Contest #737


Cartoon

737

The winning captions

These captions are chosen by The New Yorker.

  1. “I thought you said the cloud was secure.”
  2. “Keep climbing—you’ve only reached middle management.”
  3. “Growth has exceeded our projections.”


Name Value
Submission deadline 2020-12-13T23:42:00.000Z
Voting started -
Voting ended 2021-01-10T23:46:00.000Z
Finalists announced 2020-12-28T23:44:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued January 4 & 11, 2021
Number of captions 6431
Number of responses 843580
Number of participants -


Dashboard

In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 I thought you said the cloud was secure. 2.1430 0.00746 9825 2086 4248 3491
1 We have a stalker. 2.0941 0.00743 10940 2838 4234 3868
2 Now that he's hacked the cloud, do you think he'll spill the beans? 2.0621 0.00858 8370 2337 3176 2857
3 Great...just what we need: Another bean counter! 1.8746 0.00946 6764 2524 2564 1676
4 No one here seems to know Jack. 1.8742 0.00896 7652 2893 2829 1930
5 I’ve invited an expert on unexpected growth to meet with us. 1.8725 0.01792 1765 627 736 402
6 So much for the security of cloud-based meetings. 1.8211 0.00810 8437 3222 3502 1713
7 And by 3rd quarter we should see giant returns. 1.8082 0.01035 5371 2160 2081 1130
8 Please hold on tight, the meeting host will let you in soon. 1.7896 0.01558 2315 947 909 459
9 Excuse me, but you don’t know Jack! 1.7750 0.03205 560 238 210 112
10 Giant? Next floor. 1.7655 0.00882 7220 3072 2769 1379
11 Team, this is Jack. He is running cloud security, with a focus on cyber-stalking. 1.7567 0.00946 6470 2851 2342 1277
12 And here's our guest speaker Jack to present on seed capital and growth. 1.7426 0.01954 1418 613 557 248
13 As you can see, the stalk market is skyrocketing. 1.7426 0.01908 1546 688 571 287
14 Hey! You! Get Off My Cloud! 1.7274 0.01694 2069 973 687 409
15 Sorry, this is CORPORATE giants. You want the twelfth floor. 1.7270 0.03105 619 294 201 124
16 As you can see, stalks are up. 1.7151 0.00970 6097 2865 2104 1128
17 Jack’s storied climb up the corporate beanstalk ended abruptly at middle management. 1.7065 0.01742 1714 771 675 268
18 It appears we have some issues with cloud security. 1.6951 0.01872 1456 661 578 217
19 And that’s when jack realized bean stalks lead to bean counters. 1.6935 0.00882 7541 3723 2406 1412
20 I said LL Bean stock! 1.6837 0.01239 3835 1926 1196 713
21 No, we have it booked until two. 1.6823 0.01312 3299 1629 1090 580
22 Next we'll hear from Jack, with a presentation on the power of just a little seed capital. 1.6784 0.01285 3349 1637 1152 560
23 Ah, good timing, Jack. We were just discussing the importance of seed money. 1.6766 0.01041 5071 2477 1757 837
24 Well, that explains the cow in the breakroom. 1.6644 0.01293 3492 1801 1062 629
25 Young man, I like your style. A bean counter with high aspirations willing to go out on a limb for the company. 1.6615 0.01181 3899 1944 1331 624
26 We migrated everything to the Cloud and we're still getting jacked. 1.6600 0.01249 3532 1778 1177 577
27 He's got his fairy tale, and I've got mine. 1.6595 0.01251 3991 2156 1038 797
28 Whereupon Jack learns that the Giant sold everything to a private equity firm and bought a ranch in Montana. 1.6593 0.02449 989 519 288 182
29 ...And the bad news is, it appears our cloud based solution has been breached once again." 1.6561 0.01232 3644 1849 1199 596
30 Jack's rise to the corporate board room was nothing short of magical 1.6553 0.01250 3397 1689 1190 518
31 It’s clouds illusions I recall. I really don’t know Jack at all. 1.6494 0.01915 1566 820 475 271
32 Higher, Jack. Do it for the stalkholders. 1.6494 0.01416 3203 1786 754 663
33 Actually, we changed the corporate motto from fee-fi-fo-fum to fees-fees-fees-fees. 1.6483 0.01505 2806 1558 677 571
34 I guess everything is moving to the cloud now 1.6465 0.01342 3018 1542 1001 475
35 I'm sorry son. You'll have to use the corporate ladder. Unfortunately, it's a myth too 1.6423 0.01410 2720 1396 901 423
36 It looks like the cloud is not as secure as we were led to believe. 1.6377 0.01400 2528 1250 944 334
37 Actually, we all DID die wishing we'd spent more time at the office. 1.6327 0.01583 2287 1229 669 389
38 Apparently, the cloud isn't as secure as we thought. 1.6327 0.01572 2167 1124 715 328
39 Here's the adventure capitalist I was telling you about. 1.6322 0.01571 2156 1116 717 323
40 And you can see behind you just how good our GMO products have become 1.6321 0.01567 2237 1177 706 354
41 Keep climbing, you've only reached middle management. 1.6302 0.01540 2166 1105 757 304
42 As you can see our stalk is soaring 1.6270 0.01646 2075 1114 621 340
43 It was when he saw the diverse, equitable and inclusive board room that Jack realized he was forever trapped in a fairy tale 1.6234 0.01778 1851 1021 506 324
44 Martin and his Board thought their data would be safe in the cloud ...and then along came Jack. 1.6224 0.01648 1920 1000 645 275
45 No, we’re corporate giants. Actual giants are the next cloud over. 1.6222 0.01682 1911 1014 605 292
46 We're industry giants. You want the next beanstalk over. 1.6218 0.01840 1515 783 522 210
47 No, we’re Titans of Industry. Giants are the next floor up. 1.6215 0.01720 1802 950 584 268
48 Would one of you, as inconspicuously as possible, call Security. Tell them to bring an axe. 1.6196 0.02199 1020 519 370 131
49 Sorry I'm late. I thought the meeting was on cloud 9. 1.6128 0.03351 470 250 152 68
50 When beanstalk, people listen. 1.6103 0.02046 1360 755 380 225
51 Here's the profit report even after we've adjusted for fees, fines, foes, and fumbles. 1.6088 0.02046 1365 761 377 227
52 As you can see, there was unbelievable growth this quarter. 1.6077 0.01795 1504 775 544 185
53 Oh my God. So the Cloud is just a bunch of suits in a board room. 1.6077 0.01991 1453 815 393 245
54 And to think, we all settled for the corporate ladder. 1.6064 0.01910 1476 802 453 221
55 So that's two Spicy Sonoma Caesars, one Asian Crunch, three Mexicali Vegans, one with sauce on the side and chickpeas instead of black beans, one with Mexican Caesar dressing instead of Mexican Goddess — kid are you writing any of this shit down? 1.6052 0.02671 808 455 217 136
56 As you can see beans are at an all time high. 1.6043 0.04040 326 179 98 49
57 I told you stalks were going up 1.6019 0.01925 1379 736 456 187
58 Keep climbing; we’re just middle management. 1.6001 0.02013 1343 741 398 204
59 Ignore him. He doesn't know beans. 1.5978 0.02527 808 436 261 111
60 No, we are an evil, giant corporation. Keep climbing, boy. 1.5953 0.02534 808 439 257 112
61 You really need to start planting your beans a little earlier in the morning if you want to be on time for the meetings, Jack. 1.5921 0.02267 961 513 327 121
62 I thought we gave that kid the axe. 1.5896 0.02121 1155 634 361 160
63 Growth has exceeded our projections. 1.5892 0.02158 1149 640 341 168
64 Are you telling me we shifted all our operations to the cloud and we STILL have security issues? 1.5880 0.02178 1131 632 333 166
65 On his way up, Jack passed by purgatory. 1.5864 0.02301 1105 646 270 189
66 So much for cloud security 1.5777 0.02215 978 528 335 115
67 As you can see, we've been experiencing lots of unexpected growth. 1.5777 0.02266 978 539 313 126
68 Meet Jack, our new stalk analyst. 1.5759 0.02267 962 528 314 120
69 Business has been good, but the future is Grimm 1.5744 0.02391 907 510 273 124
70 Climb right back down and take the corporate ladder like the rest of us. 1.5727 0.03765 337 183 115 39
71 Looks like Jack is having trouble signing into Zoom again. 1.5706 0.02514 899 531 223 145
72 We’re just a startup. The Giant is one cloud up. 1.5705 0.02361 894 497 284 113
73 This is marketing. The bean counters are one cloud over 1.5688 0.02359 879 486 286 107
74 I brought in an outside consultant to tell us exactly what a hill of beans amounts to in this crazy world. 1.5674 0.02466 860 491 250 119
75 Jack climbs a beanstalk. In person meeting where nobody wears a mask. A graph of the economy trending up. Which two are fairytales. 1.5642 0.03705 413 246 101 66
76 You're just in time for the annual stalk holder meeting." 1.5619 0.02541 808 465 232 111
77 Jack, you might do better using a corporate ladder. 1.5618 0.02496 801 452 248 101
78 The fairy tale’s been revised, Jack. We’re the CORPORATE giant. 1.5615 0.02493 805 455 248 102
79 They don't know Jack 1.5609 0.02610 797 468 211 118
80 Apparently, some of you sitting here don't know Jack. 1.5594 0.02653 783 464 200 119
81 That's Jack. He's joining us from Genetic engineering. " 1.5592 0.02548 769 436 236 97
82 Jack realized he could make more money by hacking into the cloud. 1.5587 0.02494 775 433 251 91
83 In my day, we climbed the corporate ladder. 1.5553 0.02619 742 427 218 97
84 No, no, we’re *tech* giants 1.5543 0.02643 736 426 212 98
85 Why, yes, we are the bean counters. And who might you be? 1.5537 0.02708 735 435 193 107
86 The bean counters don’t know Jack! 1.5526 0.02653 722 417 211 94
87 I said we should invest in bean stocks not a beanstalk! 1.5521 0.02588 730 415 227 88
88 No, this is Birds Eye. Green Giant is the next cloud over. 1.5515 0.02750 689 403 192 94
89 Jack was disappointed to realize the golden goose was actually a moderately successful hedge fund 1.5510 0.02647 706 404 215 87
90 We have to settle on a fee before we go ahead with fi, fo, fum. 1.5504 0.02717 705 413 196 96
91 We’re sorry, young man. You’re in the wrong cartoon. 1.5499 0.02800 702 422 174 106
92 Maybe we should have stuck with the traditional corporate ladder. 1.5490 0.02571 694 386 235 73
93 And so it came to pass that Jack climbed the beanstalk to retrieve his documents from the Cloud. 1.5490 0.02674 694 399 209 86
94 Looks like bean futures are going through the ceiling, but I see a giant crash ahead. 1.5490 0.02674 694 399 209 86
95 No, this is cloud nine-to-five. 1.5481 0.02705 686 397 202 87
96 Since we’re on the subject of fairy tales let’s take a look at the economy. 1.5477 0.02728 681 396 197 88
97 Sure, our fees are up, but fies and fums are way down. 1.5450 0.02840 666 399 171 96
98 I just hope that he doesn't spill the beans. 1.5442 0.02749 656 380 195 81
99 Good! That corporate ladder was so cliché. 1.5441 0.02683 658 374 210 74
100 I can see Russia from here. 1.5425 0.03925 341 203 91 47
101 See? I told you the cloud wasn't secure. 1.5383 0.02967 613 372 152 89
102 I'm in a FAIRY TALE. Why are YOU guys in the clouds? 1.5382 0.02878 615 364 171 80
103 See? I told you cloud security is just a fairy tale... 1.5339 0.02833 590 341 183 66
104 Magic-bean counter meets magic bean-counter. 1.5315 0.02951 572 339 162 71
105 Seven coffees, three black, three with cream and sugar, one with just sugar. 1.5300 0.03017 566 341 150 75
106 Call Security. We have a stalker. 1.5300 0.02985 566 338 156 72
107 I think we’re being stalked. 1.5300 0.02996 566 339 154 73
108 It seems our cloud data has been accessed by a cyberstalker. 1.5294 0.03150 561 350 125 86
109 You're in the wrong fairy tale. This is the one about the bull market continuing forever. 1.5293 0.03121 563 349 130 84
110 "I've looked at clouds from both sides now; I really don't know clouds at all." 1.5281 0.03100 551 337 137 77
111 Who needs magic beans when you have stalk buybacks? 1.5273 0.03251 550 351 108 91
112 This quarter our stalk is through the roof! 1.5267 0.02899 543 313 174 56
113 Fellas, it’s ok! You can return to the office. They got a vaccine. 1.5243 0.03098 534 324 140 70
114 Sorry, son. The only giant up here is Google. 1.5237 0.03141 527 322 134 71
115 On second thought I now predict a giant crash. 1.5237 0.02927 527 304 170 53
116 Clearly the bean-counters didn’t know Jack. 1.5222 0.03213 519 322 123 74
117 Call IT security. Our cloud is being breached by a stalker. 1.5205 0.03119 511 308 140 63
118 Someone with that ability to pick a growth stalk should be on our team 1.5205 0.02994 511 298 160 53
119 Yes Jack we're in the cloud but still using paper. What's your point? 1.5181 0.03103 498 297 144 57
120 I forgot on my way down. Was that two decafs or three? 1.5181 0.03168 498 302 134 62
121 Climbing ever farther, Jack reached the land of corporate giants 1.5172 0.03208 495 303 128 64
122 Sorry, this is the Amazon cloud. Wrong giant. 1.5163 0.03194 490 298 131 61
123 Jack was shocked to discover who really stole his bag of gold 1.5145 0.03260 482 297 122 63
124 As you can see, we're experiencing exponential growth in our GMO product line. 1.5145 0.03180 482 291 134 57
125 No, we're what's known as "corporate giants." Regular giants are two clouds up. 1.5145 0.03139 482 288 140 54
126 It's a stalker. 1.5145 0.02998 482 278 160 44
127 This is Jack, our employee of the month with a 3600% stalk growth 1.5136 0.03181 479 289 134 56
128 Here’s the latest stalk tip. 1.5127 0.03419 472 301 100 71
129 The giant? We bought him out years ago. 1.5098 0.03211 459 276 132 51
130 Heard you need a bean counter 1.5078 0.03298 451 276 121 54
131 Wow, Working “ in the cloud” is for real... 1.5057 0.03196 441 262 135 44
132 Who invited the branch managers? 1.5057 0.03369 441 273 113 55
133 Hey, this is a sales meeting. No bean counters. 1.5054 0.03107 465 276 143 46
134 You're too late. We vanquished the giant in a hostile takeover. 1.5046 0.03308 438 267 121 50
135 The corporate ladder is getting harder to climb. 1.5042 0.03517 357 211 112 34
136 Everyone, this is Jack. He'll be our new Stalk Broker. 1.5035 0.03204 427 252 135 40
137 I smell the blood of an unpaid intern. 1.5034 0.03419 435 272 107 56
138 My mom sent me to tell you that you need more women at the table. 1.5023 0.03272 430 259 126 45
139 Sorry to interrupt. I am looking for Cloud 9. 1.5023 0.03338 430 263 118 49
140 Jack didn’t expect to be meeting a tech giant 1.5023 0.03496 430 273 98 59
141 While our magic beans sales have declined this quarter, the futures market for Englishmen’s blood is very encouraging. 1.5023 0.03326 432 264 119 49
142 Minority and women in the board room? This bean WAS magical! 1.5023 0.03277 432 261 125 46
143 Let's run it up the bean pole and see who salutes it. 1.5012 0.03543 425 272 93 60
144 And now, I’d like to turn it over to Jack to go over the stalk market. 1.5000 0.04313 242 145 73 24
145 Technically we are titans of industry, not giants. 1.4988 0.03329 417 253 120 44
146 We bought the Giant out. You work for us, now. 1.4976 0.03450 414 258 106 50
147 FE, FI, FO, and FUM, or Funds Under Managnent, which measures the total market valu... Can I help you sir? 1.4976 0.03445 412 256 107 49
148 Sales of our genetically modified beans are through the roof! 1.4975 0.03358 400 241 119 40
149 Yes, Jack, things have gotten so bad that a live meeting passes for heaven nowadays. 1.4963 0.03494 407 255 102 50
150 All indicators suggest we have become a corporate giant. 1.4962 0.03475 399 247 106 46
151 Oh, TECH giants. 1.4950 0.03383 402 245 115 42
152 Jack finally came face to face with the corporate giant. 1.4937 0.03493 399 249 103 47
153 Jack's green new deal is overtaking the cloud 1.4899 0.04288 247 151 71 25
154 I have your grub hub order, but this is as close as I’m coming. 1.4896 0.03575 384 242 96 46
155 You wouldn't be meeting on a cloud if everyone had worn masks. 1.4883 0.03620 383 244 91 48
156 No. He’s one floor up. We’re just the bean counters. 1.4883 0.03345 383 230 119 34
157 The giant? He cashed out right after the IPO. 1.4881 0.03472 379 233 107 39
158 I smell the blood of a businessman. 1.4881 0.03465 377 231 108 38
159 And this is Jack—marketing guru and bestselling author of ‘Sell Your Cash Cow: embracing beanstalk strategy in today’s marketplace.’ Jack, what have you got for us today?” 1.4880 0.03519 375 232 103 40
160 This is the petrochemicals division. You want giants on 8. 1.4868 0.03558 378 237 98 43
161 Stalks continue to go up. 1.4851 0.03258 369 216 127 26
162 We brought Jack in to tell us more about these bean stocks. 1.4851 0.03561 369 230 99 40
163 As you can see,our bean stock is climbing. 1.4819 0.03502 359 220 105 34
164 Yes, Jack. We, climate scientists, are returning to earth Jan 20th. 1.4819 0.03821 359 235 75 49
165 Sorry, Uber Eats for Carlos? 1.4804 0.03808 358 234 76 48
166 Jackson, did you or did you not reassure me that using the cloud was completely secure? 1.4803 0.03386 356 213 115 28
167 It's something they all suspected, the cloud is not that secure. 1.4801 0.03708 352 224 87 41
168 As everyone can clearly see, stalks are up. 1.4801 0.03686 352 223 89 40
169 Jack was searching for treasure, but all he found was magic bean counters. 1.4800 0.03767 350 225 82 43
170 Jack learned there are more scarier things in the clouds than giants 1.4791 0.03717 359 231 83 44
171 Jack, you really can't be late when you're the primary stalk-holder. 1.4785 0.03642 349 219 93 37
172 Only golden parachutes here. Golden eggs are up a level. 1.4785 0.03504 349 213 105 31
173 Dad. Mom wants to know if you will be home for supper? 1.4785 0.03573 349 216 99 34
174 This is Bean Stock, you're looking for the Beanstalk 1.4785 0.03432 349 210 111 28
175 Ladies and Gentlemen, I do believe we are being stalked. 1.4784 0.03518 347 212 104 31
176 Bean stocks are going up, but there’s a giant downside. 1.4779 0.03649 339 211 94 34
177 And You Thought Working in The Cloud Was Just a Myth. 1.4767 0.03657 344 216 92 36
178 Is this the growth seminar? 1.4767 0.03634 344 215 94 35
179 Well, now we'll need to change our cloud password from fee-fi-fo-fum. 1.4765 0.03872 340 222 74 44
180 It was then that Jack realized that, while his experience with the giant was scary, working a soul-crushing corporate job scared him even more. 1.4760 0.03808 334 214 81 39
181 To tell us more about unprecedented growth, here's Jack . 1.4749 0.03477 339 205 107 27
182 Welcome everyone to our stalkholders' meeting. 1.4749 0.03502 339 206 105 28
183 This is taking stalking to a whole new level. 1.4748 0.03736 337 214 86 37
184 Sorry, no, this is the story of Jack and the bean-counters. 1.4731 0.03760 334 213 84 37
185 Jones, how can we achieve THAT kind of growth? 1.4729 0.03476 332 200 107 25
186 Wow! Moving our business to the cloud really is like a fairy tale. 1.4729 0.03654 332 207 93 32
187 No, we're Fe, Fe, Fi, Fi, Fo, Fo, and Sons. 1.4727 0.03594 330 203 98 29
188 The online team's numbers are impressive, but the growth in Jack's department is all organic. 1.4726 0.03584 328 201 99 28
189 Now we just need to find a seed investor. 1.4726 0.03558 328 200 101 27
190 At last - magic bean counters! 1.4726 0.03610 328 202 97 29
191 I had to use my magic beans for this? This could’ve been an email! 1.4726 0.03712 328 206 89 33
192 The giant? Top cloud, corner office. 1.4706 0.03753 323 204 86 33
193 You fool, I told you to find a way to raise our STOCK 1.4706 0.03829 323 207 80 36
194 Jack discovers a fundamental weakness in cloud security. 1.4691 0.03744 324 205 86 33
195 If you'd only take the elevator, perhaps you'd arrive on time for once. 1.4691 0.03845 324 209 78 37
196 We seem to have a stalk holder with us today. 1.4689 0.03937 322 211 71 40
197 You want the next cloud. This cloud is giants of industry. 1.4689 0.03630 322 199 95 28
198 Jack's near vertical growth astounds more conservative cloud based projections " 1.4688 0.03592 320 196 98 26
199 So, as it turns out, the sky currently is the limit. 1.4669 0.03587 317 194 98 25
200 Nope, this is Cloud 8! 1.4669 0.03615 317 195 96 26
201 We are the giants of industry. The giants of beanstalks are the next cloud over. 1.4652 0.03732 316 199 87 30
202 Too late Jack. The Giant sold us the Golden Goose and moved to Dubai. 1.4650 0.03856 314 202 78 34
203 Next time, can you just request the meeting password? 1.4647 0.03683 312 194 91 27
204 As you can see, rapid growth quickly followed our new cloud platform. 1.4643 0.03745 308 193 87 28
205 How did you get past the receptionist? 1.4643 0.04044 308 204 65 39
206 These hackers will stop at nothing. Now we’re being stalked! 1.4641 0.04862 181 113 52 16
207 Folks, I’ve asked Jack to join us; he’s a real climber in our business.” 1.4641 0.03734 306 191 88 27
208 We were hoping for a different type of organic growth. 1.4625 0.04056 253 157 75 21
209 When they moved all their files to the cloud, it just made sense to move a couple conference rooms as well. 1.4623 0.03827 305 194 81 30
210 Somebody bring me the hen that lays the non-disclosure agreements. 1.4608 0.03901 306 198 75 33
211 Hey, you, get off of our cloud. 1.4605 0.03836 304 194 80 30
212 Little late kid. We’ve liquidated the giants holdings. 1.4600 0.03785 300 189 84 27
213 Username and password please. 1.4600 0.03815 300 190 82 28
214 After months of a market downturn, stalks are finally on the rise again. 1.4600 0.03635 300 184 94 22
215 Perhaps we've focused too much on growth. 1.4600 0.03756 300 188 86 26
216 The stalker is back 1.4597 0.03743 298 186 87 25
217 Jack, plant a few more magic beans. We're going to acquire Cloud 9. 1.4595 0.03910 296 190 76 30
218 Tired by the corporate ladder, Jack decided to try a different approach 1.4595 0.03791 296 186 84 26
219 With this new fee structure, we can eliminate fis, fos, and fums. 1.4592 0.03900 294 188 77 29
220 It seems we have a stalker . 1.4592 0.03870 294 187 79 28
221 If we had just paid that intern, he wouldn't have had to sell his cow. 1.4583 0.03865 288 182 80 26
222 I really wasn't expecting bean counters up here! 1.4573 0.03818 293 185 82 26
223 No, we just have giant egos." 1.4573 0.03879 293 187 78 28
224 Actually, we do "know Jack." 1.4573 0.03725 293 182 88 23
225 We didn't invite you Jack, because you tend to spill the beans. 1.4570 0.03837 291 184 81 26
226 As you can see, stalks are way, way up. 1.4570 0.03988 291 189 71 31
227 No giants left, kid, just bean counters. 1.4567 0.03948 289 186 74 29
228 You guys hiring? I'm famous for generating unheard-of growth, I'm not afraid of going after the big guys--and I work for beans. 1.4567 0.04068 289 190 66 33
229 I knew it! Magic beans WERE a good investment! 1.4567 0.03824 289 182 82 25
230 Don’t worry. We all have golden parachutes. 1.4567 0.03978 289 187 72 30
231 Dave’s not here.He’s on cloud 9 1.4549 0.03957 288 186 73 29
232 As you can see, the economy is currently propped up mostly by magical beans at this point. 1.4549 0.03957 288 186 73 29
233 The classic fairytale story about the ethnically diverse, mixed gender board of directors. 1.4549 0.04165 288 193 59 36
234 This is ho-hum. Fo-fum is up a few levels. 1.4542 0.03997 284 184 71 29
235 Jack used root access to breach the corporate cloud. 1.4539 0.04049 282 184 68 30
236 And you thought the bad guy would be a giant? 1.4520 0.04059 281 184 67 30
237 You plant magic beans, we count ‘em. 1.4520 0.03766 281 175 85 21
238 Oh, I thought you said you wanted rising stalks 1.4520 0.03964 281 181 73 27
239 I don't know anything about a giant. I booked this cloud more than a week ago. 1.4516 0.03610 279 169 94 16
240 Of course you're hallucinating Jack. If we were real we'd have Powerpoint. 1.4513 0.04101 277 182 65 30
241 We have it reserved until noon. 1.4500 0.03940 280 180 74 26
242 Someone call security. Looks like that stalker is back. 1.4500 0.03973 280 181 72 27
243 Sorry, but no. Our restrooms are for staff only. 1.4500 0.04005 280 182 70 28
244 Bean stocks have never been higher. 1.4498 0.03772 269 166 85 18
245 I told you cloud meetings weren’t secure. 1.4493 0.04111 276 182 64 30
246 The giant’s castle is one cloud up. 1.4493 0.03948 276 177 74 25
247 Hey Jack: I remember when you said this cloud technology would never be worth a hill of beans. 1.4493 0.03880 276 175 78 23
248 We recommend moving from stalks to bonds. 1.4493 0.04014 276 179 70 27
249 Oh, here comes our IT guy checking our Cloud Computing connection. 1.4493 0.04143 276 183 62 31
250 We anticipate rapid growth followed by giant returns 1.4493 0.03948 276 177 74 25
251 Yes bean stocks are soaring but there could be giant losses ahead” 1.4493 0.04079 276 181 66 29
252 Ok, ok, there’s a kid on a beanstalk, can we get back to work? 1.4493 0.03914 276 176 76 24
253 I want my cow back. 1.4490 0.04262 245 159 61 24
254 We only have golden parachutes here, golden goose eggs are the next cloud up. 1.4489 0.03761 274 170 85 19
255 As you can see, our stalk has never been higher. 1.4489 0.03866 274 173 79 22
256 Golden egg or golden parachute? Your choice, kid. 1.4485 0.03920 272 173 76 23
257 Remember, you don't know jack. 1.4469 0.03840 273 172 80 21
258 Dad, what's the i-cloud password? 1.4461 0.04155 269 178 62 29
259 Call Security! It’s that stalker again! 1.4457 0.04075 267 174 67 26
260 No, we just count them. The giant's two flights up. 1.4453 0.03991 265 170 72 23
261 Please don't use the executive beanpole. 1.4449 0.04013 263 169 71 23
262 Well, we're not giants per se, but we are too big to fail. 1.4449 0.03940 263 167 75 21
263 As I was saying, our seed capital scheme comes with giant risks. 1.4449 0.04084 263 171 67 25
264 It’s 9:15. The giant doesn’t have the room until 9:30. We still have 15 minutes! 1.4449 0.04190 263 174 61 28
265 I'm sorry, you're not part of our pod. 1.4449 0.04049 263 170 69 24
266 Now that everyone’s here, let’s get started. 1.4444 0.03891 288 187 74 27
267 No kid, we just count them. 1.4427 0.03986 262 168 72 22
268 Make no mistake. We still grind your bones to make our bread. 1.4427 0.04165 262 173 62 27
269 Say hello to Jack, our seed investor. 1.4427 0.03912 262 166 76 20
270 Keep climbing unless you want to settle for middle management. 1.4427 0.03836 262 164 80 18
271 For heaven’s sake, could we just get a damn elevator? 1.4427 0.04059 262 170 68 24
272 If it's a rapid growth strategy you're after, I'm happy to help. 1.4427 0.04022 262 169 70 23
273 This is the investor with the seed money I was telling you about. 1.4427 0.04165 262 173 62 27
274 Wow, and here I thought the cloud was just a fairy tale. 1.4427 0.03986 262 168 72 22
275 While it's true stalks are rising, they come at a giant risk. 1.4419 0.03915 258 163 76 19
276 Well, we are a giant corporation. 1.4419 0.04103 258 168 66 24
277 Corporate espionage has really reached new heights 1.4419 0.03798 258 160 82 16
278 As you can see our stalk has risen significantly since last week. 1.4414 0.04051 256 165 69 22
279 So Jack here says we should go long on beans and short on cattle. 1.4414 0.04236 256 170 59 27
280 This is Jack, our newest stalk broker 1.4414 0.04343 256 173 53 30
281 We're just the bean counters. The Giant is two clouds up. 1.4414 0.03975 256 163 73 20
282 I think we have everyone here. Just waiting on the giant to dial in. 1.4414 0.04051 256 165 69 22
283 Jack inadvertently stumbled upon middle-management heaven. 1.4411 0.03901 263 167 76 20
284 Damn, they assured me the cloud was secure. 1.4411 0.03901 263 167 76 20
285 The bean counters are one cloud up 1.4402 0.03865 259 163 78 18
286 You call that growth? 1.4402 0.04091 259 169 66 24
287 Now, if everyone could please turn their attention to our Chief Growth Officer... 1.4402 0.03865 259 163 78 18
288 You've never heard of a corporate giant? 1.4397 0.04223 257 171 59 27
289 Glad I found you. I have been trying to reach you regarding your car’s warranty. 1.4387 0.04380 253 172 51 30
290 We're expecting a giant fall in bean stocks. 1.4378 0.04050 249 160 69 20
291 With the right marketing , Jack's potential for "cloud based growth" could be exponential ! 1.4378 0.03969 249 158 73 18
292 Sorry, I forgot the zoom password. 1.4378 0.04129 249 162 65 22
293 For all of you team members who don't know jack... 1.4378 0.04129 249 162 65 22
294 How'd he get access to the Cloud? 1.4378 0.04090 249 161 67 21
295 And now let’s welcome Jack, who is here to talk about the great growth we’ve been seeing in our bean-stocks. 1.4375 0.04161 256 169 62 25
296 The stalk market has seen unprecedented growth this quarter. 1.4350 0.04163 246 161 63 22
297 No, but we are part of a GIANT corporation. 1.4350 0.04083 246 159 67 20
298 This is cumulus. You want thunderhead. 1.4350 0.04123 246 160 65 21
299 Jack was later convicted of insider trading. The jury didn't buy the magic bean defense. 1.4339 0.04292 242 161 57 24
300 You don't even have to look at the chart to see that bean stocks have gone through the roof. 1.4339 0.04129 242 157 65 20
301 Who forget to set the privacy settings for our Cloud server? 1.4339 0.04171 242 158 63 21
302 Ignore him, he's nothing but a bean stalker. 1.4321 0.04157 243 159 63 21
303 Why yes, we are the bean counters 1.4321 0.04157 243 159 63 21
304 Yes, we're a corporate giant; what were you expecting? 1.4321 0.04318 243 163 55 25
305 As you can see, more and more young professionals are rethinking the corporate ladder entirely. 1.4321 0.04075 243 157 67 19
306 Hey, it looks like Jack with a new twist--cyberstalking 1.4316 0.04049 234 149 69 16
307 Does this look like heaven to you? 1.4315 0.04263 241 160 58 23
308 Sorry, we’re angel investors. The giant is one cloud up. 1.4315 0.04263 241 160 58 23
309 Now here’s Jack with our stalk report... 1.4315 0.04304 241 161 56 24
310 Jack, next time just log on. 1.4315 0.04140 241 157 64 20
311 Looks like the bean stocks continue to go up 1.4315 0.04222 241 159 60 22
312 As you see, we've held onto the bean stock and we think the sky's the limit 1.4315 0.03969 241 153 72 16
313 I smell the blood of someone late for the meeting. 1.4315 0.04422 241 164 50 27
314 It’s Jack, right? We’re going to need you to sign an NDA. 1.4315 0.04181 241 158 62 21
315 Gold is so outdated. What about a goose that lays Bitcoin? 1.4310 0.04410 239 162 51 26
316 Our next speaker is an expert on stalking in a cloud-based environment. 1.4310 0.04247 239 158 59 22
317 No, we're the giants of industry, try one cloud up. 1.4286 0.04088 238 154 66 18
318 Here comes Jack with a report from the field. 1.4274 0.04267 234 155 58 21
319 We really should get a corporate ladder like everybody else. 1.4274 0.04310 234 156 56 22
320 Well, well, if it isn't the competition. 1.4274 0.04136 234 152 64 18
321 Have you all met Jack, he’s from our Go Green Initiative. 1.4274 0.04394 234 158 52 24
322 Jack, I'm going to have to ask you to cease and desist. Magic Beans are now a trademark of Monsanto. 1.4274 0.04310 234 156 56 22
