Contest #741


Cartoon

741

The winning captions

These captions are chosen by The New Yorker.

  1. “I think it’s just a phase.”
  2. “Remind me to close the curtains tonight.”
  3. "Wow, it's a rare full-of-himself moon."


Name Value
Submission deadline 2021-01-24T23:53:00.000Z
Voting started -
Voting ended 2021-02-07T23:54:00.000Z
Finalists announced 2021-02-01T23:54:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued February 8, 2021
Number of captions 6102
Number of responses 676978
Number of participants -


Dashboard

In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 Don’t be fooled. He has a dark side. 2.2606 0.01084 5238 1108 1657 2473
1 I think it's just a phase. 1.9945 0.01312 3458 1039 1399 1020
2 When the moon's in the sky like a big winking eye, that's emoji. 1.9909 0.01081 5932 2083 1820 2029
3 Be careful. He has a dark side. 1.9458 0.01055 5632 1927 2083 1622
4 No, no, no... you're definitely the first one I've brought up here. 1.8278 0.04146 389 169 118 102
5 Just look at him. He's full of himself. 1.8184 0.01508 3105 1429 811 865
6 Don't worry, it's just a phase. 1.8049 0.01231 3869 1585 1454 830
7 Remind me to close the curtains tonight. 1.7765 0.01807 1875 830 634 411
8 Wow, it’s a rare full-of-himself moon. 1.7722 0.03066 676 309 212 155
9 He's not winking. We're looking at a luna tic. 1.7713 0.03603 516 245 144 127
10 Well, I suppose I’d rather be winked at than mooned. 1.7627 0.01510 2756 1270 870 616
11 No, I still just see a semicolon and parenthesis. 1.7536 0.01865 1806 844 563 399
12 This isn’t the first time you brought a date up to this spot, isn’t it? 1.7488 0.01525 2739 1303 821 615
13 Jesus, Anne, even the moon knows we’re having an affair. 1.7264 0.01698 2076 983 678 415
14 To be honest, you're the first girl I've brought up here he likes. 1.7252 0.01837 1681 771 601 309
15 I guess Trump leaving office is universally welcomed. 1.7226 0.02075 1431 694 440 297
16 It’s probably just a phase. 1.7210 0.01706 1896 861 703 332
17 Remember when we would have found this odd? 1.7184 0.01960 1495 699 518 278
18 Well this is a new phase. 1.7125 0.01795 1708 786 627 295
19 Apparently the lunar probe found the right spot. 1.7083 0.01997 1560 779 457 324
20 Post-inaugural happiness extends farther than I thought. 1.6958 0.02125 1315 651 413 251
21 I've seen waxing and waning but winking is a new one 1.6913 0.02098 1315 646 429 240
22 Is there anybody in the universe you HAVEN’T dated? 1.6866 0.02338 1104 560 330 214
23 Now that you've mentioned it, I can't stop seeing a semicolon and a right parenthesis. 1.6827 0.02357 1062 535 329 198
24 It's winking, Helen, do we really need to quibble over whether it's waning or waxing?" 1.6811 0.03595 461 234 140 87
25 We should buy a case of this. 1.6790 0.02288 1159 597 337 225
26 Maybe hes just going through a phase 1.6772 0.03998 316 147 124 45
27 I don't think I've ever seen this side of the moon before. 1.6740 0.02334 997 486 350 161
28 I sunbathed topless one time and now he won't leave me alone. 1.6702 0.02505 946 488 282 176
29 Well you passed that test. My mother is next. 1.6663 0.02381 1013 516 319 178
30 I said no elaborate proposal, Steve 1.6630 0.02623 828 422 263 143
31 I’m glad he gave us a wink and not the full moon. 1.6582 0.02687 828 437 237 154
32 Did we check those mushrooms in the field guide? 1.6512 0.02623 840 440 253 147
33 When the moon hits your eye like a big winky smile, that’s emoji. 1.6491 0.02848 741 398 205 138
34 I hope this is just a phase. 1.6459 0.02853 675 347 220 108
35 Somebody thinks I'm getting lucky tonight. 1.6458 0.02527 816 408 289 119
36 He's smiling now, but you should see his dark side. 1.6401 0.02775 664 332 239 93
37 You slept with him, didn't you. 1.6388 0.03047 623 333 182 108
38 According to NASA it's going to do that until science matters again. 1.6357 0.02867 645 331 218 96
39 Now there’s someone who knows it’s always 5 o’clock somewhere. 1.6348 0.03486 460 243 142 75
40 He's only been President for a few days, and the world is already looking different. 1.6345 0.02634 840 454 239 147
41 Not so much full, as smug 1.6338 0.03026 598 313 191 94
42 Do you think that's a frown in Australia? 1.6311 0.03007 637 344 184 109
43 It's easy to be upbeat when you're a quarter million miles away. 1.6307 0.03029 593 311 190 92
44 First time I've seen that smile in four years. 1.6271 0.03733 421 231 116 74
45 Don't trust him, he's got a dark side. 1.6260 0.03833 377 201 116 60
46 Ever feel like we aren’t in on the joke? 1.6257 0.03066 561 292 187 82
47 Looks friendly, but I bet it has a dark side. 1.6253 0.02580 742 374 272 96
48 Red sky at night, sailor's delight. White moon winking, start the drinking. 1.6211 0.03115 607 337 163 107
49 I feel like he’s hiding a dark side. 1.6185 0.02876 616 319 213 84
50 I hear that he won’t wink again until 2046. 1.6156 0.03640 411 221 127 63
51 I thought they either waxed or waned, not winked. 1.6148 0.03140 553 298 170 85
52 On second thought, maybe I have had enough to drink. 1.6145 0.03165 498 257 176 65
53 Oh, great, another New Yorker cartoon we have to pretend we get. 1.6133 0.03445 481 266 135 80
54 We're out in the woods, you said ... no one could see us doing it, you said... 1.6108 0.03258 519 283 155 81
55 He seems pretty full of himself tonight. 1.6077 0.03238 492 261 163 68
56 It's you winking back at him that worries me. 1.6071 0.03228 504 270 162 72
57 The worst thing about being a copy editor is that you start seeing punctuation everywhere. 1.6068 0.03144 501 261 176 64
58 I’d be concerned about tomorrow’s high tide. 1.6061 0.03105 490 250 183 57
59 Maybe it's just a phase. 1.6060 0.03340 434 224 157 53
60 Look dear, it's a full emoji. 1.6045 0.03577 440 245 124 71
61 He doesn’t seem to know he’s about to be eclipsed. 1.6029 0.03347 491 271 144 76
62 What type of wine is this again? 1.6026 0.03127 531 285 172 74
63 I miss the days when we saw a man in the moon and not an emoji. 1.6014 0.02985 567 301 191 75
64 When the moon hits your eye, Like a big smiley guy, Its… EMOJI!” 1.6000 0.03618 460 267 110 83
65 Should we have given more thought to where we planted the flag? 1.5996 0.03069 562 306 175 81
66 This is just wine, right? 1.5972 0.03209 494 265 163 66
67 ‘He seems friendly enough, but he’s got a dark side’. 1.5945 0.03457 434 236 138 60
68 I think it will be a while before NASA partners with Facebook again. 1.5944 0.03566 429 239 125 65
69 It’s just going through one of its phases. 1.5943 0.03371 419 219 151 49
70 I kind of liked it better before they sold it to Amazon. 1.5942 0.03371 446 240 147 59
71 Let's do it in the tent next time 1.5934 0.03814 396 227 103 66
72 Ignore him, he's a lunatic 1.5929 0.03382 452 246 144 62
73 I suppose from that far away, things down here don’t look so bad. 1.5926 0.03092 486 252 180 54
74 Might be a good idea to close the curtains tonight. 1.5923 0.03435 417 222 143 52
75 When the moon winks it’s eye, Like a drunk creepy guy, That’s concerning. 1.5918 0.03652 414 233 117 64
76 Didn't know the moon had a suggestive phase. 1.5899 0.03722 395 222 113 60
77 I suppose this is the lighter side of the moon. 1.5875 0.03252 463 248 158 57
78 Does it seem like even the moon is happier since Trump left the White House? 1.5841 0.03570 452 263 114 75
79 Suddenly, the man in the moon seemed less romantic and more creepy. 1.5826 0.03513 436 246 126 64
80 What is it you want, Mary? You want the moon? Because I think it wants you too. 1.5815 0.03580 411 230 123 58
81 The moon's full of himself tonight. 1.5797 0.03528 414 230 128 56
82 I thought you said you'd never been here before 1.5779 0.03526 417 233 127 57
83 I'm sure it's just a phase. 1.5770 0.03626 357 191 126 40
84 I said goodnight, moon! 1.5764 0.03617 406 230 118 58
85 Imagine, 4 billion years ago it was just a semicolon and closed parenthesis. 1.5738 0.03903 359 207 98 54
86 Well, it's nice to see he isn't feeling blue anymore. 1.5733 0.03570 382 209 127 46
87 That's one giant wink for mankind. 1.5723 0.03893 325 179 106 40
88 Sure he's smiling. It's easy for him to socially distance. 1.5714 0.03729 371 209 112 50
89 The moon is in the emoji phase. 1.5711 0.03792 380 220 103 57
90 Looks like flirting, but he might be mooning you. 1.5708 0.05006 219 127 59 33
91 Seven billion people and you think he’s winking at you. 1.5706 0.03833 340 189 108 43
92 David, you think everyone is flirting with me. 1.5693 0.03489 397 218 132 47
93 I think the moon is having a phase 1.5685 0.03600 394 222 120 52
94 Wait, where did you say you got those mushrooms? 1.5678 0.03846 354 202 103 49
95 No, I'm still not seeing a face... 1.5678 0.03805 354 200 107 47
96 Seems friendly, but he has a dark side. 1.5677 0.03776 347 193 111 43
97 Apparently he got tired of waxing and waning. 1.5661 0.03702 348 191 117 40
98 I brought you up here because its the best place to see the moon when it enters its emoji phase 1.5648 0.03733 347 192 114 41
99 The Moon is high tonight. 1.5644 0.03888 326 182 104 40
100 I hear he has a Dark Side. 1.5643 0.04306 280 160 82 38
101 Is there anyone you don't know? 1.5641 0.04329 273 155 82 36
102 Well it’s obviously not a blue moon. 1.5627 0.04131 311 180 87 44
103 Careful, he starts with a wink but ends with a full moon. 1.5620 0.03836 363 211 100 52
104 Even the universe cannot constrain its joy of a new US President. 1.5603 0.04107 348 212 77 59
105 Helen, where did you get those mushrooms for the Chicken Marsala we had for dinner? 1.5602 0.03618 407 237 112 58
106 Honest, you're the first woman I've ever brought here. 1.5593 0.03815 329 183 108 38
107 Trump's gone! All is right in heaven and on earth. 1.5580 0.03774 371 216 103 52
108 Is it hitting on you or me? 1.5576 0.03912 321 181 101 39
109 I think he's just going through a phase 1.5566 0.03920 309 172 102 35
110 So, it really was just a cosmic joke? 1.5566 0.03907 327 186 100 41
111 Well, it IS happy hour. 1.5561 0.04945 223 132 58 33
112 Do you think the dark side has a frowny face? 1.5556 0.03861 324 182 104 38
113 You must admit it’s a lot better than the finger he gave us last January. 1.5552 0.03988 326 189 93 44
114 Outside is different than I remembered. 1.5549 0.03797 337 190 107 40
115 This phase is called a fresh moon. 1.5548 0.04175 292 168 86 38
116 Mine just kicked in. You? 1.5548 0.04217 283 162 85 36
117 You should see its dark side. 1.5540 0.03963 287 157 101 29
118 'It's either apogee, perigee or emoji. i get them mixed up.' 1.5539 0.03823 334 189 105 40
119 Do you remember the moon before it was bought by Facebook? 1.5527 0.04905 237 144 55 38
120 Wink back, Martha. I have a bad feeling about this. 1.5522 0.03744 335 187 111 37
121 And when I'm driving it follows me. 1.5522 0.04123 297 171 88 38
122 I told you you’d see big changes after the inauguration. 1.5520 0.04531 250 145 72 33
123 Really? This is the guy that's in charge of the tides? 1.5518 0.03803 328 184 107 37
124 I guess we know where Neil Armstrong placed the flag. 1.5516 0.04070 310 180 89 41
125 Ignore him....it's just a phase. 1.5498 0.04009 311 179 93 39
126 We should have stopped Musk when we had the chance. 1.5489 0.03916 368 224 86 58
127 I see you decided to add peyote to the Prosecco again. 1.5485 0.04236 268 152 85 31
128 Its looked like that since January 20. 1.5479 0.04169 303 179 82 42
129 It's a MAN in the moon. Of course it's flirting. 1.5463 0.03887 313 177 101 35
130 The forecast did say calm but mildly passive aggressive. 1.5458 0.04211 273 156 85 32
131 I’m pretty sure it’s a full moon, but it’s only half serious. 1.5458 0.04007 306 176 93 37
132 Good to see him smiling again. What a long four years. 1.5458 0.04034 306 177 91 38
133 He’s confident now, but that will wane. 1.5455 0.03834 319 180 104 35
134 Honey, what kind of mushrooms did you say those were? 1.5446 0.04058 314 185 87 42
135 Don't let it fool you, it has a dark side. 1.5439 0.04463 239 136 76 27
136 It’s the first time he’s smiled in four years. 1.5437 0.04121 320 193 80 47
137 It’s nice that this is the only orange guy we have to look at now 1.5426 0.04394 258 150 76 32
138 Ever feel like the universe is trying to text you something? 1.5426 0.03852 352 209 95 48
139 Sure. He looks friendly, but I hear he’s got a real dark side. 1.5418 0.04253 275 160 81 34
140 The whole world really is happy that Trump is out of office 1.5418 0.03874 347 206 94 47
141 I thought you said you were over the moon. 1.5413 0.04613 242 143 67 32
142 When the moon in the sky winks a Unicode eye — that’s emoji. 1.5398 0.05136 226 143 44 39
143 I knew about the waxing and waning, but this is new. 1.5379 0.03937 264 143 100 21
144 Is it waxing, waning or winking? 1.5376 0.04269 279 165 78 36
145 You probably think that's cute, but wait until you see his dark side. 1.5375 0.04282 253 144 82 27
146 It just hasn’t been the same since Facebook bought it. 1.5375 0.04051 320 192 84 44
147 He seems friendly, but I've heard he has a dark side. 1.5370 0.04443 257 152 72 33
148 That's one large text to man. 1.5345 0.04001 290 166 93 31
149 Sometimes I wonder if our existence isn’t just part of some kind of grand, cosmic joke. 1.5343 0.04138 277 160 86 31
150 Of all the phases of the moon, flirting is the shortest. 1.5338 0.04156 281 164 84 33
151 "Now that you've pointed out the face, it's all I can see." 1.5336 0.04401 238 136 77 25
152 he's grinning now, but someday soon, he'll be eclipsed. 1.5329 0.04159 289 171 82 36
153 Look, an emoonji! 1.5326 0.04427 261 156 71 34
154 Are we that obvious? 1.5321 0.03843 327 191 98 38
155 ´Close the top button on your blouse, Louise!‘ 1.5318 0.04054 299 176 87 36
156 This is REALLY good wine! 1.5314 0.03949 318 188 91 39
157 I feel like maybe I'm not the first girl you've brought up here on a date, Tim. 1.5312 0.05111 192 114 54 24
158 I love moonlight in vermouth. 1.5309 0.04318 275 165 74 36
159 I think you're right; it IS a luna tic! 1.5305 0.04577 262 162 61 39
160 Enjoy it for now, the forecast is calling for a frowny face. 1.5305 0.04914 213 128 57 28
161 I think the moon knows Biden won. 1.5300 0.04180 300 182 77 41
162 Ever think we're just a game app on some supreme being's smartphone? 1.5294 0.04169 306 187 76 43
163 It looks like the election results have finally reached the solar system. 1.5291 0.05386 189 117 44 28
164 He might be interested tonight but, believe me, his attention wanes. 1.5290 0.04140 259 147 87 25
165 We need to start closing the blinds at night. 1.5275 0.04280 273 163 76 34
166 Somehow it's way less creepy when it's in an email 1.5273 0.04098 275 159 87 29
167 That’s nothing. I had a cloud flip me off yesterday. 1.5265 0.04013 283 163 91 29
168 It's just a Lunar tic 1.5265 0.04285 283 172 73 38
169 Don't be fooled by his cheerful demeanor - he has a dark side 1.5254 0.04389 236 136 76 24
170 I've never seen this side of the moon before. 1.5250 0.04455 240 141 72 27
171 Does this mean we’re in for another weird year? 1.5245 0.04787 204 119 63 22
172 The emoji moon only appears when all social media is aligned. 1.5236 0.04521 254 155 65 34
173 He has a dark side. 1.5234 0.04526 235 139 69 27
174 This wine pairs nicely with the mushrooms. 1.5230 0.04060 304 183 83 38
175 Woah! I’m really starting to enjoy this Merlot... 1.5222 0.04855 203 120 60 23
176 Do you think he was watching us in the back seat of the car? 1.5214 0.04262 280 170 74 36
177 And I thought 2021 was going to be more normal. 1.5198 0.04514 252 154 65 33
178 It's certainly not a BLUE moon. 1.5188 0.04062 293 175 84 34
179 So that's how NASA spent their stimulus check. 1.5181 0.05095 193 117 52 24
180 What on earth is he smiling about? 1.5172 0.03892 319 191 91 37
181 'When the moon winks its eye...that's emoji" 1.5171 0.03865 292 168 97 27
182 He used to send us stone tablets with instructions. Now it's just an emoji. 1.5167 0.04417 240 142 72 26
183 Oh he seems friendly enough, but he always maintains a certain distance. 1.5159 0.04263 252 148 78 26
184 Where did you buy this wine? 1.5157 0.04164 254 147 83 24
185 We must have done something funny 8 minutes and 20 seconds ago. 1.5154 0.04410 260 159 68 33
186 It's apparently another 200 years until we get another Flirtatious Moon 1.5153 0.04697 229 140 60 29
187 Maybe we don't open a second bottle next time. 1.5140 0.04016 286 169 87 30
188 Do you think that's a "You're all good" wink, or a "You won't believe what's coming next" wink? 1.5139 0.04313 251 149 75 27
189 Well, it’s better than the finger emoji we’ve had for the last four years. 1.5138 0.04431 253 154 68 31
190 I don't care what the moon is telling you. I'm telling you you're the first person I've ever taken here. 1.5133 0.04661 226 137 62 27
191 It was times like these when Helen wondered if paying for laser eye surgery with a coupon was really the best idea. 1.5131 0.04257 267 161 75 31
192 It's taken a shine to you. 1.5127 0.03699 314 181 105 28
193 Tell him you’re married. 1.5126 0.04365 238 140 74 24
194 This is the last time I buy wine off Craigslist. 1.5126 0.04365 238 140 74 24
195 An over four billion year old celestial body learned to use emojis correctly. Why can’t your mother? 1.5120 0.04325 250 149 74 27
196 Did you ever wonder if the universe is just playing with us? 1.5120 0.04753 209 125 61 23
197 Clearly, he's taken a shine to you. 1.5106 0.03801 282 160 100 22
198 Nope. I'm still not seeing it. 1.5106 0.05198 188 116 48 24
199 Bold and fruity, yet somehow dry and edgy, with bright democratic undertones and a hallucinogenic finish 1.5105 0.04626 239 148 60 31
200 You may be over the moon but looks like the moon isn’t over you 1.5088 0.04489 226 134 69 23
201 Gosh honey, just when I think this year can’t get any weirder 1.5082 0.04705 183 104 65 14
202 I'm pretty sure they were shiitake... 1.5076 0.04807 197 117 60 20
203 I take it you've been here before. 1.5075 0.04632 201 117 66 18
204 Apparently it's now owned by Facebook 1.5067 0.04533 223 133 67 23
205 This would never happen if there was a Woman in the Moon. 1.5064 0.04391 233 138 72 23
206 We need to pull the shades down at night. 1.5064 0.04322 235 138 75 22
207 Got a feeling this isn't your first "cocktails at sunset" date. 1.5058 0.04310 257 156 72 29
208 I think he saw what we did last night. 1.5058 0.03728 344 209 96 39
209 Thats the last time we dissolve mushrooms in the wine 1.5057 0.05222 176 107 49 20
210 It helps to have just the right amount of wine." 1.5056 0.04888 180 105 59 16
211 I know he looks friendly, but he has a dark side. 1.5046 0.04822 216 134 55 27
212 He's playful, but I bet he has a dark side. 1.5045 0.04474 224 133 69 22
213 I have this strange feeling you've been on dates here before." 1.5044 0.04461 228 136 69 23
214 Hey humans, we’re celebrating from up here too. 1.5043 0.04683 230 143 58 29
215 I prefer the nights when it just hits my eye like a big pizza pie. 1.5043 0.04447 232 139 69 24
216 Try to be nice George, she hasn't been with a man since 1969. 1.5025 0.05189 201 129 43 29
217 Banksy, you crazy bastard. 1.5023 0.04656 215 130 62 23
218 Ok, so you're not the first girl I've brought up here. 1.5022 0.04352 223 130 74 19
219 I guess Gotham City's new police commissioner is a millennial. 1.5021 0.04550 239 148 62 29
220 He doesn’t love you. It’s a phase. 1.5000 0.04418 228 136 70 22
221 How does he know you're not my wife? 1.5000 0.04701 234 148 55 31
222 Is he hitting on you? 1.5000 0.04571 198 115 67 16
223 Good Night Moon, Good Night White House Room Good Night 4 years of Chaos and Doom. 1.5000 0.05300 178 111 45 22
224 It’s called the honeymoon phase 1.5000 0.04419 240 146 68 26
225 The rare solar flirt 1.5000 0.04790 198 119 59 20
226 We can't go anywhere without you flirting... 1.4981 0.04311 257 158 70 29
227 Oh, it's only a paper meme, ... 1.4979 0.04557 233 144 62 27
228 I preferred it when the Man in the Moon wasn't ironic. 1.4978 0.04622 223 137 61 25
229 Don't fall for it,Gloria. He has a dark side. 1.4975 0.04967 197 122 52 23
230 I think we’ve just been mooned by an emoji. 1.4956 0.04461 228 138 67 23
231 Sure, friendly now. But his dark side is downright cold. 1.4955 0.04298 220 128 75 17
232 God texts in mysterious ways. 1.4954 0.04833 218 138 52 28
233 “Beautiful— a full emoji 1.4953 0.04608 212 128 63 21
234 When the moon hits your eye like a big winking guy, that's emoji 1.4950 0.04875 202 125 54 23
235 Still think you’re not showing too much cleavage? 1.4944 0.05136 180 111 49 20
236 I liked it better when it just went through phases. 1.4940 0.05109 166 99 52 15
237 So this is what it feels like to control the Senate, the House, and the Presidency 1.4933 0.04751 223 141 54 28
238 Even the Moon is happy Biden is President! 1.4932 0.04902 219 141 48 30
239 I think he means that we should take off all our clothes, make wild, passionate, inventive love and howl like banshees. What do you think he means? 1.4931 0.04761 217 136 55 26
240 It's neither waxing nor waning, just winking. 1.4926 0.04807 203 125 56 22
241 I can never tell the difference between “waning”, “waxing”, and “winking”. 1.4922 0.04711 193 115 61 17
242 If you see it too, we both have a problem. 1.4917 0.04192 242 144 77 21
243 I didn't know the moon had three phases: waxing, waning and winking. 1.4917 0.05175 181 113 47 21
244 That expression never lasts; it’ll eventually be eclipsed. 1.4915 0.05322 177 112 43 22
245 Tonight, we’re getting a peek at the dork side of the moon! 1.4909 0.05343 165 102 45 18
246 Astronomers say the Come Hither Moon last occurred over fifty years ago. 1.4906 0.05115 159 94 52 13
247 I told you that Trump's departure would have universal implications. 1.4906 0.04656 212 130 60 22
248 Even he’s glad 2020 is over. 1.4906 0.04751 212 132 56 24
249 Actually, it was supposed to flash "Will you marry me, Julie?" first and then wink and smile when you said "Yes" 1.4904 0.04571 208 125 64 19
250 Super moons are so cocky. 1.4901 0.04875 202 126 53 23
251 I don’t care if it’s amore. I’m keeping the blinds closed tonight! 1.4901 0.04925 202 127 51 24
252 I thought you said 'waning,' not 'winking' 1.4899 0.04457 198 115 69 14
253 He’s really full of himself tonight, isn’t he? 1.4898 0.04390 245 152 66 27
254 This must be the snark side of the moon. 1.4898 0.04932 196 122 52 22
255 Semicolon and half a parenthesis. Why? What do you see? 1.4888 0.05178 178 111 47 20
256 Lunatic. 1.4888 0.05054 178 109 51 18
257 I think he saw what we were doing last night. 1.4887 0.04517 221 135 64 22
258 How long before blynken and nod? 1.4886 0.04816 219 140 51 28
259 Finally a view without a bernie meme 1.4884 0.04748 215 135 55 25
260 Looks like rejoining the Paris Climate Accord is already reaping benefits. 1.4884 0.05311 172 108 44 20
261 Is it just me,or is the moon especially full of itself tonight? 1.4878 0.05435 164 103 42 19
262 There's probably just something caught in the Sea of Tranquility 1.4870 0.04824 193 118 56 19
263 What did you put in the moonshine? 1.4855 0.04365 241 149 67 25
264 I didn't know the moon had a flirtatious phase. 1.4854 0.04704 206 127 58 21
265 Let's hope it's not just a phase 1.4854 0.05334 171 108 43 20
266 Look a full emoonji 1.4853 0.04937 204 130 49 25
267 That must be the light side of the moon. 1.4853 0.04839 204 128 53 23
268 It seems like he knows something we don’t 1.4852 0.04419 237 147 65 25
269 Let's pass on the stuffed mushroom appetizer next time. 1.4851 0.04874 202 127 52 23
270 When the moon winks it’s eye like a big pizza pie that’s emoji 1.4847 0.04878 196 122 53 21
271 It must be a new phase. 1.4847 0.05247 163 100 47 16
272 He has no shame. He is hitting on you right in front of me ! 1.4846 0.04603 227 143 58 26
273 Incredible! Space Force did that with a giant Sharpie! 1.4844 0.04676 225 143 55 27
274 I told you someone was watching us in the outdoor shower. 1.4840 0.04858 188 115 55 18
275 No, no! Tilt your head! It’s a semicolon and a right parenthesis! 1.4839 0.04895 186 114 54 18
276 I think we've just been mooned. 1.4839 0.05012 186 116 50 20
277 He looks a little full of himself 1.4839 0.04954 186 115 52 19
278 It's the Dirty Old Man in the Moon 1.4833 0.04896 209 134 49 26
279 The rare lunar emoji occurs only once a century. 1.4828 0.05137 174 108 48 18
280 Finally a divine message I can understand. 1.4824 0.04497 199 118 66 15
281 I'm gonna pass on that second glass of whatever it is we're drinking. 1.4821 0.04731 195 119 58 18
282 Where's Blynken and Nod? 1.4815 0.04896 189 117 53 19
283 I remember when you used to look at me like that. 1.4813 0.04527 214 131 63 20
284 I’d be flattered if he wasn’t looking at so many people at once. 1.4811 0.05260 185 120 41 24
285 So, not made out of cheese but apparently cheesey. 1.4810 0.05291 158 97 46 15
286 Its just a phase! 1.4809 0.04829 183 111 56 16
287 I think he’s going through a phase. 1.4805 0.05310 154 94 46 14
288 Damn it, it was supposed to say “Will you marry me?” 1.4800 0.04960 200 128 48 24
289 In China, they see a semicolon and a parentheses. 1.4796 0.04714 196 120 58 18
290 Seriously, she's my wife. 1.4794 0.04804 194 120 55 19
291 It’s the first full emoji moon of the millennium. 1.4794 0.04748 194 119 57 18
292 It's easy to be flippant when you're 240,000 miles away. 1.4793 0.04337 217 130 70 17
293 I don't care what kind of face you put on it, this unceasing surveillance has gone too far. 1.4789 0.04542 213 131 62 20
294 Was that there two drinks ago? 1.4785 0.05182 186 120 43 23
295 The winking gibbous is my favorite. 1.4784 0.04317 232 142 69 21
296 I can't tell if he's reading my mind or reading your mind. 1.4783 0.04322 207 122 71 14
297 I've been mooned before but this wink is new. 1.4778 0.05073 180 113 48 19
298 First time he’s smiled in four years. 1.4776 0.04891 201 128 50 23
299 It happens when the moon is at its apogee and the azimuth is 45 degrees and we have had 2 bottles of wine. 1.4773 0.04484 220 136 63 21
300 Yeah, let's go back inside. 1.4768 0.04497 237 151 59 27
301 It's a full emoonji. 1.4765 0.05089 170 105 49 16
302 God’s using emojis?! 1.4762 0.05132 168 104 48 16
303 A celestial rarity, the hammered moon. 1.4759 0.05048 187 119 47 21
304 Let's hope it's only a phase. 1.4759 0.05316 166 105 43 18
305 Banksy is out of control 1.4757 0.05146 185 119 44 22
306 I guess our planet's looking pretty hot. 1.4755 0.04685 204 127 57 20
307 Relax, its just going through a phase. 1.4754 0.04890 183 113 53 17
308 When the moon winks its eye like a big smiley guy, that's emoji. 1.4750 0.05462 160 102 40 18
309 Is there anyone you haven't dated? 1.4747 0.04945 198 127 48 23
310 These new anti-anxiety meds are amazing with a glass of red. 1.4747 0.04893 198 126 50 22
311 Did those mushrooms taste odd to you? 1.4740 0.05091 173 108 48 17
312 Looks like a fool moon to me. 1.4737 0.04818 190 118 54 18
313 Have you ever wondered if we are all just a cosmic joke? 1.4732 0.04667 205 128 57 20
314 In retrospect, I prefer his dark side."His "playful side" is just creepy. 1.4731 0.04892 186 116 52 18
315 He lost that eye during a moon landing. 1.4731 0.05401 186 125 34 27
316 So this is what happens when you mix Cialis and mushrooms. 1.4727 0.04753 220 143 50 27
317 I think the whole emoji thing has gotten out of hand. 1.4726 0.05684 146 93 37 16
318 The moon landing was on his right eye? 1.4725 0.04846 182 112 54 16
319 I've heard of waxing and waning--but winking?!! 1.4720 0.05066 161 98 50 13
320 I thought you said you broke up? 1.4720 0.05291 161 101 44 16
321 He's certainly full of himself this evening. 1.4718 0.04784 195 122 54 19
322 Look, it's a full emoji! 1.4717 0.05188 159 98 47 14
323 I know it’s only our first date, but I should tell you I have a sun. 1.4712 0.04718 208 132 54 22
324 That's what they call a fool moon. 1.4712 0.04465 208 127 64 17
325 Never again cook with our backyard mushrooms. 1.4706 0.04472 204 124 64 16
326 He's full of himself tonight, but he'll be waning tomorrow. 1.4706 0.05155 170 107 46 17
327 I think he knows what we did last summer. 1.4703 0.04790 185 114 55 16
328 Something tells me you've been here before. 1.4703 0.05087 185 119 45 21
329 Can we not go anywhere without meeting someone you've dated before? 1.4700 0.04574 217 137 58 22
330 I guess the news about Trump's departure spread more than worldwide! 1.4699 0.04764 183 112 56 15
331 Ever have that weird feeling the universe is trying to tell you something? 1.4699 0.04885 166 100 54 12
332 OK, you're right. Mescal isn't like other drinks. 1.4696 0.04207 247 154 70 23
333 Margie when you drink you think everyone is flirting with you. 1.4689 0.05006 177 111 49 17
334 I think it’s in Winking Gibbous. 1.4688 0.05010 160 97 51 12
335 Geez, even the man in the moon is trying to hit on you. 1.4681 0.04912 188 119 50 19
336 I think he knows I’ve been waxing, too. 1.4681 0.04794 188 117 54 17
337 Is that for me or for you? 1.4679 0.04417 218 135 64 19
338 He seems friendly enough, but I've heard he has a dark side. 1.4678 0.05394 171 112 38 21
339 Are you sure I'm the only one you've brought up here? 1.4678 0.04857 171 104 54 13
340 Well there is something you only see once in a blue moon. 1.4677 0.05066 186 120 45 21
341 So this has all been a cosmic joke? 1.4675 0.05060 154 93 50 11
342 Oh, look! It's an emoonji! 1.4675 0.04968 169 104 51 14
343 Honestly, after the year we've had, I don't want to know. 1.4674 0.04929 184 116 50 18
344 He’s not flirting with you. He was hit in the eye by a meteorite. 1.4670 0.04844 182 113 53 16
345 Is he coming on to me or you? 1.4670 0.04717 182 111 57 14
346 This must be its lighter side. 1.4667 0.04945 180 113 50 17
347 I think he knows we are not married! 1.4663 0.04856 178 110 53 15
348 It's entering a sardonic phase. 1.4659 0.05090 176 112 46 18
349 You know him? 1.4655 0.06865 116 79 20 17
350 Are we being mooned? 1.4655 0.05323 174 114 39 21
351 It's only a phase. 1.4650 0.05074 157 96 49 12
352 If only there was a sign... 1.4650 0.05310 157 99 43 15
353 The rare winky face moon comes out every 200 years. 1.4647 0.05286 170 110 41 19
354 Why? What do you see? 1.4643 0.05404 140 86 43 11
355 I’ve heard of waxing and waning but never winking. 1.4637 0.04704 179 109 57 13
356 We shouldn't have let the Millenials take charge of the space program 1.4637 0.05089 179 115 45 19
357 I've never seen a moon so full of itself. 1.4636 0.05127 151 92 48 11
358 Any other year, that would seem just plain creepy! 1.4636 0.05380 151 95 42 14
359 All I said was, ‘I hope to see Uranus tonight.’ I don’t get what’s so funny. 1.4634 0.05218 164 104 44 16
360 An emoonji - how very zeitgeist 1.4634 0.05289 164 105 42 17
361 What a lunatic 1.4630 0.05264 162 103 43 16
362 Ah, I see the moon is at emo-gee. 1.4628 0.05080 188 123 43 22
363 He goes through phases. 1.4625 0.05529 160 105 36 19
364 How am I supposed to compete with that Kathy? 1.4625 0.04766 160 95 56 9
365 Remember when you could stare at the moon without feeling self-conscious? 1.4620 0.05262 171 111 41 19
366 What a show off. He got his vaccine. 1.4611 0.05035 193 127 43 23
367 When the moon winks it’s eye, like a phone in the sky, that’s emoji! 1.4610 0.05614 154 101 35 18
368 Umm when I said I really needed to get my 40 winks tonight this isn’t what I meant. 1.4602 0.04689 176 107 57 12
369 Musk has gone too far this time. 1.4600 0.04852 200 130 48 22
370 I think it's just a luna-tic. 1.4596 0.05286 161 103 42 16
371 What did you say was in those brownies? 1.4595 0.04906 185 118 49 18
372 When the moon winks its eye at the wife of some guy, that’s emoji. 1.4589 0.05761 146 96 33 17
373 Well this is a new phase for the moon 1.4586 0.05598 133 83 39 11
374 Is that a new moon? 1.4585 0.04662 205 131 54 20
375 I told you we should have closed the blinds earlier, but no, you said, "nobody can see us up here in the mountains" 1.4583 0.04765 168 102 55 11
376 I think my edible just kicked in. 1.4583 0.05564 144 92 38 14
377 A rare phase: a full of himself moon. 1.4581 0.04962 179 114 48 17
378 Don't forget he has a dark side 1.4581 0.05277 155 98 43 14
379 When the Moon winks his eye & he looks kind of sly, that’s emoji. 1.4581 0.05510 155 101 37 17
380 I had to pull a few strings. 1.4580 0.05658 131 82 38 11
381 I think it's time to put my phone down; I'm starting to see emojis everywhere 1.4580 0.05761 131 83 36 12
382 At this point I'm so done with irony. 1.4579 0.04616 214 138 54 22
383 I think it’s making a phase at us. 1.4578 0.05099 166 105 46 15
384 Terry, I swear I see your mother everywhere. 1.4575 0.04400 212 132 63 17
385 It seems your buddy up there thinks this date is going better than it is. 1.4571 0.05587 140 89 38 13
386 They say it gets more Likes now. 1.4566 0.05084 173 111 45 17
387 It’s sure full of itself but there is a dark side. 1.4566 0.04882 173 108 51 14
388 Here's to aiming the cork a bit more carefully next time... 1.4565 0.04864 184 117 50 17
389 That’s where he was poked with a flagpole. 1.4564 0.05428 149 95 40 14
390 Emoji Mountain is everything people say. 1.4563 0.05309 160 103 41 16
391 Elon has gone too far this time 1.4561 0.04991 171 108 48 15
392 Wait, you slept with him, too? 1.4560 0.04925 193 126 46 21
393 He’s full of it tonight.. 1.4557 0.05204 158 100 44 14
394 I thought you said the tent flap was closed. 1.4556 0.05102 169 108 45 16
395 Is everyone getting this or just us? 1.4556 0.04962 169 106 49 14
396 It looks full of itself tonight. 1.4556 0.04818 169 104 53 12
397 If Pluto had put in this much effort, he might still be around. 1.4556 0.05371 169 112 37 20
398 It’s a lunar emoji tonight. 1.4551 0.05004 167 105 48 14
399 Does the moon know something I don't? 1.4550 0.04651 189 118 56 15
400 You told me your thing with the Moon was just a phase. 1.4545 0.05137 154 96 46 12
401 Nights like these make me wish you hadn't dated Neil Armstrong. 1.4545 0.05501 143 91 39 13
402 Is that the universe's way of saying last year was a joke? 1.4545 0.05468 165 110 35 20
403 I thought it was moon phases, not moon faces. 1.4545 0.05300 154 98 42 14
404 Now there’s a side of the moon I haven’t seen before... 1.4545 0.05046 165 104 47 14
405 Hmm, I think he saw us earlier. 1.4541 0.04721 185 116 54 15
406 Everything looks different now that Biden is president 1.4534 0.05639 161 109 31 21
407 When the moon hits your eye, and you've had too much wine, that's emoji. 1.4532 0.05886 139 92 31 16
408 Look away! He’s about to show you his dark side. 1.4525 0.04563 179 109 59 11
409 The air isn't the only thing that's fresh up here. 1.4522 0.04986 157 97 49 11
410 Wow! A full of it moon. 1.4522 0.05147 157 99 45 13
411 Is he waning or winking? 1.4516 0.05274 155 99 42 14
412 I think I've had one-too-many. 1.4514 0.05292 144 90 43 11
413 I think it's called the "Dirty Old Man in the Moon." 1.4514 0.05472 144 92 39 13
414 You get the feeling he knows something we don't? 1.4512 0.04502 215 138 57 20
415 Given that he was only a quarter full a half hour ago... I’d say he saw everything. 1.4509 0.05147 173 113 42 18
416 I miss our sun. 1.4507 0.05436 142 90 40 12
417 How do you feel about doing a dry February? 1.4507 0.05705 142 93 34 15
418 I’ve heard of waxing and waning but winking?? 1.4507 0.05436 142 90 40 12
419 If only God would give me a sign 1.4505 0.05021 182 119 44 19
420 To look at it, you wouldn't think it had a dark side. 1.4503 0.05290 151 96 42 13
421 He’s sure full of himself tonight. 1.4500 0.04580 200 127 56 17
422 It's a full of himself moon. 1.4497 0.05254 149 94 43 12
423 I said romantic moon, not flirty moon. 1.4495 0.04557 198 125 57 16
424 Is that a typo? 1.4490 0.05304 147 93 42 12
425 I believe it's in its winking gibbous phase. 1.4487 0.05628 156 105 32 19
426 ... like a big pizza pie, that’s emoji? 1.4485 0.05043 165 105 46 14
427 What do you mean "just kidding" about 2020? 1.4483 0.04993 174 112 46 16
428 Sad. Yet another emotionally rich and textured subject reduced to a cheesy emoji. 1.4481 0.04546 212 137 55 20
429 They need to be more transparent about what’s in the wine. 1.4481 0.05215 154 98 43 13
430 This is why I like to close the blinds at night. 1.4480 0.05843 125 80 34 11
431 It’s a winking gibbous. 1.4479 0.05160 163 105 43 15
432 What kind of mushrooms did you say you put in your ravioli? 1.4479 0.05376 163 108 37 18
433 I hope he doesn’t moon us next. 1.4478 0.05562 134 85 38 11
434 Do you ever feel like your whole life is just turning into one big cliche? 1.4474 0.05263 152 97 42 13
435 See, even God uses emojis. 1.4474 0.05345 152 98 40 14
436 I'm telling you, Janice, you spend way too much time on social media. 1.4471 0.05144 170 111 42 17
437 Goodnight Moon, go home, you’re drunk. 🌙 1.4470 0.04657 217 144 49 24
438 Yes,its a friendly wink but I still think it just a phase. 1.4468 0.05552 141 91 37 13
439 When the moon hangs in space Like a big winky face That's tequila 1.4467 0.05396 150 97 39 14
440 I didn't know it was this kind of honeymoon. 1.4465 0.05252 159 103 41 15
441 It's the rarely seen emoji moon." 1.4463 0.04996 177 115 45 17
442 Robin's signal sure is different from Batman's. 1.4462 0.04940 186 122 45 19
443 Call me old fashioned, but I miss the days when we used to see a semicolon and a parenthesis when we looked up the sky. 1.4459 0.05063 157 99 46 12
444 Although he's not wearing a mask, he's at least six feet away. 1.4459 0.05063 157 99 46 12
445 Don’t be fooled. It has many faces. 1.4459 0.05376 157 103 38 16
446 Babe, I’m rethinking our plans for ‘making love in the moonlight’ tonight 1.4458 0.05020 166 106 46 14
447 Oops...that's it for me. When the moon starts winking, time to stop drinking. 1.4457 0.04971 175 113 46 16
448 It’s the 2021 version of the smiley face. 1.4455 0.04546 202 129 56 17
449 Marge of all the women I’ve brought here your the first he’s approved of. 1.4453 0.05525 128 80 39 9
450 Do you ever feel life is becoming one big emoji? 1.4453 0.05572 137 88 37 12
451 He's all friendly now . . . but he has a dark side. 1.4452 0.05025 155 97 47 11
452 Something must have hit the moon in the eye like a big pizza pie. 1.4452 0.05189 155 99 43 13
453 They got it right. Cloudy with a chance of emojis. 1.4451 0.04770 182 116 51 15
454 I don't think the 238,900 mile restraining order is far enough. 1.4444 0.06123 117 76 30 11
455 He must have the sun in his eye. 1.4444 0.05556 144 94 36 14
456 Houston, we have a wink. 1.4444 0.05181 162 105 42 15
457 Forget the red wine; nothing will put you in the mood like moonshine. 1.4444 0.04881 189 124 46 19
458 Astronomers say the flirtatious moon only occurs once every forty-two years. 1.4437 0.05368 151 98 39 14
459 I’m beginning to wonder if I’ve been spending too much time on social media. 1.4437 0.05700 142 94 33 15
460 Don’t mind him, it’s just a phase.” 1.4437 0.05147 142 88 45 9
461 It’s like he knows something we don’t 1.4435 0.05983 124 81 31 12
462 How does the Man in the Moon know what I have in mind? 1.4435 0.06199 115 75 29 11
463 Our one night out and he's flirting with you " 1.4432 0.04898 185 121 46 18
464 It's the first emoji moon of the year 1.4432 0.04837 185 120 48 17
465 You ever get that feeling that you're the only one not in on the joke? 1.4431 0.04699 167 103 54 10
466 🎶 When the moon hits the sky with a big winking eye, that’s emoji... 🎵 1.4430 0.05584 149 99 34 16
467 He sure is full of himself tonight. 1.4426 0.05056 183 122 41 20
468 Once quarantine is over, let’s stop making our own wine. 1.4426 0.05826 122 78 34 10
469 Should we wink back? 1.4423 0.05001 156 98 47 11
470 So, I started this new medication 1.4422 0.05386 147 95 39 13
471 Maybe we should have waited a bit before eating a second brownie. 1.4415 0.04721 188 121 51 16
472 It's just a phase, he's not usually this full of himself. 1.4414 0.05074 145 90 46 9
473 Winking Gibbous 1.4413 0.04758 179 114 51 14
474 I asked about us making love under the moonlight, and it turns out he’s into it. 1.4410 0.05126 161 104 43 14
475 I thought you two weren't seeing each other anymore 1.4410 0.05201 161 105 41 15
476 Waxing? No, I think it's winking. 1.4409 0.05202 127 77 44 6
477 It didn't seem this creepy in the city. 1.4405 0.04902 168 107 48 13
478 Hey, that's celestial harassment 1.4403 0.05351 134 84 41 9
479 Dude, she's my sister 1.4402 0.04915 184 121 45 18
480 This may be the wine talking, but what if God really is a winking emoji and we’re just cosmic punctuation? 1.4400 0.05048 150 94 46 10
481 Even the Man in the Moon is celebrating the new administration. 1.4400 0.05391 150 98 38 14
482 Did I just see a wink, a blink, and a nod? 1.4400 0.05097 175 116 41 18
483 Is it just me, or does the moon seem a little TOO full? 1.4398 0.05367 166 112 35 19
484 Let's get another case of this wine. 1.4397 0.05638 141 93 34 14
485 Huh. I guess he’s going through a phase. 1.4396 0.04766 182 117 50 15
486 Don’t make eye contact Jan. He looks like a proper lunartic 1.4396 0.04766 182 117 50 15
487 Honey, do you two... know each other? 1.4395 0.05059 157 100 45 12
488 How many glasses have we had? 1.4392 0.05271 148 95 41 12
489 May be, but I know sarcasm when I see it. 1.4392 0.05003 148 92 47 9
490 No service for miles, but I’m still seeing emojis. 1.4390 0.06125 123 82 28 13
491 How many women have you taken to this spot? 1.4388 0.05317 139 88 41 10
492 I think it’s the peyote. 1.4384 0.05748 146 99 30 17
493 When the moon winks its eye when your out sipping wine, that's a...larming 1.4384 0.05409 146 95 38 13
494 Sweetheart, what kind of mushrooms did you use in that pasta? 1.4383 0.05102 162 105 43 14
495 wink back, just trust me 1.4375 0.05281 144 92 41 11
496 The moon sure seems full of itself tonight. 1.4371 0.05363 151 99 38 14
497 Don't worry, it's just going through a phase. 1.4371 0.04935 151 94 48 9
498 I knew it! The moon makes faces, not 'phases'! 1.4367 0.05269 158 104 39 15
499 Y'a think we're drinking too much wine during lockdown? 1.4367 0.05345 158 105 37 16
500 Don’t tell me you went out with him too. 1.4367 0.05034 158 101 45 12
501 I remember back when the moon was supposed to be romantic, not clever. 1.4366 0.05142 142 89 44 9
502 Is it waxing? No, it’s winking. 1.4366 0.05332 142 91 40 11
503 Maybe next time we do it inside the tent. 1.4365 0.04909 181 119 45 17
504 Don't be fooled. He did the same at the start of 2020. 1.4363 0.04614 204 134 51 19
505 It's not Blinken or Nod -- must be Winken. 1.4362 0.05497 149 99 35 15
506 So ends another lovely, simulated day. 1.4357 0.05664 140 93 33 14
507 We left the curtains open again didn’t we.... 1.4357 0.05190 140 88 43 9
508 91 million miles away and he wants to make friends. 1.4354 0.05293 147 95 40 12
509 Someone is going to get lucky tonight. 1.4354 0.05467 147 97 36 14
510 Okay, what do we not know?" 1.4354 0.05381 147 96 38 13
511 I'm guessing I'm not the first guy you've brought up here. 1.4354 0.05114 147 93 44 10
512 When the moon winks his eye like some creepy old guy, that's annoying. 1.4353 0.05136 170 113 40 17
513 Looks like the moon’s in a fresh phase. 1.4351 0.05123 154 99 43 12
514 I prefer the old Bat-Signal. 1.4348 0.05438 138 89 38 11
515 Happy Inauguration Day! 1.4343 0.04691 175 111 52 12
516 Please let it be the wine that's talking! 1.4343 0.04896 175 114 46 15
517 Beth was getting signs this was going to be her night. 1.4342 0.05085 152 97 44 11
518 Outside, you said. No-one will see us on a hill, you said. 1.4340 0.05166 159 104 41 14
519 Wait, you said this was wine. 1.4336 0.05396 143 93 38 12
520 I never wink back; unless it's a full moon. 1.4335 0.05003 173 114 43 16
521 Do you get the eerie feeling the universe is toying with us? 1.4335 0.04655 173 109 53 11
522 Thank goodness we never see the dark side. 1.4333 0.04862 150 93 49 8
523 It probably means it's full. 1.4332 0.04672 187 121 51 15
524 That’s funny, I’m usually standing alone when this happens...” 1.4331 0.05872 127 84 31 12
525 I’m not sure I like the flirty side of the moon. 1.4330 0.04361 224 147 57 20
526 Oh great ... emoonicons. 1.4326 0.04836 178 116 47 15
527 It just goes to show you that even if you *can* use the semicolon, it doesn’t mean you *should*. 1.4324 0.05521 148 99 34 15
528 Don't worry, she just likes to watch. 1.4318 0.05504 132 85 37 10
529 No more of your sister's home-made wine. 1.4317 0.05408 139 90 38 11
530 It’s an emoji. What a letdown. 1.4315 0.05226 146 94 41 11
531 Seems clear to me. The Man in the Moon is a Democrat. 1.4307 0.05655 137 91 33 13
532 The longer I look, the cheesier it gets. 1.4305 0.05105 151 97 43 11
533 Maybe homemade wine was a bad idea. 1.4305 0.05520 151 102 33 16
534 Does winking come before or after waxing? 1.4304 0.04948 158 101 46 11
535 I guess it's no longer a blue Moon. 1.4296 0.05510 142 94 35 13
536 Make sure to close the blinds tonight. 1.4296 0.05510 142 94 35 13
537 So, that's where we got emojis from". 1.4295 0.05073 156 101 43 12
538 Next week’s moon is blinking, and then it will be nod. 1.4295 0.05154 156 102 41 13
539 You ever feel like the universe is trying to communicate with you? 1.4295 0.04991 156 100 45 11
540 I’ve shown you my full moon, now show me yours. 1.4294 0.04843 163 104 48 11
541 Has that been there this entire time? 1.4294 0.04997 163 106 44 13
542 Now I wish we hadn’t told the moon our secret. 1.4294 0.04921 163 105 46 12
543 Someone bet Musk he couldn't do it. 1.4294 0.04924 170 111 45 14
544 Look honey, a full emoji. 1.4286 0.05570 126 81 36 9
545 It's got to be a woman. No man in the moon could be that happy. 1.4286 0.05461 147 98 35 14
546 Enjoying a little moonshine? 1.4286 0.05337 126 79 40 7
547 Looks like everyone is happy that Fauci is back. 1.4286 0.05361 154 103 36 15
548 🎵 When the moon meets your eye with a big wink and smile.. that's psilocybin 🎵 1.4286 0.06305 112 75 26 11
549 Honey, I thought you said this place was private. 1.4286 0.04892 175 115 45 15
550 Even the Moon is over the Moon. 1.4278 0.04834 194 131 43 20
551 You ever get the feeling there's something going on that we know nothing about? 1.4276 0.04904 152 96 47 9
552 Somewhere, somehow, a werewolf is getting lucky. 1.4275 0.05333 138 89 39 10
553 You’re right, acid was more fun. 1.4275 0.05432 138 90 37 11
554 Look, Honey! He's taking a shine to you. 1.4275 0.05201 131 82 42 7
555 Damn, Martha. I can't take you anywhere without some weirdo hitting on you. 1.4275 0.05738 131 87 32 12
556 After 2020 I'm pretty sure it's a smirk. 1.4271 0.04699 192 127 48 17
557 Tell me again where you found the mushrooms for your Wild-Mushroom Risotto. 1.4269 0.05108 171 115 39 17
558 I felt it coming. I just couldn't put a face to it till now. 1.4268 0.05194 164 110 38 16
559 I thought you said you were over him. 1.4268 0.04821 164 105 48 11
560 'I think that Elon Musk has stepped over the line." 1.4268 0.05128 157 103 41 13
561 I guess Zuckerberg beat Musk to the Moon. 1.4265 0.05681 136 91 32 13
562 The moon's just going through one of its phases. 1.4264 0.06105 129 89 25 15
563 Let’s face it, we spend way too much time on our phones. 1.4264 0.05904 129 87 29 13
564 You see it too, right? 1.4263 0.04554 190 123 53 14
565 Is the moon smiling down upon us or mocking our world? 1.4261 0.05931 115 75 31 9
566 It looks like ‘How High the Moon’ has a different meaning tonight. 1.4261 0.06305 115 78 25 12
567 I thought tonight was supposed to be a Full Grin... 1.4251 0.05264 167 114 35 18
568 Are you sure we closed the curtains last night? 1.4250 0.05757 120 78 33 9
569 I thought the meteorologist misspoke, but it really is “peeping” through the clouds. 1.4248 0.05053 153 99 43 11
570 Tesla's satellite hit the moon's right orbital! 1.4247 0.04865 186 125 43 18
571 I hope we wrote down how we made this wine. 1.4245 0.05683 139 94 31 14
572 It could be the wine, but I think we've been texting too much. 1.4242 0.05703 132 88 32 12
573 It's an e-moon-ji 1.4242 0.05497 132 86 36 10
574 Don’t be conned, he has a very dark side.” 1.4236 0.05269 144 94 39 11
575 Moon phases: the Waning, the waxing and the winking. 1.4236 0.05360 144 95 37 12
576 On my last date, it said LOL. 1.4234 0.05802 111 71 33 7
577 It that for you or me? It's hard to tell these days" 1.4234 0.05255 137 88 40 9
578 Just like so many emojis. I can't tell what it really means. 1.4234 0.05356 137 89 38 10
579 I wonder what's happening on the dark side of the moon... 1.4234 0.05648 137 92 32 13
580 I think Bobby hacked into NASA's observatory again. 1.4228 0.05232 149 98 39 12
581 I though 40 winks was just a saying. 1.4228 0.05888 123 82 30 11
582 What exactly are we drinking? 1.4225 0.05128 142 91 42 9
583 I thought you said those were morels? 1.4225 0.05030 142 90 44 8
584 Let's be sure to zip up the tent tonight. 1.4224 0.05186 161 108 38 15
585 I think you’re spending too much time on your computer. I don’t see it. 1.4222 0.05094 135 85 43 7
586 It’s free with Amazon Prime. 1.4222 0.05610 135 90 33 12
587 Looks like coming to Vermont was a great idea. 1.4219 0.05613 128 84 34 10
588 When the moon blinks it's eye like a bad pizza pie, that's a worry 1.4219 0.05828 128 86 30 12
589 To moonshine 1.4217 0.05000 166 110 42 14
590 Oh look, there's a new emoji. 1.4217 0.05073 166 111 40 15
591 If it starts nodding at us this will be my last glass. 1.4215 0.05346 121 76 39 6
592 OK, I give. What's in the wine? 1.4214 0.05274 140 91 39 10
593 How long before Neil deGrasse Tyson ruins this? 1.4214 0.05651 140 95 31 14
594 If you see it too let’s hope it’s the wine. 1.4214 0.04918 159 103 45 11
595 It appears global warming has given way to lunar sauciness." 1.4211 0.06091 114 76 28 10
596 Would you mind buttoning your blouse to the top ? 1.4211 0.05769 133 90 30 13
597 Finally, somebody who gets it. 1.4211 0.05324 152 102 36 14
598 What makes you think I spend too much time texting? 1.4211 0.04610 190 125 50 15
599 He’ll reveal his dark side soon. 1.4211 0.05030 133 83 44 6
600 Good Night,Emoji Moon. 1.4207 0.05189 164 111 37 16
601 Apparently it’s a sign of global charming. 1.4206 0.05446 126 81 37 8
602 Next time don't ask for the moon. 1.4206 0.06234 107 71 27 9
603 Finally! Confirmation the last four years were a cosmic joke. 1.4205 0.07357 88 61 17 10
604 It's a beautiful full emoticon tonight. 1.4203 0.05123 138 88 42 8
605 Most people don’t know that it’s actually short for “full of himself” moon. 1.4202 0.06026 119 80 28 11
606 Let’s...let’s never speak about this again 1.4202 0.05907 119 79 30 10
607 Does he know something we don't? 1.4200 0.05290 150 100 37 13
608 We've been mooned 1.4200 0.05118 150 98 41 11
609 I knew a red would pair well with the CBD gummy bears. 1.4198 0.05626 131 87 33 11
610 It's part of why I drink out here. 1.4198 0.05931 131 90 27 14
611 Waxing cheeky tonight. 1.4198 0.05626 131 87 33 11
612 Look hunny! The president of the moon likes sharpies, too! 1.4198 0.05086 162 108 40 14
613 Who did you say gave you this wine again? 1.4194 0.04918 155 100 45 10
614 Was that for you or me? 1.4192 0.04754 167 108 48 11
615 That's not amoré, Lynn, that's emoji. 1.4191 0.05276 136 88 39 9
616 Looks like someone's feeling a little full of himself tonight. 1.4189 0.05075 148 96 42 10
617 I don't trust that friendly face; I hear he's got a really dark side. 1.4186 0.05687 129 86 32 11
618 This is the first emoji moon I've seen in a blue moon. 1.4186 0.05469 129 84 36 9
619 It makes as much sense as when he was wearing sunglasses. 1.4183 0.04873 153 98 46 9
620 You say this vintage is from the 60's, huh? 1.4181 0.04708 177 116 48 13
621 Fine, you were right. This town does have an insanely active gossip mill. 1.4180 0.04501 189 123 53 13
622 It's funny, because yesterday he seemed a little blue... 1.4179 0.05433 134 88 36 10
623 He used to send commandments, now it's just emojis" 1.4179 0.05433 134 88 36 10
624 I don’t know John, I think this might be more than ‘just a phase’ 1.4179 0.05635 134 90 32 12
625 It only happens once in a blue emoji. 1.4173 0.05639 127 84 33 10
626 The weatherman said it’ll be another 186 years until the next flirty moon. 1.4173 0.05527 127 83 35 9
627 Ever feel like the universe is just phoning it in? 1.4173 0.05393 139 92 36 11
628 Uh, Linda did you tell anyone about our affair ? 1.4172 0.05004 151 98 43 10
629 Well, Harold, someone else enjoyed it, too. 1.4171 0.05079 175 120 37 18
630 Looks like the new Biden-Harris Emoji initiative is starting to take hold 1.4171 0.04719 187 125 46 16
631 I think our secret is safe with him. 1.4167 0.06326 108 73 25 10
632 Just once, I'd like to not run into one of your exes when we are out... 1.4167 0.04656 168 108 50 10
633 I believe the term is ‘fromage a trois’ 1.4167 0.05488 132 87 35 10
634 It is beautiful, but I wonder if Emojis are getting a little too much power. 1.4161 0.05641 137 93 31 13
635 Stardust? 1.4159 0.05993 113 75 29 9
636 Honey, it’s happening again. Get me the weed. 1.4156 0.05105 154 102 40 12
637 You always think everyone is flirting with you. 1.4155 0.05217 142 93 39 10
638 The moons really full of itself tonight. 1.4154 0.05437 130 85 36 9
639 There’s definitely something about wine and altitude 1.4154 0.05652 130 87 32 11
640 I can’t quite put my finger on it but it feels like the universe is sending us a message. 1.4154 0.05097 130 82 42 6
641 Someone's feeling full of himself tonight. 1.4151 0.04912 159 104 44 11
642 I prefer the one with sunglasses. 1.4150 0.05184 147 97 39 11
643 Maybe we should've closed the shades? 1.4150 0.05361 147 99 35 13
644 No no....I think that’s a semi-colon 1.4150 0.05532 147 101 31 15
645 Scientists first noticed this on November 3rd... 1.4146 0.05036 164 110 40 14
646 The subtext is intriguing ... 1.4146 0.04730 164 106 48 10
647 How old did you say this wine is? 1.4145 0.05151 152 101 39 12
648 Is it winking at us or does it just have sun in its eye? 1.4143 0.05734 140 97 28 15
649 That’s where Apollo 11 landed. 1.4143 0.05551 140 95 32 13
650 I get that he sent these drinks over, but I don't get HOW he sent these drinks over. 1.4141 0.05604 128 85 33 10
651 He knows. 1.4141 0.05820 128 87 29 12
652 When the moon that you see is a bright emoji, that's amore! 1.4141 0.06128 128 90 23 15
653 Is it just me or are things starting to look different under Biden? 1.4141 0.05820 128 87 29 12
654 I like this wine 1.4138 0.05587 145 100 30 15
655 Trump is gone ! 1.4135 0.05760 133 91 29 13
656 What do you mean, you're flirting with astronomy? 1.4135 0.06639 104 72 21 11
657 It's so nice seeing emojis in their natural habitat 1.4135 0.06203 104 69 27 8
658 You would be smiling too if you were 92,958,412 miles from this planet 1.4130 0.05416 138 92 35 11
659 What the hell did you put in this drink? 1.4130 0.05217 138 90 39 9
660 At least he isn't mooning us. 1.4129 0.05241 155 105 36 14
661 Oddly, it's putting me out of the mood. 1.4129 0.04996 155 102 42 11
662 Give a cheer... for the next four years! 1.4128 0.04937 172 116 41 15
663 I thought you said nobody would see us when we went skinny-dipping last night. 1.4127 0.05318 126 81 38 7
664 Now I am the only one in the world who doesn't use emojis. 1.4126 0.05282 143 95 37 11
665 Is that the sun or the moon? .... I don’t know, it’s 5:00 somewhere 1.4122 0.05721 131 89 30 12
666 No. I think there's something in his eye. 1.4122 0.05923 131 91 26 14
667 I guess that’s what we get for drinking moonshine. 1.4122 0.04882 148 95 45 8
668 It may be the wine talking, but I think this is a sign that things are looking up. 1.4118 0.04866 153 99 45 9
669 We don't usually see him without Blinken and Nod. 1.4118 0.05897 119 80 29 10
670 Last night the tongue was out. 1.4113 0.05611 124 82 33 9
671 See, this is why China can't be trusted to do moon missions. 1.4113 0.05840 124 84 29 11
672 I don’t know about the stars aligning, but things are looking up on the local level. 1.4110 0.05383 146 99 34 13
673 That's why you always wait at least an hour before popping another edible. 1.4109 0.05570 129 86 33 10
674 I love you to the emoji and back. 1.4109 0.05783 129 88 29 12
675 Welp Sarah, it finally happened. After months of isolation and drinking due to the pandemic I’ve finally entered the lunacy phase. 1.4109 0.05460 129 85 35 9
676 The almanac says this is known as a "Saucy" moon 1.4109 0.05570 129 86 33 10
677 I've seen a crescent moon, a full moon, and a blue moon. But never a I know something you don't know moon. 1.4104 0.05424 134 89 35 10
678 He’s been unbearable since he found out he has the antibodies 1.4104 0.05726 134 92 29 13
679 Do you ever wonder if the cosmos is just trolling us? 1.4104 0.04410 173 110 55 8
680 Well...I guess that’s amore. 1.4104 0.04845 173 116 43 14
681 Did we just get mooned? 1.4103 0.04626 156 99 50 7
682 Ugh, he’s so flirty when he’s full. 1.4103 0.05714 117 77 32 8
683 I haven't seen such a good omen in more than four years. 1.4103 0.05841 117 78 30 9
684 You know, I've had just enough wine to believe that we aren't just sitting on the couch again with our phones. 1.4101 0.05086 139 90 41 8
685 This means that the last four years were just a cosmic joke? 1.4101 0.05287 139 92 37 10
686 The smile is for November 3. The wink is for January 20. 1.4101 0.05385 139 93 35 11
687 A winking gibbous? Damn autocorrect." 1.4099 0.05021 161 108 40 13
688 I think it’s kicking in 1.4098 0.05552 122 80 34 8
689 Even the moon is happy he’s out of office! 1.4097 0.05524 144 99 31 14
690 So, moons have semi-colons and women have periods? 1.4094 0.05739 127 86 30 11
691 They say this happens only once every 200 years. 1.4091 0.05264 132 86 38 8
692 Someone should wipe that smile off his face. 1.4091 0.05818 110 72 31 7
693 I'm getting vanilla and apricot, rounding out with hints of crushed Lorazepam. 1.4091 0.04786 176 118 44 14
694 It would be a little less creepy if he just mooned us. 1.4091 0.05014 154 102 41 11
695 It's like he knows what we are about to do. 1.4091 0.05787 132 91 28 13
696 Glib-ass moon. 1.4088 0.04904 159 105 43 11
697 It's a full emoji tonight. 1.4085 0.05488 142 97 32 13
698 I guess there was a plan all along. 1.4085 0.05111 142 93 40 9
699 Maybe we should stop staring at the moon, I think he’s getting the wrong impression... 1.4083 0.05857 120 81 29 10
700 But after four years, it's so much better than "The Scream" 1.4082 0.05266 147 99 36 12
701 This would make a great New Yorker cartoon. It wouldn't even need a caption. 1.4080 0.06021 125 87 25 13
702 It's the emojisfisication of the universe. 1.4080 0.05803 125 85 29 11
703 January 20 --- The Universe Is Celebrating 1.4079 0.05391 152 105 32 15
704 Yes, definitely a new moon...... 1.4077 0.05536 130 87 33 10
705 See Honey, the moon doesn't think it's weird to be drinking wine on a hike in the woods 1.4077 0.05536 130 87 33 10
706 Is it me, or does the moon seem really full of itself tonight? 1.4077 0.05536 130 87 33 10
707 Keep on orbiting pal, Janet is with me. 1.4074 0.05691 135 93 29 13
708 The first step is admitting we have an emoji problem. 1.4074 0.05392 135 90 35 10
709 The moon's looking quite full... of itself! 1.4071 0.05354 140 94 35 11
710 Didn't know it would be a full emoonji tonight. 1.4071 0.05981 113 76 28 9
711 Even the moon is happy Trump is gone... 1.4069 0.05993 145 106 19 20
712 Well,I guess he is bright,but I hear he has a dark side! 1.4068 0.05676 118 78 32 8
713 I think this will be my last glass of wine for the night. 1.4065 0.05637 123 82 32 9
714 I guess that’s the new moon. 1.4065 0.05637 123 82 32 9
715 Good sign, the first full moon of 2021 and it's a happy emoji. 1.4065 0.05395 123 80 36 7
716 It also has a dark side. 1.4065 0.05637 123 82 32 9
717 I think I need to go to rehab. 1.4062 0.04880 160 106 43 11
718 Remember when there was a bright line between physical and virtual realities? 1.4062 0.05370 128 84 36 8
719 Yep. The universe saw the Inauguration. 1.4062 0.05915 128 89 26 13
720 Get over yourself. You always think everyone is checking you out. 1.4062 0.05116 160 109 37 14
721 Oh yeah, I saw in the news there’s supposed to be a full wink tonight 1.4061 0.05005 165 112 39 14
722 I know that should be reassuring, but let's just see what Fauci says.... 1.4060 0.05752 133 92 28 13
723 See? I told you the whole universe knows we’re having an affair.” 1.4060 0.05446 133 89 34 10
724 I guess being full makes him happy. 1.4058 0.05308 138 92 36 10
725 Well, whether it’s the sun or the moon, we probably shouldn’t make eye contact. 1.4058 0.05504 138 94 32 12
726 The sun will come out, tomorrow! 1.4056 0.05180 143 95 38 10
727 Is it my imagination, or is the moon hitting on you? 1.4052 0.05869 116 78 29 9
728 I see a glad moon smilin'. 1.4052 0.05608 116 76 33 7
729 How long before these edibles start to work? 1.4051 0.04839 158 104 44 10
730 I'm guessing irony - or is it sarcasm? 1.4050 0.05699 121 81 31 9
731 Usually after a few sips I just start seeing stars. 1.4050 0.05452 121 79 35 7
732 Well, this is more impressive than Halley's Comma. 1.4049 0.05339 163 115 30 18
733 Even the moon is glad Trump's gone. 1.4048 0.05654 126 85 31 10
734 I have no idea why she’s winking at me. 1.4048 0.05654 126 85 31 10
735 In a couple weeks, he'll be singing "Suddenly, I'm not half the man I used to be". 1.4048 0.05186 126 81 39 6
736 The moon appears to have entered its deviant phase. 1.4044 0.05360 136 91 35 10
737 Let's go back to the tent, honey. I think it just kicked in. 1.4044 0.05560 136 93 31 12
738 I don’t want to alarm you, darling, but I think we may be in a cartoon. 1.4043 0.05130 141 93 39 9
739 Don't judge me, Thelma, but I feel we may be the butt of a cosmic joke. 1.4043 0.05511 141 97 31 13
740 I think I preferred the gravitas of the burning bush response 1.4041 0.05196 146 98 37 11
741 For heaven's sake, does EVERYTHING have to be an emoji? 1.4041 0.05375 146 100 33 13
742 Is this because we met online? 1.4040 0.05413 151 105 31 15
743 Yep, trading dry January for text-free January was definitely the right call. 1.4040 0.05162 151 102 37 12
744 Dont flatter yourself, it's looking at me 1.4038 0.05880 104 68 30 6
745 Maybe quarantining in the in the Berkshires with sixteen cases of wine wasn't such a good idea." 1.4037 0.05990 109 73 28 8
746 This must be the Millenial phase of the moon. 1.4037 0.06912 109 80 14 15
747 Shall we moon him back? 1.4034 0.06123 119 83 24 12
748 who’s he hitting on... you or me? 1.4031 0.05560 129 87 32 10
749 It's interesting how easily we anthropomorphize what we see. 1.4030 0.05617 134 92 30 12
750 When the moon winks its eye like a text from on high, that’s... what again? 1.4029 0.05472 139 95 32 12
751 It must be a Fool Moon 1.4029 0.04973 139 90 42 7
752 Now I'm pretty sure this is not wine. 1.4028 0.04860 144 93 44 7
753 It looks like everyone is happy that Trump is gone from office. 1.4028 0.05151 144 96 38 10
754 I think that's enough wine for today, Susan 1.4027 0.05209 149 101 36 12
755 You DON’T see a face in the moon? 1.4026 0.04654 154 99 48 7
756 Where, exactly, did he see the sun kiss you? 1.4021 0.04583 194 132 46 16
757 Not sure why, but it does it every four years on January 20th at 12 noon. 1.4021 0.06976 97 69 17 11
758 Crap. He knows. 1.4018 0.06011 112 76 27 9
759 I think we passed the limit on the number of drinks we should have. 1.4017 0.05829 117 79 29 9
760 It's just a phase. It'll pass in the blink of an eye. 1.4017 0.05954 117 80 27 10
761 I can’t believe she’s moonlighting as an emoji. 1.4017 0.06077 117 81 25 11
762 Does he know what we plan to do out here? 1.4016 0.05291 122 79 37 6
763 Boy, that's a new phase for the moon. 1.4016 0.05291 122 79 37 6
764 What are we drinking again? 1.4016 0.05417 122 80 35 7
765 Somewhere some poor wolf is transforming into a millennial 1.4016 0.05837 127 88 27 12
766 So, I guess the howling works. 1.4015 0.05574 132 90 31 11
767 Beautiful emoji tonight... 1.4015 0.05228 137 91 37 9
768 It's a Flirty Eclipse. It happens when the earth goes between the moon and Tinder. 1.4015 0.05329 137 92 35 10
769 I’ve alway had a personal relationship with nature. 1.4015 0.05329 137 92 35 10
770 This is not quite what I had in mind when I wished for a threesome 1.4015 0.05124 137 90 39 8
771 No. I think he just has something in his eye. 1.4014 0.04794 147 95 45 7
772 I thought it was wine but it must be moonshine. 1.4013 0.05101 157 107 37 13
773 I told you someone was peering through our bedroom window last night. 1.4012 0.05101 167 116 35 16
774 Wait, where did you say you bought the wine? 1.4000 0.05448 125 83 34 8
775 So this is the guy you've been telling me about. 1.4000 0.05065 135 88 40 7
776 Looks like God finally got a smartphone. 1.4000 0.05792 125 86 28 11
777 You as over the moon as I am? 1.4000 0.05146 155 106 36 13
778 I think we're drunk. 1.4000 0.05345 140 95 34 11
779 You’ve seen one full wink-emoji, you’ve seen ’em all. 1.4000 0.05441 140 96 32 12
780 Least it's not a Bernie meme 1.4000 0.05680 125 85 30 10
781 Do you think the dark side is a frown emoji?" 1.4000 0.05173 135 89 38 8
782 I think we're being mooned! 1.4000 0.05680 125 85 30 10
783 Brace yourself for the nudge. 1.4000 0.06667 100 70 20 10
784 Must have heard about Biden and Harris 1.4000 0.04873 160 107 42 11
785 I want to believe it's being ironic. 1.3986 0.05140 148 100 37 11
786 Maybe it’s just a phase we’re going through. 1.3986 0.04864 148 97 43 8
787 You don’t think it’s kind of over-compensating for the dark side? 1.3986 0.05398 138 94 33 11
788 ‘Enjoy yourselves, it’s been a long 4 years’ 1.3986 0.04990 138 90 41 7
789 He doesn’t look blue to me 1.3985 0.05742 133 93 27 13
790 I meant to hit the thumbs up emoji. 1.3984 0.05472 128 86 33 9
791 Boy, we should have found this drink a long time ago. 1.3984 0.05742 123 84 29 10
792 A wink's as good as a nod... 1.3984 0.05742 123 84 29 10
793 After Trump, even New Yorker cartoons seem different somehow. 1.3984 0.06080 123 87 23 13
794 I think I’m spending too much time on my phone. 1.3984 0.05970 123 86 25 12
795 I have this sinking feeling the joke is on us 1.3983 0.05534 118 78 33 7
796 We should have stuck with wine, the moonshine is going to my head. 1.3982 0.06353 113 80 21 12
797 Ever since God got a Twitter account , he's really been phoning it in. 1.3982 0.06099 113 78 25 10
798 Wow, a full-of-itself moon! 1.3982 0.05968 113 77 27 9
799 Knowing my ancestors saw the same emoticon ten thousand years ago gives me perspective. 1.3982 0.05413 113 73 35 5
800 Looks like someone else is quite pleased with the election! 1.3982 0.05834 113 76 29 8
801 Guess the moon is being extra cheesy tonight 1.3982 0.05697 113 75 31 7
802 Swear not by the inconstant....uh, oh. 1.3974 0.04870 156 104 42 10
803 It really is January 20th. 1.3972 0.05502 141 98 30 13
804 If the world really is about to end, I wish God would send us a sign... 1.3972 0.04919 141 92 42 7
805 Sure, it's unusual, but is it really a sign that the universe wants us to get married? 1.3971 0.05143 136 90 38 8
806 What side of the moon is this? 1.3971 0.05036 136 89 40 7
807 So that's why they call it moonshine. 1.3969 0.05384 131 88 34 9
808 Perhaps that Apple / Space Force merger was a bad idea. 1.3969 0.05161 131 86 38 7
809 Wow, Banksy really went for it this time 1.3969 0.05701 131 91 28 12
810 Maybe it's the wine. Maybe it's the moon. But I think I'm going to get lucky tonight. 1.3968 0.05643 126 86 30 10
811 Do you think the moon knows that Joe was sworn in today? 1.3968 0.05295 126 83 36 7
812 It appears you two know each other. 1.3966 0.05459 116 76 34 6
813 Don't worry, I think she's just going through a phase. 1.3966 0.05857 116 79 28 9
814 Don’t worry, this is just one of his weird phases. 1.3966 0.06107 116 81 24 11
815 Moonlight, I expected. A lit moon? That’s something new. 1.3964 0.06561 111 80 18 13
816 I think we just got permission to have another glass of wine. 1.3963 0.05015 164 113 37 14
817 I think they call it the winking gibbous. 1.3962 0.05794 106 70 30 6
818 Think I'll have to forego this nightcap routine. 1.3961 0.04824 154 102 43 9
819 Even the emojis are social distancing now. 1.3960 0.05200 149 102 35 12
820 Did Biden rejoin the Paris Accord already? 1.3958 0.05418 144 100 31 13
821 It's a good thing we don't see the back side. 1.3957 0.05463 139 96 31 12
822 This is good moonshine 1.3957 0.05066 139 92 39 8
823 Congrats, America. 1.3957 0.05268 139 94 35 10
824 It's so comforting to see the Biden Moon. 1.3955 0.05607 134 93 29 12
825 Will we ever find a moment alone? 1.3953 0.05326 129 86 35 8
826 I see the wink, where is the nod? 1.3952 0.05819 124 86 27 11
827 Okay. That’s enough wine. 1.3952 0.05470 124 83 33 8
828 See? Everyone knows the third date is when it happens. 1.3950 0.05366 119 78 35 6
829 Sometimes it seems like everyone is in on the joke except me. 1.3950 0.05625 119 80 31 8
830 Lunar emojis? I knew no good would come of commercializing space travel! 1.3950 0.05497 119 79 33 7
831 Is that just a phase? 1.3950 0.05625 119 80 31 8
