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Name | Value |
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Submission deadline | 2020-12-20T23:32:00.000Z |
Voting started | - |
Voting ended | 2021-01-17T23:33:00.000Z |
Finalists announced | 2021-01-11T23:33:00.000Z |
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued | January 18, 2021 |
Number of captions | 7888 |
Number of responses | 939433 |
Number of participants | - |
In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.
Rank | Caption | Mean | Precision | Total votes | "Unfunny" votes | "Somewhat funny" votes | "Funny" votes |
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0 | Just to mess with him put them back on the tree. | 2.1727 | 0.00633 | 14665 | 3256 | 5621 | 5788 |
1 | Wait, did they say 'take the man and leave' or 'take the man and leaves?' | 2.0634 | 0.00746 | 11207 | 3164 | 4168 | 3875 |
2 | This is your first abduction, isn’t it? | 2.0288 | 0.00708 | 12535 | 3768 | 4638 | 4129 |
3 | Must be valuable, they spend hours collecting them! | 2.0077 | 0.00721 | 11577 | 3439 | 4610 | 3528 |
4 | Trust me—I know their language. If he’s ‘raking it in,’ it’s money. | 1.9211 | 0.00792 | 10315 | 3779 | 3571 | 2965 |
5 | No, the OTHER pile of useless organic matter. | 1.9198 | 0.00848 | 9386 | 3573 | 2993 | 2820 |
6 | We travel 1,000 light years and you miss by three feet. | 1.9194 | 0.00825 | 9594 | 3549 | 3269 | 2776 |
7 | I AM getting the intelligent life form! The other one still hasn’t accepted the election results. | 1.9010 | 0.01005 | 7040 | 2894 | 1953 | 2193 |
8 | I think you've slightly misinterpreted "A good interplanetary explorer discreetly gathers information and leaves." | 1.8925 | 0.01005 | 6634 | 2619 | 2109 | 1906 |
9 | As long as we're up here we should do the gutters. | 1.8828 | 0.00898 | 8184 | 3236 | 2671 | 2277 |
10 | After the year they’ve had, it’s the least we can do. | 1.8787 | 0.00821 | 9355 | 3582 | 3326 | 2447 |
11 | Trust me. This is how we win the suburbs. | 1.8566 | 0.02029 | 1569 | 635 | 524 | 410 |
12 | If they only knew our money grows on their trees. | 1.8351 | 0.01728 | 2050 | 824 | 740 | 486 |
13 | Another job lost to illegal aliens. | 1.8202 | 0.02839 | 840 | 373 | 245 | 222 |
14 | Now spread them all over the place and see if he’ll do it again. | 1.8138 | 0.02106 | 1434 | 614 | 473 | 347 |
15 | Now watch his expression when I put them back on the tree. | 1.7938 | 0.04141 | 388 | 177 | 114 | 97 |
16 | Put them in the neighbor's yard so he has to say aliens did it." | 1.7854 | 0.00938 | 7311 | 3306 | 2268 | 1737 |
17 | I guess his wife is the hunter. | 1.7740 | 0.01133 | 5062 | 2346 | 1514 | 1202 |
18 | No, no - not the leaves. We are supposed to extract the species with the highest intellect. The squirrel is over there. | 1.7569 | 0.02668 | 831 | 371 | 291 | 169 |
19 | This advanced species makes oxygen, reduces CO2, and changes colors. | 1.7542 | 0.01157 | 4731 | 2222 | 1450 | 1059 |
20 | First, you get them to believe you are here to help them. | 1.7512 | 0.01126 | 4541 | 2013 | 1645 | 883 |
21 | Can’t wait to see the look on his face when we put these back on the tree. | 1.7478 | 0.00900 | 7640 | 3570 | 2427 | 1643 |
22 | It’s not as fun as crop circles, but it keeps them busy during the lock down. | 1.7231 | 0.02343 | 975 | 433 | 379 | 163 |
23 | What trouble? We just beam them up and dump them over the fence. I've seen him do it dozens of times. | 1.7169 | 0.00974 | 6100 | 2873 | 2081 | 1146 |
24 | I guess the trees make them do it. Wait until you see what the dogs make them do. | 1.7066 | 0.01298 | 3787 | 1933 | 1036 | 818 |
25 | He's lucky we're vegan." | 1.7017 | 0.01927 | 1549 | 745 | 521 | 283 |
26 | Please let it taste better than kale. | 1.6998 | 0.01053 | 5437 | 2698 | 1673 | 1066 |
27 | Idiot! That’s the lawn tractor beam. | 1.6991 | 0.01247 | 4440 | 2401 | 974 | 1065 |
28 | I said hover not hoover. | 1.6939 | 0.01362 | 3241 | 1622 | 989 | 630 |
29 | Why do you only do chores on other planets? | 1.6917 | 0.01295 | 3548 | 1771 | 1100 | 677 |
30 | Another American job lost to an illegal alien. | 1.6907 | 0.01383 | 3366 | 1765 | 877 | 724 |
31 | Everything’s good as long as they think we’re from Amazon. | 1.6844 | 0.03324 | 507 | 247 | 173 | 87 |
32 | The human next door wants us to abduct his, too. | 1.6764 | 0.01261 | 3464 | 1696 | 1193 | 575 |
33 | This always seems like a fun idea until you hit the dog poop. | 1.6655 | 0.02629 | 867 | 453 | 251 | 163 |
34 | We’re 67,000,000 miles from home, and you just realized you forgot your glasses? | 1.6623 | 0.02589 | 844 | 429 | 271 | 144 |
35 | Do you think his wife will find it harder to believe he saw us or that he actually raked the lawn? | 1.6444 | 0.01735 | 1870 | 977 | 581 | 312 |
36 | It's the least we can do after the anal probe. | 1.6413 | 0.01897 | 1681 | 918 | 448 | 315 |
37 | No, I didn’t “miss”. Can’t a guy just do something nice? | 1.6405 | 0.02702 | 687 | 340 | 254 | 93 |
38 | Trump’s missing votes. | 1.6350 | 0.02744 | 800 | 440 | 212 | 148 |
39 | I told you we should have come last year... nothing scares them anymore... | 1.6326 | 0.01957 | 1508 | 814 | 434 | 260 |
40 | He’s spent all afternoon collecting them - they must be worth SOMETHING | 1.6318 | 0.01353 | 2846 | 1458 | 978 | 410 |
41 | You know, Shift-Alt-L does the same thing. | 1.6312 | 0.03362 | 507 | 273 | 148 | 86 |
42 | I find that random acts of kindness before the anal probe always helps. | 1.6297 | 0.01523 | 2614 | 1455 | 672 | 487 |
43 | I don’t think ‘Take me to your leafer’ was the right line. | 1.6284 | 0.03143 | 584 | 317 | 167 | 100 |
44 | Then we'll dump them in the yard down the street where they cut down all their trees. | 1.6277 | 0.01587 | 2380 | 1321 | 624 | 435 |
45 | Well OK, but feeding and taking care of them will be all your responsibility. | 1.6275 | 0.02612 | 765 | 395 | 260 | 110 |
46 | The real fun starts when his wife gets home and we beam them back down again. | 1.6262 | 0.01483 | 2555 | 1374 | 762 | 419 |
47 | Can you take Trump too? | 1.6251 | 0.02689 | 875 | 502 | 199 | 174 |
48 | He was collecting them. They must be important. | 1.6223 | 0.01417 | 2497 | 1275 | 890 | 332 |
49 | This is the last day of your free trial. Your service will continue next week at $14.99/month. | 1.6187 | 0.03121 | 535 | 280 | 179 | 76 |
50 | He looks benign, but how does he know my name is Scotty? | 1.6110 | 0.02330 | 1018 | 556 | 302 | 160 |
51 | Little do they know that our money grows on their trees." | 1.6084 | 0.01693 | 1938 | 1066 | 565 | 307 |
52 | It's strange phenomenon. They write about them, then they jump in them, then they burn them. | 1.6064 | 0.02905 | 592 | 310 | 205 | 77 |
53 | When you said the landscaping industry loves to employ illegal aliens, I don't think they mean us. | 1.6033 | 0.01768 | 1782 | 990 | 509 | 283 |
54 | Walt was mighty impressed with his new lawn guy's quality of equipment. | 1.6026 | 0.03193 | 536 | 295 | 159 | 82 |
55 | This is what Finland actually does to prevent forest fires. | 1.6023 | 0.02812 | 694 | 383 | 204 | 107 |
56 | Are you absolutely sure these are the ballots? | 1.5991 | 0.01915 | 1609 | 926 | 402 | 281 |
57 | As long as we do the landscaping no one will care that we are illegal aliens. | 1.5980 | 0.01887 | 1637 | 938 | 419 | 280 |
58 | Leaf sample collection may not be exciting, but it sure beats probe duty! | 1.5958 | 0.03556 | 428 | 237 | 127 | 64 |
59 | I know the prime directive is not to interfere but, for God’s sake, look at the size of his yard. | 1.5929 | 0.02052 | 1437 | 846 | 330 | 261 |
60 | He was nice about us taking his wife, it's the least we can do. | 1.5922 | 0.02046 | 1329 | 751 | 369 | 209 |
61 | Eat your salad first, and THEN you can have the protein. | 1.5915 | 0.01916 | 1454 | 806 | 436 | 212 |
62 | They must be valuable. Everyone collects them. | 1.5842 | 0.01935 | 1342 | 732 | 436 | 174 |
63 | Ok, now drop them into the neighbor’s yard. | 1.5811 | 0.02005 | 1282 | 711 | 397 | 174 |
64 | The day the aliens felt that Frank had a hard enough 2020. | 1.5796 | 0.02049 | 1244 | 696 | 375 | 173 |
65 | ''Take me to your leafer.' Am I saying that right? | 1.5789 | 0.02048 | 1235 | 689 | 377 | 169 |
66 | Once I eat one, I can’t stop. | 1.5787 | 0.02603 | 807 | 462 | 223 | 122 |
67 | this is the easy part. The rough part comes in April when we have to reattach them...... | 1.5777 | 0.02149 | 1177 | 673 | 328 | 176 |
68 | Don’t tell him we’re also sending back all of his missing socks. | 1.5764 | 0.02602 | 779 | 440 | 229 | 110 |
69 | These must be the dominant lifeform, they're everywhere! | 1.5734 | 0.02135 | 1151 | 652 | 338 | 161 |
70 | I'm telling you, we do a couple nice deeds like this, and they never see the invasion coming. | 1.5727 | 0.02103 | 1128 | 625 | 360 | 143 |
71 | We cost more but we're quieter than a leaf blower. | 1.5682 | 0.02524 | 799 | 450 | 244 | 105 |
72 | A friendly gesture can make first contact go a lot better. | 1.5669 | 0.02068 | 1069 | 576 | 380 | 113 |
73 | Remind me,were we supposed to take the human and leave,or take the human and leaves? | 1.5657 | 0.02272 | 1020 | 586 | 291 | 143 |
74 | I would take the earthling home but honestly who wants to hear any more about 2020? | 1.5622 | 0.02388 | 980 | 582 | 245 | 153 |
75 | Student driver. Please be patient. | 1.5619 | 0.02276 | 929 | 516 | 304 | 109 |
76 | We went from building the pyramids to this? | 1.5619 | 0.02308 | 970 | 558 | 280 | 132 |
77 | Can you believe it, Gerald, they're just throwing these away! | 1.5606 | 0.02318 | 965 | 555 | 279 | 131 |
78 | This will go into our museum’s exhibit on human futility. | 1.5602 | 0.02375 | 964 | 567 | 254 | 143 |
79 | After the break: exclusive Fox News video exposes how inter-galactic DNC operatives stole thousands of Trump ballots. | 1.5593 | 0.02573 | 894 | 548 | 192 | 154 |
80 | Court ordered community service isn't what it used to be. I miss building pyramids. | 1.5591 | 0.02431 | 914 | 537 | 243 | 134 |
81 | It must be important. They spend a lot of time gathering it. | 1.5580 | 0.02314 | 939 | 535 | 284 | 120 |
82 | It’s unbelievable that it just grows on trees down here! | 1.5580 | 0.02338 | 939 | 540 | 274 | 125 |
83 | We will distribute them to neighbors who have recently raked. It is more amusing, even, than making crop circles. | 1.5579 | 0.02335 | 941 | 541 | 275 | 125 |
84 | I have to be honest. Your first abduction is not going well. | 1.5559 | 0.02308 | 858 | 471 | 297 | 90 |
85 | Set your phasers to “mulch” | 1.5547 | 0.03149 | 521 | 302 | 149 | 70 |
86 | My understanding is, if he gets them all he can mate with his wife | 1.5520 | 0.03575 | 433 | 260 | 107 | 66 |
87 | I told you to bring more toilet paper. | 1.5511 | 0.02445 | 851 | 493 | 247 | 111 |
88 | Just take the leaves. Everyone will really think he's crazy! | 1.5503 | 0.04168 | 298 | 174 | 84 | 40 |
89 | Thanks; and while you're at, could you pick up the yapping little dog next door, too, please? | 1.5491 | 0.02504 | 825 | 483 | 231 | 111 |
90 | They seem to collect theses, so they must have some value. | 1.5480 | 0.02377 | 834 | 470 | 271 | 93 |
91 | After receiving some help with his Saturday afternoon chores, Dan reconsiders his views on alien labor laws. | 1.5476 | 0.02677 | 714 | 417 | 203 | 94 |
92 | If you’d brought enough toilet paper, we wouldn’t have to do this. | 1.5463 | 0.02535 | 789 | 460 | 227 | 102 |
93 | I'm not leaving Vermont without a souvenir. | 1.5445 | 0.02510 | 797 | 464 | 232 | 101 |
94 | You told me I'm just an alien who eats shoots and leaves. Now you're saying you forgot a comma? | 1.5436 | 0.02626 | 802 | 488 | 192 | 122 |
95 | Ballots, you idiot. We're supposed to be harvesting ballots! | 1.5426 | 0.02675 | 728 | 432 | 197 | 99 |
96 | Can you come back in a month and get the snow from the driveway? | 1.5423 | 0.02612 | 769 | 458 | 205 | 106 |
97 | We know two things: This is not Area 51,and you never ask for directions. | 1.5421 | 0.03405 | 439 | 258 | 124 | 57 |
98 | The guy, you idiot; aim at the guy! | 1.5410 | 0.02546 | 769 | 449 | 224 | 96 |
99 | haha, do you think they’ll ever realize these can be fuel?!” “No, they’re still digging in the earth for that. | 1.5405 | 0.03690 | 370 | 217 | 106 | 47 |
100 | I’m starving and he looks delicious. Do we really have to have the salad first? | 1.5401 | 0.02600 | 761 | 451 | 209 | 101 |
101 | Will you be back when it snows? | 1.5399 | 0.03469 | 426 | 252 | 118 | 56 |
102 | We should charge more than $40 a week... | 1.5391 | 0.03095 | 499 | 287 | 155 | 57 |
103 | You see the look on his face now? Wait till I blow these back all over the yard. | 1.5385 | 0.02611 | 767 | 459 | 203 | 105 |
104 | I said take him before he leaves, not take his leaves! | 1.5374 | 0.02635 | 735 | 436 | 203 | 96 |
105 | I love space, but I miss seasons. | 1.5374 | 0.02686 | 722 | 432 | 192 | 98 |
106 | It drives them crazy when we put them back! | 1.5372 | 0.02585 | 713 | 413 | 218 | 82 |
107 | I miss making crop circles. | 1.5365 | 0.02560 | 753 | 441 | 220 | 92 |
108 | Switch it to blow - it really irritates them. | 1.5361 | 0.02784 | 664 | 396 | 180 | 88 |
109 | Our earth mission to collect intelligent life forms is now complete” | 1.5356 | 0.02684 | 702 | 416 | 196 | 90 |
110 | I think it said "rake me to your leafer." | 1.5356 | 0.02677 | 745 | 452 | 187 | 106 |
111 | We beam them up. Then we come back during the night and arrange the leaves on his lawn in a perfect circle formation. | 1.5350 | 0.02583 | 714 | 413 | 220 | 81 |
112 | You'll see why it was worth traveling across galaxies after you jump on them. | 1.5340 | 0.02725 | 706 | 426 | 183 | 97 |
113 | When I was your age, we collected humans — but this is much more relaxing. | 1.5330 | 0.03429 | 394 | 226 | 126 | 42 |
114 | I think we can get him to buy one. Emphasize how it’s much more quiet than a leaf blower. | 1.5328 | 0.02666 | 687 | 403 | 202 | 82 |
115 | I thought leaf pickup was tomorrow. | 1.5324 | 0.03615 | 340 | 192 | 115 | 33 |
116 | The person, dammit, the person! | 1.5315 | 0.02710 | 683 | 406 | 191 | 86 |
117 | They must be very valuable! They spend so much time and effort collecting them. | 1.5312 | 0.02629 | 689 | 401 | 210 | 78 |
118 | We have enough humans, I need mulch for my garden. | 1.5306 | 0.02738 | 671 | 400 | 186 | 85 |
119 | He's collecting them. They must be valuable! | 1.5298 | 0.02636 | 672 | 389 | 210 | 73 |
120 | Forget about the human. I thought we'd eat vegetarian tonight. | 1.5292 | 0.02685 | 667 | 391 | 199 | 77 |
121 | And when he’s not looking, we’ll drop them all again. It’s hilarious! | 1.5250 | 0.02813 | 640 | 386 | 172 | 82 |
122 | Do they really think that they made the pyramids? | 1.5250 | 0.02822 | 640 | 387 | 170 | 83 |
123 | I can't believe that we've come all this way and you forgot the toilet paper. | 1.5239 | 0.02889 | 628 | 385 | 157 | 86 |
124 | The technology to fly here from Mars and this is what impresses them! | 1.5239 | 0.02809 | 628 | 376 | 175 | 77 |
125 | Before they kill all of the trees, grab a souvenir | 1.5191 | 0.04316 | 262 | 157 | 74 | 31 |
126 | Tell him we also do snow removal. | 1.5185 | 0.02780 | 594 | 348 | 184 | 62 |
127 | See? That's what happens when you text while abduction beaming. | 1.5183 | 0.02868 | 575 | 341 | 170 | 64 |
128 | We’ll put them in the neighbors yard, grab some popcorn, sit back and enjoy the show. | 1.5158 | 0.02866 | 601 | 364 | 164 | 73 |
129 | ...and again, we can't find toilet paper anywhere. | 1.5137 | 0.04073 | 292 | 176 | 82 | 34 |
130 | I miss the old days when we would just show up in the neighborhood and scare the hell out of people. | 1.5129 | 0.02819 | 583 | 346 | 175 | 62 |
131 | Humans collect these in piles, so they must be valuable. | 1.5128 | 0.04123 | 273 | 162 | 82 | 29 |
132 | Our ancestors built great pyramids for them - now look at us." | 1.5126 | 0.02919 | 556 | 333 | 161 | 62 |
133 | They collect them in huge piles, of course they're valuable! | 1.5126 | 0.02834 | 556 | 340 | 153 | 63 |
134 | Did he just say, "Clean the gutters?" | 1.5125 | 0.02955 | 558 | 338 | 154 | 66 |
135 | I bet he never thought an alien would take his job. | 1.5124 | 0.02913 | 566 | 341 | 160 | 65 |
136 | Now, re-materialize them in the front yard. | 1.5093 | 0.02968 | 538 | 324 | 154 | 60 |
137 | We can return later for the lesser being | 1.5093 | 0.02837 | 538 | 313 | 176 | 49 |
138 | When they told us our mission was to clean up the planet, I pictured something loftier." | 1.5084 | 0.02909 | 535 | 317 | 164 | 54 |
139 | " I don't see any signs of intelligent life anywhere, but let's check out these just in case | 1.5081 | 0.03032 | 555 | 345 | 138 | 72 |
140 | It’s the least we could do with the year they’re having. | 1.5074 | 0.02968 | 538 | 325 | 153 | 60 |
141 | After the probe, this is the least we can do for him. | 1.5055 | 0.03043 | 542 | 336 | 138 | 68 |
142 | We gave them Biden. We made them a vaccine. We did their yard work. Not even a 'thank you'. | 1.5049 | 0.03157 | 511 | 319 | 126 | 66 |
143 | I love when our dinner entree makes us a salad. | 1.5048 | 0.03022 | 525 | 320 | 145 | 60 |
144 | Watch what happens when we return them as $100 bills. | 1.5030 | 0.03092 | 495 | 301 | 139 | 55 |
145 | Wow, a planet where it does grow on trees! | 1.5028 | 0.02904 | 527 | 313 | 163 | 51 |
146 | We found the missing ballots, Mr President. | 1.5000 | 0.03337 | 480 | 308 | 104 | 68 |
147 | Take me to your leafer" - you sure that's not a typo? The d and f are right next to each other.. | 1.4990 | 0.03272 | 495 | 317 | 109 | 69 |
148 | He wants to know if we can come every Saturday. | 1.4990 | 0.03141 | 493 | 305 | 130 | 58 |
149 | This is how to make friends with the earthlings! | 1.4990 | 0.03056 | 485 | 292 | 144 | 49 |
150 | I'm telling you, based on how much time the earthlings spends tending to these, they must be its most valuable resource. | 1.4980 | 0.03047 | 502 | 306 | 142 | 54 |
151 | The material appears to be harmless, but they gather it obsessively, just to destroy it | 1.4969 | 0.03014 | 485 | 290 | 149 | 46 |
152 | It's jammed, ET. Phone Home Depot. | 1.4969 | 0.03902 | 318 | 197 | 84 | 37 |
153 | If he steps into the light it counts as consent. | 1.4965 | 0.03260 | 423 | 255 | 126 | 42 |
154 | I told you we should have packed more toilet paper | 1.4949 | 0.03254 | 491 | 314 | 111 | 66 |
155 | Now watch his expression when I press SUCK. | 1.4948 | 0.03074 | 481 | 292 | 140 | 49 |
156 | Yeah, I love the look on his face, but here's the good part: about 3AM we put it all back. | 1.4947 | 0.03256 | 475 | 300 | 115 | 60 |
157 | The best part is that no one is going to believe him. | 1.4938 | 0.03214 | 486 | 307 | 118 | 61 |
158 | Damn Aliens. Coming over here, taking our jobs. | 1.4927 | 0.03236 | 479 | 303 | 116 | 60 |
159 | You couldn't just say "Best Lawn Service on Zork" in the ad. You had to say "Best Lawn Service in the Universe." | 1.4911 | 0.03243 | 450 | 279 | 121 | 50 |
160 | well that's it for the test run. Next week we use real ballots. | 1.4911 | 0.03435 | 450 | 292 | 95 | 63 |
161 | Can you come back In January and shovel my driveway? | 1.4904 | 0.03217 | 469 | 294 | 120 | 55 |
162 | Can't wait to see the look on his face when we put them back tomorrow | 1.4901 | 0.03272 | 453 | 284 | 116 | 53 |
163 | If everyone is raking them up, they must be valuable. | 1.4892 | 0.03066 | 464 | 280 | 141 | 43 |
164 | Uh...go forward two feet and try again. | 1.4890 | 0.03237 | 454 | 283 | 120 | 51 |
165 | Should we do the gutters next? | 1.4886 | 0.03195 | 438 | 267 | 128 | 43 |
166 | Now take me to your weeder. | 1.4885 | 0.03587 | 393 | 251 | 92 | 50 |
167 | You guys couldn't have shown up 15 minutes ago? | 1.4879 | 0.03246 | 455 | 285 | 118 | 52 |
168 | Our studies show they only hoard things they value. | 1.4868 | 0.03073 | 456 | 275 | 140 | 41 |
169 | Because they’re lighter and they don’t scream when you eat them. | 1.4860 | 0.03299 | 428 | 266 | 116 | 46 |
170 | Lucky for him we are vegan. | 1.4856 | 0.03191 | 451 | 279 | 125 | 47 |
171 | We’re only taking the jobs Americans don’t want. | 1.4856 | 0.03267 | 451 | 284 | 115 | 52 |
172 | I probed his mind for his deepest desire, and this is what we got. | 1.4854 | 0.03191 | 445 | 274 | 126 | 45 |
173 | Immigrants: we get the job done. | 1.4851 | 0.03450 | 435 | 282 | 95 | 58 |
174 | It's a training mission, your aim will improve. | 1.4851 | 0.03372 | 435 | 277 | 105 | 53 |
175 | It's OK - he won't see the force for the trees. | 1.4837 | 0.04376 | 246 | 154 | 65 | 27 |
176 | After everything they’ve been through this year? It’s the least we can do! | 1.4828 | 0.03340 | 435 | 276 | 108 | 51 |
177 | Do you do gutters, too? | 1.4825 | 0.03342 | 429 | 271 | 109 | 49 |
178 | If you miss one more time, I'm taking over. | 1.4816 | 0.03387 | 407 | 255 | 108 | 44 |
179 | Nothing surprises them anymore. | 1.4806 | 0.03286 | 412 | 254 | 118 | 40 |
180 | We need to find out why earthlings turn color before they die! | 1.4802 | 0.03309 | 429 | 270 | 112 | 47 |
181 | Illegal aliens taking my job | 1.4793 | 0.03501 | 411 | 266 | 93 | 52 |
182 | Can you believe they throw these things away? | 1.4788 | 0.03236 | 424 | 262 | 121 | 41 |
183 | I told the kids I'd bring home some souvenirs | 1.4787 | 0.03123 | 422 | 254 | 134 | 34 |
184 | And yet you won't do any yardwork at home. | 1.4787 | 0.03349 | 422 | 267 | 108 | 47 |
185 | This isn’t even the weirdest thing to happen in 2020 | 1.4776 | 0.03609 | 379 | 244 | 89 | 46 |
186 | They must be valuable, these humanoids keep collecting them. | 1.4770 | 0.03315 | 413 | 258 | 113 | 42 |
187 | Finally. Intelligent life. | 1.4763 | 0.03294 | 401 | 247 | 117 | 37 |
188 | I don't think he believes we're with city services. | 1.4763 | 0.03478 | 401 | 257 | 97 | 47 |
189 | Throw these in a laminator and you got souvenir bookmarks for everyone. | 1.4763 | 0.03424 | 401 | 254 | 103 | 44 |
190 | I don't care that this pays more. I still say it's a demotion from crop circles. | 1.4757 | 0.04288 | 267 | 172 | 63 | 32 |
191 | Instructions are 1) Get life form. 2) leave. NOT leaves. Trust me on this one. | 1.4756 | 0.03591 | 410 | 272 | 81 | 57 |
192 | Can you believe this? Our money grows on their trees! | 1.4755 | 0.03537 | 408 | 267 | 88 | 53 |
193 | Klaktar! The transmission was Aliens Leave, not Alien Leaves!!!! | 1.4755 | 0.03520 | 408 | 266 | 90 | 52 |
194 | Would it kill you to abduct the leaves at home? | 1.4742 | 0.03509 | 407 | 265 | 91 | 51 |
195 | Ok, now put them back on the tree. See what he does. | 1.4738 | 0.03274 | 401 | 247 | 118 | 36 |
196 | I did set the tractor beam to collect intelligent lifeforms. | 1.4735 | 0.04700 | 226 | 147 | 51 | 28 |
197 | We will now commence our attack, Earthling, by clogging your gutters. | 1.4734 | 0.03386 | 395 | 248 | 107 | 40 |
198 | If they're not valuable, why is he working so hard collecting them? | 1.4730 | 0.03266 | 389 | 249 | 103 | 37 |
199 | No I said “beam human and LEAVE”, not “leaves”. | 1.4727 | 0.03391 | 385 | 240 | 108 | 37 |
200 | I almost feel like we're doing him a favor. | 1.4722 | 0.03342 | 396 | 247 | 111 | 38 |
201 | Damn it, I’m an exobiologist, not a marksman! | 1.4707 | 0.03301 | 393 | 243 | 115 | 35 |
202 | When they came for the leaves, I said nothing... | 1.4701 | 0.03603 | 385 | 252 | 85 | 48 |
203 | Actual footage of aliens stealing our jobs. | 1.4691 | 0.03430 | 388 | 246 | 102 | 40 |
204 | Leave the tall one alone; he’s part of a threatened species. | 1.4688 | 0.03514 | 384 | 247 | 94 | 43 |
205 | Take us to your leader, Four Seasons Landscaping | 1.4688 | 0.03533 | 384 | 248 | 92 | 44 |
206 | My friends asked me to bring them some seasonal souvenirs, these are pretty nice. | 1.4678 | 0.03576 | 342 | 214 | 96 | 32 |
207 | I'm warning you. If you suck these up now, he'll be expecting it every year. | 1.4672 | 0.03475 | 381 | 243 | 98 | 40 |
208 | We can't take the landscaper, he's an illegal alien ! | 1.4670 | 0.03568 | 379 | 246 | 89 | 44 |
209 | This is grassroot diplomacy at its finest. | 1.4667 | 0.04410 | 225 | 141 | 63 | 21 |
210 | Shall we take their slave as well? | 1.4660 | 0.03743 | 324 | 206 | 85 | 33 |
211 | There's a delicious human dinner just waiting to be beamed up, but nooo - you had to pick today to go vegan. | 1.4655 | 0.03838 | 333 | 218 | 75 | 40 |
212 | Really? The last time we flew all this way, we helped them build the pyramids. | 1.4654 | 0.03608 | 376 | 246 | 85 | 45 |
213 | And when he's asleep, we'll put them all back. | 1.4651 | 0.03577 | 372 | 241 | 89 | 42 |
214 | Honest, they're attracted to the light. Move it around a little. | 1.4646 | 0.03675 | 353 | 229 | 84 | 40 |
215 | ...then we drop them in his neighbor’s yard. | 1.4632 | 0.03508 | 367 | 234 | 96 | 37 |
216 | Tell him we were just leaving. | 1.4630 | 0.03543 | 365 | 234 | 93 | 38 |
217 | Very good. Now let's try parallel parking. | 1.4626 | 0.03698 | 361 | 238 | 79 | 44 |
218 | You misheard our leader again, Captain. This is not the wrinkled, burnt orange mess that the earthlings need help removing | 1.4622 | 0.04050 | 344 | 239 | 51 | 54 |
219 | Sure beats those noisy leaf blowers. | 1.4618 | 0.03494 | 353 | 222 | 99 | 32 |
220 | A couple more then hit blow | 1.4618 | 0.03652 | 353 | 229 | 85 | 39 |
221 | No, I'm pretty sure we're collecting the more intelligent being. | 1.4617 | 0.03428 | 366 | 230 | 103 | 33 |
222 | Haven't had a student driver this bad since Roswell. | 1.4615 | 0.03696 | 364 | 241 | 78 | 45 |
223 | I love messing with their heads. Beam this lot onto his driveway. | 1.4613 | 0.03782 | 310 | 197 | 83 | 30 |
224 | Which one of us is Scotty? | 1.4608 | 0.03818 | 306 | 195 | 81 | 30 |
225 | It’s the most intelligent life here. | 1.4595 | 0.03496 | 346 | 217 | 99 | 30 |
226 | Let’s put them in his neighbor’s yard. | 1.4595 | 0.03591 | 346 | 221 | 91 | 34 |
227 | See, nothing phases them anymore | 1.4594 | 0.03686 | 357 | 235 | 80 | 42 |
228 | No! I meant the pile on the left. | 1.4594 | 0.03466 | 357 | 225 | 100 | 32 |
229 | Contactless pickup | 1.4585 | 0.03655 | 325 | 206 | 89 | 30 |
230 | His wife is going to be happy, but she's never going to believe him. | 1.4581 | 0.03756 | 334 | 218 | 79 | 37 |
231 | We come in peace but specifically because the neighborhood agreed no more leaf blowers. | 1.4564 | 0.05100 | 195 | 131 | 39 | 25 |
232 | Can't we just cure cancer for them instead? | 1.4556 | 0.03769 | 338 | 223 | 76 | 39 |
233 | Do you think he gets we're just screwing with him? | 1.4551 | 0.03658 | 334 | 221 | 79 | 34 |
234 | He really has that human-in-the-headlight look. | 1.4551 | 0.03584 | 334 | 212 | 92 | 30 |
235 | Let's see what it does when we spread them out again | 1.4551 | 0.03658 | 334 | 215 | 86 | 33 |
236 | Visitors from planet Roomba. | 1.4551 | 0.03780 | 345 | 230 | 73 | 42 |
237 | they’ve had a rough year, it’s the least we can do. | 1.4551 | 0.03597 | 345 | 222 | 89 | 34 |
238 | Another benefit of Amazon Prime | 1.4548 | 0.03916 | 310 | 204 | 71 | 35 |
239 | The trees have been using these things to manipulate human behavior for thousands of years. | 1.4548 | 0.03713 | 321 | 206 | 84 | 31 |
240 | "What makes you so sure this is where you lost your earring?" | 1.4545 | 0.03675 | 341 | 222 | 83 | 36 |
241 | Damn spellcheck! Why would anyone want to be taken to a leafer? | 1.4545 | 0.03880 | 341 | 231 | 65 | 45 |
242 | See? Nothing fazes them anymore. | 1.4540 | 0.03709 | 315 | 201 | 85 | 29 |
243 | We're witnessing the fall of civilization | 1.4537 | 0.03790 | 324 | 212 | 77 | 35 |
244 | I'm telling you, he would not be gathering it if it were not valuable! | 1.4533 | 0.04370 | 214 | 134 | 63 | 17 |
245 | Quickly, before he hoards them again. | 1.4532 | 0.03631 | 331 | 212 | 88 | 31 |
246 | We'll be back to do your gutters next Tuesday. | 1.4531 | 0.03641 | 320 | 203 | 89 | 28 |
247 | Why isn't he scared?" "He's from Earth, we are probably the least scary thing he has seen this year | 1.4529 | 0.03888 | 340 | 231 | 64 | 45 |
248 | Inform space force we have located the stolen Trump ballots. | 1.4529 | 0.03843 | 340 | 229 | 68 | 43 |
249 | It’ll add to the mystery when they come looking for him. | 1.4529 | 0.03634 | 340 | 220 | 86 | 34 |
250 | Control, Alt, Deleaf? | 1.4528 | 0.04050 | 307 | 207 | 61 | 39 |
251 | You guys do snow too? | 1.4528 | 0.03997 | 307 | 205 | 65 | 37 |
252 | We found a pile of intelligent life next to that biped with the rake | 1.4526 | 0.03789 | 327 | 215 | 76 | 36 |
253 | It appears they count them even though the poplar vote does not matter. | 1.4524 | 0.03714 | 336 | 220 | 80 | 36 |
254 | First we get them to love us. | 1.4522 | 0.03825 | 314 | 205 | 76 | 33 |
255 | It’s simple but effective because they’re so grateful that they never think to make a run for it. | 1.4522 | 0.03851 | 314 | 206 | 74 | 34 |
256 | ...and then we'll just put them back tomorrow. | 1.4521 | 0.03632 | 334 | 215 | 87 | 32 |
257 | You sure the phrase was ‘take me to your leafer?‘ | 1.4521 | 0.03825 | 334 | 223 | 71 | 40 |
258 | Let's put it on his neighbors lawn. | 1.4521 | 0.03825 | 334 | 223 | 71 | 40 |
259 | I promised the kids something from every galaxy. | 1.4517 | 0.03789 | 321 | 210 | 77 | 34 |
260 | It must be something very special, he’s collecting all he can. | 1.4517 | 0.03891 | 321 | 214 | 69 | 38 |
261 | It’s the least we can do for him after all the probing. | 1.4517 | 0.03840 | 321 | 212 | 73 | 36 |
262 | Wow, the city's new leaf composting service is out of this world. | 1.4511 | 0.04922 | 184 | 119 | 47 | 18 |
263 | Dang it! Why'd they put the 'vacuum' button so close to the 'abduction' button?" | 1.4508 | 0.03975 | 295 | 194 | 69 | 32 |
264 | Get as much as you can for analysis. They must eat this stuff continuously. Just look at the size of that fork! | 1.4502 | 0.03754 | 331 | 218 | 77 | 36 |
265 | Another job lost to aliens | 1.4502 | 0.03630 | 331 | 213 | 87 | 31 |
266 | A little bit to the left... | 1.4502 | 0.03579 | 331 | 211 | 91 | 29 |
267 | Beams leaves and leaves. | 1.4498 | 0.03569 | 329 | 209 | 92 | 28 |
268 | Before we head home, let's dump this pile of leaves in Roswell. | 1.4495 | 0.03861 | 327 | 219 | 69 | 39 |
269 | Leaf pickup day in Roswell, New Mexico. | 1.4495 | 0.03965 | 287 | 187 | 71 | 29 |
270 | The leaf may prove more intelligent than the life. | 1.4494 | 0.03753 | 316 | 205 | 80 | 31 |
271 | This is so much more useful than crop circles, and it's renewable! | 1.4490 | 0.03797 | 314 | 205 | 77 | 32 |
272 | No, the carbon aggregation wearing a hat. | 1.4482 | 0.03963 | 299 | 198 | 68 | 33 |
273 | Hey, I'm not the one that blew up Andromeda and got us community service. | 1.4478 | 0.04067 | 297 | 200 | 61 | 36 |
274 | Will you please stop fooling around? No, this thing doesn’t have a ‘mulch mode.’ | 1.4475 | 0.03762 | 324 | 213 | 77 | 34 |
275 | We are still searching for intelligent life on earth. | 1.4469 | 0.03873 | 320 | 214 | 69 | 37 |
276 | This is your first crop circle, isn't it? | 1.4463 | 0.03940 | 307 | 205 | 67 | 35 |
277 | 'tractor beam specialist...my ass...You lied on your resume, didn't you?' | 1.4463 | 0.03913 | 307 | 204 | 69 | 34 |
278 | Ohhh earth chips I can’t eat just one.... | 1.4452 | 0.03776 | 310 | 202 | 78 | 30 |
279 | I guess the saying “One man’s trash is another man’s treasure” is literally universal | 1.4448 | 0.03873 | 317 | 212 | 69 | 36 |
280 | I don’t think you’re ready for your abduction test tomorrow. | 1.4448 | 0.03742 | 317 | 207 | 79 | 31 |
281 | I hear they also collect dog poop | 1.4448 | 0.03847 | 317 | 211 | 71 | 35 |
282 | Not only are they delicious, these guys will put em in a pile for us. | 1.4448 | 0.03742 | 317 | 207 | 79 | 31 |
283 | You think their yard-cleaning technology is primitive, you should see how they reproduce | 1.4444 | 0.03949 | 306 | 205 | 66 | 35 |
284 | I know it seems silly, but they smell great when you burn them. | 1.4434 | 0.03584 | 309 | 195 | 91 | 23 |
285 | We’re making an appointment with the optometrist. | 1.4429 | 0.04096 | 280 | 187 | 62 | 31 |
286 | It’ll be good in a salad. | 1.4426 | 0.03847 | 305 | 201 | 73 | 31 |
287 | "Yea, it's a Dyson." | 1.4420 | 0.04634 | 224 | 151 | 47 | 26 |
288 | When we get home we'll beam them into Zark's yard. Hate that guy. | 1.4419 | 0.03883 | 310 | 207 | 69 | 34 |
289 | I hope this goes better than the time we took samples from that cow pasture. | 1.4419 | 0.03774 | 310 | 203 | 77 | 30 |
290 | Heads, we probe him and wipe his memory, tales, we make him President. | 1.4417 | 0.04361 | 283 | 199 | 43 | 41 |
291 | Every year I do some poor schmuck a mitzvah. | 1.4416 | 0.03707 | 308 | 199 | 82 | 27 |
292 | Imagine: OUR currency grows on THEIR trees! | 1.4416 | 0.03929 | 308 | 207 | 66 | 35 |
293 | I think they told us to dump it in the green barrel. | 1.4412 | 0.03781 | 306 | 200 | 77 | 29 |
294 | Next stop Norway. I heard that they rake the forests there. | 1.4411 | 0.03893 | 297 | 196 | 71 | 30 |
295 | He looks like a serious leaf collector. Let's give him as many as we can find. | 1.4401 | 0.04052 | 284 | 190 | 63 | 31 |
296 | I got the new model: this one eats leaves and shoots | 1.4401 | 0.03990 | 284 | 188 | 67 | 29 |
297 | Don’t worry, 51.3 percent of the population won’t believe him. | 1.4401 | 0.03959 | 284 | 187 | 69 | 28 |
298 | I know you wanted a tractor beam, but the leafblower beam was so much cheaper. | 1.4401 | 0.03766 | 284 | 181 | 81 | 22 |
299 | Are these the ones you can smoke? | 1.4401 | 0.03799 | 284 | 182 | 79 | 23 |
300 | Um, Zog, I'm not sure this is what High Command meant when they told us to sweep up the Earth. | 1.4389 | 0.03836 | 303 | 200 | 73 | 30 |
301 | They must have great value – his kind spends hours every day gathering them. | 1.4389 | 0.03600 | 303 | 192 | 89 | 22 |
302 | These things must be useful. They keep arranging them into groups. | 1.4389 | 0.03661 | 303 | 194 | 85 | 24 |
303 | We're hoovering, not hovering | 1.4389 | 0.03720 | 303 | 196 | 81 | 26 |
304 | These stupid humans travel to the moon to collect rocks. | 1.4384 | 0.03999 | 292 | 196 | 64 | 32 |
305 | Of course he'll follow them onboard. He's been chasing them around the yard for hours. | 1.4384 | 0.03940 | 292 | 194 | 68 | 30 |
306 | Unlike their leaders, these leaves know when there time is up. | 1.4382 | 0.04339 | 267 | 184 | 49 | 34 |
307 | If you can take a minute and leave a review on the app, we’d really appreciate it. | 1.4366 | 0.04081 | 284 | 192 | 60 | 32 |
308 | This might be the first recorded sighting of an alien stealing an American job. | 1.4364 | 0.04008 | 291 | 196 | 63 | 32 |
309 | Two lightyears as an intern and your aim is still terrible. | 1.4364 | 0.03827 | 291 | 190 | 75 | 26 |
310 | Is it customary to tip the biofuel attendant? | 1.4362 | 0.03881 | 298 | 198 | 70 | 30 |
311 | Once we confiscate their harvest they will have to surrender | 1.4358 | 0.04015 | 296 | 201 | 61 | 34 |
312 | I'm so glad we found a vegan option. | 1.4349 | 0.03816 | 292 | 191 | 75 | 26 |
313 | Looks like you've got the hang of it. Now try going for the human. | 1.4345 | 0.03987 | 290 | 195 | 64 | 31 |
314 | We really need to take this thing into the shop. | 1.4334 | 0.03744 | 293 | 190 | 79 | 24 |
315 | Don’t forget to leave us a good review. | 1.4331 | 0.03987 | 284 | 190 | 65 | 29 |
316 | Just put them on my neighbor's lawn. | 1.4331 | 0.04048 | 284 | 192 | 61 | 31 |
317 | Don’t give me that look. I’ve heard the crunchy ones are fun to step on. | 1.4331 | 0.03827 | 284 | 185 | 75 | 24 |