323 The giant is gone: we bought him out in a hostile takeover. 1.4274 0.04310 234 156 56 22
324 Giant? Sorry. The Cloud now belongs to Google. 1.4274 0.04436 234 159 50 25
325 I want you all to meet Jack, our top bean-counter. 1.4274 0.04180 234 153 62 19
326 Yes sir you have finally accessed your cloud information" 1.4274 0.04001 234 149 70 15
327 Our fee is rising nicely. Let's move on to fi-fo-fum. 1.4274 0.04394 234 158 52 24
328 Bean stocks just keep climbing. 1.4274 0.04046 234 150 68 16
329 Wrong fairy tale pal; this is 'Best Economy Ever' 1.4274 0.04436 234 159 50 25
330 The bean counters are always looking over our shoulders 1.4274 0.04224 234 154 60 20
331 As you can see, our stalk has just gone public 1.4274 0.04224 234 154 60 20
332 He always shows up when the stalk market rises 1.4274 0.04001 234 149 70 15
333 Now that's a growth stalk. 1.4274 0.04136 234 152 64 18
334 Higgens, you said the cloud was completely secure. 1.4274 0.04180 234 153 62 19
335 It appears the security on this cloud meeting can be hacked for beans. 1.4274 0.04046 234 150 68 16
336 I sold the damn cow for THIS?! 1.4274 0.04267 234 155 58 21
337 We’re seeing magic growth this quarter, Jack. 1.4274 0.04224 234 154 60 20
338 After this, our guest Jack will speak on the importance of risk-taking--and how he made it big selling the family cow. 1.4267 0.04070 232 149 67 16
339 Jack discovered the real giants in the cloud were Microsoft and Amazon 1.4261 0.04363 230 154 54 22
340 A golden egg is a start, but have you considered a diversified portfolio? 1.4261 0.04319 230 153 56 21
341 The sky's the limit. Bean stalks are going through the roof! 1.4260 0.04276 223 146 59 18
342 Ah - here's our new branch manager 1.4254 0.04210 228 149 61 18
343 Next cloud up for the giant 1.4254 0.04210 228 149 61 18
344 We're Bean Counters. Who the hell are you? 1.4254 0.04345 228 152 55 21
345 Hmmmph...even I don't believe those numbers, and I planted the beans. 1.4254 0.04164 228 148 63 17
346 As you can see bean stocks are climbing. 1.4248 0.04094 226 145 66 15
347 So as you can see, soybeans are expected to go through the roof... 1.4248 0.04189 226 147 62 17
348 And since moving FeFiFoFum Inc. to the cloud, our profits have sprouted 25% this year alone. 1.4248 0.04327 226 150 56 20
349 Jack, our meetings have been in the cloud for months now 1.4248 0.04094 226 145 66 15
350 Stalks are at an all-time high. 1.4248 0.04282 226 149 58 19
351 So this is where you can meet in person 1.4248 0.04189 226 147 62 17
352 Jack discovers what “migrating to the cloud” means. 1.4248 0.04235 226 148 60 18
353 We will be testing our golden parachutes in a few minutes, if you'd like to stay and watch. 1.4242 0.04125 231 150 64 17
354 Jack discovers the magic of insider trading . 1.4229 0.04545 201 133 51 17
355 Your connection is unstable. 1.4222 0.04247 225 148 59 18
356 Our bean counter has arrived. 1.4222 0.04518 225 154 47 24
357 Another bean counter? Join us! 1.4222 0.04293 225 149 57 19
358 What’s good for the goose is gold for the bystander. 1.4222 0.04648 225 157 41 27
359 You think you're the first guy to hack the cloud? 1.4222 0.04104 225 145 65 15
360 Oh great, bean counters. 1.4222 0.04385 225 151 53 21
361 Jack recoiled in horror. Heaven was a capitalist sham. 1.4222 0.04385 225 151 53 21
362 Has anyone seen the goose that lays the golden parachute? 1.4215 0.04225 223 146 60 17
363 We project steady growth in legumes. 1.4201 0.04128 219 141 64 14
364 I told you the cloud wasn't secure 1.4201 0.04277 219 144 58 17
365 Look who’s stalking 1.4192 0.04327 229 154 54 21
366 I guess we really don't know Jack. 1.4182 0.04499 220 150 48 22
367 He wants to know if any of you are English men. 1.4182 0.04164 220 143 62 15
368 We go cloud and they still find a way to stalk us 1.4174 0.04338 218 145 55 18
369 Marge, your ride home is here! 1.4174 0.04138 218 141 63 14
370 This is a sales meeting - accounting is on the cloud to the left. 1.4174 0.04189 218 142 61 15
371 Frank, I told you the cloud isn’t secure. 1.4174 0.04289 218 144 57 17
372 How did you think cloud computing worked? 1.4174 0.04386 218 146 53 19
373 Not surprised that our cloud technology would attract a hacker, but a stalker? 1.4174 0.04239 218 143 59 16
374 ...And with my magic beans i started a cloud-based business. 1.4174 0.04482 218 148 49 21
375 We're the corporate giants. 1.4174 0.04434 218 147 51 20
376 Yeah, we're bean counters. What did you EXPECT at the top of a beanstalk? 1.4174 0.04482 218 148 49 21
377 Good, the bean counter is here. 1.4171 0.04533 187 122 52 13
378 Well, this puts a whole new spin on upward mobility. 1.4167 0.04111 216 139 64 13
379 Wrong cloud, kid. We're corporate giants. 1.4167 0.04414 216 145 52 19
380 Not the growth we we’re talking about, Jack 1.4167 0.04215 216 141 60 15
381 And now, someone who made his fortune from the ground up. 1.4163 0.04364 209 138 55 16
382 Excuse me... do you have any Grey Poupon? 1.4159 0.04443 214 144 51 19
383 Green Giant is just our brand name. 1.4159 0.04292 214 141 57 16
384 Hey, I thought these cloud-based meetings were supposed to be private! 1.4159 0.04393 214 143 53 18
385 And here to talk to you about growth... 1.4159 0.04443 214 144 51 19
386 Jack found, to his great dismay, that it was a corporate giant at the end of the beanstalk 1.4159 0.04443 214 144 51 19
387 It was then that Jack realized Amazon had even taken over the Beanstalk. 1.4155 0.04702 207 143 42 22
388 We're bean counters, why, what were you expecting? 1.4151 0.04371 212 141 54 17
389 Corporate spies have been stalking us for years. 1.4151 0.04268 212 139 58 15
390 This is not how you climb the corporate ladder, Jack. 1.4151 0.04371 212 141 54 17
391 Well, that explains the beans we can't account for. 1.4140 0.04427 215 145 51 19
392 Thanks to Jack, sales at the new branch are up, up, up. 1.4140 0.04377 215 144 53 18
393 We’re the Corporate Giant, kid--nothing golden here but our parachutes. 1.4131 0.04252 213 140 58 15
394 Excuse me, but we're counting beans here! 1.4131 0.04602 213 147 44 22
395 That cow you traded for beans? We manage her portfolio and got her in early at Microsoft. 1.4131 0.04505 213 145 48 20
396 As you can see, stalks are at an all-time high 1.4130 0.04707 184 123 46 15
397 Sorry to stalk you, I was told to lean in. 1.4123 0.04279 211 139 57 15
398 No, this is a giant corporation. The actual giant is the next cloud up. 1.4123 0.04633 211 146 43 22
399 Just because we're cloud based, doesn't mean we're not vulnerable to low-tech corporate spies. 1.4123 0.04434 211 142 51 18
400 The next thing you are going to tell me is to invest in magic beans. 1.4123 0.04172 211 137 61 13
401 Whoever came up with private cloud meetings doesn’t know Jack. 1.4115 0.04306 209 138 56 15
402 Oh my God -- they're not giants...they're bean counters! 1.4115 0.04464 209 141 48 18
403 So you see, Jack, cloud based bean counting is no fairy tale. 1.4115 0.04359 209 139 54 16
404 This must be hell. 1.4115 0.04714 209 146 40 23
405 Jack finally made it up the corporate ladder 1.4115 0.04306 209 138 56 15
406 Money talks—but beanstalk too. 1.4115 0.04412 209 140 52 17
407 Literally everything is cloud-based these days. 1.4106 0.04493 207 140 49 18
408 Jack saw that now was the time to exercise his stalk options. 1.4106 0.04441 207 139 51 17
409 Who said that meeting in the Cloud was totally secure? 1.4106 0.04388 207 138 53 16
410 We told you not to open the envelopes with seeds that came from China. 1.4100 0.04323 200 131 56 13
411 I'm starting to think my cow was worth more. 1.4098 0.04576 205 140 46 19
412 You’ll need to quarantine for 2 weeks if you step off that beanstalk. 1.4098 0.04362 205 136 54 15
413 I guess they were right: everything is done in the Cloud these days 1.4098 0.04362 205 136 54 15
414 All business has moved to the cloud. 1.4098 0.03960 205 129 68 8
415 Jack could not find the dial in number. 1.4098 0.04524 205 139 48 18
416 Sure we're all dead, but the stock market hit another high today. 1.4098 0.04362 205 136 54 15
417 Who spilled the beans? 1.4089 0.04555 203 138 47 18
418 Rejected Fairy Tale #13: Jack and the Bean Counters. 1.4089 0.04555 203 138 47 18
419 I thought our migration to the cloud was supposed to help with data privacy. 1.4089 0.04391 203 135 53 15
420 I thought our cyber security expert told us that going to the cloud would be secure. 1.4089 0.04279 203 133 57 13
421 I believe that we've bean stalked. 1.4089 0.04501 203 137 49 17
422 Pay him no mind. He's in the wrong story. 1.4089 0.04446 203 136 51 16
423 Look who didn’t get the memo. We’re a corporate giant now. 1.4089 0.04501 203 137 49 17
424 Google cloud has acquired the magic beans. 1.4089 0.04555 203 138 47 18
425 Fees, files and 401s! I smell a profitable quarter 1! 1.4089 0.04501 203 137 49 17
426 Hey Jack. We have the room until noon. 1.4089 0.04501 203 137 49 17
427 can I use your bathroom? 1.4089 0.04764 203 142 39 22
428 Looks like stalks really are going up. 1.4080 0.04531 201 136 48 17
429 Bean futures are going through the roof! 1.4080 0.04364 201 133 54 14
430 They found the vaccine... you all may come down now... 1.4080 0.04693 201 139 42 20
431 "The stalk market could still rise Jack. 1.4080 0.04586 201 137 46 18
432 We’re corporate giants. 1.4080 0.04531 201 136 48 17
433 I traded the family cow for this? 1.4080 0.04420 201 134 52 15
434 I thought there'd be fewer distractions when we returned to the office. 1.4080 0.04476 201 135 50 16
435 You should have kept the cow, kid. Dairy prices are up, but soybean futures look Grimm. 1.4080 0.04364 201 133 54 14
436 Perfect timing Jack; we were just discussing bean futures. 1.4078 0.04400 206 138 52 16
437 As you can see, this week's stalks have been on a steady rise. 1.4059 0.04347 202 134 54 14
438 Once upon a time, there was privacy in the cloud. 1.4050 0.04318 200 132 55 13
439 I long for the old days when it was just Dick Chaney we had to worry about. 1.4050 0.04375 200 133 53 14
440 Shirley, I think you have a stalker. 1.4050 0.04259 200 131 57 12
441 Stalks are rising. 1.4050 0.04544 200 136 47 17
442 Who's idea was it to short magic beans? 1.4050 0.04489 200 135 49 16
443 Play it cool, everyone, we’ve got a stalker. 1.4050 0.04489 200 135 49 16
444 Well, this is the sort of thing we have to expect being a giant corporation. 1.4050 0.04318 200 132 55 13
445 Hi, who just joined? 1.4050 0.04489 200 135 49 16
446 Stalks are up. 1.4050 0.04432 200 134 51 15
447 Let's ask Jack! He made it to the top and escaped before the crash. 1.4050 0.04432 200 134 51 15
448 To reach this level if management, Jack , you’ll have to use the corporate ladder like everyone else. 1.4050 0.04318 200 132 55 13
449 Welcome to Amazon, Jack! We're not your grandfather's giant! 1.4050 0.04432 200 134 51 15
450 Sorry, you'll need a password 1.4050 0.04489 200 135 49 16
451 Gentlemen, bean stocks only go up! 1.4050 0.04318 200 132 55 13
452 As you can see, sales of magical beans has never been better. 1.4050 0.04707 200 139 41 20
453 As you can see, beans are going through the roof. 1.4040 0.04405 198 132 52 14
454 Thanks for the seed money. 1.4040 0.04463 198 133 50 15
455 I must remind you that a falling giant would impact us negatively. 1.4031 0.04375 196 130 53 13
456 Bean stocks are going up. 1.4031 0.04493 196 132 49 15
457 Be careful. That’s Jack the bean counter from corporate. 1.4031 0.04434 196 131 51 14
458 In sum, we believe a stalk split would limit upward mobility. 1.4021 0.04787 189 131 40 18
459 Do we look like giants? 1.4010 0.04674 192 132 43 17
460 Jack was the first to see the cloud as a solution. 1.4000 0.04527 190 128 48 14
461 Bean counters! 1.4000 0.04588 190 129 46 15
462 We own the patent on the beans so we own the stalk. Now get down. 1.4000 0.04465 190 127 50 13
463 As you can see, bean sales are through the roof--excuse me, may we help you? 1.4000 0.04465 190 127 50 13
464 Impressive growth, but let's talk about how he can scale it. 1.4000 0.04402 190 126 52 12
465 Impressive growth. 1.4000 0.04274 190 124 56 10
466 I think of us more as a synergistic conglomerate than a "giant." 1.4000 0.04588 190 129 46 15
467 Secure cloud location, my ass! 1.4000 0.04735 195 136 40 19
468 Who's the new bean counter? 1.4000 0.04649 190 130 44 16
469 I shoulda kept the cow. 1.4000 0.04882 190 134 36 20
470 Everyone with magic beans nowadays thinks they can climb the stalk market. 1.4000 0.04767 190 132 40 18
471 A paid internship? You’re in fantasy land. 1.4000 0.04402 190 126 52 12
472 I knew our data wasn’t safe in the cloud. 1.4000 0.04708 190 131 42 17
473 I guess the cloud isn’t as secure as they say. 1.4000 0.04465 190 127 50 13
474 Getting to the top wasn’t what we thought it would be, either. 1.3990 0.04355 193 128 53 12
475 Oh, I thought they meant a 'stalk' rally. 1.3990 0.04355 193 128 53 12
476 You requested cloud backup? 1.3990 0.04417 193 129 51 13
477 Looks like we've got a little stalker! 1.3989 0.04682 188 129 43 16
478 Jack, you're late... and it's not Casual Friday. 1.3981 0.04368 211 144 50 17
479 That's one way to stalk the competition. 1.3979 0.04688 191 132 42 17
480 Please use the corporate ladder! 1.3979 0.04384 191 127 52 12
481 I still say we should prepare for a giant crash. 1.3979 0.04447 191 128 50 13
482 Jack discovers the LL Bean board room. 1.3979 0.04508 191 129 48 14
483 Looks like stalks are up this quarter! 1.3979 0.04447 191 128 50 13
484 You want to join us? Climb the corporate ladder like everyone else. 1.3979 0.04747 191 133 40 18
485 This is what you did with our seed money? Really? 1.3979 0.04569 191 130 46 15
486 Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell an excellent quarter one! 1.3979 0.04629 191 131 44 16
487 The giant isn't here right now. We're his marketing team. 1.3979 0.04257 191 125 56 10
488 Sorry, we're just a corporate giant. 1.3979 0.04447 191 128 50 13
489 Good timing, Jack. We were just talking about your new growth strategy. 1.3968 0.04285 189 124 55 10
490 Our investment in sprout-ups is about to deliver giant returns 1.3968 0.04478 189 127 49 12
491 That must be the new bean-counter 1.3968 0.04285 189 124 55 10
492 No, for the big guy, you've got to go all the way to the top. It's just us bean-counters down here. 1.3968 0.04662 189 130 43 16
493 And here is a chart that shows us we are all very high right now. 1.3968 0.04602 189 129 45 15
494 As you can see, Jack, profits have skyrocketed since we moved to the cloud. 1.3957 0.04572 187 127 46 14
495 Huh, so these are the giants of industry... 1.3957 0.04817 187 131 38 18
496 We told you in the interview that we were moving to the cloud.... 1.3957 0.04445 187 125 50 12
497 Jack, the meeting started at ten! 1.3957 0.04817 187 131 38 18
498 It looks like bean stocks are up. 1.3957 0.04380 187 124 52 11
499 The meeting you're looking for is on cloud nine 1.3957 0.04509 187 126 48 13
500 The giant warned us about him - he's some kind of bean counter. 1.3957 0.04696 187 129 42 16
501 Jack discovers "The Cloud", and hopes to trade his father's pig for a laptop and high-speed internet connection. 1.3957 0.04696 187 129 42 16
502 Jack is here to tell us why bean futures have outdone dairy 1.3957 0.04572 187 127 46 14
503 Magic beans? No, our fairy tale is about bitcoin. 1.3946 0.04410 185 123 51 11
504 ‘’No, actually we’re giants of industry.” 1.3946 0.04973 185 132 33 20
505 Jack: “I should have kept the cow...” 1.3946 0.04793 185 129 39 17
506 Excuse me, Jack. What does that have to do with the price of beans? 1.3946 0.04541 185 125 47 13
507 The success of our Cloud platform shows that our competitors don't know Jack. 1.3946 0.04476 185 124 49 12
508 Let's take a moment and thank Jack for eliminating our competition. 1.3946 0.04476 185 124 49 12
509 Jack has joined us to explain what all this has to do with the price of beans. 1.3934 0.04372 183 121 52 10
510 COFFEE beans, Jack! 1.3934 0.04574 183 124 46 13
511 As you can see, the stalk market is continuing to rise. 1.3934 0.04639 183 125 44 14
512 Jack, we said this was a stock meeting, not a stalk meeting 1.3934 0.04508 183 123 48 12
513 Steve, this isn't quite what I imagined when you said we'd be moving things to the cloud. 1.3929 0.04481 196 134 47 15
514 He looks like a stalker. 1.3913 0.04682 184 127 42 15
515 Bean stocks are climbing. 1.3913 0.04488 184 124 48 12
516 I thought you said this cloud platform was secure. 1.3913 0.04619 184 126 44 14
517 And our genetically modified beanstalks are completly normal. 1.3913 0.04745 184 128 40 16
518 Looks like someone already spilled the beans. 1.3913 0.04421 184 123 50 11
519 Ignore him. He thinks all growth is just magic. 1.3913 0.04619 184 126 44 14
520 Pay attention this time: three decaf lattes, three flat whites, and one of those strawberry lollipop thingies. 1.3913 0.04745 184 128 40 16
521 That’s the kind of growth we’re looking for, Jenkins. 1.3913 0.04354 184 122 52 10
522 Hold on, Simmons--it appears we're bein' stalked. 1.3913 0.04144 184 119 58 7
523 How can we keep our data safe if we let just ANYBODY onto the cloud? 1.3911 0.04433 179 119 49 10
524 I told you he was a stalker! 1.3911 0.04573 179 121 46 12
525 Is he stalking us? 1.3911 0.04573 179 121 46 12
526 All who smell the blood of an Englishman say, 'Aye.' 1.3911 0.04641 179 122 44 13
527 Looks like we picked the right growth stalks this quarter. 1.3911 0.04504 179 120 48 11
528 Your cloud storage is full. 1.3911 0.04708 179 123 42 14
529 Meet Jack our newest stalk holder. 1.3901 0.04906 182 129 35 18
530 Looks like it was a great deal when I I traded the cow. 1.3901 0.04384 182 121 51 10
531 Four cold brews, one chai mocha, two matcha lattes, and some of those magic beans. Thanks. 1.3901 0.04717 182 126 41 15
532 Sir, I’m afraid we may have a stalker 1.3889 0.04414 180 120 50 10
533 See, I told you our stalk was growing. 1.3889 0.04343 180 119 52 9
534 thank you for your input Jack, but I think we should take this off-vine 1.3889 0.04620 180 123 44 13
535 Say hello to our new bean-counter. 1.3876 0.04586 178 121 45 12
536 You need to log on. This is a virtual meeting in the cloud. 1.3876 0.05047 178 128 31 19
537 And who's living in a fairy tale? 1.3876 0.04654 178 122 43 13
538 Here’s one of our stalk holders now.” 1.3876 0.04445 178 119 49 10
539 When Jack realized the REAL golden goose was the apparently limitless capacity of a gullible American public to invest in pyramid schemes. 1.3876 0.04789 178 124 39 15
540 You must be the bean-counters. 1.3876 0.04586 178 121 45 12
541 We seem to be entering a period of rapid growth. 1.3876 0.04586 178 121 45 12
542 To conclude, if you think that bean stocks are on anything but an upward climb, then you don't know Jack. 1.3876 0.04789 178 124 39 15
543 We get it Jack, you’re the BRANCH manager, stop taking it so literally and get back to the meeting. 1.3876 0.04586 178 121 45 12
544 So ‘Jack and the Bean Counters’? Are we all in consensus then 1.3876 0.04789 178 124 39 15
545 Sorry, we have this cumulonimbus booked until 17:30. 1.3864 0.04959 176 125 34 17
546 Just what we need: another bean counter. 1.3864 0.04826 176 123 38 15
547 So much for our files being safe in the Cloud. 1.3864 0.04826 176 123 38 15
548 I bet you weren't expecting a corporate giant! 1.3864 0.04826 176 123 38 15
549 And as you will see, the future of enterprise computing is in the Cloud. 1.3851 0.04282 174 114 53 7
550 Jack, did I mention that BEAN STOCKS are a rising commodity? 1.3842 0.04528 177 120 46 11
551 No, we’re Sales. Returns and Exchanges is further up. 1.3842 0.04803 177 124 38 15
552 Look who's stalking us now! 1.3842 0.04457 177 119 48 10
553 Dammit! I thought we were safe from shareholders here. 1.3842 0.04457 177 119 48 10
554 Man. I’d really like that cow back. 1.3842 0.04599 177 121 44 12
555 There's nothing left to steal, Jack- we've foreclosed on the giant's castle and we're selling his assets. 1.3842 0.04870 177 125 36 16
556 We spent millions on penetration test, set up all our systems on the cloud and we get hacked by a kid with a handful of magic beans! 1.3837 0.04689 172 118 42 12
557 To conclude, fee-fi-fo-fum -- if next quarter is like this one, this company is done. 1.3837 0.04902 172 121 36 15
558 The fuck you lookin’ at, Bean Boy? 1.3837 0.05039 172 123 32 17
559 I say, hey you! Get off of my cloud. 1.3837 0.04616 172 117 44 11
560 Jack then realizes that he should have waited until stalks were higher before trading the family cow. 1.3837 0.04761 172 119 40 13
561 Sorry Jack, the giant sold his business to Amazon. But you can order your Golden Hens for delivery in 2 days. 1.3829 0.04633 175 120 43 12
562 I thought cloud computing was supposed to be secure. 1.3824 0.04651 170 116 43 11
563 The stalk may be climbing higher, but there could be giant repercussions. 1.3824 0.04870 170 119 37 14
564 Didn't we move to the Cloud to get RID of that stalker? 1.3818 0.04823 165 114 39 12
565 Great, now we have to reset the quarantine clock. 1.3815 0.04879 173 122 36 15
566 And if you believe this...I have some magic beans to sell you 1.3815 0.04370 173 115 50 8
567 And now our new chief growth officer will discuss revenue. Jack.. 1.3810 0.04452 168 112 48 8
568 Our cloud security protects us from lots of acronyms but apparently not GMOs. 1.3810 0.04836 168 116 38 13
569 Well done Jack. People, that’s the growth initiative I’m talking about. 1.3807 0.04321 176 117 51 8
570 Again, Jack? I said six lattes and one decaf. 1.3807 0.04750 176 123 39 14
571 Our systems are impervious to spoofing, phishing, trojan horses, and spearphishing. It's beanstalk penetration that has me worried. 1.3807 0.04681 176 122 41 13
572 Are you bean counters, too? 1.3801 0.04629 171 117 43 11
573 Wow! I can see Russia from here, 1.3795 0.05022 166 118 33 15
574 Apparently the bottom line amounts to a hill of beans." 1.3795 0.04485 166 111 47 8
575 Didn't you get the Zoom link? 1.3795 0.05095 166 119 31 16
576 It was at that moment Jack finally understood what true treasure was: actionable data. 1.3795 0.04875 166 116 37 13
577 Sorry I’m late - I couldn’t find the zoom link 1.3795 0.04485 166 111 47 8
578 Jack knew his dream was cliche, but at least it wasn't as impossible as the boomers neverending growth fantasy. 1.3795 0.04723 166 114 41 11
579 Fee-fi-fo-fum. I smell regulatory interference. 1.3787 0.04664 169 116 42 11
580 Love the enthusiasm for bean stocks, Jack, but a PowerPoint would’ve done the trick. 1.3787 0.04813 169 118 38 13
581 If you think that's how to get to the top, you don't know jack. 1.3787 0.04664 169 116 42 11
582 Turns out the real giant is corporate America. 1.3787 0.04664 169 116 42 11
583 No, this is Cloud 12. Cloud 9 is just to the south. 1.3787 0.04588 169 115 44 10
584 Increased profits have accompanied reducing our “Fees” outsourcing our “Fies” and a hostile takeover of our “Foes”. 1.3787 0.04885 169 119 36 14
585 Please stop calling our stock options ‘magic beans’. 1.3787 0.04813 169 118 38 13
586 No, this is the data cloud. Corporate giants are further up. 1.3787 0.04739 169 117 40 12
587 Upon climbing the beanstalk, Jack was disillusioned to discover that The Giant was none other than a corporation. And they indeed were people, too. 1.3787 0.04813 169 118 38 13
588 Well, Johnson, your projections have us in the land of fairy tales again. 1.3787 0.04664 169 116 42 11
589 Ever since he caught COVID, our head of security can't smell the blood of an English man. 1.3779 0.04824 172 121 37 14
590 There he is- the little sonofabitch who shook up the bean market. 1.3779 0.04894 172 122 35 15
591 Jack ruined the meeting when he noticed the graph was upside down 1.3779 0.05230 172 127 25 20
592 Yes Jack, we're holding our meetings in the cloud until the vaccine is available. 1.3779 0.04607 172 118 43 11
593 Wrong cloud Jack, we’re a corporate giant. 1.3779 0.04607 172 118 43 11
594 Jack, didn’t you know? Amazon acquired the rights to all fairy tales 1.3779 0.04753 172 120 39 13
595 Someone told me I could find some bean-counters up here. 1.3779 0.04457 172 116 47 9
596 And now we'll hear from our founder and CEO about his magic beans. 1.3779 0.04894 172 122 35 15
597 Jack, when the board said “Grow the business”, that’s not what we meant... 1.3779 0.04681 172 119 41 12
598 I think you misinterpreted what I said, this meeting's only for "stock" holders. 1.3779 0.04607 172 118 43 11
599 Hey kid, never saw a cloud-based meeting before? 1.3779 0.04681 172 119 41 12
600 I climbed all the way up here for this? 1.3779 0.04681 172 119 41 12
601 No, that’s on the next floor. 1.3779 0.04753 172 120 39 13
602 Magic Beans are up. 1.3772 0.04622 167 114 43 10
603 We don't beleive in magic beans. Our platform is cloud-based. 1.3772 0.04925 167 118 35 14
604 Getting that cow has really turned things around! 1.3772 0.04622 167 114 43 10
605 I thought you said Zoom cloud meetings were private, Barry. 1.3758 0.05257 149 106 30 13
606 I’m sorry Gary, I just think we’re too focused on the golden eggs while completely overlooking the value of the beans. 1.3758 0.04413 165 110 48 7
607 As you can see here, our fees went up, however fi, fo and fum went down last quarter. 1.3758 0.04578 165 112 44 9
608 Sorry Jack, that's not the type of exponential growth we're looking for. 1.3758 0.04329 165 109 50 6
609 Excuse me! We have the room for 7 more minutes. 1.3758 0.04814 165 115 38 12
610 Everyone's moving to the cloud, it seems. 1.3758 0.04413 165 110 48 7
611 We may be giants in cloud computing, Wainwright, but I fear short investors are stalking us. 1.3758 0.04496 165 111 46 8
612 Jack witnessed an iCloud meeting, long before Apple became a giant! 1.3758 0.04658 165 113 42 10
613 And as you can see our profits are rising like Jack and the proverbial...hey! 1.3758 0.04658 165 113 42 10
614 Cover your notes, please. It looks like we're being stalked. 1.3750 0.04753 168 117 39 12
615 We have the room till 2. 1.3750 0.04900 168 119 35 14
616 You forgot the donuts ! 1.3742 0.04271 163 107 51 5
617 Phillips, why don't you let Jack take over, he built this project from the ground up. 1.3742 0.04271 163 107 51 5
618 Clearly, stalks are rising. 1.3742 0.04694 163 112 41 10
619 Sorry, restrooms are employee-only. 1.3742 0.05155 163 118 29 16
620 Sorry, we already beat you to the goose that laid the golden egg. 1.3742 0.04694 163 112 41 10
621 Giant? No, We’re more of a jolly green conglomerate 1.3742 0.05081 163 117 31 15
622 I smell the blood of an intern. 1.3735 0.04713 166 115 40 11
623 Even if those beans are magical, please remember that past performance may not be indicative of future results. 1.3735 0.04475 166 112 46 8
624 Jack visits the land of the corporate giants. 1.3735 0.04866 166 117 36 13
625 Someone call security . We're being stalked. 1.3735 0.04635 166 114 42 10
626 The golden goose, was in fact, insider information. 1.3735 0.04556 166 113 44 9
627 Jack would soon realize that the beans were actually trademarked and licensed by a multilevel marketing empire. 1.3735 0.04940 166 118 34 14
628 What? No masks? 1.3727 0.05199 161 117 28 16
629 Now THERE'S a growth opportunity! 1.3727 0.04477 161 108 46 7
630 Thank God, the Bean Counters, have arrived 1.3727 0.04648 161 110 42 9
631 What do you mean our growth models are a fairytale? 1.3727 0.04892 161 113 36 12
632 Ok - now you have to sign a NDA 1.3727 0.04563 161 109 44 8
633 Corporate downsized the giants. 1.3727 0.04730 161 111 40 10
634 Ah ha, I see our beans for cows program is working! 1.3727 0.04812 161 112 38 11
635 AH! The Cable guy finally got here. 1.3727 0.05048 161 115 32 14
636 No, we don’t have golden eggs—only golden parachutes. 1.3727 0.04209 161 105 52 4
637 What did you think cloud computing was? 1.3720 0.04670 164 112 41 10
638 We'll get more blood of Englishman, but how do we monetize it? 1.3720 0.04905 164 116 35 13
639 Jack had always wondered about cloud computing 1.3720 0.04590 164 112 43 9
640 The giant was sort of a PR nightmare for us 1.3713 0.04842 167 118 36 13
641 Stalk growth and growth stocks are two completely different things. 1.3711 0.04768 159 110 39 10
642 Well,no. "In the cloud" is not a metaphor. 1.3711 0.04510 159 107 45 7
643 Yes, we are the big, bad, corporate giant. 1.3711 0.04768 159 110 39 10
644 The fat giant? He’s playing golf. 1.3711 0.05091 159 114 31 14
645 We'll have three flat whites, two cappuccinos, a cold brew, and a frappé. 1.3711 0.04851 159 111 37 11
646 How else was I going to move up after you removed the corporate ladder? 1.3711 0.04768 159 110 39 10
647 We're industry giants. 1.3711 0.04510 159 107 45 7
648 We're a large corporation. I wouldn't say giant. 1.3711 0.04684 159 109 41 9
649 Sorry I’m late, I thought it was supposed to be a zoom meeting. 1.3711 0.04932 159 112 35 12
650 Sorry - you need a password to enter this cloud storage meeting 1.3711 0.04768 159 110 39 10
651 Clearly this will only amount to a hill of beans. 1.3711 0.04684 159 109 41 9
652 This isn’t what I expected when you said this meeting was on the cloud” 1.3711 0.04768 159 110 39 10
653 Sales of magic beans recorded exponential growth this quarter. 1.3711 0.04932 159 112 35 12
654 Ah, just in time for his report on Bean Futures. 1.3711 0.04768 159 110 39 10
655 Well it seems stalks are high this quarter... 1.3711 0.04598 159 108 43 8
656 They told me to take it up to corporate 1.3711 0.04598 159 108 43 8
657 Just checking on how my bean stock is doing 1.3711 0.04932 159 112 35 12
658 And now here's Jack, to tell us about the stalk market. 1.3711 0.04510 159 107 45 7
659 I thought you said the cloud was safe. 1.3711 0.04684 159 109 41 9
660 I think you’re at the wrong cloud. 1.3711 0.04510 159 107 45 7
661 You keep the seed money. We keep the cash cow. 1.3711 0.04684 159 109 41 9
662 Damn, high up on Cloud Nine and they are still holding meetings that could’ve been an email. 1.3711 0.04768 159 110 39 10
663 Some of you may not know Jack. 1.3704 0.04541 162 110 44 8
664 that’s one cortado, one dry decaf cappuccino, 2 black coffees, 2 lattes, and an oat milk latte for me. you can remind that twirly barista that a latte and a cappuccino are not the same thing. If anything is cold when you get back up here, I’ll push you off this cloud and have you replaced before you hit the ground. Oh, and grab a quiche from the bakery across the street as well. 1.3697 0.05245 165 122 25 18
