Contest #737


Cartoon

737

The winning captions

These captions are chosen by The New Yorker.

  1. “I thought you said the cloud was secure.”
  2. “Keep climbing—you’ve only reached middle management.”
  3. “Growth has exceeded our projections.”


Name Value
Submission deadline 2020-12-13T23:42:00.000Z
Voting started -
Voting ended 2021-01-10T23:46:00.000Z
Finalists announced 2020-12-28T23:44:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued January 4 & 11, 2021
Number of captions 6431
Number of responses 843580
Number of participants -


Dashboard

In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 I thought you said the cloud was secure. 2.1430 0.00746 9825 2086 4248 3491
1 We have a stalker. 2.0941 0.00743 10940 2838 4234 3868
2 Now that he's hacked the cloud, do you think he'll spill the beans? 2.0621 0.00858 8370 2337 3176 2857
3 Great...just what we need: Another bean counter! 1.8746 0.00946 6764 2524 2564 1676
4 No one here seems to know Jack. 1.8742 0.00896 7652 2893 2829 1930
5 I’ve invited an expert on unexpected growth to meet with us. 1.8725 0.01792 1765 627 736 402
6 So much for the security of cloud-based meetings. 1.8211 0.00810 8437 3222 3502 1713
7 And by 3rd quarter we should see giant returns. 1.8082 0.01035 5371 2160 2081 1130
8 Please hold on tight, the meeting host will let you in soon. 1.7896 0.01558 2315 947 909 459
9 Excuse me, but you don’t know Jack! 1.7750 0.03205 560 238 210 112
10 Giant? Next floor. 1.7655 0.00882 7220 3072 2769 1379
11 Team, this is Jack. He is running cloud security, with a focus on cyber-stalking. 1.7567 0.00946 6470 2851 2342 1277
12 And here's our guest speaker Jack to present on seed capital and growth. 1.7426 0.01954 1418 613 557 248
13 As you can see, the stalk market is skyrocketing. 1.7426 0.01908 1546 688 571 287
14 Hey! You! Get Off My Cloud! 1.7274 0.01694 2069 973 687 409
15 Sorry, this is CORPORATE giants. You want the twelfth floor. 1.7270 0.03105 619 294 201 124
16 As you can see, stalks are up. 1.7151 0.00970 6097 2865 2104 1128
17 Jack’s storied climb up the corporate beanstalk ended abruptly at middle management. 1.7065 0.01742 1714 771 675 268
18 It appears we have some issues with cloud security. 1.6951 0.01872 1456 661 578 217
19 And that’s when jack realized bean stalks lead to bean counters. 1.6935 0.00882 7541 3723 2406 1412
20 I said LL Bean stock! 1.6837 0.01239 3835 1926 1196 713
21 No, we have it booked until two. 1.6823 0.01312 3299 1629 1090 580
22 Next we'll hear from Jack, with a presentation on the power of just a little seed capital. 1.6784 0.01285 3349 1637 1152 560
23 Ah, good timing, Jack. We were just discussing the importance of seed money. 1.6766 0.01041 5071 2477 1757 837
24 Well, that explains the cow in the breakroom. 1.6644 0.01293 3492 1801 1062 629
25 Young man, I like your style. A bean counter with high aspirations willing to go out on a limb for the company. 1.6615 0.01181 3899 1944 1331 624
26 We migrated everything to the Cloud and we're still getting jacked. 1.6600 0.01249 3532 1778 1177 577
27 He's got his fairy tale, and I've got mine. 1.6595 0.01251 3991 2156 1038 797
28 Whereupon Jack learns that the Giant sold everything to a private equity firm and bought a ranch in Montana. 1.6593 0.02449 989 519 288 182
29 ...And the bad news is, it appears our cloud based solution has been breached once again." 1.6561 0.01232 3644 1849 1199 596
30 Jack's rise to the corporate board room was nothing short of magical 1.6553 0.01250 3397 1689 1190 518
31 It’s clouds illusions I recall. I really don’t know Jack at all. 1.6494 0.01915 1566 820 475 271
32 Higher, Jack. Do it for the stalkholders. 1.6494 0.01416 3203 1786 754 663
33 Actually, we changed the corporate motto from fee-fi-fo-fum to fees-fees-fees-fees. 1.6483 0.01505 2806 1558 677 571
34 I guess everything is moving to the cloud now 1.6465 0.01342 3018 1542 1001 475
35 I'm sorry son. You'll have to use the corporate ladder. Unfortunately, it's a myth too 1.6423 0.01410 2720 1396 901 423
36 It looks like the cloud is not as secure as we were led to believe. 1.6377 0.01400 2528 1250 944 334
37 Actually, we all DID die wishing we'd spent more time at the office. 1.6327 0.01583 2287 1229 669 389
38 Apparently, the cloud isn't as secure as we thought. 1.6327 0.01572 2167 1124 715 328
39 Here's the adventure capitalist I was telling you about. 1.6322 0.01571 2156 1116 717 323
40 And you can see behind you just how good our GMO products have become 1.6321 0.01567 2237 1177 706 354
41 Keep climbing, you've only reached middle management. 1.6302 0.01540 2166 1105 757 304
42 As you can see our stalk is soaring 1.6270 0.01646 2075 1114 621 340
43 It was when he saw the diverse, equitable and inclusive board room that Jack realized he was forever trapped in a fairy tale 1.6234 0.01778 1851 1021 506 324
44 Martin and his Board thought their data would be safe in the cloud ...and then along came Jack. 1.6224 0.01648 1920 1000 645 275
45 No, we’re corporate giants. Actual giants are the next cloud over. 1.6222 0.01682 1911 1014 605 292
46 We're industry giants. You want the next beanstalk over. 1.6218 0.01840 1515 783 522 210
47 No, we’re Titans of Industry. Giants are the next floor up. 1.6215 0.01720 1802 950 584 268
48 Would one of you, as inconspicuously as possible, call Security. Tell them to bring an axe. 1.6196 0.02199 1020 519 370 131
49 Sorry I'm late. I thought the meeting was on cloud 9. 1.6128 0.03351 470 250 152 68
50 When beanstalk, people listen. 1.6103 0.02046 1360 755 380 225
51 Here's the profit report even after we've adjusted for fees, fines, foes, and fumbles. 1.6088 0.02046 1365 761 377 227
52 As you can see, there was unbelievable growth this quarter. 1.6077 0.01795 1504 775 544 185
53 Oh my God. So the Cloud is just a bunch of suits in a board room. 1.6077 0.01991 1453 815 393 245
54 And to think, we all settled for the corporate ladder. 1.6064 0.01910 1476 802 453 221
55 So that's two Spicy Sonoma Caesars, one Asian Crunch, three Mexicali Vegans, one with sauce on the side and chickpeas instead of black beans, one with Mexican Caesar dressing instead of Mexican Goddess — kid are you writing any of this shit down? 1.6052 0.02671 808 455 217 136
56 As you can see beans are at an all time high. 1.6043 0.04040 326 179 98 49
57 I told you stalks were going up 1.6019 0.01925 1379 736 456 187
58 Keep climbing; we’re just middle management. 1.6001 0.02013 1343 741 398 204
59 Ignore him. He doesn't know beans. 1.5978 0.02527 808 436 261 111
60 No, we are an evil, giant corporation. Keep climbing, boy. 1.5953 0.02534 808 439 257 112
61 You really need to start planting your beans a little earlier in the morning if you want to be on time for the meetings, Jack. 1.5921 0.02267 961 513 327 121
62 I thought we gave that kid the axe. 1.5896 0.02121 1155 634 361 160
63 Growth has exceeded our projections. 1.5892 0.02158 1149 640 341 168
64 Are you telling me we shifted all our operations to the cloud and we STILL have security issues? 1.5880 0.02178 1131 632 333 166
65 On his way up, Jack passed by purgatory. 1.5864 0.02301 1105 646 270 189
66 So much for cloud security 1.5777 0.02215 978 528 335 115
67 As you can see, we've been experiencing lots of unexpected growth. 1.5777 0.02266 978 539 313 126
68 Meet Jack, our new stalk analyst. 1.5759 0.02267 962 528 314 120
69 Business has been good, but the future is Grimm 1.5744 0.02391 907 510 273 124
70 Climb right back down and take the corporate ladder like the rest of us. 1.5727 0.03765 337 183 115 39
71 Looks like Jack is having trouble signing into Zoom again. 1.5706 0.02514 899 531 223 145
72 We’re just a startup. The Giant is one cloud up. 1.5705 0.02361 894 497 284 113
73 This is marketing. The bean counters are one cloud over 1.5688 0.02359 879 486 286 107
74 I brought in an outside consultant to tell us exactly what a hill of beans amounts to in this crazy world. 1.5674 0.02466 860 491 250 119
75 Jack climbs a beanstalk. In person meeting where nobody wears a mask. A graph of the economy trending up. Which two are fairytales. 1.5642 0.03705 413 246 101 66
76 You're just in time for the annual stalk holder meeting." 1.5619 0.02541 808 465 232 111
77 Jack, you might do better using a corporate ladder. 1.5618 0.02496 801 452 248 101
78 The fairy tale’s been revised, Jack. We’re the CORPORATE giant. 1.5615 0.02493 805 455 248 102
79 They don't know Jack 1.5609 0.02610 797 468 211 118
80 Apparently, some of you sitting here don't know Jack. 1.5594 0.02653 783 464 200 119
81 That's Jack. He's joining us from Genetic engineering. " 1.5592 0.02548 769 436 236 97
82 Jack realized he could make more money by hacking into the cloud. 1.5587 0.02494 775 433 251 91
83 In my day, we climbed the corporate ladder. 1.5553 0.02619 742 427 218 97
84 No, no, we’re *tech* giants 1.5543 0.02643 736 426 212 98
85 Why, yes, we are the bean counters. And who might you be? 1.5537 0.02708 735 435 193 107
86 The bean counters don’t know Jack! 1.5526 0.02653 722 417 211 94
87 I said we should invest in bean stocks not a beanstalk! 1.5521 0.02588 730 415 227 88
88 No, this is Birds Eye. Green Giant is the next cloud over. 1.5515 0.02750 689 403 192 94
89 Jack was disappointed to realize the golden goose was actually a moderately successful hedge fund 1.5510 0.02647 706 404 215 87
90 We have to settle on a fee before we go ahead with fi, fo, fum. 1.5504 0.02717 705 413 196 96
91 We’re sorry, young man. You’re in the wrong cartoon. 1.5499 0.02800 702 422 174 106
92 Maybe we should have stuck with the traditional corporate ladder. 1.5490 0.02571 694 386 235 73
93 And so it came to pass that Jack climbed the beanstalk to retrieve his documents from the Cloud. 1.5490 0.02674 694 399 209 86
94 Looks like bean futures are going through the ceiling, but I see a giant crash ahead. 1.5490 0.02674 694 399 209 86
95 No, this is cloud nine-to-five. 1.5481 0.02705 686 397 202 87
96 Since we’re on the subject of fairy tales let’s take a look at the economy. 1.5477 0.02728 681 396 197 88
97 Sure, our fees are up, but fies and fums are way down. 1.5450 0.02840 666 399 171 96
98 I just hope that he doesn't spill the beans. 1.5442 0.02749 656 380 195 81
99 Good! That corporate ladder was so cliché. 1.5441 0.02683 658 374 210 74
100 I can see Russia from here. 1.5425 0.03925 341 203 91 47
101 See? I told you the cloud wasn't secure. 1.5383 0.02967 613 372 152 89
102 I'm in a FAIRY TALE. Why are YOU guys in the clouds? 1.5382 0.02878 615 364 171 80
103 See? I told you cloud security is just a fairy tale... 1.5339 0.02833 590 341 183 66
104 Magic-bean counter meets magic bean-counter. 1.5315 0.02951 572 339 162 71
105 Seven coffees, three black, three with cream and sugar, one with just sugar. 1.5300 0.03017 566 341 150 75
106 Call Security. We have a stalker. 1.5300 0.02985 566 338 156 72
107 I think we’re being stalked. 1.5300 0.02996 566 339 154 73
108 It seems our cloud data has been accessed by a cyberstalker. 1.5294 0.03150 561 350 125 86
109 You're in the wrong fairy tale. This is the one about the bull market continuing forever. 1.5293 0.03121 563 349 130 84
110 "I've looked at clouds from both sides now; I really don't know clouds at all." 1.5281 0.03100 551 337 137 77
111 Who needs magic beans when you have stalk buybacks? 1.5273 0.03251 550 351 108 91
112 This quarter our stalk is through the roof! 1.5267 0.02899 543 313 174 56
113 Fellas, it’s ok! You can return to the office. They got a vaccine. 1.5243 0.03098 534 324 140 70
114 Sorry, son. The only giant up here is Google. 1.5237 0.03141 527 322 134 71
115 On second thought I now predict a giant crash. 1.5237 0.02927 527 304 170 53
116 Clearly the bean-counters didn’t know Jack. 1.5222 0.03213 519 322 123 74
117 Call IT security. Our cloud is being breached by a stalker. 1.5205 0.03119 511 308 140 63
118 Someone with that ability to pick a growth stalk should be on our team 1.5205 0.02994 511 298 160 53
119 Yes Jack we're in the cloud but still using paper. What's your point? 1.5181 0.03103 498 297 144 57
120 I forgot on my way down. Was that two decafs or three? 1.5181 0.03168 498 302 134 62
121 Climbing ever farther, Jack reached the land of corporate giants 1.5172 0.03208 495 303 128 64
122 Sorry, this is the Amazon cloud. Wrong giant. 1.5163 0.03194 490 298 131 61
123 Jack was shocked to discover who really stole his bag of gold 1.5145 0.03260 482 297 122 63
124 As you can see, we're experiencing exponential growth in our GMO product line. 1.5145 0.03180 482 291 134 57
125 No, we're what's known as "corporate giants." Regular giants are two clouds up. 1.5145 0.03139 482 288 140 54
126 It's a stalker. 1.5145 0.02998 482 278 160 44
127 This is Jack, our employee of the month with a 3600% stalk growth 1.5136 0.03181 479 289 134 56
128 Here’s the latest stalk tip. 1.5127 0.03419 472 301 100 71
129 The giant? We bought him out years ago. 1.5098 0.03211 459 276 132 51
130 Heard you need a bean counter 1.5078 0.03298 451 276 121 54
131 Wow, Working “ in the cloud” is for real... 1.5057 0.03196 441 262 135 44
132 Who invited the branch managers? 1.5057 0.03369 441 273 113 55
133 Hey, this is a sales meeting. No bean counters. 1.5054 0.03107 465 276 143 46
134 You're too late. We vanquished the giant in a hostile takeover. 1.5046 0.03308 438 267 121 50
135 The corporate ladder is getting harder to climb. 1.5042 0.03517 357 211 112 34
136 Everyone, this is Jack. He'll be our new Stalk Broker. 1.5035 0.03204 427 252 135 40
137 I smell the blood of an unpaid intern. 1.5034 0.03419 435 272 107 56
138 My mom sent me to tell you that you need more women at the table. 1.5023 0.03272 430 259 126 45
139 Sorry to interrupt. I am looking for Cloud 9. 1.5023 0.03338 430 263 118 49
140 Jack didn’t expect to be meeting a tech giant 1.5023 0.03496 430 273 98 59
141 While our magic beans sales have declined this quarter, the futures market for Englishmen’s blood is very encouraging. 1.5023 0.03326 432 264 119 49
142 Minority and women in the board room? This bean WAS magical! 1.5023 0.03277 432 261 125 46
143 Let's run it up the bean pole and see who salutes it. 1.5012 0.03543 425 272 93 60
144 And now, I’d like to turn it over to Jack to go over the stalk market. 1.5000 0.04313 242 145 73 24
145 Technically we are titans of industry, not giants. 1.4988 0.03329 417 253 120 44
146 We bought the Giant out. You work for us, now. 1.4976 0.03450 414 258 106 50
147 FE, FI, FO, and FUM, or Funds Under Managnent, which measures the total market valu... Can I help you sir? 1.4976 0.03445 412 256 107 49
148 Sales of our genetically modified beans are through the roof! 1.4975 0.03358 400 241 119 40
149 Yes, Jack, things have gotten so bad that a live meeting passes for heaven nowadays. 1.4963 0.03494 407 255 102 50
150 All indicators suggest we have become a corporate giant. 1.4962 0.03475 399 247 106 46
151 Oh, TECH giants. 1.4950 0.03383 402 245 115 42
152 Jack finally came face to face with the corporate giant. 1.4937 0.03493 399 249 103 47
153 Jack's green new deal is overtaking the cloud 1.4899 0.04288 247 151 71 25
154 I have your grub hub order, but this is as close as I’m coming. 1.4896 0.03575 384 242 96 46
155 You wouldn't be meeting on a cloud if everyone had worn masks. 1.4883 0.03620 383 244 91 48
156 No. He’s one floor up. We’re just the bean counters. 1.4883 0.03345 383 230 119 34
157 The giant? He cashed out right after the IPO. 1.4881 0.03472 379 233 107 39
158 I smell the blood of a businessman. 1.4881 0.03465 377 231 108 38
159 And this is Jack—marketing guru and bestselling author of ‘Sell Your Cash Cow: embracing beanstalk strategy in today’s marketplace.’ Jack, what have you got for us today?” 1.4880 0.03519 375 232 103 40
160 This is the petrochemicals division. You want giants on 8. 1.4868 0.03558 378 237 98 43
161 Stalks continue to go up. 1.4851 0.03258 369 216 127 26
162 We brought Jack in to tell us more about these bean stocks. 1.4851 0.03561 369 230 99 40
163 As you can see,our bean stock is climbing. 1.4819 0.03502 359 220 105 34
164 Yes, Jack. We, climate scientists, are returning to earth Jan 20th. 1.4819 0.03821 359 235 75 49
165 Sorry, Uber Eats for Carlos? 1.4804 0.03808 358 234 76 48
166 Jackson, did you or did you not reassure me that using the cloud was completely secure? 1.4803 0.03386 356 213 115 28
167 It's something they all suspected, the cloud is not that secure. 1.4801 0.03708 352 224 87 41
168 As everyone can clearly see, stalks are up. 1.4801 0.03686 352 223 89 40
169 Jack was searching for treasure, but all he found was magic bean counters. 1.4800 0.03767 350 225 82 43
170 Jack learned there are more scarier things in the clouds than giants 1.4791 0.03717 359 231 83 44
171 Jack, you really can't be late when you're the primary stalk-holder. 1.4785 0.03642 349 219 93 37
172 Only golden parachutes here. Golden eggs are up a level. 1.4785 0.03504 349 213 105 31
173 Dad. Mom wants to know if you will be home for supper? 1.4785 0.03573 349 216 99 34
174 This is Bean Stock, you're looking for the Beanstalk 1.4785 0.03432 349 210 111 28
175 Ladies and Gentlemen, I do believe we are being stalked. 1.4784 0.03518 347 212 104 31
176 Bean stocks are going up, but there’s a giant downside. 1.4779 0.03649 339 211 94 34
177 And You Thought Working in The Cloud Was Just a Myth. 1.4767 0.03657 344 216 92 36
178 Is this the growth seminar? 1.4767 0.03634 344 215 94 35
179 Well, now we'll need to change our cloud password from fee-fi-fo-fum. 1.4765 0.03872 340 222 74 44
180 It was then that Jack realized that, while his experience with the giant was scary, working a soul-crushing corporate job scared him even more. 1.4760 0.03808 334 214 81 39
181 To tell us more about unprecedented growth, here's Jack . 1.4749 0.03477 339 205 107 27
182 Welcome everyone to our stalkholders' meeting. 1.4749 0.03502 339 206 105 28
183 This is taking stalking to a whole new level. 1.4748 0.03736 337 214 86 37
184 Sorry, no, this is the story of Jack and the bean-counters. 1.4731 0.03760 334 213 84 37
185 Jones, how can we achieve THAT kind of growth? 1.4729 0.03476 332 200 107 25
186 Wow! Moving our business to the cloud really is like a fairy tale. 1.4729 0.03654 332 207 93 32
187 No, we're Fe, Fe, Fi, Fi, Fo, Fo, and Sons. 1.4727 0.03594 330 203 98 29
188 The online team's numbers are impressive, but the growth in Jack's department is all organic. 1.4726 0.03584 328 201 99 28
189 Now we just need to find a seed investor. 1.4726 0.03558 328 200 101 27
190 At last - magic bean counters! 1.4726 0.03610 328 202 97 29
191 I had to use my magic beans for this? This could’ve been an email! 1.4726 0.03712 328 206 89 33
192 The giant? Top cloud, corner office. 1.4706 0.03753 323 204 86 33
193 You fool, I told you to find a way to raise our STOCK 1.4706 0.03829 323 207 80 36
194 Jack discovers a fundamental weakness in cloud security. 1.4691 0.03744 324 205 86 33
195 If you'd only take the elevator, perhaps you'd arrive on time for once. 1.4691 0.03845 324 209 78 37
196 We seem to have a stalk holder with us today. 1.4689 0.03937 322 211 71 40
197 You want the next cloud. This cloud is giants of industry. 1.4689 0.03630 322 199 95 28
198 Jack's near vertical growth astounds more conservative cloud based projections " 1.4688 0.03592 320 196 98 26
199 So, as it turns out, the sky currently is the limit. 1.4669 0.03587 317 194 98 25
200 Nope, this is Cloud 8! 1.4669 0.03615 317 195 96 26
201 We are the giants of industry. The giants of beanstalks are the next cloud over. 1.4652 0.03732 316 199 87 30
202 Too late Jack. The Giant sold us the Golden Goose and moved to Dubai. 1.4650 0.03856 314 202 78 34
203 Next time, can you just request the meeting password? 1.4647 0.03683 312 194 91 27
204 As you can see, rapid growth quickly followed our new cloud platform. 1.4643 0.03745 308 193 87 28
205 How did you get past the receptionist? 1.4643 0.04044 308 204 65 39
206 These hackers will stop at nothing. Now we’re being stalked! 1.4641 0.04862 181 113 52 16
207 Folks, I’ve asked Jack to join us; he’s a real climber in our business.” 1.4641 0.03734 306 191 88 27
208 We were hoping for a different type of organic growth. 1.4625 0.04056 253 157 75 21
209 When they moved all their files to the cloud, it just made sense to move a couple conference rooms as well. 1.4623 0.03827 305 194 81 30
210 Somebody bring me the hen that lays the non-disclosure agreements. 1.4608 0.03901 306 198 75 33
211 Hey, you, get off of our cloud. 1.4605 0.03836 304 194 80 30
212 Little late kid. We’ve liquidated the giants holdings. 1.4600 0.03785 300 189 84 27
213 Username and password please. 1.4600 0.03815 300 190 82 28
214 After months of a market downturn, stalks are finally on the rise again. 1.4600 0.03635 300 184 94 22
215 Perhaps we've focused too much on growth. 1.4600 0.03756 300 188 86 26
216 The stalker is back 1.4597 0.03743 298 186 87 25
217 Jack, plant a few more magic beans. We're going to acquire Cloud 9. 1.4595 0.03910 296 190 76 30
218 Tired by the corporate ladder, Jack decided to try a different approach 1.4595 0.03791 296 186 84 26
219 With this new fee structure, we can eliminate fis, fos, and fums. 1.4592 0.03900 294 188 77 29
220 It seems we have a stalker . 1.4592 0.03870 294 187 79 28
221 If we had just paid that intern, he wouldn't have had to sell his cow. 1.4583 0.03865 288 182 80 26
222 I really wasn't expecting bean counters up here! 1.4573 0.03818 293 185 82 26
223 No, we just have giant egos." 1.4573 0.03879 293 187 78 28
224 Actually, we do "know Jack." 1.4573 0.03725 293 182 88 23
225 We didn't invite you Jack, because you tend to spill the beans. 1.4570 0.03837 291 184 81 26
226 As you can see, stalks are way, way up. 1.4570 0.03988 291 189 71 31
227 No giants left, kid, just bean counters. 1.4567 0.03948 289 186 74 29
228 You guys hiring? I'm famous for generating unheard-of growth, I'm not afraid of going after the big guys--and I work for beans. 1.4567 0.04068 289 190 66 33
229 I knew it! Magic beans WERE a good investment! 1.4567 0.03824 289 182 82 25
230 Don’t worry. We all have golden parachutes. 1.4567 0.03978 289 187 72 30
231 Dave’s not here.He’s on cloud 9 1.4549 0.03957 288 186 73 29
232 As you can see, the economy is currently propped up mostly by magical beans at this point. 1.4549 0.03957 288 186 73 29
233 The classic fairytale story about the ethnically diverse, mixed gender board of directors. 1.4549 0.04165 288 193 59 36
234 This is ho-hum. Fo-fum is up a few levels. 1.4542 0.03997 284 184 71 29
235 Jack used root access to breach the corporate cloud. 1.4539 0.04049 282 184 68 30
236 And you thought the bad guy would be a giant? 1.4520 0.04059 281 184 67 30
237 You plant magic beans, we count ‘em. 1.4520 0.03766 281 175 85 21
238 Oh, I thought you said you wanted rising stalks 1.4520 0.03964 281 181 73 27
239 I don't know anything about a giant. I booked this cloud more than a week ago. 1.4516 0.03610 279 169 94 16
240 Of course you're hallucinating Jack. If we were real we'd have Powerpoint. 1.4513 0.04101 277 182 65 30
241 We have it reserved until noon. 1.4500 0.03940 280 180 74 26
242 Someone call security. Looks like that stalker is back. 1.4500 0.03973 280 181 72 27
243 Sorry, but no. Our restrooms are for staff only. 1.4500 0.04005 280 182 70 28
244 Bean stocks have never been higher. 1.4498 0.03772 269 166 85 18
245 I told you cloud meetings weren’t secure. 1.4493 0.04111 276 182 64 30
246 The giant’s castle is one cloud up. 1.4493 0.03948 276 177 74 25
247 Hey Jack: I remember when you said this cloud technology would never be worth a hill of beans. 1.4493 0.03880 276 175 78 23
248 We recommend moving from stalks to bonds. 1.4493 0.04014 276 179 70 27
249 Oh, here comes our IT guy checking our Cloud Computing connection. 1.4493 0.04143 276 183 62 31
250 We anticipate rapid growth followed by giant returns 1.4493 0.03948 276 177 74 25
251 Yes bean stocks are soaring but there could be giant losses ahead” 1.4493 0.04079 276 181 66 29
252 Ok, ok, there’s a kid on a beanstalk, can we get back to work? 1.4493 0.03914 276 176 76 24
253 I want my cow back. 1.4490 0.04262 245 159 61 24
254 We only have golden parachutes here, golden goose eggs are the next cloud up. 1.4489 0.03761 274 170 85 19
255 As you can see, our stalk has never been higher. 1.4489 0.03866 274 173 79 22
256 Golden egg or golden parachute? Your choice, kid. 1.4485 0.03920 272 173 76 23
257 Remember, you don't know jack. 1.4469 0.03840 273 172 80 21
258 Dad, what's the i-cloud password? 1.4461 0.04155 269 178 62 29
259 Call Security! It’s that stalker again! 1.4457 0.04075 267 174 67 26
260 No, we just count them. The giant's two flights up. 1.4453 0.03991 265 170 72 23
261 Please don't use the executive beanpole. 1.4449 0.04013 263 169 71 23
262 Well, we're not giants per se, but we are too big to fail. 1.4449 0.03940 263 167 75 21
263 As I was saying, our seed capital scheme comes with giant risks. 1.4449 0.04084 263 171 67 25
264 It’s 9:15. The giant doesn’t have the room until 9:30. We still have 15 minutes! 1.4449 0.04190 263 174 61 28
265 I'm sorry, you're not part of our pod. 1.4449 0.04049 263 170 69 24
266 Now that everyone’s here, let’s get started. 1.4444 0.03891 288 187 74 27
267 No kid, we just count them. 1.4427 0.03986 262 168 72 22
268 Make no mistake. We still grind your bones to make our bread. 1.4427 0.04165 262 173 62 27
269 Say hello to Jack, our seed investor. 1.4427 0.03912 262 166 76 20
270 Keep climbing unless you want to settle for middle management. 1.4427 0.03836 262 164 80 18
271 For heaven’s sake, could we just get a damn elevator? 1.4427 0.04059 262 170 68 24
272 If it's a rapid growth strategy you're after, I'm happy to help. 1.4427 0.04022 262 169 70 23
273 This is the investor with the seed money I was telling you about. 1.4427 0.04165 262 173 62 27
274 Wow, and here I thought the cloud was just a fairy tale. 1.4427 0.03986 262 168 72 22
275 While it's true stalks are rising, they come at a giant risk. 1.4419 0.03915 258 163 76 19
276 Well, we are a giant corporation. 1.4419 0.04103 258 168 66 24
277 Corporate espionage has really reached new heights 1.4419 0.03798 258 160 82 16
278 As you can see our stalk has risen significantly since last week. 1.4414 0.04051 256 165 69 22
279 So Jack here says we should go long on beans and short on cattle. 1.4414 0.04236 256 170 59 27
280 This is Jack, our newest stalk broker 1.4414 0.04343 256 173 53 30
281 We're just the bean counters. The Giant is two clouds up. 1.4414 0.03975 256 163 73 20
282 I think we have everyone here. Just waiting on the giant to dial in. 1.4414 0.04051 256 165 69 22
283 Jack inadvertently stumbled upon middle-management heaven. 1.4411 0.03901 263 167 76 20
284 Damn, they assured me the cloud was secure. 1.4411 0.03901 263 167 76 20
285 The bean counters are one cloud up 1.4402 0.03865 259 163 78 18
286 You call that growth? 1.4402 0.04091 259 169 66 24
287 Now, if everyone could please turn their attention to our Chief Growth Officer... 1.4402 0.03865 259 163 78 18
288 You've never heard of a corporate giant? 1.4397 0.04223 257 171 59 27
289 Glad I found you. I have been trying to reach you regarding your car’s warranty. 1.4387 0.04380 253 172 51 30
290 We're expecting a giant fall in bean stocks. 1.4378 0.04050 249 160 69 20
291 With the right marketing , Jack's potential for "cloud based growth" could be exponential ! 1.4378 0.03969 249 158 73 18
292 Sorry, I forgot the zoom password. 1.4378 0.04129 249 162 65 22
293 For all of you team members who don't know jack... 1.4378 0.04129 249 162 65 22
294 How'd he get access to the Cloud? 1.4378 0.04090 249 161 67 21
295 And now let’s welcome Jack, who is here to talk about the great growth we’ve been seeing in our bean-stocks. 1.4375 0.04161 256 169 62 25
296 The stalk market has seen unprecedented growth this quarter. 1.4350 0.04163 246 161 63 22
297 No, but we are part of a GIANT corporation. 1.4350 0.04083 246 159 67 20
298 This is cumulus. You want thunderhead. 1.4350 0.04123 246 160 65 21
299 Jack was later convicted of insider trading. The jury didn't buy the magic bean defense. 1.4339 0.04292 242 161 57 24
300 You don't even have to look at the chart to see that bean stocks have gone through the roof. 1.4339 0.04129 242 157 65 20
301 Who forget to set the privacy settings for our Cloud server? 1.4339 0.04171 242 158 63 21
302 Ignore him, he's nothing but a bean stalker. 1.4321 0.04157 243 159 63 21
303 Why yes, we are the bean counters 1.4321 0.04157 243 159 63 21
304 Yes, we're a corporate giant; what were you expecting? 1.4321 0.04318 243 163 55 25