832 Those pot brownies were good 1.3950 0.05625 119 80 31 8
833 A waxing flirtatious phase of the moon I presume. 1.3947 0.05658 114 76 31 7
834 I should have taken Dry January more seriously. 1.3947 0.04953 152 102 40 10
835 This tequila sunrise is stronger than I thought. 1.3947 0.05926 114 78 27 9
836 Look. The man in the moon is happy 45 is gone too. 1.3947 0.04953 152 102 40 10
837 Is this some kind of apocalyptic inside joke? 1.3947 0.05126 152 104 36 12
838 Such a common emoji moon tonight; I would have wished something more special for this occasion, my love" 1.3942 0.06021 104 70 27 7
839 I thought you said it was over with him? 1.3939 0.04685 165 110 45 10
840 Winkin? Blinkin? Just nod." 1.3939 0.05242 132 88 36 8
841 Really? This is why you dragged me up here? 1.3934 0.05884 122 85 26 11
842 There’s a glad moon on the rise. 1.3934 0.05404 122 81 34 7
843 Apparently the man in the moon has been heavily influenced by emojis. 1.3933 0.05258 150 104 33 13
844 I think the drugs are kickin' in. 1.3933 0.05172 150 103 35 12
845 I guess I alway just thought of the moon as a celestial body first and a sexual being second... 1.3933 0.05085 150 102 37 11
846 We should probably give that Dry January thing a shot 1.3933 0.04996 150 101 39 10
847 Elon Musk has really gotten out of control. 1.3932 0.05942 117 81 26 10
848 We really need to cut back on our day drinking 1.3932 0.05285 117 76 36 5
849 I liked it a lot better before the tech moguls got ahold of it. 1.3929 0.05723 112 75 30 7
850 This is awkward... 1.3929 0.05580 112 74 32 6
851 I would have used the cheese emoji 1.3929 0.05997 112 77 26 9
852 I think that's our cue to go ahead and make-out. 1.3929 0.05431 140 97 31 12
853 How long have we been indoors? 1.3929 0.05862 112 76 28 8
854 Actually, maybe we shouldn't go skinny dipping. 1.3925 0.06050 107 73 26 8
855 Well, at least he didn't moon us. 1.3925 0.06472 107 76 20 11
856 am I drunk or did he just wink at you? 1.3925 0.06194 107 74 24 9
857 What did you put in this drink? 1.3923 0.05726 130 91 27 12
858 I'm having trouble taking anything literally right now. 1.3923 0.05621 130 90 29 11
859 Well, it's better than that one that looks like poop. 1.3923 0.05830 130 92 25 13
860 I'm just saying I'm into it if you are into it 1.3923 0.05180 130 86 37 7
861 Appreciation of nature is highly reciprocal. 1.3922 0.05242 102 64 36 2
862 THIS is why we agreed to quit LSD 1.3920 0.05193 125 82 37 6
863 Kinda gives new meaning to that giant eggplant and huge peach we saw on the way over... 1.3920 0.05668 125 86 29 10
864 I thought only stars winked. 1.3919 0.04759 148 97 44 7
865 Nothing can eclipse that smile. 1.3919 0.04854 148 98 42 8
866 Quite the charmer! Guess he thinks we won’t notice that he’s not wearing a mask. 1.3917 0.06069 120 85 23 12
867 I think we need to go back to just one glass a night 1.3916 0.04966 143 95 40 8
868 It's creepy, yes, but kind of flattering, too, no? 1.3916 0.05160 143 97 36 10
869 What do you think - playful, affectionate, suggestive, or ironic? 1.3913 0.05753 115 78 29 8
870 Are we drinking moonshine? 1.3913 0.06138 115 81 23 11
871 You look so beautiful tonight, in this emoji light. 1.3913 0.05753 115 78 29 8
872 Ummm, do you know each other? 1.3910 0.05529 133 92 30 11
873 First Emoji moon of the season. 1.3909 0.05932 110 75 27 8
874 So it was just one big joke after all. 1.3906 0.05230 128 85 36 7
875 It's the inauguration moon. 1.3906 0.05460 128 87 32 9
876 Is... that the moon telling us to get a room? 1.3906 0.05572 128 88 30 10
877 The thing is, he always ghosts me in the morning 1.3906 0.05460 128 87 32 9
878 This new iOS update is pretty invasive. 1.3905 0.06127 105 72 25 8
879 Since when did mother nature start using emojis? 1.3904 0.05615 146 105 25 16
880 It's a New Moon. 1.3902 0.05730 123 85 28 10
881 He's entering the flirtatious phase. 1.3902 0.05730 123 85 28 10
882 Even the moon is happy that Joe Biden won 1.3901 0.05110 141 95 37 9
883 Should we call NASA or the CIA? 1.3901 0.05110 141 95 37 9
884 I'm never drinking absinthe again. 1.3897 0.05131 136 91 37 8
885 Is this guy bothering you? 1.3897 0.05024 136 90 39 7
886 It means that, within the next 12 hours, we can expect either snow or a werewolf. 1.3895 0.06906 95 68 17 10
887 Do you think it's flirting with us? 1.3895 0.06041 95 63 27 5
888 The news says not to look directly at the emoji. 1.3894 0.06085 113 79 24 10
889 Okay, now you're flirting with the man in the moon, it just never ends.. 1.3894 0.05542 113 75 32 6
890 He said he'd 'be back in some form.' Is this it? 1.3894 0.06340 113 81 20 12
891 He wants to change his image from being stone cold. But I think he's just going through another one of his phases. 1.3894 0.05683 113 76 30 7
892 do you think he saw us in the car before? 1.3894 0.06085 113 79 24 10
893 No, he’s winking at me. 1.3893 0.05033 131 86 39 6
894 This is so much better than the poop emoji we've had for the past four years. 1.3889 0.06005 108 74 26 8
895 So this is what NASA does with $21 billion. 1.3889 0.05631 126 87 29 10
896 That's not a new moon so let's just call it a fresh moon." 1.3889 0.06147 108 75 24 9
897 Has he taken a shine to us? 1.3889 0.04839 144 95 42 7
898 Are you sure this isn’t that new THC wine? 1.3885 0.04752 157 105 43 9
899 I guess emojis really have taken over the world. 1.3885 0.05055 139 93 38 8
900 Oh sure - act like the last four years was just a big joke! 1.3885 0.05055 139 93 38 8
901 Do you ever feel like the universe is sending you signals? 1.3884 0.05297 121 80 35 6
902 And I say it’s a smirk, and I don’t appreciate it. 1.3881 0.04959 134 88 40 6
903 I've been coming here for years getting all of life's questions answered till I figured out it was just a damned balloon. 1.3881 0.05392 134 92 32 10
904 Once you start using them, you see them everywhere. 1.3881 0.05180 134 90 36 8
905 You don't appreciate how flirty the moon is until you get out of the city. 1.3879 0.05970 116 81 25 10
906 You ever wonder if life is a computer simulation? 1.3879 0.05713 116 79 29 8
907 Jesus Sharon is there anyone in the universe you haven’t fucked? 1.3879 0.06094 116 82 23 11
908 There are no words to describe the moon tonight. 1.3878 0.06091 98 66 26 6
909 One small wink for man, one giant wink for mankind. 1.3878 0.06427 98 68 22 8
910 Can I open my eyes, now? Is it January 20, 2021 yet? 1.3878 0.05149 147 101 35 11
911 I wonder what Elon will draw on Mars when he gets there? 1.3876 0.05537 129 89 30 10
912 It’s called an “emoonji” 1.3876 0.05645 129 90 28 11
913 It's either the new administration - or the edibles 1.3876 0.05537 129 89 30 10
914 Someone's getting lucky tonight 1.3876 0.05314 129 87 34 8
915 There's waxing, waning, and winking. 1.3874 0.05889 111 76 27 8
916 He's flirting with us 1.3874 0.05456 111 73 33 5
917 They should have never given the astronauts that can of paint 1.3874 0.05748 111 75 29 7
918 I thought you said you'd stopped seeing him. 1.3874 0.05604 111 74 31 6
919 Well, that's better than last night's poop emoji. 1.3874 0.06026 111 77 25 9
920 Good grief. I think he saw us. 1.3874 0.06026 111 77 25 9
921 . - Great wine honey - It’s Moonshine 1.3874 0.05604 111 74 31 6
922 No, that's not a Covid symptom. 1.3871 0.04877 155 105 40 10
923 The hell is he so happy about? 1.3871 0.06670 93 65 20 8
924 I think it means we paid too much for this Pinot Grigio. 1.3871 0.05084 124 81 38 5
925 Must have been the 2021 inauguration. 1.3868 0.06226 106 74 23 9
926 That's a New Moon right? 1.3866 0.05860 119 83 26 10
927 Semicolon, end parenthesis... What does it mean??? 1.3866 0.05612 119 81 30 8
928 Apparently, it's no secret why I asked you here. 1.3864 0.05004 132 87 39 6
929 ... last week it looked like a 😜 1.3864 0.05446 132 91 31 10
930 I need a little more than just 'everyone has a past'. 1.3860 0.05643 114 77 30 7
931 The last four years ends with a cosmic 'wink and a nod'? 1.3860 0.05779 114 78 28 8
932 Must be the flirting phase. 1.3860 0.05912 114 79 26 9
933 Call me crazy, but I think he's giving us permission to engage in extended foreplay. 1.3860 0.05912 114 79 26 9
934 It’s not amore if you have to hit the moon in its eye. 1.3860 0.05779 114 78 28 8
935 I paid the site extra for these sky emojis. 1.3857 0.05325 140 97 32 11
936 I guess the pizza pie hit his eye 1.3857 0.05027 140 94 38 8
937 And that’s when we decided it was time to start dry January. 1.3857 0.05325 140 97 32 11
938 I am not sure you can actually get off the grid anymore. 1.3853 0.05668 109 73 30 6
939 Actually, I'm much more creeped out by his dark side. 1.3853 0.05668 109 73 30 6
940 When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie - that 1.3853 0.06373 109 78 20 11
941 It DID NOT wink at you 1.3853 0.05816 109 74 28 7
942 Have to admit, I thought the lover's moon would be a bit more romantic. 1.3852 0.05636 122 84 29 9
943 IF I DIDN'T KNOW BETTER I'D SAY IT'S ONLY A PAPER MOON 1.3851 0.04938 148 100 39 9
944 I see the bad moon a-rising. 1.3851 0.05210 148 103 33 12
945 And I thought 2021 would be more sane than 2020. 1.3846 0.05674 117 80 29 8
946 Oh look it's a Full of himself Moon 1.3846 0.05543 117 79 31 7
947 The last time I saw a one-eyed moon, you had dropped the soap. 1.3846 0.06307 104 73 22 9
948 This Moonshine just hit on me 1.3846 0.05337 143 100 31 12
949 Remember when we didn't believe in climate change. 1.3841 0.04967 138 92 39 7
950 Maybe it’s a moon beam stuck in its eye 1.3841 0.05376 138 96 31 11
951 Just as I thought, even the man in the moon got a pardon. 1.3841 0.05072 138 93 37 8
952 It looks better in the app 1.3840 0.05302 125 84 34 7
953 Is she happy for us or just glad to be a million miles away? 1.3839 0.05982 112 78 25 9
954 Even the moon is mood for celebrating the new administration. 1.3839 0.06115 112 79 23 10
955 How could he have seen us? We were behind a bush! 1.3839 0.06115 112 79 23 10
956 Do you think he knows we're in a cartoon? 1.3835 0.04975 133 88 39 6
957 When the moon hits your eye like a big emoji in the sky, that's amore ... 1.3833 0.05447 120 81 32 7
958 When the moon winks an eye, play along, don't be shy...that's amore. 1.3833 0.05820 120 84 26 10
959 I feel validated. 1.3832 0.05578 107 71 31 5
960 A probe must have just landed on the dark side. 1.3832 0.06178 107 75 23 9
961 No - left eye is regular wink. Right eye is ironic wink. 1.3832 0.05418 107 70 33 4
962 These virtual happy hours are getting weird. 1.3832 0.06178 107 75 23 9
963 Have you ever noticed you can sometimes see a face in the moon? 1.3832 0.05418 107 70 33 4
964 He rotated to reveal his whimsical side. 1.3830 0.04998 141 95 38 8
965 How many martini's did you say we had? 1.3826 0.05869 115 80 26 9
966 It looks like more than just the planet is happy about the election. 1.3826 0.05604 115 78 30 7
967 Enjoy while it lasts, humans. 1.3826 0.05181 149 104 33 12
968 He must be thinking we're drinking moonshine. 1.3824 0.06238 102 71 23 8
969 This makes me wish I had paid more attention in that astrology class. 1.3821 0.04832 123 79 41 3
970 Ever get the feeling the universe is laughing at us? 1.3821 0.05717 123 86 27 10
971 Whatever happens, stays between me and the sun. 1.3819 0.05025 144 98 37 9
972 With this level of confidence, it's no wonder he's making waves around here 1.3819 0.04927 144 97 39 8
973 Mary, are you really sure you want the moon? 1.3818 0.05916 110 76 26 8
974 It’s sad, really, how he can control the tides but can’t control himself. 1.3818 0.05916 110 76 26 8
975 Apparently, he knows what I'm thinking. 1.3817 0.05249 131 89 34 8
976 Was I supposed to close the blinds last night or you? 1.3817 0.05781 131 94 24 13
977 So, God has figured out emojis 1.3814 0.06121 97 66 25 6
978 Conjunctivitis I think. 1.3814 0.05372 118 79 33 6
979 Yeah, like I needed another reminder this marriage is a cosmic joke! 1.3813 0.05246 139 96 33 10
980 Bad moon rising - or is it the wine? 1.3810 0.06110 105 73 24 8
981 Ok, I’ll take it from here. Good night, moon. 1.3810 0.05802 105 71 28 6
982 Full Of Himself Moon. 1.3810 0.06258 105 74 22 9
983 Now, I’d call that a new phase. 1.3810 0.05308 105 68 34 3
984 He loves us to the earth and back! 1.3806 0.05058 134 90 37 7
985 Do you think he saw us?” 1.3805 0.05380 113 75 33 5
986 Do you think she knows something? 1.3805 0.05939 113 79 25 9
987 I hope you're impressed. You wouldn't believe what I did to pull this off. 1.3805 0.05666 113 77 29 7
988 No. The Ecliptic is something else. That’s a semicolon. 1.3805 0.05804 113 78 27 8
989 Well, I now have another reason to be afraid of the dark. 1.3805 0.05939 113 79 25 9
990 What do you mean you don't know him? He's looking right at you. 1.3804 0.06152 92 62 25 5
991 I believe that’s the lesser known ‘Horny Moon.’ 1.3803 0.05263 142 99 32 11
992 I'll take that as a good sign. 1.3802 0.05150 121 80 36 5
993 Once in a lewd moon... 1.3802 0.05660 121 84 28 9
994 I’ve heard people say, “Once in an emoji moon,” but I never thought I’d see one. 1.3802 0.05537 121 83 30 8
995 I’ve just got to cut down on my screen time. 1.3798 0.05185 129 87 35 7
996 See why I told you to zip up the tent window?" 1.3797 0.04718 158 107 42 9
997 I think he knows what we’re up to 1.3796 0.05692 108 73 29 6
998 I don't like the way he is looking at you. 1.3796 0.05842 108 74 27 7
999 Why does everyone presume we're more than just friends? 1.3796 0.05842 108 74 27 7
1000 I don't know if he's flirting with me, or just joking around. 1.3796 0.05296 137 95 32 10
1001 Wine helps me connect with nature. 1.3793 0.05565 116 79 30 7
1002 I've never seen this guy before in my life, Babe, I swear! 1.3793 0.05289 116 77 34 5
1003 Houston we have a pervert 1.3790 0.05562 124 86 29 9
1004 Damn. he knows what I'm thinking 1.3788 0.05217 132 90 34 8
1005 The universe is so vast and flirty. 1.3786 0.05708 103 69 29 5
1006 What's in this wine? The moon just winked at us! 1.3786 0.05015 140 95 37 8
1007 Maybe it was everything about last year, but, so far, I don't trust 2021 just yet. 1.3784 0.05438 111 74 32 5
1008 Oh, I didn’t know we were going on THIS kind of trip. 1.3784 0.05873 111 77 26 8
1009 Full emoji tonight 1.3784 0.05587 111 75 30 6
1010 This drink is much stronger than I realized. 1.3782 0.05010 156 109 35 12
1011 It’s the moonshine talking. 1.3782 0.05336 119 80 33 6
1012 Amore? " "No, emoji. 1.3782 0.05468 119 81 31 7
1013 drink up its moonshine 1.3778 0.05551 135 96 27 12
1014 This moonshine is getting to me. 1.3778 0.05348 135 94 31 10
1015 Doesn't the Bible have some kind of a prophecy about that? 1.3778 0.05137 135 92 35 8
1016 Strange, the forecast called for a cat face with hearts for eyes. 1.3778 0.05551 135 96 27 12
1017 Yeah,I noticed it right after he left office. 1.3778 0.05450 135 95 29 11
1018 Do you think we should wink back? 1.3778 0.05823 90 59 28 3
1019 This moon certainly is full of himself. 1.3776 0.04842 143 96 40 7
1020 Ok, I'll give you this one, but to be fair you thought Beyonce was winking at you too. 1.3776 0.04842 143 96 40 7
1021 Wow, it's so much hotter after waxing 1.3776 0.04842 143 96 40 7
1022 Yes, unless it’s really a cosmic siren, luring us back into believing in a benevolent universe. 1.3776 0.06408 98 69 21 8
1023 I think she’s just going through a new phase. 1.3776 0.06071 98 67 25 6
1024 Fake Moon 1.3774 0.06209 106 75 22 9
1025 Maybe we should take this inside... 1.3774 0.05758 106 72 28 6
1026 Now we know where the rest of the bottle went. 1.3774 0.05758 106 72 28 6
1027 Was it winking after the first glass for you too? 1.3774 0.06209 106 75 22 9
1028 See, I told you these mushrooms were good! 1.3770 0.04983 122 80 38 4
1029 Moon him back 1.3770 0.05858 122 87 24 11
1030 Sarah, I think he's hitting on you. 1.3770 0.05622 122 85 28 9
1031 I kinda miss the nose. 1.3770 0.05741 122 86 26 10
1032 Told you, everyone sleeps with one eye open these days. 1.3769 0.05036 130 87 37 6
1033 Pay no attention. Mom is desperate for grandkids. 1.3768 0.05265 138 96 32 10
1034 He’s too happy. He must have caught the cow again! 1.3768 0.05265 138 96 32 10
1035 Either that was not a 'micro' dose or we really shouldn't be drinking 1.3763 0.06099 93 63 25 5
1036 I guess his dark side isn't really that dark 1.3762 0.05603 101 67 30 4
1037 I can’t believe he’s hitting on you right in front of me.” 1.3762 0.05946 101 69 26 6
1038 That’s quite a semicolon. 1.3762 0.05603 101 67 30 4
1039 Is that for me or you? 1.3761 0.06222 109 78 21 10
1040 It's been that way since about noon January 20th 1.3761 0.05943 109 76 25 8
1041 So you've been here before with someone else? 1.3761 0.05527 117 80 30 7
1042 Wow, David, I haven't seen the sunshine in 4 years 1.3761 0.05787 117 82 26 9
1043 Waxing, waning and a new phase . . winking. 1.3761 0.05787 117 82 26 9
1044 Could that be a microaggression? 1.3760 0.05287 125 85 33 7
1045 Is he one of your exes too? 1.3760 0.05866 125 90 23 12
1046 I can’t believe the New Yorker accepts crap like this. 1.3760 0.05641 125 88 27 10
1047 He obviously knows something we don’t. 1.3760 0.05755 125 89 25 11
1048 That's the last time I buy wine from a guy wearing tie dye sneakers 1.3759 0.05401 133 93 30 10
1049 Who knew the man in the moon was such a flirt? 1.3750 0.04999 136 92 37 7
1050 Ooo, someone's gonna get lucky tonight. 1.3750 0.05013 144 99 36 9
1051 When the moon winks its eye when you're with your guy, that's amore! 1.3750 0.06230 112 81 20 11
1052 Our digital detox hasn't been quite long enough. 1.3750 0.05830 112 78 26 8
1053 He's taken a shine to us. 1.3750 0.05690 112 77 28 7
1054 Amazing what an election can do! 1.3750 0.05559 120 83 29 8
1055 We have an understanding... 1.3750 0.06326 96 67 22 7
1056 The smiley moon only occurs after an election. 1.3750 0.05301 120 81 33 6
1057 Wow, who knew that a horny moon occurred. 1.3750 0.05665 104 70 29 5
1058 It’s a full wink tonight 1.3750 0.06290 104 74 21 9
1059 I'm glad we got away from our computers tonight. That Emoji looks so much better in real life. 1.3750 0.05203 128 87 34 7
1060 God's emoji? 1.3750 0.05827 104 71 27 6
1061 Perhaps we shouldn't have brewed our own. 1.3750 0.05547 112 76 30 6
1062 honey, I think we drank too much. 1.3750 0.05665 104 70 29 5
1063 Well played Elon Musk. Well played. 1.3750 0.05547 112 76 30 6
1064 Apparently he's entered an insincere phase. 1.3750 0.05827 104 71 27 6
1065 At this point, I’ll take that as a good omen... 1.3750 0.05301 120 81 33 6
1066 Inauguration Moon - 1/20/21 1.3750 0.06099 112 80 22 10
1067 It's a good thing we grew up watching Teletubbies, or else that'd be pretty creepy. 1.3750 0.05498 104 69 31 4
1068 Now, if he gives us a nod that really will be a sign. 1.3741 0.04942 147 101 37 9
1069 I think the man in the moon is coming on to you 1.3741 0.05133 139 96 34 9
1070 Wow, this is a bad omen, the first full moon of 2021 and he's sleeping with one eye open. 1.3741 0.05031 139 95 36 8
1071 But where’s Nod? 1.3741 0.05333 139 98 30 11
1072 He seems really full of himself lately 1.3740 0.04640 131 85 43 3
1073 It isn't winking, it's a shiner. 1.3740 0.05340 123 84 32 7
1074 Is it a friendly wink or a lunar tic? 1.3740 0.05584 123 86 28 9
1075 I’d like nature more if it weren’t so smug. 1.3740 0.05464 123 85 30 8
1076 He's not really winking. That's Alan Shepard's divot. 1.3739 0.05722 115 80 27 8
1077 I suppose you're going to say you have no idea why he's winking at you! 1.3739 0.05722 115 80 27 8
1078 What a beautiful day to start losing your mind 1.3738 0.05867 107 74 26 7
1079 Wow! It's an emoonji! 1.3738 0.05715 107 73 28 6
1080 They said the moon would reach Emojee tonight. 1.3738 0.06161 107 76 22 9
1081 Wow, incredible how this never happened when I was single. 1.3737 0.06021 99 68 25 6
1082 Nothing I can say. An emoticlipse of the heart. 1.3737 0.06190 99 69 23 7
1083 Someone should tell him it’s waning, not winking. 1.3737 0.06354 99 70 21 8
1084 Does that mean God is laughing with us or at us? 1.3733 0.05054 150 105 34 11
1085 I knew it, you're seeing another man in the moon aren't you? 1.3729 0.05871 118 84 24 10
1086 Is it only me or do you feel this moonshine is coming on strong? 1.3729 0.05077 118 78 36 4
1087 Wait. So is he interested in us or just being friendly? 1.3729 0.05489 118 81 30 7
1088 Gosh,we really have entered a new phase. 1.3729 0.05747 118 83 26 9
1089 Yes Donna, the winking sunset comes only every 1200 years. 1.3729 0.05489 118 81 30 7
1090 I think he's full of it. 1.3729 0.05489 118 81 30 7
1091 I told you we shouldn't have had another glass. 1.3727 0.05458 110 74 31 5
1092 I take it as a yes to open another bottle, make whoopee where we stand, approach your mother for a loan and everything else I've ever asked a sign for. 1.3727 0.06439 110 81 17 12
1093 We've either had too much wine, or not enough. 1.3727 0.05899 110 77 25 8
1094 Easy for you. All you’ve got to worry about is an eclipse. 1.3727 0.05756 110 76 27 7
1095 What keyboard does God use to get that? 1.3725 0.05899 102 70 26 6
1096 I asked God for a sign and he sends an emoji 1.3725 0.05899 102 70 26 6
1097 You really can't make out the emoji in the moon? 1.3725 0.06373 102 73 20 9
1098 It’s a millennial eclipse. 1.3724 0.05080 145 101 34 10
1099 He knows something we don't. 1.3724 0.04789 145 98 40 7
1100 It’s not a big pizza pie but I still love it 1.3721 0.05170 129 88 34 7
1101 Well dear, based on last year, it can all change in the blink of an eye! 1.3719 0.05645 121 85 27 9
1102 This seems more subtle than an eggplant emoji 1.3717 0.05508 113 77 30 6
1103 Looks like a full emoonji. 1.3714 0.06385 105 76 19 10
1104 Where did you say you bought those mushrooms? 1.3714 0.05622 105 71 29 5
1105 The full moon before Valentines Day is called the Flirt Emoji Moon. 1.3714 0.05783 105 72 27 6
1106 The night air was punctuated 1.3714 0.05783 105 72 27 6
1107 . . Absinthe. 1.3714 0.06091 105 74 23 8
1108 Look Gladys, the moon is full and winking. That is our cue to have sex again! 1.3712 0.05313 132 92 31 9
1109 It's at times like this that I feel a deep connection with the universe. 1.3712 0.04976 132 89 37 6
1110 I told you this Cab would pair nicely with mushrooms. 1.3712 0.05421 132 93 29 10
1111 I think we should stop chasing the shrooms with red wine. 1.3711 0.06606 97 70 18 9
1112 The moon is full of it tonight. 1.3711 0.06099 97 67 24 6
1113 Happens every time I sing 'When the Moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie' 1.3711 0.05012 159 113 33 13
1114 The emoji moon only appears when irony is wane. 1.3710 0.05779 124 89 24 11
1115 That's a sure indication that I'll soon have to wake-up. 1.3707 0.05548 116 80 29 7
1116 I think Elon Musk has too much money... 1.3707 0.05681 116 81 27 8
1117 Yeah, the it's-finally-over smile everyone is talking about. 1.3707 0.05548 116 80 29 7
1118 Sure he’s smiling. Whose he going to catch the virus from? 1.3707 0.05411 116 79 31 6
1119 Uh, is he coming onto you 1.3704 0.04867 162 114 36 12
1120 You trust him? Ask him to show you his other side. 1.3704 0.05518 108 73 30 5
1121 That’s either a sign that everything’s going to be ok, or it’s letting us in on the secret that we’re totally screwed.” 1.3704 0.05673 108 74 28 6
1122 They say it's being doing this ever since Jan. 20 at noon. 1.3704 0.05359 108 72 32 4
1123 I don't think he's flirting he has a sty. 1.3701 0.05339 127 88 31 8
1124 Looks like the moon just discovered emojis. 1.3701 0.05099 127 86 35 6
1125 A rare gibbled moom? 1.3700 0.06301 100 71 21 8
1126 Looks like the man on the moon is a few glasses ahead of us. 1.3700 0.06301 100 71 21 8
1127 Yep, that confirms it. He's really is gone! 1.3697 0.06070 119 87 20 12
1128 How old was that bottle? 1.3697 0.05102 165 120 29 16
1129 And the universe smiled. 1.3696 0.05252 138 97 31 10
1130 Sarcasm is back. 1.3694 0.05713 111 77 27 7
1131 I’m glad he’s gone too. 1.3694 0.05568 111 76 29 6
1132 In about 8 minutes you're going to find out why I'm winking. 1.3691 0.04980 149 104 35 10
1133 ‘Wait... is he flirting with you?’ 1.3691 0.04888 149 103 37 9
1134 Why do I feel the moon knows something I don't? 1.3689 0.05852 103 71 26 6
1135 Full? More like smug. 1.3689 0.06013 103 72 24 7
1136 Thank God we moved to Canada . 1.3689 0.05484 122 85 29 8
1137 Is there no end to your old flames? 1.3684 0.05469 114 78 30 6
1138 Dammit! Even the moon knows we are up to no good! 1.3684 0.05469 114 78 30 6
1139 You dated the MOON? 1.3684 0.05325 114 77 32 5
1140 He's flirting with you but I hear he's looney. 1.3684 0.06359 95 67 21 7
1141 Don’t look directly at the emoji. 1.3684 0.06359 95 67 21 7
1142 ♪ It's only an emoji moon Sailing over a twitter sea But it wouldn't be make believe If you believed in me. ♪ 1.3684 0.05879 114 81 24 9
1143 She still has that “come hither” look for Buzz Aldrin. 1.3684 0.05492 133 95 27 11
1144 Oh man, I think those edibles just kicked in. 1.3684 0.06532 95 68 19 8
1145 Don't worry. He's just going though a phase. 1.3684 0.06359 95 67 21 7
1146 I always suspected I was special. 1.3684 0.05996 95 65 25 5
1147 Maybe the astrologers were onto something after all. 1.3684 0.06180 95 66 23 6
1148 I've really had too much wine. 1.3684 0.05746 114 80 26 8
1149 Is it the wine, or is the Moon like totally flirting with me? 1.3684 0.05806 95 64 27 4
1150 What did you say we were drinking? 1.3679 0.05738 106 73 27 6
1151 Everything is beginning to look like an emoji. 1.3679 0.05738 106 73 27 6
1152 When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's emoji... 1.3679 0.05893 106 74 25 7
1153 Are you winkin what I'm winkin? 1.3679 0.05580 106 72 29 5
1154 I think this winking thing is just a phase he’s in. 1.3679 0.05893 106 74 25 7
1155 It's very rare- an emoji moon 1.3679 0.06190 106 76 21 9
1156 Who knew? It’s a Democrat. 1.3679 0.06190 106 76 21 9
1157 My 4th glass. You? 1.3673 0.05872 98 67 26 5
1158 Maybe those weren't Portabellos 1.3673 0.06220 98 69 22 7
1159 Ok Moon you were supposed to set a romantic mood not flirt with my wife. 1.3673 0.05872 98 67 26 5
1160 So this is Amore... pretty underwhelming. 1.3673 0.06048 98 68 24 6
1161 Honey maybe we should close that moon roof on the camper. 1.3672 0.05750 128 93 23 12
1162 I'd feel better if I understood the joke. 1.3672 0.05305 128 89 31 8
1163 It's like he knows something we don't about 2021... 1.3670 0.05779 109 76 26 7
1164 We won't do anything he hasn't already seen. 1.3670 0.05478 109 74 30 5
1165 A rare glimpse of the Wynken, Blynken, and Nod crater 1.3670 0.05925 109 77 24 8
1166 This is what I get for getting the wine from a gas station 1.3670 0.05779 109 76 26 7
1167 Oh god, who else knows? 1.3670 0.05925 109 77 24 8
1168 Maybe it's the rosé talking, but I swear that giant emoji looks just like the moon. 1.3667 0.06601 90 64 19 7
1169 Maybe it was 1 teaspoon of CBD oil not 1 cup 1.3663 0.05755 101 69 27 5
1170 And you wouldn’t believe what that jumping cow did next... 1.3663 0.06089 101 71 23 7
1171 What's in this wine? I swear the moon just winked at me. 1.3663 0.05924 101 70 25 6
1172 He’s just happy not to be on earth . 1.3663 0.06249 101 72 21 8
1173 So this is life without a tyrannical ruler? 1.3663 0.05580 101 68 29 4
1174 I take it as a sign we're both expected to 'get lucky.' 1.3662 0.05143 142 100 32 10
1175 Apparently we're going to be okay 1.3661 0.05672 112 78 27 7
1176 I guess it’s going through a flirty phase 1.3661 0.05229 112 75 33 4
1177 Is he coming on to you? 1.3661 0.05229 112 75 33 4
1178 I never did trust the man in the moon 1.3661 0.05672 112 78 27 7
1179 Is it the wine or my decades of texting? 1.3659 0.05569 123 87 27 9
1180 I can't tell if that is a things are getting better smile or a gotcha smirk. 1.3659 0.05569 123 87 27 9
1181 It’s OK. He’s discreet. 1.3657 0.05029 134 92 35 7
1182 No, that does not mean I slept with Carol last night! 1.3656 0.06264 93 65 22 6
1183 These satellite designers are just mocking us now. 1.3656 0.06074 93 64 24 5
1184 See, Honey, even the Man in the Moon says we should do it. 1.3654 0.06417 104 76 18 10
1185 The true Chinese mission was to put the first emoji in space. 1.3654 0.06120 104 74 22 8
1186 Is that the Flirtatious Moon or the Inside Joke Moon? 1.3654 0.05806 104 72 26 6
1187 The moon is supposed to stay neutral, but I think he's letting us know, he's happy about Biden.😁 1.3654 0.06120 104 74 22 8
1188 Do you ever feel like the universe is trying to tell you something? 1.3654 0.05806 104 72 26 6
1189 Trust me. He'll disappear on you at least once a month. 1.3652 0.05430 115 79 30 6
1190 You think we were seen? 1.3652 0.05837 115 82 24 9
1191 I think he's hitting on you 1.3652 0.05430 115 79 30 6
1192 The moon is so happy Trump left he is smiling 1.3651 0.05702 126 91 24 11
1193 Maybe it's the Absinthe talking, but the moon just said you're gay. 1.3650 0.04955 137 94 36 7
1194 The latest e-moonji? 1.3650 0.05470 137 99 26 12
1195 See? The right choice really was Biden. 1.3650 0.05567 137 100 24 13
1196 I get the impression he saw everything. 1.3649 0.04712 148 101 40 7
1197 Maybe those mushrooms weren't chanterelles. 1.3647 0.06870 85 61 17 7
1198 I really miss the days when God communicated with a burning bush or stone tablets 1.3647 0.06663 85 60 19 6
1199 It’s just an emoonji. 1.3646 0.05946 96 66 25 5
1200 When the moon winks its eye like a reply guy, that's emoji. 1.3646 0.05946 96 66 25 5
1201 Honey I swear I don't know her 1.3646 0.06127 96 67 23 6
1202 I never knew that being mooned would be so cheeky. 1.3646 0.06127 96 67 23 6
1203 Don’t pay attention to him, he believes the world revolves around him 1.3646 0.05946 96 66 25 5
1204 Here's looking at you, kid. 1.3645 0.05038 107 70 35 2
1205 This CBD-infused chardonnay really is something. 1.3645 0.06284 107 78 19 10
1206 A few more drinks and his dark side will come out 1.3645 0.05848 107 75 25 7
1207 Looks like it can't hold its Moonshine. 1.3645 0.05848 107 75 25 7
1208 I’m not sure, let’s click on it and see. 1.3644 0.05730 118 84 25 9
1209 Is he winking because he knows he's mooning us on the other side? 1.3644 0.05471 118 82 29 7
1210 I guess my text went through. 1.3644 0.05602 118 83 27 8
1211 I think the universe knows something that we don't. 1.3644 0.05059 118 79 35 4
1212 ‘I told you not to mix the Xanax with the Chardonnay.’ 1.3643 0.05036 129 88 35 6
1213 And that, Sheila, is the power of Space Force. 1.3643 0.04884 140 96 37 7
1214 I din't know. It just hit my eye like a big pizza pie. 1.3642 0.04856 162 115 35 12
1215 I think the man in the moon got Messenger. 1.3636 0.05880 110 78 24 8
1216 Now I know why they say not to take alcohol with this medication. 1.3636 0.06168 99 70 22 7
1217 I think he’s more than full. 1.3636 0.05505 121 85 28 8
1218 I think he's trying to tell us something. 1.3636 0.06168 99 70 22 7
1219 Is nothing private? 1.3636 0.05998 99 69 24 6
1220 Wow – I really have to cut back on my edibles.” 1.3636 0.06333 99 71 20 8
1221 By the light of the cynical moon, really? 1.3636 0.05505 121 85 28 8
1222 This whole emoji thing has gone too far, way too far. 1.3636 0.05589 110 76 28 6
1223 Are you sure you don’t know him? 1.3636 0.05998 99 69 24 6
1224 Can’t we go ANYWHERE without running into one of your ex’s? 1.3636 0.05512 132 95 26 11
1225 We really need to stop buying that box wine Barbara 1.3636 0.05512 132 95 26 11
1226 Whose bright idea was it to stare directly at the sun? 1.3636 0.05407 132 94 28 10
1227 Walmart has really gone too far with the marketing campaign this time 1.3636 0.05824 99 68 26 5
1228 And that's why I like absinthe. 1.3631 0.05044 157 113 31 13
1229 Does he have to flirt with you right in front of me? 1.3630 0.05321 135 96 29 10
1230 Ah the full-of-itself moon tonight. 1.3630 0.04773 135 91 39 5
1231 I love a flirtatious moon. 1.3629 0.05035 124 84 35 5
1232 is this Merlot or Absinthe? 1.3629 0.05289 124 86 31 7
1233 What’s he implying? 1.3629 0.05289 124 86 31 7
1234 I hope this flirting is just a phase. 1.3628 0.05631 113 79 27 7
1235 And how long has this been going on, Steve? 1.3628 0.05769 113 80 25 8
1236 The Inaugural Moon is celebrating us! 1.3627 0.05877 102 71 25 6
1237 I'm already full, but bottoms up, you two. 1.3627 0.05709 102 70 27 5
1238 Play along, he thinks we're Blinken and Nod. 1.3627 0.06040 102 72 23 7
1239 That’s not “amoré,” that’s moon lust. 1.3627 0.06040 102 72 23 7
1240 I'm glad we can't see it's dark side. 1.3627 0.06040 102 72 23 7
1241 Did RBG just wink at us? 1.3627 0.06198 102 73 21 8
1242 I'm having a hard time taking this night seriously 1.3626 0.06156 91 63 23 5
1243 When the moon hits your eye like a big creepy guy-that’s amore! 1.3626 0.06724 91 66 17 8
1244 God, it seems like we run into your lunatic ex everywhere we go. 1.3626 0.06351 91 64 21 6
1245 Honey, what's in the wine? 1.3626 0.06724 91 66 17 8
1246 Does this mean the song should go ‘When the moon winks it’s eye as you’re drinking your wine, that’s amore’? 1.3626 0.06351 91 64 21 6
1247 Maybe we should have skipped those wild mushrooms 1.3622 0.05553 127 91 26 10
1248 He's not wearing a mask, Karen! 1.3621 0.05530 116 81 28 7
1249 Good night moon 1.3621 0.05795 116 83 24 9
1250 None for me, thank you - I'm full. 1.3621 0.05795 116 83 24 9
1251 That's my wing-moon. 1.3619 0.06071 105 75 22 8
1252 Next time, put in less vermouth. 1.3619 0.05761 105 73 26 6
1253 When you promised me the moon, I didn't think you meant it that way! 1.3619 0.05761 105 73 26 6
1254 Let’s both look up from the screen at the same time and see if it goes away. 1.3619 0.05918 105 74 24 7
1255 What makes you think I'm hoping to get lucky tonight? 1.3619 0.06071 105 75 22 8
1256 Tomorrow we quit. 1.3619 0.05600 105 72 28 5
1257 Do you think emojis preceded us? 1.3619 0.05761 105 73 26 6
1258 He knows more than he’s telling 1.3617 0.06209 94 66 22 6
1259 You know how you can tell Big Tech is out of control? The Lunamoji. 1.3617 0.05829 94 64 26 4
1260 When did they rebrand the moon? 1.3617 0.06209 94 66 22 6
1261 why didn’t the lazy eye thing ever come up in science class? 1.3617 0.06567 94 68 18 8
1262 Seems to be full of himself tonight. 1.3615 0.05238 130 91 31 8
1263 When did Amazon acquire the moon? 1.3614 0.06980 83 60 16 7
1264 Am I drunk or is that emoji really huge? 1.3613 0.05434 119 83 29 7
1265 Perhaps he'd like to join us and bring some cheese. 1.3611 0.05497 108 74 29 5
1266 This blue moon seems to be rather chipper, don't you think? 1.3609 0.05156 133 93 32 8
1267 Who cares? I'm gonna drink until Trump is gone. 1.3608 0.06250 97 69 21 7
1268 Does he mean that the moon landing was a hoax? 1.3608 0.05896 97 67 25 5
1269 So..where's the Nod..? 1.3608 0.06075 97 68 23 6
1270 Uh-oh. He's knows something we don't know. 1.3608 0.06250 97 69 21 7
1271 Well, it's better than that shocked emoji last month. 1.3607 0.05342 122 85 30 7
1272 Please tell me you put something in my drink. 1.3607 0.05468 122 86 28 8
1273 Oh, that’s my late husband. He likes to watch. 1.3605 0.05103 147 105 31 11
1274 Frankly, the novelty is waning on me. 1.3604 0.05694 111 78 26 7
1275 It almost makes you think the universe has some big secret we don’t even know about. 1.3604 0.05399 111 76 30 5
1276 If it's like this tomorrow, we're leaving. 1.3603 0.04745 136 92 39 5
1277 I've got the uncanny feeling the universe has something in store for us. 1.3600 0.05599 100 68 28 4
1278 I think we’ve had enough wine!” 1.3600 0.05777 100 69 26 5
1279 This vintage speaks to me in so many ways. 1.3600 0.05255 125 87 31 7
1280 So, that lunatic was just a practical joke? 1.3600 0.06594 100 74 16 10
1281 Ever since the iPhone, things haven't really been the same. 1.3600 0.05949 100 70 24 6
1282 I can't tell: Is he encouraging us or making fun of us? 1.3600 0.05376 125 88 29 8
1283 It looks like you bring all your dates here. 1.3600 0.05949 100 70 24 6
1284 Art imitates life. Life imitates emojis 1.3600 0.05376 125 88 29 8
1285 If I say 'nudge nudge,' will it get me anywhere? 1.3597 0.04680 139 94 40 5
1286 I KNEW it! it's all been a joke 1.3596 0.05590 114 80 27 7
1287 I AM NOT jealous. He's hitting on the entire planet. 1.3596 0.05727 114 81 25 8
1288 Apparently, there's more to the moon than meets the eye. 1.3596 0.05449 114 79 29 6
1289 Hey! Quit hitting on my girlfriend. 1.3596 0.05449 114 79 29 6
1290 I can't compete with that. He's so hot. 1.3596 0.05727 114 81 25 8
1291 How much have we had? 1.3596 0.06240 89 62 22 5
1292 It's hard to tell from my perspective, but is he winking for me or for you? 1.3594 0.05516 128 92 26 10
1293 Guess he was first in line for the vaccine. 1.3594 0.05516 128 92 26 10
1294 She has a boyfriend! 1.3594 0.05171 128 89 32 7
1295 Yeah, between us, he was a true lunatic, but he's gone! 1.3592 0.05991 103 73 23 7
1296 We're not alone, honey. 1.3592 0.05830 103 72 25 6
1297 None for him. He’s full. 1.3592 0.06148 103 74 21 8
1298 It is customary to plant seeds of doubt during the winking moon. 1.3592 0.05991 103 73 23 7
1299 I knew that Space Force thing was more than just for show. 1.3592 0.05991 103 73 23 7
1300 Did that "F'ing Moon just wink at you? 1.3590 0.05491 117 82 28 7
1301 The sun thinks YOU’RE hot! 1.3587 0.06294 92 65 21 6
1302 Ever since we started drinking cannabis infused wine I see things in a new light. 1.3587 0.06481 92 66 19 7
1303 Where did you find this wine, again? 1.3587 0.06101 92 64 23 5
1304 I’d propose, but I’m waiting for a sign. 1.3587 0.06101 92 64 23 5
1305 I expected God to be a little more mysterious. 1.3585 0.05558 106 73 28 5
1306 When the stars wink at me I wink back. This, I'm not so sure. 1.3583 0.05265 120 83 31 6
1307 Um, Do you two know each other? 1.3583 0.04850 120 80 37 3
1308 Clearly the universe doesn't show "benign indifference" to everyone. 1.3583 0.05397 120 84 29 7
1309 This wine is definitely more than 5.5% alcohol... 1.3582 0.05014 134 93 34 7
1310 I am happy to celebrate the end of dry January, but maybe we overdid it. 1.3582 0.05339 134 96 28 10
1311 Looks pretty happy even though the place has no atmosphere. 1.3582 0.05339 134 96 28 10
1312 Drink up, the asteroid comes Tuesday. 1.3581 0.04795 148 103 37 8
1313 Might not be the moon at all; could be a wise-ass UFO! 1.3578 0.05456 109 75 29 5
1314 Guess he has no problem with social distancing. 1.3578 0.05905 109 78 23 8
1315 The Inauguration must have gone off without a hitch and we can now return to civilization. 1.3578 0.06186 109 80 19 10
1316 Were you just mooned? 1.3578 0.05456 109 75 29 5
1317 We’re being mooned! 1.3578 0.05298 109 74 31 4
1318 It's either the wine, or the moon is flirting with me again. 1.3577 0.05307 123 86 30 7
1319 This is a Cabernet, right? 1.3577 0.05256 137 98 29 10
1320 It’s a flirting moon. 1.3571 0.06197 98 70 21 7
1321 Should we share our drink with him? 1.3571 0.05508 112 78 28 6
1322 Should I be jealous? 1.3571 0.05208 112 76 32 4
1323 We are celebrating Biden - Harris too. 1.3571 0.05793 112 80 24 8
1324 I guess he wants us to guess if he is Blue or Harvest 1.3571 0.05360 112 77 30 5
1325 He must have watched the inauguration, too. 1.3571 0.05275 140 101 28 11
1326 It's not waxing or waning. It's bird-doggin' chicks. 1.3571 0.05664 98 67 27 4
1327 See? She thinks you're cute, too. 1.3571 0.05652 112 79 26 7
1328 Am I Moonstruck, or is it hitting on you? 1.3571 0.06197 98 70 21 7
1329 At least someone gets my jokes out here. 1.3571 0.05076 140 99 32 9
1330 Well, now you probably know why I asked you out here. 1.3567 0.04519 157 108 42 7
1331 We didn't ask for your approval! 1.3566 0.05138 129 90 32 7
1332 I wonder if it looks that way at your place. 1.3566 0.04897 129 88 36 5
1333 If he nudges, I'm out of here! 1.3566 0.05138 129 90 32 7
1334 What app did we just enter? 1.3565 0.05818 115 83 23 9
1335 See? Even the universe can't send messages using full sentences. 1.3565 0.05268 115 79 31 5
1336 It must be a partial eclipse 1.3565 0.05268 115 79 31 5
1337 Did you just hear a ping? 1.3564 0.05901 101 71 24 6
1338 Yep, I see it too. 1.3564 0.05555 101 69 28 4
1339 That full moon is half drunk. 1.3564 0.05901 101 71 24 6
1340 It doesn't seem like a big pizza pie to me 1.3563 0.06535 87 62 19 6
1341 I knew we shouldn't have stored the wine next to the radiator. 1.3561 0.05498 132 96 25 11
1342 Look, I didn’t come all the way out here to “Have a Nice Day” 1.3561 0.05060 132 92 33 7
1343 That's amore? 1.3559 0.05180 118 81 32 5
1344 So,that side of mushrooms tonight... 1.3559 0.05180 118 81 32 5
1345 You always think someone is making a move on you when you drink Beth 1.3559 0.05453 118 83 28 7
1346 You don't suppose he was watching last night when we were in the hot tub? 1.3558 0.06098 104 75 21 8
1347 Don't flatter yourself. 1.3558 0.05620 104 72 27 5
1348 I think our space program needs an audit. 1.3558 0.05278 104 70 31 3
1349 I think we were just mooned ! 1.3556 0.05094 135 95 32 8
1350 I think he takes a shine to you. 1.3556 0.06382 90 64 20 6
1351 The poop emoji was less ambiguous. 1.3554 0.05852 121 89 21 11
1352 He is like that since Georges Méliès crashed a spaceship in his eye".. 1.3554 0.05360 121 85 29 7
1353 You sure the lady at the store said this was red wine? 1.3551 0.05827 107 76 24 7
1354 I think this is the hey diddle diddle side? 1.3551 0.05673 107 75 26 6
1355 I've seen the way you look at him. 1.3548 0.06777 93 69 15 9
1356 Is it smiling or laughing at us? 1.3548 0.06238 93 66 21 6
1357 Where’s your mask? 1.3548 0.05851 93 64 25 4
1358 When did you say you last saw the moon? 1.3548 0.05146 124 86 32 6
1359 It’s just a silly phase he’s going through. 1.3548 0.06047 93 65 23 5
1360 Looks like he started without us but I bet he‘s up for a nightcap. 1.3548 0.06422 93 67 19 7
1361 INAUGURATION DAY! 1.3545 0.06001 110 80 21 9
1362 It’s the playful side of the moon.” 1.3542 0.05920 96 67 24 5
1363 Must you always be so jealous? He's the one who's flirting with me. 1.3542 0.05165 144 104 29 11
1364 He acts so smug. No COVID. No divided country. Just an occasional meteor strike. I'd trade places." 1.3542 0.06279 96 69 20 7
1365 I know this may sound a little strange but I think he's winking at me. 1.3542 0.05920 96 67 24 5
1366 So, Walmart got the lunar franchise, eh? 1.3542 0.06102 96 68 22 6
1367 Look, the moon is high 1.3540 0.05886 113 82 22 9
1368 Let's hope his being this creepy is just a phase. 1.3540 0.05322 113 78 30 5
1369 I'm glad we're taking this break from social media. 1.3540 0.05611 113 80 26 7
1370 Really? You're not seeing any expression at all? What about the tongue thing a few seconds ago? 1.3540 0.05750 113 81 24 8
1371 that’s a rather cheeky full moon. 1.3538 0.05335 130 93 28 9
1372 No it’s not a waning moon. It’s a winking moon. 1.3535 0.05974 99 70 23 6
1373 I told you it was a man in the moon. 1.3535 0.06144 99 71 21 7
1374 Even the moon is happy it's 2021 1.3535 0.05432 99 67 29 3
1375 I thought we were trying to escape social media up here. 1.3535 0.05799 99 69 25 5
1376 I don't care who he is; I hate when guys flirt with you. 1.3535 0.06144 99 71 21 7
1377 It's not quite full; maybe a winking gibbous. In any case, that's amore. 1.3535 0.05974 99 70 23 6
1378 See- Even the moon is happy Biden is President! 1.3535 0.06471 99 73 17 9
1379 I thought we were being painfully discreet. 1.3534 0.05373 116 81 29 6
1380 I'm convinced I saw a nod too! 1.3534 0.05373 116 81 29 6
1381 Sure, it adds much-needed levity, but I miss the old phases. 1.3534 0.05231 116 80 31 5
1382 We’re in for another messed-up year, aren’t we? 1.3529 0.05685 102 71 26 5
1383 Lisa, do you have an ex we need to talk about? 1.3529 0.05672 119 86 24 9
1384 Let me punctuate that thought. 1.3529 0.06017 102 73 22 7
1385 Must have stardust in his eye. 1.3529 0.05415 119 84 28 7
1386 I guess it's a high acid Riesling. 1.3529 0.05282 119 83 30 6
1387 NOW do you believe me that we're living in a simulation? 1.3529 0.05274 136 98 28 10
1388 I've never heard of a "winking gibbous". 1.3524 0.06049 105 76 21 8
1389 That's what a full moon looks like after a few glasses of wine. 1.3523 0.05836 88 60 25 3
1390 Can you be any cheesier? 1.3520 0.05594 125 91 24 10
1391 I swear to God I don't know what it means by that. 1.3519 0.05474 108 75 28 5
1392 I think it's the Full of it Moon. 1.3519 0.05314 108 74 30 4
1393 If it's ever a thumbs down, we're toast. 1.3519 0.05630 108 76 26 6
1394 He's got the cheese. He thinks we've come with the wine. 1.3519 0.05474 108 75 28 5
1395 I swear I didn’t know he was gonna be here 1.3519 0.06074 108 79 20 9
1396 Well, this is awkward 1.3519 0.05782 108 77 24 7
1397 The moon is awfully full of himself tonight, don’t you think Janet 1.3519 0.05314 108 74 30 4
1398 What a smug omen. 1.3516 0.06514 91 66 18 7
1399 It's January 20th. You can set with both eyes closed now. 1.3516 0.06323 91 65 20 6
1400 Is it just me or has the moon gotten a lot snarkier since Covid began. 1.3516 0.06127 91 64 22 5
1401 Didn't I tell you the sunset on inauguration day would be special! 1.3516 0.05500 128 93 25 10
1402 Is there something you need to tell me? 1.3514 0.05061 148 107 30 11
1403 Maybe its just the wine, but that's the biggest emoji I've ever seen. 1.3514 0.05816 111 80 23 8
1404 I'm on the fence, Ethel, but I'm leaning toward this not boding well. 1.3514 0.05673 111 79 25 7
1405 Either he's giving us his blessing or a bit of space junk got in his eye. 1.3514 0.05673 111 79 25 7
1406 I wish the Man in the Moon was more discreet 1.3511 0.05410 131 95 26 10
1407 Do you think he's mocking us or just has something in his eye? 1.3511 0.05301 131 94 28 9
1408 So much for 2021 being better 1.3511 0.05801 94 65 25 4
1409 Kind of cheesy, if you ask me. 1.3511 0.05801 94 65 25 4
1410 From crop circles to emojis? Aliens are getting plain lazy. 1.3511 0.05995 94 66 23 5
1411 Where did you get those mushrooms in the beef stroganoff we just ate? 1.3509 0.05570 114 81 26 7
1412 He thinks he's so cool - it was only a partial eclipse! 1.3509 0.05284 114 79 30 5
1413 Am I drunk or is that guy flirting with you? 1.3509 0.05708 114 82 24 8
1414 Is it winking at us or is there an asteroid in its eye? 1.3505 0.05684 97 67 26 4
1415 Is there no one that you won’t flirt with ? 1.3505 0.06050 97 69 22 6
1416 I thought that a full moon emoji would be more risque 1.3505 0.06050 97 69 22 6
1417 Well, I think this proves intelligent design. 1.3505 0.05870 97 68 24 5
1418 Remember the days when the man in the moon wasn’t getting fresh? 1.3505 0.05292 97 65 30 2
1419 It's in the 'Waxing Emoji' phase. 1.3504 0.05335 117 82 29 6
1420 That reminds me. I need to charge my phone. 1.3504 0.05195 117 81 31 5
1421 That’s my wife! You sun of a... 1.3504 0.05735 117 85 23 9
1422 I guess the Chinese probe worked. 1.3504 0.05605 117 84 25 8
1423 Well, it’s flirting with one of us, but damned if I know who. 1.3500 0.05389 100 68 29 3
1424 This emo-gin is powerful stuff. 1.3500 0.05752 100 70 25 5
1425 What makes you think he's winking at you? 1.3500 0.06093 100 72 21 7
1426 What did you say you put in this wine? 1.3500 0.05573 100 69 27 4
1427 Did you say this was an indica or a sativa? 1.3500 0.06093 100 72 21 7
1428 I think it’s mooning us. 1.3497 0.04888 143 101 34 8
1429 He's winking at me Mabel, you think he's gay? 1.3496 0.05288 123 87 29 7
1430 The Man in the Moon seems unusually happy tonight ! 1.3495 0.05640 103 72 26 5
1431 Goodnight Humankind! 1.3495 0.06279 103 76 18 9
1432 I thought the idea was to get away from social networking for a week. 1.3495 0.05806 103 73 24 6
1433 The Universe Rejoices! 1.3495 0.06125 103 75 20 8
1434 I've often wondered if the whole human race was some kind of joke. 1.3495 0.05468 103 71 28 4
1435 Adam, Eve, it's Me again. I'm so sorry. I meant to select the ☀️ emoji. 1.3495 0.05640 103 72 26 5
1436 I know I should warn him to stop flirting with you but he’s a billion trillion times my mass 1.3495 0.05640 103 72 26 5
1437 I swear we're just friends. 1.3494 0.06283 83 58 21 4
1438 Elon Musk has gone too far. 1.3491 0.06149 106 78 19 9
1439 But what if he’s winking at both of us? 1.3491 0.05694 106 75 25 6
1440 Maybe it is too early to start drinking. 1.3491 0.05694 106 75 25 6
1441 The moon just winked at me to go ahead and kiss her. 1.3491 0.05369 106 73 29 4
1442 I think we need to open another bottle. 1.3491 0.05850 106 76 23 7
1443 I wonder what we did. 1.3491 0.05850 106 76 23 7
1444 Which one of us is he flirting with? 1.3491 0.05369 106 73 29 4
1445 Remember when sexting was more private? 1.3491 0.05369 106 73 29 4
1446 Sometimes I look up at the night sky and wonder if existence is a computer simulation. 1.3491 0.05694 106 75 25 6
1447 Do you want to see the dark side of the moon? 1.3488 0.05121 129 91 31 7
1448 When the edibles hit 1.3488 0.05464 129 94 25 10
1449 I think he likes you. 1.3486 0.05111 109 74 32 3
1450 I think my son just hacked the sky. 1.3486 0.06026 109 80 20 9
1451 I used to like Banksy. 1.3486 0.06026 109 80 20 9
1452 Good grief--even the moon has an emoji! 1.3485 0.04927 132 92 34 6
1453 Climate Change? It's hard to tell if that's the light at the end of the tunnel 1.3483 0.06210 89 63 21 5
1454 I see you've been forwarding the Bernie memes. 1.3483 0.06210 89 63 21 5
1455 I thought it was cheese, but it turns out the moon is made of cheesiness. 1.3482 0.05486 112 79 27 6
1456 Honey, I think we nailed happy hour! 1.3482 0.05338 112 78 29 5
1457 It must be the "New Mood Moon"... It only appears on the first full moon after January 20th every 4 to 8 years. 1.3481 0.04967 135 95 33 7
1458 You feel anything yet? I think I might. 1.3478 0.06072 92 65 22 5
1459 At this point, nothing surprises me. 1.3478 0.05929 115 85 20 10
1460 I was hoping for an unironic sunset. 1.3478 0.05390 115 81 28 6
1461 Michael you said no one would find out about us. 1.3478 0.06454 92 67 18 7
1462 Thank you, Space Force. 1.3478 0.06266 92 66 20 6
1463 I love that other men still flirt with you. 1.3478 0.05665 92 63 26 3
1464 When you hit the moon in the eye with a big pizza pie... 1.3478 0.04786 138 96 36 6
1465 Is it just me or is the moon also drunk? 1.3478 0.05799 115 84 22 9
1466 I think she's telling us that she is the woman in the moon." 1.3475 0.05031 141 101 31 9
1467 I liked it before it learned how to text. 1.3475 0.05565 118 85 25 8
1468 You said you've never been up here before. 1.3475 0.05160 118 82 31 5
1469 Tell me there's Acid in the wine. 1.3475 0.05298 118 83 29 6
1470 So, what was the big deal about the brown acid anyway? 1.3475 0.04720 118 79 37 2
1471 Our drinks must be real strong. 1.3475 0.05565 118 85 25 8
1472 I say we watch a rerun of Moonstruck tonight. 1.3475 0.05160 118 82 31 5
1473 I'm overcome with emoji 1.3474 0.06128 95 68 21 6
1474 Haven't you ever seen an emoonji before? 1.3474 0.06483 95 70 17 8
1475 No, he's definitely trying to hit on me! 1.3474 0.06128 95 68 21 6
1476 I have to admit, I always found that GIF a bit ambiguous. 1.3474 0.05943 95 67 23 5
1477 He looks like he got lucky last night 1.3474 0.05751 95 66 25 4
1478 I'm not sure what the moon is trying to say with that emoji. 1.3474 0.06308 95 69 19 7
1479 I need this as my zoom background. 1.3472 0.05151 144 105 28 11
1480 Where's his mask? 1.3471 0.05211 121 85 30 6
1481 I think he wants you to moon him back. 1.3469 0.05998 98 70 22 6
1482 What does it know that we don't? I hope it's not another 2020... 1.3469 0.05447 98 67 28 3
1483 Do you know this sky? 1.3469 0.05820 98 69 24 5
1484 Why do I get the feeling that we’re still being watched? 1.3469 0.05820 98 69 24 5
1485 Wink all you want, Mr. Moon. You still need to wear a mask! 1.3469 0.06340 98 72 18 8
1486 It just hasn't been the same since they replaced the moon with emoticons. 1.3469 0.05820 98 69 24 5
1487 I think I've been spending too much time on social media... 1.3468 0.04997 124 86 33 5
1488 I love Oregon. 1.3468 0.05127 124 87 31 6
1489 Better than last night with the clown hat, dollar sign eyes and tongue out. 1.3465 0.06361 101 75 17 9
1490 I told you 2021 would be better. 1.3465 0.05529 101 70 27 4
1491 So he's flirting. There's nothing you can do. 1.3465 0.05529 101 70 27 4
1492 Just call me “Emoonji” 1.3465 0.05705 101 71 25 5
1493 Whatever you may be feeling right now, remember, it's just a phase. 1.3465 0.06204 101 74 19 8
1494 Honestly, it’s starting to make me uncomfortable how he looks at you. 1.3465 0.05529 101 70 27 4
1495 Waxing... waning... winking? 1.3465 0.05705 101 71 25 5
1496 I think we should stick to wine from now on. 1.3465 0.05047 127 89 32 6
1497 Am I just projecting, or are you feeling it too? 1.3465 0.04921 127 88 34 5
1498 When you said you had a past, I had no idea it was so extensive. 1.3462 0.05760 104 74 24 6
1499 I completely forgot that happy hour starts 2 hours earlier here. 1.3462 0.05920 104 75 22 7
1500 Looks like Mr. Moon is FULL of it tonight ! 1.3462 0.05089 130 92 31 7
1501 Tell me again why you've been coming out here every night? 1.3462 0.05595 104 73 26 5
1502 I was hoping we'd finally get some time alone... 1.3462 0.05251 104 71 30 3
1503 I thought you were over the moon. 1.3462 0.06227 104 77 18 9
1504 Not the most romantic moon I've ever seen. 1.3459 0.05011 133 94 32 7
1505 Friend of yours? 1.3458 0.05650 107 76 25 6
1506 The Don" is gone 1.3458 0.05804 107 77 23 7
1507 When you look at a screen all day, everything seems look like an emoji. 1.3458 0.05650 107 76 25 6
1508 Check it out ... after four years we finally have a change from the pile of poo emoji! 1.3455 0.05694 110 79 24 7
1509 OMG, the Universe IS a Hologram 1.3455 0.05694 110 79 24 7
1510 Do you get the feeling God has a sense of humor? 1.3455 0.05236 110 76 30 4
1511 Is it still amore if it hits its own eye? 1.3455 0.05236 110 76 30 4
1512 This new moon is pretty charismatic. 1.3455 0.05546 110 78 26 6
1513 This whole emoji fad is getting out of hand... 1.3452 0.06879 84 62 15 7
1514 Well of course HE liked your joke — it was cheesy. 1.3451 0.05446 113 80 27 6
1515 This month we’re having the rare ‘snark moon’. 1.3448 0.06296 87 62 20 5
1516 It may just be cosmic dust. 1.3448 0.05210 116 81 30 5
1517 Global warming. 1.3448 0.06011 116 87 18 11
1518 It’s going to be alternating with the blue moon. They’re calling it the emoticon moon. 1.3444 0.06153 90 64 21 5
1519 Maybe we should stay sober, in case... 1.3444 0.05733 90 62 25 3
1520 That's amore? Where's the pizza 1.3444 0.06352 90 65 19 6
1521 Do you ever have a feeling your entire life is just the punchline of God’s joke? 1.3444 0.06352 90 65 19 6
1522 This wine is stronger than I thought. 1.3444 0.06546 90 66 17 7
1523 We came all this way to see an emoji? 1.3444 0.06917 90 68 13 9
1524 I may be texting too much. 1.3444 0.06917 90 68 13 9
1525 I miss the old Man in the Moon - no fear of potential sarcasm or troubling innuendos. 1.3443 0.05043 122 85 32 5
1526 I told you not to howl at the moon! 1.3443 0.05305 122 87 28 7
1527 So this is the other man? 1.3441 0.05821 93 65 24 4
1528 Look, it's a clear sign that the moon is comfortably in the seventh house and that love, well, love will steer the stars. 1.3441 0.06209 93 67 20 6
1529 Now, maybe you'll believe I flew the space shuttle. 1.3441 0.05616 93 64 26 3
1530 With god as my witness I’ll never drink home brand wine again’ 1.3440 0.05460 125 91 25 9
1531 Merlot and Ketamine are not a good combination, Janice. 1.3438 0.06075 96 69 21 6
1532 Remember, it's just a reflection of the sun winking at us. 1.3438 0.05892 96 68 23 5
1533 Just what proof IS this wine, anyway? 1.3438 0.06075 96 69 21 6
1534 Maybe it's the wine, but I can swear the Man in the Moon is flirting with me. 1.3438 0.05507 96 66 27 3
1535 Maybe we've had enough wine. 1.3438 0.06075 96 69 21 6
1536 I was going to propose, but I think this takes precedence. 1.3438 0.05507 96 66 27 3
1537 Have a nice day. If you know what I mean. 1.3438 0.06253 96 70 19 7
1538 He's the one who told me "It's always five o'clock somewhere." 1.3438 0.05702 96 67 25 4
1539 Not what I meant when I said it'd be making a pass... 1.3438 0.06075 96 69 21 6
1540 In hindsight, making the moon into a giant emoji probably wasn't the best use of government funds. 1.3434 0.05591 99 69 26 4
1541 Personally, I prefer a blue moon. 1.3434 0.05772 99 70 24 5
1542 Space Force went too far with the new logo. 1.3434 0.05772 99 70 24 5
1543 Is he winking or does he have an asteroid in his eye? 1.3434 0.06119 99 72 20 7
1544 These graffiti artists are getting out of control. 1.3434 0.06119 99 72 20 7
1545 ...and to the east is Jeff Bezos's wax sculpture. 1.3433 0.05308 134 98 26 10
1546 I'd be more worried if it was ;-) 1.3431 0.05659 102 72 25 5
1547 The sun keeps getting hotter and hotter and now she’s hitting on hikers. 1.3431 0.06152 102 75 19 8
1548 Maybe edibles and wine are a bad combo. 1.3431 0.06308 102 76 17 9
1549 I thought you said you didn't know the moon. 1.3431 0.05828 102 73 23 6
1550 They weren't kidding when they said this was good moonshine. 1.3431 0.05016 137 98 31 8
1551 What’s in this drink? 1.3429 0.05714 105 75 24 6
1552 I must say you look beautiful in the emoji-light.” 1.3429 0.05211 105 72 30 3
1553 Sorry, it seems everyone knows I got lucky. 1.3429 0.06176 105 78 18 9
1554 I think it's called a "cheecky" moon. 1.3429 0.05714 105 75 24 6
1555 I'm beginning to doubt the moon's sincerity. 1.3426 0.05450 108 76 27 5
1556 There's a bad moon on the rise? You mean it's not " there's a bathroom on the right"? 1.3426 0.06052 108 80 19 9
1557 Is it just me, or does the moon seem more prosaic these days? 1.3423 0.05504 111 79 26 6
1558 Where did you say you got this wine? 1.3423 0.05198 111 77 30 4
1559 So much for a blue moon. 1.3423 0.05794 111 81 22 8
1560 What year did you say this Merlot was? 1.3423 0.05504 111 79 26 6
1561 What do you mean, "He's winking at you?" She is winking at me! 1.3423 0.05651 111 80 24 7
1562 Is there something going on between you two? 1.3423 0.05353 111 78 28 5
1563 How can people say there is a climate crisis? If only we had a sign from above... 1.3423 0.05353 111 78 28 5
1564 OK, I’m officially concerned—whether he’s winking at you, or me. 1.3421 0.05548 114 82 25 7
1565 He must have voted for Biden. 1.3421 0.05407 114 81 27 6
1566 Well this WAS romantic. 1.3421 0.05407 114 81 27 6
1567 You know how I always say 'I love you to the moon and back...?' 1.3419 0.05173 117 82 30 5
1568 Is it just me, or is the man in the moon a bit of a creep? 1.3417 0.04950 120 83 33 4
1569 They said you would get that emoji on the next update. 1.3417 0.05225 120 85 29 6
1570 The man in the moon has got something up his sleeve. 1.3415 0.06309 82 58 20 4
1571 I thought you said it was your first time here... 1.3415 0.06770 82 60 16 6
1572 They say a good moonbeam is best paired with a savory Merlot. 1.3415 0.05141 123 87 30 6
1573 Did you “like” the moon? 1.3413 0.05184 126 90 29 7
1574 I see you've not yet deleted your online profile. 1.3413 0.05060 126 89 31 6
1575 This whole emoji thing has really gotten out of hand 1.3412 0.06600 85 62 17 6
1576 Wow, without all the light pollution out here you can really see it IS amore when the moon hits your eye. 1.3412 0.06161 85 60 21 4
1577 Boy I sure do hope this is the wine 1.3412 0.06600 85 62 17 6
1578 I've heard you can tell it's a star if it twinkles, but I don't know what winking means. 1.3411 0.05220 129 93 28 8
1579 He just got up. That smile won't last. 1.3409 0.05802 88 61 24 3
1580 He's got a great eye. 1.3409 0.04908 132 93 33 6
1581 It's giving us a sign: semicolon parenthesis. 1.3409 0.06236 88 63 20 5
1582 Is there something you're not telling me? 1.3409 0.06442 88 64 18 6
1583 the stuff emojis are made of 1.3409 0.05359 132 97 25 10
1584 I know we haven't been outside since Covid began, but when did the man in the moon become an emoji? 1.3407 0.06294 91 66 19 6
1585 Even the moon is coming on to you. My fault for taking a trophy wife. 1.3407 0.06294 91 66 19 6
1586 He thinks he knows but he doesn't. 1.3407 0.06096 91 65 21 5
1587 I believe that’s a “waning emoji”. 1.3407 0.05893 91 64 23 4
1588 Something tells me 2021 might even eclipse last year. 1.3404 0.06154 94 68 20 6
1589 Maybe it's the opposite of a blue moon. 1.3404 0.05214 141 104 26 11
1590 No. I think it's just a tic. 1.3404 0.05568 94 65 26 3
1591 EVEN THE MAN IN THE MOON IS SMILING ABOUT JANUARY 20 1.3404 0.05770 94 66 24 4
1592 Calm down, he is winking at me 1.3404 0.04914 141 101 32 8
1593 I'm not even done with my first glass. 1.3404 0.06337 94 69 18 7
1594 I don't care if he is 238,000 miles away. I don't like it when a man winks at you. 1.3404 0.06154 94 68 20 6
1595 Hon, I swear I have never seen that moon before in my life!" 1.3404 0.05770 94 66 24 4
1596 Would you say a full or frisky moon? 1.3404 0.06337 94 69 18 7
1597 You know, according to quantum physics, there’s another parallel universe where the moon isn’t such a complete emoji douche bag. 1.3404 0.05965 94 67 22 5
1598 My faith is only stronger since God began speaking in emojis. 1.3402 0.06369 97 72 17 8
1599 I like it. 1.3402 0.06022 97 70 21 6
1600 It’s the pandemic WTF moon. 1.3402 0.05841 97 69 23 5
1601 This emoji thing has gone too far 1.3402 0.06022 97 70 21 6
1602 Now the universe is just messing with us. 1.3400 0.06067 100 73 20 7
1603 I'm no longer jealous. I'm truly impressed. 1.3400 0.06391 100 75 16 9
1604 What does he know that we don't? 1.3400 0.05898 100 72 22 6
1605 So the man in the moon is actually an emoji? 1.3400 0.05545 100 70 26 4
1606 He thinks we’re lunatics. 1.3400 0.05898 100 72 22 6
1607 You’re cheating on me, aren’t you!? 1.3398 0.05781 103 74 23 6
1608 You see, the last four years were just a celestial joke. 1.3398 0.05781 103 74 23 6
1609 I don't get it! Unchanged since the dawn of time. Then tonight it decides to wink at us? 1.3398 0.05441 103 72 27 4
1610 WOW. I always thought "The Man In The Moon" was just a Fairy Tale. 1.3398 0.05441 103 72 27 4
1611 Am I drunk and hallucinating or is it just the universe is happy to leave 2020 1.3398 0.05943 103 75 21 7
1612 Is it wine or moonshine? I can't really tell. Can you? 1.3396 0.05826 106 77 22 7
1613 Do you know him from somewhere? 1.3396 0.05343 106 74 28 4
1614 ‘ Are we having a senior moment or a millennial take over ?’ 1.3396 0.05509 106 75 26 5
1615 I thought you pulled the blinds 1.3394 0.05564 109 78 25 6
1616 So, when you said last night that you were "over the moon," I guess you were being literal . . . 1.3393 0.05160 112 78 30 4
1617 I'm sorry, but I couldn't afford 'Will you marry me?' 1.3391 0.05368 115 82 27 6
1618 Was that a wink? Wait for it...wait for it...here comes the nod. 1.3391 0.05076 115 80 31 4
1619 Strange how everything has changed. 1.3390 0.04995 118 82 32 4
1620 Yes, Dale, I still think winking is creepy. 1.3388 0.05055 121 85 31 5
1621 What kind of wine is this? 1.3387 0.05478 124 91 24 9
1622 Your dad really wasn't joking when he told me he is gonna keep an eye on me 24/7. 1.3387 0.04977 124 87 32 5
1623 I'm so glad we've decided to cut back on our Pandemic drinking. 1.3386 0.05027 127 90 31 6
1624 Oh, jeez, does he know something we don't know? 1.3386 0.04772 127 88 35 4
1625 Oh well, better than a sinister ‘unlike’ I guess… 1.3386 0.04901 127 89 33 5
1626 The sun also improvises. 1.3381 0.05060 139 101 29 9
1627 Is that the okay emoji or just kidding? 1.3380 0.07217 71 52 14 5
1628 When the moon winks an eye, that's emoji. 1.3377 0.07066 77 57 14 6
1629 You're just friends, right? 1.3373 0.06477 83 60 18 5
1630 Maybe we’ve taken this micro dosing too far...? 1.3373 0.06700 83 61 16 6
1631 Cheers, This is the last time the sun will set while Trump is president 1.3372 0.06535 86 63 17 6
1632 The tides are turning. 1.3372 0.06322 86 62 19 5
1633 Before this year I believed that 'old Devil moon' was just a song. 1.3372 0.05874 86 60 23 3
1634 The man in the moon knows we're having an affair 1.3372 0.06535 86 63 17 6
1635 Ok Elon, we get it. You’re an eccentric billionaire. 1.3372 0.06322 86 62 19 5
1636 I never thought we'd see the dark side. 1.3371 0.06381 89 65 18 6
1637 They say he always winks just before being eclipsed. It means: 'I shall return'." 1.3371 0.06381 89 65 18 6
1638 I’m just saying Mother Nature should have boundaries. 1.3371 0.05749 89 62 24 3
1639 Nice and full but the wink is slightly disturbing. 1.3371 0.06381 89 65 18 6
1640 Is it the wine, or is the Man in the Moon drunk? 1.3371 0.05967 89 63 22 4
1641 Maybe this is a sign we should limit screentime 1.3371 0.06177 89 64 20 5
1642 I feel like this is meant for the giant eggplant behind us. 1.3371 0.06578 89 66 16 7
1643 Didn’t know that when I looked into the abyss it would wink back. 1.3371 0.06177 89 64 20 5
1644 Should we nod, wave or moon? 1.3370 0.06608 92 69 15 8
1645 Am I crazy, or did the moon just reply, ' Goodnight, morons.' 1.3370 0.06041 92 66 21 5
1646 Don't you feel we spend too much time on our phones? 1.3370 0.06041 92 66 21 5
1647 Well, this certainly is "A dark side of the Moon! 1.3370 0.06236 92 67 19 6
1648 I told you hiking up the mountain with wine would be worth it. 1.3368 0.06280 95 70 18 7
1649 Sure beats the moon at the frat house we saw on the way here 1.3368 0.06099 95 69 20 6
1650 So now God's using emojis? 1.3368 0.06099 95 69 20 6
1651 I know it's all a cosmic joke. But I only get it when I'm drinking. 1.3368 0.06099 95 69 20 6
1652 See you on the other side. 1.3368 0.06099 95 69 20 6
1653 It may be sarcastic, but it beats getting mooned 1.3367 0.05607 98 69 25 4
1654 Am I drunk or is the moon hitting on me? 1.3367 0.06144 98 72 19 7
1655 Sally. Are you sure you didn't tell anyone about us? 1.3367 0.05607 98 69 25 4
1656 Aren't we supposed to pair WHITE wine with the moon in this phase? 1.3367 0.05013 98 66 31 1
1657 I really wish he wouldn't text while orbiting. 1.3367 0.05792 98 70 23 5
1658 ...did he say 'micro-dose' or 'MACRO-dose'... 1.3367 0.05607 98 69 25 4
1659 Make my day guys, Moon me! 1.3366 0.06178 101 75 18 8
1660 Such a cheesy smile. 1.3366 0.05849 101 73 22 6
1661 Do you ever get the feeling we're living in a Viagra commercial? 1.3366 0.05849 101 73 22 6
1662 I guess I was just hoping for one of the funny ones for the emoji-clypse. 1.3366 0.06178 101 75 18 8
1663 Hu, never seen a blue moon do THAT. 1.3366 0.06016 101 74 20 7
1664 Are you suggesting what the moon is suggesting? 1.3365 0.05399 104 73 27 4
1665 They call it a 'cheeky gibbous' 1.3365 0.06051 104 77 19 8
1666 Red wine REALLY sets off the LSD. 1.3365 0.05734 104 75 23 6
1667 They say it's a wry harvest moon. 1.3365 0.06203 104 78 17 9
1668 Honey, THAT’S amore 1.3365 0.05569 104 74 25 5
1669 Happy days are here again, I guess... 1.3364 0.05625 107 77 24 6
1670 I know it's winking, but it's it waxing or waning? 1.3364 0.05671 110 80 23 7
1671 Better days are here again! 1.3364 0.05522 110 79 25 6
1672 Would you say that's a congratulatory wink for having survived the past four years or is that a mocking wink as to say you haven't seen the half of it yet. 1.3364 0.05368 110 78 27 5
1673 I need to rethink my views on the possibility of intelligent life on the moon." 1.3364 0.05671 110 80 23 7
1674 I know, but I miss dancing with you by the light of a semicolon and closed parenthesis. 1.3364 0.05368 110 78 27 5
1675 How did you do that?! 1.3364 0.05671 110 80 23 7
1676 Looks like those punks vandalized the Bat-Signal again. At least this one’s cute. 1.3363 0.05567 113 82 24 7
1677 I think he's caught between waxing and waning. 1.3363 0.05275 113 80 28 5
1678 He’s acting like he knows you 1.3363 0.05423 113 81 26 6
1679 I know the sun doesn’t usually do that, but it doesn’t even seem weird at this point 1.3363 0.05275 113 80 28 5
1680 I guess I should have told you about my mother before I proposed. 1.3362 0.05468 116 84 25 7
1681 I guess the joke is on us! 1.3362 0.05329 116 83 27 6
1682 He really is rarely blue, isn’t he? 1.3362 0.05468 116 84 25 7
1683 Darling, I don't suppose there's anything you'd like to confess? 1.3361 0.05155 122 87 29 6
1684 I don't know what it means. Maybe he's winking at someone else. 1.3360 0.05199 125 90 28 7
1685 I think she’s flirting. 1.3359 0.04995 128 91 31 6
1686 ALRIGHT! Finally we're rid of that Loser. 1.3359 0.05577 128 96 21 11
1687 Either the universe is telling me we're meant for each other, or I am spending way too much time on my screen. 1.3359 0.04548 131 90 38 3
1688 When did the NSA start using emojis? 1.3359 0.05266 131 96 26 9
1689 I told you that emojis were a divine creation” 1.3358 0.04962 134 96 31 7
1690 You're projecting again. 1.3358 0.04890 137 98 32 7
1691 Before 2020, that wouldn't give me a panic attack. 1.3333 0.06046 96 70 20 6
1692 This always seems to happen after my sixth glass. 1.3333 0.05847 105 77 21 7
1693 Are moon emojis the best use of the Space Force? 1.3333 0.05480 111 80 25 6
1694 Once again he’s full of himself. 1.3333 0.06258 99 74 17 8
1695 When he’s REALLY drunk, he likes to moon us. 1.3333 0.05474 90 62 26 2
