Contest #738


Cartoon

738

The winning captions

These captions are chosen by The New Yorker.

  1. “Can’t wait to see the look on his face when we put these back on the tree.”
  2. “As long as we’re up here, we should do the gutters.”
  3. “A friendly gesture can make first contact go a lot better.”


Name Value
Submission deadline 2020-12-20T23:32:00.000Z
Voting started -
Voting ended 2021-01-17T23:33:00.000Z
Finalists announced 2021-01-11T23:33:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued January 18, 2021
Number of captions 7888
Number of responses 939433
Number of participants -


Dashboard

In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 Just to mess with him put them back on the tree. 2.1727 0.00633 14665 3256 5621 5788
1 Wait, did they say 'take the man and leave' or 'take the man and leaves?' 2.0634 0.00746 11207 3164 4168 3875
2 This is your first abduction, isn’t it? 2.0288 0.00708 12535 3768 4638 4129
3 Must be valuable, they spend hours collecting them! 2.0077 0.00721 11577 3439 4610 3528
4 Trust me—I know their language. If he’s ‘raking it in,’ it’s money. 1.9211 0.00792 10315 3779 3571 2965
5 No, the OTHER pile of useless organic matter. 1.9198 0.00848 9386 3573 2993 2820
6 We travel 1,000 light years and you miss by three feet. 1.9194 0.00825 9594 3549 3269 2776
7 I AM getting the intelligent life form! The other one still hasn’t accepted the election results. 1.9010 0.01005 7040 2894 1953 2193
8 I think you've slightly misinterpreted "A good interplanetary explorer discreetly gathers information and leaves." 1.8925 0.01005 6634 2619 2109 1906
9 As long as we're up here we should do the gutters. 1.8828 0.00898 8184 3236 2671 2277
10 After the year they’ve had, it’s the least we can do. 1.8787 0.00821 9355 3582 3326 2447
11 Trust me. This is how we win the suburbs. 1.8566 0.02029 1569 635 524 410
12 If they only knew our money grows on their trees. 1.8351 0.01728 2050 824 740 486
13 Another job lost to illegal aliens. 1.8202 0.02839 840 373 245 222
14 Now spread them all over the place and see if he’ll do it again. 1.8138 0.02106 1434 614 473 347
15 Now watch his expression when I put them back on the tree. 1.7938 0.04141 388 177 114 97
16 Put them in the neighbor's yard so he has to say aliens did it." 1.7854 0.00938 7311 3306 2268 1737
17 I guess his wife is the hunter. 1.7740 0.01133 5062 2346 1514 1202
18 No, no - not the leaves. We are supposed to extract the species with the highest intellect. The squirrel is over there. 1.7569 0.02668 831 371 291 169
19 This advanced species makes oxygen, reduces CO2, and changes colors. 1.7542 0.01157 4731 2222 1450 1059
20 First, you get them to believe you are here to help them. 1.7512 0.01126 4541 2013 1645 883
21 Can’t wait to see the look on his face when we put these back on the tree. 1.7478 0.00900 7640 3570 2427 1643
22 It’s not as fun as crop circles, but it keeps them busy during the lock down. 1.7231 0.02343 975 433 379 163
23 What trouble? We just beam them up and dump them over the fence. I've seen him do it dozens of times. 1.7169 0.00974 6100 2873 2081 1146
24 I guess the trees make them do it. Wait until you see what the dogs make them do. 1.7066 0.01298 3787 1933 1036 818
25 He's lucky we're vegan." 1.7017 0.01927 1549 745 521 283
26 Please let it taste better than kale. 1.6998 0.01053 5437 2698 1673 1066
27 Idiot! That’s the lawn tractor beam. 1.6991 0.01247 4440 2401 974 1065
28 I said hover not hoover. 1.6939 0.01362 3241 1622 989 630
29 Why do you only do chores on other planets? 1.6917 0.01295 3548 1771 1100 677
30 Another American job lost to an illegal alien. 1.6907 0.01383 3366 1765 877 724
31 Everything’s good as long as they think we’re from Amazon. 1.6844 0.03324 507 247 173 87
32 The human next door wants us to abduct his, too. 1.6764 0.01261 3464 1696 1193 575
33 This always seems like a fun idea until you hit the dog poop. 1.6655 0.02629 867 453 251 163
34 We’re 67,000,000 miles from home, and you just realized you forgot your glasses? 1.6623 0.02589 844 429 271 144
35 Do you think his wife will find it harder to believe he saw us or that he actually raked the lawn? 1.6444 0.01735 1870 977 581 312
36 It's the least we can do after the anal probe. 1.6413 0.01897 1681 918 448 315
37 No, I didn’t “miss”. Can’t a guy just do something nice? 1.6405 0.02702 687 340 254 93
38 Trump’s missing votes. 1.6350 0.02744 800 440 212 148
39 I told you we should have come last year... nothing scares them anymore... 1.6326 0.01957 1508 814 434 260
40 He’s spent all afternoon collecting them - they must be worth SOMETHING 1.6318 0.01353 2846 1458 978 410
41 You know, Shift-Alt-L does the same thing. 1.6312 0.03362 507 273 148 86
42 I find that random acts of kindness before the anal probe always helps. 1.6297 0.01523 2614 1455 672 487
43 I don’t think ‘Take me to your leafer’ was the right line. 1.6284 0.03143 584 317 167 100
44 Then we'll dump them in the yard down the street where they cut down all their trees. 1.6277 0.01587 2380 1321 624 435
45 Well OK, but feeding and taking care of them will be all your responsibility. 1.6275 0.02612 765 395 260 110
46 The real fun starts when his wife gets home and we beam them back down again. 1.6262 0.01483 2555 1374 762 419
47 Can you take Trump too? 1.6251 0.02689 875 502 199 174
48 He was collecting them. They must be important. 1.6223 0.01417 2497 1275 890 332
49 This is the last day of your free trial. Your service will continue next week at $14.99/month. 1.6187 0.03121 535 280 179 76
50 He looks benign, but how does he know my name is Scotty? 1.6110 0.02330 1018 556 302 160
51 Little do they know that our money grows on their trees." 1.6084 0.01693 1938 1066 565 307
52 It's strange phenomenon. They write about them, then they jump in them, then they burn them. 1.6064 0.02905 592 310 205 77
53 When you said the landscaping industry loves to employ illegal aliens, I don't think they mean us. 1.6033 0.01768 1782 990 509 283
54 Walt was mighty impressed with his new lawn guy's quality of equipment. 1.6026 0.03193 536 295 159 82
55 This is what Finland actually does to prevent forest fires. 1.6023 0.02812 694 383 204 107
56 Are you absolutely sure these are the ballots? 1.5991 0.01915 1609 926 402 281
57 As long as we do the landscaping no one will care that we are illegal aliens. 1.5980 0.01887 1637 938 419 280
58 Leaf sample collection may not be exciting, but it sure beats probe duty! 1.5958 0.03556 428 237 127 64
59 I know the prime directive is not to interfere but, for God’s sake, look at the size of his yard. 1.5929 0.02052 1437 846 330 261
60 He was nice about us taking his wife, it's the least we can do. 1.5922 0.02046 1329 751 369 209
61 Eat your salad first, and THEN you can have the protein. 1.5915 0.01916 1454 806 436 212
62 They must be valuable. Everyone collects them. 1.5842 0.01935 1342 732 436 174
63 Ok, now drop them into the neighbor’s yard. 1.5811 0.02005 1282 711 397 174
64 The day the aliens felt that Frank had a hard enough 2020. 1.5796 0.02049 1244 696 375 173
65 ''Take me to your leafer.' Am I saying that right? 1.5789 0.02048 1235 689 377 169
66 Once I eat one, I can’t stop. 1.5787 0.02603 807 462 223 122
67 this is the easy part. The rough part comes in April when we have to reattach them...... 1.5777 0.02149 1177 673 328 176
68 Don’t tell him we’re also sending back all of his missing socks. 1.5764 0.02602 779 440 229 110
69 These must be the dominant lifeform, they're everywhere! 1.5734 0.02135 1151 652 338 161
70 I'm telling you, we do a couple nice deeds like this, and they never see the invasion coming. 1.5727 0.02103 1128 625 360 143
71 We cost more but we're quieter than a leaf blower. 1.5682 0.02524 799 450 244 105
72 A friendly gesture can make first contact go a lot better. 1.5669 0.02068 1069 576 380 113
73 Remind me,were we supposed to take the human and leave,or take the human and leaves? 1.5657 0.02272 1020 586 291 143
74 I would take the earthling home but honestly who wants to hear any more about 2020? 1.5622 0.02388 980 582 245 153
75 Student driver. Please be patient. 1.5619 0.02276 929 516 304 109
76 We went from building the pyramids to this? 1.5619 0.02308 970 558 280 132
77 Can you believe it, Gerald, they're just throwing these away! 1.5606 0.02318 965 555 279 131
78 This will go into our museum’s exhibit on human futility. 1.5602 0.02375 964 567 254 143
79 After the break: exclusive Fox News video exposes how inter-galactic DNC operatives stole thousands of Trump ballots. 1.5593 0.02573 894 548 192 154
80 Court ordered community service isn't what it used to be. I miss building pyramids. 1.5591 0.02431 914 537 243 134
81 It must be important. They spend a lot of time gathering it. 1.5580 0.02314 939 535 284 120
82 It’s unbelievable that it just grows on trees down here! 1.5580 0.02338 939 540 274 125
83 We will distribute them to neighbors who have recently raked. It is more amusing, even, than making crop circles. 1.5579 0.02335 941 541 275 125
84 I have to be honest. Your first abduction is not going well. 1.5559 0.02308 858 471 297 90
85 Set your phasers to “mulch” 1.5547 0.03149 521 302 149 70
86 My understanding is, if he gets them all he can mate with his wife 1.5520 0.03575 433 260 107 66
87 I told you to bring more toilet paper. 1.5511 0.02445 851 493 247 111
88 Just take the leaves. Everyone will really think he's crazy! 1.5503 0.04168 298 174 84 40
89 Thanks; and while you're at, could you pick up the yapping little dog next door, too, please? 1.5491 0.02504 825 483 231 111
90 They seem to collect theses, so they must have some value. 1.5480 0.02377 834 470 271 93
91 After receiving some help with his Saturday afternoon chores, Dan reconsiders his views on alien labor laws. 1.5476 0.02677 714 417 203 94
92 If you’d brought enough toilet paper, we wouldn’t have to do this. 1.5463 0.02535 789 460 227 102
93 I'm not leaving Vermont without a souvenir. 1.5445 0.02510 797 464 232 101
94 You told me I'm just an alien who eats shoots and leaves. Now you're saying you forgot a comma? 1.5436 0.02626 802 488 192 122
95 Ballots, you idiot. We're supposed to be harvesting ballots! 1.5426 0.02675 728 432 197 99
96 Can you come back in a month and get the snow from the driveway? 1.5423 0.02612 769 458 205 106
97 We know two things: This is not Area 51,and you never ask for directions. 1.5421 0.03405 439 258 124 57
98 The guy, you idiot; aim at the guy! 1.5410 0.02546 769 449 224 96
99 haha, do you think they’ll ever realize these can be fuel?!” “No, they’re still digging in the earth for that. 1.5405 0.03690 370 217 106 47
100 I’m starving and he looks delicious. Do we really have to have the salad first? 1.5401 0.02600 761 451 209 101
101 Will you be back when it snows? 1.5399 0.03469 426 252 118 56
102 We should charge more than $40 a week... 1.5391 0.03095 499 287 155 57
103 You see the look on his face now? Wait till I blow these back all over the yard. 1.5385 0.02611 767 459 203 105
104 I said take him before he leaves, not take his leaves! 1.5374 0.02635 735 436 203 96
105 I love space, but I miss seasons. 1.5374 0.02686 722 432 192 98
106 It drives them crazy when we put them back! 1.5372 0.02585 713 413 218 82
107 I miss making crop circles. 1.5365 0.02560 753 441 220 92
108 Switch it to blow - it really irritates them. 1.5361 0.02784 664 396 180 88
109 Our earth mission to collect intelligent life forms is now complete” 1.5356 0.02684 702 416 196 90
110 I think it said "rake me to your leafer." 1.5356 0.02677 745 452 187 106
111 We beam them up. Then we come back during the night and arrange the leaves on his lawn in a perfect circle formation. 1.5350 0.02583 714 413 220 81
112 You'll see why it was worth traveling across galaxies after you jump on them. 1.5340 0.02725 706 426 183 97
113 When I was your age, we collected humans — but this is much more relaxing. 1.5330 0.03429 394 226 126 42
114 I think we can get him to buy one. Emphasize how it’s much more quiet than a leaf blower. 1.5328 0.02666 687 403 202 82
115 I thought leaf pickup was tomorrow. 1.5324 0.03615 340 192 115 33
116 The person, dammit, the person! 1.5315 0.02710 683 406 191 86
117 They must be very valuable! They spend so much time and effort collecting them. 1.5312 0.02629 689 401 210 78
118 We have enough humans, I need mulch for my garden. 1.5306 0.02738 671 400 186 85
119 He's collecting them. They must be valuable! 1.5298 0.02636 672 389 210 73
120 Forget about the human. I thought we'd eat vegetarian tonight. 1.5292 0.02685 667 391 199 77
121 And when he’s not looking, we’ll drop them all again. It’s hilarious! 1.5250 0.02813 640 386 172 82
122 Do they really think that they made the pyramids? 1.5250 0.02822 640 387 170 83
123 I can't believe that we've come all this way and you forgot the toilet paper. 1.5239 0.02889 628 385 157 86
124 The technology to fly here from Mars and this is what impresses them! 1.5239 0.02809 628 376 175 77
125 Before they kill all of the trees, grab a souvenir 1.5191 0.04316 262 157 74 31
126 Tell him we also do snow removal. 1.5185 0.02780 594 348 184 62
127 See? That's what happens when you text while abduction beaming. 1.5183 0.02868 575 341 170 64
128 We’ll put them in the neighbors yard, grab some popcorn, sit back and enjoy the show. 1.5158 0.02866 601 364 164 73
129 ...and again, we can't find toilet paper anywhere. 1.5137 0.04073 292 176 82 34
130 I miss the old days when we would just show up in the neighborhood and scare the hell out of people. 1.5129 0.02819 583 346 175 62
131 Humans collect these in piles, so they must be valuable. 1.5128 0.04123 273 162 82 29
132 Our ancestors built great pyramids for them - now look at us." 1.5126 0.02919 556 333 161 62
133 They collect them in huge piles, of course they're valuable! 1.5126 0.02834 556 340 153 63
134 Did he just say, "Clean the gutters?" 1.5125 0.02955 558 338 154 66
135 I bet he never thought an alien would take his job. 1.5124 0.02913 566 341 160 65
136 Now, re-materialize them in the front yard. 1.5093 0.02968 538 324 154 60
137 We can return later for the lesser being 1.5093 0.02837 538 313 176 49
138 When they told us our mission was to clean up the planet, I pictured something loftier." 1.5084 0.02909 535 317 164 54
139 " I don't see any signs of intelligent life anywhere, but let's check out these just in case 1.5081 0.03032 555 345 138 72
140 It’s the least we could do with the year they’re having. 1.5074 0.02968 538 325 153 60
141 After the probe, this is the least we can do for him. 1.5055 0.03043 542 336 138 68
142 We gave them Biden. We made them a vaccine. We did their yard work. Not even a 'thank you'. 1.5049 0.03157 511 319 126 66
143 I love when our dinner entree makes us a salad. 1.5048 0.03022 525 320 145 60
144 Watch what happens when we return them as $100 bills. 1.5030 0.03092 495 301 139 55
145 Wow, a planet where it does grow on trees! 1.5028 0.02904 527 313 163 51
146 We found the missing ballots, Mr President. 1.5000 0.03337 480 308 104 68
147 Take me to your leafer" - you sure that's not a typo? The d and f are right next to each other.. 1.4990 0.03272 495 317 109 69
148 He wants to know if we can come every Saturday. 1.4990 0.03141 493 305 130 58
149 This is how to make friends with the earthlings! 1.4990 0.03056 485 292 144 49
150 I'm telling you, based on how much time the earthlings spends tending to these, they must be its most valuable resource. 1.4980 0.03047 502 306 142 54
151 The material appears to be harmless, but they gather it obsessively, just to destroy it 1.4969 0.03014 485 290 149 46
152 It's jammed, ET. Phone Home Depot. 1.4969 0.03902 318 197 84 37
153 If he steps into the light it counts as consent. 1.4965 0.03260 423 255 126 42
154 I told you we should have packed more toilet paper 1.4949 0.03254 491 314 111 66
155 Now watch his expression when I press SUCK. 1.4948 0.03074 481 292 140 49
156 Yeah, I love the look on his face, but here's the good part: about 3AM we put it all back. 1.4947 0.03256 475 300 115 60
157 The best part is that no one is going to believe him. 1.4938 0.03214 486 307 118 61
158 Damn Aliens. Coming over here, taking our jobs. 1.4927 0.03236 479 303 116 60
159 You couldn't just say "Best Lawn Service on Zork" in the ad. You had to say "Best Lawn Service in the Universe." 1.4911 0.03243 450 279 121 50
160 well that's it for the test run. Next week we use real ballots. 1.4911 0.03435 450 292 95 63
161 Can you come back In January and shovel my driveway? 1.4904 0.03217 469 294 120 55
162 Can't wait to see the look on his face when we put them back tomorrow 1.4901 0.03272 453 284 116 53
163 If everyone is raking them up, they must be valuable. 1.4892 0.03066 464 280 141 43
164 Uh...go forward two feet and try again. 1.4890 0.03237 454 283 120 51
165 Should we do the gutters next? 1.4886 0.03195 438 267 128 43
166 Now take me to your weeder. 1.4885 0.03587 393 251 92 50
167 You guys couldn't have shown up 15 minutes ago? 1.4879 0.03246 455 285 118 52
168 Our studies show they only hoard things they value. 1.4868 0.03073 456 275 140 41
169 Because they’re lighter and they don’t scream when you eat them. 1.4860 0.03299 428 266 116 46
170 Lucky for him we are vegan. 1.4856 0.03191 451 279 125 47
171 We’re only taking the jobs Americans don’t want. 1.4856 0.03267 451 284 115 52
172 I probed his mind for his deepest desire, and this is what we got. 1.4854 0.03191 445 274 126 45
173 Immigrants: we get the job done. 1.4851 0.03450 435 282 95 58
174 It's a training mission, your aim will improve. 1.4851 0.03372 435 277 105 53
175 It's OK - he won't see the force for the trees. 1.4837 0.04376 246 154 65 27
176 After everything they’ve been through this year? It’s the least we can do! 1.4828 0.03340 435 276 108 51
177 Do you do gutters, too? 1.4825 0.03342 429 271 109 49
178 If you miss one more time, I'm taking over. 1.4816 0.03387 407 255 108 44
179 Nothing surprises them anymore. 1.4806 0.03286 412 254 118 40
180 We need to find out why earthlings turn color before they die! 1.4802 0.03309 429 270 112 47
181 Illegal aliens taking my job 1.4793 0.03501 411 266 93 52
182 Can you believe they throw these things away? 1.4788 0.03236 424 262 121 41
183 I told the kids I'd bring home some souvenirs 1.4787 0.03123 422 254 134 34
184 And yet you won't do any yardwork at home. 1.4787 0.03349 422 267 108 47
185 This isn’t even the weirdest thing to happen in 2020 1.4776 0.03609 379 244 89 46
186 They must be valuable, these humanoids keep collecting them. 1.4770 0.03315 413 258 113 42
187 Finally. Intelligent life. 1.4763 0.03294 401 247 117 37
188 I don't think he believes we're with city services. 1.4763 0.03478 401 257 97 47
189 Throw these in a laminator and you got souvenir bookmarks for everyone. 1.4763 0.03424 401 254 103 44
190 I don't care that this pays more. I still say it's a demotion from crop circles. 1.4757 0.04288 267 172 63 32
191 Instructions are 1) Get life form. 2) leave. NOT leaves. Trust me on this one. 1.4756 0.03591 410 272 81 57
192 Can you believe this? Our money grows on their trees! 1.4755 0.03537 408 267 88 53
193 Klaktar! The transmission was Aliens Leave, not Alien Leaves!!!! 1.4755 0.03520 408 266 90 52
194 Would it kill you to abduct the leaves at home? 1.4742 0.03509 407 265 91 51
195 Ok, now put them back on the tree. See what he does. 1.4738 0.03274 401 247 118 36
196 I did set the tractor beam to collect intelligent lifeforms. 1.4735 0.04700 226 147 51 28
197 We will now commence our attack, Earthling, by clogging your gutters. 1.4734 0.03386 395 248 107 40
198 If they're not valuable, why is he working so hard collecting them? 1.4730 0.03266 389 249 103 37
199 No I said “beam human and LEAVE”, not “leaves”. 1.4727 0.03391 385 240 108 37
200 I almost feel like we're doing him a favor. 1.4722 0.03342 396 247 111 38
201 Damn it, I’m an exobiologist, not a marksman! 1.4707 0.03301 393 243 115 35
202 When they came for the leaves, I said nothing... 1.4701 0.03603 385 252 85 48
203 Actual footage of aliens stealing our jobs. 1.4691 0.03430 388 246 102 40
204 Leave the tall one alone; he’s part of a threatened species. 1.4688 0.03514 384 247 94 43
205 Take us to your leader, Four Seasons Landscaping 1.4688 0.03533 384 248 92 44
206 My friends asked me to bring them some seasonal souvenirs, these are pretty nice. 1.4678 0.03576 342 214 96 32
207 I'm warning you. If you suck these up now, he'll be expecting it every year. 1.4672 0.03475 381 243 98 40
208 We can't take the landscaper, he's an illegal alien ! 1.4670 0.03568 379 246 89 44
209 This is grassroot diplomacy at its finest. 1.4667 0.04410 225 141 63 21
210 Shall we take their slave as well? 1.4660 0.03743 324 206 85 33
211 There's a delicious human dinner just waiting to be beamed up, but nooo - you had to pick today to go vegan. 1.4655 0.03838 333 218 75 40
212 Really? The last time we flew all this way, we helped them build the pyramids. 1.4654 0.03608 376 246 85 45
213 And when he's asleep, we'll put them all back. 1.4651 0.03577 372 241 89 42
214 Honest, they're attracted to the light. Move it around a little. 1.4646 0.03675 353 229 84 40
215 ...then we drop them in his neighbor’s yard. 1.4632 0.03508 367 234 96 37
216 Tell him we were just leaving. 1.4630 0.03543 365 234 93 38
217 Very good. Now let's try parallel parking. 1.4626 0.03698 361 238 79 44
218 You misheard our leader again, Captain. This is not the wrinkled, burnt orange mess that the earthlings need help removing 1.4622 0.04050 344 239 51 54
219 Sure beats those noisy leaf blowers. 1.4618 0.03494 353 222 99 32
220 A couple more then hit blow 1.4618 0.03652 353 229 85 39
221 No, I'm pretty sure we're collecting the more intelligent being. 1.4617 0.03428 366 230 103 33
222 Haven't had a student driver this bad since Roswell. 1.4615 0.03696 364 241 78 45
223 I love messing with their heads. Beam this lot onto his driveway. 1.4613 0.03782 310 197 83 30
224 Which one of us is Scotty? 1.4608 0.03818 306 195 81 30
225 It’s the most intelligent life here. 1.4595 0.03496 346 217 99 30
226 Let’s put them in his neighbor’s yard. 1.4595 0.03591 346 221 91 34
227 See, nothing phases them anymore 1.4594 0.03686 357 235 80 42
228 No! I meant the pile on the left. 1.4594 0.03466 357 225 100 32
229 Contactless pickup 1.4585 0.03655 325 206 89 30
230 His wife is going to be happy, but she's never going to believe him. 1.4581 0.03756 334 218 79 37
231 We come in peace but specifically because the neighborhood agreed no more leaf blowers. 1.4564 0.05100 195 131 39 25
232 Can't we just cure cancer for them instead? 1.4556 0.03769 338 223 76 39
233 Do you think he gets we're just screwing with him? 1.4551 0.03658 334 221 79 34
234 He really has that human-in-the-headlight look. 1.4551 0.03584 334 212 92 30
235 Let's see what it does when we spread them out again 1.4551 0.03658 334 215 86 33
236 Visitors from planet Roomba. 1.4551 0.03780 345 230 73 42
237 they’ve had a rough year, it’s the least we can do. 1.4551 0.03597 345 222 89 34
238 Another benefit of Amazon Prime 1.4548 0.03916 310 204 71 35
239 The trees have been using these things to manipulate human behavior for thousands of years. 1.4548 0.03713 321 206 84 31
240 "What makes you so sure this is where you lost your earring?" 1.4545 0.03675 341 222 83 36
241 Damn spellcheck! Why would anyone want to be taken to a leafer? 1.4545 0.03880 341 231 65 45
242 See? Nothing fazes them anymore. 1.4540 0.03709 315 201 85 29
243 We're witnessing the fall of civilization 1.4537 0.03790 324 212 77 35
244 I'm telling you, he would not be gathering it if it were not valuable! 1.4533 0.04370 214 134 63 17
245 Quickly, before he hoards them again. 1.4532 0.03631 331 212 88 31
246 We'll be back to do your gutters next Tuesday. 1.4531 0.03641 320 203 89 28
247 Why isn't he scared?" "He's from Earth, we are probably the least scary thing he has seen this year 1.4529 0.03888 340 231 64 45
248 Inform space force we have located the stolen Trump ballots. 1.4529 0.03843 340 229 68 43
249 It’ll add to the mystery when they come looking for him. 1.4529 0.03634 340 220 86 34
250 Control, Alt, Deleaf? 1.4528 0.04050 307 207 61 39
251 You guys do snow too? 1.4528 0.03997 307 205 65 37
252 We found a pile of intelligent life next to that biped with the rake 1.4526 0.03789 327 215 76 36
253 It appears they count them even though the poplar vote does not matter. 1.4524 0.03714 336 220 80 36
254 First we get them to love us. 1.4522 0.03825 314 205 76 33
255 It’s simple but effective because they’re so grateful that they never think to make a run for it. 1.4522 0.03851 314 206 74 34
256 ...and then we'll just put them back tomorrow. 1.4521 0.03632 334 215 87 32
257 You sure the phrase was ‘take me to your leafer?‘ 1.4521 0.03825 334 223 71 40
258 Let's put it on his neighbors lawn. 1.4521 0.03825 334 223 71 40
259 I promised the kids something from every galaxy. 1.4517 0.03789 321 210 77 34
260 It must be something very special, he’s collecting all he can. 1.4517 0.03891 321 214 69 38
261 It’s the least we can do for him after all the probing. 1.4517 0.03840 321 212 73 36
262 Wow, the city's new leaf composting service is out of this world. 1.4511 0.04922 184 119 47 18
263 Dang it! Why'd they put the 'vacuum' button so close to the 'abduction' button?" 1.4508 0.03975 295 194 69 32
264 Get as much as you can for analysis. They must eat this stuff continuously. Just look at the size of that fork! 1.4502 0.03754 331 218 77 36
265 Another job lost to aliens 1.4502 0.03630 331 213 87 31
266 A little bit to the left... 1.4502 0.03579 331 211 91 29
267 Beams leaves and leaves. 1.4498 0.03569 329 209 92 28
268 Before we head home, let's dump this pile of leaves in Roswell. 1.4495 0.03861 327 219 69 39
269 Leaf pickup day in Roswell, New Mexico. 1.4495 0.03965 287 187 71 29
270 The leaf may prove more intelligent than the life. 1.4494 0.03753 316 205 80 31
271 This is so much more useful than crop circles, and it's renewable! 1.4490 0.03797 314 205 77 32
272 No, the carbon aggregation wearing a hat. 1.4482 0.03963 299 198 68 33
273 Hey, I'm not the one that blew up Andromeda and got us community service. 1.4478 0.04067 297 200 61 36
274 Will you please stop fooling around? No, this thing doesn’t have a ‘mulch mode.’ 1.4475 0.03762 324 213 77 34
275 We are still searching for intelligent life on earth. 1.4469 0.03873 320 214 69 37
276 This is your first crop circle, isn't it? 1.4463 0.03940 307 205 67 35
277 'tractor beam specialist...my ass...You lied on your resume, didn't you?' 1.4463 0.03913 307 204 69 34
278 Ohhh earth chips I can’t eat just one.... 1.4452 0.03776 310 202 78 30
279 I guess the saying “One man’s trash is another man’s treasure” is literally universal 1.4448 0.03873 317 212 69 36
280 I don’t think you’re ready for your abduction test tomorrow. 1.4448 0.03742 317 207 79 31
281 I hear they also collect dog poop 1.4448 0.03847 317 211 71 35
282 Not only are they delicious, these guys will put em in a pile for us. 1.4448 0.03742 317 207 79 31
283 You think their yard-cleaning technology is primitive, you should see how they reproduce 1.4444 0.03949 306 205 66 35
284 I know it seems silly, but they smell great when you burn them. 1.4434 0.03584 309 195 91 23
285 We’re making an appointment with the optometrist. 1.4429 0.04096 280 187 62 31
286 It’ll be good in a salad. 1.4426 0.03847 305 201 73 31
287 "Yea, it's a Dyson." 1.4420 0.04634 224 151 47 26
288 When we get home we'll beam them into Zark's yard. Hate that guy. 1.4419 0.03883 310 207 69 34
289 I hope this goes better than the time we took samples from that cow pasture. 1.4419 0.03774 310 203 77 30
290 Heads, we probe him and wipe his memory, tales, we make him President. 1.4417 0.04361 283 199 43 41
291 Every year I do some poor schmuck a mitzvah. 1.4416 0.03707 308 199 82 27
292 Imagine: OUR currency grows on THEIR trees! 1.4416 0.03929 308 207 66 35
293 I think they told us to dump it in the green barrel. 1.4412 0.03781 306 200 77 29
294 Next stop Norway. I heard that they rake the forests there. 1.4411 0.03893 297 196 71 30
295 He looks like a serious leaf collector. Let's give him as many as we can find. 1.4401 0.04052 284 190 63 31
296 I got the new model: this one eats leaves and shoots 1.4401 0.03990 284 188 67 29
297 Don’t worry, 51.3 percent of the population won’t believe him. 1.4401 0.03959 284 187 69 28
298 I know you wanted a tractor beam, but the leafblower beam was so much cheaper. 1.4401 0.03766 284 181 81 22
299 Are these the ones you can smoke? 1.4401 0.03799 284 182 79 23
300 Um, Zog, I'm not sure this is what High Command meant when they told us to sweep up the Earth. 1.4389 0.03836 303 200 73 30
301 They must have great value – his kind spends hours every day gathering them. 1.4389 0.03600 303 192 89 22
302 These things must be useful. They keep arranging them into groups. 1.4389 0.03661 303 194 85 24
303 We're hoovering, not hovering 1.4389 0.03720 303 196 81 26
304 These stupid humans travel to the moon to collect rocks. 1.4384 0.03999 292 196 64 32
305 Of course he'll follow them onboard. He's been chasing them around the yard for hours. 1.4384 0.03940 292 194 68 30
306 Unlike their leaders, these leaves know when there time is up. 1.4382 0.04339 267 184 49 34
307 If you can take a minute and leave a review on the app, we’d really appreciate it. 1.4366 0.04081 284 192 60 32
308 This might be the first recorded sighting of an alien stealing an American job. 1.4364 0.04008 291 196 63 32
309 Two lightyears as an intern and your aim is still terrible. 1.4364 0.03827 291 190 75 26
310 Is it customary to tip the biofuel attendant? 1.4362 0.03881 298 198 70 30
311 Once we confiscate their harvest they will have to surrender 1.4358 0.04015 296 201 61 34
312 I'm so glad we found a vegan option. 1.4349 0.03816 292 191 75 26
313 Looks like you've got the hang of it. Now try going for the human. 1.4345 0.03987 290 195 64 31
314 We really need to take this thing into the shop. 1.4334 0.03744 293 190 79 24
315 Don’t forget to leave us a good review. 1.4331 0.03987 284 190 65 29
316 Just put them on my neighbor's lawn. 1.4331 0.04048 284 192 61 31
317 Don’t give me that look. I’ve heard the crunchy ones are fun to step on. 1.4331 0.03827 284 185 75 24
318 They will worship us like gods after this, Gorad 1.4325 0.03843 289 190 73 26
319 Fine, take 'em but can I have the dog back? 1.4321 0.04090 280 190 59 31
320 Think of it as salad before the main course. 1.4321 0.03893 287 190 70 27
321 I can’t believe these just grow on trees here. 1.4321 0.03798 287 187 76 24
322 They have this virus going on right now so we're sticking to the vegetation until they get that under control. 1.4320 0.05224 169 114 37 18
323 When I said "Beam 'em up, Scottie", I mean the human, not the leaves! 1.4316 0.04068 285 194 59 32
324 This must be their currency. Their offspring say it grows on trees you know. 1.4316 0.03944 285 190 67 28
325 I hope he doesn't learn how valuable these are. 1.4315 0.04673 197 130 49 18
326 When you're done here, let's get the presidential ballots. 1.4312 0.04069 276 186 61 29
327 We're just in time to save these creatures before that murderer rakes them into his bonfire. 1.4311 0.05200 167 112 38 17
328 ”He’ll never tell anyone he hired illegal aliens to do the leaf blowing. 1.4311 0.03996 283 190 64 29
329 Aw, c'mon! Let me push the 'scatter' button just this once. 1.4311 0.03770 283 195 60 28
330 Are you sure these spark joy? 1.4311 0.03868 283 186 72 25
331 No son - the human. It's alright. That's why we're practicing. 1.4302 0.04096 258 171 63 24
332 Oh, leave em’ alone, Charlie... They’ve suffered enough. 1.4299 0.04401 221 146 55 20
333 Who’s going to believe him? 1.4286 0.03896 280 185 70 25
334 Four Planets: Total Landscaping 1.4286 0.04213 266 182 54 30
335 Every 10,000 years we do this. And every 10,000 years the damned leaves are still there. 1.4286 0.04250 245 164 57 24
336 I like to mess with their minds before I abduct 'em. 1.4281 0.03949 278 185 67 26
337 „Sorry, can you take a step forward? It’s my first day“ - 1.4280 0.04199 236 155 61 20
338 It's sweet revenge for the theft of our rocks. 1.4271 0.04981 192 132 38 22
339 That’s funny, they don’t seem to be as surprised this year 1.4270 0.03956 274 182 67 25
340 You wanna take my mother-in-law while your at it 1.4270 0.04099 267 180 60 27
341 We flew 4 million light years and you do this? 1.4255 0.03772 275 178 77 20
342 They must be valuable. Look how much time he spends arranging them. 1.4255 0.03807 275 179 75 21
343 Now you're just messing with him. 1.4255 0.04077 275 187 59 29
344 Why do they just leave spaceship fuel laying around like this? 1.4255 0.04044 275 186 61 28
345 Trust me. We're better off taking these back for study. 1.4255 0.03910 275 182 69 24
346 Closest thing to intelligent life we could find. 1.4255 0.03944 275 183 67 25
347 Crunchy with a hint of oak,you won’t be able to eat just one. 1.4255 0.04109 275 188 57 30
348 Why isn't he upset we're taking these things he spent hours collecting? 1.4255 0.03944 275 183 67 25
349 Affirmative Captain. Bringing back the most intelligent life form on this Planet. Mission complete. 1.4255 0.04077 275 187 59 29
350 For fun, we'll gather them up and then drop them off in a yard with no trees! 1.4249 0.03719 273 175 80 18
351 And we still have three more yards to do after this one. 1.4249 0.03998 273 183 64 26
352 If this doesn’t convince then we come in peace, I don’t know what will... 1.4249 0.03965 273 182 66 25
353 The instructions were to rape the planet, not rake it, you idiot! 1.4249 0.04489 233 160 47 26
354 The leaf vac I got on Amazon is out of this world! 1.4248 0.04004 266 177 65 24
355 You nailed the parallel parking, but you're gonna need to work on your tractor beam if you want your full license. 1.4242 0.04260 231 153 58 20
356 Turns out they make piles of dead tree parts to avoid spending time with their families. 1.4239 0.04192 243 162 59 22
357 It's weird, but not monolith weird. 1.4238 0.04241 269 187 50 32
358 These brown things must be very valuable. It’s the only reason humans would spend all day gathering them. 1.4232 0.03848 267 174 73 20
359 Cadet, I believe I said: ‘We should pick up and leave’. 1.4232 0.03848 267 174 73 20
360 I can't tell the difference - they all taste like qlrffqn to me. 1.4232 0.04131 267 182 57 28
361 It's been a rough 2020 for them. Why not? 1.4232 0.03848 267 174 73 20
362 ok so now the book says to drop them on the neighbor's lawn 1.4232 0.03811 267 173 75 19
363 He asked if we do snow removal 1.4232 0.03992 267 178 65 24
364 Intelligent life? He's not charging us for them. 1.4231 0.05062 182 125 37 20
365 Now watch how his expression changes when we beam up his barbeque. 1.4231 0.03957 260 171 68 21
366 Your OCD is affecting the mission. 1.4223 0.04095 251 167 62 22
367 Honey. I think the neighbors got a roomba! 1.4215 0.04303 261 182 48 31
368 It just seems like a long way to go for salad ingredients. 1.4211 0.03820 266 173 74 19
369 The humans still haven’t discovered that leaves can power inter-galactic space travel. 1.4208 0.04309 240 163 53 24
370 Leave the rake. He borrowed it from his neighbor." 1.4205 0.04058 264 178 61 25
371 Interesting. The children of their species look nothing like the adults. 1.4202 0.04137 257 174 58 25
372 I kinda feel like we owe it to him after... you know. 1.4196 0.04197 255 174 55 26
373 I just don’t want my brother-in-law to know that I hired illegal aliens to do the yard work. 1.4192 0.04279 260 181 49 30
374 Honey...The neighbors are showing off their new leaf blower again. 1.4192 0.04138 260 177 57 26
375 Once we've finished gathering the last of this dwindling resource, the earthlings will be at our mercy" 1.4192 0.04029 260 174 63 23
376 this is way easier than moving the pyramids. 1.4192 0.03954 260 172 67 21
377 It’s the least we can do. It’s been a tough year for them. 1.4192 0.04138 260 177 57 26
378 A little more to your right. 1.4192 0.03992 260 173 65 22
379 They’re not as interesting to study as humans, but they complain a lot less. 1.4186 0.04051 258 173 62 23
380 This seems valuable. When it falls off trees, they try to grab as much as possible. 1.4186 0.03781 258 166 76 16
381 What were the other community service options? 1.4186 0.04161 258 176 56 26
382 They keep collecting these and taking them away in bags. Must be valuable. 1.4186 0.03937 258 170 68 20
383 Let's not smoke these until we're back in orbit. 1.4183 0.04013 251 166 65 20
384 Geez, Earl, your aim is terrible! 1.4183 0.04131 251 169 59 23
385 OK...I’ll try them but if they taste like those kale chips I’m sending them back. . 1.4182 0.04406 220 148 52 20
386 Should we also grab their servant? 1.4177 0.03954 249 163 68 18
387 Watch, the human will irrationally make another pile. 1.4167 0.04182 240 161 58 21
388 Do you mind aiming that thing at the Oval Office? 1.4161 0.05104 161 108 39 14
389 one species’ trash is another species’ path to universal domination 1.4160 0.04218 250 171 54 25
390 "Make sure you get enough so we can jump on the pile. 1.4157 0.04303 255 178 48 29
391 We’re fine, his family already thinks he is crazy. 1.4157 0.04194 255 175 54 26
392 It's a prototype for an Intergalactic Roomba. 1.4153 0.04242 248 170 53 25
393 That's Bob Angone formerly of Chicago Illinois, Miramar Beach Florida, and Austin Texas. He's failed to at least get a third-place finish in the New Yorker Caption Contest for some fifteen years. So, chill, he'll never figure out what we're up to. 1.4149 0.04410 241 168 46 27
394 Business has been booming since the RNC commandeered Four Seasons Total Landscaping. 1.4146 0.04382 246 172 46 28
395 OK, it works for leaves, now the guy. 1.4146 0.04227 246 168 54 24
396 He wants to know if we can come back next year about this time. 1.4146 0.04026 246 163 64 19
397 Lyle wasn't sure whether to be surprised by his visitors or annoyed they waited till his pile was "just right" 👽 1.4146 0.04108 246 165 60 21
398 Should we do the gutters too just to mess with him? 1.4143 0.04089 251 169 60 22
399 Good job, Gorf! Now, slooooowly lift your foot off the clutch. 1.4143 0.04279 251 174 50 27
400 If you had bothered to check before we left - like I told you to - we wouldn't have run out of toilet paper! 1.4143 0.04089 251 169 60 22
401 Then, tomorrow, we put them right back. 1.4143 0.04128 251 170 58 23
402 I think it was "Take me to your leader, not your leafer." 1.4143 0.04279 251 174 50 27
403 Leave! I said LEAVE, Alexa! 1.4143 0.04316 251 175 48 28
404 Well, his last gardener was an illegal alien. 1.4143 0.04128 251 170 58 23
405 I can't wait to put them back on his lawn after he goes to bed. 1.4143 0.04204 251 172 54 25
406 Ok, now blow them back all over the yard! I love this job! 1.4143 0.04242 251 173 52 26
407 He told me if we would pick up the leaves he'd let us park in his backyard. 1.4143 0.03930 251 165 68 18
408 (Whispers) Take me with you. 1.4143 0.04316 251 175 48 28
409 See. If you wait until they've raked, you get that look on their face. Priceless. 1.4137 0.04190 249 170 55 24
410 You realize we’re supposed to be the higher life form, right? 1.4137 0.04190 249 170 55 24
411 Earthlings will love us. We're quieter than leaf blowers. 1.4137 0.04151 249 169 57 23
412 The more I drop, the more he rakes. Watch... 1.4137 0.04112 249 168 59 22
413 Hey, wait! Isn't that the same earthling who suckered us into picking up his dog's doo-doo? 1.4137 0.04379 249 175 45 29
414 Relax … it’s 2020! We don’t have to hide anymore! 1.4137 0.04112 249 168 59 22
415 Did you run out of toilet paper again? 1.4136 0.04402 220 149 51 20
416 If we help with the yard work they don't tattle. 1.4132 0.04196 242 164 56 22
417 Let’s be nice, they’ve had a tough year. 1.4125 0.03876 240 155 71 14
418 I love doing this. Check out the look on his face. 1.4125 0.04008 240 158 65 17
419 Next week, on "Gardeners of the Galaxy" ... 1.4125 0.04179 240 162 57 21
420 Now, beam them into the Human's gutters! 1.4125 0.04422 240 168 45 27
421 Tell no one....And we’ll do this every year. 1.4125 0.04342 240 166 49 25
422 Now lets drop these in the yard of that jerk Marty. 1.4115 0.04016 243 161 64 18
423 You're ABSOLUTELY sure that's what 'leaves much to be desired' means? I don't want another 'barking up the wrong tree' situation. 1.4106 0.04340 246 172 47 27
424 Lets help him out, no one will believe him anyway 1.4106 0.04104 246 170 53 23
425 Put them back...now pick them up again...now put them back... 1.4106 0.04224 246 169 53 24
426 He's oddly unconcerned we are stealing his precious harvest. 1.4106 0.03939 246 162 67 17
427 No! I said "Let's take leave of Earth" 1.4103 0.05966 117 79 28 10
428 We'll bill you. 1.4101 0.04394 217 147 51 19
429 Yep, these appear to be the most intelligent ones. 1.4101 0.04345 217 146 53 18
430 Beat that Mr Dyson! 1.4100 0.04313 239 165 50 24
431 "They're never upset when we take them, only when we put them back." 1.4091 0.03806 242 156 73 13
432 We have leaves at home, Margaret. 1.4091 0.04192 242 165 55 22
433 He agreed to the anal probe if we'd pick up the leaves. 1.4091 0.04353 242 169 47 26
434 Make sure you get enough so we can jump in them. 1.4091 0.04233 242 166 53 23
435 Normally, I’d agree, but he’s not wearing a mask. 1.4091 0.04151 242 164 57 21
436 You know what would be hilarious? 1.4091 0.04110 242 163 59 20
437 This is not the most strangest thing happening to him this year...that's why he is not shocked seeing us! 1.4091 0.04192 242 165 55 22
438 When he tells people he saw a UFO with a leaf blower, they’ll lock him up. 1.4083 0.04133 240 162 58 20
439 It must be important if he’s gathering it. 1.4083 0.04497 240 171 40 29
440 See, this way, no one will believe his story. 1.4083 0.04217 240 164 54 22
441 And to think they are so impressed with a Roomba 1.4083 0.04217 240 164 54 22
442 Leaf samples? It’s like you’re not even trying pass this class, Zorlek. Let’s bring back something more interesting. Maybe that rake? 1.4083 0.04379 240 168 46 26
443 I hope they're crispy. I can't stand the soggy ones. 1.4076 0.04027 238 158 63 17
444 Sometimes I feel like we could be doing more. 1.4076 0.04157 238 161 57 20
445 And then we’ll dump it right back in two weeks! 1.4076 0.04283 238 164 51 23
446 They asked for proof of mankind's fall. 1.4076 0.04324 238 165 49 24
447 Damn illegal aliens takin' all our jobs. 1.4076 0.04324 238 165 49 24
448 Dummy, you hit the "suck" button instead of "blow"! 1.4072 0.05177 167 116 34 17
449 No, a little to MY right." 1.4069 0.04110 231 154 60 17
450 This will make the males obsolete and we will have all the females to ourselves. 1.4069 0.04376 231 160 48 23
451 When Rudy called Illegal Alien Landscaping, this wasn't quite what he expected. 1.4068 0.04553 236 169 38 29
452 He’s puzzled because trash collection is usually on Tuesdays. 1.4061 0.04360 229 158 49 22
453 This is way easier than making crop circles 1.4054 0.04026 222 145 64 13
454 he won’t even notice his wallet is missing after this 1.4054 0.04412 222 153 48 21
455 Glad it is finally legal...this batch will be the best! 1.4049 0.05195 163 113 34 16
456 Yet, they buy mulch. 1.4035 0.04236 228 155 54 19
457 Yes, I am sure these are Trump ballots. 1.4035 0.04502 228 161 42 25
458 They are millennia behind us in lawn care. 1.4034 0.04430 233 164 44 25
459 Sweeping leaves, zapping humans, collecting the Blorf Dust -- do you ever wonder what it all means? 1.4034 0.04513 233 166 40 27
460 Can you come back when it snows? 1.4034 0.04172 233 158 56 19
461 I said a little to your OTHER left, Carl! 1.4034 0.04172 233 158 56 19
462 Quickly before the Earthling realizes the value of his native biomass forms. 1.4027 0.04215 226 153 55 18
463 I think they're precious, Kzreck. This one is trying to get all of them before the long haired one comes out again. 1.4026 0.04285 231 159 51 21
464 His other two wishes involved the dishes and the carpet. 1.4026 0.04415 231 162 45 24
465 Your aim is terrible. 1.4026 0.04013 231 153 63 15
466 I'm telling you, it was a typo! We're supposed to get the "leader," not the "leafer." 1.4026 0.04499 231 164 41 26
467 We really deserve some credit for the whole “leave no trace” thing. 1.4026 0.04241 231 158 53 20
468 Yeah, turns out most of the jobs on Space Force are lawn care. 1.4021 0.04484 189 126 50 13
469 Really?...All that advanced AI, and this is the best application you can come up with?! 1.4018 0.03998 224 147 64 13
470 Strange how our attempts at intimidation are only met with looks of appreciation. 1.4017 0.04176 229 155 56 18
471 Tomorrow, the earthlings give us offerings of cardboard and plastic. 1.4017 0.04176 229 155 56 18
472 You'd think he never saw illegal aliens with a leaf blower. 1.4017 0.04176 229 155 56 18
473 Hey, Scotty -- you missed. 1.4017 0.04399 229 160 46 23
474 I know it's wrong to tease dumb creatures but it's hilarious. 1.4017 0.04266 229 157 52 20
475 We checked his social media. The leaves are the intelligent life here. 1.4009 0.04267 222 151 53 18
476 After that probing, it is the least we can do. 1.4009 0.04408 222 154 47 21
477 Poor things. It’s the least we can do for them in 2020 1.3982 0.04081 221 147 60 14
478 Leaves? I have a nagging wife and two rotten kids,and you take my leaves? 1.3981 0.04493 216 151 44 21
479 Can you take me too? 1.3973 0.04236 224 153 53 18
480 Are you sure that's what they use for money? 1.3973 0.04189 224 152 55 17
481 We don't make enough on these small jobs to be worth the travel. 1.3973 0.04092 224 150 59 15
482 You realize you’ll be getting a shirt that says, “My parents travelled to Earth and all they brought back were some lousy leaves” 1.3973 0.04421 224 157 45 22
483 I use it as garnish. 1.3964 0.04165 222 150 56 16
484 You’ll understand after you jump into them. 1.3964 0.04066 222 148 60 14
485 Let's have a salad first. 1.3964 0.04066 222 148 60 14
486 I said I wanted to leave the planet, not I wanted planet's leaves. 1.3964 0.04357 222 154 48 20
487 The Instacart order said Leafy Greens, but red and yellow is probably fine. 1.3964 0.04403 222 155 46 21
488 I’m starting to think he does not care that we are taking these. 1.3964 0.04214 222 151 54 17
489 Get as many as you can, everyone is stockpiling. 1.3964 0.04165 222 150 56 16
490 We come to take your jobs. 1.3964 0.04403 222 155 46 21
491 No, keep transmitting. I think he likes them. I mean why else would he be saving them in bags? 1.3955 0.04336 220 152 49 19
492 We’re out of toilet paper. 1.3955 0.04336 220 152 49 19
493 Don't forget to leave a tip and give us a review. 1.3955 0.04431 220 154 45 21
494 I know it's a long way to come, but nothing on Glurg makes that crunching sound under my feet. 1.3955 0.04524 220 156 41 23
495 He won't report this. Not worth the grief from his HOA. 1.3955 0.04384 220 153 47 20
496 I think we got all the intelligent ones. 1.3955 0.04115 220 150 54 16
497 I love this new contactless takeout. 1.3955 0.04140 220 148 57 15
498 Nice of him to fix appetizers . Do you think that he knows he is the main course? 1.3955 0.04384 220 153 47 20
499 So, some salad before the entrée? 1.3955 0.04336 220 152 49 19
500 Lawn services are one of the few occupations open to undocumented aliens. 1.3955 0.04336 220 152 49 19
501 We have taken control of their strategic stockpile. 1.3953 0.04408 215 149 47 19
502 It’s fine, nothing really surprises them anymore. 1.3953 0.04358 215 148 49 18
503 'Leader, leafer, what's the difference?' you said. 1.3945 0.04412 218 152 46 20
504 Hopefully, this is more useful than the dog poop. 1.3945 0.04315 218 150 50 18
505 Given your year it’s the least we can do 1.3945 0.04599 218 156 38 24
506 There are so many joys of planet ownership,but nobody tells you about the yard work. 1.3945 0.04114 218 146 58 14
507 After this year, it's the least we can do. 1.3945 0.04216 218 148 54 16
508 You do know they’re not the kind you’ve been smoking, right? 1.3945 0.04266 218 149 52 17
509 This species is a pushover. We take their same tribute every year and they never try to stop us. 1.3945 0.04216 218 148 54 16
510 Now just put them in his neighbors yard. Trust me, he’ll think it’s hilarious. 1.3945 0.04364 218 151 48 19
511 You couldn't have shown up an hour ago, before I raked them into a pile? 1.3944 0.05189 142 96 36 10
512 Want to clean up the place before we take over. 1.3944 0.04584 213 151 40 22
513 Another four billion yards' worth of leaves, and we'll have enough fuel to get back to Biazad'oorn. 1.3935 0.05376 155 110 29 16
514 These little creatures look more intelligent." 1.3934 0.04258 211 143 53 15
515 They must be important. He’s spent hours gathering them into a pile. 1.3934 0.04363 211 145 49 17
516 First, we build their trust. 1.3934 0.03985 211 138 63 10
517 This should convince him that we come as friends. 1.3934 0.04415 211 146 47 18
518 You brought the bong, right? 1.3934 0.04465 211 147 45 19
519 This should seem more surprising, but then again it’s 2020. 1.3934 0.04711 211 152 35 24
520 Next time, don’t forget the toilet paper. 1.3923 0.04443 209 145 46 18
521 I can't believe they throw the best part away. 1.3923 0.04339 209 143 50 16
522 Quit teasing. Zap him already. 1.3923 0.04596 209 148 40 21
523 We really need to work on your aim Bob. 1.3923 0.04231 209 141 54 14
524 Just be sure you don't get the big thing next to them. 1.3922 0.05014 153 104 38 11
525 This Yard Roomba should fly off the shelves, come Christmas. 1.3900 0.04415 200 137 48 15
526 I know we decided to go vegetarian, but he sure does look tasty! 1.3886 0.04253 211 144 52 15
527 Must be valuable if he's collecting them. 1.3886 0.04199 211 143 54 14
528 Don’t forget the human this time. 1.3886 0.04357 211 146 48 17
529 I'm hoping to get promoted to crop circles. 1.3881 0.04725 201 144 36 21
530 I'll be the one aiming the abductor beam from now on. 1.3881 0.04454 201 139 46 16
531 Look, it’s the least we could do after we probed him. 1.3876 0.04920 178 126 35 17
532 Now you’re just doing this because you know it annoys me, Bob. 1.3876 0.04855 178 125 37 16
533 Are you sure this makes up for all the kidnapping and anal probing? 1.3876 0.04385 209 145 47 17
534 Humans gather them. They must be valuable 1.3876 0.04333 209 144 49 16
535 No sign yet of intelligent life. 1.3876 0.04489 209 147 43 19
536 Clearly this lifeform is dominant... leave the servant. 1.3876 0.04540 209 148 41 20
537 The evolution of Roomba® 1.3876 0.04738 209 152 33 24
538 Not sure what they are, but he seems to care about them more than his children. 1.3874 0.05889 111 76 27 8
539 they must be valuable, he's working so hard to collect them! 1.3865 0.04361 207 143 48 16
540 Really, 21 light years getting here, and that's the best you can aim? 1.3856 0.04830 153 103 41 9
541 Careful! He’s holding some kind of weapon. 1.3854 0.04476 192 132 46 14
542 Don't take too many - we don't want to look greedy. 1.3854 0.04476 192 132 46 14
543 They must be valuable. All the earthlings gather them. 1.3854 0.04443 205 143 45 17
544 Leave him. Our directive was for intelligent life only. 1.3854 0.04334 205 141 49 15
545 Such care taken to collect them. They must be valuable 1.3854 0.04443 205 143 45 17
546 What do you mean? If they weren't valuable, why would he be collecting them? 1.3854 0.04443 205 143 45 17
547 I can't wait to put them the neighbors yard! 1.3854 0.04279 205 140 51 14
548 If only he knew how valuable this stuff is. 1.3854 0.04222 205 139 53 13
549 This stuff is ok, it’s the yellow snow we have to avoid! 1.3851 0.05297 148 104 31 13
550 This will have to do. It's not my fault we pulled over at the only planet with no toilet paper. 1.3851 0.04989 161 112 36 13
551 After all that probing, it’s the least we could do. 1.3851 0.04911 161 111 38 12
552 When they talk about us, they never focus on the public service. 1.3850 0.04174 200 134 55 11
553 They must be quite precious. Almost all earthlings collect them. 1.3850 0.04351 200 137 49 14
554 I believe this is their currency. I recall an earthen commentary about money growing on their trees. 1.3850 0.04465 200 139 45 16
555 Look, I don't mind the drinking, but when it affects your aim, it's a problem. 1.3850 0.04409 200 138 47 15
556 Zungdor! We’ve been in quarantine on this spaceship for 1,349 years, if you’re making leaves for dinner again I’m leaving! 1.3850 0.04351 200 137 49 14
557 We migrated 5 million light years and the only job you could find was landscaping? 1.3850 0.04521 200 140 43 17
558 I hate it when illegal aliens steal my job. 1.3850 0.04631 200 142 39 19
559 Just cloning these for oxygen on our planet. Ciao. 1.3850 0.04521 200 140 43 17
560 I said it's time to LEAVE... 1.3842 0.04473 203 142 44 17
561 We’ll come back later and drop them in his gutters 1.3842 0.04191 203 137 54 12
562 These humanoids seem to value these crisp objects. They are gathered in large payment bags and turned in. 1.3842 0.04473 203 142 44 17
563 We need get that directional abduction beam fixed. 1.3842 0.04527 203 143 42 18
564 You want to tell him the HOA outsourced lawn maintenance to us, or you want to scare him some more? 1.3842 0.04133 203 136 56 11
565 I can't believe they still rely on oil instead of leaves. 1.3842 0.04527 203 143 42 18
566 Having failed to find intelligent life on Earth, the visitors opted for mulch. 1.3842 0.04580 203 144 40 19
567 Like taking candy from a baby. 1.3842 0.04580 203 144 40 19
568 When it comes to fall clean-up, we're light years ahead!" 1.3842 0.04633 203 145 38 20
569 I know, I know, but the blower setting is even nosier. 1.3838 0.04495 198 138 44 16
570 Seriously. How much potpourri do we need? 1.3838 0.04495 198 138 44 16
571 Curbside pickup is so convenient. 1.3836 0.04952 159 110 37 12
572 Harvesting brains was fun, but what’ll really save our planet is composting. 1.3831 0.04391 201 139 47 15
573 These must be valuable since they spend so much time collecting them. 1.3831 0.04217 201 136 53 12
574 While earth was rife with COVID-19, global warming, a sagging economy, & unrivaled political strife, a small cadre of eco-friendly aliens known as "The Greater Good" secretly composted yard waste to fuel their imminent invasion. 1.3830 0.05072 188 139 26 23
575 Leave him. 1.3827 0.04227 196 132 53 11
576 Can we add a loud, whining noise? 1.3827 0.04468 196 136 45 15
577 you missed... 1.3827 0.04584 196 138 41 17
578 our order was to 'leave' 1.3827 0.04696 196 140 37 19
579 If they aren't valuable, why would they spend so much effort collecting them? 1.3827 0.04102 196 130 57 9
580 My aim is fine. Her Eminence said signs of intelligent life. 1.3827 0.04584 196 138 41 17
581 Illegal aliens still do the best yard work. 1.3827 0.04640 196 139 39 18
582 It's the least we can do after abducting his family. 1.3827 0.04165 196 131 55 10
583 How nice of their leader to organize them for us. 1.3827 0.04289 196 133 51 12
584 Let's scatter these back around the yard and see what he does. 1.3827 0.04409 196 135 47 14
585 Aren't you glad we're stocking up on more toilet paper? 1.3827 0.04349 196 134 49 13
586 He'll still claim to have done all the work 1.3827 0.04289 196 133 51 12
587 Thank god for contactless pickup 1.3827 0.04807 196 142 33 21
588 It's written right here, 'take me to your...' ,oh wait that's a 'd' 1.3819 0.05307 144 101 31 12
589 It's the stolen Trump votes! 1.3817 0.04634 186 130 41 15
590 We come all the way here for takeout, and all you get is the salad? 1.3814 0.04317 194 132 50 12
591 If they weren't valuable, Zorag, why would they gather them in piles? 1.3814 0.04191 194 130 54 10
592 We've travelled light-years to take in the autumn foliage... Now what? 1.3814 0.04616 194 137 40 17
593 Wow, the folks at Total Landscaping have really expanded their operation since the election. 1.3814 0.04897 194 142 30 22
594 They must be valuable, why else would he gather them? 1.3802 0.03951 192 125 61 6
595 I am not sure this is as impressive as crop circles and pyramids. 1.3802 0.04590 192 135 41 16
596 Nice aim, Larry. 1.3802 0.04345 192 131 49 12
597 2002: “What the hell?” 2020: “Yeah, this makes sense.” 1.3784 0.04833 185 133 34 18
598 He says he wants to pay US. 1.3784 0.04710 185 131 38 16
599 Don’t feel bad. No one passes their abductor’s license on the first try. 1.3784 0.04584 185 129 42 14
600 Oh good - I love carryout! 1.3784 0.04453 185 127 46 12
601 I’ve heard humans hate when aliens come in and take their jobs 1.3784 0.04584 185 129 42 14
602 We place them in the adjoining yard, and leave the Earthling to explain. War will ensue. 1.3777 0.04531 188 131 43 14
603 I'm just happy we could give Mikey a pleasant response from his 3rd grade wish list. 1.3774 0.05022 159 112 34 13
604 We've acquired one of the species' carefully constructed nests. 1.3770 0.04602 191 135 40 16
605 Don't worry man, we'll return them tomorrow! 1.3768 0.05364 138 97 30 11
606 Clearly, this Earthling prefers to store these in his gutters. 1.3763 0.04811 186 134 34 18
607 Maybe we should go back to crop circles... 1.3763 0.04627 186 131 40 15
608 When I said, “suck it up,” I didn’t mean that pile of leaves. 1.3763 0.04563 186 130 42 14
609 Their instructions were: If an Earthling ever sees you, take leave" 1.3763 0.04689 186 132 38 16
610 Don't you wish that they'd separate them by color? 1.3763 0.04434 186 128 46 12
611 Disregard the pile by his dog. 1.3763 0.04751 186 133 36 17
612 Yeah, we got the humans. Next time we'll pick up that creepy thing. 1.3763 0.04550 194 137 41 16
613 They must be important, everyone here is gathering them into huge piles. 1.3763 0.04371 194 134 47 13
614 Well, in the part of our planet where I'M from, they're considered a delicacy! 1.3763 0.04119 194 130 55 9
615 Great leaf vacuum. Now my wife will want one too. 1.3763 0.04609 194 138 39 17
616 OK, we've done your leaves. Now take us to your leader." 1.3763 0.04609 194 138 39 17
617 Then we dump it in the neighbor's yard. That's when the fun starts. 1.3763 0.04491 194 136 43 15
618 He thinks we are being funny. Wait until he sees the bill. 1.3763 0.04432 194 135 45 14
619 Now we put them in the neighbor's yard. 1.3763 0.03987 194 128 59 7
620 They gather them into big piles and collect them in bags. I think it's their money. 1.3763 0.04609 194 138 39 17
621 They might believe it until he tells them about the leaves part 1.3763 0.04609 194 138 39 17
622 I said ‘hover’, not ‘hoover’! 1.3763 0.04550 194 137 41 16
623 ...And Ned never drank again. 1.3758 0.05224 157 113 29 15
624 Take us to your weeder. 1.3750 0.04641 192 137 38 17
625 I'll bet we can get $1000 apiece for these back home. 1.3750 0.04210 192 130 52 10
626 They're the only useful things for miles." 1.3750 0.05182 152 108 31 13
627 I wonder if I should tell them that my kids are at the bottom of the pile. 1.3750 0.04522 192 135 42 15
628 I know we said we wouldn't interfere, but I can't stand an unkempt yard. 1.3750 0.04462 192 134 44 14
629 Now we must take our leaves 1.3750 0.04522 192 135 42 15
630 He acts like we are doing him a favor. 1.3750 0.04700 192 138 36 18
631 That's not what I meant when I said bag'em. 1.3750 0.04400 192 133 46 13
632 Take the leaves. The human’s not wearing a mask. 1.3750 0.04582 192 136 40 16
633 It’s 2020 - earthlings need a little help 1.3750 0.04400 192 133 46 13
634 I told you we needed more toilet paper before we left. 1.3742 0.04942 155 108 36 11
635 I still can't belive Space Force let us out of Area 51 only to charge us with "forest management" when we have the technology to stop climate change. 1.3742 0.05427 155 114 24 17
636 This is the ultimate sign of peace. Do this and they will eat out of your hand. 1.3741 0.05429 139 99 28 12
637 We go through this on every trip: we hover, you collect useless local trinkets, and then we schlepp them back to the house and you try to make an art project which you end up tossing out. Every trip. 1.3737 0.04367 190 131 47 12
638 This is the least we could do to make up for the probing 1.3733 0.05228 150 107 30 13
639 By the way the human collects them, they must be a very valuable resource. 1.3730 0.04311 185 126 49 10
640 Watch him try to explain this one. 1.3730 0.04445 185 128 45 12
641 Finally, Alexa did something useful. 1.3729 0.05747 118 83 26 9
642 Did you bring rolling papers? 1.3725 0.05069 153 108 33 12
643 Take me to your cedar.” 1.3723 0.04460 188 131 44 13
644 You’re hired! Just have to get around the whole “illegals” thing. 1.3723 0.04586 188 133 40 15
645 Of course they're valuable, he spent a whole season growing them, now he's raking in the profits. 1.3723 0.04460 188 131 44 13
646 Maybe now he won't be mad that we landed on his trash cans. 1.3723 0.04768 188 136 34 18
647 Can you believe they are giving those away for free? 1.3723 0.04586 188 133 40 15
648 That's not what I meant by 'Put him out of his misery'. 1.3723 0.04828 188 137 32 19
649 This isn’t what I meant by the Fall of mankind. 1.3723 0.04460 188 131 44 13
650 Ha ! No, we're the other guys actually — From the Galactic Federation Total Landscaping 1.3723 0.04648 188 134 38 16
651 They must be valuable. He is collecting them. 1.3716 0.04724 148 100 41 7
652 I thought he'd put up more of a fight. 1.3716 0.04673 183 130 38 15
653 This may be a sign of intelligent life since they're so intent on eradicating it. 1.3716 0.04673 183 130 38 15
654 Damn autocorrect...I said "leader" not "leafer" 1.3716 0.04673 183 130 38 15
655 Stupid humans. They make it so easy to steal their biofuel. 1.3716 0.04673 183 130 38 15
656 Amazon does pickups too. 1.3716 0.04340 183 125 48 10
657 I think I found all the missing ballots. 1.3716 0.04543 183 128 42 13
658 Did you remember the iron and the wax paper? 1.3716 0.04608 183 129 40 14
659 Stop it. They call them "leaves" for a reason. 1.3716 0.04737 183 131 36 16
660 Crop circles are so cliché. 1.3716 0.04409 183 126 46 11
661 Knock yourself out, Scotty 1.3716 0.04409 183 126 46 11
662 Do you have a ship that cuts grass? 1.3716 0.04737 183 131 36 16
663 I can't eat just one! 1.3716 0.04673 183 130 38 15
664 Sure, it would be fun to take him, but our assignment isn’t people. It’s mulch. 1.3716 0.04409 183 126 46 11
665 Sure, now that I’ve done the hard part. 1.3716 0.04608 183 129 40 14
666 The search for intelligent life on earth goes on. 1.3716 0.04340 183 125 48 10
667 they’re dead you know 1.3716 0.04476 183 127 44 12
668 On their planet, everything is disposable. 1.3714 0.05301 140 99 30 11
669 Humans are more receptive to the probe after receiving assistance with mundane domestic tasks. 1.3710 0.04555 186 131 41 14
670 How charming! The hors d'oeuvres are being provided by the main course! 1.3710 0.04923 186 137 29 20
671 Careful! There's a no-burn ordinance in this town. 1.3710 0.04426 186 129 45 12
672 The farmer doesn’t look too upset that we’re stealing his crop. 1.3710 0.04426 186 129 45 12
673 Calculations indicate that we now have enough for the jump-on pile. 1.3710 0.04293 186 127 49 10
674 Sure - grab the Earthling and his magic stick too. 1.3710 0.04864 186 136 31 19
675 The manifest says hover, not hoover, near the earthling. 1.3710 0.04681 186 133 37 16
676 Explain to me why you’ll pick up his lawn, but we gotta pay Gary to do ours. 1.3710 0.04681 186 133 37 16
677 Does it spark joy? 1.3710 0.04804 186 135 33 18
678 Nah, I don’t think this will make the news. It’s not special enough for 2020. 1.3710 0.04681 186 133 37 16
679 Word around the galaxy is that this drives them crazy. 1.3709 0.04938 151 105 36 10
680 At last! Our toilet paper troubles are over! 1.3709 0.05367 151 110 26 15
681 Maybe they're an acquired taste? 1.3702 0.04575 181 127 41 13
682 Aim higher. 1.3702 0.04153 181 121 53 7
683 It's part of the rebrand: Unidentified Friendly Object. 1.3702 0.04439 181 125 45 11
684 Easiest light-year of community service ever! 1.3702 0.04369 181 124 47 10
685 Wait until he gets our bill. 1.3702 0.04334 181 131 37 13
686 Scottie,did he say leaves or Me? 1.3702 0.04772 181 130 35 16
687 Are we almost done refueling? 1.3702 0.04707 181 129 37 15
688 I know you feel bad for them, but you can’t miss on purpose 1.3702 0.04575 181 127 41 13
689 We are supposed to hover around,not hoover! 1.3701 0.05126 154 110 31 13
690 It'll all make sense when you see his face in the morning and they're everywhere again. 1.3694 0.05055 157 112 32 13
691 I'm sure this is what they meant when they told us to leave earth the way you found it. 1.3694 0.04633 157 107 42 8
692 We must study the "leaf mound" ritual. 1.3692 0.05475 130 92 28 10
693 Our directive was to turn over every leaf in our search for intelligent life” 1.3691 0.04980 149 104 35 10
694 We must learn how they control the ones with the rakes. 1.3691 0.05159 149 106 31 12
695 *whispers* takemetakemetakeme 1.3691 0.04935 149 108 29 12
696 After giving him that full body probe, I think it’s the least we can do. 1.3691 0.05246 149 107 29 13
697 Is this your first mission? 1.3691 0.05071 149 105 33 11
698 You've set it to abduct, not blow. 1.3691 0.04888 149 103 37 9
699 Get in loser, we’re colonizing 1.3687 0.04808 179 129 34 16
700 And I thought a leaf blower was high-tech! 1.3687 0.04676 179 127 38 14
701 Can you come earlier next time 1.3687 0.04540 179 125 42 12
702 What did I tell you about braking too soon? 1.3684 0.05254 152 110 28 14
703 We come in Greenpeace. 1.3684 0.05171 152 109 30 13
704 You think we would get a simple thank you instead of a blank stare. 1.3677 0.04579 155 105 43 7
705 When you said 'Leave it to me', this is not what I was expecting. 1.3677 0.04931 155 109 35 11
706 Why would they all collect them if they didn't have tremendous value? 1.3677 0.04579 155 105 43 7
707 The new "John Deere Tractor Beam". 1.3677 0.04758 155 107 39 9
708 Wait! Let me get the recycling! 1.3676 0.05199 136 95 32 9
709 Are you sure you don't need glasses? 1.3673 0.05206 147 105 30 12
710 This is the most intelligent life we've found so far! 1.3672 0.04845 177 128 33 16
711 I've found that they accept us more willingly as their overlords if we do this first. 1.3672 0.04642 177 125 39 13
712 Where were you when I was cleaning the gutters? 1.3672 0.04051 177 131 38 8
713 The way they're being stockpiled, they MUST be valuable 1.3672 0.04430 177 125 41 11
714 Perfect, we were out of toilet paper anyway. 1.3672 0.04430 177 122 45 10
715 The way he collects them like that...they must be very valuable. 1.3672 0.05532 128 91 27 10
716 They must be very valuable since the humans spend hours and hours gathering them. 1.3672 0.05532 128 91 27 10
717 Yeah, they think it's waste. They even pile it up for us! 1.3672 0.05419 128 90 29 9
718 Lucky we got here in time before his partner with the crazy leaf machine gun came. 1.3672 0.05419 128 90 29 9
719 Must be of great societal value. The Humanoids are most intent on gathering them. 1.3672 0.05642 128 92 25 11
720 I can’t wait to see Junior and his friend’s reaction... this is going to be the biggest leaf pile in the galaxy! 1.3672 0.05642 128 92 25 11
721 We found these ballots. 1.3667 0.05550 150 112 21 17
722 This'll be good . .while he's doing an Aunt Teefa tweet, we put em back . . . 1.3664 0.05332 131 92 30 9
723 Okay. Next gesture of benevolence, let's return his overdue library books. 1.3660 0.04885 153 107 36 10
724 Got room on the docket come plowing time? 1.3660 0.05058 153 109 32 12
725 Just admit that you took us to the wrong white house's lawn. 1.3660 0.04885 153 107 36 10
726 Aliens are stealing our jobs 1.3657 0.04677 175 124 38 13
727 I want just the red ones. 1.3657 0.04534 175 122 42 11
728 See you next week, we'll email you the invoice. 1.3657 0.04677 175 124 38 13
729 Of course they’re precious. They’re all gathering them. 1.3657 0.04076 175 116 54 5
730 Where were you 20 minutes ago when the whole yard was full of leaves? 1.3657 0.04677 175 124 38 13
731 I said ‘leave’ not leaves. 1.3657 0.04606 175 123 40 12
732 We come from Planet Roomba.... 1.3657 0.04815 175 126 34 15
733 You missed him! Try again. 1.3657 0.04534 175 122 42 11
734 I tell you, on my last visit they were burning them. 1.3657 0.04606 175 123 40 12
735 This drives them even crazier than what we normally do to them. 1.3657 0.04461 175 121 44 10
736 Earthlings all look alike to me. 1.3657 0.04746 175 125 36 14
737 First, we gain their trust by helping them with annoying tasks. 1.3657 0.04461 175 121 44 10
738 You could have charged him more than twenty bucks. 1.3657 0.04606 175 123 40 12
739 Don't bother with next door; they don't believe in UFOs 1.3657 0.04534 175 122 42 11
740 Sorry, Earthling, but the Cosmos needs compost. 1.3657 0.04606 175 123 40 12
741 They're so primitive. They still shovel snow too. 1.3657 0.04534 175 124 39 12
742 While you're up there, can you do the gutters? 1.3657 0.04461 175 121 44 10
743 Are you sure it says intelligent "leaf" form? 1.3657 0.04534 175 122 42 11
744 You idiot! I said pick the Canadian Maple Leafs" 1.3657 0.04746 175 125 36 14
745 Rookie mistake. 1.3657 0.04606 175 123 40 12
746 A little to your right. 1.3657 0.04677 175 124 38 13
747 Better not be any dog turds in there this time 1.3657 0.04815 175 126 34 15
748 Dang it, wrong button. 1.3657 0.04534 175 122 42 11
749 This will be much less fun to probe but we need the compost. 1.3657 0.04677 175 124 38 13
750 It seemed that 2020 was to be Ed’s year after all. 1.3657 0.04949 175 128 30 17
751 Roswell Intergalactic Landscaping, Since 1947 1.3657 0.04606 175 123 40 12
752 I forgot, he also wants an estimate for cleaning the gutters 1.3657 0.04461 175 121 44 10
753 You are SO bad at this. 1.3655 0.05254 145 104 29 12
754 There’s a chihuahua two doors down. 1.3655 0.05344 145 105 27 13
755 ‘Here take a photo of me helping the ape-sapien for my dating profile’ 1.3651 0.05357 126 88 30 8
756 I just like seeing that “you-saved-me-a-day’s-worth-of-yard-work” look on their faces before switching to “death ray” mode. 1.3642 0.05356 151 111 25 15
757 For once,Ned was right to claim that aliens took his job. 1.3642 0.05188 151 109 29 13
758 Putting the Tesla logo on the ship was genius!! 1.3642 0.05015 151 107 33 11
759 Admit it. Isn't this nicer than crop circles? 1.3642 0.05102 151 108 31 12
760 A fine species! They seem to be served by their slave creature cleaning up after them. 1.3642 0.05102 151 108 31 12
761 Trust me, they’re crispiest this time of year. 1.3642 0.04744 151 104 39 8
762 You had one job Zornak! You can't even aim the tractor beam! 1.3642 0.05188 151 109 29 13
763 Suburbanites are always impressed with a Beamer! 1.3642 0.04852 173 125 33 15
764 Remember it's my turn to say "take me to your leader" 1.3642 0.04493 173 120 43 10
765 The new neighbors were odd, but their lawn service was out of this world. 1.3642 0.04493 173 122 40 11
766 Next year, we’re visiting in the summer. 1.3642 0.04989 173 127 29 17
767 It's worth the trip just to see the look on their faces! 1.3642 0.04712 173 123 37 13
768 This is your idea of helping humanity? 1.3642 0.04567 173 121 41 11
769 I can't wait to see the look on the little zorks' faces when they jump into these! 1.3642 0.04567 173 121 41 11
770 Of course they have great value! Everyone is gathering them. 1.3642 0.04493 173 120 43 10
771 I want to take some home for the boys to play in. 1.3642 0.04417 173 119 45 9
772 He keeps collecting them. They've got to be worth something! 1.3642 0.04493 173 120 43 10
773 He'll look even more surprised after he sees us blow them back into his front yard. 1.3642 0.04712 173 123 37 13
774 Remember what we've learned: to impress them, we gather, but to satisfy them, we must release in the neighbor's yard. 1.3642 0.04712 173 123 37 13
775 They call them 'leaves', I call them 'takes' 1.3642 0.04712 173 123 37 13
776 Must be valuable as they all collect it 1.3642 0.04567 173 121 41 11
777 The suction looked faster on the commercial. 1.3642 0.04417 173 119 45 9
778 Keep those things away from me. Once I eat one, I can't stop eating them. 1.3642 0.04340 173 118 47 8
779 Next, maybe he’ll let us whitewash the fence. 1.3642 0.04852 173 125 33 15
780 Take the rake too. 1.3642 0.04712 173 123 37 13
781 Just a little more to the right 1.3642 0.04102 173 115 53 5
782 Watch his reaction when we send back snow 1.3642 0.04567 173 121 41 11
783 Do you also do snow plowing? 1.3636 0.04724 176 126 36 14
784 Presentable. Maybe cute. But not rakishly handsome. 1.3630 0.05132 146 104 31 11
785 Every Fall the humanoids pile these up as an offering 1.3626 0.04674 171 121 38 12
786 These must be really valuable... all the humans are collecting them. 1.3626 0.04674 171 121 38 12
787 There just aren't many vegan options for an alien in this town. 1.3626 0.04525 171 119 42 10
788 The humans put a lot of time and energy in gathering these multi-colored items, so they must be of great value. 1.3626 0.04600 171 120 40 11
789 I heard they are the most intelligent life-form on this planet." 1.3626 0.04819 171 123 34 14
790 When they’re in season, I hear these are both crunchy and tasty. 1.3626 0.04448 171 118 44 9
791 Tree droppings must be very valuable -- he spent his whole weekend collecting them." 1.3626 0.04448 171 118 44 9
792 Didn’t you ask for the intelligent life? 1.3626 0.04448 171 118 44 9
793 When are we gonna start doing crop circles instead? 1.3626 0.04600 171 120 40 11
794 No Flurgon, I said, “We must take leave.” 1.3626 0.04748 171 122 36 13
795 Why do WE have to clear up Area 51? 1.3626 0.04674 171 121 38 12
796 Emphasizing our usefulness is the path to acceptance." 1.3624 0.04968 149 105 34 10
797 Sometimes ya just gotta suck it up. 1.3624 0.05059 149 106 32 11
798 This time Let’s put them on the other side of the fence 1.3624 0.04876 149 104 36 9
799 Can we get pumpkin spice lattes next!? 1.3624 0.04968 149 105 34 10
800 It's galling how they treat their dead relatives. 1.3622 0.05553 127 91 26 10
801 It's only right since last year we took his wife and dog. 1.3609 0.04635 169 119 39 11
802 Why can’t you just ask for directions without making it all so awkward 1.3609 0.04635 169 119 39 11
803 I said ray gun, not rake gun. 1.3609 0.04635 169 119 39 11
804 This is nice of you but we're still going to probe him, right? 1.3602 0.04790 161 114 36 11
805 Relax, I did the same thing on my first alien abduction. 1.3602 0.04790 161 114 36 11
806 It's for the wife. She's a potpourri fiend. 1.3602 0.04949 161 116 32 13
807 Next time bring more toilet paper. 1.3593 0.04746 167 119 36 12
808 After that probe it's the least we could do. 1.3590 0.07061 78 56 16 6
809 His friends are going to think he's crazy. 1.3590 0.04977 156 112 32 12
810 and then we drop them over the fence 1.3590 0.04977 156 112 32 12
811 Would anyone like meat with their salad? 1.3590 0.05141 156 114 28 14
812 Do you think he'll rake them a third time? 1.3590 0.05060 156 113 30 13
813 Not having to bag leaves...totally worth the occasional probe 1.3590 0.04893 156 113 31 12
814 Gardeners of the Galaxy 1.3580 0.04432 162 111 44 7
815 While you're at it grab his weapon! 1.3576 0.04626 165 116 39 10
816 Wow, the leaf pick up service this year is out of this world! 1.3571 0.04871 168 122 32 14
817 Sure,it was nice of him to help but we aren’t giving him a ride . 1.3571 0.04934 154 110 33 11
818 Don't worry, honey. Nobody gets it right the first time. 1.3571 0.04934 154 110 33 11
819 Do they have our price for snow removal too? 1.3571 0.04569 168 118 40 10
820 Wait until you see what happens when we dump them in his neighbor's yard! 1.3571 0.05019 154 111 31 12
821 Decisions. Decisions. Vegan or Human. 1.3567 0.04664 171 122 37 12
822 What I hate is taking over a messy planet 1.3567 0.04737 171 123 35 13
823 Thanks, next can you guys take care of the litter box? 1.3567 0.04737 171 123 35 13
824 The humans make these offerings every year 1.3562 0.04635 146 100 40 6
825 Yeah I know, but can you imagine the look on people's faces when he tells them what happened? 1.3562 0.05211 146 106 28 12
826 The experiment is to see how many times he’ll rake the leaves after we dump them in front of him. 1.3562 0.05211 146 106 28 12
827 When did you become a vegetarian? 1.3562 0.05119 146 105 30 11
828 What can I say? The jobs available to illegal aliens are quite limited. 1.3562 0.05211 146 106 28 12
829 Those things must have high value if he’s collecting them. 1.3562 0.05119 146 105 30 11
830 ...Cuz they’ll burn ‘em and ruin the climate of our new planet. That’s why! 1.3562 0.04931 146 103 34 9
831 You idiot! I wanted the rake. 1.3562 0.04931 146 103 34 9
832 These must be valuable if Earthlings spend so much time collecting them. 1.3562 0.05026 146 104 32 10
833 Maybe we ought to switch to foliage fuels? 1.3562 0.05211 146 106 28 12
834 Shouldn’t we have just given them our COVID-19 vaccines instead of agreeing to help with their yard work last year? 1.3562 0.05211 146 106 28 12
835 This really sucks. 1.3557 0.04955 149 106 33 10
836 Oh yeah, this is definitely what we came for. 1.3556 0.05094 135 95 32 8
837 As long as they think I did it... 1.3554 0.05487 121 86 27 8
838 Have faith. We're real. Seeing is beleaving. 1.3553 0.05062 152 110 30 12
839 Never tell these people how much this stuff is worth on our planet. 1.3553 0.04887 152 108 34 10
840 They said to leave no trace! 1.3553 0.04975 152 109 32 11
841 We must discover what they live on in their three other seasons. 1.3550 0.04699 169 121 36 12
842 It's only a seasonal job, but in a pandemic, you take what you can get. 1.3550 0.04624 169 120 38 11
843 I'm just screwing with him. 1.3550 0.04308 169 116 46 7
844 And you're sure you lost your keys here? 1.3550 0.04624 169 120 38 11
845 I just love these fall colors 1.3550 0.04847 169 123 32 14
846 Now try for the big one. 1.3542 0.05070 144 103 31 10
847 Nice shot eagle eye 1.3542 0.05350 144 106 25 13
848 Are you sure those are their brains? 1.3542 0.05258 144 105 27 12
849 The new neighbors seem nice. 1.3542 0.05070 144 103 31 10
850 Looking for intelligent life. 1.3542 0.05165 144 104 29 11
851 'Illegal aliens take local jobs' 1.3542 0.04875 144 101 35 8
852 They fall for it every time. Watch his expression change when he zap him up. 1.3540 0.04613 161 113 39 9
853 Go ahead. Suck it up. 1.3537 0.05181 147 107 28 12
854 "Start a cloud-based business" they said. "It'll be fun," they said. 1.3537 0.05090 147 106 30 11
855 Make the universe rake again! 1.3537 0.04998 147 105 32 10
856 I'm not sure what these are, but considering how much effort he was putting into gathering them they must be extremely valuable. 1.3537 0.04998 147 105 32 10
857 What part of "anal probe" was confusing to you? 1.3534 0.05358 133 96 27 10
858 I bet he does not believe in vaccines either 1.3533 0.05193 150 110 27 13
859 I said a little to your right 1.3533 0.05193 150 110 27 13
860 They must be valuable. The humans are all gathering them 1.3533 0.04743 150 105 37 8
861 The tall ones have all been idiots. Let's try the crumpled brown ones. 1.3533 0.04743 150 105 37 8
862 These poor primitives have no idea how valuable those are. 1.3533 0.05018 150 108 31 11
863 Yep, and then we just dump them on your neighbor's lawn. 1.3533 0.05106 150 109 29 12
864 Hang on, Carl. This one saw us. Now we have to find another planet to deposit our leaves. 1.3533 0.05018 150 108 31 11
865 That wasn’t the mess we needed cleaned up but ok. 1.3533 0.05106 150 109 29 12
866 These are good but I prefer the Nacho Cheese flavored 1.3533 0.04501 167 117 41 9
867 He's just going to throw these away. 1.3533 0.04811 167 121 33 13
868 The orders were: "Take his wife and leave." Not "leaves". 1.3533 0.04885 167 122 31 14
869 I think it’s something to with the Make America Rake Again campaign 1.3533 0.04885 167 122 31 14
870 We will easily win the support of their suburban men. 1.3533 0.04658 167 119 37 11
871 Hmm. Maybe they remove Trump too, while they're at it. 1.3533 0.04885 167 122 31 14
872 Our instructions were to gather samples of whatever they seem to hoard. 1.3533 0.04420 167 116 43 8
873 They must be valuable. The lifeforms keep collecting them. 1.3533 0.04735 167 120 35 12
874 Strange. He seems happy that we take the stuff he carefully collected 1.3533 0.04501 167 117 41 9
875 We may need to dangle live bait; the humans are attracted to these, but they just won’t bite. 1.3533 0.04958 167 123 29 15
876 Yes, I'm sure these are the intelligent life form. 1.3533 0.04501 167 117 41 9
877 I hope to move into abductions soon. 1.3533 0.04658 167 119 37 11
878 That look is called 'abduction envy'. 1.3533 0.05172 167 126 23 18
879 Do you think this is enough for my intergalactic “Assisting the Human” wilderness merit badge? 1.3533 0.04811 167 124 30 13
880 Just wear your glasses 1.3522 0.04979 159 116 30 13
881 I think we’re supposed to be dropping off leaflets, not picking them up. 1.3519 0.04673 162 115 37 10
882 His wife will never believe it. 1.3515 0.04533 165 116 40 9
883 He was piling them up, they must be important! 1.3515 0.04694 165 118 36 11
884 Always bring back the most evolved life forms. 1.3515 0.04848 165 120 32 13
885 Smart move, Xpze. You just bought us two light years in quarantine. 1.3515 0.04772 165 119 34 12
886 He's going to be really happy when we bring them back in the spring. 1.3515 0.04614 165 117 38 10
887 Now let's prank those humans by dumping it on Mars. 1.3515 0.04772 165 119 34 12
888 He would also like us to take his wife on a one-way mission. 1.3515 0.04574 165 123 29 13
889 Well, I guess they told us illegal aliens would be taking our jobs... 1.3515 0.04614 165 117 38 10
890 That human seems to be all out of those little brown things they compete to gather into large piles. As a gesture of goodwill, let's give him these. 1.3515 0.04533 165 116 40 9
891 The real money is in snow removal. 1.3515 0.04772 165 119 34 12
892 Do you usually leave a tip? 1.3515 0.04772 165 119 34 12
893 Good aim. Make sure you only capture the intelligent life forms. 1.3515 0.05072 165 123 26 16
894 They are small yet they have large slaves! 1.3515 0.04772 165 119 34 12
895 Yeah I know the work is seasonal, but hopefully it'll get us thru the pandemic. 1.3515 0.04848 165 120 32 13
896 Can we please just visit without your tidying? 1.3515 0.04772 165 119 34 12
897 I got a shit load of empty beer cans if you want them too . 1.3515 0.04848 165 120 32 13
898 Looks like the gig economy has gone intergalactic. 1.3515 0.04848 165 120 32 13
899 He said his name is Tom Sawyer and that this material is very valuable on this planet. 1.3515 0.05216 165 125 22 18
900 While you're at it, don't forget to take 2020 away too 1.3515 0.04848 165 120 32 13
901 OK, and now put them all on the other side of the fence. Thanks! 1.3515 0.04924 165 121 30 14
902 Should we tell him we’re just paying it forward? 1.3515 0.04533 165 116 40 9
903 They collect them every year, it's some kind of obsession. 1.3515 0.04451 165 115 42 8
904 forget one monolith, and we get put on trash duty. SMH. 1.3515 0.05072 165 123 26 16
905 At least this beats our last assignment cleaning up at the dog park. 1.3514 0.05240 148 109 26 13
906 Not the leaves, the human! 1.3514 0.04970 148 106 32 10
907 I’m warning you. It’s fool’s gold. 1.3514 0.05327 148 110 24 14
908 Next scatter it on the grass box of the other human and observe the compulsive sorting behavior! They never cease! Fascinating! 1.3514 0.05327 148 110 24 14
909 Are you sure he'll pay in Bitcoin? 1.3514 0.04876 148 105 34 9
910 Poor guy. Let's help out and put them back on the tree. 1.3514 0.05240 148 109 26 13
911 This gains their confidence. They think we are here to help them. 1.3514 0.04876 148 105 34 9
912 These "leaves" are clearly the superior species—see how they dominate the lesser beings? 1.3514 0.04876 148 105 34 9
913 He doesn't seem to mind. 1.3514 0.04970 148 106 32 10
914 Look at him…you’d think that this was the best thing that ever happened to him this year. 1.3514 0.05327 148 110 24 14
915 I don’t think that’s what the boss meant when he said “gather the fall of man” 1.3514 0.05151 148 108 28 12
916 Perhaps a sample will help us determine why the small scavenger organism collects the waste of the tall green organism. 1.3506 0.04921 154 111 32 11
917 I know we're illegal aliens , that's why we're doing this job for free 1.3506 0.05255 154 115 24 15
918 Stop, you'll spoil your appetite. You know we're having dinner in the Crab Nebula. 1.3506 0.04655 154 110 35 9
919 Here's the leaf vacuum you ordered from Amazon Prime. 1.3506 0.05091 154 113 28 13
920 Now, that’s what I call outsourcing. 1.3506 0.05174 154 114 26 14
921 They pile it up and burn it. It has to be worth something. 1.3506 0.04746 154 109 36 9
922 Whatever you do,do NOT take the humans until they're vaccinated. 1.3506 0.05007 154 112 30 12
923 Alright, but this is the last pile. You haven’t done anything with the leaves you pressed last year and we’re running out of encyclopedias. 1.3506 0.04921 154 111 32 11
924 We’re blowing our cover for this?” “Just wait, you’ll see how fun it is to jump in them. 1.3506 0.04655 154 108 38 8
925 The things my kids will do to get out of chores 1.3506 0.05007 154 112 30 12
926 And Donald says they all count. 1.3503 0.05259 157 118 23 16
927 Leave the human, he could be infected 1.3500 0.04873 160 116 32 12
928 It is a welcome change from crop circles. 1.3497 0.04567 163 115 39 9
929 No I don't know why they leave money on the ground either. 1.3497 0.04887 163 119 31 13
930 It’s so fun to mess with them when they leave their phones inside. 1.3497 0.04887 163 119 31 13
931 We must first try to win their hearts and minds. 1.3497 0.04398 163 113 43 7
932 Marcia I think your depth perception is still a tad off since you got those trifocals. 1.3497 0.04730 163 117 35 11
933 You were right, Blort. Their money DOES grow on trees. 1.3497 0.04483 163 114 41 8
934 He believes we did this with Trump ballots 1.3497 0.04964 163 120 29 14
935 If we take away their busy work, the society will crumble. 1.3497 0.04964 163 120 29 14
936 One more bag and we'll have enough to cover the rose garden. 1.3497 0.04809 163 118 33 12
937 For some reason this makes them very compliant before we beam them up. 1.3497 0.04567 163 117 36 10
938 He wants us to drop them over the fence. 1.3497 0.04887 163 119 31 13
939 I think he likes us 1.3497 0.04649 163 116 37 10
940 Ignore him. All the humans want out. 1.3497 0.04809 163 118 33 12
941 Then we spread them around again. They seem to love it. 1.3497 0.04567 163 115 39 9
942 The orders were to bring back the most intelligent species we could find. 1.3497 0.04809 163 118 33 12
943 That's not bad for your first time, Glerg. We just have to work on your aim a little. 1.3497 0.04483 163 114 41 8
944 The creature seems strangely unprovoked by our action. 1.3497 0.04649 163 116 37 10
945 After that last human, I'm going vegetarian. 1.3497 0.04887 163 119 31 13
946 Now you're sure the directive is 'Take us to your leafer,' right? 1.3497 0.05260 163 124 21 18
947 How many times do I have to tell you? It's LEADER not LEAFER. 1.3497 0.04483 163 114 41 8
948 He doesn't use a leaf-blower. Let's buy the place next door. 1.3497 0.04730 163 117 35 11
949 You rake em. We take ‘em. 1.3497 0.04730 163 117 35 11
950 Sure, take the leaves...2020 has taken everything else from me... 1.3497 0.04730 163 117 35 11
951 Now to REALLY blow his mind, put them back. 1.3497 0.05260 163 124 21 18
952 Of course they don’t know, look at how they run through fossil fuels 1.3497 0.04567 163 115 39 9
953 ‘You’re being ignorant,’ they said! ‘Illegal Aliens aren’t going to take your job,’ they said!” 1.3481 0.04994 158 116 29 13
954 It’s fun to dump them on the planet next door. 1.3478 0.05005 161 119 28 14
955 Let's dump them all in the neighbors yard and start an earthly feud. 1.3478 0.04515 161 113 40 8
956 Next week is recyclables. 1.3478 0.04515 161 113 40 8
957 Do we put them back on? 1.3478 0.04429 161 112 42 7
958 Trust me. They love tree droppings.. They collect them. 1.3478 0.04847 161 117 32 12
959 Are you sure those are the intelligent ones? 1.3478 0.05082 161 120 26 15
960 Beam up more! You can't eat just one. 1.3478 0.05082 161 120 26 15
961 I'm telling you, these things must be worth a fortune. Everyone's collecting them. 1.3478 0.04847 161 117 32 12
962 I told you it was “leader” not “leafer.” 1.3478 0.04766 161 116 34 11
963 This must be the roomba upgrade! 1.3478 0.04766 161 119 30 12
964 These must be of great value to them. 1.3478 0.04684 161 115 36 10
965 Of course it's valuable, why else would they all be collecting it? 1.3478 0.04684 161 115 36 10
966 Just dump it in the neighbor's yard as usual. 1.3478 0.04601 161 114 38 9
967 Earth exploration just isn't the same since the abduction ban. 1.3478 0.04684 161 115 36 10
968 These must be valuable. So many aliens are stockpiling them. 1.3478 0.04601 161 114 38 9
969 OK. Now we have to find the recipe for the dressing. 1.3478 0.04927 161 118 30 13
970 Given the time the earthlings spend collecting them, they must have incredible value. 1.3478 0.04684 161 118 33 10
971 Walt Whitman was referring to this? 1.3478 0.04429 161 121 30 10
972 No sign of intelligent life anywhere, but let's examine these just in case 1.3478 0.04927 161 118 30 13
973 It’s set to detect the most intelligent carbon based life forms 1.3478 0.04847 161 117 32 12
974 Based on all the effort the human uses to collect them, they must have great value. 1.3478 0.04515 161 113 40 8
975 I thought pickup was on Tuesdays? 1.3478 0.05005 161 119 28 14
976 Hurry! Before the wife sees us, and don't forget to get into the corners this time. 1.3478 0.04766 161 116 34 11
977 Of course, they're valuable! They rake them into large piles! 1.3478 0.04766 161 116 34 11
978 Once we refuel, we can erase his mind and get out of here. 1.3478 0.04515 161 113 40 8
979 2020 just keeps getting stranger and stranger. 1.3478 0.04847 161 117 32 12
980 See, THIS is what I meant by "mission creep." 1.3478 0.04766 161 116 34 11
981 I told you there were 200. We don't need a recount. 1.3478 0.05232 161 122 22 17
982 Worth the trip every year, just to see their faces! 1.3478 0.04601 161 114 38 9
983 ...and then we jump in them. 1.3478 0.04684 161 115 36 10
984 I hope next time we get picked to invade instead. 1.3478 0.04766 161 116 34 11
985 Unidentified fall object. 1.3478 0.04847 161 117 32 12
986 For every ten probings, one good deed. 1.3478 0.04766 161 116 34 11
987 they must be good for something he seems to be collecting them 1.3478 0.04515 161 113 40 8
988 They obsessively stockpile them. Of course they’re valuable. 1.3478 0.04601 161 114 38 9
989 If this doesn’t make him happy, nothing will. 1.3478 0.04847 161 117 32 12
990 That's the VACUUM button Bob! 1.3478 0.04684 161 115 36 10
991 Does he know that we provide snow removal 1.3478 0.04429 161 112 42 7
992 I still don’t this this makes up for all of those kids we abducted. 1.3478 0.04766 161 116 34 11
993 Do you ever feel like our ship's just a glorified lawn bag? 1.3478 0.04847 161 117 32 12
994 Anything to make the leaf blower noise stop! 1.3478 0.05005 161 119 28 14
995 I bet he wishes he had one of these. 1.3478 0.04766 161 116 34 11
996 These must be a precious resource, they spend so much time harvesting them. 1.3478 0.04684 161 115 36 10
997 Well, I guess it beats the anal probe 1.3478 0.05082 161 120 26 15
998 Nice going, John. You missed. 1.3478 0.04766 161 116 34 11
999 This offering suffices 1.3478 0.04847 161 117 32 12
1000 Luckily Trump can’t close the border to all aliens 1.3471 0.05715 121 89 22 10
1001 Jack could not accept the apparent evidence that leaf removal was the alien's ultimate objective 1.3464 0.05021 153 112 29 12
1002 Next, I'll show you how the Tractor Beam 3000 mulches. 1.3459 0.04886 159 118 28 13
1003 Leaf him alone, Scotty 1.3459 0.04967 159 117 29 13
1004 This must be their currency. I heard him say they were raking it in. 1.3459 0.04635 159 113 37 9
1005 I liked it better when we did anal probes. 1.3459 0.04886 159 116 31 12
1006 You weren’t kidding Urkh, down here it does grow on trees. 1.3459 0.04886 159 116 31 12
1007 It costs extra because it's 'Earth Weed.' Trust me, rich Martian kids always fall for it every time. 1.3446 0.04955 148 107 31 10
1008 It's menial work, but when you're undocumented, jobs are hard to come by. 1.3446 0.04955 148 107 31 10
1009 Once we mastered a quiet leaf sucker, Earthlings begged us to take over. 1.3445 0.05653 119 87 23 9
1010 Keep taking his ammunition so he can't use his weapon! 1.3442 0.04732 154 110 35 9
1011 I know you're just a trainee but the target should have been quite obvious. 1.3442 0.04732 154 114 29 11
1012 Take me to your leafer. 1.3439 0.05089 157 117 26 14
1013 I need more fiber in my diet. 1.3439 0.04757 157 113 34 10
1014 These beings must be the important ones. See how they congregate in piles? 1.3439 0.04926 157 115 30 12
1015 Wow,on this planet money really does grow on trees. We’ll be heros when we get back. 1.3439 0.04842 157 114 32 11
1016 They must be valuable or he wouldn’t be collecting them. 1.3439 0.04400 157 109 42 6
1017 We really need to adjust the aim on this beam 1.3439 0.04842 157 114 32 11
1018 I heard him cough, let's just grab the leaves and go. 1.3439 0.04842 157 114 32 11
1019 They’re organically grown, non-GMO, and gluten free. 1.3439 0.04926 157 115 30 12
1020 Carbon-based sunlight converter crisps are in season. 1.3439 0.04926 157 115 30 12
1021 Community service sucks. 1.3439 0.05089 157 117 26 14
1022 They really don't like Aliens doing the landscaping work around here. 1.3439 0.04926 157 115 30 12
1023 You’re sure these are his young? 1.3439 0.04926 157 115 30 12
1024 OK, but after this we’re done looking for intelligent life here. 1.3439 0.05008 157 116 28 13
1025 Finally! An earthling who remembers leaf collection is Thursday. 1.3439 0.04757 157 113 34 10
1026 I'm telling you, I get the feeling we're working for them. 1.3439 0.04582 157 111 38 8
1027 Every earth cycle, humans gather them and absorb their energy by stepping on the crunchy ones. 1.3439 0.04757 157 113 34 10
1028 Then we put them in his neighbors yard and they will kill each other off. 1.3439 0.05089 157 117 26 14
1029 When you're done here, maybe you can do the back too." 1.3439 0.04582 157 111 38 8
1030 The earthling stifles his anger now, but later we shall steal his snow! 1.3439 0.04842 157 114 32 11
1031 The leaves are okay for kindling but don’t forget to beam up the hominid. Those babies burn for hours! 1.3439 0.04842 157 114 32 11
1032 I hope they taste better than the dog 1.3439 0.04926 157 115 30 12
1033 Jobs for everyone" he said 1.3425 0.05274 146 109 24 13
1034 I've got high octane in the side yard. 1.3423 0.05794 111 81 22 8
1035 It must be something precious. Why else would he be collecting them? 1.3421 0.04583 152 107 38 7
1036 My new leaf service is out of this world! 1.3421 0.04860 152 110 32 10
1037 You have to bag it first. 1.3421 0.04860 152 110 32 10
1038 Clearly they must be delicious, Trog! They are so intent in harvesting them. 1.3421 0.04769 152 109 34 9
1039 Why is it that they always look so bewildered? 1.3419 0.04795 155 112 33 10
1040 Strange,he seems happy were stealing his food to feed our planet. 1.3419 0.04707 155 111 35 9
1041 Damn aliens. Stealin’ all our jobs. 1.3419 0.04795 155 112 33 10
1042 Don’t eat them all now. Save some for the trip home 1.3419 0.04795 155 112 33 10
1043 Needless to say, Jimmy failed on the abduction section of UFO driving test 1.3419 0.05132 155 116 25 14
1044 he already saw us. what were we supposed to do, just leave? 1.3419 0.05584 117 85 24 8
1045 Honey, I ended up going with that other leaf removal company, remember the one? Their price was outta this world, but they’re good! 1.3400 0.05079 150 111 27 12
1046 We place them in his neighbor's yard then analyze their conflict. 1.3399 0.04559 153 108 38 7
1047 Do you get that eerie feeling our intimidation tactics aren't having the desired effect? 1.3399 0.04559 153 108 38 7
1048 He saw us! Put them back! 1.3399 0.04743 153 110 34 9
1049 Good job son...just a little to the left next time 1.3399 0.04652 153 109 36 8
1050 That’s the last time we let your brother-in-law adjust the tractor beam. 1.3394 0.06144 109 82 17 10
1051 This species still bags them. 1.3380 0.04568 142 99 38 5
1052 No, those aren't THE Toronto Maple Leafs! 1.3380 0.05182 142 105 26 11
1053 Could you come back this summer for the weeds? 1.3380 0.05182 142 105 26 11
1054 They always look so disappointed. 1.3380 0.05182 142 105 26 11
1055 What a fool! He just lets us take as many as we want and doesn't even care!!! 1.3380 0.04986 142 103 30 9
1056 illegal aliens are stealing our jobs! 1.3380 0.05278 142 106 24 12
1057 They have a funky taste but they're gluten free. 1.3378 0.04751 148 106 34 8
1058 They gather leaves, we gather leaves. 1.3378 0.05123 148 110 26 12
1059 ...and now we short the rake market! 1.3378 0.04653 148 105 36 7
1060 No - abductions are next week. 1.3378 0.04847 148 107 32 9
1061 Zog! They must be precious, the creature is mining and hoarding them! 1.3378 0.05033 148 109 28 11
1062 Yes, I'm sure this is the intelligent life form. 1.3378 0.04941 148 108 30 10
1063 No, you can't jump in them. 1.3378 0.04751 148 106 34 8
1064 Accept his offering - on this planet, money grows on trees. 1.3378 0.05033 148 109 28 11
1065 They've had such a horrible 2020 that I thought it would be nice to help out. 1.3378 0.05123 148 110 26 12
1066 I don’t know, Glork. Maybe the unexamined leaf is worth leaving. 1.3378 0.05033 148 109 28 11
1067 Where were you thirty minutes ago? 1.3378 0.04941 148 108 30 10
1068 I told you we were too late to see the fall colors… Now put them back. 1.3378 0.05033 148 109 28 11
1069 We can't take him. Our orders are to capture intelligent life! 1.3378 0.05033 148 109 28 11
1070 That’ll be $20. 1.3378 0.04503 148 106 35 7
1071 The leaves must be valuable. They spend so much time gathering them. 1.3377 0.04688 151 108 35 8
1072 QAnon is gonna go bananas over this little caper. 1.3357 0.05230 140 104 25 11
1073 Migrant workers are so helpful 1.3357 0.05029 140 102 29 9
1074 No death rays? No giant robots? Just do all their yard work and they let us take over? Sweet. 1.3357 0.05029 140 102 29 9
1075 Jackpot! We’re rich! 1.3356 0.05259 146 110 23 13
1076 They must be important. Why else would he gather them? 1.3356 0.04887 146 106 31 9
1077 And then we drop them over the fence. His neighbors will never believe him. 1.3356 0.04789 146 105 33 8
1078 The bill for our services will be astronomical! 1.3356 0.05259 146 110 23 13
1079 We’re his kind of Alien. 1.3356 0.04982 146 107 29 10
1080 They'll never advance their civilization if we do everything for them. 1.3356 0.04789 146 105 33 8
1081 Dont worry, they still believe these things come from trees. 1.3356 0.04789 146 105 33 8
1082 Well that was closer. Remember son, ‘clutch then beam’. 1.3356 0.04789 146 105 33 8
1083 Idiot human, it’s like he doesn’t know money grows on trees 1.3356 0.05169 146 109 25 12
1084 No no, I said it’s time to LEAVE. 1.3356 0.05348 146 111 21 14
1085 I know you’re hungry, Zolt. We’ll get him in a minute — first I want these little things to give it some crunch. 1.3356 0.05004 149 110 28 11
1086 Think long-term, humans can't resist jumping into these. 1.3333 0.04459 147 103 39 5
1087 Hope he doesn't have a dog like the last guy. 1.3333 0.05717 120 90 20 10
1088 Sure. Every two weeks til winter would be great. Do you do plowing too? 1.3333 0.04928 144 105 30 9
1089 He doesn't seem to mind when we take his food 1.3333 0.04828 144 104 32 8
1090 How many times do I need to explain this, Larry? First we earn his trust, then we do the anal probe. 1.3333 0.04999 141 103 29 9
1091 Well they must be valuable - everyone's collecting them. 1.3333 0.04726 144 103 34 7
1092 Are you sure you want to stick with "Four Seasons Landscaping"? 1.3333 0.05215 144 108 24 12
1093 He is going to be mad, he worked hard to make that pile! 1.3310 0.04699 145 104 34 7
1094 Close only counts in tentacle clamps and fusion darts. 1.3310 0.04764 142 102 33 7
1095 How will their civilization advance if you keep doing this for them? 1.3310 0.05166 142 106 25 11
1096 Are you sure we are doing this right? 1.3310 0.04868 142 103 31 8
1097 Next we find where he keeps the bags. 1.3310 0.05069 142 105 27 10
1098 It's nice of these Earthlings to gather our needed spaceship biofuel in such tidy piles. 1.3310 0.04868 142 103 31 8
1099 Editor: "Just act casual; he won''t suspect a thing." 1.3310 0.05069 142 105 27 10
1100 Hey, a few more jobs like this one and we'll have enough to get home! 1.3310 0.04868 142 103 31 8
1101 Bend to our will puny earthlings. 1.3310 0.05069 142 105 27 10
1102 That’s not what I meant when I said it was time to leave. 1.3310 0.04550 142 100 37 5
1103 So much time and effort. They must be REALLY valuable. 1.3310 0.04658 142 101 35 6
1104 You gotta try these. They're great with salsa. 1.3310 0.04868 142 103 31 8
1105 Rake me up Scotty 1.3310 0.05449 142 109 19 14
1106 Why is the earthling discarding these? Their quite tasty. 1.3310 0.04969 142 104 29 9
1107 I've always believed in starting with the highest forms of life on a planet. 1.3310 0.04550 142 105 30 7
1108 Reminds me of farm-to-table back home. 1.3310 0.04868 142 103 31 8
1109 He shot the same look at us with the snow last winter. 1.3310 0.04868 142 103 31 8
1110 This takes care of our holiday shopping! 1.3310 0.04868 142 103 31 8
1111 It seems to value them. 1.3310 0.05069 142 105 27 10
1112 No one will believe him when he says we cleaned up his leaves for nothing.. 1.3310 0.04868 142 103 31 8
1113 Now watch him lose his mind when I spread them around the front yard! 1.3310 0.05069 142 105 27 10
1114 I understand they taste just like kvrxyq. 1.3310 0.05069 142 105 27 10
1115 Apparently that creature is a gatherer, not a hunter. 1.3310 0.05069 142 105 27 10
1116 Thank you for choosing Centauri System Lawn Service, please Holocall to book your next appointment. 1.3310 0.05166 142 106 25 11
1117 Honestly, you couldn't hit the broad side of a Borg cube! 1.3310 0.04868 142 103 31 8
1118 Pass the dip 1.3310 0.04868 142 103 31 8
1119 Hey, it's an extra two hundred dollars a week, and I get to set my own hours. 1.3310 0.05166 142 106 25 11
1120 This is why they think we built the pyramids. 1.3310 0.04764 142 102 33 7
1121 What if the order meant "leave," not "leaves?" 1.3310 0.04764 142 102 33 7
1122 I heard one say, “money grows on those. 1.3310 0.05166 142 106 25 11
1123 Leafing on a jet plane 1.3310 0.05262 142 107 23 12
1124 If they only knew what this stuff can do. 1.3310 0.04969 142 104 29 9
1125 we have found signs of intelligent life on earth 1.3310 0.04969 142 104 29 9
1126 They’ll fire us if we don’t bring back some form of intelligent life from this planet. 1.3310 0.04969 142 104 29 9
1127 Its 2020 they need all the help they can get! 1.3310 0.04868 142 103 31 8
1128 What? They said to bring back organic material 1.3310 0.04764 142 102 33 7
1129 He is a Trumper. Let's leave him on the Earth! 1.3308 0.04975 133 96 30 7
1130 Just beam it into the neighbor’s yard. 1.3288 0.04359 146 102 40 4
1131 I remember this guy from last Fall. Just quickly scoop up the specimens and let him up last. He rides his rake up the beam. I believe his name is ‘No Friggen Way’. I just call him Friggen. 1.3287 0.05230 143 108 23 12
1132 Wait, did he Venmo you? 1.3286 0.04909 140 102 30 8
1133 A little more to the left. 1.3286 0.04909 140 102 30 8
1134 Quit screwing around and pick him up already. 1.3286 0.05114 140 104 26 10