305 As you can see, more and more young professionals are rethinking the corporate ladder entirely. 1.4321 0.04075 243 157 67 19
306 Hey, it looks like Jack with a new twist--cyberstalking 1.4316 0.04049 234 149 69 16
307 Does this look like heaven to you? 1.4315 0.04263 241 160 58 23
308 Sorry, we’re angel investors. The giant is one cloud up. 1.4315 0.04263 241 160 58 23
309 Now here’s Jack with our stalk report... 1.4315 0.04304 241 161 56 24
310 Jack, next time just log on. 1.4315 0.04140 241 157 64 20
311 Looks like the bean stocks continue to go up 1.4315 0.04222 241 159 60 22
312 As you see, we've held onto the bean stock and we think the sky's the limit 1.4315 0.03969 241 153 72 16
313 I smell the blood of someone late for the meeting. 1.4315 0.04422 241 164 50 27
314 It’s Jack, right? We’re going to need you to sign an NDA. 1.4315 0.04181 241 158 62 21
315 Gold is so outdated. What about a goose that lays Bitcoin? 1.4310 0.04410 239 162 51 26
316 Our next speaker is an expert on stalking in a cloud-based environment. 1.4310 0.04247 239 158 59 22
317 No, we're the giants of industry, try one cloud up. 1.4286 0.04088 238 154 66 18
318 Here comes Jack with a report from the field. 1.4274 0.04267 234 155 58 21
319 We really should get a corporate ladder like everybody else. 1.4274 0.04310 234 156 56 22
320 Well, well, if it isn't the competition. 1.4274 0.04136 234 152 64 18
321 Have you all met Jack, he’s from our Go Green Initiative. 1.4274 0.04394 234 158 52 24
322 Jack, I'm going to have to ask you to cease and desist. Magic Beans are now a trademark of Monsanto. 1.4274 0.04310 234 156 56 22
323 The giant is gone: we bought him out in a hostile takeover. 1.4274 0.04310 234 156 56 22
324 Giant? Sorry. The Cloud now belongs to Google. 1.4274 0.04436 234 159 50 25
325 I want you all to meet Jack, our top bean-counter. 1.4274 0.04180 234 153 62 19
326 Yes sir you have finally accessed your cloud information" 1.4274 0.04001 234 149 70 15
327 Our fee is rising nicely. Let's move on to fi-fo-fum. 1.4274 0.04394 234 158 52 24
328 Bean stocks just keep climbing. 1.4274 0.04046 234 150 68 16
329 Wrong fairy tale pal; this is 'Best Economy Ever' 1.4274 0.04436 234 159 50 25
330 The bean counters are always looking over our shoulders 1.4274 0.04224 234 154 60 20
331 As you can see, our stalk has just gone public 1.4274 0.04224 234 154 60 20
332 He always shows up when the stalk market rises 1.4274 0.04001 234 149 70 15
333 Now that's a growth stalk. 1.4274 0.04136 234 152 64 18
334 Higgens, you said the cloud was completely secure. 1.4274 0.04180 234 153 62 19
335 It appears the security on this cloud meeting can be hacked for beans. 1.4274 0.04046 234 150 68 16
336 I sold the damn cow for THIS?! 1.4274 0.04267 234 155 58 21
337 We’re seeing magic growth this quarter, Jack. 1.4274 0.04224 234 154 60 20
338 After this, our guest Jack will speak on the importance of risk-taking--and how he made it big selling the family cow. 1.4267 0.04070 232 149 67 16
339 Jack discovered the real giants in the cloud were Microsoft and Amazon 1.4261 0.04363 230 154 54 22
340 A golden egg is a start, but have you considered a diversified portfolio? 1.4261 0.04319 230 153 56 21
341 The sky's the limit. Bean stalks are going through the roof! 1.4260 0.04276 223 146 59 18
342 Ah - here's our new branch manager 1.4254 0.04210 228 149 61 18
343 Next cloud up for the giant 1.4254 0.04210 228 149 61 18
344 We're Bean Counters. Who the hell are you? 1.4254 0.04345 228 152 55 21
345 Hmmmph...even I don't believe those numbers, and I planted the beans. 1.4254 0.04164 228 148 63 17
346 As you can see bean stocks are climbing. 1.4248 0.04094 226 145 66 15
347 So as you can see, soybeans are expected to go through the roof... 1.4248 0.04189 226 147 62 17
348 And since moving FeFiFoFum Inc. to the cloud, our profits have sprouted 25% this year alone. 1.4248 0.04327 226 150 56 20
349 Jack, our meetings have been in the cloud for months now 1.4248 0.04094 226 145 66 15
350 Stalks are at an all-time high. 1.4248 0.04282 226 149 58 19
351 So this is where you can meet in person 1.4248 0.04189 226 147 62 17
352 Jack discovers what “migrating to the cloud” means. 1.4248 0.04235 226 148 60 18
353 We will be testing our golden parachutes in a few minutes, if you'd like to stay and watch. 1.4242 0.04125 231 150 64 17
354 Jack discovers the magic of insider trading . 1.4229 0.04545 201 133 51 17
355 Your connection is unstable. 1.4222 0.04247 225 148 59 18
356 Our bean counter has arrived. 1.4222 0.04518 225 154 47 24
357 Another bean counter? Join us! 1.4222 0.04293 225 149 57 19
358 What’s good for the goose is gold for the bystander. 1.4222 0.04648 225 157 41 27
359 You think you're the first guy to hack the cloud? 1.4222 0.04104 225 145 65 15
360 Oh great, bean counters. 1.4222 0.04385 225 151 53 21
361 Jack recoiled in horror. Heaven was a capitalist sham. 1.4222 0.04385 225 151 53 21
362 Has anyone seen the goose that lays the golden parachute? 1.4215 0.04225 223 146 60 17
363 We project steady growth in legumes. 1.4201 0.04128 219 141 64 14
364 I told you the cloud wasn't secure 1.4201 0.04277 219 144 58 17
365 Look who’s stalking 1.4192 0.04327 229 154 54 21
366 I guess we really don't know Jack. 1.4182 0.04499 220 150 48 22
367 He wants to know if any of you are English men. 1.4182 0.04164 220 143 62 15
368 We go cloud and they still find a way to stalk us 1.4174 0.04338 218 145 55 18
369 Marge, your ride home is here! 1.4174 0.04138 218 141 63 14
370 This is a sales meeting - accounting is on the cloud to the left. 1.4174 0.04189 218 142 61 15
371 Frank, I told you the cloud isn’t secure. 1.4174 0.04289 218 144 57 17
372 How did you think cloud computing worked? 1.4174 0.04386 218 146 53 19
373 Not surprised that our cloud technology would attract a hacker, but a stalker? 1.4174 0.04239 218 143 59 16
374 ...And with my magic beans i started a cloud-based business. 1.4174 0.04482 218 148 49 21
375 We're the corporate giants. 1.4174 0.04434 218 147 51 20
376 Yeah, we're bean counters. What did you EXPECT at the top of a beanstalk? 1.4174 0.04482 218 148 49 21
377 Good, the bean counter is here. 1.4171 0.04533 187 122 52 13
378 Well, this puts a whole new spin on upward mobility. 1.4167 0.04111 216 139 64 13
379 Wrong cloud, kid. We're corporate giants. 1.4167 0.04414 216 145 52 19
380 Not the growth we we’re talking about, Jack 1.4167 0.04215 216 141 60 15
381 And now, someone who made his fortune from the ground up. 1.4163 0.04364 209 138 55 16
382 Excuse me... do you have any Grey Poupon? 1.4159 0.04443 214 144 51 19
383 Green Giant is just our brand name. 1.4159 0.04292 214 141 57 16
384 Hey, I thought these cloud-based meetings were supposed to be private! 1.4159 0.04393 214 143 53 18
385 And here to talk to you about growth... 1.4159 0.04443 214 144 51 19
386 Jack found, to his great dismay, that it was a corporate giant at the end of the beanstalk 1.4159 0.04443 214 144 51 19
387 It was then that Jack realized Amazon had even taken over the Beanstalk. 1.4155 0.04702 207 143 42 22
388 We're bean counters, why, what were you expecting? 1.4151 0.04371 212 141 54 17
389 Corporate spies have been stalking us for years. 1.4151 0.04268 212 139 58 15
390 This is not how you climb the corporate ladder, Jack. 1.4151 0.04371 212 141 54 17
391 Well, that explains the beans we can't account for. 1.4140 0.04427 215 145 51 19
392 Thanks to Jack, sales at the new branch are up, up, up. 1.4140 0.04377 215 144 53 18
393 We’re the Corporate Giant, kid--nothing golden here but our parachutes. 1.4131 0.04252 213 140 58 15
394 Excuse me, but we're counting beans here! 1.4131 0.04602 213 147 44 22
395 That cow you traded for beans? We manage her portfolio and got her in early at Microsoft. 1.4131 0.04505 213 145 48 20
396 As you can see, stalks are at an all-time high 1.4130 0.04707 184 123 46 15
397 Sorry to stalk you, I was told to lean in. 1.4123 0.04279 211 139 57 15
398 No, this is a giant corporation. The actual giant is the next cloud up. 1.4123 0.04633 211 146 43 22
399 Just because we're cloud based, doesn't mean we're not vulnerable to low-tech corporate spies. 1.4123 0.04434 211 142 51 18
400 The next thing you are going to tell me is to invest in magic beans. 1.4123 0.04172 211 137 61 13
401 Whoever came up with private cloud meetings doesn’t know Jack. 1.4115 0.04306 209 138 56 15
402 Oh my God -- they're not giants...they're bean counters! 1.4115 0.04464 209 141 48 18
403 So you see, Jack, cloud based bean counting is no fairy tale. 1.4115 0.04359 209 139 54 16
404 This must be hell. 1.4115 0.04714 209 146 40 23
405 Jack finally made it up the corporate ladder 1.4115 0.04306 209 138 56 15
406 Money talks—but beanstalk too. 1.4115 0.04412 209 140 52 17
407 Literally everything is cloud-based these days. 1.4106 0.04493 207 140 49 18
408 Jack saw that now was the time to exercise his stalk options. 1.4106 0.04441 207 139 51 17
409 Who said that meeting in the Cloud was totally secure? 1.4106 0.04388 207 138 53 16
410 We told you not to open the envelopes with seeds that came from China. 1.4100 0.04323 200 131 56 13
411 I'm starting to think my cow was worth more. 1.4098 0.04576 205 140 46 19
412 You’ll need to quarantine for 2 weeks if you step off that beanstalk. 1.4098 0.04362 205 136 54 15
413 I guess they were right: everything is done in the Cloud these days 1.4098 0.04362 205 136 54 15
414 All business has moved to the cloud. 1.4098 0.03960 205 129 68 8
415 Jack could not find the dial in number. 1.4098 0.04524 205 139 48 18
416 Sure we're all dead, but the stock market hit another high today. 1.4098 0.04362 205 136 54 15
417 Who spilled the beans? 1.4089 0.04555 203 138 47 18
418 Rejected Fairy Tale #13: Jack and the Bean Counters. 1.4089 0.04555 203 138 47 18
419 I thought our migration to the cloud was supposed to help with data privacy. 1.4089 0.04391 203 135 53 15
420 I thought our cyber security expert told us that going to the cloud would be secure. 1.4089 0.04279 203 133 57 13
421 I believe that we've bean stalked. 1.4089 0.04501 203 137 49 17
422 Pay him no mind. He's in the wrong story. 1.4089 0.04446 203 136 51 16
423 Look who didn’t get the memo. We’re a corporate giant now. 1.4089 0.04501 203 137 49 17
424 Google cloud has acquired the magic beans. 1.4089 0.04555 203 138 47 18
425 Fees, files and 401s! I smell a profitable quarter 1! 1.4089 0.04501 203 137 49 17
426 Hey Jack. We have the room until noon. 1.4089 0.04501 203 137 49 17
427 can I use your bathroom? 1.4089 0.04764 203 142 39 22
428 Looks like stalks really are going up. 1.4080 0.04531 201 136 48 17
429 Bean futures are going through the roof! 1.4080 0.04364 201 133 54 14
430 They found the vaccine... you all may come down now... 1.4080 0.04693 201 139 42 20
431 "The stalk market could still rise Jack. 1.4080 0.04586 201 137 46 18
432 We’re corporate giants. 1.4080 0.04531 201 136 48 17
433 I traded the family cow for this? 1.4080 0.04420 201 134 52 15
434 I thought there'd be fewer distractions when we returned to the office. 1.4080 0.04476 201 135 50 16
435 You should have kept the cow, kid. Dairy prices are up, but soybean futures look Grimm. 1.4080 0.04364 201 133 54 14
436 Perfect timing Jack; we were just discussing bean futures. 1.4078 0.04400 206 138 52 16
437 As you can see, this week's stalks have been on a steady rise. 1.4059 0.04347 202 134 54 14
438 Once upon a time, there was privacy in the cloud. 1.4050 0.04318 200 132 55 13
439 I long for the old days when it was just Dick Chaney we had to worry about. 1.4050 0.04375 200 133 53 14
440 Shirley, I think you have a stalker. 1.4050 0.04259 200 131 57 12
441 Stalks are rising. 1.4050 0.04544 200 136 47 17
442 Who's idea was it to short magic beans? 1.4050 0.04489 200 135 49 16
443 Play it cool, everyone, we’ve got a stalker. 1.4050 0.04489 200 135 49 16
444 Well, this is the sort of thing we have to expect being a giant corporation. 1.4050 0.04318 200 132 55 13
445 Hi, who just joined? 1.4050 0.04489 200 135 49 16
446 Stalks are up. 1.4050 0.04432 200 134 51 15
447 Let's ask Jack! He made it to the top and escaped before the crash. 1.4050 0.04432 200 134 51 15
448 To reach this level if management, Jack , you’ll have to use the corporate ladder like everyone else. 1.4050 0.04318 200 132 55 13
449 Welcome to Amazon, Jack! We're not your grandfather's giant! 1.4050 0.04432 200 134 51 15
450 Sorry, you'll need a password 1.4050 0.04489 200 135 49 16
451 Gentlemen, bean stocks only go up! 1.4050 0.04318 200 132 55 13
452 As you can see, sales of magical beans has never been better. 1.4050 0.04707 200 139 41 20
453 As you can see, beans are going through the roof. 1.4040 0.04405 198 132 52 14
454 Thanks for the seed money. 1.4040 0.04463 198 133 50 15
455 I must remind you that a falling giant would impact us negatively. 1.4031 0.04375 196 130 53 13
456 Bean stocks are going up. 1.4031 0.04493 196 132 49 15
457 Be careful. That’s Jack the bean counter from corporate. 1.4031 0.04434 196 131 51 14
458 In sum, we believe a stalk split would limit upward mobility. 1.4021 0.04787 189 131 40 18
459 Do we look like giants? 1.4010 0.04674 192 132 43 17
460 Jack was the first to see the cloud as a solution. 1.4000 0.04527 190 128 48 14
461 Bean counters! 1.4000 0.04588 190 129 46 15
462 We own the patent on the beans so we own the stalk. Now get down. 1.4000 0.04465 190 127 50 13
463 As you can see, bean sales are through the roof--excuse me, may we help you? 1.4000 0.04465 190 127 50 13
464 Impressive growth, but let's talk about how he can scale it. 1.4000 0.04402 190 126 52 12
465 Impressive growth. 1.4000 0.04274 190 124 56 10
466 I think of us more as a synergistic conglomerate than a "giant." 1.4000 0.04588 190 129 46 15
467 Secure cloud location, my ass! 1.4000 0.04735 195 136 40 19
468 Who's the new bean counter? 1.4000 0.04649 190 130 44 16
469 I shoulda kept the cow. 1.4000 0.04882 190 134 36 20
470 Everyone with magic beans nowadays thinks they can climb the stalk market. 1.4000 0.04767 190 132 40 18
471 A paid internship? You’re in fantasy land. 1.4000 0.04402 190 126 52 12
472 I knew our data wasn’t safe in the cloud. 1.4000 0.04708 190 131 42 17
473 I guess the cloud isn’t as secure as they say. 1.4000 0.04465 190 127 50 13
474 Getting to the top wasn’t what we thought it would be, either. 1.3990 0.04355 193 128 53 12
475 Oh, I thought they meant a 'stalk' rally. 1.3990 0.04355 193 128 53 12
476 You requested cloud backup? 1.3990 0.04417 193 129 51 13
477 Looks like we've got a little stalker! 1.3989 0.04682 188 129 43 16
478 Jack, you're late... and it's not Casual Friday. 1.3981 0.04368 211 144 50 17
479 That's one way to stalk the competition. 1.3979 0.04688 191 132 42 17
480 Please use the corporate ladder! 1.3979 0.04384 191 127 52 12
481 I still say we should prepare for a giant crash. 1.3979 0.04447 191 128 50 13
482 Jack discovers the LL Bean board room. 1.3979 0.04508 191 129 48 14
483 Looks like stalks are up this quarter! 1.3979 0.04447 191 128 50 13
484 You want to join us? Climb the corporate ladder like everyone else. 1.3979 0.04747 191 133 40 18
485 This is what you did with our seed money? Really? 1.3979 0.04569 191 130 46 15
486 Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell an excellent quarter one! 1.3979 0.04629 191 131 44 16
487 The giant isn't here right now. We're his marketing team. 1.3979 0.04257 191 125 56 10
488 Sorry, we're just a corporate giant. 1.3979 0.04447 191 128 50 13
489 Good timing, Jack. We were just talking about your new growth strategy. 1.3968 0.04285 189 124 55 10
490 Our investment in sprout-ups is about to deliver giant returns 1.3968 0.04478 189 127 49 12
491 That must be the new bean-counter 1.3968 0.04285 189 124 55 10
492 No, for the big guy, you've got to go all the way to the top. It's just us bean-counters down here. 1.3968 0.04662 189 130 43 16
493 And here is a chart that shows us we are all very high right now. 1.3968 0.04602 189 129 45 15
494 As you can see, Jack, profits have skyrocketed since we moved to the cloud. 1.3957 0.04572 187 127 46 14
495 Huh, so these are the giants of industry... 1.3957 0.04817 187 131 38 18
496 We told you in the interview that we were moving to the cloud.... 1.3957 0.04445 187 125 50 12
497 Jack, the meeting started at ten! 1.3957 0.04817 187 131 38 18
498 It looks like bean stocks are up. 1.3957 0.04380 187 124 52 11
499 The meeting you're looking for is on cloud nine 1.3957 0.04509 187 126 48 13
500 The giant warned us about him - he's some kind of bean counter. 1.3957 0.04696 187 129 42 16
501 Jack discovers "The Cloud", and hopes to trade his father's pig for a laptop and high-speed internet connection. 1.3957 0.04696 187 129 42 16
502 Jack is here to tell us why bean futures have outdone dairy 1.3957 0.04572 187 127 46 14
503 Magic beans? No, our fairy tale is about bitcoin. 1.3946 0.04410 185 123 51 11
504 ‘’No, actually we’re giants of industry.” 1.3946 0.04973 185 132 33 20
505 Jack: “I should have kept the cow...” 1.3946 0.04793 185 129 39 17
506 Excuse me, Jack. What does that have to do with the price of beans? 1.3946 0.04541 185 125 47 13
507 The success of our Cloud platform shows that our competitors don't know Jack. 1.3946 0.04476 185 124 49 12
508 Let's take a moment and thank Jack for eliminating our competition. 1.3946 0.04476 185 124 49 12
509 Jack has joined us to explain what all this has to do with the price of beans. 1.3934 0.04372 183 121 52 10
510 COFFEE beans, Jack! 1.3934 0.04574 183 124 46 13
511 As you can see, the stalk market is continuing to rise. 1.3934 0.04639 183 125 44 14
512 Jack, we said this was a stock meeting, not a stalk meeting 1.3934 0.04508 183 123 48 12
513 Steve, this isn't quite what I imagined when you said we'd be moving things to the cloud. 1.3929 0.04481 196 134 47 15
514 He looks like a stalker. 1.3913 0.04682 184 127 42 15
515 Bean stocks are climbing. 1.3913 0.04488 184 124 48 12
516 I thought you said this cloud platform was secure. 1.3913 0.04619 184 126 44 14
517 And our genetically modified beanstalks are completly normal. 1.3913 0.04745 184 128 40 16
518 Looks like someone already spilled the beans. 1.3913 0.04421 184 123 50 11
519 Ignore him. He thinks all growth is just magic. 1.3913 0.04619 184 126 44 14
520 Pay attention this time: three decaf lattes, three flat whites, and one of those strawberry lollipop thingies. 1.3913 0.04745 184 128 40 16
521 That’s the kind of growth we’re looking for, Jenkins. 1.3913 0.04354 184 122 52 10
522 Hold on, Simmons--it appears we're bein' stalked. 1.3913 0.04144 184 119 58 7
523 How can we keep our data safe if we let just ANYBODY onto the cloud? 1.3911 0.04433 179 119 49 10
524 I told you he was a stalker! 1.3911 0.04573 179 121 46 12
525 Is he stalking us? 1.3911 0.04573 179 121 46 12
526 All who smell the blood of an Englishman say, 'Aye.' 1.3911 0.04641 179 122 44 13
527 Looks like we picked the right growth stalks this quarter. 1.3911 0.04504 179 120 48 11
528 Your cloud storage is full. 1.3911 0.04708 179 123 42 14
529 Meet Jack our newest stalk holder. 1.3901 0.04906 182 129 35 18
530 Looks like it was a great deal when I I traded the cow. 1.3901 0.04384 182 121 51 10
531 Four cold brews, one chai mocha, two matcha lattes, and some of those magic beans. Thanks. 1.3901 0.04717 182 126 41 15
532 Sir, I’m afraid we may have a stalker 1.3889 0.04414 180 120 50 10
533 See, I told you our stalk was growing. 1.3889 0.04343 180 119 52 9
534 thank you for your input Jack, but I think we should take this off-vine 1.3889 0.04620 180 123 44 13
535 Say hello to our new bean-counter. 1.3876 0.04586 178 121 45 12
536 You need to log on. This is a virtual meeting in the cloud. 1.3876 0.05047 178 128 31 19
537 And who's living in a fairy tale? 1.3876 0.04654 178 122 43 13
538 Here’s one of our stalk holders now.” 1.3876 0.04445 178 119 49 10
539 When Jack realized the REAL golden goose was the apparently limitless capacity of a gullible American public to invest in pyramid schemes. 1.3876 0.04789 178 124 39 15
540 You must be the bean-counters. 1.3876 0.04586 178 121 45 12
541 We seem to be entering a period of rapid growth. 1.3876 0.04586 178 121 45 12
542 To conclude, if you think that bean stocks are on anything but an upward climb, then you don't know Jack. 1.3876 0.04789 178 124 39 15
543 We get it Jack, you’re the BRANCH manager, stop taking it so literally and get back to the meeting. 1.3876 0.04586 178 121 45 12
544 So ‘Jack and the Bean Counters’? Are we all in consensus then 1.3876 0.04789 178 124 39 15
545 Sorry, we have this cumulonimbus booked until 17:30. 1.3864 0.04959 176 125 34 17
546 Just what we need: another bean counter. 1.3864 0.04826 176 123 38 15
547 So much for our files being safe in the Cloud. 1.3864 0.04826 176 123 38 15
548 I bet you weren't expecting a corporate giant! 1.3864 0.04826 176 123 38 15
549 And as you will see, the future of enterprise computing is in the Cloud. 1.3851 0.04282 174 114 53 7
550 Jack, did I mention that BEAN STOCKS are a rising commodity? 1.3842 0.04528 177 120 46 11
551 No, we’re Sales. Returns and Exchanges is further up. 1.3842 0.04803 177 124 38 15
552 Look who's stalking us now! 1.3842 0.04457 177 119 48 10
553 Dammit! I thought we were safe from shareholders here. 1.3842 0.04457 177 119 48 10
554 Man. I’d really like that cow back. 1.3842 0.04599 177 121 44 12
555 There's nothing left to steal, Jack- we've foreclosed on the giant's castle and we're selling his assets. 1.3842 0.04870 177 125 36 16
556 We spent millions on penetration test, set up all our systems on the cloud and we get hacked by a kid with a handful of magic beans! 1.3837 0.04689 172 118 42 12
557 To conclude, fee-fi-fo-fum -- if next quarter is like this one, this company is done. 1.3837 0.04902 172 121 36 15
558 The fuck you lookin’ at, Bean Boy? 1.3837 0.05039 172 123 32 17
559 I say, hey you! Get off of my cloud. 1.3837 0.04616 172 117 44 11
560 Jack then realizes that he should have waited until stalks were higher before trading the family cow. 1.3837 0.04761 172 119 40 13
561 Sorry Jack, the giant sold his business to Amazon. But you can order your Golden Hens for delivery in 2 days. 1.3829 0.04633 175 120 43 12
562 I thought cloud computing was supposed to be secure. 1.3824 0.04651 170 116 43 11
563 The stalk may be climbing higher, but there could be giant repercussions. 1.3824 0.04870 170 119 37 14
564 Didn't we move to the Cloud to get RID of that stalker? 1.3818 0.04823 165 114 39 12
565 Great, now we have to reset the quarantine clock. 1.3815 0.04879 173 122 36 15
566 And if you believe this...I have some magic beans to sell you 1.3815 0.04370 173 115 50 8
567 And now our new chief growth officer will discuss revenue. Jack.. 1.3810 0.04452 168 112 48 8
568 Our cloud security protects us from lots of acronyms but apparently not GMOs. 1.3810 0.04836 168 116 38 13
569 Well done Jack. People, that’s the growth initiative I’m talking about. 1.3807 0.04321 176 117 51 8
570 Again, Jack? I said six lattes and one decaf. 1.3807 0.04750 176 123 39 14
571 Our systems are impervious to spoofing, phishing, trojan horses, and spearphishing. It's beanstalk penetration that has me worried. 1.3807 0.04681 176 122 41 13
572 Are you bean counters, too? 1.3801 0.04629 171 117 43 11
573 Wow! I can see Russia from here, 1.3795 0.05022 166 118 33 15
574 Apparently the bottom line amounts to a hill of beans." 1.3795 0.04485 166 111 47 8
575 Didn't you get the Zoom link? 1.3795 0.05095 166 119 31 16
576 It was at that moment Jack finally understood what true treasure was: actionable data. 1.3795 0.04875 166 116 37 13
577 Sorry I’m late - I couldn’t find the zoom link 1.3795 0.04485 166 111 47 8
578 Jack knew his dream was cliche, but at least it wasn't as impossible as the boomers neverending growth fantasy. 1.3795 0.04723 166 114 41 11
579 Fee-fi-fo-fum. I smell regulatory interference. 1.3787 0.04664 169 116 42 11
580 Love the enthusiasm for bean stocks, Jack, but a PowerPoint would’ve done the trick. 1.3787 0.04813 169 118 38 13
581 If you think that's how to get to the top, you don't know jack. 1.3787 0.04664 169 116 42 11
582 Turns out the real giant is corporate America. 1.3787 0.04664 169 116 42 11
583 No, this is Cloud 12. Cloud 9 is just to the south. 1.3787 0.04588 169 115 44 10
584 Increased profits have accompanied reducing our “Fees” outsourcing our “Fies” and a hostile takeover of our “Foes”. 1.3787 0.04885 169 119 36 14
585 Please stop calling our stock options ‘magic beans’. 1.3787 0.04813 169 118 38 13
586 No, this is the data cloud. Corporate giants are further up. 1.3787 0.04739 169 117 40 12
587 Upon climbing the beanstalk, Jack was disillusioned to discover that The Giant was none other than a corporation. And they indeed were people, too. 1.3787 0.04813 169 118 38 13
588 Well, Johnson, your projections have us in the land of fairy tales again. 1.3787 0.04664 169 116 42 11
589 Ever since he caught COVID, our head of security can't smell the blood of an English man. 1.3779 0.04824 172 121 37 14
590 There he is- the little sonofabitch who shook up the bean market. 1.3779 0.04894 172 122 35 15
591 Jack ruined the meeting when he noticed the graph was upside down 1.3779 0.05230 172 127 25 20
592 Yes Jack, we're holding our meetings in the cloud until the vaccine is available. 1.3779 0.04607 172 118 43 11
593 Wrong cloud Jack, we’re a corporate giant. 1.3779 0.04607 172 118 43 11
594 Jack, didn’t you know? Amazon acquired the rights to all fairy tales 1.3779 0.04753 172 120 39 13
595 Someone told me I could find some bean-counters up here. 1.3779 0.04457 172 116 47 9
596 And now we'll hear from our founder and CEO about his magic beans. 1.3779 0.04894 172 122 35 15
597 Jack, when the board said “Grow the business”, that’s not what we meant... 1.3779 0.04681 172 119 41 12
598 I think you misinterpreted what I said, this meeting's only for "stock" holders. 1.3779 0.04607 172 118 43 11
599 Hey kid, never saw a cloud-based meeting before? 1.3779 0.04681 172 119 41 12
600 I climbed all the way up here for this? 1.3779 0.04681 172 119 41 12
601 No, that’s on the next floor. 1.3779 0.04753 172 120 39 13
602 Magic Beans are up. 1.3772 0.04622 167 114 43 10
603 We don't beleive in magic beans. Our platform is cloud-based. 1.3772 0.04925 167 118 35 14
604 Getting that cow has really turned things around! 1.3772 0.04622 167 114 43 10
605 I thought you said Zoom cloud meetings were private, Barry. 1.3758 0.05257 149 106 30 13
606 I’m sorry Gary, I just think we’re too focused on the golden eggs while completely overlooking the value of the beans. 1.3758 0.04413 165 110 48 7
607 As you can see here, our fees went up, however fi, fo and fum went down last quarter. 1.3758 0.04578 165 112 44 9
608 Sorry Jack, that's not the type of exponential growth we're looking for. 1.3758 0.04329 165 109 50 6
609 Excuse me! We have the room for 7 more minutes. 1.3758 0.04814 165 115 38 12
610 Everyone's moving to the cloud, it seems. 1.3758 0.04413 165 110 48 7
611 We may be giants in cloud computing, Wainwright, but I fear short investors are stalking us. 1.3758 0.04496 165 111 46 8
612 Jack witnessed an iCloud meeting, long before Apple became a giant! 1.3758 0.04658 165 113 42 10
613 And as you can see our profits are rising like Jack and the proverbial...hey! 1.3758 0.04658 165 113 42 10
614 Cover your notes, please. It looks like we're being stalked. 1.3750 0.04753 168 117 39 12
615 We have the room till 2. 1.3750 0.04900 168 119 35 14
616 You forgot the donuts ! 1.3742 0.04271 163 107 51 5
617 Phillips, why don't you let Jack take over, he built this project from the ground up. 1.3742 0.04271 163 107 51 5
618 Clearly, stalks are rising. 1.3742 0.04694 163 112 41 10
619 Sorry, restrooms are employee-only. 1.3742 0.05155 163 118 29 16
620 Sorry, we already beat you to the goose that laid the golden egg. 1.3742 0.04694 163 112 41 10
621 Giant? No, We’re more of a jolly green conglomerate 1.3742 0.05081 163 117 31 15
622 I smell the blood of an intern. 1.3735 0.04713 166 115 40 11
623 Even if those beans are magical, please remember that past performance may not be indicative of future results. 1.3735 0.04475 166 112 46 8
624 Jack visits the land of the corporate giants. 1.3735 0.04866 166 117 36 13
625 Someone call security . We're being stalked. 1.3735 0.04635 166 114 42 10
626 The golden goose, was in fact, insider information. 1.3735 0.04556 166 113 44 9
627 Jack would soon realize that the beans were actually trademarked and licensed by a multilevel marketing empire. 1.3735 0.04940 166 118 34 14
628 What? No masks? 1.3727 0.05199 161 117 28 16
629 Now THERE'S a growth opportunity! 1.3727 0.04477 161 108 46 7