1696 What a beautiful, full semicolon and parenthesis." 1.3333 0.05150 117 83 29 5
1697 They say the moon has a profound effect on human emoji. 1.3333 0.06471 87 64 17 6
1698 Banksy really outdid himself with this one. 1.3333 0.06675 87 65 15 7
1699 What's your take? Flirty, conspiratorial or menacing? 1.3333 0.05525 105 75 25 5
1700 I think we’ll leave the blanket in the car. 1.3333 0.05801 102 74 22 6
1701 Launching a car into space was one thing, but putting an emoji on the moon is one small step too far. 1.3333 0.05688 105 76 23 6
1702 Wait--this is the ex you were telling me about? 1.3333 0.05525 105 75 25 5
1703 What a cheapskate, I expected a GIF. 1.3333 0.05383 114 82 26 6
1704 That’s my wife, you bastard! 1.3333 0.05694 117 87 21 9
1705 This is definitely not Gallo. 1.3333 0.05424 108 77 26 5
1706 At least it's not mooning us. 1.3333 0.05948 84 59 22 3
1707 He's been shining ironically this whole time. 1.3333 0.05627 111 81 23 7
1708 By January 20 he’ll be dancing. 1.3333 0.05336 120 87 26 7
1709 I told you not to download that new set of emojis! 1.3333 0.05005 117 82 31 4
1710 Look how bright the Emoticon is tonight. 1.3333 0.05966 102 75 20 7
1711 So you were serious that your Ex has clever ways show up out of nowhere! 1.3333 0.06675 87 65 15 7
1712 You’re the first one I’ve brought to this spot 1.3333 0.06002 105 78 19 8
1713 I think it was the cow that kicked him in the eye. 1.3333 0.06044 87 62 21 4
1714 There's nothing quite as affirming as the first night of the cheeky moon! 1.3333 0.06804 81 60 15 6
1715 I knew I shouldn’t have eaten those mushrooms. 1.3333 0.05088 102 70 30 2
1716 Right! It is mocking us. This is not the end. 1.3333 0.05262 108 76 28 4
1717 I'm tired......is he winking at you or me? 1.3333 0.05183 105 73 29 3
1718 I told you, we should've closed the blinds! 1.3333 0.06044 87 62 21 4
1719 That’s a bit rude, he can clearly see that we’re together. 1.3333 0.05861 96 69 22 5
1720 I had seen Nod and Blinken, but I never had until now seen Winken. 1.3333 0.05827 81 56 23 2
1721 The Old Man in the Moon has had some work done. 1.3333 0.05429 129 96 23 10
1722 This is my favorite spot, it's always wine o'clock here 1.3333 0.06704 90 68 14 8
1723 I paid Elon do it for our anniversary 1.3333 0.05429 129 96 23 10
1724 Was that a congratulatory wink or a come-hither wink? 1.3333 0.05920 99 72 21 6
1725 I expected more from Banksy. 1.3333 0.05801 102 74 22 6
1726 We're just friends. 1.3333 0.05262 108 76 28 4
1727 No, no, you’re right- it’s gotta be a Banksy. 1.3333 0.06224 96 71 18 7
1728 Where did you say you got this moonshine? 1.3333 0.06398 96 72 16 8
1729 I think he approves of our moonshining. 1.3333 0.05357 105 74 27 4
1730 What exactly is infused wine? 1.3333 0.06091 99 73 19 7
1731 The problem is I can never get a good picture of the moon on my phone. 1.3333 0.05847 105 77 21 7
1732 Of course I have always been faithful 1.3333 0.05328 111 79 27 5
1733 Happy new year 1.3333 0.05734 108 79 22 7
1734 Looks like he got to the wine before us 1.3333 0.05966 102 75 20 7
1735 We’ll try dry January again next year, Honey. 1.3333 0.05627 111 81 23 7
1736 Ever since SpaceX got up there it seems like they're trying to appeal to a younger demographic. 1.3333 0.06872 87 66 13 8
1737 I really need to stop sunbathing nude. 1.3333 0.05328 111 79 27 5
1738 This close to February it's called a 'come hither' moon. 1.3333 0.05861 96 69 22 5
1739 I think making the Emoji Movie Sequel a VR experience was a bit overkill. 1.3333 0.06573 81 59 17 5
1740 You said this is wine? 1.3333 0.05688 105 76 23 6
1741 He blinked first. We won. 1.3333 0.05694 117 87 21 9
1742 Maybe we shouldn’t have cracked open the third bottle. 1.3333 0.05788 93 66 23 4
1743 It’s just a phase, she’ll grow out of it 1.3333 0.05734 108 79 22 7
1744 I wish they’d taught us to detect notes of hallucinogens in that wine class 1.3333 0.05987 93 67 21 5
1745 I guess it’s time to update my night sky app. 1.3333 0.05480 111 80 25 6
1746 I bet he knows something we don't! 1.3333 0.05067 120 85 30 5
1747 That’s the signal. We can turn around and go home now. 1.3333 0.06091 99 73 19 7
1748 Live for the moment, my pretties. 1.3308 0.05281 130 96 25 9
1749 Yeah, so in the end the inauguration went forward and there is a new dawn. 1.3308 0.05051 130 94 29 7
1750 Did God just sky text us a winking emoji? 1.3306 0.04955 124 88 31 5
1751 Barbara, the wink just mooned at me. 1.3306 0.05299 121 88 26 7
1752 I "like" and "wow" this. 1.3305 0.05254 118 85 27 6
1753 I think he's saying that even though it's Dry January, he won't tell anyone. 1.3305 0.05390 118 86 25 7
1754 God has emoticons beyond our comprehension. 1.3305 0.05390 118 86 25 7
1755 Our honey moon is mocking us. 1.3305 0.05114 118 84 29 5
1756 So,about those mushrooms we had at dinner . . . 1.3305 0.05779 118 89 19 10
1757 It seems impossible...but let's check it out on Wikipedia. 1.3304 0.04897 115 80 32 3
1758 The Super Passive Aggressive Moon is the closest the moon comes to telling Earth how it honestly feels each year. 1.3304 0.05727 112 83 21 8
1759 I taste wet stone with a soupçon of hallucination. 1.3304 0.05135 112 79 29 4
1760 I believe it's called a gigolo moon. 1.3304 0.05585 112 82 23 7
1761 You thinking what I’m thinking? 1.3304 0.05289 112 80 27 5
1762 It’s the rare emoji moon. 1.3303 0.05383 109 78 26 5
1763 He thinks you're hot too. 1.3303 0.05837 109 81 20 8
1764 Now is that waxing or waning? 1.3303 0.05837 109 81 20 8
1765 Honey, is there any chance you saved those photos to the Cloud? 1.3303 0.05383 109 78 26 5
1766 After 2020, I'm not sure this is a good sign. 1.3303 0.05383 109 78 26 5
1767 I think the moon is in a winking gibbous phase..... 1.3303 0.05538 109 79 24 6
1768 I'm afraid it means we've been conned. 1.3302 0.05143 106 74 29 3
1769 So I guess Elon Musk's car reached the moon. 1.3302 0.05643 106 77 23 6
1770 I think that he is expecting bigger things than I am. 1.3302 0.05482 106 76 25 5
1771 When the moon winks its eye like a big pizza pie, that's amore! 1.3301 0.05586 103 74 24 5
1772 The "moonshine" has affected him. 1.3301 0.05586 103 74 24 5
1773 That goddam wink! Where do you know him from? 1.3300 0.05695 100 72 23 5
1774 Is it just the emoji wine or is he flirting with you? 1.3300 0.06039 100 74 19 7
1775 I think it means 'good times are here again'...with a caveat. 1.3300 0.05695 100 72 23 5
1776 Honey, what exactly did you mean when you said this was an acidic wine? 1.3300 0.06039 100 74 19 7
1777 Second lunation in a row. I see where this is heading. 1.3300 0.05515 100 71 25 4
1778 It's not nearly so romantic since Walmart started colonizing it. 1.3299 0.05993 97 71 20 6
1779 Now I feel weird for staring at it through our telescope. 1.3299 0.05811 97 70 22 5
1780 Is it me or did we just get mooned? 1.3299 0.05811 97 70 22 5
1781 I know I might not have the moon's charm, but my love won't wane. 1.3299 0.05623 97 69 24 4
1782 Good night humans. 1.3299 0.06341 97 73 16 8
1783 He must know we're cheating. 1.3298 0.05737 94 67 23 4
1784 Isn’t it romantic when life imitates emoji? 1.3298 0.05737 94 67 23 4
1785 That’s it. No more drinking after dinner. 1.3298 0.05534 94 66 25 3
1786 Now I understand why you've seemed so distant. 1.3298 0.05933 94 68 21 5
1787 Honey, I think that Man in the Moon is making a pass at you. 1.3298 0.05737 94 67 23 4
1788 Now I know why it is called moonshine 1.3298 0.05737 94 67 23 4
1789 I've heard the government is watching us, but this is just too much. 1.3298 0.06123 94 69 19 6
1790 I hope I look that good when I’m 4.603 billion years old. 1.3298 0.05534 94 66 25 3
1791 Emoji-light becomes you. 1.3298 0.05534 94 66 25 3
1792 A semicolon’s as good as a wink. 1.3298 0.05737 94 67 23 4
1793 Well, he seems to know you! 1.3298 0.05737 94 67 23 4
1794 In retrospect, we totally owned the year in quarantine. 1.3298 0.05324 94 65 27 2
1795 Ugh, so full of himself. 1.3298 0.05534 94 66 25 3
1796 If he didn’t wink it would make a great bumper sticker 1.3298 0.05737 94 67 23 4
1797 Well I’ll be, The meteorologist said there’d be a solar wink today. 1.3298 0.06486 94 71 15 8
1798 It's a shame he never recovered from that rocket in the eye. 1.3297 0.05646 91 64 24 3
1799 Apparently, the graffiti was Buzz Aldrin’s idea. 1.3297 0.06063 91 66 20 5
1800 These emojis are getting out of hand 1.3297 0.06261 91 67 18 6
1801 I wonder if it has a dark side. 1.3297 0.05859 91 65 22 4
1802 Wait till you see what I've got planned for you THIS year! 1.3297 0.06454 91 68 16 7
1803 June 20, 2020: the Lunar Emoji 1.3297 0.06261 91 67 18 6
1804 Is there something you want to tell me? 1.3295 0.06409 88 65 17 6
1805 Is God texting us now? 1.3295 0.06409 88 65 17 6
1806 Wow, is it just me, or is the sun kind of hot? 1.3295 0.05765 88 62 23 3
1807 I’ve heard this happens only once in a blue moon. 1.3295 0.05987 88 63 21 4
1808 Remember when it was just a happy face? 1.3295 0.06409 88 65 17 6
1809 I love you to the great emoji in the sky and back. 1.3294 0.06124 85 61 20 4
1810 Is that a hello wink or a goodbye wink? 1.3294 0.06565 85 63 16 6
1811 I feel the sudden urge to turn into a werewolf emoji 1.3294 0.05891 85 60 22 3
1812 I know he’s your ex, but that wink creeps me out. 1.3294 0.06775 85 64 14 7
1813 It's the only way millennials understand the weather. 1.3294 0.06348 85 62 18 5
1814 He thinks he is an emoji 1.3294 0.06979 85 65 12 8
1815 See! This whole year has been a dream! 1.3294 0.06348 85 62 18 5
1816 'You think this is weird, just wait 'till the clouds clear'. 1.3294 0.05891 85 60 22 3
1817 today is Biden’s Inaguration, the sun is smiling 1.3294 0.06124 85 61 20 4
1818 I didn’t plan for you two to meet tonight 1.3293 0.06270 82 59 19 4
1819 Well, don't wink back! 1.3293 0.06025 82 58 21 3
1820 Maybe we shouldn’t have opened that third bottle. 1.3293 0.06505 82 60 17 5
1821 If you wink back, he'll moon you. 1.3291 0.06674 79 58 16 5
1822 The cycles of the moon are: waxing, waning and winking. 1.3291 0.06168 79 56 20 3
1823 This is the side of the moon we usually see. 1.3282 0.04900 131 94 31 6
1824 At least it's not the poop. 1.3281 0.05216 128 94 26 8
1825 And I thought we would finally get some alone time. 1.3281 0.04720 128 90 34 4
1826 Perhaps we shouldn't have finished off that bottle. 1.3277 0.05217 119 86 27 6
1827 Smile, you're off the grid. 1.3277 0.05217 119 86 27 6
1828 What does it say to you about climate change denial? 1.3276 0.05581 116 86 22 8
1829 She followed us here too? We can never do things in the dark! 1.3276 0.04863 116 81 32 3
1830 I thought you said it was going to be a blue moon? 😅 1.3276 0.05445 116 85 24 7
1831 It’s like ... he knows something. 1.3274 0.05097 113 80 29 4
1832 you don't see a happy face wink moon for ages and then 1.3274 0.05543 113 83 23 7
1833 We’re really just drunk and looking at your phone, aren’t we? 1.3271 0.05599 107 78 23 6
1834 Not the fresh air I was expecting. 1.3271 0.05599 107 78 23 6
1835 It could be a worse emoji. 1.3269 0.05370 104 74 26 4
1836 Joe thinks to himself, tonight I'm going to get lucky. 1.3269 0.05541 104 75 24 5
1837 Full of shit moon, more like it. 1.3269 0.05370 104 74 26 4
1838 Yeah, I'm just going to keep drinking my wine, you? 1.3269 0.05868 104 77 20 7
1839 The one place I thought I could bring you that there wouldn't be a guy hitting on you. 1.3267 0.05470 101 72 25 4
1840 Thank Joe and Kamala for me for joining the Paris Accord! 1.3267 0.05821 101 74 21 6
1841 I don't know what it means, but it's probably dirty. 1.3267 0.05286 101 71 27 3
1842 Well, he's definitely not blue anymore 1.3267 0.05821 101 74 21 6
1843 I’m tired of revolving around this smug bastard. 1.3265 0.05941 98 72 20 6
1844 So...global warming was a hoax? 1.3265 0.05941 98 72 20 6
1845 Is that an Emoonji? 1.3265 0.06115 98 73 18 7
1846 Don't you think those astronauts living on the moon are going a little too far? 1.3265 0.06115 98 73 18 7
1847 I’ve had enough to drink. 1.3265 0.06285 98 74 16 8
1848 How does he know we have a change in presidency? 1.3265 0.05941 98 72 20 6
1849 The moon is definitely waxing poetic this evening. 1.3265 0.06285 98 74 16 8
1850 Guess she started before us. 1.3265 0.06115 98 73 18 7
1851 I think he knows something. 1.3263 0.05881 95 69 21 5
1852 I told you someone would find out. 1.3263 0.06427 95 72 15 8
1853 Did he just pull a moonie at us and wink?! 1.3263 0.06250 95 71 17 7
1854 I told you everyone flirts with me 1.3263 0.06068 95 70 19 6
1855 I thought you said that we'd be alone. 1.3261 0.06203 92 68 18 6
1856 Wow, those emojis are looking more and more real! 1.3261 0.05378 92 64 26 2
1857 Vaccine side effects. 1.3261 0.06203 92 68 18 6
1858 Even if she is flirting, she's not my type. I'm more of an oxford comma man. 1.3261 0.06008 92 67 20 5
1859 I guess that's why they call it a "wolf moon." 1.3261 0.06393 92 69 16 7
1860 He knows. He knows. 1.3261 0.05596 92 65 24 3
1861 Well, at least someone is in a good mood these days 1.3261 0.05806 92 66 22 4
1862 Considering Me Too, seems inappropriately emotive 1.3261 0.06008 92 67 20 5
1863 The universe thinks you're hot, too. 1.3258 0.06143 89 65 19 5
1864 Do you ever feel like you're part of an inside joke but you have no idea what is? 1.3258 0.06347 89 66 17 6
1865 it’s ok I guess, but it lacks ...well ... gravitas 1.3258 0.06143 89 65 19 5
1866 That's it, no more home made wine. 1.3258 0.06347 89 66 17 6
1867 Safe to say my ayahuasca journey has begun. 1.3258 0.05931 89 64 21 4
1868 He thinks it won't last 1.3258 0.05712 89 63 23 3
1869 I told him he could watch tonight 1.3258 0.06143 89 65 19 5
1870 He's not wearing a mask !!!. 1.3258 0.06347 89 66 17 6
1871 It's not your figment; Twinkle Twinkle's on holiday. 1.3256 0.06500 86 64 16 6
1872 It cost less than "Will you marry me?" and it's more ambiguous. Less pressure reduces the gravity. 1.3256 0.06707 86 65 14 7
1873 Just be glad he's not showing you his eggplant emoji. 1.3256 0.06707 86 65 14 7
1874 Getting drunk in nature has its charms, I admit. But how long til our internet is fixed? 1.3256 0.05595 86 60 24 2
1875 Should I call Neil DeGrasse Tyson and report this as sexual harassment 1.3256 0.06707 86 65 14 7
1876 I’ve heard locals call it the Emoji Moon. 1.3256 0.05595 86 60 24 2
1877 So, when did the "Man-in-the-Moon" become the "Winking-smiley-face-emoji-in-the-Moon"? 1.3256 0.06500 86 64 16 6
1878 Instagram filters are ruining everything. 1.3256 0.06064 86 62 20 4
1879 Is he telling us what I think he is?” “It’s okay to drink wine again? 1.3254 0.05143 126 92 27 7
1880 Look! An E-Moon-Ge!” 1.3253 0.05965 83 59 21 3
1881 I like my wine with good legs and a celestial body 1.3253 0.06206 83 60 19 4
1882 Can’t tell if we should call NASA or politely smile back 1.3253 0.05965 83 59 21 3
1883 Not sure who’s more tipsy me or the moon 1.3252 0.05227 123 90 26 7
1884 Is this who you've been sneaking out to see at night? 1.3250 0.06358 80 58 18 4
1885 Is there something that I should know about your previous relationship? 1.3250 0.06104 80 57 20 3
1886 Affectionate knowing smile or subtle cosmic threat that our relationship is doomed? 1.3250 0.06104 80 57 20 3
1887 Maybe we’ve been spending too much time with our electronics 1.3250 0.06358 80 58 18 4
1888 Do you ever feel like the universe is hitting on you? 1.3250 0.05571 120 90 21 9
1889 I think the man in the moon is winking at us. 1.3248 0.05126 117 84 28 5
1890 Must have something in his eye. 1.3248 0.05406 117 86 24 7
1891 The 'misty taste of moonshine' does it every time, I guess. 1.3248 0.05406 117 86 24 7
1892 I better zoom out a bit. 1.3248 0.05540 117 87 22 8
1893 I think he's trying to tell us, "It's OK. What happens on the mountain, stays on the mountain." 1.3247 0.06778 77 57 15 5
1894 I know I've had too much wine when I start to anthropomorphize. 1.3246 0.05212 114 82 27 5
1895 I think it’s a gibbous moon 1.3246 0.05359 114 83 25 6
1896 Wow. Just look at that e-clipse. 1.3246 0.05910 114 87 17 10
1897 What happened to just “Goodnight Moon”? 1.3246 0.05061 114 81 29 4
1898 Honey, are you sure there’s not anything going on between you and the man in the moon? 1.3246 0.05212 114 82 27 5
1899 I can never remember - is that waxing or waning? 1.3243 0.04984 111 78 30 3
1900 So is it waning or waxing? 1.3243 0.05454 111 81 24 6
1901 The Universe knows what you did. 1.3243 0.05747 111 83 20 8
1902 My favorite emoonji. 1.3241 0.05555 108 79 23 6
1903 It actually looks more like a semi-colon over a parentheses to me. 1.3241 0.05555 108 79 23 6
1904 Don't fall for that wink. He's a cold SOB after you get to know him. 1.3241 0.05708 108 80 21 7
1905 Not sure how I feel about God using emojis. 1.3238 0.05820 105 78 20 7
1906 Is the moon winking at you or me? 1.3238 0.05496 105 76 24 5
1907 Smiling or gloating? Which is it? 1.3238 0.05820 105 78 20 7
1908 I dunno, Steven. I think it’s pretty smug that you think he’s hitting on you. 1.3238 0.05152 105 74 28 3
1909 Why do you think it has stardust in just one eye? 1.3238 0.05496 105 76 24 5
1910 I didn’t know that Amazon now also owned the sun. 1.3238 0.05820 105 78 20 7
1911 Wait...what do you think she meant when she said the s’mores were made with ‘plant-based’ chocolate? 1.3238 0.05975 105 79 18 8
1912 Shiiiiiiit... 1.3238 0.05975 105 79 18 8
1913 You can make out the 'Sea of Emoji' really clearly tonight. 1.3235 0.05601 102 74 23 5
1914 Only the last two of you left, huh? Well, you're no Adam and Eve, but do your best. 1.3235 0.05601 102 74 23 5
1915 Don't worry. Your secret's safe with me. 1.3235 0.06770 68 49 16 3
1916 Does this mean the moon is now woke, too? 1.3235 0.05425 102 73 25 4
1917 Have you been fooling around behind my back? 1.3235 0.06099 102 77 17 8
1918 You weren't goofin'. It's a real loony eclipse. 1.3235 0.05772 102 75 21 6
1919 The man in the moon is kinda creepy. 1.3235 0.06099 102 77 17 8
1920 They're rolling out more options next month but this one's not bad. 1.3232 0.05529 99 71 24 4
1921 Wait 'til you see his impression of a pirate... 1.3232 0.05529 99 71 24 4
1922 What's he so happy about 1.3232 0.05712 99 72 22 5
1923 I think the man in the moon is trying to tell us he/she/they is going into a new phase. 1.3232 0.05712 99 72 22 5
1924 Was it all a joke? 1.3232 0.05712 99 72 22 5
1925 Good night people everywhere! 1.3232 0.05712 99 72 22 5
1926 How long have you been sleeping with him? 1.3231 0.08236 65 51 7 7
1927 What the hell is he winking at?" "Ignore him. He's going through a phase. 1.3231 0.04910 130 94 30 6
1928 I guess the moon has three sides: light, dark, and playful. 1.3229 0.05440 96 68 25 3
1929 The lazy eye was a downside of the Apollo program. 1.3229 0.05638 96 69 23 4
1930 Go home moon, you're drunk! 1.3229 0.05829 96 70 21 5
1931 He said "No thank you. I'm full." 1.3229 0.06194 96 72 17 7
1932 Did he just catch us staring? 1.3229 0.05638 96 69 23 4
1933 Too much CO2, I'm betting 1.3228 0.04985 127 92 29 6
1934 Now what? 1.3228 0.04858 127 91 31 5
1935 I think the man on the moon is hitting on you. 1.3226 0.06146 93 69 18 6
1936 It has been happening ever since that nudist camp opened down the hill. 1.3226 0.05953 93 68 20 5
1937 This is some strong stuff 1.3226 0.05953 93 68 20 5
1938 you think he’s heard about the election? 1.3226 0.05753 93 67 22 4
1939 I don't like the way the moon's hitting your eye. 1.3226 0.05753 93 67 22 4
1940 Even he's happy that Trump is gone. 1.3226 0.05753 93 67 22 4
1941 Gee, Lydia, when you said your ex was "out of this world," I thought you were being hyberbolic. 1.3223 0.05145 121 88 27 6
1942 Honey, which coke did you say you mixed in the drink? 1.3223 0.05009 121 87 29 5
1943 Emojis get everywhere nowadays. 1.3222 0.06085 90 66 19 5
1944 Why do all the men flirt with you? 1.3222 0.05876 90 65 21 4
1945 Is the Sun hitting on you? 1.3222 0.06085 90 66 19 5
1946 Pink Floyd, eat your heart out, it’s sunny side up from now on. 1.3222 0.06482 90 68 15 7
1947 I feel like I’m no longer in on the joke. 1.3218 0.06006 87 63 20 4
1948 Do you two come here often? 1.3218 0.06224 87 64 18 5
1949 I swear, if he trots out that “heavenly body” line, so help me... 1.3218 0.05779 87 62 22 3
1950 It was only a matter of time until the emojis took over 1.3218 0.06224 87 64 18 5
1951 Do you think it is a sign that Trump left the presidency? 1.3218 0.06640 87 66 14 7
1952 I think he likes Uranus. 1.3217 0.05865 115 88 17 10
1953 I guess they're right about too much screen time. 1.3217 0.05733 115 87 19 9
1954 I think we just had a total eclipse of the heart. 1.3217 0.05599 115 86 21 8
1955 We didn’t escape social media. It became us. 1.3214 0.05658 84 59 23 2
1956 I told the moon we’re just friends. 1.3214 0.06595 84 63 15 6
1957 Wait where did you say they were installing the emoji update again? 1.3214 0.05399 84 58 25 1
1958 Is you or me it's winking at? 1.3214 0.05703 112 84 20 8
1959 Maybe it's telling us that 2020 was just some kind of cosmic prank. 1.3214 0.06809 84 64 13 7
1960 Please tell me that's not our tax dollars at work. 1.3211 0.05664 109 81 21 7
1961 I thought you said you guys never dated. 1.3211 0.05664 109 81 21 7
1962 I need another drink" 1.3211 0.05512 109 80 23 6
1963 Still cheesy. 1.3211 0.05812 109 82 19 8
1964 It took me forever to see the Emoji in the Moon. 1.3211 0.04856 109 76 31 2
1965 You sure he's ok to orbit while intoxicated? 1.3211 0.05028 109 77 29 3
1966 I think he has more on his mind than a moondance. 1.3210 0.06533 81 60 16 5
1967 It looks as though you're being mooned! 1.3210 0.06042 81 58 20 3
1968 Is my fly undone? 1.3210 0.06292 81 59 18 4
1969 I thought you said we weren't getting this high 1.3210 0.06533 81 60 16 5
1970 Hmm, a non committal emogy from God. I had higher hopes going into 2021. 1.3210 0.06533 81 60 16 5
1971 Don't know if is waning or waxing, but it's definitely a wise ass. 1.3210 0.06765 81 61 14 6
1972 What vintage did you say this was? 1.3208 0.05615 106 78 22 6
1973 He hit my eye like a big pizza pie, so I hit him back. 1.3208 0.05615 106 78 22 6
1974 It feels like the universe is telling us everything is going to be okay 1.3208 0.05453 106 77 24 5
1975 So much for getting off the grid. 1.3208 0.05113 106 75 28 3
1976 Is he teasing us now? Is that the Moon Ribber 1.3206 0.04879 131 95 30 6
1977 I was hoping the universe would be more reassuring in 2021, but I am not sure this is what I wanted. 1.3205 0.07183 78 60 11 7
1978 I told you the summer blinkquinox was breathtaking 1.3205 0.05623 78 54 23 1
1979 oh dear, I thing he's hitting on me 1.3205 0.06703 78 58 15 5
1980 I said the universe was a simulation. I didn't say it was convincing. 1.3204 0.05556 103 75 23 5
1981 I’m just glad it isn’t the poop emoji. 1.3204 0.05382 103 74 25 4
1982 Think it's interested in a threesome? 1.3204 0.05382 103 74 25 4
1983 you've been looking for a sign thot it's Ok to sleep together. I think that's pretty clear! 1.3204 0.05382 103 74 25 4
1984 There have always been three people in this marriage. 1.3204 0.06048 103 78 17 8
1985 Do you see Susan? This is what happens when you let eccentric billionaires fly to the moon. 1.3204 0.05724 103 76 21 6
1986 What’s the joke? 1.3200 0.05483 100 72 24 4
1987 Look, it's the Emoji Light - I'm needed back in Silicon Valley immediately! 1.3200 0.05840 100 74 20 6
1988 The Internet really does ruin everything. 1.3200 0.05101 100 70 28 2
1989 It's moments like this that make me feel alive within a computer simulation. 1.3200 0.05664 100 73 22 5
1990 Cut it out, we’re just friends. 1.3200 0.05101 100 70 28 2
1991 You'd think that's a good sign but…oh, who the fuck knows. 1.3200 0.06010 100 75 18 7
1992 Jack and Jill paused at the hill clutching their pair of glasses. Jack looked up, and thought WTF? And Jill knew that wasn’t NASA. 1.3200 0.07631 75 59 8 8
1993 He doesn't usually approve of overly-oaked Chardonnay . . . 1.3200 0.05295 100 71 26 3
1994 I think we’ve finally found the right dosage. Cheers! 1.3200 0.05101 100 70 28 2
1995 Is it me or am I seeing emojis everywhere these days? 1.3200 0.05483 100 72 24 4
1996 Even God sometimes types an inappropriate emoji by mistake. 1.3200 0.07143 75 57 12 6
1997 I heard NASA turned the moon into an emoji to become more relatable to today’s youth”. -“Oh, I heard it was a typo” 1.3200 0.05483 100 72 24 4
1998 What do you think of this latest Moonmoji upgrade? 1.3200 0.06010 100 75 18 7
1999 oh look, batman wants us to come over later 1.3197 0.05109 122 89 27 6
2000 Maybe we should switch to orange juice. 1.3196 0.05961 97 72 19 6
2001 Looks like we’ll need a new metaphor. 1.3196 0.05778 97 71 21 5
2002 She's my sister, you A**hole! 1.3196 0.06311 97 74 15 8
2003 That’s what I call a cheesy smile. 1.3196 0.05589 97 70 23 4
2004 What did they put in this wine? 1.3196 0.05778 97 71 21 5
2005 We have been socially distancing for way too long! 1.3196 0.05961 97 72 19 6
2006 Hold it. Wasn't it just smiling before? 1.3196 0.05778 97 71 21 5
2007 Don’t forget, honey, she has a dark side... 1.3196 0.05961 97 72 19 6
2008 Not a fan of the software update 1.3193 0.05193 119 87 26 6
2009 Lately I’ve been questioning the nature of existence. 1.3193 0.05193 119 87 26 6
2010 There must be a glitch in the updated Luna program; it's supposed to be in the WAXING phase tonight 1.3191 0.05899 94 69 20 5
2011 Tonight is your night,bro. 1.3191 0.05702 94 68 22 4
2012 Jeez, now even the moon's using emoji's. 1.3191 0.05899 94 69 20 5
2013 Next time I suggest a second bottle, remind me of this moment 1.3191 0.06090 94 70 18 6
2014 Not happening, she’s on her period. 1.3191 0.06275 94 71 16 7
2015 He said he'd be back in some form. 1.3191 0.06090 94 70 18 6
2016 Seems like it waxed too. 1.3191 0.05498 94 67 24 3
2017 What happens when the moon winks his eye? 1.3191 0.05899 94 69 20 5
2018 January is traditionally the emoti-moon. 1.3187 0.06028 91 67 19 5
2019 I hope you will give us your blessing 1.3187 0.05608 91 65 23 3
2020 Ok, we definitely use emoji's too often. 1.3187 0.05822 91 66 21 4
2021 Yes, it's the last MAGA Moon we'll ever see... 1.3187 0.06227 91 68 17 6
2022 I hope it's not a wink and a nudge 1.3187 0.06028 91 67 19 5
2023 It somehow looks different today. 1.3186 0.05223 113 82 26 5
2024 I hope you like it. It cost me $500 million dollars. 1.3186 0.04748 113 79 32 2
2025 Inauguration Day breaking through the gloom.” 1.3185 0.04541 135 96 35 4
2026 I thought that we came here to get away! 1.3182 0.04991 110 78 29 3
2027 Well, what do YOU think it means? 1.3182 0.06164 88 65 18 5
2028 Big deal - he can wax and wane but can he take out the garbage? 1.3182 0.05949 88 64 20 4
2029 They call it the emoji moon. 1.3182 0.05725 88 63 22 3
2030 I think he’s saying this is just a phase 1.3182 0.05725 88 63 22 3
2031 So, it's not only the moon with a dark side. 1.3178 0.05571 107 79 22 6
2032 Stop mooning my wife 1.3178 0.05727 107 80 20 7
2033 That winking is for me or for you? 1.3178 0.05245 107 77 26 4
2034 What's in this wine? 1.3178 0.05410 107 78 24 5
2035 I miss my anonymity. 1.3178 0.05571 107 79 22 6
2036 You weren’t kidding when you said the moon was looking creepy tonight. 1.3178 0.05245 107 77 26 4
2037 Am I drunk or did the man in the moon get replaced with with an emoji? 1.3176 0.06083 85 62 19 4
2038 Well that's the fourth time he's winked at you- I'm outta here. 1.3176 0.05849 85 61 21 3
2039 Enjoy your privacy! 1.3176 0.05849 85 61 21 3
2040 I liked pre-social media sunsets better. 1.3176 0.06309 85 63 17 5
2041 I hear that in’69 an eagle landed in his right eye. 1.3176 0.06739 85 65 13 7
2042 I think I finally see it now. The face on the moon. 1.3176 0.06528 85 64 15 6
2043 It’s a morally waning moon 1.3176 0.05849 85 61 21 3
2044 Is that wink ironic, sarcastic, or naive? 1.3175 0.04867 126 91 30 5
2045 The Native-Americans call it the Smarmy Moon. 1.3173 0.05511 104 76 23 5
2046 The Wolf Moon is often more suggestive than the Beaver Moon. 1.3173 0.05677 104 77 21 6
2047 Apparently Jeff Bezos semi-colonized the moon. 1.3173 0.05677 104 77 21 6
2048 Welp, Sinatra’s big pizza pie hit me in the eye AGAIN” 1.3173 0.05677 104 77 21 6
2049 At least someone's happy we travelled to the middle of nowhere to celebrate our anniversary. 1.3171 0.06227 82 60 18 4
2050 I'm liking the complex bouquet of this chardonnay, but the heady note of psilocybin is a bit on the nutty side. 1.3171 0.05074 123 90 27 6
2051 He knows we're moonlighting as a happy couple" 1.3171 0.05981 82 59 20 3
2052 The sun winking at you means QAnon is real. 1.3171 0.05981 82 59 20 3
2053 Locals call it Peeping Tom Moon. 1.3171 0.06464 82 61 16 5
2054 That reminds me, do you have any mental illnesses? 1.3171 0.05330 123 92 23 8
2055 You're right, we really need to spend less time on our phones... 1.3168 0.05252 101 72 26 3
2056 You're flirting with the moon now ? 1.3168 0.05617 101 74 22 5
2057 It looks unreal, doesn't it? 1.3168 0.05790 101 75 20 6
2058 Whatever 1.3168 0.05790 101 75 20 6
2059 Happens once every 4 years, mid January, last time he was very unhappy. 1.3167 0.05290 120 89 24 7
2060 I hear the Lunar Excursion Module ran amok and fell into the Big Guy's right eye. 1.3167 0.05156 120 88 26 6
2061 I'm beginning to regret eating the mushrooms we found on our hike 1.3165 0.06381 79 58 17 4
2062 Oh, geez, not another emoji. 1.3165 0.06630 79 59 15 5
2063 It's mescaline o'clock somewhere. 1.3165 0.06121 79 57 19 3
2064 He's mooning you again. 1.3165 0.06871 79 60 13 6
2065 At this point, I think this whole emoji thing has gone too far. 1.3165 0.06121 79 57 19 3
2066 The phrase "once in a blue moon" comes to mind. 1.3165 0.06381 79 58 17 4
2067 Remember before emoticons? 1.3163 0.05728 98 72 21 5
2068 What's next, an eggplant? 1.3163 0.06085 98 74 17 7
2069 I can't compete with that 1.3163 0.05728 98 72 21 5
2070 I guess the new space force is trying to attract a younger audience by using emojis 1.3163 0.05728 98 72 21 5
2071 So which ones of the 'super moons' is this again? 1.3163 0.04940 98 68 29 1
2072 Are you sure this is just grape juice? 1.3162 0.05381 117 87 23 7
2073 It was romantic before space exploration was privatized 1.3162 0.05100 117 85 27 5
2074 This is our sign from above to abandon all inhibitions. 1.3162 0.05381 117 87 23 7
2075 I can’t trust you with anybody! 1.3162 0.05516 117 88 21 8
2076 Emojis are cute, but burning bushes and writing on walls really had more of an impact. 1.3158 0.07061 76 58 12 6
2077 Will you take a look at that Susan?! The Man on the Moon looks as drunk as us. 1.3158 0.05652 95 69 22 4
2078 Are you sure nobody knows about us? 1.3158 0.05450 95 68 24 3
2079 Does he know something that we don't know? 1.3158 0.06808 76 57 14 5
2080 You know I'm not good with words, so I had that emoji drawn there to let you know how I feel. 1.3158 0.05986 76 54 20 2
2081 Even the sun doesn’t judge us for day drinking during COVID.... 1.3158 0.05685 76 53 22 1
2082 Soooo....you still wanna do it? 1.3158 0.05033 114 82 28 4
2083 Only cartoon moons wink. Hey! We're in a cartoon. 1.3158 0.05652 95 69 22 4
2084 Why do I get the impression the man in the moon is a peeping Tom? 1.3158 0.05450 95 68 24 3
2085 What's in this cabernet? 1.3158 0.05652 95 69 22 4
2086 Be honest! You've been here on how many dates? 1.3158 0.06808 76 57 14 5
2087 Do you think that's a flirty wink or a creepy one? 1.3158 0.05185 114 83 26 5
2088 He’s kept a close eye on us since we started dating. But now, I’m not sure how to tell him to leave us alone. 1.3158 0.05652 95 69 22 4
2089 Is it the wine or are we looking at the worlds largest emoji? 1.3158 0.05652 95 69 22 4
2090 January 20th, the old reality is back, enjoy. 1.3158 0.05616 114 86 20 8
2091 Full, not blue, and definitely lacking in gravity. 1.3158 0.06035 95 71 18 6
2092 It might be the wine, but it seems to know how I feel. 1.3158 0.06218 95 72 16 7
2093 At least he didn't send us the eggplant. 1.3158 0.05241 95 67 26 2
2094 That's some good moonshine. 1.3158 0.05652 95 69 22 4
2095 I told you God created emojis. 1.3158 0.05847 95 70 20 5
2096 That's why it's the Mae West Moon. 1.3158 0.05476 114 85 22 7
2097 Should we make out anyway? 1.3158 0.05333 114 84 24 6
2098 Dry January? Get back behind your cloud, judgy lunatic. 1.3158 0.06218 95 72 16 7
2099 Honey, what exact did you mean when you said this wine had a high acidity? 1.3158 0.06546 76 56 16 4
2100 tonight's emoonji makes me uncomfortable 1.3158 0.05847 95 70 20 5
2101 I was going to say it was written in the stars 1.3153 0.05274 111 81 25 5
2102 Would you like me to play some Barry White? 1.3153 0.05274 111 81 25 5
2103 This moonshine is making me crazy 1.3153 0.05576 111 83 21 7
2104 I guess this is a Rocky Mountain hi. 1.3152 0.06359 92 70 15 7
2105 I agree, it seems extra creepy tonight. 1.3152 0.06359 92 70 15 7
2106 Apparently he hasn't gotten wind of the Me Too movement. 1.3152 0.05558 92 66 23 3
2107 I told you not to howl at him 1.3152 0.05769 92 67 21 4
2108 ‘The emoji in the moon’ just doesn’t have romantic ring to it. 1.3152 0.05769 92 67 21 4
2109 Someone you know? 1.3152 0.05558 92 66 23 3
2110 You’re getting red... do you know him? 1.3152 0.05972 92 68 19 5
2111 Is this what "love you to the moon and back" means? 1.3152 0.05769 92 67 21 4
2112 Joan, I think this wine might be off. 1.3151 0.06433 73 53 17 3
2113 Sometimes I can spot the man in the moon. Tonight I just see a semicolon and parenthesis. 1.3151 0.06433 73 53 17 3
2114 Don't know about you, but I am hoping it means I am having sex tonight. 1.3148 0.05035 108 77 28 3
2115 We still don't know if there is intelligent life out there. 1.3148 0.05681 108 81 20 7
2116 I hope he isn’t sticking his tongue out at us tomorrow night. 1.3148 0.05527 108 80 22 6
2117 No, it's just a semi-colon and the close parenthesis. 1.3146 0.06311 89 67 16 6
2118 That last moon landing must have put out his eye. 1.3146 0.05892 89 65 20 4
2119 It's never looked like a pizza pie to me. 1.3146 0.06105 89 66 18 5
2120 ‘I like being objectified by celestial objects.’ 1.3146 0.05892 89 65 20 4
2121 Let's see who's smiling in the morning 1.3146 0.06105 89 66 18 5
2122 I don’t know her, I swear. 1.3143 0.05466 105 77 23 5
2123 Ignore it – he’s just going through a cheeky phase. 1.3143 0.05120 105 75 27 3
2124 I want a divorce. 1.3143 0.05792 105 79 19 7
2125 You know, she could probably get an ointment for that. 1.3143 0.05466 105 77 23 5
2126 I'll have what she's having. 1.3143 0.05296 105 76 25 4
2127 ...that's one small wink from (a) woman, one giant wink for womankind... 1.3143 0.05631 105 78 21 6
2128 I thought you changed your profile from "Single" 1.3140 0.04844 121 87 30 4
2129 I don’t see it. 1.3140 0.05382 121 91 22 8
2130 Emoonji. 1.3140 0.06247 86 64 17 5
2131 Now that I'm off social media, I finally see all the beauty I've been missing. 1.3140 0.06024 86 63 19 4
2132 You're right. Moonshine drinks do expand your understanding of the universe. 1.3140 0.05792 86 62 21 3
2133 Didn't the label say this wine was only 13% alcohol? 1.3140 0.06024 86 63 19 4
2134 Must be a 'Full of Himself ' moon. 1.3140 0.06024 86 63 19 4
2135 I just realized what excessive texting and drinking can do. 1.3137 0.04823 102 71 30 1
2136 Who’s the moon winking at? You or me? 1.3137 0.05742 102 76 20 6
2137 I told you to stop texting with emojis. Now look what you’ve done. 1.3137 0.05742 102 76 20 6
2138 I wonder if he knows something we don’t know. 1.3137 0.04823 102 71 30 1
2139 After the quarantine,sexual tension is out of this world! 1.3137 0.05570 102 75 22 5
2140 Should we tell her that this relationship with Earth will not bring her any good? 1.3137 0.05908 102 77 18 7
2141 They toasted to end of an error 1.3137 0.05742 102 76 20 6
2142 God has some sense of humor. 1.3136 0.05342 118 88 23 7
2143 I read that the Russian lunar module was loaded with vodka. 1.3133 0.06164 83 61 18 4
2144 Maybe it's a Woman in the Moon winking at me. 1.3133 0.06164 83 61 18 4
2145 Oh...phew. It’s all ok. 1.3133 0.05667 83 59 22 2
2146 Go for it... just stay six feet apart. 1.3131 0.05679 99 73 21 5
2147 Even the "man in the moon" is celebrating! 1.3131 0.05304 99 71 25 3
2148 I have a feeling I might get lucky tonight! 1.3131 0.05106 99 70 27 2
2149 Batman just hasn’t been the same since his Esalin retreat. 1.3131 0.05858 99 74 19 6
2150 I keep trying to tell him it's over, but he follows me every night. 1.3130 0.05435 115 86 22 7
2151 Is that a wink or climate change? 1.3130 0.04997 115 83 28 4
2152 Wow, Musk launched a moon emoji! 1.3130 0.04842 115 82 30 3
2153 Push her now, she's not looking. 1.3130 0.05709 115 88 18 9
2154 I told you sex under the moonlight was a bad idea. 1.3125 0.05795 96 71 20 5
2155 Did you unplug the curling iron before we left? 1.3125 0.05795 96 71 20 5
2156 I liked the old screensaver better 1.3125 0.05795 96 71 20 5
2157 I know I shouldn't be jealous,but isn't that the flirty emoji? 1.3125 0.05196 96 68 26 2
2158 Sorry, he told me he'd be in retrograde tonight. 1.3125 0.06313 80 59 17 4
2159 A little full of himself tonight, don’t you think? 1.3125 0.06057 80 58 19 3
2160 Is that a simile or a metaphor 1.3125 0.05790 80 57 21 2
2161 I've got a surprise for you; I've just finished waxing. 1.3125 0.06313 80 59 17 4
2162 Makes me wishI had some blue cheese. 1.3125 0.05234 112 82 25 5
2163 No Dear, He’s winking at me. 1.3125 0.05795 96 71 20 5
2164 I'm afraid she knows something that we don't. 1.3125 0.05234 112 82 25 5
2165 Honey, is there something you want to tell me? 1.3125 0.05795 96 71 20 5
2166 I'm feeling a distinct lack of privacy right now. 1.3125 0.05234 112 82 25 5
2167 Okay!Okay! It's an emoji!! But whose emoji? And why is it winking at you? 1.3125 0.06559 80 60 15 5
2168 He's a Democrat. 1.3125 0.05533 112 84 21 7
2169 We should probably stop drinking. 1.3125 0.05602 96 70 22 4
2170 Better than the 'Rolling on the Floor Laughing' face he got when the bear took off with the food pack. 1.3125 0.05795 96 71 20 5
2171 Moon over paramour 1.3125 0.05795 96 71 20 5
2172 I used to see it only when I'm drunk but now it's always there 1.3125 0.05602 96 70 22 4
2173 Honey, don't whine, it's moonshine 1.3125 0.06313 80 59 17 4
2174 I don’t know Randy, maybe discussing everything under the sun we’d do during our honeymoon wasn’t such a good idea. 1.3125 0.06162 96 73 16 7
2175 If he continues to makes eyes at you, I am going to go up there and punch him a nose. 1.3120 0.04875 125 91 29 5
2176 I think we've had too much wine. 1.3119 0.05164 109 79 26 4
2177 Maybe we're both going get lucky tonight! 1.3119 0.05164 109 79 26 4
2178 No, it is not the wine! 1.3119 0.05326 109 80 24 5
2179 At this point, even outer space looks more like cyberspace. 1.3119 0.05930 109 84 16 9
2180 definitely full of it! 1.3119 0.04997 109 78 28 3
2181 Do you think the sun's a Democrat? 1.3118 0.05917 93 69 19 5
2182 'Rise and wine' 1.3118 0.05917 93 69 19 5
2183 When you said your ex was spacey... 1.3118 0.05917 93 69 19 5
2184 I guess he’s a Democrat too. 1.3118 0.05508 93 67 23 3
2185 I told you the Russians were already up there. 1.3118 0.05716 93 68 21 4
2186 Is it just me or are we 2-dimensional? 1.3118 0.05917 93 69 19 5
2187 Stop telling me I'm paranoid. He's definitely got a thing for you. 1.3118 0.05716 93 68 21 4
2188 I didn't really think the Moon Wink Motel could deliver on their promise. 1.3118 0.05917 93 69 19 5
2189 It’s better than being mooned 1.3118 0.06111 93 70 17 6
2190 Astronomers call that its happy phase. 1.3117 0.05626 77 54 22 1
2191 Scientists say it's just going through a flirty phase. 1.3117 0.06981 77 59 12 6
2192 Sure, He is smiling...he's 238,000 miles away! 1.3117 0.06981 77 59 12 6
2193 Maybe we didn’t have to take it all so seriously. 1.3117 0.06732 77 58 14 5
2194 So, emoonji's are a thing, now. 1.3117 0.06732 77 58 14 5
2195 The blue moon’s not till tomorrow night, it’s still waxing salacious. 1.3117 0.06203 77 56 18 3
2196 Maybe one day we will be drawn by someone who has taken a few art classes. 1.3117 0.06732 77 58 14 5
2197 I guess it's because Biden won. 1.3117 0.06981 77 59 12 6
2198 Personally, I think it’s a *great* use of tax payer dollars 1.3117 0.06473 77 57 16 4
2199 He said he'd return in some form. 1.3115 0.05085 122 90 26 6
2200 Why? Because he's cool and not warming. 1.3113 0.05254 106 77 25 4
2201 I wouldn't take it too seriously. 1.3113 0.05080 106 76 27 3
2202 She's so full of herself tonight. 1.3113 0.05080 106 76 27 3
2203 Dear, I think this is the sign that the world might get better. 1.3113 0.05254 106 77 25 4
2204 Looks like old Sol knows something we don't know... 1.3113 0.05080 106 76 27 3
2205 Even the Heavens are smiling now that Biden is President. 1.3113 0.05423 106 78 23 5
2206 Now, he's just mocking us. 1.3111 0.05619 90 65 22 3
2207 That's the emoji phase of the moon 1.3111 0.05155 90 63 26 1
2208 I'd say this is about as socially distanced a date can get. 1.3111 0.06250 90 68 16 6
2209 I always said you’re prettiest girl on earth 1.3111 0.05392 90 64 24 2
2210 I think he's been drinking the same stuff we have. 1.3111 0.05837 90 66 20 4
2211 It’s 5:00 someplace” suddenly feels a little naughty. 1.3111 0.05837 90 66 20 4
2212 I told you ! With so much wine even the sun find your jokes funny!! 1.3111 0.05837 90 66 20 4
2213 Looks like the Man in the Moon is about to ask for your number. 1.3108 0.06360 74 54 17 3
2214 Is the man in the moon flirting with you or me? 1.3107 0.05524 103 76 22 5
2215 I get the feeling God was trying to get our attention this year. 1.3107 0.05168 103 74 26 3
2216 Was my howling that bad? 1.3103 0.05736 87 63 21 3
2217 Do you think he'll report us to Dr.Fauci? 1.3103 0.06397 87 66 15 6
2218 I got my eye on you 1.3103 0.04961 116 84 28 4
2219 I told you, it's a winky smiley face moon tonight. 1.3103 0.06397 87 66 15 6
2220 Has the LSD kicked in yet? 1.3103 0.05110 116 85 26 5
2221 I don't get it... the forecast said sleepy emoji 1.3101 0.04772 129 94 30 5
2222 Are we the only ones not in on this cosmic joke? 1.3100 0.05631 100 74 21 5
2223 This is all just a silly joke to you, isn't it? 1.3100 0.05260 100 72 25 3
2224 Even the heavens are telling us it’s going to be okay... 1.3100 0.05979 100 76 17 7
2225 I won't be getting a wink of sleep after this 1.3100 0.05064 100 71 27 2
2226 Looks like a smiley face balloon to me 1.3097 0.05041 113 82 27 4
2227 OMG...she likes us. 1.3095 0.05611 84 60 22 2
2228 Looks like the man in the moon has gone postmodern. 1.3095 0.06101 84 62 18 4
2229 He said something about a ménage a trois. 1.3095 0.06101 84 62 18 4
2230 Tomorrow is a full LOL moon. 1.3093 0.05554 97 71 22 4
2231 Is he flirting with you? 1.3093 0.05554 97 71 22 4
2232 Not what I would call awe-inspiring, Polly. 1.3093 0.05928 97 73 18 6
2233 I didn't expect the mountain moonrise to be so...emoji. 1.3093 0.05554 97 71 22 4
2234 Well, you said you were over the moon, but it looks like I may have misunderstood. 1.3093 0.05928 97 73 18 6
2235 That's pretty crude for a heavenly body. 1.3093 0.05357 97 70 24 3
2236 And we thought “super blood moon” was creepy. 1.3093 0.05554 97 71 22 4
2237 Oh,he was just kidding about 2020... 1.3093 0.05357 97 70 24 3
2238 I have no idea, but last night it was an eggplant 1.3093 0.05357 97 70 24 3
2239 Ugh, read the room. 1.3091 0.05441 110 82 22 6
2240 Must be the Moonshine! 1.3089 0.05307 123 93 22 8
2241 I guess the latest Moon update came with new emojis. 1.3088 0.07335 68 52 11 5
2242 This usually happens around the third glass of wine. 1.3088 0.06375 68 49 17 2
2243 It's an emoji from God! 1.3086 0.05994 81 59 19 3
2244 I love this new magic mushroom wine! 1.3086 0.06489 81 61 15 5
2245 I think he's had one too many..... 1.3086 0.05731 81 58 21 2
2246 Well, honey, we DID come out here to spice up our marriage.” 1.3086 0.05994 81 59 19 3
2247 Ah, a winking gibbous.” 1.3085 0.05459 94 68 23 3
2248 And you think the Mona Lisa's smile is enigmatic? 1.3085 0.05459 94 68 23 3
2249 Think I just got sexually harassed by a heavenly body. 1.3085 0.06241 94 72 15 7
2250 Gone.....with the wind! 1.3085 0.05023 94 66 27 1
2251 Wow, it's true. There really is no privacy anymore. 1.3085 0.05459 94 68 23 3
2252 Which one us do you think he's flirting with? 1.3085 0.05459 94 68 23 3
2253 “Sarcastic nature?” 1.3085 0.05863 94 70 19 5
2254 "The moon is not fully serious yet. 1.3085 0.05863 94 70 19 5
2255 Apparently, 4.5 billion is 18 in moon years. 1.3085 0.05863 94 70 19 5
2256 I can't manplaine this one. 1.3085 0.05665 94 69 21 4
2257 Who knew that cheese could wink. 1.3084 0.05379 107 79 23 5
2258 Is Amazon thinking about changing its logo? 1.3084 0.05541 107 80 21 6
2259 There’s mischief afoot on his dark side. 1.3084 0.05213 107 78 25 4
2260 He’s definitely a “glass is half full” kinda guy. 1.3084 0.05213 107 78 25 4
2261 I was hoping we’d finally have some time alone.... 1.3084 0.05213 107 78 25 4
2262 Huh, I guess that old song is true, moonlight does feel right. 1.3084 0.05213 107 78 25 4
2263 He just found out Trump canceled his trip to the moon! 1.3083 0.05131 120 89 25 6
2264 Never should have sold it to Facebook. 1.3077 0.05647 104 78 20 6
2265 I was hoping for a romantic night alone, just the two of us. 1.3077 0.05343 91 65 24 2
2266 Finish your drinks. It’s safe to go home now. 1.3077 0.06657 78 59 14 5
2267 He's giving us permission to do something! But what?!?! 1.3077 0.05567 91 66 22 3
2268 It's glitching again Roger 1.3077 0.05216 117 87 24 6
2269 How romantic...an emoji moon! 1.3077 0.05782 91 67 20 4
2270 Why is he so happy? Does he think America is great again? 1.3077 0.07247 65 49 12 4
2271 Judging by the sun, it’s 5:00 somewhere 1.3077 0.06657 78 59 14 5
2272 Now, that's a shame. With his audience, you'd think he'd have better material. 1.3077 0.05647 104 78 20 6
2273 I guess the universe is benevolent 1.3077 0.05859 78 56 20 2
2274 I’m OVER this moon. 1.3077 0.05127 104 75 26 3
2275 It’s that ole devil moon,again. 1.3077 0.06402 78 58 16 4
2276 The moon is trying to tell us how happy she is that Trump is gone. 1.3077 0.06657 78 59 14 5
2277 How did Bernie get up there? 1.3077 0.06907 65 48 14 3
2278 I see the emoonji is waning. 1.3077 0.05647 104 78 20 6
2279 Isn’t she too old to be using emojis? 1.3077 0.05479 104 77 22 5
2280 Looks like we just made it for happy hour. 1.3077 0.06136 78 57 18 3
2281 The sun setting on the Trump administration. 1.3077 0.06657 78 59 14 5
2282 Nice to see the Woman in the Moon tonight. 1.3071 0.04810 127 93 29 5
2283 Who's your wine dealer? 1.3071 0.05185 127 96 23 8
2284 Emoji unleashed. 1.3070 0.05305 114 85 23 6
2285 They predicted rain followed by LOL. 1.3070 0.05157 114 84 25 5
2286 He’s saying he wants to reveal his dark side. 1.3069 0.05217 101 73 25 3
2287 I believe he’s telling us what we want to hear, whatever that is. 1.3069 0.05758 101 76 19 6
2288 Those heavenly bodies know things they're not telling us. 1.3069 0.05023 101 72 27 2
2289 Wow. We really are drunk aren't we! 1.3069 0.05927 101 77 17 7
2290 How does the moon know that it's our third date? 1.3068 0.06334 88 67 15 6
2291 February. Lovers' Moon. Happy Valentine's Day! 1.3068 0.05682 88 64 21 3
2292 I bet he has gotten his shot 1.3068 0.06124 88 66 17 5
2293 I'm sure, Grace, that no one is aware that we're meeting behind our spouses' backs. 1.3068 0.06124 88 66 17 5
2294 You best believe ;) 1.3068 0.06537 88 68 13 7
2295 Think I must have grabbed a bottle of homemade sanitizer instead of the organic wine again. 1.3068 0.05907 88 65 19 4
2296 I know it looks like the moon, but... 1.3068 0.05202 88 62 25 1
2297 Well, this is emojional 1.3067 0.06288 75 55 17 3
2298 The moon is into its flirting phase! 1.3067 0.06569 75 56 15 4
2299 This is a lot of pressure for a first date. 1.3067 0.06837 75 57 13 5
2300 The Abyss isn't meant to wink back at you like that. 1.3063 0.05694 111 85 18 8
2301 Uh, if you’ll excuse us I think we have something to discuss in private. 1.3063 0.05245 111 82 24 5
2302 On the whole, I preferred the Northern Lights 1.3063 0.05245 111 82 24 5
2303 Trust me on this. That Cabernet needs to breathe a little more. 1.3063 0.04922 111 80 28 3
2304 If it nods too, I'm on the wagon." "And didn't Geo Booth do this better?" 1.3061 0.05876 98 74 18 6
2305 No, I am not into a ménage à trois. 1.3061 0.05876 98 74 18 6
2306 My sister claims that if you squint just right, you can see a face, but I can't quite get there. 1.3061 0.05876 98 74 18 6
2307 Will you look at that! Hank Aaron finally hit the moon in the eye, with a big pizza pie! 1.3061 0.05876 98 74 18 6
2308 I told you we have been watching too much Teletubbies 1.3061 0.05506 98 72 22 4
2309 I bet she does that to everybody 1.3061 0.05109 98 70 26 2
2310 Is it the wine, or is the man in the moon hitting on you? Josh G, Reno NV. 1.3059 0.06268 85 64 16 5
2311 Well now, there! If that doesn’t validate that you’ve still got ‘it,’ what will? 1.3059 0.05803 85 62 20 3
2312 A second full moon in a February leap year is called an Emoji Moon,but I don't really know why. 1.3059 0.06905 85 67 10 8
2313 I think it translates... tonight's the night. 1.3059 0.06040 85 63 18 4
2314 Now I’d rather see his dark side. 1.3059 0.05803 85 62 20 3
2315 Do you really think planet Earth is in on it? 1.3059 0.05557 85 61 22 2
2316 It’s the dawn of the digital age. 1.3059 0.05803 85 62 20 3
2317 Let's not get on his dark side. 1.3059 0.06040 85 63 18 4
2318 Something tells me we shouldn’t bet our bottom dollar, Larry. 1.3059 0.05803 85 62 20 3
2319 Hey, we always knew it was a joke, right? 1.3058 0.04817 121 88 29 4
2320 The expanding hole in the ozone layer has changed him into a sarcastic jerk. 1.3056 0.05497 108 81 21 6
2321 You just can’t escape these emojis—they’re EVERYwhere! 1.3056 0.06748 72 54 14 4
2322 What is it you want Mary? You want the moon? Well, it looks like you've already had the moon... 1.3056 0.07032 72 55 12 5
2323 Facebook went too far- 1.3056 0.05172 108 79 25 4
2324 Maybe China did more than take samples! 1.3056 0.05337 108 80 23 5
2325 I have a complicated relationship with God. 1.3056 0.05002 108 78 27 3
2326 I heard the artist put this one up for the caption competition because it's literally uncaptionable 1.3056 0.05172 108 79 25 4
2327 The sun also surprises. 1.3053 0.05810 95 71 19 5
2328 Sunny days are ahead... trust me... 1.3053 0.05200 95 68 25 2
2329 I suppose it's because it's always wine at sundown somewhere. 1.3053 0.05411 95 69 23 3
2330 Oh oh, the Man in the Moon is flirting with one of us but which one? 1.3053 0.05810 95 71 19 5
2331 Did the sun just wink at me?” “You think everything is about you, Tom. 1.3053 0.05411 95 69 23 3
2332 This path is usually quiet, but you can only see the smug side of the moon. 1.3053 0.05411 95 69 23 3
2333 Wow—China’s really just rubbing it in our faces now with those moon missions. 1.3053 0.05810 95 71 19 5
2334 Is it a good omen, or just the wine? 1.3049 0.06181 82 61 17 4
2335 Which mushrooms did you ferment? 1.3049 0.05933 82 60 19 3
2336 Oh my god, how did Elon Musk get The Moon to wink at us? 1.3049 0.06420 82 62 15 5
2337 He's smiling and I didn't even say cheese 1.3049 0.06181 82 61 17 4
2338 It always feels like someone’s watching us here. 1.3049 0.05401 82 58 23 1
2339 Can’t believe this is happening again. 1.3049 0.05673 82 59 21 2
2340 The Universe has plans for you. 1.3048 0.05434 105 78 22 5
2341 I’m suddenly feeling a bit pressured. How about you? 1.3048 0.05263 105 77 24 4
2342 You know, the moon only gets this full of itself once every fifteen years. 1.3048 0.05086 105 76 26 3
2343 I’ve definitely had too much to drink. I’m hallucinating that we’re allowed to see each other again and not stuck communicating by text message. 1.3048 0.05263 105 77 24 4
2344 It may still be unidentified, but at least it looks friendly." 1.3048 0.05434 105 78 22 5
2345 Mae, I think either that we have been in the mountains too long of that we have had too much wine 1.3043 0.04967 115 84 27 4
2346 Nope, I am not coming up tomorrow 1.3043 0.05517 92 67 22 3
2347 I mean, as long as we're three consenting adults... 1.3043 0.05729 92 68 20 4
2348 I prefer smiley phase 1.3043 0.04967 115 84 27 4
2349 Now even Mother Nature is using emojis... 1.3039 0.05536 102 76 21 5
2350 Actually, I don't find the smile all that contagious. 1.3039 0.05536 102 76 21 5
2351 I miss the old smiley-face emoji. 1.3039 0.05174 102 74 25 3
2352 I think he's coming on yo you! 1.3039 0.05358 102 75 23 4
2353 Do we wink back now? 1.3039 0.05877 102 78 17 7
2354 He's looking at me, not you. Still got it. 1.3039 0.05174 102 74 25 3
2355 I’ve been ignoring his texts. 1.3039 0.05536 102 76 21 5
2356 I think we're spending too much time on our phones. 1.3038 0.06071 79 58 18 3
2357 I know I said I would work on my jealousy, but... 1.3038 0.06332 79 59 16 4
2358 Is there anyone you don’t flirt with? 1.3038 0.06332 79 59 16 4
2359 Leave it to China to prove that theirs was not a faked landing. 1.3038 0.05797 79 57 20 2
2360 Fellin fine sippin moonshine 1.3036 0.05505 112 85 20 7
2361 I’m staring directly into the fucking sun. 1.3036 0.05357 112 84 22 6
2362 We came here to unplug and mother-frickin-nature is sending emojis! 1.3036 0.05205 112 83 24 5
2363 Who has been playing with a magic marker? 1.3036 0.06062 112 89 12 11
2364 I remember when skywriting was smoky cursive from a biplane. 1.3036 0.05649 112 86 18 8
2365 Okay, that was not funny. That was a long four years. 1.3036 0.05357 112 84 22 6
2366 I thought you said waning. 1.3034 0.05628 89 65 21 3
2367 So is he just another friend of yours from high school too? 1.3034 0.06065 89 67 17 5
2368 hang in there folks, just one more sleep until inauguration day 1.3034 0.06065 89 67 17 5
2369 Ok, time to cut back on the drinking! 1.3033 0.04923 122 90 27 5
2370 Maybe it's the wine, but is the moon flirting with me? 1.3030 0.05266 99 72 24 3
2371 This must be the sunny side of life. 1.3030 0.05644 99 74 20 5
2372 She's my SISTER! 1.3030 0.05644 99 74 20 5
2373 Either the moon is winking at me or he has stardust in his eyes! 1.3030 0.05644 99 74 20 5
2374 No, dear, not a lunatic. It has a lunar tick. 1.3030 0.05998 99 76 16 7
2375 He misunderstood when I said, "I love you to the moon and back". 1.3030 0.05644 99 74 20 5
2376 Wow, even the universe is using emojis now. 1.3030 0.05824 99 75 18 6
2377 What did you put in these drinks anyway? 1.3030 0.05644 99 74 20 5
2378 Yeah, I guess I saw that coming 1.3030 0.05266 99 72 24 3
2379 I haven’t seen that emoji before. 1.3028 0.04964 109 79 27 3
2380 At least it’s not a moon. 1.3028 0.05295 109 81 23 5
2381 He loves it when the stars align! 1.3028 0.05132 109 80 25 4
2382 There must be something in this tea because I swear the moon just winked at me. 1.3026 0.06494 76 57 15 4
2383 This month, its definitely not a Blue Moon. 1.3025 0.05000 119 88 26 5
2384 Goodnight Moon, huh? I see how it is. 1.3025 0.04856 119 87 28 4
2385 You have nothing to be jealous about, I promise. We never even kissed. 1.3025 0.05000 119 88 26 5
2386 Look at that smile...kinda makes me think the Man in the Moon just got laid. 1.3023 0.06421 86 66 14 6
2387 I expected a little more gravitas. 1.3023 0.05747 86 63 20 3
2388 I still prefer the old analog sun. 1.3023 0.05747 86 63 20 3
2389 If you think this is weird, you should seen her when she’s waning. 1.3023 0.05747 86 63 20 3
2390 Maybe we shouldn't have tried those mushrooms we found on the trail 1.3021 0.05946 96 73 17 6
2391 That means he knows we’ve been having more sex. 1.3021 0.05364 96 70 23 3
2392 I’m feeling a little inadequate, if that’s the man on the moon coming on to you Beth 1.3021 0.05758 96 72 19 5
2393 What did you put in our drinks! 1.3021 0.05946 96 73 17 6
2394 The Moon even knows! 1.3021 0.05946 96 73 17 6
2395 Adjusting to the transition even gives the moon fits. 1.3021 0.05758 96 72 19 5
2396 Now I know why they call this stuff “moonshine.” 1.3021 0.05364 96 70 23 3
2397 Did you just say 'Here's looking at you, kiddo!' to Dr. Biden? 1.3021 0.05758 96 72 19 5
2398 Maybe we should stop drinking? 1.3021 0.05565 96 71 21 4
2399 He looks good now. I don't ever want to see the day he feels blue. 1.3019 0.05555 106 80 20 6
2400 Do you think Neil Armstrong spilled the beans? 1.3019 0.05390 106 79 22 5
2401 My faith in humanity has waned. 1.3019 0.05046 106 77 26 3
2402 Felicity, when you invited me over to see a winking moon this wasn't what I was expecting!" 1.3017 0.05368 116 88 21 7
2403 With less pollution, it is amazing all the details we now see 1.3016 0.07379 63 48 11 4
2404 I could have sworn that emjoi just mooned me. 1.3014 0.06071 73 53 18 2
2405 I just love the harvest emoticon. 1.3014 0.06376 73 54 16 3
2406 Apparently, the moon landing was successful. 1.3014 0.06376 73 54 16 3
2407 This time something hit the moons eye 1.3014 0.06668 73 55 14 4
2408 Think the man in the moon had a little too much wine too... 1.3012 0.05617 83 60 21 2
2409 Oops! He's winking! I'm out of here!! 1.3012 0.06117 83 62 17 4
2410 I see a good moon rising. 1.3012 0.05617 83 60 21 2
2411 I'm pretty sure he's saying it's ok if we have sex. 1.3012 0.05872 83 61 19 3
2412 Do you feel like someone's watching us? 1.3012 0.06580 83 64 13 6
2413 Do you think the joke's on us? 1.3011 0.05467 93 68 22 3
2414 But if you try to take a picture it’s still just a dot. 1.3011 0.05677 93 69 20 4
2415 Isn’t that the same moon you were with last night ? 1.3011 0.05467 93 68 22 3
2416 Do you think he winks are everyone...or just us? 1.3011 0.05467 93 68 22 3
2417 Is this... amore? 1.3011 0.06264 93 72 14 7
2418 I’m looking forward to next month’s ever so silly tongue sticking out moon. 1.3011 0.05677 93 69 20 4
2419 Even though I’m dating some new, I still see her emojis everywhere I look 1.3011 0.05677 93 69 20 4
2420 We’re busted. He can tell it’s white Zinfandel from 238,900 miles away. 1.3011 0.06074 93 71 16 6
2421 I may lay off the micro dosing now that Trump has left the White House 1.3011 0.05467 93 68 22 3
2422 Always makes a fool of himself when he drinks. 1.3010 0.05490 103 77 21 5
2423 Those mushrooms we picked earlier... you sure they were safe? 1.3010 0.05314 103 76 23 4
2424 So, he winks when he’s full 1.3010 0.05827 103 79 17 7
2425 I'm suddenly in the mood for pizza and beer. 1.3009 0.05166 113 84 24 5
2426 I get the feeling I’m the only one not in on the joke. 1.3000 0.05795 90 67 19 4
2427 we've been staring at computer screens too long. 1.3000 0.05795 90 67 19 4
2428 That’s not Jackie Gleason. 1.3000 0.06211 90 69 15 6
2429 That really is a new moon! 1.3000 0.06222 70 51 17 2
2430 John am I drunk or is the moon hitting on me. Don't be silly Sarah...I'm obviously the one being hit on. 1.3000 0.05500 120 93 18 9
2431 Organic wine hits different. 1.3000 0.05412 100 74 22 4
2432 Do you have a feeling we're being watched? 1.3000 0.05093 110 81 25 4
2433 Do you believe in signs? 1.3000 0.05025 100 72 26 2
2434 Full Emojis are so romantic. 1.3000 0.04926 110 80 27 3
2435 I guess I am not the first with this idea. 1.3000 0.05254 110 82 23 5
2436 I think the Man in the Moon is getting lucky tonight! 1.3000 0.05596 100 75 20 5
2437 Did walmart buy the sky too? 1.3000 0.05795 90 67 19 4
2438 Great! It’s still happy hour 1.3000 0.05575 90 66 21 3
2439 As your friend, I think you can do better. He seems a little too full of himself. 1.3000 0.05795 90 67 19 4
2440 Do you think he knows we’re drinking moonshine? 1.3000 0.06222 70 51 17 2
2441 I think he approves of our hiking gear. 1.3000 0.06512 80 61 14 5
2442 But what kind of wink is it? 1.3000 0.05222 100 73 24 3
2443 December 31st 2019 1.3000 0.06007 90 68 17 5
2444 Just when we thought things were back to normal... 1.3000 0.05254 110 82 23 5
2445 How much did you put in the tea, Dear? 1.3000 0.06751 80 62 12 6
2446 - I think he is posing for a new emoji 1.2991 0.05465 117 90 19 8
2447 This optimism for Biden is a force to reckon with. 1.2991 0.05347 107 80 22 5
2448 Wow, on the eve of the inauguration, even the man in the moon seems happier. 1.2991 0.05667 107 82 18 7
2449 That is so 2020. 1.2991 0.05347 107 80 22 5
2450 Is he winking because it’s the beginning or the end? 1.2991 0.04641 107 76 30 1
2451 What a cheese ball. 1.2991 0.05180 107 79 24 4
2452 And this is where I like to be alone 1.2991 0.04827 107 77 28 2
2453 It’s only emoji moon..... 1.2990 0.05516 97 72 21 4
2454 Kinda sassy, dear. Let's moon 'em! 1.2990 0.05892 97 74 17 6
2455 Y’all can do your thang, I won’t watch... much. ;) 1.2990 0.05317 97 71 23 3
2456 The sun will come up tomorrow" Sure, but after the last 4 years, are you absolutely sure 1.2990 0.06072 97 75 15 7
2457 It’s crazy that people used to believe the sun was a semicolon and right parenthesis. 1.2990 0.05516 97 72 21 4
2458 Honestly, I’m just glad He didn’t send another eggplant emoji. 1.2989 0.05921 87 65 18 4
2459 Everybody's a comedian 1.2989 0.04936 87 61 26 0
2460 I think the edibles are kicking in. 1.2989 0.06356 87 67 14 6
2461 I always thought it was a 'waning' moon." 1.2989 0.05921 87 65 18 4
2462 My drone projector had to fly some distance for this. 1.2989 0.05691 87 64 20 3
2463 Well, I did warn you about Mom's moonshine recipe. 1.2989 0.06356 87 67 14 6
2464 The full-bodied red is fine...the full-of-itself moon I could do without. 1.2989 0.06143 87 66 16 5
2465 It is quite a rare phenomenon to catch the 'Dryish January Moon' at its peak' let's toast 1.2989 0.05691 87 64 20 3
2466 I was going to propose, but now I feel uncomfortable. 1.2987 0.06682 77 59 13 5
2467 I thought you said it was going to be just the two of us. 1.2987 0.06421 77 58 15 4
2468 So, is the Winking Face Phase before or after ROFL Phase? 1.2987 0.06682 77 59 13 5
2469 I don't care what you think, there's still something disconcerting about it. 1.2987 0.06421 77 58 15 4
2470 Sure, allow private space travel to the moon, they said. What could go wrong? 1.2987 0.06149 77 57 17 3
2471 Sweetheart, we made it happen tonight 1.2987 0.06149 77 57 17 3
2472 I told you this drink brings their best version out of everyone 1.2987 0.05865 77 56 19 2
2473 What; no drink for me? 1.2984 0.05119 124 94 23 7
2474 Do you ever think we might be living in a simulation? 1.2981 0.05271 104 77 23 4
2475 The Chinese did it. 1.2981 0.05445 104 78 21 5
2476 Don't look now, but I think he's checking you out. 1.2981 0.05445 104 78 21 5
2477 And that’s where the ;) emoji comes from, the mighty moon 1.2981 0.05445 104 78 21 5
2478 These emoji updates are getting outta hand 1.2981 0.05271 104 77 23 4
2479 He hasn’t stopped doing that since he took an asteroid for us in 2020. 1.2981 0.05778 104 80 17 7
2480 Well I guess that nixes the Green Cheese Theory. 1.2979 0.05825 94 71 18 5
2481 I'd have to say luv, she looks like a very cheeky pizza pie. 1.2979 0.05825 94 71 18 5
2482 Ah,the extremely rare Winky Moon is on full display tonight. 1.2979 0.06018 94 72 16 6
2483 Maybe I'm just gettin old, but I'm so nostalgic for the old moon. 1.2979 0.06205 94 73 14 7
2484 Don't be fooled. I saw one like that this time last year and you see how THAT turned out. 1.2979 0.05825 94 71 18 5
2485 Man, the ad budget for the 'Emoji Movie' sequel is out of control. 1.2979 0.05825 94 71 18 5
2486 Hey! What's with that wink? Is there something going on between you two? 1.2979 0.05418 94 69 22 3
2487 He's winking. No, I think he has something in his eye. No, he's definitely winking. Well, that's just creepy. 1.2979 0.05825 94 71 18 5
2488 Your phone’s screen is enormous! 1.2979 0.05625 94 70 20 4
2489 Is that wink benevolent or malevolent? 1.2979 0.04978 94 67 26 1
2490 Of course he’s smiling. It’s happy hour. 1.2979 0.05625 94 70 20 4
2491 I think this month it's called the Nudge Nudge moon. 1.2979 0.05825 94 71 18 5
2492 Sorry, Gladys. This isn’t Moonstruck and you’re NOT Cher. 1.2979 0.05625 94 70 20 4
2493 It could be the wine and the altitude talking, but I think he's flirting with you. 1.2979 0.05202 94 68 24 2
2494 Uh, I guess happy hour just hit a new high. 1.2976 0.05813 84 62 19 3
2495 He must know something we don’t 1.2976 0.06511 84 65 13 6
2496 That's the most beautiful semi-colon and end parenthesis I've ever seen. 1.2976 0.06287 84 64 15 5
2497 Look! Even the Moon knows that 2020 was a bad joke. 1.2976 0.05561 84 61 21 2
2498 I think the Ayahuasca is kicking in. 1.2975 0.04491 121 87 32 2
2499 I think it's going to take more than one night away to fix our screen time problem. 1.2973 0.06865 74 57 12 5
2500 According to our lawyers, it is okay if we sing “when the moon seems to wink like you had too much to drink that’s amour”. It has to be off key though. 1.2973 0.06590 74 56 14 4
2501 He thinks he's so clever to have thought of the term emoonji. 1.2973 0.06303 74 55 16 3
2502 My favorite, an emoji moon" 1.2973 0.06303 74 55 16 3
2503 If it sends me another kiss I swear to God i’m leaving. 1.2973 0.06590 74 56 14 4
2504 Are you sure you want to be romanced under the moonlight? 1.2973 0.05368 111 84 21 6
2505 Somebody's had too much to wink. 1.2973 0.05808 111 87 15 9
2506 Moon me.” - the moon ;) 1.2973 0.06303 74 55 16 3
2507 I don't know that a full moon should be so insolent. 1.2970 0.05548 101 76 20 5
2508 We definitely had too much to drink. 1.2970 0.05548 101 76 20 5
2509 Here's to ya 1.2970 0.05548 101 76 20 5
2510 See, God has a sense of humor. 1.2970 0.05548 101 76 20 5
2511 I was more comfortable before I realized it was watching us. 1.2970 0.04984 101 73 26 2
2512 I've never seen her before in my life! 1.2970 0.05548 101 76 20 5
2513 The right eye isn't available in your country👁️❌ 1.2969 0.04486 128 93 32 3
2514 Oh, that's right! Today was April first! 1.2967 0.05741 91 68 19 4
2515 He needs to do more than that to make me happy when skies are gray. 1.2967 0.06151 91 70 15 6
2516 The moon is waxing fresh tonight. 1.2967 0.06151 91 70 15 6
2517 good luck earth, moon will always be around 1.2967 0.05949 91 69 17 5
2518 You're right being drunk makes it less scary. 1.2967 0.05298 91 66 23 2
2519 Is it my imagination, or is the man in the moon winking at you? 1.2967 0.05949 91 69 17 5
2520 I knew I shouldn't have said anything to Mom. 1.2967 0.06151 91 70 15 6
2521 Is that wink for you or me? 1.2967 0.05524 91 67 21 3
2522 And this year, on January 20, it’s the “we-got-this” full moon. 1.2967 0.06151 91 70 15 6
2523 Hey guys, let’s talk about the flat earth theory. 1.2967 0.06151 91 70 15 6
2524 Have you ever considered an open relationship? 1.2967 0.05949 91 69 17 5
2525 Honey, when you wished our son would get in touch did you check the spelling? 1.2967 0.05524 91 67 21 3
2526 I’ll be back tomorrow, promise! 1.2967 0.05949 91 69 17 5
2527 Is he flirting or is it just something in his eye? 1.2963 0.06197 81 61 16 4
2528 Yes, sure I love you to the moon and back. 1.2963 0.05305 108 81 22 5
2529 I'm just going to assume someone dosed our wine. 1.2963 0.05943 81 60 18 3
2530 Now who's the crazy lunatic? 1.2963 0.05943 81 60 18 3
2531 I think he’s on to us” 1.2963 0.06197 81 61 16 4
2532 Good sign for post Trump future! 1.2963 0.05622 108 83 18 7
2533 That’s some waxing moon. 1.2963 0.05305 108 81 22 5
2534 Hmmm, what’s the difference between being facetious and being sarcastic? 1.2963 0.05305 108 81 22 5
2535 That's a little more subtle than a big pizza pie, but I'll take it. 1.2963 0.05465 108 82 20 6
2536 If winking moon the clouds enshroud, is thinking aloud allowed?" — Merlot Pino 1.2963 0.06442 81 62 14 5
2537 You WOULD think he’s winking at YOU! 1.2963 0.06197 81 61 16 4
2538 We have to stop drinking ! 1.2963 0.05465 108 82 20 6
2539 I'm the Man in the Moon,it's June,so where's the Spoon???? 1.2963 0.06197 81 61 16 4
2540 Don’t worry honey. He’s more than 6 feet away, he doesn’t need a mask. 1.2963 0.05943 81 60 18 3
2541 Does he know we’re not actually going to bathe in the moonlight? 1.2963 0.05622 108 83 18 7
2542 Wonder what he did to the old man. 1.2960 0.04823 125 93 27 5
2543 When you said this wine was strong, you weren't kidding. 1.2959 0.05272 98 72 23 3
2544 When did Amazon buy the moon? 1.2959 0.05840 98 75 17 6
2545 I'm a little concerned. He blew a kiss at me last night. 1.2959 0.05468 98 73 21 4
2546 Check out that guy eying you from across the galaxy. 1.2959 0.05657 98 74 19 5
2547 Yes it's true, He's GONE!! 1.2959 0.05468 98 73 21 4
2548 First his logo was a bat and now it’s a winky face... do you think Batman is trolling us? 1.2959 0.05272 98 72 23 3
2549 When you said you wanted a honeymoon, I thought you meant with me. 1.2957 0.04937 115 85 26 4
2550 Do you have your phone? 1.2957 0.05236 115 87 22 6
2551 Just a phase, I know a flirt when I see one. 1.2955 0.06082 88 67 16 5
2552 He's got stardust in his contacts again. 1.2955 0.05863 88 66 18 4
2553 When I wink, you think it’s gross. 1.2955 0.05636 88 65 20 3
2554 Don’t respond. That’s where lunatics come from. 1.2955 0.05399 88 64 22 2
