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Name | Value |
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Submission deadline | 2020-12-13T23:42:00.000Z |
Voting started | - |
Voting ended | 2021-01-10T23:46:00.000Z |
Finalists announced | 2020-12-28T23:44:00.000Z |
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued | January 4 & 11, 2021 |
Number of captions | 6431 |
Number of responses | 843580 |
Number of participants | - |
In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.
Rank | Caption | Mean | Precision | Total votes | "Unfunny" votes | "Somewhat funny" votes | "Funny" votes |
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0 | I thought you said the cloud was secure. | 2.1430 | 0.00746 | 9825 | 2086 | 4248 | 3491 |
1 | We have a stalker. | 2.0941 | 0.00743 | 10940 | 2838 | 4234 | 3868 |
2 | Now that he's hacked the cloud, do you think he'll spill the beans? | 2.0621 | 0.00858 | 8370 | 2337 | 3176 | 2857 |
3 | Great...just what we need: Another bean counter! | 1.8746 | 0.00946 | 6764 | 2524 | 2564 | 1676 |
4 | No one here seems to know Jack. | 1.8742 | 0.00896 | 7652 | 2893 | 2829 | 1930 |
5 | I’ve invited an expert on unexpected growth to meet with us. | 1.8725 | 0.01792 | 1765 | 627 | 736 | 402 |
6 | So much for the security of cloud-based meetings. | 1.8211 | 0.00810 | 8437 | 3222 | 3502 | 1713 |
7 | And by 3rd quarter we should see giant returns. | 1.8082 | 0.01035 | 5371 | 2160 | 2081 | 1130 |
8 | Please hold on tight, the meeting host will let you in soon. | 1.7896 | 0.01558 | 2315 | 947 | 909 | 459 |
9 | Excuse me, but you don’t know Jack! | 1.7750 | 0.03205 | 560 | 238 | 210 | 112 |
10 | Giant? Next floor. | 1.7655 | 0.00882 | 7220 | 3072 | 2769 | 1379 |
11 | Team, this is Jack. He is running cloud security, with a focus on cyber-stalking. | 1.7567 | 0.00946 | 6470 | 2851 | 2342 | 1277 |
12 | And here's our guest speaker Jack to present on seed capital and growth. | 1.7426 | 0.01954 | 1418 | 613 | 557 | 248 |
13 | As you can see, the stalk market is skyrocketing. | 1.7426 | 0.01908 | 1546 | 688 | 571 | 287 |
14 | Hey! You! Get Off My Cloud! | 1.7274 | 0.01694 | 2069 | 973 | 687 | 409 |
15 | Sorry, this is CORPORATE giants. You want the twelfth floor. | 1.7270 | 0.03105 | 619 | 294 | 201 | 124 |
16 | As you can see, stalks are up. | 1.7151 | 0.00970 | 6097 | 2865 | 2104 | 1128 |
17 | Jack’s storied climb up the corporate beanstalk ended abruptly at middle management. | 1.7065 | 0.01742 | 1714 | 771 | 675 | 268 |
18 | It appears we have some issues with cloud security. | 1.6951 | 0.01872 | 1456 | 661 | 578 | 217 |
19 | And that’s when jack realized bean stalks lead to bean counters. | 1.6935 | 0.00882 | 7541 | 3723 | 2406 | 1412 |
20 | I said LL Bean stock! | 1.6837 | 0.01239 | 3835 | 1926 | 1196 | 713 |
21 | No, we have it booked until two. | 1.6823 | 0.01312 | 3299 | 1629 | 1090 | 580 |
22 | Next we'll hear from Jack, with a presentation on the power of just a little seed capital. | 1.6784 | 0.01285 | 3349 | 1637 | 1152 | 560 |
23 | Ah, good timing, Jack. We were just discussing the importance of seed money. | 1.6766 | 0.01041 | 5071 | 2477 | 1757 | 837 |
24 | Well, that explains the cow in the breakroom. | 1.6644 | 0.01293 | 3492 | 1801 | 1062 | 629 |
25 | Young man, I like your style. A bean counter with high aspirations willing to go out on a limb for the company. | 1.6615 | 0.01181 | 3899 | 1944 | 1331 | 624 |
26 | We migrated everything to the Cloud and we're still getting jacked. | 1.6600 | 0.01249 | 3532 | 1778 | 1177 | 577 |
27 | He's got his fairy tale, and I've got mine. | 1.6595 | 0.01251 | 3991 | 2156 | 1038 | 797 |
28 | Whereupon Jack learns that the Giant sold everything to a private equity firm and bought a ranch in Montana. | 1.6593 | 0.02449 | 989 | 519 | 288 | 182 |
29 | ...And the bad news is, it appears our cloud based solution has been breached once again." | 1.6561 | 0.01232 | 3644 | 1849 | 1199 | 596 |
30 | Jack's rise to the corporate board room was nothing short of magical | 1.6553 | 0.01250 | 3397 | 1689 | 1190 | 518 |
31 | It’s clouds illusions I recall. I really don’t know Jack at all. | 1.6494 | 0.01915 | 1566 | 820 | 475 | 271 |
32 | Higher, Jack. Do it for the stalkholders. | 1.6494 | 0.01416 | 3203 | 1786 | 754 | 663 |
33 | Actually, we changed the corporate motto from fee-fi-fo-fum to fees-fees-fees-fees. | 1.6483 | 0.01505 | 2806 | 1558 | 677 | 571 |
34 | I guess everything is moving to the cloud now | 1.6465 | 0.01342 | 3018 | 1542 | 1001 | 475 |
35 | I'm sorry son. You'll have to use the corporate ladder. Unfortunately, it's a myth too | 1.6423 | 0.01410 | 2720 | 1396 | 901 | 423 |
36 | It looks like the cloud is not as secure as we were led to believe. | 1.6377 | 0.01400 | 2528 | 1250 | 944 | 334 |
37 | Actually, we all DID die wishing we'd spent more time at the office. | 1.6327 | 0.01583 | 2287 | 1229 | 669 | 389 |
38 | Apparently, the cloud isn't as secure as we thought. | 1.6327 | 0.01572 | 2167 | 1124 | 715 | 328 |
39 | Here's the adventure capitalist I was telling you about. | 1.6322 | 0.01571 | 2156 | 1116 | 717 | 323 |
40 | And you can see behind you just how good our GMO products have become | 1.6321 | 0.01567 | 2237 | 1177 | 706 | 354 |
41 | Keep climbing, you've only reached middle management. | 1.6302 | 0.01540 | 2166 | 1105 | 757 | 304 |
42 | As you can see our stalk is soaring | 1.6270 | 0.01646 | 2075 | 1114 | 621 | 340 |
43 | It was when he saw the diverse, equitable and inclusive board room that Jack realized he was forever trapped in a fairy tale | 1.6234 | 0.01778 | 1851 | 1021 | 506 | 324 |
44 | Martin and his Board thought their data would be safe in the cloud ...and then along came Jack. | 1.6224 | 0.01648 | 1920 | 1000 | 645 | 275 |
45 | No, we’re corporate giants. Actual giants are the next cloud over. | 1.6222 | 0.01682 | 1911 | 1014 | 605 | 292 |
46 | We're industry giants. You want the next beanstalk over. | 1.6218 | 0.01840 | 1515 | 783 | 522 | 210 |
47 | No, we’re Titans of Industry. Giants are the next floor up. | 1.6215 | 0.01720 | 1802 | 950 | 584 | 268 |
48 | Would one of you, as inconspicuously as possible, call Security. Tell them to bring an axe. | 1.6196 | 0.02199 | 1020 | 519 | 370 | 131 |
49 | Sorry I'm late. I thought the meeting was on cloud 9. | 1.6128 | 0.03351 | 470 | 250 | 152 | 68 |
50 | When beanstalk, people listen. | 1.6103 | 0.02046 | 1360 | 755 | 380 | 225 |
51 | Here's the profit report even after we've adjusted for fees, fines, foes, and fumbles. | 1.6088 | 0.02046 | 1365 | 761 | 377 | 227 |
52 | As you can see, there was unbelievable growth this quarter. | 1.6077 | 0.01795 | 1504 | 775 | 544 | 185 |
53 | Oh my God. So the Cloud is just a bunch of suits in a board room. | 1.6077 | 0.01991 | 1453 | 815 | 393 | 245 |
54 | And to think, we all settled for the corporate ladder. | 1.6064 | 0.01910 | 1476 | 802 | 453 | 221 |
55 | So that's two Spicy Sonoma Caesars, one Asian Crunch, three Mexicali Vegans, one with sauce on the side and chickpeas instead of black beans, one with Mexican Caesar dressing instead of Mexican Goddess — kid are you writing any of this shit down? | 1.6052 | 0.02671 | 808 | 455 | 217 | 136 |
56 | As you can see beans are at an all time high. | 1.6043 | 0.04040 | 326 | 179 | 98 | 49 |
57 | I told you stalks were going up | 1.6019 | 0.01925 | 1379 | 736 | 456 | 187 |
58 | Keep climbing; we’re just middle management. | 1.6001 | 0.02013 | 1343 | 741 | 398 | 204 |
59 | Ignore him. He doesn't know beans. | 1.5978 | 0.02527 | 808 | 436 | 261 | 111 |
60 | No, we are an evil, giant corporation. Keep climbing, boy. | 1.5953 | 0.02534 | 808 | 439 | 257 | 112 |
61 | You really need to start planting your beans a little earlier in the morning if you want to be on time for the meetings, Jack. | 1.5921 | 0.02267 | 961 | 513 | 327 | 121 |
62 | I thought we gave that kid the axe. | 1.5896 | 0.02121 | 1155 | 634 | 361 | 160 |
63 | Growth has exceeded our projections. | 1.5892 | 0.02158 | 1149 | 640 | 341 | 168 |
64 | Are you telling me we shifted all our operations to the cloud and we STILL have security issues? | 1.5880 | 0.02178 | 1131 | 632 | 333 | 166 |
65 | On his way up, Jack passed by purgatory. | 1.5864 | 0.02301 | 1105 | 646 | 270 | 189 |
66 | So much for cloud security | 1.5777 | 0.02215 | 978 | 528 | 335 | 115 |
67 | As you can see, we've been experiencing lots of unexpected growth. | 1.5777 | 0.02266 | 978 | 539 | 313 | 126 |
68 | Meet Jack, our new stalk analyst. | 1.5759 | 0.02267 | 962 | 528 | 314 | 120 |
69 | Business has been good, but the future is Grimm | 1.5744 | 0.02391 | 907 | 510 | 273 | 124 |
70 | Climb right back down and take the corporate ladder like the rest of us. | 1.5727 | 0.03765 | 337 | 183 | 115 | 39 |
71 | Looks like Jack is having trouble signing into Zoom again. | 1.5706 | 0.02514 | 899 | 531 | 223 | 145 |
72 | We’re just a startup. The Giant is one cloud up. | 1.5705 | 0.02361 | 894 | 497 | 284 | 113 |
73 | This is marketing. The bean counters are one cloud over | 1.5688 | 0.02359 | 879 | 486 | 286 | 107 |
74 | I brought in an outside consultant to tell us exactly what a hill of beans amounts to in this crazy world. | 1.5674 | 0.02466 | 860 | 491 | 250 | 119 |
75 | Jack climbs a beanstalk. In person meeting where nobody wears a mask. A graph of the economy trending up. Which two are fairytales. | 1.5642 | 0.03705 | 413 | 246 | 101 | 66 |
76 | You're just in time for the annual stalk holder meeting." | 1.5619 | 0.02541 | 808 | 465 | 232 | 111 |
77 | Jack, you might do better using a corporate ladder. | 1.5618 | 0.02496 | 801 | 452 | 248 | 101 |
78 | The fairy tale’s been revised, Jack. We’re the CORPORATE giant. | 1.5615 | 0.02493 | 805 | 455 | 248 | 102 |
79 | They don't know Jack | 1.5609 | 0.02610 | 797 | 468 | 211 | 118 |
80 | Apparently, some of you sitting here don't know Jack. | 1.5594 | 0.02653 | 783 | 464 | 200 | 119 |
81 | That's Jack. He's joining us from Genetic engineering. " | 1.5592 | 0.02548 | 769 | 436 | 236 | 97 |
82 | Jack realized he could make more money by hacking into the cloud. | 1.5587 | 0.02494 | 775 | 433 | 251 | 91 |
83 | In my day, we climbed the corporate ladder. | 1.5553 | 0.02619 | 742 | 427 | 218 | 97 |
84 | No, no, we’re *tech* giants | 1.5543 | 0.02643 | 736 | 426 | 212 | 98 |
85 | Why, yes, we are the bean counters. And who might you be? | 1.5537 | 0.02708 | 735 | 435 | 193 | 107 |
86 | The bean counters don’t know Jack! | 1.5526 | 0.02653 | 722 | 417 | 211 | 94 |
87 | I said we should invest in bean stocks not a beanstalk! | 1.5521 | 0.02588 | 730 | 415 | 227 | 88 |
88 | No, this is Birds Eye. Green Giant is the next cloud over. | 1.5515 | 0.02750 | 689 | 403 | 192 | 94 |
89 | Jack was disappointed to realize the golden goose was actually a moderately successful hedge fund | 1.5510 | 0.02647 | 706 | 404 | 215 | 87 |
90 | We have to settle on a fee before we go ahead with fi, fo, fum. | 1.5504 | 0.02717 | 705 | 413 | 196 | 96 |
91 | We’re sorry, young man. You’re in the wrong cartoon. | 1.5499 | 0.02800 | 702 | 422 | 174 | 106 |
92 | Maybe we should have stuck with the traditional corporate ladder. | 1.5490 | 0.02571 | 694 | 386 | 235 | 73 |
93 | And so it came to pass that Jack climbed the beanstalk to retrieve his documents from the Cloud. | 1.5490 | 0.02674 | 694 | 399 | 209 | 86 |
94 | Looks like bean futures are going through the ceiling, but I see a giant crash ahead. | 1.5490 | 0.02674 | 694 | 399 | 209 | 86 |
95 | No, this is cloud nine-to-five. | 1.5481 | 0.02705 | 686 | 397 | 202 | 87 |
96 | Since we’re on the subject of fairy tales let’s take a look at the economy. | 1.5477 | 0.02728 | 681 | 396 | 197 | 88 |
97 | Sure, our fees are up, but fies and fums are way down. | 1.5450 | 0.02840 | 666 | 399 | 171 | 96 |
98 | I just hope that he doesn't spill the beans. | 1.5442 | 0.02749 | 656 | 380 | 195 | 81 |
99 | Good! That corporate ladder was so cliché. | 1.5441 | 0.02683 | 658 | 374 | 210 | 74 |
100 | I can see Russia from here. | 1.5425 | 0.03925 | 341 | 203 | 91 | 47 |
101 | See? I told you the cloud wasn't secure. | 1.5383 | 0.02967 | 613 | 372 | 152 | 89 |
102 | I'm in a FAIRY TALE. Why are YOU guys in the clouds? | 1.5382 | 0.02878 | 615 | 364 | 171 | 80 |
103 | See? I told you cloud security is just a fairy tale... | 1.5339 | 0.02833 | 590 | 341 | 183 | 66 |
104 | Magic-bean counter meets magic bean-counter. | 1.5315 | 0.02951 | 572 | 339 | 162 | 71 |
105 | Seven coffees, three black, three with cream and sugar, one with just sugar. | 1.5300 | 0.03017 | 566 | 341 | 150 | 75 |
106 | Call Security. We have a stalker. | 1.5300 | 0.02985 | 566 | 338 | 156 | 72 |
107 | I think we’re being stalked. | 1.5300 | 0.02996 | 566 | 339 | 154 | 73 |
108 | It seems our cloud data has been accessed by a cyberstalker. | 1.5294 | 0.03150 | 561 | 350 | 125 | 86 |
109 | You're in the wrong fairy tale. This is the one about the bull market continuing forever. | 1.5293 | 0.03121 | 563 | 349 | 130 | 84 |
110 | "I've looked at clouds from both sides now; I really don't know clouds at all." | 1.5281 | 0.03100 | 551 | 337 | 137 | 77 |
111 | Who needs magic beans when you have stalk buybacks? | 1.5273 | 0.03251 | 550 | 351 | 108 | 91 |
112 | This quarter our stalk is through the roof! | 1.5267 | 0.02899 | 543 | 313 | 174 | 56 |
113 | Fellas, it’s ok! You can return to the office. They got a vaccine. | 1.5243 | 0.03098 | 534 | 324 | 140 | 70 |
114 | Sorry, son. The only giant up here is Google. | 1.5237 | 0.03141 | 527 | 322 | 134 | 71 |
115 | On second thought I now predict a giant crash. | 1.5237 | 0.02927 | 527 | 304 | 170 | 53 |
116 | Clearly the bean-counters didn’t know Jack. | 1.5222 | 0.03213 | 519 | 322 | 123 | 74 |
117 | Call IT security. Our cloud is being breached by a stalker. | 1.5205 | 0.03119 | 511 | 308 | 140 | 63 |
118 | Someone with that ability to pick a growth stalk should be on our team | 1.5205 | 0.02994 | 511 | 298 | 160 | 53 |
119 | Yes Jack we're in the cloud but still using paper. What's your point? | 1.5181 | 0.03103 | 498 | 297 | 144 | 57 |
120 | I forgot on my way down. Was that two decafs or three? | 1.5181 | 0.03168 | 498 | 302 | 134 | 62 |
121 | Climbing ever farther, Jack reached the land of corporate giants | 1.5172 | 0.03208 | 495 | 303 | 128 | 64 |
122 | Sorry, this is the Amazon cloud. Wrong giant. | 1.5163 | 0.03194 | 490 | 298 | 131 | 61 |
123 | Jack was shocked to discover who really stole his bag of gold | 1.5145 | 0.03260 | 482 | 297 | 122 | 63 |
124 | As you can see, we're experiencing exponential growth in our GMO product line. | 1.5145 | 0.03180 | 482 | 291 | 134 | 57 |
125 | No, we're what's known as "corporate giants." Regular giants are two clouds up. | 1.5145 | 0.03139 | 482 | 288 | 140 | 54 |
126 | It's a stalker. | 1.5145 | 0.02998 | 482 | 278 | 160 | 44 |
127 | This is Jack, our employee of the month with a 3600% stalk growth | 1.5136 | 0.03181 | 479 | 289 | 134 | 56 |
128 | Here’s the latest stalk tip. | 1.5127 | 0.03419 | 472 | 301 | 100 | 71 |
129 | The giant? We bought him out years ago. | 1.5098 | 0.03211 | 459 | 276 | 132 | 51 |
130 | Heard you need a bean counter | 1.5078 | 0.03298 | 451 | 276 | 121 | 54 |
131 | Wow, Working “ in the cloud” is for real... | 1.5057 | 0.03196 | 441 | 262 | 135 | 44 |
132 | Who invited the branch managers? | 1.5057 | 0.03369 | 441 | 273 | 113 | 55 |
133 | Hey, this is a sales meeting. No bean counters. | 1.5054 | 0.03107 | 465 | 276 | 143 | 46 |
134 | You're too late. We vanquished the giant in a hostile takeover. | 1.5046 | 0.03308 | 438 | 267 | 121 | 50 |
135 | The corporate ladder is getting harder to climb. | 1.5042 | 0.03517 | 357 | 211 | 112 | 34 |
136 | Everyone, this is Jack. He'll be our new Stalk Broker. | 1.5035 | 0.03204 | 427 | 252 | 135 | 40 |
137 | I smell the blood of an unpaid intern. | 1.5034 | 0.03419 | 435 | 272 | 107 | 56 |
138 | My mom sent me to tell you that you need more women at the table. | 1.5023 | 0.03272 | 430 | 259 | 126 | 45 |
139 | Sorry to interrupt. I am looking for Cloud 9. | 1.5023 | 0.03338 | 430 | 263 | 118 | 49 |
140 | Jack didn’t expect to be meeting a tech giant | 1.5023 | 0.03496 | 430 | 273 | 98 | 59 |
141 | While our magic beans sales have declined this quarter, the futures market for Englishmen’s blood is very encouraging. | 1.5023 | 0.03326 | 432 | 264 | 119 | 49 |
142 | Minority and women in the board room? This bean WAS magical! | 1.5023 | 0.03277 | 432 | 261 | 125 | 46 |
143 | Let's run it up the bean pole and see who salutes it. | 1.5012 | 0.03543 | 425 | 272 | 93 | 60 |
144 | And now, I’d like to turn it over to Jack to go over the stalk market. | 1.5000 | 0.04313 | 242 | 145 | 73 | 24 |
145 | Technically we are titans of industry, not giants. | 1.4988 | 0.03329 | 417 | 253 | 120 | 44 |
146 | We bought the Giant out. You work for us, now. | 1.4976 | 0.03450 | 414 | 258 | 106 | 50 |
147 | FE, FI, FO, and FUM, or Funds Under Managnent, which measures the total market valu... Can I help you sir? | 1.4976 | 0.03445 | 412 | 256 | 107 | 49 |
148 | Sales of our genetically modified beans are through the roof! | 1.4975 | 0.03358 | 400 | 241 | 119 | 40 |
149 | Yes, Jack, things have gotten so bad that a live meeting passes for heaven nowadays. | 1.4963 | 0.03494 | 407 | 255 | 102 | 50 |
150 | All indicators suggest we have become a corporate giant. | 1.4962 | 0.03475 | 399 | 247 | 106 | 46 |
151 | Oh, TECH giants. | 1.4950 | 0.03383 | 402 | 245 | 115 | 42 |
152 | Jack finally came face to face with the corporate giant. | 1.4937 | 0.03493 | 399 | 249 | 103 | 47 |
153 | Jack's green new deal is overtaking the cloud | 1.4899 | 0.04288 | 247 | 151 | 71 | 25 |
154 | I have your grub hub order, but this is as close as I’m coming. | 1.4896 | 0.03575 | 384 | 242 | 96 | 46 |
155 | You wouldn't be meeting on a cloud if everyone had worn masks. | 1.4883 | 0.03620 | 383 | 244 | 91 | 48 |
156 | No. He’s one floor up. We’re just the bean counters. | 1.4883 | 0.03345 | 383 | 230 | 119 | 34 |
157 | The giant? He cashed out right after the IPO. | 1.4881 | 0.03472 | 379 | 233 | 107 | 39 |
158 | I smell the blood of a businessman. | 1.4881 | 0.03465 | 377 | 231 | 108 | 38 |
159 | And this is Jack—marketing guru and bestselling author of ‘Sell Your Cash Cow: embracing beanstalk strategy in today’s marketplace.’ Jack, what have you got for us today?” | 1.4880 | 0.03519 | 375 | 232 | 103 | 40 |
160 | This is the petrochemicals division. You want giants on 8. | 1.4868 | 0.03558 | 378 | 237 | 98 | 43 |
161 | Stalks continue to go up. | 1.4851 | 0.03258 | 369 | 216 | 127 | 26 |
162 | We brought Jack in to tell us more about these bean stocks. | 1.4851 | 0.03561 | 369 | 230 | 99 | 40 |
163 | As you can see,our bean stock is climbing. | 1.4819 | 0.03502 | 359 | 220 | 105 | 34 |
164 | Yes, Jack. We, climate scientists, are returning to earth Jan 20th. | 1.4819 | 0.03821 | 359 | 235 | 75 | 49 |
165 | Sorry, Uber Eats for Carlos? | 1.4804 | 0.03808 | 358 | 234 | 76 | 48 |
166 | Jackson, did you or did you not reassure me that using the cloud was completely secure? | 1.4803 | 0.03386 | 356 | 213 | 115 | 28 |
167 | It's something they all suspected, the cloud is not that secure. | 1.4801 | 0.03708 | 352 | 224 | 87 | 41 |
168 | As everyone can clearly see, stalks are up. | 1.4801 | 0.03686 | 352 | 223 | 89 | 40 |
169 | Jack was searching for treasure, but all he found was magic bean counters. | 1.4800 | 0.03767 | 350 | 225 | 82 | 43 |
170 | Jack learned there are more scarier things in the clouds than giants | 1.4791 | 0.03717 | 359 | 231 | 83 | 44 |
171 | Jack, you really can't be late when you're the primary stalk-holder. | 1.4785 | 0.03642 | 349 | 219 | 93 | 37 |
172 | Only golden parachutes here. Golden eggs are up a level. | 1.4785 | 0.03504 | 349 | 213 | 105 | 31 |
173 | Dad. Mom wants to know if you will be home for supper? | 1.4785 | 0.03573 | 349 | 216 | 99 | 34 |
174 | This is Bean Stock, you're looking for the Beanstalk | 1.4785 | 0.03432 | 349 | 210 | 111 | 28 |
175 | Ladies and Gentlemen, I do believe we are being stalked. | 1.4784 | 0.03518 | 347 | 212 | 104 | 31 |
176 | Bean stocks are going up, but there’s a giant downside. | 1.4779 | 0.03649 | 339 | 211 | 94 | 34 |
177 | And You Thought Working in The Cloud Was Just a Myth. | 1.4767 | 0.03657 | 344 | 216 | 92 | 36 |
178 | Is this the growth seminar? | 1.4767 | 0.03634 | 344 | 215 | 94 | 35 |
179 | Well, now we'll need to change our cloud password from fee-fi-fo-fum. | 1.4765 | 0.03872 | 340 | 222 | 74 | 44 |
180 | It was then that Jack realized that, while his experience with the giant was scary, working a soul-crushing corporate job scared him even more. | 1.4760 | 0.03808 | 334 | 214 | 81 | 39 |
181 | To tell us more about unprecedented growth, here's Jack . | 1.4749 | 0.03477 | 339 | 205 | 107 | 27 |
182 | Welcome everyone to our stalkholders' meeting. | 1.4749 | 0.03502 | 339 | 206 | 105 | 28 |
183 | This is taking stalking to a whole new level. | 1.4748 | 0.03736 | 337 | 214 | 86 | 37 |
184 | Sorry, no, this is the story of Jack and the bean-counters. | 1.4731 | 0.03760 | 334 | 213 | 84 | 37 |
185 | Jones, how can we achieve THAT kind of growth? | 1.4729 | 0.03476 | 332 | 200 | 107 | 25 |
186 | Wow! Moving our business to the cloud really is like a fairy tale. | 1.4729 | 0.03654 | 332 | 207 | 93 | 32 |
187 | No, we're Fe, Fe, Fi, Fi, Fo, Fo, and Sons. | 1.4727 | 0.03594 | 330 | 203 | 98 | 29 |
188 | The online team's numbers are impressive, but the growth in Jack's department is all organic. | 1.4726 | 0.03584 | 328 | 201 | 99 | 28 |
189 | Now we just need to find a seed investor. | 1.4726 | 0.03558 | 328 | 200 | 101 | 27 |
190 | At last - magic bean counters! | 1.4726 | 0.03610 | 328 | 202 | 97 | 29 |
191 | I had to use my magic beans for this? This could’ve been an email! | 1.4726 | 0.03712 | 328 | 206 | 89 | 33 |
192 | The giant? Top cloud, corner office. | 1.4706 | 0.03753 | 323 | 204 | 86 | 33 |
193 | You fool, I told you to find a way to raise our STOCK | 1.4706 | 0.03829 | 323 | 207 | 80 | 36 |
194 | Jack discovers a fundamental weakness in cloud security. | 1.4691 | 0.03744 | 324 | 205 | 86 | 33 |
195 | If you'd only take the elevator, perhaps you'd arrive on time for once. | 1.4691 | 0.03845 | 324 | 209 | 78 | 37 |
196 | We seem to have a stalk holder with us today. | 1.4689 | 0.03937 | 322 | 211 | 71 | 40 |
197 | You want the next cloud. This cloud is giants of industry. | 1.4689 | 0.03630 | 322 | 199 | 95 | 28 |
198 | Jack's near vertical growth astounds more conservative cloud based projections " | 1.4688 | 0.03592 | 320 | 196 | 98 | 26 |
199 | So, as it turns out, the sky currently is the limit. | 1.4669 | 0.03587 | 317 | 194 | 98 | 25 |
200 | Nope, this is Cloud 8! | 1.4669 | 0.03615 | 317 | 195 | 96 | 26 |
201 | We are the giants of industry. The giants of beanstalks are the next cloud over. | 1.4652 | 0.03732 | 316 | 199 | 87 | 30 |
202 | Too late Jack. The Giant sold us the Golden Goose and moved to Dubai. | 1.4650 | 0.03856 | 314 | 202 | 78 | 34 |
203 | Next time, can you just request the meeting password? | 1.4647 | 0.03683 | 312 | 194 | 91 | 27 |
204 | As you can see, rapid growth quickly followed our new cloud platform. | 1.4643 | 0.03745 | 308 | 193 | 87 | 28 |
205 | How did you get past the receptionist? | 1.4643 | 0.04044 | 308 | 204 | 65 | 39 |
206 | These hackers will stop at nothing. Now we’re being stalked! | 1.4641 | 0.04862 | 181 | 113 | 52 | 16 |
207 | Folks, I’ve asked Jack to join us; he’s a real climber in our business.” | 1.4641 | 0.03734 | 306 | 191 | 88 | 27 |
208 | We were hoping for a different type of organic growth. | 1.4625 | 0.04056 | 253 | 157 | 75 | 21 |
209 | When they moved all their files to the cloud, it just made sense to move a couple conference rooms as well. | 1.4623 | 0.03827 | 305 | 194 | 81 | 30 |
210 | Somebody bring me the hen that lays the non-disclosure agreements. | 1.4608 | 0.03901 | 306 | 198 | 75 | 33 |
211 | Hey, you, get off of our cloud. | 1.4605 | 0.03836 | 304 | 194 | 80 | 30 |
212 | Little late kid. We’ve liquidated the giants holdings. | 1.4600 | 0.03785 | 300 | 189 | 84 | 27 |
213 | Username and password please. | 1.4600 | 0.03815 | 300 | 190 | 82 | 28 |
214 | After months of a market downturn, stalks are finally on the rise again. | 1.4600 | 0.03635 | 300 | 184 | 94 | 22 |
215 | Perhaps we've focused too much on growth. | 1.4600 | 0.03756 | 300 | 188 | 86 | 26 |
216 | The stalker is back | 1.4597 | 0.03743 | 298 | 186 | 87 | 25 |
217 | Jack, plant a few more magic beans. We're going to acquire Cloud 9. | 1.4595 | 0.03910 | 296 | 190 | 76 | 30 |
218 | Tired by the corporate ladder, Jack decided to try a different approach | 1.4595 | 0.03791 | 296 | 186 | 84 | 26 |
219 | With this new fee structure, we can eliminate fis, fos, and fums. | 1.4592 | 0.03900 | 294 | 188 | 77 | 29 |
220 | It seems we have a stalker . | 1.4592 | 0.03870 | 294 | 187 | 79 | 28 |
221 | If we had just paid that intern, he wouldn't have had to sell his cow. | 1.4583 | 0.03865 | 288 | 182 | 80 | 26 |
222 | I really wasn't expecting bean counters up here! | 1.4573 | 0.03818 | 293 | 185 | 82 | 26 |
223 | No, we just have giant egos." | 1.4573 | 0.03879 | 293 | 187 | 78 | 28 |
224 | Actually, we do "know Jack." | 1.4573 | 0.03725 | 293 | 182 | 88 | 23 |
225 | We didn't invite you Jack, because you tend to spill the beans. | 1.4570 | 0.03837 | 291 | 184 | 81 | 26 |
226 | As you can see, stalks are way, way up. | 1.4570 | 0.03988 | 291 | 189 | 71 | 31 |
227 | No giants left, kid, just bean counters. | 1.4567 | 0.03948 | 289 | 186 | 74 | 29 |
228 | You guys hiring? I'm famous for generating unheard-of growth, I'm not afraid of going after the big guys--and I work for beans. | 1.4567 | 0.04068 | 289 | 190 | 66 | 33 |
229 | I knew it! Magic beans WERE a good investment! | 1.4567 | 0.03824 | 289 | 182 | 82 | 25 |
230 | Don’t worry. We all have golden parachutes. | 1.4567 | 0.03978 | 289 | 187 | 72 | 30 |
231 | Dave’s not here.He’s on cloud 9 | 1.4549 | 0.03957 | 288 | 186 | 73 | 29 |
232 | As you can see, the economy is currently propped up mostly by magical beans at this point. | 1.4549 | 0.03957 | 288 | 186 | 73 | 29 |
233 | The classic fairytale story about the ethnically diverse, mixed gender board of directors. | 1.4549 | 0.04165 | 288 | 193 | 59 | 36 |
234 | This is ho-hum. Fo-fum is up a few levels. | 1.4542 | 0.03997 | 284 | 184 | 71 | 29 |
235 | Jack used root access to breach the corporate cloud. | 1.4539 | 0.04049 | 282 | 184 | 68 | 30 |
236 | And you thought the bad guy would be a giant? | 1.4520 | 0.04059 | 281 | 184 | 67 | 30 |
237 | You plant magic beans, we count ‘em. | 1.4520 | 0.03766 | 281 | 175 | 85 | 21 |
238 | Oh, I thought you said you wanted rising stalks | 1.4520 | 0.03964 | 281 | 181 | 73 | 27 |
239 | I don't know anything about a giant. I booked this cloud more than a week ago. | 1.4516 | 0.03610 | 279 | 169 | 94 | 16 |
240 | Of course you're hallucinating Jack. If we were real we'd have Powerpoint. | 1.4513 | 0.04101 | 277 | 182 | 65 | 30 |
241 | We have it reserved until noon. | 1.4500 | 0.03940 | 280 | 180 | 74 | 26 |
242 | Someone call security. Looks like that stalker is back. | 1.4500 | 0.03973 | 280 | 181 | 72 | 27 |
243 | Sorry, but no. Our restrooms are for staff only. | 1.4500 | 0.04005 | 280 | 182 | 70 | 28 |
244 | Bean stocks have never been higher. | 1.4498 | 0.03772 | 269 | 166 | 85 | 18 |
245 | I told you cloud meetings weren’t secure. | 1.4493 | 0.04111 | 276 | 182 | 64 | 30 |
246 | The giant’s castle is one cloud up. | 1.4493 | 0.03948 | 276 | 177 | 74 | 25 |
247 | Hey Jack: I remember when you said this cloud technology would never be worth a hill of beans. | 1.4493 | 0.03880 | 276 | 175 | 78 | 23 |
248 | We recommend moving from stalks to bonds. | 1.4493 | 0.04014 | 276 | 179 | 70 | 27 |
249 | Oh, here comes our IT guy checking our Cloud Computing connection. | 1.4493 | 0.04143 | 276 | 183 | 62 | 31 |
250 | We anticipate rapid growth followed by giant returns | 1.4493 | 0.03948 | 276 | 177 | 74 | 25 |
251 | Yes bean stocks are soaring but there could be giant losses ahead” | 1.4493 | 0.04079 | 276 | 181 | 66 | 29 |
252 | Ok, ok, there’s a kid on a beanstalk, can we get back to work? | 1.4493 | 0.03914 | 276 | 176 | 76 | 24 |
253 | I want my cow back. | 1.4490 | 0.04262 | 245 | 159 | 61 | 24 |
254 | We only have golden parachutes here, golden goose eggs are the next cloud up. | 1.4489 | 0.03761 | 274 | 170 | 85 | 19 |
255 | As you can see, our stalk has never been higher. | 1.4489 | 0.03866 | 274 | 173 | 79 | 22 |
256 | Golden egg or golden parachute? Your choice, kid. | 1.4485 | 0.03920 | 272 | 173 | 76 | 23 |
257 | Remember, you don't know jack. | 1.4469 | 0.03840 | 273 | 172 | 80 | 21 |
258 | Dad, what's the i-cloud password? | 1.4461 | 0.04155 | 269 | 178 | 62 | 29 |
259 | Call Security! It’s that stalker again! | 1.4457 | 0.04075 | 267 | 174 | 67 | 26 |
260 | No, we just count them. The giant's two flights up. | 1.4453 | 0.03991 | 265 | 170 | 72 | 23 |
261 | Please don't use the executive beanpole. | 1.4449 | 0.04013 | 263 | 169 | 71 | 23 |
262 | Well, we're not giants per se, but we are too big to fail. | 1.4449 | 0.03940 | 263 | 167 | 75 | 21 |
263 | As I was saying, our seed capital scheme comes with giant risks. | 1.4449 | 0.04084 | 263 | 171 | 67 | 25 |
264 | It’s 9:15. The giant doesn’t have the room until 9:30. We still have 15 minutes! | 1.4449 | 0.04190 | 263 | 174 | 61 | 28 |
265 | I'm sorry, you're not part of our pod. | 1.4449 | 0.04049 | 263 | 170 | 69 | 24 |
266 | Now that everyone’s here, let’s get started. | 1.4444 | 0.03891 | 288 | 187 | 74 | 27 |
267 | No kid, we just count them. | 1.4427 | 0.03986 | 262 | 168 | 72 | 22 |
268 | Make no mistake. We still grind your bones to make our bread. | 1.4427 | 0.04165 | 262 | 173 | 62 | 27 |
269 | Say hello to Jack, our seed investor. | 1.4427 | 0.03912 | 262 | 166 | 76 | 20 |
270 | Keep climbing unless you want to settle for middle management. | 1.4427 | 0.03836 | 262 | 164 | 80 | 18 |
271 | For heaven’s sake, could we just get a damn elevator? | 1.4427 | 0.04059 | 262 | 170 | 68 | 24 |
272 | If it's a rapid growth strategy you're after, I'm happy to help. | 1.4427 | 0.04022 | 262 | 169 | 70 | 23 |
273 | This is the investor with the seed money I was telling you about. | 1.4427 | 0.04165 | 262 | 173 | 62 | 27 |
274 | Wow, and here I thought the cloud was just a fairy tale. | 1.4427 | 0.03986 | 262 | 168 | 72 | 22 |
275 | While it's true stalks are rising, they come at a giant risk. | 1.4419 | 0.03915 | 258 | 163 | 76 | 19 |
276 | Well, we are a giant corporation. | 1.4419 | 0.04103 | 258 | 168 | 66 | 24 |
277 | Corporate espionage has really reached new heights | 1.4419 | 0.03798 | 258 | 160 | 82 | 16 |
278 | As you can see our stalk has risen significantly since last week. | 1.4414 | 0.04051 | 256 | 165 | 69 | 22 |
279 | So Jack here says we should go long on beans and short on cattle. | 1.4414 | 0.04236 | 256 | 170 | 59 | 27 |
280 | This is Jack, our newest stalk broker | 1.4414 | 0.04343 | 256 | 173 | 53 | 30 |
281 | We're just the bean counters. The Giant is two clouds up. | 1.4414 | 0.03975 | 256 | 163 | 73 | 20 |
282 | I think we have everyone here. Just waiting on the giant to dial in. | 1.4414 | 0.04051 | 256 | 165 | 69 | 22 |
283 | Jack inadvertently stumbled upon middle-management heaven. | 1.4411 | 0.03901 | 263 | 167 | 76 | 20 |
284 | Damn, they assured me the cloud was secure. | 1.4411 | 0.03901 | 263 | 167 | 76 | 20 |
285 | The bean counters are one cloud up | 1.4402 | 0.03865 | 259 | 163 | 78 | 18 |
286 | You call that growth? | 1.4402 | 0.04091 | 259 | 169 | 66 | 24 |
287 | Now, if everyone could please turn their attention to our Chief Growth Officer... | 1.4402 | 0.03865 | 259 | 163 | 78 | 18 |
288 | You've never heard of a corporate giant? | 1.4397 | 0.04223 | 257 | 171 | 59 | 27 |
289 | Glad I found you. I have been trying to reach you regarding your car’s warranty. | 1.4387 | 0.04380 | 253 | 172 | 51 | 30 |
290 | We're expecting a giant fall in bean stocks. | 1.4378 | 0.04050 | 249 | 160 | 69 | 20 |
291 | With the right marketing , Jack's potential for "cloud based growth" could be exponential ! | 1.4378 | 0.03969 | 249 | 158 | 73 | 18 |
292 | Sorry, I forgot the zoom password. | 1.4378 | 0.04129 | 249 | 162 | 65 | 22 |
293 | For all of you team members who don't know jack... | 1.4378 | 0.04129 | 249 | 162 | 65 | 22 |
294 | How'd he get access to the Cloud? | 1.4378 | 0.04090 | 249 | 161 | 67 | 21 |
295 | And now let’s welcome Jack, who is here to talk about the great growth we’ve been seeing in our bean-stocks. | 1.4375 | 0.04161 | 256 | 169 | 62 | 25 |
296 | The stalk market has seen unprecedented growth this quarter. | 1.4350 | 0.04163 | 246 | 161 | 63 | 22 |
297 | No, but we are part of a GIANT corporation. | 1.4350 | 0.04083 | 246 | 159 | 67 | 20 |
298 | This is cumulus. You want thunderhead. | 1.4350 | 0.04123 | 246 | 160 | 65 | 21 |
299 | Jack was later convicted of insider trading. The jury didn't buy the magic bean defense. | 1.4339 | 0.04292 | 242 | 161 | 57 | 24 |
300 | You don't even have to look at the chart to see that bean stocks have gone through the roof. | 1.4339 | 0.04129 | 242 | 157 | 65 | 20 |
301 | Who forget to set the privacy settings for our Cloud server? | 1.4339 | 0.04171 | 242 | 158 | 63 | 21 |
302 | Ignore him, he's nothing but a bean stalker. | 1.4321 | 0.04157 | 243 | 159 | 63 | 21 |
303 | Why yes, we are the bean counters | 1.4321 | 0.04157 | 243 | 159 | 63 | 21 |
304 | Yes, we're a corporate giant; what were you expecting? | 1.4321 | 0.04318 | 243 | 163 | 55 | 25 |
305 | As you can see, more and more young professionals are rethinking the corporate ladder entirely. | 1.4321 | 0.04075 | 243 | 157 | 67 | 19 |
306 | Hey, it looks like Jack with a new twist--cyberstalking | 1.4316 | 0.04049 | 234 | 149 | 69 | 16 |
307 | Does this look like heaven to you? | 1.4315 | 0.04263 | 241 | 160 | 58 | 23 |
308 | Sorry, we’re angel investors. The giant is one cloud up. | 1.4315 | 0.04263 | 241 | 160 | 58 | 23 |
309 | Now here’s Jack with our stalk report... | 1.4315 | 0.04304 | 241 | 161 | 56 | 24 |
310 | Jack, next time just log on. | 1.4315 | 0.04140 | 241 | 157 | 64 | 20 |
311 | Looks like the bean stocks continue to go up | 1.4315 | 0.04222 | 241 | 159 | 60 | 22 |
312 | As you see, we've held onto the bean stock and we think the sky's the limit | 1.4315 | 0.03969 | 241 | 153 | 72 | 16 |
313 | I smell the blood of someone late for the meeting. | 1.4315 | 0.04422 | 241 | 164 | 50 | 27 |
314 | It’s Jack, right? We’re going to need you to sign an NDA. | 1.4315 | 0.04181 | 241 | 158 | 62 | 21 |
315 | Gold is so outdated. What about a goose that lays Bitcoin? | 1.4310 | 0.04410 | 239 | 162 | 51 | 26 |
316 | Our next speaker is an expert on stalking in a cloud-based environment. | 1.4310 | 0.04247 | 239 | 158 | 59 | 22 |
317 | No, we're the giants of industry, try one cloud up. | 1.4286 | 0.04088 | 238 | 154 | 66 | 18 |
318 | Here comes Jack with a report from the field. | 1.4274 | 0.04267 | 234 | 155 | 58 | 21 |
319 | We really should get a corporate ladder like everybody else. | 1.4274 | 0.04310 | 234 | 156 | 56 | 22 |
320 | Well, well, if it isn't the competition. | 1.4274 | 0.04136 | 234 | 152 | 64 | 18 |
321 | Have you all met Jack, he’s from our Go Green Initiative. | 1.4274 | 0.04394 | 234 | 158 | 52 | 24 |
322 | Jack, I'm going to have to ask you to cease and desist. Magic Beans are now a trademark of Monsanto. | 1.4274 | 0.04310 | 234 | 156 | 56 | 22 |
323 | The giant is gone: we bought him out in a hostile takeover. | 1.4274 | 0.04310 | 234 | 156 | 56 | 22 |
324 | Giant? Sorry. The Cloud now belongs to Google. | 1.4274 | 0.04436 | 234 | 159 | 50 | 25 |