630 Thank God, the Bean Counters, have arrived 1.3727 0.04648 161 110 42 9
631 What do you mean our growth models are a fairytale? 1.3727 0.04892 161 113 36 12
632 Ok - now you have to sign a NDA 1.3727 0.04563 161 109 44 8
633 Corporate downsized the giants. 1.3727 0.04730 161 111 40 10
634 Ah ha, I see our beans for cows program is working! 1.3727 0.04812 161 112 38 11
635 AH! The Cable guy finally got here. 1.3727 0.05048 161 115 32 14
636 No, we don’t have golden eggs—only golden parachutes. 1.3727 0.04209 161 105 52 4
637 What did you think cloud computing was? 1.3720 0.04670 164 112 41 10
638 We'll get more blood of Englishman, but how do we monetize it? 1.3720 0.04905 164 116 35 13
639 Jack had always wondered about cloud computing 1.3720 0.04590 164 112 43 9
640 The giant was sort of a PR nightmare for us 1.3713 0.04842 167 118 36 13
641 Stalk growth and growth stocks are two completely different things. 1.3711 0.04768 159 110 39 10
642 Well,no. "In the cloud" is not a metaphor. 1.3711 0.04510 159 107 45 7
643 Yes, we are the big, bad, corporate giant. 1.3711 0.04768 159 110 39 10
644 The fat giant? He’s playing golf. 1.3711 0.05091 159 114 31 14
645 We'll have three flat whites, two cappuccinos, a cold brew, and a frappé. 1.3711 0.04851 159 111 37 11
646 How else was I going to move up after you removed the corporate ladder? 1.3711 0.04768 159 110 39 10
647 We're industry giants. 1.3711 0.04510 159 107 45 7
648 We're a large corporation. I wouldn't say giant. 1.3711 0.04684 159 109 41 9
649 Sorry I’m late, I thought it was supposed to be a zoom meeting. 1.3711 0.04932 159 112 35 12
650 Sorry - you need a password to enter this cloud storage meeting 1.3711 0.04768 159 110 39 10
651 Clearly this will only amount to a hill of beans. 1.3711 0.04684 159 109 41 9
652 This isn’t what I expected when you said this meeting was on the cloud” 1.3711 0.04768 159 110 39 10
653 Sales of magic beans recorded exponential growth this quarter. 1.3711 0.04932 159 112 35 12
654 Ah, just in time for his report on Bean Futures. 1.3711 0.04768 159 110 39 10
655 Well it seems stalks are high this quarter... 1.3711 0.04598 159 108 43 8
656 They told me to take it up to corporate 1.3711 0.04598 159 108 43 8
657 Just checking on how my bean stock is doing 1.3711 0.04932 159 112 35 12
658 And now here's Jack, to tell us about the stalk market. 1.3711 0.04510 159 107 45 7
659 I thought you said the cloud was safe. 1.3711 0.04684 159 109 41 9
660 I think you’re at the wrong cloud. 1.3711 0.04510 159 107 45 7
661 You keep the seed money. We keep the cash cow. 1.3711 0.04684 159 109 41 9
662 Damn, high up on Cloud Nine and they are still holding meetings that could’ve been an email. 1.3711 0.04768 159 110 39 10
663 Some of you may not know Jack. 1.3704 0.04541 162 110 44 8
664 that’s one cortado, one dry decaf cappuccino, 2 black coffees, 2 lattes, and an oat milk latte for me. you can remind that twirly barista that a latte and a cappuccino are not the same thing. If anything is cold when you get back up here, I’ll push you off this cloud and have you replaced before you hit the ground. Oh, and grab a quiche from the bakery across the street as well. 1.3697 0.05245 165 122 25 18
665 Fee and Fi are doing great. We need more Fum. 1.3694 0.04720 157 108 40 9
666 Sorry, kid. But if we had a golden goose, we wouldn’t be worrying about these fourth-quarter growth projections. 1.3694 0.04544 157 106 44 7
667 Republican business meeting in mask free heaven. 1.3694 0.05055 157 112 32 13
668 This is when Jack suddenly realized the "giant" was merely cover for corporate greed 1.3687 0.04309 160 106 49 5
669 Our new CEO has a track record of achieving unlimited growth with meager resources. 1.3677 0.04579 155 105 43 7
670 What did you think 'stored in the cloud' meant? 1.3677 0.04845 155 108 37 10
671 Well, now, there's a kid with giant ambitions. 1.3677 0.04758 155 107 39 9
672 I know everybody says to invest in the cloud, but I think beans still have room to grow. 1.3677 0.04579 155 105 43 7
673 Call IT - our cloud has been compromised. 1.3677 0.04392 155 103 47 5
674 I'm sorry, Jack. The data suggests you'r only half way there. 1.3677 0.04845 155 108 37 10
675 He stalks us even when we upload the meeting to the Cloud. 1.3675 0.04856 166 118 35 13
676 I smell the blood of a corporate spy. 1.3675 0.04703 166 116 39 11
677 No Jack, I know you're only an intern and you're a hard worker, but that's not the sort of stock growth we're interested in here. 1.3675 0.04856 166 118 35 13
678 ...yup, and it looks like he forgot the bagels again. 1.3675 0.04703 166 116 39 11
679 Haven’t you ever seen a corporate giant? 1.3675 0.04382 166 112 47 7
680 'If you're heading up there, can you tell him to turn down his goose?' 1.3671 0.04865 158 111 36 11
681 Hey, hey... You, you... Get off of my cloud! 1.3671 0.05107 158 114 30 14
682 The ticker symbol is FoFum and it likely will split soon 1.3671 0.04696 158 109 40 9
683 The real magic is compound interest young man. 1.3671 0.04947 158 112 34 12
684 We are bean counters, who are you? 1.3671 0.04696 158 109 40 9
685 Grind his bones? Or invite him to invest? 1.3671 0.04696 158 109 40 9
686 For those who don't know Jack. . . . 1.3671 0.04947 158 112 34 12
687 Is this where everything I sent to the cloud went? 1.3671 0.04781 158 110 38 10
688 Like I keep saying, these meetings "in the cloud" are not secure. 1.3671 0.04865 158 111 36 11
689 Jack sensed that this was not a fairy tale ending. 1.3671 0.04696 158 109 40 9
690 Jack checks the performance of his Bean Stock. 1.3671 0.04947 158 112 34 12
691 Excuse, me. We have this room booked until 3. 1.3671 0.04610 158 108 42 8
692 Fee high, low sum... 1.3671 0.04947 158 112 34 12
693 I told you working remotely wouldn't prevent corporate espionage. 1.3671 0.04781 158 110 38 10
694 You said, Braxton, and I quote, "up here we can't possibly be hacked!" 1.3671 0.04781 158 110 38 10
695 As I said, most of our growth has been organic. 1.3671 0.05028 158 113 32 13
696 Wrong beanstalk Jack. 1.3671 0.04696 158 109 40 9
697 Sorry Jack, we’ve got the room booked until 3 1.3671 0.04610 158 108 42 8
698 It just keeps going up, Jack. 1.3660 0.04614 153 104 42 7
699 HR got rid of the giant. He was a PR nightmare. 1.3660 0.04706 153 105 40 8
700 Shhh. That stalker is back. 1.3660 0.04706 153 105 40 8
701 We have a giant problem. 1.3660 0.04796 153 106 38 9
702 Jack and the bean-stocks meeting 1.3660 0.04224 153 100 50 3
703 Can we factor out the cows? And just, you know, offer beans for the blood of an Englishman? 1.3660 0.04885 153 107 36 10
704 Oh, sorry. Wrong cloud! 1.3660 0.04885 153 107 36 10
705 We got tired of Zoom. 1.3660 0.04796 153 106 38 9
706 Only a matter of time before all business is being done in the cloud. 1.3660 0.05058 153 109 32 12
707 This is morbidities. Commodities is one cloud up. 1.3654 0.05071 156 112 31 13
708 You’re all smaller than I was expecting. 1.3654 0.04905 156 110 35 11
709 Jack, perfect timing. We just started discussing the advantages of Miracle Grow. 1.3654 0.05152 156 113 29 14
710 Well, I see we have another corporate climber! 1.3654 0.04555 156 106 43 7
711 Are you from the home office? 1.3654 0.04645 156 107 41 8
712 So this is where my zoom recordings go when I save them to the cloud! 1.3654 0.04733 156 108 39 9
713 This is the Amazon board meeting. The Tesla board is meeting on cloud 9.” 1.3654 0.04645 156 107 41 8
714 I see we may have been too pessimistic in our beanstalk growth projection. 1.3654 0.04733 156 108 39 9
715 If you mean giant corporation, then you're in the right place. 1.3654 0.04905 156 110 35 11
716 Hey, I was told the cloud is secure. 1.3654 0.04733 156 108 39 9
717 No, this is the Giant Conglomerate. The guy you're looking for is two clouds over. 1.3648 0.04672 159 110 40 9
718 Hang in there, Jack. 2021 is coming. 1.3648 0.04921 159 113 34 12
719 Sorry, we're not interested in organic growth. 1.3648 0.04672 159 110 40 9
720 I’m sorry, but the Golden Goose got a Golden Parachute 1.3648 0.05158 159 116 28 15
721 On his way up what he thought was the corporate ladder, Jack discovers the true essence of capitalism. 1.3648 0.04840 159 112 36 11
722 Crop growth is exceeding projections this quarter. 1.3648 0.04840 159 112 36 11
723 Here comes our new bean counter now. 1.3648 0.04586 159 109 42 8
724 I see our guest speaker has arrived to discuss magic bean futures. 1.3648 0.04586 159 109 42 8
725 Well, we're considered a giant in our field! 1.3648 0.04672 159 110 40 9
726 Well, so much for cloud-based security. 1.3648 0.04499 159 108 44 7
727 Keep climbing kid, the giant is one cloud up 1.3648 0.04921 159 113 34 12
728 The golden goose sits with the management, top floor. 1.3648 0.04840 159 112 36 11
729 This is not a good time to sell your cow. 1.3648 0.04921 159 113 34 12
730 Not now, Jack! 1.3648 0.04757 159 111 38 10
731 Sorry Jack, the giant took a leverage buyout and retired to Boca. 1.3648 0.04840 159 112 36 11
732 I thought you updated our spyware, Wilkins. 1.3648 0.04499 159 108 44 7
733 Nice you could join us, Jack. Let me guess, you made another ‘deal’? 1.3648 0.05002 159 114 32 13
734 We are very bullish on Bean Stalk futures, barring a fee-fi-fo-fum event. 1.3642 0.04926 151 106 35 10
735 No we're the bean counters. The giants are upstairs. 1.3636 0.05031 154 110 32 12
736 Cash Cows? You don't know beans about cash cows, Jack. 1.3636 0.04859 154 108 36 10
737 If you would've asked for a bean counter early on, the business would still be on solid ground. 1.3636 0.04946 154 109 34 11
738 Sure, I guess you could say we're a corporate giant. 1.3636 0.04681 154 106 40 8
739 Our handful of beans for a cow promotion is working surprisingly well! 1.3636 0.04590 154 105 42 7
740 The merger didn't go through. We'll need the cow back. 1.3636 0.04681 154 106 40 8
741 Tell the downstairs office to get an ax 1.3636 0.04681 154 106 40 8
742 As you can see, interest in bean futures is climbing. 1.3636 0.04681 154 106 40 8
743 I know. I look smaller in real life. 1.3636 0.04590 154 105 42 7
744 I was told this is where the bean counters meet. 1.3636 0.04859 154 108 36 10
745 I knew this budget meeting was a fantasy. 1.3636 0.05031 154 110 32 12
746 That Zoom background is a bit much, Jack. 1.3636 0.04590 154 105 42 7
747 You’re all full of beans at the stalk brokers conference today! 1.3636 0.04771 154 107 38 9
748 No, no, I said more bean STOCKS. 1.3636 0.04946 154 109 34 11
749 Why doesn't anyone ever pay attention when I'm talking? 1.3631 0.04580 168 117 41 10
750 I propose to grind his bones to make our bread. 1.3631 0.04532 157 107 43 7
751 Before we climb down, would anyone like to pee off the edge one last time?" 1.3631 0.04962 157 112 33 12
752 In the news, Jack was arrested yesterday for hacking beans futures information of Giant Corp, stored on the corporate cloud. 1.3631 0.04795 157 110 37 10
753 These are some of the people who thought the virus was under control, Jack! 1.3631 0.04709 157 109 39 9
754 Don’t stare...that’s the CEO’s son. 1.3631 0.05044 157 113 31 13
755 As you can see, magical thinking has served us well this year. 1.3631 0.04621 157 108 41 8
756 In view of this development, maybe we should revisit the decision to lay off the giant. 1.3624 0.04589 149 101 42 6
757 It was at that moment that Jack realized a golden parachute was preferable to any goose. 1.3624 0.04782 149 103 38 8
758 Back to work, Jack, we're in a high level meeting! 1.3624 0.04876 149 104 36 9
759 Fee-fi-fo-fum! I smell a risk to net income. 1.3624 0.05321 149 109 26 14
760 This is Three-Five-Four. Fee-Fi-Fo is one cloud up 1.3624 0.04782 149 103 38 8
761 I wonder what he did to get that kind of growth. 1.3624 0.04968 149 105 34 10
762 Free-WiFi-Fo-Fum 1.3624 0.04589 149 101 42 6
763 I’m afraid the Giant was downsized. 1.3624 0.04782 149 103 38 8
764 Jack stalking the bean counters 1.3624 0.05235 149 108 28 13
765 Good news, Jack. Our magic beans sales are going through the roof! 1.3624 0.04589 149 101 42 6
766 As this chart shows, our business is growing like a... someone help me think of the right word. 1.3624 0.05059 149 106 32 11
767 Apparently keeping our data in the cloud isn't as secure as we thought. 1.3624 0.04876 149 104 36 9
768 The projection for his return on the magic beans is quite positive, barring a giant problem. 1.3624 0.05059 149 106 32 11
769 Jack, I'm afraid the cow for seeds deal has put you in rather a bad light. 1.3624 0.05059 149 106 32 11
770 I assume you’re looking for a golden parachute? 1.3624 0.04386 149 99 46 4
771 We're marketing. The bean-counters are one floor up." 1.3624 0.04782 149 103 38 8
772 It was at that moment that Jack realized how to monetize his magic beans. 1.3624 0.04968 149 105 34 10
773 Jack discovers the Genesis of the dark web. 1.3624 0.04589 149 101 42 6
774 Jack, once again, you are late. 1.3624 0.04782 149 103 38 8
775 Spotting the golden egos. 1.3624 0.04968 149 105 34 10
776 Jack here will be our guest speaker today. He'll be discussing trade deals. 1.3624 0.05059 149 106 32 11
777 Jack and the bean stock holders 1.3624 0.04782 149 103 38 8
778 Sorry sir, we no longer provide seed funding 1.3624 0.04782 149 103 38 8
779 No, the big guy is one cloud up. 1.3624 0.04686 149 102 40 7
780 Look Jack! Your Magic Bean stock is experiencing strong momentum. 1.3624 0.04686 149 102 40 7
781 Jack, for God's sake, we reserved this space a week ago. 1.3624 0.04589 149 101 42 6
782 You were supposed to take the corporate ladder. 1.3624 0.05059 149 106 32 11
783 As you can see, with the market stabilizing, bean stalks are on the rise again. 1.3624 0.04589 149 101 42 6
784 Is our cloud security configured to prevent any unauthorized access? " 1.3624 0.04686 149 102 40 7
785 Our daycare just couldn't handle him. 1.3624 0.04876 149 104 36 9
786 We appreciate the interest but succeeding here is more than just picking high performance stalks. 1.3624 0.04782 149 103 38 8
787 The Giant sold his cloud to WeWork. 1.3624 0.05321 149 109 26 14
788 Don’t worry about Jack. We gave him a golden parachute. 1.3624 0.05147 149 107 30 12
789 Corporate giants are all that live up here now, Jack. 1.3624 0.04968 149 105 34 10
790 It’s not casual Friday Jack, put on a damn suit 1.3624 0.04686 149 102 40 7
791 And at that moment, Jack realized that all work and no play would make him a dull, dull boy. 1.3624 0.04782 149 103 38 8
792 Jack, you were supposed to Zoom in. 1.3605 0.04821 147 102 37 8
793 Despite impressive magic bean growth, giant problems are anticipated. 1.3605 0.04917 147 103 35 9
794 Fee-fi-fo-fired. 1.3605 0.04724 147 101 39 7
795 He breached cloud security. 1.3605 0.04917 147 103 35 9
796 I don't think you know Jack. 1.3605 0.05103 147 105 31 11
797 I think I need to stop microdosing. 1.3605 0.05103 147 105 31 11
798 Fee Fi Fo Fum. I smell a bonus of a massive sum. 1.3605 0.04917 147 103 35 9
799 ...And that was the day Jack learned that the real evil giant was capitalism. 1.3605 0.05103 147 105 31 11
800 Hey, these ARE cool beans. 1.3605 0.04821 147 102 37 8
801 We're aiming for similar stock growth. 1.3600 0.04849 150 105 36 9
802 Hit the road, Jack! 1.3600 0.04756 150 104 38 8
803 I see you've heard about our unparalleled growth opportunity. 1.3600 0.04941 150 106 34 10
804 I'll take cows over bitcoin any day 1.3600 0.04661 150 103 40 7
805 Welcome to the annual bean counter meeting. 1.3600 0.04756 150 104 38 8
806 Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell someone who’s not in our algorithm 1.3600 0.04756 150 104 38 8
807 Who needs magic beans when you've got statistics? 1.3581 0.05074 148 106 31 11
808 Bean STOCKS, Jack. 1.3562 0.04835 146 102 36 8
809 Hi, Jack. We’re the bean counters. 1.3562 0.04635 146 100 40 6
810 Don't let me disturb you. I'm working my way to the top. 1.3562 0.05119 146 105 30 11
811 Somehow this is even scarier than the giant. 1.3562 0.05211 146 106 28 12
812 For the last time, we're analyzing STOCKS. 1.3562 0.04736 146 101 38 7
813 We're considered giants in our respective field. 1.3562 0.04635 146 100 40 6
814 Wouldn't Zoom be so much easier than meeting like this? 1.3562 0.05026 146 104 32 10
815 Stalks are up this quarter. 1.3562 0.05026 146 104 32 10
816 We do need a bean counter. 1.3562 0.04635 146 100 40 6
817 To bring the investor's viewpoint to our meeting, I have invited a stalkholder. 1.3562 0.05026 146 104 32 10
818 Not to worry. Here’s a copy of the NDA he signed when he bought the beans. 1.3562 0.04835 146 102 36 8
819 Oh, him? He is our new bean-counter. 1.3562 0.05026 146 104 32 10
820 If you're looking for the giant, he was downsized 1.3562 0.04835 146 102 36 8
821 That's the moment Jack realized that his future was tied to bean futures. 1.3562 0.05026 146 104 32 10
822 Dante had it upside down 1.3562 0.04635 146 100 40 6
823 Damn. I should have kept the cow. 1.3562 0.05389 146 108 24 14
824 Can we agree that we smell the blood of an Englishman and that the unit price is trending up? 1.3562 0.05119 146 105 30 11
825 Get lost, Jack. You don’t know beans about stocks. 1.3562 0.04835 146 102 36 8
826 I'm up high, but this sure looks like hell. 1.3562 0.04835 146 102 36 8
827 We're subletting from the Giant while he's on vacation. 1.3562 0.04835 146 102 36 8
828 Good thing I’m a stalk holder! 1.3562 0.05119 146 105 30 11
829 Now if you 'll look to the left, Jack will help us visualize our growth model 1.3562 0.04736 146 101 38 7
830 Bean counters?! No, we're analysts. The bean counters are several clouds below. 1.3562 0.04532 146 99 42 5
831 I'm sorry, this is a private meeting. 1.3562 0.05211 146 106 28 12
832 Why yes, technically I'm a stalker. 1.3562 0.04635 146 100 40 6
833 I always wondered what was in the cloud. 1.3562 0.04835 146 102 36 8
834 Contrary to what you may be thinking, I am not a stalker. 1.3562 0.05026 146 104 32 10
835 We're working on a giant deal. 1.3562 0.04835 146 102 36 8
836 And what would you know about generating growth, young man? 1.3562 0.04532 146 99 42 5
837 Our intern, Jack, is here to tell us about cloud storage. 1.3562 0.04835 146 102 36 8
838 So that's the afterlife. 1.3562 0.05026 146 104 32 10
839 Growth stalk. Sky's the limit. 1.3562 0.04736 146 101 38 7
840 I see the bean counter has finally made it. 1.3562 0.04835 146 102 36 8
841 It’s okay. He signed an NDA for mere beans. 1.3562 0.05026 146 104 32 10
842 Looks like Jack's stalk rose 75% this week. 1.3562 0.04532 146 99 42 5
843 He's the only one who knows beans about investing. 1.3562 0.04318 146 97 46 3
844 Our cloud security has been hijacked! 1.3562 0.05119 146 105 30 11
845 Looks like we can't get away from your stalker. 1.3562 0.05026 146 104 32 10
846 Now, as you can see, the value of our stalks are growing exponentially. 1.3562 0.04835 146 102 36 8
847 Didn't we tell you that cloud computing will be taking off big time in 2021, Jack? 1.3562 0.04931 146 103 34 9
848 Maybe if you actually read the memo you’d know today’s meeting was about stocks and not stalks, Jack 1.3562 0.04835 146 102 36 8
849 Funny, but I was just going to propose selling our livestock commodities and getting into bean futures. 1.3542 0.04459 144 97 43 4
850 Well, what did you think cloud computing looked like? 1.3542 0.04566 144 98 41 5
851 Nice Magic Beanstalk you've got there, boy. But next time try the Corporate Ladder." 1.3542 0.05440 144 107 23 14
852 I smell the blood of an Actuary man. 1.3542 0.04671 144 99 39 6
853 Well Jack, It looks like you’ve found the corporate ladder! 1.3542 0.04671 144 99 39 6
854 Great, another bean counter. 1.3542 0.05070 144 103 31 10
855 It amounts to more than a hill of beans. 1.3542 0.04671 144 99 39 6
856 At this altitude we wear ties young man. 1.3542 0.04875 144 101 35 8
857 Ah, here's Jack now, any questions about exponential growth -he's your man! 1.3542 0.04875 144 101 35 8
858 As you can see, stalks are way up. 1.3542 0.05070 144 103 31 10
859 The giant was furloughed. 1.3542 0.04566 144 98 41 5
860 So this is where the corporate ladder ends up. 1.3542 0.05070 144 103 31 10
861 I didn't expect to find a bunch of beancounters 1.3542 0.04671 144 99 39 6
862 Jack, your insistent stalking must stop! 1.3542 0.05165 144 104 29 11
863 For the last time, Jack, we don't need another bean counter. 1.3542 0.04875 144 101 35 8
864 Stalks are finally looking up! 1.3542 0.05070 144 103 31 10
865 Good, you're here. The company bean counters would like to hear about your account now. 1.3542 0.05258 144 105 27 12
866 Jack, ‘bring your son to work’ day is next week 1.3542 0.04974 144 102 33 9
867 Fee-fi-fo-fum, what venture capital firm are you from? 1.3542 0.04566 144 98 41 5
868 Jack has to work from home while the suits in accounting get to work from the cloud 1.3542 0.04774 144 100 37 7
869 Didn't they tell us migrating to the cloud would be completely secure? 1.3542 0.05165 144 104 29 11
870 You guys don’t know Jack! 1.3542 0.05258 144 105 27 12
871 The sky's the limit for the magic bean market 1.3542 0.04774 144 100 37 7
872 Our cloud service continues to grow, But as you can see, our firewall is lacking in its capacity to prevent invasive hackers 1.3542 0.04875 144 101 35 8
873 I knew corporate was full of a bunch of airheads 1.3542 0.05070 144 103 31 10
874 I told you I had a meeting in the cloud. But no, you had to see for yourself! 1.3542 0.05165 144 104 29 11
875 Jack’s “magic” had been insider trading all along. 1.3542 0.04974 144 102 33 9
876 There has been some restructuring and the Giant has been moved to the fifth floor. 1.3542 0.04671 144 99 39 6
877 It appears our forecast was off. Growth IS sky high. 1.3542 0.05070 144 103 31 10
878 Bean futures are taking a giant step forward. 1.3542 0.04974 144 102 33 9
879 Look to the left to see one of the many potential uses for our most recent genetic engineering success. 1.3542 0.04875 144 101 35 8
880 The giant outsourced, and the gold's been chewed up by fees. You should have kept the cow. 1.3542 0.05350 144 106 25 13
881 Keep going. You're trending. 1.3542 0.04459 144 97 43 4
882 I thought the cloud was supposed to be secure. 1.3542 0.04974 144 102 33 9
883 Your bean counters don’t know Jack. 1.3542 0.04875 144 101 35 8
884 He's still stalking us. 1.3542 0.04671 144 99 39 6
885 The Stalk Market is expected to keep climbing in 2021. 1.3542 0.05070 144 103 31 10
886 Late again, Jack? What's your excuse this time. 1.3542 0.04875 144 101 35 8
887 You're out of luck; the big man left with a golden parachute. 1.3542 0.04875 144 101 35 8
888 As you can see, this stalk keeps going up! 1.3542 0.05165 144 104 29 11
889 Our new analyst expects a giant crash. 1.3542 0.05070 144 103 31 10
890 How far do I have to go guys before I get that raise? 1.3542 0.04974 144 102 33 9
891 Don’t look now, but I think our cloud security is being breached! 1.3542 0.04974 144 102 33 9
892 Now I would like to turn to our Chief Bean Counter for his perspective on this Giant opportunity 1.3542 0.04774 144 100 37 7
893 Jack, great timing. We’re desperately in need of bean counters. 1.3542 0.04875 144 101 35 8
894 How anticlimactic. Just beancounters who don’t know Jack 1.3542 0.05165 144 104 29 11
895 So those are the bean counters they warned me about. 1.3542 0.04671 144 99 39 6
896 From my point of view, all of this just looks like magical thinking. 1.3542 0.05165 144 104 29 11
897 Guess I climbed the wrong stock 1.3542 0.04774 144 100 37 7
898 My wife you say? Tell her i'll be down in a minute 1.3542 0.04671 144 99 39 6
899 It smells like someone is stalking the cloud economy. 1.3542 0.04774 144 100 37 7
900 And as you can see our stalk is way up. 1.3542 0.04875 144 101 35 8
901 I thought the cloud was supposed to keep ‘stalkers’ out. 1.3542 0.04875 144 101 35 8
902 So THIS is how you climb the corporate ladder? 1.3542 0.05070 144 102 31 10
903 As Jack climbed he found the lowest level of heaven, endless meetings but sometimes they brought in snacks. 1.3542 0.04974 144 102 33 9
904 So that’s why they need a golden parachute? 1.3542 0.05165 144 104 29 11
905 We think it may be time to discuss a stalk split. 1.3542 0.04566 144 98 41 5
906 Jack enjoyed stalking the bean counters. 1.3542 0.05070 144 103 31 10
907 As you can see, our recovery projections are a complete fairytale 1.3542 0.05165 144 104 29 11
908 And so Jack found the giants of industry... 1.3537 0.04710 147 102 38 7
909 We're taking over your fairy tale, buddy. It's Jack and the bean counters now. 1.3537 0.04998 147 105 32 10
910 And they said cloud computing would not amount to a hill of beans 1.3521 0.05017 142 101 32 9
911 Clearly the market reflects rising bean stalks. 1.3521 0.05116 142 102 30 10
912 It's another bean counter who lost his job to cloud computing. Don't make eye contact. 1.3521 0.04916 142 100 34 8
913 No, the Golden Goose is next cloud up. 1.3521 0.04814 142 99 36 7
914 and it was then when jack realized, he was at the wrong branch. 1.3521 0.04916 142 100 34 8
915 Jack, believing he is climbing the proverbial corporate “ladder”, discovers he has arrived at his first board meeting underdressed for the occasion. 1.3521 0.04814 142 99 36 7
916 Apparently, team, he doesn't know Jack about cloud meetings. 1.3521 0.04492 142 96 42 4
917 You think you're too big to fail? Wait until you see the guy following me down! 1.3521 0.04814 142 99 36 7
918 You're supposed to climb the corporate LADDER. 1.3521 0.04709 142 98 38 6
919 Our latest crop yields speak for themselves 1.3521 0.04709 142 98 38 6
920 No, it’s a conference cloud. Keep climbing. 1.3521 0.05017 142 101 32 9
921 Jack is working from home today. 1.3521 0.05017 142 101 32 9
922 Now our colleague Jack will explain how magic beans are a viable business plan. 1.3521 0.04916 142 100 34 8
923 What do you know about growing marijuana? 1.3521 0.05017 142 101 32 9
924 The giant is in conference room 3. 1.3521 0.04814 142 99 36 7
925 For obvious reasons, we're feeling bullish about bean futures. 1.3521 0.05212 142 103 28 11
926 And when Jack climbed the bean stalk he discovered a giant stock option to invest in. 1.3521 0.04709 142 98 38 6
927 So, this is where all my data is! 1.3521 0.05116 142 102 30 10
928 The Kingdom is seven clouds up, we're marketing. 1.3521 0.04916 142 100 34 8
929 It's bean STALK, not stock! 1.3521 0.05116 142 102 30 10
930 Fee-fi-fo-fum... I smell the blood of my ex-wife’s son. 1.3521 0.05307 142 104 26 12
931 Magic bean futures are up, but the goose that lays golden eggs is the next cloud up. 1.3521 0.04814 142 99 36 7
932 Ignore the bean counter: stalks are skyrocketing. 1.3521 0.04814 142 99 36 7
933 He's here to slay the corporate giant 1.3521 0.04814 142 99 36 7
934 Beanstalks people, it's a growth industry 1.3521 0.05116 142 102 30 10
935 Fee-Fi-Fo-Fum I think we've found our new Om-Buds-Man 1.3521 0.05017 142 101 32 9
936 Jack's been stalking the market. It keeps going up and up. 1.3521 0.05017 142 101 32 9
937 Oh oh, the beancounter has arrived! 1.3521 0.04379 142 95 44 3
938 What did you expect in the cloud? 1.3521 0.05116 142 102 30 10
939 Be sure to let the top brass know that stalks are up. 1.3521 0.04814 142 99 36 7
940 It’s worse than we thought. The Giant is a Corporation! 1.3521 0.04916 142 100 34 8
941 Sorry lad, the cow for beans thing is not the ROI we were looking for. 1.3521 0.04709 142 98 38 6
942 I gave up a cow for a bunch of consultants? 1.3521 0.04916 142 100 34 8
943 And now Jack will share good news about next year's growth projections. 1.3521 0.04709 142 98 38 6
944 And as far as bean futures "the sky's the limit" 1.3521 0.04916 142 100 34 8
945 I assure you ladies and gentleman, Giant Industries is too big to fall! 1.3521 0.04814 142 99 36 7
946 Our youngest bean counter is on his way up . 1.3521 0.04814 142 99 36 7
947 Jack is the only one who tested negative. 1.3521 0.05492 142 106 22 14
948 I assure you what I actually said was ‘high growth stocks’. 1.3521 0.05116 142 102 30 10
949 No, we're a telecom giant- your guy is two clouds over. 1.3521 0.05017 142 101 32 9
950 Intern orientation is the next stalk over 1.3521 0.05017 142 101 32 9
951 And after Jack climbed the beanstalk, he encountered a Corporate Giant. 1.3521 0.05307 142 104 26 12
952 As this chart shows, there is, we believe, tremendous growth potential in bean stocks. 1.3521 0.04814 142 99 36 7
953 Ohhhh... Giants of INDUSTRY! 1.3521 0.05017 142 101 32 9
954 Want to talk about the climbing stalk prices 1.3521 0.05017 142 101 32 9
955 Wrong fairy tale, kid. The Giant is three clouds up. 1.3514 0.04380 148 100 44 4
956 Heaven's secrets are intended to be held in strict confidence. Which of you spilled the beans? 1.3500 0.04959 140 99 33 8
957 I know Roger’s presentation is boring, but seriously guys, try to pay attention. 1.3500 0.04959 140 99 33 8
