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Name | Value |
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Submission deadline | 2021-01-24T23:53:00.000Z |
Voting started | - |
Voting ended | 2021-02-07T23:54:00.000Z |
Finalists announced | 2021-02-01T23:54:00.000Z |
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued | February 8, 2021 |
Number of captions | 6102 |
Number of responses | 676978 |
Number of participants | - |
In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.
Rank | Caption | Mean | Precision | Total votes | "Unfunny" votes | "Somewhat funny" votes | "Funny" votes |
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0 | Don’t be fooled. He has a dark side. | 2.2606 | 0.01084 | 5238 | 1108 | 1657 | 2473 |
1 | I think it's just a phase. | 1.9945 | 0.01312 | 3458 | 1039 | 1399 | 1020 |
2 | When the moon's in the sky like a big winking eye, that's emoji. | 1.9909 | 0.01081 | 5932 | 2083 | 1820 | 2029 |
3 | Be careful. He has a dark side. | 1.9458 | 0.01055 | 5632 | 1927 | 2083 | 1622 |
4 | No, no, no... you're definitely the first one I've brought up here. | 1.8278 | 0.04146 | 389 | 169 | 118 | 102 |
5 | Just look at him. He's full of himself. | 1.8184 | 0.01508 | 3105 | 1429 | 811 | 865 |
6 | Don't worry, it's just a phase. | 1.8049 | 0.01231 | 3869 | 1585 | 1454 | 830 |
7 | Remind me to close the curtains tonight. | 1.7765 | 0.01807 | 1875 | 830 | 634 | 411 |
8 | Wow, it’s a rare full-of-himself moon. | 1.7722 | 0.03066 | 676 | 309 | 212 | 155 |
9 | He's not winking. We're looking at a luna tic. | 1.7713 | 0.03603 | 516 | 245 | 144 | 127 |
10 | Well, I suppose I’d rather be winked at than mooned. | 1.7627 | 0.01510 | 2756 | 1270 | 870 | 616 |
11 | No, I still just see a semicolon and parenthesis. | 1.7536 | 0.01865 | 1806 | 844 | 563 | 399 |
12 | This isn’t the first time you brought a date up to this spot, isn’t it? | 1.7488 | 0.01525 | 2739 | 1303 | 821 | 615 |
13 | Jesus, Anne, even the moon knows we’re having an affair. | 1.7264 | 0.01698 | 2076 | 983 | 678 | 415 |
14 | To be honest, you're the first girl I've brought up here he likes. | 1.7252 | 0.01837 | 1681 | 771 | 601 | 309 |
15 | I guess Trump leaving office is universally welcomed. | 1.7226 | 0.02075 | 1431 | 694 | 440 | 297 |
16 | It’s probably just a phase. | 1.7210 | 0.01706 | 1896 | 861 | 703 | 332 |
17 | Remember when we would have found this odd? | 1.7184 | 0.01960 | 1495 | 699 | 518 | 278 |
18 | Well this is a new phase. | 1.7125 | 0.01795 | 1708 | 786 | 627 | 295 |
19 | Apparently the lunar probe found the right spot. | 1.7083 | 0.01997 | 1560 | 779 | 457 | 324 |
20 | Post-inaugural happiness extends farther than I thought. | 1.6958 | 0.02125 | 1315 | 651 | 413 | 251 |
21 | I've seen waxing and waning but winking is a new one | 1.6913 | 0.02098 | 1315 | 646 | 429 | 240 |
22 | Is there anybody in the universe you HAVEN’T dated? | 1.6866 | 0.02338 | 1104 | 560 | 330 | 214 |
23 | Now that you've mentioned it, I can't stop seeing a semicolon and a right parenthesis. | 1.6827 | 0.02357 | 1062 | 535 | 329 | 198 |
24 | It's winking, Helen, do we really need to quibble over whether it's waning or waxing?" | 1.6811 | 0.03595 | 461 | 234 | 140 | 87 |
25 | We should buy a case of this. | 1.6790 | 0.02288 | 1159 | 597 | 337 | 225 |
26 | Maybe hes just going through a phase | 1.6772 | 0.03998 | 316 | 147 | 124 | 45 |
27 | I don't think I've ever seen this side of the moon before. | 1.6740 | 0.02334 | 997 | 486 | 350 | 161 |
28 | I sunbathed topless one time and now he won't leave me alone. | 1.6702 | 0.02505 | 946 | 488 | 282 | 176 |
29 | Well you passed that test. My mother is next. | 1.6663 | 0.02381 | 1013 | 516 | 319 | 178 |
30 | I said no elaborate proposal, Steve | 1.6630 | 0.02623 | 828 | 422 | 263 | 143 |
31 | I’m glad he gave us a wink and not the full moon. | 1.6582 | 0.02687 | 828 | 437 | 237 | 154 |
32 | Did we check those mushrooms in the field guide? | 1.6512 | 0.02623 | 840 | 440 | 253 | 147 |
33 | When the moon hits your eye like a big winky smile, that’s emoji. | 1.6491 | 0.02848 | 741 | 398 | 205 | 138 |
34 | I hope this is just a phase. | 1.6459 | 0.02853 | 675 | 347 | 220 | 108 |
35 | Somebody thinks I'm getting lucky tonight. | 1.6458 | 0.02527 | 816 | 408 | 289 | 119 |
36 | He's smiling now, but you should see his dark side. | 1.6401 | 0.02775 | 664 | 332 | 239 | 93 |
37 | You slept with him, didn't you. | 1.6388 | 0.03047 | 623 | 333 | 182 | 108 |
38 | According to NASA it's going to do that until science matters again. | 1.6357 | 0.02867 | 645 | 331 | 218 | 96 |
39 | Now there’s someone who knows it’s always 5 o’clock somewhere. | 1.6348 | 0.03486 | 460 | 243 | 142 | 75 |
40 | He's only been President for a few days, and the world is already looking different. | 1.6345 | 0.02634 | 840 | 454 | 239 | 147 |
41 | Not so much full, as smug | 1.6338 | 0.03026 | 598 | 313 | 191 | 94 |
42 | Do you think that's a frown in Australia? | 1.6311 | 0.03007 | 637 | 344 | 184 | 109 |
43 | It's easy to be upbeat when you're a quarter million miles away. | 1.6307 | 0.03029 | 593 | 311 | 190 | 92 |
44 | First time I've seen that smile in four years. | 1.6271 | 0.03733 | 421 | 231 | 116 | 74 |
45 | Don't trust him, he's got a dark side. | 1.6260 | 0.03833 | 377 | 201 | 116 | 60 |
46 | Ever feel like we aren’t in on the joke? | 1.6257 | 0.03066 | 561 | 292 | 187 | 82 |
47 | Looks friendly, but I bet it has a dark side. | 1.6253 | 0.02580 | 742 | 374 | 272 | 96 |
48 | Red sky at night, sailor's delight. White moon winking, start the drinking. | 1.6211 | 0.03115 | 607 | 337 | 163 | 107 |
49 | I feel like he’s hiding a dark side. | 1.6185 | 0.02876 | 616 | 319 | 213 | 84 |
50 | I hear that he won’t wink again until 2046. | 1.6156 | 0.03640 | 411 | 221 | 127 | 63 |
51 | I thought they either waxed or waned, not winked. | 1.6148 | 0.03140 | 553 | 298 | 170 | 85 |
52 | On second thought, maybe I have had enough to drink. | 1.6145 | 0.03165 | 498 | 257 | 176 | 65 |
53 | Oh, great, another New Yorker cartoon we have to pretend we get. | 1.6133 | 0.03445 | 481 | 266 | 135 | 80 |
54 | We're out in the woods, you said ... no one could see us doing it, you said... | 1.6108 | 0.03258 | 519 | 283 | 155 | 81 |
55 | He seems pretty full of himself tonight. | 1.6077 | 0.03238 | 492 | 261 | 163 | 68 |
56 | It's you winking back at him that worries me. | 1.6071 | 0.03228 | 504 | 270 | 162 | 72 |
57 | The worst thing about being a copy editor is that you start seeing punctuation everywhere. | 1.6068 | 0.03144 | 501 | 261 | 176 | 64 |
58 | I’d be concerned about tomorrow’s high tide. | 1.6061 | 0.03105 | 490 | 250 | 183 | 57 |
59 | Maybe it's just a phase. | 1.6060 | 0.03340 | 434 | 224 | 157 | 53 |
60 | Look dear, it's a full emoji. | 1.6045 | 0.03577 | 440 | 245 | 124 | 71 |
61 | He doesn’t seem to know he’s about to be eclipsed. | 1.6029 | 0.03347 | 491 | 271 | 144 | 76 |
62 | What type of wine is this again? | 1.6026 | 0.03127 | 531 | 285 | 172 | 74 |
63 | I miss the days when we saw a man in the moon and not an emoji. | 1.6014 | 0.02985 | 567 | 301 | 191 | 75 |
64 | When the moon hits your eye, Like a big smiley guy, Its… EMOJI!” | 1.6000 | 0.03618 | 460 | 267 | 110 | 83 |
65 | Should we have given more thought to where we planted the flag? | 1.5996 | 0.03069 | 562 | 306 | 175 | 81 |
66 | This is just wine, right? | 1.5972 | 0.03209 | 494 | 265 | 163 | 66 |
67 | ‘He seems friendly enough, but he’s got a dark side’. | 1.5945 | 0.03457 | 434 | 236 | 138 | 60 |
68 | I think it will be a while before NASA partners with Facebook again. | 1.5944 | 0.03566 | 429 | 239 | 125 | 65 |
69 | It’s just going through one of its phases. | 1.5943 | 0.03371 | 419 | 219 | 151 | 49 |
70 | I kind of liked it better before they sold it to Amazon. | 1.5942 | 0.03371 | 446 | 240 | 147 | 59 |
71 | Let's do it in the tent next time | 1.5934 | 0.03814 | 396 | 227 | 103 | 66 |
72 | Ignore him, he's a lunatic | 1.5929 | 0.03382 | 452 | 246 | 144 | 62 |
73 | I suppose from that far away, things down here don’t look so bad. | 1.5926 | 0.03092 | 486 | 252 | 180 | 54 |
74 | Might be a good idea to close the curtains tonight. | 1.5923 | 0.03435 | 417 | 222 | 143 | 52 |
75 | When the moon winks it’s eye, Like a drunk creepy guy, That’s concerning. | 1.5918 | 0.03652 | 414 | 233 | 117 | 64 |
76 | Didn't know the moon had a suggestive phase. | 1.5899 | 0.03722 | 395 | 222 | 113 | 60 |
77 | I suppose this is the lighter side of the moon. | 1.5875 | 0.03252 | 463 | 248 | 158 | 57 |
78 | Does it seem like even the moon is happier since Trump left the White House? | 1.5841 | 0.03570 | 452 | 263 | 114 | 75 |
79 | Suddenly, the man in the moon seemed less romantic and more creepy. | 1.5826 | 0.03513 | 436 | 246 | 126 | 64 |
80 | What is it you want, Mary? You want the moon? Because I think it wants you too. | 1.5815 | 0.03580 | 411 | 230 | 123 | 58 |
81 | The moon's full of himself tonight. | 1.5797 | 0.03528 | 414 | 230 | 128 | 56 |
82 | I thought you said you'd never been here before | 1.5779 | 0.03526 | 417 | 233 | 127 | 57 |
83 | I'm sure it's just a phase. | 1.5770 | 0.03626 | 357 | 191 | 126 | 40 |
84 | I said goodnight, moon! | 1.5764 | 0.03617 | 406 | 230 | 118 | 58 |
85 | Imagine, 4 billion years ago it was just a semicolon and closed parenthesis. | 1.5738 | 0.03903 | 359 | 207 | 98 | 54 |
86 | Well, it's nice to see he isn't feeling blue anymore. | 1.5733 | 0.03570 | 382 | 209 | 127 | 46 |
87 | That's one giant wink for mankind. | 1.5723 | 0.03893 | 325 | 179 | 106 | 40 |
88 | Sure he's smiling. It's easy for him to socially distance. | 1.5714 | 0.03729 | 371 | 209 | 112 | 50 |
89 | The moon is in the emoji phase. | 1.5711 | 0.03792 | 380 | 220 | 103 | 57 |
90 | Looks like flirting, but he might be mooning you. | 1.5708 | 0.05006 | 219 | 127 | 59 | 33 |
91 | Seven billion people and you think he’s winking at you. | 1.5706 | 0.03833 | 340 | 189 | 108 | 43 |
92 | David, you think everyone is flirting with me. | 1.5693 | 0.03489 | 397 | 218 | 132 | 47 |
93 | I think the moon is having a phase | 1.5685 | 0.03600 | 394 | 222 | 120 | 52 |
94 | Wait, where did you say you got those mushrooms? | 1.5678 | 0.03846 | 354 | 202 | 103 | 49 |
95 | No, I'm still not seeing a face... | 1.5678 | 0.03805 | 354 | 200 | 107 | 47 |
96 | Seems friendly, but he has a dark side. | 1.5677 | 0.03776 | 347 | 193 | 111 | 43 |
97 | Apparently he got tired of waxing and waning. | 1.5661 | 0.03702 | 348 | 191 | 117 | 40 |
98 | I brought you up here because its the best place to see the moon when it enters its emoji phase | 1.5648 | 0.03733 | 347 | 192 | 114 | 41 |
99 | The Moon is high tonight. | 1.5644 | 0.03888 | 326 | 182 | 104 | 40 |
100 | I hear he has a Dark Side. | 1.5643 | 0.04306 | 280 | 160 | 82 | 38 |
101 | Is there anyone you don't know? | 1.5641 | 0.04329 | 273 | 155 | 82 | 36 |
102 | Well it’s obviously not a blue moon. | 1.5627 | 0.04131 | 311 | 180 | 87 | 44 |
103 | Careful, he starts with a wink but ends with a full moon. | 1.5620 | 0.03836 | 363 | 211 | 100 | 52 |
104 | Even the universe cannot constrain its joy of a new US President. | 1.5603 | 0.04107 | 348 | 212 | 77 | 59 |
105 | Helen, where did you get those mushrooms for the Chicken Marsala we had for dinner? | 1.5602 | 0.03618 | 407 | 237 | 112 | 58 |
106 | Honest, you're the first woman I've ever brought here. | 1.5593 | 0.03815 | 329 | 183 | 108 | 38 |
107 | Trump's gone! All is right in heaven and on earth. | 1.5580 | 0.03774 | 371 | 216 | 103 | 52 |
108 | Is it hitting on you or me? | 1.5576 | 0.03912 | 321 | 181 | 101 | 39 |
109 | I think he's just going through a phase | 1.5566 | 0.03920 | 309 | 172 | 102 | 35 |
110 | So, it really was just a cosmic joke? | 1.5566 | 0.03907 | 327 | 186 | 100 | 41 |
111 | Well, it IS happy hour. | 1.5561 | 0.04945 | 223 | 132 | 58 | 33 |
112 | Do you think the dark side has a frowny face? | 1.5556 | 0.03861 | 324 | 182 | 104 | 38 |
113 | You must admit it’s a lot better than the finger he gave us last January. | 1.5552 | 0.03988 | 326 | 189 | 93 | 44 |
114 | Outside is different than I remembered. | 1.5549 | 0.03797 | 337 | 190 | 107 | 40 |
115 | This phase is called a fresh moon. | 1.5548 | 0.04175 | 292 | 168 | 86 | 38 |
116 | Mine just kicked in. You? | 1.5548 | 0.04217 | 283 | 162 | 85 | 36 |
117 | You should see its dark side. | 1.5540 | 0.03963 | 287 | 157 | 101 | 29 |
118 | 'It's either apogee, perigee or emoji. i get them mixed up.' | 1.5539 | 0.03823 | 334 | 189 | 105 | 40 |
119 | Do you remember the moon before it was bought by Facebook? | 1.5527 | 0.04905 | 237 | 144 | 55 | 38 |
120 | Wink back, Martha. I have a bad feeling about this. | 1.5522 | 0.03744 | 335 | 187 | 111 | 37 |
121 | And when I'm driving it follows me. | 1.5522 | 0.04123 | 297 | 171 | 88 | 38 |
122 | I told you you’d see big changes after the inauguration. | 1.5520 | 0.04531 | 250 | 145 | 72 | 33 |
123 | Really? This is the guy that's in charge of the tides? | 1.5518 | 0.03803 | 328 | 184 | 107 | 37 |
124 | I guess we know where Neil Armstrong placed the flag. | 1.5516 | 0.04070 | 310 | 180 | 89 | 41 |
125 | Ignore him....it's just a phase. | 1.5498 | 0.04009 | 311 | 179 | 93 | 39 |
126 | We should have stopped Musk when we had the chance. | 1.5489 | 0.03916 | 368 | 224 | 86 | 58 |
127 | I see you decided to add peyote to the Prosecco again. | 1.5485 | 0.04236 | 268 | 152 | 85 | 31 |
128 | Its looked like that since January 20. | 1.5479 | 0.04169 | 303 | 179 | 82 | 42 |
129 | It's a MAN in the moon. Of course it's flirting. | 1.5463 | 0.03887 | 313 | 177 | 101 | 35 |
130 | The forecast did say calm but mildly passive aggressive. | 1.5458 | 0.04211 | 273 | 156 | 85 | 32 |
131 | I’m pretty sure it’s a full moon, but it’s only half serious. | 1.5458 | 0.04007 | 306 | 176 | 93 | 37 |
132 | Good to see him smiling again. What a long four years. | 1.5458 | 0.04034 | 306 | 177 | 91 | 38 |
133 | He’s confident now, but that will wane. | 1.5455 | 0.03834 | 319 | 180 | 104 | 35 |
134 | Honey, what kind of mushrooms did you say those were? | 1.5446 | 0.04058 | 314 | 185 | 87 | 42 |
135 | Don't let it fool you, it has a dark side. | 1.5439 | 0.04463 | 239 | 136 | 76 | 27 |
136 | It’s the first time he’s smiled in four years. | 1.5437 | 0.04121 | 320 | 193 | 80 | 47 |
137 | It’s nice that this is the only orange guy we have to look at now | 1.5426 | 0.04394 | 258 | 150 | 76 | 32 |
138 | Ever feel like the universe is trying to text you something? | 1.5426 | 0.03852 | 352 | 209 | 95 | 48 |
139 | Sure. He looks friendly, but I hear he’s got a real dark side. | 1.5418 | 0.04253 | 275 | 160 | 81 | 34 |
140 | The whole world really is happy that Trump is out of office | 1.5418 | 0.03874 | 347 | 206 | 94 | 47 |
141 | I thought you said you were over the moon. | 1.5413 | 0.04613 | 242 | 143 | 67 | 32 |
142 | When the moon in the sky winks a Unicode eye — that’s emoji. | 1.5398 | 0.05136 | 226 | 143 | 44 | 39 |
143 | I knew about the waxing and waning, but this is new. | 1.5379 | 0.03937 | 264 | 143 | 100 | 21 |
144 | Is it waxing, waning or winking? | 1.5376 | 0.04269 | 279 | 165 | 78 | 36 |
145 | You probably think that's cute, but wait until you see his dark side. | 1.5375 | 0.04282 | 253 | 144 | 82 | 27 |
146 | It just hasn’t been the same since Facebook bought it. | 1.5375 | 0.04051 | 320 | 192 | 84 | 44 |
147 | He seems friendly, but I've heard he has a dark side. | 1.5370 | 0.04443 | 257 | 152 | 72 | 33 |
148 | That's one large text to man. | 1.5345 | 0.04001 | 290 | 166 | 93 | 31 |
149 | Sometimes I wonder if our existence isn’t just part of some kind of grand, cosmic joke. | 1.5343 | 0.04138 | 277 | 160 | 86 | 31 |
150 | Of all the phases of the moon, flirting is the shortest. | 1.5338 | 0.04156 | 281 | 164 | 84 | 33 |
151 | "Now that you've pointed out the face, it's all I can see." | 1.5336 | 0.04401 | 238 | 136 | 77 | 25 |
152 | he's grinning now, but someday soon, he'll be eclipsed. | 1.5329 | 0.04159 | 289 | 171 | 82 | 36 |
153 | Look, an emoonji! | 1.5326 | 0.04427 | 261 | 156 | 71 | 34 |
154 | Are we that obvious? | 1.5321 | 0.03843 | 327 | 191 | 98 | 38 |
155 | ´Close the top button on your blouse, Louise!‘ | 1.5318 | 0.04054 | 299 | 176 | 87 | 36 |
156 | This is REALLY good wine! | 1.5314 | 0.03949 | 318 | 188 | 91 | 39 |
157 | I feel like maybe I'm not the first girl you've brought up here on a date, Tim. | 1.5312 | 0.05111 | 192 | 114 | 54 | 24 |
158 | I love moonlight in vermouth. | 1.5309 | 0.04318 | 275 | 165 | 74 | 36 |
159 | I think you're right; it IS a luna tic! | 1.5305 | 0.04577 | 262 | 162 | 61 | 39 |
160 | Enjoy it for now, the forecast is calling for a frowny face. | 1.5305 | 0.04914 | 213 | 128 | 57 | 28 |
161 | I think the moon knows Biden won. | 1.5300 | 0.04180 | 300 | 182 | 77 | 41 |
162 | Ever think we're just a game app on some supreme being's smartphone? | 1.5294 | 0.04169 | 306 | 187 | 76 | 43 |
163 | It looks like the election results have finally reached the solar system. | 1.5291 | 0.05386 | 189 | 117 | 44 | 28 |
164 | He might be interested tonight but, believe me, his attention wanes. | 1.5290 | 0.04140 | 259 | 147 | 87 | 25 |
165 | We need to start closing the blinds at night. | 1.5275 | 0.04280 | 273 | 163 | 76 | 34 |
166 | Somehow it's way less creepy when it's in an email | 1.5273 | 0.04098 | 275 | 159 | 87 | 29 |
167 | That’s nothing. I had a cloud flip me off yesterday. | 1.5265 | 0.04013 | 283 | 163 | 91 | 29 |
168 | It's just a Lunar tic | 1.5265 | 0.04285 | 283 | 172 | 73 | 38 |
169 | Don't be fooled by his cheerful demeanor - he has a dark side | 1.5254 | 0.04389 | 236 | 136 | 76 | 24 |
170 | I've never seen this side of the moon before. | 1.5250 | 0.04455 | 240 | 141 | 72 | 27 |
171 | Does this mean we’re in for another weird year? | 1.5245 | 0.04787 | 204 | 119 | 63 | 22 |
172 | The emoji moon only appears when all social media is aligned. | 1.5236 | 0.04521 | 254 | 155 | 65 | 34 |
173 | He has a dark side. | 1.5234 | 0.04526 | 235 | 139 | 69 | 27 |
174 | This wine pairs nicely with the mushrooms. | 1.5230 | 0.04060 | 304 | 183 | 83 | 38 |
175 | Woah! I’m really starting to enjoy this Merlot... | 1.5222 | 0.04855 | 203 | 120 | 60 | 23 |
176 | Do you think he was watching us in the back seat of the car? | 1.5214 | 0.04262 | 280 | 170 | 74 | 36 |
177 | And I thought 2021 was going to be more normal. | 1.5198 | 0.04514 | 252 | 154 | 65 | 33 |
178 | It's certainly not a BLUE moon. | 1.5188 | 0.04062 | 293 | 175 | 84 | 34 |
179 | So that's how NASA spent their stimulus check. | 1.5181 | 0.05095 | 193 | 117 | 52 | 24 |
180 | What on earth is he smiling about? | 1.5172 | 0.03892 | 319 | 191 | 91 | 37 |
181 | 'When the moon winks its eye...that's emoji" | 1.5171 | 0.03865 | 292 | 168 | 97 | 27 |
182 | He used to send us stone tablets with instructions. Now it's just an emoji. | 1.5167 | 0.04417 | 240 | 142 | 72 | 26 |
183 | Oh he seems friendly enough, but he always maintains a certain distance. | 1.5159 | 0.04263 | 252 | 148 | 78 | 26 |
184 | Where did you buy this wine? | 1.5157 | 0.04164 | 254 | 147 | 83 | 24 |
185 | We must have done something funny 8 minutes and 20 seconds ago. | 1.5154 | 0.04410 | 260 | 159 | 68 | 33 |
186 | It's apparently another 200 years until we get another Flirtatious Moon | 1.5153 | 0.04697 | 229 | 140 | 60 | 29 |
187 | Maybe we don't open a second bottle next time. | 1.5140 | 0.04016 | 286 | 169 | 87 | 30 |
188 | Do you think that's a "You're all good" wink, or a "You won't believe what's coming next" wink? | 1.5139 | 0.04313 | 251 | 149 | 75 | 27 |
189 | Well, it’s better than the finger emoji we’ve had for the last four years. | 1.5138 | 0.04431 | 253 | 154 | 68 | 31 |
190 | I don't care what the moon is telling you. I'm telling you you're the first person I've ever taken here. | 1.5133 | 0.04661 | 226 | 137 | 62 | 27 |
191 | It was times like these when Helen wondered if paying for laser eye surgery with a coupon was really the best idea. | 1.5131 | 0.04257 | 267 | 161 | 75 | 31 |
192 | It's taken a shine to you. | 1.5127 | 0.03699 | 314 | 181 | 105 | 28 |
193 | Tell him you’re married. | 1.5126 | 0.04365 | 238 | 140 | 74 | 24 |
194 | This is the last time I buy wine off Craigslist. | 1.5126 | 0.04365 | 238 | 140 | 74 | 24 |
195 | An over four billion year old celestial body learned to use emojis correctly. Why can’t your mother? | 1.5120 | 0.04325 | 250 | 149 | 74 | 27 |
196 | Did you ever wonder if the universe is just playing with us? | 1.5120 | 0.04753 | 209 | 125 | 61 | 23 |
197 | Clearly, he's taken a shine to you. | 1.5106 | 0.03801 | 282 | 160 | 100 | 22 |
198 | Nope. I'm still not seeing it. | 1.5106 | 0.05198 | 188 | 116 | 48 | 24 |
199 | Bold and fruity, yet somehow dry and edgy, with bright democratic undertones and a hallucinogenic finish | 1.5105 | 0.04626 | 239 | 148 | 60 | 31 |
200 | You may be over the moon but looks like the moon isn’t over you | 1.5088 | 0.04489 | 226 | 134 | 69 | 23 |
201 | Gosh honey, just when I think this year can’t get any weirder | 1.5082 | 0.04705 | 183 | 104 | 65 | 14 |
202 | I'm pretty sure they were shiitake... | 1.5076 | 0.04807 | 197 | 117 | 60 | 20 |
203 | I take it you've been here before. | 1.5075 | 0.04632 | 201 | 117 | 66 | 18 |
204 | Apparently it's now owned by Facebook | 1.5067 | 0.04533 | 223 | 133 | 67 | 23 |
205 | This would never happen if there was a Woman in the Moon. | 1.5064 | 0.04391 | 233 | 138 | 72 | 23 |
206 | We need to pull the shades down at night. | 1.5064 | 0.04322 | 235 | 138 | 75 | 22 |
207 | Got a feeling this isn't your first "cocktails at sunset" date. | 1.5058 | 0.04310 | 257 | 156 | 72 | 29 |
208 | I think he saw what we did last night. | 1.5058 | 0.03728 | 344 | 209 | 96 | 39 |
209 | Thats the last time we dissolve mushrooms in the wine | 1.5057 | 0.05222 | 176 | 107 | 49 | 20 |
210 | It helps to have just the right amount of wine." | 1.5056 | 0.04888 | 180 | 105 | 59 | 16 |
211 | I know he looks friendly, but he has a dark side. | 1.5046 | 0.04822 | 216 | 134 | 55 | 27 |
212 | He's playful, but I bet he has a dark side. | 1.5045 | 0.04474 | 224 | 133 | 69 | 22 |
213 | I have this strange feeling you've been on dates here before." | 1.5044 | 0.04461 | 228 | 136 | 69 | 23 |
214 | Hey humans, we’re celebrating from up here too. | 1.5043 | 0.04683 | 230 | 143 | 58 | 29 |
215 | I prefer the nights when it just hits my eye like a big pizza pie. | 1.5043 | 0.04447 | 232 | 139 | 69 | 24 |
216 | Try to be nice George, she hasn't been with a man since 1969. | 1.5025 | 0.05189 | 201 | 129 | 43 | 29 |
217 | Banksy, you crazy bastard. | 1.5023 | 0.04656 | 215 | 130 | 62 | 23 |
218 | Ok, so you're not the first girl I've brought up here. | 1.5022 | 0.04352 | 223 | 130 | 74 | 19 |
219 | I guess Gotham City's new police commissioner is a millennial. | 1.5021 | 0.04550 | 239 | 148 | 62 | 29 |
220 | He doesn’t love you. It’s a phase. | 1.5000 | 0.04418 | 228 | 136 | 70 | 22 |
221 | How does he know you're not my wife? | 1.5000 | 0.04701 | 234 | 148 | 55 | 31 |
222 | Is he hitting on you? | 1.5000 | 0.04571 | 198 | 115 | 67 | 16 |
223 | Good Night Moon, Good Night White House Room Good Night 4 years of Chaos and Doom. | 1.5000 | 0.05300 | 178 | 111 | 45 | 22 |
224 | It’s called the honeymoon phase | 1.5000 | 0.04419 | 240 | 146 | 68 | 26 |
225 | The rare solar flirt | 1.5000 | 0.04790 | 198 | 119 | 59 | 20 |
226 | We can't go anywhere without you flirting... | 1.4981 | 0.04311 | 257 | 158 | 70 | 29 |
227 | Oh, it's only a paper meme, ... | 1.4979 | 0.04557 | 233 | 144 | 62 | 27 |
228 | I preferred it when the Man in the Moon wasn't ironic. | 1.4978 | 0.04622 | 223 | 137 | 61 | 25 |
229 | Don't fall for it,Gloria. He has a dark side. | 1.4975 | 0.04967 | 197 | 122 | 52 | 23 |
230 | I think we’ve just been mooned by an emoji. | 1.4956 | 0.04461 | 228 | 138 | 67 | 23 |
231 | Sure, friendly now. But his dark side is downright cold. | 1.4955 | 0.04298 | 220 | 128 | 75 | 17 |
232 | God texts in mysterious ways. | 1.4954 | 0.04833 | 218 | 138 | 52 | 28 |
233 | “Beautiful— a full emoji | 1.4953 | 0.04608 | 212 | 128 | 63 | 21 |
234 | When the moon hits your eye like a big winking guy, that's emoji | 1.4950 | 0.04875 | 202 | 125 | 54 | 23 |
235 | Still think you’re not showing too much cleavage? | 1.4944 | 0.05136 | 180 | 111 | 49 | 20 |
236 | I liked it better when it just went through phases. | 1.4940 | 0.05109 | 166 | 99 | 52 | 15 |
237 | So this is what it feels like to control the Senate, the House, and the Presidency | 1.4933 | 0.04751 | 223 | 141 | 54 | 28 |
238 | Even the Moon is happy Biden is President! | 1.4932 | 0.04902 | 219 | 141 | 48 | 30 |
239 | I think he means that we should take off all our clothes, make wild, passionate, inventive love and howl like banshees. What do you think he means? | 1.4931 | 0.04761 | 217 | 136 | 55 | 26 |
240 | It's neither waxing nor waning, just winking. | 1.4926 | 0.04807 | 203 | 125 | 56 | 22 |
241 | I can never tell the difference between “waning”, “waxing”, and “winking”. | 1.4922 | 0.04711 | 193 | 115 | 61 | 17 |
242 | If you see it too, we both have a problem. | 1.4917 | 0.04192 | 242 | 144 | 77 | 21 |
243 | I didn't know the moon had three phases: waxing, waning and winking. | 1.4917 | 0.05175 | 181 | 113 | 47 | 21 |
244 | That expression never lasts; it’ll eventually be eclipsed. | 1.4915 | 0.05322 | 177 | 112 | 43 | 22 |
245 | Tonight, we’re getting a peek at the dork side of the moon! | 1.4909 | 0.05343 | 165 | 102 | 45 | 18 |
246 | Astronomers say the Come Hither Moon last occurred over fifty years ago. | 1.4906 | 0.05115 | 159 | 94 | 52 | 13 |
247 | I told you that Trump's departure would have universal implications. | 1.4906 | 0.04656 | 212 | 130 | 60 | 22 |
248 | Even he’s glad 2020 is over. | 1.4906 | 0.04751 | 212 | 132 | 56 | 24 |
249 | Actually, it was supposed to flash "Will you marry me, Julie?" first and then wink and smile when you said "Yes" | 1.4904 | 0.04571 | 208 | 125 | 64 | 19 |
250 | Super moons are so cocky. | 1.4901 | 0.04875 | 202 | 126 | 53 | 23 |
251 | I don’t care if it’s amore. I’m keeping the blinds closed tonight! | 1.4901 | 0.04925 | 202 | 127 | 51 | 24 |
252 | I thought you said 'waning,' not 'winking' | 1.4899 | 0.04457 | 198 | 115 | 69 | 14 |
253 | He’s really full of himself tonight, isn’t he? | 1.4898 | 0.04390 | 245 | 152 | 66 | 27 |
254 | This must be the snark side of the moon. | 1.4898 | 0.04932 | 196 | 122 | 52 | 22 |
255 | Semicolon and half a parenthesis. Why? What do you see? | 1.4888 | 0.05178 | 178 | 111 | 47 | 20 |
256 | Lunatic. | 1.4888 | 0.05054 | 178 | 109 | 51 | 18 |
257 | I think he saw what we were doing last night. | 1.4887 | 0.04517 | 221 | 135 | 64 | 22 |
258 | How long before blynken and nod? | 1.4886 | 0.04816 | 219 | 140 | 51 | 28 |
259 | Finally a view without a bernie meme | 1.4884 | 0.04748 | 215 | 135 | 55 | 25 |
260 | Looks like rejoining the Paris Climate Accord is already reaping benefits. | 1.4884 | 0.05311 | 172 | 108 | 44 | 20 |
261 | Is it just me,or is the moon especially full of itself tonight? | 1.4878 | 0.05435 | 164 | 103 | 42 | 19 |
262 | There's probably just something caught in the Sea of Tranquility | 1.4870 | 0.04824 | 193 | 118 | 56 | 19 |
263 | What did you put in the moonshine? | 1.4855 | 0.04365 | 241 | 149 | 67 | 25 |
264 | I didn't know the moon had a flirtatious phase. | 1.4854 | 0.04704 | 206 | 127 | 58 | 21 |
265 | Let's hope it's not just a phase | 1.4854 | 0.05334 | 171 | 108 | 43 | 20 |
266 | Look a full emoonji | 1.4853 | 0.04937 | 204 | 130 | 49 | 25 |
267 | That must be the light side of the moon. | 1.4853 | 0.04839 | 204 | 128 | 53 | 23 |
268 | It seems like he knows something we don’t | 1.4852 | 0.04419 | 237 | 147 | 65 | 25 |
269 | Let's pass on the stuffed mushroom appetizer next time. | 1.4851 | 0.04874 | 202 | 127 | 52 | 23 |
270 | When the moon winks it’s eye like a big pizza pie that’s emoji | 1.4847 | 0.04878 | 196 | 122 | 53 | 21 |
271 | It must be a new phase. | 1.4847 | 0.05247 | 163 | 100 | 47 | 16 |
272 | He has no shame. He is hitting on you right in front of me ! | 1.4846 | 0.04603 | 227 | 143 | 58 | 26 |
273 | Incredible! Space Force did that with a giant Sharpie! | 1.4844 | 0.04676 | 225 | 143 | 55 | 27 |
274 | I told you someone was watching us in the outdoor shower. | 1.4840 | 0.04858 | 188 | 115 | 55 | 18 |
275 | No, no! Tilt your head! It’s a semicolon and a right parenthesis! | 1.4839 | 0.04895 | 186 | 114 | 54 | 18 |
276 | I think we've just been mooned. | 1.4839 | 0.05012 | 186 | 116 | 50 | 20 |
277 | He looks a little full of himself | 1.4839 | 0.04954 | 186 | 115 | 52 | 19 |
278 | It's the Dirty Old Man in the Moon | 1.4833 | 0.04896 | 209 | 134 | 49 | 26 |
279 | The rare lunar emoji occurs only once a century. | 1.4828 | 0.05137 | 174 | 108 | 48 | 18 |
280 | Finally a divine message I can understand. | 1.4824 | 0.04497 | 199 | 118 | 66 | 15 |
281 | I'm gonna pass on that second glass of whatever it is we're drinking. | 1.4821 | 0.04731 | 195 | 119 | 58 | 18 |
282 | Where's Blynken and Nod? | 1.4815 | 0.04896 | 189 | 117 | 53 | 19 |
283 | I remember when you used to look at me like that. | 1.4813 | 0.04527 | 214 | 131 | 63 | 20 |
284 | I’d be flattered if he wasn’t looking at so many people at once. | 1.4811 | 0.05260 | 185 | 120 | 41 | 24 |
285 | So, not made out of cheese but apparently cheesey. | 1.4810 | 0.05291 | 158 | 97 | 46 | 15 |
286 | Its just a phase! | 1.4809 | 0.04829 | 183 | 111 | 56 | 16 |
287 | I think he’s going through a phase. | 1.4805 | 0.05310 | 154 | 94 | 46 | 14 |
288 | Damn it, it was supposed to say “Will you marry me?” | 1.4800 | 0.04960 | 200 | 128 | 48 | 24 |
289 | In China, they see a semicolon and a parentheses. | 1.4796 | 0.04714 | 196 | 120 | 58 | 18 |
290 | Seriously, she's my wife. | 1.4794 | 0.04804 | 194 | 120 | 55 | 19 |
291 | It’s the first full emoji moon of the millennium. | 1.4794 | 0.04748 | 194 | 119 | 57 | 18 |
292 | It's easy to be flippant when you're 240,000 miles away. | 1.4793 | 0.04337 | 217 | 130 | 70 | 17 |
293 | I don't care what kind of face you put on it, this unceasing surveillance has gone too far. | 1.4789 | 0.04542 | 213 | 131 | 62 | 20 |
294 | Was that there two drinks ago? | 1.4785 | 0.05182 | 186 | 120 | 43 | 23 |
295 | The winking gibbous is my favorite. | 1.4784 | 0.04317 | 232 | 142 | 69 | 21 |
296 | I can't tell if he's reading my mind or reading your mind. | 1.4783 | 0.04322 | 207 | 122 | 71 | 14 |
297 | I've been mooned before but this wink is new. | 1.4778 | 0.05073 | 180 | 113 | 48 | 19 |
298 | First time he’s smiled in four years. | 1.4776 | 0.04891 | 201 | 128 | 50 | 23 |
299 | It happens when the moon is at its apogee and the azimuth is 45 degrees and we have had 2 bottles of wine. | 1.4773 | 0.04484 | 220 | 136 | 63 | 21 |
300 | Yeah, let's go back inside. | 1.4768 | 0.04497 | 237 | 151 | 59 | 27 |
301 | It's a full emoonji. | 1.4765 | 0.05089 | 170 | 105 | 49 | 16 |
302 | God’s using emojis?! | 1.4762 | 0.05132 | 168 | 104 | 48 | 16 |
303 | A celestial rarity, the hammered moon. | 1.4759 | 0.05048 | 187 | 119 | 47 | 21 |
304 | Let's hope it's only a phase. | 1.4759 | 0.05316 | 166 | 105 | 43 | 18 |
305 | Banksy is out of control | 1.4757 | 0.05146 | 185 | 119 | 44 | 22 |
306 | I guess our planet's looking pretty hot. | 1.4755 | 0.04685 | 204 | 127 | 57 | 20 |
307 | Relax, its just going through a phase. | 1.4754 | 0.04890 | 183 | 113 | 53 | 17 |
308 | When the moon winks its eye like a big smiley guy, that's emoji. | 1.4750 | 0.05462 | 160 | 102 | 40 | 18 |
309 | Is there anyone you haven't dated? | 1.4747 | 0.04945 | 198 | 127 | 48 | 23 |
310 | These new anti-anxiety meds are amazing with a glass of red. | 1.4747 | 0.04893 | 198 | 126 | 50 | 22 |
311 | Did those mushrooms taste odd to you? | 1.4740 | 0.05091 | 173 | 108 | 48 | 17 |
312 | Looks like a fool moon to me. | 1.4737 | 0.04818 | 190 | 118 | 54 | 18 |
313 | Have you ever wondered if we are all just a cosmic joke? | 1.4732 | 0.04667 | 205 | 128 | 57 | 20 |
314 | In retrospect, I prefer his dark side."His "playful side" is just creepy. | 1.4731 | 0.04892 | 186 | 116 | 52 | 18 |
315 | He lost that eye during a moon landing. | 1.4731 | 0.05401 | 186 | 125 | 34 | 27 |
316 | So this is what happens when you mix Cialis and mushrooms. | 1.4727 | 0.04753 | 220 | 143 | 50 | 27 |
317 | I think the whole emoji thing has gotten out of hand. | 1.4726 | 0.05684 | 146 | 93 | 37 | 16 |
318 | The moon landing was on his right eye? | 1.4725 | 0.04846 | 182 | 112 | 54 | 16 |
319 | I've heard of waxing and waning--but winking?!! | 1.4720 | 0.05066 | 161 | 98 | 50 | 13 |
320 | I thought you said you broke up? | 1.4720 | 0.05291 | 161 | 101 | 44 | 16 |
321 | He's certainly full of himself this evening. | 1.4718 | 0.04784 | 195 | 122 | 54 | 19 |
322 | Look, it's a full emoji! | 1.4717 | 0.05188 | 159 | 98 | 47 | 14 |
323 | I know it’s only our first date, but I should tell you I have a sun. | 1.4712 | 0.04718 | 208 | 132 | 54 | 22 |
324 | That's what they call a fool moon. | 1.4712 | 0.04465 | 208 | 127 | 64 | 17 |
325 | Never again cook with our backyard mushrooms. | 1.4706 | 0.04472 | 204 | 124 | 64 | 16 |
326 | He's full of himself tonight, but he'll be waning tomorrow. | 1.4706 | 0.05155 | 170 | 107 | 46 | 17 |
327 | I think he knows what we did last summer. | 1.4703 | 0.04790 | 185 | 114 | 55 | 16 |
328 | Something tells me you've been here before. | 1.4703 | 0.05087 | 185 | 119 | 45 | 21 |