665 Fee and Fi are doing great. We need more Fum. 1.3694 0.04720 157 108 40 9
666 Sorry, kid. But if we had a golden goose, we wouldn’t be worrying about these fourth-quarter growth projections. 1.3694 0.04544 157 106 44 7
667 Republican business meeting in mask free heaven. 1.3694 0.05055 157 112 32 13
668 This is when Jack suddenly realized the "giant" was merely cover for corporate greed 1.3687 0.04309 160 106 49 5
669 Our new CEO has a track record of achieving unlimited growth with meager resources. 1.3677 0.04579 155 105 43 7
670 What did you think 'stored in the cloud' meant? 1.3677 0.04845 155 108 37 10
671 Well, now, there's a kid with giant ambitions. 1.3677 0.04758 155 107 39 9
672 I know everybody says to invest in the cloud, but I think beans still have room to grow. 1.3677 0.04579 155 105 43 7
673 Call IT - our cloud has been compromised. 1.3677 0.04392 155 103 47 5
674 I'm sorry, Jack. The data suggests you'r only half way there. 1.3677 0.04845 155 108 37 10
675 He stalks us even when we upload the meeting to the Cloud. 1.3675 0.04856 166 118 35 13
676 I smell the blood of a corporate spy. 1.3675 0.04703 166 116 39 11
677 No Jack, I know you're only an intern and you're a hard worker, but that's not the sort of stock growth we're interested in here. 1.3675 0.04856 166 118 35 13
678 ...yup, and it looks like he forgot the bagels again. 1.3675 0.04703 166 116 39 11
679 Haven’t you ever seen a corporate giant? 1.3675 0.04382 166 112 47 7
680 'If you're heading up there, can you tell him to turn down his goose?' 1.3671 0.04865 158 111 36 11
681 Hey, hey... You, you... Get off of my cloud! 1.3671 0.05107 158 114 30 14
682 The ticker symbol is FoFum and it likely will split soon 1.3671 0.04696 158 109 40 9
683 The real magic is compound interest young man. 1.3671 0.04947 158 112 34 12
684 We are bean counters, who are you? 1.3671 0.04696 158 109 40 9
685 Grind his bones? Or invite him to invest? 1.3671 0.04696 158 109 40 9
686 For those who don't know Jack. . . . 1.3671 0.04947 158 112 34 12
687 Is this where everything I sent to the cloud went? 1.3671 0.04781 158 110 38 10
688 Like I keep saying, these meetings "in the cloud" are not secure. 1.3671 0.04865 158 111 36 11
689 Jack sensed that this was not a fairy tale ending. 1.3671 0.04696 158 109 40 9
690 Jack checks the performance of his Bean Stock. 1.3671 0.04947 158 112 34 12
691 Excuse, me. We have this room booked until 3. 1.3671 0.04610 158 108 42 8
692 Fee high, low sum... 1.3671 0.04947 158 112 34 12
693 I told you working remotely wouldn't prevent corporate espionage. 1.3671 0.04781 158 110 38 10
694 You said, Braxton, and I quote, "up here we can't possibly be hacked!" 1.3671 0.04781 158 110 38 10
695 As I said, most of our growth has been organic. 1.3671 0.05028 158 113 32 13
696 Wrong beanstalk Jack. 1.3671 0.04696 158 109 40 9
697 Sorry Jack, we’ve got the room booked until 3 1.3671 0.04610 158 108 42 8
698 It just keeps going up, Jack. 1.3660 0.04614 153 104 42 7
699 HR got rid of the giant. He was a PR nightmare. 1.3660 0.04706 153 105 40 8
700 Shhh. That stalker is back. 1.3660 0.04706 153 105 40 8
701 We have a giant problem. 1.3660 0.04796 153 106 38 9
702 Jack and the bean-stocks meeting 1.3660 0.04224 153 100 50 3
703 Can we factor out the cows? And just, you know, offer beans for the blood of an Englishman? 1.3660 0.04885 153 107 36 10
704 Oh, sorry. Wrong cloud! 1.3660 0.04885 153 107 36 10
705 We got tired of Zoom. 1.3660 0.04796 153 106 38 9
706 Only a matter of time before all business is being done in the cloud. 1.3660 0.05058 153 109 32 12
707 This is morbidities. Commodities is one cloud up. 1.3654 0.05071 156 112 31 13
708 You’re all smaller than I was expecting. 1.3654 0.04905 156 110 35 11
709 Jack, perfect timing. We just started discussing the advantages of Miracle Grow. 1.3654 0.05152 156 113 29 14
710 Well, I see we have another corporate climber! 1.3654 0.04555 156 106 43 7
711 Are you from the home office? 1.3654 0.04645 156 107 41 8
712 So this is where my zoom recordings go when I save them to the cloud! 1.3654 0.04733 156 108 39 9
713 This is the Amazon board meeting. The Tesla board is meeting on cloud 9.” 1.3654 0.04645 156 107 41 8
714 I see we may have been too pessimistic in our beanstalk growth projection. 1.3654 0.04733 156 108 39 9
715 If you mean giant corporation, then you're in the right place. 1.3654 0.04905 156 110 35 11
716 Hey, I was told the cloud is secure. 1.3654 0.04733 156 108 39 9
717 No, this is the Giant Conglomerate. The guy you're looking for is two clouds over. 1.3648 0.04672 159 110 40 9
718 Hang in there, Jack. 2021 is coming. 1.3648 0.04921 159 113 34 12
719 Sorry, we're not interested in organic growth. 1.3648 0.04672 159 110 40 9
720 I’m sorry, but the Golden Goose got a Golden Parachute 1.3648 0.05158 159 116 28 15
721 On his way up what he thought was the corporate ladder, Jack discovers the true essence of capitalism. 1.3648 0.04840 159 112 36 11
722 Crop growth is exceeding projections this quarter. 1.3648 0.04840 159 112 36 11
723 Here comes our new bean counter now. 1.3648 0.04586 159 109 42 8
724 I see our guest speaker has arrived to discuss magic bean futures. 1.3648 0.04586 159 109 42 8
725 Well, we're considered a giant in our field! 1.3648 0.04672 159 110 40 9
726 Well, so much for cloud-based security. 1.3648 0.04499 159 108 44 7
727 Keep climbing kid, the giant is one cloud up 1.3648 0.04921 159 113 34 12
728 The golden goose sits with the management, top floor. 1.3648 0.04840 159 112 36 11
729 This is not a good time to sell your cow. 1.3648 0.04921 159 113 34 12
730 Not now, Jack! 1.3648 0.04757 159 111 38 10
731 Sorry Jack, the giant took a leverage buyout and retired to Boca. 1.3648 0.04840 159 112 36 11
732 I thought you updated our spyware, Wilkins. 1.3648 0.04499 159 108 44 7
733 Nice you could join us, Jack. Let me guess, you made another ‘deal’? 1.3648 0.05002 159 114 32 13
734 We are very bullish on Bean Stalk futures, barring a fee-fi-fo-fum event. 1.3642 0.04926 151 106 35 10
735 No we're the bean counters. The giants are upstairs. 1.3636 0.05031 154 110 32 12
736 Cash Cows? You don't know beans about cash cows, Jack. 1.3636 0.04859 154 108 36 10
737 If you would've asked for a bean counter early on, the business would still be on solid ground. 1.3636 0.04946 154 109 34 11
738 Sure, I guess you could say we're a corporate giant. 1.3636 0.04681 154 106 40 8
739 Our handful of beans for a cow promotion is working surprisingly well! 1.3636 0.04590 154 105 42 7
740 The merger didn't go through. We'll need the cow back. 1.3636 0.04681 154 106 40 8
741 Tell the downstairs office to get an ax 1.3636 0.04681 154 106 40 8
742 As you can see, interest in bean futures is climbing. 1.3636 0.04681 154 106 40 8
743 I know. I look smaller in real life. 1.3636 0.04590 154 105 42 7
744 I was told this is where the bean counters meet. 1.3636 0.04859 154 108 36 10
745 I knew this budget meeting was a fantasy. 1.3636 0.05031 154 110 32 12
746 That Zoom background is a bit much, Jack. 1.3636 0.04590 154 105 42 7
747 You’re all full of beans at the stalk brokers conference today! 1.3636 0.04771 154 107 38 9
748 No, no, I said more bean STOCKS. 1.3636 0.04946 154 109 34 11
749 Why doesn't anyone ever pay attention when I'm talking? 1.3631 0.04580 168 117 41 10
750 I propose to grind his bones to make our bread. 1.3631 0.04532 157 107 43 7
751 Before we climb down, would anyone like to pee off the edge one last time?" 1.3631 0.04962 157 112 33 12
752 In the news, Jack was arrested yesterday for hacking beans futures information of Giant Corp, stored on the corporate cloud. 1.3631 0.04795 157 110 37 10
753 These are some of the people who thought the virus was under control, Jack! 1.3631 0.04709 157 109 39 9
754 Don’t stare...that’s the CEO’s son. 1.3631 0.05044 157 113 31 13
755 As you can see, magical thinking has served us well this year. 1.3631 0.04621 157 108 41 8
756 In view of this development, maybe we should revisit the decision to lay off the giant. 1.3624 0.04589 149 101 42 6
757 It was at that moment that Jack realized a golden parachute was preferable to any goose. 1.3624 0.04782 149 103 38 8
758 Back to work, Jack, we're in a high level meeting! 1.3624 0.04876 149 104 36 9
759 Fee-fi-fo-fum! I smell a risk to net income. 1.3624 0.05321 149 109 26 14
760 This is Three-Five-Four. Fee-Fi-Fo is one cloud up 1.3624 0.04782 149 103 38 8
761 I wonder what he did to get that kind of growth. 1.3624 0.04968 149 105 34 10
762 Free-WiFi-Fo-Fum 1.3624 0.04589 149 101 42 6
763 I’m afraid the Giant was downsized. 1.3624 0.04782 149 103 38 8
764 Jack stalking the bean counters 1.3624 0.05235 149 108 28 13
765 Good news, Jack. Our magic beans sales are going through the roof! 1.3624 0.04589 149 101 42 6
766 As this chart shows, our business is growing like a... someone help me think of the right word. 1.3624 0.05059 149 106 32 11
767 Apparently keeping our data in the cloud isn't as secure as we thought. 1.3624 0.04876 149 104 36 9
768 The projection for his return on the magic beans is quite positive, barring a giant problem. 1.3624 0.05059 149 106 32 11
769 Jack, I'm afraid the cow for seeds deal has put you in rather a bad light. 1.3624 0.05059 149 106 32 11
770 I assume you’re looking for a golden parachute? 1.3624 0.04386 149 99 46 4
771 We're marketing. The bean-counters are one floor up." 1.3624 0.04782 149 103 38 8
772 It was at that moment that Jack realized how to monetize his magic beans. 1.3624 0.04968 149 105 34 10
773 Jack discovers the Genesis of the dark web. 1.3624 0.04589 149 101 42 6
774 Jack, once again, you are late. 1.3624 0.04782 149 103 38 8
775 Spotting the golden egos. 1.3624 0.04968 149 105 34 10
776 Jack here will be our guest speaker today. He'll be discussing trade deals. 1.3624 0.05059 149 106 32 11
777 Jack and the bean stock holders 1.3624 0.04782 149 103 38 8
778 Sorry sir, we no longer provide seed funding 1.3624 0.04782 149 103 38 8
779 No, the big guy is one cloud up. 1.3624 0.04686 149 102 40 7
780 Look Jack! Your Magic Bean stock is experiencing strong momentum. 1.3624 0.04686 149 102 40 7
781 Jack, for God's sake, we reserved this space a week ago. 1.3624 0.04589 149 101 42 6
782 You were supposed to take the corporate ladder. 1.3624 0.05059 149 106 32 11
783 As you can see, with the market stabilizing, bean stalks are on the rise again. 1.3624 0.04589 149 101 42 6
784 Is our cloud security configured to prevent any unauthorized access? " 1.3624 0.04686 149 102 40 7
785 Our daycare just couldn't handle him. 1.3624 0.04876 149 104 36 9
786 We appreciate the interest but succeeding here is more than just picking high performance stalks. 1.3624 0.04782 149 103 38 8
787 The Giant sold his cloud to WeWork. 1.3624 0.05321 149 109 26 14
788 Don’t worry about Jack. We gave him a golden parachute. 1.3624 0.05147 149 107 30 12
789 Corporate giants are all that live up here now, Jack. 1.3624 0.04968 149 105 34 10
790 It’s not casual Friday Jack, put on a damn suit 1.3624 0.04686 149 102 40 7
791 And at that moment, Jack realized that all work and no play would make him a dull, dull boy. 1.3624 0.04782 149 103 38 8
792 Jack, you were supposed to Zoom in. 1.3605 0.04821 147 102 37 8
793 Despite impressive magic bean growth, giant problems are anticipated. 1.3605 0.04917 147 103 35 9
794 Fee-fi-fo-fired. 1.3605 0.04724 147 101 39 7
795 He breached cloud security. 1.3605 0.04917 147 103 35 9
796 I don't think you know Jack. 1.3605 0.05103 147 105 31 11
797 I think I need to stop microdosing. 1.3605 0.05103 147 105 31 11
798 Fee Fi Fo Fum. I smell a bonus of a massive sum. 1.3605 0.04917 147 103 35 9
799 ...And that was the day Jack learned that the real evil giant was capitalism. 1.3605 0.05103 147 105 31 11
800 Hey, these ARE cool beans. 1.3605 0.04821 147 102 37 8
801 We're aiming for similar stock growth. 1.3600 0.04849 150 105 36 9
802 Hit the road, Jack! 1.3600 0.04756 150 104 38 8
803 I see you've heard about our unparalleled growth opportunity. 1.3600 0.04941 150 106 34 10
804 I'll take cows over bitcoin any day 1.3600 0.04661 150 103 40 7
805 Welcome to the annual bean counter meeting. 1.3600 0.04756 150 104 38 8
806 Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell someone who’s not in our algorithm 1.3600 0.04756 150 104 38 8
807 Who needs magic beans when you've got statistics? 1.3581 0.05074 148 106 31 11
808 Bean STOCKS, Jack. 1.3562 0.04835 146 102 36 8
809 Hi, Jack. We’re the bean counters. 1.3562 0.04635 146 100 40 6
810 Don't let me disturb you. I'm working my way to the top. 1.3562 0.05119 146 105 30 11
811 Somehow this is even scarier than the giant. 1.3562 0.05211 146 106 28 12
812 For the last time, we're analyzing STOCKS. 1.3562 0.04736 146 101 38 7
813 We're considered giants in our respective field. 1.3562 0.04635 146 100 40 6
814 Wouldn't Zoom be so much easier than meeting like this? 1.3562 0.05026 146 104 32 10
815 Stalks are up this quarter. 1.3562 0.05026 146 104 32 10
816 We do need a bean counter. 1.3562 0.04635 146 100 40 6
817 To bring the investor's viewpoint to our meeting, I have invited a stalkholder. 1.3562 0.05026 146 104 32 10
818 Not to worry. Here’s a copy of the NDA he signed when he bought the beans. 1.3562 0.04835 146 102 36 8
819 Oh, him? He is our new bean-counter. 1.3562 0.05026 146 104 32 10
820 If you're looking for the giant, he was downsized 1.3562 0.04835 146 102 36 8
821 That's the moment Jack realized that his future was tied to bean futures. 1.3562 0.05026 146 104 32 10
822 Dante had it upside down 1.3562 0.04635 146 100 40 6
823 Damn. I should have kept the cow. 1.3562 0.05389 146 108 24 14
824 Can we agree that we smell the blood of an Englishman and that the unit price is trending up? 1.3562 0.05119 146 105 30 11
825 Get lost, Jack. You don’t know beans about stocks. 1.3562 0.04835 146 102 36 8
826 I'm up high, but this sure looks like hell. 1.3562 0.04835 146 102 36 8
827 We're subletting from the Giant while he's on vacation. 1.3562 0.04835 146 102 36 8
828 Good thing I’m a stalk holder! 1.3562 0.05119 146 105 30 11
829 Now if you 'll look to the left, Jack will help us visualize our growth model 1.3562 0.04736 146 101 38 7
830 Bean counters?! No, we're analysts. The bean counters are several clouds below. 1.3562 0.04532 146 99 42 5
831 I'm sorry, this is a private meeting. 1.3562 0.05211 146 106 28 12
832 Why yes, technically I'm a stalker. 1.3562 0.04635 146 100 40 6
833 I always wondered what was in the cloud. 1.3562 0.04835 146 102 36 8
834 Contrary to what you may be thinking, I am not a stalker. 1.3562 0.05026 146 104 32 10
835 We're working on a giant deal. 1.3562 0.04835 146 102 36 8
836 And what would you know about generating growth, young man? 1.3562 0.04532 146 99 42 5
837 Our intern, Jack, is here to tell us about cloud storage. 1.3562 0.04835 146 102 36 8
838 So that's the afterlife. 1.3562 0.05026 146 104 32 10
839 Growth stalk. Sky's the limit. 1.3562 0.04736 146 101 38 7
840 I see the bean counter has finally made it. 1.3562 0.04835 146 102 36 8
841 It’s okay. He signed an NDA for mere beans. 1.3562 0.05026 146 104 32 10
842 Looks like Jack's stalk rose 75% this week. 1.3562 0.04532 146 99 42 5
843 He's the only one who knows beans about investing. 1.3562 0.04318 146 97 46 3
844 Our cloud security has been hijacked! 1.3562 0.05119 146 105 30 11
845 Looks like we can't get away from your stalker. 1.3562 0.05026 146 104 32 10
846 Now, as you can see, the value of our stalks are growing exponentially. 1.3562 0.04835 146 102 36 8
847 Didn't we tell you that cloud computing will be taking off big time in 2021, Jack? 1.3562 0.04931 146 103 34 9
848 Maybe if you actually read the memo you’d know today’s meeting was about stocks and not stalks, Jack 1.3562 0.04835 146 102 36 8
849 Funny, but I was just going to propose selling our livestock commodities and getting into bean futures. 1.3542 0.04459 144 97 43 4
850 Well, what did you think cloud computing looked like? 1.3542 0.04566 144 98 41 5
851 Nice Magic Beanstalk you've got there, boy. But next time try the Corporate Ladder." 1.3542 0.05440 144 107 23 14
852 I smell the blood of an Actuary man. 1.3542 0.04671 144 99 39 6
853 Well Jack, It looks like you’ve found the corporate ladder! 1.3542 0.04671 144 99 39 6
854 Great, another bean counter. 1.3542 0.05070 144 103 31 10
855 It amounts to more than a hill of beans. 1.3542 0.04671 144 99 39 6
856 At this altitude we wear ties young man. 1.3542 0.04875 144 101 35 8
857 Ah, here's Jack now, any questions about exponential growth -he's your man! 1.3542 0.04875 144 101 35 8
858 As you can see, stalks are way up. 1.3542 0.05070 144 103 31 10
859 The giant was furloughed. 1.3542 0.04566 144 98 41 5
860 So this is where the corporate ladder ends up. 1.3542 0.05070 144 103 31 10
861 I didn't expect to find a bunch of beancounters 1.3542 0.04671 144 99 39 6
862 Jack, your insistent stalking must stop! 1.3542 0.05165 144 104 29 11
863 For the last time, Jack, we don't need another bean counter. 1.3542 0.04875 144 101 35 8
864 Stalks are finally looking up! 1.3542 0.05070 144 103 31 10
865 Good, you're here. The company bean counters would like to hear about your account now. 1.3542 0.05258 144 105 27 12
866 Jack, ‘bring your son to work’ day is next week 1.3542 0.04974 144 102 33 9
867 Fee-fi-fo-fum, what venture capital firm are you from? 1.3542 0.04566 144 98 41 5
868 Jack has to work from home while the suits in accounting get to work from the cloud 1.3542 0.04774 144 100 37 7
869 Didn't they tell us migrating to the cloud would be completely secure? 1.3542 0.05165 144 104 29 11
870 You guys don’t know Jack! 1.3542 0.05258 144 105 27 12
871 The sky's the limit for the magic bean market 1.3542 0.04774 144 100 37 7
872 Our cloud service continues to grow, But as you can see, our firewall is lacking in its capacity to prevent invasive hackers 1.3542 0.04875 144 101 35 8
873 I knew corporate was full of a bunch of airheads 1.3542 0.05070 144 103 31 10
874 I told you I had a meeting in the cloud. But no, you had to see for yourself! 1.3542 0.05165 144 104 29 11
875 Jack’s “magic” had been insider trading all along. 1.3542 0.04974 144 102 33 9
876 There has been some restructuring and the Giant has been moved to the fifth floor. 1.3542 0.04671 144 99 39 6
877 It appears our forecast was off. Growth IS sky high. 1.3542 0.05070 144 103 31 10
878 Bean futures are taking a giant step forward. 1.3542 0.04974 144 102 33 9
879 Look to the left to see one of the many potential uses for our most recent genetic engineering success. 1.3542 0.04875 144 101 35 8
880 The giant outsourced, and the gold's been chewed up by fees. You should have kept the cow. 1.3542 0.05350 144 106 25 13
881 Keep going. You're trending. 1.3542 0.04459 144 97 43 4
882 I thought the cloud was supposed to be secure. 1.3542 0.04974 144 102 33 9
883 Your bean counters don’t know Jack. 1.3542 0.04875 144 101 35 8
884 He's still stalking us. 1.3542 0.04671 144 99 39 6
885 The Stalk Market is expected to keep climbing in 2021. 1.3542 0.05070 144 103 31 10
886 Late again, Jack? What's your excuse this time. 1.3542 0.04875 144 101 35 8
887 You're out of luck; the big man left with a golden parachute. 1.3542 0.04875 144 101 35 8
888 As you can see, this stalk keeps going up! 1.3542 0.05165 144 104 29 11
889 Our new analyst expects a giant crash. 1.3542 0.05070 144 103 31 10
890 How far do I have to go guys before I get that raise? 1.3542 0.04974 144 102 33 9
891 Don’t look now, but I think our cloud security is being breached! 1.3542 0.04974 144 102 33 9
892 Now I would like to turn to our Chief Bean Counter for his perspective on this Giant opportunity 1.3542 0.04774 144 100 37 7
893 Jack, great timing. We’re desperately in need of bean counters. 1.3542 0.04875 144 101 35 8
894 How anticlimactic. Just beancounters who don’t know Jack 1.3542 0.05165 144 104 29 11
895 So those are the bean counters they warned me about. 1.3542 0.04671 144 99 39 6
896 From my point of view, all of this just looks like magical thinking. 1.3542 0.05165 144 104 29 11
897 Guess I climbed the wrong stock 1.3542 0.04774 144 100 37 7
898 My wife you say? Tell her i'll be down in a minute 1.3542 0.04671 144 99 39 6
899 It smells like someone is stalking the cloud economy. 1.3542 0.04774 144 100 37 7
900 And as you can see our stalk is way up. 1.3542 0.04875 144 101 35 8
901 I thought the cloud was supposed to keep ‘stalkers’ out. 1.3542 0.04875 144 101 35 8
902 So THIS is how you climb the corporate ladder? 1.3542 0.05070 144 102 31 10
903 As Jack climbed he found the lowest level of heaven, endless meetings but sometimes they brought in snacks. 1.3542 0.04974 144 102 33 9
904 So that’s why they need a golden parachute? 1.3542 0.05165 144 104 29 11
905 We think it may be time to discuss a stalk split. 1.3542 0.04566 144 98 41 5
906 Jack enjoyed stalking the bean counters. 1.3542 0.05070 144 103 31 10
907 As you can see, our recovery projections are a complete fairytale 1.3542 0.05165 144 104 29 11
908 And so Jack found the giants of industry... 1.3537 0.04710 147 102 38 7
909 We're taking over your fairy tale, buddy. It's Jack and the bean counters now. 1.3537 0.04998 147 105 32 10
910 And they said cloud computing would not amount to a hill of beans 1.3521 0.05017 142 101 32 9
911 Clearly the market reflects rising bean stalks. 1.3521 0.05116 142 102 30 10
912 It's another bean counter who lost his job to cloud computing. Don't make eye contact. 1.3521 0.04916 142 100 34 8
913 No, the Golden Goose is next cloud up. 1.3521 0.04814 142 99 36 7
914 and it was then when jack realized, he was at the wrong branch. 1.3521 0.04916 142 100 34 8
915 Jack, believing he is climbing the proverbial corporate “ladder”, discovers he has arrived at his first board meeting underdressed for the occasion. 1.3521 0.04814 142 99 36 7
916 Apparently, team, he doesn't know Jack about cloud meetings. 1.3521 0.04492 142 96 42 4
917 You think you're too big to fail? Wait until you see the guy following me down! 1.3521 0.04814 142 99 36 7
918 You're supposed to climb the corporate LADDER. 1.3521 0.04709 142 98 38 6
919 Our latest crop yields speak for themselves 1.3521 0.04709 142 98 38 6
920 No, it’s a conference cloud. Keep climbing. 1.3521 0.05017 142 101 32 9
921 Jack is working from home today. 1.3521 0.05017 142 101 32 9
922 Now our colleague Jack will explain how magic beans are a viable business plan. 1.3521 0.04916 142 100 34 8
923 What do you know about growing marijuana? 1.3521 0.05017 142 101 32 9
924 The giant is in conference room 3. 1.3521 0.04814 142 99 36 7
925 For obvious reasons, we're feeling bullish about bean futures. 1.3521 0.05212 142 103 28 11
926 And when Jack climbed the bean stalk he discovered a giant stock option to invest in. 1.3521 0.04709 142 98 38 6
927 So, this is where all my data is! 1.3521 0.05116 142 102 30 10
928 The Kingdom is seven clouds up, we're marketing. 1.3521 0.04916 142 100 34 8
929 It's bean STALK, not stock! 1.3521 0.05116 142 102 30 10
930 Fee-fi-fo-fum... I smell the blood of my ex-wife’s son. 1.3521 0.05307 142 104 26 12
931 Magic bean futures are up, but the goose that lays golden eggs is the next cloud up. 1.3521 0.04814 142 99 36 7
932 Ignore the bean counter: stalks are skyrocketing. 1.3521 0.04814 142 99 36 7
933 He's here to slay the corporate giant 1.3521 0.04814 142 99 36 7
934 Beanstalks people, it's a growth industry 1.3521 0.05116 142 102 30 10
935 Fee-Fi-Fo-Fum I think we've found our new Om-Buds-Man 1.3521 0.05017 142 101 32 9
936 Jack's been stalking the market. It keeps going up and up. 1.3521 0.05017 142 101 32 9
937 Oh oh, the beancounter has arrived! 1.3521 0.04379 142 95 44 3
938 What did you expect in the cloud? 1.3521 0.05116 142 102 30 10
939 Be sure to let the top brass know that stalks are up. 1.3521 0.04814 142 99 36 7
940 It’s worse than we thought. The Giant is a Corporation! 1.3521 0.04916 142 100 34 8
941 Sorry lad, the cow for beans thing is not the ROI we were looking for. 1.3521 0.04709 142 98 38 6
942 I gave up a cow for a bunch of consultants? 1.3521 0.04916 142 100 34 8
943 And now Jack will share good news about next year's growth projections. 1.3521 0.04709 142 98 38 6
944 And as far as bean futures "the sky's the limit" 1.3521 0.04916 142 100 34 8
945 I assure you ladies and gentleman, Giant Industries is too big to fall! 1.3521 0.04814 142 99 36 7
946 Our youngest bean counter is on his way up . 1.3521 0.04814 142 99 36 7
947 Jack is the only one who tested negative. 1.3521 0.05492 142 106 22 14
948 I assure you what I actually said was ‘high growth stocks’. 1.3521 0.05116 142 102 30 10
949 No, we're a telecom giant- your guy is two clouds over. 1.3521 0.05017 142 101 32 9
950 Intern orientation is the next stalk over 1.3521 0.05017 142 101 32 9
951 And after Jack climbed the beanstalk, he encountered a Corporate Giant. 1.3521 0.05307 142 104 26 12
952 As this chart shows, there is, we believe, tremendous growth potential in bean stocks. 1.3521 0.04814 142 99 36 7
953 Ohhhh... Giants of INDUSTRY! 1.3521 0.05017 142 101 32 9
954 Want to talk about the climbing stalk prices 1.3521 0.05017 142 101 32 9
955 Wrong fairy tale, kid. The Giant is three clouds up. 1.3514 0.04380 148 100 44 4
956 Heaven's secrets are intended to be held in strict confidence. Which of you spilled the beans? 1.3500 0.04959 140 99 33 8
957 I know Roger’s presentation is boring, but seriously guys, try to pay attention. 1.3500 0.04959 140 99 33 8
958 They say I don't know Jack. This should change their minds. 1.3500 0.04747 140 97 37 6
959 Okay, so who spilled the beans regarding our secret meeting spot? 1.3500 0.05061 140 100 31 9
960 You're never going to believe it. They still think they can completely reopen the economy. 1.3500 0.04637 140 96 39 5
961 It’s stalk, not stock, but the trajectory looks right on. 1.3500 0.04637 140 96 39 5
962 Sorry I'm late. Is this the bean counters meeting? 1.3500 0.04854 140 98 35 7
963 The Story of Jack and the Enchanted Bean Counters 1.3500 0.04637 140 96 39 5
964 We'd love you opinion on bean futures Jack. 1.3500 0.04959 140 99 33 8
965 Ignore him -- he doesn't know jack about beans. 1.3500 0.04854 140 98 35 7
966 We need to make a rule about climbing the corporate ladder during meetings 1.3500 0.04959 140 99 33 8
967 You want the next beanstalk over. We’re the giants of industry. 1.3500 0.04854 140 98 35 7
968 Well, they don't call us giants of the stalk market for nothing. 1.3500 0.05061 140 99 31 9
969 Fees, refi's, and financial fumbles I smell profits in only-cow bumbles Be them alive or be them dead We can leverage magic beans to get ahead 1.3500 0.05162 140 101 29 10
970 Yes, we are the GIANTS of industry 1.3500 0.05061 140 100 31 9
971 How do I get off this thing? 1.3500 0.05162 140 101 29 10
972 No no, scratch that, I think I've just found our new growth stock 1.3500 0.05061 140 100 31 9
973 And that's when poor Jack realized the man lied when he promised Jack the beans were organic and non-GMO. 1.3500 0.04854 140 98 35 7
974 Excellent growth Jack, but that's not quite the stock we're looking to invest in. 1.3500 0.05061 140 100 31 9
975 You’re saying if I invest my mother’s only cow, I can expect that much growth on my return? 1.3500 0.04747 140 97 37 6
976 That boy could spill the beans about the cloud. 1.3500 0.05162 140 101 29 10
977 That guy doesn't know Jack and he's off his bean. But he's a climber. 1.3500 0.04637 140 96 39 5
978 Enough about growth potential, let's get back to bean counting. 1.3500 0.04854 140 98 35 7
979 The graph is nice, but I like this magic bean idea. 1.3500 0.04854 140 98 35 7
980 Fees Fines Folds Funds 1.3500 0.05162 140 101 29 10
981 That’s right Jack, but the magic castle is just one of our many timeshare options. 1.3500 0.05452 140 104 23 13
982 No, you're not lost. After losing his money bags, enchanted hen and golden harp, the Giant converted his castle to a co-working space to pay the bills. 1.3500 0.04854 140 98 35 7
983 I have really got to stop microdosing. 1.3500 0.05162 140 101 29 10
984 As you can see, bean stalk growths have been off the charts. 1.3497 0.04988 143 102 32 9
985 Looks like Jack is taking some liberties with ‘business casual’ again. 1.3478 0.04560 138 94 40 4
986 And that’s when Jack realized he climbed the wrong bean stock and ended up with the Corporate Giants 1.3478 0.04786 138 96 36 6
987 Don't worry- we're too big to fall. 1.3456 0.04937 136 96 33 7
988 Shit! 1.3456 0.05046 136 97 31 8
989 Sorry Jack, we had to let him go. No need for a bone grinder, all we do now is crunch numbers 1.3456 0.05046 136 96 31 8
990 Disgruntled customer discovers “Golden Goose” marketing strategy. 1.3456 0.05046 136 97 31 8
991 We can always use a rising young bean-counter who can work in the cloud. 1.3453 0.04866 139 98 34 7
992 Hello I am your cloud server. Can I get you anything? 1.3453 0.05178 139 101 28 10
993 Jack, we’ve talked about this, dammit. 1.3453 0.04758 139 97 36 6
994 The giant is one cloud up. We're his legal team. 1.3453 0.04866 139 98 34 7
995 We’re Giant Inc. You’ve got the wrong cloud. 1.3433 0.05092 134 96 30 8
996 Projections for golden egg futures are sky high. 1.3433 0.04630 134 92 38 4
997 Magic bean futures are up. 1.3433 0.04867 134 94 34 6
998 This is mergers and acquisitions. Giants are further up the stalk. 1.3433 0.04867 134 94 34 6
999 This is accounting, golden geese are 3 floors up, next to payroll. 1.3433 0.04981 134 95 32 7
1000 When businesses moved everything into the cloud,Jack realised his mother had been right about the beans 1.3433 0.05412 134 99 24 11
1001 I'm sorry Jack but this meeting is about growing our "stock". 1.3433 0.04981 134 95 32 7
1002 I reserved this conference room weeks ago. 1.3433 0.04867 134 94 34 6
1003 Jack meets the corporate giant. 1.3433 0.04867 134 94 34 6
1004 I know he sees us, but let's sit tight and see if he can get himself down. 1.3433 0.04981 134 95 32 7
1005 Hey, everybody. I want you to meet the guy who made it all possible, our chief bean counter, Jack. 1.3433 0.05412 134 99 24 11
1006 Uh hi... Is this the bean counters meeting? 1.3433 0.04981 134 95 32 7
1007 Excuse me, but this is a private Board Meeting in the cloud. 1.3433 0.05092 134 96 30 8