958 They say I don't know Jack. This should change their minds. 1.3500 0.04747 140 97 37 6
959 Okay, so who spilled the beans regarding our secret meeting spot? 1.3500 0.05061 140 100 31 9
960 You're never going to believe it. They still think they can completely reopen the economy. 1.3500 0.04637 140 96 39 5
961 It’s stalk, not stock, but the trajectory looks right on. 1.3500 0.04637 140 96 39 5
962 Sorry I'm late. Is this the bean counters meeting? 1.3500 0.04854 140 98 35 7
963 The Story of Jack and the Enchanted Bean Counters 1.3500 0.04637 140 96 39 5
964 We'd love you opinion on bean futures Jack. 1.3500 0.04959 140 99 33 8
965 Ignore him -- he doesn't know jack about beans. 1.3500 0.04854 140 98 35 7
966 We need to make a rule about climbing the corporate ladder during meetings 1.3500 0.04959 140 99 33 8
967 You want the next beanstalk over. We’re the giants of industry. 1.3500 0.04854 140 98 35 7
968 Well, they don't call us giants of the stalk market for nothing. 1.3500 0.05061 140 99 31 9
969 Fees, refi's, and financial fumbles I smell profits in only-cow bumbles Be them alive or be them dead We can leverage magic beans to get ahead 1.3500 0.05162 140 101 29 10
970 Yes, we are the GIANTS of industry 1.3500 0.05061 140 100 31 9
971 How do I get off this thing? 1.3500 0.05162 140 101 29 10
972 No no, scratch that, I think I've just found our new growth stock 1.3500 0.05061 140 100 31 9
973 And that's when poor Jack realized the man lied when he promised Jack the beans were organic and non-GMO. 1.3500 0.04854 140 98 35 7
974 Excellent growth Jack, but that's not quite the stock we're looking to invest in. 1.3500 0.05061 140 100 31 9
975 You’re saying if I invest my mother’s only cow, I can expect that much growth on my return? 1.3500 0.04747 140 97 37 6
976 That boy could spill the beans about the cloud. 1.3500 0.05162 140 101 29 10
977 That guy doesn't know Jack and he's off his bean. But he's a climber. 1.3500 0.04637 140 96 39 5
978 Enough about growth potential, let's get back to bean counting. 1.3500 0.04854 140 98 35 7
979 The graph is nice, but I like this magic bean idea. 1.3500 0.04854 140 98 35 7
980 Fees Fines Folds Funds 1.3500 0.05162 140 101 29 10
981 That’s right Jack, but the magic castle is just one of our many timeshare options. 1.3500 0.05452 140 104 23 13
982 No, you're not lost. After losing his money bags, enchanted hen and golden harp, the Giant converted his castle to a co-working space to pay the bills. 1.3500 0.04854 140 98 35 7
983 I have really got to stop microdosing. 1.3500 0.05162 140 101 29 10
984 As you can see, bean stalk growths have been off the charts. 1.3497 0.04988 143 102 32 9
985 Looks like Jack is taking some liberties with ‘business casual’ again. 1.3478 0.04560 138 94 40 4
986 And that’s when Jack realized he climbed the wrong bean stock and ended up with the Corporate Giants 1.3478 0.04786 138 96 36 6
987 Don't worry- we're too big to fall. 1.3456 0.04937 136 96 33 7
988 Shit! 1.3456 0.05046 136 97 31 8
989 Sorry Jack, we had to let him go. No need for a bone grinder, all we do now is crunch numbers 1.3456 0.05046 136 96 31 8
990 Disgruntled customer discovers “Golden Goose” marketing strategy. 1.3456 0.05046 136 97 31 8
991 We can always use a rising young bean-counter who can work in the cloud. 1.3453 0.04866 139 98 34 7
992 Hello I am your cloud server. Can I get you anything? 1.3453 0.05178 139 101 28 10
993 Jack, we’ve talked about this, dammit. 1.3453 0.04758 139 97 36 6
994 The giant is one cloud up. We're his legal team. 1.3453 0.04866 139 98 34 7
995 We’re Giant Inc. You’ve got the wrong cloud. 1.3433 0.05092 134 96 30 8
996 Projections for golden egg futures are sky high. 1.3433 0.04630 134 92 38 4
997 Magic bean futures are up. 1.3433 0.04867 134 94 34 6
998 This is mergers and acquisitions. Giants are further up the stalk. 1.3433 0.04867 134 94 34 6
999 This is accounting, golden geese are 3 floors up, next to payroll. 1.3433 0.04981 134 95 32 7
1000 When businesses moved everything into the cloud,Jack realised his mother had been right about the beans 1.3433 0.05412 134 99 24 11
1001 I'm sorry Jack but this meeting is about growing our "stock". 1.3433 0.04981 134 95 32 7
1002 I reserved this conference room weeks ago. 1.3433 0.04867 134 94 34 6
1003 Jack meets the corporate giant. 1.3433 0.04867 134 94 34 6
1004 I know he sees us, but let's sit tight and see if he can get himself down. 1.3433 0.04981 134 95 32 7
1005 Hey, everybody. I want you to meet the guy who made it all possible, our chief bean counter, Jack. 1.3433 0.05412 134 99 24 11
1006 Uh hi... Is this the bean counters meeting? 1.3433 0.04981 134 95 32 7
1007 Excuse me, but this is a private Board Meeting in the cloud. 1.3433 0.05092 134 96 30 8
1008 We’re cloud analysts. The tech giants are further up. 1.3433 0.05092 134 96 30 8
1009 when we started this fund Jack only had one bean. 1.3433 0.04750 134 93 36 5
1010 This is all that's at the top, a bunch of bean counters? 1.3433 0.04981 134 95 32 7
1011 Bathroom is on the 8th floor, Jack. 1.3433 0.04981 134 95 32 7
1012 As you can see, our bean stocks are getting higher and higher 1.3433 0.04750 134 93 36 5
1013 Even without Fee, Fi Fo, Fun factored in, stalks are up 35%. 1.3433 0.04750 134 93 36 5
1014 Oh, good Jack is here with the magic beans report. 1.3433 0.05515 134 100 22 12
1015 Sure, we’re not giant, but our valuation is. 1.3433 0.04867 134 94 33 6
1016 Jack — you’ve been let go. Stop stalking your co-workers. 1.3433 0.04867 134 94 34 6
1017 Sorry, we're only industry giants here. 1.3433 0.05201 134 97 28 9
1018 I know I'm not what you envisioned, but I'm God. Who the hell are you? 1.3433 0.05515 134 100 22 12
1019 Robust growth in magic bean futures hinges exclusively on belief factors 1.3433 0.05201 134 97 28 9
1020 I say we focus on the stalk holder. 1.3433 0.04981 134 95 32 7
1021 Hey Jack, according to the latest beans’ talk we’ll be charting nothing but blue sky growth! 1.3433 0.04867 134 94 34 6
1022 Excuse me, you don't have the room until 2:30 1.3433 0.04750 134 93 36 5
1023 As you can see, bean future markets should continue to soar. 1.3433 0.04867 134 94 34 6
1024 No, he's not here. After he formed Giant Corp., the Board forced him out. He took his next egg and left with a Golden Parachute. 1.3433 0.05412 134 99 24 11
1025 When we finally ditched reality we started seeing phenomenal results. 1.3433 0.05308 134 98 26 10
1026 Turns out "golden eggs" and "nest eggs" are two very different things... 1.3433 0.04630 134 92 38 4
1027 The beans still worked, but, somehow, the cloud didn't seem the same. 1.3433 0.04867 134 94 34 6
1028 Giants aren’t what they used to be, kid. 1.3433 0.04867 134 94 34 6
1029 Beancounters, I presume? 1.3431 0.04684 137 95 37 5
1030 Bean stocks are reaching new highs. 1.3429 0.04730 140 98 36 6
1031 And due to our robust utilization of cloud networking, sales have --excuse me, can we help you? 1.3429 0.05147 140 102 28 10
1032 Jack was our top sales guy but he decided to branch out. 1.3429 0.04730 140 98 36 6
1033 We're giants of industry, kid, not bean counters. 1.3429 0.05245 140 103 26 11
1034 I thought we'd have some privacy when we moved to this Cloud technology. 1.3429 0.04620 140 97 38 5
1035 Sorry Jack. This meeting is for bean counters, not beanstalkers. 1.3429 0.04838 140 99 34 7
1036 Yes, but how much of that new growth was organic? 1.3429 0.04943 140 100 32 8
1037 This is reality, kid. There are no castles in the sky. 1.3429 0.05342 140 104 24 12
1038 I don’t care how much you paid for the magic beans, this is still confidential! 1.3429 0.05046 140 101 30 9
1039 So your telling me I bought magic beans to attend a meeting that could have just been an email?!? 1.3429 0.05046 140 101 30 9
1040 Are you here for the golden parachute? 1.3429 0.04508 140 96 40 4
1041 ‘And for the record, apparently he does know Jack.’ 1.3429 0.04620 140 97 38 5
1042 Is the elevator down? 1.3409 0.05139 132 95 29 8
1043 ...and everywhere you look stalks are up. 1.3409 0.04412 132 89 41 2
1044 Sorry, Jack, Cloud Nine is a corporate site. 1.3409 0.04908 132 93 33 6
1045 As you can see, bean stocks are surging this month. 1.3409 0.04789 132 92 35 5
1046 He's cloud sourcing. 1.3409 0.04789 132 92 35 5
1047 People, our bean counters don't know Jack. 1.3409 0.05025 132 94 31 7
1048 We did a leveraged buyout of the giant and the golden egg market is fantastic 1.3409 0.05359 132 97 25 10
1049 Green Giant stock climbs up. 1.3409 0.05025 132 94 31 7
1050 And what does HR give us? Another bean-counter. 1.3409 0.04667 132 91 37 4
1051 These stalks are sky high. 1.3409 0.05025 132 94 31 7
1052 I've invited a consultant on exponential growth to join us today. 1.3409 0.04908 132 93 33 6
1053 Projections show the hen's golden eggs will continue to drive revenue well into the next fiscal year. 1.3409 0.04908 132 93 33 6
1054 Well, this is a coincidence -- we were just talking about you. 1.3409 0.05139 132 95 29 8
1055 Sorry. This pod is closed. 1.3409 0.04667 132 91 37 4
1056 I guess scalability's not an issue. 1.3409 0.04908 132 92 33 6
1057 Next time take the elevator 1.3409 0.05025 132 94 31 7
1058 Don't look now, but the bean counters are auditing us again. 1.3409 0.04908 132 93 33 6
1059 As the sale of magic beans increases so has the number of Englishmen. 1.3409 0.05139 132 95 29 8
1060 Uh-oh, here comes Marketing. 1.3409 0.05025 132 94 31 7
1061 Well, well, I think I see that bright young sprout we've been looking for. 1.3409 0.05025 132 94 31 7
1062 Having evicted the Three Little Pigs and repossessed the Golden Goose,we need to figure out how to corner the market on magic beans. 1.3409 0.04908 132 93 33 6
1063 You know there’s a ladder 1.3409 0.05466 132 98 23 11
1064 Jack traded the cow for a glimpse of the bull. 1.3409 0.05025 132 94 31 7
1065 Ignore him, it’s for a TikTok. He’s our new Head of Social. 1.3409 0.05025 132 94 31 7
1066 This is Amazon. The other Giant is 2 stories up. 1.3407 0.04721 135 94 36 5
1067 As you can see, the magic bean sector is ripe for growth. 1.3407 0.04837 135 95 34 6
1068 This wasn't what I had in mind when I suggested we move our meetings to the cloud. 1.3407 0.05169 135 98 28 9
1069 No, you may not use the men's room. 1.3407 0.05378 135 100 24 11
1070 You plant 'em, we count 'em. 1.3407 0.04603 135 93 38 4
1071 Stalks only go up. 1.3407 0.05169 135 98 28 9
1072 Just remember. We were giants once. We can be giants again." 1.3407 0.04837 135 95 34 6
1073 As this case study shows, selling all our assets for magic beans is such a sound decision we'll be telling children about it for generations. 1.3407 0.04721 135 94 36 5
1074 Not only did Jack practice social distancing, he made sure he could attend the meeting in the cloud. 1.3407 0.05060 135 97 30 8
1075 Forget your Zoom password again Jack? 1.3407 0.05060 135 97 30 8
1076 Jack's stalk in trade proved more prescient than anyone realized 1.3407 0.04837 135 95 34 6
1077 Wrong floor. This is purgatory. 1.3407 0.05169 135 98 28 9
1078 I've asked Jack,our new marketing director for the National Bean Board,to stop by and introduce himself. 1.3407 0.04721 135 94 36 5
1079 As you can see, the upgrade from Cloud 8 was very successful. Customers seem to love Cloud 9! 1.3407 0.04603 135 93 38 4
1080 No one talk to him, unless he has a subpoena. 1.3407 0.04837 135 95 34 6
1081 Okay, who spilled the bean? 1.3407 0.04837 135 95 34 6
1082 ''Yours is not the first fairy tale I've heard today" 1.3385 0.04575 130 89 38 3
1083 I'll have a caramel macchiato with light cream. 1.3385 0.05300 130 95 26 9
1084 This is why we're long on soy futures. 1.3385 0.05520 130 97 22 11
1085 Not merely bean counters– we're MAGIC bean counters. 1.3385 0.05070 130 93 30 7
1086 The moment Jack realized his investment portfolio was only resting on a lot of hot air. 1.3385 0.05070 130 93 30 7
1087 So typical, Jack. Couldn't you just have climbed the corporate ladder like everyone else? 1.3385 0.05070 130 93 30 7
1088 Jack's our principal bean trader and stalkholder. 1.3385 0.04951 130 92 32 6
1089 Jack always wondered what cloud computing was about. 1.3385 0.05186 130 94 28 8
1090 I thought we fired this guy last week for spilling the beans? 1.3385 0.04829 130 91 34 5
1091 This climbing stock could be a real cash cow 1.3385 0.05186 130 94 28 8
1092 We're holding our meetings in the cloud now to be more socially distant. 1.3385 0.04829 130 91 34 5
1093 As you can see, our whole business runs on the cloud. 1.3385 0.05186 130 94 28 8
1094 It's nice to see you, Jack, but there are penalties for trading on this. 1.3385 0.05300 130 95 26 9
1095 Jack proves a conspiracy theory. 1.3385 0.04951 130 92 32 6
1096 His stalk is outperforming ours. 1.3385 0.04951 130 92 32 6
1097 I read Art of the Deal. Just look busy and act like you know what your doing. Eventually he will go away. 1.3385 0.05070 130 93 30 7
1098 Well, we’re corporate giants. Why do you ask? 1.3385 0.04951 130 92 32 6
1099 Here's our bean counter now. 1.3383 0.05217 133 97 27 9
1100 If we trade in another company cow, our profits will get to the next level 1.3383 0.04760 133 93 35 5
1101 What? More bean counters! 1.3383 0.04760 133 93 35 5
1102 I smell the blood of an early-stage investor! 1.3383 0.04878 133 94 33 6
1103 Your pal bailed out after we gave him a golden parachute. 1.3383 0.04993 133 95 31 7
1104 How the stalk market works. 1.3383 0.04760 133 93 35 5
1105 and as you can see, bean futures have been steadily rising 1.3383 0.04993 133 95 31 7
1106 Jack, stop telling us that you’re surprised financial advisors make it to heaven. 1.3383 0.04878 133 94 33 6
1107 Thank you Jack. As you can see, moving to the cloud offers far more efficiencies 1.3383 0.04993 133 95 31 7
1108 Ignore the stalker. 1.3383 0.05106 133 96 29 8
1109 hey guys, where's my New Yorker tote bag? 1.3383 0.05106 133 95 29 8
1110 Tough break,kid! The price of cows just skyrocketed. 1.3383 0.05534 133 100 21 12
1111 Beans are what got us up here in the first place. 1.3383 0.04639 133 92 37 4
1112 looks like stocks are climbing 1.3383 0.05106 133 96 29 8
1113 Just act normal. 1.3383 0.04993 133 95 31 7
1114 That would be the HR Department, one level up. 1.3383 0.04993 133 95 31 7
1115 Can we float something by you? 1.3383 0.04878 133 94 33 6
1116 You must be looking for the giant. He’s two clouds up. 1.3383 0.05217 133 97 27 9
1117 We get that a lot, this is Giant Co, the actual giant is about 3 floors up 1.3383 0.04878 133 94 33 6
1118 And here's Jack to talk about how the cloud enables rapid growth. 1.3383 0.04514 133 91 39 3
1119 You're late again, Jack, so you're fee-fi-fo-fired! 1.3382 0.04693 136 95 36 5
1120 Sorry, I actually have this room booked. 1.3382 0.05445 136 102 22 12
1121 No, we're not trying to hide from the giant. It's called working remotely. 1.3382 0.04808 136 96 34 6
1122 Why so surprised? All our data is stored in the cloud. 1.3382 0.04693 136 95 36 5
1123 Is that your opinion,Jack? Or are we just hearing the beanstalk? 1.3382 0.04920 136 97 32 7
1124 I guess I sold my cow for the wrong kind of stock. 1.3382 0.04455 136 93 40 3
1125 Impressive, young man, but it’s not the corporate ladder. 1.3359 0.04870 128 90 33 5
1126 That's just Jack, he was the original bean counter. 1.3359 0.05235 128 93 27 8
1127 Hi my name is Jack and Covid has taken over the world so can you please direct me to Trumps alternate Universe. 1.3359 0.05465 128 95 23 10
1128 Your stock is climbing. 1.3359 0.04870 128 90 33 5
1129 Elizabeth Warren is right behind me. 1.3359 0.05577 128 96 21 11
1130 I thought "the cloud" was just a metaphor. 1.3359 0.05235 128 93 27 8
1131 As you can see, magic bean futures have shown steady growth. 1.3359 0.05116 128 92 29 7
1132 So much for the security of “the Cloud”. 1.3359 0.04995 128 91 31 6
1133 Is that...Frank’s kid? 1.3359 0.05351 128 94 25 9
1134 The bean stocks seem to be going up. 1.3359 0.04995 128 91 31 6
1135 We're titans, not giants. Wrong beanstalk? 1.3359 0.05116 128 92 29 7
1136 It is all imaginary growth! However, we do have a fall guy. 1.3359 0.04995 128 91 31 6
1137 I'm sorry, but this blue sky meeting is for employees only. 1.3359 0.05116 128 92 29 7
1138 As you can see, magic beans are up in early trading. 1.3359 0.05235 128 93 27 8
1139 It's all thanks to our new cash cow. 1.3359 0.05465 128 95 23 10
1140 And what, may I ask, do you know about exponential growth? 1.3359 0.05351 128 94 25 9
1141 As you can see, the price of golden eggs continues to climb. 1.3359 0.04870 128 90 33 5
1142 At the top of the beanstalk, Jack found the fabled quarterly planning meeting. 1.3359 0.04742 128 89 35 4
1143 If they're having meetings in heaven, I sure don't wanna go there. 1.3359 0.05235 128 93 27 8
1144 Just what I was saying earlier. Magic beans are going through the roof 1.3359 0.04870 128 90 33 5
1145 Call security. Someone spilled the beans. 1.3359 0.05116 128 92 29 7
1146 Call security. Someone's trying to steal our golden goose. 1.3359 0.05116 128 92 29 7
1147 All I know is that the IT department assured me that working in the cloud was completely private and secure. 1.3359 0.04870 128 90 33 5
1148 There are less physically demanding ways to climb the corporate ladder. 1.3359 0.05116 128 92 29 7
1149 No, it’s true, Herb in accounting says he started with just a handful of magic beans. 1.3359 0.04742 128 89 35 4
1150 You could’ve also joined the meeting online you know? 1.3359 0.04870 128 89 32 5
1151 It turns out that 'Giant' corporations are not what Jack thought they were. 1.3359 0.05235 128 93 27 8
1152 If I knew this is what I’d find, I’d have kept the cow. 1.3359 0.05484 131 98 22 11
1153 This outdoor social distancing is getting to be a bit much. 1.3359 0.04920 131 93 32 6
1154 Jack is checking on his investment in bean stock. 1.3359 0.05590 131 99 20 12
1155 I thought you said this venue was secure. 1.3359 0.05266 131 96 26 9
1156 "If you're interested in CLOUD STORAGE, we accept Visa and Mastercard." 1.3359 0.05038 131 94 30 7
1157 To think that these sales numbers could ever decline, would just be a grim fairytale. 1.3359 0.04920 131 93 32 6
1158 Jack, wouldn't it be easier just to subscribe to Bloomberg? 1.3359 0.05153 131 95 28 8
1159 Jack realized his next challenge would be breaking through the glass ceiling. 1.3359 0.04548 131 90 38 3
1160 Let's wrap it up there Folks, our guest speaker is here. 1.3359 0.04548 131 90 38 3
1161 So much for the cloud as a more secure way of doing business. 1.3359 0.05266 131 96 26 9
1162 Yes Jack, we're a Giant Corporation now, and we always use the Cloud. 1.3359 0.04920 131 93 32 6
1163 We’re a giant corporation. The corporation of giants is the next cloud up. 1.3359 0.04920 131 93 32 6
1164 They stuck us here because we aren’t allowed into regular heaven. 1.3359 0.04675 131 91 36 4
1165 Actually Jack, we moved the whole company to the cloud. 1.3359 0.04799 131 92 34 5
1166 Jack climbs the corporate beanstalk 1.3359 0.05153 131 95 28 8
1167 WOW. Some people take social distancing to a whole new height. 1.3359 0.05153 131 95 28 8
1168 Looks like somebody discovered the Cloud location. 1.3359 0.05153 131 95 28 8
1169 And that’s how Jack learned he couldn’t escape bureaucracy. 1.3359 0.04675 131 91 36 4
1170 Stockholders meeting stalkholder 1.3359 0.05153 131 95 28 8
1171 «Only one type of fiction in each executive meeting, please.» 1.3359 0.04799 131 92 34 5
1172 Who didn’t forward the code to get into the cloud? 1.3359 0.04920 131 93 32 6
1173 Don’t mind that guy, he’s bean stalking us for a while now 1.3359 0.04675 131 91 36 4
1174 One lucky trade doesn't make you a broker. Keep climbing. 1.3333 0.04963 129 92 31 6
1175 That's Jack, the new commodities trader I was telling you about. 1.3333 0.04839 129 91 33 5
1176 Clearly, our bean investment has produced far more jacks then we had anticipated. 1.3333 0.05521 126 94 22 10
1177 There goes another glass ceiling. 1.3333 0.04963 129 92 31 6
1178 Who invited the bean counter? 1.3333 0.05083 129 93 29 7
1179 Despite Goya boycotts, bean stocks are up. Way up! 1.3333 0.04963 129 92 31 6
1180 Yes I’m looking for the corporate giant. 1.3333 0.05316 129 95 25 9
1181 Just Jack checking on his bean stock again. 1.3333 0.04912 126 89 32 5
1182 They'll chart the projected growth of anything 1.3333 0.04963 129 92 31 6
1183 Hi Jack, welcome to cloud computing 101. 1.3333 0.04912 126 89 32 5
1184 I said it was a giant corporate meeting in the cloud 1.3333 0.04507 126 86 38 2
1185 It seems cloud computing is no match for cyber stalkers. 1.3333 0.05201 129 94 27 8
1186 You're a little early, we've still got it for another 5 minutes. 1.3333 0.04963 129 92 31 6
1187 Sadly our growth is slower than Jack climbing the...oh 1.3333 0.05201 129 94 27 8
1188 The bean counters had some questions concerning Jack's irrationally exuberant projections. 1.3333 0.04781 126 88 34 4
1189 Growth at the new branch is spectacular, but I still think we’re taking a giant risk. 1.3333 0.05316 129 95 25 9
1190 Sorry, but the giant was downsized a few months ago. 1.3333 0.04781 126 88 34 4
1191 I guess he meant bean stock 1.3333 0.04712 129 90 35 4
1192 It's board meetings all the way down, Jack. 1.3333 0.04963 129 92 31 6
1193 Our bean counter has finally arrived. 1.3333 0.04582 129 89 37 3
1194 Ahhh...So this is "The Cloud"!!! 1.3333 0.05316 129 95 25 9
1195 We bought out the giant and moved the golden egg laying goose to the Caymans. 1.3333 0.05083 129 93 29 7
1196 That reminds me - how do we get Jack off the bean stock? 1.3333 0.04963 129 92 31 6
1197 I'd sell short 1.3333 0.04781 126 88 34 4
1198 We were actually talking about cloud storage being on the rise,not cloud stalkage 1.3333 0.04963 129 92 31 6
1199 Oh crap, wrong beanstalk! 1.3333 0.05083 129 93 29 7
1200 We're isolating. 1.3333 0.04582 129 89 37 3
1201 Beans are up! 1.3333 0.05404 126 93 24 9
1202 We're corporate giant slayers, Jack. We can't indulge in magical thinking. 1.3333 0.05040 126 90 30 6
1203 Jack became bewildered when his climb interrupted the bean counters in the cloud. 1.3333 0.05316 129 95 25 9
1204 This graph proves that our product isn't worth a hill of beans! 1.3333 0.04712 129 90 35 4
1205 Golden parachutes, yes, eggs, not so much. 1.3333 0.05083 129 93 29 7
1206 As you can see, doing business in the cloud does have some drawbacks. 1.3333 0.04448 129 88 39 2
1207 We wish we'd sold our cows for magic beans too. 1.3333 0.04963 129 92 31 6
1208 Hire him—he knows his bean stocks. 1.3333 0.04839 129 91 33 5
1209 Give him the axe. 1.3333 0.05316 129 95 25 9
1210 Pay no attention, boy. We are but corporate giants. 1.3333 0.05083 129 93 29 7
1211 No, no, don't look at him. It will just encourage him. 1.3333 0.04839 129 91 33 5
1212 Here's what your cow would be worth today if you hadn't opted for the beans. 1.3333 0.05316 129 95 25 9
1213 Since he's come on board, bean sales have gone sky-high. 1.3333 0.04963 129 92 31 6
1214 Facts are great, but we’ve tried facts. Isn’t it time to give fiction a chance? 1.3333 0.04963 129 92 31 6
1215 Now there's an example of a cash cow. 1.3333 0.04781 126 88 34 4
1216 Members of the board, we are facing a hostile takeover. 1.3333 0.05316 129 95 25 9
1217 The Giant lost his cloud in the foreclosure. 1.3333 0.04712 129 90 35 4
1218 What’s the word on the street, Jack? 1.3333 0.05083 129 93 29 7
1219 What’s with the new guy? 1.3333 0.05120 132 96 28 8
1220 Don’t worry jack we all had to sell someone out to get here 1.3333 0.04712 129 90 35 4
1221 Ultimately, we’ve seen unprecedented growth during these unprecedented times. 1.3333 0.05316 129 95 25 9
1222 No, this is accounting. Human Resources is on cumulonimbus. 1.3333 0.05201 129 94 27 8
1223 The trend clearly indicates fee-fi-fo-fum." 1.3308 0.04809 130 92 33 5
1224 Jack and the bean stocks 1.3308 0.05281 130 96 25 9
1225 Our guest speaker, Jack, is here to discuss the rising price of gold. 1.3308 0.04931 130 93 31 6
1226 Welcome to our stalk market presentation 1.3308 0.04931 130 93 31 6
1227 I have a feeling gold is about to drop. 1.3308 0.04683 130 91 35 4
1228 We are giants of industry. And we called security, Jack. 1.3308 0.04809 130 92 33 5
1229 I didn't know the giant had professional bean counters. 1.3308 0.04931 130 93 31 6
1230 The anticipated profit is pure fantasy. 1.3308 0.05167 130 95 27 8
1231 We're subletting while he's on vacation but he left a message: "Fee-fi-fo-fum!" 1.3308 0.04931 130 93 31 6
1232 We should never have given him bean-stock options. 1.3308 0.05051 130 94 29 7
1233 He is just auditing 1.3308 0.05167 130 95 27 8
1234 Want to join the latest cloud based platform? 1.3308 0.05051 130 94 29 7
1235 Keep going, kid. You have only reached middle management. 1.3308 0.04683 130 91 35 4
1236 Jack discovers that he wasn't the only one who bought magic beans. 1.3308 0.05051 130 94 29 7
1237 Jack, this growth can't last forever you know... 1.3308 0.04809 130 92 33 5
1238 As you can see by the chart, bean stalks are going up. If you don’t believe me just look over your shoulder. 1.3308 0.05167 130 95 27 8
1239 tell me more about the stalk market 1.3308 0.05393 130 97 23 10
1240 I think Steve Kornacki would be way better at explaining this. 1.3307 0.05007 127 91 30 6
1241 If you're looking for the big guy, you'll have to take the beanstalk all the way to the C-Suite. 1.3307 0.04880 127 90 32 5
1242 They told me working in the cloud would be secure 1.3307 0.05130 127 92 28 7
1243 So much for cloud security. Summon the giant! 1.3307 0.05007 127 91 30 6
1244 So these are the bean counters. 1.3307 0.04750 127 89 34 4
1245 ...and the magic bean division is showing record profits this quarter... 1.3307 0.05007 127 91 30 6
1246 If we keep selling him the eggs at an inflated price, we should be... He’s right behind me, isn’t he? 1.3307 0.04880 127 90 32 5
1247 And now Jack will report on a breakthrough in our GMO beanstalk research. 1.3307 0.05250 127 93 26 8
1248 Don't mind us, we're the bean counters. 1.3307 0.05368 127 94 24 9
1249 Bean futures are looking good 1.3307 0.05007 127 91 30 6
1250 Sorry, this is "Bean Counting, the Cloud and You." I think "You, Too, Can be a Giant Killer" is just up the stalk. 1.3307 0.04750 127 89 34 4
1251 Who let the beans out? 1.3307 0.05007 127 91 30 6
1252 Well, now we know, Bill. Your growth predictions are a fairy tale. 1.3307 0.04750 127 89 34 4
1253 No, young man, we are discussing growth in bean stocks, not bean stalks. 1.3307 0.04880 127 90 32 5
1254 He keeps mumbling about some giant jacking up bean futures. 1.3307 0.05007 127 91 30 6
1255 The WiFi password is 'beanstocks'. 1.3307 0.05130 127 92 28 7
1256 Excuse me. Are those my beans y'all are counting? 1.3307 0.04880 127 90 32 5
1257 Huh, all this time I thought "cloud computing" was a metaphor. 1.3307 0.05130 127 92 28 7
1258 Congratulations everyone. Bean stocks have shot up in Q4. 1.3307 0.04617 127 88 36 3
1259 We are not investing in beans! Now go away! 1.3307 0.05007 127 90 30 5
1260 You mind your corporate ladder, and I'll mind mine. 1.3307 0.05007 127 91 30 6
1261 Beans are up this year. 1.3307 0.05007 127 91 30 6
1262 Let me introduce you to our new star investment analyst Jack. When he started out he didn’t have a bean to his name. 1.3307 0.05007 127 91 30 6
1263 Here's another bean counter. 1.3307 0.05007 127 91 30 6
1264 Ignore him. We don’t need a bean-counting climber in our little slice of corporate heaven. 1.3307 0.04480 127 87 38 2
1265 The giant? He moved to Austin six months ago." 1.3307 0.04880 127 90 32 5
1266 Members of the Board, now we know Jack. 1.3307 0.05007 127 91 30 6
1267 His stalk just went up. 1.3307 0.04617 127 88 36 3
1268 I heard it through the grapevine 1.3307 0.04750 127 89 34 4
1269 The magic's gone kid. 1.3307 0.05368 127 94 24 9
1270 I wasn’t expecting corporate giants 1.3307 0.04880 127 90 32 5
1271 You said today’s meeting was about the stalk market, right? 1.3307 0.04880 127 90 32 5
1272 The numbers predict we will hit the hipster market in about...well, right now actually. 1.3307 0.05130 127 92 28 7
1273 Now THAT’S the kind of rapid growth we’re looking for, gang. 1.3307 0.04880 127 90 32 5
1274 Third quarter projections suggest stalks will continue to rise through the new year 1.3307 0.04750 127 89 34 4
1275 Great - another meeting that could've been a fairy tale. 1.3307 0.05130 127 92 28 7
1276 Jenkins, it was my understanding once we moved everything to the cloud we’d be secure. 1.3307 0.04617 127 88 36 3
1277 Let me introduce you to our newest board member, for those of you who don't know Jack. 1.3306 0.05337 124 91 25 8
1278 We should advise him that he can assess his rewards via the app? 1.3306 0.05458 124 92 23 9