318 | They will worship us like gods after this, Gorad | 1.4325 | 0.03843 | 289 | 190 | 73 | 26 |
319 | Fine, take 'em but can I have the dog back? | 1.4321 | 0.04090 | 280 | 190 | 59 | 31 |
320 | Think of it as salad before the main course. | 1.4321 | 0.03893 | 287 | 190 | 70 | 27 |
321 | I can’t believe these just grow on trees here. | 1.4321 | 0.03798 | 287 | 187 | 76 | 24 |
322 | They have this virus going on right now so we're sticking to the vegetation until they get that under control. | 1.4320 | 0.05224 | 169 | 114 | 37 | 18 |
323 | When I said "Beam 'em up, Scottie", I mean the human, not the leaves! | 1.4316 | 0.04068 | 285 | 194 | 59 | 32 |
324 | This must be their currency. Their offspring say it grows on trees you know. | 1.4316 | 0.03944 | 285 | 190 | 67 | 28 |
325 | I hope he doesn't learn how valuable these are. | 1.4315 | 0.04673 | 197 | 130 | 49 | 18 |
326 | When you're done here, let's get the presidential ballots. | 1.4312 | 0.04069 | 276 | 186 | 61 | 29 |
327 | We're just in time to save these creatures before that murderer rakes them into his bonfire. | 1.4311 | 0.05200 | 167 | 112 | 38 | 17 |
328 | ”He’ll never tell anyone he hired illegal aliens to do the leaf blowing. | 1.4311 | 0.03996 | 283 | 190 | 64 | 29 |
329 | Aw, c'mon! Let me push the 'scatter' button just this once. | 1.4311 | 0.03770 | 283 | 195 | 60 | 28 |
330 | Are you sure these spark joy? | 1.4311 | 0.03868 | 283 | 186 | 72 | 25 |
331 | No son - the human. It's alright. That's why we're practicing. | 1.4302 | 0.04096 | 258 | 171 | 63 | 24 |
332 | Oh, leave em’ alone, Charlie... They’ve suffered enough. | 1.4299 | 0.04401 | 221 | 146 | 55 | 20 |
333 | Who’s going to believe him? | 1.4286 | 0.03896 | 280 | 185 | 70 | 25 |
334 | Four Planets: Total Landscaping | 1.4286 | 0.04213 | 266 | 182 | 54 | 30 |
335 | Every 10,000 years we do this. And every 10,000 years the damned leaves are still there. | 1.4286 | 0.04250 | 245 | 164 | 57 | 24 |
336 | I like to mess with their minds before I abduct 'em. | 1.4281 | 0.03949 | 278 | 185 | 67 | 26 |
337 | „Sorry, can you take a step forward? It’s my first day“ - | 1.4280 | 0.04199 | 236 | 155 | 61 | 20 |
338 | It's sweet revenge for the theft of our rocks. | 1.4271 | 0.04981 | 192 | 132 | 38 | 22 |
339 | That’s funny, they don’t seem to be as surprised this year | 1.4270 | 0.03956 | 274 | 182 | 67 | 25 |
340 | You wanna take my mother-in-law while your at it | 1.4270 | 0.04099 | 267 | 180 | 60 | 27 |
341 | We flew 4 million light years and you do this? | 1.4255 | 0.03772 | 275 | 178 | 77 | 20 |
342 | They must be valuable. Look how much time he spends arranging them. | 1.4255 | 0.03807 | 275 | 179 | 75 | 21 |
343 | Now you're just messing with him. | 1.4255 | 0.04077 | 275 | 187 | 59 | 29 |
344 | Why do they just leave spaceship fuel laying around like this? | 1.4255 | 0.04044 | 275 | 186 | 61 | 28 |
345 | Trust me. We're better off taking these back for study. | 1.4255 | 0.03910 | 275 | 182 | 69 | 24 |
346 | Closest thing to intelligent life we could find. | 1.4255 | 0.03944 | 275 | 183 | 67 | 25 |
347 | Crunchy with a hint of oak,you won’t be able to eat just one. | 1.4255 | 0.04109 | 275 | 188 | 57 | 30 |
348 | Why isn't he upset we're taking these things he spent hours collecting? | 1.4255 | 0.03944 | 275 | 183 | 67 | 25 |
349 | Affirmative Captain. Bringing back the most intelligent life form on this Planet. Mission complete. | 1.4255 | 0.04077 | 275 | 187 | 59 | 29 |
350 | For fun, we'll gather them up and then drop them off in a yard with no trees! | 1.4249 | 0.03719 | 273 | 175 | 80 | 18 |
351 | And we still have three more yards to do after this one. | 1.4249 | 0.03998 | 273 | 183 | 64 | 26 |
352 | If this doesn’t convince then we come in peace, I don’t know what will... | 1.4249 | 0.03965 | 273 | 182 | 66 | 25 |
353 | The instructions were to rape the planet, not rake it, you idiot! | 1.4249 | 0.04489 | 233 | 160 | 47 | 26 |
354 | The leaf vac I got on Amazon is out of this world! | 1.4248 | 0.04004 | 266 | 177 | 65 | 24 |
355 | You nailed the parallel parking, but you're gonna need to work on your tractor beam if you want your full license. | 1.4242 | 0.04260 | 231 | 153 | 58 | 20 |
356 | Turns out they make piles of dead tree parts to avoid spending time with their families. | 1.4239 | 0.04192 | 243 | 162 | 59 | 22 |
357 | It's weird, but not monolith weird. | 1.4238 | 0.04241 | 269 | 187 | 50 | 32 |
358 | These brown things must be very valuable. It’s the only reason humans would spend all day gathering them. | 1.4232 | 0.03848 | 267 | 174 | 73 | 20 |
359 | Cadet, I believe I said: ‘We should pick up and leave’. | 1.4232 | 0.03848 | 267 | 174 | 73 | 20 |
360 | I can't tell the difference - they all taste like qlrffqn to me. | 1.4232 | 0.04131 | 267 | 182 | 57 | 28 |
361 | It's been a rough 2020 for them. Why not? | 1.4232 | 0.03848 | 267 | 174 | 73 | 20 |
362 | ok so now the book says to drop them on the neighbor's lawn | 1.4232 | 0.03811 | 267 | 173 | 75 | 19 |
363 | He asked if we do snow removal | 1.4232 | 0.03992 | 267 | 178 | 65 | 24 |
364 | Intelligent life? He's not charging us for them. | 1.4231 | 0.05062 | 182 | 125 | 37 | 20 |
365 | Now watch how his expression changes when we beam up his barbeque. | 1.4231 | 0.03957 | 260 | 171 | 68 | 21 |
366 | Your OCD is affecting the mission. | 1.4223 | 0.04095 | 251 | 167 | 62 | 22 |
367 | Honey. I think the neighbors got a roomba! | 1.4215 | 0.04303 | 261 | 182 | 48 | 31 |
368 | It just seems like a long way to go for salad ingredients. | 1.4211 | 0.03820 | 266 | 173 | 74 | 19 |
369 | The humans still haven’t discovered that leaves can power inter-galactic space travel. | 1.4208 | 0.04309 | 240 | 163 | 53 | 24 |
370 | Leave the rake. He borrowed it from his neighbor." | 1.4205 | 0.04058 | 264 | 178 | 61 | 25 |
371 | Interesting. The children of their species look nothing like the adults. | 1.4202 | 0.04137 | 257 | 174 | 58 | 25 |
372 | I kinda feel like we owe it to him after... you know. | 1.4196 | 0.04197 | 255 | 174 | 55 | 26 |
373 | I just don’t want my brother-in-law to know that I hired illegal aliens to do the yard work. | 1.4192 | 0.04279 | 260 | 181 | 49 | 30 |
374 | Honey...The neighbors are showing off their new leaf blower again. | 1.4192 | 0.04138 | 260 | 177 | 57 | 26 |
375 | Once we've finished gathering the last of this dwindling resource, the earthlings will be at our mercy" | 1.4192 | 0.04029 | 260 | 174 | 63 | 23 |
376 | this is way easier than moving the pyramids. | 1.4192 | 0.03954 | 260 | 172 | 67 | 21 |
377 | It’s the least we can do. It’s been a tough year for them. | 1.4192 | 0.04138 | 260 | 177 | 57 | 26 |
378 | A little more to your right. | 1.4192 | 0.03992 | 260 | 173 | 65 | 22 |
379 | They’re not as interesting to study as humans, but they complain a lot less. | 1.4186 | 0.04051 | 258 | 173 | 62 | 23 |
380 | This seems valuable. When it falls off trees, they try to grab as much as possible. | 1.4186 | 0.03781 | 258 | 166 | 76 | 16 |
381 | What were the other community service options? | 1.4186 | 0.04161 | 258 | 176 | 56 | 26 |
382 | They keep collecting these and taking them away in bags. Must be valuable. | 1.4186 | 0.03937 | 258 | 170 | 68 | 20 |
383 | Let's not smoke these until we're back in orbit. | 1.4183 | 0.04013 | 251 | 166 | 65 | 20 |
384 | Geez, Earl, your aim is terrible! | 1.4183 | 0.04131 | 251 | 169 | 59 | 23 |
385 | OK...I’ll try them but if they taste like those kale chips I’m sending them back. . | 1.4182 | 0.04406 | 220 | 148 | 52 | 20 |
386 | Should we also grab their servant? | 1.4177 | 0.03954 | 249 | 163 | 68 | 18 |
387 | Watch, the human will irrationally make another pile. | 1.4167 | 0.04182 | 240 | 161 | 58 | 21 |
388 | Do you mind aiming that thing at the Oval Office? | 1.4161 | 0.05104 | 161 | 108 | 39 | 14 |
389 | one species’ trash is another species’ path to universal domination | 1.4160 | 0.04218 | 250 | 171 | 54 | 25 |
390 | "Make sure you get enough so we can jump on the pile. | 1.4157 | 0.04303 | 255 | 178 | 48 | 29 |
391 | We’re fine, his family already thinks he is crazy. | 1.4157 | 0.04194 | 255 | 175 | 54 | 26 |
392 | It's a prototype for an Intergalactic Roomba. | 1.4153 | 0.04242 | 248 | 170 | 53 | 25 |
393 | That's Bob Angone formerly of Chicago Illinois, Miramar Beach Florida, and Austin Texas. He's failed to at least get a third-place finish in the New Yorker Caption Contest for some fifteen years. So, chill, he'll never figure out what we're up to. | 1.4149 | 0.04410 | 241 | 168 | 46 | 27 |
394 | Business has been booming since the RNC commandeered Four Seasons Total Landscaping. | 1.4146 | 0.04382 | 246 | 172 | 46 | 28 |
395 | OK, it works for leaves, now the guy. | 1.4146 | 0.04227 | 246 | 168 | 54 | 24 |
396 | He wants to know if we can come back next year about this time. | 1.4146 | 0.04026 | 246 | 163 | 64 | 19 |
397 | Lyle wasn't sure whether to be surprised by his visitors or annoyed they waited till his pile was "just right" 👽 | 1.4146 | 0.04108 | 246 | 165 | 60 | 21 |
398 | Should we do the gutters too just to mess with him? | 1.4143 | 0.04089 | 251 | 169 | 60 | 22 |
399 | Good job, Gorf! Now, slooooowly lift your foot off the clutch. | 1.4143 | 0.04279 | 251 | 174 | 50 | 27 |
400 | If you had bothered to check before we left - like I told you to - we wouldn't have run out of toilet paper! | 1.4143 | 0.04089 | 251 | 169 | 60 | 22 |
401 | Then, tomorrow, we put them right back. | 1.4143 | 0.04128 | 251 | 170 | 58 | 23 |
402 | I think it was "Take me to your leader, not your leafer." | 1.4143 | 0.04279 | 251 | 174 | 50 | 27 |
403 | Leave! I said LEAVE, Alexa! | 1.4143 | 0.04316 | 251 | 175 | 48 | 28 |
404 | Well, his last gardener was an illegal alien. | 1.4143 | 0.04128 | 251 | 170 | 58 | 23 |
405 | I can't wait to put them back on his lawn after he goes to bed. | 1.4143 | 0.04204 | 251 | 172 | 54 | 25 |
406 | Ok, now blow them back all over the yard! I love this job! | 1.4143 | 0.04242 | 251 | 173 | 52 | 26 |
407 | He told me if we would pick up the leaves he'd let us park in his backyard. | 1.4143 | 0.03930 | 251 | 165 | 68 | 18 |
408 | (Whispers) Take me with you. | 1.4143 | 0.04316 | 251 | 175 | 48 | 28 |
409 | See. If you wait until they've raked, you get that look on their face. Priceless. | 1.4137 | 0.04190 | 249 | 170 | 55 | 24 |
410 | You realize we’re supposed to be the higher life form, right? | 1.4137 | 0.04190 | 249 | 170 | 55 | 24 |
411 | Earthlings will love us. We're quieter than leaf blowers. | 1.4137 | 0.04151 | 249 | 169 | 57 | 23 |
412 | The more I drop, the more he rakes. Watch... | 1.4137 | 0.04112 | 249 | 168 | 59 | 22 |
413 | Hey, wait! Isn't that the same earthling who suckered us into picking up his dog's doo-doo? | 1.4137 | 0.04379 | 249 | 175 | 45 | 29 |
414 | Relax … it’s 2020! We don’t have to hide anymore! | 1.4137 | 0.04112 | 249 | 168 | 59 | 22 |
415 | Did you run out of toilet paper again? | 1.4136 | 0.04402 | 220 | 149 | 51 | 20 |
416 | If we help with the yard work they don't tattle. | 1.4132 | 0.04196 | 242 | 164 | 56 | 22 |
417 | Let’s be nice, they’ve had a tough year. | 1.4125 | 0.03876 | 240 | 155 | 71 | 14 |
418 | I love doing this. Check out the look on his face. | 1.4125 | 0.04008 | 240 | 158 | 65 | 17 |
419 | Next week, on "Gardeners of the Galaxy" ... | 1.4125 | 0.04179 | 240 | 162 | 57 | 21 |
420 | Now, beam them into the Human's gutters! | 1.4125 | 0.04422 | 240 | 168 | 45 | 27 |
421 | Tell no one....And we’ll do this every year. | 1.4125 | 0.04342 | 240 | 166 | 49 | 25 |
422 | Now lets drop these in the yard of that jerk Marty. | 1.4115 | 0.04016 | 243 | 161 | 64 | 18 |
423 | You're ABSOLUTELY sure that's what 'leaves much to be desired' means? I don't want another 'barking up the wrong tree' situation. | 1.4106 | 0.04340 | 246 | 172 | 47 | 27 |
424 | Lets help him out, no one will believe him anyway | 1.4106 | 0.04104 | 246 | 170 | 53 | 23 |
425 | Put them back...now pick them up again...now put them back... | 1.4106 | 0.04224 | 246 | 169 | 53 | 24 |
426 | He's oddly unconcerned we are stealing his precious harvest. | 1.4106 | 0.03939 | 246 | 162 | 67 | 17 |
427 | No! I said "Let's take leave of Earth" | 1.4103 | 0.05966 | 117 | 79 | 28 | 10 |
428 | We'll bill you. | 1.4101 | 0.04394 | 217 | 147 | 51 | 19 |
429 | Yep, these appear to be the most intelligent ones. | 1.4101 | 0.04345 | 217 | 146 | 53 | 18 |
430 | Beat that Mr Dyson! | 1.4100 | 0.04313 | 239 | 165 | 50 | 24 |
431 | "They're never upset when we take them, only when we put them back." | 1.4091 | 0.03806 | 242 | 156 | 73 | 13 |
432 | We have leaves at home, Margaret. | 1.4091 | 0.04192 | 242 | 165 | 55 | 22 |
433 | He agreed to the anal probe if we'd pick up the leaves. | 1.4091 | 0.04353 | 242 | 169 | 47 | 26 |
434 | Make sure you get enough so we can jump in them. | 1.4091 | 0.04233 | 242 | 166 | 53 | 23 |
435 | Normally, I’d agree, but he’s not wearing a mask. | 1.4091 | 0.04151 | 242 | 164 | 57 | 21 |
436 | You know what would be hilarious? | 1.4091 | 0.04110 | 242 | 163 | 59 | 20 |
437 | This is not the most strangest thing happening to him this year...that's why he is not shocked seeing us! | 1.4091 | 0.04192 | 242 | 165 | 55 | 22 |
438 | When he tells people he saw a UFO with a leaf blower, they’ll lock him up. | 1.4083 | 0.04133 | 240 | 162 | 58 | 20 |
439 | It must be important if he’s gathering it. | 1.4083 | 0.04497 | 240 | 171 | 40 | 29 |
440 | See, this way, no one will believe his story. | 1.4083 | 0.04217 | 240 | 164 | 54 | 22 |
441 | And to think they are so impressed with a Roomba | 1.4083 | 0.04217 | 240 | 164 | 54 | 22 |
442 | Leaf samples? It’s like you’re not even trying pass this class, Zorlek. Let’s bring back something more interesting. Maybe that rake? | 1.4083 | 0.04379 | 240 | 168 | 46 | 26 |
443 | I hope they're crispy. I can't stand the soggy ones. | 1.4076 | 0.04027 | 238 | 158 | 63 | 17 |
444 | Sometimes I feel like we could be doing more. | 1.4076 | 0.04157 | 238 | 161 | 57 | 20 |
445 | And then we’ll dump it right back in two weeks! | 1.4076 | 0.04283 | 238 | 164 | 51 | 23 |
446 | They asked for proof of mankind's fall. | 1.4076 | 0.04324 | 238 | 165 | 49 | 24 |
447 | Damn illegal aliens takin' all our jobs. | 1.4076 | 0.04324 | 238 | 165 | 49 | 24 |
448 | Dummy, you hit the "suck" button instead of "blow"! | 1.4072 | 0.05177 | 167 | 116 | 34 | 17 |
449 | No, a little to MY right." | 1.4069 | 0.04110 | 231 | 154 | 60 | 17 |
450 | This will make the males obsolete and we will have all the females to ourselves. | 1.4069 | 0.04376 | 231 | 160 | 48 | 23 |
451 | When Rudy called Illegal Alien Landscaping, this wasn't quite what he expected. | 1.4068 | 0.04553 | 236 | 169 | 38 | 29 |
452 | He’s puzzled because trash collection is usually on Tuesdays. | 1.4061 | 0.04360 | 229 | 158 | 49 | 22 |
453 | This is way easier than making crop circles | 1.4054 | 0.04026 | 222 | 145 | 64 | 13 |
454 | he won’t even notice his wallet is missing after this | 1.4054 | 0.04412 | 222 | 153 | 48 | 21 |
455 | Glad it is finally legal...this batch will be the best! | 1.4049 | 0.05195 | 163 | 113 | 34 | 16 |
456 | Yet, they buy mulch. | 1.4035 | 0.04236 | 228 | 155 | 54 | 19 |
457 | Yes, I am sure these are Trump ballots. | 1.4035 | 0.04502 | 228 | 161 | 42 | 25 |
458 | They are millennia behind us in lawn care. | 1.4034 | 0.04430 | 233 | 164 | 44 | 25 |
459 | Sweeping leaves, zapping humans, collecting the Blorf Dust -- do you ever wonder what it all means? | 1.4034 | 0.04513 | 233 | 166 | 40 | 27 |
460 | Can you come back when it snows? | 1.4034 | 0.04172 | 233 | 158 | 56 | 19 |
461 | I said a little to your OTHER left, Carl! | 1.4034 | 0.04172 | 233 | 158 | 56 | 19 |
462 | Quickly before the Earthling realizes the value of his native biomass forms. | 1.4027 | 0.04215 | 226 | 153 | 55 | 18 |
463 | I think they're precious, Kzreck. This one is trying to get all of them before the long haired one comes out again. | 1.4026 | 0.04285 | 231 | 159 | 51 | 21 |
464 | His other two wishes involved the dishes and the carpet. | 1.4026 | 0.04415 | 231 | 162 | 45 | 24 |
465 | Your aim is terrible. | 1.4026 | 0.04013 | 231 | 153 | 63 | 15 |
466 | I'm telling you, it was a typo! We're supposed to get the "leader," not the "leafer." | 1.4026 | 0.04499 | 231 | 164 | 41 | 26 |
467 | We really deserve some credit for the whole “leave no trace” thing. | 1.4026 | 0.04241 | 231 | 158 | 53 | 20 |
468 | Yeah, turns out most of the jobs on Space Force are lawn care. | 1.4021 | 0.04484 | 189 | 126 | 50 | 13 |
469 | Really?...All that advanced AI, and this is the best application you can come up with?! | 1.4018 | 0.03998 | 224 | 147 | 64 | 13 |
470 | Strange how our attempts at intimidation are only met with looks of appreciation. | 1.4017 | 0.04176 | 229 | 155 | 56 | 18 |
471 | Tomorrow, the earthlings give us offerings of cardboard and plastic. | 1.4017 | 0.04176 | 229 | 155 | 56 | 18 |
472 | You'd think he never saw illegal aliens with a leaf blower. | 1.4017 | 0.04176 | 229 | 155 | 56 | 18 |
473 | Hey, Scotty -- you missed. | 1.4017 | 0.04399 | 229 | 160 | 46 | 23 |
474 | I know it's wrong to tease dumb creatures but it's hilarious. | 1.4017 | 0.04266 | 229 | 157 | 52 | 20 |
475 | We checked his social media. The leaves are the intelligent life here. | 1.4009 | 0.04267 | 222 | 151 | 53 | 18 |
476 | After that probing, it is the least we can do. | 1.4009 | 0.04408 | 222 | 154 | 47 | 21 |
477 | Poor things. It’s the least we can do for them in 2020 | 1.3982 | 0.04081 | 221 | 147 | 60 | 14 |
478 | Leaves? I have a nagging wife and two rotten kids,and you take my leaves? | 1.3981 | 0.04493 | 216 | 151 | 44 | 21 |
479 | Can you take me too? | 1.3973 | 0.04236 | 224 | 153 | 53 | 18 |
480 | Are you sure that's what they use for money? | 1.3973 | 0.04189 | 224 | 152 | 55 | 17 |
481 | We don't make enough on these small jobs to be worth the travel. | 1.3973 | 0.04092 | 224 | 150 | 59 | 15 |
482 | You realize you’ll be getting a shirt that says, “My parents travelled to Earth and all they brought back were some lousy leaves” | 1.3973 | 0.04421 | 224 | 157 | 45 | 22 |
483 | I use it as garnish. | 1.3964 | 0.04165 | 222 | 150 | 56 | 16 |
484 | You’ll understand after you jump into them. | 1.3964 | 0.04066 | 222 | 148 | 60 | 14 |
485 | Let's have a salad first. | 1.3964 | 0.04066 | 222 | 148 | 60 | 14 |
486 | I said I wanted to leave the planet, not I wanted planet's leaves. | 1.3964 | 0.04357 | 222 | 154 | 48 | 20 |
487 | The Instacart order said Leafy Greens, but red and yellow is probably fine. | 1.3964 | 0.04403 | 222 | 155 | 46 | 21 |
488 | I’m starting to think he does not care that we are taking these. | 1.3964 | 0.04214 | 222 | 151 | 54 | 17 |
489 | Get as many as you can, everyone is stockpiling. | 1.3964 | 0.04165 | 222 | 150 | 56 | 16 |
490 | We come to take your jobs. | 1.3964 | 0.04403 | 222 | 155 | 46 | 21 |
491 | No, keep transmitting. I think he likes them. I mean why else would he be saving them in bags? | 1.3955 | 0.04336 | 220 | 152 | 49 | 19 |
492 | We’re out of toilet paper. | 1.3955 | 0.04336 | 220 | 152 | 49 | 19 |
493 | Don't forget to leave a tip and give us a review. | 1.3955 | 0.04431 | 220 | 154 | 45 | 21 |
494 | I know it's a long way to come, but nothing on Glurg makes that crunching sound under my feet. | 1.3955 | 0.04524 | 220 | 156 | 41 | 23 |
495 | He won't report this. Not worth the grief from his HOA. | 1.3955 | 0.04384 | 220 | 153 | 47 | 20 |
496 | I think we got all the intelligent ones. | 1.3955 | 0.04115 | 220 | 150 | 54 | 16 |
497 | I love this new contactless takeout. | 1.3955 | 0.04140 | 220 | 148 | 57 | 15 |
498 | Nice of him to fix appetizers . Do you think that he knows he is the main course? | 1.3955 | 0.04384 | 220 | 153 | 47 | 20 |
499 | So, some salad before the entrée? | 1.3955 | 0.04336 | 220 | 152 | 49 | 19 |
500 | Lawn services are one of the few occupations open to undocumented aliens. | 1.3955 | 0.04336 | 220 | 152 | 49 | 19 |
501 | We have taken control of their strategic stockpile. | 1.3953 | 0.04408 | 215 | 149 | 47 | 19 |
502 | It’s fine, nothing really surprises them anymore. | 1.3953 | 0.04358 | 215 | 148 | 49 | 18 |
503 | 'Leader, leafer, what's the difference?' you said. | 1.3945 | 0.04412 | 218 | 152 | 46 | 20 |
504 | Hopefully, this is more useful than the dog poop. | 1.3945 | 0.04315 | 218 | 150 | 50 | 18 |
505 | Given your year it’s the least we can do | 1.3945 | 0.04599 | 218 | 156 | 38 | 24 |
506 | There are so many joys of planet ownership,but nobody tells you about the yard work. | 1.3945 | 0.04114 | 218 | 146 | 58 | 14 |
507 | After this year, it's the least we can do. | 1.3945 | 0.04216 | 218 | 148 | 54 | 16 |
508 | You do know they’re not the kind you’ve been smoking, right? | 1.3945 | 0.04266 | 218 | 149 | 52 | 17 |
509 | This species is a pushover. We take their same tribute every year and they never try to stop us. | 1.3945 | 0.04216 | 218 | 148 | 54 | 16 |
510 | Now just put them in his neighbors yard. Trust me, he’ll think it’s hilarious. | 1.3945 | 0.04364 | 218 | 151 | 48 | 19 |
511 | You couldn't have shown up an hour ago, before I raked them into a pile? | 1.3944 | 0.05189 | 142 | 96 | 36 | 10 |
512 | Want to clean up the place before we take over. | 1.3944 | 0.04584 | 213 | 151 | 40 | 22 |
513 | Another four billion yards' worth of leaves, and we'll have enough fuel to get back to Biazad'oorn. | 1.3935 | 0.05376 | 155 | 110 | 29 | 16 |
514 | These little creatures look more intelligent." | 1.3934 | 0.04258 | 211 | 143 | 53 | 15 |
515 | They must be important. He’s spent hours gathering them into a pile. | 1.3934 | 0.04363 | 211 | 145 | 49 | 17 |
516 | First, we build their trust. | 1.3934 | 0.03985 | 211 | 138 | 63 | 10 |
517 | This should convince him that we come as friends. | 1.3934 | 0.04415 | 211 | 146 | 47 | 18 |
518 | You brought the bong, right? | 1.3934 | 0.04465 | 211 | 147 | 45 | 19 |
519 | This should seem more surprising, but then again it’s 2020. | 1.3934 | 0.04711 | 211 | 152 | 35 | 24 |
520 | Next time, don’t forget the toilet paper. | 1.3923 | 0.04443 | 209 | 145 | 46 | 18 |
521 | I can't believe they throw the best part away. | 1.3923 | 0.04339 | 209 | 143 | 50 | 16 |
522 | Quit teasing. Zap him already. | 1.3923 | 0.04596 | 209 | 148 | 40 | 21 |
523 | We really need to work on your aim Bob. | 1.3923 | 0.04231 | 209 | 141 | 54 | 14 |
524 | Just be sure you don't get the big thing next to them. | 1.3922 | 0.05014 | 153 | 104 | 38 | 11 |
525 | This Yard Roomba should fly off the shelves, come Christmas. | 1.3900 | 0.04415 | 200 | 137 | 48 | 15 |
526 | I know we decided to go vegetarian, but he sure does look tasty! | 1.3886 | 0.04253 | 211 | 144 | 52 | 15 |
527 | Must be valuable if he's collecting them. | 1.3886 | 0.04199 | 211 | 143 | 54 | 14 |
528 | Don’t forget the human this time. | 1.3886 | 0.04357 | 211 | 146 | 48 | 17 |
529 | I'm hoping to get promoted to crop circles. | 1.3881 | 0.04725 | 201 | 144 | 36 | 21 |
530 | I'll be the one aiming the abductor beam from now on. | 1.3881 | 0.04454 | 201 | 139 | 46 | 16 |
531 | Look, it’s the least we could do after we probed him. | 1.3876 | 0.04920 | 178 | 126 | 35 | 17 |
532 | Now you’re just doing this because you know it annoys me, Bob. | 1.3876 | 0.04855 | 178 | 125 | 37 | 16 |
533 | Are you sure this makes up for all the kidnapping and anal probing? | 1.3876 | 0.04385 | 209 | 145 | 47 | 17 |
534 | Humans gather them. They must be valuable | 1.3876 | 0.04333 | 209 | 144 | 49 | 16 |
535 | No sign yet of intelligent life. | 1.3876 | 0.04489 | 209 | 147 | 43 | 19 |
536 | Clearly this lifeform is dominant... leave the servant. | 1.3876 | 0.04540 | 209 | 148 | 41 | 20 |
537 | The evolution of Roomba® | 1.3876 | 0.04738 | 209 | 152 | 33 | 24 |
538 | Not sure what they are, but he seems to care about them more than his children. | 1.3874 | 0.05889 | 111 | 76 | 27 | 8 |
539 | they must be valuable, he's working so hard to collect them! | 1.3865 | 0.04361 | 207 | 143 | 48 | 16 |
540 | Really, 21 light years getting here, and that's the best you can aim? | 1.3856 | 0.04830 | 153 | 103 | 41 | 9 |
541 | Careful! He’s holding some kind of weapon. | 1.3854 | 0.04476 | 192 | 132 | 46 | 14 |
542 | Don't take too many - we don't want to look greedy. | 1.3854 | 0.04476 | 192 | 132 | 46 | 14 |
543 | They must be valuable. All the earthlings gather them. | 1.3854 | 0.04443 | 205 | 143 | 45 | 17 |
544 | Leave him. Our directive was for intelligent life only. | 1.3854 | 0.04334 | 205 | 141 | 49 | 15 |
545 | Such care taken to collect them. They must be valuable | 1.3854 | 0.04443 | 205 | 143 | 45 | 17 |
546 | What do you mean? If they weren't valuable, why would he be collecting them? | 1.3854 | 0.04443 | 205 | 143 | 45 | 17 |
547 | I can't wait to put them the neighbors yard! | 1.3854 | 0.04279 | 205 | 140 | 51 | 14 |
548 | If only he knew how valuable this stuff is. | 1.3854 | 0.04222 | 205 | 139 | 53 | 13 |
549 | This stuff is ok, it’s the yellow snow we have to avoid! | 1.3851 | 0.05297 | 148 | 104 | 31 | 13 |
550 | This will have to do. It's not my fault we pulled over at the only planet with no toilet paper. | 1.3851 | 0.04989 | 161 | 112 | 36 | 13 |
551 | After all that probing, it’s the least we could do. | 1.3851 | 0.04911 | 161 | 111 | 38 | 12 |
552 | When they talk about us, they never focus on the public service. | 1.3850 | 0.04174 | 200 | 134 | 55 | 11 |
553 | They must be quite precious. Almost all earthlings collect them. | 1.3850 | 0.04351 | 200 | 137 | 49 | 14 |
554 | I believe this is their currency. I recall an earthen commentary about money growing on their trees. | 1.3850 | 0.04465 | 200 | 139 | 45 | 16 |
555 | Look, I don't mind the drinking, but when it affects your aim, it's a problem. | 1.3850 | 0.04409 | 200 | 138 | 47 | 15 |
556 | Zungdor! We’ve been in quarantine on this spaceship for 1,349 years, if you’re making leaves for dinner again I’m leaving! | 1.3850 | 0.04351 | 200 | 137 | 49 | 14 |
557 | We migrated 5 million light years and the only job you could find was landscaping? | 1.3850 | 0.04521 | 200 | 140 | 43 | 17 |
558 | I hate it when illegal aliens steal my job. | 1.3850 | 0.04631 | 200 | 142 | 39 | 19 |
559 | Just cloning these for oxygen on our planet. Ciao. | 1.3850 | 0.04521 | 200 | 140 | 43 | 17 |
560 | I said it's time to LEAVE... | 1.3842 | 0.04473 | 203 | 142 | 44 | 17 |
561 | We’ll come back later and drop them in his gutters | 1.3842 | 0.04191 | 203 | 137 | 54 | 12 |
562 | These humanoids seem to value these crisp objects. They are gathered in large payment bags and turned in. | 1.3842 | 0.04473 | 203 | 142 | 44 | 17 |
563 | We need get that directional abduction beam fixed. | 1.3842 | 0.04527 | 203 | 143 | 42 | 18 |
564 | You want to tell him the HOA outsourced lawn maintenance to us, or you want to scare him some more? | 1.3842 | 0.04133 | 203 | 136 | 56 | 11 |
565 | I can't believe they still rely on oil instead of leaves. | 1.3842 | 0.04527 | 203 | 143 | 42 | 18 |
566 | Having failed to find intelligent life on Earth, the visitors opted for mulch. | 1.3842 | 0.04580 | 203 | 144 | 40 | 19 |
567 | Like taking candy from a baby. | 1.3842 | 0.04580 | 203 | 144 | 40 | 19 |
568 | When it comes to fall clean-up, we're light years ahead!" | 1.3842 | 0.04633 | 203 | 145 | 38 | 20 |
569 | I know, I know, but the blower setting is even nosier. | 1.3838 | 0.04495 | 198 | 138 | 44 | 16 |
570 | Seriously. How much potpourri do we need? | 1.3838 | 0.04495 | 198 | 138 | 44 | 16 |
571 | Curbside pickup is so convenient. | 1.3836 | 0.04952 | 159 | 110 | 37 | 12 |
572 | Harvesting brains was fun, but what’ll really save our planet is composting. | 1.3831 | 0.04391 | 201 | 139 | 47 | 15 |
573 | These must be valuable since they spend so much time collecting them. | 1.3831 | 0.04217 | 201 | 136 | 53 | 12 |
574 | While earth was rife with COVID-19, global warming, a sagging economy, & unrivaled political strife, a small cadre of eco-friendly aliens known as "The Greater Good" secretly composted yard waste to fuel their imminent invasion. | 1.3830 | 0.05072 | 188 | 139 | 26 | 23 |
575 | Leave him. | 1.3827 | 0.04227 | 196 | 132 | 53 | 11 |
576 | Can we add a loud, whining noise? | 1.3827 | 0.04468 | 196 | 136 | 45 | 15 |
577 | you missed... | 1.3827 | 0.04584 | 196 | 138 | 41 | 17 |
578 | our order was to 'leave' | 1.3827 | 0.04696 | 196 | 140 | 37 | 19 |
579 | If they aren't valuable, why would they spend so much effort collecting them? | 1.3827 | 0.04102 | 196 | 130 | 57 | 9 |
580 | My aim is fine. Her Eminence said signs of intelligent life. | 1.3827 | 0.04584 | 196 | 138 | 41 | 17 |
581 | Illegal aliens still do the best yard work. | 1.3827 | 0.04640 | 196 | 139 | 39 | 18 |
582 | It's the least we can do after abducting his family. | 1.3827 | 0.04165 | 196 | 131 | 55 | 10 |
583 | How nice of their leader to organize them for us. | 1.3827 | 0.04289 | 196 | 133 | 51 | 12 |
584 | Let's scatter these back around the yard and see what he does. | 1.3827 | 0.04409 | 196 | 135 | 47 | 14 |
585 | Aren't you glad we're stocking up on more toilet paper? | 1.3827 | 0.04349 | 196 | 134 | 49 | 13 |
586 | He'll still claim to have done all the work | 1.3827 | 0.04289 | 196 | 133 | 51 | 12 |
587 | Thank god for contactless pickup | 1.3827 | 0.04807 | 196 | 142 | 33 | 21 |
588 | It's written right here, 'take me to your...' ,oh wait that's a 'd' | 1.3819 | 0.05307 | 144 | 101 | 31 | 12 |
589 | It's the stolen Trump votes! | 1.3817 | 0.04634 | 186 | 130 | 41 | 15 |
590 | We come all the way here for takeout, and all you get is the salad? | 1.3814 | 0.04317 | 194 | 132 | 50 | 12 |
591 | If they weren't valuable, Zorag, why would they gather them in piles? | 1.3814 | 0.04191 | 194 | 130 | 54 | 10 |
592 | We've travelled light-years to take in the autumn foliage... Now what? | 1.3814 | 0.04616 | 194 | 137 | 40 | 17 |
593 | Wow, the folks at Total Landscaping have really expanded their operation since the election. | 1.3814 | 0.04897 | 194 | 142 | 30 | 22 |
594 | They must be valuable, why else would he gather them? | 1.3802 | 0.03951 | 192 | 125 | 61 | 6 |
595 | I am not sure this is as impressive as crop circles and pyramids. | 1.3802 | 0.04590 | 192 | 135 | 41 | 16 |
596 | Nice aim, Larry. | 1.3802 | 0.04345 | 192 | 131 | 49 | 12 |
597 | 2002: “What the hell?” 2020: “Yeah, this makes sense.” | 1.3784 | 0.04833 | 185 | 133 | 34 | 18 |
598 | He says he wants to pay US. | 1.3784 | 0.04710 | 185 | 131 | 38 | 16 |
599 | Don’t feel bad. No one passes their abductor’s license on the first try. | 1.3784 | 0.04584 | 185 | 129 | 42 | 14 |
600 | Oh good - I love carryout! | 1.3784 | 0.04453 | 185 | 127 | 46 | 12 |
601 | I’ve heard humans hate when aliens come in and take their jobs | 1.3784 | 0.04584 | 185 | 129 | 42 | 14 |
602 | We place them in the adjoining yard, and leave the Earthling to explain. War will ensue. | 1.3777 | 0.04531 | 188 | 131 | 43 | 14 |
603 | I'm just happy we could give Mikey a pleasant response from his 3rd grade wish list. | 1.3774 | 0.05022 | 159 | 112 | 34 | 13 |
604 | We've acquired one of the species' carefully constructed nests. | 1.3770 | 0.04602 | 191 | 135 | 40 | 16 |
605 | Don't worry man, we'll return them tomorrow! | 1.3768 | 0.05364 | 138 | 97 | 30 | 11 |
606 | Clearly, this Earthling prefers to store these in his gutters. | 1.3763 | 0.04811 | 186 | 134 | 34 | 18 |
607 | Maybe we should go back to crop circles... | 1.3763 | 0.04627 | 186 | 131 | 40 | 15 |
608 | When I said, “suck it up,” I didn’t mean that pile of leaves. | 1.3763 | 0.04563 | 186 | 130 | 42 | 14 |
609 | Their instructions were: If an Earthling ever sees you, take leave" | 1.3763 | 0.04689 | 186 | 132 | 38 | 16 |
610 | Don't you wish that they'd separate them by color? | 1.3763 | 0.04434 | 186 | 128 | 46 | 12 |
611 | Disregard the pile by his dog. | 1.3763 | 0.04751 | 186 | 133 | 36 | 17 |
612 | Yeah, we got the humans. Next time we'll pick up that creepy thing. | 1.3763 | 0.04550 | 194 | 137 | 41 | 16 |
613 | They must be important, everyone here is gathering them into huge piles. | 1.3763 | 0.04371 | 194 | 134 | 47 | 13 |
614 | Well, in the part of our planet where I'M from, they're considered a delicacy! | 1.3763 | 0.04119 | 194 | 130 | 55 | 9 |
615 | Great leaf vacuum. Now my wife will want one too. | 1.3763 | 0.04609 | 194 | 138 | 39 | 17 |
616 | OK, we've done your leaves. Now take us to your leader." | 1.3763 | 0.04609 | 194 | 138 | 39 | 17 |
617 | Then we dump it in the neighbor's yard. That's when the fun starts. | 1.3763 | 0.04491 | 194 | 136 | 43 | 15 |
618 | He thinks we are being funny. Wait until he sees the bill. | 1.3763 | 0.04432 | 194 | 135 | 45 | 14 |
619 | Now we put them in the neighbor's yard. | 1.3763 | 0.03987 | 194 | 128 | 59 | 7 |
620 | They gather them into big piles and collect them in bags. I think it's their money. | 1.3763 | 0.04609 | 194 | 138 | 39 | 17 |
621 | They might believe it until he tells them about the leaves part | 1.3763 | 0.04609 | 194 | 138 | 39 | 17 |
622 | I said ‘hover’, not ‘hoover’! | 1.3763 | 0.04550 | 194 | 137 | 41 | 16 |
623 | ...And Ned never drank again. | 1.3758 | 0.05224 | 157 | 113 | 29 | 15 |
624 | Take us to your weeder. | 1.3750 | 0.04641 | 192 | 137 | 38 | 17 |
625 | I'll bet we can get $1000 apiece for these back home. | 1.3750 | 0.04210 | 192 | 130 | 52 | 10 |
626 | They're the only useful things for miles." | 1.3750 | 0.05182 | 152 | 108 | 31 | 13 |
627 | I wonder if I should tell them that my kids are at the bottom of the pile. | 1.3750 | 0.04522 | 192 | 135 | 42 | 15 |
628 | I know we said we wouldn't interfere, but I can't stand an unkempt yard. | 1.3750 | 0.04462 | 192 | 134 | 44 | 14 |
629 | Now we must take our leaves | 1.3750 | 0.04522 | 192 | 135 | 42 | 15 |
630 | He acts like we are doing him a favor. | 1.3750 | 0.04700 | 192 | 138 | 36 | 18 |
631 | That's not what I meant when I said bag'em. | 1.3750 | 0.04400 | 192 | 133 | 46 | 13 |
632 | Take the leaves. The human’s not wearing a mask. | 1.3750 | 0.04582 | 192 | 136 | 40 | 16 |
633 | It’s 2020 - earthlings need a little help | 1.3750 | 0.04400 | 192 | 133 | 46 | 13 |
634 | I told you we needed more toilet paper before we left. | 1.3742 | 0.04942 | 155 | 108 | 36 | 11 |
635 | I still can't belive Space Force let us out of Area 51 only to charge us with "forest management" when we have the technology to stop climate change. | 1.3742 | 0.05427 | 155 | 114 | 24 | 17 |
636 | This is the ultimate sign of peace. Do this and they will eat out of your hand. | 1.3741 | 0.05429 | 139 | 99 | 28 | 12 |
637 | We go through this on every trip: we hover, you collect useless local trinkets, and then we schlepp them back to the house and you try to make an art project which you end up tossing out. Every trip. | 1.3737 | 0.04367 | 190 | 131 | 47 | 12 |
638 | This is the least we could do to make up for the probing | 1.3733 | 0.05228 | 150 | 107 | 30 | 13 |
639 | By the way the human collects them, they must be a very valuable resource. | 1.3730 | 0.04311 | 185 | 126 | 49 | 10 |
640 | Watch him try to explain this one. | 1.3730 | 0.04445 | 185 | 128 | 45 | 12 |
641 | Finally, Alexa did something useful. | 1.3729 | 0.05747 | 118 | 83 | 26 | 9 |
642 | Did you bring rolling papers? | 1.3725 | 0.05069 | 153 | 108 | 33 | 12 |
643 | Take me to your cedar.” | 1.3723 | 0.04460 | 188 | 131 | 44 | 13 |
644 | You’re hired! Just have to get around the whole “illegals” thing. | 1.3723 | 0.04586 | 188 | 133 | 40 | 15 |