2555 What's in these cool-aids? 1.2955 0.05863 88 66 18 4
2556 Maybe we should cut back to 6 glasses of wine a day. 1.2955 0.05863 88 66 18 4
2557 If that's not a sign of the end times I don't know what is 1.2955 0.05863 88 66 18 4
2558 No, I am not the one that is flirting! 1.2952 0.05228 105 78 23 4
2559 Nice to see the poop emoji has been replaced. 1.2952 0.05400 105 79 21 5
2560 ‘I get the feeling he knows something we don’t know’ 1.2952 0.05400 105 79 21 5
2561 Maybe if you wore less revealing clothes celestial bodies wouldn't flirt with you so much. 1.2951 0.05165 122 93 22 7
2562 Is it just me or is this the start of the next four years. 1.2949 0.06607 78 60 13 5
2563 I guess we just missed the jumping cow 1.2949 0.06854 78 61 11 6
2564 All these years, I've been drawing it wrong. 1.2949 0.06082 78 58 17 3
2565 The optimist in me says "It's hitting on me." The pessimist in me says: It's hitting on you. The realist in me says: "I have had too much to drink." 1.2949 0.05802 78 57 19 2
2566 I really hope it’s just the wine... 1.2949 0.05508 78 56 21 1
2567 I guess this is the upside of global warming. 1.2947 0.05157 95 69 24 2
2568 Another ex-boyfriend? 1.2947 0.05574 95 71 20 4
2569 I don't think I like you working night-shift anymore? 1.2947 0.05370 95 70 22 3
2570 Did he say when the cheese would get here? 1.2947 0.05962 95 73 16 6
2571 Does he do that when we're not drinking? 1.2947 0.05574 95 71 20 4
2572 Love, do you think the hand of providence had something to do with this election? 1.2947 0.05574 95 71 20 4
2573 Hey.. what kind of mushrooms did you say this was infused with? 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
2574 I guess the future really is bright! 1.2946 0.05016 112 83 25 4
2575 Is it just me, or are things looking up for everyone? 1.2946 0.05476 112 86 19 7
2576 Will wink for wine 1.2946 0.04853 112 82 27 3
2577 I guess the moon really is cheesy. 1.2941 0.06223 85 65 15 5
2578 It appears the eclipse has been eclipsed! 1.2941 0.06444 85 66 13 6
2579 This motherfucker... 1.2941 0.06007 102 80 14 8
2580 A romantic moonlight stroll seemed like a good idea until John realized it was the night of the Swinger’s Moon 1.2941 0.06658 85 67 11 7
2581 The moon is super cheesy tonight. 1.2941 0.05755 85 63 19 3
2582 Loook into my eye. 1.2941 0.05755 85 63 19 3
2583 I think it knows we are having an affair 1.2941 0.05755 85 63 19 3
2584 But it’s only a paper moon.” 1.2941 0.05501 102 77 20 5
2585 Now isn't this more fun than guessing faces in clouds? 1.2941 0.04944 102 74 26 2
2586 This IS good wine! 1.2941 0.06968 68 52 12 4
2587 Here’s to no longer sleeping with one eye open. Cheers to the next four years! 1.2941 0.06444 85 66 13 6
2588 It’s five o’clock somewhere. 1.2941 0.04944 102 74 26 2
2589 That's strange. I've never seen this emoji before. 1.2941 0.05993 85 64 17 4
2590 You never told me HE was your ex - how do you expect me to compete with him? 1.2936 0.05099 109 81 24 4
2591 Not here Fred, someone will see us! 1.2936 0.05099 109 81 24 4
2592 What kind of eclipse is that? 1.2936 0.05099 109 81 24 4
2593 I’m quitting my phone for a month. 1.2935 0.06473 92 73 11 8
2594 Hey pal,you keep winking at my girlfriend and your left eye is going to look like your right eye. 1.2935 0.06093 92 71 15 6
2595 So I guess this is the positive outlook 1.2935 0.05473 92 68 21 3
2596 I guess the ‘me too’ movement is still a few light years away from the man in the moon. 1.2935 0.05473 92 68 21 3
2597 This is how the world ends? 1.2935 0.05687 92 69 19 4
2598 Before we go any further, is there, is there something you want to tell me? 1.2935 0.05473 92 68 21 3
2599 Remember when you popped that bottle of champagne and yelled that loved me to the moon and back? 1.2935 0.05687 92 69 19 4
2600 ‘Is he flirting with us or is it the wine?’ 1.2935 0.05687 92 69 19 4
2601 Well, after the last few years, I’m not sure “just kidding” really works for me. 1.2933 0.06785 75 58 12 5
2602 Moonlit walks are not what they used to be since Facebook acquired their lunar emoji. 1.2933 0.06785 75 58 12 5
2603 Don't mind me. Just makin some moonshine. 1.2931 0.05478 116 90 18 8
2604 See, it's wine o'clock, can we drink now? 1.2931 0.05197 116 88 22 6
2605 Ironic, I can't seem to catch a wink when he's full of himself. 1.2931 0.05340 116 89 20 7
2606 Didn't I tell you it's all just a cosmic joke? 1.2929 0.05607 99 75 19 5
2607 Waning or, um, waxing poetic? 1.2929 0.05607 99 75 19 5
2608 Guess everyone's happy there's a new administration 1.2929 0.05026 99 72 25 2
2609 It wouldn't be make believe if you believed in me. 1.2929 0.05227 99 73 23 3
2610 It's the emoji moon, Japan landed men on the moon with 8000 ink pens. 1.2929 0.05788 99 76 17 6
2611 Is this sun of bitch gibbous winking at you again! 1.2929 0.05964 99 77 15 7
2612 I feel like we might be in a drug commercial 1.2929 0.05026 99 72 25 2
2613 I thought tonight was supposed to be a winking crescent 1.2929 0.05026 99 72 25 2
2614 It's not the same since Zuckerberg beat Musk in the space race. 1.2927 0.05881 82 61 18 3
2615 Maybe, somehow, involving Mister Rogers. 1.2927 0.05620 82 60 20 2
2616 Best emoji I’ve seen in a long time. 1.2927 0.05881 82 61 18 3
2617 What did you put in my wine 1.2927 0.05881 82 61 18 3
2618 Second glass of sterno? 1.2925 0.05522 106 81 19 6
2619 This could’ve been a text. 1.2925 0.05186 106 79 23 4
2620 Well regardless...that’s my last Long Island Iced Tea 1.2921 0.05582 89 66 20 3
2621 Who said there was no man on the moon? 1.2921 0.05348 89 65 22 2
2622 What did you put in the wine, darling?" "Shh, good stuff, don't ask. 1.2921 0.05582 89 66 20 3
2623 What did you say was in this? 1.2921 0.05582 89 66 20 3
2624 I complemented her once and now she won’t leave me alone all day. 1.2921 0.06231 89 69 14 6
2625 Are you helio-cinating too, Marg? 1.2921 0.05582 89 66 20 3
2626 My grip on reality continues to loosen, how about yours? 1.2921 0.05582 89 66 20 3
2627 The man in the moon’s already had a few! 1.2921 0.05348 89 65 22 2
2628 The emoji in the sky. 1.2921 0.05582 89 66 20 3
2629 What'll Walmart think of next? 1.2921 0.06628 89 71 10 8
2630 Huh. maybe I do spend too much time on my phone. 1.2921 0.05806 89 67 18 4
2631 Maybe we shouldn't have started that third bottle of pinot. 1.2920 0.04978 113 84 25 4
2632 Is that a man or a woman flirting, and with whom? 1.2920 0.05286 113 86 21 6
2633 I miss the old days. 1.2917 0.06076 72 53 17 2
2634 See, Bob, even the sun has learned how to use emojis during quarantine. 1.2917 0.05524 96 72 20 4
2635 It looks like we're in third grade art class again. 1.2917 0.05524 96 72 20 4
2636 Hmm...Seems more like piacere than amore. 1.2917 0.05524 96 72 20 4
2637 I dunno -- how far is a happy face going to take us? 1.2917 0.05322 96 71 22 3
2638 I can’t tell if the sun is winking, or I’m being blinded by staring at it. 1.2917 0.05524 96 72 20 4
2639 I believe tonight we bear witness to a new moon... the emoji moon 1.2917 0.06689 72 55 13 4
2640 I think Facebook's satellites program might be going too far. 1.2917 0.06390 72 54 15 3
2641 The moon looks like an emoonji tonight,dear. 1.2913 0.05278 103 77 22 4
2642 I got it," she winked. 1.2913 0.05455 103 78 20 5
2643 Can you believe what was possible after we put scientists in charge? 1.2913 0.05094 103 76 24 3
2644 Oh look, it’s an emoji moon. 1.2911 0.06016 79 59 17 3
2645 Wow! You really are in tune with your cycle! 1.2911 0.06016 79 59 17 3
2646 😉, Can we have some privacy now? 1.2911 0.06280 79 60 15 4
2647 I'm not oblivious, honey, and anyway, even after two glasses of wine that's clearly THREE UFOs! 1.2911 0.06280 79 60 15 4
2648 Is he winking at me or you? 1.2909 0.05379 110 84 20 6
2649 You don't suppose that the Man in the Moon is coming on to you..." 1.2907 0.05698 86 64 19 3
2650 Don’t worry, he won’t be Full of himself for another month. 1.2907 0.05698 86 64 19 3
2651 I’m online too much. I see emojis everywhere! 1.2907 0.05933 86 65 17 4
2652 Wow Julie, even the moon thinks we should be together 1.2907 0.06378 86 67 13 6
2653 I really enjoyed the Great Conjunction BUT this is really something. 1.2907 0.06159 86 66 15 5
2654 I think it approves of day-drinking 1.2903 0.05423 93 69 21 3
2655 Blood-red moon, eh? Now what could that be about? 1.2903 0.05423 93 69 21 3
2656 Keep winking and you'll see my dark side, buddy. 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
2657 How could you eclipse that? 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
2658 The moon has been amorous all weekend but I think it’s just a phase. 1.2903 0.07411 62 48 10 4
2659 This wasn't exactly what I had in mind when the weather lady said the sun would be smiling down on us today. 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
2660 Is it more like the sky is in sleep mode, or power-saving mode? 1.2900 0.04777 100 72 27 1
2661 Encouragement or post-COVID trauma? 1.2900 0.06079 100 79 13 8
2662 I think it means, "Trump was a joke." 1.2900 0.05911 100 78 15 7
2663 At least he didn't moon you. 1.2900 0.05374 100 75 21 4
2664 Is it the Pinot or pareidolia? 1.2900 0.05738 100 77 17 6
2665 He's just trying to be cute. 1.2900 0.05559 100 76 19 5
2666 I hope this isn't good-bye. 1.2899 0.06879 69 53 12 4
2667 Wow, your ex-boyfriend is really good with emojis. 1.2899 0.06879 69 53 12 4
2668 No, of course I didn't spike your drink. 1.2899 0.06879 69 53 12 4
2669 Maybe there is something to this global warming thing? 1.2897 0.05635 107 83 17 7
2670 Your problems do not look so bad from this distance. 1.2897 0.05145 107 80 23 4
2671 Great! Now even the moon is displaying emojis. 1.2897 0.05635 107 83 17 7
2672 So much for any frolicking. 1.2897 0.05145 107 80 23 4
2673 Perhaps Elon Musk does have too much money. 1.2897 0.05145 107 80 23 4
2674 I feel like it’s mocking me. 1.2897 0.05145 107 80 23 4
2675 Martha.. how old did you say this merlot was? 1.2897 0.04970 107 79 25 3
2676 Mr. Emoji Risin’. 1.2895 0.06963 76 60 10 6
2677 Does he know something I don't know? 1.2895 0.05562 76 55 20 1
2678 Darling, that's the first time he's winked since January 2016! 1.2895 0.06706 76 59 12 5
2679 He is cute, but long distance romances are hard when you can only see him once a month. 1.2895 0.06439 76 58 14 4
2680 My Pisces Moon is getting out of hand tonight 1.2895 0.06160 76 57 16 3
2681 The disingenuous smiley was less unsettling. Now it's just being sarcastic. 1.2892 0.06068 83 63 16 4
2682 Is it the wine, or is that moon too full of himself? 1.2892 0.06534 83 65 12 6
2683 I just assumed he was your friend. 1.2892 0.05821 83 62 18 3
2684 Hasn't Botox done wonders for his craters? 1.2892 0.05821 83 62 18 3
2685 We shouldn't have bought these drinks from that old VW van. 1.2892 0.06068 83 63 16 4
2686 I’m sincerely sorry. Sincerely. 1.2892 0.05821 83 62 18 3
2687 So, there is a God. And she's into emojis." Jan Zlotnick, West Caldwell, N 1.2892 0.05821 83 62 18 3
2688 is the moon winking at me?” “This wine must be too strong. 1.2892 0.05821 83 62 18 3
2689 It’s that a waxing or a winking moon? 1.2892 0.06068 83 63 16 4
2690 the universe winks in mysterious ways 1.2892 0.06755 83 66 10 7
2691 I thought we agreed no texting. 1.2892 0.05821 83 62 18 3
2692 I think he's hot for you. 1.2889 0.05529 90 67 20 3
2693 How did he know we're on our honeymoon? 1.2889 0.05299 90 66 22 2
2694 Do you think that's the face he used for his tinder app? 1.2889 0.05964 90 69 16 5
2695 Looks like a freshly waxed moon tonight. 1.2889 0.05299 90 66 22 2
2696 We're being winked at by a moonshadow. 1.2889 0.05299 90 66 22 2
2697 So, we actually ARE in on it?? 1.2889 0.05299 90 66 22 2
2698 Don't worry - be happy. I'll be back tomorrow. 1.2889 0.05751 90 68 18 4
2699 No mask! Thank goodness were more than 6 feet away! 1.2889 0.06369 90 71 12 7
2700 It's probably just some moon dust in his eye, but even if it weren't I don't think there's any reason to believe he's winking at you. 1.2889 0.05751 90 68 18 4
2701 He's been dipping into that moonshine again 1.2889 0.05299 90 66 22 2
2702 It's trying to smile for us but got stuck buffering. 1.2889 0.05529 90 67 20 3
2703 We always suspectd that these last 4 years were a farce. 1.2889 0.05529 90 67 20 3
2704 Should we argue over this message too? 1.2889 0.06170 90 70 14 6
2705 I guess we've officially hit our limit... 1.2889 0.05529 90 67 20 3
2706 Dan, I want a divorce. 1.2887 0.05855 97 75 16 6
2707 Usually port just makes me fart. 1.2887 0.05668 97 74 18 5
2708 Wait, the moon can see us too? 1.2887 0.05668 97 74 18 5
2709 When Gen Z takes over the bat signal 1.2887 0.05668 97 74 18 5
2710 Looks like tonight’s a full swoon. 1.2887 0.05668 97 74 18 5
2711 Yeah, like she doesn't do that for everyone. 1.2885 0.04668 104 75 28 1
2712 Now that’s a blue moon. 1.2885 0.05409 104 79 20 5
2713 Sunnier days forcast for at least the next four years. 1.2885 0.05744 104 81 16 7
2714 You told me it was a one-time thing. 1.2885 0.05234 104 78 22 4
2715 A Moon winking at us cannot be Real. Didn’t you say the same thing about Trump winning? 1.2885 0.05409 104 79 20 5
2716 When you shot for the moon I think you may have put it’s eye out 1.2885 0.04668 104 75 28 1
2717 Aliens have been writing things in our field again 1.2881 0.04830 118 88 26 4
2718 I think he’s telling us we’ve had enough. 1.2879 0.07084 66 51 11 4
2719 I got a text that said there was going to be a full emoonji tonight. 1.2879 0.07084 66 51 11 4
2720 I believe he knows something we don't. 1.2877 0.06609 73 56 13 4
2721 Pay no attention : it's one of their private jokes with Venus and Mars 1.2877 0.06891 73 57 11 5
2722 That’s a not so subtle light (satellite). 1.2877 0.06609 73 56 13 4
2723 If that's the man in the moon, he's too full of himself. 1.2875 0.06462 80 62 13 5
2724 That's a sun-hither look if I've ever seen one. 1.2875 0.06212 80 61 15 4
2725 Why, a sideways semicolon and close parenthesis. Why do you ask? 1.2875 0.05680 80 59 19 2
2726 Even the Moon is happy with the Biden-Harris win! 1.2875 0.06212 80 61 15 4
2727 You should have seen the moon last week when it was waxing. 1.2875 0.06462 80 62 13 5
2728 Don't you think we should cut back on our screen time? 1.2875 0.06212 80 61 15 4
2729 How long has this wine been sitting out again? 1.2875 0.05952 80 60 17 3
2730 When I asked the moon for a joke I didn’t expect it to show its dark side 1.2875 0.06212 80 61 15 4
2731 I guess the universe is using emojis now. 1.2874 0.05874 87 66 17 4
2732 I’m through, Janice. I just can’t compete. Who could? 1.2874 0.05642 87 65 19 3
2733 Well, it isn’t what I thought Elon Musk would put there, but I like it. 1.2874 0.05400 87 64 21 2
2734 Hey, honey, are you feeling as emojinal as I am? 1.2874 0.05642 87 65 19 3
2735 I could go for a nice slice of cheese right now. 1.2874 0.06313 87 68 13 6
2736 Maybe he does know but he can’t tell.” 1.2872 0.05374 94 70 21 3
2737 I'm glad you can't hear what the dark side is saying. 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
2738 Honey did you add anything different to the drink? 1.2872 0.05784 94 72 17 5
2739 I'd be snarky too, if I was 238,900 miles away from here. 1.2872 0.05784 94 72 17 5
2740 I never really get that one, do you? 1.2872 0.05157 94 69 23 2
2741 I told you mulling the wine with pine needles would lead to hallucinations! 1.2872 0.05374 94 70 21 3
2742 I've been thinking about opening up our marriage. 1.2872 0.05978 94 73 15 6
2743 I'm just hoping God doesn't find the poop emoji. 1.2872 0.05374 94 70 21 3
2744 Yeah, he knows you- and you told me you had never been mooned. 1.2872 0.05784 94 72 17 5
2745 How much wine did we drink? 1.2872 0.05374 94 70 21 3
2746 Maybe we shouldn’t have kicked him off Twitter. 1.2872 0.05978 94 73 15 6
2747 That’s just so predictably cheesy. 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
2748 I don’t get the joke 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
2749 Do you ever feel like the world is laughing at you? 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
2750 Do you think it knows something we don’t? 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
2751 That can’t be good, right? 1.2871 0.05688 101 78 17 6
2752 Good omen? Bad omen? I never know what these things mean. 1.2871 0.05139 101 75 23 3
2753 Is it the wine or is the Man on the Moon getting overly familiar? 1.2871 0.05328 101 76 21 4
2754 Yeah, pretty good thanks. Yourself? 1.2871 0.05328 101 76 21 4
2755 Looks like the Man in the Moon likes you. 1.2871 0.05328 101 76 21 4
2756 I think our relationship just went viral. 1.2871 0.05328 101 76 21 4
2757 I’d be drinking if I lived on earth too 1.2871 0.05511 101 77 19 5
2758 At least it didn’t moon us. 1.2870 0.05589 108 84 17 7
2759 So that’s what the icon on the black screen is! 1.2870 0.05104 108 81 23 4
2760 What do you think it knows that we don't know? 1.2870 0.05057 115 87 23 5
2761 You think she has a Tinder account? 1.2870 0.04904 115 86 25 4
2762 Dammit, we'd better head inside, all the flirty werewolves will be on the prowl tonight.. 1.2869 0.05137 122 94 21 7
2763 I guess things are looking up. 1.2857 0.06005 84 64 16 4
2764 Life Imitating Emoji 1.2857 0.05191 105 79 22 4
2765 Does the wink automatically enroll us in QAnon? 1.2857 0.06366 77 59 14 4
2766 Someone's thirsty for likes... 1.2857 0.05906 91 70 16 5
2767 If the moon is winking at you, you may be suffering from “emoji vision.” The most common cause is countless hours in virtual meetings. 1.2857 0.06239 84 65 14 5
2768 If it winks, it’s a GIF. 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
2769 This is only our second glass” 1.2857 0.06629 77 60 12 5
2770 How did he know I was trying to ply you with alcohol? 1.2857 0.05618 98 75 18 5
2771 Ok, maybe there is something in the fruit punch. 1.2857 0.05012 91 66 24 1
2772 So would you consider this waning or waxing? 1.2857 0.05477 91 68 20 3
2773 Don't be fooled -- he's a fusion bomb on the inside. 1.2857 0.06366 77 59 14 4
2774 I think Venus is within his sights. 1.2857 0.06793 70 54 12 4
2775 He’s annoying when he’s full of himself. 1.2857 0.06005 84 64 16 4
2776 Is that a moonlit flirtatious wink or an after-dark horror film wink? 1.2857 0.05696 91 69 18 4
2777 You can really see the emoji on the moon tonight. 1.2857 0.05477 91 68 20 3
2778 Even the moon wants to fuck my wife! 1.2857 0.05533 105 81 18 6
2779 I really wish we had some cheese. 1.2857 0.06154 98 78 12 8
2780 Not sure if this is Global Warming or Global Warming Up 1.2857 0.05230 98 73 22 3
2781 That's the biggest, brightest Emoji I have ever seen! 1.2857 0.06005 84 64 16 4
2782 Just a little cataract surgery. I guess the depleted ozone layer isn't doing me any favors either! 1.2857 0.05804 77 57 18 2
2783 I think we left the blinds open in the bedroom again. 1.2857 0.06239 84 65 14 5
2784 What kind of cheese did you say that was? 1.2857 0.05445 112 87 18 7
2785 I have the slightest feeling something bad is about to happen. 1.2857 0.05696 91 69 18 4
2786 This is a sign we've had too much to drink. 1.2857 0.05804 77 57 18 2
2787 That explains what happened to the rest of our wine. 1.2857 0.05230 98 73 22 3
2788 What did you put in this wine, Marjorie?" 1.2857 0.05502 77 56 20 1
2789 Honey, I think we have been spending too much time on our phones.... 1.2857 0.07307 63 49 10 4
2790 Big tech DOES run it all! 1.2857 0.05696 91 69 18 4
2791 It just feels like sometimes nature is personally speaking to you. 1.2857 0.05250 91 67 22 2
2792 Space Force is on Duty Tonight 1.2857 0.05250 91 67 22 2
2793 Maybe it's a omen we should cut back on the wine a bit before sunrise. 1.2857 0.06366 77 59 14 4
2794 Obviously he's heard about that new impact crater. 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
2795 Wow, even the sun is smiling. 1.2857 0.05618 98 75 18 5
2796 Did the moon have anything to drink? Cause I’m sure she’s winking at me. 1.2857 0.05507 84 62 20 2
2797 I never expected 2020 to end this way. 1.2857 0.05427 98 74 20 4
2798 You may be over the moon for me, but it looks like the moon isn't over you. 1.2857 0.06091 77 58 16 3
2799 Look honey, it’s the eye in the sky. 1.2857 0.05083 119 91 22 6
2800 So is Orion’s Belt just an emoji, too? 1.2857 0.06629 77 60 12 5
2801 You let your ozone down one time and it’s all he can think about. 1.2857 0.05696 91 69 18 4
2802 ‘Ugh even the moon’s a pervert; I hate this year’ 1.2857 0.05230 98 73 22 3
2803 It’s like he knows what we’re doing to the planet. 1.2857 0.05477 91 68 20 3
2804 See, God doesn’t even know how to use a semicolon. 1.2857 0.05240 84 61 22 1
2805 Hon, look! You can see the dark side! 1.2857 0.05906 91 70 16 5
2806 Ugh, these late night ‘You up?’ messages are getting ridiculous. 1.2857 0.06629 77 60 12 5
2807 Did you buy that wine from Oregon again? 1.2845 0.04868 116 87 25 4
2808 That's the third man that's winked at you tonight. 1.2844 0.04893 109 81 25 3
2809 Even the moon is going meta. 1.2844 0.04893 109 81 25 3
2810 I'm watchin'! 1.2844 0.05229 109 83 21 5
2811 Rest assured your wife is fast asleep at home while you are staying up late to finish work on this business trip. 1.2844 0.05229 109 83 21 5
2812 Honey, what did we just agree to? 1.2844 0.05229 109 83 21 5
2813 Tis emoji business has just gone too far. 1.2843 0.05639 102 79 17 6
2814 Hey marge- you ever notice they always save the garbage drawings for these caption contests? 1.2843 0.05639 102 79 17 6
2815 Well,I guess this is the spot where Pink Floyd came up with the title of their lesser known album. The Winking Side of the Moon. 1.2842 0.05325 95 71 21 3
2816 I can't tell if I'm being mocked, or if this is a global phenomenon. 1.2842 0.05532 95 72 19 4
2817 I think that last lunar landing left some wine behind. 1.2842 0.05325 95 71 21 3
2818 I told you someone was watching us... 1.2842 0.05532 95 72 19 4
2819 It’s laughing at us cause now we’re stuck with the neoliberals 1.2842 0.05731 95 73 17 5
2820 It seemed more appropriate than ‘Will you marry me Alice’ for a second date. 1.2842 0.05111 95 70 23 2
2821 See, everything is going to be alright. 1.2842 0.05731 95 73 17 5
2822 Looks like God is using his emojis again 1.2842 0.05532 95 72 19 4
2823 Oh great. Now it’s LGBTQ and S. 1.2841 0.05098 88 64 23 1
2824 I thought there would be a fresh moon tonight 1.2841 0.05816 88 67 17 4
2825 I think the bat-signal is more impressive, but maybe Smiley-man can save the planet. 1.2841 0.05098 88 64 23 1
2826 He's looking at you, Babe. 1.2841 0.05816 88 67 17 4
2827 I guess we should have paid closer attention when they talked about commercializing space travel. 1.2841 0.05587 88 66 19 3
2828 It's not over ! 1.2841 0.05348 88 65 21 2
2829 I think he’s assuming we’re a couple! 1.2841 0.05816 88 67 17 4
2830 Do you come here often? 1.2841 0.05587 88 66 19 3
2831 If it's warning us about an apocalypse, I wish it would be more specific 1.2841 0.06249 88 69 13 6
2832 I didn't think the universal judgement would be so facetious. 1.2841 0.05587 88 66 19 3
2833 I think he's up to something ... 1.2841 0.05816 88 67 17 4
2834 Maybe in Vermont it's more romantic. 1.2841 0.05587 88 66 19 3
2835 I told you the sun was in Aquarius 1.2841 0.05098 88 64 23 1
2836 Micro-dose LSD, they said! It’s good for you, they said! 1.2841 0.05816 88 67 17 4
2837 Pretend I'm not here. 1.2841 0.05816 88 67 17 4
2838 You never told me you had a sun. 1.2840 0.06145 81 62 15 4
2839 Now, that's The Man In The Moon, I used to know. 1.2840 0.05620 81 60 19 2
2840 When the moon winks his eye on that big pizza pie, that's amore. 1.2840 0.05889 81 61 17 3
2841 Not as romantic as I'd hoped, but at least it's not an eggplant. 1.2840 0.06145 81 62 15 4
2842 I would say no one would believe us, but we just survived 2020 1.2840 0.05889 81 61 17 3
2843 I don’t remember Dean Martin singing about this one. 1.2840 0.05339 81 59 21 1
2844 I think our sun's friend is mooning us 1.2840 0.06391 81 63 13 5
2845 He seems so congenial. Too bad he has a dark side. 1.2838 0.06531 74 57 13 4
2846 Do ya think we'll learn to see an 'Emoji in the Moon' without drinking a bottle of wine first? 1.2838 0.06241 74 56 15 3
2847 The emoji you texted to describe this sunset was frighteningly accurate. 1.2836 0.06660 67 51 13 3
2848 You were saying something about how the simulation is broken? 1.2836 0.06660 67 51 13 3
2849 Great Moon, a toast to my June. Do not be a goon, or try to impugn this cartoon to most certain ruin. 1.2836 0.06660 67 51 13 3
2850 Yes... but let's not tell Steig about it, OK? 1.2832 0.04944 113 85 24 4
2851 Now everything's been turned into a damn emoji. 1.2830 0.05149 106 80 22 4
2852 He does that to everybody. 1.2830 0.05149 106 80 22 4
2853 When did they add emojis to the moon? 1.2828 0.05568 99 76 18 5
2854 Even the moon wants us to ... "just do it!" 1.2828 0.05185 99 74 22 3
2855 So, basically any emoji you send from your phone will display right there on the moon. Of course, the projector had to replace South Dakota, but it's a small price to pay. 1.2828 0.05568 99 76 18 5
2856 It's time to try a factory reset. 1.2828 0.05568 99 76 18 5
2857 That emoji's so 2010. 1.2828 0.05380 99 75 20 4
2858 We should put that on a t-shirt! 1.2828 0.05380 99 75 20 4
2859 I’m not sure I like this whole moonmoji thing. 1.2828 0.05750 99 77 16 6
2860 Who’s your friend? 1.2828 0.05185 99 74 22 3
2861 A wink to the cynic and a smile for the hopeful a new America rises. 1.2828 0.05750 99 77 16 6
2862 Let’s not risk it - he’s winking! 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
2863 I'm only winking because Jules Verne's rocket is still stuck in my eye. I really don't care what you two do. 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
2864 Is he winking at you or me ? 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
2865 We're being trolled! 1.2826 0.04967 92 67 24 1
2866 That's not exactly what I had in mind for a moonlight serenade. 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
2867 I told you life is just a big joke. 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
2868 See you tomorrow? 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
2869 Oh, damn, that reminds me - your retina doctor called and said he wants to see you ASAP. 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
2870 It's OK, your wife is in quarantine 1.2826 0.05202 92 68 22 2
2871 No, I don’t know what kind of “wine” this is, Dolores. Sometimes I wish you would simply just enjoy nature. 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
2872 Yeah, it's scary, but at least it's not Comic Sans. 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
2873 Somehow I thought the end-times would have more brimstone and fewer emojis 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
2874 Yes, this has all been one big joke ... 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
2875 It is...flirting with us? 1.2824 0.05944 85 65 16 4
2876 Better a wink than a moon.... 1.2824 0.05944 85 65 16 4
2877 The moon looks full... Of confidence today 1.2824 0.05189 85 62 22 1
2878 Hi there, Wynken. We'll be your Blynken and Nod for the evening. Hic. 1.2824 0.06175 85 66 14 5
2879 Did he just hack the tides? 1.2824 0.05703 85 64 18 3
2880 Call me crazy, but do you think that Jeff Bezos is behind this? 1.2824 0.05944 85 65 16 4
2881 Let’s stop drinking before we see the poop emoji. 1.2824 0.05452 85 63 20 2
2882 Really Ethel, you're the only woman I've ever loved. 1.2824 0.06175 85 66 14 5
2883 Waxing audacious. 1.2824 0.06175 85 66 14 5
2884 Tell me you see Charlie Brown winking too. 1.2821 0.05741 78 58 18 2
2885 I guess the moon is cheesy after-all. 1.2821 0.06294 78 60 14 4
2886 soo... uh... anything interesting happening with you? 1.2818 0.05024 110 83 23 4
2887 Who'd have guessed? It's even creepier than it was on the pumpkin or snowman." 1.2817 0.06401 71 54 14 3
2888 It was an eggplant one second ago. 1.2817 0.06708 71 55 12 4
2889 Hiking at night with red wine is making me feel a bit loony. 1.2817 0.06708 71 55 12 4
2890 Under the masher moon. 1.2816 0.05418 103 79 19 5
2891 well, my job is done for now! you take it from here, pal. 1.2816 0.05239 103 78 21 4
2892 And to think...If we hadn't landing on the Moon, it still would have had two eyes. 1.2812 0.06052 96 76 13 7
2893 Saw you here last night with a different one; I start new once a month myself. 1.2812 0.05868 96 75 15 6
2894 I'm shuddering to think of what he knows that we don't. 1.2812 0.07206 64 50 10 4
2895 Judy,I think the Man In The Moon might be hitting on you. 1.2812 0.05678 96 74 17 5
2896 It's strange. We're completely alone and yet I still think that someone is third wheeling us. 1.2812 0.05482 96 73 19 4
2897 Oh, Stella. I'm so moved to see the emoji in the moon with you. 1.2812 0.05868 96 75 15 6
2898 I only hope he's winking at you. 1.2812 0.05482 96 73 19 4
2899 Wait a second...is this really wine we are drinking? 1.2812 0.05482 96 73 19 4
2900 A wink, so whaddya think? Perhaps we've had too much to drink? 1.2812 0.05678 96 74 17 5
2901 Don't be silly, Alfred. Whoever heard of a "Woman-in-the-Moon?' 1.2812 0.05868 96 75 15 6
2902 This winkleberry wine pairs well with cheese. 1.2812 0.05868 96 75 15 6
2903 I asked for a sign that 2021 would be a better year, but I can’t say this was what I expected 1.2812 0.07206 64 50 10 4
2904 These days it feels like God is just phoning it in." 1.2809 0.05533 89 67 19 3
2905 It’s a half-joking, full-earnest moon. 1.2809 0.05759 89 68 17 4
2906 A signal that God is a Democrat, the Biden administration is in the White House! 1.2809 0.05977 89 69 15 5
2907 Do you think it saw where we stashed the body? 1.2809 0.05533 89 67 19 3
2908 I bet he's the one who left the bottle by the tree. 1.2809 0.05977 89 69 15 5
2909 Don't worry using emojis is just a phase the moon is goingthrough. 1.2809 0.05977 89 69 15 5
2910 Natural wine hits different 1.2809 0.05533 89 67 19 3
2911 I think he started drinking before we got here. 1.2807 0.05361 114 89 18 7
2912 Hey darling, ever felt like ditching the wine to try some moonshine? 1.2807 0.05063 114 87 22 5
2913 I think he's had one Moon Juice too many. 1.2805 0.06322 82 64 13 5
2914 I did not expect him to show up on our honey moon. 1.2805 0.05562 82 61 19 2
2915 We should have brought the bottle. 1.2805 0.06322 82 64 13 5
2916 You don't think emojis are kind of tacky? 1.2805 0.06322 82 64 13 5
2917 It’s 80 degrees and horny today. 1.2805 0.06322 82 64 13 5
2918 Just so you know, we had a back-up celestial event planned in case that whole democracy thing didn't work out. 1.2805 0.05562 82 61 19 2
2919 See even the man in the moon is glad to see Joe! 1.2805 0.06079 82 63 15 4
2920 Is this the template for a new emoji? 1.2805 0.05827 82 62 17 3
2921 Yeah, now he’s just toying with us. 1.2805 0.06079 82 63 15 4
2922 I know stars twinkle, but I never heard of this! 1.2804 0.04560 107 78 28 1
2923 Wow, I guess it really is made of cheese. 1.2804 0.05602 107 84 16 7
2924 No,can't say I ever thought the moon had a gift for irony. 1.2800 0.05333 100 76 20 4
2925 I think I had enough mushroom wine for today 1.2800 0.05333 100 76 20 4
2926 I wonder what he knows that we don't. 1.2800 0.06169 75 57 15 3
2927 I see, he’s winking at you...Do you fancy him? 1.2800 0.05140 100 75 22 3
2928 It’s a sign! 1.2800 0.06454 75 58 13 4
2929 I'd like to think the universe is telling us it's all good. 1.2800 0.05554 75 55 19 1
2930 The inauguration was a hoax? 1.2800 0.06169 75 57 15 3
2931 Moon too? 1.2800 0.04731 100 73 26 1
2932 Are you sure this is just wine? 1.2800 0.05140 100 75 22 3
2933 Speaking of gazing, you really should pull down your window shades at night. 1.2800 0.05333 100 76 20 4
2934 You think that’s special? Wait ‘til Venus appears. 1.2800 0.05700 100 78 16 6
2935 Either he has something in his eye, or this tea is stronger than I thought." 1.2796 0.05376 93 70 20 3
2936 It makes me feel a bit less anxious. 1.2796 0.05590 93 71 18 4
2937 We're here all week! Try the veal. 1.2796 0.05590 93 71 18 4
2938 Is it me, or is the Man in the Moon being a third wheel? 1.2796 0.05154 93 69 22 2
2939 One of God's emoticons. What a thoughtful Guy. 1.2796 0.05376 93 70 20 3
2940 I think we just got mooned. 1.2796 0.06185 93 74 12 7
2941 ‘So, this is the new Banksy...’ 1.2796 0.06185 93 74 12 7
2942 I’ll take this any day over an insurrection. 1.2796 0.05993 93 73 14 6
2943 Are you sure these are mocktails? 1.2796 0.04922 93 68 24 1
2944 Is this another one of those “this only happens once every 85 years” things? 1.2796 0.05590 93 71 18 4
2945 Guess the universe had to adapt its outreach methods for Gen Z. 1.2796 0.05376 93 70 20 3
2946 No, I don't think the moon looks "sort of like it's flirting" with you. 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
2947 I think he's flirting with you, Rachel." 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
2948 I'm so over the moon. 1.2793 0.04985 111 84 23 4
2949 Now you know why Absinthe should be illegal again. 1.2791 0.05646 86 65 18 3
2950 I keep getting the weird feeling that’s Trumps ass. 1.2791 0.05883 86 66 16 4
2951 Relax, it's just an atmospheric distortion. 1.2791 0.05646 86 65 18 3
2952 The Earth just 'hearted' one of their pictures on Facebook. 1.2791 0.05646 86 65 18 3
2953 Somehow it seems a little less impactful when there aren't 5 of them. 1.2791 0.06111 86 67 14 5
2954 I don’t know exactly what Elon Musk did up there but last night it was the emoji with the tongue out 1.2791 0.05646 86 65 18 3
2955 Sun is not the only thing coming up. 1.2791 0.05646 86 65 18 3
2956 Apparently she got tired of 'the Man in the Moon' bit. 1.2791 0.05883 86 66 16 4
2957 Cheer up humans 1.2791 0.05646 86 65 18 3
2958 We should have asked for directions. 1.2791 0.05883 86 66 16 4
2959 And I thought we had too much to drink... 1.2791 0.05646 86 65 18 3
2960 Well, I guess Apple finally went through with the purchase. 1.2791 0.05883 86 66 16 4
2961 I think they loaded the wrong emoji? 1.2788 0.05012 104 78 23 3
2962 Here's mud in your eye. 1.2788 0.05012 104 78 23 3
2963 Maybe it's the wine." 1.2788 0.05372 104 80 19 5
2964 Okay,am I waxing or waning? 1.2785 0.05386 79 58 20 1
2965 I thought you turned all the screens off. 1.2785 0.05958 79 60 16 3
2966 Is the sun flirting with my girlfriend 1.2785 0.05679 79 59 18 2
2967 I'll be back in the morning to see how you both are getting along. 1.2785 0.06480 79 62 12 5
2968 These hew virtual reality wine glasses are pretty good! 1.2785 0.05958 79 60 16 3
2969 This HAS TO BE a sign. The Sun will come out tomorrow. A Biden Sun! 1.2785 0.05075 79 57 22 0
2970 Bob chose not to propose because unlike the moon, his confidence was waning. 1.2785 0.06224 79 61 14 4
2971 2 people get mooned, 2021, not colourised 1.2785 0.05958 79 60 16 3
2972 I never knew the man in the moon was an anti-masker. 1.2785 0.06480 79 62 12 5
2973 Noon, EST, on the 20th of January 2021 1.2784 0.06173 97 78 11 8
2974 I always hated the Teletubbies 1.2784 0.05231 97 73 21 3
2975 I don't know about you, but I think I've had enough wine. 1.2784 0.05231 97 73 21 3
2976 Don't respond right away. It looks desperate. 1.2784 0.05627 97 75 17 5
2977 I think he is making a pass at you. 1.2784 0.04803 97 71 25 1
2978 I dropped my cellphone. It must've escaped. 1.2783 0.04870 115 87 24 4
2979 It’s only a paper moon sailing over a cardboard sea. 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
2980 “It’s a text from Apollo!” 1.2778 0.05398 108 84 18 6
2981 Wh-....why is it winking?! 1.2778 0.04893 108 81 24 3
2982 He knows, one of these days, you're goin' there, Alice. 1.2778 0.05247 90 67 21 2
2983 Would you like some wine with that wink Mr. Moon? 1.2778 0.06007 72 54 16 2
2984 Well, if I had Elon Musk's money, I could do things like that too! 1.2778 0.06324 72 55 14 3
2985 WTF. #mindblown LOL! 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2986 This must be amore. 1.2778 0.06626 72 56 12 4
2987 Do you think it was a meteor that gave him that black eye? 1.2778 0.06007 72 54 16 2
2988 Even the sun is smiling again ... Happy Inauguration Day dear, this is the second happiest day of my life! 1.2778 0.06126 90 71 13 6
2989 Ugh, God really needs to install the new iOS. 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
2990 I get the feeling it's flirting with the Earth. What happens if they decide to mate? 1.2778 0.06626 72 56 12 4
2991 What was this wine infused with? 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2992 everything is better with a glass of merlot 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
2993 I told you that if I winked, there would be an echo" 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2994 A sarcastic wink by moon.. And noi ended , 1.2778 0.06626 72 56 12 4
2995 Old football injury. 1.2778 0.05709 108 86 14 8
2996 Those texts in your phone from ‘Luna’ are looking more and more suspicious, Greg 1.2778 0.05247 90 67 21 2
2997 It's a new dawn, Trump-ees. Best believe it. 1.2778 0.06915 72 57 10 5
2998 I'm not sure if it's waxing or waning. Tonight I guess it's a... winking moon. 1.2772 0.05472 101 78 18 5
2999 The French would have been first if it was cheese. 1.2772 0.05472 101 78 18 5
3000 We have got to stop drinking so much. 1.2772 0.05288 101 77 20 4
3001 It must be the Weed wine. 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
3002 Q was right. The sun has been turning a blind eye! 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
3003 It's good, but I think I prefer the Chardonnay. 1.2771 0.05231 83 61 21 1
3004 Freaky. It's like it's reading my mind. 1.2771 0.05766 83 63 17 3
3005 I think the acid's starting to kick in. 1.2771 0.05766 83 63 17 3
3006 Let's face it. January 20 was a very good day. 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
3007 Hes a pervert.He gets off on mooning people. 1.2771 0.05766 83 63 17 3
3008 I think I'll sell our Tesla stock in the morning. 1.2771 0.05766 83 63 17 3
3009 Look, honey, it’s the ‘cheesy’ moon. 1.2771 0.06485 83 66 11 6
3010 Even the sun is happy he’s gone 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
3011 Oh yeah, I forgot to mention in my profile that I worship the Almighty Zuck. 1.2769 0.07108 65 51 10 4
3012 It's flattering in a creepy sort of way 1.2769 0.06761 65 50 12 3
3013 I know I said I’d be open to new experiences in 2021... 1.2769 0.06761 65 50 12 3
3014 I thought you came here to flirt with me? 1.2768 0.05262 112 87 19 6
3015 I don’t know why, but yes... I’m having a nice night. 1.2766 0.05538 94 72 18 4
3016 Every other time I’ve had an epiphany, God gently tapped me on the shoulder. So, this really overt wink is totally freaking me out.” David B. Smith, Miami Beach, F 1.2766 0.05538 94 72 18 4
3017 Do you think the man in the moon knows something? 1.2766 0.05741 94 73 16 5
3018 Your big pizza pie is on the way, don't forget to tip! 1.2766 0.05741 94 73 16 5
3019 This wine is darn good! 1.2766 0.05327 94 71 20 3
3020 Oh I get it, he's not a man after all. 1.2766 0.05108 94 70 22 2
3021 "Would a crescent remove the wink?" 1.2766 0.05327 94 71 20 3
3022 I am not sure it completely captures my current emotional state. 1.2766 0.05538 94 72 18 4
3023 It's a winking gibbous tonight. 1.2766 0.05741 94 73 16 5
3024 Don’t know ‘bout you, but I’m over the moon. 1.2766 0.05327 94 71 20 3
3025 I wink the moon is thinking at us!” - “Hand me your wine, Susan 1.2766 0.05741 94 73 16 5
3026 When the moon hits your eye and it's winking is that still amore? 1.2763 0.06379 76 59 13 4
3027 That's one giant creep for all time. 1.2763 0.05493 76 56 19 1
3028 Did you pour us the 1967 Bordeaux or the 2020 Absinthe? 1.2763 0.06649 76 60 11 5
3029 If that's a knowing wink, I'm switching to scotch." 1.2763 0.05803 76 57 17 2
3030 Is it a warning sign or an omen? 1.2763 0.06649 76 60 11 5
3031 La 5G est partout. 1.2763 0.06379 76 59 13 4
3032 The Bat Signal isn’t what it was. 1.2763 0.06379 76 59 13 4
3033 Are you mocking us?? 1.2762 0.04784 105 78 25 2
3034 It must have watched the inauguration. 1.2762 0.05496 105 82 17 6
3035 Is it a good wink, or a bad wink? 1.2762 0.04972 105 79 23 3
3036 I think the man in the moon's eye is eclipsed! 1.2759 0.06049 87 68 14 5
3037 Glass half full? Glass half empty? 1.2759 0.05824 87 67 16 4
3038 Here’s looking at you 1.2759 0.06049 87 68 14 5
3039 These mushrooms are making me thirsty. 1.2759 0.05824 87 67 16 4
3040 I think this wine is making me hallucinate. 1.2759 0.05345 87 65 20 2
3041 No Phyllis, he's definitely looking at you. 1.2759 0.05345 87 65 20 2
3042 Look who else is celebrating we’re back in the Paris Climate Accord. 1.2759 0.05824 87 67 16 4
3043 I think he’s trying to tell us we can finally stop drinking 1.2759 0.05590 87 66 18 3
3044 I just wish it wasn’t so OBVIOUS it was virtual. 1.2759 0.05345 87 65 20 2
3045 It must be time to watch Moonstruck again . 1.2759 0.05279 116 91 18 7
3046 Too much wine, I think. 1.2759 0.05824 87 67 16 4
3047 Should we wink back? No, light travels at 186,000 miles per second. One of us would have rotated or revolved to a less visible position by then. 1.2759 0.05824 87 67 16 4
3048 What do you mean today is Dec 1, 2019 and the 2020 was a prank? 1.2759 0.06049 87 68 14 5
3049 Geez, it’s like he revolves around you or something 1.2759 0.05590 87 66 18 3
3050 This feels like harassment 1.2755 0.05385 98 75 19 4
3051 his parents were pacifists 1.2755 0.05577 98 76 17 5
3052 I'm doing too much texting. 1.2755 0.05186 98 74 21 3
3053 Maybe less wine? 1.2755 0.05385 98 75 19 4
3054 A smiley? God’s behind this. 1.2755 0.05186 98 74 21 3
3055 ...and that one kinda looks like a winking smiley face. 1.2755 0.04763 98 72 25 1
3056 This wine is pretty strong, huh? 1.2754 0.06811 69 54 11 4
3057 I guess the moon is a democrat. 1.2752 0.04855 109 82 24 3
3058 You said we would be alone! 1.2750 0.06408 80 63 12 5
3059 Cheers? 1.2750 0.05893 80 61 16 3
3060 Who’s the blonde? 1.2750 0.06156 80 62 14 4
3061 Every place we go someone's flirting with you. 1.2750 0.06156 80 62 14 4
3062 Our monthly gatherings have got to stop. They're starting to notice that we're changing the tides. 1.2750 0.06156 80 62 14 4
3063 I still don’t know how to respond to a single emoji 1.2750 0.05618 80 60 18 2
3064 Wow even the moon is flirty after a 9 month hiatus 1.2750 0.06156 80 62 14 4
3065 That moon is full of something... 1.2750 0.05618 80 60 18 2
3066 I think it's called a "Triangle Moon". 1.2747 0.05861 91 71 15 5
3067 He had a patch over it last nite. 1.2747 0.06066 91 72 13 6
3068 Even the moon's just kidding. 1.2747 0.05198 91 68 21 2
3069 Perhaps the Moon is not such a harsh mistress after-all. 1.2747 0.05428 91 69 19 3
3070 Winking Gibbous is my favorite emoji moon. 1.2747 0.05861 91 71 15 5
3071 Wow, a different emoji every night! 1.2747 0.05198 91 68 21 2
3072 Why is the winky face emoji that cleans our pool winking at you? 1.2747 0.05198 91 68 21 2
3073 Darling, remind me again what your boss was saying about simulation theory... 1.2747 0.05649 91 70 17 4
3074 Looks like the moon got punched in the eye. Never thought our politics would make it into outer space. 1.2747 0.06066 91 72 13 6
3075 Do you think she wants to take a selfie? 1.2745 0.05242 102 78 20 4
3076 Do you suppose Amazon has opened an outlet on the moon? 1.2745 0.05242 102 78 20 4
3077 Ah.... so this is why no one ever stares at the Sun. 1.2745 0.05424 102 79 18 5
3078 Alexa, I said waxing and waning, not winking and wanting. 1.2745 0.05424 102 79 18 5
3079 Threesome? 1.2745 0.05601 102 80 16 6
3080 Ever have a three way? 1.2743 0.05370 113 89 17 7
3081 They want us to call them the they in the moon 1.2742 0.06963 62 48 11 3
3082 Maybe it wasn’t a good idea to buy wine at a dispensary 1.2742 0.06963 62 48 11 3
3083 Ok... I think I’ve had enough to drink for tonight... 1.2740 0.05606 73 54 18 1
3084 That's not the only Mr. Winky you're going to see tonight. 1.2740 0.06830 73 58 10 5
3085 Margaret, the top button on your blouse is unbuttoned. 1.2740 0.05936 73 55 16 2
3086 This emoji thing is just lunacy! 1.2740 0.06248 73 56 14 3
3087 2021 has finally begun 1.2740 0.06248 73 56 14 3
3088 Cheryl, I have the feeling you’re seeing someone else 1.2740 0.06248 73 56 14 3
3089 Honey, I think it's directed toward the sun. 1.2740 0.06248 73 56 14 3
3090 Oh look honey, I think he has conjunctionvitis. 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
3091 It may go away to where the sun don't shine, but something tells me its coming back. 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
3092 Should we take that as a wink and a nod? 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
3093 You two have a history? He's clearly winking at you. 1.2738 0.05449 84 63 19 2
3094 Well, I don’t think it’s cute...it’s downright creepy. 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
3095 Then Ed decided to mansplain. "It's the winking gibbous phase, Nancy". 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
3096 Honey, I think we've had enough moonshine for one night. 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
3097 I was asking for a sign but... 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
3098 The US Space Force team added special probes to the moon rover. 1.2737 0.05279 95 72 20 3
3099 Is he mooning us? 1.2737 0.05881 95 75 14 6
3100 I think its winking at me. Am I just a lunatic? 1.2737 0.05487 95 73 18 4
3101 It’s the Trump Goodbye America moon. One eye is swollen shut. 1.2737 0.05062 95 71 22 2
3102 What did you put in our wine? 1.2737 0.05062 95 71 22 2
3103 Seriously, Roxanne, your flirting has gotten completely out of hand." 1.2737 0.05062 95 71 22 2
3104 That is my least favourite emoji. 1.2737 0.05279 95 72 20 3
3105 Is that the universe sending signals to us? 1.2737 0.05279 95 72 20 3
3106 I think everything is going to be ok 1.2737 0.05687 95 74 16 5
3107 Why does OUR life always imitate emojis? 1.2727 0.04987 110 84 22 4
3108 Ahh, the emoj eclipse? No, it's just the winking gibbous 1.2727 0.06306 77 60 13 4
3109 Look honey, it's a half drunk, full moon tonight. 1.2727 0.05931 66 49 16 1
3110 It's so far away I can't tell if its a wink and a nod or the blink of an eye. 1.2727 0.05710 99 78 15 6
3111 The Emoji moon is said to look 15% less like real emotions, lol." 1.2727 0.06572 77 61 11 5
3112 You mean, like a big pizza pie? 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
3113 Is that a wink or a hoodwink? 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
3114 At least the man in the moon isn't sticking its tongue out. 1.2727 0.05294 88 66 20 2
3115 Hey, girl, I’m the real star around here. 1.2727 0.04775 88 64 24 0
3116 This dry January thing is getting to me 1.2727 0.05294 88 66 20 2
3117 Ya gotta hand it to the universe... I would have gone with the winking emoji too. 1.2727 0.06306 77 60 13 4
3118 I think your understanding of 'sunny disposition' is a little off, Susan. 1.2727 0.05294 88 66 20 2
3119 Someone else likes the Inauguration? 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
3120 Just between us though, ok? 1.2727 0.05931 66 49 16 1
3121 We need to talk about your mother's use of emojis, I'm seeing them everywhere 1.2727 0.05140 99 75 21 3
3122 Forcast says tomorrow it'll be the heart-eyes one. 1.2727 0.06671 66 51 12 3
3123 Think we can get that high? 1.2727 0.05433 77 57 19 1
3124 I think we are all happy it's over. 1.2727 0.05739 77 58 17 2
3125 No question he's a man. 1.2727 0.05337 99 76 19 4
3126 Creepy. Definitely creepy. 1.2727 0.06306 77 60 13 4
3127 No, I swear, she's winking at someone else. 1.2727 0.06029 77 59 15 3
3128 Is the man in the moon asking for a Threesome? 1.2727 0.04987 110 84 22 4
3129 Ha ha, you thought I would never rise again after January 20th. 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
3130 It might also mean "horny." 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
3131 He must know your name is Brie. 1.2727 0.06312 66 50 14 2
3132 The emoji thing is out of control.......... :( 1.2727 0.05294 88 66 20 2
3133 I knew you were talking to someone else 1.2727 0.05041 88 65 22 1
3134 ‘You owe me buddy;)’ 1.2727 0.05337 99 76 19 4
3135 I’m beginning to question my place in the universe. 1.2727 0.06029 77 59 15 3
3136 I mean... that can’t be good, right? 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
3137 Don't worry, I'm not looking… 1.2718 0.05012 103 78 22 3
3138 Huh, and I've been writing it '*phases* of the moon' my whole life. 1.2718 0.05012 103 78 22 3
3139 Oh, man. That’s amore. 1.2717 0.05804 92 72 15 5
3140 Wynken got the vaccine. Blynken and Nod are quarantined. 1.2717 0.05377 92 70 19 3
3141 Omoji, what a moon! 1.2717 0.05804 92 72 15 5
3142 honey, I don't think this is wine 1.2717 0.05150 92 69 21 2
3143 Let's head back. 1.2717 0.05595 92 71 17 4
3144 The moon isn’t usually this full of confidence, but let’s take this as a good sign. 1.2717 0.04913 92 68 23 1
3145 Can't fool mother nature. 1.2717 0.05150 92 69 21 2
3146 What kind of wine is this? The moon is winking at me. 1.2717 0.05595 92 71 17 4
3147 Be careful, Darling. One of these days, he might just decide to strike back. 1.2717 0.04663 92 67 25 0
3148 Is that an eclipse, or are you just happy to see me? 1.2717 0.05150 92 69 21 2
3149 If you turn him on his side you have a old fashioned emoji" 1.2716 0.05559 81 61 18 2
3150 Don’t worry dear, he’s just flirting with you. 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
3151 I think Shelley said it better... 1.2716 0.05559 81 61 18 2
3152 It knows we're breaking curfew again. 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
3153 Emoji creep is out of control 1.2714 0.06410 70 54 13 3
3154 What do you think he knows that we don't? 1.2714 0.06725 70 55 11 4
3155 Winking at you is OK, Babe. But don't let him turn around and moon you. Tsunami! 1.2714 0.06410 70 54 13 3
3156 Did you see a large pizza pie? 1.2714 0.05727 70 52 17 1
3157 All that you see I will give it to you if you bow down and worship me. 1.2714 0.05727 70 52 17 1
3158 Whoever heard of the Teenager in the Moon? 1.2710 0.05240 107 83 19 5
3159 Even God can relax now 1.2708 0.05017 96 72 22 2
3160 Don't worry Biden and Harris are now in charge 1.2708 0.05231 96 73 20 3
3161 Is my jealousy out of control if I'm suspicious of the man in the moon's intentions? 1.2708 0.05635 96 75 16 5
3162 Is he a friend of yours? 1.2708 0.05231 96 73 20 3
3163 What time of the month did you say it is again? 1.2708 0.05231 96 73 20 3
3164 I knew you'd been flirting with too much sun 1.2706 0.05891 85 66 15 4
3165 It's now the emoticon in the moon ... 1.2706 0.05648 85 65 17 3
3166 I think the man in the moon is flirting with you. 1.2706 0.05128 85 63 21 1
3167 More fraud. 1.2706 0.05648 85 65 17 3
3168 Are emoons a thing now? 1.2706 0.05891 85 66 15 4
3169 ...sometimes he pulls a Munch... 1.2706 0.05891 85 66 15 4
3170 The happy moon sometimes winks when it follows a blue moon. 1.2706 0.05128 85 63 21 1
3171 Is that for you or for me? 1.2706 0.05128 85 63 21 1
3172 Damn it, Marlene! You’ve been right all along. It is a woman. 1.2703 0.05867 74 56 16 2
3173 Looks like someone forgot to hit the SHIFT key. 1.2703 0.04948 111 85 22 4
3174 It was a poop emoji the night of the last inauguration. 1.2703 0.05543 74 55 18 1
3175 He doesn't look so hot. 1.2703 0.06467 74 58 12 4
3176 We'll always have the Paris climate agreement. 1.2703 0.06174 74 57 14 3
3177 are we supposed to wink back? 1.2703 0.06467 74 58 12 4
3178 Looks to be a bit full of himself this evening. 1.2703 0.06174 74 57 14 3
3179 Well, if we both see it, then we should definitely get down from here. 1.2703 0.05867 74 56 16 2
3180 2021 too, huh? 1.2703 0.06174 74 57 14 3
3181 Wow... Colors are brighter... food tastes better... and even the moon is frisky since the inauguration. 1.2703 0.06467 74 58 12 4
3182 I much preferred the ironic air quotes. 1.2700 0.05096 100 76 21 3
3183 Good try. 1.2700 0.05096 100 76 21 3
3184 Don't get too excited. 1.2700 0.05291 100 77 19 4
3185 The Kool-Aid moon? 1.2700 0.05835 100 80 13 7
3186 I honestly thought 'psilocybin' was just sommelier lingo for old country vine. 1.2700 0.05478 100 78 17 5
3187 And you’re sure Todo said the wine was safe to drink? 1.2700 0.04894 100 75 23 2
3188 So, is this high tide, or low tide? 1.2698 0.06866 63 49 11 3
3189 Look, bill, it's a full mooji!! 1.2698 0.06866 63 49 11 3
3190 I never quite got emojis. 1.2698 0.06482 63 48 13 2
3191 I never can tell...is it kidding with us or is it flirting? 1.2697 0.05243 89 67 20 2
3192 I think he is over the moon about you 1.2697 0.05243 89 67 20 2
3193 A very partial eclipse? 1.2697 0.05481 89 68 18 3
3194 Are all your exes this clingy? 1.2697 0.05481 89 68 18 3
3195 Is that seriously why we landed on the moon again?!? 1.2697 0.04993 89 66 22 1
3196 Tell me you see that too. 1.2697 0.05481 89 68 18 3
3197 I think I mixed up the pinot noir with the Ayahuasca. 1.2697 0.05481 89 68 18 3
3198 Hey, a full moon tonight... say you did completely break up with that guy who turned out to be a werewolf, right? 1.2697 0.05709 89 69 16 4
3199 I suspect we'll see the nod later on tonight around bedtime. 1.2697 0.05243 89 67 20 2
3200 So where are Blinkin' and Nod? 1.2697 0.05929 89 70 14 5
3201 The Devil created the Grifter. We have overcome. All will be well. 1.2697 0.05709 89 69 16 4
3202 I thought you said those mushrooms were portobello 1.2697 0.05929 89 70 14 5
3203 Don't worry. Be happy. 1.2697 0.05709 89 69 16 4
3204 It is wine o’clock in the morning. 1.2697 0.05481 89 68 18 3
3205 That's no moon.... 1.2692 0.05962 78 60 15 3
3206 It looked better in the ads." 1.2692 0.04779 104 78 24 2
3207 He knows there's hanky-panky in the air. 1.2692 0.05676 78 59 17 2
3208 I was thinking, they just don't make movies like 'Forrest Gump' anymore. 1.2692 0.06496 78 62 11 5
3209 So that's why this drink is called moonshine. 1.2692 0.05962 78 60 15 3
3210 even the moon is giving Biden a wink of approval 1.2692 0.05676 78 59 17 2
3211 I have the hardest time with all these new emojis 1.2688 0.05327 93 71 19 3
3212 He's winking. That means he's just a virtual moon. 1.2688 0.05749 93 73 15 5
3213 Like our son 1.2688 0.06142 93 75 11 7
3214 Emojis are everywhere these days. 1.2688 0.05542 93 72 17 4
3215 These magic mushrooms aren't doing a thing for me. How about you? 1.2688 0.05749 93 73 15 5
3216 Both of the characters: “should we be wearing a mask or not?” 1.2688 0.05542 93 72 17 4
3217 how long do you till he shows us his other side? 1.2688 0.05542 93 72 17 4
3218 I guess that's what I get for staring. 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
3219 The odds of the moon stealing your girlfriend are slim but never zero 1.2687 0.05856 67 50 16 1
3220 Finish your drink. I don't like the atmosphere here." 1.2687 0.07544 67 55 6 6
3221 Further evidence there is not any (famous?) man completely innocent of harassment. 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
3222 I’m not really a fan of emoonji’s 1.2683 0.06268 82 65 12 5
3223 I detect blackcurrant and cherry on the nose and a hint of wild mushroom on the palate. 1.2683 0.06268 82 65 12 5
3224 Do They know something we don’t? 1.2683 0.05501 82 62 18 2
3225 Whatever it takes to get the kids interested in science, I suppose. 1.2683 0.06023 82 64 14 4
3226 It's not my favourite emoji,no. 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
3227 George, Martha. When you decided to try moonshine I bet you didn’t expect to be talking to me. 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
3228 We can't come here anymore, can we? 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
3229 We're good! 1.2683 0.06023 82 64 14 4
3230 Seriously? There’s nothing else more interesting than us? 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
3231 You know, I think this digital detox is making me hallucinate. 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
3232 The phases of the Moon: New, Waxing, Full, Winking. 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
3233 Let's go before it changes into an eggplant. 1.2683 0.06023 82 64 14 4
3234 @Good night, Moon. I have clearly had one too many.” 1.2683 0.05501 82 62 18 2
3235 What a fine vintage of Ayahuasca 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
3236 what did he get hit in the eye with again? Pizza? 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
3237 Told you the second bottle was off somehow 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
3238 So we saw the blue moon, the red moon and finally this is the yellow moon...emoji 1.2680 0.05185 97 74 20 3
3239 Ummm... What did you put in the wine? 1.2680 0.04973 97 73 22 2
3240 I'll drink to that! 1.2680 0.05773 97 77 14 6
3241 You notice how it’s getting more forward as it gets warmer. 1.2680 0.05584 97 76 16 5
3242 You’ve known him since grade school? 1.2680 0.04752 97 72 24 1
3243 You know they are just a reflecting the sun right? 1.2680 0.04752 97 72 24 1
3244 Did the moon just wink at me? What did you put in this wine? 1.2680 0.05584 97 76 16 5
3245 I feel like the hills are mocking me 1.2680 0.05185 97 74 20 3
3246 Oh look honey....it’s a Biden moon 1.2680 0.05388 97 75 18 4
3247 It's only a paper moon. 1.2679 0.05071 112 87 20 5
3248 Look Moon is teasing he does not need a mask! 1.2679 0.04909 112 86 22 4
3249 The moon is full of himself 1.2676 0.05659 71 53 17 1
3250 It's called an e-moon-icon. 1.2676 0.06937 71 57 9 5
3251 Do you think he’s just being sarcastic when he says ‘Have a nice day’ 1.2676 0.05659 71 53 17 1
3252 No darling, I am quite certain that he is winking at both of us; I hear that he is gender neutral. 1.2676 0.06004 71 54 15 2
3253 Let's step outside and enjoy the full moon, you said. Unironically, you said. 1.2676 0.06004 71 54 15 2
3254 Does the moon always do this?” “Nah it’s just a phase. 1.2676 0.05291 71 52 19 0
3255 Are we in a snowglobe? 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
3256 Look, dear, that’s amore. 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
3257 I think our longing glares are sending the wrong message 1.2674 0.05078 86 64 21 1
3258 I'd like to trust you, but something tells me you've been flirting. 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
3259 Oh, yeah. In high school we called that a half-fullmoon. 1.2674 0.05341 86 65 19 2
3260 Are you sure those were shiitakes in the linguine wine sauce? 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
3261 I can think of a lot of less-romantic emojis. 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
3262 We really need to start that digital detox. 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
3263 Close enough—how about a moon-age à trois? 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
3264 I'll call an UBER! 1.2674 0.05341 86 65 19 2
3265 It was an emojional night in the world for Elva and her papi chulo. 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
3266 Dear, I think we are being mooned. 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
3267 I think our designated orientation point had a few. 1.2673 0.05783 101 81 13 7
3268 Maybe we’ll get the nod too. 1.2673 0.04644 101 75 25 1
3269 Remember our talk about 'toxic positivity' Mr Aldrin? 1.2673 0.05052 101 77 21 3
3270 Now do you believe in astrology? 1.2673 0.05052 101 77 21 3
3271 We're lucky, I heard last night it was a vomiting emoji moon. 1.2673 0.05245 101 78 19 4
3272 Looks like the Man in the Moon is using new pronouns tonight. 1.2673 0.05245 101 78 19 4
3273 Umm I can’t perform when I’m being watched 1.2673 0.04852 101 76 23 2
3274 That’s no moon... it’s a space emoji ;) 1.2673 0.05052 101 77 21 3
3275 I win. A wink overshadows a smile. 1.2667 0.05428 90 69 18 3
3276 Good thing I didn't hit the vomit one. 1.2667 0.06391 75 59 12 4
3277 Mixing wine and moonshine is going to hurt tomorrow! 1.2667 0.06102 75 58 14 3
3278 Don't shush me 1.2667 0.04929 105 80 22 3
3279 Is irony still dead? God, I hope not! 1.2667 0.05428 90 69 18 3
3280 Everything is in alignment now that orange man is gone! 1.2667 0.06102 75 58 14 3
3281 Ignore him. He's full of hot air. 1.2667 0.05428 90 69 18 3
3282 Admit it, you just used me to bring you here so you could flirt with him. 1.2667 0.05870 90 71 14 5
3283 Talk about a mixed message! 1.2667 0.05799 75 57 16 2
3284 When you said your ex-boyfriend was a 'lunar' I didn't think you meant a celestial body! 1.2667 0.05193 90 68 20 2
3285 Let me watch and I won't report the public intoxication. 1.2667 0.05653 90 70 16 4
3286 Wife: Honey, I know we haven't been out much in the past year but is the moon taunting us? Husband: Sweetie, that's the sun. Wife: Wait, wait time is it? Husband: February. 1.2667 0.05428 90 69 18 3
3287 How many times do we have to tell it that we're not interested in extramarital affairs, let alone with a celestial body? 1.2667 0.06667 60 46 12 2
3288 SOMEONE got a special fortune cookie. 1.2667 0.05193 90 68 20 2
3289 Even though it was just an oddly shaped crater, it was enough to convince Bill to make a move. 1.2667 0.05799 75 57 16 2
3290 Dont look now Gladys but I think you are being mooned! 1.2667 0.06102 75 58 14 3
3291 There always a catch. 1.2667 0.05428 90 69 18 3
3292 These emojis are getting more and more realistic each year 1.2667 0.04929 105 80 22 3
3293 He wants the world to laugh. 1.2667 0.04947 90 67 22 1
3294 When you know its gonna be a good year 1.2667 0.04947 90 67 22 1
3295 I have this strange feeling that we’re being watched... 1.2667 0.05480 75 56 18 1
3296 Ronda come check this out. This moon is called flirty moon since it's done waxing and feels confident. 1.2667 0.07078 60 47 10 3
3297 Maybe you’re right, babe. I think I am spending too much time on my phone. 😉 1.2667 0.05288 105 82 18 5
3298 Darling, it's just the first date, go easy on the flirting! 1.2667 0.04929 105 80 22 3
3299 I think we should keep this just between the two of us. 1.2667 0.05653 90 70 16 4
3300 He's always throwing shade... 1.2667 0.05653 90 70 16 4
3301 I'm not ready for this" 1.2667 0.06391 75 59 12 4
3302 Watching the sunset is way less fun when it feels like it’s watching you back. 1.2667 0.05870 90 71 14 5
3303 Oh no! even mother nature is starting to use emoji's 1.2660 0.05056 94 71 21 2
3304 You got this! 1.2660 0.05490 94 73 17 4
3305 I ripened those grapes just for you. 1.2660 0.05695 94 74 15 5
3306 The winking moon?" Yes, it does need the definite article "the" before the adjective ... not the indefinite article "a" as in "a winking moon" ... well ... uhm ... oh ... because ... uh ... "the" earrings are missing. That's why, Ingrid 1.2660 0.05490 94 73 17 4
3307 I see a glad moon a'Biden I see Trump is gone away 1.2660 0.05278 94 72 19 3
3308 It's just like an emoji in the sky. 1.2660 0.05056 94 71 21 2
3309 They say this only happens when he's blue 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
3310 If this flirtation doesn't stop soon, I'm going to moon it. 1.2658 0.06423 79 63 11 5
3311 Meh,it looked a lot cooler on Teletubbies. 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
3312 I thought it was the man in the moon, not the...wink emoji in the moon 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
3313 Cheers to another day, being the same. 1.2653 0.05139 98 75 20 3
3314 What's a "throuple" 1.2653 0.05340 98 76 18 4
3315 This is the second girl you’ve brought to this spot this week Gregg, but I’ll keep a secret. 1.2653 0.04930 98 74 22 2
3316 You think they will both open or close with the second vaccination? 1.2651 0.06433 83 67 10 6
3317 Emojis are getting out of hand! 1.2651 0.05167 83 62 20 1
3318 I knew this whole global warming thing was a joke. 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
3319 Turns out the Man is the Moon is now an emoji 1.2651 0.05167 83 62 20 1
3320 - It's scary to think she knows something we don't know yet about the day that is about to come! 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
3321 And then the moon showed up, in the blink of an eye. 1.2651 0.05167 83 62 20 1
3322 I knew we were in a simulation 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
3323 How much wine did we drink? I swear the moon just winked at me. 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
3324 Remember Karen, once Sunny moves on from winking to slurring her words, it's time to cut her off. 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
3325 Q predicted this would happen 1.2651 0.05444 83 63 18 2
3326 This spot always brings me back to my childhood. 1.2647 0.06827 68 54 10 4
3327 Is it the wine speaking, or do we just want a chunk of cheese? 1.2647 0.07141 68 55 8 5
3328 Enjoying your wine, I see? I knew you'd be back! 1.2647 0.06151 68 52 14 2
3329 Is it waxing or waning? 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
3330 He can wink all he wants, I'm not falling for another night mode photoshoot. 1.2647 0.04606 102 76 25 1
3331 I disagree - I think emojis can be romantic. 1.2647 0.05009 102 78 21 3
3332 I think it's a sign. 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
3333 We established your name is Eve and mine's Adam, now what? 1.2644 0.05535 87 67 17 3
3334 Originally the Emoji Moon was not winking but that changed when Georges Méliès landed a rocket in its eye. 1.2644 0.05535 87 67 17 3
3335 It's so full of itself, but I'll try to stay unfazed. 1.2644 0.05029 87 65 21 1
3336 That dude in the moon better watch himself. 1.2644 0.05288 87 66 19 2
3337 You call that a Moonshot ??? 1.2644 0.05288 87 66 19 2
3338 He's happy he's not the dark side. 1.2644 0.05029 87 65 21 1
3339 I don't think it's winking, I think it's laughing at us. 1.2642 0.05069 106 82 20 4
3340 The ‘Person in the Moon’ may be politically correct but lacks poetic inspiration. 1.2642 0.05244 106 83 18 5
3341 Thanks for saying I'm a beautiful sunset. You two are beautiful too! 1.2639 0.05932 72 55 15 2
3342 I confess I was skeptical of the forecast of a moon emoji. 1.2639 0.06253 72 56 13 3
3343 It may be the wine talking, or is the moon coming onto us? 1.2639 0.05932 72 55 15 2
3344 I think it’s a balloon... 1.2639 0.05231 72 53 19 0
3345 It's the Hipster Bat Signal. The commissioner needs us. 1.2639 0.06253 72 56 13 3
3346 Should we be winking back? 1.2639 0.05932 72 55 15 2
3347 He's toying with us. 1.2637 0.05376 91 70 18 3
3348 So it's that loony Luna who's been messing with us all this time! 1.2637 0.05599 91 71 16 4
3349 See, everything is going to be OK!... I think? 1.2637 0.05144 91 69 20 2
3350 It must be in heat. 1.2637 0.04901 91 68 22 1
3351 Yeah, 2021 is going to be all blue skies and sunshine, Yeah, that's the ticket 1.2637 0.05599 91 71 16 4
3352 "This has got to be a violation of Newton's theory of 'Gravity.'" 1.2637 0.05813 91 72 14 5
3353 You into voyeurism? 1.2637 0.05599 91 71 16 4
3354 To you it's a moonlight and roses fantasy. If it's on my shift I call it day drinking. 1.2637 0.05599 91 71 16 4
3355 It’s Venus flirting with Saturn. 1.2637 0.05599 91 71 16 4
3356 We were expecting romantic but we get creepy. 1.2637 0.05376 91 70 18 3
3357 Did he just say,'See ya later allegator?' 1.2637 0.05599 91 71 16 4
3358 I can’t look at the sun anymore without hearing David Lynch voice 1.2637 0.05376 91 70 18 3
3359 Corporate is gonna be pissed about this glitch in the matrix 1.2637 0.05376 91 70 18 3
3360 Sweetie. Do you think he's messing with us? 1.2636 0.04776 110 84 23 3
3361 Space Force? 1.2632 0.05439 95 74 17 4
3362 What did we do 16 minutes ago? 1.2632 0.06032 76 59 14 3
3363 How does your phone project emojis ? 1.2632 0.05229 95 73 19 3
3364 Should I be worried that people say our children have a sunny disposition? 1.2632 0.05229 95 73 19 3
3365 Ok, he does have a certain allurement, but don't forget his dark side. 1.2632 0.06867 57 44 11 2
3366 Looks like it’s okay to make the first move... 1.2632 0.05419 76 57 18 1
3367 Oh, he's hitting on you...he's been following us all night! 1.2632 0.06032 76 59 14 3
3368 These emojis are really branching out. 1.2632 0.05641 95 75 15 5
3369 They say its just gas... 1.2632 0.05439 95 74 17 4
3370 Drink up - he's gone! 1.2632 0.06316 76 60 12 4
3371 When the moon hits your eye like a big emojI that's amore. 1.2632 0.05733 76 58 16 2
3372 When you said it was up close and personal, I had no idea. 1.2632 0.06316 76 60 12 4
3373 I love emojis, but this is going to far. 1.2632 0.05011 95 72 21 2
3374 It seems like the Man in the Moon is getting a little too friendly! 1.2632 0.05733 76 58 16 2
3375 4 years of lunacy. Easy for him. 1.2632 0.05011 95 72 21 2
3376 I didn't think your mum looking down on us, that she would be so in our face about it. 1.2632 0.06849 76 62 8 6