325 | I want you all to meet Jack, our top bean-counter. | 1.4274 | 0.04180 | 234 | 153 | 62 | 19 |
326 | Yes sir you have finally accessed your cloud information" | 1.4274 | 0.04001 | 234 | 149 | 70 | 15 |
327 | Our fee is rising nicely. Let's move on to fi-fo-fum. | 1.4274 | 0.04394 | 234 | 158 | 52 | 24 |
328 | Bean stocks just keep climbing. | 1.4274 | 0.04046 | 234 | 150 | 68 | 16 |
329 | Wrong fairy tale pal; this is 'Best Economy Ever' | 1.4274 | 0.04436 | 234 | 159 | 50 | 25 |
330 | The bean counters are always looking over our shoulders | 1.4274 | 0.04224 | 234 | 154 | 60 | 20 |
331 | As you can see, our stalk has just gone public | 1.4274 | 0.04224 | 234 | 154 | 60 | 20 |
332 | He always shows up when the stalk market rises | 1.4274 | 0.04001 | 234 | 149 | 70 | 15 |
333 | Now that's a growth stalk. | 1.4274 | 0.04136 | 234 | 152 | 64 | 18 |
334 | Higgens, you said the cloud was completely secure. | 1.4274 | 0.04180 | 234 | 153 | 62 | 19 |
335 | It appears the security on this cloud meeting can be hacked for beans. | 1.4274 | 0.04046 | 234 | 150 | 68 | 16 |
336 | I sold the damn cow for THIS?! | 1.4274 | 0.04267 | 234 | 155 | 58 | 21 |
337 | We’re seeing magic growth this quarter, Jack. | 1.4274 | 0.04224 | 234 | 154 | 60 | 20 |
338 | After this, our guest Jack will speak on the importance of risk-taking--and how he made it big selling the family cow. | 1.4267 | 0.04070 | 232 | 149 | 67 | 16 |
339 | Jack discovered the real giants in the cloud were Microsoft and Amazon | 1.4261 | 0.04363 | 230 | 154 | 54 | 22 |
340 | A golden egg is a start, but have you considered a diversified portfolio? | 1.4261 | 0.04319 | 230 | 153 | 56 | 21 |
341 | The sky's the limit. Bean stalks are going through the roof! | 1.4260 | 0.04276 | 223 | 146 | 59 | 18 |
342 | Ah - here's our new branch manager | 1.4254 | 0.04210 | 228 | 149 | 61 | 18 |
343 | Next cloud up for the giant | 1.4254 | 0.04210 | 228 | 149 | 61 | 18 |
344 | We're Bean Counters. Who the hell are you? | 1.4254 | 0.04345 | 228 | 152 | 55 | 21 |
345 | Hmmmph...even I don't believe those numbers, and I planted the beans. | 1.4254 | 0.04164 | 228 | 148 | 63 | 17 |
346 | As you can see bean stocks are climbing. | 1.4248 | 0.04094 | 226 | 145 | 66 | 15 |
347 | So as you can see, soybeans are expected to go through the roof... | 1.4248 | 0.04189 | 226 | 147 | 62 | 17 |
348 | And since moving FeFiFoFum Inc. to the cloud, our profits have sprouted 25% this year alone. | 1.4248 | 0.04327 | 226 | 150 | 56 | 20 |
349 | Jack, our meetings have been in the cloud for months now | 1.4248 | 0.04094 | 226 | 145 | 66 | 15 |
350 | Stalks are at an all-time high. | 1.4248 | 0.04282 | 226 | 149 | 58 | 19 |
351 | So this is where you can meet in person | 1.4248 | 0.04189 | 226 | 147 | 62 | 17 |
352 | Jack discovers what “migrating to the cloud” means. | 1.4248 | 0.04235 | 226 | 148 | 60 | 18 |
353 | We will be testing our golden parachutes in a few minutes, if you'd like to stay and watch. | 1.4242 | 0.04125 | 231 | 150 | 64 | 17 |
354 | Jack discovers the magic of insider trading . | 1.4229 | 0.04545 | 201 | 133 | 51 | 17 |
355 | Your connection is unstable. | 1.4222 | 0.04247 | 225 | 148 | 59 | 18 |
356 | Our bean counter has arrived. | 1.4222 | 0.04518 | 225 | 154 | 47 | 24 |
357 | Another bean counter? Join us! | 1.4222 | 0.04293 | 225 | 149 | 57 | 19 |
358 | What’s good for the goose is gold for the bystander. | 1.4222 | 0.04648 | 225 | 157 | 41 | 27 |
359 | You think you're the first guy to hack the cloud? | 1.4222 | 0.04104 | 225 | 145 | 65 | 15 |
360 | Oh great, bean counters. | 1.4222 | 0.04385 | 225 | 151 | 53 | 21 |
361 | Jack recoiled in horror. Heaven was a capitalist sham. | 1.4222 | 0.04385 | 225 | 151 | 53 | 21 |
362 | Has anyone seen the goose that lays the golden parachute? | 1.4215 | 0.04225 | 223 | 146 | 60 | 17 |
363 | We project steady growth in legumes. | 1.4201 | 0.04128 | 219 | 141 | 64 | 14 |
364 | I told you the cloud wasn't secure | 1.4201 | 0.04277 | 219 | 144 | 58 | 17 |
365 | Look who’s stalking | 1.4192 | 0.04327 | 229 | 154 | 54 | 21 |
366 | I guess we really don't know Jack. | 1.4182 | 0.04499 | 220 | 150 | 48 | 22 |
367 | He wants to know if any of you are English men. | 1.4182 | 0.04164 | 220 | 143 | 62 | 15 |
368 | We go cloud and they still find a way to stalk us | 1.4174 | 0.04338 | 218 | 145 | 55 | 18 |
369 | Marge, your ride home is here! | 1.4174 | 0.04138 | 218 | 141 | 63 | 14 |
370 | This is a sales meeting - accounting is on the cloud to the left. | 1.4174 | 0.04189 | 218 | 142 | 61 | 15 |
371 | Frank, I told you the cloud isn’t secure. | 1.4174 | 0.04289 | 218 | 144 | 57 | 17 |
372 | How did you think cloud computing worked? | 1.4174 | 0.04386 | 218 | 146 | 53 | 19 |
373 | Not surprised that our cloud technology would attract a hacker, but a stalker? | 1.4174 | 0.04239 | 218 | 143 | 59 | 16 |
374 | ...And with my magic beans i started a cloud-based business. | 1.4174 | 0.04482 | 218 | 148 | 49 | 21 |
375 | We're the corporate giants. | 1.4174 | 0.04434 | 218 | 147 | 51 | 20 |
376 | Yeah, we're bean counters. What did you EXPECT at the top of a beanstalk? | 1.4174 | 0.04482 | 218 | 148 | 49 | 21 |
377 | Good, the bean counter is here. | 1.4171 | 0.04533 | 187 | 122 | 52 | 13 |
378 | Well, this puts a whole new spin on upward mobility. | 1.4167 | 0.04111 | 216 | 139 | 64 | 13 |
379 | Wrong cloud, kid. We're corporate giants. | 1.4167 | 0.04414 | 216 | 145 | 52 | 19 |
380 | Not the growth we we’re talking about, Jack | 1.4167 | 0.04215 | 216 | 141 | 60 | 15 |
381 | And now, someone who made his fortune from the ground up. | 1.4163 | 0.04364 | 209 | 138 | 55 | 16 |
382 | Excuse me... do you have any Grey Poupon? | 1.4159 | 0.04443 | 214 | 144 | 51 | 19 |
383 | Green Giant is just our brand name. | 1.4159 | 0.04292 | 214 | 141 | 57 | 16 |
384 | Hey, I thought these cloud-based meetings were supposed to be private! | 1.4159 | 0.04393 | 214 | 143 | 53 | 18 |
385 | And here to talk to you about growth... | 1.4159 | 0.04443 | 214 | 144 | 51 | 19 |
386 | Jack found, to his great dismay, that it was a corporate giant at the end of the beanstalk | 1.4159 | 0.04443 | 214 | 144 | 51 | 19 |
387 | It was then that Jack realized Amazon had even taken over the Beanstalk. | 1.4155 | 0.04702 | 207 | 143 | 42 | 22 |
388 | We're bean counters, why, what were you expecting? | 1.4151 | 0.04371 | 212 | 141 | 54 | 17 |
389 | Corporate spies have been stalking us for years. | 1.4151 | 0.04268 | 212 | 139 | 58 | 15 |
390 | This is not how you climb the corporate ladder, Jack. | 1.4151 | 0.04371 | 212 | 141 | 54 | 17 |
391 | Well, that explains the beans we can't account for. | 1.4140 | 0.04427 | 215 | 145 | 51 | 19 |
392 | Thanks to Jack, sales at the new branch are up, up, up. | 1.4140 | 0.04377 | 215 | 144 | 53 | 18 |
393 | We’re the Corporate Giant, kid--nothing golden here but our parachutes. | 1.4131 | 0.04252 | 213 | 140 | 58 | 15 |
394 | Excuse me, but we're counting beans here! | 1.4131 | 0.04602 | 213 | 147 | 44 | 22 |
395 | That cow you traded for beans? We manage her portfolio and got her in early at Microsoft. | 1.4131 | 0.04505 | 213 | 145 | 48 | 20 |
396 | As you can see, stalks are at an all-time high | 1.4130 | 0.04707 | 184 | 123 | 46 | 15 |
397 | Sorry to stalk you, I was told to lean in. | 1.4123 | 0.04279 | 211 | 139 | 57 | 15 |
398 | No, this is a giant corporation. The actual giant is the next cloud up. | 1.4123 | 0.04633 | 211 | 146 | 43 | 22 |
399 | Just because we're cloud based, doesn't mean we're not vulnerable to low-tech corporate spies. | 1.4123 | 0.04434 | 211 | 142 | 51 | 18 |
400 | The next thing you are going to tell me is to invest in magic beans. | 1.4123 | 0.04172 | 211 | 137 | 61 | 13 |
401 | Whoever came up with private cloud meetings doesn’t know Jack. | 1.4115 | 0.04306 | 209 | 138 | 56 | 15 |
402 | Oh my God -- they're not giants...they're bean counters! | 1.4115 | 0.04464 | 209 | 141 | 48 | 18 |
403 | So you see, Jack, cloud based bean counting is no fairy tale. | 1.4115 | 0.04359 | 209 | 139 | 54 | 16 |
404 | This must be hell. | 1.4115 | 0.04714 | 209 | 146 | 40 | 23 |
405 | Jack finally made it up the corporate ladder | 1.4115 | 0.04306 | 209 | 138 | 56 | 15 |
406 | Money talks—but beanstalk too. | 1.4115 | 0.04412 | 209 | 140 | 52 | 17 |
407 | Literally everything is cloud-based these days. | 1.4106 | 0.04493 | 207 | 140 | 49 | 18 |
408 | Jack saw that now was the time to exercise his stalk options. | 1.4106 | 0.04441 | 207 | 139 | 51 | 17 |
409 | Who said that meeting in the Cloud was totally secure? | 1.4106 | 0.04388 | 207 | 138 | 53 | 16 |
410 | We told you not to open the envelopes with seeds that came from China. | 1.4100 | 0.04323 | 200 | 131 | 56 | 13 |
411 | I'm starting to think my cow was worth more. | 1.4098 | 0.04576 | 205 | 140 | 46 | 19 |
412 | You’ll need to quarantine for 2 weeks if you step off that beanstalk. | 1.4098 | 0.04362 | 205 | 136 | 54 | 15 |
413 | I guess they were right: everything is done in the Cloud these days | 1.4098 | 0.04362 | 205 | 136 | 54 | 15 |
414 | All business has moved to the cloud. | 1.4098 | 0.03960 | 205 | 129 | 68 | 8 |
415 | Jack could not find the dial in number. | 1.4098 | 0.04524 | 205 | 139 | 48 | 18 |
416 | Sure we're all dead, but the stock market hit another high today. | 1.4098 | 0.04362 | 205 | 136 | 54 | 15 |
417 | Who spilled the beans? | 1.4089 | 0.04555 | 203 | 138 | 47 | 18 |
418 | Rejected Fairy Tale #13: Jack and the Bean Counters. | 1.4089 | 0.04555 | 203 | 138 | 47 | 18 |
419 | I thought our migration to the cloud was supposed to help with data privacy. | 1.4089 | 0.04391 | 203 | 135 | 53 | 15 |
420 | I thought our cyber security expert told us that going to the cloud would be secure. | 1.4089 | 0.04279 | 203 | 133 | 57 | 13 |
421 | I believe that we've bean stalked. | 1.4089 | 0.04501 | 203 | 137 | 49 | 17 |
422 | Pay him no mind. He's in the wrong story. | 1.4089 | 0.04446 | 203 | 136 | 51 | 16 |
423 | Look who didn’t get the memo. We’re a corporate giant now. | 1.4089 | 0.04501 | 203 | 137 | 49 | 17 |
424 | Google cloud has acquired the magic beans. | 1.4089 | 0.04555 | 203 | 138 | 47 | 18 |
425 | Fees, files and 401s! I smell a profitable quarter 1! | 1.4089 | 0.04501 | 203 | 137 | 49 | 17 |
426 | Hey Jack. We have the room until noon. | 1.4089 | 0.04501 | 203 | 137 | 49 | 17 |
427 | can I use your bathroom? | 1.4089 | 0.04764 | 203 | 142 | 39 | 22 |
428 | Looks like stalks really are going up. | 1.4080 | 0.04531 | 201 | 136 | 48 | 17 |
429 | Bean futures are going through the roof! | 1.4080 | 0.04364 | 201 | 133 | 54 | 14 |
430 | They found the vaccine... you all may come down now... | 1.4080 | 0.04693 | 201 | 139 | 42 | 20 |
431 | "The stalk market could still rise Jack. | 1.4080 | 0.04586 | 201 | 137 | 46 | 18 |
432 | We’re corporate giants. | 1.4080 | 0.04531 | 201 | 136 | 48 | 17 |
433 | I traded the family cow for this? | 1.4080 | 0.04420 | 201 | 134 | 52 | 15 |
434 | I thought there'd be fewer distractions when we returned to the office. | 1.4080 | 0.04476 | 201 | 135 | 50 | 16 |
435 | You should have kept the cow, kid. Dairy prices are up, but soybean futures look Grimm. | 1.4080 | 0.04364 | 201 | 133 | 54 | 14 |
436 | Perfect timing Jack; we were just discussing bean futures. | 1.4078 | 0.04400 | 206 | 138 | 52 | 16 |
437 | As you can see, this week's stalks have been on a steady rise. | 1.4059 | 0.04347 | 202 | 134 | 54 | 14 |
438 | Once upon a time, there was privacy in the cloud. | 1.4050 | 0.04318 | 200 | 132 | 55 | 13 |
439 | I long for the old days when it was just Dick Chaney we had to worry about. | 1.4050 | 0.04375 | 200 | 133 | 53 | 14 |
440 | Shirley, I think you have a stalker. | 1.4050 | 0.04259 | 200 | 131 | 57 | 12 |
441 | Stalks are rising. | 1.4050 | 0.04544 | 200 | 136 | 47 | 17 |
442 | Who's idea was it to short magic beans? | 1.4050 | 0.04489 | 200 | 135 | 49 | 16 |
443 | Play it cool, everyone, we’ve got a stalker. | 1.4050 | 0.04489 | 200 | 135 | 49 | 16 |
444 | Well, this is the sort of thing we have to expect being a giant corporation. | 1.4050 | 0.04318 | 200 | 132 | 55 | 13 |
445 | Hi, who just joined? | 1.4050 | 0.04489 | 200 | 135 | 49 | 16 |
446 | Stalks are up. | 1.4050 | 0.04432 | 200 | 134 | 51 | 15 |
447 | Let's ask Jack! He made it to the top and escaped before the crash. | 1.4050 | 0.04432 | 200 | 134 | 51 | 15 |
448 | To reach this level if management, Jack , you’ll have to use the corporate ladder like everyone else. | 1.4050 | 0.04318 | 200 | 132 | 55 | 13 |
449 | Welcome to Amazon, Jack! We're not your grandfather's giant! | 1.4050 | 0.04432 | 200 | 134 | 51 | 15 |
450 | Sorry, you'll need a password | 1.4050 | 0.04489 | 200 | 135 | 49 | 16 |
451 | Gentlemen, bean stocks only go up! | 1.4050 | 0.04318 | 200 | 132 | 55 | 13 |
452 | As you can see, sales of magical beans has never been better. | 1.4050 | 0.04707 | 200 | 139 | 41 | 20 |
453 | As you can see, beans are going through the roof. | 1.4040 | 0.04405 | 198 | 132 | 52 | 14 |
454 | Thanks for the seed money. | 1.4040 | 0.04463 | 198 | 133 | 50 | 15 |
455 | I must remind you that a falling giant would impact us negatively. | 1.4031 | 0.04375 | 196 | 130 | 53 | 13 |
456 | Bean stocks are going up. | 1.4031 | 0.04493 | 196 | 132 | 49 | 15 |
457 | Be careful. That’s Jack the bean counter from corporate. | 1.4031 | 0.04434 | 196 | 131 | 51 | 14 |
458 | In sum, we believe a stalk split would limit upward mobility. | 1.4021 | 0.04787 | 189 | 131 | 40 | 18 |
459 | Do we look like giants? | 1.4010 | 0.04674 | 192 | 132 | 43 | 17 |
460 | Jack was the first to see the cloud as a solution. | 1.4000 | 0.04527 | 190 | 128 | 48 | 14 |
461 | Bean counters! | 1.4000 | 0.04588 | 190 | 129 | 46 | 15 |
462 | We own the patent on the beans so we own the stalk. Now get down. | 1.4000 | 0.04465 | 190 | 127 | 50 | 13 |
463 | As you can see, bean sales are through the roof--excuse me, may we help you? | 1.4000 | 0.04465 | 190 | 127 | 50 | 13 |
464 | Impressive growth, but let's talk about how he can scale it. | 1.4000 | 0.04402 | 190 | 126 | 52 | 12 |
465 | Impressive growth. | 1.4000 | 0.04274 | 190 | 124 | 56 | 10 |
466 | I think of us more as a synergistic conglomerate than a "giant." | 1.4000 | 0.04588 | 190 | 129 | 46 | 15 |
467 | Secure cloud location, my ass! | 1.4000 | 0.04735 | 195 | 136 | 40 | 19 |
468 | Who's the new bean counter? | 1.4000 | 0.04649 | 190 | 130 | 44 | 16 |
469 | I shoulda kept the cow. | 1.4000 | 0.04882 | 190 | 134 | 36 | 20 |
470 | Everyone with magic beans nowadays thinks they can climb the stalk market. | 1.4000 | 0.04767 | 190 | 132 | 40 | 18 |
471 | A paid internship? You’re in fantasy land. | 1.4000 | 0.04402 | 190 | 126 | 52 | 12 |
472 | I knew our data wasn’t safe in the cloud. | 1.4000 | 0.04708 | 190 | 131 | 42 | 17 |
473 | I guess the cloud isn’t as secure as they say. | 1.4000 | 0.04465 | 190 | 127 | 50 | 13 |
474 | Getting to the top wasn’t what we thought it would be, either. | 1.3990 | 0.04355 | 193 | 128 | 53 | 12 |
475 | Oh, I thought they meant a 'stalk' rally. | 1.3990 | 0.04355 | 193 | 128 | 53 | 12 |
476 | You requested cloud backup? | 1.3990 | 0.04417 | 193 | 129 | 51 | 13 |
477 | Looks like we've got a little stalker! | 1.3989 | 0.04682 | 188 | 129 | 43 | 16 |
478 | Jack, you're late... and it's not Casual Friday. | 1.3981 | 0.04368 | 211 | 144 | 50 | 17 |
479 | That's one way to stalk the competition. | 1.3979 | 0.04688 | 191 | 132 | 42 | 17 |
480 | Please use the corporate ladder! | 1.3979 | 0.04384 | 191 | 127 | 52 | 12 |
481 | I still say we should prepare for a giant crash. | 1.3979 | 0.04447 | 191 | 128 | 50 | 13 |
482 | Jack discovers the LL Bean board room. | 1.3979 | 0.04508 | 191 | 129 | 48 | 14 |
483 | Looks like stalks are up this quarter! | 1.3979 | 0.04447 | 191 | 128 | 50 | 13 |
484 | You want to join us? Climb the corporate ladder like everyone else. | 1.3979 | 0.04747 | 191 | 133 | 40 | 18 |
485 | This is what you did with our seed money? Really? | 1.3979 | 0.04569 | 191 | 130 | 46 | 15 |
486 | Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell an excellent quarter one! | 1.3979 | 0.04629 | 191 | 131 | 44 | 16 |
487 | The giant isn't here right now. We're his marketing team. | 1.3979 | 0.04257 | 191 | 125 | 56 | 10 |
488 | Sorry, we're just a corporate giant. | 1.3979 | 0.04447 | 191 | 128 | 50 | 13 |
489 | Good timing, Jack. We were just talking about your new growth strategy. | 1.3968 | 0.04285 | 189 | 124 | 55 | 10 |
490 | Our investment in sprout-ups is about to deliver giant returns | 1.3968 | 0.04478 | 189 | 127 | 49 | 12 |
491 | That must be the new bean-counter | 1.3968 | 0.04285 | 189 | 124 | 55 | 10 |
492 | No, for the big guy, you've got to go all the way to the top. It's just us bean-counters down here. | 1.3968 | 0.04662 | 189 | 130 | 43 | 16 |
493 | And here is a chart that shows us we are all very high right now. | 1.3968 | 0.04602 | 189 | 129 | 45 | 15 |
494 | As you can see, Jack, profits have skyrocketed since we moved to the cloud. | 1.3957 | 0.04572 | 187 | 127 | 46 | 14 |
495 | Huh, so these are the giants of industry... | 1.3957 | 0.04817 | 187 | 131 | 38 | 18 |
496 | We told you in the interview that we were moving to the cloud.... | 1.3957 | 0.04445 | 187 | 125 | 50 | 12 |
497 | Jack, the meeting started at ten! | 1.3957 | 0.04817 | 187 | 131 | 38 | 18 |
498 | It looks like bean stocks are up. | 1.3957 | 0.04380 | 187 | 124 | 52 | 11 |
499 | The meeting you're looking for is on cloud nine | 1.3957 | 0.04509 | 187 | 126 | 48 | 13 |
500 | The giant warned us about him - he's some kind of bean counter. | 1.3957 | 0.04696 | 187 | 129 | 42 | 16 |
501 | Jack discovers "The Cloud", and hopes to trade his father's pig for a laptop and high-speed internet connection. | 1.3957 | 0.04696 | 187 | 129 | 42 | 16 |
502 | Jack is here to tell us why bean futures have outdone dairy | 1.3957 | 0.04572 | 187 | 127 | 46 | 14 |
503 | Magic beans? No, our fairy tale is about bitcoin. | 1.3946 | 0.04410 | 185 | 123 | 51 | 11 |
504 | ‘’No, actually we’re giants of industry.” | 1.3946 | 0.04973 | 185 | 132 | 33 | 20 |
505 | Jack: “I should have kept the cow...” | 1.3946 | 0.04793 | 185 | 129 | 39 | 17 |
506 | Excuse me, Jack. What does that have to do with the price of beans? | 1.3946 | 0.04541 | 185 | 125 | 47 | 13 |
507 | The success of our Cloud platform shows that our competitors don't know Jack. | 1.3946 | 0.04476 | 185 | 124 | 49 | 12 |
508 | Let's take a moment and thank Jack for eliminating our competition. | 1.3946 | 0.04476 | 185 | 124 | 49 | 12 |
509 | Jack has joined us to explain what all this has to do with the price of beans. | 1.3934 | 0.04372 | 183 | 121 | 52 | 10 |
510 | COFFEE beans, Jack! | 1.3934 | 0.04574 | 183 | 124 | 46 | 13 |
511 | As you can see, the stalk market is continuing to rise. | 1.3934 | 0.04639 | 183 | 125 | 44 | 14 |
512 | Jack, we said this was a stock meeting, not a stalk meeting | 1.3934 | 0.04508 | 183 | 123 | 48 | 12 |
513 | Steve, this isn't quite what I imagined when you said we'd be moving things to the cloud. | 1.3929 | 0.04481 | 196 | 134 | 47 | 15 |
514 | He looks like a stalker. | 1.3913 | 0.04682 | 184 | 127 | 42 | 15 |
515 | Bean stocks are climbing. | 1.3913 | 0.04488 | 184 | 124 | 48 | 12 |
516 | I thought you said this cloud platform was secure. | 1.3913 | 0.04619 | 184 | 126 | 44 | 14 |
517 | And our genetically modified beanstalks are completly normal. | 1.3913 | 0.04745 | 184 | 128 | 40 | 16 |
518 | Looks like someone already spilled the beans. | 1.3913 | 0.04421 | 184 | 123 | 50 | 11 |
519 | Ignore him. He thinks all growth is just magic. | 1.3913 | 0.04619 | 184 | 126 | 44 | 14 |
520 | Pay attention this time: three decaf lattes, three flat whites, and one of those strawberry lollipop thingies. | 1.3913 | 0.04745 | 184 | 128 | 40 | 16 |
521 | That’s the kind of growth we’re looking for, Jenkins. | 1.3913 | 0.04354 | 184 | 122 | 52 | 10 |
522 | Hold on, Simmons--it appears we're bein' stalked. | 1.3913 | 0.04144 | 184 | 119 | 58 | 7 |
523 | How can we keep our data safe if we let just ANYBODY onto the cloud? | 1.3911 | 0.04433 | 179 | 119 | 49 | 10 |
524 | I told you he was a stalker! | 1.3911 | 0.04573 | 179 | 121 | 46 | 12 |
525 | Is he stalking us? | 1.3911 | 0.04573 | 179 | 121 | 46 | 12 |
526 | All who smell the blood of an Englishman say, 'Aye.' | 1.3911 | 0.04641 | 179 | 122 | 44 | 13 |
527 | Looks like we picked the right growth stalks this quarter. | 1.3911 | 0.04504 | 179 | 120 | 48 | 11 |
528 | Your cloud storage is full. | 1.3911 | 0.04708 | 179 | 123 | 42 | 14 |
529 | Meet Jack our newest stalk holder. | 1.3901 | 0.04906 | 182 | 129 | 35 | 18 |
530 | Looks like it was a great deal when I I traded the cow. | 1.3901 | 0.04384 | 182 | 121 | 51 | 10 |
531 | Four cold brews, one chai mocha, two matcha lattes, and some of those magic beans. Thanks. | 1.3901 | 0.04717 | 182 | 126 | 41 | 15 |
532 | Sir, I’m afraid we may have a stalker | 1.3889 | 0.04414 | 180 | 120 | 50 | 10 |
533 | See, I told you our stalk was growing. | 1.3889 | 0.04343 | 180 | 119 | 52 | 9 |
534 | thank you for your input Jack, but I think we should take this off-vine | 1.3889 | 0.04620 | 180 | 123 | 44 | 13 |
535 | Say hello to our new bean-counter. | 1.3876 | 0.04586 | 178 | 121 | 45 | 12 |
536 | You need to log on. This is a virtual meeting in the cloud. | 1.3876 | 0.05047 | 178 | 128 | 31 | 19 |
537 | And who's living in a fairy tale? | 1.3876 | 0.04654 | 178 | 122 | 43 | 13 |
538 | Here’s one of our stalk holders now.” | 1.3876 | 0.04445 | 178 | 119 | 49 | 10 |
539 | When Jack realized the REAL golden goose was the apparently limitless capacity of a gullible American public to invest in pyramid schemes. | 1.3876 | 0.04789 | 178 | 124 | 39 | 15 |
540 | You must be the bean-counters. | 1.3876 | 0.04586 | 178 | 121 | 45 | 12 |
541 | We seem to be entering a period of rapid growth. | 1.3876 | 0.04586 | 178 | 121 | 45 | 12 |
542 | To conclude, if you think that bean stocks are on anything but an upward climb, then you don't know Jack. | 1.3876 | 0.04789 | 178 | 124 | 39 | 15 |
543 | We get it Jack, you’re the BRANCH manager, stop taking it so literally and get back to the meeting. | 1.3876 | 0.04586 | 178 | 121 | 45 | 12 |
544 | So ‘Jack and the Bean Counters’? Are we all in consensus then | 1.3876 | 0.04789 | 178 | 124 | 39 | 15 |
545 | Sorry, we have this cumulonimbus booked until 17:30. | 1.3864 | 0.04959 | 176 | 125 | 34 | 17 |
546 | Just what we need: another bean counter. | 1.3864 | 0.04826 | 176 | 123 | 38 | 15 |
547 | So much for our files being safe in the Cloud. | 1.3864 | 0.04826 | 176 | 123 | 38 | 15 |
548 | I bet you weren't expecting a corporate giant! | 1.3864 | 0.04826 | 176 | 123 | 38 | 15 |
549 | And as you will see, the future of enterprise computing is in the Cloud. | 1.3851 | 0.04282 | 174 | 114 | 53 | 7 |
550 | Jack, did I mention that BEAN STOCKS are a rising commodity? | 1.3842 | 0.04528 | 177 | 120 | 46 | 11 |
551 | No, we’re Sales. Returns and Exchanges is further up. | 1.3842 | 0.04803 | 177 | 124 | 38 | 15 |
552 | Look who's stalking us now! | 1.3842 | 0.04457 | 177 | 119 | 48 | 10 |
553 | Dammit! I thought we were safe from shareholders here. | 1.3842 | 0.04457 | 177 | 119 | 48 | 10 |
554 | Man. I’d really like that cow back. | 1.3842 | 0.04599 | 177 | 121 | 44 | 12 |
555 | There's nothing left to steal, Jack- we've foreclosed on the giant's castle and we're selling his assets. | 1.3842 | 0.04870 | 177 | 125 | 36 | 16 |
556 | We spent millions on penetration test, set up all our systems on the cloud and we get hacked by a kid with a handful of magic beans! | 1.3837 | 0.04689 | 172 | 118 | 42 | 12 |
557 | To conclude, fee-fi-fo-fum -- if next quarter is like this one, this company is done. | 1.3837 | 0.04902 | 172 | 121 | 36 | 15 |
558 | The fuck you lookin’ at, Bean Boy? | 1.3837 | 0.05039 | 172 | 123 | 32 | 17 |
559 | I say, hey you! Get off of my cloud. | 1.3837 | 0.04616 | 172 | 117 | 44 | 11 |
560 | Jack then realizes that he should have waited until stalks were higher before trading the family cow. | 1.3837 | 0.04761 | 172 | 119 | 40 | 13 |
561 | Sorry Jack, the giant sold his business to Amazon. But you can order your Golden Hens for delivery in 2 days. | 1.3829 | 0.04633 | 175 | 120 | 43 | 12 |
562 | I thought cloud computing was supposed to be secure. | 1.3824 | 0.04651 | 170 | 116 | 43 | 11 |
563 | The stalk may be climbing higher, but there could be giant repercussions. | 1.3824 | 0.04870 | 170 | 119 | 37 | 14 |
564 | Didn't we move to the Cloud to get RID of that stalker? | 1.3818 | 0.04823 | 165 | 114 | 39 | 12 |
565 | Great, now we have to reset the quarantine clock. | 1.3815 | 0.04879 | 173 | 122 | 36 | 15 |
566 | And if you believe this...I have some magic beans to sell you | 1.3815 | 0.04370 | 173 | 115 | 50 | 8 |
567 | And now our new chief growth officer will discuss revenue. Jack.. | 1.3810 | 0.04452 | 168 | 112 | 48 | 8 |
568 | Our cloud security protects us from lots of acronyms but apparently not GMOs. | 1.3810 | 0.04836 | 168 | 116 | 38 | 13 |
569 | Well done Jack. People, that’s the growth initiative I’m talking about. | 1.3807 | 0.04321 | 176 | 117 | 51 | 8 |
570 | Again, Jack? I said six lattes and one decaf. | 1.3807 | 0.04750 | 176 | 123 | 39 | 14 |
571 | Our systems are impervious to spoofing, phishing, trojan horses, and spearphishing. It's beanstalk penetration that has me worried. | 1.3807 | 0.04681 | 176 | 122 | 41 | 13 |
572 | Are you bean counters, too? | 1.3801 | 0.04629 | 171 | 117 | 43 | 11 |
573 | Wow! I can see Russia from here, | 1.3795 | 0.05022 | 166 | 118 | 33 | 15 |
574 | Apparently the bottom line amounts to a hill of beans." | 1.3795 | 0.04485 | 166 | 111 | 47 | 8 |
575 | Didn't you get the Zoom link? | 1.3795 | 0.05095 | 166 | 119 | 31 | 16 |
576 | It was at that moment Jack finally understood what true treasure was: actionable data. | 1.3795 | 0.04875 | 166 | 116 | 37 | 13 |
577 | Sorry I’m late - I couldn’t find the zoom link | 1.3795 | 0.04485 | 166 | 111 | 47 | 8 |
578 | Jack knew his dream was cliche, but at least it wasn't as impossible as the boomers neverending growth fantasy. | 1.3795 | 0.04723 | 166 | 114 | 41 | 11 |
579 | Fee-fi-fo-fum. I smell regulatory interference. | 1.3787 | 0.04664 | 169 | 116 | 42 | 11 |
580 | Love the enthusiasm for bean stocks, Jack, but a PowerPoint would’ve done the trick. | 1.3787 | 0.04813 | 169 | 118 | 38 | 13 |
581 | If you think that's how to get to the top, you don't know jack. | 1.3787 | 0.04664 | 169 | 116 | 42 | 11 |
582 | Turns out the real giant is corporate America. | 1.3787 | 0.04664 | 169 | 116 | 42 | 11 |
583 | No, this is Cloud 12. Cloud 9 is just to the south. | 1.3787 | 0.04588 | 169 | 115 | 44 | 10 |
584 | Increased profits have accompanied reducing our “Fees” outsourcing our “Fies” and a hostile takeover of our “Foes”. | 1.3787 | 0.04885 | 169 | 119 | 36 | 14 |
585 | Please stop calling our stock options ‘magic beans’. | 1.3787 | 0.04813 | 169 | 118 | 38 | 13 |
586 | No, this is the data cloud. Corporate giants are further up. | 1.3787 | 0.04739 | 169 | 117 | 40 | 12 |
587 | Upon climbing the beanstalk, Jack was disillusioned to discover that The Giant was none other than a corporation. And they indeed were people, too. | 1.3787 | 0.04813 | 169 | 118 | 38 | 13 |
588 | Well, Johnson, your projections have us in the land of fairy tales again. | 1.3787 | 0.04664 | 169 | 116 | 42 | 11 |
589 | Ever since he caught COVID, our head of security can't smell the blood of an English man. | 1.3779 | 0.04824 | 172 | 121 | 37 | 14 |
590 | There he is- the little sonofabitch who shook up the bean market. | 1.3779 | 0.04894 | 172 | 122 | 35 | 15 |
591 | Jack ruined the meeting when he noticed the graph was upside down | 1.3779 | 0.05230 | 172 | 127 | 25 | 20 |
592 | Yes Jack, we're holding our meetings in the cloud until the vaccine is available. | 1.3779 | 0.04607 | 172 | 118 | 43 | 11 |
593 | Wrong cloud Jack, we’re a corporate giant. | 1.3779 | 0.04607 | 172 | 118 | 43 | 11 |
594 | Jack, didn’t you know? Amazon acquired the rights to all fairy tales | 1.3779 | 0.04753 | 172 | 120 | 39 | 13 |
595 | Someone told me I could find some bean-counters up here. | 1.3779 | 0.04457 | 172 | 116 | 47 | 9 |
596 | And now we'll hear from our founder and CEO about his magic beans. | 1.3779 | 0.04894 | 172 | 122 | 35 | 15 |
597 | Jack, when the board said “Grow the business”, that’s not what we meant... | 1.3779 | 0.04681 | 172 | 119 | 41 | 12 |
598 | I think you misinterpreted what I said, this meeting's only for "stock" holders. | 1.3779 | 0.04607 | 172 | 118 | 43 | 11 |
599 | Hey kid, never saw a cloud-based meeting before? | 1.3779 | 0.04681 | 172 | 119 | 41 | 12 |
600 | I climbed all the way up here for this? | 1.3779 | 0.04681 | 172 | 119 | 41 | 12 |
601 | No, that’s on the next floor. | 1.3779 | 0.04753 | 172 | 120 | 39 | 13 |
602 | Magic Beans are up. | 1.3772 | 0.04622 | 167 | 114 | 43 | 10 |
603 | We don't beleive in magic beans. Our platform is cloud-based. | 1.3772 | 0.04925 | 167 | 118 | 35 | 14 |
604 | Getting that cow has really turned things around! | 1.3772 | 0.04622 | 167 | 114 | 43 | 10 |
605 | I thought you said Zoom cloud meetings were private, Barry. | 1.3758 | 0.05257 | 149 | 106 | 30 | 13 |
606 | I’m sorry Gary, I just think we’re too focused on the golden eggs while completely overlooking the value of the beans. | 1.3758 | 0.04413 | 165 | 110 | 48 | 7 |
607 | As you can see here, our fees went up, however fi, fo and fum went down last quarter. | 1.3758 | 0.04578 | 165 | 112 | 44 | 9 |
608 | Sorry Jack, that's not the type of exponential growth we're looking for. | 1.3758 | 0.04329 | 165 | 109 | 50 | 6 |
609 | Excuse me! We have the room for 7 more minutes. | 1.3758 | 0.04814 | 165 | 115 | 38 | 12 |
610 | Everyone's moving to the cloud, it seems. | 1.3758 | 0.04413 | 165 | 110 | 48 | 7 |
611 | We may be giants in cloud computing, Wainwright, but I fear short investors are stalking us. | 1.3758 | 0.04496 | 165 | 111 | 46 | 8 |
612 | Jack witnessed an iCloud meeting, long before Apple became a giant! | 1.3758 | 0.04658 | 165 | 113 | 42 | 10 |
613 | And as you can see our profits are rising like Jack and the proverbial...hey! | 1.3758 | 0.04658 | 165 | 113 | 42 | 10 |
614 | Cover your notes, please. It looks like we're being stalked. | 1.3750 | 0.04753 | 168 | 117 | 39 | 12 |
615 | We have the room till 2. | 1.3750 | 0.04900 | 168 | 119 | 35 | 14 |
616 | You forgot the donuts ! | 1.3742 | 0.04271 | 163 | 107 | 51 | 5 |
617 | Phillips, why don't you let Jack take over, he built this project from the ground up. | 1.3742 | 0.04271 | 163 | 107 | 51 | 5 |
618 | Clearly, stalks are rising. | 1.3742 | 0.04694 | 163 | 112 | 41 | 10 |
619 | Sorry, restrooms are employee-only. | 1.3742 | 0.05155 | 163 | 118 | 29 | 16 |
620 | Sorry, we already beat you to the goose that laid the golden egg. | 1.3742 | 0.04694 | 163 | 112 | 41 | 10 |
621 | Giant? No, We’re more of a jolly green conglomerate | 1.3742 | 0.05081 | 163 | 117 | 31 | 15 |
622 | I smell the blood of an intern. | 1.3735 | 0.04713 | 166 | 115 | 40 | 11 |
623 | Even if those beans are magical, please remember that past performance may not be indicative of future results. | 1.3735 | 0.04475 | 166 | 112 | 46 | 8 |
624 | Jack visits the land of the corporate giants. | 1.3735 | 0.04866 | 166 | 117 | 36 | 13 |
625 | Someone call security . We're being stalked. | 1.3735 | 0.04635 | 166 | 114 | 42 | 10 |
626 | The golden goose, was in fact, insider information. | 1.3735 | 0.04556 | 166 | 113 | 44 | 9 |
627 | Jack would soon realize that the beans were actually trademarked and licensed by a multilevel marketing empire. | 1.3735 | 0.04940 | 166 | 118 | 34 | 14 |
628 | What? No masks? | 1.3727 | 0.05199 | 161 | 117 | 28 | 16 |
629 | Now THERE'S a growth opportunity! | 1.3727 | 0.04477 | 161 | 108 | 46 | 7 |
630 | Thank God, the Bean Counters, have arrived | 1.3727 | 0.04648 | 161 | 110 | 42 | 9 |
631 | What do you mean our growth models are a fairytale? | 1.3727 | 0.04892 | 161 | 113 | 36 | 12 |
632 | Ok - now you have to sign a NDA | 1.3727 | 0.04563 | 161 | 109 | 44 | 8 |
633 | Corporate downsized the giants. | 1.3727 | 0.04730 | 161 | 111 | 40 | 10 |
634 | Ah ha, I see our beans for cows program is working! | 1.3727 | 0.04812 | 161 | 112 | 38 | 11 |
635 | AH! The Cable guy finally got here. | 1.3727 | 0.05048 | 161 | 115 | 32 | 14 |
636 | No, we don’t have golden eggs—only golden parachutes. | 1.3727 | 0.04209 | 161 | 105 | 52 | 4 |
637 | What did you think cloud computing was? | 1.3720 | 0.04670 | 164 | 112 | 41 | 10 |
638 | We'll get more blood of Englishman, but how do we monetize it? | 1.3720 | 0.04905 | 164 | 116 | 35 | 13 |
639 | Jack had always wondered about cloud computing | 1.3720 | 0.04590 | 164 | 112 | 43 | 9 |
640 | The giant was sort of a PR nightmare for us | 1.3713 | 0.04842 | 167 | 118 | 36 | 13 |
641 | Stalk growth and growth stocks are two completely different things. | 1.3711 | 0.04768 | 159 | 110 | 39 | 10 |
642 | Well,no. "In the cloud" is not a metaphor. | 1.3711 | 0.04510 | 159 | 107 | 45 | 7 |
643 | Yes, we are the big, bad, corporate giant. | 1.3711 | 0.04768 | 159 | 110 | 39 | 10 |
644 | The fat giant? He’s playing golf. | 1.3711 | 0.05091 | 159 | 114 | 31 | 14 |
645 | We'll have three flat whites, two cappuccinos, a cold brew, and a frappé. | 1.3711 | 0.04851 | 159 | 111 | 37 | 11 |
646 | How else was I going to move up after you removed the corporate ladder? | 1.3711 | 0.04768 | 159 | 110 | 39 | 10 |
647 | We're industry giants. | 1.3711 | 0.04510 | 159 | 107 | 45 | 7 |
648 | We're a large corporation. I wouldn't say giant. | 1.3711 | 0.04684 | 159 | 109 | 41 | 9 |
649 | Sorry I’m late, I thought it was supposed to be a zoom meeting. | 1.3711 | 0.04932 | 159 | 112 | 35 | 12 |
650 | Sorry - you need a password to enter this cloud storage meeting | 1.3711 | 0.04768 | 159 | 110 | 39 | 10 |
651 | Clearly this will only amount to a hill of beans. | 1.3711 | 0.04684 | 159 | 109 | 41 | 9 |
652 | This isn’t what I expected when you said this meeting was on the cloud” | 1.3711 | 0.04768 | 159 | 110 | 39 | 10 |
653 | Sales of magic beans recorded exponential growth this quarter. | 1.3711 | 0.04932 | 159 | 112 | 35 | 12 |
654 | Ah, just in time for his report on Bean Futures. | 1.3711 | 0.04768 | 159 | 110 | 39 | 10 |
655 | Well it seems stalks are high this quarter... | 1.3711 | 0.04598 | 159 | 108 | 43 | 8 |
656 | They told me to take it up to corporate | 1.3711 | 0.04598 | 159 | 108 | 43 | 8 |
657 | Just checking on how my bean stock is doing | 1.3711 | 0.04932 | 159 | 112 | 35 | 12 |
658 | And now here's Jack, to tell us about the stalk market. | 1.3711 | 0.04510 | 159 | 107 | 45 | 7 |
659 | I thought you said the cloud was safe. | 1.3711 | 0.04684 | 159 | 109 | 41 | 9 |
660 | I think you’re at the wrong cloud. | 1.3711 | 0.04510 | 159 | 107 | 45 | 7 |
661 | You keep the seed money. We keep the cash cow. | 1.3711 | 0.04684 | 159 | 109 | 41 | 9 |
662 | Damn, high up on Cloud Nine and they are still holding meetings that could’ve been an email. | 1.3711 | 0.04768 | 159 | 110 | 39 | 10 |
663 | Some of you may not know Jack. | 1.3704 | 0.04541 | 162 | 110 | 44 | 8 |
664 | that’s one cortado, one dry decaf cappuccino, 2 black coffees, 2 lattes, and an oat milk latte for me. you can remind that twirly barista that a latte and a cappuccino are not the same thing. If anything is cold when you get back up here, I’ll push you off this cloud and have you replaced before you hit the ground. Oh, and grab a quiche from the bakery across the street as well. | 1.3697 | 0.05245 | 165 | 122 | 25 | 18 |
665 | Fee and Fi are doing great. We need more Fum. | 1.3694 | 0.04720 | 157 | 108 | 40 | 9 |