1279 A profit rises in our mist. 1.3306 0.04821 124 87 33 4
1280 Jack discovers that the i-cloud is just another bloomin' committee 1.3306 0.05337 124 91 25 8
1281 And keep in mind - past growth is not a guarantee of future growth. 1.3306 0.05458 124 92 23 9
1282 Ah, I see our chief bean counter has arrived. 1.3306 0.04955 124 88 31 5
1283 As you can see, our beanstalk investment is soaring 1.3306 0.05213 124 90 27 7
1284 What the... Call security. The big guy. 1.3306 0.04821 124 87 33 4
1285 These meetings in the cloud are not secure. I think we are bean watched. 1.3306 0.05085 124 89 29 6
1286 Jack could not escape the lure of the corporate giant. 1.3306 0.04821 124 87 33 4
1287 We can either go public, or – and hear me out on this – sell the company for some magic beans. 1.3306 0.04821 124 87 33 4
1288 Stalk holders meeting 1.3306 0.04955 124 88 31 5
1289 The profits this quarter for Golden Goose Inc. have been giant. 1.3306 0.04821 124 87 33 4
1290 Everyone, meet Jack. He’s our new stock specialist. 1.3282 0.05018 131 95 29 7
1291 And speaking of horrendous deal makers... 1.3282 0.05134 131 96 27 8
1292 Hard to remember what you've saved in the cloud. 1.3282 0.05018 131 95 29 7
1293 Well, this is a giant disappointment. 1.3282 0.05247 131 97 25 9
1294 In this telling, Jack finds himself in the conference room of an unfriendly giant corporation. 1.3282 0.04654 131 92 35 4
1295 Now that's a bean counter. 1.3282 0.04900 131 94 31 6
1296 Jack's high opinion of magical beans was suddenly dashed 1.3281 0.05558 128 97 20 11
1297 As you can see, bean stocks are up. 1.3281 0.04720 128 90 34 4
1298 Once upon a time, Jack invented cloud data storage. 1.3281 0.04974 128 92 30 6
1299 Have you heard the tale of Jack and the L.L.Bean stock? It has its highs and it has its lows. 1.3281 0.05096 128 93 28 7
1300 Gosh...It is lonely at the top! 1.3281 0.04849 128 91 32 5
1301 As expected your stalk is up again Jack. 1.3281 0.04974 128 92 30 6
1302 What do you mean the giant has been downsized? 1.3281 0.05216 128 94 26 8
1303 Who called for a bean counter? 1.3281 0.05096 128 93 28 7
1304 Jack's first glimpse of industry Giants 1.3281 0.05096 128 93 28 7
1305 Enough about seed funding, let's talk golden eggs. 1.3281 0.04849 128 91 32 5
1306 Y’all don’t know Jack about upward trends. 1.3281 0.04452 128 88 38 2
1307 And thus, the boy began the legend of “Jack and the Beancounters.” 1.3281 0.05096 128 93 28 7
1308 Did our cloud-based meeting just get “Hi, Jack”-ed? 1.3281 0.04588 128 89 36 3
1309 We no longer use the cloud just for storage. 1.3279 0.05132 122 88 28 6
1310 And Jenkins wants his with the dressing on the side... 1.3279 0.05390 122 90 24 8
1311 I believe your fairy tale is two clouds over. Unless you brought magic doughnuts. 1.3279 0.04999 122 87 30 5
1312 Well, you're not wearing a mask, either. 1.3279 0.05514 122 91 22 9
1313 Leave it to Marketing to make a grand entrance. 1.3279 0.05132 122 88 28 6
1314 As you can see, bean futures are rising. 1.3279 0.04999 122 87 30 5
1315 Someone quick, upgrade the cloud security. 1.3279 0.04861 122 86 32 4
1316 Jack! We’d like your opinion. Does this market keep going up forever? 1.3279 0.04574 122 84 36 2
1317 We've been hacked! 1.3279 0.05263 122 89 26 7
1318 Who invited the tree hugger? 1.3279 0.05514 122 91 22 9
1319 As I see it, he doesn't know Jack. 1.3279 0.04861 122 86 32 4
1320 Looks like bean futures are way up. 1.3279 0.05263 122 89 26 7
1321 We have this cloud booked until noon 1.3279 0.04861 122 86 32 4
1322 Cloud financing is one of our strongest divisions, as Jack from the seed-capital branch will now explain 1.3279 0.04861 122 85 32 4
1323 Oh, here he comes. This is Jack, everyone...our bean counter. 1.3279 0.04999 122 87 30 5
1324 Sorry mate, we don't have a bathroom here." 1.3279 0.05263 122 89 26 7
1325 Oh,sorry. I was looking for Facebook. 1.3279 0.05263 122 89 26 7
1326 I thought you said a cloud meeting was gonna be private. 1.3279 0.05263 122 89 26 7
1327 No Jack, we don’t invest in Golden Eggs anymore. Now, it’s only Bitcoin. 1.3279 0.04861 122 86 32 4
1328 It was at this moment that Jack realized he thought about work too much. 1.3279 0.05390 122 90 24 8
1329 Really guys, it’s just a fairy tale. 1.3279 0.04574 122 84 36 2
1330 The boss is one floor up. But be warned: he’s an ogre. 1.3279 0.04861 122 86 32 4
1331 Everyone’s trying to break into the cloud.” 1.3279 0.05132 122 88 28 6
1332 And this trend line is the goose that laid the golden egg. 1.3279 0.04720 122 85 34 3
1333 Please welcome our guest speaker to talk about growth. 1.3279 0.04574 122 84 36 2
1334 Hurry up with those trickle down economics! 1.3279 0.05263 122 89 26 7
1335 This meeting could have been an email. 1.3279 0.05263 122 89 26 7
1336 Stalks are about to crash. 1.3258 0.04368 132 91 39 2
1337 No, young man, cryptocurrency isn’t a fairy tale, and GoldenGoose is a perfectly safe investment. Would you like a prospectus? 1.3256 0.05629 129 99 18 12
1338 Jack climbed all the way up here, so maybe we should listen to what he has to say. 1.3256 0.04690 129 91 34 4
1339 As you can see, our strong optimism about bean futures was entirely justified. 1.3256 0.04818 129 92 32 5
1340 Jack, the corporate bean-stalker. 1.3256 0.04559 129 90 36 3
1341 Looks like my magic beans were a good growth investment! 1.3256 0.04942 129 93 30 6
1342 Who called in the bean counters? 1.3254 0.04623 126 88 35 3
1343 Jack found the board meetings more and more difficult to get to during the quarantine. 1.3254 0.05501 126 95 21 10
1344 He's long gone--got him in a hostile takeover. 1.3254 0.04758 126 89 33 4
1345 Ignore him, he’s just a bean counter. 1.3254 0.04758 126 89 33 4
1346 That's not the corporate ladder. 1.3254 0.04758 126 89 33 4
1347 I can't explain it, but bean stocks are sky high. 1.3252 0.05227 123 90 26 7
1348 Sorry I'm late, I didn't think this is what you meant when you said the meeting was on the cloud. 1.3252 0.05227 123 90 26 7
1349 While I admire your originality, we’re more into conformity. 1.3250 0.05444 120 89 23 8
1350 Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell the blood of a lowly intern. 1.3250 0.05696 120 91 19 10
1351 Yes, we are the bean counters. Why? 1.3250 0.05044 120 86 29 5
1352 Sorry kid, this meeting is just for the bean counters. 1.3250 0.04758 120 84 33 3
1353 How many beans does he have? 1.3250 0.04608 120 83 35 2
1354 I smell the blood of our target demographic. 1.3250 0.05314 120 88 25 7
1355 The fact is our responsibility is to our shareholders, so what happens to Jack after we grind his bones to make our bread is not our concern. 1.3250 0.04903 120 85 31 4
1356 Ladies and gentlemen, this is Jack who heads up our Golden Goose Egg department which is responsible for these positive figures. 1.3250 0.05314 120 88 25 7
1357 Oh boy, here come the bean counters. 1.3250 0.04903 120 85 31 4
1358 Wrong cloud Junior. 1.3250 0.05181 120 87 27 6
1359 Given this new information, I vote we go long on magic bean stocks. 1.3250 0.04903 120 85 31 4
1360 That. That's the kind of growth we need this year. 1.3250 0.04903 120 85 31 4
1361 So there IS a purgatory. 1.3250 0.05044 120 86 29 5
1362 Get I.T. We have a security issue with the cloud. 1.3250 0.05181 120 87 27 6
1363 All puns aside, our bean stocks are actually quite low. 1.3250 0.05444 120 89 23 8
1364 Bean counters? Whatever gave you that idea? 1.3250 0.04903 120 85 31 4
1365 Who else believes the stalk market will continue rising? 1.3250 0.05181 120 87 27 6
1366 That's stalking--you'll have to go through HR like everyone else. 1.3250 0.04758 120 84 33 3
1367 Jack, I told you last week that all beanstalk data is kept in the cloud. 1.3250 0.05044 120 86 29 5
1368 As demonstrated by Jack, our stalks are sky high this quarter. 1.3250 0.05571 120 90 21 9
1369 As you can see, the stalk market is at an all-time high. 1.3250 0.05044 120 86 29 5
1370 As gold prices continue to climb we should see an uptick in sneaky farm boys who have made bad cattle futures decisions. 1.3250 0.05044 120 86 29 5
1371 As you can see, the American economy has never been stronger. The stock market is through the roof and magic beans are working great for small business owners. 1.3231 0.05030 130 95 28 7
1372 Let's ask Jack what he thinks of our new hybrid beans. 1.3231 0.04787 130 93 32 5
1373 The genetically-modified beans seem to be doing well. 1.3228 0.04593 127 89 35 3
1374 And just as the chart shows, this is the moment before the big drop 1.3228 0.04593 127 89 35 3
1375 Are you a shareholder? 1.3228 0.04858 127 91 31 5
1376 Guys let's take a break, lunch is here. 1.3228 0.05230 127 94 25 8
1377 Jack suddenly realized there was no such thing as a golden goose, only a Ponzi scam at the top of the beanstalk. 1.3228 0.05230 127 94 25 8
1378 Oh, great--another bean-counter. 1.3228 0.04985 127 92 29 6
1379 A giant I can handle but not a committee. 1.3228 0.04985 127 92 29 6
1380 As Jack climbed even higher he spotted the corporate giants 1.3228 0.05230 127 94 25 8
1381 Oh great, even the giant has a PR team now. 1.3228 0.04985 127 92 29 6
1382 Jack, I asked for bean stock projections not a beanstalk projection. 1.3226 0.05063 124 90 28 6
1383 Jack and the Beancounters. 1.3223 0.04869 121 86 31 4
1384 I hate to be a Gloomy Gus, but it all seems rather pie in the sky thinking, given our growing cloud security problems." 1.3223 0.05009 121 87 29 5
1385 SECURITY! 1.3223 0.05277 121 89 25 7
1386 Above the fray... more fray... 1.3223 0.04869 121 86 31 4
1387 We could use another bean counter. 1.3223 0.05406 121 90 23 8
1388 Stalks are rising, prophets are up. 1.3223 0.05009 121 87 29 5
1389 No, we are not bean counters. 1.3223 0.05009 121 87 29 5
1390 Meet the competition... 1.3223 0.05009 121 87 29 5
1391 For the last time, Jack, quit stalking us! 1.3223 0.05145 121 88 27 6
1392 We don't own these beans, the stalk-holders do! 1.3223 0.05009 121 87 29 5
1393 Sorry I must have got on the wrong vine.No masks so I assume you have already got the vaccine or your dead. 1.3223 0.05532 121 91 21 9
1394 Welcome to The Cloud. 1.3223 0.05406 121 90 23 8
1395 Wow, so this is what they mean by giant corporations”. 1.3223 0.05406 121 90 23 8
1396 Yes, working in the cloud today, you? 1.3223 0.05009 121 87 29 5
1397 As you can see, our stalks are way up. 1.3223 0.05532 121 91 21 9
1398 I thought this was a private cloud. 1.3223 0.05145 121 88 27 6
1399 I'm guessing you're the new intern? 1.3223 0.05145 121 88 27 6
1400 It appears that bean futures ARE climbing. 1.3220 0.04945 118 84 30 4
1401 I'm seeing it too Johnson, these stalks are incredible. 1.3220 0.04945 118 84 30 4
1402 So, that's what's in the cloud! 1.3220 0.04797 118 83 32 3
1403 The data encryption service came with an axe, right? 1.3220 0.05367 118 87 24 7
1404 Our start-up was just a seedling, too, and look where we are now. 1.3220 0.04643 118 82 34 2
1405 We'll give you a sign before it all comes crashing down. 1.3220 0.04797 118 83 32 3
1406 Whoever brought in Jack from ‘Jack and the Beanstalk’ for this meeting instead of Jack from ‘Jack Sprat’ is going to get Jack from ‘Jack Squat’ for their annual bonus.” 1.3220 0.05090 118 85 28 5
1407 Did I tell you that I'm vegan now? 1.3220 0.05367 118 87 24 7
1408 And so, like fairy tales, our profits only rise for those who truly believe 1.3220 0.05090 118 85 28 5
1409 Look who finally decided to show up! 1.3200 0.05029 125 91 28 6
1410 It’s amazing the heights people go to get inside information. 1.3197 0.04694 122 86 33 3
1411 Unexpected growth indeed. 1.3197 0.04548 122 85 35 2
1412 We ate the goose and opted for golden parachutes instead. 1.3197 0.05240 122 90 25 7
1413 Excuse me, I'm looking for the pre-Covid version of this fairy tale? 1.3197 0.04837 122 87 31 4
1414 Keep going: bean counting only got us this far. 1.3197 0.04975 122 88 29 5
1415 As you can see, bean stock has only gone up. 1.3197 0.05109 122 89 27 6
1416 No matter what the honcho says, if we want to round the curve I'm afraid we'll have to skip the bones of the Englishman. 1.3193 0.05193 119 87 26 6
1417 CEO is two clouds up. 1.3193 0.04612 119 83 34 2
1418 Golden goose” is just an expression, kid 1.3193 0.04764 119 84 32 3
1419 And we see great growth in our genetically modified crop division 1.3193 0.05054 119 86 28 5
1420 I don't care a hill of beans what your excuse is, Jack. You're late! 1.3193 0.05193 119 87 26 6
1421 See, I told you our cloud software wasn't safe from spies! 1.3193 0.05328 119 88 24 7
1422 It appears that young man has stalk in our company. 1.3193 0.05054 119 86 28 5
1423 Stalk prices are on the rise 1.3193 0.04764 119 84 32 3
1424 Gentleman, I would say this is definitive proof that our magic beans product has met our projected the sales quota.. 1.3193 0.05193 119 87 26 6
1425 I invited young Jack here for a different perspective on asset acquisition and organic growth. 1.3193 0.05328 119 88 24 7
1426 How about climbing the corporate ladder just like everyone else. 1.3193 0.04911 119 85 30 4
1427 As you can see, this is a growth stalk. 1.3193 0.05460 119 89 22 8
1428 So these are the giants mum warned about 1.3193 0.05054 119 86 28 5
1429 Yes, Jack, the bean-counters have moved to the cloud! 1.3190 0.04989 116 83 29 4
1430 We consider ourselves corporate giants... 1.3190 0.04989 116 83 29 4
1431 Well, the first guy from the focus group has arrived. 1.3190 0.05421 116 86 23 7
1432 I knew it! Magic bean counters. 1.3190 0.05421 116 86 23 7
1433 Sorry to interrupt, I was just trying to access the cloud 1.3190 0.04989 116 83 29 4
1434 You are being nostalgic, clouds are much safer now. 1.3190 0.05421 116 86 23 7
1435 Our former assistant is giving new meaning to the concept of stalking. 1.3190 0.05281 116 85 25 6
1436 As you can see, we also offer stalk options. 1.3190 0.05137 116 84 27 5
1437 He's part of our new Board diversity initiative. 1.3190 0.04989 116 83 29 4
1438 Team, I'd like to introduce our new VP of Stalk Performance. 1.3190 0.04678 116 81 33 2
1439 Damn! I thought that we were safe up here. 1.3190 0.04989 116 83 29 4
1440 according to this graph Jack should arrive any minute now 1.3190 0.04989 116 83 29 4
1441 So as you can see, Giant Corp.'s need for the blood of Englishmen continues to rise. 1.3190 0.05557 116 87 21 8
1442 Jack discovers MagicBeanCo is the new giant in town. 1.3190 0.05557 116 87 21 8
1443 Now I'd like to get a report from our bean counter. 1.3190 0.04989 116 83 29 4
1444 And that's how I discovered the on-site Google Cloud office. It looks like what you'd imagine. 1.3190 0.05137 116 84 27 5
1445 Don't mind him,he's just a nosy stockholder. 1.3190 0.05137 116 84 27 5
1446 I thought all the magic beans had been tracked down." 1.3190 0.05691 116 88 19 9
1447 Dude, I came up this high just to see Hell? 1.3190 0.05691 116 88 19 9
1448 Don’t mind the agrarian, he’s a cloud redistribution advocate. 1.3190 0.04989 116 83 29 4
1449 We were told to conduct our business in the cloud. 1.3190 0.04989 116 83 29 4
1450 Sorry Jack, there's nobody else here but us bean counters... 1.3190 0.04989 116 83 29 4
1451 Our security budget should be going down, not up. I mean, who in the world is going to get up here, let alone past the giant? 1.3190 0.04836 116 82 31 3
1452 The giant’s on the next cloud. 1.3190 0.04989 116 83 29 4
1453 Congratulations Jack! The bean market soars! 1.3190 0.04989 116 82 29 4
1454 Congratulations, Jack. You've finally reached the icloud! 1.3190 0.05137 116 84 27 5
1455 Unless we get this vaccine distributed there's going to be a lot more of them up here. 1.3190 0.05137 116 84 27 5
1456 Jack kept all his data in the cloud 1.3190 0.05281 116 85 25 6
1457 Millennials. 1.3190 0.05137 116 84 27 5
1458 Its at this point the wealth will trickle down... 1.3190 0.04989 116 83 29 4
1459 You’re telling me the value of cattle has gone up since I sold my family’s cow? 1.3190 0.05691 116 88 19 9
1460 Guess I'm not getting any gold from these Giants. 1.3190 0.05421 116 86 23 7
1461 With a little more seed money, we could become a giant. 1.3171 0.05074 123 90 27 6
1462 Today's guest speaker is going to teach us a thing or two about (live)stock trading 1.3171 0.05204 123 91 25 7
1463 This is Middle Management. If you're looking for scary giants, keep climbing. 1.3171 0.05074 123 90 27 6
1464 Jack discovers an insider trading ring on his magic bean ipo 1.3171 0.05074 123 90 27 6
1465 I thought I heard that stalks were rising 1.3171 0.04804 123 88 31 4
1466 We need to look out for the stalkholders. 1.3171 0.05204 123 91 25 7
1467 Our I-Cloud is immune to cyber stalking! 1.3171 0.05074 123 90 27 6
1468 Not exactly the ‘corporate giants’ I was expecting to find 1.3171 0.05074 123 90 27 6
1469 Please remember that we are the Giants. 1.3167 0.05421 120 90 22 8
1470 I would invest in plant futures 1.3167 0.05156 120 88 26 6
1471 Hmmm... bean counters... 1.3167 0.05290 120 89 24 7
1472 That’s when the tech giants noticed Jack. 1.3167 0.05290 120 89 24 7
1473 Jack, I think you are on mute. 1.3167 0.05290 120 89 24 7
1474 Golden eggs? No. How about a golden parachute instead? 1.3167 0.04581 120 84 34 2
1475 If your talking about commodities, I have a tip for you. 1.3167 0.04877 120 86 30 4
1476 You were right. Magic Beans are way up. 1.3167 0.05019 120 87 28 5
1477 I said you will have to climb the corporate ladder, I didn't say anything about beanstalks. 1.3167 0.04877 120 86 30 4
1478 As you see, since the cow acquisition magic beans have gone through the roof. 1.3167 0.05156 120 88 26 6
1479 Now I'm not so sure secure cloud computing isn't just some fairy tale. 1.3167 0.04877 120 86 30 4
1480 And Jack, seeing what his future held if he kept climbing the corporate beanstalk, slid back down and moved to Key West. 1.3167 0.05421 120 90 22 8
1481 I have a feeling this meeting is about to be high-Jacked. 1.3162 0.04485 117 81 35 1
1482 Uh-oh, corporate giants. . . 1.3162 0.05381 117 87 23 7
1483 Sorry, Jack. You're fired. Sprout has turned this company around. 1.3162 0.04953 117 84 29 4
1484 Sorry kid, no golden eggs. But we can start you with medical and a 401k. 1.3162 0.05381 117 87 23 7
1485 Is that beanstalk encrypted? 1.3162 0.05242 117 86 25 6
1486 What kind of beans did YOU plant? 1.3162 0.04802 117 83 31 3
1487 Is anyone managing your golden eggs yet? 1.3162 0.05100 117 85 27 5
1488 Tell us about cloud growth . 1.3158 0.04547 114 79 34 1
1489 Actually we are on Cloud 9, the giant is one floor up. 1.3158 0.05185 114 83 26 5
1490 If you're Jack, keep climbing, the giant is waiting for you in the 12th floor C-suite. 1.3158 0.05185 114 83 26 5
1491 Jack discovers to his horror that it was capitalists rather than ogres who stole his family's livelihood. 1.3158 0.05333 114 84 24 6
1492 Is that what they store on the iCloud? 1.3158 0.05886 114 88 16 10
1493 What did you trade to get up here? 1.3158 0.04876 114 81 30 3
1494 With the continuing rise in our bean count, we clearly need more administrators. 1.3158 0.05033 114 82 28 4
1495 And I did it with just a handful of beans! 1.3158 0.05886 114 88 16 10
1496 You're late. 1.3158 0.05616 114 86 20 8
1497 You must be looking for a bag of gold, an enchanted hen and a magic golden harp but we got here first and did a leveraged buyout. Sorry! 1.3158 0.05333 114 84 24 6
1498 Beans are trending strongly 1.3158 0.04876 114 81 30 3
1499 Actually, I think we have this cloud booked until 3pm. 1.3158 0.04876 114 81 30 3
1500 Guess who decided to show up without Bagels! 1.3158 0.05185 114 83 26 5
1501 You didn't need to sell your cow. We have a corporate ladder. 1.3158 0.05333 114 84 24 6
1502 If you think the sky's the limit, then you don't no Jack! 1.3158 0.05333 114 84 24 6
1503 Fi-fi-fo-fum, the price of magic beans is gaining momentum. 1.3158 0.05476 114 85 22 7
1504 How did you guys get a desk up here? 1.3158 0.05185 114 83 26 5
1505 And Jack will speak about upward mobility at our new plant. 1.3158 0.05476 114 85 22 7
1506 Jack arrived a few minutes late, only to discover they had started without him. 1.3158 0.05033 114 82 28 4
1507 You're halfway there. 1.3158 0.05333 114 84 24 6
1508 I don't know what you were expecting to find up here. 1.3158 0.05185 114 83 26 5
1509 Jack and the Beanstalk....the marxist slays the corporate giant edition 1.3158 0.05185 114 83 26 5
1510 Jack could you bring up some coffee on your next round? 1.3158 0.05333 114 84 24 6
1511 It figures the goose and the golden egg are metaphors for a venture capital firm. 1.3158 0.05033 114 82 28 4
1512 I traded my cow too soon! 1.3158 0.04714 114 80 32 2
1513 Folks, let’s all focus on organic growth. 1.3158 0.05185 114 83 26 5
1514 I thought Hell was below. 1.3145 0.05168 124 92 25 7
1515 It’s good growth, Jack, but don’t let it go to your head. 1.3145 0.05168 124 92 25 7
1516 You guys are full of beans, and they aren't magic ones. 1.3140 0.04550 121 85 34 2
1517 This isn't the cloud you're looking for. Try three levels above. 1.3140 0.04699 121 86 32 3
1518 Loading ... 1.3140 0.04699 121 86 32 3
1519 As you can see, our guerrilla marketing campaign for magic beans is scoring very high with young males. 1.3136 0.05476 118 89 21 8
1520 When we said we wanted to grow the company, this is not what we meant. 1.3136 0.05064 118 86 27 5
1521 We've retained outside expertise on stalk market speculation. 1.3136 0.04918 118 85 29 4
1522 Jack, that's not exactly what we meant about remoting in to the cloud meeting. 1.3136 0.04769 118 84 31 3
1523 Sorry, 'MBA' does not mean "Magic Bean Ascent.' 1.3136 0.05064 118 86 27 5
1524 Sorry, this is the cloud for corporate giants. 1.3136 0.05342 118 88 23 7
1525 Fee-fi-fo-feller, I smell the blood of a short-seller. 1.3136 0.05734 118 91 17 10
1526 Sorry, Jack. But it was the only way we could get you to attend. 1.3136 0.05205 118 87 25 6
1527 We killed god. We'll kill you too. 1.3136 0.05476 118 89 21 8
1528 Stalks are soaring. 1.3136 0.04918 118 85 29 4
1529 That Bean stock is really taking off. 1.3136 0.05064 118 86 27 5
1530 Suddenly the bean counters realized where their missing beans had gone. 1.3136 0.05205 118 87 25 6
1531 Jack, if you insist on coming to these virtual meetings in person, you can't keep showing up late. 1.3136 0.05476 118 89 21 8
1532 Jack will now present on the strong growth of the magic beans sector of the company. 1.3136 0.05476 118 89 21 8
1533 Part of our effort to be carbon neutral by 2025 is this substitute for the elevator! 1.3136 0.05476 118 89 21 8
1534 Oh... it’s just a corporate giant... 1.3136 0.04918 118 85 29 4
1535 Well, these are the bean stalk holders. What did you expect? 1.3136 0.05064 118 86 27 5
1536 Wait. I smell the blood of a company stalk holder. 1.3130 0.05709 115 88 18 9
1537 Hang on, Larry, its that boy again. Call security. 1.3130 0.05147 115 84 26 5
1538 cloud business is not keen for a dreamy... 1.3125 0.05234 112 81 25 5
1539 Jack, the giant retired and sold all his holdings " 1.3125 0.05386 112 83 23 6
1540 We may be a corporate giant, but we still need to protect our golden goose. 1.3125 0.04751 112 79 31 2
1541 This is Sales. Customer Service is in the other direction. 1.3125 0.05234 112 82 25 5
1542 I told you our ideas wouldn't be safe in the cloud... 1.3125 0.05234 112 82 25 5
1543 Have any of you seen my Mommy? She work's for Green Giant 1.3125 0.05234 112 82 25 5
1544 Oh, for Pete's sake... now what?!? 1.3125 0.05533 112 84 21 7
1545 Fee-fi-fo-fum! We are the corporate giants, son! 1.3125 0.05533 112 84 21 7
1546 Oh, that s just Jack. He never did trust The Cloud 1.3125 0.05078 112 81 27 4
1547 They were only giants of industry, but they were still willing to grind your bones to make their bread. 1.3125 0.04917 112 80 29 3
1548 It's okay, we've all been social distancing together. 1.3125 0.05078 112 81 27 4
1549 ... and as you can see, our new cloud strategy is accessible to everyone, even Jack! 1.3125 0.05078 112 81 27 4
1550 We're seeing a surprising uptick in bean sales among the snot-nosed asshole demographic - Oh, Jack! I didn't see you there. 1.3125 0.05533 112 83 21 7
1551 Hold - up - there- son ... there's been a giant takeover. 1.3125 0.05234 112 82 25 5
1552 Everything's moving to the cloud these days 1.3125 0.05533 112 84 21 7
1553 No, that's Jack the Giant Auditor. 1.3125 0.05533 112 84 21 7
1554 Think of it more as a golden nest egg. 1.3125 0.05817 112 86 17 9
1555 We moved all our data to the cloud and we still don't know Jack... 1.3125 0.05533 112 84 21 7
1556 GMO Jack... I like your style. 1.3125 0.05234 112 82 25 5
1557 Now even the kid realizes that we don’t know Jack! 1.3125 0.05386 112 83 23 6
1558 At this point let me introduce Jack who can explain the phenomenal growth. 1.3125 0.05386 112 83 23 6
1559 Jack, how often do we have to tell you -no insider trading. 1.3125 0.05386 112 83 23 6
1560 Jack discovers The Cloud doesn’t match his expectations 1.3125 0.05533 112 84 21 7
1561 Oh. A giant CORPORATION! 1.3125 0.05533 112 84 21 7
1562 I hope the bean counters find the budget for better cloud security. 1.3125 0.05234 112 82 25 5
1563 Can you believe? He thinks corporations are evil giants! 1.3125 0.04751 112 79 31 2
1564 Jack was curious about how to grow his shares in bean stocks. 1.3125 0.04917 112 80 29 3
1565 Hey look at my graph! 1.3125 0.05234 112 82 25 5
1566 Thanks to Jack here, our stalk is way up. 1.3125 0.05234 112 82 25 5
1567 It appears that even the cloud is no longer safe from the prying eyes of giant corporation bean counters. 1.3125 0.05234 112 82 25 5
1568 Keep climbing; there's nothing for you here. 1.3125 0.05386 112 83 23 6
1569 Trust me, you don't want to know what cow futures are trading for. 1.3125 0.05533 112 84 21 7
1570 hey you, please get off of my cloud... 1.3125 0.05386 112 83 23 6
1571 Yeah, sure, kid. 1.3125 0.04917 112 80 29 3
1572 Not the typical corporate ladder, but it works 1.3125 0.05234 112 82 25 5
1573 This is NOT Bring Your Son to Work day!!! 1.3125 0.05533 112 84 21 7
1574 Stalks are at an all time high, however, we're bean bearish on future performance. 1.3125 0.05533 112 84 21 7
1575 And now let me introduce you to the client who provided most of the seed money for this venture... 1.3125 0.05078 112 81 27 4
1576 We have an upward trend, but nothing like Jack’s vertical growth ! 1.3125 0.05234 112 82 25 5
1577 Sorry, traffic. 1.3125 0.05677 112 85 19 8
1578 You there, could you bring up a few pizzas? 1.3125 0.05386 112 83 23 6
1579 Sales are achieved through hard work and perseverance, it's not magic Jack. 1.3125 0.05677 112 85 19 8
1580 But how could they ever know that ‘storing it in the cloud’ is just us writing it down on paper and whiteboards as fast as we can?! 1.3125 0.05386 112 83 23 6
1581 As you can see the stalk price has gone sky high. 1.3125 0.05234 112 82 25 5
1582 That’s 4 espresso extra sugar, 1 decaf, 2 half-caf and 1 Jack Daniels on the rocks. 1.3125 0.05078 112 81 27 4
1583 Using inside information he learned from climbing the beanstalk, Jack's family prospered and they all lived happily ever after. 1.3125 0.05677 112 85 19 8
1584 Mr. G is now with another cloud company 1.3125 0.05078 112 81 27 4
1585 I didn't know he meant corporate giant. 1.3125 0.05533 112 84 21 7
1586 Jack cautiously ponders investment opportunities for his golden egg. 1.3125 0.05234 112 82 25 5
1587 Bean futures are three clouds over. 1.3125 0.05078 112 81 27 4
1588 As Jack demonstrates,the sky is no limit on our our bean seed profits. 1.3125 0.05234 112 82 25 5
1589 Supposedly he's an expert in organic growth. 1.3125 0.05533 112 84 21 7
1590 And as you can see, green energy is soaring. 1.3125 0.05234 112 82 25 5
1591 Jack, you're late. Is the Hen in or out? 1.3125 0.05533 112 84 21 7
1592 Jack knows we migrated to the cloud. 1.3125 0.05078 112 81 27 4
1593 We're talking about bean stocks, Jack. 1.3125 0.05078 112 81 27 4
1594 I know just how to bring down this evil giant -- a living wage. 1.3125 0.05533 112 84 21 7
1595 Keep climbing. The giant’s in a meeting with our Golden Goose Division on Cloud 9. 1.3125 0.05386 112 83 23 6
1596 Jack, there's nothing magic about these figures! 1.3125 0.05533 112 84 21 7
1597 Golden egg marketing has went up this quarter. 1.3125 0.05533 112 84 21 7
1598 And at the top of the beanstalk, Jack found where the corporate giants hide. 1.3125 0.05234 112 82 25 5
1599 Unpaid interns face a harsher climb to the top than ever before. 1.3125 0.05386 112 83 23 6
1600 Where’s Kornacki? 1.3125 0.05078 112 81 27 4
1601 Yes, Jack, the meeting's virtual landscape background is real 1.3125 0.05078 112 81 27 4
1602 The corporate giants, on the other hand, will indeed grind your bones to make some bread 1.3125 0.05234 112 82 25 5
1603 ...and Jack discovered it was not an ordinary giant that lived above the beanstalk, but a corporate gisnt. 1.3125 0.05533 112 84 21 7
