Contest #741


Cartoon

741

The winning captions

These captions are chosen by The New Yorker.

  1. “I think it’s just a phase.”
  2. “Remind me to close the curtains tonight.”
  3. "Wow, it's a rare full-of-himself moon."


Name Value
Submission deadline 2021-01-24T23:53:00.000Z
Voting started -
Voting ended 2021-02-07T23:54:00.000Z
Finalists announced 2021-02-01T23:54:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued February 8, 2021
Number of captions 6102
Number of responses 676978
Number of participants -


Dashboard

In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 Don’t be fooled. He has a dark side. 2.2606 0.01084 5238 1108 1657 2473
1 I think it's just a phase. 1.9945 0.01312 3458 1039 1399 1020
2 When the moon's in the sky like a big winking eye, that's emoji. 1.9909 0.01081 5932 2083 1820 2029
3 Be careful. He has a dark side. 1.9458 0.01055 5632 1927 2083 1622
4 No, no, no... you're definitely the first one I've brought up here. 1.8278 0.04146 389 169 118 102
5 Just look at him. He's full of himself. 1.8184 0.01508 3105 1429 811 865
6 Don't worry, it's just a phase. 1.8049 0.01231 3869 1585 1454 830
7 Remind me to close the curtains tonight. 1.7765 0.01807 1875 830 634 411
8 Wow, it’s a rare full-of-himself moon. 1.7722 0.03066 676 309 212 155
9 He's not winking. We're looking at a luna tic. 1.7713 0.03603 516 245 144 127
10 Well, I suppose I’d rather be winked at than mooned. 1.7627 0.01510 2756 1270 870 616
11 No, I still just see a semicolon and parenthesis. 1.7536 0.01865 1806 844 563 399
12 This isn’t the first time you brought a date up to this spot, isn’t it? 1.7488 0.01525 2739 1303 821 615
13 Jesus, Anne, even the moon knows we’re having an affair. 1.7264 0.01698 2076 983 678 415
14 To be honest, you're the first girl I've brought up here he likes. 1.7252 0.01837 1681 771 601 309
15 I guess Trump leaving office is universally welcomed. 1.7226 0.02075 1431 694 440 297
16 It’s probably just a phase. 1.7210 0.01706 1896 861 703 332
17 Remember when we would have found this odd? 1.7184 0.01960 1495 699 518 278
18 Well this is a new phase. 1.7125 0.01795 1708 786 627 295
19 Apparently the lunar probe found the right spot. 1.7083 0.01997 1560 779 457 324
20 Post-inaugural happiness extends farther than I thought. 1.6958 0.02125 1315 651 413 251
21 I've seen waxing and waning but winking is a new one 1.6913 0.02098 1315 646 429 240
22 Is there anybody in the universe you HAVEN’T dated? 1.6866 0.02338 1104 560 330 214
23 Now that you've mentioned it, I can't stop seeing a semicolon and a right parenthesis. 1.6827 0.02357 1062 535 329 198
24 It's winking, Helen, do we really need to quibble over whether it's waning or waxing?" 1.6811 0.03595 461 234 140 87
25 We should buy a case of this. 1.6790 0.02288 1159 597 337 225
26 Maybe hes just going through a phase 1.6772 0.03998 316 147 124 45
27 I don't think I've ever seen this side of the moon before. 1.6740 0.02334 997 486 350 161
28 I sunbathed topless one time and now he won't leave me alone. 1.6702 0.02505 946 488 282 176
29 Well you passed that test. My mother is next. 1.6663 0.02381 1013 516 319 178
30 I said no elaborate proposal, Steve 1.6630 0.02623 828 422 263 143
31 I’m glad he gave us a wink and not the full moon. 1.6582 0.02687 828 437 237 154
32 Did we check those mushrooms in the field guide? 1.6512 0.02623 840 440 253 147
33 When the moon hits your eye like a big winky smile, that’s emoji. 1.6491 0.02848 741 398 205 138
34 I hope this is just a phase. 1.6459 0.02853 675 347 220 108
35 Somebody thinks I'm getting lucky tonight. 1.6458 0.02527 816 408 289 119
36 He's smiling now, but you should see his dark side. 1.6401 0.02775 664 332 239 93
37 You slept with him, didn't you. 1.6388 0.03047 623 333 182 108
38 According to NASA it's going to do that until science matters again. 1.6357 0.02867 645 331 218 96
39 Now there’s someone who knows it’s always 5 o’clock somewhere. 1.6348 0.03486 460 243 142 75
40 He's only been President for a few days, and the world is already looking different. 1.6345 0.02634 840 454 239 147
41 Not so much full, as smug 1.6338 0.03026 598 313 191 94
42 Do you think that's a frown in Australia? 1.6311 0.03007 637 344 184 109
43 It's easy to be upbeat when you're a quarter million miles away. 1.6307 0.03029 593 311 190 92
44 First time I've seen that smile in four years. 1.6271 0.03733 421 231 116 74
45 Don't trust him, he's got a dark side. 1.6260 0.03833 377 201 116 60
46 Ever feel like we aren’t in on the joke? 1.6257 0.03066 561 292 187 82
47 Looks friendly, but I bet it has a dark side. 1.6253 0.02580 742 374 272 96
48 Red sky at night, sailor's delight. White moon winking, start the drinking. 1.6211 0.03115 607 337 163 107
49 I feel like he’s hiding a dark side. 1.6185 0.02876 616 319 213 84
50 I hear that he won’t wink again until 2046. 1.6156 0.03640 411 221 127 63
51 I thought they either waxed or waned, not winked. 1.6148 0.03140 553 298 170 85
52 On second thought, maybe I have had enough to drink. 1.6145 0.03165 498 257 176 65
53 Oh, great, another New Yorker cartoon we have to pretend we get. 1.6133 0.03445 481 266 135 80
54 We're out in the woods, you said ... no one could see us doing it, you said... 1.6108 0.03258 519 283 155 81
55 He seems pretty full of himself tonight. 1.6077 0.03238 492 261 163 68
56 It's you winking back at him that worries me. 1.6071 0.03228 504 270 162 72
57 The worst thing about being a copy editor is that you start seeing punctuation everywhere. 1.6068 0.03144 501 261 176 64
58 I’d be concerned about tomorrow’s high tide. 1.6061 0.03105 490 250 183 57
59 Maybe it's just a phase. 1.6060 0.03340 434 224 157 53
60 Look dear, it's a full emoji. 1.6045 0.03577 440 245 124 71
61 He doesn’t seem to know he’s about to be eclipsed. 1.6029 0.03347 491 271 144 76
62 What type of wine is this again? 1.6026 0.03127 531 285 172 74
63 I miss the days when we saw a man in the moon and not an emoji. 1.6014 0.02985 567 301 191 75
64 When the moon hits your eye, Like a big smiley guy, Its… EMOJI!” 1.6000 0.03618 460 267 110 83
65 Should we have given more thought to where we planted the flag? 1.5996 0.03069 562 306 175 81
66 This is just wine, right? 1.5972 0.03209 494 265 163 66
67 ‘He seems friendly enough, but he’s got a dark side’. 1.5945 0.03457 434 236 138 60
68 I think it will be a while before NASA partners with Facebook again. 1.5944 0.03566 429 239 125 65
69 It’s just going through one of its phases. 1.5943 0.03371 419 219 151 49
70 I kind of liked it better before they sold it to Amazon. 1.5942 0.03371 446 240 147 59
71 Let's do it in the tent next time 1.5934 0.03814 396 227 103 66
72 Ignore him, he's a lunatic 1.5929 0.03382 452 246 144 62
73 I suppose from that far away, things down here don’t look so bad. 1.5926 0.03092 486 252 180 54
74 Might be a good idea to close the curtains tonight. 1.5923 0.03435 417 222 143 52
75 When the moon winks it’s eye, Like a drunk creepy guy, That’s concerning. 1.5918 0.03652 414 233 117 64
76 Didn't know the moon had a suggestive phase. 1.5899 0.03722 395 222 113 60
77 I suppose this is the lighter side of the moon. 1.5875 0.03252 463 248 158 57
78 Does it seem like even the moon is happier since Trump left the White House? 1.5841 0.03570 452 263 114 75
79 Suddenly, the man in the moon seemed less romantic and more creepy. 1.5826 0.03513 436 246 126 64
80 What is it you want, Mary? You want the moon? Because I think it wants you too. 1.5815 0.03580 411 230 123 58
81 The moon's full of himself tonight. 1.5797 0.03528 414 230 128 56
82 I thought you said you'd never been here before 1.5779 0.03526 417 233 127 57
83 I'm sure it's just a phase. 1.5770 0.03626 357 191 126 40
84 I said goodnight, moon! 1.5764 0.03617 406 230 118 58
85 Imagine, 4 billion years ago it was just a semicolon and closed parenthesis. 1.5738 0.03903 359 207 98 54
86 Well, it's nice to see he isn't feeling blue anymore. 1.5733 0.03570 382 209 127 46
87 That's one giant wink for mankind. 1.5723 0.03893 325 179 106 40
88 Sure he's smiling. It's easy for him to socially distance. 1.5714 0.03729 371 209 112 50
89 The moon is in the emoji phase. 1.5711 0.03792 380 220 103 57
90 Looks like flirting, but he might be mooning you. 1.5708 0.05006 219 127 59 33
91 Seven billion people and you think he’s winking at you. 1.5706 0.03833 340 189 108 43
92 David, you think everyone is flirting with me. 1.5693 0.03489 397 218 132 47
93 I think the moon is having a phase 1.5685 0.03600 394 222 120 52
94 Wait, where did you say you got those mushrooms? 1.5678 0.03846 354 202 103 49
95 No, I'm still not seeing a face... 1.5678 0.03805 354 200 107 47
96 Seems friendly, but he has a dark side. 1.5677 0.03776 347 193 111 43
97 Apparently he got tired of waxing and waning. 1.5661 0.03702 348 191 117 40
98 I brought you up here because its the best place to see the moon when it enters its emoji phase 1.5648 0.03733 347 192 114 41
99 The Moon is high tonight. 1.5644 0.03888 326 182 104 40
100 I hear he has a Dark Side. 1.5643 0.04306 280 160 82 38
101 Is there anyone you don't know? 1.5641 0.04329 273 155 82 36
102 Well it’s obviously not a blue moon. 1.5627 0.04131 311 180 87 44
103 Careful, he starts with a wink but ends with a full moon. 1.5620 0.03836 363 211 100 52
104 Even the universe cannot constrain its joy of a new US President. 1.5603 0.04107 348 212 77 59
105 Helen, where did you get those mushrooms for the Chicken Marsala we had for dinner? 1.5602 0.03618 407 237 112 58
106 Honest, you're the first woman I've ever brought here. 1.5593 0.03815 329 183 108 38
107 Trump's gone! All is right in heaven and on earth. 1.5580 0.03774 371 216 103 52
108 Is it hitting on you or me? 1.5576 0.03912 321 181 101 39
109 I think he's just going through a phase 1.5566 0.03920 309 172 102 35
110 So, it really was just a cosmic joke? 1.5566 0.03907 327 186 100 41
111 Well, it IS happy hour. 1.5561 0.04945 223 132 58 33
112 Do you think the dark side has a frowny face? 1.5556 0.03861 324 182 104 38
113 You must admit it’s a lot better than the finger he gave us last January. 1.5552 0.03988 326 189 93 44
114 Outside is different than I remembered. 1.5549 0.03797 337 190 107 40
115 This phase is called a fresh moon. 1.5548 0.04175 292 168 86 38
116 Mine just kicked in. You? 1.5548 0.04217 283 162 85 36
117 You should see its dark side. 1.5540 0.03963 287 157 101 29
118 'It's either apogee, perigee or emoji. i get them mixed up.' 1.5539 0.03823 334 189 105 40
119 Do you remember the moon before it was bought by Facebook? 1.5527 0.04905 237 144 55 38
120 Wink back, Martha. I have a bad feeling about this. 1.5522 0.03744 335 187 111 37
121 And when I'm driving it follows me. 1.5522 0.04123 297 171 88 38
122 I told you you’d see big changes after the inauguration. 1.5520 0.04531 250 145 72 33
123 Really? This is the guy that's in charge of the tides? 1.5518 0.03803 328 184 107 37
124 I guess we know where Neil Armstrong placed the flag. 1.5516 0.04070 310 180 89 41
125 Ignore him....it's just a phase. 1.5498 0.04009 311 179 93 39
126 We should have stopped Musk when we had the chance. 1.5489 0.03916 368 224 86 58
127 I see you decided to add peyote to the Prosecco again. 1.5485 0.04236 268 152 85 31
128 Its looked like that since January 20. 1.5479 0.04169 303 179 82 42
129 It's a MAN in the moon. Of course it's flirting. 1.5463 0.03887 313 177 101 35
130 The forecast did say calm but mildly passive aggressive. 1.5458 0.04211 273 156 85 32
131 I’m pretty sure it’s a full moon, but it’s only half serious. 1.5458 0.04007 306 176 93 37
132 Good to see him smiling again. What a long four years. 1.5458 0.04034 306 177 91 38
133 He’s confident now, but that will wane. 1.5455 0.03834 319 180 104 35
134 Honey, what kind of mushrooms did you say those were? 1.5446 0.04058 314 185 87 42
135 Don't let it fool you, it has a dark side. 1.5439 0.04463 239 136 76 27
136 It’s the first time he’s smiled in four years. 1.5437 0.04121 320 193 80 47
137 It’s nice that this is the only orange guy we have to look at now 1.5426 0.04394 258 150 76 32
138 Ever feel like the universe is trying to text you something? 1.5426 0.03852 352 209 95 48
139 Sure. He looks friendly, but I hear he’s got a real dark side. 1.5418 0.04253 275 160 81 34
140 The whole world really is happy that Trump is out of office 1.5418 0.03874 347 206 94 47
141 I thought you said you were over the moon. 1.5413 0.04613 242 143 67 32
142 When the moon in the sky winks a Unicode eye — that’s emoji. 1.5398 0.05136 226 143 44 39
143 I knew about the waxing and waning, but this is new. 1.5379 0.03937 264 143 100 21
144 Is it waxing, waning or winking? 1.5376 0.04269 279 165 78 36
145 You probably think that's cute, but wait until you see his dark side. 1.5375 0.04282 253 144 82 27
146 It just hasn’t been the same since Facebook bought it. 1.5375 0.04051 320 192 84 44
147 He seems friendly, but I've heard he has a dark side. 1.5370 0.04443 257 152 72 33
148 That's one large text to man. 1.5345 0.04001 290 166 93 31
149 Sometimes I wonder if our existence isn’t just part of some kind of grand, cosmic joke. 1.5343 0.04138 277 160 86 31
150 Of all the phases of the moon, flirting is the shortest. 1.5338 0.04156 281 164 84 33
151 "Now that you've pointed out the face, it's all I can see." 1.5336 0.04401 238 136 77 25
152 he's grinning now, but someday soon, he'll be eclipsed. 1.5329 0.04159 289 171 82 36
153 Look, an emoonji! 1.5326 0.04427 261 156 71 34
154 Are we that obvious? 1.5321 0.03843 327 191 98 38
155 ´Close the top button on your blouse, Louise!‘ 1.5318 0.04054 299 176 87 36
156 This is REALLY good wine! 1.5314 0.03949 318 188 91 39
157 I feel like maybe I'm not the first girl you've brought up here on a date, Tim. 1.5312 0.05111 192 114 54 24
158 I love moonlight in vermouth. 1.5309 0.04318 275 165 74 36
159 I think you're right; it IS a luna tic! 1.5305 0.04577 262 162 61 39
160 Enjoy it for now, the forecast is calling for a frowny face. 1.5305 0.04914 213 128 57 28
161 I think the moon knows Biden won. 1.5300 0.04180 300 182 77 41
162 Ever think we're just a game app on some supreme being's smartphone? 1.5294 0.04169 306 187 76 43
163 It looks like the election results have finally reached the solar system. 1.5291 0.05386 189 117 44 28
164 He might be interested tonight but, believe me, his attention wanes. 1.5290 0.04140 259 147 87 25
165 We need to start closing the blinds at night. 1.5275 0.04280 273 163 76 34
166 Somehow it's way less creepy when it's in an email 1.5273 0.04098 275 159 87 29
167 That’s nothing. I had a cloud flip me off yesterday. 1.5265 0.04013 283 163 91 29
168 It's just a Lunar tic 1.5265 0.04285 283 172 73 38
169 Don't be fooled by his cheerful demeanor - he has a dark side 1.5254 0.04389 236 136 76 24
170 I've never seen this side of the moon before. 1.5250 0.04455 240 141 72 27
171 Does this mean we’re in for another weird year? 1.5245 0.04787 204 119 63 22
172 The emoji moon only appears when all social media is aligned. 1.5236 0.04521 254 155 65 34
173 He has a dark side. 1.5234 0.04526 235 139 69 27
174 This wine pairs nicely with the mushrooms. 1.5230 0.04060 304 183 83 38
175 Woah! I’m really starting to enjoy this Merlot... 1.5222 0.04855 203 120 60 23
176 Do you think he was watching us in the back seat of the car? 1.5214 0.04262 280 170 74 36
177 And I thought 2021 was going to be more normal. 1.5198 0.04514 252 154 65 33
178 It's certainly not a BLUE moon. 1.5188 0.04062 293 175 84 34
179 So that's how NASA spent their stimulus check. 1.5181 0.05095 193 117 52 24
180 What on earth is he smiling about? 1.5172 0.03892 319 191 91 37
181 'When the moon winks its eye...that's emoji" 1.5171 0.03865 292 168 97 27
182 He used to send us stone tablets with instructions. Now it's just an emoji. 1.5167 0.04417 240 142 72 26
183 Oh he seems friendly enough, but he always maintains a certain distance. 1.5159 0.04263 252 148 78 26
184 Where did you buy this wine? 1.5157 0.04164 254 147 83 24
185 We must have done something funny 8 minutes and 20 seconds ago. 1.5154 0.04410 260 159 68 33
186 It's apparently another 200 years until we get another Flirtatious Moon 1.5153 0.04697 229 140 60 29
187 Maybe we don't open a second bottle next time. 1.5140 0.04016 286 169 87 30
188 Do you think that's a "You're all good" wink, or a "You won't believe what's coming next" wink? 1.5139 0.04313 251 149 75 27
189 Well, it’s better than the finger emoji we’ve had for the last four years. 1.5138 0.04431 253 154 68 31
190 I don't care what the moon is telling you. I'm telling you you're the first person I've ever taken here. 1.5133 0.04661 226 137 62 27
191 It was times like these when Helen wondered if paying for laser eye surgery with a coupon was really the best idea. 1.5131 0.04257 267 161 75 31
192 It's taken a shine to you. 1.5127 0.03699 314 181 105 28
193 Tell him you’re married. 1.5126 0.04365 238 140 74 24
194 This is the last time I buy wine off Craigslist. 1.5126 0.04365 238 140 74 24
195 An over four billion year old celestial body learned to use emojis correctly. Why can’t your mother? 1.5120 0.04325 250 149 74 27
196 Did you ever wonder if the universe is just playing with us? 1.5120 0.04753 209 125 61 23
197 Clearly, he's taken a shine to you. 1.5106 0.03801 282 160 100 22
198 Nope. I'm still not seeing it. 1.5106 0.05198 188 116 48 24
199 Bold and fruity, yet somehow dry and edgy, with bright democratic undertones and a hallucinogenic finish 1.5105 0.04626 239 148 60 31
200 You may be over the moon but looks like the moon isn’t over you 1.5088 0.04489 226 134 69 23
201 Gosh honey, just when I think this year can’t get any weirder 1.5082 0.04705 183 104 65 14
202 I'm pretty sure they were shiitake... 1.5076 0.04807 197 117 60 20
203 I take it you've been here before. 1.5075 0.04632 201 117 66 18
204 Apparently it's now owned by Facebook 1.5067 0.04533 223 133 67 23
205 This would never happen if there was a Woman in the Moon. 1.5064 0.04391 233 138 72 23
206 We need to pull the shades down at night. 1.5064 0.04322 235 138 75 22
207 Got a feeling this isn't your first "cocktails at sunset" date. 1.5058 0.04310 257 156 72 29
208 I think he saw what we did last night. 1.5058 0.03728 344 209 96 39
209 Thats the last time we dissolve mushrooms in the wine 1.5057 0.05222 176 107 49 20
210 It helps to have just the right amount of wine." 1.5056 0.04888 180 105 59 16
211 I know he looks friendly, but he has a dark side. 1.5046 0.04822 216 134 55 27
212 He's playful, but I bet he has a dark side. 1.5045 0.04474 224 133 69 22
213 I have this strange feeling you've been on dates here before." 1.5044 0.04461 228 136 69 23
214 Hey humans, we’re celebrating from up here too. 1.5043 0.04683 230 143 58 29
215 I prefer the nights when it just hits my eye like a big pizza pie. 1.5043 0.04447 232 139 69 24
216 Try to be nice George, she hasn't been with a man since 1969. 1.5025 0.05189 201 129 43 29
217 Banksy, you crazy bastard. 1.5023 0.04656 215 130 62 23
218 Ok, so you're not the first girl I've brought up here. 1.5022 0.04352 223 130 74 19
219 I guess Gotham City's new police commissioner is a millennial. 1.5021 0.04550 239 148 62 29
220 He doesn’t love you. It’s a phase. 1.5000 0.04418 228 136 70 22
221 How does he know you're not my wife? 1.5000 0.04701 234 148 55 31
222 Is he hitting on you? 1.5000 0.04571 198 115 67 16
223 Good Night Moon, Good Night White House Room Good Night 4 years of Chaos and Doom. 1.5000 0.05300 178 111 45 22
224 It’s called the honeymoon phase 1.5000 0.04419 240 146 68 26
225 The rare solar flirt 1.5000 0.04790 198 119 59 20
226 We can't go anywhere without you flirting... 1.4981 0.04311 257 158 70 29
227 Oh, it's only a paper meme, ... 1.4979 0.04557 233 144 62 27
228 I preferred it when the Man in the Moon wasn't ironic. 1.4978 0.04622 223 137 61 25
229 Don't fall for it,Gloria. He has a dark side. 1.4975 0.04967 197 122 52 23
230 I think we’ve just been mooned by an emoji. 1.4956 0.04461 228 138 67 23
231 Sure, friendly now. But his dark side is downright cold. 1.4955 0.04298 220 128 75 17
232 God texts in mysterious ways. 1.4954 0.04833 218 138 52 28
233 “Beautiful— a full emoji 1.4953 0.04608 212 128 63 21
234 When the moon hits your eye like a big winking guy, that's emoji 1.4950 0.04875 202 125 54 23
235 Still think you’re not showing too much cleavage? 1.4944 0.05136 180 111 49 20
236 I liked it better when it just went through phases. 1.4940 0.05109 166 99 52 15
237 So this is what it feels like to control the Senate, the House, and the Presidency 1.4933 0.04751 223 141 54 28
238 Even the Moon is happy Biden is President! 1.4932 0.04902 219 141 48 30
239 I think he means that we should take off all our clothes, make wild, passionate, inventive love and howl like banshees. What do you think he means? 1.4931 0.04761 217 136 55 26
240 It's neither waxing nor waning, just winking. 1.4926 0.04807 203 125 56 22
241 I can never tell the difference between “waning”, “waxing”, and “winking”. 1.4922 0.04711 193 115 61 17
242 If you see it too, we both have a problem. 1.4917 0.04192 242 144 77 21
243 I didn't know the moon had three phases: waxing, waning and winking. 1.4917 0.05175 181 113 47 21
244 That expression never lasts; it’ll eventually be eclipsed. 1.4915 0.05322 177 112 43 22
245 Tonight, we’re getting a peek at the dork side of the moon! 1.4909 0.05343 165 102 45 18
246 Astronomers say the Come Hither Moon last occurred over fifty years ago. 1.4906 0.05115 159 94 52 13
247 I told you that Trump's departure would have universal implications. 1.4906 0.04656 212 130 60 22
248 Even he’s glad 2020 is over. 1.4906 0.04751 212 132 56 24
249 Actually, it was supposed to flash "Will you marry me, Julie?" first and then wink and smile when you said "Yes" 1.4904 0.04571 208 125 64 19
250 Super moons are so cocky. 1.4901 0.04875 202 126 53 23
251 I don’t care if it’s amore. I’m keeping the blinds closed tonight! 1.4901 0.04925 202 127 51 24
252 I thought you said 'waning,' not 'winking' 1.4899 0.04457 198 115 69 14
253 He’s really full of himself tonight, isn’t he? 1.4898 0.04390 245 152 66 27
254 This must be the snark side of the moon. 1.4898 0.04932 196 122 52 22
255 Semicolon and half a parenthesis. Why? What do you see? 1.4888 0.05178 178 111 47 20
256 Lunatic. 1.4888 0.05054 178 109 51 18
257 I think he saw what we were doing last night. 1.4887 0.04517 221 135 64 22
258 How long before blynken and nod? 1.4886 0.04816 219 140 51 28
259 Finally a view without a bernie meme 1.4884 0.04748 215 135 55 25
260 Looks like rejoining the Paris Climate Accord is already reaping benefits. 1.4884 0.05311 172 108 44 20
261 Is it just me,or is the moon especially full of itself tonight? 1.4878 0.05435 164 103 42 19
262 There's probably just something caught in the Sea of Tranquility 1.4870 0.04824 193 118 56 19
263 What did you put in the moonshine? 1.4855 0.04365 241 149 67 25
264 I didn't know the moon had a flirtatious phase. 1.4854 0.04704 206 127 58 21
265 Let's hope it's not just a phase 1.4854 0.05334 171 108 43 20
266 Look a full emoonji 1.4853 0.04937 204 130 49 25
267 That must be the light side of the moon. 1.4853 0.04839 204 128 53 23
268 It seems like he knows something we don’t 1.4852 0.04419 237 147 65 25
269 Let's pass on the stuffed mushroom appetizer next time. 1.4851 0.04874 202 127 52 23
270 When the moon winks it’s eye like a big pizza pie that’s emoji 1.4847 0.04878 196 122 53 21
271 It must be a new phase. 1.4847 0.05247 163 100 47 16
272 He has no shame. He is hitting on you right in front of me ! 1.4846 0.04603 227 143 58 26
273 Incredible! Space Force did that with a giant Sharpie! 1.4844 0.04676 225 143 55 27
274 I told you someone was watching us in the outdoor shower. 1.4840 0.04858 188 115 55 18
275 No, no! Tilt your head! It’s a semicolon and a right parenthesis! 1.4839 0.04895 186 114 54 18
276 I think we've just been mooned. 1.4839 0.05012 186 116 50 20
277 He looks a little full of himself 1.4839 0.04954 186 115 52 19
278 It's the Dirty Old Man in the Moon 1.4833 0.04896 209 134 49 26
279 The rare lunar emoji occurs only once a century. 1.4828 0.05137 174 108 48 18
280 Finally a divine message I can understand. 1.4824 0.04497 199 118 66 15
281 I'm gonna pass on that second glass of whatever it is we're drinking. 1.4821 0.04731 195 119 58 18
282 Where's Blynken and Nod? 1.4815 0.04896 189 117 53 19
283 I remember when you used to look at me like that. 1.4813 0.04527 214 131 63 20
284 I’d be flattered if he wasn’t looking at so many people at once. 1.4811 0.05260 185 120 41 24
285 So, not made out of cheese but apparently cheesey. 1.4810 0.05291 158 97 46 15
286 Its just a phase! 1.4809 0.04829 183 111 56 16
287 I think he’s going through a phase. 1.4805 0.05310 154 94 46 14
288 Damn it, it was supposed to say “Will you marry me?” 1.4800 0.04960 200 128 48 24
289 In China, they see a semicolon and a parentheses. 1.4796 0.04714 196 120 58 18
290 Seriously, she's my wife. 1.4794 0.04804 194 120 55 19
291 It’s the first full emoji moon of the millennium. 1.4794 0.04748 194 119 57 18
292 It's easy to be flippant when you're 240,000 miles away. 1.4793 0.04337 217 130 70 17
293 I don't care what kind of face you put on it, this unceasing surveillance has gone too far. 1.4789 0.04542 213 131 62 20
294 Was that there two drinks ago? 1.4785 0.05182 186 120 43 23
295 The winking gibbous is my favorite. 1.4784 0.04317 232 142 69 21
296 I can't tell if he's reading my mind or reading your mind. 1.4783 0.04322 207 122 71 14
297 I've been mooned before but this wink is new. 1.4778 0.05073 180 113 48 19
298 First time he’s smiled in four years. 1.4776 0.04891 201 128 50 23
299 It happens when the moon is at its apogee and the azimuth is 45 degrees and we have had 2 bottles of wine. 1.4773 0.04484 220 136 63 21
300 Yeah, let's go back inside. 1.4768 0.04497 237 151 59 27
301 It's a full emoonji. 1.4765 0.05089 170 105 49 16
302 God’s using emojis?! 1.4762 0.05132 168 104 48 16
303 A celestial rarity, the hammered moon. 1.4759 0.05048 187 119 47 21
304 Let's hope it's only a phase. 1.4759 0.05316 166 105 43 18
305 Banksy is out of control 1.4757 0.05146 185 119 44 22
306 I guess our planet's looking pretty hot. 1.4755 0.04685 204 127 57 20
307 Relax, its just going through a phase. 1.4754 0.04890 183 113 53 17
308 When the moon winks its eye like a big smiley guy, that's emoji. 1.4750 0.05462 160 102 40 18
309 Is there anyone you haven't dated? 1.4747 0.04945 198 127 48 23
310 These new anti-anxiety meds are amazing with a glass of red. 1.4747 0.04893 198 126 50 22
311 Did those mushrooms taste odd to you? 1.4740 0.05091 173 108 48 17
312 Looks like a fool moon to me. 1.4737 0.04818 190 118 54 18
313 Have you ever wondered if we are all just a cosmic joke? 1.4732 0.04667 205 128 57 20
314 In retrospect, I prefer his dark side."His "playful side" is just creepy. 1.4731 0.04892 186 116 52 18
315 He lost that eye during a moon landing. 1.4731 0.05401 186 125 34 27
316 So this is what happens when you mix Cialis and mushrooms. 1.4727 0.04753 220 143 50 27
317 I think the whole emoji thing has gotten out of hand. 1.4726 0.05684 146 93 37 16
318 The moon landing was on his right eye? 1.4725 0.04846 182 112 54 16
319 I've heard of waxing and waning--but winking?!! 1.4720 0.05066 161 98 50 13
320 I thought you said you broke up? 1.4720 0.05291 161 101 44 16
321 He's certainly full of himself this evening. 1.4718 0.04784 195 122 54 19
322 Look, it's a full emoji! 1.4717 0.05188 159 98 47 14
323 I know it’s only our first date, but I should tell you I have a sun. 1.4712 0.04718 208 132 54 22
324 That's what they call a fool moon. 1.4712 0.04465 208 127 64 17
325 Never again cook with our backyard mushrooms. 1.4706 0.04472 204 124 64 16
326 He's full of himself tonight, but he'll be waning tomorrow. 1.4706 0.05155 170 107 46 17