645 | Of course they're valuable, he spent a whole season growing them, now he's raking in the profits. | 1.3723 | 0.04460 | 188 | 131 | 44 | 13 |
646 | Maybe now he won't be mad that we landed on his trash cans. | 1.3723 | 0.04768 | 188 | 136 | 34 | 18 |
647 | Can you believe they are giving those away for free? | 1.3723 | 0.04586 | 188 | 133 | 40 | 15 |
648 | That's not what I meant by 'Put him out of his misery'. | 1.3723 | 0.04828 | 188 | 137 | 32 | 19 |
649 | This isn’t what I meant by the Fall of mankind. | 1.3723 | 0.04460 | 188 | 131 | 44 | 13 |
650 | Ha ! No, we're the other guys actually — From the Galactic Federation Total Landscaping | 1.3723 | 0.04648 | 188 | 134 | 38 | 16 |
651 | They must be valuable. He is collecting them. | 1.3716 | 0.04724 | 148 | 100 | 41 | 7 |
652 | I thought he'd put up more of a fight. | 1.3716 | 0.04673 | 183 | 130 | 38 | 15 |
653 | This may be a sign of intelligent life since they're so intent on eradicating it. | 1.3716 | 0.04673 | 183 | 130 | 38 | 15 |
654 | Damn autocorrect...I said "leader" not "leafer" | 1.3716 | 0.04673 | 183 | 130 | 38 | 15 |
655 | Stupid humans. They make it so easy to steal their biofuel. | 1.3716 | 0.04673 | 183 | 130 | 38 | 15 |
656 | Amazon does pickups too. | 1.3716 | 0.04340 | 183 | 125 | 48 | 10 |
657 | I think I found all the missing ballots. | 1.3716 | 0.04543 | 183 | 128 | 42 | 13 |
658 | Did you remember the iron and the wax paper? | 1.3716 | 0.04608 | 183 | 129 | 40 | 14 |
659 | Stop it. They call them "leaves" for a reason. | 1.3716 | 0.04737 | 183 | 131 | 36 | 16 |
660 | Crop circles are so cliché. | 1.3716 | 0.04409 | 183 | 126 | 46 | 11 |
661 | Knock yourself out, Scotty | 1.3716 | 0.04409 | 183 | 126 | 46 | 11 |
662 | Do you have a ship that cuts grass? | 1.3716 | 0.04737 | 183 | 131 | 36 | 16 |
663 | I can't eat just one! | 1.3716 | 0.04673 | 183 | 130 | 38 | 15 |
664 | Sure, it would be fun to take him, but our assignment isn’t people. It’s mulch. | 1.3716 | 0.04409 | 183 | 126 | 46 | 11 |
665 | Sure, now that I’ve done the hard part. | 1.3716 | 0.04608 | 183 | 129 | 40 | 14 |
666 | The search for intelligent life on earth goes on. | 1.3716 | 0.04340 | 183 | 125 | 48 | 10 |
667 | they’re dead you know | 1.3716 | 0.04476 | 183 | 127 | 44 | 12 |
668 | On their planet, everything is disposable. | 1.3714 | 0.05301 | 140 | 99 | 30 | 11 |
669 | Humans are more receptive to the probe after receiving assistance with mundane domestic tasks. | 1.3710 | 0.04555 | 186 | 131 | 41 | 14 |
670 | How charming! The hors d'oeuvres are being provided by the main course! | 1.3710 | 0.04923 | 186 | 137 | 29 | 20 |
671 | Careful! There's a no-burn ordinance in this town. | 1.3710 | 0.04426 | 186 | 129 | 45 | 12 |
672 | The farmer doesn’t look too upset that we’re stealing his crop. | 1.3710 | 0.04426 | 186 | 129 | 45 | 12 |
673 | Calculations indicate that we now have enough for the jump-on pile. | 1.3710 | 0.04293 | 186 | 127 | 49 | 10 |
674 | Sure - grab the Earthling and his magic stick too. | 1.3710 | 0.04864 | 186 | 136 | 31 | 19 |
675 | The manifest says hover, not hoover, near the earthling. | 1.3710 | 0.04681 | 186 | 133 | 37 | 16 |
676 | Explain to me why you’ll pick up his lawn, but we gotta pay Gary to do ours. | 1.3710 | 0.04681 | 186 | 133 | 37 | 16 |
677 | Does it spark joy? | 1.3710 | 0.04804 | 186 | 135 | 33 | 18 |
678 | Nah, I don’t think this will make the news. It’s not special enough for 2020. | 1.3710 | 0.04681 | 186 | 133 | 37 | 16 |
679 | Word around the galaxy is that this drives them crazy. | 1.3709 | 0.04938 | 151 | 105 | 36 | 10 |
680 | At last! Our toilet paper troubles are over! | 1.3709 | 0.05367 | 151 | 110 | 26 | 15 |
681 | Maybe they're an acquired taste? | 1.3702 | 0.04575 | 181 | 127 | 41 | 13 |
682 | Aim higher. | 1.3702 | 0.04153 | 181 | 121 | 53 | 7 |
683 | It's part of the rebrand: Unidentified Friendly Object. | 1.3702 | 0.04439 | 181 | 125 | 45 | 11 |
684 | Easiest light-year of community service ever! | 1.3702 | 0.04369 | 181 | 124 | 47 | 10 |
685 | Wait until he gets our bill. | 1.3702 | 0.04334 | 181 | 131 | 37 | 13 |
686 | Scottie,did he say leaves or Me? | 1.3702 | 0.04772 | 181 | 130 | 35 | 16 |
687 | Are we almost done refueling? | 1.3702 | 0.04707 | 181 | 129 | 37 | 15 |
688 | I know you feel bad for them, but you can’t miss on purpose | 1.3702 | 0.04575 | 181 | 127 | 41 | 13 |
689 | We are supposed to hover around,not hoover! | 1.3701 | 0.05126 | 154 | 110 | 31 | 13 |
690 | It'll all make sense when you see his face in the morning and they're everywhere again. | 1.3694 | 0.05055 | 157 | 112 | 32 | 13 |
691 | I'm sure this is what they meant when they told us to leave earth the way you found it. | 1.3694 | 0.04633 | 157 | 107 | 42 | 8 |
692 | We must study the "leaf mound" ritual. | 1.3692 | 0.05475 | 130 | 92 | 28 | 10 |
693 | Our directive was to turn over every leaf in our search for intelligent life” | 1.3691 | 0.04980 | 149 | 104 | 35 | 10 |
694 | We must learn how they control the ones with the rakes. | 1.3691 | 0.05159 | 149 | 106 | 31 | 12 |
695 | *whispers* takemetakemetakeme | 1.3691 | 0.04935 | 149 | 108 | 29 | 12 |
696 | After giving him that full body probe, I think it’s the least we can do. | 1.3691 | 0.05246 | 149 | 107 | 29 | 13 |
697 | Is this your first mission? | 1.3691 | 0.05071 | 149 | 105 | 33 | 11 |
698 | You've set it to abduct, not blow. | 1.3691 | 0.04888 | 149 | 103 | 37 | 9 |
699 | Get in loser, we’re colonizing | 1.3687 | 0.04808 | 179 | 129 | 34 | 16 |
700 | And I thought a leaf blower was high-tech! | 1.3687 | 0.04676 | 179 | 127 | 38 | 14 |
701 | Can you come earlier next time | 1.3687 | 0.04540 | 179 | 125 | 42 | 12 |
702 | What did I tell you about braking too soon? | 1.3684 | 0.05254 | 152 | 110 | 28 | 14 |
703 | We come in Greenpeace. | 1.3684 | 0.05171 | 152 | 109 | 30 | 13 |
704 | You think we would get a simple thank you instead of a blank stare. | 1.3677 | 0.04579 | 155 | 105 | 43 | 7 |
705 | When you said 'Leave it to me', this is not what I was expecting. | 1.3677 | 0.04931 | 155 | 109 | 35 | 11 |
706 | Why would they all collect them if they didn't have tremendous value? | 1.3677 | 0.04579 | 155 | 105 | 43 | 7 |
707 | The new "John Deere Tractor Beam". | 1.3677 | 0.04758 | 155 | 107 | 39 | 9 |
708 | Wait! Let me get the recycling! | 1.3676 | 0.05199 | 136 | 95 | 32 | 9 |
709 | Are you sure you don't need glasses? | 1.3673 | 0.05206 | 147 | 105 | 30 | 12 |
710 | This is the most intelligent life we've found so far! | 1.3672 | 0.04845 | 177 | 128 | 33 | 16 |
711 | I've found that they accept us more willingly as their overlords if we do this first. | 1.3672 | 0.04642 | 177 | 125 | 39 | 13 |
712 | Where were you when I was cleaning the gutters? | 1.3672 | 0.04051 | 177 | 131 | 38 | 8 |
713 | The way they're being stockpiled, they MUST be valuable | 1.3672 | 0.04430 | 177 | 125 | 41 | 11 |
714 | Perfect, we were out of toilet paper anyway. | 1.3672 | 0.04430 | 177 | 122 | 45 | 10 |
715 | The way he collects them like that...they must be very valuable. | 1.3672 | 0.05532 | 128 | 91 | 27 | 10 |
716 | They must be very valuable since the humans spend hours and hours gathering them. | 1.3672 | 0.05532 | 128 | 91 | 27 | 10 |
717 | Yeah, they think it's waste. They even pile it up for us! | 1.3672 | 0.05419 | 128 | 90 | 29 | 9 |
718 | Lucky we got here in time before his partner with the crazy leaf machine gun came. | 1.3672 | 0.05419 | 128 | 90 | 29 | 9 |
719 | Must be of great societal value. The Humanoids are most intent on gathering them. | 1.3672 | 0.05642 | 128 | 92 | 25 | 11 |
720 | I can’t wait to see Junior and his friend’s reaction... this is going to be the biggest leaf pile in the galaxy! | 1.3672 | 0.05642 | 128 | 92 | 25 | 11 |
721 | We found these ballots. | 1.3667 | 0.05550 | 150 | 112 | 21 | 17 |
722 | This'll be good . .while he's doing an Aunt Teefa tweet, we put em back . . . | 1.3664 | 0.05332 | 131 | 92 | 30 | 9 |
723 | Okay. Next gesture of benevolence, let's return his overdue library books. | 1.3660 | 0.04885 | 153 | 107 | 36 | 10 |
724 | Got room on the docket come plowing time? | 1.3660 | 0.05058 | 153 | 109 | 32 | 12 |
725 | Just admit that you took us to the wrong white house's lawn. | 1.3660 | 0.04885 | 153 | 107 | 36 | 10 |
726 | Aliens are stealing our jobs | 1.3657 | 0.04677 | 175 | 124 | 38 | 13 |
727 | I want just the red ones. | 1.3657 | 0.04534 | 175 | 122 | 42 | 11 |
728 | See you next week, we'll email you the invoice. | 1.3657 | 0.04677 | 175 | 124 | 38 | 13 |
729 | Of course they’re precious. They’re all gathering them. | 1.3657 | 0.04076 | 175 | 116 | 54 | 5 |
730 | Where were you 20 minutes ago when the whole yard was full of leaves? | 1.3657 | 0.04677 | 175 | 124 | 38 | 13 |
731 | I said ‘leave’ not leaves. | 1.3657 | 0.04606 | 175 | 123 | 40 | 12 |
732 | We come from Planet Roomba.... | 1.3657 | 0.04815 | 175 | 126 | 34 | 15 |
733 | You missed him! Try again. | 1.3657 | 0.04534 | 175 | 122 | 42 | 11 |
734 | I tell you, on my last visit they were burning them. | 1.3657 | 0.04606 | 175 | 123 | 40 | 12 |
735 | This drives them even crazier than what we normally do to them. | 1.3657 | 0.04461 | 175 | 121 | 44 | 10 |
736 | Earthlings all look alike to me. | 1.3657 | 0.04746 | 175 | 125 | 36 | 14 |
737 | First, we gain their trust by helping them with annoying tasks. | 1.3657 | 0.04461 | 175 | 121 | 44 | 10 |
738 | You could have charged him more than twenty bucks. | 1.3657 | 0.04606 | 175 | 123 | 40 | 12 |
739 | Don't bother with next door; they don't believe in UFOs | 1.3657 | 0.04534 | 175 | 122 | 42 | 11 |
740 | Sorry, Earthling, but the Cosmos needs compost. | 1.3657 | 0.04606 | 175 | 123 | 40 | 12 |
741 | They're so primitive. They still shovel snow too. | 1.3657 | 0.04534 | 175 | 124 | 39 | 12 |
742 | While you're up there, can you do the gutters? | 1.3657 | 0.04461 | 175 | 121 | 44 | 10 |
743 | Are you sure it says intelligent "leaf" form? | 1.3657 | 0.04534 | 175 | 122 | 42 | 11 |
744 | You idiot! I said pick the Canadian Maple Leafs" | 1.3657 | 0.04746 | 175 | 125 | 36 | 14 |
745 | Rookie mistake. | 1.3657 | 0.04606 | 175 | 123 | 40 | 12 |
746 | A little to your right. | 1.3657 | 0.04677 | 175 | 124 | 38 | 13 |
747 | Better not be any dog turds in there this time | 1.3657 | 0.04815 | 175 | 126 | 34 | 15 |
748 | Dang it, wrong button. | 1.3657 | 0.04534 | 175 | 122 | 42 | 11 |
749 | This will be much less fun to probe but we need the compost. | 1.3657 | 0.04677 | 175 | 124 | 38 | 13 |
750 | It seemed that 2020 was to be Ed’s year after all. | 1.3657 | 0.04949 | 175 | 128 | 30 | 17 |
751 | Roswell Intergalactic Landscaping, Since 1947 | 1.3657 | 0.04606 | 175 | 123 | 40 | 12 |
752 | I forgot, he also wants an estimate for cleaning the gutters | 1.3657 | 0.04461 | 175 | 121 | 44 | 10 |
753 | You are SO bad at this. | 1.3655 | 0.05254 | 145 | 104 | 29 | 12 |
754 | There’s a chihuahua two doors down. | 1.3655 | 0.05344 | 145 | 105 | 27 | 13 |
755 | ‘Here take a photo of me helping the ape-sapien for my dating profile’ | 1.3651 | 0.05357 | 126 | 88 | 30 | 8 |
756 | I just like seeing that “you-saved-me-a-day’s-worth-of-yard-work” look on their faces before switching to “death ray” mode. | 1.3642 | 0.05356 | 151 | 111 | 25 | 15 |
757 | For once,Ned was right to claim that aliens took his job. | 1.3642 | 0.05188 | 151 | 109 | 29 | 13 |
758 | Putting the Tesla logo on the ship was genius!! | 1.3642 | 0.05015 | 151 | 107 | 33 | 11 |
759 | Admit it. Isn't this nicer than crop circles? | 1.3642 | 0.05102 | 151 | 108 | 31 | 12 |
760 | A fine species! They seem to be served by their slave creature cleaning up after them. | 1.3642 | 0.05102 | 151 | 108 | 31 | 12 |
761 | Trust me, they’re crispiest this time of year. | 1.3642 | 0.04744 | 151 | 104 | 39 | 8 |
762 | You had one job Zornak! You can't even aim the tractor beam! | 1.3642 | 0.05188 | 151 | 109 | 29 | 13 |
763 | Suburbanites are always impressed with a Beamer! | 1.3642 | 0.04852 | 173 | 125 | 33 | 15 |
764 | Remember it's my turn to say "take me to your leader" | 1.3642 | 0.04493 | 173 | 120 | 43 | 10 |
765 | The new neighbors were odd, but their lawn service was out of this world. | 1.3642 | 0.04493 | 173 | 122 | 40 | 11 |
766 | Next year, we’re visiting in the summer. | 1.3642 | 0.04989 | 173 | 127 | 29 | 17 |
767 | It's worth the trip just to see the look on their faces! | 1.3642 | 0.04712 | 173 | 123 | 37 | 13 |
768 | This is your idea of helping humanity? | 1.3642 | 0.04567 | 173 | 121 | 41 | 11 |
769 | I can't wait to see the look on the little zorks' faces when they jump into these! | 1.3642 | 0.04567 | 173 | 121 | 41 | 11 |
770 | Of course they have great value! Everyone is gathering them. | 1.3642 | 0.04493 | 173 | 120 | 43 | 10 |
771 | I want to take some home for the boys to play in. | 1.3642 | 0.04417 | 173 | 119 | 45 | 9 |
772 | He keeps collecting them. They've got to be worth something! | 1.3642 | 0.04493 | 173 | 120 | 43 | 10 |
773 | He'll look even more surprised after he sees us blow them back into his front yard. | 1.3642 | 0.04712 | 173 | 123 | 37 | 13 |
774 | Remember what we've learned: to impress them, we gather, but to satisfy them, we must release in the neighbor's yard. | 1.3642 | 0.04712 | 173 | 123 | 37 | 13 |
775 | They call them 'leaves', I call them 'takes' | 1.3642 | 0.04712 | 173 | 123 | 37 | 13 |
776 | Must be valuable as they all collect it | 1.3642 | 0.04567 | 173 | 121 | 41 | 11 |
777 | The suction looked faster on the commercial. | 1.3642 | 0.04417 | 173 | 119 | 45 | 9 |
778 | Keep those things away from me. Once I eat one, I can't stop eating them. | 1.3642 | 0.04340 | 173 | 118 | 47 | 8 |
779 | Next, maybe he’ll let us whitewash the fence. | 1.3642 | 0.04852 | 173 | 125 | 33 | 15 |
780 | Take the rake too. | 1.3642 | 0.04712 | 173 | 123 | 37 | 13 |
781 | Just a little more to the right | 1.3642 | 0.04102 | 173 | 115 | 53 | 5 |
782 | Watch his reaction when we send back snow | 1.3642 | 0.04567 | 173 | 121 | 41 | 11 |
783 | Do you also do snow plowing? | 1.3636 | 0.04724 | 176 | 126 | 36 | 14 |
784 | Presentable. Maybe cute. But not rakishly handsome. | 1.3630 | 0.05132 | 146 | 104 | 31 | 11 |
785 | Every Fall the humanoids pile these up as an offering | 1.3626 | 0.04674 | 171 | 121 | 38 | 12 |
786 | These must be really valuable... all the humans are collecting them. | 1.3626 | 0.04674 | 171 | 121 | 38 | 12 |
787 | There just aren't many vegan options for an alien in this town. | 1.3626 | 0.04525 | 171 | 119 | 42 | 10 |
788 | The humans put a lot of time and energy in gathering these multi-colored items, so they must be of great value. | 1.3626 | 0.04600 | 171 | 120 | 40 | 11 |
789 | I heard they are the most intelligent life-form on this planet." | 1.3626 | 0.04819 | 171 | 123 | 34 | 14 |
790 | When they’re in season, I hear these are both crunchy and tasty. | 1.3626 | 0.04448 | 171 | 118 | 44 | 9 |
791 | Tree droppings must be very valuable -- he spent his whole weekend collecting them." | 1.3626 | 0.04448 | 171 | 118 | 44 | 9 |
792 | Didn’t you ask for the intelligent life? | 1.3626 | 0.04448 | 171 | 118 | 44 | 9 |
793 | When are we gonna start doing crop circles instead? | 1.3626 | 0.04600 | 171 | 120 | 40 | 11 |
794 | No Flurgon, I said, “We must take leave.” | 1.3626 | 0.04748 | 171 | 122 | 36 | 13 |
795 | Why do WE have to clear up Area 51? | 1.3626 | 0.04674 | 171 | 121 | 38 | 12 |
796 | Emphasizing our usefulness is the path to acceptance." | 1.3624 | 0.04968 | 149 | 105 | 34 | 10 |
797 | Sometimes ya just gotta suck it up. | 1.3624 | 0.05059 | 149 | 106 | 32 | 11 |
798 | This time Let’s put them on the other side of the fence | 1.3624 | 0.04876 | 149 | 104 | 36 | 9 |
799 | Can we get pumpkin spice lattes next!? | 1.3624 | 0.04968 | 149 | 105 | 34 | 10 |
800 | It's galling how they treat their dead relatives. | 1.3622 | 0.05553 | 127 | 91 | 26 | 10 |
801 | It's only right since last year we took his wife and dog. | 1.3609 | 0.04635 | 169 | 119 | 39 | 11 |
802 | Why can’t you just ask for directions without making it all so awkward | 1.3609 | 0.04635 | 169 | 119 | 39 | 11 |
803 | I said ray gun, not rake gun. | 1.3609 | 0.04635 | 169 | 119 | 39 | 11 |
804 | This is nice of you but we're still going to probe him, right? | 1.3602 | 0.04790 | 161 | 114 | 36 | 11 |
805 | Relax, I did the same thing on my first alien abduction. | 1.3602 | 0.04790 | 161 | 114 | 36 | 11 |
806 | It's for the wife. She's a potpourri fiend. | 1.3602 | 0.04949 | 161 | 116 | 32 | 13 |
807 | Next time bring more toilet paper. | 1.3593 | 0.04746 | 167 | 119 | 36 | 12 |
808 | After that probe it's the least we could do. | 1.3590 | 0.07061 | 78 | 56 | 16 | 6 |
809 | His friends are going to think he's crazy. | 1.3590 | 0.04977 | 156 | 112 | 32 | 12 |
810 | and then we drop them over the fence | 1.3590 | 0.04977 | 156 | 112 | 32 | 12 |
811 | Would anyone like meat with their salad? | 1.3590 | 0.05141 | 156 | 114 | 28 | 14 |
812 | Do you think he'll rake them a third time? | 1.3590 | 0.05060 | 156 | 113 | 30 | 13 |
813 | Not having to bag leaves...totally worth the occasional probe | 1.3590 | 0.04893 | 156 | 113 | 31 | 12 |
814 | Gardeners of the Galaxy | 1.3580 | 0.04432 | 162 | 111 | 44 | 7 |
815 | While you're at it grab his weapon! | 1.3576 | 0.04626 | 165 | 116 | 39 | 10 |
816 | Wow, the leaf pick up service this year is out of this world! | 1.3571 | 0.04871 | 168 | 122 | 32 | 14 |
817 | Sure,it was nice of him to help but we aren’t giving him a ride . | 1.3571 | 0.04934 | 154 | 110 | 33 | 11 |
818 | Don't worry, honey. Nobody gets it right the first time. | 1.3571 | 0.04934 | 154 | 110 | 33 | 11 |
819 | Do they have our price for snow removal too? | 1.3571 | 0.04569 | 168 | 118 | 40 | 10 |
820 | Wait until you see what happens when we dump them in his neighbor's yard! | 1.3571 | 0.05019 | 154 | 111 | 31 | 12 |
821 | Decisions. Decisions. Vegan or Human. | 1.3567 | 0.04664 | 171 | 122 | 37 | 12 |
822 | What I hate is taking over a messy planet | 1.3567 | 0.04737 | 171 | 123 | 35 | 13 |
823 | Thanks, next can you guys take care of the litter box? | 1.3567 | 0.04737 | 171 | 123 | 35 | 13 |
824 | The humans make these offerings every year | 1.3562 | 0.04635 | 146 | 100 | 40 | 6 |
825 | Yeah I know, but can you imagine the look on people's faces when he tells them what happened? | 1.3562 | 0.05211 | 146 | 106 | 28 | 12 |
826 | The experiment is to see how many times he’ll rake the leaves after we dump them in front of him. | 1.3562 | 0.05211 | 146 | 106 | 28 | 12 |
827 | When did you become a vegetarian? | 1.3562 | 0.05119 | 146 | 105 | 30 | 11 |
828 | What can I say? The jobs available to illegal aliens are quite limited. | 1.3562 | 0.05211 | 146 | 106 | 28 | 12 |
829 | Those things must have high value if he’s collecting them. | 1.3562 | 0.05119 | 146 | 105 | 30 | 11 |
830 | ...Cuz they’ll burn ‘em and ruin the climate of our new planet. That’s why! | 1.3562 | 0.04931 | 146 | 103 | 34 | 9 |
831 | You idiot! I wanted the rake. | 1.3562 | 0.04931 | 146 | 103 | 34 | 9 |
832 | These must be valuable if Earthlings spend so much time collecting them. | 1.3562 | 0.05026 | 146 | 104 | 32 | 10 |
833 | Maybe we ought to switch to foliage fuels? | 1.3562 | 0.05211 | 146 | 106 | 28 | 12 |
834 | Shouldn’t we have just given them our COVID-19 vaccines instead of agreeing to help with their yard work last year? | 1.3562 | 0.05211 | 146 | 106 | 28 | 12 |
835 | This really sucks. | 1.3557 | 0.04955 | 149 | 106 | 33 | 10 |
836 | Oh yeah, this is definitely what we came for. | 1.3556 | 0.05094 | 135 | 95 | 32 | 8 |
837 | As long as they think I did it... | 1.3554 | 0.05487 | 121 | 86 | 27 | 8 |
838 | Have faith. We're real. Seeing is beleaving. | 1.3553 | 0.05062 | 152 | 110 | 30 | 12 |
839 | Never tell these people how much this stuff is worth on our planet. | 1.3553 | 0.04887 | 152 | 108 | 34 | 10 |
840 | They said to leave no trace! | 1.3553 | 0.04975 | 152 | 109 | 32 | 11 |
841 | We must discover what they live on in their three other seasons. | 1.3550 | 0.04699 | 169 | 121 | 36 | 12 |
842 | It's only a seasonal job, but in a pandemic, you take what you can get. | 1.3550 | 0.04624 | 169 | 120 | 38 | 11 |
843 | I'm just screwing with him. | 1.3550 | 0.04308 | 169 | 116 | 46 | 7 |
844 | And you're sure you lost your keys here? | 1.3550 | 0.04624 | 169 | 120 | 38 | 11 |
845 | I just love these fall colors | 1.3550 | 0.04847 | 169 | 123 | 32 | 14 |
846 | Now try for the big one. | 1.3542 | 0.05070 | 144 | 103 | 31 | 10 |
847 | Nice shot eagle eye | 1.3542 | 0.05350 | 144 | 106 | 25 | 13 |
848 | Are you sure those are their brains? | 1.3542 | 0.05258 | 144 | 105 | 27 | 12 |
849 | The new neighbors seem nice. | 1.3542 | 0.05070 | 144 | 103 | 31 | 10 |
850 | Looking for intelligent life. | 1.3542 | 0.05165 | 144 | 104 | 29 | 11 |
851 | 'Illegal aliens take local jobs' | 1.3542 | 0.04875 | 144 | 101 | 35 | 8 |
852 | They fall for it every time. Watch his expression change when he zap him up. | 1.3540 | 0.04613 | 161 | 113 | 39 | 9 |
853 | Go ahead. Suck it up. | 1.3537 | 0.05181 | 147 | 107 | 28 | 12 |
854 | "Start a cloud-based business" they said. "It'll be fun," they said. | 1.3537 | 0.05090 | 147 | 106 | 30 | 11 |
855 | Make the universe rake again! | 1.3537 | 0.04998 | 147 | 105 | 32 | 10 |
856 | I'm not sure what these are, but considering how much effort he was putting into gathering them they must be extremely valuable. | 1.3537 | 0.04998 | 147 | 105 | 32 | 10 |
857 | What part of "anal probe" was confusing to you? | 1.3534 | 0.05358 | 133 | 96 | 27 | 10 |
858 | I bet he does not believe in vaccines either | 1.3533 | 0.05193 | 150 | 110 | 27 | 13 |
859 | I said a little to your right | 1.3533 | 0.05193 | 150 | 110 | 27 | 13 |
860 | They must be valuable. The humans are all gathering them | 1.3533 | 0.04743 | 150 | 105 | 37 | 8 |
861 | The tall ones have all been idiots. Let's try the crumpled brown ones. | 1.3533 | 0.04743 | 150 | 105 | 37 | 8 |
862 | These poor primitives have no idea how valuable those are. | 1.3533 | 0.05018 | 150 | 108 | 31 | 11 |
863 | Yep, and then we just dump them on your neighbor's lawn. | 1.3533 | 0.05106 | 150 | 109 | 29 | 12 |
864 | Hang on, Carl. This one saw us. Now we have to find another planet to deposit our leaves. | 1.3533 | 0.05018 | 150 | 108 | 31 | 11 |
865 | That wasn’t the mess we needed cleaned up but ok. | 1.3533 | 0.05106 | 150 | 109 | 29 | 12 |
866 | These are good but I prefer the Nacho Cheese flavored | 1.3533 | 0.04501 | 167 | 117 | 41 | 9 |
867 | He's just going to throw these away. | 1.3533 | 0.04811 | 167 | 121 | 33 | 13 |
868 | The orders were: "Take his wife and leave." Not "leaves". | 1.3533 | 0.04885 | 167 | 122 | 31 | 14 |
869 | I think it’s something to with the Make America Rake Again campaign | 1.3533 | 0.04885 | 167 | 122 | 31 | 14 |
870 | We will easily win the support of their suburban men. | 1.3533 | 0.04658 | 167 | 119 | 37 | 11 |
871 | Hmm. Maybe they remove Trump too, while they're at it. | 1.3533 | 0.04885 | 167 | 122 | 31 | 14 |
872 | Our instructions were to gather samples of whatever they seem to hoard. | 1.3533 | 0.04420 | 167 | 116 | 43 | 8 |
873 | They must be valuable. The lifeforms keep collecting them. | 1.3533 | 0.04735 | 167 | 120 | 35 | 12 |
874 | Strange. He seems happy that we take the stuff he carefully collected | 1.3533 | 0.04501 | 167 | 117 | 41 | 9 |
875 | We may need to dangle live bait; the humans are attracted to these, but they just won’t bite. | 1.3533 | 0.04958 | 167 | 123 | 29 | 15 |
876 | Yes, I'm sure these are the intelligent life form. | 1.3533 | 0.04501 | 167 | 117 | 41 | 9 |
877 | I hope to move into abductions soon. | 1.3533 | 0.04658 | 167 | 119 | 37 | 11 |
878 | That look is called 'abduction envy'. | 1.3533 | 0.05172 | 167 | 126 | 23 | 18 |
879 | Do you think this is enough for my intergalactic “Assisting the Human” wilderness merit badge? | 1.3533 | 0.04811 | 167 | 124 | 30 | 13 |
880 | Just wear your glasses | 1.3522 | 0.04979 | 159 | 116 | 30 | 13 |
881 | I think we’re supposed to be dropping off leaflets, not picking them up. | 1.3519 | 0.04673 | 162 | 115 | 37 | 10 |
882 | His wife will never believe it. | 1.3515 | 0.04533 | 165 | 116 | 40 | 9 |
883 | He was piling them up, they must be important! | 1.3515 | 0.04694 | 165 | 118 | 36 | 11 |
884 | Always bring back the most evolved life forms. | 1.3515 | 0.04848 | 165 | 120 | 32 | 13 |
885 | Smart move, Xpze. You just bought us two light years in quarantine. | 1.3515 | 0.04772 | 165 | 119 | 34 | 12 |
886 | He's going to be really happy when we bring them back in the spring. | 1.3515 | 0.04614 | 165 | 117 | 38 | 10 |
887 | Now let's prank those humans by dumping it on Mars. | 1.3515 | 0.04772 | 165 | 119 | 34 | 12 |
888 | He would also like us to take his wife on a one-way mission. | 1.3515 | 0.04574 | 165 | 123 | 29 | 13 |
889 | Well, I guess they told us illegal aliens would be taking our jobs... | 1.3515 | 0.04614 | 165 | 117 | 38 | 10 |
890 | That human seems to be all out of those little brown things they compete to gather into large piles. As a gesture of goodwill, let's give him these. | 1.3515 | 0.04533 | 165 | 116 | 40 | 9 |
891 | The real money is in snow removal. | 1.3515 | 0.04772 | 165 | 119 | 34 | 12 |
892 | Do you usually leave a tip? | 1.3515 | 0.04772 | 165 | 119 | 34 | 12 |
893 | Good aim. Make sure you only capture the intelligent life forms. | 1.3515 | 0.05072 | 165 | 123 | 26 | 16 |
894 | They are small yet they have large slaves! | 1.3515 | 0.04772 | 165 | 119 | 34 | 12 |
895 | Yeah I know the work is seasonal, but hopefully it'll get us thru the pandemic. | 1.3515 | 0.04848 | 165 | 120 | 32 | 13 |
896 | Can we please just visit without your tidying? | 1.3515 | 0.04772 | 165 | 119 | 34 | 12 |
897 | I got a shit load of empty beer cans if you want them too . | 1.3515 | 0.04848 | 165 | 120 | 32 | 13 |
898 | Looks like the gig economy has gone intergalactic. | 1.3515 | 0.04848 | 165 | 120 | 32 | 13 |
899 | He said his name is Tom Sawyer and that this material is very valuable on this planet. | 1.3515 | 0.05216 | 165 | 125 | 22 | 18 |
900 | While you're at it, don't forget to take 2020 away too | 1.3515 | 0.04848 | 165 | 120 | 32 | 13 |
901 | OK, and now put them all on the other side of the fence. Thanks! | 1.3515 | 0.04924 | 165 | 121 | 30 | 14 |
902 | Should we tell him we’re just paying it forward? | 1.3515 | 0.04533 | 165 | 116 | 40 | 9 |
903 | They collect them every year, it's some kind of obsession. | 1.3515 | 0.04451 | 165 | 115 | 42 | 8 |
904 | forget one monolith, and we get put on trash duty. SMH. | 1.3515 | 0.05072 | 165 | 123 | 26 | 16 |
905 | At least this beats our last assignment cleaning up at the dog park. | 1.3514 | 0.05240 | 148 | 109 | 26 | 13 |
906 | Not the leaves, the human! | 1.3514 | 0.04970 | 148 | 106 | 32 | 10 |
907 | I’m warning you. It’s fool’s gold. | 1.3514 | 0.05327 | 148 | 110 | 24 | 14 |
908 | Next scatter it on the grass box of the other human and observe the compulsive sorting behavior! They never cease! Fascinating! | 1.3514 | 0.05327 | 148 | 110 | 24 | 14 |
909 | Are you sure he'll pay in Bitcoin? | 1.3514 | 0.04876 | 148 | 105 | 34 | 9 |
910 | Poor guy. Let's help out and put them back on the tree. | 1.3514 | 0.05240 | 148 | 109 | 26 | 13 |
911 | This gains their confidence. They think we are here to help them. | 1.3514 | 0.04876 | 148 | 105 | 34 | 9 |
912 | These "leaves" are clearly the superior species—see how they dominate the lesser beings? | 1.3514 | 0.04876 | 148 | 105 | 34 | 9 |
913 | He doesn't seem to mind. | 1.3514 | 0.04970 | 148 | 106 | 32 | 10 |
914 | Look at him…you’d think that this was the best thing that ever happened to him this year. | 1.3514 | 0.05327 | 148 | 110 | 24 | 14 |
915 | I don’t think that’s what the boss meant when he said “gather the fall of man” | 1.3514 | 0.05151 | 148 | 108 | 28 | 12 |
916 | Perhaps a sample will help us determine why the small scavenger organism collects the waste of the tall green organism. | 1.3506 | 0.04921 | 154 | 111 | 32 | 11 |
917 | I know we're illegal aliens , that's why we're doing this job for free | 1.3506 | 0.05255 | 154 | 115 | 24 | 15 |
918 | Stop, you'll spoil your appetite. You know we're having dinner in the Crab Nebula. | 1.3506 | 0.04655 | 154 | 110 | 35 | 9 |
919 | Here's the leaf vacuum you ordered from Amazon Prime. | 1.3506 | 0.05091 | 154 | 113 | 28 | 13 |
920 | Now, that’s what I call outsourcing. | 1.3506 | 0.05174 | 154 | 114 | 26 | 14 |
921 | They pile it up and burn it. It has to be worth something. | 1.3506 | 0.04746 | 154 | 109 | 36 | 9 |
922 | Whatever you do,do NOT take the humans until they're vaccinated. | 1.3506 | 0.05007 | 154 | 112 | 30 | 12 |
923 | Alright, but this is the last pile. You haven’t done anything with the leaves you pressed last year and we’re running out of encyclopedias. | 1.3506 | 0.04921 | 154 | 111 | 32 | 11 |
924 | We’re blowing our cover for this?” “Just wait, you’ll see how fun it is to jump in them. | 1.3506 | 0.04655 | 154 | 108 | 38 | 8 |
925 | The things my kids will do to get out of chores | 1.3506 | 0.05007 | 154 | 112 | 30 | 12 |
926 | And Donald says they all count. | 1.3503 | 0.05259 | 157 | 118 | 23 | 16 |
927 | Leave the human, he could be infected | 1.3500 | 0.04873 | 160 | 116 | 32 | 12 |
928 | It is a welcome change from crop circles. | 1.3497 | 0.04567 | 163 | 115 | 39 | 9 |
929 | No I don't know why they leave money on the ground either. | 1.3497 | 0.04887 | 163 | 119 | 31 | 13 |
930 | It’s so fun to mess with them when they leave their phones inside. | 1.3497 | 0.04887 | 163 | 119 | 31 | 13 |
931 | We must first try to win their hearts and minds. | 1.3497 | 0.04398 | 163 | 113 | 43 | 7 |
932 | Marcia I think your depth perception is still a tad off since you got those trifocals. | 1.3497 | 0.04730 | 163 | 117 | 35 | 11 |
933 | You were right, Blort. Their money DOES grow on trees. | 1.3497 | 0.04483 | 163 | 114 | 41 | 8 |
934 | He believes we did this with Trump ballots | 1.3497 | 0.04964 | 163 | 120 | 29 | 14 |
935 | If we take away their busy work, the society will crumble. | 1.3497 | 0.04964 | 163 | 120 | 29 | 14 |
936 | One more bag and we'll have enough to cover the rose garden. | 1.3497 | 0.04809 | 163 | 118 | 33 | 12 |
937 | For some reason this makes them very compliant before we beam them up. | 1.3497 | 0.04567 | 163 | 117 | 36 | 10 |
938 | He wants us to drop them over the fence. | 1.3497 | 0.04887 | 163 | 119 | 31 | 13 |
939 | I think he likes us | 1.3497 | 0.04649 | 163 | 116 | 37 | 10 |
940 | Ignore him. All the humans want out. | 1.3497 | 0.04809 | 163 | 118 | 33 | 12 |
941 | Then we spread them around again. They seem to love it. | 1.3497 | 0.04567 | 163 | 115 | 39 | 9 |
942 | The orders were to bring back the most intelligent species we could find. | 1.3497 | 0.04809 | 163 | 118 | 33 | 12 |
943 | That's not bad for your first time, Glerg. We just have to work on your aim a little. | 1.3497 | 0.04483 | 163 | 114 | 41 | 8 |
944 | The creature seems strangely unprovoked by our action. | 1.3497 | 0.04649 | 163 | 116 | 37 | 10 |
945 | After that last human, I'm going vegetarian. | 1.3497 | 0.04887 | 163 | 119 | 31 | 13 |
946 | Now you're sure the directive is 'Take us to your leafer,' right? | 1.3497 | 0.05260 | 163 | 124 | 21 | 18 |
947 | How many times do I have to tell you? It's LEADER not LEAFER. | 1.3497 | 0.04483 | 163 | 114 | 41 | 8 |
948 | He doesn't use a leaf-blower. Let's buy the place next door. | 1.3497 | 0.04730 | 163 | 117 | 35 | 11 |
949 | You rake em. We take ‘em. | 1.3497 | 0.04730 | 163 | 117 | 35 | 11 |
950 | Sure, take the leaves...2020 has taken everything else from me... | 1.3497 | 0.04730 | 163 | 117 | 35 | 11 |
951 | Now to REALLY blow his mind, put them back. | 1.3497 | 0.05260 | 163 | 124 | 21 | 18 |
952 | Of course they don’t know, look at how they run through fossil fuels | 1.3497 | 0.04567 | 163 | 115 | 39 | 9 |
953 | ‘You’re being ignorant,’ they said! ‘Illegal Aliens aren’t going to take your job,’ they said!” | 1.3481 | 0.04994 | 158 | 116 | 29 | 13 |
954 | It’s fun to dump them on the planet next door. | 1.3478 | 0.05005 | 161 | 119 | 28 | 14 |
955 | Let's dump them all in the neighbors yard and start an earthly feud. | 1.3478 | 0.04515 | 161 | 113 | 40 | 8 |
956 | Next week is recyclables. | 1.3478 | 0.04515 | 161 | 113 | 40 | 8 |
957 | Do we put them back on? | 1.3478 | 0.04429 | 161 | 112 | 42 | 7 |
958 | Trust me. They love tree droppings.. They collect them. | 1.3478 | 0.04847 | 161 | 117 | 32 | 12 |
959 | Are you sure those are the intelligent ones? | 1.3478 | 0.05082 | 161 | 120 | 26 | 15 |
960 | Beam up more! You can't eat just one. | 1.3478 | 0.05082 | 161 | 120 | 26 | 15 |
961 | I'm telling you, these things must be worth a fortune. Everyone's collecting them. | 1.3478 | 0.04847 | 161 | 117 | 32 | 12 |
962 | I told you it was “leader” not “leafer.” | 1.3478 | 0.04766 | 161 | 116 | 34 | 11 |
963 | This must be the roomba upgrade! | 1.3478 | 0.04766 | 161 | 119 | 30 | 12 |
964 | These must be of great value to them. | 1.3478 | 0.04684 | 161 | 115 | 36 | 10 |
965 | Of course it's valuable, why else would they all be collecting it? | 1.3478 | 0.04684 | 161 | 115 | 36 | 10 |
966 | Just dump it in the neighbor's yard as usual. | 1.3478 | 0.04601 | 161 | 114 | 38 | 9 |
967 | Earth exploration just isn't the same since the abduction ban. | 1.3478 | 0.04684 | 161 | 115 | 36 | 10 |
968 | These must be valuable. So many aliens are stockpiling them. | 1.3478 | 0.04601 | 161 | 114 | 38 | 9 |
969 | OK. Now we have to find the recipe for the dressing. | 1.3478 | 0.04927 | 161 | 118 | 30 | 13 |
970 | Given the time the earthlings spend collecting them, they must have incredible value. | 1.3478 | 0.04684 | 161 | 118 | 33 | 10 |
971 | Walt Whitman was referring to this? | 1.3478 | 0.04429 | 161 | 121 | 30 | 10 |
972 | No sign of intelligent life anywhere, but let's examine these just in case | 1.3478 | 0.04927 | 161 | 118 | 30 | 13 |
973 | It’s set to detect the most intelligent carbon based life forms | 1.3478 | 0.04847 | 161 | 117 | 32 | 12 |
974 | Based on all the effort the human uses to collect them, they must have great value. | 1.3478 | 0.04515 | 161 | 113 | 40 | 8 |
975 | I thought pickup was on Tuesdays? | 1.3478 | 0.05005 | 161 | 119 | 28 | 14 |
976 | Hurry! Before the wife sees us, and don't forget to get into the corners this time. | 1.3478 | 0.04766 | 161 | 116 | 34 | 11 |
977 | Of course, they're valuable! They rake them into large piles! | 1.3478 | 0.04766 | 161 | 116 | 34 | 11 |
978 | Once we refuel, we can erase his mind and get out of here. | 1.3478 | 0.04515 | 161 | 113 | 40 | 8 |
979 | 2020 just keeps getting stranger and stranger. | 1.3478 | 0.04847 | 161 | 117 | 32 | 12 |
980 | See, THIS is what I meant by "mission creep." | 1.3478 | 0.04766 | 161 | 116 | 34 | 11 |
981 | I told you there were 200. We don't need a recount. | 1.3478 | 0.05232 | 161 | 122 | 22 | 17 |
982 | Worth the trip every year, just to see their faces! | 1.3478 | 0.04601 | 161 | 114 | 38 | 9 |
983 | ...and then we jump in them. | 1.3478 | 0.04684 | 161 | 115 | 36 | 10 |
984 | I hope next time we get picked to invade instead. | 1.3478 | 0.04766 | 161 | 116 | 34 | 11 |
985 | Unidentified fall object. | 1.3478 | 0.04847 | 161 | 117 | 32 | 12 |
986 | For every ten probings, one good deed. | 1.3478 | 0.04766 | 161 | 116 | 34 | 11 |
987 | they must be good for something he seems to be collecting them | 1.3478 | 0.04515 | 161 | 113 | 40 | 8 |