3377 ...And that's why you point the bottle away from your face when opening it. 1.2632 0.05419 76 57 18 1
3378 James, enough with the proposals already 1.2632 0.05229 95 73 19 3
3379 Look, a full swoon. 1.2632 0.05229 95 73 19 3
3380 Maybe it's only a paper moon. 1.2626 0.05094 99 76 20 3
3381 At least it's not the eggplant. 1.2626 0.05483 99 78 16 5
3382 I don’t think drinking and hiking really mix 1.2626 0.05094 99 76 20 3
3383 I don't think the moon wants me to lasso it for you, Mary. 1.2626 0.04671 99 74 24 1
3384 Ossoff's wink was cuter. 1.2626 0.05094 99 76 20 3
3385 I thought Bob Marley said, "smile the rising sun." 1.2626 0.04887 99 75 22 2
3386 When a big pizza pie hits the moon in the eye... it's divorce, Harold. 1.2626 0.05292 99 77 18 4
3387 They call it a lunar emoji. 1.2626 0.05292 99 77 18 4
3388 When I said to the moon, Alice, this wasn’t what I meant 1.2626 0.05094 99 76 20 3
3389 Oh, look, God uses the same emoji as you!" 1.2625 0.05553 80 61 17 2
3390 They’ve taken this emoji trend a little too far, don’t you think? 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
3391 Right back at cha,kids. 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
3392 Interesting, Mare Humorum is visible to the naked eye tonight. 1.2625 0.06595 80 65 9 6
3393 SHE IS SAYING, IT HAS ALL BEEN JUST A BIG JOKE! 1.2625 0.05553 80 61 17 2
3394 I know he’s a big flirt, but I’ve been waiting four years for that smile. 1.2625 0.05553 80 61 17 2
3395 Wtf...i think it is winking at us! 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
3396 Kind of a cheesy look. 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
3397 Emma, do you know this guy? 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
3398 It's the dark side of the moon 1.2623 0.06571 61 47 12 2
3399 Oh dear, I see our 7th wedding anniversary is a source of amusement. 1.2623 0.07356 61 49 8 4
3400 What makes you think I made a wish? 1.2623 0.07356 61 49 8 4
3401 Oh, it's just a joke between him and me. Last week he showed me what a full moon really looks like! Mike Perry, Eden NC 1.2623 0.06571 61 47 12 2
3402 Texting is great but now I see emojis everywhere. 1.2621 0.04967 103 79 21 3
3403 At least the man in the moon has a sense of levity ! 1.2621 0.05337 103 81 17 5
3404 I was hoping for the ‘kiss’ emoji. 1.2619 0.05115 84 63 20 1
3405 Smiley Face at night, imbibers delight. 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
3406 a toast...here’s looking at you, kids! 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
3407 What the Christ did you put in my drink? 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
3408 It’s a foolish moon. 1.2617 0.05028 107 83 20 4
3409 You really think that's an endorsement of an $8 merlot? 1.2617 0.04664 107 81 24 2
3410 Always see the smile on the horizon. 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
3411 Hetero couple looking for a third ;) 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
3412 Wow, emojis have really gotten advanced, haven’t they, honey? 1.2614 0.05937 88 70 13 5
3413 Just kidding made of cheese or just kidding this planet earth thing is so over? 1.2614 0.05236 88 67 19 2
3414 So, this is the new guy? 1.2614 0.04980 88 66 21 1
3415 So... wanna make love out here under that winking moon? Can't be weirder than 2020, amirite? 1.2614 0.05236 88 67 19 2
3416 Honestly, what next! 1.2614 0.05713 88 69 15 4
3417 Half smile, half frown, let's drink to his company. 1.2614 0.05480 88 68 17 3
3418 She: "He's winking at me!" He: "How do you know it's you?" 1.2614 0.05236 88 67 19 2
3419 I think I need to give my cell phone a rest. 1.2614 0.05236 88 67 19 2
3420 I guess NASA wanted to go viral or something 1.2614 0.05480 88 68 17 3
3421 I think he's happy that Trump lost! 1.2609 0.06073 69 53 14 2
3422 Oh Great. It wants to get closer. 1.2609 0.05711 69 52 16 1
3423 At least it’s not an eggplant. 1.2609 0.06414 69 54 12 3
3424 It was either this or the skywriter. 1.2609 0.06157 92 75 10 7
3425 Sun has got his eye on you. 1.2609 0.05325 92 71 18 3
3426 Is he winking,smirking,or just happy he got that big bullet out? 1.2609 0.05096 92 70 20 2
3427 We’re supposed to make hay when this happens but I would rather enjoy this fine wine. 1.2609 0.05096 92 70 20 2
3428 ... is this now a good or a bad sign? 1.2609 0.05096 92 70 20 2
3429 How romantic - just you, me, and the emoji moonlight. 1.2609 0.05096 92 70 20 2
3430 Hey baby, I’ll be up all night. 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
3431 When I prayed for our son to be happy, this is not what I meant" 1.2609 0.06073 69 53 14 2
3432 I had no idea you meant an actual threesome when you said you were "on top of the moon" 1.2609 0.05325 92 71 18 3
3433 I love being flirted with. 1.2609 0.05711 69 52 16 1
3434 He thinks we're drinking moonshine. 1.2609 0.05325 92 71 18 3
3435 Okay that's just creepy. 1.2609 0.05325 92 71 18 3
3436 Little to early to be drinking isn’t it KAREN? 😉 1.2609 0.04856 92 69 22 1
3437 I think I still don't feel disconnected from social media. 1.2609 0.07048 69 56 8 5
3438 I wanted to watch a nice romantic sunset with you, but this one is more flirty than romantic 1.2609 0.05711 69 52 16 1
3439 'Is it an omen, or just pretending to be one? 1.2604 0.05589 96 76 15 5
3440 Here's lookin at ya kids. 1.2604 0.04966 96 73 21 2
3441 Lookout, Marsha, next, he's going to moon you. 1.2604 0.05182 96 74 19 3
3442 He/she/it or they? 1.2604 0.04740 96 72 23 1
3443 Yeah, you're all f 'd. 1.2604 0.05389 96 75 17 4
3444 Is he actually winking at you? 1.2604 0.05182 96 74 19 3
3445 They shouldn't call it blue moonshine. 1.2604 0.05182 96 74 19 3
3446 That's the sign to go all the way. 1.2604 0.05182 96 74 19 3
3447 Do not wake me up! 1.2604 0.04740 96 72 23 1
3448 They said the view was magical, they were not kidding 1.2604 0.05589 96 76 15 5
3449 I don’t think we microdosed. 1.2604 0.04966 96 73 21 2
3450 Not everyone is flirting with you, Jack. She’s just smiling because it’s her job. 1.2603 0.05861 73 56 15 2
3451 Does he know something that we don’t 1.2603 0.05171 73 54 19 0
3452 I think the wine's gone bad. 1.2603 0.06177 73 57 13 3
3453 You know, I think it was a mistake to send computer geeks to the Moon. 1.2603 0.06177 73 57 13 3
3454 I think she’s giving the sun the come on. 1.2603 0.06177 73 57 13 3
3455 Keep moving, pal. She's married. 1.2603 0.06177 73 57 13 3
3456 Welcome to February 2021! I told you everything would be ok! You got this ... but wait, where’s your mask? 1.2603 0.06765 73 59 9 5
3457 Mushrooms and wine don't go together well. 1.2600 0.05245 100 78 18 4
3458 Clearly my weekly screen time has skyrocketed. 1.2600 0.05435 100 79 16 5
3459 It was only a matter of time. 1.2600 0.04845 100 76 22 2
3460 Do you think he knows who I voted for? 1.2600 0.05245 100 78 18 4
3461 Maybe we should lay off the drinking; I could swear I just saw the man in the moon wink at me. 1.2597 0.05963 77 60 14 3
3462 Is that what it means to moon someone? 1.2597 0.05030 77 57 20 0
3463 Well, I guess we know what he thinks of the space force. 1.2597 0.06243 77 61 12 4
3464 It's rich, full and it's been aging since 1969. 1.2597 0.06243 77 61 12 4
3465 I don’t know if it’s the wine or the lack of light pollution, but I think the moon is flirting with me. 1.2597 0.05669 77 59 16 2
3466 It doesn't get much better than this, Emily - emoji moon, grape juice in our cups and a green screen for scenery 1.2596 0.04926 104 80 21 3
3467 Maybe I should have stayed with that hedge fund manager 1.2596 0.05291 104 82 17 5
3468 That third glass of wine is really starting to kick in. 1.2593 0.05205 81 61 19 1
3469 Emojis are real? 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
3470 NASA says a ptosis crutch is on the way.” 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
3471 First New Year's full moon...winking-wolf-at-the-door! 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
3472 When you're a celebrity, you can do those things. 1.2593 0.04627 108 82 24 2
3473 So how do you feel about the latest iOS update? 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
3474 Drink up my dear. It is all going be downhill from now on 1.2593 0.05493 81 62 17 2
3475 The paper said it's called the lecher eclipse 1.2593 0.05493 81 62 17 2
3476 It’s only a paper ballot moon. 1.2593 0.05205 81 61 19 1
3477 Can the Tom Hanks Inaugural really have managed this? 1.2593 0.05493 81 62 17 2
3478 It’s the new Sun God everyone is worshiping. He is called Emoji. 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
3479 He was just kidding. 1.2589 0.04528 112 85 25 2
3480 He’s certainly unbothered by social distancing, huh? 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
3481 I see the moon is in flirt. 1.2588 0.05333 85 65 18 2
3482 What is he winking about ? 1.2588 0.06296 85 69 10 6
3483 The emojis on this platform make me feel like I'm on the dark web 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
3484 Care for mood lighting? 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
3485 Sharon - what did you put in the wine? 1.2584 0.05426 89 69 17 3
3486 They tried to do it on the sun first but it melted. 1.2584 0.05426 89 69 17 3
3487 You don't think he looks just like your old boy friend, Bob? 1.2584 0.05656 89 70 15 4
3488 I told you it changes the meaning of everything. 1.2584 0.05185 89 68 19 2
3489 Oh Marsha, if only there were an emoji for what I'm feeling right now. 1.2584 0.05656 89 70 15 4
3490 Looks like someone finally updated His smartphone. 1.2584 0.05426 89 69 17 3
3491 Follow your heart or follow the sun - your call. 1.2584 0.05426 89 69 17 3
3492 The sun is about to wink out. This can't be good. 1.2584 0.04933 89 67 21 1
3493 That’s kind of weird. 1.2584 0.05426 89 69 17 3
3494 I haven’t had enough wine tonight to bear witness to another mooning... 1.2584 0.05426 89 69 17 3
3495 Heh, heh, the emojiverse agrees. 1.2584 0.05656 89 70 15 4
3496 When a lunar lander hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's an emoji? 1.2581 0.07249 62 50 8 4
3497 Is the moon’s sexual preference a, like, known thing? 1.2581 0.05275 93 72 18 3
3498 Think she can do it with both eyes? 1.2581 0.04811 93 70 22 1
3499 If you gaze too long at the moon, the moon gazes back. 1.2581 0.05048 93 71 20 2
3500 Don't mind me 1.2581 0.05701 93 74 14 5
3501 It's not what you think. 1.2581 0.05275 93 72 18 3
3502 There are no words. 1.2581 0.05492 93 73 16 4
3503 O, swear not by the moon, th' promiscuous moon... 1.2577 0.05538 97 77 15 5
3504 I've blocked his number, but he still keeps finding ways to contact me. 1.2577 0.05728 97 78 13 6
3505 Do you want to take this one? 1.2577 0.04464 97 72 25 0
3506 If only Inauguration Day could last forever! 1.2577 0.05340 97 76 17 4
3507 Do you think he's happy because of what happened yesterday. 1.2577 0.04698 97 73 23 1
3508 Early at night, or quite late in the evening, a man and a woman have come outside to look at the moon. Each of them holds a glass of wine, and in the sky, instead of the moon, there is a wink emoji. The man is caught mid-step, the woman stands still. 1.2577 0.05913 97 79 11 7
3509 Do you think he knows? 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
3510 What exactly did you say you put in these glasses? 1.2576 0.05838 66 50 15 1
3511 I have a feeling we're not in Vermont anymore. 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
3512 you promised it would be just two of us 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
3513 I mean...I’m into it if you’re into it. 1.2576 0.07262 66 54 7 5
3514 Thanks for showing up! It's been awhile since we wanted to toast a sunset. 1.2574 0.05006 101 78 20 3
3515 There’s something in the moon tonight ✨ 1.2574 0.05006 101 78 20 3
3516 Wink wink, Oh my God the moon so annoying 1.2574 0.05200 101 79 18 4
3517 Do you feel like we're alone? 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
3518 I always forget: is it a Winking Moon or a Smirking Moon? 1.2571 0.06652 70 56 10 4
3519 Emoji Moon tonight, honey! Even the wolves are laughing. 1.2571 0.06333 70 55 12 3
3520 Are you seeing what I’m seeing? 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
3521 He lost one of his eyes when the Eagle landed on it. 1.2571 0.06333 70 55 12 3
3522 When the moon winks its eye like a big pizza pie, that's too much wine. 1.2571 0.06333 70 55 12 3
3523 Did that cheese we just ate taste funny to you? 1.2571 0.06333 70 55 12 3
3524 Someone shot for the moon. Took his eye clean out. 1.2568 0.06954 74 61 7 6
3525 I guess that explains the cloud that looked like a poop emoji. 1.2568 0.06399 74 59 11 4
3526 This is why I said boxed wine was a bad idea. 1.2568 0.06103 74 58 13 3
3527 I guess there's life on the moon after all 1.2568 0.06103 74 58 13 3
3528 I think he’s inviting us over 1.2568 0.06103 74 58 13 3
3529 Let's not relieve ourselves here. 1.2564 0.05605 78 60 16 2
3530 When...the...moon hits your eye like a winking emoji... (that's amore ;)! 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
3531 The Wink Moon is the Pink Moon that happens once in a Blue moon. 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
3532 Sheesh. Forget it. Let's just go back to your parents' house. 1.2564 0.05605 78 60 16 2
3533 Uh, how many drinks have we had? 1.2564 0.05300 78 59 18 1
3534 This emoji moon phenomenon feels more creepy than romantic. 1.2564 0.05300 78 59 18 1
3535 I think he approves of the Cabernet we've selected. 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
3536 I'm glad we came to visit. Colorado is so rad! 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
3537 I thought we came up here to see a blue moon. 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
3538 Remember when we first had sex, and your nephew mooned us? 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
3539 God, he's really full of himself tonight. 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
3540 Makes you wonder if theres anything to the conspiracy theories around our moon landing....... 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
3541 Next time go easy on the absinthe. 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
3542 I heard that Viagra bought the advertising rights to the moon's surface 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
3543 This is not what I pictured when you said we'd be having wine and cheese. 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
3544 Menage a trois? How would that work, exactly? 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
3545 I'm in if you are. 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
3546 Amazing, all these years he can still manage a smile. I've heard Verne was never charged for the incident." 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
3547 Not exactly what I meant when I asked for your moon sign. 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
3548 The tongue should start to peek out any minute. 🤪 1.2561 0.05151 82 62 19 1
3549 Is the moon about to moon us? 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
3550 Kinda ruins the mood. 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
3551 Honey, this could be the wine but I’m pretty sure the moon is trynta fuck. 1.2558 0.06006 86 69 12 5
3552 I still think there were better things to spend 30 trillion dollars on than changing it to a "Person in the Moon." 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
3553 The moon hit it's eye 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
3554 Actually, I think he's winking at you. 1.2558 0.05013 86 65 20 1
3555 Not crazy about this new iOS update for reality 1.2558 0.06006 86 69 12 5
3556 During Covid I’ve become a friend to nature. 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
3557 You blinked, I win. 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
3558 Hereis lookin at you, babe! 1.2558 0.05013 86 65 20 1
3559 I didn't know the sun tWINKled 1.2558 0.05013 86 65 20 1
3560 I told you; wine puts everyone in a good mood. 1.2558 0.04733 86 64 22 0
3561 No, it's definitely not schadenfreude face with sarcastic wink, more like gemütlichkeit face with corneal scratch. 1.2558 0.05279 86 66 18 2
3562 I guess everything can be captured by an emoji. 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
3563 That TV weather report was disturbingly accurate. 1.2558 0.05279 86 66 18 2
3564 Why yes, I did have something in my eye but that was over eight minutes ago 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
3565 I can’t believe you’re flirting in front of me 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
3566 Edibles! When I see a winking moon it’s more like regrettables. 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
3567 And finally, Trumps two wink notice went into effect. 1.2558 0.05279 86 66 18 2
3568 At least it's not showing its dark side 1.2556 0.05373 90 70 17 3
3569 A flirtatious night awaits 1.2556 0.04886 90 68 21 1
3570 “Is ‘pie in the sky man’ flirting with you?” 1.2556 0.05135 90 69 19 2
3571 It's the wine 1.2556 0.05135 90 69 19 2
3572 Is that guy winking at you? 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
3573 Did Apple buy the moon too?or maybe dry January is not a bad idea 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
3574 So that’s where my smiley fry went. 1.2556 0.05373 90 70 17 3
3575 Uh, you didn’t see anything, did you? 1.2556 0.05373 90 70 17 3
3576 Honey, you know I’m not the jealous type but lately I’m getting this feeling that we come out here every night just to look at the moon. 1.2556 0.05135 90 69 19 2
3577 I'm not buying it... You? 1.2553 0.05440 94 74 16 4
3578 Well, replacing the sun with an emoji seems like a drastic remedy forclimate change. But hey, what do I know? 1.2553 0.05226 94 73 18 3
3579 He's still got gravity, but what happened to the gravitas? 1.2553 0.05226 94 73 18 3
3580 I think we’re about to have a three-way. 1.2553 0.05647 94 75 14 5
3581 Honey, I’m sorry you had to find out this way. 1.2553 0.05440 94 74 16 4
3582 Seriously, I'm done with all this toxic positivity 1.2551 0.05487 98 78 15 5
3583 I’m sorry but we’re monogamous... 1.2551 0.05292 98 77 17 4
3584 Get a moon! 1.2551 0.05487 98 78 15 5
3585 Remember when people said “Have a nice day” unsarcastically? 1.2549 0.04763 102 78 22 2
3586 Enjoying the bright and sunny future 1.2549 0.05155 102 80 18 4
3587 You would smile too if you rolled around heaven all day. 1.2545 0.07439 55 44 8 3
3588 So what’s her name? WHO IS SHE?! 1.2542 0.07488 59 48 7 4
3589 Do you think that wink means 'Good night and good luck", or "God help you!" 1.2540 0.06776 63 50 10 3
3590 I don’t know. Does polyamory have limits? 1.2540 0.06387 63 49 12 2
3591 Well done, Doreen. You charmed the pants off him. 1.2537 0.05763 67 51 15 1
3592 Sure it’s 6 AM. But she knows that somewhere on earth it’s Happy Hour. 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
3593 What's he know that we don't? 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
3594 In a few more nights, it’ll be in the face-palm emoji phase. 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
3595 After three glasses, I make the same phase. 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
3596 If this is not a sign from the Universe to us getting married, I don't know what is. 1.2535 0.06567 71 57 10 4
3597 Actually,I saw this once before ... standing in this very spot with my first wife. 1.2535 0.05923 71 55 14 2
3598 It's the incredibly rare winky moon. 1.2535 0.06567 71 57 10 4
3599 This whole Space X thing is creeping me out now. 1.2535 0.05573 71 54 16 1
3600 They’re at it again! First the tallest building! Then man made islands! And now they’re making the moon look like an Emoji! What’s next? 1.2535 0.06867 71 58 8 5
3601 I've noticed he does that whenever a cow jumps over him. 1.2535 0.06567 71 57 10 4
3602 Told ya not to look directly into it. 1.2535 0.05923 71 55 14 2
3603 I need to up my emoji game 1.2535 0.05200 71 53 18 0
3604 Yes, I see her often, but we've never spent the night together 1.2533 0.05056 75 56 19 0
3605 What rhymes with emoji, dear? 1.2533 0.06323 75 60 11 4
3606 My eggplant misses your taco. 1.2533 0.05724 75 58 15 2
3607 The Farmer's Almanac called this month's the 'Horny Moon' . . . " 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
3608 Maybe he can get emoticons back under control. 1.2533 0.06323 75 60 11 4
3609 Thanks for keeping your shades up. 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
3610 Don't mind me sweeties... Keep drinking and keep walking. 1.2533 0.05724 75 58 15 2
3611 We're trying to have a moment here... can you go into retrograde? 1.2533 0.05400 75 57 17 1
3612 Batman is really leaning into psychedelics these days 1.2533 0.06601 75 61 9 5
3613 Now would be a good time to shoot for the moon. 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
3614 I thought you stopped talking to him 1.2533 0.06323 75 60 11 4
3615 Looks like somebody's had too much to drink. 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
3616 Cheeeeeese 1.2532 0.05243 79 60 18 1
3617 And they said a mountainside retreat wouldn't change my worldview. 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
3618 Maybe, No quite t so happy? 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
3619 You really think the moon is winking at us. Enough wine, already! 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
3620 I know that smile 😉 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
3621 Is this what that song That's Amore was trying to tell us? 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
3622 that's what it means "be over the moon" 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
3623 The man in the moon has a lascivious mind! 1.2530 0.05098 83 63 19 1
3624 Well the man in the moon thinks Biden's off to a good start with climate change. 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
3625 Is there an emoji for that? 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
3626 You sure you don't want a hit of these gamma-rays? 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
3627 The moon’s not wearing a mask. 1.2530 0.06143 83 67 11 5
3628 Is there something the moon knows that I don’t? 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
3629 Just how vintage is this?" 1.2529 0.05226 87 67 18 2
3630 It's OK, last night he mooned me. 1.2529 0.05476 87 68 16 3
3631 She'd like us to share. 1.2529 0.05715 87 69 14 4
3632 So, this is the luna you want to leave me for, Edith? 1.2529 0.05476 87 68 16 3
3633 Too much moonshine! 1.2529 0.05715 87 69 14 4
3634 Honey, you promised me you stopped moonlighting! 1.2529 0.05226 87 67 18 2
3635 Looks like he is also looking at you, kid 1.2529 0.05226 87 67 18 2
3636 It made not be made out of cheese, but it sure is cheesy. 1.2529 0.04964 87 66 20 1
3637 I hear wine goes great with cheese... 1.2529 0.05226 87 67 18 2
3638 Is this what happens when you drink moonshine? 1.2527 0.05762 91 73 13 5
3639 Well, I guess they don't call it "Lover's Peek" for nothing. 1.2527 0.05086 91 70 19 2
3640 I think we climbed too high 1.2527 0.05086 91 70 19 2
3641 “She winking at you?” 1.2527 0.05086 91 70 19 2
3642 Lunar dust in the eyeball. I hope Biden takes care of climate change! 1.2527 0.04840 91 69 21 1
3643 Do you tink we need some shut-eye? 1.2527 0.05546 91 72 15 4
3644 ...um what did the bartender say was in this drink? 1.2526 0.04956 95 73 20 2
3645 Do you think it's taunting us ? 1.2526 0.05389 95 75 16 4
3646 Some people just know how to have a good time. 1.2526 0.04725 95 72 22 1
3647 Solar flare or solar flirt, we’re about to get a light show either way... 1.2526 0.05389 95 75 16 4
3648 The dark side of the moon is getting a makeover. 1.2526 0.04956 95 73 20 2
3649 I'm sorry. When I suggested a romantic walk in the moonlight, I didn't know she was listening. 1.2526 0.05389 95 75 16 4
3650 That smile just doesn’t look genuine to me 1.2526 0.05177 95 74 18 3
3651 Aren't we over the moon? 1.2526 0.05389 95 75 16 4
3652 I guess that's the amore he was crooning about. 1.2526 0.05177 95 74 18 3
3653 I would be green with envy if he wasn't so cheesy. 1.2526 0.05177 95 74 18 3
3654 When's that eclipse? 1.2526 0.05389 95 75 16 4
3655 A bit early in the morning for that, don’t you think? 1.2526 0.04956 95 73 20 2
3656 Do you know that guy? 1.2525 0.05044 99 77 19 3
3657 See you tomorrow, maybe. 1.2525 0.04618 99 75 23 1
3658 Everybody's day-drinking these days. 1.2525 0.04836 99 76 21 2
3659 It's the biannual Emoji Moon. 1.2525 0.05245 99 78 17 4
3660 Either it got hit by an asteroid or it's a cheer that we're still alive! 1.2525 0.05044 99 77 19 3
3661 You’re welcome, America. 1.2525 0.05438 99 79 15 5
3662 I know I'm tipsy but I think the sun is about to go down on us. 1.2524 0.04921 103 80 20 3
3663 I think emojis have finally jumped the shark. 1.2524 0.04723 103 79 22 2
3664 Where did all the stars go? 1.2523 0.04985 107 84 19 4
3665 Sure, it could be Google or Bezos--but my guess is Elon Musk. 1.2500 0.05506 72 55 16 1
3666 Great. Now even the sun uses emojis. 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
3667 No worries mate - It's just a NEW New York Times click bait. 1.2500 0.05339 76 58 17 1
3668 Maybe skinny-dipping wasn't such a great idea! 1.2500 0.05883 88 71 12 5
3669 Did the moon wink its eye like a big creepy guy? More chardonnay… 1.2500 0.06415 68 54 11 3
3670 I gotta cut back on the screen time. 1.2500 0.05186 80 61 18 1
3671 Ted, I live for nights like these. 1.2500 0.06415 68 54 11 3
3672 Do you think he understands we’re leftist outdoorsy not republican outdoorsy? Honey, turn the music up so he can tell it’s folk not country. 1.2500 0.05492 92 73 15 4
3673 I'm sure I can see a face somewhere 1.2500 0.04795 92 70 21 1
3674 The full emoji rise is beautiful tonight. 1.2500 0.06485 72 58 10 4
3675 Hard to disconnect with an emoji staring at you. 1.2500 0.05175 88 68 18 2
3676 It may be time to slow down the colonization efforts. 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
3677 oooooookay. 1.2500 0.05130 96 75 18 3
3678 Don't flatter yourself, it's me he's winking at 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
3679 Did you close the shades last night? 1.2500 0.07043 64 52 8 4
3680 I think we have an inside joke with outer space. 1.2500 0.04911 96 74 20 2
3681 That is the Winky Face Moon... not to be confused with the more mischievous and sexual Smirky Face Moon. 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
3682 I'm not gonna push her off the cliff. 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
3683 Did he just wink at you? My God! Are you flirting with him? 1.2500 0.05492 92 73 15 4
3684 Sweetie, I thought you said it was just going to be the two of us tonight? 1.2500 0.05186 80 61 18 1
3685 I know about the waxing and waning Moon but I had never heard of the winking Moon.0 1.2500 0.04916 88 67 20 1
3686 It's called "mooning" because the Hebrew words for "moon" and "buttocks" are almost homonyms. 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
3687 Easy for him to say. 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
3688 Is it isolation, the wine, or should I be concerned? 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
3689 Diane,did you tell him about our whole ‘once in a blue moon’ thing?? 1.2500 0.05000 100 78 19 3
3690 I guess it IS "amore" afterall. 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
3691 You have to explain why he’s winking at you, Marge 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
3692 He: “My thoughts revolve around you.” She: “Honestly, it’s just a phase.” 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
3693 I just remembered we don´t have our masks on 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
3694 Hey, uh, quick question, where did you say you got this wine from? 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
3695 See? Climate change. 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
3696 Smile, you’re in the great outdoors. 1.2500 0.06415 68 54 11 3
3697 He's trying to tell us something. 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
3698 Is it me, or do you smell pizza? 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
3699 Am I drunk or did the sun rise in the west? 1.2500 0.05270 92 72 17 3
3700 I have to stop drinking so much alcohol. 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
3701 I waxed my gibbus for this? 1.2500 0.06415 68 54 11 3
3702 So, 2020 was just a cosmic joke? 1.2500 0.05270 92 72 17 3
3703 You said this wine was fun and fruity. 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
3704 If he’s so damn relieved, why is he sleeping with one eye open? 1.2500 0.05030 116 93 17 6
3705 I've been inside and texting for faaaarrr too long! 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
3706 Don't fret. It's only a paper moon... 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
3707 you know, that would make a great emoji 1.2500 0.06485 72 58 10 4
3708 Remember the good ol’ days when moons were just half, quarter or full? Now we have to figure out the damn emoji. 1.2500 0.07043 64 52 8 4
3709 Either of you want to get your tide neaped? 1.2500 0.05705 92 74 13 5
3710 Is he just punking us? 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
3711 I see the happy faces are not just in the United States. The whole universe is glad. 1.2500 0.05705 92 74 13 5
3712 We feel flattered, but we're not ready for a three-sun. 1.2500 0.06289 80 65 10 5
3713 What kind of wine is this again? 1.2500 0.06299 64 50 12 2
3714 A little liquid sunshine, I see. 1.2500 0.04794 100 77 21 2
3715 I wish it were the poop one.” 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
3716 I'd say its a Flirting Moon, not a Harvest moon. 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
3717 I’m wishing we hadn’t downloaded this new version of the sky. 1.2500 0.05690 68 52 15 1
3718 I think he might be mistaking our heliocentrism for something else. 1.2500 0.07591 48 38 8 2
3719 I told him the world will not end in the next four years anyway 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
3720 Most stars wink before they go nova. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
3721 Flirty? I'd say 'smug.' 1.2500 0.04683 96 73 22 1
3722 Marge, is there something you want to tell me about your last flight? 1.2500 0.05175 88 68 18 2
3723 Of course it’s cheesy. He’s made of cheese. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
3724 Old flame. 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
3725 Skipping AA again, am I right?? 1.2500 0.05657 88 70 14 4
3726 That's one small step for an emoji; one giant leap for the Unicode Consortium 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
3727 Do you think it's meant just for us? 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
3728 I thought you’d unsubscribed from Match.moon. 1.2500 0.06563 60 47 11 2
3729 Honey, do you think we can talk to him? He’s not wearing a mask but at least he’s winking from more than six feet away... 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
3730 Did you pack the SPF50? The sun’s coming on a little too strong 1.2500 0.07043 64 52 8 4
3731 Not much else to do then enjoy heavenly bodies 1.2500 0.06536 80 66 8 6
3732 « Cheers and don’t worry mates, I’ll be gone in the morning... » 1.2500 0.05175 88 68 18 2
3733 So much for a new day 1.2500 0.06415 68 54 11 3
3734 OK, what does it know that we don't know? 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
3735 Don’t mind me, I won’t tell anyone ;) 1.2500 0.05130 96 75 18 3
3736 What did we do before emojis? 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
3737 Ok, I'm outta here. Good night, Tinky-Winky 1.2500 0.05198 100 79 17 4
3738 How lucky, I thought we were going to see a waning moon. 1.2500 0.05270 92 72 17 3
3739 Shh.. The Wolf Moon is replaced by me and I will appear only after the Inauguration… 1.2500 0.04581 108 83 23 2
3740 Surely the life-time senator from the tax shelter state is the answer to all of neoliberalism’s problems 1.2500 0.05705 92 74 13 5
3741 It became too frightful to look with both eyes. 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
3742 Yeah, about that; we went skinny dipping last summer and it hasn't been the same since. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
3743 2020 - sorry to do this, but I gotta go. It’s not you, it’s me! 1.2500 0.05270 92 72 17 3
3744 « She must have gotten cosmic dust... » 1.2500 0.05198 100 79 17 4
3745 Tonight the moon seems a little too close. 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
3746 I swear, even the moon thinks we're screwed. 1.2500 0.06063 68 53 13 2
3747 Well I thnk the moonshine starts to kick in.. 1.2500 0.07374 60 49 7 4
3748 Honey, I think the LSD is kicking in 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
3749 He’s less orange in 2021 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
3750 Is the moon getting fresh with us or is it just the wine talking? 1.2500 0.05705 92 74 13 5
3751 Nice to see you again. I think this one might be the one.” 1.2478 0.04450 113 87 24 2
3752 I told you the perfume was too much. 1.2476 0.04838 105 82 20 3
3753 Hey, Moon, I’m like right here 1.2476 0.05024 105 83 18 4
3754 Here's to moon winking. Cheers! 1.2475 0.04956 101 79 19 3
3755 We can see the rest of it on OnlyFans. 1.2475 0.04956 101 79 19 3
3756 I don't know... Do YOU want to? 1.2475 0.05523 101 82 13 6
3757 So much for that old cliche! 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
3758 So, this has all been one great big joke? 1.2474 0.04642 97 74 22 1
3759 Wanda bought Bob a virtual reality honeymoon. 1.2473 0.05220 93 73 17 3
3760 I’ve heard of global warming but what do you make of this? 1.2473 0.05439 93 74 15 4
3761 We only got a wink today. Why not a nod? 1.2473 0.04991 93 72 19 2
3762 I hate the way you get indiscriminately flirtatious after just one glass of wine! 1.2473 0.05220 93 73 17 3
3763 I think everything's gonna be alright. 1.2473 0.05220 93 73 17 3
3764 You said this was herbal wine? 1.2472 0.04868 89 68 20 1
3765 If he does not to wear a mask neither do we. 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
3766 There's an imprimatur for a wham, bam, thank you ma'am if ever I saw one. 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
3767 Wow, this is some great noir. 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
3768 This wine's going to my bed--uh, I mean head. 1.2472 0.04868 89 68 20 1
3769 Look the Sun is shining on us! or maybe its winking. 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
3770 I am celebrating with you! 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
3771 Apple, Facebook, or Google? 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
3772 Did you know Condé Nast doesn't value it's employees? 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
3773 This is good acid.! 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
3774 Jon Bon Jovi shared I was coming, right? 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
3775 Honey, this is the real happy hour! 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
3776 Hold a drink in your hand and suddenly everybody’s hitting on you. 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
3777 I give you the flibbertigibbet moon. 1.2471 0.04995 85 65 19 1
3778 I thought it was supposed to be a lunar ellipses. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
3779 So, EMOJI stands for Earth's Moon Joins Other Icons? 1.2471 0.04995 85 65 19 1
3780 There it is, the winking moon. This was worth bringing our wine glasses into the forest for. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
3781 Is the moon becoming more human or have we digitized it? 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
3782 We’re toasting to you coming out again too. There have been some dark days” 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
3783 So tell me again, WHERE did you get this "home vinted organic wine"? 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
3784 It’s so Chekhovian:“ the glint of light on broken glass”. 1.2471 0.04995 85 65 19 1
3785 Oh. I thought tonight was the kissy face. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
3786 Looks to me like there's only one 'i' in 'emoji.' 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
3787 I've never seen "lunar pull" in action before. 1.2469 0.06219 81 66 10 5
3788 OMG! It’s Sarah Palin! 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
3789 No I don't think that's pink eye Shirley, maybe have a water between glasses. 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
3790 Who is he winking at? Is it you, is me or the both of us? I just don't know. And what does he know that we don't? 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
3791 These last four years are your idea of a joke? 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
3792 i guess astrology is real 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
3793 My god, have we drunk the Kool-Aid? 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
3794 Ya know... after seeing this 1st full emoonji of 2021, I have the feeling that this year is going to be a lot better than last year. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
3795 Is that for real, or the wine? 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
3796 Starting to think that the mushroom wine wasn't a good idea. 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
3797 It certainly isn't a blue moon! 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
3798 Happens every time we stand by Crater Lake! 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
3799 Even the universe is mocking us 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
3800 He knows nothing about china, but he's an expert on clichés. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
3801 I find this Psilocybin/Sauvignon hybrid blend to be very potent with just a hint of sexual harassment. 1.2466 0.05441 73 56 16 1
3802 He has a Chinese spaceship in his eye. 1.2466 0.06695 73 60 8 5
3803 In the city you can only see the dark side. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
3804 I think our conspiracy has been blown. 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
3805 It's a message from Q to trust the plan. 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
3806 See, I told you God is an emoji. 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
3807 You can really see the creep on the moon tonight 1.2466 0.05080 73 55 18 0
3808 Even in its natural environment sarcasm still struggles to translate. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
3809 Hello, I love you" 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
3810 You’ve heard of “Le Voyage dans la Lune” but have you heard of “Le Voyage dans la Lune avec Merlot”? 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
3811 When Paul proposed Bettany said she was over the moon. Suddenly she wasn't so sure. 1.2464 0.06660 69 56 9 4
3812 I believe our virtual cocktail hour has become self aware 1.2464 0.06973 69 57 7 5
3813 Either the man in moon is flirting, or it’s this CBT in the Wine.... 1.2464 0.05619 69 53 15 1
3814 The sun will come out tomorrow, after all. 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
3815 Honey, let's don't buy any more of this Trump wine again! 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
3816 So this is what happens when the moon moons us. 1.2464 0.06660 69 56 9 4
3817 Only your second glass this evening? Right! And my name is Carl Sagan. 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
3818 I think it is winking at us, but maybe someone else is up here that's a lot cooler? 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
3819 Sure, it looks cute. But pink eye is a serious condition. Well, if they were practicing proper hand washing techniques... Yes. I agree. The moment is over. 1.2459 0.06468 61 48 11 2
3820 Is this our third, or fourth glass? 1.2456 0.07203 57 46 8 3
3821 I got a little dust in my eye... 1.2453 0.05330 106 86 14 6
3822 Uh, does it know something we don't? 1.2453 0.04798 106 83 20 3
3823 The dark side is a real arse, though. 1.2451 0.04914 102 80 19 3
3824 Yikes! 1.2449 0.05629 98 80 12 6
3825 The Honeymooners" marathon is on tonight 1.2449 0.05439 98 79 14 5
3826 The forecast did say things were going to get hazy. 1.2449 0.05037 98 77 18 3
3827 I told you the moon was gay. 1.2447 0.05387 94 75 15 4
3828 It may feel like amore now, but give it two weeks and I guarantee he's nowhere to be seen. 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
3829 The moon is flirting with us? I'll drink to that. 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
3830 I prefer to use the one with the party hat. 1.2444 0.05544 90 72 14 4
3831 Strange ... I'm getting this sudden yen for pizza with extra cheese. 1.2444 0.05544 90 72 14 4
3832 Definitely not portobello mushrooms 1.2444 0.05544 90 72 14 4
3833 Here's to a new moonkind 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
3834 Not saying I want to, but if I had to fuck an emoji, I guess it would be the ghost one. 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
3835 I thought it was a honeymoon, not a smiley moon 1.2442 0.04660 86 65 21 0
3836 I'm still not sold on "moon-mojis." 1.2442 0.05214 86 67 17 2
3837 I know how some kids draw a smiling sun, but this is just ridiculous. 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
3838 So glad we found each other; there seem to be lots of lunartics out there. 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
3839 So...is he your wingman, or are you his? 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
3840 You've had too much wine, amore mio. That's not a big pizza pie that was hit in the eye. 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
3841 Honey what was in this wine again? 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
3842 Honey, when I said I was outdoorsy I didn’t mean it *that* way 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
3843 Sure, it's cute, but remember we're just cartoon characters. 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
3844 Our romantic moonlit soirée just lost its juice. 1.2439 0.05077 82 63 18 1
3845 Beth, are you seeing what I'm seeing? Do think your husband put something in the wine? 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
3846 I think the man in the moon is most likely a woman 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
3847 I have a feeling we’re about to get mooned 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
3848 Oh look, the Matrix finally updated its emoji keyboard. 1.2436 0.05531 78 61 15 2
3849 I seem to remember the subtext being subtler. 1.2436 0.05531 78 61 15 2
3850 I am not sure, that wink is either a good thing, or a message that 2021 might not be so good. 1.2436 0.05531 78 61 15 2
3851 A sign that now all is right in our World. 1.2436 0.05531 78 61 15 2
3852 I guess it wasn't just the cat who was watching. 1.2436 0.05531 78 61 15 2
3853 Its nothing-just an unoriginal riff on 'Moon over Miami'. 1.2436 0.06370 78 64 9 5
3854 Just between us,I've gone a little out of my way to meet you here. 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
3855 I can't help feeling that your ex is watching us. 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
3856 what happens if he frowns? 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
3857 Tequila sunrise I hope ! 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
3858 Oh look, Bill. Emojis have finally joined Space Force. 1.2436 0.05531 78 61 15 2
3859 What’s in this drink again? 1.2436 0.05221 78 60 17 1
3860 Right Back At Ya! 1.2435 0.04553 115 90 22 3
3861 He knows something we don't know or A wink and a nod, wow! 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
3862 Now do you believe, it was a conspiracy? 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
3863 She's a regular here. 1.2432 0.06613 74 61 8 5
3864 Looks like something my two-year old drew. 1.2432 0.05022 74 56 18 0
3865 You want the moon? Ew, never mind. 1.2432 0.05378 74 57 16 1
3866 Omg is that the original scrub daddy? Here to scrub the world of all evil? 1.2432 0.06613 74 61 8 5
3867 Goodnight creepy emoji who over us looms. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
3868 How is that atheism working out for you? 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
3869 Have you ever seen a bigger flirt? 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
3870 Dear, are you flirting with the man in the moon again? 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
3871 Who’s gonna tell him? 1.2429 0.06574 70 57 9 4
3872 I just want to look around. 1.2424 0.05195 99 79 16 4
3873 I think it thinks you're hot too. 1.2424 0.05195 99 79 16 4
3874 I was skeptical for years, but now I am completely convinced that the Moon landing was a hoax! 1.2424 0.04992 99 78 18 3
3875 What's he trying to tell us? 1.2424 0.04561 99 76 22 1
3876 Sarah, he’s over the moon for you. 1.2424 0.04992 99 78 18 3
3877 Honey, I may have one too many. 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
3878 Nice change from poo. 1.2421 0.04899 95 74 19 2
3879 So that's where Trump was exiled to. 1.2421 0.05337 95 76 15 4
3880 I don't know. Can you really trust anyone these days? 1.2421 0.04899 95 74 19 2
3881 I paid a lot for that effect, so you pretty much have to now 1.2421 0.04665 95 73 21 1
3882 It's show time! 1.2421 0.04899 95 74 19 2
3883 This pandemic really has everyone wanting more human contact 1.2419 0.06777 62 50 9 3
3884 I didn’t know the moon was in the business of happy endings 1.2419 0.04773 124 100 18 6
3885 I guess D.C. was cloudy on January 6 1.2418 0.05263 91 72 16 3
3886 It's just like our texts... he's being sarcastic, not mocking you. 1.2418 0.05263 91 72 16 3
3887 Hey Dawn, looking tight as always. 1.2418 0.05490 91 73 14 4
3888 what's she got to smile about 1.2418 0.05025 91 71 18 2
3889 Now it looks like your uncle Al. 1.2414 0.05887 87 71 11 5
3890 I guess I'll take that over the barf emoji face from last week. 1.2414 0.07090 58 47 8 3
3891 I think it's a sign. Let's toast to 2021! 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
3892 Am I drunk or is the moon emoji drunk? 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
3893 Babe, I know he's making eyes at you, but I can't punch the moon... 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
3894 Hey,what's that about? You and Mr. M have a thing? 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
3895 I don't understand. What is it about shamanism that you like? 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
3896 Cheers to you too,vaccine is just around the corner! 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
3897 I'm telling you, the werewolf vote tipped the scales! 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
3898 The emoticon shower seems less impressive this year... 1.2410 0.05024 83 64 18 1
3899 Is it me, or does even the moon seem sexier during quarantine? 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
3900 It’s cute but the dark side’s even better. 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
3901 There’s the wink . Let’s add a prayer. 1.2410 0.05309 83 65 16 2
3902 You should see the other guy 1.2410 0.05024 83 64 18 1
3903 Elon Musk has taken emojis way too far. 1.2410 0.05836 83 67 12 4
3904 Moon: “It’s all going to be alright” 😉😉 1.2410 0.05836 83 67 12 4
3905 Wait. So this was just a population control thing? Sick. 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
3906 One day I'll expand and erase you from time and space 1.2410 0.05309 83 65 16 2
3907 I prefer the big pizza pie with my amore. 1.2407 0.07447 54 44 7 3
3908 Is this a friendly overture, or should we be very afraid? 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
3909 He doesn’t know we are moving in 1.2407 0.04533 108 84 22 2
3910 Snow moon? No, this is the post apocalyptic phase Smiley Face moon. 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
3911 I put in for an early romance emoticon, but I hope we are beyond flirting. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
3912 Well, that was certainly unexpected. 1.2405 0.05164 79 61 17 1
3913 Voyeur Gruyere! 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
3914 A lunar ptosis 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
3915 I see Jeff Bezos has been messing with things again. 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
3916 Someone needs to limit his screen time - he's beginning to think he's an emoji. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3917 Sorry. Honey, I did request a confetti emoji. 1.2400 0.04948 100 79 18 3
3918 Hey honey, so how do you feel about having a three-sun? 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
3919 Maybe we should extend our dry Jan... 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
3920 He doesn't look stressed out at all. Clearly there's no social media on the moon. 1.2400 0.05148 100 80 16 4
3921 Uh,so which forbidden underground elixir market did you say you got this Arbor Mist from? 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
3922 ....Don’t make direct eye contact 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3923 At least it’s not the puke emoji. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3924 Is our relationship now going to be a three-some? 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
3925 Somehow negates searching for acceptance all day long 1.2396 0.04854 96 75 19 2
3926 Can’t believe she’s not wearing a mask. At least we’re 6 feet apart 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
3927 The winking moon phase really does bring out the awkward. 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
3928 When the moon hits your eye like a winking emoji. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
3929 Guess which emoji is Elon Musk's favorite? 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
3930 Now do you support public surveillance networks? 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
3931 I can only wink with my left eye. 1.2394 0.05481 71 55 15 1
3932 I heard the same story on Fox & Friends.Turns out it was just another lie 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
3933 I don't know Barbara, I just get the feeling he wants us to do SOMETHING, 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
3934 Is this red Ménage à Trois, by chance? 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
3935 The man in the moon is flirting with us. 1.2391 0.05212 92 73 16 3
3936 I thought it was supposed to be a blue moon... 1.2391 0.04731 92 71 20 1
3937 Ironic,sardonic or a fond farewell? 1.2391 0.04731 92 71 20 1
3938 when will our sun ever settle down? 1.2391 0.05212 92 73 16 3
3939 Wait, do you feel like there is something watching us? 1.2391 0.05212 92 73 16 3
3940 No bluffing, this pear moonshine is the boss. 1.2391 0.04977 92 72 18 2
3941 Pretty sure that wink was just for you...there's about a five minute delay. 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
3942 Come outside, he said. It'll be fun, he said. 1.2388 0.06755 67 55 8 4
3943 I agree, things are looking up, but is it really significant on a cosmic scale? 1.2388 0.05663 67 52 14 1
3944 As it turns out, the force which binds all things together in a universal oneness is, like, totally amped right now. 1.2388 0.06755 67 55 8 4
3945 I know we weren't going to consummate this relationship yet, Louise, but we sure seem to be getting a wink and a nod. 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
3946 Look at that moon, Lois! I always thought the Flirt Moon was in mid-February. 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
3947 Sarah, I’m starting to feel that our cartoonist has eyes for you. 1.2388 0.05663 67 52 14 1
3948 We still have that other bottle in the trunk don't we?" -Sam Gabel, Norcross, GA 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
3949 It must be something we said. 1.2388 0.05663 67 52 14 1
3950 I hope he sees something we don't. 1.2388 0.06755 67 55 8 4
3951 Like you. Meta. Cold. Ironic. Like this Chardonnay with 84 points. 1.2388 0.07082 67 56 6 5
3952 No wonder Gavin Newsom's wine is so popular 1.2388 0.06755 67 55 8 4
3953 Is that moon winking? Wine not? 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
3954 Wait.. was today just a dream? #inauguration #jan20 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
3955 That reminds me... we need to boink soon 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
3956 I thought it was winking, too, until I was told it's just the Chinese excavating for rare minerals. 1.2386 0.05598 88 71 13 4
3957 Darn it, I ordered the Winking emoji 1.2386 0.05110 88 69 17 2
3958 Ok, just back away slowly, no sudden movements 1.2386 0.05359 88 70 15 3
3959 Oh look, Winkman must be out fighting crime again 1.2386 0.05110 88 69 17 2
3960 So that's a moonstroke? 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
3961 I don’t find that smile at all encouraging. 1.2381 0.04972 84 65 18 1
3962 The moon is competing with the happy face. 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
3963 They're everywhere! 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
3964 So much for Jackie Gleason! 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
3965 There’s that creep again. 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
3966 Go ahead - I won't tell anyone. 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
3967 I'd say he seems pretty happy that we're supporting his 'Eating Cheese is Cannibalism' initiative. 1.2381 0.07053 63 52 7 4
3968 He left the Whitehouse 1.2381 0.06017 84 69 10 5
3969 When the moon is winking, it's time for drinking. 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
3970 It’s just the moon saying “just kidding” for the last four years. 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
3971 our first discovery 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
3972 Do you know what we are drinking? 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
3973 I know... I’ve been watching. Glad that’s over. 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
3974 Wait! WHAT did you put in my drink??? 1.2376 0.04699 101 79 20 2
3975 I asked Him to take authority over my flesh, but maybe he got the wrong idea? 1.2376 0.05293 101 82 14 5
3976 Well...apparently burning vineyards have more of an impact on the environment than we thought. 1.2375 0.05409 80 63 15 2
3977 why is there a potato in the sky winking at us? 1.2375 0.05965 80 65 11 4
3978 He's a multitasker, isn't he? 1.2375 0.05108 80 62 17 1
3979 This is a good sign.Call Bobbie Ferrell. 1.2375 0.05108 80 62 17 1
3980 I think he prefers the Chateau Moulin de Sales Bordeaux as well. 1.2375 0.05409 80 63 15 2
3981 Moon told me about last night... 1.2375 0.05409 80 63 15 2
3982 So, when will the acid wear off again? 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
3983 Is it mocking us? 1.2375 0.05965 80 65 11 4
3984 Everything is gonna be alright 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
3985 Is it winking at you or at me? 1.2373 0.06549 59 47 10 2
3986 They must have budgeted a heck of a lot more for ads than we did. 1.2371 0.05029 97 77 17 3
3987 Winking and Blinking - Here 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
3988 Sunsets just aren't what they used to be in this age of the ubiquitous emoji. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
3989 He better not tell me it takes more muscles to frown. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
3990 Everyone knows the warning: "Don't wink directly at the sun." 1.2366 0.04930 93 73 18 2
3991 Really? 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
3992 I'm feeling--well, irony. 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
3993 I see that the moon is celebrating Biden's victory! 1.2366 0.04687 93 72 20 1
3994 That is uniquely turning a blind eye to climate change 1.2366 0.05162 93 74 16 3
3995 Hey, maybe God was looking out for us this time. 1.2366 0.04930 93 73 18 2
3996 She’s had a few herself. 1.2366 0.04930 93 73 18 2
3997 The moon and its madness will bring a sadness, to fools who'll call it love. They'll take a chance on fleeting romance, then wish on the stars above . . . 1.2364 0.07323 55 45 7 3
3998 Cheese pairs great with wine... 1.2364 0.04644 110 87 20 3
3999 I liked it better before the tech moguls for ahold of it. 1.2361 0.06706 72 60 7 5
4000 I guess this is why they call the shops "Fine Wine and Good Spirits." 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
4001 I hate it when that smug know-it-all SOB does that 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
4002 This only happens when we drink Two-Buck Chuck. 1.2361 0.06407 72 59 9 4
4003 I don’t believe it. Where are the ears? 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
4004 Is he/she flirting with you or me? 1.2361 0.05414 72 56 15 1
4005 Oh, great! The moon tipped her off before the wine kicked in. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
4006 Let me guess, you met him at the office Christmas party 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
4007 So now you have a thing with the Man in the Moon? 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
4008 Whatever happens in the land of Wink and Nod, stays here, right? (winks, nods) 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
4009 Here's looking at you, kid. Uh... I mean kids. 1.2361 0.06407 72 59 9 4
4010 Forget paper moon. W’ere now full on emoji. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
4011 Has he been there the whole time? 1.2361 0.05414 72 56 15 1
4012 Everybody has an agenda these days! 1.2360 0.04800 89 69 19 1
4013 That seems a little forward for an old man 1.2360 0.05541 89 72 13 4
4014 Would you say it’s more of an emoji or an emoticon? 1.2360 0.05059 89 70 17 2
4015 Well, it beats the vomiting face. 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
4016 Holy fuck, Sheila, either you're seeing this shit too or else the edibles are hitting. 1.2353 0.05590 68 53 14 1
4017 Let Batman keep his secrets. 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
4018 I never know how to take a winking sun. I wish it would just talk to me. 1.2353 0.05198 85 67 16 2
4019 Did you bring your phone,she looks so familiar? 1.2353 0.05198 85 67 16 2
4020 See that wink, they did fix the voting machines. 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
4021 I must be getting old. I remember the romance of staring at the moon before it was just another emoji. 1.2353 0.06664 68 56 8 4
4022 The nerve of him to flirt with you while we’re on a date. 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
4023 I'm pretty sure that's NOT "amore" 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
4024 and I thought it would be too cloudy to see the moonoji tonight 1.2353 0.04922 85 66 18 1
4025 I thought the forecast was for cloud emojis. 1.2353 0.05182 68 52 16 0
4026 Is he flashing us or is he mooning us? 1.2353 0.05198 85 67 16 2
4027 C'mon, Annie, let's take our clothes off. We owe that lewd man something. 1.2353 0.06183 85 71 8 6
4028 Well, she doesn't know we've been married twenty years. 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
4029 Pour me some libation and I will cut you some cheese. Deal? 1.2353 0.05712 85 69 12 4
4030 The marketing team thought it could use a little rebranding—2020 was a tough year. 1.2353 0.05058 102 82 16 4
4031 What next? 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
4032 Would you like to ROFL? 1.2353 0.04658 102 80 20 2
4033 Looks like It's safe to drink Merlot again. 1.2353 0.05182 68 52 16 0
4034 Is this for real or is it the Prozac? 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
4035 I think it's the wine talking.. lets get some blue cheese. 1.2347 0.04767 98 77 19 2
4036 Winter is coming! 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
4037 But,you said we’d be alone. 1.2346 0.05053 81 63 17 1
4038 Never say never! 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
4039 I'm sure it's a trick of some kind. The Sun always has been a prankster. 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
4040 Good going! You made it through 2020! 1.2346 0.05053 81 63 17 1
4041 What?? You actually ARE made of cheese?? 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
4042 I didn’t know there was a laughing side of moon. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
4043 A mooner? Seriously? 1.2346 0.04737 81 62 19 0
4044 You see it too? Okay next week fewer quarantinis. 1.2346 0.04737 81 62 19 0
4045 After last time, he’s very careful. 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
4046 Wow! Look who approves of our covitini hour!! 1.2344 0.06952 64 53 7 4
4047 So you put the vet tranquilizer in the water or the wine? 1.2344 0.05783 64 50 13 1
4048 '"Last time i saw the moon he was blue." 1.2344 0.05783 64 50 13 1
4049 He looks drunker than we are! 1.2344 0.05783 64 50 13 1
4050 I think he's waxing. 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
4051 let’s have more wine and then after the moonwink will be the moonwalk, I have to see it 1.2344 0.05783 64 50 13 1
4052 Pink Floyd was on to something. 1.2344 0.05783 64 50 13 1
4053 Soliloquy 1.2340 0.04884 94 74 18 2
4054 This is what happens when you overuse emojis. 1.2340 0.05113 94 75 16 3
4055 I’m not sure virtual reality developers get outside much. 1.2340 0.05332 94 76 14 4
4056 " Honey, he's winking at you. If a nod is next, I'll begin to feel a little nervous." 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
4057 Why it’s like you Larry, a full Moron 1.2338 0.06376 77 64 8 5
4058 Is anisocoria a symptom of Covid? 1.2338 0.04855 77 59 18 0
4059 OMG, does that wink men that he’s happy for us that Trump is gone, or that he knows Biden will be a disaster too. 1.2338 0.05195 77 60 16 1
4060 Uh oh...What does the sun know that we don't? 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
4061 Would this be a good time to tell you I am in a relationship with the man on the moon? 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
4062 Hey, girl. 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
4063 Teletubbies has gone downhill 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
4064 He should have gotten rid of him sooner. 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
4065 There are over 1,000 smiley face emojis. Who decided we get this one? 1.2338 0.05195 77 60 16 1
4066 Looks like we aren't the only ones celebrating. 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
4067 They must have heard the Google Moon imaging crew was passing over their neighborhood tonight. 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
4068 I know I promised, honey, but I just might keep her for myself. 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
4069 What was that you were saying about your moon cycle, Linda? 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
4070 This Tiktok filters are getting out of our hands... 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
4071 I hear it’s gonna stay like that til we’re done rebooting 2020 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
4072 uhh...was she there the whole time? 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
4073 You said your ex wouldn’t be here 1.2336 0.05241 107 88 13 6
4074 It’s on a night like this that I dare to dream. 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
4075 See that spot on the left? That's where the Israeli probe crashed. 1.2333 0.06875 60 49 8 3
4076 Who moved my emoji. 1.2333 0.05485 90 73 13 4
4077 Doug and Carol found it most unsettling that the “Man in the Moon” wanted to be part of their special evening. 1.2333 0.06875 60 49 8 3
4078 Good luck, old chap! 1.2333 0.05009 90 71 17 2
4079 The last time I was here, he saw me standing alone. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
4080 It's the emoji phase 1.2329 0.04981 73 56 17 0
4081 Emojis are popping up everywhere,I tell ya. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
4082 He must be aware of the inauguration tomorrow. 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
4083 Yeah, it's another tequila sunrise. Pass the chips and salsa. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
4084 I specifically requested a nod on Cameo. 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
4085 Is that sun flirting with me or you? 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
4086 I pull on the tides...and the heartstrings. 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
4087 My, what a suggestive moon we have tonight! 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
4088 « Do you think it really gets all the news ? » 1.2329 0.06327 73 60 9 4
4089 We shoulda sprung for Virtual Reality instead of Cute Reality. 1.2326 0.04872 86 67 18 1
4090 It flirts when it gets hot. 1.2326 0.05404 86 69 14 3
4091 Boy, that's a cheesy smile. 1.2326 0.05145 86 68 16 2
4092 The moon sure is horny tonight. 1.2326 0.05145 86 68 16 2
4093 He's working off last week's damage. 1.2326 0.04582 86 66 20 0
4094 Well now you know where moonshine actually comes from... 1.2326 0.04872 86 67 18 1
4095 Sandoz vintage 1968. 1.2326 0.05652 86 70 12 4
4096 Cheers to life - it’s good again. 1.2326 0.05404 86 69 14 3
4097 I thought the forecast called for pouring tears. 1.2326 0.05404 86 69 14 3
4098 Even the sun is excited about Inauguration Day! 1.2326 0.05404 86 69 14 3
4099 When the universe is reminding you that tomorrow is Monday 1.2326 0.04582 86 66 20 0
4100 I wasn’t suggesting anything, actually, it’s a chalazion 1.2323 0.04725 99 78 19 2
4101 Whoever thought he was gazing at us? Glad we have a tent. 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
4102 Doesn’t the sun look like Dr. Fauci these days? 1.2321 0.06237 56 44 11 1
4103 Do you think it cares that we're cousins? 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
4104 Martha!...... Someone put LSD in our drinks..... The moon is winking at us!!!! 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
4105 That's an emoticon that's trying to tell us something, but I'm never sure what. 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
4106 Hold up... are you fuckin the moon? 1.2319 0.07485 69 60 2 7
4107 I get the feeling not everyone is on board with a 2 drink limit. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
4108 Just when we thought we were escaping anthropocentrism for the weekend. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
4109 I’m just relieved it’s not the eggplant emoji. 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
4110 Oh god I’m having another one of those Tellitubbies flashbacks 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
4111 Well it's better than the poop emoji. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
4112 And you thought it would be weird having them as a third wheel 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
4113 Either he has something in his eye or he approves of us drinking wine! 1.2317 0.04688 82 63 19 0
4114 I think we're the ones waning. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
4115 Ugh, I meant eggplant. Stupid autocorrect. 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
4116 Every darn time I say ‘full moon’. 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
4117 Thank you, that will be perfect for The Trump Presidential Library 1.2316 0.05065 95 76 16 3
4118 Not for long---I will disappear. 1.2316 0.05489 95 78 12 5
4119 Yes, I am coming back because he's gone! 1.2316 0.05065 95 76 16 3
4120 Honey, do you think he's trying to tell us something? It has been a while. 1.2316 0.05065 95 76 16 3
4121 It's still better than last month's poop emoji 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
4122 Yesterday, it was the one with water coming out of its eyes. 1.2308 0.06031 78 64 10 4
4123 Yesterday was a GIF,Alexa. 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
4124 Whoa! We thought we had a lot of Moonshine... 1.2308 0.04708 91 71 19 1
4125 I think this moonshine is playing tricks on me. 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