1135 It will be great! They make big piles and jump on them...I saw it on YouTube! 1.3286 0.05114 140 104 26 10
1136 They’re delicious toasted, and he’ll make a tasty dip. 1.3286 0.05407 140 107 20 13
1137 Yes, I'm sure. They hate it when aliens take their jobs. 1.3286 0.05114 140 104 26 10
1138 I say we blow them out on the other side of the fence and start a war.” 1.3286 0.05012 140 103 28 9
1139 Well ok, then. Why don't we move on to parallel parking? 1.3286 0.05114 140 104 26 10
1140 They must be important. He keeps gathering them up. 1.3286 0.04803 140 101 32 7
1141 We used to focus on cows but the boss is trying to go vegan. 1.3286 0.04803 140 101 32 7
1142 Don't worry, nobody will believe him 1.3286 0.05213 140 105 24 11
1143 Thanks,neighbor! There’s a few piles in the front yard, too! 1.3276 0.05581 116 86 22 8
1144 This won't take long. I just need specimens for my research on post-industrial rituals as relics of agricultural harvesting practices among primitive earth societies. 1.3276 0.05844 116 88 18 10
1145 These idiots could use a break. 1.3271 0.05905 107 80 19 8
1146 And once we finish the gutters, then he’ll take us to their leader? 1.3262 0.04879 141 103 30 8
1147 Confirmed; no intelligent life. But we can still beam up lunch. 1.3262 0.04774 141 102 32 7
1148 Are we really doing this for research, or are we just having fun? 1.3262 0.04879 141 103 30 8
1149 It's so nice how they conveniently pile them up for us. 1.3262 0.05083 141 105 26 10
1150 And they just think they're still coming from the trees, even when the branches are empty. I love Fall!" 1.3262 0.05083 141 105 26 10
1151 I know we don't actually NEED the beam to do this but I like to give them a show. 1.3262 0.04557 141 100 36 5
1152 It grows on trees, must be useful. 1.3262 0.05278 141 107 22 12
1153 I can't believe these humans would just throw away these magic, color-changing papers! 1.3262 0.04879 141 103 30 8
1154 give me that ... you couldn’t hit the ocean from the beach 1.3238 0.06419 105 82 12 11
1155 Almost, but one more mistake like this and you'll fail your test. 1.3237 0.04920 139 102 29 8
1156 It could be the taller object, but the red hat doesn’t inspire much confidence that it’s a higher life form. 1.3237 0.05228 139 105 23 11
1157 They'll never believe his UFO sighting story. 1.3237 0.05127 139 104 25 10
1158 Our leaders are going to be soooo impressed with our collection of intelligent life from this planet. 1.3237 0.04920 139 102 29 8
1159 We'll make a bundle off these now that oak leaf smoking has been legalized on Centurion 84. 1.3237 0.04920 139 102 29 8
1160 The humans keep amassing these in piles. We must study its contents. It must be of great importance. 1.3237 0.05228 139 105 23 11
1161 This is the most intelligent life we've found. 1.3237 0.04920 139 102 29 8
1162 I collect seashells and beach glass, too. 1.3235 0.05206 136 102 24 10
1163 Jerk the beam a little bit forward and watch his reaction. Always good for a laugh. 1.3233 0.04838 133 96 31 6
1164 Like golf, it seems to be a frustrating pastime they enjoy. 1.3233 0.04955 133 97 29 7
1165 I know it's a drag, but volunteering in the Third World looks really good on college applications. 1.3233 0.04719 133 95 33 5
1166 What’s even funnier is him explaining this to his wife when we spread these around again later. 1.3233 0.04838 133 96 31 6
1167 Who taught you how to aim that thing? 1.3226 0.04797 124 88 32 4
1168 He's not taking the bait. Use porn instead? 1.3226 0.05788 124 96 16 12
1169 The parents aren't even trying to stop us 1.3226 0.05191 124 91 26 7
1170 Your hypnotic power is amazing! He's just standing there while he watches us take his precious chlorophyll-generator! 1.3212 0.04962 137 101 28 8
1171 I think this is what Earthlings mean by “leave taking.” 1.3212 0.04962 137 101 28 8
1172 Just act normal... 1.3212 0.04626 137 98 34 5
1173 You drunk idiot, you're gonna clog the tractor beam! 1.3209 0.05360 134 102 21 11
1174 Please tell me you didn't leave the garbage bag on Neptune. 1.3196 0.05961 97 72 19 6
1175 So all this “superintelligence” and the best we can do is $20 per yard? 1.3185 0.05004 135 100 27 8
1176 You have a wrench up there? I got leaky faucet in my bathroom. 1.3182 0.05193 132 99 24 9
1177 Roger Base, we are now collecting life forms from Earth for analysis 1.3182 0.04966 132 97 28 7
1178 The ad said total landscaping. What did he think we’d be doing? 1.3182 0.04848 132 96 30 6
1179 We will bill you for the leaf cleanup later. 1.3168 0.06123 101 77 16 8
1180 I KNEW there was an app for that! 1.3158 0.04934 133 98 28 7
1181 After this we‘ll go apple picking 1.3158 0.05048 133 99 26 8
1182 Hopefully this makes up for eating his wife last week. 1.3158 0.04817 133 97 30 6
1183 A little to the right. 1.3158 0.04817 133 97 30 6
1184 Finally... intelligent lifeforms. 1.3158 0.05048 133 99 26 8
1185 This human piles them up nicely and doesn’t scatter them all around with those noisy blowy things. Let’s not kill him. 1.3158 0.05269 133 101 22 10
1186 Remember before COVID when we got paid to abduct them? 1.3158 0.05160 133 100 24 9
1187 I think I should tell them that this is not marijauna 1.3158 0.05269 133 101 22 10
1188 Blowing our cover better be worth this new diet of yours. 1.3158 0.04318 133 93 38 2
1189 Now, if a human sees us we do something to make their story sound truly insane. 1.3158 0.04697 133 96 32 5
1190 They make great compost. The human, not so much. 1.3158 0.04934 133 98 28 7
1191 more ballots for trump stolen by UFO's! 1.3158 0.04817 133 97 30 6
1192 I think maybe "Take me to your leafer" was a typo. 1.3158 0.04934 133 98 28 7
1193 That should make a nice salad, any ideas for the main course? 1.3158 0.04817 133 97 30 6
1194 He said we could use his yard to land on if we cleared out all his leaves. 1.3158 0.04934 133 98 28 7
1195 This is a long way to go for mulch. 1.3158 0.05481 133 103 18 12
1196 I’m just saying ‘take me to your leafer’ COULD have been a typo. 1.3158 0.05376 133 102 20 11
1197 A few more loads into the neighbor's yard and they'll destroy themselves. 1.3158 0.05048 133 99 26 8
1198 I know this violates the prime directive, but this stuff makes the best mulch. 1.3158 0.04934 133 98 28 7
1199 Say Brahm, do they realise we eat these to reduce pollution on our planet. 1.3158 0.05160 133 100 24 9
1200 No one will be-‘leaf’ him. Ha ha. Get it! 1.3158 0.05048 133 99 26 8
1201 I mean they were free so of course I took them 1.3158 0.05048 133 99 26 8
1202 If you can do that, why the hell have I been using this stupid rake?? 1.3158 0.04817 133 97 30 6
1203 He’ll really flip when he gets the bill. 1.3154 0.05126 130 97 25 8
1204 Oh look, a man with a rake. Give him some leaves, he'll love that. 1.3154 0.05009 130 96 27 7
1205 Listen, I told you a hundred times, you have to adjust for windage. 1.3133 0.06164 83 61 18 4
1206 You need to work on your aim, 1.3131 0.05495 99 72 23 4
1207 The neighbours will never believe me. 1.3130 0.05207 131 99 23 9
1208 So glad we found this planet: the fuel supply seems endless! 1.3130 0.05207 131 99 23 9
1209 They must be important or they wouldn't save them all. 1.3130 0.04734 131 95 31 5
1210 They always expect to be 'probed'; this will really confuse them. 1.3130 0.05318 131 100 21 10
1211 Leaf him alone; he is the fall guy. 1.3130 0.05093 131 100 22 9
1212 We'll be rich! 1.3130 0.04976 131 97 27 7
1213 Whatever these are, they must be important -- the Earthling spend so much time collecting them. 1.3130 0.04608 131 94 33 4
1214 You're just enabling him. 1.3130 0.05318 131 100 21 10
1215 Don't show him our visa. Let him think we're undocumented and see what he does. 1.3130 0.04857 131 96 29 6
1216 When boss said "only the dry wrinkly ones" did he mean the leaves or the people? 1.3130 0.05318 131 100 21 10
1217 I told you, it grows on trees here. 1.3130 0.04857 131 96 29 6
1218 Wanna watch him rake again? 1.3130 0.05318 131 100 21 10
1219 How much to do our rugs ? 1.3130 0.04976 131 97 27 7
1220 No, Morg, three feet to the right. 1.3130 0.05428 131 101 19 11
1221 Judging by the effort that this terrestrial put in them, these things must be worth a fortune! 1.3130 0.04857 131 96 29 6
1222 Abducts leaves, and probes. 1.3130 0.05428 131 101 19 11
1223 Are you sure they are the dominant species? 1.3130 0.05207 131 99 23 9
1224 Now do you see why I wanted those leaf bags at Costco? 1.3130 0.05207 131 99 23 9
1225 Guys,just be sure to put those in a paper lawn & leaf bag and place it curbside. 1.3130 0.04976 131 97 27 7
1226 I told him we'd help with his chores after the last time we probed him 1.3130 0.04857 131 96 29 6
1227 This planet: Try to help a guy and he gives you the side eye. 1.3130 0.04734 131 95 31 5
1228 The lawn-and-leaf-vacuum-ray bag appears to be full. 1.3130 0.04976 131 97 27 7
1229 "Thank you very mulch! We leaf you now in peace. 1.3130 0.04857 131 96 29 6
1230 It's good to keep busy between abductions. 1.3130 0.04857 131 96 29 6
1231 We're gonna be rich, dude. 1.3130 0.04976 131 97 27 7
1232 Every year, piles of these “leaves” absorb countless human children. They will make us unstoppable. 1.3130 0.05318 131 100 21 10
1233 Bob tries out the new Roboleafer with mixed feelings. 1.3130 0.04672 131 99 25 7
1234 The best part is seeing his face when we spit them out again. 1.3130 0.05318 131 100 21 10
1235 Ha! No one is going to believe him. 1.3130 0.05207 131 99 23 9
1236 They came looking for intelligent life. 1.3130 0.05428 131 101 19 11
1237 Phil .. I know you love fall but we can't just do inter-dimensonal space-time travel for the leaves . 1.3130 0.04976 131 97 27 7
1238 You know you’re just going to drop them all over the yard, so stop teasing him and get on with the abduction! 1.3125 0.04929 128 94 28 6
1239 It's no wonder their planet's in trouble. They can't even grasp leafcycling. 1.3115 0.05470 122 93 20 9
1240 Seriously, Frank ? We crossed the whole galaxy just for this? 1.3109 0.05167 119 88 25 6
1241 He did such a thorough job of collecting them -- they must be really valuable. 1.3101 0.05138 129 97 24 8
1242 Damn autocorrect. We typed 'leader'. 1.3101 0.04897 129 95 28 6
1243 I still feel that the groomer is the intelligent form. 1.3101 0.05255 129 98 22 9
1244 No Martin, I said WE'RE leaving. 1.3101 0.05255 129 98 22 9
1245 Is this the last thing on our scavenger hunt? 1.3101 0.04643 129 93 32 4
1246 Do they not realize how rare this stuff is? 1.3101 0.04511 129 94 31 4
1247 Those better not just sit in the garage gathering stardust. 1.3101 0.05138 129 97 24 8
1248 Take all you want 1.3101 0.05369 129 99 20 10
1249 How many days of community service do you have left? I really need to be home by next week. 1.3101 0.05138 129 99 21 9
1250 The memo didn't say probe his ash. 1.3101 0.05255 129 98 22 9
1251 Forget the leaves. Go for the MAGA hat 1.3101 0.04897 129 100 21 8
1252 The earthling's giant fork appears to be an inadequate tool. 1.3101 0.04772 129 94 30 5
1253 If this bunch of abductees is anything like that last group they are probably going to refuse to talk. 1.3101 0.04897 129 95 28 6
1254 It makes earthlings immoderately happy. Who knows why? 1.3101 0.04772 129 94 30 5
1255 Where were you when I was a kid? 1.3101 0.05138 129 97 24 8
1256 A little farther to the left. 1.3101 0.04897 129 95 28 6
1257 If they keep that up, we’re going to have to rename ‘fall’... 1.3101 0.05481 129 100 18 11
1258 They still haven't realized that compost is their most valuable resource...and that gold is not biodegradable. 1.3101 0.05369 129 99 20 10
1259 Grab them all - it's not like they grow on trees. 1.3101 0.05255 129 98 22 9
1260 Now let's dump them in his neighbor's yard and run. 1.3101 0.05019 129 96 26 7
1261 Elmax! That's it! As soon as we get home, you're seeing the eye doctor! Now move over! I'm driving! 1.3101 0.05138 129 97 24 8
1262 Now we take them to our weeder. 1.3101 0.05369 129 99 20 10
1263 I want a recount. 1.3101 0.05019 129 96 26 7
1264 Oh so doing chores isn’t an alien concept to you? 1.3101 0.05481 129 100 18 11
1265 Look, they just stand there when we take their stuff. 1.3101 0.04897 129 95 28 6
1266 I’m just now realizing “landscape maintenance” isn’t a euphemism for crop circles. 1.3101 0.05138 129 97 24 8
1267 This lawn company takes “social distancing” very seriously. 1.3101 0.05019 129 96 26 7
1268 Nothing shocks them anymore this year. 1.3101 0.05369 129 99 20 10
1269 Don't worry, we'll put them back when we're done probing them. 1.3101 0.04835 129 99 22 8
1270 A look back on a normal day in 2020 1.3101 0.05255 129 98 22 9
1271 Coming over here, taking our jobs... 1.3101 0.04897 129 95 28 6
1272 Humans turn over new leaves, we beam them up. 1.3101 0.04835 129 99 22 8
1273 My wife’s inside 1.3095 0.05341 126 96 21 9
1274 Scotty, I think it might be time for that eye exam! 1.3093 0.06448 97 76 12 9
1275 We need to be charging more. 1.3093 0.05744 97 72 20 5
1276 These must be Earth's smartest organisms: they show ability to change with the times. 1.3093 0.05554 97 71 22 4
1277 Try New England. 1.3089 0.05431 123 94 20 9
1278 Pranking Harry Reid isn't quite as thrilling as it used to be... 1.3089 0.05787 123 97 14 12
1279 Oh, Zorg, you're such a rake! 1.3089 0.05552 123 95 18 10
1280 I’m dying for a pine cone. 1.3089 0.04916 123 90 28 5
1281 Take me to your weeder ??????? 1.3089 0.05180 123 92 24 7
1282 Hey, this is my customer! 1.3089 0.05431 123 94 20 9
1283 How ‘bout you try your other right? 1.3089 0.05180 123 92 24 7
1284 Two thousand years of school between us and we get assigned to leaf removal? 1.3089 0.05049 123 91 26 6
1285 They must be of value, or he wouldn't be collecting them. 1.3089 0.05180 123 92 24 7
1286 ...And what EXACTLY do you plan to DO with those? 1.3089 0.05671 123 96 16 11
1287 I think the name ‘Four Seasons Landscaping’ would attract our kind of clientele. 1.3089 0.05431 123 94 20 9
1288 Can you do the same to our Executive Branch 1.3089 0.05049 123 91 26 6
1289 Be careful this time Blorp, last time there was a kid in one of these piles. 1.3089 0.05307 123 93 22 8
1290 I always like things to be in order before invading 1.3089 0.05307 123 93 22 8
1291 !@#* aliens, taking all our jobs! 1.3089 0.05787 123 97 14 12
1292 You missed again, Zebulon. For Godorz sake, put your glasses on! 1.3084 0.05698 107 81 19 7
1293 One planet's foliage is another planet's fossil fuels. 1.3083 0.05265 120 90 23 7
1294 Look, we can abduct earthlings any time of the year but this is the prime season for composting. 1.3071 0.04259 127 97 27 3
1295 We have to do these menial jobs until we get a green card 1.3071 0.05421 127 98 19 10
1296 Just a little to your right 1.3071 0.04810 127 93 29 5
1297 From my observation leaves are more intelligent. 1.3071 0.04938 127 94 27 6
1298 Now drop them in the neighbor's yard to start a fight. 1.3071 0.05063 127 95 25 7
1299 They're nice and crunchy but could use a little garlic salt. 1.3071 0.05421 127 98 19 10
1300 He’s carefully collecting them. They must be important. 1.3071 0.04938 127 94 27 6
1301 They have to be their most valuable property -- they spend more time gathering them than doing anything else. 1.3071 0.04938 127 94 27 6
1302 Whatever it is....I can't afford it! 1.3071 0.05756 127 101 13 13
1303 So what’ll I tell my wife I’m doing out here? 1.3071 0.05063 127 95 25 7
1304 They must have value or they wouldn't collect them. 1.3071 0.05063 127 95 25 7
1305 And quieter than a leaf blower. 1.3071 0.04938 127 94 27 6
1306 We're supposed to grab their leader, not their leafer. 1.3071 0.05063 127 95 25 7
1307 Are you sure Imperial Master’s exact words were ‘Eats, Shoots, & Leaves’? 1.3071 0.05535 127 99 17 11
1308 I hear we're not the only aliens cleaning leaves 1.3071 0.05421 127 98 19 10
1309 They must be valuable. Humans hoard them. 1.3071 0.04938 127 94 27 6
1310 You were right. There's no intelligent leaf on this planet. 1.3071 0.05185 127 96 23 8
1311 I don't know where they got all that "We come in peace," nonsense. We come for leaves. 1.3071 0.05304 127 97 21 9
1312 Now let's go put them back on Dave's lawn. 1.3071 0.05063 127 95 25 7
1313 Let me guess. You're squeamish about probing this guy. 1.3071 0.05063 127 95 25 7
1314 Just dump them all on the other side of the fence and let's see what happens. 1.3071 0.04810 127 93 29 5
1315 Yes, I said, "Take me to your leafer." 1.3071 0.04938 127 94 27 6
1316 Our mission is to collect only intelligent life forms. 1.3071 0.05063 127 95 25 7
1317 How much do you think we should charge him? 1.3071 0.05185 127 96 23 8
1318 Probe him for his thoughts on mulch versus compost. 1.3071 0.05185 127 96 23 8
1319 Good! Level Two suction works fine. Now watch his face when I switch to Hypersuck. 1.3071 0.05063 127 95 25 7
1320 First the leaves, then the trees and then the people. 1.3071 0.05304 127 97 21 9
1321 We’ve experimented on half his family. It’s the least we can do. 1.3071 0.05185 127 96 23 8
1322 I mean, if we're going to probe him, it's the least we can do. 1.3071 0.05063 127 95 25 7
1323 Are you sure that this is where we pick up our take-out food? 1.3071 0.05185 127 96 23 8
1324 Lovin’ the new hired help, and this time they’re not illegal 1.3071 0.05185 127 96 23 8
1325 They must be valuable or the creatures wouldn't collect them. 1.3071 0.04938 127 96 24 7
1326 Let's take all of them. He obviously thinks they're valuable. 1.3071 0.04938 127 94 27 6
1327 He thinks we're a Roomba! 1.3071 0.05304 127 97 21 9
1328 The list says he's next but let's go find one with boobs. 1.3071 0.05421 127 98 19 10
1329 So much better than the mulch we get at home! 1.3071 0.04810 127 93 29 5
1330 I said to beam up Leif. 1.3071 0.05304 127 97 21 9
1331 Are you sure you understand “raking it in.” 1.3071 0.05063 127 95 25 7
1332 Leaves, again?!? Leaves?!? How many times have we gone over this? It's 'take me to your leader!' Leader! 1.3071 0.05304 127 97 21 9
1333 When he's asleep, we'll tape them back onto the tree. 1.3071 0.05185 127 96 23 8
1334 I spoke with their leader. He wanted us to help him achieve lawn order in his land. 1.3071 0.04938 127 94 27 6
1335 Would you mind getting the gutters too? 1.3071 0.05421 127 98 19 10
1336 I can’t believe you let him talk us into this. 1.3071 0.05185 127 96 23 8
1337 Uh, we're supposed to find their LEADER. With a d. 1.3071 0.05063 127 95 25 7
1338 I think it's time for glasses. 1.3071 0.05535 127 99 17 11
1339 I said aim at the alien LIFE form, not LEAF form! 1.3071 0.05421 127 98 19 10
1340 That's beyond beleaf. 1.3071 0.05421 127 98 19 10
1341 Meatless Monday again, Zorg? 1.3071 0.04938 127 94 27 6
1342 No! The order said 'ship leaves now.' 1.3071 0.05063 127 95 25 7
1343 ...catch - and release! 1.3071 0.05304 127 97 21 9
1344 So, when did you decide to become a vegan? 1.3071 0.04938 127 94 27 6
1345 Your aim was a little off. Try again. 1.3071 0.05063 127 95 25 7
1346 But watch his face when I switch it to 'blow.' 1.3071 0.05185 127 96 23 8
1347 Well, if they weren't valuable, he wouldn't be collecting them. 1.3071 0.04810 127 93 29 5
1348 We used to abduct people, Murray. Now look at us! 1.3071 0.04938 127 94 27 6
1349 Can I come too? 1.3071 0.04938 127 94 27 6
1350 Okay, now forward a bit more. 1.3071 0.04938 127 94 27 6
1351 He’ll barely notice. It’s 2020. 1.3071 0.05185 127 96 23 8
1352 Four Seasons Landscaping really is out of this world. 1.3071 0.05647 127 100 15 12
1353 Well, there must be a good reason why he's collecting them 1.3071 0.05185 127 96 23 8
1354 It’s the least we could do. 1.3071 0.05063 127 95 25 7
1355 Don’t look at me like that- I’m harvesting the money that grows on trees of course. 1.3071 0.05063 127 97 22 8
1356 In return for this favor, we demand an explanation of the musical fantasy film ‘Cats’ 1.3071 0.05185 127 96 23 8
1357 No way this fits into the city’s budget 1.3071 0.05185 127 96 23 8
1358 So that's eco-fueled. 1.3071 0.04938 127 94 27 6
1359 It was then that Randy knew he hadn't wasted all those nights with Art Bell. 1.3071 0.05535 127 99 17 11
1360 Let's put these in his neighbor's yard. I'm sure they'll be unimpressed with his explanation. 1.3071 0.05304 127 97 21 9
1361 I thought you didn’t pick up on Thanksgiving. 1.3071 0.04938 127 94 27 6
1362 This new Rumba is super effective 1.3071 0.05421 127 98 19 10
1363 I feel like when they’re not frightened we’re doing something wrong. 1.3071 0.04938 127 94 27 6
1364 We come in Leafs now Rake me to your Weeder 1.3071 0.05421 127 98 19 10
1365 They’ve had a year...it’s the least we can do. 1.3071 0.05185 127 96 23 8
1366 These are what all the great ones sang about...Sinatra, Piaf and Nat King Cole. 1.3065 0.05393 124 95 20 9
1367 Whatever they are, they must be valuable--everyone is stockpiling them. 1.3058 0.05228 121 91 23 7
1368 We clear cut our planet and now we need mulch. 1.3058 0.05358 121 92 21 8
1369 Twenty dollars per lawn, 100 lawns a day ... we're gonna pay for this trip in no time. 1.3058 0.05358 121 92 21 8
1370 I always like a salad before the main course. 1.3058 0.05228 121 91 23 7
1371 Really? This is how we want to reveal ourselves? 1.3058 0.05095 121 90 25 6
1372 The media can’t get enough of Alien Invaders Total Landscaping. 1.3058 0.05485 121 93 19 9
1373 They must be valuable. Why would they spend so much time gathering them? 1.3058 0.04817 121 88 29 4
1374 Ah ... the fruits of his harvest are ours! 1.3058 0.04958 121 89 27 5
1375 It’s the least we can do after all that probing 1.3058 0.05228 121 91 23 7
1376 How much ransom will he pay? 1.3058 0.05358 121 92 21 8
1377 The aliens are coming for our jobs. 1.3058 0.05358 121 92 21 8
1378 Every fall they put these offerings out for us. Personally I prefer the cows but we don’t want to appear rude. 1.3058 0.04817 121 88 29 4
1379 Patience kid, you just can’t start off on the death ray. 1.3058 0.05485 121 93 19 9
1380 Same time next week? 1.3058 0.05228 121 91 23 7
1381 The Fall of Man. 1.3058 0.05228 121 91 23 7
1382 Bob was pleased with the new lawn service. 1.3058 0.04817 121 88 29 4
1383 This human is falling apart. 1.3058 0.05228 121 91 23 7
1384 We’ve offered them money, but they just want to get rid of them. 1.3058 0.04817 121 88 29 4
1385 Your salad will be ready in flash, Blxgrug. 1.3058 0.05358 121 92 21 8
1386 Its your first day so I’m going to pretend you didn’t just say “Rake me to your leader” 1.3058 0.05228 121 91 23 7
1387 Food source raked into piles. You don't get that on any other planet. That's why I love coming here. 1.3058 0.05228 121 91 23 7
1388 They want us to collect intelligent leaf forms? 1.3058 0.05228 121 91 23 7
1389 OK, that's it. You missed again. I'm driving. 1.3058 0.05095 121 90 25 6
1390 Damn that Google translate : It should have been “Take me to your leader” .....not leafer ..... 1.3058 0.05358 121 92 21 8
1391 No one will believe him, they'll just say it's RAKE news! 1.3058 0.05228 121 91 23 7
1392 Excellent source of fibre. 1.3058 0.04958 121 89 27 5
1393 Or we could just blow them out into the street. 1.3058 0.05095 121 90 25 6
1394 I realized the universe offers two great pleasures: travel and making mulch. 1.3058 0.04958 121 89 27 5
1395 These must be valuable, they’ve been collecting them all season 1.3058 0.04958 121 89 27 5
1396 I can't wait to see the expression on his face when we blow this stuff all over his lawn. 1.3058 0.05228 121 91 23 7
1397 Can you guys wait so I can call my mother-in-law to come out here? 1.3058 0.05358 121 92 21 8
1398 After we process it, we sell it to them as mulch for a big profit. 1.3058 0.04817 121 88 29 4
1399 Double or nothing says he's another rake thrower. 1.3058 0.05228 121 91 23 7
1400 Literally the only things on this planet worth taking. 1.3058 0.05228 121 91 23 7
1401 You couldn't leaf it alone, could you? 1.3058 0.05228 121 91 23 7
1402 I love Fall. 1.3058 0.05228 121 91 23 7
1403 We don’t need samples. Clearly, still in the hunter - gatherer stage. 1.3058 0.05095 121 90 25 6
1404 They burn them. Pearls before swine. 1.3058 0.03587 121 95 21 5
1405 First the Roombas, now this... I give up. 1.3058 0.05095 121 90 25 6
1406 Should have stayed with the local landscape company. 1.3058 0.05095 121 93 21 7
1407 I’m not sure that’s what he meant by, “Please, leave. 1.3058 0.05358 121 92 21 8
1408 It's happening. The Martians are here to take away our jobs 1.3058 0.05228 121 91 23 7
1409 ...what else says “We come in peace”? 1.3058 0.05358 121 92 21 8
1410 'Don't worry, we'll put them back in the trees by spring!' 1.3058 0.05095 121 90 25 6
1411 « Organic Material Market Goes Galactic: How Interplanetary Waste Management Saves Us Money & Helps Create Life On Other Planets » 1.3058 0.05228 121 91 23 7
1412 If you feel so guilty about probing him, the least we can do is erase his memories of 2020. He is just going to have to rake again in 20 minutes. 1.3058 0.05228 121 91 23 7
1413 Good compost is just so hard to find. 1.3058 0.05358 121 92 21 8
1414 Apparently they are fun to collect and jump in 1.3058 0.04958 121 89 27 5
1415 We'll be taking this sample of intelligent life with us 1.3058 0.04671 121 92 23 6
1416 Sorry, we were just leaving 1.3058 0.05228 121 91 23 7
1417 Can you believe they burn dinosaurs to run their vehicles 1.3058 0.05228 121 91 23 7
1418 I know, I know. I took too much this time... but they’re organic! 1.3058 0.04522 121 86 33 2
1419 Illegal aliens stealing jobs from ordinary Americans... just trying to fit in here 1.3058 0.05609 121 94 17 10
1420 Finally, we can confirm there is leaf on earth. 1.3058 0.05609 121 94 17 10
1421 My new yard service is out of this world! 1.3058 0.05228 121 91 23 7
1422 Just wait, he’ll start running and screaming in a second. 1.3051 0.05451 118 90 20 8
1423 Let's make his day. Put it in reverse 1.3051 0.05451 118 90 20 8
1424 We come in peace, but we do need your toilet paper. 1.3049 0.06181 82 61 17 4
1425 Tell me again what the plan is here? 1.3043 0.05934 92 69 18 5
1426 We are leaving. 1.3034 0.05851 89 68 16 5
1427 So if this isn’t intelligent life we’ll come back for that other thing 1.3034 0.06472 89 69 13 7
1428 It's roughage, Karen! You can't live on freeze-dried ice cream. 1.3034 0.06472 89 69 13 7
1429 This is a great side gig! 1.3034 0.06272 89 68 15 6
1430 I miss the old Kanye. 1.3034 0.06272 89 68 15 6
1431 That guy looks like he could use a pick-me-up. 1.3033 0.04640 122 88 31 3
1432 Definitely looks like an important collectible 1.3033 0.05320 122 93 21 8
1433 Sure, the new alien overlords were different but they had a great public works policy. 1.3033 0.05191 122 92 23 7
1434 For this one let's put them all in his gutter 1.3025 0.05141 119 89 24 6
1435 Finally, a sign of intelligent life - no leaf blower. 1.3025 0.05668 119 93 16 10
1436 I just couldn‘t watch him use that primitive tool any long. 1.3025 0.05000 119 88 26 5
1437 Now we just need cigarette paper. 1.3025 0.05411 119 91 20 8
1438 We figured you guys needed a little help right now 1.3025 0.05000 119 88 26 5
1439 Are you sure that "rake me to your leader" is the right translation? 1.3017 0.05081 116 86 25 5
1440 We know they're valuable because earthlings gather them. 1.3000 0.05795 90 67 19 4
1441 Sure they burn them but I don’t think these are the leaves they smoke 1.3000 0.04822 120 93 21 6
1442 Where were these guys before I started raking? 1.3000 0.05575 90 66 21 3
1443 I don't want to be a backseat driver but would you please properly align our abduction beam. 1.2991 0.05188 117 88 23 6
1444 Foolish Earthlings. They don't realize money does grow on trees. 1.2991 0.05044 117 87 25 5
1445 - Why do we keep dumping leaves in that guys garden? - Because nothing can last and no victory is final, Jim. If you read Camus you would understand. 1.2991 0.05188 117 88 23 6
1446 I am unfazed. It's 2020. 1.2991 0.05044 117 87 25 5
1447 Earth to Zorg: What's the rush? We're getting paid by the hour, not by the leaf! 1.2991 0.05328 117 89 21 7
1448 It's amazing! It's like they're just giving them away! 1.2991 0.04743 117 85 29 3
1449 When we're done here, let's go dump them in the gutter. 1.2991 0.05598 117 91 17 9
1450 Now we put them in Steve's yard, that idiot thinks the wind blows them there 1.2991 0.05328 117 89 21 7
1451 And I thought To Serve Man was a cookbook! 1.2991 0.05465 117 90 19 8
1452 I can't believe how easy it is to steal the precious metals of this planet. 1.2991 0.05328 117 89 21 7
1453 Alien ship visits, and 'leaves' no trace. 1.2991 0.05044 117 87 25 5
1454 Sigh, you never listen. I said to pick up Steve, not the leaves. 1.2991 0.05465 117 90 19 8
1455 I'll definitely recommend this lawn service. 1.2975 0.05202 121 92 22 7
1456 I’m gonna make earrings with these and sell them on Etsy! 1.2975 0.05068 121 91 24 6
1457 Man. I can never catch a rake! 1.2975 0.05202 121 92 22 7
1458 And that, my son, is what they call soft diplomacy. 1.2967 0.05524 91 67 21 3
1459 He does not seem to be too concerned... 1.2966 0.05150 118 89 23 6
1460 Your aim is off. 1.2966 0.05289 118 90 21 7
1461 Although ‘leaves,’ they can be taken. Oxymoronic planet. 1.2957 0.05657 115 90 16 9
1462 You could use the roughage, Phil. 1.2957 0.05089 115 86 24 5
1463 He gets his lawn cleared, we occasionally get a cat. 1.2957 0.05236 115 87 22 6
1464 he's wondering if we can come back later when his wife is home" 1.2957 0.05236 115 87 22 6
1465 Are you sure they told us to find signs of intelligent leaf? 1.2957 0.05380 115 88 20 7
1466 No,no,no! "To Serve Mankind" is a recipe book, not a policy manual! 1.2957 0.05520 115 89 18 8
1467 We really learned our lesson after that encounter with an earthling's septic tank. 1.2957 0.05520 115 89 18 8
1468 The transporter, you idiot. Not the dust buster. 1.2957 0.05089 115 86 24 5
1469 We don't want him. He can't even keep up with these things. 1.2957 0.05089 115 86 24 5
1470 Set course for his gutters. 1.2957 0.05657 115 90 16 9
1471 Interstellar volunteer opportunities 1.2957 0.05380 115 88 20 7
1472 Can you take my kids too? 1.2957 0.05380 115 88 20 7
1473 ....because crop circles are SO last year 1.2957 0.04617 115 91 19 5
1474 Our research suggests it's a funerary ritual practiced annually by the carbon life forms. We're saving them from cremation. 1.2951 0.04683 122 92 25 5
1475 Just wait’ll I point this thing at his cock. 1.2946 0.05762 112 88 15 9
1476 It's like taking candy from a baby. 1.2946 0.05174 112 84 23 5
1477 It's the human we want, Gary 1.2941 0.05113 119 90 23 6
1478 You’ve got the intelligent ones. The other one is using a rake. 1.2927 0.06132 82 62 16 4
1479 Sweet Jesus Frank, look a the size of HIS probe! 1.2927 0.05484 82 62 17 3
1480 And then put them back, just to see the look on his face. 1.2920 0.04817 113 83 27 3
1481 When I told you to leave, this is not what I meant. 1.2920 0.05433 113 87 19 7
1482 Next time let me do the talking Mr. 'Take me to your leafer.' 1.2920 0.05577 113 88 17 8
1483 Be sure to come back next year 1.2920 0.04817 113 83 27 3
1484 Let's give him a batch from his neighbor's yard too!" 1.2920 0.05433 113 87 19 7
1485 Next is the living room rug. 1.2920 0.05577 113 90 14 9
1486 They don't even put up a fight. 1.2920 0.04817 113 83 27 3
1487 if humans spend months collecting them, then they must be valuable. 1.2920 0.05134 113 85 23 5
1488 Does it eat, shoots and leaves, or does it eat shoots and leaves? 1.2920 0.05433 113 89 16 8
1489 You spent a thousand blerms on the leaf collector option, but you won't pay for a heated passenger seat? You are such a gorkhole. 1.2920 0.05433 113 87 19 7
1490 It was nice of him to put them in a pile for us. 1.2920 0.04978 113 84 25 4
1491 Thanks Scotty. See you again next fall 1.2920 0.05286 113 86 21 6
1492 This isn't what the boss meant when he said, "go get what they are collecting." 1.2920 0.05286 113 86 21 6
1493 You know, with cream cheese and lox these wouldn't be bad 1.2920 0.05987 113 91 11 11
1494 My understanding is eventually we'll earn enough money for a bike. 1.2920 0.05134 113 85 23 5
1495 No,the boss said only the intelligent life. 1.2920 0.05717 113 89 15 9
1496 There goes next year's compost. 1.2920 0.05286 113 86 21 6
1497 He thinks the city paid way too much for this leaf collector. 1.2920 0.05577 113 88 17 8
1498 Fred, you diabolical genius! He works all day and we sweep in to claim the prize. 1.2920 0.05286 113 86 21 6
1499 The one with the hat is the human. 1.2920 0.05286 113 86 21 6
1500 I like this planet where they rake food into piles for us 1.2920 0.05433 113 87 19 7
1501 When did you last have your eyesight checked? 1.2920 0.05433 113 87 19 7
1502 Random act of kindness... 1.2920 0.05717 113 89 15 9
1503 Can I interest you in a cat? 1.2920 0.05577 113 88 17 8
1504 First we take all their food! 1.2920 0.05577 113 88 17 8
1505 Back in my day, we abduct cows. 1.2920 0.04978 113 84 25 4
1506 Very nice. Next, parallel parking. 1.2920 0.05134 113 85 23 5
1507 This trip was all about your compost bin all along, wasn't it?! 1.2920 0.05433 113 87 19 7
1508 I’d say our new Roomba has been even better than advertised. 1.2920 0.05286 113 86 21 6
1509 History will see us as liberators! 1.2920 0.05577 113 88 17 8
1510 I wonder if they know how to plow a driveway ? Paul Brass Ipswich, Mass 1.2920 0.05853 113 90 13 10
1511 Foreign aid. 1.2920 0.05286 113 86 21 6
1512 After covid nothing will surprise them. 1.2920 0.05577 113 88 17 8
1513 I still think the order was to "take leave". 1.2920 0.04978 113 84 25 4
1514 I had one job. 1.2920 0.05286 113 86 21 6
1515 Take the leaves. Leave the cannoli." 1.2920 0.05433 113 87 19 7
1516 I need them for my diorama 1.2920 0.04817 113 83 27 3
1517 Welp, I guess they finally found a good use for Space Force 1.2920 0.05433 113 87 19 7
1518 I said "let's take their leader", not "let's take their leaves" 1.2920 0.05134 113 85 23 5
1519 The ad did say alien workers 1.2920 0.05433 113 87 19 7
1520 Let' spread them around the front yard! 1.2917 0.05076 120 91 23 6
1521 For some reason, the Martian children love to play in these! 1.2895 0.05246 114 87 21 6
1522 I don’t quite understand the broadcast “don’t leave home without it,” so we better take them. 1.2883 0.05337 111 85 20 6
1523 You’re doing it wrong. 1.2883 0.05488 111 86 18 7
1524 After this we'll go for the small brown nuggets in the other yard. 1.2883 0.05779 111 88 14 9
1525 We are the latest Roomba model. 1.2883 0.05488 111 86 18 7
1526 You mean they never put up any resistance? 1.2883 0.04855 111 82 26 3
1527 They say money grows on trees here! 1.2883 0.05181 111 84 22 5
1528 How will you get these through customs? 1.2883 0.05635 111 87 16 8
1529 He'd never believe it's compost powered. 1.2883 0.05919 111 89 12 10
1530 This is to reward you for not using one of those noisy leaf blowers that we can hear all the way in our planet 1.2883 0.05337 111 85 20 6
1531 Watch how he explains this to the neighbors. 1.2883 0.04855 111 84 23 4
1532 Stanley, your hoarding has got to stop. 1.2883 0.05488 111 86 18 7
1533 He doesn't look as happy as I expected... 1.2883 0.05020 111 83 24 4
1534 See. They expect aliens to do their yard work for them. 1.2883 0.05488 111 86 18 7
1535 Stop! That's not a Caesar. 1.2883 0.05779 111 88 14 9
1536 For an extra $5 will you drop them in my neighbor's yard? 1.2883 0.05181 111 84 22 5
1537 Earthlings never get our absurd sense of humor. 1.2883 0.05337 111 85 20 6
1538 I hope this convinces them we've come to be helpful." 1.2883 0.05181 111 84 22 5
1539 We can charge them for this, right?" 1.2883 0.05020 111 83 24 4
1540 Ralph stop it. Leaf it be. 1.2883 0.05337 111 85 20 6
1541 Experiment #5: I plan to blow them back in his neighbor's yard to see what happens. 1.2883 0.05635 111 87 16 8
1542 I know you think this is cheeky, but the 'undocumented alien stealing his job' joke is lost on him. 1.2883 0.05488 111 86 18 7
1543 Don’t tell me the contract covers the whole neighborhood! 1.2883 0.05181 111 84 22 5
1544 We fly at the speed of light and can only get a landscaping job? 1.2883 0.05020 111 83 24 4
1545 We tried the humans already. Even mouthwash couldn't get rid of the taste... 1.2883 0.05488 111 86 18 7
1546 I can hear his friends laughing at him now, “so the UFO used a retractor beam to suck up the leaf pile.” 1.2883 0.05181 111 84 22 5
1547 Zubat, you've blown our cover! Leaf pickup is on Tuesdays! 1.2883 0.05488 111 86 18 7
1548 Quick—before he can use his weapon against us! 1.2883 0.05020 111 83 24 4
1549 Not bad, except he saw you. Now we have to kill him. 1.2883 0.05337 111 85 20 6
1550 Clearly these are valuable. Why else would earthlings collect them? 1.2883 0.04855 111 82 26 3
1551 I said LEAVE, not LEAF!! 1.2883 0.05635 111 87 16 8
1552 Thanks, but I’m still not interested in an extended warranty on my vehicle. 1.2883 0.05635 111 87 16 8
1553 I mean, they did ask us to bring back samples of intelligent life, right? 1.2883 0.05181 111 84 22 5
1554 They must be valuable... he collected them so carefully 1.2883 0.05181 111 84 22 5
1555 Just wait until he sees the invoice! 1.2883 0.05181 111 84 22 5
1556 I like to use them for those potpourri bags I make. Why are you always so critical of my hobbies 1.2883 0.04855 111 82 26 3
1557 It's good to start with some greens before the main course. 1.2883 0.05181 111 84 22 5
1558 It took 4 years of college to become an intergalactic landscaper? 1.2883 0.05337 111 85 20 6
1559 Who is this Martha Stewart you feel you must emulate? 1.2883 0.05181 111 84 22 5
1560 27 light years....27 light years! For mulch!? 1.2883 0.05779 111 88 14 9
1561 Sorry, missing a human is an automatic fail on the saucer license test. 1.2883 0.05020 111 83 24 4
1562 I don't think that's going to scare them into submission. 1.2883 0.05337 111 85 20 6
1563 Traveling with a neat freak is such a pain. 1.2883 0.05337 111 85 20 6
1564 It's Leader. With a D. Not an F. 1.2883 0.05488 111 86 18 7
1565 This is nothing compared to how we mess with the Christmas lights. 1.2883 0.05181 111 84 22 5
1566 Why does he look surprised, it's leaf collection day. 1.2883 0.05181 111 84 22 5
1567 Your other right. 1.2883 0.05337 111 85 20 6
1568 I thought it was the least we could do to thank him for not using a damned gas-powered leaf blower. 1.2883 0.05779 111 88 14 9
1569 I know all about non-interference, but one small favor can't hurt. 1.2883 0.05181 111 84 22 5
1570 I knew illegal aliens would be coming for my job sooner or later. 1.2883 0.05488 111 86 18 7
1571 They must be of immense value, as we have observed this gathering across this entire planet. 1.2883 0.05488 111 86 18 7
1572 Your aim sucks. Hand over the controller. 1.2883 0.05337 111 85 20 6
1573 Hey!.....Don't forget the gutters fellas. 1.2883 0.05020 111 83 24 4
1574 And then we beam them back, into a mysterious clump under the porch. 1.2883 0.05181 111 84 22 5
1575 What? It's for the organic garden. I'm telling you, they won't even notice they're gone. 1.2883 0.04855 111 82 26 3
1576 They're coming here and stealing our jobs. 1.2883 0.05488 111 86 18 7
1577 They collect them everywhere. They must be worth something. 1.2883 0.05181 111 84 22 5
1578 Four Seasons Total Landscaping's operations budget has really improved since the last President's endorsement. 1.2883 0.05635 111 89 13 9
1579 Nobody’s gonna be-leaf this. 1.2883 0.05337 111 85 20 6
1580 I said earthling. Try again 1.2883 0.05488 111 86 18 7
1581 Why are you looking at me like that? I can’t seem to find toilet paper anywhere. 1.2883 0.05635 111 87 16 8
1582 Essential workers are never in the spotlight. 1.2883 0.05488 111 86 18 7
1583 They're valuable. The earthling is collecting them. 1.2883 0.05020 111 83 24 4
1584 Yes, money does grow on trees. 1.2883 0.05779 111 88 14 9
1585 ... Just keep going, they'll never believe him. 1.2883 0.04855 111 82 26 3
1586 Parallel planet navigation is good, Zelda. Next week's class, we'll focus on alien abduction. 1.2883 0.05181 111 84 22 5
1587 Now put them in that neighboring planet's yard. 1.2883 0.05337 111 85 20 6
1588 Susan said that if you mix them with moon water, they take ten years off your face! 1.2883 0.05779 111 88 14 9
1589 I was going to jump in those. 1.2883 0.05337 111 85 20 6
1590 They’ve had it rough this year, let’s help with the small stuff 1.2883 0.05488 111 86 18 7
1591 Remember, the mission brief asked for Earth LIVES. 1.2883 0.03235 111 91 15 5
1592 It's been a tough year for us all. Let us releaf you. 1.2883 0.05779 111 88 14 9
1593 If we help them clean up their backyard, maybe they’ll stop trying to move into ours 1.2883 0.05488 111 86 18 7
1594 All intelligent life forms extracted. We can leave now. 1.2883 0.05337 111 85 20 6
1595 : "It's OK, I messed up my first abduction, too." 1.2883 0.05635 111 87 16 8
1596 Honey, I think you can cancel this month’s lawn service. 1.2883 0.04855 111 82 26 3
1597 When they said aliens were taking our jobs, this is not how I imagined it 1.2883 0.05337 111 85 20 6
1598 This seems normal for 2020 1.2883 0.05488 111 86 18 7
1599 leave my leaves and leave 1.2883 0.05488 111 86 18 7
1600 I know it's a lot of work, but it will be worth it if it means we never have to hear a leaf blower again. 1.2883 0.05181 111 84 22 5
1601 Leave, Carl. I said we needed to *leave.* 1.2883 0.05779 111 88 14 9
1602 'I'm sure the boss said marijuana leaves, not just any leaves.' 1.2883 0.05635 111 87 16 8
1603 They’re calling us the Uber of extraterrestrial landscaping. I’m just happy to pick up some cash for the holidays. 1.2883 0.05337 111 85 20 6
1604 Really, Zorgon? $25 per yard? That barely covers our overhead! 1.2883 0.05181 111 84 22 5
1605 Finally we can get some peace from their leafblowers! 1.2881 0.04977 118 89 24 5
1606 Remind me again, how are we superior? 1.2870 0.04753 108 79 27 2
1607 Keep looking! We have until January 20th to find those missing ballots! 1.2870 0.05589 108 84 17 7
1608 They need all the help they can get these days. 1.2857 0.04818 112 83 26 3
1609 With this kind of service, we'll rule the world! 1.2857 0.05533 105 81 18 6
1610 I hope he appreciates that we're not just blowing them into the neighbor's yard. 1.2857 0.04982 112 86 21 5
1611 It will take them another 1,000 years before they have a leaf based energy... so this is win win. 1.2857 0.05141 112 85 22 5
1612 Watch.......The human will not resist while we take all it’s plant hands. 1.2857 0.05295 112 86 20 6
1613 No! The other nuisance. 1.2857 0.05761 84 63 18 3
1614 So, same time next year? 1.2844 0.05389 109 84 19 6
1615 It’s leader not leafer? Take me to you LEADER! What are you from QAnon? 1.2844 0.05695 109 86 15 8
1616 Are you sure he doesn’t compost? 1.2844 0.04893 109 81 25 3
1617 Now you’re just showing off. 1.2844 0.05229 109 83 21 5
1618 It must be valuable. He has been gathering it whole morning... 1.2844 0.05544 109 85 17 7
1619 We're going to have to get you some glasses 1.2844 0.04893 109 84 21 4
1620 It's the least we can do. He's had a hard year. 1.2844 0.05064 109 82 23 4
1621 Tastes like Chicken. 1.2844 0.05229 109 83 21 5
1622 Immigrants get the job done. 1.2844 0.05389 109 84 19 6
1623 Leave the earthling with the weapon. 1.2844 0.05389 109 84 19 6
1624 We want to understand once and for all why it's so satisfying to jump in piles of these things. 1.2844 0.05064 109 82 23 4
1625 Now, I know what you're thinking - "I can't take a UFO out for a test ride without the dealer trying to sell me a silly add on like a leaf blower." But let me show you the crop circles that you can whip up with this bad boy! 1.2844 0.05544 109 85 17 7
1626 Next time I expect you to tell me about your school project more than one light year in advance! 1.2844 0.05544 109 85 17 7
1627 It’s the least we can do after how that 2020 experiment turned out. 1.2844 0.05389 109 84 19 6
1628 The new leaf-pickup service is out of this world. 1.2844 0.05695 109 86 15 8
1629 It would be nice if he would give us a little smile of appreciation." 1.2844 0.05389 109 84 19 6
1630 come my lovely and gentle darlings, come to a place where there is no raking. 1.2844 0.05229 109 83 21 5
1631 ...And then we'll put them back tomorrow. 1.2844 0.05389 109 84 19 6
1632 Once they change colors the obsession begins, first it's the constant pictures then the gathering... We must discover their secret 1.2844 0.04716 109 80 27 2
1633 Are this Bitcoins? 1.2844 0.05229 109 83 21 5
1634 Congratulations, you have just failed your human abduction test 1.2824 0.05944 85 65 16 4
1635 This is the least we can do for the earthling after giving him the anal probe. 1.2824 0.06175 85 66 14 5
1636 Finally, some real food. 1.2824 0.06175 85 66 14 5
1637 You missed again Rupert" 1.2824 0.05703 85 64 18 3
1638 These must be very valuable--beam them up. 1.2821 0.05741 78 58 18 2
1639 To serve man. 1.2818 0.04855 110 82 25 3
1640 Nobody's going to believe him. 1.2818 0.05649 110 87 15 8
1641 Now scatter them all over the yard again. 1.2818 0.05187 110 84 21 5
1642 Great — now put 'em over there. 1.2818 0.05024 110 83 23 4
1643 You really should wear your glasses when you drive. 1.2818 0.05024 110 83 23 4
1644 Is this some sort of offering? 1.2818 0.04680 110 81 27 2
1645 A good first try, but you need work on aiming the beam. 1.2818 0.04855 110 82 25 3
1646 This sequel could be titled Close Encounter of the Absurd Kind. 1.2818 0.05500 110 86 17 7
1647 They're all over social media, so they must be valuable. 1.2818 0.05187 110 84 21 5
1648 They seem important. 1.2818 0.05187 110 84 21 5
1649 They're being collected everywhere so they must be of some significance in this culture; that's why. 1.2818 0.05187 110 84 21 5
1650 That's Scottie. You know what to do. 1.2816 0.05239 103 78 21 4
1651 Next you dump them onto the neighbor's lawn and watch the earthlings freak! 1.2816 0.05239 103 78 21 4
1652 Just because they gather them does not mean they are food! 1.2816 0.05758 103 81 15 7
1653 How will we know which one is the Queen? 1.2805 0.06322 82 64 13 5
1654 No, not him. We’re looking for intelligent life forms. 1.2804 0.05277 107 82 20 5
1655 It's the least we can do since he shovels our landing ramp in winter. 1.2804 0.04932 107 82 21 4
1656 When we get these back to Zyrblyx, we'll be rich! 1.2804 0.04932 107 80 24 3
1657 You missed again Daryl 1.2804 0.05442 107 83 18 6
1658 Make sure they’re the crunchy ones, Marv 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
1659 Apparently it's polite for guests to offer their help with the chores. 1.2788 0.05372 104 80 19 5
1660 We'll have the largest compost pile in the galaxy. 1.2788 0.05372 104 80 19 5
1661 Now he's going to expect this every year. 1.2788 0.05012 104 78 23 3
1662 I’m not looking forward to the gutters. 1.2788 0.05372 104 80 19 5
1663 I thought we could spruce up the place before obliterating it.. 1.2788 0.05195 104 79 21 4
1664 This is the most intelligent lifeform I can find. 1.2788 0.05372 104 80 19 5
1665 Hmm! Must be the new Elon Musk lawn service 1.2788 0.05709 104 82 15 7
1666 It’s strange that he never seems to mind. 1.2788 0.05012 104 78 23 3
1667 I figure, first let's do him a favor, then we ask. 1.2788 0.05195 104 79 21 4
1668 We're rich! 1.2788 0.05372 104 80 19 5
1669 He seems to value these small brown objects -- let's beam them all up! 1.2788 0.05012 104 78 23 3
1670 Where did they think they came from? 1.2788 0.05372 104 80 19 5
1671 I’ve got a bunch of empty soda cans if you want them. 1.2788 0.05870 104 83 13 8
1672 This biofuel thing seems too easy. 1.2788 0.05195 104 79 21 4
1673 I must say, your aim with the tractor beam is consistently awful, Louis. 1.2788 0.05372 104 80 19 5
1674 The longer we keep him raking...the less chance he can vote 1.2788 0.05709 104 82 15 7
1675 Captain, I feel certain that the prime directive does not include helping this guy with his leaves. 1.2788 0.05372 104 80 19 5
1676 Are you sure this is the correct translation for ‘raking-it-in’? 1.2788 0.05372 104 80 19 5
1677 First you have to appear to befriend them. 1.2788 0.05195 104 79 21 4
1678 Lets pick him up too, just for kicks. 1.2788 0.05195 104 79 21 4
1679 They must be amazing, look how aggressively they collect them! 1.2788 0.05372 104 80 19 5
1680 They’re ‘leaves,’ Gorgon. It’s a perfect exchange. 1.2788 0.05195 104 79 21 4
1681 No, I don't think it counts as abduction. 1.2788 0.05372 104 80 19 5
1682 They must be important--humans are obsessed with them. 1.2788 0.05372 104 80 19 5
1683 They must be valuable. He collected them. 1.2788 0.05543 104 81 17 6
1684 The new leaf blowers are out of this world 1.2788 0.05372 104 80 19 5
1685 Hon come check out this Roomba 1.2788 0.05709 104 82 15 7
1686 We're fine, nobody is going to believe he finished his to-do list. 1.2788 0.05372 104 80 19 5
1687 Are you sure this is where potpourri comes from? 1.2788 0.05372 104 80 19 5
1688 This way he won't talk. 1.2788 0.05372 104 80 19 5
1689 That's a snack. I want lunch. 1.2788 0.05709 104 82 15 7
1690 These specimens are likely to be of higher intelligence than that tall one holding the stick. 1.2788 0.05543 104 81 17 6
1691 Did that guy think we said, "take us to your leafer?" 1.2788 0.05709 104 82 15 7
1692 They have value. Look how he carefully collects them. 1.2788 0.05012 104 78 23 3
1693 Do you guys take Venmo? 1.2788 0.05372 104 80 19 5
1694 Do you shovel snow, too? 1.2788 0.05012 104 78 23 3
1695 So much for waiting for a windless day. 1.2788 0.05195 104 79 21 4
1696 You know...it’s the least we can do. 1.2788 0.05543 104 81 17 6
1697 Word around the galaxy is they're really fun to step on. 1.2788 0.05372 104 80 19 5
1698 He's not scared or running away. We'll domesticate them all in no time. 1.2788 0.05709 104 82 15 7
1699 No! Dinner first, toppings second. 1.2788 0.05709 104 82 15 7
1700 It's just a test. Wait'l we try this at the Federal Reserve 1.2788 0.04823 104 77 25 2
1701 I can't believe they spend hours doing this 1.2788 0.05012 104 78 23 3
1702 Mmmm Maple! 1.2788 0.05372 104 80 19 5
1703 You better be leaf it. 1.2788 0.05870 104 83 13 8
1704 Just be careful not to collect the useless husk standing next to the pile of precious Earth treasure. 1.2788 0.05543 104 81 17 6
1705 We're supposed to bring back sentient creatures, and I guess these brightly colored ones are what we need. 1.2788 0.05195 104 79 21 4
1706 Outsourcing lawn care has gotten out of this world. 1.2788 0.05372 104 80 19 5
1707 You never get a second chance to make a good first impression. 1.2788 0.05372 104 80 19 5
1708 I think the one with the hat is the human. 1.2788 0.05012 104 78 23 3
1709 Don’t forget the gutters. 1.2788 0.05195 104 79 21 4
1710 I hope you're planning to compost and not just dumping on another planet. 1.2788 0.05012 104 78 23 3
1711 Must be valuable...he's putting them in a pile and bagging them. 1.2788 0.05372 104 80 19 5
1712 We have enough of those, honey. Move the beam a little to the right, and put it on high. 1.2788 0.05709 104 82 15 7
1713 Hey! I was going to compost that! 1.2788 0.05543 104 81 17 6
1714 Let’s focus. Last week we almost beamed up his dog” 1.2788 0.05372 104 80 19 5
1715 We have to work on your aim. 1.2788 0.05195 104 79 21 4
1716 The lawn comb appears related to its mating ritual. 1.2788 0.04823 104 77 25 2
1717 Easiest $50 we ever made. 1.2788 0.05372 104 80 19 5
1718 I hate the ones who use a leaf blower. 1.2788 0.05543 104 81 17 6
1719 Now the fun part, we go spread them all over his front yard. 1.2788 0.05195 104 79 21 4
1720 Cool, Dyson! Let's test it on pet hairs. 1.2788 0.05372 104 80 19 5
1721 I am so over this vegan diet. 1.2788 0.05195 104 79 21 4
1722 Two more piles and we win the leaf blower. 1.2788 0.03974 104 83 19 2
1723 I don't know what they are either but he's collecting them for some reason. 1.2788 0.05543 104 81 17 6
1724 His furry master urinated on these earlier, they may be very precious. 1.2788 0.06027 104 84 11 9
1725 Any chance you guys like snow? 1.2788 0.05543 104 81 17 6
1726 I still can't tell whether he minds. 1.2788 0.05372 104 80 19 5
1727 Jerry forgot to ask the new gardeners if they had a green card. 1.2788 0.05709 104 82 15 7
1728 We come in peace and to free you from your leaf blowers. 1.2788 0.05543 104 81 17 6
1729 I cant stand all these tourists who come for the leaves. Go back to Florida! 1.2788 0.05870 104 83 13 8
1730 I love these "his friends will never believe it" tours. 1.2788 0.05543 104 81 17 6
1731 I wonder if I can get them to do this every year. 1.2788 0.05709 104 82 15 7
1732 Leaf no trace. 1.2788 0.05543 104 81 17 6
1733 They must be valuable, or it wouldn't be hoarding them. 1.2788 0.05195 104 79 21 4
1734 No, I said LEADER. 1.2788 0.05372 104 80 19 5
1735 After all, neatness defines civilization. 1.2788 0.05709 104 82 15 7
1736 Year 2061: “I miss simpler times.” 1.2788 0.05372 104 80 19 5
1737 My human swears this is how you compost 1.2788 0.04823 104 77 25 2
1738 Your aim is as bad as our cover! 1.2788 0.05195 104 79 21 4
1739 Leaf it to us. Get it? Greg? Get it? 1.2788 0.05870 104 83 13 8
1740 - please don’t leaf me here, I’ll come too 1.2788 0.05870 104 83 13 8
1741 Must be valuable, the way they fuss over them 1.2788 0.04725 104 79 22 3
1742 Ah yes crunchy earth snack! 1.2788 0.05195 104 79 21 4
1743 Natural selection 1.2788 0.05195 104 79 21 4
1744 Aliens. We get the job done 1.2788 0.05543 104 81 17 6
1745 You clearly need more practice!! 1.2788 0.05372 104 80 19 5
1746 See? We come in peace. 1.2788 0.05012 104 78 23 3
1747 Jim found a solution to the neighbors' complaints about his leaf blower 1.2778 0.05067 108 84 19 5
1748 What are you doing? We have leaves at home. 1.2778 0.05556 108 85 16 7
1749 I love the smell of beamed up leaves. 1.2778 0.04893 108 81 24 3
1750 This will teach them to stop stealing soil samples from our astroid. 1.2778 0.05709 108 86 14 8
1751 Then we spray 'em all over the yard right before his wife gets home. 1.2778 0.05235 108 83 20 5
1752 Works for you - Works for me. 1.2778 0.05067 108 82 22 4
1753 I hope they made them extra crispy this time... 1.2778 0.05067 108 82 22 4
1754 Bob, you have always had a weird sense of humor. 1.2778 0.05398 108 84 18 6
1755 No one will believe him when we take his snowman, either. 1.2778 0.05398 108 84 18 6
1756 It's the least we can do 1.2778 0.05235 108 83 20 5
1757 Beaming up leaf litter was a problem easily solved. Getting the stuff to decompose on Mars has proven to be challenging. 1.2778 0.05556 108 85 16 7
1758 This sure beats RAKING the forest. 1.2778 0.05398 108 84 18 6
1759 They got enough going on this year. 1.2778 0.05709 108 86 14 8
1760 These will look great in my extra-terrarium. 1.2778 0.05556 108 85 16 7
1761 Just tell him it's a 72 million mile flight back and ours isn't flushing properly. 1.2778 0.05859 108 87 12 9
1762 I thought they just came from trees! 1.2778 0.04893 108 81 24 3
1763 He seems to be hoarding them, it must be his food supply. 1.2778 0.05556 108 85 16 7
1764 I haven’t been getting enough fiber. 1.2778 0.05398 108 84 18 6
1765 I wonder what he ate to produce these droppings. 1.2778 0.05235 108 83 20 5
1766 That's dog DNA. 1.2778 0.05067 108 82 22 4
1767 The leaf lords have arrived. 1.2778 0.05556 108 85 16 7
1768 Whoops, no child in this pile! 1.2778 0.05067 108 82 22 4
1769 Are you sure the Primary Directive is " Leaves - No Trace'? 1.2778 0.05398 108 84 18 6
1770 What did I tell you? Does he look like he appreciates your help? 1.2778 0.05067 108 82 22 4
1771 Remember Mom said: Only organic and no pesticides. 1.2778 0.05398 108 84 18 6
1772 The keepers say it calms them down to pile these up into little ceremonial mounds 1.2778 0.05709 108 86 14 8
1773 Leaves, Beldar? Three billion miles for some crummy leaves!? 1.2778 0.05235 108 83 20 5
1774 We probe all week, on weekends I just want to clear brush. 1.2778 0.04893 108 81 24 3
1775 We are stealing his harvest, so he will now attack with his weapon. 1.2778 0.04893 108 81 24 3
1776 In exchange, let’s give them another Kardashian. 1.2778 0.05067 108 82 22 4
1777 And who said aliens would never work for humans one day 1.2778 0.05556 108 85 16 7
1778 It's 2020. Nothing is an alien concept 1.2778 0.05556 108 85 16 7
1779 Did you forget to turn the cloaking device on again? 1.2778 0.05235 108 83 20 5
1780 His sense of purpose is now gone. 1.2778 0.05235 108 83 20 5
1781 Lets focus on species that will actually survive" 1.2778 0.04893 108 81 24 3
1782 What do you mean more will fall tomorrow? We just finished! 1.2778 0.05235 108 83 20 5
1783 Yeah, great. Thanks 1.2778 0.05556 108 85 16 7
1784 We leave them, they rake them... it's always been this way 1.2778 0.05235 108 83 20 5
1785 the new neighbors are alright. 1.2778 0.05398 108 84 18 6
1786 Think this will get us on History Channel after midnight? 1.2778 0.05398 108 84 18 6
1787 I told you this new pneumatic system would be fun! 1.2778 0.05235 108 83 20 5
1788 That’s the smartest thing we can get from this planet 1.2772 0.05650 101 79 16 6
1789 Look! these life forms are more intelligent that the ones we got at the Trump rally 1.2762 0.05413 105 86 11 8
1790 Okay Fred, but this is the last time! 1.2762 0.05327 105 81 19 5
1791 Strange,this one won’t step into the beam - maybe there’s hope for them after all. 1.2745 0.05424 102 79 18 5
1792 How do you plan to jump in them in zero gravity? 1.2745 0.05242 102 78 20 4
1793 when you said your lawn-service was out of this world, I had no idea... 1.2745 0.05242 102 78 20 4
1794 This Planet is already polluted. Good place to flush it out. Call it fertilizer. 1.2745 0.05242 102 78 20 4
1795 I call the red ones. 1.2745 0.05242 102 78 20 4
1796 Was watching me make the pile really necessary? 1.2745 0.05242 102 78 20 4
1797 They collect them. Why, I do not know. 1.2745 0.04858 102 76 24 2
1798 I don't think he's paying us enough to put these in his neighbor's yard. 1.2745 0.05601 102 80 16 6
1799 Hey, you said aim for the higher life form. 1.2745 0.05424 102 79 18 5
1800 This should be enough feul to get us home. 1.2745 0.05424 102 79 18 5
1801 Are you guys sure you work for the Township? 1.2745 0.05242 102 78 20 4
1802 Last stop. That should be enough bio-fuel to get us home. 1.2745 0.04858 102 76 24 2
1803 Always pick a spotlessly raked yard to dump the leaves. We have to keep these yokels busy. 1.2745 0.05424 102 79 18 5
1804 I'm beginning to think he is just using us to finish his chores. 1.2745 0.05054 102 77 22 3
1805 We know how much raking leaves gives you human’s meaning and purpose so we brought a charitable donation. 1.2745 0.05242 102 78 20 4
1806 I said ‘human,’ not ‘vacuum.’ 1.2745 0.04216 102 85 13 4
1807 Thanks for not being as loud as my neighbor’s leaf blower during work hours. 1.2745 0.05937 102 82 12 8
1808 No, I said beam up Jeeves. 1.2736 0.05283 106 82 19 5
1809 After this we should get pumpkin spice lattes 1.2736 0.05283 106 84 16 6
1810 I promise. They are delicious with ketchup. 1.2727 0.06572 77 61 11 5
1811 I have no idea what you are doing with these, but can you come back in four weeks when the sycamore finally sheds? 1.2718 0.05012 103 78 22 3
1812 Wait ‘til I show him the high beam... 1.2703 0.06174 74 57 14 3
1813 How are we ever going to collect human specimens if you can't even aim the tractor beam straight?" 1.2703 0.07016 74 60 8 6
1814 Trigonometry was never your strong point. 1.2703 0.06467 74 58 12 4
1815 Darn it Jerry, you missed again. 1.2703 0.06467 74 58 12 4
1816 A little to the left Steve 1.2703 0.06174 74 57 14 3
1817 We've saved them! He was going for his matches. 1.2700 0.05096 100 76 21 3
1818 It appears our efforts are not mulch appreciated. 1.2700 0.05660 100 79 15 6
1819 He's not allowed to burn them. The landfill won't take them. So he called us. 1.2700 0.05291 100 77 19 4
1820 Lol, remember rakes? 1.2700 0.05478 100 78 17 5
1821 Thats one more human who won’t resist when we return for the invasion. 1.2700 0.05096 100 76 21 3
1822 those illegal aliens are stealing our jobs again 1.2700 0.05478 100 78 17 5
1823 I said, “Take me to your Leader, not Leafer!” 1.2700 0.05835 100 80 13 7
1824 You missed him. 1.2700 0.05096 100 76 21 3
1825 This should settle the unidentified foliage question for good 1.2700 0.05835 100 80 13 7
1826 A little farther. 1.2700 0.05096 100 76 21 3
1827 Ok that’s the salad organised, so what’s for main course? 1.2700 0.05478 100 78 17 5
1828 So, it IS rocket science? 1.2700 0.05835 100 80 13 7
1829 No, not him, Zaggowort. Gloog said intelligent life forms only. 1.2700 0.05478 100 78 17 5
1830 And what about the tree ? 1.2700 0.05660 100 79 15 6
1831 On this planet, the rulers are microscopic organisms ... 1.2700 0.05194 100 81 13 6
1832 So, we won the bid for the leaf collection contract after the town council banned leaf blowers...but there's always someone complaining about aliens taking their jobs 1.2700 0.05660 100 79 15 6
1833 They must be important, he seems to be guarding them with that multi-pronged spear. 1.2700 0.05291 100 77 19 4
1834 These sample will finally help us determined why they collect them is such large quantities. 1.2700 0.05660 100 79 15 6
1835 Okay, he’s paying us $20. That’s $20 closer to our new Di-Lithium Crystal. You got a better idea? 1.2700 0.05835 100 80 13 7
1836 The earthling collects them.They must be valuable. 1.2700 0.05291 100 77 19 4
1837 Get enough for the Fall school project. 1.2700 0.05291 100 77 19 4
1838 Because they're the most intelligent life form on this planet, that's why! 1.2700 0.05291 100 77 19 4
1839 Take us to your compost bin. 1.2700 0.05096 100 76 21 3
1840 The one day I finally raked ! 1.2700 0.06006 100 81 11 8
1841 Are you sure it's set to "Highest Intelligent Life Form?" 1.2700 0.05291 100 77 19 4
1842 They're perfect with a little sour cream and capers... 1.2700 0.05096 100 76 21 3
1843 I'll have more for you tomorrow. 1.2700 0.05291 100 77 19 4
1844 Hey, do you guys do floors and windows too? 1.2700 0.05478 100 78 17 5
1845 I’ll do the first tally, then you do the recount. 1.2700 0.05291 100 77 19 4
1846 Makes them think we're on their side. 1.2700 0.05096 100 76 21 3
1847 We would also like a side of compost if you have it. 1.2700 0.04894 100 75 23 2
1848 I said, let's leave, not leaves! 1.2700 0.05660 100 79 15 6
1849 Of course they’re valuable — look at how the humans hoard them! 1.2700 0.04894 100 75 23 2
1850 It is the least we can do after all the probing. 1.2700 0.05291 100 77 19 4
1851 It's a living. 1.2700 0.05835 100 80 13 7
1852 Until we can afford a Roomba, this is the best we can do. 1.2700 0.05478 100 78 17 5
1853 This is great PR 1.2700 0.05660 100 79 15 6
1854 Mitch, sick of raking year after year, fantasizes about how to get rid of his leaf pile. 1.2700 0.05478 100 78 17 5
1855 Let's take them home and then figure out what to do with them. 1.2700 0.05478 100 78 17 5
1856 I thought our mission was to pick up lives! 1.2700 0.05835 100 80 13 7
1857 Yeah, this should freak him out just a little. 1.2700 0.05660 100 81 12 7
1858 You are such a hoarder!" 1.2700 0.04894 100 75 23 2
1859 Before you know it we’ll have enough fuel money to go back home. 1.2700 0.05291 100 77 19 4
1860 Fred, that'll be $25 in Martian currency. 1.2700 0.06172 100 82 9 9
1861 I forgot you were a vegetarian. 1.2700 0.05096 100 76 21 3
1862 I want to try some fall crafts. 1.2700 0.05835 100 80 13 7
1863 Aww man, just when I was about to jump into the pile. 1.2700 0.05478 100 78 17 5
1864 If he’s lying about these things being their most precious resource, I’m going to give these guys such a pandemic. 1.2700 0.05660 100 79 15 6
1865 I told you, I'm trying this vegan thing 1.2700 0.05478 100 78 17 5
1866 They better come back for my wife 1.2700 0.05660 100 79 15 6
1867 Told you I only ever get the weird ones on TaskRabbit 1.2700 0.05096 100 76 21 3
1868 Defending the Supreme Ruler of Earth against countless invading leaf hordes seemed much more exciting on paper. 1.2700 0.05478 100 78 17 5
1869 I told you not to have that second drink at lunch. 1.2676 0.06640 71 56 11 4
1870 After you beam them up, could you dump them over the fence 1.2673 0.05610 101 80 15 6
1871 He sees us. Leave them. 1.2667 0.05458 105 83 16 6
1872 It doesn't seem interested in the bait. 1.2667 0.06667 75 60 10 5
1873 Remember roombas? 1.2653 0.05901 98 79 12 7
1874 If you want to see a better look on his face start spinning the leaves around his yard. 1.2653 0.05720 98 78 14 6
1875 The tractor beam doesn't do it. You have to use the death ray if you want to get the nice smell. 1.2653 0.05340 98 76 18 4
1876 Careful...he has an anal probe. 1.2653 0.05533 98 77 16 5
1877 It's nice that we're helping this guy with his rake, but what exactly are you suggesting that we do with these dried out leaves? When I came to earth, I was expecting to pick up an exceptional human like a Republican who believes in science. 1.2653 0.05533 98 77 16 5
1878 Why should I beam him up? We’re vegetarians. 1.2653 0.05720 98 78 14 6
1879 After all that work, you'd think they'd put up more of a fight. 1.2653 0.05340 98 76 18 4
1880 I think we can make a fortune on this if we charge $21.99 and get Mr. Pillow to do the infomercial. 1.2653 0.05720 98 78 14 6
1881 These must valuable given earthlings’ devotion to harvesting them. 1.2653 0.05533 98 77 16 5
1882 Is it leafs or leaves? 1.2653 0.05720 98 78 14 6
1883 he's gathering them up. they must be valuable. 1.2653 0.05139 98 75 20 3
1884 I'll prepare the salad dressing." 1.2653 0.05901 98 79 12 7
1885 It's too late to save them from the Fall. 1.2653 0.05720 98 78 14 6
1886 I hope this guy doesn’t have a dog. 1.2653 0.05340 98 76 18 4
1887 If we do it for him, we'll have to do it for everybody! 1.2653 0.05901 98 79 12 7
1888 You do know that we have to declare all vegetable matter when we return? 1.2653 0.05533 98 77 16 5
1889 Does he pay us or do we pay him? 1.2653 0.05533 98 77 16 5
1890 I heard they were hunter/gathers. They must be gathering these for a reason" 1.2653 0.05139 98 75 20 3
1891 Can I get your card? 1.2653 0.05139 98 75 20 3
1892 If you rake it we will come. 1.2653 0.05533 98 77 16 5
1893 Do you smoke it or snort it? 1.2653 0.05139 98 75 20 3
1894 they wouldn't call themselves leaves if they wanted to stay put" 1.2653 0.05720 98 78 14 6
1895 I wish you'd just take them off the tree. 1.2653 0.05139 98 75 20 3
1896 I know,I know,but it was going to take him forever. 1.2653 0.05533 98 77 16 5
1897 We’re going to kill them with kindness. 1.2653 0.04930 98 74 22 2
1898 Mardi this is genius. Soon we’ll eradicate all leaf blowers from the universe! 1.2653 0.05533 98 77 16 5
1899 They must be collectors items. 1.2653 0.05533 98 77 16 5
1900 I know it seems like an incredible waste of our advanced technology. Unfortunately, jobs like these are the only ones available to aliens. 1.2653 0.05720 98 78 14 6
1901 I can never read his handwriting, but I'm pretty sure it said, 'bring back the leafer of Earth.' 1.2653 0.05139 98 75 20 3
1902 He won't be so grateful when you jump in them and they'll all over his lawn again. 1.2653 0.05720 98 78 14 6
1903 This is so ridiculously deciduous. 1.2653 0.04822 98 76 19 3
1904 Skip over this guy. He’s a super spreader. 1.2653 0.05139 98 75 20 3
1905 Outsourced labor 1.2653 0.05340 98 76 18 4
1906 You know, us aliens never get the public appreciation for the work we do 1.2653 0.05720 98 78 14 6
1907 Immigrants stealing my job?! 1.2653 0.05901 98 79 12 7
1908 I told you it’s leave nothing behind not leaf nothing behind 1.2653 0.04599 98 75 21 2
1909 He's not even wearing a mask. 1.2653 0.04930 98 74 22 2
1910 Frank, I'm telling you this won't make up for all the other stuff 1.2653 0.05340 98 76 18 4
1911 OK, shoot them across his yard again, and we'll record the subject's reaction. 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
1912 Look at him. No nod, no wave, no decency. This is why extraterrestrials stopped moving here 1.2651 0.06201 83 66 12 5
1913 Abduction's a fine job, but what I really want to do is dance. 1.2651 0.06433 83 67 10 6
1914 Hard to believe--the most intelligence life form we've come across here. 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
1915 Note how the slow witted biped carefully collects and guards these specimens. We must identify their secret! 1.2651 0.06433 83 67 10 6
1916 Compost collection is on Tuesday this week because Christmas is a federal holiday. 1.2626 0.05094 99 76 20 3
1917 What do you mean "in case they're out of toilet paper?" 1.2626 0.05668 99 79 14 6
1918 Don’t worry. No one down here believes in identified flying objects. 1.2604 0.05589 96 76 15 5
1919 This should provide us with enough fuel for us to reach Florida. 1.2604 0.05389 96 75 17 4
1920 This intelligent species seem to have workers who care for them. 1.2604 0.05182 96 74 19 3
1921 It's a cookbook! 1.2604 0.05969 96 78 11 7
1922 It's so considerate of the humans to put all our fuel source into nice piles. 1.2604 0.05182 96 74 19 3
1923 Now watch him rake it back up again when I scatter it all over the yard. 1.2604 0.05182 96 74 19 3
1924 He was aggressively accumulating them so you know they're highly valuable. 1.2604 0.05589 96 76 15 5
1925 We now have DNA of the most intelligent life forms! 1.2604 0.05182 96 74 19 3
1926 Just because he collects them doesn't mean they are valuable. 1.2604 0.05389 96 75 17 4
1927 I'm afraid I'm going to have to fail you, Harry. Maybe this alien abduction stuff isn't for you. 1.2604 0.05589 96 76 15 5
1928 Is this what they mean by 'taking in the foliage'? 1.2604 0.05589 96 76 15 5
1929 I love the crunchy ones! 1.2604 0.05389 96 75 17 4
1930 Betcha they don't have a leaf sucker at Home Depot 1.2604 0.05589 96 76 15 5
1931 This may be a little rakeless... 1.2604 0.05782 96 77 13 6
1932 Try the leaves, we've already rejected his species in our search for intelligent life. 1.2604 0.05969 96 78 11 7
1933 The whole point of having a fenced in yard is to stop intruders! 1.2604 0.05182 96 74 19 3
1934 He's so slow collecting those things, it's driving me crazy. 1.2604 0.05389 96 75 17 4
1935 Like they say, one man’s trash is another man’s treasure. 1.2604 0.05389 96 75 17 4
1936 Remlar, I promise, just one more stop for these crazy-good chips, then it's outer space. 1.2604 0.05589 96 76 15 5
1937 Do you believe the earthlings throw this away? 1.2604 0.05182 96 74 19 3
1938 He was leafed behind. 1.2604 0.05389 96 75 17 4
1939 While we're here...might as well give the Earthling a hand 1.2604 0.05182 96 74 19 3
1940 Forget Tesla. We'll corner the market on quiet leaf blowers with our next generation technology. 1.2604 0.05589 96 76 15 5
1941 See, I told you there's a never-ending supply." 1.2604 0.05182 96 74 19 3
1942 Is this really all we can do to save this wretched planet? 1.2604 0.05589 96 76 15 5
1943 They're crisp, colorful and definitely an acquired taste. 1.2604 0.05589 96 76 15 5
1944 He's so helpful. Please, Mom, can we take him with us? 1.2604 0.05182 96 74 19 3
1945 No intelligent life forms detected. 1.2604 0.05389 96 75 17 4
1946 I love the sound they make when we step on them 1.2604 0.05182 96 74 19 3
1947 OK. He’s distracted. Get down there and insert the anal probe. 1.2604 0.05782 96 77 13 6
1948 Better fill the tank, don’t want to get stuck in Roswell. 1.2604 0.05782 96 77 13 6
1949 Little did anyone know that we thought of the whole sweeping the forest idea way before Trump did. 1.2604 0.05589 96 76 15 5
1950 We take them and then bring them back everyday for a couple months. 1.2604 0.05389 96 75 17 4
1951 Stop worrying about tidying up, just beam up the human! 1.2604 0.04966 96 73 21 2
1952 Ain't we a couple of little stinkers? 1.2604 0.05389 96 75 17 4
1953 Oh, no," you insisted when we left. "We have more than enough leaves to get us there and back. 1.2604 0.05182 96 74 19 3
1954 Unique fall offer 1.2604 0.05589 96 76 15 5
1955 I said “deploy the rectal probe” not “deploy the leaf beamer” 1.2604 0.05589 96 76 15 5
1956 Humans grow, collect, and store these things, it must be of high value. 1.2604 0.05182 96 74 19 3
1957 Trust me, he won’t tell a soul. We’ll return them to his neighbor’s yard. 1.2604 0.06150 96 79 9 8
1958 Finally, illegal aliens have come to take *my* job as well. 1.2604 0.05182 96 74 19 3
1959 Did you remember to buy more of the large-size Hefty bags? 1.2604 0.05389 96 75 17 4
1960 Why are we doing this? Leaves don’t have anuses! 1.2604 0.05589 96 76 15 5
1961 Can you abduct the intelligent life from my driveway as well? 1.2604 0.05389 96 75 17 4
1962 I don't think this is what he meant by "take leave". 1.2604 0.05782 96 77 13 6
1963 We've counted it twice. You definitely don't have more than your neighbor 1.2604 0.05589 96 76 15 5
1964 Myrna, you’re taking this vacuuming thing too far again. 1.2581 0.05048 93 71 20 2
1965 Only bigger ships get tractor beams, so we're stuck with a rake beam 1.2581 0.05048 93 71 20 2
1966 Any room in there for my wife? 1.2581 0.05902 93 75 12 6
1967 I am just doing it on weekends to pay for college. 1.2581 0.05275 93 72 18 3
1968 Oh my!! He was right, aliens are taking our jobs away 1.2581 0.05048 93 71 20 2
1969 You’re a genius, Captain. He does all the work, and we take home the treasure. 1.2577 0.05340 97 76 17 4
1970 ... and, now he has agreed to let us have priceless artifacts from something called his "septic tank"! 1.2577 0.06092 97 80 9 8
1971 Ha, ha - then we shoot it into that guys yard and watch the fireworks! 1.2577 0.05135 97 75 19 3
1972 Best idea for drones yet. 1.2577 0.05538 97 77 15 5
1973 You're close, just slightly throttle the ship forward son. 1.2577 0.05913 97 79 11 7
1974 Trig! You are taking this vegan thing a little too serious! What’s the rest of the crew going to eat! 1.2577 0.05728 97 78 13 6
1975 Dang Zog, it's auto corrected to humus again. 1.2577 0.05340 97 76 17 4
1976 We can take all we want. No one will believe him anyway. 1.2577 0.05135 97 75 19 3
1977 Change Management: Outsourcing 1.2577 0.05728 97 78 13 6
1978 There's your payment. Now return my Wife. 1.2577 0.05135 97 75 19 3
1979 You really think this is the best way to show we come in peace? 1.2577 0.05538 97 77 15 5
1980 I just love them, so crispy! 1.2577 0.05538 97 77 15 5
1981 I'll take the ones with nuts. 1.2577 0.05340 97 76 17 4
1982 Fine, you drive the Lawnba next time 1.2577 0.05728 97 78 13 6
1983 Where were you 10 minutes ago? 1.2577 0.05538 97 77 15 5
1984 They don't complain about the probing if we first help with the yard work. 1.2577 0.05538 97 77 15 5
1985 I really believe we got the intelligent life form this time 1.2577 0.05538 97 77 15 5
1986 Quit playing with the food! 1.2577 0.05728 97 78 13 6
1987 A little oil and vinegar, salt and pepper and they are really quite tasty. 1.2577 0.05538 97 77 15 5
1988 Take us to your Roomba. 1.2577 0.05340 97 76 17 4
1989 I wonder how he knows that we are Vegan. 1.2577 0.05538 97 77 15 5
1990 Bwah ha ha! Crop circles. Cow mutilation. Old hat. Can't wait to see what conspiracy theories come of this! 1.2577 0.05340 97 76 17 4
1991 You’re such a neat freak 1.2577 0.04811 97 76 18 3
1992 He thinks we’re A.I. lawn service. Fooled another one. 1.2577 0.05538 97 77 15 5
1993 Discovers rakes and leaves 1.2577 0.05340 97 76 17 4
1994 Forget the leaves. Please take me with you! 1.2577 0.06092 97 80 9 8
1995 We must find out why earthlings collect them. 1.2577 0.04698 97 73 23 1
1996 Hate to see ‘em go, but love to watch ‘em leave. 1.2577 0.04087 97 78 16 3
1997 Toilet paper shortages hit far and wide. 1.2577 0.05340 97 76 17 4
1998 I see it's still 2020 1.2577 0.05340 97 76 17 4
1999 Now all we need is wax paper and crayons 1.2577 0.05538 97 77 15 5
2000 Okay, now you can put a monolith here 1.2577 0.04922 97 74 21 2
2001 Abort mission - I heard him cough. 1.2577 0.05538 97 77 15 5
2002 See? They do still rake leaves” “..What? I said they don’t be-lieve” “Oh 1.2577 0.05728 97 78 13 6
2003 Many beams make light work. 1.2577 0.05340 97 76 17 4
2004 I hope you’re not planning on another one of those ridiculous art projects again 1.2577 0.05135 97 75 19 3
2005 Don't make eye contact, just grab them and go... 1.2577 0.05538 97 77 15 5
2006 Making one man feel useless at a time 1.2577 0.05538 97 77 15 5
2007 Thanks for the help, but I was promised a probe. 1.2577 0.05538 97 77 15 5
2008 So the joke is we put them back when they’re sleeping? Frank you’re the worst, I love it 1.2577 0.05538 97 77 15 5
2009 Missed! When was your last eye test? 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
2010 We don't touch those ones because they carry diseases. 1.2568 0.06103 74 58 13 3
2011 Our aim really isn't what it used to be. 1.2568 0.05463 74 58 14 2
2012 He says just put them in his neighbor's yard. 1.2568 0.06399 74 59 11 4
2013 They taste awful. I can't imagine why they harvest these things. 1.2568 0.06399 74 59 11 4
2014 Wouldn't you miss them if you decided to work from home planet? 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
2015 Because I also abhor vacuuming, that's why. 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
2016 This customer complains so do a good job. 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
2017 Honey, when did the gardeners get a drone? " 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
2018 You really don't understand our mission here. 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
2019 We ate leaves all the time when we lived in California back in the 60's. 1.2561 0.05151 82 64 16 2
2020 Maybe something intelligent is hiding in this pile. 1.2561 0.06211 82 66 11 5
2021 When you put them all back after he goes don't forget to spread them around. 1.2556 0.05819 90 72 13 5
2022 Mission schmission, I miss the good old days, when we could probe the humans too. 1.2553 0.05440 94 74 16 4
2023 What I said was ... We should LEAVE now! 1.2553 0.05647 94 75 14 5
2024 They're tasty, have a nice crunch, and only come out once a year 1.2553 0.05226 94 73 18 3
2025 At this rate, we'll never rake in enough to get home. 1.2553 0.05440 94 74 16 4
2026 Take em to Area 54 1.2553 0.05647 94 75 14 5
2027 Ah great- the tractor beam is jammed again. This is the last time we do abductions in the fall. 1.2553 0.05002 94 72 20 2
2028 And when I put her in reverse, it turns into a leaf blower! 1.2553 0.05440 94 74 16 4
2029 Y’all come back next year, ya hear? 1.2553 0.05846 94 76 12 6
2030 Look, Earthling... times are tough in space too. We had to find a side hustle. 1.2553 0.05226 94 73 18 3
2031 You can deep fry these and I believe they're tastier and cheaper than potato chips. 1.2553 0.05440 94 74 16 4
2032 Hey, space ranger, your aim is off again. 1.2553 0.05226 94 73 18 3
2033 ‘Snack mode is a lot less fun since the beam’s gone vegan.’ 1.2553 0.05647 94 75 14 5
2034 We're gonna need a bigger bag! 1.2553 0.05647 94 75 14 5
2035 To hell with "intergalactic cooperation" - we sell them the leaf-Roomba technology and go buy a private island. 1.2553 0.05647 94 75 14 5
2036 We’ll be leaving soon. 1.2553 0.05440 94 74 16 4
2037 This is certainly an improvement over those damn noisy leaf blowers 1.2553 0.05440 94 74 16 4
2038 These earth children are much cuter than the parents. 1.2553 0.05647 94 75 14 5
2039 The fun part is the look on his face when we spread them around the yard again. 1.2553 0.05647 94 75 14 5
2040 Order misunderstood : told to leave the planet ? 1.2553 0.05226 94 73 18 3
2041 They still don't understand the value of composting. 1.2553 0.05647 94 75 14 5
2042 What a strange life form! He doesn't look at all upset that we're sucking up the remains of his departed loved ones. 1.2553 0.05647 94 75 14 5
2043 I tell you they must be valuable. Humans spend hours collecting them and putting them into special containers. The government has a special department that collects the containers. 1.2553 0.05846 94 76 12 6
2044 I love it when we get to demonstrate the vacuum of space. 1.2553 0.05440 94 74 16 4
2045 Let's give this Earthling a rake break and get him back on the couch for more of that football. 1.2553 0.05440 94 74 16 4
2046 I can't wait to spread these all over a clean lawn. 1.2553 0.05647 94 75 14 5
2047 Start the steal. 1.2553 0.05846 94 76 12 6
2048 We'll have to ask them to take us to their weeder. 1.2553 0.05647 94 75 14 5
2049 Just think. They threw all this good fuel away. 1.2553 0.04125 94 76 15 3
2050 Best $20 I've ever spent. 1.2553 0.05846 94 76 12 6
2051 Seeing is be-leaving, man! 1.2553 0.05226 94 73 18 3
2052 Why does everyone just let us steal this stuff? 1.2553 0.05226 94 73 18 3
2053 Beam 'em up. Let's see what they're collecting. 1.2553 0.05226 94 73 18 3
2054 Almost done raking the leaves, hon! 1.2553 0.04886 94 74 17 3
2055 They're more difficult to probe, but much easier to compost. 1.2553 0.05002 94 72 20 2
2056 Not what I meant by 'leaving earth'. 1.2553 0.04768 94 71 22 1
2057 Calm down, Zoltar. They’re always taking OUR stuff...! 1.2553 0.05846 94 76 12 6
2058 We'll start small. 1.2553 0.05846 94 76 12 6
2059 Pretty sure the boss said "leader," not "leafer." 1.2553 0.05647 94 75 14 5
2060 Their puny tools are no match for our advanced technology. 1.2553 0.05647 94 75 14 5
2061 Ask not what the earthlings can do for you,but what you can do for the earthlings. 1.2553 0.05002 94 72 20 2
2062 Should we ask him to move over a bit? 1.2553 0.05226 94 73 18 3
2063 Our left, not HIS left. What are you, a human? 1.2553 0.05002 94 72 20 2
2064 He still looks unhappy. Beam down some more of our currency. 1.2553 0.05440 94 74 16 4
2065 Mars needs mulch. 1.2553 0.05440 94 74 16 4
2066 Fascinating! The carbon slug hoards and then discards these specimens while seemingly unaware of their exquisite taste! 1.2553 0.05226 94 73 18 3
2067 After what we put him through last night it’s the least we could do. 1.2553 0.05002 94 72 20 2
2068 I don't know. It must be some sort of offering. 1.2553 0.05226 94 73 18 3
2069 Quick. We must stop him before he hoards all the toilet wipes. 1.2553 0.05440 94 74 16 4
2070 There's always "that guy" who has to check that we've picked up everything. 1.2553 0.05226 94 73 18 3
2071 Zyptor knew the others on the ship were snickering at his poor aim. 1.2553 0.05226 94 73 18 3
2072 It's the least we can do...he's on tonight's probe list 1.2553 0.05647 94 75 14 5
2073 I take it we are leafing. 1.2553 0.05002 94 72 20 2
2074 I call this a interstellar galactic calculated act of random kindness! 1.2553 0.05440 94 74 16 4
2075 When I said it was time to "leave" I meant let's go! 1.2553 0.05226 94 73 18 3
2076 We must find what makes these things so collectible. 1.2553 0.05440 94 74 16 4
2077 I hear what you're saying, but just wait until you jump in these things! 1.2553 0.05440 94 74 16 4
2078 And here they thought we were the bad guys 1.2553 0.05647 94 75 14 5
2079 At this moment, Bob realized the aliens were extratreeestrial. 1.2553 0.05226 94 73 18 3
2080 Gee, everyone has a side hustle these days. 1.2553 0.05647 94 75 14 5
2081 Gives him something to talk about on zoom. 1.2553 0.05846 94 76 12 6
2082 This is the best of what’s left after 2020. Wait, dead leaves can’t catch COVID-19, right? 1.2553 0.05647 94 77 11 6
2083 Let take these before they are secured in vessels and collected by the larger angry humans in the huge transporters 1.2553 0.05846 94 76 12 6
2084 We'll take these votes for future use. 1.2553 0.05846 94 76 12 6
2085 Screw the leaves, I wanna probe this guy. 1.2553 0.06038 94 77 10 7
2086 We ran out of TP for the probing. 1.2553 0.03527 94 76 16 2
2087 Idiot! You said “take us to your leafer.” 1.2553 0.05440 94 74 16 4
2088 ‘Yes, let’s salvage the earth... leave the earthling.’ 1.2553 0.05647 94 75 14 5
2089 Let me guess 🙄 you forgot to put on your contacts this morning!🤪 1.2553 0.05440 94 74 16 4
2090 Quick, beam it up! That's the first sign of intelligent life we've found. 1.2553 0.05647 94 75 14 5
2091 He looks pissed, I hope that rake’s not loaded. 1.2551 0.05487 98 78 15 5
2092 We wanted to visit and leaf nothing behind 1.2551 0.05487 98 78 15 5
2093 "There's no way you passed the Beam Deployment Test." 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
2094 You idiot! I said "tractor beam". That's the leaf blower! 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
2095 Just a little more to the right cadet! 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
2096 Nice going, you missed him 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
2097 I almost forgot our souvenirs. 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
2098 We will abduct him later. 1.2527 0.05086 91 70 19 2
2099 It's "Take me to your leader" dummy. Not "Take me to your leafer." 1.2527 0.05086 91 70 19 2
2100 This sucks. 1.2527 0.05762 91 73 13 5
2101 Think you misunderstood, the boss said observe than pick-up and leave.” 1.2527 0.05321 91 71 17 3
2102 They still don't know cheap fuel when they see it. 1.2527 0.06171 91 75 9 7
2103 He’s herding them so carefully, they must be important. We’ll have to study them carefully. 1.2527 0.05762 91 73 13 5
2104 He put them in a pile just for us. 1.2527 0.05321 91 71 17 3
2105 You're welcome! 1.2527 0.05086 91 70 19 2
2106 Since you're new to this we'll start with something small. 1.2527 0.05546 91 72 15 4
2107 It’s my way of saying thanks in advance for all the anal probing. 1.2527 0.06366 91 76 7 8
2108 "Let's do a leaf collection, teacher!" You said. Our planet doesn't have any trees, you moron 1.2527 0.05970 91 74 11 6
2109 Well, there’s something you don’t see every day. 1.2527 0.05762 91 73 13 5
2110 I’ll bet he’s sorry to see those go. 1.2527 0.05086 91 70 19 2
2111 They have no idea how much these things are worth on Alpha Centauri. 1.2527 0.05762 91 73 13 5
2112 Trolling the Earthling 1.2527 0.05546 91 72 15 4
2113 He's too happy to be afraid. 1.2527 0.05546 91 72 15 4
2114 Roomba XXXX 1.2527 0.05762 91 73 13 5
2115 Oh my gosh look at us! We're picking up the leaves! We're just like the humans, "Hi my name's Albert, sure is a cold one" haha! Oh man this tour is awesome! Let's do the gutters next! 1.2527 0.05762 91 73 13 5
2116 Have you ever done basement clean-outs? 1.2527 0.05762 91 73 13 5
2117 They must be very valuable if he is herding, capturing and collecting them. 1.2527 0.05762 91 73 13 5
2118 The reviews were right. Their service is out of this world. 1.2527 0.05970 91 74 11 6
2119 Don't sweat it! As far as the earthling's concerned, we're just another couple of illegal aliens doing landscaping work. 1.2527 0.05546 91 72 15 4
2120 Plus, it's so much quieter than a leaf blower. 1.2527 0.05546 91 72 15 4
2121 He gets only five minutes of help for that quarter. 1.2527 0.05546 91 72 15 4
2122 Of course they're valuable. Look at the stunned expression on this one's face. 1.2527 0.05546 91 72 15 4
2123 The sensor indicates that these are the “humans” we have been looking for. Let’s take a few for further study. 1.2527 0.05546 91 72 15 4
2124 Damnit. So close! 1.2527 0.05762 91 73 13 5
2125 They must be special otherwise why would he be gathering them up? 1.2527 0.05321 91 71 17 3
2126 They keep gathering these, must be valuable. 1.2527 0.05762 91 73 13 5
2127 Ummmm...you've pressed the eco mode again. 1.2527 0.05321 91 71 17 3
2128 Just over the fence to the right 1.2527 0.05970 91 74 11 6
2129 Let's drop it in his neighbors backyard and see what happens. 1.2527 0.05321 91 71 17 3
2130 Intergalactic Outsource Co. At your service. No task too small! 1.2527 0.05321 91 71 17 3
2131 Looks like Dyson is trying to one-up Elon Musk. 1.2527 0.05762 91 73 13 5
2132 Let's steal them before they learn how to use them. 1.2527 0.05321 91 71 17 3
2133 I miss the old probing days 1.2527 0.05970 91 74 11 6
2134 You try parallel hovering and beaming at the same time! 1.2527 0.05762 91 73 13 5
2135 He doesn't know why he has to rake them into piles, and we don't know why we have to beam them up. 1.2527 0.05321 91 71 17 3
2136 I’d rather take the leaves. 1.2527 0.05086 91 70 19 2
2137 You have more than enough going on, let us do this for you 1.2527 0.05321 91 71 17 3
2138 No, I said ‘let’s LEAVE!’ 1.2527 0.05546 91 72 15 4
2139 This is the third time today, Mabel. I think we can both agree - you need eyeglasses. 1.2527 0.05321 91 71 17 3
2140 Job’s gonna get a lot more difficult if they ever figure out the leaf-to-fuel conversion equation 1.2527 0.05086 91 70 19 2
2141 How lucky we came at harvest time. 1.2526 0.05389 95 75 16 4
2142 We've got to find a more lucrative use for this ship. 1.2526 0.05593 95 76 14 5
2143 Do you mind getting the dog poop too? 1.2526 0.05593 95 76 14 5
2144 Good, you chose the higher life form to study ! 1.2526 0.05177 95 74 18 3
2145 Unfortunately for Bill, space aliens do not yet have the technology to harvest leaves directly from trees 1.2526 0.05980 95 78 10 7
2146 The deal is - we do Fred's yardwork and he stops bugging us to probe him. 1.2526 0.05389 95 75 16 4
2147 This time WE will tally the votes! 1.2526 0.05593 95 76 14 5
2148 Now once you’ve picked them all up, put them back on the tree 1.2526 0.05593 95 76 14 5
2149 They say their money grows on trees. 1.2526 0.05790 95 77 12 6
2150 Now that you mention it, "take me to your leafer" doesn't sound right. 1.2526 0.05177 95 74 18 3
2151 Santa said this is the guy who asked for a vacuum cleaner every Christmas since 1990 1.2526 0.05389 95 75 16 4
2152 They never learn. We raid this one every year just after harvest. 1.2526 0.05177 95 74 18 3
2153 They spend hours collecting these so they gotta be good. 1.2526 0.04482 95 71 24 0
2154 You think he's happy now just wait to see his reaction when we come back this winter and clear the snow from his driveway. 1.2526 0.05790 95 77 12 6
2155 You'd think they'd appear a little more grateful, wouldn't you? 1.2526 0.05593 95 76 14 5
2156 They just waste valuable organic matter. 1.2526 0.05177 95 74 18 3
2157 It's a sign we come in peace. 1.2526 0.04956 95 73 20 2
2158 If earthlings collect them they must be valuable. 1.2526 0.05980 95 78 10 7
2159 I hate that you became a vegetarian, that human looks tasty. 1.2526 0.05980 95 78 10 7
2160 Leaf long and prosper, my son. 1.2526 0.05790 95 77 12 6
2161 These lazy earthlings expect illegal aliens to do their landscaping work. 1.2526 0.05790 95 77 12 6
2162 This baffling human behavior requires further investigation. 1.2526 0.05593 95 76 14 5
2163 I knew they were going to start outsourcing but from JUPITER!? 1.2526 0.05790 95 77 12 6
2164 Yep, just collected our first specimen. 1.2526 0.05177 95 74 18 3
2165 I took the pile once. Now he LEAVES it for me every week. 1.2526 0.05593 95 76 14 5
2166 So THATS why they’re called leaves 1.2526 0.05177 95 74 18 3
2167 I heard this helps with wildfires 1.2526 0.05389 95 75 16 4
2168 Get us out of here! 1.2526 0.05593 95 76 14 5
2169 You sure they said 'leafer'? 1.2525 0.05044 99 77 19 3
2170 How much for the front lawn? 1.2525 0.05044 99 77 19 3
2171 One small leaf-pile for a man, one giant leaf-pile for alienkind. 1.2500 0.05492 92 73 15 4
2172 This look is called "GRATITUDE. Next, I'll show you ANGER. 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
2173 Don't forget to come back for the snow. 1.2500 0.05492 92 73 15 4
2174 I'm sorry I'm going to have to fail you. You can try again next month to get your Abduction License. 1.2500 0.05175 88 68 18 2
2175 wrong ballots, idiot 1.2500 0.04916 88 67 20 1
2176 So then my dad says 'If you were really independent, you'd keep your planet tidy' 1.2500 0.06063 68 55 10 3
2177 I already tested the tall one. Let's see if there's intelligent life in the smaller, leafy ones. 1.2500 0.05492 92 73 15 4
2178 Gerald congratulated himself for making the bold decision to hire that new lawn maintenance company. 1.2500 0.04642 88 69 18 1
2179 Don’t forget my wife 1.2500 0.05883 88 71 12 5
2180 Now what will I pretend to do out here everyday? 1.2500 0.06101 88 72 10 6
2181 No mask... just take the leaves 1.2500 0.06485 72 58 10 4
2182 BE PATIENT, ALIEN IN TRAINING 1.2500 0.05657 88 70 14 4
2183 "I still say earthlings don't know what turning over a new leaf means if this all we ever see them doing for their planet" 1.2472 0.05824 89 72 12 5
2184 These will be delicious with a little fresh garlic. 1.2472 0.05824 89 72 12 5
2185 Enough with the good deeds! 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2186 We have seen stranger forms of currency on other planets. 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2187 Goop says kale is passé 1.2472 0.05124 89 69 18 2
2188 This is so much quieter than leaf blowers. 1.2472 0.05824 89 72 12 5
2189 I bet he didn’t expect to get them back so quickly. - if at all 1.2472 0.06039 89 73 10 6
2190 This is the moment when Ted realized he's been doing this all wrong. 1.2472 0.05124 89 69 18 2
2191 Wait until you try them - the crunch is unbelievable! 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2192 I can’t wait to blow these all over Borg’s planet. 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
2193 Four Seasons Total Landscaping IS out of this world. 1.2472 0.06039 89 73 10 6
2194 He will keep telling this to everyone until they lock him up. 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
2195 They are very obsessed with these things. Let's beam some up to see why. 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2196 They marketed it as more environmentally friendly than compost. 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2197 It's minimum wage work, but better than nothing. 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2198 The new Leaf Roomba is designed to look like a spacecraft. 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2199 I bet you five Martian clams he doesn't even say, "thanks." 1.2472 0.06039 89 73 10 6
2200 Shake it off. Tractor beaming takes practice. I once sucked up a cow. 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
2201 Now I see why SpaceX bought the Roomba! 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2202 I know what he’s thinking. Can I order one of these from Amazon? 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
2203 All these years, I thought it was “Take me to your leader.” 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2204 We don't want them on our yard either 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2205 Don’t you just love migrating and stealing jobs? 1.2472 0.05124 89 69 18 2
2206 If I resell these on EGalaxy, I'll make, like 50 bingboinks easy. 1.2472 0.05824 89 72 12 5
2207 The humans are collecting this, it must be valuable. 1.2472 0.05124 89 69 18 2
2208 And you think this is the best chance of finding intelligent life here? 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2209 These must be very valuable. He's collected every, single one." 1.2472 0.05124 89 69 18 2
2210 You would think humans wouldn’t be this incompetent after so many years. 1.2472 0.05124 89 69 18 2
2211 Would it have killed you to do that before I raked them up? 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
2212 They have no idea how much these are worth on Pluto. 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2213 So nice of them to gather the food into such nice piles for us. It's so much easier to beam them up this way. 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2214 Orders / Shmorders! This will make a great mulch for my raised bed on Zorplatd! 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
2215 I told you not to snack between Saturn and Jupiter. 1.2472 0.05124 89 69 18 2
2216 Take me to your ‘leafer’??? Gort, let me see that Earthling phrase book you downloaded. 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2217 Wait until he's back in the house before you spread them around the yard again. Best stress test ever for this species! 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2218 These toilet paper shortages have really gotten out of control. 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2219 It’s the least we can do. No one will ever believe him again. 1.2472 0.05824 89 72 12 5
2220 Well, someone in the galaxy is making alternative fuels work 1.2472 0.05124 89 69 18 2
2221 When it comes to providing help, it's best to start slowly. 1.2472 0.05124 89 69 18 2
2222 All this time he’s been blaming his neighbor 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
2223 Bad aim. You keep abducting garbage. 1.2472 0.05824 89 72 12 5
2224 This job really sucks. 1.2472 0.04868 89 68 20 1
2225 If they go through all the effort of raking it up, it must be valuable." 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2226 You can jump into the next pile. 1.2472 0.04868 89 68 20 1
2227 We'll study these earthly offerings, keep the best specimen, and drop-scatter all the others back here later tonight. 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
2228 Remember our directive: Beams shoots and leaves. Or is it: Beam, shoot and leave? 1.2472 0.06039 89 73 10 6
2229 Why would he hoard them if they weren't worth a fortune? 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
2230 I thought you guys came on Tuesday? 1.2472 0.05824 89 72 12 5
2231 Well, I did say "the intelligent life." 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2232 See, honey, you just suck 'em all up and spit 'em on top of him. Haha! 1.2472 0.06039 89 73 10 6
2233 Hurry up Scottie! He worked hard collecting these things! Let’s go! 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2234 It's nice of him to collect them for us. 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2235 I'm glad we waited for him to rake them into a pile. 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
2236 Close, thank you. But can you try again? I really must have that hat! 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
2237 Twenty-five dollars seems to be a low price to perform this service. 1.2472 0.03494 89 74 13 2
2238 Since he clearly values them so much, he should feel friendly toward us once we've brought him a few more loads. 1.2472 0.06039 89 73 10 6
2239 Hey, we've got a small ship and a long trip. How about going a little lighter on the roughage? 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2240 Yes, and bottles and cans on Thursdays. 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2241 After the taste test, could you throw them back in another yard? 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2242 I agree this is rarely worth it, but the payoff when there's a small child inside is huge. 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
2243 You need glasses... 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
2244 I have no clue but they must be really tasty! 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2245 Take these to my neighbor !! 1.2472 0.05124 89 69 18 2
2246 They taste great with blueberries and milk. 1.2472 0.05824 89 72 12 5
2247 One man’s trash. . . 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2248 It's the least we can do to repay him for picking his brain. 1.2472 0.06247 89 74 8 7
2249 I need them for my space crafts. 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
2250 When we arrive home we can burn these and roast potatoes in the fire. 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2251 Lucky for us,they don’t know the value of leaves. 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
2252 Do you also do lawns? 1.2472 0.06039 89 73 10 6
2253 careful 6 feet apart 1.2472 0.05932 89 75 7 7
2254 I told them you were real,but no one would believe me. Seems they were all Trumpers. They only believe in the creatures from outer space Donald tells them to believe in. 1.2472 0.05824 89 72 12 5
2255 And to think they're still using petroleum. 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
2256 Ya need to leave a few, so it doesn't look unreal . . . 1.2472 0.05824 89 72 12 5
2257 It's simply amazing how much this upsets them. 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
2258 I've always wanted to try composting. 1.2472 0.05247 89 72 13 4
2259 I think the earthling is grateful, but not particularly impressed. Show him what the heat ray can do. 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
2260 We can learn much from what they collect. 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2261 This is not the fall we came to prevent. 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
2262 Yes. Leaves first. Then we probe him in his nest. 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2263 Do you take Venmo? 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2264 We’ll gain his trust by making him think this is a new Amazon service. 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
2265 Our instructions were to collect samples of all intelligent life forms 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2266 I hear they’re really fun to walk on, we can get him later. 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
2267 I told you Zorts, this is a perfect way to fit in with the locals 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
2268 A little more up and to the right next time. 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2269 They're so easily entertained. 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
2270 This new leaf blower is out of this world 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2271 After all these years, Jim is now certain that raking leaves is an intergalactic fools' errand. 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2272 I dry them and encase in epoxy resin - part of my new mixed media project focusing on loss." 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
2273 No point having superior technology if you can’t show off sometimes 1.2472 0.06247 89 74 8 7
2274 I think we were supposed to ask for their leader, not leafer. 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2275 I know we're superior beings from light years away, but a job is a job. 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
2276 They won't evolve if you keep doing their work. 1.2472 0.05124 89 69 18 2
2277 He's going to figure out we took his dog last week! 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2278 He won't mind. They haven't solved the green energy puzzle yet. 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2279 Eat shoots leaves. 1.2472 0.05124 89 69 18 2
2280 Ok, fine...but after this we leave. 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2281 Interrogation should be easy; Heard they crumble just like that! 1.2472 0.05824 89 72 12 5
2282 I'm really tired of Commander Blorg's scavenger hunts. 1.2472 0.05824 89 72 12 5
2283 I’m sure he said take me to your leafer 1.2472 0.05824 89 72 12 5
2284 When we send them back, they won't remember a thing. 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
2285 Henry's Springtime efforts in training the Martians paid off in the Fall. 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2286 qaparHa'bej "Take me to your leafer"! 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
2287 Ah shoot, I missed. Can I have another $1? 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
2288 Can you beam them back down into Miller's yard there? 1.2472 0.05124 89 69 18 2
2289 Please don’t Leaf too soon! 1.2472 0.05824 89 72 12 5
2290 We came all the way out here for the foliage? 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2291 I think we're going to need another garden waste bag 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2292 Did he say "leafer' or "leader?" 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2293 This seems more productive than crop circles to me. 1.2472 0.05124 89 69 18 2