988 | They obsessively stockpile them. Of course they’re valuable. | 1.3478 | 0.04601 | 161 | 114 | 38 | 9 |
989 | If this doesn’t make him happy, nothing will. | 1.3478 | 0.04847 | 161 | 117 | 32 | 12 |
990 | That's the VACUUM button Bob! | 1.3478 | 0.04684 | 161 | 115 | 36 | 10 |
991 | Does he know that we provide snow removal | 1.3478 | 0.04429 | 161 | 112 | 42 | 7 |
992 | I still don’t this this makes up for all of those kids we abducted. | 1.3478 | 0.04766 | 161 | 116 | 34 | 11 |
993 | Do you ever feel like our ship's just a glorified lawn bag? | 1.3478 | 0.04847 | 161 | 117 | 32 | 12 |
994 | Anything to make the leaf blower noise stop! | 1.3478 | 0.05005 | 161 | 119 | 28 | 14 |
995 | I bet he wishes he had one of these. | 1.3478 | 0.04766 | 161 | 116 | 34 | 11 |
996 | These must be a precious resource, they spend so much time harvesting them. | 1.3478 | 0.04684 | 161 | 115 | 36 | 10 |
997 | Well, I guess it beats the anal probe | 1.3478 | 0.05082 | 161 | 120 | 26 | 15 |
998 | Nice going, John. You missed. | 1.3478 | 0.04766 | 161 | 116 | 34 | 11 |
999 | This offering suffices | 1.3478 | 0.04847 | 161 | 117 | 32 | 12 |
1000 | Luckily Trump can’t close the border to all aliens | 1.3471 | 0.05715 | 121 | 89 | 22 | 10 |
1001 | Jack could not accept the apparent evidence that leaf removal was the alien's ultimate objective | 1.3464 | 0.05021 | 153 | 112 | 29 | 12 |
1002 | Next, I'll show you how the Tractor Beam 3000 mulches. | 1.3459 | 0.04886 | 159 | 118 | 28 | 13 |
1003 | Leaf him alone, Scotty | 1.3459 | 0.04967 | 159 | 117 | 29 | 13 |
1004 | This must be their currency. I heard him say they were raking it in. | 1.3459 | 0.04635 | 159 | 113 | 37 | 9 |
1005 | I liked it better when we did anal probes. | 1.3459 | 0.04886 | 159 | 116 | 31 | 12 |
1006 | You weren’t kidding Urkh, down here it does grow on trees. | 1.3459 | 0.04886 | 159 | 116 | 31 | 12 |
1007 | It costs extra because it's 'Earth Weed.' Trust me, rich Martian kids always fall for it every time. | 1.3446 | 0.04955 | 148 | 107 | 31 | 10 |
1008 | It's menial work, but when you're undocumented, jobs are hard to come by. | 1.3446 | 0.04955 | 148 | 107 | 31 | 10 |
1009 | Once we mastered a quiet leaf sucker, Earthlings begged us to take over. | 1.3445 | 0.05653 | 119 | 87 | 23 | 9 |
1010 | Keep taking his ammunition so he can't use his weapon! | 1.3442 | 0.04732 | 154 | 110 | 35 | 9 |
1011 | I know you're just a trainee but the target should have been quite obvious. | 1.3442 | 0.04732 | 154 | 114 | 29 | 11 |
1012 | Take me to your leafer. | 1.3439 | 0.05089 | 157 | 117 | 26 | 14 |
1013 | I need more fiber in my diet. | 1.3439 | 0.04757 | 157 | 113 | 34 | 10 |
1014 | These beings must be the important ones. See how they congregate in piles? | 1.3439 | 0.04926 | 157 | 115 | 30 | 12 |
1015 | Wow,on this planet money really does grow on trees. We’ll be heros when we get back. | 1.3439 | 0.04842 | 157 | 114 | 32 | 11 |
1016 | They must be valuable or he wouldn’t be collecting them. | 1.3439 | 0.04400 | 157 | 109 | 42 | 6 |
1017 | We really need to adjust the aim on this beam | 1.3439 | 0.04842 | 157 | 114 | 32 | 11 |
1018 | I heard him cough, let's just grab the leaves and go. | 1.3439 | 0.04842 | 157 | 114 | 32 | 11 |
1019 | They’re organically grown, non-GMO, and gluten free. | 1.3439 | 0.04926 | 157 | 115 | 30 | 12 |
1020 | Carbon-based sunlight converter crisps are in season. | 1.3439 | 0.04926 | 157 | 115 | 30 | 12 |
1021 | Community service sucks. | 1.3439 | 0.05089 | 157 | 117 | 26 | 14 |
1022 | They really don't like Aliens doing the landscaping work around here. | 1.3439 | 0.04926 | 157 | 115 | 30 | 12 |
1023 | You’re sure these are his young? | 1.3439 | 0.04926 | 157 | 115 | 30 | 12 |
1024 | OK, but after this we’re done looking for intelligent life here. | 1.3439 | 0.05008 | 157 | 116 | 28 | 13 |
1025 | Finally! An earthling who remembers leaf collection is Thursday. | 1.3439 | 0.04757 | 157 | 113 | 34 | 10 |
1026 | I'm telling you, I get the feeling we're working for them. | 1.3439 | 0.04582 | 157 | 111 | 38 | 8 |
1027 | Every earth cycle, humans gather them and absorb their energy by stepping on the crunchy ones. | 1.3439 | 0.04757 | 157 | 113 | 34 | 10 |
1028 | Then we put them in his neighbors yard and they will kill each other off. | 1.3439 | 0.05089 | 157 | 117 | 26 | 14 |
1029 | When you're done here, maybe you can do the back too." | 1.3439 | 0.04582 | 157 | 111 | 38 | 8 |
1030 | The earthling stifles his anger now, but later we shall steal his snow! | 1.3439 | 0.04842 | 157 | 114 | 32 | 11 |
1031 | The leaves are okay for kindling but don’t forget to beam up the hominid. Those babies burn for hours! | 1.3439 | 0.04842 | 157 | 114 | 32 | 11 |
1032 | I hope they taste better than the dog | 1.3439 | 0.04926 | 157 | 115 | 30 | 12 |
1033 | Jobs for everyone" he said | 1.3425 | 0.05274 | 146 | 109 | 24 | 13 |
1034 | I've got high octane in the side yard. | 1.3423 | 0.05794 | 111 | 81 | 22 | 8 |
1035 | It must be something precious. Why else would he be collecting them? | 1.3421 | 0.04583 | 152 | 107 | 38 | 7 |
1036 | My new leaf service is out of this world! | 1.3421 | 0.04860 | 152 | 110 | 32 | 10 |
1037 | You have to bag it first. | 1.3421 | 0.04860 | 152 | 110 | 32 | 10 |
1038 | Clearly they must be delicious, Trog! They are so intent in harvesting them. | 1.3421 | 0.04769 | 152 | 109 | 34 | 9 |
1039 | Why is it that they always look so bewildered? | 1.3419 | 0.04795 | 155 | 112 | 33 | 10 |
1040 | Strange,he seems happy were stealing his food to feed our planet. | 1.3419 | 0.04707 | 155 | 111 | 35 | 9 |
1041 | Damn aliens. Stealin’ all our jobs. | 1.3419 | 0.04795 | 155 | 112 | 33 | 10 |
1042 | Don’t eat them all now. Save some for the trip home | 1.3419 | 0.04795 | 155 | 112 | 33 | 10 |
1043 | Needless to say, Jimmy failed on the abduction section of UFO driving test | 1.3419 | 0.05132 | 155 | 116 | 25 | 14 |
1044 | he already saw us. what were we supposed to do, just leave? | 1.3419 | 0.05584 | 117 | 85 | 24 | 8 |
1045 | Honey, I ended up going with that other leaf removal company, remember the one? Their price was outta this world, but they’re good! | 1.3400 | 0.05079 | 150 | 111 | 27 | 12 |
1046 | We place them in his neighbor's yard then analyze their conflict. | 1.3399 | 0.04559 | 153 | 108 | 38 | 7 |
1047 | Do you get that eerie feeling our intimidation tactics aren't having the desired effect? | 1.3399 | 0.04559 | 153 | 108 | 38 | 7 |
1048 | He saw us! Put them back! | 1.3399 | 0.04743 | 153 | 110 | 34 | 9 |
1049 | Good job son...just a little to the left next time | 1.3399 | 0.04652 | 153 | 109 | 36 | 8 |
1050 | That’s the last time we let your brother-in-law adjust the tractor beam. | 1.3394 | 0.06144 | 109 | 82 | 17 | 10 |
1051 | This species still bags them. | 1.3380 | 0.04568 | 142 | 99 | 38 | 5 |
1052 | No, those aren't THE Toronto Maple Leafs! | 1.3380 | 0.05182 | 142 | 105 | 26 | 11 |
1053 | Could you come back this summer for the weeds? | 1.3380 | 0.05182 | 142 | 105 | 26 | 11 |
1054 | They always look so disappointed. | 1.3380 | 0.05182 | 142 | 105 | 26 | 11 |
1055 | What a fool! He just lets us take as many as we want and doesn't even care!!! | 1.3380 | 0.04986 | 142 | 103 | 30 | 9 |
1056 | illegal aliens are stealing our jobs! | 1.3380 | 0.05278 | 142 | 106 | 24 | 12 |
1057 | They have a funky taste but they're gluten free. | 1.3378 | 0.04751 | 148 | 106 | 34 | 8 |
1058 | They gather leaves, we gather leaves. | 1.3378 | 0.05123 | 148 | 110 | 26 | 12 |
1059 | ...and now we short the rake market! | 1.3378 | 0.04653 | 148 | 105 | 36 | 7 |
1060 | No - abductions are next week. | 1.3378 | 0.04847 | 148 | 107 | 32 | 9 |
1061 | Zog! They must be precious, the creature is mining and hoarding them! | 1.3378 | 0.05033 | 148 | 109 | 28 | 11 |
1062 | Yes, I'm sure this is the intelligent life form. | 1.3378 | 0.04941 | 148 | 108 | 30 | 10 |
1063 | No, you can't jump in them. | 1.3378 | 0.04751 | 148 | 106 | 34 | 8 |
1064 | Accept his offering - on this planet, money grows on trees. | 1.3378 | 0.05033 | 148 | 109 | 28 | 11 |
1065 | They've had such a horrible 2020 that I thought it would be nice to help out. | 1.3378 | 0.05123 | 148 | 110 | 26 | 12 |
1066 | I don’t know, Glork. Maybe the unexamined leaf is worth leaving. | 1.3378 | 0.05033 | 148 | 109 | 28 | 11 |
1067 | Where were you thirty minutes ago? | 1.3378 | 0.04941 | 148 | 108 | 30 | 10 |
1068 | I told you we were too late to see the fall colors… Now put them back. | 1.3378 | 0.05033 | 148 | 109 | 28 | 11 |
1069 | We can't take him. Our orders are to capture intelligent life! | 1.3378 | 0.05033 | 148 | 109 | 28 | 11 |
1070 | That’ll be $20. | 1.3378 | 0.04503 | 148 | 106 | 35 | 7 |
1071 | The leaves must be valuable. They spend so much time gathering them. | 1.3377 | 0.04688 | 151 | 108 | 35 | 8 |
1072 | QAnon is gonna go bananas over this little caper. | 1.3357 | 0.05230 | 140 | 104 | 25 | 11 |
1073 | Migrant workers are so helpful | 1.3357 | 0.05029 | 140 | 102 | 29 | 9 |
1074 | No death rays? No giant robots? Just do all their yard work and they let us take over? Sweet. | 1.3357 | 0.05029 | 140 | 102 | 29 | 9 |
1075 | Jackpot! We’re rich! | 1.3356 | 0.05259 | 146 | 110 | 23 | 13 |
1076 | They must be important. Why else would he gather them? | 1.3356 | 0.04887 | 146 | 106 | 31 | 9 |
1077 | And then we drop them over the fence. His neighbors will never believe him. | 1.3356 | 0.04789 | 146 | 105 | 33 | 8 |
1078 | The bill for our services will be astronomical! | 1.3356 | 0.05259 | 146 | 110 | 23 | 13 |
1079 | We’re his kind of Alien. | 1.3356 | 0.04982 | 146 | 107 | 29 | 10 |
1080 | They'll never advance their civilization if we do everything for them. | 1.3356 | 0.04789 | 146 | 105 | 33 | 8 |
1081 | Dont worry, they still believe these things come from trees. | 1.3356 | 0.04789 | 146 | 105 | 33 | 8 |
1082 | Well that was closer. Remember son, ‘clutch then beam’. | 1.3356 | 0.04789 | 146 | 105 | 33 | 8 |
1083 | Idiot human, it’s like he doesn’t know money grows on trees | 1.3356 | 0.05169 | 146 | 109 | 25 | 12 |
1084 | No no, I said it’s time to LEAVE. | 1.3356 | 0.05348 | 146 | 111 | 21 | 14 |
1085 | I know you’re hungry, Zolt. We’ll get him in a minute — first I want these little things to give it some crunch. | 1.3356 | 0.05004 | 149 | 110 | 28 | 11 |
1086 | Think long-term, humans can't resist jumping into these. | 1.3333 | 0.04459 | 147 | 103 | 39 | 5 |
1087 | Hope he doesn't have a dog like the last guy. | 1.3333 | 0.05717 | 120 | 90 | 20 | 10 |
1088 | Sure. Every two weeks til winter would be great. Do you do plowing too? | 1.3333 | 0.04928 | 144 | 105 | 30 | 9 |
1089 | He doesn't seem to mind when we take his food | 1.3333 | 0.04828 | 144 | 104 | 32 | 8 |
1090 | How many times do I need to explain this, Larry? First we earn his trust, then we do the anal probe. | 1.3333 | 0.04999 | 141 | 103 | 29 | 9 |
1091 | Well they must be valuable - everyone's collecting them. | 1.3333 | 0.04726 | 144 | 103 | 34 | 7 |
1092 | Are you sure you want to stick with "Four Seasons Landscaping"? | 1.3333 | 0.05215 | 144 | 108 | 24 | 12 |
1093 | He is going to be mad, he worked hard to make that pile! | 1.3310 | 0.04699 | 145 | 104 | 34 | 7 |
1094 | Close only counts in tentacle clamps and fusion darts. | 1.3310 | 0.04764 | 142 | 102 | 33 | 7 |
1095 | How will their civilization advance if you keep doing this for them? | 1.3310 | 0.05166 | 142 | 106 | 25 | 11 |
1096 | Are you sure we are doing this right? | 1.3310 | 0.04868 | 142 | 103 | 31 | 8 |
1097 | Next we find where he keeps the bags. | 1.3310 | 0.05069 | 142 | 105 | 27 | 10 |
1098 | It's nice of these Earthlings to gather our needed spaceship biofuel in such tidy piles. | 1.3310 | 0.04868 | 142 | 103 | 31 | 8 |
1099 | Editor: "Just act casual; he won''t suspect a thing." | 1.3310 | 0.05069 | 142 | 105 | 27 | 10 |
1100 | Hey, a few more jobs like this one and we'll have enough to get home! | 1.3310 | 0.04868 | 142 | 103 | 31 | 8 |
1101 | Bend to our will puny earthlings. | 1.3310 | 0.05069 | 142 | 105 | 27 | 10 |
1102 | That’s not what I meant when I said it was time to leave. | 1.3310 | 0.04550 | 142 | 100 | 37 | 5 |
1103 | So much time and effort. They must be REALLY valuable. | 1.3310 | 0.04658 | 142 | 101 | 35 | 6 |
1104 | You gotta try these. They're great with salsa. | 1.3310 | 0.04868 | 142 | 103 | 31 | 8 |
1105 | Rake me up Scotty | 1.3310 | 0.05449 | 142 | 109 | 19 | 14 |
1106 | Why is the earthling discarding these? Their quite tasty. | 1.3310 | 0.04969 | 142 | 104 | 29 | 9 |
1107 | I've always believed in starting with the highest forms of life on a planet. | 1.3310 | 0.04550 | 142 | 105 | 30 | 7 |
1108 | Reminds me of farm-to-table back home. | 1.3310 | 0.04868 | 142 | 103 | 31 | 8 |
1109 | He shot the same look at us with the snow last winter. | 1.3310 | 0.04868 | 142 | 103 | 31 | 8 |
1110 | This takes care of our holiday shopping! | 1.3310 | 0.04868 | 142 | 103 | 31 | 8 |
1111 | It seems to value them. | 1.3310 | 0.05069 | 142 | 105 | 27 | 10 |
1112 | No one will believe him when he says we cleaned up his leaves for nothing.. | 1.3310 | 0.04868 | 142 | 103 | 31 | 8 |
1113 | Now watch him lose his mind when I spread them around the front yard! | 1.3310 | 0.05069 | 142 | 105 | 27 | 10 |
1114 | I understand they taste just like kvrxyq. | 1.3310 | 0.05069 | 142 | 105 | 27 | 10 |
1115 | Apparently that creature is a gatherer, not a hunter. | 1.3310 | 0.05069 | 142 | 105 | 27 | 10 |
1116 | Thank you for choosing Centauri System Lawn Service, please Holocall to book your next appointment. | 1.3310 | 0.05166 | 142 | 106 | 25 | 11 |
1117 | Honestly, you couldn't hit the broad side of a Borg cube! | 1.3310 | 0.04868 | 142 | 103 | 31 | 8 |
1118 | Pass the dip | 1.3310 | 0.04868 | 142 | 103 | 31 | 8 |
1119 | Hey, it's an extra two hundred dollars a week, and I get to set my own hours. | 1.3310 | 0.05166 | 142 | 106 | 25 | 11 |
1120 | This is why they think we built the pyramids. | 1.3310 | 0.04764 | 142 | 102 | 33 | 7 |
1121 | What if the order meant "leave," not "leaves?" | 1.3310 | 0.04764 | 142 | 102 | 33 | 7 |
1122 | I heard one say, “money grows on those. | 1.3310 | 0.05166 | 142 | 106 | 25 | 11 |
1123 | Leafing on a jet plane | 1.3310 | 0.05262 | 142 | 107 | 23 | 12 |
1124 | If they only knew what this stuff can do. | 1.3310 | 0.04969 | 142 | 104 | 29 | 9 |
1125 | we have found signs of intelligent life on earth | 1.3310 | 0.04969 | 142 | 104 | 29 | 9 |
1126 | They’ll fire us if we don’t bring back some form of intelligent life from this planet. | 1.3310 | 0.04969 | 142 | 104 | 29 | 9 |
1127 | Its 2020 they need all the help they can get! | 1.3310 | 0.04868 | 142 | 103 | 31 | 8 |
1128 | What? They said to bring back organic material | 1.3310 | 0.04764 | 142 | 102 | 33 | 7 |
1129 | He is a Trumper. Let's leave him on the Earth! | 1.3308 | 0.04975 | 133 | 96 | 30 | 7 |
1130 | Just beam it into the neighbor’s yard. | 1.3288 | 0.04359 | 146 | 102 | 40 | 4 |
1131 | I remember this guy from last Fall. Just quickly scoop up the specimens and let him up last. He rides his rake up the beam. I believe his name is ‘No Friggen Way’. I just call him Friggen. | 1.3287 | 0.05230 | 143 | 108 | 23 | 12 |
1132 | Wait, did he Venmo you? | 1.3286 | 0.04909 | 140 | 102 | 30 | 8 |
1133 | A little more to the left. | 1.3286 | 0.04909 | 140 | 102 | 30 | 8 |
1134 | Quit screwing around and pick him up already. | 1.3286 | 0.05114 | 140 | 104 | 26 | 10 |
1135 | It will be great! They make big piles and jump on them...I saw it on YouTube! | 1.3286 | 0.05114 | 140 | 104 | 26 | 10 |
1136 | They’re delicious toasted, and he’ll make a tasty dip. | 1.3286 | 0.05407 | 140 | 107 | 20 | 13 |
1137 | Yes, I'm sure. They hate it when aliens take their jobs. | 1.3286 | 0.05114 | 140 | 104 | 26 | 10 |
1138 | I say we blow them out on the other side of the fence and start a war.” | 1.3286 | 0.05012 | 140 | 103 | 28 | 9 |
1139 | Well ok, then. Why don't we move on to parallel parking? | 1.3286 | 0.05114 | 140 | 104 | 26 | 10 |
1140 | They must be important. He keeps gathering them up. | 1.3286 | 0.04803 | 140 | 101 | 32 | 7 |
1141 | We used to focus on cows but the boss is trying to go vegan. | 1.3286 | 0.04803 | 140 | 101 | 32 | 7 |
1142 | Don't worry, nobody will believe him | 1.3286 | 0.05213 | 140 | 105 | 24 | 11 |
1143 | Thanks,neighbor! There’s a few piles in the front yard, too! | 1.3276 | 0.05581 | 116 | 86 | 22 | 8 |
1144 | This won't take long. I just need specimens for my research on post-industrial rituals as relics of agricultural harvesting practices among primitive earth societies. | 1.3276 | 0.05844 | 116 | 88 | 18 | 10 |
1145 | These idiots could use a break. | 1.3271 | 0.05905 | 107 | 80 | 19 | 8 |
1146 | And once we finish the gutters, then he’ll take us to their leader? | 1.3262 | 0.04879 | 141 | 103 | 30 | 8 |
1147 | Confirmed; no intelligent life. But we can still beam up lunch. | 1.3262 | 0.04774 | 141 | 102 | 32 | 7 |
1148 | Are we really doing this for research, or are we just having fun? | 1.3262 | 0.04879 | 141 | 103 | 30 | 8 |
1149 | It's so nice how they conveniently pile them up for us. | 1.3262 | 0.05083 | 141 | 105 | 26 | 10 |
1150 | And they just think they're still coming from the trees, even when the branches are empty. I love Fall!" | 1.3262 | 0.05083 | 141 | 105 | 26 | 10 |
1151 | I know we don't actually NEED the beam to do this but I like to give them a show. | 1.3262 | 0.04557 | 141 | 100 | 36 | 5 |
1152 | It grows on trees, must be useful. | 1.3262 | 0.05278 | 141 | 107 | 22 | 12 |
1153 | I can't believe these humans would just throw away these magic, color-changing papers! | 1.3262 | 0.04879 | 141 | 103 | 30 | 8 |
1154 | give me that ... you couldn’t hit the ocean from the beach | 1.3238 | 0.06419 | 105 | 82 | 12 | 11 |
1155 | Almost, but one more mistake like this and you'll fail your test. | 1.3237 | 0.04920 | 139 | 102 | 29 | 8 |
1156 | It could be the taller object, but the red hat doesn’t inspire much confidence that it’s a higher life form. | 1.3237 | 0.05228 | 139 | 105 | 23 | 11 |
1157 | They'll never believe his UFO sighting story. | 1.3237 | 0.05127 | 139 | 104 | 25 | 10 |
1158 | Our leaders are going to be soooo impressed with our collection of intelligent life from this planet. | 1.3237 | 0.04920 | 139 | 102 | 29 | 8 |
1159 | We'll make a bundle off these now that oak leaf smoking has been legalized on Centurion 84. | 1.3237 | 0.04920 | 139 | 102 | 29 | 8 |
1160 | The humans keep amassing these in piles. We must study its contents. It must be of great importance. | 1.3237 | 0.05228 | 139 | 105 | 23 | 11 |
1161 | This is the most intelligent life we've found. | 1.3237 | 0.04920 | 139 | 102 | 29 | 8 |
1162 | I collect seashells and beach glass, too. | 1.3235 | 0.05206 | 136 | 102 | 24 | 10 |
1163 | Jerk the beam a little bit forward and watch his reaction. Always good for a laugh. | 1.3233 | 0.04838 | 133 | 96 | 31 | 6 |
1164 | Like golf, it seems to be a frustrating pastime they enjoy. | 1.3233 | 0.04955 | 133 | 97 | 29 | 7 |
1165 | I know it's a drag, but volunteering in the Third World looks really good on college applications. | 1.3233 | 0.04719 | 133 | 95 | 33 | 5 |
1166 | What’s even funnier is him explaining this to his wife when we spread these around again later. | 1.3233 | 0.04838 | 133 | 96 | 31 | 6 |
1167 | Who taught you how to aim that thing? | 1.3226 | 0.04797 | 124 | 88 | 32 | 4 |
1168 | He's not taking the bait. Use porn instead? | 1.3226 | 0.05788 | 124 | 96 | 16 | 12 |
1169 | The parents aren't even trying to stop us | 1.3226 | 0.05191 | 124 | 91 | 26 | 7 |
1170 | Your hypnotic power is amazing! He's just standing there while he watches us take his precious chlorophyll-generator! | 1.3212 | 0.04962 | 137 | 101 | 28 | 8 |
1171 | I think this is what Earthlings mean by “leave taking.” | 1.3212 | 0.04962 | 137 | 101 | 28 | 8 |
1172 | Just act normal... | 1.3212 | 0.04626 | 137 | 98 | 34 | 5 |
1173 | You drunk idiot, you're gonna clog the tractor beam! | 1.3209 | 0.05360 | 134 | 102 | 21 | 11 |
1174 | Please tell me you didn't leave the garbage bag on Neptune. | 1.3196 | 0.05961 | 97 | 72 | 19 | 6 |
1175 | So all this “superintelligence” and the best we can do is $20 per yard? | 1.3185 | 0.05004 | 135 | 100 | 27 | 8 |
1176 | You have a wrench up there? I got leaky faucet in my bathroom. | 1.3182 | 0.05193 | 132 | 99 | 24 | 9 |
1177 | Roger Base, we are now collecting life forms from Earth for analysis | 1.3182 | 0.04966 | 132 | 97 | 28 | 7 |
1178 | The ad said total landscaping. What did he think we’d be doing? | 1.3182 | 0.04848 | 132 | 96 | 30 | 6 |
1179 | We will bill you for the leaf cleanup later. | 1.3168 | 0.06123 | 101 | 77 | 16 | 8 |
1180 | I KNEW there was an app for that! | 1.3158 | 0.04934 | 133 | 98 | 28 | 7 |
1181 | After this we‘ll go apple picking | 1.3158 | 0.05048 | 133 | 99 | 26 | 8 |
1182 | Hopefully this makes up for eating his wife last week. | 1.3158 | 0.04817 | 133 | 97 | 30 | 6 |
1183 | A little to the right. | 1.3158 | 0.04817 | 133 | 97 | 30 | 6 |
1184 | Finally... intelligent lifeforms. | 1.3158 | 0.05048 | 133 | 99 | 26 | 8 |
1185 | This human piles them up nicely and doesn’t scatter them all around with those noisy blowy things. Let’s not kill him. | 1.3158 | 0.05269 | 133 | 101 | 22 | 10 |
1186 | Remember before COVID when we got paid to abduct them? | 1.3158 | 0.05160 | 133 | 100 | 24 | 9 |
1187 | I think I should tell them that this is not marijauna | 1.3158 | 0.05269 | 133 | 101 | 22 | 10 |
1188 | Blowing our cover better be worth this new diet of yours. | 1.3158 | 0.04318 | 133 | 93 | 38 | 2 |
1189 | Now, if a human sees us we do something to make their story sound truly insane. | 1.3158 | 0.04697 | 133 | 96 | 32 | 5 |
1190 | They make great compost. The human, not so much. | 1.3158 | 0.04934 | 133 | 98 | 28 | 7 |
1191 | more ballots for trump stolen by UFO's! | 1.3158 | 0.04817 | 133 | 97 | 30 | 6 |
1192 | I think maybe "Take me to your leafer" was a typo. | 1.3158 | 0.04934 | 133 | 98 | 28 | 7 |
1193 | That should make a nice salad, any ideas for the main course? | 1.3158 | 0.04817 | 133 | 97 | 30 | 6 |
1194 | He said we could use his yard to land on if we cleared out all his leaves. | 1.3158 | 0.04934 | 133 | 98 | 28 | 7 |
1195 | This is a long way to go for mulch. | 1.3158 | 0.05481 | 133 | 103 | 18 | 12 |
1196 | I’m just saying ‘take me to your leafer’ COULD have been a typo. | 1.3158 | 0.05376 | 133 | 102 | 20 | 11 |
1197 | A few more loads into the neighbor's yard and they'll destroy themselves. | 1.3158 | 0.05048 | 133 | 99 | 26 | 8 |
1198 | I know this violates the prime directive, but this stuff makes the best mulch. | 1.3158 | 0.04934 | 133 | 98 | 28 | 7 |
1199 | Say Brahm, do they realise we eat these to reduce pollution on our planet. | 1.3158 | 0.05160 | 133 | 100 | 24 | 9 |
1200 | No one will be-‘leaf’ him. Ha ha. Get it! | 1.3158 | 0.05048 | 133 | 99 | 26 | 8 |
1201 | I mean they were free so of course I took them | 1.3158 | 0.05048 | 133 | 99 | 26 | 8 |
1202 | If you can do that, why the hell have I been using this stupid rake?? | 1.3158 | 0.04817 | 133 | 97 | 30 | 6 |
1203 | He’ll really flip when he gets the bill. | 1.3154 | 0.05126 | 130 | 97 | 25 | 8 |
1204 | Oh look, a man with a rake. Give him some leaves, he'll love that. | 1.3154 | 0.05009 | 130 | 96 | 27 | 7 |
1205 | Listen, I told you a hundred times, you have to adjust for windage. | 1.3133 | 0.06164 | 83 | 61 | 18 | 4 |
1206 | You need to work on your aim, | 1.3131 | 0.05495 | 99 | 72 | 23 | 4 |
1207 | The neighbours will never believe me. | 1.3130 | 0.05207 | 131 | 99 | 23 | 9 |
1208 | So glad we found this planet: the fuel supply seems endless! | 1.3130 | 0.05207 | 131 | 99 | 23 | 9 |
1209 | They must be important or they wouldn't save them all. | 1.3130 | 0.04734 | 131 | 95 | 31 | 5 |
1210 | They always expect to be 'probed'; this will really confuse them. | 1.3130 | 0.05318 | 131 | 100 | 21 | 10 |
1211 | Leaf him alone; he is the fall guy. | 1.3130 | 0.05093 | 131 | 100 | 22 | 9 |
1212 | We'll be rich! | 1.3130 | 0.04976 | 131 | 97 | 27 | 7 |
1213 | Whatever these are, they must be important -- the Earthling spend so much time collecting them. | 1.3130 | 0.04608 | 131 | 94 | 33 | 4 |
1214 | You're just enabling him. | 1.3130 | 0.05318 | 131 | 100 | 21 | 10 |
1215 | Don't show him our visa. Let him think we're undocumented and see what he does. | 1.3130 | 0.04857 | 131 | 96 | 29 | 6 |
1216 | When boss said "only the dry wrinkly ones" did he mean the leaves or the people? | 1.3130 | 0.05318 | 131 | 100 | 21 | 10 |
1217 | I told you, it grows on trees here. | 1.3130 | 0.04857 | 131 | 96 | 29 | 6 |
1218 | Wanna watch him rake again? | 1.3130 | 0.05318 | 131 | 100 | 21 | 10 |
1219 | How much to do our rugs ? | 1.3130 | 0.04976 | 131 | 97 | 27 | 7 |
1220 | No, Morg, three feet to the right. | 1.3130 | 0.05428 | 131 | 101 | 19 | 11 |
1221 | Judging by the effort that this terrestrial put in them, these things must be worth a fortune! | 1.3130 | 0.04857 | 131 | 96 | 29 | 6 |
1222 | Abducts leaves, and probes. | 1.3130 | 0.05428 | 131 | 101 | 19 | 11 |
1223 | Are you sure they are the dominant species? | 1.3130 | 0.05207 | 131 | 99 | 23 | 9 |
1224 | Now do you see why I wanted those leaf bags at Costco? | 1.3130 | 0.05207 | 131 | 99 | 23 | 9 |
1225 | Guys,just be sure to put those in a paper lawn & leaf bag and place it curbside. | 1.3130 | 0.04976 | 131 | 97 | 27 | 7 |
1226 | I told him we'd help with his chores after the last time we probed him | 1.3130 | 0.04857 | 131 | 96 | 29 | 6 |
1227 | This planet: Try to help a guy and he gives you the side eye. | 1.3130 | 0.04734 | 131 | 95 | 31 | 5 |
1228 | The lawn-and-leaf-vacuum-ray bag appears to be full. | 1.3130 | 0.04976 | 131 | 97 | 27 | 7 |
1229 | "Thank you very mulch! We leaf you now in peace. | 1.3130 | 0.04857 | 131 | 96 | 29 | 6 |
1230 | It's good to keep busy between abductions. | 1.3130 | 0.04857 | 131 | 96 | 29 | 6 |
1231 | We're gonna be rich, dude. | 1.3130 | 0.04976 | 131 | 97 | 27 | 7 |
1232 | Every year, piles of these “leaves” absorb countless human children. They will make us unstoppable. | 1.3130 | 0.05318 | 131 | 100 | 21 | 10 |
1233 | Bob tries out the new Roboleafer with mixed feelings. | 1.3130 | 0.04672 | 131 | 99 | 25 | 7 |
1234 | The best part is seeing his face when we spit them out again. | 1.3130 | 0.05318 | 131 | 100 | 21 | 10 |
1235 | Ha! No one is going to believe him. | 1.3130 | 0.05207 | 131 | 99 | 23 | 9 |
1236 | They came looking for intelligent life. | 1.3130 | 0.05428 | 131 | 101 | 19 | 11 |
1237 | Phil .. I know you love fall but we can't just do inter-dimensonal space-time travel for the leaves . | 1.3130 | 0.04976 | 131 | 97 | 27 | 7 |
1238 | You know you’re just going to drop them all over the yard, so stop teasing him and get on with the abduction! | 1.3125 | 0.04929 | 128 | 94 | 28 | 6 |
1239 | It's no wonder their planet's in trouble. They can't even grasp leafcycling. | 1.3115 | 0.05470 | 122 | 93 | 20 | 9 |
1240 | Seriously, Frank ? We crossed the whole galaxy just for this? | 1.3109 | 0.05167 | 119 | 88 | 25 | 6 |
1241 | He did such a thorough job of collecting them -- they must be really valuable. | 1.3101 | 0.05138 | 129 | 97 | 24 | 8 |
1242 | Damn autocorrect. We typed 'leader'. | 1.3101 | 0.04897 | 129 | 95 | 28 | 6 |
1243 | I still feel that the groomer is the intelligent form. | 1.3101 | 0.05255 | 129 | 98 | 22 | 9 |
1244 | No Martin, I said WE'RE leaving. | 1.3101 | 0.05255 | 129 | 98 | 22 | 9 |
1245 | Is this the last thing on our scavenger hunt? | 1.3101 | 0.04643 | 129 | 93 | 32 | 4 |
1246 | Do they not realize how rare this stuff is? | 1.3101 | 0.04511 | 129 | 94 | 31 | 4 |
1247 | Those better not just sit in the garage gathering stardust. | 1.3101 | 0.05138 | 129 | 97 | 24 | 8 |
1248 | Take all you want | 1.3101 | 0.05369 | 129 | 99 | 20 | 10 |
1249 | How many days of community service do you have left? I really need to be home by next week. | 1.3101 | 0.05138 | 129 | 99 | 21 | 9 |
1250 | The memo didn't say probe his ash. | 1.3101 | 0.05255 | 129 | 98 | 22 | 9 |
1251 | Forget the leaves. Go for the MAGA hat | 1.3101 | 0.04897 | 129 | 100 | 21 | 8 |
1252 | The earthling's giant fork appears to be an inadequate tool. | 1.3101 | 0.04772 | 129 | 94 | 30 | 5 |
1253 | If this bunch of abductees is anything like that last group they are probably going to refuse to talk. | 1.3101 | 0.04897 | 129 | 95 | 28 | 6 |
1254 | It makes earthlings immoderately happy. Who knows why? | 1.3101 | 0.04772 | 129 | 94 | 30 | 5 |
1255 | Where were you when I was a kid? | 1.3101 | 0.05138 | 129 | 97 | 24 | 8 |
1256 | A little farther to the left. | 1.3101 | 0.04897 | 129 | 95 | 28 | 6 |
1257 | If they keep that up, we’re going to have to rename ‘fall’... | 1.3101 | 0.05481 | 129 | 100 | 18 | 11 |
1258 | They still haven't realized that compost is their most valuable resource...and that gold is not biodegradable. | 1.3101 | 0.05369 | 129 | 99 | 20 | 10 |
1259 | Grab them all - it's not like they grow on trees. | 1.3101 | 0.05255 | 129 | 98 | 22 | 9 |
1260 | Now let's dump them in his neighbor's yard and run. | 1.3101 | 0.05019 | 129 | 96 | 26 | 7 |
1261 | Elmax! That's it! As soon as we get home, you're seeing the eye doctor! Now move over! I'm driving! | 1.3101 | 0.05138 | 129 | 97 | 24 | 8 |
1262 | Now we take them to our weeder. | 1.3101 | 0.05369 | 129 | 99 | 20 | 10 |
1263 | I want a recount. | 1.3101 | 0.05019 | 129 | 96 | 26 | 7 |
1264 | Oh so doing chores isn’t an alien concept to you? | 1.3101 | 0.05481 | 129 | 100 | 18 | 11 |
1265 | Look, they just stand there when we take their stuff. | 1.3101 | 0.04897 | 129 | 95 | 28 | 6 |
1266 | I’m just now realizing “landscape maintenance” isn’t a euphemism for crop circles. | 1.3101 | 0.05138 | 129 | 97 | 24 | 8 |
1267 | This lawn company takes “social distancing” very seriously. | 1.3101 | 0.05019 | 129 | 96 | 26 | 7 |
1268 | Nothing shocks them anymore this year. | 1.3101 | 0.05369 | 129 | 99 | 20 | 10 |
1269 | Don't worry, we'll put them back when we're done probing them. | 1.3101 | 0.04835 | 129 | 99 | 22 | 8 |
1270 | A look back on a normal day in 2020 | 1.3101 | 0.05255 | 129 | 98 | 22 | 9 |
1271 | Coming over here, taking our jobs... | 1.3101 | 0.04897 | 129 | 95 | 28 | 6 |
1272 | Humans turn over new leaves, we beam them up. | 1.3101 | 0.04835 | 129 | 99 | 22 | 8 |
1273 | My wife’s inside | 1.3095 | 0.05341 | 126 | 96 | 21 | 9 |
1274 | Scotty, I think it might be time for that eye exam! | 1.3093 | 0.06448 | 97 | 76 | 12 | 9 |
1275 | We need to be charging more. | 1.3093 | 0.05744 | 97 | 72 | 20 | 5 |
1276 | These must be Earth's smartest organisms: they show ability to change with the times. | 1.3093 | 0.05554 | 97 | 71 | 22 | 4 |
1277 | Try New England. | 1.3089 | 0.05431 | 123 | 94 | 20 | 9 |
1278 | Pranking Harry Reid isn't quite as thrilling as it used to be... | 1.3089 | 0.05787 | 123 | 97 | 14 | 12 |
1279 | Oh, Zorg, you're such a rake! | 1.3089 | 0.05552 | 123 | 95 | 18 | 10 |
1280 | I’m dying for a pine cone. | 1.3089 | 0.04916 | 123 | 90 | 28 | 5 |
1281 | Take me to your weeder ??????? | 1.3089 | 0.05180 | 123 | 92 | 24 | 7 |
1282 | Hey, this is my customer! | 1.3089 | 0.05431 | 123 | 94 | 20 | 9 |
1283 | How ‘bout you try your other right? | 1.3089 | 0.05180 | 123 | 92 | 24 | 7 |
1284 | Two thousand years of school between us and we get assigned to leaf removal? | 1.3089 | 0.05049 | 123 | 91 | 26 | 6 |
1285 | They must be of value, or he wouldn't be collecting them. | 1.3089 | 0.05180 | 123 | 92 | 24 | 7 |
1286 | ...And what EXACTLY do you plan to DO with those? | 1.3089 | 0.05671 | 123 | 96 | 16 | 11 |
1287 | I think the name ‘Four Seasons Landscaping’ would attract our kind of clientele. | 1.3089 | 0.05431 | 123 | 94 | 20 | 9 |
1288 | Can you do the same to our Executive Branch | 1.3089 | 0.05049 | 123 | 91 | 26 | 6 |
1289 | Be careful this time Blorp, last time there was a kid in one of these piles. | 1.3089 | 0.05307 | 123 | 93 | 22 | 8 |
1290 | I always like things to be in order before invading | 1.3089 | 0.05307 | 123 | 93 | 22 | 8 |
1291 | !@#* aliens, taking all our jobs! | 1.3089 | 0.05787 | 123 | 97 | 14 | 12 |
1292 | You missed again, Zebulon. For Godorz sake, put your glasses on! | 1.3084 | 0.05698 | 107 | 81 | 19 | 7 |
1293 | One planet's foliage is another planet's fossil fuels. | 1.3083 | 0.05265 | 120 | 90 | 23 | 7 |
1294 | Look, we can abduct earthlings any time of the year but this is the prime season for composting. | 1.3071 | 0.04259 | 127 | 97 | 27 | 3 |
1295 | We have to do these menial jobs until we get a green card | 1.3071 | 0.05421 | 127 | 98 | 19 | 10 |
1296 | Just a little to your right | 1.3071 | 0.04810 | 127 | 93 | 29 | 5 |
1297 | From my observation leaves are more intelligent. | 1.3071 | 0.04938 | 127 | 94 | 27 | 6 |
1298 | Now drop them in the neighbor's yard to start a fight. | 1.3071 | 0.05063 | 127 | 95 | 25 | 7 |
1299 | They're nice and crunchy but could use a little garlic salt. | 1.3071 | 0.05421 | 127 | 98 | 19 | 10 |
1300 | He’s carefully collecting them. They must be important. | 1.3071 | 0.04938 | 127 | 94 | 27 | 6 |
1301 | They have to be their most valuable property -- they spend more time gathering them than doing anything else. | 1.3071 | 0.04938 | 127 | 94 | 27 | 6 |
1302 | Whatever it is....I can't afford it! | 1.3071 | 0.05756 | 127 | 101 | 13 | 13 |
1303 | So what’ll I tell my wife I’m doing out here? | 1.3071 | 0.05063 | 127 | 95 | 25 | 7 |
1304 | They must have value or they wouldn't collect them. | 1.3071 | 0.05063 | 127 | 95 | 25 | 7 |
1305 | And quieter than a leaf blower. | 1.3071 | 0.04938 | 127 | 94 | 27 | 6 |
1306 | We're supposed to grab their leader, not their leafer. | 1.3071 | 0.05063 | 127 | 95 | 25 | 7 |
1307 | Are you sure Imperial Master’s exact words were ‘Eats, Shoots, & Leaves’? | 1.3071 | 0.05535 | 127 | 99 | 17 | 11 |
1308 | I hear we're not the only aliens cleaning leaves | 1.3071 | 0.05421 | 127 | 98 | 19 | 10 |
1309 | They must be valuable. Humans hoard them. | 1.3071 | 0.04938 | 127 | 94 | 27 | 6 |
1310 | You were right. There's no intelligent leaf on this planet. | 1.3071 | 0.05185 | 127 | 96 | 23 | 8 |
1311 | I don't know where they got all that "We come in peace," nonsense. We come for leaves. | 1.3071 | 0.05304 | 127 | 97 | 21 | 9 |
1312 | Now let's go put them back on Dave's lawn. | 1.3071 | 0.05063 | 127 | 95 | 25 | 7 |
1313 | Let me guess. You're squeamish about probing this guy. | 1.3071 | 0.05063 | 127 | 95 | 25 | 7 |
1314 | Just dump them all on the other side of the fence and let's see what happens. | 1.3071 | 0.04810 | 127 | 93 | 29 | 5 |
1315 | Yes, I said, "Take me to your leafer." | 1.3071 | 0.04938 | 127 | 94 | 27 | 6 |
1316 | Our mission is to collect only intelligent life forms. | 1.3071 | 0.05063 | 127 | 95 | 25 | 7 |
1317 | How much do you think we should charge him? | 1.3071 | 0.05185 | 127 | 96 | 23 | 8 |
1318 | Probe him for his thoughts on mulch versus compost. | 1.3071 | 0.05185 | 127 | 96 | 23 | 8 |
1319 | Good! Level Two suction works fine. Now watch his face when I switch to Hypersuck. | 1.3071 | 0.05063 | 127 | 95 | 25 | 7 |
1320 | First the leaves, then the trees and then the people. | 1.3071 | 0.05304 | 127 | 97 | 21 | 9 |
1321 | We’ve experimented on half his family. It’s the least we can do. | 1.3071 | 0.05185 | 127 | 96 | 23 | 8 |
1322 | I mean, if we're going to probe him, it's the least we can do. | 1.3071 | 0.05063 | 127 | 95 | 25 | 7 |