4126 Those SpaceX missions have gotten pretty frivolous. 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
4127 It started the night of November 4th. 1.2308 0.06031 78 64 10 4
4128 Elon Musk believes celestial emojis can be monetized. 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
4129 He's shining you on. 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
4130 Be careful. Quarantine's made him a bit randy. 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
4131 Melania? 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
4132 No toasts. We did that last year and look where it got us. 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
4133 I don't really care Do you? 1.2308 0.05201 91 73 15 3
4134 There's our third; he's been orbiting us all night. 1.2308 0.06853 65 54 7 4
4135 Poor thing is sundowning. 1.2308 0.05431 91 74 13 4
4136 When you cheer the whole universe cheers with you! 1.2308 0.04708 91 71 19 1
4137 Oh, don't worry about him. He knows we're drinking moonshine. Our secret is safe with him. 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
4138 He’s finally left office. Safe to explore now. . 1.2308 0.05651 91 75 11 5
4139 If we’re lucky, this will happen every 29.5 days. 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
4140 Ooh....he is cute! 1.2300 0.04462 100 78 21 1
4141 Last years toast for New Years may have been a joke ! 1.2300 0.05291 100 82 13 5
4142 No, the sun rises on MY asshole. 1.2300 0.05096 100 81 15 4
4143 A kindergartner could come up with a more creative emoji. 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
4144 The Bat-Signal had never been misused this way before. 1.2299 0.04823 87 68 18 1
4145 Stunning, if not a little too familiar!” 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
4146 Let's celebrate, he is gone. 1.2299 0.05593 87 71 12 4
4147 Oh yeah! Much better than the apple, right? 1.2299 0.04537 87 67 20 0
4148 Quit mooning around. 1.2299 0.04537 87 67 20 0
4149 Is this what you meant when you said you wanted a sun.. I mean son. 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
4150 I'm drunk and you're insane , who is going to take us to home ? 1.2299 0.05092 87 69 16 2
4151 Ok, right on both counts. That’s a smiley face raft and I’m drunk. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
4152 what does he know that I don't know?" 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
4153 The moon settlement is coming along nicely. 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
4154 There's an emoji for everything now. 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
4155 The phases haven't been quite the same since it went 4G. 1.2297 0.06538 74 62 7 5
4156 Cheesy, but I’ll take it. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
4157 Well . . . At least it's topical . . . 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
4158 Told ya he’d win! 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
4159 We're not alone out there! 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
4160 I think China's just playing with us now. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
4161 He's been sending me emoonticons ever since I left. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
4162 A can of moonshine would close the other eye 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
4163 Never scoff at an omen - wink, wink, nudge, nudge. Bottoms up. 1.2297 0.06249 74 61 9 4
4164 He approves of us. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
4165 You see darling, there is a 90% chance of more wine in the third quarter. 1.2297 0.06249 74 61 9 4
4166 Raise your glass to Wynken, Blynken, and Nod. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
4167 I still don’t see the rabbit. 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
4168 These iOS updates are getting out of hand. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
4169 Forget it moon, she needs time to “work on herself” this year 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
4170 I guess the Ayahuasca did kick in. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
4171 So I see the kids have all left home now then? 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
4172 I think he knows something we don't! 1.2295 0.06356 61 49 10 2
4173 I heard that the moon is actually a huge listening device created by left-leaning fascists to listen in on the canabalistic pedophiles who are running our country. 1.2295 0.06772 61 50 8 3
4174 Is that sun looking fine or have I had too much wine? 1.2295 0.06356 61 49 10 2
4175 Moon: “oops...sorry, I meant :)” 1.2292 0.05231 96 78 14 4
4176 It's not funny. Now He's just messing with us. 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
4177 Well he wasn’t going to impress anyone with the moon emoji. 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
4178 Its a marvelous night for a Moon-inappropriateness. 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
4179 Sunrises seem more encouraging this year. 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
4180 WHEN THE MOON COMES OVER THE MOUNTAIN, EVERY BEAM, BRINGS A DREAM, DEAR, OF YOU. 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
4181 Ever since I’ve been over the moon, he’s been texting me winky faces like this. Don’t read into it. 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
4182 Thanks for changing the tide. 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
4183 I’m telling you, there’s an emoji for everything these days. 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
4184 So what did you put in this drink again? 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
4185 A tipsy moon? How fitting for the end of the Trump Administration! 1.2286 0.06490 70 58 8 4
4186 Keep one Eye open! 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
4187 I’ve got to stop drinking. 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
4188 Do you think he knows we're first cousins? 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
4189 Even the setting sun has an attitude. 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
4190 This is not the wine and cheese pairing I had in mind. 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
4191 The teletubbies sun grew up too I guess 1.2286 0.04928 105 85 16 4
4192 At least it’s not the 💩! 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
4193 And with a wink of an eye, Night turned to Day! 1.2283 0.04663 92 72 19 1
4194 Woah awesome 1.2283 0.05377 92 75 13 4
4195 I'll bet you're going to ask me 'Wooden shoe like to go for a sail?' 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
4196 Not here honey, he’s only half asleep 1.2283 0.04663 92 72 19 1
4197 It's been like that since the last moon shot" 1.2283 0.04913 92 73 17 2
4198 If you engage in conversation he’ll be here all day. 1.2283 0.05595 92 76 11 5
4199 It's a remnant of 2020. 1.2283 0.04913 92 73 17 2
4200 I had a feeling this 'wine' tasted a bit off. 1.2283 0.05377 92 75 13 4
4201 Look at that moon - so full of itself 1.2281 0.06140 57 45 11 1
4202 Everything looks different out in the country 1.2281 0.06631 57 46 9 2
4203 Last sunset where it’ll feel like 2020? Yep, guaranteed! 1.2278 0.05079 79 62 16 1
4204 I’m not sure about tomorrow. 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
4205 Have you been flirting with the Man in the Moon? 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
4206 Looks like Artemis finally discovered emoticons :( 1.2278 0.04749 79 61 18 0
4207 We're waking up to a hole new world. 1.2278 0.05079 79 62 16 1
4208 Some people swear they see a man’s Facebook in the moon. 1.2278 0.05961 79 65 10 4
4209 All this time I thought the moon was a libertarian 1.2277 0.05050 101 82 15 4
4210 Space Force has a sense of humor, doesn't it? 1.2273 0.05294 88 71 14 3
4211 It's a marvelous night for a winking gibbous, don't you think? 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
4212 I've officially been communicating with emojis for too long. Now the Man in the Moon is giving me winky-face. 1.2273 0.06758 66 55 7 4
4213 I think Carl Sagan predicted this. 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
4214 I think the moon is drunk again. 1.2273 0.05535 88 72 12 4
4215 Marge, could the universe be telling us happy days are here again? 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
4216 do you think it's just an emoji 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
4217 This new Zoom technology is a little much, if you ask me. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
4218 ...more drunk humans to eff with 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
4219 Look honey, the moon is drunk. 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
4220 Is it getting hot out here or is that just the global warming? 1.2268 0.04750 97 77 18 2
4221 It’s always darkest before the dawn. 1.2268 0.04971 97 78 16 3
4222 Honey I think we have spent too much time staring at him. 1.2268 0.04274 97 75 22 0
4223 Emojis can be gallingly reductive as regards peak experiences" 1.2267 0.04867 75 58 17 0
4224 OK...wait a minute...was that a "good-for-you" winkie dinkie... ...or a "you-are-so-screwed" winkie-dinkie??.......hicup! 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
4225 They said winery. But it's maybe just irony? 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
4226 The sun’s really hitting on us...I mean really hitting us now. 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
4227 So you think I'm insanely jealous? That guy just winked at you! 1.2267 0.04867 75 58 17 0
4228 Okay, now I’ve had too many glasses. 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
4229 Seriously, I don't know if we should be delighted or horrified. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
4230 Hey! I’m right here! 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
4231 I thought we went on vacation to get away from our son. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
4232 The pervert is mooning us. 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
4233 You should see the Canadian sunrise...on weed. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
4234 They must be high on that hill 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
4235 So...it is the classic kissing time huh? 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
4236 A wink and a smile... well the moon really enjoys listening to Harry Connick, Jr. 1.2267 0.04867 75 58 17 0
4237 That's not a 'hay moon' it's a 'hey moon'. 1.2264 0.04503 106 84 20 2
4238 I see Alice made it to the moon. 1.2264 0.07447 53 44 6 3
4239 Honey, Which of us is the moon flirting with? 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
4240 Have a nice day to you, too. Now can you tell me where we are? 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
4241 KAMALA,and Joe,you cant fool the Man in the Moon!! 1.2262 0.04592 84 65 19 0
4242 You said he wasn't bigger than me. 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
4243 He thinks our Merlot is Moonshine! 1.2262 0.05706 84 69 11 4
4244 Does The Moon read thoughts? 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
4245 This timeline is a weird one, huh? 1.2262 0.05706 84 69 11 4
4246 It still creeps me out, living here in Emoji Canyon. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
4247 The love the moon has for the Earth, eclipses the sun. 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
4248 I don’t like the way that woman flirts with you! 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
4249 It may be love, but I'm right here. 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
4250 Oh Fcku Off 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
4251 Wait a second Louis, that's the same wink the milkman gives you. 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
4252 She's not going to be so saucy when NASA drops a woman on her 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
4253 Looks like the Russian hackers are at it again. 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
4254 Wine With Green Cheese? 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
4255 Holy Emoji! 1.2254 0.06406 71 59 8 4
4256 I think Native Americans call this the Happy Winking Moon. 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
4257 Did I put something in your drink? Now, why would you think that? 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
4258 And here we thought sunglasses on the sun was strange enough! 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
4259 Young lovers in the southern hemisphere must so confused 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
4260 I don't like the way he's phasing at you! 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
4261 Well, so much for the lunar eclipse. 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
4262 Why do you assume it’s a “man” in the moon? 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
4263 Whaddya mean, 'green cheese is sexy'? 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
4264 If it closes the other one I'm going to have to go back to grab my coat. 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
4265 Ever since he eclipsed the sun,he's become full of himself moon. 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
4266 We will need all the help we can get. 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
4267 Not the smiling moon I was hoping to see tonight. 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
4268 Your positivity seems a tad sketchy to me. 1.2250 0.05024 80 63 16 1
4269 What are the chances of getting lucky tonight? 1.2250 0.05024 80 63 16 1
4270 and after our second glass we'll see a gif! 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
4271 He’s trying to tell us something; if you squint just right you can see he’s Q. 1.2250 0.05024 80 63 16 1
4272 Is that mud in it's eye? 1.2250 0.04698 80 62 18 0
4273 Is it weird that I still keep seeing his smirking face everywhere? 1.2250 0.05024 80 63 16 1
4274 Does this mean the past four years were a cosmic prank played on us?" 1.2250 0.05024 80 63 16 1
4275 Get the knot tide . . . I’m pulling for you! 1.2250 0.04698 80 62 18 0
4276 He likes not being the only one moonshining. 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
4277 Oh I wouldn’t worry about it, honey... Banksy must have been at that party at Musk’s place last night. @garcymonzalez 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
4278 So 2021 is the year the moon is telling us we’ve had enough 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
4279 That's one conceited full moon! 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
4280 We should’ve paid more attention to the forecast. 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 4
4281 Incoming! 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 4
4282 It will be nice not seeing the greater than sign anymore. Seeing it made me feel really angry." 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
4283 Not sure about the wink, but it looks like he watached the inauguration. 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
4284 Honey, what exactly are you doing with your Wiccan friends? 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
4285 So you thought human life was tragic, but it’s only comical 1.2245 0.05529 98 82 10 6
4286 You said this was an organic wine? 1.2245 0.04707 98 78 18 2
4287 Even nature knows we are not on a company off-site. 1.2241 0.07396 58 49 5 4
4288 Pretty sure the brochure said "Lunar eclipse." 1.2239 0.06996 67 57 5 5
4289 That seems a little much. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
4290 Admit it: he's been flirting with you since the crack of dawn. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4291 No, I haven't heard why they changed the bat signal. Why? 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4292 Look dear; there is an emoji in the night sky 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
4293 Reminds me of the great Billy Idol's "Crater of Love" 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
4294 Do think the Moon knows we are underage drinkers? 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
4295 I now know the thrill of wanting to shoot a moon. 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
4296 Oh, please- quit being so cheesy. 1.2237 0.05164 76 60 15 1
4297 Look the baby from teletubbies is all grown up 1.2237 0.05164 76 60 15 1
4298 I'd like to think we're a couple of hot lovers, but probably there's a sale at Walmart. 1.2235 0.05645 85 70 11 4
4299 I-I'm changing -- into a happy werewolf! 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
4300 Someday we're going to put a man on the sun. 1.2235 0.04844 85 67 17 1
4301 We returned to the moon for ad space?!? 1.2235 0.04844 85 67 17 1
4302 Careful, it's a trick to make you stare until your retinas burn. 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
4303 Say... green cheese. 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
4304 I hope it's a sign that everything is going to be ok. 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
4305 You know inadequate it a makes me feel that your last boyfriend was Elon Musk? 1.2235 0.05888 85 71 9 5
4306 He's saying," 2021 will be better". 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
4307 I think the moon wants to slide into my DMs. 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
4308 Tomorrow will be a better day. 1.2222 0.05423 90 74 12 4
4309 Since the remake of THE STAND I see animated smiley faces everywhere! 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
4310 I really despise emojis. Bet he can’t do that with typed characters. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
4311 This gives new meaning to bring mooned! 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
4312 God was really overusing the sun emoji to be fair. 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
4313 The moon appears to be aroused by the earth rotating faster. 1.2222 0.05286 99 82 12 5
4314 Looks like there’s gonna be a full moon tonight 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
4315 We heard, whew he's left the White House! 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
4316 Wine light. 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
4317 I'll drop my drawers in homage to tonight's moonwink. 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
4318 It's telling us that today was just a little joke. 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
4319 The man has become the moon! 1.2222 0.04969 81 64 16 1
4320 I promise you, I do not know what the wink is about... 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
4321 I think he's flirting with you 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
4322 He has nothing to do but hang around heaven all day. 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
4323 He’s mocking us 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
4324 Look, hon, there's a beautiful emoji moon out tonight. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
4325 You see stuff like this when you commit to a wet January. 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
4326 Celebrating the end of the Lunarcy year too I guess. 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
4327 Help 1.2222 0.05648 90 75 10 5
4328 You guys did good. We’re on the road to recovery! 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
4329 Yes, we're up. 1.2222 0.05648 90 75 10 5
4330 I'm not quite ready for a smart moon." 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
4331 - Honey, is it appropriate to wink back? - No, you should be Blinking and I'll Nod. 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
4332 Emojis these days are out of control. 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
4333 It’s too late to Apollo-gise! 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
4334 Now that you mention it, I thought the wine tasted a little funny 1.2222 0.04934 72 56 16 0
4335 everything will be all right! (wink) 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
4336 Well, I guess this is what happy hours look like now. 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
4337 Don’t worry Jack and Jill, I won’t tell! 1.2222 0.05280 63 49 14 0
4338 Beth, we should really talk about this voyeurism fetish of yours. 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
4339 Guess I shouldn’t have installed that last update 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
4340 We better step back 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
4341 Did you hear that the sun came out of the clouds for Biden’s inauguration? 1.2212 0.04725 104 84 17 3
4342 Ok that's weird...that dope is way too happy. 1.2211 0.05004 95 77 15 3
4343 ‘Here’s winking back at you, kid!’ 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
4344 Is it the wine talking or does that look like Sleepy Joe? 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
4345 Maybe the sun wants us to be nude. 1.2209 0.05825 86 72 9 5
4346 It appears we'll be flirting with the sun all day. 1.2209 0.04794 86 68 17 1
4347 He thinks he’s out of this world. 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
4348 It's like he knows what tomorrow is. 1.2209 0.05072 86 69 15 2
4349 I think things may turn out alright 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
4350 Here's looking at u kid, Its gotta get better soon💝💝 1.2209 0.05585 86 71 11 4
4351 I like these Starlink satellites less and less with each new launch. 1.2209 0.04794 86 68 17 1
4352 It's a pie-eyed moon, Dear 1.2208 0.06026 77 64 9 4
4353 Great. One more thing to argue about at the book club. 1.2208 0.05104 77 61 15 1
4354 It's either the altitude or the Amarone. 1.2208 0.05104 77 61 15 1
4355 If you wink back, I’ll kill you. 1.2208 0.05104 77 61 15 1
4356 A big pizza pie? Sorry, Evelyn, I just don't see it.But we can still be friend 1.2208 0.05104 77 61 15 1
4357 If you drink enough it comes down and kisses you on the forehead. 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
4358 Is there something you’ve been keeping from me, Luna? 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
4359 He needs to visit his opthamologist. ? 1.2208 0.04758 77 60 17 0
4360 Welcome to the Paint & Sip & Hike! 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
4361 What a year it has been. Almost feels like the universe hoodwinked us. 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
4362 The menacing apocalyptic fireball seems to be in a good mood 1.2208 0.06026 77 64 9 4
4363 Ok but do you think they mean it like joke-flirty or like FLIRT-flirty? 1.2208 0.06026 77 64 9 4
4364 She’s definitely mocking us 1.2208 0.05104 77 61 15 1
4365 Is that Moon making eyes at you? 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4366 I think Cassiopeia is checking you out ... 1.2206 0.05066 68 53 15 0
4367 Isn't that emoticon supposed to be sideways? 1.2206 0.05066 68 53 15 0
4368 Do you think he pulled a fast one on us? 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4369 I’ll take that as a compliment 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4370 Is that the moon asking us to toast the inauguration night? 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4371 What kind of wine did you say this was? 1.2203 0.05442 59 46 13 0
4372 Don't forget, things can change in the wink of an eye! 1.2203 0.06867 59 49 7 3
4373 Sometimes I feel like the world is mocking me. 1.2203 0.05442 59 46 13 0
4374 joe Bidden 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
4375 I told you the wolves will wake up the moon. 1.2200 0.04399 100 79 20 1
4376 I thought I was done with running into your old loves. 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
4377 Yes Neil, I really love the emoji but surely you were to leave no trace? 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
4378 Is it saying something about 2021?" "Gosh, come it may 1.2195 0.04599 82 64 18 0
4379 This may be the wine talking, but does the moon look... a little Latino tonight? 1.2195 0.04916 82 65 16 1
4380 It’s really embarrassing. He keeps wanting me to say “I’m over the moon for you.” 1.2195 0.05762 82 68 10 4
4381 ..You're right, it did take him a long time to figure out how to do that. 1.2195 0.04916 82 65 16 1
4382 Did you make a wish upon a star? 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
4383 when they say 2021's gonna be great,but you know what's up" 1.2195 0.04916 82 65 16 1
4384 No, it is not the Moulin Rouge Winky Kidman Moon, it is the You'd Better not be Flirting with my Sweetie Moon. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
4385 CYNIC! 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
4386 The moon's made of emo-cheese! 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
4387 Someone needs to read the room. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
4388 See, he does know the Great Ringo Starr. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
4389 He's got the hots for you. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
4390 I don’t like it. God’s emojis for 2021 are getting more and more cryptic. 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
4391 A wink is as good as a nod to a wine man. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
4392 A smiling omen, Oh man!! 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
4393 Count my lucky stars 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
4394 I think it’s time we left, you look like you can’t keep your eyes open. 1.2192 0.04875 73 57 16 0
4395 Really? We have hundreds of smiley face emojis and this is the best nature has to offer? 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
4396 He's such a sardonic bitch sometimes, but how can you not love him? 1.2188 0.06853 64 54 6 4
4397 IMO nothing tops sharing an emoji with my BFF! 1.2188 0.05208 64 50 14 0
4398 We drank yours. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
4399 Not my fav, but interesting . . . 1.2188 0.04730 96 77 17 2
4400 A toast tonight to a beautiful full emoji! 1.2188 0.04492 96 76 19 1
4401 The moon is winking at us. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
4402 What do you think his dark side looks like? 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
4403 Prednisone and Malbec. Happy 2021! 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
4404 I wondered when they would get around to sending a comedian to the moon. 1.2188 0.04730 96 77 17 2
4405 Sun has finally set on Trump era. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
4406 And all this time, I thought ‘lunatic’ was just a poetic way of saying ‘crazy’. 1.2188 0.05208 64 50 14 0
4407 I am being blindsided, am I not? 1.2188 0.05173 96 79 13 4
4408 You're right. That is quite a sunset! 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
4409 Not more drunk; you just absorb it faster.. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
4410 You know, I actually did have this one on my bingo card 1.2188 0.04730 96 77 17 2
4411 You can stop drinking now- it’s the dawn of a new day! 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
4412 I tried to book a hotel there, but it was full 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
4413 New year, new phase, new moon. Cheers! 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
4414 It’s a harvest moon, but I hear the millennials call it a ;) moon. 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
4415 We're making a movie. 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
4416 I can’t let him get away with that kind of behavior again 1.2184 0.04746 87 69 17 1
4417 You two are going to fall off the mountain and die. 1.2184 0.05526 87 72 11 4
4418 Does he always wink on the 4th glass of wine? 1.2182 0.06712 55 45 8 2
4419 What in God’s name is she smiling about? 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
4420 I wish I could get away from stupid emojis. 1.2179 0.05954 78 65 9 4
4421 Pretty bad, I guess, but still better than being mooned. 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
4422 Just what did you pour into this glass? 1.2179 0.05046 78 62 15 1
4423 The start of a new era......2021 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
4424 Here's looking at you, Donald 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
4425 Hmm,I never did know what those emojis mean... 1.2179 0.05046 78 62 15 1
4426 No, Sam... IIIIII want to bring this to therapy next week. 1.2179 0.05046 78 62 15 1
4427 Dear --I promise to wine about new things in 2021" 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
4428 Does this mean we have to get together now ? 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
4429 You said you didn't like bald guys... 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
4430 I have only one response to that.... :P 1.2174 0.05086 92 75 14 3
4431 I think God forgot to hit the shift key and gave us a winky face. 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
4432 My texts have been answered! 1.2174 0.04845 92 74 16 2
4433 Wow! I would say that's amoré, but I should still ask for consent first. 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
4434 This is the first day in 4 years I’ve been able to watch the news stress-free. Please don’t tell me THIS means we’ve been punked. 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
4435 Is it still using messenger? 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
4436 You didn’t tell me you had a sun. 1.2174 0.06486 69 58 7 4
4437 And that's how the semi-colon got inside the parentheses. Of course, in Japan, they see things differently. 1.2174 0.04845 92 74 16 2
4438 " She is so full of herself" 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
4439 It's not paranoia when it winks, right? 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
4440 That's a great new Zoom background 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
4441 Is it just me or is the moon fuzzy 1.2174 0.04324 92 72 20 0
4442 holy smokes is the moon winking at you, too? i TOLD you that we should've laid off the moonshine 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
4443 Next month it's supposed to be a 🍑moon. 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
4444 I think he wants us to go to bed. 1.2169 0.05698 83 69 10 4
4445 Moonlight Fermata? Catchy. 1.2169 0.04863 83 66 16 1
4446 Looks pretty high for a sunset. 1.2169 0.04863 83 66 16 1
4447 Mama always told me not to look into the eyes of the sun... 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
4448 Do you think he's making fun of us for only having one eye, or because we don't have any eye lids? " "Just drink your damn wine, Carl. 1.2169 0.05698 83 69 10 4
4449 This is not the kind of threesome I agreed to 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
4450 Me or you? 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
4451 Honey, let me tell you... the lovers' moon has become cynical. 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
4452 Do you know her? 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
4453 'Let's wreck some poor bastard's cartoon with some sub-Dilbert noodling, shall we?' 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
4454 It's always bigger at the horizon. 1.2165 0.05124 97 80 13 4
4455 Go ahead and toast. He's really gone. 1.2165 0.04452 97 77 19 1
4456 Is he an ex or something? 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
4457 He must think we are both drinking a "Moonshine Margarita." 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
4458 Of all the china shops in all the world, he walked into ours. 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
4459 We lucked out. The next phase is the poop emoji. 1.2162 0.06166 74 62 8 4
4460 I always thought I felt a democratic glow. 1.2162 0.04128 111 88 22 1
4461 I was just messing with you last year. 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
4462 Emojis? Really? Everything's so modern these days... 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
4463 We’re a happy, adventurous couple looking for an ~ethereal~ third. 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
4464 Ok, now wink twice if you agree that today was a good day to start micro-dosing LSD. 1.2162 0.04818 74 58 16 0
4465 I guess that's it for today. 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
4466 He’s been staring at me all night. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
4467 Sunny side up. All rise. 1.2159 0.05225 88 72 13 3
4468 What dozy bastard drew that in the sky? 1.2157 0.04542 102 82 18 2
4469 It's like a twinkle but from the moon 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
4470 Appears Batman is on Facebook..... 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
4471 what does he know? 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
4472 I think this just became a "Me too" moment. 1.2154 0.05139 65 51 14 0
4473 Allow me to show you what a little moonlight can do. 1.2154 0.05139 65 51 14 0
4474 I see the moon and,evidently,the moon DOES see me! 1.2154 0.06755 65 55 6 4
4475 We said, we’d prefer a woman, but I think he likes us. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
4476 Climate change is getting weird 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
4477 My lunar horoscope's been much more optimistic lately. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
4478 The WiFi out here is fantastic, albeit kind of annoying. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
4479 Looks like you're taking Communion. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
4480 Is this eclipse ever going to happen? 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
4481 You had me at winky-face. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
4482 Always look on the bright side of life de doo de doo de doo de doo de doo. 1.2143 0.06400 70 59 7 4
4483 It must be the second martini talking... 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
4484 Honey.... I am getting so many signs....are you cheating on me? 1.2143 0.06091 56 45 10 1
4485 Since when is vitamin D measured in inches?” 1.2143 0.04812 84 67 16 1
4486 I thought you said that "flirting therapy" was working? 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
4487 I never knew you could stare straight at the sun! 1.2143 0.06716 70 60 5 5
4488 We get it now... 1.2143 0.04940 70 55 15 0
4489 just remember, I can see everything ;) 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
4490 I think I may be meme-ing 1.2143 0.06603 56 46 8 2
4491 Don't look directly at the sun. It sends mixed signals. 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
4492 I think it is following us 1.2143 0.05636 84 70 10 4
4493 Remember when the Moon's font was the bitmapped version of Chicago? 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
4494 You'd think Big Brother wouldn't quite reach this far. 1.2143 0.06603 56 46 8 2
4495 Of course you are the only girl for me. 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
4496 Well,it's better than the moon turning a blind eye to us. 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
4497 Even in the country we can't escape the lunatics. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
4498 I promise I'll come up tomorrow. 1.2143 0.06400 70 59 7 4
4499 Well someone’s happy 1.2143 0.06603 56 46 8 2
4500 Evidently, CNN's signal travels a long way"! 1.2143 0.04812 84 67 16 1
4501 Nothing special--just an icon." 1.2143 0.05636 84 70 10 4
4502 Perfect isn’t it. A drink and a wink captured in ink. 1.2143 0.04940 70 55 15 0
4503 A nudge, nudge would be even more disturbing." 1.2143 0.04940 70 55 15 0
4504 Stop flirting! I'm too hot for you sunny. 1.2143 0.05636 84 70 10 4
4505 He's winking, because He and I have both been thinking, it would be wonderful if you would marry me! 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
4506 God’s saying this is all a joke, isn’t he. 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
4507 Nixon knows! 1.2143 0.06603 56 46 8 2
4508 It just looks like you could reach out and touch it. 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
4509 Since when did the moon become an emoji? 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
4510 Is this his equivalent of a ‘U up?’ text? 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
4511 Does this mean we can stop drinking every day? 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
4512 What a long, strange trip it’s been. 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
4513 is the sun trolling us? 1.2135 0.05412 89 74 11 4
4514 Oh, great, we're in the final shot of every cartoon about space travel made in the 1950s. 1.2135 0.04918 89 72 15 2
4515 Don't worry, we're all high up here. 1.2135 0.05412 89 74 11 4
4516 The Space Force was supposed to start the sculpting after the re-election. 1.2135 0.04918 89 72 15 2
4517 No, waxing I think. Which means tomorrow should be hearts for eyes. 1.2135 0.05412 89 74 11 4
4518 I'm psyched to watch you bone later 1.2135 0.05412 89 74 11 4
4519 Look another emoji moon. Last months was cry laughing 1.2135 0.04918 89 72 15 2
4520 So this ISN'T as romantic as we thought? 1.2133 0.04762 75 59 16 0
4521 That's innapropriate winking. Maybe we should be cancel the Moon? 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
4522 I think the man in the moon is telling us he can hook us up with VIP treatment. You got a twenty spot on you? 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
4523 Yeah, I see it too, but drinking this Bill Gates Estates wine will at least help them find us out here in the wilderness. 1.2133 0.06090 75 63 8 4
4524 The moon knows something we don't. 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
4525 Hey . Did he just Moon you ? 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
4526 Apparently the Biden Inauguration Committee paid her to wink every time Bobby McFerrin sings "Don't Worry, Be Happy." 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
4527 I’d let him shine in, but I don’t like the creepy look on his face. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
4528 Well, my wine merchant claimed it is LOW in acidity. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
4529 Have a nice night. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
4530 The size of these new Apple retina displays is getting a bit ridiculous 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
4531 I feel like he’s undressing me with his eyes... 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
4532 This is probably the most romantic threesome we’ve had yet. 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
4533 Do you think there’s something in his eye or is it a bad omen? Either way, I’ll drink to that. 1.2133 0.06090 75 63 8 4
4534 Let's go watch TV 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
4535 That reminds me, I need to finish my HR training. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
4536 Could that be a message about 2021? 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
4537 See, Carol, the sun drinks before noon too 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
4538 You said this wine was from where in California? 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
4539 I don't know about you Daphne, but at this moment I'm experiencing a great deal of difficulty determining whether the sun is flirting with me, letting me on a secret, or if it's just that I've consumed a bit too much claret. 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
4540 Wish I had worn sunscreen today." 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
4541 Cute? I think it must be made of cheese after all. 1.2128 0.04505 94 75 18 1
4542 Looking at how beautiful the day is and it looked back at us 1.2128 0.04752 94 76 16 2
4543 Couldn’t quite make it all of dry January? Don’t worry. I won’t tell. 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
4544 These sun spots are weird. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
4545 Trust me ! 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
4546 So much for your so-called blue moon" 1.2125 0.06083 80 68 7 5
4547 I don't know how I feel about the moon's new update with emojis. 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
4548 Well, I guess we won't be making out. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
4549 You’re right. I guess my cologne is a bit strong. 1.2125 0.04602 80 63 17 0
4550 Doh, where is your mask Mr Sun? @stupidjerk___ 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
4551 capricorn’s moon is rising again, what’s new? 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
4552 You’ll shoot you’re eye out sun 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
4553 Okay, we brought you the blood. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
4554 I see it’s that time of the month for both of you. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
4555 It’s called, The Winking Moon”. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4556 She thinks that just because she's so hot, the world revolves around her. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4557 Uh... yeah, after last year I'm not feeling so good about that wink" 1.2121 0.04602 99 80 17 2
4558 The moon has been drinking again. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4559 Well, at least it's not the pile of poo emoji. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4560 You know what? I'll take it. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4561 I didn’t know Finland had a space program. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4562 I filled it with helium a month ago. Damn think doesn’t leak. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4563 I remember when it was two women dancing with bunny ears 1.2121 0.04602 99 80 17 2
4564 The Man in the Moon? What is in this drink? 1.2118 0.05575 85 71 10 4
4565 I don't know. I'd still like a nod to believe tomorrow really will be a better day. 1.2118 0.05317 85 70 12 3
4566 You’re a romantic couple, right? Here’s winking at you! 1.2118 0.05575 85 71 10 4
4567 It's an ironic wink. A little brother knows something about big brothers comeuppance... 1.2118 0.04762 85 68 16 1
4568 Welcome back USA. Mother Earth is really glad! 1.2118 0.04458 85 67 18 0
4569 You got eye problems? 1.2115 0.04464 104 84 18 2
4570 These adult beverages are making me crazy. I swear the moon winked at us. 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
4571 Wrong, I'm not a Blue Moon, I'm a happy moon. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
4572 Sun’s out, fun’s out. 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
4573 So you see the burning sensation is normal 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
4574 Look, he hasn't had any action since 1972. 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
4575 WOW even the Sun is happy to see Trump go. Let's wink back. 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
4576 We knew Bezos was making rockets to get up there,, but not using it for marketing? 1.2113 0.06628 71 61 5 5
4577 I will not sleep well tonight. 1.2113 0.06317 71 60 7 4
4578 Final toast to the full orange moon as it wanes to a barely recognizable sliver. 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
4579 She's just like me! Only one eye but happy! 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
4580 I think the kids are trying to message us. Which emoji is that, again? 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
4581 I need to throw my phone in the east river 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
4582 Cheers from all of us on the moon. 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
4583 When I said this emoji was overused, I certainly didn't mean to this degree. 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
4584 This must be the other side of the Man in the Moon! 1.2111 0.04605 90 72 17 1
4585 He was inspired by an emoji. 1.2105 0.05067 76 61 14 1
4586 the scenery is unlikely positive 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
4587 You had better hope that the Man in the Moon can keep a secret. 1.2105 0.06016 76 64 8 4
4588 Do you think he meant it when he said he'd be right back? 1.2105 0.05067 76 61 14 1
4589 The wink is a sign that the smile is suspect. 1.2105 0.05067 76 61 14 1
4590 I'm claiming it's those Rovers. Those NASA millennials will turn anything into an emoji. 1.2105 0.04463 95 76 18 1
4591 So does that mean if we start the day with a nightcap we don’t have to ski? 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
4592 Everyone's a poser now. 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
4593 I had your backs the whole time! Was just testing your for 4 years! 1.2105 0.04940 95 78 14 3
4594 Oh, look. Another Imogi moon. 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
4595 This is embarrassing, my ex never really got over our breakup. He still tries to hit on me. 1.2105 0.04708 76 60 16 0
4596 Sure, he can offer you the stars. But, will he make you cute little animal-shape pancakes when you wake up in the morning? 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
4597 at least this explains the wine’s mushroom aftertaste 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
4598 It was inevitable Walmart would run the moon out of business. Two full smileys per cycle was promised until the world was hooked. 1.2105 0.04708 95 77 16 2
4599 Fly me to the moon in the wink of an eye. More wine please ;)” 1.2105 0.05067 76 61 14 1
4600 Even the moon has better game than me 1.2105 0.05067 76 61 14 1
4601 Looks like the deadline came before the punch-line. 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
4602 Honey... exactly how old did you say this wine was? 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
4603 Here's moonmud in your eye. 1.2099 0.04880 81 65 15 1
4604 THAT'S MY WIFE! I've seen you look at her all day. 1.2099 0.04880 81 65 15 1
4605 I didn't think we'd ever see eye-to-eye about this trip, but here we are. 1.2099 0.05751 81 68 9 4
4606 Look Honey moon or Honey wine. 1.2099 0.04553 81 64 17 0
4607 Biden was finally sworn in.That's why the moon. is smiling with a wink\of approval. It has an investment in our gravitational future. 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
4608 I told you we should not bring drinks 1.2099 0.05751 81 68 9 4
4609 At least I didn't need the help of the sun to make a girl notice me. 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
4610 Now what? A low budget version of the Teletubbies? 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
4611 We’re Ok. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
4612 The sun seems surprisingly happy about becoming a white dwarf. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4613 I think he knows what we've done to our planet. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
4614 If you squint, you can just make out a face. Er, actually, it's clear as day. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
4615 Yeah, that can’t be good. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4616 What a beautiful emoji tonight! 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
4617 You can tell it has a dark side. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4618 That? Oh, that's the celestial emoji for lunacy. Apparently, the universe thinks Earthlings are nuts. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4619 I have some recently discovered water if either of you start to feel heavy ;) 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4620 Is this what they mean by ‘once in a blue moon’ or are our minds playing tricks on us from emptying that second bottle of Merlot? 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4621 okay that’s enough outside for one day 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
4622 They say a wink’s as good as a nod. No words are necessary my love. 1.2093 0.04712 86 69 16 1
4623 Let’s stick it somewhere else. 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
4624 Let’s give a toast to this winking bitcoin 1.2093 0.04712 86 69 16 1
4625 I decided to "spice up" the wine a bit. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
4626 Just be happy it's not the poop one. 1.2090 0.06904 67 58 4 5
4627 He's not winking at me. I think... 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
4628 I told you I couldn't make every day dry in January, but your secret is safe with me. 1.2090 0.06568 67 57 6 4
4629 These aliens aren’t even trying anymore 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
4630 I'd feel a lot more pressure right now if I didn't know half the world could see this too. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
4631 He's a two face. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
4632 Asleep or awake, indoors or out of doors, casual dating or serious relationship - no escape. Big brother is watching you. 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
4633 Is that meant for you or me? 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
4634 Looks like one of Uranus’s moons 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
4635 I thought you said things were over with that cheeseball 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
4636 It’s been a long day. Enjoy.... 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
4637 Let’s quit drinking... I see happy moons! 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
4638 Did he just moon us? 1.2083 0.04820 72 57 15 0
4639 To brighter days ahead. I'll drink to that! 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
4640 That makes me wonder what he’s full of. 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
4641 Well, they do say imitation is the highest form of flattery. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
4642 I’d flirt back but I don’t do long distance 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
4643 Okay, okay, it's not a Beaujolais Villages....it's blended! 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
4644 when the emoji hits your eye like a big pizza pie..... 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
4645 Honey, I thought you said absinthe is a “clear-headed” intoxication... 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
4646 Come on by. I think we're doing a little bit better up here. 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
4647 I'll never get used to this emoonticon. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
4648 I am sure of it..He knows more then he is saying 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
4649 Are we exclusive yet? 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
4650 When the moon hits your eye like a big glass of wine that’s amore. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
4651 Winky face? What happened to the Man in the Moon? 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
4652 Is it just me, or does the new GPS satellite creep you out also? 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
4653 Wow, guess these Flirtinis really do work! 1.2078 0.04654 77 61 16 0
4654 It's the "Horndog Moon"... 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
4655 I guess Batman isn't available 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
4656 It can't see us if we don't move. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
4657 Moon Chasm, wider than sky, I’m crossing you in style, some day 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
4658 He only took half his dose today 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
4659 c'mon baby, we said we need to space it up a little 1.2078 0.06225 77 66 6 5
4660 iCloud and an emoji? That's your idea of a fancy date? 1.2078 0.04654 77 61 16 0
4661 The moon is being an ass again. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
4662 You have to give China credit for trying to keep the mood light while exerting moon base dominance. 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
4663 Moonlight in Vermont ain't what it used to be. 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
4664 How much LSD did you put in the wine? 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
4665 I think I discovered the meaning of Sunday 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
4666 Maybe I'm projecting, but it looks like the Man in the Moon is becoming my latest choice in distant men. 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
4667 Ready for some unity? 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
4668 Dr Anthony Fauci is smiling again! 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
4669 Okay fine, no that was not a microdose 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
4670 Here Comes the Sun! 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
4671 This Teletubbies reboot is weird. 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
4672 He’s probably looking for the little mouse. 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
4673 It's included in the amenities to reduce computer withdrawal symptoms. 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
4674 If you walk another 3 feet you will be able to see the trees better 1.2069 0.05926 87 75 6 6
4675 What a perfect evening for commiting ritual suicide. 1.2069 0.04942 87 71 14 2
4676 Yup...that's a blue moon 1.2069 0.04942 87 71 14 2
4677 Now I'm sure that we chose a good vintage. 1.2069 0.04942 87 71 14 2
4678 la naturaleza, ahora nos guiña el ojo para que la cuidemos 1.2069 0.04664 87 70 16 1
4679 Are you flirting with the Man in the Moon? 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
4680 “I feel like the wink is concealing a dark side.” 1.2063 0.05139 63 50 13 0
4681 Did you spike the Merlot, honey? 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
4682 It’s that old devil moon 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
4683 Gee, do they ALWAYS play " Don't Fear The Reaper " at Lovers's Lane ? 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
4684 Somethings in this wine, I'm starting to feel like a Tellytubby. 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
4685 Yep, a dream in my heart and a love of my own 1.2063 0.06463 63 53 7 3
4686 Cheers to faraway happiness 1.2062 0.04620 97 79 16 2
4687 Oh, Mom. Stop asking everyone including the man in the moon from interfering. 1.2062 0.04620 97 79 16 2
4688 Thank you, sun god, for promising to keep us safe while we chug with no face masks. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
4689 Well folks, it won't be long before there will nothing in my view 230,000 miles away! 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
4690 The fresh air is making my hallucinations worse 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
4691 At least it isn't the Scream one. 1.2059 0.04940 68 54 14 0
4692 That blue moon thinks it knows everything. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
4693 I'm not sure the man in the moon knows what that imogi means. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
4694 I told you it wasn't a good idea to mix those gummies with wine. 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
4695 Finally gone 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
4696 Is moonatony worth the price of moonogamy? 1.2059 0.04940 68 54 14 0
4697 Now we know that Her vote was correctly counted. 1.2059 0.04940 68 54 14 0
4698 I don't think the shrooms have kicked in yet, but I'm pretty sure that moon is coming onto me. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
4699 I thought you were going to disconnect from social media. 1.2059 0.04940 68 54 14 0
4700 Let’s call it “guarded optimism”. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
4701 The future is bright, just not orange bright 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
4702 ...”All is right with the world”😘 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
4703 Is the sun gay? 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
4704 It does appear the inauguration is finished 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
4705 I think it means everything's going to be O.K. now. 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
4706 Don't you think emojis are a bit passé? 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
4707 Winking is ALWAYS flirting ... what is the sun up to? 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
4708 She must’ve had another hot date with Mars. 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
4709 Just what we needed, a cosmic web site? 1.2055 0.04762 73 58 15 0
4710 That reminds me. Did we remember to get my eye drops? 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
4711 Maybe it's the wine but let's hit the road before we get mooned? 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
4712 everyone here is out of sight , they don’t bark & they don’t bite “... Dancing in the Moonlight 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
4713 Oh sure, but when it was the eclipse that looked like the poop emoji it was overcast. 1.2055 0.04762 73 58 15 0
4714 It’s gonna be a good year for sure. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
4715 We better go inside--it's a right-wink moon... 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
4716 Are they flirting with you or me? 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
4717 Strange. Normally, at this time of the year it shows an eggplant. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
4718 I think we drank too much vodka, honey. 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
4719 I don't how to tell you this, Madeline, but...we are so over. 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
4720 Full moon my ass! 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
4721 Babe... Remenber I told you I shoudn´t mix wine with my meds? 1.2048 0.04775 83 67 15 1
4722 That was fun, but now lets get back to work. 1.2048 0.05355 83 69 11 3
4723 Sweetie, I think I can get used to these absinthe night hikes. 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
4724 Honey, is he flirting with you? 1.2048 0.05355 83 69 11 3
4725 Quarantine’s been tough, Joe. Maybe it’s time we invite a 3rd for your birthday. 1.2045 0.04617 88 71 16 1
4726 I believe it's a lunar sendoff to some lunatic 1.2043 0.04473 93 75 17 1
4727 ... Or, it could just be a piece of cow dung! 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
4728 Dibs on going to bed with it. 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
4729 Flat Earth releases neumorphic design update. 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
4730 Look, god finally got his own smartphone 1.2041 0.07704 49 42 4 3
4731 It seems that you've been here before 1.2037 0.07181 54 46 5 3
4732 “I feel an eggplant coming on.” 1.2037 0.06677 54 45 7 2
4733 Looks like it’s going to be one of those nights. 1.2037 0.06677 54 45 7 2
4734 Is it the cabin fever, or did the moon just wink at me 1.2037 0.06677 54 45 7 2
4735 I know of no higher approval. 1.2034 0.05285 59 47 12 0
4736 I’m not sure God gets the whole significance of this new year thing. 1.2034 0.05285 59 47 12 0
4737 He...he knows we’re cousins, right? 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
4738 Are you thinking what I’m thinking? 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
4739 The 21st century sunset brings with it the majesty of new emoji. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4740 Biggest emoji I’ve ever seen 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4741 He may look good, but it would only be a one night stand 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4742 This is not wine. Isn’t? 1.2031 0.06748 64 55 5 4
4743 A New Day Is Dawning. Hallelujah! 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4744 The "Flirty Moon"? I think I see it now.... 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4745 I see Lady Gaga in that full moon. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4746 It's his way of saying, "Just kidding" 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4747 When the moon winks its eye like an online dating guy, that’s emoji. 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
4748 We thought going straight from 💩to 🥳 was too much of a pendulum swing so you get this encouraging wink instead. Way to go, America! 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
4749 Emojis have officially jumped the shark. 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
4750 How Romantic — it's a winking-face emoji full moon. 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
4751 He's making fun of us being stuck down here. 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
4752 Is that the sun or the moon 1.2029 0.04877 69 55 14 0
4753 It’s not too late to call the Ayahuasca Shaman. 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
4754 You guys are cute and everything but where’s your mask? 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
4755 I'll see you soon after you take the vaccine. 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
4756 The big cheese agrees absolutely. 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
4757 Psst psst, act cool.. I have the weed safe in my pocket. 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
4758 If you tilt your head to the right, you might see a semicolon and closing parenthesis. @newyorkermag @newyorkercartoons 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
4759 I suspect Elon Musk did this. 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
4760 My wingmoon seems a bit full of it. 1.2027 0.04705 74 59 15 0
4761 Doesn't look like a blue moon to me. 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
4762 I don't wanna do it 'al fresco' anymore. 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
4763 Here’s to you, Sun 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
4764 I remember you. 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
4765 Ah, the rarely seen Martindale Moon 1.2027 0.05083 74 60 13 1
4766 Honey, I think the Tech giants have gone a bit too far.... 1.2027 0.04705 74 59 15 0
4767 You'd almost think it knew we were on our second honeymoon. 1.2027 0.04705 74 59 15 0
4768 How you doin'? 1.2027 0.05766 74 62 9 3
4769 The they in the moon? 1.2027 0.06079 74 63 7 4
4770 I can never remember what these %#$# things mean. 1.2027 0.05083 74 60 13 1
4771 The moon trying to date the earth. Moon: "Hey hot stuff.." Earth: "Not when the humans are up.." Humans: "It might he the wine, but the moon is definitely winking at us." 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
4772 I think we might be in a Truman Show situation. 1.2027 0.05083 74 60 13 1
4773 Dag gummit, the darn thing got stuck sideways again! 1.2027 0.05083 74 60 13 1
4774 Well, my cabarnet finally kicked in. 1.2027 0.05083 74 60 13 1
4775 Are you sure that this is grape juice ? 1.2027 0.05083 74 60 13 1
4776 Why do they think we run a good planet? 1.2027 0.05083 74 60 13 1
4777 Isn't it "R" rated to have a full moon winking at people? 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
4778 : " Thanks Moon ! Didn't realize we're going downhill ! " 1.2027 0.05083 74 60 13 1
4779 Where were you today?” Sun: “I was starting Bernie Sander’s inaugural meme.” 🥶 #berniesander 1.2027 0.05766 74 62 9 3
4780 We honestly could have gone without the wink. And about how tides actually work. I feel dirty. 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
4781 Now that's a little creepy 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
4782 Should we moon him? 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
4783 I don't care how advanced the aliens are, the messaging still seems trite. 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
4784 Is it “amore’” ? 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
4785 Maybe we should switch to beer 1.2025 0.04550 79 63 16 0
4786 It’s beautiful.” “Do you think we can trust it? 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
4787 Even the man in the moon is hitting on me. All men are the same. 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
4788 When you said you were into astrology, I didn't know you were THIS into it! 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
4789 It's the wink that really scares me. 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
4790 I’m not NOT made of cheese 1.2024 0.04724 84 68 15 1
4791 I told you Junior shouldn't be an astronaut. 1.2022 0.04842 89 73 14 2
4792 Even the man in the moon has made a Bernie Sanders meme... 1.2022 0.04842 89 73 14 2
4793 The world, it's been against me for decades, now seems to have joined forces with celestial bodies. 1.2022 0.04842 89 73 14 2
4794 ‘I got a feeling that I’m gonna keep you up all night...’ 1.2022 0.04570 89 72 16 1
4795 Who the f*ck is that? 1.2022 0.05099 89 74 12 3
4796 Well, he’s going to the swearing in for sure. 1.2021 0.04682 94 77 15 2
4797 I swear he’s drunk. 1.2000 0.05500 85 72 9 4
4798 Just be glad you won’t be the first female astronaut to actually land on the moon! 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
4799 Well, it's not a "blue" moon. 1.2000 0.04815 70 56 14 0
4800 Let's drink to the open eye's power to maintain the smile! 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
4801 It provides tone, but in this case that's not an improvement. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
4802 Bull China Shoppe has only mauve tag sales... 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
4803 You may be right about us needing to give up social media. 1.2000 0.07559 50 43 4 3
4804 You said this was going to be our spot! 1.2000 0.04650 75 60 15 0
4805 That's it! The man in the moon IS trans. 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
4806 Must have moon dust in his eye. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
4807 Babe, there's something I've been wanting to talk to you about. It's not a big deal, really, I just want you to be honest with me. Have you been fucking the Moon again? 1.2000 0.07441 60 53 2 5
4808 He got there early. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4809 Must be a Full Moon 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
4810 Don't complain, it was either this or the poop emoji. 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
4811 Do you think he's trying to give us a signal in Morse Coed? 1.2000 0.04650 75 60 15 0
4812 Said he's coming out in a couple of light years! 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
4813 We made it ! 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
4814 Andy Kaufman is winking at you. 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
4815 Q sent it. 1.2000 0.04240 90 72 18 0
4816 I have a feeling Space Force is watching us. 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
4817 Somehow, I think that smiling cloud is ominous. 1.2000 0.06279 65 55 7 3
4818 Looks like the Chang'e probe is still stuck in its eye. 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
4819 Maybe I won't come out tomorrow. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
4820 We have one ugly son. 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
4821 Say what you will about the film, but the Emoji Movie’s marketing can’t be beat 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
4822 Have fun tonight. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
4823 You thought you would get privacy here? 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
4824 You want the winking emoji, Mary? Just say the word and I'll throw a lasso emoji around it. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4825 Well, he appears to know you. 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