1008 We’re cloud analysts. The tech giants are further up. 1.3433 0.05092 134 96 30 8
1009 when we started this fund Jack only had one bean. 1.3433 0.04750 134 93 36 5
1010 This is all that's at the top, a bunch of bean counters? 1.3433 0.04981 134 95 32 7
1011 Bathroom is on the 8th floor, Jack. 1.3433 0.04981 134 95 32 7
1012 As you can see, our bean stocks are getting higher and higher 1.3433 0.04750 134 93 36 5
1013 Even without Fee, Fi Fo, Fun factored in, stalks are up 35%. 1.3433 0.04750 134 93 36 5
1014 Oh, good Jack is here with the magic beans report. 1.3433 0.05515 134 100 22 12
1015 Sure, we’re not giant, but our valuation is. 1.3433 0.04867 134 94 33 6
1016 Jack — you’ve been let go. Stop stalking your co-workers. 1.3433 0.04867 134 94 34 6
1017 Sorry, we're only industry giants here. 1.3433 0.05201 134 97 28 9
1018 I know I'm not what you envisioned, but I'm God. Who the hell are you? 1.3433 0.05515 134 100 22 12
1019 Robust growth in magic bean futures hinges exclusively on belief factors 1.3433 0.05201 134 97 28 9
1020 I say we focus on the stalk holder. 1.3433 0.04981 134 95 32 7
1021 Hey Jack, according to the latest beans’ talk we’ll be charting nothing but blue sky growth! 1.3433 0.04867 134 94 34 6
1022 Excuse me, you don't have the room until 2:30 1.3433 0.04750 134 93 36 5
1023 As you can see, bean future markets should continue to soar. 1.3433 0.04867 134 94 34 6
1024 No, he's not here. After he formed Giant Corp., the Board forced him out. He took his next egg and left with a Golden Parachute. 1.3433 0.05412 134 99 24 11
1025 When we finally ditched reality we started seeing phenomenal results. 1.3433 0.05308 134 98 26 10
1026 Turns out "golden eggs" and "nest eggs" are two very different things... 1.3433 0.04630 134 92 38 4
1027 The beans still worked, but, somehow, the cloud didn't seem the same. 1.3433 0.04867 134 94 34 6
1028 Giants aren’t what they used to be, kid. 1.3433 0.04867 134 94 34 6
1029 Beancounters, I presume? 1.3431 0.04684 137 95 37 5
1030 Bean stocks are reaching new highs. 1.3429 0.04730 140 98 36 6
1031 And due to our robust utilization of cloud networking, sales have --excuse me, can we help you? 1.3429 0.05147 140 102 28 10
1032 Jack was our top sales guy but he decided to branch out. 1.3429 0.04730 140 98 36 6
1033 We're giants of industry, kid, not bean counters. 1.3429 0.05245 140 103 26 11
1034 I thought we'd have some privacy when we moved to this Cloud technology. 1.3429 0.04620 140 97 38 5
1035 Sorry Jack. This meeting is for bean counters, not beanstalkers. 1.3429 0.04838 140 99 34 7
1036 Yes, but how much of that new growth was organic? 1.3429 0.04943 140 100 32 8
1037 This is reality, kid. There are no castles in the sky. 1.3429 0.05342 140 104 24 12
1038 I don’t care how much you paid for the magic beans, this is still confidential! 1.3429 0.05046 140 101 30 9
1039 So your telling me I bought magic beans to attend a meeting that could have just been an email?!? 1.3429 0.05046 140 101 30 9
1040 Are you here for the golden parachute? 1.3429 0.04508 140 96 40 4
1041 ‘And for the record, apparently he does know Jack.’ 1.3429 0.04620 140 97 38 5
1042 Is the elevator down? 1.3409 0.05139 132 95 29 8
1043 ...and everywhere you look stalks are up. 1.3409 0.04412 132 89 41 2
1044 Sorry, Jack, Cloud Nine is a corporate site. 1.3409 0.04908 132 93 33 6
1045 As you can see, bean stocks are surging this month. 1.3409 0.04789 132 92 35 5
1046 He's cloud sourcing. 1.3409 0.04789 132 92 35 5
1047 People, our bean counters don't know Jack. 1.3409 0.05025 132 94 31 7
1048 We did a leveraged buyout of the giant and the golden egg market is fantastic 1.3409 0.05359 132 97 25 10
1049 Green Giant stock climbs up. 1.3409 0.05025 132 94 31 7
1050 And what does HR give us? Another bean-counter. 1.3409 0.04667 132 91 37 4
1051 These stalks are sky high. 1.3409 0.05025 132 94 31 7
1052 I've invited a consultant on exponential growth to join us today. 1.3409 0.04908 132 93 33 6
1053 Projections show the hen's golden eggs will continue to drive revenue well into the next fiscal year. 1.3409 0.04908 132 93 33 6
1054 Well, this is a coincidence -- we were just talking about you. 1.3409 0.05139 132 95 29 8
1055 Sorry. This pod is closed. 1.3409 0.04667 132 91 37 4
1056 I guess scalability's not an issue. 1.3409 0.04908 132 92 33 6
1057 Next time take the elevator 1.3409 0.05025 132 94 31 7
1058 Don't look now, but the bean counters are auditing us again. 1.3409 0.04908 132 93 33 6
1059 As the sale of magic beans increases so has the number of Englishmen. 1.3409 0.05139 132 95 29 8
1060 Uh-oh, here comes Marketing. 1.3409 0.05025 132 94 31 7
1061 Well, well, I think I see that bright young sprout we've been looking for. 1.3409 0.05025 132 94 31 7
1062 Having evicted the Three Little Pigs and repossessed the Golden Goose,we need to figure out how to corner the market on magic beans. 1.3409 0.04908 132 93 33 6
1063 You know there’s a ladder 1.3409 0.05466 132 98 23 11
1064 Jack traded the cow for a glimpse of the bull. 1.3409 0.05025 132 94 31 7
1065 Ignore him, it’s for a TikTok. He’s our new Head of Social. 1.3409 0.05025 132 94 31 7
1066 This is Amazon. The other Giant is 2 stories up. 1.3407 0.04721 135 94 36 5
1067 As you can see, the magic bean sector is ripe for growth. 1.3407 0.04837 135 95 34 6
1068 This wasn't what I had in mind when I suggested we move our meetings to the cloud. 1.3407 0.05169 135 98 28 9
1069 No, you may not use the men's room. 1.3407 0.05378 135 100 24 11
1070 You plant 'em, we count 'em. 1.3407 0.04603 135 93 38 4
1071 Stalks only go up. 1.3407 0.05169 135 98 28 9
1072 Just remember. We were giants once. We can be giants again." 1.3407 0.04837 135 95 34 6
1073 As this case study shows, selling all our assets for magic beans is such a sound decision we'll be telling children about it for generations. 1.3407 0.04721 135 94 36 5
1074 Not only did Jack practice social distancing, he made sure he could attend the meeting in the cloud. 1.3407 0.05060 135 97 30 8
1075 Forget your Zoom password again Jack? 1.3407 0.05060 135 97 30 8
1076 Jack's stalk in trade proved more prescient than anyone realized 1.3407 0.04837 135 95 34 6
1077 Wrong floor. This is purgatory. 1.3407 0.05169 135 98 28 9
1078 I've asked Jack,our new marketing director for the National Bean Board,to stop by and introduce himself. 1.3407 0.04721 135 94 36 5
1079 As you can see, the upgrade from Cloud 8 was very successful. Customers seem to love Cloud 9! 1.3407 0.04603 135 93 38 4
1080 No one talk to him, unless he has a subpoena. 1.3407 0.04837 135 95 34 6
1081 Okay, who spilled the bean? 1.3407 0.04837 135 95 34 6
1082 ''Yours is not the first fairy tale I've heard today" 1.3385 0.04575 130 89 38 3
1083 I'll have a caramel macchiato with light cream. 1.3385 0.05300 130 95 26 9
1084 This is why we're long on soy futures. 1.3385 0.05520 130 97 22 11
1085 Not merely bean counters– we're MAGIC bean counters. 1.3385 0.05070 130 93 30 7
1086 The moment Jack realized his investment portfolio was only resting on a lot of hot air. 1.3385 0.05070 130 93 30 7
1087 So typical, Jack. Couldn't you just have climbed the corporate ladder like everyone else? 1.3385 0.05070 130 93 30 7
1088 Jack's our principal bean trader and stalkholder. 1.3385 0.04951 130 92 32 6
1089 Jack always wondered what cloud computing was about. 1.3385 0.05186 130 94 28 8
1090 I thought we fired this guy last week for spilling the beans? 1.3385 0.04829 130 91 34 5
1091 This climbing stock could be a real cash cow 1.3385 0.05186 130 94 28 8
1092 We're holding our meetings in the cloud now to be more socially distant. 1.3385 0.04829 130 91 34 5
1093 As you can see, our whole business runs on the cloud. 1.3385 0.05186 130 94 28 8
1094 It's nice to see you, Jack, but there are penalties for trading on this. 1.3385 0.05300 130 95 26 9
1095 Jack proves a conspiracy theory. 1.3385 0.04951 130 92 32 6
1096 His stalk is outperforming ours. 1.3385 0.04951 130 92 32 6
1097 I read Art of the Deal. Just look busy and act like you know what your doing. Eventually he will go away. 1.3385 0.05070 130 93 30 7
1098 Well, we’re corporate giants. Why do you ask? 1.3385 0.04951 130 92 32 6
1099 Here's our bean counter now. 1.3383 0.05217 133 97 27 9
1100 If we trade in another company cow, our profits will get to the next level 1.3383 0.04760 133 93 35 5
1101 What? More bean counters! 1.3383 0.04760 133 93 35 5
1102 I smell the blood of an early-stage investor! 1.3383 0.04878 133 94 33 6
1103 Your pal bailed out after we gave him a golden parachute. 1.3383 0.04993 133 95 31 7
1104 How the stalk market works. 1.3383 0.04760 133 93 35 5
1105 and as you can see, bean futures have been steadily rising 1.3383 0.04993 133 95 31 7
1106 Jack, stop telling us that you’re surprised financial advisors make it to heaven. 1.3383 0.04878 133 94 33 6
1107 Thank you Jack. As you can see, moving to the cloud offers far more efficiencies 1.3383 0.04993 133 95 31 7
1108 Ignore the stalker. 1.3383 0.05106 133 96 29 8
1109 hey guys, where's my New Yorker tote bag? 1.3383 0.05106 133 95 29 8
1110 Tough break,kid! The price of cows just skyrocketed. 1.3383 0.05534 133 100 21 12
1111 Beans are what got us up here in the first place. 1.3383 0.04639 133 92 37 4
1112 looks like stocks are climbing 1.3383 0.05106 133 96 29 8
1113 Just act normal. 1.3383 0.04993 133 95 31 7
1114 That would be the HR Department, one level up. 1.3383 0.04993 133 95 31 7
1115 Can we float something by you? 1.3383 0.04878 133 94 33 6
1116 You must be looking for the giant. He’s two clouds up. 1.3383 0.05217 133 97 27 9
1117 We get that a lot, this is Giant Co, the actual giant is about 3 floors up 1.3383 0.04878 133 94 33 6
1118 And here's Jack to talk about how the cloud enables rapid growth. 1.3383 0.04514 133 91 39 3
1119 You're late again, Jack, so you're fee-fi-fo-fired! 1.3382 0.04693 136 95 36 5
1120 Sorry, I actually have this room booked. 1.3382 0.05445 136 102 22 12
1121 No, we're not trying to hide from the giant. It's called working remotely. 1.3382 0.04808 136 96 34 6
1122 Why so surprised? All our data is stored in the cloud. 1.3382 0.04693 136 95 36 5
1123 Is that your opinion,Jack? Or are we just hearing the beanstalk? 1.3382 0.04920 136 97 32 7
1124 I guess I sold my cow for the wrong kind of stock. 1.3382 0.04455 136 93 40 3
1125 Impressive, young man, but it’s not the corporate ladder. 1.3359 0.04870 128 90 33 5
1126 That's just Jack, he was the original bean counter. 1.3359 0.05235 128 93 27 8
1127 Hi my name is Jack and Covid has taken over the world so can you please direct me to Trumps alternate Universe. 1.3359 0.05465 128 95 23 10
1128 Your stock is climbing. 1.3359 0.04870 128 90 33 5
1129 Elizabeth Warren is right behind me. 1.3359 0.05577 128 96 21 11
1130 I thought "the cloud" was just a metaphor. 1.3359 0.05235 128 93 27 8
1131 As you can see, magic bean futures have shown steady growth. 1.3359 0.05116 128 92 29 7
1132 So much for the security of “the Cloud”. 1.3359 0.04995 128 91 31 6
1133 Is that...Frank’s kid? 1.3359 0.05351 128 94 25 9
1134 The bean stocks seem to be going up. 1.3359 0.04995 128 91 31 6
1135 We're titans, not giants. Wrong beanstalk? 1.3359 0.05116 128 92 29 7
1136 It is all imaginary growth! However, we do have a fall guy. 1.3359 0.04995 128 91 31 6
1137 I'm sorry, but this blue sky meeting is for employees only. 1.3359 0.05116 128 92 29 7
1138 As you can see, magic beans are up in early trading. 1.3359 0.05235 128 93 27 8
1139 It's all thanks to our new cash cow. 1.3359 0.05465 128 95 23 10
1140 And what, may I ask, do you know about exponential growth? 1.3359 0.05351 128 94 25 9
1141 As you can see, the price of golden eggs continues to climb. 1.3359 0.04870 128 90 33 5
1142 At the top of the beanstalk, Jack found the fabled quarterly planning meeting. 1.3359 0.04742 128 89 35 4
1143 If they're having meetings in heaven, I sure don't wanna go there. 1.3359 0.05235 128 93 27 8
1144 Just what I was saying earlier. Magic beans are going through the roof 1.3359 0.04870 128 90 33 5
1145 Call security. Someone spilled the beans. 1.3359 0.05116 128 92 29 7
1146 Call security. Someone's trying to steal our golden goose. 1.3359 0.05116 128 92 29 7
1147 All I know is that the IT department assured me that working in the cloud was completely private and secure. 1.3359 0.04870 128 90 33 5
1148 There are less physically demanding ways to climb the corporate ladder. 1.3359 0.05116 128 92 29 7
1149 No, it’s true, Herb in accounting says he started with just a handful of magic beans. 1.3359 0.04742 128 89 35 4
1150 You could’ve also joined the meeting online you know? 1.3359 0.04870 128 89 32 5
1151 It turns out that 'Giant' corporations are not what Jack thought they were. 1.3359 0.05235 128 93 27 8
1152 If I knew this is what I’d find, I’d have kept the cow. 1.3359 0.05484 131 98 22 11
1153 This outdoor social distancing is getting to be a bit much. 1.3359 0.04920 131 93 32 6
1154 Jack is checking on his investment in bean stock. 1.3359 0.05590 131 99 20 12
1155 I thought you said this venue was secure. 1.3359 0.05266 131 96 26 9
1156 "If you're interested in CLOUD STORAGE, we accept Visa and Mastercard." 1.3359 0.05038 131 94 30 7
1157 To think that these sales numbers could ever decline, would just be a grim fairytale. 1.3359 0.04920 131 93 32 6
1158 Jack, wouldn't it be easier just to subscribe to Bloomberg? 1.3359 0.05153 131 95 28 8
1159 Jack realized his next challenge would be breaking through the glass ceiling. 1.3359 0.04548 131 90 38 3
1160 Let's wrap it up there Folks, our guest speaker is here. 1.3359 0.04548 131 90 38 3
1161 So much for the cloud as a more secure way of doing business. 1.3359 0.05266 131 96 26 9
1162 Yes Jack, we're a Giant Corporation now, and we always use the Cloud. 1.3359 0.04920 131 93 32 6
1163 We’re a giant corporation. The corporation of giants is the next cloud up. 1.3359 0.04920 131 93 32 6
1164 They stuck us here because we aren’t allowed into regular heaven. 1.3359 0.04675 131 91 36 4
1165 Actually Jack, we moved the whole company to the cloud. 1.3359 0.04799 131 92 34 5
1166 Jack climbs the corporate beanstalk 1.3359 0.05153 131 95 28 8
1167 WOW. Some people take social distancing to a whole new height. 1.3359 0.05153 131 95 28 8
1168 Looks like somebody discovered the Cloud location. 1.3359 0.05153 131 95 28 8
1169 And that’s how Jack learned he couldn’t escape bureaucracy. 1.3359 0.04675 131 91 36 4
1170 Stockholders meeting stalkholder 1.3359 0.05153 131 95 28 8
1171 «Only one type of fiction in each executive meeting, please.» 1.3359 0.04799 131 92 34 5
1172 Who didn’t forward the code to get into the cloud? 1.3359 0.04920 131 93 32 6
1173 Don’t mind that guy, he’s bean stalking us for a while now 1.3359 0.04675 131 91 36 4
1174 One lucky trade doesn't make you a broker. Keep climbing. 1.3333 0.04963 129 92 31 6
1175 That's Jack, the new commodities trader I was telling you about. 1.3333 0.04839 129 91 33 5
1176 Clearly, our bean investment has produced far more jacks then we had anticipated. 1.3333 0.05521 126 94 22 10
1177 There goes another glass ceiling. 1.3333 0.04963 129 92 31 6
1178 Who invited the bean counter? 1.3333 0.05083 129 93 29 7
1179 Despite Goya boycotts, bean stocks are up. Way up! 1.3333 0.04963 129 92 31 6
1180 Yes I’m looking for the corporate giant. 1.3333 0.05316 129 95 25 9
1181 Just Jack checking on his bean stock again. 1.3333 0.04912 126 89 32 5
1182 They'll chart the projected growth of anything 1.3333 0.04963 129 92 31 6
1183 Hi Jack, welcome to cloud computing 101. 1.3333 0.04912 126 89 32 5
1184 I said it was a giant corporate meeting in the cloud 1.3333 0.04507 126 86 38 2
1185 It seems cloud computing is no match for cyber stalkers. 1.3333 0.05201 129 94 27 8
1186 You're a little early, we've still got it for another 5 minutes. 1.3333 0.04963 129 92 31 6
1187 Sadly our growth is slower than Jack climbing the...oh 1.3333 0.05201 129 94 27 8
1188 The bean counters had some questions concerning Jack's irrationally exuberant projections. 1.3333 0.04781 126 88 34 4
1189 Growth at the new branch is spectacular, but I still think we’re taking a giant risk. 1.3333 0.05316 129 95 25 9
1190 Sorry, but the giant was downsized a few months ago. 1.3333 0.04781 126 88 34 4
1191 I guess he meant bean stock 1.3333 0.04712 129 90 35 4
1192 It's board meetings all the way down, Jack. 1.3333 0.04963 129 92 31 6
1193 Our bean counter has finally arrived. 1.3333 0.04582 129 89 37 3
1194 Ahhh...So this is "The Cloud"!!! 1.3333 0.05316 129 95 25 9
1195 We bought out the giant and moved the golden egg laying goose to the Caymans. 1.3333 0.05083 129 93 29 7
1196 That reminds me - how do we get Jack off the bean stock? 1.3333 0.04963 129 92 31 6
1197 I'd sell short 1.3333 0.04781 126 88 34 4
1198 We were actually talking about cloud storage being on the rise,not cloud stalkage 1.3333 0.04963 129 92 31 6
1199 Oh crap, wrong beanstalk! 1.3333 0.05083 129 93 29 7
1200 We're isolating. 1.3333 0.04582 129 89 37 3
1201 Beans are up! 1.3333 0.05404 126 93 24 9
1202 We're corporate giant slayers, Jack. We can't indulge in magical thinking. 1.3333 0.05040 126 90 30 6
1203 Jack became bewildered when his climb interrupted the bean counters in the cloud. 1.3333 0.05316 129 95 25 9
1204 This graph proves that our product isn't worth a hill of beans! 1.3333 0.04712 129 90 35 4
1205 Golden parachutes, yes, eggs, not so much. 1.3333 0.05083 129 93 29 7
1206 As you can see, doing business in the cloud does have some drawbacks. 1.3333 0.04448 129 88 39 2
1207 We wish we'd sold our cows for magic beans too. 1.3333 0.04963 129 92 31 6
1208 Hire him—he knows his bean stocks. 1.3333 0.04839 129 91 33 5
1209 Give him the axe. 1.3333 0.05316 129 95 25 9
1210 Pay no attention, boy. We are but corporate giants. 1.3333 0.05083 129 93 29 7
1211 No, no, don't look at him. It will just encourage him. 1.3333 0.04839 129 91 33 5
1212 Here's what your cow would be worth today if you hadn't opted for the beans. 1.3333 0.05316 129 95 25 9
1213 Since he's come on board, bean sales have gone sky-high. 1.3333 0.04963 129 92 31 6
1214 Facts are great, but we’ve tried facts. Isn’t it time to give fiction a chance? 1.3333 0.04963 129 92 31 6
1215 Now there's an example of a cash cow. 1.3333 0.04781 126 88 34 4
1216 Members of the board, we are facing a hostile takeover. 1.3333 0.05316 129 95 25 9
1217 The Giant lost his cloud in the foreclosure. 1.3333 0.04712 129 90 35 4
1218 What’s the word on the street, Jack? 1.3333 0.05083 129 93 29 7
1219 What’s with the new guy? 1.3333 0.05120 132 96 28 8
1220 Don’t worry jack we all had to sell someone out to get here 1.3333 0.04712 129 90 35 4
1221 Ultimately, we’ve seen unprecedented growth during these unprecedented times. 1.3333 0.05316 129 95 25 9
1222 No, this is accounting. Human Resources is on cumulonimbus. 1.3333 0.05201 129 94 27 8
1223 The trend clearly indicates fee-fi-fo-fum." 1.3308 0.04809 130 92 33 5
1224 Jack and the bean stocks 1.3308 0.05281 130 96 25 9
1225 Our guest speaker, Jack, is here to discuss the rising price of gold. 1.3308 0.04931 130 93 31 6
1226 Welcome to our stalk market presentation 1.3308 0.04931 130 93 31 6
1227 I have a feeling gold is about to drop. 1.3308 0.04683 130 91 35 4
1228 We are giants of industry. And we called security, Jack. 1.3308 0.04809 130 92 33 5
1229 I didn't know the giant had professional bean counters. 1.3308 0.04931 130 93 31 6
1230 The anticipated profit is pure fantasy. 1.3308 0.05167 130 95 27 8
1231 We're subletting while he's on vacation but he left a message: "Fee-fi-fo-fum!" 1.3308 0.04931 130 93 31 6
1232 We should never have given him bean-stock options. 1.3308 0.05051 130 94 29 7
1233 He is just auditing 1.3308 0.05167 130 95 27 8
1234 Want to join the latest cloud based platform? 1.3308 0.05051 130 94 29 7
1235 Keep going, kid. You have only reached middle management. 1.3308 0.04683 130 91 35 4
1236 Jack discovers that he wasn't the only one who bought magic beans. 1.3308 0.05051 130 94 29 7
1237 Jack, this growth can't last forever you know... 1.3308 0.04809 130 92 33 5
1238 As you can see by the chart, bean stalks are going up. If you don’t believe me just look over your shoulder. 1.3308 0.05167 130 95 27 8
1239 tell me more about the stalk market 1.3308 0.05393 130 97 23 10
1240 I think Steve Kornacki would be way better at explaining this. 1.3307 0.05007 127 91 30 6
1241 If you're looking for the big guy, you'll have to take the beanstalk all the way to the C-Suite. 1.3307 0.04880 127 90 32 5
1242 They told me working in the cloud would be secure 1.3307 0.05130 127 92 28 7
1243 So much for cloud security. Summon the giant! 1.3307 0.05007 127 91 30 6
1244 So these are the bean counters. 1.3307 0.04750 127 89 34 4
1245 ...and the magic bean division is showing record profits this quarter... 1.3307 0.05007 127 91 30 6
1246 If we keep selling him the eggs at an inflated price, we should be... He’s right behind me, isn’t he? 1.3307 0.04880 127 90 32 5
1247 And now Jack will report on a breakthrough in our GMO beanstalk research. 1.3307 0.05250 127 93 26 8
1248 Don't mind us, we're the bean counters. 1.3307 0.05368 127 94 24 9
1249 Bean futures are looking good 1.3307 0.05007 127 91 30 6
1250 Sorry, this is "Bean Counting, the Cloud and You." I think "You, Too, Can be a Giant Killer" is just up the stalk. 1.3307 0.04750 127 89 34 4
1251 Who let the beans out? 1.3307 0.05007 127 91 30 6
1252 Well, now we know, Bill. Your growth predictions are a fairy tale. 1.3307 0.04750 127 89 34 4
1253 No, young man, we are discussing growth in bean stocks, not bean stalks. 1.3307 0.04880 127 90 32 5
1254 He keeps mumbling about some giant jacking up bean futures. 1.3307 0.05007 127 91 30 6
1255 The WiFi password is 'beanstocks'. 1.3307 0.05130 127 92 28 7
1256 Excuse me. Are those my beans y'all are counting? 1.3307 0.04880 127 90 32 5
1257 Huh, all this time I thought "cloud computing" was a metaphor. 1.3307 0.05130 127 92 28 7
1258 Congratulations everyone. Bean stocks have shot up in Q4. 1.3307 0.04617 127 88 36 3
1259 We are not investing in beans! Now go away! 1.3307 0.05007 127 90 30 5
1260 You mind your corporate ladder, and I'll mind mine. 1.3307 0.05007 127 91 30 6
1261 Beans are up this year. 1.3307 0.05007 127 91 30 6
1262 Let me introduce you to our new star investment analyst Jack. When he started out he didn’t have a bean to his name. 1.3307 0.05007 127 91 30 6
1263 Here's another bean counter. 1.3307 0.05007 127 91 30 6
1264 Ignore him. We don’t need a bean-counting climber in our little slice of corporate heaven. 1.3307 0.04480 127 87 38 2
1265 The giant? He moved to Austin six months ago." 1.3307 0.04880 127 90 32 5
1266 Members of the Board, now we know Jack. 1.3307 0.05007 127 91 30 6
1267 His stalk just went up. 1.3307 0.04617 127 88 36 3
1268 I heard it through the grapevine 1.3307 0.04750 127 89 34 4
1269 The magic's gone kid. 1.3307 0.05368 127 94 24 9
1270 I wasn’t expecting corporate giants 1.3307 0.04880 127 90 32 5
1271 You said today’s meeting was about the stalk market, right? 1.3307 0.04880 127 90 32 5
1272 The numbers predict we will hit the hipster market in about...well, right now actually. 1.3307 0.05130 127 92 28 7
1273 Now THAT’S the kind of rapid growth we’re looking for, gang. 1.3307 0.04880 127 90 32 5
1274 Third quarter projections suggest stalks will continue to rise through the new year 1.3307 0.04750 127 89 34 4
1275 Great - another meeting that could've been a fairy tale. 1.3307 0.05130 127 92 28 7
1276 Jenkins, it was my understanding once we moved everything to the cloud we’d be secure. 1.3307 0.04617 127 88 36 3
1277 Let me introduce you to our newest board member, for those of you who don't know Jack. 1.3306 0.05337 124 91 25 8
1278 We should advise him that he can assess his rewards via the app? 1.3306 0.05458 124 92 23 9
1279 A profit rises in our mist. 1.3306 0.04821 124 87 33 4
1280 Jack discovers that the i-cloud is just another bloomin' committee 1.3306 0.05337 124 91 25 8
1281 And keep in mind - past growth is not a guarantee of future growth. 1.3306 0.05458 124 92 23 9
1282 Ah, I see our chief bean counter has arrived. 1.3306 0.04955 124 88 31 5
1283 As you can see, our beanstalk investment is soaring 1.3306 0.05213 124 90 27 7
1284 What the... Call security. The big guy. 1.3306 0.04821 124 87 33 4
1285 These meetings in the cloud are not secure. I think we are bean watched. 1.3306 0.05085 124 89 29 6
1286 Jack could not escape the lure of the corporate giant. 1.3306 0.04821 124 87 33 4
1287 We can either go public, or – and hear me out on this – sell the company for some magic beans. 1.3306 0.04821 124 87 33 4
1288 Stalk holders meeting 1.3306 0.04955 124 88 31 5
1289 The profits this quarter for Golden Goose Inc. have been giant. 1.3306 0.04821 124 87 33 4
1290 Everyone, meet Jack. He’s our new stock specialist. 1.3282 0.05018 131 95 29 7
1291 And speaking of horrendous deal makers... 1.3282 0.05134 131 96 27 8
1292 Hard to remember what you've saved in the cloud. 1.3282 0.05018 131 95 29 7
1293 Well, this is a giant disappointment. 1.3282 0.05247 131 97 25 9
1294 In this telling, Jack finds himself in the conference room of an unfriendly giant corporation. 1.3282 0.04654 131 92 35 4
1295 Now that's a bean counter. 1.3282 0.04900 131 94 31 6
1296 Jack's high opinion of magical beans was suddenly dashed 1.3281 0.05558 128 97 20 11
1297 As you can see, bean stocks are up. 1.3281 0.04720 128 90 34 4
1298 Once upon a time, Jack invented cloud data storage. 1.3281 0.04974 128 92 30 6
1299 Have you heard the tale of Jack and the L.L.Bean stock? It has its highs and it has its lows. 1.3281 0.05096 128 93 28 7
1300 Gosh...It is lonely at the top! 1.3281 0.04849 128 91 32 5
1301 As expected your stalk is up again Jack. 1.3281 0.04974 128 92 30 6
1302 What do you mean the giant has been downsized? 1.3281 0.05216 128 94 26 8
1303 Who called for a bean counter? 1.3281 0.05096 128 93 28 7
1304 Jack's first glimpse of industry Giants 1.3281 0.05096 128 93 28 7
1305 Enough about seed funding, let's talk golden eggs. 1.3281 0.04849 128 91 32 5
1306 Y’all don’t know Jack about upward trends. 1.3281 0.04452 128 88 38 2
1307 And thus, the boy began the legend of “Jack and the Beancounters.” 1.3281 0.05096 128 93 28 7
1308 Did our cloud-based meeting just get “Hi, Jack”-ed? 1.3281 0.04588 128 89 36 3
1309 We no longer use the cloud just for storage. 1.3279 0.05132 122 88 28 6
1310 And Jenkins wants his with the dressing on the side... 1.3279 0.05390 122 90 24 8
1311 I believe your fairy tale is two clouds over. Unless you brought magic doughnuts. 1.3279 0.04999 122 87 30 5
1312 Well, you're not wearing a mask, either. 1.3279 0.05514 122 91 22 9
1313 Leave it to Marketing to make a grand entrance. 1.3279 0.05132 122 88 28 6
1314 As you can see, bean futures are rising. 1.3279 0.04999 122 87 30 5
1315 Someone quick, upgrade the cloud security. 1.3279 0.04861 122 86 32 4
1316 Jack! We’d like your opinion. Does this market keep going up forever? 1.3279 0.04574 122 84 36 2
1317 We've been hacked! 1.3279 0.05263 122 89 26 7
1318 Who invited the tree hugger? 1.3279 0.05514 122 91 22 9
1319 As I see it, he doesn't know Jack. 1.3279 0.04861 122 86 32 4
1320 Looks like bean futures are way up. 1.3279 0.05263 122 89 26 7
1321 We have this cloud booked until noon 1.3279 0.04861 122 86 32 4
1322 Cloud financing is one of our strongest divisions, as Jack from the seed-capital branch will now explain 1.3279 0.04861 122 85 32 4
1323 Oh, here he comes. This is Jack, everyone...our bean counter. 1.3279 0.04999 122 87 30 5
1324 Sorry mate, we don't have a bathroom here." 1.3279 0.05263 122 89 26 7
1325 Oh,sorry. I was looking for Facebook. 1.3279 0.05263 122 89 26 7
1326 I thought you said a cloud meeting was gonna be private. 1.3279 0.05263 122 89 26 7
1327 No Jack, we don’t invest in Golden Eggs anymore. Now, it’s only Bitcoin. 1.3279 0.04861 122 86 32 4
1328 It was at this moment that Jack realized he thought about work too much. 1.3279 0.05390 122 90 24 8
1329 Really guys, it’s just a fairy tale. 1.3279 0.04574 122 84 36 2
1330 The boss is one floor up. But be warned: he’s an ogre. 1.3279 0.04861 122 86 32 4
1331 Everyone’s trying to break into the cloud.” 1.3279 0.05132 122 88 28 6
1332 And this trend line is the goose that laid the golden egg. 1.3279 0.04720 122 85 34 3
1333 Please welcome our guest speaker to talk about growth. 1.3279 0.04574 122 84 36 2
1334 Hurry up with those trickle down economics! 1.3279 0.05263 122 89 26 7
1335 This meeting could have been an email. 1.3279 0.05263 122 89 26 7
1336 Stalks are about to crash. 1.3258 0.04368 132 91 39 2
1337 No, young man, cryptocurrency isn’t a fairy tale, and GoldenGoose is a perfectly safe investment. Would you like a prospectus? 1.3256 0.05629 129 99 18 12
1338 Jack climbed all the way up here, so maybe we should listen to what he has to say. 1.3256 0.04690 129 91 34 4
1339 As you can see, our strong optimism about bean futures was entirely justified. 1.3256 0.04818 129 92 32 5
1340 Jack, the corporate bean-stalker. 1.3256 0.04559 129 90 36 3
1341 Looks like my magic beans were a good growth investment! 1.3256 0.04942 129 93 30 6
1342 Who called in the bean counters? 1.3254 0.04623 126 88 35 3
1343 Jack found the board meetings more and more difficult to get to during the quarantine. 1.3254 0.05501 126 95 21 10
1344 He's long gone--got him in a hostile takeover. 1.3254 0.04758 126 89 33 4
1345 Ignore him, he’s just a bean counter. 1.3254 0.04758 126 89 33 4
1346 That's not the corporate ladder. 1.3254 0.04758 126 89 33 4
1347 I can't explain it, but bean stocks are sky high. 1.3252 0.05227 123 90 26 7
1348 Sorry I'm late, I didn't think this is what you meant when you said the meeting was on the cloud. 1.3252 0.05227 123 90 26 7
1349 While I admire your originality, we’re more into conformity. 1.3250 0.05444 120 89 23 8
1350 Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell the blood of a lowly intern. 1.3250 0.05696 120 91 19 10
1351 Yes, we are the bean counters. Why? 1.3250 0.05044 120 86 29 5
1352 Sorry kid, this meeting is just for the bean counters. 1.3250 0.04758 120 84 33 3
1353 How many beans does he have? 1.3250 0.04608 120 83 35 2