329 | Can we not go anywhere without meeting someone you've dated before? | 1.4700 | 0.04574 | 217 | 137 | 58 | 22 |
330 | I guess the news about Trump's departure spread more than worldwide! | 1.4699 | 0.04764 | 183 | 112 | 56 | 15 |
331 | Ever have that weird feeling the universe is trying to tell you something? | 1.4699 | 0.04885 | 166 | 100 | 54 | 12 |
332 | OK, you're right. Mescal isn't like other drinks. | 1.4696 | 0.04207 | 247 | 154 | 70 | 23 |
333 | Margie when you drink you think everyone is flirting with you. | 1.4689 | 0.05006 | 177 | 111 | 49 | 17 |
334 | I think it’s in Winking Gibbous. | 1.4688 | 0.05010 | 160 | 97 | 51 | 12 |
335 | Geez, even the man in the moon is trying to hit on you. | 1.4681 | 0.04912 | 188 | 119 | 50 | 19 |
336 | I think he knows I’ve been waxing, too. | 1.4681 | 0.04794 | 188 | 117 | 54 | 17 |
337 | Is that for me or for you? | 1.4679 | 0.04417 | 218 | 135 | 64 | 19 |
338 | He seems friendly enough, but I've heard he has a dark side. | 1.4678 | 0.05394 | 171 | 112 | 38 | 21 |
339 | Are you sure I'm the only one you've brought up here? | 1.4678 | 0.04857 | 171 | 104 | 54 | 13 |
340 | Well there is something you only see once in a blue moon. | 1.4677 | 0.05066 | 186 | 120 | 45 | 21 |
341 | So this has all been a cosmic joke? | 1.4675 | 0.05060 | 154 | 93 | 50 | 11 |
342 | Oh, look! It's an emoonji! | 1.4675 | 0.04968 | 169 | 104 | 51 | 14 |
343 | Honestly, after the year we've had, I don't want to know. | 1.4674 | 0.04929 | 184 | 116 | 50 | 18 |
344 | He’s not flirting with you. He was hit in the eye by a meteorite. | 1.4670 | 0.04844 | 182 | 113 | 53 | 16 |
345 | Is he coming on to me or you? | 1.4670 | 0.04717 | 182 | 111 | 57 | 14 |
346 | This must be its lighter side. | 1.4667 | 0.04945 | 180 | 113 | 50 | 17 |
347 | I think he knows we are not married! | 1.4663 | 0.04856 | 178 | 110 | 53 | 15 |
348 | It's entering a sardonic phase. | 1.4659 | 0.05090 | 176 | 112 | 46 | 18 |
349 | You know him? | 1.4655 | 0.06865 | 116 | 79 | 20 | 17 |
350 | Are we being mooned? | 1.4655 | 0.05323 | 174 | 114 | 39 | 21 |
351 | It's only a phase. | 1.4650 | 0.05074 | 157 | 96 | 49 | 12 |
352 | If only there was a sign... | 1.4650 | 0.05310 | 157 | 99 | 43 | 15 |
353 | The rare winky face moon comes out every 200 years. | 1.4647 | 0.05286 | 170 | 110 | 41 | 19 |
354 | Why? What do you see? | 1.4643 | 0.05404 | 140 | 86 | 43 | 11 |
355 | I’ve heard of waxing and waning but never winking. | 1.4637 | 0.04704 | 179 | 109 | 57 | 13 |
356 | We shouldn't have let the Millenials take charge of the space program | 1.4637 | 0.05089 | 179 | 115 | 45 | 19 |
357 | I've never seen a moon so full of itself. | 1.4636 | 0.05127 | 151 | 92 | 48 | 11 |
358 | Any other year, that would seem just plain creepy! | 1.4636 | 0.05380 | 151 | 95 | 42 | 14 |
359 | All I said was, ‘I hope to see Uranus tonight.’ I don’t get what’s so funny. | 1.4634 | 0.05218 | 164 | 104 | 44 | 16 |
360 | An emoonji - how very zeitgeist | 1.4634 | 0.05289 | 164 | 105 | 42 | 17 |
361 | What a lunatic | 1.4630 | 0.05264 | 162 | 103 | 43 | 16 |
362 | Ah, I see the moon is at emo-gee. | 1.4628 | 0.05080 | 188 | 123 | 43 | 22 |
363 | He goes through phases. | 1.4625 | 0.05529 | 160 | 105 | 36 | 19 |
364 | How am I supposed to compete with that Kathy? | 1.4625 | 0.04766 | 160 | 95 | 56 | 9 |
365 | Remember when you could stare at the moon without feeling self-conscious? | 1.4620 | 0.05262 | 171 | 111 | 41 | 19 |
366 | What a show off. He got his vaccine. | 1.4611 | 0.05035 | 193 | 127 | 43 | 23 |
367 | When the moon winks it’s eye, like a phone in the sky, that’s emoji! | 1.4610 | 0.05614 | 154 | 101 | 35 | 18 |
368 | Umm when I said I really needed to get my 40 winks tonight this isn’t what I meant. | 1.4602 | 0.04689 | 176 | 107 | 57 | 12 |
369 | Musk has gone too far this time. | 1.4600 | 0.04852 | 200 | 130 | 48 | 22 |
370 | I think it's just a luna-tic. | 1.4596 | 0.05286 | 161 | 103 | 42 | 16 |
371 | What did you say was in those brownies? | 1.4595 | 0.04906 | 185 | 118 | 49 | 18 |
372 | When the moon winks its eye at the wife of some guy, that’s emoji. | 1.4589 | 0.05761 | 146 | 96 | 33 | 17 |
373 | Well this is a new phase for the moon | 1.4586 | 0.05598 | 133 | 83 | 39 | 11 |
374 | Is that a new moon? | 1.4585 | 0.04662 | 205 | 131 | 54 | 20 |
375 | I told you we should have closed the blinds earlier, but no, you said, "nobody can see us up here in the mountains" | 1.4583 | 0.04765 | 168 | 102 | 55 | 11 |
376 | I think my edible just kicked in. | 1.4583 | 0.05564 | 144 | 92 | 38 | 14 |
377 | A rare phase: a full of himself moon. | 1.4581 | 0.04962 | 179 | 114 | 48 | 17 |
378 | Don't forget he has a dark side | 1.4581 | 0.05277 | 155 | 98 | 43 | 14 |
379 | When the Moon winks his eye & he looks kind of sly, that’s emoji. | 1.4581 | 0.05510 | 155 | 101 | 37 | 17 |
380 | I had to pull a few strings. | 1.4580 | 0.05658 | 131 | 82 | 38 | 11 |
381 | I think it's time to put my phone down; I'm starting to see emojis everywhere | 1.4580 | 0.05761 | 131 | 83 | 36 | 12 |
382 | At this point I'm so done with irony. | 1.4579 | 0.04616 | 214 | 138 | 54 | 22 |
383 | I think it’s making a phase at us. | 1.4578 | 0.05099 | 166 | 105 | 46 | 15 |
384 | Terry, I swear I see your mother everywhere. | 1.4575 | 0.04400 | 212 | 132 | 63 | 17 |
385 | It seems your buddy up there thinks this date is going better than it is. | 1.4571 | 0.05587 | 140 | 89 | 38 | 13 |
386 | They say it gets more Likes now. | 1.4566 | 0.05084 | 173 | 111 | 45 | 17 |
387 | It’s sure full of itself but there is a dark side. | 1.4566 | 0.04882 | 173 | 108 | 51 | 14 |
388 | Here's to aiming the cork a bit more carefully next time... | 1.4565 | 0.04864 | 184 | 117 | 50 | 17 |
389 | That’s where he was poked with a flagpole. | 1.4564 | 0.05428 | 149 | 95 | 40 | 14 |
390 | Emoji Mountain is everything people say. | 1.4563 | 0.05309 | 160 | 103 | 41 | 16 |
391 | Elon has gone too far this time | 1.4561 | 0.04991 | 171 | 108 | 48 | 15 |
392 | Wait, you slept with him, too? | 1.4560 | 0.04925 | 193 | 126 | 46 | 21 |
393 | He’s full of it tonight.. | 1.4557 | 0.05204 | 158 | 100 | 44 | 14 |
394 | I thought you said the tent flap was closed. | 1.4556 | 0.05102 | 169 | 108 | 45 | 16 |
395 | Is everyone getting this or just us? | 1.4556 | 0.04962 | 169 | 106 | 49 | 14 |
396 | It looks full of itself tonight. | 1.4556 | 0.04818 | 169 | 104 | 53 | 12 |
397 | If Pluto had put in this much effort, he might still be around. | 1.4556 | 0.05371 | 169 | 112 | 37 | 20 |
398 | It’s a lunar emoji tonight. | 1.4551 | 0.05004 | 167 | 105 | 48 | 14 |
399 | Does the moon know something I don't? | 1.4550 | 0.04651 | 189 | 118 | 56 | 15 |
400 | You told me your thing with the Moon was just a phase. | 1.4545 | 0.05137 | 154 | 96 | 46 | 12 |
401 | Nights like these make me wish you hadn't dated Neil Armstrong. | 1.4545 | 0.05501 | 143 | 91 | 39 | 13 |
402 | Is that the universe's way of saying last year was a joke? | 1.4545 | 0.05468 | 165 | 110 | 35 | 20 |
403 | I thought it was moon phases, not moon faces. | 1.4545 | 0.05300 | 154 | 98 | 42 | 14 |
404 | Now there’s a side of the moon I haven’t seen before... | 1.4545 | 0.05046 | 165 | 104 | 47 | 14 |
405 | Hmm, I think he saw us earlier. | 1.4541 | 0.04721 | 185 | 116 | 54 | 15 |
406 | Everything looks different now that Biden is president | 1.4534 | 0.05639 | 161 | 109 | 31 | 21 |
407 | When the moon hits your eye, and you've had too much wine, that's emoji. | 1.4532 | 0.05886 | 139 | 92 | 31 | 16 |
408 | Look away! He’s about to show you his dark side. | 1.4525 | 0.04563 | 179 | 109 | 59 | 11 |
409 | The air isn't the only thing that's fresh up here. | 1.4522 | 0.04986 | 157 | 97 | 49 | 11 |
410 | Wow! A full of it moon. | 1.4522 | 0.05147 | 157 | 99 | 45 | 13 |
411 | Is he waning or winking? | 1.4516 | 0.05274 | 155 | 99 | 42 | 14 |
412 | I think I've had one-too-many. | 1.4514 | 0.05292 | 144 | 90 | 43 | 11 |
413 | I think it's called the "Dirty Old Man in the Moon." | 1.4514 | 0.05472 | 144 | 92 | 39 | 13 |
414 | You get the feeling he knows something we don't? | 1.4512 | 0.04502 | 215 | 138 | 57 | 20 |
415 | Given that he was only a quarter full a half hour ago... I’d say he saw everything. | 1.4509 | 0.05147 | 173 | 113 | 42 | 18 |
416 | I miss our sun. | 1.4507 | 0.05436 | 142 | 90 | 40 | 12 |
417 | How do you feel about doing a dry February? | 1.4507 | 0.05705 | 142 | 93 | 34 | 15 |
418 | I’ve heard of waxing and waning but winking?? | 1.4507 | 0.05436 | 142 | 90 | 40 | 12 |
419 | If only God would give me a sign | 1.4505 | 0.05021 | 182 | 119 | 44 | 19 |
420 | To look at it, you wouldn't think it had a dark side. | 1.4503 | 0.05290 | 151 | 96 | 42 | 13 |
421 | He’s sure full of himself tonight. | 1.4500 | 0.04580 | 200 | 127 | 56 | 17 |
422 | It's a full of himself moon. | 1.4497 | 0.05254 | 149 | 94 | 43 | 12 |
423 | I said romantic moon, not flirty moon. | 1.4495 | 0.04557 | 198 | 125 | 57 | 16 |
424 | Is that a typo? | 1.4490 | 0.05304 | 147 | 93 | 42 | 12 |
425 | I believe it's in its winking gibbous phase. | 1.4487 | 0.05628 | 156 | 105 | 32 | 19 |
426 | ... like a big pizza pie, that’s emoji? | 1.4485 | 0.05043 | 165 | 105 | 46 | 14 |
427 | What do you mean "just kidding" about 2020? | 1.4483 | 0.04993 | 174 | 112 | 46 | 16 |
428 | Sad. Yet another emotionally rich and textured subject reduced to a cheesy emoji. | 1.4481 | 0.04546 | 212 | 137 | 55 | 20 |
429 | They need to be more transparent about what’s in the wine. | 1.4481 | 0.05215 | 154 | 98 | 43 | 13 |
430 | This is why I like to close the blinds at night. | 1.4480 | 0.05843 | 125 | 80 | 34 | 11 |
431 | It’s a winking gibbous. | 1.4479 | 0.05160 | 163 | 105 | 43 | 15 |
432 | What kind of mushrooms did you say you put in your ravioli? | 1.4479 | 0.05376 | 163 | 108 | 37 | 18 |
433 | I hope he doesn’t moon us next. | 1.4478 | 0.05562 | 134 | 85 | 38 | 11 |
434 | Do you ever feel like your whole life is just turning into one big cliche? | 1.4474 | 0.05263 | 152 | 97 | 42 | 13 |
435 | See, even God uses emojis. | 1.4474 | 0.05345 | 152 | 98 | 40 | 14 |
436 | I'm telling you, Janice, you spend way too much time on social media. | 1.4471 | 0.05144 | 170 | 111 | 42 | 17 |
437 | Goodnight Moon, go home, you’re drunk. 🌙 | 1.4470 | 0.04657 | 217 | 144 | 49 | 24 |
438 | Yes,its a friendly wink but I still think it just a phase. | 1.4468 | 0.05552 | 141 | 91 | 37 | 13 |
439 | When the moon hangs in space Like a big winky face That's tequila | 1.4467 | 0.05396 | 150 | 97 | 39 | 14 |
440 | I didn't know it was this kind of honeymoon. | 1.4465 | 0.05252 | 159 | 103 | 41 | 15 |
441 | It's the rarely seen emoji moon." | 1.4463 | 0.04996 | 177 | 115 | 45 | 17 |
442 | Robin's signal sure is different from Batman's. | 1.4462 | 0.04940 | 186 | 122 | 45 | 19 |
443 | Call me old fashioned, but I miss the days when we used to see a semicolon and a parenthesis when we looked up the sky. | 1.4459 | 0.05063 | 157 | 99 | 46 | 12 |
444 | Although he's not wearing a mask, he's at least six feet away. | 1.4459 | 0.05063 | 157 | 99 | 46 | 12 |
445 | Don’t be fooled. It has many faces. | 1.4459 | 0.05376 | 157 | 103 | 38 | 16 |
446 | Babe, I’m rethinking our plans for ‘making love in the moonlight’ tonight | 1.4458 | 0.05020 | 166 | 106 | 46 | 14 |
447 | Oops...that's it for me. When the moon starts winking, time to stop drinking. | 1.4457 | 0.04971 | 175 | 113 | 46 | 16 |
448 | It’s the 2021 version of the smiley face. | 1.4455 | 0.04546 | 202 | 129 | 56 | 17 |
449 | Marge of all the women I’ve brought here your the first he’s approved of. | 1.4453 | 0.05525 | 128 | 80 | 39 | 9 |
450 | Do you ever feel life is becoming one big emoji? | 1.4453 | 0.05572 | 137 | 88 | 37 | 12 |
451 | He's all friendly now . . . but he has a dark side. | 1.4452 | 0.05025 | 155 | 97 | 47 | 11 |
452 | Something must have hit the moon in the eye like a big pizza pie. | 1.4452 | 0.05189 | 155 | 99 | 43 | 13 |
453 | They got it right. Cloudy with a chance of emojis. | 1.4451 | 0.04770 | 182 | 116 | 51 | 15 |
454 | I don't think the 238,900 mile restraining order is far enough. | 1.4444 | 0.06123 | 117 | 76 | 30 | 11 |
455 | He must have the sun in his eye. | 1.4444 | 0.05556 | 144 | 94 | 36 | 14 |
456 | Houston, we have a wink. | 1.4444 | 0.05181 | 162 | 105 | 42 | 15 |
457 | Forget the red wine; nothing will put you in the mood like moonshine. | 1.4444 | 0.04881 | 189 | 124 | 46 | 19 |
458 | Astronomers say the flirtatious moon only occurs once every forty-two years. | 1.4437 | 0.05368 | 151 | 98 | 39 | 14 |
459 | I’m beginning to wonder if I’ve been spending too much time on social media. | 1.4437 | 0.05700 | 142 | 94 | 33 | 15 |
460 | Don’t mind him, it’s just a phase.” | 1.4437 | 0.05147 | 142 | 88 | 45 | 9 |
461 | It’s like he knows something we don’t | 1.4435 | 0.05983 | 124 | 81 | 31 | 12 |
462 | How does the Man in the Moon know what I have in mind? | 1.4435 | 0.06199 | 115 | 75 | 29 | 11 |
463 | Our one night out and he's flirting with you " | 1.4432 | 0.04898 | 185 | 121 | 46 | 18 |
464 | It's the first emoji moon of the year | 1.4432 | 0.04837 | 185 | 120 | 48 | 17 |
465 | You ever get that feeling that you're the only one not in on the joke? | 1.4431 | 0.04699 | 167 | 103 | 54 | 10 |
466 | 🎶 When the moon hits the sky with a big winking eye, that’s emoji... 🎵 | 1.4430 | 0.05584 | 149 | 99 | 34 | 16 |
467 | He sure is full of himself tonight. | 1.4426 | 0.05056 | 183 | 122 | 41 | 20 |
468 | Once quarantine is over, let’s stop making our own wine. | 1.4426 | 0.05826 | 122 | 78 | 34 | 10 |
469 | Should we wink back? | 1.4423 | 0.05001 | 156 | 98 | 47 | 11 |
470 | So, I started this new medication | 1.4422 | 0.05386 | 147 | 95 | 39 | 13 |
471 | Maybe we should have waited a bit before eating a second brownie. | 1.4415 | 0.04721 | 188 | 121 | 51 | 16 |
472 | It's just a phase, he's not usually this full of himself. | 1.4414 | 0.05074 | 145 | 90 | 46 | 9 |
473 | Winking Gibbous | 1.4413 | 0.04758 | 179 | 114 | 51 | 14 |
474 | I asked about us making love under the moonlight, and it turns out he’s into it. | 1.4410 | 0.05126 | 161 | 104 | 43 | 14 |
475 | I thought you two weren't seeing each other anymore | 1.4410 | 0.05201 | 161 | 105 | 41 | 15 |
476 | Waxing? No, I think it's winking. | 1.4409 | 0.05202 | 127 | 77 | 44 | 6 |
477 | It didn't seem this creepy in the city. | 1.4405 | 0.04902 | 168 | 107 | 48 | 13 |
478 | Hey, that's celestial harassment | 1.4403 | 0.05351 | 134 | 84 | 41 | 9 |
479 | Dude, she's my sister | 1.4402 | 0.04915 | 184 | 121 | 45 | 18 |
480 | This may be the wine talking, but what if God really is a winking emoji and we’re just cosmic punctuation? | 1.4400 | 0.05048 | 150 | 94 | 46 | 10 |
481 | Even the Man in the Moon is celebrating the new administration. | 1.4400 | 0.05391 | 150 | 98 | 38 | 14 |
482 | Did I just see a wink, a blink, and a nod? | 1.4400 | 0.05097 | 175 | 116 | 41 | 18 |
483 | Is it just me, or does the moon seem a little TOO full? | 1.4398 | 0.05367 | 166 | 112 | 35 | 19 |
484 | Let's get another case of this wine. | 1.4397 | 0.05638 | 141 | 93 | 34 | 14 |
485 | Huh. I guess he’s going through a phase. | 1.4396 | 0.04766 | 182 | 117 | 50 | 15 |
486 | Don’t make eye contact Jan. He looks like a proper lunartic | 1.4396 | 0.04766 | 182 | 117 | 50 | 15 |
487 | Honey, do you two... know each other? | 1.4395 | 0.05059 | 157 | 100 | 45 | 12 |
488 | How many glasses have we had? | 1.4392 | 0.05271 | 148 | 95 | 41 | 12 |
489 | May be, but I know sarcasm when I see it. | 1.4392 | 0.05003 | 148 | 92 | 47 | 9 |
490 | No service for miles, but I’m still seeing emojis. | 1.4390 | 0.06125 | 123 | 82 | 28 | 13 |
491 | How many women have you taken to this spot? | 1.4388 | 0.05317 | 139 | 88 | 41 | 10 |
492 | I think it’s the peyote. | 1.4384 | 0.05748 | 146 | 99 | 30 | 17 |
493 | When the moon winks its eye when your out sipping wine, that's a...larming | 1.4384 | 0.05409 | 146 | 95 | 38 | 13 |
494 | Sweetheart, what kind of mushrooms did you use in that pasta? | 1.4383 | 0.05102 | 162 | 105 | 43 | 14 |
495 | wink back, just trust me | 1.4375 | 0.05281 | 144 | 92 | 41 | 11 |
496 | The moon sure seems full of itself tonight. | 1.4371 | 0.05363 | 151 | 99 | 38 | 14 |
497 | Don't worry, it's just going through a phase. | 1.4371 | 0.04935 | 151 | 94 | 48 | 9 |
498 | I knew it! The moon makes faces, not 'phases'! | 1.4367 | 0.05269 | 158 | 104 | 39 | 15 |
499 | Y'a think we're drinking too much wine during lockdown? | 1.4367 | 0.05345 | 158 | 105 | 37 | 16 |
500 | Don’t tell me you went out with him too. | 1.4367 | 0.05034 | 158 | 101 | 45 | 12 |
501 | I remember back when the moon was supposed to be romantic, not clever. | 1.4366 | 0.05142 | 142 | 89 | 44 | 9 |
502 | Is it waxing? No, it’s winking. | 1.4366 | 0.05332 | 142 | 91 | 40 | 11 |
503 | Maybe next time we do it inside the tent. | 1.4365 | 0.04909 | 181 | 119 | 45 | 17 |
504 | Don't be fooled. He did the same at the start of 2020. | 1.4363 | 0.04614 | 204 | 134 | 51 | 19 |
505 | It's not Blinken or Nod -- must be Winken. | 1.4362 | 0.05497 | 149 | 99 | 35 | 15 |
506 | So ends another lovely, simulated day. | 1.4357 | 0.05664 | 140 | 93 | 33 | 14 |
507 | We left the curtains open again didn’t we.... | 1.4357 | 0.05190 | 140 | 88 | 43 | 9 |
508 | 91 million miles away and he wants to make friends. | 1.4354 | 0.05293 | 147 | 95 | 40 | 12 |
509 | Someone is going to get lucky tonight. | 1.4354 | 0.05467 | 147 | 97 | 36 | 14 |
510 | Okay, what do we not know?" | 1.4354 | 0.05381 | 147 | 96 | 38 | 13 |
511 | I'm guessing I'm not the first guy you've brought up here. | 1.4354 | 0.05114 | 147 | 93 | 44 | 10 |
512 | When the moon winks his eye like some creepy old guy, that's annoying. | 1.4353 | 0.05136 | 170 | 113 | 40 | 17 |
513 | Looks like the moon’s in a fresh phase. | 1.4351 | 0.05123 | 154 | 99 | 43 | 12 |
514 | I prefer the old Bat-Signal. | 1.4348 | 0.05438 | 138 | 89 | 38 | 11 |
515 | Happy Inauguration Day! | 1.4343 | 0.04691 | 175 | 111 | 52 | 12 |
516 | Please let it be the wine that's talking! | 1.4343 | 0.04896 | 175 | 114 | 46 | 15 |
517 | Beth was getting signs this was going to be her night. | 1.4342 | 0.05085 | 152 | 97 | 44 | 11 |
518 | Outside, you said. No-one will see us on a hill, you said. | 1.4340 | 0.05166 | 159 | 104 | 41 | 14 |
519 | Wait, you said this was wine. | 1.4336 | 0.05396 | 143 | 93 | 38 | 12 |
520 | I never wink back; unless it's a full moon. | 1.4335 | 0.05003 | 173 | 114 | 43 | 16 |
521 | Do you get the eerie feeling the universe is toying with us? | 1.4335 | 0.04655 | 173 | 109 | 53 | 11 |
522 | Thank goodness we never see the dark side. | 1.4333 | 0.04862 | 150 | 93 | 49 | 8 |
523 | It probably means it's full. | 1.4332 | 0.04672 | 187 | 121 | 51 | 15 |
524 | That’s funny, I’m usually standing alone when this happens...” | 1.4331 | 0.05872 | 127 | 84 | 31 | 12 |
525 | I’m not sure I like the flirty side of the moon. | 1.4330 | 0.04361 | 224 | 147 | 57 | 20 |
526 | Oh great ... emoonicons. | 1.4326 | 0.04836 | 178 | 116 | 47 | 15 |
527 | It just goes to show you that even if you *can* use the semicolon, it doesn’t mean you *should*. | 1.4324 | 0.05521 | 148 | 99 | 34 | 15 |
528 | Don't worry, she just likes to watch. | 1.4318 | 0.05504 | 132 | 85 | 37 | 10 |
529 | No more of your sister's home-made wine. | 1.4317 | 0.05408 | 139 | 90 | 38 | 11 |
530 | It’s an emoji. What a letdown. | 1.4315 | 0.05226 | 146 | 94 | 41 | 11 |
531 | Seems clear to me. The Man in the Moon is a Democrat. | 1.4307 | 0.05655 | 137 | 91 | 33 | 13 |
532 | The longer I look, the cheesier it gets. | 1.4305 | 0.05105 | 151 | 97 | 43 | 11 |
533 | Maybe homemade wine was a bad idea. | 1.4305 | 0.05520 | 151 | 102 | 33 | 16 |
534 | Does winking come before or after waxing? | 1.4304 | 0.04948 | 158 | 101 | 46 | 11 |
535 | I guess it's no longer a blue Moon. | 1.4296 | 0.05510 | 142 | 94 | 35 | 13 |
536 | Make sure to close the blinds tonight. | 1.4296 | 0.05510 | 142 | 94 | 35 | 13 |
537 | So, that's where we got emojis from". | 1.4295 | 0.05073 | 156 | 101 | 43 | 12 |
538 | Next week’s moon is blinking, and then it will be nod. | 1.4295 | 0.05154 | 156 | 102 | 41 | 13 |
539 | You ever feel like the universe is trying to communicate with you? | 1.4295 | 0.04991 | 156 | 100 | 45 | 11 |
540 | I’ve shown you my full moon, now show me yours. | 1.4294 | 0.04843 | 163 | 104 | 48 | 11 |
541 | Has that been there this entire time? | 1.4294 | 0.04997 | 163 | 106 | 44 | 13 |
542 | Now I wish we hadn’t told the moon our secret. | 1.4294 | 0.04921 | 163 | 105 | 46 | 12 |
543 | Someone bet Musk he couldn't do it. | 1.4294 | 0.04924 | 170 | 111 | 45 | 14 |
544 | Look honey, a full emoji. | 1.4286 | 0.05570 | 126 | 81 | 36 | 9 |
545 | It's got to be a woman. No man in the moon could be that happy. | 1.4286 | 0.05461 | 147 | 98 | 35 | 14 |
546 | Enjoying a little moonshine? | 1.4286 | 0.05337 | 126 | 79 | 40 | 7 |
547 | Looks like everyone is happy that Fauci is back. | 1.4286 | 0.05361 | 154 | 103 | 36 | 15 |
548 | 🎵 When the moon meets your eye with a big wink and smile.. that's psilocybin 🎵 | 1.4286 | 0.06305 | 112 | 75 | 26 | 11 |
549 | Honey, I thought you said this place was private. | 1.4286 | 0.04892 | 175 | 115 | 45 | 15 |
550 | Even the Moon is over the Moon. | 1.4278 | 0.04834 | 194 | 131 | 43 | 20 |
551 | You ever get the feeling there's something going on that we know nothing about? | 1.4276 | 0.04904 | 152 | 96 | 47 | 9 |
552 | Somewhere, somehow, a werewolf is getting lucky. | 1.4275 | 0.05333 | 138 | 89 | 39 | 10 |
553 | You’re right, acid was more fun. | 1.4275 | 0.05432 | 138 | 90 | 37 | 11 |
554 | Look, Honey! He's taking a shine to you. | 1.4275 | 0.05201 | 131 | 82 | 42 | 7 |
555 | Damn, Martha. I can't take you anywhere without some weirdo hitting on you. | 1.4275 | 0.05738 | 131 | 87 | 32 | 12 |
556 | After 2020 I'm pretty sure it's a smirk. | 1.4271 | 0.04699 | 192 | 127 | 48 | 17 |
557 | Tell me again where you found the mushrooms for your Wild-Mushroom Risotto. | 1.4269 | 0.05108 | 171 | 115 | 39 | 17 |
558 | I felt it coming. I just couldn't put a face to it till now. | 1.4268 | 0.05194 | 164 | 110 | 38 | 16 |
559 | I thought you said you were over him. | 1.4268 | 0.04821 | 164 | 105 | 48 | 11 |
560 | 'I think that Elon Musk has stepped over the line." | 1.4268 | 0.05128 | 157 | 103 | 41 | 13 |
561 | I guess Zuckerberg beat Musk to the Moon. | 1.4265 | 0.05681 | 136 | 91 | 32 | 13 |
562 | The moon's just going through one of its phases. | 1.4264 | 0.06105 | 129 | 89 | 25 | 15 |
563 | Let’s face it, we spend way too much time on our phones. | 1.4264 | 0.05904 | 129 | 87 | 29 | 13 |
564 | You see it too, right? | 1.4263 | 0.04554 | 190 | 123 | 53 | 14 |
565 | Is the moon smiling down upon us or mocking our world? | 1.4261 | 0.05931 | 115 | 75 | 31 | 9 |
566 | It looks like ‘How High the Moon’ has a different meaning tonight. | 1.4261 | 0.06305 | 115 | 78 | 25 | 12 |
567 | I thought tonight was supposed to be a Full Grin... | 1.4251 | 0.05264 | 167 | 114 | 35 | 18 |
568 | Are you sure we closed the curtains last night? | 1.4250 | 0.05757 | 120 | 78 | 33 | 9 |
569 | I thought the meteorologist misspoke, but it really is “peeping” through the clouds. | 1.4248 | 0.05053 | 153 | 99 | 43 | 11 |
570 | Tesla's satellite hit the moon's right orbital! | 1.4247 | 0.04865 | 186 | 125 | 43 | 18 |
571 | I hope we wrote down how we made this wine. | 1.4245 | 0.05683 | 139 | 94 | 31 | 14 |
572 | It could be the wine, but I think we've been texting too much. | 1.4242 | 0.05703 | 132 | 88 | 32 | 12 |
573 | It's an e-moon-ji | 1.4242 | 0.05497 | 132 | 86 | 36 | 10 |
574 | Don’t be conned, he has a very dark side.” | 1.4236 | 0.05269 | 144 | 94 | 39 | 11 |
575 | Moon phases: the Waning, the waxing and the winking. | 1.4236 | 0.05360 | 144 | 95 | 37 | 12 |
576 | On my last date, it said LOL. | 1.4234 | 0.05802 | 111 | 71 | 33 | 7 |
577 | It that for you or me? It's hard to tell these days" | 1.4234 | 0.05255 | 137 | 88 | 40 | 9 |
578 | Just like so many emojis. I can't tell what it really means. | 1.4234 | 0.05356 | 137 | 89 | 38 | 10 |
579 | I wonder what's happening on the dark side of the moon... | 1.4234 | 0.05648 | 137 | 92 | 32 | 13 |
580 | I think Bobby hacked into NASA's observatory again. | 1.4228 | 0.05232 | 149 | 98 | 39 | 12 |
581 | I though 40 winks was just a saying. | 1.4228 | 0.05888 | 123 | 82 | 30 | 11 |
582 | What exactly are we drinking? | 1.4225 | 0.05128 | 142 | 91 | 42 | 9 |
583 | I thought you said those were morels? | 1.4225 | 0.05030 | 142 | 90 | 44 | 8 |
584 | Let's be sure to zip up the tent tonight. | 1.4224 | 0.05186 | 161 | 108 | 38 | 15 |
585 | I think you’re spending too much time on your computer. I don’t see it. | 1.4222 | 0.05094 | 135 | 85 | 43 | 7 |
586 | It’s free with Amazon Prime. | 1.4222 | 0.05610 | 135 | 90 | 33 | 12 |
587 | Looks like coming to Vermont was a great idea. | 1.4219 | 0.05613 | 128 | 84 | 34 | 10 |
588 | When the moon blinks it's eye like a bad pizza pie, that's a worry | 1.4219 | 0.05828 | 128 | 86 | 30 | 12 |
589 | To moonshine | 1.4217 | 0.05000 | 166 | 110 | 42 | 14 |
590 | Oh look, there's a new emoji. | 1.4217 | 0.05073 | 166 | 111 | 40 | 15 |
591 | If it starts nodding at us this will be my last glass. | 1.4215 | 0.05346 | 121 | 76 | 39 | 6 |
592 | OK, I give. What's in the wine? | 1.4214 | 0.05274 | 140 | 91 | 39 | 10 |
593 | How long before Neil deGrasse Tyson ruins this? | 1.4214 | 0.05651 | 140 | 95 | 31 | 14 |
594 | If you see it too let’s hope it’s the wine. | 1.4214 | 0.04918 | 159 | 103 | 45 | 11 |
595 | It appears global warming has given way to lunar sauciness." | 1.4211 | 0.06091 | 114 | 76 | 28 | 10 |
596 | Would you mind buttoning your blouse to the top ? | 1.4211 | 0.05769 | 133 | 90 | 30 | 13 |
597 | Finally, somebody who gets it. | 1.4211 | 0.05324 | 152 | 102 | 36 | 14 |
598 | What makes you think I spend too much time texting? | 1.4211 | 0.04610 | 190 | 125 | 50 | 15 |
599 | He’ll reveal his dark side soon. | 1.4211 | 0.05030 | 133 | 83 | 44 | 6 |
600 | Good Night,Emoji Moon. | 1.4207 | 0.05189 | 164 | 111 | 37 | 16 |
601 | Apparently it’s a sign of global charming. | 1.4206 | 0.05446 | 126 | 81 | 37 | 8 |
602 | Next time don't ask for the moon. | 1.4206 | 0.06234 | 107 | 71 | 27 | 9 |
603 | Finally! Confirmation the last four years were a cosmic joke. | 1.4205 | 0.07357 | 88 | 61 | 17 | 10 |
604 | It's a beautiful full emoticon tonight. | 1.4203 | 0.05123 | 138 | 88 | 42 | 8 |
605 | Most people don’t know that it’s actually short for “full of himself” moon. | 1.4202 | 0.06026 | 119 | 80 | 28 | 11 |
606 | Let’s...let’s never speak about this again | 1.4202 | 0.05907 | 119 | 79 | 30 | 10 |
607 | Does he know something we don't? | 1.4200 | 0.05290 | 150 | 100 | 37 | 13 |
608 | We've been mooned | 1.4200 | 0.05118 | 150 | 98 | 41 | 11 |
609 | I knew a red would pair well with the CBD gummy bears. | 1.4198 | 0.05626 | 131 | 87 | 33 | 11 |
610 | It's part of why I drink out here. | 1.4198 | 0.05931 | 131 | 90 | 27 | 14 |
611 | Waxing cheeky tonight. | 1.4198 | 0.05626 | 131 | 87 | 33 | 11 |
612 | Look hunny! The president of the moon likes sharpies, too! | 1.4198 | 0.05086 | 162 | 108 | 40 | 14 |
613 | Who did you say gave you this wine again? | 1.4194 | 0.04918 | 155 | 100 | 45 | 10 |
614 | Was that for you or me? | 1.4192 | 0.04754 | 167 | 108 | 48 | 11 |
615 | That's not amoré, Lynn, that's emoji. | 1.4191 | 0.05276 | 136 | 88 | 39 | 9 |
616 | Looks like someone's feeling a little full of himself tonight. | 1.4189 | 0.05075 | 148 | 96 | 42 | 10 |
617 | I don't trust that friendly face; I hear he's got a really dark side. | 1.4186 | 0.05687 | 129 | 86 | 32 | 11 |
618 | This is the first emoji moon I've seen in a blue moon. | 1.4186 | 0.05469 | 129 | 84 | 36 | 9 |
619 | It makes as much sense as when he was wearing sunglasses. | 1.4183 | 0.04873 | 153 | 98 | 46 | 9 |
620 | You say this vintage is from the 60's, huh? | 1.4181 | 0.04708 | 177 | 116 | 48 | 13 |
621 | Fine, you were right. This town does have an insanely active gossip mill. | 1.4180 | 0.04501 | 189 | 123 | 53 | 13 |
622 | It's funny, because yesterday he seemed a little blue... | 1.4179 | 0.05433 | 134 | 88 | 36 | 10 |
623 | He used to send commandments, now it's just emojis" | 1.4179 | 0.05433 | 134 | 88 | 36 | 10 |
624 | I don’t know John, I think this might be more than ‘just a phase’ | 1.4179 | 0.05635 | 134 | 90 | 32 | 12 |
625 | It only happens once in a blue emoji. | 1.4173 | 0.05639 | 127 | 84 | 33 | 10 |
626 | The weatherman said it’ll be another 186 years until the next flirty moon. | 1.4173 | 0.05527 | 127 | 83 | 35 | 9 |
627 | Ever feel like the universe is just phoning it in? | 1.4173 | 0.05393 | 139 | 92 | 36 | 11 |
628 | Uh, Linda did you tell anyone about our affair ? | 1.4172 | 0.05004 | 151 | 98 | 43 | 10 |
629 | Well, Harold, someone else enjoyed it, too. | 1.4171 | 0.05079 | 175 | 120 | 37 | 18 |
630 | Looks like the new Biden-Harris Emoji initiative is starting to take hold | 1.4171 | 0.04719 | 187 | 125 | 46 | 16 |
631 | I think our secret is safe with him. | 1.4167 | 0.06326 | 108 | 73 | 25 | 10 |
632 | Just once, I'd like to not run into one of your exes when we are out... | 1.4167 | 0.04656 | 168 | 108 | 50 | 10 |
633 | I believe the term is ‘fromage a trois’ | 1.4167 | 0.05488 | 132 | 87 | 35 | 10 |
634 | It is beautiful, but I wonder if Emojis are getting a little too much power. | 1.4161 | 0.05641 | 137 | 93 | 31 | 13 |
635 | Stardust? | 1.4159 | 0.05993 | 113 | 75 | 29 | 9 |
636 | Honey, it’s happening again. Get me the weed. | 1.4156 | 0.05105 | 154 | 102 | 40 | 12 |
637 | You always think everyone is flirting with you. | 1.4155 | 0.05217 | 142 | 93 | 39 | 10 |
638 | The moons really full of itself tonight. | 1.4154 | 0.05437 | 130 | 85 | 36 | 9 |
639 | There’s definitely something about wine and altitude | 1.4154 | 0.05652 | 130 | 87 | 32 | 11 |
640 | I can’t quite put my finger on it but it feels like the universe is sending us a message. | 1.4154 | 0.05097 | 130 | 82 | 42 | 6 |
641 | Someone's feeling full of himself tonight. | 1.4151 | 0.04912 | 159 | 104 | 44 | 11 |
642 | I prefer the one with sunglasses. | 1.4150 | 0.05184 | 147 | 97 | 39 | 11 |
643 | Maybe we should've closed the shades? | 1.4150 | 0.05361 | 147 | 99 | 35 | 13 |
644 | No no....I think that’s a semi-colon | 1.4150 | 0.05532 | 147 | 101 | 31 | 15 |
645 | Scientists first noticed this on November 3rd... | 1.4146 | 0.05036 | 164 | 110 | 40 | 14 |
646 | The subtext is intriguing ... | 1.4146 | 0.04730 | 164 | 106 | 48 | 10 |
647 | How old did you say this wine is? | 1.4145 | 0.05151 | 152 | 101 | 39 | 12 |
648 | Is it winking at us or does it just have sun in its eye? | 1.4143 | 0.05734 | 140 | 97 | 28 | 15 |
649 | That’s where Apollo 11 landed. | 1.4143 | 0.05551 | 140 | 95 | 32 | 13 |
650 | I get that he sent these drinks over, but I don't get HOW he sent these drinks over. | 1.4141 | 0.05604 | 128 | 85 | 33 | 10 |
651 | He knows. | 1.4141 | 0.05820 | 128 | 87 | 29 | 12 |
652 | When the moon that you see is a bright emoji, that's amore! | 1.4141 | 0.06128 | 128 | 90 | 23 | 15 |
653 | Is it just me or are things starting to look different under Biden? | 1.4141 | 0.05820 | 128 | 87 | 29 | 12 |
654 | I like this wine | 1.4138 | 0.05587 | 145 | 100 | 30 | 15 |
655 | Trump is gone ! | 1.4135 | 0.05760 | 133 | 91 | 29 | 13 |
656 | What do you mean, you're flirting with astronomy? | 1.4135 | 0.06639 | 104 | 72 | 21 | 11 |
657 | It's so nice seeing emojis in their natural habitat | 1.4135 | 0.06203 | 104 | 69 | 27 | 8 |
658 | You would be smiling too if you were 92,958,412 miles from this planet | 1.4130 | 0.05416 | 138 | 92 | 35 | 11 |
659 | What the hell did you put in this drink? | 1.4130 | 0.05217 | 138 | 90 | 39 | 9 |
660 | At least he isn't mooning us. | 1.4129 | 0.05241 | 155 | 105 | 36 | 14 |
661 | Oddly, it's putting me out of the mood. | 1.4129 | 0.04996 | 155 | 102 | 42 | 11 |
662 | Give a cheer... for the next four years! | 1.4128 | 0.04937 | 172 | 116 | 41 | 15 |
663 | I thought you said nobody would see us when we went skinny-dipping last night. | 1.4127 | 0.05318 | 126 | 81 | 38 | 7 |
664 | Now I am the only one in the world who doesn't use emojis. | 1.4126 | 0.05282 | 143 | 95 | 37 | 11 |
665 | Is that the sun or the moon? .... I don’t know, it’s 5:00 somewhere | 1.4122 | 0.05721 | 131 | 89 | 30 | 12 |
666 | No. I think there's something in his eye. | 1.4122 | 0.05923 | 131 | 91 | 26 | 14 |
667 | I guess that’s what we get for drinking moonshine. | 1.4122 | 0.04882 | 148 | 95 | 45 | 8 |
668 | It may be the wine talking, but I think this is a sign that things are looking up. | 1.4118 | 0.04866 | 153 | 99 | 45 | 9 |
669 | We don't usually see him without Blinken and Nod. | 1.4118 | 0.05897 | 119 | 80 | 29 | 10 |
670 | Last night the tongue was out. | 1.4113 | 0.05611 | 124 | 82 | 33 | 9 |
671 | See, this is why China can't be trusted to do moon missions. | 1.4113 | 0.05840 | 124 | 84 | 29 | 11 |
672 | I don’t know about the stars aligning, but things are looking up on the local level. | 1.4110 | 0.05383 | 146 | 99 | 34 | 13 |
673 | That's why you always wait at least an hour before popping another edible. | 1.4109 | 0.05570 | 129 | 86 | 33 | 10 |
674 | I love you to the emoji and back. | 1.4109 | 0.05783 | 129 | 88 | 29 | 12 |
675 | Welp Sarah, it finally happened. After months of isolation and drinking due to the pandemic I’ve finally entered the lunacy phase. | 1.4109 | 0.05460 | 129 | 85 | 35 | 9 |