1604 Someone please fix that damn elevator. 1.3125 0.05234 112 82 25 5
1605 Jack’s stock is climbing as predicted! 1.3115 0.04950 122 89 28 5
1606 Were you expecting a different kind of giant? 1.3109 0.04736 119 85 31 3
1607 We're giants of industry 1.3109 0.05167 119 88 25 6
1608 Wrong direction. This must be hell. 1.3109 0.05566 119 91 19 9
1609 Jack the luddite fugures out how to access the cloud. 1.3109 0.05167 119 88 25 6
1610 Bean stocks are up, but the bean economy is struggling. Some beans are selling for as much as a whole cow... 1.3109 0.05436 119 90 21 8
1611 It's called 'cloud computing'. One day all business--all life--will be on the cloud. 1.3109 0.04884 119 86 29 4
1612 Beans look promising. 1.3109 0.04884 119 86 29 4
1613 Sorry son. This is the top of a giant corporation. 1.3109 0.05028 119 87 27 5
1614 Don't spill the beans on us, kid. 1.3109 0.04884 119 86 29 4
1615 I traded my cow for a magic bean and all I found were bean counters. 1.3109 0.05028 119 87 27 5
1616 This is not what I meant when I said we should invest in bean stocks. 1.3109 0.04884 119 86 29 4
1617 Looks like bean stocks are going up 1.3109 0.05303 119 89 23 7
1618 We've seen impressive growth with our bean stock investment, time to cut it loose and collect our profits. 1.3109 0.05028 119 87 27 5
1619 Did you say stock or stalk? 1.3109 0.04583 119 84 33 2
1620 Yeah, bean stock just keeps on going up and up ... 1.3109 0.04884 119 86 29 4
1621 We’ll have to add a gardener to the I.T. team. 1.3109 0.05167 119 88 25 6
1622 As you see, the sky's the limit for GMO bean stocks. 1.3109 0.05028 119 87 27 5
1623 I know I’ve got the wrong beanstalk, but is it still profitable to invest with golden eggs? 1.3109 0.04425 119 83 35 1
1624 Jack, stop stalking! Here is no golden egg or silver lining. 1.3109 0.04425 119 83 35 1
1625 Wait, so they were tech giants all along? 1.3109 0.05167 119 88 25 6
1626 Is it for an iPhone or Android? I’m only going down once! 1.3109 0.05028 119 87 27 5
1627 Sorry I'm late, had trouble connecting to the cloud so I opted for the good old fashioned beans. 1.3109 0.04736 119 85 31 3
1628 Sorry Jack, we have the room till 12. 1.3109 0.05167 119 88 25 6
1629 The cloud isn’t as secure as we thought. 1.3109 0.05028 119 87 27 5
1630 Sometimes the outliers pop out of nowhere. 1.3097 0.04882 113 81 29 3
1631 Did we really need to move *everything* to the cloud? 1.3091 0.05285 110 81 24 5
1632 What did you expect? We ARE giants of industry. 1.3091 0.04788 110 78 30 2
1633 You can see that Golden Goose revenue continues to climb unabated... 1.3091 0.04959 110 79 28 3
1634 Jack’s portfolio has been soaring, ever since he decided to sell that cow and invest his beans in the cloud. 1.3091 0.05592 110 83 20 7
1635 We're a giant conglomerate. 1.3083 0.04850 120 87 29 4
1636 Short the beans and do a cow-buyback. 1.3083 0.05265 120 90 23 7
1637 The little fella is stalking us again. 1.3083 0.04850 120 87 29 4
1638 Sorry. This is MyCloud. 1.3083 0.04552 120 85 33 2
1639 So, that's the Cloud they all have been talking about! 1.3083 0.04992 120 88 27 5
1640 So much for secure meetings on the cloud. Enter the beanstalk hacker. 1.3083 0.05265 120 90 23 7
1641 You're in luck, Jack. The bean count is on an upward trajectory. 1.3083 0.04992 120 88 27 5
1642 As you can see, giant beanstalk yields are up twenty-seven percent. 1.3083 0.04850 120 87 29 4
1643 This meeting is for internal combustibles only, Elon 1.3083 0.05139 133 101 23 9
1644 Just what we need. The Bean Counter. 1.3063 0.05399 111 83 22 6
1645 The Zoom link broke. 1.3058 0.05228 121 91 23 7
1646 We see less fear in a Giant recovery 1.3056 0.05002 108 78 27 3
1647 Well, we are giants of industry. 1.3056 0.05337 108 80 23 5
1648 Shouldn’t you be at school? 1.3056 0.05337 108 80 23 5
1649 Why are Jack's projections always better than ours? 1.3056 0.04826 108 77 29 2
1650 Seems we missed an element of cloud security 1.3056 0.05337 108 80 23 5
1651 Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell the blood of the new startups. 1.3056 0.05337 108 80 23 5
1652 Like I said, bean stocks are soaring. 1.3056 0.04826 108 77 29 2
1653 I'm looking for investors after a very successful seed round. 1.3056 0.04826 108 77 29 2
1654 Magic? We prefer the term 'growth oriented'. 1.3056 0.05652 108 82 19 7
1655 The last thing we need is another fairytale answer! 1.3056 0.05652 108 82 19 7
1656 Try the next cloud over. 1.3056 0.05497 108 81 21 6
1657 We ARE a giant... in Cloud computing services. 1.3056 0.05172 108 79 25 4
1658 Jack, old bean! Climb-on over here and join our iCloud meeting! 1.3056 0.05337 108 80 23 5
1659 Taxes are better up here. 1.3056 0.05172 108 79 25 4
1660 You don't know Jack - sales of beans ARE up! 1.3056 0.05337 108 80 23 5
1661 Jack had enough with climbing the corporate beanstalk. 1.3056 0.05337 108 80 23 5
1662 What were you expecting, young man? A giant PERSON? 1.3056 0.05652 108 82 19 7
1663 Forget pork bellies…put it all in bean futures. 1.3056 0.05172 108 79 25 4
1664 As you can see, it’s been a banner year for Fee Fi Fo Funds. 1.3056 0.05497 108 81 21 6
1665 You're surprised to find bean counters? Really? 1.3056 0.05497 108 81 21 6
1666 Oh, cloud computing. 1.3056 0.05172 108 79 25 4
1667 Have I got the wrong floor? 1.3056 0.05002 108 78 27 3
1668 Yes Jack, our stock is also going up! 1.3056 0.05172 108 79 25 4
1669 And, as this graph indicates, the bean stock is rising 1.3056 0.05497 108 81 21 6
1670 Excuse me! Is this Cloud Nine? 1.3056 0.05652 108 82 19 7
1671 "Sorry, we already have enough bean-counters. 1.3056 0.05172 108 79 25 4
1672 I thought we agreed no outside consultants? 1.3056 0.04826 108 77 29 2
1673 It's clear beanstalks are at a all time high this year 1.3056 0.05652 108 82 19 7
1674 Wrong century, Jack! 1.3056 0.05172 108 79 25 4
1675 Oh Jack, he's our head of acquisitions. 1.3056 0.05337 108 80 23 5
1676 Let's welcome Jack, he's a board observer from a local growth fund. 1.3056 0.05002 108 78 27 3
1677 Sorry, kid, the giant is up a little higher. We're just the bean counters. 1.3056 0.04826 108 77 29 2
1678 Wrong stalk meeting. 1.3056 0.05497 108 81 21 6
1679 This kid always shows up when we’re counting beans. It’s a giant security issue. 1.3056 0.05337 108 80 23 5
1680 In order to keep track of his new-found wealth, Jack employed a whole department of magic bean-counters. 1.3056 0.05497 108 81 21 6
1681 It looks like we have another stalker. 1.3056 0.05002 108 78 27 3
1682 We're prepared to make you a very generous offer for your remaining beans. 1.3056 0.05172 108 79 25 4
1683 Let me demonstrate how the bean "stock" value has gone sky high. 1.3056 0.05497 108 81 21 6
1684 We anticipate continued growth in the stalk market. 1.3056 0.05497 108 81 21 6
1685 I see the bean counters have joined us. 1.3056 0.05337 108 80 23 5
1686 This reflects a giant increase in our cloud computing capacity. 1.3056 0.05497 108 81 21 6
1687 Stop! Don’t buy that guy’s old cow. Take your beans and follow me up to truly giant 401K golden goose returns. 1.3056 0.05803 108 83 17 8
1688 Our founder, Jack, has taken cloud business to new heights. 1.3056 0.05497 108 81 21 6
1689 Whew! Giants aren't as big and scary as I imagined! 1.3056 0.05497 108 81 21 6
1690 Here's Jack now ... with his report on magic beans. 1.3056 0.05337 108 80 23 5
1691 He didn't know the bean counters were real. 1.3056 0.04826 108 77 29 2
1692 No, next cartoon on the left. 1.3056 0.05172 108 79 25 4
1693 Gotta give him credit. He's got beans. 1.3056 0.04826 108 77 29 2
1694 You must have gotten some bad beans, this is Giant Golden Egg Enterprises, Inc. 1.3056 0.05337 108 80 23 5
1695 wow, the stalks are really up today. 1.3056 0.05172 108 79 25 4
1696 Jack, When I invited you to join the meeting in the cloud, I didn't mean it literally. 1.3056 0.05337 108 80 23 5
1697 This is "the cloud"; the giant's castle is higher up. 1.3056 0.05172 108 79 25 4
1698 ...and Jack is here to update us on our recent stalk growth. 1.3056 0.04643 108 76 31 1
1699 I climbed up here for the golden goose, not for inflated stocks. 1.3056 0.05172 108 79 25 4
1700 So I finally found The Cloud and guess what? Another dang meeting!! 1.3056 0.05172 108 79 25 4
1701 Jack discovered that storing everything in "the cloud" was true. 1.3056 0.05337 108 80 23 5
1702 Am I only halfway there? 1.3056 0.05002 108 78 27 3
1703 Okay, who spilled the magical beans again? 1.3056 0.05002 108 78 27 3
1704 Don’t look now. I think we’re being stalked by a bean counter. 1.3056 0.05172 108 79 25 4
1705 So as you can see,bean stocks have made giant gains. 1.3056 0.04643 108 76 31 1
1706 As you can see, bean futures are headed in the stratosphere. 1.3056 0.05172 108 79 25 4
1707 Finding the Zoom meeting in the iCloud. 1.3056 0.05337 108 80 23 5
1708 We're not working remotely, but we are working in the cloud. 1.3056 0.05337 108 80 23 5
1709 The price of gold keeps going up so PLEASE, keep the goose away from that damn kid! 1.3056 0.05002 108 78 27 3
1710 We’re not that kind of bean counters. 1.3056 0.05497 108 81 21 6
1711 We can grow through acquisitions or we can grow organicslly. 1.3056 0.05497 108 81 21 6
1712 This is as high as it's going. Sell short! 1.3056 0.05497 108 81 21 6
1713 That’s Jack. He’s here to watch the bean counters count beans. 1.3056 0.05497 108 81 21 6
1714 So much for the promises that everything in the cloud would be safe from prying eyes. 1.3056 0.05803 108 83 17 8
1715 Trading beans for cattle has given us our best quarter in years. 1.3056 0.05172 108 79 25 4
1716 ...and for those of you who invested in our stalk options 1.3056 0.05172 108 79 25 4
1717 Bean futures are climbing and my team is on cloud nine 1.3056 0.05337 108 80 23 5
1718 Wow! It's not a giant, it's a giant corporation 1.3056 0.05337 108 80 23 5
1719 You didn't realize we were a corporate giant? 1.3056 0.05172 108 79 25 4
1720 As you can see, beanstalks are on the rise. 1.3056 0.05337 108 80 23 5
1721 That's not the kind of stocks we're talking about, Jack. 1.3056 0.05337 108 80 23 5
1722 8000 leaves up, and it’s still nothin but board meetings... 1.3056 0.05172 108 79 25 4
1723 In that moment, when fantasy met reality, each found themselves uncertain as to which was which. 1.3056 0.05497 108 81 21 6
1724 How soybean futures are decided... 1.3056 0.05002 108 78 27 3
1725 I don't think anything could top our growth this quarter. 1.3056 0.05002 108 78 27 3
1726 As you can see, we predict that stalks will be through the roof this year! 1.3056 0.05172 108 79 25 4
1727 Aha..so that's what the cloud is 1.3056 0.05950 108 84 15 9
1728 Did you say the stalks are rising???? 1.3056 0.04643 108 76 31 1
1729 I really think we'd see giant fourth quarter growth, if management weren't such bean counters. 1.3056 0.05337 108 80 23 5
1730 Our stalks are rising like never before 1.3056 0.05002 108 78 27 3
1731 I say we invest in bean stocks. 1.3056 0.05172 108 79 25 4
1732 It appears we have a stalker. 1.3056 0.05337 108 80 23 5
1733 Jack meets the Giants of Publishing. 1.3056 0.05172 108 79 25 4
1734 Thanks to you Jack, Magic Bean futures are an ever-climbing commodity. 1.3056 0.04826 108 77 29 2
1735 Little boy, the giant's house is in the other cloud. 1.3056 0.04826 108 77 29 2
1736 Further proof that magic bean sales are sky high. 1.3056 0.05002 108 78 27 3
1737 It’s nice to meet you too Jack, but we have this space booked until 2:30. 1.3056 0.05172 108 79 25 4
1738 That's not the kind of stock growth I was hoping for. 1.3056 0.05002 108 78 27 3
1739 We are investing in beans...are you in? 1.3056 0.05172 108 79 25 4
1740 Sometimes I wonder, did we really need to move everything to the Cloud? 1.3056 0.05337 108 80 23 5
1741 They call them Beanstalkers, the latest cloud security threat. 1.3056 0.05172 108 79 25 4
1742 Sky's the limit, just beware of the fe fi fo fum downturns 1.3056 0.05172 108 79 25 4
1743 Finally, Jack discovers how giant-sized profits are made. 1.3056 0.05002 108 78 27 3
1744 As you can see, stalks are rising. 1.3056 0.05950 108 84 15 9
1745 You don’t know beans about investing. 1.3056 0.05337 108 80 23 5
1746 I see someone misplaced his Cloud password. 1.3056 0.05172 108 79 25 4
1747 As you can see our key customer demographic is single, highly gullible men, ages 18-24, preferably still living with their parents. 1.3056 0.05172 108 79 25 4
1748 It's bean stock, not stalk! 1.3056 0.05950 108 84 15 9
1749 Yes, we are a giant - of sorts. But I think are looking for the guy on the next cloud up. 1.3056 0.05172 108 79 25 4
1750 The lengths people will go to avoid wearing a mask... 1.3056 0.05497 108 81 21 6
1751 Yes but ours is clearly a slow growth low risk stalk portfolio! 1.3056 0.05172 108 79 25 4
1752 Kid, ever since we combined your Beanstalk Theory with cloud computing, your Golden Goose shares have gone sky high!" 1.3056 0.05652 108 82 19 7
1753 Here comes Spriggins now with the commodities report. 1.3056 0.05337 108 80 23 5
1754 Jack discovers that heaven is as bureaucratic as the Federal Government. 1.3056 0.05652 108 82 19 7
1755 Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell the blood of an IRS man. 1.3056 0.05497 108 81 21 6
1756 Magic bean futures continue to rise. Anything to add, Jack? 1.3056 0.04826 108 77 29 2
1757 If we just buy the beanstalk, we can fire everyone else. 1.3056 0.05002 108 78 27 3
1758 Jack, late for bean futures meeting, as usual." 1.3056 0.05337 108 80 23 5
1759 Bean stocks are way up this quarter! 1.3056 0.05497 108 81 21 6
1760 There are no giants or treasure, just accountants and lawyers. 1.3056 0.05002 108 78 27 3
1761 And, as you can clearly see, we have captured the youth market riding on Bean stocks 1.3056 0.05172 108 79 25 4
1762 For the millionth time, Jack, we have you a chair. 1.3056 0.04826 108 77 29 2
1763 Greg, did you say grande or venti? 1.3056 0.05652 108 82 19 7
1764 Jack & the BeanStock Exchange were born. 1.3056 0.04826 108 77 29 2
1765 And as you can see, the beanstalk's rate of growth has been absolutely tremendous the last 20 seconds 1.3056 0.05497 108 81 21 6
1766 No this is Giant Marketing LLC, you want the next bean stalk over 1.3056 0.05497 108 81 21 6
1767 Jack has always bean a bit of a stalker 1.3056 0.04826 108 77 29 2
1768 The memo did say that we were moving to the cloud this week. 1.3056 0.05002 108 78 27 3
1769 Magic bean futures continue to rise 1.3056 0.04826 108 77 29 2
1770 Oh, no this is sales. Advertising is two stalks down. 1.3056 0.05172 108 79 25 4
1771 As we can see here, stalking cases are on the rise 1.3056 0.05172 108 79 25 4
1772 Jack was well regarded for his growth potential, less so for his professionalism 1.3056 0.05337 108 80 23 5
1773 Jack finally understands what it means to ‘work in the cloud’ 1.3056 0.04643 108 76 31 1
1774 And here's Jack to explain the benefits of rapid growth for green shoots in legume start ups 1.3056 0.04826 108 77 29 2
1775 No, we're the Giants of Industry. You wanted to take a left at the second stalk. 1.3056 0.05002 108 78 27 3
1776 Jack discovers stalk market growth. 1.3056 0.05172 108 79 25 4
1777 I should have used the corporate ladder. 1.3056 0.05337 108 80 23 5
1778 Told you we should have invested in the stalk market. 1.3036 0.05048 112 82 26 4
1779 Also, bean stocks. They're way up. 1.3036 0.05649 112 86 18 8
1780 As you can see, magic bean futures are expected to pay significant dividends. 1.3036 0.05205 112 83 24 5
1781 And as you can see, bean stocks are seeing explosive growth 1.3036 0.05048 112 82 26 4
1782 No, Jack...the meeting is for stockholders, not stalkholders. 1.3036 0.06062 112 89 12 11
1783 We have a stalker in our midst. 1.3036 0.05357 112 84 22 6
1784 Jack... your thoughts? 1.3036 0.05205 112 83 24 5
1785 It’s nice to see you could make it. 1.3036 0.05927 112 88 14 10
1786 Try cloud-based meetings, they said. 1.3036 0.05357 112 84 22 6
1787 Your Cloud Back-up Password is "Magic Beans". 1.3036 0.05357 112 84 22 6
1788 Hey Jack, you’re supposed to count the beans, not plant them! 1.3036 0.05357 112 84 22 6
1789 He’s been climbing the corporate beanstalk. 1.3036 0.05205 112 83 24 5
1790 Right on time,Jack with the Bean Crop report. 1.3036 0.04886 112 81 28 3
1791 We are seeing a rapid growth in bean sales. 1.3036 0.05357 112 84 22 6
1792 Bean stocks are up. 1.3036 0.05048 112 82 26 4
1793 Jack, when I said you could take our company to new heights I didn't mean like this. 1.3036 0.04718 112 80 30 2
1794 Yes, this is where your data is. 1.3036 0.05205 112 83 24 5
1795 Yes, I did say stalks and bonds. 1.3036 0.04886 112 81 28 3
1796 As you can see, bean stocks are rising. 1.3036 0.05205 112 83 24 5
1797 Yes, we're the bean counters. Who were you looking for? 1.3036 0.05048 112 82 26 4
1798 The bean-counters claim our stalks are rising. 1.3036 0.05357 112 84 22 6
1799 Bean stocks are through the roof! 1.3036 0.05048 112 82 26 4
1800 Speaking of dramatic growth... 1.3036 0.05048 112 82 26 4
1801 Bean Stocks show a steady rise 1.3036 0.04718 112 80 30 2
1802 Well, here's the bean counter to bring us back down to earth. 1.3036 0.04886 112 81 28 3
1803 We are the bean counters for whom you seek 1.3036 0.04718 112 80 30 2
1804 For heaven's sake Son, for the third time, please tell your mother, 'what's in the cloud stays in the cloud'! 1.3036 0.04886 112 81 28 3
1805 Don’t worry Jack, magic bean futures are out performing live cattle futures. 1.3036 0.05357 112 84 22 6
1806 Bean futures will crash in the near-term, but we see real growth in the Cloud. 1.3036 0.05505 112 85 20 7
1807 I know I said I was interested in seeing growth in our stocks, but this is ridiculous. 1.3036 0.05048 112 82 26 4
1808 There is trouble on the ground. 1.3036 0.05357 112 84 22 6
1809 oh no i'm in hell 1.3036 0.05505 112 85 20 7
1810 Is this the theology class? 1.3036 0.05048 112 82 26 4
1811 If you don't understand this chart, you don't know Jack. 1.3036 0.05649 112 86 18 8
1812 Good report, Fred. Now let's hear from Jack, our bean counter. 1.3036 0.05505 112 85 20 7
1813 Hey don't look at me I made the stalk go up. 1.3036 0.05505 112 85 20 7
1814 Ah, Jack - just what we need, a bean counter" 1.3036 0.05205 112 83 24 5
1815 Isn't it amazing how well the Stalk Market is doing? 1.3036 0.04886 112 81 28 3
1816 He has bean stalking us. 1.3036 0.05357 112 84 22 6
1817 As the chart indicates, bean stocks are at an all-time high. 1.3036 0.05048 112 82 26 4
1818 Cybersecurity? I don't care beans about cybersecurity 1.3036 0.05205 112 83 24 5
1819 Hey, I'm a stalkholder, too! 1.3036 0.05205 112 83 24 5
1820 I told you our data wouldn't be safe in the cloud 1.3036 0.05048 112 82 26 4
1821 Now that we've transitioned to the cloud, we think the future growth is on bean stocks 1.3036 0.05357 112 84 22 6
1822 Now that we're a cloud computing giant, the bean counters won't leave us alone. 1.3036 0.04718 112 80 30 2
1823 With Covid, all meetings are moving to the Cloud. 1.3036 0.05649 112 86 18 8
1824 Jack held on, terrified his bean stock would plummet. 1.3036 0.04886 112 81 28 3
1825 We’ve seen no signs of wealth disparity since we moved to the cloud. Jack here is a great example of just how easy it is for upward mobility in America 1.3036 0.05357 112 84 22 6
1826 'Listen Jack, let me spell it out... we meant bean s-t-o-c-k, not stalk.' 1.3036 0.05205 112 83 24 5
1827 Jack, you really need to find a faster mode of transportation to our morning board meetings. 1.3036 0.05205 112 83 24 5
1828 Giants? No, we're just bean-counters, sonny. 1.3036 0.05505 112 85 20 7
1829 The Giant started the Fee Fi Fo Fund with his golden eggs since last you were here. 1.3036 0.05205 112 83 24 5
1830 Scene from a majority shareholder meeting: “Jack, we’re happy to report that stalks went up in the fourth quarter.” 1.3028 0.05453 109 82 21 6
1831 As you can see, bean stocks have skyrocketed over the past few days! 1.3028 0.05453 109 82 21 6
1832 Excuse me, this is a bean *stock*. The bean *stalk* is one vine over. 1.3028 0.05295 109 81 23 5
1833 Demand for magic beans is on the rise and as you see, users love our climbability 1.3028 0.05453 109 82 21 6
1834 Oh, that's Jack he doesn't believe in cloud storage. 1.3019 0.04865 106 76 28 2
1835 As you can see,our stalk continues to rise dramatically. 1.3019 0.05046 106 77 26 3
1836 Jack's bean stalking us again... 1.3019 0.05221 106 78 24 4
1837 Still think GMO’s don’t work? 1.3019 0.05046 106 77 26 3
1838 It's that stalker again. I told you that these cloud meetings wouldn't be secure. 1.3019 0.05390 106 79 22 5
1839 Well... I'm sure he's definitely a stalker. 1.3019 0.05221 106 78 24 4
1840 We'll happily represent you for a modest retainer fee-fi-fo-fum. 1.3019 0.05046 106 77 26 3
1841 You’ve hacked the wrong cloud, Jack. We’re the evil giants of industry." 1.3019 0.05221 106 78 24 4
1842 The stalk market has reached new heights! 1.3019 0.05221 106 78 24 4
1843 Oh, sorry, I was looking for the bathroom. 1.3019 0.05390 106 79 22 5
1844 We’re not the only ones experiencing significant growth. 1.3019 0.05221 106 78 24 4
1845 As you can see, magic bean sales are growing at an astronomical rate. 1.3019 0.05221 106 78 24 4
1846 So you are the Giants of industry 1.3019 0.04865 106 76 28 2
1847 Oops! Wrong seeds! 1.3019 0.05221 106 78 24 4
1848 Pay attention, I heard it thru the Grape vine! 1.3019 0.05221 106 78 24 4
1849 Tell Mr. Fee-fi-fo-fum that we smell the blood of a bankruptcy. 1.3019 0.05390 106 79 22 5
1850 It was then Jack realized that, just as SCOTUS said in 'Citizens United,' giant corporations were people too. 1.3019 0.05555 106 80 20 6
1851 So Business Is Conducted In The Cloud 1.3019 0.05221 106 78 24 4
1852 Even when we were all alive he was always a social climber. 1.3019 0.05046 106 77 26 3
1853 As you can see, sales of magic beans are trending upward. 1.3019 0.05555 106 80 20 6
1854 Maybe we should ask Jack about how to grow the company? 1.3019 0.05221 106 78 24 4
1855 Trending up? 1.3019 0.05390 106 79 22 5
1856 We’ll call it the “trickle-down theory”, but we all know what it really means 1.3019 0.05555 106 80 20 6
1857 You are NOT English, Jack. The giant does not smell your blood. Get your head out of the clouds and join us in the cloud meeting, please. . 1.3019 0.05046 106 77 26 3
1858 As you can see, our bean stocks continue to reach new heights. We predict giant yields in the next quarter. 1.3019 0.05221 106 78 24 4
1859 Jack meets the giants grinding bones to make bread. 1.3019 0.05221 106 78 24 4
1860 Jack’s attempt at escaping corporate America failed miserably. 1.3019 0.05390 106 79 22 5
1861 Oh, look. Another disrupter has come up the beanstalk. 1.3009 0.05166 113 84 24 5
1862 Congressman Jack discovers that being a giant is a growth industry and hurries to buy the stock before others find out. 1.3000 0.05093 110 81 25 4
1863 As I suspected, corporate bean counters. 1.3000 0.04575 110 78 31 1
1864 Traditional fairy tale business models won't be able to keep up with our magic bean cloud strategy 1.3000 0.05254 110 82 23 5
1865 Well, I guess that explains why bean stocks are on the rise. 1.3000 0.05093 110 81 25 4
1866 Jack, today isn't 'Casual Friday' 1.2991 0.05007 107 78 26 3
1867 If you believe that 2020 economic, I have some beans I can sell you. 1.2991 0.05510 107 81 20 6
1868 We're the tech giants. You want the guy who smells blood of the Englishman up on Cloud 9... 1.2991 0.05510 107 81 20 6
1869 It was on his third climb up the beanstalk that Jack was finally convinced the giant was just messing with his head. 1.2991 0.05180 107 79 24 4
1870 According to our reports, the bean "stocks" are going up.... 1.2991 0.05007 107 78 26 3
1871 We do anticipate continued growth, but will continue to experience a tough climb for some. 1.2991 0.05007 107 78 26 3
1872 And for you bean counters, I have a special guest: Jack get over here! 1.2991 0.05347 107 80 22 5
1873 I want what he's having. 1.2991 0.04827 107 77 28 2
1874 So this is what Cloud Nine looks like. No more Zoom. 1.2991 0.05347 107 80 22 5
1875 I smell the blood of a prospective investor. 1.2991 0.04827 107 77 28 2
1876 Once we relocated our operations to the cloud, our bean stocks have soared. 1.2991 0.05180 107 79 24 4
1877 Bean futures are up big. I say we sell now and buy back my cow. 1.2991 0.05007 107 78 26 3
1878 Do we have to hold our meetings up here? I doubt anyone is listening. 1.2991 0.05510 107 81 20 6
1879 You called me an alarmist, but I warned about all the rainfall this spring. 1.2991 0.05180 107 79 24 4
1880 It's okay- he's taking me back to Kansas. 1.2991 0.05180 107 79 24 4
1881 2021 1.2991 0.05510 107 81 20 6
1882 Yes sales are up, but ethically. I mean, do they actually work? ... hey who’s that? 1.2991 0.05347 107 80 22 5
1883 Top floor, but do you have an appointment? 1.2991 0.05510 107 81 20 6
1884 Fe fi fo fum, I fear a looming recession 1.2991 0.05347 107 80 22 5
1885 Stop stalking us. 1.2981 0.05445 104 78 21 5
1886 I have heard of social distancing' but this has gone too far !" 1.2981 0.05445 104 78 21 5
1887 Giants of industry? 1.2981 0.05091 104 76 25 3
1888 Our cloud meeting security measures clearly aren't sufficient. 1.2981 0.05091 104 76 25 3
1889 Of course, storing raw data in the cloud has its privacy issues. 1.2981 0.05445 104 78 21 5
1890 No matter where we hold our meetings the competitors are always stalking us 1.2981 0.05091 104 76 25 3
1891 Jack discovers the Cloud 1.2981 0.05091 104 76 25 3
1892 Keep climbing, we haven't hit our goal yet. 1.2981 0.05937 104 81 15 8
1893 There are big tall terrible giants in the sky. 1.2981 0.05937 104 81 15 8
1894 What did the provider say about the security of the cloud? 1.2981 0.04904 104 75 27 2
1895 Yes, we can all see that bean stalks are up too. 1.2981 0.05445 104 78 21 5
1896 Jack,I asked to gather the bean counters,not the bean stalkers. 1.2981 0.05091 104 76 25 3
1897 Jack...You’re Late! 1.2981 0.05937 104 81 15 8
1898 That’s not the corporate ladder, Jack! 1.2981 0.05445 104 78 21 5
1899 No, we have not seen your cat! 1.2981 0.05614 104 79 19 6
1900 Jack clung to the beanstalk, confident that he was sufficiently social distanced, even without a mask. 1.2981 0.05445 104 78 21 5
1901 Get with it Jack, the giants into bitcoin. 1.2981 0.04904 104 75 27 2
1902 Fees high, ho hum/ bitcoin go and beancoin come! 1.2981 0.05445 104 78 21 5
1903 We traded the gold for cattle options. 1.2981 0.05614 104 79 19 6
1904 And to think we could get some privacy up here! 1.2981 0.05445 104 78 21 5
1905 As you can see, we’ve noticed a sharp rise in bean stocks this quarter. 1.2981 0.05091 104 76 25 3
1906 ...and bean futures are expected to rise... 1.2981 0.04904 104 75 27 2
1907 Sadly, Jack learned that because everything can reach the Cloud in nanoseconds, the magic beans would not change his humble life. 1.2981 0.05091 104 76 25 3
1908 So you’ve seen the cloud. Now keep it to yourself. 1.2981 0.05445 104 78 21 5
1909 As you can see, our bean stock is trending up 1.2981 0.05445 104 78 21 5
1910 Yes, beans are rising. 1.2981 0.05778 104 80 17 7
1911 Fe-fi-fo-fum! I smell the rise of earnings to come. 1.2981 0.05091 104 76 25 3
1912 The projection is that bean stocks will soar. 1.2981 0.05271 104 77 23 4
1913 If you want to be part of a fairy tale, help us fill out this tax return." 1.2981 0.05778 104 80 17 7
1914 I’ve been searching everywhere for a non-Zoom meeting 1.2981 0.05614 104 79 19 6
1915 The giant got evicted. 1.2981 0.05614 104 79 19 6
1916 Jack finally discovered what climbing the corporate ladder meant. 1.2981 0.05091 104 76 25 3
1917 Climbing the corporate ladder looks a bit different these days 1.2981 0.05271 104 77 23 4
1918 Gotta be an easier way to sky high profits 1.2975 0.04788 121 89 28 4
1919 And as you can see, the price of allegories is going up. 1.2973 0.04719 111 80 29 2
1920 Who do I talk to about buying green bean futures? 1.2963 0.04968 108 79 26 3
1921 ...like I said, the success of our new fertilizer products have really skyrocketed 1.2963 0.05305 108 81 22 5
1922 Jack I told you get your head out of the clouds if you want to attend these high level meetings! 1.2963 0.05139 108 80 24 4
1923 jack, now's not a good time, son! 1.2963 0.05305 108 81 22 5
1924 Yes, Jack, our stocks are rising, too. 1.2963 0.04968 108 79 26 3
1925 As you can see—oh, hello Jack—beanstalk growth was up 323% since last quarter 1.2963 0.05139 108 80 24 4
1926 We’re the Magic Beancounters....We need you to fill out Form 230Z to account for the three that you just used. 1.2963 0.05305 108 81 22 5
1927 Yay, those beans got me a real face to face meeting!! It was so worth the cow! 1.2963 0.04968 108 79 26 3
1928 Damn COVID's got everyone meeting in the cloud! 1.2952 0.05567 105 80 19 6