1354 I smell the blood of our target demographic. 1.3250 0.05314 120 88 25 7
1355 The fact is our responsibility is to our shareholders, so what happens to Jack after we grind his bones to make our bread is not our concern. 1.3250 0.04903 120 85 31 4
1356 Ladies and gentlemen, this is Jack who heads up our Golden Goose Egg department which is responsible for these positive figures. 1.3250 0.05314 120 88 25 7
1357 Oh boy, here come the bean counters. 1.3250 0.04903 120 85 31 4
1358 Wrong cloud Junior. 1.3250 0.05181 120 87 27 6
1359 Given this new information, I vote we go long on magic bean stocks. 1.3250 0.04903 120 85 31 4
1360 That. That's the kind of growth we need this year. 1.3250 0.04903 120 85 31 4
1361 So there IS a purgatory. 1.3250 0.05044 120 86 29 5
1362 Get I.T. We have a security issue with the cloud. 1.3250 0.05181 120 87 27 6
1363 All puns aside, our bean stocks are actually quite low. 1.3250 0.05444 120 89 23 8
1364 Bean counters? Whatever gave you that idea? 1.3250 0.04903 120 85 31 4
1365 Who else believes the stalk market will continue rising? 1.3250 0.05181 120 87 27 6
1366 That's stalking--you'll have to go through HR like everyone else. 1.3250 0.04758 120 84 33 3
1367 Jack, I told you last week that all beanstalk data is kept in the cloud. 1.3250 0.05044 120 86 29 5
1368 As demonstrated by Jack, our stalks are sky high this quarter. 1.3250 0.05571 120 90 21 9
1369 As you can see, the stalk market is at an all-time high. 1.3250 0.05044 120 86 29 5
1370 As gold prices continue to climb we should see an uptick in sneaky farm boys who have made bad cattle futures decisions. 1.3250 0.05044 120 86 29 5
1371 As you can see, the American economy has never been stronger. The stock market is through the roof and magic beans are working great for small business owners. 1.3231 0.05030 130 95 28 7
1372 Let's ask Jack what he thinks of our new hybrid beans. 1.3231 0.04787 130 93 32 5
1373 The genetically-modified beans seem to be doing well. 1.3228 0.04593 127 89 35 3
1374 And just as the chart shows, this is the moment before the big drop 1.3228 0.04593 127 89 35 3
1375 Are you a shareholder? 1.3228 0.04858 127 91 31 5
1376 Guys let's take a break, lunch is here. 1.3228 0.05230 127 94 25 8
1377 Jack suddenly realized there was no such thing as a golden goose, only a Ponzi scam at the top of the beanstalk. 1.3228 0.05230 127 94 25 8
1378 Oh, great--another bean-counter. 1.3228 0.04985 127 92 29 6
1379 A giant I can handle but not a committee. 1.3228 0.04985 127 92 29 6
1380 As Jack climbed even higher he spotted the corporate giants 1.3228 0.05230 127 94 25 8
1381 Oh great, even the giant has a PR team now. 1.3228 0.04985 127 92 29 6
1382 Jack, I asked for bean stock projections not a beanstalk projection. 1.3226 0.05063 124 90 28 6
1383 Jack and the Beancounters. 1.3223 0.04869 121 86 31 4
1384 I hate to be a Gloomy Gus, but it all seems rather pie in the sky thinking, given our growing cloud security problems." 1.3223 0.05009 121 87 29 5
1385 SECURITY! 1.3223 0.05277 121 89 25 7
1386 Above the fray... more fray... 1.3223 0.04869 121 86 31 4
1387 We could use another bean counter. 1.3223 0.05406 121 90 23 8
1388 Stalks are rising, prophets are up. 1.3223 0.05009 121 87 29 5
1389 No, we are not bean counters. 1.3223 0.05009 121 87 29 5
1390 Meet the competition... 1.3223 0.05009 121 87 29 5
1391 For the last time, Jack, quit stalking us! 1.3223 0.05145 121 88 27 6
1392 We don't own these beans, the stalk-holders do! 1.3223 0.05009 121 87 29 5
1393 Sorry I must have got on the wrong vine.No masks so I assume you have already got the vaccine or your dead. 1.3223 0.05532 121 91 21 9
1394 Welcome to The Cloud. 1.3223 0.05406 121 90 23 8
1395 Wow, so this is what they mean by giant corporations”. 1.3223 0.05406 121 90 23 8
1396 Yes, working in the cloud today, you? 1.3223 0.05009 121 87 29 5
1397 As you can see, our stalks are way up. 1.3223 0.05532 121 91 21 9
1398 I thought this was a private cloud. 1.3223 0.05145 121 88 27 6
1399 I'm guessing you're the new intern? 1.3223 0.05145 121 88 27 6
1400 It appears that bean futures ARE climbing. 1.3220 0.04945 118 84 30 4
1401 I'm seeing it too Johnson, these stalks are incredible. 1.3220 0.04945 118 84 30 4
1402 So, that's what's in the cloud! 1.3220 0.04797 118 83 32 3
1403 The data encryption service came with an axe, right? 1.3220 0.05367 118 87 24 7
1404 Our start-up was just a seedling, too, and look where we are now. 1.3220 0.04643 118 82 34 2
1405 We'll give you a sign before it all comes crashing down. 1.3220 0.04797 118 83 32 3
1406 Whoever brought in Jack from ‘Jack and the Beanstalk’ for this meeting instead of Jack from ‘Jack Sprat’ is going to get Jack from ‘Jack Squat’ for their annual bonus.” 1.3220 0.05090 118 85 28 5
1407 Did I tell you that I'm vegan now? 1.3220 0.05367 118 87 24 7
1408 And so, like fairy tales, our profits only rise for those who truly believe 1.3220 0.05090 118 85 28 5
1409 Look who finally decided to show up! 1.3200 0.05029 125 91 28 6
1410 It’s amazing the heights people go to get inside information. 1.3197 0.04694 122 86 33 3
1411 Unexpected growth indeed. 1.3197 0.04548 122 85 35 2
1412 We ate the goose and opted for golden parachutes instead. 1.3197 0.05240 122 90 25 7
1413 Excuse me, I'm looking for the pre-Covid version of this fairy tale? 1.3197 0.04837 122 87 31 4
1414 Keep going: bean counting only got us this far. 1.3197 0.04975 122 88 29 5
1415 As you can see, bean stock has only gone up. 1.3197 0.05109 122 89 27 6
1416 No matter what the honcho says, if we want to round the curve I'm afraid we'll have to skip the bones of the Englishman. 1.3193 0.05193 119 87 26 6
1417 CEO is two clouds up. 1.3193 0.04612 119 83 34 2
1418 Golden goose” is just an expression, kid 1.3193 0.04764 119 84 32 3
1419 And we see great growth in our genetically modified crop division 1.3193 0.05054 119 86 28 5
1420 I don't care a hill of beans what your excuse is, Jack. You're late! 1.3193 0.05193 119 87 26 6
1421 See, I told you our cloud software wasn't safe from spies! 1.3193 0.05328 119 88 24 7
1422 It appears that young man has stalk in our company. 1.3193 0.05054 119 86 28 5
1423 Stalk prices are on the rise 1.3193 0.04764 119 84 32 3
1424 Gentleman, I would say this is definitive proof that our magic beans product has met our projected the sales quota.. 1.3193 0.05193 119 87 26 6
1425 I invited young Jack here for a different perspective on asset acquisition and organic growth. 1.3193 0.05328 119 88 24 7
1426 How about climbing the corporate ladder just like everyone else. 1.3193 0.04911 119 85 30 4
1427 As you can see, this is a growth stalk. 1.3193 0.05460 119 89 22 8
1428 So these are the giants mum warned about 1.3193 0.05054 119 86 28 5
1429 Yes, Jack, the bean-counters have moved to the cloud! 1.3190 0.04989 116 83 29 4
1430 We consider ourselves corporate giants... 1.3190 0.04989 116 83 29 4
1431 Well, the first guy from the focus group has arrived. 1.3190 0.05421 116 86 23 7
1432 I knew it! Magic bean counters. 1.3190 0.05421 116 86 23 7
1433 Sorry to interrupt, I was just trying to access the cloud 1.3190 0.04989 116 83 29 4
1434 You are being nostalgic, clouds are much safer now. 1.3190 0.05421 116 86 23 7
1435 Our former assistant is giving new meaning to the concept of stalking. 1.3190 0.05281 116 85 25 6
1436 As you can see, we also offer stalk options. 1.3190 0.05137 116 84 27 5
1437 He's part of our new Board diversity initiative. 1.3190 0.04989 116 83 29 4
1438 Team, I'd like to introduce our new VP of Stalk Performance. 1.3190 0.04678 116 81 33 2
1439 Damn! I thought that we were safe up here. 1.3190 0.04989 116 83 29 4
1440 according to this graph Jack should arrive any minute now 1.3190 0.04989 116 83 29 4
1441 So as you can see, Giant Corp.'s need for the blood of Englishmen continues to rise. 1.3190 0.05557 116 87 21 8
1442 Jack discovers MagicBeanCo is the new giant in town. 1.3190 0.05557 116 87 21 8
1443 Now I'd like to get a report from our bean counter. 1.3190 0.04989 116 83 29 4
1444 And that's how I discovered the on-site Google Cloud office. It looks like what you'd imagine. 1.3190 0.05137 116 84 27 5
1445 Don't mind him,he's just a nosy stockholder. 1.3190 0.05137 116 84 27 5
1446 I thought all the magic beans had been tracked down." 1.3190 0.05691 116 88 19 9
1447 Dude, I came up this high just to see Hell? 1.3190 0.05691 116 88 19 9
1448 Don’t mind the agrarian, he’s a cloud redistribution advocate. 1.3190 0.04989 116 83 29 4
1449 We were told to conduct our business in the cloud. 1.3190 0.04989 116 83 29 4
1450 Sorry Jack, there's nobody else here but us bean counters... 1.3190 0.04989 116 83 29 4
1451 Our security budget should be going down, not up. I mean, who in the world is going to get up here, let alone past the giant? 1.3190 0.04836 116 82 31 3
1452 The giant’s on the next cloud. 1.3190 0.04989 116 83 29 4
1453 Congratulations Jack! The bean market soars! 1.3190 0.04989 116 82 29 4
1454 Congratulations, Jack. You've finally reached the icloud! 1.3190 0.05137 116 84 27 5
1455 Unless we get this vaccine distributed there's going to be a lot more of them up here. 1.3190 0.05137 116 84 27 5
1456 Jack kept all his data in the cloud 1.3190 0.05281 116 85 25 6
1457 Millennials. 1.3190 0.05137 116 84 27 5
1458 Its at this point the wealth will trickle down... 1.3190 0.04989 116 83 29 4
1459 You’re telling me the value of cattle has gone up since I sold my family’s cow? 1.3190 0.05691 116 88 19 9
1460 Guess I'm not getting any gold from these Giants. 1.3190 0.05421 116 86 23 7
1461 With a little more seed money, we could become a giant. 1.3171 0.05074 123 90 27 6
1462 Today's guest speaker is going to teach us a thing or two about (live)stock trading 1.3171 0.05204 123 91 25 7
1463 This is Middle Management. If you're looking for scary giants, keep climbing. 1.3171 0.05074 123 90 27 6
1464 Jack discovers an insider trading ring on his magic bean ipo 1.3171 0.05074 123 90 27 6
1465 I thought I heard that stalks were rising 1.3171 0.04804 123 88 31 4
1466 We need to look out for the stalkholders. 1.3171 0.05204 123 91 25 7
1467 Our I-Cloud is immune to cyber stalking! 1.3171 0.05074 123 90 27 6
1468 Not exactly the ‘corporate giants’ I was expecting to find 1.3171 0.05074 123 90 27 6
1469 Please remember that we are the Giants. 1.3167 0.05421 120 90 22 8
1470 I would invest in plant futures 1.3167 0.05156 120 88 26 6
1471 Hmmm... bean counters... 1.3167 0.05290 120 89 24 7
1472 That’s when the tech giants noticed Jack. 1.3167 0.05290 120 89 24 7
1473 Jack, I think you are on mute. 1.3167 0.05290 120 89 24 7
1474 Golden eggs? No. How about a golden parachute instead? 1.3167 0.04581 120 84 34 2
1475 If your talking about commodities, I have a tip for you. 1.3167 0.04877 120 86 30 4
1476 You were right. Magic Beans are way up. 1.3167 0.05019 120 87 28 5
1477 I said you will have to climb the corporate ladder, I didn't say anything about beanstalks. 1.3167 0.04877 120 86 30 4
1478 As you see, since the cow acquisition magic beans have gone through the roof. 1.3167 0.05156 120 88 26 6
1479 Now I'm not so sure secure cloud computing isn't just some fairy tale. 1.3167 0.04877 120 86 30 4
1480 And Jack, seeing what his future held if he kept climbing the corporate beanstalk, slid back down and moved to Key West. 1.3167 0.05421 120 90 22 8
1481 I have a feeling this meeting is about to be high-Jacked. 1.3162 0.04485 117 81 35 1
1482 Uh-oh, corporate giants. . . 1.3162 0.05381 117 87 23 7
1483 Sorry, Jack. You're fired. Sprout has turned this company around. 1.3162 0.04953 117 84 29 4
1484 Sorry kid, no golden eggs. But we can start you with medical and a 401k. 1.3162 0.05381 117 87 23 7
1485 Is that beanstalk encrypted? 1.3162 0.05242 117 86 25 6
1486 What kind of beans did YOU plant? 1.3162 0.04802 117 83 31 3
1487 Is anyone managing your golden eggs yet? 1.3162 0.05100 117 85 27 5
1488 Tell us about cloud growth . 1.3158 0.04547 114 79 34 1
1489 Actually we are on Cloud 9, the giant is one floor up. 1.3158 0.05185 114 83 26 5
1490 If you're Jack, keep climbing, the giant is waiting for you in the 12th floor C-suite. 1.3158 0.05185 114 83 26 5
1491 Jack discovers to his horror that it was capitalists rather than ogres who stole his family's livelihood. 1.3158 0.05333 114 84 24 6
1492 Is that what they store on the iCloud? 1.3158 0.05886 114 88 16 10
1493 What did you trade to get up here? 1.3158 0.04876 114 81 30 3
1494 With the continuing rise in our bean count, we clearly need more administrators. 1.3158 0.05033 114 82 28 4
1495 And I did it with just a handful of beans! 1.3158 0.05886 114 88 16 10
1496 You're late. 1.3158 0.05616 114 86 20 8
1497 You must be looking for a bag of gold, an enchanted hen and a magic golden harp but we got here first and did a leveraged buyout. Sorry! 1.3158 0.05333 114 84 24 6
1498 Beans are trending strongly 1.3158 0.04876 114 81 30 3
1499 Actually, I think we have this cloud booked until 3pm. 1.3158 0.04876 114 81 30 3
1500 Guess who decided to show up without Bagels! 1.3158 0.05185 114 83 26 5
1501 You didn't need to sell your cow. We have a corporate ladder. 1.3158 0.05333 114 84 24 6
1502 If you think the sky's the limit, then you don't no Jack! 1.3158 0.05333 114 84 24 6
1503 Fi-fi-fo-fum, the price of magic beans is gaining momentum. 1.3158 0.05476 114 85 22 7
1504 How did you guys get a desk up here? 1.3158 0.05185 114 83 26 5
1505 And Jack will speak about upward mobility at our new plant. 1.3158 0.05476 114 85 22 7
1506 Jack arrived a few minutes late, only to discover they had started without him. 1.3158 0.05033 114 82 28 4
1507 You're halfway there. 1.3158 0.05333 114 84 24 6
1508 I don't know what you were expecting to find up here. 1.3158 0.05185 114 83 26 5
1509 Jack and the Beanstalk....the marxist slays the corporate giant edition 1.3158 0.05185 114 83 26 5
1510 Jack could you bring up some coffee on your next round? 1.3158 0.05333 114 84 24 6
1511 It figures the goose and the golden egg are metaphors for a venture capital firm. 1.3158 0.05033 114 82 28 4
1512 I traded my cow too soon! 1.3158 0.04714 114 80 32 2
1513 Folks, let’s all focus on organic growth. 1.3158 0.05185 114 83 26 5
1514 I thought Hell was below. 1.3145 0.05168 124 92 25 7
1515 It’s good growth, Jack, but don’t let it go to your head. 1.3145 0.05168 124 92 25 7
1516 You guys are full of beans, and they aren't magic ones. 1.3140 0.04550 121 85 34 2
1517 This isn't the cloud you're looking for. Try three levels above. 1.3140 0.04699 121 86 32 3
1518 Loading ... 1.3140 0.04699 121 86 32 3
1519 As you can see, our guerrilla marketing campaign for magic beans is scoring very high with young males. 1.3136 0.05476 118 89 21 8
1520 When we said we wanted to grow the company, this is not what we meant. 1.3136 0.05064 118 86 27 5
1521 We've retained outside expertise on stalk market speculation. 1.3136 0.04918 118 85 29 4
1522 Jack, that's not exactly what we meant about remoting in to the cloud meeting. 1.3136 0.04769 118 84 31 3
1523 Sorry, 'MBA' does not mean "Magic Bean Ascent.' 1.3136 0.05064 118 86 27 5
1524 Sorry, this is the cloud for corporate giants. 1.3136 0.05342 118 88 23 7
1525 Fee-fi-fo-feller, I smell the blood of a short-seller. 1.3136 0.05734 118 91 17 10
1526 Sorry, Jack. But it was the only way we could get you to attend. 1.3136 0.05205 118 87 25 6
1527 We killed god. We'll kill you too. 1.3136 0.05476 118 89 21 8
1528 Stalks are soaring. 1.3136 0.04918 118 85 29 4
1529 That Bean stock is really taking off. 1.3136 0.05064 118 86 27 5
1530 Suddenly the bean counters realized where their missing beans had gone. 1.3136 0.05205 118 87 25 6
1531 Jack, if you insist on coming to these virtual meetings in person, you can't keep showing up late. 1.3136 0.05476 118 89 21 8
1532 Jack will now present on the strong growth of the magic beans sector of the company. 1.3136 0.05476 118 89 21 8
1533 Part of our effort to be carbon neutral by 2025 is this substitute for the elevator! 1.3136 0.05476 118 89 21 8
1534 Oh... it’s just a corporate giant... 1.3136 0.04918 118 85 29 4
1535 Well, these are the bean stalk holders. What did you expect? 1.3136 0.05064 118 86 27 5
1536 Wait. I smell the blood of a company stalk holder. 1.3130 0.05709 115 88 18 9
1537 Hang on, Larry, its that boy again. Call security. 1.3130 0.05147 115 84 26 5
1538 cloud business is not keen for a dreamy... 1.3125 0.05234 112 81 25 5
1539 Jack, the giant retired and sold all his holdings " 1.3125 0.05386 112 83 23 6
1540 We may be a corporate giant, but we still need to protect our golden goose. 1.3125 0.04751 112 79 31 2
1541 This is Sales. Customer Service is in the other direction. 1.3125 0.05234 112 82 25 5
1542 I told you our ideas wouldn't be safe in the cloud... 1.3125 0.05234 112 82 25 5
1543 Have any of you seen my Mommy? She work's for Green Giant 1.3125 0.05234 112 82 25 5
1544 Oh, for Pete's sake... now what?!? 1.3125 0.05533 112 84 21 7
1545 Fee-fi-fo-fum! We are the corporate giants, son! 1.3125 0.05533 112 84 21 7
1546 Oh, that s just Jack. He never did trust The Cloud 1.3125 0.05078 112 81 27 4
1547 They were only giants of industry, but they were still willing to grind your bones to make their bread. 1.3125 0.04917 112 80 29 3
1548 It's okay, we've all been social distancing together. 1.3125 0.05078 112 81 27 4
1549 ... and as you can see, our new cloud strategy is accessible to everyone, even Jack! 1.3125 0.05078 112 81 27 4
1550 We're seeing a surprising uptick in bean sales among the snot-nosed asshole demographic - Oh, Jack! I didn't see you there. 1.3125 0.05533 112 83 21 7
1551 Hold - up - there- son ... there's been a giant takeover. 1.3125 0.05234 112 82 25 5
1552 Everything's moving to the cloud these days 1.3125 0.05533 112 84 21 7
1553 No, that's Jack the Giant Auditor. 1.3125 0.05533 112 84 21 7
1554 Think of it more as a golden nest egg. 1.3125 0.05817 112 86 17 9
1555 We moved all our data to the cloud and we still don't know Jack... 1.3125 0.05533 112 84 21 7
1556 GMO Jack... I like your style. 1.3125 0.05234 112 82 25 5
1557 Now even the kid realizes that we don’t know Jack! 1.3125 0.05386 112 83 23 6
1558 At this point let me introduce Jack who can explain the phenomenal growth. 1.3125 0.05386 112 83 23 6
1559 Jack, how often do we have to tell you -no insider trading. 1.3125 0.05386 112 83 23 6
1560 Jack discovers The Cloud doesn’t match his expectations 1.3125 0.05533 112 84 21 7
1561 Oh. A giant CORPORATION! 1.3125 0.05533 112 84 21 7
1562 I hope the bean counters find the budget for better cloud security. 1.3125 0.05234 112 82 25 5
1563 Can you believe? He thinks corporations are evil giants! 1.3125 0.04751 112 79 31 2
1564 Jack was curious about how to grow his shares in bean stocks. 1.3125 0.04917 112 80 29 3
1565 Hey look at my graph! 1.3125 0.05234 112 82 25 5
1566 Thanks to Jack here, our stalk is way up. 1.3125 0.05234 112 82 25 5
1567 It appears that even the cloud is no longer safe from the prying eyes of giant corporation bean counters. 1.3125 0.05234 112 82 25 5
1568 Keep climbing; there's nothing for you here. 1.3125 0.05386 112 83 23 6
1569 Trust me, you don't want to know what cow futures are trading for. 1.3125 0.05533 112 84 21 7
1570 hey you, please get off of my cloud... 1.3125 0.05386 112 83 23 6
1571 Yeah, sure, kid. 1.3125 0.04917 112 80 29 3
1572 Not the typical corporate ladder, but it works 1.3125 0.05234 112 82 25 5
1573 This is NOT Bring Your Son to Work day!!! 1.3125 0.05533 112 84 21 7
1574 Stalks are at an all time high, however, we're bean bearish on future performance. 1.3125 0.05533 112 84 21 7
1575 And now let me introduce you to the client who provided most of the seed money for this venture... 1.3125 0.05078 112 81 27 4
1576 We have an upward trend, but nothing like Jack’s vertical growth ! 1.3125 0.05234 112 82 25 5
1577 Sorry, traffic. 1.3125 0.05677 112 85 19 8
1578 You there, could you bring up a few pizzas? 1.3125 0.05386 112 83 23 6
1579 Sales are achieved through hard work and perseverance, it's not magic Jack. 1.3125 0.05677 112 85 19 8
1580 But how could they ever know that ‘storing it in the cloud’ is just us writing it down on paper and whiteboards as fast as we can?! 1.3125 0.05386 112 83 23 6
1581 As you can see the stalk price has gone sky high. 1.3125 0.05234 112 82 25 5
1582 That’s 4 espresso extra sugar, 1 decaf, 2 half-caf and 1 Jack Daniels on the rocks. 1.3125 0.05078 112 81 27 4
1583 Using inside information he learned from climbing the beanstalk, Jack's family prospered and they all lived happily ever after. 1.3125 0.05677 112 85 19 8
1584 Mr. G is now with another cloud company 1.3125 0.05078 112 81 27 4
1585 I didn't know he meant corporate giant. 1.3125 0.05533 112 84 21 7
1586 Jack cautiously ponders investment opportunities for his golden egg. 1.3125 0.05234 112 82 25 5
1587 Bean futures are three clouds over. 1.3125 0.05078 112 81 27 4
1588 As Jack demonstrates,the sky is no limit on our our bean seed profits. 1.3125 0.05234 112 82 25 5
1589 Supposedly he's an expert in organic growth. 1.3125 0.05533 112 84 21 7
1590 And as you can see, green energy is soaring. 1.3125 0.05234 112 82 25 5
1591 Jack, you're late. Is the Hen in or out? 1.3125 0.05533 112 84 21 7
1592 Jack knows we migrated to the cloud. 1.3125 0.05078 112 81 27 4
1593 We're talking about bean stocks, Jack. 1.3125 0.05078 112 81 27 4
1594 I know just how to bring down this evil giant -- a living wage. 1.3125 0.05533 112 84 21 7
1595 Keep climbing. The giant’s in a meeting with our Golden Goose Division on Cloud 9. 1.3125 0.05386 112 83 23 6
1596 Jack, there's nothing magic about these figures! 1.3125 0.05533 112 84 21 7
1597 Golden egg marketing has went up this quarter. 1.3125 0.05533 112 84 21 7
1598 And at the top of the beanstalk, Jack found where the corporate giants hide. 1.3125 0.05234 112 82 25 5
1599 Unpaid interns face a harsher climb to the top than ever before. 1.3125 0.05386 112 83 23 6
1600 Where’s Kornacki? 1.3125 0.05078 112 81 27 4
1601 Yes, Jack, the meeting's virtual landscape background is real 1.3125 0.05078 112 81 27 4
1602 The corporate giants, on the other hand, will indeed grind your bones to make some bread 1.3125 0.05234 112 82 25 5
1603 ...and Jack discovered it was not an ordinary giant that lived above the beanstalk, but a corporate gisnt. 1.3125 0.05533 112 84 21 7
1604 Someone please fix that damn elevator. 1.3125 0.05234 112 82 25 5
1605 Jack’s stock is climbing as predicted! 1.3115 0.04950 122 89 28 5
1606 Were you expecting a different kind of giant? 1.3109 0.04736 119 85 31 3
1607 We're giants of industry 1.3109 0.05167 119 88 25 6
1608 Wrong direction. This must be hell. 1.3109 0.05566 119 91 19 9
1609 Jack the luddite fugures out how to access the cloud. 1.3109 0.05167 119 88 25 6
1610 Bean stocks are up, but the bean economy is struggling. Some beans are selling for as much as a whole cow... 1.3109 0.05436 119 90 21 8
1611 It's called 'cloud computing'. One day all business--all life--will be on the cloud. 1.3109 0.04884 119 86 29 4
1612 Beans look promising. 1.3109 0.04884 119 86 29 4
1613 Sorry son. This is the top of a giant corporation. 1.3109 0.05028 119 87 27 5
1614 Don't spill the beans on us, kid. 1.3109 0.04884 119 86 29 4
1615 I traded my cow for a magic bean and all I found were bean counters. 1.3109 0.05028 119 87 27 5
1616 This is not what I meant when I said we should invest in bean stocks. 1.3109 0.04884 119 86 29 4
1617 Looks like bean stocks are going up 1.3109 0.05303 119 89 23 7
1618 We've seen impressive growth with our bean stock investment, time to cut it loose and collect our profits. 1.3109 0.05028 119 87 27 5
1619 Did you say stock or stalk? 1.3109 0.04583 119 84 33 2
1620 Yeah, bean stock just keeps on going up and up ... 1.3109 0.04884 119 86 29 4
1621 We’ll have to add a gardener to the I.T. team. 1.3109 0.05167 119 88 25 6
1622 As you see, the sky's the limit for GMO bean stocks. 1.3109 0.05028 119 87 27 5
1623 I know I’ve got the wrong beanstalk, but is it still profitable to invest with golden eggs? 1.3109 0.04425 119 83 35 1
1624 Jack, stop stalking! Here is no golden egg or silver lining. 1.3109 0.04425 119 83 35 1
1625 Wait, so they were tech giants all along? 1.3109 0.05167 119 88 25 6
1626 Is it for an iPhone or Android? I’m only going down once! 1.3109 0.05028 119 87 27 5
1627 Sorry I'm late, had trouble connecting to the cloud so I opted for the good old fashioned beans. 1.3109 0.04736 119 85 31 3
1628 Sorry Jack, we have the room till 12. 1.3109 0.05167 119 88 25 6
1629 The cloud isn’t as secure as we thought. 1.3109 0.05028 119 87 27 5
1630 Sometimes the outliers pop out of nowhere. 1.3097 0.04882 113 81 29 3
1631 Did we really need to move *everything* to the cloud? 1.3091 0.05285 110 81 24 5
1632 What did you expect? We ARE giants of industry. 1.3091 0.04788 110 78 30 2
1633 You can see that Golden Goose revenue continues to climb unabated... 1.3091 0.04959 110 79 28 3
1634 Jack’s portfolio has been soaring, ever since he decided to sell that cow and invest his beans in the cloud. 1.3091 0.05592 110 83 20 7
1635 We're a giant conglomerate. 1.3083 0.04850 120 87 29 4
1636 Short the beans and do a cow-buyback. 1.3083 0.05265 120 90 23 7
1637 The little fella is stalking us again. 1.3083 0.04850 120 87 29 4
1638 Sorry. This is MyCloud. 1.3083 0.04552 120 85 33 2
1639 So, that's the Cloud they all have been talking about! 1.3083 0.04992 120 88 27 5
1640 So much for secure meetings on the cloud. Enter the beanstalk hacker. 1.3083 0.05265 120 90 23 7
1641 You're in luck, Jack. The bean count is on an upward trajectory. 1.3083 0.04992 120 88 27 5
1642 As you can see, giant beanstalk yields are up twenty-seven percent. 1.3083 0.04850 120 87 29 4
1643 This meeting is for internal combustibles only, Elon 1.3083 0.05139 133 101 23 9
1644 Just what we need. The Bean Counter. 1.3063 0.05399 111 83 22 6
1645 The Zoom link broke. 1.3058 0.05228 121 91 23 7
1646 We see less fear in a Giant recovery 1.3056 0.05002 108 78 27 3
1647 Well, we are giants of industry. 1.3056 0.05337 108 80 23 5
1648 Shouldn’t you be at school? 1.3056 0.05337 108 80 23 5
1649 Why are Jack's projections always better than ours? 1.3056 0.04826 108 77 29 2
1650 Seems we missed an element of cloud security 1.3056 0.05337 108 80 23 5
1651 Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell the blood of the new startups. 1.3056 0.05337 108 80 23 5
1652 Like I said, bean stocks are soaring. 1.3056 0.04826 108 77 29 2
1653 I'm looking for investors after a very successful seed round. 1.3056 0.04826 108 77 29 2
1654 Magic? We prefer the term 'growth oriented'. 1.3056 0.05652 108 82 19 7
1655 The last thing we need is another fairytale answer! 1.3056 0.05652 108 82 19 7
1656 Try the next cloud over. 1.3056 0.05497 108 81 21 6
1657 We ARE a giant... in Cloud computing services. 1.3056 0.05172 108 79 25 4
1658 Jack, old bean! Climb-on over here and join our iCloud meeting! 1.3056 0.05337 108 80 23 5
1659 Taxes are better up here. 1.3056 0.05172 108 79 25 4
1660 You don't know Jack - sales of beans ARE up! 1.3056 0.05337 108 80 23 5
1661 Jack had enough with climbing the corporate beanstalk. 1.3056 0.05337 108 80 23 5
1662 What were you expecting, young man? A giant PERSON? 1.3056 0.05652 108 82 19 7
1663 Forget pork bellies…put it all in bean futures. 1.3056 0.05172 108 79 25 4
1664 As you can see, it’s been a banner year for Fee Fi Fo Funds. 1.3056 0.05497 108 81 21 6
1665 You're surprised to find bean counters? Really? 1.3056 0.05497 108 81 21 6
1666 Oh, cloud computing. 1.3056 0.05172 108 79 25 4
1667 Have I got the wrong floor? 1.3056 0.05002 108 78 27 3
1668 Yes Jack, our stock is also going up! 1.3056 0.05172 108 79 25 4
1669 And, as this graph indicates, the bean stock is rising 1.3056 0.05497 108 81 21 6
1670 Excuse me! Is this Cloud Nine? 1.3056 0.05652 108 82 19 7
1671 "Sorry, we already have enough bean-counters. 1.3056 0.05172 108 79 25 4
1672 I thought we agreed no outside consultants? 1.3056 0.04826 108 77 29 2
1673 It's clear beanstalks are at a all time high this year 1.3056 0.05652 108 82 19 7
1674 Wrong century, Jack! 1.3056 0.05172 108 79 25 4
1675 Oh Jack, he's our head of acquisitions. 1.3056 0.05337 108 80 23 5
1676 Let's welcome Jack, he's a board observer from a local growth fund. 1.3056 0.05002 108 78 27 3
1677 Sorry, kid, the giant is up a little higher. We're just the bean counters. 1.3056 0.04826 108 77 29 2
1678 Wrong stalk meeting. 1.3056 0.05497 108 81 21 6
1679 This kid always shows up when we’re counting beans. It’s a giant security issue. 1.3056 0.05337 108 80 23 5
1680 In order to keep track of his new-found wealth, Jack employed a whole department of magic bean-counters. 1.3056 0.05497 108 81 21 6
1681 It looks like we have another stalker. 1.3056 0.05002 108 78 27 3
1682 We're prepared to make you a very generous offer for your remaining beans. 1.3056 0.05172 108 79 25 4
1683 Let me demonstrate how the bean "stock" value has gone sky high. 1.3056 0.05497 108 81 21 6
1684 We anticipate continued growth in the stalk market. 1.3056 0.05497 108 81 21 6
1685 I see the bean counters have joined us. 1.3056 0.05337 108 80 23 5
1686 This reflects a giant increase in our cloud computing capacity. 1.3056 0.05497 108 81 21 6
1687 Stop! Don’t buy that guy’s old cow. Take your beans and follow me up to truly giant 401K golden goose returns. 1.3056 0.05803 108 83 17 8
1688 Our founder, Jack, has taken cloud business to new heights. 1.3056 0.05497 108 81 21 6
1689 Whew! Giants aren't as big and scary as I imagined! 1.3056 0.05497 108 81 21 6
1690 Here's Jack now ... with his report on magic beans. 1.3056 0.05337 108 80 23 5
1691 He didn't know the bean counters were real. 1.3056 0.04826 108 77 29 2
1692 No, next cartoon on the left. 1.3056 0.05172 108 79 25 4
1693 Gotta give him credit. He's got beans. 1.3056 0.04826 108 77 29 2
1694 You must have gotten some bad beans, this is Giant Golden Egg Enterprises, Inc. 1.3056 0.05337 108 80 23 5
1695 wow, the stalks are really up today. 1.3056 0.05172 108 79 25 4
1696 Jack, When I invited you to join the meeting in the cloud, I didn't mean it literally. 1.3056 0.05337 108 80 23 5
1697 This is "the cloud"; the giant's castle is higher up. 1.3056 0.05172 108 79 25 4