327 I think he knows what we did last summer. 1.4703 0.04790 185 114 55 16
328 Something tells me you've been here before. 1.4703 0.05087 185 119 45 21
329 Can we not go anywhere without meeting someone you've dated before? 1.4700 0.04574 217 137 58 22
330 I guess the news about Trump's departure spread more than worldwide! 1.4699 0.04764 183 112 56 15
331 Ever have that weird feeling the universe is trying to tell you something? 1.4699 0.04885 166 100 54 12
332 OK, you're right. Mescal isn't like other drinks. 1.4696 0.04207 247 154 70 23
333 Margie when you drink you think everyone is flirting with you. 1.4689 0.05006 177 111 49 17
334 I think it’s in Winking Gibbous. 1.4688 0.05010 160 97 51 12
335 Geez, even the man in the moon is trying to hit on you. 1.4681 0.04912 188 119 50 19
336 I think he knows I’ve been waxing, too. 1.4681 0.04794 188 117 54 17
337 Is that for me or for you? 1.4679 0.04417 218 135 64 19
338 He seems friendly enough, but I've heard he has a dark side. 1.4678 0.05394 171 112 38 21
339 Are you sure I'm the only one you've brought up here? 1.4678 0.04857 171 104 54 13
340 Well there is something you only see once in a blue moon. 1.4677 0.05066 186 120 45 21
341 So this has all been a cosmic joke? 1.4675 0.05060 154 93 50 11
342 Oh, look! It's an emoonji! 1.4675 0.04968 169 104 51 14
343 Honestly, after the year we've had, I don't want to know. 1.4674 0.04929 184 116 50 18
344 He’s not flirting with you. He was hit in the eye by a meteorite. 1.4670 0.04844 182 113 53 16
345 Is he coming on to me or you? 1.4670 0.04717 182 111 57 14
346 This must be its lighter side. 1.4667 0.04945 180 113 50 17
347 I think he knows we are not married! 1.4663 0.04856 178 110 53 15
348 It's entering a sardonic phase. 1.4659 0.05090 176 112 46 18
349 You know him? 1.4655 0.06865 116 79 20 17
350 Are we being mooned? 1.4655 0.05323 174 114 39 21
351 It's only a phase. 1.4650 0.05074 157 96 49 12
352 If only there was a sign... 1.4650 0.05310 157 99 43 15
353 The rare winky face moon comes out every 200 years. 1.4647 0.05286 170 110 41 19
354 Why? What do you see? 1.4643 0.05404 140 86 43 11
355 I’ve heard of waxing and waning but never winking. 1.4637 0.04704 179 109 57 13
356 We shouldn't have let the Millenials take charge of the space program 1.4637 0.05089 179 115 45 19
357 I've never seen a moon so full of itself. 1.4636 0.05127 151 92 48 11
358 Any other year, that would seem just plain creepy! 1.4636 0.05380 151 95 42 14
359 All I said was, ‘I hope to see Uranus tonight.’ I don’t get what’s so funny. 1.4634 0.05218 164 104 44 16
360 An emoonji - how very zeitgeist 1.4634 0.05289 164 105 42 17
361 What a lunatic 1.4630 0.05264 162 103 43 16
362 Ah, I see the moon is at emo-gee. 1.4628 0.05080 188 123 43 22
363 He goes through phases. 1.4625 0.05529 160 105 36 19
364 How am I supposed to compete with that Kathy? 1.4625 0.04766 160 95 56 9
365 Remember when you could stare at the moon without feeling self-conscious? 1.4620 0.05262 171 111 41 19
366 What a show off. He got his vaccine. 1.4611 0.05035 193 127 43 23
367 When the moon winks it’s eye, like a phone in the sky, that’s emoji! 1.4610 0.05614 154 101 35 18
368 Umm when I said I really needed to get my 40 winks tonight this isn’t what I meant. 1.4602 0.04689 176 107 57 12
369 Musk has gone too far this time. 1.4600 0.04852 200 130 48 22
370 I think it's just a luna-tic. 1.4596 0.05286 161 103 42 16
371 What did you say was in those brownies? 1.4595 0.04906 185 118 49 18
372 When the moon winks its eye at the wife of some guy, that’s emoji. 1.4589 0.05761 146 96 33 17
373 Well this is a new phase for the moon 1.4586 0.05598 133 83 39 11
374 Is that a new moon? 1.4585 0.04662 205 131 54 20
375 I told you we should have closed the blinds earlier, but no, you said, "nobody can see us up here in the mountains" 1.4583 0.04765 168 102 55 11
376 I think my edible just kicked in. 1.4583 0.05564 144 92 38 14
377 A rare phase: a full of himself moon. 1.4581 0.04962 179 114 48 17
378 Don't forget he has a dark side 1.4581 0.05277 155 98 43 14
379 When the Moon winks his eye & he looks kind of sly, that’s emoji. 1.4581 0.05510 155 101 37 17
380 I had to pull a few strings. 1.4580 0.05658 131 82 38 11
381 I think it's time to put my phone down; I'm starting to see emojis everywhere 1.4580 0.05761 131 83 36 12
382 At this point I'm so done with irony. 1.4579 0.04616 214 138 54 22
383 I think it’s making a phase at us. 1.4578 0.05099 166 105 46 15
384 Terry, I swear I see your mother everywhere. 1.4575 0.04400 212 132 63 17
385 It seems your buddy up there thinks this date is going better than it is. 1.4571 0.05587 140 89 38 13
386 They say it gets more Likes now. 1.4566 0.05084 173 111 45 17
387 It’s sure full of itself but there is a dark side. 1.4566 0.04882 173 108 51 14
388 Here's to aiming the cork a bit more carefully next time... 1.4565 0.04864 184 117 50 17
389 That’s where he was poked with a flagpole. 1.4564 0.05428 149 95 40 14
390 Emoji Mountain is everything people say. 1.4563 0.05309 160 103 41 16
391 Elon has gone too far this time 1.4561 0.04991 171 108 48 15
392 Wait, you slept with him, too? 1.4560 0.04925 193 126 46 21
393 He’s full of it tonight.. 1.4557 0.05204 158 100 44 14
394 I thought you said the tent flap was closed. 1.4556 0.05102 169 108 45 16
395 Is everyone getting this or just us? 1.4556 0.04962 169 106 49 14
396 It looks full of itself tonight. 1.4556 0.04818 169 104 53 12
397 If Pluto had put in this much effort, he might still be around. 1.4556 0.05371 169 112 37 20
398 It’s a lunar emoji tonight. 1.4551 0.05004 167 105 48 14
399 Does the moon know something I don't? 1.4550 0.04651 189 118 56 15
400 You told me your thing with the Moon was just a phase. 1.4545 0.05137 154 96 46 12
401 Nights like these make me wish you hadn't dated Neil Armstrong. 1.4545 0.05501 143 91 39 13
402 Is that the universe's way of saying last year was a joke? 1.4545 0.05468 165 110 35 20
403 I thought it was moon phases, not moon faces. 1.4545 0.05300 154 98 42 14
404 Now there’s a side of the moon I haven’t seen before... 1.4545 0.05046 165 104 47 14
405 Hmm, I think he saw us earlier. 1.4541 0.04721 185 116 54 15
406 Everything looks different now that Biden is president 1.4534 0.05639 161 109 31 21
407 When the moon hits your eye, and you've had too much wine, that's emoji. 1.4532 0.05886 139 92 31 16
408 Look away! He’s about to show you his dark side. 1.4525 0.04563 179 109 59 11
409 The air isn't the only thing that's fresh up here. 1.4522 0.04986 157 97 49 11
410 Wow! A full of it moon. 1.4522 0.05147 157 99 45 13
411 Is he waning or winking? 1.4516 0.05274 155 99 42 14
412 I think I've had one-too-many. 1.4514 0.05292 144 90 43 11
413 I think it's called the "Dirty Old Man in the Moon." 1.4514 0.05472 144 92 39 13
414 You get the feeling he knows something we don't? 1.4512 0.04502 215 138 57 20
415 Given that he was only a quarter full a half hour ago... I’d say he saw everything. 1.4509 0.05147 173 113 42 18
416 I miss our sun. 1.4507 0.05436 142 90 40 12
417 How do you feel about doing a dry February? 1.4507 0.05705 142 93 34 15
418 I’ve heard of waxing and waning but winking?? 1.4507 0.05436 142 90 40 12
419 If only God would give me a sign 1.4505 0.05021 182 119 44 19
420 To look at it, you wouldn't think it had a dark side. 1.4503 0.05290 151 96 42 13
421 He’s sure full of himself tonight. 1.4500 0.04580 200 127 56 17
422 It's a full of himself moon. 1.4497 0.05254 149 94 43 12
423 I said romantic moon, not flirty moon. 1.4495 0.04557 198 125 57 16
424 Is that a typo? 1.4490 0.05304 147 93 42 12
425 I believe it's in its winking gibbous phase. 1.4487 0.05628 156 105 32 19
426 ... like a big pizza pie, that’s emoji? 1.4485 0.05043 165 105 46 14
427 What do you mean "just kidding" about 2020? 1.4483 0.04993 174 112 46 16
428 Sad. Yet another emotionally rich and textured subject reduced to a cheesy emoji. 1.4481 0.04546 212 137 55 20
429 They need to be more transparent about what’s in the wine. 1.4481 0.05215 154 98 43 13
430 This is why I like to close the blinds at night. 1.4480 0.05843 125 80 34 11
431 It’s a winking gibbous. 1.4479 0.05160 163 105 43 15
432 What kind of mushrooms did you say you put in your ravioli? 1.4479 0.05376 163 108 37 18
433 I hope he doesn’t moon us next. 1.4478 0.05562 134 85 38 11
434 Do you ever feel like your whole life is just turning into one big cliche? 1.4474 0.05263 152 97 42 13
435 See, even God uses emojis. 1.4474 0.05345 152 98 40 14
436 I'm telling you, Janice, you spend way too much time on social media. 1.4471 0.05144 170 111 42 17
437 Goodnight Moon, go home, you’re drunk. 🌙 1.4470 0.04657 217 144 49 24
438 Yes,its a friendly wink but I still think it just a phase. 1.4468 0.05552 141 91 37 13
439 When the moon hangs in space Like a big winky face That's tequila 1.4467 0.05396 150 97 39 14
440 I didn't know it was this kind of honeymoon. 1.4465 0.05252 159 103 41 15
441 It's the rarely seen emoji moon." 1.4463 0.04996 177 115 45 17
442 Robin's signal sure is different from Batman's. 1.4462 0.04940 186 122 45 19
443 Call me old fashioned, but I miss the days when we used to see a semicolon and a parenthesis when we looked up the sky. 1.4459 0.05063 157 99 46 12
444 Although he's not wearing a mask, he's at least six feet away. 1.4459 0.05063 157 99 46 12
445 Don’t be fooled. It has many faces. 1.4459 0.05376 157 103 38 16
446 Babe, I’m rethinking our plans for ‘making love in the moonlight’ tonight 1.4458 0.05020 166 106 46 14
447 Oops...that's it for me. When the moon starts winking, time to stop drinking. 1.4457 0.04971 175 113 46 16
448 It’s the 2021 version of the smiley face. 1.4455 0.04546 202 129 56 17
449 Marge of all the women I’ve brought here your the first he’s approved of. 1.4453 0.05525 128 80 39 9
450 Do you ever feel life is becoming one big emoji? 1.4453 0.05572 137 88 37 12
451 He's all friendly now . . . but he has a dark side. 1.4452 0.05025 155 97 47 11
452 Something must have hit the moon in the eye like a big pizza pie. 1.4452 0.05189 155 99 43 13
453 They got it right. Cloudy with a chance of emojis. 1.4451 0.04770 182 116 51 15
454 I don't think the 238,900 mile restraining order is far enough. 1.4444 0.06123 117 76 30 11
455 He must have the sun in his eye. 1.4444 0.05556 144 94 36 14
456 Houston, we have a wink. 1.4444 0.05181 162 105 42 15
457 Forget the red wine; nothing will put you in the mood like moonshine. 1.4444 0.04881 189 124 46 19
458 Astronomers say the flirtatious moon only occurs once every forty-two years. 1.4437 0.05368 151 98 39 14
459 I’m beginning to wonder if I’ve been spending too much time on social media. 1.4437 0.05700 142 94 33 15
460 Don’t mind him, it’s just a phase.” 1.4437 0.05147 142 88 45 9
461 It’s like he knows something we don’t 1.4435 0.05983 124 81 31 12
462 How does the Man in the Moon know what I have in mind? 1.4435 0.06199 115 75 29 11
463 Our one night out and he's flirting with you " 1.4432 0.04898 185 121 46 18
464 It's the first emoji moon of the year 1.4432 0.04837 185 120 48 17
465 You ever get that feeling that you're the only one not in on the joke? 1.4431 0.04699 167 103 54 10
466 🎶 When the moon hits the sky with a big winking eye, that’s emoji... 🎵 1.4430 0.05584 149 99 34 16
467 He sure is full of himself tonight. 1.4426 0.05056 183 122 41 20
468 Once quarantine is over, let’s stop making our own wine. 1.4426 0.05826 122 78 34 10
469 Should we wink back? 1.4423 0.05001 156 98 47 11
470 So, I started this new medication 1.4422 0.05386 147 95 39 13
471 Maybe we should have waited a bit before eating a second brownie. 1.4415 0.04721 188 121 51 16
472 It's just a phase, he's not usually this full of himself. 1.4414 0.05074 145 90 46 9
473 Winking Gibbous 1.4413 0.04758 179 114 51 14
474 I asked about us making love under the moonlight, and it turns out he’s into it. 1.4410 0.05126 161 104 43 14
475 I thought you two weren't seeing each other anymore 1.4410 0.05201 161 105 41 15
476 Waxing? No, I think it's winking. 1.4409 0.05202 127 77 44 6
477 It didn't seem this creepy in the city. 1.4405 0.04902 168 107 48 13
478 Hey, that's celestial harassment 1.4403 0.05351 134 84 41 9
479 Dude, she's my sister 1.4402 0.04915 184 121 45 18
480 This may be the wine talking, but what if God really is a winking emoji and we’re just cosmic punctuation? 1.4400 0.05048 150 94 46 10
481 Even the Man in the Moon is celebrating the new administration. 1.4400 0.05391 150 98 38 14
482 Did I just see a wink, a blink, and a nod? 1.4400 0.05097 175 116 41 18
483 Is it just me, or does the moon seem a little TOO full? 1.4398 0.05367 166 112 35 19
484 Let's get another case of this wine. 1.4397 0.05638 141 93 34 14
485 Huh. I guess he’s going through a phase. 1.4396 0.04766 182 117 50 15
486 Don’t make eye contact Jan. He looks like a proper lunartic 1.4396 0.04766 182 117 50 15
487 Honey, do you two... know each other? 1.4395 0.05059 157 100 45 12
488 How many glasses have we had? 1.4392 0.05271 148 95 41 12
489 May be, but I know sarcasm when I see it. 1.4392 0.05003 148 92 47 9
490 No service for miles, but I’m still seeing emojis. 1.4390 0.06125 123 82 28 13
491 How many women have you taken to this spot? 1.4388 0.05317 139 88 41 10
492 I think it’s the peyote. 1.4384 0.05748 146 99 30 17
493 When the moon winks its eye when your out sipping wine, that's a...larming 1.4384 0.05409 146 95 38 13
494 Sweetheart, what kind of mushrooms did you use in that pasta? 1.4383 0.05102 162 105 43 14
495 wink back, just trust me 1.4375 0.05281 144 92 41 11
496 The moon sure seems full of itself tonight. 1.4371 0.05363 151 99 38 14
497 Don't worry, it's just going through a phase. 1.4371 0.04935 151 94 48 9
498 I knew it! The moon makes faces, not 'phases'! 1.4367 0.05269 158 104 39 15
499 Y'a think we're drinking too much wine during lockdown? 1.4367 0.05345 158 105 37 16
500 Don’t tell me you went out with him too. 1.4367 0.05034 158 101 45 12
501 I remember back when the moon was supposed to be romantic, not clever. 1.4366 0.05142 142 89 44 9
502 Is it waxing? No, it’s winking. 1.4366 0.05332 142 91 40 11
503 Maybe next time we do it inside the tent. 1.4365 0.04909 181 119 45 17
504 Don't be fooled. He did the same at the start of 2020. 1.4363 0.04614 204 134 51 19
505 It's not Blinken or Nod -- must be Winken. 1.4362 0.05497 149 99 35 15
506 So ends another lovely, simulated day. 1.4357 0.05664 140 93 33 14
507 We left the curtains open again didn’t we.... 1.4357 0.05190 140 88 43 9
508 91 million miles away and he wants to make friends. 1.4354 0.05293 147 95 40 12
509 Someone is going to get lucky tonight. 1.4354 0.05467 147 97 36 14
510 Okay, what do we not know?" 1.4354 0.05381 147 96 38 13
511 I'm guessing I'm not the first guy you've brought up here. 1.4354 0.05114 147 93 44 10
512 When the moon winks his eye like some creepy old guy, that's annoying. 1.4353 0.05136 170 113 40 17
513 Looks like the moon’s in a fresh phase. 1.4351 0.05123 154 99 43 12
514 I prefer the old Bat-Signal. 1.4348 0.05438 138 89 38 11
515 Happy Inauguration Day! 1.4343 0.04691 175 111 52 12
516 Please let it be the wine that's talking! 1.4343 0.04896 175 114 46 15
517 Beth was getting signs this was going to be her night. 1.4342 0.05085 152 97 44 11
518 Outside, you said. No-one will see us on a hill, you said. 1.4340 0.05166 159 104 41 14
519 Wait, you said this was wine. 1.4336 0.05396 143 93 38 12
520 I never wink back; unless it's a full moon. 1.4335 0.05003 173 114 43 16
521 Do you get the eerie feeling the universe is toying with us? 1.4335 0.04655 173 109 53 11
522 Thank goodness we never see the dark side. 1.4333 0.04862 150 93 49 8
523 It probably means it's full. 1.4332 0.04672 187 121 51 15
524 That’s funny, I’m usually standing alone when this happens...” 1.4331 0.05872 127 84 31 12
525 I’m not sure I like the flirty side of the moon. 1.4330 0.04361 224 147 57 20
526 Oh great ... emoonicons. 1.4326 0.04836 178 116 47 15
527 It just goes to show you that even if you *can* use the semicolon, it doesn’t mean you *should*. 1.4324 0.05521 148 99 34 15
528 Don't worry, she just likes to watch. 1.4318 0.05504 132 85 37 10
529 No more of your sister's home-made wine. 1.4317 0.05408 139 90 38 11
530 It’s an emoji. What a letdown. 1.4315 0.05226 146 94 41 11
531 Seems clear to me. The Man in the Moon is a Democrat. 1.4307 0.05655 137 91 33 13
532 The longer I look, the cheesier it gets. 1.4305 0.05105 151 97 43 11
533 Maybe homemade wine was a bad idea. 1.4305 0.05520 151 102 33 16
534 Does winking come before or after waxing? 1.4304 0.04948 158 101 46 11
535 I guess it's no longer a blue Moon. 1.4296 0.05510 142 94 35 13
536 Make sure to close the blinds tonight. 1.4296 0.05510 142 94 35 13
537 So, that's where we got emojis from". 1.4295 0.05073 156 101 43 12
538 Next week’s moon is blinking, and then it will be nod. 1.4295 0.05154 156 102 41 13
539 You ever feel like the universe is trying to communicate with you? 1.4295 0.04991 156 100 45 11
540 I’ve shown you my full moon, now show me yours. 1.4294 0.04843 163 104 48 11
541 Has that been there this entire time? 1.4294 0.04997 163 106 44 13
542 Now I wish we hadn’t told the moon our secret. 1.4294 0.04921 163 105 46 12
543 Someone bet Musk he couldn't do it. 1.4294 0.04924 170 111 45 14
544 Look honey, a full emoji. 1.4286 0.05570 126 81 36 9
545 It's got to be a woman. No man in the moon could be that happy. 1.4286 0.05461 147 98 35 14
546 Enjoying a little moonshine? 1.4286 0.05337 126 79 40 7
547 Looks like everyone is happy that Fauci is back. 1.4286 0.05361 154 103 36 15
548 🎵 When the moon meets your eye with a big wink and smile.. that's psilocybin 🎵 1.4286 0.06305 112 75 26 11
549 Honey, I thought you said this place was private. 1.4286 0.04892 175 115 45 15
550 Even the Moon is over the Moon. 1.4278 0.04834 194 131 43 20
551 You ever get the feeling there's something going on that we know nothing about? 1.4276 0.04904 152 96 47 9
552 Somewhere, somehow, a werewolf is getting lucky. 1.4275 0.05333 138 89 39 10
553 You’re right, acid was more fun. 1.4275 0.05432 138 90 37 11
554 Look, Honey! He's taking a shine to you. 1.4275 0.05201 131 82 42 7
555 Damn, Martha. I can't take you anywhere without some weirdo hitting on you. 1.4275 0.05738 131 87 32 12
556 After 2020 I'm pretty sure it's a smirk. 1.4271 0.04699 192 127 48 17
557 Tell me again where you found the mushrooms for your Wild-Mushroom Risotto. 1.4269 0.05108 171 115 39 17
558 I felt it coming. I just couldn't put a face to it till now. 1.4268 0.05194 164 110 38 16
559 I thought you said you were over him. 1.4268 0.04821 164 105 48 11
560 'I think that Elon Musk has stepped over the line." 1.4268 0.05128 157 103 41 13
561 I guess Zuckerberg beat Musk to the Moon. 1.4265 0.05681 136 91 32 13
562 The moon's just going through one of its phases. 1.4264 0.06105 129 89 25 15
563 Let’s face it, we spend way too much time on our phones. 1.4264 0.05904 129 87 29 13
564 You see it too, right? 1.4263 0.04554 190 123 53 14
565 Is the moon smiling down upon us or mocking our world? 1.4261 0.05931 115 75 31 9
566 It looks like ‘How High the Moon’ has a different meaning tonight. 1.4261 0.06305 115 78 25 12
567 I thought tonight was supposed to be a Full Grin... 1.4251 0.05264 167 114 35 18
568 Are you sure we closed the curtains last night? 1.4250 0.05757 120 78 33 9
569 I thought the meteorologist misspoke, but it really is “peeping” through the clouds. 1.4248 0.05053 153 99 43 11
570 Tesla's satellite hit the moon's right orbital! 1.4247 0.04865 186 125 43 18
571 I hope we wrote down how we made this wine. 1.4245 0.05683 139 94 31 14
572 It could be the wine, but I think we've been texting too much. 1.4242 0.05703 132 88 32 12
573 It's an e-moon-ji 1.4242 0.05497 132 86 36 10
574 Don’t be conned, he has a very dark side.” 1.4236 0.05269 144 94 39 11
575 Moon phases: the Waning, the waxing and the winking. 1.4236 0.05360 144 95 37 12
576 On my last date, it said LOL. 1.4234 0.05802 111 71 33 7
577 It that for you or me? It's hard to tell these days" 1.4234 0.05255 137 88 40 9
578 Just like so many emojis. I can't tell what it really means. 1.4234 0.05356 137 89 38 10
579 I wonder what's happening on the dark side of the moon... 1.4234 0.05648 137 92 32 13
580 I think Bobby hacked into NASA's observatory again. 1.4228 0.05232 149 98 39 12
581 I though 40 winks was just a saying. 1.4228 0.05888 123 82 30 11
582 What exactly are we drinking? 1.4225 0.05128 142 91 42 9
583 I thought you said those were morels? 1.4225 0.05030 142 90 44 8
584 Let's be sure to zip up the tent tonight. 1.4224 0.05186 161 108 38 15
585 I think you’re spending too much time on your computer. I don’t see it. 1.4222 0.05094 135 85 43 7
586 It’s free with Amazon Prime. 1.4222 0.05610 135 90 33 12
587 Looks like coming to Vermont was a great idea. 1.4219 0.05613 128 84 34 10
588 When the moon blinks it's eye like a bad pizza pie, that's a worry 1.4219 0.05828 128 86 30 12
589 To moonshine 1.4217 0.05000 166 110 42 14
590 Oh look, there's a new emoji. 1.4217 0.05073 166 111 40 15
591 If it starts nodding at us this will be my last glass. 1.4215 0.05346 121 76 39 6
592 OK, I give. What's in the wine? 1.4214 0.05274 140 91 39 10
593 How long before Neil deGrasse Tyson ruins this? 1.4214 0.05651 140 95 31 14
594 If you see it too let’s hope it’s the wine. 1.4214 0.04918 159 103 45 11
595 It appears global warming has given way to lunar sauciness." 1.4211 0.06091 114 76 28 10
596 Would you mind buttoning your blouse to the top ? 1.4211 0.05769 133 90 30 13
597 Finally, somebody who gets it. 1.4211 0.05324 152 102 36 14
598 What makes you think I spend too much time texting? 1.4211 0.04610 190 125 50 15
599 He’ll reveal his dark side soon. 1.4211 0.05030 133 83 44 6
600 Good Night,Emoji Moon. 1.4207 0.05189 164 111 37 16
601 Apparently it’s a sign of global charming. 1.4206 0.05446 126 81 37 8
602 Next time don't ask for the moon. 1.4206 0.06234 107 71 27 9
603 Finally! Confirmation the last four years were a cosmic joke. 1.4205 0.07357 88 61 17 10
604 It's a beautiful full emoticon tonight. 1.4203 0.05123 138 88 42 8
605 Most people don’t know that it’s actually short for “full of himself” moon. 1.4202 0.06026 119 80 28 11
606 Let’s...let’s never speak about this again 1.4202 0.05907 119 79 30 10
607 Does he know something we don't? 1.4200 0.05290 150 100 37 13
608 We've been mooned 1.4200 0.05118 150 98 41 11
609 I knew a red would pair well with the CBD gummy bears. 1.4198 0.05626 131 87 33 11
610 It's part of why I drink out here. 1.4198 0.05931 131 90 27 14
611 Waxing cheeky tonight. 1.4198 0.05626 131 87 33 11
612 Look hunny! The president of the moon likes sharpies, too! 1.4198 0.05086 162 108 40 14
613 Who did you say gave you this wine again? 1.4194 0.04918 155 100 45 10
614 Was that for you or me? 1.4192 0.04754 167 108 48 11
615 That's not amoré, Lynn, that's emoji. 1.4191 0.05276 136 88 39 9
616 Looks like someone's feeling a little full of himself tonight. 1.4189 0.05075 148 96 42 10
617 I don't trust that friendly face; I hear he's got a really dark side. 1.4186 0.05687 129 86 32 11
618 This is the first emoji moon I've seen in a blue moon. 1.4186 0.05469 129 84 36 9
619 It makes as much sense as when he was wearing sunglasses. 1.4183 0.04873 153 98 46 9
620 You say this vintage is from the 60's, huh? 1.4181 0.04708 177 116 48 13
621 Fine, you were right. This town does have an insanely active gossip mill. 1.4180 0.04501 189 123 53 13
622 It's funny, because yesterday he seemed a little blue... 1.4179 0.05433 134 88 36 10
623 He used to send commandments, now it's just emojis" 1.4179 0.05433 134 88 36 10
624 I don’t know John, I think this might be more than ‘just a phase’ 1.4179 0.05635 134 90 32 12
625 It only happens once in a blue emoji. 1.4173 0.05639 127 84 33 10
626 The weatherman said it’ll be another 186 years until the next flirty moon. 1.4173 0.05527 127 83 35 9
627 Ever feel like the universe is just phoning it in? 1.4173 0.05393 139 92 36 11
628 Uh, Linda did you tell anyone about our affair ? 1.4172 0.05004 151 98 43 10
629 Well, Harold, someone else enjoyed it, too. 1.4171 0.05079 175 120 37 18
630 Looks like the new Biden-Harris Emoji initiative is starting to take hold 1.4171 0.04719 187 125 46 16
631 I think our secret is safe with him. 1.4167 0.06326 108 73 25 10
632 Just once, I'd like to not run into one of your exes when we are out... 1.4167 0.04656 168 108 50 10
633 I believe the term is ‘fromage a trois’ 1.4167 0.05488 132 87 35 10
634 It is beautiful, but I wonder if Emojis are getting a little too much power. 1.4161 0.05641 137 93 31 13
635 Stardust? 1.4159 0.05993 113 75 29 9
636 Honey, it’s happening again. Get me the weed. 1.4156 0.05105 154 102 40 12
637 You always think everyone is flirting with you. 1.4155 0.05217 142 93 39 10
638 The moons really full of itself tonight. 1.4154 0.05437 130 85 36 9
639 There’s definitely something about wine and altitude 1.4154 0.05652 130 87 32 11
640 I can’t quite put my finger on it but it feels like the universe is sending us a message. 1.4154 0.05097 130 82 42 6
641 Someone's feeling full of himself tonight. 1.4151 0.04912 159 104 44 11
642 I prefer the one with sunglasses. 1.4150 0.05184 147 97 39 11
643 Maybe we should've closed the shades? 1.4150 0.05361 147 99 35 13
644 No no....I think that’s a semi-colon 1.4150 0.05532 147 101 31 15
645 Scientists first noticed this on November 3rd... 1.4146 0.05036 164 110 40 14
646 The subtext is intriguing ... 1.4146 0.04730 164 106 48 10
647 How old did you say this wine is? 1.4145 0.05151 152 101 39 12
648 Is it winking at us or does it just have sun in its eye? 1.4143 0.05734 140 97 28 15
649 That’s where Apollo 11 landed. 1.4143 0.05551 140 95 32 13
650 I get that he sent these drinks over, but I don't get HOW he sent these drinks over. 1.4141 0.05604 128 85 33 10
651 He knows. 1.4141 0.05820 128 87 29 12
652 When the moon that you see is a bright emoji, that's amore! 1.4141 0.06128 128 90 23 15
653 Is it just me or are things starting to look different under Biden? 1.4141 0.05820 128 87 29 12
654 I like this wine 1.4138 0.05587 145 100 30 15
655 Trump is gone ! 1.4135 0.05760 133 91 29 13
656 What do you mean, you're flirting with astronomy? 1.4135 0.06639 104 72 21 11
657 It's so nice seeing emojis in their natural habitat 1.4135 0.06203 104 69 27 8
658 You would be smiling too if you were 92,958,412 miles from this planet 1.4130 0.05416 138 92 35 11
659 What the hell did you put in this drink? 1.4130 0.05217 138 90 39 9
660 At least he isn't mooning us. 1.4129 0.05241 155 105 36 14
661 Oddly, it's putting me out of the mood. 1.4129 0.04996 155 102 42 11
662 Give a cheer... for the next four years! 1.4128 0.04937 172 116 41 15
663 I thought you said nobody would see us when we went skinny-dipping last night. 1.4127 0.05318 126 81 38 7
664 Now I am the only one in the world who doesn't use emojis. 1.4126 0.05282 143 95 37 11
665 Is that the sun or the moon? .... I don’t know, it’s 5:00 somewhere 1.4122 0.05721 131 89 30 12
666 No. I think there's something in his eye. 1.4122 0.05923 131 91 26 14
667 I guess that’s what we get for drinking moonshine. 1.4122 0.04882 148 95 45 8
668 It may be the wine talking, but I think this is a sign that things are looking up. 1.4118 0.04866 153 99 45 9
669 We don't usually see him without Blinken and Nod. 1.4118 0.05897 119 80 29 10
670 Last night the tongue was out. 1.4113 0.05611 124 82 33 9
671 See, this is why China can't be trusted to do moon missions. 1.4113 0.05840 124 84 29 11
672 I don’t know about the stars aligning, but things are looking up on the local level. 1.4110 0.05383 146 99 34 13
673 That's why you always wait at least an hour before popping another edible. 1.4109 0.05570 129 86 33 10
674 I love you to the emoji and back. 1.4109 0.05783 129 88 29 12