676 | The almanac says this is known as a "Saucy" moon | 1.4109 | 0.05570 | 129 | 86 | 33 | 10 |
677 | I've seen a crescent moon, a full moon, and a blue moon. But never a I know something you don't know moon. | 1.4104 | 0.05424 | 134 | 89 | 35 | 10 |
678 | He’s been unbearable since he found out he has the antibodies | 1.4104 | 0.05726 | 134 | 92 | 29 | 13 |
679 | Do you ever wonder if the cosmos is just trolling us? | 1.4104 | 0.04410 | 173 | 110 | 55 | 8 |
680 | Well...I guess that’s amore. | 1.4104 | 0.04845 | 173 | 116 | 43 | 14 |
681 | Did we just get mooned? | 1.4103 | 0.04626 | 156 | 99 | 50 | 7 |
682 | Ugh, he’s so flirty when he’s full. | 1.4103 | 0.05714 | 117 | 77 | 32 | 8 |
683 | I haven't seen such a good omen in more than four years. | 1.4103 | 0.05841 | 117 | 78 | 30 | 9 |
684 | You know, I've had just enough wine to believe that we aren't just sitting on the couch again with our phones. | 1.4101 | 0.05086 | 139 | 90 | 41 | 8 |
685 | This means that the last four years were just a cosmic joke? | 1.4101 | 0.05287 | 139 | 92 | 37 | 10 |
686 | The smile is for November 3. The wink is for January 20. | 1.4101 | 0.05385 | 139 | 93 | 35 | 11 |
687 | A winking gibbous? Damn autocorrect." | 1.4099 | 0.05021 | 161 | 108 | 40 | 13 |
688 | I think it’s kicking in | 1.4098 | 0.05552 | 122 | 80 | 34 | 8 |
689 | Even the moon is happy he’s out of office! | 1.4097 | 0.05524 | 144 | 99 | 31 | 14 |
690 | So, moons have semi-colons and women have periods? | 1.4094 | 0.05739 | 127 | 86 | 30 | 11 |
691 | They say this happens only once every 200 years. | 1.4091 | 0.05264 | 132 | 86 | 38 | 8 |
692 | Someone should wipe that smile off his face. | 1.4091 | 0.05818 | 110 | 72 | 31 | 7 |
693 | I'm getting vanilla and apricot, rounding out with hints of crushed Lorazepam. | 1.4091 | 0.04786 | 176 | 118 | 44 | 14 |
694 | It would be a little less creepy if he just mooned us. | 1.4091 | 0.05014 | 154 | 102 | 41 | 11 |
695 | It's like he knows what we are about to do. | 1.4091 | 0.05787 | 132 | 91 | 28 | 13 |
696 | Glib-ass moon. | 1.4088 | 0.04904 | 159 | 105 | 43 | 11 |
697 | It's a full emoji tonight. | 1.4085 | 0.05488 | 142 | 97 | 32 | 13 |
698 | I guess there was a plan all along. | 1.4085 | 0.05111 | 142 | 93 | 40 | 9 |
699 | Maybe we should stop staring at the moon, I think he’s getting the wrong impression... | 1.4083 | 0.05857 | 120 | 81 | 29 | 10 |
700 | But after four years, it's so much better than "The Scream" | 1.4082 | 0.05266 | 147 | 99 | 36 | 12 |
701 | This would make a great New Yorker cartoon. It wouldn't even need a caption. | 1.4080 | 0.06021 | 125 | 87 | 25 | 13 |
702 | It's the emojisfisication of the universe. | 1.4080 | 0.05803 | 125 | 85 | 29 | 11 |
703 | January 20 --- The Universe Is Celebrating | 1.4079 | 0.05391 | 152 | 105 | 32 | 15 |
704 | Yes, definitely a new moon...... | 1.4077 | 0.05536 | 130 | 87 | 33 | 10 |
705 | See Honey, the moon doesn't think it's weird to be drinking wine on a hike in the woods | 1.4077 | 0.05536 | 130 | 87 | 33 | 10 |
706 | Is it me, or does the moon seem really full of itself tonight? | 1.4077 | 0.05536 | 130 | 87 | 33 | 10 |
707 | Keep on orbiting pal, Janet is with me. | 1.4074 | 0.05691 | 135 | 93 | 29 | 13 |
708 | The first step is admitting we have an emoji problem. | 1.4074 | 0.05392 | 135 | 90 | 35 | 10 |
709 | The moon's looking quite full... of itself! | 1.4071 | 0.05354 | 140 | 94 | 35 | 11 |
710 | Didn't know it would be a full emoonji tonight. | 1.4071 | 0.05981 | 113 | 76 | 28 | 9 |
711 | Even the moon is happy Trump is gone... | 1.4069 | 0.05993 | 145 | 106 | 19 | 20 |
712 | Well,I guess he is bright,but I hear he has a dark side! | 1.4068 | 0.05676 | 118 | 78 | 32 | 8 |
713 | I think this will be my last glass of wine for the night. | 1.4065 | 0.05637 | 123 | 82 | 32 | 9 |
714 | I guess that’s the new moon. | 1.4065 | 0.05637 | 123 | 82 | 32 | 9 |
715 | Good sign, the first full moon of 2021 and it's a happy emoji. | 1.4065 | 0.05395 | 123 | 80 | 36 | 7 |
716 | It also has a dark side. | 1.4065 | 0.05637 | 123 | 82 | 32 | 9 |
717 | I think I need to go to rehab. | 1.4062 | 0.04880 | 160 | 106 | 43 | 11 |
718 | Remember when there was a bright line between physical and virtual realities? | 1.4062 | 0.05370 | 128 | 84 | 36 | 8 |
719 | Yep. The universe saw the Inauguration. | 1.4062 | 0.05915 | 128 | 89 | 26 | 13 |
720 | Get over yourself. You always think everyone is checking you out. | 1.4062 | 0.05116 | 160 | 109 | 37 | 14 |
721 | Oh yeah, I saw in the news there’s supposed to be a full wink tonight | 1.4061 | 0.05005 | 165 | 112 | 39 | 14 |
722 | I know that should be reassuring, but let's just see what Fauci says.... | 1.4060 | 0.05752 | 133 | 92 | 28 | 13 |
723 | See? I told you the whole universe knows we’re having an affair.” | 1.4060 | 0.05446 | 133 | 89 | 34 | 10 |
724 | I guess being full makes him happy. | 1.4058 | 0.05308 | 138 | 92 | 36 | 10 |
725 | Well, whether it’s the sun or the moon, we probably shouldn’t make eye contact. | 1.4058 | 0.05504 | 138 | 94 | 32 | 12 |
726 | The sun will come out, tomorrow! | 1.4056 | 0.05180 | 143 | 95 | 38 | 10 |
727 | Is it my imagination, or is the moon hitting on you? | 1.4052 | 0.05869 | 116 | 78 | 29 | 9 |
728 | I see a glad moon smilin'. | 1.4052 | 0.05608 | 116 | 76 | 33 | 7 |
729 | How long before these edibles start to work? | 1.4051 | 0.04839 | 158 | 104 | 44 | 10 |
730 | I'm guessing irony - or is it sarcasm? | 1.4050 | 0.05699 | 121 | 81 | 31 | 9 |
731 | Usually after a few sips I just start seeing stars. | 1.4050 | 0.05452 | 121 | 79 | 35 | 7 |
732 | Well, this is more impressive than Halley's Comma. | 1.4049 | 0.05339 | 163 | 115 | 30 | 18 |
733 | Even the moon is glad Trump's gone. | 1.4048 | 0.05654 | 126 | 85 | 31 | 10 |
734 | I have no idea why she’s winking at me. | 1.4048 | 0.05654 | 126 | 85 | 31 | 10 |
735 | In a couple weeks, he'll be singing "Suddenly, I'm not half the man I used to be". | 1.4048 | 0.05186 | 126 | 81 | 39 | 6 |
736 | The moon appears to have entered its deviant phase. | 1.4044 | 0.05360 | 136 | 91 | 35 | 10 |
737 | Let's go back to the tent, honey. I think it just kicked in. | 1.4044 | 0.05560 | 136 | 93 | 31 | 12 |
738 | I don’t want to alarm you, darling, but I think we may be in a cartoon. | 1.4043 | 0.05130 | 141 | 93 | 39 | 9 |
739 | Don't judge me, Thelma, but I feel we may be the butt of a cosmic joke. | 1.4043 | 0.05511 | 141 | 97 | 31 | 13 |
740 | I think I preferred the gravitas of the burning bush response | 1.4041 | 0.05196 | 146 | 98 | 37 | 11 |
741 | For heaven's sake, does EVERYTHING have to be an emoji? | 1.4041 | 0.05375 | 146 | 100 | 33 | 13 |
742 | Is this because we met online? | 1.4040 | 0.05413 | 151 | 105 | 31 | 15 |
743 | Yep, trading dry January for text-free January was definitely the right call. | 1.4040 | 0.05162 | 151 | 102 | 37 | 12 |
744 | Dont flatter yourself, it's looking at me | 1.4038 | 0.05880 | 104 | 68 | 30 | 6 |
745 | Maybe quarantining in the in the Berkshires with sixteen cases of wine wasn't such a good idea." | 1.4037 | 0.05990 | 109 | 73 | 28 | 8 |
746 | This must be the Millenial phase of the moon. | 1.4037 | 0.06912 | 109 | 80 | 14 | 15 |
747 | Shall we moon him back? | 1.4034 | 0.06123 | 119 | 83 | 24 | 12 |
748 | who’s he hitting on... you or me? | 1.4031 | 0.05560 | 129 | 87 | 32 | 10 |
749 | It's interesting how easily we anthropomorphize what we see. | 1.4030 | 0.05617 | 134 | 92 | 30 | 12 |
750 | When the moon winks its eye like a text from on high, that’s... what again? | 1.4029 | 0.05472 | 139 | 95 | 32 | 12 |
751 | It must be a Fool Moon | 1.4029 | 0.04973 | 139 | 90 | 42 | 7 |
752 | Now I'm pretty sure this is not wine. | 1.4028 | 0.04860 | 144 | 93 | 44 | 7 |
753 | It looks like everyone is happy that Trump is gone from office. | 1.4028 | 0.05151 | 144 | 96 | 38 | 10 |
754 | I think that's enough wine for today, Susan | 1.4027 | 0.05209 | 149 | 101 | 36 | 12 |
755 | You DON’T see a face in the moon? | 1.4026 | 0.04654 | 154 | 99 | 48 | 7 |
756 | Where, exactly, did he see the sun kiss you? | 1.4021 | 0.04583 | 194 | 132 | 46 | 16 |
757 | Not sure why, but it does it every four years on January 20th at 12 noon. | 1.4021 | 0.06976 | 97 | 69 | 17 | 11 |
758 | Crap. He knows. | 1.4018 | 0.06011 | 112 | 76 | 27 | 9 |
759 | I think we passed the limit on the number of drinks we should have. | 1.4017 | 0.05829 | 117 | 79 | 29 | 9 |
760 | It's just a phase. It'll pass in the blink of an eye. | 1.4017 | 0.05954 | 117 | 80 | 27 | 10 |
761 | I can’t believe she’s moonlighting as an emoji. | 1.4017 | 0.06077 | 117 | 81 | 25 | 11 |
762 | Does he know what we plan to do out here? | 1.4016 | 0.05291 | 122 | 79 | 37 | 6 |
763 | Boy, that's a new phase for the moon. | 1.4016 | 0.05291 | 122 | 79 | 37 | 6 |
764 | What are we drinking again? | 1.4016 | 0.05417 | 122 | 80 | 35 | 7 |
765 | Somewhere some poor wolf is transforming into a millennial | 1.4016 | 0.05837 | 127 | 88 | 27 | 12 |
766 | So, I guess the howling works. | 1.4015 | 0.05574 | 132 | 90 | 31 | 11 |
767 | Beautiful emoji tonight... | 1.4015 | 0.05228 | 137 | 91 | 37 | 9 |
768 | It's a Flirty Eclipse. It happens when the earth goes between the moon and Tinder. | 1.4015 | 0.05329 | 137 | 92 | 35 | 10 |
769 | I’ve alway had a personal relationship with nature. | 1.4015 | 0.05329 | 137 | 92 | 35 | 10 |
770 | This is not quite what I had in mind when I wished for a threesome | 1.4015 | 0.05124 | 137 | 90 | 39 | 8 |
771 | No. I think he just has something in his eye. | 1.4014 | 0.04794 | 147 | 95 | 45 | 7 |
772 | I thought it was wine but it must be moonshine. | 1.4013 | 0.05101 | 157 | 107 | 37 | 13 |
773 | I told you someone was peering through our bedroom window last night. | 1.4012 | 0.05101 | 167 | 116 | 35 | 16 |
774 | Wait, where did you say you bought the wine? | 1.4000 | 0.05448 | 125 | 83 | 34 | 8 |
775 | So this is the guy you've been telling me about. | 1.4000 | 0.05065 | 135 | 88 | 40 | 7 |
776 | Looks like God finally got a smartphone. | 1.4000 | 0.05792 | 125 | 86 | 28 | 11 |
777 | You as over the moon as I am? | 1.4000 | 0.05146 | 155 | 106 | 36 | 13 |
778 | I think we're drunk. | 1.4000 | 0.05345 | 140 | 95 | 34 | 11 |
779 | You’ve seen one full wink-emoji, you’ve seen ’em all. | 1.4000 | 0.05441 | 140 | 96 | 32 | 12 |
780 | Least it's not a Bernie meme | 1.4000 | 0.05680 | 125 | 85 | 30 | 10 |
781 | Do you think the dark side is a frown emoji?" | 1.4000 | 0.05173 | 135 | 89 | 38 | 8 |
782 | I think we're being mooned! | 1.4000 | 0.05680 | 125 | 85 | 30 | 10 |
783 | Brace yourself for the nudge. | 1.4000 | 0.06667 | 100 | 70 | 20 | 10 |
784 | Must have heard about Biden and Harris | 1.4000 | 0.04873 | 160 | 107 | 42 | 11 |
785 | I want to believe it's being ironic. | 1.3986 | 0.05140 | 148 | 100 | 37 | 11 |
786 | Maybe it’s just a phase we’re going through. | 1.3986 | 0.04864 | 148 | 97 | 43 | 8 |
787 | You don’t think it’s kind of over-compensating for the dark side? | 1.3986 | 0.05398 | 138 | 94 | 33 | 11 |
788 | ‘Enjoy yourselves, it’s been a long 4 years’ | 1.3986 | 0.04990 | 138 | 90 | 41 | 7 |
789 | He doesn’t look blue to me | 1.3985 | 0.05742 | 133 | 93 | 27 | 13 |
790 | I meant to hit the thumbs up emoji. | 1.3984 | 0.05472 | 128 | 86 | 33 | 9 |
791 | Boy, we should have found this drink a long time ago. | 1.3984 | 0.05742 | 123 | 84 | 29 | 10 |
792 | A wink's as good as a nod... | 1.3984 | 0.05742 | 123 | 84 | 29 | 10 |
793 | After Trump, even New Yorker cartoons seem different somehow. | 1.3984 | 0.06080 | 123 | 87 | 23 | 13 |
794 | I think I’m spending too much time on my phone. | 1.3984 | 0.05970 | 123 | 86 | 25 | 12 |
795 | I have this sinking feeling the joke is on us | 1.3983 | 0.05534 | 118 | 78 | 33 | 7 |
796 | We should have stuck with wine, the moonshine is going to my head. | 1.3982 | 0.06353 | 113 | 80 | 21 | 12 |
797 | Ever since God got a Twitter account , he's really been phoning it in. | 1.3982 | 0.06099 | 113 | 78 | 25 | 10 |
798 | Wow, a full-of-itself moon! | 1.3982 | 0.05968 | 113 | 77 | 27 | 9 |
799 | Knowing my ancestors saw the same emoticon ten thousand years ago gives me perspective. | 1.3982 | 0.05413 | 113 | 73 | 35 | 5 |
800 | Looks like someone else is quite pleased with the election! | 1.3982 | 0.05834 | 113 | 76 | 29 | 8 |
801 | Guess the moon is being extra cheesy tonight | 1.3982 | 0.05697 | 113 | 75 | 31 | 7 |
802 | Swear not by the inconstant....uh, oh. | 1.3974 | 0.04870 | 156 | 104 | 42 | 10 |
803 | It really is January 20th. | 1.3972 | 0.05502 | 141 | 98 | 30 | 13 |
804 | If the world really is about to end, I wish God would send us a sign... | 1.3972 | 0.04919 | 141 | 92 | 42 | 7 |
805 | Sure, it's unusual, but is it really a sign that the universe wants us to get married? | 1.3971 | 0.05143 | 136 | 90 | 38 | 8 |
806 | What side of the moon is this? | 1.3971 | 0.05036 | 136 | 89 | 40 | 7 |
807 | So that's why they call it moonshine. | 1.3969 | 0.05384 | 131 | 88 | 34 | 9 |
808 | Perhaps that Apple / Space Force merger was a bad idea. | 1.3969 | 0.05161 | 131 | 86 | 38 | 7 |
809 | Wow, Banksy really went for it this time | 1.3969 | 0.05701 | 131 | 91 | 28 | 12 |
810 | Maybe it's the wine. Maybe it's the moon. But I think I'm going to get lucky tonight. | 1.3968 | 0.05643 | 126 | 86 | 30 | 10 |
811 | Do you think the moon knows that Joe was sworn in today? | 1.3968 | 0.05295 | 126 | 83 | 36 | 7 |
812 | It appears you two know each other. | 1.3966 | 0.05459 | 116 | 76 | 34 | 6 |
813 | Don't worry, I think she's just going through a phase. | 1.3966 | 0.05857 | 116 | 79 | 28 | 9 |
814 | Don’t worry, this is just one of his weird phases. | 1.3966 | 0.06107 | 116 | 81 | 24 | 11 |
815 | Moonlight, I expected. A lit moon? That’s something new. | 1.3964 | 0.06561 | 111 | 80 | 18 | 13 |
816 | I think we just got permission to have another glass of wine. | 1.3963 | 0.05015 | 164 | 113 | 37 | 14 |
817 | I think they call it the winking gibbous. | 1.3962 | 0.05794 | 106 | 70 | 30 | 6 |
818 | Think I'll have to forego this nightcap routine. | 1.3961 | 0.04824 | 154 | 102 | 43 | 9 |
819 | Even the emojis are social distancing now. | 1.3960 | 0.05200 | 149 | 102 | 35 | 12 |
820 | Did Biden rejoin the Paris Accord already? | 1.3958 | 0.05418 | 144 | 100 | 31 | 13 |
821 | It's a good thing we don't see the back side. | 1.3957 | 0.05463 | 139 | 96 | 31 | 12 |
822 | This is good moonshine | 1.3957 | 0.05066 | 139 | 92 | 39 | 8 |
823 | Congrats, America. | 1.3957 | 0.05268 | 139 | 94 | 35 | 10 |
824 | It's so comforting to see the Biden Moon. | 1.3955 | 0.05607 | 134 | 93 | 29 | 12 |
825 | Will we ever find a moment alone? | 1.3953 | 0.05326 | 129 | 86 | 35 | 8 |
826 | I see the wink, where is the nod? | 1.3952 | 0.05819 | 124 | 86 | 27 | 11 |
827 | Okay. That’s enough wine. | 1.3952 | 0.05470 | 124 | 83 | 33 | 8 |
828 | See? Everyone knows the third date is when it happens. | 1.3950 | 0.05366 | 119 | 78 | 35 | 6 |
829 | Sometimes it seems like everyone is in on the joke except me. | 1.3950 | 0.05625 | 119 | 80 | 31 | 8 |
830 | Lunar emojis? I knew no good would come of commercializing space travel! | 1.3950 | 0.05497 | 119 | 79 | 33 | 7 |
831 | Is that just a phase? | 1.3950 | 0.05625 | 119 | 80 | 31 | 8 |
832 | Those pot brownies were good | 1.3950 | 0.05625 | 119 | 80 | 31 | 8 |
833 | A waxing flirtatious phase of the moon I presume. | 1.3947 | 0.05658 | 114 | 76 | 31 | 7 |
834 | I should have taken Dry January more seriously. | 1.3947 | 0.04953 | 152 | 102 | 40 | 10 |
835 | This tequila sunrise is stronger than I thought. | 1.3947 | 0.05926 | 114 | 78 | 27 | 9 |
836 | Look. The man in the moon is happy 45 is gone too. | 1.3947 | 0.04953 | 152 | 102 | 40 | 10 |
837 | Is this some kind of apocalyptic inside joke? | 1.3947 | 0.05126 | 152 | 104 | 36 | 12 |
838 | Such a common emoji moon tonight; I would have wished something more special for this occasion, my love" | 1.3942 | 0.06021 | 104 | 70 | 27 | 7 |
839 | I thought you said it was over with him? | 1.3939 | 0.04685 | 165 | 110 | 45 | 10 |
840 | Winkin? Blinkin? Just nod." | 1.3939 | 0.05242 | 132 | 88 | 36 | 8 |
841 | Really? This is why you dragged me up here? | 1.3934 | 0.05884 | 122 | 85 | 26 | 11 |
842 | There’s a glad moon on the rise. | 1.3934 | 0.05404 | 122 | 81 | 34 | 7 |
843 | Apparently the man in the moon has been heavily influenced by emojis. | 1.3933 | 0.05258 | 150 | 104 | 33 | 13 |
844 | I think the drugs are kickin' in. | 1.3933 | 0.05172 | 150 | 103 | 35 | 12 |
845 | I guess I alway just thought of the moon as a celestial body first and a sexual being second... | 1.3933 | 0.05085 | 150 | 102 | 37 | 11 |
846 | We should probably give that Dry January thing a shot | 1.3933 | 0.04996 | 150 | 101 | 39 | 10 |
847 | Elon Musk has really gotten out of control. | 1.3932 | 0.05942 | 117 | 81 | 26 | 10 |
848 | We really need to cut back on our day drinking | 1.3932 | 0.05285 | 117 | 76 | 36 | 5 |
849 | I liked it a lot better before the tech moguls got ahold of it. | 1.3929 | 0.05723 | 112 | 75 | 30 | 7 |
850 | This is awkward... | 1.3929 | 0.05580 | 112 | 74 | 32 | 6 |
851 | I would have used the cheese emoji | 1.3929 | 0.05997 | 112 | 77 | 26 | 9 |
852 | I think that's our cue to go ahead and make-out. | 1.3929 | 0.05431 | 140 | 97 | 31 | 12 |
853 | How long have we been indoors? | 1.3929 | 0.05862 | 112 | 76 | 28 | 8 |
854 | Actually, maybe we shouldn't go skinny dipping. | 1.3925 | 0.06050 | 107 | 73 | 26 | 8 |
855 | Well, at least he didn't moon us. | 1.3925 | 0.06472 | 107 | 76 | 20 | 11 |
856 | am I drunk or did he just wink at you? | 1.3925 | 0.06194 | 107 | 74 | 24 | 9 |
857 | What did you put in this drink? | 1.3923 | 0.05726 | 130 | 91 | 27 | 12 |
858 | I'm having trouble taking anything literally right now. | 1.3923 | 0.05621 | 130 | 90 | 29 | 11 |
859 | Well, it's better than that one that looks like poop. | 1.3923 | 0.05830 | 130 | 92 | 25 | 13 |
860 | I'm just saying I'm into it if you are into it | 1.3923 | 0.05180 | 130 | 86 | 37 | 7 |
861 | Appreciation of nature is highly reciprocal. | 1.3922 | 0.05242 | 102 | 64 | 36 | 2 |
862 | THIS is why we agreed to quit LSD | 1.3920 | 0.05193 | 125 | 82 | 37 | 6 |
863 | Kinda gives new meaning to that giant eggplant and huge peach we saw on the way over... | 1.3920 | 0.05668 | 125 | 86 | 29 | 10 |
864 | I thought only stars winked. | 1.3919 | 0.04759 | 148 | 97 | 44 | 7 |
865 | Nothing can eclipse that smile. | 1.3919 | 0.04854 | 148 | 98 | 42 | 8 |
866 | Quite the charmer! Guess he thinks we won’t notice that he’s not wearing a mask. | 1.3917 | 0.06069 | 120 | 85 | 23 | 12 |
867 | I think we need to go back to just one glass a night | 1.3916 | 0.04966 | 143 | 95 | 40 | 8 |
868 | It's creepy, yes, but kind of flattering, too, no? | 1.3916 | 0.05160 | 143 | 97 | 36 | 10 |
869 | What do you think - playful, affectionate, suggestive, or ironic? | 1.3913 | 0.05753 | 115 | 78 | 29 | 8 |
870 | Are we drinking moonshine? | 1.3913 | 0.06138 | 115 | 81 | 23 | 11 |
871 | You look so beautiful tonight, in this emoji light. | 1.3913 | 0.05753 | 115 | 78 | 29 | 8 |
872 | Ummm, do you know each other? | 1.3910 | 0.05529 | 133 | 92 | 30 | 11 |
873 | First Emoji moon of the season. | 1.3909 | 0.05932 | 110 | 75 | 27 | 8 |
874 | So it was just one big joke after all. | 1.3906 | 0.05230 | 128 | 85 | 36 | 7 |
875 | It's the inauguration moon. | 1.3906 | 0.05460 | 128 | 87 | 32 | 9 |
876 | Is... that the moon telling us to get a room? | 1.3906 | 0.05572 | 128 | 88 | 30 | 10 |
877 | The thing is, he always ghosts me in the morning | 1.3906 | 0.05460 | 128 | 87 | 32 | 9 |
878 | This new iOS update is pretty invasive. | 1.3905 | 0.06127 | 105 | 72 | 25 | 8 |
879 | Since when did mother nature start using emojis? | 1.3904 | 0.05615 | 146 | 105 | 25 | 16 |
880 | It's a New Moon. | 1.3902 | 0.05730 | 123 | 85 | 28 | 10 |
881 | He's entering the flirtatious phase. | 1.3902 | 0.05730 | 123 | 85 | 28 | 10 |
882 | Even the moon is happy that Joe Biden won | 1.3901 | 0.05110 | 141 | 95 | 37 | 9 |
883 | Should we call NASA or the CIA? | 1.3901 | 0.05110 | 141 | 95 | 37 | 9 |
884 | I'm never drinking absinthe again. | 1.3897 | 0.05131 | 136 | 91 | 37 | 8 |
885 | Is this guy bothering you? | 1.3897 | 0.05024 | 136 | 90 | 39 | 7 |
886 | It means that, within the next 12 hours, we can expect either snow or a werewolf. | 1.3895 | 0.06906 | 95 | 68 | 17 | 10 |
887 | Do you think it's flirting with us? | 1.3895 | 0.06041 | 95 | 63 | 27 | 5 |
888 | The news says not to look directly at the emoji. | 1.3894 | 0.06085 | 113 | 79 | 24 | 10 |
889 | Okay, now you're flirting with the man in the moon, it just never ends.. | 1.3894 | 0.05542 | 113 | 75 | 32 | 6 |
890 | He said he'd 'be back in some form.' Is this it? | 1.3894 | 0.06340 | 113 | 81 | 20 | 12 |
891 | He wants to change his image from being stone cold. But I think he's just going through another one of his phases. | 1.3894 | 0.05683 | 113 | 76 | 30 | 7 |
892 | do you think he saw us in the car before? | 1.3894 | 0.06085 | 113 | 79 | 24 | 10 |
893 | No, he’s winking at me. | 1.3893 | 0.05033 | 131 | 86 | 39 | 6 |
894 | This is so much better than the poop emoji we've had for the past four years. | 1.3889 | 0.06005 | 108 | 74 | 26 | 8 |
895 | So this is what NASA does with $21 billion. | 1.3889 | 0.05631 | 126 | 87 | 29 | 10 |
896 | That's not a new moon so let's just call it a fresh moon." | 1.3889 | 0.06147 | 108 | 75 | 24 | 9 |
897 | Has he taken a shine to us? | 1.3889 | 0.04839 | 144 | 95 | 42 | 7 |
898 | Are you sure this isn’t that new THC wine? | 1.3885 | 0.04752 | 157 | 105 | 43 | 9 |
899 | I guess emojis really have taken over the world. | 1.3885 | 0.05055 | 139 | 93 | 38 | 8 |
900 | Oh sure - act like the last four years was just a big joke! | 1.3885 | 0.05055 | 139 | 93 | 38 | 8 |
901 | Do you ever feel like the universe is sending you signals? | 1.3884 | 0.05297 | 121 | 80 | 35 | 6 |
902 | And I say it’s a smirk, and I don’t appreciate it. | 1.3881 | 0.04959 | 134 | 88 | 40 | 6 |
903 | I've been coming here for years getting all of life's questions answered till I figured out it was just a damned balloon. | 1.3881 | 0.05392 | 134 | 92 | 32 | 10 |
904 | Once you start using them, you see them everywhere. | 1.3881 | 0.05180 | 134 | 90 | 36 | 8 |
905 | You don't appreciate how flirty the moon is until you get out of the city. | 1.3879 | 0.05970 | 116 | 81 | 25 | 10 |
906 | You ever wonder if life is a computer simulation? | 1.3879 | 0.05713 | 116 | 79 | 29 | 8 |
907 | Jesus Sharon is there anyone in the universe you haven’t fucked? | 1.3879 | 0.06094 | 116 | 82 | 23 | 11 |
908 | There are no words to describe the moon tonight. | 1.3878 | 0.06091 | 98 | 66 | 26 | 6 |
909 | One small wink for man, one giant wink for mankind. | 1.3878 | 0.06427 | 98 | 68 | 22 | 8 |
910 | Can I open my eyes, now? Is it January 20, 2021 yet? | 1.3878 | 0.05149 | 147 | 101 | 35 | 11 |
911 | I wonder what Elon will draw on Mars when he gets there? | 1.3876 | 0.05537 | 129 | 89 | 30 | 10 |
912 | It’s called an “emoonji” | 1.3876 | 0.05645 | 129 | 90 | 28 | 11 |
913 | It's either the new administration - or the edibles | 1.3876 | 0.05537 | 129 | 89 | 30 | 10 |
914 | Someone's getting lucky tonight | 1.3876 | 0.05314 | 129 | 87 | 34 | 8 |
915 | There's waxing, waning, and winking. | 1.3874 | 0.05889 | 111 | 76 | 27 | 8 |
916 | He's flirting with us | 1.3874 | 0.05456 | 111 | 73 | 33 | 5 |
917 | They should have never given the astronauts that can of paint | 1.3874 | 0.05748 | 111 | 75 | 29 | 7 |
918 | I thought you said you'd stopped seeing him. | 1.3874 | 0.05604 | 111 | 74 | 31 | 6 |
919 | Well, that's better than last night's poop emoji. | 1.3874 | 0.06026 | 111 | 77 | 25 | 9 |
920 | Good grief. I think he saw us. | 1.3874 | 0.06026 | 111 | 77 | 25 | 9 |
921 | . - Great wine honey - It’s Moonshine | 1.3874 | 0.05604 | 111 | 74 | 31 | 6 |
922 | No, that's not a Covid symptom. | 1.3871 | 0.04877 | 155 | 105 | 40 | 10 |
923 | The hell is he so happy about? | 1.3871 | 0.06670 | 93 | 65 | 20 | 8 |
924 | I think it means we paid too much for this Pinot Grigio. | 1.3871 | 0.05084 | 124 | 81 | 38 | 5 |
925 | Must have been the 2021 inauguration. | 1.3868 | 0.06226 | 106 | 74 | 23 | 9 |
926 | That's a New Moon right? | 1.3866 | 0.05860 | 119 | 83 | 26 | 10 |
927 | Semicolon, end parenthesis... What does it mean??? | 1.3866 | 0.05612 | 119 | 81 | 30 | 8 |
928 | Apparently, it's no secret why I asked you here. | 1.3864 | 0.05004 | 132 | 87 | 39 | 6 |
929 | ... last week it looked like a 😜 | 1.3864 | 0.05446 | 132 | 91 | 31 | 10 |
930 | I need a little more than just 'everyone has a past'. | 1.3860 | 0.05643 | 114 | 77 | 30 | 7 |
931 | The last four years ends with a cosmic 'wink and a nod'? | 1.3860 | 0.05779 | 114 | 78 | 28 | 8 |
932 | Must be the flirting phase. | 1.3860 | 0.05912 | 114 | 79 | 26 | 9 |
933 | Call me crazy, but I think he's giving us permission to engage in extended foreplay. | 1.3860 | 0.05912 | 114 | 79 | 26 | 9 |
934 | It’s not amore if you have to hit the moon in its eye. | 1.3860 | 0.05779 | 114 | 78 | 28 | 8 |
935 | I paid the site extra for these sky emojis. | 1.3857 | 0.05325 | 140 | 97 | 32 | 11 |
936 | I guess the pizza pie hit his eye | 1.3857 | 0.05027 | 140 | 94 | 38 | 8 |
937 | And that’s when we decided it was time to start dry January. | 1.3857 | 0.05325 | 140 | 97 | 32 | 11 |
938 | I am not sure you can actually get off the grid anymore. | 1.3853 | 0.05668 | 109 | 73 | 30 | 6 |
939 | Actually, I'm much more creeped out by his dark side. | 1.3853 | 0.05668 | 109 | 73 | 30 | 6 |
940 | When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie - that | 1.3853 | 0.06373 | 109 | 78 | 20 | 11 |
941 | It DID NOT wink at you | 1.3853 | 0.05816 | 109 | 74 | 28 | 7 |
942 | Have to admit, I thought the lover's moon would be a bit more romantic. | 1.3852 | 0.05636 | 122 | 84 | 29 | 9 |
943 | IF I DIDN'T KNOW BETTER I'D SAY IT'S ONLY A PAPER MOON | 1.3851 | 0.04938 | 148 | 100 | 39 | 9 |
944 | I see the bad moon a-rising. | 1.3851 | 0.05210 | 148 | 103 | 33 | 12 |
945 | And I thought 2021 would be more sane than 2020. | 1.3846 | 0.05674 | 117 | 80 | 29 | 8 |
946 | Oh look it's a Full of himself Moon | 1.3846 | 0.05543 | 117 | 79 | 31 | 7 |
947 | The last time I saw a one-eyed moon, you had dropped the soap. | 1.3846 | 0.06307 | 104 | 73 | 22 | 9 |
948 | This Moonshine just hit on me | 1.3846 | 0.05337 | 143 | 100 | 31 | 12 |
949 | Remember when we didn't believe in climate change. | 1.3841 | 0.04967 | 138 | 92 | 39 | 7 |
950 | Maybe it’s a moon beam stuck in its eye | 1.3841 | 0.05376 | 138 | 96 | 31 | 11 |
951 | Just as I thought, even the man in the moon got a pardon. | 1.3841 | 0.05072 | 138 | 93 | 37 | 8 |
952 | It looks better in the app | 1.3840 | 0.05302 | 125 | 84 | 34 | 7 |
953 | Is she happy for us or just glad to be a million miles away? | 1.3839 | 0.05982 | 112 | 78 | 25 | 9 |
954 | Even the moon is mood for celebrating the new administration. | 1.3839 | 0.06115 | 112 | 79 | 23 | 10 |
955 | How could he have seen us? We were behind a bush! | 1.3839 | 0.06115 | 112 | 79 | 23 | 10 |
956 | Do you think he knows we're in a cartoon? | 1.3835 | 0.04975 | 133 | 88 | 39 | 6 |
957 | When the moon hits your eye like a big emoji in the sky, that's amore ... | 1.3833 | 0.05447 | 120 | 81 | 32 | 7 |
958 | When the moon winks an eye, play along, don't be shy...that's amore. | 1.3833 | 0.05820 | 120 | 84 | 26 | 10 |
959 | I feel validated. | 1.3832 | 0.05578 | 107 | 71 | 31 | 5 |
960 | A probe must have just landed on the dark side. | 1.3832 | 0.06178 | 107 | 75 | 23 | 9 |
961 | No - left eye is regular wink. Right eye is ironic wink. | 1.3832 | 0.05418 | 107 | 70 | 33 | 4 |
962 | These virtual happy hours are getting weird. | 1.3832 | 0.06178 | 107 | 75 | 23 | 9 |
963 | Have you ever noticed you can sometimes see a face in the moon? | 1.3832 | 0.05418 | 107 | 70 | 33 | 4 |
964 | He rotated to reveal his whimsical side. | 1.3830 | 0.04998 | 141 | 95 | 38 | 8 |
965 | How many martini's did you say we had? | 1.3826 | 0.05869 | 115 | 80 | 26 | 9 |
966 | It looks like more than just the planet is happy about the election. | 1.3826 | 0.05604 | 115 | 78 | 30 | 7 |
967 | Enjoy while it lasts, humans. | 1.3826 | 0.05181 | 149 | 104 | 33 | 12 |
968 | He must be thinking we're drinking moonshine. | 1.3824 | 0.06238 | 102 | 71 | 23 | 8 |
969 | This makes me wish I had paid more attention in that astrology class. | 1.3821 | 0.04832 | 123 | 79 | 41 | 3 |
970 | Ever get the feeling the universe is laughing at us? | 1.3821 | 0.05717 | 123 | 86 | 27 | 10 |
971 | Whatever happens, stays between me and the sun. | 1.3819 | 0.05025 | 144 | 98 | 37 | 9 |
972 | With this level of confidence, it's no wonder he's making waves around here | 1.3819 | 0.04927 | 144 | 97 | 39 | 8 |
973 | Mary, are you really sure you want the moon? | 1.3818 | 0.05916 | 110 | 76 | 26 | 8 |
974 | It’s sad, really, how he can control the tides but can’t control himself. | 1.3818 | 0.05916 | 110 | 76 | 26 | 8 |
975 | Apparently, he knows what I'm thinking. | 1.3817 | 0.05249 | 131 | 89 | 34 | 8 |
976 | Was I supposed to close the blinds last night or you? | 1.3817 | 0.05781 | 131 | 94 | 24 | 13 |
977 | So, God has figured out emojis | 1.3814 | 0.06121 | 97 | 66 | 25 | 6 |
978 | Conjunctivitis I think. | 1.3814 | 0.05372 | 118 | 79 | 33 | 6 |
979 | Yeah, like I needed another reminder this marriage is a cosmic joke! | 1.3813 | 0.05246 | 139 | 96 | 33 | 10 |
980 | Bad moon rising - or is it the wine? | 1.3810 | 0.06110 | 105 | 73 | 24 | 8 |
981 | Ok, I’ll take it from here. Good night, moon. | 1.3810 | 0.05802 | 105 | 71 | 28 | 6 |
982 | Full Of Himself Moon. | 1.3810 | 0.06258 | 105 | 74 | 22 | 9 |
983 | Now, I’d call that a new phase. | 1.3810 | 0.05308 | 105 | 68 | 34 | 3 |
984 | He loves us to the earth and back! | 1.3806 | 0.05058 | 134 | 90 | 37 | 7 |
985 | Do you think he saw us?” | 1.3805 | 0.05380 | 113 | 75 | 33 | 5 |
986 | Do you think she knows something? | 1.3805 | 0.05939 | 113 | 79 | 25 | 9 |
987 | I hope you're impressed. You wouldn't believe what I did to pull this off. | 1.3805 | 0.05666 | 113 | 77 | 29 | 7 |
988 | No. The Ecliptic is something else. That’s a semicolon. | 1.3805 | 0.05804 | 113 | 78 | 27 | 8 |
989 | Well, I now have another reason to be afraid of the dark. | 1.3805 | 0.05939 | 113 | 79 | 25 | 9 |
990 | What do you mean you don't know him? He's looking right at you. | 1.3804 | 0.06152 | 92 | 62 | 25 | 5 |
991 | I believe that’s the lesser known ‘Horny Moon.’ | 1.3803 | 0.05263 | 142 | 99 | 32 | 11 |
992 | I'll take that as a good sign. | 1.3802 | 0.05150 | 121 | 80 | 36 | 5 |
993 | Once in a lewd moon... | 1.3802 | 0.05660 | 121 | 84 | 28 | 9 |
994 | I’ve heard people say, “Once in an emoji moon,” but I never thought I’d see one. | 1.3802 | 0.05537 | 121 | 83 | 30 | 8 |
995 | I’ve just got to cut down on my screen time. | 1.3798 | 0.05185 | 129 | 87 | 35 | 7 |
996 | See why I told you to zip up the tent window?" | 1.3797 | 0.04718 | 158 | 107 | 42 | 9 |
997 | I think he knows what we’re up to | 1.3796 | 0.05692 | 108 | 73 | 29 | 6 |
998 | I don't like the way he is looking at you. | 1.3796 | 0.05842 | 108 | 74 | 27 | 7 |
999 | Why does everyone presume we're more than just friends? | 1.3796 | 0.05842 | 108 | 74 | 27 | 7 |
1000 | I don't know if he's flirting with me, or just joking around. | 1.3796 | 0.05296 | 137 | 95 | 32 | 10 |
1001 | Wine helps me connect with nature. | 1.3793 | 0.05565 | 116 | 79 | 30 | 7 |
1002 | I've never seen this guy before in my life, Babe, I swear! | 1.3793 | 0.05289 | 116 | 77 | 34 | 5 |
1003 | Houston we have a pervert | 1.3790 | 0.05562 | 124 | 86 | 29 | 9 |
1004 | Damn. he knows what I'm thinking | 1.3788 | 0.05217 | 132 | 90 | 34 | 8 |
1005 | The universe is so vast and flirty. | 1.3786 | 0.05708 | 103 | 69 | 29 | 5 |
1006 | What's in this wine? The moon just winked at us! | 1.3786 | 0.05015 | 140 | 95 | 37 | 8 |
1007 | Maybe it was everything about last year, but, so far, I don't trust 2021 just yet. | 1.3784 | 0.05438 | 111 | 74 | 32 | 5 |
1008 | Oh, I didn’t know we were going on THIS kind of trip. | 1.3784 | 0.05873 | 111 | 77 | 26 | 8 |
1009 | Full emoji tonight | 1.3784 | 0.05587 | 111 | 75 | 30 | 6 |
1010 | This drink is much stronger than I realized. | 1.3782 | 0.05010 | 156 | 109 | 35 | 12 |
1011 | It’s the moonshine talking. | 1.3782 | 0.05336 | 119 | 80 | 33 | 6 |
1012 | Amore? " "No, emoji. | 1.3782 | 0.05468 | 119 | 81 | 31 | 7 |
1013 | drink up its moonshine | 1.3778 | 0.05551 | 135 | 96 | 27 | 12 |
1014 | This moonshine is getting to me. | 1.3778 | 0.05348 | 135 | 94 | 31 | 10 |
1015 | Doesn't the Bible have some kind of a prophecy about that? | 1.3778 | 0.05137 | 135 | 92 | 35 | 8 |
1016 | Strange, the forecast called for a cat face with hearts for eyes. | 1.3778 | 0.05551 | 135 | 96 | 27 | 12 |
1017 | Yeah,I noticed it right after he left office. | 1.3778 | 0.05450 | 135 | 95 | 29 | 11 |
1018 | Do you think we should wink back? | 1.3778 | 0.05823 | 90 | 59 | 28 | 3 |
1019 | This moon certainly is full of himself. | 1.3776 | 0.04842 | 143 | 96 | 40 | 7 |
1020 | Ok, I'll give you this one, but to be fair you thought Beyonce was winking at you too. | 1.3776 | 0.04842 | 143 | 96 | 40 | 7 |
1021 | Wow, it's so much hotter after waxing | 1.3776 | 0.04842 | 143 | 96 | 40 | 7 |
1022 | Yes, unless it’s really a cosmic siren, luring us back into believing in a benevolent universe. | 1.3776 | 0.06408 | 98 | 69 | 21 | 8 |