2294 There goes the element of surprise 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2295 They grow,collect,and store these things,it must be of high value. 1.2472 0.05124 89 69 18 2
2296 Is screwing with this guy's leaf pile really mission-related? 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2297 You think he'll tip this time? 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2298 Argh, you missed it again. Not the detritus, aim for the primitive tool holding the rake. 1.2472 0.05824 89 72 12 5
2299 They must be of value, the aliens put so much effort into gathering them! 1.2472 0.05824 89 72 12 5
2300 Chores are universal. 1.2472 0.05824 89 72 12 5
2301 They're the smartest beings we could find here, ma'am. 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2302 I hope he doesn't think we are going to come back again next weekend. 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2303 Leave the leaves,take the leaves,see if I care! 1.2472 0.06247 89 74 8 7
2304 I know you’re tempted to turn the blower on. 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
2305 I know they said to take the human, but he doesn't make that nice crunchy sound! 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
2306 Take me instead 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2307 We couldn’t take it anymore. 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
2308 Oh, the new robot vacuum cleaner is here. I'll be losing my job. 1.2472 0.05485 89 73 11 5
2309 I was skeptical at first, but this has been your best pandemic side hustle idea so far. 1.2472 0.06039 89 73 10 6
2310 The search for intelligent life continues post election 1.2472 0.06448 89 75 6 8
2311 ‘And no one will ever believe him’ 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2312 Check the gutters before you go. 1.2472 0.06039 89 73 10 6
2313 Did the president send you? 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2314 I’m like 100% sure I packed the toilet paper. 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
2315 After his wife left him for his brother, his assistant was promoted over him and his cat moved next door, John thought his self respect had hit rock bottom. 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2316 So then, are you gunna beam me down the mulch? 1.2472 0.04868 89 68 20 1
2317 We get to keep these AND he’s going to pay us to take them. 1.2472 0.05124 89 69 18 2
2318 Yes, there were easier leaf removal methods, but Todd was determined to impress the neighbors. 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
2319 This shall be the Fall of mankind. 🍂 1.2472 0.05824 89 72 12 5
2320 Alright, nice. Next we’re going to practice parallel parking. 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2321 We are going to be rich! 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
2322 This planet is just the best for scrapbooking. 1.2472 0.04868 89 68 20 1
2323 The dead leaves really have more value than humans at this point 1.2472 0.06247 89 74 8 7
2324 That's how we can steal their jobs! 1.2472 0.05824 89 72 12 5
2325 I said, 'Take your leave,' not 'le'—ah, forget it. 1.2472 0.06039 89 73 10 6
2326 Gorbzshog, we've been over this: Humans...you have to abduct HUMANS!! 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
2327 Remember, we're only interested in the masters, not the slaves. 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
2328 When you said ‘cross-species start-up opportunity,’ I was picturing something more glamorous. 1.2472 0.04868 89 68 20 1
2329 I still can’t believe we were the lowest bid for this contract. 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2330 The aliens are leaving 1.2472 0.05124 89 69 18 2
2331 There goes Elon Musk’s Roomba again. 1.2472 0.05824 89 72 12 5
2332 Start small, or they’ll get suspicious. 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
2333 I see he has one of our probes 1.2472 0.05824 89 72 12 5
2334 We are not getting paid enough for this 1.2472 0.05824 89 72 12 5
2335 Yep, this is on brand for 2020. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
2336 I always knew the leaf blower was an alien plot to colonize our planet 1.2449 0.05242 98 78 16 4
2337 This is the ONLY thing we can do to make them think we're friendly, trust me. 1.2447 0.04458 94 71 23 0
2338 14.7 light years per bushel. That's why. 1.2444 0.05765 90 73 12 5
2339 100 light years to get here and we’re stuck with leaf collection? 1.2444 0.05074 90 70 18 2
2340 We will study and understand this small shriveled lifeform. 1.2444 0.05765 90 73 12 5
2341 Step one: demonstrate technological superiority to the 'leaf blower'. Step two: demand unconditional surrender. 1.2444 0.05978 90 74 10 6
2342 Sometimes I just like to mess with them. 1.2444 0.05074 90 70 18 2
2343 Good -- we only take the most intelligent life forms from this planet. 1.2444 0.05978 90 74 10 6
2344 He's got a green thumb so we could be related. 1.2444 0.05544 90 72 14 4
2345 It's the least we can do after the year they've had. 1.2444 0.04822 90 69 20 1
2346 Your technology sure beats mine! 1.2418 0.05708 91 74 12 5
2347 Where have you been all my life? 1.2414 0.06110 87 72 9 6
2348 Only beam up intelligent life. 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
2349 Anal probes are out. Four Seasons Total Landscaping is in. 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2350 Watch his reaction when they get spewed all over his yard! 1.2414 0.04895 87 67 19 1
2351 Otherwise he'd have to bag them. 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
2352 Less weight, no stupid conversation. Good choice!! 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
2353 Poor bastard's got nuthin to do now the rest of the day! 1.2410 0.05309 83 65 16 2
2354 The salad stuff looks a little off, but the thing with the weapon looks kinda juicy. 1.2410 0.05309 83 65 16 2
2355 We leaf you in peace. 1.2410 0.05836 83 67 12 4
2356 Stupid humans! They just rake up the warp speed leaves and discard them! When will they learn? 1.2386 0.05110 88 69 17 2
2357 I feel bad stealing this guy's lunch. 1.2386 0.05359 88 70 15 3
2358 A rake? I swear, some of these humans are so primitive. 1.2386 0.05598 88 71 13 4
2359 I just don't feel like probing today. 1.2386 0.05359 88 70 15 3
2360 They must be worth something. Why else would they pick them all up? 1.2386 0.05110 88 69 17 2
2361 We are from the town. 1.2386 0.05598 88 71 13 4
2362 Drop your probe, Earthling. We leave in peace. 1.2386 0.06046 88 73 9 6
2363 I mean - we're literally raking it in 1.2386 0.06046 88 73 9 6
2364 They blow dry them and then comb them, they must be important. 1.2386 0.05826 88 72 11 5
2365 Hand-raked. Extra crunchy. Environmentally friendly. 1.2386 0.05826 88 72 11 5
2366 We could put those guys with leaf blowers out of business! 1.2386 0.05110 88 69 17 2
2367 Everyone collects them, they have to be the key to survival! 1.2386 0.04847 88 68 19 1
2368 If you really want your licence, Rachel, next time aim at the human! 1.2386 0.05598 88 71 13 4
2369 They seem to have excellent reproductive abilities. 1.2386 0.04570 88 67 21 0
2370 His wife will never believe him when he tells her what happened. 1.2386 0.05826 88 72 11 5
2371 Great. Now they’ll ALL want this level of service. 1.2386 0.05598 88 71 13 4
2372 Yes, I know we need roughage but I could really go for some meat." 1.2386 0.05826 88 72 11 5
2373 They have the best leaves. 1.2386 0.04847 88 68 19 1
2374 HEY! Knock it off, you guys! This is the first job I've had in ten months! 1.2386 0.05598 88 71 13 4
2375 I wonder if they remove snow? 1.2386 0.05598 88 71 13 4
2376 This is the last of what I need for that Fall craft I saw on TikTok. 1.2386 0.05826 88 72 11 5
2377 Immigrants-they get the job done! 1.2386 0.05826 88 72 11 5
2378 Cleaning up leaves, this was a great idea to earn extra beer money while we are still putzing around on this class 3.B.2 planet. 1.2386 0.04847 88 68 19 1
2379 These must be valuable. Earthlings collect them every year. 1.2386 0.04570 88 67 21 0
2380 Why cannot we collect them at the curb anymore? 1.2386 0.05826 88 72 11 5
2381 I know plant-based is better, but where do we put the probe? 1.2386 0.05110 88 69 17 2
2382 Well considering how long it took him to round them up, he doesn't seem to be too concerned. 1.2386 0.05359 88 70 15 3
2383 This is the fall of Earth. 1.2386 0.05826 88 72 11 5
2384 So, this is your answer when your son asks 'What did you bring me'" 1.2386 0.05359 88 70 15 3
2385 Because he hired me to, that's why. 1.2386 0.05359 88 70 15 3
2386 Introducing our new Leafraypickup Garden Service for a low introductory price.. This offer ends with the eclipse. 1.2386 0.05826 88 72 11 5
2387 I told you there was money to be made in this. 1.2386 0.05359 88 70 15 3
2388 Surely not all the leaves are brown. 1.2386 0.05826 88 72 11 5
2389 Nah, he won't report a UFO sighting. He just thinks he lost his job to automation. 1.2386 0.05110 88 69 17 2
2390 I dare you to try it on the human. 1.2386 0.04847 88 68 19 1
2391 Does this incremental income even cover the cost of fuel, let alone vehicle amortization? 1.2386 0.04570 88 67 21 0
2392 Don’t blame me. I clearly said “Take me to your leader!” 1.2386 0.05359 88 70 15 3
2393 What's all the fuss about rakes? 1.2386 0.05110 88 69 17 2
2394 We always volunteer here around the holidays 1.2386 0.04570 88 69 18 1
2395 It's a lawn tractor beam. 1.2386 0.06259 88 74 7 7
2396 All I’m saying, Jeb, is if I would have known that this is what I’d be doing at 40, I wouldn’t have gotten that degree in anthropology. 1.2386 0.05110 88 69 17 2
2397 It s for my wife . She scrapbooks everything ... 1.2386 0.05359 88 70 15 3
2398 Wrong button again honey 1.2386 0.05359 88 70 15 3
2399 Wanna leave here and go home 🤩🤘🏻 1.2386 0.05598 88 71 13 4
2400 Take it or leaf it for all I care 1.2386 0.05359 88 70 15 3
2401 Let’s hope there’s another one of those kid-shaped meatballs in this pile. 1.2386 0.05598 88 71 13 4
2402 Maybe if we clean up this mess he won't notice we've stolen a cow from him." 1.2386 0.05359 88 70 15 3
2403 Did you forget your glasses again? 1.2381 0.04972 84 65 18 1
2404 Leave the Earthling. Take the leaf matter. 1.2381 0.06017 84 69 10 5
2405 Then we hover over his neighbor’s yard and hit ‘blow’. 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
2406 Do you think they'd mind if we took more? 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
2407 You’d think that guy would be freak’n out by now. 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
2408 They're light, crisp, and very tasty. 1.2381 0.06017 84 69 10 5
2409 Quickly, before the curator shows displeasure. 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
2410 They're for my kid. 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
2411 No wonder they can't balance a budget; they burn all their money. 1.2381 0.06017 84 69 10 5
2412 Waaaait a minute -- why is he making this so easy? 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
2413 When we get home we’re going to be so rich! I can’t believe true; their streets are really paved with leaves. 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
2414 That's not what I meant when I said we should be leaving now. 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
2415 Don’t beam the tall one, as there’s no intelligent life within. 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
2416 Yeah, and the sky is grey - so what's your point? 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
2417 you do indeed come in peace 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
2418 Crap, I wish they took me. 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
2419 You’d think he would be happy but listen to his brain waives, he’s so annoyed. 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
2420 I am all for world domination! But let's try winning their hearts and minds for a change . 1.2381 0.04972 84 65 18 1
2421 Beam them up ,Scotty 1.2381 0.06017 84 69 10 5
2422 Great! They have the crispy ones. G.O.A.T. road trip snack! 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
2423 They must be good...they all gather them at this time of the year. 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
2424 We should go back to making them rake to the curb. 1.2381 0.06017 84 69 10 5
2425 Earthlings are a little smaller than I expected. 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
2426 A little to the left. 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
2427 I told you the Roomba was our way in. 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
2428 Not as tasty as their famed cow pies. 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
2429 This leaf blower is out of this world” 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
2430 Thanks, but that was last year's ask. Would you be able to provide vaccines for Covid-19 and Earth's next 10 pandemics, instead? Odds on the Georgia Senate elections would be great, too. 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
2431 Does your county recycle ? 1.2381 0.04972 84 65 18 1
2432 Close son, but the one holding the rake is actually the more intelligent one. 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
2433 Your aim has really been terrible on this trip! 1.2381 0.04972 84 65 18 1
2434 This ought to get them to believe in the Rapture. 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
2435 Rake these, sucker! 1.2381 0.06017 84 69 10 5
2436 Maybe he's not trying very hard to stop you, but it's still stealing. 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
2437 This leaf farmer seems to almost want us to take his harvest. 1.2381 0.04972 84 65 18 1
2438 Heh heh, we’re raising the dead.” 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
2439 This is the best planet ever for mulch. 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
2440 I'm tired of the pale, squishy ones, let's try something crunchy. 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
2441 You wouldn't believe how much this saves us on rectal probes. 1.2381 0.06017 84 69 10 5
2442 This really sucks. Back in the day, we had cattle mutilations, anal probing – I loved going to work! 1.2381 0.06250 84 70 8 6
2443 Leafcoin...? I'm in. 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
2444 They claim to want proof of alien technology, but sometimes l think Earthlings are just using us" 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
2445 This wall will stop illegal aliens from taking our jobs, they said. 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
2446 He thinks we're just after leaves 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
2447 Tell me again how composting is so economical. 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
2448 The humans are a waste. We can use the leaves 1.2381 0.06250 84 70 8 6
2449 See I told you only illegal aliens would want to do this job. 1.2381 0.06017 84 69 10 5
2450 um. . . thanks? 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
2451 After the fall, they rise. 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
2452 And I drop them again from 1,000 feet above 1.2381 0.04972 84 65 18 1
2453 You said you wanted a salad. 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
2454 Humans are gathering these. We should study them. 1.2381 0.05253 84 68 13 3
2455 They told us to ‘help save the planet’ 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
2456 Collector items always have high value. 1.2353 0.05712 85 69 12 4
2457 Are you sure we were supposed to say "Rake me to your leader?" 1.2353 0.06183 85 71 8 6
2458 I said “take me to their leader,” not “leafer.” 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
2459 Can we leave now? 1.2353 0.05952 85 70 10 5
2460 Just remember, it was my idea to expand our landscaping business to other planets! 1.2353 0.06183 85 71 8 6
2461 It’s a good thing these don’t smell better than the ones that dog left. 1.2353 0.05952 85 70 10 5
2462 They must be valuable since the Earthling was collecting them. 1.2353 0.04922 85 66 18 1
2463 If the fusion engine ever dies, we have to switch to mulch power. 1.2353 0.05952 85 70 10 5
2464 We need to work on your aim, Zorlak. 1.2353 0.05712 85 69 12 4
2465 This is great! Can you come back in December? 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
2466 All the leaves are brown...and those guys are grey." (And when I go to church...I'll pretend to pray. 1.2353 0.05952 85 70 10 5
2467 I miss the fall 1.2353 0.04922 85 66 18 1
2468 I guess it was worth the probe? 1.2353 0.04922 85 66 18 1
2469 Custom dictates we dump these in the neighbor's yard 1.2353 0.04922 85 66 18 1
2470 Are you a space Roomba? 1.2353 0.06183 85 71 8 6
2471 It's fun to mess with them, but they're not smart enough to make good pets. 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
2472 Now let's go dump these in Q's yard. 1.2353 0.05712 85 69 12 4
2473 Why can you never pick the right subject?" "Why can you never keep the craft steady? 1.2353 0.05952 85 70 10 5
2474 Analysis will determine why Earthlings never read the message in our leaflets. 1.2353 0.05712 85 69 12 4
2475 "OK, that's the Autumn Leaves. Next one is Tiptoe Through the Tulips." 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
2476 Dammit the death ray is malfunctioning again. 1.2353 0.05198 85 67 16 2
2477 Are you sure we were ordered to "leaf" the planet? 1.2353 0.05198 85 67 16 2
2478 MulchMartians 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
2479 What was the directive . . . If you're spotted, leave or just get spotted leaves? 1.2353 0.05952 85 70 10 5
2480 They must be valuable. Everyone seems to be collecting them. 1.2353 0.04922 85 66 18 1
2481 Hold on a sec. The human said he wants to get his wife. 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
2482 Aim a little higher. 1.2353 0.04922 85 66 18 1
2483 Little does he realize he's next. 1.2353 0.05712 85 69 12 4
2484 We'll see why they collect them, spread them, burn them, or give them to the truck. 1.2353 0.05712 85 69 12 4
2485 He looks angry - this must be an important resource. 1.2353 0.05712 85 69 12 4
2486 Is he even going to say thank you? 1.2353 0.05712 85 69 12 4
2487 Are these really Whitman's Leaves of Grass? 1.2353 0.05952 85 70 10 5
2488 So that's why aliens are leafy green... 1.2353 0.05952 85 70 10 5
2489 They’ll worship us like gods. 1.2353 0.05712 85 69 12 4
2490 Why does he look shocked? We told them the second Thursday of November. 1.2353 0.04922 85 66 18 1
2491 Really Dave? You spent all this money on a new leaf vacuum? 1.2353 0.05331 85 70 11 4
2492 Yeah, like he's going to voluntarily come with us because you helped him with his chores... 1.2353 0.04922 85 66 18 1
2493 It's great in risotto. 1.2353 0.05712 85 69 12 4
2494 Let's take our leaves. 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
2495 We might as well make a few bucks on the side while we’re here. 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
2496 Oh, nerts, we forgot the leaf bags. 1.2353 0.05712 85 69 12 4
2497 At least it's easier than crop circle duty. 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
2498 Not yet, Klatu. We’ll erase his memory after he pays us. 1.2353 0.05952 85 70 10 5
2499 Nothing like the pyramids they used to build, but oh well ... 1.2353 0.05952 85 70 10 5
2500 I told you there was leaf on earth 1.2353 0.05952 85 70 10 5
2501 I told you it would work. Bialar and Dengar's Leaf Service. Goldmine. 1.2353 0.05712 85 69 12 4
2502 We mean no harm. Our ship leaves in peace. 1.2353 0.05712 85 69 12 4
2503 Oh, snap, when you told me we could leave soon this isn't what I had in mind! 1.2353 0.06405 85 72 6 7
2504 Not the leaves! We want the Earthling! 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
2505 Sauteed leaves in a garlic butter cream sauce... again?! 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
2506 I can't believe he just piled this up for us. 1.2353 0.05712 85 69 12 4
2507 Our newest vacuum, it's out of this world! 1.2353 0.05712 85 69 12 4
2508 They are always collecting these things, they must be worth something. 1.2353 0.04922 85 66 18 1
2509 $20 bucks a yard, we'll be rich! 1.2353 0.05952 85 70 10 5
2510 Here’s your lousy $600 1.2353 0.05712 85 69 12 4
2511 I think we will only need half a tank. 1.2353 0.05198 85 67 16 2
2512 Leaving is always the hardest. 1.2353 0.05952 85 70 10 5
2513 I’m ok with this-but only if you compost. 1.2353 0.05712 85 69 12 4
2514 Just when you thought things couldn’t get any weirder. 1.2353 0.05198 85 67 16 2
2515 What? My dog jumps in them! 1.2353 0.05952 85 70 10 5
2516 The leaves will be gone by spring. Can you take me instead? 1.2353 0.05712 85 69 12 4
2517 Are you sure these are the stacks we are supposed to collect? 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
2518 I told you they had take out 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
2519 If they collect them, they MUST be useful 1.2353 0.05198 85 67 16 2
2520 If only Steve let me borrow his leaf blower 1.2353 0.05952 85 70 10 5
2521 I’ll take the serf with my turf, thank you. 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
2522 That's what I call U-F-Oliage 1.2353 0.05198 85 67 16 2
2523 The show’s in its last season, time to grab memorabilia from the set. 1.2353 0.05198 85 67 16 2
2524 In an effort to keep up with the Jones', Bob invested in the Leaf-o-Matic 3000 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
2525 Finally, a cooperative specimen. 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
2526 Should we tell them this is fuel yet or wait another century? 1.2353 0.05712 85 69 12 4
2527 Finally, an intelligent life-form. 1.2353 0.05712 85 69 12 4
2528 They’re outsourcing everything these days 1.2353 0.04474 85 67 17 1
2529 Don't worry, he'll just blame it on the booze. 1.2326 0.05145 86 68 16 2
2530 It ain't the dominant species, you know. 1.2326 0.05145 86 68 16 2
2531 I think the smell reminds me of Nvortny in the morning. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2532 First, we capture his precious leaves and the human comes willingly. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2533 We come in leafs. 1.2317 0.04846 82 66 14 2
2534 Well, there's one thing off his honey-do list. 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2535 Still in their pre-leaf blower stage. No threat here. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2536 Excellent, excellent... now we can leaf. 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
2537 Leaf him alone. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2538 Are you sure it is "Take us to your leafer" and not "Take us to your leader"? 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2539 With all these specimens, we can knock off early. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2540 I've certainly seen better offerings, but maybe they can't afford anything better. 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
2541 I don’t think he’s piling them because they’re precious, he seems too calm. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2542 He was never gonna finish the job without our help. 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2543 These are good samples of their food. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2544 At least , he should thank us. 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2545 Apparently we keep finding the ones without smartphones. 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2546 Your aim leaves much to be desired. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2547 You’re never going to get your flying license if you keep missing the target. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2548 This guy has no idea what's coming. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2549 See? Money does grow on trees on this planet. 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2550 Thanks fellas. Don’t forget the front. 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
2551 If the humans are gathering them together, they must be valuable! 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
2552 The probing will be much less disgusting. 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2553 How exactly are we supposed to package and dispose of this alien poop again? 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2554 I would have thought with our advanced technology we could have gotten better jobs than yard work. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2555 Thank the heavens he’s raking, not blowing. 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2556 Darn it, Zog, you've turned us into an interstellar Roomba. 1.2317 0.06086 82 68 9 5
2557 Stay right there, I'm going to go get my wife. 1.2317 0.04688 82 63 19 0
2558 And for Gary, this was the only option left after the association banned leaf blowers 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
2559 Gravity is overrated! 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
2560 Why did you tell him that we were coming in peace?! 1.2317 0.04999 82 64 17 1
2561 Rack! A Whitman sampler? How you call it, 'Leaves of Grass.' 1.2317 0.06086 82 68 9 5
2562 Did he pre-pay? 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2563 10 billion miles, and headquarters wants a bag of leaves!! 1.2317 0.04999 82 64 17 1
2564 I didn’t expect this when we volunteered to help other planets. 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
2565 These must be very valuable,or why would they constantly collect them? 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
2566 The leaves will tell us more than the people. 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
2567 I wonder if they'll get that big pile of leaves out front, too? 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2568 These will look lovely pressed into our memory book. 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
2569 Takeover phase one: make yourself indispensable. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2570 Should we save them for the trip home or eat them now? 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
2571 Good planet to start a landscaping business? 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
2572 Why those? Because we’ve already probed him. 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2573 How would you feel about sucking up dog poop? 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2574 That Roswell Yard Service sure goes the Extra Mile. 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
2575 Look. They crumble right in your hands! Earth is ours! 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2576 Let's take leave of this place. 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
2577 I heard him say, get out, leaf at once. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2578 One alien's trash is another alien's treasure. 1.2317 0.06086 82 68 9 5
2579 Back home the kids will love to play in this stuff. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2580 I think our leaf blower is making a good first impression. 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2581 We fall for this every year. 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
2582 They said get a sample, this is a sample. Now, let's go. I have something at 7. 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2583 Hey, I specifically ordered a leaf BLOWER. I'm done with on-line shopping! 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2584 We've been going nuts spending lockdown squeezed into this UFO. 1.2317 0.06086 82 68 9 5
2585 Don't worry Bob. Eventually everyone will get used to the idea of outsourcing. 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2586 Well, that makes my job a whole lot easier. 1.2317 0.06086 82 68 9 5
2587 Maybe one day we’ll discover other uses for it. 1.2317 0.04999 82 64 17 1
2588 Another gender reveal gone wrong it seems 1.2317 0.06086 82 68 9 5
2589 Through simple acts of kindness we gain social license. 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
2590 Alright now you can either spread ‘em out across his yard or you can try to screw with his neighbor. 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
2591 your aim sucks. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2592 The enhancements made to the 2021 Roomba are great! 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2593 They really gotta work on their banking security systems 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2594 At least something exciting happened in 2020 1.2317 0.04999 82 64 17 1
2595 Another human saved from the mysterious and pernicious "HOA" entity. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2596 „When you thought robots wouldn‘t take over your job“ 1.2317 0.06086 82 68 9 5
2597 So they think COVID-19 is fake news? Then they'll never believe this! 1.2317 0.06086 82 68 9 5
2598 You got that close and still couldn't zap the human, pl-ease! 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2599 I like to pile it on the ground in front of them to remind them of their inferiority. 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2600 Still more efficient than a leaf blower. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2601 If they like our trash so much, maybe they’ll take Trump too. 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2602 Not quite the help for humanity I had in mind.... 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2603 They don’t seem to be struggling. Autopsies are bound to be easier on these things, right? 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
2604 We need to work on your aim. Next we'll try your skill at parallel universe parking 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2605 I told you they think it's garbage 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2606 Let’s give the earthling more leaves and watch him lose his mind. 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
2607 As if the squirrels weren't enough of a problem. 1.2299 0.05593 87 71 12 4
2608 Yep, this spaceship sucks! 1.2289 0.05769 83 68 11 4
2609 They must be valuable if the earthlings spend so much effort gathering them together 1.2289 0.04946 83 65 17 1
2610 Are they valuable? Yes, I told you, I know what I’m doing. 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
2611 We have discovered a willing source of mulch. We don't even have to become planet overlords! 1.2289 0.04946 83 65 17 1
2612 I say let's take him. The kids love a good dissection. 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
2613 They want us to leaf. 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
2614 Can you believe that money just grows on trees here? 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
2615 I said, beam ME up. Who cares about the leaves? 1.2289 0.05769 83 68 11 4
2616 I want to burn them when we get home. I hear they smell good. 1.2289 0.05769 83 68 11 4
2617 You have some major OCD, Bzizok." 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
2618 I prefer the other meaning of “To serve man.” 1.2289 0.04946 83 70 9 4
2619 He'll be looking for us on Angie's List when it snows 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
2620 This is the guy who complained about leave blowers, right? 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
2621 No. Leave. Earth! 1.2289 0.05769 83 68 11 4
2622 How would you even do an anal probe on a pile of leaves? 1.2289 0.05769 83 68 11 4
2623 It does grow on trees, sir, but I don’t think it’s money. 1.2289 0.04946 83 65 17 1
2624 The chancellor has requested the really crunchy ones. 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
2625 They Rake, We Take! Another sign of our "superior" intelligence. 1.2289 0.04640 83 64 19 0
2626 Leafing is the hardest thing to do. 1.2289 0.06018 83 69 9 5
2627 Any Galorkian who tells you they pay for mulch is a total Flupnaran. 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
2628 We agreed to perform a few menial tasks now and then, and they agreed to look the other way when we probe a few farmers. 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
2629 City Services have really gone high tech 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
2630 They must be valuable; everyone is gathering them together in small piles near their homes. 1.2289 0.04640 83 64 19 0
2631 To be completely honest Dave, I feel like this might be a scam. 1.2289 0.04946 83 65 17 1
2632 We heard you had a rough 2020 and wanted to give you a hand. 1.2289 0.05769 83 68 11 4
2633 I hope he doesn't think we're leaving him out. 1.2289 0.05769 83 68 11 4
2634 We also leaf in peace” 1.2289 0.05769 83 68 11 4
2635 After their last orbit, it's the least we can do. 1.2289 0.05769 83 68 11 4
2636 When’s you next eye appointment? 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
2637 The other life form stupid 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
2638 Dude, your aiming skills is on par with the Stormtroopers 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
2639 This beats my last job: anal probing. 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
2640 He thought you said, take me to your leaf eater. 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
2641 You can tell -- he is one of the ones that wants the brand name iRobot. Silly. 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
2642 Now he'll think we're illegal aliens. 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
2643 I think we have a problem with the intelligent life beamer. 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
2644 I hope they go with green. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2645 He doesn't seem to be pleased with our peace offering. 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
2646 Clearly they use that lower lifeform to congregate them into communal mind-melding. 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
2647 will he wash our windows while we are fueling up with Mulch 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2648 Any planet can make a leaf blower. But a leaf sucker. . . 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2649 I hate this damn Keto diet, Klaatu. 1.2250 0.06156 80 67 8 5
2650 I think we found the planet's most intelligent species. 1.2250 0.05024 80 63 16 1
2651 If you don't want them we'll take them. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2652 We are battling the fall of human civilization. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2653 We're more advanced. Our leaf vacuums are noiseless. 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
2654 God damn aliens took my job and the wall did NOTHING to stop them! 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2655 It’s the least we can do after all the probing we did on the guy. 1.2250 0.05329 80 66 11 3
2656 No, really.. he said we could take all of his underlings. 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2657 Apparently, you have taken me to their leafer. 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
2658 After abducting him for 20 years, the least we can do is save him an hour of yard work. 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
2659 Rupert was amazed at the town's new leaf collection system 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2660 Easy, Hank. You’re gonna jam the mulcher again. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2661 'Tis the season 1.2250 0.06156 80 67 8 5
2662 Klebdar, you're just going to reinforce the idea that illegal aliens are taking their jobs 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
2663 Gee, if I knew aliens were interested in my raked leaves, I would've put the cat in the pile. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2664 You're getting the hang of it son, now move a little to the right. 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2665 Did the Captain say leave or leaf. 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
2666 These small planets are delicious but you have to be careful to clean them first. 1.2250 0.06408 80 68 6 6
2667 I hope they compost. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2668 They have to be valuable since they collect them so carefully. 1.2250 0.05024 80 63 16 1
2669 Every year they collect thousands of them so they must be important. 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2670 I said leader, not leafer. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2671 If you blow it from one yard to another, you can harness their infuriation. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2672 I can't believe they throw these delicious things away " 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2673 We finally found the planet where money grows on trees. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2674 It's fine. He's been disconnected from other humans so long he probably thinks that we are his gardening partner in a new device. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2675 These things make a great wrap for a tasty human. 1.2250 0.06156 80 67 8 5
2676 You don’t need to put out food or water, but you do need to help clean their cages. 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
2677 No wonder our property taxes keep going up . 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2678 Mom said,we needed more fiber in our diet 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2679 The fun part comes when we put them back in his front yard. 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2680 Hit, ‘Mulch.’ 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2681 Reverse the beam. These leaves are stale. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2682 An unexpected perk of asking aliens to leave. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2683 If Scottie hadn't beamed him up back then, we wouldn't be stuck with this job. 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2684 Gosh, now I know why this new yard service is so expensive! 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
2685 Do you think he gets it that we are leafing him? 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
2686 This might be the first time an illegal alien has actually taken his job 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
2687 I still worry that our switch to dead leaf currency won't make us all rich but just lead to rampant inflation." 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2688 Could you guys go pick up the deadwood on Pennsylvania Avenue? 1.2250 0.05329 80 66 11 3
2689 Climate emergency is real. Let’s preserve fall, before it’s gone forever! 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
2690 Not to worry! Our instructions were clear: Leave none of them behind.” David B Smith Miami Beach, F 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2691 How much for weekly maintenance? 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2692 OK, the one without OCD should operate the tractor beam. 1.2250 0.06156 80 67 8 5
2693 That leaf pile is too small to jump into! 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
2694 They're obsessed with hoarding these things...they must be very valuable. 1.2250 0.05024 80 63 16 1
2695 Is this how you do an unemployment program on Mars? 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2696 See if you can snag that big thing next to them. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2697 No sign of intelligent life in any of these life forms, so far. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2698 The Humans are Always gathering them up; they Must be Important! 1.2250 0.06408 80 68 6 6
2699 Thanks, but I was going to jump in “my” pile. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2700 Bill was tired of foreigners stealing his job. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2701 He's had a rough year, it's the least we could do. 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2702 This ought to teach that hoarder a lesson he will never forget! 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
2703 These new drones really do everything. 1.2250 0.05024 80 63 16 1
2704 This is what they call "Taking annual leave" 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2705 Humans are collecting these crunchy things - beam them up - we must analyze their importance 1.2250 0.06156 80 67 8 5
2706 Take us to your litter 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2707 I know they're not fresh but the closest supply is 2 million light-years away and I'm not going back just for you. 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
2708 No one’s going to beleaf this.... 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2709 If we get this one right, “Other World Landscaping” could sign this whole neighborhood. 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
2710 These earthlings are too dumb to know we're stealing their leaves. 1.2250 0.04698 80 62 18 0
2711 we know you hate them, but don't get comfortable, you're next. 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2712 If I had known we were going to collect leaves for the whole neighborhood, I would have brought the ship with the mulcher. 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2713 Snacks before the main course? 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
2714 Do you realize how much fuel we've spent just so we can redo the credenza in gold leaf? 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
2715 I know . . but I can't help myself. Remember back when we had trees . . the smell . .running and jumping . . heck . . just the sound of walking through the leaves . . . . . Djebkumgork'll love em! . . . a little souvenir . . . 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2716 Careful captain, aliens have already been accused of stealing jobs. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2717 Those guys at Amazon think of everything 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2718 I'm just doing this until something opens up in the brain probe lab. 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2719 They have to be valuable he is gathering them for a reason. 1.2250 0.05024 80 63 16 1
2720 They told us to leave? 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2721 Since when did Elon Musk get into the landscaping business? 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2722 Look at all this fuel! 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2723 This is almost too easy. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2724 Take me to your leader, not leafer! 1.2250 0.06156 80 67 8 5
2725 I think we can make a business of this. People complain all the time about the noise caused by leaf blowers. Our noiseless system will go unnoticed. 1.2250 0.06156 80 67 8 5
2726 Just a tad to the right there, son, and I think you'll have it nailed. 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2727 Do you think we'll need the rake too? 1.2250 0.06156 80 67 8 5
2728 Oh sure, just leave. 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2729 Let's spread them all over his yard again and see what he does. 1.2250 0.04698 80 62 18 0
2730 Yes, you can shred it for mulch. The petunias love it! 1.2250 0.05024 80 63 16 1
2731 They don’t seem very concerned about their young. 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
2732 Prepare to initiate exponential organic matter replication and eject sequence. 1.2250 0.05024 80 63 16 1
2733 Take the tree also. It'll save you a trip next year. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2734 I said “ take the lead”. 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2735 Well of course the movies make it look easy 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2736 Are you sure this was the address on Craigslist? 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2737 He was contemplating buying a leaf blower, we had to intervene. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2738 This new vegan diet has its challenges. 1.2250 0.06156 80 67 8 5
2739 But are you sure he was doing that for us?? 1.2250 0.05024 80 63 16 1
2740 The earthling hacked our transport beam again. 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
2741 The hard part will be getting them to come back next year. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2742 These must have some value. Why else would earthling be collecting them? 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2743 He's gathering them carefully, so they must be quite valuable. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2744 New directive from Captain Xabot: we're 'putting the PR back in Probe.' 1.2250 0.06156 80 67 8 5
2745 No one will beleaf him. 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2746 Throw away that rake! Our patented “Silent Suction System,” utilizes space age technology at a price you can afford! 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2747 these must be very valuable. let's take them with us. 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2748 After we get these great leaves let's capture the biped for our zoo. 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2749 Believe me, when ma and pa were our age, they didn't have to do this! 1.2250 0.05024 80 63 16 1
2750 Not sure which story will be believed,us or that he got every leaf 1.2250 0.05024 80 63 16 1
2751 We need to research why these beings put so much work gathering this material. 1.2250 0.04527 80 64 15 1
2752 Better Gary,next time a little more to the right. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2753 I think "leave" means something else. 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2754 I thought Roswell was a town. 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
2755 This is kind of like an old X-Files episode. 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2756 After years of study at Roswell,the technicians told the aliens it was time to pick up and leave. They didn’t understand. 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
2757 Don’t tell me you’re a vegan 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2758 We forgot to bring leaf bags. 1.2250 0.06156 80 67 8 5
2759 Come with us. We'll beam you up and take you to a place where there are no leaves to rake. 1.2250 0.05024 80 63 16 1
2760 Never beam up a human who isn't wearing a face mask. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2761 Yes, exactly, right when they finish their last pile. 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2762 Then we blast them over the next garden and watch the gardener try to explain that! 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2763 He's use to seeing them blown around. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2764 Good idea. I'd rather probe the leaves too. 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2765 Ha! Nice try, rookie! Step aside. 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2766 We don't have plant life. Why do we need mulch? 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2767 He’s had a hard year 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
2768 I feel we're not really justifying the expense. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2769 Okay now move the lever to the right, beam up our slightly confused victim, and you'll have earned your saucer license! 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2770 These leaves seem to have trained the lower species to take care of them. Let's have the leaves over for tea. 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
2771 we could sell it by the gramme 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
2772 You really take all the pizzazz out of abducting. 1.2250 0.04698 80 62 18 0
2773 Drop them in the neighbor's yard. 1.2250 0.04698 80 62 18 0
2774 Realizing that the fallen leaves were of greater interest to the extraterrestrials than he himself, Bill concluded that 2021 would finally be the year he joined a punk band. 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2775 Zignag, you idiot! You need to learn to enunciate. The word is 'leader', with a 'd'!" 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
2776 Yes, Helen, some aliens cleaned our lawn. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2777 What did I tell you? Always go for the organized piles! 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
2778 See Zorn the earthlings still believe in fall,Ha Ha! 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2779 I miss the good old days when all we had to do was probe this guy. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2780 They’re gluten-free. 1.2250 0.05024 80 63 16 1
2781 We must leave this planet better than we found it. 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2782 Remember, Sir - money grows on trees here on earth. he's just raking it in." 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2783 He'll be glad to see us leave. 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
2784 We start with leaves, move on to body snatching and abductions and then finally into proctology 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2785 I DID go to grocery, Zwindop! I told you, no toilet paper anywhere! 1.2250 0.04698 80 64 15 1
2786 This still doesn’t make up for probing 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2787 I rest my case. Those aliens are stealing jobs! 1.2250 0.05024 80 63 16 1
2788 Missed a spot 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
2789 We're supposed to be little green men, these will turn us orange" ... "We've already sent one orange infiltrator and they haven't seemed to notice anything amiss. 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
2790 Not again Zorg...it was “Commander in Chief” not “pile of leaf”! 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
2791 They wanted something quieter than a leaf blower. 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2792 are you sure this will hurt them? Yes they love crunchy leafs 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2793 Please don’t leaf, take me ! 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
2794 Really? Aliens and technology are gonna take away this job too? 1.2250 0.06408 80 68 6 6
2795 And here you'll find one of those humans making piles of those things on trees. They seem to like that kind of stuff 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2796 I’m all about phasing out fossil fuels for transportation but there has to be a better way. 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
2797 Ok not funny guys! 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
2798 The first step in world domination is taking over their currency, and here the money grows on trees. 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
2799 Spiffy leaf-ractor beam. 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
2800 2020: It’s a wrap. Leaf-ing at all behind. 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
2801 No one will ever be- leaf me. 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
2802 Sometimes, I feel like you're just going through the motions." 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2803 These are the living species I told you about 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2804 I told you it was more to the left. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2805 Aliens 1 - Streetcleaners 0 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2806 Damn leafers. 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
2807 Don't take the leaves, take me. 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
2808 Mom was wrong! Zemporh-X22 dollars really do grow on trees!! 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2809 Is it just me, or does that guy look *exactly* like Adrien Brody? 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2810 We are cutting back on beef and this salad looks delicious 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2811 Wow these new Roombas actually are worth the hype 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
2812 From then on, Lief Gunderson would be more precise with his nightly scream to the heavens 1.2250 0.06156 80 67 8 5
2813 Dad....dad....dad....dad....dad... 1.2250 0.06156 80 67 8 5
2814 Was the order ‘take the humans and leave,’ or ‘take the human’s leaves?’ 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2815 Once you master parallel probing I’ll let you take it out on the highway. 1.2250 0.06408 80 68 6 6
2816 Dried leaves. Hmm. This must be the more intelligent life on this planet. Can’t say much for humanoids” 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2817 Well, that was a freebie. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2818 Honestly, this isn’t the craziest thing I’ve seen this year. 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
2819 I've observed him collecting these daily... they must be valuable 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2820 Close Encounters of the Foliaceous Kind 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2821 The truth is out there, but so are leaves 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2822 ¿Why do this creatures insist on doing irrelevant things during a pandemic? 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2823 But he’s a collector too! 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2824 I’m not sure they will be as crunchy on zero gravity 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2825 Would be great if you could take out the trash too. 1.2237 0.05164 76 60 15 1
2826 Introducing: The UBER of raking 1.2237 0.05164 76 60 15 1
2827 Just leave them. 1.2222 0.04648 81 63 18 0
2828 Nice of them to provide a refueling station. 1.2222 0.04969 81 64 16 1
2829 We should totally dump these in Xork’s yard. 1.2222 0.06086 81 68 8 5
2830 I know it's prohibited to interfere but I'm only Martian damn it! 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
2831 if you leave me, can i come too? 1.2222 0.04969 81 64 16 1
2832 This is the earth most valuable assets, lets help him. 1.2211 0.05223 95 78 13 4
2833 Again? I'm starting to think you don't even like probing 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
2834 He said they're ALL his leaders; who are we to question? 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
2835 They're fantastic for mulching the incubators. 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
2836 I said tractor beam, not rake gun. 1.2206 0.06900 68 58 5 5
2837 he hasn't even asked us in for a cup of coffee ! 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
2838 Obviously, extremely valuable. 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
2839 The Chief Labrador will be very pleased. 1.2195 0.04599 82 64 18 0
2840 Great, now Bill next door will think I didn’t even bother sweeping them up 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
2841 So tell me again, "What we are going to do with them?" 1.2179 0.05046 78 62 15 1
2842 He seems happy to see us! 1.2179 0.04705 78 61 17 0
2843 It’s the only intelligent life they could find. 1.2179 0.05046 78 62 15 1
2844 I'm glad we were able to refuel. Should we tip him? 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
2845 We came for your piles. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
2846 Damn aliens... taking my job 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
2847 Why are we doing this for free? 1.2162 0.06166 74 62 8 4
2848 :||||. ::|||||| .||::|||..:.:||||.|| ..:HAHAHA 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
2849 We're in Hoovering mode. 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
2850 These must be precious to earthlings, he just spent four hours collecting them. 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
2851 It's your gift for voting for Biden. 1.2162 0.05858 74 63 7 4
2852 Leave the hauling to us. 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
2853 You know, Xlandor, I don't need a reason to do something nice for a change. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
2854 I guess The leaf blower was louder than I thought. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
2855 TAKE US TO YOUR LEAF-DER! Nah just messing with you man. Todd, why don't you zap 'em up while we're in the neighborhood? 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
2856 This race isn't very intelligent. The neighbor's kid would have done this for less than half of what I charged him. 1.2162 0.06166 74 62 8 4
2857 And then I’m going to jump right into the middle of the pile and scatters them everywhere! 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
2858 We are the new landscaping company. Let us get that for you. 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
2859 You are so impressionable. I should not have let you watch that Roomba commercial, kiddo! 1.2162 0.06166 74 62 8 4
2860 No, we are only collecting intelligent life forms! 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
2861 These seem to be among their most collected items. 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
2862 I really think corporate needs to give up the search for intelligent life. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
2863 The fun part will be watching him trying to explain this to his wife." 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
2864 We'll now know why these were so important to the Earthling. 1.2162 0.06166 74 62 8 4
2865 You think we should leave him be? 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
2866 Leader." You we're supposed to say, "Take me to your Leader. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
2867 No, Orph, it's take me to your leader, not take me to your leafer. 1.2162 0.06166 74 62 8 4
2868 Make America rake again, seems more likely. 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
2869 In some species it’s rude to leave anything left on your plate. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
2870 Are you sure this is part of the Galactic Federation agreement? 1.2162 0.05533 74 63 9 2
2871 I feel like this wasn't the best way for us to come out to Earthlings. We should have removed that virus like Harold suggested. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
2872 Hey Marty, you think they’ll ever give drone drivers full benefits? 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
2873 Don’t you just love fall? 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
2874 Earl, don't we usually take the guy? Not this year Larry, social distancing is still a thing! 1.2162 0.06166 74 62 8 4
2875 I think they said Steves 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
2876 Just a reminder that you forgot to pay us last week 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
2877 Are you sure ‘leave them alone’ was the order? 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2878 This is the missing ingredient for my compost. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2879 Watch -- they seem to love this. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2880 We’ll be back in six months for some tulips. 1.2152 0.04653 79 62 17 0
2881 This will be bigger than Roomba. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2882 The best part is dropping them off in the neighbor's lawn. 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2883 They make better compost than their masters. 1.2152 0.06155 79 67 7 5
2884 Ooooh, I thought you said, 'Take me to your weeder. 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
2885 I'll leave it up to you. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2886 The neighboring town makes you put them in bags. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2887 I don't know but I think this guy might be taking advantage of us. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2888 Is this enough? 1.2152 0.06155 79 67 7 5
2889 It's the least we can do. They've had a rough year. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2890 The Fall of humans is at hand! 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2891 We came to oblitter this planet! 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2892 And for $20 bucks more we'll dump them on your neighbors lawn. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2893 They're a very small species. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2894 It's pumpkin latte season again! 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2895 There's only so many butts a guy can probe. 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2896 Stan loved his Alien 5000 Leaf Vac 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2897 Compliance is ensured once we have his leaf collection. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2898 Can you believe they’ve just been jumping in these? 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2899 We can leave the bill in his mailbox. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2900 No, the other right. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2901 Klakto verado nicto. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2902 Hmmm...cemetery? 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
2903 I still think we should have asked for more money. 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
2904 Hey, I'm rakin' here! 1.2152 0.06155 79 67 7 5
2905 So, are you sure these are cornflakes? 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2906 Margaret...can you come out here QUICKLY! 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2907 Lucky they don't know that money does grow on trees. 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2908 It's not hoarding. They're for a collage. 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
2909 Leaf coins just passed $22,000 each in our planet! 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
2910 With all these dead leaf farms, we’ll never run out of toilet paper. 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2911 Did the master say "lives on earth" or "leaves on earth"? 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
2912 Pretty sure they said they wanted to find leaf on Mars. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2913 Damn illegal aliens–taking my job! 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2914 Go home, NASA. You're drunk. 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2915 We do this so our kids won't have to. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2916 He collects these objects. Perhaps he will trust us if we give him more. 1.2152 0.06155 79 67 7 5
2917 Beam up a pile of leaves and you'll beam them up each fall. Beam up a man to rake them, et cetera. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2918 It's easy, their money grows on trees here. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2919 Thank you earthling,for gathering your best subjects. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2920 Don't get enough detritus at home? 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2921 I wonder what they are worth? 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2922 Doing chores may not kill me but it will get me abducted. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2923 Leave some of the pile - this is a favorite human pastime. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2924 Our leader will most certainly enjoy this crunchy earth delicacy. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2925 Our Spinning Blue Marble Series goes "galactic" once he tells the neighbors what happened to the leaves." 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2926 I believe! 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2927 Thank you for organizing it. We'll start with the leaves. Your planet are belong to us. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2928 Do we charge by the hour or by the leave. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2929 What, no leaves where you guys come from? 1.2152 0.03894 79 66 12 1
2930 It’s backward, but leaves, shoots, and eats should still work” 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2931 Selllllma, Cancel the compacting contract. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2932 I expected more of drones? 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
2933 The gardener was beyond belief when the aliens abducted his leaves. 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
2934 Yes they are dead but they are definitely the more interesting life form. 1.2152 0.04653 79 64 14 1
2935 This isn’t what I had in mind when I said I wanted to leave 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2936 Would you also please check the gutters 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2937 [These close encounters used to be so much more fun.] 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2938 Do they do gutters? 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2939 We scratch their exoskeleton, they'll scratch ours. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2940 Is this part of my property tax bill? 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
2941 No, Zorbon, I’m pretty sure the Captain said, ‘Take me to their LeaDer’ — with a D. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2942 I can hardly wait to read about this in the National Enquirer. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2943 Let's call ourselves ET Dyson & Sons. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2944 Save these, the trees will be extinct by the next time we return. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2945 I told you it's always better to take your vehicle to an authorized dealer for an alignment! 1.2152 0.06155 79 67 7 5
2946 This light fixture rally sucks. 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2947 Save the orange ones for dessert! 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2948 Aren't leaf blowers bad for the planet? 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2949 Trump’s Space Force leads to more outsourcing. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2950 Leaving in peace 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2951 The air is bad but these crisps are delicious! 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2952 Do you think the Galactic Federation would mind if we mess with the monoliths after this? 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2953 Hey man, that’s my job. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2954 First it was the mason jar string lights, then the shiplap manger, and now this? 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2955 When they say 'samples' I'm thinking they mean something a bit more complex 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2956 When I heard people complaining that foreigners were taking our jobs, this is not what I had in mind. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2957 You think the dude would be happier considering we're doing his job for him. 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2958 Illegal aliens took my job 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2959 Next, we will need to beam up a beverage known as 'pumpkin spice latte'. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2960 Imagine the look on people’s faces when he tells them aliens took his job. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2961 Alexa.. Siri.. is that you? 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2962 Looks like the neighbours got the new SpaceX leaf blower 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2963 Humans... They don’t know how good these things are. 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
2964 We're only here to help. 1.2152 0.04653 79 62 17 0
2965 These will impress the boss. 1.2152 0.04475 79 64 14 1
2966 Only the leaves get to leave? 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2967 You know you could of saved me some time if you came earlier. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2968 No, your OTHER qlorx. 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
2969 Terrific. Now, if you could only apply that level of finesse to your probes. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2970 They're all gathering these, they must be worth a fortune! 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
2971 Clearly, they must be valuable, he keeps rounding them up. 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
2972 These decaying photosynthesis devices will surely be more worthy of study than the creature holding the crude gathering device. 1.2133 0.06090 75 63 8 4
2973 You have a kind heart, wherever it is. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
2974 We dump them in his neighbor’s yard then watch him explain how they got there — it’s hilarious. 1.2133 0.06090 75 63 8 4
2975 I'm all for modernization but pickup isn't until tomorrow fellas. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
2976 It's good off-season work until the driveways need plowing. 1.2133 0.06379 75 64 6 5
2977 I've got this. Leaf it to me. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
2978 I feel like we've been tricked. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
2979 He's raking them in--they must use these things for money. 1.2133 0.05467 75 64 8 3
2980 They've done this every year since '64; I keep my mouth shut. 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
2981 We will have to charge more than $150 per hour to pay back the small business loan. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
2982 I told you chores could be fun. 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
2983 sure, but you know what they say! "one man's yard waste is another being's means of faster-than-light travel." 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
2984 It seems that we have become alienated from both our labor and ourselves." 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
2985 They'll look great with all the individual socks we got from their washing machines. 1.2133 0.06656 75 65 4 6
2986 Once again - are you SURE this is the currency of this planet? 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
2987 Be careful! It's not like these things grow on trees! 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
2988 You know there will be more next week! 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
2989 They make the piles for their leaders to jump into. 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
2990 Last time we landed in the desert. Is this nirvana or what? 1.2133 0.06379 75 64 6 5
2991 Take the leaves, leave the human. 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
2992 Gold stolen from this alien planet to fill our holiday stockings! 1.2133 0.06090 75 63 8 4
2993 These must be important if the creatures collect them so diligently. 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
2994 Great, another sighting. We’d better leaf. 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
2995 Have you guys seen my dog? 1.2133 0.04762 75 59 16 0
2996 What makes you think they will taste as good as those apples? 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
2997 I really like how humans present our food. 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
2998 'Are you sure they are the superior life form.....not the one with the broom?" 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
2999 While you're at it, can you get the leaves in the gutters? 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
3000 This is where technology leaves him behind. 1.2133 0.06090 75 63 8 4
3001 It's fun to jump in these..." 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3002 Wow, a Roomba for picking up leaves! 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3003 It's part of my plan to gain the undying gratitude of mankind. 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
3004 I told you, take me to your leader! Not leafer, leader! 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3005 Of course they must be valuable. The earthlings work so hard to gather them up. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3006 Did he pay you in advance this time? 1.2133 0.06090 75 63 8 4
3007 Did the boss say leader or leafer? 1.2133 0.04762 75 59 16 0
3008 Thanks for your help, fellas but I'm still not going with you. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3009 How primitive-he is still using a HAND RAKE. Let’s show him how we gather leaves on Pluto. 1.2133 0.06090 75 63 8 4
3010 How many leaves are we going to get before we get people? 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
3011 Can you please come tomorrow too. There will be more leaves. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3012 What are you doing? I said, "Let's take leave of this planet." 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
3013 They work so hard to hoard these... they must have some value we aren't fathoming. 1.2133 0.06090 75 63 8 4
3014 Snooze you lose!! 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3015 There’s more where that came from 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3016 Let’s face it. We’re better than any iRobot! 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3017 Take them to your leader! 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
3018 Should we tell him that his job’s been outer-space sourced?” 1.2133 0.04762 75 59 16 0
3019 Maybe we should go into business here. 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
3020 Of course they must be valuable, they spend so much time and effort gathering them. 1.2133 0.06090 75 63 8 4
3021 But it's Captain's Log not Star Rake 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3022 If we establish our reputation as as fall cleanup service, we're in. 1.2133 0.06090 75 63 8 4
3023 We must have this delectable treat which humans so carefully place in mounds around their habitats. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3024 Must be valuable since they rake in piles of them. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3025 Strange how planetary pandemics always seem to play havoc with your accuracy. 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
3026 Let’s try this again. Beam up the INTELLIGENT life forms, please Terry. 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
3027 This is obviously their most precious source of energy. 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
3028 Not watching baseball in the fall? He must be a Mets fan. 1.2133 0.06379 75 64 6 5
3029 We better not tell the Earthlings how we convert this material into an aphrodisiac. 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
3030 They're touchy about aliens doing their jobs 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
3031 I knew I should have double checked before booking Four Seasons Total Galactic Landscaping. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3032 A more advanced lifeform demonstrates that this can be accomplished quietly. 1.2133 0.06379 75 64 6 5
3033 At last we may see why they collect these things. 1.2133 0.04762 75 59 16 0
3034 ALL we know...is they’re contractors. 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
3035 Another specimen who Eats. Shoots. Leaves. (pace Lynn Truss) 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
3036 Again, you’re positive the order was to take us to their leafer? 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
3037 We can provide a noiseless lawn service" 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
3038 Forget cows. It's 2020 —we are going vegan. 1.2133 0.06090 75 63 8 4
3039 These seem to be very valuable,they are always collecting them. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3040 The “leaf” we can do... 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
3041 They're kind of like potato chips, but in prettier colors. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3042 They said for us to get a variety of samples. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3043 They rake, we take. The system works. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3044 They must be valuable. Why else would he be collecting them? 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
3045 But you said pick the most intelligent species! 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3046 Next, let's beam up the creature carrying its own probing tool. 1.2133 0.06090 75 63 8 4
3047 Best lawn service ever. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3048 Wow! Some Roomba! 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
3049 You'd think he might show a little bit more appreciation. 1.2133 0.04762 75 59 16 0
3050 Just what I feared. Outsiders coming in here and taking our jobs away! 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3051 Perfect! Now all we need is some Ranch Dressing. 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
3052 Last time I was here I brought back ten bags of these. They're delicious.Crispy too. Really great for dipping. 1.2133 0.06090 75 63 8 4
3053 I get it...little green men... 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3054 Next we will seize all compact discs belonging to the rock group "Various Artists"! 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
3055 They must be valuable if he's collecting them. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3056 I can see he's harvesting them,, but have you tasted them?? 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3057 No one is going to beleave this! 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3058 The Alpha Centurions outbid us on large carbon lifeform collections this season. 1.2133 0.04762 75 59 16 0
3059 Helpful, but a stimulus check would be better. 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
3060 I said beam up the life form not the leaf form. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3061 You rake, we take...to our leader. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3062 So my dad's all "You know it doesn't grow on trees." Pinch me! 1.2133 0.06090 75 63 8 4
3063 I’m still confident the high commander said ‘take a cow and leave’ 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3064 This may be our last chance to leave for our planet. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3065 Commence ‘HOVERING’ not ‘HOOVERING’ 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
3066 I just finished cleaning that up! 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3067 Yes Frank, I'm sure that this is the correct address. See, he's clearly expecting us. 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
3068 You have to work on your aim, Carl. We're supposed to abduct a human. 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
3069 Just think, Zug, this trip was almost a total bust! 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
3070 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue. The leader is waiting for you. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3071 We better leave quick before he aims that weapon? 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3072 Hurry! Beam those up. I think they are pieces of their leader’s brain! 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
3073 Those earthlings have such primitive harvesting methods! 1.2133 0.04762 75 59 16 0
3074 They’ll turn into salads on our planet 1.2133 0.06090 75 63 8 4
3075 I don’t you understand the order of “leave no one behind.” 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
3076 Take me to your leaver Earth-man !! 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3077 I wish you guys would get outta here before my wife finds out. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3078 I was right, you said "take me to your leafer, not leader" 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
3079 Falling Martians 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
3080 Their autocorrect must have changed leader to leaver. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3081 They grow them and collect them. Why is still a mystery. 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
3082 Yeah, yeah...on Regulon you taught advanced tractor beam theory. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3083 Don’t mind us, we’re just leave-ing 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
3084 He said I could have these if I let him examine you. 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
3085 It's nice when they make piles for us. 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
3086 The Earthling said these items want to leave with us. 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
3087 Get more it tastes like lobster! 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
3088 I'm practicing my beaming up 1.2133 0.06090 75 63 8 4
3089 Yum, free compost! 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3090 Should we wait till he's finished before we suck him up" 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
3091 I thought our orders were to leaf them alone. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3092 These specimens must be very valuable. The humans have been harvesting them for weeks. 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
3093 Why’d he ask if we read Tom Sawyer? 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3094 Now everyone in the neighborhood will want one. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3095 Oh, so now we're doing vegan abduction? 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3096 Man, these aliens...what suck-ups! 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
3097 They have requested "seasonal" visits. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3098 It appears that billions of Earthlings are dying. We need to understand the cause of the pandemic. 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
3099 Thanks — next year could you come in November? 1.2133 0.04762 75 59 16 0
3100 This guy still uses a rake. 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
3101 They must be valuable. Why else would he be collecting them like that? 1.2133 0.04762 75 59 16 0
3102 Note to self: "No more chasers with my afternoon Bud." 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3103 Take the leaves—but please return the pup 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
3104 We'll leave in a minute. 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
3105 What a meager offering! Let's vaporize this planet and move on to the next galaxy. 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
3106 You muted your feed during the module 'To Serve Mankind', didn't you? 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3107 This must be their Leafer” 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3108 And this, my friend, is how we infiltrate human society under the cover of a gardening services business. 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
3109 We come in peace. Also, we come for leaves. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3110 It's not "more junk." It's a _souvenir_. 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
3111 And they thought bagless vacuums were cool 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3112 Maybe we should leaves him alone. 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
3113 have him get the windshield 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
3114 Preserving belief that there is no life on earth, one dead leaf at a time. 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
3115 Now place them like a penis, they'll never believe him. 1.2133 0.06090 75 63 8 4
3116 Collecting them into a heap was the hard part...zapping them up is easy 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
3117 Why don't we make like a flying saucer and leave? 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
3118 Buzz Lawnyear: To Infinity, and Be-yard 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
3119 We did ask to be taken to their leafer. 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
3120 I told you he wouldn't care... 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
3121 What, it's normal for an alien to be your gardener. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3122 Be sure to tell him it’s cash only. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3123 Zorg is going to be so amazed that we raked in piles of thier leaders. 1.2133 0.06379 75 64 6 5
3124 You must be from California. This is called autumn. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3125 This is much more pleasing than the thought of an anal probe. 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
3126 Zoldan, are you sure the recipe called for maple LEAF crunch? 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3127 Wanna have some fun, Zork? Reverse the beam and bury him with our whole stash. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3128 If this invasion is going to succeed we need to do the little things better 1.2133 0.06090 75 63 8 4
3129 I don't think this gardening business is working out 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3130 TAKE ALL YOU WANT, I'VE GOT PLENTY MORE 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3131 I resent being dismissed as a giant roomba. 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
3132 So the great treasure belongs to us now and not to the ignorant ones. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3133 Are these butterflies? 1.2133 0.04762 75 59 16 0
3134 Leaves are great, but how do you feel about dog poo? 1.2133 0.06379 75 64 6 5
3135 That seems to be the best way to keep the earthlings busy. 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
3136 Reminds me of autumn on Kepler-452b. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3137 He said ‘leave’’. Bwahahaha. 1.2133 0.06090 75 63 8 4
3138 Maybe this is finally the year someone will believe me. 1.2133 0.04762 75 59 16 0
3139 Now that we've shown them our power, they will let us rule them. 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
3140 You know, those neighbors are always doing something weird". 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
3141 The helicopter worked much better. 1.2133 0.04762 75 59 16 0
3142 Why wouldn't little Zort want to jump in our ginormous leaf pile? It will be the envy of the universe. 1.2133 0.06090 75 63 8 4
3143 I don't think this is what your doctor meant when he said to eat lots of leafy greens. 1.2133 0.04762 75 59 16 0
3144 What do you charge for snow abduction? 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
3145 Ugh... Vegans... 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3146 I think you missed the target, Fred. 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
3147 Skip the bobble-headed robot and keep sucking up those leaves of gold! 1.2133 0.06379 75 64 6 5
3148 Don't let me forget, I need to phone home after this. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3149 This is stupid. I much greater fancy skinning livestock. 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
3150 We're taking everything interesting on the planet with us. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3151 Well, you have to agree, it's more practical than a monolith. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3152 With these new insights, we're sure to learn what leads to the fall of mankind. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3153 What did we charge last earth year for a fall cleanu 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3154 He’s now a beleaver. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3155 After we're done testing them, we'll drop them back in your yard. 1.2133 0.06090 75 63 8 4
3156 The boss is going to be so proud. We found their leafer! 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3157 He won't mind ... and besides I need mulch for the garden back home. 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
3158 Now blow them onto the neighbor's lawn 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3159 Look, we got over the wall... now all we need to do is steal all their masks... 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
3160 I could take'm or leave him. 1.2133 0.04762 75 59 16 0
3161 Humans’ trash Martians’ treasure. 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
3162 Wait until he sees us prune the hedges. 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
3163 Today is the first day of training. 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
3164 You know what I meant by, "Let's leave." 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
3165 I mean, what does he think happens to the leaves after he rakes them? 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3166 His dad is not going to pay him for raking the lawn anyway 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3167 I knew there was something odd about the Johnsons next door. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3168 He’s put some real thought into it this year. 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
3169 Could you please drop those in my neighbor’s yard? 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
3170 Maybe these crunchy things contain the so called, “intelligence” everyone keeps talking about. Why else would he collect so many?! 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3171 Not the best vintage, guys! 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
3172 No worries, we"ll bring them back next year. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3173 Even the leaves are leaving. 1.2133 0.06090 75 63 8 4
3174 and now we have the last remnants of the GOP 1.2133 0.06090 75 63 8 4
3175 How Finland really gets their forests raked. #makeamericarakeagain 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
3176 and now aliens are stealing my job 1.2133 0.04762 75 59 16 0
3177 Don't tease the poor guy, beam him up already. 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
3178 ‘Did you remember to lock the garage door?’ 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3179 Wait..wait...wait....Now blow all back over the yard. Bahaaaaaa” 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
3180 Leave Us Alone 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
3181 Did you forget the memory eraser AGAIN? 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
3182 to leaf or not to leaf, that’s the question 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
3183 That’s it, keep going, These must be their favourite food. The way he’s gathering them. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3184 Abducting humans is so overrated 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
3185 Why take leaves when you can take me? 1.2133 0.04762 75 59 16 0
3186 That guy is getting lots of paid leaves. 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
3187 Socially distanced lawn care services. 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
3188 Ten million Light Years for this? 1.2133 0.06090 75 63 8 4
3189 Increase pulling power! The being is ready with a weapon 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3190 You walk on them and they make a really nice crunchy sound, apparently 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
3191 Fall Leaves Navidad? 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3192 Leaves must hold some value for the earthlings 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
3193 He said he’d pay us $10 a week. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3194 They thought the pandemic was behind the toilet paper shortage too. 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
3195 This will improve the flavor in our pumpkin-spice lattes. 1.2133 0.06090 75 63 8 4
3196 Oh great, I left my mask inside 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3197 Rakes, beams & leaves 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
3198 This job sucks...get it! 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3199 « Can’t wait to see him try to explain this one » 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
3200 The things we do for gas money... 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3201 Do you think he sees us? 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
3202 Every time I finish raking, they put more leaves on my lawn 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3203 Again, It’s , “Take me to your LEADER”! 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3204 Take the food home. I saw how they foraged 2 million years ago. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3205 In my day we used humans as mulch. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3206 I hope you plan on bagging those! 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
3207 We think these things must be some sort of advanced vegetables: they move them around with giant forks, yet they never eat them. 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
3208 We'll just leaf this right here 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
3209 The neighbor’s really getting judged for leaving that Trump sign up 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
3210 Oh hey, thanks. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3211 Man, who let the giant unicorn unattended? 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
3212 « I told you, this planet has the cheapest minimum wage » 1.2133 0.06090 75 63 8 4
3213 In this economy, you have to take whatever work you can. 1.2133 0.04762 75 59 16 0
3214 Extraterrestrial Gravity: What goes down, must come up. 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
3215 And they thought a wall could keep us out. 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
3216 'Vacuum the forest floor' He's the boss I guess 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
3217 And you thought we wouldn’t find intelligent life on this planet 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
3218 They seem to have an obsession with piling this material up 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
3219 They’re still using a rake! Humans are so primitive 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
3220 at least there aren’t any masks in this pile... 1.2133 0.06379 75 64 6 5
3221 Forget the leaves get me the hell out of here” 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
3222 Take me next. I’m begging! 1.2133 0.06090 75 63 8 4
3223 City services have really gone above and beyond with their waste pick-up. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3224 I told you it was time to leave. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3225 Could you do the gutters next? 1.2113 0.04879 71 56 15 0
3226 It takes time, but it's well worth it! 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
3227 At last, we can uncover the humans' secret to fall tourism. 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
3228 Trust me, this is the key to winning hearts and minds. 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
3229 First the leaves, then he leaves. 1.2105 0.05067 76 61 14 1
3230 I'm running a special on acorns, too... 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
3231 Orange man, you dolt, not orange leaves. 1.2105 0.05717 76 63 10 3
3232 All I had to do was say, "Beam it up, Scotty." 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
3233 If we weren't out of trunk space, I would have grabbed a larger souvenir. 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
3234 Xyrga, I hope our revised organic matter extraction protocol will pay off this time. 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
3235 Wow, the waste collection safer really updated their equipment 1.2105 0.06016 76 64 8 4
3236 Well, it beats leaf duty on Mars. 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
3237 Now check out this zero turn radius. 1.2105 0.05067 76 61 14 1
3238 Would you mind checking the gutters as well? 1.2105 0.06016 76 64 8 4
3239 No you idiot! Those are leaves! I’m sorry Anthony but you’ve failed the final again. 1.2105 0.05067 76 61 14 1
3240 wait... can he see us? 1.2105 0.05067 76 61 14 1
3241 Him? Why bother, that guy is obviously their servant. 1.2105 0.04708 76 62 13 1
3242 They’ve already taken everything else this year 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
3243 You should have paid more attention in UFO school, the windshield wiper is over here. 1.2105 0.04708 76 60 16 0
3244 my wife says i cant put cows in the compost bin anymore 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
3245 Look how grateful they are when we give them these. 1.2088 0.04821 91 74 15 2
3246 Hey hun... what's the return policy on the leaf blower we just ordered? 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
3247 Drone services are picking up 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
3248 Love you guys! Just in time to beam up my leaves. 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
3249 Is this really necessary? Put yourself in someone else's pseudo pods for once. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
3250 If we collect enough, we can keep jumping in them 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
3251 Don't worry, I made him think it's the wind of change 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
3252 I’m confused why they call this ‘Sunday Funday’? 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
3253 Scottie, who taught you to shoot? 1.2063 0.06463 63 53 7 3
3254 We only deliver. You have to spread ‘em around yourself. 1.2063 0.07212 63 55 3 5
3255 I’m reLEAFing you of your duty, Captain. 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
3256 We must learn the power of leaves over man. 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
3257 Finally someone understood your pronunciation of “take us to your leafer!” 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
3258 We're blowing his mind! 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
3259 No, Glack! Beem up the other useless life-form that has descended from the trees! 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
3260 One man's junk ... 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3261 so, this is how they spend their time" 1.2055 0.04558 73 60 12 1
3262 We shall use these to save our planet, and next year we shall return to enjoy fall in Vermont. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3263 “No one will believe he saw a UFO leafing his yard.” 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
3264 If you want to have dinner, the human, not the leaves. 1.2055 0.06458 73 63 5 5
3265 Anal probes don't put gas in the tank. 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
3266 Is that a nose or his chin?! 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3267 Seems like a long way to travel just to do yard work, Ned. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3268 Stop complaining, Gary! It’s your fault we were demoted. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3269 Are you sure we are getting the leaders and not the slaves? 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
3270 Before you go any further, what is its THC content? 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
3271 The things we do to keep secrets... What’s next, the gutters? 1.2055 0.04762 73 58 15 0
3272 "Would you consider coming back after I let the dog out?" 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
3273 Greetings Earthling. We are returning the Space Junk you left in our back yard. 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
3274 This is the best-maintained orchard we've seen around here, so that must be their most precious crop. 1.2055 0.06156 73 62 7 4
3275 Our new diversity policy requires equal numbers of red, brown and yellow specimens. 1.2055 0.06156 73 62 7 4
3276 Leave the human, take the leaves. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3277 Wow, what helpful aliens. If they want to conquer the Earth, I'm all for it. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3278 Earthlings share their priceless treasure with us each autumn. 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
3279 The red ones are sweeter than the green ones. 1.2055 0.04762 73 58 15 0
3280 Anything they're throwing away must have great value! 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
3281 They have to be valuable, Martin. People travel hundreds of miles every year to peep them. 1.2055 0.06458 73 63 5 5
3282 It took him 3 hours to rake this small pile and their leader wants to rake the entire west coastal region? 1.2055 0.06458 73 63 5 5
3283 See - I told you no one can see us. 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
3284 Not even Amazon has thought of this 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3285 I can use my own UFO, and it helps make ends meet until I find something full-time. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3286 I feel bad—he put a lot of effort into that leaf shrine. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3287 You remember that crazy night we beamed up a human male to document its genome? It sued us. This is part of the court-ordered restitution. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3288 Don’t forget to tip the biofuel attendant. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3289 You idiot. Wrong carbon based life form. 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
3290 If he complains about more jobs being lost to illegal aliens, zap him with the death ray. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3291 What did I tell you about how to aim? 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
3292 Your got the "death ray" at Harbor FReight? 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3293 They taste great. We call ‘em potato chips. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3294 We've come a long way to get here and they save the menial jobs for us. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3295 They're costly, but worth it 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3296 It's a good idea to let them think we're friendly 1.2055 0.06156 73 62 7 4