1323 | Are you sure that this is where we pick up our take-out food? | 1.3071 | 0.05185 | 127 | 96 | 23 | 8 |
1324 | Lovin’ the new hired help, and this time they’re not illegal | 1.3071 | 0.05185 | 127 | 96 | 23 | 8 |
1325 | They must be valuable or the creatures wouldn't collect them. | 1.3071 | 0.04938 | 127 | 96 | 24 | 7 |
1326 | Let's take all of them. He obviously thinks they're valuable. | 1.3071 | 0.04938 | 127 | 94 | 27 | 6 |
1327 | He thinks we're a Roomba! | 1.3071 | 0.05304 | 127 | 97 | 21 | 9 |
1328 | The list says he's next but let's go find one with boobs. | 1.3071 | 0.05421 | 127 | 98 | 19 | 10 |
1329 | So much better than the mulch we get at home! | 1.3071 | 0.04810 | 127 | 93 | 29 | 5 |
1330 | I said to beam up Leif. | 1.3071 | 0.05304 | 127 | 97 | 21 | 9 |
1331 | Are you sure you understand “raking it in.” | 1.3071 | 0.05063 | 127 | 95 | 25 | 7 |
1332 | Leaves, again?!? Leaves?!? How many times have we gone over this? It's 'take me to your leader!' Leader! | 1.3071 | 0.05304 | 127 | 97 | 21 | 9 |
1333 | When he's asleep, we'll tape them back onto the tree. | 1.3071 | 0.05185 | 127 | 96 | 23 | 8 |
1334 | I spoke with their leader. He wanted us to help him achieve lawn order in his land. | 1.3071 | 0.04938 | 127 | 94 | 27 | 6 |
1335 | Would you mind getting the gutters too? | 1.3071 | 0.05421 | 127 | 98 | 19 | 10 |
1336 | I can’t believe you let him talk us into this. | 1.3071 | 0.05185 | 127 | 96 | 23 | 8 |
1337 | Uh, we're supposed to find their LEADER. With a d. | 1.3071 | 0.05063 | 127 | 95 | 25 | 7 |
1338 | I think it's time for glasses. | 1.3071 | 0.05535 | 127 | 99 | 17 | 11 |
1339 | I said aim at the alien LIFE form, not LEAF form! | 1.3071 | 0.05421 | 127 | 98 | 19 | 10 |
1340 | That's beyond beleaf. | 1.3071 | 0.05421 | 127 | 98 | 19 | 10 |
1341 | Meatless Monday again, Zorg? | 1.3071 | 0.04938 | 127 | 94 | 27 | 6 |
1342 | No! The order said 'ship leaves now.' | 1.3071 | 0.05063 | 127 | 95 | 25 | 7 |
1343 | ...catch - and release! | 1.3071 | 0.05304 | 127 | 97 | 21 | 9 |
1344 | So, when did you decide to become a vegan? | 1.3071 | 0.04938 | 127 | 94 | 27 | 6 |
1345 | Your aim was a little off. Try again. | 1.3071 | 0.05063 | 127 | 95 | 25 | 7 |
1346 | But watch his face when I switch it to 'blow.' | 1.3071 | 0.05185 | 127 | 96 | 23 | 8 |
1347 | Well, if they weren't valuable, he wouldn't be collecting them. | 1.3071 | 0.04810 | 127 | 93 | 29 | 5 |
1348 | We used to abduct people, Murray. Now look at us! | 1.3071 | 0.04938 | 127 | 94 | 27 | 6 |
1349 | Can I come too? | 1.3071 | 0.04938 | 127 | 94 | 27 | 6 |
1350 | Okay, now forward a bit more. | 1.3071 | 0.04938 | 127 | 94 | 27 | 6 |
1351 | He’ll barely notice. It’s 2020. | 1.3071 | 0.05185 | 127 | 96 | 23 | 8 |
1352 | Four Seasons Landscaping really is out of this world. | 1.3071 | 0.05647 | 127 | 100 | 15 | 12 |
1353 | Well, there must be a good reason why he's collecting them | 1.3071 | 0.05185 | 127 | 96 | 23 | 8 |
1354 | It’s the least we could do. | 1.3071 | 0.05063 | 127 | 95 | 25 | 7 |
1355 | Don’t look at me like that- I’m harvesting the money that grows on trees of course. | 1.3071 | 0.05063 | 127 | 97 | 22 | 8 |
1356 | In return for this favor, we demand an explanation of the musical fantasy film ‘Cats’ | 1.3071 | 0.05185 | 127 | 96 | 23 | 8 |
1357 | No way this fits into the city’s budget | 1.3071 | 0.05185 | 127 | 96 | 23 | 8 |
1358 | So that's eco-fueled. | 1.3071 | 0.04938 | 127 | 94 | 27 | 6 |
1359 | It was then that Randy knew he hadn't wasted all those nights with Art Bell. | 1.3071 | 0.05535 | 127 | 99 | 17 | 11 |
1360 | Let's put these in his neighbor's yard. I'm sure they'll be unimpressed with his explanation. | 1.3071 | 0.05304 | 127 | 97 | 21 | 9 |
1361 | I thought you didn’t pick up on Thanksgiving. | 1.3071 | 0.04938 | 127 | 94 | 27 | 6 |
1362 | This new Rumba is super effective | 1.3071 | 0.05421 | 127 | 98 | 19 | 10 |
1363 | I feel like when they’re not frightened we’re doing something wrong. | 1.3071 | 0.04938 | 127 | 94 | 27 | 6 |
1364 | We come in Leafs now Rake me to your Weeder | 1.3071 | 0.05421 | 127 | 98 | 19 | 10 |
1365 | They’ve had a year...it’s the least we can do. | 1.3071 | 0.05185 | 127 | 96 | 23 | 8 |
1366 | These are what all the great ones sang about...Sinatra, Piaf and Nat King Cole. | 1.3065 | 0.05393 | 124 | 95 | 20 | 9 |
1367 | Whatever they are, they must be valuable--everyone is stockpiling them. | 1.3058 | 0.05228 | 121 | 91 | 23 | 7 |
1368 | We clear cut our planet and now we need mulch. | 1.3058 | 0.05358 | 121 | 92 | 21 | 8 |
1369 | Twenty dollars per lawn, 100 lawns a day ... we're gonna pay for this trip in no time. | 1.3058 | 0.05358 | 121 | 92 | 21 | 8 |
1370 | I always like a salad before the main course. | 1.3058 | 0.05228 | 121 | 91 | 23 | 7 |
1371 | Really? This is how we want to reveal ourselves? | 1.3058 | 0.05095 | 121 | 90 | 25 | 6 |
1372 | The media can’t get enough of Alien Invaders Total Landscaping. | 1.3058 | 0.05485 | 121 | 93 | 19 | 9 |
1373 | They must be valuable. Why would they spend so much time gathering them? | 1.3058 | 0.04817 | 121 | 88 | 29 | 4 |
1374 | Ah ... the fruits of his harvest are ours! | 1.3058 | 0.04958 | 121 | 89 | 27 | 5 |
1375 | It’s the least we can do after all that probing | 1.3058 | 0.05228 | 121 | 91 | 23 | 7 |
1376 | How much ransom will he pay? | 1.3058 | 0.05358 | 121 | 92 | 21 | 8 |
1377 | The aliens are coming for our jobs. | 1.3058 | 0.05358 | 121 | 92 | 21 | 8 |
1378 | Every fall they put these offerings out for us. Personally I prefer the cows but we don’t want to appear rude. | 1.3058 | 0.04817 | 121 | 88 | 29 | 4 |
1379 | Patience kid, you just can’t start off on the death ray. | 1.3058 | 0.05485 | 121 | 93 | 19 | 9 |
1380 | Same time next week? | 1.3058 | 0.05228 | 121 | 91 | 23 | 7 |
1381 | The Fall of Man. | 1.3058 | 0.05228 | 121 | 91 | 23 | 7 |
1382 | Bob was pleased with the new lawn service. | 1.3058 | 0.04817 | 121 | 88 | 29 | 4 |
1383 | This human is falling apart. | 1.3058 | 0.05228 | 121 | 91 | 23 | 7 |
1384 | We’ve offered them money, but they just want to get rid of them. | 1.3058 | 0.04817 | 121 | 88 | 29 | 4 |
1385 | Your salad will be ready in flash, Blxgrug. | 1.3058 | 0.05358 | 121 | 92 | 21 | 8 |
1386 | Its your first day so I’m going to pretend you didn’t just say “Rake me to your leader” | 1.3058 | 0.05228 | 121 | 91 | 23 | 7 |
1387 | Food source raked into piles. You don't get that on any other planet. That's why I love coming here. | 1.3058 | 0.05228 | 121 | 91 | 23 | 7 |
1388 | They want us to collect intelligent leaf forms? | 1.3058 | 0.05228 | 121 | 91 | 23 | 7 |
1389 | OK, that's it. You missed again. I'm driving. | 1.3058 | 0.05095 | 121 | 90 | 25 | 6 |
1390 | Damn that Google translate : It should have been “Take me to your leader” .....not leafer ..... | 1.3058 | 0.05358 | 121 | 92 | 21 | 8 |
1391 | No one will believe him, they'll just say it's RAKE news! | 1.3058 | 0.05228 | 121 | 91 | 23 | 7 |
1392 | Excellent source of fibre. | 1.3058 | 0.04958 | 121 | 89 | 27 | 5 |
1393 | Or we could just blow them out into the street. | 1.3058 | 0.05095 | 121 | 90 | 25 | 6 |
1394 | I realized the universe offers two great pleasures: travel and making mulch. | 1.3058 | 0.04958 | 121 | 89 | 27 | 5 |
1395 | These must be valuable, they’ve been collecting them all season | 1.3058 | 0.04958 | 121 | 89 | 27 | 5 |
1396 | I can't wait to see the expression on his face when we blow this stuff all over his lawn. | 1.3058 | 0.05228 | 121 | 91 | 23 | 7 |
1397 | Can you guys wait so I can call my mother-in-law to come out here? | 1.3058 | 0.05358 | 121 | 92 | 21 | 8 |
1398 | After we process it, we sell it to them as mulch for a big profit. | 1.3058 | 0.04817 | 121 | 88 | 29 | 4 |
1399 | Double or nothing says he's another rake thrower. | 1.3058 | 0.05228 | 121 | 91 | 23 | 7 |
1400 | Literally the only things on this planet worth taking. | 1.3058 | 0.05228 | 121 | 91 | 23 | 7 |
1401 | You couldn't leaf it alone, could you? | 1.3058 | 0.05228 | 121 | 91 | 23 | 7 |
1402 | I love Fall. | 1.3058 | 0.05228 | 121 | 91 | 23 | 7 |
1403 | We don’t need samples. Clearly, still in the hunter - gatherer stage. | 1.3058 | 0.05095 | 121 | 90 | 25 | 6 |
1404 | They burn them. Pearls before swine. | 1.3058 | 0.03587 | 121 | 95 | 21 | 5 |
1405 | First the Roombas, now this... I give up. | 1.3058 | 0.05095 | 121 | 90 | 25 | 6 |
1406 | Should have stayed with the local landscape company. | 1.3058 | 0.05095 | 121 | 93 | 21 | 7 |
1407 | I’m not sure that’s what he meant by, “Please, leave. | 1.3058 | 0.05358 | 121 | 92 | 21 | 8 |
1408 | It's happening. The Martians are here to take away our jobs | 1.3058 | 0.05228 | 121 | 91 | 23 | 7 |
1409 | ...what else says “We come in peace”? | 1.3058 | 0.05358 | 121 | 92 | 21 | 8 |
1410 | 'Don't worry, we'll put them back in the trees by spring!' | 1.3058 | 0.05095 | 121 | 90 | 25 | 6 |
1411 | « Organic Material Market Goes Galactic: How Interplanetary Waste Management Saves Us Money & Helps Create Life On Other Planets » | 1.3058 | 0.05228 | 121 | 91 | 23 | 7 |
1412 | If you feel so guilty about probing him, the least we can do is erase his memories of 2020. He is just going to have to rake again in 20 minutes. | 1.3058 | 0.05228 | 121 | 91 | 23 | 7 |
1413 | Good compost is just so hard to find. | 1.3058 | 0.05358 | 121 | 92 | 21 | 8 |
1414 | Apparently they are fun to collect and jump in | 1.3058 | 0.04958 | 121 | 89 | 27 | 5 |
1415 | We'll be taking this sample of intelligent life with us | 1.3058 | 0.04671 | 121 | 92 | 23 | 6 |
1416 | Sorry, we were just leaving | 1.3058 | 0.05228 | 121 | 91 | 23 | 7 |
1417 | Can you believe they burn dinosaurs to run their vehicles | 1.3058 | 0.05228 | 121 | 91 | 23 | 7 |
1418 | I know, I know. I took too much this time... but they’re organic! | 1.3058 | 0.04522 | 121 | 86 | 33 | 2 |
1419 | Illegal aliens stealing jobs from ordinary Americans... just trying to fit in here | 1.3058 | 0.05609 | 121 | 94 | 17 | 10 |
1420 | Finally, we can confirm there is leaf on earth. | 1.3058 | 0.05609 | 121 | 94 | 17 | 10 |
1421 | My new yard service is out of this world! | 1.3058 | 0.05228 | 121 | 91 | 23 | 7 |
1422 | Just wait, he’ll start running and screaming in a second. | 1.3051 | 0.05451 | 118 | 90 | 20 | 8 |
1423 | Let's make his day. Put it in reverse | 1.3051 | 0.05451 | 118 | 90 | 20 | 8 |
1424 | We come in peace, but we do need your toilet paper. | 1.3049 | 0.06181 | 82 | 61 | 17 | 4 |
1425 | Tell me again what the plan is here? | 1.3043 | 0.05934 | 92 | 69 | 18 | 5 |
1426 | We are leaving. | 1.3034 | 0.05851 | 89 | 68 | 16 | 5 |
1427 | So if this isn’t intelligent life we’ll come back for that other thing | 1.3034 | 0.06472 | 89 | 69 | 13 | 7 |
1428 | It's roughage, Karen! You can't live on freeze-dried ice cream. | 1.3034 | 0.06472 | 89 | 69 | 13 | 7 |
1429 | This is a great side gig! | 1.3034 | 0.06272 | 89 | 68 | 15 | 6 |
1430 | I miss the old Kanye. | 1.3034 | 0.06272 | 89 | 68 | 15 | 6 |
1431 | That guy looks like he could use a pick-me-up. | 1.3033 | 0.04640 | 122 | 88 | 31 | 3 |
1432 | Definitely looks like an important collectible | 1.3033 | 0.05320 | 122 | 93 | 21 | 8 |
1433 | Sure, the new alien overlords were different but they had a great public works policy. | 1.3033 | 0.05191 | 122 | 92 | 23 | 7 |
1434 | For this one let's put them all in his gutter | 1.3025 | 0.05141 | 119 | 89 | 24 | 6 |
1435 | Finally, a sign of intelligent life - no leaf blower. | 1.3025 | 0.05668 | 119 | 93 | 16 | 10 |
1436 | I just couldn‘t watch him use that primitive tool any long. | 1.3025 | 0.05000 | 119 | 88 | 26 | 5 |
1437 | Now we just need cigarette paper. | 1.3025 | 0.05411 | 119 | 91 | 20 | 8 |
1438 | We figured you guys needed a little help right now | 1.3025 | 0.05000 | 119 | 88 | 26 | 5 |
1439 | Are you sure that "rake me to your leader" is the right translation? | 1.3017 | 0.05081 | 116 | 86 | 25 | 5 |
1440 | We know they're valuable because earthlings gather them. | 1.3000 | 0.05795 | 90 | 67 | 19 | 4 |
1441 | Sure they burn them but I don’t think these are the leaves they smoke | 1.3000 | 0.04822 | 120 | 93 | 21 | 6 |
1442 | Where were these guys before I started raking? | 1.3000 | 0.05575 | 90 | 66 | 21 | 3 |
1443 | I don't want to be a backseat driver but would you please properly align our abduction beam. | 1.2991 | 0.05188 | 117 | 88 | 23 | 6 |
1444 | Foolish Earthlings. They don't realize money does grow on trees. | 1.2991 | 0.05044 | 117 | 87 | 25 | 5 |
1445 | - Why do we keep dumping leaves in that guys garden? - Because nothing can last and no victory is final, Jim. If you read Camus you would understand. | 1.2991 | 0.05188 | 117 | 88 | 23 | 6 |
1446 | I am unfazed. It's 2020. | 1.2991 | 0.05044 | 117 | 87 | 25 | 5 |
1447 | Earth to Zorg: What's the rush? We're getting paid by the hour, not by the leaf! | 1.2991 | 0.05328 | 117 | 89 | 21 | 7 |
1448 | It's amazing! It's like they're just giving them away! | 1.2991 | 0.04743 | 117 | 85 | 29 | 3 |
1449 | When we're done here, let's go dump them in the gutter. | 1.2991 | 0.05598 | 117 | 91 | 17 | 9 |
1450 | Now we put them in Steve's yard, that idiot thinks the wind blows them there | 1.2991 | 0.05328 | 117 | 89 | 21 | 7 |
1451 | And I thought To Serve Man was a cookbook! | 1.2991 | 0.05465 | 117 | 90 | 19 | 8 |
1452 | I can't believe how easy it is to steal the precious metals of this planet. | 1.2991 | 0.05328 | 117 | 89 | 21 | 7 |
1453 | Alien ship visits, and 'leaves' no trace. | 1.2991 | 0.05044 | 117 | 87 | 25 | 5 |
1454 | Sigh, you never listen. I said to pick up Steve, not the leaves. | 1.2991 | 0.05465 | 117 | 90 | 19 | 8 |
1455 | I'll definitely recommend this lawn service. | 1.2975 | 0.05202 | 121 | 92 | 22 | 7 |
1456 | I’m gonna make earrings with these and sell them on Etsy! | 1.2975 | 0.05068 | 121 | 91 | 24 | 6 |
1457 | Man. I can never catch a rake! | 1.2975 | 0.05202 | 121 | 92 | 22 | 7 |
1458 | And that, my son, is what they call soft diplomacy. | 1.2967 | 0.05524 | 91 | 67 | 21 | 3 |
1459 | He does not seem to be too concerned... | 1.2966 | 0.05150 | 118 | 89 | 23 | 6 |
1460 | Your aim is off. | 1.2966 | 0.05289 | 118 | 90 | 21 | 7 |
1461 | Although ‘leaves,’ they can be taken. Oxymoronic planet. | 1.2957 | 0.05657 | 115 | 90 | 16 | 9 |
1462 | You could use the roughage, Phil. | 1.2957 | 0.05089 | 115 | 86 | 24 | 5 |
1463 | He gets his lawn cleared, we occasionally get a cat. | 1.2957 | 0.05236 | 115 | 87 | 22 | 6 |
1464 | he's wondering if we can come back later when his wife is home" | 1.2957 | 0.05236 | 115 | 87 | 22 | 6 |
1465 | Are you sure they told us to find signs of intelligent leaf? | 1.2957 | 0.05380 | 115 | 88 | 20 | 7 |
1466 | No,no,no! "To Serve Mankind" is a recipe book, not a policy manual! | 1.2957 | 0.05520 | 115 | 89 | 18 | 8 |
1467 | We really learned our lesson after that encounter with an earthling's septic tank. | 1.2957 | 0.05520 | 115 | 89 | 18 | 8 |
1468 | The transporter, you idiot. Not the dust buster. | 1.2957 | 0.05089 | 115 | 86 | 24 | 5 |
1469 | We don't want him. He can't even keep up with these things. | 1.2957 | 0.05089 | 115 | 86 | 24 | 5 |
1470 | Set course for his gutters. | 1.2957 | 0.05657 | 115 | 90 | 16 | 9 |
1471 | Interstellar volunteer opportunities | 1.2957 | 0.05380 | 115 | 88 | 20 | 7 |
1472 | Can you take my kids too? | 1.2957 | 0.05380 | 115 | 88 | 20 | 7 |
1473 | ....because crop circles are SO last year | 1.2957 | 0.04617 | 115 | 91 | 19 | 5 |
1474 | Our research suggests it's a funerary ritual practiced annually by the carbon life forms. We're saving them from cremation. | 1.2951 | 0.04683 | 122 | 92 | 25 | 5 |
1475 | Just wait’ll I point this thing at his cock. | 1.2946 | 0.05762 | 112 | 88 | 15 | 9 |
1476 | It's like taking candy from a baby. | 1.2946 | 0.05174 | 112 | 84 | 23 | 5 |
1477 | It's the human we want, Gary | 1.2941 | 0.05113 | 119 | 90 | 23 | 6 |
1478 | You’ve got the intelligent ones. The other one is using a rake. | 1.2927 | 0.06132 | 82 | 62 | 16 | 4 |
1479 | Sweet Jesus Frank, look a the size of HIS probe! | 1.2927 | 0.05484 | 82 | 62 | 17 | 3 |
1480 | And then put them back, just to see the look on his face. | 1.2920 | 0.04817 | 113 | 83 | 27 | 3 |
1481 | When I told you to leave, this is not what I meant. | 1.2920 | 0.05433 | 113 | 87 | 19 | 7 |
1482 | Next time let me do the talking Mr. 'Take me to your leafer.' | 1.2920 | 0.05577 | 113 | 88 | 17 | 8 |
1483 | Be sure to come back next year | 1.2920 | 0.04817 | 113 | 83 | 27 | 3 |
1484 | Let's give him a batch from his neighbor's yard too!" | 1.2920 | 0.05433 | 113 | 87 | 19 | 7 |
1485 | Next is the living room rug. | 1.2920 | 0.05577 | 113 | 90 | 14 | 9 |
1486 | They don't even put up a fight. | 1.2920 | 0.04817 | 113 | 83 | 27 | 3 |
1487 | if humans spend months collecting them, then they must be valuable. | 1.2920 | 0.05134 | 113 | 85 | 23 | 5 |
1488 | Does it eat, shoots and leaves, or does it eat shoots and leaves? | 1.2920 | 0.05433 | 113 | 89 | 16 | 8 |
1489 | You spent a thousand blerms on the leaf collector option, but you won't pay for a heated passenger seat? You are such a gorkhole. | 1.2920 | 0.05433 | 113 | 87 | 19 | 7 |
1490 | It was nice of him to put them in a pile for us. | 1.2920 | 0.04978 | 113 | 84 | 25 | 4 |
1491 | Thanks Scotty. See you again next fall | 1.2920 | 0.05286 | 113 | 86 | 21 | 6 |
1492 | This isn't what the boss meant when he said, "go get what they are collecting." | 1.2920 | 0.05286 | 113 | 86 | 21 | 6 |
1493 | You know, with cream cheese and lox these wouldn't be bad | 1.2920 | 0.05987 | 113 | 91 | 11 | 11 |
1494 | My understanding is eventually we'll earn enough money for a bike. | 1.2920 | 0.05134 | 113 | 85 | 23 | 5 |
1495 | No,the boss said only the intelligent life. | 1.2920 | 0.05717 | 113 | 89 | 15 | 9 |
1496 | There goes next year's compost. | 1.2920 | 0.05286 | 113 | 86 | 21 | 6 |
1497 | He thinks the city paid way too much for this leaf collector. | 1.2920 | 0.05577 | 113 | 88 | 17 | 8 |
1498 | Fred, you diabolical genius! He works all day and we sweep in to claim the prize. | 1.2920 | 0.05286 | 113 | 86 | 21 | 6 |
1499 | The one with the hat is the human. | 1.2920 | 0.05286 | 113 | 86 | 21 | 6 |
1500 | I like this planet where they rake food into piles for us | 1.2920 | 0.05433 | 113 | 87 | 19 | 7 |
1501 | When did you last have your eyesight checked? | 1.2920 | 0.05433 | 113 | 87 | 19 | 7 |
1502 | Random act of kindness... | 1.2920 | 0.05717 | 113 | 89 | 15 | 9 |
1503 | Can I interest you in a cat? | 1.2920 | 0.05577 | 113 | 88 | 17 | 8 |
1504 | First we take all their food! | 1.2920 | 0.05577 | 113 | 88 | 17 | 8 |
1505 | Back in my day, we abduct cows. | 1.2920 | 0.04978 | 113 | 84 | 25 | 4 |
1506 | Very nice. Next, parallel parking. | 1.2920 | 0.05134 | 113 | 85 | 23 | 5 |
1507 | This trip was all about your compost bin all along, wasn't it?! | 1.2920 | 0.05433 | 113 | 87 | 19 | 7 |
1508 | I’d say our new Roomba has been even better than advertised. | 1.2920 | 0.05286 | 113 | 86 | 21 | 6 |
1509 | History will see us as liberators! | 1.2920 | 0.05577 | 113 | 88 | 17 | 8 |
1510 | I wonder if they know how to plow a driveway ? Paul Brass Ipswich, Mass | 1.2920 | 0.05853 | 113 | 90 | 13 | 10 |
1511 | Foreign aid. | 1.2920 | 0.05286 | 113 | 86 | 21 | 6 |
1512 | After covid nothing will surprise them. | 1.2920 | 0.05577 | 113 | 88 | 17 | 8 |
1513 | I still think the order was to "take leave". | 1.2920 | 0.04978 | 113 | 84 | 25 | 4 |
1514 | I had one job. | 1.2920 | 0.05286 | 113 | 86 | 21 | 6 |
1515 | Take the leaves. Leave the cannoli." | 1.2920 | 0.05433 | 113 | 87 | 19 | 7 |
1516 | I need them for my diorama | 1.2920 | 0.04817 | 113 | 83 | 27 | 3 |
1517 | Welp, I guess they finally found a good use for Space Force | 1.2920 | 0.05433 | 113 | 87 | 19 | 7 |
1518 | I said "let's take their leader", not "let's take their leaves" | 1.2920 | 0.05134 | 113 | 85 | 23 | 5 |
1519 | The ad did say alien workers | 1.2920 | 0.05433 | 113 | 87 | 19 | 7 |
1520 | Let' spread them around the front yard! | 1.2917 | 0.05076 | 120 | 91 | 23 | 6 |
1521 | For some reason, the Martian children love to play in these! | 1.2895 | 0.05246 | 114 | 87 | 21 | 6 |
1522 | I don’t quite understand the broadcast “don’t leave home without it,” so we better take them. | 1.2883 | 0.05337 | 111 | 85 | 20 | 6 |
1523 | You’re doing it wrong. | 1.2883 | 0.05488 | 111 | 86 | 18 | 7 |
1524 | After this we'll go for the small brown nuggets in the other yard. | 1.2883 | 0.05779 | 111 | 88 | 14 | 9 |
1525 | We are the latest Roomba model. | 1.2883 | 0.05488 | 111 | 86 | 18 | 7 |
1526 | You mean they never put up any resistance? | 1.2883 | 0.04855 | 111 | 82 | 26 | 3 |
1527 | They say money grows on trees here! | 1.2883 | 0.05181 | 111 | 84 | 22 | 5 |
1528 | How will you get these through customs? | 1.2883 | 0.05635 | 111 | 87 | 16 | 8 |
1529 | He'd never believe it's compost powered. | 1.2883 | 0.05919 | 111 | 89 | 12 | 10 |
1530 | This is to reward you for not using one of those noisy leaf blowers that we can hear all the way in our planet | 1.2883 | 0.05337 | 111 | 85 | 20 | 6 |
1531 | Watch how he explains this to the neighbors. | 1.2883 | 0.04855 | 111 | 84 | 23 | 4 |
1532 | Stanley, your hoarding has got to stop. | 1.2883 | 0.05488 | 111 | 86 | 18 | 7 |
1533 | He doesn't look as happy as I expected... | 1.2883 | 0.05020 | 111 | 83 | 24 | 4 |
1534 | See. They expect aliens to do their yard work for them. | 1.2883 | 0.05488 | 111 | 86 | 18 | 7 |
1535 | Stop! That's not a Caesar. | 1.2883 | 0.05779 | 111 | 88 | 14 | 9 |
1536 | For an extra $5 will you drop them in my neighbor's yard? | 1.2883 | 0.05181 | 111 | 84 | 22 | 5 |
1537 | Earthlings never get our absurd sense of humor. | 1.2883 | 0.05337 | 111 | 85 | 20 | 6 |
1538 | I hope this convinces them we've come to be helpful." | 1.2883 | 0.05181 | 111 | 84 | 22 | 5 |
1539 | We can charge them for this, right?" | 1.2883 | 0.05020 | 111 | 83 | 24 | 4 |
1540 | Ralph stop it. Leaf it be. | 1.2883 | 0.05337 | 111 | 85 | 20 | 6 |
1541 | Experiment #5: I plan to blow them back in his neighbor's yard to see what happens. | 1.2883 | 0.05635 | 111 | 87 | 16 | 8 |
1542 | I know you think this is cheeky, but the 'undocumented alien stealing his job' joke is lost on him. | 1.2883 | 0.05488 | 111 | 86 | 18 | 7 |
1543 | Don’t tell me the contract covers the whole neighborhood! | 1.2883 | 0.05181 | 111 | 84 | 22 | 5 |
1544 | We fly at the speed of light and can only get a landscaping job? | 1.2883 | 0.05020 | 111 | 83 | 24 | 4 |
1545 | We tried the humans already. Even mouthwash couldn't get rid of the taste... | 1.2883 | 0.05488 | 111 | 86 | 18 | 7 |
1546 | I can hear his friends laughing at him now, “so the UFO used a retractor beam to suck up the leaf pile.” | 1.2883 | 0.05181 | 111 | 84 | 22 | 5 |
1547 | Zubat, you've blown our cover! Leaf pickup is on Tuesdays! | 1.2883 | 0.05488 | 111 | 86 | 18 | 7 |
1548 | Quick—before he can use his weapon against us! | 1.2883 | 0.05020 | 111 | 83 | 24 | 4 |
1549 | Not bad, except he saw you. Now we have to kill him. | 1.2883 | 0.05337 | 111 | 85 | 20 | 6 |
1550 | Clearly these are valuable. Why else would earthlings collect them? | 1.2883 | 0.04855 | 111 | 82 | 26 | 3 |
1551 | I said LEAVE, not LEAF!! | 1.2883 | 0.05635 | 111 | 87 | 16 | 8 |
1552 | Thanks, but I’m still not interested in an extended warranty on my vehicle. | 1.2883 | 0.05635 | 111 | 87 | 16 | 8 |
1553 | I mean, they did ask us to bring back samples of intelligent life, right? | 1.2883 | 0.05181 | 111 | 84 | 22 | 5 |
1554 | They must be valuable... he collected them so carefully | 1.2883 | 0.05181 | 111 | 84 | 22 | 5 |
1555 | Just wait until he sees the invoice! | 1.2883 | 0.05181 | 111 | 84 | 22 | 5 |
1556 | I like to use them for those potpourri bags I make. Why are you always so critical of my hobbies | 1.2883 | 0.04855 | 111 | 82 | 26 | 3 |
1557 | It's good to start with some greens before the main course. | 1.2883 | 0.05181 | 111 | 84 | 22 | 5 |
1558 | It took 4 years of college to become an intergalactic landscaper? | 1.2883 | 0.05337 | 111 | 85 | 20 | 6 |
1559 | Who is this Martha Stewart you feel you must emulate? | 1.2883 | 0.05181 | 111 | 84 | 22 | 5 |
1560 | 27 light years....27 light years! For mulch!? | 1.2883 | 0.05779 | 111 | 88 | 14 | 9 |
1561 | Sorry, missing a human is an automatic fail on the saucer license test. | 1.2883 | 0.05020 | 111 | 83 | 24 | 4 |
1562 | I don't think that's going to scare them into submission. | 1.2883 | 0.05337 | 111 | 85 | 20 | 6 |
1563 | Traveling with a neat freak is such a pain. | 1.2883 | 0.05337 | 111 | 85 | 20 | 6 |
1564 | It's Leader. With a D. Not an F. | 1.2883 | 0.05488 | 111 | 86 | 18 | 7 |
1565 | This is nothing compared to how we mess with the Christmas lights. | 1.2883 | 0.05181 | 111 | 84 | 22 | 5 |
1566 | Why does he look surprised, it's leaf collection day. | 1.2883 | 0.05181 | 111 | 84 | 22 | 5 |
1567 | Your other right. | 1.2883 | 0.05337 | 111 | 85 | 20 | 6 |
1568 | I thought it was the least we could do to thank him for not using a damned gas-powered leaf blower. | 1.2883 | 0.05779 | 111 | 88 | 14 | 9 |
1569 | I know all about non-interference, but one small favor can't hurt. | 1.2883 | 0.05181 | 111 | 84 | 22 | 5 |
1570 | I knew illegal aliens would be coming for my job sooner or later. | 1.2883 | 0.05488 | 111 | 86 | 18 | 7 |
1571 | They must be of immense value, as we have observed this gathering across this entire planet. | 1.2883 | 0.05488 | 111 | 86 | 18 | 7 |
1572 | Your aim sucks. Hand over the controller. | 1.2883 | 0.05337 | 111 | 85 | 20 | 6 |
1573 | Hey!.....Don't forget the gutters fellas. | 1.2883 | 0.05020 | 111 | 83 | 24 | 4 |
1574 | And then we beam them back, into a mysterious clump under the porch. | 1.2883 | 0.05181 | 111 | 84 | 22 | 5 |
1575 | What? It's for the organic garden. I'm telling you, they won't even notice they're gone. | 1.2883 | 0.04855 | 111 | 82 | 26 | 3 |
1576 | They're coming here and stealing our jobs. | 1.2883 | 0.05488 | 111 | 86 | 18 | 7 |
1577 | They collect them everywhere. They must be worth something. | 1.2883 | 0.05181 | 111 | 84 | 22 | 5 |
1578 | Four Seasons Total Landscaping's operations budget has really improved since the last President's endorsement. | 1.2883 | 0.05635 | 111 | 89 | 13 | 9 |
1579 | Nobody’s gonna be-leaf this. | 1.2883 | 0.05337 | 111 | 85 | 20 | 6 |
1580 | I said earthling. Try again | 1.2883 | 0.05488 | 111 | 86 | 18 | 7 |
1581 | Why are you looking at me like that? I can’t seem to find toilet paper anywhere. | 1.2883 | 0.05635 | 111 | 87 | 16 | 8 |
1582 | Essential workers are never in the spotlight. | 1.2883 | 0.05488 | 111 | 86 | 18 | 7 |
1583 | They're valuable. The earthling is collecting them. | 1.2883 | 0.05020 | 111 | 83 | 24 | 4 |
1584 | Yes, money does grow on trees. | 1.2883 | 0.05779 | 111 | 88 | 14 | 9 |
1585 | ... Just keep going, they'll never believe him. | 1.2883 | 0.04855 | 111 | 82 | 26 | 3 |
1586 | Parallel planet navigation is good, Zelda. Next week's class, we'll focus on alien abduction. | 1.2883 | 0.05181 | 111 | 84 | 22 | 5 |
1587 | Now put them in that neighboring planet's yard. | 1.2883 | 0.05337 | 111 | 85 | 20 | 6 |
1588 | Susan said that if you mix them with moon water, they take ten years off your face! | 1.2883 | 0.05779 | 111 | 88 | 14 | 9 |
1589 | I was going to jump in those. | 1.2883 | 0.05337 | 111 | 85 | 20 | 6 |
1590 | They’ve had it rough this year, let’s help with the small stuff | 1.2883 | 0.05488 | 111 | 86 | 18 | 7 |
1591 | Remember, the mission brief asked for Earth LIVES. | 1.2883 | 0.03235 | 111 | 91 | 15 | 5 |
1592 | It's been a tough year for us all. Let us releaf you. | 1.2883 | 0.05779 | 111 | 88 | 14 | 9 |
1593 | If we help them clean up their backyard, maybe they’ll stop trying to move into ours | 1.2883 | 0.05488 | 111 | 86 | 18 | 7 |
1594 | All intelligent life forms extracted. We can leave now. | 1.2883 | 0.05337 | 111 | 85 | 20 | 6 |
1595 | : "It's OK, I messed up my first abduction, too." | 1.2883 | 0.05635 | 111 | 87 | 16 | 8 |
1596 | Honey, I think you can cancel this month’s lawn service. | 1.2883 | 0.04855 | 111 | 82 | 26 | 3 |
1597 | When they said aliens were taking our jobs, this is not how I imagined it | 1.2883 | 0.05337 | 111 | 85 | 20 | 6 |
1598 | This seems normal for 2020 | 1.2883 | 0.05488 | 111 | 86 | 18 | 7 |
1599 | leave my leaves and leave | 1.2883 | 0.05488 | 111 | 86 | 18 | 7 |
1600 | I know it's a lot of work, but it will be worth it if it means we never have to hear a leaf blower again. | 1.2883 | 0.05181 | 111 | 84 | 22 | 5 |
1601 | Leave, Carl. I said we needed to *leave.* | 1.2883 | 0.05779 | 111 | 88 | 14 | 9 |
1602 | 'I'm sure the boss said marijuana leaves, not just any leaves.' | 1.2883 | 0.05635 | 111 | 87 | 16 | 8 |
1603 | They’re calling us the Uber of extraterrestrial landscaping. I’m just happy to pick up some cash for the holidays. | 1.2883 | 0.05337 | 111 | 85 | 20 | 6 |
1604 | Really, Zorgon? $25 per yard? That barely covers our overhead! | 1.2883 | 0.05181 | 111 | 84 | 22 | 5 |
1605 | Finally we can get some peace from their leafblowers! | 1.2881 | 0.04977 | 118 | 89 | 24 | 5 |
1606 | Remind me again, how are we superior? | 1.2870 | 0.04753 | 108 | 79 | 27 | 2 |
1607 | Keep looking! We have until January 20th to find those missing ballots! | 1.2870 | 0.05589 | 108 | 84 | 17 | 7 |
1608 | They need all the help they can get these days. | 1.2857 | 0.04818 | 112 | 83 | 26 | 3 |
1609 | With this kind of service, we'll rule the world! | 1.2857 | 0.05533 | 105 | 81 | 18 | 6 |
1610 | I hope he appreciates that we're not just blowing them into the neighbor's yard. | 1.2857 | 0.04982 | 112 | 86 | 21 | 5 |
1611 | It will take them another 1,000 years before they have a leaf based energy... so this is win win. | 1.2857 | 0.05141 | 112 | 85 | 22 | 5 |
1612 | Watch.......The human will not resist while we take all it’s plant hands. | 1.2857 | 0.05295 | 112 | 86 | 20 | 6 |
1613 | No! The other nuisance. | 1.2857 | 0.05761 | 84 | 63 | 18 | 3 |
1614 | So, same time next year? | 1.2844 | 0.05389 | 109 | 84 | 19 | 6 |
1615 | It’s leader not leafer? Take me to you LEADER! What are you from QAnon? | 1.2844 | 0.05695 | 109 | 86 | 15 | 8 |
1616 | Are you sure he doesn’t compost? | 1.2844 | 0.04893 | 109 | 81 | 25 | 3 |
1617 | Now you’re just showing off. | 1.2844 | 0.05229 | 109 | 83 | 21 | 5 |
1618 | It must be valuable. He has been gathering it whole morning... | 1.2844 | 0.05544 | 109 | 85 | 17 | 7 |
1619 | We're going to have to get you some glasses | 1.2844 | 0.04893 | 109 | 84 | 21 | 4 |
1620 | It's the least we can do. He's had a hard year. | 1.2844 | 0.05064 | 109 | 82 | 23 | 4 |
1621 | Tastes like Chicken. | 1.2844 | 0.05229 | 109 | 83 | 21 | 5 |
1622 | Immigrants get the job done. | 1.2844 | 0.05389 | 109 | 84 | 19 | 6 |
1623 | Leave the earthling with the weapon. | 1.2844 | 0.05389 | 109 | 84 | 19 | 6 |
1624 | We want to understand once and for all why it's so satisfying to jump in piles of these things. | 1.2844 | 0.05064 | 109 | 82 | 23 | 4 |
1625 | Now, I know what you're thinking - "I can't take a UFO out for a test ride without the dealer trying to sell me a silly add on like a leaf blower." But let me show you the crop circles that you can whip up with this bad boy! | 1.2844 | 0.05544 | 109 | 85 | 17 | 7 |
1626 | Next time I expect you to tell me about your school project more than one light year in advance! | 1.2844 | 0.05544 | 109 | 85 | 17 | 7 |
1627 | It’s the least we can do after how that 2020 experiment turned out. | 1.2844 | 0.05389 | 109 | 84 | 19 | 6 |
1628 | The new leaf-pickup service is out of this world. | 1.2844 | 0.05695 | 109 | 86 | 15 | 8 |
1629 | It would be nice if he would give us a little smile of appreciation." | 1.2844 | 0.05389 | 109 | 84 | 19 | 6 |
1630 | come my lovely and gentle darlings, come to a place where there is no raking. | 1.2844 | 0.05229 | 109 | 83 | 21 | 5 |
1631 | ...And then we'll put them back tomorrow. | 1.2844 | 0.05389 | 109 | 84 | 19 | 6 |
1632 | Once they change colors the obsession begins, first it's the constant pictures then the gathering... We must discover their secret | 1.2844 | 0.04716 | 109 | 80 | 27 | 2 |
1633 | Are this Bitcoins? | 1.2844 | 0.05229 | 109 | 83 | 21 | 5 |
1634 | Congratulations, you have just failed your human abduction test | 1.2824 | 0.05944 | 85 | 65 | 16 | 4 |
1635 | This is the least we can do for the earthling after giving him the anal probe. | 1.2824 | 0.06175 | 85 | 66 | 14 | 5 |
1636 | Finally, some real food. | 1.2824 | 0.06175 | 85 | 66 | 14 | 5 |
1637 | You missed again Rupert" | 1.2824 | 0.05703 | 85 | 64 | 18 | 3 |
1638 | These must be very valuable--beam them up. | 1.2821 | 0.05741 | 78 | 58 | 18 | 2 |
1639 | To serve man. | 1.2818 | 0.04855 | 110 | 82 | 25 | 3 |
1640 | Nobody's going to believe him. | 1.2818 | 0.05649 | 110 | 87 | 15 | 8 |
1641 | Now scatter them all over the yard again. | 1.2818 | 0.05187 | 110 | 84 | 21 | 5 |
1642 | Great — now put 'em over there. | 1.2818 | 0.05024 | 110 | 83 | 23 | 4 |
1643 | You really should wear your glasses when you drive. | 1.2818 | 0.05024 | 110 | 83 | 23 | 4 |
1644 | Is this some sort of offering? | 1.2818 | 0.04680 | 110 | 81 | 27 | 2 |
1645 | A good first try, but you need work on aiming the beam. | 1.2818 | 0.04855 | 110 | 82 | 25 | 3 |
1646 | This sequel could be titled Close Encounter of the Absurd Kind. | 1.2818 | 0.05500 | 110 | 86 | 17 | 7 |
1647 | They're all over social media, so they must be valuable. | 1.2818 | 0.05187 | 110 | 84 | 21 | 5 |
1648 | They seem important. | 1.2818 | 0.05187 | 110 | 84 | 21 | 5 |
1649 | They're being collected everywhere so they must be of some significance in this culture; that's why. | 1.2818 | 0.05187 | 110 | 84 | 21 | 5 |
1650 | That's Scottie. You know what to do. | 1.2816 | 0.05239 | 103 | 78 | 21 | 4 |
1651 | Next you dump them onto the neighbor's lawn and watch the earthlings freak! | 1.2816 | 0.05239 | 103 | 78 | 21 | 4 |
1652 | Just because they gather them does not mean they are food! | 1.2816 | 0.05758 | 103 | 81 | 15 | 7 |
1653 | How will we know which one is the Queen? | 1.2805 | 0.06322 | 82 | 64 | 13 | 5 |
1654 | No, not him. We’re looking for intelligent life forms. | 1.2804 | 0.05277 | 107 | 82 | 20 | 5 |
1655 | It's the least we can do since he shovels our landing ramp in winter. | 1.2804 | 0.04932 | 107 | 82 | 21 | 4 |
1656 | When we get these back to Zyrblyx, we'll be rich! | 1.2804 | 0.04932 | 107 | 80 | 24 | 3 |
1657 | You missed again Daryl | 1.2804 | 0.05442 | 107 | 83 | 18 | 6 |
1658 | Make sure they’re the crunchy ones, Marv | 1.2794 | 0.06900 | 68 | 53 | 11 | 4 |
1659 | Apparently it's polite for guests to offer their help with the chores. | 1.2788 | 0.05372 | 104 | 80 | 19 | 5 |
1660 | We'll have the largest compost pile in the galaxy. | 1.2788 | 0.05372 | 104 | 80 | 19 | 5 |
1661 | Now he's going to expect this every year. | 1.2788 | 0.05012 | 104 | 78 | 23 | 3 |
1662 | I’m not looking forward to the gutters. | 1.2788 | 0.05372 | 104 | 80 | 19 | 5 |
1663 | I thought we could spruce up the place before obliterating it.. | 1.2788 | 0.05195 | 104 | 79 | 21 | 4 |
1664 | This is the most intelligent lifeform I can find. | 1.2788 | 0.05372 | 104 | 80 | 19 | 5 |
1665 | Hmm! Must be the new Elon Musk lawn service | 1.2788 | 0.05709 | 104 | 82 | 15 | 7 |
1666 | It’s strange that he never seems to mind. | 1.2788 | 0.05012 | 104 | 78 | 23 | 3 |
1667 | I figure, first let's do him a favor, then we ask. | 1.2788 | 0.05195 | 104 | 79 | 21 | 4 |