4826 Janu-pause pause 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
4827 I'll hold your glass so you can slide down and get the bottle 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
4828 How about some moonshine instead. 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
4829 You may call it a lunar eclipse, but, he is just flirting with you1 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
4830 Winking crescent,huh? 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
4831 Is the face on the moon winking at us, or did we just have too much to drink? 1.2000 0.05967 70 59 8 3
4832 You were right - this moonshine is different! 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
4833 No, he's not gay. He's winking at you. 1.2000 0.07051 60 52 4 4
4834 You know the moon is actually not made of cheese 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
4835 You are the Weakest Link 1.2000 0.04650 75 60 15 0
4836 Told you it was all on a Hollywood soundstage. 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
4837 I'm hanging hotter than you. 1.2000 0.05288 90 76 10 4
4838 Do you think that was an intellectual wink or a seductive one? 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
4839 I've seen blue moons, corn moons, wolf moons, but this is the first wink moon of the year. 1.2000 0.07059 55 47 5 3
4840 This explains the Blue Moon in the fridge. 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
4841 ''He knows that we told everyone that we quit drinking!" 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4842 I think it's a combination of "slightly smiling face" with just a hint of "winking face." 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
4843 I heard you liked the ‘winky face’ emoji, so while the world’s in financial crisis, I spent five times the GDP of Australia to have it painted on the moon. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
4844 I’m feeling very emojinal right about now. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
4845 I think the ambience was better before she discovered emoticons. 1.2000 0.07059 55 47 5 3
4846 I think it's waning? I mean, last night was a FULL moon. 1.2000 0.05000 65 52 13 0
4847 Say hi to the moon 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
4848 who painted that big emoji in the sky ? 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
4849 40 winks is a good guess, Steve, but I’m not sure he’s still playing Charades. Call a doctor. 1.2000 0.05967 70 59 8 3
4850 smile it’s corona free 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
4851 Well, "The Sun is now an Emoji" means I just got Apocalypse Bingo... 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
4852 🎼Moon river, wider than a mile I'm crossing you in style someday Oh, dream maker You heartbreaker...Ohh look! I got skills! Even the moon is entranced by my serenade! 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
4853 Bruce Almighty chapter 2 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
4854 Dad!! She ain’t mom 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
4855 The message is short but clear 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
4856 Remember the the Teletubbies sun? This is him now. Feel downgraded yet? 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
4857 Brighter days ahead! 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
4858 Honey, do you think we should start cutting down on those potato smiles...? 1.2000 0.04500 80 64 16 0
4859 You guys have any Benadryl? 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
4860 Honey, I don’t think that’s what Pythagoras meant by eyeclipse 1.1981 0.04327 106 87 17 2
4861 Won, no Trump !! 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
4862 THIS is the mountain top experience? 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
4863 Is that a smiley face or a sardonic wink? 1.1975 0.04451 81 65 16 0
4864 ONE EYED DONALD 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
4865 What the fuck. How 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
4866 Why is it the right eye is half closed and the left eye is open and looks honest? 1.1975 0.04785 81 66 14 1
4867 It was very expensive 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
4868 Hey you, what's up? 1.1975 0.05671 81 69 8 4
4869 You make us happy when skies are grey. 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
4870 Couple glasses into our Crater Sauvignon’s and the wingmoon does the rest. 1.1975 0.04451 81 65 16 0
4871 Ok, that’s it. Pull up Twitter. The Man in the Moon is officially cancelled. 1.1975 0.04785 81 66 14 1
4872 I bet Merrill Lynch never saw this coming..... 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
4873 Your secret wish is safe with me 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
4874 It looks like the Chinese mission has at least half-succeeded. 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
4875 I think someone spiked our wine 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
4876 Beautiful night under the stars and twinkling emoonji. 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
4877 cheers! O why the pandemic is ending!? wfh was awesomw! 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
4878 Cheers, You made it 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
4879 There's something quite cheesy about him tonight. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
4880 Not a good sign for 2021. 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
4881 i don't know about you George but I'm feeling a very strong magnetic pull from the moon tonight 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
4882 So this is your Netflix and chill night? 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
4883 Just promise me you don’t still have feelings for him. 1.1974 0.06218 76 66 5 5
4884 I've heard there are two groups of extraterrestrials around - friendly and a little nasty. This could be a sign from either group. 1.1972 0.04755 71 57 14 0
4885 Somehow, 'The Emoji in the Moon' just doesn't have the same ring to it. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
4886 He’s gone; you can go home now! 1.1972 0.04755 71 57 14 0
4887 Is this just another episode of LOST that I don't understand or did I drink too much wine? 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
4888 I know this trip was to help us unplug, but I can't shake the feeling that now I see the world in emojis. 1.1972 0.04755 71 57 14 0
4889 She is not very effective in the winter, but sometimes she can make you feel warm inside. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
4890 DOES THE MOON DO THAT AS WELL? 1.1972 0.06222 71 61 6 4
4891 Things haven’t been the same since Batman retired and Emojiman took over. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
4892 Are you feeling the mushrooms? 1.1972 0.06222 71 61 6 4
4893 It could be the moon if you believe in alternative facts. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
4894 Of course I’m serious about dry January... 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
4895 Mother Nature has a wry sense of humor. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
4896 More happiness that Trump is no longer president. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
4897 When the emoji hits your eye like a big pizza pie just doesn't sound as good. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
4898 When objects in the sky appear closer than they really are.... gulp gulp good wine 🍷 right “ 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
4899 Still, it loses something if you don't have to tilt your head. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4900 Chin up 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4901 If he says “ooohhhhh yeahhh!!!” and smashes through the tree line, I’m never buying this wine again. 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
4902 Okay! This emoji thing is getting ridiculous. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4903 He knew everything would be alright yesterday. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4904 As far as emojis go, you could do worse. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4905 Yup, earth IS flat 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
4906 Social media really does simplify everything, doesn't it? 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4907 Ever stare at the moon so long you become convinced it wants to roast you to a golden brown, baste you in your own fat, chew at your crisped skin…gnaw your bones for every last remaining morsel of tender flesh? Oh also, this merlot is total trash. 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
4908 Sorry to drag you up here. I thought tonight was the Smiling Moon with Heart-Shaped Eyes. 1.1964 0.05357 56 45 11 0
4909 I've really been feeling an internal moon gaze lately. 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
4910 This isn’t what I expected when you said you were taking me somewhere to set the mood 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
4911 Did you put something in my coffee? I think that sun is winking at me. 1.1954 0.04578 87 71 15 1
4912 What’s in this muscadine wine? “Oh, muscadine, I thought you said mescaline 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
4913 Apparently the sun-kissed and told. 1.1951 0.04733 82 67 14 1
4914 It's never been the same since that Méliès movie. 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
4915 So should we also cancel a playful wink, as it occurs in nature? 1.1951 0.04403 82 66 16 0
4916 ??‍???‍? ? 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
4917 McCain is looking down on us. 1.1951 0.04733 82 67 14 1
4918 I know I may be paranoid, but I still get the feeling someone's staring at me! 1.1951 0.04403 82 66 16 0
4919 So now it's LBGTQM? 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
4920 Well it's better than the Eggplant 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
4921 Hipsters ruin everything. 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
4922 Are you SURE you’ve never been out of the country? 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
4923 Ok let's see. Um, either a glowing giant has Cushing Syndrome, someone decapitated that Marshmallow from G'Busters, or, I dunno, I've heard of 'moonface' but this is ridiculous. Is any of this landing? I'm sorry, I'm drunk. Can we kiss? I'm sorry. 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
4924 The man in the moon is a lush. 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
4925 Honey I think he knows we’re just hiking as a fill-in for happy hour at the bar. 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
4926 Looks like the moon's got a skin-full too! 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
4927 She communed with the earth, it replied in emojis. 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
4928 Marcia,I think I'm in like with you. 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
4929 The emoji moon signals the beginning of inauguration season. 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
4930 Oh come on! is he making us fool again or it's my drink?! 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
4931 Don’t sun block me Alan. He’s hot. 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
4932 It’s really so romantic. 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
4933 An an emoji, it's charming, but in real life, it's a horror. 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
4934 This better is not sarcasm! 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
4935 He's been competing with Emojis for attention. 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
4936 Well, I suppose we can wait until morning to have sex. 1.1944 0.04697 72 58 14 0
4937 He thinks he knows what this all means. 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
4938 I think he wants to buy you a drink. 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
4939 He's gone now. 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
4940 It's a new dawn, it's a new day, it's a new life.......for me. 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
4941 I've always been open to a menage a trois, but I just don't see him making the trip out here. 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
4942 I think that’s Iwinka Trump’s last rise 😉 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
4943 Moon-shining: A date with the Moon 1.1940 0.04868 67 54 13 0
4944 Do you know this guy sweetheart? 1.1940 0.04868 67 54 13 0
4945 Well, that's my Valentine. Your's is to get us off this flipping mountain in the dark. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
4946 You say you love her to the moon and back? Prove it. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
4947 He saw our ad for 'celestial bodies'… 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
4948 Go see about a drink, I said; not Go see about a wink. 1.1940 0.04868 67 54 13 0
4949 Is he laughing at us or with us? 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
4950 We’ve been hoodwinked by the hotel, Alice, if that’s the cheese part of our picnic. 1.1940 0.04868 67 54 13 0
4951 Which one of us is third-wheeling tonight? 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
4952 Is that a 'I'm pacman's cousin' wink or a 'This is Trump's last night in the White House' wink 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
4953 You say ‘that’s amore’ but I get the feeling that you’re not being sincere. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
4954 Do you ever get the feeling you're being watched? 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
4955 I think it's going to be a full-wink night! 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
4956 when you said high I thought you meant drugs. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
4957 So that's where the sun don't shine. 1.1935 0.06438 62 53 6 3
4958 Wow, we caught a full wink tonight. 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
4959 Oh, look – they turned the moon into an emoji. Was it Facebook or Apple that won the bidding war? 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
4960 Apparently this month is “Sexy Moon” 1.1935 0.04897 93 78 12 3
4961 Wait, was it a solar or a lunar eclipse when he couldn’t see us? 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
4962 It's not like that. We're just friends. 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
4963 I have giving you a hints, but you have been failing in taking care of the animals, the earth, each other and so I sent you Trump to remind you how bad it can get! So take the hint, and clean up your actions! Remember, I Am, God from Above! 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
4964 The Teletubby sun's creepy uncle moon 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
4965 The universe feels it too,honey. 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
4966 He looks like he knows what we look like without our wine 1.1932 0.05326 88 75 9 4
4967 Want to be with someone hotter? 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
4968 Gee, I always pictured him with a long white beard and wearing long flowing robes’, not as a friggin emmogee. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
4969 Honey.. what did that man put in our wine. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
4970 But as they say, Luna-see, Luna-do... 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
4971 Um. I need to stop at the drugstore. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
4972 Oh no. If the Sun wants to be closer, it can't be good for global warming. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
4973 You're lucky it's up there or else I'd have left you for him anytime. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
4974 Who say’s wine has to cost more than milk!" Joey Tribbian 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
4975 I’m astonished face and thinking face. How about you? 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
4976 I guess that means we're going to have a good day. 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
4977 He must think that's Mount Rushmore, and that he's got it all to himself. 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
4978 Laugh, and the world laughs with you; weep, and the moon winks at you 1.1928 0.04356 83 67 16 0
4979 HONEY, I HAD SPECIAL PLANS FOR US TONIGHT . . . BUT, LET'S PUT THEM ON HOLD BECAUSE IT SEEMS THE NIGHT HAS SPECIAL PLANS FOR US . . . 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
4980 Well, Martha, I guess from a certain angle the African continent kind of resembles an eggplant 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
4981 Did you ever get the feeling that the moon is following you? 1.1923 0.05787 78 67 7 4
4982 We came all this way just for a winking moon? 1.1923 0.04848 78 64 13 1
4983 Wendy is the moon trying to hit on us? 1.1923 0.04848 78 64 13 1
4984 Date for three 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
4985 Peg, he is not referencing when I said “I love you.” 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
4986 I won't tell anyone you are outside without a mask, wink wink... 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
4987 Well, I appreciate the encouragement. 1.1918 0.04640 73 59 14 0
4988 #LOL @;) #rightbackatyou 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
4989 So that’s what Elon means when he says his newest emoji is going to turn the tide of opinion in his favour 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
4990 This wine sure has made our date more memorable, if not in the way we expected 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
4991 You think it has somethin' in her eye? 1.1918 0.04640 73 59 14 0
4992 Don worries the moon is putting undue pressure on his “hangout” with Nancy. 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
4993 Uh. He said your sweetheart 1.1915 0.04351 94 77 16 1
4994 Even the sun seems like it's taking the piss. 1.1915 0.04351 94 77 16 1
4995 Is the moon winking at us? 1.1915 0.05079 94 80 10 4
4996 Just between the three of us, this is his last performance. 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
4997 They're calling it 'the stan in the moon.' 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
4998 Of course it could be worse - we could be down there... 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
4999 My 'Dark Side' is worth celebrating..., wink wink! 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
5000 God Damn, I fucking hate winkers! 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
5001 Drawing us in a trance from our homes to remote ravines, the invaders seemed strangely benign and familiar at first... 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
5002 I think the man in the moon is trying to tell us something... 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
5003 I'll be back tomorrow my pretties. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
5004 Never mind me, I've seen it all. 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
5005 Am I wrong or is there a moon on this man? 1.1910 0.04190 89 72 17 0
5006 Fake news! 1.1909 0.04379 110 92 15 3
5007 The moon looks particularly Instagrammable tonight. 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
5008 Just messing with in 2020! Here’s to 2021! 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
5009 I can see your wife from here too. 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
5010 This is sponsorship going too far. 1.1905 0.06343 63 54 6 3
5011 IM :-)) & %-) ABOUT U 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
5012 I think he is telling us, Carpe Diem, go home and do the tango 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
5013 The whining and waxing of the moon. 1.1905 0.06343 63 54 6 3
5014 don't worry, he's just a friend 1.1905 0.04631 84 69 14 1
5015 Winkie moon at night coders delight, winkie moon in the morning VCs take warning. 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
5016 I keep shooting for the moon and missing. Maybe I shouldn’t set resolutions anymore. 1.1905 0.04987 63 51 12 0
5017 It's Trump's new place-- "La Lune" or "La Loony." 1.1899 0.05719 79 68 7 4
5018 I think she likes me. 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
5019 I knew my iphone was going to update last night but.... 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
5020 She's been winking like that ever since the first Moon landing! 1.1899 0.05428 79 67 9 3
5021 Did that privacy update say anything about sharing data with ETs? 1.1899 0.05428 79 67 9 3
5022 More wine and we can get the other eye to close. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
5023 Good Night America, It was nice knowing you! 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
5024 Biden won! 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
5025 Old Moon, OK.....But the newer, the better. 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
5026 I particularly admire how he's got the shading so neat around it 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
5027 They say that the moon approves of this wine. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
5028 I don't know if I'm charmed or a little freaked out." 1.1892 0.05985 74 64 6 4
5029 That's gotta be an Android emoji, right? So basic. 1.1892 0.04584 74 60 14 0
5030 Waxing Moon no way it’s a winking Moon. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5031 Such a “smoon operator” this on 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5032 but Jim, he hasn’t got his hat on so we can’t say “hip hip hip hip hooray” yet 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5033 This Sherry definitely has a nutty finish. 1.1887 0.05426 53 43 10 0
5034 I think Microsoft has privatized the moon. 1.1884 0.04742 69 56 13 0
5035 I never remember when to use a semi-colon 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
5036 No, dear; it’s a winking gibbous, not a full moon emoji. 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
5037 Life in outer space - that's it? 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
5038 Is that a proposition? 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
5039 Eh, wine not 1.1884 0.04742 69 56 13 0
5040 The ambiguity of the ‘wink emoji’ at its finest and its fullest. 1.1884 0.04742 69 56 13 0
5041 Sometimes it's a smiley face, sometimes it's a heart, sometimes it's an eggplant. 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
5042 You think it knows something we don’t 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
5043 #creepy 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
5044 I'm up in the mountains getting my steps in while looking at the view and drinking some wine with some company. What is better than this? Even the moon is smiling. 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
5045 I've got nothin' to do with your current state of affairs. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
5046 I suppose mining on the moon does have its good points. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
5047 Here's looking at you, Toots !" Mary-Frances Altaner Long Island, New Yor 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
5048 Wink wonk 1.1875 0.04917 64 52 12 0
5049 xxxxxxxx 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
5050 ur kinda sus ngl 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
5051 Sly o’ sun, melting our ice. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
5052 I agree, it makes me uncomfortable, too, but who do you call to cancel the moon? N.A.S.A.? 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
5053 Sorry about the eggplant. It looked tastier on the internet. 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
5054 I told you moon gazing was a thing. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
5055 ‘What does she know that we don’t know what she knows that we don’t know?’ 1.1875 0.04917 64 52 12 0
5056 ... As a heavenly body myself, I recognize these things. 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
5057 He's winking. Maybe he thinks your Batman! 1.1868 0.04920 91 77 11 3
5058 Last night must have won him over. Nice "moon." 1.1868 0.04108 91 74 17 0
5059 They say it’s made of avocado. 1.1868 0.04920 91 77 11 3
5060 Facebook took over the moon and is spying on us! We should have never mooned the moon! 1.1868 0.04108 91 74 17 0
5061 Apparently everyone was in on the joke by Karen 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
5062 Last week that meant tornado in Kennesaw. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
5063 If you squeeze and I spread, we could moon wink him back. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
5064 Turns out gameshow host Wink Martindale was the man in the moon. Cool. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
5065 I wouldn't slip the surly bonds of Earth just to touch that. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
5066 That's the sun baby from Teletubbies - feel old yet? 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
5067 Ah,Harvey Weinstein still thinks he’s the center of the universe! 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
5068 I thought callous surprises were behind us. 1.1867 0.04530 75 61 14 0
5069 When you said you wanted a new vista, I didn't know you meant a mirror image emoji. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
5070 You're a Moonie? 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
5071 I see the moon and the moon sees you 1.1867 0.05910 75 65 6 4
5072 Last night he was sleeping. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
5073 Sweetie, after you dump that chump, make like Neil Armstrong! 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
5074 Do you think It’s a flirty emoji or more a “I like you as a friend” emoji? 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
5075 Are we in a reboot of Teletubbies? 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
5076 OH, OH, that means free shipping for the next ten minutes on Amazon!" 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
5077 That's interesting and all but it's not a reason to stay together 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
5078 Trump's Impeachment was all a big joke! 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
5079 I think nature is flirting with you babe. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
5080 I didn’t know the man in the moon could do that! 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
5081 Is that a waning or waxing moon? I always forget. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5082 I'm glad we tweeted ourselves to a nice evening! 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
5083 I just knew you were seeing another guy 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5084 hm...i don’t think the moon knows you’re my daughter... 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
5085 Looks like the moon god is satisfied by our sacrifice of a happy marriage. 1.1860 0.07629 43 37 4 2
5086 Just wait 'til tomorrow! 1.1860 0.04533 86 71 14 1
5087 That editable did take a while to kick in. 1.1860 0.04533 86 71 14 1
5088 He said: those are not trees; they're coronavirus spikes. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
5089 Did we bring protection? Or did we leave the sunscreen at home? 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
5090 This is such a great time of year for lunar hijinks. 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
5091 I'll be your cheese for this evening.... 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
5092 When the super moon winks, it gives me the willies. 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
5093 It looks like acid rain is on its way 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
5094 Ok, so I guess I should swear not by the emoonji, the ambiguous, cheap- substitute-for-real-feeling emoonji? 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
5095 Everything is about screens these days. Even the emoji in the moon agrees with m 1.1857 0.04682 70 57 13 0
5096 It's all gonna be fine, folks! 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
5097 The Moon gave Ralph a knowing, “You’re going to get some tonight” wink. 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
5098 Looks like they've now got the internet. 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
5099 I see you ..... 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
5100 I am all over the moon nowadays 1.1857 0.06203 70 61 5 4
5101 - Honey, is it the sun or the moon? 1.1857 0.04682 70 57 13 0
5102 Don't flatter yourself. Last night the moon was sending kisses. This must be back at the moon 1.1857 0.04682 70 57 13 0
5103 The sun is setting on this relationship...but I guess that hasn’t dawned on you guys yet 😉 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
5104 I told we you we should have brought an umbrella emoji. 1.1856 0.04230 97 80 16 1
5105 She is my girl. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
5106 I can't do it. You gotta tell him about the divorce. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
5107 Unhelpful. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
5108 At least it's better than the time the peach and the eggplant appeared in the sky. 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
5109 Weren’t you were looking for a sign to know if you’re on your phone too much? 1.1852 0.07031 54 47 4 3
5110 A moonlight walk in the woods with wine? No, just came up with idea now, why do you ask? 1.1848 0.04352 92 76 15 1
5111 I was aiming for the sky, but ended up flat on the ground; but once again the sun is rising, I better keep on walking 1.1848 0.04352 92 76 15 1
5112 If you really love me, quit howling at him. 1.1846 0.06160 65 56 6 3
5113 This is why I hate aliens; perverts! 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
5114 You’re hot! 1.1846 0.06538 65 57 4 4
5115 So what do you two say... why don’t we all get out of here? 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
5116 Alright I'll leave you kids alone... in a few hours 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
5117 I guess that makes me the middle spoon. 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
5118 How about a toast to the cheese. 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
5119 Is it winking at me or you? Because I'm gonna be very disappointed if it's the latter." 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
5120 I suppose you slept with as well? 1.1842 0.05528 76 65 8 3
5121 Just like you said Helen, if we drink enough moonshine will see a reflection. 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
5122 Get the idea he saw it coming 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
5123 Of course you’ll still respect him in the morning 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
5124 I Gotta Feeling 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
5125 Who knew the sun could be ironic? 1.1837 0.04666 98 83 12 3
5126 Glenda, have you ever given any thought to a three-way? 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
5127 -We certainly don’t oblige to seduction. We are intellectuals....- 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
5128 This emoji thing has really taken off. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
5129 It makes you feel good, but I wonder who it's gather data for? 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
5130 I think we've had one too many glasses of wine... 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
5131 Hey Joe, is our son hitting on us? 1.1831 0.04623 71 58 13 0
5132 Do you think he wants us to ask him if he'd like a drink? 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5133 I guess the experts were right, the sun really is getting hotter. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5134 She's mine, you coy bastard! 1.1831 0.04623 71 58 13 0
5135 He’s too hot to be our third. 1.1831 0.04623 71 58 13 0
5136 Don’t believe her. Climate change IS real wink or no wink. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5137 I don't like how the sun winked at us after I said: "...and let's hope this one will be better than the last." 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5138 I too have something in my eye ... and it’s not a moray! 1.1831 0.04623 71 58 13 0
5139 There's something foreboding in that face Alice... 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5140 I think we are stuck in a Zoom background. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5141 It’s time to have some fun 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5142 NASA missed again! 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
5143 Let the moon light shine brightly on people. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
5144 Skiing and drinking don't mix. That's why my right knee is missing. 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
5145 Must be because we're drinking moonshine! 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
5146 Why is it winking?! What does it know that we don’t? 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
5147 Emoticon hallucination. Cool. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
5148 Yeah, but it's you the Moon is making its closest pass at. 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
5149 I say we toast to the Sun, before he decides to "toast " us ! 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
5150 We have been in our own bubble too long. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
5151 I actually said: ‘some cheese and wine’, but sun, trees and wine is just as good! 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
5152 I'm guessing asteroids. 1.1818 0.04784 66 54 12 0
5153 Let's have drink for another Sunny Day! 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
5154 I think I liked the moon better before the Apple sponsorship deal. 1.1818 0.06910 55 48 4 3
5155 Is it winking because it knows something we don’t? 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5156 Give him a chance, Mary. He does love you to me and back *wink, wink* 1.1818 0.06072 66 57 6 3
5157 Born in the 60s, it grew and grew and finally launched itself into outer space. 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
5158 As a yuppie, I must say, I don't like feeling mocked 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
5159 That Terence McKenna guy sure ... I never used to get sweaty... Are you okay?... We should probably go in while we still can. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
5160 I’m not sure what the Chinese have been doing on the dark side, but I’m pretty sure I don’t want to know. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
5161 A message from Musk 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
5162 I still say it’s cruelly deceptive 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
5163 AAAIIIEEE! 1.1818 0.06072 66 57 6 3
5164 It's telling us that it was a joke. The whole four years. And that we've gotta learn to cultivate a sense of humor. 1.1818 0.04784 66 54 12 0
5165 The moon, being Earth's natural satellite, sent out a signal 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
5166 Welcome to the White House! Folks 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
5167 On my phone winky face definitely has eyebrows. 1.1818 0.06072 66 57 6 3
5168 I thought the wine tasted a little acidic... 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
5169 WHAT NOW?? UNICORNS SH&#%*NG IN THE WOODS?? 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
5170 Did it just get dark for a second? 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
5171 he's gone 1.1809 0.04268 94 78 15 1
5172 After 2020 and the last 4 years let's hope the wink is a sign. That's where the Sea of Tranquility is located 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
5173 I feel like it's always following and watching me. 1.1807 0.04249 83 68 15 0
5174 Ready for a game of tiddlywinks? 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
5175 Where am I? 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
5176 Lightning is everything,you know! 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
5177 Don't be fooled, there's a storm coming. 1.1806 0.04565 72 59 13 0
5178 I knew it! No wonder you wanted to move to a galaxy far away. Yes 1.1806 0.04565 72 59 13 0
5179 I may be drunk but it looks like Uranus. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
5180 No COVID here 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
5181 Well...looks like someone else can sleep at night now 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
5182 I was one small step from proposing, Diana, when my mind was flooded with thoughts of huckleberry friends, ET and a pizza pie. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
5183 This moonshine is lifting my spirit. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
5184 ‘I knew we should’ve avoided the organic bottle..’ 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
5185 How much did you pay for it to do that? 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
5186 Even extraterrestrials look cute after a few drinks. 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
5187 Honey, I think we gotta stop watching Teletubbies with the kids. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
5188 The wine is good but I didn’t think the cheese would be green. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
5189 Is it just me, or does the moon seem a little extra full of themselves from up here? 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
5190 Pam Thai was our trip. I’ve heard of the man in the moon but who the hell is this? 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
5191 ‘If the sun says it’s alright to hike up a mountain drunk to watch the sunrise, then it’s alright!’ 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
5192 Well you said it first Janice. It's fucked up. It's absolutely fucked, and it's gotten only worse. Sheryl still refuses to compromise on Le Creuset colors. Now she wants to go with teal. TEAL! I don't have to tell you that my social life is over. 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
5193 It's still worse when you do that. 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
5194 I don't know, I kind of like the moon emojis. 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
5195 Is there such a thing as ultra-creepy rays? 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
5196 Must be a new Instagram filter. 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
5197 #metoo got close, but we can’t get rid of him 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
5198 Hang in there. It’s all gonna’ be okay. 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
5199 Don’t swear by the moon; she effect your hormones and emojies 1.1795 0.04373 78 64 14 0
5200 What the heck is that supposed to mean? 1.1791 0.05987 67 58 6 3
5201 Looks like somebody else is going the extra mile as they struggle with the day to day. 1.1791 0.04720 67 55 12 0
5202 ‘I got your back?’ Didn’t he tell us that last year? 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
5203 Woman: Look! It's Uranus. Man: Dammit, Janet! I told you to quit making those jokes. Sure, my stinker is a winker, but Dr. Baum said that was very normal. 1.1791 0.05987 67 58 6 3
5204 I thought he moved to Florida? 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
5205 I wonder what the dark side of the moon is like! 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
5206 I’ve noticed he takes advantage of a full moon to act in a fresh manner.. 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
5207 I think he knows something we don't know. 1.1791 0.04720 67 55 12 0
5208 Hey, you decanted, and I'll be the ambience. 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
5209 Aww, the fire makes it look like the sun is winking. 1.1791 0.04720 67 55 12 0
5210 Yes honey, I see him setting. But I have a bad feeling he’ll be coming back. 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
5211 Come over to the dark side. We have more than cookies 1.1791 0.05987 67 58 6 3
5212 . "Too much wine and too much texting!" 1.1791 0.04720 67 55 12 0
5213 Great. Now that I'm totally sure that I see him, all he ever does is mock me. 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
5214 He knows nothing about pandemics or anniversaries 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
5215 It's more of a chemical compound 1.1786 0.06793 56 49 4 3
5216 I bet he is out of New Year's Resolutions, this time. 1.1786 0.04204 84 69 15 0
5217 „It’s full emoonji...“ 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5218 This is the closest thing to God I've ever seen. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
5219 Well...I guess it was unanimous 1.1781 0.04509 73 60 13 0
5220 The full moon winks to acknowledge America’s glowing future. 1.1781 0.04509 73 60 13 0
5221 A look into the sun. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
5222 I’m not sure about this next generation bat signal. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
5223 As if the waiter scoffing at my wine selection wasn't bad enough, now this guy, too!? 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
5224 Why does she insist in being so awkward? 1.1781 0.04509 73 60 13 0
5225 WOW. Is Dry February a thing? 1.1781 0.04509 73 60 13 0
5226 uh... hello? I'm right right here?!?! 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
5227 I'm not sure if this fits in the Mee Too section, honey..." 1.1781 0.04509 73 60 13 0
5228 Honey, looks like Moon’s in Leo tonight ... 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
5229 And remember... It's our little secret 1.1781 0.04509 73 60 13 0
5230 Don't stare at it, you'll go crazy. 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
5231 Maybe she's pregnant and about to expand 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
5232 A toast to the end of world lunarcy. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
5233 Is he winking at you, kid? 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
5234 Last night I was getting more of an "I'm so over this" vibe. 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
5235 The sun is on the wink again. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
5236 Like it? I call it my eMOONji! 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
5237 I meant to sext the peach butt 🍑! 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
5238 I was thinking we could...did you just get a wink 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
5239 It's a "full of yourself" full moon. Most likely a Democrat post Autocrat. 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
5240 Is that macro aggressive or micro aggressive? 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
5241 Honey, it’s 2022. It’s the “they” on the moon. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
5242 Come over, it's not too late. I have some green cheese over here. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
5243 Put down you phone it's more fake news. 1.1765 0.04657 68 56 12 0
5244 Fooled ya. 1.1765 0.04657 68 56 12 0
5245 The wink means that we're not getting any cheese to go with our wine. 1.1765 0.04657 68 56 12 0
5246 Sunrise Happy Hour can be our little secret. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
5247 Emoji's are so annoying. 1.1765 0.04496 102 87 12 3
5248 On a clear night,you can see Blynken and Nod,tooorker.com 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
5249 That's a-creepy 1.1765 0.04657 68 56 12 0
5250 And you thought you could have one night out, without kids, and no one around, well that ain’t happening. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
5251 Moon: “Yay! The lunatics are on my hill!” Sid: “Ugh, looks like moon over-served himself again.” 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
5252 « Are you thinking what I’m thinking? » « Light bulb in the sky and flat Earth? » 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
5253 I mean, we have been talking about heating things up. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
5254 Hey, honey, I read that if we walk backwards slow enough then severed floating heads wont try to eat our bodies. Okay, now lets go. Slowly....... 1.1765 0.05904 68 59 6 3
5255 You vs The Man in the Moon she told you not to worry about. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
5256 I think he wants us to howl at him Marcie 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
5257 Has it been that long or...is the moon winking at me? 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
5258 Do you think he put something in our drinks? 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
5259 God love ya! 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
5260 Do you think it's representative of the entire universe, or just our local cluster? 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
5261 I just can keep up with these new updates! 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
5262 And that's why any hope that a glass of wine and a cheesy pick-up line will work under the sun's happy smiling gaze is also called "a 'pathetic fallacy' ... 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
5263 Don't spread the word, but I'm actually flat 1.1757 0.04454 74 61 13 0
5264 I have a suspicious that someone took his sunglasses. 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
5265 She's going all out to get her emoji approved. 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
5266 How’re YOU doin’? 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
5267 I told you I'd be back... 1.1757 0.04454 74 61 13 0
5268 That’s an odd place for an emoji Patrick Conlon 34875 Union Rd Goderich Ont Canada 5195248333 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
5269 Care for a little cheese? 1.1757 0.04454 74 61 13 0
5270 Is it just me, or does that seem pervy? 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
5271 How bout a threesun🤷‍♂️ #hashtagsaresilly 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
5272 Did your forecast say “Zero percent chance of rain?” Haha! Psych! 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
5273 It has no feelings, it is nothing more than printers ink." 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
5274 It has dust in its eye from the tear gas 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
5275 I don't trust it. It's up to something. 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
5276 Can the man on the moon get me too'd? 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
5277 Oh, I’m over the moon. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
5278 I think this is obvious 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
5279 Smart Ass- Covid has not reached there yet. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
5280 Stacy has a tape. 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
5281 We need to wait until sunset before drinking. I'm sure that's what he 's telling us. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
5282 I guess even the skies are taking to modern- day emojis. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
5283 Of course I am not seeing anyone else, my love 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
5284 I think we are approaching a new moon phase. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
5285 i know we said we wanted to expand our sexual horizons, but this isn’t exactly what i had in mind 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
5286 You know, global warming is kinda sexy! 1.1744 0.04734 86 73 11 2
5287 They said we could be on our own. 1.1744 0.04436 86 72 13 1
5288 Jane's final moments before confessing she voted for Trump 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
5289 I do believe these recent solar flares are trying to tell us something. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
5290 I think he’s trolling us. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
5291 Remember when I said I did some experimenting back in Astronaut School? 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
5292 'Night sky'? No, I clearly said 'night stye'. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
5293 Such a long time since we kissed here, huh? 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
5294 Even God went digital this year 😉 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
5295 Does he know we voted Biden-Harris? 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
5296 Man, this new Justin Timberlake album really speaks to me. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
5297 Idk I might’ve made this drink a little strong... 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
5298 What? You've never seen a winking ball of fire before? 1.1733 0.05493 75 65 7 3
5299 One-eyed bandit? 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
5300 I don’t know who he’s winking at but I’m not into interstellar dating. 1.1733 0.05493 75 65 7 3
5301 Did you bring my lactaid? 1.1733 0.04400 75 62 13 0
5302 Kurt tells me it’s moon of Alabama. We now must say goodbye. 1.1733 0.05493 75 65 7 3
5303 I guess we’re not out of the woods yet after this election. 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
5304 You're right Debbie. I should have installed the anti-spy software. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
5305 And you doubted Mike Pence!' 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
5306 I'm not crazy about the simulation's new iOS update. 1.1728 0.04227 81 67 14 0
5307 It’s one thing for the moon to be relaxing. It’s another thing to be lazy. 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
5308 Our vacation here in emoticon Has left me without feeling ... Well...happiness. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
5309 Who hung the moon? And why is he flerting with you? 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
5310 Ooh, now let's hit the "love" emoji. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
5311 OK, you can go, Moonman, but if it's Sam pinging you to watch the game, I'll strangle you with your cape. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
5312 Don't w(h)ine, Moonshine! 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
5313 Kamala’s one thing, but how’d you ladies manage this? 1.1724 0.04389 87 73 13 1
5314 We finally got Wi-Fi on the moon. It's no wonder it personified as a pervert. 1.1720 0.04983 93 81 8 4
5315 The man out of the moon, tonight. 1.1720 0.04490 93 79 12 2
5316 What’s going on here Mr Wilson? The moon is making that same face that my roommate made when I told her my boss just wanted to take me to Lookout point for advice on office decor. 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
5317 I GUESS THE VIRUS HASN'T REACHED HIM YET 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
5318 Wine and cheese always makes for a nice evening. 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
5319 Honey, isn’t that the exact same emoji you got from “Pizza Hut” at 4am? 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
5320 And I thought this wine was cheeky! 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
5321 He knows something we don't about Trump. 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
5322 He was worried sick for four years about a huge Trump sign being put across his face, but just look at him now. 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
5323 I swear, I never said a word. 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
5324 Reckon "Happy Days are here again"? 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
5325 Woah, maybe I shouldn't have dropped that second tab. Or maybe I should've. I don't know. Anyways, like I was just saying, the Beatles get a lot of the credit, but George Martin was the actual innovator there. 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
5326 I told you we should have turned around. 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
5327 Is that from a Taylor Swift song? 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
5328 I think we've been staring at this solar eclipse too long. Is the moon winking at you too? 1.1714 0.04537 70 58 12 0
5329 Is it just me or does the moon seem happy?" "That's probably just the shrooms I slipped in your drink..so uh..are you feeling drowsy? 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
5330 It's in heat. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
5331 Next it's their turn. SpaceX is going to try to give him a nose. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
5332 So this is what happens when there is a full moon on Valentine's Day. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
5333 Bob? is it just me or is one of those smiling sponges in the sky? 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
5334 http://soundcloud.com/sandarudest/ 1.1714 0.04537 70 58 12 0
5335 How do we respond back to his emoji!? 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
5336 He says he congratulates us on drinking Napa Valley Reds--his favourite wines as well: Vipin Bery, Toronto, Canada 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
5337 For every free man under the sun There is a smile or there is none. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
5338 I hope the clouds can quickly swallow this dubious meme. 1.1714 0.04537 70 58 12 0
5339 And just like Biden, he has something in his eye" 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
5340 'See, I been tellig you for decades now, we live in a simulation, the sun has gotten an update ' 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
5341 Oh look, even the moon has jumped on the emoticon bandwagon. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
5342 I think he's winking because he's not drinking and is mask-less. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
5343 I don't care how important it is, I don't want you seeing him. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
5344 One eye closed and one eye open. It's finally happened: the world has been under quarantine for so long that the sun doesn't even know what time it is! 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
5345 You've worked all day to combat climate change? Lots of solar panels in place? Ok, then go ahead, relax and enjoy the rays. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
5346 We should have stopped after the 5th bottle! 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
5347 I guess you’ve always wanted to try a threesome Stan 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
5348 I cut the paper myself; but needed help with the canvas and muslin. 1.1707 0.04181 82 68 14 0
5349 I think it’s about to rain. 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
5350 I just know I’ve had too much wine. Must be the elevation. I might need another drink or two to make it out of here. 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
5351 Calm before the storm 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
5352 You know there's a saying.. An eye for an eye makes the whole world wink." @newyorkercartoon 1.1707 0.04181 82 68 14 0
5353 A Toast to Melie, My Dear? 1.1705 0.04908 88 76 9 3
5354 It might be the wine and 'shrooms talking, but the moon's looking like a fine ass snack! 1.1698 0.04126 106 90 14 2
5355 And I thought things only seemed nicer since January 20th... 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
5356 This emoji thing is getting loony. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
5357 So you’re telling me that past fours have just been a joke? 1.1695 0.06466 59 52 4 3
5358 Hello sunshine! 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
5359 Must be a temp worker 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
5360 This doesn’t bode well for our screen time reports. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
5361 Wine is effective in reducing mental acumen in patients. Side effects include headaches, vomiting and liver damage. Ask your doctor if wine is right for you. 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
5362 How will the fake moon landing people explain this? 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
5363 Hey sweetie, looks like he's giving us his blessing!! 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
5364 He’s either flirting or he caught his eye on the tree top.” Douglas Monaghan, Floral Park, New York 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
5365 The not so pathetic fallecy! 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
5366 You're right, it does look like Jon Ossoff. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
5367 Hope, in Biden administration 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
5368 But he flirted first. Look at that wink 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
5369 We drove all the way here so we won't get caught but we forgot about the MOON! 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
5370 Wouldn't a poop emoji be more appropriate? 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
5371 I think he likes that we're drinking in an awesome full moon. 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
5372 Take a picture but it is not The Turin Shrould” 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
5373 Ok Guys,the cliches are ready. The rest is up to you. 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
5374 Can't tell if it's asleep or awake... 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
5375 Looking on the bright side, at least it hasn't turned yellow yet. 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
5376 Okay how much wine have we’ve had? The moon looks like a smiley fry 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
5377 Let's get out of here!!!" "Never trust the right wink! 1.1688 0.04297 77 64 13 0
5378 I think he prefers your pinot gris. 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
5379 I know you said I make you feel over the moon...but are you sure he’s over you? 1.1688 0.05669 77 68 5 4
5380 Maybe God is trying to tell us something 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
5381 No one likes a wise-guy moon. I think it should be removed. 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
5382 Stalking again. Who revealed our travel plans? 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5383 I hope he’s charging my phone. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
5384 Is this forward enough for you? 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
5385 Do you get the sense we're being watched for proper social distancing? 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
5386 Is there no escape from emojis? 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
5387 Oh, have I got plans for you! I’ll check back in the morning. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
5388 It doesn't look real. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
5389 SHALL WE DRINK TO THAT? 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
5390 You’d think they’d stop after Jupiter became the Planet brought to you by Apple. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
5391 Is it just me or is the sun coming on to me? 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
5392 Looks like be began drinking well before the sun came up. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
5393 Must be the Fake Media at it again. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
5394 So who needs a caption with that?! 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
5395 Would a carriage return fix it? 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
5396 The moon only winks when I’m with a woman. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5397 No mask? 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
5398 Jennie, can you believe it, the sun will go down in the blink of an eye. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
5399 Huh - guess I've been mooning wrong this whole time. 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
5400 Day drinking under cover of cloud, clever. 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
5401 I've never seen a flashier smile in my life. 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
5402 The moon may have his eye on you, but his mind's on me. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
5403 "The moon winks we should. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
5404 I guess the sun thinks you’re hot, too. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
5405 The Carvers stood in silence as the Moon winked back. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
5406 Last time I share my claret with the man in the moon. 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
5407 I believe it's actually a waning glibbous. 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
5408 It looks like the whole universe is going emoji. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
5409 Does the whole world need to know my intentions? 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
5410 A winking emoticon sun can foretell good, bad or ironic events—but maybe we shouldn’t drink so much wine at this altitude. 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
5411 Now both of you are Q” 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
5412 Sun: “I was never really gone.” 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
5413 blind tasting is so much harder with a jokester moon. 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
5414 Honey nows your chance to f**k a star. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
5415 I guess that means we’re doing anal 🤷🏻‍♂️ 1.1667 0.05311 84 74 6 4
5416 I never am able to hide my face from you. And I don’t mind! 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
5417 So, he agrees - the moon landing was faked, I think. 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
5418 Oh so that’s where the sun goes... 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
5419 It's a new night... It's a new day..." See? I told you we'd get through this 1.1646 0.04198 79 66 13 0
5420 What does the winking moon emoji mashup mean? 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
5421 Don't feel special - everyone can see the same thing. 1.1644 0.04368 73 61 12 0
5422 You Are My Sunshine! Truly! 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
5423 I don’t know if it’s just me or dies the moon seem to have more of a zest for life? 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
5424 Instead of being a ball of green cheese, what if the moon was just a giant smiley face emoji? 1.1644 0.04368 73 61 12 0
5425 Why is she always in a mood? 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
5426 What a douche! 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
5427 I had a feeling we were in a Matix, but I find the emoticon confirmation a tad condescending. 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
5428 And with china this cheap, you’re not likely to see many more, either. 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
5429 In the eyes of many in the world, this every-four-year event we accept as normal is nothing less than a miracle." 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
5430 Was this in your astrology forecast 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
5431 I suppose it’s better than last night’s poop emoji. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
5432 Every time I start acting like a bitch, I have to check if it's a full moon or not. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
5433 I didn't realize that astronauts took heavy equipment up there to create that result. It is sort of encouraging. 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
5434 Don't you just love sunny dispositions. 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
5435 Good-bye 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
5436 Is it just me or is that definitely closer to aluste 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
5437 Honey, I know you said you wanted to open up our relationship, but I didn’t realize it’d be with the moon 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
5438 It must have some moon dust in its eye. 1.1639 0.06264 61 54 4 3
5439 Yes, I think that is a false eyelash. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
5440 He knows. He must have been watching us last night. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
5441 This evening is brought to you by Walmart. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
5442 Must have watched Biden's inauguration > 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
5443 I voted for the winner, too! 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
5444 Uh, is that a good sign or a bad sign? I just can’t tell anymore. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
5445 I thought we said goodnight to the man in moon, after he told his version how the cow jumped over the moon 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
5446 I guess the search for extraterrestrial intelligent life is over. Maybe. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
5447 Well know he is just mocking us 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
5448 Honey, do you consider the moon a male or a female? 1.1625 0.04151 80 67 13 0
5449 I know it's aliens in a UFO, but it's still a weird suggestion. 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
5450 ''I wouldn't say that the Apocalypse is ruining today's Happy Hour.'' 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
5451 Honey, I don't care about the election; it's still great to be white! 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
5452 Eye Heart Moon! 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
5453 Proof of concept. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
5454 Be happy he didn't Moon us! 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
5455 Is that an emoji where the moon I used to be? 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
5456 Homey, did you slip some CBD oil in this Scotch? 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
5457 It's been winking at me ever since I started blaming Hugo Chavez for my personal shortcomings. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
5458 So meta. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
5459 Climate Warming is a prank? 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
5460 You never told me that you used to date the moon. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
5461 We’re just standing here and it’s like M-O-O-N spells moon. ...I rather take my chances with the werewolves. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
5462 New Year's Eve, “ I don't know honey, I have a bad feeling about this new year” 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
5463 Take it outside s 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
5464 Wow. This is some really good vine. Thank you, Momala 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
5465 Not the end of the tunnel,but we’ll take ut 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
5466 Is that the moon or an emoji? 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