3297 So what? The roomba also uses AI 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3298 Do we want to take a another specimen from this crazy place where they grow things so they can waste them ? 1.2055 0.04762 73 58 15 0
3299 Leaves, leaves, good for your heart, the more we eat, the more we fart, the more we... 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3300 The crispy ones are the best! 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3301 I find the maple leaves have a milder flavor. 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
3302 It's a silly human obsession... 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
3303 I believe the word is pronounced 'leader.' 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
3304 My aim is just fine. You work on collecting the bipeda and I'll collect their reactions to random, benign events. OK? 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
3305 Free leaf removal, but he'll pay later. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3306 After we study these, watch his reaction when we put them back. 1.2055 0.04762 73 58 15 0
3307 Okay, next time move back to the right. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3308 Sorry we need these to jump in. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3309 You can keep the wife, but I wanted the leaves for mulch" 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
3310 She didn’t say which leaves to pick up 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
3311 Usually these benefits run for two quarters post-acquisition, then we switch to general enslavement. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3312 Each autumn, like clockwork, we hit the Mother Lode!l 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
3313 Extraterrestrial rakey therapy. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3314 2020 at last one problem solved! 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
3315 You know that - if we do it for him - we have to do it for everyone, right? 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3316 After this let’s stop for gas on Venus. 1.2055 0.04762 73 58 15 0
3317 We have to return them before next weekend. 1.2055 0.06156 73 62 7 4
3318 they are just throwing these things away! 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3319 Years later, Melvin’s coveted trophy for best kept lawn would be revoked, tarnishing his reputation. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3320 We finally found their leafer. 1.2055 0.06156 73 62 7 4
3321 Well mom said if I do my chores, I can keep the keys for a week. 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
3322 Ignore the biped. We are only interested in intelligent life. 1.2055 0.06458 73 63 5 5
3323 They love to collect these, so let's take some! 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3324 We work up to the probes. 1.2055 0.04762 73 58 15 0
3325 It’s about time! 1.2055 0.06156 73 62 7 4
3326 The landscaping bill is gonna be out of this world. 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
3327 I told you to leaf them alone. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3328 They really meant it when they said their service was out of this world. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3329 These specimens will be exemplary for crafting a leaf-stamped table runner. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3330 I love taunting those earthlings. 1.2055 0.04762 73 58 15 0
3331 I told you! Dropping leaves after they finish is fun! We need to have guys night more often! 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
3332 Collect all leaves and deposit in neighbor human's yard. Much humor in neighbor human's response. 1.2055 0.04762 73 58 15 0
3333 When we get these back to Ork, we can make one of those tree things. 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
3334 Alright, last stop, then we make like a tree... 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
3335 We’ll show him how to rake it in 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
3336 This strange creature doesn’t seem bothered that we are taking the crop he spent hours collecting. 1.2055 0.06156 73 62 7 4
3337 I wonder if he knows we're coming for him next. 1.2055 0.04762 73 58 15 0
3338 Hey fellas, it's not what you think it is" 1.2055 0.06156 73 62 7 4
3339 When I phoned E.T. he advised, "make like a tree and leave." 1.2055 0.06156 73 62 7 4
3340 Alien leaf forms. 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
3341 Leaf this up to us. 1.2055 0.04762 73 60 12 1
3342 The most peaceful lifeform we have encountered in this sector. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3343 That guard will be lucky not to be killed when they discover we've gotten away with his treasure. 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
3344 We don’t need the man ... only intelligent life forms. 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
3345 We’re using these to study the correlation to pumpkin spice. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3346 Let’s take him home. You know how hard it is to get good help. 1.2055 0.06458 73 63 5 5
3347 Another job taken by foreigners 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
3348 Really good time for you to stumble over your earth-words Klaatu. I mean, "take me to your leaves, sir?" 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
3349 Once we suck them all up, let's blow them back in his face. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3350 Let him do the gutters. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3351 He will have no more meaning to his life. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3352 Let's rescue them before its too late. 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
3353 We tested the other species. Maybe this one has more intelligence. 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
3354 I thought you said 'Take me to their leafer.' 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
3355 Ork, I said "leave" not "leaf." 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3356 I think those crop circles make a more impressive close encounter statement 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3357 Less flora, more fauna. 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
3358 Look at it... it's already thinking we're going to steal all the rest of its jobs. 1.2055 0.06156 73 62 7 4
3359 UFO > HOA 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
3360 Rake us to your leafer”? Are you sure you’ve mastered their language 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
3361 Remember, we're here to help; they've been probed enough this year. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3362 Finally, raked leaves! 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
3363 We lost Nat King Cole there several years ago 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3364 You think Dyson will buy it? 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
3365 See how these ones have formed a society? Just across the barrier it's chaos! 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
3366 There are rakers and there are takers. 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
3367 We really need to start vetting a bit more the opportunities we respond to on TaskRabbit. 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
3368 We were just leafing. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3369 I think the mission is to collect a sample, not sample a collection. 1.2055 0.06458 73 63 5 5
3370 don't worry, its a win win 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3371 Don't worry, our probe is much smaller 1.2055 0.06156 73 62 7 4
3372 Don't worry, it took me three tries to pass the abduction test. 1.2055 0.06156 73 62 7 4
3373 Unbe-leaf-able!!! 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
3374 There's more to this job than just probing. 1.2055 0.04762 73 58 15 0
3375 Do you think he can see us? 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
3376 lets be useful whilst we wait for the rest of the guys to join 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
3377 I don't care about the driveway. We are not coming back in winter 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3378 I promised the kids I’d bring back souvenirs. These are always a hit this time of year. 1.2055 0.04762 73 58 15 0
3379 These leaves are cool, but why does it say P.C. Vey on his lawn? 1.2055 0.06156 73 62 7 4
3380 That is so weird...I thought pick up day was Thursday. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3381 Enough with this bio-fuel nonsense, let's just gas up! 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
3382 That seems like a lifeform worth re-creating. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3383 Thanks! Same time next year! 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3384 And so much quieter than a leaf blower! 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3385 He believes we're leaves thieves. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3386 This is the last time, Robert. 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
3387 And they think THEY invented the air fryer. 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
3388 If the human is collecting this, it must have alot of value, let's steal it 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3389 Aliens, can you beleaf it? 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
3390 Look, aliens are taking over my job 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3391 Why the stink eye Herb? You asked us to “leave” didn’t you? 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
3392 is this what they do for fun here? 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
3393 I told you, it's not stealing if they're just going to throw them away. 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
3394 It’s a win-win 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
3395 Earth is a mess right now, the least we can do is give this guy his leaves back 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
3396 This is not what I meant when I said we should go plant-based. 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
3397 If they didn’t want us to take it, they wouldn’t put it in a pile like that. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3398 That's what we get for buying a tractor beam from John Deere. 1.2055 0.06458 73 63 5 5
3399 They’re for my scrapbook. 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
3400 They’ve been through enough this year, it’s the least we can do. 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
3401 The wife won’t beleaf this!!!!!! 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3402 At this point... sure. 1.2055 0.06156 73 62 7 4
3403 At this point it's the least we can do 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3404 You know they actually might believe him this year 1.2055 0.06156 73 62 7 4
3405 Watch him rake it again 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
3406 Is this the new Roomba vacuum plus? 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3407 Leave the human. 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
3408 LEAF MY PLANET 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3409 Community service won't be so bad, you said... 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3410 The leaves? seriously? Take ME!!! 1.2055 0.06458 73 63 5 5
3411 What?? So what if takeovers make me nervous and I start to clean?? 1.2055 0.06458 73 63 5 5
3412 be very careful, we don't want to pick up the non-masker. They are STILL in a pandemic you know 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3413 New Dyson subscription service just $5.99/mo. 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
3414 If we don't show them how it's done, they'll never stop using those leaf blowers. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3415 It is the least we can do after using the cold metal probe last year. 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
3416 You can't have shit in Detroit. 1.2055 0.06156 73 62 7 4
3417 I hope we're luckier finding the intelligent species this time. 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
3418 Look! He is using the old world method. No leaf blower noise! 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
3419 Years ago they thought I told them, "Leaf me alone!" Who am I to correct them? 1.2051 0.04602 78 62 16 0
3420 A little community service sure is better than the autopsy table! 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
3421 Guess the aliens ran out of toilet paper. Pandemic is hitting everyone different. 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
3422 Pretty sure the boss said to bring an intelligent leaf from this planet 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
3423 You humans can't manage your waste properly, so we had to step in. 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
3424 We want them to leave, not leaves, idiot! 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
3425 You leaves us no choice. 1.2027 0.05766 74 62 9 3
3426 Remember, no fires. These are just for jumping into. 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
3427 Oops wrong probe! 1.2027 0.05083 74 60 13 1
3428 We will take them back to our planet for analysis to determine why they are so valuable to Earthlings who collect them in bags every year. 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
3429 All Earthlings collect them, so they’ve got to be valuable. 1.2027 0.05083 74 60 13 1
3430 Foolish earthling. Does he not realize we are fueled by chlorophyll degradation during leaf senescence. 1.2027 0.05766 74 62 9 3
3431 don't take my job aliens 1.2027 0.05766 74 62 9 3
3432 Leaf it better than you found it. 1.2027 0.05083 74 60 13 1
3433 Thanks guys because I was honestly just gonna leave it 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
3434 My father inspired many of my inventions. He still calls me a ‘suck up’. 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
3435 Boy, does this planet need us. 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
3436 I told you if we waited a few months it would be easier. 1.2000 0.04815 70 56 14 0
3437 You're such a rake. 1.2000 0.05967 70 59 8 3
3438 Engage compost beam. 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
3439 shall we suck it up to see if it is edible? 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
3440 No signs of intelligent life 1.2000 0.06305 70 60 6 4
3441 Quick! Before this monster burns the last of our carbon-based fuel supply! 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
3442 The fool gathers the crispy treats but doesn't guard them. 1.2000 0.05967 70 59 8 3
3443 We will spray them green them put them back in the Spring 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
3444 The first thing we're going to teach these idiots is composting. 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
3445 According to this earthling Tom Sawyer, collecting fallen leaves is a task only one in a thousand aliens can do. 1.2000 0.05967 70 59 8 3
3446 They must be great for fuel if they rake them to prevent forest fires. 1.2000 0.05967 70 59 8 3
3447 It’s seasonal, but our yardcare business is really taking off 1.2000 0.06625 70 61 4 5
3448 Alexa...Trump-out leaves 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
3449 Every year they make big piles and then their kids jump into them. There must be something unusual in the molecular structure 1.2000 0.05967 70 59 8 3
3450 Stop questioning me like I'm some dumb human. I'm sure it's their leader. 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
3451 Guess you guys want to turn a new leaf? 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
3452 Don't worry, we'll bring them back next year. 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
3453 You know, I'm beginning to doubt that the public works commissioner really was their leader. 1.2000 0.06305 70 60 6 4
3454 Leaf the poor human alone, dear." "Oh calm down, you act like I'm raking his life. 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
3455 Should we really suck up all of their Gorky-Crispies? They could starve! 1.2000 0.06305 70 60 6 4
3456 We should leave more often. 1.2000 0.06003 75 64 7 4
3457 He found us on Amazon? 1.2000 0.05967 70 59 8 3
3458 ....then we dump'em in the neighbor's yard and from then on it's 'hold my beer and watch this' 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
3459 We want their leader, not their litter! 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
3460 Leaving isn't always hard to do. 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
3461 I hope he tips better than the Randalls did. 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
3462 WithTrump out, we had to do something with Space Force. 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
3463 The engineers out in Area 51 have no knowledge of our true capability. 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
3464 What's his problem? We ARE keeping off the grass. 1.2000 0.05967 70 59 8 3
3465 Thanks. Do you take bitcoin? 1.2000 0.05967 70 59 8 3
3466 So that Bezos fella flies the drones now... 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
3467 My wife doesn’t believe me when I say my lawn maintenance is out of this world 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
3468 We finally found signs of intelligent leaf. 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
3469 Not sure I can stay vegan. He's not even running away. 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
3470 Contactless cleanup 1.2000 0.06625 70 61 4 5
3471 Leaf is out there! 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
3472 These will taste great in our pumpkin spice lattes 1.2000 0.06625 70 61 4 5
3473 Maybe we can start building good reputation before the others get here. 1.2000 0.04815 70 56 14 0
3474 So anyways, I tell Sal there ain’t no way I’m workin’ on my Birthday. 1.2000 0.05967 70 59 8 3
3475 Now remember, there's no need to alert the media when you're benefiting from this Tom. 1.2000 0.04674 85 69 15 1
3476 Let's show them how futile their efforts are! 1.2000 0.04815 70 56 14 0
3477 Stuck in quarantine with nothing to do, Edgar’s friends kindly gifted him with a purpose from a safe six feet away. 1.1975 0.04785 81 66 14 1
3478 I was hoping to see the orange man. Wasn't he supposed to leave? 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
3479 The wife has me on the lookout for good compost wherever I find it. 1.1974 0.04596 76 61 15 0
3480 Are you surprised because we're aliens or because we're generous? 1.1974 0.04596 76 61 15 0
3481 It’s a pandemic, he needs something to do.. 1.1974 0.04596 76 61 15 0
3482 I love the smell of leaves in a tractor beam 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
3483 He's wondering, 'No whoosh?' 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
3484 I like the new neighbors. 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
3485 It's technological unemployment, Jim, but not as we know it. 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
3486 Suck it up 2020 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
3487 I think their expression is ....” Follow their Leader “ not ... “ Follow the Leaves “ 1.1972 0.04072 71 58 13 0
3488 This isn't what Zorg meant when he told us to help clean up the planet 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
3489 Either they have a great deal of value. Or the Earthling is of low intelligence. It keeps attempting to gather them each time they blow away" 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
3490 Let's leave. 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
3491 Wait till you see the look on his face when we probe him.” 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
3492 This earthling has been collecting them for hours, so they must be valuable. 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
3493 Our orders are to collect the most intelligent life form, right?" 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
3494 Can you make sure to get his Venmo? 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
3495 I guess he's never seen a good neighbor before. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
3496 Next we go get salsa. 1.1972 0.04755 71 57 14 0
3497 I guess no one told him about the change in management. 1.1972 0.04072 71 58 13 0
3498 I was told to pick up the true believers... These are the ones that be leaf. 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
3499 Things must be rough if the aliens are having a toilet paper shortage. 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
3500 This is how tourism works—it *supports* their economy. 1.1972 0.04755 71 57 14 0
3501 Listens to the new Taylor Swift album once... 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
3502 If we help them clean up, do you think they'll acknowledge us? 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
3503 Where were you an hour ago? 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
3504 It's the life force. They don't want it, we need it. Done deal. 1.1970 0.06190 66 56 7 3
3505 Hurry before Stella comes !!! 🍂🍁🐕@dognamedstella 1.1970 0.06190 66 56 7 3
3506 Look Gron, we don't have time for the anal probe this time. 1.1967 0.06942 61 53 4 4
3507 I'm hoping to get a work permit.... 1.1951 0.05331 82 69 10 3
3508 Thank You 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
3509 I'm not their leader 1.1948 0.04543 77 62 15 0
3510 You idiot. Our orders said Leif - not leaf. 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
3511 Let’s grab a pumpkin spice latte before heading back. 1.1944 0.06141 72 62 6 4
3512 Now outsourcing has gone too far. 1.1944 0.04697 72 58 14 0
3513 I guess they have to release them somewhere... 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
3514 Nice of you to help him out. 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
3515 Sure I’m happy to have the gig but let’s admit that the leaf blower competition in this neighborhood has gotten out of hand. 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
3516 Thank you Earthling, for allowing your leader to come with us. 1.1944 0.06141 72 62 6 4
3517 Just dont tell 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
3518 They must confuse leaves with Bitcoins. 1.1944 0.04697 72 58 14 0
3519 His back yard is almost as messy as his back door 1.1944 0.04697 72 58 14 0
3520 If he doesn’t believe in extraterrestrial life, why should we help him rake leaves? 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
3521 OK, good, now scatter some more leaves over by that tree... 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
3522 Apparently backward earthlings don't know that mulch is the interstellar currency of all advanced civilizations. 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
3523 Stop cleaning the leaves, they're going to say illegal aliens are taking their jobs! 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
3524 he's happy now, maybe not so much after the anal probe 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
3525 Next time, please rent the one that runs on coconuts and palm fronds 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
3526 Alien vs. Janitor 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
3527 Gary, no, Bruce said, ‘leave in peace,’ not ‘leaf in peace.’ 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
3528 how much mulch do you use on your planet? 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
3529 This looks like a good place to dump these leaves. 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
3530 Is this a deleafing or a debriefing? 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
3531 Even though there’s a ban on leaf burning, let’s dump ‘em on the sun; that’ll destroy any evidence. 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
3532 This is harder than fixing an election. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3533 I know what he said, but are you sure this is Earth’s most precious resource? 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
3534 He wanted us to take leave of him. Stop using Google translate! 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
3535 Sure. Wait until I raked them into a pile for you. 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
3536 We need to collect several samples of intelligent life. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3537 I’m vegan. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3538 He’s been tidying up for us for eons! 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
3539 Can't stand those goddamn blowers. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3540 Do you do windows? 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3541 I wanted those! 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3542 It's nice to make a little extra money during the pandemic. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3543 This planet is great for us leaf eaters. Takeout is free. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3544 Remember, don't leave a trace that we were here. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3545 Should we pay him? 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3546 Gee, I guess the grass IS greener on the other side! 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3547 Next time you drive and I aim the ray 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
3548 This way I don't hurt my back. 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
3549 How many more wishes do I get? 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3550 The human's request translated as "Just leaves." 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3551 Will we come back and get rid of the snow this way, too? 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3552 What a "releaf." I'm out of trash bags. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3553 Where were you three hours ago? 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3554 Are we leaving now? 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
3555 Sometimes they burn our relatives. That’s especially horrible. 1.1912 0.06375 68 59 5 4
3556 "Trump just called. We also have to sweep every American forest in every red state. 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
3557 He builds that pile every year; you’d think he’d be happy for our help! 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3558 We'll conquer this planet but depriving their soil the of nutrients from decaying leaves. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3559 You missed, Tevin 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3560 Bet you can't eat just one. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3561 Let’s not do something rakish. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3562 We're doing more for your planet than your leaders. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3563 Are you sure it's not the human we're supposed to abduct 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
3564 They are complete suckers for gadgets. 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
3565 We need the mulch on Mars! 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3566 Carol,is this that cleaning robot that you've been talking about? 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
3567 Humans foolishly think these biodegradable tributes will stave off our invasion 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3568 Maybe it was a typo, but you did say “Take me to your leafer.” 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
3569 See a penny, "Pick" it up, not beam it up 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3570 Can you believe that they just throw these away! 1.1912 0.06375 68 59 5 4
3571 Watch out for the scarecrow. 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
3572 This plant-based meat is just as good as real earthling. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3573 The pains they go through to sweep these things into great heaps, they must be valuable currency. 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
3574 You took this poor man’s prized possessions. 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
3575 Really? You came all this way to dump leaves on my lawn? 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3576 They have no idea , do they? 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3577 I wonder if they took my garden gnome. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3578 Tonight were having Maple Leaf Stew, mmm. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3579 Good idea, Elon. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3580 That stuff is biodegradable 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3581 He never would have noticed if you had remembered to turn off the flashlight. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3582 Should we do the edging or the probing next? 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
3583 I still rake them so I can avoid my family 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3584 Next, grab the utensil to arraign the edibles 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
3585 These are not fraudulent ballots, Donald. 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
3586 Didn't you hear them begging, 'Beam me up, Scottie'? 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
3587 When we release them, let's spread them out 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
3588 Let’s see him explain this to his wife. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3589 You really expect him to show gratitude, after what we did to him last time we visited? 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
3590 Hey, a job's a job. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3591 Carl don’t! Maybe he wants to start his own compost pile! 1.1912 0.06375 68 59 5 4
3592 They always put the crunchy ones in little piles for us on this planet. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3593 They have to be valuable the way they gather them! 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3594 I can't believe we traveled six million miles for this." 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3595 Earthlings are not very bright ,he gathered our specimens for us! 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3596 It works on the same principle as a Dyson Sphere. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3597 Zot, we traveled sixteen light-years for this?! 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3598 Sir, we are locked onto the intelligent lifeform. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3599 are you available tuesday's and friday's? 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3600 Yoink! 1.1912 0.06375 68 59 5 4
3601 Surely there must be a better way to show we come in peace. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3602 They were correct, yard work is oddly satisfying. 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
3603 it's a good thing we switched over to the flex-fuel model. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3604 We must leave this planet. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3605 Hey, Earthling. Apart from leaf collections, we also do snow clearing in winter and grass cutting in summer. And, if you sign up in the next two hours, we will give you our early bird special. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3606 Shouldn't we take him too? 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
3607 From what I'm seeing, they must be very valuable 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3608 Fool, you turned on the death rake,,, 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3609 And I say it's spinach, and I say to hell with it. 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
3610 Are you sure you will find a four leaf clover here? 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
3611 Never abduct a pile of leaves with a wet sucker. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3612 Your sampling aim really sucks! 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3613 When we get home these will be great in my son's science project. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3614 This community service probation is getting old. 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
3615 How alLEAVEating. 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
3616 Captain Dyson wishes to see you immediately. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3617 Wait until he figures this out! 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
3618 As we destroy their harvests they will submit. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3619 They must be very precious, the earthlings all carefully collect them. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3620 Not saying everybody has to be an early adopter, but.... 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3621 That's enough vegetable matter, shall we pick up an animal sample as well? 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
3622 I said Jeeves, not leaves. Adjust one foot forward. 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
3623 Imagine how crazy he will sound when he tries to tell everyone that leaves are actually deposited by space aliens. 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
3624 So we do this, and he takes us to his leader? 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
3625 And if you order today, for only an extra 2,427 Klyptons....we'll include the human. 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
3626 Maybe these decayed items will give us a clue to the nature of the life forms on this planet. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3627 I'll bet there's a market for this. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3628 We can just reverse engineer them. 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
3629 They will be more compliant if we adopt their rituals. 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
3630 He will be so grateful we are adding to his collection! 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
3631 If you had fun raking the yard Wait until we whitewash the fence 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
3632 Next specimen... dog poop. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3633 It's called being a good neighbor. 1.1912 0.06375 68 59 5 4
3634 I think he knows we aren't his usual crew. 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
3635 Go ahead,make my day! 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
3636 Do you ever feel like the universe is passing us by? 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3637 mm 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3638 I need these for my kid's homework. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3639 Do they know they're doing our bidding? 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3640 Thanks! I’m just going to go grab my wife. 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
3641 If I told you once, I told you 100 times. Pack more T.P.! 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3642 My wife is never gonna believe how fast I raked these leaves. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3643 Thanks so much. Can you come back on Wednesday, around 2 o'clock? I can pay you !. 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
3644 Are you sure it's unleaded. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3645 The real fun comes when we deposit these in his neighbor 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3646 Delicious treats the human has provided for us! 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
3647 I said the RAKE, you fool! 1.1912 0.06375 68 59 5 4
3648 It's not an offering, Juxet, it's trash. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3649 Today we sequester carbon, tomorrow the world! 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
3650 You’ve really given up on date night, haven’t you. 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
3651 The brown matter must be valuable for the humans hoard it in treasure mounds. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3652 Poison Oak leaves. Won't they be surprised! 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
3653 I'm not licensed to hunt big game. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3654 Zorloc, please no more tree droppings. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3655 This will certainly disrupt the leaf blower market. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3656 “Good one, Cathar. Humanoids always blame the neighbor’s tree.” 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3657 The Roomba would be faster.” 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3658 Frank, I think I may need to go back to the optometrist. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3659 Are we here to abduct him or to help him? 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3660 they’ll save up years for a home that doubles as their self-worth and then feel pressured to maintain it through an endless, mostly ugly fight against nature. and most of them think it’s the apex of civilization! it’s really really sad and fucked up. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3661 If that makes you happy... 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3662 They came in peace. Sort of. The leaf blowers could be heard galaxies away. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3663 They only do the jobs no one else will do. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3664 What are we charging for this? 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
3665 And to think humans thought Four Seasons Landscaping was out of this world." 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3666 We finally found intelligent life on earth! 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3667 This was the deal he cut last year when we beamed him up.... 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
3668 They Leaf 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3669 These will go great with my moon rock collection. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3670 Stay right there. I'll get my wife. 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
3671 This guy never mulches. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3672 Always reach out to former astronauts ... they tried so hard. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3673 They must have great value or he wouldn't be stacking and retaining them. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3674 If they're better than kale chips, why is he giving them away? 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3675 He has the gourmet blend that we have been looking for 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3676 Thanks guys! 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3677 Are you sure he heard us correctly? How that rotting plant matter be his leader? 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
3678 Earthlings are powerless without the ability to compost. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3679 Don't Beam him up, He's not wearing any PPE. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3680 Can you believe Margaret got abduction duty? 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3681 I wonder why Bob got so creepy when we told him the name of our new transporter system...'Coded-19'?" 1.1912 0.06375 68 59 5 4
3682 It's just less cleanup than the probing. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3683 I had to show him - he kept asking,'Where do they all come from if I've been raking all week?' 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3684 Hey, you compost? 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
3685 They're organic and stay crunchy in milk much longer than the kind that come in boxes. 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
3686 Just this last little bit then we’ll make like a tree and leave. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3687 We're not called Roombanauts for nothing, you know. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3688 If you have time,the gutters could use some attention too. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3689 You missed a spot. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3690 I love to bring joy across the galaxy 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3691 Fill her up with biofuel." 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
3692 Hard to believe that these earthlings use this stuff for currency, when everyone knows it's the best aphrodisiac! 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3693 Don’t look at me like that - crop circles don’t pay. 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
3694 leave the leaves...he needs purpose! 1.1912 0.05644 68 59 6 3
3695 This proves they're stupid. He pays ME 65 bucks AND all the leaves I can eat! 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3696 Must have autocorrected to "take us to your leafer" 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3697 What do you mean too early? It's Saturday. 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
3698 There are more earthlings than I ever could have ever imagined! 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3699 We think you’ll agree that our deleafing service is otherworldly 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
3700 At least these don't struggle when you probe them. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3701 You idiot, this is New Jersey we will have the Union after for cutting in on their disposal territory. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3702 Nanu nanu!! 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3703 Yes, a better way to serve mankind. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3704 So this is why the HOA fees are so high. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3705 Now that we have discovered their leafer,we shall seize all that is his! 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
3706 Just like in the song, they're brown see! 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
3707 So I guess we've officially run out of things to probe. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3708 You folks are making a big mistake! You'll be much better off if you turn around immediately and go back to your space ship! 1.1912 0.06375 68 59 5 4
3709 Because they turn CO2 into oxygen. Much more useful. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3710 Our analysis shows it’s their most advanced carbon-based life form. 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
3711 You are bright not to beam up humanity right now. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3712 Remember when we would just bag the leaves? 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3713 This is what happens when you don't use the tractor beam practice range. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3714 do you think he will take the bait?! 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3715 You'll see. These come without viral components. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3716 Josh’s counters his anxiety by imagining best case scenarios. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3717 Grabbing a few leaflets to learn more. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3718 It doesn't know this is just the first course! 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3719 The humans always gather this material. I bet it's really valuable. We will be raking it in all year long. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3720 Take me to your blower. 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
3721 Quit teasing. Just zap him! 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3722 Now maybe they'll be-leave! 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3723 Gosh Seltor, I'm not sure this is what the Supreme Commander meant when he said "rake up" a few earthlings 1.1912 0.04804 68 57 10 1
3724 You again. We do not need more leaves! 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3725 Careful, even these degraded oxygen-producing plants are more useful than the polluting garbage that collects them. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3726 Get the rake! 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3727 Earthlings think its trash! 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3728 It’s a perfect cover. He actually believes we’re a self cleaning vacuum system. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3729 The inhabitants are diligent about cultivating and collecting these articles. Clearly they must be of high value.... 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
3730 Every time I'm about to jump in, they beam them back up again. 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
3731 I just love the fall UFOliage. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3732 Us illegal aliens will take ordinary Americans' jobs one by one. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3733 Nice of him to gather the research samples for us. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3734 To think they still rely on those ridiculous leaf blowers 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3735 Now let’s get the pumpkins 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3736 Now we make like a tree and leave. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3737 Don't fret, earthling, we've brought along our sperm to help you evolve. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3738 Let's start with these and work our way down the evolutionary chain 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
3739 They call it "raking" and it works for me! 1.1912 0.04323 68 56 12 0
3740 How much do you want to bet, he wants to come? 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3741 Something tells me if he willing to share, it will terminate us. 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
3742 We're really raking it in! 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3743 Do it again! 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
3744 Beaming Planet Earth…Further evidence of Earthlings’ acquisition frenzy, termed ‘raking it in.’ 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3745 Great takeout service. Are you going to leave him a tip? 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3746 We work for Elon Musk 1.1912 0.06375 68 59 5 4
3747 Now we'll be able to have a herd of bite-size crunchy brown things on our own planet. 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
3748 Leafing earth now. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3749 What are these unidentified fallen objects?” 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3750 What a discovery-an endless source of compost material and the labor to capture it. 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
3751 I think they said 'leave' not 'leaves' Paul. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3752 Should we leave a gratuitree? 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3753 Clearly, the intelligent aliens are also NIMBYs. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3754 The earthling may appreciate this gesture, but I don't see how it will actually help us "To Serve Man." 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3755 Gimmie them crunchy leaf you dumb bitch 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3756 I thought they only picked up on Thursdays. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3757 "Earthlings call this 'obsessive compulsive disorder.' Can you imagine what would happen back in our galaxy if we had this?" 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3758 His wife is pointing at him... 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3759 So what am I then? Chopped liver? 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3760 It's 2040, when's this guy gonna get a leaf blower? 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3761 That'd be all. Where did you say I should send the fee? 1.1912 0.04804 68 57 10 1
3762 And you doubted I'd get a reply to my crop circle! 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3763 Help needn't be an alien concept. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3764 You must experience "crunch" 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3765 Next thing you know, they'll want us to clean up all of their carbon emissions, too 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3766 OK, slowly shift the tractor beam into reverse. Let’s revisit abductions after you practice parallel parking. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3767 No you idiot! It's the earthling that we want to probe. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3768 Let's hope they never discover leaf-blower technology. 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
3769 Not the leaves, Jackson! 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
3770 We can also do snow! 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3771 Wow, that's the reverse of a leaf blower! I like it. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3772 The book says ‘serve man on a bed of leaves’ 1.1912 0.06375 68 59 5 4
3773 Careful! They're are babies! 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
3774 These aliens keep taking our jobs 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3775 One man's trash is another species' treasure! 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3776 We use these to jump into. 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
3777 You know we could just BUY mulch at the Xorgyk Depot. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3778 You win father of the year. 1.1912 0.06375 68 59 5 4
3779 You can never have too much decor for the holiday table. 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
3780 I liked it better when we were allowed to burn them. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3781 He looks impressed - think this is a good time to pitch outsourcing? 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3782 There's so much more space in this garden now. 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
3783 ``Could you please let the poor bastard feel like he did something worthwhile today?'' 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3784 Spot on Rigel. This millennial’s compost sub-space is going to be stellar indeed. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3785 Let's hope we get an intelligent species this time. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3786 These are the tastiest,this side of Neptune !!! 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3787 Hey, leave it! 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3788 After this, could you suck up the leaves next door? 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
3789 There must be a better way! 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3790 They must be important, I’ve a lot of humans collecting these. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3791 Let's hope he doesn't find out that we're undocumented aliens before he pays us. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3792 Even if I try to tell anyone,I will get committed. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3793 What next? Wash their dishes? 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3794 Now they'll think twice about sending trash to space. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3795 The way this planet’s going, these will be collectors’ items. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3796 Let's show him what aliens taking away your job really looks like. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3797 The reverse leaf blower will blow his mind. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3798 How much longer before we actually kill someone with kindness? 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3799 He asked if we’d come back in a few months – check the auto-translator for ‘snow’ and ‘winter’. 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
3800 Well, I heard bring back their leaders, not their leaves. 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
3801 Please don’t beam him up. Then we’ll have to feed him. 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
3802 This will give him something to do on board; it’s an earth pastime. 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
3803 Can't you wait till dinner? 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
3804 This reverse leaf blower is out of this world 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3805 The humans collect these. They must be very valuable. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3806 Strange. The human seems oddly satisfied. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3807 They get really excited when we do it with snow. 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
3808 Leave the human, these leaves will be useful 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
3809 Should we tell him that Amazon has everything you need to collect tree babies? 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3810 Oh really? Oops. I guess I just can't tell these Earth creatures apart. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3811 Just wait until after we put them back in the tree. 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
3812 Don't let anyone ever tell you you're not an essential worker. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3813 Don't worry - he's just going to tell his wife that his new rake is out of this world! 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
3814 When we get home we can jump into a big pile of these. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3815 I'll give you 5 bucks to finish my lawn. 1.1912 0.04323 68 56 12 0
3816 I always leave my Christmas shopping til the last minute. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3817 It was either this or a paper route. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3818 I'm helping because Carl always believed in me. 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
3819 These simple carbon forms that we are beaming up are the most intelligent forms of life on this planet. 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
3820 Let's take him with us; I've never seen that gadget in his hand. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3821 We almost passed Earth this year... Good thing we're considered 'essential' 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
3822 Somehow I thought Earthlings would use our technology for a higher purpose than this" 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3823 Do you think he believes us now? 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3824 It’s pretty amazing how the humans just expect us to do this now. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3825 Huh. Illegal aliens raking our work yet again. 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
3826 If you tell us a joke we would give you a baby Yoda. 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
3827 They told us when they OKrd us for this mission. that we'd have to suck it up. 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
3828 The service is expensive, but their work is out of this world. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3829 Gardening services first. Then world domination. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3830 ''raking sounds fun to do'' 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
3831 Oh my god, I cannot believe you used up all the toilet paper. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3832 I’m starting to think that guy at the gas station heard “Take me to your Leafer” 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3833 You've really got to get better with your aim 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3834 this is ridiculous. i’m just going to incinerate the trees. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3835 He doesn’t seem upset. Should we zap him too? 1.1912 0.05241 68 58 8 2
3836 And then, we’ll spread them all across the yard again overnight and watch him do it again. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3837 Take one, leaf one. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3838 Let’s just leaf 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3839 While the other crews get to monitor global warming and track nuclear weapons, we end up with this. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3840 It’s the least we could do after all the anal probes. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3841 Betcha can't eat just one! 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3842 I need them for my intergalactic leaf collection. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3843 No, I don’t think he’s impressed, either. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3844 Notify the mothership of free foliage. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3845 Leaf fueled spacecraft is the wave of the future, Donny boy. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3846 Boy, the neat freaks have really taken over. 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
3847 Come back tomorrow, I'll be doing the front yard. 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
3848 In return we get an abduction permit. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3849 My kid was gonna jump in those. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3850 The brown ones are crispy! 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3851 Trust me, everyone back home will want them. We’ll make a fortune on these things! 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3852 In space, no one can hear you grumble about household chores. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3853 We really should be getting back to the dealership. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3854 You missed the big one that came from those four-legged trees with the waggy tails. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3855 Looks like they are still at the rake phase. 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
3856 How are we going to explain seasons? 1.1912 0.06375 68 59 5 4
3857 Gimme that. Let me do it. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3858 Well, I guess I’m being replaced... 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3859 They said to find intelligent lifeforms. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3860 No way to come over my job, alien dummies! In the living-room, a garland is already twinkling on a high-tech Christmas tree made from the robot James. 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
3861 Can’t wait to go on social media and show off our haul. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3862 You guys are vegans? Didn’t see that coming. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3863 Great. Where were you 4 years ago?! 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3864 Ok, I'm a beleaver now. 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
3865 Where did humans think they came from... trees? 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
3866 So this is how we save California 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
3867 I just love the brown ones” 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3868 I think these are potato chips 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
3869 I had them all wrong. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3870 Those things seem crunchy and yummy ! Not him.... 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
3871 I believe this is known as raking it in. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3872 Get them before they're gone forever 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
3873 Autumn leaves 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
3874 Take the biogas shuttle" they said. "Fossil fuel must be rare on earth by now" they said 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3875 Sorry we're late sir, there was a lot of traffic going out of Area 51. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3876 Finally, my tax dollars at work. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3877 First contact was anticlimactic, thought Mr. Jones. But, he was okay with that, he survived 2020. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3878 Well, that’s one way to do it. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3879 Fred's response to the Galactic Federation's offer of assistance could have been more altruistic. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3880 Outsourcing 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
3881 First data indicates signals of a high form of intelligence 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3882 Do you think he wants to come too? 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
3883 If we don't clean their planet, they will come to ours! 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3884 Rosa, come out, our new neighbors are here 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3885 Sorry dude, we need fuel to get back home 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
3886 They worship scarcity. 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
3887 It’s a gift Karen! He took all this time to put it together with his wooden stick. What are we? Animals? 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3888 As if it wasn't enough that my job is threatened by artificial intelligence, it must also be migrants. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3889 January 1, 2020: "I saw a spaceship today, aliens and all. 2020 is going to be out of this world!" - said no one ever! 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3890 Backyard Conspiracy? 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3891 After our jobs, the immigrants are after our leaves as well! 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3892 Fuel?" "No. OCD. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3893 We’ve harvested the last of the intelligent life in this planet 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3894 : Data Collection has gone too far. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3895 Hey honey, did you call a reference before hiring the new gardener? 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
3896 Be the change you want to see in the world 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3897 I hope I don't have to tip them 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3898 Yeah I’ve seen them... they’re taking our jobs. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3899 Please tell me this will be an annual pilgrimage.. . 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3900 Do you think this will be on Tik Tok? 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3901 Soylent green is leaves. It’s leaves. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3902 Sorry it’s Xeneth’s first day. Can you step forward? 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3903 Zorlorg: it feels human to do charity this time of year. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3904 Well Fred, what about our reputation? We’ve got to take something. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3905 You humans got enough going for y’all . Let us help 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
3906 Hey...yo-guys I’m over here 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3907 We must conduct a study as to why humans collect these dead beings for redistribution elsewhere, and why these places are important to said party said parties. 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
3908 These will be great for our compost. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3909 So THIS is why Trump started Space Force. 1.1912 0.06375 68 59 5 4
3910 This looks so much easier 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3911 No Laglav, he’ll never learn if you keep doing this. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3912 It says premium recommended but I’ve put regular in before... 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
3913 It'll make a nice centerpiece when we get home. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3914 Per the orders, intelligent life only on this one. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3915 Who knew that leaves were so valuable? 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3916 Omg! They really went all in for the new hoover. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3917 These will be perfect for our earth scented potpourri baskets we sell on Etsy 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3918 This curbside pick up is getting old. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3919 Not even the weirdest things to happen this year. 1.1912 0.06375 68 59 5 4
3920 Should I wait for you to yell? or do I do the honours ? 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
3921 I’m glad he’s offering contactless pickup. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3922 Watching in disbe-leaf 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3923 hey I’m the one you’re looking for 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3924 The Leafers are getting stranger every year 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
3925 We don't wanna give them any excuse to make them want us to leave . 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
3926 Steve loves the crunchy ones 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3927 I’m sick of these damn aliens stealing our jobs 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3928 What’s a green card? 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3929 Let’s collect these to remember the 2020 Fall of the mighty. 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
3930 Can you collect our plastic too 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3931 ''Their Roomba can’t fly'' 1.1912 0.05241 68 59 7 2
3932 You wanna come with us, too? 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3933 The hoomans say aliens take their jobs. 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
3934 Wait a minute, who... never mind, I guess it’s 2020 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3935 Hey, they jokes on them. They don't know the street value of this stuff back home. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3936 Was he expecting the four seasons treatment? 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
3937 Will we be considered as immigrants stealing their jobs? 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3938 Egg on my face, I misread the translation. Evidently money DOESN’T grow on trees. 1.1912 0.06375 68 59 5 4
3939 I always knew those alien invasion movies were exaggerating 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3940 I told you they give all aliens these jobs 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3941 Throw him a bone. He's already watched everything on Netflix. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3942 Humans think gold and diamond are rare 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
3943 Do you have a card? 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3944 I miss our house in the Hamptons 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
3945 Hey I really appreciate you guys doing contactless pickup 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
3946 Leaf your future to us... 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
3947 I just want to be Leaf. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3948 We come in leaves 🖖🏼 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3949 Word in the galaxy is that composting these will make our tomatoes bigger next year. 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
3950 Can’t believe I went through 4 years of college to do this 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
3951 Poor schmuck! We have to save him from the biggest waste of time ever! 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3952 I knew people were stealing our jobs, but this... This is unfair competition 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
3953 It’s just a gig to help me pay for college. 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
3954 You’re abducting my excuse to get away from my family. Please stop. 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
3955 . Outsourcing is getting out of hand. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3956 More useful than the government 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3957 I suppose they are taking offshoring to a different level 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
3958 Hey we’re not supposed to take things from the tour 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
3959 I told you the new aliens would actually improve the neighborhood. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3960 Where we're going, we don't need rakes. 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
3961 We’re applying for #SpaceForce🖖 1.1912 0.06375 68 59 5 4
3962 When the baby tree removers can't function- their world is ours. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
3963 The raked ones are somehow as good as Cialis. 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
3964 Ayy lmao 1.1884 0.04742 69 56 13 0
3965 Nah, bro, 2020's been rough enough. I'll take these leaves for you. 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
3966 What wall? Illegal aliens are still doing the grunt work! 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
3967 I can't beleaf they're real 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
3968 He’s got some nerve complaining about how long it took for us to get here. 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
3969 Nat King Cole or Louis Prima? 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
3970 This gives a whole new meaning to "leaf peeping." 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
3971 Don't worry, the 5 season rule apply's 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
3972 I said "I just want to leave!" not "a leaf!" 1.1846 0.06160 65 56 6 3
3973 Are you sure taking over Harry's Landscaping is the key to human domination? 1.1846 0.06160 65 56 6 3
3974 They are much quieter than that loudmouth Shatner we once beamed up 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
3975 I think the other one is the intelligent life form." 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
3976 Thanks for participating in my son's Eagle Scout project " 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
3977 It sure is a lot of work just so our kids can jump in to a pile of decaying earth foliage 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
3978 Hey! These are leaves, not cows! 1.1846 0.06160 65 56 6 3
3979 Chuck the rest of those leaves on the other side of the fence, and you can probe whatever you want. 1.1846 0.06160 65 56 6 3
3980 A specimen of what they value, check. What's next? 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
3981 If you put one of these on maybe they won’t point at you and laugh next time you step out of the ship. 1.1846 0.06160 65 56 6 3
3982 Get your new Popeil Intergalactic Leaf Eradicator, just $49.95, at Walgreens and Woolco! 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
3983 Who's gonna believe we pickup leaves? 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
3984 We don’t need anymore damn @*#%* leaves! 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
3985 You guys must be hard of hearing, I think you were told to find a “leader”, not a “leafer”. ” 1.1846 0.04850 65 53 12 0
3986 I need them for my Etsy crafts. 1.1846 0.04850 65 53 12 0
3987 Beam me one Charlie. 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
3988 You know he's now going to expect us to clear his driveway every time it snows! 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
3989 Glad I got the local HS robotics club to help me with the leaves. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
3990 “Hey Space Guys, have a good trip, see you next Fall” 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
3991 Mom said no more stray humans in the house 1.1846 0.04850 65 53 12 0
3992 Silly Earthlings, they have no idea how valuable a leaf is. 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
3993 I think I can sell this thing on Amazon!!! 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
3994 Seems to be a friendly offering of their cherished goods! 1.1846 0.04850 65 53 12 0
3995 Not in my back yard. 1.1846 0.06160 65 56 6 3
3996 i wonder why humans like this guy don't care for leaves. such a shame, but at least we got what we need. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
3997 The Jones’ always seem to find the best Cyber Monday deals... 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
3998 Food for earthworms and beneficial microbes, aerates heavy soils, helps balance nitrogen, source of carbon, an alltogether great mulch. Next, you'll see him spraying fertilizer. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
3999 Now that's seasonal! 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
4000 Are you sure you properly identified their monetary units? It's been 6 weeks now and their economy still hasn't collapsed. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
4001 Helping the earthling recycle is such a good deed. 1.1846 0.04850 65 56 8 1
4002 Kids on Neptune call it 'rake rolling'. Apparently, it's a thing. 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
4003 I liked it more when we probed them in the butt... 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
4004 Elon Musk’s new Yardba makes yard work incredibly fast, easy, and out of this world expensive. 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
4005 Wow! Can you do nuclear waste? 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
4006 Hey,this is a drone-free zone! 1.1846 0.04850 65 53 12 0
4007 Could be food or another act of human futility 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
4008 I can't believe these idiots throw them away! We'll be ka-jilliojaires!!! 1.1846 0.04850 65 53 12 0
4009 It's a good thing these earthlings never learned the value of Bio Fuel. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
4010 I hope that thing doesn’t run on gas 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
4011 Thus begins the Fall of humanity. 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
4012 Now we'll finally know what that crunch is all about. 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
4013 They are incapable of intelligent communication, but we have established a symbiotic relationship. 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
4014 Do they really burn the poor things? 1.1846 0.04850 65 53 12 0
4015 We Leave in Peace. 1.1846 0.06160 65 56 6 3
4016 OK, I think I'd better handle the anal probes from here on out. 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
4017 First day out of quarantine and everything seems completely alien to me. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
4018 We need to examine the more intelligent life forms 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
4019 No one will believe the leaves' stories. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
4020 After you beam up the children let's get some lunch. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
4021 If they rake it, we will come. 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
4022 What? I can’t hear you over the neighbor’s leaf blower. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
4023 I thought these specimens from Earth would up more of a fight. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
4024 The Earthlings wouldn't be so grateful for our help if they knew how much these things are worth back home. 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
4025 He just won't admit that this job is now ours, Kamala. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
4026 Community service is fun! 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
4027 The Earthling said that leaves have absolutely no use whatsoever other than to stack them up in a pile and jump on them. What does he think is powering our spaceship? 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
4028 Why the thank yous and how come they keep calling us Roomba? 1.1846 0.06160 65 56 6 3
4029 I love to hear them snap, crackle, and pop at breakfast. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
4030 Yes, but you said the same thing about Bitcoin... 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
4031 I told you that the earthling word was “leader,” not “leafer.” 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
4032 Stop taking their jobs Beldar, they already blame us for all of their problems. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
4033 You need to call the Orkin man! 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
4034 I think he misheard us, we didn't mean take us to your "leafer" 1.1846 0.04850 65 55 9 1
4035 Please, take me with you—2020 sucks! 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
4036 Earthlings are so dull . . . these leaves make the best autumn tea. 1.1846 0.06160 65 56 6 3
4037 Let’s make like a leaf, and get the UFO outta here. 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
4038 I told you, we're NOT starting a compost pile! 1.1846 0.04850 65 53 12 0
4039 You can come back next Sunday for more? 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
4040 I think we missed peak foliage season. 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
4041 The CO2 increase has resulted in photosynthetic carbon fixation Gross Primary Production, as can be evidenced from atmospheric CO2 concentration and leaf area index measurements, just what we've been looking for. 1.1846 0.06160 65 56 6 3
4042 This planet has the best dried leaves--not like that tasteless stuff on Saturn. 1.1846 0.04850 65 53 12 0
4043 When will they learn to work smarter 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
4044 He's so old school. 1.1846 0.06160 65 56 6 3
4045 This place is a gold mine for us. 1.1846 0.04850 65 53 12 0
4046 I said leave it alone, not the leaves alone. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
4047 And they wonder why the taxes are so high 1.1846 0.06160 65 56 6 3
4048 ‘You ever think about the old days, before we moved out to the suburbs?’ 1.1846 0.06160 65 56 6 3
4049 This is the only way to do it while self-distancing. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
4050 Looking for Mr.Bean 😜 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
4051 Well it didn't take long for the illegal aliens to get back to work 1.1846 0.06160 65 56 6 3
4052 Don’t worry, they gonna pay him for it. 1.1846 0.06160 65 56 6 3
4053 I said a little to the left, not a little to the leaf, Don. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
4054 You still driving that drunken hillbilly guzzler? 1.1846 0.06160 65 56 6 3
4055 Due to Covid, we can only outsource labor to extraterrestrials 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
4056 The leaf blower I bought him was ‘Too noisy’? Crank up ‘Who Let the Dogs Out’ and the super sucker. We’ll show him! 1.1846 0.06160 65 56 6 3
4057 ...and that’s why, dear, the leaves are still in the yard. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
4058 You guys are late. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
4059 Bring me everything that LIVES." I don't know if the boss was referring to that. 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
4060 And why did we become vegetarians?... 1.1846 0.04850 65 53 12 0
4061 Just when you thought fall decorations were over. 1.1846 0.04850 65 53 12 0
4062 Since the HOA banned gas leaf blowers, this side hustle has been going gangbusters for us! 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
4063 It is true. Aliens taking over jobs. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
4064 The man appears displeased that we are taking his leaves, yet the goal of his task was to eliminate them from his yard. We will never reveal why we are taking the leaves. 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
4065 Can you believe what they just throw away? 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
4066 If they only knew how valuable these are. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
4067 Let's pick up the small garbage first. 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
4068 The demand for our ‘re-leaf package’ is astronomical this year. 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
4069 Fine, but this is the last batch. The garage is almost full and I am not clearing out any more space! 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
4070 H.P. Leafcraft witnessing the first alien leafduction in Providence, RI 1926 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
4071 The new neighbors are very helpful. 1.1846 0.04850 65 53 12 0
4072 We can't leaf any sort of evidence. 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
4073 I just love the fall... Don't you? 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
4074 They spend a lot of time on these they must be important. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
4075 Why are we keeping him here if he can't even do our chores? 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
4076 Looks like this weeks stalks are sky high. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
4077 Hey, we could make a fortune on this planet just picking up leaves. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
4078 If you want Ivy to go along with this maple have a look in the kitchen. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
4079 Until we reach level 5 autonomy, I still need you to aim. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
4080 It's symbiotic - they're more carbon neutral and we fuel with tannic acid. 1.1818 0.04784 66 54 12 0
4081 Fifn't you ask them to take us to their Leafer? 1.1818 0.04784 66 54 12 0
4082 They must be important. Everyone is making pretty piles of them for all to see. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
4083 See, I told you, they just rake up the fuel for us for free. 1.1818 0.04784 66 54 12 0
4084 What?! I feel bad for them. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
4085 Remind me to take this thing in for a tune-up. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
4086 I guess fall foliage is all they’ve got worth plundering on this one. 1.1818 0.04784 66 54 12 0
4087 Haters will say it’s fake 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
4088 I'm not safe from automation either then. 1.1806 0.04565 72 59 13 0
4089 I said beam me down. Don't leaf me. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
4090 If they only knew. 1.1806 0.05708 72 62 7 3
4091 They won't think its funny. 1.1806 0.04565 72 59 13 0
4092 Sorry I didn’t get ‘em to the curb this time - ya know - COVID. Same time next week, guys? Thanks! 1.1806 0.04565 72 59 13 0
4093 Lets put the leaves back and then see what the earthling does. 1.1791 0.04720 67 55 12 0
4094 I thought you said "take me to your leavers." 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
4095 When you pick up the rake,the road of the fallen leaves leads right to your feet. 1.1791 0.04720 67 55 12 0
4096 PHIL! I said MAN. You’re fired. 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
4097 You folks seem to have a lot on your plate 1.1791 0.04720 67 55 12 0
4098 One day they will have composting engines. Then what? 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
4099 Where is your glasses? You missed him. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
4100 Did we promise no leaf blower noise before 10 am on Saturdays? 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
4101 Yeah, well our economy sucks. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
4102 He's paying us minimum wage and we are supposed to be the superior species? 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
4103 Can this get any easier? 1.1765 0.04657 68 56 12 0
4104 What; he already gathered the fuel and no one will ever believe that aliens took his dead organic material away. 1.1765 0.05904 68 59 6 3
4105 Of course they're valuable- why else would he be hoarding them? 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
4106 And they say money doesn’t grow on trees, pfft. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4107 So you’re Scully, I’m Mulder, and this here is The Rakes-Files. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4108 This will alienate him from the neighbors. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4109 It’s precious, I tell ya! Why every domicile in their village is harvesting the stuff! 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
4110 I guess it’s safe for us to start stealing their jobs again. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4111 ...The falling leaves...upon my window pane... 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4112 Don't worry about the leaves and go fix that face. We look more human than you. 1.1746 0.06213 63 55 5 3
4113 Oh, relax. It's not stealing. He was just going to burn them anyway. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4114 Lower life form - they burn them or throw them away... 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4115 Forget the syrup, maple leaves are tastier. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4116 Good thinking. We can take them back to our planet, burn them, and roast marshmallows. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4117 [incomprehensible] 1.1746 0.06213 63 55 5 3
4118 This was the source of the honey-do SOS broadcast. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4119 Finally, they stopped being a myth and actually do something helpful. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4120 This pile of leaves is way nicer than that pile we had to get from the Dog planet. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4121 Let's show the folks back home what "leaves no trace" really means. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4122 Melvin, our compost pile will also require oxygen. 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
4123 See, after laser-blasting the last lady, you feel better about yourself, don't cha? 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4124 He's paying five dollars. Now we have enough gas money to get home. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4125 He says our rates are too high for leaf removable, but we should come back when he's shoveling snow. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4126 Take me to your leaf blower. 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
4127 These things make great compost for the rose bushes. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4128 Don't forget to leave our sign on the lawn. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4129 He hates when I put them back after he's done... 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
4130 Now drop them on his head and track his reaction. 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
4131 He looks like he needs help. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4132 Dump them over that fence and I’ll never tell. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4133 I’m starting to think he said “don’t take me, leave” rather than “don’t take my leaves.” 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4134 This isn’t New Jersey 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4135 This must clearly be the most intelligent being on the planet - the big apes with the rakes tend to them for hours on end 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4136 Ina Garten is supposed to make yummy foods! 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4137 Last time there was a dog in one of these 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4138 I can't get enough of these tasty morsels. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4139 I can't believe he doesn't want these! 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4140 They’re smaller than I remember. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4141 I said, "It believes!" Not, "It be leaves!" 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
4142 We’ll disperse a full load of these into the neighbor’s yard. It’s proven to be an excellent methodology to observe primal human conflict. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4143 Let’s investigate. If he’s gathering them, they must be valuable. 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
4144 The kids are gonna love jumping in these. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4145 The first people we brought back said that oak were the best to wipe with. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4146 I said beam me up, not beam the leaves up! 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4147 AS long as he thinks we eat leaves, he’ll come aboard. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4148 So that's why they had a special rake discount. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4149 He's certain to believe we're good guys now... 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4150 You had to pick a yard with a Great Dane 1.1746 0.06613 63 56 3 4
4151 REALLY? This is your bold move to impress the boss? 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
4152 Yes, commander, our directive is 'To Serve Man.' 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4153 No, no, I don't think it's working; he still looks pretty upset. 1.1746 0.06213 63 55 5 3
4154 He seems confused. All I said was “take me to your leafer.” 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4155 Are you sure this is Fort Knox? 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4156 It's time to leave! 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4157 I call brown. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4158 Let’s make like a tree and leave. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4159 Were you sure to order ‘Gluten Free’? 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4160 Just leave him alone. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4161 He doesn’t even look like he knows we’re doing him a favor 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
4162 This must be their primary source of energy. Why else would they leave it in such neat piles? 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4163 Sweet suction! So how’s the blower on this baby? 1.1746 0.05326 63 55 6 2
4164 Just like 2020 for the aliens to put me out of a job. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4165 This is not what I envisioned for our take-over. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4166 How much longer before they’ll catch on that our cleanup service is really feeding our energy source? 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4167 Here’s your “leaf dust” boys. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4168 I was assigned to the previous study on unusual human collecting habits. Let’s hope dead leaves are more pleasant to analyze than that dog poop they seem to like so much. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4169 Just being neighborly, Floyd. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4170 Snoink jubber ak splibber recycle ne pas! 1.1746 0.03606 63 54 9 0
4171 This way he won't be alarmed when we probe 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4172 Let's make like a tree and get out of here! 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4173 Gizmo, our leader said "infiltrate Earth" not "Rake Earth" 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4174 Do they fall? 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4175 We can't leave without the leaves! 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4176 They're just leaves, fellas. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4177 Act like a tree and leave is just a pun in their primal language. We more intelligent beings say, act like an atom and split. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4178 Soon all the precious Autumnum will be ours! 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
4179 Thank God the Earthling sacrifices have gotten tamer. 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
4180 You h have to work on your aim rookie. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4181 Tell him we found the ballots...but he lost too. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4182 This rack was worth the extra $1.99 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4183 Thanks for the donations, if you have any more you can drop them off at Area 51 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4184 Thanks, fellas. There's a check underneath the leaves. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4185 Someone's going to go hungry tonight. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4186 Taking care of business 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4187 Picking up trash can be fun, you said. We'll meet exciting humans, you said. And I quote, '400 light years of Community Service will be over in a jiffy.' 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4188 This beats curbside collection! 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4189 are you paying for it? 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4190 It was your idea to use our skills to blend into their society. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4191 We should advertise ourselves as The Leaf Busters. We’ll make gazillions of earthling dollars, euros, pesos, pounds, bitcoins! 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4192 It's the least we can do after probing him. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4193 Damn he's seen us. Now he'll want us to pick up the dog litter. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4194 Should we leave it a tip? 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4195 Are you sure this meets the definition of community service? 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4196 Just make sure that all of them are crunchy before we go. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4197 We are not shoveling his driveway this winter, it shorted out the warp drive last year. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4198 If we can sell them on our LeafSuck we’ll be raking it in. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4199 After we drop these over the fence, he promises to take us to his leader. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4200 The anthropocentrism in this job is killing me, just absolutely killing me. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4201 Little do these Earthling op-ed writers know that leafblowers will one day take them to the stars. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4202 Descendants of Leaf Erikson 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4203 If we keep acting neighborly, soon he'll just see us as 'Glorg and Flurb next door'. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4204 I think you guys have enough on your plate right now. 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
4205 There must be a reason they gather these things up in piles. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4206 Best to let him do it. He could use the exercise. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4207 Outsource as a municipal service, you said, it’ll be easy work! Well, I’m not impressed. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4208 They are always so grateful. 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
4209 I really like the red ones best. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4210 We'll take the best of the species back. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4211 We thought they'd resist us stealing their fuel, but they just stand there and look weirdly grateful. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4212 Those jokers at Area 51 won't know what hit them. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4213 Now let's go dump them in Zorbanblat's yard. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4214 Aliens desperate to diversify their gene pool with anything from earth. Swim on, leaf! 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4215 damn, it autocorrected to "leafer" 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4216 Let's just stick with the vegan for dinner tonight 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4217 Breaking Headline: UFO 'Leaves' It On the Field! 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4218 The level of intelligence is similar, but leaves make better decoration. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4219 wow, they are tough on immigrants 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4220 If we are just going to stick a probe in it, why not earn $20 too? 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4221 Abducting Earthlings is easier than the guidebook says. 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
4222 I hope these earthlings never realize that money grows on trees. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4223 I spy, with my big eye, someone who would make a delicious topping for this salad! 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
4224 Gee, thanks! And could you possibly come back in the spring to suck up my grass clippings? 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4225 They take such obvious care in gathering them, of course they hold them precious. They'll be so thoroughly demoralized that we can conquer them without firing a shot 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4226 I guess they eat a lot of fiber. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4227 They revere these things. I've seen them blow them around the streets 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4228 How much do you tip a leaf guy? 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4229 These must be important; he's collecting them, not blowing them away. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4230 This abduction gig really sucks. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4231 You’ve got to improve your aim, we’re over weight with junk 1.1746 0.06213 63 55 5 3
4232 Sometimes they even burn them. Such a cruel species! 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4233 They said Elon couldn't build a spaceship that runs on leaves, yet here we are. 1.1746 0.06213 63 55 5 3
4234 I wish they would leave those harmless creatures alone. . . 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4235 Uh, thank you?! 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4236 A man in a hat, holding a rake, observes a flying saucer cast a ray of light onto a smallish pile of leaves, abducting them in an uneven line. Fenced off, a garden full of leaves. There are three trees, a falling leaf, two aliens inside the saucer. 1.1746 0.06213 63 55 5 3
4237 He went for the leaf deal. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4238 Try something besides: 'Take me to your weeder.' 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4239 HGere they just burn them or make piles in a dump, but collectors in our galaxy will pay a fortune for these oak leaves. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4240 I asked you to beam up the Raker, not the raked. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4241 I guess illegal aliens really are taking our jobs. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4242 Aww, humans so nice. He asked to beam them into the neighbor’s yard. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4243 Remember, our space mission is to collect only specimens of intelligent life. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4244 What's this asshole doing raking leaves at night? 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4245 I know this is awkward. Just look at it for a second, and tell me if you think it's infected. 1.1746 0.06213 63 55 5 3
4246 He thinks we're being neighborly cleaning up his leaf pile, little does he know how good these taste! 1.1746 0.06213 63 55 5 3
4247 Now we'll be able to learn about the fall of mankind! 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