666 | Sorry, kid. But if we had a golden goose, we wouldn’t be worrying about these fourth-quarter growth projections. | 1.3694 | 0.04544 | 157 | 106 | 44 | 7 |
667 | Republican business meeting in mask free heaven. | 1.3694 | 0.05055 | 157 | 112 | 32 | 13 |
668 | This is when Jack suddenly realized the "giant" was merely cover for corporate greed | 1.3687 | 0.04309 | 160 | 106 | 49 | 5 |
669 | Our new CEO has a track record of achieving unlimited growth with meager resources. | 1.3677 | 0.04579 | 155 | 105 | 43 | 7 |
670 | What did you think 'stored in the cloud' meant? | 1.3677 | 0.04845 | 155 | 108 | 37 | 10 |
671 | Well, now, there's a kid with giant ambitions. | 1.3677 | 0.04758 | 155 | 107 | 39 | 9 |
672 | I know everybody says to invest in the cloud, but I think beans still have room to grow. | 1.3677 | 0.04579 | 155 | 105 | 43 | 7 |
673 | Call IT - our cloud has been compromised. | 1.3677 | 0.04392 | 155 | 103 | 47 | 5 |
674 | I'm sorry, Jack. The data suggests you'r only half way there. | 1.3677 | 0.04845 | 155 | 108 | 37 | 10 |
675 | He stalks us even when we upload the meeting to the Cloud. | 1.3675 | 0.04856 | 166 | 118 | 35 | 13 |
676 | I smell the blood of a corporate spy. | 1.3675 | 0.04703 | 166 | 116 | 39 | 11 |
677 | No Jack, I know you're only an intern and you're a hard worker, but that's not the sort of stock growth we're interested in here. | 1.3675 | 0.04856 | 166 | 118 | 35 | 13 |
678 | ...yup, and it looks like he forgot the bagels again. | 1.3675 | 0.04703 | 166 | 116 | 39 | 11 |
679 | Haven’t you ever seen a corporate giant? | 1.3675 | 0.04382 | 166 | 112 | 47 | 7 |
680 | 'If you're heading up there, can you tell him to turn down his goose?' | 1.3671 | 0.04865 | 158 | 111 | 36 | 11 |
681 | Hey, hey... You, you... Get off of my cloud! | 1.3671 | 0.05107 | 158 | 114 | 30 | 14 |
682 | The ticker symbol is FoFum and it likely will split soon | 1.3671 | 0.04696 | 158 | 109 | 40 | 9 |
683 | The real magic is compound interest young man. | 1.3671 | 0.04947 | 158 | 112 | 34 | 12 |
684 | We are bean counters, who are you? | 1.3671 | 0.04696 | 158 | 109 | 40 | 9 |
685 | Grind his bones? Or invite him to invest? | 1.3671 | 0.04696 | 158 | 109 | 40 | 9 |
686 | For those who don't know Jack. . . . | 1.3671 | 0.04947 | 158 | 112 | 34 | 12 |
687 | Is this where everything I sent to the cloud went? | 1.3671 | 0.04781 | 158 | 110 | 38 | 10 |
688 | Like I keep saying, these meetings "in the cloud" are not secure. | 1.3671 | 0.04865 | 158 | 111 | 36 | 11 |
689 | Jack sensed that this was not a fairy tale ending. | 1.3671 | 0.04696 | 158 | 109 | 40 | 9 |
690 | Jack checks the performance of his Bean Stock. | 1.3671 | 0.04947 | 158 | 112 | 34 | 12 |
691 | Excuse, me. We have this room booked until 3. | 1.3671 | 0.04610 | 158 | 108 | 42 | 8 |
692 | Fee high, low sum... | 1.3671 | 0.04947 | 158 | 112 | 34 | 12 |
693 | I told you working remotely wouldn't prevent corporate espionage. | 1.3671 | 0.04781 | 158 | 110 | 38 | 10 |
694 | You said, Braxton, and I quote, "up here we can't possibly be hacked!" | 1.3671 | 0.04781 | 158 | 110 | 38 | 10 |
695 | As I said, most of our growth has been organic. | 1.3671 | 0.05028 | 158 | 113 | 32 | 13 |
696 | Wrong beanstalk Jack. | 1.3671 | 0.04696 | 158 | 109 | 40 | 9 |
697 | Sorry Jack, we’ve got the room booked until 3 | 1.3671 | 0.04610 | 158 | 108 | 42 | 8 |
698 | It just keeps going up, Jack. | 1.3660 | 0.04614 | 153 | 104 | 42 | 7 |
699 | HR got rid of the giant. He was a PR nightmare. | 1.3660 | 0.04706 | 153 | 105 | 40 | 8 |
700 | Shhh. That stalker is back. | 1.3660 | 0.04706 | 153 | 105 | 40 | 8 |
701 | We have a giant problem. | 1.3660 | 0.04796 | 153 | 106 | 38 | 9 |
702 | Jack and the bean-stocks meeting | 1.3660 | 0.04224 | 153 | 100 | 50 | 3 |
703 | Can we factor out the cows? And just, you know, offer beans for the blood of an Englishman? | 1.3660 | 0.04885 | 153 | 107 | 36 | 10 |
704 | Oh, sorry. Wrong cloud! | 1.3660 | 0.04885 | 153 | 107 | 36 | 10 |
705 | We got tired of Zoom. | 1.3660 | 0.04796 | 153 | 106 | 38 | 9 |
706 | Only a matter of time before all business is being done in the cloud. | 1.3660 | 0.05058 | 153 | 109 | 32 | 12 |
707 | This is morbidities. Commodities is one cloud up. | 1.3654 | 0.05071 | 156 | 112 | 31 | 13 |
708 | You’re all smaller than I was expecting. | 1.3654 | 0.04905 | 156 | 110 | 35 | 11 |
709 | Jack, perfect timing. We just started discussing the advantages of Miracle Grow. | 1.3654 | 0.05152 | 156 | 113 | 29 | 14 |
710 | Well, I see we have another corporate climber! | 1.3654 | 0.04555 | 156 | 106 | 43 | 7 |
711 | Are you from the home office? | 1.3654 | 0.04645 | 156 | 107 | 41 | 8 |
712 | So this is where my zoom recordings go when I save them to the cloud! | 1.3654 | 0.04733 | 156 | 108 | 39 | 9 |
713 | This is the Amazon board meeting. The Tesla board is meeting on cloud 9.” | 1.3654 | 0.04645 | 156 | 107 | 41 | 8 |
714 | I see we may have been too pessimistic in our beanstalk growth projection. | 1.3654 | 0.04733 | 156 | 108 | 39 | 9 |
715 | If you mean giant corporation, then you're in the right place. | 1.3654 | 0.04905 | 156 | 110 | 35 | 11 |
716 | Hey, I was told the cloud is secure. | 1.3654 | 0.04733 | 156 | 108 | 39 | 9 |
717 | No, this is the Giant Conglomerate. The guy you're looking for is two clouds over. | 1.3648 | 0.04672 | 159 | 110 | 40 | 9 |
718 | Hang in there, Jack. 2021 is coming. | 1.3648 | 0.04921 | 159 | 113 | 34 | 12 |
719 | Sorry, we're not interested in organic growth. | 1.3648 | 0.04672 | 159 | 110 | 40 | 9 |
720 | I’m sorry, but the Golden Goose got a Golden Parachute | 1.3648 | 0.05158 | 159 | 116 | 28 | 15 |
721 | On his way up what he thought was the corporate ladder, Jack discovers the true essence of capitalism. | 1.3648 | 0.04840 | 159 | 112 | 36 | 11 |
722 | Crop growth is exceeding projections this quarter. | 1.3648 | 0.04840 | 159 | 112 | 36 | 11 |
723 | Here comes our new bean counter now. | 1.3648 | 0.04586 | 159 | 109 | 42 | 8 |
724 | I see our guest speaker has arrived to discuss magic bean futures. | 1.3648 | 0.04586 | 159 | 109 | 42 | 8 |
725 | Well, we're considered a giant in our field! | 1.3648 | 0.04672 | 159 | 110 | 40 | 9 |
726 | Well, so much for cloud-based security. | 1.3648 | 0.04499 | 159 | 108 | 44 | 7 |
727 | Keep climbing kid, the giant is one cloud up | 1.3648 | 0.04921 | 159 | 113 | 34 | 12 |
728 | The golden goose sits with the management, top floor. | 1.3648 | 0.04840 | 159 | 112 | 36 | 11 |
729 | This is not a good time to sell your cow. | 1.3648 | 0.04921 | 159 | 113 | 34 | 12 |
730 | Not now, Jack! | 1.3648 | 0.04757 | 159 | 111 | 38 | 10 |
731 | Sorry Jack, the giant took a leverage buyout and retired to Boca. | 1.3648 | 0.04840 | 159 | 112 | 36 | 11 |
732 | I thought you updated our spyware, Wilkins. | 1.3648 | 0.04499 | 159 | 108 | 44 | 7 |
733 | Nice you could join us, Jack. Let me guess, you made another ‘deal’? | 1.3648 | 0.05002 | 159 | 114 | 32 | 13 |
734 | We are very bullish on Bean Stalk futures, barring a fee-fi-fo-fum event. | 1.3642 | 0.04926 | 151 | 106 | 35 | 10 |
735 | No we're the bean counters. The giants are upstairs. | 1.3636 | 0.05031 | 154 | 110 | 32 | 12 |
736 | Cash Cows? You don't know beans about cash cows, Jack. | 1.3636 | 0.04859 | 154 | 108 | 36 | 10 |
737 | If you would've asked for a bean counter early on, the business would still be on solid ground. | 1.3636 | 0.04946 | 154 | 109 | 34 | 11 |
738 | Sure, I guess you could say we're a corporate giant. | 1.3636 | 0.04681 | 154 | 106 | 40 | 8 |
739 | Our handful of beans for a cow promotion is working surprisingly well! | 1.3636 | 0.04590 | 154 | 105 | 42 | 7 |
740 | The merger didn't go through. We'll need the cow back. | 1.3636 | 0.04681 | 154 | 106 | 40 | 8 |
741 | Tell the downstairs office to get an ax | 1.3636 | 0.04681 | 154 | 106 | 40 | 8 |
742 | As you can see, interest in bean futures is climbing. | 1.3636 | 0.04681 | 154 | 106 | 40 | 8 |
743 | I know. I look smaller in real life. | 1.3636 | 0.04590 | 154 | 105 | 42 | 7 |
744 | I was told this is where the bean counters meet. | 1.3636 | 0.04859 | 154 | 108 | 36 | 10 |
745 | I knew this budget meeting was a fantasy. | 1.3636 | 0.05031 | 154 | 110 | 32 | 12 |
746 | That Zoom background is a bit much, Jack. | 1.3636 | 0.04590 | 154 | 105 | 42 | 7 |
747 | You’re all full of beans at the stalk brokers conference today! | 1.3636 | 0.04771 | 154 | 107 | 38 | 9 |
748 | No, no, I said more bean STOCKS. | 1.3636 | 0.04946 | 154 | 109 | 34 | 11 |
749 | Why doesn't anyone ever pay attention when I'm talking? | 1.3631 | 0.04580 | 168 | 117 | 41 | 10 |
750 | I propose to grind his bones to make our bread. | 1.3631 | 0.04532 | 157 | 107 | 43 | 7 |
751 | Before we climb down, would anyone like to pee off the edge one last time?" | 1.3631 | 0.04962 | 157 | 112 | 33 | 12 |
752 | In the news, Jack was arrested yesterday for hacking beans futures information of Giant Corp, stored on the corporate cloud. | 1.3631 | 0.04795 | 157 | 110 | 37 | 10 |
753 | These are some of the people who thought the virus was under control, Jack! | 1.3631 | 0.04709 | 157 | 109 | 39 | 9 |
754 | Don’t stare...that’s the CEO’s son. | 1.3631 | 0.05044 | 157 | 113 | 31 | 13 |
755 | As you can see, magical thinking has served us well this year. | 1.3631 | 0.04621 | 157 | 108 | 41 | 8 |
756 | In view of this development, maybe we should revisit the decision to lay off the giant. | 1.3624 | 0.04589 | 149 | 101 | 42 | 6 |
757 | It was at that moment that Jack realized a golden parachute was preferable to any goose. | 1.3624 | 0.04782 | 149 | 103 | 38 | 8 |
758 | Back to work, Jack, we're in a high level meeting! | 1.3624 | 0.04876 | 149 | 104 | 36 | 9 |
759 | Fee-fi-fo-fum! I smell a risk to net income. | 1.3624 | 0.05321 | 149 | 109 | 26 | 14 |
760 | This is Three-Five-Four. Fee-Fi-Fo is one cloud up | 1.3624 | 0.04782 | 149 | 103 | 38 | 8 |
761 | I wonder what he did to get that kind of growth. | 1.3624 | 0.04968 | 149 | 105 | 34 | 10 |
762 | Free-WiFi-Fo-Fum | 1.3624 | 0.04589 | 149 | 101 | 42 | 6 |
763 | I’m afraid the Giant was downsized. | 1.3624 | 0.04782 | 149 | 103 | 38 | 8 |
764 | Jack stalking the bean counters | 1.3624 | 0.05235 | 149 | 108 | 28 | 13 |
765 | Good news, Jack. Our magic beans sales are going through the roof! | 1.3624 | 0.04589 | 149 | 101 | 42 | 6 |
766 | As this chart shows, our business is growing like a... someone help me think of the right word. | 1.3624 | 0.05059 | 149 | 106 | 32 | 11 |
767 | Apparently keeping our data in the cloud isn't as secure as we thought. | 1.3624 | 0.04876 | 149 | 104 | 36 | 9 |
768 | The projection for his return on the magic beans is quite positive, barring a giant problem. | 1.3624 | 0.05059 | 149 | 106 | 32 | 11 |
769 | Jack, I'm afraid the cow for seeds deal has put you in rather a bad light. | 1.3624 | 0.05059 | 149 | 106 | 32 | 11 |
770 | I assume you’re looking for a golden parachute? | 1.3624 | 0.04386 | 149 | 99 | 46 | 4 |
771 | We're marketing. The bean-counters are one floor up." | 1.3624 | 0.04782 | 149 | 103 | 38 | 8 |
772 | It was at that moment that Jack realized how to monetize his magic beans. | 1.3624 | 0.04968 | 149 | 105 | 34 | 10 |
773 | Jack discovers the Genesis of the dark web. | 1.3624 | 0.04589 | 149 | 101 | 42 | 6 |
774 | Jack, once again, you are late. | 1.3624 | 0.04782 | 149 | 103 | 38 | 8 |
775 | Spotting the golden egos. | 1.3624 | 0.04968 | 149 | 105 | 34 | 10 |
776 | Jack here will be our guest speaker today. He'll be discussing trade deals. | 1.3624 | 0.05059 | 149 | 106 | 32 | 11 |
777 | Jack and the bean stock holders | 1.3624 | 0.04782 | 149 | 103 | 38 | 8 |
778 | Sorry sir, we no longer provide seed funding | 1.3624 | 0.04782 | 149 | 103 | 38 | 8 |
779 | No, the big guy is one cloud up. | 1.3624 | 0.04686 | 149 | 102 | 40 | 7 |
780 | Look Jack! Your Magic Bean stock is experiencing strong momentum. | 1.3624 | 0.04686 | 149 | 102 | 40 | 7 |
781 | Jack, for God's sake, we reserved this space a week ago. | 1.3624 | 0.04589 | 149 | 101 | 42 | 6 |
782 | You were supposed to take the corporate ladder. | 1.3624 | 0.05059 | 149 | 106 | 32 | 11 |
783 | As you can see, with the market stabilizing, bean stalks are on the rise again. | 1.3624 | 0.04589 | 149 | 101 | 42 | 6 |
784 | Is our cloud security configured to prevent any unauthorized access? " | 1.3624 | 0.04686 | 149 | 102 | 40 | 7 |
785 | Our daycare just couldn't handle him. | 1.3624 | 0.04876 | 149 | 104 | 36 | 9 |
786 | We appreciate the interest but succeeding here is more than just picking high performance stalks. | 1.3624 | 0.04782 | 149 | 103 | 38 | 8 |
787 | The Giant sold his cloud to WeWork. | 1.3624 | 0.05321 | 149 | 109 | 26 | 14 |
788 | Don’t worry about Jack. We gave him a golden parachute. | 1.3624 | 0.05147 | 149 | 107 | 30 | 12 |
789 | Corporate giants are all that live up here now, Jack. | 1.3624 | 0.04968 | 149 | 105 | 34 | 10 |
790 | It’s not casual Friday Jack, put on a damn suit | 1.3624 | 0.04686 | 149 | 102 | 40 | 7 |
791 | And at that moment, Jack realized that all work and no play would make him a dull, dull boy. | 1.3624 | 0.04782 | 149 | 103 | 38 | 8 |
792 | Jack, you were supposed to Zoom in. | 1.3605 | 0.04821 | 147 | 102 | 37 | 8 |
793 | Despite impressive magic bean growth, giant problems are anticipated. | 1.3605 | 0.04917 | 147 | 103 | 35 | 9 |
794 | Fee-fi-fo-fired. | 1.3605 | 0.04724 | 147 | 101 | 39 | 7 |
795 | He breached cloud security. | 1.3605 | 0.04917 | 147 | 103 | 35 | 9 |
796 | I don't think you know Jack. | 1.3605 | 0.05103 | 147 | 105 | 31 | 11 |
797 | I think I need to stop microdosing. | 1.3605 | 0.05103 | 147 | 105 | 31 | 11 |
798 | Fee Fi Fo Fum. I smell a bonus of a massive sum. | 1.3605 | 0.04917 | 147 | 103 | 35 | 9 |
799 | ...And that was the day Jack learned that the real evil giant was capitalism. | 1.3605 | 0.05103 | 147 | 105 | 31 | 11 |
800 | Hey, these ARE cool beans. | 1.3605 | 0.04821 | 147 | 102 | 37 | 8 |
801 | We're aiming for similar stock growth. | 1.3600 | 0.04849 | 150 | 105 | 36 | 9 |
802 | Hit the road, Jack! | 1.3600 | 0.04756 | 150 | 104 | 38 | 8 |
803 | I see you've heard about our unparalleled growth opportunity. | 1.3600 | 0.04941 | 150 | 106 | 34 | 10 |
804 | I'll take cows over bitcoin any day | 1.3600 | 0.04661 | 150 | 103 | 40 | 7 |
805 | Welcome to the annual bean counter meeting. | 1.3600 | 0.04756 | 150 | 104 | 38 | 8 |
806 | Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell someone who’s not in our algorithm | 1.3600 | 0.04756 | 150 | 104 | 38 | 8 |
807 | Who needs magic beans when you've got statistics? | 1.3581 | 0.05074 | 148 | 106 | 31 | 11 |
808 | Bean STOCKS, Jack. | 1.3562 | 0.04835 | 146 | 102 | 36 | 8 |
809 | Hi, Jack. We’re the bean counters. | 1.3562 | 0.04635 | 146 | 100 | 40 | 6 |
810 | Don't let me disturb you. I'm working my way to the top. | 1.3562 | 0.05119 | 146 | 105 | 30 | 11 |
811 | Somehow this is even scarier than the giant. | 1.3562 | 0.05211 | 146 | 106 | 28 | 12 |
812 | For the last time, we're analyzing STOCKS. | 1.3562 | 0.04736 | 146 | 101 | 38 | 7 |
813 | We're considered giants in our respective field. | 1.3562 | 0.04635 | 146 | 100 | 40 | 6 |
814 | Wouldn't Zoom be so much easier than meeting like this? | 1.3562 | 0.05026 | 146 | 104 | 32 | 10 |
815 | Stalks are up this quarter. | 1.3562 | 0.05026 | 146 | 104 | 32 | 10 |
816 | We do need a bean counter. | 1.3562 | 0.04635 | 146 | 100 | 40 | 6 |
817 | To bring the investor's viewpoint to our meeting, I have invited a stalkholder. | 1.3562 | 0.05026 | 146 | 104 | 32 | 10 |
818 | Not to worry. Here’s a copy of the NDA he signed when he bought the beans. | 1.3562 | 0.04835 | 146 | 102 | 36 | 8 |
819 | Oh, him? He is our new bean-counter. | 1.3562 | 0.05026 | 146 | 104 | 32 | 10 |
820 | If you're looking for the giant, he was downsized | 1.3562 | 0.04835 | 146 | 102 | 36 | 8 |
821 | That's the moment Jack realized that his future was tied to bean futures. | 1.3562 | 0.05026 | 146 | 104 | 32 | 10 |
822 | Dante had it upside down | 1.3562 | 0.04635 | 146 | 100 | 40 | 6 |
823 | Damn. I should have kept the cow. | 1.3562 | 0.05389 | 146 | 108 | 24 | 14 |
824 | Can we agree that we smell the blood of an Englishman and that the unit price is trending up? | 1.3562 | 0.05119 | 146 | 105 | 30 | 11 |
825 | Get lost, Jack. You don’t know beans about stocks. | 1.3562 | 0.04835 | 146 | 102 | 36 | 8 |
826 | I'm up high, but this sure looks like hell. | 1.3562 | 0.04835 | 146 | 102 | 36 | 8 |
827 | We're subletting from the Giant while he's on vacation. | 1.3562 | 0.04835 | 146 | 102 | 36 | 8 |
828 | Good thing I’m a stalk holder! | 1.3562 | 0.05119 | 146 | 105 | 30 | 11 |
829 | Now if you 'll look to the left, Jack will help us visualize our growth model | 1.3562 | 0.04736 | 146 | 101 | 38 | 7 |
830 | Bean counters?! No, we're analysts. The bean counters are several clouds below. | 1.3562 | 0.04532 | 146 | 99 | 42 | 5 |
831 | I'm sorry, this is a private meeting. | 1.3562 | 0.05211 | 146 | 106 | 28 | 12 |
832 | Why yes, technically I'm a stalker. | 1.3562 | 0.04635 | 146 | 100 | 40 | 6 |
833 | I always wondered what was in the cloud. | 1.3562 | 0.04835 | 146 | 102 | 36 | 8 |
834 | Contrary to what you may be thinking, I am not a stalker. | 1.3562 | 0.05026 | 146 | 104 | 32 | 10 |
835 | We're working on a giant deal. | 1.3562 | 0.04835 | 146 | 102 | 36 | 8 |
836 | And what would you know about generating growth, young man? | 1.3562 | 0.04532 | 146 | 99 | 42 | 5 |
837 | Our intern, Jack, is here to tell us about cloud storage. | 1.3562 | 0.04835 | 146 | 102 | 36 | 8 |
838 | So that's the afterlife. | 1.3562 | 0.05026 | 146 | 104 | 32 | 10 |
839 | Growth stalk. Sky's the limit. | 1.3562 | 0.04736 | 146 | 101 | 38 | 7 |
840 | I see the bean counter has finally made it. | 1.3562 | 0.04835 | 146 | 102 | 36 | 8 |
841 | It’s okay. He signed an NDA for mere beans. | 1.3562 | 0.05026 | 146 | 104 | 32 | 10 |
842 | Looks like Jack's stalk rose 75% this week. | 1.3562 | 0.04532 | 146 | 99 | 42 | 5 |
843 | He's the only one who knows beans about investing. | 1.3562 | 0.04318 | 146 | 97 | 46 | 3 |
844 | Our cloud security has been hijacked! | 1.3562 | 0.05119 | 146 | 105 | 30 | 11 |
845 | Looks like we can't get away from your stalker. | 1.3562 | 0.05026 | 146 | 104 | 32 | 10 |
846 | Now, as you can see, the value of our stalks are growing exponentially. | 1.3562 | 0.04835 | 146 | 102 | 36 | 8 |
847 | Didn't we tell you that cloud computing will be taking off big time in 2021, Jack? | 1.3562 | 0.04931 | 146 | 103 | 34 | 9 |
848 | Maybe if you actually read the memo you’d know today’s meeting was about stocks and not stalks, Jack | 1.3562 | 0.04835 | 146 | 102 | 36 | 8 |
849 | Funny, but I was just going to propose selling our livestock commodities and getting into bean futures. | 1.3542 | 0.04459 | 144 | 97 | 43 | 4 |
850 | Well, what did you think cloud computing looked like? | 1.3542 | 0.04566 | 144 | 98 | 41 | 5 |
851 | Nice Magic Beanstalk you've got there, boy. But next time try the Corporate Ladder." | 1.3542 | 0.05440 | 144 | 107 | 23 | 14 |
852 | I smell the blood of an Actuary man. | 1.3542 | 0.04671 | 144 | 99 | 39 | 6 |
853 | Well Jack, It looks like you’ve found the corporate ladder! | 1.3542 | 0.04671 | 144 | 99 | 39 | 6 |
854 | Great, another bean counter. | 1.3542 | 0.05070 | 144 | 103 | 31 | 10 |
855 | It amounts to more than a hill of beans. | 1.3542 | 0.04671 | 144 | 99 | 39 | 6 |
856 | At this altitude we wear ties young man. | 1.3542 | 0.04875 | 144 | 101 | 35 | 8 |
857 | Ah, here's Jack now, any questions about exponential growth -he's your man! | 1.3542 | 0.04875 | 144 | 101 | 35 | 8 |
858 | As you can see, stalks are way up. | 1.3542 | 0.05070 | 144 | 103 | 31 | 10 |
859 | The giant was furloughed. | 1.3542 | 0.04566 | 144 | 98 | 41 | 5 |
860 | So this is where the corporate ladder ends up. | 1.3542 | 0.05070 | 144 | 103 | 31 | 10 |
861 | I didn't expect to find a bunch of beancounters | 1.3542 | 0.04671 | 144 | 99 | 39 | 6 |
862 | Jack, your insistent stalking must stop! | 1.3542 | 0.05165 | 144 | 104 | 29 | 11 |
863 | For the last time, Jack, we don't need another bean counter. | 1.3542 | 0.04875 | 144 | 101 | 35 | 8 |
864 | Stalks are finally looking up! | 1.3542 | 0.05070 | 144 | 103 | 31 | 10 |
865 | Good, you're here. The company bean counters would like to hear about your account now. | 1.3542 | 0.05258 | 144 | 105 | 27 | 12 |
866 | Jack, ‘bring your son to work’ day is next week | 1.3542 | 0.04974 | 144 | 102 | 33 | 9 |
867 | Fee-fi-fo-fum, what venture capital firm are you from? | 1.3542 | 0.04566 | 144 | 98 | 41 | 5 |
868 | Jack has to work from home while the suits in accounting get to work from the cloud | 1.3542 | 0.04774 | 144 | 100 | 37 | 7 |
869 | Didn't they tell us migrating to the cloud would be completely secure? | 1.3542 | 0.05165 | 144 | 104 | 29 | 11 |
870 | You guys don’t know Jack! | 1.3542 | 0.05258 | 144 | 105 | 27 | 12 |
871 | The sky's the limit for the magic bean market | 1.3542 | 0.04774 | 144 | 100 | 37 | 7 |
872 | Our cloud service continues to grow, But as you can see, our firewall is lacking in its capacity to prevent invasive hackers | 1.3542 | 0.04875 | 144 | 101 | 35 | 8 |
873 | I knew corporate was full of a bunch of airheads | 1.3542 | 0.05070 | 144 | 103 | 31 | 10 |
874 | I told you I had a meeting in the cloud. But no, you had to see for yourself! | 1.3542 | 0.05165 | 144 | 104 | 29 | 11 |
875 | Jack’s “magic” had been insider trading all along. | 1.3542 | 0.04974 | 144 | 102 | 33 | 9 |
876 | There has been some restructuring and the Giant has been moved to the fifth floor. | 1.3542 | 0.04671 | 144 | 99 | 39 | 6 |
877 | It appears our forecast was off. Growth IS sky high. | 1.3542 | 0.05070 | 144 | 103 | 31 | 10 |
878 | Bean futures are taking a giant step forward. | 1.3542 | 0.04974 | 144 | 102 | 33 | 9 |
879 | Look to the left to see one of the many potential uses for our most recent genetic engineering success. | 1.3542 | 0.04875 | 144 | 101 | 35 | 8 |
880 | The giant outsourced, and the gold's been chewed up by fees. You should have kept the cow. | 1.3542 | 0.05350 | 144 | 106 | 25 | 13 |
881 | Keep going. You're trending. | 1.3542 | 0.04459 | 144 | 97 | 43 | 4 |
882 | I thought the cloud was supposed to be secure. | 1.3542 | 0.04974 | 144 | 102 | 33 | 9 |
883 | Your bean counters don’t know Jack. | 1.3542 | 0.04875 | 144 | 101 | 35 | 8 |
884 | He's still stalking us. | 1.3542 | 0.04671 | 144 | 99 | 39 | 6 |
885 | The Stalk Market is expected to keep climbing in 2021. | 1.3542 | 0.05070 | 144 | 103 | 31 | 10 |
886 | Late again, Jack? What's your excuse this time. | 1.3542 | 0.04875 | 144 | 101 | 35 | 8 |
887 | You're out of luck; the big man left with a golden parachute. | 1.3542 | 0.04875 | 144 | 101 | 35 | 8 |
888 | As you can see, this stalk keeps going up! | 1.3542 | 0.05165 | 144 | 104 | 29 | 11 |
889 | Our new analyst expects a giant crash. | 1.3542 | 0.05070 | 144 | 103 | 31 | 10 |
890 | How far do I have to go guys before I get that raise? | 1.3542 | 0.04974 | 144 | 102 | 33 | 9 |
891 | Don’t look now, but I think our cloud security is being breached! | 1.3542 | 0.04974 | 144 | 102 | 33 | 9 |
892 | Now I would like to turn to our Chief Bean Counter for his perspective on this Giant opportunity | 1.3542 | 0.04774 | 144 | 100 | 37 | 7 |
893 | Jack, great timing. We’re desperately in need of bean counters. | 1.3542 | 0.04875 | 144 | 101 | 35 | 8 |
894 | How anticlimactic. Just beancounters who don’t know Jack | 1.3542 | 0.05165 | 144 | 104 | 29 | 11 |
895 | So those are the bean counters they warned me about. | 1.3542 | 0.04671 | 144 | 99 | 39 | 6 |
896 | From my point of view, all of this just looks like magical thinking. | 1.3542 | 0.05165 | 144 | 104 | 29 | 11 |
897 | Guess I climbed the wrong stock | 1.3542 | 0.04774 | 144 | 100 | 37 | 7 |
898 | My wife you say? Tell her i'll be down in a minute | 1.3542 | 0.04671 | 144 | 99 | 39 | 6 |
899 | It smells like someone is stalking the cloud economy. | 1.3542 | 0.04774 | 144 | 100 | 37 | 7 |
900 | And as you can see our stalk is way up. | 1.3542 | 0.04875 | 144 | 101 | 35 | 8 |
901 | I thought the cloud was supposed to keep ‘stalkers’ out. | 1.3542 | 0.04875 | 144 | 101 | 35 | 8 |
902 | So THIS is how you climb the corporate ladder? | 1.3542 | 0.05070 | 144 | 102 | 31 | 10 |
903 | As Jack climbed he found the lowest level of heaven, endless meetings but sometimes they brought in snacks. | 1.3542 | 0.04974 | 144 | 102 | 33 | 9 |
904 | So that’s why they need a golden parachute? | 1.3542 | 0.05165 | 144 | 104 | 29 | 11 |
905 | We think it may be time to discuss a stalk split. | 1.3542 | 0.04566 | 144 | 98 | 41 | 5 |
906 | Jack enjoyed stalking the bean counters. | 1.3542 | 0.05070 | 144 | 103 | 31 | 10 |
907 | As you can see, our recovery projections are a complete fairytale | 1.3542 | 0.05165 | 144 | 104 | 29 | 11 |
908 | And so Jack found the giants of industry... | 1.3537 | 0.04710 | 147 | 102 | 38 | 7 |
909 | We're taking over your fairy tale, buddy. It's Jack and the bean counters now. | 1.3537 | 0.04998 | 147 | 105 | 32 | 10 |
910 | And they said cloud computing would not amount to a hill of beans | 1.3521 | 0.05017 | 142 | 101 | 32 | 9 |
911 | Clearly the market reflects rising bean stalks. | 1.3521 | 0.05116 | 142 | 102 | 30 | 10 |
912 | It's another bean counter who lost his job to cloud computing. Don't make eye contact. | 1.3521 | 0.04916 | 142 | 100 | 34 | 8 |
913 | No, the Golden Goose is next cloud up. | 1.3521 | 0.04814 | 142 | 99 | 36 | 7 |
914 | and it was then when jack realized, he was at the wrong branch. | 1.3521 | 0.04916 | 142 | 100 | 34 | 8 |
915 | Jack, believing he is climbing the proverbial corporate “ladder”, discovers he has arrived at his first board meeting underdressed for the occasion. | 1.3521 | 0.04814 | 142 | 99 | 36 | 7 |
916 | Apparently, team, he doesn't know Jack about cloud meetings. | 1.3521 | 0.04492 | 142 | 96 | 42 | 4 |
917 | You think you're too big to fail? Wait until you see the guy following me down! | 1.3521 | 0.04814 | 142 | 99 | 36 | 7 |
918 | You're supposed to climb the corporate LADDER. | 1.3521 | 0.04709 | 142 | 98 | 38 | 6 |
919 | Our latest crop yields speak for themselves | 1.3521 | 0.04709 | 142 | 98 | 38 | 6 |
920 | No, it’s a conference cloud. Keep climbing. | 1.3521 | 0.05017 | 142 | 101 | 32 | 9 |
921 | Jack is working from home today. | 1.3521 | 0.05017 | 142 | 101 | 32 | 9 |
922 | Now our colleague Jack will explain how magic beans are a viable business plan. | 1.3521 | 0.04916 | 142 | 100 | 34 | 8 |
923 | What do you know about growing marijuana? | 1.3521 | 0.05017 | 142 | 101 | 32 | 9 |
924 | The giant is in conference room 3. | 1.3521 | 0.04814 | 142 | 99 | 36 | 7 |
925 | For obvious reasons, we're feeling bullish about bean futures. | 1.3521 | 0.05212 | 142 | 103 | 28 | 11 |
926 | And when Jack climbed the bean stalk he discovered a giant stock option to invest in. | 1.3521 | 0.04709 | 142 | 98 | 38 | 6 |
927 | So, this is where all my data is! | 1.3521 | 0.05116 | 142 | 102 | 30 | 10 |
928 | The Kingdom is seven clouds up, we're marketing. | 1.3521 | 0.04916 | 142 | 100 | 34 | 8 |
929 | It's bean STALK, not stock! | 1.3521 | 0.05116 | 142 | 102 | 30 | 10 |
930 | Fee-fi-fo-fum... I smell the blood of my ex-wife’s son. | 1.3521 | 0.05307 | 142 | 104 | 26 | 12 |
931 | Magic bean futures are up, but the goose that lays golden eggs is the next cloud up. | 1.3521 | 0.04814 | 142 | 99 | 36 | 7 |
932 | Ignore the bean counter: stalks are skyrocketing. | 1.3521 | 0.04814 | 142 | 99 | 36 | 7 |
933 | He's here to slay the corporate giant | 1.3521 | 0.04814 | 142 | 99 | 36 | 7 |
934 | Beanstalks people, it's a growth industry | 1.3521 | 0.05116 | 142 | 102 | 30 | 10 |
935 | Fee-Fi-Fo-Fum I think we've found our new Om-Buds-Man | 1.3521 | 0.05017 | 142 | 101 | 32 | 9 |
936 | Jack's been stalking the market. It keeps going up and up. | 1.3521 | 0.05017 | 142 | 101 | 32 | 9 |
937 | Oh oh, the beancounter has arrived! | 1.3521 | 0.04379 | 142 | 95 | 44 | 3 |
938 | What did you expect in the cloud? | 1.3521 | 0.05116 | 142 | 102 | 30 | 10 |
939 | Be sure to let the top brass know that stalks are up. | 1.3521 | 0.04814 | 142 | 99 | 36 | 7 |
940 | It’s worse than we thought. The Giant is a Corporation! | 1.3521 | 0.04916 | 142 | 100 | 34 | 8 |
941 | Sorry lad, the cow for beans thing is not the ROI we were looking for. | 1.3521 | 0.04709 | 142 | 98 | 38 | 6 |
942 | I gave up a cow for a bunch of consultants? | 1.3521 | 0.04916 | 142 | 100 | 34 | 8 |
943 | And now Jack will share good news about next year's growth projections. | 1.3521 | 0.04709 | 142 | 98 | 38 | 6 |
944 | And as far as bean futures "the sky's the limit" | 1.3521 | 0.04916 | 142 | 100 | 34 | 8 |
945 | I assure you ladies and gentleman, Giant Industries is too big to fall! | 1.3521 | 0.04814 | 142 | 99 | 36 | 7 |
946 | Our youngest bean counter is on his way up . | 1.3521 | 0.04814 | 142 | 99 | 36 | 7 |
947 | Jack is the only one who tested negative. | 1.3521 | 0.05492 | 142 | 106 | 22 | 14 |
948 | I assure you what I actually said was ‘high growth stocks’. | 1.3521 | 0.05116 | 142 | 102 | 30 | 10 |
949 | No, we're a telecom giant- your guy is two clouds over. | 1.3521 | 0.05017 | 142 | 101 | 32 | 9 |
950 | Intern orientation is the next stalk over | 1.3521 | 0.05017 | 142 | 101 | 32 | 9 |
951 | And after Jack climbed the beanstalk, he encountered a Corporate Giant. | 1.3521 | 0.05307 | 142 | 104 | 26 | 12 |
952 | As this chart shows, there is, we believe, tremendous growth potential in bean stocks. | 1.3521 | 0.04814 | 142 | 99 | 36 | 7 |
953 | Ohhhh... Giants of INDUSTRY! | 1.3521 | 0.05017 | 142 | 101 | 32 | 9 |
954 | Want to talk about the climbing stalk prices | 1.3521 | 0.05017 | 142 | 101 | 32 | 9 |
955 | Wrong fairy tale, kid. The Giant is three clouds up. | 1.3514 | 0.04380 | 148 | 100 | 44 | 4 |
956 | Heaven's secrets are intended to be held in strict confidence. Which of you spilled the beans? | 1.3500 | 0.04959 | 140 | 99 | 33 | 8 |
957 | I know Roger’s presentation is boring, but seriously guys, try to pay attention. | 1.3500 | 0.04959 | 140 | 99 | 33 | 8 |
958 | They say I don't know Jack. This should change their minds. | 1.3500 | 0.04747 | 140 | 97 | 37 | 6 |
959 | Okay, so who spilled the beans regarding our secret meeting spot? | 1.3500 | 0.05061 | 140 | 100 | 31 | 9 |
960 | You're never going to believe it. They still think they can completely reopen the economy. | 1.3500 | 0.04637 | 140 | 96 | 39 | 5 |
961 | It’s stalk, not stock, but the trajectory looks right on. | 1.3500 | 0.04637 | 140 | 96 | 39 | 5 |
962 | Sorry I'm late. Is this the bean counters meeting? | 1.3500 | 0.04854 | 140 | 98 | 35 | 7 |
963 | The Story of Jack and the Enchanted Bean Counters | 1.3500 | 0.04637 | 140 | 96 | 39 | 5 |
964 | We'd love you opinion on bean futures Jack. | 1.3500 | 0.04959 | 140 | 99 | 33 | 8 |
965 | Ignore him -- he doesn't know jack about beans. | 1.3500 | 0.04854 | 140 | 98 | 35 | 7 |
966 | We need to make a rule about climbing the corporate ladder during meetings | 1.3500 | 0.04959 | 140 | 99 | 33 | 8 |
967 | You want the next beanstalk over. We’re the giants of industry. | 1.3500 | 0.04854 | 140 | 98 | 35 | 7 |
968 | Well, they don't call us giants of the stalk market for nothing. | 1.3500 | 0.05061 | 140 | 99 | 31 | 9 |
969 | Fees, refi's, and financial fumbles I smell profits in only-cow bumbles Be them alive or be them dead We can leverage magic beans to get ahead | 1.3500 | 0.05162 | 140 | 101 | 29 | 10 |
970 | Yes, we are the GIANTS of industry | 1.3500 | 0.05061 | 140 | 100 | 31 | 9 |
971 | How do I get off this thing? | 1.3500 | 0.05162 | 140 | 101 | 29 | 10 |
972 | No no, scratch that, I think I've just found our new growth stock | 1.3500 | 0.05061 | 140 | 100 | 31 | 9 |
973 | And that's when poor Jack realized the man lied when he promised Jack the beans were organic and non-GMO. | 1.3500 | 0.04854 | 140 | 98 | 35 | 7 |
974 | Excellent growth Jack, but that's not quite the stock we're looking to invest in. | 1.3500 | 0.05061 | 140 | 100 | 31 | 9 |
975 | You’re saying if I invest my mother’s only cow, I can expect that much growth on my return? | 1.3500 | 0.04747 | 140 | 97 | 37 | 6 |
976 | That boy could spill the beans about the cloud. | 1.3500 | 0.05162 | 140 | 101 | 29 | 10 |
977 | That guy doesn't know Jack and he's off his bean. But he's a climber. | 1.3500 | 0.04637 | 140 | 96 | 39 | 5 |
978 | Enough about growth potential, let's get back to bean counting. | 1.3500 | 0.04854 | 140 | 98 | 35 | 7 |
979 | The graph is nice, but I like this magic bean idea. | 1.3500 | 0.04854 | 140 | 98 | 35 | 7 |
980 | Fees Fines Folds Funds | 1.3500 | 0.05162 | 140 | 101 | 29 | 10 |
981 | That’s right Jack, but the magic castle is just one of our many timeshare options. | 1.3500 | 0.05452 | 140 | 104 | 23 | 13 |
982 | No, you're not lost. After losing his money bags, enchanted hen and golden harp, the Giant converted his castle to a co-working space to pay the bills. | 1.3500 | 0.04854 | 140 | 98 | 35 | 7 |
983 | I have really got to stop microdosing. | 1.3500 | 0.05162 | 140 | 101 | 29 | 10 |
984 | As you can see, bean stalk growths have been off the charts. | 1.3497 | 0.04988 | 143 | 102 | 32 | 9 |
985 | Looks like Jack is taking some liberties with ‘business casual’ again. | 1.3478 | 0.04560 | 138 | 94 | 40 | 4 |
986 | And that’s when Jack realized he climbed the wrong bean stock and ended up with the Corporate Giants | 1.3478 | 0.04786 | 138 | 96 | 36 | 6 |
987 | Don't worry- we're too big to fall. | 1.3456 | 0.04937 | 136 | 96 | 33 | 7 |
988 | Shit! | 1.3456 | 0.05046 | 136 | 97 | 31 | 8 |
989 | Sorry Jack, we had to let him go. No need for a bone grinder, all we do now is crunch numbers | 1.3456 | 0.05046 | 136 | 96 | 31 | 8 |
990 | Disgruntled customer discovers “Golden Goose” marketing strategy. | 1.3456 | 0.05046 | 136 | 97 | 31 | 8 |
991 | We can always use a rising young bean-counter who can work in the cloud. | 1.3453 | 0.04866 | 139 | 98 | 34 | 7 |
992 | Hello I am your cloud server. Can I get you anything? | 1.3453 | 0.05178 | 139 | 101 | 28 | 10 |
993 | Jack, we’ve talked about this, dammit. | 1.3453 | 0.04758 | 139 | 97 | 36 | 6 |
994 | The giant is one cloud up. We're his legal team. | 1.3453 | 0.04866 | 139 | 98 | 34 | 7 |
995 | We’re Giant Inc. You’ve got the wrong cloud. | 1.3433 | 0.05092 | 134 | 96 | 30 | 8 |
996 | Projections for golden egg futures are sky high. | 1.3433 | 0.04630 | 134 | 92 | 38 | 4 |
997 | Magic bean futures are up. | 1.3433 | 0.04867 | 134 | 94 | 34 | 6 |
998 | This is mergers and acquisitions. Giants are further up the stalk. | 1.3433 | 0.04867 | 134 | 94 | 34 | 6 |
999 | This is accounting, golden geese are 3 floors up, next to payroll. | 1.3433 | 0.04981 | 134 | 95 | 32 | 7 |
1000 | When businesses moved everything into the cloud,Jack realised his mother had been right about the beans | 1.3433 | 0.05412 | 134 | 99 | 24 | 11 |
1001 | I'm sorry Jack but this meeting is about growing our "stock". | 1.3433 | 0.04981 | 134 | 95 | 32 | 7 |
1002 | I reserved this conference room weeks ago. | 1.3433 | 0.04867 | 134 | 94 | 34 | 6 |
1003 | Jack meets the corporate giant. | 1.3433 | 0.04867 | 134 | 94 | 34 | 6 |
1004 | I know he sees us, but let's sit tight and see if he can get himself down. | 1.3433 | 0.04981 | 134 | 95 | 32 | 7 |
1005 | Hey, everybody. I want you to meet the guy who made it all possible, our chief bean counter, Jack. | 1.3433 | 0.05412 | 134 | 99 | 24 | 11 |
1006 | Uh hi... Is this the bean counters meeting? | 1.3433 | 0.04981 | 134 | 95 | 32 | 7 |
1007 | Excuse me, but this is a private Board Meeting in the cloud. | 1.3433 | 0.05092 | 134 | 96 | 30 | 8 |