1668 | We're rich! | 1.2788 | 0.05372 | 104 | 80 | 19 | 5 |
1669 | He seems to value these small brown objects -- let's beam them all up! | 1.2788 | 0.05012 | 104 | 78 | 23 | 3 |
1670 | Where did they think they came from? | 1.2788 | 0.05372 | 104 | 80 | 19 | 5 |
1671 | I’ve got a bunch of empty soda cans if you want them. | 1.2788 | 0.05870 | 104 | 83 | 13 | 8 |
1672 | This biofuel thing seems too easy. | 1.2788 | 0.05195 | 104 | 79 | 21 | 4 |
1673 | I must say, your aim with the tractor beam is consistently awful, Louis. | 1.2788 | 0.05372 | 104 | 80 | 19 | 5 |
1674 | The longer we keep him raking...the less chance he can vote | 1.2788 | 0.05709 | 104 | 82 | 15 | 7 |
1675 | Captain, I feel certain that the prime directive does not include helping this guy with his leaves. | 1.2788 | 0.05372 | 104 | 80 | 19 | 5 |
1676 | Are you sure this is the correct translation for ‘raking-it-in’? | 1.2788 | 0.05372 | 104 | 80 | 19 | 5 |
1677 | First you have to appear to befriend them. | 1.2788 | 0.05195 | 104 | 79 | 21 | 4 |
1678 | Lets pick him up too, just for kicks. | 1.2788 | 0.05195 | 104 | 79 | 21 | 4 |
1679 | They must be amazing, look how aggressively they collect them! | 1.2788 | 0.05372 | 104 | 80 | 19 | 5 |
1680 | They’re ‘leaves,’ Gorgon. It’s a perfect exchange. | 1.2788 | 0.05195 | 104 | 79 | 21 | 4 |
1681 | No, I don't think it counts as abduction. | 1.2788 | 0.05372 | 104 | 80 | 19 | 5 |
1682 | They must be important--humans are obsessed with them. | 1.2788 | 0.05372 | 104 | 80 | 19 | 5 |
1683 | They must be valuable. He collected them. | 1.2788 | 0.05543 | 104 | 81 | 17 | 6 |
1684 | The new leaf blowers are out of this world | 1.2788 | 0.05372 | 104 | 80 | 19 | 5 |
1685 | Hon come check out this Roomba | 1.2788 | 0.05709 | 104 | 82 | 15 | 7 |
1686 | We're fine, nobody is going to believe he finished his to-do list. | 1.2788 | 0.05372 | 104 | 80 | 19 | 5 |
1687 | Are you sure this is where potpourri comes from? | 1.2788 | 0.05372 | 104 | 80 | 19 | 5 |
1688 | This way he won't talk. | 1.2788 | 0.05372 | 104 | 80 | 19 | 5 |
1689 | That's a snack. I want lunch. | 1.2788 | 0.05709 | 104 | 82 | 15 | 7 |
1690 | These specimens are likely to be of higher intelligence than that tall one holding the stick. | 1.2788 | 0.05543 | 104 | 81 | 17 | 6 |
1691 | Did that guy think we said, "take us to your leafer?" | 1.2788 | 0.05709 | 104 | 82 | 15 | 7 |
1692 | They have value. Look how he carefully collects them. | 1.2788 | 0.05012 | 104 | 78 | 23 | 3 |
1693 | Do you guys take Venmo? | 1.2788 | 0.05372 | 104 | 80 | 19 | 5 |
1694 | Do you shovel snow, too? | 1.2788 | 0.05012 | 104 | 78 | 23 | 3 |
1695 | So much for waiting for a windless day. | 1.2788 | 0.05195 | 104 | 79 | 21 | 4 |
1696 | You know...it’s the least we can do. | 1.2788 | 0.05543 | 104 | 81 | 17 | 6 |
1697 | Word around the galaxy is they're really fun to step on. | 1.2788 | 0.05372 | 104 | 80 | 19 | 5 |
1698 | He's not scared or running away. We'll domesticate them all in no time. | 1.2788 | 0.05709 | 104 | 82 | 15 | 7 |
1699 | No! Dinner first, toppings second. | 1.2788 | 0.05709 | 104 | 82 | 15 | 7 |
1700 | It's just a test. Wait'l we try this at the Federal Reserve | 1.2788 | 0.04823 | 104 | 77 | 25 | 2 |
1701 | I can't believe they spend hours doing this | 1.2788 | 0.05012 | 104 | 78 | 23 | 3 |
1702 | Mmmm Maple! | 1.2788 | 0.05372 | 104 | 80 | 19 | 5 |
1703 | You better be leaf it. | 1.2788 | 0.05870 | 104 | 83 | 13 | 8 |
1704 | Just be careful not to collect the useless husk standing next to the pile of precious Earth treasure. | 1.2788 | 0.05543 | 104 | 81 | 17 | 6 |
1705 | We're supposed to bring back sentient creatures, and I guess these brightly colored ones are what we need. | 1.2788 | 0.05195 | 104 | 79 | 21 | 4 |
1706 | Outsourcing lawn care has gotten out of this world. | 1.2788 | 0.05372 | 104 | 80 | 19 | 5 |
1707 | You never get a second chance to make a good first impression. | 1.2788 | 0.05372 | 104 | 80 | 19 | 5 |
1708 | I think the one with the hat is the human. | 1.2788 | 0.05012 | 104 | 78 | 23 | 3 |
1709 | Don’t forget the gutters. | 1.2788 | 0.05195 | 104 | 79 | 21 | 4 |
1710 | I hope you're planning to compost and not just dumping on another planet. | 1.2788 | 0.05012 | 104 | 78 | 23 | 3 |
1711 | Must be valuable...he's putting them in a pile and bagging them. | 1.2788 | 0.05372 | 104 | 80 | 19 | 5 |
1712 | We have enough of those, honey. Move the beam a little to the right, and put it on high. | 1.2788 | 0.05709 | 104 | 82 | 15 | 7 |
1713 | Hey! I was going to compost that! | 1.2788 | 0.05543 | 104 | 81 | 17 | 6 |
1714 | Let’s focus. Last week we almost beamed up his dog” | 1.2788 | 0.05372 | 104 | 80 | 19 | 5 |
1715 | We have to work on your aim. | 1.2788 | 0.05195 | 104 | 79 | 21 | 4 |
1716 | The lawn comb appears related to its mating ritual. | 1.2788 | 0.04823 | 104 | 77 | 25 | 2 |
1717 | Easiest $50 we ever made. | 1.2788 | 0.05372 | 104 | 80 | 19 | 5 |
1718 | I hate the ones who use a leaf blower. | 1.2788 | 0.05543 | 104 | 81 | 17 | 6 |
1719 | Now the fun part, we go spread them all over his front yard. | 1.2788 | 0.05195 | 104 | 79 | 21 | 4 |
1720 | Cool, Dyson! Let's test it on pet hairs. | 1.2788 | 0.05372 | 104 | 80 | 19 | 5 |
1721 | I am so over this vegan diet. | 1.2788 | 0.05195 | 104 | 79 | 21 | 4 |
1722 | Two more piles and we win the leaf blower. | 1.2788 | 0.03974 | 104 | 83 | 19 | 2 |
1723 | I don't know what they are either but he's collecting them for some reason. | 1.2788 | 0.05543 | 104 | 81 | 17 | 6 |
1724 | His furry master urinated on these earlier, they may be very precious. | 1.2788 | 0.06027 | 104 | 84 | 11 | 9 |
1725 | Any chance you guys like snow? | 1.2788 | 0.05543 | 104 | 81 | 17 | 6 |
1726 | I still can't tell whether he minds. | 1.2788 | 0.05372 | 104 | 80 | 19 | 5 |
1727 | Jerry forgot to ask the new gardeners if they had a green card. | 1.2788 | 0.05709 | 104 | 82 | 15 | 7 |
1728 | We come in peace and to free you from your leaf blowers. | 1.2788 | 0.05543 | 104 | 81 | 17 | 6 |
1729 | I cant stand all these tourists who come for the leaves. Go back to Florida! | 1.2788 | 0.05870 | 104 | 83 | 13 | 8 |
1730 | I love these "his friends will never believe it" tours. | 1.2788 | 0.05543 | 104 | 81 | 17 | 6 |
1731 | I wonder if I can get them to do this every year. | 1.2788 | 0.05709 | 104 | 82 | 15 | 7 |
1732 | Leaf no trace. | 1.2788 | 0.05543 | 104 | 81 | 17 | 6 |
1733 | They must be valuable, or it wouldn't be hoarding them. | 1.2788 | 0.05195 | 104 | 79 | 21 | 4 |
1734 | No, I said LEADER. | 1.2788 | 0.05372 | 104 | 80 | 19 | 5 |
1735 | After all, neatness defines civilization. | 1.2788 | 0.05709 | 104 | 82 | 15 | 7 |
1736 | Year 2061: “I miss simpler times.” | 1.2788 | 0.05372 | 104 | 80 | 19 | 5 |
1737 | My human swears this is how you compost | 1.2788 | 0.04823 | 104 | 77 | 25 | 2 |
1738 | Your aim is as bad as our cover! | 1.2788 | 0.05195 | 104 | 79 | 21 | 4 |
1739 | Leaf it to us. Get it? Greg? Get it? | 1.2788 | 0.05870 | 104 | 83 | 13 | 8 |
1740 | - please don’t leaf me here, I’ll come too | 1.2788 | 0.05870 | 104 | 83 | 13 | 8 |
1741 | Must be valuable, the way they fuss over them | 1.2788 | 0.04725 | 104 | 79 | 22 | 3 |
1742 | Ah yes crunchy earth snack! | 1.2788 | 0.05195 | 104 | 79 | 21 | 4 |
1743 | Natural selection | 1.2788 | 0.05195 | 104 | 79 | 21 | 4 |
1744 | Aliens. We get the job done | 1.2788 | 0.05543 | 104 | 81 | 17 | 6 |
1745 | You clearly need more practice!! | 1.2788 | 0.05372 | 104 | 80 | 19 | 5 |
1746 | See? We come in peace. | 1.2788 | 0.05012 | 104 | 78 | 23 | 3 |
1747 | Jim found a solution to the neighbors' complaints about his leaf blower | 1.2778 | 0.05067 | 108 | 84 | 19 | 5 |
1748 | What are you doing? We have leaves at home. | 1.2778 | 0.05556 | 108 | 85 | 16 | 7 |
1749 | I love the smell of beamed up leaves. | 1.2778 | 0.04893 | 108 | 81 | 24 | 3 |
1750 | This will teach them to stop stealing soil samples from our astroid. | 1.2778 | 0.05709 | 108 | 86 | 14 | 8 |
1751 | Then we spray 'em all over the yard right before his wife gets home. | 1.2778 | 0.05235 | 108 | 83 | 20 | 5 |
1752 | Works for you - Works for me. | 1.2778 | 0.05067 | 108 | 82 | 22 | 4 |
1753 | I hope they made them extra crispy this time... | 1.2778 | 0.05067 | 108 | 82 | 22 | 4 |
1754 | Bob, you have always had a weird sense of humor. | 1.2778 | 0.05398 | 108 | 84 | 18 | 6 |
1755 | No one will believe him when we take his snowman, either. | 1.2778 | 0.05398 | 108 | 84 | 18 | 6 |
1756 | It's the least we can do | 1.2778 | 0.05235 | 108 | 83 | 20 | 5 |
1757 | Beaming up leaf litter was a problem easily solved. Getting the stuff to decompose on Mars has proven to be challenging. | 1.2778 | 0.05556 | 108 | 85 | 16 | 7 |
1758 | This sure beats RAKING the forest. | 1.2778 | 0.05398 | 108 | 84 | 18 | 6 |
1759 | They got enough going on this year. | 1.2778 | 0.05709 | 108 | 86 | 14 | 8 |
1760 | These will look great in my extra-terrarium. | 1.2778 | 0.05556 | 108 | 85 | 16 | 7 |
1761 | Just tell him it's a 72 million mile flight back and ours isn't flushing properly. | 1.2778 | 0.05859 | 108 | 87 | 12 | 9 |
1762 | I thought they just came from trees! | 1.2778 | 0.04893 | 108 | 81 | 24 | 3 |
1763 | He seems to be hoarding them, it must be his food supply. | 1.2778 | 0.05556 | 108 | 85 | 16 | 7 |
1764 | I haven’t been getting enough fiber. | 1.2778 | 0.05398 | 108 | 84 | 18 | 6 |
1765 | I wonder what he ate to produce these droppings. | 1.2778 | 0.05235 | 108 | 83 | 20 | 5 |
1766 | That's dog DNA. | 1.2778 | 0.05067 | 108 | 82 | 22 | 4 |
1767 | The leaf lords have arrived. | 1.2778 | 0.05556 | 108 | 85 | 16 | 7 |
1768 | Whoops, no child in this pile! | 1.2778 | 0.05067 | 108 | 82 | 22 | 4 |
1769 | Are you sure the Primary Directive is " Leaves - No Trace'? | 1.2778 | 0.05398 | 108 | 84 | 18 | 6 |
1770 | What did I tell you? Does he look like he appreciates your help? | 1.2778 | 0.05067 | 108 | 82 | 22 | 4 |
1771 | Remember Mom said: Only organic and no pesticides. | 1.2778 | 0.05398 | 108 | 84 | 18 | 6 |
1772 | The keepers say it calms them down to pile these up into little ceremonial mounds | 1.2778 | 0.05709 | 108 | 86 | 14 | 8 |
1773 | Leaves, Beldar? Three billion miles for some crummy leaves!? | 1.2778 | 0.05235 | 108 | 83 | 20 | 5 |
1774 | We probe all week, on weekends I just want to clear brush. | 1.2778 | 0.04893 | 108 | 81 | 24 | 3 |
1775 | We are stealing his harvest, so he will now attack with his weapon. | 1.2778 | 0.04893 | 108 | 81 | 24 | 3 |
1776 | In exchange, let’s give them another Kardashian. | 1.2778 | 0.05067 | 108 | 82 | 22 | 4 |
1777 | And who said aliens would never work for humans one day | 1.2778 | 0.05556 | 108 | 85 | 16 | 7 |
1778 | It's 2020. Nothing is an alien concept | 1.2778 | 0.05556 | 108 | 85 | 16 | 7 |
1779 | Did you forget to turn the cloaking device on again? | 1.2778 | 0.05235 | 108 | 83 | 20 | 5 |
1780 | His sense of purpose is now gone. | 1.2778 | 0.05235 | 108 | 83 | 20 | 5 |
1781 | Lets focus on species that will actually survive" | 1.2778 | 0.04893 | 108 | 81 | 24 | 3 |
1782 | What do you mean more will fall tomorrow? We just finished! | 1.2778 | 0.05235 | 108 | 83 | 20 | 5 |
1783 | Yeah, great. Thanks | 1.2778 | 0.05556 | 108 | 85 | 16 | 7 |
1784 | We leave them, they rake them... it's always been this way | 1.2778 | 0.05235 | 108 | 83 | 20 | 5 |
1785 | the new neighbors are alright. | 1.2778 | 0.05398 | 108 | 84 | 18 | 6 |
1786 | Think this will get us on History Channel after midnight? | 1.2778 | 0.05398 | 108 | 84 | 18 | 6 |
1787 | I told you this new pneumatic system would be fun! | 1.2778 | 0.05235 | 108 | 83 | 20 | 5 |
1788 | That’s the smartest thing we can get from this planet | 1.2772 | 0.05650 | 101 | 79 | 16 | 6 |
1789 | Look! these life forms are more intelligent that the ones we got at the Trump rally | 1.2762 | 0.05413 | 105 | 86 | 11 | 8 |
1790 | Okay Fred, but this is the last time! | 1.2762 | 0.05327 | 105 | 81 | 19 | 5 |
1791 | Strange,this one won’t step into the beam - maybe there’s hope for them after all. | 1.2745 | 0.05424 | 102 | 79 | 18 | 5 |
1792 | How do you plan to jump in them in zero gravity? | 1.2745 | 0.05242 | 102 | 78 | 20 | 4 |
1793 | when you said your lawn-service was out of this world, I had no idea... | 1.2745 | 0.05242 | 102 | 78 | 20 | 4 |
1794 | This Planet is already polluted. Good place to flush it out. Call it fertilizer. | 1.2745 | 0.05242 | 102 | 78 | 20 | 4 |
1795 | I call the red ones. | 1.2745 | 0.05242 | 102 | 78 | 20 | 4 |
1796 | Was watching me make the pile really necessary? | 1.2745 | 0.05242 | 102 | 78 | 20 | 4 |
1797 | They collect them. Why, I do not know. | 1.2745 | 0.04858 | 102 | 76 | 24 | 2 |
1798 | I don't think he's paying us enough to put these in his neighbor's yard. | 1.2745 | 0.05601 | 102 | 80 | 16 | 6 |
1799 | Hey, you said aim for the higher life form. | 1.2745 | 0.05424 | 102 | 79 | 18 | 5 |
1800 | This should be enough feul to get us home. | 1.2745 | 0.05424 | 102 | 79 | 18 | 5 |
1801 | Are you guys sure you work for the Township? | 1.2745 | 0.05242 | 102 | 78 | 20 | 4 |
1802 | Last stop. That should be enough bio-fuel to get us home. | 1.2745 | 0.04858 | 102 | 76 | 24 | 2 |
1803 | Always pick a spotlessly raked yard to dump the leaves. We have to keep these yokels busy. | 1.2745 | 0.05424 | 102 | 79 | 18 | 5 |
1804 | I'm beginning to think he is just using us to finish his chores. | 1.2745 | 0.05054 | 102 | 77 | 22 | 3 |
1805 | We know how much raking leaves gives you human’s meaning and purpose so we brought a charitable donation. | 1.2745 | 0.05242 | 102 | 78 | 20 | 4 |
1806 | I said ‘human,’ not ‘vacuum.’ | 1.2745 | 0.04216 | 102 | 85 | 13 | 4 |
1807 | Thanks for not being as loud as my neighbor’s leaf blower during work hours. | 1.2745 | 0.05937 | 102 | 82 | 12 | 8 |
1808 | No, I said beam up Jeeves. | 1.2736 | 0.05283 | 106 | 82 | 19 | 5 |
1809 | After this we should get pumpkin spice lattes | 1.2736 | 0.05283 | 106 | 84 | 16 | 6 |
1810 | I promise. They are delicious with ketchup. | 1.2727 | 0.06572 | 77 | 61 | 11 | 5 |
1811 | I have no idea what you are doing with these, but can you come back in four weeks when the sycamore finally sheds? | 1.2718 | 0.05012 | 103 | 78 | 22 | 3 |
1812 | Wait ‘til I show him the high beam... | 1.2703 | 0.06174 | 74 | 57 | 14 | 3 |
1813 | How are we ever going to collect human specimens if you can't even aim the tractor beam straight?" | 1.2703 | 0.07016 | 74 | 60 | 8 | 6 |
1814 | Trigonometry was never your strong point. | 1.2703 | 0.06467 | 74 | 58 | 12 | 4 |
1815 | Darn it Jerry, you missed again. | 1.2703 | 0.06467 | 74 | 58 | 12 | 4 |
1816 | A little to the left Steve | 1.2703 | 0.06174 | 74 | 57 | 14 | 3 |
1817 | We've saved them! He was going for his matches. | 1.2700 | 0.05096 | 100 | 76 | 21 | 3 |
1818 | It appears our efforts are not mulch appreciated. | 1.2700 | 0.05660 | 100 | 79 | 15 | 6 |
1819 | He's not allowed to burn them. The landfill won't take them. So he called us. | 1.2700 | 0.05291 | 100 | 77 | 19 | 4 |
1820 | Lol, remember rakes? | 1.2700 | 0.05478 | 100 | 78 | 17 | 5 |
1821 | Thats one more human who won’t resist when we return for the invasion. | 1.2700 | 0.05096 | 100 | 76 | 21 | 3 |
1822 | those illegal aliens are stealing our jobs again | 1.2700 | 0.05478 | 100 | 78 | 17 | 5 |
1823 | I said, “Take me to your Leader, not Leafer!” | 1.2700 | 0.05835 | 100 | 80 | 13 | 7 |
1824 | You missed him. | 1.2700 | 0.05096 | 100 | 76 | 21 | 3 |
1825 | This should settle the unidentified foliage question for good | 1.2700 | 0.05835 | 100 | 80 | 13 | 7 |
1826 | A little farther. | 1.2700 | 0.05096 | 100 | 76 | 21 | 3 |
1827 | Ok that’s the salad organised, so what’s for main course? | 1.2700 | 0.05478 | 100 | 78 | 17 | 5 |
1828 | So, it IS rocket science? | 1.2700 | 0.05835 | 100 | 80 | 13 | 7 |
1829 | No, not him, Zaggowort. Gloog said intelligent life forms only. | 1.2700 | 0.05478 | 100 | 78 | 17 | 5 |
1830 | And what about the tree ? | 1.2700 | 0.05660 | 100 | 79 | 15 | 6 |
1831 | On this planet, the rulers are microscopic organisms ... | 1.2700 | 0.05194 | 100 | 81 | 13 | 6 |
1832 | So, we won the bid for the leaf collection contract after the town council banned leaf blowers...but there's always someone complaining about aliens taking their jobs | 1.2700 | 0.05660 | 100 | 79 | 15 | 6 |
1833 | They must be important, he seems to be guarding them with that multi-pronged spear. | 1.2700 | 0.05291 | 100 | 77 | 19 | 4 |
1834 | These sample will finally help us determined why they collect them is such large quantities. | 1.2700 | 0.05660 | 100 | 79 | 15 | 6 |
1835 | Okay, he’s paying us $20. That’s $20 closer to our new Di-Lithium Crystal. You got a better idea? | 1.2700 | 0.05835 | 100 | 80 | 13 | 7 |
1836 | The earthling collects them.They must be valuable. | 1.2700 | 0.05291 | 100 | 77 | 19 | 4 |
1837 | Get enough for the Fall school project. | 1.2700 | 0.05291 | 100 | 77 | 19 | 4 |
1838 | Because they're the most intelligent life form on this planet, that's why! | 1.2700 | 0.05291 | 100 | 77 | 19 | 4 |
1839 | Take us to your compost bin. | 1.2700 | 0.05096 | 100 | 76 | 21 | 3 |
1840 | The one day I finally raked ! | 1.2700 | 0.06006 | 100 | 81 | 11 | 8 |
1841 | Are you sure it's set to "Highest Intelligent Life Form?" | 1.2700 | 0.05291 | 100 | 77 | 19 | 4 |
1842 | They're perfect with a little sour cream and capers... | 1.2700 | 0.05096 | 100 | 76 | 21 | 3 |
1843 | I'll have more for you tomorrow. | 1.2700 | 0.05291 | 100 | 77 | 19 | 4 |
1844 | Hey, do you guys do floors and windows too? | 1.2700 | 0.05478 | 100 | 78 | 17 | 5 |
1845 | I’ll do the first tally, then you do the recount. | 1.2700 | 0.05291 | 100 | 77 | 19 | 4 |
1846 | Makes them think we're on their side. | 1.2700 | 0.05096 | 100 | 76 | 21 | 3 |
1847 | We would also like a side of compost if you have it. | 1.2700 | 0.04894 | 100 | 75 | 23 | 2 |
1848 | I said, let's leave, not leaves! | 1.2700 | 0.05660 | 100 | 79 | 15 | 6 |
1849 | Of course they’re valuable — look at how the humans hoard them! | 1.2700 | 0.04894 | 100 | 75 | 23 | 2 |
1850 | It is the least we can do after all the probing. | 1.2700 | 0.05291 | 100 | 77 | 19 | 4 |
1851 | It's a living. | 1.2700 | 0.05835 | 100 | 80 | 13 | 7 |
1852 | Until we can afford a Roomba, this is the best we can do. | 1.2700 | 0.05478 | 100 | 78 | 17 | 5 |
1853 | This is great PR | 1.2700 | 0.05660 | 100 | 79 | 15 | 6 |
1854 | Mitch, sick of raking year after year, fantasizes about how to get rid of his leaf pile. | 1.2700 | 0.05478 | 100 | 78 | 17 | 5 |
1855 | Let's take them home and then figure out what to do with them. | 1.2700 | 0.05478 | 100 | 78 | 17 | 5 |
1856 | I thought our mission was to pick up lives! | 1.2700 | 0.05835 | 100 | 80 | 13 | 7 |
1857 | Yeah, this should freak him out just a little. | 1.2700 | 0.05660 | 100 | 81 | 12 | 7 |
1858 | You are such a hoarder!" | 1.2700 | 0.04894 | 100 | 75 | 23 | 2 |
1859 | Before you know it we’ll have enough fuel money to go back home. | 1.2700 | 0.05291 | 100 | 77 | 19 | 4 |
1860 | Fred, that'll be $25 in Martian currency. | 1.2700 | 0.06172 | 100 | 82 | 9 | 9 |
1861 | I forgot you were a vegetarian. | 1.2700 | 0.05096 | 100 | 76 | 21 | 3 |
1862 | I want to try some fall crafts. | 1.2700 | 0.05835 | 100 | 80 | 13 | 7 |
1863 | Aww man, just when I was about to jump into the pile. | 1.2700 | 0.05478 | 100 | 78 | 17 | 5 |
1864 | If he’s lying about these things being their most precious resource, I’m going to give these guys such a pandemic. | 1.2700 | 0.05660 | 100 | 79 | 15 | 6 |
1865 | I told you, I'm trying this vegan thing | 1.2700 | 0.05478 | 100 | 78 | 17 | 5 |
1866 | They better come back for my wife | 1.2700 | 0.05660 | 100 | 79 | 15 | 6 |
1867 | Told you I only ever get the weird ones on TaskRabbit | 1.2700 | 0.05096 | 100 | 76 | 21 | 3 |
1868 | Defending the Supreme Ruler of Earth against countless invading leaf hordes seemed much more exciting on paper. | 1.2700 | 0.05478 | 100 | 78 | 17 | 5 |
1869 | I told you not to have that second drink at lunch. | 1.2676 | 0.06640 | 71 | 56 | 11 | 4 |
1870 | After you beam them up, could you dump them over the fence | 1.2673 | 0.05610 | 101 | 80 | 15 | 6 |
1871 | He sees us. Leave them. | 1.2667 | 0.05458 | 105 | 83 | 16 | 6 |
1872 | It doesn't seem interested in the bait. | 1.2667 | 0.06667 | 75 | 60 | 10 | 5 |
1873 | Remember roombas? | 1.2653 | 0.05901 | 98 | 79 | 12 | 7 |
1874 | If you want to see a better look on his face start spinning the leaves around his yard. | 1.2653 | 0.05720 | 98 | 78 | 14 | 6 |
1875 | The tractor beam doesn't do it. You have to use the death ray if you want to get the nice smell. | 1.2653 | 0.05340 | 98 | 76 | 18 | 4 |
1876 | Careful...he has an anal probe. | 1.2653 | 0.05533 | 98 | 77 | 16 | 5 |
1877 | It's nice that we're helping this guy with his rake, but what exactly are you suggesting that we do with these dried out leaves? When I came to earth, I was expecting to pick up an exceptional human like a Republican who believes in science. | 1.2653 | 0.05533 | 98 | 77 | 16 | 5 |
1878 | Why should I beam him up? We’re vegetarians. | 1.2653 | 0.05720 | 98 | 78 | 14 | 6 |
1879 | After all that work, you'd think they'd put up more of a fight. | 1.2653 | 0.05340 | 98 | 76 | 18 | 4 |
1880 | I think we can make a fortune on this if we charge $21.99 and get Mr. Pillow to do the infomercial. | 1.2653 | 0.05720 | 98 | 78 | 14 | 6 |
1881 | These must valuable given earthlings’ devotion to harvesting them. | 1.2653 | 0.05533 | 98 | 77 | 16 | 5 |
1882 | Is it leafs or leaves? | 1.2653 | 0.05720 | 98 | 78 | 14 | 6 |
1883 | he's gathering them up. they must be valuable. | 1.2653 | 0.05139 | 98 | 75 | 20 | 3 |
1884 | I'll prepare the salad dressing." | 1.2653 | 0.05901 | 98 | 79 | 12 | 7 |
1885 | It's too late to save them from the Fall. | 1.2653 | 0.05720 | 98 | 78 | 14 | 6 |
1886 | I hope this guy doesn’t have a dog. | 1.2653 | 0.05340 | 98 | 76 | 18 | 4 |
1887 | If we do it for him, we'll have to do it for everybody! | 1.2653 | 0.05901 | 98 | 79 | 12 | 7 |
1888 | You do know that we have to declare all vegetable matter when we return? | 1.2653 | 0.05533 | 98 | 77 | 16 | 5 |
1889 | Does he pay us or do we pay him? | 1.2653 | 0.05533 | 98 | 77 | 16 | 5 |
1890 | I heard they were hunter/gathers. They must be gathering these for a reason" | 1.2653 | 0.05139 | 98 | 75 | 20 | 3 |
1891 | Can I get your card? | 1.2653 | 0.05139 | 98 | 75 | 20 | 3 |
1892 | If you rake it we will come. | 1.2653 | 0.05533 | 98 | 77 | 16 | 5 |
1893 | Do you smoke it or snort it? | 1.2653 | 0.05139 | 98 | 75 | 20 | 3 |
1894 | they wouldn't call themselves leaves if they wanted to stay put" | 1.2653 | 0.05720 | 98 | 78 | 14 | 6 |
1895 | I wish you'd just take them off the tree. | 1.2653 | 0.05139 | 98 | 75 | 20 | 3 |
1896 | I know,I know,but it was going to take him forever. | 1.2653 | 0.05533 | 98 | 77 | 16 | 5 |
1897 | We’re going to kill them with kindness. | 1.2653 | 0.04930 | 98 | 74 | 22 | 2 |
1898 | Mardi this is genius. Soon we’ll eradicate all leaf blowers from the universe! | 1.2653 | 0.05533 | 98 | 77 | 16 | 5 |
1899 | They must be collectors items. | 1.2653 | 0.05533 | 98 | 77 | 16 | 5 |
1900 | I know it seems like an incredible waste of our advanced technology. Unfortunately, jobs like these are the only ones available to aliens. | 1.2653 | 0.05720 | 98 | 78 | 14 | 6 |
1901 | I can never read his handwriting, but I'm pretty sure it said, 'bring back the leafer of Earth.' | 1.2653 | 0.05139 | 98 | 75 | 20 | 3 |
1902 | He won't be so grateful when you jump in them and they'll all over his lawn again. | 1.2653 | 0.05720 | 98 | 78 | 14 | 6 |
1903 | This is so ridiculously deciduous. | 1.2653 | 0.04822 | 98 | 76 | 19 | 3 |
1904 | Skip over this guy. He’s a super spreader. | 1.2653 | 0.05139 | 98 | 75 | 20 | 3 |
1905 | Outsourced labor | 1.2653 | 0.05340 | 98 | 76 | 18 | 4 |
1906 | You know, us aliens never get the public appreciation for the work we do | 1.2653 | 0.05720 | 98 | 78 | 14 | 6 |
1907 | Immigrants stealing my job?! | 1.2653 | 0.05901 | 98 | 79 | 12 | 7 |
1908 | I told you it’s leave nothing behind not leaf nothing behind | 1.2653 | 0.04599 | 98 | 75 | 21 | 2 |
1909 | He's not even wearing a mask. | 1.2653 | 0.04930 | 98 | 74 | 22 | 2 |
1910 | Frank, I'm telling you this won't make up for all the other stuff | 1.2653 | 0.05340 | 98 | 76 | 18 | 4 |
1911 | OK, shoot them across his yard again, and we'll record the subject's reaction. | 1.2651 | 0.05959 | 83 | 65 | 14 | 4 |
1912 | Look at him. No nod, no wave, no decency. This is why extraterrestrials stopped moving here | 1.2651 | 0.06201 | 83 | 66 | 12 | 5 |
1913 | Abduction's a fine job, but what I really want to do is dance. | 1.2651 | 0.06433 | 83 | 67 | 10 | 6 |
1914 | Hard to believe--the most intelligence life form we've come across here. | 1.2651 | 0.05707 | 83 | 64 | 16 | 3 |
1915 | Note how the slow witted biped carefully collects and guards these specimens. We must identify their secret! | 1.2651 | 0.06433 | 83 | 67 | 10 | 6 |
1916 | Compost collection is on Tuesday this week because Christmas is a federal holiday. | 1.2626 | 0.05094 | 99 | 76 | 20 | 3 |
1917 | What do you mean "in case they're out of toilet paper?" | 1.2626 | 0.05668 | 99 | 79 | 14 | 6 |
1918 | Don’t worry. No one down here believes in identified flying objects. | 1.2604 | 0.05589 | 96 | 76 | 15 | 5 |
1919 | This should provide us with enough fuel for us to reach Florida. | 1.2604 | 0.05389 | 96 | 75 | 17 | 4 |
1920 | This intelligent species seem to have workers who care for them. | 1.2604 | 0.05182 | 96 | 74 | 19 | 3 |
1921 | It's a cookbook! | 1.2604 | 0.05969 | 96 | 78 | 11 | 7 |
1922 | It's so considerate of the humans to put all our fuel source into nice piles. | 1.2604 | 0.05182 | 96 | 74 | 19 | 3 |
1923 | Now watch him rake it back up again when I scatter it all over the yard. | 1.2604 | 0.05182 | 96 | 74 | 19 | 3 |
1924 | He was aggressively accumulating them so you know they're highly valuable. | 1.2604 | 0.05589 | 96 | 76 | 15 | 5 |
1925 | We now have DNA of the most intelligent life forms! | 1.2604 | 0.05182 | 96 | 74 | 19 | 3 |
1926 | Just because he collects them doesn't mean they are valuable. | 1.2604 | 0.05389 | 96 | 75 | 17 | 4 |
1927 | I'm afraid I'm going to have to fail you, Harry. Maybe this alien abduction stuff isn't for you. | 1.2604 | 0.05589 | 96 | 76 | 15 | 5 |
1928 | Is this what they mean by 'taking in the foliage'? | 1.2604 | 0.05589 | 96 | 76 | 15 | 5 |
1929 | I love the crunchy ones! | 1.2604 | 0.05389 | 96 | 75 | 17 | 4 |
1930 | Betcha they don't have a leaf sucker at Home Depot | 1.2604 | 0.05589 | 96 | 76 | 15 | 5 |
1931 | This may be a little rakeless... | 1.2604 | 0.05782 | 96 | 77 | 13 | 6 |
1932 | Try the leaves, we've already rejected his species in our search for intelligent life. | 1.2604 | 0.05969 | 96 | 78 | 11 | 7 |
1933 | The whole point of having a fenced in yard is to stop intruders! | 1.2604 | 0.05182 | 96 | 74 | 19 | 3 |
1934 | He's so slow collecting those things, it's driving me crazy. | 1.2604 | 0.05389 | 96 | 75 | 17 | 4 |
1935 | Like they say, one man’s trash is another man’s treasure. | 1.2604 | 0.05389 | 96 | 75 | 17 | 4 |
1936 | Remlar, I promise, just one more stop for these crazy-good chips, then it's outer space. | 1.2604 | 0.05589 | 96 | 76 | 15 | 5 |
1937 | Do you believe the earthlings throw this away? | 1.2604 | 0.05182 | 96 | 74 | 19 | 3 |
1938 | He was leafed behind. | 1.2604 | 0.05389 | 96 | 75 | 17 | 4 |
1939 | While we're here...might as well give the Earthling a hand | 1.2604 | 0.05182 | 96 | 74 | 19 | 3 |
1940 | Forget Tesla. We'll corner the market on quiet leaf blowers with our next generation technology. | 1.2604 | 0.05589 | 96 | 76 | 15 | 5 |
1941 | See, I told you there's a never-ending supply." | 1.2604 | 0.05182 | 96 | 74 | 19 | 3 |
1942 | Is this really all we can do to save this wretched planet? | 1.2604 | 0.05589 | 96 | 76 | 15 | 5 |
1943 | They're crisp, colorful and definitely an acquired taste. | 1.2604 | 0.05589 | 96 | 76 | 15 | 5 |
1944 | He's so helpful. Please, Mom, can we take him with us? | 1.2604 | 0.05182 | 96 | 74 | 19 | 3 |
1945 | No intelligent life forms detected. | 1.2604 | 0.05389 | 96 | 75 | 17 | 4 |
1946 | I love the sound they make when we step on them | 1.2604 | 0.05182 | 96 | 74 | 19 | 3 |
1947 | OK. He’s distracted. Get down there and insert the anal probe. | 1.2604 | 0.05782 | 96 | 77 | 13 | 6 |
1948 | Better fill the tank, don’t want to get stuck in Roswell. | 1.2604 | 0.05782 | 96 | 77 | 13 | 6 |
1949 | Little did anyone know that we thought of the whole sweeping the forest idea way before Trump did. | 1.2604 | 0.05589 | 96 | 76 | 15 | 5 |
1950 | We take them and then bring them back everyday for a couple months. | 1.2604 | 0.05389 | 96 | 75 | 17 | 4 |
1951 | Stop worrying about tidying up, just beam up the human! | 1.2604 | 0.04966 | 96 | 73 | 21 | 2 |
1952 | Ain't we a couple of little stinkers? | 1.2604 | 0.05389 | 96 | 75 | 17 | 4 |
1953 | Oh, no," you insisted when we left. "We have more than enough leaves to get us there and back. | 1.2604 | 0.05182 | 96 | 74 | 19 | 3 |
1954 | Unique fall offer | 1.2604 | 0.05589 | 96 | 76 | 15 | 5 |
1955 | I said “deploy the rectal probe” not “deploy the leaf beamer” | 1.2604 | 0.05589 | 96 | 76 | 15 | 5 |
1956 | Humans grow, collect, and store these things, it must be of high value. | 1.2604 | 0.05182 | 96 | 74 | 19 | 3 |
1957 | Trust me, he won’t tell a soul. We’ll return them to his neighbor’s yard. | 1.2604 | 0.06150 | 96 | 79 | 9 | 8 |
1958 | Finally, illegal aliens have come to take *my* job as well. | 1.2604 | 0.05182 | 96 | 74 | 19 | 3 |
1959 | Did you remember to buy more of the large-size Hefty bags? | 1.2604 | 0.05389 | 96 | 75 | 17 | 4 |
1960 | Why are we doing this? Leaves don’t have anuses! | 1.2604 | 0.05589 | 96 | 76 | 15 | 5 |
1961 | Can you abduct the intelligent life from my driveway as well? | 1.2604 | 0.05389 | 96 | 75 | 17 | 4 |
1962 | I don't think this is what he meant by "take leave". | 1.2604 | 0.05782 | 96 | 77 | 13 | 6 |
1963 | We've counted it twice. You definitely don't have more than your neighbor | 1.2604 | 0.05589 | 96 | 76 | 15 | 5 |
1964 | Myrna, you’re taking this vacuuming thing too far again. | 1.2581 | 0.05048 | 93 | 71 | 20 | 2 |
1965 | Only bigger ships get tractor beams, so we're stuck with a rake beam | 1.2581 | 0.05048 | 93 | 71 | 20 | 2 |
1966 | Any room in there for my wife? | 1.2581 | 0.05902 | 93 | 75 | 12 | 6 |
1967 | I am just doing it on weekends to pay for college. | 1.2581 | 0.05275 | 93 | 72 | 18 | 3 |
1968 | Oh my!! He was right, aliens are taking our jobs away | 1.2581 | 0.05048 | 93 | 71 | 20 | 2 |
1969 | You’re a genius, Captain. He does all the work, and we take home the treasure. | 1.2577 | 0.05340 | 97 | 76 | 17 | 4 |
1970 | ... and, now he has agreed to let us have priceless artifacts from something called his "septic tank"! | 1.2577 | 0.06092 | 97 | 80 | 9 | 8 |
1971 | Ha, ha - then we shoot it into that guys yard and watch the fireworks! | 1.2577 | 0.05135 | 97 | 75 | 19 | 3 |
1972 | Best idea for drones yet. | 1.2577 | 0.05538 | 97 | 77 | 15 | 5 |
1973 | You're close, just slightly throttle the ship forward son. | 1.2577 | 0.05913 | 97 | 79 | 11 | 7 |
1974 | Trig! You are taking this vegan thing a little too serious! What’s the rest of the crew going to eat! | 1.2577 | 0.05728 | 97 | 78 | 13 | 6 |
1975 | Dang Zog, it's auto corrected to humus again. | 1.2577 | 0.05340 | 97 | 76 | 17 | 4 |
1976 | We can take all we want. No one will believe him anyway. | 1.2577 | 0.05135 | 97 | 75 | 19 | 3 |
1977 | Change Management: Outsourcing | 1.2577 | 0.05728 | 97 | 78 | 13 | 6 |
1978 | There's your payment. Now return my Wife. | 1.2577 | 0.05135 | 97 | 75 | 19 | 3 |
1979 | You really think this is the best way to show we come in peace? | 1.2577 | 0.05538 | 97 | 77 | 15 | 5 |
1980 | I just love them, so crispy! | 1.2577 | 0.05538 | 97 | 77 | 15 | 5 |
1981 | I'll take the ones with nuts. | 1.2577 | 0.05340 | 97 | 76 | 17 | 4 |
1982 | Fine, you drive the Lawnba next time | 1.2577 | 0.05728 | 97 | 78 | 13 | 6 |
1983 | Where were you 10 minutes ago? | 1.2577 | 0.05538 | 97 | 77 | 15 | 5 |
1984 | They don't complain about the probing if we first help with the yard work. | 1.2577 | 0.05538 | 97 | 77 | 15 | 5 |
1985 | I really believe we got the intelligent life form this time | 1.2577 | 0.05538 | 97 | 77 | 15 | 5 |
1986 | Quit playing with the food! | 1.2577 | 0.05728 | 97 | 78 | 13 | 6 |
1987 | A little oil and vinegar, salt and pepper and they are really quite tasty. | 1.2577 | 0.05538 | 97 | 77 | 15 | 5 |
1988 | Take us to your Roomba. | 1.2577 | 0.05340 | 97 | 76 | 17 | 4 |
1989 | I wonder how he knows that we are Vegan. | 1.2577 | 0.05538 | 97 | 77 | 15 | 5 |
1990 | Bwah ha ha! Crop circles. Cow mutilation. Old hat. Can't wait to see what conspiracy theories come of this! | 1.2577 | 0.05340 | 97 | 76 | 17 | 4 |
1991 | You’re such a neat freak | 1.2577 | 0.04811 | 97 | 76 | 18 | 3 |
1992 | He thinks we’re A.I. lawn service. Fooled another one. | 1.2577 | 0.05538 | 97 | 77 | 15 | 5 |
1993 | Discovers rakes and leaves | 1.2577 | 0.05340 | 97 | 76 | 17 | 4 |
1994 | Forget the leaves. Please take me with you! | 1.2577 | 0.06092 | 97 | 80 | 9 | 8 |
1995 | We must find out why earthlings collect them. | 1.2577 | 0.04698 | 97 | 73 | 23 | 1 |
1996 | Hate to see ‘em go, but love to watch ‘em leave. | 1.2577 | 0.04087 | 97 | 78 | 16 | 3 |
1997 | Toilet paper shortages hit far and wide. | 1.2577 | 0.05340 | 97 | 76 | 17 | 4 |
1998 | I see it's still 2020 | 1.2577 | 0.05340 | 97 | 76 | 17 | 4 |
1999 | Now all we need is wax paper and crayons | 1.2577 | 0.05538 | 97 | 77 | 15 | 5 |
2000 | Okay, now you can put a monolith here | 1.2577 | 0.04922 | 97 | 74 | 21 | 2 |
2001 | Abort mission - I heard him cough. | 1.2577 | 0.05538 | 97 | 77 | 15 | 5 |
2002 | See? They do still rake leaves” “..What? I said they don’t be-lieve” “Oh | 1.2577 | 0.05728 | 97 | 78 | 13 | 6 |
2003 | Many beams make light work. | 1.2577 | 0.05340 | 97 | 76 | 17 | 4 |
2004 | I hope you’re not planning on another one of those ridiculous art projects again | 1.2577 | 0.05135 | 97 | 75 | 19 | 3 |
2005 | Don't make eye contact, just grab them and go... | 1.2577 | 0.05538 | 97 | 77 | 15 | 5 |
2006 | Making one man feel useless at a time | 1.2577 | 0.05538 | 97 | 77 | 15 | 5 |
2007 | Thanks for the help, but I was promised a probe. | 1.2577 | 0.05538 | 97 | 77 | 15 | 5 |
2008 | So the joke is we put them back when they’re sleeping? Frank you’re the worst, I love it | 1.2577 | 0.05538 | 97 | 77 | 15 | 5 |
2009 | Missed! When was your last eye test? | 1.2576 | 0.06933 | 66 | 53 | 9 | 4 |
2010 | We don't touch those ones because they carry diseases. | 1.2568 | 0.06103 | 74 | 58 | 13 | 3 |
2011 | Our aim really isn't what it used to be. | 1.2568 | 0.05463 | 74 | 58 | 14 | 2 |
2012 | He says just put them in his neighbor's yard. | 1.2568 | 0.06399 | 74 | 59 | 11 | 4 |
2013 | They taste awful. I can't imagine why they harvest these things. | 1.2568 | 0.06399 | 74 | 59 | 11 | 4 |
2014 | Wouldn't you miss them if you decided to work from home planet? | 1.2561 | 0.05964 | 82 | 65 | 13 | 4 |
2015 | Because I also abhor vacuuming, that's why. | 1.2561 | 0.05964 | 82 | 65 | 13 | 4 |
2016 | This customer complains so do a good job. | 1.2561 | 0.05706 | 82 | 64 | 15 | 3 |