1929 Let’s see you take on a cloud-based corporate giant. 1.2952 0.05050 105 77 25 3
1930 As I was saying, the returns were higher than we expected. 1.2952 0.04865 105 76 27 2
1931 As you can see, growth has far exceeded our expectations. 1.2952 0.05400 105 79 21 5
1932 You're just in time for our sharecropper's meeting. 1.2952 0.05400 105 79 21 5
1933 And the cost of beans continues to rise to sky high levels. 1.2952 0.05050 105 77 25 3
1934 I see a stalker is taking our high-level secrets. 1.2952 0.04865 105 76 27 2
1935 It looks like there will be bean-counters no matter where I go. 1.2952 0.05050 105 77 25 3
1936 Sorry, this was the only place our bubble could socially distance 1.2952 0.05228 105 78 23 4
1937 Fee-fi-fo-fum! I smell the blood of an English man. Be he alive, or be he dead, Blunderbore Enterprises will make some bread. 1.2941 0.05843 102 79 16 7
1938 Scram, kid. We don't know anything about a goose. 1.2941 0.05322 102 76 22 4
1939 Excuse me sir, the Magic Beans IPO isn't until next week 1.2941 0.05136 102 75 24 3
1940 I think we are about to be hacked. 1.2941 0.05322 102 76 22 4
1941 Jack, as our cloud computed GPS chart clearly shows, you’re only halfway there.... 1.2941 0.05136 102 75 24 3
1942 Dont be distracted - it’s just marketing showing off with their visuals 1.2941 0.05501 102 77 20 5
1943 You assured us that this venue would be secure. 1.2941 0.05501 102 77 20 5
1944 I see you finally decided to climb the corporate ladder 1.2941 0.05322 102 76 22 4
1945 Look who finally decided to join us 1.2941 0.05501 102 77 20 5
1946 Whadya mean our stock “ain’t worth beans?” 1.2941 0.04944 102 74 26 2
1947 Don't worry, we're still grinding men's bones to make bread up here, we're just doing it more efficiently. 1.2941 0.05843 102 79 16 7
1948 CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR! 1.2941 0.04944 102 74 26 2
1949 "The kid's here to take our lunch order. I recommend the green beans." 1.2941 0.05322 102 76 22 4
1950 Sorry Jack, there wasnt enough room for us and the Giant...we bought him out and he moved to Mar a Lago. 1.2941 0.05322 102 76 22 4
1951 You'll have to leave immediately. This meeting is only for the "higher ups"! 1.2941 0.04944 102 74 26 2
1952 As you can see, Bitcoins would provide a much higher profit margin than golden eggs. 1.2941 0.05675 102 78 18 6
1953 Jack watched in dismay as the CEO of G.I.A.N.T. Corp. explained how they were too big to fall. 1.2941 0.05136 102 75 24 3
1954 Sorry,this is Business Cloud Platform. 1.2941 0.05322 102 76 22 4
1955 And as you can see from the trend line, Jack's mother would still have rather gotten full price for the cow. 1.2941 0.05136 102 75 24 3
1956 Jack, look, your investment in commodities is really growing. 1.2941 0.05501 102 77 20 5
1957 Distance learning. 1.2941 0.05501 102 77 20 5
1958 Has anyone seen my bean? 1.2941 0.05322 102 76 22 4
1959 Fee for five funds! 1.2941 0.05136 102 75 24 3
1960 We needed fresh ideas and he works for beans, not like the last consultants. 1.2941 0.05501 102 77 20 5
1961 By the way, the market value of beans is going up. 1.2936 0.04929 109 80 26 3
1962 He helps with our cloud archive. 1.2936 0.05099 109 81 24 4
1963 I thought I could escape the escalation 1.2925 0.05356 106 80 21 5
1964 Sorry buddy, we've got the room for the next hour. 1.2913 0.05278 103 77 22 4
1965 Fee-fi-fo-fum, looks like a lot of good things still to come 1.2913 0.05278 103 77 22 4
1966 No--this is Cloud Management--the CEOgre is one cloud up. 1.2913 0.05278 103 77 22 4
1967 Jack, remember your bag of magic beans? Go back down and get another one. They make great coffee. 1.2913 0.05094 103 76 24 3
1968 Well, there goes the price of beans. 1.2913 0.05278 103 77 22 4
1969 Jack, if you're listening, and I know you are, try to stop this. 1.2913 0.05455 103 78 20 5
1970 Everyone say hello to our head bean counter, Jack 1.2913 0.05455 103 78 20 5
1971 Team. Let me introduce, Jack. He's our new bean counter who brings us decades of experience. 1.2913 0.04904 103 75 26 2
1972 Our bean business is taking off like a skyrocket. I've invited an industry expert to join us for a consultation. 1.2913 0.05455 103 78 20 5
1973 Sorry, Jack. The numbers show that the giant is too big to fail. 1.2913 0.05278 103 77 22 4
1974 Fie, Fih, Foh, Fum Inc. Who are you? 1.2913 0.04904 103 75 26 2
1975 He’s just a wannabe bean counter. 1.2913 0.05455 103 78 20 5
1976 Looks like Jack beat us to the punch and went public with Beanstalk. 1.2913 0.05094 103 76 24 3
1977 ... and then Jack realized that "goose that lays golden eggs" is just a metaphor. 1.2913 0.05455 103 78 20 5
1978 The dip in happiness you can see right here is 2020. 1.2913 0.05094 103 76 24 3
1979 And, at the next stop you'll see the cow jumping over the moon 1.2913 0.05627 103 79 18 6
1980 Bean Stock seems to be a good option for growth 1.2913 0.05094 103 76 24 3
1981 Fee-fi-fo-futures! I smell derivatives as the way to grind the little guys' bones into bread and eat them for lunch. 1.2913 0.05455 103 78 20 5
1982 You can see why Jack might think that we are all about fake news. 1.2913 0.05094 103 76 24 3
1983 I smell the blood of an insufficient diversified investor 1.2913 0.05278 103 77 22 4
1984 As predicted, this year's bean sales are sky high. 1.2913 0.05278 103 77 22 4
1985 Sorry the elevator was broken. 1.2913 0.05278 103 77 22 4
1986 I can't believe I climbed all the way up just to see some bean counters. 1.2900 0.04984 100 73 25 2
1987 You have your fictional stories mixed up. 1.2900 0.05374 100 75 21 4
1988 But, does the Golden Goose pay dividends? 1.2900 0.04984 100 73 25 2
1989 Just how secure is our business, now that we operate in the cloud? 1.2900 0.05374 100 75 21 4
1990 Late again, Jack. 1.2900 0.05559 100 76 19 5
1991 Oops! Sorry. Giant mistake. Carry on. 1.2900 0.04984 100 73 25 2
1992 You read the email incorrectly - this isn't a stalk-holder meeting. 1.2900 0.05183 100 74 23 3
1993 Ah, excuse me. Is one of you the Ogre? 1.2900 0.04777 100 72 27 1
1994 And you can see here our bean stock has gone through the roof. 1.2900 0.05183 100 74 23 3
1995 Of course Spriggins here gets all the credit for the rising stalk. 1.2900 0.04777 100 72 27 1
1996 No, keep climbing...Amazon is up on the top cloud. 1.2900 0.05183 100 74 23 3
1997 Jack, I know you think our profits should be rising faster, but your head’s in the clouds. 1.2900 0.05183 100 74 23 3
1998 Spoiler alert heaven also sucks 1.2900 0.04984 100 73 25 2
1999 Can we help you? 1.2900 0.05738 100 77 17 6
2000 And that’s when Jack learned how to invest in bean stocks 1.2900 0.04984 100 73 25 2
2001 Excuse me, is there a restroom on this floor? 1.2900 0.05559 100 76 19 5
2002 I hate to be the one to spill the beans, but we've got a giant hole in the budget. 1.2900 0.05183 100 74 23 3
2003 Hey. Is that my stalker? 1.2900 0.05559 100 76 19 5
2004 Stalker. 1.2900 0.05559 100 76 19 5
2005 That isn’t exactly a Corporate Ladder young man 1.2900 0.05559 100 76 19 5
2006 As you can see, stalks are rising steadily this year. 1.2900 0.05559 100 76 19 5
2007 Sorry to disturb but they were out of scones. Are biscuits fine for everyone ? 1.2900 0.04984 100 73 25 2
2008 Fee Fi Fo Fum I spy nitwits every one 1.2900 0.05738 100 77 17 6
2009 No, we did not call tech support. Out cloud services are working just fine. 1.2900 0.04984 100 73 25 2
2010 Listen, kid, the real golden goose is a solid go-to-market strategy. 1.2900 0.05374 100 75 21 4
2011 Is climbing the 'ladder of success' declared obsolete? 1.2900 0.04984 100 73 25 2
2012 Do any of you have a lead on a new bean counter? 1.2900 0.05738 100 77 17 6
2013 Just because you invested in one, very profitable stalk doesn't mean you can be late to meetings, Jack. 1.2900 0.05559 100 76 19 5
2014 And then Jack cloud sources his way to a portfolio . The end. 1.2900 0.05738 100 77 17 6
2015 Let us show you how bean profits will increase with cloud storage. 1.2900 0.05374 100 75 21 4
2016 Well, we are interested in merging with a rapid growth company. 1.2900 0.05183 100 74 23 3
2017 Just ignore him, he does this every Monday. 1.2900 0.05374 100 75 21 4
2018 Our profit outlook for the first quarter looks robust now that we’ve finalized the golden goose acquisition. 1.2900 0.04777 100 72 27 1
2019 Sorry to interrupt. I must have climbed the wrong beanstalk. 1.2900 0.05738 100 77 17 6
2020 As you can see stocks have been... climbing 1.2900 0.04984 100 73 25 2
2021 Everyone give a warm welcome to our new vine content creator, Jack! 1.2900 0.05183 100 74 23 3
2022 Stock or beanstalk, what goes up must come down. 1.2900 0.05183 100 74 23 3
2023 We have high expectations for you Jack 1.2900 0.05183 100 74 23 3
2024 For those of you who have never met this young intruder, well, you don't know Jack. 1.2897 0.05145 107 80 23 4
2025 I say it's time to get rid of our holdings in cattle futures, and invest heavily in beans. 1.2897 0.05635 107 83 17 7
2026 Jack, you need to stop beanstalking.. 1.2885 0.04668 104 75 28 1
2027 Say hello to Jack everyone. Jack could use some advice from real life bean counters. 1.2885 0.05053 104 77 24 3
2028 Would you like to Beta test our cloud-based Cyber Stalk? 1.2885 0.05409 104 79 20 5
2029 I'm STALKIN here! 1.2883 0.05181 111 84 22 5
2030 Let’s not tell him what the graph really represents. 1.2871 0.05328 101 76 21 4
2031 Fee-fi-fo-fum! I smell the blood of a minority shareholder. 1.2871 0.05688 101 78 17 6
2032 The goose's output has been securitized for maximum market capitalization. 1.2871 0.05139 101 75 23 3
2033 Alright, who was in charge of breeding out their climbing ability? 1.2871 0.05511 101 77 19 5
2034 Listen kid,we didn’t achieve steady growth with magic beans! 1.2871 0.04738 101 73 27 1
2035 We're bean counters, Jack-ass, we're everywhere. 1.2871 0.05511 101 77 19 5
2036 I see that someone from accounting is auditing my presentation 1.2871 0.04943 101 74 25 2
2037 How do we know this isn't a magic bean bubble? 1.2871 0.05328 101 76 21 4
2038 Fee-fi-fo-fum! I smell the blood of a beanstalk-climbing Covid-insider-trading whistleblower bum. 1.2871 0.05328 101 76 21 4
2039 I’m sorry you made the climb for nothing but we decided that the giant fits our current business model. 1.2871 0.04943 101 74 25 2
2040 Ignore him. He doesn't know Jack-Shit. 1.2871 0.05328 101 76 21 4
2041 Great. Now I have to climb back up and tell The Golden Goose the projections are bleaker than expected. 1.2871 0.05139 101 75 23 3
2042 I climb a tree to see heaven and discover that eternity is also banal. 1.2871 0.05688 101 78 17 6
2043 The bathroom? It’s a few more clouds up. 1.2871 0.04943 101 74 25 2
2044 Fee-fi-fo-fum, our exchange-traded funds are delivering capital growth in a challenged economic market. 1.2871 0.04738 101 73 27 1
2045 Maybe being bean counters is about to be highly regarded. 1.2871 0.05139 101 75 23 3
2046 Uh oh, the kid who stole our golden handcuffs is back for our golden parachutes! 1.2871 0.05511 101 77 19 5
2047 A radical spike in green veggies is caused by our new fertilizer “giant growth” . 1.2871 0.05328 101 76 21 4
2048 Micheal, I told you, no virtual backgrounds. 1.2871 0.05511 101 77 19 5
2049 The Giant is offering a cessation of hostilities, Jack, in exchange for partial interest in the magic beans. 1.2871 0.05328 101 76 21 4
2050 As you can see, bean stock is on the rise. 1.2871 0.05511 101 77 19 5
2051 I smell the blood of an investor who just traded a cow for some beans. 1.2871 0.04943 101 74 25 2
2052 Tell Mother Goose we’re still not interested. 1.2871 0.05511 101 77 19 5
2053 Fee-fi-401k. 1.2871 0.04943 101 74 25 2
2054 All that time it took you to climb up here and you still got the coffee order wrong? 1.2871 0.05688 101 78 17 6
2055 Yes Jack, Presentation skills are important even after life. 1.2871 0.05511 101 77 19 5
2056 Let’s all welcome our spokesman Jack joining us today to go over quarterly statements 1.2871 0.05511 101 77 18 5
2057 No, this is tech giants. The one with the golden goose is two vines over. 1.2870 0.05271 108 82 21 5
2058 But this growth is unstable... 1.2870 0.04753 108 79 27 2
2059 Let’s not forget. What goes up can always be chopped down. 1.2870 0.05104 108 81 23 4
2060 Then Jack saw them - the giants of industry 1.2857 0.05012 105 78 24 3
2061 I see a lot of geese, but where are the golden eggs?" 1.2857 0.04811 98 71 26 1
2062 Sorry, no commodity trading here. 1.2857 0.05427 98 74 20 4
2063 The stalk-growth meeting is NEXT week, Jack. 1.2857 0.05230 98 73 22 3
2064 The sales are up, but where's the proof these Magic Beans actually work? 1.2857 0.05230 98 73 22 3
2065 I don't know where you're getting your information, young man. We're an investment firm. We help people build golden NEST eggs. 1.2857 0.05025 98 72 24 2
2066 Do we attribute this growth to the fee, the fi, the fo, or the fum? 1.2857 0.05427 98 74 20 4
2067 Corporations can be giants too, pal. 1.2857 0.05427 98 74 20 4
2068 Sorry, Jack, bean counters are obsolete. 1.2857 0.05230 98 73 22 3
2069 I believe I accurately reflect the views of the entire Board, Jack, when I say to you fee-fi-fo-fum we smell the blood of an Englishman. 1.2857 0.05618 98 75 18 5
2070 Interns rarely got a glimpse into the exec meetings on cloud 9. 1.2857 0.04811 98 71 26 1
2071 We've hired a real expert to help us accelerate our transition to the cloud. 1.2857 0.05427 98 74 20 4
2072 We're Englishmen too. This is just a tax heaven. 1.2857 0.05025 98 72 24 2
2073 Have you signed an NDA? 1.2857 0.05981 98 77 14 7
2074 good the pizza 1.2857 0.05802 98 76 16 6
2075 But is it disruptive enough? 1.2857 0.05025 98 72 24 2
2076 Yeah, he's up there, but I wouldn't bother. We've all got pardons. 1.2857 0.05230 98 73 22 3
2077 Thanks Jack, but we don't need any bean counters here, this is a sales meeting. 1.2857 0.05012 105 78 24 3
2078 I climbed all the way up this beanstalk to see your COVID report and you people aren't even wearing masks! 1.2857 0.05230 98 73 22 3
2079 The stalk market is really taking off. 1.2857 0.05025 98 72 24 2
2080 We're the bean counters, the CEO is three clouds higher. 1.2857 0.05191 105 79 22 4
2081 Remote Work 1.2857 0.05025 98 72 24 2
2082 Late again, Jack. I thought you were switching to corn. 1.2857 0.05427 98 74 20 4
2083 Excuse me. They told me to ask for the golden goose. . . 1.2857 0.05230 98 73 22 3
2084 Good news Jack, profits are up since we sold the castle and downsized the giants. 1.2857 0.05230 98 73 22 3
2085 Next year's strategy includes our pricing change, our transition to First In First Out accounting, and the launch of our new Futuristic Underwater Mobile. In short, "Fee, FIFO, F.U.M." 1.2857 0.05230 98 73 22 3
2086 The Giant is in poultry futures 1.2857 0.05230 98 73 22 3
2087 Hey Jack, mind if we blue sky this bean deal? 1.2857 0.05427 98 74 20 4
2088 So our gross is up 5% this quarter thanks to the residuals on that orphan-baking oven we optioned to the witch. And let's not forget the dried beans we unloaded on that stupid little twerp with th... Fuck... He's right behind me, isn't he? 1.2857 0.05981 98 77 14 7
2089 Change in plan; the giant’s pivoting hard from gold to Bitcoin. 1.2857 0.05230 98 73 22 3
2090 The Singing Harp's losses due to maternity leave are offset by profits from increased golden egg production. 1.2857 0.05427 98 74 20 4
2091 Unless you can find a goose that shits gold, you're going to have to be on time for meetings. 1.2857 0.05618 98 75 18 5
2092 Looks like the freelancer is gaining on us. 1.2857 0.05025 98 72 24 2
2093 No, that's not Waldo. 1.2857 0.05230 98 73 22 3
2094 Just as I thought, the future is beans! 1.2857 0.05802 98 76 16 6
2095 Our guest today will explain investing strategies that come right out of a fairy tale, take it away, Jack... 1.2857 0.05427 98 74 20 4
2096 So 'death by PowerPoint' is real. 1.2857 0.05230 98 73 22 3
2097 I thought the meeting was pushed to Thursday 1.2857 0.05191 105 79 22 4
2098 We're all excited about our growth, Ted, but the metaphor is excessive. 1.2857 0.05427 98 74 20 4
2099 Why didn’t you just log in to our cloud-based meeting, Jack? 1.2857 0.05427 98 74 20 4
2100 Try the next bean stalk, Jack. It's 5G and guaranteed free of giants. 1.2857 0.05230 98 72 22 3
2101 As you can see,the stalks are high. The morals are low. 1.2857 0.05230 98 73 22 3
2102 That's all well and good, Jack, but how do you plan to monetize this beanstalk thing? 1.2857 0.05230 98 73 22 3
2103 Prediction: Jack d/b/a Golden Eggs, Ltd. up; Ogre Life, PC down. 1.2857 0.05618 98 75 18 5
2104 You're just in time Jack, Beanstalks are at an all time high. 1.2857 0.05427 98 74 20 4
2105 Tell the big guy we’re going public and need another dozen. 1.2857 0.05618 98 75 18 5
2106 What it takes to reach the top in the cloud tech space 1.2857 0.05618 98 75 18 5
2107 Good news! There’s a vaccine now - you can all come back to the downtown office. 1.2857 0.05618 98 75 18 5
2108 The God's office is on the top floor 1.2857 0.05618 98 75 18 5
2109 Our 2020 data indicates that the more absurd the cartoon is the more relatable it is to the average reader. 1.2857 0.06154 98 78 12 8
2110 No Green Giant here, just unicorn cloud computing. 1.2857 0.05025 98 71 24 2
2111 Heaven's first level of hell" @ksmithm 1.2857 0.05802 98 76 16 6
2112 The bean stock continues to grow and...oh Jack, you are here 1.2857 0.05230 98 73 22 3
2113 And that’s when Jack stumbled into the Green Giant boardroom. 1.2857 0.05191 105 79 22 4
2114 Of course we can't tell Jack we're charting his motivation. If I knew someone were charting mine, I'd quit. 1.2843 0.05464 102 78 19 5
2115 It seems that Jack wants the secret to the stock market too. 1.2843 0.05464 102 78 19 5
2116 In conclusion, I believe we can be a growth stalk, value stalk, and perhaps even a beanstalk. 1.2843 0.04902 102 75 25 2
2117 It's now Giant Incorporated, kid. 1.2843 0.05096 102 76 23 3
2118 Just as my graph expected. 1.2843 0.05283 102 77 21 4
2119 As Warren predicted, the sky’s the limit on bean futures 1.2843 0.04488 102 73 29 0
2120 As you can see, bean futures are up. 1.2843 0.05639 102 79 17 6
2121 Giants? No, no, we're corporate giants. There's a difference. 1.2843 0.05096 102 76 23 3
2122 I suggest that we invest in bean futures. 1.2843 0.05464 102 78 19 5
2123 Thanks to you, Jack, our Beano sales are skyrocketing! 1.2843 0.05283 102 77 21 4
2124 Do you ever get the feeling you are being stalked? 1.2843 0.05096 102 76 23 3
2125 Don't mind him. He used to be an office boy here at Could 9. Worked his ass off. One day I told him not to work so hard or he would become a dull boy. So Jack went over to that beanstalk and started to play. The rest is history. 1.2843 0.05283 102 77 21 4
2126 Wow, this company really is environmentally friendly, instead of climbing the corporate ladder you have to climb the corporate vine. 1.2843 0.05096 102 76 23 3
2127 Hold on a sec, Ed. Sorry, seems despite our precautions we are once again getting beanstalk-bombed. 1.2843 0.05973 102 81 13 8
2128 I planted a bean...and found bean counters?!? 1.2843 0.05096 102 76 23 3
2129 You’re just in time for a urine sample. 1.2843 0.05639 102 79 17 6
2130 Fee-fi-fo-foud who forgot to put a password on this cloud? 1.2843 0.05283 102 77 21 4
2131 A glimpse into the future 1.2843 0.05464 102 78 19 5
2132 Oh I see the confusion. We are a giant... corporation. 1.2843 0.05096 102 76 23 3
2133 If you'd make a Starbucks run, that'd be great. 1.2843 0.05096 102 76 23 3
2134 Sorry,Jack,this iCloud is full. 1.2830 0.04596 106 77 28 1
2135 As my assistant so nimbly illustrates, growth has exceeded our projections. 1.2828 0.05380 99 75 20 4
2136 I thought our data was safe in the cloud. 1.2828 0.04771 99 72 26 1
2137 I'd like to introduce Jack, our magic bean counter. 1.2828 0.05185 99 74 22 3
2138 The giant layoffs in bean counting led to some miraculous overnight growth! 1.2828 0.05568 99 76 18 5
2139 As you can see, bean futures continue to rise. 1.2828 0.05568 99 76 18 5
2140 Sorry, we off-shored golden egg production back in Q3. 1.2828 0.05380 99 75 20 4
2141 No, you want one cloud up for engineering. We are marketing. 1.2828 0.05185 99 74 22 3
2142 Jack never expected the giant to be corporations 1.2828 0.05568 99 76 18 5
2143 Looks like you have a future in soybeans, Jack. 1.2828 0.05380 99 75 20 4
2144 Welcome to big agro. 1.2828 0.05568 99 76 18 5
2145 Sorry, Jack. The golden egg is one cloud up. 1.2828 0.04549 99 71 28 0
2146 Do you have a receipt for the cow? 1.2828 0.05380 99 75 20 4
2147 You can laugh about his beanstalk, but do you seriously believe a cloud is supporting us up here? 1.2828 0.05185 99 74 22 3
2148 Oh, I thought you meant to share our rising stalks. 1.2828 0.05380 99 75 20 4
2149 Jack. Jack. You're not seeing the big picture here . . . 1.2828 0.05185 99 74 22 3
2150 What a giant disappointment. 1.2828 0.05568 99 76 18 5
2151 Well, Fee-Fi-Fo-Fum, if it isn’t Jack from Compliance. 1.2828 0.05750 99 77 16 6
2152 Are we, perhaps, growing too much? 1.2828 0.05185 99 74 22 3
2153 Your prediction about taking things to new heights in 2020 certainly has come true! 1.2828 0.05185 99 74 22 3
2154 Jack is surprised to learn giants look a little different from his last trip up the bean stock 1.2828 0.05185 99 74 22 3
2155 Jack, we've been encouraging you to the climb the corporate ladder. 1.2828 0.05380 99 75 20 4
2156 Well... we had to diversify the portfolio after you stole his damn hen! 1.2828 0.05185 99 74 22 3
2157 ... then Jack saw the Giants of Industry 1.2828 0.05185 99 74 22 3
2158 As far as we know, Jack is not aware that we are tracking his progress here in The Cloud, which of course is in his best interest. 1.2816 0.05054 103 77 23 3
2159 Sorry, kid... this is just a virtual cloud. 1.2816 0.05418 103 79 19 5
2160 Analysis shows continued growth, followed by a sizable market disruption, then a solid return on investment in poultry futures." 1.2816 0.05418 103 79 19 5
2161 Since we added Jack, beanstock sales have gone through the roof. 1.2816 0.05054 103 77 23 3
2162 Come join us- There are much less stressful ways to make money. 1.2816 0.05239 103 78 21 4
2163 As you can see here, stalks have historically gone up. 1.2816 0.04662 103 75 27 1
2164 Fee fi fo fum, someone put ayahuasca in the water cooler again. 1.2816 0.05418 103 79 19 5
2165 On the plus-side, magic bean trades are sky-high! 1.2812 0.05868 96 75 15 6
2166 It’s Jack the Corporate Giant Slayer! 1.2812 0.05278 96 72 21 3
2167 Jack is here to share his thoughts on the rapid growth opportunities in bean futures. 1.2812 0.05066 96 71 23 2
2168 Jack, are you stalking us? 1.2812 0.05066 96 71 23 2
2169 So much for a secure cloud. 1.2812 0.05482 96 73 19 4
2170 Now THAT'S the short-term stalk growth the board expects! 1.2812 0.05278 96 72 21 3
2171 I'd like to pass this idea by our golden goose expert Jack 1.2812 0.05482 96 73 19 4
2172 This is how we are able to do same day delivery 1.2812 0.05066 96 71 23 2
2173 Oh, sorry. I thought you said beanstalk options. 1.2812 0.05482 96 73 19 4
2174 Just another meeting of the bean counters 1.2812 0.05482 96 73 19 4
2175 Jack! Your bean stock is way up! 1.2812 0.05278 96 72 21 3
2176 There are assholes in the sky!" - Jack (apologies to Mr. Sondheim 1.2812 0.05278 96 72 21 3
2177 Late again! What's your excuse this time? 1.2812 0.05066 96 71 23 2
2178 As you can see Jack's bean stock is really climbing. 1.2812 0.05678 96 74 17 5
2179 Monsanto has transitioned to the cloud. Now hand over those seeds. 1.2812 0.05278 96 72 21 3
2180 I’d like to know why there are no Asians in this meeting. 1.2812 0.05066 96 71 23 2
2181 The stalk market is way up this year. 1.2812 0.05482 96 73 19 4
2182 um, I think we should briefly pause for a moment and get our heads out of the clouds. 1.2812 0.05278 96 72 21 3
2183 That's it, Intern, six feet apart. 1.2812 0.05066 96 71 23 2
2184 Well, actually we are giants. Giants of industry, but giants nonetheless. 1.2812 0.05066 96 71 23 2
2185 I thought Hell was in the other direction! 1.2812 0.05278 96 72 21 3
2186 Jack, you don’t know beans. 1.2812 0.05482 96 73 19 4
2187 Little boy, we are giants. Giants of industry. 1.2812 0.05066 96 71 23 2
2188 why jack invested in apple 1.2812 0.05678 96 74 17 5
2189 I'm sorry but these growth projections are pure fantasy. 1.2812 0.05482 96 73 19 4
2190 Beans are going through the roof. 1.2812 0.05278 96 72 21 3
2191 Which one of you is the Giant? 1.2812 0.05482 96 73 19 4
2192 How many beans? 1.2812 0.05066 96 71 23 2
2193 Magic bean futures are sky high. 1.2812 0.05066 96 71 23 2
2194 Sorry, Jack, we acquired Giant Enterprises six years ago. The big dude retired and bought a mansion in the Hamptons. 1.2812 0.05868 96 75 15 6
2195 Only in fairy tales will you see a 2020 chart that looks like that. 1.2812 0.05868 96 75 15 6
2196 Jack, it's your hemp stock 1.2812 0.05678 96 74 17 5
2197 The meeting rooms were all busy! 1.2812 0.05066 96 71 23 2
2198 Alas, proof to my teacher that my Bean Growth Chart WAS uploaded to the cloud. 1.2812 0.04845 96 70 25 1
2199 I don't want to hear another story about giants Jack, you're late. 1.2812 0.05482 96 73 19 4
2200 With our move to the cloud, we've finally eliminated all concerns about corporate espionage. 1.2812 0.06052 96 76 13 7
2201 Ever since we migrated to the cloud our stalks have gone through the roof. 1.2812 0.05066 96 71 23 2
2202 You might want to count those beans again, Sam. 1.2812 0.05066 96 71 23 2
2203 Jack informed that cloud storage will go up to $19.95. 1.2812 0.05278 96 72 21 3
2204 On the other hand our bean investments have been doing quite well for us. 1.2812 0.05678 96 74 17 5
2205 I GUARANTEE our security will be air-tight now that we’ve moved our business to the cloud... 1.2812 0.05066 96 71 23 2
2206 Another bean counter stalking us!" 1.2812 0.05066 96 71 23 2
2207 Bean sales are through the roof. 1.2812 0.05278 96 72 21 3
2208 It's more than just a metaphor, Jack. 1.2812 0.04845 96 70 25 1
2209 Industrial espionage is reaching new heights! 1.2812 0.05678 96 74 17 5
2210 As you can see, bean stocks are up 25% 1.2812 0.05482 96 73 19 4
2211 Corporate Giants? 1.2812 0.05278 96 72 21 3
2212 Keep climbing Jack, there's nothing here but turkeys. 1.2812 0.05278 96 72 21 3
2213 I'd like you all to meet Jack, our new Head of Growth. 1.2812 0.04613 96 69 27 0
2214 Gary forgot to book the conference room. 1.2812 0.04845 96 70 25 1
2215 Wow! The Cloud really does exist for corporate data. 1.2812 0.05278 96 72 21 3
2216 No, we're just bean counters. 1.2812 0.05066 96 71 23 2
2217 Welcome to our weekly bean counter meeting 1.2812 0.05482 96 73 19 4
2218 Why am I not surprised? 1.2812 0.05678 96 74 17 5
2219 I see majic bean stalks are up a third, maybe time to sell. 1.2812 0.05278 96 72 21 3
2220 Soybean futures are up. 1.2812 0.05278 96 72 21 3
2221 Whoops! I think I have the wrong giant. 1.2812 0.05278 96 72 21 3
2222 So we are all agreed that the British have finally become irrelevant? 1.2812 0.05482 96 73 19 4
2223 Cloud computing is fast, easy, and it costs beans. 1.2812 0.05482 96 73 19 4
2224 Despite recent threats,we're confident in our cloud security. 1.2812 0.05066 96 71 23 2
2225 Looks like bean futures are on the rise. 1.2812 0.05278 96 72 21 3
2226 As you can see...Oh, look, speaking of climbing, there’s our intrepid bean counter. 1.2812 0.05066 96 71 23 2
2227 It's ours. Genetically modified. 1.2812 0.05278 96 72 21 3
2228 I see our sales aren't the only things that have been climbing. 1.2812 0.05678 96 74 17 5
2229 Jack already knew growth was possible so didn't mind missing the meeting 1.2812 0.05482 96 73 19 4
2230 Go to six, and ask for Fee-fi-fo-fum. 1.2812 0.05278 96 72 21 3
2231 Here we have a prime example of how self-sufficiency can indeed be traded for unrealistic profits. 1.2812 0.05482 96 73 19 4
2232 Are you guys bean counters? 1.2812 0.05278 96 72 21 3
2233 The cloud isn’t a metaphor!?! 1.2812 0.05066 96 71 23 2
2234 Jack's stocks are rising, but but they will be getting riskier as he moves higher. 1.2812 0.05482 96 73 19 4
2235 If this isn’t magic then what is? 1.2812 0.05278 96 72 21 3
2236 We discovered it’s much more profitable to short beans and go long on cattle. 1.2812 0.05482 96 73 19 4
2237 And at that point Jack realized he probably could have taken an elevator. 1.2812 0.04845 96 70 25 1
2238 We recommend you put your golden eggs in a low risk IRA 1.2812 0.05278 96 72 21 3
2239 No masks, no social distances, and you you guys still got into heaven? I guess you can take it with you. 1.2812 0.06052 96 76 13 7
2240 Jack’s here to solve our giant cloud problem. 1.2812 0.05278 96 72 21 3
2241 Wrong stalk 1.2812 0.05278 96 72 21 3