1008 | We’re cloud analysts. The tech giants are further up. | 1.3433 | 0.05092 | 134 | 96 | 30 | 8 |
1009 | when we started this fund Jack only had one bean. | 1.3433 | 0.04750 | 134 | 93 | 36 | 5 |
1010 | This is all that's at the top, a bunch of bean counters? | 1.3433 | 0.04981 | 134 | 95 | 32 | 7 |
1011 | Bathroom is on the 8th floor, Jack. | 1.3433 | 0.04981 | 134 | 95 | 32 | 7 |
1012 | As you can see, our bean stocks are getting higher and higher | 1.3433 | 0.04750 | 134 | 93 | 36 | 5 |
1013 | Even without Fee, Fi Fo, Fun factored in, stalks are up 35%. | 1.3433 | 0.04750 | 134 | 93 | 36 | 5 |
1014 | Oh, good Jack is here with the magic beans report. | 1.3433 | 0.05515 | 134 | 100 | 22 | 12 |
1015 | Sure, we’re not giant, but our valuation is. | 1.3433 | 0.04867 | 134 | 94 | 33 | 6 |
1016 | Jack — you’ve been let go. Stop stalking your co-workers. | 1.3433 | 0.04867 | 134 | 94 | 34 | 6 |
1017 | Sorry, we're only industry giants here. | 1.3433 | 0.05201 | 134 | 97 | 28 | 9 |
1018 | I know I'm not what you envisioned, but I'm God. Who the hell are you? | 1.3433 | 0.05515 | 134 | 100 | 22 | 12 |
1019 | Robust growth in magic bean futures hinges exclusively on belief factors | 1.3433 | 0.05201 | 134 | 97 | 28 | 9 |
1020 | I say we focus on the stalk holder. | 1.3433 | 0.04981 | 134 | 95 | 32 | 7 |
1021 | Hey Jack, according to the latest beans’ talk we’ll be charting nothing but blue sky growth! | 1.3433 | 0.04867 | 134 | 94 | 34 | 6 |
1022 | Excuse me, you don't have the room until 2:30 | 1.3433 | 0.04750 | 134 | 93 | 36 | 5 |
1023 | As you can see, bean future markets should continue to soar. | 1.3433 | 0.04867 | 134 | 94 | 34 | 6 |
1024 | No, he's not here. After he formed Giant Corp., the Board forced him out. He took his next egg and left with a Golden Parachute. | 1.3433 | 0.05412 | 134 | 99 | 24 | 11 |
1025 | When we finally ditched reality we started seeing phenomenal results. | 1.3433 | 0.05308 | 134 | 98 | 26 | 10 |
1026 | Turns out "golden eggs" and "nest eggs" are two very different things... | 1.3433 | 0.04630 | 134 | 92 | 38 | 4 |
1027 | The beans still worked, but, somehow, the cloud didn't seem the same. | 1.3433 | 0.04867 | 134 | 94 | 34 | 6 |
1028 | Giants aren’t what they used to be, kid. | 1.3433 | 0.04867 | 134 | 94 | 34 | 6 |
1029 | Beancounters, I presume? | 1.3431 | 0.04684 | 137 | 95 | 37 | 5 |
1030 | Bean stocks are reaching new highs. | 1.3429 | 0.04730 | 140 | 98 | 36 | 6 |
1031 | And due to our robust utilization of cloud networking, sales have --excuse me, can we help you? | 1.3429 | 0.05147 | 140 | 102 | 28 | 10 |
1032 | Jack was our top sales guy but he decided to branch out. | 1.3429 | 0.04730 | 140 | 98 | 36 | 6 |
1033 | We're giants of industry, kid, not bean counters. | 1.3429 | 0.05245 | 140 | 103 | 26 | 11 |
1034 | I thought we'd have some privacy when we moved to this Cloud technology. | 1.3429 | 0.04620 | 140 | 97 | 38 | 5 |
1035 | Sorry Jack. This meeting is for bean counters, not beanstalkers. | 1.3429 | 0.04838 | 140 | 99 | 34 | 7 |
1036 | Yes, but how much of that new growth was organic? | 1.3429 | 0.04943 | 140 | 100 | 32 | 8 |
1037 | This is reality, kid. There are no castles in the sky. | 1.3429 | 0.05342 | 140 | 104 | 24 | 12 |
1038 | I don’t care how much you paid for the magic beans, this is still confidential! | 1.3429 | 0.05046 | 140 | 101 | 30 | 9 |
1039 | So your telling me I bought magic beans to attend a meeting that could have just been an email?!? | 1.3429 | 0.05046 | 140 | 101 | 30 | 9 |
1040 | Are you here for the golden parachute? | 1.3429 | 0.04508 | 140 | 96 | 40 | 4 |
1041 | ‘And for the record, apparently he does know Jack.’ | 1.3429 | 0.04620 | 140 | 97 | 38 | 5 |
1042 | Is the elevator down? | 1.3409 | 0.05139 | 132 | 95 | 29 | 8 |
1043 | ...and everywhere you look stalks are up. | 1.3409 | 0.04412 | 132 | 89 | 41 | 2 |
1044 | Sorry, Jack, Cloud Nine is a corporate site. | 1.3409 | 0.04908 | 132 | 93 | 33 | 6 |
1045 | As you can see, bean stocks are surging this month. | 1.3409 | 0.04789 | 132 | 92 | 35 | 5 |
1046 | He's cloud sourcing. | 1.3409 | 0.04789 | 132 | 92 | 35 | 5 |
1047 | People, our bean counters don't know Jack. | 1.3409 | 0.05025 | 132 | 94 | 31 | 7 |
1048 | We did a leveraged buyout of the giant and the golden egg market is fantastic | 1.3409 | 0.05359 | 132 | 97 | 25 | 10 |
1049 | Green Giant stock climbs up. | 1.3409 | 0.05025 | 132 | 94 | 31 | 7 |
1050 | And what does HR give us? Another bean-counter. | 1.3409 | 0.04667 | 132 | 91 | 37 | 4 |
1051 | These stalks are sky high. | 1.3409 | 0.05025 | 132 | 94 | 31 | 7 |
1052 | I've invited a consultant on exponential growth to join us today. | 1.3409 | 0.04908 | 132 | 93 | 33 | 6 |
1053 | Projections show the hen's golden eggs will continue to drive revenue well into the next fiscal year. | 1.3409 | 0.04908 | 132 | 93 | 33 | 6 |
1054 | Well, this is a coincidence -- we were just talking about you. | 1.3409 | 0.05139 | 132 | 95 | 29 | 8 |
1055 | Sorry. This pod is closed. | 1.3409 | 0.04667 | 132 | 91 | 37 | 4 |
1056 | I guess scalability's not an issue. | 1.3409 | 0.04908 | 132 | 92 | 33 | 6 |
1057 | Next time take the elevator | 1.3409 | 0.05025 | 132 | 94 | 31 | 7 |
1058 | Don't look now, but the bean counters are auditing us again. | 1.3409 | 0.04908 | 132 | 93 | 33 | 6 |
1059 | As the sale of magic beans increases so has the number of Englishmen. | 1.3409 | 0.05139 | 132 | 95 | 29 | 8 |
1060 | Uh-oh, here comes Marketing. | 1.3409 | 0.05025 | 132 | 94 | 31 | 7 |
1061 | Well, well, I think I see that bright young sprout we've been looking for. | 1.3409 | 0.05025 | 132 | 94 | 31 | 7 |
1062 | Having evicted the Three Little Pigs and repossessed the Golden Goose,we need to figure out how to corner the market on magic beans. | 1.3409 | 0.04908 | 132 | 93 | 33 | 6 |
1063 | You know there’s a ladder | 1.3409 | 0.05466 | 132 | 98 | 23 | 11 |
1064 | Jack traded the cow for a glimpse of the bull. | 1.3409 | 0.05025 | 132 | 94 | 31 | 7 |
1065 | Ignore him, it’s for a TikTok. He’s our new Head of Social. | 1.3409 | 0.05025 | 132 | 94 | 31 | 7 |
1066 | This is Amazon. The other Giant is 2 stories up. | 1.3407 | 0.04721 | 135 | 94 | 36 | 5 |
1067 | As you can see, the magic bean sector is ripe for growth. | 1.3407 | 0.04837 | 135 | 95 | 34 | 6 |
1068 | This wasn't what I had in mind when I suggested we move our meetings to the cloud. | 1.3407 | 0.05169 | 135 | 98 | 28 | 9 |
1069 | No, you may not use the men's room. | 1.3407 | 0.05378 | 135 | 100 | 24 | 11 |
1070 | You plant 'em, we count 'em. | 1.3407 | 0.04603 | 135 | 93 | 38 | 4 |
1071 | Stalks only go up. | 1.3407 | 0.05169 | 135 | 98 | 28 | 9 |
1072 | Just remember. We were giants once. We can be giants again." | 1.3407 | 0.04837 | 135 | 95 | 34 | 6 |
1073 | As this case study shows, selling all our assets for magic beans is such a sound decision we'll be telling children about it for generations. | 1.3407 | 0.04721 | 135 | 94 | 36 | 5 |
1074 | Not only did Jack practice social distancing, he made sure he could attend the meeting in the cloud. | 1.3407 | 0.05060 | 135 | 97 | 30 | 8 |
1075 | Forget your Zoom password again Jack? | 1.3407 | 0.05060 | 135 | 97 | 30 | 8 |
1076 | Jack's stalk in trade proved more prescient than anyone realized | 1.3407 | 0.04837 | 135 | 95 | 34 | 6 |
1077 | Wrong floor. This is purgatory. | 1.3407 | 0.05169 | 135 | 98 | 28 | 9 |
1078 | I've asked Jack,our new marketing director for the National Bean Board,to stop by and introduce himself. | 1.3407 | 0.04721 | 135 | 94 | 36 | 5 |
1079 | As you can see, the upgrade from Cloud 8 was very successful. Customers seem to love Cloud 9! | 1.3407 | 0.04603 | 135 | 93 | 38 | 4 |
1080 | No one talk to him, unless he has a subpoena. | 1.3407 | 0.04837 | 135 | 95 | 34 | 6 |
1081 | Okay, who spilled the bean? | 1.3407 | 0.04837 | 135 | 95 | 34 | 6 |
1082 | ''Yours is not the first fairy tale I've heard today" | 1.3385 | 0.04575 | 130 | 89 | 38 | 3 |
1083 | I'll have a caramel macchiato with light cream. | 1.3385 | 0.05300 | 130 | 95 | 26 | 9 |
1084 | This is why we're long on soy futures. | 1.3385 | 0.05520 | 130 | 97 | 22 | 11 |
1085 | Not merely bean counters– we're MAGIC bean counters. | 1.3385 | 0.05070 | 130 | 93 | 30 | 7 |
1086 | The moment Jack realized his investment portfolio was only resting on a lot of hot air. | 1.3385 | 0.05070 | 130 | 93 | 30 | 7 |
1087 | So typical, Jack. Couldn't you just have climbed the corporate ladder like everyone else? | 1.3385 | 0.05070 | 130 | 93 | 30 | 7 |
1088 | Jack's our principal bean trader and stalkholder. | 1.3385 | 0.04951 | 130 | 92 | 32 | 6 |
1089 | Jack always wondered what cloud computing was about. | 1.3385 | 0.05186 | 130 | 94 | 28 | 8 |
1090 | I thought we fired this guy last week for spilling the beans? | 1.3385 | 0.04829 | 130 | 91 | 34 | 5 |
1091 | This climbing stock could be a real cash cow | 1.3385 | 0.05186 | 130 | 94 | 28 | 8 |
1092 | We're holding our meetings in the cloud now to be more socially distant. | 1.3385 | 0.04829 | 130 | 91 | 34 | 5 |
1093 | As you can see, our whole business runs on the cloud. | 1.3385 | 0.05186 | 130 | 94 | 28 | 8 |
1094 | It's nice to see you, Jack, but there are penalties for trading on this. | 1.3385 | 0.05300 | 130 | 95 | 26 | 9 |
1095 | Jack proves a conspiracy theory. | 1.3385 | 0.04951 | 130 | 92 | 32 | 6 |
1096 | His stalk is outperforming ours. | 1.3385 | 0.04951 | 130 | 92 | 32 | 6 |
1097 | I read Art of the Deal. Just look busy and act like you know what your doing. Eventually he will go away. | 1.3385 | 0.05070 | 130 | 93 | 30 | 7 |
1098 | Well, we’re corporate giants. Why do you ask? | 1.3385 | 0.04951 | 130 | 92 | 32 | 6 |
1099 | Here's our bean counter now. | 1.3383 | 0.05217 | 133 | 97 | 27 | 9 |
1100 | If we trade in another company cow, our profits will get to the next level | 1.3383 | 0.04760 | 133 | 93 | 35 | 5 |
1101 | What? More bean counters! | 1.3383 | 0.04760 | 133 | 93 | 35 | 5 |
1102 | I smell the blood of an early-stage investor! | 1.3383 | 0.04878 | 133 | 94 | 33 | 6 |
1103 | Your pal bailed out after we gave him a golden parachute. | 1.3383 | 0.04993 | 133 | 95 | 31 | 7 |
1104 | How the stalk market works. | 1.3383 | 0.04760 | 133 | 93 | 35 | 5 |
1105 | and as you can see, bean futures have been steadily rising | 1.3383 | 0.04993 | 133 | 95 | 31 | 7 |
1106 | Jack, stop telling us that you’re surprised financial advisors make it to heaven. | 1.3383 | 0.04878 | 133 | 94 | 33 | 6 |
1107 | Thank you Jack. As you can see, moving to the cloud offers far more efficiencies | 1.3383 | 0.04993 | 133 | 95 | 31 | 7 |
1108 | Ignore the stalker. | 1.3383 | 0.05106 | 133 | 96 | 29 | 8 |
1109 | hey guys, where's my New Yorker tote bag? | 1.3383 | 0.05106 | 133 | 95 | 29 | 8 |
1110 | Tough break,kid! The price of cows just skyrocketed. | 1.3383 | 0.05534 | 133 | 100 | 21 | 12 |
1111 | Beans are what got us up here in the first place. | 1.3383 | 0.04639 | 133 | 92 | 37 | 4 |
1112 | looks like stocks are climbing | 1.3383 | 0.05106 | 133 | 96 | 29 | 8 |
1113 | Just act normal. | 1.3383 | 0.04993 | 133 | 95 | 31 | 7 |
1114 | That would be the HR Department, one level up. | 1.3383 | 0.04993 | 133 | 95 | 31 | 7 |
1115 | Can we float something by you? | 1.3383 | 0.04878 | 133 | 94 | 33 | 6 |
1116 | You must be looking for the giant. He’s two clouds up. | 1.3383 | 0.05217 | 133 | 97 | 27 | 9 |
1117 | We get that a lot, this is Giant Co, the actual giant is about 3 floors up | 1.3383 | 0.04878 | 133 | 94 | 33 | 6 |
1118 | And here's Jack to talk about how the cloud enables rapid growth. | 1.3383 | 0.04514 | 133 | 91 | 39 | 3 |
1119 | You're late again, Jack, so you're fee-fi-fo-fired! | 1.3382 | 0.04693 | 136 | 95 | 36 | 5 |
1120 | Sorry, I actually have this room booked. | 1.3382 | 0.05445 | 136 | 102 | 22 | 12 |
1121 | No, we're not trying to hide from the giant. It's called working remotely. | 1.3382 | 0.04808 | 136 | 96 | 34 | 6 |
1122 | Why so surprised? All our data is stored in the cloud. | 1.3382 | 0.04693 | 136 | 95 | 36 | 5 |
1123 | Is that your opinion,Jack? Or are we just hearing the beanstalk? | 1.3382 | 0.04920 | 136 | 97 | 32 | 7 |
1124 | I guess I sold my cow for the wrong kind of stock. | 1.3382 | 0.04455 | 136 | 93 | 40 | 3 |
1125 | Impressive, young man, but it’s not the corporate ladder. | 1.3359 | 0.04870 | 128 | 90 | 33 | 5 |
1126 | That's just Jack, he was the original bean counter. | 1.3359 | 0.05235 | 128 | 93 | 27 | 8 |
1127 | Hi my name is Jack and Covid has taken over the world so can you please direct me to Trumps alternate Universe. | 1.3359 | 0.05465 | 128 | 95 | 23 | 10 |
1128 | Your stock is climbing. | 1.3359 | 0.04870 | 128 | 90 | 33 | 5 |
1129 | Elizabeth Warren is right behind me. | 1.3359 | 0.05577 | 128 | 96 | 21 | 11 |
1130 | I thought "the cloud" was just a metaphor. | 1.3359 | 0.05235 | 128 | 93 | 27 | 8 |
1131 | As you can see, magic bean futures have shown steady growth. | 1.3359 | 0.05116 | 128 | 92 | 29 | 7 |
1132 | So much for the security of “the Cloud”. | 1.3359 | 0.04995 | 128 | 91 | 31 | 6 |
1133 | Is that...Frank’s kid? | 1.3359 | 0.05351 | 128 | 94 | 25 | 9 |
1134 | The bean stocks seem to be going up. | 1.3359 | 0.04995 | 128 | 91 | 31 | 6 |
1135 | We're titans, not giants. Wrong beanstalk? | 1.3359 | 0.05116 | 128 | 92 | 29 | 7 |
1136 | It is all imaginary growth! However, we do have a fall guy. | 1.3359 | 0.04995 | 128 | 91 | 31 | 6 |
1137 | I'm sorry, but this blue sky meeting is for employees only. | 1.3359 | 0.05116 | 128 | 92 | 29 | 7 |
1138 | As you can see, magic beans are up in early trading. | 1.3359 | 0.05235 | 128 | 93 | 27 | 8 |
1139 | It's all thanks to our new cash cow. | 1.3359 | 0.05465 | 128 | 95 | 23 | 10 |
1140 | And what, may I ask, do you know about exponential growth? | 1.3359 | 0.05351 | 128 | 94 | 25 | 9 |
1141 | As you can see, the price of golden eggs continues to climb. | 1.3359 | 0.04870 | 128 | 90 | 33 | 5 |
1142 | At the top of the beanstalk, Jack found the fabled quarterly planning meeting. | 1.3359 | 0.04742 | 128 | 89 | 35 | 4 |
1143 | If they're having meetings in heaven, I sure don't wanna go there. | 1.3359 | 0.05235 | 128 | 93 | 27 | 8 |
1144 | Just what I was saying earlier. Magic beans are going through the roof | 1.3359 | 0.04870 | 128 | 90 | 33 | 5 |
1145 | Call security. Someone spilled the beans. | 1.3359 | 0.05116 | 128 | 92 | 29 | 7 |
1146 | Call security. Someone's trying to steal our golden goose. | 1.3359 | 0.05116 | 128 | 92 | 29 | 7 |
1147 | All I know is that the IT department assured me that working in the cloud was completely private and secure. | 1.3359 | 0.04870 | 128 | 90 | 33 | 5 |
1148 | There are less physically demanding ways to climb the corporate ladder. | 1.3359 | 0.05116 | 128 | 92 | 29 | 7 |
1149 | No, it’s true, Herb in accounting says he started with just a handful of magic beans. | 1.3359 | 0.04742 | 128 | 89 | 35 | 4 |
1150 | You could’ve also joined the meeting online you know? | 1.3359 | 0.04870 | 128 | 89 | 32 | 5 |
1151 | It turns out that 'Giant' corporations are not what Jack thought they were. | 1.3359 | 0.05235 | 128 | 93 | 27 | 8 |
1152 | If I knew this is what I’d find, I’d have kept the cow. | 1.3359 | 0.05484 | 131 | 98 | 22 | 11 |
1153 | This outdoor social distancing is getting to be a bit much. | 1.3359 | 0.04920 | 131 | 93 | 32 | 6 |
1154 | Jack is checking on his investment in bean stock. | 1.3359 | 0.05590 | 131 | 99 | 20 | 12 |
1155 | I thought you said this venue was secure. | 1.3359 | 0.05266 | 131 | 96 | 26 | 9 |
1156 | "If you're interested in CLOUD STORAGE, we accept Visa and Mastercard." | 1.3359 | 0.05038 | 131 | 94 | 30 | 7 |
1157 | To think that these sales numbers could ever decline, would just be a grim fairytale. | 1.3359 | 0.04920 | 131 | 93 | 32 | 6 |
1158 | Jack, wouldn't it be easier just to subscribe to Bloomberg? | 1.3359 | 0.05153 | 131 | 95 | 28 | 8 |
1159 | Jack realized his next challenge would be breaking through the glass ceiling. | 1.3359 | 0.04548 | 131 | 90 | 38 | 3 |
1160 | Let's wrap it up there Folks, our guest speaker is here. | 1.3359 | 0.04548 | 131 | 90 | 38 | 3 |
1161 | So much for the cloud as a more secure way of doing business. | 1.3359 | 0.05266 | 131 | 96 | 26 | 9 |
1162 | Yes Jack, we're a Giant Corporation now, and we always use the Cloud. | 1.3359 | 0.04920 | 131 | 93 | 32 | 6 |
1163 | We’re a giant corporation. The corporation of giants is the next cloud up. | 1.3359 | 0.04920 | 131 | 93 | 32 | 6 |
1164 | They stuck us here because we aren’t allowed into regular heaven. | 1.3359 | 0.04675 | 131 | 91 | 36 | 4 |
1165 | Actually Jack, we moved the whole company to the cloud. | 1.3359 | 0.04799 | 131 | 92 | 34 | 5 |
1166 | Jack climbs the corporate beanstalk | 1.3359 | 0.05153 | 131 | 95 | 28 | 8 |
1167 | WOW. Some people take social distancing to a whole new height. | 1.3359 | 0.05153 | 131 | 95 | 28 | 8 |
1168 | Looks like somebody discovered the Cloud location. | 1.3359 | 0.05153 | 131 | 95 | 28 | 8 |
1169 | And that’s how Jack learned he couldn’t escape bureaucracy. | 1.3359 | 0.04675 | 131 | 91 | 36 | 4 |
1170 | Stockholders meeting stalkholder | 1.3359 | 0.05153 | 131 | 95 | 28 | 8 |
1171 | «Only one type of fiction in each executive meeting, please.» | 1.3359 | 0.04799 | 131 | 92 | 34 | 5 |
1172 | Who didn’t forward the code to get into the cloud? | 1.3359 | 0.04920 | 131 | 93 | 32 | 6 |
1173 | Don’t mind that guy, he’s bean stalking us for a while now | 1.3359 | 0.04675 | 131 | 91 | 36 | 4 |
1174 | One lucky trade doesn't make you a broker. Keep climbing. | 1.3333 | 0.04963 | 129 | 92 | 31 | 6 |
1175 | That's Jack, the new commodities trader I was telling you about. | 1.3333 | 0.04839 | 129 | 91 | 33 | 5 |
1176 | Clearly, our bean investment has produced far more jacks then we had anticipated. | 1.3333 | 0.05521 | 126 | 94 | 22 | 10 |
1177 | There goes another glass ceiling. | 1.3333 | 0.04963 | 129 | 92 | 31 | 6 |
1178 | Who invited the bean counter? | 1.3333 | 0.05083 | 129 | 93 | 29 | 7 |
1179 | Despite Goya boycotts, bean stocks are up. Way up! | 1.3333 | 0.04963 | 129 | 92 | 31 | 6 |
1180 | Yes I’m looking for the corporate giant. | 1.3333 | 0.05316 | 129 | 95 | 25 | 9 |
1181 | Just Jack checking on his bean stock again. | 1.3333 | 0.04912 | 126 | 89 | 32 | 5 |
1182 | They'll chart the projected growth of anything | 1.3333 | 0.04963 | 129 | 92 | 31 | 6 |
1183 | Hi Jack, welcome to cloud computing 101. | 1.3333 | 0.04912 | 126 | 89 | 32 | 5 |
1184 | I said it was a giant corporate meeting in the cloud | 1.3333 | 0.04507 | 126 | 86 | 38 | 2 |
1185 | It seems cloud computing is no match for cyber stalkers. | 1.3333 | 0.05201 | 129 | 94 | 27 | 8 |
1186 | You're a little early, we've still got it for another 5 minutes. | 1.3333 | 0.04963 | 129 | 92 | 31 | 6 |
1187 | Sadly our growth is slower than Jack climbing the...oh | 1.3333 | 0.05201 | 129 | 94 | 27 | 8 |
1188 | The bean counters had some questions concerning Jack's irrationally exuberant projections. | 1.3333 | 0.04781 | 126 | 88 | 34 | 4 |
1189 | Growth at the new branch is spectacular, but I still think we’re taking a giant risk. | 1.3333 | 0.05316 | 129 | 95 | 25 | 9 |
1190 | Sorry, but the giant was downsized a few months ago. | 1.3333 | 0.04781 | 126 | 88 | 34 | 4 |
1191 | I guess he meant bean stock | 1.3333 | 0.04712 | 129 | 90 | 35 | 4 |
1192 | It's board meetings all the way down, Jack. | 1.3333 | 0.04963 | 129 | 92 | 31 | 6 |
1193 | Our bean counter has finally arrived. | 1.3333 | 0.04582 | 129 | 89 | 37 | 3 |
1194 | Ahhh...So this is "The Cloud"!!! | 1.3333 | 0.05316 | 129 | 95 | 25 | 9 |
1195 | We bought out the giant and moved the golden egg laying goose to the Caymans. | 1.3333 | 0.05083 | 129 | 93 | 29 | 7 |
1196 | That reminds me - how do we get Jack off the bean stock? | 1.3333 | 0.04963 | 129 | 92 | 31 | 6 |
1197 | I'd sell short | 1.3333 | 0.04781 | 126 | 88 | 34 | 4 |
1198 | We were actually talking about cloud storage being on the rise,not cloud stalkage | 1.3333 | 0.04963 | 129 | 92 | 31 | 6 |
1199 | Oh crap, wrong beanstalk! | 1.3333 | 0.05083 | 129 | 93 | 29 | 7 |
1200 | We're isolating. | 1.3333 | 0.04582 | 129 | 89 | 37 | 3 |
1201 | Beans are up! | 1.3333 | 0.05404 | 126 | 93 | 24 | 9 |
1202 | We're corporate giant slayers, Jack. We can't indulge in magical thinking. | 1.3333 | 0.05040 | 126 | 90 | 30 | 6 |
1203 | Jack became bewildered when his climb interrupted the bean counters in the cloud. | 1.3333 | 0.05316 | 129 | 95 | 25 | 9 |
1204 | This graph proves that our product isn't worth a hill of beans! | 1.3333 | 0.04712 | 129 | 90 | 35 | 4 |
1205 | Golden parachutes, yes, eggs, not so much. | 1.3333 | 0.05083 | 129 | 93 | 29 | 7 |
1206 | As you can see, doing business in the cloud does have some drawbacks. | 1.3333 | 0.04448 | 129 | 88 | 39 | 2 |
1207 | We wish we'd sold our cows for magic beans too. | 1.3333 | 0.04963 | 129 | 92 | 31 | 6 |
1208 | Hire him—he knows his bean stocks. | 1.3333 | 0.04839 | 129 | 91 | 33 | 5 |
1209 | Give him the axe. | 1.3333 | 0.05316 | 129 | 95 | 25 | 9 |
1210 | Pay no attention, boy. We are but corporate giants. | 1.3333 | 0.05083 | 129 | 93 | 29 | 7 |
1211 | No, no, don't look at him. It will just encourage him. | 1.3333 | 0.04839 | 129 | 91 | 33 | 5 |
1212 | Here's what your cow would be worth today if you hadn't opted for the beans. | 1.3333 | 0.05316 | 129 | 95 | 25 | 9 |
1213 | Since he's come on board, bean sales have gone sky-high. | 1.3333 | 0.04963 | 129 | 92 | 31 | 6 |
1214 | Facts are great, but we’ve tried facts. Isn’t it time to give fiction a chance? | 1.3333 | 0.04963 | 129 | 92 | 31 | 6 |
1215 | Now there's an example of a cash cow. | 1.3333 | 0.04781 | 126 | 88 | 34 | 4 |
1216 | Members of the board, we are facing a hostile takeover. | 1.3333 | 0.05316 | 129 | 95 | 25 | 9 |
1217 | The Giant lost his cloud in the foreclosure. | 1.3333 | 0.04712 | 129 | 90 | 35 | 4 |
1218 | What’s the word on the street, Jack? | 1.3333 | 0.05083 | 129 | 93 | 29 | 7 |
1219 | What’s with the new guy? | 1.3333 | 0.05120 | 132 | 96 | 28 | 8 |
1220 | Don’t worry jack we all had to sell someone out to get here | 1.3333 | 0.04712 | 129 | 90 | 35 | 4 |
1221 | Ultimately, we’ve seen unprecedented growth during these unprecedented times. | 1.3333 | 0.05316 | 129 | 95 | 25 | 9 |
1222 | No, this is accounting. Human Resources is on cumulonimbus. | 1.3333 | 0.05201 | 129 | 94 | 27 | 8 |
1223 | The trend clearly indicates fee-fi-fo-fum." | 1.3308 | 0.04809 | 130 | 92 | 33 | 5 |
1224 | Jack and the bean stocks | 1.3308 | 0.05281 | 130 | 96 | 25 | 9 |
1225 | Our guest speaker, Jack, is here to discuss the rising price of gold. | 1.3308 | 0.04931 | 130 | 93 | 31 | 6 |
1226 | Welcome to our stalk market presentation | 1.3308 | 0.04931 | 130 | 93 | 31 | 6 |
1227 | I have a feeling gold is about to drop. | 1.3308 | 0.04683 | 130 | 91 | 35 | 4 |
1228 | We are giants of industry. And we called security, Jack. | 1.3308 | 0.04809 | 130 | 92 | 33 | 5 |
1229 | I didn't know the giant had professional bean counters. | 1.3308 | 0.04931 | 130 | 93 | 31 | 6 |
1230 | The anticipated profit is pure fantasy. | 1.3308 | 0.05167 | 130 | 95 | 27 | 8 |
1231 | We're subletting while he's on vacation but he left a message: "Fee-fi-fo-fum!" | 1.3308 | 0.04931 | 130 | 93 | 31 | 6 |
1232 | We should never have given him bean-stock options. | 1.3308 | 0.05051 | 130 | 94 | 29 | 7 |
1233 | He is just auditing | 1.3308 | 0.05167 | 130 | 95 | 27 | 8 |
1234 | Want to join the latest cloud based platform? | 1.3308 | 0.05051 | 130 | 94 | 29 | 7 |
1235 | Keep going, kid. You have only reached middle management. | 1.3308 | 0.04683 | 130 | 91 | 35 | 4 |
1236 | Jack discovers that he wasn't the only one who bought magic beans. | 1.3308 | 0.05051 | 130 | 94 | 29 | 7 |
1237 | Jack, this growth can't last forever you know... | 1.3308 | 0.04809 | 130 | 92 | 33 | 5 |
1238 | As you can see by the chart, bean stalks are going up. If you don’t believe me just look over your shoulder. | 1.3308 | 0.05167 | 130 | 95 | 27 | 8 |
1239 | tell me more about the stalk market | 1.3308 | 0.05393 | 130 | 97 | 23 | 10 |
1240 | I think Steve Kornacki would be way better at explaining this. | 1.3307 | 0.05007 | 127 | 91 | 30 | 6 |
1241 | If you're looking for the big guy, you'll have to take the beanstalk all the way to the C-Suite. | 1.3307 | 0.04880 | 127 | 90 | 32 | 5 |
1242 | They told me working in the cloud would be secure | 1.3307 | 0.05130 | 127 | 92 | 28 | 7 |
1243 | So much for cloud security. Summon the giant! | 1.3307 | 0.05007 | 127 | 91 | 30 | 6 |
1244 | So these are the bean counters. | 1.3307 | 0.04750 | 127 | 89 | 34 | 4 |
1245 | ...and the magic bean division is showing record profits this quarter... | 1.3307 | 0.05007 | 127 | 91 | 30 | 6 |
1246 | If we keep selling him the eggs at an inflated price, we should be... He’s right behind me, isn’t he? | 1.3307 | 0.04880 | 127 | 90 | 32 | 5 |
1247 | And now Jack will report on a breakthrough in our GMO beanstalk research. | 1.3307 | 0.05250 | 127 | 93 | 26 | 8 |
1248 | Don't mind us, we're the bean counters. | 1.3307 | 0.05368 | 127 | 94 | 24 | 9 |
1249 | Bean futures are looking good | 1.3307 | 0.05007 | 127 | 91 | 30 | 6 |
1250 | Sorry, this is "Bean Counting, the Cloud and You." I think "You, Too, Can be a Giant Killer" is just up the stalk. | 1.3307 | 0.04750 | 127 | 89 | 34 | 4 |
1251 | Who let the beans out? | 1.3307 | 0.05007 | 127 | 91 | 30 | 6 |
1252 | Well, now we know, Bill. Your growth predictions are a fairy tale. | 1.3307 | 0.04750 | 127 | 89 | 34 | 4 |
1253 | No, young man, we are discussing growth in bean stocks, not bean stalks. | 1.3307 | 0.04880 | 127 | 90 | 32 | 5 |
1254 | He keeps mumbling about some giant jacking up bean futures. | 1.3307 | 0.05007 | 127 | 91 | 30 | 6 |
1255 | The WiFi password is 'beanstocks'. | 1.3307 | 0.05130 | 127 | 92 | 28 | 7 |
1256 | Excuse me. Are those my beans y'all are counting? | 1.3307 | 0.04880 | 127 | 90 | 32 | 5 |
1257 | Huh, all this time I thought "cloud computing" was a metaphor. | 1.3307 | 0.05130 | 127 | 92 | 28 | 7 |
1258 | Congratulations everyone. Bean stocks have shot up in Q4. | 1.3307 | 0.04617 | 127 | 88 | 36 | 3 |
1259 | We are not investing in beans! Now go away! | 1.3307 | 0.05007 | 127 | 90 | 30 | 5 |
1260 | You mind your corporate ladder, and I'll mind mine. | 1.3307 | 0.05007 | 127 | 91 | 30 | 6 |
1261 | Beans are up this year. | 1.3307 | 0.05007 | 127 | 91 | 30 | 6 |
1262 | Let me introduce you to our new star investment analyst Jack. When he started out he didn’t have a bean to his name. | 1.3307 | 0.05007 | 127 | 91 | 30 | 6 |
1263 | Here's another bean counter. | 1.3307 | 0.05007 | 127 | 91 | 30 | 6 |
1264 | Ignore him. We don’t need a bean-counting climber in our little slice of corporate heaven. | 1.3307 | 0.04480 | 127 | 87 | 38 | 2 |
1265 | The giant? He moved to Austin six months ago." | 1.3307 | 0.04880 | 127 | 90 | 32 | 5 |
1266 | Members of the Board, now we know Jack. | 1.3307 | 0.05007 | 127 | 91 | 30 | 6 |
1267 | His stalk just went up. | 1.3307 | 0.04617 | 127 | 88 | 36 | 3 |
1268 | I heard it through the grapevine | 1.3307 | 0.04750 | 127 | 89 | 34 | 4 |
1269 | The magic's gone kid. | 1.3307 | 0.05368 | 127 | 94 | 24 | 9 |
1270 | I wasn’t expecting corporate giants | 1.3307 | 0.04880 | 127 | 90 | 32 | 5 |
1271 | You said today’s meeting was about the stalk market, right? | 1.3307 | 0.04880 | 127 | 90 | 32 | 5 |
1272 | The numbers predict we will hit the hipster market in about...well, right now actually. | 1.3307 | 0.05130 | 127 | 92 | 28 | 7 |
1273 | Now THAT’S the kind of rapid growth we’re looking for, gang. | 1.3307 | 0.04880 | 127 | 90 | 32 | 5 |
1274 | Third quarter projections suggest stalks will continue to rise through the new year | 1.3307 | 0.04750 | 127 | 89 | 34 | 4 |
1275 | Great - another meeting that could've been a fairy tale. | 1.3307 | 0.05130 | 127 | 92 | 28 | 7 |
1276 | Jenkins, it was my understanding once we moved everything to the cloud we’d be secure. | 1.3307 | 0.04617 | 127 | 88 | 36 | 3 |
1277 | Let me introduce you to our newest board member, for those of you who don't know Jack. | 1.3306 | 0.05337 | 124 | 91 | 25 | 8 |
1278 | We should advise him that he can assess his rewards via the app? | 1.3306 | 0.05458 | 124 | 92 | 23 | 9 |
1279 | A profit rises in our mist. | 1.3306 | 0.04821 | 124 | 87 | 33 | 4 |
1280 | Jack discovers that the i-cloud is just another bloomin' committee | 1.3306 | 0.05337 | 124 | 91 | 25 | 8 |
1281 | And keep in mind - past growth is not a guarantee of future growth. | 1.3306 | 0.05458 | 124 | 92 | 23 | 9 |
1282 | Ah, I see our chief bean counter has arrived. | 1.3306 | 0.04955 | 124 | 88 | 31 | 5 |
1283 | As you can see, our beanstalk investment is soaring | 1.3306 | 0.05213 | 124 | 90 | 27 | 7 |
1284 | What the... Call security. The big guy. | 1.3306 | 0.04821 | 124 | 87 | 33 | 4 |
1285 | These meetings in the cloud are not secure. I think we are bean watched. | 1.3306 | 0.05085 | 124 | 89 | 29 | 6 |
1286 | Jack could not escape the lure of the corporate giant. | 1.3306 | 0.04821 | 124 | 87 | 33 | 4 |
1287 | We can either go public, or – and hear me out on this – sell the company for some magic beans. | 1.3306 | 0.04821 | 124 | 87 | 33 | 4 |
1288 | Stalk holders meeting | 1.3306 | 0.04955 | 124 | 88 | 31 | 5 |
1289 | The profits this quarter for Golden Goose Inc. have been giant. | 1.3306 | 0.04821 | 124 | 87 | 33 | 4 |
1290 | Everyone, meet Jack. He’s our new stock specialist. | 1.3282 | 0.05018 | 131 | 95 | 29 | 7 |
1291 | And speaking of horrendous deal makers... | 1.3282 | 0.05134 | 131 | 96 | 27 | 8 |
1292 | Hard to remember what you've saved in the cloud. | 1.3282 | 0.05018 | 131 | 95 | 29 | 7 |
1293 | Well, this is a giant disappointment. | 1.3282 | 0.05247 | 131 | 97 | 25 | 9 |
1294 | In this telling, Jack finds himself in the conference room of an unfriendly giant corporation. | 1.3282 | 0.04654 | 131 | 92 | 35 | 4 |
1295 | Now that's a bean counter. | 1.3282 | 0.04900 | 131 | 94 | 31 | 6 |
1296 | Jack's high opinion of magical beans was suddenly dashed | 1.3281 | 0.05558 | 128 | 97 | 20 | 11 |
1297 | As you can see, bean stocks are up. | 1.3281 | 0.04720 | 128 | 90 | 34 | 4 |
1298 | Once upon a time, Jack invented cloud data storage. | 1.3281 | 0.04974 | 128 | 92 | 30 | 6 |
1299 | Have you heard the tale of Jack and the L.L.Bean stock? It has its highs and it has its lows. | 1.3281 | 0.05096 | 128 | 93 | 28 | 7 |
1300 | Gosh...It is lonely at the top! | 1.3281 | 0.04849 | 128 | 91 | 32 | 5 |
1301 | As expected your stalk is up again Jack. | 1.3281 | 0.04974 | 128 | 92 | 30 | 6 |
1302 | What do you mean the giant has been downsized? | 1.3281 | 0.05216 | 128 | 94 | 26 | 8 |
1303 | Who called for a bean counter? | 1.3281 | 0.05096 | 128 | 93 | 28 | 7 |
1304 | Jack's first glimpse of industry Giants | 1.3281 | 0.05096 | 128 | 93 | 28 | 7 |
1305 | Enough about seed funding, let's talk golden eggs. | 1.3281 | 0.04849 | 128 | 91 | 32 | 5 |
1306 | Y’all don’t know Jack about upward trends. | 1.3281 | 0.04452 | 128 | 88 | 38 | 2 |
1307 | And thus, the boy began the legend of “Jack and the Beancounters.” | 1.3281 | 0.05096 | 128 | 93 | 28 | 7 |
1308 | Did our cloud-based meeting just get “Hi, Jack”-ed? | 1.3281 | 0.04588 | 128 | 89 | 36 | 3 |
1309 | We no longer use the cloud just for storage. | 1.3279 | 0.05132 | 122 | 88 | 28 | 6 |
1310 | And Jenkins wants his with the dressing on the side... | 1.3279 | 0.05390 | 122 | 90 | 24 | 8 |
1311 | I believe your fairy tale is two clouds over. Unless you brought magic doughnuts. | 1.3279 | 0.04999 | 122 | 87 | 30 | 5 |
1312 | Well, you're not wearing a mask, either. | 1.3279 | 0.05514 | 122 | 91 | 22 | 9 |
1313 | Leave it to Marketing to make a grand entrance. | 1.3279 | 0.05132 | 122 | 88 | 28 | 6 |
1314 | As you can see, bean futures are rising. | 1.3279 | 0.04999 | 122 | 87 | 30 | 5 |
1315 | Someone quick, upgrade the cloud security. | 1.3279 | 0.04861 | 122 | 86 | 32 | 4 |
1316 | Jack! We’d like your opinion. Does this market keep going up forever? | 1.3279 | 0.04574 | 122 | 84 | 36 | 2 |
1317 | We've been hacked! | 1.3279 | 0.05263 | 122 | 89 | 26 | 7 |
1318 | Who invited the tree hugger? | 1.3279 | 0.05514 | 122 | 91 | 22 | 9 |
1319 | As I see it, he doesn't know Jack. | 1.3279 | 0.04861 | 122 | 86 | 32 | 4 |
1320 | Looks like bean futures are way up. | 1.3279 | 0.05263 | 122 | 89 | 26 | 7 |
1321 | We have this cloud booked until noon | 1.3279 | 0.04861 | 122 | 86 | 32 | 4 |
1322 | Cloud financing is one of our strongest divisions, as Jack from the seed-capital branch will now explain | 1.3279 | 0.04861 | 122 | 85 | 32 | 4 |
1323 | Oh, here he comes. This is Jack, everyone...our bean counter. | 1.3279 | 0.04999 | 122 | 87 | 30 | 5 |
1324 | Sorry mate, we don't have a bathroom here." | 1.3279 | 0.05263 | 122 | 89 | 26 | 7 |
1325 | Oh,sorry. I was looking for Facebook. | 1.3279 | 0.05263 | 122 | 89 | 26 | 7 |
1326 | I thought you said a cloud meeting was gonna be private. | 1.3279 | 0.05263 | 122 | 89 | 26 | 7 |
1327 | No Jack, we don’t invest in Golden Eggs anymore. Now, it’s only Bitcoin. | 1.3279 | 0.04861 | 122 | 86 | 32 | 4 |
1328 | It was at this moment that Jack realized he thought about work too much. | 1.3279 | 0.05390 | 122 | 90 | 24 | 8 |
1329 | Really guys, it’s just a fairy tale. | 1.3279 | 0.04574 | 122 | 84 | 36 | 2 |
1330 | The boss is one floor up. But be warned: he’s an ogre. | 1.3279 | 0.04861 | 122 | 86 | 32 | 4 |
1331 | Everyone’s trying to break into the cloud.” | 1.3279 | 0.05132 | 122 | 88 | 28 | 6 |
1332 | And this trend line is the goose that laid the golden egg. | 1.3279 | 0.04720 | 122 | 85 | 34 | 3 |
1333 | Please welcome our guest speaker to talk about growth. | 1.3279 | 0.04574 | 122 | 84 | 36 | 2 |
1334 | Hurry up with those trickle down economics! | 1.3279 | 0.05263 | 122 | 89 | 26 | 7 |
1335 | This meeting could have been an email. | 1.3279 | 0.05263 | 122 | 89 | 26 | 7 |
1336 | Stalks are about to crash. | 1.3258 | 0.04368 | 132 | 91 | 39 | 2 |
1337 | No, young man, cryptocurrency isn’t a fairy tale, and GoldenGoose is a perfectly safe investment. Would you like a prospectus? | 1.3256 | 0.05629 | 129 | 99 | 18 | 12 |
1338 | Jack climbed all the way up here, so maybe we should listen to what he has to say. | 1.3256 | 0.04690 | 129 | 91 | 34 | 4 |
1339 | As you can see, our strong optimism about bean futures was entirely justified. | 1.3256 | 0.04818 | 129 | 92 | 32 | 5 |
1340 | Jack, the corporate bean-stalker. | 1.3256 | 0.04559 | 129 | 90 | 36 | 3 |
1341 | Looks like my magic beans were a good growth investment! | 1.3256 | 0.04942 | 129 | 93 | 30 | 6 |
1342 | Who called in the bean counters? | 1.3254 | 0.04623 | 126 | 88 | 35 | 3 |
1343 | Jack found the board meetings more and more difficult to get to during the quarantine. | 1.3254 | 0.05501 | 126 | 95 | 21 | 10 |
1344 | He's long gone--got him in a hostile takeover. | 1.3254 | 0.04758 | 126 | 89 | 33 | 4 |
1345 | Ignore him, he’s just a bean counter. | 1.3254 | 0.04758 | 126 | 89 | 33 | 4 |
1346 | That's not the corporate ladder. | 1.3254 | 0.04758 | 126 | 89 | 33 | 4 |
1347 | I can't explain it, but bean stocks are sky high. | 1.3252 | 0.05227 | 123 | 90 | 26 | 7 |
1348 | Sorry I'm late, I didn't think this is what you meant when you said the meeting was on the cloud. | 1.3252 | 0.05227 | 123 | 90 | 26 | 7 |
1349 | While I admire your originality, we’re more into conformity. | 1.3250 | 0.05444 | 120 | 89 | 23 | 8 |
1350 | Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell the blood of a lowly intern. | 1.3250 | 0.05696 | 120 | 91 | 19 | 10 |
1351 | Yes, we are the bean counters. Why? | 1.3250 | 0.05044 | 120 | 86 | 29 | 5 |
1352 | Sorry kid, this meeting is just for the bean counters. | 1.3250 | 0.04758 | 120 | 84 | 33 | 3 |