2017 | Honey, when did the gardeners get a drone? " | 1.2561 | 0.05435 | 82 | 63 | 17 | 2 |
2018 | You really don't understand our mission here. | 1.2561 | 0.05964 | 82 | 65 | 13 | 4 |
2019 | We ate leaves all the time when we lived in California back in the 60's. | 1.2561 | 0.05151 | 82 | 64 | 16 | 2 |
2020 | Maybe something intelligent is hiding in this pile. | 1.2561 | 0.06211 | 82 | 66 | 11 | 5 |
2021 | When you put them all back after he goes don't forget to spread them around. | 1.2556 | 0.05819 | 90 | 72 | 13 | 5 |
2022 | Mission schmission, I miss the good old days, when we could probe the humans too. | 1.2553 | 0.05440 | 94 | 74 | 16 | 4 |
2023 | What I said was ... We should LEAVE now! | 1.2553 | 0.05647 | 94 | 75 | 14 | 5 |
2024 | They're tasty, have a nice crunch, and only come out once a year | 1.2553 | 0.05226 | 94 | 73 | 18 | 3 |
2025 | At this rate, we'll never rake in enough to get home. | 1.2553 | 0.05440 | 94 | 74 | 16 | 4 |
2026 | Take em to Area 54 | 1.2553 | 0.05647 | 94 | 75 | 14 | 5 |
2027 | Ah great- the tractor beam is jammed again. This is the last time we do abductions in the fall. | 1.2553 | 0.05002 | 94 | 72 | 20 | 2 |
2028 | And when I put her in reverse, it turns into a leaf blower! | 1.2553 | 0.05440 | 94 | 74 | 16 | 4 |
2029 | Y’all come back next year, ya hear? | 1.2553 | 0.05846 | 94 | 76 | 12 | 6 |
2030 | Look, Earthling... times are tough in space too. We had to find a side hustle. | 1.2553 | 0.05226 | 94 | 73 | 18 | 3 |
2031 | You can deep fry these and I believe they're tastier and cheaper than potato chips. | 1.2553 | 0.05440 | 94 | 74 | 16 | 4 |
2032 | Hey, space ranger, your aim is off again. | 1.2553 | 0.05226 | 94 | 73 | 18 | 3 |
2033 | ‘Snack mode is a lot less fun since the beam’s gone vegan.’ | 1.2553 | 0.05647 | 94 | 75 | 14 | 5 |
2034 | We're gonna need a bigger bag! | 1.2553 | 0.05647 | 94 | 75 | 14 | 5 |
2035 | To hell with "intergalactic cooperation" - we sell them the leaf-Roomba technology and go buy a private island. | 1.2553 | 0.05647 | 94 | 75 | 14 | 5 |
2036 | We’ll be leaving soon. | 1.2553 | 0.05440 | 94 | 74 | 16 | 4 |
2037 | This is certainly an improvement over those damn noisy leaf blowers | 1.2553 | 0.05440 | 94 | 74 | 16 | 4 |
2038 | These earth children are much cuter than the parents. | 1.2553 | 0.05647 | 94 | 75 | 14 | 5 |
2039 | The fun part is the look on his face when we spread them around the yard again. | 1.2553 | 0.05647 | 94 | 75 | 14 | 5 |
2040 | Order misunderstood : told to leave the planet ? | 1.2553 | 0.05226 | 94 | 73 | 18 | 3 |
2041 | They still don't understand the value of composting. | 1.2553 | 0.05647 | 94 | 75 | 14 | 5 |
2042 | What a strange life form! He doesn't look at all upset that we're sucking up the remains of his departed loved ones. | 1.2553 | 0.05647 | 94 | 75 | 14 | 5 |
2043 | I tell you they must be valuable. Humans spend hours collecting them and putting them into special containers. The government has a special department that collects the containers. | 1.2553 | 0.05846 | 94 | 76 | 12 | 6 |
2044 | I love it when we get to demonstrate the vacuum of space. | 1.2553 | 0.05440 | 94 | 74 | 16 | 4 |
2045 | Let's give this Earthling a rake break and get him back on the couch for more of that football. | 1.2553 | 0.05440 | 94 | 74 | 16 | 4 |
2046 | I can't wait to spread these all over a clean lawn. | 1.2553 | 0.05647 | 94 | 75 | 14 | 5 |
2047 | Start the steal. | 1.2553 | 0.05846 | 94 | 76 | 12 | 6 |
2048 | We'll have to ask them to take us to their weeder. | 1.2553 | 0.05647 | 94 | 75 | 14 | 5 |
2049 | Just think. They threw all this good fuel away. | 1.2553 | 0.04125 | 94 | 76 | 15 | 3 |
2050 | Best $20 I've ever spent. | 1.2553 | 0.05846 | 94 | 76 | 12 | 6 |
2051 | Seeing is be-leaving, man! | 1.2553 | 0.05226 | 94 | 73 | 18 | 3 |
2052 | Why does everyone just let us steal this stuff? | 1.2553 | 0.05226 | 94 | 73 | 18 | 3 |
2053 | Beam 'em up. Let's see what they're collecting. | 1.2553 | 0.05226 | 94 | 73 | 18 | 3 |
2054 | Almost done raking the leaves, hon! | 1.2553 | 0.04886 | 94 | 74 | 17 | 3 |
2055 | They're more difficult to probe, but much easier to compost. | 1.2553 | 0.05002 | 94 | 72 | 20 | 2 |
2056 | Not what I meant by 'leaving earth'. | 1.2553 | 0.04768 | 94 | 71 | 22 | 1 |
2057 | Calm down, Zoltar. They’re always taking OUR stuff...! | 1.2553 | 0.05846 | 94 | 76 | 12 | 6 |
2058 | We'll start small. | 1.2553 | 0.05846 | 94 | 76 | 12 | 6 |
2059 | Pretty sure the boss said "leader," not "leafer." | 1.2553 | 0.05647 | 94 | 75 | 14 | 5 |
2060 | Their puny tools are no match for our advanced technology. | 1.2553 | 0.05647 | 94 | 75 | 14 | 5 |
2061 | Ask not what the earthlings can do for you,but what you can do for the earthlings. | 1.2553 | 0.05002 | 94 | 72 | 20 | 2 |
2062 | Should we ask him to move over a bit? | 1.2553 | 0.05226 | 94 | 73 | 18 | 3 |
2063 | Our left, not HIS left. What are you, a human? | 1.2553 | 0.05002 | 94 | 72 | 20 | 2 |
2064 | He still looks unhappy. Beam down some more of our currency. | 1.2553 | 0.05440 | 94 | 74 | 16 | 4 |
2065 | Mars needs mulch. | 1.2553 | 0.05440 | 94 | 74 | 16 | 4 |
2066 | Fascinating! The carbon slug hoards and then discards these specimens while seemingly unaware of their exquisite taste! | 1.2553 | 0.05226 | 94 | 73 | 18 | 3 |
2067 | After what we put him through last night it’s the least we could do. | 1.2553 | 0.05002 | 94 | 72 | 20 | 2 |
2068 | I don't know. It must be some sort of offering. | 1.2553 | 0.05226 | 94 | 73 | 18 | 3 |
2069 | Quick. We must stop him before he hoards all the toilet wipes. | 1.2553 | 0.05440 | 94 | 74 | 16 | 4 |
2070 | There's always "that guy" who has to check that we've picked up everything. | 1.2553 | 0.05226 | 94 | 73 | 18 | 3 |
2071 | Zyptor knew the others on the ship were snickering at his poor aim. | 1.2553 | 0.05226 | 94 | 73 | 18 | 3 |
2072 | It's the least we can do...he's on tonight's probe list | 1.2553 | 0.05647 | 94 | 75 | 14 | 5 |
2073 | I take it we are leafing. | 1.2553 | 0.05002 | 94 | 72 | 20 | 2 |
2074 | I call this a interstellar galactic calculated act of random kindness! | 1.2553 | 0.05440 | 94 | 74 | 16 | 4 |
2075 | When I said it was time to "leave" I meant let's go! | 1.2553 | 0.05226 | 94 | 73 | 18 | 3 |
2076 | We must find what makes these things so collectible. | 1.2553 | 0.05440 | 94 | 74 | 16 | 4 |
2077 | I hear what you're saying, but just wait until you jump in these things! | 1.2553 | 0.05440 | 94 | 74 | 16 | 4 |
2078 | And here they thought we were the bad guys | 1.2553 | 0.05647 | 94 | 75 | 14 | 5 |
2079 | At this moment, Bob realized the aliens were extratreeestrial. | 1.2553 | 0.05226 | 94 | 73 | 18 | 3 |
2080 | Gee, everyone has a side hustle these days. | 1.2553 | 0.05647 | 94 | 75 | 14 | 5 |
2081 | Gives him something to talk about on zoom. | 1.2553 | 0.05846 | 94 | 76 | 12 | 6 |
2082 | This is the best of what’s left after 2020. Wait, dead leaves can’t catch COVID-19, right? | 1.2553 | 0.05647 | 94 | 77 | 11 | 6 |
2083 | Let take these before they are secured in vessels and collected by the larger angry humans in the huge transporters | 1.2553 | 0.05846 | 94 | 76 | 12 | 6 |
2084 | We'll take these votes for future use. | 1.2553 | 0.05846 | 94 | 76 | 12 | 6 |
2085 | Screw the leaves, I wanna probe this guy. | 1.2553 | 0.06038 | 94 | 77 | 10 | 7 |
2086 | We ran out of TP for the probing. | 1.2553 | 0.03527 | 94 | 76 | 16 | 2 |
2087 | Idiot! You said “take us to your leafer.” | 1.2553 | 0.05440 | 94 | 74 | 16 | 4 |
2088 | ‘Yes, let’s salvage the earth... leave the earthling.’ | 1.2553 | 0.05647 | 94 | 75 | 14 | 5 |
2089 | Let me guess 🙄 you forgot to put on your contacts this morning!🤪 | 1.2553 | 0.05440 | 94 | 74 | 16 | 4 |
2090 | Quick, beam it up! That's the first sign of intelligent life we've found. | 1.2553 | 0.05647 | 94 | 75 | 14 | 5 |
2091 | He looks pissed, I hope that rake’s not loaded. | 1.2551 | 0.05487 | 98 | 78 | 15 | 5 |
2092 | We wanted to visit and leaf nothing behind | 1.2551 | 0.05487 | 98 | 78 | 15 | 5 |
2093 | "There's no way you passed the Beam Deployment Test." | 1.2532 | 0.06101 | 79 | 63 | 12 | 4 |
2094 | You idiot! I said "tractor beam". That's the leaf blower! | 1.2532 | 0.05829 | 79 | 62 | 14 | 3 |
2095 | Just a little more to the right cadet! | 1.2532 | 0.05544 | 79 | 61 | 16 | 2 |
2096 | Nice going, you missed him | 1.2532 | 0.06361 | 79 | 64 | 10 | 5 |
2097 | I almost forgot our souvenirs. | 1.2532 | 0.06101 | 79 | 63 | 12 | 4 |
2098 | We will abduct him later. | 1.2527 | 0.05086 | 91 | 70 | 19 | 2 |
2099 | It's "Take me to your leader" dummy. Not "Take me to your leafer." | 1.2527 | 0.05086 | 91 | 70 | 19 | 2 |
2100 | This sucks. | 1.2527 | 0.05762 | 91 | 73 | 13 | 5 |
2101 | Think you misunderstood, the boss said observe than pick-up and leave.” | 1.2527 | 0.05321 | 91 | 71 | 17 | 3 |
2102 | They still don't know cheap fuel when they see it. | 1.2527 | 0.06171 | 91 | 75 | 9 | 7 |
2103 | He’s herding them so carefully, they must be important. We’ll have to study them carefully. | 1.2527 | 0.05762 | 91 | 73 | 13 | 5 |
2104 | He put them in a pile just for us. | 1.2527 | 0.05321 | 91 | 71 | 17 | 3 |
2105 | You're welcome! | 1.2527 | 0.05086 | 91 | 70 | 19 | 2 |
2106 | Since you're new to this we'll start with something small. | 1.2527 | 0.05546 | 91 | 72 | 15 | 4 |
2107 | It’s my way of saying thanks in advance for all the anal probing. | 1.2527 | 0.06366 | 91 | 76 | 7 | 8 |
2108 | "Let's do a leaf collection, teacher!" You said. Our planet doesn't have any trees, you moron | 1.2527 | 0.05970 | 91 | 74 | 11 | 6 |
2109 | Well, there’s something you don’t see every day. | 1.2527 | 0.05762 | 91 | 73 | 13 | 5 |
2110 | I’ll bet he’s sorry to see those go. | 1.2527 | 0.05086 | 91 | 70 | 19 | 2 |
2111 | They have no idea how much these things are worth on Alpha Centauri. | 1.2527 | 0.05762 | 91 | 73 | 13 | 5 |
2112 | Trolling the Earthling | 1.2527 | 0.05546 | 91 | 72 | 15 | 4 |
2113 | He's too happy to be afraid. | 1.2527 | 0.05546 | 91 | 72 | 15 | 4 |
2114 | Roomba XXXX | 1.2527 | 0.05762 | 91 | 73 | 13 | 5 |
2115 | Oh my gosh look at us! We're picking up the leaves! We're just like the humans, "Hi my name's Albert, sure is a cold one" haha! Oh man this tour is awesome! Let's do the gutters next! | 1.2527 | 0.05762 | 91 | 73 | 13 | 5 |
2116 | Have you ever done basement clean-outs? | 1.2527 | 0.05762 | 91 | 73 | 13 | 5 |
2117 | They must be very valuable if he is herding, capturing and collecting them. | 1.2527 | 0.05762 | 91 | 73 | 13 | 5 |
2118 | The reviews were right. Their service is out of this world. | 1.2527 | 0.05970 | 91 | 74 | 11 | 6 |
2119 | Don't sweat it! As far as the earthling's concerned, we're just another couple of illegal aliens doing landscaping work. | 1.2527 | 0.05546 | 91 | 72 | 15 | 4 |
2120 | Plus, it's so much quieter than a leaf blower. | 1.2527 | 0.05546 | 91 | 72 | 15 | 4 |
2121 | He gets only five minutes of help for that quarter. | 1.2527 | 0.05546 | 91 | 72 | 15 | 4 |
2122 | Of course they're valuable. Look at the stunned expression on this one's face. | 1.2527 | 0.05546 | 91 | 72 | 15 | 4 |
2123 | The sensor indicates that these are the “humans” we have been looking for. Let’s take a few for further study. | 1.2527 | 0.05546 | 91 | 72 | 15 | 4 |
2124 | Damnit. So close! | 1.2527 | 0.05762 | 91 | 73 | 13 | 5 |
2125 | They must be special otherwise why would he be gathering them up? | 1.2527 | 0.05321 | 91 | 71 | 17 | 3 |
2126 | They keep gathering these, must be valuable. | 1.2527 | 0.05762 | 91 | 73 | 13 | 5 |
2127 | Ummmm...you've pressed the eco mode again. | 1.2527 | 0.05321 | 91 | 71 | 17 | 3 |
2128 | Just over the fence to the right | 1.2527 | 0.05970 | 91 | 74 | 11 | 6 |
2129 | Let's drop it in his neighbors backyard and see what happens. | 1.2527 | 0.05321 | 91 | 71 | 17 | 3 |
2130 | Intergalactic Outsource Co. At your service. No task too small! | 1.2527 | 0.05321 | 91 | 71 | 17 | 3 |
2131 | Looks like Dyson is trying to one-up Elon Musk. | 1.2527 | 0.05762 | 91 | 73 | 13 | 5 |
2132 | Let's steal them before they learn how to use them. | 1.2527 | 0.05321 | 91 | 71 | 17 | 3 |
2133 | I miss the old probing days | 1.2527 | 0.05970 | 91 | 74 | 11 | 6 |
2134 | You try parallel hovering and beaming at the same time! | 1.2527 | 0.05762 | 91 | 73 | 13 | 5 |
2135 | He doesn't know why he has to rake them into piles, and we don't know why we have to beam them up. | 1.2527 | 0.05321 | 91 | 71 | 17 | 3 |
2136 | I’d rather take the leaves. | 1.2527 | 0.05086 | 91 | 70 | 19 | 2 |
2137 | You have more than enough going on, let us do this for you | 1.2527 | 0.05321 | 91 | 71 | 17 | 3 |
2138 | No, I said ‘let’s LEAVE!’ | 1.2527 | 0.05546 | 91 | 72 | 15 | 4 |
2139 | This is the third time today, Mabel. I think we can both agree - you need eyeglasses. | 1.2527 | 0.05321 | 91 | 71 | 17 | 3 |
2140 | Job’s gonna get a lot more difficult if they ever figure out the leaf-to-fuel conversion equation | 1.2527 | 0.05086 | 91 | 70 | 19 | 2 |
2141 | How lucky we came at harvest time. | 1.2526 | 0.05389 | 95 | 75 | 16 | 4 |
2142 | We've got to find a more lucrative use for this ship. | 1.2526 | 0.05593 | 95 | 76 | 14 | 5 |
2143 | Do you mind getting the dog poop too? | 1.2526 | 0.05593 | 95 | 76 | 14 | 5 |
2144 | Good, you chose the higher life form to study ! | 1.2526 | 0.05177 | 95 | 74 | 18 | 3 |
2145 | Unfortunately for Bill, space aliens do not yet have the technology to harvest leaves directly from trees | 1.2526 | 0.05980 | 95 | 78 | 10 | 7 |
2146 | The deal is - we do Fred's yardwork and he stops bugging us to probe him. | 1.2526 | 0.05389 | 95 | 75 | 16 | 4 |
2147 | This time WE will tally the votes! | 1.2526 | 0.05593 | 95 | 76 | 14 | 5 |
2148 | Now once you’ve picked them all up, put them back on the tree | 1.2526 | 0.05593 | 95 | 76 | 14 | 5 |
2149 | They say their money grows on trees. | 1.2526 | 0.05790 | 95 | 77 | 12 | 6 |
2150 | Now that you mention it, "take me to your leafer" doesn't sound right. | 1.2526 | 0.05177 | 95 | 74 | 18 | 3 |
2151 | Santa said this is the guy who asked for a vacuum cleaner every Christmas since 1990 | 1.2526 | 0.05389 | 95 | 75 | 16 | 4 |
2152 | They never learn. We raid this one every year just after harvest. | 1.2526 | 0.05177 | 95 | 74 | 18 | 3 |
2153 | They spend hours collecting these so they gotta be good. | 1.2526 | 0.04482 | 95 | 71 | 24 | 0 |
2154 | You think he's happy now just wait to see his reaction when we come back this winter and clear the snow from his driveway. | 1.2526 | 0.05790 | 95 | 77 | 12 | 6 |
2155 | You'd think they'd appear a little more grateful, wouldn't you? | 1.2526 | 0.05593 | 95 | 76 | 14 | 5 |
2156 | They just waste valuable organic matter. | 1.2526 | 0.05177 | 95 | 74 | 18 | 3 |
2157 | It's a sign we come in peace. | 1.2526 | 0.04956 | 95 | 73 | 20 | 2 |
2158 | If earthlings collect them they must be valuable. | 1.2526 | 0.05980 | 95 | 78 | 10 | 7 |
2159 | I hate that you became a vegetarian, that human looks tasty. | 1.2526 | 0.05980 | 95 | 78 | 10 | 7 |
2160 | Leaf long and prosper, my son. | 1.2526 | 0.05790 | 95 | 77 | 12 | 6 |
2161 | These lazy earthlings expect illegal aliens to do their landscaping work. | 1.2526 | 0.05790 | 95 | 77 | 12 | 6 |
2162 | This baffling human behavior requires further investigation. | 1.2526 | 0.05593 | 95 | 76 | 14 | 5 |
2163 | I knew they were going to start outsourcing but from JUPITER!? | 1.2526 | 0.05790 | 95 | 77 | 12 | 6 |
2164 | Yep, just collected our first specimen. | 1.2526 | 0.05177 | 95 | 74 | 18 | 3 |
2165 | I took the pile once. Now he LEAVES it for me every week. | 1.2526 | 0.05593 | 95 | 76 | 14 | 5 |
2166 | So THATS why they’re called leaves | 1.2526 | 0.05177 | 95 | 74 | 18 | 3 |
2167 | I heard this helps with wildfires | 1.2526 | 0.05389 | 95 | 75 | 16 | 4 |
2168 | Get us out of here! | 1.2526 | 0.05593 | 95 | 76 | 14 | 5 |
2169 | You sure they said 'leafer'? | 1.2525 | 0.05044 | 99 | 77 | 19 | 3 |
2170 | How much for the front lawn? | 1.2525 | 0.05044 | 99 | 77 | 19 | 3 |
2171 | One small leaf-pile for a man, one giant leaf-pile for alienkind. | 1.2500 | 0.05492 | 92 | 73 | 15 | 4 |
2172 | This look is called "GRATITUDE. Next, I'll show you ANGER. | 1.2500 | 0.05421 | 88 | 69 | 16 | 3 |
2173 | Don't forget to come back for the snow. | 1.2500 | 0.05492 | 92 | 73 | 15 | 4 |
2174 | I'm sorry I'm going to have to fail you. You can try again next month to get your Abduction License. | 1.2500 | 0.05175 | 88 | 68 | 18 | 2 |
2175 | wrong ballots, idiot | 1.2500 | 0.04916 | 88 | 67 | 20 | 1 |
2176 | So then my dad says 'If you were really independent, you'd keep your planet tidy' | 1.2500 | 0.06063 | 68 | 55 | 10 | 3 |
2177 | I already tested the tall one. Let's see if there's intelligent life in the smaller, leafy ones. | 1.2500 | 0.05492 | 92 | 73 | 15 | 4 |
2178 | Gerald congratulated himself for making the bold decision to hire that new lawn maintenance company. | 1.2500 | 0.04642 | 88 | 69 | 18 | 1 |
2179 | Don’t forget my wife | 1.2500 | 0.05883 | 88 | 71 | 12 | 5 |
2180 | Now what will I pretend to do out here everyday? | 1.2500 | 0.06101 | 88 | 72 | 10 | 6 |
2181 | No mask... just take the leaves | 1.2500 | 0.06485 | 72 | 58 | 10 | 4 |
2182 | BE PATIENT, ALIEN IN TRAINING | 1.2500 | 0.05657 | 88 | 70 | 14 | 4 |
2183 | "I still say earthlings don't know what turning over a new leaf means if this all we ever see them doing for their planet" | 1.2472 | 0.05824 | 89 | 72 | 12 | 5 |
2184 | These will be delicious with a little fresh garlic. | 1.2472 | 0.05824 | 89 | 72 | 12 | 5 |
2185 | Enough with the good deeds! | 1.2472 | 0.05367 | 89 | 70 | 16 | 3 |
2186 | We have seen stranger forms of currency on other planets. | 1.2472 | 0.05367 | 89 | 70 | 16 | 3 |
2187 | Goop says kale is passé | 1.2472 | 0.05124 | 89 | 69 | 18 | 2 |
2188 | This is so much quieter than leaf blowers. | 1.2472 | 0.05824 | 89 | 72 | 12 | 5 |
2189 | I bet he didn’t expect to get them back so quickly. - if at all | 1.2472 | 0.06039 | 89 | 73 | 10 | 6 |
2190 | This is the moment when Ted realized he's been doing this all wrong. | 1.2472 | 0.05124 | 89 | 69 | 18 | 2 |
2191 | Wait until you try them - the crunch is unbelievable! | 1.2472 | 0.05367 | 89 | 70 | 16 | 3 |
2192 | I can’t wait to blow these all over Borg’s planet. | 1.2472 | 0.05600 | 89 | 71 | 14 | 4 |
2193 | Four Seasons Total Landscaping IS out of this world. | 1.2472 | 0.06039 | 89 | 73 | 10 | 6 |
2194 | He will keep telling this to everyone until they lock him up. | 1.2472 | 0.05600 | 89 | 71 | 14 | 4 |
2195 | They are very obsessed with these things. Let's beam some up to see why. | 1.2472 | 0.05367 | 89 | 70 | 16 | 3 |
2196 | They marketed it as more environmentally friendly than compost. | 1.2472 | 0.05367 | 89 | 70 | 16 | 3 |
2197 | It's minimum wage work, but better than nothing. | 1.2472 | 0.05367 | 89 | 70 | 16 | 3 |
2198 | The new Leaf Roomba is designed to look like a spacecraft. | 1.2472 | 0.05367 | 89 | 70 | 16 | 3 |
2199 | I bet you five Martian clams he doesn't even say, "thanks." | 1.2472 | 0.06039 | 89 | 73 | 10 | 6 |
2200 | Shake it off. Tractor beaming takes practice. I once sucked up a cow. | 1.2472 | 0.05600 | 89 | 71 | 14 | 4 |
2201 | Now I see why SpaceX bought the Roomba! | 1.2472 | 0.05367 | 89 | 70 | 16 | 3 |
2202 | I know what he’s thinking. Can I order one of these from Amazon? | 1.2472 | 0.05600 | 89 | 71 | 14 | 4 |
2203 | All these years, I thought it was “Take me to your leader.” | 1.2472 | 0.05367 | 89 | 70 | 16 | 3 |
2204 | We don't want them on our yard either | 1.2472 | 0.05367 | 89 | 70 | 16 | 3 |
2205 | Don’t you just love migrating and stealing jobs? | 1.2472 | 0.05124 | 89 | 69 | 18 | 2 |
2206 | If I resell these on EGalaxy, I'll make, like 50 bingboinks easy. | 1.2472 | 0.05824 | 89 | 72 | 12 | 5 |
2207 | The humans are collecting this, it must be valuable. | 1.2472 | 0.05124 | 89 | 69 | 18 | 2 |
2208 | And you think this is the best chance of finding intelligent life here? | 1.2472 | 0.05367 | 89 | 70 | 16 | 3 |
2209 | These must be very valuable. He's collected every, single one." | 1.2472 | 0.05124 | 89 | 69 | 18 | 2 |
2210 | You would think humans wouldn’t be this incompetent after so many years. | 1.2472 | 0.05124 | 89 | 69 | 18 | 2 |
2211 | Would it have killed you to do that before I raked them up? | 1.2472 | 0.05600 | 89 | 71 | 14 | 4 |
2212 | They have no idea how much these are worth on Pluto. | 1.2472 | 0.05367 | 89 | 70 | 16 | 3 |
2213 | So nice of them to gather the food into such nice piles for us. It's so much easier to beam them up this way. | 1.2472 | 0.05367 | 89 | 70 | 16 | 3 |
2214 | Orders / Shmorders! This will make a great mulch for my raised bed on Zorplatd! | 1.2472 | 0.05600 | 89 | 71 | 14 | 4 |
2215 | I told you not to snack between Saturn and Jupiter. | 1.2472 | 0.05124 | 89 | 69 | 18 | 2 |
2216 | Take me to your ‘leafer’??? Gort, let me see that Earthling phrase book you downloaded. | 1.2472 | 0.05367 | 89 | 70 | 16 | 3 |
2217 | Wait until he's back in the house before you spread them around the yard again. Best stress test ever for this species! | 1.2472 | 0.05367 | 89 | 70 | 16 | 3 |
2218 | These toilet paper shortages have really gotten out of control. | 1.2472 | 0.05367 | 89 | 70 | 16 | 3 |
2219 | It’s the least we can do. No one will ever believe him again. | 1.2472 | 0.05824 | 89 | 72 | 12 | 5 |
2220 | Well, someone in the galaxy is making alternative fuels work | 1.2472 | 0.05124 | 89 | 69 | 18 | 2 |
2221 | When it comes to providing help, it's best to start slowly. | 1.2472 | 0.05124 | 89 | 69 | 18 | 2 |
2222 | All this time he’s been blaming his neighbor | 1.2472 | 0.05600 | 89 | 71 | 14 | 4 |
2223 | Bad aim. You keep abducting garbage. | 1.2472 | 0.05824 | 89 | 72 | 12 | 5 |
2224 | This job really sucks. | 1.2472 | 0.04868 | 89 | 68 | 20 | 1 |
2225 | If they go through all the effort of raking it up, it must be valuable." | 1.2472 | 0.05367 | 89 | 70 | 16 | 3 |
2226 | You can jump into the next pile. | 1.2472 | 0.04868 | 89 | 68 | 20 | 1 |
2227 | We'll study these earthly offerings, keep the best specimen, and drop-scatter all the others back here later tonight. | 1.2472 | 0.05600 | 89 | 71 | 14 | 4 |
2228 | Remember our directive: Beams shoots and leaves. Or is it: Beam, shoot and leave? | 1.2472 | 0.06039 | 89 | 73 | 10 | 6 |
2229 | Why would he hoard them if they weren't worth a fortune? | 1.2472 | 0.05600 | 89 | 71 | 14 | 4 |
2230 | I thought you guys came on Tuesday? | 1.2472 | 0.05824 | 89 | 72 | 12 | 5 |
2231 | Well, I did say "the intelligent life." | 1.2472 | 0.05367 | 89 | 70 | 16 | 3 |
2232 | See, honey, you just suck 'em all up and spit 'em on top of him. Haha! | 1.2472 | 0.06039 | 89 | 73 | 10 | 6 |
2233 | Hurry up Scottie! He worked hard collecting these things! Let’s go! | 1.2472 | 0.05367 | 89 | 70 | 16 | 3 |
2234 | It's nice of him to collect them for us. | 1.2472 | 0.05367 | 89 | 70 | 16 | 3 |
2235 | I'm glad we waited for him to rake them into a pile. | 1.2472 | 0.05600 | 89 | 71 | 14 | 4 |
2236 | Close, thank you. But can you try again? I really must have that hat! | 1.2472 | 0.05600 | 89 | 71 | 14 | 4 |
2237 | Twenty-five dollars seems to be a low price to perform this service. | 1.2472 | 0.03494 | 89 | 74 | 13 | 2 |
2238 | Since he clearly values them so much, he should feel friendly toward us once we've brought him a few more loads. | 1.2472 | 0.06039 | 89 | 73 | 10 | 6 |
2239 | Hey, we've got a small ship and a long trip. How about going a little lighter on the roughage? | 1.2472 | 0.05367 | 89 | 70 | 16 | 3 |
2240 | Yes, and bottles and cans on Thursdays. | 1.2472 | 0.05367 | 89 | 70 | 16 | 3 |
2241 | After the taste test, could you throw them back in another yard? | 1.2472 | 0.05367 | 89 | 70 | 16 | 3 |
2242 | I agree this is rarely worth it, but the payoff when there's a small child inside is huge. | 1.2472 | 0.05600 | 89 | 71 | 14 | 4 |
2243 | You need glasses... | 1.2472 | 0.05600 | 89 | 71 | 14 | 4 |
2244 | I have no clue but they must be really tasty! | 1.2472 | 0.05367 | 89 | 70 | 16 | 3 |
2245 | Take these to my neighbor !! | 1.2472 | 0.05124 | 89 | 69 | 18 | 2 |
2246 | They taste great with blueberries and milk. | 1.2472 | 0.05824 | 89 | 72 | 12 | 5 |
2247 | One man’s trash. . . | 1.2472 | 0.05367 | 89 | 70 | 16 | 3 |
2248 | It's the least we can do to repay him for picking his brain. | 1.2472 | 0.06247 | 89 | 74 | 8 | 7 |
2249 | I need them for my space crafts. | 1.2472 | 0.05600 | 89 | 71 | 14 | 4 |
2250 | When we arrive home we can burn these and roast potatoes in the fire. | 1.2472 | 0.05367 | 89 | 70 | 16 | 3 |
2251 | Lucky for us,they don’t know the value of leaves. | 1.2472 | 0.05600 | 89 | 71 | 14 | 4 |
2252 | Do you also do lawns? | 1.2472 | 0.06039 | 89 | 73 | 10 | 6 |
2253 | careful 6 feet apart | 1.2472 | 0.05932 | 89 | 75 | 7 | 7 |
2254 | I told them you were real,but no one would believe me. Seems they were all Trumpers. They only believe in the creatures from outer space Donald tells them to believe in. | 1.2472 | 0.05824 | 89 | 72 | 12 | 5 |
2255 | And to think they're still using petroleum. | 1.2472 | 0.05600 | 89 | 71 | 14 | 4 |
2256 | Ya need to leave a few, so it doesn't look unreal . . . | 1.2472 | 0.05824 | 89 | 72 | 12 | 5 |
2257 | It's simply amazing how much this upsets them. | 1.2472 | 0.05600 | 89 | 71 | 14 | 4 |
2258 | I've always wanted to try composting. | 1.2472 | 0.05247 | 89 | 72 | 13 | 4 |
2259 | I think the earthling is grateful, but not particularly impressed. Show him what the heat ray can do. | 1.2472 | 0.05600 | 89 | 71 | 14 | 4 |
2260 | We can learn much from what they collect. | 1.2472 | 0.05367 | 89 | 70 | 16 | 3 |
2261 | This is not the fall we came to prevent. | 1.2472 | 0.05600 | 89 | 71 | 14 | 4 |
2262 | Yes. Leaves first. Then we probe him in his nest. | 1.2472 | 0.05367 | 89 | 70 | 16 | 3 |
2263 | Do you take Venmo? | 1.2472 | 0.05367 | 89 | 70 | 16 | 3 |
2264 | We’ll gain his trust by making him think this is a new Amazon service. | 1.2472 | 0.05600 | 89 | 71 | 14 | 4 |
2265 | Our instructions were to collect samples of all intelligent life forms | 1.2472 | 0.05367 | 89 | 70 | 16 | 3 |
2266 | I hear they’re really fun to walk on, we can get him later. | 1.2472 | 0.05600 | 89 | 71 | 14 | 4 |
2267 | I told you Zorts, this is a perfect way to fit in with the locals | 1.2472 | 0.05600 | 89 | 71 | 14 | 4 |
2268 | A little more up and to the right next time. | 1.2472 | 0.05367 | 89 | 70 | 16 | 3 |
2269 | They're so easily entertained. | 1.2472 | 0.05600 | 89 | 71 | 14 | 4 |
2270 | This new leaf blower is out of this world | 1.2472 | 0.05367 | 89 | 70 | 16 | 3 |
2271 | After all these years, Jim is now certain that raking leaves is an intergalactic fools' errand. | 1.2472 | 0.05367 | 89 | 70 | 16 | 3 |
2272 | I dry them and encase in epoxy resin - part of my new mixed media project focusing on loss." | 1.2472 | 0.05600 | 89 | 71 | 14 | 4 |
2273 | No point having superior technology if you can’t show off sometimes | 1.2472 | 0.06247 | 89 | 74 | 8 | 7 |
2274 | I think we were supposed to ask for their leader, not leafer. | 1.2472 | 0.05367 | 89 | 70 | 16 | 3 |
2275 | I know we're superior beings from light years away, but a job is a job. | 1.2472 | 0.05600 | 89 | 71 | 14 | 4 |
2276 | They won't evolve if you keep doing their work. | 1.2472 | 0.05124 | 89 | 69 | 18 | 2 |
2277 | He's going to figure out we took his dog last week! | 1.2472 | 0.05367 | 89 | 70 | 16 | 3 |
2278 | He won't mind. They haven't solved the green energy puzzle yet. | 1.2472 | 0.05367 | 89 | 70 | 16 | 3 |
2279 | Eat shoots leaves. | 1.2472 | 0.05124 | 89 | 69 | 18 | 2 |
2280 | Ok, fine...but after this we leave. | 1.2472 | 0.05367 | 89 | 70 | 16 | 3 |
2281 | Interrogation should be easy; Heard they crumble just like that! | 1.2472 | 0.05824 | 89 | 72 | 12 | 5 |
2282 | I'm really tired of Commander Blorg's scavenger hunts. | 1.2472 | 0.05824 | 89 | 72 | 12 | 5 |
2283 | I’m sure he said take me to your leafer | 1.2472 | 0.05824 | 89 | 72 | 12 | 5 |
2284 | When we send them back, they won't remember a thing. | 1.2472 | 0.05600 | 89 | 71 | 14 | 4 |
2285 | Henry's Springtime efforts in training the Martians paid off in the Fall. | 1.2472 | 0.05367 | 89 | 70 | 16 | 3 |
2286 | qaparHa'bej "Take me to your leafer"! | 1.2472 | 0.05600 | 89 | 71 | 14 | 4 |
2287 | Ah shoot, I missed. Can I have another $1? | 1.2472 | 0.05600 | 89 | 71 | 14 | 4 |
2288 | Can you beam them back down into Miller's yard there? | 1.2472 | 0.05124 | 89 | 69 | 18 | 2 |
2289 | Please don’t Leaf too soon! | 1.2472 | 0.05824 | 89 | 72 | 12 | 5 |
2290 | We came all the way out here for the foliage? | 1.2472 | 0.05367 | 89 | 70 | 16 | 3 |
2291 | I think we're going to need another garden waste bag | 1.2472 | 0.05367 | 89 | 70 | 16 | 3 |
2292 | Did he say "leafer' or "leader?" | 1.2472 | 0.05367 | 89 | 70 | 16 | 3 |
2293 | This seems more productive than crop circles to me. | 1.2472 | 0.05124 | 89 | 69 | 18 | 2 |
2294 | There goes the element of surprise | 1.2472 | 0.05367 | 89 | 70 | 16 | 3 |
2295 | They grow,collect,and store these things,it must be of high value. | 1.2472 | 0.05124 | 89 | 69 | 18 | 2 |
2296 | Is screwing with this guy's leaf pile really mission-related? | 1.2472 | 0.05367 | 89 | 70 | 16 | 3 |
2297 | You think he'll tip this time? | 1.2472 | 0.05367 | 89 | 70 | 16 | 3 |
2298 | Argh, you missed it again. Not the detritus, aim for the primitive tool holding the rake. | 1.2472 | 0.05824 | 89 | 72 | 12 | 5 |
2299 | They must be of value, the aliens put so much effort into gathering them! | 1.2472 | 0.05824 | 89 | 72 | 12 | 5 |
2300 | Chores are universal. | 1.2472 | 0.05824 | 89 | 72 | 12 | 5 |
2301 | They're the smartest beings we could find here, ma'am. | 1.2472 | 0.05367 | 89 | 70 | 16 | 3 |
2302 | I hope he doesn't think we are going to come back again next weekend. | 1.2472 | 0.05367 | 89 | 70 | 16 | 3 |
2303 | Leave the leaves,take the leaves,see if I care! | 1.2472 | 0.06247 | 89 | 74 | 8 | 7 |
2304 | I know you’re tempted to turn the blower on. | 1.2472 | 0.05600 | 89 | 71 | 14 | 4 |
2305 | I know they said to take the human, but he doesn't make that nice crunchy sound! | 1.2472 | 0.05600 | 89 | 71 | 14 | 4 |
2306 | Take me instead | 1.2472 | 0.05367 | 89 | 70 | 16 | 3 |
2307 | We couldn’t take it anymore. | 1.2472 | 0.05600 | 89 | 71 | 14 | 4 |
2308 | Oh, the new robot vacuum cleaner is here. I'll be losing my job. | 1.2472 | 0.05485 | 89 | 73 | 11 | 5 |
2309 | I was skeptical at first, but this has been your best pandemic side hustle idea so far. | 1.2472 | 0.06039 | 89 | 73 | 10 | 6 |
2310 | The search for intelligent life continues post election | 1.2472 | 0.06448 | 89 | 75 | 6 | 8 |
2311 | ‘And no one will ever believe him’ | 1.2472 | 0.05367 | 89 | 70 | 16 | 3 |
2312 | Check the gutters before you go. | 1.2472 | 0.06039 | 89 | 73 | 10 | 6 |
2313 | Did the president send you? | 1.2472 | 0.05367 | 89 | 70 | 16 | 3 |
2314 | I’m like 100% sure I packed the toilet paper. | 1.2472 | 0.05600 | 89 | 71 | 14 | 4 |
2315 | After his wife left him for his brother, his assistant was promoted over him and his cat moved next door, John thought his self respect had hit rock bottom. | 1.2472 | 0.05367 | 89 | 70 | 16 | 3 |
2316 | So then, are you gunna beam me down the mulch? | 1.2472 | 0.04868 | 89 | 68 | 20 | 1 |
2317 | We get to keep these AND he’s going to pay us to take them. | 1.2472 | 0.05124 | 89 | 69 | 18 | 2 |
2318 | Yes, there were easier leaf removal methods, but Todd was determined to impress the neighbors. | 1.2472 | 0.05600 | 89 | 71 | 14 | 4 |
2319 | This shall be the Fall of mankind. 🍂 | 1.2472 | 0.05824 | 89 | 72 | 12 | 5 |
2320 | Alright, nice. Next we’re going to practice parallel parking. | 1.2472 | 0.05367 | 89 | 70 | 16 | 3 |
2321 | We are going to be rich! | 1.2472 | 0.05600 | 89 | 71 | 14 | 4 |
2322 | This planet is just the best for scrapbooking. | 1.2472 | 0.04868 | 89 | 68 | 20 | 1 |
2323 | The dead leaves really have more value than humans at this point | 1.2472 | 0.06247 | 89 | 74 | 8 | 7 |
2324 | That's how we can steal their jobs! | 1.2472 | 0.05824 | 89 | 72 | 12 | 5 |
2325 | I said, 'Take your leave,' not 'le'—ah, forget it. | 1.2472 | 0.06039 | 89 | 73 | 10 | 6 |
2326 | Gorbzshog, we've been over this: Humans...you have to abduct HUMANS!! | 1.2472 | 0.05600 | 89 | 71 | 14 | 4 |
2327 | Remember, we're only interested in the masters, not the slaves. | 1.2472 | 0.05600 | 89 | 71 | 14 | 4 |
2328 | When you said ‘cross-species start-up opportunity,’ I was picturing something more glamorous. | 1.2472 | 0.04868 | 89 | 68 | 20 | 1 |
2329 | I still can’t believe we were the lowest bid for this contract. | 1.2472 | 0.05367 | 89 | 70 | 16 | 3 |
2330 | The aliens are leaving | 1.2472 | 0.05124 | 89 | 69 | 18 | 2 |
2331 | There goes Elon Musk’s Roomba again. | 1.2472 | 0.05824 | 89 | 72 | 12 | 5 |
2332 | Start small, or they’ll get suspicious. | 1.2472 | 0.05600 | 89 | 71 | 14 | 4 |
2333 | I see he has one of our probes | 1.2472 | 0.05824 | 89 | 72 | 12 | 5 |
2334 | We are not getting paid enough for this | 1.2472 | 0.05824 | 89 | 72 | 12 | 5 |
2335 | Yep, this is on brand for 2020. | 1.2471 | 0.05775 | 85 | 68 | 13 | 4 |
2336 | I always knew the leaf blower was an alien plot to colonize our planet | 1.2449 | 0.05242 | 98 | 78 | 16 | 4 |
2337 | This is the ONLY thing we can do to make them think we're friendly, trust me. | 1.2447 | 0.04458 | 94 | 71 | 23 | 0 |
2338 | 14.7 light years per bushel. That's why. | 1.2444 | 0.05765 | 90 | 73 | 12 | 5 |
2339 | 100 light years to get here and we’re stuck with leaf collection? | 1.2444 | 0.05074 | 90 | 70 | 18 | 2 |
2340 | We will study and understand this small shriveled lifeform. | 1.2444 | 0.05765 | 90 | 73 | 12 | 5 |
2341 | Step one: demonstrate technological superiority to the 'leaf blower'. Step two: demand unconditional surrender. | 1.2444 | 0.05978 | 90 | 74 | 10 | 6 |
2342 | Sometimes I just like to mess with them. | 1.2444 | 0.05074 | 90 | 70 | 18 | 2 |
2343 | Good -- we only take the most intelligent life forms from this planet. | 1.2444 | 0.05978 | 90 | 74 | 10 | 6 |
2344 | He's got a green thumb so we could be related. | 1.2444 | 0.05544 | 90 | 72 | 14 | 4 |
2345 | It's the least we can do after the year they've had. | 1.2444 | 0.04822 | 90 | 69 | 20 | 1 |
2346 | Your technology sure beats mine! | 1.2418 | 0.05708 | 91 | 74 | 12 | 5 |
2347 | Where have you been all my life? | 1.2414 | 0.06110 | 87 | 72 | 9 | 6 |
2348 | Only beam up intelligent life. | 1.2414 | 0.05656 | 87 | 70 | 13 | 4 |
2349 | Anal probes are out. Four Seasons Total Landscaping is in. | 1.2414 | 0.05414 | 87 | 69 | 15 | 3 |
2350 | Watch his reaction when they get spewed all over his yard! | 1.2414 | 0.04895 | 87 | 67 | 19 | 1 |
2351 | Otherwise he'd have to bag them. | 1.2414 | 0.05656 | 87 | 70 | 13 | 4 |
2352 | Less weight, no stupid conversation. Good choice!! | 1.2414 | 0.05161 | 87 | 68 | 17 | 2 |
2353 | Poor bastard's got nuthin to do now the rest of the day! | 1.2410 | 0.05309 | 83 | 65 | 16 | 2 |
2354 | The salad stuff looks a little off, but the thing with the weapon looks kinda juicy. | 1.2410 | 0.05309 | 83 | 65 | 16 | 2 |
2355 | We leaf you in peace. | 1.2410 | 0.05836 | 83 | 67 | 12 | 4 |
2356 | Stupid humans! They just rake up the warp speed leaves and discard them! When will they learn? | 1.2386 | 0.05110 | 88 | 69 | 17 | 2 |
2357 | I feel bad stealing this guy's lunch. | 1.2386 | 0.05359 | 88 | 70 | 15 | 3 |
2358 | A rake? I swear, some of these humans are so primitive. | 1.2386 | 0.05598 | 88 | 71 | 13 | 4 |