1023 | I think she’s just going through a new phase. | 1.3776 | 0.06071 | 98 | 67 | 25 | 6 |
1024 | Fake Moon | 1.3774 | 0.06209 | 106 | 75 | 22 | 9 |
1025 | Maybe we should take this inside... | 1.3774 | 0.05758 | 106 | 72 | 28 | 6 |
1026 | Now we know where the rest of the bottle went. | 1.3774 | 0.05758 | 106 | 72 | 28 | 6 |
1027 | Was it winking after the first glass for you too? | 1.3774 | 0.06209 | 106 | 75 | 22 | 9 |
1028 | See, I told you these mushrooms were good! | 1.3770 | 0.04983 | 122 | 80 | 38 | 4 |
1029 | Moon him back | 1.3770 | 0.05858 | 122 | 87 | 24 | 11 |
1030 | Sarah, I think he's hitting on you. | 1.3770 | 0.05622 | 122 | 85 | 28 | 9 |
1031 | I kinda miss the nose. | 1.3770 | 0.05741 | 122 | 86 | 26 | 10 |
1032 | Told you, everyone sleeps with one eye open these days. | 1.3769 | 0.05036 | 130 | 87 | 37 | 6 |
1033 | Pay no attention. Mom is desperate for grandkids. | 1.3768 | 0.05265 | 138 | 96 | 32 | 10 |
1034 | He’s too happy. He must have caught the cow again! | 1.3768 | 0.05265 | 138 | 96 | 32 | 10 |
1035 | Either that was not a 'micro' dose or we really shouldn't be drinking | 1.3763 | 0.06099 | 93 | 63 | 25 | 5 |
1036 | I guess his dark side isn't really that dark | 1.3762 | 0.05603 | 101 | 67 | 30 | 4 |
1037 | I can’t believe he’s hitting on you right in front of me.” | 1.3762 | 0.05946 | 101 | 69 | 26 | 6 |
1038 | That’s quite a semicolon. | 1.3762 | 0.05603 | 101 | 67 | 30 | 4 |
1039 | Is that for me or you? | 1.3761 | 0.06222 | 109 | 78 | 21 | 10 |
1040 | It's been that way since about noon January 20th | 1.3761 | 0.05943 | 109 | 76 | 25 | 8 |
1041 | So you've been here before with someone else? | 1.3761 | 0.05527 | 117 | 80 | 30 | 7 |
1042 | Wow, David, I haven't seen the sunshine in 4 years | 1.3761 | 0.05787 | 117 | 82 | 26 | 9 |
1043 | Waxing, waning and a new phase . . winking. | 1.3761 | 0.05787 | 117 | 82 | 26 | 9 |
1044 | Could that be a microaggression? | 1.3760 | 0.05287 | 125 | 85 | 33 | 7 |
1045 | Is he one of your exes too? | 1.3760 | 0.05866 | 125 | 90 | 23 | 12 |
1046 | I can’t believe the New Yorker accepts crap like this. | 1.3760 | 0.05641 | 125 | 88 | 27 | 10 |
1047 | He obviously knows something we don’t. | 1.3760 | 0.05755 | 125 | 89 | 25 | 11 |
1048 | That's the last time I buy wine from a guy wearing tie dye sneakers | 1.3759 | 0.05401 | 133 | 93 | 30 | 10 |
1049 | Who knew the man in the moon was such a flirt? | 1.3750 | 0.04999 | 136 | 92 | 37 | 7 |
1050 | Ooo, someone's gonna get lucky tonight. | 1.3750 | 0.05013 | 144 | 99 | 36 | 9 |
1051 | When the moon winks its eye when you're with your guy, that's amore! | 1.3750 | 0.06230 | 112 | 81 | 20 | 11 |
1052 | Our digital detox hasn't been quite long enough. | 1.3750 | 0.05830 | 112 | 78 | 26 | 8 |
1053 | He's taken a shine to us. | 1.3750 | 0.05690 | 112 | 77 | 28 | 7 |
1054 | Amazing what an election can do! | 1.3750 | 0.05559 | 120 | 83 | 29 | 8 |
1055 | We have an understanding... | 1.3750 | 0.06326 | 96 | 67 | 22 | 7 |
1056 | The smiley moon only occurs after an election. | 1.3750 | 0.05301 | 120 | 81 | 33 | 6 |
1057 | Wow, who knew that a horny moon occurred. | 1.3750 | 0.05665 | 104 | 70 | 29 | 5 |
1058 | It’s a full wink tonight | 1.3750 | 0.06290 | 104 | 74 | 21 | 9 |
1059 | I'm glad we got away from our computers tonight. That Emoji looks so much better in real life. | 1.3750 | 0.05203 | 128 | 87 | 34 | 7 |
1060 | God's emoji? | 1.3750 | 0.05827 | 104 | 71 | 27 | 6 |
1061 | Perhaps we shouldn't have brewed our own. | 1.3750 | 0.05547 | 112 | 76 | 30 | 6 |
1062 | honey, I think we drank too much. | 1.3750 | 0.05665 | 104 | 70 | 29 | 5 |
1063 | Well played Elon Musk. Well played. | 1.3750 | 0.05547 | 112 | 76 | 30 | 6 |
1064 | Apparently he's entered an insincere phase. | 1.3750 | 0.05827 | 104 | 71 | 27 | 6 |
1065 | At this point, I’ll take that as a good omen... | 1.3750 | 0.05301 | 120 | 81 | 33 | 6 |
1066 | Inauguration Moon - 1/20/21 | 1.3750 | 0.06099 | 112 | 80 | 22 | 10 |
1067 | It's a good thing we grew up watching Teletubbies, or else that'd be pretty creepy. | 1.3750 | 0.05498 | 104 | 69 | 31 | 4 |
1068 | Now, if he gives us a nod that really will be a sign. | 1.3741 | 0.04942 | 147 | 101 | 37 | 9 |
1069 | I think the man in the moon is coming on to you | 1.3741 | 0.05133 | 139 | 96 | 34 | 9 |
1070 | Wow, this is a bad omen, the first full moon of 2021 and he's sleeping with one eye open. | 1.3741 | 0.05031 | 139 | 95 | 36 | 8 |
1071 | But where’s Nod? | 1.3741 | 0.05333 | 139 | 98 | 30 | 11 |
1072 | He seems really full of himself lately | 1.3740 | 0.04640 | 131 | 85 | 43 | 3 |
1073 | It isn't winking, it's a shiner. | 1.3740 | 0.05340 | 123 | 84 | 32 | 7 |
1074 | Is it a friendly wink or a lunar tic? | 1.3740 | 0.05584 | 123 | 86 | 28 | 9 |
1075 | I’d like nature more if it weren’t so smug. | 1.3740 | 0.05464 | 123 | 85 | 30 | 8 |
1076 | He's not really winking. That's Alan Shepard's divot. | 1.3739 | 0.05722 | 115 | 80 | 27 | 8 |
1077 | I suppose you're going to say you have no idea why he's winking at you! | 1.3739 | 0.05722 | 115 | 80 | 27 | 8 |
1078 | What a beautiful day to start losing your mind | 1.3738 | 0.05867 | 107 | 74 | 26 | 7 |
1079 | Wow! It's an emoonji! | 1.3738 | 0.05715 | 107 | 73 | 28 | 6 |
1080 | They said the moon would reach Emojee tonight. | 1.3738 | 0.06161 | 107 | 76 | 22 | 9 |
1081 | Wow, incredible how this never happened when I was single. | 1.3737 | 0.06021 | 99 | 68 | 25 | 6 |
1082 | Nothing I can say. An emoticlipse of the heart. | 1.3737 | 0.06190 | 99 | 69 | 23 | 7 |
1083 | Someone should tell him it’s waning, not winking. | 1.3737 | 0.06354 | 99 | 70 | 21 | 8 |
1084 | Does that mean God is laughing with us or at us? | 1.3733 | 0.05054 | 150 | 105 | 34 | 11 |
1085 | I knew it, you're seeing another man in the moon aren't you? | 1.3729 | 0.05871 | 118 | 84 | 24 | 10 |
1086 | Is it only me or do you feel this moonshine is coming on strong? | 1.3729 | 0.05077 | 118 | 78 | 36 | 4 |
1087 | Wait. So is he interested in us or just being friendly? | 1.3729 | 0.05489 | 118 | 81 | 30 | 7 |
1088 | Gosh,we really have entered a new phase. | 1.3729 | 0.05747 | 118 | 83 | 26 | 9 |
1089 | Yes Donna, the winking sunset comes only every 1200 years. | 1.3729 | 0.05489 | 118 | 81 | 30 | 7 |
1090 | I think he's full of it. | 1.3729 | 0.05489 | 118 | 81 | 30 | 7 |
1091 | I told you we shouldn't have had another glass. | 1.3727 | 0.05458 | 110 | 74 | 31 | 5 |
1092 | I take it as a yes to open another bottle, make whoopee where we stand, approach your mother for a loan and everything else I've ever asked a sign for. | 1.3727 | 0.06439 | 110 | 81 | 17 | 12 |
1093 | We've either had too much wine, or not enough. | 1.3727 | 0.05899 | 110 | 77 | 25 | 8 |
1094 | Easy for you. All you’ve got to worry about is an eclipse. | 1.3727 | 0.05756 | 110 | 76 | 27 | 7 |
1095 | What keyboard does God use to get that? | 1.3725 | 0.05899 | 102 | 70 | 26 | 6 |
1096 | I asked God for a sign and he sends an emoji | 1.3725 | 0.05899 | 102 | 70 | 26 | 6 |
1097 | You really can't make out the emoji in the moon? | 1.3725 | 0.06373 | 102 | 73 | 20 | 9 |
1098 | It’s a millennial eclipse. | 1.3724 | 0.05080 | 145 | 101 | 34 | 10 |
1099 | He knows something we don't. | 1.3724 | 0.04789 | 145 | 98 | 40 | 7 |
1100 | It’s not a big pizza pie but I still love it | 1.3721 | 0.05170 | 129 | 88 | 34 | 7 |
1101 | Well dear, based on last year, it can all change in the blink of an eye! | 1.3719 | 0.05645 | 121 | 85 | 27 | 9 |
1102 | This seems more subtle than an eggplant emoji | 1.3717 | 0.05508 | 113 | 77 | 30 | 6 |
1103 | Looks like a full emoonji. | 1.3714 | 0.06385 | 105 | 76 | 19 | 10 |
1104 | Where did you say you bought those mushrooms? | 1.3714 | 0.05622 | 105 | 71 | 29 | 5 |
1105 | The full moon before Valentines Day is called the Flirt Emoji Moon. | 1.3714 | 0.05783 | 105 | 72 | 27 | 6 |
1106 | The night air was punctuated | 1.3714 | 0.05783 | 105 | 72 | 27 | 6 |
1107 | . . Absinthe. | 1.3714 | 0.06091 | 105 | 74 | 23 | 8 |
1108 | Look Gladys, the moon is full and winking. That is our cue to have sex again! | 1.3712 | 0.05313 | 132 | 92 | 31 | 9 |
1109 | It's at times like this that I feel a deep connection with the universe. | 1.3712 | 0.04976 | 132 | 89 | 37 | 6 |
1110 | I told you this Cab would pair nicely with mushrooms. | 1.3712 | 0.05421 | 132 | 93 | 29 | 10 |
1111 | I think we should stop chasing the shrooms with red wine. | 1.3711 | 0.06606 | 97 | 70 | 18 | 9 |
1112 | The moon is full of it tonight. | 1.3711 | 0.06099 | 97 | 67 | 24 | 6 |
1113 | Happens every time I sing 'When the Moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie' | 1.3711 | 0.05012 | 159 | 113 | 33 | 13 |
1114 | The emoji moon only appears when irony is wane. | 1.3710 | 0.05779 | 124 | 89 | 24 | 11 |
1115 | That's a sure indication that I'll soon have to wake-up. | 1.3707 | 0.05548 | 116 | 80 | 29 | 7 |
1116 | I think Elon Musk has too much money... | 1.3707 | 0.05681 | 116 | 81 | 27 | 8 |
1117 | Yeah, the it's-finally-over smile everyone is talking about. | 1.3707 | 0.05548 | 116 | 80 | 29 | 7 |
1118 | Sure he’s smiling. Whose he going to catch the virus from? | 1.3707 | 0.05411 | 116 | 79 | 31 | 6 |
1119 | Uh, is he coming onto you | 1.3704 | 0.04867 | 162 | 114 | 36 | 12 |
1120 | You trust him? Ask him to show you his other side. | 1.3704 | 0.05518 | 108 | 73 | 30 | 5 |
1121 | That’s either a sign that everything’s going to be ok, or it’s letting us in on the secret that we’re totally screwed.” | 1.3704 | 0.05673 | 108 | 74 | 28 | 6 |
1122 | They say it's being doing this ever since Jan. 20 at noon. | 1.3704 | 0.05359 | 108 | 72 | 32 | 4 |
1123 | I don't think he's flirting he has a sty. | 1.3701 | 0.05339 | 127 | 88 | 31 | 8 |
1124 | Looks like the moon just discovered emojis. | 1.3701 | 0.05099 | 127 | 86 | 35 | 6 |
1125 | A rare gibbled moom? | 1.3700 | 0.06301 | 100 | 71 | 21 | 8 |
1126 | Looks like the man on the moon is a few glasses ahead of us. | 1.3700 | 0.06301 | 100 | 71 | 21 | 8 |
1127 | Yep, that confirms it. He's really is gone! | 1.3697 | 0.06070 | 119 | 87 | 20 | 12 |
1128 | How old was that bottle? | 1.3697 | 0.05102 | 165 | 120 | 29 | 16 |
1129 | And the universe smiled. | 1.3696 | 0.05252 | 138 | 97 | 31 | 10 |
1130 | Sarcasm is back. | 1.3694 | 0.05713 | 111 | 77 | 27 | 7 |
1131 | I’m glad he’s gone too. | 1.3694 | 0.05568 | 111 | 76 | 29 | 6 |
1132 | In about 8 minutes you're going to find out why I'm winking. | 1.3691 | 0.04980 | 149 | 104 | 35 | 10 |
1133 | ‘Wait... is he flirting with you?’ | 1.3691 | 0.04888 | 149 | 103 | 37 | 9 |
1134 | Why do I feel the moon knows something I don't? | 1.3689 | 0.05852 | 103 | 71 | 26 | 6 |
1135 | Full? More like smug. | 1.3689 | 0.06013 | 103 | 72 | 24 | 7 |
1136 | Thank God we moved to Canada . | 1.3689 | 0.05484 | 122 | 85 | 29 | 8 |
1137 | Is there no end to your old flames? | 1.3684 | 0.05469 | 114 | 78 | 30 | 6 |
1138 | Dammit! Even the moon knows we are up to no good! | 1.3684 | 0.05469 | 114 | 78 | 30 | 6 |
1139 | You dated the MOON? | 1.3684 | 0.05325 | 114 | 77 | 32 | 5 |
1140 | He's flirting with you but I hear he's looney. | 1.3684 | 0.06359 | 95 | 67 | 21 | 7 |
1141 | Don’t look directly at the emoji. | 1.3684 | 0.06359 | 95 | 67 | 21 | 7 |
1142 | ♪ It's only an emoji moon Sailing over a twitter sea But it wouldn't be make believe If you believed in me. ♪ | 1.3684 | 0.05879 | 114 | 81 | 24 | 9 |
1143 | She still has that “come hither” look for Buzz Aldrin. | 1.3684 | 0.05492 | 133 | 95 | 27 | 11 |
1144 | Oh man, I think those edibles just kicked in. | 1.3684 | 0.06532 | 95 | 68 | 19 | 8 |
1145 | Don't worry. He's just going though a phase. | 1.3684 | 0.06359 | 95 | 67 | 21 | 7 |
1146 | I always suspected I was special. | 1.3684 | 0.05996 | 95 | 65 | 25 | 5 |
1147 | Maybe the astrologers were onto something after all. | 1.3684 | 0.06180 | 95 | 66 | 23 | 6 |
1148 | I've really had too much wine. | 1.3684 | 0.05746 | 114 | 80 | 26 | 8 |
1149 | Is it the wine, or is the Moon like totally flirting with me? | 1.3684 | 0.05806 | 95 | 64 | 27 | 4 |
1150 | What did you say we were drinking? | 1.3679 | 0.05738 | 106 | 73 | 27 | 6 |
1151 | Everything is beginning to look like an emoji. | 1.3679 | 0.05738 | 106 | 73 | 27 | 6 |
1152 | When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's emoji... | 1.3679 | 0.05893 | 106 | 74 | 25 | 7 |
1153 | Are you winkin what I'm winkin? | 1.3679 | 0.05580 | 106 | 72 | 29 | 5 |
1154 | I think this winking thing is just a phase he’s in. | 1.3679 | 0.05893 | 106 | 74 | 25 | 7 |
1155 | It's very rare- an emoji moon | 1.3679 | 0.06190 | 106 | 76 | 21 | 9 |
1156 | Who knew? It’s a Democrat. | 1.3679 | 0.06190 | 106 | 76 | 21 | 9 |
1157 | My 4th glass. You? | 1.3673 | 0.05872 | 98 | 67 | 26 | 5 |
1158 | Maybe those weren't Portabellos | 1.3673 | 0.06220 | 98 | 69 | 22 | 7 |
1159 | Ok Moon you were supposed to set a romantic mood not flirt with my wife. | 1.3673 | 0.05872 | 98 | 67 | 26 | 5 |
1160 | So this is Amore... pretty underwhelming. | 1.3673 | 0.06048 | 98 | 68 | 24 | 6 |
1161 | Honey maybe we should close that moon roof on the camper. | 1.3672 | 0.05750 | 128 | 93 | 23 | 12 |
1162 | I'd feel better if I understood the joke. | 1.3672 | 0.05305 | 128 | 89 | 31 | 8 |
1163 | It's like he knows something we don't about 2021... | 1.3670 | 0.05779 | 109 | 76 | 26 | 7 |
1164 | We won't do anything he hasn't already seen. | 1.3670 | 0.05478 | 109 | 74 | 30 | 5 |
1165 | A rare glimpse of the Wynken, Blynken, and Nod crater | 1.3670 | 0.05925 | 109 | 77 | 24 | 8 |
1166 | This is what I get for getting the wine from a gas station | 1.3670 | 0.05779 | 109 | 76 | 26 | 7 |
1167 | Oh god, who else knows? | 1.3670 | 0.05925 | 109 | 77 | 24 | 8 |
1168 | Maybe it's the rosé talking, but I swear that giant emoji looks just like the moon. | 1.3667 | 0.06601 | 90 | 64 | 19 | 7 |
1169 | Maybe it was 1 teaspoon of CBD oil not 1 cup | 1.3663 | 0.05755 | 101 | 69 | 27 | 5 |
1170 | And you wouldn’t believe what that jumping cow did next... | 1.3663 | 0.06089 | 101 | 71 | 23 | 7 |
1171 | What's in this wine? I swear the moon just winked at me. | 1.3663 | 0.05924 | 101 | 70 | 25 | 6 |
1172 | He’s just happy not to be on earth . | 1.3663 | 0.06249 | 101 | 72 | 21 | 8 |
1173 | So this is life without a tyrannical ruler? | 1.3663 | 0.05580 | 101 | 68 | 29 | 4 |
1174 | I take it as a sign we're both expected to 'get lucky.' | 1.3662 | 0.05143 | 142 | 100 | 32 | 10 |
1175 | Apparently we're going to be okay | 1.3661 | 0.05672 | 112 | 78 | 27 | 7 |
1176 | I guess it’s going through a flirty phase | 1.3661 | 0.05229 | 112 | 75 | 33 | 4 |
1177 | Is he coming on to you? | 1.3661 | 0.05229 | 112 | 75 | 33 | 4 |
1178 | I never did trust the man in the moon | 1.3661 | 0.05672 | 112 | 78 | 27 | 7 |
1179 | Is it the wine or my decades of texting? | 1.3659 | 0.05569 | 123 | 87 | 27 | 9 |
1180 | I can't tell if that is a things are getting better smile or a gotcha smirk. | 1.3659 | 0.05569 | 123 | 87 | 27 | 9 |
1181 | It’s OK. He’s discreet. | 1.3657 | 0.05029 | 134 | 92 | 35 | 7 |
1182 | No, that does not mean I slept with Carol last night! | 1.3656 | 0.06264 | 93 | 65 | 22 | 6 |
1183 | These satellite designers are just mocking us now. | 1.3656 | 0.06074 | 93 | 64 | 24 | 5 |
1184 | See, Honey, even the Man in the Moon says we should do it. | 1.3654 | 0.06417 | 104 | 76 | 18 | 10 |
1185 | The true Chinese mission was to put the first emoji in space. | 1.3654 | 0.06120 | 104 | 74 | 22 | 8 |
1186 | Is that the Flirtatious Moon or the Inside Joke Moon? | 1.3654 | 0.05806 | 104 | 72 | 26 | 6 |
1187 | The moon is supposed to stay neutral, but I think he's letting us know, he's happy about Biden.😁 | 1.3654 | 0.06120 | 104 | 74 | 22 | 8 |
1188 | Do you ever feel like the universe is trying to tell you something? | 1.3654 | 0.05806 | 104 | 72 | 26 | 6 |
1189 | Trust me. He'll disappear on you at least once a month. | 1.3652 | 0.05430 | 115 | 79 | 30 | 6 |
1190 | You think we were seen? | 1.3652 | 0.05837 | 115 | 82 | 24 | 9 |
1191 | I think he's hitting on you | 1.3652 | 0.05430 | 115 | 79 | 30 | 6 |
1192 | The moon is so happy Trump left he is smiling | 1.3651 | 0.05702 | 126 | 91 | 24 | 11 |
1193 | Maybe it's the Absinthe talking, but the moon just said you're gay. | 1.3650 | 0.04955 | 137 | 94 | 36 | 7 |
1194 | The latest e-moonji? | 1.3650 | 0.05470 | 137 | 99 | 26 | 12 |
1195 | See? The right choice really was Biden. | 1.3650 | 0.05567 | 137 | 100 | 24 | 13 |
1196 | I get the impression he saw everything. | 1.3649 | 0.04712 | 148 | 101 | 40 | 7 |
1197 | Maybe those mushrooms weren't chanterelles. | 1.3647 | 0.06870 | 85 | 61 | 17 | 7 |
1198 | I really miss the days when God communicated with a burning bush or stone tablets | 1.3647 | 0.06663 | 85 | 60 | 19 | 6 |
1199 | It’s just an emoonji. | 1.3646 | 0.05946 | 96 | 66 | 25 | 5 |
1200 | When the moon winks its eye like a reply guy, that's emoji. | 1.3646 | 0.05946 | 96 | 66 | 25 | 5 |
1201 | Honey I swear I don't know her | 1.3646 | 0.06127 | 96 | 67 | 23 | 6 |
1202 | I never knew that being mooned would be so cheeky. | 1.3646 | 0.06127 | 96 | 67 | 23 | 6 |
1203 | Don’t pay attention to him, he believes the world revolves around him | 1.3646 | 0.05946 | 96 | 66 | 25 | 5 |
1204 | Here's looking at you, kid. | 1.3645 | 0.05038 | 107 | 70 | 35 | 2 |
1205 | This CBD-infused chardonnay really is something. | 1.3645 | 0.06284 | 107 | 78 | 19 | 10 |
1206 | A few more drinks and his dark side will come out | 1.3645 | 0.05848 | 107 | 75 | 25 | 7 |
1207 | Looks like it can't hold its Moonshine. | 1.3645 | 0.05848 | 107 | 75 | 25 | 7 |
1208 | I’m not sure, let’s click on it and see. | 1.3644 | 0.05730 | 118 | 84 | 25 | 9 |
1209 | Is he winking because he knows he's mooning us on the other side? | 1.3644 | 0.05471 | 118 | 82 | 29 | 7 |
1210 | I guess my text went through. | 1.3644 | 0.05602 | 118 | 83 | 27 | 8 |
1211 | I think the universe knows something that we don't. | 1.3644 | 0.05059 | 118 | 79 | 35 | 4 |
1212 | ‘I told you not to mix the Xanax with the Chardonnay.’ | 1.3643 | 0.05036 | 129 | 88 | 35 | 6 |
1213 | And that, Sheila, is the power of Space Force. | 1.3643 | 0.04884 | 140 | 96 | 37 | 7 |
1214 | I din't know. It just hit my eye like a big pizza pie. | 1.3642 | 0.04856 | 162 | 115 | 35 | 12 |
1215 | I think the man in the moon got Messenger. | 1.3636 | 0.05880 | 110 | 78 | 24 | 8 |
1216 | Now I know why they say not to take alcohol with this medication. | 1.3636 | 0.06168 | 99 | 70 | 22 | 7 |
1217 | I think he’s more than full. | 1.3636 | 0.05505 | 121 | 85 | 28 | 8 |
1218 | I think he's trying to tell us something. | 1.3636 | 0.06168 | 99 | 70 | 22 | 7 |
1219 | Is nothing private? | 1.3636 | 0.05998 | 99 | 69 | 24 | 6 |
1220 | Wow – I really have to cut back on my edibles.” | 1.3636 | 0.06333 | 99 | 71 | 20 | 8 |
1221 | By the light of the cynical moon, really? | 1.3636 | 0.05505 | 121 | 85 | 28 | 8 |
1222 | This whole emoji thing has gone too far, way too far. | 1.3636 | 0.05589 | 110 | 76 | 28 | 6 |
1223 | Are you sure you don’t know him? | 1.3636 | 0.05998 | 99 | 69 | 24 | 6 |
1224 | Can’t we go ANYWHERE without running into one of your ex’s? | 1.3636 | 0.05512 | 132 | 95 | 26 | 11 |
1225 | We really need to stop buying that box wine Barbara | 1.3636 | 0.05512 | 132 | 95 | 26 | 11 |
1226 | Whose bright idea was it to stare directly at the sun? | 1.3636 | 0.05407 | 132 | 94 | 28 | 10 |
1227 | Walmart has really gone too far with the marketing campaign this time | 1.3636 | 0.05824 | 99 | 68 | 26 | 5 |
1228 | And that's why I like absinthe. | 1.3631 | 0.05044 | 157 | 113 | 31 | 13 |
1229 | Does he have to flirt with you right in front of me? | 1.3630 | 0.05321 | 135 | 96 | 29 | 10 |
1230 | Ah the full-of-itself moon tonight. | 1.3630 | 0.04773 | 135 | 91 | 39 | 5 |
1231 | I love a flirtatious moon. | 1.3629 | 0.05035 | 124 | 84 | 35 | 5 |
1232 | is this Merlot or Absinthe? | 1.3629 | 0.05289 | 124 | 86 | 31 | 7 |
1233 | What’s he implying? | 1.3629 | 0.05289 | 124 | 86 | 31 | 7 |
1234 | I hope this flirting is just a phase. | 1.3628 | 0.05631 | 113 | 79 | 27 | 7 |
1235 | And how long has this been going on, Steve? | 1.3628 | 0.05769 | 113 | 80 | 25 | 8 |
1236 | The Inaugural Moon is celebrating us! | 1.3627 | 0.05877 | 102 | 71 | 25 | 6 |
1237 | I'm already full, but bottoms up, you two. | 1.3627 | 0.05709 | 102 | 70 | 27 | 5 |
1238 | Play along, he thinks we're Blinken and Nod. | 1.3627 | 0.06040 | 102 | 72 | 23 | 7 |
1239 | That’s not “amoré,” that’s moon lust. | 1.3627 | 0.06040 | 102 | 72 | 23 | 7 |
1240 | I'm glad we can't see it's dark side. | 1.3627 | 0.06040 | 102 | 72 | 23 | 7 |
1241 | Did RBG just wink at us? | 1.3627 | 0.06198 | 102 | 73 | 21 | 8 |
1242 | I'm having a hard time taking this night seriously | 1.3626 | 0.06156 | 91 | 63 | 23 | 5 |
1243 | When the moon hits your eye like a big creepy guy-that’s amore! | 1.3626 | 0.06724 | 91 | 66 | 17 | 8 |
1244 | God, it seems like we run into your lunatic ex everywhere we go. | 1.3626 | 0.06351 | 91 | 64 | 21 | 6 |
1245 | Honey, what's in the wine? | 1.3626 | 0.06724 | 91 | 66 | 17 | 8 |
1246 | Does this mean the song should go ‘When the moon winks it’s eye as you’re drinking your wine, that’s amore’? | 1.3626 | 0.06351 | 91 | 64 | 21 | 6 |
1247 | Maybe we should have skipped those wild mushrooms | 1.3622 | 0.05553 | 127 | 91 | 26 | 10 |
1248 | He's not wearing a mask, Karen! | 1.3621 | 0.05530 | 116 | 81 | 28 | 7 |
1249 | Good night moon | 1.3621 | 0.05795 | 116 | 83 | 24 | 9 |
1250 | None for me, thank you - I'm full. | 1.3621 | 0.05795 | 116 | 83 | 24 | 9 |
1251 | That's my wing-moon. | 1.3619 | 0.06071 | 105 | 75 | 22 | 8 |
1252 | Next time, put in less vermouth. | 1.3619 | 0.05761 | 105 | 73 | 26 | 6 |
1253 | When you promised me the moon, I didn't think you meant it that way! | 1.3619 | 0.05761 | 105 | 73 | 26 | 6 |
1254 | Let’s both look up from the screen at the same time and see if it goes away. | 1.3619 | 0.05918 | 105 | 74 | 24 | 7 |
1255 | What makes you think I'm hoping to get lucky tonight? | 1.3619 | 0.06071 | 105 | 75 | 22 | 8 |
1256 | Tomorrow we quit. | 1.3619 | 0.05600 | 105 | 72 | 28 | 5 |
1257 | Do you think emojis preceded us? | 1.3619 | 0.05761 | 105 | 73 | 26 | 6 |
1258 | He knows more than he’s telling | 1.3617 | 0.06209 | 94 | 66 | 22 | 6 |
1259 | You know how you can tell Big Tech is out of control? The Lunamoji. | 1.3617 | 0.05829 | 94 | 64 | 26 | 4 |
1260 | When did they rebrand the moon? | 1.3617 | 0.06209 | 94 | 66 | 22 | 6 |
1261 | why didn’t the lazy eye thing ever come up in science class? | 1.3617 | 0.06567 | 94 | 68 | 18 | 8 |
1262 | Seems to be full of himself tonight. | 1.3615 | 0.05238 | 130 | 91 | 31 | 8 |
1263 | When did Amazon acquire the moon? | 1.3614 | 0.06980 | 83 | 60 | 16 | 7 |
1264 | Am I drunk or is that emoji really huge? | 1.3613 | 0.05434 | 119 | 83 | 29 | 7 |
1265 | Perhaps he'd like to join us and bring some cheese. | 1.3611 | 0.05497 | 108 | 74 | 29 | 5 |
1266 | This blue moon seems to be rather chipper, don't you think? | 1.3609 | 0.05156 | 133 | 93 | 32 | 8 |
1267 | Who cares? I'm gonna drink until Trump is gone. | 1.3608 | 0.06250 | 97 | 69 | 21 | 7 |
1268 | Does he mean that the moon landing was a hoax? | 1.3608 | 0.05896 | 97 | 67 | 25 | 5 |
1269 | So..where's the Nod..? | 1.3608 | 0.06075 | 97 | 68 | 23 | 6 |
1270 | Uh-oh. He's knows something we don't know. | 1.3608 | 0.06250 | 97 | 69 | 21 | 7 |
1271 | Well, it's better than that shocked emoji last month. | 1.3607 | 0.05342 | 122 | 85 | 30 | 7 |
1272 | Please tell me you put something in my drink. | 1.3607 | 0.05468 | 122 | 86 | 28 | 8 |
1273 | Oh, that’s my late husband. He likes to watch. | 1.3605 | 0.05103 | 147 | 105 | 31 | 11 |
1274 | Frankly, the novelty is waning on me. | 1.3604 | 0.05694 | 111 | 78 | 26 | 7 |
1275 | It almost makes you think the universe has some big secret we don’t even know about. | 1.3604 | 0.05399 | 111 | 76 | 30 | 5 |
1276 | If it's like this tomorrow, we're leaving. | 1.3603 | 0.04745 | 136 | 92 | 39 | 5 |
1277 | I've got the uncanny feeling the universe has something in store for us. | 1.3600 | 0.05599 | 100 | 68 | 28 | 4 |
1278 | I think we’ve had enough wine!” | 1.3600 | 0.05777 | 100 | 69 | 26 | 5 |
1279 | This vintage speaks to me in so many ways. | 1.3600 | 0.05255 | 125 | 87 | 31 | 7 |
1280 | So, that lunatic was just a practical joke? | 1.3600 | 0.06594 | 100 | 74 | 16 | 10 |
1281 | Ever since the iPhone, things haven't really been the same. | 1.3600 | 0.05949 | 100 | 70 | 24 | 6 |
1282 | I can't tell: Is he encouraging us or making fun of us? | 1.3600 | 0.05376 | 125 | 88 | 29 | 8 |
1283 | It looks like you bring all your dates here. | 1.3600 | 0.05949 | 100 | 70 | 24 | 6 |
1284 | Art imitates life. Life imitates emojis | 1.3600 | 0.05376 | 125 | 88 | 29 | 8 |
1285 | If I say 'nudge nudge,' will it get me anywhere? | 1.3597 | 0.04680 | 139 | 94 | 40 | 5 |
1286 | I KNEW it! it's all been a joke | 1.3596 | 0.05590 | 114 | 80 | 27 | 7 |
1287 | I AM NOT jealous. He's hitting on the entire planet. | 1.3596 | 0.05727 | 114 | 81 | 25 | 8 |
1288 | Apparently, there's more to the moon than meets the eye. | 1.3596 | 0.05449 | 114 | 79 | 29 | 6 |
1289 | Hey! Quit hitting on my girlfriend. | 1.3596 | 0.05449 | 114 | 79 | 29 | 6 |
1290 | I can't compete with that. He's so hot. | 1.3596 | 0.05727 | 114 | 81 | 25 | 8 |
1291 | How much have we had? | 1.3596 | 0.06240 | 89 | 62 | 22 | 5 |
1292 | It's hard to tell from my perspective, but is he winking for me or for you? | 1.3594 | 0.05516 | 128 | 92 | 26 | 10 |
1293 | Guess he was first in line for the vaccine. | 1.3594 | 0.05516 | 128 | 92 | 26 | 10 |
1294 | She has a boyfriend! | 1.3594 | 0.05171 | 128 | 89 | 32 | 7 |
1295 | Yeah, between us, he was a true lunatic, but he's gone! | 1.3592 | 0.05991 | 103 | 73 | 23 | 7 |
1296 | We're not alone, honey. | 1.3592 | 0.05830 | 103 | 72 | 25 | 6 |
1297 | None for him. He’s full. | 1.3592 | 0.06148 | 103 | 74 | 21 | 8 |
1298 | It is customary to plant seeds of doubt during the winking moon. | 1.3592 | 0.05991 | 103 | 73 | 23 | 7 |
1299 | I knew that Space Force thing was more than just for show. | 1.3592 | 0.05991 | 103 | 73 | 23 | 7 |
1300 | Did that "F'ing Moon just wink at you? | 1.3590 | 0.05491 | 117 | 82 | 28 | 7 |
1301 | The sun thinks YOU’RE hot! | 1.3587 | 0.06294 | 92 | 65 | 21 | 6 |
1302 | Ever since we started drinking cannabis infused wine I see things in a new light. | 1.3587 | 0.06481 | 92 | 66 | 19 | 7 |
1303 | Where did you find this wine, again? | 1.3587 | 0.06101 | 92 | 64 | 23 | 5 |
1304 | I’d propose, but I’m waiting for a sign. | 1.3587 | 0.06101 | 92 | 64 | 23 | 5 |
1305 | I expected God to be a little more mysterious. | 1.3585 | 0.05558 | 106 | 73 | 28 | 5 |
1306 | When the stars wink at me I wink back. This, I'm not so sure. | 1.3583 | 0.05265 | 120 | 83 | 31 | 6 |
1307 | Um, Do you two know each other? | 1.3583 | 0.04850 | 120 | 80 | 37 | 3 |
1308 | Clearly the universe doesn't show "benign indifference" to everyone. | 1.3583 | 0.05397 | 120 | 84 | 29 | 7 |
1309 | This wine is definitely more than 5.5% alcohol... | 1.3582 | 0.05014 | 134 | 93 | 34 | 7 |
1310 | I am happy to celebrate the end of dry January, but maybe we overdid it. | 1.3582 | 0.05339 | 134 | 96 | 28 | 10 |
1311 | Looks pretty happy even though the place has no atmosphere. | 1.3582 | 0.05339 | 134 | 96 | 28 | 10 |
1312 | Drink up, the asteroid comes Tuesday. | 1.3581 | 0.04795 | 148 | 103 | 37 | 8 |
1313 | Might not be the moon at all; could be a wise-ass UFO! | 1.3578 | 0.05456 | 109 | 75 | 29 | 5 |
1314 | Guess he has no problem with social distancing. | 1.3578 | 0.05905 | 109 | 78 | 23 | 8 |
1315 | The Inauguration must have gone off without a hitch and we can now return to civilization. | 1.3578 | 0.06186 | 109 | 80 | 19 | 10 |
1316 | Were you just mooned? | 1.3578 | 0.05456 | 109 | 75 | 29 | 5 |
1317 | We’re being mooned! | 1.3578 | 0.05298 | 109 | 74 | 31 | 4 |
1318 | It's either the wine, or the moon is flirting with me again. | 1.3577 | 0.05307 | 123 | 86 | 30 | 7 |
1319 | This is a Cabernet, right? | 1.3577 | 0.05256 | 137 | 98 | 29 | 10 |
1320 | It’s a flirting moon. | 1.3571 | 0.06197 | 98 | 70 | 21 | 7 |
1321 | Should we share our drink with him? | 1.3571 | 0.05508 | 112 | 78 | 28 | 6 |
1322 | Should I be jealous? | 1.3571 | 0.05208 | 112 | 76 | 32 | 4 |
1323 | We are celebrating Biden - Harris too. | 1.3571 | 0.05793 | 112 | 80 | 24 | 8 |
1324 | I guess he wants us to guess if he is Blue or Harvest | 1.3571 | 0.05360 | 112 | 77 | 30 | 5 |
1325 | He must have watched the inauguration, too. | 1.3571 | 0.05275 | 140 | 101 | 28 | 11 |
1326 | It's not waxing or waning. It's bird-doggin' chicks. | 1.3571 | 0.05664 | 98 | 67 | 27 | 4 |
1327 | See? She thinks you're cute, too. | 1.3571 | 0.05652 | 112 | 79 | 26 | 7 |
1328 | Am I Moonstruck, or is it hitting on you? | 1.3571 | 0.06197 | 98 | 70 | 21 | 7 |
1329 | At least someone gets my jokes out here. | 1.3571 | 0.05076 | 140 | 99 | 32 | 9 |
1330 | Well, now you probably know why I asked you out here. | 1.3567 | 0.04519 | 157 | 108 | 42 | 7 |
1331 | We didn't ask for your approval! | 1.3566 | 0.05138 | 129 | 90 | 32 | 7 |
1332 | I wonder if it looks that way at your place. | 1.3566 | 0.04897 | 129 | 88 | 36 | 5 |
1333 | If he nudges, I'm out of here! | 1.3566 | 0.05138 | 129 | 90 | 32 | 7 |
1334 | What app did we just enter? | 1.3565 | 0.05818 | 115 | 83 | 23 | 9 |
1335 | See? Even the universe can't send messages using full sentences. | 1.3565 | 0.05268 | 115 | 79 | 31 | 5 |
1336 | It must be a partial eclipse | 1.3565 | 0.05268 | 115 | 79 | 31 | 5 |
1337 | Did you just hear a ping? | 1.3564 | 0.05901 | 101 | 71 | 24 | 6 |
1338 | Yep, I see it too. | 1.3564 | 0.05555 | 101 | 69 | 28 | 4 |
1339 | That full moon is half drunk. | 1.3564 | 0.05901 | 101 | 71 | 24 | 6 |
1340 | It doesn't seem like a big pizza pie to me | 1.3563 | 0.06535 | 87 | 62 | 19 | 6 |
1341 | I knew we shouldn't have stored the wine next to the radiator. | 1.3561 | 0.05498 | 132 | 96 | 25 | 11 |
1342 | Look, I didn’t come all the way out here to “Have a Nice Day” | 1.3561 | 0.05060 | 132 | 92 | 33 | 7 |
1343 | That's amore? | 1.3559 | 0.05180 | 118 | 81 | 32 | 5 |
1344 | So,that side of mushrooms tonight... | 1.3559 | 0.05180 | 118 | 81 | 32 | 5 |
1345 | You always think someone is making a move on you when you drink Beth | 1.3559 | 0.05453 | 118 | 83 | 28 | 7 |
1346 | You don't suppose he was watching last night when we were in the hot tub? | 1.3558 | 0.06098 | 104 | 75 | 21 | 8 |
1347 | Don't flatter yourself. | 1.3558 | 0.05620 | 104 | 72 | 27 | 5 |
1348 | I think our space program needs an audit. | 1.3558 | 0.05278 | 104 | 70 | 31 | 3 |
1349 | I think we were just mooned ! | 1.3556 | 0.05094 | 135 | 95 | 32 | 8 |
1350 | I think he takes a shine to you. | 1.3556 | 0.06382 | 90 | 64 | 20 | 6 |
1351 | The poop emoji was less ambiguous. | 1.3554 | 0.05852 | 121 | 89 | 21 | 11 |
1352 | He is like that since Georges Méliès crashed a spaceship in his eye".. | 1.3554 | 0.05360 | 121 | 85 | 29 | 7 |
1353 | You sure the lady at the store said this was red wine? | 1.3551 | 0.05827 | 107 | 76 | 24 | 7 |
1354 | I think this is the hey diddle diddle side? | 1.3551 | 0.05673 | 107 | 75 | 26 | 6 |
1355 | I've seen the way you look at him. | 1.3548 | 0.06777 | 93 | 69 | 15 | 9 |
1356 | Is it smiling or laughing at us? | 1.3548 | 0.06238 | 93 | 66 | 21 | 6 |
1357 | Where’s your mask? | 1.3548 | 0.05851 | 93 | 64 | 25 | 4 |
1358 | When did you say you last saw the moon? | 1.3548 | 0.05146 | 124 | 86 | 32 | 6 |
1359 | It’s just a silly phase he’s going through. | 1.3548 | 0.06047 | 93 | 65 | 23 | 5 |
1360 | Looks like he started without us but I bet he‘s up for a nightcap. | 1.3548 | 0.06422 | 93 | 67 | 19 | 7 |
1361 | INAUGURATION DAY! | 1.3545 | 0.06001 | 110 | 80 | 21 | 9 |
1362 | It’s the playful side of the moon.” | 1.3542 | 0.05920 | 96 | 67 | 24 | 5 |
1363 | Must you always be so jealous? He's the one who's flirting with me. | 1.3542 | 0.05165 | 144 | 104 | 29 | 11 |
1364 | He acts so smug. No COVID. No divided country. Just an occasional meteor strike. I'd trade places." | 1.3542 | 0.06279 | 96 | 69 | 20 | 7 |
1365 | I know this may sound a little strange but I think he's winking at me. | 1.3542 | 0.05920 | 96 | 67 | 24 | 5 |
1366 | So, Walmart got the lunar franchise, eh? | 1.3542 | 0.06102 | 96 | 68 | 22 | 6 |
1367 | Look, the moon is high | 1.3540 | 0.05886 | 113 | 82 | 22 | 9 |
1368 | Let's hope his being this creepy is just a phase. | 1.3540 | 0.05322 | 113 | 78 | 30 | 5 |
1369 | I'm glad we're taking this break from social media. | 1.3540 | 0.05611 | 113 | 80 | 26 | 7 |
1370 | Really? You're not seeing any expression at all? What about the tongue thing a few seconds ago? | 1.3540 | 0.05750 | 113 | 81 | 24 | 8 |
1371 | that’s a rather cheeky full moon. | 1.3538 | 0.05335 | 130 | 93 | 28 | 9 |
1372 | No it’s not a waning moon. It’s a winking moon. | 1.3535 | 0.05974 | 99 | 70 | 23 | 6 |
1373 | I told you it was a man in the moon. | 1.3535 | 0.06144 | 99 | 71 | 21 | 7 |
1374 | Even the moon is happy it's 2021 | 1.3535 | 0.05432 | 99 | 67 | 29 | 3 |
1375 | I thought we were trying to escape social media up here. | 1.3535 | 0.05799 | 99 | 69 | 25 | 5 |
1376 | I don't care who he is; I hate when guys flirt with you. | 1.3535 | 0.06144 | 99 | 71 | 21 | 7 |