1353 | How many beans does he have? | 1.3250 | 0.04608 | 120 | 83 | 35 | 2 |
1354 | I smell the blood of our target demographic. | 1.3250 | 0.05314 | 120 | 88 | 25 | 7 |
1355 | The fact is our responsibility is to our shareholders, so what happens to Jack after we grind his bones to make our bread is not our concern. | 1.3250 | 0.04903 | 120 | 85 | 31 | 4 |
1356 | Ladies and gentlemen, this is Jack who heads up our Golden Goose Egg department which is responsible for these positive figures. | 1.3250 | 0.05314 | 120 | 88 | 25 | 7 |
1357 | Oh boy, here come the bean counters. | 1.3250 | 0.04903 | 120 | 85 | 31 | 4 |
1358 | Wrong cloud Junior. | 1.3250 | 0.05181 | 120 | 87 | 27 | 6 |
1359 | Given this new information, I vote we go long on magic bean stocks. | 1.3250 | 0.04903 | 120 | 85 | 31 | 4 |
1360 | That. That's the kind of growth we need this year. | 1.3250 | 0.04903 | 120 | 85 | 31 | 4 |
1361 | So there IS a purgatory. | 1.3250 | 0.05044 | 120 | 86 | 29 | 5 |
1362 | Get I.T. We have a security issue with the cloud. | 1.3250 | 0.05181 | 120 | 87 | 27 | 6 |
1363 | All puns aside, our bean stocks are actually quite low. | 1.3250 | 0.05444 | 120 | 89 | 23 | 8 |
1364 | Bean counters? Whatever gave you that idea? | 1.3250 | 0.04903 | 120 | 85 | 31 | 4 |
1365 | Who else believes the stalk market will continue rising? | 1.3250 | 0.05181 | 120 | 87 | 27 | 6 |
1366 | That's stalking--you'll have to go through HR like everyone else. | 1.3250 | 0.04758 | 120 | 84 | 33 | 3 |
1367 | Jack, I told you last week that all beanstalk data is kept in the cloud. | 1.3250 | 0.05044 | 120 | 86 | 29 | 5 |
1368 | As demonstrated by Jack, our stalks are sky high this quarter. | 1.3250 | 0.05571 | 120 | 90 | 21 | 9 |
1369 | As you can see, the stalk market is at an all-time high. | 1.3250 | 0.05044 | 120 | 86 | 29 | 5 |
1370 | As gold prices continue to climb we should see an uptick in sneaky farm boys who have made bad cattle futures decisions. | 1.3250 | 0.05044 | 120 | 86 | 29 | 5 |
1371 | As you can see, the American economy has never been stronger. The stock market is through the roof and magic beans are working great for small business owners. | 1.3231 | 0.05030 | 130 | 95 | 28 | 7 |
1372 | Let's ask Jack what he thinks of our new hybrid beans. | 1.3231 | 0.04787 | 130 | 93 | 32 | 5 |
1373 | The genetically-modified beans seem to be doing well. | 1.3228 | 0.04593 | 127 | 89 | 35 | 3 |
1374 | And just as the chart shows, this is the moment before the big drop | 1.3228 | 0.04593 | 127 | 89 | 35 | 3 |
1375 | Are you a shareholder? | 1.3228 | 0.04858 | 127 | 91 | 31 | 5 |
1376 | Guys let's take a break, lunch is here. | 1.3228 | 0.05230 | 127 | 94 | 25 | 8 |
1377 | Jack suddenly realized there was no such thing as a golden goose, only a Ponzi scam at the top of the beanstalk. | 1.3228 | 0.05230 | 127 | 94 | 25 | 8 |
1378 | Oh, great--another bean-counter. | 1.3228 | 0.04985 | 127 | 92 | 29 | 6 |
1379 | A giant I can handle but not a committee. | 1.3228 | 0.04985 | 127 | 92 | 29 | 6 |
1380 | As Jack climbed even higher he spotted the corporate giants | 1.3228 | 0.05230 | 127 | 94 | 25 | 8 |
1381 | Oh great, even the giant has a PR team now. | 1.3228 | 0.04985 | 127 | 92 | 29 | 6 |
1382 | Jack, I asked for bean stock projections not a beanstalk projection. | 1.3226 | 0.05063 | 124 | 90 | 28 | 6 |
1383 | Jack and the Beancounters. | 1.3223 | 0.04869 | 121 | 86 | 31 | 4 |
1384 | I hate to be a Gloomy Gus, but it all seems rather pie in the sky thinking, given our growing cloud security problems." | 1.3223 | 0.05009 | 121 | 87 | 29 | 5 |
1385 | SECURITY! | 1.3223 | 0.05277 | 121 | 89 | 25 | 7 |
1386 | Above the fray... more fray... | 1.3223 | 0.04869 | 121 | 86 | 31 | 4 |
1387 | We could use another bean counter. | 1.3223 | 0.05406 | 121 | 90 | 23 | 8 |
1388 | Stalks are rising, prophets are up. | 1.3223 | 0.05009 | 121 | 87 | 29 | 5 |
1389 | No, we are not bean counters. | 1.3223 | 0.05009 | 121 | 87 | 29 | 5 |
1390 | Meet the competition... | 1.3223 | 0.05009 | 121 | 87 | 29 | 5 |
1391 | For the last time, Jack, quit stalking us! | 1.3223 | 0.05145 | 121 | 88 | 27 | 6 |
1392 | We don't own these beans, the stalk-holders do! | 1.3223 | 0.05009 | 121 | 87 | 29 | 5 |
1393 | Sorry I must have got on the wrong vine.No masks so I assume you have already got the vaccine or your dead. | 1.3223 | 0.05532 | 121 | 91 | 21 | 9 |
1394 | Welcome to The Cloud. | 1.3223 | 0.05406 | 121 | 90 | 23 | 8 |
1395 | Wow, so this is what they mean by giant corporations”. | 1.3223 | 0.05406 | 121 | 90 | 23 | 8 |
1396 | Yes, working in the cloud today, you? | 1.3223 | 0.05009 | 121 | 87 | 29 | 5 |
1397 | As you can see, our stalks are way up. | 1.3223 | 0.05532 | 121 | 91 | 21 | 9 |
1398 | I thought this was a private cloud. | 1.3223 | 0.05145 | 121 | 88 | 27 | 6 |
1399 | I'm guessing you're the new intern? | 1.3223 | 0.05145 | 121 | 88 | 27 | 6 |
1400 | It appears that bean futures ARE climbing. | 1.3220 | 0.04945 | 118 | 84 | 30 | 4 |
1401 | I'm seeing it too Johnson, these stalks are incredible. | 1.3220 | 0.04945 | 118 | 84 | 30 | 4 |
1402 | So, that's what's in the cloud! | 1.3220 | 0.04797 | 118 | 83 | 32 | 3 |
1403 | The data encryption service came with an axe, right? | 1.3220 | 0.05367 | 118 | 87 | 24 | 7 |
1404 | Our start-up was just a seedling, too, and look where we are now. | 1.3220 | 0.04643 | 118 | 82 | 34 | 2 |
1405 | We'll give you a sign before it all comes crashing down. | 1.3220 | 0.04797 | 118 | 83 | 32 | 3 |
1406 | Whoever brought in Jack from ‘Jack and the Beanstalk’ for this meeting instead of Jack from ‘Jack Sprat’ is going to get Jack from ‘Jack Squat’ for their annual bonus.” | 1.3220 | 0.05090 | 118 | 85 | 28 | 5 |
1407 | Did I tell you that I'm vegan now? | 1.3220 | 0.05367 | 118 | 87 | 24 | 7 |
1408 | And so, like fairy tales, our profits only rise for those who truly believe | 1.3220 | 0.05090 | 118 | 85 | 28 | 5 |
1409 | Look who finally decided to show up! | 1.3200 | 0.05029 | 125 | 91 | 28 | 6 |
1410 | It’s amazing the heights people go to get inside information. | 1.3197 | 0.04694 | 122 | 86 | 33 | 3 |
1411 | Unexpected growth indeed. | 1.3197 | 0.04548 | 122 | 85 | 35 | 2 |
1412 | We ate the goose and opted for golden parachutes instead. | 1.3197 | 0.05240 | 122 | 90 | 25 | 7 |
1413 | Excuse me, I'm looking for the pre-Covid version of this fairy tale? | 1.3197 | 0.04837 | 122 | 87 | 31 | 4 |
1414 | Keep going: bean counting only got us this far. | 1.3197 | 0.04975 | 122 | 88 | 29 | 5 |
1415 | As you can see, bean stock has only gone up. | 1.3197 | 0.05109 | 122 | 89 | 27 | 6 |
1416 | No matter what the honcho says, if we want to round the curve I'm afraid we'll have to skip the bones of the Englishman. | 1.3193 | 0.05193 | 119 | 87 | 26 | 6 |
1417 | CEO is two clouds up. | 1.3193 | 0.04612 | 119 | 83 | 34 | 2 |
1418 | Golden goose” is just an expression, kid | 1.3193 | 0.04764 | 119 | 84 | 32 | 3 |
1419 | And we see great growth in our genetically modified crop division | 1.3193 | 0.05054 | 119 | 86 | 28 | 5 |
1420 | I don't care a hill of beans what your excuse is, Jack. You're late! | 1.3193 | 0.05193 | 119 | 87 | 26 | 6 |
1421 | See, I told you our cloud software wasn't safe from spies! | 1.3193 | 0.05328 | 119 | 88 | 24 | 7 |
1422 | It appears that young man has stalk in our company. | 1.3193 | 0.05054 | 119 | 86 | 28 | 5 |
1423 | Stalk prices are on the rise | 1.3193 | 0.04764 | 119 | 84 | 32 | 3 |
1424 | Gentleman, I would say this is definitive proof that our magic beans product has met our projected the sales quota.. | 1.3193 | 0.05193 | 119 | 87 | 26 | 6 |
1425 | I invited young Jack here for a different perspective on asset acquisition and organic growth. | 1.3193 | 0.05328 | 119 | 88 | 24 | 7 |
1426 | How about climbing the corporate ladder just like everyone else. | 1.3193 | 0.04911 | 119 | 85 | 30 | 4 |
1427 | As you can see, this is a growth stalk. | 1.3193 | 0.05460 | 119 | 89 | 22 | 8 |
1428 | So these are the giants mum warned about | 1.3193 | 0.05054 | 119 | 86 | 28 | 5 |
1429 | Yes, Jack, the bean-counters have moved to the cloud! | 1.3190 | 0.04989 | 116 | 83 | 29 | 4 |
1430 | We consider ourselves corporate giants... | 1.3190 | 0.04989 | 116 | 83 | 29 | 4 |
1431 | Well, the first guy from the focus group has arrived. | 1.3190 | 0.05421 | 116 | 86 | 23 | 7 |
1432 | I knew it! Magic bean counters. | 1.3190 | 0.05421 | 116 | 86 | 23 | 7 |
1433 | Sorry to interrupt, I was just trying to access the cloud | 1.3190 | 0.04989 | 116 | 83 | 29 | 4 |
1434 | You are being nostalgic, clouds are much safer now. | 1.3190 | 0.05421 | 116 | 86 | 23 | 7 |
1435 | Our former assistant is giving new meaning to the concept of stalking. | 1.3190 | 0.05281 | 116 | 85 | 25 | 6 |
1436 | As you can see, we also offer stalk options. | 1.3190 | 0.05137 | 116 | 84 | 27 | 5 |
1437 | He's part of our new Board diversity initiative. | 1.3190 | 0.04989 | 116 | 83 | 29 | 4 |
1438 | Team, I'd like to introduce our new VP of Stalk Performance. | 1.3190 | 0.04678 | 116 | 81 | 33 | 2 |
1439 | Damn! I thought that we were safe up here. | 1.3190 | 0.04989 | 116 | 83 | 29 | 4 |
1440 | according to this graph Jack should arrive any minute now | 1.3190 | 0.04989 | 116 | 83 | 29 | 4 |
1441 | So as you can see, Giant Corp.'s need for the blood of Englishmen continues to rise. | 1.3190 | 0.05557 | 116 | 87 | 21 | 8 |
1442 | Jack discovers MagicBeanCo is the new giant in town. | 1.3190 | 0.05557 | 116 | 87 | 21 | 8 |
1443 | Now I'd like to get a report from our bean counter. | 1.3190 | 0.04989 | 116 | 83 | 29 | 4 |
1444 | And that's how I discovered the on-site Google Cloud office. It looks like what you'd imagine. | 1.3190 | 0.05137 | 116 | 84 | 27 | 5 |
1445 | Don't mind him,he's just a nosy stockholder. | 1.3190 | 0.05137 | 116 | 84 | 27 | 5 |
1446 | I thought all the magic beans had been tracked down." | 1.3190 | 0.05691 | 116 | 88 | 19 | 9 |
1447 | Dude, I came up this high just to see Hell? | 1.3190 | 0.05691 | 116 | 88 | 19 | 9 |
1448 | Don’t mind the agrarian, he’s a cloud redistribution advocate. | 1.3190 | 0.04989 | 116 | 83 | 29 | 4 |
1449 | We were told to conduct our business in the cloud. | 1.3190 | 0.04989 | 116 | 83 | 29 | 4 |
1450 | Sorry Jack, there's nobody else here but us bean counters... | 1.3190 | 0.04989 | 116 | 83 | 29 | 4 |
1451 | Our security budget should be going down, not up. I mean, who in the world is going to get up here, let alone past the giant? | 1.3190 | 0.04836 | 116 | 82 | 31 | 3 |
1452 | The giant’s on the next cloud. | 1.3190 | 0.04989 | 116 | 83 | 29 | 4 |
1453 | Congratulations Jack! The bean market soars! | 1.3190 | 0.04989 | 116 | 82 | 29 | 4 |
1454 | Congratulations, Jack. You've finally reached the icloud! | 1.3190 | 0.05137 | 116 | 84 | 27 | 5 |
1455 | Unless we get this vaccine distributed there's going to be a lot more of them up here. | 1.3190 | 0.05137 | 116 | 84 | 27 | 5 |
1456 | Jack kept all his data in the cloud | 1.3190 | 0.05281 | 116 | 85 | 25 | 6 |
1457 | Millennials. | 1.3190 | 0.05137 | 116 | 84 | 27 | 5 |
1458 | Its at this point the wealth will trickle down... | 1.3190 | 0.04989 | 116 | 83 | 29 | 4 |
1459 | You’re telling me the value of cattle has gone up since I sold my family’s cow? | 1.3190 | 0.05691 | 116 | 88 | 19 | 9 |
1460 | Guess I'm not getting any gold from these Giants. | 1.3190 | 0.05421 | 116 | 86 | 23 | 7 |
1461 | With a little more seed money, we could become a giant. | 1.3171 | 0.05074 | 123 | 90 | 27 | 6 |
1462 | Today's guest speaker is going to teach us a thing or two about (live)stock trading | 1.3171 | 0.05204 | 123 | 91 | 25 | 7 |
1463 | This is Middle Management. If you're looking for scary giants, keep climbing. | 1.3171 | 0.05074 | 123 | 90 | 27 | 6 |
1464 | Jack discovers an insider trading ring on his magic bean ipo | 1.3171 | 0.05074 | 123 | 90 | 27 | 6 |
1465 | I thought I heard that stalks were rising | 1.3171 | 0.04804 | 123 | 88 | 31 | 4 |
1466 | We need to look out for the stalkholders. | 1.3171 | 0.05204 | 123 | 91 | 25 | 7 |
1467 | Our I-Cloud is immune to cyber stalking! | 1.3171 | 0.05074 | 123 | 90 | 27 | 6 |
1468 | Not exactly the ‘corporate giants’ I was expecting to find | 1.3171 | 0.05074 | 123 | 90 | 27 | 6 |
1469 | Please remember that we are the Giants. | 1.3167 | 0.05421 | 120 | 90 | 22 | 8 |
1470 | I would invest in plant futures | 1.3167 | 0.05156 | 120 | 88 | 26 | 6 |
1471 | Hmmm... bean counters... | 1.3167 | 0.05290 | 120 | 89 | 24 | 7 |
1472 | That’s when the tech giants noticed Jack. | 1.3167 | 0.05290 | 120 | 89 | 24 | 7 |
1473 | Jack, I think you are on mute. | 1.3167 | 0.05290 | 120 | 89 | 24 | 7 |
1474 | Golden eggs? No. How about a golden parachute instead? | 1.3167 | 0.04581 | 120 | 84 | 34 | 2 |
1475 | If your talking about commodities, I have a tip for you. | 1.3167 | 0.04877 | 120 | 86 | 30 | 4 |
1476 | You were right. Magic Beans are way up. | 1.3167 | 0.05019 | 120 | 87 | 28 | 5 |
1477 | I said you will have to climb the corporate ladder, I didn't say anything about beanstalks. | 1.3167 | 0.04877 | 120 | 86 | 30 | 4 |
1478 | As you see, since the cow acquisition magic beans have gone through the roof. | 1.3167 | 0.05156 | 120 | 88 | 26 | 6 |
1479 | Now I'm not so sure secure cloud computing isn't just some fairy tale. | 1.3167 | 0.04877 | 120 | 86 | 30 | 4 |
1480 | And Jack, seeing what his future held if he kept climbing the corporate beanstalk, slid back down and moved to Key West. | 1.3167 | 0.05421 | 120 | 90 | 22 | 8 |
1481 | I have a feeling this meeting is about to be high-Jacked. | 1.3162 | 0.04485 | 117 | 81 | 35 | 1 |
1482 | Uh-oh, corporate giants. . . | 1.3162 | 0.05381 | 117 | 87 | 23 | 7 |
1483 | Sorry, Jack. You're fired. Sprout has turned this company around. | 1.3162 | 0.04953 | 117 | 84 | 29 | 4 |
1484 | Sorry kid, no golden eggs. But we can start you with medical and a 401k. | 1.3162 | 0.05381 | 117 | 87 | 23 | 7 |
1485 | Is that beanstalk encrypted? | 1.3162 | 0.05242 | 117 | 86 | 25 | 6 |
1486 | What kind of beans did YOU plant? | 1.3162 | 0.04802 | 117 | 83 | 31 | 3 |
1487 | Is anyone managing your golden eggs yet? | 1.3162 | 0.05100 | 117 | 85 | 27 | 5 |
1488 | Tell us about cloud growth . | 1.3158 | 0.04547 | 114 | 79 | 34 | 1 |
1489 | Actually we are on Cloud 9, the giant is one floor up. | 1.3158 | 0.05185 | 114 | 83 | 26 | 5 |
1490 | If you're Jack, keep climbing, the giant is waiting for you in the 12th floor C-suite. | 1.3158 | 0.05185 | 114 | 83 | 26 | 5 |
1491 | Jack discovers to his horror that it was capitalists rather than ogres who stole his family's livelihood. | 1.3158 | 0.05333 | 114 | 84 | 24 | 6 |
1492 | Is that what they store on the iCloud? | 1.3158 | 0.05886 | 114 | 88 | 16 | 10 |
1493 | What did you trade to get up here? | 1.3158 | 0.04876 | 114 | 81 | 30 | 3 |
1494 | With the continuing rise in our bean count, we clearly need more administrators. | 1.3158 | 0.05033 | 114 | 82 | 28 | 4 |
1495 | And I did it with just a handful of beans! | 1.3158 | 0.05886 | 114 | 88 | 16 | 10 |
1496 | You're late. | 1.3158 | 0.05616 | 114 | 86 | 20 | 8 |
1497 | You must be looking for a bag of gold, an enchanted hen and a magic golden harp but we got here first and did a leveraged buyout. Sorry! | 1.3158 | 0.05333 | 114 | 84 | 24 | 6 |
1498 | Beans are trending strongly | 1.3158 | 0.04876 | 114 | 81 | 30 | 3 |
1499 | Actually, I think we have this cloud booked until 3pm. | 1.3158 | 0.04876 | 114 | 81 | 30 | 3 |
1500 | Guess who decided to show up without Bagels! | 1.3158 | 0.05185 | 114 | 83 | 26 | 5 |
1501 | You didn't need to sell your cow. We have a corporate ladder. | 1.3158 | 0.05333 | 114 | 84 | 24 | 6 |
1502 | If you think the sky's the limit, then you don't no Jack! | 1.3158 | 0.05333 | 114 | 84 | 24 | 6 |
1503 | Fi-fi-fo-fum, the price of magic beans is gaining momentum. | 1.3158 | 0.05476 | 114 | 85 | 22 | 7 |
1504 | How did you guys get a desk up here? | 1.3158 | 0.05185 | 114 | 83 | 26 | 5 |
1505 | And Jack will speak about upward mobility at our new plant. | 1.3158 | 0.05476 | 114 | 85 | 22 | 7 |
1506 | Jack arrived a few minutes late, only to discover they had started without him. | 1.3158 | 0.05033 | 114 | 82 | 28 | 4 |
1507 | You're halfway there. | 1.3158 | 0.05333 | 114 | 84 | 24 | 6 |
1508 | I don't know what you were expecting to find up here. | 1.3158 | 0.05185 | 114 | 83 | 26 | 5 |
1509 | Jack and the Beanstalk....the marxist slays the corporate giant edition | 1.3158 | 0.05185 | 114 | 83 | 26 | 5 |
1510 | Jack could you bring up some coffee on your next round? | 1.3158 | 0.05333 | 114 | 84 | 24 | 6 |
1511 | It figures the goose and the golden egg are metaphors for a venture capital firm. | 1.3158 | 0.05033 | 114 | 82 | 28 | 4 |
1512 | I traded my cow too soon! | 1.3158 | 0.04714 | 114 | 80 | 32 | 2 |
1513 | Folks, let’s all focus on organic growth. | 1.3158 | 0.05185 | 114 | 83 | 26 | 5 |
1514 | I thought Hell was below. | 1.3145 | 0.05168 | 124 | 92 | 25 | 7 |
1515 | It’s good growth, Jack, but don’t let it go to your head. | 1.3145 | 0.05168 | 124 | 92 | 25 | 7 |
1516 | You guys are full of beans, and they aren't magic ones. | 1.3140 | 0.04550 | 121 | 85 | 34 | 2 |
1517 | This isn't the cloud you're looking for. Try three levels above. | 1.3140 | 0.04699 | 121 | 86 | 32 | 3 |
1518 | Loading ... | 1.3140 | 0.04699 | 121 | 86 | 32 | 3 |
1519 | As you can see, our guerrilla marketing campaign for magic beans is scoring very high with young males. | 1.3136 | 0.05476 | 118 | 89 | 21 | 8 |
1520 | When we said we wanted to grow the company, this is not what we meant. | 1.3136 | 0.05064 | 118 | 86 | 27 | 5 |
1521 | We've retained outside expertise on stalk market speculation. | 1.3136 | 0.04918 | 118 | 85 | 29 | 4 |
1522 | Jack, that's not exactly what we meant about remoting in to the cloud meeting. | 1.3136 | 0.04769 | 118 | 84 | 31 | 3 |
1523 | Sorry, 'MBA' does not mean "Magic Bean Ascent.' | 1.3136 | 0.05064 | 118 | 86 | 27 | 5 |
1524 | Sorry, this is the cloud for corporate giants. | 1.3136 | 0.05342 | 118 | 88 | 23 | 7 |
1525 | Fee-fi-fo-feller, I smell the blood of a short-seller. | 1.3136 | 0.05734 | 118 | 91 | 17 | 10 |
1526 | Sorry, Jack. But it was the only way we could get you to attend. | 1.3136 | 0.05205 | 118 | 87 | 25 | 6 |
1527 | We killed god. We'll kill you too. | 1.3136 | 0.05476 | 118 | 89 | 21 | 8 |
1528 | Stalks are soaring. | 1.3136 | 0.04918 | 118 | 85 | 29 | 4 |
1529 | That Bean stock is really taking off. | 1.3136 | 0.05064 | 118 | 86 | 27 | 5 |
1530 | Suddenly the bean counters realized where their missing beans had gone. | 1.3136 | 0.05205 | 118 | 87 | 25 | 6 |
1531 | Jack, if you insist on coming to these virtual meetings in person, you can't keep showing up late. | 1.3136 | 0.05476 | 118 | 89 | 21 | 8 |
1532 | Jack will now present on the strong growth of the magic beans sector of the company. | 1.3136 | 0.05476 | 118 | 89 | 21 | 8 |
1533 | Part of our effort to be carbon neutral by 2025 is this substitute for the elevator! | 1.3136 | 0.05476 | 118 | 89 | 21 | 8 |
1534 | Oh... it’s just a corporate giant... | 1.3136 | 0.04918 | 118 | 85 | 29 | 4 |
1535 | Well, these are the bean stalk holders. What did you expect? | 1.3136 | 0.05064 | 118 | 86 | 27 | 5 |
1536 | Wait. I smell the blood of a company stalk holder. | 1.3130 | 0.05709 | 115 | 88 | 18 | 9 |
1537 | Hang on, Larry, its that boy again. Call security. | 1.3130 | 0.05147 | 115 | 84 | 26 | 5 |
1538 | cloud business is not keen for a dreamy... | 1.3125 | 0.05234 | 112 | 81 | 25 | 5 |
1539 | Jack, the giant retired and sold all his holdings " | 1.3125 | 0.05386 | 112 | 83 | 23 | 6 |
1540 | We may be a corporate giant, but we still need to protect our golden goose. | 1.3125 | 0.04751 | 112 | 79 | 31 | 2 |
1541 | This is Sales. Customer Service is in the other direction. | 1.3125 | 0.05234 | 112 | 82 | 25 | 5 |
1542 | I told you our ideas wouldn't be safe in the cloud... | 1.3125 | 0.05234 | 112 | 82 | 25 | 5 |
1543 | Have any of you seen my Mommy? She work's for Green Giant | 1.3125 | 0.05234 | 112 | 82 | 25 | 5 |
1544 | Oh, for Pete's sake... now what?!? | 1.3125 | 0.05533 | 112 | 84 | 21 | 7 |
1545 | Fee-fi-fo-fum! We are the corporate giants, son! | 1.3125 | 0.05533 | 112 | 84 | 21 | 7 |
1546 | Oh, that s just Jack. He never did trust The Cloud | 1.3125 | 0.05078 | 112 | 81 | 27 | 4 |
1547 | They were only giants of industry, but they were still willing to grind your bones to make their bread. | 1.3125 | 0.04917 | 112 | 80 | 29 | 3 |
1548 | It's okay, we've all been social distancing together. | 1.3125 | 0.05078 | 112 | 81 | 27 | 4 |
1549 | ... and as you can see, our new cloud strategy is accessible to everyone, even Jack! | 1.3125 | 0.05078 | 112 | 81 | 27 | 4 |
1550 | We're seeing a surprising uptick in bean sales among the snot-nosed asshole demographic - Oh, Jack! I didn't see you there. | 1.3125 | 0.05533 | 112 | 83 | 21 | 7 |
1551 | Hold - up - there- son ... there's been a giant takeover. | 1.3125 | 0.05234 | 112 | 82 | 25 | 5 |
1552 | Everything's moving to the cloud these days | 1.3125 | 0.05533 | 112 | 84 | 21 | 7 |
1553 | No, that's Jack the Giant Auditor. | 1.3125 | 0.05533 | 112 | 84 | 21 | 7 |
1554 | Think of it more as a golden nest egg. | 1.3125 | 0.05817 | 112 | 86 | 17 | 9 |
1555 | We moved all our data to the cloud and we still don't know Jack... | 1.3125 | 0.05533 | 112 | 84 | 21 | 7 |
1556 | GMO Jack... I like your style. | 1.3125 | 0.05234 | 112 | 82 | 25 | 5 |
1557 | Now even the kid realizes that we don’t know Jack! | 1.3125 | 0.05386 | 112 | 83 | 23 | 6 |
1558 | At this point let me introduce Jack who can explain the phenomenal growth. | 1.3125 | 0.05386 | 112 | 83 | 23 | 6 |
1559 | Jack, how often do we have to tell you -no insider trading. | 1.3125 | 0.05386 | 112 | 83 | 23 | 6 |
1560 | Jack discovers The Cloud doesn’t match his expectations | 1.3125 | 0.05533 | 112 | 84 | 21 | 7 |
1561 | Oh. A giant CORPORATION! | 1.3125 | 0.05533 | 112 | 84 | 21 | 7 |
1562 | I hope the bean counters find the budget for better cloud security. | 1.3125 | 0.05234 | 112 | 82 | 25 | 5 |
1563 | Can you believe? He thinks corporations are evil giants! | 1.3125 | 0.04751 | 112 | 79 | 31 | 2 |
1564 | Jack was curious about how to grow his shares in bean stocks. | 1.3125 | 0.04917 | 112 | 80 | 29 | 3 |
1565 | Hey look at my graph! | 1.3125 | 0.05234 | 112 | 82 | 25 | 5 |
1566 | Thanks to Jack here, our stalk is way up. | 1.3125 | 0.05234 | 112 | 82 | 25 | 5 |
1567 | It appears that even the cloud is no longer safe from the prying eyes of giant corporation bean counters. | 1.3125 | 0.05234 | 112 | 82 | 25 | 5 |
1568 | Keep climbing; there's nothing for you here. | 1.3125 | 0.05386 | 112 | 83 | 23 | 6 |
1569 | Trust me, you don't want to know what cow futures are trading for. | 1.3125 | 0.05533 | 112 | 84 | 21 | 7 |
1570 | hey you, please get off of my cloud... | 1.3125 | 0.05386 | 112 | 83 | 23 | 6 |
1571 | Yeah, sure, kid. | 1.3125 | 0.04917 | 112 | 80 | 29 | 3 |
1572 | Not the typical corporate ladder, but it works | 1.3125 | 0.05234 | 112 | 82 | 25 | 5 |
1573 | This is NOT Bring Your Son to Work day!!! | 1.3125 | 0.05533 | 112 | 84 | 21 | 7 |
1574 | Stalks are at an all time high, however, we're bean bearish on future performance. | 1.3125 | 0.05533 | 112 | 84 | 21 | 7 |
1575 | And now let me introduce you to the client who provided most of the seed money for this venture... | 1.3125 | 0.05078 | 112 | 81 | 27 | 4 |
1576 | We have an upward trend, but nothing like Jack’s vertical growth ! | 1.3125 | 0.05234 | 112 | 82 | 25 | 5 |
1577 | Sorry, traffic. | 1.3125 | 0.05677 | 112 | 85 | 19 | 8 |
1578 | You there, could you bring up a few pizzas? | 1.3125 | 0.05386 | 112 | 83 | 23 | 6 |
1579 | Sales are achieved through hard work and perseverance, it's not magic Jack. | 1.3125 | 0.05677 | 112 | 85 | 19 | 8 |
1580 | But how could they ever know that ‘storing it in the cloud’ is just us writing it down on paper and whiteboards as fast as we can?! | 1.3125 | 0.05386 | 112 | 83 | 23 | 6 |
1581 | As you can see the stalk price has gone sky high. | 1.3125 | 0.05234 | 112 | 82 | 25 | 5 |
1582 | That’s 4 espresso extra sugar, 1 decaf, 2 half-caf and 1 Jack Daniels on the rocks. | 1.3125 | 0.05078 | 112 | 81 | 27 | 4 |
1583 | Using inside information he learned from climbing the beanstalk, Jack's family prospered and they all lived happily ever after. | 1.3125 | 0.05677 | 112 | 85 | 19 | 8 |
1584 | Mr. G is now with another cloud company | 1.3125 | 0.05078 | 112 | 81 | 27 | 4 |
1585 | I didn't know he meant corporate giant. | 1.3125 | 0.05533 | 112 | 84 | 21 | 7 |
1586 | Jack cautiously ponders investment opportunities for his golden egg. | 1.3125 | 0.05234 | 112 | 82 | 25 | 5 |
1587 | Bean futures are three clouds over. | 1.3125 | 0.05078 | 112 | 81 | 27 | 4 |
1588 | As Jack demonstrates,the sky is no limit on our our bean seed profits. | 1.3125 | 0.05234 | 112 | 82 | 25 | 5 |
1589 | Supposedly he's an expert in organic growth. | 1.3125 | 0.05533 | 112 | 84 | 21 | 7 |
1590 | And as you can see, green energy is soaring. | 1.3125 | 0.05234 | 112 | 82 | 25 | 5 |
1591 | Jack, you're late. Is the Hen in or out? | 1.3125 | 0.05533 | 112 | 84 | 21 | 7 |
1592 | Jack knows we migrated to the cloud. | 1.3125 | 0.05078 | 112 | 81 | 27 | 4 |
1593 | We're talking about bean stocks, Jack. | 1.3125 | 0.05078 | 112 | 81 | 27 | 4 |
1594 | I know just how to bring down this evil giant -- a living wage. | 1.3125 | 0.05533 | 112 | 84 | 21 | 7 |
1595 | Keep climbing. The giant’s in a meeting with our Golden Goose Division on Cloud 9. | 1.3125 | 0.05386 | 112 | 83 | 23 | 6 |
1596 | Jack, there's nothing magic about these figures! | 1.3125 | 0.05533 | 112 | 84 | 21 | 7 |
1597 | Golden egg marketing has went up this quarter. | 1.3125 | 0.05533 | 112 | 84 | 21 | 7 |
1598 | And at the top of the beanstalk, Jack found where the corporate giants hide. | 1.3125 | 0.05234 | 112 | 82 | 25 | 5 |
1599 | Unpaid interns face a harsher climb to the top than ever before. | 1.3125 | 0.05386 | 112 | 83 | 23 | 6 |
1600 | Where’s Kornacki? | 1.3125 | 0.05078 | 112 | 81 | 27 | 4 |
1601 | Yes, Jack, the meeting's virtual landscape background is real | 1.3125 | 0.05078 | 112 | 81 | 27 | 4 |
1602 | The corporate giants, on the other hand, will indeed grind your bones to make some bread | 1.3125 | 0.05234 | 112 | 82 | 25 | 5 |
1603 | ...and Jack discovered it was not an ordinary giant that lived above the beanstalk, but a corporate gisnt. | 1.3125 | 0.05533 | 112 | 84 | 21 | 7 |
1604 | Someone please fix that damn elevator. | 1.3125 | 0.05234 | 112 | 82 | 25 | 5 |
1605 | Jack’s stock is climbing as predicted! | 1.3115 | 0.04950 | 122 | 89 | 28 | 5 |
1606 | Were you expecting a different kind of giant? | 1.3109 | 0.04736 | 119 | 85 | 31 | 3 |
1607 | We're giants of industry | 1.3109 | 0.05167 | 119 | 88 | 25 | 6 |
1608 | Wrong direction. This must be hell. | 1.3109 | 0.05566 | 119 | 91 | 19 | 9 |
1609 | Jack the luddite fugures out how to access the cloud. | 1.3109 | 0.05167 | 119 | 88 | 25 | 6 |
1610 | Bean stocks are up, but the bean economy is struggling. Some beans are selling for as much as a whole cow... | 1.3109 | 0.05436 | 119 | 90 | 21 | 8 |
1611 | It's called 'cloud computing'. One day all business--all life--will be on the cloud. | 1.3109 | 0.04884 | 119 | 86 | 29 | 4 |
1612 | Beans look promising. | 1.3109 | 0.04884 | 119 | 86 | 29 | 4 |
1613 | Sorry son. This is the top of a giant corporation. | 1.3109 | 0.05028 | 119 | 87 | 27 | 5 |
1614 | Don't spill the beans on us, kid. | 1.3109 | 0.04884 | 119 | 86 | 29 | 4 |
1615 | I traded my cow for a magic bean and all I found were bean counters. | 1.3109 | 0.05028 | 119 | 87 | 27 | 5 |
1616 | This is not what I meant when I said we should invest in bean stocks. | 1.3109 | 0.04884 | 119 | 86 | 29 | 4 |
1617 | Looks like bean stocks are going up | 1.3109 | 0.05303 | 119 | 89 | 23 | 7 |
1618 | We've seen impressive growth with our bean stock investment, time to cut it loose and collect our profits. | 1.3109 | 0.05028 | 119 | 87 | 27 | 5 |
1619 | Did you say stock or stalk? | 1.3109 | 0.04583 | 119 | 84 | 33 | 2 |
1620 | Yeah, bean stock just keeps on going up and up ... | 1.3109 | 0.04884 | 119 | 86 | 29 | 4 |
1621 | We’ll have to add a gardener to the I.T. team. | 1.3109 | 0.05167 | 119 | 88 | 25 | 6 |
1622 | As you see, the sky's the limit for GMO bean stocks. | 1.3109 | 0.05028 | 119 | 87 | 27 | 5 |
1623 | I know I’ve got the wrong beanstalk, but is it still profitable to invest with golden eggs? | 1.3109 | 0.04425 | 119 | 83 | 35 | 1 |
1624 | Jack, stop stalking! Here is no golden egg or silver lining. | 1.3109 | 0.04425 | 119 | 83 | 35 | 1 |
1625 | Wait, so they were tech giants all along? | 1.3109 | 0.05167 | 119 | 88 | 25 | 6 |
1626 | Is it for an iPhone or Android? I’m only going down once! | 1.3109 | 0.05028 | 119 | 87 | 27 | 5 |
1627 | Sorry I'm late, had trouble connecting to the cloud so I opted for the good old fashioned beans. | 1.3109 | 0.04736 | 119 | 85 | 31 | 3 |
1628 | Sorry Jack, we have the room till 12. | 1.3109 | 0.05167 | 119 | 88 | 25 | 6 |
1629 | The cloud isn’t as secure as we thought. | 1.3109 | 0.05028 | 119 | 87 | 27 | 5 |
1630 | Sometimes the outliers pop out of nowhere. | 1.3097 | 0.04882 | 113 | 81 | 29 | 3 |
1631 | Did we really need to move *everything* to the cloud? | 1.3091 | 0.05285 | 110 | 81 | 24 | 5 |
1632 | What did you expect? We ARE giants of industry. | 1.3091 | 0.04788 | 110 | 78 | 30 | 2 |
1633 | You can see that Golden Goose revenue continues to climb unabated... | 1.3091 | 0.04959 | 110 | 79 | 28 | 3 |
1634 | Jack’s portfolio has been soaring, ever since he decided to sell that cow and invest his beans in the cloud. | 1.3091 | 0.05592 | 110 | 83 | 20 | 7 |
1635 | We're a giant conglomerate. | 1.3083 | 0.04850 | 120 | 87 | 29 | 4 |
1636 | Short the beans and do a cow-buyback. | 1.3083 | 0.05265 | 120 | 90 | 23 | 7 |
1637 | The little fella is stalking us again. | 1.3083 | 0.04850 | 120 | 87 | 29 | 4 |
1638 | Sorry. This is MyCloud. | 1.3083 | 0.04552 | 120 | 85 | 33 | 2 |
1639 | So, that's the Cloud they all have been talking about! | 1.3083 | 0.04992 | 120 | 88 | 27 | 5 |
1640 | So much for secure meetings on the cloud. Enter the beanstalk hacker. | 1.3083 | 0.05265 | 120 | 90 | 23 | 7 |
1641 | You're in luck, Jack. The bean count is on an upward trajectory. | 1.3083 | 0.04992 | 120 | 88 | 27 | 5 |
1642 | As you can see, giant beanstalk yields are up twenty-seven percent. | 1.3083 | 0.04850 | 120 | 87 | 29 | 4 |
1643 | This meeting is for internal combustibles only, Elon | 1.3083 | 0.05139 | 133 | 101 | 23 | 9 |
1644 | Just what we need. The Bean Counter. | 1.3063 | 0.05399 | 111 | 83 | 22 | 6 |
1645 | The Zoom link broke. | 1.3058 | 0.05228 | 121 | 91 | 23 | 7 |
1646 | We see less fear in a Giant recovery | 1.3056 | 0.05002 | 108 | 78 | 27 | 3 |
1647 | Well, we are giants of industry. | 1.3056 | 0.05337 | 108 | 80 | 23 | 5 |
1648 | Shouldn’t you be at school? | 1.3056 | 0.05337 | 108 | 80 | 23 | 5 |
1649 | Why are Jack's projections always better than ours? | 1.3056 | 0.04826 | 108 | 77 | 29 | 2 |
1650 | Seems we missed an element of cloud security | 1.3056 | 0.05337 | 108 | 80 | 23 | 5 |
1651 | Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell the blood of the new startups. | 1.3056 | 0.05337 | 108 | 80 | 23 | 5 |
1652 | Like I said, bean stocks are soaring. | 1.3056 | 0.04826 | 108 | 77 | 29 | 2 |
1653 | I'm looking for investors after a very successful seed round. | 1.3056 | 0.04826 | 108 | 77 | 29 | 2 |
1654 | Magic? We prefer the term 'growth oriented'. | 1.3056 | 0.05652 | 108 | 82 | 19 | 7 |
1655 | The last thing we need is another fairytale answer! | 1.3056 | 0.05652 | 108 | 82 | 19 | 7 |
1656 | Try the next cloud over. | 1.3056 | 0.05497 | 108 | 81 | 21 | 6 |
1657 | We ARE a giant... in Cloud computing services. | 1.3056 | 0.05172 | 108 | 79 | 25 | 4 |
1658 | Jack, old bean! Climb-on over here and join our iCloud meeting! | 1.3056 | 0.05337 | 108 | 80 | 23 | 5 |
1659 | Taxes are better up here. | 1.3056 | 0.05172 | 108 | 79 | 25 | 4 |
1660 | You don't know Jack - sales of beans ARE up! | 1.3056 | 0.05337 | 108 | 80 | 23 | 5 |
1661 | Jack had enough with climbing the corporate beanstalk. | 1.3056 | 0.05337 | 108 | 80 | 23 | 5 |
1662 | What were you expecting, young man? A giant PERSON? | 1.3056 | 0.05652 | 108 | 82 | 19 | 7 |
1663 | Forget pork bellies…put it all in bean futures. | 1.3056 | 0.05172 | 108 | 79 | 25 | 4 |
1664 | As you can see, it’s been a banner year for Fee Fi Fo Funds. | 1.3056 | 0.05497 | 108 | 81 | 21 | 6 |
1665 | You're surprised to find bean counters? Really? | 1.3056 | 0.05497 | 108 | 81 | 21 | 6 |
1666 | Oh, cloud computing. | 1.3056 | 0.05172 | 108 | 79 | 25 | 4 |
1667 | Have I got the wrong floor? | 1.3056 | 0.05002 | 108 | 78 | 27 | 3 |
1668 | Yes Jack, our stock is also going up! | 1.3056 | 0.05172 | 108 | 79 | 25 | 4 |
1669 | And, as this graph indicates, the bean stock is rising | 1.3056 | 0.05497 | 108 | 81 | 21 | 6 |
1670 | Excuse me! Is this Cloud Nine? | 1.3056 | 0.05652 | 108 | 82 | 19 | 7 |
1671 | "Sorry, we already have enough bean-counters. | 1.3056 | 0.05172 | 108 | 79 | 25 | 4 |
1672 | I thought we agreed no outside consultants? | 1.3056 | 0.04826 | 108 | 77 | 29 | 2 |
1673 | It's clear beanstalks are at a all time high this year | 1.3056 | 0.05652 | 108 | 82 | 19 | 7 |
1674 | Wrong century, Jack! | 1.3056 | 0.05172 | 108 | 79 | 25 | 4 |
1675 | Oh Jack, he's our head of acquisitions. | 1.3056 | 0.05337 | 108 | 80 | 23 | 5 |
1676 | Let's welcome Jack, he's a board observer from a local growth fund. | 1.3056 | 0.05002 | 108 | 78 | 27 | 3 |
1677 | Sorry, kid, the giant is up a little higher. We're just the bean counters. | 1.3056 | 0.04826 | 108 | 77 | 29 | 2 |
1678 | Wrong stalk meeting. | 1.3056 | 0.05497 | 108 | 81 | 21 | 6 |
1679 | This kid always shows up when we’re counting beans. It’s a giant security issue. | 1.3056 | 0.05337 | 108 | 80 | 23 | 5 |
1680 | In order to keep track of his new-found wealth, Jack employed a whole department of magic bean-counters. | 1.3056 | 0.05497 | 108 | 81 | 21 | 6 |
1681 | It looks like we have another stalker. | 1.3056 | 0.05002 | 108 | 78 | 27 | 3 |
1682 | We're prepared to make you a very generous offer for your remaining beans. | 1.3056 | 0.05172 | 108 | 79 | 25 | 4 |
1683 | Let me demonstrate how the bean "stock" value has gone sky high. | 1.3056 | 0.05497 | 108 | 81 | 21 | 6 |
1684 | We anticipate continued growth in the stalk market. | 1.3056 | 0.05497 | 108 | 81 | 21 | 6 |
1685 | I see the bean counters have joined us. | 1.3056 | 0.05337 | 108 | 80 | 23 | 5 |
1686 | This reflects a giant increase in our cloud computing capacity. | 1.3056 | 0.05497 | 108 | 81 | 21 | 6 |
1687 | Stop! Don’t buy that guy’s old cow. Take your beans and follow me up to truly giant 401K golden goose returns. | 1.3056 | 0.05803 | 108 | 83 | 17 | 8 |
1688 | Our founder, Jack, has taken cloud business to new heights. | 1.3056 | 0.05497 | 108 | 81 | 21 | 6 |
1689 | Whew! Giants aren't as big and scary as I imagined! | 1.3056 | 0.05497 | 108 | 81 | 21 | 6 |
1690 | Here's Jack now ... with his report on magic beans. | 1.3056 | 0.05337 | 108 | 80 | 23 | 5 |
1691 | He didn't know the bean counters were real. | 1.3056 | 0.04826 | 108 | 77 | 29 | 2 |
1692 | No, next cartoon on the left. | 1.3056 | 0.05172 | 108 | 79 | 25 | 4 |
1693 | Gotta give him credit. He's got beans. | 1.3056 | 0.04826 | 108 | 77 | 29 | 2 |
1694 | You must have gotten some bad beans, this is Giant Golden Egg Enterprises, Inc. | 1.3056 | 0.05337 | 108 | 80 | 23 | 5 |
1695 | wow, the stalks are really up today. | 1.3056 | 0.05172 | 108 | 79 | 25 | 4 |