675 Welp Sarah, it finally happened. After months of isolation and drinking due to the pandemic I’ve finally entered the lunacy phase. 1.4109 0.05460 129 85 35 9
676 The almanac says this is known as a "Saucy" moon 1.4109 0.05570 129 86 33 10
677 I've seen a crescent moon, a full moon, and a blue moon. But never a I know something you don't know moon. 1.4104 0.05424 134 89 35 10
678 He’s been unbearable since he found out he has the antibodies 1.4104 0.05726 134 92 29 13
679 Do you ever wonder if the cosmos is just trolling us? 1.4104 0.04410 173 110 55 8
680 Well...I guess that’s amore. 1.4104 0.04845 173 116 43 14
681 Did we just get mooned? 1.4103 0.04626 156 99 50 7
682 Ugh, he’s so flirty when he’s full. 1.4103 0.05714 117 77 32 8
683 I haven't seen such a good omen in more than four years. 1.4103 0.05841 117 78 30 9
684 You know, I've had just enough wine to believe that we aren't just sitting on the couch again with our phones. 1.4101 0.05086 139 90 41 8
685 This means that the last four years were just a cosmic joke? 1.4101 0.05287 139 92 37 10
686 The smile is for November 3. The wink is for January 20. 1.4101 0.05385 139 93 35 11
687 A winking gibbous? Damn autocorrect." 1.4099 0.05021 161 108 40 13
688 I think it’s kicking in 1.4098 0.05552 122 80 34 8
689 Even the moon is happy he’s out of office! 1.4097 0.05524 144 99 31 14
690 So, moons have semi-colons and women have periods? 1.4094 0.05739 127 86 30 11
691 They say this happens only once every 200 years. 1.4091 0.05264 132 86 38 8
692 Someone should wipe that smile off his face. 1.4091 0.05818 110 72 31 7
693 I'm getting vanilla and apricot, rounding out with hints of crushed Lorazepam. 1.4091 0.04786 176 118 44 14
694 It would be a little less creepy if he just mooned us. 1.4091 0.05014 154 102 41 11
695 It's like he knows what we are about to do. 1.4091 0.05787 132 91 28 13
696 Glib-ass moon. 1.4088 0.04904 159 105 43 11
697 It's a full emoji tonight. 1.4085 0.05488 142 97 32 13
698 I guess there was a plan all along. 1.4085 0.05111 142 93 40 9
699 Maybe we should stop staring at the moon, I think he’s getting the wrong impression... 1.4083 0.05857 120 81 29 10
700 But after four years, it's so much better than "The Scream" 1.4082 0.05266 147 99 36 12
701 This would make a great New Yorker cartoon. It wouldn't even need a caption. 1.4080 0.06021 125 87 25 13
702 It's the emojisfisication of the universe. 1.4080 0.05803 125 85 29 11
703 January 20 --- The Universe Is Celebrating 1.4079 0.05391 152 105 32 15
704 Yes, definitely a new moon...... 1.4077 0.05536 130 87 33 10
705 See Honey, the moon doesn't think it's weird to be drinking wine on a hike in the woods 1.4077 0.05536 130 87 33 10
706 Is it me, or does the moon seem really full of itself tonight? 1.4077 0.05536 130 87 33 10
707 Keep on orbiting pal, Janet is with me. 1.4074 0.05691 135 93 29 13
708 The first step is admitting we have an emoji problem. 1.4074 0.05392 135 90 35 10
709 The moon's looking quite full... of itself! 1.4071 0.05354 140 94 35 11
710 Didn't know it would be a full emoonji tonight. 1.4071 0.05981 113 76 28 9
711 Even the moon is happy Trump is gone... 1.4069 0.05993 145 106 19 20
712 Well,I guess he is bright,but I hear he has a dark side! 1.4068 0.05676 118 78 32 8
713 I think this will be my last glass of wine for the night. 1.4065 0.05637 123 82 32 9
714 I guess that’s the new moon. 1.4065 0.05637 123 82 32 9
715 Good sign, the first full moon of 2021 and it's a happy emoji. 1.4065 0.05395 123 80 36 7
716 It also has a dark side. 1.4065 0.05637 123 82 32 9
717 I think I need to go to rehab. 1.4062 0.04880 160 106 43 11
718 Remember when there was a bright line between physical and virtual realities? 1.4062 0.05370 128 84 36 8
719 Yep. The universe saw the Inauguration. 1.4062 0.05915 128 89 26 13
720 Get over yourself. You always think everyone is checking you out. 1.4062 0.05116 160 109 37 14
721 Oh yeah, I saw in the news there’s supposed to be a full wink tonight 1.4061 0.05005 165 112 39 14
722 I know that should be reassuring, but let's just see what Fauci says.... 1.4060 0.05752 133 92 28 13
723 See? I told you the whole universe knows we’re having an affair.” 1.4060 0.05446 133 89 34 10
724 I guess being full makes him happy. 1.4058 0.05308 138 92 36 10
725 Well, whether it’s the sun or the moon, we probably shouldn’t make eye contact. 1.4058 0.05504 138 94 32 12
726 The sun will come out, tomorrow! 1.4056 0.05180 143 95 38 10
727 Is it my imagination, or is the moon hitting on you? 1.4052 0.05869 116 78 29 9
728 I see a glad moon smilin'. 1.4052 0.05608 116 76 33 7
729 How long before these edibles start to work? 1.4051 0.04839 158 104 44 10
730 I'm guessing irony - or is it sarcasm? 1.4050 0.05699 121 81 31 9
731 Usually after a few sips I just start seeing stars. 1.4050 0.05452 121 79 35 7
732 Well, this is more impressive than Halley's Comma. 1.4049 0.05339 163 115 30 18
733 Even the moon is glad Trump's gone. 1.4048 0.05654 126 85 31 10
734 I have no idea why she’s winking at me. 1.4048 0.05654 126 85 31 10
735 In a couple weeks, he'll be singing "Suddenly, I'm not half the man I used to be". 1.4048 0.05186 126 81 39 6
736 The moon appears to have entered its deviant phase. 1.4044 0.05360 136 91 35 10
737 Let's go back to the tent, honey. I think it just kicked in. 1.4044 0.05560 136 93 31 12
738 I don’t want to alarm you, darling, but I think we may be in a cartoon. 1.4043 0.05130 141 93 39 9
739 Don't judge me, Thelma, but I feel we may be the butt of a cosmic joke. 1.4043 0.05511 141 97 31 13
740 I think I preferred the gravitas of the burning bush response 1.4041 0.05196 146 98 37 11
741 For heaven's sake, does EVERYTHING have to be an emoji? 1.4041 0.05375 146 100 33 13
742 Is this because we met online? 1.4040 0.05413 151 105 31 15
743 Yep, trading dry January for text-free January was definitely the right call. 1.4040 0.05162 151 102 37 12
744 Dont flatter yourself, it's looking at me 1.4038 0.05880 104 68 30 6
745 Maybe quarantining in the in the Berkshires with sixteen cases of wine wasn't such a good idea." 1.4037 0.05990 109 73 28 8
746 This must be the Millenial phase of the moon. 1.4037 0.06912 109 80 14 15
747 Shall we moon him back? 1.4034 0.06123 119 83 24 12
748 who’s he hitting on... you or me? 1.4031 0.05560 129 87 32 10
749 It's interesting how easily we anthropomorphize what we see. 1.4030 0.05617 134 92 30 12
750 When the moon winks its eye like a text from on high, that’s... what again? 1.4029 0.05472 139 95 32 12
751 It must be a Fool Moon 1.4029 0.04973 139 90 42 7
752 Now I'm pretty sure this is not wine. 1.4028 0.04860 144 93 44 7
753 It looks like everyone is happy that Trump is gone from office. 1.4028 0.05151 144 96 38 10
754 I think that's enough wine for today, Susan 1.4027 0.05209 149 101 36 12
755 You DON’T see a face in the moon? 1.4026 0.04654 154 99 48 7
756 Where, exactly, did he see the sun kiss you? 1.4021 0.04583 194 132 46 16
757 Not sure why, but it does it every four years on January 20th at 12 noon. 1.4021 0.06976 97 69 17 11
758 Crap. He knows. 1.4018 0.06011 112 76 27 9
759 I think we passed the limit on the number of drinks we should have. 1.4017 0.05829 117 79 29 9
760 It's just a phase. It'll pass in the blink of an eye. 1.4017 0.05954 117 80 27 10
761 I can’t believe she’s moonlighting as an emoji. 1.4017 0.06077 117 81 25 11
762 Does he know what we plan to do out here? 1.4016 0.05291 122 79 37 6
763 Boy, that's a new phase for the moon. 1.4016 0.05291 122 79 37 6
764 What are we drinking again? 1.4016 0.05417 122 80 35 7
765 Somewhere some poor wolf is transforming into a millennial 1.4016 0.05837 127 88 27 12
766 So, I guess the howling works. 1.4015 0.05574 132 90 31 11
767 Beautiful emoji tonight... 1.4015 0.05228 137 91 37 9
768 It's a Flirty Eclipse. It happens when the earth goes between the moon and Tinder. 1.4015 0.05329 137 92 35 10
769 I’ve alway had a personal relationship with nature. 1.4015 0.05329 137 92 35 10
770 This is not quite what I had in mind when I wished for a threesome 1.4015 0.05124 137 90 39 8
771 No. I think he just has something in his eye. 1.4014 0.04794 147 95 45 7
772 I thought it was wine but it must be moonshine. 1.4013 0.05101 157 107 37 13
773 I told you someone was peering through our bedroom window last night. 1.4012 0.05101 167 116 35 16
774 Wait, where did you say you bought the wine? 1.4000 0.05448 125 83 34 8
775 So this is the guy you've been telling me about. 1.4000 0.05065 135 88 40 7
776 Looks like God finally got a smartphone. 1.4000 0.05792 125 86 28 11
777 You as over the moon as I am? 1.4000 0.05146 155 106 36 13
778 I think we're drunk. 1.4000 0.05345 140 95 34 11
779 You’ve seen one full wink-emoji, you’ve seen ’em all. 1.4000 0.05441 140 96 32 12
780 Least it's not a Bernie meme 1.4000 0.05680 125 85 30 10
781 Do you think the dark side is a frown emoji?" 1.4000 0.05173 135 89 38 8
782 I think we're being mooned! 1.4000 0.05680 125 85 30 10
783 Brace yourself for the nudge. 1.4000 0.06667 100 70 20 10
784 Must have heard about Biden and Harris 1.4000 0.04873 160 107 42 11
785 I want to believe it's being ironic. 1.3986 0.05140 148 100 37 11
786 Maybe it’s just a phase we’re going through. 1.3986 0.04864 148 97 43 8
787 You don’t think it’s kind of over-compensating for the dark side? 1.3986 0.05398 138 94 33 11
788 ‘Enjoy yourselves, it’s been a long 4 years’ 1.3986 0.04990 138 90 41 7
789 He doesn’t look blue to me 1.3985 0.05742 133 93 27 13
790 I meant to hit the thumbs up emoji. 1.3984 0.05472 128 86 33 9
791 Boy, we should have found this drink a long time ago. 1.3984 0.05742 123 84 29 10
792 A wink's as good as a nod... 1.3984 0.05742 123 84 29 10
793 After Trump, even New Yorker cartoons seem different somehow. 1.3984 0.06080 123 87 23 13
794 I think I’m spending too much time on my phone. 1.3984 0.05970 123 86 25 12
795 I have this sinking feeling the joke is on us 1.3983 0.05534 118 78 33 7
796 We should have stuck with wine, the moonshine is going to my head. 1.3982 0.06353 113 80 21 12
797 Ever since God got a Twitter account , he's really been phoning it in. 1.3982 0.06099 113 78 25 10
798 Wow, a full-of-itself moon! 1.3982 0.05968 113 77 27 9
799 Knowing my ancestors saw the same emoticon ten thousand years ago gives me perspective. 1.3982 0.05413 113 73 35 5
800 Looks like someone else is quite pleased with the election! 1.3982 0.05834 113 76 29 8
801 Guess the moon is being extra cheesy tonight 1.3982 0.05697 113 75 31 7
802 Swear not by the inconstant....uh, oh. 1.3974 0.04870 156 104 42 10
803 It really is January 20th. 1.3972 0.05502 141 98 30 13
804 If the world really is about to end, I wish God would send us a sign... 1.3972 0.04919 141 92 42 7
805 Sure, it's unusual, but is it really a sign that the universe wants us to get married? 1.3971 0.05143 136 90 38 8
806 What side of the moon is this? 1.3971 0.05036 136 89 40 7
807 So that's why they call it moonshine. 1.3969 0.05384 131 88 34 9
808 Perhaps that Apple / Space Force merger was a bad idea. 1.3969 0.05161 131 86 38 7
809 Wow, Banksy really went for it this time 1.3969 0.05701 131 91 28 12
810 Maybe it's the wine. Maybe it's the moon. But I think I'm going to get lucky tonight. 1.3968 0.05643 126 86 30 10
811 Do you think the moon knows that Joe was sworn in today? 1.3968 0.05295 126 83 36 7
812 It appears you two know each other. 1.3966 0.05459 116 76 34 6
813 Don't worry, I think she's just going through a phase. 1.3966 0.05857 116 79 28 9
814 Don’t worry, this is just one of his weird phases. 1.3966 0.06107 116 81 24 11
815 Moonlight, I expected. A lit moon? That’s something new. 1.3964 0.06561 111 80 18 13
816 I think we just got permission to have another glass of wine. 1.3963 0.05015 164 113 37 14
817 I think they call it the winking gibbous. 1.3962 0.05794 106 70 30 6
818 Think I'll have to forego this nightcap routine. 1.3961 0.04824 154 102 43 9
819 Even the emojis are social distancing now. 1.3960 0.05200 149 102 35 12
820 Did Biden rejoin the Paris Accord already? 1.3958 0.05418 144 100 31 13
821 It's a good thing we don't see the back side. 1.3957 0.05463 139 96 31 12
822 This is good moonshine 1.3957 0.05066 139 92 39 8
823 Congrats, America. 1.3957 0.05268 139 94 35 10
824 It's so comforting to see the Biden Moon. 1.3955 0.05607 134 93 29 12
825 Will we ever find a moment alone? 1.3953 0.05326 129 86 35 8
826 I see the wink, where is the nod? 1.3952 0.05819 124 86 27 11
827 Okay. That’s enough wine. 1.3952 0.05470 124 83 33 8
828 See? Everyone knows the third date is when it happens. 1.3950 0.05366 119 78 35 6
829 Sometimes it seems like everyone is in on the joke except me. 1.3950 0.05625 119 80 31 8
830 Lunar emojis? I knew no good would come of commercializing space travel! 1.3950 0.05497 119 79 33 7
831 Is that just a phase? 1.3950 0.05625 119 80 31 8
832 Those pot brownies were good 1.3950 0.05625 119 80 31 8
833 A waxing flirtatious phase of the moon I presume. 1.3947 0.05658 114 76 31 7
834 I should have taken Dry January more seriously. 1.3947 0.04953 152 102 40 10
835 This tequila sunrise is stronger than I thought. 1.3947 0.05926 114 78 27 9
836 Look. The man in the moon is happy 45 is gone too. 1.3947 0.04953 152 102 40 10
837 Is this some kind of apocalyptic inside joke? 1.3947 0.05126 152 104 36 12
838 Such a common emoji moon tonight; I would have wished something more special for this occasion, my love" 1.3942 0.06021 104 70 27 7
839 I thought you said it was over with him? 1.3939 0.04685 165 110 45 10
840 Winkin? Blinkin? Just nod." 1.3939 0.05242 132 88 36 8
841 Really? This is why you dragged me up here? 1.3934 0.05884 122 85 26 11
842 There’s a glad moon on the rise. 1.3934 0.05404 122 81 34 7
843 Apparently the man in the moon has been heavily influenced by emojis. 1.3933 0.05258 150 104 33 13
844 I think the drugs are kickin' in. 1.3933 0.05172 150 103 35 12
845 I guess I alway just thought of the moon as a celestial body first and a sexual being second... 1.3933 0.05085 150 102 37 11
846 We should probably give that Dry January thing a shot 1.3933 0.04996 150 101 39 10
847 Elon Musk has really gotten out of control. 1.3932 0.05942 117 81 26 10
848 We really need to cut back on our day drinking 1.3932 0.05285 117 76 36 5
849 I liked it a lot better before the tech moguls got ahold of it. 1.3929 0.05723 112 75 30 7
850 This is awkward... 1.3929 0.05580 112 74 32 6
851 I would have used the cheese emoji 1.3929 0.05997 112 77 26 9
852 I think that's our cue to go ahead and make-out. 1.3929 0.05431 140 97 31 12
853 How long have we been indoors? 1.3929 0.05862 112 76 28 8
854 Actually, maybe we shouldn't go skinny dipping. 1.3925 0.06050 107 73 26 8
855 Well, at least he didn't moon us. 1.3925 0.06472 107 76 20 11
856 am I drunk or did he just wink at you? 1.3925 0.06194 107 74 24 9
857 What did you put in this drink? 1.3923 0.05726 130 91 27 12
858 I'm having trouble taking anything literally right now. 1.3923 0.05621 130 90 29 11
859 Well, it's better than that one that looks like poop. 1.3923 0.05830 130 92 25 13
860 I'm just saying I'm into it if you are into it 1.3923 0.05180 130 86 37 7
861 Appreciation of nature is highly reciprocal. 1.3922 0.05242 102 64 36 2
862 THIS is why we agreed to quit LSD 1.3920 0.05193 125 82 37 6
863 Kinda gives new meaning to that giant eggplant and huge peach we saw on the way over... 1.3920 0.05668 125 86 29 10
864 I thought only stars winked. 1.3919 0.04759 148 97 44 7
865 Nothing can eclipse that smile. 1.3919 0.04854 148 98 42 8
866 Quite the charmer! Guess he thinks we won’t notice that he’s not wearing a mask. 1.3917 0.06069 120 85 23 12
867 I think we need to go back to just one glass a night 1.3916 0.04966 143 95 40 8
868 It's creepy, yes, but kind of flattering, too, no? 1.3916 0.05160 143 97 36 10
869 What do you think - playful, affectionate, suggestive, or ironic? 1.3913 0.05753 115 78 29 8
870 Are we drinking moonshine? 1.3913 0.06138 115 81 23 11
871 You look so beautiful tonight, in this emoji light. 1.3913 0.05753 115 78 29 8
872 Ummm, do you know each other? 1.3910 0.05529 133 92 30 11
873 First Emoji moon of the season. 1.3909 0.05932 110 75 27 8
874 So it was just one big joke after all. 1.3906 0.05230 128 85 36 7
875 It's the inauguration moon. 1.3906 0.05460 128 87 32 9
876 Is... that the moon telling us to get a room? 1.3906 0.05572 128 88 30 10
877 The thing is, he always ghosts me in the morning 1.3906 0.05460 128 87 32 9
878 This new iOS update is pretty invasive. 1.3905 0.06127 105 72 25 8
879 Since when did mother nature start using emojis? 1.3904 0.05615 146 105 25 16
880 It's a New Moon. 1.3902 0.05730 123 85 28 10
881 He's entering the flirtatious phase. 1.3902 0.05730 123 85 28 10
882 Even the moon is happy that Joe Biden won 1.3901 0.05110 141 95 37 9
883 Should we call NASA or the CIA? 1.3901 0.05110 141 95 37 9
884 I'm never drinking absinthe again. 1.3897 0.05131 136 91 37 8
885 Is this guy bothering you? 1.3897 0.05024 136 90 39 7
886 It means that, within the next 12 hours, we can expect either snow or a werewolf. 1.3895 0.06906 95 68 17 10
887 Do you think it's flirting with us? 1.3895 0.06041 95 63 27 5
888 The news says not to look directly at the emoji. 1.3894 0.06085 113 79 24 10
889 Okay, now you're flirting with the man in the moon, it just never ends.. 1.3894 0.05542 113 75 32 6
890 He said he'd 'be back in some form.' Is this it? 1.3894 0.06340 113 81 20 12
891 He wants to change his image from being stone cold. But I think he's just going through another one of his phases. 1.3894 0.05683 113 76 30 7
892 do you think he saw us in the car before? 1.3894 0.06085 113 79 24 10
893 No, he’s winking at me. 1.3893 0.05033 131 86 39 6
894 This is so much better than the poop emoji we've had for the past four years. 1.3889 0.06005 108 74 26 8
895 So this is what NASA does with $21 billion. 1.3889 0.05631 126 87 29 10
896 That's not a new moon so let's just call it a fresh moon." 1.3889 0.06147 108 75 24 9
897 Has he taken a shine to us? 1.3889 0.04839 144 95 42 7
898 Are you sure this isn’t that new THC wine? 1.3885 0.04752 157 105 43 9
899 I guess emojis really have taken over the world. 1.3885 0.05055 139 93 38 8
900 Oh sure - act like the last four years was just a big joke! 1.3885 0.05055 139 93 38 8
901 Do you ever feel like the universe is sending you signals? 1.3884 0.05297 121 80 35 6
902 And I say it’s a smirk, and I don’t appreciate it. 1.3881 0.04959 134 88 40 6
903 I've been coming here for years getting all of life's questions answered till I figured out it was just a damned balloon. 1.3881 0.05392 134 92 32 10
904 Once you start using them, you see them everywhere. 1.3881 0.05180 134 90 36 8
905 You don't appreciate how flirty the moon is until you get out of the city. 1.3879 0.05970 116 81 25 10
906 You ever wonder if life is a computer simulation? 1.3879 0.05713 116 79 29 8
907 Jesus Sharon is there anyone in the universe you haven’t fucked? 1.3879 0.06094 116 82 23 11
908 There are no words to describe the moon tonight. 1.3878 0.06091 98 66 26 6
909 One small wink for man, one giant wink for mankind. 1.3878 0.06427 98 68 22 8
910 Can I open my eyes, now? Is it January 20, 2021 yet? 1.3878 0.05149 147 101 35 11
911 I wonder what Elon will draw on Mars when he gets there? 1.3876 0.05537 129 89 30 10
912 It’s called an “emoonji” 1.3876 0.05645 129 90 28 11
913 It's either the new administration - or the edibles 1.3876 0.05537 129 89 30 10
914 Someone's getting lucky tonight 1.3876 0.05314 129 87 34 8
915 There's waxing, waning, and winking. 1.3874 0.05889 111 76 27 8
916 He's flirting with us 1.3874 0.05456 111 73 33 5
917 They should have never given the astronauts that can of paint 1.3874 0.05748 111 75 29 7
918 I thought you said you'd stopped seeing him. 1.3874 0.05604 111 74 31 6
919 Well, that's better than last night's poop emoji. 1.3874 0.06026 111 77 25 9
920 Good grief. I think he saw us. 1.3874 0.06026 111 77 25 9
921 . - Great wine honey - It’s Moonshine 1.3874 0.05604 111 74 31 6
922 No, that's not a Covid symptom. 1.3871 0.04877 155 105 40 10
923 The hell is he so happy about? 1.3871 0.06670 93 65 20 8
924 I think it means we paid too much for this Pinot Grigio. 1.3871 0.05084 124 81 38 5
925 Must have been the 2021 inauguration. 1.3868 0.06226 106 74 23 9
926 That's a New Moon right? 1.3866 0.05860 119 83 26 10
927 Semicolon, end parenthesis... What does it mean??? 1.3866 0.05612 119 81 30 8
928 Apparently, it's no secret why I asked you here. 1.3864 0.05004 132 87 39 6
929 ... last week it looked like a 😜 1.3864 0.05446 132 91 31 10
930 I need a little more than just 'everyone has a past'. 1.3860 0.05643 114 77 30 7
931 The last four years ends with a cosmic 'wink and a nod'? 1.3860 0.05779 114 78 28 8
932 Must be the flirting phase. 1.3860 0.05912 114 79 26 9
933 Call me crazy, but I think he's giving us permission to engage in extended foreplay. 1.3860 0.05912 114 79 26 9
934 It’s not amore if you have to hit the moon in its eye. 1.3860 0.05779 114 78 28 8
935 I paid the site extra for these sky emojis. 1.3857 0.05325 140 97 32 11
936 I guess the pizza pie hit his eye 1.3857 0.05027 140 94 38 8
937 And that’s when we decided it was time to start dry January. 1.3857 0.05325 140 97 32 11
938 I am not sure you can actually get off the grid anymore. 1.3853 0.05668 109 73 30 6
939 Actually, I'm much more creeped out by his dark side. 1.3853 0.05668 109 73 30 6
940 When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie - that 1.3853 0.06373 109 78 20 11
941 It DID NOT wink at you 1.3853 0.05816 109 74 28 7
942 Have to admit, I thought the lover's moon would be a bit more romantic. 1.3852 0.05636 122 84 29 9
943 IF I DIDN'T KNOW BETTER I'D SAY IT'S ONLY A PAPER MOON 1.3851 0.04938 148 100 39 9
944 I see the bad moon a-rising. 1.3851 0.05210 148 103 33 12
945 And I thought 2021 would be more sane than 2020. 1.3846 0.05674 117 80 29 8
946 Oh look it's a Full of himself Moon 1.3846 0.05543 117 79 31 7
947 The last time I saw a one-eyed moon, you had dropped the soap. 1.3846 0.06307 104 73 22 9
948 This Moonshine just hit on me 1.3846 0.05337 143 100 31 12
949 Remember when we didn't believe in climate change. 1.3841 0.04967 138 92 39 7
950 Maybe it’s a moon beam stuck in its eye 1.3841 0.05376 138 96 31 11
951 Just as I thought, even the man in the moon got a pardon. 1.3841 0.05072 138 93 37 8
952 It looks better in the app 1.3840 0.05302 125 84 34 7
953 Is she happy for us or just glad to be a million miles away? 1.3839 0.05982 112 78 25 9
954 Even the moon is mood for celebrating the new administration. 1.3839 0.06115 112 79 23 10
955 How could he have seen us? We were behind a bush! 1.3839 0.06115 112 79 23 10
956 Do you think he knows we're in a cartoon? 1.3835 0.04975 133 88 39 6
957 When the moon hits your eye like a big emoji in the sky, that's amore ... 1.3833 0.05447 120 81 32 7
958 When the moon winks an eye, play along, don't be shy...that's amore. 1.3833 0.05820 120 84 26 10
959 I feel validated. 1.3832 0.05578 107 71 31 5
960 A probe must have just landed on the dark side. 1.3832 0.06178 107 75 23 9
961 No - left eye is regular wink. Right eye is ironic wink. 1.3832 0.05418 107 70 33 4
962 These virtual happy hours are getting weird. 1.3832 0.06178 107 75 23 9
963 Have you ever noticed you can sometimes see a face in the moon? 1.3832 0.05418 107 70 33 4
964 He rotated to reveal his whimsical side. 1.3830 0.04998 141 95 38 8
965 How many martini's did you say we had? 1.3826 0.05869 115 80 26 9
966 It looks like more than just the planet is happy about the election. 1.3826 0.05604 115 78 30 7
967 Enjoy while it lasts, humans. 1.3826 0.05181 149 104 33 12
968 He must be thinking we're drinking moonshine. 1.3824 0.06238 102 71 23 8
969 This makes me wish I had paid more attention in that astrology class. 1.3821 0.04832 123 79 41 3
970 Ever get the feeling the universe is laughing at us? 1.3821 0.05717 123 86 27 10
971 Whatever happens, stays between me and the sun. 1.3819 0.05025 144 98 37 9
972 With this level of confidence, it's no wonder he's making waves around here 1.3819 0.04927 144 97 39 8
973 Mary, are you really sure you want the moon? 1.3818 0.05916 110 76 26 8
974 It’s sad, really, how he can control the tides but can’t control himself. 1.3818 0.05916 110 76 26 8
975 Apparently, he knows what I'm thinking. 1.3817 0.05249 131 89 34 8
976 Was I supposed to close the blinds last night or you? 1.3817 0.05781 131 94 24 13
977 So, God has figured out emojis 1.3814 0.06121 97 66 25 6
978 Conjunctivitis I think. 1.3814 0.05372 118 79 33 6
979 Yeah, like I needed another reminder this marriage is a cosmic joke! 1.3813 0.05246 139 96 33 10
980 Bad moon rising - or is it the wine? 1.3810 0.06110 105 73 24 8
981 Ok, I’ll take it from here. Good night, moon. 1.3810 0.05802 105 71 28 6
982 Full Of Himself Moon. 1.3810 0.06258 105 74 22 9
983 Now, I’d call that a new phase. 1.3810 0.05308 105 68 34 3
984 He loves us to the earth and back! 1.3806 0.05058 134 90 37 7
985 Do you think he saw us?” 1.3805 0.05380 113 75 33 5
986 Do you think she knows something? 1.3805 0.05939 113 79 25 9
987 I hope you're impressed. You wouldn't believe what I did to pull this off. 1.3805 0.05666 113 77 29 7
988 No. The Ecliptic is something else. That’s a semicolon. 1.3805 0.05804 113 78 27 8
989 Well, I now have another reason to be afraid of the dark. 1.3805 0.05939 113 79 25 9
990 What do you mean you don't know him? He's looking right at you. 1.3804 0.06152 92 62 25 5
991 I believe that’s the lesser known ‘Horny Moon.’ 1.3803 0.05263 142 99 32 11
992 I'll take that as a good sign. 1.3802 0.05150 121 80 36 5
993 Once in a lewd moon... 1.3802 0.05660 121 84 28 9
994 I’ve heard people say, “Once in an emoji moon,” but I never thought I’d see one. 1.3802 0.05537 121 83 30 8
995 I’ve just got to cut down on my screen time. 1.3798 0.05185 129 87 35 7
996 See why I told you to zip up the tent window?" 1.3797 0.04718 158 107 42 9
997 I think he knows what we’re up to 1.3796 0.05692 108 73 29 6
998 I don't like the way he is looking at you. 1.3796 0.05842 108 74 27 7
999 Why does everyone presume we're more than just friends? 1.3796 0.05842 108 74 27 7
1000 I don't know if he's flirting with me, or just joking around. 1.3796 0.05296 137 95 32 10
1001 Wine helps me connect with nature. 1.3793 0.05565 116 79 30 7
1002 I've never seen this guy before in my life, Babe, I swear! 1.3793 0.05289 116 77 34 5
1003 Houston we have a pervert 1.3790 0.05562 124 86 29 9
1004 Damn. he knows what I'm thinking 1.3788 0.05217 132 90 34 8
1005 The universe is so vast and flirty. 1.3786 0.05708 103 69 29 5
1006 What's in this wine? The moon just winked at us! 1.3786 0.05015 140 95 37 8
1007 Maybe it was everything about last year, but, so far, I don't trust 2021 just yet. 1.3784 0.05438 111 74 32 5
1008 Oh, I didn’t know we were going on THIS kind of trip. 1.3784 0.05873 111 77 26 8
1009 Full emoji tonight 1.3784 0.05587 111 75 30 6
1010 This drink is much stronger than I realized. 1.3782 0.05010 156 109 35 12
1011 It’s the moonshine talking. 1.3782 0.05336 119 80 33 6
1012 Amore? " "No, emoji. 1.3782 0.05468 119 81 31 7
1013 drink up its moonshine 1.3778 0.05551 135 96 27 12
1014 This moonshine is getting to me. 1.3778 0.05348 135 94 31 10
1015 Doesn't the Bible have some kind of a prophecy about that? 1.3778 0.05137 135 92 35 8
1016 Strange, the forecast called for a cat face with hearts for eyes. 1.3778 0.05551 135 96 27 12
1017 Yeah,I noticed it right after he left office. 1.3778 0.05450 135 95 29 11
1018 Do you think we should wink back? 1.3778 0.05823 90 59 28 3
1019 This moon certainly is full of himself. 1.3776 0.04842 143 96 40 7
1020 Ok, I'll give you this one, but to be fair you thought Beyonce was winking at you too. 1.3776 0.04842 143 96 40 7
1021 Wow, it's so much hotter after waxing 1.3776 0.04842 143 96 40 7