4248 We're superior beings. Just look how much better our technology works than a wood and metal rake engineered by a below-average humanoid. Yah, us! 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4249 I like playing with our new Anti Gravity unit. Besides, what's he gonna do? Tell his friends a couple of aliens picked up his leaves for him? 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4250 I said “tractor” beam, not “rake.” 1.1746 0.06213 63 55 5 3
4251 John reluctantly tried Amazon's new leaf removal service for Prime members. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4252 Free mulch. 1.1746 0.04821 63 57 4 2
4253 Contact the mothership, tell them we have located mulch. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4254 Poor thing. It's just so sad and pathetic, I have to help it. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4255 ET Leaf Collection: We take leaf disposal into another universe. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4256 Take them to your leader, then leaf us alone. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4257 I have a gut feeling that those leaves we are collecting are not the same as those used in cigars, Walter!! 1.1746 0.06213 63 55 5 3
4258 Do you think he would let us work from home? 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4259 You mean they actually pay us to take their fuel? 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4260 They like this much more than the peace we promised them. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4261 Aiding and Abetting Are Always Appreciated Actions 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4262 Suck it up. 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
4263 You will never want to have to use a rake again, after the out of this world kind of help we can provide you, in exchange for one of your earthly bottles of whisky. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4264 Just that one pile alone will pay for our trip back to Zlodif! 1.1746 0.06213 63 55 5 3
4265 Today, Fred's yard. Tomorrow, Shark Tank! 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4266 If you think his look is funny now wait until we put them back in June. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4267 That's exactly what the human told me; smash them into little pieces, roll them into a small piece of paper, ignite them, inhale the smoke, and you get a pleasant sensation. Or maybe you die; I forget which one. 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
4268 This is how we'll take out suburbia, once and for all! 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4269 We'll fry them up, then coat them in chocolate. The kids on Mars will love them. 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
4270 They must be of value. 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
4271 Finally .. You are da man Mr. Musk... 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
4272 Shouldn't little Zork collect his own damn leaves for his school project? 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4273 Thanks. Your problem now. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4274 We travel half way across the Universe to help mankind... and this is the best you've got? 1.1746 0.06213 63 55 5 3
4275 Why couldn't you leave it alone? 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4276 Now that we have expanded our “Take Me To Your Ladder” yard and gutter maintenance service beyond Area 51, remember to wipe his memory AFTER he pays the bill. 1.1746 0.06613 63 56 3 4
4277 He will likely make much more of this encounter when informing others. 1.1746 0.06613 63 56 3 4
4278 All the abductees rake very well now. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4279 Thought we’d sample some neighbourhood takeout. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4280 We're in Canada, right? This must be their leader's children. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4281 But the orange man said the walls would protect my job... 1.1746 0.06613 63 56 3 4
4282 Don’t forget, Allen: recycling’s on Wednesday this week. 1.1746 0.06213 63 55 5 3
4283 Leaf this to me. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4284 ...that’s leaves the noun, we want the verb. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4285 OK, we will start by taking his leaves, to look friendly. Then we will move to other things, until will have everything he owns. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4286 You were supposed to beam up the human, Xylorg! I swear, your vision is failing as bad as your marriage. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4287 Taking the pile after he worked so hard, you’re bad. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4288 Did he say leave or leaves?" 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4289 VISITORS FROM A LESS INTELLIGENT PLANET He’s raking them into a neat pile, they must be valuable. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4290 So we used to do the anal probe thing, but then we found out that a lot of these poor saps - maybe as a way of dealing with the soul-crushing effects of late-stage capitalism - actually purport to ~like~ raking leaves. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4291 Civilization?!? Don't they know these things are worth thousands at Amazon.com/Mars/ 1.1746 0.06213 63 55 5 3
4292 I can't believe they leave all this money just lying on the ground.... 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4293 Stop complaining, since we joined the Landscapers Union, we're no longer classified as a UFO. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4294 The probes are ready. Now we just have to figure out where these things' butts are. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4295 These specimens will look great in our museum back home. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4296 Do you think they'll like us now? 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
4297 Must be valuable stuff, the way he always collects it. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4298 What a great place!! They just leave their toilet paper lying around for anyone. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4299 That’s one hell of a leaf blower. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4300 Think he'll forgive us for the full-body examination? 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4301 Hey! I was gonna jump in those! 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4302 You and your damn Kirby attachment! 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4303 The least we can do is pick up his leaves after last week's abduction. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4304 This leaves me speechless 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4305 I'm not so sure we should have made that technology sharing agreement with Roomba. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4306 Look, honey, it's the Roomba of raking leaves! 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
4307 They're even more anal than I heard! 1.1746 0.06213 63 55 5 3
4308 ET Garden Service... Perfect! 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4309 Oh, they too like bursts of tree's last beauty, nature's grand finale. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4310 All the leaves are brown...and this guy is gray 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
4311 Do you think we can get them to visit the kids’ play room too! 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4312 I don't know why he wants them, but, sure, put 'em back. 1.1746 0.06213 63 55 5 3
4313 Should we come back in two weeks? 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4314 It says "To Serve Man," not "To Serve Maple Leaves." 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4315 The boss just said to take a human and leave right? 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4316 After we rescue all the tree-souls, we return to take care of the prison guard. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4317 They’ll never be-leaf him. 1.1746 0.06613 63 56 3 4
4318 Nah, monoliths are so 2001. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4319 Why are we helping them with their chores? This would be time better spent probing rectums, Jerome. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4320 It'll be way better to jump in these weightless 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
4321 They seem obsessed with collecting these! They must be the key to understanding these bizarre creatures! 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4322 The TV said it was one or the other. I didn’t expect aliens AND technology to take my job. 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
4323 Next time, just bring him a tarp! 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
4324 We travel 4,575,733,888 miles across intergalactic space and all we’ve got are these stinking leaves? 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4325 Agreed, much crispier than kale chips! 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4326 Damn it,Fred,you missed again! 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4327 Ok, now switch to high beams 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
4328 Thanks, neighbor! 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4329 These things must be very valuable. Humans spend hours collecting and bagging them. 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
4330 At least they're still evolving. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4331 They won't mind as long as we do not ask for an allowance! 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4332 What? want my billing address and CC#?! 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4333 We'd better stop all this beaming up...it's not a burn day,you know." 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4334 It's not what I meant when I said 'we must leave this ship'! 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4335 Don't worry. He won't notice anything. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4336 We're the Extraterrestrial Terrestrial Leaf Removal LLC, at your service! 1.1746 0.06213 63 55 5 3
4337 Does he have any leaf bags? 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4338 Woah..., they still use brooms. How backward–– 1.1746 0.06213 63 55 5 3
4339 It's time to "suck it up" 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
4340 They're Eco Friendly Too?!! 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4341 How does the cookbook say to serve this? 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4342 They're crispy and great fiber for these long trips where you're just sitting all day. 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
4343 It's Christmas, and it'll save him a shitload of time. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4344 Up, up and away. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4345 Oh thank the stars! I was so hungry! 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4346 Do you think our superior leaf cleaning technology will scare them? 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4347 This collection of small dead things is an unfathomable earthling ritual. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4348 Vermont leaf peepers from outer space. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4349 I think he will be a super spreader of our super nut trees. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4350 You should see my tractor beam. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4351 Let’s get these delicious chips before the Earthlings burn them. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4352 Why not just target that thing attacking them with the weapon? 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
4353 After what we've watched him go through this year? It's the least we can do. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4354 Hey, it’s the least we can do, given...you know. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4355 The instructions say: abduct, probe then “leave”!!! 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4356 You fellas are comin' back for the nor'easter ain't ya? 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4357 the golden retriever we just abducted will love this! 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4358 I wonder if there is any better way to monetize our technology 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4359 So now I just hover around until he's asleep and then put them back. He's slowly unravelling. 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
4360 Sorry, I’m still getting used to these new tractor beam controls they installed last week. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4361 This wasn't what I meant by a 'leaf peeping' tour. 1.1746 0.06213 63 55 5 3
4362 Watch this, it'll really confuse him. 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
4363 Next time don't tell me about your science project at the last minute. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4364 These humans are boring. Let's leaf. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4365 Felix, enough with the tchotchkes. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4366 Think he’ll mention this to his wife? 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4367 I figure they must be very valuable from the way they hoard them in piles. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4368 I just follow orders. "Observe the leaves alone," they tell me . . . or was it "observe but leave alone"? After so many light years, what's the difference? 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4369 I just can't do any more anal probes. 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
4370 How many more piles until you figure he'll invite us over for some eggnog and caroling? 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4371 Let's suck it all up, impress this guy! 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4372 Do you think he'll believe in us now? 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
4373 They're smart enough to know when to give up. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4374 I guarantee this will blow his mind! 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4375 Are we charging him weekly or biweekly? 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4376 I like to get creative with the encounter, Marty. It’s more fun watching them try to explain it.” 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4377 Trust me....the yard waste is WAY more valuable than their leader. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4378 My wife said Cyber Monday was last week. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4379 He has no idea that they're good eatin'. 1.1746 0.06213 63 55 5 3
4380 Did we come all this way for dead leaves or did you miss the target? 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4381 Can I get an annual contract? 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4382 I didn’t see that leaf raker on Amazon 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
4383 Mr. Davis is stunned when the aliens return what's left of Mrs. Davis. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4384 That’s all we need. It appears they reproduce like rabbits! 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4385 This could finally solve the mystery of the humans' obsession with pumpkin spice. 1.1746 0.06213 63 55 5 3
4386 Doing our part to make 2020 less difficult. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4387 We certainly have experience working around a vacuum. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4388 When I agreed to come here and ‘serve mankind’ this was not what I had in mind. 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
4389 It's the least we can do for him after what happened on that road the other night. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4390 We all know how much you love your organic garden but 4 light years is just too far for a pile of mulch. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4391 Hmmmm, better check their quote to be sure it includes gas and mileage.... 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
4392 I didn't know you were squinting a bit, line up better! 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4393 I’m pretty sure the phrase is “Take me to your leader,” not “Rake me to your leaf-pile.” 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4394 Two minutes late and he gives us the stink eye. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4395 No reason we can't treat them humanely before we eat them. 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
4396 False eyelashes for all ! 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4397 His wife will think he did it! 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4398 Just my luck, partnered with a vegan. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4399 Doesn't he realize that we're stealing his dinner? 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4400 We should have asked to be taken to the leader, not leafer. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4401 Gotta be important, they're being herded 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4402 You say you want one now, but I’m going to end up taking care of it later. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4403 If he does not bag them next week,we bring the dinosaurs back. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4404 This new Roomba really rocks it. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4405 Our orders were to leave. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4406 Exactly what annals did these come out of ? 1.1746 0.06213 63 55 5 3
4407 Leafblower? Leafblower? I don’t need no stinkin’ leafblower. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4408 Since no one ever believes the aliens come, maybe they'll believe the alien leaves. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4409 If we do this, he won’t sue us for the probing. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4410 Hey, don't look at me. You're the one who promised him the moon. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4411 Listen, we took it bigger last time, so maybe these little pieces will be an intelligent life form. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4412 Honey, the Canadians are back 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4413 Our observations show the happiest people on this planet are lawn care professionals. 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
4414 Let's tell Bezos that it works on packages, too. 1.1746 0.06213 63 55 5 3
4415 With this last pile we should be able to get home. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4416 uh oh, alien gardeners, I don't know how we're going to build that wall.. 1.1746 0.06213 63 55 5 3
4417 He told me their economy would collapse without Alien labor. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4418 You guys are Extra Helpful 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
4419 This cartoon is so dumb I don't even want to try . 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4420 We have to show we come in peace through acts of service. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4421 I don’t know, he said something about leaves and behind. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4422 But the notice said they would be collected on Tuesday. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4423 Our pile almost big enough to jump in. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4424 I can't be-leaf it's not butter! 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4425 Enough with sampling the local eggnog, you missed again! 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4426 This is a hell of a way to earn the money for the fuel to get back to our home planet. 1.1746 0.06213 63 55 5 3
4427 If one more candy wrapper gets caught in our intake I’m gonna start blasting these m*****f*****s. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4428 Don't take too many, the market will crash. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4429 These are OUR leaves! 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4430 Congratulations Bleegort, you have proven that we are truly superior beings" 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4431 Should be enough to pay the wormhole tolls. 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
4432 We're been at this for hours - we must have gotten something probeable by now. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4433 They really are taking our jobs. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4434 We could have shown them the way to true happiness. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4435 We beam up their food supply as soon as they gather it into convenient piles. They will have no choice but submit to us. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4436 We can be back home in time for Jeopardy if we hurry. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4437 Nah. Leave the rake. Once we've restored vegetation on our depleted planet we can always come back for it. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4438 Whaddaya think of your Roomba now??? 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4439 Idiot, I said “Blow” not “Suck”. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4440 They can’t use renewable resources if there’s nothing to renew. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4441 I understand these are used like solar cells in photosynthesis. They don’t recycle them.” 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4442 Odd, But still better then raking all Sunday 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
4443 I feel kind of bad destroying alien art for fuel. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4444 These earthlings think we are doing them a favor. They don't know in out culture Money does grow on trees.One dried leaf is equivalent to 1000 dollars in our currency. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4445 Now, remember, if anyone asks, we are normal earthlings collecting stick tears to sell like everyone else. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4446 Gold? No these little fellas are currency here, but help yourselves 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4447 I hear these make you feel grounded. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4448 Don't feel guilty about taking his leaves. He was literally going to feed them to the worms. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4449 I think they misunderstood when I said 'leave' this planet 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4450 Must be valuable if humans keep on collecting and storing them 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4451 Yeah, pretty good thanks. Yourself? 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
4452 You can start on my gutters, too. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4453 I'm telling you, they are the perfect thing to serve when you don't want the in-laws to stop by 'too often'! 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4454 We must stop the “Fall” of mankind. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4455 I still don't see how these are worth a whole planet... 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4456 Maybe we should have gone with “We come in peace” 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4457 Is this what every Sunday is going to be like? 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4458 There's more to life than composting Captain! 1.1746 0.06213 63 55 5 3
4459 The Leaves look livelier than this guy , lets just take them intead 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4460 One beings garbage is another’s cosmic fuel 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4461 First our jobs, now our chores.. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4462 Right on schedule. You guys are the best! 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4463 Take me to your leader, Please!!!!!!!!! 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4464 What’s wrong with you? You missed again! 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4465 Told you fuel falls from trees by the pile around here 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4466 Please don’t judge me on my driving, I swear I usually get it first go. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4467 At least, they stopped using their stealth mode. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4468 He said he could get some neighborhood kid to do it for five bucks. 1.1746 0.06613 63 56 3 4
4469 This is how we can coexist 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4470 Next time, please wait until my kids are playing in the pile 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
4471 Humans constantly pile these things up, so they've gotta be valuable, right?! 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4472 It’s for my thesis, “On Detritus: Collection and Purging Rituals of Humankind” 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4473 Aliens are better at cleaning than robots 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
4474 Dude, we got this one. You've had a rough year. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4475 Couldn't you come before I raked everything? 1.1746 0.06213 63 55 5 3
4476 Takes the leaves, forget the human(s). They’re too dangerous to take with us. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4477 Just one more thing before we leave 1.1746 0.06213 63 55 5 3
4478 These earthlings look like they could use any amount of help right now 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4479 These are perfect for my holiday tablescape! 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4480 So they are taking all inteligent life from Earth" 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4481 No, no, it's my wife's gift. I left it too late and everything else is locked down so.... 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4482 People always talk about beaming stuff up. I freaking love beaming stuff down. They look so funny when they are angry. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4483 it was a fine day when they agreed to give us the jobs no American wanted to do so that foreigners wouldn't steal their jobs anymore 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4484 Practice on these little things first. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4485 The progress of a rake begins. 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
4486 What? There was no toilet paper left in the supermarket. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4487 Now spread them out evenly like the others; the neighbours are getting suspicious! 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4488 Are you sure you don’t want to take me too? 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4489 Hey, it’s something different. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4490 They say aliens keep taking our jobs but this is a first! 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4491 I will be your secret Santa this year. Merry Christmas 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
4492 Thank you kindly! 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4493 So this is where all the extra leaves come from 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4494 It's fine. No one will beleaf him anyway. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4495 They aren't even impressed anymore 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4496 Come on! Last one is a rotten egg! 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4497 this socially distanced leaf pick up is really advanced! 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4498 Now blow the leaves around their neighbor’s yard, that’ll give us some needed entertainment during their quarantine 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4499 They say money grows on trees 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4500 don't mind us. We're just doing our civic galactic duty 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4501 ‘It must be worth something... Everywhere we go they labor endlessly to pile it up.’ 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4502 Yeah that's what I'm talking about . 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4503 It was the only intelligent life I found 1.1746 0.06213 63 55 5 3
4504 Maurice, I said CROP CIRCLES! 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4505 This is going to ruin my tax return. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4506 Alien ship visits. Alien ship leaves. It’s all so mundane in 2020. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4507 Do we have enough for a pile to jump in yet? 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4508 Just being neighborly 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4509 I guess they’ll probe anything these days. 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
4510 'It's turn over a new leaf for 2021 not taking them!' 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
4511 Future of AI 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4512 To be fair, I never said the life here was intelligent. 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
4513 Did she want them dead or alive? 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4514 I heard a joke the earthlings tell that goes, ‘Better make like a leaf and flee’...or something like that. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4515 Well... I like them better than the leaf-peepers 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4516 And now they’ve even stopped composting. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4517 Let's leaf him be, he's been through enough this year. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4518 We come in peace. We also leaf in peace. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4519 That’s how fall ends in Area51 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
4520 Leaving so soon? 1.1746 0.06213 63 55 5 3
4521 No, remember? We're dumping them in his neighbor's yard. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4522 Will you be doing the whole neighbourhood? 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4523 We need extra mulch for the asparagus bed 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4524 This will leave him leafless. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4525 He’s gonna be so mad when we drop them all over the yard again... 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
4526 Where are the red leaves? 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4527 They are the best late night snack with a delicate crunch and earthly flavor. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4528 I knew these illegal aliens would steal our jobs! 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4529 You failed your driving test. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4530 Next on the season finale of 2020, tune in December 31st 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4531 We’re still stopping for toilet paper. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4532 It’s almost that time of the year 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4533 You are one year late 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
4534 This is clearly not the forest in Finland you promised me but let’s get a sample anyway. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4535 Huh, and I always thought a robot would be the one to steal my job. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4536 You Totally Missed His Dick 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4537 They only come in this color once a year! 1.1746 0.06213 63 55 5 3
4538 ...Maybe it’s time we lend a hand 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
4539 Thanks, it always takes so long to find all of these. We'll see you next season. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4540 Finally , i get some help with the yardwork 1.1746 0.06213 63 55 5 3
4541 we can't just leaf them there 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4542 They believe 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4543 Aaaah...thanks? 1.1746 0.06213 63 55 5 3
4544 Yes Zörbuz, they’re free and we can take them. See? He’s not complaining 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
4545 Do you accept Venmo? 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4546 Hey, they pay big bucks for this stuff on Rigel 4! 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4547 Because if we only take the Republican ballots, they’ll call it a conspiracy. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4548 When asked what they wanted, the visitors replied, “Just leave.” Panic ensued. Now it is clear they were misunderstood. 1.1746 0.06213 63 55 5 3
4549 We didnt come down here for THOSE leaves 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
4550 should somebody tell them? 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4551 . "Mmmm, crunchy" 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4552 2020 was almost the worst year ever 1.1746 0.06213 63 55 5 3
4553 We'll make a be-leaf-er out of him 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4554 It is Earth year 2020! We take what we can get at the end of this adminstration! 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4555 We’ll get the pumpkin spice next. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4556 ‘This must be the Rapture for leafs?’ 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4557 We were explicitly told to leaf the humans alone. 1.1746 0.06213 63 55 5 3
4558 Just need one for dishes now 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4559 „We don’t want to encourage their sense of entitlement, do we“ 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4560 I'm not interfering, I'm just helping out 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4561 The DeLorean’s flux capacitor has got nothin on this thing. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4562 it’s for my school art project, okay? the theme is dark ages 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4563 I'm just so sick of the #fallvibes pictures on my instagram. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4564 And to think these humans thought we’ve wanted their brains all these years... No, we’re here for the mycelium! 🍄 👽 🍄 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4565 We’re taking your jobs 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
4566 Point us to the source of your Pumpkin Spices. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4567 This planet sucks, let’s leaf 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4568 Can they take me with them? 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4569 These Dyson vacuums are getting out of control 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4570 Don’t worry Bill, this is the future. 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
4571 finally a "shop vac" that works. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
4572 Every morning It’s 1.1739 0.05824 69 60 6 3
4573 Dude, he’s waaaaay into it! Told ya! 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
4574 They apparently 'roll them and smoke them,' whatever that means. 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
4575 told'ya we didn't need the drill 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
4576 I hope the entrée is better than this salad. 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
4577 Yeah, well, before you go, check out the lawn next door. 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
4578 You never know. We might need a favor from the Earthling one day. 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
4579 No, no wait .... what about ‘Illegal alien leaves to go back to where they came from!’ Ha, ha! 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
4580 And that was the day a UFO came and abducted the leaves I was raking in my backyard. 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
4581 - Couldn't you take unswept ones?! 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
4582 No wonder this is an inferior species, look at what they eat. 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
4583 If we're doing a pick-up every Wednesday, at the least he could put them in the green bin. 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
4584 Let's see if he jumps in it." 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
4585 What do you charge for weekly service? 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
4586 Let's abduct him so he can gather the leaves on our planet. 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
4587 We’ll never get paid. That contract for leaf removal was another Russian scam! 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
4588 Isn't there a better business opportunity for us than a lawn service? 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
4589 Great, can’t wait till we drop them at Area 51. 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
4590 Your ancestors built the pyramids. 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
4591 I guess humans don’t use leaves to power their vehicles. 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
4592 These must be of incredible value for him to collect them so laboriously! 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
4593 Hey,I'm getting paid for this !!! 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
4594 You realize, of course, that you’re violating the Prime Directive again. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
4595 Their primitive garden tools are no match for the Flying Sucker Saucer 3000. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
4596 Ever since they all started to IPO these lawn care companies have really upped their technology 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
4597 ... and these fools don't think there's intelligent life in the universe! 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
4598 AmazonRake 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
4599 Ok Peter, this is our last load. The compost bin is full. 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
4600 I’ll have more for you on Saturday. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
4601 Wow! Alternative energy! This is much better than using the gasses of Jupiter! 1.1692 0.06032 65 57 5 3
4602 The leaves are out there 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
4603 Janet! Grab the camera. I friggin knew it. 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
4604 But I miss you most of all my darling, when autumn leaves start to fall. 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
4605 Close encounters of the turd kind. 1.1667 0.06363 60 53 4 3
4606 See? They have no idea of the fortune they're sitting on, and free labor, too. How awesome is that? 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4607 The year beyond makes us sick, ok? And can we take some...leaves?! 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
4608 These immigrants, always taking our jobs away. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4609 Remember our orders : only take what's important. 1.1667 0.06363 60 53 4 3
4610 I think we’re supposed to blow them. 1.1667 0.06363 60 53 4 3
4611 This is the only intelligent life here, plus we need chips for the ride home. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4612 A little bit to the left Mork... 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
4613 We should really consider switching to an alternative fuel for our intergalactic trips. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4614 Do you think he feels bad that we are taking the last of his crop? 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4615 Now tell him "Take us to your Leaf-der" 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
4616 That's o.k., he's not really sure why he collects them into piles either. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4617 We have to have something to wear to the invasion. 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
4618 I suppose he was expecting little green bins. 1.1667 0.06363 60 53 4 3
4619 'Leafer, leader, whatever,' you said. 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
4620 No, not leafer, leader. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4621 Good thing that leaf pile was there, our biomass engine was running on empty. 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
4622 This new John Deere equipment is out of this world. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4623 Clearly Earthlings are still in the Stone Age - hunter gatherer phase. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4624 My wife is never going to believe that I actually raked them. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4625 This Tesla Landscaping gig is never going to break even. 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
4626 giblevkjna sdafljn calkjnf? ( are you sure you calibrated this right?) 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4627 I thought Roscoe wasn't eating... 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
4628 No, we are not the leaf collectors. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4629 They'll never be-leaf you. 1.1667 0.06363 60 53 4 3
4630 Next stop, world domination! 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
4631 Plant these and you will have a beautiful forest in no time. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4632 10 parsecs for leaves are you kidding ? 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4633 Really?" "Nothing to worry about, the laser bean cleans the leaves" 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
4634 We have to do this or we can't turn over a new leaf. 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
4635 Well we have to start somewhere before we're ready for a crop circle. 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
4636 How much are you going to charge this one for removing his leaves? 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4637 I mean, isn't infinity what they're striving for? 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4638 He should be happy we're only here for a "veinal" probe. 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
4639 It's 'take me to your leaDer' ! 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4640 The death ray’s in the workshop. 1.1667 0.06363 60 53 4 3
4641 So many wavoos, so little time. 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
4642 After the leaves, dump the recycling and then the bottles. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4643 They must be valuable if they collect them in piles. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4644 You’re right this guy does look slightly annoyed that we’re taking his harvest. The guy two streets over looked overjoyed we took his pile of delicacies. 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
4645 Thanks for helping us out. 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
4646 You guys on the new HOA board? 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
4647 Trust me, General, it will be seen as a sure sign that we come in peace. 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
4648 Obviously Earthlings need all the help we can possibly give them. 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
4649 I take being green very seriously. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4650 Beam me up, Scottie. 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
4651 It's a lot less of a hassle than the whole 'world domination' thing." 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
4652 Take me to your weed eater 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
4653 I liked it better when we were giving them anal inspections. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4654 Judging by all the attention they put into gathering these things, it must be their most valuable resource. 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
4655 I was warned about you all trying to take my job. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4656 Yes, I'm sure these things are valuable. Every year all these earthlings rake them up and then jump in them like we jump in our money! 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4657 Are these the Reese's Pieces our friend was telling us about? 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4658 I'm telling you Qrgzuk, we can sell ourselves as AI helpers. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4659 We dispose of our leaves like you humans dispose of CO2. We just move it to a different location. 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
4660 Well, MY translation is that the human said we could leaf whenever we want.. and you can see for yourself that neither the human nor the rake can ACTUALLY fly after us like that 1939 transmission you intercepted. So, can we PLEASE go? 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
4661 We'd all rather try this than becoming compost... 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
4662 If they keep gathering these things up in piles for us, we can make last call. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4663 Beaming up these leaves will enhance our composting hyperdrive. 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
4664 OF COURSE I know what April Fools' is, but is it really fair to send all of these back to the ground? 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4665 You really think this is the highest and best use? 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4666 'They started outsourcing their leaf collection about a year ago." 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
4667 If we do a good job here, maybe we can get hired to clean up after the inauguration. 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
4668 I love it this time of year when they're served with these chips. 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
4669 Costco's new leaf sucker is from another planet! 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
4670 Poor Bastard, it’s the least we can do!! 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
4671 Beam them up. 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
4672 Take these to our Leafer 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
4673 Trust me, Gorp. The only thing unbe-leaf-able about this is our prices! It's a little thing called Word-Of-Mouth. WOM for short. This guy is gonna tell everyone, maybe go on The Today Show, and E.T. Phone Home and Lawn Care is really gonna take-off. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4674 My favorite time of year -- look at its face! 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4675 I got us a gig picking up leaves for the city. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4676 How are we supposed to probe these? 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
4677 What did he expect when he asked the gardener to social distance? 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4678 OK, now let’s go over to Farmer Johnson’s place and try the tractor beam. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4679 Take him or leave him? 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4680 Be cool. Be cool. Just be cool. 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
4681 Not "leaves" you fool. I said we need to leave! 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4682 Forget the light; how about a vacuum. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4683 Make like a tree and leaf. 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
4684 Close encounters with these things are much more satisfying than with humans. 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
4685 Would it kill you to use self-service? 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4686 When I said cheap lawn care, I meant the ILLEGAL ones! 1.1667 0.06363 60 53 4 3
4687 You and your crunchy breakfasts! 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4688 I can't wait until we finish Mission Roomba. 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
4689 It’s a win-win for now since we need fuel to get home. We’ll take over their civilization after the holidays. 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
4690 Yes, I know that if we all did this that Earth would become an inorganic dead husk of a planet. But these make such great compost! 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
4691 First we earn their trust. Then we take their recyclables. 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
4692 Close but no fermented rolled, flattened former stem-attached Nicotania bundle, Nebula. 1.1667 0.06363 60 53 4 3
4693 That's enough leaves for today. Should we take him too? 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4694 Hmph...and they said the leaves wouldn’t clear themselves. 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
4695 This'll make killer decor. 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
4696 Space Command to the rescue! 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
4697 If you keep doing this for him, he's going to expect us to come back to shovel snow as well! 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4698 They must be a valuable resource - they keep hoarding them! 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4699 If we could only dump all the unmatched socks as well 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4700 They hoard them in piles! They must have value. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4701 I wonder if all Earthlings are this happy to help us find acorns. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4702 Let's save those little creatures he's herding. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4703 We were instructed to be taken to the leafer. 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
4704 Oh yeah, I got a roomba too its just a little smaller than yours that's all. 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
4705 Don’t forget the bags! 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4706 Let's see if he eats shoots and leaves. 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
4707 Can you just put them in the next yard. 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
4708 Greetings. Do not worry. Your City Council just prohibited leaf blowers on Sundays. 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
4709 We're here to help. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4710 He needs something to occupy his time this year. 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
4711 I see many Earthlings capturing these. They must be delicious. 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
4712 They must have great value if they rake and and bag them? 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4713 You know Cecil they don't pay aliens anywhere near enough for doing yard work 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
4714 But I thought the order was "take me to your leafer"? 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4715 I am concerned that we might be doing him out of a job 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
4716 Compost for Mars,so castaways don't have to defecate on their potato crops. 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
4717 What happened to the good ol' days of probing and abducting? 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4718 I've bagged 'em up but never beamed 'em up. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4719 When I said leave it, I meant LEAVE IT! 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
4720 Bet you five quafnarz he asks us to do the eavestroughs" 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
4721 We're expecting this year's harvest to be extra dry. 1.1667 0.06363 60 53 4 3
4722 These desiccated organic matter meals are delicious. What do you think about that carbon based thing staring at us. 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
4723 We’re gonna be eating good tonight! 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
4724 Are you sure they said to go to their leafer? 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
4725 Would you rather be probing? 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
4726 We're going to need smaller probes. 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
4727 For some reason, when we do this, they always tell us to leave. 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
4728 One human's trash is an alien's treasure! 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4729 I just cleaned up! 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
4730 First we confuse him, then we beam him up. 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
4731 I wonder if they know I'm not in Falls Church. 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
4732 But Zarnok, aren’t we just blowing the leaves from our planet to theirs? 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4733 I think this what he wants. He said "Make like a tree and leave". 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4734 Finishing the yard work will force him to interact with other humans. 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
4735 Why can't you leave them alone? 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
4736 This planet provides us with tons of natural fuel. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4737 The guy below told me these things are in charge 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
4738 We can call it Covid 20. 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
4739 It grows on trees," he tells me. Once we've mined this, we'll never have to time warp again 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4740 Have you tried these with pumpkin spice latte? 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
4741 Don't break his ribs this time. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4742 Dumping them on earth keeps our planet neat 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4743 Get that damned beam offa my lawn!!! 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
4744 Finally,you got it right! 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
4745 Once we get all the leaves, we'll start on the trees. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4746 Earthlings are always awed by our reverse leaf-blower effect. 1.1667 0.06363 60 53 4 3
4747 Great aim, Alvie. How are we going to probe those? 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4748 Dammit Zorgrap ....Amazon Prime Two light years, Tops 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
4749 We can tell when we're not wonted--we're leafing. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4750 You are handy in ways I could never imagine! Welcome my brother. 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
4751 How their people talked us into this side hustle I'll never understand! 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
4752 He said if we move them all to the other yard that will bring peace to earth. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4753 Maybe we'll get no "anal probe" complaints from this human if we vacuum up his leaves 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4754 Idiot...I said recycle “Area 51” not “Lot 51”, this is the way.... 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4755 These humans need all the help they can get right now. 1.1667 0.06363 60 53 4 3
4756 Finally intelligent life to study 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4757 You know I'm just going to have to do this again when I get home. 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
4758 Marvin had agreed to tell no-one, but he was an excellent negotiator. 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
4759 He should be wearing a Musk. 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
4760 I assume you cut grass throughout the spring and summer? 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
4761 Our favorables in the burbs have soared since starting this leaf-zapping service. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4762 My lucky day! 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4763 I said get the human, you idiot! 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
4764 Unidentified Foliage Object. Get it? 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
4765 Poor stupid creatures don't know what they have. Can't believe they burn them. 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
4766 The manual doesn't say we CAN'T beam him up... what do you think? 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
4767 We should give him a tip. 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
4768 Is it just me, or is he giving you the "Oh, now you show up after I've already made a tidy pile" look? 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
4769 We will be taking our leave now! Ellie Albertson Westfield, NJ 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
4770 They're calling them extraterrestrial distancing protocols, Scotty. 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
4771 He’s hoarding little piles of these all over the place... I’m taking some! 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
4772 Plop,plop, fizz, fizz, my what a ray-leaf it is. 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
4773 It's 'Take me to your leader.' Leader, not leafer! 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4774 If this doesn't get him to take us to his leader, nothing will. 1.1667 0.06363 60 53 4 3
4775 They will try gas after this. 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
4776 Thanks for the assistance, but I was just going to bag these and be on my way. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4777 You Idiot. Not “Take us to you leaver” 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4778 You sure that’s what you want for your souvenir? 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4779 Gosh, the mayor was not kidding when he said the new contract for leaf removal will be out of this world. 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
4780 Way to go Blorf. We travel ten thousand light years and you forgot 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4781 Misinformed that fallen leaves are currency 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4782 What? Their leader told us to take our leave. 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
4783 That’s not the tractor I had in mind... 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
4784 Blow! Not suck! Argh 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
4785 Any chance you can do the gutters as well? 1.1667 0.06363 60 53 4 3
4786 We’re gonna make big bucks.” Don Dechman. Austin T 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
4787 At last, our planet can compost 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
4788 I said "Beam me up,Scotty",not the bloody leaves. 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
4789 This will assure that no one will believe him. 1.1667 0.06363 60 53 4 3
4790 Damn kids 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4791 all the others made it without a problem. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4792 Let's dump these on his neighbor's yard 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4793 Will you be by for snow removal too? 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4794 It's not disintegrating. Are you at full power? 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4795 Dude - check this out. All we do is wait until dark and drop these things in the next yard over...the little guys go apoplectic! 1.1667 0.06363 60 53 4 3
4796 Airbnb with all you can eat salad bar. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4797 I can’t believe how easy it was to convince the earthling to let us come back and paint his fence. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4798 The leaves are greener on the other side of the fence. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4799 Extraterrestrial life unable to stand the infinite amount of human laziness: flying all the way to sweep. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4800 Just what we need...more buts of trash!! 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
4801 Raking sucks! 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4802 And away hey go....... 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4803 Their money grows on our trees! 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
4804 The digital analyzer says they taste like corn flakes. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4805 It seems like there is life on this planet but it's not intelligent. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4806 Each night we redeposit them where we found them. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4807 Hey,don't laugh,last year I made over four hundred bucks! 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4808 I love Earth scavenger hunts. 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
4809 If I can only figure out their language so I can thank them. 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
4810 weird flex but ok 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
4811 Check that shit out. That is some weird fucking shit. Almost as weird as that time a US Congressman paid me to have sex with his wife. 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
4812 Without an adjustment to the municipal tax budget, how does he think they're going to get picked up? 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4813 Look, it's offering us these for our Intelligent Life search! 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4814 They must be of some value, everyone is collecting them. 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
4815 Do you think we are taking the whole "outsourcing" idea too far? 1.1667 0.06363 60 53 4 3
4816 It must be some worship ritual for their god's visitation. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4817 These must be important if this giant life form is so dedicated to them. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4818 There is intelligent leaf on earth after all. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4819 We're telling him to leave us alone. Humans are fantastic with puns. 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
4820 Hey,Don’t judge me. I help where I can! 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4821 Nice job, Scotty. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4822 Let’s leaf soon! 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4823 Aww, looks like we missed the fall foliage this year. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4824 He doesn’t appear to mind our taking his earthly things 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4825 The Commander requests more Unidentified Falling Objects..! 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
4826 It's not stealing, if they are only throwing soil away. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4827 Honestly, these earthlings are so needy. Still, it's nicer cleaning up his messes than his dog's messes . . . 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4828 At least I don’t have to bag them now... 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
4829 Hold on a second — did they tell us to bring back the guy who’s raking or that stuff he’s raking? 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
4830 Dead leaves for your découpage? What planet do you live on? 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4831 Lois, we talked about this. It's 2020. Mr. Jones gets the flying pigs. 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
4832 We need to earn enough for gas money home. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4833 That had better have some grass in it. 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
4834 These seem like the more intelligent species. 1.1667 0.06363 60 53 4 3
4835 A rake?! They'll never believe us back home. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4836 Our superiors did say to examine leaf on planet Earth, correct? 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
4837 Yeah, the jobs easy but the commute is terrible. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4838 Leaf our planet alone. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4839 Maybe we should tell him that we'll return them later. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4840 Maybe, we'd rather steal the tree? 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
4841 Yes Captain, the IQ sensor is engaged. 1.1667 0.06363 60 53 4 3
4842 These will be perfect for Zarg's mood board. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4843 And to think he almost talked us into taking that heavy gold stuff. 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
4844 How do we charge him for our service? 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4845 They’re called leaves for a reason. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4846 The food is OK, but the service is exceptional. 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
4847 I can bring them back to life--I've got a green thumb. 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
4848 I must protest Zorg that this is a clear violation of the Prime Directive. 1.1667 0.06363 60 53 4 3
4849 The Tesla of leafblowers. 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
4850 Would as lief leave the leaves 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4851 Earth creatures apparently haven’t yet learned how much fun it is to “beam” stuff up! 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4852 It’s an Unidentified Flying Roomba! 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4853 I love your autumn earth salad 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4854 Poor earthlings are still using such primitive tools. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4855 For a bonfire? You know our planet has no oxygen, right? 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4856 When did you develop a conscience? 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
4857 Well, it's quieter than one of those leafblowers... 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4858 Harry, now knew why his neighbors never raked their leaves.1 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4859 They collect them -- they must be valuable. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4860 He said the previous aliens used something called a "leaf blower". 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4861 My aim is just fine. They end up looking like this after we're done anyway. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4862 Now he’ll want to take us to his leader. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4863 I said '"grab him by the SLEEVES." 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4864 Please don't burn them. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4865 I’m telling you, $20 is not enough to charge for this service. 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
4866 NEWSOM? THINK? 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
4867 Practice makes perfect, Maurice. 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
4868 OK, Orka, but if this doesn't get him to buy the vacuum, nothing will! 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4869 Are you sure we're abducting the right earthling? 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4870 If we can add an ungodly sound to it, we might be able to market it. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4871 Fall is my favorite season on Earth. 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
4872 Now, he’ll do whatever we command. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4873 Aliens, first they take our leaves then they take our jobs! 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4874 Of all the Unintelligible Deciduous Excrement Gatherers in the universe, these Unintelligible Deciduous Excrement Gatherers are so much like us. 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
4875 They make better snack foods but seems they're trying to enter the natural food market. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4876 If that's his fork where is his knife ? 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4877 Not even close Zolton go clean the ray guns. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4878 ...and that's when I suspected the aliens went vegan. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4879 Aw c’mon, you’re not supposed to be making the pile bigger. 1.1667 0.06363 60 53 4 3
4880 And at night while they are asleep we fly around and knock more out of the trees 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
4881 I thought humans were supposed to have arms and legs 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4882 You know... you do not need to make the crop circle up to him. 1.1667 0.06363 60 53 4 3
4883 Actually, Captain Zborg, I think Central Command is ordering us to take leave of this place. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4884 Should we thank him for raking them into a pile? 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4885 OCD flaring up again? 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
4886 I really think we should leave... 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4887 While you are removing our trash, please remove all of the white trash in the White House. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4888 Stop that, I ordered you to take leave! 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4889 'Wow, I CAN go when you watch me!' 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
4890 First Moas. Next cornfields. Then anuses. So many anuses. Please tell me this is your last phase. 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
4891 It's called potpourri. Humans can't get enough of this stuff!" 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4892 Last year he voted to defund the Landscapers, and now he does it himself. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4893 Let me help, Earthling. Thank you for not using a gas powered blower. 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
4894 It's a gesture of good will. They hate those things. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4895 They'll never understand our children. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4896 He's the only earthling who isn't wearing a mask! 1.1667 0.06363 60 53 4 3
4897 This is how the patriarch of their species spends the autumnal months? And you say the outdoor work is used as an excuse to avoid unwanted familial interaction? Fascinating. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4898 Bad AIM for such Big Eyes! 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4899 Are we sure that this is what humans use as currency? He seems happy we're taking them. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4900 What do you mean I’m not following the spirit of the mission protocols? We were given explicit instructions to sample all organic matter which “gathers in clusters” in order to save “humanity” 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
4901 Stop collecting mulch, already!! We ran outta bags an hour ago!.. 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
4902 Out-of-this-world sourcing. 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
4903 We like leaves. 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
4904 The rising leaves are pretty this time of year. 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
4905 They’re friendly after all 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
4906 Boy, our Roomba is out of this world! 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4907 Alien Phenomenology 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
4908 Instructions from Star commander, collect " Tea Leaves " not "Tree Leaves captain 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4909 Unidentified flying garbage truck 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
4910 Immigrants are so inventive sometimes... 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4911 I said Leader, not leafpile!! 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
4912 Finally, a heap that leaves! 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4913 Oh no! My precious antique leaves! 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
4914 That’s it, you steer, I hold the laser 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
4915 No, dummy. I said LIFE forms. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4916 Curbside pickup 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4917 Hope they never find out these are as precious as gold! 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
4918 Is there room for me?” #202 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
4919 Was it ”leaves” or ”lives? 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4920 Y’know there’s used to be a great restaurant here. 1.1667 0.06363 60 53 4 3
4921 And I regret it to this day. That’s when I should have stepped into the tractor beam and walked out before 2020 had started 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
4922 That's cheaper than solar power!!! 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4923 Service outsourcing is getting out of hand 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
4924 Maybe this will finally inspire the Earthlings 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
4925 It's for the compost! 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
4926 I felt bad for him 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
4927 2020 was hard. Leaf us alone. 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
4928 Thought you were finished, huh? 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
4929 Let's leave the human - he might have a deadly virus 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4930 Looks like the city hired some new contractors 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4931 Seriously, Klyper. I know they’re pretty colors, but do you have to take the whole pile? 1.1667 0.06363 60 53 4 3
4932 ‘Yup, And I’ll put my other leaders out by the curb Monday morning” 1.1667 0.06363 60 53 4 3
4933 Ok, this procrastination of world conquest by doing small errands is getting ridiculous. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4934 Another outsourced job 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4935 There go the illegal aliens stealing our jobs again. 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
4936 We leaf nothing behind 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4937 They must be valuable. He’s been diligently gatherings them all day. 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
4938 Because EVERYONE can help make our planet a greener space 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
4939 These immigrants are stealing our jobs in ever more sophisticated ways. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4940 They never laugh, but dumping these at their feet makes for hours of hilarity. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4941 Hmmm, okay! 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4942 Time to move again! 1.1667 0.04852 60 52 7 1
4943 Hey, the kids asked for souvenirs! I can’t let them down! 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4944 Don’t you think you’re taking this whole “Only vegan abductions from now on” a little too far? 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4945 Look, you believe what you want to believe, but I’m not going to tip the man just for doing his job. 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
4946 One man’s garbage is another’s treasure 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
4947 I told you we should’ve bought the driverless teleportation model! 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
4948 Take the leaves but please, leaf me alone 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4949 We’re here to study the intelligent creatures of this planet 1.1667 0.06363 60 53 4 3
4950 Leave the hue-man alone Gary 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
4951 Our vegan diet is easy to maintain with help like this.... 1.1667 0.06363 60 53 4 3
4952 'Take me to your leaf blower?' We ARE his leaf blower! 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
4953 Actually a convenient time for you guys to show up 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
4954 His fears of everyday life being different, needed an upgrade. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4955 I heard they had kale chips 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4956 Everybody leaves. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4957 No, the assignment says, “A Pile of Steves.” 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
4958 I wish I was taller. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4959 Take as many specimens as you need. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4960 I said lift me up, not leaf me up! 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
4961 The future of leaf blowing 1.1667 0.06363 60 53 4 3
4962 You see this organic material is less mouthy and doesn’t use the bathroom 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
4963 Next time let’s not wait till the last minute to start our biology project.” 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
4964 Look! I TOLD you them dems are stealing the Trump votes 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4965 Dream the impossible dream 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4966 Let's abduct their most advanced life form. 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
4967 We’re going to have the best fall decorations on the planet 1.1667 0.06363 60 53 4 3
4968 I’ll add this to my list of ‘Things I Don’t Understand About 2020.’ 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4969 You’ve had a tough year, let us help you with those. 1.1667 0.06363 60 53 4 3
4970 This would have been wild in 2012 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4971 We've established contact. Incoming message. Leave. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4972 No, no, no. The line is ‘I want to bee-LIEVE.’ 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
4973 Maybe we should leaf them alone 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
4974 So kiss me and smile for me. Tell me that you'll wait for me. Hold me like you'll never let me go. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4975 I have a doubt now... Maybe it was 'unleash' not 'unleaf'... 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
4976 Damn illegals and their cheap labor 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4977 Glad we could help our human friends the Joneses one-up their neighbors again. 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
4978 Can’t wait to tell the wife we’re rakin’ it in over here 1.1667 0.06363 60 53 4 3
4979 Are the humans counting these again? 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
4980 What a misunderstanding! 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
4981 According to my research, humans collect these specimens every year 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4982 That’s really what you want to take? 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
4983 Caesar said if we help them with the yard they won’t ask too many questions. 1.1667 0.06363 60 53 4 3
4984 I didn't realize this is what you meant when you wanted to leaf through different planets 👀 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4985 I brought you because he suggested ‘we leaf the rest up to someone else’ 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4986 everybody's collecting this stuff. Must be a good thing 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
4987 If humans work that hard to gather them, they must be valuable. 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
4988 Let’s cross that off the grocery list 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
4989 Only bring in the intelligent species 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4990 Trash day already? 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4991 It was supposed to be a surprise! 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
4992 you just can't leaf them alone can you" 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4993 take me all your leafers 1.1667 0.04852 60 52 7 1
4994 ah looks like my fall instalment of leaves just came in 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
4995 Hey come on. Don't you guys have enough stuff up there? 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4996 Now that's what I call symbiosis. 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
4997 I'll bet you there are 108 leaves... 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
4998 Do you mind? We use them for bio-fuel... 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
4999 SpaceX diversifying into managed home appliance services 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
5000 Relax. They’ll just add this to the list of weird things that happened in 2020. They won’t even remember. 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
5001 When Jeff asked for help from above, this isn’t what he meant 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
5002 I’ll help with your fucking leaves, rake boy! 1.1667 0.06363 60 53 4 3
5003 And they thought technology would take their jobs away 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
5004 I said leave him, not leaf him 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
5005 He could really use a break 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
5006 No, it’ll be fine! I saw it on Pinterest. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
5007 I wouldn’t worry about it. This planet named a year long virus after one of their beers. 1.1667 0.06363 60 53 4 3
5008 What else can we do with Zoom? 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
5009 I know you heard that money grows on trees here, but these kinda just look like leaves. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
5010 These are going to look great with my UGGs 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
5011 You're the one who wanted to leave New Mexico because you 'missed the seasons' 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
5012 This way we can reuse them next year." 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
5013 Only older guys look at us that way, cuz they grew up with all the anal probe hysteria. Zoomers never heard about it, since the internet destroyed the monoculture that kept the lie in circulation — also, I think they like putting stuff in their butts 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
5014 Somehow they get the bipeds to do all their bidding. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
5015 Aliens, yard-work, H-1B. There’s definitely a caption here, but I’m afraid of being cancelled. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
5016 The Martians first stage of their planets new terraformation program. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
5017 You're sure the boss said "take me to your leafer" 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
5018 Humans work to collect these for hours. We're going to be rich! 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
5019 What, now you’re too good for rectal probes? 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
5020 We don't have leaves on our planet anymore 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
5021 We've been fooled! We were supposed to be taken to their leader, not their leafer! 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
5022 Now I know why they call them leaves 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
5023 Finally,our fall foliage mission is COMPLETE! 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
5024 Do come back! 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
5025 We could make a fortune with these back home! 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
5026 Aliens: This is an amazing offering of organic material! Human: This is the greatest thing in the universe! 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
5027 Just take the whole thing. 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
5028 Leaves..WE'RE RICH !! 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
5029 Just wanted to give you a hand. We heard all about 2020 in our neck of the woods. 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
5030 I think we have a real money maker here. 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
5031 Leader. LEADER. 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
5032 Yeah, take all you want, makes a great salad. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
5033 You said it's the opposite season there." 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
5034 Wow! That suction is out of this world. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
5035 Quick,call Trump,we may have found Hillary’s missing emails! 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
5036 i told you to stop for fuel, 10,000 yards ago. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
5037 Let’s go already. We got our intelligent life samples already. 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
5038 Does this mean our property taxes will go up? 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
5039 There...I'm leaving him alone. 1.1639 0.06264 61 54 4 3
5040 Let's hit Maple Street next. 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
5041 If this doesn't get earthlings attention, I don't know what will. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
5042 Going from one vacuum to another. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
5043 That does it--this is my last day teaching driver ed! 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
5044 Apparently the Joneses used undocumented aliens, but we leave it spotless. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
5045 For this large yard, I think we should charge $40. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
5046 He sure doesn't look very appreciative... 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
5047 Leaves are our planet’s pumpkin spice. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
5048 The trees know everything. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
5049 You've lined it up, now cut it hard to the right and use your mirrors! 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
5050 Look, if the humans work so hard to collect them they've got to be worth something... 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
5051 I’m making a scrapbook of my vacation 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
5052 Why are the leaves in the shape of masks? 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
5053 see, I told you he wouldn’t mind 1.1639 0.06264 61 54 4 3
5054 Somebody's got to clean up after them 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
5055 I can not believe that after the humans rake these they just leaf them on the ground...Carl that joke is horrible 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
5056 Yeah right, intelligent life. You missed the human, again. 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
5057 Oh great, the leaf peepers finally leave and heeere come the leaf probers... 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
5058 I’m still not clear on why I had to rake them first. 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
5059 Human be like - ‘Take me too’ 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
5060 They must be valuable, or earthlings wouldn't keep gathering them. Unfortunately, we haven't been able to find a use for them. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
5061 Take me to their *leader*, I said. 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
5062 I wonder if he takes cash? 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
5063 Finally, a leaf-sucker after all these years of leaf-blowing! 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
5064 You were right. It's the perfect place to dump our leaves! 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
5065 Now put them in the neighbor’s yard and let’s get the hell out of here. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
5066 Don't give them any ideas. Remember, we hold the patent on the leaf blower. 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
5067 I said let’s leave. 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
5068 I told you the suburbs would be boring. 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
5069 Because I feel sorry for the earthling, alright! Raking with no gloves on can cause blisters. 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
5070 Immigrants! 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
5071 Oh Klaatu, just a few more! I want to give the bridge a cozy, autumnal vibe 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
5072 Dump detritus on another planet is talior-made situation for us. 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
5073 We're already 12% behind schedule because of your compulsive tidying! 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
5074 It's useless. Leaf it bro! 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
5075 Can I leave with you? 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
5076 Ooh, I've never seen these things before 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
5077 I’m telling you, the more we drop, the more he’ll rake. Humans always yield to the almighty HOA. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
5078 These will be so new age exotic as a wall decoration! 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
5079 They really believe money doesn't grow on trees! 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
5080 Gnarly dude! I am going to go on brake for the day, ok? 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
5081 Maybe these guys have the vaccine. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
5082 I hope they know to compost that. 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
5083 Finally, the leaves of white supremacy begin to fall. Let’s help them to get rid of them ad infinitum. 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
5084 Let's help. These beings are obviously dying to leave this crazy planet. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
5085 I guess they figured the cows they took got to eat something. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
5086 I guess im a belieber . . @justinbieber 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
5087 You know, we have leaf blowers. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
5088 No reason we can't be good galactic neighbors. 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
5089 Would you mind coming again next Tuesday? 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
5090 You have to start from the ground up. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
5091 Forget crop circles, let’s scatter these all over his neighbor’s yard. 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
5092 No, I said: Let's leave. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
5093 The cow likes them. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
5094 I didn't go to the Space Academy just to be a Smartphone app. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
5095 I'm getting these leaves for my wife. Everybody knows that alien wives love leaves. Maybe if you had gotten Courtney some leaves she wouldn't have left...Susan told me we're taking Courtney's side. I'm not allowed to hang out with you anymore. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
5096 It's just a way to pick up a little extra cash before heading home. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
5097 These will look great on our mantelpiece. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
5098 There's nothing like helping the less fortunate. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
5099 I am just being a good neighbor, Cynthia! 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
5100 Pull up another couple feet, we're going to need that rake too. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
5101 Dude, he said "leave me alone" not "leaf me alone". 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
5102 Puts a whole new spin on fall clean up. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
5103 Paul was right, the Earth foliage is beautiful this time of year. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
5104 Long ago we taught them to put these treasures into piles. Now they think it is their idea. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
5105 OK. Good! When they say "Klaatu Barada Nikto" you leave them be! 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
5106 Thank you very mulch." 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
5107 No, no, you're wrong. He's been caressing them with that instrument; they must be important to the local government. 1.1552 0.06415 58 52 3 3
5108 So then I says, make like a tree and leaf. 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
5109 If we gotta prod a specimen, let's pick the one with the longest appendage 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
5110 If we wait for him to put them at the curb will miss the buffet. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
5111 Dammit! More illegals taking my job! 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
5112 These will make great mulch for the Triffid garden. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
5113 I told you they worship us. They pile up their offering and are thrilled when we beam it up! 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
5114 Take the leaves, they don't have COVID, and can't fight back. 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
5115 Why is he letting us take his compost? 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
5116 I hope he pays this forward. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
5117 Leaf litter lifter engaged, Captain! 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
5118 2021 is looking up... 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
5119 Can you believe this guy rakes leaves in a sport coat?" J Thomas Boston, M 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
5120 Please leave us be. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
5121 I'm getting tired of doing the jobs Americans don't want to do. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
5122 Phone Elon and tell him we solved the leaf-blower problem; oh, also tell him there is no way he will visit our neighborhood with those pointy little rockets. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
5123 For my composter. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
5124 It must be a convention going on! They were gathering all their small folks together in an arena! 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
5125 It's so nice of them to rake them into piles. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
5126 Yes, apparently they are called storm chips and are quite tasty. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
5127 How many more GOP Amicus Brief participants do we need to re-educate? 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
5128 This being doesn't seem to mind us abducting his gathered offspring. Hurry before he wields that weapon in defense. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
5129 Ingratiation is the first step to crushing our victims. They use it in politics. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
5130 Finally, some intelligent life form. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
5131 I can't believe they're giving it to us for nothing! 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
5132 We have enough compost now. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
5133 Step into the leaves and we'll beam you up, Scotty. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
5134 Okay, I’ll bag them! 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
5135 Heavens, this is the most amazing leaf vac I have ever seen - not even Amazon sells these 1.1552 0.03732 58 50 8 0
5136 I just raked those! 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
5137 I don't know what they are, but they must be important. He gathers them, packs them carefully into sacks, and then a big, iron vehicle takes them away for safekeeping. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
5138 The translator said it meant “leaves” or “ballots.” I figured nobody would want me to steal ballots. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
5139 Take them, but leave me alone. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
5140 Forget it. Not enough to fill even a little black hole. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
5141 iRobot vacuum for the yard 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
5142 His wife will be angry when she hears about us again. 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
5143 He said every one of them is their leader. 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
5144 For you, plant-based... for me... 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
5145 Did the big bipedal one or the little botanical ones shout out “Leave us be’’”? 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
5146 If I Uber these guys to Alpha Centauri, I can pay this jalopy off early. 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
5147 That’s half the work. 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
5148 Well, I'll be. They invented a leaf sucker! 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
5149 Amazing, tastes just like zyggle! 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
5150 NO! Beam up THE RAKE! 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
5151 It was far too late by the time we realized that "To Serve Trees" was a cookbook! 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
5152 Not all of us are vegetarians. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
5153 This is what they meant by "out of this world yard cleaning service" 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
5154 They did say that their yard care was “out of this world.” 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
5155 Face it, we don't have this wonderful change of seasons back on Blorzak. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
5156 Let's show this primitive species with their rakes how it's done. 1.1552 0.06415 58 52 3 3
5157 He said he invited you to dinner. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
5158 I’m glad they haven’t discovered how delicious these are. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
5159 Leaf my leaves alone. 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
5160 People of Earth just don't appreciate our generosity! 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
5161 I don't know?....he appears to offering little resistance 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
5162 I can’t believe they don’t want these things. They taste great! 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
5163 I always hire Aliens to do my yardwork! 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
5164 Zeek, leave the leaves! 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
5165 I promise next time we'll visit your favorite restaurant, if they accept alien credit. 1.1552 0.04469 58 51 6 1
5166 They were supposed to take us to their LEADER, with a D, not an F! 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
5167 Should we ask him to collect more fuel? 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
5168 Alien driving school: Good job Sally but the mission is to abduct a human, not yard waste. 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
5169 Commander, I'm an antivivisectionist. 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
5170 I want to de-leave. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
5171 Geez, Phil, that's it? Have you learned nothing from their movies about us??!? 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
5172 Affirmative, Captain. Sampling the only intelligent life form, here. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
5173 Once we've beamed these all up, he'll be so pleased with us that he'll WANT to get aboard! 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