1696 | Jack, When I invited you to join the meeting in the cloud, I didn't mean it literally. | 1.3056 | 0.05337 | 108 | 80 | 23 | 5 |
1697 | This is "the cloud"; the giant's castle is higher up. | 1.3056 | 0.05172 | 108 | 79 | 25 | 4 |
1698 | ...and Jack is here to update us on our recent stalk growth. | 1.3056 | 0.04643 | 108 | 76 | 31 | 1 |
1699 | I climbed up here for the golden goose, not for inflated stocks. | 1.3056 | 0.05172 | 108 | 79 | 25 | 4 |
1700 | So I finally found The Cloud and guess what? Another dang meeting!! | 1.3056 | 0.05172 | 108 | 79 | 25 | 4 |
1701 | Jack discovered that storing everything in "the cloud" was true. | 1.3056 | 0.05337 | 108 | 80 | 23 | 5 |
1702 | Am I only halfway there? | 1.3056 | 0.05002 | 108 | 78 | 27 | 3 |
1703 | Okay, who spilled the magical beans again? | 1.3056 | 0.05002 | 108 | 78 | 27 | 3 |
1704 | Don’t look now. I think we’re being stalked by a bean counter. | 1.3056 | 0.05172 | 108 | 79 | 25 | 4 |
1705 | So as you can see,bean stocks have made giant gains. | 1.3056 | 0.04643 | 108 | 76 | 31 | 1 |
1706 | As you can see, bean futures are headed in the stratosphere. | 1.3056 | 0.05172 | 108 | 79 | 25 | 4 |
1707 | Finding the Zoom meeting in the iCloud. | 1.3056 | 0.05337 | 108 | 80 | 23 | 5 |
1708 | We're not working remotely, but we are working in the cloud. | 1.3056 | 0.05337 | 108 | 80 | 23 | 5 |
1709 | The price of gold keeps going up so PLEASE, keep the goose away from that damn kid! | 1.3056 | 0.05002 | 108 | 78 | 27 | 3 |
1710 | We’re not that kind of bean counters. | 1.3056 | 0.05497 | 108 | 81 | 21 | 6 |
1711 | We can grow through acquisitions or we can grow organicslly. | 1.3056 | 0.05497 | 108 | 81 | 21 | 6 |
1712 | This is as high as it's going. Sell short! | 1.3056 | 0.05497 | 108 | 81 | 21 | 6 |
1713 | That’s Jack. He’s here to watch the bean counters count beans. | 1.3056 | 0.05497 | 108 | 81 | 21 | 6 |
1714 | So much for the promises that everything in the cloud would be safe from prying eyes. | 1.3056 | 0.05803 | 108 | 83 | 17 | 8 |
1715 | Trading beans for cattle has given us our best quarter in years. | 1.3056 | 0.05172 | 108 | 79 | 25 | 4 |
1716 | ...and for those of you who invested in our stalk options | 1.3056 | 0.05172 | 108 | 79 | 25 | 4 |
1717 | Bean futures are climbing and my team is on cloud nine | 1.3056 | 0.05337 | 108 | 80 | 23 | 5 |
1718 | Wow! It's not a giant, it's a giant corporation | 1.3056 | 0.05337 | 108 | 80 | 23 | 5 |
1719 | You didn't realize we were a corporate giant? | 1.3056 | 0.05172 | 108 | 79 | 25 | 4 |
1720 | As you can see, beanstalks are on the rise. | 1.3056 | 0.05337 | 108 | 80 | 23 | 5 |
1721 | That's not the kind of stocks we're talking about, Jack. | 1.3056 | 0.05337 | 108 | 80 | 23 | 5 |
1722 | 8000 leaves up, and it’s still nothin but board meetings... | 1.3056 | 0.05172 | 108 | 79 | 25 | 4 |
1723 | In that moment, when fantasy met reality, each found themselves uncertain as to which was which. | 1.3056 | 0.05497 | 108 | 81 | 21 | 6 |
1724 | How soybean futures are decided... | 1.3056 | 0.05002 | 108 | 78 | 27 | 3 |
1725 | I don't think anything could top our growth this quarter. | 1.3056 | 0.05002 | 108 | 78 | 27 | 3 |
1726 | As you can see, we predict that stalks will be through the roof this year! | 1.3056 | 0.05172 | 108 | 79 | 25 | 4 |
1727 | Aha..so that's what the cloud is | 1.3056 | 0.05950 | 108 | 84 | 15 | 9 |
1728 | Did you say the stalks are rising???? | 1.3056 | 0.04643 | 108 | 76 | 31 | 1 |
1729 | I really think we'd see giant fourth quarter growth, if management weren't such bean counters. | 1.3056 | 0.05337 | 108 | 80 | 23 | 5 |
1730 | Our stalks are rising like never before | 1.3056 | 0.05002 | 108 | 78 | 27 | 3 |
1731 | I say we invest in bean stocks. | 1.3056 | 0.05172 | 108 | 79 | 25 | 4 |
1732 | It appears we have a stalker. | 1.3056 | 0.05337 | 108 | 80 | 23 | 5 |
1733 | Jack meets the Giants of Publishing. | 1.3056 | 0.05172 | 108 | 79 | 25 | 4 |
1734 | Thanks to you Jack, Magic Bean futures are an ever-climbing commodity. | 1.3056 | 0.04826 | 108 | 77 | 29 | 2 |
1735 | Little boy, the giant's house is in the other cloud. | 1.3056 | 0.04826 | 108 | 77 | 29 | 2 |
1736 | Further proof that magic bean sales are sky high. | 1.3056 | 0.05002 | 108 | 78 | 27 | 3 |
1737 | It’s nice to meet you too Jack, but we have this space booked until 2:30. | 1.3056 | 0.05172 | 108 | 79 | 25 | 4 |
1738 | That's not the kind of stock growth I was hoping for. | 1.3056 | 0.05002 | 108 | 78 | 27 | 3 |
1739 | We are investing in beans...are you in? | 1.3056 | 0.05172 | 108 | 79 | 25 | 4 |
1740 | Sometimes I wonder, did we really need to move everything to the Cloud? | 1.3056 | 0.05337 | 108 | 80 | 23 | 5 |
1741 | They call them Beanstalkers, the latest cloud security threat. | 1.3056 | 0.05172 | 108 | 79 | 25 | 4 |
1742 | Sky's the limit, just beware of the fe fi fo fum downturns | 1.3056 | 0.05172 | 108 | 79 | 25 | 4 |
1743 | Finally, Jack discovers how giant-sized profits are made. | 1.3056 | 0.05002 | 108 | 78 | 27 | 3 |
1744 | As you can see, stalks are rising. | 1.3056 | 0.05950 | 108 | 84 | 15 | 9 |
1745 | You don’t know beans about investing. | 1.3056 | 0.05337 | 108 | 80 | 23 | 5 |
1746 | I see someone misplaced his Cloud password. | 1.3056 | 0.05172 | 108 | 79 | 25 | 4 |
1747 | As you can see our key customer demographic is single, highly gullible men, ages 18-24, preferably still living with their parents. | 1.3056 | 0.05172 | 108 | 79 | 25 | 4 |
1748 | It's bean stock, not stalk! | 1.3056 | 0.05950 | 108 | 84 | 15 | 9 |
1749 | Yes, we are a giant - of sorts. But I think are looking for the guy on the next cloud up. | 1.3056 | 0.05172 | 108 | 79 | 25 | 4 |
1750 | The lengths people will go to avoid wearing a mask... | 1.3056 | 0.05497 | 108 | 81 | 21 | 6 |
1751 | Yes but ours is clearly a slow growth low risk stalk portfolio! | 1.3056 | 0.05172 | 108 | 79 | 25 | 4 |
1752 | Kid, ever since we combined your Beanstalk Theory with cloud computing, your Golden Goose shares have gone sky high!" | 1.3056 | 0.05652 | 108 | 82 | 19 | 7 |
1753 | Here comes Spriggins now with the commodities report. | 1.3056 | 0.05337 | 108 | 80 | 23 | 5 |
1754 | Jack discovers that heaven is as bureaucratic as the Federal Government. | 1.3056 | 0.05652 | 108 | 82 | 19 | 7 |
1755 | Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell the blood of an IRS man. | 1.3056 | 0.05497 | 108 | 81 | 21 | 6 |
1756 | Magic bean futures continue to rise. Anything to add, Jack? | 1.3056 | 0.04826 | 108 | 77 | 29 | 2 |
1757 | If we just buy the beanstalk, we can fire everyone else. | 1.3056 | 0.05002 | 108 | 78 | 27 | 3 |
1758 | Jack, late for bean futures meeting, as usual." | 1.3056 | 0.05337 | 108 | 80 | 23 | 5 |
1759 | Bean stocks are way up this quarter! | 1.3056 | 0.05497 | 108 | 81 | 21 | 6 |
1760 | There are no giants or treasure, just accountants and lawyers. | 1.3056 | 0.05002 | 108 | 78 | 27 | 3 |
1761 | And, as you can clearly see, we have captured the youth market riding on Bean stocks | 1.3056 | 0.05172 | 108 | 79 | 25 | 4 |
1762 | For the millionth time, Jack, we have you a chair. | 1.3056 | 0.04826 | 108 | 77 | 29 | 2 |
1763 | Greg, did you say grande or venti? | 1.3056 | 0.05652 | 108 | 82 | 19 | 7 |
1764 | Jack & the BeanStock Exchange were born. | 1.3056 | 0.04826 | 108 | 77 | 29 | 2 |
1765 | And as you can see, the beanstalk's rate of growth has been absolutely tremendous the last 20 seconds | 1.3056 | 0.05497 | 108 | 81 | 21 | 6 |
1766 | No this is Giant Marketing LLC, you want the next bean stalk over | 1.3056 | 0.05497 | 108 | 81 | 21 | 6 |
1767 | Jack has always bean a bit of a stalker | 1.3056 | 0.04826 | 108 | 77 | 29 | 2 |
1768 | The memo did say that we were moving to the cloud this week. | 1.3056 | 0.05002 | 108 | 78 | 27 | 3 |
1769 | Magic bean futures continue to rise | 1.3056 | 0.04826 | 108 | 77 | 29 | 2 |
1770 | Oh, no this is sales. Advertising is two stalks down. | 1.3056 | 0.05172 | 108 | 79 | 25 | 4 |
1771 | As we can see here, stalking cases are on the rise | 1.3056 | 0.05172 | 108 | 79 | 25 | 4 |
1772 | Jack was well regarded for his growth potential, less so for his professionalism | 1.3056 | 0.05337 | 108 | 80 | 23 | 5 |
1773 | Jack finally understands what it means to ‘work in the cloud’ | 1.3056 | 0.04643 | 108 | 76 | 31 | 1 |
1774 | And here's Jack to explain the benefits of rapid growth for green shoots in legume start ups | 1.3056 | 0.04826 | 108 | 77 | 29 | 2 |
1775 | No, we're the Giants of Industry. You wanted to take a left at the second stalk. | 1.3056 | 0.05002 | 108 | 78 | 27 | 3 |
1776 | Jack discovers stalk market growth. | 1.3056 | 0.05172 | 108 | 79 | 25 | 4 |
1777 | I should have used the corporate ladder. | 1.3056 | 0.05337 | 108 | 80 | 23 | 5 |
1778 | Told you we should have invested in the stalk market. | 1.3036 | 0.05048 | 112 | 82 | 26 | 4 |
1779 | Also, bean stocks. They're way up. | 1.3036 | 0.05649 | 112 | 86 | 18 | 8 |
1780 | As you can see, magic bean futures are expected to pay significant dividends. | 1.3036 | 0.05205 | 112 | 83 | 24 | 5 |
1781 | And as you can see, bean stocks are seeing explosive growth | 1.3036 | 0.05048 | 112 | 82 | 26 | 4 |
1782 | No, Jack...the meeting is for stockholders, not stalkholders. | 1.3036 | 0.06062 | 112 | 89 | 12 | 11 |
1783 | We have a stalker in our midst. | 1.3036 | 0.05357 | 112 | 84 | 22 | 6 |
1784 | Jack... your thoughts? | 1.3036 | 0.05205 | 112 | 83 | 24 | 5 |
1785 | It’s nice to see you could make it. | 1.3036 | 0.05927 | 112 | 88 | 14 | 10 |
1786 | Try cloud-based meetings, they said. | 1.3036 | 0.05357 | 112 | 84 | 22 | 6 |
1787 | Your Cloud Back-up Password is "Magic Beans". | 1.3036 | 0.05357 | 112 | 84 | 22 | 6 |
1788 | Hey Jack, you’re supposed to count the beans, not plant them! | 1.3036 | 0.05357 | 112 | 84 | 22 | 6 |
1789 | He’s been climbing the corporate beanstalk. | 1.3036 | 0.05205 | 112 | 83 | 24 | 5 |
1790 | Right on time,Jack with the Bean Crop report. | 1.3036 | 0.04886 | 112 | 81 | 28 | 3 |
1791 | We are seeing a rapid growth in bean sales. | 1.3036 | 0.05357 | 112 | 84 | 22 | 6 |
1792 | Bean stocks are up. | 1.3036 | 0.05048 | 112 | 82 | 26 | 4 |
1793 | Jack, when I said you could take our company to new heights I didn't mean like this. | 1.3036 | 0.04718 | 112 | 80 | 30 | 2 |
1794 | Yes, this is where your data is. | 1.3036 | 0.05205 | 112 | 83 | 24 | 5 |
1795 | Yes, I did say stalks and bonds. | 1.3036 | 0.04886 | 112 | 81 | 28 | 3 |
1796 | As you can see, bean stocks are rising. | 1.3036 | 0.05205 | 112 | 83 | 24 | 5 |
1797 | Yes, we're the bean counters. Who were you looking for? | 1.3036 | 0.05048 | 112 | 82 | 26 | 4 |
1798 | The bean-counters claim our stalks are rising. | 1.3036 | 0.05357 | 112 | 84 | 22 | 6 |
1799 | Bean stocks are through the roof! | 1.3036 | 0.05048 | 112 | 82 | 26 | 4 |
1800 | Speaking of dramatic growth... | 1.3036 | 0.05048 | 112 | 82 | 26 | 4 |
1801 | Bean Stocks show a steady rise | 1.3036 | 0.04718 | 112 | 80 | 30 | 2 |
1802 | Well, here's the bean counter to bring us back down to earth. | 1.3036 | 0.04886 | 112 | 81 | 28 | 3 |
1803 | We are the bean counters for whom you seek | 1.3036 | 0.04718 | 112 | 80 | 30 | 2 |
1804 | For heaven's sake Son, for the third time, please tell your mother, 'what's in the cloud stays in the cloud'! | 1.3036 | 0.04886 | 112 | 81 | 28 | 3 |
1805 | Don’t worry Jack, magic bean futures are out performing live cattle futures. | 1.3036 | 0.05357 | 112 | 84 | 22 | 6 |
1806 | Bean futures will crash in the near-term, but we see real growth in the Cloud. | 1.3036 | 0.05505 | 112 | 85 | 20 | 7 |
1807 | I know I said I was interested in seeing growth in our stocks, but this is ridiculous. | 1.3036 | 0.05048 | 112 | 82 | 26 | 4 |
1808 | There is trouble on the ground. | 1.3036 | 0.05357 | 112 | 84 | 22 | 6 |
1809 | oh no i'm in hell | 1.3036 | 0.05505 | 112 | 85 | 20 | 7 |
1810 | Is this the theology class? | 1.3036 | 0.05048 | 112 | 82 | 26 | 4 |
1811 | If you don't understand this chart, you don't know Jack. | 1.3036 | 0.05649 | 112 | 86 | 18 | 8 |
1812 | Good report, Fred. Now let's hear from Jack, our bean counter. | 1.3036 | 0.05505 | 112 | 85 | 20 | 7 |
1813 | Hey don't look at me I made the stalk go up. | 1.3036 | 0.05505 | 112 | 85 | 20 | 7 |
1814 | Ah, Jack - just what we need, a bean counter" | 1.3036 | 0.05205 | 112 | 83 | 24 | 5 |
1815 | Isn't it amazing how well the Stalk Market is doing? | 1.3036 | 0.04886 | 112 | 81 | 28 | 3 |
1816 | He has bean stalking us. | 1.3036 | 0.05357 | 112 | 84 | 22 | 6 |
1817 | As the chart indicates, bean stocks are at an all-time high. | 1.3036 | 0.05048 | 112 | 82 | 26 | 4 |
1818 | Cybersecurity? I don't care beans about cybersecurity | 1.3036 | 0.05205 | 112 | 83 | 24 | 5 |
1819 | Hey, I'm a stalkholder, too! | 1.3036 | 0.05205 | 112 | 83 | 24 | 5 |
1820 | I told you our data wouldn't be safe in the cloud | 1.3036 | 0.05048 | 112 | 82 | 26 | 4 |
1821 | Now that we've transitioned to the cloud, we think the future growth is on bean stocks | 1.3036 | 0.05357 | 112 | 84 | 22 | 6 |
1822 | Now that we're a cloud computing giant, the bean counters won't leave us alone. | 1.3036 | 0.04718 | 112 | 80 | 30 | 2 |
1823 | With Covid, all meetings are moving to the Cloud. | 1.3036 | 0.05649 | 112 | 86 | 18 | 8 |
1824 | Jack held on, terrified his bean stock would plummet. | 1.3036 | 0.04886 | 112 | 81 | 28 | 3 |
1825 | We’ve seen no signs of wealth disparity since we moved to the cloud. Jack here is a great example of just how easy it is for upward mobility in America | 1.3036 | 0.05357 | 112 | 84 | 22 | 6 |
1826 | 'Listen Jack, let me spell it out... we meant bean s-t-o-c-k, not stalk.' | 1.3036 | 0.05205 | 112 | 83 | 24 | 5 |
1827 | Jack, you really need to find a faster mode of transportation to our morning board meetings. | 1.3036 | 0.05205 | 112 | 83 | 24 | 5 |
1828 | Giants? No, we're just bean-counters, sonny. | 1.3036 | 0.05505 | 112 | 85 | 20 | 7 |
1829 | The Giant started the Fee Fi Fo Fund with his golden eggs since last you were here. | 1.3036 | 0.05205 | 112 | 83 | 24 | 5 |
1830 | Scene from a majority shareholder meeting: “Jack, we’re happy to report that stalks went up in the fourth quarter.” | 1.3028 | 0.05453 | 109 | 82 | 21 | 6 |
1831 | As you can see, bean stocks have skyrocketed over the past few days! | 1.3028 | 0.05453 | 109 | 82 | 21 | 6 |
1832 | Excuse me, this is a bean *stock*. The bean *stalk* is one vine over. | 1.3028 | 0.05295 | 109 | 81 | 23 | 5 |
1833 | Demand for magic beans is on the rise and as you see, users love our climbability | 1.3028 | 0.05453 | 109 | 82 | 21 | 6 |
1834 | Oh, that's Jack he doesn't believe in cloud storage. | 1.3019 | 0.04865 | 106 | 76 | 28 | 2 |
1835 | As you can see,our stalk continues to rise dramatically. | 1.3019 | 0.05046 | 106 | 77 | 26 | 3 |
1836 | Jack's bean stalking us again... | 1.3019 | 0.05221 | 106 | 78 | 24 | 4 |
1837 | Still think GMO’s don’t work? | 1.3019 | 0.05046 | 106 | 77 | 26 | 3 |
1838 | It's that stalker again. I told you that these cloud meetings wouldn't be secure. | 1.3019 | 0.05390 | 106 | 79 | 22 | 5 |
1839 | Well... I'm sure he's definitely a stalker. | 1.3019 | 0.05221 | 106 | 78 | 24 | 4 |
1840 | We'll happily represent you for a modest retainer fee-fi-fo-fum. | 1.3019 | 0.05046 | 106 | 77 | 26 | 3 |
1841 | You’ve hacked the wrong cloud, Jack. We’re the evil giants of industry." | 1.3019 | 0.05221 | 106 | 78 | 24 | 4 |
1842 | The stalk market has reached new heights! | 1.3019 | 0.05221 | 106 | 78 | 24 | 4 |
1843 | Oh, sorry, I was looking for the bathroom. | 1.3019 | 0.05390 | 106 | 79 | 22 | 5 |
1844 | We’re not the only ones experiencing significant growth. | 1.3019 | 0.05221 | 106 | 78 | 24 | 4 |
1845 | As you can see, magic bean sales are growing at an astronomical rate. | 1.3019 | 0.05221 | 106 | 78 | 24 | 4 |
1846 | So you are the Giants of industry | 1.3019 | 0.04865 | 106 | 76 | 28 | 2 |
1847 | Oops! Wrong seeds! | 1.3019 | 0.05221 | 106 | 78 | 24 | 4 |
1848 | Pay attention, I heard it thru the Grape vine! | 1.3019 | 0.05221 | 106 | 78 | 24 | 4 |
1849 | Tell Mr. Fee-fi-fo-fum that we smell the blood of a bankruptcy. | 1.3019 | 0.05390 | 106 | 79 | 22 | 5 |
1850 | It was then Jack realized that, just as SCOTUS said in 'Citizens United,' giant corporations were people too. | 1.3019 | 0.05555 | 106 | 80 | 20 | 6 |
1851 | So Business Is Conducted In The Cloud | 1.3019 | 0.05221 | 106 | 78 | 24 | 4 |
1852 | Even when we were all alive he was always a social climber. | 1.3019 | 0.05046 | 106 | 77 | 26 | 3 |
1853 | As you can see, sales of magic beans are trending upward. | 1.3019 | 0.05555 | 106 | 80 | 20 | 6 |
1854 | Maybe we should ask Jack about how to grow the company? | 1.3019 | 0.05221 | 106 | 78 | 24 | 4 |
1855 | Trending up? | 1.3019 | 0.05390 | 106 | 79 | 22 | 5 |
1856 | We’ll call it the “trickle-down theory”, but we all know what it really means | 1.3019 | 0.05555 | 106 | 80 | 20 | 6 |
1857 | You are NOT English, Jack. The giant does not smell your blood. Get your head out of the clouds and join us in the cloud meeting, please. . | 1.3019 | 0.05046 | 106 | 77 | 26 | 3 |
1858 | As you can see, our bean stocks continue to reach new heights. We predict giant yields in the next quarter. | 1.3019 | 0.05221 | 106 | 78 | 24 | 4 |
1859 | Jack meets the giants grinding bones to make bread. | 1.3019 | 0.05221 | 106 | 78 | 24 | 4 |
1860 | Jack’s attempt at escaping corporate America failed miserably. | 1.3019 | 0.05390 | 106 | 79 | 22 | 5 |
1861 | Oh, look. Another disrupter has come up the beanstalk. | 1.3009 | 0.05166 | 113 | 84 | 24 | 5 |
1862 | Congressman Jack discovers that being a giant is a growth industry and hurries to buy the stock before others find out. | 1.3000 | 0.05093 | 110 | 81 | 25 | 4 |
1863 | As I suspected, corporate bean counters. | 1.3000 | 0.04575 | 110 | 78 | 31 | 1 |
1864 | Traditional fairy tale business models won't be able to keep up with our magic bean cloud strategy | 1.3000 | 0.05254 | 110 | 82 | 23 | 5 |
1865 | Well, I guess that explains why bean stocks are on the rise. | 1.3000 | 0.05093 | 110 | 81 | 25 | 4 |
1866 | Jack, today isn't 'Casual Friday' | 1.2991 | 0.05007 | 107 | 78 | 26 | 3 |
1867 | If you believe that 2020 economic, I have some beans I can sell you. | 1.2991 | 0.05510 | 107 | 81 | 20 | 6 |
1868 | We're the tech giants. You want the guy who smells blood of the Englishman up on Cloud 9... | 1.2991 | 0.05510 | 107 | 81 | 20 | 6 |
1869 | It was on his third climb up the beanstalk that Jack was finally convinced the giant was just messing with his head. | 1.2991 | 0.05180 | 107 | 79 | 24 | 4 |
1870 | According to our reports, the bean "stocks" are going up.... | 1.2991 | 0.05007 | 107 | 78 | 26 | 3 |
1871 | We do anticipate continued growth, but will continue to experience a tough climb for some. | 1.2991 | 0.05007 | 107 | 78 | 26 | 3 |
1872 | And for you bean counters, I have a special guest: Jack get over here! | 1.2991 | 0.05347 | 107 | 80 | 22 | 5 |
1873 | I want what he's having. | 1.2991 | 0.04827 | 107 | 77 | 28 | 2 |
1874 | So this is what Cloud Nine looks like. No more Zoom. | 1.2991 | 0.05347 | 107 | 80 | 22 | 5 |
1875 | I smell the blood of a prospective investor. | 1.2991 | 0.04827 | 107 | 77 | 28 | 2 |
1876 | Once we relocated our operations to the cloud, our bean stocks have soared. | 1.2991 | 0.05180 | 107 | 79 | 24 | 4 |
1877 | Bean futures are up big. I say we sell now and buy back my cow. | 1.2991 | 0.05007 | 107 | 78 | 26 | 3 |
1878 | Do we have to hold our meetings up here? I doubt anyone is listening. | 1.2991 | 0.05510 | 107 | 81 | 20 | 6 |
1879 | You called me an alarmist, but I warned about all the rainfall this spring. | 1.2991 | 0.05180 | 107 | 79 | 24 | 4 |
1880 | It's okay- he's taking me back to Kansas. | 1.2991 | 0.05180 | 107 | 79 | 24 | 4 |
1881 | 2021 | 1.2991 | 0.05510 | 107 | 81 | 20 | 6 |
1882 | Yes sales are up, but ethically. I mean, do they actually work? ... hey who’s that? | 1.2991 | 0.05347 | 107 | 80 | 22 | 5 |
1883 | Top floor, but do you have an appointment? | 1.2991 | 0.05510 | 107 | 81 | 20 | 6 |
1884 | Fe fi fo fum, I fear a looming recession | 1.2991 | 0.05347 | 107 | 80 | 22 | 5 |
1885 | Stop stalking us. | 1.2981 | 0.05445 | 104 | 78 | 21 | 5 |
1886 | I have heard of social distancing' but this has gone too far !" | 1.2981 | 0.05445 | 104 | 78 | 21 | 5 |
1887 | Giants of industry? | 1.2981 | 0.05091 | 104 | 76 | 25 | 3 |
1888 | Our cloud meeting security measures clearly aren't sufficient. | 1.2981 | 0.05091 | 104 | 76 | 25 | 3 |
1889 | Of course, storing raw data in the cloud has its privacy issues. | 1.2981 | 0.05445 | 104 | 78 | 21 | 5 |
1890 | No matter where we hold our meetings the competitors are always stalking us | 1.2981 | 0.05091 | 104 | 76 | 25 | 3 |
1891 | Jack discovers the Cloud | 1.2981 | 0.05091 | 104 | 76 | 25 | 3 |
1892 | Keep climbing, we haven't hit our goal yet. | 1.2981 | 0.05937 | 104 | 81 | 15 | 8 |
1893 | There are big tall terrible giants in the sky. | 1.2981 | 0.05937 | 104 | 81 | 15 | 8 |
1894 | What did the provider say about the security of the cloud? | 1.2981 | 0.04904 | 104 | 75 | 27 | 2 |
1895 | Yes, we can all see that bean stalks are up too. | 1.2981 | 0.05445 | 104 | 78 | 21 | 5 |
1896 | Jack,I asked to gather the bean counters,not the bean stalkers. | 1.2981 | 0.05091 | 104 | 76 | 25 | 3 |
1897 | Jack...You’re Late! | 1.2981 | 0.05937 | 104 | 81 | 15 | 8 |
1898 | That’s not the corporate ladder, Jack! | 1.2981 | 0.05445 | 104 | 78 | 21 | 5 |
1899 | No, we have not seen your cat! | 1.2981 | 0.05614 | 104 | 79 | 19 | 6 |
1900 | Jack clung to the beanstalk, confident that he was sufficiently social distanced, even without a mask. | 1.2981 | 0.05445 | 104 | 78 | 21 | 5 |
1901 | Get with it Jack, the giants into bitcoin. | 1.2981 | 0.04904 | 104 | 75 | 27 | 2 |
1902 | Fees high, ho hum/ bitcoin go and beancoin come! | 1.2981 | 0.05445 | 104 | 78 | 21 | 5 |
1903 | We traded the gold for cattle options. | 1.2981 | 0.05614 | 104 | 79 | 19 | 6 |
1904 | And to think we could get some privacy up here! | 1.2981 | 0.05445 | 104 | 78 | 21 | 5 |
1905 | As you can see, we’ve noticed a sharp rise in bean stocks this quarter. | 1.2981 | 0.05091 | 104 | 76 | 25 | 3 |
1906 | ...and bean futures are expected to rise... | 1.2981 | 0.04904 | 104 | 75 | 27 | 2 |
1907 | Sadly, Jack learned that because everything can reach the Cloud in nanoseconds, the magic beans would not change his humble life. | 1.2981 | 0.05091 | 104 | 76 | 25 | 3 |
1908 | So you’ve seen the cloud. Now keep it to yourself. | 1.2981 | 0.05445 | 104 | 78 | 21 | 5 |
1909 | As you can see, our bean stock is trending up | 1.2981 | 0.05445 | 104 | 78 | 21 | 5 |
1910 | Yes, beans are rising. | 1.2981 | 0.05778 | 104 | 80 | 17 | 7 |
1911 | Fe-fi-fo-fum! I smell the rise of earnings to come. | 1.2981 | 0.05091 | 104 | 76 | 25 | 3 |
1912 | The projection is that bean stocks will soar. | 1.2981 | 0.05271 | 104 | 77 | 23 | 4 |
1913 | If you want to be part of a fairy tale, help us fill out this tax return." | 1.2981 | 0.05778 | 104 | 80 | 17 | 7 |
1914 | I’ve been searching everywhere for a non-Zoom meeting | 1.2981 | 0.05614 | 104 | 79 | 19 | 6 |
1915 | The giant got evicted. | 1.2981 | 0.05614 | 104 | 79 | 19 | 6 |
1916 | Jack finally discovered what climbing the corporate ladder meant. | 1.2981 | 0.05091 | 104 | 76 | 25 | 3 |
1917 | Climbing the corporate ladder looks a bit different these days | 1.2981 | 0.05271 | 104 | 77 | 23 | 4 |
1918 | Gotta be an easier way to sky high profits | 1.2975 | 0.04788 | 121 | 89 | 28 | 4 |
1919 | And as you can see, the price of allegories is going up. | 1.2973 | 0.04719 | 111 | 80 | 29 | 2 |
1920 | Who do I talk to about buying green bean futures? | 1.2963 | 0.04968 | 108 | 79 | 26 | 3 |
1921 | ...like I said, the success of our new fertilizer products have really skyrocketed | 1.2963 | 0.05305 | 108 | 81 | 22 | 5 |
1922 | Jack I told you get your head out of the clouds if you want to attend these high level meetings! | 1.2963 | 0.05139 | 108 | 80 | 24 | 4 |
1923 | jack, now's not a good time, son! | 1.2963 | 0.05305 | 108 | 81 | 22 | 5 |
1924 | Yes, Jack, our stocks are rising, too. | 1.2963 | 0.04968 | 108 | 79 | 26 | 3 |
1925 | As you can see—oh, hello Jack—beanstalk growth was up 323% since last quarter | 1.2963 | 0.05139 | 108 | 80 | 24 | 4 |
1926 | We’re the Magic Beancounters....We need you to fill out Form 230Z to account for the three that you just used. | 1.2963 | 0.05305 | 108 | 81 | 22 | 5 |
1927 | Yay, those beans got me a real face to face meeting!! It was so worth the cow! | 1.2963 | 0.04968 | 108 | 79 | 26 | 3 |
1928 | Damn COVID's got everyone meeting in the cloud! | 1.2952 | 0.05567 | 105 | 80 | 19 | 6 |
1929 | Let’s see you take on a cloud-based corporate giant. | 1.2952 | 0.05050 | 105 | 77 | 25 | 3 |
1930 | As I was saying, the returns were higher than we expected. | 1.2952 | 0.04865 | 105 | 76 | 27 | 2 |
1931 | As you can see, growth has far exceeded our expectations. | 1.2952 | 0.05400 | 105 | 79 | 21 | 5 |
1932 | You're just in time for our sharecropper's meeting. | 1.2952 | 0.05400 | 105 | 79 | 21 | 5 |
1933 | And the cost of beans continues to rise to sky high levels. | 1.2952 | 0.05050 | 105 | 77 | 25 | 3 |
1934 | I see a stalker is taking our high-level secrets. | 1.2952 | 0.04865 | 105 | 76 | 27 | 2 |
1935 | It looks like there will be bean-counters no matter where I go. | 1.2952 | 0.05050 | 105 | 77 | 25 | 3 |
1936 | Sorry, this was the only place our bubble could socially distance | 1.2952 | 0.05228 | 105 | 78 | 23 | 4 |
1937 | Fee-fi-fo-fum! I smell the blood of an English man. Be he alive, or be he dead, Blunderbore Enterprises will make some bread. | 1.2941 | 0.05843 | 102 | 79 | 16 | 7 |
1938 | Scram, kid. We don't know anything about a goose. | 1.2941 | 0.05322 | 102 | 76 | 22 | 4 |
1939 | Excuse me sir, the Magic Beans IPO isn't until next week | 1.2941 | 0.05136 | 102 | 75 | 24 | 3 |
1940 | I think we are about to be hacked. | 1.2941 | 0.05322 | 102 | 76 | 22 | 4 |
1941 | Jack, as our cloud computed GPS chart clearly shows, you’re only halfway there.... | 1.2941 | 0.05136 | 102 | 75 | 24 | 3 |
1942 | Dont be distracted - it’s just marketing showing off with their visuals | 1.2941 | 0.05501 | 102 | 77 | 20 | 5 |
1943 | You assured us that this venue would be secure. | 1.2941 | 0.05501 | 102 | 77 | 20 | 5 |
1944 | I see you finally decided to climb the corporate ladder | 1.2941 | 0.05322 | 102 | 76 | 22 | 4 |
1945 | Look who finally decided to join us | 1.2941 | 0.05501 | 102 | 77 | 20 | 5 |
1946 | Whadya mean our stock “ain’t worth beans?” | 1.2941 | 0.04944 | 102 | 74 | 26 | 2 |
1947 | Don't worry, we're still grinding men's bones to make bread up here, we're just doing it more efficiently. | 1.2941 | 0.05843 | 102 | 79 | 16 | 7 |
1948 | CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR! | 1.2941 | 0.04944 | 102 | 74 | 26 | 2 |
1949 | "The kid's here to take our lunch order. I recommend the green beans." | 1.2941 | 0.05322 | 102 | 76 | 22 | 4 |
1950 | Sorry Jack, there wasnt enough room for us and the Giant...we bought him out and he moved to Mar a Lago. | 1.2941 | 0.05322 | 102 | 76 | 22 | 4 |
1951 | You'll have to leave immediately. This meeting is only for the "higher ups"! | 1.2941 | 0.04944 | 102 | 74 | 26 | 2 |
1952 | As you can see, Bitcoins would provide a much higher profit margin than golden eggs. | 1.2941 | 0.05675 | 102 | 78 | 18 | 6 |
1953 | Jack watched in dismay as the CEO of G.I.A.N.T. Corp. explained how they were too big to fall. | 1.2941 | 0.05136 | 102 | 75 | 24 | 3 |
1954 | Sorry,this is Business Cloud Platform. | 1.2941 | 0.05322 | 102 | 76 | 22 | 4 |
1955 | And as you can see from the trend line, Jack's mother would still have rather gotten full price for the cow. | 1.2941 | 0.05136 | 102 | 75 | 24 | 3 |
1956 | Jack, look, your investment in commodities is really growing. | 1.2941 | 0.05501 | 102 | 77 | 20 | 5 |
1957 | Distance learning. | 1.2941 | 0.05501 | 102 | 77 | 20 | 5 |
1958 | Has anyone seen my bean? | 1.2941 | 0.05322 | 102 | 76 | 22 | 4 |
1959 | Fee for five funds! | 1.2941 | 0.05136 | 102 | 75 | 24 | 3 |
1960 | We needed fresh ideas and he works for beans, not like the last consultants. | 1.2941 | 0.05501 | 102 | 77 | 20 | 5 |
1961 | By the way, the market value of beans is going up. | 1.2936 | 0.04929 | 109 | 80 | 26 | 3 |
1962 | He helps with our cloud archive. | 1.2936 | 0.05099 | 109 | 81 | 24 | 4 |
1963 | I thought I could escape the escalation | 1.2925 | 0.05356 | 106 | 80 | 21 | 5 |
1964 | Sorry buddy, we've got the room for the next hour. | 1.2913 | 0.05278 | 103 | 77 | 22 | 4 |
1965 | Fee-fi-fo-fum, looks like a lot of good things still to come | 1.2913 | 0.05278 | 103 | 77 | 22 | 4 |
1966 | No--this is Cloud Management--the CEOgre is one cloud up. | 1.2913 | 0.05278 | 103 | 77 | 22 | 4 |
1967 | Jack, remember your bag of magic beans? Go back down and get another one. They make great coffee. | 1.2913 | 0.05094 | 103 | 76 | 24 | 3 |
1968 | Well, there goes the price of beans. | 1.2913 | 0.05278 | 103 | 77 | 22 | 4 |
1969 | Jack, if you're listening, and I know you are, try to stop this. | 1.2913 | 0.05455 | 103 | 78 | 20 | 5 |
1970 | Everyone say hello to our head bean counter, Jack | 1.2913 | 0.05455 | 103 | 78 | 20 | 5 |
1971 | Team. Let me introduce, Jack. He's our new bean counter who brings us decades of experience. | 1.2913 | 0.04904 | 103 | 75 | 26 | 2 |
1972 | Our bean business is taking off like a skyrocket. I've invited an industry expert to join us for a consultation. | 1.2913 | 0.05455 | 103 | 78 | 20 | 5 |
1973 | Sorry, Jack. The numbers show that the giant is too big to fail. | 1.2913 | 0.05278 | 103 | 77 | 22 | 4 |
1974 | Fie, Fih, Foh, Fum Inc. Who are you? | 1.2913 | 0.04904 | 103 | 75 | 26 | 2 |
1975 | He’s just a wannabe bean counter. | 1.2913 | 0.05455 | 103 | 78 | 20 | 5 |
1976 | Looks like Jack beat us to the punch and went public with Beanstalk. | 1.2913 | 0.05094 | 103 | 76 | 24 | 3 |
1977 | ... and then Jack realized that "goose that lays golden eggs" is just a metaphor. | 1.2913 | 0.05455 | 103 | 78 | 20 | 5 |
1978 | The dip in happiness you can see right here is 2020. | 1.2913 | 0.05094 | 103 | 76 | 24 | 3 |
1979 | And, at the next stop you'll see the cow jumping over the moon | 1.2913 | 0.05627 | 103 | 79 | 18 | 6 |
1980 | Bean Stock seems to be a good option for growth | 1.2913 | 0.05094 | 103 | 76 | 24 | 3 |
1981 | Fee-fi-fo-futures! I smell derivatives as the way to grind the little guys' bones into bread and eat them for lunch. | 1.2913 | 0.05455 | 103 | 78 | 20 | 5 |
1982 | You can see why Jack might think that we are all about fake news. | 1.2913 | 0.05094 | 103 | 76 | 24 | 3 |
1983 | I smell the blood of an insufficient diversified investor | 1.2913 | 0.05278 | 103 | 77 | 22 | 4 |
1984 | As predicted, this year's bean sales are sky high. | 1.2913 | 0.05278 | 103 | 77 | 22 | 4 |
1985 | Sorry the elevator was broken. | 1.2913 | 0.05278 | 103 | 77 | 22 | 4 |
1986 | I can't believe I climbed all the way up just to see some bean counters. | 1.2900 | 0.04984 | 100 | 73 | 25 | 2 |
1987 | You have your fictional stories mixed up. | 1.2900 | 0.05374 | 100 | 75 | 21 | 4 |
1988 | But, does the Golden Goose pay dividends? | 1.2900 | 0.04984 | 100 | 73 | 25 | 2 |
1989 | Just how secure is our business, now that we operate in the cloud? | 1.2900 | 0.05374 | 100 | 75 | 21 | 4 |
1990 | Late again, Jack. | 1.2900 | 0.05559 | 100 | 76 | 19 | 5 |
1991 | Oops! Sorry. Giant mistake. Carry on. | 1.2900 | 0.04984 | 100 | 73 | 25 | 2 |
1992 | You read the email incorrectly - this isn't a stalk-holder meeting. | 1.2900 | 0.05183 | 100 | 74 | 23 | 3 |
1993 | Ah, excuse me. Is one of you the Ogre? | 1.2900 | 0.04777 | 100 | 72 | 27 | 1 |
1994 | And you can see here our bean stock has gone through the roof. | 1.2900 | 0.05183 | 100 | 74 | 23 | 3 |
1995 | Of course Spriggins here gets all the credit for the rising stalk. | 1.2900 | 0.04777 | 100 | 72 | 27 | 1 |
1996 | No, keep climbing...Amazon is up on the top cloud. | 1.2900 | 0.05183 | 100 | 74 | 23 | 3 |
1997 | Jack, I know you think our profits should be rising faster, but your head’s in the clouds. | 1.2900 | 0.05183 | 100 | 74 | 23 | 3 |
1998 | Spoiler alert heaven also sucks | 1.2900 | 0.04984 | 100 | 73 | 25 | 2 |
1999 | Can we help you? | 1.2900 | 0.05738 | 100 | 77 | 17 | 6 |
2000 | And that’s when Jack learned how to invest in bean stocks | 1.2900 | 0.04984 | 100 | 73 | 25 | 2 |
2001 | Excuse me, is there a restroom on this floor? | 1.2900 | 0.05559 | 100 | 76 | 19 | 5 |
2002 | I hate to be the one to spill the beans, but we've got a giant hole in the budget. | 1.2900 | 0.05183 | 100 | 74 | 23 | 3 |
2003 | Hey. Is that my stalker? | 1.2900 | 0.05559 | 100 | 76 | 19 | 5 |
2004 | Stalker. | 1.2900 | 0.05559 | 100 | 76 | 19 | 5 |
2005 | That isn’t exactly a Corporate Ladder young man | 1.2900 | 0.05559 | 100 | 76 | 19 | 5 |
2006 | As you can see, stalks are rising steadily this year. | 1.2900 | 0.05559 | 100 | 76 | 19 | 5 |
2007 | Sorry to disturb but they were out of scones. Are biscuits fine for everyone ? | 1.2900 | 0.04984 | 100 | 73 | 25 | 2 |
2008 | Fee Fi Fo Fum I spy nitwits every one | 1.2900 | 0.05738 | 100 | 77 | 17 | 6 |
2009 | No, we did not call tech support. Out cloud services are working just fine. | 1.2900 | 0.04984 | 100 | 73 | 25 | 2 |
2010 | Listen, kid, the real golden goose is a solid go-to-market strategy. | 1.2900 | 0.05374 | 100 | 75 | 21 | 4 |
2011 | Is climbing the 'ladder of success' declared obsolete? | 1.2900 | 0.04984 | 100 | 73 | 25 | 2 |
2012 | Do any of you have a lead on a new bean counter? | 1.2900 | 0.05738 | 100 | 77 | 17 | 6 |
2013 | Just because you invested in one, very profitable stalk doesn't mean you can be late to meetings, Jack. | 1.2900 | 0.05559 | 100 | 76 | 19 | 5 |
2014 | And then Jack cloud sources his way to a portfolio . The end. | 1.2900 | 0.05738 | 100 | 77 | 17 | 6 |
2015 | Let us show you how bean profits will increase with cloud storage. | 1.2900 | 0.05374 | 100 | 75 | 21 | 4 |
2016 | Well, we are interested in merging with a rapid growth company. | 1.2900 | 0.05183 | 100 | 74 | 23 | 3 |
2017 | Just ignore him, he does this every Monday. | 1.2900 | 0.05374 | 100 | 75 | 21 | 4 |
2018 | Our profit outlook for the first quarter looks robust now that we’ve finalized the golden goose acquisition. | 1.2900 | 0.04777 | 100 | 72 | 27 | 1 |
2019 | Sorry to interrupt. I must have climbed the wrong beanstalk. | 1.2900 | 0.05738 | 100 | 77 | 17 | 6 |
2020 | As you can see stocks have been... climbing | 1.2900 | 0.04984 | 100 | 73 | 25 | 2 |
2021 | Everyone give a warm welcome to our new vine content creator, Jack! | 1.2900 | 0.05183 | 100 | 74 | 23 | 3 |
2022 | Stock or beanstalk, what goes up must come down. | 1.2900 | 0.05183 | 100 | 74 | 23 | 3 |
2023 | We have high expectations for you Jack | 1.2900 | 0.05183 | 100 | 74 | 23 | 3 |
2024 | For those of you who have never met this young intruder, well, you don't know Jack. | 1.2897 | 0.05145 | 107 | 80 | 23 | 4 |
2025 | I say it's time to get rid of our holdings in cattle futures, and invest heavily in beans. | 1.2897 | 0.05635 | 107 | 83 | 17 | 7 |
2026 | Jack, you need to stop beanstalking.. | 1.2885 | 0.04668 | 104 | 75 | 28 | 1 |
2027 | Say hello to Jack everyone. Jack could use some advice from real life bean counters. | 1.2885 | 0.05053 | 104 | 77 | 24 | 3 |
2028 | Would you like to Beta test our cloud-based Cyber Stalk? | 1.2885 | 0.05409 | 104 | 79 | 20 | 5 |
2029 | I'm STALKIN here! | 1.2883 | 0.05181 | 111 | 84 | 22 | 5 |
2030 | Let’s not tell him what the graph really represents. | 1.2871 | 0.05328 | 101 | 76 | 21 | 4 |
2031 | Fee-fi-fo-fum! I smell the blood of a minority shareholder. | 1.2871 | 0.05688 | 101 | 78 | 17 | 6 |