1022 Yes, unless it’s really a cosmic siren, luring us back into believing in a benevolent universe. 1.3776 0.06408 98 69 21 8
1023 I think she’s just going through a new phase. 1.3776 0.06071 98 67 25 6
1024 Fake Moon 1.3774 0.06209 106 75 22 9
1025 Maybe we should take this inside... 1.3774 0.05758 106 72 28 6
1026 Now we know where the rest of the bottle went. 1.3774 0.05758 106 72 28 6
1027 Was it winking after the first glass for you too? 1.3774 0.06209 106 75 22 9
1028 See, I told you these mushrooms were good! 1.3770 0.04983 122 80 38 4
1029 Moon him back 1.3770 0.05858 122 87 24 11
1030 Sarah, I think he's hitting on you. 1.3770 0.05622 122 85 28 9
1031 I kinda miss the nose. 1.3770 0.05741 122 86 26 10
1032 Told you, everyone sleeps with one eye open these days. 1.3769 0.05036 130 87 37 6
1033 Pay no attention. Mom is desperate for grandkids. 1.3768 0.05265 138 96 32 10
1034 He’s too happy. He must have caught the cow again! 1.3768 0.05265 138 96 32 10
1035 Either that was not a 'micro' dose or we really shouldn't be drinking 1.3763 0.06099 93 63 25 5
1036 I guess his dark side isn't really that dark 1.3762 0.05603 101 67 30 4
1037 I can’t believe he’s hitting on you right in front of me.” 1.3762 0.05946 101 69 26 6
1038 That’s quite a semicolon. 1.3762 0.05603 101 67 30 4
1039 Is that for me or you? 1.3761 0.06222 109 78 21 10
1040 It's been that way since about noon January 20th 1.3761 0.05943 109 76 25 8
1041 So you've been here before with someone else? 1.3761 0.05527 117 80 30 7
1042 Wow, David, I haven't seen the sunshine in 4 years 1.3761 0.05787 117 82 26 9
1043 Waxing, waning and a new phase . . winking. 1.3761 0.05787 117 82 26 9
1044 Could that be a microaggression? 1.3760 0.05287 125 85 33 7
1045 Is he one of your exes too? 1.3760 0.05866 125 90 23 12
1046 I can’t believe the New Yorker accepts crap like this. 1.3760 0.05641 125 88 27 10
1047 He obviously knows something we don’t. 1.3760 0.05755 125 89 25 11
1048 That's the last time I buy wine from a guy wearing tie dye sneakers 1.3759 0.05401 133 93 30 10
1049 Who knew the man in the moon was such a flirt? 1.3750 0.04999 136 92 37 7
1050 Ooo, someone's gonna get lucky tonight. 1.3750 0.05013 144 99 36 9
1051 When the moon winks its eye when you're with your guy, that's amore! 1.3750 0.06230 112 81 20 11
1052 Our digital detox hasn't been quite long enough. 1.3750 0.05830 112 78 26 8
1053 He's taken a shine to us. 1.3750 0.05690 112 77 28 7
1054 Amazing what an election can do! 1.3750 0.05559 120 83 29 8
1055 We have an understanding... 1.3750 0.06326 96 67 22 7
1056 The smiley moon only occurs after an election. 1.3750 0.05301 120 81 33 6
1057 Wow, who knew that a horny moon occurred. 1.3750 0.05665 104 70 29 5
1058 It’s a full wink tonight 1.3750 0.06290 104 74 21 9
1059 I'm glad we got away from our computers tonight. That Emoji looks so much better in real life. 1.3750 0.05203 128 87 34 7
1060 God's emoji? 1.3750 0.05827 104 71 27 6
1061 Perhaps we shouldn't have brewed our own. 1.3750 0.05547 112 76 30 6
1062 honey, I think we drank too much. 1.3750 0.05665 104 70 29 5
1063 Well played Elon Musk. Well played. 1.3750 0.05547 112 76 30 6
1064 Apparently he's entered an insincere phase. 1.3750 0.05827 104 71 27 6
1065 At this point, I’ll take that as a good omen... 1.3750 0.05301 120 81 33 6
1066 Inauguration Moon - 1/20/21 1.3750 0.06099 112 80 22 10
1067 It's a good thing we grew up watching Teletubbies, or else that'd be pretty creepy. 1.3750 0.05498 104 69 31 4
1068 Now, if he gives us a nod that really will be a sign. 1.3741 0.04942 147 101 37 9
1069 I think the man in the moon is coming on to you 1.3741 0.05133 139 96 34 9
1070 Wow, this is a bad omen, the first full moon of 2021 and he's sleeping with one eye open. 1.3741 0.05031 139 95 36 8
1071 But where’s Nod? 1.3741 0.05333 139 98 30 11
1072 He seems really full of himself lately 1.3740 0.04640 131 85 43 3
1073 It isn't winking, it's a shiner. 1.3740 0.05340 123 84 32 7
1074 Is it a friendly wink or a lunar tic? 1.3740 0.05584 123 86 28 9
1075 I’d like nature more if it weren’t so smug. 1.3740 0.05464 123 85 30 8
1076 He's not really winking. That's Alan Shepard's divot. 1.3739 0.05722 115 80 27 8
1077 I suppose you're going to say you have no idea why he's winking at you! 1.3739 0.05722 115 80 27 8
1078 What a beautiful day to start losing your mind 1.3738 0.05867 107 74 26 7
1079 Wow! It's an emoonji! 1.3738 0.05715 107 73 28 6
1080 They said the moon would reach Emojee tonight. 1.3738 0.06161 107 76 22 9
1081 Wow, incredible how this never happened when I was single. 1.3737 0.06021 99 68 25 6
1082 Nothing I can say. An emoticlipse of the heart. 1.3737 0.06190 99 69 23 7
1083 Someone should tell him it’s waning, not winking. 1.3737 0.06354 99 70 21 8
1084 Does that mean God is laughing with us or at us? 1.3733 0.05054 150 105 34 11
1085 I knew it, you're seeing another man in the moon aren't you? 1.3729 0.05871 118 84 24 10
1086 Is it only me or do you feel this moonshine is coming on strong? 1.3729 0.05077 118 78 36 4
1087 Wait. So is he interested in us or just being friendly? 1.3729 0.05489 118 81 30 7
1088 Gosh,we really have entered a new phase. 1.3729 0.05747 118 83 26 9
1089 Yes Donna, the winking sunset comes only every 1200 years. 1.3729 0.05489 118 81 30 7
1090 I think he's full of it. 1.3729 0.05489 118 81 30 7
1091 I told you we shouldn't have had another glass. 1.3727 0.05458 110 74 31 5
1092 I take it as a yes to open another bottle, make whoopee where we stand, approach your mother for a loan and everything else I've ever asked a sign for. 1.3727 0.06439 110 81 17 12
1093 We've either had too much wine, or not enough. 1.3727 0.05899 110 77 25 8
1094 Easy for you. All you’ve got to worry about is an eclipse. 1.3727 0.05756 110 76 27 7
1095 What keyboard does God use to get that? 1.3725 0.05899 102 70 26 6
1096 I asked God for a sign and he sends an emoji 1.3725 0.05899 102 70 26 6
1097 You really can't make out the emoji in the moon? 1.3725 0.06373 102 73 20 9
1098 It’s a millennial eclipse. 1.3724 0.05080 145 101 34 10
1099 He knows something we don't. 1.3724 0.04789 145 98 40 7
1100 It’s not a big pizza pie but I still love it 1.3721 0.05170 129 88 34 7
1101 Well dear, based on last year, it can all change in the blink of an eye! 1.3719 0.05645 121 85 27 9
1102 This seems more subtle than an eggplant emoji 1.3717 0.05508 113 77 30 6
1103 Looks like a full emoonji. 1.3714 0.06385 105 76 19 10
1104 Where did you say you bought those mushrooms? 1.3714 0.05622 105 71 29 5
1105 The full moon before Valentines Day is called the Flirt Emoji Moon. 1.3714 0.05783 105 72 27 6
1106 The night air was punctuated 1.3714 0.05783 105 72 27 6
1107 . . Absinthe. 1.3714 0.06091 105 74 23 8
1108 Look Gladys, the moon is full and winking. That is our cue to have sex again! 1.3712 0.05313 132 92 31 9
1109 It's at times like this that I feel a deep connection with the universe. 1.3712 0.04976 132 89 37 6
1110 I told you this Cab would pair nicely with mushrooms. 1.3712 0.05421 132 93 29 10
1111 I think we should stop chasing the shrooms with red wine. 1.3711 0.06606 97 70 18 9
1112 The moon is full of it tonight. 1.3711 0.06099 97 67 24 6
1113 Happens every time I sing 'When the Moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie' 1.3711 0.05012 159 113 33 13
1114 The emoji moon only appears when irony is wane. 1.3710 0.05779 124 89 24 11
1115 That's a sure indication that I'll soon have to wake-up. 1.3707 0.05548 116 80 29 7
1116 I think Elon Musk has too much money... 1.3707 0.05681 116 81 27 8
1117 Yeah, the it's-finally-over smile everyone is talking about. 1.3707 0.05548 116 80 29 7
1118 Sure he’s smiling. Whose he going to catch the virus from? 1.3707 0.05411 116 79 31 6
1119 Uh, is he coming onto you 1.3704 0.04867 162 114 36 12
1120 You trust him? Ask him to show you his other side. 1.3704 0.05518 108 73 30 5
1121 That’s either a sign that everything’s going to be ok, or it’s letting us in on the secret that we’re totally screwed.” 1.3704 0.05673 108 74 28 6
1122 They say it's being doing this ever since Jan. 20 at noon. 1.3704 0.05359 108 72 32 4
1123 I don't think he's flirting he has a sty. 1.3701 0.05339 127 88 31 8
1124 Looks like the moon just discovered emojis. 1.3701 0.05099 127 86 35 6
1125 A rare gibbled moom? 1.3700 0.06301 100 71 21 8
1126 Looks like the man on the moon is a few glasses ahead of us. 1.3700 0.06301 100 71 21 8
1127 Yep, that confirms it. He's really is gone! 1.3697 0.06070 119 87 20 12
1128 How old was that bottle? 1.3697 0.05102 165 120 29 16
1129 And the universe smiled. 1.3696 0.05252 138 97 31 10
1130 Sarcasm is back. 1.3694 0.05713 111 77 27 7
1131 I’m glad he’s gone too. 1.3694 0.05568 111 76 29 6
1132 In about 8 minutes you're going to find out why I'm winking. 1.3691 0.04980 149 104 35 10
1133 ‘Wait... is he flirting with you?’ 1.3691 0.04888 149 103 37 9
1134 Why do I feel the moon knows something I don't? 1.3689 0.05852 103 71 26 6
1135 Full? More like smug. 1.3689 0.06013 103 72 24 7
1136 Thank God we moved to Canada . 1.3689 0.05484 122 85 29 8
1137 Is there no end to your old flames? 1.3684 0.05469 114 78 30 6
1138 Dammit! Even the moon knows we are up to no good! 1.3684 0.05469 114 78 30 6
1139 You dated the MOON? 1.3684 0.05325 114 77 32 5
1140 He's flirting with you but I hear he's looney. 1.3684 0.06359 95 67 21 7
1141 Don’t look directly at the emoji. 1.3684 0.06359 95 67 21 7
1142 ♪ It's only an emoji moon Sailing over a twitter sea But it wouldn't be make believe If you believed in me. ♪ 1.3684 0.05879 114 81 24 9
1143 She still has that “come hither” look for Buzz Aldrin. 1.3684 0.05492 133 95 27 11
1144 Oh man, I think those edibles just kicked in. 1.3684 0.06532 95 68 19 8
1145 Don't worry. He's just going though a phase. 1.3684 0.06359 95 67 21 7
1146 I always suspected I was special. 1.3684 0.05996 95 65 25 5
1147 Maybe the astrologers were onto something after all. 1.3684 0.06180 95 66 23 6
1148 I've really had too much wine. 1.3684 0.05746 114 80 26 8
1149 Is it the wine, or is the Moon like totally flirting with me? 1.3684 0.05806 95 64 27 4
1150 What did you say we were drinking? 1.3679 0.05738 106 73 27 6
1151 Everything is beginning to look like an emoji. 1.3679 0.05738 106 73 27 6
1152 When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's emoji... 1.3679 0.05893 106 74 25 7
1153 Are you winkin what I'm winkin? 1.3679 0.05580 106 72 29 5
1154 I think this winking thing is just a phase he’s in. 1.3679 0.05893 106 74 25 7
1155 It's very rare- an emoji moon 1.3679 0.06190 106 76 21 9
1156 Who knew? It’s a Democrat. 1.3679 0.06190 106 76 21 9
1157 My 4th glass. You? 1.3673 0.05872 98 67 26 5
1158 Maybe those weren't Portabellos 1.3673 0.06220 98 69 22 7
1159 Ok Moon you were supposed to set a romantic mood not flirt with my wife. 1.3673 0.05872 98 67 26 5
1160 So this is Amore... pretty underwhelming. 1.3673 0.06048 98 68 24 6
1161 Honey maybe we should close that moon roof on the camper. 1.3672 0.05750 128 93 23 12
1162 I'd feel better if I understood the joke. 1.3672 0.05305 128 89 31 8
1163 It's like he knows something we don't about 2021... 1.3670 0.05779 109 76 26 7
1164 We won't do anything he hasn't already seen. 1.3670 0.05478 109 74 30 5
1165 A rare glimpse of the Wynken, Blynken, and Nod crater 1.3670 0.05925 109 77 24 8
1166 This is what I get for getting the wine from a gas station 1.3670 0.05779 109 76 26 7
1167 Oh god, who else knows? 1.3670 0.05925 109 77 24 8
1168 Maybe it's the rosé talking, but I swear that giant emoji looks just like the moon. 1.3667 0.06601 90 64 19 7
1169 Maybe it was 1 teaspoon of CBD oil not 1 cup 1.3663 0.05755 101 69 27 5
1170 And you wouldn’t believe what that jumping cow did next... 1.3663 0.06089 101 71 23 7
1171 What's in this wine? I swear the moon just winked at me. 1.3663 0.05924 101 70 25 6
1172 He’s just happy not to be on earth . 1.3663 0.06249 101 72 21 8
1173 So this is life without a tyrannical ruler? 1.3663 0.05580 101 68 29 4
1174 I take it as a sign we're both expected to 'get lucky.' 1.3662 0.05143 142 100 32 10
1175 Apparently we're going to be okay 1.3661 0.05672 112 78 27 7
1176 I guess it’s going through a flirty phase 1.3661 0.05229 112 75 33 4
1177 Is he coming on to you? 1.3661 0.05229 112 75 33 4
1178 I never did trust the man in the moon 1.3661 0.05672 112 78 27 7
1179 Is it the wine or my decades of texting? 1.3659 0.05569 123 87 27 9
1180 I can't tell if that is a things are getting better smile or a gotcha smirk. 1.3659 0.05569 123 87 27 9
1181 It’s OK. He’s discreet. 1.3657 0.05029 134 92 35 7
1182 No, that does not mean I slept with Carol last night! 1.3656 0.06264 93 65 22 6
1183 These satellite designers are just mocking us now. 1.3656 0.06074 93 64 24 5
1184 See, Honey, even the Man in the Moon says we should do it. 1.3654 0.06417 104 76 18 10
1185 The true Chinese mission was to put the first emoji in space. 1.3654 0.06120 104 74 22 8
1186 Is that the Flirtatious Moon or the Inside Joke Moon? 1.3654 0.05806 104 72 26 6
1187 The moon is supposed to stay neutral, but I think he's letting us know, he's happy about Biden.😁 1.3654 0.06120 104 74 22 8
1188 Do you ever feel like the universe is trying to tell you something? 1.3654 0.05806 104 72 26 6
1189 Trust me. He'll disappear on you at least once a month. 1.3652 0.05430 115 79 30 6
1190 You think we were seen? 1.3652 0.05837 115 82 24 9
1191 I think he's hitting on you 1.3652 0.05430 115 79 30 6
1192 The moon is so happy Trump left he is smiling 1.3651 0.05702 126 91 24 11
1193 Maybe it's the Absinthe talking, but the moon just said you're gay. 1.3650 0.04955 137 94 36 7
1194 The latest e-moonji? 1.3650 0.05470 137 99 26 12
1195 See? The right choice really was Biden. 1.3650 0.05567 137 100 24 13
1196 I get the impression he saw everything. 1.3649 0.04712 148 101 40 7
1197 Maybe those mushrooms weren't chanterelles. 1.3647 0.06870 85 61 17 7
1198 I really miss the days when God communicated with a burning bush or stone tablets 1.3647 0.06663 85 60 19 6
1199 It’s just an emoonji. 1.3646 0.05946 96 66 25 5
1200 When the moon winks its eye like a reply guy, that's emoji. 1.3646 0.05946 96 66 25 5
1201 Honey I swear I don't know her 1.3646 0.06127 96 67 23 6
1202 I never knew that being mooned would be so cheeky. 1.3646 0.06127 96 67 23 6
1203 Don’t pay attention to him, he believes the world revolves around him 1.3646 0.05946 96 66 25 5
1204 Here's looking at you, kid. 1.3645 0.05038 107 70 35 2
1205 This CBD-infused chardonnay really is something. 1.3645 0.06284 107 78 19 10
1206 A few more drinks and his dark side will come out 1.3645 0.05848 107 75 25 7
1207 Looks like it can't hold its Moonshine. 1.3645 0.05848 107 75 25 7
1208 I’m not sure, let’s click on it and see. 1.3644 0.05730 118 84 25 9
1209 Is he winking because he knows he's mooning us on the other side? 1.3644 0.05471 118 82 29 7
1210 I guess my text went through. 1.3644 0.05602 118 83 27 8
1211 I think the universe knows something that we don't. 1.3644 0.05059 118 79 35 4
1212 ‘I told you not to mix the Xanax with the Chardonnay.’ 1.3643 0.05036 129 88 35 6
1213 And that, Sheila, is the power of Space Force. 1.3643 0.04884 140 96 37 7
1214 I din't know. It just hit my eye like a big pizza pie. 1.3642 0.04856 162 115 35 12
1215 I think the man in the moon got Messenger. 1.3636 0.05880 110 78 24 8
1216 Now I know why they say not to take alcohol with this medication. 1.3636 0.06168 99 70 22 7
1217 I think he’s more than full. 1.3636 0.05505 121 85 28 8
1218 I think he's trying to tell us something. 1.3636 0.06168 99 70 22 7
1219 Is nothing private? 1.3636 0.05998 99 69 24 6
1220 Wow – I really have to cut back on my edibles.” 1.3636 0.06333 99 71 20 8
1221 By the light of the cynical moon, really? 1.3636 0.05505 121 85 28 8
1222 This whole emoji thing has gone too far, way too far. 1.3636 0.05589 110 76 28 6
1223 Are you sure you don’t know him? 1.3636 0.05998 99 69 24 6
1224 Can’t we go ANYWHERE without running into one of your ex’s? 1.3636 0.05512 132 95 26 11
1225 We really need to stop buying that box wine Barbara 1.3636 0.05512 132 95 26 11
1226 Whose bright idea was it to stare directly at the sun? 1.3636 0.05407 132 94 28 10
1227 Walmart has really gone too far with the marketing campaign this time 1.3636 0.05824 99 68 26 5
1228 And that's why I like absinthe. 1.3631 0.05044 157 113 31 13
1229 Does he have to flirt with you right in front of me? 1.3630 0.05321 135 96 29 10
1230 Ah the full-of-itself moon tonight. 1.3630 0.04773 135 91 39 5
1231 I love a flirtatious moon. 1.3629 0.05035 124 84 35 5
1232 is this Merlot or Absinthe? 1.3629 0.05289 124 86 31 7
1233 What’s he implying? 1.3629 0.05289 124 86 31 7
1234 I hope this flirting is just a phase. 1.3628 0.05631 113 79 27 7
1235 And how long has this been going on, Steve? 1.3628 0.05769 113 80 25 8
1236 The Inaugural Moon is celebrating us! 1.3627 0.05877 102 71 25 6
1237 I'm already full, but bottoms up, you two. 1.3627 0.05709 102 70 27 5
1238 Play along, he thinks we're Blinken and Nod. 1.3627 0.06040 102 72 23 7
1239 That’s not “amoré,” that’s moon lust. 1.3627 0.06040 102 72 23 7
1240 I'm glad we can't see it's dark side. 1.3627 0.06040 102 72 23 7
1241 Did RBG just wink at us? 1.3627 0.06198 102 73 21 8
1242 I'm having a hard time taking this night seriously 1.3626 0.06156 91 63 23 5
1243 When the moon hits your eye like a big creepy guy-that’s amore! 1.3626 0.06724 91 66 17 8
1244 God, it seems like we run into your lunatic ex everywhere we go. 1.3626 0.06351 91 64 21 6
1245 Honey, what's in the wine? 1.3626 0.06724 91 66 17 8
1246 Does this mean the song should go ‘When the moon winks it’s eye as you’re drinking your wine, that’s amore’? 1.3626 0.06351 91 64 21 6
1247 Maybe we should have skipped those wild mushrooms 1.3622 0.05553 127 91 26 10
1248 He's not wearing a mask, Karen! 1.3621 0.05530 116 81 28 7
1249 Good night moon 1.3621 0.05795 116 83 24 9
1250 None for me, thank you - I'm full. 1.3621 0.05795 116 83 24 9
1251 That's my wing-moon. 1.3619 0.06071 105 75 22 8
1252 Next time, put in less vermouth. 1.3619 0.05761 105 73 26 6
1253 When you promised me the moon, I didn't think you meant it that way! 1.3619 0.05761 105 73 26 6
1254 Let’s both look up from the screen at the same time and see if it goes away. 1.3619 0.05918 105 74 24 7
1255 What makes you think I'm hoping to get lucky tonight? 1.3619 0.06071 105 75 22 8
1256 Tomorrow we quit. 1.3619 0.05600 105 72 28 5
1257 Do you think emojis preceded us? 1.3619 0.05761 105 73 26 6
1258 He knows more than he’s telling 1.3617 0.06209 94 66 22 6
1259 You know how you can tell Big Tech is out of control? The Lunamoji. 1.3617 0.05829 94 64 26 4
1260 When did they rebrand the moon? 1.3617 0.06209 94 66 22 6
1261 why didn’t the lazy eye thing ever come up in science class? 1.3617 0.06567 94 68 18 8
1262 Seems to be full of himself tonight. 1.3615 0.05238 130 91 31 8
1263 When did Amazon acquire the moon? 1.3614 0.06980 83 60 16 7
1264 Am I drunk or is that emoji really huge? 1.3613 0.05434 119 83 29 7
1265 Perhaps he'd like to join us and bring some cheese. 1.3611 0.05497 108 74 29 5
1266 This blue moon seems to be rather chipper, don't you think? 1.3609 0.05156 133 93 32 8
1267 Who cares? I'm gonna drink until Trump is gone. 1.3608 0.06250 97 69 21 7
1268 Does he mean that the moon landing was a hoax? 1.3608 0.05896 97 67 25 5
1269 So..where's the Nod..? 1.3608 0.06075 97 68 23 6
1270 Uh-oh. He's knows something we don't know. 1.3608 0.06250 97 69 21 7
1271 Well, it's better than that shocked emoji last month. 1.3607 0.05342 122 85 30 7
1272 Please tell me you put something in my drink. 1.3607 0.05468 122 86 28 8
1273 Oh, that’s my late husband. He likes to watch. 1.3605 0.05103 147 105 31 11
1274 Frankly, the novelty is waning on me. 1.3604 0.05694 111 78 26 7
1275 It almost makes you think the universe has some big secret we don’t even know about. 1.3604 0.05399 111 76 30 5
1276 If it's like this tomorrow, we're leaving. 1.3603 0.04745 136 92 39 5
1277 I've got the uncanny feeling the universe has something in store for us. 1.3600 0.05599 100 68 28 4
1278 I think we’ve had enough wine!” 1.3600 0.05777 100 69 26 5
1279 This vintage speaks to me in so many ways. 1.3600 0.05255 125 87 31 7
1280 So, that lunatic was just a practical joke? 1.3600 0.06594 100 74 16 10
1281 Ever since the iPhone, things haven't really been the same. 1.3600 0.05949 100 70 24 6
1282 I can't tell: Is he encouraging us or making fun of us? 1.3600 0.05376 125 88 29 8
1283 It looks like you bring all your dates here. 1.3600 0.05949 100 70 24 6
1284 Art imitates life. Life imitates emojis 1.3600 0.05376 125 88 29 8
1285 If I say 'nudge nudge,' will it get me anywhere? 1.3597 0.04680 139 94 40 5
1286 I KNEW it! it's all been a joke 1.3596 0.05590 114 80 27 7
1287 I AM NOT jealous. He's hitting on the entire planet. 1.3596 0.05727 114 81 25 8
1288 Apparently, there's more to the moon than meets the eye. 1.3596 0.05449 114 79 29 6
1289 Hey! Quit hitting on my girlfriend. 1.3596 0.05449 114 79 29 6
1290 I can't compete with that. He's so hot. 1.3596 0.05727 114 81 25 8
1291 How much have we had? 1.3596 0.06240 89 62 22 5
1292 It's hard to tell from my perspective, but is he winking for me or for you? 1.3594 0.05516 128 92 26 10
1293 Guess he was first in line for the vaccine. 1.3594 0.05516 128 92 26 10
1294 She has a boyfriend! 1.3594 0.05171 128 89 32 7
1295 Yeah, between us, he was a true lunatic, but he's gone! 1.3592 0.05991 103 73 23 7
1296 We're not alone, honey. 1.3592 0.05830 103 72 25 6
1297 None for him. He’s full. 1.3592 0.06148 103 74 21 8
1298 It is customary to plant seeds of doubt during the winking moon. 1.3592 0.05991 103 73 23 7
1299 I knew that Space Force thing was more than just for show. 1.3592 0.05991 103 73 23 7
1300 Did that "F'ing Moon just wink at you? 1.3590 0.05491 117 82 28 7
1301 The sun thinks YOU’RE hot! 1.3587 0.06294 92 65 21 6
1302 Ever since we started drinking cannabis infused wine I see things in a new light. 1.3587 0.06481 92 66 19 7
1303 Where did you find this wine, again? 1.3587 0.06101 92 64 23 5
1304 I’d propose, but I’m waiting for a sign. 1.3587 0.06101 92 64 23 5
1305 I expected God to be a little more mysterious. 1.3585 0.05558 106 73 28 5
1306 When the stars wink at me I wink back. This, I'm not so sure. 1.3583 0.05265 120 83 31 6
1307 Um, Do you two know each other? 1.3583 0.04850 120 80 37 3
1308 Clearly the universe doesn't show "benign indifference" to everyone. 1.3583 0.05397 120 84 29 7
1309 This wine is definitely more than 5.5% alcohol... 1.3582 0.05014 134 93 34 7
1310 I am happy to celebrate the end of dry January, but maybe we overdid it. 1.3582 0.05339 134 96 28 10
1311 Looks pretty happy even though the place has no atmosphere. 1.3582 0.05339 134 96 28 10
1312 Drink up, the asteroid comes Tuesday. 1.3581 0.04795 148 103 37 8
1313 Might not be the moon at all; could be a wise-ass UFO! 1.3578 0.05456 109 75 29 5
1314 Guess he has no problem with social distancing. 1.3578 0.05905 109 78 23 8
1315 The Inauguration must have gone off without a hitch and we can now return to civilization. 1.3578 0.06186 109 80 19 10
1316 Were you just mooned? 1.3578 0.05456 109 75 29 5
1317 We’re being mooned! 1.3578 0.05298 109 74 31 4
1318 It's either the wine, or the moon is flirting with me again. 1.3577 0.05307 123 86 30 7
1319 This is a Cabernet, right? 1.3577 0.05256 137 98 29 10
1320 It’s a flirting moon. 1.3571 0.06197 98 70 21 7
1321 Should we share our drink with him? 1.3571 0.05508 112 78 28 6
1322 Should I be jealous? 1.3571 0.05208 112 76 32 4
1323 We are celebrating Biden - Harris too. 1.3571 0.05793 112 80 24 8
1324 I guess he wants us to guess if he is Blue or Harvest 1.3571 0.05360 112 77 30 5
1325 He must have watched the inauguration, too. 1.3571 0.05275 140 101 28 11
1326 It's not waxing or waning. It's bird-doggin' chicks. 1.3571 0.05664 98 67 27 4
1327 See? She thinks you're cute, too. 1.3571 0.05652 112 79 26 7
1328 Am I Moonstruck, or is it hitting on you? 1.3571 0.06197 98 70 21 7
1329 At least someone gets my jokes out here. 1.3571 0.05076 140 99 32 9
1330 Well, now you probably know why I asked you out here. 1.3567 0.04519 157 108 42 7
1331 We didn't ask for your approval! 1.3566 0.05138 129 90 32 7
1332 I wonder if it looks that way at your place. 1.3566 0.04897 129 88 36 5
1333 If he nudges, I'm out of here! 1.3566 0.05138 129 90 32 7
1334 What app did we just enter? 1.3565 0.05818 115 83 23 9
1335 See? Even the universe can't send messages using full sentences. 1.3565 0.05268 115 79 31 5
1336 It must be a partial eclipse 1.3565 0.05268 115 79 31 5
1337 Did you just hear a ping? 1.3564 0.05901 101 71 24 6
1338 Yep, I see it too. 1.3564 0.05555 101 69 28 4
1339 That full moon is half drunk. 1.3564 0.05901 101 71 24 6
1340 It doesn't seem like a big pizza pie to me 1.3563 0.06535 87 62 19 6
1341 I knew we shouldn't have stored the wine next to the radiator. 1.3561 0.05498 132 96 25 11
1342 Look, I didn’t come all the way out here to “Have a Nice Day” 1.3561 0.05060 132 92 33 7
1343 That's amore? 1.3559 0.05180 118 81 32 5
1344 So,that side of mushrooms tonight... 1.3559 0.05180 118 81 32 5
1345 You always think someone is making a move on you when you drink Beth 1.3559 0.05453 118 83 28 7
1346 You don't suppose he was watching last night when we were in the hot tub? 1.3558 0.06098 104 75 21 8
1347 Don't flatter yourself. 1.3558 0.05620 104 72 27 5
1348 I think our space program needs an audit. 1.3558 0.05278 104 70 31 3
1349 I think we were just mooned ! 1.3556 0.05094 135 95 32 8
1350 I think he takes a shine to you. 1.3556 0.06382 90 64 20 6
1351 The poop emoji was less ambiguous. 1.3554 0.05852 121 89 21 11
1352 He is like that since Georges Méliès crashed a spaceship in his eye".. 1.3554 0.05360 121 85 29 7
1353 You sure the lady at the store said this was red wine? 1.3551 0.05827 107 76 24 7
1354 I think this is the hey diddle diddle side? 1.3551 0.05673 107 75 26 6
1355 I've seen the way you look at him. 1.3548 0.06777 93 69 15 9
1356 Is it smiling or laughing at us? 1.3548 0.06238 93 66 21 6
1357 Where’s your mask? 1.3548 0.05851 93 64 25 4
1358 When did you say you last saw the moon? 1.3548 0.05146 124 86 32 6
1359 It’s just a silly phase he’s going through. 1.3548 0.06047 93 65 23 5
1360 Looks like he started without us but I bet he‘s up for a nightcap. 1.3548 0.06422 93 67 19 7
1361 INAUGURATION DAY! 1.3545 0.06001 110 80 21 9
1362 It’s the playful side of the moon.” 1.3542 0.05920 96 67 24 5
1363 Must you always be so jealous? He's the one who's flirting with me. 1.3542 0.05165 144 104 29 11
1364 He acts so smug. No COVID. No divided country. Just an occasional meteor strike. I'd trade places." 1.3542 0.06279 96 69 20 7
1365 I know this may sound a little strange but I think he's winking at me. 1.3542 0.05920 96 67 24 5
1366 So, Walmart got the lunar franchise, eh? 1.3542 0.06102 96 68 22 6
1367 Look, the moon is high 1.3540 0.05886 113 82 22 9
1368 Let's hope his being this creepy is just a phase. 1.3540 0.05322 113 78 30 5
1369 I'm glad we're taking this break from social media. 1.3540 0.05611 113 80 26 7
1370 Really? You're not seeing any expression at all? What about the tongue thing a few seconds ago? 1.3540 0.05750 113 81 24 8
1371 that’s a rather cheeky full moon. 1.3538 0.05335 130 93 28 9
1372 No it’s not a waning moon. It’s a winking moon. 1.3535 0.05974 99 70 23 6
1373 I told you it was a man in the moon. 1.3535 0.06144 99 71 21 7
1374 Even the moon is happy it's 2021 1.3535 0.05432 99 67 29 3
1375 I thought we were trying to escape social media up here. 1.3535 0.05799 99 69 25 5
1376 I don't care who he is; I hate when guys flirt with you. 1.3535 0.06144 99 71 21 7
1377 It's not quite full; maybe a winking gibbous. In any case, that's amore. 1.3535 0.05974 99 70 23 6