1698 ...and Jack is here to update us on our recent stalk growth. 1.3056 0.04643 108 76 31 1
1699 I climbed up here for the golden goose, not for inflated stocks. 1.3056 0.05172 108 79 25 4
1700 So I finally found The Cloud and guess what? Another dang meeting!! 1.3056 0.05172 108 79 25 4
1701 Jack discovered that storing everything in "the cloud" was true. 1.3056 0.05337 108 80 23 5
1702 Am I only halfway there? 1.3056 0.05002 108 78 27 3
1703 Okay, who spilled the magical beans again? 1.3056 0.05002 108 78 27 3
1704 Don’t look now. I think we’re being stalked by a bean counter. 1.3056 0.05172 108 79 25 4
1705 So as you can see,bean stocks have made giant gains. 1.3056 0.04643 108 76 31 1
1706 As you can see, bean futures are headed in the stratosphere. 1.3056 0.05172 108 79 25 4
1707 Finding the Zoom meeting in the iCloud. 1.3056 0.05337 108 80 23 5
1708 We're not working remotely, but we are working in the cloud. 1.3056 0.05337 108 80 23 5
1709 The price of gold keeps going up so PLEASE, keep the goose away from that damn kid! 1.3056 0.05002 108 78 27 3
1710 We’re not that kind of bean counters. 1.3056 0.05497 108 81 21 6
1711 We can grow through acquisitions or we can grow organicslly. 1.3056 0.05497 108 81 21 6
1712 This is as high as it's going. Sell short! 1.3056 0.05497 108 81 21 6
1713 That’s Jack. He’s here to watch the bean counters count beans. 1.3056 0.05497 108 81 21 6
1714 So much for the promises that everything in the cloud would be safe from prying eyes. 1.3056 0.05803 108 83 17 8
1715 Trading beans for cattle has given us our best quarter in years. 1.3056 0.05172 108 79 25 4
1716 ...and for those of you who invested in our stalk options 1.3056 0.05172 108 79 25 4
1717 Bean futures are climbing and my team is on cloud nine 1.3056 0.05337 108 80 23 5
1718 Wow! It's not a giant, it's a giant corporation 1.3056 0.05337 108 80 23 5
1719 You didn't realize we were a corporate giant? 1.3056 0.05172 108 79 25 4
1720 As you can see, beanstalks are on the rise. 1.3056 0.05337 108 80 23 5
1721 That's not the kind of stocks we're talking about, Jack. 1.3056 0.05337 108 80 23 5
1722 8000 leaves up, and it’s still nothin but board meetings... 1.3056 0.05172 108 79 25 4
1723 In that moment, when fantasy met reality, each found themselves uncertain as to which was which. 1.3056 0.05497 108 81 21 6
1724 How soybean futures are decided... 1.3056 0.05002 108 78 27 3
1725 I don't think anything could top our growth this quarter. 1.3056 0.05002 108 78 27 3
1726 As you can see, we predict that stalks will be through the roof this year! 1.3056 0.05172 108 79 25 4
1727 Aha..so that's what the cloud is 1.3056 0.05950 108 84 15 9
1728 Did you say the stalks are rising???? 1.3056 0.04643 108 76 31 1
1729 I really think we'd see giant fourth quarter growth, if management weren't such bean counters. 1.3056 0.05337 108 80 23 5
1730 Our stalks are rising like never before 1.3056 0.05002 108 78 27 3
1731 I say we invest in bean stocks. 1.3056 0.05172 108 79 25 4
1732 It appears we have a stalker. 1.3056 0.05337 108 80 23 5
1733 Jack meets the Giants of Publishing. 1.3056 0.05172 108 79 25 4
1734 Thanks to you Jack, Magic Bean futures are an ever-climbing commodity. 1.3056 0.04826 108 77 29 2
1735 Little boy, the giant's house is in the other cloud. 1.3056 0.04826 108 77 29 2
1736 Further proof that magic bean sales are sky high. 1.3056 0.05002 108 78 27 3
1737 It’s nice to meet you too Jack, but we have this space booked until 2:30. 1.3056 0.05172 108 79 25 4
1738 That's not the kind of stock growth I was hoping for. 1.3056 0.05002 108 78 27 3
1739 We are investing in beans...are you in? 1.3056 0.05172 108 79 25 4
1740 Sometimes I wonder, did we really need to move everything to the Cloud? 1.3056 0.05337 108 80 23 5
1741 They call them Beanstalkers, the latest cloud security threat. 1.3056 0.05172 108 79 25 4
1742 Sky's the limit, just beware of the fe fi fo fum downturns 1.3056 0.05172 108 79 25 4
1743 Finally, Jack discovers how giant-sized profits are made. 1.3056 0.05002 108 78 27 3
1744 As you can see, stalks are rising. 1.3056 0.05950 108 84 15 9
1745 You don’t know beans about investing. 1.3056 0.05337 108 80 23 5
1746 I see someone misplaced his Cloud password. 1.3056 0.05172 108 79 25 4
1747 As you can see our key customer demographic is single, highly gullible men, ages 18-24, preferably still living with their parents. 1.3056 0.05172 108 79 25 4
1748 It's bean stock, not stalk! 1.3056 0.05950 108 84 15 9
1749 Yes, we are a giant - of sorts. But I think are looking for the guy on the next cloud up. 1.3056 0.05172 108 79 25 4
1750 The lengths people will go to avoid wearing a mask... 1.3056 0.05497 108 81 21 6
1751 Yes but ours is clearly a slow growth low risk stalk portfolio! 1.3056 0.05172 108 79 25 4
1752 Kid, ever since we combined your Beanstalk Theory with cloud computing, your Golden Goose shares have gone sky high!" 1.3056 0.05652 108 82 19 7
1753 Here comes Spriggins now with the commodities report. 1.3056 0.05337 108 80 23 5
1754 Jack discovers that heaven is as bureaucratic as the Federal Government. 1.3056 0.05652 108 82 19 7
1755 Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell the blood of an IRS man. 1.3056 0.05497 108 81 21 6
1756 Magic bean futures continue to rise. Anything to add, Jack? 1.3056 0.04826 108 77 29 2
1757 If we just buy the beanstalk, we can fire everyone else. 1.3056 0.05002 108 78 27 3
1758 Jack, late for bean futures meeting, as usual." 1.3056 0.05337 108 80 23 5
1759 Bean stocks are way up this quarter! 1.3056 0.05497 108 81 21 6
1760 There are no giants or treasure, just accountants and lawyers. 1.3056 0.05002 108 78 27 3
1761 And, as you can clearly see, we have captured the youth market riding on Bean stocks 1.3056 0.05172 108 79 25 4
1762 For the millionth time, Jack, we have you a chair. 1.3056 0.04826 108 77 29 2
1763 Greg, did you say grande or venti? 1.3056 0.05652 108 82 19 7
1764 Jack & the BeanStock Exchange were born. 1.3056 0.04826 108 77 29 2
1765 And as you can see, the beanstalk's rate of growth has been absolutely tremendous the last 20 seconds 1.3056 0.05497 108 81 21 6
1766 No this is Giant Marketing LLC, you want the next bean stalk over 1.3056 0.05497 108 81 21 6
1767 Jack has always bean a bit of a stalker 1.3056 0.04826 108 77 29 2
1768 The memo did say that we were moving to the cloud this week. 1.3056 0.05002 108 78 27 3
1769 Magic bean futures continue to rise 1.3056 0.04826 108 77 29 2
1770 Oh, no this is sales. Advertising is two stalks down. 1.3056 0.05172 108 79 25 4
1771 As we can see here, stalking cases are on the rise 1.3056 0.05172 108 79 25 4
1772 Jack was well regarded for his growth potential, less so for his professionalism 1.3056 0.05337 108 80 23 5
1773 Jack finally understands what it means to ‘work in the cloud’ 1.3056 0.04643 108 76 31 1
1774 And here's Jack to explain the benefits of rapid growth for green shoots in legume start ups 1.3056 0.04826 108 77 29 2
1775 No, we're the Giants of Industry. You wanted to take a left at the second stalk. 1.3056 0.05002 108 78 27 3
1776 Jack discovers stalk market growth. 1.3056 0.05172 108 79 25 4
1777 I should have used the corporate ladder. 1.3056 0.05337 108 80 23 5
1778 Told you we should have invested in the stalk market. 1.3036 0.05048 112 82 26 4
1779 Also, bean stocks. They're way up. 1.3036 0.05649 112 86 18 8
1780 As you can see, magic bean futures are expected to pay significant dividends. 1.3036 0.05205 112 83 24 5
1781 And as you can see, bean stocks are seeing explosive growth 1.3036 0.05048 112 82 26 4
1782 No, Jack...the meeting is for stockholders, not stalkholders. 1.3036 0.06062 112 89 12 11
1783 We have a stalker in our midst. 1.3036 0.05357 112 84 22 6
1784 Jack... your thoughts? 1.3036 0.05205 112 83 24 5
1785 It’s nice to see you could make it. 1.3036 0.05927 112 88 14 10
1786 Try cloud-based meetings, they said. 1.3036 0.05357 112 84 22 6
1787 Your Cloud Back-up Password is "Magic Beans". 1.3036 0.05357 112 84 22 6
1788 Hey Jack, you’re supposed to count the beans, not plant them! 1.3036 0.05357 112 84 22 6
1789 He’s been climbing the corporate beanstalk. 1.3036 0.05205 112 83 24 5
1790 Right on time,Jack with the Bean Crop report. 1.3036 0.04886 112 81 28 3
1791 We are seeing a rapid growth in bean sales. 1.3036 0.05357 112 84 22 6
1792 Bean stocks are up. 1.3036 0.05048 112 82 26 4
1793 Jack, when I said you could take our company to new heights I didn't mean like this. 1.3036 0.04718 112 80 30 2
1794 Yes, this is where your data is. 1.3036 0.05205 112 83 24 5
1795 Yes, I did say stalks and bonds. 1.3036 0.04886 112 81 28 3
1796 As you can see, bean stocks are rising. 1.3036 0.05205 112 83 24 5
1797 Yes, we're the bean counters. Who were you looking for? 1.3036 0.05048 112 82 26 4
1798 The bean-counters claim our stalks are rising. 1.3036 0.05357 112 84 22 6
1799 Bean stocks are through the roof! 1.3036 0.05048 112 82 26 4
1800 Speaking of dramatic growth... 1.3036 0.05048 112 82 26 4
1801 Bean Stocks show a steady rise 1.3036 0.04718 112 80 30 2
1802 Well, here's the bean counter to bring us back down to earth. 1.3036 0.04886 112 81 28 3
1803 We are the bean counters for whom you seek 1.3036 0.04718 112 80 30 2
1804 For heaven's sake Son, for the third time, please tell your mother, 'what's in the cloud stays in the cloud'! 1.3036 0.04886 112 81 28 3
1805 Don’t worry Jack, magic bean futures are out performing live cattle futures. 1.3036 0.05357 112 84 22 6
1806 Bean futures will crash in the near-term, but we see real growth in the Cloud. 1.3036 0.05505 112 85 20 7
1807 I know I said I was interested in seeing growth in our stocks, but this is ridiculous. 1.3036 0.05048 112 82 26 4
1808 There is trouble on the ground. 1.3036 0.05357 112 84 22 6
1809 oh no i'm in hell 1.3036 0.05505 112 85 20 7
1810 Is this the theology class? 1.3036 0.05048 112 82 26 4
1811 If you don't understand this chart, you don't know Jack. 1.3036 0.05649 112 86 18 8
1812 Good report, Fred. Now let's hear from Jack, our bean counter. 1.3036 0.05505 112 85 20 7
1813 Hey don't look at me I made the stalk go up. 1.3036 0.05505 112 85 20 7
1814 Ah, Jack - just what we need, a bean counter" 1.3036 0.05205 112 83 24 5
1815 Isn't it amazing how well the Stalk Market is doing? 1.3036 0.04886 112 81 28 3
1816 He has bean stalking us. 1.3036 0.05357 112 84 22 6
1817 As the chart indicates, bean stocks are at an all-time high. 1.3036 0.05048 112 82 26 4
1818 Cybersecurity? I don't care beans about cybersecurity 1.3036 0.05205 112 83 24 5
1819 Hey, I'm a stalkholder, too! 1.3036 0.05205 112 83 24 5
1820 I told you our data wouldn't be safe in the cloud 1.3036 0.05048 112 82 26 4
1821 Now that we've transitioned to the cloud, we think the future growth is on bean stocks 1.3036 0.05357 112 84 22 6
1822 Now that we're a cloud computing giant, the bean counters won't leave us alone. 1.3036 0.04718 112 80 30 2
1823 With Covid, all meetings are moving to the Cloud. 1.3036 0.05649 112 86 18 8
1824 Jack held on, terrified his bean stock would plummet. 1.3036 0.04886 112 81 28 3
1825 We’ve seen no signs of wealth disparity since we moved to the cloud. Jack here is a great example of just how easy it is for upward mobility in America 1.3036 0.05357 112 84 22 6
1826 'Listen Jack, let me spell it out... we meant bean s-t-o-c-k, not stalk.' 1.3036 0.05205 112 83 24 5
1827 Jack, you really need to find a faster mode of transportation to our morning board meetings. 1.3036 0.05205 112 83 24 5
1828 Giants? No, we're just bean-counters, sonny. 1.3036 0.05505 112 85 20 7
1829 The Giant started the Fee Fi Fo Fund with his golden eggs since last you were here. 1.3036 0.05205 112 83 24 5
1830 Scene from a majority shareholder meeting: “Jack, we’re happy to report that stalks went up in the fourth quarter.” 1.3028 0.05453 109 82 21 6
1831 As you can see, bean stocks have skyrocketed over the past few days! 1.3028 0.05453 109 82 21 6
1832 Excuse me, this is a bean *stock*. The bean *stalk* is one vine over. 1.3028 0.05295 109 81 23 5
1833 Demand for magic beans is on the rise and as you see, users love our climbability 1.3028 0.05453 109 82 21 6
1834 Oh, that's Jack he doesn't believe in cloud storage. 1.3019 0.04865 106 76 28 2
1835 As you can see,our stalk continues to rise dramatically. 1.3019 0.05046 106 77 26 3
1836 Jack's bean stalking us again... 1.3019 0.05221 106 78 24 4
1837 Still think GMO’s don’t work? 1.3019 0.05046 106 77 26 3
1838 It's that stalker again. I told you that these cloud meetings wouldn't be secure. 1.3019 0.05390 106 79 22 5
1839 Well... I'm sure he's definitely a stalker. 1.3019 0.05221 106 78 24 4
1840 We'll happily represent you for a modest retainer fee-fi-fo-fum. 1.3019 0.05046 106 77 26 3
1841 You’ve hacked the wrong cloud, Jack. We’re the evil giants of industry." 1.3019 0.05221 106 78 24 4
1842 The stalk market has reached new heights! 1.3019 0.05221 106 78 24 4
1843 Oh, sorry, I was looking for the bathroom. 1.3019 0.05390 106 79 22 5
1844 We’re not the only ones experiencing significant growth. 1.3019 0.05221 106 78 24 4
1845 As you can see, magic bean sales are growing at an astronomical rate. 1.3019 0.05221 106 78 24 4
1846 So you are the Giants of industry 1.3019 0.04865 106 76 28 2
1847 Oops! Wrong seeds! 1.3019 0.05221 106 78 24 4
1848 Pay attention, I heard it thru the Grape vine! 1.3019 0.05221 106 78 24 4
1849 Tell Mr. Fee-fi-fo-fum that we smell the blood of a bankruptcy. 1.3019 0.05390 106 79 22 5
1850 It was then Jack realized that, just as SCOTUS said in 'Citizens United,' giant corporations were people too. 1.3019 0.05555 106 80 20 6
1851 So Business Is Conducted In The Cloud 1.3019 0.05221 106 78 24 4
1852 Even when we were all alive he was always a social climber. 1.3019 0.05046 106 77 26 3
1853 As you can see, sales of magic beans are trending upward. 1.3019 0.05555 106 80 20 6
1854 Maybe we should ask Jack about how to grow the company? 1.3019 0.05221 106 78 24 4
1855 Trending up? 1.3019 0.05390 106 79 22 5
1856 We’ll call it the “trickle-down theory”, but we all know what it really means 1.3019 0.05555 106 80 20 6
1857 You are NOT English, Jack. The giant does not smell your blood. Get your head out of the clouds and join us in the cloud meeting, please. . 1.3019 0.05046 106 77 26 3
1858 As you can see, our bean stocks continue to reach new heights. We predict giant yields in the next quarter. 1.3019 0.05221 106 78 24 4
1859 Jack meets the giants grinding bones to make bread. 1.3019 0.05221 106 78 24 4
1860 Jack’s attempt at escaping corporate America failed miserably. 1.3019 0.05390 106 79 22 5
1861 Oh, look. Another disrupter has come up the beanstalk. 1.3009 0.05166 113 84 24 5
1862 Congressman Jack discovers that being a giant is a growth industry and hurries to buy the stock before others find out. 1.3000 0.05093 110 81 25 4
1863 As I suspected, corporate bean counters. 1.3000 0.04575 110 78 31 1
1864 Traditional fairy tale business models won't be able to keep up with our magic bean cloud strategy 1.3000 0.05254 110 82 23 5
1865 Well, I guess that explains why bean stocks are on the rise. 1.3000 0.05093 110 81 25 4
1866 Jack, today isn't 'Casual Friday' 1.2991 0.05007 107 78 26 3
1867 If you believe that 2020 economic, I have some beans I can sell you. 1.2991 0.05510 107 81 20 6
1868 We're the tech giants. You want the guy who smells blood of the Englishman up on Cloud 9... 1.2991 0.05510 107 81 20 6
1869 It was on his third climb up the beanstalk that Jack was finally convinced the giant was just messing with his head. 1.2991 0.05180 107 79 24 4
1870 According to our reports, the bean "stocks" are going up.... 1.2991 0.05007 107 78 26 3
1871 We do anticipate continued growth, but will continue to experience a tough climb for some. 1.2991 0.05007 107 78 26 3
1872 And for you bean counters, I have a special guest: Jack get over here! 1.2991 0.05347 107 80 22 5
1873 I want what he's having. 1.2991 0.04827 107 77 28 2
1874 So this is what Cloud Nine looks like. No more Zoom. 1.2991 0.05347 107 80 22 5
1875 I smell the blood of a prospective investor. 1.2991 0.04827 107 77 28 2
1876 Once we relocated our operations to the cloud, our bean stocks have soared. 1.2991 0.05180 107 79 24 4
1877 Bean futures are up big. I say we sell now and buy back my cow. 1.2991 0.05007 107 78 26 3
1878 Do we have to hold our meetings up here? I doubt anyone is listening. 1.2991 0.05510 107 81 20 6
1879 You called me an alarmist, but I warned about all the rainfall this spring. 1.2991 0.05180 107 79 24 4
1880 It's okay- he's taking me back to Kansas. 1.2991 0.05180 107 79 24 4
1881 2021 1.2991 0.05510 107 81 20 6
1882 Yes sales are up, but ethically. I mean, do they actually work? ... hey who’s that? 1.2991 0.05347 107 80 22 5
1883 Top floor, but do you have an appointment? 1.2991 0.05510 107 81 20 6
1884 Fe fi fo fum, I fear a looming recession 1.2991 0.05347 107 80 22 5
1885 Stop stalking us. 1.2981 0.05445 104 78 21 5
1886 I have heard of social distancing' but this has gone too far !" 1.2981 0.05445 104 78 21 5
1887 Giants of industry? 1.2981 0.05091 104 76 25 3
1888 Our cloud meeting security measures clearly aren't sufficient. 1.2981 0.05091 104 76 25 3
1889 Of course, storing raw data in the cloud has its privacy issues. 1.2981 0.05445 104 78 21 5
1890 No matter where we hold our meetings the competitors are always stalking us 1.2981 0.05091 104 76 25 3
1891 Jack discovers the Cloud 1.2981 0.05091 104 76 25 3
1892 Keep climbing, we haven't hit our goal yet. 1.2981 0.05937 104 81 15 8
1893 There are big tall terrible giants in the sky. 1.2981 0.05937 104 81 15 8
1894 What did the provider say about the security of the cloud? 1.2981 0.04904 104 75 27 2
1895 Yes, we can all see that bean stalks are up too. 1.2981 0.05445 104 78 21 5
1896 Jack,I asked to gather the bean counters,not the bean stalkers. 1.2981 0.05091 104 76 25 3
1897 Jack...You’re Late! 1.2981 0.05937 104 81 15 8
1898 That’s not the corporate ladder, Jack! 1.2981 0.05445 104 78 21 5
1899 No, we have not seen your cat! 1.2981 0.05614 104 79 19 6
1900 Jack clung to the beanstalk, confident that he was sufficiently social distanced, even without a mask. 1.2981 0.05445 104 78 21 5
1901 Get with it Jack, the giants into bitcoin. 1.2981 0.04904 104 75 27 2
1902 Fees high, ho hum/ bitcoin go and beancoin come! 1.2981 0.05445 104 78 21 5
1903 We traded the gold for cattle options. 1.2981 0.05614 104 79 19 6
1904 And to think we could get some privacy up here! 1.2981 0.05445 104 78 21 5
1905 As you can see, we’ve noticed a sharp rise in bean stocks this quarter. 1.2981 0.05091 104 76 25 3
1906 ...and bean futures are expected to rise... 1.2981 0.04904 104 75 27 2
1907 Sadly, Jack learned that because everything can reach the Cloud in nanoseconds, the magic beans would not change his humble life. 1.2981 0.05091 104 76 25 3
1908 So you’ve seen the cloud. Now keep it to yourself. 1.2981 0.05445 104 78 21 5
1909 As you can see, our bean stock is trending up 1.2981 0.05445 104 78 21 5
1910 Yes, beans are rising. 1.2981 0.05778 104 80 17 7
1911 Fe-fi-fo-fum! I smell the rise of earnings to come. 1.2981 0.05091 104 76 25 3
1912 The projection is that bean stocks will soar. 1.2981 0.05271 104 77 23 4
1913 If you want to be part of a fairy tale, help us fill out this tax return." 1.2981 0.05778 104 80 17 7
1914 I’ve been searching everywhere for a non-Zoom meeting 1.2981 0.05614 104 79 19 6
1915 The giant got evicted. 1.2981 0.05614 104 79 19 6
1916 Jack finally discovered what climbing the corporate ladder meant. 1.2981 0.05091 104 76 25 3
1917 Climbing the corporate ladder looks a bit different these days 1.2981 0.05271 104 77 23 4
1918 Gotta be an easier way to sky high profits 1.2975 0.04788 121 89 28 4
1919 And as you can see, the price of allegories is going up. 1.2973 0.04719 111 80 29 2
1920 Who do I talk to about buying green bean futures? 1.2963 0.04968 108 79 26 3
1921 ...like I said, the success of our new fertilizer products have really skyrocketed 1.2963 0.05305 108 81 22 5
1922 Jack I told you get your head out of the clouds if you want to attend these high level meetings! 1.2963 0.05139 108 80 24 4
1923 jack, now's not a good time, son! 1.2963 0.05305 108 81 22 5
1924 Yes, Jack, our stocks are rising, too. 1.2963 0.04968 108 79 26 3
1925 As you can see—oh, hello Jack—beanstalk growth was up 323% since last quarter 1.2963 0.05139 108 80 24 4
1926 We’re the Magic Beancounters....We need you to fill out Form 230Z to account for the three that you just used. 1.2963 0.05305 108 81 22 5
1927 Yay, those beans got me a real face to face meeting!! It was so worth the cow! 1.2963 0.04968 108 79 26 3
1928 Damn COVID's got everyone meeting in the cloud! 1.2952 0.05567 105 80 19 6
1929 Let’s see you take on a cloud-based corporate giant. 1.2952 0.05050 105 77 25 3
1930 As I was saying, the returns were higher than we expected. 1.2952 0.04865 105 76 27 2
1931 As you can see, growth has far exceeded our expectations. 1.2952 0.05400 105 79 21 5
1932 You're just in time for our sharecropper's meeting. 1.2952 0.05400 105 79 21 5
1933 And the cost of beans continues to rise to sky high levels. 1.2952 0.05050 105 77 25 3
1934 I see a stalker is taking our high-level secrets. 1.2952 0.04865 105 76 27 2
1935 It looks like there will be bean-counters no matter where I go. 1.2952 0.05050 105 77 25 3
1936 Sorry, this was the only place our bubble could socially distance 1.2952 0.05228 105 78 23 4
1937 Fee-fi-fo-fum! I smell the blood of an English man. Be he alive, or be he dead, Blunderbore Enterprises will make some bread. 1.2941 0.05843 102 79 16 7
1938 Scram, kid. We don't know anything about a goose. 1.2941 0.05322 102 76 22 4
1939 Excuse me sir, the Magic Beans IPO isn't until next week 1.2941 0.05136 102 75 24 3
1940 I think we are about to be hacked. 1.2941 0.05322 102 76 22 4
1941 Jack, as our cloud computed GPS chart clearly shows, you’re only halfway there.... 1.2941 0.05136 102 75 24 3
1942 Dont be distracted - it’s just marketing showing off with their visuals 1.2941 0.05501 102 77 20 5
1943 You assured us that this venue would be secure. 1.2941 0.05501 102 77 20 5
1944 I see you finally decided to climb the corporate ladder 1.2941 0.05322 102 76 22 4
1945 Look who finally decided to join us 1.2941 0.05501 102 77 20 5
1946 Whadya mean our stock “ain’t worth beans?” 1.2941 0.04944 102 74 26 2
1947 Don't worry, we're still grinding men's bones to make bread up here, we're just doing it more efficiently. 1.2941 0.05843 102 79 16 7
1948 CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR! 1.2941 0.04944 102 74 26 2
1949 "The kid's here to take our lunch order. I recommend the green beans." 1.2941 0.05322 102 76 22 4
1950 Sorry Jack, there wasnt enough room for us and the Giant...we bought him out and he moved to Mar a Lago. 1.2941 0.05322 102 76 22 4
1951 You'll have to leave immediately. This meeting is only for the "higher ups"! 1.2941 0.04944 102 74 26 2
1952 As you can see, Bitcoins would provide a much higher profit margin than golden eggs. 1.2941 0.05675 102 78 18 6
1953 Jack watched in dismay as the CEO of G.I.A.N.T. Corp. explained how they were too big to fall. 1.2941 0.05136 102 75 24 3
1954 Sorry,this is Business Cloud Platform. 1.2941 0.05322 102 76 22 4
1955 And as you can see from the trend line, Jack's mother would still have rather gotten full price for the cow. 1.2941 0.05136 102 75 24 3
1956 Jack, look, your investment in commodities is really growing. 1.2941 0.05501 102 77 20 5
1957 Distance learning. 1.2941 0.05501 102 77 20 5
1958 Has anyone seen my bean? 1.2941 0.05322 102 76 22 4
1959 Fee for five funds! 1.2941 0.05136 102 75 24 3
1960 We needed fresh ideas and he works for beans, not like the last consultants. 1.2941 0.05501 102 77 20 5
1961 By the way, the market value of beans is going up. 1.2936 0.04929 109 80 26 3
1962 He helps with our cloud archive. 1.2936 0.05099 109 81 24 4
1963 I thought I could escape the escalation 1.2925 0.05356 106 80 21 5
1964 Sorry buddy, we've got the room for the next hour. 1.2913 0.05278 103 77 22 4
1965 Fee-fi-fo-fum, looks like a lot of good things still to come 1.2913 0.05278 103 77 22 4
1966 No--this is Cloud Management--the CEOgre is one cloud up. 1.2913 0.05278 103 77 22 4
1967 Jack, remember your bag of magic beans? Go back down and get another one. They make great coffee. 1.2913 0.05094 103 76 24 3
1968 Well, there goes the price of beans. 1.2913 0.05278 103 77 22 4
1969 Jack, if you're listening, and I know you are, try to stop this. 1.2913 0.05455 103 78 20 5
1970 Everyone say hello to our head bean counter, Jack 1.2913 0.05455 103 78 20 5
1971 Team. Let me introduce, Jack. He's our new bean counter who brings us decades of experience. 1.2913 0.04904 103 75 26 2
1972 Our bean business is taking off like a skyrocket. I've invited an industry expert to join us for a consultation. 1.2913 0.05455 103 78 20 5
1973 Sorry, Jack. The numbers show that the giant is too big to fail. 1.2913 0.05278 103 77 22 4
1974 Fie, Fih, Foh, Fum Inc. Who are you? 1.2913 0.04904 103 75 26 2
1975 He’s just a wannabe bean counter. 1.2913 0.05455 103 78 20 5
1976 Looks like Jack beat us to the punch and went public with Beanstalk. 1.2913 0.05094 103 76 24 3
1977 ... and then Jack realized that "goose that lays golden eggs" is just a metaphor. 1.2913 0.05455 103 78 20 5
1978 The dip in happiness you can see right here is 2020. 1.2913 0.05094 103 76 24 3
1979 And, at the next stop you'll see the cow jumping over the moon 1.2913 0.05627 103 79 18 6
1980 Bean Stock seems to be a good option for growth 1.2913 0.05094 103 76 24 3
1981 Fee-fi-fo-futures! I smell derivatives as the way to grind the little guys' bones into bread and eat them for lunch. 1.2913 0.05455 103 78 20 5
1982 You can see why Jack might think that we are all about fake news. 1.2913 0.05094 103 76 24 3
1983 I smell the blood of an insufficient diversified investor 1.2913 0.05278 103 77 22 4
1984 As predicted, this year's bean sales are sky high. 1.2913 0.05278 103 77 22 4
1985 Sorry the elevator was broken. 1.2913 0.05278 103 77 22 4
1986 I can't believe I climbed all the way up just to see some bean counters. 1.2900 0.04984 100 73 25 2
1987 You have your fictional stories mixed up. 1.2900 0.05374 100 75 21 4
1988 But, does the Golden Goose pay dividends? 1.2900 0.04984 100 73 25 2
1989 Just how secure is our business, now that we operate in the cloud? 1.2900 0.05374 100 75 21 4
1990 Late again, Jack. 1.2900 0.05559 100 76 19 5
1991 Oops! Sorry. Giant mistake. Carry on. 1.2900 0.04984 100 73 25 2
1992 You read the email incorrectly - this isn't a stalk-holder meeting. 1.2900 0.05183 100 74 23 3
1993 Ah, excuse me. Is one of you the Ogre? 1.2900 0.04777 100 72 27 1
1994 And you can see here our bean stock has gone through the roof. 1.2900 0.05183 100 74 23 3
1995 Of course Spriggins here gets all the credit for the rising stalk. 1.2900 0.04777 100 72 27 1
1996 No, keep climbing...Amazon is up on the top cloud. 1.2900 0.05183 100 74 23 3
1997 Jack, I know you think our profits should be rising faster, but your head’s in the clouds. 1.2900 0.05183 100 74 23 3
1998 Spoiler alert heaven also sucks 1.2900 0.04984 100 73 25 2
1999 Can we help you? 1.2900 0.05738 100 77 17 6
2000 And that’s when Jack learned how to invest in bean stocks 1.2900 0.04984 100 73 25 2
2001 Excuse me, is there a restroom on this floor? 1.2900 0.05559 100 76 19 5
2002 I hate to be the one to spill the beans, but we've got a giant hole in the budget. 1.2900 0.05183 100 74 23 3
2003 Hey. Is that my stalker? 1.2900 0.05559 100 76 19 5
2004 Stalker. 1.2900 0.05559 100 76 19 5
2005 That isn’t exactly a Corporate Ladder young man 1.2900 0.05559 100 76 19 5
2006 As you can see, stalks are rising steadily this year. 1.2900 0.05559 100 76 19 5
2007 Sorry to disturb but they were out of scones. Are biscuits fine for everyone ? 1.2900 0.04984 100 73 25 2
2008 Fee Fi Fo Fum I spy nitwits every one 1.2900 0.05738 100 77 17 6
2009 No, we did not call tech support. Out cloud services are working just fine. 1.2900 0.04984 100 73 25 2
2010 Listen, kid, the real golden goose is a solid go-to-market strategy. 1.2900 0.05374 100 75 21 4
2011 Is climbing the 'ladder of success' declared obsolete? 1.2900 0.04984 100 73 25 2
2012 Do any of you have a lead on a new bean counter? 1.2900 0.05738 100 77 17 6
2013 Just because you invested in one, very profitable stalk doesn't mean you can be late to meetings, Jack. 1.2900 0.05559 100 76 19 5
2014 And then Jack cloud sources his way to a portfolio . The end. 1.2900 0.05738 100 77 17 6
2015 Let us show you how bean profits will increase with cloud storage. 1.2900 0.05374 100 75 21 4
2016 Well, we are interested in merging with a rapid growth company. 1.2900 0.05183 100 74 23 3
2017 Just ignore him, he does this every Monday. 1.2900 0.05374 100 75 21 4
2018 Our profit outlook for the first quarter looks robust now that we’ve finalized the golden goose acquisition. 1.2900 0.04777 100 72 27 1
2019 Sorry to interrupt. I must have climbed the wrong beanstalk. 1.2900 0.05738 100 77 17 6
2020 As you can see stocks have been... climbing 1.2900 0.04984 100 73 25 2
2021 Everyone give a warm welcome to our new vine content creator, Jack! 1.2900 0.05183 100 74 23 3
2022 Stock or beanstalk, what goes up must come down. 1.2900 0.05183 100 74 23 3
2023 We have high expectations for you Jack 1.2900 0.05183 100 74 23 3
2024 For those of you who have never met this young intruder, well, you don't know Jack. 1.2897 0.05145 107 80 23 4
2025 I say it's time to get rid of our holdings in cattle futures, and invest heavily in beans. 1.2897 0.05635 107 83 17 7
2026 Jack, you need to stop beanstalking.. 1.2885 0.04668 104 75 28 1
2027 Say hello to Jack everyone. Jack could use some advice from real life bean counters. 1.2885 0.05053 104 77 24 3
2028 Would you like to Beta test our cloud-based Cyber Stalk? 1.2885 0.05409 104 79 20 5
2029 I'm STALKIN here! 1.2883 0.05181 111 84 22 5
2030 Let’s not tell him what the graph really represents. 1.2871 0.05328 101 76 21 4
2031 Fee-fi-fo-fum! I smell the blood of a minority shareholder. 1.2871 0.05688 101 78 17 6
2032 The goose's output has been securitized for maximum market capitalization. 1.2871 0.05139 101 75 23 3