2359 | I just don't feel like probing today. | 1.2386 | 0.05359 | 88 | 70 | 15 | 3 |
2360 | They must be worth something. Why else would they pick them all up? | 1.2386 | 0.05110 | 88 | 69 | 17 | 2 |
2361 | We are from the town. | 1.2386 | 0.05598 | 88 | 71 | 13 | 4 |
2362 | Drop your probe, Earthling. We leave in peace. | 1.2386 | 0.06046 | 88 | 73 | 9 | 6 |
2363 | I mean - we're literally raking it in | 1.2386 | 0.06046 | 88 | 73 | 9 | 6 |
2364 | They blow dry them and then comb them, they must be important. | 1.2386 | 0.05826 | 88 | 72 | 11 | 5 |
2365 | Hand-raked. Extra crunchy. Environmentally friendly. | 1.2386 | 0.05826 | 88 | 72 | 11 | 5 |
2366 | We could put those guys with leaf blowers out of business! | 1.2386 | 0.05110 | 88 | 69 | 17 | 2 |
2367 | Everyone collects them, they have to be the key to survival! | 1.2386 | 0.04847 | 88 | 68 | 19 | 1 |
2368 | If you really want your licence, Rachel, next time aim at the human! | 1.2386 | 0.05598 | 88 | 71 | 13 | 4 |
2369 | They seem to have excellent reproductive abilities. | 1.2386 | 0.04570 | 88 | 67 | 21 | 0 |
2370 | His wife will never believe him when he tells her what happened. | 1.2386 | 0.05826 | 88 | 72 | 11 | 5 |
2371 | Great. Now they’ll ALL want this level of service. | 1.2386 | 0.05598 | 88 | 71 | 13 | 4 |
2372 | Yes, I know we need roughage but I could really go for some meat." | 1.2386 | 0.05826 | 88 | 72 | 11 | 5 |
2373 | They have the best leaves. | 1.2386 | 0.04847 | 88 | 68 | 19 | 1 |
2374 | HEY! Knock it off, you guys! This is the first job I've had in ten months! | 1.2386 | 0.05598 | 88 | 71 | 13 | 4 |
2375 | I wonder if they remove snow? | 1.2386 | 0.05598 | 88 | 71 | 13 | 4 |
2376 | This is the last of what I need for that Fall craft I saw on TikTok. | 1.2386 | 0.05826 | 88 | 72 | 11 | 5 |
2377 | Immigrants-they get the job done! | 1.2386 | 0.05826 | 88 | 72 | 11 | 5 |
2378 | Cleaning up leaves, this was a great idea to earn extra beer money while we are still putzing around on this class 3.B.2 planet. | 1.2386 | 0.04847 | 88 | 68 | 19 | 1 |
2379 | These must be valuable. Earthlings collect them every year. | 1.2386 | 0.04570 | 88 | 67 | 21 | 0 |
2380 | Why cannot we collect them at the curb anymore? | 1.2386 | 0.05826 | 88 | 72 | 11 | 5 |
2381 | I know plant-based is better, but where do we put the probe? | 1.2386 | 0.05110 | 88 | 69 | 17 | 2 |
2382 | Well considering how long it took him to round them up, he doesn't seem to be too concerned. | 1.2386 | 0.05359 | 88 | 70 | 15 | 3 |
2383 | This is the fall of Earth. | 1.2386 | 0.05826 | 88 | 72 | 11 | 5 |
2384 | So, this is your answer when your son asks 'What did you bring me'" | 1.2386 | 0.05359 | 88 | 70 | 15 | 3 |
2385 | Because he hired me to, that's why. | 1.2386 | 0.05359 | 88 | 70 | 15 | 3 |
2386 | Introducing our new Leafraypickup Garden Service for a low introductory price.. This offer ends with the eclipse. | 1.2386 | 0.05826 | 88 | 72 | 11 | 5 |
2387 | I told you there was money to be made in this. | 1.2386 | 0.05359 | 88 | 70 | 15 | 3 |
2388 | Surely not all the leaves are brown. | 1.2386 | 0.05826 | 88 | 72 | 11 | 5 |
2389 | Nah, he won't report a UFO sighting. He just thinks he lost his job to automation. | 1.2386 | 0.05110 | 88 | 69 | 17 | 2 |
2390 | I dare you to try it on the human. | 1.2386 | 0.04847 | 88 | 68 | 19 | 1 |
2391 | Does this incremental income even cover the cost of fuel, let alone vehicle amortization? | 1.2386 | 0.04570 | 88 | 67 | 21 | 0 |
2392 | Don’t blame me. I clearly said “Take me to your leader!” | 1.2386 | 0.05359 | 88 | 70 | 15 | 3 |
2393 | What's all the fuss about rakes? | 1.2386 | 0.05110 | 88 | 69 | 17 | 2 |
2394 | We always volunteer here around the holidays | 1.2386 | 0.04570 | 88 | 69 | 18 | 1 |
2395 | It's a lawn tractor beam. | 1.2386 | 0.06259 | 88 | 74 | 7 | 7 |
2396 | All I’m saying, Jeb, is if I would have known that this is what I’d be doing at 40, I wouldn’t have gotten that degree in anthropology. | 1.2386 | 0.05110 | 88 | 69 | 17 | 2 |
2397 | It s for my wife . She scrapbooks everything ... | 1.2386 | 0.05359 | 88 | 70 | 15 | 3 |
2398 | Wrong button again honey | 1.2386 | 0.05359 | 88 | 70 | 15 | 3 |
2399 | Wanna leave here and go home 🤩🤘🏻 | 1.2386 | 0.05598 | 88 | 71 | 13 | 4 |
2400 | Take it or leaf it for all I care | 1.2386 | 0.05359 | 88 | 70 | 15 | 3 |
2401 | Let’s hope there’s another one of those kid-shaped meatballs in this pile. | 1.2386 | 0.05598 | 88 | 71 | 13 | 4 |
2402 | Maybe if we clean up this mess he won't notice we've stolen a cow from him." | 1.2386 | 0.05359 | 88 | 70 | 15 | 3 |
2403 | Did you forget your glasses again? | 1.2381 | 0.04972 | 84 | 65 | 18 | 1 |
2404 | Leave the Earthling. Take the leaf matter. | 1.2381 | 0.06017 | 84 | 69 | 10 | 5 |
2405 | Then we hover over his neighbor’s yard and hit ‘blow’. | 1.2381 | 0.05519 | 84 | 67 | 14 | 3 |
2406 | Do you think they'd mind if we took more? | 1.2381 | 0.05519 | 84 | 67 | 14 | 3 |
2407 | You’d think that guy would be freak’n out by now. | 1.2381 | 0.05253 | 84 | 66 | 16 | 2 |
2408 | They're light, crisp, and very tasty. | 1.2381 | 0.06017 | 84 | 69 | 10 | 5 |
2409 | Quickly, before the curator shows displeasure. | 1.2381 | 0.05773 | 84 | 68 | 12 | 4 |
2410 | They're for my kid. | 1.2381 | 0.05519 | 84 | 67 | 14 | 3 |
2411 | No wonder they can't balance a budget; they burn all their money. | 1.2381 | 0.06017 | 84 | 69 | 10 | 5 |
2412 | Waaaait a minute -- why is he making this so easy? | 1.2381 | 0.05253 | 84 | 66 | 16 | 2 |
2413 | When we get home we’re going to be so rich! I can’t believe true; their streets are really paved with leaves. | 1.2381 | 0.05773 | 84 | 68 | 12 | 4 |
2414 | That's not what I meant when I said we should be leaving now. | 1.2381 | 0.05519 | 84 | 67 | 14 | 3 |
2415 | Don’t beam the tall one, as there’s no intelligent life within. | 1.2381 | 0.05773 | 84 | 68 | 12 | 4 |
2416 | Yeah, and the sky is grey - so what's your point? | 1.2381 | 0.05773 | 84 | 68 | 12 | 4 |
2417 | you do indeed come in peace | 1.2381 | 0.05773 | 84 | 68 | 12 | 4 |
2418 | Crap, I wish they took me. | 1.2381 | 0.05773 | 84 | 68 | 12 | 4 |
2419 | You’d think he would be happy but listen to his brain waives, he’s so annoyed. | 1.2381 | 0.05519 | 84 | 67 | 14 | 3 |
2420 | I am all for world domination! But let's try winning their hearts and minds for a change . | 1.2381 | 0.04972 | 84 | 65 | 18 | 1 |
2421 | Beam them up ,Scotty | 1.2381 | 0.06017 | 84 | 69 | 10 | 5 |
2422 | Great! They have the crispy ones. G.O.A.T. road trip snack! | 1.2381 | 0.05773 | 84 | 68 | 12 | 4 |
2423 | They must be good...they all gather them at this time of the year. | 1.2381 | 0.05253 | 84 | 66 | 16 | 2 |
2424 | We should go back to making them rake to the curb. | 1.2381 | 0.06017 | 84 | 69 | 10 | 5 |
2425 | Earthlings are a little smaller than I expected. | 1.2381 | 0.05773 | 84 | 68 | 12 | 4 |
2426 | A little to the left. | 1.2381 | 0.05253 | 84 | 66 | 16 | 2 |
2427 | I told you the Roomba was our way in. | 1.2381 | 0.05253 | 84 | 66 | 16 | 2 |
2428 | Not as tasty as their famed cow pies. | 1.2381 | 0.05519 | 84 | 67 | 14 | 3 |
2429 | This leaf blower is out of this world” | 1.2381 | 0.05519 | 84 | 67 | 14 | 3 |
2430 | Thanks, but that was last year's ask. Would you be able to provide vaccines for Covid-19 and Earth's next 10 pandemics, instead? Odds on the Georgia Senate elections would be great, too. | 1.2381 | 0.05773 | 84 | 68 | 12 | 4 |
2431 | Does your county recycle ? | 1.2381 | 0.04972 | 84 | 65 | 18 | 1 |
2432 | Close son, but the one holding the rake is actually the more intelligent one. | 1.2381 | 0.05519 | 84 | 67 | 14 | 3 |
2433 | Your aim has really been terrible on this trip! | 1.2381 | 0.04972 | 84 | 65 | 18 | 1 |
2434 | This ought to get them to believe in the Rapture. | 1.2381 | 0.05773 | 84 | 68 | 12 | 4 |
2435 | Rake these, sucker! | 1.2381 | 0.06017 | 84 | 69 | 10 | 5 |
2436 | Maybe he's not trying very hard to stop you, but it's still stealing. | 1.2381 | 0.05253 | 84 | 66 | 16 | 2 |
2437 | This leaf farmer seems to almost want us to take his harvest. | 1.2381 | 0.04972 | 84 | 65 | 18 | 1 |
2438 | Heh heh, we’re raising the dead.” | 1.2381 | 0.05519 | 84 | 67 | 14 | 3 |
2439 | This is the best planet ever for mulch. | 1.2381 | 0.05253 | 84 | 66 | 16 | 2 |
2440 | I'm tired of the pale, squishy ones, let's try something crunchy. | 1.2381 | 0.05519 | 84 | 67 | 14 | 3 |
2441 | You wouldn't believe how much this saves us on rectal probes. | 1.2381 | 0.06017 | 84 | 69 | 10 | 5 |
2442 | This really sucks. Back in the day, we had cattle mutilations, anal probing – I loved going to work! | 1.2381 | 0.06250 | 84 | 70 | 8 | 6 |
2443 | Leafcoin...? I'm in. | 1.2381 | 0.05519 | 84 | 67 | 14 | 3 |
2444 | They claim to want proof of alien technology, but sometimes l think Earthlings are just using us" | 1.2381 | 0.05519 | 84 | 67 | 14 | 3 |
2445 | This wall will stop illegal aliens from taking our jobs, they said. | 1.2381 | 0.05519 | 84 | 67 | 14 | 3 |
2446 | He thinks we're just after leaves | 1.2381 | 0.05519 | 84 | 67 | 14 | 3 |
2447 | Tell me again how composting is so economical. | 1.2381 | 0.05253 | 84 | 66 | 16 | 2 |
2448 | The humans are a waste. We can use the leaves | 1.2381 | 0.06250 | 84 | 70 | 8 | 6 |
2449 | See I told you only illegal aliens would want to do this job. | 1.2381 | 0.06017 | 84 | 69 | 10 | 5 |
2450 | um. . . thanks? | 1.2381 | 0.05773 | 84 | 68 | 12 | 4 |
2451 | After the fall, they rise. | 1.2381 | 0.05773 | 84 | 68 | 12 | 4 |
2452 | And I drop them again from 1,000 feet above | 1.2381 | 0.04972 | 84 | 65 | 18 | 1 |
2453 | You said you wanted a salad. | 1.2381 | 0.05773 | 84 | 68 | 12 | 4 |
2454 | Humans are gathering these. We should study them. | 1.2381 | 0.05253 | 84 | 68 | 13 | 3 |
2455 | They told us to ‘help save the planet’ | 1.2381 | 0.05773 | 84 | 68 | 12 | 4 |
2456 | Collector items always have high value. | 1.2353 | 0.05712 | 85 | 69 | 12 | 4 |
2457 | Are you sure we were supposed to say "Rake me to your leader?" | 1.2353 | 0.06183 | 85 | 71 | 8 | 6 |
2458 | I said “take me to their leader,” not “leafer.” | 1.2353 | 0.05461 | 85 | 68 | 14 | 3 |
2459 | Can we leave now? | 1.2353 | 0.05952 | 85 | 70 | 10 | 5 |
2460 | Just remember, it was my idea to expand our landscaping business to other planets! | 1.2353 | 0.06183 | 85 | 71 | 8 | 6 |
2461 | It’s a good thing these don’t smell better than the ones that dog left. | 1.2353 | 0.05952 | 85 | 70 | 10 | 5 |
2462 | They must be valuable since the Earthling was collecting them. | 1.2353 | 0.04922 | 85 | 66 | 18 | 1 |
2463 | If the fusion engine ever dies, we have to switch to mulch power. | 1.2353 | 0.05952 | 85 | 70 | 10 | 5 |
2464 | We need to work on your aim, Zorlak. | 1.2353 | 0.05712 | 85 | 69 | 12 | 4 |
2465 | This is great! Can you come back in December? | 1.2353 | 0.05461 | 85 | 68 | 14 | 3 |
2466 | All the leaves are brown...and those guys are grey." (And when I go to church...I'll pretend to pray. | 1.2353 | 0.05952 | 85 | 70 | 10 | 5 |
2467 | I miss the fall | 1.2353 | 0.04922 | 85 | 66 | 18 | 1 |
2468 | I guess it was worth the probe? | 1.2353 | 0.04922 | 85 | 66 | 18 | 1 |
2469 | Custom dictates we dump these in the neighbor's yard | 1.2353 | 0.04922 | 85 | 66 | 18 | 1 |
2470 | Are you a space Roomba? | 1.2353 | 0.06183 | 85 | 71 | 8 | 6 |
2471 | It's fun to mess with them, but they're not smart enough to make good pets. | 1.2353 | 0.05461 | 85 | 68 | 14 | 3 |
2472 | Now let's go dump these in Q's yard. | 1.2353 | 0.05712 | 85 | 69 | 12 | 4 |
2473 | Why can you never pick the right subject?" "Why can you never keep the craft steady? | 1.2353 | 0.05952 | 85 | 70 | 10 | 5 |
2474 | Analysis will determine why Earthlings never read the message in our leaflets. | 1.2353 | 0.05712 | 85 | 69 | 12 | 4 |
2475 | "OK, that's the Autumn Leaves. Next one is Tiptoe Through the Tulips." | 1.2353 | 0.05461 | 85 | 68 | 14 | 3 |
2476 | Dammit the death ray is malfunctioning again. | 1.2353 | 0.05198 | 85 | 67 | 16 | 2 |
2477 | Are you sure we were ordered to "leaf" the planet? | 1.2353 | 0.05198 | 85 | 67 | 16 | 2 |
2478 | MulchMartians | 1.2353 | 0.05461 | 85 | 68 | 14 | 3 |
2479 | What was the directive . . . If you're spotted, leave or just get spotted leaves? | 1.2353 | 0.05952 | 85 | 70 | 10 | 5 |
2480 | They must be valuable. Everyone seems to be collecting them. | 1.2353 | 0.04922 | 85 | 66 | 18 | 1 |
2481 | Hold on a sec. The human said he wants to get his wife. | 1.2353 | 0.05461 | 85 | 68 | 14 | 3 |
2482 | Aim a little higher. | 1.2353 | 0.04922 | 85 | 66 | 18 | 1 |
2483 | Little does he realize he's next. | 1.2353 | 0.05712 | 85 | 69 | 12 | 4 |
2484 | We'll see why they collect them, spread them, burn them, or give them to the truck. | 1.2353 | 0.05712 | 85 | 69 | 12 | 4 |
2485 | He looks angry - this must be an important resource. | 1.2353 | 0.05712 | 85 | 69 | 12 | 4 |
2486 | Is he even going to say thank you? | 1.2353 | 0.05712 | 85 | 69 | 12 | 4 |
2487 | Are these really Whitman's Leaves of Grass? | 1.2353 | 0.05952 | 85 | 70 | 10 | 5 |
2488 | So that's why aliens are leafy green... | 1.2353 | 0.05952 | 85 | 70 | 10 | 5 |
2489 | They’ll worship us like gods. | 1.2353 | 0.05712 | 85 | 69 | 12 | 4 |
2490 | Why does he look shocked? We told them the second Thursday of November. | 1.2353 | 0.04922 | 85 | 66 | 18 | 1 |
2491 | Really Dave? You spent all this money on a new leaf vacuum? | 1.2353 | 0.05331 | 85 | 70 | 11 | 4 |
2492 | Yeah, like he's going to voluntarily come with us because you helped him with his chores... | 1.2353 | 0.04922 | 85 | 66 | 18 | 1 |
2493 | It's great in risotto. | 1.2353 | 0.05712 | 85 | 69 | 12 | 4 |
2494 | Let's take our leaves. | 1.2353 | 0.05461 | 85 | 68 | 14 | 3 |
2495 | We might as well make a few bucks on the side while we’re here. | 1.2353 | 0.05461 | 85 | 68 | 14 | 3 |
2496 | Oh, nerts, we forgot the leaf bags. | 1.2353 | 0.05712 | 85 | 69 | 12 | 4 |
2497 | At least it's easier than crop circle duty. | 1.2353 | 0.05461 | 85 | 68 | 14 | 3 |
2498 | Not yet, Klatu. We’ll erase his memory after he pays us. | 1.2353 | 0.05952 | 85 | 70 | 10 | 5 |
2499 | Nothing like the pyramids they used to build, but oh well ... | 1.2353 | 0.05952 | 85 | 70 | 10 | 5 |
2500 | I told you there was leaf on earth | 1.2353 | 0.05952 | 85 | 70 | 10 | 5 |
2501 | I told you it would work. Bialar and Dengar's Leaf Service. Goldmine. | 1.2353 | 0.05712 | 85 | 69 | 12 | 4 |
2502 | We mean no harm. Our ship leaves in peace. | 1.2353 | 0.05712 | 85 | 69 | 12 | 4 |
2503 | Oh, snap, when you told me we could leave soon this isn't what I had in mind! | 1.2353 | 0.06405 | 85 | 72 | 6 | 7 |
2504 | Not the leaves! We want the Earthling! | 1.2353 | 0.05461 | 85 | 68 | 14 | 3 |
2505 | Sauteed leaves in a garlic butter cream sauce... again?! | 1.2353 | 0.05461 | 85 | 68 | 14 | 3 |
2506 | I can't believe he just piled this up for us. | 1.2353 | 0.05712 | 85 | 69 | 12 | 4 |
2507 | Our newest vacuum, it's out of this world! | 1.2353 | 0.05712 | 85 | 69 | 12 | 4 |
2508 | They are always collecting these things, they must be worth something. | 1.2353 | 0.04922 | 85 | 66 | 18 | 1 |
2509 | $20 bucks a yard, we'll be rich! | 1.2353 | 0.05952 | 85 | 70 | 10 | 5 |
2510 | Here’s your lousy $600 | 1.2353 | 0.05712 | 85 | 69 | 12 | 4 |
2511 | I think we will only need half a tank. | 1.2353 | 0.05198 | 85 | 67 | 16 | 2 |
2512 | Leaving is always the hardest. | 1.2353 | 0.05952 | 85 | 70 | 10 | 5 |
2513 | I’m ok with this-but only if you compost. | 1.2353 | 0.05712 | 85 | 69 | 12 | 4 |
2514 | Just when you thought things couldn’t get any weirder. | 1.2353 | 0.05198 | 85 | 67 | 16 | 2 |
2515 | What? My dog jumps in them! | 1.2353 | 0.05952 | 85 | 70 | 10 | 5 |
2516 | The leaves will be gone by spring. Can you take me instead? | 1.2353 | 0.05712 | 85 | 69 | 12 | 4 |
2517 | Are you sure these are the stacks we are supposed to collect? | 1.2353 | 0.05461 | 85 | 68 | 14 | 3 |
2518 | I told you they had take out | 1.2353 | 0.05461 | 85 | 68 | 14 | 3 |
2519 | If they collect them, they MUST be useful | 1.2353 | 0.05198 | 85 | 67 | 16 | 2 |
2520 | If only Steve let me borrow his leaf blower | 1.2353 | 0.05952 | 85 | 70 | 10 | 5 |
2521 | I’ll take the serf with my turf, thank you. | 1.2353 | 0.05461 | 85 | 68 | 14 | 3 |
2522 | That's what I call U-F-Oliage | 1.2353 | 0.05198 | 85 | 67 | 16 | 2 |
2523 | The show’s in its last season, time to grab memorabilia from the set. | 1.2353 | 0.05198 | 85 | 67 | 16 | 2 |
2524 | In an effort to keep up with the Jones', Bob invested in the Leaf-o-Matic 3000 | 1.2353 | 0.05461 | 85 | 68 | 14 | 3 |
2525 | Finally, a cooperative specimen. | 1.2353 | 0.05461 | 85 | 68 | 14 | 3 |
2526 | Should we tell them this is fuel yet or wait another century? | 1.2353 | 0.05712 | 85 | 69 | 12 | 4 |
2527 | Finally, an intelligent life-form. | 1.2353 | 0.05712 | 85 | 69 | 12 | 4 |
2528 | They’re outsourcing everything these days | 1.2353 | 0.04474 | 85 | 67 | 17 | 1 |
2529 | Don't worry, he'll just blame it on the booze. | 1.2326 | 0.05145 | 86 | 68 | 16 | 2 |
2530 | It ain't the dominant species, you know. | 1.2326 | 0.05145 | 86 | 68 | 16 | 2 |
2531 | I think the smell reminds me of Nvortny in the morning. | 1.2317 | 0.05569 | 82 | 66 | 13 | 3 |
2532 | First, we capture his precious leaves and the human comes willingly. | 1.2317 | 0.05569 | 82 | 66 | 13 | 3 |
2533 | We come in leafs. | 1.2317 | 0.04846 | 82 | 66 | 14 | 2 |
2534 | Well, there's one thing off his honey-do list. | 1.2317 | 0.05833 | 82 | 67 | 11 | 4 |
2535 | Still in their pre-leaf blower stage. No threat here. | 1.2317 | 0.05569 | 82 | 66 | 13 | 3 |
2536 | Excellent, excellent... now we can leaf. | 1.2317 | 0.05291 | 82 | 65 | 15 | 2 |
2537 | Leaf him alone. | 1.2317 | 0.05569 | 82 | 66 | 13 | 3 |
2538 | Are you sure it is "Take us to your leafer" and not "Take us to your leader"? | 1.2317 | 0.05569 | 82 | 66 | 13 | 3 |
2539 | With all these specimens, we can knock off early. | 1.2317 | 0.05569 | 82 | 66 | 13 | 3 |
2540 | I've certainly seen better offerings, but maybe they can't afford anything better. | 1.2317 | 0.05291 | 82 | 65 | 15 | 2 |
2541 | I don’t think he’s piling them because they’re precious, he seems too calm. | 1.2317 | 0.05569 | 82 | 66 | 13 | 3 |
2542 | He was never gonna finish the job without our help. | 1.2317 | 0.05833 | 82 | 67 | 11 | 4 |
2543 | These are good samples of their food. | 1.2317 | 0.05569 | 82 | 66 | 13 | 3 |
2544 | At least , he should thank us. | 1.2317 | 0.05833 | 82 | 67 | 11 | 4 |
2545 | Apparently we keep finding the ones without smartphones. | 1.2317 | 0.05833 | 82 | 67 | 11 | 4 |
2546 | Your aim leaves much to be desired. | 1.2317 | 0.05569 | 82 | 66 | 13 | 3 |
2547 | You’re never going to get your flying license if you keep missing the target. | 1.2317 | 0.05569 | 82 | 66 | 13 | 3 |
2548 | This guy has no idea what's coming. | 1.2317 | 0.05569 | 82 | 66 | 13 | 3 |
2549 | See? Money does grow on trees on this planet. | 1.2317 | 0.05833 | 82 | 67 | 11 | 4 |
2550 | Thanks fellas. Don’t forget the front. | 1.2317 | 0.05291 | 82 | 65 | 15 | 2 |
2551 | If the humans are gathering them together, they must be valuable! | 1.2317 | 0.05291 | 82 | 65 | 15 | 2 |
2552 | The probing will be much less disgusting. | 1.2317 | 0.05833 | 82 | 67 | 11 | 4 |
2553 | How exactly are we supposed to package and dispose of this alien poop again? | 1.2317 | 0.05833 | 82 | 67 | 11 | 4 |
2554 | I would have thought with our advanced technology we could have gotten better jobs than yard work. | 1.2317 | 0.05569 | 82 | 66 | 13 | 3 |
2555 | Thank the heavens he’s raking, not blowing. | 1.2317 | 0.05833 | 82 | 67 | 11 | 4 |
2556 | Darn it, Zog, you've turned us into an interstellar Roomba. | 1.2317 | 0.06086 | 82 | 68 | 9 | 5 |
2557 | Stay right there, I'm going to go get my wife. | 1.2317 | 0.04688 | 82 | 63 | 19 | 0 |
2558 | And for Gary, this was the only option left after the association banned leaf blowers | 1.2317 | 0.05291 | 82 | 65 | 15 | 2 |
2559 | Gravity is overrated! | 1.2317 | 0.05291 | 82 | 65 | 15 | 2 |
2560 | Why did you tell him that we were coming in peace?! | 1.2317 | 0.04999 | 82 | 64 | 17 | 1 |
2561 | Rack! A Whitman sampler? How you call it, 'Leaves of Grass.' | 1.2317 | 0.06086 | 82 | 68 | 9 | 5 |
2562 | Did he pre-pay? | 1.2317 | 0.05569 | 82 | 66 | 13 | 3 |
2563 | 10 billion miles, and headquarters wants a bag of leaves!! | 1.2317 | 0.04999 | 82 | 64 | 17 | 1 |
2564 | I didn’t expect this when we volunteered to help other planets. | 1.2317 | 0.05291 | 82 | 65 | 15 | 2 |
2565 | These must be very valuable,or why would they constantly collect them? | 1.2317 | 0.05291 | 82 | 65 | 15 | 2 |
2566 | The leaves will tell us more than the people. | 1.2317 | 0.05291 | 82 | 65 | 15 | 2 |
2567 | I wonder if they'll get that big pile of leaves out front, too? | 1.2317 | 0.05569 | 82 | 66 | 13 | 3 |
2568 | These will look lovely pressed into our memory book. | 1.2317 | 0.05291 | 82 | 65 | 15 | 2 |
2569 | Takeover phase one: make yourself indispensable. | 1.2317 | 0.05569 | 82 | 66 | 13 | 3 |
2570 | Should we save them for the trip home or eat them now? | 1.2317 | 0.05291 | 82 | 65 | 15 | 2 |
2571 | Good planet to start a landscaping business? | 1.2317 | 0.05291 | 82 | 65 | 15 | 2 |
2572 | Why those? Because we’ve already probed him. | 1.2317 | 0.05833 | 82 | 67 | 11 | 4 |
2573 | How would you feel about sucking up dog poop? | 1.2317 | 0.05833 | 82 | 67 | 11 | 4 |
2574 | That Roswell Yard Service sure goes the Extra Mile. | 1.2317 | 0.05291 | 82 | 65 | 15 | 2 |
2575 | Look. They crumble right in your hands! Earth is ours! | 1.2317 | 0.05569 | 82 | 66 | 13 | 3 |
2576 | Let's take leave of this place. | 1.2317 | 0.05291 | 82 | 65 | 15 | 2 |
2577 | I heard him say, get out, leaf at once. | 1.2317 | 0.05569 | 82 | 66 | 13 | 3 |
2578 | One alien's trash is another alien's treasure. | 1.2317 | 0.06086 | 82 | 68 | 9 | 5 |
2579 | Back home the kids will love to play in this stuff. | 1.2317 | 0.05569 | 82 | 66 | 13 | 3 |
2580 | I think our leaf blower is making a good first impression. | 1.2317 | 0.05833 | 82 | 67 | 11 | 4 |
2581 | We fall for this every year. | 1.2317 | 0.05291 | 82 | 65 | 15 | 2 |
2582 | They said get a sample, this is a sample. Now, let's go. I have something at 7. | 1.2317 | 0.05833 | 82 | 67 | 11 | 4 |
2583 | Hey, I specifically ordered a leaf BLOWER. I'm done with on-line shopping! | 1.2317 | 0.05569 | 82 | 66 | 13 | 3 |
2584 | We've been going nuts spending lockdown squeezed into this UFO. | 1.2317 | 0.06086 | 82 | 68 | 9 | 5 |
2585 | Don't worry Bob. Eventually everyone will get used to the idea of outsourcing. | 1.2317 | 0.05833 | 82 | 67 | 11 | 4 |
2586 | Well, that makes my job a whole lot easier. | 1.2317 | 0.06086 | 82 | 68 | 9 | 5 |
2587 | Maybe one day we’ll discover other uses for it. | 1.2317 | 0.04999 | 82 | 64 | 17 | 1 |
2588 | Another gender reveal gone wrong it seems | 1.2317 | 0.06086 | 82 | 68 | 9 | 5 |
2589 | Through simple acts of kindness we gain social license. | 1.2317 | 0.05291 | 82 | 65 | 15 | 2 |
2590 | Alright now you can either spread ‘em out across his yard or you can try to screw with his neighbor. | 1.2317 | 0.05291 | 82 | 65 | 15 | 2 |
2591 | your aim sucks. | 1.2317 | 0.05569 | 82 | 66 | 13 | 3 |
2592 | The enhancements made to the 2021 Roomba are great! | 1.2317 | 0.05833 | 82 | 67 | 11 | 4 |
2593 | They really gotta work on their banking security systems | 1.2317 | 0.05569 | 82 | 66 | 13 | 3 |
2594 | At least something exciting happened in 2020 | 1.2317 | 0.04999 | 82 | 64 | 17 | 1 |
2595 | Another human saved from the mysterious and pernicious "HOA" entity. | 1.2317 | 0.05569 | 82 | 66 | 13 | 3 |
2596 | „When you thought robots wouldn‘t take over your job“ | 1.2317 | 0.06086 | 82 | 68 | 9 | 5 |
2597 | So they think COVID-19 is fake news? Then they'll never believe this! | 1.2317 | 0.06086 | 82 | 68 | 9 | 5 |
2598 | You got that close and still couldn't zap the human, pl-ease! | 1.2317 | 0.05569 | 82 | 66 | 13 | 3 |
2599 | I like to pile it on the ground in front of them to remind them of their inferiority. | 1.2317 | 0.05833 | 82 | 67 | 11 | 4 |
2600 | Still more efficient than a leaf blower. | 1.2317 | 0.05569 | 82 | 66 | 13 | 3 |
2601 | If they like our trash so much, maybe they’ll take Trump too. | 1.2317 | 0.05833 | 82 | 67 | 11 | 4 |
2602 | Not quite the help for humanity I had in mind.... | 1.2317 | 0.05569 | 82 | 66 | 13 | 3 |
2603 | They don’t seem to be struggling. Autopsies are bound to be easier on these things, right? | 1.2317 | 0.05291 | 82 | 65 | 15 | 2 |
2604 | We need to work on your aim. Next we'll try your skill at parallel universe parking | 1.2317 | 0.05833 | 82 | 67 | 11 | 4 |
2605 | I told you they think it's garbage | 1.2317 | 0.05569 | 82 | 66 | 13 | 3 |
2606 | Let’s give the earthling more leaves and watch him lose his mind. | 1.2299 | 0.05348 | 87 | 70 | 14 | 3 |
2607 | As if the squirrels weren't enough of a problem. | 1.2299 | 0.05593 | 87 | 71 | 12 | 4 |
2608 | Yep, this spaceship sucks! | 1.2289 | 0.05769 | 83 | 68 | 11 | 4 |
2609 | They must be valuable if the earthlings spend so much effort gathering them together | 1.2289 | 0.04946 | 83 | 65 | 17 | 1 |
2610 | Are they valuable? Yes, I told you, I know what I’m doing. | 1.2289 | 0.05235 | 83 | 66 | 15 | 2 |
2611 | We have discovered a willing source of mulch. We don't even have to become planet overlords! | 1.2289 | 0.04946 | 83 | 65 | 17 | 1 |
2612 | I say let's take him. The kids love a good dissection. | 1.2289 | 0.05508 | 83 | 67 | 13 | 3 |
2613 | They want us to leaf. | 1.2289 | 0.05235 | 83 | 66 | 15 | 2 |
2614 | Can you believe that money just grows on trees here? | 1.2289 | 0.05508 | 83 | 67 | 13 | 3 |
2615 | I said, beam ME up. Who cares about the leaves? | 1.2289 | 0.05769 | 83 | 68 | 11 | 4 |
2616 | I want to burn them when we get home. I hear they smell good. | 1.2289 | 0.05769 | 83 | 68 | 11 | 4 |
2617 | You have some major OCD, Bzizok." | 1.2289 | 0.05508 | 83 | 67 | 13 | 3 |
2618 | I prefer the other meaning of “To serve man.” | 1.2289 | 0.04946 | 83 | 70 | 9 | 4 |
2619 | He'll be looking for us on Angie's List when it snows | 1.2289 | 0.05508 | 83 | 67 | 13 | 3 |
2620 | This is the guy who complained about leave blowers, right? | 1.2289 | 0.05235 | 83 | 66 | 15 | 2 |
2621 | No. Leave. Earth! | 1.2289 | 0.05769 | 83 | 68 | 11 | 4 |
2622 | How would you even do an anal probe on a pile of leaves? | 1.2289 | 0.05769 | 83 | 68 | 11 | 4 |
2623 | It does grow on trees, sir, but I don’t think it’s money. | 1.2289 | 0.04946 | 83 | 65 | 17 | 1 |
2624 | The chancellor has requested the really crunchy ones. | 1.2289 | 0.05508 | 83 | 67 | 13 | 3 |
2625 | They Rake, We Take! Another sign of our "superior" intelligence. | 1.2289 | 0.04640 | 83 | 64 | 19 | 0 |
2626 | Leafing is the hardest thing to do. | 1.2289 | 0.06018 | 83 | 69 | 9 | 5 |
2627 | Any Galorkian who tells you they pay for mulch is a total Flupnaran. | 1.2289 | 0.05508 | 83 | 67 | 13 | 3 |
2628 | We agreed to perform a few menial tasks now and then, and they agreed to look the other way when we probe a few farmers. | 1.2289 | 0.05508 | 83 | 67 | 13 | 3 |
2629 | City Services have really gone high tech | 1.2289 | 0.05508 | 83 | 67 | 13 | 3 |
2630 | They must be valuable; everyone is gathering them together in small piles near their homes. | 1.2289 | 0.04640 | 83 | 64 | 19 | 0 |
2631 | To be completely honest Dave, I feel like this might be a scam. | 1.2289 | 0.04946 | 83 | 65 | 17 | 1 |
2632 | We heard you had a rough 2020 and wanted to give you a hand. | 1.2289 | 0.05769 | 83 | 68 | 11 | 4 |
2633 | I hope he doesn't think we're leaving him out. | 1.2289 | 0.05769 | 83 | 68 | 11 | 4 |
2634 | We also leaf in peace” | 1.2289 | 0.05769 | 83 | 68 | 11 | 4 |
2635 | After their last orbit, it's the least we can do. | 1.2289 | 0.05769 | 83 | 68 | 11 | 4 |
2636 | When’s you next eye appointment? | 1.2286 | 0.06163 | 70 | 57 | 10 | 3 |
2637 | The other life form stupid | 1.2286 | 0.06163 | 70 | 57 | 10 | 3 |
2638 | Dude, your aiming skills is on par with the Stormtroopers | 1.2286 | 0.05817 | 70 | 56 | 12 | 2 |
2639 | This beats my last job: anal probing. | 1.2262 | 0.05449 | 84 | 68 | 13 | 3 |
2640 | He thought you said, take me to your leaf eater. | 1.2262 | 0.05449 | 84 | 68 | 13 | 3 |
2641 | You can tell -- he is one of the ones that wants the brand name iRobot. Silly. | 1.2262 | 0.05449 | 84 | 68 | 13 | 3 |
2642 | Now he'll think we're illegal aliens. | 1.2262 | 0.05179 | 84 | 67 | 15 | 2 |
2643 | I think we have a problem with the intelligent life beamer. | 1.2250 | 0.05893 | 80 | 66 | 10 | 4 |
2644 | I hope they go with green. | 1.2250 | 0.05618 | 80 | 65 | 12 | 3 |
2645 | He doesn't seem to be pleased with our peace offering. | 1.2250 | 0.05893 | 80 | 66 | 10 | 4 |
2646 | Clearly they use that lower lifeform to congregate them into communal mind-melding. | 1.2250 | 0.05893 | 80 | 66 | 10 | 4 |
2647 | will he wash our windows while we are fueling up with Mulch | 1.2250 | 0.05329 | 80 | 64 | 14 | 2 |
2648 | Any planet can make a leaf blower. But a leaf sucker. . . | 1.2250 | 0.05618 | 80 | 65 | 12 | 3 |
2649 | I hate this damn Keto diet, Klaatu. | 1.2250 | 0.06156 | 80 | 67 | 8 | 5 |
2650 | I think we found the planet's most intelligent species. | 1.2250 | 0.05024 | 80 | 63 | 16 | 1 |
2651 | If you don't want them we'll take them. | 1.2250 | 0.05618 | 80 | 65 | 12 | 3 |
2652 | We are battling the fall of human civilization. | 1.2250 | 0.05618 | 80 | 65 | 12 | 3 |
2653 | We're more advanced. Our leaf vacuums are noiseless. | 1.2250 | 0.05893 | 80 | 66 | 10 | 4 |
2654 | God damn aliens took my job and the wall did NOTHING to stop them! | 1.2250 | 0.05618 | 80 | 65 | 12 | 3 |
2655 | It’s the least we can do after all the probing we did on the guy. | 1.2250 | 0.05329 | 80 | 66 | 11 | 3 |
2656 | No, really.. he said we could take all of his underlings. | 1.2250 | 0.05329 | 80 | 64 | 14 | 2 |
2657 | Apparently, you have taken me to their leafer. | 1.2250 | 0.05893 | 80 | 66 | 10 | 4 |
2658 | After abducting him for 20 years, the least we can do is save him an hour of yard work. | 1.2250 | 0.05893 | 80 | 66 | 10 | 4 |
2659 | Rupert was amazed at the town's new leaf collection system | 1.2250 | 0.05329 | 80 | 64 | 14 | 2 |
2660 | Easy, Hank. You’re gonna jam the mulcher again. | 1.2250 | 0.05618 | 80 | 65 | 12 | 3 |
2661 | 'Tis the season | 1.2250 | 0.06156 | 80 | 67 | 8 | 5 |
2662 | Klebdar, you're just going to reinforce the idea that illegal aliens are taking their jobs | 1.2250 | 0.05893 | 80 | 66 | 10 | 4 |
2663 | Gee, if I knew aliens were interested in my raked leaves, I would've put the cat in the pile. | 1.2250 | 0.05618 | 80 | 65 | 12 | 3 |
2664 | You're getting the hang of it son, now move a little to the right. | 1.2250 | 0.05329 | 80 | 64 | 14 | 2 |
2665 | Did the Captain say leave or leaf. | 1.2250 | 0.05893 | 80 | 66 | 10 | 4 |
2666 | These small planets are delicious but you have to be careful to clean them first. | 1.2250 | 0.06408 | 80 | 68 | 6 | 6 |
2667 | I hope they compost. | 1.2250 | 0.05618 | 80 | 65 | 12 | 3 |
2668 | They have to be valuable since they collect them so carefully. | 1.2250 | 0.05024 | 80 | 63 | 16 | 1 |
2669 | Every year they collect thousands of them so they must be important. | 1.2250 | 0.05329 | 80 | 64 | 14 | 2 |
2670 | I said leader, not leafer. | 1.2250 | 0.05618 | 80 | 65 | 12 | 3 |
2671 | If you blow it from one yard to another, you can harness their infuriation. | 1.2250 | 0.05618 | 80 | 65 | 12 | 3 |
2672 | I can't believe they throw these delicious things away " | 1.2250 | 0.05329 | 80 | 64 | 14 | 2 |
2673 | We finally found the planet where money grows on trees. | 1.2250 | 0.05618 | 80 | 65 | 12 | 3 |
2674 | It's fine. He's been disconnected from other humans so long he probably thinks that we are his gardening partner in a new device. | 1.2250 | 0.05618 | 80 | 65 | 12 | 3 |
2675 | These things make a great wrap for a tasty human. | 1.2250 | 0.06156 | 80 | 67 | 8 | 5 |
2676 | You don’t need to put out food or water, but you do need to help clean their cages. | 1.2250 | 0.05893 | 80 | 66 | 10 | 4 |
2677 | No wonder our property taxes keep going up . | 1.2250 | 0.05329 | 80 | 64 | 14 | 2 |
2678 | Mom said,we needed more fiber in our diet | 1.2250 | 0.05618 | 80 | 65 | 12 | 3 |
2679 | The fun part comes when we put them back in his front yard. | 1.2250 | 0.05329 | 80 | 64 | 14 | 2 |
2680 | Hit, ‘Mulch.’ | 1.2250 | 0.05329 | 80 | 64 | 14 | 2 |
2681 | Reverse the beam. These leaves are stale. | 1.2250 | 0.05618 | 80 | 65 | 12 | 3 |
2682 | An unexpected perk of asking aliens to leave. | 1.2250 | 0.05618 | 80 | 65 | 12 | 3 |
2683 | If Scottie hadn't beamed him up back then, we wouldn't be stuck with this job. | 1.2250 | 0.05329 | 80 | 64 | 14 | 2 |
2684 | Gosh, now I know why this new yard service is so expensive! | 1.2250 | 0.05893 | 80 | 66 | 10 | 4 |
2685 | Do you think he gets it that we are leafing him? | 1.2250 | 0.05893 | 80 | 66 | 10 | 4 |
2686 | This might be the first time an illegal alien has actually taken his job | 1.2250 | 0.05893 | 80 | 66 | 10 | 4 |
2687 | I still worry that our switch to dead leaf currency won't make us all rich but just lead to rampant inflation." | 1.2250 | 0.05329 | 80 | 64 | 14 | 2 |
2688 | Could you guys go pick up the deadwood on Pennsylvania Avenue? | 1.2250 | 0.05329 | 80 | 66 | 11 | 3 |
2689 | Climate emergency is real. Let’s preserve fall, before it’s gone forever! | 1.2250 | 0.05893 | 80 | 66 | 10 | 4 |
2690 | Not to worry! Our instructions were clear: Leave none of them behind.” David B Smith Miami Beach, F | 1.2250 | 0.05329 | 80 | 64 | 14 | 2 |
2691 | How much for weekly maintenance? | 1.2250 | 0.05618 | 80 | 65 | 12 | 3 |
2692 | OK, the one without OCD should operate the tractor beam. | 1.2250 | 0.06156 | 80 | 67 | 8 | 5 |
2693 | That leaf pile is too small to jump into! | 1.2250 | 0.05893 | 80 | 66 | 10 | 4 |
2694 | They're obsessed with hoarding these things...they must be very valuable. | 1.2250 | 0.05024 | 80 | 63 | 16 | 1 |
2695 | Is this how you do an unemployment program on Mars? | 1.2250 | 0.05618 | 80 | 65 | 12 | 3 |
2696 | See if you can snag that big thing next to them. | 1.2250 | 0.05618 | 80 | 65 | 12 | 3 |
2697 | No sign of intelligent life in any of these life forms, so far. | 1.2250 | 0.05618 | 80 | 65 | 12 | 3 |
2698 | The Humans are Always gathering them up; they Must be Important! | 1.2250 | 0.06408 | 80 | 68 | 6 | 6 |
2699 | Thanks, but I was going to jump in “my” pile. | 1.2250 | 0.05618 | 80 | 65 | 12 | 3 |
2700 | Bill was tired of foreigners stealing his job. | 1.2250 | 0.05618 | 80 | 65 | 12 | 3 |
2701 | He's had a rough year, it's the least we could do. | 1.2250 | 0.05329 | 80 | 64 | 14 | 2 |
2702 | This ought to teach that hoarder a lesson he will never forget! | 1.2250 | 0.05893 | 80 | 66 | 10 | 4 |
2703 | These new drones really do everything. | 1.2250 | 0.05024 | 80 | 63 | 16 | 1 |
2704 | This is what they call "Taking annual leave" | 1.2250 | 0.05618 | 80 | 65 | 12 | 3 |
2705 | Humans are collecting these crunchy things - beam them up - we must analyze their importance | 1.2250 | 0.06156 | 80 | 67 | 8 | 5 |
2706 | Take us to your litter | 1.2250 | 0.05329 | 80 | 64 | 14 | 2 |
2707 | I know they're not fresh but the closest supply is 2 million light-years away and I'm not going back just for you. | 1.2250 | 0.05893 | 80 | 66 | 10 | 4 |
2708 | No one |