5174 I do appreciate the help,but it’s a bit on invasion. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
5175 That's what I'm talkin' about. 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
5176 We can start a lawn service, too. 1.1552 0.06415 58 52 3 3
5177 From what I’ve seen, only we can prevent forest fires. 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
5178 Do you think he'll mind sharing sharing his dinner with us? 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
5179 Just sweeping the terrain. 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
5180 Take as many as you can. They must be of great value for him to be collecting them. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
5181 This will prove there’s death on planet Earth. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
5182 Throw in some more. They need to keep busy. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
5183 If they’re not edible, we’ll try him next. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
5184 One of their famous explorers was also a Leif! 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
5185 Trust me, they always taste better browned and tossed! 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
5186 Don't blame me! I directed the computer to beam up the nearest intelligent life. 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
5187 Hovering Landscapers: we come from Outer Space,are germ and weed free,and accept Bit Coin 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
5188 Now let's beam them down into his neighbor's yard, but make it look like he did it. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
5189 One more load, then it's a trip to the landfill. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
5190 Earthling potpourri lacks fragrance. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
5191 No, no! I said beam up the Jeeves, not the leaves! 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
5192 We will clean up the rest of your lawn if you take me to your leader... 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
5193 Are we doing any good here? 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
5194 No, that's the compost ray." 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
5195 Look, Neutrina, all I'm saying is that we don't want them to get their hopes up. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
5196 He seems really down to Earth. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
5197 Rake up your own leaves, if you don't mind. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
5198 Don't forget, we can beam up the check! 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
5199 Next he'll bag poop for us! 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
5200 Wait'll this guy sees what it costs to recycle this stuff to exoplanet Buru, eh? 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
5201 I said, “Take me to their LEADER!” 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
5202 If he asks questions, just say we're disrupting something. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
5203 Earthlings still in a food gathering culture. Not advanced enough to know this stuff needs some garlic and olive oil to make it palatable 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
5204 Humanoids bleh. Crispy things tasty. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
5205 So primitive! Raking? Mulching? No, convert the matter in the leaves directly into energy. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
5206 He's hoarding them, so they must be valuable. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
5207 You were supposed to be here Thursday. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
5208 Dog, I could have swore you said we were searching for new “leaf forms.” 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
5209 I believe we shall be rewarded for collecting these valuable pieces to which Earthlings relinquish great amounts of leisure time. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
5210 This year they’re not even fazed by stuff like this. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
5211 Interesting...even the gardeners are outsourcing these days. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
5212 This is how they make coffee! 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
5213 We can eat these. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
5214 These’ll look great on our Thanksgiving table. 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
5215 Dummy, I told you we need to leave this godforsaken planet now! 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
5216 These things sure didn't turn out to be as world-changing as they promised. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
5217 when mom tells you to clean the yard so you call your friends 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
5218 We'll start with the intelligent life form and work our way down from there. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
5219 This is one giant leaf for Mars-kind! 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
5220 Less work for me I suppose! 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
5221 Oh my god, X'ranth you gemini! I can't believe you're stealing its sustenance! 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
5222 They're so pretty in the fall. Too bad I'm allergic. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
5223 Good test. Let's go back and get a whole load this time. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
5224 Zap them up, we will study what was once leaves showcasing the seasons of each Earthlings' lives.... In Covid Hell, the leaves may resonate as hope for tomorrow. Take them! 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
5225 Hey, it's the least we can do. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
5226 Are you sure it wasn’t spring ahead, fall back? 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
5227 We’ve evaluated mankind and this is all we’re interested in. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
5228 Look, I agree he seems skeptical but at least is not outright hostile! 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
5229 I expect a tax receipt for my sizable donation. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
5230 We always take the smartest first. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
5231 What's the standard waiter's tip, here 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
5232 Well,that makes 40 hours of community service. Let 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
5233 Is this what they mean when they say aliens steal American jobs? 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
5234 Earth's flora are indeed intriguing, but let's not beam the fauna up. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
5235 Help yourself. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
5236 Wait! Are you legal or illegal aliens? 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
5237 I got it on Amazon! 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
5238 We’re here for our curbside pick up. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
5239 We were told aliens have to do all of the hard work here. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
5240 I keep telling you to see your optometrist- your aim really has gone worse since you got LASIK. 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
5241 You gotta love this curb-side service" 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
5242 Eh, thanks guys, but couldn’t you have done that BEFORE I raked the whole yard? 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
5243 Huh, it's almost as if he's never had a neighbor laser up his leaves before... 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
5244 I think we’re on to something with this leafshare gig economy. 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
5245 We're only supposed to take samples of intelligent life 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
5246 I always thought people were saying: ‘Take me to your leader,’ but I guess it was ‘leafer’. 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
5247 Just your average friendly neighborhood aliens 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
5248 ‘We’ll leaf it from here’ 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
5249 With a leaf, we can talk to the forest. With so many leaves, we can talk to the life. 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
5250 These will go perfectly in our wreath! 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
5251 Don't you have enough space debris from us? 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
5252 Let’s go dump ‘em in some dead grass. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
5253 So, this is what they call money" 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
5254 Of course I'm collecting the leaves, They said any work produced in 2020 is historical 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
5255 They still can't get over pyramid like piles and dead corpses, can they? 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
5256 When I said they’re taking our jobs, I didn’t mean LITERALLY. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
5257 Everyone knows it’s intergalactic leaf collecting season 1.1552 0.04796 58 51 6 1
5258 Unbelievable! They even put them in piles for us. Like they’re nothing! 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
5259 Blork, I keep telling you. If it turns out money grows on trees after all, we’re gonna be RICH! 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
5260 No one’s gonna beleave this. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
5261 I thought Wednesday was leaf pick up day 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
5262 These new robo-vacuums are out of this world. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
5263 Do these go to your mother or mine? 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
5264 One man’s waste, is another planet’s treasure. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
5265 Do you really think this herbal remedy for Boss's hemorroids is worth an 8 light years trip? 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
5266 Is this the popcorn we came to colonize them for? 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
5267 now we are going to really enjoy that Nat King Cole song 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
5268 After the aliens realised dry leaves were more interesting than the majority of humans, garden clearing became a trifle 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
5269 I told you I knew a good spot for dried Earth leaves! Why pay for intergalactic shipping when we can DIY our own autumn vibes? 🍂🍁 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
5270 I know hearts and minds is how we'll win the war but this seems a bit excessive. 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
5271 - Ed’s daughter had the winning entry in the science fair. It was out of this world 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
5272 Finally... you can finish DIY project #765,899! I suppose you will post this on Insta-galaxy like all the others? 1.1552 0.06415 58 52 3 3
5273 And all this time I was worried about robots taking my job 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
5274 Aliens are stealing our jobs once again; we need to build a roof! 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
5275 Told ya, 'Aliens' are taking all our jobs s 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
5276 ...that was all I had to do today 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
5277 Don’t leaf me here alone! 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
5278 I said the blower not the beam! 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
5279 I should have known my gardener was an illegal alien 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
5280 Usually I pay my neighbor’s kid, but in 2020 this seemed safer. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
5281 Are you sure the the translation was "Take me to your leafer"? 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
5282 Our beams are only attracted to intelligent life 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
5283 I've got the feeling that these are going to be more useful than the humans you were looking for. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
5284 THEY’RE DEAD. TAKE THEM BACK. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
5285 And you're sure they said 'fallen leaves' not 'fallen chiefs'? 1.1552 0.06415 58 52 3 3
5286 Doesn’t look like cash to me... 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
5287 2020, you surprise me everyday 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
5288 We’ll never make it in the landscaping business if you keep on picking up one leaf at a time. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
5289 Lol “You’ll never pass your road test if you keep this up” 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
5290 we will leaf in peace 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
5291 when someone offers to help me with work I already finished. 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
5292 When I said we had to collect samples of dead organisms, this was not what I meant 1.1525 0.05829 59 52 5 2
5293 Only "we" can prevent forest fires 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
5294 You aimed too low again. 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
5295 Wonder what will be in his collected leaves? 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
5296 You're right, let's prank him with snow next. 1.1525 0.05829 59 52 5 2
5297 How long is that lawn service contract? 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
5298 And the leaves, we agree, rule the world,” sung one alien to the other, with glee, as they discover a new power source and 70’s music 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
5299 Were you going to get rid of that in the next yard? 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
5300 Now this is how you do peeper season! 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
5301 This should be enough to get to Alpha Centurauri and their primative guard seems spaced out.” Joe Casino, East Rockaway, N 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
5302 The judge should have specified it would be OUTER-community service. 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
5303 We'll walk in leaves of gold! 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
5304 I thought we're supposed to get the thieves? 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
5305 Leaf vacuuming - what a great part-time gig. 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
5306 Remember when we had to use rakes? 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
5307 Are you sure that taking these objects back to our planet will teach us about their culture? 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
5308 Tomorrow, laundry? 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
5309 Oh no our ship is stuck on a translucent cone full of leaves 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
5310 It must be of great importance ,why else would they spend so much time and effort accumulating it. 1.1525 0.06310 59 53 3 3
5311 Could you please take the ones from my backyard too? Don't forget to drop them off next door! 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
5312 We could always use some extra terrestrial. 1.1525 0.05829 59 52 5 2
5313 Prepare the maple probe. 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
5314 Little do they know that these leaves are the main ingredient in the drug that completely eradicates COVID. 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
5315 That’s a cool leaf blower. Does Home Depot carry those? 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
5316 Good neighbors. 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
5317 What a rookie mistake! 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
5318 Only five leaves left 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
5319 We come for leaves. 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
5320 We making a killing turning them into Christmas trees and selling them. 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
5321 At the current exchange rate, this job supports my whole planet. 1.1525 0.05829 59 52 5 2
5322 So this whole time we were looking for their "leafer"? 1.1525 0.05829 59 52 5 2
5323 Hang on, did they say leaf or Leif? 1.1525 0.05829 59 52 5 2
5324 Still less noise pollution than a leaf blower. 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
5325 Glad to help 1.1525 0.05829 59 52 5 2
5326 If he’s not going to jump in them, best believe we will. 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
5327 We really need to find a non-carbon fuel source Arnie 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
5328 We’ll charge by the leaf. 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
5329 I knew earthlings would be upset if we social distanced from them. They still think it’s a hoax. 1.1525 0.05829 59 52 5 2
5330 Your hoarding is out of this world 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
5331 Don't worry, they'll do it as well when they've ran out of their trees 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
5332 he’s just spent hours gathering these small items, they must be worth something. 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
5333 Despite the evidence before him, Bob still believes in the Leafgate Conspiracy Theory. 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
5334 you have enough going on 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
5335 Of all the conspiracy theories out there, this is the one that turned out to be true? 1.1525 0.06310 59 53 3 3
5336 These things they call leaves must be valuable, because I see all the humans raking them in! 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
5337 I used to work for the D.P.W. back home on Mars. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
5338 For an earthling he is foolish, said we could keep them all! 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
5339 The leaves are leaving. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
5340 hey! i was gonna compose that 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
5341 Is it really 'Take me to your leafer?' 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
5342 Time for us to leaf. OR Take us to your leafier. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
5343 They just look tastier 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
5344 We should audition for "Shark Tank", this invention would sell like hotcakes! 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
5345 They seem to think these are highly valuable. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
5346 This is the newest and best alternative: get the Martians to take our trash away. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
5347 Be careful. He complained to management after the last pickup. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
5348 Can I take you to our leader? 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
5349 This’ll do for now, but the real money is in garbage collection. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
5350 I heard it is a good source of roughage. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
5351 I told you we're too late for leaf peeping this year. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
5352 leaf it, after 2020 nothing impresses them anyore... 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
5353 Didn’t he get the memo about leaf blowers? 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
5354 For the whole gastronomic experience don't forget that fork. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
5355 It's not part of the official probe...I need to solve this mystery for my own selfish interest 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
5356 Just wait till you see how they take the trash away 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
5357 Out-(of this world)-sourcing 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
5358 I know what's it like to rake florglesnorgles back home. Jut doing him a solid. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
5359 Another job Americans won't do. Welcome Immigrants! 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
5360 I'm thinking maybe we misunderstood what they meant by "leaving", don't you? 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
5361 Do you want the rake, too 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
5362 We get don’t know what the four seasons means, but this species, apparently, responds to landscaping. 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
5363 I hope they never Leaf Me Alone. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5364 You won't have to hold it much longer, son, and it's the best toilet paper in the universe. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
5365 I think we have gathered enough evidence of the fall of man. 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
5366 He said it's their form of currency. 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
5367 It's community service for probe violations. Now do the gutters. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
5368 We found the earthling who cleans up martian doo-doo. 1.1455 0.04798 55 49 5 1
5369 Their custom is to perform several small favors before attempting to initiate the probing sequence. 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
5370 And to think we cut through their security like it wasn't there. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5371 Next, let's spread them back all over his lawn and see how he reacts. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
5372 You're hired. Can I get you guys some cervezas? Corona? 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5373 With a little seasoning, they could sustain us. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5374 Klaatu barada nikto" 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
5375 Independence Day 3: Retirement 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
5376 Once we get them using leaf blowers, we got em! 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5377 I know you're bored Etlindae, but this is not OK! 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5378 The foliage is strong with this one. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5379 Now that we have the specimens we can finally crack the code: why does #leaves #fall mean so much to them? 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
5380 We’ll make a killing off of these on ETBay. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5381 And now to that big box place for marshmallows. 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
5382 Damn foreigners, always taking jobs from us hard working Americans. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5383 I wonder how much this is going to raise my taxes! 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5384 Yeah. That’s what I meant by “pile of human trash.” 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5385 'He said to make sure we burn them when we get home.' 1.1455 0.06574 55 50 2 3
5386 Bydorg may have wanted us to help them in a more meaningful way. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5387 Unmet need!This could get you that horn you've wanted in the middle of your head. 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
5388 They won't notice another small batch of garbage among all the other piles they already have. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5389 So long as they never discover the astounding energy content of dry leaves... 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
5390 Careful. Don't bring him up too or we'll have to dissect him as well. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5391 No, leave is not the plural of leaf. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5392 The best leaf vac yet! 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5393 The hard part was training them to rake the leaves in piles. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
5394 We will leave no trace of our visit here. 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
5395 I think he enjoys raking ... suck him up too. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5396 It's for future investment Dee Dee. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
5397 No! No! No! It’s b-u-r-n not b-e-a-m! 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5398 Hey! Leave 'em somewhere else, will ya?! 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
5399 We were sent here to rake in dough. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5400 We clean his yard and he's introduce us to his leader, Donald Trump! 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5401 That should be enough to get us home. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5402 Self service sucks! You getting the windshield? 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
5403 Stop complaining!—At least it's not jail time and he'll get to eat out on this for months. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
5404 Toggle to the right about three feet, Numbskull! 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5405 Perhaps the earthling has never heard of the planet Rumba. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
5406 We’re going to charge for the yard clean up, aren’t we? 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
5407 With the new administration coming in, our alien nation can start probing life forms again starting with these more interesting leaves. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5408 ned told me to pick up a few humans to probe- I think these are it. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5409 Let's see the look on his face when we turn off the tractor beam and turn on the hypersonic leaf blower. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5410 I hear, whatever that is, that they like to put them in books, whatever they are 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5411 Add unwitting incubator of extraterrestrial aliens to my skill set. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5412 If they're worthless, why would his wife make such a big deal about how he hadn't gathered them? 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
5413 So just beam them back down onto the neighbor's yard? 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
5414 Should we thank him for gathering our larvae in one convenient spot? 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5415 It's not really gold . . . 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5416 On our last trip we discovered that these were actually the most intelligent examples of life on this planet. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
5417 Look at how confused everyone's gonna be 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
5418 Thanks for your wife, Steve. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
5419 are you from dyson? 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
5420 Now I have seen everything ,a giant leaf vacuum all the way from outer space. How much more are our taxes going up now?? 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5421 I hope you have a big mulcher back home. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5422 I hope they come more often! 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
5423 I found the fuel's location by leafing through the owner's manual. 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
5424 What pull does he have over us? 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5425 They're collected then blown on to a neighbor's lawn with a special device. Obviously part of a sacred ritual. We'll replicate, mass produce and spread them throughout their suburbs. They'll be overwhelmed with gratitude. 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
5426 Now that we have your attention, take us to your seeder. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5427 After you finish this can you take my wife? 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
5428 We're lucky Four Seasons Landscaping outsourced it's fall cleanup. 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
5429 I think they meant it's fall for humans, not fall of the humans 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
5430 This will do wonders for my composting 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
5431 Next year, let’s surprise him with a sweet ride he’ll never remember. 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
5432 I want to go outside and rake the leaves, it's no fun just sitting here, pushing a button. 1.1455 0.06574 55 50 2 3
5433 Let's see what sort of impression this leaves. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5434 Our work here sucks. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
5435 Best to get a few more, the statues are wanting. 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
5436 What a releaf! The tractor beam is working. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5437 You suppose he's offended? 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
5438 Get every damn last one of them! 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
5439 I can't beĺieve they leave money lying around in piles like that. 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
5440 Don't resist, Earthling. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5441 Mork to earth: Your toilet paper was more useful, but harder to find. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5442 I said grab him by the sleeves, not leaves. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5443 These new Amazon services are getting a little out of hand 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5444 Screw the leaves, beam me up! 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5445 It’s great! I found these aliens outside Home Depot this morning! 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
5446 Mismumlavwal asked if I'd help her with an interplanetary collage for school. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5447 It's working nicely, now let's try to abduct that human. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5448 The Overlord's instruction was to gather what we could and leave. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5449 He’s Collecting them! They must be of Great Value! 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
5450 Last year I swear they were green. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5451 Earthlings say, "Love it or leaf it!" 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5452 It's Commander Giuliani's idea in case we need Four Seasons Total Landscaping again. 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
5453 Beam me up Autumn! 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5454 Careful with the beam on these suburban lawns… I don’t want another close encounter of the turd kind. 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
5455 Wow, this craftvac really gets right in there! 1.1455 0.04798 55 50 4 1
5456 Always important to clean out the ship’s gutters before driving home. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5457 I wonder if they mow lawns? 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5458 We will leave them our technology. 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
5459 The Earthman’s offerings are meager. Besides, he gave us a lousy tip last Christmas. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
5460 Listen, Quillzarr. Sometimes you just need to mentally recharge, go to the park and feed the local fauna. Enjoy the little things in life, yanno? 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
5461 This is obviously their monetary system-they gather it everywhere. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
5462 You really are bad at your job, you know that? 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5463 So glad we got the Hybrid,so much easier than all that anal probing and so quiet. Yes less screaming and the free raking is a nice bonus. I forget do we tip? 1.1455 0.06574 55 50 2 3
5464 Good job! Now, turn on your high beam and adjust your mirrors so we can practice teleporting a heavier object. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
5465 It was the only intelligent species we could find! 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
5466 Wow, even the aliens know what "suck it up" means! 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5467 Let's leave that guy there. Get it? 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5468 ‘“Do you think there is a vacuum company that might be interested in our product” 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
5469 That's one way to make fossil fuel 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5470 "That is not the way to make a crop circle." 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
5471 Shh, he'll think we're just a new Amazon service 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
5472 Sweet! How much can we buy with this? 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5473 They must be valuable, Zorg, or that carbon unit would not be amassing them. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5474 Well god damm it, I’m tryna sweep here! 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5475 Sally! You know we have no room for more 'objets d'art'! 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
5476 Ok I got it - tell him we will "leaf" him alone. 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
5477 Whoa, wishing on the brightest star does work! Thanks fellas...what? Oh yeah, these Fall leaves are a great breakfast snack. 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
5478 I'm getting a bit upset when every Fall they give us the same frequent flyer rewards. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5479 And to think they actually burn them here. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
5480 Doesn't he remind you of the kid that almost came with our parents? 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5481 As they say in the old galaxy.. A smoke in the hand is worth two in the afterburner. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5482 Just because Earthlings carefully collect these in a pile does not mean that they are valuable. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5483 They've voted and it was successful...bring them home... 1.1455 0.06574 55 50 2 3
5484 Their other brown foliage collator? It really blows. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5485 It’s like Trump said- they’re taking our jobs! 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
5486 To Serve Man.” It’s a gardening book 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
5487 This will make great compost! 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5488 -Phil, I don't think that's the life form we need. -Shut up, George! 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5489 Talk about unprecedented times. 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
5490 Secure knowledge from their leader, not foliage from a weeder 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
5491 Look at how much of it he's gathered. Must be valuable. Easy grab. We'll rule here! 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5492 If he collects them they must be valuable. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5493 He wants to know if we can mulch and bring them back? .... Tell him we'll have to charge double. Tell him thanks for calling Intergalactic Lawn Service. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5494 I am telling you,there is something special about tree poop. Why else would he spend 10 hours of his miserable existence to rake it together? 1.1455 0.06574 55 50 2 3
5495 I heard these were highly collectible. 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
5496 What are you doing in my garden? 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
5497 I haven't totally been paying attention but I'm pretty sure they exchange these for goods and services. 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
5498 Hmm, I guess the new iRobot vacuum is finally on Amazon. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5499 ’Whistle. Snort. Gag. Long buzz. Whoopie cushion sound.”(Translation: Get the hot water ready for some out of this world tea.)” 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5500 It’s take me to your leader, not leaver... now move over and let me take the wheel. 1.1455 0.06574 55 50 2 3
5501 Sure, tell the news about us; nobody will be-leaf you. That is one of your Earth Puns. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
5502 Naniii?! Dont think too much of yourselves. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5503 The only reason we are here is because that Four Michelin Star diner on Goormrhic makes these taste so damn good. Why not just take the tree and the caretaker? 1.1455 0.04798 55 49 5 1
5504 You know, this is all they need to start a new world religion. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
5505 Grandpa said he couldn’t phone home because he dropped his cell somewhere around here. Let’s keep looking; we’ll find it. 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
5506 A little salt, a little lime and they taste awesome. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
5507 How was your visit to Area 51? 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5508 These could help us understand what makes these aliens tick. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5509 We'll start our invasion harshly: by removing their giant leaf piles. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5510 Let's leave him alone. We reached out quota. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
5511 Would you like to see me do my impression of Jeremy Irons doing his impression of Claus von Bulow doing his impression of Queen Victoria? 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
5512 We've almost got enough to hide the ship so no one will know we're here. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
5513 "They are not the human. 1.1455 0.03594 55 48 7 0
5514 These humans think they can mess with entropy. Let's show them how it's really done. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5515 Mom told us to pick up some tor-tree-ia chips on the way home. 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
5516 Those illegal aliens are stealing all our jobs! 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
5517 Shoot.. did I call the Four Seasons Universal Landscaping? 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5518 2015 reaction: WTF??? 2020 reaction: Thanks for the help, I am going to binge watch Queen’s Gambit now. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5519 Do you think they’ll notice? 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5520 Could you go around and get that pile in the front yard? 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
5521 Are you sure you read the manual right, Keith? Social distancing rules apply to beams, too? 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
5522 Okay, great, I had no idea what to do with these once I raked them. Hashtag millennial, am I right? 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
5523 They call it, being a ‘good semaritan’. You should try it! 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5524 Great, now this job’s been outsourced to outsiders as well. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5525 I think I've found the reason why aliens are always hanging in backyards. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5526 I still can’t believe we’re co starring in Billie Eilish’s “Autumn in New York” video! 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5527 I can't imagine the amount of waste created by the world before universal recycling. 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
5528 meh, just another Amazon prime service. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5529 You humans won't need it now that you are on the verge of extinction! 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
5530 We’ve gotta stockpile, there won’t be any trees next year. 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
5531 We will be leafing now. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
5532 It started with the leaf blower 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5533 Make like a tree and leave? I don’t understand earthling humor. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
5534 We’ve felt bad just watching this year. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
5535 Marge, the Coneheads got a fancy French leaf blower. 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
5536 now I'm a true beleafer 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
5537 Well, you could have at least appeared before I piled them up for you. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5538 Are these those extra votes Trump keeps talking about? 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5539 Leave it to us to pick up where the humans left off. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5540 Let’s suck all the shit up from this planet 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
5541 I can’t believe we traveled across the galaxy to find an exotic ingredient for the cooking contest 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
5542 Don’t mess with us, other worldly people. We have plenty of our own to handle. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5543 I told you the leaf blower package was worth the extra money. 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
5544 And the recipe calls for 30 Earth leaves... what’s he looking at? You think he expects a tip? Humans...it’s as if they’ve never been intergalactic grocery shopping. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5545 Mighty kind of you and all, but I'm still telling my wife I was the one who raked those up. 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
5546 I believe they call this: raking in the dough 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5547 Nice leaves, idiot haha 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
5548 They call themselves advanced yet they still prefer the syrup. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5549 „You need to work on your aim, man.” 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5550 This planet will help elevate our Pinterest Autumn crafts to galactic heights. 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
5551 They're all infected so plan B it is 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5552 I mean , atleast their fuel is ecofriendly 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5553 Oh, come on! It's the third Tuesday in a row that he forgot bag his leaves for pickup! 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
5554 Illegal aliens are stealing our jobs again 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
5555 Just because I wasn't going to compost? 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
5556 Finally, some help from the other side of the aisle 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
5557 Hey i don't think the sailor guy would like 'this' leaf. 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
5558 Captain Kirk was from Canada. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
5559 Honey, I really don’t think they are potato chips. 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
5560 Just the leaves. 2020’s already probed him. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
5561 We pay $45 an hour for that work on Omega 3 1.1429 0.05937 56 50 4 2
5562 Gee, I wonder how they charge an hour to do that. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
5563 Hon, this is why I said to make sure you called Martin's lawn service. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
5564 This guy thought a leaf blower was high tech. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
5565 Isn’t it great that our planet’s economy is leaf based? 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
5566 "The leaves don't squirm as much when you probe them" 1.1429 0.04718 56 50 5 1
5567 I've been meaning to get something for the wife. 1.1429 0.05937 56 50 4 2
5568 I hate it when the leaves go down your shirt. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
5569 These will be taken by their neighbor’s yard if we don’t get them first! 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
5570 I thought you said this planet was deserted! 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
5571 No humans today, Xlytron, and no trials needed. We're gonna strike gold with this one. If Potpourri can heal our Galactical Sector, I'm sure it can also for the others. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
5572 Upskilling after the pandemic. “Are you sure he will know what to do with them?” 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
5573 Am I really less interesting than these leaves? 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
5574 There has to be an easier way to make some spare money for the holidays. 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
5575 Life at last! 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
5576 If they weren't so valuable, why collect them? 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
5577 Did we just spoil somebody's lockdown fun? 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
5578 Wait til the big guy sees what we’ve scored. He won’t believe that the inhabitants just throw it out. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
5579 Oddly enough,we find no evidence of this nutrient in their wastewater. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
5580 And if I leave this job where would you put that spotlight? 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
5581 Well I warned you this mission would really suck! 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
5582 Now he's guarding all the things he's collected, they must be valuable. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
5583 I really thought this gig would be automation-proof 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
5584 time to leaf earth 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
5585 If only the humans knew what we do with them... 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
5586 Let's see if they really go extinct with more unemployment. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
5587 The only thing worth salvaging 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
5588 you said you wanted earth grown organic confetti 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
5589 They never said illegal aliens stealing our jobs would be so nice. 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
5590 They are merely of terrestrial origin, but to us they're something extra. 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
5591 Trust me. When they finish the wall, we are gonna make millions. 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
5592 these must be good - else why would he collect them 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
5593 I promised my wife a souvenir 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
5594 These things must be valuable- they obviously don't grow on trees. 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
5595 Next we go over to Miss Blanchett's house and dump these on her front porch. 1.1379 0.05741 58 52 4 2
5596 Leaf it to Beamer 1.1379 0.05741 58 52 4 2
5597 We have to patent this. 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
5598 Earthlings collect rocks. We will collect leaves to save on fuel for the trip back. 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
5599 You have no idea how hard it is to get good compost. 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
5600 Once we reconstitute them, they'll be great in our smoothies. 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
5601 Bob's Lawn Care Service. They may be illegal, we aren't sure, but they are DEFINITELY aliens! 1.1379 0.05741 58 52 4 2
5602 The end...you literally came at the end. 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
5603 They seem to be the smartest lifeform here. 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
5604 — and when they’re just about finished, we send them more leaves 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
5605 They took our jobs! 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
5606 Are you sure it's 'take us to your leaf-er?' 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
5607 I got it at Hammacher Schlemmer! 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
5608 Those flaky things must be worth a lot. So much time is spent collecting them. 1.1373 0.06275 51 46 3 2
5609 Stupid earthlings burn the best salad greens! 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
5610 Beats a wheelbarrow any day! 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
5611 Leaf it 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
5612 I heard this is what those Californians be smokin... we better take this back to our planet 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
5613 I can’t be-leaf you made us stop in 2020.... 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
5614 sqirrul 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
5615 UFO leaves 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
5616 Should I put my penis in it? 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
5617 There goes my job security. 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
5618 This reminds me of the movie Contactless. 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
5619 In a decade we will arrive home with these red and gold objects, bringing beauty to our colorless world!" 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
5620 This beaming-up stuff is really getting to be too much, Scotty! 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
5621 Glad we scooped up this cash before he burned it. Humanoids don't make any sense to me. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
5622 I should stop drinking coffee. 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
5623 I'm not sure the abducting engine is working correctly 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
5624 Symbiosis. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
5625 You should really try to improve your aim, Harold. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
5626 I told you, Bob-there's a reason for summer blockbusters. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
5627 It must be a valuable resource if they work so hard collecting it! 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
5628 We may not NEED rockets,but sometimes high-technology can be really useful. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
5629 Phil! I said the man, not the LEAVES 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
5630 I think this is what the tourist guide called an "eat shoot" 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
5631 This is how you try and impress your future father-in-law? 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
5632 At least I don’t have to deal with the city not doing their job” 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
5633 What are you doing? We’re supposed to rake the forest! 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
5634 All right, but no more than $10.00 an hour. 1.1321 0.06046 53 48 3 2
5635 Where did he think they went before humans got here? 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
5636 Wow, alien technology really is impressive 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
5637 Eats shoots and leaves. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
5638 I figured you'd be good for something. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
5639 When I said cheap lawn care, I meant I wanted the ILLEGAL ones! 1.1321 0.04695 53 49 3 1
5640 And then they dump them in a black hole. Cool! 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
5641 We would have taken you, too, but you need a mask to enter the spaceship 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
5642 They call them "leaves." Like this. 1.1321 0.06046 53 48 3 2
5643 If this doesn’t make him take us to his weeder then I’m out of ideas 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
5644 I opted for community service. Apparently, warp speed is only ok in the movies. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
5645 I have to say, this sure beats getting probed 1.1321 0.06046 53 48 3 2
5646 We need allies. 1.1321 0.06046 53 48 3 2
5647 Once he pays us for the yard work, let's ask him if he knows a cheap mechanic. I'm sure someone can fix our beam so that it works on humans again. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
5648 When you're done, come in the house. I have more vacuuming for you to do! 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
5649 You're always hearing things backwards. Why would I say, "After the probing we need Leaves Too." 1.1321 0.06046 53 48 3 2
5650 No, man. Try a little further. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
5651 Today the leaves, tomorrow the world! 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
5652 Do you guys want my in-law's address? 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
5653 I guess the tax increase was worth it 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
5654 Henry, if you'd just read the directions this wouldn't keep happening. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
5655 Our kids on Planet Nine will love plaing in the leaf pile. 1.1321 0.06046 53 48 3 2
5656 So Scando, Leif. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
5657 We're reducing our methane intake. 1.1321 0.06046 53 48 3 2
5658 He's never forgiving you for the probe, okay? 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
5659 What do you mean "don't do that"? They are already dead. And you know what is said about dead earthlings. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
5660 wait for me...no, wait for me...wait, I'm coming, too!" 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
5661 If only they knew these were galactic currency, they wouldn't be in such a hurry to get rid of them. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
5662 If you think this spacecraft is fun, wait till you try leaf pressing. 1.1321 0.06046 53 48 3 2
5663 The ring light looked really different online. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
5664 Who says money doesn't grow on trees? 1.1321 0.06046 53 48 3 2
5665 I know we're low on fuel, but the Prime Directive forbids interfering in their religious rituals. 1.1321 0.06046 53 48 3 2
5666 He's on to us, Jerry. We better leaf! 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
5667 Watch this Lt. Dyson. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
5668 Because 'Siri" translated him to say, "Please. Leaf: Me, a Loan." Why? 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
5669 We were a bit late this year for our salad collection. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
5670 Finally we will have the key to understanding Whitman’s code. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
5671 Leaf blowers these days... 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
5672 It's gotta be good stuff...they're hunter-gatherers. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
5673 Our intel says that "raking it in" is how you get ahead in this society. 1.1321 0.06046 53 48 3 2
5674 No, Al! The goal is "We come in peace." not "We want your leaves." 1.1321 0.06046 53 48 3 2
5675 Why is he looking at us like that? 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
5676 The tree dandruff of these creatures would make nice hair for our bald sticks 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
5677 This seems like a waste of— You picked the volunteer opportunity. We’re taking the expired vegetation. 1.1321 0.06046 53 48 3 2
5678 I can't wait to throw our cute, cozy fall party when we get back to Zorblox 9! 1.1321 0.06046 53 48 3 2
5679 It's really fun to jump in piles of these. 1.1321 0.06046 53 48 3 2
5680 The look on that guy’s face! Priceless! 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
5681 Can you guys take a pass at the dishes while you're in the area? 1.1321 0.06046 53 48 3 2
5682 Makes such good matcha. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
5683 He spent hours pushing these around with a stick—let’s show him how advanced we are. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
5684 I think it’s a peace offering. Should we give him the probe anyway, you know, ironically? 1.1321 0.06046 53 48 3 2
5685 You said we needed gas money. This seemed like an easy gig. Plus the guy promised a $10 tip. 1.1321 0.06619 53 49 1 3
5686 We forgot the blower, and it's 3 million miles back to the shop... 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
5687 Even if we save a few... 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
5688 Obviously important human currency. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
5689 Some people have all the luck. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
5690 Ooo, that four-legged being just left a fastinating opportunity for your study! 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
5691 Who would have thought leaves are fuel for the Martians 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
5692 If that’s gas-powered then you’ll be getting a passive aggressive stare from my neighbors. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
5693 At least they're lighter than Earth rocks... 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
5694 Aliens?! Leaf it out! 1.1321 0.06046 53 48 3 2
5695 Leaf no one behind! 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
5696 Leaves are the future! Let’s start collecting them now. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
5697 They gather and horde their most valuable. 1.1321 0.06046 53 48 3 2
5698 Hey, my kids were going to jump in those. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
5699 Autumn is a second spring when every leaf is a flower.“...“aaewwww you’re such a romantic alien 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
5700 Hey, we have laws against deforestation in this city! 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
5701 Humans have failed to realise the importance of this beautiful planet, Hopefully Aliens could help us out 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
5702 area 51 infiltrated by chinese communists' money🤮🤮 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
5703 Will leaf you a hand 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
5704 And then when we have enough we get to jump in the pile. Master will be pleased. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
5705 Are you sure you don't want to leaf us alone? 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
5706 You wont believe me, but aliens stole all my weed 1.1321 0.06046 53 48 3 2
5707 I knew you weren’t ready for the tractor beam yet. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
5708 he needs to see there are other ways of doing things. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
5709 ‘Hell, another great tech innovation of the pandemic.. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
5710 When cynical poets take it too far. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
5711 This stuff gets us hella stoned. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
5712 Please, let us help. You’ve honestly been through enough” 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
5713 I don't wont him, I'm folivorous. 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
5714 Idiot. I told you to set it to 'pinecone.' What are we going to do with a bunch of stupid leaves? 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
5715 we all have our hidden secrets 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
5716 Tour book says gold disks, pointed ears, schmaltzy tunes. Close enough. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
5717 Now you tell me that you didn't pack the leaf blower. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
5718 He told me the object of the game is to gather all the leaves and place them in the neighbor’s yard. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
5719 We’re real...isn’t that a relief? 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
5720 This job seems a little beneath us. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
5721 I'm bringing them home for the kids to play with. Seems it's lot's of fun to pile leaves up and jump in 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
5722 And next month, we’ll commence snow removal. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
5723 Ready the probe. 1.1296 0.05938 54 49 3 2
5724 They must think these things grow on trees. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
5725 Trust me, Zerp. This collage is gonna rule. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
5726 Doesn't seem to be much intelligent life here. Maybe we should just forget it and come back in a couple billion years. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
5727 Weird. He said we could take it AND leave it. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
5728 This isn’t going to help reduce our carbon footprint. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
5729 I can’t believe the Earthers still aren’t composting. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
5730 They could've done that before I raked it into a pile. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
5731 They're at least as sentient as the Trump supporter with the rake. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
5732 What did I tell ya, it's as easy as taking piled up brightly colored fallen leaves from an earthling. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
5733 I see that illegal aliens aren't going to have any trouble getting over the Wall. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
5734 Or we could abduct the human? Nah, let’s stick to leaves. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
5735 If you come with us, you'll never have to rake again. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
5736 Limitless resources Zorg! Limitless resources! 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
5737 The pretty red ones just go curbside anyway! 1.1296 0.05938 54 49 3 2
5738 Give us your tired, your restless, those longing to be free. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
5739 Oh boy, my next batch of compost is going to be out of this world 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
5740 Hah, now we get to rake it in! 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
5741 I told you money grows on trees here. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
5742 This is for Moonraker. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
5743 Are we going to charge him? 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
5744 lets leaf him alone and leave. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
5745 We came all this way just to get leaf mulch? 1.1296 0.05938 54 49 3 2
5746 And they thought leaf blowers were noisy and disruptive! 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
5747 I promised Brenda and the kids a souvenir. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
5748 Don't forget the rake! 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
5749 I guess this is one way to serve man. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
5750 Shall we show him our power by cleaning up the whole yard? 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
5751 Trust me, Borthghar. We are supposed to say, “Take me to your leaf-er.” 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
5752 We'll just say it's to help serve horticulturists. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
5753 The guys at the pub won’t be-leaf this! 1.1296 0.05938 54 49 3 2
5754 That's how it works, son. Now why don't YOU give it a try? 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
5755 That’s right - we want only interesting life forms! 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
5756 Let's dissect this primitive human pile and compare it to the ones strewn on the street from the leaf blower. 1.1296 0.05938 54 49 3 2
5757 Now it's time for the abduction portion of the flyer's ed test. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
5758 I told you, it's "Take me to your LEADER".....not LEAFER. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
5759 The Roomba doesn't have anything over this Hoover-Dyson-Shark combo. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
5760 Shoot we forgot one 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
5761 We shall be the fall of man. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
5762 I won't complain if you also vacuum up the earthling . 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
5763 I said don't LEAVE me! 1.1296 0.04614 54 49 4 1
5764 Don't get the neighbor's. They'll really think he's crazy then. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
5765 Don't you love earth in the fall? 1.1296 0.05938 54 49 3 2
5766 Let that man probe his own leaves, Grey! 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
5767 I can't wait to anal-probe these ones! 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
5768 It's always surprising to see what these hunter-gatherer civilizations subsist on. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
5769 ^$&&^%$@#^**&^##))&^^$^%&^@@$ 1.1296 0.05938 54 49 3 2
5770 Now THAT's high tech! 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
5771 Don't make any stupid puns about leaving. They aren't funny. 1.1296 0.05938 54 49 3 2
5772 Are you going or coming? 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
5773 When Elon Musk orders one, says the R&D Department, a plain old Roomba simply won't do. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
5774 Heh Heh , I can't wait to see this story in the New York Post! 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
5775 The Boss said to bring back carbon-based life forms. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
5776 These must be of great value on Earth. All the humans are collecting them.” “Yes, I did see a happy dog with many of them. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
5777 After we finish with the lawn, let’s anally probe him. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
5778 Here on earth, money grows on trees. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
5779 I found the rake to be too quiet. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
5780 We are so lucky, these creatures only gather once a year! 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
5781 We got the short end of that Dyson licensing agreement. 1.1296 0.05938 54 49 3 2
5782 Picking up the more intelligent life form was a good suggestion by you. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
5783 Hey,I did the hard part! 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
5784 We come in -leaves- 1.1296 0.05938 54 49 3 2
5785 One man’s oak leaves might be an alien’s buried booty, I always say” 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
5786 Scatter them every time he gets a decent pile. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
5787 I said life form, not leaf form! 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
5788 There's your father. You have his eyes. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
5789 I guess the old saying is true - one man’s trash is another man’s treasure. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
5790 Great place to dump the trash, Zorg! The earthling seems eager to receive it. 1.1296 0.05938 54 49 3 2
5791 Just respect the burn ban! 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
5792 I wish money grew on OUR trees 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
5793 If our fearless leader doesn't appreciate these precious objects that do not grow on trees, he can always use them for mulch. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
5794 We have been ordered to find out why the ones in cities have dog feces but the ones in rural areas don't. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
5795 Last year's tasted better. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
5796 You should come more often. 1.1296 0.05938 54 49 3 2
5797 I’m sensing Glen would like us to return tomorrow for throw pillows. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
5798 They're not expecting us. Leaf collection isn't until Thursday. 1.1296 0.05938 54 49 3 2
5799 Are you Sure He Won't Mine? 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
5800 I told you this AI mistakes people for blotches 1.1296 0.05938 54 49 3 2
5801 Stop showing off. Disrobe ’em, probe ’em, de-lobe ’em, I have neek-nork in the oven. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
5802 Next time, take me to your weed eater. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
5803 After this, we have trash collection on Elm Street and recycling pickup on Maple. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
5804 We are supposed to ask, ‘take me to your LEADER’, dummy. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
5805 Fine, but I'm not paying the ticket if you don't declare this at the border of Zorg. 1.1296 0.05938 54 49 3 2
5806 They are after our jobs! 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
5807 It's like you need the universe to know you're vegetarian now. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
5808 Let us return them to the lab and check for signs of leaf. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
5809 Look, this one put them in a pile for us. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
5810 You idiot! Press the leaf blower not the leaf probe button. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
5811 Should we tip him or zap him? This ones your call 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
5812 I said leave him! 1.1296 0.05938 54 49 3 2
5813 I 'm told they can cure erectile dysfunction. 1.1296 0.05938 54 49 3 2
5814 Tell him we're from the great compost bin in the sky. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
5815 Stop complaining! He made a great pile! 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
5816 Interplanetary community compost (curbside beam-up available) 1.1296 0.05938 54 49 3 2
5817 Nice goin butt head. You are 5feet 3 inches short of our dinner ! 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
5818 We need mulch on Planet $&#@ just as much as they do. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
5819 Let's take a closer look. Might make our job easier if we we can figure out why they do that. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
5820 Trust me, these dead leaves will make a much better fuel source than those crummy Trump ballots. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
5821 Odd, even though these animals collect these things, they don't seem to mind our stealing them. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
5822 Decoded, it says, "leaf pile. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
5823 You think they know we use it as toilet paper? 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
5824 No intelligent life found anywhere, well... I guess we can try these 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
5825 They're friendly! They've been caring for our brethren! 1.1296 0.05938 54 49 3 2
5826 I said “ let’s leave not get leaves “ 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
5827 Thanks, you must be vegetarian, fortunately! 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
5828 Greetings, human. Now make like a tree... 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
5829 Jeff was surprised by the features on the new Roomba. 1.1296 0.05938 54 49 3 2
5830 Lost in translation: "Leave already!" 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
5831 Leaves of Grass, Walt? 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
5832 The boss is gonna love these samples from Earth. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
5833 Mulch or compost? 1.1296 0.05938 54 49 3 2
5834 I thought you told them they had to be bagged. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
5835 From now on he’ll miss us when autumn leaves start to fall. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
5836 There goes my job 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
5837 Captain's Log. Stardate 209.52.871. Retrieving sample# 32,655,093 in our search for the Tree of Knowledge. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
5838 I said ET leave home .. not leaf home. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
5839 Are you sure our Abduction Ray has facial recognition features? 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
5840 You mean we traveled a million miles through three galaxies to do a leaf beam-up!!! 1.1296 0.05938 54 49 3 2
5841 I can’t believe it. I’m actually on time for leaf collection this year. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
5842 We got ‘em! 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
5843 Next, let’s abduct his grass clippings. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
5844 They have so much trash that they'll never notice 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
5845 Great, this gathering will be evidence of this world's abundance, whatever it is." 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
5846 Now we take their children! 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
5847 Add milk and your kids will love it 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
5848 This is our new suck 'em up ray. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
5849 Take me to your leaves'ders' 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
5850 Thanks for your help! 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
5851 Summer bodies are made with fall diets 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
5852 If they're bug-eyed at a leaf blower, wait 'till they see the hedge trimmer. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
5853 They wonder how all the new leaves got there when the trees are bare! 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
5854 It’s a simple trade: If we do his yard work for a year, he’ll take us to his leader. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
5855 Tell him again that it only works on leaves, not civilizations. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
5856 Just stand still. You'll be next. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
5857 Crazy earthlings, they surrender their treasure so easily! HA HA HA!!! 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
5858 Wow ! did you just flush? 1.1296 0.05938 54 49 3 2
5859 Someday they'll figure out how valuable they are. But given that look on his face, it'll be centuries. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
5860 The challenge will be to convince them we are only interested in their indigenous microorganisms 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
5861 They don't like it when you take ones they're wearing. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
5862 They call it ‘objet trouvé’ 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
5863 He should pay us for this. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
5864 The earthling leaves us. 1.1296 0.05938 54 49 3 2
5865 Are you sure these are the humans? 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
5866 Dammit 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
5867 And the Earthlings think they invented crypto currency! 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
5868 What is he looking at? 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
5869 It’s part of the treaty. We agreed to collect the leaves. In return, they agreed to ban leaf blowers. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
5870 Gather ye desiccated life forms as ye may. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
5871 I told you this spot had the best to go service. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
5872 If you wanted to get holiday decorations we could have went to Planet Claire, all the trees are red. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
5873 Are you sure? Maybe he wants to compost it! 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
5874 The leaf blowers were driving us nuts so we'll take it from here. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
5875 First we shine, then we suck. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
5876 We can't just leave. He's a witness! 1.1296 0.03782 54 48 6 0
5877 I wonder how many millennia it'll take the humans to figure out the value of dried leaves? They literally grow on trees! 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
5878 At this rate we'll be carbon-neutral by 2050. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
5879 Let's add context by playing that atmospheric Nat King Cole song 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
5880 Take me to your leafer” By Talya kaye 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
5881 These Humans were complaining about the anal probes... 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
5882 He was all like "Wha!?" And we were like "ZHHHHHHH." 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
5883 Gosh darn immigrants, always taking my work. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
5884 It looks like he only has one eye! Strange,don't you think? 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
5885 Look, if we suck up all those leaves maybe we can unload this old crate on him and get the new model. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
5886 How exactly is this helping to save the earthlings from themselves? 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
5887 We came at the right time of year. These things are delicious. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
5888 Let’s begin our antigravity experiments with something these earthlings will appreciate. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
5889 Maybe this is what the Earthlings mean by spoon-feeding. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
5890 Two more yards, then Dad says we can play Xbox. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
5891 Are you sure our mission was to “leaf” the human being alone and not leave him alone." 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
5892 We've gotten careless. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
5893 They found their niche after the City outlawed leaf blowers. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
5894 I never leaf without a souvenir. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
5895 No no, you idiot, the rake! 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
5896 I can't wait to see him try to explain why he still needs a leaf blower. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
5897 The orange ones are my favorite 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
5898 I ways get the salad at this drive-through. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
5899 Thanks. Those leaf blowers were getting on my nerves. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
5900 Oh the kids are gonna love it! 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
5901 I guess they are doing the jobs Americans won’t do 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
5902 The heck with yucky probing! This could be a viable business! 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
5903 Well, it looks like I won't be needing that new leaf vacuum after all. 1.1296 0.05938 54 49 3 2
5904 Our place looks so cold and uninhabitable- I'm thinking some country casual accents will help... 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
5905 Must be valuable . They all collect them. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
5906 Sorry to leave these here, but our septic tank was full. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
5907 This is the last time I let you talk me into getting to know our galactic neighbors. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
5908 Now drop it on the neighbor's yard. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
5909 These are not leaves you're looking for. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
5910 We have no leader. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
5911 We can’t leave the earthling . . . 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
5912 ALEXA ,SEND TEXT REMINDER THAT PORNHUB.COM IS A WEBSITE AT 3PM! 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
5913 This sucks, but in a good way. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
5914 Don't worry, we won't waste them! his neighbor's a real piece of work, so I'm gonna shove these leaves down his throat till he sees God! 1.1296 0.05938 54 49 3 2
5915 Did you say ... make like a tree and leaf? 1.1296 0.05938 54 49 3 2
5916 Usually I'd get us a cow but I'm going vegan for new years. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
5917 Can you believe they sent us halfway across the galaxy for THIS?!? 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
5918 Wait until they tell their story to Nature magazine. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
5919 That reminds me -- have we had the gutters cleaned yet? 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
5920 This is a view of the harvest moon. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
5921 This goes so much quicker when they put them into piles 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
5922 they have all we can eat with no limit on seconds! 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
5923 Now that's service! 1.1296 0.05938 54 49 3 2
5924 They just have to steal everything. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
5925 "Rakes up his own dinner without inviting us. Now he can watch us eat it for him." 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
5926 I don't think that's what they meant when they said, "Leave, and don't come back until you have it." 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
5927 Please leaf me alone 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
5928 Look at the poor thing. I told you, it’s not ‘take me to your leafer.’ 1.1296 0.05938 54 49 3 2
5929 It's my day job. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
5930 Nine years studying exobiology and the best job I can get since landing here is trash collector. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
5931 Leaf it alone Gary. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
5932 He's not upset yet, but watch as we beam them down in the next yard. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
5933 Hey you up there! Do you mind also taking all of the toxic waste that humans have created? 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
5934 Uncle Larry says the illegal immigrants are taking all of our jobs. That’s why Trump wanted to build a force field around our country. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
5935 A Texan’s worst nightmare... 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
5936 Its for Tylers polluted planets project, i promised to bring him something. 1.1296 0.05938 54 49 3 2
5937 Considering today’s climate this seems like an excessive use of county tax dollars. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
5938 Can’t be leaf, I’m seeing things now 2020 👽 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
5939 I was always told you'd be coming to take my job... 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
5940 No, no, no, those are leaves! Money doesn’t grow on trees. 1.1296 0.05938 54 49 3 2
5941 We abduct cows! Ever since you turned vegetarian you been pissed me of. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
5942 Leaf on Mars 1.1296 0.05938 54 49 3 2
5943 Sorry, we're no longer interested in humans after the whole Covid debacle 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
5944 At this rate we'll be home for dinner! 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
5945 Great, now my wife will have me do Christmas shopping. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
5946 After that last HOA meeting, Marv had felt a little alienated by his neighbors. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
5947 No ones going to believe me 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
5948 do you be-leaf in aliens? 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
5949 : Let’s show him a little love 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
5950 Rare Sighting: Form of life on the street. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
5951 Thank you for supporting small businesses Robert 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
5952 How did they know these were fake leaves. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
5953 don’t forget to do the rest of the yard 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
5954 It’s time to study the meaningless human labor 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
5955 Jack, leaf the human alone. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
5956 Must be yummy & nutritious,All these humans not only gather in piles they save in bags! 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
5957 What do you give a human with heartburn?” “Autumn 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
5958 Target practice 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
5959 Haven’t posted my autumn foliage photo on Instagram yet... 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
5960 Everything we gather leaves... Algorithm: I rake, you take. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
5961 leave it, we got it. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
5962 I can no longer monitor pumpkin spice season. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
5963 and they say money doesn’t grown on trees. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
5964 The gig economy really is the future. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
5965 This could be our breakthrough in the signs of life on earth, Bob! 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
5966 They’ll say it’s fake news 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
5967 This’ll make Betty shutup about her human paper clips 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
5968 Must be a valuable currency the humans collect around their living quarters. Let us examine the specimens. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
5969 It's called an 'amuse bouche' 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
5970 He's putting a lot of effort in collecting it. It might be of a some value. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
5971 My soul is dead. Does that qualify? 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
5972 No wonder my taxes are astronomical. 1.1296 0.05938 54 49 3 2
5973 I think we need to reconsider our fee-per-service 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
5974 The Government must of sent me some Alien Re-Leaf. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
5975 I love this time of year. They make us such nice little piles for our compost. The kids apparently love jumping in them too. 1.1296 0.05938 54 49 3 2
5976 Oh...they wanted intelligent life 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
5977 If you live the present right, the future will be right too quote by my father 1.1296 0.05938 54 49 3 2
5978 You can just drop these next door. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
5979 well we were instructed to take a leaf out of this planet. Only beneficial thing we found 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
5980 They collect them here in big piles and get upset if they blow away, so they must be worth something. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
5981 the harvest is plentiful this year 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
5982 Not what I meant by ‘Leave me alone.’ 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
5983 I said the Leaf Raker, not Leave the Raker! 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
5984 I think we should take some more for the wreath design contest. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
5985 Damn, they missed 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
5986 Nothing phases me anymore... 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
5987 Zero waste policy 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
5988 Can't believe they just give this stuff away! 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
5989 He’s not wearing a mask, should we still take? 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
5990 Thanks, but no thanks. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
5991 Finally! This is the year, they gotta believe me this time 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
5992 Stavely's unsure how to request dirt from his new compost subscription 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
5993 Ppl this is 2020 let's do something different. Let's pick trash instead, we've already had enough of humans. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
5994 We come in peace, earth-leaves. 1.1296 0.05938 54 49 3 2
5995 Leaf and let leaf 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
5996 ‘Take me, just once’ 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
5997 No, you fuckers, no. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
5998 Earth is a dumpyard, we heard. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
5999 Without their crunchy food source, the humans will resort to self-destruction! 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
6000 I think you missed one. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
6001 you are fired jonathan 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
6002 leaf the Cannoli 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
6003 Well bob DID say that the landscapers were aliens... 1.1296 0.05938 54 49 3 2
6004 Rumba Shmumba! 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
6005 Oh no! More immigrants taking our jobs 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
6006 We held our end of the deal, now bring us the COVID vaccine. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
6007 First, we freak him out with the leaves. Then comes the anal probe. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
6008 Hey! I was planning to jump on those! 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
6009 Make sure you leave a few so his wife thinks he did this on his own 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
6010 ´On a sunday??´ 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
6011 Now THIS is a strange encounter of the third kind. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
6012 Hey, you think we have to quarantine after this? 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
6013 -I'm telling you, $10 per backyard and we'll be rich! -you're lucky that UFOs are normal now.. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
6014 Stop roboting everything. I want to do this myself, it’s my therapy session! 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
6015 Man, companies will do anything these days to avoid paying overtime 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
6016 I love how the seasons change on Earth. Have you ever seen a New England Fall? So picturesque! 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
6017 Clean all these leaves off so they can see my signature on the lawn!” “Yes commander Vey 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
6018 on second thought, let’s just leave. 1.1296 0.05938 54 49 3 2
6019 Leaves on suspicious grounds 1.1296 0.05938 54 49 3 2
6020 This will keep him busy 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
6021 They’re gonna know...” “How? How are they going to know? 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
6022 No wonder they're always stressed, 'Leaf free or die' is one heck of a directive. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
6023 This should throw him off when we commence the probing. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
6024 Quick! Gather your hundred sisters: this is our last chance to avoid getting too close to the Oak bunch. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
6025 this time there is no need for a caption 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
6026 Seriously, they think they have good hoovering technology! Show him what’s up Gleeb. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
6027 They don’t know baxter pooped in this pile or else they wouldn’t be so kind 1.1296 0.05938 54 49 3 2
6028 It gets worse and worse, this new generation is ruining the manual labor industry now… 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
6029 ‘I just can’t I mean it’s the same thing every year!’ 1.1296 0.05938 54 49 3 2
6030 A little to the right. You really need to get more sleep. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
6031 Some of our abductees say they miss Fall the most. 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
6032 Abner debates. One small step for mankind or -- 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
6033 If we're lucky, he's hiding an aardvark under there. Oh, by the way, the electric bill came. Your portion is $34.77, and I need it by Tuesday. Now, let's vaporize this guy and get out of here before Kang and Kodos find out we're on their turf!!!!!!! 1.1200 0.06154 50 46 2 2
6034 I told you not to probe that guy - this community service is awful. 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
6035 Thanks 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
6036 Take it or leaf it! 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
6037 But they ain’t got nothin to probe y’all. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
6038 Less work for me 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
6039 Have you forgotten human saying; 'hold your friends close and your enemies closer?' 1.1200 0.06154 50 46 2 2
6040 By doing this, we're assuring that he'll be president someday. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
6041 Make a note to be sure the billing statement does not show the return address in Russia. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
6042 Maybe we can get him to wash the windshield, too. 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
6043 Fine, we'll take the pile of those things. But I don't know why you think they're calling to you, Russell. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
6044 When the Space Force recruiter taught us the slogan "semper supra" didn't you think we would be flying a little higher off the ground? 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
6045 Relax. High Command wanted fifty samples of Earth life. We have at least that. Now we have plenty of time to catch the second half of the GerpBall match on X-238! 1.1200 0.06154 50 46 2 2
6046 Their government is about to declassify the findings about UFOs, so it is time they saw for themselves that all these years they've been raking up our garbage when they thought they were raking leaves. 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
6047 This planet would be worthless if it weren’t for all the free much. 1.1200 0.06154 50 46 2 2
6048 very unintelligent life 1.1200 0.06785 50 47 0 3
6049 Little does he know that on our planet. leaves are worth more than gold. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
6050 Leave the human; take the tree waste. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
6051 When he told me. it "grows on trees" on Earth. I just didn't believe him. 1.1200 0.06154 50 46 2 2
6052 Imagine, Fred! Money DOES grow on trees here, and they push it into piles and burn it up in a strange ritual once a year. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
6053 So I said, ‘fuck you bitch and your pumpkin spice latte too’ 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
6054 It feels so good to ruin his enjoyment of collecting decaying residue into piles! 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
6055 I think the organic matter has more potential for intelligence than the earthling in the MAGA hat. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
6056 No one will believe him but he’ll appreciate our jester. 1.1200 0.06154 50 46 2 2
6057 Are you sure he said "Leaf" this planet? 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
6058 Sorry bob, 10.8% of these leaves must go to the president's golf funds. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
6059 Okay, just to clarify. These are gifts for the the Electoral College? I'll see that they get them. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
6060 They said taxes would lead to better services, this is going to cost us a fortune. 1.1200 0.06154 50 46 2 2
6061 it's the least we could do, after the probing and all... 1.1200 0.06154 50 46 2 2
6062 They have no idea what these are worth 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
6063 It's what they call a "Loss Leader". 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
6064 It's been a rough 2020 down there. The least we can do is help clean his yard before we capture him. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
6065 Look at him frozen there, powerless to stop us. 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
6066 Can you believe that earthlings think this is a Hammacher Schlemmer garden Roomba? 1.1200 0.06154 50 46 2 2
6067 Leaves the job laughing 1.1200 0.06154 50 46 2 2
6068 THEY SAY IT'S A PERENNIAL JOB AND THE SAFEST THING WE CAN DO WITHOUT DOCUMENTATION. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
6069 I said "leader," not "leaves, sir!" 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
6070 At least I'm done raking now ... 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
6071 Gathering these little brown things seems to be a favorite pastime of theirs, so I thought we should try it. 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
6072 These snow-flakes are everywhere now. 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
6073 They’re Friendly 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
6074 I can’t be-leaf my eyes! No more yardwork! 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
6075 think we should LEAF well enough alone. i read that on their cerealbox panel. what does that mean? 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
6076 These samples are from the tree of life! 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
6077 If he thinks all this raking is hard, just wait until the probe. 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
6078 I know their DNA is similar, but these are by far the ones worthy of our study. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
6079 I think we're finally on track to analyze and figure out their carbon capture secret. 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
6080 No, I said LEADER, with a D! 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
6081 We've got the Earthlings that count- ignore the janitor! 1.1200 0.06154 50 46 2 2
6082 Are you trying to tell me, instead of raking them, I should be snacking on them??? 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
6083 And so be it. American democracy has been saved! 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
6084 The wife said she was going to outsource the leaf removal, but this is ridiculous! 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
6085 Oh the mulch will be most excellent this year, Kodo, I know it 1.1200 0.06154 50 46 2 2
6086 Cool story, bro. 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
6087 If they taste good let’s land 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
6088 Other than Garrett and Erikson, I have no idea who these guys are. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
6089 I told you the welcome would be overwhelming in the Fall. 1.1200 0.06154 50 46 2 2
6090 Yes, Reg, I think we may have stumbled the elusive Nebraska truffle harvest. 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
6091 #^&35GB Q{7JI1 ~77vY UPK93!" * * "After we beam up leaves, he takes us to his Great Provider, Amazon" 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