2032 | The goose's output has been securitized for maximum market capitalization. | 1.2871 | 0.05139 | 101 | 75 | 23 | 3 |
2033 | Alright, who was in charge of breeding out their climbing ability? | 1.2871 | 0.05511 | 101 | 77 | 19 | 5 |
2034 | Listen kid,we didn’t achieve steady growth with magic beans! | 1.2871 | 0.04738 | 101 | 73 | 27 | 1 |
2035 | We're bean counters, Jack-ass, we're everywhere. | 1.2871 | 0.05511 | 101 | 77 | 19 | 5 |
2036 | I see that someone from accounting is auditing my presentation | 1.2871 | 0.04943 | 101 | 74 | 25 | 2 |
2037 | How do we know this isn't a magic bean bubble? | 1.2871 | 0.05328 | 101 | 76 | 21 | 4 |
2038 | Fee-fi-fo-fum! I smell the blood of a beanstalk-climbing Covid-insider-trading whistleblower bum. | 1.2871 | 0.05328 | 101 | 76 | 21 | 4 |
2039 | I’m sorry you made the climb for nothing but we decided that the giant fits our current business model. | 1.2871 | 0.04943 | 101 | 74 | 25 | 2 |
2040 | Ignore him. He doesn't know Jack-Shit. | 1.2871 | 0.05328 | 101 | 76 | 21 | 4 |
2041 | Great. Now I have to climb back up and tell The Golden Goose the projections are bleaker than expected. | 1.2871 | 0.05139 | 101 | 75 | 23 | 3 |
2042 | I climb a tree to see heaven and discover that eternity is also banal. | 1.2871 | 0.05688 | 101 | 78 | 17 | 6 |
2043 | The bathroom? It’s a few more clouds up. | 1.2871 | 0.04943 | 101 | 74 | 25 | 2 |
2044 | Fee-fi-fo-fum, our exchange-traded funds are delivering capital growth in a challenged economic market. | 1.2871 | 0.04738 | 101 | 73 | 27 | 1 |
2045 | Maybe being bean counters is about to be highly regarded. | 1.2871 | 0.05139 | 101 | 75 | 23 | 3 |
2046 | Uh oh, the kid who stole our golden handcuffs is back for our golden parachutes! | 1.2871 | 0.05511 | 101 | 77 | 19 | 5 |
2047 | A radical spike in green veggies is caused by our new fertilizer “giant growth” . | 1.2871 | 0.05328 | 101 | 76 | 21 | 4 |
2048 | Micheal, I told you, no virtual backgrounds. | 1.2871 | 0.05511 | 101 | 77 | 19 | 5 |
2049 | The Giant is offering a cessation of hostilities, Jack, in exchange for partial interest in the magic beans. | 1.2871 | 0.05328 | 101 | 76 | 21 | 4 |
2050 | As you can see, bean stock is on the rise. | 1.2871 | 0.05511 | 101 | 77 | 19 | 5 |
2051 | I smell the blood of an investor who just traded a cow for some beans. | 1.2871 | 0.04943 | 101 | 74 | 25 | 2 |
2052 | Tell Mother Goose we’re still not interested. | 1.2871 | 0.05511 | 101 | 77 | 19 | 5 |
2053 | Fee-fi-401k. | 1.2871 | 0.04943 | 101 | 74 | 25 | 2 |
2054 | All that time it took you to climb up here and you still got the coffee order wrong? | 1.2871 | 0.05688 | 101 | 78 | 17 | 6 |
2055 | Yes Jack, Presentation skills are important even after life. | 1.2871 | 0.05511 | 101 | 77 | 19 | 5 |
2056 | Let’s all welcome our spokesman Jack joining us today to go over quarterly statements | 1.2871 | 0.05511 | 101 | 77 | 18 | 5 |
2057 | No, this is tech giants. The one with the golden goose is two vines over. | 1.2870 | 0.05271 | 108 | 82 | 21 | 5 |
2058 | But this growth is unstable... | 1.2870 | 0.04753 | 108 | 79 | 27 | 2 |
2059 | Let’s not forget. What goes up can always be chopped down. | 1.2870 | 0.05104 | 108 | 81 | 23 | 4 |
2060 | Then Jack saw them - the giants of industry | 1.2857 | 0.05012 | 105 | 78 | 24 | 3 |
2061 | I see a lot of geese, but where are the golden eggs?" | 1.2857 | 0.04811 | 98 | 71 | 26 | 1 |
2062 | Sorry, no commodity trading here. | 1.2857 | 0.05427 | 98 | 74 | 20 | 4 |
2063 | The stalk-growth meeting is NEXT week, Jack. | 1.2857 | 0.05230 | 98 | 73 | 22 | 3 |
2064 | The sales are up, but where's the proof these Magic Beans actually work? | 1.2857 | 0.05230 | 98 | 73 | 22 | 3 |
2065 | I don't know where you're getting your information, young man. We're an investment firm. We help people build golden NEST eggs. | 1.2857 | 0.05025 | 98 | 72 | 24 | 2 |
2066 | Do we attribute this growth to the fee, the fi, the fo, or the fum? | 1.2857 | 0.05427 | 98 | 74 | 20 | 4 |
2067 | Corporations can be giants too, pal. | 1.2857 | 0.05427 | 98 | 74 | 20 | 4 |
2068 | Sorry, Jack, bean counters are obsolete. | 1.2857 | 0.05230 | 98 | 73 | 22 | 3 |
2069 | I believe I accurately reflect the views of the entire Board, Jack, when I say to you fee-fi-fo-fum we smell the blood of an Englishman. | 1.2857 | 0.05618 | 98 | 75 | 18 | 5 |
2070 | Interns rarely got a glimpse into the exec meetings on cloud 9. | 1.2857 | 0.04811 | 98 | 71 | 26 | 1 |
2071 | We've hired a real expert to help us accelerate our transition to the cloud. | 1.2857 | 0.05427 | 98 | 74 | 20 | 4 |
2072 | We're Englishmen too. This is just a tax heaven. | 1.2857 | 0.05025 | 98 | 72 | 24 | 2 |
2073 | Have you signed an NDA? | 1.2857 | 0.05981 | 98 | 77 | 14 | 7 |
2074 | good the pizza | 1.2857 | 0.05802 | 98 | 76 | 16 | 6 |
2075 | But is it disruptive enough? | 1.2857 | 0.05025 | 98 | 72 | 24 | 2 |
2076 | Yeah, he's up there, but I wouldn't bother. We've all got pardons. | 1.2857 | 0.05230 | 98 | 73 | 22 | 3 |
2077 | Thanks Jack, but we don't need any bean counters here, this is a sales meeting. | 1.2857 | 0.05012 | 105 | 78 | 24 | 3 |
2078 | I climbed all the way up this beanstalk to see your COVID report and you people aren't even wearing masks! | 1.2857 | 0.05230 | 98 | 73 | 22 | 3 |
2079 | The stalk market is really taking off. | 1.2857 | 0.05025 | 98 | 72 | 24 | 2 |
2080 | We're the bean counters, the CEO is three clouds higher. | 1.2857 | 0.05191 | 105 | 79 | 22 | 4 |
2081 | Remote Work | 1.2857 | 0.05025 | 98 | 72 | 24 | 2 |
2082 | Late again, Jack. I thought you were switching to corn. | 1.2857 | 0.05427 | 98 | 74 | 20 | 4 |
2083 | Excuse me. They told me to ask for the golden goose. . . | 1.2857 | 0.05230 | 98 | 73 | 22 | 3 |
2084 | Good news Jack, profits are up since we sold the castle and downsized the giants. | 1.2857 | 0.05230 | 98 | 73 | 22 | 3 |
2085 | Next year's strategy includes our pricing change, our transition to First In First Out accounting, and the launch of our new Futuristic Underwater Mobile. In short, "Fee, FIFO, F.U.M." | 1.2857 | 0.05230 | 98 | 73 | 22 | 3 |
2086 | The Giant is in poultry futures | 1.2857 | 0.05230 | 98 | 73 | 22 | 3 |
2087 | Hey Jack, mind if we blue sky this bean deal? | 1.2857 | 0.05427 | 98 | 74 | 20 | 4 |
2088 | So our gross is up 5% this quarter thanks to the residuals on that orphan-baking oven we optioned to the witch. And let's not forget the dried beans we unloaded on that stupid little twerp with th... Fuck... He's right behind me, isn't he? | 1.2857 | 0.05981 | 98 | 77 | 14 | 7 |
2089 | Change in plan; the giant’s pivoting hard from gold to Bitcoin. | 1.2857 | 0.05230 | 98 | 73 | 22 | 3 |
2090 | The Singing Harp's losses due to maternity leave are offset by profits from increased golden egg production. | 1.2857 | 0.05427 | 98 | 74 | 20 | 4 |
2091 | Unless you can find a goose that shits gold, you're going to have to be on time for meetings. | 1.2857 | 0.05618 | 98 | 75 | 18 | 5 |
2092 | Looks like the freelancer is gaining on us. | 1.2857 | 0.05025 | 98 | 72 | 24 | 2 |
2093 | No, that's not Waldo. | 1.2857 | 0.05230 | 98 | 73 | 22 | 3 |
2094 | Just as I thought, the future is beans! | 1.2857 | 0.05802 | 98 | 76 | 16 | 6 |
2095 | Our guest today will explain investing strategies that come right out of a fairy tale, take it away, Jack... | 1.2857 | 0.05427 | 98 | 74 | 20 | 4 |
2096 | So 'death by PowerPoint' is real. | 1.2857 | 0.05230 | 98 | 73 | 22 | 3 |
2097 | I thought the meeting was pushed to Thursday | 1.2857 | 0.05191 | 105 | 79 | 22 | 4 |
2098 | We're all excited about our growth, Ted, but the metaphor is excessive. | 1.2857 | 0.05427 | 98 | 74 | 20 | 4 |
2099 | Why didn’t you just log in to our cloud-based meeting, Jack? | 1.2857 | 0.05427 | 98 | 74 | 20 | 4 |
2100 | Try the next bean stalk, Jack. It's 5G and guaranteed free of giants. | 1.2857 | 0.05230 | 98 | 72 | 22 | 3 |
2101 | As you can see,the stalks are high. The morals are low. | 1.2857 | 0.05230 | 98 | 73 | 22 | 3 |
2102 | That's all well and good, Jack, but how do you plan to monetize this beanstalk thing? | 1.2857 | 0.05230 | 98 | 73 | 22 | 3 |
2103 | Prediction: Jack d/b/a Golden Eggs, Ltd. up; Ogre Life, PC down. | 1.2857 | 0.05618 | 98 | 75 | 18 | 5 |
2104 | You're just in time Jack, Beanstalks are at an all time high. | 1.2857 | 0.05427 | 98 | 74 | 20 | 4 |
2105 | Tell the big guy we’re going public and need another dozen. | 1.2857 | 0.05618 | 98 | 75 | 18 | 5 |
2106 | What it takes to reach the top in the cloud tech space | 1.2857 | 0.05618 | 98 | 75 | 18 | 5 |
2107 | Good news! There’s a vaccine now - you can all come back to the downtown office. | 1.2857 | 0.05618 | 98 | 75 | 18 | 5 |
2108 | The God's office is on the top floor | 1.2857 | 0.05618 | 98 | 75 | 18 | 5 |
2109 | Our 2020 data indicates that the more absurd the cartoon is the more relatable it is to the average reader. | 1.2857 | 0.06154 | 98 | 78 | 12 | 8 |
2110 | No Green Giant here, just unicorn cloud computing. | 1.2857 | 0.05025 | 98 | 71 | 24 | 2 |
2111 | Heaven's first level of hell" @ksmithm | 1.2857 | 0.05802 | 98 | 76 | 16 | 6 |
2112 | The bean stock continues to grow and...oh Jack, you are here | 1.2857 | 0.05230 | 98 | 73 | 22 | 3 |
2113 | And that’s when Jack stumbled into the Green Giant boardroom. | 1.2857 | 0.05191 | 105 | 79 | 22 | 4 |
2114 | Of course we can't tell Jack we're charting his motivation. If I knew someone were charting mine, I'd quit. | 1.2843 | 0.05464 | 102 | 78 | 19 | 5 |
2115 | It seems that Jack wants the secret to the stock market too. | 1.2843 | 0.05464 | 102 | 78 | 19 | 5 |
2116 | In conclusion, I believe we can be a growth stalk, value stalk, and perhaps even a beanstalk. | 1.2843 | 0.04902 | 102 | 75 | 25 | 2 |
2117 | It's now Giant Incorporated, kid. | 1.2843 | 0.05096 | 102 | 76 | 23 | 3 |
2118 | Just as my graph expected. | 1.2843 | 0.05283 | 102 | 77 | 21 | 4 |
2119 | As Warren predicted, the sky’s the limit on bean futures | 1.2843 | 0.04488 | 102 | 73 | 29 | 0 |
2120 | As you can see, bean futures are up. | 1.2843 | 0.05639 | 102 | 79 | 17 | 6 |
2121 | Giants? No, no, we're corporate giants. There's a difference. | 1.2843 | 0.05096 | 102 | 76 | 23 | 3 |
2122 | I suggest that we invest in bean futures. | 1.2843 | 0.05464 | 102 | 78 | 19 | 5 |
2123 | Thanks to you, Jack, our Beano sales are skyrocketing! | 1.2843 | 0.05283 | 102 | 77 | 21 | 4 |
2124 | Do you ever get the feeling you are being stalked? | 1.2843 | 0.05096 | 102 | 76 | 23 | 3 |
2125 | Don't mind him. He used to be an office boy here at Could 9. Worked his ass off. One day I told him not to work so hard or he would become a dull boy. So Jack went over to that beanstalk and started to play. The rest is history. | 1.2843 | 0.05283 | 102 | 77 | 21 | 4 |
2126 | Wow, this company really is environmentally friendly, instead of climbing the corporate ladder you have to climb the corporate vine. | 1.2843 | 0.05096 | 102 | 76 | 23 | 3 |
2127 | Hold on a sec, Ed. Sorry, seems despite our precautions we are once again getting beanstalk-bombed. | 1.2843 | 0.05973 | 102 | 81 | 13 | 8 |
2128 | I planted a bean...and found bean counters?!? | 1.2843 | 0.05096 | 102 | 76 | 23 | 3 |
2129 | You’re just in time for a urine sample. | 1.2843 | 0.05639 | 102 | 79 | 17 | 6 |
2130 | Fee-fi-fo-foud who forgot to put a password on this cloud? | 1.2843 | 0.05283 | 102 | 77 | 21 | 4 |
2131 | A glimpse into the future | 1.2843 | 0.05464 | 102 | 78 | 19 | 5 |
2132 | Oh I see the confusion. We are a giant... corporation. | 1.2843 | 0.05096 | 102 | 76 | 23 | 3 |
2133 | If you'd make a Starbucks run, that'd be great. | 1.2843 | 0.05096 | 102 | 76 | 23 | 3 |
2134 | Sorry,Jack,this iCloud is full. | 1.2830 | 0.04596 | 106 | 77 | 28 | 1 |
2135 | As my assistant so nimbly illustrates, growth has exceeded our projections. | 1.2828 | 0.05380 | 99 | 75 | 20 | 4 |
2136 | I thought our data was safe in the cloud. | 1.2828 | 0.04771 | 99 | 72 | 26 | 1 |
2137 | I'd like to introduce Jack, our magic bean counter. | 1.2828 | 0.05185 | 99 | 74 | 22 | 3 |
2138 | The giant layoffs in bean counting led to some miraculous overnight growth! | 1.2828 | 0.05568 | 99 | 76 | 18 | 5 |
2139 | As you can see, bean futures continue to rise. | 1.2828 | 0.05568 | 99 | 76 | 18 | 5 |
2140 | Sorry, we off-shored golden egg production back in Q3. | 1.2828 | 0.05380 | 99 | 75 | 20 | 4 |
2141 | No, you want one cloud up for engineering. We are marketing. | 1.2828 | 0.05185 | 99 | 74 | 22 | 3 |
2142 | Jack never expected the giant to be corporations | 1.2828 | 0.05568 | 99 | 76 | 18 | 5 |
2143 | Looks like you have a future in soybeans, Jack. | 1.2828 | 0.05380 | 99 | 75 | 20 | 4 |
2144 | Welcome to big agro. | 1.2828 | 0.05568 | 99 | 76 | 18 | 5 |
2145 | Sorry, Jack. The golden egg is one cloud up. | 1.2828 | 0.04549 | 99 | 71 | 28 | 0 |
2146 | Do you have a receipt for the cow? | 1.2828 | 0.05380 | 99 | 75 | 20 | 4 |
2147 | You can laugh about his beanstalk, but do you seriously believe a cloud is supporting us up here? | 1.2828 | 0.05185 | 99 | 74 | 22 | 3 |
2148 | Oh, I thought you meant to share our rising stalks. | 1.2828 | 0.05380 | 99 | 75 | 20 | 4 |
2149 | Jack. Jack. You're not seeing the big picture here . . . | 1.2828 | 0.05185 | 99 | 74 | 22 | 3 |
2150 | What a giant disappointment. | 1.2828 | 0.05568 | 99 | 76 | 18 | 5 |
2151 | Well, Fee-Fi-Fo-Fum, if it isn’t Jack from Compliance. | 1.2828 | 0.05750 | 99 | 77 | 16 | 6 |
2152 | Are we, perhaps, growing too much? | 1.2828 | 0.05185 | 99 | 74 | 22 | 3 |
2153 | Your prediction about taking things to new heights in 2020 certainly has come true! | 1.2828 | 0.05185 | 99 | 74 | 22 | 3 |
2154 | Jack is surprised to learn giants look a little different from his last trip up the bean stock | 1.2828 | 0.05185 | 99 | 74 | 22 | 3 |
2155 | Jack, we've been encouraging you to the climb the corporate ladder. | 1.2828 | 0.05380 | 99 | 75 | 20 | 4 |
2156 | Well... we had to diversify the portfolio after you stole his damn hen! | 1.2828 | 0.05185 | 99 | 74 | 22 | 3 |
2157 | ... then Jack saw the Giants of Industry | 1.2828 | 0.05185 | 99 | 74 | 22 | 3 |
2158 | As far as we know, Jack is not aware that we are tracking his progress here in The Cloud, which of course is in his best interest. | 1.2816 | 0.05054 | 103 | 77 | 23 | 3 |
2159 | Sorry, kid... this is just a virtual cloud. | 1.2816 | 0.05418 | 103 | 79 | 19 | 5 |
2160 | Analysis shows continued growth, followed by a sizable market disruption, then a solid return on investment in poultry futures." | 1.2816 | 0.05418 | 103 | 79 | 19 | 5 |
2161 | Since we added Jack, beanstock sales have gone through the roof. | 1.2816 | 0.05054 | 103 | 77 | 23 | 3 |
2162 | Come join us- There are much less stressful ways to make money. | 1.2816 | 0.05239 | 103 | 78 | 21 | 4 |
2163 | As you can see here, stalks have historically gone up. | 1.2816 | 0.04662 | 103 | 75 | 27 | 1 |
2164 | Fee fi fo fum, someone put ayahuasca in the water cooler again. | 1.2816 | 0.05418 | 103 | 79 | 19 | 5 |
2165 | On the plus-side, magic bean trades are sky-high! | 1.2812 | 0.05868 | 96 | 75 | 15 | 6 |
2166 | It’s Jack the Corporate Giant Slayer! | 1.2812 | 0.05278 | 96 | 72 | 21 | 3 |
2167 | Jack is here to share his thoughts on the rapid growth opportunities in bean futures. | 1.2812 | 0.05066 | 96 | 71 | 23 | 2 |
2168 | Jack, are you stalking us? | 1.2812 | 0.05066 | 96 | 71 | 23 | 2 |
2169 | So much for a secure cloud. | 1.2812 | 0.05482 | 96 | 73 | 19 | 4 |
2170 | Now THAT'S the short-term stalk growth the board expects! | 1.2812 | 0.05278 | 96 | 72 | 21 | 3 |
2171 | I'd like to pass this idea by our golden goose expert Jack | 1.2812 | 0.05482 | 96 | 73 | 19 | 4 |
2172 | This is how we are able to do same day delivery | 1.2812 | 0.05066 | 96 | 71 | 23 | 2 |
2173 | Oh, sorry. I thought you said beanstalk options. | 1.2812 | 0.05482 | 96 | 73 | 19 | 4 |
2174 | Just another meeting of the bean counters | 1.2812 | 0.05482 | 96 | 73 | 19 | 4 |
2175 | Jack! Your bean stock is way up! | 1.2812 | 0.05278 | 96 | 72 | 21 | 3 |
2176 | There are assholes in the sky!" - Jack (apologies to Mr. Sondheim | 1.2812 | 0.05278 | 96 | 72 | 21 | 3 |
2177 | Late again! What's your excuse this time? | 1.2812 | 0.05066 | 96 | 71 | 23 | 2 |
2178 | As you can see Jack's bean stock is really climbing. | 1.2812 | 0.05678 | 96 | 74 | 17 | 5 |
2179 | Monsanto has transitioned to the cloud. Now hand over those seeds. | 1.2812 | 0.05278 | 96 | 72 | 21 | 3 |
2180 | I’d like to know why there are no Asians in this meeting. | 1.2812 | 0.05066 | 96 | 71 | 23 | 2 |
2181 | The stalk market is way up this year. | 1.2812 | 0.05482 | 96 | 73 | 19 | 4 |
2182 | um, I think we should briefly pause for a moment and get our heads out of the clouds. | 1.2812 | 0.05278 | 96 | 72 | 21 | 3 |
2183 | That's it, Intern, six feet apart. | 1.2812 | 0.05066 | 96 | 71 | 23 | 2 |
2184 | Well, actually we are giants. Giants of industry, but giants nonetheless. | 1.2812 | 0.05066 | 96 | 71 | 23 | 2 |
2185 | I thought Hell was in the other direction! | 1.2812 | 0.05278 | 96 | 72 | 21 | 3 |
2186 | Jack, you don’t know beans. | 1.2812 | 0.05482 | 96 | 73 | 19 | 4 |
2187 | Little boy, we are giants. Giants of industry. | 1.2812 | 0.05066 | 96 | 71 | 23 | 2 |
2188 | why jack invested in apple | 1.2812 | 0.05678 | 96 | 74 | 17 | 5 |
2189 | I'm sorry but these growth projections are pure fantasy. | 1.2812 | 0.05482 | 96 | 73 | 19 | 4 |
2190 | Beans are going through the roof. | 1.2812 | 0.05278 | 96 | 72 | 21 | 3 |
2191 | Which one of you is the Giant? | 1.2812 | 0.05482 | 96 | 73 | 19 | 4 |
2192 | How many beans? | 1.2812 | 0.05066 | 96 | 71 | 23 | 2 |
2193 | Magic bean futures are sky high. | 1.2812 | 0.05066 | 96 | 71 | 23 | 2 |
2194 | Sorry, Jack, we acquired Giant Enterprises six years ago. The big dude retired and bought a mansion in the Hamptons. | 1.2812 | 0.05868 | 96 | 75 | 15 | 6 |
2195 | Only in fairy tales will you see a 2020 chart that looks like that. | 1.2812 | 0.05868 | 96 | 75 | 15 | 6 |
2196 | Jack, it's your hemp stock | 1.2812 | 0.05678 | 96 | 74 | 17 | 5 |
2197 | The meeting rooms were all busy! | 1.2812 | 0.05066 | 96 | 71 | 23 | 2 |
2198 | Alas, proof to my teacher that my Bean Growth Chart WAS uploaded to the cloud. | 1.2812 | 0.04845 | 96 | 70 | 25 | 1 |
2199 | I don't want to hear another story about giants Jack, you're late. | 1.2812 | 0.05482 | 96 | 73 | 19 | 4 |
2200 | With our move to the cloud, we've finally eliminated all concerns about corporate espionage. | 1.2812 | 0.06052 | 96 | 76 | 13 | 7 |
2201 | Ever since we migrated to the cloud our stalks have gone through the roof. | 1.2812 | 0.05066 | 96 | 71 | 23 | 2 |
2202 | You might want to count those beans again, Sam. | 1.2812 | 0.05066 | 96 | 71 | 23 | 2 |
2203 | Jack informed that cloud storage will go up to $19.95. | 1.2812 | 0.05278 | 96 | 72 | 21 | 3 |
2204 | On the other hand our bean investments have been doing quite well for us. | 1.2812 | 0.05678 | 96 | 74 | 17 | 5 |
2205 | I GUARANTEE our security will be air-tight now that we’ve moved our business to the cloud... | 1.2812 | 0.05066 | 96 | 71 | 23 | 2 |
2206 | Another bean counter stalking us!" | 1.2812 | 0.05066 | 96 | 71 | 23 | 2 |
2207 | Bean sales are through the roof. | 1.2812 | 0.05278 | 96 | 72 | 21 | 3 |
2208 | It's more than just a metaphor, Jack. | 1.2812 | 0.04845 | 96 | 70 | 25 | 1 |
2209 | Industrial espionage is reaching new heights! | 1.2812 | 0.05678 | 96 | 74 | 17 | 5 |
2210 | As you can see, bean stocks are up 25% | 1.2812 | 0.05482 | 96 | 73 | 19 | 4 |
2211 | Corporate Giants? | 1.2812 | 0.05278 | 96 | 72 | 21 | 3 |
2212 | Keep climbing Jack, there's nothing here but turkeys. | 1.2812 | 0.05278 | 96 | 72 | 21 | 3 |
2213 | I'd like you all to meet Jack, our new Head of Growth. | 1.2812 | 0.04613 | 96 | 69 | 27 | 0 |
2214 | Gary forgot to book the conference room. | 1.2812 | 0.04845 | 96 | 70 | 25 | 1 |
2215 | Wow! The Cloud really does exist for corporate data. | 1.2812 | 0.05278 | 96 | 72 | 21 | 3 |
2216 | No, we're just bean counters. | 1.2812 | 0.05066 | 96 | 71 | 23 | 2 |
2217 | Welcome to our weekly bean counter meeting | 1.2812 | 0.05482 | 96 | 73 | 19 | 4 |
2218 | Why am I not surprised? | 1.2812 | 0.05678 | 96 | 74 | 17 | 5 |
2219 | I see majic bean stalks are up a third, maybe time to sell. | 1.2812 | 0.05278 | 96 | 72 | 21 | 3 |
2220 | Soybean futures are up. | 1.2812 | 0.05278 | 96 | 72 | 21 | 3 |
2221 | Whoops! I think I have the wrong giant. | 1.2812 | 0.05278 | 96 | 72 | 21 | 3 |
2222 | So we are all agreed that the British have finally become irrelevant? | 1.2812 | 0.05482 | 96 | 73 | 19 | 4 |
2223 | Cloud computing is fast, easy, and it costs beans. | 1.2812 | 0.05482 | 96 | 73 | 19 | 4 |
2224 | Despite recent threats,we're confident in our cloud security. | 1.2812 | 0.05066 | 96 | 71 | 23 | 2 |
2225 | Looks like bean futures are on the rise. | 1.2812 | 0.05278 | 96 | 72 | 21 | 3 |
2226 | As you can see...Oh, look, speaking of climbing, there’s our intrepid bean counter. | 1.2812 | 0.05066 | 96 | 71 | 23 | 2 |
2227 | It's ours. Genetically modified. | 1.2812 | 0.05278 | 96 | 72 | 21 | 3 |
2228 | I see our sales aren't the only things that have been climbing. | 1.2812 | 0.05678 | 96 | 74 | 17 | 5 |
2229 | Jack already knew growth was possible so didn't mind missing the meeting | 1.2812 | 0.05482 | 96 | 73 | 19 | 4 |
2230 | Go to six, and ask for Fee-fi-fo-fum. | 1.2812 | 0.05278 | 96 | 72 | 21 | 3 |
2231 | Here we have a prime example of how self-sufficiency can indeed be traded for unrealistic profits. | 1.2812 | 0.05482 | 96 | 73 | 19 | 4 |
2232 | Are you guys bean counters? | 1.2812 | 0.05278 | 96 | 72 | 21 | 3 |
2233 | The cloud isn’t a metaphor!?! | 1.2812 | 0.05066 | 96 | 71 | 23 | 2 |
2234 | Jack's stocks are rising, but but they will be getting riskier as he moves higher. | 1.2812 | 0.05482 | 96 | 73 | 19 | 4 |
2235 | If this isn’t magic then what is? | 1.2812 | 0.05278 | 96 | 72 | 21 | 3 |
2236 | We discovered it’s much more profitable to short beans and go long on cattle. | 1.2812 | 0.05482 | 96 | 73 | 19 | 4 |
2237 | And at that point Jack realized he probably could have taken an elevator. | 1.2812 | 0.04845 | 96 | 70 | 25 | 1 |
2238 | We recommend you put your golden eggs in a low risk IRA | 1.2812 | 0.05278 | 96 | 72 | 21 | 3 |
2239 | No masks, no social distances, and you you guys still got into heaven? I guess you can take it with you. | 1.2812 | 0.06052 | 96 | 76 | 13 | 7 |
2240 | Jack’s here to solve our giant cloud problem. | 1.2812 | 0.05278 | 96 | 72 | 21 | 3 |
2241 | Wrong stalk | 1.2812 | 0.05278 | 96 | 72 | 21 | 3 |
2242 | I'm the ghost of Christmas future. You shouldn't have sold your cow for those beans. | 1.2812 | 0.05278 | 96 | 72 | 21 | 3 |
2243 | Dont mind me, just here to check on the top 1% | 1.2812 | 0.05066 | 96 | 71 | 23 | 2 |
2244 | Excuse me Jack, you cannot be spying on ‘God’s plan’ | 1.2812 | 0.05482 | 96 | 73 | 19 | 4 |
2245 | I have this room booked. | 1.2812 | 0.05066 | 96 | 71 | 23 | 2 |
2246 | I climbed to the top for this? | 1.2812 | 0.05482 | 96 | 73 | 19 | 4 |
2247 | Yes this is "the cloud", stop stalking us. | 1.2812 | 0.05278 | 96 | 72 | 21 | 3 |
2248 | The elevator was broken. | 1.2812 | 0.05482 | 96 | 73 | 19 | 4 |
2249 | Hm. It turns out stockbrokers do go to heaven. | 1.2812 | 0.05066 | 96 | 71 | 23 | 2 |
2250 | Sorry, wrong stalk meeting | 1.2812 | 0.05868 | 96 | 75 | 15 | 6 |
2251 | And at the top of the beanstalk, Jack found the boardroom of the giant monopoly that had enslaved her mom to minimum wage subsistence, all the while keeping her hours just low enough to deprive her of full-time benefits, and squeezing the life force out of her with punishing expectations of what she could accomplish during the hours she was allowed to work. And because Jack could not afford to go to college, and instead educated himself via podcasts and blogs, he looked upon the corporate board with admiration. Because these men in suits, these titans of their own bootstraps, embodied for Jack the American dream... private enterprise writ large and in charge... | 1.2812 | 0.06052 | 96 | 76 | 13 | 7 |
2252 | Fee-fi-fo-fum! I smell an opportunity to synergistically actualize scalable solutions. | 1.2812 | 0.05868 | 96 | 75 | 15 | 6 |
2253 | Everyone, give Jack a hand. He’s taken our beanstock through the roof. | 1.2812 | 0.04845 | 96 | 70 | 25 | 1 |
2254 | sir that is for employees only you will need to use the corporate ladder | 1.2812 | 0.05066 | 96 | 71 | 23 | 2 |
2255 | Oops, wrong floor... | 1.2804 | 0.05602 | 107 | 84 | 16 | 7 |
2256 | Oh, its the the corporate Giants. | 1.2804 | 0.05277 | 107 | 82 | 20 | 5 |
2257 | You think those golden eggs just sit there appreciating in value without asset managers? | 1.2800 | 0.05140 | 100 | 75 | 22 | 3 |
2258 | There is no down side in the bean market! | 1.2800 | 0.05140 | 100 | 75 | 22 | 3 |
2259 | This ain’t no fairy tail. Our firewall sucks. | 1.2800 | 0.05140 | 100 | 75 | 22 | 3 |
2260 | Another member of the 1%!? Who spilled the beans? | 1.2800 | 0.05333 | 100 | 76 | 20 | 4 |
2261 | I see Jack has finally worked his way up the corporate beanstalk." | 1.2796 | 0.05376 | 93 | 70 | 20 | 3 |
2262 | .. and as you can see here, our "Magic Bean" portfolio continues to climb as we re-structure for the Cloud. | 1.2796 | 0.05590 | 93 | 71 | 18 | 4 |
2263 | Why do you look so confused? | 1.2796 | 0.05590 | 93 | 71 | 18 | 4 |
2264 | I'm sure you'd agree there's enormous growth potential in today's stalks. | 1.2796 | 0.05795 | 93 | 72 | 16 | 5 |
2265 | Most of us get here by the corporate ladder. | 1.2796 | 0.05590 | 93 | 71 | 18 | 4 |
2266 | Forget plastics. Beans! | 1.2796 | 0.04922 | 93 | 68 | 24 | 1 |
2267 | He's after our golden parachutes. | 1.2796 | 0.05154 | 93 | 69 | 22 | 2 |
2268 | As you can see our cloud based business model is still subject to the feelers of the hedge funds. | 1.2796 | 0.05590 | 93 | 71 | 18 | 4 |
2269 | As you can see, our magical fruit marketing campaign proved very effective and we are now seeing a significant number of people eating their beans at every meal. | 1.2796 | 0.05590 | 93 | 71 | 18 | 4 |
2270 | No meeting is complete without hearing from the bean counters. | 1.2796 | 0.05154 | 93 | 69 | 22 | 2 |
2271 | Cow shares are bullish and beans have sky rocketed | 1.2796 | 0.05376 | 93 | 70 | 20 | 3 |
2272 | Jack realized life was better below the top of the beanstalk... | 1.2796 | 0.05376 | 93 | 70 | 20 | 3 |
2273 | Looks like Jack the Giant Corporation Slayer is here. | 1.2796 | 0.05376 | 93 | 70 | 20 | 3 |
2274 | "Don't get distracted by him. Remember—this is a reality show!" | 1.2796 | 0.05154 | 93 | 69 | 22 | 2 |
2275 | Is there anywhere in the cloud where I can have lunch after the meeting | 1.2796 | 0.05993 | 93 | 73 | 14 | 6 |
2276 | Go away. This is a private meeting in the cloud. | 1.2796 | 0.05795 | 93 | 72 | 16 | 5 |
2277 | FACT: Most folks in cloud meetings don't know Jack. | 1.2796 | 0.05376 | 93 | 70 | 20 | 3 |
2278 | I guess it's not quite insider trading, but it's still cheating. | 1.2796 | 0.05795 | 93 | 72 | 16 | 5 |
2279 | You’re late, again. Don’t blame the ‘giant’ in the room. | 1.2796 | 0.05154 | 93 | 69 | 22 | 2 |
2280 | We’re getting great returns on our bean stock. | 1.2796 | 0.05154 | 93 | 69 | 22 | 2 |
2281 | Here comes the bean counter | 1.2796 | 0.05795 | 93 | 72 | 16 | 5 |
2282 | Jack,this is the 3rd time you've been late this week. | 1.2796 | 0.05154 | 93 | 69 | 22 | 2 |
2283 | Fe-fi-fo-fum, I smell a forecasting fairy tale. | 1.2796 | 0.05795 | 93 | 71 | 16 | 5 |
2284 | We count the magic beans. The castle is farther up | 1.2796 | 0.05993 | 93 | 73 | 14 | 6 |
2285 | Yes, Jack, we know. Your cow was repossessed for non-payment. Now you really need to go to reception, or I'll call security. | 1.2796 | 0.05590 | 93 | 71 | 18 | 4 |
2286 | It looks like we have a (bean) stalker | 1.2796 | 0.05154 | 93 | 69 | 22 | 2 |
2287 | As you see here, our new stalk market strategy is proving successful. | 1.2796 | 0.04922 | 93 | 68 | 24 | 1 |
2288 | Hey, kid! Would you like to invest in some of our company's magic beans? | 1.2796 | 0.05376 | 93 | 70 | 20 | 3 |
2289 | So,this is where the beans are counted. | 1.2796 | 0.05590 | 93 | 71 | 18 | 4 |
2290 | "Magic-bean stocks are going up, no pun intended." | 1.2796 | 0.05376 | 93 | 70 | 20 | 3 |
2291 | Sorry, you've missed the initial stalk offering. | 1.2796 | 0.05590 | 93 | 71 | 18 | 4 |
2292 | Don't be ridiculous, we stopped grinding bones for bread 3 quarters ago. | 1.2796 | 0.05590 | 93 | 71 | 18 | 4 |
2293 | Uh oh, our stalker is back. | 1.2796 | 0.05376 | 93 | 70 | 20 | 3 |
2294 | Ax sales are up throughout the kingdom. | 1.2796 | 0.05590 | 93 | 71 | 18 | 4 |
2295 | I recommend that we continue investing in soybean futures | 1.2796 | 0.04922 | 93 | 68 | 24 | 1 |
2296 | Damn, this is definitely not worth a cow. | 1.2796 | 0.05376 | 93 | 70 | 20 | 3 |
2297 | At the top of the giant beanstalk, Jack finds the bean counters. | 1.2796 | 0.05376 | 93 | 70 | 20 | 3 |
2298 | I didn't know "the giant" would be a corporation! | 1.2796 | 0.04679 | 93 | 67 | 26 | 0 |
2299 | To Jack’s surprise, selling his Mom’s cow grew into a bullish market. The two lived happily ever after! | 1.2796 | 0.05154 | 93 | 69 | 22 | 2 |
2300 | He wasn’t expecting a Giant of industry | 1.2796 | 0.05590 | 93 | 71 | 18 | 4 |
2301 | Stock market, not stalk market! | 1.2796 | 0.05376 | 93 | 70 | 20 | 3 |
2302 | Sorry I'm late, the elevator is broken. | 1.2796 | 0.05590 | 93 | 71 | 18 | 4 |
2303 | I've called you here today because, as you can see, our Magic Bean product has been doing quite well throughout the world, except here in England where they've been having that Englishman eating giant problem. | 1.2796 | 0.05590 | 93 | 71 | 18 | 4 |
2304 | And here you can see the exponential growth we gave achieved in genetically modified beanstalk height. | 1.2796 | 0.05795 | 93 | 72 | 16 | 5 |
2305 | Jack, are you stalking our meeting? | 1.2796 | 0.05154 | 93 | 69 | 22 | 2 |
2306 | No, this is the Pork Bellies meeting. The Magic Bean futures is one level up. | 1.2796 | 0.05376 | 93 | 70 | 20 | 3 |
2307 | The future's in Soybeans, not Pork bellies. If you can spare one Englishman, I can explain. | 1.2796 | 0.05376 | 93 | 70 | 20 | 3 |
2308 | As you can see bean commodities are trending up. | 1.2796 | 0.05590 | 93 | 71 | 18 | 4 |
2309 | But it’s much more fun to believe in the golden goose. | 1.2796 | 0.05154 | 93 | 69 | 22 | 2 |
2310 | Sorry about that folks. It appears the glass ceiling is now permeable to children. | 1.2796 | 0.05154 | 93 | 69 | 22 | 2 |
2311 | Jack inadvertently climbs the corporate beanstalk | 1.2796 | 0.04922 | 93 | 68 | 24 | 1 |
2312 | Due to budget cutbacks, we'll have to let Fee Fi and Fo go. Fum, congratulations. | 1.2796 | 0.04922 | 93 | 68 | 24 | 1 |
2313 | Hit the stalk, Jack! You don't know beans about business! | 1.2796 | 0.05590 | 93 | 71 | 18 | 4 |
2314 | Ignore us. We're just bean counters. | 1.2796 | 0.05376 | 93 | 70 | 20 | 3 |
2315 | Do you guys have a minute to talk about your vehicles extended warranty? | 1.2796 | 0.05154 | 93 | 69 | 22 | 2 |
2316 | Well, yes, we are a corporate giant, and we make plenty of bread...but there hasn't been a castle here for some years now. | 1.2796 | 0.05154 | 93 | 69 | 22 | 2 |
2317 | You must be lost. This is the bean stock. | 1.2796 | 0.05154 | 93 | 69 | 22 | 2 |
2318 | Let welcome our new bean counter. | 1.2796 | 0.05154 | 93 | 69 | 22 | 2 |
2319 | now from our head bean counter... | 1.2796 | 0.05590 | 93 | 71 | 18 | 4 |
2320 | Looks like our bean counters dropped another one. | 1.2796 | 0.05376 | 93 | 70 | 20 | 3 |
2321 | Beanstalk sales are skyrocketing. Isn’t that right Jack? | 1.2796 | 0.05590 | 93 | 71 | 18 | 4 |
2322 | Ignore him, he just wants his beans counted! | 1.2796 | 0.05795 | 93 | 72 | 16 | 5 |
2323 | Joining us late is Jaques, who was tasked with finding a creative way to illustrate how our STOCK is rising but appears to have trouble with English homonyms. | 1.2796 | 0.05376 | 93 | 70 | 20 | 3 |
2324 | It's called "Stalk Indexing". Now Jack, show us what happens if the vaccines don't work. | 1.2796 | 0.05795 | 93 | 72 | 16 | 5 |
2325 | Jacks secret source of insider trading tips. | 1.2796 | 0.05590 | 93 | 71 | 18 | 4 |
2326 | Jack - this is only Cloud 9 - no ogres - go away! | 1.2796 | 0.05590 | 93 | 71 | 18 | 4 |
2327 | Genetically engineered soy bean futures are not the kind of stalk we invest in young pup. | 1.2796 | 0.05154 | 93 | 69 | 22 | 2 |
2328 | Nothing to be concerned about: he's just searching for something he saved up here. | 1.2796 | 0.05154 | 93 | 69 | 22 | 2 |
2329 | I told Mom this investment would pay off. | 1.2796 | 0.05154 | 93 | 69 | 22 | 2 |
2330 | Where have you bean Jack? | 1.2796 | 0.05154 | 93 | 69 | 22 | 2 |
2331 | It would seem the stalks have skyrocketed over the past month. | 1.2796 | 0.05376 | 93 | 70 | 20 | 3 |
2332 | According to Jack, beanstalk futures are on the way up. | 1.2796 | 0.04679 | 93 | 67 | 26 | 0 |
2333 | As far as the bean stock goes, the trend is your friend. | 1.2796 | 0.05154 | 93 | 69 | 22 | 2 |
2334 | Our stalks are both way up! | 1.2796 | 0.05154 | 93 | 69 | 22 | 2 |
2335 | Jack,where have you bean?? | 1.2796 | 0.05154 | 93 | 69 | 22 | 2 |
2336 | Hey, you folks have any idea what’s going on down there? | 1.2796 | 0.05376 | 93 | 70 | 20 | 3 |
2337 | As Jack will tell you, beanstalk is dramatically rising. | 1.2796 | 0.05376 | 93 | 70 | 20 | 3 |
2338 | Holy smoke, so this is where all the good ones are gone! | 1.2796 | 0.04922 | 93 | 68 | 24 | 1 |
2339 | Hi Jack. Welcome to Cloud Zoom! | 1.2796 | 0.05993 | 93 | 73 | 14 | 6 |
2340 | Unbelievable! Even up here, our competitor is stalking us. | 1.2796 | 0.05154 | 93 | 69 | 22 | 2 |
2341 | Yikes! The Bean Counters!! | 1.2796 | 0.05154 | 93 | 69 | 22 | 2 |
2342 | Sorry, no, we're the bean COUNTers. | 1.2796 | 0.05376 | 93 | 70 | 20 | 3 |
2343 | Jack, I thought I told you this was a closed cloud meeting. | 1.2796 | 0.05590 | 93 | 71 | 18 | 4 |
2344 | Which level is the bean stock trading floor? | 1.2796 | 0.05795 | 93 | 72 | 16 | 5 |
2345 | And, now let's talk about stalk futures. | 1.2796 | 0.05590 | 93 | 71 | 18 | 4 |
2346 | Looks like stocks are going up. | 1.2796 | 0.04679 | 93 | 67 | 26 | 0 |
2347 | The guy with the harp? Two clouds over. | 1.2796 | 0.05154 | 93 | 69 | 22 | 2 |
2348 | Uh, Wrong floor. This is Jack N. Bean's STOCK meeting! | 1.2796 | 0.05376 | 93 | 70 | 20 | 3 |
2349 | We're bigger than the giant - Jack won't be able to take us down. | 1.2796 | 0.05795 | 93 | 72 | 16 | 5 |
2350 | You're always late - use the elevator in the future. | 1.2796 | 0.05376 | 93 | 70 | 20 | 3 |
2351 | We've had more and more interlopers because you couldn't resist planting that damn bean. | 1.2796 | 0.05993 | 93 | 73 | 14 | 6 |
2352 | Magic Bean Counters. | 1.2796 | 0.05376 | 93 | 70 | 20 | 3 |
2353 | '"Have the meeting in the cloud,' you said. 'There will be fewer distractions,' you said." | 1.2796 | 0.05154 | 93 | 69 | 22 | 2 |
2354 | Jack, do not stalk us. | 1.2796 | 0.05154 | 93 | 69 | 22 | 2 |
2355 | The magic bean grew into a tall vine, taking Jack to The Bean Counters! | 1.2796 | 0.04922 | 93 | 68 | 24 | 1 |
2356 | Mr. Roberts,as the company's security advisor, what is your contingency plan for being hacked by Jack in the Beanstalk? | 1.2796 | 0.05376 | 93 | 70 | 20 | 3 |
2357 | ...and you assured us that everything would be coming up roses! | 1.2796 | 0.05376 | 93 | 70 | 20 | 3 |
2358 | It seems the stock prices for magic beans have dramatically increased. | 1.2796 | 0.05590 | 93 | 71 | 18 | 4 |
2359 | My Stockbroker told me that you'd be on Cloud 9. | 1.2796 | 0.05590 | 93 | 71 | 18 | 4 |