1377 | It's not quite full; maybe a winking gibbous. In any case, that's amore. | 1.3535 | 0.05974 | 99 | 70 | 23 | 6 |
1378 | See- Even the moon is happy Biden is President! | 1.3535 | 0.06471 | 99 | 73 | 17 | 9 |
1379 | I thought we were being painfully discreet. | 1.3534 | 0.05373 | 116 | 81 | 29 | 6 |
1380 | I'm convinced I saw a nod too! | 1.3534 | 0.05373 | 116 | 81 | 29 | 6 |
1381 | Sure, it adds much-needed levity, but I miss the old phases. | 1.3534 | 0.05231 | 116 | 80 | 31 | 5 |
1382 | We’re in for another messed-up year, aren’t we? | 1.3529 | 0.05685 | 102 | 71 | 26 | 5 |
1383 | Lisa, do you have an ex we need to talk about? | 1.3529 | 0.05672 | 119 | 86 | 24 | 9 |
1384 | Let me punctuate that thought. | 1.3529 | 0.06017 | 102 | 73 | 22 | 7 |
1385 | Must have stardust in his eye. | 1.3529 | 0.05415 | 119 | 84 | 28 | 7 |
1386 | I guess it's a high acid Riesling. | 1.3529 | 0.05282 | 119 | 83 | 30 | 6 |
1387 | NOW do you believe me that we're living in a simulation? | 1.3529 | 0.05274 | 136 | 98 | 28 | 10 |
1388 | I've never heard of a "winking gibbous". | 1.3524 | 0.06049 | 105 | 76 | 21 | 8 |
1389 | That's what a full moon looks like after a few glasses of wine. | 1.3523 | 0.05836 | 88 | 60 | 25 | 3 |
1390 | Can you be any cheesier? | 1.3520 | 0.05594 | 125 | 91 | 24 | 10 |
1391 | I swear to God I don't know what it means by that. | 1.3519 | 0.05474 | 108 | 75 | 28 | 5 |
1392 | I think it's the Full of it Moon. | 1.3519 | 0.05314 | 108 | 74 | 30 | 4 |
1393 | If it's ever a thumbs down, we're toast. | 1.3519 | 0.05630 | 108 | 76 | 26 | 6 |
1394 | He's got the cheese. He thinks we've come with the wine. | 1.3519 | 0.05474 | 108 | 75 | 28 | 5 |
1395 | I swear I didn’t know he was gonna be here | 1.3519 | 0.06074 | 108 | 79 | 20 | 9 |
1396 | Well, this is awkward | 1.3519 | 0.05782 | 108 | 77 | 24 | 7 |
1397 | The moon is awfully full of himself tonight, don’t you think Janet | 1.3519 | 0.05314 | 108 | 74 | 30 | 4 |
1398 | What a smug omen. | 1.3516 | 0.06514 | 91 | 66 | 18 | 7 |
1399 | It's January 20th. You can set with both eyes closed now. | 1.3516 | 0.06323 | 91 | 65 | 20 | 6 |
1400 | Is it just me or has the moon gotten a lot snarkier since Covid began. | 1.3516 | 0.06127 | 91 | 64 | 22 | 5 |
1401 | Didn't I tell you the sunset on inauguration day would be special! | 1.3516 | 0.05500 | 128 | 93 | 25 | 10 |
1402 | Is there something you need to tell me? | 1.3514 | 0.05061 | 148 | 107 | 30 | 11 |
1403 | Maybe its just the wine, but that's the biggest emoji I've ever seen. | 1.3514 | 0.05816 | 111 | 80 | 23 | 8 |
1404 | I'm on the fence, Ethel, but I'm leaning toward this not boding well. | 1.3514 | 0.05673 | 111 | 79 | 25 | 7 |
1405 | Either he's giving us his blessing or a bit of space junk got in his eye. | 1.3514 | 0.05673 | 111 | 79 | 25 | 7 |
1406 | I wish the Man in the Moon was more discreet | 1.3511 | 0.05410 | 131 | 95 | 26 | 10 |
1407 | Do you think he's mocking us or just has something in his eye? | 1.3511 | 0.05301 | 131 | 94 | 28 | 9 |
1408 | So much for 2021 being better | 1.3511 | 0.05801 | 94 | 65 | 25 | 4 |
1409 | Kind of cheesy, if you ask me. | 1.3511 | 0.05801 | 94 | 65 | 25 | 4 |
1410 | From crop circles to emojis? Aliens are getting plain lazy. | 1.3511 | 0.05995 | 94 | 66 | 23 | 5 |
1411 | Where did you get those mushrooms in the beef stroganoff we just ate? | 1.3509 | 0.05570 | 114 | 81 | 26 | 7 |
1412 | He thinks he's so cool - it was only a partial eclipse! | 1.3509 | 0.05284 | 114 | 79 | 30 | 5 |
1413 | Am I drunk or is that guy flirting with you? | 1.3509 | 0.05708 | 114 | 82 | 24 | 8 |
1414 | Is it winking at us or is there an asteroid in its eye? | 1.3505 | 0.05684 | 97 | 67 | 26 | 4 |
1415 | Is there no one that you won’t flirt with ? | 1.3505 | 0.06050 | 97 | 69 | 22 | 6 |
1416 | I thought that a full moon emoji would be more risque | 1.3505 | 0.06050 | 97 | 69 | 22 | 6 |
1417 | Well, I think this proves intelligent design. | 1.3505 | 0.05870 | 97 | 68 | 24 | 5 |
1418 | Remember the days when the man in the moon wasn’t getting fresh? | 1.3505 | 0.05292 | 97 | 65 | 30 | 2 |
1419 | It's in the 'Waxing Emoji' phase. | 1.3504 | 0.05335 | 117 | 82 | 29 | 6 |
1420 | That reminds me. I need to charge my phone. | 1.3504 | 0.05195 | 117 | 81 | 31 | 5 |
1421 | That’s my wife! You sun of a... | 1.3504 | 0.05735 | 117 | 85 | 23 | 9 |
1422 | I guess the Chinese probe worked. | 1.3504 | 0.05605 | 117 | 84 | 25 | 8 |
1423 | Well, it’s flirting with one of us, but damned if I know who. | 1.3500 | 0.05389 | 100 | 68 | 29 | 3 |
1424 | This emo-gin is powerful stuff. | 1.3500 | 0.05752 | 100 | 70 | 25 | 5 |
1425 | What makes you think he's winking at you? | 1.3500 | 0.06093 | 100 | 72 | 21 | 7 |
1426 | What did you say you put in this wine? | 1.3500 | 0.05573 | 100 | 69 | 27 | 4 |
1427 | Did you say this was an indica or a sativa? | 1.3500 | 0.06093 | 100 | 72 | 21 | 7 |
1428 | I think it’s mooning us. | 1.3497 | 0.04888 | 143 | 101 | 34 | 8 |
1429 | He's winking at me Mabel, you think he's gay? | 1.3496 | 0.05288 | 123 | 87 | 29 | 7 |
1430 | The Man in the Moon seems unusually happy tonight ! | 1.3495 | 0.05640 | 103 | 72 | 26 | 5 |
1431 | Goodnight Humankind! | 1.3495 | 0.06279 | 103 | 76 | 18 | 9 |
1432 | I thought the idea was to get away from social networking for a week. | 1.3495 | 0.05806 | 103 | 73 | 24 | 6 |
1433 | The Universe Rejoices! | 1.3495 | 0.06125 | 103 | 75 | 20 | 8 |
1434 | I've often wondered if the whole human race was some kind of joke. | 1.3495 | 0.05468 | 103 | 71 | 28 | 4 |
1435 | Adam, Eve, it's Me again. I'm so sorry. I meant to select the ☀️ emoji. | 1.3495 | 0.05640 | 103 | 72 | 26 | 5 |
1436 | I know I should warn him to stop flirting with you but he’s a billion trillion times my mass | 1.3495 | 0.05640 | 103 | 72 | 26 | 5 |
1437 | I swear we're just friends. | 1.3494 | 0.06283 | 83 | 58 | 21 | 4 |
1438 | Elon Musk has gone too far. | 1.3491 | 0.06149 | 106 | 78 | 19 | 9 |
1439 | But what if he’s winking at both of us? | 1.3491 | 0.05694 | 106 | 75 | 25 | 6 |
1440 | Maybe it is too early to start drinking. | 1.3491 | 0.05694 | 106 | 75 | 25 | 6 |
1441 | The moon just winked at me to go ahead and kiss her. | 1.3491 | 0.05369 | 106 | 73 | 29 | 4 |
1442 | I think we need to open another bottle. | 1.3491 | 0.05850 | 106 | 76 | 23 | 7 |
1443 | I wonder what we did. | 1.3491 | 0.05850 | 106 | 76 | 23 | 7 |
1444 | Which one of us is he flirting with? | 1.3491 | 0.05369 | 106 | 73 | 29 | 4 |
1445 | Remember when sexting was more private? | 1.3491 | 0.05369 | 106 | 73 | 29 | 4 |
1446 | Sometimes I look up at the night sky and wonder if existence is a computer simulation. | 1.3491 | 0.05694 | 106 | 75 | 25 | 6 |
1447 | Do you want to see the dark side of the moon? | 1.3488 | 0.05121 | 129 | 91 | 31 | 7 |
1448 | When the edibles hit | 1.3488 | 0.05464 | 129 | 94 | 25 | 10 |
1449 | I think he likes you. | 1.3486 | 0.05111 | 109 | 74 | 32 | 3 |
1450 | I think my son just hacked the sky. | 1.3486 | 0.06026 | 109 | 80 | 20 | 9 |
1451 | I used to like Banksy. | 1.3486 | 0.06026 | 109 | 80 | 20 | 9 |
1452 | Good grief--even the moon has an emoji! | 1.3485 | 0.04927 | 132 | 92 | 34 | 6 |
1453 | Climate Change? It's hard to tell if that's the light at the end of the tunnel | 1.3483 | 0.06210 | 89 | 63 | 21 | 5 |
1454 | I see you've been forwarding the Bernie memes. | 1.3483 | 0.06210 | 89 | 63 | 21 | 5 |
1455 | I thought it was cheese, but it turns out the moon is made of cheesiness. | 1.3482 | 0.05486 | 112 | 79 | 27 | 6 |
1456 | Honey, I think we nailed happy hour! | 1.3482 | 0.05338 | 112 | 78 | 29 | 5 |
1457 | It must be the "New Mood Moon"... It only appears on the first full moon after January 20th every 4 to 8 years. | 1.3481 | 0.04967 | 135 | 95 | 33 | 7 |
1458 | You feel anything yet? I think I might. | 1.3478 | 0.06072 | 92 | 65 | 22 | 5 |
1459 | At this point, nothing surprises me. | 1.3478 | 0.05929 | 115 | 85 | 20 | 10 |
1460 | I was hoping for an unironic sunset. | 1.3478 | 0.05390 | 115 | 81 | 28 | 6 |
1461 | Michael you said no one would find out about us. | 1.3478 | 0.06454 | 92 | 67 | 18 | 7 |
1462 | Thank you, Space Force. | 1.3478 | 0.06266 | 92 | 66 | 20 | 6 |
1463 | I love that other men still flirt with you. | 1.3478 | 0.05665 | 92 | 63 | 26 | 3 |
1464 | When you hit the moon in the eye with a big pizza pie... | 1.3478 | 0.04786 | 138 | 96 | 36 | 6 |
1465 | Is it just me or is the moon also drunk? | 1.3478 | 0.05799 | 115 | 84 | 22 | 9 |
1466 | I think she's telling us that she is the woman in the moon." | 1.3475 | 0.05031 | 141 | 101 | 31 | 9 |
1467 | I liked it before it learned how to text. | 1.3475 | 0.05565 | 118 | 85 | 25 | 8 |
1468 | You said you've never been up here before. | 1.3475 | 0.05160 | 118 | 82 | 31 | 5 |
1469 | Tell me there's Acid in the wine. | 1.3475 | 0.05298 | 118 | 83 | 29 | 6 |
1470 | So, what was the big deal about the brown acid anyway? | 1.3475 | 0.04720 | 118 | 79 | 37 | 2 |
1471 | Our drinks must be real strong. | 1.3475 | 0.05565 | 118 | 85 | 25 | 8 |
1472 | I say we watch a rerun of Moonstruck tonight. | 1.3475 | 0.05160 | 118 | 82 | 31 | 5 |
1473 | I'm overcome with emoji | 1.3474 | 0.06128 | 95 | 68 | 21 | 6 |
1474 | Haven't you ever seen an emoonji before? | 1.3474 | 0.06483 | 95 | 70 | 17 | 8 |
1475 | No, he's definitely trying to hit on me! | 1.3474 | 0.06128 | 95 | 68 | 21 | 6 |
1476 | I have to admit, I always found that GIF a bit ambiguous. | 1.3474 | 0.05943 | 95 | 67 | 23 | 5 |
1477 | He looks like he got lucky last night | 1.3474 | 0.05751 | 95 | 66 | 25 | 4 |
1478 | I'm not sure what the moon is trying to say with that emoji. | 1.3474 | 0.06308 | 95 | 69 | 19 | 7 |
1479 | I need this as my zoom background. | 1.3472 | 0.05151 | 144 | 105 | 28 | 11 |
1480 | Where's his mask? | 1.3471 | 0.05211 | 121 | 85 | 30 | 6 |
1481 | I think he wants you to moon him back. | 1.3469 | 0.05998 | 98 | 70 | 22 | 6 |
1482 | What does it know that we don't? I hope it's not another 2020... | 1.3469 | 0.05447 | 98 | 67 | 28 | 3 |
1483 | Do you know this sky? | 1.3469 | 0.05820 | 98 | 69 | 24 | 5 |
1484 | Why do I get the feeling that we’re still being watched? | 1.3469 | 0.05820 | 98 | 69 | 24 | 5 |
1485 | Wink all you want, Mr. Moon. You still need to wear a mask! | 1.3469 | 0.06340 | 98 | 72 | 18 | 8 |
1486 | It just hasn't been the same since they replaced the moon with emoticons. | 1.3469 | 0.05820 | 98 | 69 | 24 | 5 |
1487 | I think I've been spending too much time on social media... | 1.3468 | 0.04997 | 124 | 86 | 33 | 5 |
1488 | I love Oregon. | 1.3468 | 0.05127 | 124 | 87 | 31 | 6 |
1489 | Better than last night with the clown hat, dollar sign eyes and tongue out. | 1.3465 | 0.06361 | 101 | 75 | 17 | 9 |
1490 | I told you 2021 would be better. | 1.3465 | 0.05529 | 101 | 70 | 27 | 4 |
1491 | So he's flirting. There's nothing you can do. | 1.3465 | 0.05529 | 101 | 70 | 27 | 4 |
1492 | Just call me “Emoonji” | 1.3465 | 0.05705 | 101 | 71 | 25 | 5 |
1493 | Whatever you may be feeling right now, remember, it's just a phase. | 1.3465 | 0.06204 | 101 | 74 | 19 | 8 |
1494 | Honestly, it’s starting to make me uncomfortable how he looks at you. | 1.3465 | 0.05529 | 101 | 70 | 27 | 4 |
1495 | Waxing... waning... winking? | 1.3465 | 0.05705 | 101 | 71 | 25 | 5 |
1496 | I think we should stick to wine from now on. | 1.3465 | 0.05047 | 127 | 89 | 32 | 6 |
1497 | Am I just projecting, or are you feeling it too? | 1.3465 | 0.04921 | 127 | 88 | 34 | 5 |
1498 | When you said you had a past, I had no idea it was so extensive. | 1.3462 | 0.05760 | 104 | 74 | 24 | 6 |
1499 | I completely forgot that happy hour starts 2 hours earlier here. | 1.3462 | 0.05920 | 104 | 75 | 22 | 7 |
1500 | Looks like Mr. Moon is FULL of it tonight ! | 1.3462 | 0.05089 | 130 | 92 | 31 | 7 |
1501 | Tell me again why you've been coming out here every night? | 1.3462 | 0.05595 | 104 | 73 | 26 | 5 |
1502 | I was hoping we'd finally get some time alone... | 1.3462 | 0.05251 | 104 | 71 | 30 | 3 |
1503 | I thought you were over the moon. | 1.3462 | 0.06227 | 104 | 77 | 18 | 9 |
1504 | Not the most romantic moon I've ever seen. | 1.3459 | 0.05011 | 133 | 94 | 32 | 7 |
1505 | Friend of yours? | 1.3458 | 0.05650 | 107 | 76 | 25 | 6 |
1506 | The Don" is gone | 1.3458 | 0.05804 | 107 | 77 | 23 | 7 |
1507 | When you look at a screen all day, everything seems look like an emoji. | 1.3458 | 0.05650 | 107 | 76 | 25 | 6 |
1508 | Check it out ... after four years we finally have a change from the pile of poo emoji! | 1.3455 | 0.05694 | 110 | 79 | 24 | 7 |
1509 | OMG, the Universe IS a Hologram | 1.3455 | 0.05694 | 110 | 79 | 24 | 7 |
1510 | Do you get the feeling God has a sense of humor? | 1.3455 | 0.05236 | 110 | 76 | 30 | 4 |
1511 | Is it still amore if it hits its own eye? | 1.3455 | 0.05236 | 110 | 76 | 30 | 4 |
1512 | This new moon is pretty charismatic. | 1.3455 | 0.05546 | 110 | 78 | 26 | 6 |
1513 | This whole emoji fad is getting out of hand... | 1.3452 | 0.06879 | 84 | 62 | 15 | 7 |
1514 | Well of course HE liked your joke — it was cheesy. | 1.3451 | 0.05446 | 113 | 80 | 27 | 6 |
1515 | This month we’re having the rare ‘snark moon’. | 1.3448 | 0.06296 | 87 | 62 | 20 | 5 |
1516 | It may just be cosmic dust. | 1.3448 | 0.05210 | 116 | 81 | 30 | 5 |
1517 | Global warming. | 1.3448 | 0.06011 | 116 | 87 | 18 | 11 |
1518 | It’s going to be alternating with the blue moon. They’re calling it the emoticon moon. | 1.3444 | 0.06153 | 90 | 64 | 21 | 5 |
1519 | Maybe we should stay sober, in case... | 1.3444 | 0.05733 | 90 | 62 | 25 | 3 |
1520 | That's amore? Where's the pizza | 1.3444 | 0.06352 | 90 | 65 | 19 | 6 |
1521 | Do you ever have a feeling your entire life is just the punchline of God’s joke? | 1.3444 | 0.06352 | 90 | 65 | 19 | 6 |
1522 | This wine is stronger than I thought. | 1.3444 | 0.06546 | 90 | 66 | 17 | 7 |
1523 | We came all this way to see an emoji? | 1.3444 | 0.06917 | 90 | 68 | 13 | 9 |
1524 | I may be texting too much. | 1.3444 | 0.06917 | 90 | 68 | 13 | 9 |
1525 | I miss the old Man in the Moon - no fear of potential sarcasm or troubling innuendos. | 1.3443 | 0.05043 | 122 | 85 | 32 | 5 |
1526 | I told you not to howl at the moon! | 1.3443 | 0.05305 | 122 | 87 | 28 | 7 |
1527 | So this is the other man? | 1.3441 | 0.05821 | 93 | 65 | 24 | 4 |
1528 | Look, it's a clear sign that the moon is comfortably in the seventh house and that love, well, love will steer the stars. | 1.3441 | 0.06209 | 93 | 67 | 20 | 6 |
1529 | Now, maybe you'll believe I flew the space shuttle. | 1.3441 | 0.05616 | 93 | 64 | 26 | 3 |
1530 | With god as my witness I’ll never drink home brand wine again’ | 1.3440 | 0.05460 | 125 | 91 | 25 | 9 |
1531 | Merlot and Ketamine are not a good combination, Janice. | 1.3438 | 0.06075 | 96 | 69 | 21 | 6 |
1532 | Remember, it's just a reflection of the sun winking at us. | 1.3438 | 0.05892 | 96 | 68 | 23 | 5 |
1533 | Just what proof IS this wine, anyway? | 1.3438 | 0.06075 | 96 | 69 | 21 | 6 |
1534 | Maybe it's the wine, but I can swear the Man in the Moon is flirting with me. | 1.3438 | 0.05507 | 96 | 66 | 27 | 3 |
1535 | Maybe we've had enough wine. | 1.3438 | 0.06075 | 96 | 69 | 21 | 6 |
1536 | I was going to propose, but I think this takes precedence. | 1.3438 | 0.05507 | 96 | 66 | 27 | 3 |
1537 | Have a nice day. If you know what I mean. | 1.3438 | 0.06253 | 96 | 70 | 19 | 7 |
1538 | He's the one who told me "It's always five o'clock somewhere." | 1.3438 | 0.05702 | 96 | 67 | 25 | 4 |
1539 | Not what I meant when I said it'd be making a pass... | 1.3438 | 0.06075 | 96 | 69 | 21 | 6 |
1540 | In hindsight, making the moon into a giant emoji probably wasn't the best use of government funds. | 1.3434 | 0.05591 | 99 | 69 | 26 | 4 |
1541 | Personally, I prefer a blue moon. | 1.3434 | 0.05772 | 99 | 70 | 24 | 5 |
1542 | Space Force went too far with the new logo. | 1.3434 | 0.05772 | 99 | 70 | 24 | 5 |
1543 | Is he winking or does he have an asteroid in his eye? | 1.3434 | 0.06119 | 99 | 72 | 20 | 7 |
1544 | These graffiti artists are getting out of control. | 1.3434 | 0.06119 | 99 | 72 | 20 | 7 |
1545 | ...and to the east is Jeff Bezos's wax sculpture. | 1.3433 | 0.05308 | 134 | 98 | 26 | 10 |
1546 | I'd be more worried if it was ;-) | 1.3431 | 0.05659 | 102 | 72 | 25 | 5 |
1547 | The sun keeps getting hotter and hotter and now she’s hitting on hikers. | 1.3431 | 0.06152 | 102 | 75 | 19 | 8 |
1548 | Maybe edibles and wine are a bad combo. | 1.3431 | 0.06308 | 102 | 76 | 17 | 9 |
1549 | I thought you said you didn't know the moon. | 1.3431 | 0.05828 | 102 | 73 | 23 | 6 |
1550 | They weren't kidding when they said this was good moonshine. | 1.3431 | 0.05016 | 137 | 98 | 31 | 8 |
1551 | What’s in this drink? | 1.3429 | 0.05714 | 105 | 75 | 24 | 6 |
1552 | I must say you look beautiful in the emoji-light.” | 1.3429 | 0.05211 | 105 | 72 | 30 | 3 |
1553 | Sorry, it seems everyone knows I got lucky. | 1.3429 | 0.06176 | 105 | 78 | 18 | 9 |
1554 | I think it's called a "cheecky" moon. | 1.3429 | 0.05714 | 105 | 75 | 24 | 6 |
1555 | I'm beginning to doubt the moon's sincerity. | 1.3426 | 0.05450 | 108 | 76 | 27 | 5 |
1556 | There's a bad moon on the rise? You mean it's not " there's a bathroom on the right"? | 1.3426 | 0.06052 | 108 | 80 | 19 | 9 |
1557 | Is it just me, or does the moon seem more prosaic these days? | 1.3423 | 0.05504 | 111 | 79 | 26 | 6 |
1558 | Where did you say you got this wine? | 1.3423 | 0.05198 | 111 | 77 | 30 | 4 |
1559 | So much for a blue moon. | 1.3423 | 0.05794 | 111 | 81 | 22 | 8 |
1560 | What year did you say this Merlot was? | 1.3423 | 0.05504 | 111 | 79 | 26 | 6 |
1561 | What do you mean, "He's winking at you?" She is winking at me! | 1.3423 | 0.05651 | 111 | 80 | 24 | 7 |
1562 | Is there something going on between you two? | 1.3423 | 0.05353 | 111 | 78 | 28 | 5 |
1563 | How can people say there is a climate crisis? If only we had a sign from above... | 1.3423 | 0.05353 | 111 | 78 | 28 | 5 |
1564 | OK, I’m officially concerned—whether he’s winking at you, or me. | 1.3421 | 0.05548 | 114 | 82 | 25 | 7 |
1565 | He must have voted for Biden. | 1.3421 | 0.05407 | 114 | 81 | 27 | 6 |
1566 | Well this WAS romantic. | 1.3421 | 0.05407 | 114 | 81 | 27 | 6 |
1567 | You know how I always say 'I love you to the moon and back...?' | 1.3419 | 0.05173 | 117 | 82 | 30 | 5 |
1568 | Is it just me, or is the man in the moon a bit of a creep? | 1.3417 | 0.04950 | 120 | 83 | 33 | 4 |
1569 | They said you would get that emoji on the next update. | 1.3417 | 0.05225 | 120 | 85 | 29 | 6 |
1570 | The man in the moon has got something up his sleeve. | 1.3415 | 0.06309 | 82 | 58 | 20 | 4 |
1571 | I thought you said it was your first time here... | 1.3415 | 0.06770 | 82 | 60 | 16 | 6 |
1572 | They say a good moonbeam is best paired with a savory Merlot. | 1.3415 | 0.05141 | 123 | 87 | 30 | 6 |
1573 | Did you “like” the moon? | 1.3413 | 0.05184 | 126 | 90 | 29 | 7 |
1574 | I see you've not yet deleted your online profile. | 1.3413 | 0.05060 | 126 | 89 | 31 | 6 |
1575 | This whole emoji thing has really gotten out of hand | 1.3412 | 0.06600 | 85 | 62 | 17 | 6 |
1576 | Wow, without all the light pollution out here you can really see it IS amore when the moon hits your eye. | 1.3412 | 0.06161 | 85 | 60 | 21 | 4 |
1577 | Boy I sure do hope this is the wine | 1.3412 | 0.06600 | 85 | 62 | 17 | 6 |
1578 | I've heard you can tell it's a star if it twinkles, but I don't know what winking means. | 1.3411 | 0.05220 | 129 | 93 | 28 | 8 |
1579 | He just got up. That smile won't last. | 1.3409 | 0.05802 | 88 | 61 | 24 | 3 |
1580 | He's got a great eye. | 1.3409 | 0.04908 | 132 | 93 | 33 | 6 |
1581 | It's giving us a sign: semicolon parenthesis. | 1.3409 | 0.06236 | 88 | 63 | 20 | 5 |
1582 | Is there something you're not telling me? | 1.3409 | 0.06442 | 88 | 64 | 18 | 6 |
1583 | the stuff emojis are made of | 1.3409 | 0.05359 | 132 | 97 | 25 | 10 |
1584 | I know we haven't been outside since Covid began, but when did the man in the moon become an emoji? | 1.3407 | 0.06294 | 91 | 66 | 19 | 6 |
1585 | Even the moon is coming on to you. My fault for taking a trophy wife. | 1.3407 | 0.06294 | 91 | 66 | 19 | 6 |
1586 | He thinks he knows but he doesn't. | 1.3407 | 0.06096 | 91 | 65 | 21 | 5 |
1587 | I believe that’s a “waning emoji”. | 1.3407 | 0.05893 | 91 | 64 | 23 | 4 |
1588 | Something tells me 2021 might even eclipse last year. | 1.3404 | 0.06154 | 94 | 68 | 20 | 6 |
1589 | Maybe it's the opposite of a blue moon. | 1.3404 | 0.05214 | 141 | 104 | 26 | 11 |
1590 | No. I think it's just a tic. | 1.3404 | 0.05568 | 94 | 65 | 26 | 3 |
1591 | EVEN THE MAN IN THE MOON IS SMILING ABOUT JANUARY 20 | 1.3404 | 0.05770 | 94 | 66 | 24 | 4 |
1592 | Calm down, he is winking at me | 1.3404 | 0.04914 | 141 | 101 | 32 | 8 |
1593 | I'm not even done with my first glass. | 1.3404 | 0.06337 | 94 | 69 | 18 | 7 |
1594 | I don't care if he is 238,000 miles away. I don't like it when a man winks at you. | 1.3404 | 0.06154 | 94 | 68 | 20 | 6 |
1595 | Hon, I swear I have never seen that moon before in my life!" | 1.3404 | 0.05770 | 94 | 66 | 24 | 4 |
1596 | Would you say a full or frisky moon? | 1.3404 | 0.06337 | 94 | 69 | 18 | 7 |
1597 | You know, according to quantum physics, there’s another parallel universe where the moon isn’t such a complete emoji douche bag. | 1.3404 | 0.05965 | 94 | 67 | 22 | 5 |
1598 | My faith is only stronger since God began speaking in emojis. | 1.3402 | 0.06369 | 97 | 72 | 17 | 8 |
1599 | I like it. | 1.3402 | 0.06022 | 97 | 70 | 21 | 6 |
1600 | It’s the pandemic WTF moon. | 1.3402 | 0.05841 | 97 | 69 | 23 | 5 |
1601 | This emoji thing has gone too far | 1.3402 | 0.06022 | 97 | 70 | 21 | 6 |
1602 | Now the universe is just messing with us. | 1.3400 | 0.06067 | 100 | 73 | 20 | 7 |
1603 | I'm no longer jealous. I'm truly impressed. | 1.3400 | 0.06391 | 100 | 75 | 16 | 9 |
1604 | What does he know that we don't? | 1.3400 | 0.05898 | 100 | 72 | 22 | 6 |
1605 | So the man in the moon is actually an emoji? | 1.3400 | 0.05545 | 100 | 70 | 26 | 4 |
1606 | He thinks we’re lunatics. | 1.3400 | 0.05898 | 100 | 72 | 22 | 6 |
1607 | You’re cheating on me, aren’t you!? | 1.3398 | 0.05781 | 103 | 74 | 23 | 6 |
1608 | You see, the last four years were just a celestial joke. | 1.3398 | 0.05781 | 103 | 74 | 23 | 6 |
1609 | I don't get it! Unchanged since the dawn of time. Then tonight it decides to wink at us? | 1.3398 | 0.05441 | 103 | 72 | 27 | 4 |
1610 | WOW. I always thought "The Man In The Moon" was just a Fairy Tale. | 1.3398 | 0.05441 | 103 | 72 | 27 | 4 |
1611 | Am I drunk and hallucinating or is it just the universe is happy to leave 2020 | 1.3398 | 0.05943 | 103 | 75 | 21 | 7 |
1612 | Is it wine or moonshine? I can't really tell. Can you? | 1.3396 | 0.05826 | 106 | 77 | 22 | 7 |
1613 | Do you know him from somewhere? | 1.3396 | 0.05343 | 106 | 74 | 28 | 4 |
1614 | ‘ Are we having a senior moment or a millennial take over ?’ | 1.3396 | 0.05509 | 106 | 75 | 26 | 5 |
1615 | I thought you pulled the blinds | 1.3394 | 0.05564 | 109 | 78 | 25 | 6 |
1616 | So, when you said last night that you were "over the moon," I guess you were being literal . . . | 1.3393 | 0.05160 | 112 | 78 | 30 | 4 |
1617 | I'm sorry, but I couldn't afford 'Will you marry me?' | 1.3391 | 0.05368 | 115 | 82 | 27 | 6 |
1618 | Was that a wink? Wait for it...wait for it...here comes the nod. | 1.3391 | 0.05076 | 115 | 80 | 31 | 4 |
1619 | Strange how everything has changed. | 1.3390 | 0.04995 | 118 | 82 | 32 | 4 |
1620 | Yes, Dale, I still think winking is creepy. | 1.3388 | 0.05055 | 121 | 85 | 31 | 5 |
1621 | What kind of wine is this? | 1.3387 | 0.05478 | 124 | 91 | 24 | 9 |
1622 | Your dad really wasn't joking when he told me he is gonna keep an eye on me 24/7. | 1.3387 | 0.04977 | 124 | 87 | 32 | 5 |
1623 | I'm so glad we've decided to cut back on our Pandemic drinking. | 1.3386 | 0.05027 | 127 | 90 | 31 | 6 |
1624 | Oh, jeez, does he know something we don't know? | 1.3386 | 0.04772 | 127 | 88 | 35 | 4 |
1625 | Oh well, better than a sinister ‘unlike’ I guess… | 1.3386 | 0.04901 | 127 | 89 | 33 | 5 |
1626 | The sun also improvises. | 1.3381 | 0.05060 | 139 | 101 | 29 | 9 |
1627 | Is that the okay emoji or just kidding? | 1.3380 | 0.07217 | 71 | 52 | 14 | 5 |
1628 | When the moon winks an eye, that's emoji. | 1.3377 | 0.07066 | 77 | 57 | 14 | 6 |
1629 | You're just friends, right? | 1.3373 | 0.06477 | 83 | 60 | 18 | 5 |
1630 | Maybe we’ve taken this micro dosing too far...? | 1.3373 | 0.06700 | 83 | 61 | 16 | 6 |
1631 | Cheers, This is the last time the sun will set while Trump is president | 1.3372 | 0.06535 | 86 | 63 | 17 | 6 |
1632 | The tides are turning. | 1.3372 | 0.06322 | 86 | 62 | 19 | 5 |
1633 | Before this year I believed that 'old Devil moon' was just a song. | 1.3372 | 0.05874 | 86 | 60 | 23 | 3 |
1634 | The man in the moon knows we're having an affair | 1.3372 | 0.06535 | 86 | 63 | 17 | 6 |
1635 | Ok Elon, we get it. You’re an eccentric billionaire. | 1.3372 | 0.06322 | 86 | 62 | 19 | 5 |
1636 | I never thought we'd see the dark side. | 1.3371 | 0.06381 | 89 | 65 | 18 | 6 |
1637 | They say he always winks just before being eclipsed. It means: 'I shall return'." | 1.3371 | 0.06381 | 89 | 65 | 18 | 6 |
1638 | I’m just saying Mother Nature should have boundaries. | 1.3371 | 0.05749 | 89 | 62 | 24 | 3 |
1639 | Nice and full but the wink is slightly disturbing. | 1.3371 | 0.06381 | 89 | 65 | 18 | 6 |
1640 | Is it the wine, or is the Man in the Moon drunk? | 1.3371 | 0.05967 | 89 | 63 | 22 | 4 |
1641 | Maybe this is a sign we should limit screentime | 1.3371 | 0.06177 | 89 | 64 | 20 | 5 |
1642 | I feel like this is meant for the giant eggplant behind us. | 1.3371 | 0.06578 | 89 | 66 | 16 | 7 |
1643 | Didn’t know that when I looked into the abyss it would wink back. | 1.3371 | 0.06177 | 89 | 64 | 20 | 5 |
1644 | Should we nod, wave or moon? | 1.3370 | 0.06608 | 92 | 69 | 15 | 8 |
1645 | Am I crazy, or did the moon just reply, ' Goodnight, morons.' | 1.3370 | 0.06041 | 92 | 66 | 21 | 5 |
1646 | Don't you feel we spend too much time on our phones? | 1.3370 | 0.06041 | 92 | 66 | 21 | 5 |
1647 | Well, this certainly is "A dark side of the Moon! | 1.3370 | 0.06236 | 92 | 67 | 19 | 6 |
1648 | I told you hiking up the mountain with wine would be worth it. | 1.3368 | 0.06280 | 95 | 70 | 18 | 7 |
1649 | Sure beats the moon at the frat house we saw on the way here | 1.3368 | 0.06099 | 95 | 69 | 20 | 6 |
1650 | So now God's using emojis? | 1.3368 | 0.06099 | 95 | 69 | 20 | 6 |
1651 | I know it's all a cosmic joke. But I only get it when I'm drinking. | 1.3368 | 0.06099 | 95 | 69 | 20 | 6 |
1652 | See you on the other side. | 1.3368 | 0.06099 | 95 | 69 | 20 | 6 |
1653 | It may be sarcastic, but it beats getting mooned | 1.3367 | 0.05607 | 98 | 69 | 25 | 4 |
1654 | Am I drunk or is the moon hitting on me? | 1.3367 | 0.06144 | 98 | 72 | 19 | 7 |
1655 | Sally. Are you sure you didn't tell anyone about us? | 1.3367 | 0.05607 | 98 | 69 | 25 | 4 |
1656 | Aren't we supposed to pair WHITE wine with the moon in this phase? | 1.3367 | 0.05013 | 98 | 66 | 31 | 1 |
1657 | I really wish he wouldn't text while orbiting. | 1.3367 | 0.05792 | 98 | 70 | 23 | 5 |
1658 | ...did he say 'micro-dose' or 'MACRO-dose'... | 1.3367 | 0.05607 | 98 | 69 | 25 | 4 |
1659 | Make my day guys, Moon me! | 1.3366 | 0.06178 | 101 | 75 | 18 | 8 |
1660 | Such a cheesy smile. | 1.3366 | 0.05849 | 101 | 73 | 22 | 6 |
1661 | Do you ever get the feeling we're living in a Viagra commercial? | 1.3366 | 0.05849 | 101 | 73 | 22 | 6 |
1662 | I guess I was just hoping for one of the funny ones for the emoji-clypse. | 1.3366 | 0.06178 | 101 | 75 | 18 | 8 |
1663 | Hu, never seen a blue moon do THAT. | 1.3366 | 0.06016 | 101 | 74 | 20 | 7 |
1664 | Are you suggesting what the moon is suggesting? | 1.3365 | 0.05399 | 104 | 73 | 27 | 4 |
1665 | They call it a 'cheeky gibbous' | 1.3365 | 0.06051 | 104 | 77 | 19 | 8 |
1666 | Red wine REALLY sets off the LSD. | 1.3365 | 0.05734 | 104 | 75 | 23 | 6 |
1667 | They say it's a wry harvest moon. | 1.3365 | 0.06203 | 104 | 78 | 17 | 9 |
1668 | Honey, THAT’S amore | 1.3365 | 0.05569 | 104 | 74 | 25 | 5 |
1669 | Happy days are here again, I guess... | 1.3364 | 0.05625 | 107 | 77 | 24 | 6 |
1670 | I know it's winking, but it's it waxing or waning? | 1.3364 | 0.05671 | 110 | 80 | 23 | 7 |
1671 | Better days are here again! | 1.3364 | 0.05522 | 110 | 79 | 25 | 6 |
1672 | Would you say that's a congratulatory wink for having survived the past four years or is that a mocking wink as to say you haven't seen the half of it yet. | 1.3364 | 0.05368 | 110 | 78 | 27 | 5 |
1673 | I need to rethink my views on the possibility of intelligent life on the moon." | 1.3364 | 0.05671 | 110 | 80 | 23 | 7 |
1674 | I know, but I miss dancing with you by the light of a semicolon and closed parenthesis. | 1.3364 | 0.05368 | 110 | 78 | 27 | 5 |
1675 | How did you do that?! | 1.3364 | 0.05671 | 110 | 80 | 23 | 7 |
1676 | Looks like those punks vandalized the Bat-Signal again. At least this one’s cute. | 1.3363 | 0.05567 | 113 | 82 | 24 | 7 |
1677 | I think he's caught between waxing and waning. | 1.3363 | 0.05275 | 113 | 80 | 28 | 5 |
1678 | He’s acting like he knows you | 1.3363 | 0.05423 | 113 | 81 | 26 | 6 |
1679 | I know the sun doesn’t usually do that, but it doesn’t even seem weird at this point | 1.3363 | 0.05275 | 113 | 80 | 28 | 5 |
1680 | I guess I should have told you about my mother before I proposed. | 1.3362 | 0.05468 | 116 | 84 | 25 | 7 |
1681 | I guess the joke is on us! | 1.3362 | 0.05329 | 116 | 83 | 27 | 6 |
1682 | He really is rarely blue, isn’t he? | 1.3362 | 0.05468 | 116 | 84 | 25 | 7 |
1683 | Darling, I don't suppose there's anything you'd like to confess? | 1.3361 | 0.05155 | 122 | 87 | 29 | 6 |
1684 | I don't know what it means. Maybe he's winking at someone else. | 1.3360 | 0.05199 | 125 | 90 | 28 | 7 |
1685 | I think she’s flirting. | 1.3359 | 0.04995 | 128 | 91 | 31 | 6 |
1686 | ALRIGHT! Finally we're rid of that Loser. | 1.3359 | 0.05577 | 128 | 96 | 21 | 11 |
1687 | Either the universe is telling me we're meant for each other, or I am spending way too much time on my screen. | 1.3359 | 0.04548 | 131 | 90 | 38 | 3 |
1688 | When did the NSA start using emojis? | 1.3359 | 0.05266 | 131 | 96 | 26 | 9 |
1689 | I told you that emojis were a divine creation” | 1.3358 | 0.04962 | 134 | 96 | 31 | 7 |
1690 | You're projecting again. | 1.3358 | 0.04890 | 137 | 98 | 32 | 7 |
1691 | Before 2020, that wouldn't give me a panic attack. | 1.3333 | 0.06046 | 96 | 70 | 20 | 6 |
1692 | This always seems to happen after my sixth glass. | 1.3333 | 0.05847 | 105 | 77 | 21 | 7 |
1693 | Are moon emojis the best use of the Space Force? | 1.3333 | 0.05480 | 111 | 80 | 25 | 6 |
1694 | Once again he’s full of himself. | 1.3333 | 0.06258 | 99 | 74 | 17 | 8 |
1695 | When he’s REALLY drunk, he likes to moon us. | 1.3333 | 0.05474 | 90 | 62 | 26 | 2 |
1696 | What a beautiful, full semicolon and parenthesis." | 1.3333 | 0.05150 | 117 | 83 | 29 | 5 |
1697 | They say the moon has a profound effect on human emoji. | 1.3333 | 0.06471 | 87 | 64 | 17 | 6 |
1698 | Banksy really outdid himself with this one. | 1.3333 | 0.06675 | 87 | 65 | 15 | 7 |
1699 | What's your take? Flirty, conspiratorial or menacing? | 1.3333 | 0.05525 | 105 | 75 | 25 | 5 |
1700 | I think we’ll leave the blanket in the car. | 1.3333 | 0.05801 | 102 | 74 | 22 | 6 |
1701 | Launching a car into space was one thing, but putting an emoji on the moon is one small step too far. | 1.3333 | 0.05688 | 105 | 76 | 23 | 6 |
1702 | Wait--this is the ex you were telling me about? | 1.3333 | 0.05525 | 105 | 75 | 25 | 5 |
1703 | What a cheapskate, I expected a GIF. | 1.3333 | 0.05383 | 114 | 82 | 26 | 6 |
1704 | That’s my wife, you bastard! | 1.3333 | 0.05694 | 117 | 87 | 21 | 9 |
1705 | This is definitely not Gallo. | 1.3333 | 0.05424 | 108 | 77 | 26 | 5 |
1706 | At least it's not mooning us. | 1.3333 | 0.05948 | 84 | 59 | 22 | 3 |
1707 | He's been shining ironically this whole time. | 1.3333 | 0.05627 | 111 | 81 | 23 | 7 |
1708 | By January 20 he’ll be dancing. | 1.3333 | 0.05336 | 120 | 87 | 26 | 7 |
1709 | I told you not to download that new set of emojis! | 1.3333 | 0.05005 | 117 | 82 | 31 | 4 |
1710 | Look how bright the Emoticon is tonight. | 1.3333 | 0.05966 | 102 | 75 | 20 | 7 |
1711 | So you were serious that your Ex has clever ways show up out of nowhere! | 1.3333 | 0.06675 | 87 | 65 | 15 | 7 |
1712 | You’re the first one I’ve brought to this spot | 1.3333 | 0.06002 | 105 | 78 | 19 | 8 |
1713 | I think it was the cow that kicked him in the eye. | 1.3333 | 0.06044 | 87 | 62 | 21 | 4 |
1714 | There's nothing quite as affirming as the first night of the cheeky moon! | 1.3333 | 0.06804 | 81 | 60 | 15 | 6 |
1715 | I knew I shouldn’t have eaten those mushrooms. | 1.3333 | 0.05088 | 102 | 70 | 30 | 2 |
1716 | Right! It is mocking us. This is not the end. | 1.3333 | 0.05262 | 108 | 76 | 28 | 4 |
1717 | I'm tired......is he winking at you or me? | 1.3333 | 0.05183 | 105 | 73 | 29 | 3 |
1718 | I told you, we should've closed the blinds! | 1.3333 | 0.06044 | 87 | 62 | 21 | 4 |
1719 | That’s a bit rude, he can clearly see that we’re together. | 1.3333 | 0.05861 | 96 | 69 | 22 | 5 |
1720 | I had seen Nod and Blinken, but I never had until now seen Winken. | 1.3333 | 0.05827 | 81 | 56 | 23 | 2 |
1721 | The Old Man in the Moon has had some work done. | 1.3333 | 0.05429 | 129 | 96 | 23 | 10 |