6092 So when did Musk invent renewable energy flying saucers? 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
6093 I used to get a lump of coal for Christmas but this is much better for the environment. 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
6094 I think we've found our mission here. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
6095 Thanks guys; saves me the trip." 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
6096 Beam them all up, Scotty 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
6097 He said these contain their secret elixir and we should take them all with us,no charge. I think he has issues. 1.1200 0.06154 50 46 2 2
6098 It's my apology for the murder hornets. 1.1200 0.06154 50 46 2 2
6099 So I've just been cleaning up their garbage? 1.1200 0.06154 50 46 2 2
6100 Dude that's cool, but why don't we head over to the driving range and try it on 'insane' mode? 1.1200 0.06154 50 46 2 2
6101 Don’t tell my boss about this or you’ll be leafing in no time. 1.1200 0.06154 50 46 2 2
6102 No, I called Lyft 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
6103 I didn't know they abducted leaves. I should tell Trump. 1.1200 0.06154 50 46 2 2
6104 Tell me again how we're going to do the probe. 1.1200 0.06154 50 46 2 2
6105 It's the only intelligent life on Planet Xsytolon. 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
6106 Is it their wedding anniversary this month or next? 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
6107 Yes, Captain, I’m sure little Sklurgok will be very excited to jump in his new leaf pile. 1.1200 0.06154 50 46 2 2
6108 Feel free!!! 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
6109 Remember last time you beamed up the guys beer cans and then there was the Trump signs. Just because they collect stuff doesn't make it valuable. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
6110 How about the name "Two Alien Landscapers"? 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
6111 he's like one of those truffle pigs, only for leaves. 1.1200 0.06154 50 46 2 2
6112 I should have finished college. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
6113 Once this foolish Earthling learns that we can take from him anything that he has of value, then he will realize how futile it is to resist us. 1.1200 0.06154 50 46 2 2
6114 The trees have voted on climate change. We’re here to count the vote and install new leadership if needed. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
6115 These are their most precious commodity. They rake them and pile them, year after year. 1.1200 0.06154 50 46 2 2
6116 It's clear the big ones have no intelligence. Let's test a few of the little guys. 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
6117 He must have piled them here for a reason. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
6118 Earthlings are light years behind us with their technology. 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
6119 It's a lonely planet. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
6120 I don't know what they are, but, when you think of the Eartlings' tremendous efforts to accumulate them, they must be incredibly precious. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
6121 My back hurts so I called in the cavalry. 1.1200 0.06154 50 46 2 2
6122 Now can I have that sweater you promised me? 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
6123 Why can't he pick up his own damn leaves?! 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
6124 No way man, I think you're just better at beaming up leaves than I am. I'm sure if I tried, I'd just find a way to mess it all up! 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
6125 Perhaps these leafy objects have intelligence. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
6126 This outsourcing thing is really getting out of hand 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
6127 Hank runs an impossible burger farm. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
6128 Tell him we are LEGAL aliens 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
6129 This is all we can do to help them now. 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
6130 Yeah pick ‘em all up Tim, we’re gonna our them right back tomorrow morning 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
6131 We just need to make some compost 1.1200 0.06154 50 46 2 2
6132 „They say we should leaf the planet.“ 1.1200 0.04642 50 46 3 1
6133 Silly humans...they think this thing is fueled by space age technology! 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
6134 Sorry, the only people I eat are crackers 1.1200 0.06154 50 46 2 2
6135 👽 - Are we in the right place? 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
6136 Richard knew in his heart the leaves were stolen from him, but without any evidence he was just a loser with no leaves. 1.1200 0.06154 50 46 2 2
6137 No leaves left behind. 1.1200 0.06154 50 46 2 2
6138 Wow. That’s one hell of a leaf blower. 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
6139 I said monoLITH! 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
6140 I've never understood why humans leave(s) them on the grass 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
6141 I love our new Flux Capacitor 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
6142 Hey human! Thanks for the snack!” 🖖🏼 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
6143 Zorg, I told you to watch for typos—these seem to be more ‘leafers’ than ‘leaders.’ 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
6144 2020 new levels of colonization 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
6145 oOoOoOoOo leaf peeping 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
6146 Was it take me to your leader or take me to the leaf-eater? 1.1200 0.06154 50 46 2 2
6147 can you believe they’re only paying us minimum wage for this? 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
6148 Agh you're going to clog it up again! 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
6149 Some days I can’t tell if it’s coming or going 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
6150 Dear Earthlings: Please let us show you how to properly “Reduce, Reuse & Recycle” for Earth’s sake!!! 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
6151 When you clean up leaves religiously and your neighbor just waits for the wind. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
6152 Really? First were vacuums, then robots and now, this? 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
6153 I knew I shouldn’t have taken that monolith home 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
6154 He has not been vaccinated yet 1.1200 0.06154 50 46 2 2
6155 Mom just called - she said we should could stop messing with the humans and fly home at warp speed as dinner is nearly ready... 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
6156 LMAO fuck your leaves 1.1200 0.06154 50 46 2 2
6157 See? The anal probe won't work with these, either! 1.1176 0.06037 51 47 2 2
6158 You can tell Elliott -- we're not coming back on Tuesday to pick up the trash 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
6159 Pick the slugs out, sauté them in some Warp. Yum! 1.1176 0.06037 51 47 2 2
6160 This is getting boring -- throw him something he can't rake. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
6161 So glad we redirected that asteroid to Earth way back when to eliminate those leaf eating dinosaurs as competition for these delicacies. Yum! 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
6162 Stop worrying about your leaves and start worrying for your life. 1.1176 0.06037 51 47 2 2
6163 Their value increases after they fall to the ground. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
6164 When is this species going to learn that burning leaves contributes to global warming? 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
6165 Works for me. 1.1176 0.06037 51 47 2 2
6166 They don't seem to mind our stealing their biomass. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
6167 Don't blame the beam.Got get your eye test! 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
6168 Once we retrieve these peculiar objects, get back to Alpha Centauri, and do a forensic analysis, we'll be better able to determine if there is life on this big rock - but I wouldn't bet on it: that thing down there is obviously a statue. 1.1176 0.06037 51 47 2 2
6169 The holidays always put you in such a giving mood 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
6170 Didn’t think they’d Fall for it. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
6171 They must be precious or he wouldn't be gathering them. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
6172 We can eat these things humans call leaves and get all of our dietary fiber for the long haul. 1.1176 0.06037 51 47 2 2
6173 I love leaf-probing season. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
6174 They make the most pleasing sound when you crinkle them. Oh, just you wait. 1.1176 0.06037 51 47 2 2
6175 Just when I thought I couldn’t go any lower—aliens choose dead leaves over me. 1.1176 0.06037 51 47 2 2
6176 As I told you, Vlad32b, the creatures on this planet do seem a bit flat and dry, but when you shine the beam on them, they take off! 1.1176 0.06655 51 48 0 3
6177 Let the leaf collection ceremony commence. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
6178 Apparently these are of great importance. Typical subjects devote a higher percentage of their life expectancy gathering these, than in their cherished reproductive act. 1.1176 0.06037 51 47 2 2
6179 These Earthlings seem to mix together well regardless of color. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
6180 That's the last pile from this yard. 1.1176 0.06037 51 47 2 2
6181 They call this "landscaping". The humans' leader loves to make speeches about landscaping. 1.1176 0.06037 51 47 2 2
6182 I still say if they hadn't invented the rake, they'd be visiting us. 1.1176 0.06037 51 47 2 2
6183 There’s nothing Bob hates more than aliens who won’t pick up after themselves. 1.1176 0.06037 51 47 2 2
6184 The Leaf Family’s last wishes : Broom me, beam me - a voyaging we go.... ! 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
6185 Not again! Place still smells from the dead whale when you missed that surfer! 1.1176 0.06037 51 47 2 2
6186 Why do alien leaf-forms always have to come to my backyard? 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
6187 We're a chore encounter of the third kind. 1.1176 0.06037 51 47 2 2
6188 At last, mulch for our gardens! 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
6189 ...And overnight we'll blow them back, then we'll return in the morning to see how he..." 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
6190 You can have our leaves since we take rocks from your planet. 1.1176 0.06037 51 47 2 2
6191 If you take me instead might work out better for both of us 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
6192 Like I told you before, building trust takes time ... only then can we strike form within. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
6193 Species interesting. Do they know the true value of their offering? 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
6194 Well, that settles that question 1.1176 0.06037 51 47 2 2
6195 You know he got some rock in there, right? 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
6196 I guess I’ll go back to the couch Ips://www.newyorker.com/cartoons/contest#thisweek?reload=true 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
6197 Obviously he wants us to leave. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
6198 Human objects - iiinteresting 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
6199 Driving a compost powered space craft has certain limitations. 1.1176 0.06037 51 47 2 2
6200 We’ve finally found the most intelligent life form in the universe. 1.1176 0.06037 51 47 2 2
6201 They are powerless to resist our lawn tractor beam! 1.1176 0.06037 51 47 2 2
6202 I am not sure those will be large enough for the probe 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
6203 If you don't start taking this seriously you're going to get your beam privileges revoked. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
6204 Rise has always been my favorite season. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
6205 Boss says we’re a shoo-in to become tree trimmers. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
6206 Next on the list is pumpkin spice lattes. Oh I love fall. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
6207 One more load and the wreath will be complete. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
6208 Unbe"leave"able or Beleaveable . 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
6209 we're all in this together 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
6210 Illegal aliens always taking our jobs 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
6211 Even the aliens don’t want me in their quarantine bubble 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
6212 Early arrival humans! Let's 'leave' our welcoming feast up to you! 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
6213 Really, Karl? I don’t care if they are pretty this time of year, it’s an egregious misuse of our technology! 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
6214 You picked up the man's leaf blower, don't you want some leaves for the demonstration back home? 1.1176 0.06037 51 47 2 2
6215 Time to Leave 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
6216 That's it, I'm bringing this up at the next homeowners association meeting! 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
6217 I thought you went to “The best LASIK surgeon in the planet”? 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
6218 ''You know what , he already knew he would lose his jobe someday . Technology or aliens , it is all same '' 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
6219 Okay, okay, we’re leaving! 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
6220 They Better suck all in 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
6221 We'll clean that up for you 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
6222 Bibb do bu bibb su 🍃do bubibu 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
6223 That whole build the wall thing wasn't gonna stop us. 1.1176 0.06037 51 47 2 2
6224 I saw a Martha Stuart segment on fall decor 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
6225 From what I understand we now dump these on the Orange Man’s lawn as a sign of unsatisfactory neighborly conduct 1.1176 0.06037 51 47 2 2
6226 Why do I even bother? 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
6227 I bet he secretly wishes he could have one of these for Christmas 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
6228 Is this a put down? 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
6229 You do you. I'm not saying anything. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
6230 This new leaf-jizzing feature is great!! 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
6231 Who knew this resource would be so plentiful? 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
6232 Neat trick. Any chance you guys perform abortions? 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
6233 We must determine why this matter is so precious to them, they gather it up very carefully. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
6234 Amazon really does do everything now-a-days 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
6235 He assured me these were earth's most precious resource. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
6236 The neighbors don't like the noise so early in the morning. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
6237 I always employ the Venusian One-two: Bewilder then probe. Or, as The Martians call it: Rope-a-scope. 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
6238 Dad is never going to believe this. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
6239 Can you believe they're just giving this stuff away?" 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
6240 Not the leaves, take me! 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
6241 Feast On! And be sure to tell all your friends! 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
6242 Sure, it gets us to our quota faster. But how do we do the anal probe? 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
6243 They must be valuable. Everyone down here wants to collect it for themselves. 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
6244 The X-Files got it closest, but it's actually "I want to beam-leafs." 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
6245 I love messin’ with the gatherers. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
6246 Mining Bitleaves we're rich 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
6247     Translation: “Silly creatures! If they only knew how the glinkgloks they throw away make octillionaires of us at home on Grelbeck!” 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
6248 I said we need to leave the leaves. Now we need to neuralize him. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
6249 Damn, we vacuumed up the leaves, not him. 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
6250 innovative way to clean up the leaves 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
6251 Leave the big one. I heard they require remote control and silicon chips. 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
6252 They can’t be spending a fortune on plastic bags for nothing? 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
6253 Enough chlorophyll for one interstellar sojourn? 1.1064 0.06258 47 44 1 2
6254 We have studied the great literature on your global network. And also New York Taxi drivers. We believe the appropriate words for our actions are “Suck It!”? 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
6255 First you flash our Venmo, THEN you suck the leaves. 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
6256 To the right, I said, and if you would have listened to me when I said to turn right two light years ago, we'd be back in our own galaxy by now. Men! I was literally looking at the star map. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
6257 No ass play this week? 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
6258 I appreciate it, but you're welcome here now. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
6259 It’s 2020. No one will believe him. When Grogu wants dried leaves we get him dried leaves! 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
6260 These are the intelligent life forms. 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
6261 We can’t live on oak leaves year round. They’re a seasonal treat. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
6262 You'll never believe this one crazy hack. 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
6263 I question the value of holding this particular item hostage as a future bargaining tool. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
6264 I, personally, think we're doing him a favor. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
6265 Hey, he might the leader of the planet someday. 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
6266 He said, make line an alien tree and leaf?.. 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
6267 come on.....leaves from every state ?.... really?" 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
6268 After coming all this way, he leaves us with this? 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
6269 Remind him that this was just his free demo. From now on he'll have to pay our regular rate for yard work. 1.1064 0.06258 47 44 1 2
6270 Please leaf me alone. This is my compost pile. 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
6271 It'll run okay on "regular", but for optimal performance we'll add some acorn to the tank. 1.1064 0.06258 47 44 1 2
6272 The Blurglowitzs always have to show off their new toy... 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
6273 This leaf blower technology gets crazier and crazier. 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
6274 We’re defenseless against foliage hats? I feel like you’ve read that wrong, Carl. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
6275 As if unemployment rates could get any worse... 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
6276 I think we can corner the mulch market. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
6277 Do you uh, guys have an open day next week? 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
6278 You'll see...sautéed in a little butter and garlic, they're tasty... 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
6279 Damn Immigrants! Ya gotta even take MY job!!!! 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
6280 Why is he staring at us? Does he have any idea how much fuel we need to return home? 1.1064 0.06258 47 44 1 2
6281 Humans ..... just push it under the rug. 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
6282 'I thought leaf-pick up was on Fridays." 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
6283 'Strange, these earthlings. They collect dead tree leaves.' 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
6284 Does he have ears? 1.1064 0.06258 47 44 1 2
6285 These tree seeds will allow us to grow great forests back home! 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
6286 Greetings Earthling...where iz da weed at?" "I...don't know what you're talking about, these are maple leaves." "Sure they are earthling, why do you think we love doing anal probes? Cuz we know where you hide them." "Can you beam my ex-wife up too? 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
6287 At first I didn't believe what I was seeing then I thought 'what a good way to make friends!' 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
6288 That's half of his request. Next he asked us to dump it all on the other side of the fence. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
6289 This is the most intelligent gathering of life forms from this planet that we could find 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
6290 They should do something with it on the way from farm to table. 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
6291 Honestly, Xorb, it's kind of a jerk move to rustle the leaves after they've been herded. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
6292 I hear they're a delicacy. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
6293 Electoral College ended need to collect more fake boats; let’s go. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
6294 Weren’t we supposed to clean only our own neighborhood? 1.1064 0.06258 47 44 1 2
6295 These must be the leaders as they are commanding millions of the other creatures to gather them in pods. 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
6296 Helping these poor creatures for during the holidays brings me joy. 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
6297 Global warming can finally be accepted - aliens! 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
6298 I know it’s cheaper than grass or weed, but this stuff won’t keep us flying, at least find a hemp field! 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
6299 Thanks for piling'em up Scott. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
6300 Get out of here bob, they're discovering our fetishes. 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
6301 Tee-EEee-hee! 'Take me to your leaf-blower!' 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
6302 So then I told them, take me to your leafer. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
6303 What will they say when they find our we're vegetarians? 1.1064 0.06258 47 44 1 2
6304 Leaf removal service. What will Amazon think of next. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
6305 We need to find an alternate fuel source. 1.1064 0.06258 47 44 1 2
6306 Do you want me to save them for you, for next week ? 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
6307 Those pencil-pushers haven't got a clue how expensive it is to infiltrate a planet... If I have to moonlight as a landscaper for one more week I'm gonna f'**king nuke this place!" 1.1064 0.06258 47 44 1 2
6308 Are we leaving? 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
6309 Alien Help 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
6310 Leaves won't resurrect your minimalist art career Grog! 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
6311 Oh, come on! They've had a rough year. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
6312 My studying the dynamics of leaf movement in a lab, we hope to be able to reverse engineer the "leaf blower", and then we will be heroes back on Gorf. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
6313 Two things I hate and dismayed humans are both of them! 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
6314 Leaf me alone, you're irritating! 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
6315 Yes, we must learn how the vegetation has enslaved the mammal servant 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
6316 What took you so long! 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
6317 It's the intelligent life form. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
6318 Stop it! This is not a vacuum cleaner! 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
6319 I said LEAVE! 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
6320 They say this will cue the pandemic. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
6321 Sorry. I'm a little OCD when it comes to piles of leaves. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
6322 I have a bet going with the ship in Nevada on who will bring back the best specimens. 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
6323 I always wondered why the Build the Wall Act funded the Space Force. 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
6324 How does it feel being the prototype for the Robovac?" 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
6325 Are you sure this is what chips are made from 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
6326 If we sprinkle these all over, they’re gonna go crazy trying to take them, and THEN we can take over. 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
6327 No, I said beam the MAN up, not the friggin' leaves. 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
6328 As my grand’pa always said : “If you can do it with leaves, you can do it with cheerleaders.” 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
6329 Don't worry. He thinks we're a tree 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
6330 As I remember, it was when I was just about to go get the leaf blower. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
6331 Why does he look so surprised? Doesn't he know? 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
6332 They will be very surprised to hear that their leaves contain the secret power of the universe. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
6333 Is this really the most effective way to rid earth of leafblowers? 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
6334 Our leader will be most pleased with the crunchy ones. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
6335 I thought it would seem neighborly, but in practice this feels passive aggressive. 1.1064 0.06258 47 44 1 2
6336 One small suck for us,one giant leap for Zoltan 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
6337 Who knew that a ufo would do leaf abductions, too 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
6338 Are we supposed to tip? 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
6339 The humans spend so much time accumulating deceased foliage, it must be worth something. 1.1064 0.06258 47 44 1 2
6340 It says here these are the most intelligent life-forms on the planet 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
6341 Just one more leafy suburb, and I'll get you home in time for dinner. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
6342 After Earth surrenders, we all relax with a group dive into a giant pile of leaves. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
6343 He seemed very happy when I told him we were here to pick up the leaves. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
6344 See Alan, our monoliths aren't made of metal at all. 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
6345 Not what I meant about leaving 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
6346 Who farted? 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
6347 Incredible. If I didn’t see it with my own eyes, I wouldn’t believe it. The lawn guys came back to get the leaves they missed. 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
6348 I must be seeing things! My wife wanted me to rake up these leaves, and now I’m seeing an UFO! 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
6349 See? I did my part for the environment. Now I'm going to fly to a spa because I deserve it. Do we have any apples from the other side of the planet? 1.1064 0.06258 47 44 1 2
6350 Are you sure about this recipe? 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
6351 Hey guys, is it true that The Saturn Lawn Service is starting to compost on the moon? 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
6352 I think we're ready to market this sucker. 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
6353 What, you think E.T. ever used a rake? 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
6354 X-file? puuffff! More like a B-file! 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
6355 New Rochelle this year. Next year, Manhattan." 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
6356 You're taking his request to 'leave me alone' far too literally. 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
6357 I told you these little jobs would pay off, we just won the contract for the Great Pacific Garbage Patch! 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
6358 I got to admit,” Dale said, “I sure didn’t love the whole abduction and probing thing, but ever since they returned me to earth, those goofy martians sure help out in the yard, you betcha. 1.1064 0.06258 47 44 1 2
6359 We might as well do him a favor before we torture him for information. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
6360 These alien movie PR stunts are getting out of hand 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
6361 I’d been thinking of this as a compassionate alternative to the usual probe. But what if he really loves composting? 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
6362 Grab as many as you can, chief said. 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
6363 One being's trash is another being's treasure - it's universal. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
6364 When are we going to leaf?? . 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
6365 If you are taking anything old that changes color take the White House 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
6366 Hey man! Take me too! 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
6367 It's much easier for us when you arrange them in a neat pile like this 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
6368 That is why my lawn never looks as good as the neighbor’s. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
6369 I DON'T GET IT. 1.1064 0.06258 47 44 1 2
6370 He warned us that abducting his wife would ruin our weekend. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
6371 Got room for one more? 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
6372 leave my leaves live here on earth! :) 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
6373 we might need to take him too. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
6374 ...and as agreed, here is my soul in exchange for taking the leaves 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
6375 These samples should do. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
6376 Sometimes they remember us... particularly in Palestine/Israel and similar conflicted situations - yes Trump it is us👽👽🚀🚀☮️💟🗽🌈🪐🤯🤯🤯... We are stealing your leaves and votes! 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
6377 It’s amazing how ‘routine’ this is getting...up the ramp...down the ramp. Up the ramp...down the ramp...make a face for @UsWeekly ...down the ramp...up the ramp ... 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
6378 that looks like Elon Musk" @newyorkerma 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
6379 Hey aliens! When you're done eating those leaves, shine that thing over here. I'm going to seductively ride this rake around the yard for about 30 minutes. You don't want to miss it. I am Queen of the Yard!! Argh!! 1.1064 0.06258 47 44 1 2
6380 Let’s see the Johnson’s top this leaf collector 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
6381 2020, am I right? 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
6382 Hey those are mine 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
6383 You said the dog would be right in there. Gxry! Anytime now, anytime. 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
6384 I’ve never actually seen the compost truck. Huh. 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
6385 Let me get that for me 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
6386 Make like a leaf blower and LEAVE this planet while you still can. Join us 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
6387 That's right, Marv, leaf these humans with nothing! 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
6388 Ralph, we didn’t pack dental floss. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
6389 This should be enough. The human will spread them like in the other gardens. Let’s go home. 1.1064 0.06258 47 44 1 2
6390 Oh, It is called as leaf on earth, I thought these were tokens of love. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
6391 I have read that Humans are used to losing jobs to technology 1.1064 0.06258 47 44 1 2
6392 Thanks for getting them together, chump. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
6393 Thanks Elon 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
6394 We come in pieces. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
6395 It’s the smartest life form we could find 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
6396 Should we tell him he got the placebo? 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
6397 Do you think Starbucks drive-thrus accept UFOs? PSLs are next. 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
6398 Yes sweetie, I know you think the earth trees are pretty but I really don't think you can grow them from those things. 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
6399 I’m telling you, he will bow down to us if we exploit his labor. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
6400 So this is really the end isn’t it? 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
6401 Do you really need wait me rake the leaves to do this? 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
6402 Wait, I thought you said we’d be leaf-ing on a jet plane. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
6403 Thank you for putting these in such a cute little pile 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
6404 Fall Moon 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
6405 Just when you think you're done, aliens poop leaves on your lawn. 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
6406 Abducting was funnier before humans became a protected species. 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
6407 What a relief 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
6408 You should see the look on his face right now. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
6409 .Earthlings, place leaves on plastic bags and throw them in the landfills. ... They do not know that leaves will encourage improvement of soil through natural processes. ... Provides habitat for wildlife. ... Reduces economic and environmental impacts of fertilizer use. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
6410 Don’t worry- it’s rake news. 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
6411 No one but us will be-leaf you. 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
6412 Not a peep on the way home. 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
6413 Can we use the leaves as money at the Costco Outer Space store? 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
6414 Watcha gonna do with all that junk? All that junk that fell from my trunk? 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
6415 Leader,not litter 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
6416 How is it we perfected intergalactic travel, but humans perfected avoiding their spouses? 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6417 lifeless leaves 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6418 You're aim is a bit off. And it's "leader", not "leafer". 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
6419 The one I have at home just vacuums the floor. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6420 Now we’re Kraken. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6421 Should we beam him up too, Scotty? 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6422 And to think he was going to buy a leaf-blower! 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
6423 To serve leaves....it's a COOKBOOK! 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6424 E... T... Leaf... Blow... 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
6425 Fuel", I gather 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6426 He was herding them, so I figure they must be valuable. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6427 Who's your friend? 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6428 Perhaps now he will be SWEPT UP in our new operation. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6429 Yeah we’re stealing all your delicious leaves, go turn into the Joker about it, chode 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
6430 Somehow he doesn't seem to be appreciating this as much as he should. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6431 Shall we tell them that eating leaves prevents the virus? 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
6432 Now we shall scatter these all over again 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
6433 We'll take these UFOs back to the lab for further study. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6434 I hate to say it, but it’s going to get covered up again. 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
6435 What's this? A leaf blower? You came from 20 million light years away to show me a leaf blower? 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6436 Get enough of these and he'll jump right in 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
6437 Well, Commander Zorp insisted that we only bring back intelligent life forms. 1.0909 0.06353 44 42 0 2
6438 Take me to your "leader," with a "D" ! This intergalactic translator is garbage. 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
6439 And this afternoon we'll sell our stock in leaf blowers. 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
6440 I don’t think this is the mess we need to clean up. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6441 This sucks. We should've gone with the "attack NYC" gig 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6442 You sure the boss said See if there's intelligent leaf down there? 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6443 But your collecting hobby is not one of our missions! 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
6444 Get the whole pile. I love brains with a side of crisps. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6445 If they were smart, they would've let this out PRIOR to the election. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6446 If he's hoarding them, they must be valuable in some way. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6447 Who says you can't get full service anymore? 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6448 We are not great spellers. We programmed in take us to their leaVer. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6449 I told you these Earthlings were just a bunch o' light weights! 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6450 I'm not sure we want to do this. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6451 1. "I think I will lose my job to Aliens!" 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
6452 Space Force 101 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
6453 Let's autopsy them. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6454 Now this will mess him up 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6455 Ooh! Free cereal! 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6456 Stealing their sacred, seasonal treasure may cause Intergalactic war. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6457 This city job's a piece of cake, man. 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
6458 Are we going with the intergalactic yard service, aren't they immigrants ? 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6459 We only eat Fall leaves. 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
6460 Surely one's trash is another's treasure. Lucky us. 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
6461 They gather them and put them in containers for others! 1.0909 0.06353 44 42 0 2
6462 If he saw the way we probe the leaves, he’d be glad it isn’t him we’re beaming up. 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
6463 Are we charging enough to cover Martian dump fees? 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
6464 Aliens always taking away the white man's work. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6465 Thats’s OK- the joystick just takes a little practice. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6466 The Galactic Federation sounded cool when I signed up. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6467 Yes, 'Leave things to me' is what you said, Captain." 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6468 Stupidfool bags 'em in plastic bags and puts 'em out for the trash man. We need 'em for mulch. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6469 Can I have a whiteclaw? 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6470 Can we do same time tomorrow? 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
6471 Remember how, on Mars, we were doctors? 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
6472 We will take over the human race, one leaf at a time. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6473 Our silent leaf blower works! We’re going to make a killing. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6474 This was a fair price to pay for probing him the way we did. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6475 Man, Silicon Valley is taking over everything. 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
6476 Ugh those damn illegal aliens stealing my job again! 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
6477 After all we do for this guy...can you believe he still calls us illegal aliens?" 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
6478 Get it? 'Cause they told us to leave?! 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6479 Hello sir will you like eliminate these leaves 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6480 Apparently my junk is Treasure. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6481 The earthling said, “Just leave…” 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
6482 Zor says they make great pets! 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
6483 I know they are really tasteless when they grow up, but these babies will make delicious snacks. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6484 Leaves don’t spread Covid! 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6485 Each on of my 10000 offspring wants an Earth souvenir. 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
6486 Clearly, they try to appease us. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6487 Their not Dilithium Crystals, but at leas we'll have enough fuel to get home. 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
6488 Sure, now you are just showing off. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6489 Of course they're of value. Why else would Earthlings collect them? 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6490 We only want the red ones! 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
6491 Interstellar Gazette voted us the best socially distanced way to clear a yard. 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
6492 They've had a rough year. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6493 Because migrant farmworkers are banned, there are some farmers who would appreciate your helping them harvest their crops. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6494 Careful with this one. Looks like he could probe back. 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
6495 I'm telling you --- just because our ship looks like a Roomba doesn't mean we have to go around cleaning up everyone's yard! 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6496 I meant leader not leafer. 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
6497 He said if we help him with his yard work, we can probe him tomorrow. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6498 Just pretend you're God and he'll think it's Manna from Heaven. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6499 Next time, I swear, we'll get more than the minimum wage he offered! 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6500 No one will ever believe you. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6501 Yes, I’m sure this is their currency. That’s why he’s been collecting it. 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
6502 They say that this is what aliens do on Earth. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6503 Can you take the tree, too? 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6504 No I didn’t miss. I just felt like a snack. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6505 Ha Ha! We can collect more than just these. The earthlings seem to value them. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6506 He has No idea! 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6507 That's UFO Kevin; we keep him supplied with fresh material for the Coast-To-Coast radio show. 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
6508 Your services are no longer needed, Sir. Good day. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6509 Well, you asked to meet their leafer. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6510 I can't stand an unkempt yard. 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
6511 Do we even have enough anal probes? 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6512 They spend so much of their time organizing these objects that they must have great significance. 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
6513 Well,I heard they smoke dried leaves. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6514 You coulda used the tractor beam on the guy's....tractor! 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
6515 You know the value of the leaf has plummeted on the Intergalatic Exchange Rate, right? You may as well be tractor beaming in Galumphian Zortag crystals!” (This is extremely funny to these aliens 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
6516 He has gathered those items carefully. They must have value. Quickly suck them up into the Mother Ship for analysis. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6517 They rake the mulch into piles for us. 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
6518 They put them in PLASTIC bags. We need to save this planet before we invade it. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6519 I understand that in the past , rapturing the less rational life forms was pretty aggravating 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
6520 Take us to your mulcher. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6521 We're composting. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6522 Beam me up, Raker. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6523 Maybe if we put his leaves in a nice neat pile he won't report us to the History Channel. 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
6524 These earthlings are lighter and more docile than I was told. Having come this far, let’s bring back an extra ten for examination. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6525 I am afraid, Axylut, that we can only save a few Earthlings from the creature with the strange weapon. 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
6526 It was a season of downs and ups. 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
6527 Have no fear, Earthling. We are flying through the atmosphere gathering fall leaves... 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6528 The Homeowners’ Association never leaves me alone. 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
6529 Closest thing to intelligent life on this planet. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6530 But is it cost effective? 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
6531 I was thinking something along the lines of Lunar Landscaping. 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
6532 What I said was, beam up the pale lefty" 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6533 These electric ships just don't have the same sucking power. 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
6534 Well, you said "Take me to your leafer." 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
6535 The leaves deserve to be rescued from this wasteland existence and made whole again. 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
6536 And you just want these...over there? 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
6537 This way we'll save ourselves the indignity of performing another anal probe. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6538 Leaf it to me? That's all you got?" 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
6539 Which do you like better, spring or up? 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6540 The artwork looks valuable, as does the artist. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6541 We have finally found a new source of energy! 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
6542 Zorb,I always forget,are you supposed to tip him? 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
6543 I guess I don’t have to rake the leaves anymore 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6544 Let’s see Amazon top this! 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6545 They should go nicely with that bernaise sauce you made today. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6546 I hope they taste good. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6547 See, Eve, the primitive earth creatures still don't realize we are responsible for the fall. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6548 Leave them alone, they’ve had a crap year... 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
6549 Have read dried leaves have good medicine and make you happy. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6550 Man, I miss traveling. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6551 They just called for a pick up. I was hoping it was for our missing crew member. Obviously, it wasn't, but why not be helpful? 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6552 You're welcome to them. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6553 These new leaf blowers do suck. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6554 It's not as noisy as a blower. 1.0909 0.06353 44 42 0 2
6555 If it is in FACT their money, think of how excited they'll be when we get back home! 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6556 ... because they're less annoying, and there's no need to wipe their memory before we bring them back. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6557 They don't seem to mind us taking, these organs of photosynthesis and transpiration. 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
6558 Brilliant display of superior intelligence! 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6559 I'm told these humanoids appreciate good neighbors. Zap him after we help lean up. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6560 Come on . Follow the leaves! 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6561 Can't wait to crunch these babies." 1.0909 0.06353 44 42 0 2
6562 Your aim is horrible. A little more to the right... 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6563 here comes the aliens to take my job again 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6564 Call me crazy, they just taste better this way. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6565 Those are not pods of the human. 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
6566 Can you get me a hoagie? 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6567 When in Rome, do as the Rakers do." 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6568 Show off! 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6569 After we finish raking it in, we will reorient the ship to fat city. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6570 Evidently the town sub-contracted leaf pick-up this year. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6571 After our last visitation they specifically said "leaf us alone" 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6572 Ok, so maybe it is a trivial use case, but that poor guy has been raking all day! 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6573 I said “Take me to your leafer.” 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6574 Suckers! No matter where you go, there’s another one! 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
6575 Yeah, you wish! 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
6576 No kidding. You guys are really, really, really real. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6577 Just when I thought I was done. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6578 In the wider context our mission to help the earthlings has more to do with their unwise creation of weapons of mass destruction. 1.0909 0.06353 44 42 0 2
6579 Quick, take a sample: humans dumping sick leaves without trying to cure them 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
6580 Oops! We thought the H.R. department has told you already. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6581 Damn, Glorbo, I missed; I should've put less butter on the popcorn. 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
6582 If we make enough money doing this we'll be able to buy enough plutonium fuel to get the hell out of here. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6583 Do you really think this guy will pay us? 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6584 We just must figure out why the human aliens collect these things! 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6585 There is definitely a business possibility here 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
6586 Those leafhoppers are big this year. 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
6587 If we can collaborate with extraterrestrials why can’t earthlings get along? 1.0909 0.06353 44 42 0 2
6588 I don't know, I am worried, this is too easy; it looks as if they _want_ us to take it! 1.0909 0.06353 44 42 0 2
6589 He can't be-leaf what he's seeing. 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
6590 We have got to check out this fellow's collection! 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
6591 This is what sold me on the fully loaded package. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6592 What? The bank was closed. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6593 Given the current administration, I called an audible and asked to be taken to their "leafer" instead of their leader. 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
6594 But Mom, I don't wan to be a doctor when I grow up! 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6595 My leaf blower may have a real far out problem! 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6596 I forget....is it eats, shoots, and leaves? 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6597 Don't worry, sir, we'll return them all unharmed. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6598 Beam them up! No sign of intelligent life down there 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
6599 One man's task is an alien's fuel. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6600 Careful: our Leader doesn't want any pine straw with that. 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
6601 The aliens are taking all of our jobs 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
6602 He's looking up at us like we are some kind of savior! 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6603 They said "to serve man." 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
6604 Make sure you put the leaves back exactly as we found them, just so he doesn't suspect anything. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6605 These must be extremely valuable. Earthlings gather them up each year and put them in large storage bags. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6606 Yessir, eat all you want. They're high in fiber. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6607 Dude , I don't know what you see in these leaves , but it's weird Man ! 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6608 We'll pass on the virus, human. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6609 With this sample, it seems we're getting close to finding "intelligent life." 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6610 If he gives us more of that hairy eyeball, let's zap him. 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
6611 L-U-N-C-H n-o-t M-U-L-C-H ?! 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
6612 We come in peace and leave with leafs. 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
6613 Is that a fygynyngle, or is he just happy to see us? 1.0909 0.06353 44 42 0 2
6614 Why are these aliens stealing my medical marijuana?!! 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6615 He must think we're the new gardeners. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6616 Nice job. Ok,next we are going to learn to parallel universe park. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6617 I can't believe the natives just let us keep these things. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6618 Of course they’re worth taking, they don’t grow on trees! 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6619 Meep moop zip zorp (god, fall fucking sucks) 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
6620 Yikes. You can try again in two weeks, but there will be a small re-test fee. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6621 Earthlings, are so inefficient. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6622 I've told him a million times "put 'em in lines, not piles." 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6623 They just pile them for the taking 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6624 Cargoe is already filled with my dog dropping booty. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6625 On Earth, aliens also do this work. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6626 We had to make up for the probing somehow. 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
6627 It’s fine it’s fine, we’re all over Netflix and YouTube these days anyway... 1.0909 0.06353 44 42 0 2
6628 Okay, ZXGR$$IE, you’ve had your fun, but now I have to get back to destroying this planet! 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6629 Headquarters wants only intelligent life. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6630 They're taking our jobs! 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
6631 Man, those leaves would be perfect for my new arts and crafts project! 1.0909 0.06353 44 42 0 2
6632 Rake Report: on Intergallac Protocol from a random autumnal back yard: Offering extraterrestrials a single leaf means LEAVE. Pvt. hEllnip: So many LEAVES! ..must be a friendly & I think he's inviting us to dinner! Capt. hEllno: Ortbe dissected .. 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
6633 Traveling through hyperspace ain’t like dusting crops, boy; it’s like raking leaves. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6634 Come on, a little to the left 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6635 More like CRAPitalism 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
6636 We can probe a couple of them and then eat the rest. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6637 I want a Dyson Animal for Christmas 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6638 Go to Mars,and you can leave it in the composting bin. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6639 Do we really need dead leaves for garnish? 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6640 Couldn’t we just take one of his shot glasses? 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
6641 Let's collect all all the colors from this planet 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
6642 well, at least I won't have to bag them up 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6643 Oh my human let me help you 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6644 Did you Venmo Kyle for lunch or should I?" "Oh can you? And for the memo leave the alien and winky face emojis. It'll be funny. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6645 It all felt so innocent when they started with the leaves. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6646 Humans disregard how much useful organic matter is trapped in these leaves. How fool they are! 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6647 If he's hoarding them then they must have value. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6648 Earth beings just don't appreciate the crunch underfoot 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6649 . “You’ll see, it’s going to take him hours to remove all the probes....” 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
6650 If they catch you with those at the border you can get a huge fine 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6651 Who moved my garbage 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6652 Please tell me this is it for your Fall Moodboard 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
6653 Do you also do floors and windows? 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
6654 Enough for that leaf extract you wanted 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6655 I should probably go up and say thanks” @doubledashchamp @jamster521 @daniellesdaha 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6656 They said machine-learning would replace us. I didn’t know this was what they had in mind 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6657 2020 has been quite a trip.. trying these won't hurt... 1.0909 0.06353 44 42 0 2
6658 This will make excellent compost back on our planet 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
6659 Don’t worry, he won’t even notice... 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6660 It took him hours to collect them all. They must be valuable. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6661 We’ve got a President you can see about some forests. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6662 You've got to stop stealing other people's collections 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6663 Apparently on their planet they rake the leaves wearing a business suit. Who knew? 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6664 Finally, Amazon delivered my leaves via UFO Drone. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6665 Since you deported your illegal aliens... 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
6666 Greenhouse gases might be killing you, but beaming up fallen leaves will go viral on the social media. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6667 His wife’s going to blow a gasket when he tells her the leaves he raked got abducted 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
6668 Look at that Lulu. Just look at that. It doesn't get better than that Lulu. Here, take a sip of my diet dr. Pepper Lulu 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6669 Collect every fall sample before the snow covers the Earth 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6670 I don't care what the map says, Xolita... these are obviously the precious earth formations we are supposed to extract. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6671 No, thats the episode Jerry's dad loses his wallet" 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6672 Excuse us, Hooman. Gotta set the stage for 2020's Grand Finale. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6673 almost forgot, Jane asked for some souvenirs 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6674 It's a cookbook but not really good 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6675 You just took away my only pleasure in life. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6676 They may not be ready yet, but neither are we when the entire Galactic Federation is awoken by the infuriating sounds of their leaf blowers. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6677 I guess times are hard everywhere.... 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6678 This might have to be the last time I rake and bake 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6679 ALIENS R BETTER HUMAN 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6680 Better bring back something for the kids 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
6681 We’ll have to burn them elsewhere. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6682 Junior better get an A on his leaf project. 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
6683 we need this for research 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
6684 Most of the human's time outside is spent picking these up... and that stuff that comes out of the dog's butt. 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
6685 Careful about how many of those we pick or we'll end up paying for excess baggage while boarding the mothership. 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
6686 ever since the garbage collectors unionized it was never the same 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6687 Those Amazon drones are getting serious. 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
6688 We're gonna need a smaller probe. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6689 Outsourcing has reached a new level 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
6690 These are for my green card 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
6691 This is not going to happen,dispose responsibly aption 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6692 Jeff, there's got to be a better planet we could pick dried leaves from! 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6693 I wish this community service sentence sent us to Mars instead 1.0909 0.06353 44 42 0 2
6694 Does he see us?.... No? You sure? I feel like he’s looking right at me. Look, I like messing with these nitwits just as much as the next ET, but if you forgot to use the invisibility booster for this s**t, we either have to eat this a*****e or take him home. 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
6695 Hunny i don’t think my medicine is working 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
6696 Oi! I don’t care if you have a tractor beam, rake your own leaves for the mulch! 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6697 Let's grab these samples now. With the Earthlings' track record, they'll probably figure out how to use them all up to burn the place down. Remember when we showed them fossil fuel? 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
6698 This isn't breaking lockdown protocol, is it? 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6699 Maybe this is what the humans like to eat 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6700 Heh heh, He thinks they’re dead, Carl 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6701 Why the Terrans rake up all this starship fuel into little piles every autumn is beyond me, but hey, it’s free! 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6702 We’re definitely getting a promotion for nabbing this hoard. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6703 Why Musk moved to Texas 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
6704 Why does he look upset that we are trying to contain his mess? 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6705 Wow this gardening service is out of this world! 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
6706 Dyson. They call it a Dyson. 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
6707 The key is, you have to tack on something insane at the end...something the rest of ‘em will NEVER believe was real. 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
6708 Unbe-leaf-able! 2020 can’t get any weirder. 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
6709 The humans are never going to be-leaf this 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6710 These will look great in that pumpkin bag you got. 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
6711 Honestly I’m beginning to think doing something nice might almost give them more of a thrill these days 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6712 They call this potpourri “Human Stench” 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
6713 ‘is this the invisibility model?’ 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
6714 Attack of the poetic martians. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6715 Is this what they rush to see every year? This foliage map sucks. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6716 This is what I call outsourced job 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
6717 Hey, at least it’s a living 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6718 haha you missed me 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6719 Were just following the orders of the mother-earth ship 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6720 No your honor, as I said earlier, we only used the tractor beam on the leafs, not the human! 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
6721 Bet you can 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
6722 Alien from other planet 1.0889 0.05339 45 42 2 1
6723 Intergalactic potpourri is so IN these days 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
6724 Soon we will charge these silly humans $30 a month for this service then in 1000 years when they have forgotten how to rake leaves themselves we will double our prices. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
6725 We need specimens for research in the sinister results of photosynthesis. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
6726 finally were the worlds trash bag 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6727 My Tesla runs on nothing but leaves and the disdainful look from civilians. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6728 I forget. Is it your turn to use the anal probe, or mine? 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6729 The municipality ought to know about this. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6730 Isn't it great we can take these, make potatoe chips out of them, and sell them back for profit. 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
6731 I guess the aliens learned about leaf piles 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6732 I wonder if they think they can plant trees on their planet with the leaves," said the human. "I know it," said the alien to the other alien. "We've finally found the elusive potato chip. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
6733 The less work he does, the fatter he'll be to eat. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6734 It’s take me to your leader, not leafer.” 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6735 He’s obviously an un-evolved hunter gatherer—they must be valuable. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6736 Houston, he’s white and we’re stealing his fuel 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6737 If you think this is fun, wait until we fire up the anal probe. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
6738 If this one doesn't tip us, go for his wallet. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
6739 'Next, let's free the conifers!" 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6740 Take out his forest field with the tractor beam. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6741 Are you sure the "Beam me up" came from them? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6742 We can conquer and chew gum at the same time. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
6743 Thank you, puny lifeform. This will make great compost for our space-kale. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
6744 I want to beleaf. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6745 So one adversary says "build a wall" and gets their support but we have to come all this way to help out with leaves? 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
6746 He told us to leave... but that was our plan all along! 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6747 The never ending fall project. To be continued 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6748 Hey, it's me, Andy Borowitz. I'm just here to do the same thing you and all your neighbors were doing, but publicly. That way, the whole block can feel really validated about the idea they all had, independently, the moment the leaves fell. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
6749 Well, they should be awake by now anyway. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6750 Trust me. If you over salt them they taste great 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
6751 He’s not falling for us. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
6752 Earth has outsourced leaf pick up to us. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6753 And he thought he was finished. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6754 Galactic Federation Lawn Services Inc. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6755 These will be perfect for my school project on humans and their love of pumpkin spice. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6756 I hope he don´t mind 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6757 I don’t be-leaf it 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6758 I WONDER IF THEY DO EAVESTROUGHS? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6759 That’s the last of them! This guy looks confused, but I’ll bet he gathers them up like all others we’ve left for him! 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6760 The Earthlings won't notice, and our leaf pickup got stuck in a time warp. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6761 If he goes to so much trouble to gather them up, they must be valuable earthling secrets. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
6762 Here's a few space leaves 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
6763 Should we act like a tree and leave? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6764 Good thing we stole the aliens' Roomba technology. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6765 Can you guys come back after the Nor'easter? 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
6766 Dude, you're supposed to use a hundred dollar bill. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6767 Any toilet paper your side? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6768 Not to push my luck,but now that you're here,could you trim the hedge,too? 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
6769 I think we're supposed to leaf those there. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6770 It could be weed. It's supposed to give you an other-worldly experience. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
6771 They must be valuable; look how they gather them up 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6772 It's not dog-droppings, you know. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6773 You should just drive the radio. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
6774 Thank you for your leaves, sir. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6775 I want to be leaves, geddit?! 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
6776 These leaves make great smoke.... 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6777 Disperse the leaves and begin the war. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6778 His tithing appears to be QUITE a bit smaller this year. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6779 Best business idea, Jrox! 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6780 Amazing! Money really does grow on trees. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6781 Fall, outsourced. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6782 Prepare the probes! 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6783 'Translation: "Leave, Leaves: To evacuate, depart, submit to higher power." No idea why the guy looks gobsmacked--very surprised, and insulted thereby." ' 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6784 Thank You far off Homies. ^-^ 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6785 Do we have to pay him? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6786 Gotta get me one of them intergalactic leaf sucking thingamabobs there. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6787 Oh crap, I hope we haven't pissed him off. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6788 So close. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6789 I don't know what it is, but if he's trying to gather them all up they must be worth something 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6790 Leafblowers are so yesterday! 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
6791 Because it's time to leaf, that's why. And we're little 'green' men. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6792 I keep telling you, those are not soylent green chips. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6793 We can never tell him his holiday leaf wreathes rule the galaxy. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
6794 So you’re sure he said these were the planet’s highest life forms? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6795 Fool! You also vacuumed up dog crap 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6796 How do you know that those are the ones for President Trump? 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
6797 I was going to add them to the compost pile. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6798 Are you more interested in these leaves than me? 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
6799 ... and how exactly do you plan on probing a leaf?!? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6800 Hey, hold your horses---I was gonna compost those! 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
6801 Did't you read the dangers of too many carbs? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6802 I hear their compost is truly out of this world. Jessica Meth, Larchmont NY 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
6803 Ha ha earthling! Your community banned leaf blowers, but it says NOTHING about our new technology of leaf suckers! 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6804 Yes, that’s what they said, take all they leaf behind. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
6805 He saw us! Let's make like a Tom and Cruise. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6806 The signal was clear damn it! - I'll trade this planet if somebody will get rid of these leaves!!! 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6807 Be friends with aliens,get free high-speed vacuum service. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6808 I thought the male ones were meant to be good at leaving? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6809 Let’s go with the easier haul. (His neighbor never rakes.) 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
6810 No, your order was 'beam up some leaf forms.' 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6811 How are you going to get that new model under the sofa? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6812 The least we can do this year is rake the leaves for him. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6813 Were you demoted too? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6814 You're supposed to beam up the earthling and leave the leaves. We'll be hover-raking all day now. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
6815 Use the big-sucker, before the MIB guys show up. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6816 Trust me, when our neighbors see those little things, they will envy us. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6817 Ruthie,get out here! They 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6818 Darn Aliens stealing our jobs! 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6819 If he doesn't want mulch, we'll take it. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6820 When aliens learned that “Raking in the dough” was a figure of speech. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6821 What? It’s Earth Day 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6822 Stop messing with him, we still need to finish beaming up all these yards before we can drop off the monolith. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6823 Pathetic earthling...let's show him how it's properly done. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6824 Must be the earthling's food. Why else would he be gathering it? 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
6825 That's the problem with your bargain basement translator. He said, "I'll sweep up the leaves." He didn't say, "You guys sweep up the leaves." 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
6826 This is much simpler than trying it on humans. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6827 No one is gonna be-leaf this. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6828 If we show there is only organic matter of low intelligence, we won't have to stay here 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6829 So that you can spend more time on what’s important...Zoom! 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6830 I said ‘leader’ not ‘leaver,” you numbskull! 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
6831 Great specimens of humanity. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
6832 My nickname for this one is Big Nose. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
6833 Peace offerings? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6834 So many of them hoard it. It must be valuable. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6835 Just wait until you see his expression tomorrow after we put them back all over his yard tonight. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
6836 If humans can have fun playing in leaf piles, why can we? 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
6837 These must be very important fauna since so much time and effort is expended in herding them. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
6838 Really? After I just swept the yard? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6839 I feel bad about putting these there. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6840 Maybe the subject will love these as much as those green leaves. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
6841 Well my mother always used green leaves in her salads...... 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6842 Later, Aldo reverse engineered the leaf blower. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6843 I hear that on earth, they call this a RUMBA,yet my manual says that is a dance.Humans are confusing! 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6844 Once we’re done we can make like a tree and shed our exoskeleton 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6845 Leaf it to us! 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6846 They'll make great decorations for our Cleveland Baseball Team Summer Festival. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6847 They collect them in piles every year. They must be very valuable! 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6848 Come back the same time next year 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
6849 You suck! 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
6850 Not sure these are the ones, but watched them burn Breath some of these to feel good 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
6851 I understand they pay to get these picked up down here 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6852 What --- I'm chopped liver? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6853 After this, beam him up for the next yard. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6854 We must ask these specimans why the large creature is treating them so harshly. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6855 Just remember, loose leaves sink ships... 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
6856 Do you need any old sweaters or outdated charging cables? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6857 Did you probe HIM, or did he probe YOU?" 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6858 Ok. Let’s drop some more leaves near another human. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
6859 '' These humans must be very primitive, they don't beat them they burn them. '' 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
6860 We need these for operation leaf blower 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6861 He’s totally ok with us this. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6862 You and your lisp. Did you say take me to your leader of "leafer"? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6863 So this is what it feels like to be alienated. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6864 This is not what I had in mind when they said, "Go to Earth and play tricks on the humans" 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6865 The wall wasn t hight enough 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6866 I have dyslexia but I’m pretty sure the boss said something about absence of leaves. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6867 Sure, the tractor beam works on these... Just don't jump into the pile head first! 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6868 Ok, son, now give it a little gas, niiice and easy. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6869 We did Gax. We saved another marriage. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6870 Finally! We found the intelligent life on Earth. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6871 My turn, my turn! 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6872 Leaves- they hold no post probe grudges” 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6873 These earthlings have no idea what they are missing. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6874 Hopefully this qualifies for a tax break. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6875 See you next year! 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6876 He does all the work then, BAM! Like taking candy from a baby. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6877 I'm thinking Uber next. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6878 So far it is the only intelligent life form on this planet 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6879 This is a great gig Beldar, and when the season is over we winter Martinique. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6880 Bored? No, why do you ask? 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
6881 All your leaves are belong to us. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6882 Here's your proof that we're helpful folks, can we establish a friendship deal with the leader of mankind now? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6883 Listen, I know you're doing this on purpose. I get it. Fine. I'll stop throwing my socks in the corner. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6884 Dried kale, again?? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6885 I tell ya, we're gonna be the snack barons of Zolton! And these stupid Earthlings make it so easy! 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
6886 they ain't gona believe this back home, and it's free. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
6887 Whatever they are going to do with it, Ill leave it up to them. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6888 Thank you, Amazon.com. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
6889 AAAAAHHHHH!!!!! ALIEN!!!! 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
6890 These are clearly important, they spend hours gathering them 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
6891 I told you it would take him forever. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6892 Help Humanity they said. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6893 With a pick-up dinner, should we leave a tip 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6894 Sure glad we were able to get over that border wall 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6895 I thought we were trying to be mean. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6896 One more lawn and we'll call it a Fall. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6897 I have been waiting for someone like you 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6898 Once we do something nice for the neighbors, then we can ask them to turn their music down. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
6899 Let’s ‘leave’ this one. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6900 THE PARADOX OF CHOICE: "Should I quit raking? Look for my keys? Organize my sock drawer? Or ponder the big picture? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6901 From our observations on this planet called earth, Supreme Commander, this is by far the most intelligent form of life! 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6902 Seeing is believing. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
6903 No wonder my HOA fees have skyrocketing. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6904 Collecting samples is so passé these days. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
6905 If they're as good as the wood chips, we may never go back to Kelvnar. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6906 Wait until I add the soundtrack for "Apocalypse Now -The End." 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6907 It isn't ideal, but a job is a job in this economy. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6908 Take all you want, then leaf me alone. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6909 Would you like help with that? 1.0732 0.02469 41 39 2 0
6910 The nerve! He was trying to rustle our leaf herd. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6911 Space Roomba strikes again." 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6912 The humans shall be defenseless without their armies! 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6913 And you're certain these are potato chips? 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
6914 That's easy. Let's see what you can do with plastics. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6915 We shall begin the conquest. But first we compost. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6916 Falling leaves are like a forgotten love. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6917 Our tractor beam will destroy the leaf blower industry. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6918 Be careful, we don't want to pull up another Earthling now with this Corona problem going on. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6919 Come on I have been raking the leaves for the past 3 hours! 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6920 He’s not going to believe the cost of our dumping fees. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6921 I mean, this is fun, but when do we get to shove that rake up his butt? 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
6922 You must construct additional piles. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6923 You’re are just piling on to a very hectic 2020. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6924 Easiest bank robbery ever. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6925 I know the boss asked us to grab some gold, but this looks close enough... 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6926 Man Chuck, Those sunglasses really mess up your vision. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6927 Every demo is a sale, so far... 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
6928 Tell me when he leaves. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6929 I am getting tired of anal probing let's look at these for a while 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6930 Wow, I never thought Abductions would be so helpful. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
6931 Whoa - hold up a second. I think it’s a typo. I’m not sure now the memo says to ‘collect up any signs of leaf’ 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
6932 I know we’re aliens, but we should be paid more. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6933 Its either this or we have to go meet their leader. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
6934 Oh, they're full of riboflavin. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6935 I've seen these drift by my window. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6936 I told you this ship picks up anything. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6937 But where do we put the probes? 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
6938 I told you, if he wasn't going to start putting the leaves in the green bin I was going to do it for him! 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6939 If you can send all leaves everywhere back in time, I won’t say a word. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6940 Look, I am sorry you lost your NBA chance, but really we will get fired if you don't aim correctly. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6941 Money doesn't grow on trees they said... stupid humans 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
6942 Let’s help a guy out 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6943 I asked him to take me to your leader and he said that he gathers there is a more intelligent life form. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
6944 I said, “The human.” “Why do you insist on collecting these consumable trinkets?” 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6945 Let's see how you anal probe these. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6946 Beam the leaves up, Scotty. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6947 Money does grow on trees. Why else would they rake it up and put it in bags. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6948 Do you think he knows one of the leaves is a winning lottery number? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6949 These are really strange life forms. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
6950 Can you also put the leaves back on the tree? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6951 The High Priestess sentenced you to cleaning up this earthling's lawn. Next time, you'll think twice before hitting on her daughter. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
6952 You know, we could make it big in yard waste disposal. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
6953 It's called nutrient recycling. Putting the extra in extraterrestrial! 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6954 Relax. They think we're from their community park's compost drive and we get All You Can Eat Chips for Happy Hour. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6955 Close, Dworkl, but no cigar. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6956 All these problems, and they pick leaves?! Is it still 2020? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6957 Come, no COVID-19 where we are 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6958 Looks like we finally found intelligence on this planet 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6959 🤓 "We gotta make good with the neighbors... and then we move in!" 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6960 I’ll be leaf it once I see it 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6961 Pretty sure we told them to ‘leave’ 2020 to us, but this works. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6962 These aren't the missing votes he keeps taking about, they're just leaves. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
6963 Don’t say we never did nothin’ for ya 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6964 Road not taken 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6965 But, They’ve all got an SUV in the driveway.” “Okay, we’ll abduct the one with the neat lawn. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6966 who could question their contributions to society? 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
6967 2020 had an intergalactic toilet paper shortage 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
6968 So probe and blow do exist?! 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6969 They don't like even like these green things anyway 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6970 They said , they cant wait till he leaves , let's help them.... 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6971 Well, it’s quieter than a leaf blower. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6972 Now thats an uber lift! 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6973 Wait ! Wait ! We were supposed to take souvenirs for our friends 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6974 is earth really just an alien’s crunchy leaf chip farm 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6975 That was close 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6976 This will complete my herbarium 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6977 Some of them have figured it out - I mean, come on: THAT many leaves is just not possible. No one believes them, though. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6978 Help Thy Neighbour 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
6979 That’s just mean, Zyglor. The guy was done! 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
6980 Our data suggest that the amount of time and energy spent piling these up equates to incredible value. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
6981 Order the new Dyson automated-leaf vac now! 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6982 The road to hell is paved with good intentions 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6983 Well, I guess I get an early lunch break. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6984 Thanks Fellas, see you next season. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6985 It can't be coming back with us. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6986 I don’t mind this job going to machines 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6987 Mission successful we have collected autumn foliage 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
6988 Ralph from Gordor spilled the beans and said the secret ingredient to the Pumpkin Spice Latte is something called the fall leaf 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6989 After the year we’ve had, if this is all you’ve got, well, that would make a lot of sense actually 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6990 CHEAP ILLEGAL ALIEN WORKER. 1.0732 0.02469 41 39 2 0
6991 The 53rd State of Mars has just submitted their votes for the 2036 United States of America Presidential Election! 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6992 Aliens took my job. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
6993 Oh no, not again... 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6994 they are handier than I thought.. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6995 If we don’t get Martha Stewart leaves for her wreath designs she’s gonna blow up our planet. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6996 I love lasagna and hate Mondays. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6997 Don’t worry, that’s the way they recount and tabulate them out there 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6998 Where are we taking these ballots? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