1378 See- Even the moon is happy Biden is President! 1.3535 0.06471 99 73 17 9
1379 I thought we were being painfully discreet. 1.3534 0.05373 116 81 29 6
1380 I'm convinced I saw a nod too! 1.3534 0.05373 116 81 29 6
1381 Sure, it adds much-needed levity, but I miss the old phases. 1.3534 0.05231 116 80 31 5
1382 We’re in for another messed-up year, aren’t we? 1.3529 0.05685 102 71 26 5
1383 Lisa, do you have an ex we need to talk about? 1.3529 0.05672 119 86 24 9
1384 Let me punctuate that thought. 1.3529 0.06017 102 73 22 7
1385 Must have stardust in his eye. 1.3529 0.05415 119 84 28 7
1386 I guess it's a high acid Riesling. 1.3529 0.05282 119 83 30 6
1387 NOW do you believe me that we're living in a simulation? 1.3529 0.05274 136 98 28 10
1388 I've never heard of a "winking gibbous". 1.3524 0.06049 105 76 21 8
1389 That's what a full moon looks like after a few glasses of wine. 1.3523 0.05836 88 60 25 3
1390 Can you be any cheesier? 1.3520 0.05594 125 91 24 10
1391 I swear to God I don't know what it means by that. 1.3519 0.05474 108 75 28 5
1392 I think it's the Full of it Moon. 1.3519 0.05314 108 74 30 4
1393 If it's ever a thumbs down, we're toast. 1.3519 0.05630 108 76 26 6
1394 He's got the cheese. He thinks we've come with the wine. 1.3519 0.05474 108 75 28 5
1395 I swear I didn’t know he was gonna be here 1.3519 0.06074 108 79 20 9
1396 Well, this is awkward 1.3519 0.05782 108 77 24 7
1397 The moon is awfully full of himself tonight, don’t you think Janet 1.3519 0.05314 108 74 30 4
1398 What a smug omen. 1.3516 0.06514 91 66 18 7
1399 It's January 20th. You can set with both eyes closed now. 1.3516 0.06323 91 65 20 6
1400 Is it just me or has the moon gotten a lot snarkier since Covid began. 1.3516 0.06127 91 64 22 5
1401 Didn't I tell you the sunset on inauguration day would be special! 1.3516 0.05500 128 93 25 10
1402 Is there something you need to tell me? 1.3514 0.05061 148 107 30 11
1403 Maybe its just the wine, but that's the biggest emoji I've ever seen. 1.3514 0.05816 111 80 23 8
1404 I'm on the fence, Ethel, but I'm leaning toward this not boding well. 1.3514 0.05673 111 79 25 7
1405 Either he's giving us his blessing or a bit of space junk got in his eye. 1.3514 0.05673 111 79 25 7
1406 I wish the Man in the Moon was more discreet 1.3511 0.05410 131 95 26 10
1407 Do you think he's mocking us or just has something in his eye? 1.3511 0.05301 131 94 28 9
1408 So much for 2021 being better 1.3511 0.05801 94 65 25 4
1409 Kind of cheesy, if you ask me. 1.3511 0.05801 94 65 25 4
1410 From crop circles to emojis? Aliens are getting plain lazy. 1.3511 0.05995 94 66 23 5
1411 Where did you get those mushrooms in the beef stroganoff we just ate? 1.3509 0.05570 114 81 26 7
1412 He thinks he's so cool - it was only a partial eclipse! 1.3509 0.05284 114 79 30 5
1413 Am I drunk or is that guy flirting with you? 1.3509 0.05708 114 82 24 8
1414 Is it winking at us or is there an asteroid in its eye? 1.3505 0.05684 97 67 26 4
1415 Is there no one that you won’t flirt with ? 1.3505 0.06050 97 69 22 6
1416 I thought that a full moon emoji would be more risque 1.3505 0.06050 97 69 22 6
1417 Well, I think this proves intelligent design. 1.3505 0.05870 97 68 24 5
1418 Remember the days when the man in the moon wasn’t getting fresh? 1.3505 0.05292 97 65 30 2
1419 It's in the 'Waxing Emoji' phase. 1.3504 0.05335 117 82 29 6
1420 That reminds me. I need to charge my phone. 1.3504 0.05195 117 81 31 5
1421 That’s my wife! You sun of a... 1.3504 0.05735 117 85 23 9
1422 I guess the Chinese probe worked. 1.3504 0.05605 117 84 25 8
1423 Well, it’s flirting with one of us, but damned if I know who. 1.3500 0.05389 100 68 29 3
1424 This emo-gin is powerful stuff. 1.3500 0.05752 100 70 25 5
1425 What makes you think he's winking at you? 1.3500 0.06093 100 72 21 7
1426 What did you say you put in this wine? 1.3500 0.05573 100 69 27 4
1427 Did you say this was an indica or a sativa? 1.3500 0.06093 100 72 21 7
1428 I think it’s mooning us. 1.3497 0.04888 143 101 34 8
1429 He's winking at me Mabel, you think he's gay? 1.3496 0.05288 123 87 29 7
1430 The Man in the Moon seems unusually happy tonight ! 1.3495 0.05640 103 72 26 5
1431 Goodnight Humankind! 1.3495 0.06279 103 76 18 9
1432 I thought the idea was to get away from social networking for a week. 1.3495 0.05806 103 73 24 6
1433 The Universe Rejoices! 1.3495 0.06125 103 75 20 8
1434 I've often wondered if the whole human race was some kind of joke. 1.3495 0.05468 103 71 28 4
1435 Adam, Eve, it's Me again. I'm so sorry. I meant to select the ☀️ emoji. 1.3495 0.05640 103 72 26 5
1436 I know I should warn him to stop flirting with you but he’s a billion trillion times my mass 1.3495 0.05640 103 72 26 5
1437 I swear we're just friends. 1.3494 0.06283 83 58 21 4
1438 Elon Musk has gone too far. 1.3491 0.06149 106 78 19 9
1439 But what if he’s winking at both of us? 1.3491 0.05694 106 75 25 6
1440 Maybe it is too early to start drinking. 1.3491 0.05694 106 75 25 6
1441 The moon just winked at me to go ahead and kiss her. 1.3491 0.05369 106 73 29 4
1442 I think we need to open another bottle. 1.3491 0.05850 106 76 23 7
1443 I wonder what we did. 1.3491 0.05850 106 76 23 7
1444 Which one of us is he flirting with? 1.3491 0.05369 106 73 29 4
1445 Remember when sexting was more private? 1.3491 0.05369 106 73 29 4
1446 Sometimes I look up at the night sky and wonder if existence is a computer simulation. 1.3491 0.05694 106 75 25 6
1447 Do you want to see the dark side of the moon? 1.3488 0.05121 129 91 31 7
1448 When the edibles hit 1.3488 0.05464 129 94 25 10
1449 I think he likes you. 1.3486 0.05111 109 74 32 3
1450 I think my son just hacked the sky. 1.3486 0.06026 109 80 20 9
1451 I used to like Banksy. 1.3486 0.06026 109 80 20 9
1452 Good grief--even the moon has an emoji! 1.3485 0.04927 132 92 34 6
1453 Climate Change? It's hard to tell if that's the light at the end of the tunnel 1.3483 0.06210 89 63 21 5
1454 I see you've been forwarding the Bernie memes. 1.3483 0.06210 89 63 21 5
1455 I thought it was cheese, but it turns out the moon is made of cheesiness. 1.3482 0.05486 112 79 27 6
1456 Honey, I think we nailed happy hour! 1.3482 0.05338 112 78 29 5
1457 It must be the "New Mood Moon"... It only appears on the first full moon after January 20th every 4 to 8 years. 1.3481 0.04967 135 95 33 7
1458 You feel anything yet? I think I might. 1.3478 0.06072 92 65 22 5
1459 At this point, nothing surprises me. 1.3478 0.05929 115 85 20 10
1460 I was hoping for an unironic sunset. 1.3478 0.05390 115 81 28 6
1461 Michael you said no one would find out about us. 1.3478 0.06454 92 67 18 7
1462 Thank you, Space Force. 1.3478 0.06266 92 66 20 6
1463 I love that other men still flirt with you. 1.3478 0.05665 92 63 26 3
1464 When you hit the moon in the eye with a big pizza pie... 1.3478 0.04786 138 96 36 6
1465 Is it just me or is the moon also drunk? 1.3478 0.05799 115 84 22 9
1466 I think she's telling us that she is the woman in the moon." 1.3475 0.05031 141 101 31 9
1467 I liked it before it learned how to text. 1.3475 0.05565 118 85 25 8
1468 You said you've never been up here before. 1.3475 0.05160 118 82 31 5
1469 Tell me there's Acid in the wine. 1.3475 0.05298 118 83 29 6
1470 So, what was the big deal about the brown acid anyway? 1.3475 0.04720 118 79 37 2
1471 Our drinks must be real strong. 1.3475 0.05565 118 85 25 8
1472 I say we watch a rerun of Moonstruck tonight. 1.3475 0.05160 118 82 31 5
1473 I'm overcome with emoji 1.3474 0.06128 95 68 21 6
1474 Haven't you ever seen an emoonji before? 1.3474 0.06483 95 70 17 8
1475 No, he's definitely trying to hit on me! 1.3474 0.06128 95 68 21 6
1476 I have to admit, I always found that GIF a bit ambiguous. 1.3474 0.05943 95 67 23 5
1477 He looks like he got lucky last night 1.3474 0.05751 95 66 25 4
1478 I'm not sure what the moon is trying to say with that emoji. 1.3474 0.06308 95 69 19 7
1479 I need this as my zoom background. 1.3472 0.05151 144 105 28 11
1480 Where's his mask? 1.3471 0.05211 121 85 30 6
1481 I think he wants you to moon him back. 1.3469 0.05998 98 70 22 6
1482 What does it know that we don't? I hope it's not another 2020... 1.3469 0.05447 98 67 28 3
1483 Do you know this sky? 1.3469 0.05820 98 69 24 5
1484 Why do I get the feeling that we’re still being watched? 1.3469 0.05820 98 69 24 5
1485 Wink all you want, Mr. Moon. You still need to wear a mask! 1.3469 0.06340 98 72 18 8
1486 It just hasn't been the same since they replaced the moon with emoticons. 1.3469 0.05820 98 69 24 5
1487 I think I've been spending too much time on social media... 1.3468 0.04997 124 86 33 5
1488 I love Oregon. 1.3468 0.05127 124 87 31 6
1489 Better than last night with the clown hat, dollar sign eyes and tongue out. 1.3465 0.06361 101 75 17 9
1490 I told you 2021 would be better. 1.3465 0.05529 101 70 27 4
1491 So he's flirting. There's nothing you can do. 1.3465 0.05529 101 70 27 4
1492 Just call me “Emoonji” 1.3465 0.05705 101 71 25 5
1493 Whatever you may be feeling right now, remember, it's just a phase. 1.3465 0.06204 101 74 19 8
1494 Honestly, it’s starting to make me uncomfortable how he looks at you. 1.3465 0.05529 101 70 27 4
1495 Waxing... waning... winking? 1.3465 0.05705 101 71 25 5
1496 I think we should stick to wine from now on. 1.3465 0.05047 127 89 32 6
1497 Am I just projecting, or are you feeling it too? 1.3465 0.04921 127 88 34 5
1498 When you said you had a past, I had no idea it was so extensive. 1.3462 0.05760 104 74 24 6
1499 I completely forgot that happy hour starts 2 hours earlier here. 1.3462 0.05920 104 75 22 7
1500 Looks like Mr. Moon is FULL of it tonight ! 1.3462 0.05089 130 92 31 7
1501 Tell me again why you've been coming out here every night? 1.3462 0.05595 104 73 26 5
1502 I was hoping we'd finally get some time alone... 1.3462 0.05251 104 71 30 3
1503 I thought you were over the moon. 1.3462 0.06227 104 77 18 9
1504 Not the most romantic moon I've ever seen. 1.3459 0.05011 133 94 32 7
1505 Friend of yours? 1.3458 0.05650 107 76 25 6
1506 The Don" is gone 1.3458 0.05804 107 77 23 7
1507 When you look at a screen all day, everything seems look like an emoji. 1.3458 0.05650 107 76 25 6
1508 Check it out ... after four years we finally have a change from the pile of poo emoji! 1.3455 0.05694 110 79 24 7
1509 OMG, the Universe IS a Hologram 1.3455 0.05694 110 79 24 7
1510 Do you get the feeling God has a sense of humor? 1.3455 0.05236 110 76 30 4
1511 Is it still amore if it hits its own eye? 1.3455 0.05236 110 76 30 4
1512 This new moon is pretty charismatic. 1.3455 0.05546 110 78 26 6
1513 This whole emoji fad is getting out of hand... 1.3452 0.06879 84 62 15 7
1514 Well of course HE liked your joke — it was cheesy. 1.3451 0.05446 113 80 27 6
1515 This month we’re having the rare ‘snark moon’. 1.3448 0.06296 87 62 20 5
1516 It may just be cosmic dust. 1.3448 0.05210 116 81 30 5
1517 Global warming. 1.3448 0.06011 116 87 18 11
1518 It’s going to be alternating with the blue moon. They’re calling it the emoticon moon. 1.3444 0.06153 90 64 21 5
1519 Maybe we should stay sober, in case... 1.3444 0.05733 90 62 25 3
1520 That's amore? Where's the pizza 1.3444 0.06352 90 65 19 6
1521 Do you ever have a feeling your entire life is just the punchline of God’s joke? 1.3444 0.06352 90 65 19 6
1522 This wine is stronger than I thought. 1.3444 0.06546 90 66 17 7
1523 We came all this way to see an emoji? 1.3444 0.06917 90 68 13 9
1524 I may be texting too much. 1.3444 0.06917 90 68 13 9
1525 I miss the old Man in the Moon - no fear of potential sarcasm or troubling innuendos. 1.3443 0.05043 122 85 32 5
1526 I told you not to howl at the moon! 1.3443 0.05305 122 87 28 7
1527 So this is the other man? 1.3441 0.05821 93 65 24 4
1528 Look, it's a clear sign that the moon is comfortably in the seventh house and that love, well, love will steer the stars. 1.3441 0.06209 93 67 20 6
1529 Now, maybe you'll believe I flew the space shuttle. 1.3441 0.05616 93 64 26 3
1530 With god as my witness I’ll never drink home brand wine again’ 1.3440 0.05460 125 91 25 9
1531 Merlot and Ketamine are not a good combination, Janice. 1.3438 0.06075 96 69 21 6
1532 Remember, it's just a reflection of the sun winking at us. 1.3438 0.05892 96 68 23 5
1533 Just what proof IS this wine, anyway? 1.3438 0.06075 96 69 21 6
1534 Maybe it's the wine, but I can swear the Man in the Moon is flirting with me. 1.3438 0.05507 96 66 27 3
1535 Maybe we've had enough wine. 1.3438 0.06075 96 69 21 6
1536 I was going to propose, but I think this takes precedence. 1.3438 0.05507 96 66 27 3
1537 Have a nice day. If you know what I mean. 1.3438 0.06253 96 70 19 7
1538 He's the one who told me "It's always five o'clock somewhere." 1.3438 0.05702 96 67 25 4
1539 Not what I meant when I said it'd be making a pass... 1.3438 0.06075 96 69 21 6
1540 In hindsight, making the moon into a giant emoji probably wasn't the best use of government funds. 1.3434 0.05591 99 69 26 4
1541 Personally, I prefer a blue moon. 1.3434 0.05772 99 70 24 5
1542 Space Force went too far with the new logo. 1.3434 0.05772 99 70 24 5
1543 Is he winking or does he have an asteroid in his eye? 1.3434 0.06119 99 72 20 7
1544 These graffiti artists are getting out of control. 1.3434 0.06119 99 72 20 7
1545 ...and to the east is Jeff Bezos's wax sculpture. 1.3433 0.05308 134 98 26 10
1546 I'd be more worried if it was ;-) 1.3431 0.05659 102 72 25 5
1547 The sun keeps getting hotter and hotter and now she’s hitting on hikers. 1.3431 0.06152 102 75 19 8
1548 Maybe edibles and wine are a bad combo. 1.3431 0.06308 102 76 17 9
1549 I thought you said you didn't know the moon. 1.3431 0.05828 102 73 23 6
1550 They weren't kidding when they said this was good moonshine. 1.3431 0.05016 137 98 31 8
1551 What’s in this drink? 1.3429 0.05714 105 75 24 6
1552 I must say you look beautiful in the emoji-light.” 1.3429 0.05211 105 72 30 3
1553 Sorry, it seems everyone knows I got lucky. 1.3429 0.06176 105 78 18 9
1554 I think it's called a "cheecky" moon. 1.3429 0.05714 105 75 24 6
1555 I'm beginning to doubt the moon's sincerity. 1.3426 0.05450 108 76 27 5
1556 There's a bad moon on the rise? You mean it's not " there's a bathroom on the right"? 1.3426 0.06052 108 80 19 9
1557 Is it just me, or does the moon seem more prosaic these days? 1.3423 0.05504 111 79 26 6
1558 Where did you say you got this wine? 1.3423 0.05198 111 77 30 4
1559 So much for a blue moon. 1.3423 0.05794 111 81 22 8
1560 What year did you say this Merlot was? 1.3423 0.05504 111 79 26 6
1561 What do you mean, "He's winking at you?" She is winking at me! 1.3423 0.05651 111 80 24 7
1562 Is there something going on between you two? 1.3423 0.05353 111 78 28 5
1563 How can people say there is a climate crisis? If only we had a sign from above... 1.3423 0.05353 111 78 28 5
1564 OK, I’m officially concerned—whether he’s winking at you, or me. 1.3421 0.05548 114 82 25 7
1565 He must have voted for Biden. 1.3421 0.05407 114 81 27 6
1566 Well this WAS romantic. 1.3421 0.05407 114 81 27 6
1567 You know how I always say 'I love you to the moon and back...?' 1.3419 0.05173 117 82 30 5
1568 Is it just me, or is the man in the moon a bit of a creep? 1.3417 0.04950 120 83 33 4
1569 They said you would get that emoji on the next update. 1.3417 0.05225 120 85 29 6
1570 The man in the moon has got something up his sleeve. 1.3415 0.06309 82 58 20 4
1571 I thought you said it was your first time here... 1.3415 0.06770 82 60 16 6
1572 They say a good moonbeam is best paired with a savory Merlot. 1.3415 0.05141 123 87 30 6
1573 Did you “like” the moon? 1.3413 0.05184 126 90 29 7
1574 I see you've not yet deleted your online profile. 1.3413 0.05060 126 89 31 6
1575 This whole emoji thing has really gotten out of hand 1.3412 0.06600 85 62 17 6
1576 Wow, without all the light pollution out here you can really see it IS amore when the moon hits your eye. 1.3412 0.06161 85 60 21 4
1577 Boy I sure do hope this is the wine 1.3412 0.06600 85 62 17 6
1578 I've heard you can tell it's a star if it twinkles, but I don't know what winking means. 1.3411 0.05220 129 93 28 8
1579 He just got up. That smile won't last. 1.3409 0.05802 88 61 24 3
1580 He's got a great eye. 1.3409 0.04908 132 93 33 6
1581 It's giving us a sign: semicolon parenthesis. 1.3409 0.06236 88 63 20 5
1582 Is there something you're not telling me? 1.3409 0.06442 88 64 18 6
1583 the stuff emojis are made of 1.3409 0.05359 132 97 25 10
1584 I know we haven't been outside since Covid began, but when did the man in the moon become an emoji? 1.3407 0.06294 91 66 19 6
1585 Even the moon is coming on to you. My fault for taking a trophy wife. 1.3407 0.06294 91 66 19 6
1586 He thinks he knows but he doesn't. 1.3407 0.06096 91 65 21 5
1587 I believe that’s a “waning emoji”. 1.3407 0.05893 91 64 23 4
1588 Something tells me 2021 might even eclipse last year. 1.3404 0.06154 94 68 20 6
1589 Maybe it's the opposite of a blue moon. 1.3404 0.05214 141 104 26 11
1590 No. I think it's just a tic. 1.3404 0.05568 94 65 26 3
1591 EVEN THE MAN IN THE MOON IS SMILING ABOUT JANUARY 20 1.3404 0.05770 94 66 24 4
1592 Calm down, he is winking at me 1.3404 0.04914 141 101 32 8
1593 I'm not even done with my first glass. 1.3404 0.06337 94 69 18 7
1594 I don't care if he is 238,000 miles away. I don't like it when a man winks at you. 1.3404 0.06154 94 68 20 6
1595 Hon, I swear I have never seen that moon before in my life!" 1.3404 0.05770 94 66 24 4
1596 Would you say a full or frisky moon? 1.3404 0.06337 94 69 18 7
1597 You know, according to quantum physics, there’s another parallel universe where the moon isn’t such a complete emoji douche bag. 1.3404 0.05965 94 67 22 5
1598 My faith is only stronger since God began speaking in emojis. 1.3402 0.06369 97 72 17 8
1599 I like it. 1.3402 0.06022 97 70 21 6
1600 It’s the pandemic WTF moon. 1.3402 0.05841 97 69 23 5
1601 This emoji thing has gone too far 1.3402 0.06022 97 70 21 6
1602 Now the universe is just messing with us. 1.3400 0.06067 100 73 20 7
1603 I'm no longer jealous. I'm truly impressed. 1.3400 0.06391 100 75 16 9
1604 What does he know that we don't? 1.3400 0.05898 100 72 22 6
1605 So the man in the moon is actually an emoji? 1.3400 0.05545 100 70 26 4
1606 He thinks we’re lunatics. 1.3400 0.05898 100 72 22 6
1607 You’re cheating on me, aren’t you!? 1.3398 0.05781 103 74 23 6
1608 You see, the last four years were just a celestial joke. 1.3398 0.05781 103 74 23 6
1609 I don't get it! Unchanged since the dawn of time. Then tonight it decides to wink at us? 1.3398 0.05441 103 72 27 4
1610 WOW. I always thought "The Man In The Moon" was just a Fairy Tale. 1.3398 0.05441 103 72 27 4
1611 Am I drunk and hallucinating or is it just the universe is happy to leave 2020 1.3398 0.05943 103 75 21 7
1612 Is it wine or moonshine? I can't really tell. Can you? 1.3396 0.05826 106 77 22 7
1613 Do you know him from somewhere? 1.3396 0.05343 106 74 28 4
1614 ‘ Are we having a senior moment or a millennial take over ?’ 1.3396 0.05509 106 75 26 5
1615 I thought you pulled the blinds 1.3394 0.05564 109 78 25 6
1616 So, when you said last night that you were "over the moon," I guess you were being literal . . . 1.3393 0.05160 112 78 30 4
1617 I'm sorry, but I couldn't afford 'Will you marry me?' 1.3391 0.05368 115 82 27 6
1618 Was that a wink? Wait for it...wait for it...here comes the nod. 1.3391 0.05076 115 80 31 4
1619 Strange how everything has changed. 1.3390 0.04995 118 82 32 4
1620 Yes, Dale, I still think winking is creepy. 1.3388 0.05055 121 85 31 5
1621 What kind of wine is this? 1.3387 0.05478 124 91 24 9
1622 Your dad really wasn't joking when he told me he is gonna keep an eye on me 24/7. 1.3387 0.04977 124 87 32 5
1623 I'm so glad we've decided to cut back on our Pandemic drinking. 1.3386 0.05027 127 90 31 6
1624 Oh, jeez, does he know something we don't know? 1.3386 0.04772 127 88 35 4
1625 Oh well, better than a sinister ‘unlike’ I guess… 1.3386 0.04901 127 89 33 5
1626 The sun also improvises. 1.3381 0.05060 139 101 29 9
1627 Is that the okay emoji or just kidding? 1.3380 0.07217 71 52 14 5
1628 When the moon winks an eye, that's emoji. 1.3377 0.07066 77 57 14 6
1629 You're just friends, right? 1.3373 0.06477 83 60 18 5
1630 Maybe we’ve taken this micro dosing too far...? 1.3373 0.06700 83 61 16 6
1631 Cheers, This is the last time the sun will set while Trump is president 1.3372 0.06535 86 63 17 6
1632 The tides are turning. 1.3372 0.06322 86 62 19 5
1633 Before this year I believed that 'old Devil moon' was just a song. 1.3372 0.05874 86 60 23 3
1634 The man in the moon knows we're having an affair 1.3372 0.06535 86 63 17 6
1635 Ok Elon, we get it. You’re an eccentric billionaire. 1.3372 0.06322 86 62 19 5
1636 I never thought we'd see the dark side. 1.3371 0.06381 89 65 18 6
1637 They say he always winks just before being eclipsed. It means: 'I shall return'." 1.3371 0.06381 89 65 18 6
1638 I’m just saying Mother Nature should have boundaries. 1.3371 0.05749 89 62 24 3
1639 Nice and full but the wink is slightly disturbing. 1.3371 0.06381 89 65 18 6
1640 Is it the wine, or is the Man in the Moon drunk? 1.3371 0.05967 89 63 22 4
1641 Maybe this is a sign we should limit screentime 1.3371 0.06177 89 64 20 5
1642 I feel like this is meant for the giant eggplant behind us. 1.3371 0.06578 89 66 16 7
1643 Didn’t know that when I looked into the abyss it would wink back. 1.3371 0.06177 89 64 20 5
1644 Should we nod, wave or moon? 1.3370 0.06608 92 69 15 8
1645 Am I crazy, or did the moon just reply, ' Goodnight, morons.' 1.3370 0.06041 92 66 21 5
1646 Don't you feel we spend too much time on our phones? 1.3370 0.06041 92 66 21 5
1647 Well, this certainly is "A dark side of the Moon! 1.3370 0.06236 92 67 19 6
1648 I told you hiking up the mountain with wine would be worth it. 1.3368 0.06280 95 70 18 7
1649 Sure beats the moon at the frat house we saw on the way here 1.3368 0.06099 95 69 20 6
1650 So now God's using emojis? 1.3368 0.06099 95 69 20 6
1651 I know it's all a cosmic joke. But I only get it when I'm drinking. 1.3368 0.06099 95 69 20 6
1652 See you on the other side. 1.3368 0.06099 95 69 20 6
1653 It may be sarcastic, but it beats getting mooned 1.3367 0.05607 98 69 25 4
1654 Am I drunk or is the moon hitting on me? 1.3367 0.06144 98 72 19 7
1655 Sally. Are you sure you didn't tell anyone about us? 1.3367 0.05607 98 69 25 4
1656 Aren't we supposed to pair WHITE wine with the moon in this phase? 1.3367 0.05013 98 66 31 1
1657 I really wish he wouldn't text while orbiting. 1.3367 0.05792 98 70 23 5
1658 ...did he say 'micro-dose' or 'MACRO-dose'... 1.3367 0.05607 98 69 25 4
1659 Make my day guys, Moon me! 1.3366 0.06178 101 75 18 8
1660 Such a cheesy smile. 1.3366 0.05849 101 73 22 6
1661 Do you ever get the feeling we're living in a Viagra commercial? 1.3366 0.05849 101 73 22 6
1662 I guess I was just hoping for one of the funny ones for the emoji-clypse. 1.3366 0.06178 101 75 18 8
1663 Hu, never seen a blue moon do THAT. 1.3366 0.06016 101 74 20 7
1664 Are you suggesting what the moon is suggesting? 1.3365 0.05399 104 73 27 4
1665 They call it a 'cheeky gibbous' 1.3365 0.06051 104 77 19 8
1666 Red wine REALLY sets off the LSD. 1.3365 0.05734 104 75 23 6
1667 They say it's a wry harvest moon. 1.3365 0.06203 104 78 17 9
1668 Honey, THAT’S amore 1.3365 0.05569 104 74 25 5
1669 Happy days are here again, I guess... 1.3364 0.05625 107 77 24 6
1670 I know it's winking, but it's it waxing or waning? 1.3364 0.05671 110 80 23 7
1671 Better days are here again! 1.3364 0.05522 110 79 25 6
1672 Would you say that's a congratulatory wink for having survived the past four years or is that a mocking wink as to say you haven't seen the half of it yet. 1.3364 0.05368 110 78 27 5
1673 I need to rethink my views on the possibility of intelligent life on the moon." 1.3364 0.05671 110 80 23 7
1674 I know, but I miss dancing with you by the light of a semicolon and closed parenthesis. 1.3364 0.05368 110 78 27 5
1675 How did you do that?! 1.3364 0.05671 110 80 23 7
1676 Looks like those punks vandalized the Bat-Signal again. At least this one’s cute. 1.3363 0.05567 113 82 24 7
1677 I think he's caught between waxing and waning. 1.3363 0.05275 113 80 28 5
1678 He’s acting like he knows you 1.3363 0.05423 113 81 26 6
1679 I know the sun doesn’t usually do that, but it doesn’t even seem weird at this point 1.3363 0.05275 113 80 28 5
1680 I guess I should have told you about my mother before I proposed. 1.3362 0.05468 116 84 25 7
1681 I guess the joke is on us! 1.3362 0.05329 116 83 27 6
1682 He really is rarely blue, isn’t he? 1.3362 0.05468 116 84 25 7
1683 Darling, I don't suppose there's anything you'd like to confess? 1.3361 0.05155 122 87 29 6
1684 I don't know what it means. Maybe he's winking at someone else. 1.3360 0.05199 125 90 28 7
1685 I think she’s flirting. 1.3359 0.04995 128 91 31 6
1686 ALRIGHT! Finally we're rid of that Loser. 1.3359 0.05577 128 96 21 11
1687 Either the universe is telling me we're meant for each other, or I am spending way too much time on my screen. 1.3359 0.04548 131 90 38 3
1688 When did the NSA start using emojis? 1.3359 0.05266 131 96 26 9
1689 I told you that emojis were a divine creation” 1.3358 0.04962 134 96 31 7
1690 You're projecting again. 1.3358 0.04890 137 98 32 7
1691 Before 2020, that wouldn't give me a panic attack. 1.3333 0.06046 96 70 20 6
1692 This always seems to happen after my sixth glass. 1.3333 0.05847 105 77 21 7
1693 Are moon emojis the best use of the Space Force? 1.3333 0.05480 111 80 25 6
1694 Once again he’s full of himself. 1.3333 0.06258 99 74 17 8
1695 When he’s REALLY drunk, he likes to moon us. 1.3333 0.05474 90 62 26 2
1696 What a beautiful, full semicolon and parenthesis." 1.3333 0.05150 117 83 29 5
1697 They say the moon has a profound effect on human emoji. 1.3333 0.06471 87 64 17 6
1698 Banksy really outdid himself with this one. 1.3333 0.06675 87 65 15 7
1699 What's your take? Flirty, conspiratorial or menacing? 1.3333 0.05525 105 75 25 5
1700 I think we’ll leave the blanket in the car. 1.3333 0.05801 102 74 22 6
1701 Launching a car into space was one thing, but putting an emoji on the moon is one small step too far. 1.3333 0.05688 105 76 23 6
1702 Wait--this is the ex you were telling me about? 1.3333 0.05525 105 75 25 5
1703 What a cheapskate, I expected a GIF. 1.3333 0.05383 114 82 26 6
1704 That’s my wife, you bastard! 1.3333 0.05694 117 87 21 9
1705 This is definitely not Gallo. 1.3333 0.05424 108 77 26 5
1706 At least it's not mooning us. 1.3333 0.05948 84 59 22 3
1707 He's been shining ironically this whole time. 1.3333 0.05627 111 81 23 7
1708 By January 20 he’ll be dancing. 1.3333 0.05336 120 87 26 7
1709 I told you not to download that new set of emojis! 1.3333 0.05005 117 82 31 4
1710 Look how bright the Emoticon is tonight. 1.3333 0.05966 102 75 20 7
1711 So you were serious that your Ex has clever ways show up out of nowhere! 1.3333 0.06675 87 65 15 7
1712 You’re the first one I’ve brought to this spot 1.3333 0.06002 105 78 19 8
1713 I think it was the cow that kicked him in the eye. 1.3333 0.06044 87 62 21 4
1714 There's nothing quite as affirming as the first night of the cheeky moon! 1.3333 0.06804 81 60 15 6
1715 I knew I shouldn’t have eaten those mushrooms. 1.3333 0.05088 102 70 30 2
1716 Right! It is mocking us. This is not the end. 1.3333 0.05262 108 76 28 4
1717 I'm tired......is he winking at you or me? 1.3333 0.05183 105 73 29 3
1718 I told you, we should've closed the blinds! 1.3333 0.06044 87 62 21 4
1719 That’s a bit rude, he can clearly see that we’re together. 1.3333 0.05861 96 69 22 5
1720 I had seen Nod and Blinken, but I never had until now seen Winken. 1.3333 0.05827 81 56 23 2
1721 The Old Man in the Moon has had some work done. 1.3333 0.05429 129 96 23 10
1722 This is my favorite spot, it's always wine o'clock here 1.3333 0.06704 90 68 14 8