1722 | This is my favorite spot, it's always wine o'clock here | 1.3333 | 0.06704 | 90 | 68 | 14 | 8 |
1723 | I paid Elon do it for our anniversary | 1.3333 | 0.05429 | 129 | 96 | 23 | 10 |
1724 | Was that a congratulatory wink or a come-hither wink? | 1.3333 | 0.05920 | 99 | 72 | 21 | 6 |
1725 | I expected more from Banksy. | 1.3333 | 0.05801 | 102 | 74 | 22 | 6 |
1726 | We're just friends. | 1.3333 | 0.05262 | 108 | 76 | 28 | 4 |
1727 | No, no, you’re right- it’s gotta be a Banksy. | 1.3333 | 0.06224 | 96 | 71 | 18 | 7 |
1728 | Where did you say you got this moonshine? | 1.3333 | 0.06398 | 96 | 72 | 16 | 8 |
1729 | I think he approves of our moonshining. | 1.3333 | 0.05357 | 105 | 74 | 27 | 4 |
1730 | What exactly is infused wine? | 1.3333 | 0.06091 | 99 | 73 | 19 | 7 |
1731 | The problem is I can never get a good picture of the moon on my phone. | 1.3333 | 0.05847 | 105 | 77 | 21 | 7 |
1732 | Of course I have always been faithful | 1.3333 | 0.05328 | 111 | 79 | 27 | 5 |
1733 | Happy new year | 1.3333 | 0.05734 | 108 | 79 | 22 | 7 |
1734 | Looks like he got to the wine before us | 1.3333 | 0.05966 | 102 | 75 | 20 | 7 |
1735 | We’ll try dry January again next year, Honey. | 1.3333 | 0.05627 | 111 | 81 | 23 | 7 |
1736 | Ever since SpaceX got up there it seems like they're trying to appeal to a younger demographic. | 1.3333 | 0.06872 | 87 | 66 | 13 | 8 |
1737 | I really need to stop sunbathing nude. | 1.3333 | 0.05328 | 111 | 79 | 27 | 5 |
1738 | This close to February it's called a 'come hither' moon. | 1.3333 | 0.05861 | 96 | 69 | 22 | 5 |
1739 | I think making the Emoji Movie Sequel a VR experience was a bit overkill. | 1.3333 | 0.06573 | 81 | 59 | 17 | 5 |
1740 | You said this is wine? | 1.3333 | 0.05688 | 105 | 76 | 23 | 6 |
1741 | He blinked first. We won. | 1.3333 | 0.05694 | 117 | 87 | 21 | 9 |
1742 | Maybe we shouldn’t have cracked open the third bottle. | 1.3333 | 0.05788 | 93 | 66 | 23 | 4 |
1743 | It’s just a phase, she’ll grow out of it | 1.3333 | 0.05734 | 108 | 79 | 22 | 7 |
1744 | I wish they’d taught us to detect notes of hallucinogens in that wine class | 1.3333 | 0.05987 | 93 | 67 | 21 | 5 |
1745 | I guess it’s time to update my night sky app. | 1.3333 | 0.05480 | 111 | 80 | 25 | 6 |
1746 | I bet he knows something we don't! | 1.3333 | 0.05067 | 120 | 85 | 30 | 5 |
1747 | That’s the signal. We can turn around and go home now. | 1.3333 | 0.06091 | 99 | 73 | 19 | 7 |
1748 | Live for the moment, my pretties. | 1.3308 | 0.05281 | 130 | 96 | 25 | 9 |
1749 | Yeah, so in the end the inauguration went forward and there is a new dawn. | 1.3308 | 0.05051 | 130 | 94 | 29 | 7 |
1750 | Did God just sky text us a winking emoji? | 1.3306 | 0.04955 | 124 | 88 | 31 | 5 |
1751 | Barbara, the wink just mooned at me. | 1.3306 | 0.05299 | 121 | 88 | 26 | 7 |
1752 | I "like" and "wow" this. | 1.3305 | 0.05254 | 118 | 85 | 27 | 6 |
1753 | I think he's saying that even though it's Dry January, he won't tell anyone. | 1.3305 | 0.05390 | 118 | 86 | 25 | 7 |
1754 | God has emoticons beyond our comprehension. | 1.3305 | 0.05390 | 118 | 86 | 25 | 7 |
1755 | Our honey moon is mocking us. | 1.3305 | 0.05114 | 118 | 84 | 29 | 5 |
1756 | So,about those mushrooms we had at dinner . . . | 1.3305 | 0.05779 | 118 | 89 | 19 | 10 |
1757 | It seems impossible...but let's check it out on Wikipedia. | 1.3304 | 0.04897 | 115 | 80 | 32 | 3 |
1758 | The Super Passive Aggressive Moon is the closest the moon comes to telling Earth how it honestly feels each year. | 1.3304 | 0.05727 | 112 | 83 | 21 | 8 |
1759 | I taste wet stone with a soupçon of hallucination. | 1.3304 | 0.05135 | 112 | 79 | 29 | 4 |
1760 | I believe it's called a gigolo moon. | 1.3304 | 0.05585 | 112 | 82 | 23 | 7 |
1761 | You thinking what I’m thinking? | 1.3304 | 0.05289 | 112 | 80 | 27 | 5 |
1762 | It’s the rare emoji moon. | 1.3303 | 0.05383 | 109 | 78 | 26 | 5 |
1763 | He thinks you're hot too. | 1.3303 | 0.05837 | 109 | 81 | 20 | 8 |
1764 | Now is that waxing or waning? | 1.3303 | 0.05837 | 109 | 81 | 20 | 8 |
1765 | Honey, is there any chance you saved those photos to the Cloud? | 1.3303 | 0.05383 | 109 | 78 | 26 | 5 |
1766 | After 2020, I'm not sure this is a good sign. | 1.3303 | 0.05383 | 109 | 78 | 26 | 5 |
1767 | I think the moon is in a winking gibbous phase..... | 1.3303 | 0.05538 | 109 | 79 | 24 | 6 |
1768 | I'm afraid it means we've been conned. | 1.3302 | 0.05143 | 106 | 74 | 29 | 3 |
1769 | So I guess Elon Musk's car reached the moon. | 1.3302 | 0.05643 | 106 | 77 | 23 | 6 |
1770 | I think that he is expecting bigger things than I am. | 1.3302 | 0.05482 | 106 | 76 | 25 | 5 |
1771 | When the moon winks its eye like a big pizza pie, that's amore! | 1.3301 | 0.05586 | 103 | 74 | 24 | 5 |
1772 | The "moonshine" has affected him. | 1.3301 | 0.05586 | 103 | 74 | 24 | 5 |
1773 | That goddam wink! Where do you know him from? | 1.3300 | 0.05695 | 100 | 72 | 23 | 5 |
1774 | Is it just the emoji wine or is he flirting with you? | 1.3300 | 0.06039 | 100 | 74 | 19 | 7 |
1775 | I think it means 'good times are here again'...with a caveat. | 1.3300 | 0.05695 | 100 | 72 | 23 | 5 |
1776 | Honey, what exactly did you mean when you said this was an acidic wine? | 1.3300 | 0.06039 | 100 | 74 | 19 | 7 |
1777 | Second lunation in a row. I see where this is heading. | 1.3300 | 0.05515 | 100 | 71 | 25 | 4 |
1778 | It's not nearly so romantic since Walmart started colonizing it. | 1.3299 | 0.05993 | 97 | 71 | 20 | 6 |
1779 | Now I feel weird for staring at it through our telescope. | 1.3299 | 0.05811 | 97 | 70 | 22 | 5 |
1780 | Is it me or did we just get mooned? | 1.3299 | 0.05811 | 97 | 70 | 22 | 5 |
1781 | I know I might not have the moon's charm, but my love won't wane. | 1.3299 | 0.05623 | 97 | 69 | 24 | 4 |
1782 | Good night humans. | 1.3299 | 0.06341 | 97 | 73 | 16 | 8 |
1783 | He must know we're cheating. | 1.3298 | 0.05737 | 94 | 67 | 23 | 4 |
1784 | Isn’t it romantic when life imitates emoji? | 1.3298 | 0.05737 | 94 | 67 | 23 | 4 |
1785 | That’s it. No more drinking after dinner. | 1.3298 | 0.05534 | 94 | 66 | 25 | 3 |
1786 | Now I understand why you've seemed so distant. | 1.3298 | 0.05933 | 94 | 68 | 21 | 5 |
1787 | Honey, I think that Man in the Moon is making a pass at you. | 1.3298 | 0.05737 | 94 | 67 | 23 | 4 |
1788 | Now I know why it is called moonshine | 1.3298 | 0.05737 | 94 | 67 | 23 | 4 |
1789 | I've heard the government is watching us, but this is just too much. | 1.3298 | 0.06123 | 94 | 69 | 19 | 6 |
1790 | I hope I look that good when I’m 4.603 billion years old. | 1.3298 | 0.05534 | 94 | 66 | 25 | 3 |
1791 | Emoji-light becomes you. | 1.3298 | 0.05534 | 94 | 66 | 25 | 3 |
1792 | A semicolon’s as good as a wink. | 1.3298 | 0.05737 | 94 | 67 | 23 | 4 |
1793 | Well, he seems to know you! | 1.3298 | 0.05737 | 94 | 67 | 23 | 4 |
1794 | In retrospect, we totally owned the year in quarantine. | 1.3298 | 0.05324 | 94 | 65 | 27 | 2 |
1795 | Ugh, so full of himself. | 1.3298 | 0.05534 | 94 | 66 | 25 | 3 |
1796 | If he didn’t wink it would make a great bumper sticker | 1.3298 | 0.05737 | 94 | 67 | 23 | 4 |
1797 | Well I’ll be, The meteorologist said there’d be a solar wink today. | 1.3298 | 0.06486 | 94 | 71 | 15 | 8 |
1798 | It's a shame he never recovered from that rocket in the eye. | 1.3297 | 0.05646 | 91 | 64 | 24 | 3 |
1799 | Apparently, the graffiti was Buzz Aldrin’s idea. | 1.3297 | 0.06063 | 91 | 66 | 20 | 5 |
1800 | These emojis are getting out of hand | 1.3297 | 0.06261 | 91 | 67 | 18 | 6 |
1801 | I wonder if it has a dark side. | 1.3297 | 0.05859 | 91 | 65 | 22 | 4 |
1802 | Wait till you see what I've got planned for you THIS year! | 1.3297 | 0.06454 | 91 | 68 | 16 | 7 |
1803 | June 20, 2020: the Lunar Emoji | 1.3297 | 0.06261 | 91 | 67 | 18 | 6 |
1804 | Is there something you want to tell me? | 1.3295 | 0.06409 | 88 | 65 | 17 | 6 |
1805 | Is God texting us now? | 1.3295 | 0.06409 | 88 | 65 | 17 | 6 |
1806 | Wow, is it just me, or is the sun kind of hot? | 1.3295 | 0.05765 | 88 | 62 | 23 | 3 |
1807 | I’ve heard this happens only once in a blue moon. | 1.3295 | 0.05987 | 88 | 63 | 21 | 4 |
1808 | Remember when it was just a happy face? | 1.3295 | 0.06409 | 88 | 65 | 17 | 6 |
1809 | I love you to the great emoji in the sky and back. | 1.3294 | 0.06124 | 85 | 61 | 20 | 4 |
1810 | Is that a hello wink or a goodbye wink? | 1.3294 | 0.06565 | 85 | 63 | 16 | 6 |
1811 | I feel the sudden urge to turn into a werewolf emoji | 1.3294 | 0.05891 | 85 | 60 | 22 | 3 |
1812 | I know he’s your ex, but that wink creeps me out. | 1.3294 | 0.06775 | 85 | 64 | 14 | 7 |
1813 | It's the only way millennials understand the weather. | 1.3294 | 0.06348 | 85 | 62 | 18 | 5 |
1814 | He thinks he is an emoji | 1.3294 | 0.06979 | 85 | 65 | 12 | 8 |
1815 | See! This whole year has been a dream! | 1.3294 | 0.06348 | 85 | 62 | 18 | 5 |
1816 | 'You think this is weird, just wait 'till the clouds clear'. | 1.3294 | 0.05891 | 85 | 60 | 22 | 3 |
1817 | today is Biden’s Inaguration, the sun is smiling | 1.3294 | 0.06124 | 85 | 61 | 20 | 4 |
1818 | I didn’t plan for you two to meet tonight | 1.3293 | 0.06270 | 82 | 59 | 19 | 4 |
1819 | Well, don't wink back! | 1.3293 | 0.06025 | 82 | 58 | 21 | 3 |
1820 | Maybe we shouldn’t have opened that third bottle. | 1.3293 | 0.06505 | 82 | 60 | 17 | 5 |
1821 | If you wink back, he'll moon you. | 1.3291 | 0.06674 | 79 | 58 | 16 | 5 |
1822 | The cycles of the moon are: waxing, waning and winking. | 1.3291 | 0.06168 | 79 | 56 | 20 | 3 |
1823 | This is the side of the moon we usually see. | 1.3282 | 0.04900 | 131 | 94 | 31 | 6 |
1824 | At least it's not the poop. | 1.3281 | 0.05216 | 128 | 94 | 26 | 8 |
1825 | And I thought we would finally get some alone time. | 1.3281 | 0.04720 | 128 | 90 | 34 | 4 |
1826 | Perhaps we shouldn't have finished off that bottle. | 1.3277 | 0.05217 | 119 | 86 | 27 | 6 |
1827 | Smile, you're off the grid. | 1.3277 | 0.05217 | 119 | 86 | 27 | 6 |
1828 | What does it say to you about climate change denial? | 1.3276 | 0.05581 | 116 | 86 | 22 | 8 |
1829 | She followed us here too? We can never do things in the dark! | 1.3276 | 0.04863 | 116 | 81 | 32 | 3 |
1830 | I thought you said it was going to be a blue moon? 😅 | 1.3276 | 0.05445 | 116 | 85 | 24 | 7 |
1831 | It’s like ... he knows something. | 1.3274 | 0.05097 | 113 | 80 | 29 | 4 |
1832 | you don't see a happy face wink moon for ages and then | 1.3274 | 0.05543 | 113 | 83 | 23 | 7 |
1833 | We’re really just drunk and looking at your phone, aren’t we? | 1.3271 | 0.05599 | 107 | 78 | 23 | 6 |
1834 | Not the fresh air I was expecting. | 1.3271 | 0.05599 | 107 | 78 | 23 | 6 |
1835 | It could be a worse emoji. | 1.3269 | 0.05370 | 104 | 74 | 26 | 4 |
1836 | Joe thinks to himself, tonight I'm going to get lucky. | 1.3269 | 0.05541 | 104 | 75 | 24 | 5 |
1837 | Full of shit moon, more like it. | 1.3269 | 0.05370 | 104 | 74 | 26 | 4 |
1838 | Yeah, I'm just going to keep drinking my wine, you? | 1.3269 | 0.05868 | 104 | 77 | 20 | 7 |
1839 | The one place I thought I could bring you that there wouldn't be a guy hitting on you. | 1.3267 | 0.05470 | 101 | 72 | 25 | 4 |
1840 | Thank Joe and Kamala for me for joining the Paris Accord! | 1.3267 | 0.05821 | 101 | 74 | 21 | 6 |
1841 | I don't know what it means, but it's probably dirty. | 1.3267 | 0.05286 | 101 | 71 | 27 | 3 |
1842 | Well, he's definitely not blue anymore | 1.3267 | 0.05821 | 101 | 74 | 21 | 6 |
1843 | I’m tired of revolving around this smug bastard. | 1.3265 | 0.05941 | 98 | 72 | 20 | 6 |
1844 | So...global warming was a hoax? | 1.3265 | 0.05941 | 98 | 72 | 20 | 6 |
1845 | Is that an Emoonji? | 1.3265 | 0.06115 | 98 | 73 | 18 | 7 |
1846 | Don't you think those astronauts living on the moon are going a little too far? | 1.3265 | 0.06115 | 98 | 73 | 18 | 7 |
1847 | I’ve had enough to drink. | 1.3265 | 0.06285 | 98 | 74 | 16 | 8 |
1848 | How does he know we have a change in presidency? | 1.3265 | 0.05941 | 98 | 72 | 20 | 6 |
1849 | The moon is definitely waxing poetic this evening. | 1.3265 | 0.06285 | 98 | 74 | 16 | 8 |
1850 | Guess she started before us. | 1.3265 | 0.06115 | 98 | 73 | 18 | 7 |
1851 | I think he knows something. | 1.3263 | 0.05881 | 95 | 69 | 21 | 5 |
1852 | I told you someone would find out. | 1.3263 | 0.06427 | 95 | 72 | 15 | 8 |
1853 | Did he just pull a moonie at us and wink?! | 1.3263 | 0.06250 | 95 | 71 | 17 | 7 |
1854 | I told you everyone flirts with me | 1.3263 | 0.06068 | 95 | 70 | 19 | 6 |
1855 | I thought you said that we'd be alone. | 1.3261 | 0.06203 | 92 | 68 | 18 | 6 |
1856 | Wow, those emojis are looking more and more real! | 1.3261 | 0.05378 | 92 | 64 | 26 | 2 |
1857 | Vaccine side effects. | 1.3261 | 0.06203 | 92 | 68 | 18 | 6 |
1858 | Even if she is flirting, she's not my type. I'm more of an oxford comma man. | 1.3261 | 0.06008 | 92 | 67 | 20 | 5 |
1859 | I guess that's why they call it a "wolf moon." | 1.3261 | 0.06393 | 92 | 69 | 16 | 7 |
1860 | He knows. He knows. | 1.3261 | 0.05596 | 92 | 65 | 24 | 3 |
1861 | Well, at least someone is in a good mood these days | 1.3261 | 0.05806 | 92 | 66 | 22 | 4 |
1862 | Considering Me Too, seems inappropriately emotive | 1.3261 | 0.06008 | 92 | 67 | 20 | 5 |
1863 | The universe thinks you're hot, too. | 1.3258 | 0.06143 | 89 | 65 | 19 | 5 |
1864 | Do you ever feel like you're part of an inside joke but you have no idea what is? | 1.3258 | 0.06347 | 89 | 66 | 17 | 6 |
1865 | it’s ok I guess, but it lacks ...well ... gravitas | 1.3258 | 0.06143 | 89 | 65 | 19 | 5 |
1866 | That's it, no more home made wine. | 1.3258 | 0.06347 | 89 | 66 | 17 | 6 |
1867 | Safe to say my ayahuasca journey has begun. | 1.3258 | 0.05931 | 89 | 64 | 21 | 4 |
1868 | He thinks it won't last | 1.3258 | 0.05712 | 89 | 63 | 23 | 3 |
1869 | I told him he could watch tonight | 1.3258 | 0.06143 | 89 | 65 | 19 | 5 |
1870 | He's not wearing a mask !!!. | 1.3258 | 0.06347 | 89 | 66 | 17 | 6 |
1871 | It's not your figment; Twinkle Twinkle's on holiday. | 1.3256 | 0.06500 | 86 | 64 | 16 | 6 |
1872 | It cost less than "Will you marry me?" and it's more ambiguous. Less pressure reduces the gravity. | 1.3256 | 0.06707 | 86 | 65 | 14 | 7 |
1873 | Just be glad he's not showing you his eggplant emoji. | 1.3256 | 0.06707 | 86 | 65 | 14 | 7 |
1874 | Getting drunk in nature has its charms, I admit. But how long til our internet is fixed? | 1.3256 | 0.05595 | 86 | 60 | 24 | 2 |
1875 | Should I call Neil DeGrasse Tyson and report this as sexual harassment | 1.3256 | 0.06707 | 86 | 65 | 14 | 7 |
1876 | I’ve heard locals call it the Emoji Moon. | 1.3256 | 0.05595 | 86 | 60 | 24 | 2 |
1877 | So, when did the "Man-in-the-Moon" become the "Winking-smiley-face-emoji-in-the-Moon"? | 1.3256 | 0.06500 | 86 | 64 | 16 | 6 |
1878 | Instagram filters are ruining everything. | 1.3256 | 0.06064 | 86 | 62 | 20 | 4 |
1879 | Is he telling us what I think he is?” “It’s okay to drink wine again? | 1.3254 | 0.05143 | 126 | 92 | 27 | 7 |
1880 | Look! An E-Moon-Ge!” | 1.3253 | 0.05965 | 83 | 59 | 21 | 3 |
1881 | I like my wine with good legs and a celestial body | 1.3253 | 0.06206 | 83 | 60 | 19 | 4 |
1882 | Can’t tell if we should call NASA or politely smile back | 1.3253 | 0.05965 | 83 | 59 | 21 | 3 |
1883 | Not sure who’s more tipsy me or the moon | 1.3252 | 0.05227 | 123 | 90 | 26 | 7 |
1884 | Is this who you've been sneaking out to see at night? | 1.3250 | 0.06358 | 80 | 58 | 18 | 4 |
1885 | Is there something that I should know about your previous relationship? | 1.3250 | 0.06104 | 80 | 57 | 20 | 3 |
1886 | Affectionate knowing smile or subtle cosmic threat that our relationship is doomed? | 1.3250 | 0.06104 | 80 | 57 | 20 | 3 |
1887 | Maybe we’ve been spending too much time with our electronics | 1.3250 | 0.06358 | 80 | 58 | 18 | 4 |
1888 | Do you ever feel like the universe is hitting on you? | 1.3250 | 0.05571 | 120 | 90 | 21 | 9 |
1889 | I think the man in the moon is winking at us. | 1.3248 | 0.05126 | 117 | 84 | 28 | 5 |
1890 | Must have something in his eye. | 1.3248 | 0.05406 | 117 | 86 | 24 | 7 |
1891 | The 'misty taste of moonshine' does it every time, I guess. | 1.3248 | 0.05406 | 117 | 86 | 24 | 7 |
1892 | I better zoom out a bit. | 1.3248 | 0.05540 | 117 | 87 | 22 | 8 |
1893 | I think he's trying to tell us, "It's OK. What happens on the mountain, stays on the mountain." | 1.3247 | 0.06778 | 77 | 57 | 15 | 5 |
1894 | I know I've had too much wine when I start to anthropomorphize. | 1.3246 | 0.05212 | 114 | 82 | 27 | 5 |
1895 | I think it’s a gibbous moon | 1.3246 | 0.05359 | 114 | 83 | 25 | 6 |
1896 | Wow. Just look at that e-clipse. | 1.3246 | 0.05910 | 114 | 87 | 17 | 10 |
1897 | What happened to just “Goodnight Moon”? | 1.3246 | 0.05061 | 114 | 81 | 29 | 4 |
1898 | Honey, are you sure there’s not anything going on between you and the man in the moon? | 1.3246 | 0.05212 | 114 | 82 | 27 | 5 |
1899 | I can never remember - is that waxing or waning? | 1.3243 | 0.04984 | 111 | 78 | 30 | 3 |
1900 | So is it waning or waxing? | 1.3243 | 0.05454 | 111 | 81 | 24 | 6 |
1901 | The Universe knows what you did. | 1.3243 | 0.05747 | 111 | 83 | 20 | 8 |
1902 | My favorite emoonji. | 1.3241 | 0.05555 | 108 | 79 | 23 | 6 |
1903 | It actually looks more like a semi-colon over a parentheses to me. | 1.3241 | 0.05555 | 108 | 79 | 23 | 6 |
1904 | Don't fall for that wink. He's a cold SOB after you get to know him. | 1.3241 | 0.05708 | 108 | 80 | 21 | 7 |
1905 | Not sure how I feel about God using emojis. | 1.3238 | 0.05820 | 105 | 78 | 20 | 7 |
1906 | Is the moon winking at you or me? | 1.3238 | 0.05496 | 105 | 76 | 24 | 5 |
1907 | Smiling or gloating? Which is it? | 1.3238 | 0.05820 | 105 | 78 | 20 | 7 |
1908 | I dunno, Steven. I think it’s pretty smug that you think he’s hitting on you. | 1.3238 | 0.05152 | 105 | 74 | 28 | 3 |
1909 | Why do you think it has stardust in just one eye? | 1.3238 | 0.05496 | 105 | 76 | 24 | 5 |
1910 | I didn’t know that Amazon now also owned the sun. | 1.3238 | 0.05820 | 105 | 78 | 20 | 7 |
1911 | Wait...what do you think she meant when she said the s’mores were made with ‘plant-based’ chocolate? | 1.3238 | 0.05975 | 105 | 79 | 18 | 8 |
1912 | Shiiiiiiit... | 1.3238 | 0.05975 | 105 | 79 | 18 | 8 |
1913 | You can make out the 'Sea of Emoji' really clearly tonight. | 1.3235 | 0.05601 | 102 | 74 | 23 | 5 |
1914 | Only the last two of you left, huh? Well, you're no Adam and Eve, but do your best. | 1.3235 | 0.05601 | 102 | 74 | 23 | 5 |
1915 | Don't worry. Your secret's safe with me. | 1.3235 | 0.06770 | 68 | 49 | 16 | 3 |
1916 | Does this mean the moon is now woke, too? | 1.3235 | 0.05425 | 102 | 73 | 25 | 4 |
1917 | Have you been fooling around behind my back? | 1.3235 | 0.06099 | 102 | 77 | 17 | 8 |
1918 | You weren't goofin'. It's a real loony eclipse. | 1.3235 | 0.05772 | 102 | 75 | 21 | 6 |
1919 | The man in the moon is kinda creepy. | 1.3235 | 0.06099 | 102 | 77 | 17 | 8 |
1920 | They're rolling out more options next month but this one's not bad. | 1.3232 | 0.05529 | 99 | 71 | 24 | 4 |
1921 | Wait 'til you see his impression of a pirate... | 1.3232 | 0.05529 | 99 | 71 | 24 | 4 |
1922 | What's he so happy about | 1.3232 | 0.05712 | 99 | 72 | 22 | 5 |
1923 | I think the man in the moon is trying to tell us he/she/they is going into a new phase. | 1.3232 | 0.05712 | 99 | 72 | 22 | 5 |
1924 | Was it all a joke? | 1.3232 | 0.05712 | 99 | 72 | 22 | 5 |
1925 | Good night people everywhere! | 1.3232 | 0.05712 | 99 | 72 | 22 | 5 |
1926 | How long have you been sleeping with him? | 1.3231 | 0.08236 | 65 | 51 | 7 | 7 |
1927 | What the hell is he winking at?" "Ignore him. He's going through a phase. | 1.3231 | 0.04910 | 130 | 94 | 30 | 6 |
1928 | I guess the moon has three sides: light, dark, and playful. | 1.3229 | 0.05440 | 96 | 68 | 25 | 3 |
1929 | The lazy eye was a downside of the Apollo program. | 1.3229 | 0.05638 | 96 | 69 | 23 | 4 |
1930 | Go home moon, you're drunk! | 1.3229 | 0.05829 | 96 | 70 | 21 | 5 |
1931 | He said "No thank you. I'm full." | 1.3229 | 0.06194 | 96 | 72 | 17 | 7 |
1932 | Did he just catch us staring? | 1.3229 | 0.05638 | 96 | 69 | 23 | 4 |
1933 | Too much CO2, I'm betting | 1.3228 | 0.04985 | 127 | 92 | 29 | 6 |
1934 | Now what? | 1.3228 | 0.04858 | 127 | 91 | 31 | 5 |
1935 | I think the man on the moon is hitting on you. | 1.3226 | 0.06146 | 93 | 69 | 18 | 6 |
1936 | It has been happening ever since that nudist camp opened down the hill. | 1.3226 | 0.05953 | 93 | 68 | 20 | 5 |
1937 | This is some strong stuff | 1.3226 | 0.05953 | 93 | 68 | 20 | 5 |
1938 | you think he’s heard about the election? | 1.3226 | 0.05753 | 93 | 67 | 22 | 4 |
1939 | I don't like the way the moon's hitting your eye. | 1.3226 | 0.05753 | 93 | 67 | 22 | 4 |
1940 | Even he's happy that Trump is gone. | 1.3226 | 0.05753 | 93 | 67 | 22 | 4 |
1941 | Gee, Lydia, when you said your ex was "out of this world," I thought you were being hyberbolic. | 1.3223 | 0.05145 | 121 | 88 | 27 | 6 |
1942 | Honey, which coke did you say you mixed in the drink? | 1.3223 | 0.05009 | 121 | 87 | 29 | 5 |
1943 | Emojis get everywhere nowadays. | 1.3222 | 0.06085 | 90 | 66 | 19 | 5 |
1944 | Why do all the men flirt with you? | 1.3222 | 0.05876 | 90 | 65 | 21 | 4 |
1945 | Is the Sun hitting on you? | 1.3222 | 0.06085 | 90 | 66 | 19 | 5 |
1946 | Pink Floyd, eat your heart out, it’s sunny side up from now on. | 1.3222 | 0.06482 | 90 | 68 | 15 | 7 |
1947 | I feel like I’m no longer in on the joke. | 1.3218 | 0.06006 | 87 | 63 | 20 | 4 |
1948 | Do you two come here often? | 1.3218 | 0.06224 | 87 | 64 | 18 | 5 |
1949 | I swear, if he trots out that “heavenly body” line, so help me... | 1.3218 | 0.05779 | 87 | 62 | 22 | 3 |
1950 | It was only a matter of time until the emojis took over | 1.3218 | 0.06224 | 87 | 64 | 18 | 5 |
1951 | Do you think it is a sign that Trump left the presidency? | 1.3218 | 0.06640 | 87 | 66 | 14 | 7 |
1952 | I think he likes Uranus. | 1.3217 | 0.05865 | 115 | 88 | 17 | 10 |
1953 | I guess they're right about too much screen time. | 1.3217 | 0.05733 | 115 | 87 | 19 | 9 |
1954 | I think we just had a total eclipse of the heart. | 1.3217 | 0.05599 | 115 | 86 | 21 | 8 |
1955 | We didn’t escape social media. It became us. | 1.3214 | 0.05658 | 84 | 59 | 23 | 2 |
1956 | I told the moon we’re just friends. | 1.3214 | 0.06595 | 84 | 63 | 15 | 6 |
1957 | Wait where did you say they were installing the emoji update again? | 1.3214 | 0.05399 | 84 | 58 | 25 | 1 |
1958 | Is you or me it's winking at? | 1.3214 | 0.05703 | 112 | 84 | 20 | 8 |
1959 | Maybe it's telling us that 2020 was just some kind of cosmic prank. | 1.3214 | 0.06809 | 84 | 64 | 13 | 7 |
1960 | Please tell me that's not our tax dollars at work. | 1.3211 | 0.05664 | 109 | 81 | 21 | 7 |
1961 | I thought you said you guys never dated. | 1.3211 | 0.05664 | 109 | 81 | 21 | 7 |
1962 | I need another drink" | 1.3211 | 0.05512 | 109 | 80 | 23 | 6 |
1963 | Still cheesy. | 1.3211 | 0.05812 | 109 | 82 | 19 | 8 |
1964 | It took me forever to see the Emoji in the Moon. | 1.3211 | 0.04856 | 109 | 76 | 31 | 2 |
1965 | You sure he's ok to orbit while intoxicated? | 1.3211 | 0.05028 | 109 | 77 | 29 | 3 |
1966 | I think he has more on his mind than a moondance. | 1.3210 | 0.06533 | 81 | 60 | 16 | 5 |
1967 | It looks as though you're being mooned! | 1.3210 | 0.06042 | 81 | 58 | 20 | 3 |
1968 | Is my fly undone? | 1.3210 | 0.06292 | 81 | 59 | 18 | 4 |
1969 | I thought you said we weren't getting this high | 1.3210 | 0.06533 | 81 | 60 | 16 | 5 |
1970 | Hmm, a non committal emogy from God. I had higher hopes going into 2021. | 1.3210 | 0.06533 | 81 | 60 | 16 | 5 |
1971 | Don't know if is waning or waxing, but it's definitely a wise ass. | 1.3210 | 0.06765 | 81 | 61 | 14 | 6 |
1972 | What vintage did you say this was? | 1.3208 | 0.05615 | 106 | 78 | 22 | 6 |
1973 | He hit my eye like a big pizza pie, so I hit him back. | 1.3208 | 0.05615 | 106 | 78 | 22 | 6 |
1974 | It feels like the universe is telling us everything is going to be okay | 1.3208 | 0.05453 | 106 | 77 | 24 | 5 |
1975 | So much for getting off the grid. | 1.3208 | 0.05113 | 106 | 75 | 28 | 3 |
1976 | Is he teasing us now? Is that the Moon Ribber | 1.3206 | 0.04879 | 131 | 95 | 30 | 6 |
1977 | I was hoping the universe would be more reassuring in 2021, but I am not sure this is what I wanted. | 1.3205 | 0.07183 | 78 | 60 | 11 | 7 |
1978 | I told you the summer blinkquinox was breathtaking | 1.3205 | 0.05623 | 78 | 54 | 23 | 1 |
1979 | oh dear, I thing he's hitting on me | 1.3205 | 0.06703 | 78 | 58 | 15 | 5 |
1980 | I said the universe was a simulation. I didn't say it was convincing. | 1.3204 | 0.05556 | 103 | 75 | 23 | 5 |
1981 | I’m just glad it isn’t the poop emoji. | 1.3204 | 0.05382 | 103 | 74 | 25 | 4 |
1982 | Think it's interested in a threesome? | 1.3204 | 0.05382 | 103 | 74 | 25 | 4 |
1983 | you've been looking for a sign thot it's Ok to sleep together. I think that's pretty clear! | 1.3204 | 0.05382 | 103 | 74 | 25 | 4 |
1984 | There have always been three people in this marriage. | 1.3204 | 0.06048 | 103 | 78 | 17 | 8 |
1985 | Do you see Susan? This is what happens when you let eccentric billionaires fly to the moon. | 1.3204 | 0.05724 | 103 | 76 | 21 | 6 |
1986 | What’s the joke? | 1.3200 | 0.05483 | 100 | 72 | 24 | 4 |
1987 | Look, it's the Emoji Light - I'm needed back in Silicon Valley immediately! | 1.3200 | 0.05840 | 100 | 74 | 20 | 6 |
1988 | The Internet really does ruin everything. | 1.3200 | 0.05101 | 100 | 70 | 28 | 2 |
1989 | It's moments like this that make me feel alive within a computer simulation. | 1.3200 | 0.05664 | 100 | 73 | 22 | 5 |
1990 | Cut it out, we’re just friends. | 1.3200 | 0.05101 | 100 | 70 | 28 | 2 |
1991 | You'd think that's a good sign but…oh, who the fuck knows. | 1.3200 | 0.06010 | 100 | 75 | 18 | 7 |
1992 | Jack and Jill paused at the hill clutching their pair of glasses. Jack looked up, and thought WTF? And Jill knew that wasn’t NASA. | 1.3200 | 0.07631 | 75 | 59 | 8 | 8 |
1993 | He doesn't usually approve of overly-oaked Chardonnay . . . | 1.3200 | 0.05295 | 100 | 71 | 26 | 3 |
1994 | I think we’ve finally found the right dosage. Cheers! | 1.3200 | 0.05101 | 100 | 70 | 28 | 2 |
1995 | Is it me or am I seeing emojis everywhere these days? | 1.3200 | 0.05483 | 100 | 72 | 24 | 4 |
1996 | Even God sometimes types an inappropriate emoji by mistake. | 1.3200 | 0.07143 | 75 | 57 | 12 | 6 |
1997 | I heard NASA turned the moon into an emoji to become more relatable to today’s youth”. -“Oh, I heard it was a typo” | 1.3200 | 0.05483 | 100 | 72 | 24 | 4 |
1998 | What do you think of this latest Moonmoji upgrade? | 1.3200 | 0.06010 | 100 | 75 | 18 | 7 |
1999 | oh look, batman wants us to come over later | 1.3197 | 0.05109 | 122 | 89 | 27 | 6 |
2000 | Maybe we should switch to orange juice. | 1.3196 | 0.05961 | 97 | 72 | 19 | 6 |
2001 | Looks like we’ll need a new metaphor. | 1.3196 | 0.05778 | 97 | 71 | 21 | 5 |
2002 | She's my sister, you A**hole! | 1.3196 | 0.06311 | 97 | 74 | 15 | 8 |
2003 | That’s what I call a cheesy smile. | 1.3196 | 0.05589 | 97 | 70 | 23 | 4 |
2004 | What did they put in this wine? | 1.3196 | 0.05778 | 97 | 71 | 21 | 5 |
2005 | We have been socially distancing for way too long! | 1.3196 | 0.05961 | 97 | 72 | 19 | 6 |
2006 | Hold it. Wasn't it just smiling before? | 1.3196 | 0.05778 | 97 | 71 | 21 | 5 |
2007 | Don’t forget, honey, she has a dark side... | 1.3196 | 0.05961 | 97 | 72 | 19 | 6 |
2008 | Not a fan of the software update | 1.3193 | 0.05193 | 119 | 87 | 26 | 6 |
2009 | Lately I’ve been questioning the nature of existence. | 1.3193 | 0.05193 | 119 | 87 | 26 | 6 |
2010 | There must be a glitch in the updated Luna program; it's supposed to be in the WAXING phase tonight | 1.3191 | 0.05899 | 94 | 69 | 20 | 5 |
2011 | Tonight is your night,bro. | 1.3191 | 0.05702 | 94 | 68 | 22 | 4 |
2012 | Jeez, now even the moon's using emoji's. | 1.3191 | 0.05899 | 94 | 69 | 20 | 5 |
2013 | Next time I suggest a second bottle, remind me of this moment | 1.3191 | 0.06090 | 94 | 70 | 18 | 6 |
2014 | Not happening, she’s on her period. | 1.3191 | 0.06275 | 94 | 71 | 16 | 7 |
2015 | He said he'd be back in some form. | 1.3191 | 0.06090 | 94 | 70 | 18 | 6 |
2016 | Seems like it waxed too. | 1.3191 | 0.05498 | 94 | 67 | 24 | 3 |
2017 | What happens when the moon winks his eye? | 1.3191 | 0.05899 | 94 | 69 | 20 | 5 |
2018 | January is traditionally the emoti-moon. | 1.3187 | 0.06028 | 91 | 67 | 19 | 5 |
2019 | I hope you will give us your blessing | 1.3187 | 0.05608 | 91 | 65 | 23 | 3 |
2020 | Ok, we definitely use emoji's too often. | 1.3187 | 0.05822 | 91 | 66 | 21 | 4 |
2021 | Yes, it's the last MAGA Moon we'll ever see... | 1.3187 | 0.06227 | 91 | 68 | 17 | 6 |
2022 | I hope it's not a wink and a nudge | 1.3187 | 0.06028 | 91 | 67 | 19 | 5 |
2023 | It somehow looks different today. | 1.3186 | 0.05223 | 113 | 82 | 26 | 5 |
2024 | I hope you like it. It cost me $500 million dollars. | 1.3186 | 0.04748 | 113 | 79 | 32 | 2 |
2025 | Inauguration Day breaking through the gloom.” | 1.3185 | 0.04541 | 135 | 96 | 35 | 4 |
2026 | I thought that we came here to get away! | 1.3182 | 0.04991 | 110 | 78 | 29 | 3 |
2027 | Well, what do YOU think it means? | 1.3182 | 0.06164 | 88 | 65 | 18 | 5 |
2028 | Big deal - he can wax and wane but can he take out the garbage? | 1.3182 | 0.05949 | 88 | 64 | 20 | 4 |
2029 | They call it the emoji moon. | 1.3182 | 0.05725 | 88 | 63 | 22 | 3 |
2030 | I think he’s saying this is just a phase | 1.3182 | 0.05725 | 88 | 63 | 22 | 3 |
2031 | So, it's not only the moon with a dark side. | 1.3178 | 0.05571 | 107 | 79 | 22 | 6 |
2032 | Stop mooning my wife | 1.3178 | 0.05727 | 107 | 80 | 20 | 7 |
2033 | That winking is for me or for you? | 1.3178 | 0.05245 | 107 | 77 | 26 | 4 |
2034 | What's in this wine? | 1.3178 | 0.05410 | 107 | 78 | 24 | 5 |
2035 | I miss my anonymity. | 1.3178 | 0.05571 | 107 | 79 | 22 | 6 |
2036 | You weren’t kidding when you said the moon was looking creepy tonight. | 1.3178 | 0.05245 | 107 | 77 | 26 | 4 |
2037 | Am I drunk or did the man in the moon get replaced with with an emoji? | 1.3176 | 0.06083 | 85 | 62 | 19 | 4 |
2038 | Well that's the fourth time he's winked at you- I'm outta here. | 1.3176 | 0.05849 | 85 | 61 | 21 | 3 |
2039 | Enjoy your privacy! | 1.3176 | 0.05849 | 85 | 61 | 21 | 3 |
2040 | I liked pre-social media sunsets better. | 1.3176 | 0.06309 | 85 | 63 | 17 | 5 |
2041 | I hear that in’69 an eagle landed in his right eye. | 1.3176 | 0.06739 | 85 | 65 | 13 | 7 |
2042 | I think I finally see it now. The face on the moon. | 1.3176 | 0.06528 | 85 | 64 | 15 | 6 |
2043 | It’s a morally waning moon | 1.3176 | 0.05849 | 85 | 61 | 21 | 3 |
2044 | Is that wink ironic, sarcastic, or naive? | 1.3175 | 0.04867 | 126 | 91 | 30 | 5 |
2045 | The Native-Americans call it the Smarmy Moon. | 1.3173 | 0.05511 | 104 | 76 | 23 | 5 |
2046 | The Wolf Moon is often more suggestive than the Beaver Moon. | 1.3173 | 0.05677 | 104 | 77 | 21 | 6 |
2047 | Apparently Jeff Bezos semi-colonized the moon. | 1.3173 | 0.05677 | 104 | 77 | 21 | 6 |
2048 | Welp, Sinatra’s big pizza pie hit me in the eye AGAIN” | 1.3173 | 0.05677 | 104 | 77 | 21 | 6 |
2049 | At least someone's happy we travelled to the middle of nowhere to celebrate our anniversary. | 1.3171 | 0.06227 | 82 | 60 | 18 | 4 |
2050 | I'm liking the complex bouquet of this chardonnay, but the heady note of psilocybin is a bit on the nutty side. | 1.3171 | 0.05074 | 123 | 90 | 27 | 6 |
2051 | He knows we're moonlighting as a happy couple" | 1.3171 | 0.05981 | 82 | 59 | 20 | 3 |
2052 | The sun winking at you means QAnon is real. | 1.3171 | 0.05981 | 82 | 59 | 20 | 3 |
2053 | Locals call it Peeping Tom Moon. | 1.3171 | 0.06464 | 82 | 61 | 16 | 5 |
2054 | That reminds me, do you have any mental illnesses? | 1.3171 | 0.05330 | 123 | 92 | 23 | 8 |
2055 | You're right, we really need to spend less time on our phones... | 1.3168 | 0.05252 | 101 | 72 | 26 | 3 |
2056 | You're flirting with the moon now ? | 1.3168 | 0.05617 | 101 | 74 | 22 | 5 |
2057 | It looks unreal, doesn't it? | 1.3168 | 0.05790 | 101 | 75 | 20 | 6 |
2058 | Whatever | 1.3168 | 0.05790 | 101 | 75 | 20 | 6 |
2059 | Happens once every 4 years, mid January, last time he was very unhappy. | 1.3167 | 0.05290 | 120 | 89 | 24 | 7 |
2060 | I hear the Lunar Excursion Module ran amok and fell into the Big Guy's right eye. | 1.3167 | 0.05156 | 120 | 88 | 26 | 6 |
2061 | I'm beginning to regret eating the mushrooms we found on our hike | 1.3165 | 0.06381 | 79 | 58 | 17 | 4 |
2062 | Oh, geez, not another emoji. | 1.3165 | 0.06630 | 79 | 59 | 15 | 5 |
2063 | It's mescaline o'clock somewhere. | 1.3165 | 0.06121 | 79 | 57 | 19 | 3 |
2064 | He's mooning you again. | 1.3165 | 0.06871 | 79 | 60 | 13 | 6 |
2065 | At this point, I think this whole emoji thing has gone too far. | 1.3165 | 0.06121 | 79 | 57 | 19 | 3 |
2066 | The phrase "once in a blue moon" comes to mind. | 1.3165 | 0.06381 | 79 | 58 | 17 | 4 |
2067 | Remember before emoticons? | 1.3163 | 0.05728 | 98 | 72 | 21 | 5 |
2068 | What's next, an eggplant? | 1.3163 | 0.06085 | 98 | 74 | 17 | 7 |
2069 | I can't compete with that | 1.3163 | 0.05728 | 98 | 72 | 21 | 5 |
2070 | I guess the new space force is trying to attract a younger audience by using emojis | 1.3163 | 0.05728 | 98 | 72 | 21 | 5 |
2071 | So which ones of the 'super moons' is this again? | 1.3163 | 0.04940 | 98 | 68 | 29 | 1 |