2360 | Jack in the sky with Dow Jones. | 1.2796 | 0.04922 | 93 | 68 | 24 | 1 |
2361 | Hey, you don't know beans about intellectual property law Jack. | 1.2796 | 0.05376 | 93 | 70 | 20 | 3 |
2362 | You said stock split? | 1.2796 | 0.05590 | 93 | 71 | 18 | 4 |
2363 | Obviously you don't know beans about cloud meetings Jack. | 1.2796 | 0.05590 | 93 | 71 | 18 | 4 |
2364 | Jack's hunch that the holiday party planning meeting was taking place without him proved correct. It had been worth the cow, and that photo of Delores. | 1.2796 | 0.05590 | 93 | 71 | 18 | 4 |
2365 | Ladies and gentlemen, it's my pleasure to present the newest member of our board. | 1.2796 | 0.05376 | 93 | 70 | 20 | 3 |
2366 | Sorry, but this meeting isn't for the bean counters. | 1.2796 | 0.05993 | 93 | 73 | 14 | 6 |
2367 | We prefer a consistent growth pattern. | 1.2796 | 0.04922 | 93 | 68 | 24 | 1 |
2368 | Working in the cloud isn't as complicated as I thought. | 1.2796 | 0.05376 | 93 | 70 | 20 | 3 |
2369 | No, bean stock! Stock! It says it right on the package! | 1.2796 | 0.05795 | 93 | 72 | 16 | 5 |
2370 | Jack knew no one would believe the truth. | 1.2796 | 0.05154 | 93 | 69 | 22 | 2 |
2371 | doesn't look so good up here either | 1.2796 | 0.05376 | 93 | 70 | 20 | 3 |
2372 | Nonsense, there is zero risk of man-eating giants. | 1.2796 | 0.05376 | 93 | 70 | 20 | 3 |
2373 | If he climbs that high, we should hire him. | 1.2796 | 0.05376 | 93 | 70 | 20 | 3 |
2374 | Better sell before the stalk market crashes. | 1.2796 | 0.05993 | 93 | 73 | 14 | 6 |
2375 | No wonder the Giant was so pissed off! | 1.2796 | 0.05376 | 93 | 70 | 20 | 3 |
2376 | The kid says his father is a giant in the market; but, what does he know about beans? | 1.2796 | 0.05154 | 93 | 69 | 22 | 2 |
2377 | Bean stalks are rocketing | 1.2796 | 0.05376 | 93 | 70 | 20 | 3 |
2378 | Allow me to... interjackt | 1.2796 | 0.05795 | 93 | 72 | 15 | 5 |
2379 | Sorry, Jim. I said in the memo everybody should bring their own chairs. | 1.2796 | 0.05376 | 93 | 70 | 20 | 3 |
2380 | Maybe we should pay more attention to what's going on outside the screen. | 1.2796 | 0.05376 | 93 | 70 | 20 | 3 |
2381 | It looks like the bean business is looking up for our stockholders. | 1.2796 | 0.04922 | 93 | 68 | 24 | 1 |
2382 | What's all this talk about a giant comedown? | 1.2796 | 0.05590 | 93 | 71 | 18 | 4 |
2383 | I knew that the Cloud would have security issues | 1.2796 | 0.05795 | 93 | 72 | 16 | 5 |
2384 | As the outside director, Jack thought the rest of the Board had their heads in the clouds | 1.2796 | 0.05154 | 93 | 69 | 22 | 2 |
2385 | I want to buy a 100 shares of AirBNB. | 1.2796 | 0.05154 | 93 | 69 | 22 | 2 |
2386 | I thought moving to the cloud would be more secure. | 1.2796 | 0.05376 | 93 | 70 | 20 | 3 |
2387 | Bean stocks have seen explosive growth since moving operations to the cloud. | 1.2796 | 0.04679 | 93 | 67 | 26 | 0 |
2388 | wow a meeting in the cloud. | 1.2796 | 0.05376 | 93 | 70 | 20 | 3 |
2389 | Who forgot to pay the cybersecurity bill"? | 1.2796 | 0.05154 | 93 | 69 | 22 | 2 |
2390 | We're not chasing you Jack. We all know how this one ends. | 1.2796 | 0.05993 | 93 | 73 | 14 | 6 |
2391 | Captains of industry really, but giants will do. | 1.2796 | 0.05376 | 93 | 70 | 20 | 3 |
2392 | Not a pot of gold, Jack, but we’ve see a great future for you in commodities trading. | 1.2796 | 0.05154 | 93 | 69 | 22 | 2 |
2393 | Or you could just buy a couple of magic beans. | 1.2796 | 0.05590 | 93 | 71 | 18 | 4 |
2394 | I'm sorry. If you lost your password you need a handful of magic beans. | 1.2796 | 0.05590 | 93 | 71 | 18 | 4 |
2395 | Our stalks are skyrocketing. | 1.2796 | 0.05376 | 93 | 70 | 20 | 3 |
2396 | Wrong meeting.. The magic beans meeting is one vine over. | 1.2796 | 0.05590 | 93 | 71 | 18 | 4 |
2397 | Jenkins, you promised me that moving our business into 'the cloud' would make it secure! | 1.2796 | 0.05376 | 93 | 70 | 20 | 3 |
2398 | As you can see, stalks are up beyond expectations | 1.2796 | 0.05154 | 93 | 69 | 22 | 2 |
2399 | Because 'Jack and the Bean Counters' fits our time. | 1.2796 | 0.05376 | 93 | 70 | 20 | 3 |
2400 | Old school cloud hackers discovered. | 1.2796 | 0.05795 | 93 | 72 | 16 | 5 |
2401 | I never trusted these cloud based apps | 1.2796 | 0.05376 | 93 | 70 | 20 | 3 |
2402 | How can you explain that Peeping Jack? You said our data would be safe in the cloud! | 1.2796 | 0.05795 | 93 | 72 | 16 | 5 |
2403 | The team is predicting Giant returns this quarter. | 1.2796 | 0.05154 | 93 | 69 | 22 | 2 |
2404 | Don't get distracted by fairy tales... the cloud secuity is impenetrable... | 1.2796 | 0.05376 | 93 | 70 | 20 | 3 |
2405 | I should have saved the beans for fajita night. | 1.2796 | 0.05590 | 93 | 71 | 18 | 4 |
2406 | As you can see, soy bean futures are sky high | 1.2796 | 0.05376 | 93 | 70 | 20 | 3 |
2407 | I thought all the giants were old white guys. Or am I just living in a fairy tale? | 1.2796 | 0.05590 | 93 | 71 | 18 | 4 |
2408 | I think you are being too sanguine. I smell a giant downturn coming. | 1.2796 | 0.05993 | 93 | 73 | 14 | 6 |
2409 | This is cirrus business, son! | 1.2796 | 0.05154 | 93 | 69 | 22 | 2 |
2410 | Tell him we don't need bean counters. | 1.2796 | 0.05590 | 93 | 71 | 18 | 4 |
2411 | As all data indicates, bean stocks continue to rise. | 1.2796 | 0.05154 | 93 | 69 | 22 | 2 |
2412 | No, sorry. No giants here. Only giant profits. | 1.2796 | 0.05376 | 93 | 70 | 20 | 3 |
2413 | If you're looking for a giant return of your investment keep climbing. | 1.2796 | 0.05795 | 93 | 72 | 16 | 5 |
2414 | Jack found his own way to the meeting in the cloud. | 1.2796 | 0.05590 | 93 | 71 | 18 | 4 |
2415 | I'm Ok as long as its going up! | 1.2796 | 0.05154 | 93 | 69 | 22 | 2 |
2416 | He moved out yesterday. Said someone was stalking him. | 1.2796 | 0.05376 | 93 | 70 | 20 | 3 |
2417 | Won't you looks at that–stalks are on the rise. | 1.2796 | 0.05154 | 93 | 69 | 22 | 2 |
2418 | Magic bean sales have gone up 500% since SOMEONE loves interrupting our board meetings... | 1.2796 | 0.05154 | 93 | 69 | 22 | 2 |
2419 | Bean stocks are at an all time high. | 1.2796 | 0.05590 | 93 | 71 | 18 | 4 |
2420 | Ah. That kind of giant. I suppose those golden eggs were figurative too. | 1.2796 | 0.04922 | 93 | 68 | 24 | 1 |
2421 | I’ve seen a new fast growing stock we should check out! | 1.2796 | 0.05590 | 93 | 71 | 18 | 4 |
2422 | As you can see, our prospects are climbing. | 1.2796 | 0.04922 | 93 | 68 | 24 | 1 |
2423 | I told you we need a gardener to get rid of those weeds. | 1.2796 | 0.05993 | 93 | 73 | 14 | 6 |
2424 | And here's Jack, to tell us about our latest growth stalk. | 1.2796 | 0.05795 | 93 | 72 | 16 | 5 |
2425 | He doesn’t even know he wants it yet. | 1.2796 | 0.05154 | 93 | 69 | 22 | 2 |
2426 | Looks like a growth industry. | 1.2796 | 0.05154 | 93 | 69 | 22 | 2 |
2427 | “He’s not here. He’s on sabbatical.” | 1.2796 | 0.05795 | 93 | 72 | 16 | 5 |
2428 | Gang, here's the bean counter who'll show us a magical way to experience overnight growth. | 1.2796 | 0.05376 | 93 | 70 | 20 | 3 |
2429 | Tall & Large is two vines up | 1.2796 | 0.04922 | 93 | 68 | 24 | 1 |
2430 | Jack, as an experienced trader in the bean market, perhaps you could advise us on our takeover bid for Green Giant. | 1.2796 | 0.05376 | 93 | 70 | 20 | 3 |
2431 | Curious Jack goes up to see how they rate his stalk. | 1.2796 | 0.05376 | 93 | 70 | 20 | 3 |
2432 | ah! I knew I the presentation was available on cloud | 1.2796 | 0.05376 | 93 | 70 | 20 | 3 |
2433 | We should have let him in on the secret group chat. | 1.2796 | 0.05795 | 93 | 72 | 16 | 5 |
2434 | Anyone at least have a golden parachute? | 1.2796 | 0.05590 | 93 | 71 | 18 | 4 |
2435 | Stalks and Bonds” | 1.2796 | 0.05376 | 93 | 70 | 20 | 3 |
2436 | Us? We're the corporate giant's magic bean counters. | 1.2796 | 0.05590 | 93 | 71 | 18 | 4 |
2437 | The business can scale, we get it. | 1.2796 | 0.05376 | 93 | 70 | 20 | 3 |
2438 | Ah, our new bean counter is here. | 1.2796 | 0.05590 | 93 | 71 | 18 | 4 |
2439 | No, this is accounting. Keep going up two levels and it’s on the right | 1.2796 | 0.05154 | 93 | 69 | 22 | 2 |
2440 | It's neverending. WFH just becomes work from heaven! | 1.2796 | 0.05590 | 93 | 71 | 18 | 4 |
2441 | Couldn't this have been covered in an email? | 1.2796 | 0.05590 | 93 | 71 | 18 | 4 |
2442 | This is Cloud9, son. Giant Castle is eight clouds up. | 1.2796 | 0.04679 | 93 | 67 | 26 | 0 |
2443 | Jack and the beanstalk 2: the corporate giant | 1.2796 | 0.05795 | 93 | 72 | 16 | 5 |
2444 | Seems the beans annnnnd the mushrooms were magic . . . | 1.2796 | 0.05795 | 93 | 72 | 16 | 5 |
2445 | Hey Jack, what about the bean stocks? | 1.2796 | 0.05590 | 93 | 71 | 18 | 4 |
2446 | Jack was awed to reach the top of he stalk and find cloud support that would turn heads even in the Valley Silicon | 1.2796 | 0.05590 | 93 | 71 | 18 | 4 |
2447 | We predict it will never stop growing. | 1.2796 | 0.05376 | 93 | 70 | 20 | 3 |
2448 | Sorry, I’m late,” said Jack. “I didn’t realize this meeting was in-person | 1.2796 | 0.05376 | 93 | 70 | 20 | 3 |
2449 | Sorry to interrupt, guys, but you weren’t answering my prayers. I know the data is baffling but this no time to have our heads in the clouds. | 1.2796 | 0.05795 | 93 | 72 | 16 | 5 |
2450 | Sorry, the goose was moved to the 32nd floor with accounting. | 1.2796 | 0.05154 | 93 | 69 | 22 | 2 |
2451 | It was at this point that jack realized that he didn’t want to be in marketing...sadly it was too late | 1.2796 | 0.05376 | 93 | 70 | 20 | 3 |
2452 | How high do I have to be to escape this reality? | 1.2796 | 0.05376 | 93 | 70 | 20 | 3 |
2453 | No no, accounting is in the 4th | 1.2796 | 0.05154 | 93 | 69 | 22 | 2 |
2454 | You’re looking for HR? That’s actually three clouds up. | 1.2796 | 0.05795 | 93 | 72 | 16 | 5 |
2455 | I know we're telecommuting, but this cloud based technology is a bit extreme. | 1.2796 | 0.05993 | 93 | 73 | 14 | 6 |
2456 | Jack decided it was time for a redistribution of wealth | 1.2796 | 0.05376 | 93 | 70 | 20 | 3 |
2457 | And according to this here projection Jack will climb the beanstalk, well, today. | 1.2796 | 0.05376 | 93 | 70 | 20 | 3 |
2458 | As you can see, our stalks have been rising throughout this quarter | 1.2796 | 0.05154 | 93 | 69 | 22 | 2 |
2459 | Bean stalk price was jacked up today, but the Goose says we shouldn’t be putting all our golden eggs in one basket. | 1.2793 | 0.04818 | 111 | 83 | 25 | 3 |
2460 | Someone needs to educate the intern about "business formal" | 1.2788 | 0.05543 | 104 | 81 | 17 | 6 |
2461 | These beans have produced a crop of true corporate Bean counters | 1.2788 | 0.05195 | 104 | 79 | 21 | 4 |
2462 | Talk about a year of unprecedented growth. | 1.2784 | 0.05433 | 97 | 74 | 19 | 4 |
2463 | Your stats are one thing - but I think we’re missing a giant opportunity! | 1.2784 | 0.05022 | 97 | 72 | 23 | 2 |
2464 | Corporate espionage takes many forms. | 1.2784 | 0.05815 | 97 | 76 | 15 | 6 |
2465 | Too late. Vine's finished and everyone's moved to the cloud. | 1.2784 | 0.05627 | 97 | 75 | 17 | 5 |
2466 | Ai, Chihuahua, Diversidad? Comunicación? Those Mexican beans worked!" | 1.2784 | 0.04803 | 97 | 71 | 25 | 1 |
2467 | Hey look guys,it's old money! | 1.2784 | 0.05433 | 97 | 74 | 19 | 4 |
2468 | I heard it through the grapevine that your hiring! | 1.2784 | 0.05022 | 97 | 72 | 23 | 2 |
2469 | You're right here, you still have a ways to go to the top. | 1.2784 | 0.05433 | 97 | 74 | 19 | 4 |
2470 | Where's the giant? | 1.2784 | 0.05433 | 97 | 74 | 19 | 4 |
2471 | Where Jack gets his stalk tips. | 1.2784 | 0.05231 | 97 | 73 | 21 | 3 |
2472 | Huh, well I’ll be. You were right, Greg. You did smell the blood of an Englishman. | 1.2784 | 0.05022 | 97 | 72 | 23 | 2 |
2473 | Heaven is not all it's cracked up to be. | 1.2784 | 0.05231 | 97 | 73 | 21 | 3 |
2474 | Hi, I’m looking for angel-investors for my food company. And full disclosure, I use GMOs | 1.2784 | 0.05433 | 97 | 74 | 19 | 4 |
2475 | Jack, skirting the corporate ladder... | 1.2784 | 0.05022 | 97 | 72 | 23 | 2 |
2476 | Excuse me, young man, do you know stalking is illegal? | 1.2784 | 0.04803 | 97 | 71 | 25 | 1 |
2477 | And I say we at ACME Beanstalk Co. simply cannot take for granted our fluffy position over the competition any longer. | 1.2784 | 0.05433 | 97 | 74 | 19 | 4 |
2478 | Oh no,the auditor is here! | 1.2784 | 0.05231 | 97 | 73 | 21 | 3 |
2479 | Jack... we've been charting your rise for some time. | 1.2784 | 0.05022 | 97 | 72 | 23 | 2 |
2480 | 'So this is what cloud computing is?' | 1.2784 | 0.05433 | 97 | 74 | 19 | 4 |
2481 | As you can see here, converting golden eggs into bitcoin has proven to be s successful strategy... | 1.2784 | 0.05022 | 97 | 72 | 23 | 2 |
2482 | Our pie in the sky and beanstalk sales are on cloud nine. | 1.2784 | 0.05022 | 97 | 72 | 23 | 2 |
2483 | Upward mobility re-defined. | 1.2784 | 0.05231 | 97 | 73 | 21 | 3 |
2484 | No wonder they get a golden parachute | 1.2784 | 0.05815 | 97 | 76 | 15 | 6 |
2485 | We all died of boredom | 1.2784 | 0.05433 | 97 | 74 | 19 | 4 |
2486 | Nothing but up. With today's acquisition the "Magic Beans" initiative has netted over 75 million gullible idiots. Now that the efficacy of the program is proven, we can switch from the political arena to enterprise-level commercial ventures. | 1.2784 | 0.05627 | 97 | 75 | 17 | 5 |
2487 | Of course there's an element of risk, but my people are telling me to get out of gold. Bean futures are looking up. | 1.2784 | 0.05022 | 97 | 72 | 23 | 2 |
2488 | ok, who was last to use the beanstalk and forgot to turn it off? | 1.2784 | 0.05433 | 97 | 74 | 19 | 4 |
2489 | If this is what heaven is like, I can't imagine what it must be like in hell. | 1.2784 | 0.05815 | 97 | 76 | 15 | 6 |
2490 | I’ll have some of what he’s growing! | 1.2784 | 0.05022 | 97 | 72 | 23 | 2 |
2491 | Jack, I won’t tell you again, it’s three creams and two sugars. | 1.2784 | 0.05433 | 97 | 74 | 19 | 4 |
2492 | as you can see the nomber of people That decipher our secret location is increasing. | 1.2784 | 0.05433 | 97 | 74 | 19 | 4 |
2493 | That intern always seems to be up to something. | 1.2784 | 0.05022 | 97 | 72 | 23 | 2 |
2494 | It’s time to invest in bean futures!!! | 1.2784 | 0.05231 | 97 | 73 | 21 | 3 |
2495 | Fee fi fo fum, I smell the need to improve our cloud security. | 1.2784 | 0.05997 | 97 | 77 | 13 | 7 |
2496 | I resent the term, "Bean Counter." | 1.2784 | 0.05627 | 97 | 75 | 17 | 5 |
2497 | You've got to understand -- it's 2020 down there! | 1.2784 | 0.05627 | 97 | 75 | 17 | 5 |
2498 | We continue to see more and more work moving to the cloud... but is it secure | 1.2784 | 0.05022 | 97 | 72 | 23 | 2 |
2499 | Anyway, that's when we'll liquidate our Golden Goose positio... sorry, didn't realize we had a guest? | 1.2784 | 0.05231 | 97 | 73 | 21 | 3 |
2500 | As you can see Bean Futures are climbing right out of sight. | 1.2784 | 0.05627 | 97 | 75 | 17 | 5 |
2501 | Are those bean counters certifying votes?" | 1.2784 | 0.05022 | 97 | 72 | 23 | 2 |
2502 | According to this poorly drawn line you are halfway there | 1.2784 | 0.05433 | 97 | 74 | 19 | 4 |
2503 | Grinding bones for the giant is the backbone of our business. | 1.2784 | 0.05433 | 97 | 74 | 19 | 4 |
2504 | Next time, I'll just use Zoom. | 1.2784 | 0.05231 | 97 | 73 | 21 | 3 |
2505 | Fee, Fi, Fo...FIFO? | 1.2784 | 0.05433 | 97 | 74 | 19 | 4 |
2506 | I don't give a hill o' beans about that..... | 1.2784 | 0.05433 | 97 | 74 | 19 | 4 |
2507 | Ah, you must be Jack looking for bean stock. | 1.2784 | 0.05433 | 97 | 74 | 19 | 4 |
2508 | Jack suddenly felt hot. He’d forgotten his presentation | 1.2784 | 0.05815 | 97 | 76 | 15 | 6 |
2509 | That's an impressive growth stalk. | 1.2784 | 0.05022 | 97 | 72 | 23 | 2 |
2510 | You kill this giant, your reward is you killed this giant. | 1.2784 | 0.05433 | 97 | 74 | 19 | 4 |
2511 | Didn't I tell you beans were going to be up this quarter? | 1.2784 | 0.05231 | 97 | 73 | 21 | 3 |
2512 | When the legend is better than the truth,print the legend. | 1.2784 | 0.05231 | 97 | 73 | 21 | 3 |
2513 | Welcome to purgatory | 1.2784 | 0.05627 | 97 | 75 | 17 | 5 |
2514 | He took the stock options. | 1.2784 | 0.05815 | 97 | 76 | 15 | 6 |
2515 | Our stalks are going through the roof! | 1.2784 | 0.05231 | 97 | 73 | 21 | 3 |
2516 | Fe-fi-fo-fuvery, I smell an economic recovery. | 1.2784 | 0.05022 | 97 | 72 | 23 | 2 |
2517 | Excuse me but I have a new product idea; magic beans, I hear they're good for your heart. | 1.2784 | 0.05433 | 97 | 74 | 19 | 4 |
2518 | Bean futures are set to yield magical returns this quarter. | 1.2784 | 0.05433 | 97 | 74 | 19 | 4 |
2519 | Different times, different methods. | 1.2784 | 0.05231 | 97 | 73 | 21 | 3 |
2520 | "I think we all can agree its time sell all our bean futures, stat! | 1.2784 | 0.05231 | 97 | 73 | 21 | 3 |
2521 | We're being stalked. | 1.2784 | 0.05433 | 97 | 74 | 19 | 4 |
2522 | He's trying to find out about stock futures. | 1.2784 | 0.05231 | 97 | 73 | 21 | 3 |
2523 | . . . and we expect the stalk will continue to rise. | 1.2784 | 0.05433 | 97 | 74 | 19 | 4 |
2524 | Mary, is this your stalker? | 1.2784 | 0.05433 | 97 | 74 | 19 | 4 |
2525 | Returning to the giant’s castle, Jack is stunned by the unlikely sight of a multi-racial/gender/ethnic boardroom. | 1.2784 | 0.05433 | 97 | 74 | 19 | 4 |
2526 | ...in the land of make believe a Jack grew a giant beanstalk from magic beams, saw a giant's castle in the clouds and ethical and diverse corporate board of directors... | 1.2784 | 0.06173 | 97 | 78 | 11 | 8 |
2527 | I was just showing them the chart on your progress of climbing the beanstalk. | 1.2784 | 0.05022 | 97 | 72 | 23 | 2 |
2528 | While the rest of the team logged on to join the cloud meeting, Jack joined via the bean stalk. | 1.2784 | 0.05627 | 97 | 75 | 17 | 5 |
2529 | I guess the dollar really is almighty... | 1.2784 | 0.05231 | 97 | 73 | 21 | 3 |
2530 | And when can we expect growth like he has? | 1.2784 | 0.05627 | 97 | 75 | 17 | 5 |
2531 | 'You could have just taken the lift....it's a coworking space now' | 1.2784 | 0.05022 | 97 | 72 | 23 | 2 |
2532 | Beanstalks are up, up, up! | 1.2784 | 0.05022 | 97 | 72 | 23 | 2 |
2533 | This must be the land of false claims. | 1.2778 | 0.04525 | 108 | 79 | 28 | 1 |
2534 | Come on guys, growth for the sake of growth is the mentality of the enchanted bean stalk | 1.2778 | 0.05398 | 108 | 84 | 18 | 6 |
2535 | If your bean stalk keeps rising you will strike gold, Jack!...Barring any giant missteps. | 1.2766 | 0.05741 | 94 | 73 | 16 | 5 |
2536 | We're the bean counters. | 1.2766 | 0.05327 | 94 | 71 | 20 | 3 |
2537 | Guess this is what they mean about managing 'in the cloud', huh? | 1.2766 | 0.05538 | 94 | 72 | 18 | 4 |
2538 | No, you want Giant, Sr...he's two stalks up. | 1.2766 | 0.05538 | 94 | 72 | 18 | 4 |
2539 | Jack, killing the giant was surprisingly helpful to golden egg futures but we are getting some backlash from the ASPCA on goose rights. | 1.2766 | 0.04879 | 94 | 69 | 24 | 1 |
2540 | Everybody — this is Larry our new IT guy — just ignore him until something goes wrong. | 1.2766 | 0.05741 | 94 | 73 | 16 | 5 |
2541 | Where’s the other kid, with our damn coffee beans? | 1.2766 | 0.04879 | 94 | 69 | 24 | 1 |
2542 | Jack's portfolio didn't need magic beans once he interviewed a team of professional stalkbrokers. | 1.2766 | 0.05108 | 94 | 70 | 22 | 2 |
2543 | Excuse me.... Where’s the restroom? | 1.2766 | 0.04879 | 94 | 69 | 24 | 1 |
2544 | Ever the go-getter, Jack quickly climbed the corporate beanstalk. | 1.2766 | 0.05327 | 94 | 71 | 20 | 3 |
2545 | I knew beans gave you gas, but this.... | 1.2766 | 0.06126 | 94 | 75 | 12 | 7 |
2546 | Who's gonna tell Jack about the stalk market crash? | 1.2766 | 0.04638 | 94 | 68 | 26 | 0 |
2547 | Yes, corporations are god, and yes, you can quit the harp lessons. | 1.2766 | 0.05538 | 94 | 72 | 18 | 4 |
2548 | I'm beginning to find an infinite multiverse too unpredictable. | 1.2766 | 0.05936 | 94 | 74 | 14 | 6 |
2549 | No, the theatre group is the next cloud up. | 1.2766 | 0.05936 | 94 | 74 | 14 | 6 |
2550 | Did another one of our bean counters escape? | 1.2766 | 0.05538 | 94 | 72 | 18 | 4 |
2551 | Come on! Can we get real for a change? | 1.2766 | 0.05327 | 94 | 70 | 20 | 3 |
2552 | We haven't seen the Green Giant, we ARE the Green Giant Corporation, the third largest agribusiness in North America. | 1.2766 | 0.05936 | 94 | 74 | 14 | 6 |
2553 | And now to bring this all down to earth... | 1.2766 | 0.05327 | 94 | 71 | 20 | 3 |
2554 | He's one cloud up. We're the dead members of the COVID task force. | 1.2766 | 0.05538 | 94 | 72 | 18 | 4 |
2555 | Bean stock rises, outperforms market on strong trading day | 1.2766 | 0.05327 | 94 | 71 | 20 | 3 |
2556 | The cloud's data indicates a decline in bean production. Is this your day off, Jack? | 1.2766 | 0.05741 | 94 | 73 | 16 | 5 |
2557 | So,as I was saying our financial outlook amounts to a hill of beans. | 1.2766 | 0.05327 | 94 | 71 | 20 | 3 |
2558 | Yikes! The giant is bigger than I imagined! | 1.2766 | 0.05741 | 94 | 73 | 16 | 5 |
2559 | I thought you said Jack's S-T-O-C-K would go up today. | 1.2766 | 0.05538 | 94 | 72 | 18 | 4 |
2560 | We expect Magic Bean sales to sky rocket | 1.2766 | 0.05108 | 94 | 70 | 22 | 2 |
2561 | It obvious that we're on an uptrend, but we must remain vigilant against the competition. They may be growing faster than we are. | 1.2766 | 0.05538 | 94 | 72 | 18 | 4 |
2562 | Yes, Jack. A question? | 1.2766 | 0.05538 | 94 | 72 | 18 | 4 |
2563 | Your seeds are fantastic. But our company needs something to bring us down to earth. | 1.2766 | 0.05327 | 94 | 71 | 20 | 3 |
2564 | I thought our data was private in the cloud... | 1.2766 | 0.05108 | 94 | 70 | 22 | 2 |
2565 | Into the clouds and still no answer! | 1.2766 | 0.05327 | 94 | 71 | 20 | 3 |
2566 | You know Jack, if you want to access the cloud, just download the app | 1.2766 | 0.05327 | 94 | 71 | 20 | 3 |
2567 | Sorry Jack, we’re too big to fail. | 1.2766 | 0.05108 | 94 | 70 | 22 | 2 |
2568 | He doesn't know Jack...' | 1.2766 | 0.04879 | 94 | 69 | 24 | 1 |
2569 | Do you have tax documents for the golden goose? | 1.2766 | 0.05108 | 94 | 70 | 22 | 2 |
2570 | Have we cornered the market on golden geese? | 1.2766 | 0.04879 | 94 | 69 | 24 | 1 |
2571 | You’re nothing but a bunch of bean counters! | 1.2766 | 0.05327 | 94 | 71 | 20 | 3 |
2572 | Sorry I'm late, I hope I didn't miss anything. | 1.2766 | 0.05741 | 94 | 73 | 16 | 5 |
2573 | We said there’s “been stock growth”, not “bean stalk growth” | 1.2766 | 0.05327 | 94 | 71 | 20 | 3 |
2574 | Gold is outdated Jack, without water, there’s no Beanstalk | 1.2766 | 0.05538 | 94 | 72 | 18 | 4 |
2575 | 🎶 “There’s a big tall terrible giant corporation in the sky” 🎶 | 1.2766 | 0.05538 | 94 | 72 | 18 | 4 |
2576 | He be dead. We run the cloud now. | 1.2762 | 0.05152 | 105 | 80 | 21 | 4 |
2577 | This is seventh heaven. Cloud Nine is further up. | 1.2755 | 0.05762 | 98 | 77 | 15 | 6 |
2578 | O.K., Jack, You've made your point | 1.2755 | 0.05385 | 98 | 75 | 19 | 4 |
2579 | Could be potent: Disney plus the Cloud. | 1.2755 | 0.05186 | 98 | 74 | 21 | 3 |
2580 | Well, Jack, those beans were patented by Monsanto... | 1.2755 | 0.05186 | 98 | 74 | 21 | 3 |
2581 | Are you looking for a corporate giant? | 1.2755 | 0.05385 | 98 | 75 | 19 | 4 |
2582 | Damn! Mister Bezos is going to kill us for revealing Amazon owns a real cloud. | 1.2755 | 0.05385 | 98 | 75 | 19 | 4 |
2583 | Jack and the Bean startup | 1.2755 | 0.05385 | 98 | 75 | 19 | 4 |
2584 | Jack is here to explain the rapid growth reflected on the graph. | 1.2755 | 0.05577 | 98 | 76 | 17 | 5 |
2585 | Vivian, get the axe! | 1.2755 | 0.05385 | 98 | 75 | 19 | 4 |
2586 | Mr. Musk, perhaps you'd like to join us? | 1.2755 | 0.05186 | 98 | 74 | 21 | 3 |
2587 | Not the giant you expected? | 1.2755 | 0.05186 | 98 | 74 | 21 | 3 |
2588 | Who ordered the bean soup? | 1.2755 | 0.05385 | 98 | 75 | 19 | 4 |
2589 | What part of 'buy low and sell high' did you fail to understand? | 1.2755 | 0.05385 | 98 | 75 | 19 | 4 |
2590 | We're a telecommunications giant. The Fee-Fi-Fo-Fum guy is two levels up. | 1.2755 | 0.05186 | 98 | 74 | 21 | 3 |
2591 | Keep climbing. But remember in the Cloud we are here to help with disaster recovery. | 1.2755 | 0.05385 | 98 | 75 | 19 | 4 |
2592 | Jenkins, if you mention the smell of your colleague's blood again, you're fired. | 1.2755 | 0.04979 | 98 | 73 | 23 | 2 |
2593 | I told you Jack was under a cloud. | 1.2755 | 0.05577 | 98 | 76 | 17 | 5 |
2594 | What’s up, Jack? | 1.2755 | 0.05385 | 98 | 75 | 19 | 4 |
2595 | Jack, once you told your story about finding gold in the cloud, Big Business was right behind you. | 1.2747 | 0.05649 | 91 | 70 | 17 | 4 |
2596 | if you bring us the goose that lays the golden eggs we’ll give you a seat on the board with generous stock options | 1.2747 | 0.05428 | 91 | 69 | 19 | 3 |
2597 | Speaking of climbing stocks... | 1.2747 | 0.05428 | 91 | 69 | 19 | 3 |
2598 | I’m sorry, but you’re from a restricted area, and will have to quarantine for fourteen days. | 1.2747 | 0.05649 | 91 | 70 | 17 | 4 |
2599 | This is Heaven (before masks and Zoom Meetings)—you want the next Level for fees to Fi Fo & Fum to sue for your bad trade! | 1.2747 | 0.05649 | 91 | 70 | 17 | 4 |
2600 | Now THAT’S what I call rapid growth! | 1.2747 | 0.05428 | 91 | 69 | 19 | 3 |
2601 | What I said was "fees high for some." | 1.2747 | 0.05649 | 91 | 70 | 17 | 4 |
2602 | Fie, fih foh fum, Lunch has arrived! | 1.2747 | 0.05649 | 91 | 70 | 17 | 4 |
2603 | Fee fi fo fum, I smell the start of a cost overrun | 1.2747 | 0.05649 | 91 | 70 | 17 | 4 |
2604 | Little did Jack know that he had stumbled on the Heavenly Compensation Committee quarterly review meeting. | 1.2747 | 0.05198 | 91 | 68 | 21 | 2 |
2605 | Is this the bean stock board meeting? | 1.2747 | 0.05649 | 91 | 70 | 17 | 4 |
2606 | Jack didn’t know beans about dressing for success, but he did know a corporate raider when he saw one. | 1.2747 | 0.05428 | 91 | 69 | 19 | 3 |
2607 | You can see that looking ahead, cloud computing is projected to considerably out perform magic bean stocks. | 1.2747 | 0.05428 | 91 | 69 | 19 | 3 |
2608 | Well, this literally takes industrial espionage to whole new level | 1.2747 | 0.05198 | 91 | 68 | 21 | 2 |
2609 | A giant? Yeah, we're a giant corporation. Want to buy some beans? | 1.2747 | 0.05428 | 91 | 69 | 19 | 3 |
2610 | See! Our "Magic Beans" are trending! | 1.2747 | 0.05198 | 91 | 68 | 21 | 2 |
2611 | So you think our giant corporation has nowhere to go but up... . | 1.2747 | 0.04958 | 91 | 67 | 23 | 1 |
2612 | It's not like the bean counters to be late. | 1.2747 | 0.05428 | 91 | 69 | 19 | 3 |
2613 | This is the bean stock market. The beanstalk market is one cloud up. | 1.2747 | 0.05649 | 91 | 70 | 17 | 4 |
2614 | Fee-fi-fo-fum! I smell food. Let’s break for some. | 1.2747 | 0.06066 | 91 | 72 | 13 | 6 |
2615 | I should have known this would happen when I traded my cattle futures in for those magic beans. | 1.2747 | 0.05861 | 91 | 71 | 15 | 5 |
2616 | It is ok. He has ADD | 1.2747 | 0.05649 | 91 | 70 | 17 | 4 |
2617 | Don't worry. The Dow is still growing faster than the beanstalk. | 1.2747 | 0.05198 | 91 | 68 | 21 | 2 |
2618 | As you can see our investments in beans is paying off. | 1.2747 | 0.04958 | 91 | 67 | 23 | 1 |
2619 | Don’t mind me, I’m just auditing this course. | 1.2747 | 0.05428 | 91 | 69 | 19 | 3 |
2620 | Jack was rapidly climbing the corporate bean pole. | 1.2747 | 0.05649 | 91 | 70 | 17 | 4 |
2621 | As you can see here, our company stalk price has risen sky high. | 1.2747 | 0.05861 | 91 | 71 | 15 | 5 |
2622 | No, this is not heaven. This is the other place... Heaven is up two more stops .... | 1.2747 | 0.05428 | 91 | 69 | 19 | 3 |
2623 | Jack! Bean stocks are up! | 1.2747 | 0.05649 | 91 | 70 | 17 | 4 |
2624 | Wrong way to climb the corporate ladder, Jack. | 1.2747 | 0.05649 | 91 | 70 | 17 | 4 |
2625 | If you’re looking for the giant, he’s on PTO. | 1.2747 | 0.05198 | 91 | 68 | 21 | 2 |
2626 | Corporate giants use the cloud?!? | 1.2747 | 0.05198 | 91 | 68 | 21 | 2 |
2627 | Welcome to the Giant Corporation. Can we help you? | 1.2747 | 0.05649 | 91 | 70 | 17 | 4 |
2628 | Jack climbs to celestial heights in the bean trade. | 1.2747 | 0.05428 | 91 | 69 | 19 | 3 |
2629 | No golden harp here, kid, but I could use a golden parachute. | 1.2747 | 0.05428 | 91 | 69 | 19 | 3 |
2630 | Let’s take a break and give Jack our food and drink orders. | 1.2747 | 0.05861 | 91 | 71 | 15 | 5 |
2631 | Well at least magic bean sales are up. | 1.2747 | 0.05198 | 91 | 68 | 21 | 2 |
2632 | You've got yourself a growth stock. | 1.2747 | 0.05198 | 91 | 68 | 21 | 2 |
2633 | As you can see, we've quickly jacked up the value of agricultural stocks. | 1.2747 | 0.05428 | 91 | 69 | 19 | 3 |
2634 | The smart investor hangs on to his winning stock and rides it skyward. | 1.2747 | 0.05198 | 91 | 68 | 21 | 2 |
2635 | Jack was surprised to see Giant Enterprises had successfully transitioned from poultry into cloud based services | 1.2747 | 0.06066 | 91 | 72 | 13 | 6 |
2636 | And there we are, stalked in the Cloud. | 1.2747 | 0.05428 | 91 | 69 | 19 | 3 |
2637 | So Jack, late again... as always. | 1.2747 | 0.04958 | 91 | 67 | 23 | 1 |
2638 | As seen here on our progress report, our new "farm to table" app, is a huge hit with the millennials! | 1.2747 | 0.05428 | 91 | 69 | 19 | 3 |
2639 | No, there is no giant, this is our Beans Stock! | 1.2747 | 0.05649 | 91 | 70 | 17 | 4 |
2640 | Jack! Do us a favor and tell the Big Guy that the growth rate has no end in sight! Thank you! | 1.2747 | 0.05198 | 91 | 68 | 21 | 2 |
2641 | Golden Goose? No, but if you keep climbing, the 9th Floor has a Golden Parachute. | 1.2747 | 0.05428 | 91 | 69 | 19 | 3 |
2642 | In the first quarter, we planted a seed... | 1.2747 | 0.05428 | 91 | 69 | 19 | 3 |
2643 | Jack, the NASDAQ could use some more of them there magic beans. | 1.2737 | 0.04836 | 95 | 70 | 24 | 1 |
2644 | It took Jack a while to adapt to all the meetings in the cloud | 1.2737 | 0.04599 | 95 | 69 | 26 | 0 |
2645 | Jack and the bean-stalk | 1.2737 | 0.05279 | 95 | 72 | 20 | 3 |
2646 | Jack and the bean stock are going up. | 1.2737 | 0.04836 | 95 | 70 | 24 | 1 |
2647 | Look who finally showed up | 1.2737 | 0.05062 | 95 | 71 | 22 | 2 |
2648 | Rodney, tell the beancounters down in Accounting we've located the discrepancy in last quarter's totals. | 1.2737 | 0.05062 | 95 | 71 | 22 | 2 |
2649 | Stop stalking us Jack. | 1.2737 | 0.05279 | 95 | 72 | 20 | 3 |
2650 | Will beans alone support this rate of growth? | 1.2737 | 0.05487 | 95 | 73 | 18 | 4 |
2651 | I assume everyone is familiar with the concept of a parallel universe? | 1.2737 | 0.05881 | 95 | 75 | 14 | 6 |
2652 | Gee, I thought hell was the other way | 1.2737 | 0.06068 | 95 | 76 | 12 | 7 |
2653 | As you can see, our steady growth is accompanied be an adventure capitalist. | 1.2737 | 0.05487 | 95 | 73 | 18 | 4 |
2654 | Cloudy, with occasional enlightenment... | 1.2737 | 0.05687 | 95 | 74 | 16 | 5 |
2655 | .....uh,Rachel,is that the guys whose been stalking you? | 1.2737 | 0.05062 | 95 | 71 | 22 | 2 |
2656 | Wow, the new giants are much scarier than the old one! | 1.2737 | 0.05487 | 95 | 73 | 18 | 4 |
2657 | And now Jack will join us remotely for his insights into the latest bean-stock projections. | 1.2737 | 0.05279 | 95 | 72 | 20 | 3 |
2658 | Buy low, sell high | 1.2737 | 0.05279 | 95 | 72 | 20 | 3 |
2659 | Suddenly, the cloud is getting a bit crowded... | 1.2727 | 0.05337 | 99 | 76 | 19 | 4 |
2660 | oops. Wrong beanstalk | 1.2727 | 0.05140 | 99 | 75 | 21 | 3 |
2661 | Oh, at first glance I thought he was an Angel investor! | 1.2727 | 0.05527 | 99 | 77 | 17 | 5 |
2662 | Next cloud up. | 1.2727 | 0.05140 | 99 | 75 | 21 | 3 |
2663 | More bad news for 2020 | 1.2727 | 0.05140 | 99 | 75 | 21 | 3 |
2664 | We're all on cloud nine. | 1.2727 | 0.04936 | 99 | 74 | 23 | 2 |
2665 | Jack, you cannot expect exponential growth in our business | 1.2727 | 0.05527 | 99 | 77 | 17 | 5 |
2666 | Magic bean stocks. | 1.2727 | 0.05710 | 99 | 78 | 15 | 6 |
2667 | Why are they following me? | 1.2710 | 0.05069 | 107 | 82 | 21 | 4 |
2668 | M'boy Jack has been with the big guy upstairs- he's our #1 bean counter. | 1.2710 | 0.04892 | 107 | 81 | 23 | 3 |
2669 | So you think it is me living in fantasy land | 1.2708 | 0.05635 | 96 | 75 | 16 | 5 |
2670 | This is Marketing, you want the Big Guy's office on the 80th floor. | 1.2708 | 0.05635 | 96 | 75 | 16 | 5 |
2671 | As you can clearly see, beans are soaring! | 1.2708 | 0.04794 | 96 | 71 | 24 | 1 |
2672 | You are still rising Jack, be safe and be well! | 1.2708 | 0.05231 | 96 | 73 | 20 | 3 |
2673 | ...aaand this is where our startup partner comes into the picture. | 1.2708 | 0.05231 | 96 | 73 | 20 | 3 |
2674 | Climbing up here to tell me this could have been an email is why you’re still in accounts receivable. | 1.2708 | 0.05017 | 96 | 72 | 22 | 2 |
2675 | Stalk's rising. | 1.2697 | 0.04993 | 89 | 66 | 22 | 1 |
2676 | Jack meets the giants... of industry. | 1.2697 | 0.05481 | 89 | 68 | 18 | 3 |
2677 | The last thing we need is another bean counter. | 1.2697 | 0.05481 | 89 | 68 | 18 | 3 |
2678 | Jack, I moved heaven and earth to get this meeting somewhere between heaven and earth and you're still late. | 1.2697 | 0.05481 | 89 | 68 | 18 | 3 |
2679 | As I was saying, stalks are up by three beans today | 1.2697 | 0.05481 | 89 | 68 | 18 | 3 |
2680 | Stalks are projected to keep going up. | 1.2697 | 0.05243 | 89 | 67 | 20 | 2 |
2681 | I finally found out where the 0.1% hold their meetings! | 1.2697 | 0.05709 | 89 | 69 | 16 | 4 |
2682 | We can only climb higher. | 1.2697 | 0.05481 | 89 | 68 | 18 | 3 |
2683 | See what happens when you host a meeting in The Cloud ? | 1.2697 | 0.05243 | 89 | 67 | 20 | 2 |
2684 | Cyber-security company promised there won't be any intruders in the cloud system! | 1.2697 | 0.04731 | 89 | 65 | 24 | 0 |
2685 | You can see here the trend in numbers of bean stalk spies in the last year | 1.2697 | 0.05481 | 89 | 68 | 18 | 3 |
2686 | Oddly, blue sky laws were enacted to protect gullible people like Jack. Ooooops, sorry...I thought this was wsj.com | 1.2697 | 0.05709 | 89 | 69 | 16 | 4 |
2687 | I smell the blood of a hostile takeover. | 1.2697 | 0.05243 | 89 | 67 | 20 | 2 |
2688 | The Sky is the Limit | 1.2697 | 0.05481 | 89 | 68 | 18 | 3 |
2689 | You've definitely surpassed our predictions. | 1.2697 | 0.05481 | 89 | 68 | 18 | 3 |
2690 | This "Cloud Solution" Is Not So Secure After All! | 1.2697 | 0.05481 | 89 | 68 | 18 | 3 |
2691 | Finally! A real expert on rapid growth! | 1.2697 | 0.05929 | 89 | 70 | 14 | 5 |
2692 | You might BE Jack, but you don’t KNOW jack, so please, stop stalking us. | 1.2697 | 0.04731 | 89 | 65 | 24 | 0 |
2693 | Always happy to have you join us, Jack. I wish I could say the same for the giant. | 1.2697 | 0.05709 | 89 | 69 | 16 | 4 |
2694 | Interns are adviced to use the service elevator. | 1.2697 | 0.05481 | 89 | 68 | 18 | 3 |
2695 | I’d now like to introduce Jack, a leading expert on exponential growth. | 1.2697 | 0.05481 | 89 | 68 | 18 | 3 |
2696 | If you look over to my right you will see that our bean”stock” is growing at a steady pace. | 1.2697 | 0.05709 | 89 | 69 | 16 | 4 |
2697 | Fees-fi-fo-fiduciary responsibility. | 1.2697 | 0.05481 | 89 | 68 | 18 | 3 |
2698 | You were supposed to join by Zoom! | 1.2688 | 0.05542 | 93 | 72 | 17 | 4 |
2699 | Look, the stalk market is skyrocketing too. | 1.2680 | 0.04973 | 97 | 73 | 22 | 2 |
2700 | And now here's Jack, to explain the bean situation | 1.2673 | 0.05245 | 101 | 78 | 19 | 4 |
2701 | You could have just told me that I'm not invited to this meeting! | 1.2673 | 0.05052 | 101 | 77 | 21 | 3 |