1723 I paid Elon do it for our anniversary 1.3333 0.05429 129 96 23 10
1724 Was that a congratulatory wink or a come-hither wink? 1.3333 0.05920 99 72 21 6
1725 I expected more from Banksy. 1.3333 0.05801 102 74 22 6
1726 We're just friends. 1.3333 0.05262 108 76 28 4
1727 No, no, you’re right- it’s gotta be a Banksy. 1.3333 0.06224 96 71 18 7
1728 Where did you say you got this moonshine? 1.3333 0.06398 96 72 16 8
1729 I think he approves of our moonshining. 1.3333 0.05357 105 74 27 4
1730 What exactly is infused wine? 1.3333 0.06091 99 73 19 7
1731 The problem is I can never get a good picture of the moon on my phone. 1.3333 0.05847 105 77 21 7
1732 Of course I have always been faithful 1.3333 0.05328 111 79 27 5
1733 Happy new year 1.3333 0.05734 108 79 22 7
1734 Looks like he got to the wine before us 1.3333 0.05966 102 75 20 7
1735 We’ll try dry January again next year, Honey. 1.3333 0.05627 111 81 23 7
1736 Ever since SpaceX got up there it seems like they're trying to appeal to a younger demographic. 1.3333 0.06872 87 66 13 8
1737 I really need to stop sunbathing nude. 1.3333 0.05328 111 79 27 5
1738 This close to February it's called a 'come hither' moon. 1.3333 0.05861 96 69 22 5
1739 I think making the Emoji Movie Sequel a VR experience was a bit overkill. 1.3333 0.06573 81 59 17 5
1740 You said this is wine? 1.3333 0.05688 105 76 23 6
1741 He blinked first. We won. 1.3333 0.05694 117 87 21 9
1742 Maybe we shouldn’t have cracked open the third bottle. 1.3333 0.05788 93 66 23 4
1743 It’s just a phase, she’ll grow out of it 1.3333 0.05734 108 79 22 7
1744 I wish they’d taught us to detect notes of hallucinogens in that wine class 1.3333 0.05987 93 67 21 5
1745 I guess it’s time to update my night sky app. 1.3333 0.05480 111 80 25 6
1746 I bet he knows something we don't! 1.3333 0.05067 120 85 30 5
1747 That’s the signal. We can turn around and go home now. 1.3333 0.06091 99 73 19 7
1748 Live for the moment, my pretties. 1.3308 0.05281 130 96 25 9
1749 Yeah, so in the end the inauguration went forward and there is a new dawn. 1.3308 0.05051 130 94 29 7
1750 Did God just sky text us a winking emoji? 1.3306 0.04955 124 88 31 5
1751 Barbara, the wink just mooned at me. 1.3306 0.05299 121 88 26 7
1752 I "like" and "wow" this. 1.3305 0.05254 118 85 27 6
1753 I think he's saying that even though it's Dry January, he won't tell anyone. 1.3305 0.05390 118 86 25 7
1754 God has emoticons beyond our comprehension. 1.3305 0.05390 118 86 25 7
1755 Our honey moon is mocking us. 1.3305 0.05114 118 84 29 5
1756 So,about those mushrooms we had at dinner . . . 1.3305 0.05779 118 89 19 10
1757 It seems impossible...but let's check it out on Wikipedia. 1.3304 0.04897 115 80 32 3
1758 The Super Passive Aggressive Moon is the closest the moon comes to telling Earth how it honestly feels each year. 1.3304 0.05727 112 83 21 8
1759 I taste wet stone with a soupçon of hallucination. 1.3304 0.05135 112 79 29 4
1760 I believe it's called a gigolo moon. 1.3304 0.05585 112 82 23 7
1761 You thinking what I’m thinking? 1.3304 0.05289 112 80 27 5
1762 It’s the rare emoji moon. 1.3303 0.05383 109 78 26 5
1763 He thinks you're hot too. 1.3303 0.05837 109 81 20 8
1764 Now is that waxing or waning? 1.3303 0.05837 109 81 20 8
1765 Honey, is there any chance you saved those photos to the Cloud? 1.3303 0.05383 109 78 26 5
1766 After 2020, I'm not sure this is a good sign. 1.3303 0.05383 109 78 26 5
1767 I think the moon is in a winking gibbous phase..... 1.3303 0.05538 109 79 24 6
1768 I'm afraid it means we've been conned. 1.3302 0.05143 106 74 29 3
1769 So I guess Elon Musk's car reached the moon. 1.3302 0.05643 106 77 23 6
1770 I think that he is expecting bigger things than I am. 1.3302 0.05482 106 76 25 5
1771 When the moon winks its eye like a big pizza pie, that's amore! 1.3301 0.05586 103 74 24 5
1772 The "moonshine" has affected him. 1.3301 0.05586 103 74 24 5
1773 That goddam wink! Where do you know him from? 1.3300 0.05695 100 72 23 5
1774 Is it just the emoji wine or is he flirting with you? 1.3300 0.06039 100 74 19 7
1775 I think it means 'good times are here again'...with a caveat. 1.3300 0.05695 100 72 23 5
1776 Honey, what exactly did you mean when you said this was an acidic wine? 1.3300 0.06039 100 74 19 7
1777 Second lunation in a row. I see where this is heading. 1.3300 0.05515 100 71 25 4
1778 It's not nearly so romantic since Walmart started colonizing it. 1.3299 0.05993 97 71 20 6
1779 Now I feel weird for staring at it through our telescope. 1.3299 0.05811 97 70 22 5
1780 Is it me or did we just get mooned? 1.3299 0.05811 97 70 22 5
1781 I know I might not have the moon's charm, but my love won't wane. 1.3299 0.05623 97 69 24 4
1782 Good night humans. 1.3299 0.06341 97 73 16 8
1783 He must know we're cheating. 1.3298 0.05737 94 67 23 4
1784 Isn’t it romantic when life imitates emoji? 1.3298 0.05737 94 67 23 4
1785 That’s it. No more drinking after dinner. 1.3298 0.05534 94 66 25 3
1786 Now I understand why you've seemed so distant. 1.3298 0.05933 94 68 21 5
1787 Honey, I think that Man in the Moon is making a pass at you. 1.3298 0.05737 94 67 23 4
1788 Now I know why it is called moonshine 1.3298 0.05737 94 67 23 4
1789 I've heard the government is watching us, but this is just too much. 1.3298 0.06123 94 69 19 6
1790 I hope I look that good when I’m 4.603 billion years old. 1.3298 0.05534 94 66 25 3
1791 Emoji-light becomes you. 1.3298 0.05534 94 66 25 3
1792 A semicolon’s as good as a wink. 1.3298 0.05737 94 67 23 4
1793 Well, he seems to know you! 1.3298 0.05737 94 67 23 4
1794 In retrospect, we totally owned the year in quarantine. 1.3298 0.05324 94 65 27 2
1795 Ugh, so full of himself. 1.3298 0.05534 94 66 25 3
1796 If he didn’t wink it would make a great bumper sticker 1.3298 0.05737 94 67 23 4
1797 Well I’ll be, The meteorologist said there’d be a solar wink today. 1.3298 0.06486 94 71 15 8
1798 It's a shame he never recovered from that rocket in the eye. 1.3297 0.05646 91 64 24 3
1799 Apparently, the graffiti was Buzz Aldrin’s idea. 1.3297 0.06063 91 66 20 5
1800 These emojis are getting out of hand 1.3297 0.06261 91 67 18 6
1801 I wonder if it has a dark side. 1.3297 0.05859 91 65 22 4
1802 Wait till you see what I've got planned for you THIS year! 1.3297 0.06454 91 68 16 7
1803 June 20, 2020: the Lunar Emoji 1.3297 0.06261 91 67 18 6
1804 Is there something you want to tell me? 1.3295 0.06409 88 65 17 6
1805 Is God texting us now? 1.3295 0.06409 88 65 17 6
1806 Wow, is it just me, or is the sun kind of hot? 1.3295 0.05765 88 62 23 3
1807 I’ve heard this happens only once in a blue moon. 1.3295 0.05987 88 63 21 4
1808 Remember when it was just a happy face? 1.3295 0.06409 88 65 17 6
1809 I love you to the great emoji in the sky and back. 1.3294 0.06124 85 61 20 4
1810 Is that a hello wink or a goodbye wink? 1.3294 0.06565 85 63 16 6
1811 I feel the sudden urge to turn into a werewolf emoji 1.3294 0.05891 85 60 22 3
1812 I know he’s your ex, but that wink creeps me out. 1.3294 0.06775 85 64 14 7
1813 It's the only way millennials understand the weather. 1.3294 0.06348 85 62 18 5
1814 He thinks he is an emoji 1.3294 0.06979 85 65 12 8
1815 See! This whole year has been a dream! 1.3294 0.06348 85 62 18 5
1816 'You think this is weird, just wait 'till the clouds clear'. 1.3294 0.05891 85 60 22 3
1817 today is Biden’s Inaguration, the sun is smiling 1.3294 0.06124 85 61 20 4
1818 I didn’t plan for you two to meet tonight 1.3293 0.06270 82 59 19 4
1819 Well, don't wink back! 1.3293 0.06025 82 58 21 3
1820 Maybe we shouldn’t have opened that third bottle. 1.3293 0.06505 82 60 17 5
1821 If you wink back, he'll moon you. 1.3291 0.06674 79 58 16 5
1822 The cycles of the moon are: waxing, waning and winking. 1.3291 0.06168 79 56 20 3
1823 This is the side of the moon we usually see. 1.3282 0.04900 131 94 31 6
1824 At least it's not the poop. 1.3281 0.05216 128 94 26 8
1825 And I thought we would finally get some alone time. 1.3281 0.04720 128 90 34 4
1826 Perhaps we shouldn't have finished off that bottle. 1.3277 0.05217 119 86 27 6
1827 Smile, you're off the grid. 1.3277 0.05217 119 86 27 6
1828 What does it say to you about climate change denial? 1.3276 0.05581 116 86 22 8
1829 She followed us here too? We can never do things in the dark! 1.3276 0.04863 116 81 32 3
1830 I thought you said it was going to be a blue moon? 😅 1.3276 0.05445 116 85 24 7
1831 It’s like ... he knows something. 1.3274 0.05097 113 80 29 4
1832 you don't see a happy face wink moon for ages and then 1.3274 0.05543 113 83 23 7
1833 We’re really just drunk and looking at your phone, aren’t we? 1.3271 0.05599 107 78 23 6
1834 Not the fresh air I was expecting. 1.3271 0.05599 107 78 23 6
1835 It could be a worse emoji. 1.3269 0.05370 104 74 26 4
1836 Joe thinks to himself, tonight I'm going to get lucky. 1.3269 0.05541 104 75 24 5
1837 Full of shit moon, more like it. 1.3269 0.05370 104 74 26 4
1838 Yeah, I'm just going to keep drinking my wine, you? 1.3269 0.05868 104 77 20 7
1839 The one place I thought I could bring you that there wouldn't be a guy hitting on you. 1.3267 0.05470 101 72 25 4
1840 Thank Joe and Kamala for me for joining the Paris Accord! 1.3267 0.05821 101 74 21 6
1841 I don't know what it means, but it's probably dirty. 1.3267 0.05286 101 71 27 3
1842 Well, he's definitely not blue anymore 1.3267 0.05821 101 74 21 6
1843 I’m tired of revolving around this smug bastard. 1.3265 0.05941 98 72 20 6
1844 So...global warming was a hoax? 1.3265 0.05941 98 72 20 6
1845 Is that an Emoonji? 1.3265 0.06115 98 73 18 7
1846 Don't you think those astronauts living on the moon are going a little too far? 1.3265 0.06115 98 73 18 7
1847 I’ve had enough to drink. 1.3265 0.06285 98 74 16 8
1848 How does he know we have a change in presidency? 1.3265 0.05941 98 72 20 6
1849 The moon is definitely waxing poetic this evening. 1.3265 0.06285 98 74 16 8
1850 Guess she started before us. 1.3265 0.06115 98 73 18 7
1851 I think he knows something. 1.3263 0.05881 95 69 21 5
1852 I told you someone would find out. 1.3263 0.06427 95 72 15 8
1853 Did he just pull a moonie at us and wink?! 1.3263 0.06250 95 71 17 7
1854 I told you everyone flirts with me 1.3263 0.06068 95 70 19 6
1855 I thought you said that we'd be alone. 1.3261 0.06203 92 68 18 6
1856 Wow, those emojis are looking more and more real! 1.3261 0.05378 92 64 26 2
1857 Vaccine side effects. 1.3261 0.06203 92 68 18 6
1858 Even if she is flirting, she's not my type. I'm more of an oxford comma man. 1.3261 0.06008 92 67 20 5
1859 I guess that's why they call it a "wolf moon." 1.3261 0.06393 92 69 16 7
1860 He knows. He knows. 1.3261 0.05596 92 65 24 3
1861 Well, at least someone is in a good mood these days 1.3261 0.05806 92 66 22 4
1862 Considering Me Too, seems inappropriately emotive 1.3261 0.06008 92 67 20 5
1863 The universe thinks you're hot, too. 1.3258 0.06143 89 65 19 5
1864 Do you ever feel like you're part of an inside joke but you have no idea what is? 1.3258 0.06347 89 66 17 6
1865 it’s ok I guess, but it lacks ...well ... gravitas 1.3258 0.06143 89 65 19 5
1866 That's it, no more home made wine. 1.3258 0.06347 89 66 17 6
1867 Safe to say my ayahuasca journey has begun. 1.3258 0.05931 89 64 21 4
1868 He thinks it won't last 1.3258 0.05712 89 63 23 3
1869 I told him he could watch tonight 1.3258 0.06143 89 65 19 5
1870 He's not wearing a mask !!!. 1.3258 0.06347 89 66 17 6
1871 It's not your figment; Twinkle Twinkle's on holiday. 1.3256 0.06500 86 64 16 6
1872 It cost less than "Will you marry me?" and it's more ambiguous. Less pressure reduces the gravity. 1.3256 0.06707 86 65 14 7
1873 Just be glad he's not showing you his eggplant emoji. 1.3256 0.06707 86 65 14 7
1874 Getting drunk in nature has its charms, I admit. But how long til our internet is fixed? 1.3256 0.05595 86 60 24 2
1875 Should I call Neil DeGrasse Tyson and report this as sexual harassment 1.3256 0.06707 86 65 14 7
1876 I’ve heard locals call it the Emoji Moon. 1.3256 0.05595 86 60 24 2
1877 So, when did the "Man-in-the-Moon" become the "Winking-smiley-face-emoji-in-the-Moon"? 1.3256 0.06500 86 64 16 6
1878 Instagram filters are ruining everything. 1.3256 0.06064 86 62 20 4
1879 Is he telling us what I think he is?” “It’s okay to drink wine again? 1.3254 0.05143 126 92 27 7
1880 Look! An E-Moon-Ge!” 1.3253 0.05965 83 59 21 3
1881 I like my wine with good legs and a celestial body 1.3253 0.06206 83 60 19 4
1882 Can’t tell if we should call NASA or politely smile back 1.3253 0.05965 83 59 21 3
1883 Not sure who’s more tipsy me or the moon 1.3252 0.05227 123 90 26 7
1884 Is this who you've been sneaking out to see at night? 1.3250 0.06358 80 58 18 4
1885 Is there something that I should know about your previous relationship? 1.3250 0.06104 80 57 20 3
1886 Affectionate knowing smile or subtle cosmic threat that our relationship is doomed? 1.3250 0.06104 80 57 20 3
1887 Maybe we’ve been spending too much time with our electronics 1.3250 0.06358 80 58 18 4
1888 Do you ever feel like the universe is hitting on you? 1.3250 0.05571 120 90 21 9
1889 I think the man in the moon is winking at us. 1.3248 0.05126 117 84 28 5
1890 Must have something in his eye. 1.3248 0.05406 117 86 24 7
1891 The 'misty taste of moonshine' does it every time, I guess. 1.3248 0.05406 117 86 24 7
1892 I better zoom out a bit. 1.3248 0.05540 117 87 22 8
1893 I think he's trying to tell us, "It's OK. What happens on the mountain, stays on the mountain." 1.3247 0.06778 77 57 15 5
1894 I know I've had too much wine when I start to anthropomorphize. 1.3246 0.05212 114 82 27 5
1895 I think it’s a gibbous moon 1.3246 0.05359 114 83 25 6
1896 Wow. Just look at that e-clipse. 1.3246 0.05910 114 87 17 10
1897 What happened to just “Goodnight Moon”? 1.3246 0.05061 114 81 29 4
1898 Honey, are you sure there’s not anything going on between you and the man in the moon? 1.3246 0.05212 114 82 27 5
1899 I can never remember - is that waxing or waning? 1.3243 0.04984 111 78 30 3
1900 So is it waning or waxing? 1.3243 0.05454 111 81 24 6
1901 The Universe knows what you did. 1.3243 0.05747 111 83 20 8
1902 My favorite emoonji. 1.3241 0.05555 108 79 23 6
1903 It actually looks more like a semi-colon over a parentheses to me. 1.3241 0.05555 108 79 23 6
1904 Don't fall for that wink. He's a cold SOB after you get to know him. 1.3241 0.05708 108 80 21 7
1905 Not sure how I feel about God using emojis. 1.3238 0.05820 105 78 20 7
1906 Is the moon winking at you or me? 1.3238 0.05496 105 76 24 5
1907 Smiling or gloating? Which is it? 1.3238 0.05820 105 78 20 7
1908 I dunno, Steven. I think it’s pretty smug that you think he’s hitting on you. 1.3238 0.05152 105 74 28 3
1909 Why do you think it has stardust in just one eye? 1.3238 0.05496 105 76 24 5
1910 I didn’t know that Amazon now also owned the sun. 1.3238 0.05820 105 78 20 7
1911 Wait...what do you think she meant when she said the s’mores were made with ‘plant-based’ chocolate? 1.3238 0.05975 105 79 18 8
1912 Shiiiiiiit... 1.3238 0.05975 105 79 18 8
1913 You can make out the 'Sea of Emoji' really clearly tonight. 1.3235 0.05601 102 74 23 5
1914 Only the last two of you left, huh? Well, you're no Adam and Eve, but do your best. 1.3235 0.05601 102 74 23 5
1915 Don't worry. Your secret's safe with me. 1.3235 0.06770 68 49 16 3
1916 Does this mean the moon is now woke, too? 1.3235 0.05425 102 73 25 4
1917 Have you been fooling around behind my back? 1.3235 0.06099 102 77 17 8
1918 You weren't goofin'. It's a real loony eclipse. 1.3235 0.05772 102 75 21 6
1919 The man in the moon is kinda creepy. 1.3235 0.06099 102 77 17 8
1920 They're rolling out more options next month but this one's not bad. 1.3232 0.05529 99 71 24 4
1921 Wait 'til you see his impression of a pirate... 1.3232 0.05529 99 71 24 4
1922 What's he so happy about 1.3232 0.05712 99 72 22 5
1923 I think the man in the moon is trying to tell us he/she/they is going into a new phase. 1.3232 0.05712 99 72 22 5
1924 Was it all a joke? 1.3232 0.05712 99 72 22 5
1925 Good night people everywhere! 1.3232 0.05712 99 72 22 5
1926 How long have you been sleeping with him? 1.3231 0.08236 65 51 7 7
1927 What the hell is he winking at?" "Ignore him. He's going through a phase. 1.3231 0.04910 130 94 30 6
1928 I guess the moon has three sides: light, dark, and playful. 1.3229 0.05440 96 68 25 3
1929 The lazy eye was a downside of the Apollo program. 1.3229 0.05638 96 69 23 4
1930 Go home moon, you're drunk! 1.3229 0.05829 96 70 21 5
1931 He said "No thank you. I'm full." 1.3229 0.06194 96 72 17 7
1932 Did he just catch us staring? 1.3229 0.05638 96 69 23 4
1933 Too much CO2, I'm betting 1.3228 0.04985 127 92 29 6
1934 Now what? 1.3228 0.04858 127 91 31 5
1935 I think the man on the moon is hitting on you. 1.3226 0.06146 93 69 18 6
1936 It has been happening ever since that nudist camp opened down the hill. 1.3226 0.05953 93 68 20 5
1937 This is some strong stuff 1.3226 0.05953 93 68 20 5
1938 you think he’s heard about the election? 1.3226 0.05753 93 67 22 4
1939 I don't like the way the moon's hitting your eye. 1.3226 0.05753 93 67 22 4
1940 Even he's happy that Trump is gone. 1.3226 0.05753 93 67 22 4
1941 Gee, Lydia, when you said your ex was "out of this world," I thought you were being hyberbolic. 1.3223 0.05145 121 88 27 6
1942 Honey, which coke did you say you mixed in the drink? 1.3223 0.05009 121 87 29 5
1943 Emojis get everywhere nowadays. 1.3222 0.06085 90 66 19 5
1944 Why do all the men flirt with you? 1.3222 0.05876 90 65 21 4
1945 Is the Sun hitting on you? 1.3222 0.06085 90 66 19 5
1946 Pink Floyd, eat your heart out, it’s sunny side up from now on. 1.3222 0.06482 90 68 15 7
1947 I feel like I’m no longer in on the joke. 1.3218 0.06006 87 63 20 4
1948 Do you two come here often? 1.3218 0.06224 87 64 18 5
1949 I swear, if he trots out that “heavenly body” line, so help me... 1.3218 0.05779 87 62 22 3
1950 It was only a matter of time until the emojis took over 1.3218 0.06224 87 64 18 5
1951 Do you think it is a sign that Trump left the presidency? 1.3218 0.06640 87 66 14 7
1952 I think he likes Uranus. 1.3217 0.05865 115 88 17 10
1953 I guess they're right about too much screen time. 1.3217 0.05733 115 87 19 9
1954 I think we just had a total eclipse of the heart. 1.3217 0.05599 115 86 21 8
1955 We didn’t escape social media. It became us. 1.3214 0.05658 84 59 23 2
1956 I told the moon we’re just friends. 1.3214 0.06595 84 63 15 6
1957 Wait where did you say they were installing the emoji update again? 1.3214 0.05399 84 58 25 1
1958 Is you or me it's winking at? 1.3214 0.05703 112 84 20 8
1959 Maybe it's telling us that 2020 was just some kind of cosmic prank. 1.3214 0.06809 84 64 13 7
1960 Please tell me that's not our tax dollars at work. 1.3211 0.05664 109 81 21 7
1961 I thought you said you guys never dated. 1.3211 0.05664 109 81 21 7
1962 I need another drink" 1.3211 0.05512 109 80 23 6
1963 Still cheesy. 1.3211 0.05812 109 82 19 8
1964 It took me forever to see the Emoji in the Moon. 1.3211 0.04856 109 76 31 2
1965 You sure he's ok to orbit while intoxicated? 1.3211 0.05028 109 77 29 3
1966 I think he has more on his mind than a moondance. 1.3210 0.06533 81 60 16 5
1967 It looks as though you're being mooned! 1.3210 0.06042 81 58 20 3
1968 Is my fly undone? 1.3210 0.06292 81 59 18 4
1969 I thought you said we weren't getting this high 1.3210 0.06533 81 60 16 5
1970 Hmm, a non committal emogy from God. I had higher hopes going into 2021. 1.3210 0.06533 81 60 16 5
1971 Don't know if is waning or waxing, but it's definitely a wise ass. 1.3210 0.06765 81 61 14 6
1972 What vintage did you say this was? 1.3208 0.05615 106 78 22 6
1973 He hit my eye like a big pizza pie, so I hit him back. 1.3208 0.05615 106 78 22 6
1974 It feels like the universe is telling us everything is going to be okay 1.3208 0.05453 106 77 24 5
1975 So much for getting off the grid. 1.3208 0.05113 106 75 28 3
1976 Is he teasing us now? Is that the Moon Ribber 1.3206 0.04879 131 95 30 6
1977 I was hoping the universe would be more reassuring in 2021, but I am not sure this is what I wanted. 1.3205 0.07183 78 60 11 7
1978 I told you the summer blinkquinox was breathtaking 1.3205 0.05623 78 54 23 1
1979 oh dear, I thing he's hitting on me 1.3205 0.06703 78 58 15 5
1980 I said the universe was a simulation. I didn't say it was convincing. 1.3204 0.05556 103 75 23 5
1981 I’m just glad it isn’t the poop emoji. 1.3204 0.05382 103 74 25 4
1982 Think it's interested in a threesome? 1.3204 0.05382 103 74 25 4
1983 you've been looking for a sign thot it's Ok to sleep together. I think that's pretty clear! 1.3204 0.05382 103 74 25 4
1984 There have always been three people in this marriage. 1.3204 0.06048 103 78 17 8
1985 Do you see Susan? This is what happens when you let eccentric billionaires fly to the moon. 1.3204 0.05724 103 76 21 6
1986 What’s the joke? 1.3200 0.05483 100 72 24 4
1987 Look, it's the Emoji Light - I'm needed back in Silicon Valley immediately! 1.3200 0.05840 100 74 20 6
1988 The Internet really does ruin everything. 1.3200 0.05101 100 70 28 2
1989 It's moments like this that make me feel alive within a computer simulation. 1.3200 0.05664 100 73 22 5
1990 Cut it out, we’re just friends. 1.3200 0.05101 100 70 28 2
1991 You'd think that's a good sign but…oh, who the fuck knows. 1.3200 0.06010 100 75 18 7
1992 Jack and Jill paused at the hill clutching their pair of glasses. Jack looked up, and thought WTF? And Jill knew that wasn’t NASA. 1.3200 0.07631 75 59 8 8
1993 He doesn't usually approve of overly-oaked Chardonnay . . . 1.3200 0.05295 100 71 26 3
1994 I think we’ve finally found the right dosage. Cheers! 1.3200 0.05101 100 70 28 2
1995 Is it me or am I seeing emojis everywhere these days? 1.3200 0.05483 100 72 24 4
1996 Even God sometimes types an inappropriate emoji by mistake. 1.3200 0.07143 75 57 12 6
1997 I heard NASA turned the moon into an emoji to become more relatable to today’s youth”. -“Oh, I heard it was a typo” 1.3200 0.05483 100 72 24 4
1998 What do you think of this latest Moonmoji upgrade? 1.3200 0.06010 100 75 18 7
1999 oh look, batman wants us to come over later 1.3197 0.05109 122 89 27 6
2000 Maybe we should switch to orange juice. 1.3196 0.05961 97 72 19 6
2001 Looks like we’ll need a new metaphor. 1.3196 0.05778 97 71 21 5
2002 She's my sister, you A**hole! 1.3196 0.06311 97 74 15 8
2003 That’s what I call a cheesy smile. 1.3196 0.05589 97 70 23 4
2004 What did they put in this wine? 1.3196 0.05778 97 71 21 5
2005 We have been socially distancing for way too long! 1.3196 0.05961 97 72 19 6
2006 Hold it. Wasn't it just smiling before? 1.3196 0.05778 97 71 21 5
2007 Don’t forget, honey, she has a dark side... 1.3196 0.05961 97 72 19 6
2008 Not a fan of the software update 1.3193 0.05193 119 87 26 6
2009 Lately I’ve been questioning the nature of existence. 1.3193 0.05193 119 87 26 6
2010 There must be a glitch in the updated Luna program; it's supposed to be in the WAXING phase tonight 1.3191 0.05899 94 69 20 5
2011 Tonight is your night,bro. 1.3191 0.05702 94 68 22 4
2012 Jeez, now even the moon's using emoji's. 1.3191 0.05899 94 69 20 5
2013 Next time I suggest a second bottle, remind me of this moment 1.3191 0.06090 94 70 18 6
2014 Not happening, she’s on her period. 1.3191 0.06275 94 71 16 7
2015 He said he'd be back in some form. 1.3191 0.06090 94 70 18 6
2016 Seems like it waxed too. 1.3191 0.05498 94 67 24 3
2017 What happens when the moon winks his eye? 1.3191 0.05899 94 69 20 5
2018 January is traditionally the emoti-moon. 1.3187 0.06028 91 67 19 5
2019 I hope you will give us your blessing 1.3187 0.05608 91 65 23 3
2020 Ok, we definitely use emoji's too often. 1.3187 0.05822 91 66 21 4
2021 Yes, it's the last MAGA Moon we'll ever see... 1.3187 0.06227 91 68 17 6
2022 I hope it's not a wink and a nudge 1.3187 0.06028 91 67 19 5
2023 It somehow looks different today. 1.3186 0.05223 113 82 26 5
2024 I hope you like it. It cost me $500 million dollars. 1.3186 0.04748 113 79 32 2
2025 Inauguration Day breaking through the gloom.” 1.3185 0.04541 135 96 35 4
2026 I thought that we came here to get away! 1.3182 0.04991 110 78 29 3
2027 Well, what do YOU think it means? 1.3182 0.06164 88 65 18 5
2028 Big deal - he can wax and wane but can he take out the garbage? 1.3182 0.05949 88 64 20 4
2029 They call it the emoji moon. 1.3182 0.05725 88 63 22 3
2030 I think he’s saying this is just a phase 1.3182 0.05725 88 63 22 3
2031 So, it's not only the moon with a dark side. 1.3178 0.05571 107 79 22 6
2032 Stop mooning my wife 1.3178 0.05727 107 80 20 7
2033 That winking is for me or for you? 1.3178 0.05245 107 77 26 4
2034 What's in this wine? 1.3178 0.05410 107 78 24 5
2035 I miss my anonymity. 1.3178 0.05571 107 79 22 6
2036 You weren’t kidding when you said the moon was looking creepy tonight. 1.3178 0.05245 107 77 26 4
2037 Am I drunk or did the man in the moon get replaced with with an emoji? 1.3176 0.06083 85 62 19 4
2038 Well that's the fourth time he's winked at you- I'm outta here. 1.3176 0.05849 85 61 21 3
2039 Enjoy your privacy! 1.3176 0.05849 85 61 21 3
2040 I liked pre-social media sunsets better. 1.3176 0.06309 85 63 17 5
2041 I hear that in’69 an eagle landed in his right eye. 1.3176 0.06739 85 65 13 7
2042 I think I finally see it now. The face on the moon. 1.3176 0.06528 85 64 15 6
2043 It’s a morally waning moon 1.3176 0.05849 85 61 21 3
2044 Is that wink ironic, sarcastic, or naive? 1.3175 0.04867 126 91 30 5
2045 The Native-Americans call it the Smarmy Moon. 1.3173 0.05511 104 76 23 5
2046 The Wolf Moon is often more suggestive than the Beaver Moon. 1.3173 0.05677 104 77 21 6
2047 Apparently Jeff Bezos semi-colonized the moon. 1.3173 0.05677 104 77 21 6
2048 Welp, Sinatra’s big pizza pie hit me in the eye AGAIN” 1.3173 0.05677 104 77 21 6
2049 At least someone's happy we travelled to the middle of nowhere to celebrate our anniversary. 1.3171 0.06227 82 60 18 4
2050 I'm liking the complex bouquet of this chardonnay, but the heady note of psilocybin is a bit on the nutty side. 1.3171 0.05074 123 90 27 6
2051 He knows we're moonlighting as a happy couple" 1.3171 0.05981 82 59 20 3
2052 The sun winking at you means QAnon is real. 1.3171 0.05981 82 59 20 3
2053 Locals call it Peeping Tom Moon. 1.3171 0.06464 82 61 16 5
2054 That reminds me, do you have any mental illnesses? 1.3171 0.05330 123 92 23 8
2055 You're right, we really need to spend less time on our phones... 1.3168 0.05252 101 72 26 3
2056 You're flirting with the moon now ? 1.3168 0.05617 101 74 22 5
2057 It looks unreal, doesn't it? 1.3168 0.05790 101 75 20 6
2058 Whatever 1.3168 0.05790 101 75 20 6
2059 Happens once every 4 years, mid January, last time he was very unhappy. 1.3167 0.05290 120 89 24 7
2060 I hear the Lunar Excursion Module ran amok and fell into the Big Guy's right eye. 1.3167 0.05156 120 88 26 6
2061 I'm beginning to regret eating the mushrooms we found on our hike 1.3165 0.06381 79 58 17 4
2062 Oh, geez, not another emoji. 1.3165 0.06630 79 59 15 5
2063 It's mescaline o'clock somewhere. 1.3165 0.06121 79 57 19 3
2064 He's mooning you again. 1.3165 0.06871 79 60 13 6
2065 At this point, I think this whole emoji thing has gone too far. 1.3165 0.06121 79 57 19 3
2066 The phrase "once in a blue moon" comes to mind. 1.3165 0.06381 79 58 17 4
2067 Remember before emoticons? 1.3163 0.05728 98 72 21 5
2068 What's next, an eggplant? 1.3163 0.06085 98 74 17 7
2069 I can't compete with that 1.3163 0.05728 98 72 21 5
2070 I guess the new space force is trying to attract a younger audience by using emojis 1.3163 0.05728 98 72 21 5
2071 So which ones of the 'super moons' is this again? 1.3163 0.04940 98 68 29 1
2072 Are you sure this is just grape juice? 1.3162 0.05381 117 87 23 7
2073 It was romantic before space exploration was privatized 1.3162 0.05100 117 85 27 5
2074 This is our sign from above to abandon all inhibitions. 1.3162 0.05381 117 87 23 7