2033 Alright, who was in charge of breeding out their climbing ability? 1.2871 0.05511 101 77 19 5
2034 Listen kid,we didn’t achieve steady growth with magic beans! 1.2871 0.04738 101 73 27 1
2035 We're bean counters, Jack-ass, we're everywhere. 1.2871 0.05511 101 77 19 5
2036 I see that someone from accounting is auditing my presentation 1.2871 0.04943 101 74 25 2
2037 How do we know this isn't a magic bean bubble? 1.2871 0.05328 101 76 21 4
2038 Fee-fi-fo-fum! I smell the blood of a beanstalk-climbing Covid-insider-trading whistleblower bum. 1.2871 0.05328 101 76 21 4
2039 I’m sorry you made the climb for nothing but we decided that the giant fits our current business model. 1.2871 0.04943 101 74 25 2
2040 Ignore him. He doesn't know Jack-Shit. 1.2871 0.05328 101 76 21 4
2041 Great. Now I have to climb back up and tell The Golden Goose the projections are bleaker than expected. 1.2871 0.05139 101 75 23 3
2042 I climb a tree to see heaven and discover that eternity is also banal. 1.2871 0.05688 101 78 17 6
2043 The bathroom? It’s a few more clouds up. 1.2871 0.04943 101 74 25 2
2044 Fee-fi-fo-fum, our exchange-traded funds are delivering capital growth in a challenged economic market. 1.2871 0.04738 101 73 27 1
2045 Maybe being bean counters is about to be highly regarded. 1.2871 0.05139 101 75 23 3
2046 Uh oh, the kid who stole our golden handcuffs is back for our golden parachutes! 1.2871 0.05511 101 77 19 5
2047 A radical spike in green veggies is caused by our new fertilizer “giant growth” . 1.2871 0.05328 101 76 21 4
2048 Micheal, I told you, no virtual backgrounds. 1.2871 0.05511 101 77 19 5
2049 The Giant is offering a cessation of hostilities, Jack, in exchange for partial interest in the magic beans. 1.2871 0.05328 101 76 21 4
2050 As you can see, bean stock is on the rise. 1.2871 0.05511 101 77 19 5
2051 I smell the blood of an investor who just traded a cow for some beans. 1.2871 0.04943 101 74 25 2
2052 Tell Mother Goose we’re still not interested. 1.2871 0.05511 101 77 19 5
2053 Fee-fi-401k. 1.2871 0.04943 101 74 25 2
2054 All that time it took you to climb up here and you still got the coffee order wrong? 1.2871 0.05688 101 78 17 6
2055 Yes Jack, Presentation skills are important even after life. 1.2871 0.05511 101 77 19 5
2056 Let’s all welcome our spokesman Jack joining us today to go over quarterly statements 1.2871 0.05511 101 77 18 5
2057 No, this is tech giants. The one with the golden goose is two vines over. 1.2870 0.05271 108 82 21 5
2058 But this growth is unstable... 1.2870 0.04753 108 79 27 2
2059 Let’s not forget. What goes up can always be chopped down. 1.2870 0.05104 108 81 23 4
2060 Then Jack saw them - the giants of industry 1.2857 0.05012 105 78 24 3
2061 I see a lot of geese, but where are the golden eggs?" 1.2857 0.04811 98 71 26 1
2062 Sorry, no commodity trading here. 1.2857 0.05427 98 74 20 4
2063 The stalk-growth meeting is NEXT week, Jack. 1.2857 0.05230 98 73 22 3
2064 The sales are up, but where's the proof these Magic Beans actually work? 1.2857 0.05230 98 73 22 3
2065 I don't know where you're getting your information, young man. We're an investment firm. We help people build golden NEST eggs. 1.2857 0.05025 98 72 24 2
2066 Do we attribute this growth to the fee, the fi, the fo, or the fum? 1.2857 0.05427 98 74 20 4
2067 Corporations can be giants too, pal. 1.2857 0.05427 98 74 20 4
2068 Sorry, Jack, bean counters are obsolete. 1.2857 0.05230 98 73 22 3
2069 I believe I accurately reflect the views of the entire Board, Jack, when I say to you fee-fi-fo-fum we smell the blood of an Englishman. 1.2857 0.05618 98 75 18 5
2070 Interns rarely got a glimpse into the exec meetings on cloud 9. 1.2857 0.04811 98 71 26 1
2071 We've hired a real expert to help us accelerate our transition to the cloud. 1.2857 0.05427 98 74 20 4
2072 We're Englishmen too. This is just a tax heaven. 1.2857 0.05025 98 72 24 2
2073 Have you signed an NDA? 1.2857 0.05981 98 77 14 7
2074 good the pizza 1.2857 0.05802 98 76 16 6
2075 But is it disruptive enough? 1.2857 0.05025 98 72 24 2
2076 Yeah, he's up there, but I wouldn't bother. We've all got pardons. 1.2857 0.05230 98 73 22 3
2077 Thanks Jack, but we don't need any bean counters here, this is a sales meeting. 1.2857 0.05012 105 78 24 3
2078 I climbed all the way up this beanstalk to see your COVID report and you people aren't even wearing masks! 1.2857 0.05230 98 73 22 3
2079 The stalk market is really taking off. 1.2857 0.05025 98 72 24 2
2080 We're the bean counters, the CEO is three clouds higher. 1.2857 0.05191 105 79 22 4
2081 Remote Work 1.2857 0.05025 98 72 24 2
2082 Late again, Jack. I thought you were switching to corn. 1.2857 0.05427 98 74 20 4
2083 Excuse me. They told me to ask for the golden goose. . . 1.2857 0.05230 98 73 22 3
2084 Good news Jack, profits are up since we sold the castle and downsized the giants. 1.2857 0.05230 98 73 22 3
2085 Next year's strategy includes our pricing change, our transition to First In First Out accounting, and the launch of our new Futuristic Underwater Mobile. In short, "Fee, FIFO, F.U.M." 1.2857 0.05230 98 73 22 3
2086 The Giant is in poultry futures 1.2857 0.05230 98 73 22 3
2087 Hey Jack, mind if we blue sky this bean deal? 1.2857 0.05427 98 74 20 4
2088 So our gross is up 5% this quarter thanks to the residuals on that orphan-baking oven we optioned to the witch. And let's not forget the dried beans we unloaded on that stupid little twerp with th... Fuck... He's right behind me, isn't he? 1.2857 0.05981 98 77 14 7
2089 Change in plan; the giant’s pivoting hard from gold to Bitcoin. 1.2857 0.05230 98 73 22 3
2090 The Singing Harp's losses due to maternity leave are offset by profits from increased golden egg production. 1.2857 0.05427 98 74 20 4
2091 Unless you can find a goose that shits gold, you're going to have to be on time for meetings. 1.2857 0.05618 98 75 18 5
2092 Looks like the freelancer is gaining on us. 1.2857 0.05025 98 72 24 2
2093 No, that's not Waldo. 1.2857 0.05230 98 73 22 3
2094 Just as I thought, the future is beans! 1.2857 0.05802 98 76 16 6
2095 Our guest today will explain investing strategies that come right out of a fairy tale, take it away, Jack... 1.2857 0.05427 98 74 20 4
2096 So 'death by PowerPoint' is real. 1.2857 0.05230 98 73 22 3
2097 I thought the meeting was pushed to Thursday 1.2857 0.05191 105 79 22 4
2098 We're all excited about our growth, Ted, but the metaphor is excessive. 1.2857 0.05427 98 74 20 4
2099 Why didn’t you just log in to our cloud-based meeting, Jack? 1.2857 0.05427 98 74 20 4
2100 Try the next bean stalk, Jack. It's 5G and guaranteed free of giants. 1.2857 0.05230 98 72 22 3
2101 As you can see,the stalks are high. The morals are low. 1.2857 0.05230 98 73 22 3
2102 That's all well and good, Jack, but how do you plan to monetize this beanstalk thing? 1.2857 0.05230 98 73 22 3
2103 Prediction: Jack d/b/a Golden Eggs, Ltd. up; Ogre Life, PC down. 1.2857 0.05618 98 75 18 5
2104 You're just in time Jack, Beanstalks are at an all time high. 1.2857 0.05427 98 74 20 4
2105 Tell the big guy we’re going public and need another dozen. 1.2857 0.05618 98 75 18 5
2106 What it takes to reach the top in the cloud tech space 1.2857 0.05618 98 75 18 5
2107 Good news! There’s a vaccine now - you can all come back to the downtown office. 1.2857 0.05618 98 75 18 5
2108 The God's office is on the top floor 1.2857 0.05618 98 75 18 5
2109 Our 2020 data indicates that the more absurd the cartoon is the more relatable it is to the average reader. 1.2857 0.06154 98 78 12 8
2110 No Green Giant here, just unicorn cloud computing. 1.2857 0.05025 98 71 24 2
2111 Heaven's first level of hell" @ksmithm 1.2857 0.05802 98 76 16 6
2112 The bean stock continues to grow and...oh Jack, you are here 1.2857 0.05230 98 73 22 3
2113 And that’s when Jack stumbled into the Green Giant boardroom. 1.2857 0.05191 105 79 22 4
2114 Of course we can't tell Jack we're charting his motivation. If I knew someone were charting mine, I'd quit. 1.2843 0.05464 102 78 19 5
2115 It seems that Jack wants the secret to the stock market too. 1.2843 0.05464 102 78 19 5
2116 In conclusion, I believe we can be a growth stalk, value stalk, and perhaps even a beanstalk. 1.2843 0.04902 102 75 25 2
2117 It's now Giant Incorporated, kid. 1.2843 0.05096 102 76 23 3
2118 Just as my graph expected. 1.2843 0.05283 102 77 21 4
2119 As Warren predicted, the sky’s the limit on bean futures 1.2843 0.04488 102 73 29 0
2120 As you can see, bean futures are up. 1.2843 0.05639 102 79 17 6
2121 Giants? No, no, we're corporate giants. There's a difference. 1.2843 0.05096 102 76 23 3
2122 I suggest that we invest in bean futures. 1.2843 0.05464 102 78 19 5
2123 Thanks to you, Jack, our Beano sales are skyrocketing! 1.2843 0.05283 102 77 21 4
2124 Do you ever get the feeling you are being stalked? 1.2843 0.05096 102 76 23 3
2125 Don't mind him. He used to be an office boy here at Could 9. Worked his ass off. One day I told him not to work so hard or he would become a dull boy. So Jack went over to that beanstalk and started to play. The rest is history. 1.2843 0.05283 102 77 21 4
2126 Wow, this company really is environmentally friendly, instead of climbing the corporate ladder you have to climb the corporate vine. 1.2843 0.05096 102 76 23 3
2127 Hold on a sec, Ed. Sorry, seems despite our precautions we are once again getting beanstalk-bombed. 1.2843 0.05973 102 81 13 8
2128 I planted a bean...and found bean counters?!? 1.2843 0.05096 102 76 23 3
2129 You’re just in time for a urine sample. 1.2843 0.05639 102 79 17 6
2130 Fee-fi-fo-foud who forgot to put a password on this cloud? 1.2843 0.05283 102 77 21 4
2131 A glimpse into the future 1.2843 0.05464 102 78 19 5
2132 Oh I see the confusion. We are a giant... corporation. 1.2843 0.05096 102 76 23 3
2133 If you'd make a Starbucks run, that'd be great. 1.2843 0.05096 102 76 23 3
2134 Sorry,Jack,this iCloud is full. 1.2830 0.04596 106 77 28 1
2135 As my assistant so nimbly illustrates, growth has exceeded our projections. 1.2828 0.05380 99 75 20 4
2136 I thought our data was safe in the cloud. 1.2828 0.04771 99 72 26 1
2137 I'd like to introduce Jack, our magic bean counter. 1.2828 0.05185 99 74 22 3
2138 The giant layoffs in bean counting led to some miraculous overnight growth! 1.2828 0.05568 99 76 18 5
2139 As you can see, bean futures continue to rise. 1.2828 0.05568 99 76 18 5
2140 Sorry, we off-shored golden egg production back in Q3. 1.2828 0.05380 99 75 20 4
2141 No, you want one cloud up for engineering. We are marketing. 1.2828 0.05185 99 74 22 3
2142 Jack never expected the giant to be corporations 1.2828 0.05568 99 76 18 5
2143 Looks like you have a future in soybeans, Jack. 1.2828 0.05380 99 75 20 4
2144 Welcome to big agro. 1.2828 0.05568 99 76 18 5
2145 Sorry, Jack. The golden egg is one cloud up. 1.2828 0.04549 99 71 28 0
2146 Do you have a receipt for the cow? 1.2828 0.05380 99 75 20 4
2147 You can laugh about his beanstalk, but do you seriously believe a cloud is supporting us up here? 1.2828 0.05185 99 74 22 3
2148 Oh, I thought you meant to share our rising stalks. 1.2828 0.05380 99 75 20 4
2149 Jack. Jack. You're not seeing the big picture here . . . 1.2828 0.05185 99 74 22 3
2150 What a giant disappointment. 1.2828 0.05568 99 76 18 5
2151 Well, Fee-Fi-Fo-Fum, if it isn’t Jack from Compliance. 1.2828 0.05750 99 77 16 6
2152 Are we, perhaps, growing too much? 1.2828 0.05185 99 74 22 3
2153 Your prediction about taking things to new heights in 2020 certainly has come true! 1.2828 0.05185 99 74 22 3
2154 Jack is surprised to learn giants look a little different from his last trip up the bean stock 1.2828 0.05185 99 74 22 3
2155 Jack, we've been encouraging you to the climb the corporate ladder. 1.2828 0.05380 99 75 20 4
2156 Well... we had to diversify the portfolio after you stole his damn hen! 1.2828 0.05185 99 74 22 3
2157 ... then Jack saw the Giants of Industry 1.2828 0.05185 99 74 22 3
2158 As far as we know, Jack is not aware that we are tracking his progress here in The Cloud, which of course is in his best interest. 1.2816 0.05054 103 77 23 3
2159 Sorry, kid... this is just a virtual cloud. 1.2816 0.05418 103 79 19 5
2160 Analysis shows continued growth, followed by a sizable market disruption, then a solid return on investment in poultry futures." 1.2816 0.05418 103 79 19 5
2161 Since we added Jack, beanstock sales have gone through the roof. 1.2816 0.05054 103 77 23 3
2162 Come join us- There are much less stressful ways to make money. 1.2816 0.05239 103 78 21 4
2163 As you can see here, stalks have historically gone up. 1.2816 0.04662 103 75 27 1
2164 Fee fi fo fum, someone put ayahuasca in the water cooler again. 1.2816 0.05418 103 79 19 5
2165 On the plus-side, magic bean trades are sky-high! 1.2812 0.05868 96 75 15 6
2166 It’s Jack the Corporate Giant Slayer! 1.2812 0.05278 96 72 21 3
2167 Jack is here to share his thoughts on the rapid growth opportunities in bean futures. 1.2812 0.05066 96 71 23 2
2168 Jack, are you stalking us? 1.2812 0.05066 96 71 23 2
2169 So much for a secure cloud. 1.2812 0.05482 96 73 19 4
2170 Now THAT'S the short-term stalk growth the board expects! 1.2812 0.05278 96 72 21 3
2171 I'd like to pass this idea by our golden goose expert Jack 1.2812 0.05482 96 73 19 4
2172 This is how we are able to do same day delivery 1.2812 0.05066 96 71 23 2
2173 Oh, sorry. I thought you said beanstalk options. 1.2812 0.05482 96 73 19 4
2174 Just another meeting of the bean counters 1.2812 0.05482 96 73 19 4
2175 Jack! Your bean stock is way up! 1.2812 0.05278 96 72 21 3
2176 There are assholes in the sky!" - Jack (apologies to Mr. Sondheim 1.2812 0.05278 96 72 21 3
2177 Late again! What's your excuse this time? 1.2812 0.05066 96 71 23 2
2178 As you can see Jack's bean stock is really climbing. 1.2812 0.05678 96 74 17 5
2179 Monsanto has transitioned to the cloud. Now hand over those seeds. 1.2812 0.05278 96 72 21 3
2180 I’d like to know why there are no Asians in this meeting. 1.2812 0.05066 96 71 23 2
2181 The stalk market is way up this year. 1.2812 0.05482 96 73 19 4
2182 um, I think we should briefly pause for a moment and get our heads out of the clouds. 1.2812 0.05278 96 72 21 3
2183 That's it, Intern, six feet apart. 1.2812 0.05066 96 71 23 2
2184 Well, actually we are giants. Giants of industry, but giants nonetheless. 1.2812 0.05066 96 71 23 2
2185 I thought Hell was in the other direction! 1.2812 0.05278 96 72 21 3
2186 Jack, you don’t know beans. 1.2812 0.05482 96 73 19 4
2187 Little boy, we are giants. Giants of industry. 1.2812 0.05066 96 71 23 2
2188 why jack invested in apple 1.2812 0.05678 96 74 17 5
2189 I'm sorry but these growth projections are pure fantasy. 1.2812 0.05482 96 73 19 4
2190 Beans are going through the roof. 1.2812 0.05278 96 72 21 3
2191 Which one of you is the Giant? 1.2812 0.05482 96 73 19 4
2192 How many beans? 1.2812 0.05066 96 71 23 2
2193 Magic bean futures are sky high. 1.2812 0.05066 96 71 23 2
2194 Sorry, Jack, we acquired Giant Enterprises six years ago. The big dude retired and bought a mansion in the Hamptons. 1.2812 0.05868 96 75 15 6
2195 Only in fairy tales will you see a 2020 chart that looks like that. 1.2812 0.05868 96 75 15 6
2196 Jack, it's your hemp stock 1.2812 0.05678 96 74 17 5
2197 The meeting rooms were all busy! 1.2812 0.05066 96 71 23 2
2198 Alas, proof to my teacher that my Bean Growth Chart WAS uploaded to the cloud. 1.2812 0.04845 96 70 25 1
2199 I don't want to hear another story about giants Jack, you're late. 1.2812 0.05482 96 73 19 4
2200 With our move to the cloud, we've finally eliminated all concerns about corporate espionage. 1.2812 0.06052 96 76 13 7
2201 Ever since we migrated to the cloud our stalks have gone through the roof. 1.2812 0.05066 96 71 23 2
2202 You might want to count those beans again, Sam. 1.2812 0.05066 96 71 23 2
2203 Jack informed that cloud storage will go up to $19.95. 1.2812 0.05278 96 72 21 3
2204 On the other hand our bean investments have been doing quite well for us. 1.2812 0.05678 96 74 17 5
2205 I GUARANTEE our security will be air-tight now that we’ve moved our business to the cloud... 1.2812 0.05066 96 71 23 2
2206 Another bean counter stalking us!" 1.2812 0.05066 96 71 23 2
2207 Bean sales are through the roof. 1.2812 0.05278 96 72 21 3
2208 It's more than just a metaphor, Jack. 1.2812 0.04845 96 70 25 1
2209 Industrial espionage is reaching new heights! 1.2812 0.05678 96 74 17 5
2210 As you can see, bean stocks are up 25% 1.2812 0.05482 96 73 19 4
2211 Corporate Giants? 1.2812 0.05278 96 72 21 3
2212 Keep climbing Jack, there's nothing here but turkeys. 1.2812 0.05278 96 72 21 3
2213 I'd like you all to meet Jack, our new Head of Growth. 1.2812 0.04613 96 69 27 0
2214 Gary forgot to book the conference room. 1.2812 0.04845 96 70 25 1
2215 Wow! The Cloud really does exist for corporate data. 1.2812 0.05278 96 72 21 3
2216 No, we're just bean counters. 1.2812 0.05066 96 71 23 2
2217 Welcome to our weekly bean counter meeting 1.2812 0.05482 96 73 19 4
2218 Why am I not surprised? 1.2812 0.05678 96 74 17 5
2219 I see majic bean stalks are up a third, maybe time to sell. 1.2812 0.05278 96 72 21 3
2220 Soybean futures are up. 1.2812 0.05278 96 72 21 3
2221 Whoops! I think I have the wrong giant. 1.2812 0.05278 96 72 21 3
2222 So we are all agreed that the British have finally become irrelevant? 1.2812 0.05482 96 73 19 4
2223 Cloud computing is fast, easy, and it costs beans. 1.2812 0.05482 96 73 19 4
2224 Despite recent threats,we're confident in our cloud security. 1.2812 0.05066 96 71 23 2
2225 Looks like bean futures are on the rise. 1.2812 0.05278 96 72 21 3
2226 As you can see...Oh, look, speaking of climbing, there’s our intrepid bean counter. 1.2812 0.05066 96 71 23 2
2227 It's ours. Genetically modified. 1.2812 0.05278 96 72 21 3
2228 I see our sales aren't the only things that have been climbing. 1.2812 0.05678 96 74 17 5
2229 Jack already knew growth was possible so didn't mind missing the meeting 1.2812 0.05482 96 73 19 4
2230 Go to six, and ask for Fee-fi-fo-fum. 1.2812 0.05278 96 72 21 3
2231 Here we have a prime example of how self-sufficiency can indeed be traded for unrealistic profits. 1.2812 0.05482 96 73 19 4
2232 Are you guys bean counters? 1.2812 0.05278 96 72 21 3
2233 The cloud isn’t a metaphor!?! 1.2812 0.05066 96 71 23 2
2234 Jack's stocks are rising, but but they will be getting riskier as he moves higher. 1.2812 0.05482 96 73 19 4
2235 If this isn’t magic then what is? 1.2812 0.05278 96 72 21 3
2236 We discovered it’s much more profitable to short beans and go long on cattle. 1.2812 0.05482 96 73 19 4
2237 And at that point Jack realized he probably could have taken an elevator. 1.2812 0.04845 96 70 25 1
2238 We recommend you put your golden eggs in a low risk IRA 1.2812 0.05278 96 72 21 3
2239 No masks, no social distances, and you you guys still got into heaven? I guess you can take it with you. 1.2812 0.06052 96 76 13 7
2240 Jack’s here to solve our giant cloud problem. 1.2812 0.05278 96 72 21 3
2241 Wrong stalk 1.2812 0.05278 96 72 21 3
2242 I'm the ghost of Christmas future. You shouldn't have sold your cow for those beans. 1.2812 0.05278 96 72 21 3
2243 Dont mind me, just here to check on the top 1% 1.2812 0.05066 96 71 23 2
2244 Excuse me Jack, you cannot be spying on ‘God’s plan’ 1.2812 0.05482 96 73 19 4
2245 I have this room booked. 1.2812 0.05066 96 71 23 2
2246 I climbed to the top for this? 1.2812 0.05482 96 73 19 4
2247 Yes this is "the cloud", stop stalking us. 1.2812 0.05278 96 72 21 3
2248 The elevator was broken. 1.2812 0.05482 96 73 19 4
2249 Hm. It turns out stockbrokers do go to heaven. 1.2812 0.05066 96 71 23 2
2250 Sorry, wrong stalk meeting 1.2812 0.05868 96 75 15 6
2251 And at the top of the beanstalk, Jack found the boardroom of the giant monopoly that had enslaved her mom to minimum wage subsistence, all the while keeping her hours just low enough to deprive her of full-time benefits, and squeezing the life force out of her with punishing expectations of what she could accomplish during the hours she was allowed to work. And because Jack could not afford to go to college, and instead educated himself via podcasts and blogs, he looked upon the corporate board with admiration. Because these men in suits, these titans of their own bootstraps, embodied for Jack the American dream... private enterprise writ large and in charge... 1.2812 0.06052 96 76 13 7
2252 Fee-fi-fo-fum! I smell an opportunity to synergistically actualize scalable solutions. 1.2812 0.05868 96 75 15 6
2253 Everyone, give Jack a hand. He’s taken our beanstock through the roof. 1.2812 0.04845 96 70 25 1
2254 sir that is for employees only you will need to use the corporate ladder 1.2812 0.05066 96 71 23 2
2255 Oops, wrong floor... 1.2804 0.05602 107 84 16 7
2256 Oh, its the the corporate Giants. 1.2804 0.05277 107 82 20 5
2257 You think those golden eggs just sit there appreciating in value without asset managers? 1.2800 0.05140 100 75 22 3
2258 There is no down side in the bean market! 1.2800 0.05140 100 75 22 3
2259 This ain’t no fairy tail. Our firewall sucks. 1.2800 0.05140 100 75 22 3
2260 Another member of the 1%!? Who spilled the beans? 1.2800 0.05333 100 76 20 4
2261 I see Jack has finally worked his way up the corporate beanstalk." 1.2796 0.05376 93 70 20 3
2262 .. and as you can see here, our "Magic Bean" portfolio continues to climb as we re-structure for the Cloud. 1.2796 0.05590 93 71 18 4
2263 Why do you look so confused? 1.2796 0.05590 93 71 18 4
2264 I'm sure you'd agree there's enormous growth potential in today's stalks. 1.2796 0.05795 93 72 16 5
2265 Most of us get here by the corporate ladder. 1.2796 0.05590 93 71 18 4
2266 Forget plastics. Beans! 1.2796 0.04922 93 68 24 1
2267 He's after our golden parachutes. 1.2796 0.05154 93 69 22 2
2268 As you can see our cloud based business model is still subject to the feelers of the hedge funds. 1.2796 0.05590 93 71 18 4
2269 As you can see, our magical fruit marketing campaign proved very effective and we are now seeing a significant number of people eating their beans at every meal. 1.2796 0.05590 93 71 18 4
2270 No meeting is complete without hearing from the bean counters. 1.2796 0.05154 93 69 22 2
2271 Cow shares are bullish and beans have sky rocketed 1.2796 0.05376 93 70 20 3
2272 Jack realized life was better below the top of the beanstalk... 1.2796 0.05376 93 70 20 3
2273 Looks like Jack the Giant Corporation Slayer is here. 1.2796 0.05376 93 70 20 3
2274 "Don't get distracted by him. Remember—this is a reality show!" 1.2796 0.05154 93 69 22 2
2275 Is there anywhere in the cloud where I can have lunch after the meeting 1.2796 0.05993 93 73 14 6
2276 Go away. This is a private meeting in the cloud. 1.2796 0.05795 93 72 16 5
2277 FACT: Most folks in cloud meetings don't know Jack. 1.2796 0.05376 93 70 20 3
2278 I guess it's not quite insider trading, but it's still cheating. 1.2796 0.05795 93 72 16 5
2279 You’re late, again. Don’t blame the ‘giant’ in the room. 1.2796 0.05154 93 69 22 2
2280 We’re getting great returns on our bean stock. 1.2796 0.05154 93 69 22 2
2281 Here comes the bean counter 1.2796 0.05795 93 72 16 5
2282 Jack,this is the 3rd time you've been late this week. 1.2796 0.05154 93 69 22 2
2283 Fe-fi-fo-fum, I smell a forecasting fairy tale. 1.2796 0.05795 93 71 16 5
2284 We count the magic beans. The castle is farther up 1.2796 0.05993 93 73 14 6
2285 Yes, Jack, we know. Your cow was repossessed for non-payment. Now you really need to go to reception, or I'll call security. 1.2796 0.05590 93 71 18 4
2286 It looks like we have a (bean) stalker 1.2796 0.05154 93 69 22 2
2287 As you see here, our new stalk market strategy is proving successful. 1.2796 0.04922 93 68 24 1
2288 Hey, kid! Would you like to invest in some of our company's magic beans? 1.2796 0.05376 93 70 20 3
2289 So,this is where the beans are counted. 1.2796 0.05590 93 71 18 4
2290 "Magic-bean stocks are going up, no pun intended." 1.2796 0.05376 93 70 20 3
2291 Sorry, you've missed the initial stalk offering. 1.2796 0.05590 93 71 18 4
2292 Don't be ridiculous, we stopped grinding bones for bread 3 quarters ago. 1.2796 0.05590 93 71 18 4
2293 Uh oh, our stalker is back. 1.2796 0.05376 93 70 20 3
2294 Ax sales are up throughout the kingdom. 1.2796 0.05590 93 71 18 4
2295 I recommend that we continue investing in soybean futures 1.2796 0.04922 93 68 24 1
2296 Damn, this is definitely not worth a cow. 1.2796 0.05376 93 70 20 3
2297 At the top of the giant beanstalk, Jack finds the bean counters. 1.2796 0.05376 93 70 20 3
2298 I didn't know "the giant" would be a corporation! 1.2796 0.04679 93 67 26 0
2299 To Jack’s surprise, selling his Mom’s cow grew into a bullish market. The two lived happily ever after! 1.2796 0.05154 93 69 22 2
2300 He wasn’t expecting a Giant of industry 1.2796 0.05590 93 71 18 4
2301 Stock market, not stalk market! 1.2796 0.05376 93 70 20 3
2302 Sorry I'm late, the elevator is broken. 1.2796 0.05590 93 71 18 4
2303 I've called you here today because, as you can see, our Magic Bean product has been doing quite well throughout the world, except here in England where they've been having that Englishman eating giant problem. 1.2796 0.05590 93 71 18 4
2304 And here you can see the exponential growth we gave achieved in genetically modified beanstalk height. 1.2796 0.05795 93 72 16 5
2305 Jack, are you stalking our meeting? 1.2796 0.05154 93 69 22 2
2306 No, this is the Pork Bellies meeting. The Magic Bean futures is one level up. 1.2796 0.05376 93 70 20 3
2307 The future's in Soybeans, not Pork bellies. If you can spare one Englishman, I can explain. 1.2796 0.05376 93 70 20 3
2308 As you can see bean commodities are trending up. 1.2796 0.05590 93 71 18 4
2309 But it’s much more fun to believe in the golden goose. 1.2796 0.05154 93 69 22 2
2310 Sorry about that folks. It appears the glass ceiling is now permeable to children. 1.2796 0.05154 93 69 22 2
2311 Jack inadvertently climbs the corporate beanstalk 1.2796 0.04922 93 68 24 1
2312 Due to budget cutbacks, we'll have to let Fee Fi and Fo go. Fum, congratulations. 1.2796 0.04922 93 68 24 1
2313 Hit the stalk, Jack! You don't know beans about business! 1.2796 0.05590 93 71 18 4
2314 Ignore us. We're just bean counters. 1.2796 0.05376 93 70 20 3
2315 Do you guys have a minute to talk about your vehicles extended warranty? 1.2796 0.05154 93 69 22 2
2316 Well, yes, we are a corporate giant, and we make plenty of bread...but there hasn't been a castle here for some years now. 1.2796 0.05154 93 69 22 2
2317 You must be lost. This is the bean stock. 1.2796 0.05154 93 69 22 2
2318 Let welcome our new bean counter. 1.2796 0.05154 93 69 22 2
2319 now from our head bean counter... 1.2796 0.05590 93 71 18 4
2320 Looks like our bean counters dropped another one. 1.2796 0.05376 93 70 20 3
2321 Beanstalk sales are skyrocketing. Isn’t that right Jack? 1.2796 0.05590 93 71 18 4
2322 Ignore him, he just wants his beans counted! 1.2796 0.05795 93 72 16 5
2323 Joining us late is Jaques, who was tasked with finding a creative way to illustrate how our STOCK is rising but appears to have trouble with English homonyms. 1.2796 0.05376 93 70 20 3
2324 It's called "Stalk Indexing". Now Jack, show us what happens if the vaccines don't work. 1.2796 0.05795 93 72 16 5
2325 Jacks secret source of insider trading tips. 1.2796 0.05590 93 71 18 4
2326 Jack - this is only Cloud 9 - no ogres - go away! 1.2796 0.05590 93 71 18 4
2327 Genetically engineered soy bean futures are not the kind of stalk we invest in young pup. 1.2796 0.05154 93 69 22 2
2328 Nothing to be concerned about: he's just searching for something he saved up here. 1.2796 0.05154 93 69 22 2
2329 I told Mom this investment would pay off. 1.2796 0.05154 93 69 22 2
2330 Where have you bean Jack? 1.2796 0.05154 93 69 22 2
2331 It would seem the stalks have skyrocketed over the past month. 1.2796 0.05376 93 70 20 3
2332 According to Jack, beanstalk futures are on the way up. 1.2796 0.04679 93 67 26 0
2333 As far as the bean stock goes, the trend is your friend. 1.2796 0.05154 93 69 22 2
2334 Our stalks are both way up! 1.2796 0.05154 93 69 22 2
2335 Jack,where have you bean?? 1.2796 0.05154 93 69 22 2
2336 Hey, you folks have any idea what’s going on down there? 1.2796 0.05376 93 70 20 3
2337 As Jack will tell you, beanstalk is dramatically rising. 1.2796 0.05376 93 70 20 3
2338 Holy smoke, so this is where all the good ones are gone! 1.2796 0.04922 93 68 24 1
2339 Hi Jack. Welcome to Cloud Zoom! 1.2796 0.05993 93 73 14 6
2340 Unbelievable! Even up here, our competitor is stalking us. 1.2796 0.05154 93 69 22 2
2341 Yikes! The Bean Counters!! 1.2796 0.05154 93 69 22 2
2342 Sorry, no, we're the bean COUNTers. 1.2796 0.05376 93 70 20 3
2343 Jack, I thought I told you this was a closed cloud meeting. 1.2796 0.05590 93 71 18 4
2344 Which level is the bean stock trading floor? 1.2796 0.05795 93 72 16 5
2345 And, now let's talk about stalk futures. 1.2796 0.05590 93 71 18 4
2346 Looks like stocks are going up. 1.2796 0.04679 93 67 26 0
2347 The guy with the harp? Two clouds over. 1.2796 0.05154 93 69 22 2
2348 Uh, Wrong floor. This is Jack N. Bean's STOCK meeting! 1.2796 0.05376 93 70 20 3
2349 We're bigger than the giant - Jack won't be able to take us down. 1.2796 0.05795 93 72 16 5
2350 You're always late - use the elevator in the future. 1.2796 0.05376 93 70 20 3
2351 We've had more and more interlopers because you couldn't resist planting that damn bean. 1.2796 0.05993 93 73 14 6
2352 Magic Bean Counters. 1.2796 0.05376 93 70 20 3
2353 '"Have the meeting in the cloud,' you said. 'There will be fewer distractions,' you said." 1.2796 0.05154 93 69 22 2
2354 Jack, do not stalk us. 1.2796 0.05154 93 69 22 2
2355 The magic bean grew into a tall vine, taking Jack to The Bean Counters! 1.2796 0.04922 93 68 24 1
2356 Mr. Roberts,as the company's security advisor, what is your contingency plan for being hacked by Jack in the Beanstalk? 1.2796 0.05376 93 70 20 3
2357 ...and you assured us that everything would be coming up roses! 1.2796 0.05376 93 70 20 3
2358 It seems the stock prices for magic beans have dramatically increased. 1.2796 0.05590 93 71 18 4