2072 | Are you sure this is just grape juice? | 1.3162 | 0.05381 | 117 | 87 | 23 | 7 |
2073 | It was romantic before space exploration was privatized | 1.3162 | 0.05100 | 117 | 85 | 27 | 5 |
2074 | This is our sign from above to abandon all inhibitions. | 1.3162 | 0.05381 | 117 | 87 | 23 | 7 |
2075 | I can’t trust you with anybody! | 1.3162 | 0.05516 | 117 | 88 | 21 | 8 |
2076 | Emojis are cute, but burning bushes and writing on walls really had more of an impact. | 1.3158 | 0.07061 | 76 | 58 | 12 | 6 |
2077 | Will you take a look at that Susan?! The Man on the Moon looks as drunk as us. | 1.3158 | 0.05652 | 95 | 69 | 22 | 4 |
2078 | Are you sure nobody knows about us? | 1.3158 | 0.05450 | 95 | 68 | 24 | 3 |
2079 | Does he know something that we don't know? | 1.3158 | 0.06808 | 76 | 57 | 14 | 5 |
2080 | You know I'm not good with words, so I had that emoji drawn there to let you know how I feel. | 1.3158 | 0.05986 | 76 | 54 | 20 | 2 |
2081 | Even the sun doesn’t judge us for day drinking during COVID.... | 1.3158 | 0.05685 | 76 | 53 | 22 | 1 |
2082 | Soooo....you still wanna do it? | 1.3158 | 0.05033 | 114 | 82 | 28 | 4 |
2083 | Only cartoon moons wink. Hey! We're in a cartoon. | 1.3158 | 0.05652 | 95 | 69 | 22 | 4 |
2084 | Why do I get the impression the man in the moon is a peeping Tom? | 1.3158 | 0.05450 | 95 | 68 | 24 | 3 |
2085 | What's in this cabernet? | 1.3158 | 0.05652 | 95 | 69 | 22 | 4 |
2086 | Be honest! You've been here on how many dates? | 1.3158 | 0.06808 | 76 | 57 | 14 | 5 |
2087 | Do you think that's a flirty wink or a creepy one? | 1.3158 | 0.05185 | 114 | 83 | 26 | 5 |
2088 | He’s kept a close eye on us since we started dating. But now, I’m not sure how to tell him to leave us alone. | 1.3158 | 0.05652 | 95 | 69 | 22 | 4 |
2089 | Is it the wine or are we looking at the worlds largest emoji? | 1.3158 | 0.05652 | 95 | 69 | 22 | 4 |
2090 | January 20th, the old reality is back, enjoy. | 1.3158 | 0.05616 | 114 | 86 | 20 | 8 |
2091 | Full, not blue, and definitely lacking in gravity. | 1.3158 | 0.06035 | 95 | 71 | 18 | 6 |
2092 | It might be the wine, but it seems to know how I feel. | 1.3158 | 0.06218 | 95 | 72 | 16 | 7 |
2093 | At least he didn't send us the eggplant. | 1.3158 | 0.05241 | 95 | 67 | 26 | 2 |
2094 | That's some good moonshine. | 1.3158 | 0.05652 | 95 | 69 | 22 | 4 |
2095 | I told you God created emojis. | 1.3158 | 0.05847 | 95 | 70 | 20 | 5 |
2096 | That's why it's the Mae West Moon. | 1.3158 | 0.05476 | 114 | 85 | 22 | 7 |
2097 | Should we make out anyway? | 1.3158 | 0.05333 | 114 | 84 | 24 | 6 |
2098 | Dry January? Get back behind your cloud, judgy lunatic. | 1.3158 | 0.06218 | 95 | 72 | 16 | 7 |
2099 | Honey, what exact did you mean when you said this wine had a high acidity? | 1.3158 | 0.06546 | 76 | 56 | 16 | 4 |
2100 | tonight's emoonji makes me uncomfortable | 1.3158 | 0.05847 | 95 | 70 | 20 | 5 |
2101 | I was going to say it was written in the stars | 1.3153 | 0.05274 | 111 | 81 | 25 | 5 |
2102 | Would you like me to play some Barry White? | 1.3153 | 0.05274 | 111 | 81 | 25 | 5 |
2103 | This moonshine is making me crazy | 1.3153 | 0.05576 | 111 | 83 | 21 | 7 |
2104 | I guess this is a Rocky Mountain hi. | 1.3152 | 0.06359 | 92 | 70 | 15 | 7 |
2105 | I agree, it seems extra creepy tonight. | 1.3152 | 0.06359 | 92 | 70 | 15 | 7 |
2106 | Apparently he hasn't gotten wind of the Me Too movement. | 1.3152 | 0.05558 | 92 | 66 | 23 | 3 |
2107 | I told you not to howl at him | 1.3152 | 0.05769 | 92 | 67 | 21 | 4 |
2108 | ‘The emoji in the moon’ just doesn’t have romantic ring to it. | 1.3152 | 0.05769 | 92 | 67 | 21 | 4 |
2109 | Someone you know? | 1.3152 | 0.05558 | 92 | 66 | 23 | 3 |
2110 | You’re getting red... do you know him? | 1.3152 | 0.05972 | 92 | 68 | 19 | 5 |
2111 | Is this what "love you to the moon and back" means? | 1.3152 | 0.05769 | 92 | 67 | 21 | 4 |
2112 | Joan, I think this wine might be off. | 1.3151 | 0.06433 | 73 | 53 | 17 | 3 |
2113 | Sometimes I can spot the man in the moon. Tonight I just see a semicolon and parenthesis. | 1.3151 | 0.06433 | 73 | 53 | 17 | 3 |
2114 | Don't know about you, but I am hoping it means I am having sex tonight. | 1.3148 | 0.05035 | 108 | 77 | 28 | 3 |
2115 | We still don't know if there is intelligent life out there. | 1.3148 | 0.05681 | 108 | 81 | 20 | 7 |
2116 | I hope he isn’t sticking his tongue out at us tomorrow night. | 1.3148 | 0.05527 | 108 | 80 | 22 | 6 |
2117 | No, it's just a semi-colon and the close parenthesis. | 1.3146 | 0.06311 | 89 | 67 | 16 | 6 |
2118 | That last moon landing must have put out his eye. | 1.3146 | 0.05892 | 89 | 65 | 20 | 4 |
2119 | It's never looked like a pizza pie to me. | 1.3146 | 0.06105 | 89 | 66 | 18 | 5 |
2120 | ‘I like being objectified by celestial objects.’ | 1.3146 | 0.05892 | 89 | 65 | 20 | 4 |
2121 | Let's see who's smiling in the morning | 1.3146 | 0.06105 | 89 | 66 | 18 | 5 |
2122 | I don’t know her, I swear. | 1.3143 | 0.05466 | 105 | 77 | 23 | 5 |
2123 | Ignore it – he’s just going through a cheeky phase. | 1.3143 | 0.05120 | 105 | 75 | 27 | 3 |
2124 | I want a divorce. | 1.3143 | 0.05792 | 105 | 79 | 19 | 7 |
2125 | You know, she could probably get an ointment for that. | 1.3143 | 0.05466 | 105 | 77 | 23 | 5 |
2126 | I'll have what she's having. | 1.3143 | 0.05296 | 105 | 76 | 25 | 4 |
2127 | ...that's one small wink from (a) woman, one giant wink for womankind... | 1.3143 | 0.05631 | 105 | 78 | 21 | 6 |
2128 | I thought you changed your profile from "Single" | 1.3140 | 0.04844 | 121 | 87 | 30 | 4 |
2129 | I don’t see it. | 1.3140 | 0.05382 | 121 | 91 | 22 | 8 |
2130 | Emoonji. | 1.3140 | 0.06247 | 86 | 64 | 17 | 5 |
2131 | Now that I'm off social media, I finally see all the beauty I've been missing. | 1.3140 | 0.06024 | 86 | 63 | 19 | 4 |
2132 | You're right. Moonshine drinks do expand your understanding of the universe. | 1.3140 | 0.05792 | 86 | 62 | 21 | 3 |
2133 | Didn't the label say this wine was only 13% alcohol? | 1.3140 | 0.06024 | 86 | 63 | 19 | 4 |
2134 | Must be a 'Full of Himself ' moon. | 1.3140 | 0.06024 | 86 | 63 | 19 | 4 |
2135 | I just realized what excessive texting and drinking can do. | 1.3137 | 0.04823 | 102 | 71 | 30 | 1 |
2136 | Who’s the moon winking at? You or me? | 1.3137 | 0.05742 | 102 | 76 | 20 | 6 |
2137 | I told you to stop texting with emojis. Now look what you’ve done. | 1.3137 | 0.05742 | 102 | 76 | 20 | 6 |
2138 | I wonder if he knows something we don’t know. | 1.3137 | 0.04823 | 102 | 71 | 30 | 1 |
2139 | After the quarantine,sexual tension is out of this world! | 1.3137 | 0.05570 | 102 | 75 | 22 | 5 |
2140 | Should we tell her that this relationship with Earth will not bring her any good? | 1.3137 | 0.05908 | 102 | 77 | 18 | 7 |
2141 | They toasted to end of an error | 1.3137 | 0.05742 | 102 | 76 | 20 | 6 |
2142 | God has some sense of humor. | 1.3136 | 0.05342 | 118 | 88 | 23 | 7 |
2143 | I read that the Russian lunar module was loaded with vodka. | 1.3133 | 0.06164 | 83 | 61 | 18 | 4 |
2144 | Maybe it's a Woman in the Moon winking at me. | 1.3133 | 0.06164 | 83 | 61 | 18 | 4 |
2145 | Oh...phew. It’s all ok. | 1.3133 | 0.05667 | 83 | 59 | 22 | 2 |
2146 | Go for it... just stay six feet apart. | 1.3131 | 0.05679 | 99 | 73 | 21 | 5 |
2147 | Even the "man in the moon" is celebrating! | 1.3131 | 0.05304 | 99 | 71 | 25 | 3 |
2148 | I have a feeling I might get lucky tonight! | 1.3131 | 0.05106 | 99 | 70 | 27 | 2 |
2149 | Batman just hasn’t been the same since his Esalin retreat. | 1.3131 | 0.05858 | 99 | 74 | 19 | 6 |
2150 | I keep trying to tell him it's over, but he follows me every night. | 1.3130 | 0.05435 | 115 | 86 | 22 | 7 |
2151 | Is that a wink or climate change? | 1.3130 | 0.04997 | 115 | 83 | 28 | 4 |
2152 | Wow, Musk launched a moon emoji! | 1.3130 | 0.04842 | 115 | 82 | 30 | 3 |
2153 | Push her now, she's not looking. | 1.3130 | 0.05709 | 115 | 88 | 18 | 9 |
2154 | I told you sex under the moonlight was a bad idea. | 1.3125 | 0.05795 | 96 | 71 | 20 | 5 |
2155 | Did you unplug the curling iron before we left? | 1.3125 | 0.05795 | 96 | 71 | 20 | 5 |
2156 | I liked the old screensaver better | 1.3125 | 0.05795 | 96 | 71 | 20 | 5 |
2157 | I know I shouldn't be jealous,but isn't that the flirty emoji? | 1.3125 | 0.05196 | 96 | 68 | 26 | 2 |
2158 | Sorry, he told me he'd be in retrograde tonight. | 1.3125 | 0.06313 | 80 | 59 | 17 | 4 |
2159 | A little full of himself tonight, don’t you think? | 1.3125 | 0.06057 | 80 | 58 | 19 | 3 |
2160 | Is that a simile or a metaphor | 1.3125 | 0.05790 | 80 | 57 | 21 | 2 |
2161 | I've got a surprise for you; I've just finished waxing. | 1.3125 | 0.06313 | 80 | 59 | 17 | 4 |
2162 | Makes me wishI had some blue cheese. | 1.3125 | 0.05234 | 112 | 82 | 25 | 5 |
2163 | No Dear, He’s winking at me. | 1.3125 | 0.05795 | 96 | 71 | 20 | 5 |
2164 | I'm afraid she knows something that we don't. | 1.3125 | 0.05234 | 112 | 82 | 25 | 5 |
2165 | Honey, is there something you want to tell me? | 1.3125 | 0.05795 | 96 | 71 | 20 | 5 |
2166 | I'm feeling a distinct lack of privacy right now. | 1.3125 | 0.05234 | 112 | 82 | 25 | 5 |
2167 | Okay!Okay! It's an emoji!! But whose emoji? And why is it winking at you? | 1.3125 | 0.06559 | 80 | 60 | 15 | 5 |
2168 | He's a Democrat. | 1.3125 | 0.05533 | 112 | 84 | 21 | 7 |
2169 | We should probably stop drinking. | 1.3125 | 0.05602 | 96 | 70 | 22 | 4 |
2170 | Better than the 'Rolling on the Floor Laughing' face he got when the bear took off with the food pack. | 1.3125 | 0.05795 | 96 | 71 | 20 | 5 |
2171 | Moon over paramour | 1.3125 | 0.05795 | 96 | 71 | 20 | 5 |
2172 | I used to see it only when I'm drunk but now it's always there | 1.3125 | 0.05602 | 96 | 70 | 22 | 4 |
2173 | Honey, don't whine, it's moonshine | 1.3125 | 0.06313 | 80 | 59 | 17 | 4 |
2174 | I don’t know Randy, maybe discussing everything under the sun we’d do during our honeymoon wasn’t such a good idea. | 1.3125 | 0.06162 | 96 | 73 | 16 | 7 |
2175 | If he continues to makes eyes at you, I am going to go up there and punch him a nose. | 1.3120 | 0.04875 | 125 | 91 | 29 | 5 |
2176 | I think we've had too much wine. | 1.3119 | 0.05164 | 109 | 79 | 26 | 4 |
2177 | Maybe we're both going get lucky tonight! | 1.3119 | 0.05164 | 109 | 79 | 26 | 4 |
2178 | No, it is not the wine! | 1.3119 | 0.05326 | 109 | 80 | 24 | 5 |
2179 | At this point, even outer space looks more like cyberspace. | 1.3119 | 0.05930 | 109 | 84 | 16 | 9 |
2180 | definitely full of it! | 1.3119 | 0.04997 | 109 | 78 | 28 | 3 |
2181 | Do you think the sun's a Democrat? | 1.3118 | 0.05917 | 93 | 69 | 19 | 5 |
2182 | 'Rise and wine' | 1.3118 | 0.05917 | 93 | 69 | 19 | 5 |
2183 | When you said your ex was spacey... | 1.3118 | 0.05917 | 93 | 69 | 19 | 5 |
2184 | I guess he’s a Democrat too. | 1.3118 | 0.05508 | 93 | 67 | 23 | 3 |
2185 | I told you the Russians were already up there. | 1.3118 | 0.05716 | 93 | 68 | 21 | 4 |
2186 | Is it just me or are we 2-dimensional? | 1.3118 | 0.05917 | 93 | 69 | 19 | 5 |
2187 | Stop telling me I'm paranoid. He's definitely got a thing for you. | 1.3118 | 0.05716 | 93 | 68 | 21 | 4 |
2188 | I didn't really think the Moon Wink Motel could deliver on their promise. | 1.3118 | 0.05917 | 93 | 69 | 19 | 5 |
2189 | It’s better than being mooned | 1.3118 | 0.06111 | 93 | 70 | 17 | 6 |
2190 | Astronomers call that its happy phase. | 1.3117 | 0.05626 | 77 | 54 | 22 | 1 |
2191 | Scientists say it's just going through a flirty phase. | 1.3117 | 0.06981 | 77 | 59 | 12 | 6 |
2192 | Sure, He is smiling...he's 238,000 miles away! | 1.3117 | 0.06981 | 77 | 59 | 12 | 6 |
2193 | Maybe we didn’t have to take it all so seriously. | 1.3117 | 0.06732 | 77 | 58 | 14 | 5 |
2194 | So, emoonji's are a thing, now. | 1.3117 | 0.06732 | 77 | 58 | 14 | 5 |
2195 | The blue moon’s not till tomorrow night, it’s still waxing salacious. | 1.3117 | 0.06203 | 77 | 56 | 18 | 3 |
2196 | Maybe one day we will be drawn by someone who has taken a few art classes. | 1.3117 | 0.06732 | 77 | 58 | 14 | 5 |
2197 | I guess it's because Biden won. | 1.3117 | 0.06981 | 77 | 59 | 12 | 6 |
2198 | Personally, I think it’s a *great* use of tax payer dollars | 1.3117 | 0.06473 | 77 | 57 | 16 | 4 |
2199 | He said he'd return in some form. | 1.3115 | 0.05085 | 122 | 90 | 26 | 6 |
2200 | Why? Because he's cool and not warming. | 1.3113 | 0.05254 | 106 | 77 | 25 | 4 |
2201 | I wouldn't take it too seriously. | 1.3113 | 0.05080 | 106 | 76 | 27 | 3 |
2202 | She's so full of herself tonight. | 1.3113 | 0.05080 | 106 | 76 | 27 | 3 |
2203 | Dear, I think this is the sign that the world might get better. | 1.3113 | 0.05254 | 106 | 77 | 25 | 4 |
2204 | Looks like old Sol knows something we don't know... | 1.3113 | 0.05080 | 106 | 76 | 27 | 3 |
2205 | Even the Heavens are smiling now that Biden is President. | 1.3113 | 0.05423 | 106 | 78 | 23 | 5 |
2206 | Now, he's just mocking us. | 1.3111 | 0.05619 | 90 | 65 | 22 | 3 |
2207 | That's the emoji phase of the moon | 1.3111 | 0.05155 | 90 | 63 | 26 | 1 |
2208 | I'd say this is about as socially distanced a date can get. | 1.3111 | 0.06250 | 90 | 68 | 16 | 6 |
2209 | I always said you’re prettiest girl on earth | 1.3111 | 0.05392 | 90 | 64 | 24 | 2 |
2210 | I think he's been drinking the same stuff we have. | 1.3111 | 0.05837 | 90 | 66 | 20 | 4 |
2211 | It’s 5:00 someplace” suddenly feels a little naughty. | 1.3111 | 0.05837 | 90 | 66 | 20 | 4 |
2212 | I told you ! With so much wine even the sun find your jokes funny!! | 1.3111 | 0.05837 | 90 | 66 | 20 | 4 |
2213 | Looks like the Man in the Moon is about to ask for your number. | 1.3108 | 0.06360 | 74 | 54 | 17 | 3 |
2214 | Is the man in the moon flirting with you or me? | 1.3107 | 0.05524 | 103 | 76 | 22 | 5 |
2215 | I get the feeling God was trying to get our attention this year. | 1.3107 | 0.05168 | 103 | 74 | 26 | 3 |
2216 | Was my howling that bad? | 1.3103 | 0.05736 | 87 | 63 | 21 | 3 |
2217 | Do you think he'll report us to Dr.Fauci? | 1.3103 | 0.06397 | 87 | 66 | 15 | 6 |
2218 | I got my eye on you | 1.3103 | 0.04961 | 116 | 84 | 28 | 4 |
2219 | I told you, it's a winky smiley face moon tonight. | 1.3103 | 0.06397 | 87 | 66 | 15 | 6 |
2220 | Has the LSD kicked in yet? | 1.3103 | 0.05110 | 116 | 85 | 26 | 5 |
2221 | I don't get it... the forecast said sleepy emoji | 1.3101 | 0.04772 | 129 | 94 | 30 | 5 |
2222 | Are we the only ones not in on this cosmic joke? | 1.3100 | 0.05631 | 100 | 74 | 21 | 5 |
2223 | This is all just a silly joke to you, isn't it? | 1.3100 | 0.05260 | 100 | 72 | 25 | 3 |
2224 | Even the heavens are telling us it’s going to be okay... | 1.3100 | 0.05979 | 100 | 76 | 17 | 7 |
2225 | I won't be getting a wink of sleep after this | 1.3100 | 0.05064 | 100 | 71 | 27 | 2 |
2226 | Looks like a smiley face balloon to me | 1.3097 | 0.05041 | 113 | 82 | 27 | 4 |
2227 | OMG...she likes us. | 1.3095 | 0.05611 | 84 | 60 | 22 | 2 |
2228 | Looks like the man in the moon has gone postmodern. | 1.3095 | 0.06101 | 84 | 62 | 18 | 4 |
2229 | He said something about a ménage a trois. | 1.3095 | 0.06101 | 84 | 62 | 18 | 4 |
2230 | Tomorrow is a full LOL moon. | 1.3093 | 0.05554 | 97 | 71 | 22 | 4 |
2231 | Is he flirting with you? | 1.3093 | 0.05554 | 97 | 71 | 22 | 4 |
2232 | Not what I would call awe-inspiring, Polly. | 1.3093 | 0.05928 | 97 | 73 | 18 | 6 |
2233 | I didn't expect the mountain moonrise to be so...emoji. | 1.3093 | 0.05554 | 97 | 71 | 22 | 4 |
2234 | Well, you said you were over the moon, but it looks like I may have misunderstood. | 1.3093 | 0.05928 | 97 | 73 | 18 | 6 |
2235 | That's pretty crude for a heavenly body. | 1.3093 | 0.05357 | 97 | 70 | 24 | 3 |
2236 | And we thought “super blood moon” was creepy. | 1.3093 | 0.05554 | 97 | 71 | 22 | 4 |
2237 | Oh,he was just kidding about 2020... | 1.3093 | 0.05357 | 97 | 70 | 24 | 3 |
2238 | I have no idea, but last night it was an eggplant | 1.3093 | 0.05357 | 97 | 70 | 24 | 3 |
2239 | Ugh, read the room. | 1.3091 | 0.05441 | 110 | 82 | 22 | 6 |
2240 | Must be the Moonshine! | 1.3089 | 0.05307 | 123 | 93 | 22 | 8 |
2241 | I guess the latest Moon update came with new emojis. | 1.3088 | 0.07335 | 68 | 52 | 11 | 5 |
2242 | This usually happens around the third glass of wine. | 1.3088 | 0.06375 | 68 | 49 | 17 | 2 |
2243 | It's an emoji from God! | 1.3086 | 0.05994 | 81 | 59 | 19 | 3 |
2244 | I love this new magic mushroom wine! | 1.3086 | 0.06489 | 81 | 61 | 15 | 5 |
2245 | I think he's had one too many..... | 1.3086 | 0.05731 | 81 | 58 | 21 | 2 |
2246 | Well, honey, we DID come out here to spice up our marriage.” | 1.3086 | 0.05994 | 81 | 59 | 19 | 3 |
2247 | Ah, a winking gibbous.” | 1.3085 | 0.05459 | 94 | 68 | 23 | 3 |
2248 | And you think the Mona Lisa's smile is enigmatic? | 1.3085 | 0.05459 | 94 | 68 | 23 | 3 |
2249 | Think I just got sexually harassed by a heavenly body. | 1.3085 | 0.06241 | 94 | 72 | 15 | 7 |
2250 | Gone.....with the wind! | 1.3085 | 0.05023 | 94 | 66 | 27 | 1 |
2251 | Wow, it's true. There really is no privacy anymore. | 1.3085 | 0.05459 | 94 | 68 | 23 | 3 |
2252 | Which one us do you think he's flirting with? | 1.3085 | 0.05459 | 94 | 68 | 23 | 3 |
2253 | “Sarcastic nature?” | 1.3085 | 0.05863 | 94 | 70 | 19 | 5 |
2254 | "The moon is not fully serious yet. | 1.3085 | 0.05863 | 94 | 70 | 19 | 5 |
2255 | Apparently, 4.5 billion is 18 in moon years. | 1.3085 | 0.05863 | 94 | 70 | 19 | 5 |
2256 | I can't manplaine this one. | 1.3085 | 0.05665 | 94 | 69 | 21 | 4 |
2257 | Who knew that cheese could wink. | 1.3084 | 0.05379 | 107 | 79 | 23 | 5 |
2258 | Is Amazon thinking about changing its logo? | 1.3084 | 0.05541 | 107 | 80 | 21 | 6 |
2259 | There’s mischief afoot on his dark side. | 1.3084 | 0.05213 | 107 | 78 | 25 | 4 |
2260 | He’s definitely a “glass is half full” kinda guy. | 1.3084 | 0.05213 | 107 | 78 | 25 | 4 |
2261 | I was hoping we’d finally have some time alone.... | 1.3084 | 0.05213 | 107 | 78 | 25 | 4 |
2262 | Huh, I guess that old song is true, moonlight does feel right. | 1.3084 | 0.05213 | 107 | 78 | 25 | 4 |
2263 | He just found out Trump canceled his trip to the moon! | 1.3083 | 0.05131 | 120 | 89 | 25 | 6 |
2264 | Never should have sold it to Facebook. | 1.3077 | 0.05647 | 104 | 78 | 20 | 6 |
2265 | I was hoping for a romantic night alone, just the two of us. | 1.3077 | 0.05343 | 91 | 65 | 24 | 2 |
2266 | Finish your drinks. It’s safe to go home now. | 1.3077 | 0.06657 | 78 | 59 | 14 | 5 |
2267 | He's giving us permission to do something! But what?!?! | 1.3077 | 0.05567 | 91 | 66 | 22 | 3 |
2268 | It's glitching again Roger | 1.3077 | 0.05216 | 117 | 87 | 24 | 6 |
2269 | How romantic...an emoji moon! | 1.3077 | 0.05782 | 91 | 67 | 20 | 4 |
2270 | Why is he so happy? Does he think America is great again? | 1.3077 | 0.07247 | 65 | 49 | 12 | 4 |
2271 | Judging by the sun, it’s 5:00 somewhere | 1.3077 | 0.06657 | 78 | 59 | 14 | 5 |
2272 | Now, that's a shame. With his audience, you'd think he'd have better material. | 1.3077 | 0.05647 | 104 | 78 | 20 | 6 |
2273 | I guess the universe is benevolent | 1.3077 | 0.05859 | 78 | 56 | 20 | 2 |
2274 | I’m OVER this moon. | 1.3077 | 0.05127 | 104 | 75 | 26 | 3 |
2275 | It’s that ole devil moon,again. | 1.3077 | 0.06402 | 78 | 58 | 16 | 4 |
2276 | The moon is trying to tell us how happy she is that Trump is gone. | 1.3077 | 0.06657 | 78 | 59 | 14 | 5 |
2277 | How did Bernie get up there? | 1.3077 | 0.06907 | 65 | 48 | 14 | 3 |
2278 | I see the emoonji is waning. | 1.3077 | 0.05647 | 104 | 78 | 20 | 6 |
2279 | Isn’t she too old to be using emojis? | 1.3077 | 0.05479 | 104 | 77 | 22 | 5 |
2280 | Looks like we just made it for happy hour. | 1.3077 | 0.06136 | 78 | 57 | 18 | 3 |
2281 | The sun setting on the Trump administration. | 1.3077 | 0.06657 | 78 | 59 | 14 | 5 |
2282 | Nice to see the Woman in the Moon tonight. | 1.3071 | 0.04810 | 127 | 93 | 29 | 5 |
2283 | Who's your wine dealer? | 1.3071 | 0.05185 | 127 | 96 | 23 | 8 |
2284 | Emoji unleashed. | 1.3070 | 0.05305 | 114 | 85 | 23 | 6 |
2285 | They predicted rain followed by LOL. | 1.3070 | 0.05157 | 114 | 84 | 25 | 5 |
2286 | He’s saying he wants to reveal his dark side. | 1.3069 | 0.05217 | 101 | 73 | 25 | 3 |
2287 | I believe he’s telling us what we want to hear, whatever that is. | 1.3069 | 0.05758 | 101 | 76 | 19 | 6 |
2288 | Those heavenly bodies know things they're not telling us. | 1.3069 | 0.05023 | 101 | 72 | 27 | 2 |
2289 | Wow. We really are drunk aren't we! | 1.3069 | 0.05927 | 101 | 77 | 17 | 7 |
2290 | How does the moon know that it's our third date? | 1.3068 | 0.06334 | 88 | 67 | 15 | 6 |
2291 | February. Lovers' Moon. Happy Valentine's Day! | 1.3068 | 0.05682 | 88 | 64 | 21 | 3 |
2292 | I bet he has gotten his shot | 1.3068 | 0.06124 | 88 | 66 | 17 | 5 |
2293 | I'm sure, Grace, that no one is aware that we're meeting behind our spouses' backs. | 1.3068 | 0.06124 | 88 | 66 | 17 | 5 |
2294 | You best believe ;) | 1.3068 | 0.06537 | 88 | 68 | 13 | 7 |
2295 | Think I must have grabbed a bottle of homemade sanitizer instead of the organic wine again. | 1.3068 | 0.05907 | 88 | 65 | 19 | 4 |
2296 | I know it looks like the moon, but... | 1.3068 | 0.05202 | 88 | 62 | 25 | 1 |
2297 | Well, this is emojional | 1.3067 | 0.06288 | 75 | 55 | 17 | 3 |
2298 | The moon is into its flirting phase! | 1.3067 | 0.06569 | 75 | 56 | 15 | 4 |
2299 | This is a lot of pressure for a first date. | 1.3067 | 0.06837 | 75 | 57 | 13 | 5 |
2300 | The Abyss isn't meant to wink back at you like that. | 1.3063 | 0.05694 | 111 | 85 | 18 | 8 |
2301 | Uh, if you’ll excuse us I think we have something to discuss in private. | 1.3063 | 0.05245 | 111 | 82 | 24 | 5 |
2302 | On the whole, I preferred the Northern Lights | 1.3063 | 0.05245 | 111 | 82 | 24 | 5 |
2303 | Trust me on this. That Cabernet needs to breathe a little more. | 1.3063 | 0.04922 | 111 | 80 | 28 | 3 |
2304 | If it nods too, I'm on the wagon." "And didn't Geo Booth do this better?" | 1.3061 | 0.05876 | 98 | 74 | 18 | 6 |
2305 | No, I am not into a ménage à trois. | 1.3061 | 0.05876 | 98 | 74 | 18 | 6 |
2306 | My sister claims that if you squint just right, you can see a face, but I can't quite get there. | 1.3061 | 0.05876 | 98 | 74 | 18 | 6 |
2307 | Will you look at that! Hank Aaron finally hit the moon in the eye, with a big pizza pie! | 1.3061 | 0.05876 | 98 | 74 | 18 | 6 |
2308 | I told you we have been watching too much Teletubbies | 1.3061 | 0.05506 | 98 | 72 | 22 | 4 |
2309 | I bet she does that to everybody | 1.3061 | 0.05109 | 98 | 70 | 26 | 2 |
2310 | Is it the wine, or is the man in the moon hitting on you? Josh G, Reno NV. | 1.3059 | 0.06268 | 85 | 64 | 16 | 5 |
2311 | Well now, there! If that doesn’t validate that you’ve still got ‘it,’ what will? | 1.3059 | 0.05803 | 85 | 62 | 20 | 3 |
2312 | A second full moon in a February leap year is called an Emoji Moon,but I don't really know why. | 1.3059 | 0.06905 | 85 | 67 | 10 | 8 |
2313 | I think it translates... tonight's the night. | 1.3059 | 0.06040 | 85 | 63 | 18 | 4 |
2314 | Now I’d rather see his dark side. | 1.3059 | 0.05803 | 85 | 62 | 20 | 3 |
2315 | Do you really think planet Earth is in on it? | 1.3059 | 0.05557 | 85 | 61 | 22 | 2 |
2316 | It’s the dawn of the digital age. | 1.3059 | 0.05803 | 85 | 62 | 20 | 3 |
2317 | Let's not get on his dark side. | 1.3059 | 0.06040 | 85 | 63 | 18 | 4 |
2318 | Something tells me we shouldn’t bet our bottom dollar, Larry. | 1.3059 | 0.05803 | 85 | 62 | 20 | 3 |
2319 | Hey, we always knew it was a joke, right? | 1.3058 | 0.04817 | 121 | 88 | 29 | 4 |
2320 | The expanding hole in the ozone layer has changed him into a sarcastic jerk. | 1.3056 | 0.05497 | 108 | 81 | 21 | 6 |
2321 | You just can’t escape these emojis—they’re EVERYwhere! | 1.3056 | 0.06748 | 72 | 54 | 14 | 4 |
2322 | What is it you want Mary? You want the moon? Well, it looks like you've already had the moon... | 1.3056 | 0.07032 | 72 | 55 | 12 | 5 |
2323 | Facebook went too far- | 1.3056 | 0.05172 | 108 | 79 | 25 | 4 |
2324 | Maybe China did more than take samples! | 1.3056 | 0.05337 | 108 | 80 | 23 | 5 |
2325 | I have a complicated relationship with God. | 1.3056 | 0.05002 | 108 | 78 | 27 | 3 |
2326 | I heard the artist put this one up for the caption competition because it's literally uncaptionable | 1.3056 | 0.05172 | 108 | 79 | 25 | 4 |
2327 | The sun also surprises. | 1.3053 | 0.05810 | 95 | 71 | 19 | 5 |
2328 | Sunny days are ahead... trust me... | 1.3053 | 0.05200 | 95 | 68 | 25 | 2 |
2329 | I suppose it's because it's always wine at sundown somewhere. | 1.3053 | 0.05411 | 95 | 69 | 23 | 3 |
2330 | Oh oh, the Man in the Moon is flirting with one of us but which one? | 1.3053 | 0.05810 | 95 | 71 | 19 | 5 |
2331 | Did the sun just wink at me?” “You think everything is about you, Tom. | 1.3053 | 0.05411 | 95 | 69 | 23 | 3 |
2332 | This path is usually quiet, but you can only see the smug side of the moon. | 1.3053 | 0.05411 | 95 | 69 | 23 | 3 |
2333 | Wow—China’s really just rubbing it in our faces now with those moon missions. | 1.3053 | 0.05810 | 95 | 71 | 19 | 5 |
2334 | Is it a good omen, or just the wine? | 1.3049 | 0.06181 | 82 | 61 | 17 | 4 |
2335 | Which mushrooms did you ferment? | 1.3049 | 0.05933 | 82 | 60 | 19 | 3 |
2336 | Oh my god, how did Elon Musk get The Moon to wink at us? | 1.3049 | 0.06420 | 82 | 62 | 15 | 5 |
2337 | He's smiling and I didn't even say cheese | 1.3049 | 0.06181 | 82 | 61 | 17 | 4 |
2338 | It always feels like someone’s watching us here. | 1.3049 | 0.05401 | 82 | 58 | 23 | 1 |
2339 | Can’t believe this is happening again. | 1.3049 | 0.05673 | 82 | 59 | 21 | 2 |
2340 | The Universe has plans for you. | 1.3048 | 0.05434 | 105 | 78 | 22 | 5 |
2341 | I’m suddenly feeling a bit pressured. How about you? | 1.3048 | 0.05263 | 105 | 77 | 24 | 4 |
2342 | You know, the moon only gets this full of itself once every fifteen years. | 1.3048 | 0.05086 | 105 | 76 | 26 | 3 |
2343 | I’ve definitely had too much to drink. I’m hallucinating that we’re allowed to see each other again and not stuck communicating by text message. | 1.3048 | 0.05263 | 105 | 77 | 24 | 4 |
2344 | It may still be unidentified, but at least it looks friendly." | 1.3048 | 0.05434 | 105 | 78 | 22 | 5 |
2345 | Mae, I think either that we have been in the mountains too long of that we have had too much wine | 1.3043 | 0.04967 | 115 | 84 | 27 | 4 |
2346 | Nope, I am not coming up tomorrow | 1.3043 | 0.05517 | 92 | 67 | 22 | 3 |
2347 | I mean, as long as we're three consenting adults... | 1.3043 | 0.05729 | 92 | 68 | 20 | 4 |
2348 | I prefer smiley phase | 1.3043 | 0.04967 | 115 | 84 | 27 | 4 |
2349 | Now even Mother Nature is using emojis... | 1.3039 | 0.05536 | 102 | 76 | 21 | 5 |
2350 | Actually, I don't find the smile all that contagious. | 1.3039 | 0.05536 | 102 | 76 | 21 | 5 |
2351 | I miss the old smiley-face emoji. | 1.3039 | 0.05174 | 102 | 74 | 25 | 3 |
2352 | I think he's coming on yo you! | 1.3039 | 0.05358 | 102 | 75 | 23 | 4 |
2353 | Do we wink back now? | 1.3039 | 0.05877 | 102 | 78 | 17 | 7 |
2354 | He's looking at me, not you. Still got it. | 1.3039 | 0.05174 | 102 | 74 | 25 | 3 |
2355 | I’ve been ignoring his texts. | 1.3039 | 0.05536 | 102 | 76 | 21 | 5 |
2356 | I think we're spending too much time on our phones. | 1.3038 | 0.06071 | 79 | 58 | 18 | 3 |
2357 | I know I said I would work on my jealousy, but... | 1.3038 | 0.06332 | 79 | 59 | 16 | 4 |
2358 | Is there anyone you don’t flirt with? | 1.3038 | 0.06332 | 79 | 59 | 16 | 4 |
2359 | Leave it to China to prove that theirs was not a faked landing. | 1.3038 | 0.05797 | 79 | 57 | 20 | 2 |
2360 | Fellin fine sippin moonshine | 1.3036 | 0.05505 | 112 | 85 | 20 | 7 |
2361 | I’m staring directly into the fucking sun. | 1.3036 | 0.05357 | 112 | 84 | 22 | 6 |
2362 | We came here to unplug and mother-frickin-nature is sending emojis! | 1.3036 | 0.05205 | 112 | 83 | 24 | 5 |
2363 | Who has been playing with a magic marker? | 1.3036 | 0.06062 | 112 | 89 | 12 | 11 |
2364 | I remember when skywriting was smoky cursive from a biplane. | 1.3036 | 0.05649 | 112 | 86 | 18 | 8 |
2365 | Okay, that was not funny. That was a long four years. | 1.3036 | 0.05357 | 112 | 84 | 22 | 6 |
2366 | I thought you said waning. | 1.3034 | 0.05628 | 89 | 65 | 21 | 3 |
2367 | So is he just another friend of yours from high school too? | 1.3034 | 0.06065 | 89 | 67 | 17 | 5 |
2368 | hang in there folks, just one more sleep until inauguration day | 1.3034 | 0.06065 | 89 | 67 | 17 | 5 |
2369 | Ok, time to cut back on the drinking! | 1.3033 | 0.04923 | 122 | 90 | 27 | 5 |
2370 | Maybe it's the wine, but is the moon flirting with me? | 1.3030 | 0.05266 | 99 | 72 | 24 | 3 |
2371 | This must be the sunny side of life. | 1.3030 | 0.05644 | 99 | 74 | 20 | 5 |
2372 | She's my SISTER! | 1.3030 | 0.05644 | 99 | 74 | 20 | 5 |
2373 | Either the moon is winking at me or he has stardust in his eyes! | 1.3030 | 0.05644 | 99 | 74 | 20 | 5 |
2374 | No, dear, not a lunatic. It has a lunar tick. | 1.3030 | 0.05998 | 99 | 76 | 16 | 7 |
2375 | He misunderstood when I said, "I love you to the moon and back". | 1.3030 | 0.05644 | 99 | 74 | 20 | 5 |
2376 | Wow, even the universe is using emojis now. | 1.3030 | 0.05824 | 99 | 75 | 18 | 6 |
2377 | What did you put in these drinks anyway? | 1.3030 | 0.05644 | 99 | 74 | 20 | 5 |
2378 | Yeah, I guess I saw that coming | 1.3030 | 0.05266 | 99 | 72 | 24 | 3 |
2379 | I haven’t seen that emoji before. | 1.3028 | 0.04964 | 109 | 79 | 27 | 3 |
2380 | At least it’s not a moon. | 1.3028 | 0.05295 | 109 | 81 | 23 | 5 |
2381 | He loves it when the stars align! | 1.3028 | 0.05132 | 109 | 80 | 25 | 4 |
2382 | There must be something in this tea because I swear the moon just winked at me. | 1.3026 | 0.06494 | 76 | 57 | 15 | 4 |
2383 | This month, its definitely not a Blue Moon. | 1.3025 | 0.05000 | 119 | 88 | 26 | 5 |
2384 | Goodnight Moon, huh? I see how it is. | 1.3025 | 0.04856 | 119 | 87 | 28 | 4 |
2385 | You have nothing to be jealous about, I promise. We never even kissed. | 1.3025 | 0.05000 | 119 | 88 | 26 | 5 |
2386 | Look at that smile...kinda makes me think the Man in the Moon just got laid. | 1.3023 | 0.06421 | 86 | 66 | 14 | 6 |
2387 | I expected a little more gravitas. | 1.3023 | 0.05747 | 86 | 63 | 20 | 3 |
2388 | I still prefer the old analog sun. | 1.3023 | 0.05747 | 86 | 63 | 20 | 3 |
2389 | If you think this is weird, you should seen her when she’s waning. | 1.3023 | 0.05747 | 86 | 63 | 20 | 3 |
2390 | Maybe we shouldn't have tried those mushrooms we found on the trail | 1.3021 | 0.05946 | 96 | 73 | 17 | 6 |
2391 | That means he knows we’ve been having more sex. | 1.3021 | 0.05364 | 96 | 70 | 23 | 3 |
2392 | I’m feeling a little inadequate, if that’s the man on the moon coming on to you Beth | 1.3021 | 0.05758 | 96 | 72 | 19 | 5 |
2393 | What did you put in our drinks! | 1.3021 | 0.05946 | 96 | 73 | 17 | 6 |
2394 | The Moon even knows! | 1.3021 | 0.05946 | 96 | 73 | 17 | 6 |
2395 | Adjusting to the transition even gives the moon fits. | 1.3021 | 0.05758 | 96 | 72 | 19 | 5 |
2396 | Now I know why they call this stuff “moonshine.” | 1.3021 | 0.05364 | 96 | 70 | 23 | 3 |
2397 | Did you just say 'Here's looking at you, kiddo!' to Dr. Biden? | 1.3021 | 0.05758 | 96 | 72 | 19 | 5 |
2398 | Maybe we should stop drinking? | 1.3021 | 0.05565 | 96 | 71 | 21 | 4 |
2399 | He looks good now. I don't ever want to see the day he feels blue. | 1.3019 | 0.05555 | 106 | 80 | 20 | 6 |
2400 | Do you think Neil Armstrong spilled the beans? | 1.3019 | 0.05390 | 106 | 79 | 22 | 5 |
2401 | My faith in humanity has waned. | 1.3019 | 0.05046 | 106 | 77 | 26 | 3 |
2402 | Felicity, when you invited me over to see a winking moon this wasn't what I was expecting!" | 1.3017 | 0.05368 | 116 | 88 | 21 | 7 |
2403 | With less pollution, it is amazing all the details we now see | 1.3016 | 0.07379 | 63 | 48 | 11 | 4 |
2404 | I could have sworn that emjoi just mooned me. | 1.3014 | 0.06071 | 73 | 53 | 18 | 2 |
2405 | I just love the harvest emoticon. | 1.3014 | 0.06376 | 73 | 54 | 16 | 3 |
2406 | Apparently, the moon landing was successful. | 1.3014 | 0.06376 | 73 | 54 | 16 | 3 |
2407 | This time something hit the moons eye | 1.3014 | 0.06668 | 73 | 55 | 14 | 4 |
2408 | Think the man in the moon had a little too much wine too... | 1.3012 | 0.05617 | 83 | 60 | 21 | 2 |
2409 | Oops! He's winking! I'm out of here!! | 1.3012 | 0.06117 | 83 | 62 | 17 | 4 |
2410 | I see a good moon rising. | 1.3012 | 0.05617 | 83 | 60 | 21 | 2 |
2411 | I'm pretty sure he's saying it's ok if we have sex. | 1.3012 | 0.05872 | 83 | 61 | 19 | 3 |
2412 | Do you feel like someone's watching us? | 1.3012 | 0.06580 | 83 | 64 | 13 | 6 |
2413 | Do you think the joke's on us? | 1.3011 | 0.05467 | 93 | 68 | 22 | 3 |
2414 | But if you try to take a picture it’s still just a dot. | 1.3011 | 0.05677 | 93 | 69 | 20 | 4 |
2415 | Isn’t that the same moon you were with last night ? | 1.3011 | 0.05467 | 93 | 68 | 22 | 3 |
2416 | Do you think he winks are everyone...or just us? | 1.3011 | 0.05467 | 93 | 68 | 22 | 3 |
2417 | Is this... amore? | 1.3011 | 0.06264 | 93 | 72 | 14 | 7 |
2418 | I’m looking forward to next month’s ever so silly tongue sticking out moon. | 1.3011 | 0.05677 | 93 | 69 | 20 | 4 |
2419 | Even though I’m dating some new, I still see her emojis everywhere I look | 1.3011 | 0.05677 | 93 | 69 | 20 | 4 |
2420 | We’re busted. He can tell it’s white Zinfandel from 238,900 miles away. | 1.3011 | 0.06074 | 93 | 71 | 16 | 6 |