2075 I can’t trust you with anybody! 1.3162 0.05516 117 88 21 8
2076 Emojis are cute, but burning bushes and writing on walls really had more of an impact. 1.3158 0.07061 76 58 12 6
2077 Will you take a look at that Susan?! The Man on the Moon looks as drunk as us. 1.3158 0.05652 95 69 22 4
2078 Are you sure nobody knows about us? 1.3158 0.05450 95 68 24 3
2079 Does he know something that we don't know? 1.3158 0.06808 76 57 14 5
2080 You know I'm not good with words, so I had that emoji drawn there to let you know how I feel. 1.3158 0.05986 76 54 20 2
2081 Even the sun doesn’t judge us for day drinking during COVID.... 1.3158 0.05685 76 53 22 1
2082 Soooo....you still wanna do it? 1.3158 0.05033 114 82 28 4
2083 Only cartoon moons wink. Hey! We're in a cartoon. 1.3158 0.05652 95 69 22 4
2084 Why do I get the impression the man in the moon is a peeping Tom? 1.3158 0.05450 95 68 24 3
2085 What's in this cabernet? 1.3158 0.05652 95 69 22 4
2086 Be honest! You've been here on how many dates? 1.3158 0.06808 76 57 14 5
2087 Do you think that's a flirty wink or a creepy one? 1.3158 0.05185 114 83 26 5
2088 He’s kept a close eye on us since we started dating. But now, I’m not sure how to tell him to leave us alone. 1.3158 0.05652 95 69 22 4
2089 Is it the wine or are we looking at the worlds largest emoji? 1.3158 0.05652 95 69 22 4
2090 January 20th, the old reality is back, enjoy. 1.3158 0.05616 114 86 20 8
2091 Full, not blue, and definitely lacking in gravity. 1.3158 0.06035 95 71 18 6
2092 It might be the wine, but it seems to know how I feel. 1.3158 0.06218 95 72 16 7
2093 At least he didn't send us the eggplant. 1.3158 0.05241 95 67 26 2
2094 That's some good moonshine. 1.3158 0.05652 95 69 22 4
2095 I told you God created emojis. 1.3158 0.05847 95 70 20 5
2096 That's why it's the Mae West Moon. 1.3158 0.05476 114 85 22 7
2097 Should we make out anyway? 1.3158 0.05333 114 84 24 6
2098 Dry January? Get back behind your cloud, judgy lunatic. 1.3158 0.06218 95 72 16 7
2099 Honey, what exact did you mean when you said this wine had a high acidity? 1.3158 0.06546 76 56 16 4
2100 tonight's emoonji makes me uncomfortable 1.3158 0.05847 95 70 20 5
2101 I was going to say it was written in the stars 1.3153 0.05274 111 81 25 5
2102 Would you like me to play some Barry White? 1.3153 0.05274 111 81 25 5
2103 This moonshine is making me crazy 1.3153 0.05576 111 83 21 7
2104 I guess this is a Rocky Mountain hi. 1.3152 0.06359 92 70 15 7
2105 I agree, it seems extra creepy tonight. 1.3152 0.06359 92 70 15 7
2106 Apparently he hasn't gotten wind of the Me Too movement. 1.3152 0.05558 92 66 23 3
2107 I told you not to howl at him 1.3152 0.05769 92 67 21 4
2108 ‘The emoji in the moon’ just doesn’t have romantic ring to it. 1.3152 0.05769 92 67 21 4
2109 Someone you know? 1.3152 0.05558 92 66 23 3
2110 You’re getting red... do you know him? 1.3152 0.05972 92 68 19 5
2111 Is this what "love you to the moon and back" means? 1.3152 0.05769 92 67 21 4
2112 Joan, I think this wine might be off. 1.3151 0.06433 73 53 17 3
2113 Sometimes I can spot the man in the moon. Tonight I just see a semicolon and parenthesis. 1.3151 0.06433 73 53 17 3
2114 Don't know about you, but I am hoping it means I am having sex tonight. 1.3148 0.05035 108 77 28 3
2115 We still don't know if there is intelligent life out there. 1.3148 0.05681 108 81 20 7
2116 I hope he isn’t sticking his tongue out at us tomorrow night. 1.3148 0.05527 108 80 22 6
2117 No, it's just a semi-colon and the close parenthesis. 1.3146 0.06311 89 67 16 6
2118 That last moon landing must have put out his eye. 1.3146 0.05892 89 65 20 4
2119 It's never looked like a pizza pie to me. 1.3146 0.06105 89 66 18 5
2120 ‘I like being objectified by celestial objects.’ 1.3146 0.05892 89 65 20 4
2121 Let's see who's smiling in the morning 1.3146 0.06105 89 66 18 5
2122 I don’t know her, I swear. 1.3143 0.05466 105 77 23 5
2123 Ignore it – he’s just going through a cheeky phase. 1.3143 0.05120 105 75 27 3
2124 I want a divorce. 1.3143 0.05792 105 79 19 7
2125 You know, she could probably get an ointment for that. 1.3143 0.05466 105 77 23 5
2126 I'll have what she's having. 1.3143 0.05296 105 76 25 4
2127 ...that's one small wink from (a) woman, one giant wink for womankind... 1.3143 0.05631 105 78 21 6
2128 I thought you changed your profile from "Single" 1.3140 0.04844 121 87 30 4
2129 I don’t see it. 1.3140 0.05382 121 91 22 8
2130 Emoonji. 1.3140 0.06247 86 64 17 5
2131 Now that I'm off social media, I finally see all the beauty I've been missing. 1.3140 0.06024 86 63 19 4
2132 You're right. Moonshine drinks do expand your understanding of the universe. 1.3140 0.05792 86 62 21 3
2133 Didn't the label say this wine was only 13% alcohol? 1.3140 0.06024 86 63 19 4
2134 Must be a 'Full of Himself ' moon. 1.3140 0.06024 86 63 19 4
2135 I just realized what excessive texting and drinking can do. 1.3137 0.04823 102 71 30 1
2136 Who’s the moon winking at? You or me? 1.3137 0.05742 102 76 20 6
2137 I told you to stop texting with emojis. Now look what you’ve done. 1.3137 0.05742 102 76 20 6
2138 I wonder if he knows something we don’t know. 1.3137 0.04823 102 71 30 1
2139 After the quarantine,sexual tension is out of this world! 1.3137 0.05570 102 75 22 5
2140 Should we tell her that this relationship with Earth will not bring her any good? 1.3137 0.05908 102 77 18 7
2141 They toasted to end of an error 1.3137 0.05742 102 76 20 6
2142 God has some sense of humor. 1.3136 0.05342 118 88 23 7
2143 I read that the Russian lunar module was loaded with vodka. 1.3133 0.06164 83 61 18 4
2144 Maybe it's a Woman in the Moon winking at me. 1.3133 0.06164 83 61 18 4
2145 Oh...phew. It’s all ok. 1.3133 0.05667 83 59 22 2
2146 Go for it... just stay six feet apart. 1.3131 0.05679 99 73 21 5
2147 Even the "man in the moon" is celebrating! 1.3131 0.05304 99 71 25 3
2148 I have a feeling I might get lucky tonight! 1.3131 0.05106 99 70 27 2
2149 Batman just hasn’t been the same since his Esalin retreat. 1.3131 0.05858 99 74 19 6
2150 I keep trying to tell him it's over, but he follows me every night. 1.3130 0.05435 115 86 22 7
2151 Is that a wink or climate change? 1.3130 0.04997 115 83 28 4
2152 Wow, Musk launched a moon emoji! 1.3130 0.04842 115 82 30 3
2153 Push her now, she's not looking. 1.3130 0.05709 115 88 18 9
2154 I told you sex under the moonlight was a bad idea. 1.3125 0.05795 96 71 20 5
2155 Did you unplug the curling iron before we left? 1.3125 0.05795 96 71 20 5
2156 I liked the old screensaver better 1.3125 0.05795 96 71 20 5
2157 I know I shouldn't be jealous,but isn't that the flirty emoji? 1.3125 0.05196 96 68 26 2
2158 Sorry, he told me he'd be in retrograde tonight. 1.3125 0.06313 80 59 17 4
2159 A little full of himself tonight, don’t you think? 1.3125 0.06057 80 58 19 3
2160 Is that a simile or a metaphor 1.3125 0.05790 80 57 21 2
2161 I've got a surprise for you; I've just finished waxing. 1.3125 0.06313 80 59 17 4
2162 Makes me wishI had some blue cheese. 1.3125 0.05234 112 82 25 5
2163 No Dear, He’s winking at me. 1.3125 0.05795 96 71 20 5
2164 I'm afraid she knows something that we don't. 1.3125 0.05234 112 82 25 5
2165 Honey, is there something you want to tell me? 1.3125 0.05795 96 71 20 5
2166 I'm feeling a distinct lack of privacy right now. 1.3125 0.05234 112 82 25 5
2167 Okay!Okay! It's an emoji!! But whose emoji? And why is it winking at you? 1.3125 0.06559 80 60 15 5
2168 He's a Democrat. 1.3125 0.05533 112 84 21 7
2169 We should probably stop drinking. 1.3125 0.05602 96 70 22 4
2170 Better than the 'Rolling on the Floor Laughing' face he got when the bear took off with the food pack. 1.3125 0.05795 96 71 20 5
2171 Moon over paramour 1.3125 0.05795 96 71 20 5
2172 I used to see it only when I'm drunk but now it's always there 1.3125 0.05602 96 70 22 4
2173 Honey, don't whine, it's moonshine 1.3125 0.06313 80 59 17 4
2174 I don’t know Randy, maybe discussing everything under the sun we’d do during our honeymoon wasn’t such a good idea. 1.3125 0.06162 96 73 16 7
2175 If he continues to makes eyes at you, I am going to go up there and punch him a nose. 1.3120 0.04875 125 91 29 5
2176 I think we've had too much wine. 1.3119 0.05164 109 79 26 4
2177 Maybe we're both going get lucky tonight! 1.3119 0.05164 109 79 26 4
2178 No, it is not the wine! 1.3119 0.05326 109 80 24 5
2179 At this point, even outer space looks more like cyberspace. 1.3119 0.05930 109 84 16 9
2180 definitely full of it! 1.3119 0.04997 109 78 28 3
2181 Do you think the sun's a Democrat? 1.3118 0.05917 93 69 19 5
2182 'Rise and wine' 1.3118 0.05917 93 69 19 5
2183 When you said your ex was spacey... 1.3118 0.05917 93 69 19 5
2184 I guess he’s a Democrat too. 1.3118 0.05508 93 67 23 3
2185 I told you the Russians were already up there. 1.3118 0.05716 93 68 21 4
2186 Is it just me or are we 2-dimensional? 1.3118 0.05917 93 69 19 5
2187 Stop telling me I'm paranoid. He's definitely got a thing for you. 1.3118 0.05716 93 68 21 4
2188 I didn't really think the Moon Wink Motel could deliver on their promise. 1.3118 0.05917 93 69 19 5
2189 It’s better than being mooned 1.3118 0.06111 93 70 17 6
2190 Astronomers call that its happy phase. 1.3117 0.05626 77 54 22 1
2191 Scientists say it's just going through a flirty phase. 1.3117 0.06981 77 59 12 6
2192 Sure, He is smiling...he's 238,000 miles away! 1.3117 0.06981 77 59 12 6
2193 Maybe we didn’t have to take it all so seriously. 1.3117 0.06732 77 58 14 5
2194 So, emoonji's are a thing, now. 1.3117 0.06732 77 58 14 5
2195 The blue moon’s not till tomorrow night, it’s still waxing salacious. 1.3117 0.06203 77 56 18 3
2196 Maybe one day we will be drawn by someone who has taken a few art classes. 1.3117 0.06732 77 58 14 5
2197 I guess it's because Biden won. 1.3117 0.06981 77 59 12 6
2198 Personally, I think it’s a *great* use of tax payer dollars 1.3117 0.06473 77 57 16 4
2199 He said he'd return in some form. 1.3115 0.05085 122 90 26 6
2200 Why? Because he's cool and not warming. 1.3113 0.05254 106 77 25 4
2201 I wouldn't take it too seriously. 1.3113 0.05080 106 76 27 3
2202 She's so full of herself tonight. 1.3113 0.05080 106 76 27 3
2203 Dear, I think this is the sign that the world might get better. 1.3113 0.05254 106 77 25 4
2204 Looks like old Sol knows something we don't know... 1.3113 0.05080 106 76 27 3
2205 Even the Heavens are smiling now that Biden is President. 1.3113 0.05423 106 78 23 5
2206 Now, he's just mocking us. 1.3111 0.05619 90 65 22 3
2207 That's the emoji phase of the moon 1.3111 0.05155 90 63 26 1
2208 I'd say this is about as socially distanced a date can get. 1.3111 0.06250 90 68 16 6
2209 I always said you’re prettiest girl on earth 1.3111 0.05392 90 64 24 2
2210 I think he's been drinking the same stuff we have. 1.3111 0.05837 90 66 20 4
2211 It’s 5:00 someplace” suddenly feels a little naughty. 1.3111 0.05837 90 66 20 4
2212 I told you ! With so much wine even the sun find your jokes funny!! 1.3111 0.05837 90 66 20 4
2213 Looks like the Man in the Moon is about to ask for your number. 1.3108 0.06360 74 54 17 3
2214 Is the man in the moon flirting with you or me? 1.3107 0.05524 103 76 22 5
2215 I get the feeling God was trying to get our attention this year. 1.3107 0.05168 103 74 26 3
2216 Was my howling that bad? 1.3103 0.05736 87 63 21 3
2217 Do you think he'll report us to Dr.Fauci? 1.3103 0.06397 87 66 15 6
2218 I got my eye on you 1.3103 0.04961 116 84 28 4
2219 I told you, it's a winky smiley face moon tonight. 1.3103 0.06397 87 66 15 6
2220 Has the LSD kicked in yet? 1.3103 0.05110 116 85 26 5
2221 I don't get it... the forecast said sleepy emoji 1.3101 0.04772 129 94 30 5
2222 Are we the only ones not in on this cosmic joke? 1.3100 0.05631 100 74 21 5
2223 This is all just a silly joke to you, isn't it? 1.3100 0.05260 100 72 25 3
2224 Even the heavens are telling us it’s going to be okay... 1.3100 0.05979 100 76 17 7
2225 I won't be getting a wink of sleep after this 1.3100 0.05064 100 71 27 2
2226 Looks like a smiley face balloon to me 1.3097 0.05041 113 82 27 4
2227 OMG...she likes us. 1.3095 0.05611 84 60 22 2
2228 Looks like the man in the moon has gone postmodern. 1.3095 0.06101 84 62 18 4
2229 He said something about a ménage a trois. 1.3095 0.06101 84 62 18 4
2230 Tomorrow is a full LOL moon. 1.3093 0.05554 97 71 22 4
2231 Is he flirting with you? 1.3093 0.05554 97 71 22 4
2232 Not what I would call awe-inspiring, Polly. 1.3093 0.05928 97 73 18 6
2233 I didn't expect the mountain moonrise to be so...emoji. 1.3093 0.05554 97 71 22 4
2234 Well, you said you were over the moon, but it looks like I may have misunderstood. 1.3093 0.05928 97 73 18 6
2235 That's pretty crude for a heavenly body. 1.3093 0.05357 97 70 24 3
2236 And we thought “super blood moon” was creepy. 1.3093 0.05554 97 71 22 4
2237 Oh,he was just kidding about 2020... 1.3093 0.05357 97 70 24 3
2238 I have no idea, but last night it was an eggplant 1.3093 0.05357 97 70 24 3
2239 Ugh, read the room. 1.3091 0.05441 110 82 22 6
2240 Must be the Moonshine! 1.3089 0.05307 123 93 22 8
2241 I guess the latest Moon update came with new emojis. 1.3088 0.07335 68 52 11 5
2242 This usually happens around the third glass of wine. 1.3088 0.06375 68 49 17 2
2243 It's an emoji from God! 1.3086 0.05994 81 59 19 3
2244 I love this new magic mushroom wine! 1.3086 0.06489 81 61 15 5
2245 I think he's had one too many..... 1.3086 0.05731 81 58 21 2
2246 Well, honey, we DID come out here to spice up our marriage.” 1.3086 0.05994 81 59 19 3
2247 Ah, a winking gibbous.” 1.3085 0.05459 94 68 23 3
2248 And you think the Mona Lisa's smile is enigmatic? 1.3085 0.05459 94 68 23 3
2249 Think I just got sexually harassed by a heavenly body. 1.3085 0.06241 94 72 15 7
2250 Gone.....with the wind! 1.3085 0.05023 94 66 27 1
2251 Wow, it's true. There really is no privacy anymore. 1.3085 0.05459 94 68 23 3
2252 Which one us do you think he's flirting with? 1.3085 0.05459 94 68 23 3
2253 “Sarcastic nature?” 1.3085 0.05863 94 70 19 5
2254 "The moon is not fully serious yet. 1.3085 0.05863 94 70 19 5
2255 Apparently, 4.5 billion is 18 in moon years. 1.3085 0.05863 94 70 19 5
2256 I can't manplaine this one. 1.3085 0.05665 94 69 21 4
2257 Who knew that cheese could wink. 1.3084 0.05379 107 79 23 5
2258 Is Amazon thinking about changing its logo? 1.3084 0.05541 107 80 21 6
2259 There’s mischief afoot on his dark side. 1.3084 0.05213 107 78 25 4
2260 He’s definitely a “glass is half full” kinda guy. 1.3084 0.05213 107 78 25 4
2261 I was hoping we’d finally have some time alone.... 1.3084 0.05213 107 78 25 4
2262 Huh, I guess that old song is true, moonlight does feel right. 1.3084 0.05213 107 78 25 4
2263 He just found out Trump canceled his trip to the moon! 1.3083 0.05131 120 89 25 6
2264 Never should have sold it to Facebook. 1.3077 0.05647 104 78 20 6
2265 I was hoping for a romantic night alone, just the two of us. 1.3077 0.05343 91 65 24 2
2266 Finish your drinks. It’s safe to go home now. 1.3077 0.06657 78 59 14 5
2267 He's giving us permission to do something! But what?!?! 1.3077 0.05567 91 66 22 3
2268 It's glitching again Roger 1.3077 0.05216 117 87 24 6
2269 How romantic...an emoji moon! 1.3077 0.05782 91 67 20 4
2270 Why is he so happy? Does he think America is great again? 1.3077 0.07247 65 49 12 4
2271 Judging by the sun, it’s 5:00 somewhere 1.3077 0.06657 78 59 14 5
2272 Now, that's a shame. With his audience, you'd think he'd have better material. 1.3077 0.05647 104 78 20 6
2273 I guess the universe is benevolent 1.3077 0.05859 78 56 20 2
2274 I’m OVER this moon. 1.3077 0.05127 104 75 26 3
2275 It’s that ole devil moon,again. 1.3077 0.06402 78 58 16 4
2276 The moon is trying to tell us how happy she is that Trump is gone. 1.3077 0.06657 78 59 14 5
2277 How did Bernie get up there? 1.3077 0.06907 65 48 14 3
2278 I see the emoonji is waning. 1.3077 0.05647 104 78 20 6
2279 Isn’t she too old to be using emojis? 1.3077 0.05479 104 77 22 5
2280 Looks like we just made it for happy hour. 1.3077 0.06136 78 57 18 3
2281 The sun setting on the Trump administration. 1.3077 0.06657 78 59 14 5
2282 Nice to see the Woman in the Moon tonight. 1.3071 0.04810 127 93 29 5
2283 Who's your wine dealer? 1.3071 0.05185 127 96 23 8
2284 Emoji unleashed. 1.3070 0.05305 114 85 23 6
2285 They predicted rain followed by LOL. 1.3070 0.05157 114 84 25 5
2286 He’s saying he wants to reveal his dark side. 1.3069 0.05217 101 73 25 3
2287 I believe he’s telling us what we want to hear, whatever that is. 1.3069 0.05758 101 76 19 6
2288 Those heavenly bodies know things they're not telling us. 1.3069 0.05023 101 72 27 2
2289 Wow. We really are drunk aren't we! 1.3069 0.05927 101 77 17 7
2290 How does the moon know that it's our third date? 1.3068 0.06334 88 67 15 6
2291 February. Lovers' Moon. Happy Valentine's Day! 1.3068 0.05682 88 64 21 3
2292 I bet he has gotten his shot 1.3068 0.06124 88 66 17 5
2293 I'm sure, Grace, that no one is aware that we're meeting behind our spouses' backs. 1.3068 0.06124 88 66 17 5
2294 You best believe ;) 1.3068 0.06537 88 68 13 7
2295 Think I must have grabbed a bottle of homemade sanitizer instead of the organic wine again. 1.3068 0.05907 88 65 19 4
2296 I know it looks like the moon, but... 1.3068 0.05202 88 62 25 1
2297 Well, this is emojional 1.3067 0.06288 75 55 17 3
2298 The moon is into its flirting phase! 1.3067 0.06569 75 56 15 4
2299 This is a lot of pressure for a first date. 1.3067 0.06837 75 57 13 5
2300 The Abyss isn't meant to wink back at you like that. 1.3063 0.05694 111 85 18 8
2301 Uh, if you’ll excuse us I think we have something to discuss in private. 1.3063 0.05245 111 82 24 5
2302 On the whole, I preferred the Northern Lights 1.3063 0.05245 111 82 24 5
2303 Trust me on this. That Cabernet needs to breathe a little more. 1.3063 0.04922 111 80 28 3
2304 If it nods too, I'm on the wagon." "And didn't Geo Booth do this better?" 1.3061 0.05876 98 74 18 6
2305 No, I am not into a ménage à trois. 1.3061 0.05876 98 74 18 6
2306 My sister claims that if you squint just right, you can see a face, but I can't quite get there. 1.3061 0.05876 98 74 18 6
2307 Will you look at that! Hank Aaron finally hit the moon in the eye, with a big pizza pie! 1.3061 0.05876 98 74 18 6
2308 I told you we have been watching too much Teletubbies 1.3061 0.05506 98 72 22 4
2309 I bet she does that to everybody 1.3061 0.05109 98 70 26 2
2310 Is it the wine, or is the man in the moon hitting on you? Josh G, Reno NV. 1.3059 0.06268 85 64 16 5
2311 Well now, there! If that doesn’t validate that you’ve still got ‘it,’ what will? 1.3059 0.05803 85 62 20 3
2312 A second full moon in a February leap year is called an Emoji Moon,but I don't really know why. 1.3059 0.06905 85 67 10 8
2313 I think it translates... tonight's the night. 1.3059 0.06040 85 63 18 4
2314 Now I’d rather see his dark side. 1.3059 0.05803 85 62 20 3
2315 Do you really think planet Earth is in on it? 1.3059 0.05557 85 61 22 2
2316 It’s the dawn of the digital age. 1.3059 0.05803 85 62 20 3
2317 Let's not get on his dark side. 1.3059 0.06040 85 63 18 4
2318 Something tells me we shouldn’t bet our bottom dollar, Larry. 1.3059 0.05803 85 62 20 3
2319 Hey, we always knew it was a joke, right? 1.3058 0.04817 121 88 29 4
2320 The expanding hole in the ozone layer has changed him into a sarcastic jerk. 1.3056 0.05497 108 81 21 6
2321 You just can’t escape these emojis—they’re EVERYwhere! 1.3056 0.06748 72 54 14 4
2322 What is it you want Mary? You want the moon? Well, it looks like you've already had the moon... 1.3056 0.07032 72 55 12 5
2323 Facebook went too far- 1.3056 0.05172 108 79 25 4
2324 Maybe China did more than take samples! 1.3056 0.05337 108 80 23 5
2325 I have a complicated relationship with God. 1.3056 0.05002 108 78 27 3
2326 I heard the artist put this one up for the caption competition because it's literally uncaptionable 1.3056 0.05172 108 79 25 4
2327 The sun also surprises. 1.3053 0.05810 95 71 19 5
2328 Sunny days are ahead... trust me... 1.3053 0.05200 95 68 25 2
2329 I suppose it's because it's always wine at sundown somewhere. 1.3053 0.05411 95 69 23 3
2330 Oh oh, the Man in the Moon is flirting with one of us but which one? 1.3053 0.05810 95 71 19 5
2331 Did the sun just wink at me?” “You think everything is about you, Tom. 1.3053 0.05411 95 69 23 3
2332 This path is usually quiet, but you can only see the smug side of the moon. 1.3053 0.05411 95 69 23 3
2333 Wow—China’s really just rubbing it in our faces now with those moon missions. 1.3053 0.05810 95 71 19 5
2334 Is it a good omen, or just the wine? 1.3049 0.06181 82 61 17 4
2335 Which mushrooms did you ferment? 1.3049 0.05933 82 60 19 3
2336 Oh my god, how did Elon Musk get The Moon to wink at us? 1.3049 0.06420 82 62 15 5
2337 He's smiling and I didn't even say cheese 1.3049 0.06181 82 61 17 4
2338 It always feels like someone’s watching us here. 1.3049 0.05401 82 58 23 1
2339 Can’t believe this is happening again. 1.3049 0.05673 82 59 21 2
2340 The Universe has plans for you. 1.3048 0.05434 105 78 22 5
2341 I’m suddenly feeling a bit pressured. How about you? 1.3048 0.05263 105 77 24 4
2342 You know, the moon only gets this full of itself once every fifteen years. 1.3048 0.05086 105 76 26 3
2343 I’ve definitely had too much to drink. I’m hallucinating that we’re allowed to see each other again and not stuck communicating by text message. 1.3048 0.05263 105 77 24 4
2344 It may still be unidentified, but at least it looks friendly." 1.3048 0.05434 105 78 22 5
2345 Mae, I think either that we have been in the mountains too long of that we have had too much wine 1.3043 0.04967 115 84 27 4
2346 Nope, I am not coming up tomorrow 1.3043 0.05517 92 67 22 3
2347 I mean, as long as we're three consenting adults... 1.3043 0.05729 92 68 20 4
2348 I prefer smiley phase 1.3043 0.04967 115 84 27 4
2349 Now even Mother Nature is using emojis... 1.3039 0.05536 102 76 21 5
2350 Actually, I don't find the smile all that contagious. 1.3039 0.05536 102 76 21 5
2351 I miss the old smiley-face emoji. 1.3039 0.05174 102 74 25 3
2352 I think he's coming on yo you! 1.3039 0.05358 102 75 23 4
2353 Do we wink back now? 1.3039 0.05877 102 78 17 7
2354 He's looking at me, not you. Still got it. 1.3039 0.05174 102 74 25 3
2355 I’ve been ignoring his texts. 1.3039 0.05536 102 76 21 5
2356 I think we're spending too much time on our phones. 1.3038 0.06071 79 58 18 3
2357 I know I said I would work on my jealousy, but... 1.3038 0.06332 79 59 16 4
2358 Is there anyone you don’t flirt with? 1.3038 0.06332 79 59 16 4
2359 Leave it to China to prove that theirs was not a faked landing. 1.3038 0.05797 79 57 20 2
2360 Fellin fine sippin moonshine 1.3036 0.05505 112 85 20 7
2361 I’m staring directly into the fucking sun. 1.3036 0.05357 112 84 22 6
2362 We came here to unplug and mother-frickin-nature is sending emojis! 1.3036 0.05205 112 83 24 5
2363 Who has been playing with a magic marker? 1.3036 0.06062 112 89 12 11
2364 I remember when skywriting was smoky cursive from a biplane. 1.3036 0.05649 112 86 18 8
2365 Okay, that was not funny. That was a long four years. 1.3036 0.05357 112 84 22 6
2366 I thought you said waning. 1.3034 0.05628 89 65 21 3
2367 So is he just another friend of yours from high school too? 1.3034 0.06065 89 67 17 5
2368 hang in there folks, just one more sleep until inauguration day 1.3034 0.06065 89 67 17 5
2369 Ok, time to cut back on the drinking! 1.3033 0.04923 122 90 27 5
2370 Maybe it's the wine, but is the moon flirting with me? 1.3030 0.05266 99 72 24 3
2371 This must be the sunny side of life. 1.3030 0.05644 99 74 20 5
2372 She's my SISTER! 1.3030 0.05644 99 74 20 5
2373 Either the moon is winking at me or he has stardust in his eyes! 1.3030 0.05644 99 74 20 5
2374 No, dear, not a lunatic. It has a lunar tick. 1.3030 0.05998 99 76 16 7
2375 He misunderstood when I said, "I love you to the moon and back". 1.3030 0.05644 99 74 20 5
2376 Wow, even the universe is using emojis now. 1.3030 0.05824 99 75 18 6
2377 What did you put in these drinks anyway? 1.3030 0.05644 99 74 20 5
2378 Yeah, I guess I saw that coming 1.3030 0.05266 99 72 24 3
2379 I haven’t seen that emoji before. 1.3028 0.04964 109 79 27 3
2380 At least it’s not a moon. 1.3028 0.05295 109 81 23 5
2381 He loves it when the stars align! 1.3028 0.05132 109 80 25 4
2382 There must be something in this tea because I swear the moon just winked at me. 1.3026 0.06494 76 57 15 4
2383 This month, its definitely not a Blue Moon. 1.3025 0.05000 119 88 26 5
2384 Goodnight Moon, huh? I see how it is. 1.3025 0.04856 119 87 28 4
2385 You have nothing to be jealous about, I promise. We never even kissed. 1.3025 0.05000 119 88 26 5
2386 Look at that smile...kinda makes me think the Man in the Moon just got laid. 1.3023 0.06421 86 66 14 6
2387 I expected a little more gravitas. 1.3023 0.05747 86 63 20 3
2388 I still prefer the old analog sun. 1.3023 0.05747 86 63 20 3
2389 If you think this is weird, you should seen her when she’s waning. 1.3023 0.05747 86 63 20 3
2390 Maybe we shouldn't have tried those mushrooms we found on the trail 1.3021 0.05946 96 73 17 6
2391 That means he knows we’ve been having more sex. 1.3021 0.05364 96 70 23 3
2392 I’m feeling a little inadequate, if that’s the man on the moon coming on to you Beth 1.3021 0.05758 96 72 19 5
2393 What did you put in our drinks! 1.3021 0.05946 96 73 17 6
2394 The Moon even knows! 1.3021 0.05946 96 73 17 6
2395 Adjusting to the transition even gives the moon fits. 1.3021 0.05758 96 72 19 5
2396 Now I know why they call this stuff “moonshine.” 1.3021 0.05364 96 70 23 3
2397 Did you just say 'Here's looking at you, kiddo!' to Dr. Biden? 1.3021 0.05758 96 72 19 5
2398 Maybe we should stop drinking? 1.3021 0.05565 96 71 21 4
2399 He looks good now. I don't ever want to see the day he feels blue. 1.3019 0.05555 106 80 20 6
2400 Do you think Neil Armstrong spilled the beans? 1.3019 0.05390 106 79 22 5
2401 My faith in humanity has waned. 1.3019 0.05046 106 77 26 3
2402 Felicity, when you invited me over to see a winking moon this wasn't what I was expecting!" 1.3017 0.05368 116 88 21 7
2403 With less pollution, it is amazing all the details we now see 1.3016 0.07379 63 48 11 4
2404 I could have sworn that emjoi just mooned me. 1.3014 0.06071 73 53 18 2
2405 I just love the harvest emoticon. 1.3014 0.06376 73 54 16 3
2406 Apparently, the moon landing was successful. 1.3014 0.06376 73 54 16 3
2407 This time something hit the moons eye 1.3014 0.06668 73 55 14 4
2408 Think the man in the moon had a little too much wine too... 1.3012 0.05617 83 60 21 2
2409 Oops! He's winking! I'm out of here!! 1.3012 0.06117 83 62 17 4
2410 I see a good moon rising. 1.3012 0.05617 83 60 21 2
2411 I'm pretty sure he's saying it's ok if we have sex. 1.3012 0.05872 83 61 19 3
2412 Do you feel like someone's watching us? 1.3012 0.06580 83 64 13 6
2413 Do you think the joke's on us? 1.3011 0.05467 93 68 22 3
2414 But if you try to take a picture it’s still just a dot. 1.3011 0.05677 93 69 20 4
2415 Isn’t that the same moon you were with last night ? 1.3011 0.05467 93 68 22 3
2416 Do you think he winks are everyone...or just us? 1.3011 0.05467 93 68 22 3
2417 Is this... amore? 1.3011 0.06264 93 72 14 7
2418 I’m looking forward to next month’s ever so silly tongue sticking out moon. 1.3011 0.05677 93 69 20 4
2419 Even though I’m dating some new, I still see her emojis everywhere I look 1.3011 0.05677 93 69 20 4
2420 We’re busted. He can tell it’s white Zinfandel from 238,900 miles away. 1.3011 0.06074 93 71 16 6
2421 I may lay off the micro dosing now that Trump has left the White House 1.3011 0.05467 93 68 22 3
2422 Always makes a fool of himself when he drinks. 1.3010 0.05490 103 77 21 5
2423 Those mushrooms we picked earlier... you sure they were safe? 1.3010 0.05314 103 76 23 4