6999 Is there room for one more? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
7000 ‘Finally.’ 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
7001 You don’t want to jump in them first? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
7002 Did you really have to wait so late to tell me about your homework? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
7003 Well, even the leaves are going for an actual holiday 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
7004 Between Two Ferns with Zach Galienakis 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
7005 They call it “The Gig Economy” 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
7006 And the Unidentified Falling Objects just keep falling. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
7007 I’m on a plan(e)t based diet, so we can leaf him alone 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
7008 Earth doesn’t have the required leaf recycling infrastructure, so we take it to our planet before selling it back to the trees. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
7009 I'm done with probes" 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
7010 Puny humans, your leaders are garbage and we’re cutting out the middleman 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
7011 Aw thanks, Lord Zorblek the Merciless, I could’ve gotten those. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
7012 Hey Sucker, beat this sucker! 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
7013 If we take his leaves, he might follow 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
7014 I beamed up the human last time, but didn’t find out that much. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
7015 Jealousy is a green, eyed monster. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
7016 I told you not to play cards with the captives! 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
7017 yeah, I get it..dead leaves are way more interesting than humans now. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
7018 Hey darling, the leaf vacumn works like a charm! 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
7019 I wonder if digitalization has not been too far 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
7020 You’re sure he wanted evidence of fall civilization and not THE fall of civilization? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
7021 C'mon, leaf it behind! 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
7022 Hey—make like a tree 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
7023 Careful... remember, do not touch the human! 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
7024 Where’s your head today? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
7025 Looks like they banned plastic bags too. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
7026 Sucking away the swamp - elections 2020 edition 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
7027 Mulch -> compost -> regeneration -> next level alien $#!+ 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
7028 Leaf me alone, or better yet, rake me with you. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
7029 maybe Tesla really is about the environment 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
7030 I’ve seen them piled up everywhere, they must mean something 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
7031 Jeff Bezos figured out a way to make a profit from leaves. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
7032 so your wife too makes you clean the garden. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
7033 Now remember, Emperor Gorlak said to only take the more evolved forms of life this time. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
7034 Acts of service, Terry? How long have you two been in love? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
7035 We come in peace, we leaf in peace.” “Honey, we talked about puns... 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
7036 Sorry, human. We had to step in, it was taking way too long. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
7037 I don’t think that wall is big enough! 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
7038 Resist and die. Surrender these crafting materials and live. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
7039 Yeah, that’s right! And you should’ve heard what the ones over there in the driveway said about your mother! 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
7040 I ain’t never seen two pretty alien best friends. It’s always 1 of ‘em gotta be ugly. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
7041 The Department of Public Works has really evolved their technology since last year’s seasonal leaf collection. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
7042 Remember, son, it’s catch and re-leaf only. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
7043 Maybe I don’t need that leaf blower for Christmas... 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
7044 Even the aliens are talking about this damn economy 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
7045 This isn’t what I expected when you said you were on garden leave 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
7046 I swear these kids get younger every year. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
7047 What time were we supposed to head back over to Devils Tower? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
7048 So this is how I die. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
7049 Since they went vegan, it’s done wonders for my yard work. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
7050 last week on season 12 of 2020... 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
7051 They did ask us to suck the leaves out of them? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
7052 The first sighting of the Fall. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
7053 Now, to construct another mysterious mono-leaf. 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
7054 Darn Aliens, there goes my paycheck. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
7055 Just remember, next year will be very different, so come back again and take what’s here. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
7056 ...and he says "Sure I've got some litter right here." 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
7057 That is Trump just outside the beam, leave him and beam up only the important objects 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
7058 Perfect for Bob's fall-themed retirement party, don't you think? 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
7059 My new lawn guys are out of this world! 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
7060 Finally, 2020 sent a thank you note! 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
7061 god, I hope they take me next 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
7062 Leave the broom, take the cannoli." 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
7063 You guys couldn’t have beamed them up before I raked them? 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
7064 Daylight saving me some work” says the ma 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
7065 True beleafers will do anything for us. 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
7066 I guess raking excess leaves must be a universal annoyance. 1.0526 0.05263 38 37 0 1
7067 Peter, I’m certain, it said Captures human and leaves 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
7068 Abduction Control just radioed and said to leaf no witnesses. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
7069 They’re so tasty, and you just can’t get them on Mars! 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
7070 I still think UberLeaves would have been quicker 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
7071 Now he is then Sisyphus of fall 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
7072 I guess they are coming in for a local landing or is it just a touch and Go? 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
7073 I'm hearby relieving you of your abduction duties. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
7074 Here, gold leaf grows on trees! 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
7075 You just have to ease back a bit when you're vacuuming pet hair. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
7076 Stop mumbling. This isn't the first time they've heard "rake me to your leaver" 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
7077 We're not stealing, we're just borrowing. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
7078 Huh, they really did say take me to your ‘leafer’! 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
7079 This is not what I envisioned as a sweeping gesture. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
7080 The Prime Directive of the Stars demands of us to save them from this predatory organism 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
7081 Instead of "Beaming Scotty up this time", let's help him out with the leafs! 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
7082 See I told you Earth is so dirty but nooo you just had to come 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
7083 Thanks! And after you finish, there's another pile over there. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
7084 A millennium we send you to study these creatures and this is the best you can come up with? 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
7085 The last plants turned out to be less insane than the last people. Beam up these leaves! 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
7086 I thought you would beam them up, not back here 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
7087 Damn kids, ruining my leaf piles 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
7088 My kid sister can aim better'n that, and I don't even have a kid sister. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
7089 Why do they keep their money on the ground? 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
7090 Leaf peeping. Oooooooooooooooo. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
7091 Haven't you taken enough? 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
7092 We'll be rich. He says we're beaming up the local currency. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
7093 They spell it with a D, not F. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
7094 Thre must be gold in those objects 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
7095 We’ll abduct their money, hoping they learn to hoard less and love more. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
7096 We need to leaf. I think he sees us. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
7097 Please leave my leaves alone! 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
7098 The humans have been mounting these up day, must be valuable. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
7099 The leaves themselves are worthless, but the gratitude... is also worthless... 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
7100 A manned robo-vac. Cool. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
7101 Trust me, Bruce. I've been watching the news. We will find more use in these leaves than in the humans. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
7102 The aliens just pooped on my yard! 1.0526 0.05263 38 37 0 1
7103 Human unemplyment is inevitable. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
7104 The drown beats those noisy leaf blowers 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
7105 Last time we took one home it accused us of being immortal alien shapeshifters, Don and Melania. Let's just get some mulch for the garden today, am I right? 1.0526 0.05263 38 37 0 1
7106 I love watching their faces! 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
7107 Leave already. He gets the imagery. Thelma Fields 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
7108 Close. But the correct answer is a *neighbor's* trashcan. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
7109 You’re Late 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
7110 We have come to eliminate the human rakes. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
7111 If only they'd say when they were coming, I could have the big leaf pile ready. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
7112 This is narcissistic. Are you the nard dog? I don’t want any drugs. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
7113 And do you still think "kill the humans with kindness" is the correct translation? 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
7114 So do you want to let him know that this leaf vacuum is not available on earth yet? 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
7115 I should never have let you watch HGTV. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
7116 I don't think that his neighbours have heard about us. We'd better do something about that. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
7117 He wants us to put the leaves on another planet. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
7118 Wait. Which ones are the humans; the thing we're picking up or the creature with an oversized version of the things humans call forks?* *I am referring to the rake 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
7119 You leaf us alone, and we’ll leaf you alone. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
7120 I think I'm falling for you." 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
7121 Let's see CNN explain that! 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
7122 These new neighbors are are of this world. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
7123 Wow,this new landscaping crew is really technologically advanced! 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
7124 We'll have enough money to buy those anal probes in no time! 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
7125 Don’t forget, we need to borrow his pass for the brush dump. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
7126 Is it wednsday already? 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
7127 We can turn a new leaf over 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
7128 Helen! You're never going to believe it, but leaf removal is today after all! 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
7129 They keep taking our jobs 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
7130 Nicely done. Now push ‘turbo-fan’ to make him raise a fist and yell” 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
7131 ‘Keep the distance, keep the distance or we will die!’ 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
7132 Ok 💁🏾‍♂️ 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
7133 Honey? The leafers are back. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
7134 Listen Morty, our orders were to find things of value on this planet, and I’m not leaving till we’ve tried everything. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
7135 They think I was born yesterday. NINE DOLLARS FOR APPLES?! 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
7136 Given the election results, I'm not even surprised that the immigrants stole my job. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
7137 Journey of Earth , from UFO drive to cleanliness drive . 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
7138 Don't worry human!, he's only training. Today is take your child to work day" 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
7139 I hear you. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
7140 I know you said you were tired of probing, but what exactly does this tell us about their species? 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
7141 Operation Leaf Blower Obsolescence is already improving quality of life for the next galaxy neighbors. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
7142 What the fuck? 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
7143 No one will ever be-leaf this! (Chuckles to himself) Good one, Carl. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
7144 I hope you have a permit for this 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
7145 After Aliens had been given the rays. Arnold thought it was time to leaf the job. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
7146 Beep beep, me eat leaf. @nupur.parikh @gabbyt22 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
7147 Harold preferred the peace and quiet of raking leaves by hand. The neighborhood watch had other ideas. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
7148 plotting my 2020 escape 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
7149 These gardening robots go definitely too far. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
7150 No landfill on Earth will take leaves or grass 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
7151 He leaves this part to me every year and I always fall for it. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7152 Strange customs these earthlings have. Now that we have our leaves we can go. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7153 Greetings from Zubu - you’re the guy who asked for a tractor? 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7154 They lack paternal instincts. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7155 I thought the point was to see the colors. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7156 Come in January and pick up every different specimen of snowflake! 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7157 I am not a robot." 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7158 I heard that Dyson pays well for a new idea. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7159 This would be so much easier with a rake. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7160 We want the human, so get the Mars dust out of your eyes and aim this ray gun PROPERLY! 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7161 You see Henry, we must provide the human with a job to do so it doesn't get bored. Mental simulation is key in good training. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7162 I know, Scottie actually found raking in his spare time to be therapeutic. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7163 Move forward - but make sure the garburator is turned off 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7164 Thanks and come back for more next fall. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7165 Finally, a landscape service that is out of this world. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7166 You think he'll fit into our potpourri too? 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7167 If we do this right, we can be a Toro sponsor ship! 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7168 And I thought the leaves disintegrated 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7169 Needing glasses is nothing to be ashamed of. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7170 Send word: life on this planet is good crackly fun. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7171 Close encounters of the garden kind! 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7172 These leafs just want to leave! 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7173 They are scorned by their rural lifeforms, draw thousands of their city creatures for observation, but the scan shows they are completely lifeless." 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7174 Did you read the playbook? 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7175 Earthling, in the interest of interest of Intergalactic Peace we are willing to pick up your terrorist leaves! 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7176 A man with a rake in his hand On his lawn will perpetually stand, As we visit below In our big UFO And suck up all the leaves on his land. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7177 We couldn't stand lawn mowing noise anymore. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7178 Maybe we do fly a 1950's Edsel Saucer, but they are the ones who keep raking in all that money and giving it to us. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7179 What will I get credit for around the house now?? 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7180 These aliens are going to put me out of a job. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7181 1 leaf, 2 leaves, 3 leaves ... 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7182 Wait let me get my cow too 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7183 If we help him with his chores, he’ll do anything for us! 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7184 Your idea is better than their leaf blower. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7185 We will study these totems they gather in one greenspace and transport to another greenspace. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7186 Where were you two hours ago? 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7187 With a fully developed vacuum ray, we will take over the world of which 15% goes to the Shark accepts our offer. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7188 Take to your leader and you can have these back. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7189 I am anticipating propelling myself into the plant matter! 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7190 You Idiot! Autumn leaves are not negotiable on our planet during Winter! Too crispy! 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7191 Ha ha. Earth-man got mulched. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7192 We will spread these leaves for the gardener back home, else he will be rationalized in the next budget review! 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7193 Don't forget to do the accent. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7194 They'd rather be abducted than have leaves from the pile repeatedly spread across the yard. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7195 I.... think I left my water in the kitchen! 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7196 I heard aliens typically do this kind of work here. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7197 You told me that all the humans were in quarantine... 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7198 Can this go any faster? We still have to do the front. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7199 De-leave. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7200 Please confirm: your command is to “de-leave the planet now” 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7201 I ask my teen ager to rake the leaves and he reaches out to the Andromeda Galaxy. Millennials!! 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7202 I asked you to get a urine sample, not a leaf sample! 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7203 Newest Vacuum cleaner by NASA 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7204 What's the point? When the solar winds blow they'll just wind up all over the galaxy. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7205 Is this how easy chores are in outer space? 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7206 So that's why my backyard looks like the apocalypse every morning. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7207 The orange ones make them work. We'll need samples to learn their secrets. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7208 We should abduct a jack-o-lantern next 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7209 There is a God after all. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7210 I disagree, he said, "Take me to your leaders." 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7211 Darn out of state leafers. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7212 instasuck.com 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7213 We're taking your leader, moron. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7214 And now these foolish humans will starve to death... 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7215 They say these ripe leaves taste just like kale when you sauté them in olive oil. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7216 Maybe now you’ll believe me that you need glasses! 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7217 Herbert was the first to observe the Deep Space State's appetite for mulch. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7218 Are you sure that's where human's hold all of their central intelligence? 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7219 We’ll have him eat them later once he’s aboard. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7220 It’s a two-way beam. Make him suffer. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7221 If you wanted leaves with color you should have used another a different comic strip. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7222 Sorry - We refuse these - CONMININATED by Trump's Presidency - TRY, BIDEN 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7223 Sure now that all the work is done. You fly up 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7224 Jeez Johnny, again with the leaves. With aim like this it's a wonder how you're still in the Space Force 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7225 I’m pretty sure this sample is as close to intelligent life as we’ll fine around here. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7226 It’s called “raying it forward.” Now you have to pick up the next guy’s. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7227 Why ruin a sweet deal by letting Earthlings know we convert all these to gold back on Meepthor? 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7228 It’s so ugly, let’s just take these things. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7229 I never thought that their leader would be so demanding. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7230 "Every year I tell Fred not to rake, but he likes the exercise." 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7231 This definitely looks like the most intelligent life form to beam up. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7232 It'll be a big hit back home. The menu will say it's what the earthlings call 'caviar'. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7233 Remember the Prime Directive! 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7234 What's the charge ? 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7235 In that late autumn afternoon it became apparent to Abraham that the last four years were just the tip of the iceberg. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7236 Scott insisted that the aliens ‘leave’. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7237 I hate to be a nudge, but your tractor beam is on again. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7238 I thought Roomba was another kind of device. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7239 From Evelyn Mealer, “Do not fear yard team is here” 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7240 I would love to see him explain how the grass was picked up. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7241 The Hudsons! 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7242 We told them the last time we were here that we want an animal sacrifice. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7243 We hope you enjoy this new service offered by Amazon. Don't forget to give us a thumb ups if your happy with the service! 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7244 Don't worry KRL8, humans are used to do tasks that other humans say they are doing when they aren't, he is not even mad at us! 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7245 He’s clueless - he thinks we’re a vacuum cleaner! 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7246 We got all we need. Let's make like a tree and leave 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7247 When I was studying on Venus, my professor said “humans can’t figure us out.” 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7248 I love my new Dyson. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7249 How do I convince them that my mother-in-law is Queen of the Leaves? 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7250 This is a waste of time. Let’ s try another planet 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7251 ... And Jerry was like "But I thought they were moving by themselves!" and then her majesty replaced him with you. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7252 Crunch Pedals; Our Favorite! 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7253 We are rescuing their people even as their God is trying to stare us down!"!" 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7254 Silly! I said, let’s leave before he sees us, not, let’s see to the leaves. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7255 I may have mispronounced "take me to your leader" 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7256 Hey, c'mon, how about a little shift in your focus? 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7257 No more complaints from my neighbors about noisy leaf blowers! 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7258 I suspect they are trying to trick us when they say money doesn't grow on trees. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7259 Tell Leader Musk, it is a long way to travel for leaves. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7260 Put the fuel in the accelerator. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7261 Maybe we should quit charging by the hour. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7262 Watch, he'll go out of his mind when they start high-kicking up the light beam. Got the idea from Busby Berkeley. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7263 I’m going to press them under the phone book 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7264 Do you do bathrooms? 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7265 Considering all the time and effort he's spent collecting these objects, they must have very high value. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7266 No,nope,uh-oh no way 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7267 Since he s not objecting to us taking his toys, we'll get him without a whimper. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7268 We've got you. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7269 Now can we escort you to the next yard? We have an inalienable right to lift the fall over there too. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7270 He says the trees won't mind if he sells his collection. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7271 More leaves, Gribble! More leaves! 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7272 It's about time... I'm late for salsa. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7273 I agree this must be hard on him, but we were given strict instructions to leave Mars immediately. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7274 My wife says you have her car keys! 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7275 At least the neighbors won’t complain about the leaf blower noise. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7276 Your do-gooder impulses put our mission at risk, you know. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7277 Trust me, my extensive research has revealed that these are the key to the Fall of the American nation 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7278 I don’t care how late we are for dinner on your sister’s planet, we’re not leafing without these! 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7279 l didn't think the my pillow guy did his own yard work 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7280 Careful Jim, their new president said they don't wand a handout 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7281 No more rock samples. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7282 Have rake. Will travel. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7283 It's true what they say, the aliens are coming to steal our jobs 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7284 No signs of life on this planet. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7285 Instead of taking him, we traveled 10 light years to clean his yard? 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7286 It was a good idea to help clean up. Earthlings have had a tough year. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7287 ebelbegook tibekoopi! 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7288 Don’t land there it looks dirty 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7289 He said they hold all the secrets to humanity... 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7290 And that's the day I became a luddite! 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7291 No, stupid! Not to 'Donald's son, Eric!' ERIKSON!, I said 'Tell him to take us to Erikson!' 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7292 Turning water into wine has nothing on this miracle. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7293 Not THAT, HE is the real garbage here! Take HIM! 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7294 I forgot to include fuel cost in the estimate. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7295 It's the latest technology putting me out of business. Those guys were once nice competitors too. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7296 We need leaves as much as need a barber. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7297 Very good, earthling! Now, stop using the snow-blower too. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7298 Of course they're evaluable. Look how careful he was to gather up all of his. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7299 The earthling is trying to gather them up. They must be important. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7300 At least they are quieter than gas leaf blower 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7301 I'm not sure I can afford you every week. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7302 Whadda you think? Deep Space Leaf Service: You rake 'em. We take 'em. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7303 They end up in the same incinerator anyway, so until Earthlings achieve herd immunity leaves are safer to beam up even if they aren't as much fun. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7304 Do you think we should take the Human too or just leave him? 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7305 Aliens: can you believe they throw away the best part? 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7306 It’s a union job so you are out of luck. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7307 Heard this human knows the shit around the corner 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7308 You see, Zip, humans brag about their so called 'Fall'. However, this inferior species still hasn't learned how to rise! What fools! Let us laugh at their inability to defy gravity. Hee hee, ho ho! 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7309 Glooglorg, how many times have I told you not to second guess me! 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7310 Hold it right there, leaf guy, we've got you covered 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7311 Next year let's just drop off a decent leafblower. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7312 Aliens: How can we prove our existence? Humans: Clear our dirt!!! 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7313 They'll be back! 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7314 Hey! I'm the one who bought the ticket! 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7315 Our leader says doing this keeps them from even considering buying a leaf blower. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7316 I can’t get any exercise these days. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7317 What am I? Chopped liver? 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7318 That will be the last time they tell us to leave. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7319 Coddle, coddle, coddle, that's your problem. They have to do it themselves. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7320 Red Herring, Bro... He's next! 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7321 So do you think the little brown things are sentient? And why is that bipedal creature herding them? 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7322 I told you to order a leaf blower! 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7323 The humans could really use some help right now 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7324 These earthlings don't know how to control their trees! 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7325 I guess those new Teslas are powered by leaves now. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7326 Our orders said "only pick up signs of intelligent life forms." 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7327 Their planet must need mulch! 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7328 It's a new P.R. feature we added when we noticed how much they love their Roombas. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7329 You know maybe if you watched the sky, this wouldn't keep happening. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7330 It's leviOsa, not leviosA. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7331 Now make the human gather more bio-fuel for us from the other yard? 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7332 The poor guy got a Picasso face. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7333 We use them to make masks. Some love the masks while others are Republicans.” Robert Van Brocklin, Portland, Ore 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7334 Future yard work. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7335 Now it won’t be awkward when we ask him to walk Rufus and take in our mail. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7336 I know they’re called leaves, but I had to take some. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7337 I know it's not as easy to probe. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7338 Leaf a few behind, will you? 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7339 Despite appearances, they say he's not a rake. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7340 Literally" - maybe now they'll get it 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7341 I wonder how these orange creatures reproduce? 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7342 It's a heartfelt gift from an unsophisticated society. We just take it back to Zorak and burn it all each fall. It takes them all year to grow and harvest it. It really is moving. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7343 I hope this pays better than the medical experiments. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7344 I wish you’d come two hours ago! 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7345 Enjoy! You’re welcome to come back next year for dinner! 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7346 You're sure this is the most efficient way to gain mankind's goodwill? 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7347 Compost happens! 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7348 Darn it, the tractor beam is stuck on the "pet" setting again. Those things are going to clog the intake valves. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7349 True belief. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7350 I DID say "leader." 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7351 Keep the tractor beam on; he'll think we meant to do it. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7352 Steves, your orders were to abduct Steves. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7353 Alien greed: "I think we hit the jackpot." 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7354 I thought you recalibrated that beam. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7355 And on the 8th day, all the alien leaves were mysteriously sucked up, taken aboard Spaceship 1, and returned to their indigenous planets. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7356 Do you shovel too? 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7357 Not what I meant when I said leave it. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7358 His HOA only allows for pickups on the first Wednesday of the month. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7359 This hovering leaves me cold. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7360 Let’s compare his work with the Leaf Blower’s next door. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7361 Yes, I see there are a lot of them - but are you sure they're the dominant life form? 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7362 After raking all day... Ted was thinking... am I dreaming this or is it real? 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7363 This earthling leaves a lot to the imagination. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7364 This leaf sucker beam will finally create peace on Earth. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7365 Whatever you say, but the experiments won't be any fun." 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7366 Yeah? Well, I’m pretty sure the prime directive says to take leaves from undeveloped alien civilizations. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7367 You came 50 million light years to play ‘Deus ex machina’ on THIS guy? 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7368 We mean no harm--Just looking for rocks 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7369 "We must travel home with planet''s little creatures before leader attacks us! 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7370 That finishes our shopping! 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7371 'Captain, we missed our target. Can we do our experiments on these?' 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7372 Did I do that?? 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7373 The only valuable thing we have learned from earthlings is how to compost. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7374 Are THEY ready for US? Or just sweep us away? 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7375 Nobody gets it on their first try. Let's move on to parallel parking. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7376 Sometimes these cumulations contain the life form's immature offspring. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7377 Leave me to your leader. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7378 Hold up. Let me grab you some Claritin. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7379 Not sure but I think its what they call Congress. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7380 Need to get me some of that flying vacuum cleaner! 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7381 Your wife will never believe you did the yard work either.” 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7382 Its not a cow but, it will do. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7383 Meep Thorp, you missed! I told you not to mix Sorlak brandy and driving! Do you want to get a UFOUI? 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7384 No, Kyle, you're supposed to get the leaves that the unmasked humans HAVEN'T interacted with! See, this is why I never let you drive. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7385 And he thought we only did snow removal. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7386 Sorry, we have a no burn law on our planet. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7387 Now THIS is what I call a symbiotic relationship! 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7388 We found their leaf-er. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7389 Immigrants take all our jobs. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7390 Won’t exit the vehicle just because I am not wearing a mask? 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7391 Out of this world ! 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7392 Thankfully we have been instructed to abduct alternate life forms, I would like to think we have reached the boundaries of what anal probing can teach us. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7393 With this sample we can fall back! 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7394 Meep morp, leaf lorp. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7395 When are we getting the atmospheric wall? 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7396 This gives the term”beam me up, Scotty” a whole new meaning 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7397 This social distancing thing is getting out of hand. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7398 Oh their leaves are so delicious” 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7399 That's the leaf blower you fool! 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7400 Seriously, this is sketch, bro. Like, this is the alien equiv of like when you had to go into a store with someone and they pulled it from out of their underwear 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7401 ‘Leader,’ not ‘weeder.’ 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7402 Every year at this time, the humans shed their skin 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7403 If you want it done right, you have to do it yourself. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7404 The leaves should be more interesting. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7405 Jerry, I told you not to use the high beams before dark! 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7406 Remember to leave enough so he won't be starving. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7407 socially distanced gardening 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7408 souvenir from this place 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7409 We'll do crap jobs until the murder and rape saucers arrive. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7410 the man is raking leaves and the aliens are making a mess 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7411 you snooze, you lose 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7412 SpaceX from Mars reports that there are two-legged creatures on Earth 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7413 You’re a horrible aim! 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7414 So these are the new gardeners they hired... 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7415 The quantity of human specimen was insufficient without the salons. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7416 We don’t need yer stinkin’ leafer 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7417 « oh my! This New Dyson is so powerful! » 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7418 Uhm... next time you might want to double check before hitting send. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7419 I’m tired of the lack of foliage on planet Zlerg. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7420 👽🗯️👽 Oh dear, don't blow them back now, that's not what I meant by "this year Earthlings need some reLIEF." 🌬️🍂🚫 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7421 when it's more human to see what a bright thing spoiler quantum lights will get you 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7422 Oh, sure, now what am I gonna do? I mean couldn't you time-warp or something and come back when there isn't a pandemic? 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7423 I wonder if this will increase my property value... 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7424 I'll just leaf it here. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7425 Before we leave. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7426 They took our jobs again! 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7427 Bob, the aliens observed, was still a 'beleafer', despite a year rooted in chaos. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7428 Now that Biden is president, he’s really improved government transparency and public services. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7429 Fool! He put them all in one spot! 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7430 It's the least we can do. 2020 has been such a hard year." Or "I can't take it anymore, Barry! His son should have helped him a long time ago! 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7431 Organic 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7432 That will be $10 please. We though earth would have a better job market but unemployed since March. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7433 So you just put these here every fall and the keep picking them up? And people travel to see them? No wonder they think we're "intelligent" 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7434 Please, take me too. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7435 This WHOLE time you were saying "take me to your leafer?!" 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7436 This is quite the most unique species we've examined in the lab... but wonder what all those surrounding odd looking two legged vertical structures are? 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7437 And finally, my son had returned, only this time to help his old pa one last time. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7438 2020’s been hard enough 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7439 You see here, this is what we have been expecting in 2021 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7440 Damn, leaf peepers! Get off my lawn!” [shakes fist] 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7441 Leaving for greener pastures 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7442 You know he’ll still say we’re illegal. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7443 What a waste! We'll inject life to those falling leaves. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7444 Testing....1-2-3.... 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7445 Why'd they wait until AFTER I raked them? 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7446 Well, at least something went right this year—teamwork makes the dream work. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7447 Do you think they accept American Express? 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7448 Okay, yeah, let's leaf it here. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7449 If you wanna shine, you gotta leave. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7450 Now you scratch mine 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7451 It’s just one small step separating a New World from this awful mess here. Might as well give it a shot. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7452 Jane was right, the brie was past it's best. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7453 A much more worthy addition to our Galactic Federation 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7454 Of all the miracles I prayed for in the Fall of 2020, this one didn’t even make the list but I’ll take it! 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7455 These Area 51 models are terribly slow 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7456 No single one leaf behind... 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7457 took him long enough to rake them 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7458 Your planet has enough issues, it’s the least we can do. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7459 Where niiiice👌🥸, how much ?💰💰💰 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7460 A Friend in Need is a Friend Indeed 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7461 It's all the rage this season 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7462 that's so nice , thank you for your help dear Aliens 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7463 Really pushing yer luck Gork 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7464 I told you we should have went with the Tesla 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7465 Flying Roomba! I will lose my job. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7466 Those humans sure could use a break this year. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7467 THEY CAN CLEAR THEIR OWN LANDING ZONES NOW . . . . NICE! . . . . THE WIFE IS CALLING ANYWAYS . . . . 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7468 What?!? We like crunchy leaves too. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7469 I guess I’ll lose this job to immigrants too, then. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7470 Trump dust removal 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7471 My family is never going to believe this is happening again 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7472 Even alieans are leafing. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7473 What’s your Venmo? 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7474 That wasn’t in the job description. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7475 do you do silent ? 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7476 Alien Driver’s Ed 101: “Okay, bear a little left, son. We want tortured souls, not their trash.” 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7477 I have to complete my service hours by next light year. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7478 Quick! Get the samples before the humans stop us! 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7479 Here Todd, instead of the anal probe just throw out these Big Mac wrappers for us. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7480 Pick the every last one. They're delicious. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7481 don't ask, we have incompetent rulers too 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7482 I want to instagram the autumn leafs 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7483 Take me to your leaves, sir. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7484 There had to be someone who wanted these! 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7485 These services apps are getting out of this world. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7486 This isn’t what either of us had in mind. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7487 There! The secret raw material for our non polluting fuel system. Grab it! 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7488 The county council DID promise to break the sanitation strike today... 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7489 I guess I am the leader of the leaves 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7490 Did she hire new landscapers? 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7491 Public services sure are cutting edge around here! 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7492 So long, and thanks for all the trash. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7493 Should we tell what leaves can really be used for? 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7494 These will go great with our mason jar and weathered rope collection. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7495 ‘We always feared that our jobs will be taken by Super Intelligence.’ 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7496 so much lighter than a cow 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7497 Their kindness was out of this world. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7498 ‘Thanks for re-posting the curbside CO2 refuel-recycle deal, Earthling’ 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7499 I hate to be the one to tell you this, Doug, but your aim is becoming a problem... 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7500 My hoarding’s out of hand. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7501 He’s on our ‘once-a-week’ plan 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7502 I wondered why this rake had a terms and conditions page.... 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7503 There's no any to stop the leaves on Earth, resistance is futile 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7504 Only older guys look at us that way, cause they grew up with all the anal probe hysteria. Zoomers never heard about it, because the internet destroyed the monoculture that kept the lie in circulation — also, I think they like putting stuff in their butts 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7505 After replacing trees with more efficient oxygen generators we finally found a primitive enough planet still with trees 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7506 The new Prius does seem very environmentally conscientious 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7507 Well now what’s my excuse for not taking care of the kids? 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7508 Our dogs are going to love jumping into these 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7509 I told you, this leaf blower is space! 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7510 Take leave, not leaf! This clearly isn’t Acapulco... 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7511 Human-Alien Symbiosis 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7512 Hey! Leaf some for me 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7513 Humans truly have a long ways to go 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7514 cool. we've got some intelligent samples. let's go home 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7515 Time to decorate for fall 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7516 just don’t miss that corner over there like last time. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7517 Whatever you do Son, make it clever. Whatever! 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7518 Check out our new leaves-pooping device 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7519 Leave us be. Dammit. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7520 Tame for 2020. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7521 I still think you are over-estimating our planet's market size for "Leaf Pile Diving". 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
7522 Let's leaf this planet already. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
7523 These are great for my compost. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
7524 This is enough fuel to get us home. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
7525 Grandma says the human is great with her azaleas, too. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
7526 For post-probing purposes. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
7527 Ever since we went from "Abducting and Experimenting on Humans", to doing household and outdoor chores for them, they seem a lot more uneasy whenever we mention our 'highschool' years. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
7528 Why are you helping the human? That's no human! He's a fellow xenophobe! He's from Xenophobia? That's 2,000,000 light years away! His retinal scan read xenophobe, Jerry. Remember, it's important we help out our own kind. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
7529 They were told to leave the planet, not leaf the planet 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
7530 He spends more time on these than his creme brulee. They must be delicious! 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
7531 We'll roll 'em an' smoke 'em. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
7532 The creature nearby is obviously a slave helping the leaves exercise their freedom of assembly. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
7533 His weapon is useless now and he is motionless. Prepare the anal probe. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
7534 We aren't taking jobs from immigrants—we're immigrants too! 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
7535 Can you come back in the winter? 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
7536 With the amount of time humans spend gathering these things, they are obviously very valuable. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
7537 I mean... works for me. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
7538 Leave no leaf behind 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
7539 Again, we are sincerely sorry about the mix up, Hank. If there is anything more we can do to make it right, please let us know. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
7540 Hope you remember this address when I get he first snowstorm. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
7541 Those are the best chips to go with dip.” 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
7542 No, you fool! The guy with the big fork. Not the leaves! 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
7543 It's okay, he'll think we're a new community garden service. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
7544 Because they at last have the intelligence to leave the tree when their time is up. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
7545 I heard the neighbors call it “paying it forward.” 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
7546 Where are we going with all these leaves, I think it would have been much easier to just blew them. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
7547 The Roomba has really taken off! 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
7548 If they find out about the leaves, they'll keep all for themselves. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
7549 I prefer refueling on this planet. These humans always pile up the leaves so neatly and for free. But they never clean the windshields like on Alpha Centauri. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
7550 I hope they are as good as last year. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
7551 I got the Vegan edition "To Serve Man". 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
7552 I did order a Roomba on Black Friday, but did I pay extra for a flying feature? I better return it, it came 'in use' already! 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
7553 THIS is what Santa's little elves gave me for Christmas? Bah humbug. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
7554 Calculate his leaf tolerance ratio. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
7555 I think they're dead people. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
7556 Man: Hey! I was gonna jump in those! 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
7557 We’re mulching Jupiter. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
7558 No Mask? No Leaves. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
7559 These must be important – they work so hard to collect them before winter. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
7560 Maybe the leaves will be smarter than the humans we have probed? 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
7561 Beam them up, please! 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
7562 'He seems to like these - funny kind of currency to pile up, but hey...' 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
7563 I told you - adjust the laser pickup/transporter 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
7564 You're not leaving these in MY backyard! 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
7565 He's not paying us for getting the leaves off his yard. I got the lasers ready! 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
7566 Just as we thought they would do, they're leaving the humanoid. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
7567 Ork leaves nothing to chance. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
7568 Individual outsourcing to truly real aliens? 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
7569 Men don’t leaves. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
7570 Well, okay. Maybe theirs does grow on trees. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
7571 Hey, I asked if we should buy more toilet paper when we stopped at Alpha Centauri, but you said that we had plenty. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
7572 Xarnak, the Commander's direction was to leave no TRACE behind. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
7573 stop pooping on my lawn 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
7574 It’s not the tree particle disposal job that get’s to me. It’s the commute.” 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
7575 Walt Whitman 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
7576 Life sucks 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
7577 I prefer this to probing humans. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
7578 But, earthling, we don't want to leave. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
7579 No, no! I said we must be *leaving* now. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
7580 Are you sure our orders are "take me to the leafer?" 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
7581 They hate it when we bring more leaves! 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
7582 HQ says leafer, so leafer it is. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
7583 Who would have thought they would be so helpful? 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
7584 The simple explanation is 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
7585 They work as biofuel or food. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
7586 He's much better than the Ob/gyn who uses a leaf blower 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
7587 Your anal probe won’t fit these. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
7588 Clearly the dead organic life is smarter! 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
7589 These fallen leaves fuel my rocket ship! 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
7590 Sorry, we only want the leaves. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
7591 THESE BREAK UP EASILY UPON EXAMINATION. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
7592 Earth problems - sorted. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
7593 Great! Now all we need to find are some old phone books. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
7594 Santa? 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
7595 Green and beneficial, just what the world needs. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
7596 These crinkly things are interesting, but how do they spend them? 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
7597 Now Mr. Hoover is going to go home, invent the vacuum cleaner and become rich! 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
7598 Calgon? Is that you? 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
7599 Use our image duplicator, report back, and await further activation instructions. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
7600 I told him this was easier with a tractor. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
7601 Honey, how much do I tip these nice Aliens 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
7602 How much should I tip him? 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
7603 We better start searching other forms of intelligent life. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
7604 Thanks, but do you need a yard waste bag? 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
7605 You know, I think we could do better than working Amazon fulfillment with our alien technology. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
7606 Yeah, I read Brontë, too. The leaves must be important go for them. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
7607 Just wait till he finds out that this priceless foliage will be paying for the cost of his anal probe. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
7608 What falls down must fall up. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
7609 No toilet ! 1.0278 0.02817 36 36 0 0
7610 Will that be enough leaves to make the autumnal wreathes you want to sell at the farmers market? 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
7611 At mealtime, you stop seeing the forest for the leaves. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
7612 The claw chooses who will go and who will stay. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
7613 Paul,I told you. We can’t become Influencers on Instagram without a leaf pile and a PSL. Starbucks is our next stop. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
7614 Wait, isn't that the guy whose memories we scanned, and it turned out he'd fucked Madonna in, like, 1987? And then we accidentally wiped all of it? I felt so bad about that, dude. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
7615 This is the easiest ten cosmic monetary units we've ever made. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
7616 "That's oddly seasonal!" 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
7617 I told you we should take the ship, and not the Roomba- 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
7618 You know, these’ll look great on Blargon-7. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
7619 Must be harvesting time for earthmen. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
7620 Dont be skeptical ,He has sneezed on them multiple times and they are a perfect biological weapon for our quest of intergalactic dominance. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
7621 I think our Good Neighbors campaign is really working! 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
7622 Maybe these can actually teach us something. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
7623 It's dang cute how unevolved he is. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
7624 `My wife won't believe it! 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
7625 In this case the plant life looks more challenging than the human life 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
7626 We should beam down a blower to this earthling. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
7627 Well, This guy isn’t the cheapest on the planet at $10.00 a bale. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
7628 Beam some up, they might be valuable. Earthlings want them right after they fall off the big brown things. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
7629 These will be perfect for my seasonal arts and spacecraft project 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
7630 Promise, next year we'll hire someone. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
7631 Hey, we're your new neighbors, just moved onto Uranus. And happy to help you clean up your yard. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
7632 These squirrels bury their currency for future use. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
7633 No! Forward! Forward! Move the joystick forward! Oh here, just let me do it. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
7634 They collect them I'm sure they will like us 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
7635 This is my least favorite part of the job 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
7636 Look. There's gold in them thar leaves! 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
7637 I guess city hall did get my letter about Composting only picking up monthly. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
7638 What's good for one planet is good for another. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
7639 Are you available for leave cleanup weekly all autumn 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
7640 Might as we’ll beam up the unintelligent alien while we’re at it. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
7641 I know we usually get "blown", thought we'd splurge a little on some "hand raked." 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
7642 He doesn't get our little joke: the leaves are leaving. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
7643 His dog will never believe him. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
7644 This looks less sad. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
7645 A lower life form. Will be dazzled by the leaf blower. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
7646 Huh. It looks like they’re the lucky ones now. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
7647 Maybe we can increase their intelligence by relieving them of their mindless activities. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
7648 It's the little things. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
7649 Then let's go and probe some cattle... 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
7650 'It's not because of us. He's been rather cold since the result of the elections' 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
7651 We've found this the best strategy for peace and goodwill. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
7652 Nothing but a true enemy 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
7653 Quick, stesl as much as you can before he can get it into a safe! 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
7654 C'mon already, stop practising - it's time to sweep the nation! 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
7655 It'll take too long to fill the tank here. Let's find a place where they pile them at curbside. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
7656 I told you to bring your glasses this time. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
7657 *leaves* 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
7658 beats raking 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
7659 Usually it takes hours to suck them in. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
7660 Tell him to get more or we 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
7661 Off you go, fall leaves! Fixate a biofuel idea to accelerate their comeback! 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
7662 Looks like it’s that time of year again. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
7663 Gee, thanks! 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
7664 Don’t worry, I’m going to give him a receipt. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
7665 Just wait ‘til we tell the pyramid gang about this one 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
7666 I think he’s telling us he want to leave 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
7667 Reuse, Recycle, Refuel 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
7668 Bet he can’t rake his brain around this sight 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
7669 I read these are great for compost 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
7670 Alien leaves the earth 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
7671 C’mon guys! The Georgia ballot has closed. Result declared. These aren’t the missing votes” 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
7672 We will take it from there. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
7673 Here We are again, foreigners stealing our jobs 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
7674 No, not the leaves Harry, the man. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
7675 They quite obviously covet these leaves, they must be valuable 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
7676 Who taught you how to aim, Ned? Let me drive! 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
7677 Hey, our orders were to take the one with the most intelligence.” “I did. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
7678 They call that raking? 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
7679 Leaving the earth 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
7680 My son loves to crunch these up 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
7681 Insignificant humans. They think they are so smart. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
7682 Because, leaves can’t get Covid 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
7683 Fossils too are drained, why are still silent... society. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
7684 Give me my leafs back 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
7685 Here, let me get that for you. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
7686 Excuse us, human but we are going to takeover from here, starting with the cleaning of this yard. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
7687 This is a story no one is going to be-leaf. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
7688 Let's do it, mama! 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
7689 Can you do the front yard too? 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
7690 Ive seen enough, now I MUST say JUMANJI this new year 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
7691 poggers 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
7692 E.T Mow Lawn! 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
7693 Where have you two been the past four years? I was getting tired of all the manual labor I had to do myself. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
7694 I don’t think your ‘Take me to your leaf-er’ pun is translating. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
7695 Looks like someone swapped their D and F keys... 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
7696 The Overlords will be very pleased that we've found the perfect medium for delivering the vaccine microchip implants... 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
7697 That was close, didn't you see he's not wearing a mask! 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
7698 Sorry, Kiddo, we got a much better reaction in Wyoming back in 79. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
7699 that’s it, no more bleach for me 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
7700 After I did all this work? 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
7701 The boss said to take a leaflet from this planet, right? 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
7702 Beats me what they are, but the humans seem to think they're worth something. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
7703 Should we leaf him?” 👽 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
7704 They’re raking trees, little trees like this — nut trees, little bushes, this must be Finland. 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
7705 Their taxes must be out of this world. 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
7706 Isn't it funny that we're Vegans who are also vegan? 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7707 These fools don’t recognize good seeds when the see them 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7708 Take me to your leafer? Seriously 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7709 Scotti, take the leaves, leave him, their language is weird. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7710 I said "leader" with a 'd'. You never listen to me. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7711 I told you unidentified falling objects were real. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7712 planet ZOOMBA leaf patrol 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7713 Paul, Are you sure they are the life form samples were were sent to collect? Yes I am, the guy with a stick is a Trump supporter so doesn't qualify. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7714 This should be enough fuel to get us back to Alpha Centauri. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7715 This beats the Roomba, don't you think? 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7716 Let us feed him more "leaves," as they call them. He has harvested his field and still looks hungry. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7717 I told you people would buy it on Amazon 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7718 Donald Trump comes back to earth to pick up some of his remains!!!! 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7719 Nathan was right, looks like "the leaf bucket" it is! 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7720 This is making my back tired. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7721 Alien 1: Does helping them with their private chores change the deep-seated perception they have for us? Alien 2: No, humans are often suspicious of things good for them and generous of things that challenge their existence. It's a human thing. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7722 You've probed so many of them already... and nothing. Maybe we should try probing that slave they use to help them gather together. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7723 Of course you’ll be counted in the death toll. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7724 Finally, they took us to their leaf-eater. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7725 Tell him, next time without a mask, it'll be two piles at a greater distance than he can fathom. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7726 Curiously, they call them ‘leaves’ but apparently don’t like to leave them.” Douglas Monaghan, Floral Park, New Yor 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7727 If he peed on the pile we’ll have his DNA 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7728 We'll leave you in peace 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7729 We have learned much from the Leaf People...and their droid. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7730 It's a nice gesture, but Earthlings need a lot more from us than help with the yardwork. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
7731 Thank you for your service! 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7732 Well, hell. Had I known they were into yard work I'd welcomed 'em a long time ago. Better withdrawal my sighting to the Whitehouse I s'pose. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7733 Can iRobot do this? 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7734 And after we finish this, the Earthlings have this delightful activity called a “paper run.” 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7735 The transmissions from the Congress we received awhile ago were right. The only intelligent life on this planet can be found on the ground this time of the year. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7736 Damn leaf peepers are never satisfied 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7737 The boss said we can't quit until we bring back a saucer full of them, so we can compost those humans faster. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7738 - Are you sure that these are the main living creatures in this planet? - No doubts. They're everywhere. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7739 Maybe for HIM it sucks, but it’s just your garden-variety tractor beam. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7740 I wonder about the significance of these objects he spent hours gathering 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7741 Now we finally have proof that there is indeed leaf on earth. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7742 Suck a litle harder. It's getting windy. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7743 Nice try! Now just refocus the Beamer on the human. Don’t get discouraged this is why we have training. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7744 No. Nothing important. Just extra Biden votes from Philadelphia that were not needed. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7745 That' not what I meant when I said "Leave them to their own devices." 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7746 So much garbage that the broom can't clean it. The aliens must come to clean it up 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7747 Earthling, we take leaves of you now. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
7748 Are you sure the order said leafer? 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7749 No, not "leaf"... "Leave!" 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7750 Yeah, well next time you decide to Marie Kondo your fall decor, you can replace it yourself. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7751 Ask the third being we are transporting to take us to his leader. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7752 I am glad humanoid Musk has found new ways of generating revenue stream 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7753 These beings are colorful and crunchy. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7754 and we're a subscription service, no chance Roomba or IRobot can catch us now. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7755 Erikson reporting. We located Earth's leafer. Uploafing now. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7756 Point of clarification...I told you we can’t LEAVE anything behind! 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
7757 'Take us to your leafer' 'Please accept these gifts from Alpha Centauri' 'Leaves! Leaves! We don't need no stinking leaves!' 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7758 That was a typo - it should have read "take me to your leader" not "your leafer" 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7759 Listen fellas..:On this planet , “blow it out yer’ ass” is metaphorical. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7760 The leaf peepers on Venus are gonna love this color! 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7761 We are your friends. Share us with your neighbors. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7762 At least we burn them in a bonfire. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7763 But, then, what will these poor souls eat in the middle of a bitter Virus-winter?" 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7764 Fake votes, no doubt. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7765 These will be perfect on a salad! 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7766 On Planet Earth leaves are not used as money. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7767 I know this is your first trip, but we need to take the life form. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7768 This planet is so needy." But we cannot ignore the interplanetary distress signal: Tired human with upright yard utensil." 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7769 When they said,we subcontract yard cleaning to safe no-contact,I didn’t expect this... 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7770 Now, why didn't I think of that? 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7771 This is just until he gets a mulching mower. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7772 Oh, I should get one of those 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7773 Yes, Scotto, but are we ready for leaves taking? 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7774 Greetings, space beings. I come in fleece. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7775 Let's anally probe him, just for the hell of it. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7776 Cleanliness is next to godliness, at least in their world. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7777 Aaaiiirrr beam! Aaaiiirrr beam! 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7778 While you guys are here, would you mind grabbing some donations I've been forgetting about for a couple of months now? 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7779 Well,we were told to clean up around here. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7780 How did you manage to get the earthling to collect them for you? 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7781 Facts! If they pile it up it,it 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7782 Either we vaporize him or find someplace else to dump our leaves. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7783 Alien conspiracy theories of a horticultural kind here we come! 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7784 Honey, Elon Musk's gardeners are here again. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7785 Lucky for us his leaf blower broke! 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7786 They are all a little flakey down there. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7787 Pfft. Glad the neighbors let me use their leaf blower. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7788 I said, 'Beam up he who leads,' not 'Beam up the leaves.' 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7789 Huh, it must be Wednesday already. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7790 He worked pretty hard. Maybe we should leave a few for him. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7791 Muscling into the Mexican landscaping cartel. You don know who you're dealing with. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7792 I have no recollection of asking for more. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7793 Do you have any idea what these UFOs are? 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7794 This is food to me because I am an alien and I like to eat weird food like dirt and stuff 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7795 When the leaves are gone you're next 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7796 Now that we've demonstrated the awesome power of our leaf vacuum technology, it's time to strike fear deep into the human's heart by depositing the leaf mulch directly onto the human's flower beds. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7797 The PSL craze and these things appear to correlate. We'll do a chemical analysis to see if it's causal. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7798 Grok thinks we find more intelligent life if we abduct something other than humans. Drew Bridges, Wake Forest, NC 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7799 You're really fussy about making a clean landing aren't you 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7800 Now push the microphone button and say, “We leaf you with your chosen leader.” 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7801 He's smiling now but just wait until he realizes that we got all his leaves and didn't pay. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7802 He thought leaves fell from trees. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7803 Did he just say, "unbe-leaf-able?" 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7804 Are you sure that's what the Supreme Leader meant when it said, 'leave him'?' 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7805 Always amazed how far Craigslister 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7806 He misunderstood our word for leaflets. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7807 Much quicker here than in the other yard! Imagine how we'll maximize our return! 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7808 Dammit, Zorb, I said Leif, not leaves! 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7809 I missed one time! Probe this, Drecklon!!! 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7810 Each year, the obedient Earthlings gather their precious offerings. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7811 Quick, distract him with a monolith! 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7812 -You gonna probe his leaves now? Come on Carl, its broad daylight. My mom was right, you are loosing it. - No, Victoria, I´m not probing them. Im tractor-beaming them. You don´t have to probe everything carbonbased. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7813 Turn on the garden tractor beam. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7814 See? Farm to table really gives you the benefit of caring for your cows 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7815 For my dog. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7816 If the Tree Masters command their servants to gather them, they must be valuable. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7817 Your getting to close for social distancing 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7818 Watch- Every time we leave a pile the humans gather them together. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7819 I think he saw us, we should hurry up and leaf." 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7820 I mean, I know how this sounds, and I know this is really less of a generational trend than a class thing, but you want a job to be *about* something, y’know? I can’t tell what this company’s values are, I don’t think they have *vision*, and buy-in i 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7821 Hahah, then while he's scratching his head I'll tractor beam his leg off and blow all the leaves in his face. I call dibs on the stupid chore-blazer with the elbow patches. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7822 It's better to have tried and failed than to live life wondering what would've happened if I had tried. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7823 Don't forget to vapourise the trash before you clock out. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7824 Horn-beam me up Scotty. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7825 Wait, did you say 'leader' or 'leafer'? 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7826 Your sister is teaching a composting class on Venus, Molder! 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7827 We'll be up to our elbows in Squirrels and Shade by planting these back home. We'll be heroes. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7828 We should really clean up in this neighborhood now that the other aliens are gone. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7829 It is true what they say. One species 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7830 I got a few more yards to clean up. Would you mind helping? 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7831 Seriously, Knorzar, Chuck is raising his prices next week and what would the children think if they knew we were clupping earth leaf? 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7832 Let's take these lifeforms in for questioning. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7833 Why do they get so mesmerized by this every single time? The principle is just the same as vacuum cleaners. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7834 You can have these back..... the collective efforts to gather these is quite misleading 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7835 Wait! Take me too! 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7836 @newyorkermag “Mind your business!! Now I have to go back in the house...with the wife.” 😅 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7837 The best way to dispose things... 😂 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7838 Once you finish with the leaves, just leave the garbage behind! 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7839 So I guess it wasn’t enough for y’all to try and steal the election, was it? 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7840 I know these new neighbours will get me laid off one of these days 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7841 Just when I cleaned up my own 2020 crap, they throw new rubbish. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7842 Delicious autumn! My very soul is wedded to it, and if I were a bird I would fly about the earth seeking the successive autumns. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7843 They even say money doesn’t grow in tress! Morons 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7844 Darn, I was looking forward to picking those up. Can't win this year" @chuckezoo @daniellesdahan @jamster52 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7845 They’re already dead so you can send paul home. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7846 They outlawed leaf blowers but it will be ages before they outlaw leaf collection 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7847 First aim a little the right...We have the plant fiber and nutrients with a vinegar-based sauce before the protein. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7848 George, leaf it alone, you’re confusing the earthling 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7849 We tested their DNA...nothing organic left... lets focus on saving the Planet 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7850 I thought they beamed up? 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7851 Thankfully, going back in time to do this before they invented leaf blowers changed the universe. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7852 We are conossiuers of"fallen art". 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7853 The New Way 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7854 That's what Musk gonna do with our garbage disposal system" #martia 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7855 Just sanitizing the plants.” 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7856 I can't wait to write my 4 star review of this rake. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7857 Welp, better the leaves than my brains. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7858 It's a lousy economy, but I'm available for seasonal hire. Need any more leaf piles? 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7859 They just put them in piles. Might as well 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7860 *Slurp* 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7861 We better get reimbursed travel for this gig. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7862 We really got into diy decorations these days 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7863 This man’s collecting something. It must be valuable. Let’s beam away some of the treasure. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7864 Due to extenuating circumstances the local highway dept. Will not be picking up leafs this year. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7865 Seasons greetings 🖖🏽 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7866 we are missing to complete this 2020 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7867 She said 'Hit 'em where they leaf expect it.'" "And you think THIS is what she meant? 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7868 if they only knew how valuable these dry crispy things really are” 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7869 Take me to your leaflitter?! 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7870 Dad's going to be pissed when he finds out I've been abducting foliage instead of Bob, but I'm just not like him. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7871 More room in the landfill. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
7872 When does the IPO launch? 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7873 The aliens have started a compost pile. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7874 Hey can you guys put those leaves on top of that artist’s signature instead of right here. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7875 Come on guys 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7876 Honestly.. what else was I expecting? 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7877 Thanks for keeping us on, Bob. Times have been tough since that damn press conference. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7878 the best part is when we put them back a few weeks later. one guy stared at the sky scratching his head for 45 minute. classic. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7879 I am sorry to say this but you have failed your picking license test again! 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7880 what do we even pay him for? 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7881 I can’t believe it! ...they’re getting out of control with this comic con stuff 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7882 That Israeli space security chief may have blown our cover. Just act normal. Let’s be a garbage truck... Hey my friend, just put it in the bin next time! 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7883 👽- “Quick get this stash!” 👽- “You’re not the only ones who like jumping in piles of leaves... see you sucker, mwahaha” 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7884 Well, at least 2020 did some good for once. Got rid of these never-ending leaves 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7885 i told the HOA letting them in would improve the neighborhood 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7886 Not your typical UFO 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
7887 Love it when they herd them for the picking 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0