2421 | I may lay off the micro dosing now that Trump has left the White House | 1.3011 | 0.05467 | 93 | 68 | 22 | 3 |
2422 | Always makes a fool of himself when he drinks. | 1.3010 | 0.05490 | 103 | 77 | 21 | 5 |
2423 | Those mushrooms we picked earlier... you sure they were safe? | 1.3010 | 0.05314 | 103 | 76 | 23 | 4 |
2424 | So, he winks when he’s full | 1.3010 | 0.05827 | 103 | 79 | 17 | 7 |
2425 | I'm suddenly in the mood for pizza and beer. | 1.3009 | 0.05166 | 113 | 84 | 24 | 5 |
2426 | I get the feeling I’m the only one not in on the joke. | 1.3000 | 0.05795 | 90 | 67 | 19 | 4 |
2427 | we've been staring at computer screens too long. | 1.3000 | 0.05795 | 90 | 67 | 19 | 4 |
2428 | That’s not Jackie Gleason. | 1.3000 | 0.06211 | 90 | 69 | 15 | 6 |
2429 | That really is a new moon! | 1.3000 | 0.06222 | 70 | 51 | 17 | 2 |
2430 | John am I drunk or is the moon hitting on me. Don't be silly Sarah...I'm obviously the one being hit on. | 1.3000 | 0.05500 | 120 | 93 | 18 | 9 |
2431 | Organic wine hits different. | 1.3000 | 0.05412 | 100 | 74 | 22 | 4 |
2432 | Do you have a feeling we're being watched? | 1.3000 | 0.05093 | 110 | 81 | 25 | 4 |
2433 | Do you believe in signs? | 1.3000 | 0.05025 | 100 | 72 | 26 | 2 |
2434 | Full Emojis are so romantic. | 1.3000 | 0.04926 | 110 | 80 | 27 | 3 |
2435 | I guess I am not the first with this idea. | 1.3000 | 0.05254 | 110 | 82 | 23 | 5 |
2436 | I think the Man in the Moon is getting lucky tonight! | 1.3000 | 0.05596 | 100 | 75 | 20 | 5 |
2437 | Did walmart buy the sky too? | 1.3000 | 0.05795 | 90 | 67 | 19 | 4 |
2438 | Great! It’s still happy hour | 1.3000 | 0.05575 | 90 | 66 | 21 | 3 |
2439 | As your friend, I think you can do better. He seems a little too full of himself. | 1.3000 | 0.05795 | 90 | 67 | 19 | 4 |
2440 | Do you think he knows we’re drinking moonshine? | 1.3000 | 0.06222 | 70 | 51 | 17 | 2 |
2441 | I think he approves of our hiking gear. | 1.3000 | 0.06512 | 80 | 61 | 14 | 5 |
2442 | But what kind of wink is it? | 1.3000 | 0.05222 | 100 | 73 | 24 | 3 |
2443 | December 31st 2019 | 1.3000 | 0.06007 | 90 | 68 | 17 | 5 |
2444 | Just when we thought things were back to normal... | 1.3000 | 0.05254 | 110 | 82 | 23 | 5 |
2445 | How much did you put in the tea, Dear? | 1.3000 | 0.06751 | 80 | 62 | 12 | 6 |
2446 | - I think he is posing for a new emoji | 1.2991 | 0.05465 | 117 | 90 | 19 | 8 |
2447 | This optimism for Biden is a force to reckon with. | 1.2991 | 0.05347 | 107 | 80 | 22 | 5 |
2448 | Wow, on the eve of the inauguration, even the man in the moon seems happier. | 1.2991 | 0.05667 | 107 | 82 | 18 | 7 |
2449 | That is so 2020. | 1.2991 | 0.05347 | 107 | 80 | 22 | 5 |
2450 | Is he winking because it’s the beginning or the end? | 1.2991 | 0.04641 | 107 | 76 | 30 | 1 |
2451 | What a cheese ball. | 1.2991 | 0.05180 | 107 | 79 | 24 | 4 |
2452 | And this is where I like to be alone | 1.2991 | 0.04827 | 107 | 77 | 28 | 2 |
2453 | It’s only emoji moon..... | 1.2990 | 0.05516 | 97 | 72 | 21 | 4 |
2454 | Kinda sassy, dear. Let's moon 'em! | 1.2990 | 0.05892 | 97 | 74 | 17 | 6 |
2455 | Y’all can do your thang, I won’t watch... much. ;) | 1.2990 | 0.05317 | 97 | 71 | 23 | 3 |
2456 | The sun will come up tomorrow" Sure, but after the last 4 years, are you absolutely sure | 1.2990 | 0.06072 | 97 | 75 | 15 | 7 |
2457 | It’s crazy that people used to believe the sun was a semicolon and right parenthesis. | 1.2990 | 0.05516 | 97 | 72 | 21 | 4 |
2458 | Honestly, I’m just glad He didn’t send another eggplant emoji. | 1.2989 | 0.05921 | 87 | 65 | 18 | 4 |
2459 | Everybody's a comedian | 1.2989 | 0.04936 | 87 | 61 | 26 | 0 |
2460 | I think the edibles are kicking in. | 1.2989 | 0.06356 | 87 | 67 | 14 | 6 |
2461 | I always thought it was a 'waning' moon." | 1.2989 | 0.05921 | 87 | 65 | 18 | 4 |
2462 | My drone projector had to fly some distance for this. | 1.2989 | 0.05691 | 87 | 64 | 20 | 3 |
2463 | Well, I did warn you about Mom's moonshine recipe. | 1.2989 | 0.06356 | 87 | 67 | 14 | 6 |
2464 | The full-bodied red is fine...the full-of-itself moon I could do without. | 1.2989 | 0.06143 | 87 | 66 | 16 | 5 |
2465 | It is quite a rare phenomenon to catch the 'Dryish January Moon' at its peak' let's toast | 1.2989 | 0.05691 | 87 | 64 | 20 | 3 |
2466 | I was going to propose, but now I feel uncomfortable. | 1.2987 | 0.06682 | 77 | 59 | 13 | 5 |
2467 | I thought you said it was going to be just the two of us. | 1.2987 | 0.06421 | 77 | 58 | 15 | 4 |
2468 | So, is the Winking Face Phase before or after ROFL Phase? | 1.2987 | 0.06682 | 77 | 59 | 13 | 5 |
2469 | I don't care what you think, there's still something disconcerting about it. | 1.2987 | 0.06421 | 77 | 58 | 15 | 4 |
2470 | Sure, allow private space travel to the moon, they said. What could go wrong? | 1.2987 | 0.06149 | 77 | 57 | 17 | 3 |
2471 | Sweetheart, we made it happen tonight | 1.2987 | 0.06149 | 77 | 57 | 17 | 3 |
2472 | I told you this drink brings their best version out of everyone | 1.2987 | 0.05865 | 77 | 56 | 19 | 2 |
2473 | What; no drink for me? | 1.2984 | 0.05119 | 124 | 94 | 23 | 7 |
2474 | Do you ever think we might be living in a simulation? | 1.2981 | 0.05271 | 104 | 77 | 23 | 4 |
2475 | The Chinese did it. | 1.2981 | 0.05445 | 104 | 78 | 21 | 5 |
2476 | Don't look now, but I think he's checking you out. | 1.2981 | 0.05445 | 104 | 78 | 21 | 5 |
2477 | And that’s where the ;) emoji comes from, the mighty moon | 1.2981 | 0.05445 | 104 | 78 | 21 | 5 |
2478 | These emoji updates are getting outta hand | 1.2981 | 0.05271 | 104 | 77 | 23 | 4 |
2479 | He hasn’t stopped doing that since he took an asteroid for us in 2020. | 1.2981 | 0.05778 | 104 | 80 | 17 | 7 |
2480 | Well I guess that nixes the Green Cheese Theory. | 1.2979 | 0.05825 | 94 | 71 | 18 | 5 |
2481 | I'd have to say luv, she looks like a very cheeky pizza pie. | 1.2979 | 0.05825 | 94 | 71 | 18 | 5 |
2482 | Ah,the extremely rare Winky Moon is on full display tonight. | 1.2979 | 0.06018 | 94 | 72 | 16 | 6 |
2483 | Maybe I'm just gettin old, but I'm so nostalgic for the old moon. | 1.2979 | 0.06205 | 94 | 73 | 14 | 7 |
2484 | Don't be fooled. I saw one like that this time last year and you see how THAT turned out. | 1.2979 | 0.05825 | 94 | 71 | 18 | 5 |
2485 | Man, the ad budget for the 'Emoji Movie' sequel is out of control. | 1.2979 | 0.05825 | 94 | 71 | 18 | 5 |
2486 | Hey! What's with that wink? Is there something going on between you two? | 1.2979 | 0.05418 | 94 | 69 | 22 | 3 |
2487 | He's winking. No, I think he has something in his eye. No, he's definitely winking. Well, that's just creepy. | 1.2979 | 0.05825 | 94 | 71 | 18 | 5 |
2488 | Your phone’s screen is enormous! | 1.2979 | 0.05625 | 94 | 70 | 20 | 4 |
2489 | Is that wink benevolent or malevolent? | 1.2979 | 0.04978 | 94 | 67 | 26 | 1 |
2490 | Of course he’s smiling. It’s happy hour. | 1.2979 | 0.05625 | 94 | 70 | 20 | 4 |
2491 | I think this month it's called the Nudge Nudge moon. | 1.2979 | 0.05825 | 94 | 71 | 18 | 5 |
2492 | Sorry, Gladys. This isn’t Moonstruck and you’re NOT Cher. | 1.2979 | 0.05625 | 94 | 70 | 20 | 4 |
2493 | It could be the wine and the altitude talking, but I think he's flirting with you. | 1.2979 | 0.05202 | 94 | 68 | 24 | 2 |
2494 | Uh, I guess happy hour just hit a new high. | 1.2976 | 0.05813 | 84 | 62 | 19 | 3 |
2495 | He must know something we don’t | 1.2976 | 0.06511 | 84 | 65 | 13 | 6 |
2496 | That's the most beautiful semi-colon and end parenthesis I've ever seen. | 1.2976 | 0.06287 | 84 | 64 | 15 | 5 |
2497 | Look! Even the Moon knows that 2020 was a bad joke. | 1.2976 | 0.05561 | 84 | 61 | 21 | 2 |
2498 | I think the Ayahuasca is kicking in. | 1.2975 | 0.04491 | 121 | 87 | 32 | 2 |
2499 | I think it's going to take more than one night away to fix our screen time problem. | 1.2973 | 0.06865 | 74 | 57 | 12 | 5 |
2500 | According to our lawyers, it is okay if we sing “when the moon seems to wink like you had too much to drink that’s amour”. It has to be off key though. | 1.2973 | 0.06590 | 74 | 56 | 14 | 4 |
2501 | He thinks he's so clever to have thought of the term emoonji. | 1.2973 | 0.06303 | 74 | 55 | 16 | 3 |
2502 | My favorite, an emoji moon" | 1.2973 | 0.06303 | 74 | 55 | 16 | 3 |
2503 | If it sends me another kiss I swear to God i’m leaving. | 1.2973 | 0.06590 | 74 | 56 | 14 | 4 |
2504 | Are you sure you want to be romanced under the moonlight? | 1.2973 | 0.05368 | 111 | 84 | 21 | 6 |
2505 | Somebody's had too much to wink. | 1.2973 | 0.05808 | 111 | 87 | 15 | 9 |
2506 | Moon me.” - the moon ;) | 1.2973 | 0.06303 | 74 | 55 | 16 | 3 |
2507 | I don't know that a full moon should be so insolent. | 1.2970 | 0.05548 | 101 | 76 | 20 | 5 |
2508 | We definitely had too much to drink. | 1.2970 | 0.05548 | 101 | 76 | 20 | 5 |
2509 | Here's to ya | 1.2970 | 0.05548 | 101 | 76 | 20 | 5 |
2510 | See, God has a sense of humor. | 1.2970 | 0.05548 | 101 | 76 | 20 | 5 |
2511 | I was more comfortable before I realized it was watching us. | 1.2970 | 0.04984 | 101 | 73 | 26 | 2 |
2512 | I've never seen her before in my life! | 1.2970 | 0.05548 | 101 | 76 | 20 | 5 |
2513 | The right eye isn't available in your country👁️❌ | 1.2969 | 0.04486 | 128 | 93 | 32 | 3 |
2514 | Oh, that's right! Today was April first! | 1.2967 | 0.05741 | 91 | 68 | 19 | 4 |
2515 | He needs to do more than that to make me happy when skies are gray. | 1.2967 | 0.06151 | 91 | 70 | 15 | 6 |
2516 | The moon is waxing fresh tonight. | 1.2967 | 0.06151 | 91 | 70 | 15 | 6 |
2517 | good luck earth, moon will always be around | 1.2967 | 0.05949 | 91 | 69 | 17 | 5 |
2518 | You're right being drunk makes it less scary. | 1.2967 | 0.05298 | 91 | 66 | 23 | 2 |
2519 | Is it my imagination, or is the man in the moon winking at you? | 1.2967 | 0.05949 | 91 | 69 | 17 | 5 |
2520 | I knew I shouldn't have said anything to Mom. | 1.2967 | 0.06151 | 91 | 70 | 15 | 6 |
2521 | Is that wink for you or me? | 1.2967 | 0.05524 | 91 | 67 | 21 | 3 |
2522 | And this year, on January 20, it’s the “we-got-this” full moon. | 1.2967 | 0.06151 | 91 | 70 | 15 | 6 |
2523 | Hey guys, let’s talk about the flat earth theory. | 1.2967 | 0.06151 | 91 | 70 | 15 | 6 |
2524 | Have you ever considered an open relationship? | 1.2967 | 0.05949 | 91 | 69 | 17 | 5 |
2525 | Honey, when you wished our son would get in touch did you check the spelling? | 1.2967 | 0.05524 | 91 | 67 | 21 | 3 |
2526 | I’ll be back tomorrow, promise! | 1.2967 | 0.05949 | 91 | 69 | 17 | 5 |
2527 | Is he flirting or is it just something in his eye? | 1.2963 | 0.06197 | 81 | 61 | 16 | 4 |
2528 | Yes, sure I love you to the moon and back. | 1.2963 | 0.05305 | 108 | 81 | 22 | 5 |
2529 | I'm just going to assume someone dosed our wine. | 1.2963 | 0.05943 | 81 | 60 | 18 | 3 |
2530 | Now who's the crazy lunatic? | 1.2963 | 0.05943 | 81 | 60 | 18 | 3 |
2531 | I think he’s on to us” | 1.2963 | 0.06197 | 81 | 61 | 16 | 4 |
2532 | Good sign for post Trump future! | 1.2963 | 0.05622 | 108 | 83 | 18 | 7 |
2533 | That’s some waxing moon. | 1.2963 | 0.05305 | 108 | 81 | 22 | 5 |
2534 | Hmmm, what’s the difference between being facetious and being sarcastic? | 1.2963 | 0.05305 | 108 | 81 | 22 | 5 |
2535 | That's a little more subtle than a big pizza pie, but I'll take it. | 1.2963 | 0.05465 | 108 | 82 | 20 | 6 |
2536 | If winking moon the clouds enshroud, is thinking aloud allowed?" — Merlot Pino | 1.2963 | 0.06442 | 81 | 62 | 14 | 5 |
2537 | You WOULD think he’s winking at YOU! | 1.2963 | 0.06197 | 81 | 61 | 16 | 4 |
2538 | We have to stop drinking ! | 1.2963 | 0.05465 | 108 | 82 | 20 | 6 |
2539 | I'm the Man in the Moon,it's June,so where's the Spoon???? | 1.2963 | 0.06197 | 81 | 61 | 16 | 4 |
2540 | Don’t worry honey. He’s more than 6 feet away, he doesn’t need a mask. | 1.2963 | 0.05943 | 81 | 60 | 18 | 3 |
2541 | Does he know we’re not actually going to bathe in the moonlight? | 1.2963 | 0.05622 | 108 | 83 | 18 | 7 |
2542 | Wonder what he did to the old man. | 1.2960 | 0.04823 | 125 | 93 | 27 | 5 |
2543 | When you said this wine was strong, you weren't kidding. | 1.2959 | 0.05272 | 98 | 72 | 23 | 3 |
2544 | When did Amazon buy the moon? | 1.2959 | 0.05840 | 98 | 75 | 17 | 6 |
2545 | I'm a little concerned. He blew a kiss at me last night. | 1.2959 | 0.05468 | 98 | 73 | 21 | 4 |
2546 | Check out that guy eying you from across the galaxy. | 1.2959 | 0.05657 | 98 | 74 | 19 | 5 |
2547 | Yes it's true, He's GONE!! | 1.2959 | 0.05468 | 98 | 73 | 21 | 4 |
2548 | First his logo was a bat and now it’s a winky face... do you think Batman is trolling us? | 1.2959 | 0.05272 | 98 | 72 | 23 | 3 |
2549 | When you said you wanted a honeymoon, I thought you meant with me. | 1.2957 | 0.04937 | 115 | 85 | 26 | 4 |
2550 | Do you have your phone? | 1.2957 | 0.05236 | 115 | 87 | 22 | 6 |
2551 | Just a phase, I know a flirt when I see one. | 1.2955 | 0.06082 | 88 | 67 | 16 | 5 |
2552 | He's got stardust in his contacts again. | 1.2955 | 0.05863 | 88 | 66 | 18 | 4 |
2553 | When I wink, you think it’s gross. | 1.2955 | 0.05636 | 88 | 65 | 20 | 3 |
2554 | Don’t respond. That’s where lunatics come from. | 1.2955 | 0.05399 | 88 | 64 | 22 | 2 |
2555 | What's in these cool-aids? | 1.2955 | 0.05863 | 88 | 66 | 18 | 4 |
2556 | Maybe we should cut back to 6 glasses of wine a day. | 1.2955 | 0.05863 | 88 | 66 | 18 | 4 |
2557 | If that's not a sign of the end times I don't know what is | 1.2955 | 0.05863 | 88 | 66 | 18 | 4 |
2558 | No, I am not the one that is flirting! | 1.2952 | 0.05228 | 105 | 78 | 23 | 4 |
2559 | Nice to see the poop emoji has been replaced. | 1.2952 | 0.05400 | 105 | 79 | 21 | 5 |
2560 | ‘I get the feeling he knows something we don’t know’ | 1.2952 | 0.05400 | 105 | 79 | 21 | 5 |
2561 | Maybe if you wore less revealing clothes celestial bodies wouldn't flirt with you so much. | 1.2951 | 0.05165 | 122 | 93 | 22 | 7 |
2562 | Is it just me or is this the start of the next four years. | 1.2949 | 0.06607 | 78 | 60 | 13 | 5 |
2563 | I guess we just missed the jumping cow | 1.2949 | 0.06854 | 78 | 61 | 11 | 6 |
2564 | All these years, I've been drawing it wrong. | 1.2949 | 0.06082 | 78 | 58 | 17 | 3 |
2565 | The optimist in me says "It's hitting on me." The pessimist in me says: It's hitting on you. The realist in me says: "I have had too much to drink." | 1.2949 | 0.05802 | 78 | 57 | 19 | 2 |
2566 | I really hope it’s just the wine... | 1.2949 | 0.05508 | 78 | 56 | 21 | 1 |
2567 | I guess this is the upside of global warming. | 1.2947 | 0.05157 | 95 | 69 | 24 | 2 |
2568 | Another ex-boyfriend? | 1.2947 | 0.05574 | 95 | 71 | 20 | 4 |
2569 | I don't think I like you working night-shift anymore? | 1.2947 | 0.05370 | 95 | 70 | 22 | 3 |
2570 | Did he say when the cheese would get here? | 1.2947 | 0.05962 | 95 | 73 | 16 | 6 |
2571 | Does he do that when we're not drinking? | 1.2947 | 0.05574 | 95 | 71 | 20 | 4 |
2572 | Love, do you think the hand of providence had something to do with this election? | 1.2947 | 0.05574 | 95 | 71 | 20 | 4 |
2573 | Hey.. what kind of mushrooms did you say this was infused with? | 1.2947 | 0.05772 | 95 | 72 | 18 | 5 |
2574 | I guess the future really is bright! | 1.2946 | 0.05016 | 112 | 83 | 25 | 4 |
2575 | Is it just me, or are things looking up for everyone? | 1.2946 | 0.05476 | 112 | 86 | 19 | 7 |
2576 | Will wink for wine | 1.2946 | 0.04853 | 112 | 82 | 27 | 3 |
2577 | I guess the moon really is cheesy. | 1.2941 | 0.06223 | 85 | 65 | 15 | 5 |
2578 | It appears the eclipse has been eclipsed! | 1.2941 | 0.06444 | 85 | 66 | 13 | 6 |
2579 | This motherfucker... | 1.2941 | 0.06007 | 102 | 80 | 14 | 8 |
2580 | A romantic moonlight stroll seemed like a good idea until John realized it was the night of the Swinger’s Moon | 1.2941 | 0.06658 | 85 | 67 | 11 | 7 |
2581 | The moon is super cheesy tonight. | 1.2941 | 0.05755 | 85 | 63 | 19 | 3 |
2582 | Loook into my eye. | 1.2941 | 0.05755 | 85 | 63 | 19 | 3 |
2583 | I think it knows we are having an affair | 1.2941 | 0.05755 | 85 | 63 | 19 | 3 |
2584 | But it’s only a paper moon.” | 1.2941 | 0.05501 | 102 | 77 | 20 | 5 |
2585 | Now isn't this more fun than guessing faces in clouds? | 1.2941 | 0.04944 | 102 | 74 | 26 | 2 |
2586 | This IS good wine! | 1.2941 | 0.06968 | 68 | 52 | 12 | 4 |
2587 | Here’s to no longer sleeping with one eye open. Cheers to the next four years! | 1.2941 | 0.06444 | 85 | 66 | 13 | 6 |
2588 | It’s five o’clock somewhere. | 1.2941 | 0.04944 | 102 | 74 | 26 | 2 |
2589 | That's strange. I've never seen this emoji before. | 1.2941 | 0.05993 | 85 | 64 | 17 | 4 |
2590 | You never told me HE was your ex - how do you expect me to compete with him? | 1.2936 | 0.05099 | 109 | 81 | 24 | 4 |
2591 | Not here Fred, someone will see us! | 1.2936 | 0.05099 | 109 | 81 | 24 | 4 |
2592 | What kind of eclipse is that? | 1.2936 | 0.05099 | 109 | 81 | 24 | 4 |
2593 | I’m quitting my phone for a month. | 1.2935 | 0.06473 | 92 | 73 | 11 | 8 |
2594 | Hey pal,you keep winking at my girlfriend and your left eye is going to look like your right eye. | 1.2935 | 0.06093 | 92 | 71 | 15 | 6 |
2595 | So I guess this is the positive outlook | 1.2935 | 0.05473 | 92 | 68 | 21 | 3 |
2596 | I guess the ‘me too’ movement is still a few light years away from the man in the moon. | 1.2935 | 0.05473 | 92 | 68 | 21 | 3 |
2597 | This is how the world ends? | 1.2935 | 0.05687 | 92 | 69 | 19 | 4 |
2598 | Before we go any further, is there, is there something you want to tell me? | 1.2935 | 0.05473 | 92 | 68 | 21 | 3 |
2599 | Remember when you popped that bottle of champagne and yelled that loved me to the moon and back? | 1.2935 | 0.05687 | 92 | 69 | 19 | 4 |
2600 | ‘Is he flirting with us or is it the wine?’ | 1.2935 | 0.05687 | 92 | 69 | 19 | 4 |
2601 | Well, after the last few years, I’m not sure “just kidding” really works for me. | 1.2933 | 0.06785 | 75 | 58 | 12 | 5 |
2602 | Moonlit walks are not what they used to be since Facebook acquired their lunar emoji. | 1.2933 | 0.06785 | 75 | 58 | 12 | 5 |
2603 | Don't mind me. Just makin some moonshine. | 1.2931 | 0.05478 | 116 | 90 | 18 | 8 |
2604 | See, it's wine o'clock, can we drink now? | 1.2931 | 0.05197 | 116 | 88 | 22 | 6 |
2605 | Ironic, I can't seem to catch a wink when he's full of himself. | 1.2931 | 0.05340 | 116 | 89 | 20 | 7 |
2606 | Didn't I tell you it's all just a cosmic joke? | 1.2929 | 0.05607 | 99 | 75 | 19 | 5 |
2607 | Waning or, um, waxing poetic? | 1.2929 | 0.05607 | 99 | 75 | 19 | 5 |
2608 | Guess everyone's happy there's a new administration | 1.2929 | 0.05026 | 99 | 72 | 25 | 2 |
2609 | It wouldn't be make believe if you believed in me. | 1.2929 | 0.05227 | 99 | 73 | 23 | 3 |
2610 | It's the emoji moon, Japan landed men on the moon with 8000 ink pens. | 1.2929 | 0.05788 | 99 | 76 | 17 | 6 |
2611 | Is this sun of bitch gibbous winking at you again! | 1.2929 | 0.05964 | 99 | 77 | 15 | 7 |
2612 | I feel like we might be in a drug commercial | 1.2929 | 0.05026 | 99 | 72 | 25 | 2 |
2613 | I thought tonight was supposed to be a winking crescent | 1.2929 | 0.05026 | 99 | 72 | 25 | 2 |
2614 | It's not the same since Zuckerberg beat Musk in the space race. | 1.2927 | 0.05881 | 82 | 61 | 18 | 3 |
2615 | Maybe, somehow, involving Mister Rogers. | 1.2927 | 0.05620 | 82 | 60 | 20 | 2 |
2616 | Best emoji I’ve seen in a long time. | 1.2927 | 0.05881 | 82 | 61 | 18 | 3 |
2617 | What did you put in my wine | 1.2927 | 0.05881 | 82 | 61 | 18 | 3 |
2618 | Second glass of sterno? | 1.2925 | 0.05522 | 106 | 81 | 19 | 6 |
2619 | This could’ve been a text. | 1.2925 | 0.05186 | 106 | 79 | 23 | 4 |
2620 | Well regardless...that’s my last Long Island Iced Tea | 1.2921 | 0.05582 | 89 | 66 | 20 | 3 |
2621 | Who said there was no man on the moon? | 1.2921 | 0.05348 | 89 | 65 | 22 | 2 |
2622 | What did you put in the wine, darling?" "Shh, good stuff, don't ask. | 1.2921 | 0.05582 | 89 | 66 | 20 | 3 |
2623 | What did you say was in this? | 1.2921 | 0.05582 | 89 | 66 | 20 | 3 |
2624 | I complemented her once and now she won’t leave me alone all day. | 1.2921 | 0.06231 | 89 | 69 | 14 | 6 |
2625 | Are you helio-cinating too, Marg? | 1.2921 | 0.05582 | 89 | 66 | 20 | 3 |
2626 | My grip on reality continues to loosen, how about yours? | 1.2921 | 0.05582 | 89 | 66 | 20 | 3 |
2627 | The man in the moon’s already had a few! | 1.2921 | 0.05348 | 89 | 65 | 22 | 2 |
2628 | The emoji in the sky. | 1.2921 | 0.05582 | 89 | 66 | 20 | 3 |
2629 | What'll Walmart think of next? | 1.2921 | 0.06628 | 89 | 71 | 10 | 8 |
2630 | Huh. maybe I do spend too much time on my phone. | 1.2921 | 0.05806 | 89 | 67 | 18 | 4 |
2631 | Maybe we shouldn't have started that third bottle of pinot. | 1.2920 | 0.04978 | 113 | 84 | 25 | 4 |
2632 | Is that a man or a woman flirting, and with whom? | 1.2920 | 0.05286 | 113 | 86 | 21 | 6 |
2633 | I miss the old days. | 1.2917 | 0.06076 | 72 | 53 | 17 | 2 |
2634 | See, Bob, even the sun has learned how to use emojis during quarantine. | 1.2917 | 0.05524 | 96 | 72 | 20 | 4 |
2635 | It looks like we're in third grade art class again. | 1.2917 | 0.05524 | 96 | 72 | 20 | 4 |
2636 | Hmm...Seems more like piacere than amore. | 1.2917 | 0.05524 | 96 | 72 | 20 | 4 |
2637 | I dunno -- how far is a happy face going to take us? | 1.2917 | 0.05322 | 96 | 71 | 22 | 3 |
2638 | I can’t tell if the sun is winking, or I’m being blinded by staring at it. | 1.2917 | 0.05524 | 96 | 72 | 20 | 4 |
2639 | I believe tonight we bear witness to a new moon... the emoji moon | 1.2917 | 0.06689 | 72 | 55 | 13 | 4 |
2640 | I think Facebook's satellites program might be going too far. | 1.2917 | 0.06390 | 72 | 54 | 15 | 3 |
2641 | The moon looks like an emoonji tonight,dear. | 1.2913 | 0.05278 | 103 | 77 | 22 | 4 |
2642 | I got it," she winked. | 1.2913 | 0.05455 | 103 | 78 | 20 | 5 |
2643 | Can you believe what was possible after we put scientists in charge? | 1.2913 | 0.05094 | 103 | 76 | 24 | 3 |
2644 | Oh look, it’s an emoji moon. | 1.2911 | 0.06016 | 79 | 59 | 17 | 3 |
2645 | Wow! You really are in tune with your cycle! | 1.2911 | 0.06016 | 79 | 59 | 17 | 3 |
2646 | 😉, Can we have some privacy now? | 1.2911 | 0.06280 | 79 | 60 | 15 | 4 |
2647 | I'm not oblivious, honey, and anyway, even after two glasses of wine that's clearly THREE UFOs! | 1.2911 | 0.06280 | 79 | 60 | 15 | 4 |
2648 | Is he winking at me or you? | 1.2909 | 0.05379 | 110 | 84 | 20 | 6 |
2649 | You don't suppose that the Man in the Moon is coming on to you..." | 1.2907 | 0.05698 | 86 | 64 | 19 | 3 |
2650 | Don’t worry, he won’t be Full of himself for another month. | 1.2907 | 0.05698 | 86 | 64 | 19 | 3 |
2651 | I’m online too much. I see emojis everywhere! | 1.2907 | 0.05933 | 86 | 65 | 17 | 4 |
2652 | Wow Julie, even the moon thinks we should be together | 1.2907 | 0.06378 | 86 | 67 | 13 | 6 |
2653 | I really enjoyed the Great Conjunction BUT this is really something. | 1.2907 | 0.06159 | 86 | 66 | 15 | 5 |
2654 | I think it approves of day-drinking | 1.2903 | 0.05423 | 93 | 69 | 21 | 3 |
2655 | Blood-red moon, eh? Now what could that be about? | 1.2903 | 0.05423 | 93 | 69 | 21 | 3 |
2656 | Keep winking and you'll see my dark side, buddy. | 1.2903 | 0.06035 | 93 | 72 | 15 | 6 |
2657 | How could you eclipse that? | 1.2903 | 0.05838 | 93 | 71 | 17 | 5 |
2658 | The moon has been amorous all weekend but I think it’s just a phase. | 1.2903 | 0.07411 | 62 | 48 | 10 | 4 |
2659 | This wasn't exactly what I had in mind when the weather lady said the sun would be smiling down on us today. | 1.2903 | 0.05634 | 93 | 70 | 19 | 4 |
2660 | Is it more like the sky is in sleep mode, or power-saving mode? | 1.2900 | 0.04777 | 100 | 72 | 27 | 1 |
2661 | Encouragement or post-COVID trauma? | 1.2900 | 0.06079 | 100 | 79 | 13 | 8 |
2662 | I think it means, "Trump was a joke." | 1.2900 | 0.05911 | 100 | 78 | 15 | 7 |
2663 | At least he didn't moon you. | 1.2900 | 0.05374 | 100 | 75 | 21 | 4 |
2664 | Is it the Pinot or pareidolia? | 1.2900 | 0.05738 | 100 | 77 | 17 | 6 |
2665 | He's just trying to be cute. | 1.2900 | 0.05559 | 100 | 76 | 19 | 5 |
2666 | I hope this isn't good-bye. | 1.2899 | 0.06879 | 69 | 53 | 12 | 4 |
2667 | Wow, your ex-boyfriend is really good with emojis. | 1.2899 | 0.06879 | 69 | 53 | 12 | 4 |
2668 | No, of course I didn't spike your drink. | 1.2899 | 0.06879 | 69 | 53 | 12 | 4 |
2669 | Maybe there is something to this global warming thing? | 1.2897 | 0.05635 | 107 | 83 | 17 | 7 |
2670 | Your problems do not look so bad from this distance. | 1.2897 | 0.05145 | 107 | 80 | 23 | 4 |
2671 | Great! Now even the moon is displaying emojis. | 1.2897 | 0.05635 | 107 | 83 | 17 | 7 |
2672 | So much for any frolicking. | 1.2897 | 0.05145 | 107 | 80 | 23 | 4 |
2673 | Perhaps Elon Musk does have too much money. | 1.2897 | 0.05145 | 107 | 80 | 23 | 4 |
2674 | I feel like it’s mocking me. | 1.2897 | 0.05145 | 107 | 80 | 23 | 4 |
2675 | Martha.. how old did you say this merlot was? | 1.2897 | 0.04970 | 107 | 79 | 25 | 3 |
2676 | Mr. Emoji Risin’. | 1.2895 | 0.06963 | 76 | 60 | 10 | 6 |
2677 | Does he know something I don't know? | 1.2895 | 0.05562 | 76 | 55 | 20 | 1 |
2678 | Darling, that's the first time he's winked since January 2016! | 1.2895 | 0.06706 | 76 | 59 | 12 | 5 |
2679 | He is cute, but long distance romances are hard when you can only see him once a month. | 1.2895 | 0.06439 | 76 | 58 | 14 | 4 |
2680 | My Pisces Moon is getting out of hand tonight | 1.2895 | 0.06160 | 76 | 57 | 16 | 3 |
2681 | The disingenuous smiley was less unsettling. Now it's just being sarcastic. | 1.2892 | 0.06068 | 83 | 63 | 16 | 4 |
2682 | Is it the wine, or is that moon too full of himself? | 1.2892 | 0.06534 | 83 | 65 | 12 | 6 |
2683 | I just assumed he was your friend. | 1.2892 | 0.05821 | 83 | 62 | 18 | 3 |
2684 | Hasn't Botox done wonders for his craters? | 1.2892 | 0.05821 | 83 | 62 | 18 | 3 |
2685 | We shouldn't have bought these drinks from that old VW van. | 1.2892 | 0.06068 | 83 | 63 | 16 | 4 |
2686 | I’m sincerely sorry. Sincerely. | 1.2892 | 0.05821 | 83 | 62 | 18 | 3 |
2687 | So, there is a God. And she's into emojis." Jan Zlotnick, West Caldwell, N | 1.2892 | 0.05821 | 83 | 62 | 18 | 3 |
2688 | is the moon winking at me?” “This wine must be too strong. | 1.2892 | 0.05821 | 83 | 62 | 18 | 3 |
2689 | It’s that a waxing or a winking moon? | 1.2892 | 0.06068 | 83 | 63 | 16 | 4 |
2690 | the universe winks in mysterious ways | 1.2892 | 0.06755 | 83 | 66 | 10 | 7 |
2691 | I thought we agreed no texting. | 1.2892 | 0.05821 | 83 | 62 | 18 | 3 |
2692 | I think he's hot for you. | 1.2889 | 0.05529 | 90 | 67 | 20 | 3 |
2693 | How did he know we're on our honeymoon? | 1.2889 | 0.05299 | 90 | 66 | 22 | 2 |
2694 | Do you think that's the face he used for his tinder app? | 1.2889 | 0.05964 | 90 | 69 | 16 | 5 |
2695 | Looks like a freshly waxed moon tonight. | 1.2889 | 0.05299 | 90 | 66 | 22 | 2 |
2696 | We're being winked at by a moonshadow. | 1.2889 | 0.05299 | 90 | 66 | 22 | 2 |
2697 | So, we actually ARE in on it?? | 1.2889 | 0.05299 | 90 | 66 | 22 | 2 |
2698 | Don't worry - be happy. I'll be back tomorrow. | 1.2889 | 0.05751 | 90 | 68 | 18 | 4 |
2699 | No mask! Thank goodness were more than 6 feet away! | 1.2889 | 0.06369 | 90 | 71 | 12 | 7 |
2700 | It's probably just some moon dust in his eye, but even if it weren't I don't think there's any reason to believe he's winking at you. | 1.2889 | 0.05751 | 90 | 68 | 18 | 4 |
2701 | He's been dipping into that moonshine again | 1.2889 | 0.05299 | 90 | 66 | 22 | 2 |
2702 | It's trying to smile for us but got stuck buffering. | 1.2889 | 0.05529 | 90 | 67 | 20 | 3 |
2703 | We always suspectd that these last 4 years were a farce. | 1.2889 | 0.05529 | 90 | 67 | 20 | 3 |
2704 | Should we argue over this message too? | 1.2889 | 0.06170 | 90 | 70 | 14 | 6 |
2705 | I guess we've officially hit our limit... | 1.2889 | 0.05529 | 90 | 67 | 20 | 3 |
2706 | Dan, I want a divorce. | 1.2887 | 0.05855 | 97 | 75 | 16 | 6 |
2707 | Usually port just makes me fart. | 1.2887 | 0.05668 | 97 | 74 | 18 | 5 |
2708 | Wait, the moon can see us too? | 1.2887 | 0.05668 | 97 | 74 | 18 | 5 |
2709 | When Gen Z takes over the bat signal | 1.2887 | 0.05668 | 97 | 74 | 18 | 5 |
2710 | Looks like tonight’s a full swoon. | 1.2887 | 0.05668 | 97 | 74 | 18 | 5 |
2711 | Yeah, like she doesn't do that for everyone. | 1.2885 | 0.04668 | 104 | 75 | 28 | 1 |
2712 | Now that’s a blue moon. | 1.2885 | 0.05409 | 104 | 79 | 20 | 5 |
2713 | Sunnier days forcast for at least the next four years. | 1.2885 | 0.05744 | 104 | 81 | 16 | 7 |
2714 | You told me it was a one-time thing. | 1.2885 | 0.05234 | 104 | 78 | 22 | 4 |
2715 | A Moon winking at us cannot be Real. Didn’t you say the same thing about Trump winning? | 1.2885 | 0.05409 | 104 | 79 | 20 | 5 |
2716 | When you shot for the moon I think you may have put it’s eye out | 1.2885 | 0.04668 | 104 | 75 | 28 | 1 |
2717 | Aliens have been writing things in our field again | 1.2881 | 0.04830 | 118 | 88 | 26 | 4 |
2718 | I think he’s telling us we’ve had enough. | 1.2879 | 0.07084 | 66 | 51 | 11 | 4 |
2719 | I got a text that said there was going to be a full emoonji tonight. | 1.2879 | 0.07084 | 66 | 51 | 11 | 4 |
2720 | I believe he knows something we don't. | 1.2877 | 0.06609 | 73 | 56 | 13 | 4 |
2721 | Pay no attention : it's one of their private jokes with Venus and Mars | 1.2877 | 0.06891 | 73 | 57 | 11 | 5 |
2722 | That’s a not so subtle light (satellite). | 1.2877 | 0.06609 | 73 | 56 | 13 | 4 |
2723 | If that's the man in the moon, he's too full of himself. | 1.2875 | 0.06462 | 80 | 62 | 13 | 5 |
2724 | That's a sun-hither look if I've ever seen one. | 1.2875 | 0.06212 | 80 | 61 | 15 | 4 |
2725 | Why, a sideways semicolon and close parenthesis. Why do you ask? | 1.2875 | 0.05680 | 80 | 59 | 19 | 2 |
2726 | Even the Moon is happy with the Biden-Harris win! | 1.2875 | 0.06212 | 80 | 61 | 15 | 4 |
2727 | You should have seen the moon last week when it was waxing. | 1.2875 | 0.06462 | 80 | 62 | 13 | 5 |
2728 | Don't you think we should cut back on our screen time? | 1.2875 | 0.06212 | 80 | 61 | 15 | 4 |
2729 | How long has this wine been sitting out again? | 1.2875 | 0.05952 | 80 | 60 | 17 | 3 |
2730 | When I asked the moon for a joke I didn’t expect it to show its dark side | 1.2875 | 0.06212 | 80 | 61 | 15 | 4 |
2731 | I guess the universe is using emojis now. | 1.2874 | 0.05874 | 87 | 66 | 17 | 4 |
2732 | I’m through, Janice. I just can’t compete. Who could? | 1.2874 | 0.05642 | 87 | 65 | 19 | 3 |
2733 | Well, it isn’t what I thought Elon Musk would put there, but I like it. | 1.2874 | 0.05400 | 87 | 64 | 21 | 2 |
2734 | Hey, honey, are you feeling as emojinal as I am? | 1.2874 | 0.05642 | 87 | 65 | 19 | 3 |
2735 | I could go for a nice slice of cheese right now. | 1.2874 | 0.06313 | 87 | 68 | 13 | 6 |
2736 | Maybe he does know but he can’t tell.” | 1.2872 | 0.05374 | 94 | 70 | 21 | 3 |
2737 | I'm glad you can't hear what the dark side is saying. | 1.2872 | 0.05583 | 94 | 71 | 19 | 4 |
2738 | Honey did you add anything different to the drink? | 1.2872 | 0.05784 | 94 | 72 | 17 | 5 |
2739 | I'd be snarky too, if I was 238,900 miles away from here. | 1.2872 | 0.05784 | 94 | 72 | 17 | 5 |
2740 | I never really get that one, do you? | 1.2872 | 0.05157 | 94 | 69 | 23 | 2 |
2741 | I told you mulling the wine with pine needles would lead to hallucinations! | 1.2872 | 0.05374 | 94 | 70 | 21 | 3 |
2742 | I've been thinking about opening up our marriage. | 1.2872 | 0.05978 | 94 | 73 | 15 | 6 |
2743 | I'm just hoping God doesn't find the poop emoji. | 1.2872 | 0.05374 | 94 | 70 | 21 | 3 |
2744 | Yeah, he knows you- and you told me you had never been mooned. | 1.2872 | 0.05784 | 94 | 72 | 17 | 5 |
2745 | How much wine did we drink? | 1.2872 | 0.05374 | 94 | 70 | 21 | 3 |
2746 | Maybe we shouldn’t have kicked him off Twitter. | 1.2872 | 0.05978 | 94 | 73 | 15 | 6 |
2747 | That’s just so predictably cheesy. | 1.2872 | 0.05583 | 94 | 71 | 19 | 4 |
2748 | I don’t get the joke | 1.2872 | 0.05583 | 94 | 71 | 19 | 4 |
2749 | Do you ever feel like the world is laughing at you? | 1.2872 | 0.05583 | 94 | 71 | 19 | 4 |
2750 | Do you think it knows something we don’t? | 1.2872 | 0.05583 | 94 | 71 | 19 | 4 |
2751 | That can’t be good, right? | 1.2871 | 0.05688 | 101 | 78 | 17 | 6 |
2752 | Good omen? Bad omen? I never know what these things mean. | 1.2871 | 0.05139 | 101 | 75 | 23 | 3 |
2753 | Is it the wine or is the Man on the Moon getting overly familiar? | 1.2871 | 0.05328 | 101 | 76 | 21 | 4 |
2754 | Yeah, pretty good thanks. Yourself? | 1.2871 | 0.05328 | 101 | 76 | 21 | 4 |
2755 | Looks like the Man in the Moon likes you. | 1.2871 | 0.05328 | 101 | 76 | 21 | 4 |
2756 | I think our relationship just went viral. | 1.2871 | 0.05328 | 101 | 76 | 21 | 4 |
2757 | I’d be drinking if I lived on earth too | 1.2871 | 0.05511 | 101 | 77 | 19 | 5 |
2758 | At least it didn’t moon us. | 1.2870 | 0.05589 | 108 | 84 | 17 | 7 |
2759 | So that’s what the icon on the black screen is! | 1.2870 | 0.05104 | 108 | 81 | 23 | 4 |
2760 | What do you think it knows that we don't know? | 1.2870 | 0.05057 | 115 | 87 | 23 | 5 |
2761 | You think she has a Tinder account? | 1.2870 | 0.04904 | 115 | 86 | 25 | 4 |
2762 | Dammit, we'd better head inside, all the flirty werewolves will be on the prowl tonight.. | 1.2869 | 0.05137 | 122 | 94 | 21 | 7 |
2763 | I guess things are looking up. | 1.2857 | 0.06005 | 84 | 64 | 16 | 4 |
2764 | Life Imitating Emoji | 1.2857 | 0.05191 | 105 | 79 | 22 | 4 |
2765 | Does the wink automatically enroll us in QAnon? | 1.2857 | 0.06366 | 77 | 59 | 14 | 4 |