2359 My Stockbroker told me that you'd be on Cloud 9. 1.2796 0.05590 93 71 18 4
2360 Jack in the sky with Dow Jones. 1.2796 0.04922 93 68 24 1
2361 Hey, you don't know beans about intellectual property law Jack. 1.2796 0.05376 93 70 20 3
2362 You said stock split? 1.2796 0.05590 93 71 18 4
2363 Obviously you don't know beans about cloud meetings Jack. 1.2796 0.05590 93 71 18 4
2364 Jack's hunch that the holiday party planning meeting was taking place without him proved correct. It had been worth the cow, and that photo of Delores. 1.2796 0.05590 93 71 18 4
2365 Ladies and gentlemen, it's my pleasure to present the newest member of our board. 1.2796 0.05376 93 70 20 3
2366 Sorry, but this meeting isn't for the bean counters. 1.2796 0.05993 93 73 14 6
2367 We prefer a consistent growth pattern. 1.2796 0.04922 93 68 24 1
2368 Working in the cloud isn't as complicated as I thought. 1.2796 0.05376 93 70 20 3
2369 No, bean stock! Stock! It says it right on the package! 1.2796 0.05795 93 72 16 5
2370 Jack knew no one would believe the truth. 1.2796 0.05154 93 69 22 2
2371 doesn't look so good up here either 1.2796 0.05376 93 70 20 3
2372 Nonsense, there is zero risk of man-eating giants. 1.2796 0.05376 93 70 20 3
2373 If he climbs that high, we should hire him. 1.2796 0.05376 93 70 20 3
2374 Better sell before the stalk market crashes. 1.2796 0.05993 93 73 14 6
2375 No wonder the Giant was so pissed off! 1.2796 0.05376 93 70 20 3
2376 The kid says his father is a giant in the market; but, what does he know about beans? 1.2796 0.05154 93 69 22 2
2377 Bean stalks are rocketing 1.2796 0.05376 93 70 20 3
2378 Allow me to... interjackt 1.2796 0.05795 93 72 15 5
2379 Sorry, Jim. I said in the memo everybody should bring their own chairs. 1.2796 0.05376 93 70 20 3
2380 Maybe we should pay more attention to what's going on outside the screen. 1.2796 0.05376 93 70 20 3
2381 It looks like the bean business is looking up for our stockholders. 1.2796 0.04922 93 68 24 1
2382 What's all this talk about a giant comedown? 1.2796 0.05590 93 71 18 4
2383 I knew that the Cloud would have security issues 1.2796 0.05795 93 72 16 5
2384 As the outside director, Jack thought the rest of the Board had their heads in the clouds 1.2796 0.05154 93 69 22 2
2385 I want to buy a 100 shares of AirBNB. 1.2796 0.05154 93 69 22 2
2386 I thought moving to the cloud would be more secure. 1.2796 0.05376 93 70 20 3
2387 Bean stocks have seen explosive growth since moving operations to the cloud. 1.2796 0.04679 93 67 26 0
2388 wow a meeting in the cloud. 1.2796 0.05376 93 70 20 3
2389 Who forgot to pay the cybersecurity bill"? 1.2796 0.05154 93 69 22 2
2390 We're not chasing you Jack. We all know how this one ends. 1.2796 0.05993 93 73 14 6
2391 Captains of industry really, but giants will do. 1.2796 0.05376 93 70 20 3
2392 Not a pot of gold, Jack, but we’ve see a great future for you in commodities trading. 1.2796 0.05154 93 69 22 2
2393 Or you could just buy a couple of magic beans. 1.2796 0.05590 93 71 18 4
2394 I'm sorry. If you lost your password you need a handful of magic beans. 1.2796 0.05590 93 71 18 4
2395 Our stalks are skyrocketing. 1.2796 0.05376 93 70 20 3
2396 Wrong meeting.. The magic beans meeting is one vine over. 1.2796 0.05590 93 71 18 4
2397 Jenkins, you promised me that moving our business into 'the cloud' would make it secure! 1.2796 0.05376 93 70 20 3
2398 As you can see, stalks are up beyond expectations 1.2796 0.05154 93 69 22 2
2399 Because 'Jack and the Bean Counters' fits our time. 1.2796 0.05376 93 70 20 3
2400 Old school cloud hackers discovered. 1.2796 0.05795 93 72 16 5
2401 I never trusted these cloud based apps 1.2796 0.05376 93 70 20 3
2402 How can you explain that Peeping Jack? You said our data would be safe in the cloud! 1.2796 0.05795 93 72 16 5
2403 The team is predicting Giant returns this quarter. 1.2796 0.05154 93 69 22 2
2404 Don't get distracted by fairy tales... the cloud secuity is impenetrable... 1.2796 0.05376 93 70 20 3
2405 I should have saved the beans for fajita night. 1.2796 0.05590 93 71 18 4
2406 As you can see, soy bean futures are sky high 1.2796 0.05376 93 70 20 3
2407 I thought all the giants were old white guys. Or am I just living in a fairy tale? 1.2796 0.05590 93 71 18 4
2408 I think you are being too sanguine. I smell a giant downturn coming. 1.2796 0.05993 93 73 14 6
2409 This is cirrus business, son! 1.2796 0.05154 93 69 22 2
2410 Tell him we don't need bean counters. 1.2796 0.05590 93 71 18 4
2411 As all data indicates, bean stocks continue to rise. 1.2796 0.05154 93 69 22 2
2412 No, sorry. No giants here. Only giant profits. 1.2796 0.05376 93 70 20 3
2413 If you're looking for a giant return of your investment keep climbing. 1.2796 0.05795 93 72 16 5
2414 Jack found his own way to the meeting in the cloud. 1.2796 0.05590 93 71 18 4
2415 I'm Ok as long as its going up! 1.2796 0.05154 93 69 22 2
2416 He moved out yesterday. Said someone was stalking him. 1.2796 0.05376 93 70 20 3
2417 Won't you looks at that–stalks are on the rise. 1.2796 0.05154 93 69 22 2
2418 Magic bean sales have gone up 500% since SOMEONE loves interrupting our board meetings... 1.2796 0.05154 93 69 22 2
2419 Bean stocks are at an all time high. 1.2796 0.05590 93 71 18 4
2420 Ah. That kind of giant. I suppose those golden eggs were figurative too. 1.2796 0.04922 93 68 24 1
2421 I’ve seen a new fast growing stock we should check out! 1.2796 0.05590 93 71 18 4
2422 As you can see, our prospects are climbing. 1.2796 0.04922 93 68 24 1
2423 I told you we need a gardener to get rid of those weeds. 1.2796 0.05993 93 73 14 6
2424 And here's Jack, to tell us about our latest growth stalk. 1.2796 0.05795 93 72 16 5
2425 He doesn’t even know he wants it yet. 1.2796 0.05154 93 69 22 2
2426 Looks like a growth industry. 1.2796 0.05154 93 69 22 2
2427 “He’s not here. He’s on sabbatical.” 1.2796 0.05795 93 72 16 5
2428 Gang, here's the bean counter who'll show us a magical way to experience overnight growth. 1.2796 0.05376 93 70 20 3
2429 Tall & Large is two vines up 1.2796 0.04922 93 68 24 1
2430 Jack, as an experienced trader in the bean market, perhaps you could advise us on our takeover bid for Green Giant. 1.2796 0.05376 93 70 20 3
2431 Curious Jack goes up to see how they rate his stalk. 1.2796 0.05376 93 70 20 3
2432 ah! I knew I the presentation was available on cloud 1.2796 0.05376 93 70 20 3
2433 We should have let him in on the secret group chat. 1.2796 0.05795 93 72 16 5
2434 Anyone at least have a golden parachute? 1.2796 0.05590 93 71 18 4
2435 Stalks and Bonds” 1.2796 0.05376 93 70 20 3
2436 Us? We're the corporate giant's magic bean counters. 1.2796 0.05590 93 71 18 4
2437 The business can scale, we get it. 1.2796 0.05376 93 70 20 3
2438 Ah, our new bean counter is here. 1.2796 0.05590 93 71 18 4
2439 No, this is accounting. Keep going up two levels and it’s on the right 1.2796 0.05154 93 69 22 2
2440 It's neverending. WFH just becomes work from heaven! 1.2796 0.05590 93 71 18 4
2441 Couldn't this have been covered in an email? 1.2796 0.05590 93 71 18 4
2442 This is Cloud9, son. Giant Castle is eight clouds up. 1.2796 0.04679 93 67 26 0
2443 Jack and the beanstalk 2: the corporate giant 1.2796 0.05795 93 72 16 5
2444 Seems the beans annnnnd the mushrooms were magic . . . 1.2796 0.05795 93 72 16 5
2445 Hey Jack, what about the bean stocks? 1.2796 0.05590 93 71 18 4
2446 Jack was awed to reach the top of he stalk and find cloud support that would turn heads even in the Valley Silicon 1.2796 0.05590 93 71 18 4
2447 We predict it will never stop growing. 1.2796 0.05376 93 70 20 3
2448 Sorry, I’m late,” said Jack. “I didn’t realize this meeting was in-person 1.2796 0.05376 93 70 20 3
2449 Sorry to interrupt, guys, but you weren’t answering my prayers. I know the data is baffling but this no time to have our heads in the clouds. 1.2796 0.05795 93 72 16 5
2450 Sorry, the goose was moved to the 32nd floor with accounting. 1.2796 0.05154 93 69 22 2
2451 It was at this point that jack realized that he didn’t want to be in marketing...sadly it was too late 1.2796 0.05376 93 70 20 3
2452 How high do I have to be to escape this reality? 1.2796 0.05376 93 70 20 3
2453 No no, accounting is in the 4th 1.2796 0.05154 93 69 22 2
2454 You’re looking for HR? That’s actually three clouds up. 1.2796 0.05795 93 72 16 5
2455 I know we're telecommuting, but this cloud based technology is a bit extreme. 1.2796 0.05993 93 73 14 6
2456 Jack decided it was time for a redistribution of wealth 1.2796 0.05376 93 70 20 3
2457 And according to this here projection Jack will climb the beanstalk, well, today. 1.2796 0.05376 93 70 20 3
2458 As you can see, our stalks have been rising throughout this quarter 1.2796 0.05154 93 69 22 2
2459 Bean stalk price was jacked up today, but the Goose says we shouldn’t be putting all our golden eggs in one basket. 1.2793 0.04818 111 83 25 3
2460 Someone needs to educate the intern about "business formal" 1.2788 0.05543 104 81 17 6
2461 These beans have produced a crop of true corporate Bean counters 1.2788 0.05195 104 79 21 4
2462 Talk about a year of unprecedented growth. 1.2784 0.05433 97 74 19 4
2463 Your stats are one thing - but I think we’re missing a giant opportunity! 1.2784 0.05022 97 72 23 2
2464 Corporate espionage takes many forms. 1.2784 0.05815 97 76 15 6
2465 Too late. Vine's finished and everyone's moved to the cloud. 1.2784 0.05627 97 75 17 5
2466 Ai, Chihuahua, Diversidad? Comunicación? Those Mexican beans worked!" 1.2784 0.04803 97 71 25 1
2467 Hey look guys,it's old money! 1.2784 0.05433 97 74 19 4
2468 I heard it through the grapevine that your hiring! 1.2784 0.05022 97 72 23 2
2469 You're right here, you still have a ways to go to the top. 1.2784 0.05433 97 74 19 4
2470 Where's the giant? 1.2784 0.05433 97 74 19 4
2471 Where Jack gets his stalk tips. 1.2784 0.05231 97 73 21 3
2472 Huh, well I’ll be. You were right, Greg. You did smell the blood of an Englishman. 1.2784 0.05022 97 72 23 2
2473 Heaven is not all it's cracked up to be. 1.2784 0.05231 97 73 21 3
2474 Hi, I’m looking for angel-investors for my food company. And full disclosure, I use GMOs 1.2784 0.05433 97 74 19 4
2475 Jack, skirting the corporate ladder... 1.2784 0.05022 97 72 23 2
2476 Excuse me, young man, do you know stalking is illegal? 1.2784 0.04803 97 71 25 1
2477 And I say we at ACME Beanstalk Co. simply cannot take for granted our fluffy position over the competition any longer. 1.2784 0.05433 97 74 19 4
2478 Oh no,the auditor is here! 1.2784 0.05231 97 73 21 3
2479 Jack... we've been charting your rise for some time. 1.2784 0.05022 97 72 23 2
2480 'So this is what cloud computing is?' 1.2784 0.05433 97 74 19 4
2481 As you can see here, converting golden eggs into bitcoin has proven to be s successful strategy... 1.2784 0.05022 97 72 23 2
2482 Our pie in the sky and beanstalk sales are on cloud nine. 1.2784 0.05022 97 72 23 2
2483 Upward mobility re-defined. 1.2784 0.05231 97 73 21 3
2484 No wonder they get a golden parachute 1.2784 0.05815 97 76 15 6
2485 We all died of boredom 1.2784 0.05433 97 74 19 4
2486 Nothing but up. With today's acquisition the "Magic Beans" initiative has netted over 75 million gullible idiots. Now that the efficacy of the program is proven, we can switch from the political arena to enterprise-level commercial ventures. 1.2784 0.05627 97 75 17 5
2487 Of course there's an element of risk, but my people are telling me to get out of gold. Bean futures are looking up. 1.2784 0.05022 97 72 23 2
2488 ok, who was last to use the beanstalk and forgot to turn it off? 1.2784 0.05433 97 74 19 4
2489 If this is what heaven is like, I can't imagine what it must be like in hell. 1.2784 0.05815 97 76 15 6
2490 I’ll have some of what he’s growing! 1.2784 0.05022 97 72 23 2
2491 Jack, I won’t tell you again, it’s three creams and two sugars. 1.2784 0.05433 97 74 19 4
2492 as you can see the nomber of people That decipher our secret location is increasing. 1.2784 0.05433 97 74 19 4
2493 That intern always seems to be up to something. 1.2784 0.05022 97 72 23 2
2494 It’s time to invest in bean futures!!! 1.2784 0.05231 97 73 21 3
2495 Fee fi fo fum, I smell the need to improve our cloud security. 1.2784 0.05997 97 77 13 7
2496 I resent the term, "Bean Counter." 1.2784 0.05627 97 75 17 5
2497 You've got to understand -- it's 2020 down there! 1.2784 0.05627 97 75 17 5
2498 We continue to see more and more work moving to the cloud... but is it secure 1.2784 0.05022 97 72 23 2
2499 Anyway, that's when we'll liquidate our Golden Goose positio... sorry, didn't realize we had a guest? 1.2784 0.05231 97 73 21 3
2500 As you can see Bean Futures are climbing right out of sight. 1.2784 0.05627 97 75 17 5
2501 Are those bean counters certifying votes?" 1.2784 0.05022 97 72 23 2
2502 According to this poorly drawn line you are halfway there 1.2784 0.05433 97 74 19 4
2503 Grinding bones for the giant is the backbone of our business. 1.2784 0.05433 97 74 19 4
2504 Next time, I'll just use Zoom. 1.2784 0.05231 97 73 21 3
2505 Fee, Fi, Fo...FIFO? 1.2784 0.05433 97 74 19 4
2506 I don't give a hill o' beans about that..... 1.2784 0.05433 97 74 19 4
2507 Ah, you must be Jack looking for bean stock. 1.2784 0.05433 97 74 19 4
2508 Jack suddenly felt hot. He’d forgotten his presentation 1.2784 0.05815 97 76 15 6
2509 That's an impressive growth stalk. 1.2784 0.05022 97 72 23 2
2510 You kill this giant, your reward is you killed this giant. 1.2784 0.05433 97 74 19 4
2511 Didn't I tell you beans were going to be up this quarter? 1.2784 0.05231 97 73 21 3
2512 When the legend is better than the truth,print the legend. 1.2784 0.05231 97 73 21 3
2513 Welcome to purgatory 1.2784 0.05627 97 75 17 5
2514 He took the stock options. 1.2784 0.05815 97 76 15 6
2515 Our stalks are going through the roof! 1.2784 0.05231 97 73 21 3
2516 Fe-fi-fo-fuvery, I smell an economic recovery. 1.2784 0.05022 97 72 23 2
2517 Excuse me but I have a new product idea; magic beans, I hear they're good for your heart. 1.2784 0.05433 97 74 19 4
2518 Bean futures are set to yield magical returns this quarter. 1.2784 0.05433 97 74 19 4
2519 Different times, different methods. 1.2784 0.05231 97 73 21 3
2520 "I think we all can agree its time sell all our bean futures, stat! 1.2784 0.05231 97 73 21 3
2521 We're being stalked. 1.2784 0.05433 97 74 19 4
2522 He's trying to find out about stock futures. 1.2784 0.05231 97 73 21 3
2523 . . . and we expect the stalk will continue to rise. 1.2784 0.05433 97 74 19 4
2524 Mary, is this your stalker? 1.2784 0.05433 97 74 19 4
2525 Returning to the giant’s castle, Jack is stunned by the unlikely sight of a multi-racial/gender/ethnic boardroom. 1.2784 0.05433 97 74 19 4
2526 ...in the land of make believe a Jack grew a giant beanstalk from magic beams, saw a giant's castle in the clouds and ethical and diverse corporate board of directors... 1.2784 0.06173 97 78 11 8
2527 I was just showing them the chart on your progress of climbing the beanstalk. 1.2784 0.05022 97 72 23 2
2528 While the rest of the team logged on to join the cloud meeting, Jack joined via the bean stalk. 1.2784 0.05627 97 75 17 5
2529 I guess the dollar really is almighty... 1.2784 0.05231 97 73 21 3
2530 And when can we expect growth like he has? 1.2784 0.05627 97 75 17 5
2531 'You could have just taken the lift....it's a coworking space now' 1.2784 0.05022 97 72 23 2
2532 Beanstalks are up, up, up! 1.2784 0.05022 97 72 23 2
2533 This must be the land of false claims. 1.2778 0.04525 108 79 28 1
2534 Come on guys, growth for the sake of growth is the mentality of the enchanted bean stalk 1.2778 0.05398 108 84 18 6
2535 If your bean stalk keeps rising you will strike gold, Jack!...Barring any giant missteps. 1.2766 0.05741 94 73 16 5
2536 We're the bean counters. 1.2766 0.05327 94 71 20 3
2537 Guess this is what they mean about managing 'in the cloud', huh? 1.2766 0.05538 94 72 18 4
2538 No, you want Giant, Sr...he's two stalks up. 1.2766 0.05538 94 72 18 4
2539 Jack, killing the giant was surprisingly helpful to golden egg futures but we are getting some backlash from the ASPCA on goose rights. 1.2766 0.04879 94 69 24 1
2540 Everybody — this is Larry our new IT guy — just ignore him until something goes wrong. 1.2766 0.05741 94 73 16 5
2541 Where’s the other kid, with our damn coffee beans? 1.2766 0.04879 94 69 24 1
2542 Jack's portfolio didn't need magic beans once he interviewed a team of professional stalkbrokers. 1.2766 0.05108 94 70 22 2
2543 Excuse me.... Where’s the restroom? 1.2766 0.04879 94 69 24 1
2544 Ever the go-getter, Jack quickly climbed the corporate beanstalk. 1.2766 0.05327 94 71 20 3
2545 I knew beans gave you gas, but this.... 1.2766 0.06126 94 75 12 7
2546 Who's gonna tell Jack about the stalk market crash? 1.2766 0.04638 94 68 26 0
2547 Yes, corporations are god, and yes, you can quit the harp lessons. 1.2766 0.05538 94 72 18 4
2548 I'm beginning to find an infinite multiverse too unpredictable. 1.2766 0.05936 94 74 14 6
2549 No, the theatre group is the next cloud up. 1.2766 0.05936 94 74 14 6
2550 Did another one of our bean counters escape? 1.2766 0.05538 94 72 18 4
2551 Come on! Can we get real for a change? 1.2766 0.05327 94 70 20 3
2552 We haven't seen the Green Giant, we ARE the Green Giant Corporation, the third largest agribusiness in North America. 1.2766 0.05936 94 74 14 6
2553 And now to bring this all down to earth... 1.2766 0.05327 94 71 20 3
2554 He's one cloud up. We're the dead members of the COVID task force. 1.2766 0.05538 94 72 18 4
2555 Bean stock rises, outperforms market on strong trading day 1.2766 0.05327 94 71 20 3
2556 The cloud's data indicates a decline in bean production. Is this your day off, Jack? 1.2766 0.05741 94 73 16 5
2557 So,as I was saying our financial outlook amounts to a hill of beans. 1.2766 0.05327 94 71 20 3
2558 Yikes! The giant is bigger than I imagined! 1.2766 0.05741 94 73 16 5
2559 I thought you said Jack's S-T-O-C-K would go up today. 1.2766 0.05538 94 72 18 4
2560 We expect Magic Bean sales to sky rocket 1.2766 0.05108 94 70 22 2
2561 It obvious that we're on an uptrend, but we must remain vigilant against the competition. They may be growing faster than we are. 1.2766 0.05538 94 72 18 4
2562 Yes, Jack. A question? 1.2766 0.05538 94 72 18 4
2563 Your seeds are fantastic. But our company needs something to bring us down to earth. 1.2766 0.05327 94 71 20 3
2564 I thought our data was private in the cloud... 1.2766 0.05108 94 70 22 2
2565 Into the clouds and still no answer! 1.2766 0.05327 94 71 20 3
2566 You know Jack, if you want to access the cloud, just download the app 1.2766 0.05327 94 71 20 3
2567 Sorry Jack, we’re too big to fail. 1.2766 0.05108 94 70 22 2
2568 He doesn't know Jack...' 1.2766 0.04879 94 69 24 1
2569 Do you have tax documents for the golden goose? 1.2766 0.05108 94 70 22 2
2570 Have we cornered the market on golden geese? 1.2766 0.04879 94 69 24 1
2571 You’re nothing but a bunch of bean counters! 1.2766 0.05327 94 71 20 3
2572 Sorry I'm late, I hope I didn't miss anything. 1.2766 0.05741 94 73 16 5
2573 We said there’s “been stock growth”, not “bean stalk growth” 1.2766 0.05327 94 71 20 3
2574 Gold is outdated Jack, without water, there’s no Beanstalk 1.2766 0.05538 94 72 18 4
2575 🎶 “There’s a big tall terrible giant corporation in the sky” 🎶 1.2766 0.05538 94 72 18 4
2576 He be dead. We run the cloud now. 1.2762 0.05152 105 80 21 4
2577 This is seventh heaven. Cloud Nine is further up. 1.2755 0.05762 98 77 15 6
2578 O.K., Jack, You've made your point 1.2755 0.05385 98 75 19 4
2579 Could be potent: Disney plus the Cloud. 1.2755 0.05186 98 74 21 3
2580 Well, Jack, those beans were patented by Monsanto... 1.2755 0.05186 98 74 21 3
2581 Are you looking for a corporate giant? 1.2755 0.05385 98 75 19 4
2582 Damn! Mister Bezos is going to kill us for revealing Amazon owns a real cloud. 1.2755 0.05385 98 75 19 4
2583 Jack and the Bean startup 1.2755 0.05385 98 75 19 4
2584 Jack is here to explain the rapid growth reflected on the graph. 1.2755 0.05577 98 76 17 5
2585 Vivian, get the axe! 1.2755 0.05385 98 75 19 4
2586 Mr. Musk, perhaps you'd like to join us? 1.2755 0.05186 98 74 21 3
2587 Not the giant you expected? 1.2755 0.05186 98 74 21 3
2588 Who ordered the bean soup? 1.2755 0.05385 98 75 19 4
2589 What part of 'buy low and sell high' did you fail to understand? 1.2755 0.05385 98 75 19 4
2590 We're a telecommunications giant. The Fee-Fi-Fo-Fum guy is two levels up. 1.2755 0.05186 98 74 21 3
2591 Keep climbing. But remember in the Cloud we are here to help with disaster recovery. 1.2755 0.05385 98 75 19 4
2592 Jenkins, if you mention the smell of your colleague's blood again, you're fired. 1.2755 0.04979 98 73 23 2
2593 I told you Jack was under a cloud. 1.2755 0.05577 98 76 17 5
2594 What’s up, Jack? 1.2755 0.05385 98 75 19 4
2595 Jack, once you told your story about finding gold in the cloud, Big Business was right behind you. 1.2747 0.05649 91 70 17 4
2596 if you bring us the goose that lays the golden eggs we’ll give you a seat on the board with generous stock options 1.2747 0.05428 91 69 19 3
2597 Speaking of climbing stocks... 1.2747 0.05428 91 69 19 3
2598 I’m sorry, but you’re from a restricted area, and will have to quarantine for fourteen days. 1.2747 0.05649 91 70 17 4
2599 This is Heaven (before masks and Zoom Meetings)—you want the next Level for fees to Fi Fo & Fum to sue for your bad trade! 1.2747 0.05649 91 70 17 4
2600 Now THAT’S what I call rapid growth! 1.2747 0.05428 91 69 19 3
2601 What I said was "fees high for some." 1.2747 0.05649 91 70 17 4
2602 Fie, fih foh fum, Lunch has arrived! 1.2747 0.05649 91 70 17 4
2603 Fee fi fo fum, I smell the start of a cost overrun 1.2747 0.05649 91 70 17 4
2604 Little did Jack know that he had stumbled on the Heavenly Compensation Committee quarterly review meeting. 1.2747 0.05198 91 68 21 2
2605 Is this the bean stock board meeting? 1.2747 0.05649 91 70 17 4
2606 Jack didn’t know beans about dressing for success, but he did know a corporate raider when he saw one. 1.2747 0.05428 91 69 19 3
2607 You can see that looking ahead, cloud computing is projected to considerably out perform magic bean stocks. 1.2747 0.05428 91 69 19 3
2608 Well, this literally takes industrial espionage to whole new level 1.2747 0.05198 91 68 21 2
2609 A giant? Yeah, we're a giant corporation. Want to buy some beans? 1.2747 0.05428 91 69 19 3
2610 See! Our "Magic Beans" are trending! 1.2747 0.05198 91 68 21 2
2611 So you think our giant corporation has nowhere to go but up... . 1.2747 0.04958 91 67 23 1
2612 It's not like the bean counters to be late. 1.2747 0.05428 91 69 19 3
2613 This is the bean stock market. The beanstalk market is one cloud up. 1.2747 0.05649 91 70 17 4
2614 Fee-fi-fo-fum! I smell food. Let’s break for some. 1.2747 0.06066 91 72 13 6
2615 I should have known this would happen when I traded my cattle futures in for those magic beans. 1.2747 0.05861 91 71 15 5
2616 It is ok. He has ADD 1.2747 0.05649 91 70 17 4
2617 Don't worry. The Dow is still growing faster than the beanstalk. 1.2747 0.05198 91 68 21 2
2618 As you can see our investments in beans is paying off. 1.2747 0.04958 91 67 23 1
2619 Don’t mind me, I’m just auditing this course. 1.2747 0.05428 91 69 19 3
2620 Jack was rapidly climbing the corporate bean pole. 1.2747 0.05649 91 70 17 4
2621 As you can see here, our company stalk price has risen sky high. 1.2747 0.05861 91 71 15 5
2622 No, this is not heaven. This is the other place... Heaven is up two more stops .... 1.2747 0.05428 91 69 19 3
2623 Jack! Bean stocks are up! 1.2747 0.05649 91 70 17 4
2624 Wrong way to climb the corporate ladder, Jack. 1.2747 0.05649 91 70 17 4
2625 If you’re looking for the giant, he’s on PTO. 1.2747 0.05198 91 68 21 2
2626 Corporate giants use the cloud?!? 1.2747 0.05198 91 68 21 2
2627 Welcome to the Giant Corporation. Can we help you? 1.2747 0.05649 91 70 17 4
2628 Jack climbs to celestial heights in the bean trade. 1.2747 0.05428 91 69 19 3
2629 No golden harp here, kid, but I could use a golden parachute. 1.2747 0.05428 91 69 19 3
2630 Let’s take a break and give Jack our food and drink orders. 1.2747 0.05861 91 71 15 5
2631 Well at least magic bean sales are up. 1.2747 0.05198 91 68 21 2
2632 You've got yourself a growth stock. 1.2747 0.05198 91 68 21 2
2633 As you can see, we've quickly jacked up the value of agricultural stocks. 1.2747 0.05428 91 69 19 3
2634 The smart investor hangs on to his winning stock and rides it skyward. 1.2747 0.05198 91 68 21 2
2635 Jack was surprised to see Giant Enterprises had successfully transitioned from poultry into cloud based services 1.2747 0.06066 91 72 13 6
2636 And there we are, stalked in the Cloud. 1.2747 0.05428 91 69 19 3
2637 So Jack, late again... as always. 1.2747 0.04958 91 67 23 1
2638 As seen here on our progress report, our new "farm to table" app, is a huge hit with the millennials! 1.2747 0.05428 91 69 19 3
2639 No, there is no giant, this is our Beans Stock! 1.2747 0.05649 91 70 17 4
2640 Jack! Do us a favor and tell the Big Guy that the growth rate has no end in sight! Thank you! 1.2747 0.05198 91 68 21 2
2641 Golden Goose? No, but if you keep climbing, the 9th Floor has a Golden Parachute. 1.2747 0.05428 91 69 19 3
2642 In the first quarter, we planted a seed... 1.2747 0.05428 91 69 19 3
2643 Jack, the NASDAQ could use some more of them there magic beans. 1.2737 0.04836 95 70 24 1
2644 It took Jack a while to adapt to all the meetings in the cloud 1.2737 0.04599 95 69 26 0
2645 Jack and the bean-stalk 1.2737 0.05279 95 72 20 3
2646 Jack and the bean stock are going up. 1.2737 0.04836 95 70 24 1
2647 Look who finally showed up 1.2737 0.05062 95 71 22 2
2648 Rodney, tell the beancounters down in Accounting we've located the discrepancy in last quarter's totals. 1.2737 0.05062 95 71 22 2
2649 Stop stalking us Jack. 1.2737 0.05279 95 72 20 3
2650 Will beans alone support this rate of growth? 1.2737 0.05487 95 73 18 4
2651 I assume everyone is familiar with the concept of a parallel universe? 1.2737 0.05881 95 75 14 6
2652 Gee, I thought hell was the other way 1.2737 0.06068 95 76 12 7
2653 As you can see, our steady growth is accompanied be an adventure capitalist. 1.2737 0.05487 95 73 18 4
2654 Cloudy, with occasional enlightenment... 1.2737 0.05687 95 74 16 5
2655 .....uh,Rachel,is that the guys whose been stalking you? 1.2737 0.05062 95 71 22 2
2656 Wow, the new giants are much scarier than the old one! 1.2737 0.05487 95 73 18 4
2657 And now Jack will join us remotely for his insights into the latest bean-stock projections. 1.2737 0.05279 95 72 20 3
2658 Buy low, sell high 1.2737 0.05279 95 72 20 3
2659 Suddenly, the cloud is getting a bit crowded... 1.2727 0.05337 99 76 19 4
2660 oops. Wrong beanstalk 1.2727 0.05140 99 75 21 3
2661 Oh, at first glance I thought he was an Angel investor! 1.2727 0.05527 99 77 17 5
2662 Next cloud up. 1.2727 0.05140 99 75 21 3
2663 More bad news for 2020 1.2727 0.05140 99 75 21 3
2664 We're all on cloud nine. 1.2727 0.04936 99 74 23 2
2665 Jack, you cannot expect exponential growth in our business 1.2727 0.05527 99 77 17 5
2666 Magic bean stocks. 1.2727 0.05710 99 78 15 6
2667 Why are they following me? 1.2710 0.05069 107 82 21 4
2668 M'boy Jack has been with the big guy upstairs- he's our #1 bean counter. 1.2710 0.04892 107 81 23 3
2669 So you think it is me living in fantasy land 1.2708 0.05635 96 75 16 5
2670 This is Marketing, you want the Big Guy's office on the 80th floor. 1.2708 0.05635 96 75 16 5
2671 As you can clearly see, beans are soaring! 1.2708 0.04794 96 71 24 1
2672 You are still rising Jack, be safe and be well! 1.2708 0.05231 96 73 20 3
2673 ...aaand this is where our startup partner comes into the picture. 1.2708 0.05231 96 73 20 3
2674 Climbing up here to tell me this could have been an email is why you’re still in accounts receivable. 1.2708 0.05017 96 72 22 2
2675 Stalk's rising. 1.2697 0.04993 89 66 22 1
2676 Jack meets the giants... of industry. 1.2697 0.05481 89 68 18 3
2677 The last thing we need is another bean counter. 1.2697 0.05481 89 68 18 3
2678 Jack, I moved heaven and earth to get this meeting somewhere between heaven and earth and you're still late. 1.2697 0.05481 89 68 18 3
2679 As I was saying, stalks are up by three beans today 1.2697 0.05481 89 68 18 3
2680 Stalks are projected to keep going up. 1.2697 0.05243 89 67 20 2
2681 I finally found out where the 0.1% hold their meetings! 1.2697 0.05709 89 69 16 4
2682 We can only climb higher. 1.2697 0.05481 89 68 18 3
2683 See what happens when you host a meeting in The Cloud ? 1.2697 0.05243 89 67 20 2
2684 Cyber-security company promised there won't be any intruders in the cloud system! 1.2697 0.04731 89 65 24 0
2685 You can see here the trend in numbers of bean stalk spies in the last year 1.2697 0.05481 89 68 18 3
2686 Oddly, blue sky laws were enacted to protect gullible people like Jack. Ooooops, sorry...I thought this was wsj.com 1.2697 0.05709 89 69 16 4
2687 I smell the blood of a hostile takeover. 1.2697 0.05243 89 67 20 2
2688 The Sky is the Limit 1.2697 0.05481 89 68 18 3
2689 You've definitely surpassed our predictions. 1.2697 0.05481 89 68 18 3
2690 This "Cloud Solution" Is Not So Secure After All! 1.2697 0.05481 89 68 18 3
2691 Finally! A real expert on rapid growth! 1.2697 0.05929 89 70 14 5
2692 You might BE Jack, but you don’t KNOW jack, so please, stop stalking us. 1.2697 0.04731 89 65 24 0
2693 Always happy to have you join us, Jack. I wish I could say the same for the giant. 1.2697 0.05709 89 69 16 4
2694 Interns are adviced to use the service elevator. 1.2697 0.05481 89 68 18 3
2695 I’d now like to introduce Jack, a leading expert on exponential growth. 1.2697 0.05481 89 68 18 3
2696 If you look over to my right you will see that our bean”stock” is growing at a steady pace. 1.2697 0.05709 89 69 16 4
2697 Fees-fi-fo-fiduciary responsibility. 1.2697 0.05481 89 68 18 3
2698 You were supposed to join by Zoom! 1.2688 0.05542 93 72 17 4
2699 Look, the stalk market is skyrocketing too. 1.2680 0.04973 97 73 22 2
2700 And now here's Jack, to explain the bean situation 1.2673 0.05245 101 78 19 4
2701 You could have just told me that I'm not invited to this meeting! 1.2673 0.05052 101 77 21 3