5467 Say ... it's only a paper moon ... 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
5468 I told your so. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
5469 The closer we get to spring, the lonelier he gets. 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
5470 Which way is Norwich? 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
5471 Maybe, after a glass or two... 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
5472 Not feeling comfortable with this moon powered by Alexa.... 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
5473 Doesn't this emoji remind you of the sun? 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
5474 I used to think a wink ment we were in on the joke, now I'm not so sure. 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
5475 Okay! Emojis have gone too far...quite literally! 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
5476 Guess somebody got a head start. 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
5477 I don’t know what he means now with that wink! 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
5478 I guess he saw your full moon last night Sheryl. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
5479 Ellen, am I besotted enough for you? 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
5480 I always thought Mr. Moon was a dirty old man. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
5481 Don't worry hon, he's physically distanced. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
5482 Well dear, it's time to decide. 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
5483 That’s his way of saying Cheers! 1.1605 0.04104 81 68 13 0
5484 They should have opted for the bedroom instead of believing that the sunblock would work for atleast 45 minutes. 1.1605 0.05681 81 73 3 5
5485 Hey there good looking, you ever fuck a moon? 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
5486 Yes, I’ve noticed that the psilocybin helps with my depression, but is the sun winking at me or you? 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
5487 Apologies to your "nictatating full moon" but actually I have a Pirandelloesque quest of a caption in search of a cartoon: “And that, sir, is a hole in the ground.” 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
5488 Oh, that reminds me, I need to...uh..work late tomorrow. 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
5489 One sip for one wink 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
5490 I was afraid it would be the orange one. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
5491 That cheeky sun 1.1600 0.04262 75 63 12 0
5492 Is nagging us to take acid again ! 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
5493 Is she expecting a tip...? 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
5494 While I used to think I knew what the expression of a 'Bull in a China Shop' meant, nowadays I'm not so sure. 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
5495 - I thought we would have some privacy. 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
5496 Another one of your J-Date acquaintances? And he doesn't even look Jewish. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
5497 I knew we should have brought rain ponchos! 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
5498 Guess I can't blame 'em for tapping the Pinot before us now that we're Trump-free. 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
5499 Why do I believe he's commenting on the election? 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
5500 Even though that wink has been traveling for 300 million years, and it looks sincere, I can't help thinking it's pretty trite. 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
5501 Shouldn't the emoji moon be winking with his other eye? 😉 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
5502 Is that a smile or a smirk? 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
5503 Can’t grow grapes here 1.1591 0.04241 88 75 12 1
5504 Do you think he's tipsy? 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
5505 I guess she can't see the mosquitos. 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
5506 The union wants to be fair but 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
5507 I think he has a foreign body in his right eye. Eric J. Ruby Taunton, Massachusetts 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
5508 You have to admit, it's better than those lame comments your kid sister lays on me. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
5509 I heard a voice say,'Trump is gone for good.'" 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
5510 How you know it's time to open up the marriage 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
5511 - Do you think it's...? - Yes, it's my mother 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
5512 They thought the moon could be faint young but never so flirtatious 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
5513 Who the f*** is she Jerry? 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
5514 What you see is all there is! 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
5515 I heard the moon made some investments that paid off the other day. Honestly, the economy is so crazy. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
5516 ..And I was told a winky face was unprofessional 1.1585 0.05050 82 72 7 3
5517 Knew you could do it! 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
5518 If you think that’s funny, you should see him when he’s waxing. 1.1579 0.06522 57 51 3 3
5519 I was just kidding about Pennsylvania! 1.1579 0.04211 76 64 12 0
5520 Pesky emojis are getting everywhere 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
5521 We should drink more wine. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
5522 Is that Jack Daniels winking at you, too? 1.1573 0.04197 89 76 12 1
5523 He seems to have a sunny disposition 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
5524 It's Biden, I think. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
5525 Glad to see I'm not the only one impressed with my new love move. 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
5526 You're right, I see the resemblance to Joe. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
5527 He ran with scissors. 1.1571 0.05623 70 62 5 3
5528 wait until i put my mask on 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
5529 At least we have his blessing. 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
5530 I don't think this CBD is quite right. 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
5531 He’s got Georgia on his mind s 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
5532 It's been like that since yesterday... 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
5533 Now that we are up here, we have 15 mins before the sun goes down. Cheers 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
5534 I think the mushroom I took are kicking in. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
5535 I am so sorry. I meant this to be so much more than viewing an emoji. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
5536 Love is blind, but the fiery ball of gas ain’t. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
5537 January 19 ~ Even the moon knows there is just one evening left of this nightmare. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
5538 Please tell me he will not be back. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
5539 Arlene,I think he’s looking at you and singing”when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie that’s amore”! 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
5540 When I said I’d give you the sun I didn’t expect he’d give it back. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
5541 Well,that man on the moon is rather full of himself this evening. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
5542 Nancy looked at the glass, then to John. "He's in the Second Glass phase." 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
5543 The dusk of the emoticons is here 1.1558 0.04161 77 65 12 0
5544 Wow, he really reached for the stars. 1.1558 0.05250 77 68 6 3
5545 Somwhere between the MOON and Salt Lake City 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
5546 Come a little bit closer Here what I have to say How’s the rest of that song go? 1.1558 0.05250 77 68 6 3
5547 So... Musk finally shot nukes at the moon.... 1.1558 0.04161 77 65 12 0
5548 The ultimate love triangle 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
5549 Who could howl at such a vamp? 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
5550 It’s an emoji, by God! 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
5551 Bitcoin for your thoughts. 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
5552 Oh sure, you're love-struck when HE winks at you. 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
5553 And that's when they knew the shrooms were working 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
5554 Am I really drunk right now or are you also seeing what I’m seeing? 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
5555 I told you the new wine from LiL Wayne Vineyards was a bad idea. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
5556 What’s in those cups? 1.1549 0.05548 71 63 5 3
5557 Are you just going to let the sun hit on me like that, Todd? 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
5558 HERE'S TO PEACE AND SERENTY. Hope it is not a joke! 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
5559 Sleep tight. It’s a whole new world tomorrow. #joebiden #kamalaharris 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
5560 , I’ve been waiting. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
5561 He said following his father on to Wall Street was just too much of a stereotype 1.1548 0.04637 84 73 9 2
5562 *seductive wink* 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
5563 The hills have 'winking" eyes? 1.1538 0.04112 78 66 12 0
5564 Sure, Mr Sun, we can get you a urine sample, but is it okay if I ask what you need it for? 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
5565 You have nothing to worry about babe — the moon and I are just friends with a deeply spiritual connection and sometimes he charges my crystal dildo. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
5566 Even the Moon is turning a blind eye to global warming. 1.1538 0.06372 52 46 4 2
5567 So we don't own the moon anymore... 1.1538 0.04112 78 66 12 0
5568 I'm so glad your ex ran off and isn't buried in the forest 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
5569 Naturally, this biodynamic wine was harvested during a new moon. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
5570 Wrong wine? What does he know about pairing wines Wrong wine? What does he know about pairing? ' 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
5571 Are we agreed? This is the last time we polish off the magnum of wine on the same day we pop the cork! 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
5572 So the Sun has an asymmetrical face, huh? Stars -- they're just like us! 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
5573 And you thought “pathetic fallacy” was only a literary trope! 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
5574 Honey, we made it! 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
5575 I thought you said this was a Bordeaux. 1.1538 0.06372 52 46 4 2
5576 I didn't think the Teletubbies sun baby could find us out here. 1.1528 0.04270 72 61 11 0
5577 Hey, we're the only ones in on this. 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
5578 This is really beautiful. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
5579 I get the feeling he is trying to tell me something. 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
5580 I have a feeling it's thinking dirty. 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
5581 Man, that’s a big wink emoji 1.1525 0.05829 59 52 5 2
5582 Think I've had one too many glasses of natural wine. 1.1525 0.05829 59 52 5 2
5583 I'm so much more than a trope... 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
5584 Drink up, the avalanche is coming. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
5585 What’s your gut tell you, Keith? Is it winking at us Earthlings, or at those snooty Federation extraterrestrials who don’t want us in to join? 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
5586 The moon had to teach them how to wink 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
5587 He looks like an asteroid collision just burped him. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
5588 Thirty eight....thirty nine.... forty 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
5589 I'm the original big screen TV 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
5590 No. I don't think it looks like Elon Musk at all. 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
5591 Just so you know, with the '87 Opus One he expects to get lucky every time, 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
5592 This is my new sun salutation yoga pose. 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
5593 I just passed gas. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
5594 Apple contributed this emoji to the moon's PR team. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
5595 Just when I was thinking The sun also rises . . .. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
5596 I am leery of inter-planetary flirtations /Or/ If this leads to a relationship and I get pregnant??? 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
5597 Sometimes I feel like everyone is looking at me... 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
5598 I just though 'MOLLY LACED' was the name of the wine! 1.1512 0.04223 86 74 11 1
5599 Oh moon, we envy you. You're Covid-free. Glowing as always. 1.1512 0.04535 86 75 9 2
5600 I'm thrilled, my sun approves! 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
5601 JK LOL 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
5602 The moon is trying to be more impudent than this wine. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
5603 I planned that, hon. Now would you please love me back!?!? 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
5604 Is it just me or is the wind winking at us 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
5605 Ain't that a wink that darkens the world! 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
5606 Trust me. I won't tell the Covid where you are. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
5607 Um ... darling, have you two met before? 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
5608 Smiley faces, then emojis, - where is all of this taking us? 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
5609 I think the mushroom tea I injected to my bloodstream is kickin in. 🍄✨ 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
5610 The least we could do is share some wine with him in return for having to observe us humans 1.1494 0.04486 87 76 9 2
5611 Smile on,,Smile on Happy Happy Mooooon 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
5612 How much moonshine til you start feelin’ it? Oh. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
5613 It's not the moon, it's my AA sponcer. 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
5614 Somehow, my poems from you were warmer before. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
5615 I thought I knew one place without any emoji. 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
5616 Something tells me we can't safely toast the end of 2020. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
5617 d 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
5618 You ARE my Huckelberry friend, but I can't see that waitin' 'round the bend part? 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
5619 Something shifted 1.1486 0.04164 74 63 11 0
5620 It's mean to toy with us ...you promised 2021 would be better. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
5621 I don't know! What do you think it means,Eve? 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
5622 Oh look honey, someone is smiling today! 1.1481 0.03972 81 69 12 0
5623 I told you that you'd be imagining weird things with that 4th glass of wine! 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
5624 I don't think we'll all fit in the Uber. 1.1481 0.05003 81 72 6 3
5625 Global flerting 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
5626 Enjoy your tryst, I'll keep an eye", said the celestial being 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
5627 Honey, I think you hung the moon 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
5628 Aliens, Posting Goodbye to 2020 ! 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
5629 The sun will come out - tomorrow (with a*wink and a nod*)... 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
5630 This is a china shop, but he's, uh, not a bull. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
5631 Not again! I thought you deleted that one. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
5632 This moon sign business is really getting out of hand 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
5633 The moon is like Chuck Norris in a few ways: it never sleeps, it only waits - and it was nowhere near the U.S. Capitol riots" 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
5634 12021 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
5635 Trump wouldn’t pardon him 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
5636 See, tonight is a “You up?”Moon. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
5637 Here we go again... 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
5638 don't get too close, it has viral conjunctivitis 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
5639 It's better than the eggplant moon 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
5640 Your Dad paid him to do that. 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
5641 I don't expect you to be perfect, like your brother, Simon, here, but I do expect you to at least try! 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
5642 Reminds me that I should eat more fiber. 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
5643 Thankfully it’s always after noon somewhere in the world 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
5644 Indeed, only the syrah grapes ripen quicker and have richer subtleties under a full moon. 1.1467 0.04113 75 64 11 0
5645 Did you say you have to see the full Moon, or did you say you have FOMO? 1.1467 0.04113 75 64 11 0
5646 I guess she wants us to fuck now 1.1467 0.04911 75 66 7 2
5647 No wall. We can get home without a COVID19 test. 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
5648 I thought he left 1.1463 0.04945 82 73 6 3
5649 You know, I get that's it's just how the sun's rays reflect off the lunar surface, but still I think we should note that it isn't the laughing tears one, and for that, at least, we should be grateful. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
5650 On a clear night,you can see the eggplant galaxy from here. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
5651 Wow, I guess when you that socially distanced you can skip the mask. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5652 Take THAT Mom! Even the SUN approves our marriage! 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5653 Isn't that the emoji who achieved personhood?" 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
5654 "Ain't no sunshine ever given' me that kind of foreshadowing." 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
5655 I think he is gloating !!! 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
5656 I for one like the electoral college. 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
5657 Does that mean it's not going to get dark? 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
5658 I can still see you. What about 2025? 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
5659 This drinking game sucks. I was certain there would be alot more winking. 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
5660 ‘Those Tardigrades sure evolved quickly’ 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
5661 I've learned not to trust anyone who doesn't have a visible body. 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
5662 at least someone is happy and at peace..... 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
5663 Is your wife a goer, squire, nudge nudge, wink wink, say no more? 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
5664 Do you think it knows we were at the tanning salon? 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
5665 It's not New York.Are we lost? 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
5666 So glad we did the software upgrade. That new emoji is moon-like! 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
5667 Don't worry, I've got this one covered! 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
5668 It's a beautiful day in the mountains! 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
5669 MYOB 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
5670 I think everything's going to be okay! 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
5671 I always look forward to the moon over my amies. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
5672 There must be some meaning when the moon is winking at me. Is this Zen, or what? 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
5673 LOL SMH 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
5674 We have quite a smooth moon today 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5675 I've had too much wine tonight. The man in the moon looks like an emoji! 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
5676 Honey, this is the New Age. An age in which the Sun is now one with emoticons.” “I think you’re hallucinating, dear. You should go to bed. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
5677 Amazon Prime moon delivery acknowledgement key? 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
5678 Looking for a hot date? 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
5679 Let’s try a .5 ABV for the next tour. 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
5680 Have you ever heard of 'were-dweebs?' 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
5681 roflmao #emoonji lol" // "Steve, it's over. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
5682 Stay Lit! 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
5683 Inauguration romance: Biden/Harris sunrisin’ smiling after 4 years of hazy crazy hate filled days. A men & women lovin’ again. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
5684 Look, the smack side of the Moon 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
5685 Wow, this new iOS software update really outdid itself 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
5686 The moon knows two stories of any person - what is and what could have been. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
5687 The moon definitely sees me 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
5688 The after-dinner aperitif in 2021 - a whimsical wink or maniacal mockery? 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
5689 You know I said not to have sex before marriage but I was kidding, please doooo” *adjusts binoculars 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
5690 Show me your moon 😉 1.1429 0.04527 84 74 8 2
5691 Is it the wine or did you actually choose the moon over me? 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
5692 Looks like we have a Full Wolf Moon this month. 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
5693 I knew I shouldn't try this 181 proof drink. 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
5694 We should have brought an extra glass. 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
5695 The moon has added some surprising phases. I like this one more than the ? yesterday. 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
5696 We’ll know we’ve had enough wine when we see the peach. 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
5697 Have you two met before? 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
5698 Did you know that President Trump controls the phases of the moon? 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
5699 Don't get your hopes up. Saw her same smile in January 2009 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
5700 At least it's not the vomit emoji. 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
5701 And we left our cell phones at home for this? 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
5702 A not so subtle Musk.inc Promotion. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
5703 I'll do my part with a dazzling sunset light show. The full moon will chip in next. If that doesn't spark something, it's not meant to be! 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
5704 It’s the Wink N Nod Emogi moon seen after drinking cliffhangers! 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
5705 I gotcha covered! 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
5706 Let's Do It! 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
5707 Is that you Joe? 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
5708 Tonight a New Moon Arises 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
5709 This cant be real, right? 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
5710 Not now, someone is watching. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
5711 I took both Cialis Susan. There should be an outdoor bathtub over the next hill. 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
5712 More fake views. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
5713 What do you suppose Joe was pouring? 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
5714 It might just be PTSD, but do you also have the feeling that the man in the moon knows something? 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
5715 Human beings are natural, therefore everything we do is natural... 1.1400 0.03766 100 87 12 1
5716 A Votre Sante! Trump Is Trumpeted Off! 1.1400 0.04025 100 88 10 2
5717 That moon is in the wrong place; that,s Trump! 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
5718 Your next step could take the smile off my face 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
5719 Even he thinks us funny though he's just a half-assed circle 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
5720 Do you think it knows we're all watching? 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
5721 Is that meant to be flirtatious? The man in the moon sucks at his texting game. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
5722 I swear he's winking at you - what does it mean? 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
5723 ménage à trois? 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
5724 might you have this in rubber? 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
5725 I don't like the way the day looks at you. 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
5726 I thought you said it would be just the two do us 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
5727 This is not the fist time everybody winks at you, even the sun. I am quit. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
5728 You’re right again, Annie. I owe you a dollar. 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
5729 It's fine china; that's no bull 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
5730 Astronomer emoji? 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
5731 Dear, why I feel like he knows our deep secrets!! 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
5732 Bye, sunshine! 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
5733 Well I didn't hit the moon in the eye like a big pizza pie, but anyway, I don't love you. 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
5734 The wink through the wind to the wedded 1.1379 0.04379 87 77 8 2
5735 I always suspected it was the white man in the moon. 1.1375 0.03875 80 69 11 0
5736 You’re right, this definitely is my best light. 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
5737 You're kidding me! An evening sunset, way out here, is being outshined by a common place, has been emoji ? 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
5738 And are you friends on Facebook, too? 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
5739 Yeah...I dont think it's coming back. 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
5740 I think we might be next 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
5741 Mood, but where is his mask? 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
5742 Beats the one I stepped in yesterday. 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
5743 Can you get me a hoagie? 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
5744 Smiley fries have really changed since the 90's. 1.1370 0.04902 73 65 6 2
5745 Now THAT'S a bull in a china shop! 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
5746 By the light of the Silvery Moon.. 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
5747 I'm getting notes of vanilla, and a quirky terroir. 1.1370 0.04902 73 65 6 2
5748 VR dating company, "VRgins", was reluctant to disclose they too used SolarWinds. 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
5749 The next phase of the emoonji is tears of joy. 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
5750 It means corona will be gone ? 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
5751 Maybe the moon knows something that nobody down here knows! 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
5752 Next month we'll get a sob face. 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
5753 Language is no longer the center of the universe. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
5754 whatever the moon tries to convince us for , the red lady convinced us before that the night is dark and full of terrors" XD😂 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
5755 No Babe I requested Moonlight MIL 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
5756 I thought WE were supposed to be the smug ones 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
5757 See!? I told you. Okay, 39 to go. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
5758 So much for the mad cow theory. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
5759 You want the man? Just say the word… I'll give you the man! 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
5760 Where did his sunglasses go? 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
5761 I knew you weren't just watching the sun set. 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
5762 Hey, kids, we can all sleep with both our eyes closed now. 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
5763 Finally they are addressing discrimination in the workplace! 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
5764 How come he's winking when you stated nothing serious happened between you two? 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
5765 He really did invent moonshine. 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
5766 I think he's only pretending to be gone. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
5767 I dunno, emoonicons are actually growing on me 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
5768 Date night, 2020. “Hey, so why is the moon winking?” “Err.. this is the only high res pic I could find on short notice” 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
5769 I knew this was all a dream . . . 1.1333 0.04777 75 67 6 2
5770 Forget what you’ve heard. He’s actually quite gentle. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
5771 Technology is everywhere." 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
5772 Do you think that would be far enough? 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
5773 Drink and a wimk 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
5774 Looks like Zeus is pretending to be the moon again. 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
5775 Chasing girls is the strongest motivation for me to land on the moon. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
5776 It looks like the moon is winking at me!" "Ronald, your drunk. No more wine for you. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
5777 I'm trying to trust it, I really am...Maybe tomorrow. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
5778 I mean I’ve heard of the Oedipus complex but I didn’t expect the sun to hit on me! 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
5779 Is that a Sun or the Emoji" 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
5780 I love my ex-husband too, to the moon and back. 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
5781 Is that retrograde? 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
5782 : My Emoji says if he lays in the field again They will come! 🌎 1.1325 0.03744 83 72 11 0
5783 Please don’t give me that ... in a China shop bull 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
5784 That's a little sardonic, don't you think? 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
5785 May I come in for a closer look 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
5786 Honey,I swear I didn't let the moon suck me off while you were on that business trip to Racine,Wisconsin. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
5787 How does the sun become a winking emoji? 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
5788 Man:Did the moon just wink,Women:Nah,honey you are bit drunk,it's the moon who is romantic types 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
5789 I get the feeling he's letting us know there's a woman on the other side. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
5790 Make it one for my baby and one more for the moon. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
5791 What the @;/#%. Is that the Sunmoji winking @ me? 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
5792 They call themselves the Loony Hackers 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5793 Emoji side hustle during his day job. 1.1311 0.05949 61 56 2 3
5794 What's next? The view of the Atlantic Oceans will begin to look like an antique cameo? EarthMom.org 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
5795 a little too much to drink 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
5796 “?,?♥️?” 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
5797 I just git my second Covid Shot ‘cause I’m essential. 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
5798 Here's to you my ramblin' boy! 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
5799 Is that top still spinning on the coffee table? 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
5800 We’ve gone down this path before 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
5801 It must be a friendly UFO! 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
5802 Of course it's China, I would not Steer you Wrong! 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
5803 Did she notice when you slipped it in? 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
5804 Looks like he’s been at the wine again Patrick Skinner Saxmundham, U K 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
5805 E quindi uscimmo a riveder le stelle 1.1299 0.03856 77 67 10 0
5806 Braving the Wilderness 1.1299 0.03856 77 67 10 0
5807 Enjoy, but never get too high! 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
5808 Winkin, Blinkin, & Eggnog 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
5809 I promise I'll close my eyes. 1.1290 0.05385 62 56 4 2
5810 are you sure this is the nearest we can get to DC to watch the ceremony or is it a trick of the sun? 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
5811 Hey man, you look fun. Can we come over? 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
5812 No worries. I have a thousand mile sandstorm in my eye. 1.1290 0.05385 62 56 4 2
5813 The moon has poisoned our wine 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
5814 Look at her shine! 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
5815 A wine and cheese date? Even I could appreciate that pun Gary 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
5816 Isn't it winking with the wrong eye? 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
5817 There are bugs in my hill wine. 1.1286 0.04952 70 63 5 2
5818 Twinkle, twinkle little emoji... 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
5819 Why do I feel like the moon is sliding into my DM's? 1.1277 0.03777 94 83 10 1
5820 Is it just me or is the moon changes phases on us 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
5821 That moon fucks. 1.1273 0.05834 55 50 3 2
5822 It's called a Flirt Moon. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
5823 Wow!Maybe George Melies really did hit the Moon in the eye with a shell full of Astronauts. Poor Moon. 1.1273 0.05834 55 50 3 2
5824 Let's drink to the best emoonji ever! 1.1273 0.05834 55 50 3 2
5825 Sooo, this moon tells me you might just be kidding around here. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
5826 Didn't you say your ex was an astronaut digging up moon rocks? 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
5827 Did you sleep with him? 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
5828 My husband dragged me on a 7am hike, so I brought wine. 1.1270 0.05303 63 57 4 2
5829 'Cause we love you, Mr. Moonlight. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
5830 Are you sure the sun is alive? 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
5831 Don’t mind me here 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
5832 That mylar ;) balloon has been following me around since 2013. You know; they never go away. 1.1270 0.05303 63 57 4 2
5833 Looks like the simulation upgraded the sun to an emoji last night 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
5834 I came out to celebrate, not to see a winking moon! 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
5835 The Man in the Moon is Winking at us ! 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
5836 I told you that you looked good - the smiley face likes you. 1.1266 0.03765 79 69 10 0
5837 And you thought that Trumpism would last for many moons. Tee-hee. 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
5838 It's already hot, but now I think it's getting heavy, too. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
5839 The Moon's been drinking wine too? 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
5840 It's his homage to Georges Méliès 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
5841 You mean “what _was_ he thinking?” eight minutes ago? 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
5842 Mother Nature adds her own emoji. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
5843 There is no escape. 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
5844 How do you feel about that? No, really. 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
5845 Is it the alcohol or is there actually a wicked smile on the sun?” “No it’s not the alcohol, the moon is actually putting on a wicked smile. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
5846 Howdy folks. I’ll be up again tomorrow. 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
5847 Creepy,is it going to see if we’re having sex later ? 1.1250 0.05734 56 51 3 2
5848 Drink up the wine, Trump's gone, more of that apocalypse avoided. Even the sun agrees. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
5849 creepy sun getting canceled 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
5850 What a time to be a citizen of Paris. Santé! 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
5851 Let’s drink to a peaceful inauguration! 1.1250 0.05734 56 51 3 2
5852 That's Trump letting us know that he has our back. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
5853 Greatnight Moon" #inaugurationda 1.1250 0.05734 56 51 3 2
5854 Tried winking at the humans the other night, but they just gave me a blank stare. 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
5855 Well honey, I guess he is just as over the moon as we are 1.1250 0.05734 56 51 3 2
5856 Honeymoon with mead 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
5857 Huh... so that makes me your 25th 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
5858 He’s got us covered. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
5859 cheers to the moon 1.1231 0.05146 65 59 4 2
5860 Forgot to mention, but if we make out up here, Billy Corgan is going to watch and whisper “yeah, get some” and slowly nod his head. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
5861 It looks so romantic tonight. 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
5862 Is... Is the sun asking to be our unicorn? 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
5863 I told you the sun would rise "Tomorrow!" 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
5864 It's the man on the moon, so I guess he's winking at you. 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
5865 It’s getting late, we should go. So tell me again why you don’t believe in werewolves? 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
5866 Honey, three’s a crowd 1.1231 0.05146 65 59 4 2
5867 January 21st starts something new and truthful. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
5868 So,this is what legal access to shrooms gets you Eh, I’ve had weirder 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
5869 At least one of us seems to be over the moon 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
5870 Thank you for your libations. Ohh— never mind... you were celebrating a "happy" new year. I'm sure you will have one now; Enjoy the blindness! 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
5871 Thats the smirkiest smirk of all smirks to date.Damn he's more tempting than your Chardonnay, Teddy 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
5872 Monkey ooh ooh ah swing from the vine ooh ooh ahh 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
5873 It's an almost full moon. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
5874 The last person who winked at me - disappeared. 1.1220 0.03636 82 72 10 0
5875 It’s winking at me. The moon must be a female. 1.1220 0.03636 82 72 10 0
5876 Trump said he had that carved into the moon so everyone will know he is right, and will return. Biden said he simply turns to religion. 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
5877 Looks like Eric Carle was right. The Sun DOES have a face 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
5878 George blocks the moon. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
5879 Oh brother! Asteroids are not supposed to have a face. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
5880 No, Marsha! We've walked into a trap! This was in my dream! This was in my dreeeeam! 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
5881 I don't think it's winking at me. 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
5882 He knows we’re going to be walking around with empty glasses soon. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
5883 Hillary: Bill you have taken your relations to a whole new level. 1.1200 0.03778 75 66 9 0
5884 LET'S REMEMBER TO PUT THE CONVERTIBLE TOP UP NEXT TIME 1.1200 0.03778 75 66 9 0
5885 Now this is guaranteed unbreakable. 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
5886 HEY!!! THAT'S MY WIFE, YOU... 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
5887 That must be the new moon emoji." 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
5888 He says he wants $100 per print. 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
5889 To me it looks like a grey square with a question mark inside. What about you? 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
5890 Our little secret...I won't tell anyone it's not 5pm yet. 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
5891 The latest version of iOS is really amazing. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
5892 The sun was ready to see some real fire. 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
5893 ‘oh wait I was about to twerk, oh wait you aren’t supposed to be out!’ 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
5894 A title more than wine in those glasses. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
5895 It was just a detour! We're back on track. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
5896 Very impressive special effects, Louise, where is the video camera hidden? You know I'm the jealous type Jody Kinsey Toronto, ONTARIO 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
5897 I think I told the wrong son to sleep with one eye open 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
5898 So this is how I die. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
5899 I can't remember a time when Elon Musk's emotion wasn't on the sun. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
5900 Sorry, that’s my wingman. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
5901 To think the passing of a gregorian calendar year will change our fortunes is complete lunacy 1.1167 0.05363 60 55 3 2
5902 Could that moon have a good message for us. 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
5903 It appears he knows about your compost pile. 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
5904 I prefer the pre-social media sponsored colonization look. 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
5905 I knew I shouldn't have worn these sexy capris! 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
5906 I don't want to know what the ISS is up to. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
5907 It’s so happy to have won the fake tan presidential race. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
5908 I was hoping to do this romance thing quickly so I could pop off a round, but then there's an unprecedented astronomical event that's bound to upend existing scientific models and challenge anthropocentric philosophies and religions. Just my luck. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
5909 It's a sign we're meant for each other, quick call your mother on Zoom. 1.1148 0.05278 61 56 3 2
5910 I think you should give him a nod. It’s your name after all. 1.1148 0.05773 61 57 1 3
5911 Did you just post what happened to my pants? 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
5912 New day's ahead.... don't know I can cheer to celebrate it... 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
5913 What a small world! the sun said 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
5914 He figures since you can see the Great Wall of China from space, he’d one-up them by building the Great Smiling Wall of America on the moon - sure beats Mount Rushmore too. 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
5915 Be wine full and multiply. 1.1143 0.04791 70 64 4 2
5916 Gazing up at the heavens I feel insignificantly expressive. 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
5917 Reminds me of that the Bob Marley song, honey. The sun is smiling and the weather is shiiiit. 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
5918 Whatever happens, happens. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
5919 We'll get through this ... 1.1132 0.05815 53 49 2 2
5920 Huh, Timmy got the eyes wrong. Better take him off the fridge. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
5921 Ugh, I have a boyfriend. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
5922 ENFIN LA PAIX 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
5923 Darling, did we not talk about your use of emojis? 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
5924 Keep it under wraps. They’re not coming out until tomorrow. 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
5925 Hey I’m just gonna get the sun out of here so we can go on our date 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
5926 No, I’m not impressed. I said, ‘it’s high stye, he needs a compress...’ 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
5927 Nice try, but it's five o'clock a few paces west! 1.1125 0.03975 80 72 7 1
5928 Are we in your virtual reality experience or you in mine? I can’t tell them apart anymore. I guess that’s what it means to be married in 2055. 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
5929 I have that imogee on my phone .... 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
5930 C'mon, Karen! Stop hitting on him!" - Essay on Machismo 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
5931 “Shooting stars are dimmed by light pollution; so we will wish upon the blinking moon” 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
5932 Even when the world smiles upon me, I always wind up getting burnt. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
5933 Damn, is the sun winking at me or has it just been a while? 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5934 So sets bright emoji. 1.1111 0.05711 54 50 2 2
5935 A nod to Veganism? 1.1111 0.05116 63 58 3 2
5936 I think the moon is watching us. We shouldn't kiss. 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
5937 Only if you believe. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
5938 'Darling Look at that view, who knew America will be great again"? 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
5939 The Great Convergence is the happiest spot in the universe right now 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
5940 Don’t come her often? I dismissed the Ranger, but this? 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
5941 Is real life getting subsumed in the net? 1.1096 0.04600 73 67 4 2
5942 Hey Bill, go get the skeet shooter. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
5943 So much for paradise by the dashboard light! 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
5944 Even though we’ve said goodnight, I’m worried the moon still feels a little frisky.” 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
5945 Year 2023... nothing surprises me anymore. 1.1091 0.05609 55 51 2 2
5946 Drinking wine under my light? Your honeymoon phase is waning. Call me when he stops waxing your gibbous. 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
5947 I always thought the moon emoji was shady but I guess it’s realistic” @shivali.kheta 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
5948 Honey, I guess the moon is winking because he wants a sip of our wine. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
5949 Just kidding 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
5950 With that cynical wink, if he had a little beard, he’d look like Ted Cruz. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
5951 So this whole wretched climate mess has just always been an insider's sick joke? 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
5952 I wouldn't take it personally...could be just a footprint. 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
5953 do you think the moon want us to kiss? 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
5954 Friend or foe, I’m out of here. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
5955 Shigetaka Kurita sure gets around. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
5956 Honey, all I see is [X]. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
5957 I suspect our world might be a CD Projekt Red simulation. 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
5958 Is this what they meant by "casual horizontal tasting"? 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
5959 Drop that zero and get with the helio. 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
5960 Yeah,I guess a little bit surprised. I really thought God would have used the turd 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
5961 So there really is a smiley face in the moon? 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
5962 I’m starting to get the feeling that the fix is in. 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
5963 Are we in a Walmart commercial? 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
5964 Tonight I look down, and know that somewhere, he's looking down at the same middle aged human couple. 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
5965 Look, it’s one of those McCain™️ Smile Fries 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
5966 ‘And you thought the Teletubbies sun was fake, ha.’ 1.1053 0.03544 76 68 8 0
5967 Is it the Moon or is it Macron ? 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
5968 Wanna have a threesome? 1.1039 0.04369 77 71 4 2
5969 Oh My God! Donald has channeled the Moon! 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
5970 It's sexually harassing me; you need to help me cancel it on Twitter. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
5971 Where are the other three dozen? 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
5972 There' a first. Our sun is showing emotion! 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
5973 Smiley faces always hide a dark side. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
5974 wow, fuck me, moon is doing a "Trump-wink" at us! 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
5975 She's acting just like a human in a china shop. 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
5976 Ah the lunar dunes ! Perhaps the only constant thing in life 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
5977 Today's weather is another level 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
5978 This Hollywood take on I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream isn’t as dark as the original 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
5979 Worry not… I am here a week early to untangle the celestial and inaugural traffic… 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
5980 No sure how the wink emoji got up in the sky! 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
5981 Reminds me of that 80's New Yorker cartoon captioned "The Trump",(formerly "The Moon") 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
5982 -Honey,is that a hint? Or am I a lunatic? - Told you that a Blue Moon was not a good choice 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5983 The drink price tag it sees with love . 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5984 This might be a good time to tell me again about the long distance relationship you had with that hot guy in college. 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
5985 The man on the moon? More like the third wheel on the moon. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5986 They're winking at us. 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
5987 Seems like climate change indeed did the sun brighter 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
5988 Well at least wait until he’s waning before we make our *ahem* proposition 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
5989 ❤️ Love said to Life;Look on the bright side,Knits nor lies;no disguise,Moon or shine ; your are mine ! 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
5990 Well, at least he replied when I mooned him first 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5991 I joined Match after watching that hilarious 2020 promo. I’m an atheist. Anyway—Every day without a tweet from Trump is cause for celebration. Happy Wet January! Oh, that was the new Tesla drone for DoorDash; it’s a Cannabis-infused vegan red. 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
5992 I've got more for you tomorrow. 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
5993 I think this "Getting your brows done" thing has gone too far 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
5994 “Emoji this, moon beams.” 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
5995 Jesus smiling at me as I thank him for turning water into wine. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
5996 Hmm...an emoji inside a speech balloon. I'll do the caption, and you turn the cartoon into a meme. 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
5997 When the moon hits the moon's eye, that's amore! 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
5998 That is just loony 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
5999 All this time in lockdown drinking wine and texting has got me bugged out. I just thought I saw the moon winking at me. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
6000 I knew it! The heavens did rig the election! 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
6001 I call your omen emoji. ;-) 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
6002 This is the last time we answer a Craigslist ad 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
6003 Did you wink? Nope. Me neither. I suggest we retreat at this time. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6004 Did the moon really just ask you for a sip of your wine?! 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6005 No, don’t jump.” - winking face emoj 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6006 So, you think I'm predictable! 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
6007 We need to fix that curtain rod.... 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
6008 I think I know who was on the other side of the gloryhole. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6009 Woman: Are you just going to stand there and let him talk to me like that? Man: Want me to beat him up? 1.0943 0.04867 53 49 3 1
6010 Narrator: And they drank their wine together as the moon slowly creeped- No! Not like that. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6011 I've been away from Twitter this week. When did Drew Barrymore become the moon? 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
6012 I didn't know Zeus had a sense if humor. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
6013 Romantics should reconsider on the moon being just a blinking light in the night sky 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
6014 I miss the dull real Sun." 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
6015 Fertility Goddesses have had to update their playbook. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
6016 The sun came out today 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
6017 I’ll keep the clouds away to not ruin your“dry” January. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
6018 12:01PM 1/20/21 Eastern Standard Time 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
6019 Let's just cut to the chase from wine-and-dine to swoon-over-honeymoon🌝 1.0893 0.04613 56 52 3 1
6020 Is it the full moon or the wine that makes you wild, Honey? 1.0889 0.05339 45 42 2 1
6021 You're ok. You passed the marriage durability test of the last 8 months 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
6022 It means she also thinks it's a joke that she only gets paid 75% of the attention the Man in the Moon got for equal brightness." 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
6023 'so glad this simulation is over.' 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
6024 Dry January seems bad for the environment, no? 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
6025 Sorry, there’s not enough wine to do that. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
6026 So this is a pirate moon... 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
6027 don't worry dude, I won't tell this one that you're gonna push her off the cliff 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
6028 Georges Méliès shot his eye out, kid. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
6029 Would you look at that, guess our son is a realist. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
6030 I say that wink is a cry for help from a very lonely satellite." 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
6031 Doesn't THAT confirm this isn't only a business trip? 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
6032 babe, i hear you— but can we not tonight? i don’t feel up to breaking out my acoustic guitar and stumbling through covers of mothballed pop crossovers, which is the musical equivalent of owning word art. it always makes you way too ravenously horny. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6033 But why the wink? I mean, wouldn't' a crescent emoji be better? 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6034 Woap! That's our signal. Chug that blood, it's werewolf time" 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6035 ...and on their first date night away from their babies a man whispers in his wife's ear..."Where the old shoe rocked the fishermen three.." 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6036 The sun is winking : " Cheers with you" 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6037 Does it look like a big pizza pie to you? 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6038 I remember my last date, she went over my head, that's the last time I date a cow. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6039 Don't mind me. I'm not winking. It's just a tiny stye in the eye. 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
6040 This wine tastes a lot like absinthe. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6041 Keep smiling, keep smiling...you’re in the spotlight...you’re the star...or..Moon. It’s your dream job! Your smile and mystery is giving hope to people. But where did MY therapist go? 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6042 I hurss you could call it a get luckyppm 1.0822 0.03237 73 67 6 0
6043 They sent a group of college students to the moon - the art could have been much worse. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
6044 See, putting china in the bull shop wasn't a bad idea after all! 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6045 I think it owns $AAVE too. 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
6046 It looks really familiar; did you bring the code book? 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
6047 Rising with the sun hun? 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
6048 I suddenly feel like Ralph Kramden. 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
6049 Do you want to watch a movie? 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
6050 What a snappy way to say “Good riddance” to 2020!” Don Dechman. Austin T 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
6051 I can’t believe you busted me out of prison for this. I was scheduled to be executed on Thursday! 1.0784 0.04722 51 48 2 1
6052 It's going to get crazy! 1.0784 0.04722 51 48 2 1
6053 Even the new Space Force guys are relieved. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
6054 The children's version of Lovecraft's Great Old Ones leaves a lot to be desired. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
6055 go on, let me hear your best wolf whistle 1.0784 0.04722 51 48 2 1
6056 This is stupid. 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
6057 Do you think the earth will reply with the face in the moon? 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
6058 I'm just kidding about that "unity" thing. . 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
6059 Have a nice (ahem) evening! 1.0758 0.03282 66 61 5 0
6060 I should never have blamed it on the boogie. 1.0755 0.04547 53 50 2 1
6061 Time for tubby bye bye indeed. 1.0746 0.03235 67 62 5 0
6062 Sunny cheers! 1.0746 0.03871 67 63 3 1
6063 What a relief! Last night, it was ? 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6064 A wink and a promise. So, not heading in that direction. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6065 Hey, remember that scene in the Lion King where S E X appeared in the night sky? Yeah, that was pretty dumb 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6066 I know what you two are doing tonight 1.0727 0.04384 55 52 2 1
6067 It’s in the wax in the ocular phase. 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
6068 Guess we'll skip the White Lightening Bar next time. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6069 Even the winking moon knows this won't be our last nightcap. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6070 Honey, the glacier cannot diminish our optimism. 1.0714 0.04307 56 53 2 1
6071 babe, i hear you— but can we not tonight? i don’t feel up to breaking out my acoustic guitar and stumbling through covers of mothballed pop crossovers. it always gets you way way too horny. 1.0714 0.03709 70 66 3 1
6072 Sun: All's quiet on the western front 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
6073 Your parents were very clear, Megan- if you marry the Moon, they will not pay for the wedding until you test negative for meth. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
6074 Unbelievable. I chose a pinot that would pair well with the smile emoji. If I had known it was going to be the wink emoji, I would have gone for the chardonnay. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
6075 Do you pay your influencer per click or per visit? 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
6076 "I'm beginning to think Oumuamua was some kind of trolling probe." 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
6077 Why is the sun going down in the East? 1.0656 0.03959 61 58 2 1
6078 Here comes the sun! Enjoy your last glasses of wine. It’s too late to cancel Mother Nature’s cyclical climatology! 1.0645 0.03896 62 59 2 1
6079 That Scrub Daddy sponsorship is getting lots of impressions! 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
6080 I suppose next you’re going to tell me he’s trying out with the New York Ballet. 1.0625 0.03050 64 60 4 0
6081 I know what you prettend after the wine 😉 1.0625 0.03050 64 60 4 0
6082 It’s only visible out here - the Moon in its weanie phase... 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
6083 After Trump, we decided to put things in perspective. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6084 It's a full BN Biscuit moon tonight. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6085 The moon is the Man! 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
6086 Once you go star, you never go far. 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
6087 Wine glass, wine glass, heart, ring, fingers crossed, fireworks, champagne bottle, kissy lips, eggplant, peach? 1.0588 0.04349 51 49 1 1
6088 Oh man, I wanted to surprise you with a blue moon but we got this instead. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
6089 Wow! Even better than Planet Peru! 1.0548 0.02682 73 69 4 0
6090 I don’t know who it is but they have been following all night! 1.0545 0.03090 55 52 3 0
6091 Oh no. I think he saw me taking a shit back there. 1.0545 0.03090 55 52 3 0
6092 Winky winky fo finky me my winky! 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
6093 It must be God's way of letting us know he's been up to something! 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
6094 Seeing into the future 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
6095 I think he wants to tan your hide. 1.0455 0.02584 66 63 3 0
6096 Let’s celebrate how far we’ve come, the moon is honoring us. 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
6097 Smells like B.S. 1.0385 0.02693 52 50 2 0
6098 A little warmer than usual, no? 1.0385 0.02693 52 50 2 0
6099 —Margaret, how long has the wine been open? —I don’t know, it is 2020 harvest. 1.0364 0.02547 55 53 2 0
6100 Don't worry - I'm not really warming the earth - YOU ARE!!!! 1.0357 0.02502 56 54 2 0
6101 Hope that wine tastes good 1.0208 0.02105 48 47 1 0