2424 So, he winks when he’s full 1.3010 0.05827 103 79 17 7
2425 I'm suddenly in the mood for pizza and beer. 1.3009 0.05166 113 84 24 5
2426 I get the feeling I’m the only one not in on the joke. 1.3000 0.05795 90 67 19 4
2427 we've been staring at computer screens too long. 1.3000 0.05795 90 67 19 4
2428 That’s not Jackie Gleason. 1.3000 0.06211 90 69 15 6
2429 That really is a new moon! 1.3000 0.06222 70 51 17 2
2430 John am I drunk or is the moon hitting on me. Don't be silly Sarah...I'm obviously the one being hit on. 1.3000 0.05500 120 93 18 9
2431 Organic wine hits different. 1.3000 0.05412 100 74 22 4
2432 Do you have a feeling we're being watched? 1.3000 0.05093 110 81 25 4
2433 Do you believe in signs? 1.3000 0.05025 100 72 26 2
2434 Full Emojis are so romantic. 1.3000 0.04926 110 80 27 3
2435 I guess I am not the first with this idea. 1.3000 0.05254 110 82 23 5
2436 I think the Man in the Moon is getting lucky tonight! 1.3000 0.05596 100 75 20 5
2437 Did walmart buy the sky too? 1.3000 0.05795 90 67 19 4
2438 Great! It’s still happy hour 1.3000 0.05575 90 66 21 3
2439 As your friend, I think you can do better. He seems a little too full of himself. 1.3000 0.05795 90 67 19 4
2440 Do you think he knows we’re drinking moonshine? 1.3000 0.06222 70 51 17 2
2441 I think he approves of our hiking gear. 1.3000 0.06512 80 61 14 5
2442 But what kind of wink is it? 1.3000 0.05222 100 73 24 3
2443 December 31st 2019 1.3000 0.06007 90 68 17 5
2444 Just when we thought things were back to normal... 1.3000 0.05254 110 82 23 5
2445 How much did you put in the tea, Dear? 1.3000 0.06751 80 62 12 6
2446 - I think he is posing for a new emoji 1.2991 0.05465 117 90 19 8
2447 This optimism for Biden is a force to reckon with. 1.2991 0.05347 107 80 22 5
2448 Wow, on the eve of the inauguration, even the man in the moon seems happier. 1.2991 0.05667 107 82 18 7
2449 That is so 2020. 1.2991 0.05347 107 80 22 5
2450 Is he winking because it’s the beginning or the end? 1.2991 0.04641 107 76 30 1
2451 What a cheese ball. 1.2991 0.05180 107 79 24 4
2452 And this is where I like to be alone 1.2991 0.04827 107 77 28 2
2453 It’s only emoji moon..... 1.2990 0.05516 97 72 21 4
2454 Kinda sassy, dear. Let's moon 'em! 1.2990 0.05892 97 74 17 6
2455 Y’all can do your thang, I won’t watch... much. ;) 1.2990 0.05317 97 71 23 3
2456 The sun will come up tomorrow" Sure, but after the last 4 years, are you absolutely sure 1.2990 0.06072 97 75 15 7
2457 It’s crazy that people used to believe the sun was a semicolon and right parenthesis. 1.2990 0.05516 97 72 21 4
2458 Honestly, I’m just glad He didn’t send another eggplant emoji. 1.2989 0.05921 87 65 18 4
2459 Everybody's a comedian 1.2989 0.04936 87 61 26 0
2460 I think the edibles are kicking in. 1.2989 0.06356 87 67 14 6
2461 I always thought it was a 'waning' moon." 1.2989 0.05921 87 65 18 4
2462 My drone projector had to fly some distance for this. 1.2989 0.05691 87 64 20 3
2463 Well, I did warn you about Mom's moonshine recipe. 1.2989 0.06356 87 67 14 6
2464 The full-bodied red is fine...the full-of-itself moon I could do without. 1.2989 0.06143 87 66 16 5
2465 It is quite a rare phenomenon to catch the 'Dryish January Moon' at its peak' let's toast 1.2989 0.05691 87 64 20 3
2466 I was going to propose, but now I feel uncomfortable. 1.2987 0.06682 77 59 13 5
2467 I thought you said it was going to be just the two of us. 1.2987 0.06421 77 58 15 4
2468 So, is the Winking Face Phase before or after ROFL Phase? 1.2987 0.06682 77 59 13 5
2469 I don't care what you think, there's still something disconcerting about it. 1.2987 0.06421 77 58 15 4
2470 Sure, allow private space travel to the moon, they said. What could go wrong? 1.2987 0.06149 77 57 17 3
2471 Sweetheart, we made it happen tonight 1.2987 0.06149 77 57 17 3
2472 I told you this drink brings their best version out of everyone 1.2987 0.05865 77 56 19 2
2473 What; no drink for me? 1.2984 0.05119 124 94 23 7
2474 Do you ever think we might be living in a simulation? 1.2981 0.05271 104 77 23 4
2475 The Chinese did it. 1.2981 0.05445 104 78 21 5
2476 Don't look now, but I think he's checking you out. 1.2981 0.05445 104 78 21 5
2477 And that’s where the ;) emoji comes from, the mighty moon 1.2981 0.05445 104 78 21 5
2478 These emoji updates are getting outta hand 1.2981 0.05271 104 77 23 4
2479 He hasn’t stopped doing that since he took an asteroid for us in 2020. 1.2981 0.05778 104 80 17 7
2480 Well I guess that nixes the Green Cheese Theory. 1.2979 0.05825 94 71 18 5
2481 I'd have to say luv, she looks like a very cheeky pizza pie. 1.2979 0.05825 94 71 18 5
2482 Ah,the extremely rare Winky Moon is on full display tonight. 1.2979 0.06018 94 72 16 6
2483 Maybe I'm just gettin old, but I'm so nostalgic for the old moon. 1.2979 0.06205 94 73 14 7
2484 Don't be fooled. I saw one like that this time last year and you see how THAT turned out. 1.2979 0.05825 94 71 18 5
2485 Man, the ad budget for the 'Emoji Movie' sequel is out of control. 1.2979 0.05825 94 71 18 5
2486 Hey! What's with that wink? Is there something going on between you two? 1.2979 0.05418 94 69 22 3
2487 He's winking. No, I think he has something in his eye. No, he's definitely winking. Well, that's just creepy. 1.2979 0.05825 94 71 18 5
2488 Your phone’s screen is enormous! 1.2979 0.05625 94 70 20 4
2489 Is that wink benevolent or malevolent? 1.2979 0.04978 94 67 26 1
2490 Of course he’s smiling. It’s happy hour. 1.2979 0.05625 94 70 20 4
2491 I think this month it's called the Nudge Nudge moon. 1.2979 0.05825 94 71 18 5
2492 Sorry, Gladys. This isn’t Moonstruck and you’re NOT Cher. 1.2979 0.05625 94 70 20 4
2493 It could be the wine and the altitude talking, but I think he's flirting with you. 1.2979 0.05202 94 68 24 2
2494 Uh, I guess happy hour just hit a new high. 1.2976 0.05813 84 62 19 3
2495 He must know something we don’t 1.2976 0.06511 84 65 13 6
2496 That's the most beautiful semi-colon and end parenthesis I've ever seen. 1.2976 0.06287 84 64 15 5
2497 Look! Even the Moon knows that 2020 was a bad joke. 1.2976 0.05561 84 61 21 2
2498 I think the Ayahuasca is kicking in. 1.2975 0.04491 121 87 32 2
2499 I think it's going to take more than one night away to fix our screen time problem. 1.2973 0.06865 74 57 12 5
2500 According to our lawyers, it is okay if we sing “when the moon seems to wink like you had too much to drink that’s amour”. It has to be off key though. 1.2973 0.06590 74 56 14 4
2501 He thinks he's so clever to have thought of the term emoonji. 1.2973 0.06303 74 55 16 3
2502 My favorite, an emoji moon" 1.2973 0.06303 74 55 16 3
2503 If it sends me another kiss I swear to God i’m leaving. 1.2973 0.06590 74 56 14 4
2504 Are you sure you want to be romanced under the moonlight? 1.2973 0.05368 111 84 21 6
2505 Somebody's had too much to wink. 1.2973 0.05808 111 87 15 9
2506 Moon me.” - the moon ;) 1.2973 0.06303 74 55 16 3
2507 I don't know that a full moon should be so insolent. 1.2970 0.05548 101 76 20 5
2508 We definitely had too much to drink. 1.2970 0.05548 101 76 20 5
2509 Here's to ya 1.2970 0.05548 101 76 20 5
2510 See, God has a sense of humor. 1.2970 0.05548 101 76 20 5
2511 I was more comfortable before I realized it was watching us. 1.2970 0.04984 101 73 26 2
2512 I've never seen her before in my life! 1.2970 0.05548 101 76 20 5
2513 The right eye isn't available in your country👁️❌ 1.2969 0.04486 128 93 32 3
2514 Oh, that's right! Today was April first! 1.2967 0.05741 91 68 19 4
2515 He needs to do more than that to make me happy when skies are gray. 1.2967 0.06151 91 70 15 6
2516 The moon is waxing fresh tonight. 1.2967 0.06151 91 70 15 6
2517 good luck earth, moon will always be around 1.2967 0.05949 91 69 17 5
2518 You're right being drunk makes it less scary. 1.2967 0.05298 91 66 23 2
2519 Is it my imagination, or is the man in the moon winking at you? 1.2967 0.05949 91 69 17 5
2520 I knew I shouldn't have said anything to Mom. 1.2967 0.06151 91 70 15 6
2521 Is that wink for you or me? 1.2967 0.05524 91 67 21 3
2522 And this year, on January 20, it’s the “we-got-this” full moon. 1.2967 0.06151 91 70 15 6
2523 Hey guys, let’s talk about the flat earth theory. 1.2967 0.06151 91 70 15 6
2524 Have you ever considered an open relationship? 1.2967 0.05949 91 69 17 5
2525 Honey, when you wished our son would get in touch did you check the spelling? 1.2967 0.05524 91 67 21 3
2526 I’ll be back tomorrow, promise! 1.2967 0.05949 91 69 17 5
2527 Is he flirting or is it just something in his eye? 1.2963 0.06197 81 61 16 4
2528 Yes, sure I love you to the moon and back. 1.2963 0.05305 108 81 22 5
2529 I'm just going to assume someone dosed our wine. 1.2963 0.05943 81 60 18 3
2530 Now who's the crazy lunatic? 1.2963 0.05943 81 60 18 3
2531 I think he’s on to us” 1.2963 0.06197 81 61 16 4
2532 Good sign for post Trump future! 1.2963 0.05622 108 83 18 7
2533 That’s some waxing moon. 1.2963 0.05305 108 81 22 5
2534 Hmmm, what’s the difference between being facetious and being sarcastic? 1.2963 0.05305 108 81 22 5
2535 That's a little more subtle than a big pizza pie, but I'll take it. 1.2963 0.05465 108 82 20 6
2536 If winking moon the clouds enshroud, is thinking aloud allowed?" — Merlot Pino 1.2963 0.06442 81 62 14 5
2537 You WOULD think he’s winking at YOU! 1.2963 0.06197 81 61 16 4
2538 We have to stop drinking ! 1.2963 0.05465 108 82 20 6
2539 I'm the Man in the Moon,it's June,so where's the Spoon???? 1.2963 0.06197 81 61 16 4
2540 Don’t worry honey. He’s more than 6 feet away, he doesn’t need a mask. 1.2963 0.05943 81 60 18 3
2541 Does he know we’re not actually going to bathe in the moonlight? 1.2963 0.05622 108 83 18 7
2542 Wonder what he did to the old man. 1.2960 0.04823 125 93 27 5
2543 When you said this wine was strong, you weren't kidding. 1.2959 0.05272 98 72 23 3
2544 When did Amazon buy the moon? 1.2959 0.05840 98 75 17 6
2545 I'm a little concerned. He blew a kiss at me last night. 1.2959 0.05468 98 73 21 4
2546 Check out that guy eying you from across the galaxy. 1.2959 0.05657 98 74 19 5
2547 Yes it's true, He's GONE!! 1.2959 0.05468 98 73 21 4
2548 First his logo was a bat and now it’s a winky face... do you think Batman is trolling us? 1.2959 0.05272 98 72 23 3
2549 When you said you wanted a honeymoon, I thought you meant with me. 1.2957 0.04937 115 85 26 4
2550 Do you have your phone? 1.2957 0.05236 115 87 22 6
2551 Just a phase, I know a flirt when I see one. 1.2955 0.06082 88 67 16 5
2552 He's got stardust in his contacts again. 1.2955 0.05863 88 66 18 4
2553 When I wink, you think it’s gross. 1.2955 0.05636 88 65 20 3
2554 Don’t respond. That’s where lunatics come from. 1.2955 0.05399 88 64 22 2
2555 What's in these cool-aids? 1.2955 0.05863 88 66 18 4
2556 Maybe we should cut back to 6 glasses of wine a day. 1.2955 0.05863 88 66 18 4
2557 If that's not a sign of the end times I don't know what is 1.2955 0.05863 88 66 18 4
2558 No, I am not the one that is flirting! 1.2952 0.05228 105 78 23 4
2559 Nice to see the poop emoji has been replaced. 1.2952 0.05400 105 79 21 5
2560 ‘I get the feeling he knows something we don’t know’ 1.2952 0.05400 105 79 21 5
2561 Maybe if you wore less revealing clothes celestial bodies wouldn't flirt with you so much. 1.2951 0.05165 122 93 22 7
2562 Is it just me or is this the start of the next four years. 1.2949 0.06607 78 60 13 5
2563 I guess we just missed the jumping cow 1.2949 0.06854 78 61 11 6
2564 All these years, I've been drawing it wrong. 1.2949 0.06082 78 58 17 3
2565 The optimist in me says "It's hitting on me." The pessimist in me says: It's hitting on you. The realist in me says: "I have had too much to drink." 1.2949 0.05802 78 57 19 2
2566 I really hope it’s just the wine... 1.2949 0.05508 78 56 21 1
2567 I guess this is the upside of global warming. 1.2947 0.05157 95 69 24 2
2568 Another ex-boyfriend? 1.2947 0.05574 95 71 20 4
2569 I don't think I like you working night-shift anymore? 1.2947 0.05370 95 70 22 3
2570 Did he say when the cheese would get here? 1.2947 0.05962 95 73 16 6
2571 Does he do that when we're not drinking? 1.2947 0.05574 95 71 20 4
2572 Love, do you think the hand of providence had something to do with this election? 1.2947 0.05574 95 71 20 4
2573 Hey.. what kind of mushrooms did you say this was infused with? 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
2574 I guess the future really is bright! 1.2946 0.05016 112 83 25 4
2575 Is it just me, or are things looking up for everyone? 1.2946 0.05476 112 86 19 7
2576 Will wink for wine 1.2946 0.04853 112 82 27 3
2577 I guess the moon really is cheesy. 1.2941 0.06223 85 65 15 5
2578 It appears the eclipse has been eclipsed! 1.2941 0.06444 85 66 13 6
2579 This motherfucker... 1.2941 0.06007 102 80 14 8
2580 A romantic moonlight stroll seemed like a good idea until John realized it was the night of the Swinger’s Moon 1.2941 0.06658 85 67 11 7
2581 The moon is super cheesy tonight. 1.2941 0.05755 85 63 19 3
2582 Loook into my eye. 1.2941 0.05755 85 63 19 3
2583 I think it knows we are having an affair 1.2941 0.05755 85 63 19 3
2584 But it’s only a paper moon.” 1.2941 0.05501 102 77 20 5
2585 Now isn't this more fun than guessing faces in clouds? 1.2941 0.04944 102 74 26 2
2586 This IS good wine! 1.2941 0.06968 68 52 12 4
2587 Here’s to no longer sleeping with one eye open. Cheers to the next four years! 1.2941 0.06444 85 66 13 6
2588 It’s five o’clock somewhere. 1.2941 0.04944 102 74 26 2
2589 That's strange. I've never seen this emoji before. 1.2941 0.05993 85 64 17 4
2590 You never told me HE was your ex - how do you expect me to compete with him? 1.2936 0.05099 109 81 24 4
2591 Not here Fred, someone will see us! 1.2936 0.05099 109 81 24 4
2592 What kind of eclipse is that? 1.2936 0.05099 109 81 24 4
2593 I’m quitting my phone for a month. 1.2935 0.06473 92 73 11 8
2594 Hey pal,you keep winking at my girlfriend and your left eye is going to look like your right eye. 1.2935 0.06093 92 71 15 6
2595 So I guess this is the positive outlook 1.2935 0.05473 92 68 21 3
2596 I guess the ‘me too’ movement is still a few light years away from the man in the moon. 1.2935 0.05473 92 68 21 3
2597 This is how the world ends? 1.2935 0.05687 92 69 19 4
2598 Before we go any further, is there, is there something you want to tell me? 1.2935 0.05473 92 68 21 3
2599 Remember when you popped that bottle of champagne and yelled that loved me to the moon and back? 1.2935 0.05687 92 69 19 4
2600 ‘Is he flirting with us or is it the wine?’ 1.2935 0.05687 92 69 19 4
2601 Well, after the last few years, I’m not sure “just kidding” really works for me. 1.2933 0.06785 75 58 12 5
2602 Moonlit walks are not what they used to be since Facebook acquired their lunar emoji. 1.2933 0.06785 75 58 12 5
2603 Don't mind me. Just makin some moonshine. 1.2931 0.05478 116 90 18 8
2604 See, it's wine o'clock, can we drink now? 1.2931 0.05197 116 88 22 6
2605 Ironic, I can't seem to catch a wink when he's full of himself. 1.2931 0.05340 116 89 20 7
2606 Didn't I tell you it's all just a cosmic joke? 1.2929 0.05607 99 75 19 5
2607 Waning or, um, waxing poetic? 1.2929 0.05607 99 75 19 5
2608 Guess everyone's happy there's a new administration 1.2929 0.05026 99 72 25 2
2609 It wouldn't be make believe if you believed in me. 1.2929 0.05227 99 73 23 3
2610 It's the emoji moon, Japan landed men on the moon with 8000 ink pens. 1.2929 0.05788 99 76 17 6
2611 Is this sun of bitch gibbous winking at you again! 1.2929 0.05964 99 77 15 7
2612 I feel like we might be in a drug commercial 1.2929 0.05026 99 72 25 2
2613 I thought tonight was supposed to be a winking crescent 1.2929 0.05026 99 72 25 2
2614 It's not the same since Zuckerberg beat Musk in the space race. 1.2927 0.05881 82 61 18 3
2615 Maybe, somehow, involving Mister Rogers. 1.2927 0.05620 82 60 20 2
2616 Best emoji I’ve seen in a long time. 1.2927 0.05881 82 61 18 3
2617 What did you put in my wine 1.2927 0.05881 82 61 18 3
2618 Second glass of sterno? 1.2925 0.05522 106 81 19 6
2619 This could’ve been a text. 1.2925 0.05186 106 79 23 4
2620 Well regardless...that’s my last Long Island Iced Tea 1.2921 0.05582 89 66 20 3
2621 Who said there was no man on the moon? 1.2921 0.05348 89 65 22 2
2622 What did you put in the wine, darling?" "Shh, good stuff, don't ask. 1.2921 0.05582 89 66 20 3
2623 What did you say was in this? 1.2921 0.05582 89 66 20 3
2624 I complemented her once and now she won’t leave me alone all day. 1.2921 0.06231 89 69 14 6
2625 Are you helio-cinating too, Marg? 1.2921 0.05582 89 66 20 3
2626 My grip on reality continues to loosen, how about yours? 1.2921 0.05582 89 66 20 3
2627 The man in the moon’s already had a few! 1.2921 0.05348 89 65 22 2
2628 The emoji in the sky. 1.2921 0.05582 89 66 20 3
2629 What'll Walmart think of next? 1.2921 0.06628 89 71 10 8
2630 Huh. maybe I do spend too much time on my phone. 1.2921 0.05806 89 67 18 4
2631 Maybe we shouldn't have started that third bottle of pinot. 1.2920 0.04978 113 84 25 4
2632 Is that a man or a woman flirting, and with whom? 1.2920 0.05286 113 86 21 6
2633 I miss the old days. 1.2917 0.06076 72 53 17 2
2634 See, Bob, even the sun has learned how to use emojis during quarantine. 1.2917 0.05524 96 72 20 4
2635 It looks like we're in third grade art class again. 1.2917 0.05524 96 72 20 4
2636 Hmm...Seems more like piacere than amore. 1.2917 0.05524 96 72 20 4
2637 I dunno -- how far is a happy face going to take us? 1.2917 0.05322 96 71 22 3
2638 I can’t tell if the sun is winking, or I’m being blinded by staring at it. 1.2917 0.05524 96 72 20 4
2639 I believe tonight we bear witness to a new moon... the emoji moon 1.2917 0.06689 72 55 13 4
2640 I think Facebook's satellites program might be going too far. 1.2917 0.06390 72 54 15 3
2641 The moon looks like an emoonji tonight,dear. 1.2913 0.05278 103 77 22 4
2642 I got it," she winked. 1.2913 0.05455 103 78 20 5
2643 Can you believe what was possible after we put scientists in charge? 1.2913 0.05094 103 76 24 3
2644 Oh look, it’s an emoji moon. 1.2911 0.06016 79 59 17 3
2645 Wow! You really are in tune with your cycle! 1.2911 0.06016 79 59 17 3
2646 😉, Can we have some privacy now? 1.2911 0.06280 79 60 15 4
2647 I'm not oblivious, honey, and anyway, even after two glasses of wine that's clearly THREE UFOs! 1.2911 0.06280 79 60 15 4
2648 Is he winking at me or you? 1.2909 0.05379 110 84 20 6
2649 You don't suppose that the Man in the Moon is coming on to you..." 1.2907 0.05698 86 64 19 3
2650 Don’t worry, he won’t be Full of himself for another month. 1.2907 0.05698 86 64 19 3
2651 I’m online too much. I see emojis everywhere! 1.2907 0.05933 86 65 17 4
2652 Wow Julie, even the moon thinks we should be together 1.2907 0.06378 86 67 13 6
2653 I really enjoyed the Great Conjunction BUT this is really something. 1.2907 0.06159 86 66 15 5
2654 I think it approves of day-drinking 1.2903 0.05423 93 69 21 3
2655 Blood-red moon, eh? Now what could that be about? 1.2903 0.05423 93 69 21 3
2656 Keep winking and you'll see my dark side, buddy. 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
2657 How could you eclipse that? 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
2658 The moon has been amorous all weekend but I think it’s just a phase. 1.2903 0.07411 62 48 10 4
2659 This wasn't exactly what I had in mind when the weather lady said the sun would be smiling down on us today. 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
2660 Is it more like the sky is in sleep mode, or power-saving mode? 1.2900 0.04777 100 72 27 1
2661 Encouragement or post-COVID trauma? 1.2900 0.06079 100 79 13 8
2662 I think it means, "Trump was a joke." 1.2900 0.05911 100 78 15 7
2663 At least he didn't moon you. 1.2900 0.05374 100 75 21 4
2664 Is it the Pinot or pareidolia? 1.2900 0.05738 100 77 17 6
2665 He's just trying to be cute. 1.2900 0.05559 100 76 19 5
2666 I hope this isn't good-bye. 1.2899 0.06879 69 53 12 4
2667 Wow, your ex-boyfriend is really good with emojis. 1.2899 0.06879 69 53 12 4
2668 No, of course I didn't spike your drink. 1.2899 0.06879 69 53 12 4
2669 Maybe there is something to this global warming thing? 1.2897 0.05635 107 83 17 7
2670 Your problems do not look so bad from this distance. 1.2897 0.05145 107 80 23 4
2671 Great! Now even the moon is displaying emojis. 1.2897 0.05635 107 83 17 7
2672 So much for any frolicking. 1.2897 0.05145 107 80 23 4
2673 Perhaps Elon Musk does have too much money. 1.2897 0.05145 107 80 23 4
2674 I feel like it’s mocking me. 1.2897 0.05145 107 80 23 4
2675 Martha.. how old did you say this merlot was? 1.2897 0.04970 107 79 25 3
2676 Mr. Emoji Risin’. 1.2895 0.06963 76 60 10 6
2677 Does he know something I don't know? 1.2895 0.05562 76 55 20 1
2678 Darling, that's the first time he's winked since January 2016! 1.2895 0.06706 76 59 12 5
2679 He is cute, but long distance romances are hard when you can only see him once a month. 1.2895 0.06439 76 58 14 4
2680 My Pisces Moon is getting out of hand tonight 1.2895 0.06160 76 57 16 3
2681 The disingenuous smiley was less unsettling. Now it's just being sarcastic. 1.2892 0.06068 83 63 16 4
2682 Is it the wine, or is that moon too full of himself? 1.2892 0.06534 83 65 12 6
2683 I just assumed he was your friend. 1.2892 0.05821 83 62 18 3
2684 Hasn't Botox done wonders for his craters? 1.2892 0.05821 83 62 18 3
2685 We shouldn't have bought these drinks from that old VW van. 1.2892 0.06068 83 63 16 4
2686 I’m sincerely sorry. Sincerely. 1.2892 0.05821 83 62 18 3
2687 So, there is a God. And she's into emojis." Jan Zlotnick, West Caldwell, N 1.2892 0.05821 83 62 18 3
2688 is the moon winking at me?” “This wine must be too strong. 1.2892 0.05821 83 62 18 3
2689 It’s that a waxing or a winking moon? 1.2892 0.06068 83 63 16 4
2690 the universe winks in mysterious ways 1.2892 0.06755 83 66 10 7
2691 I thought we agreed no texting. 1.2892 0.05821 83 62 18 3
2692 I think he's hot for you. 1.2889 0.05529 90 67 20 3
2693 How did he know we're on our honeymoon? 1.2889 0.05299 90 66 22 2
2694 Do you think that's the face he used for his tinder app? 1.2889 0.05964 90 69 16 5
2695 Looks like a freshly waxed moon tonight. 1.2889 0.05299 90 66 22 2
2696 We're being winked at by a moonshadow. 1.2889 0.05299 90 66 22 2
2697 So, we actually ARE in on it?? 1.2889 0.05299 90 66 22 2
2698 Don't worry - be happy. I'll be back tomorrow. 1.2889 0.05751 90 68 18 4
2699 No mask! Thank goodness were more than 6 feet away! 1.2889 0.06369 90 71 12 7
2700 It's probably just some moon dust in his eye, but even if it weren't I don't think there's any reason to believe he's winking at you. 1.2889 0.05751 90 68 18 4
2701 He's been dipping into that moonshine again 1.2889 0.05299 90 66 22 2
2702 It's trying to smile for us but got stuck buffering. 1.2889 0.05529 90 67 20 3
2703 We always suspectd that these last 4 years were a farce. 1.2889 0.05529 90 67 20 3
2704 Should we argue over this message too? 1.2889 0.06170 90 70 14 6
2705 I guess we've officially hit our limit... 1.2889 0.05529 90 67 20 3
2706 Dan, I want a divorce. 1.2887 0.05855 97 75 16 6
2707 Usually port just makes me fart. 1.2887 0.05668 97 74 18 5
2708 Wait, the moon can see us too? 1.2887 0.05668 97 74 18 5
2709 When Gen Z takes over the bat signal 1.2887 0.05668 97 74 18 5
2710 Looks like tonight’s a full swoon. 1.2887 0.05668 97 74 18 5
2711 Yeah, like she doesn't do that for everyone. 1.2885 0.04668 104 75 28 1
2712 Now that’s a blue moon. 1.2885 0.05409 104 79 20 5
2713 Sunnier days forcast for at least the next four years. 1.2885 0.05744 104 81 16 7
2714 You told me it was a one-time thing. 1.2885 0.05234 104 78 22 4
2715 A Moon winking at us cannot be Real. Didn’t you say the same thing about Trump winning? 1.2885 0.05409 104 79 20 5
2716 When you shot for the moon I think you may have put it’s eye out 1.2885 0.04668 104 75 28 1
2717 Aliens have been writing things in our field again 1.2881 0.04830 118 88 26 4
2718 I think he’s telling us we’ve had enough. 1.2879 0.07084 66 51 11 4
2719 I got a text that said there was going to be a full emoonji tonight. 1.2879 0.07084 66 51 11 4
2720 I believe he knows something we don't. 1.2877 0.06609 73 56 13 4
2721 Pay no attention : it's one of their private jokes with Venus and Mars 1.2877 0.06891 73 57 11 5
2722 That’s a not so subtle light (satellite). 1.2877 0.06609 73 56 13 4
2723 If that's the man in the moon, he's too full of himself. 1.2875 0.06462 80 62 13 5
2724 That's a sun-hither look if I've ever seen one. 1.2875 0.06212 80 61 15 4
2725 Why, a sideways semicolon and close parenthesis. Why do you ask? 1.2875 0.05680 80 59 19 2
2726 Even the Moon is happy with the Biden-Harris win! 1.2875 0.06212 80 61 15 4
2727 You should have seen the moon last week when it was waxing. 1.2875 0.06462 80 62 13 5
2728 Don't you think we should cut back on our screen time? 1.2875 0.06212 80 61 15 4
2729 How long has this wine been sitting out again? 1.2875 0.05952 80 60 17 3
2730 When I asked the moon for a joke I didn’t expect it to show its dark side 1.2875 0.06212 80 61 15 4
2731 I guess the universe is using emojis now. 1.2874 0.05874 87 66 17 4
2732 I’m through, Janice. I just can’t compete. Who could? 1.2874 0.05642 87 65 19 3
2733 Well, it isn’t what I thought Elon Musk would put there, but I like it. 1.2874 0.05400 87 64 21 2
2734 Hey, honey, are you feeling as emojinal as I am? 1.2874 0.05642 87 65 19 3
2735 I could go for a nice slice of cheese right now. 1.2874 0.06313 87 68 13 6
2736 Maybe he does know but he can’t tell.” 1.2872 0.05374 94 70 21 3
2737 I'm glad you can't hear what the dark side is saying. 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
2738 Honey did you add anything different to the drink? 1.2872 0.05784 94 72 17 5
2739 I'd be snarky too, if I was 238,900 miles away from here. 1.2872 0.05784 94 72 17 5
2740 I never really get that one, do you? 1.2872 0.05157 94 69 23 2
2741 I told you mulling the wine with pine needles would lead to hallucinations! 1.2872 0.05374 94 70 21 3
2742 I've been thinking about opening up our marriage. 1.2872 0.05978 94 73 15 6
2743 I'm just hoping God doesn't find the poop emoji. 1.2872 0.05374 94 70 21 3
2744 Yeah, he knows you- and you told me you had never been mooned. 1.2872 0.05784 94 72 17 5
2745 How much wine did we drink? 1.2872 0.05374 94 70 21 3
2746 Maybe we shouldn’t have kicked him off Twitter. 1.2872 0.05978 94 73 15 6
2747 That’s just so predictably cheesy. 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
2748 I don’t get the joke 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
2749 Do you ever feel like the world is laughing at you? 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
2750 Do you think it knows something we don’t? 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
2751 That can’t be good, right? 1.2871 0.05688 101 78 17 6
2752 Good omen? Bad omen? I never know what these things mean. 1.2871 0.05139 101 75 23 3
2753 Is it the wine or is the Man on the Moon getting overly familiar? 1.2871 0.05328 101 76 21 4
2754 Yeah, pretty good thanks. Yourself? 1.2871 0.05328 101 76 21 4
2755 Looks like the Man in the Moon likes you. 1.2871 0.05328 101 76 21 4
2756 I think our relationship just went viral. 1.2871 0.05328 101 76 21 4
2757 I’d be drinking if I lived on earth too 1.2871 0.05511 101 77 19 5
2758 At least it didn’t moon us. 1.2870 0.05589 108 84 17 7
2759 So that’s what the icon on the black screen is! 1.2870 0.05104 108 81 23 4
2760 What do you think it knows that we don't know? 1.2870 0.05057 115 87 23 5
2761 You think she has a Tinder account? 1.2870 0.04904 115 86 25 4
2762 Dammit, we'd better head inside, all the flirty werewolves will be on the prowl tonight.. 1.2869 0.05137 122 94 21 7
2763 I guess things are looking up. 1.2857 0.06005 84 64 16 4
2764 Life Imitating Emoji 1.2857 0.05191 105 79 22 4
2765 Does the wink automatically enroll us in QAnon? 1.2857 0.06366 77 59 14 4