2242 I'm the ghost of Christmas future. You shouldn't have sold your cow for those beans. 1.2812 0.05278 96 72 21 3
2243 Dont mind me, just here to check on the top 1% 1.2812 0.05066 96 71 23 2
2244 Excuse me Jack, you cannot be spying on ‘God’s plan’ 1.2812 0.05482 96 73 19 4
2245 I have this room booked. 1.2812 0.05066 96 71 23 2
2246 I climbed to the top for this? 1.2812 0.05482 96 73 19 4
2247 Yes this is "the cloud", stop stalking us. 1.2812 0.05278 96 72 21 3
2248 The elevator was broken. 1.2812 0.05482 96 73 19 4
2249 Hm. It turns out stockbrokers do go to heaven. 1.2812 0.05066 96 71 23 2
2250 Sorry, wrong stalk meeting 1.2812 0.05868 96 75 15 6
2251 And at the top of the beanstalk, Jack found the boardroom of the giant monopoly that had enslaved her mom to minimum wage subsistence, all the while keeping her hours just low enough to deprive her of full-time benefits, and squeezing the life force out of her with punishing expectations of what she could accomplish during the hours she was allowed to work. And because Jack could not afford to go to college, and instead educated himself via podcasts and blogs, he looked upon the corporate board with admiration. Because these men in suits, these titans of their own bootstraps, embodied for Jack the American dream... private enterprise writ large and in charge... 1.2812 0.06052 96 76 13 7
2252 Fee-fi-fo-fum! I smell an opportunity to synergistically actualize scalable solutions. 1.2812 0.05868 96 75 15 6
2253 Everyone, give Jack a hand. He’s taken our beanstock through the roof. 1.2812 0.04845 96 70 25 1
2254 sir that is for employees only you will need to use the corporate ladder 1.2812 0.05066 96 71 23 2
2255 Oops, wrong floor... 1.2804 0.05602 107 84 16 7
2256 Oh, its the the corporate Giants. 1.2804 0.05277 107 82 20 5
2257 You think those golden eggs just sit there appreciating in value without asset managers? 1.2800 0.05140 100 75 22 3
2258 There is no down side in the bean market! 1.2800 0.05140 100 75 22 3
2259 This ain’t no fairy tail. Our firewall sucks. 1.2800 0.05140 100 75 22 3
2260 Another member of the 1%!? Who spilled the beans? 1.2800 0.05333 100 76 20 4
2261 I see Jack has finally worked his way up the corporate beanstalk." 1.2796 0.05376 93 70 20 3
2262 .. and as you can see here, our "Magic Bean" portfolio continues to climb as we re-structure for the Cloud. 1.2796 0.05590 93 71 18 4
2263 Why do you look so confused? 1.2796 0.05590 93 71 18 4
2264 I'm sure you'd agree there's enormous growth potential in today's stalks. 1.2796 0.05795 93 72 16 5
2265 Most of us get here by the corporate ladder. 1.2796 0.05590 93 71 18 4
2266 Forget plastics. Beans! 1.2796 0.04922 93 68 24 1
2267 He's after our golden parachutes. 1.2796 0.05154 93 69 22 2
2268 As you can see our cloud based business model is still subject to the feelers of the hedge funds. 1.2796 0.05590 93 71 18 4
2269 As you can see, our magical fruit marketing campaign proved very effective and we are now seeing a significant number of people eating their beans at every meal. 1.2796 0.05590 93 71 18 4
2270 No meeting is complete without hearing from the bean counters. 1.2796 0.05154 93 69 22 2
2271 Cow shares are bullish and beans have sky rocketed 1.2796 0.05376 93 70 20 3
2272 Jack realized life was better below the top of the beanstalk... 1.2796 0.05376 93 70 20 3
2273 Looks like Jack the Giant Corporation Slayer is here. 1.2796 0.05376 93 70 20 3
2274 "Don't get distracted by him. Remember—this is a reality show!" 1.2796 0.05154 93 69 22 2
2275 Is there anywhere in the cloud where I can have lunch after the meeting 1.2796 0.05993 93 73 14 6
2276 Go away. This is a private meeting in the cloud. 1.2796 0.05795 93 72 16 5
2277 FACT: Most folks in cloud meetings don't know Jack. 1.2796 0.05376 93 70 20 3
2278 I guess it's not quite insider trading, but it's still cheating. 1.2796 0.05795 93 72 16 5
2279 You’re late, again. Don’t blame the ‘giant’ in the room. 1.2796 0.05154 93 69 22 2
2280 We’re getting great returns on our bean stock. 1.2796 0.05154 93 69 22 2
2281 Here comes the bean counter 1.2796 0.05795 93 72 16 5
2282 Jack,this is the 3rd time you've been late this week. 1.2796 0.05154 93 69 22 2
2283 Fe-fi-fo-fum, I smell a forecasting fairy tale. 1.2796 0.05795 93 71 16 5
2284 We count the magic beans. The castle is farther up 1.2796 0.05993 93 73 14 6
2285 Yes, Jack, we know. Your cow was repossessed for non-payment. Now you really need to go to reception, or I'll call security. 1.2796 0.05590 93 71 18 4
2286 It looks like we have a (bean) stalker 1.2796 0.05154 93 69 22 2
2287 As you see here, our new stalk market strategy is proving successful. 1.2796 0.04922 93 68 24 1
2288 Hey, kid! Would you like to invest in some of our company's magic beans? 1.2796 0.05376 93 70 20 3
2289 So,this is where the beans are counted. 1.2796 0.05590 93 71 18 4
2290 "Magic-bean stocks are going up, no pun intended." 1.2796 0.05376 93 70 20 3
2291 Sorry, you've missed the initial stalk offering. 1.2796 0.05590 93 71 18 4
2292 Don't be ridiculous, we stopped grinding bones for bread 3 quarters ago. 1.2796 0.05590 93 71 18 4
2293 Uh oh, our stalker is back. 1.2796 0.05376 93 70 20 3
2294 Ax sales are up throughout the kingdom. 1.2796 0.05590 93 71 18 4
2295 I recommend that we continue investing in soybean futures 1.2796 0.04922 93 68 24 1
2296 Damn, this is definitely not worth a cow. 1.2796 0.05376 93 70 20 3
2297 At the top of the giant beanstalk, Jack finds the bean counters. 1.2796 0.05376 93 70 20 3
2298 I didn't know "the giant" would be a corporation! 1.2796 0.04679 93 67 26 0
2299 To Jack’s surprise, selling his Mom’s cow grew into a bullish market. The two lived happily ever after! 1.2796 0.05154 93 69 22 2
2300 He wasn’t expecting a Giant of industry 1.2796 0.05590 93 71 18 4
2301 Stock market, not stalk market! 1.2796 0.05376 93 70 20 3
2302 Sorry I'm late, the elevator is broken. 1.2796 0.05590 93 71 18 4
2303 I've called you here today because, as you can see, our Magic Bean product has been doing quite well throughout the world, except here in England where they've been having that Englishman eating giant problem. 1.2796 0.05590 93 71 18 4
2304 And here you can see the exponential growth we gave achieved in genetically modified beanstalk height. 1.2796 0.05795 93 72 16 5
2305 Jack, are you stalking our meeting? 1.2796 0.05154 93 69 22 2
2306 No, this is the Pork Bellies meeting. The Magic Bean futures is one level up. 1.2796 0.05376 93 70 20 3
2307 The future's in Soybeans, not Pork bellies. If you can spare one Englishman, I can explain. 1.2796 0.05376 93 70 20 3
2308 As you can see bean commodities are trending up. 1.2796 0.05590 93 71 18 4
2309 But it’s much more fun to believe in the golden goose. 1.2796 0.05154 93 69 22 2
2310 Sorry about that folks. It appears the glass ceiling is now permeable to children. 1.2796 0.05154 93 69 22 2
2311 Jack inadvertently climbs the corporate beanstalk 1.2796 0.04922 93 68 24 1
2312 Due to budget cutbacks, we'll have to let Fee Fi and Fo go. Fum, congratulations. 1.2796 0.04922 93 68 24 1
2313 Hit the stalk, Jack! You don't know beans about business! 1.2796 0.05590 93 71 18 4
2314 Ignore us. We're just bean counters. 1.2796 0.05376 93 70 20 3
2315 Do you guys have a minute to talk about your vehicles extended warranty? 1.2796 0.05154 93 69 22 2
2316 Well, yes, we are a corporate giant, and we make plenty of bread...but there hasn't been a castle here for some years now. 1.2796 0.05154 93 69 22 2
2317 You must be lost. This is the bean stock. 1.2796 0.05154 93 69 22 2
2318 Let welcome our new bean counter. 1.2796 0.05154 93 69 22 2
2319 now from our head bean counter... 1.2796 0.05590 93 71 18 4
2320 Looks like our bean counters dropped another one. 1.2796 0.05376 93 70 20 3
2321 Beanstalk sales are skyrocketing. Isn’t that right Jack? 1.2796 0.05590 93 71 18 4
2322 Ignore him, he just wants his beans counted! 1.2796 0.05795 93 72 16 5
2323 Joining us late is Jaques, who was tasked with finding a creative way to illustrate how our STOCK is rising but appears to have trouble with English homonyms. 1.2796 0.05376 93 70 20 3
2324 It's called "Stalk Indexing". Now Jack, show us what happens if the vaccines don't work. 1.2796 0.05795 93 72 16 5
2325 Jacks secret source of insider trading tips. 1.2796 0.05590 93 71 18 4
2326 Jack - this is only Cloud 9 - no ogres - go away! 1.2796 0.05590 93 71 18 4
2327 Genetically engineered soy bean futures are not the kind of stalk we invest in young pup. 1.2796 0.05154 93 69 22 2
2328 Nothing to be concerned about: he's just searching for something he saved up here. 1.2796 0.05154 93 69 22 2
2329 I told Mom this investment would pay off. 1.2796 0.05154 93 69 22 2
2330 Where have you bean Jack? 1.2796 0.05154 93 69 22 2
2331 It would seem the stalks have skyrocketed over the past month. 1.2796 0.05376 93 70 20 3
2332 According to Jack, beanstalk futures are on the way up. 1.2796 0.04679 93 67 26 0
2333 As far as the bean stock goes, the trend is your friend. 1.2796 0.05154 93 69 22 2
2334 Our stalks are both way up! 1.2796 0.05154 93 69 22 2
2335 Jack,where have you bean?? 1.2796 0.05154 93 69 22 2
2336 Hey, you folks have any idea what’s going on down there? 1.2796 0.05376 93 70 20 3
2337 As Jack will tell you, beanstalk is dramatically rising. 1.2796 0.05376 93 70 20 3
2338 Holy smoke, so this is where all the good ones are gone! 1.2796 0.04922 93 68 24 1
2339 Hi Jack. Welcome to Cloud Zoom! 1.2796 0.05993 93 73 14 6
2340 Unbelievable! Even up here, our competitor is stalking us. 1.2796 0.05154 93 69 22 2
2341 Yikes! The Bean Counters!! 1.2796 0.05154 93 69 22 2
2342 Sorry, no, we're the bean COUNTers. 1.2796 0.05376 93 70 20 3
2343 Jack, I thought I told you this was a closed cloud meeting. 1.2796 0.05590 93 71 18 4
2344 Which level is the bean stock trading floor? 1.2796 0.05795 93 72 16 5
2345 And, now let's talk about stalk futures. 1.2796 0.05590 93 71 18 4
2346 Looks like stocks are going up. 1.2796 0.04679 93 67 26 0
2347 The guy with the harp? Two clouds over. 1.2796 0.05154 93 69 22 2
2348 Uh, Wrong floor. This is Jack N. Bean's STOCK meeting! 1.2796 0.05376 93 70 20 3
2349 We're bigger than the giant - Jack won't be able to take us down. 1.2796 0.05795 93 72 16 5
2350 You're always late - use the elevator in the future. 1.2796 0.05376 93 70 20 3
2351 We've had more and more interlopers because you couldn't resist planting that damn bean. 1.2796 0.05993 93 73 14 6
2352 Magic Bean Counters. 1.2796 0.05376 93 70 20 3
2353 '"Have the meeting in the cloud,' you said. 'There will be fewer distractions,' you said." 1.2796 0.05154 93 69 22 2
2354 Jack, do not stalk us. 1.2796 0.05154 93 69 22 2
2355 The magic bean grew into a tall vine, taking Jack to The Bean Counters! 1.2796 0.04922 93 68 24 1
2356 Mr. Roberts,as the company's security advisor, what is your contingency plan for being hacked by Jack in the Beanstalk? 1.2796 0.05376 93 70 20 3
2357 ...and you assured us that everything would be coming up roses! 1.2796 0.05376 93 70 20 3
2358 It seems the stock prices for magic beans have dramatically increased. 1.2796 0.05590 93 71 18 4
2359 My Stockbroker told me that you'd be on Cloud 9. 1.2796 0.05590 93 71 18 4
2360 Jack in the sky with Dow Jones. 1.2796 0.04922 93 68 24 1
2361 Hey, you don't know beans about intellectual property law Jack. 1.2796 0.05376 93 70 20 3
2362 You said stock split? 1.2796 0.05590 93 71 18 4
2363 Obviously you don't know beans about cloud meetings Jack. 1.2796 0.05590 93 71 18 4
2364 Jack's hunch that the holiday party planning meeting was taking place without him proved correct. It had been worth the cow, and that photo of Delores. 1.2796 0.05590 93 71 18 4
2365 Ladies and gentlemen, it's my pleasure to present the newest member of our board. 1.2796 0.05376 93 70 20 3
2366 Sorry, but this meeting isn't for the bean counters. 1.2796 0.05993 93 73 14 6
2367 We prefer a consistent growth pattern. 1.2796 0.04922 93 68 24 1
2368 Working in the cloud isn't as complicated as I thought. 1.2796 0.05376 93 70 20 3
2369 No, bean stock! Stock! It says it right on the package! 1.2796 0.05795 93 72 16 5
2370 Jack knew no one would believe the truth. 1.2796 0.05154 93 69 22 2
2371 doesn't look so good up here either 1.2796 0.05376 93 70 20 3
2372 Nonsense, there is zero risk of man-eating giants. 1.2796 0.05376 93 70 20 3
2373 If he climbs that high, we should hire him. 1.2796 0.05376 93 70 20 3
2374 Better sell before the stalk market crashes. 1.2796 0.05993 93 73 14 6
2375 No wonder the Giant was so pissed off! 1.2796 0.05376 93 70 20 3
2376 The kid says his father is a giant in the market; but, what does he know about beans? 1.2796 0.05154 93 69 22 2
2377 Bean stalks are rocketing 1.2796 0.05376 93 70 20 3
2378 Allow me to... interjackt 1.2796 0.05795 93 72 15 5
2379 Sorry, Jim. I said in the memo everybody should bring their own chairs. 1.2796 0.05376 93 70 20 3
2380 Maybe we should pay more attention to what's going on outside the screen. 1.2796 0.05376 93 70 20 3
2381 It looks like the bean business is looking up for our stockholders. 1.2796 0.04922 93 68 24 1
2382 What's all this talk about a giant comedown? 1.2796 0.05590 93 71 18 4
2383 I knew that the Cloud would have security issues 1.2796 0.05795 93 72 16 5
2384 As the outside director, Jack thought the rest of the Board had their heads in the clouds 1.2796 0.05154 93 69 22 2
2385 I want to buy a 100 shares of AirBNB. 1.2796 0.05154 93 69 22 2
2386 I thought moving to the cloud would be more secure. 1.2796 0.05376 93 70 20 3
2387 Bean stocks have seen explosive growth since moving operations to the cloud. 1.2796 0.04679 93 67 26 0
2388 wow a meeting in the cloud. 1.2796 0.05376 93 70 20 3
2389 Who forgot to pay the cybersecurity bill"? 1.2796 0.05154 93 69 22 2
2390 We're not chasing you Jack. We all know how this one ends. 1.2796 0.05993 93 73 14 6
2391 Captains of industry really, but giants will do. 1.2796 0.05376 93 70 20 3
2392 Not a pot of gold, Jack, but we’ve see a great future for you in commodities trading. 1.2796 0.05154 93 69 22 2
2393 Or you could just buy a couple of magic beans. 1.2796 0.05590 93 71 18 4
2394 I'm sorry. If you lost your password you need a handful of magic beans. 1.2796 0.05590 93 71 18 4
2395 Our stalks are skyrocketing. 1.2796 0.05376 93 70 20 3
2396 Wrong meeting.. The magic beans meeting is one vine over. 1.2796 0.05590 93 71 18 4
2397 Jenkins, you promised me that moving our business into 'the cloud' would make it secure! 1.2796 0.05376 93 70 20 3
2398 As you can see, stalks are up beyond expectations 1.2796 0.05154 93 69 22 2
2399 Because 'Jack and the Bean Counters' fits our time. 1.2796 0.05376 93 70 20 3
2400 Old school cloud hackers discovered. 1.2796 0.05795 93 72 16 5
2401 I never trusted these cloud based apps 1.2796 0.05376 93 70 20 3
2402 How can you explain that Peeping Jack? You said our data would be safe in the cloud! 1.2796 0.05795 93 72 16 5
2403 The team is predicting Giant returns this quarter. 1.2796 0.05154 93 69 22 2
2404 Don't get distracted by fairy tales... the cloud secuity is impenetrable... 1.2796 0.05376 93 70 20 3
2405 I should have saved the beans for fajita night. 1.2796 0.05590 93 71 18 4
2406 As you can see, soy bean futures are sky high 1.2796 0.05376 93 70 20 3
2407 I thought all the giants were old white guys. Or am I just living in a fairy tale? 1.2796 0.05590 93 71 18 4
2408 I think you are being too sanguine. I smell a giant downturn coming. 1.2796 0.05993 93 73 14 6
2409 This is cirrus business, son! 1.2796 0.05154 93 69 22 2
2410 Tell him we don't need bean counters. 1.2796 0.05590 93 71 18 4
2411 As all data indicates, bean stocks continue to rise. 1.2796 0.05154 93 69 22 2
2412 No, sorry. No giants here. Only giant profits. 1.2796 0.05376 93 70 20 3
2413 If you're looking for a giant return of your investment keep climbing. 1.2796 0.05795 93 72 16 5
2414 Jack found his own way to the meeting in the cloud. 1.2796 0.05590 93 71 18 4
2415 I'm Ok as long as its going up! 1.2796 0.05154 93 69 22 2
2416 He moved out yesterday. Said someone was stalking him. 1.2796 0.05376 93 70 20 3
2417 Won't you looks at that–stalks are on the rise. 1.2796 0.05154 93 69 22 2
2418 Magic bean sales have gone up 500% since SOMEONE loves interrupting our board meetings... 1.2796 0.05154 93 69 22 2
2419 Bean stocks are at an all time high. 1.2796 0.05590 93 71 18 4
2420 Ah. That kind of giant. I suppose those golden eggs were figurative too. 1.2796 0.04922 93 68 24 1
2421 I’ve seen a new fast growing stock we should check out! 1.2796 0.05590 93 71 18 4
2422 As you can see, our prospects are climbing. 1.2796 0.04922 93 68 24 1
2423 I told you we need a gardener to get rid of those weeds. 1.2796 0.05993 93 73 14 6
2424 And here's Jack, to tell us about our latest growth stalk. 1.2796 0.05795 93 72 16 5
2425 He doesn’t even know he wants it yet. 1.2796 0.05154 93 69 22 2
2426 Looks like a growth industry. 1.2796 0.05154 93 69 22 2
2427 “He’s not here. He’s on sabbatical.” 1.2796 0.05795 93 72 16 5
2428 Gang, here's the bean counter who'll show us a magical way to experience overnight growth. 1.2796 0.05376 93 70 20 3
2429 Tall & Large is two vines up 1.2796 0.04922 93 68 24 1
2430 Jack, as an experienced trader in the bean market, perhaps you could advise us on our takeover bid for Green Giant. 1.2796 0.05376 93 70 20 3
2431 Curious Jack goes up to see how they rate his stalk. 1.2796 0.05376 93 70 20 3
2432 ah! I knew I the presentation was available on cloud 1.2796 0.05376 93 70 20 3
2433 We should have let him in on the secret group chat. 1.2796 0.05795 93 72 16 5
2434 Anyone at least have a golden parachute? 1.2796 0.05590 93 71 18 4
2435 Stalks and Bonds” 1.2796 0.05376 93 70 20 3
2436 Us? We're the corporate giant's magic bean counters. 1.2796 0.05590 93 71 18 4
2437 The business can scale, we get it. 1.2796 0.05376 93 70 20 3
2438 Ah, our new bean counter is here. 1.2796 0.05590 93 71 18 4
2439 No, this is accounting. Keep going up two levels and it’s on the right 1.2796 0.05154 93 69 22 2
2440 It's neverending. WFH just becomes work from heaven! 1.2796 0.05590 93 71 18 4
2441 Couldn't this have been covered in an email? 1.2796 0.05590 93 71 18 4
2442 This is Cloud9, son. Giant Castle is eight clouds up. 1.2796 0.04679 93 67 26 0
2443 Jack and the beanstalk 2: the corporate giant 1.2796 0.05795 93 72 16 5
2444 Seems the beans annnnnd the mushrooms were magic . . . 1.2796 0.05795 93 72 16 5
2445 Hey Jack, what about the bean stocks? 1.2796 0.05590 93 71 18 4
2446 Jack was awed to reach the top of he stalk and find cloud support that would turn heads even in the Valley Silicon 1.2796 0.05590 93 71 18 4
2447 We predict it will never stop growing. 1.2796 0.05376 93 70 20 3
2448 Sorry, I’m late,” said Jack. “I didn’t realize this meeting was in-person 1.2796 0.05376 93 70 20 3
2449 Sorry to interrupt, guys, but you weren’t answering my prayers. I know the data is baffling but this no time to have our heads in the clouds. 1.2796 0.05795 93 72 16 5
2450 Sorry, the goose was moved to the 32nd floor with accounting. 1.2796 0.05154 93 69 22 2
2451 It was at this point that jack realized that he didn’t want to be in marketing...sadly it was too late 1.2796 0.05376 93 70 20 3
2452 How high do I have to be to escape this reality? 1.2796 0.05376 93 70 20 3
2453 No no, accounting is in the 4th 1.2796 0.05154 93 69 22 2
2454 You’re looking for HR? That’s actually three clouds up. 1.2796 0.05795 93 72 16 5
2455 I know we're telecommuting, but this cloud based technology is a bit extreme. 1.2796 0.05993 93 73 14 6
2456 Jack decided it was time for a redistribution of wealth 1.2796 0.05376 93 70 20 3
2457 And according to this here projection Jack will climb the beanstalk, well, today. 1.2796 0.05376 93 70 20 3
2458 As you can see, our stalks have been rising throughout this quarter 1.2796 0.05154 93 69 22 2
2459 Bean stalk price was jacked up today, but the Goose says we shouldn’t be putting all our golden eggs in one basket. 1.2793 0.04818 111 83 25 3
2460 Someone needs to educate the intern about "business formal" 1.2788 0.05543 104 81 17 6
2461 These beans have produced a crop of true corporate Bean counters 1.2788 0.05195 104 79 21 4
2462 Talk about a year of unprecedented growth. 1.2784 0.05433 97 74 19 4
2463 Your stats are one thing - but I think we’re missing a giant opportunity! 1.2784 0.05022 97 72 23 2
2464 Corporate espionage takes many forms. 1.2784 0.05815 97 76 15 6
2465 Too late. Vine's finished and everyone's moved to the cloud. 1.2784 0.05627 97 75 17 5
2466 Ai, Chihuahua, Diversidad? Comunicación? Those Mexican beans worked!" 1.2784 0.04803 97 71 25 1
2467 Hey look guys,it's old money! 1.2784 0.05433 97 74 19 4
2468 I heard it through the grapevine that your hiring! 1.2784 0.05022 97 72 23 2
2469 You're right here, you still have a ways to go to the top. 1.2784 0.05433 97 74 19 4
2470 Where's the giant? 1.2784 0.05433 97 74 19 4
2471 Where Jack gets his stalk tips. 1.2784 0.05231 97 73 21 3
2472 Huh, well I’ll be. You were right, Greg. You did smell the blood of an Englishman. 1.2784 0.05022 97 72 23 2
2473 Heaven is not all it's cracked up to be. 1.2784 0.05231 97 73 21 3
2474 Hi, I’m looking for angel-investors for my food company. And full disclosure, I use GMOs 1.2784 0.05433 97 74 19 4
2475 Jack, skirting the corporate ladder... 1.2784 0.05022 97 72 23 2
2476 Excuse me, young man, do you know stalking is illegal? 1.2784 0.04803 97 71 25 1
2477 And I say we at ACME Beanstalk Co. simply cannot take for granted our fluffy position over the competition any longer. 1.2784 0.05433 97 74 19 4
2478 Oh no,the auditor is here! 1.2784 0.05231 97 73 21 3
2479 Jack... we've been charting your rise for some time. 1.2784 0.05022 97 72 23 2
2480 'So this is what cloud computing is?' 1.2784 0.05433 97 74 19 4
2481 As you can see here, converting golden eggs into bitcoin has proven to be s successful strategy... 1.2784 0.05022 97 72 23 2
2482 Our pie in the sky and beanstalk sales are on cloud nine. 1.2784 0.05022 97 72 23 2
2483 Upward mobility re-defined. 1.2784 0.05231 97 73 21 3
2484 No wonder they get a golden parachute 1.2784 0.05815 97 76 15 6
2485 We all died of boredom 1.2784 0.05433 97 74 19 4
2486 Nothing but up. With today's acquisition the "Magic Beans" initiative has netted over 75 million gullible idiots. Now that the efficacy of the program is proven, we can switch from the political arena to enterprise-level commercial ventures. 1.2784 0.05627 97 75 17 5
2487 Of course there's an element of risk, but my people are telling me to get out of gold. Bean futures are looking up. 1.2784 0.05022 97 72 23 2
2488 ok, who was last to use the beanstalk and forgot to turn it off? 1.2784 0.05433 97 74 19 4
2489 If this is what heaven is like, I can't imagine what it must be like in hell. 1.2784 0.05815 97 76 15 6
2490 I’ll have some of what he’s growing! 1.2784 0.05022 97 72 23 2
2491 Jack, I won’t tell you again, it’s three creams and two sugars. 1.2784 0.05433 97 74 19 4
2492 as you can see the nomber of people That decipher our secret location is increasing. 1.2784 0.05433 97 74 19 4
2493 That intern always seems to be up to something. 1.2784 0.05022 97 72 23 2
2494 It’s time to invest in bean futures!!! 1.2784 0.05231 97 73 21 3
2495 Fee fi fo fum, I smell the need to improve our cloud security. 1.2784 0.05997 97 77 13 7
2496 I resent the term, "Bean Counter." 1.2784 0.05627 97 75 17 5
2497 You've got to understand -- it's 2020 down there! 1.2784 0.05627 97 75 17 5
2498 We continue to see more and more work moving to the cloud... but is it secure 1.2784 0.05022 97 72 23 2
2499 Anyway, that's when we'll liquidate our Golden Goose positio... sorry, didn't realize we had a guest? 1.2784 0.05231 97 73 21 3
2500 As you can see Bean Futures are climbing right out of sight. 1.2784 0.05627 97 75 17 5
2501 Are those bean counters certifying votes?" 1.2784 0.05022 97 72 23 2
2502 According to this poorly drawn line you are halfway there 1.2784 0.05433 97 74 19 4
2503 Grinding bones for the giant is the backbone of our business. 1.2784 0.05433 97 74 19 4
2504 Next time, I'll just use Zoom. 1.2784 0.05231 97 73 21 3
2505 Fee, Fi, Fo...FIFO? 1.2784 0.05433 97 74 19 4
2506 I don't give a hill o' beans about that..... 1.2784 0.05433 97 74 19 4
2507 Ah, you must be Jack looking for bean stock. 1.2784 0.05433 97 74 19 4
2508 Jack suddenly felt hot. He’d forgotten his presentation 1.2784 0.05815 97 76 15 6
2509 That's an impressive growth stalk. 1.2784 0.05022 97 72 23 2
2510 You kill this giant, your reward is you killed this giant. 1.2784 0.05433 97 74 19 4
2511 Didn't I tell you beans were going to be up this quarter? 1.2784 0.05231 97 73 21 3
2512 When the legend is better than the truth,print the legend. 1.2784 0.05231 97 73 21 3
2513 Welcome to purgatory 1.2784 0.05627 97 75 17 5
2514 He took the stock options. 1.2784 0.05815 97 76 15 6
2515 Our stalks are going through the roof! 1.2784 0.05231 97 73 21 3
2516 Fe-fi-fo-fuvery, I smell an economic recovery. 1.2784 0.05022 97 72 23 2
2517 Excuse me but I have a new product idea; magic beans, I hear they're good for your heart. 1.2784 0.05433 97 74 19 4
2518 Bean futures are set to yield magical returns this quarter. 1.2784 0.05433 97 74 19 4
2519 Different times, different methods. 1.2784 0.05231 97 73 21 3
2520 "I think we all can agree its time sell all our bean futures, stat! 1.2784 0.05231 97 73 21 3
2521 We're being stalked. 1.2784 0.05433 97 74 19 4
2522 He's trying to find out about stock futures. 1.2784 0.05231 97 73 21 3
2523 . . . and we expect the stalk will continue to rise. 1.2784 0.05433 97 74 19 4
2524 Mary, is this your stalker? 1.2784 0.05433 97 74 19 4
2525 Returning to the giant’s castle, Jack is stunned by the unlikely sight of a multi-racial/gender/ethnic boardroom. 1.2784 0.05433 97 74 19 4
2526 ...in the land of make believe a Jack grew a giant beanstalk from magic beams, saw a giant's castle in the clouds and ethical and diverse corporate board of directors... 1.2784 0.06173 97 78 11 8
2527 I was just showing them the chart on your progress of climbing the beanstalk. 1.2784 0.05022 97 72 23 2
2528 While the rest of the team logged on to join the cloud meeting, Jack joined via the bean stalk. 1.2784 0.05627 97 75 17 5
2529 I guess the dollar really is almighty... 1.2784 0.05231 97 73 21 3
2530 And when can we expect growth like he has? 1.2784 0.05627 97 75 17 5
2531 'You could have just taken the lift....it's a coworking space now' 1.2784 0.05022 97 72 23 2
2532 Beanstalks are up, up, up! 1.2784 0.05022 97 72 23 2
2533 This must be the land of false claims. 1.2778 0.04525 108 79 28 1
2534 Come on guys, growth for the sake of growth is the mentality of the enchanted bean stalk 1.2778 0.05398 108 84 18 6
2535 If your bean stalk keeps rising you will strike gold, Jack!...Barring any giant missteps. 1.2766 0.05741 94 73 16 5
2536 We're the bean counters. 1.2766 0.05327 94 71 20 3
2537 Guess this is what they mean about managing 'in the cloud', huh? 1.2766 0.05538 94 72 18 4
2538 No, you want Giant, Sr...he's two stalks up. 1.2766 0.05538 94 72 18 4
2539 Jack, killing the giant was surprisingly helpful to golden egg futures but we are getting some backlash from the ASPCA on goose rights. 1.2766 0.04879 94 69 24 1
2540 Everybody — this is Larry our new IT guy — just ignore him until something goes wrong. 1.2766 0.05741 94 73 16 5
2541 Where’s the other kid, with our damn coffee beans? 1.2766 0.04879 94 69 24 1
2542 Jack's portfolio didn't need magic beans once he interviewed a team of professional stalkbrokers. 1.2766 0.05108 94 70 22 2
2543 Excuse me.... Where’s the restroom? 1.2766 0.04879 94 69 24 1
2544 Ever the go-getter, Jack quickly climbed the corporate beanstalk. 1.2766 0.05327 94 71 20 3
2545 I knew beans gave you gas, but this.... 1.2766 0.06126 94 75 12 7
2546 Who's gonna tell Jack about the stalk market crash? 1.2766 0.04638 94 68 26 0
2547 Yes, corporations are god, and yes, you can quit the harp lessons. 1.2766 0.05538 94 72 18 4
2548 I'm beginning to find an infinite multiverse too unpredictable. 1.2766 0.05936 94 74 14 6
2549 No, the theatre group is the next cloud up. 1.2766 0.05936 94 74 14 6
2550 Did another one of our bean counters escape? 1.2766 0.05538 94 72 18 4
2551 Come on! Can we get real for a change? 1.2766 0.05327 94 70 20 3
2552 We haven't seen the Green Giant, we ARE the Green Giant Corporation, the third largest agribusiness in North America. 1.2766 0.05936 94 74 14 6
2553 And now to bring this all down to earth... 1.2766 0.05327 94 71 20 3
2554 He's one cloud up. We're the dead members of the COVID task force. 1.2766 0.05538 94 72 18 4
2555 Bean stock rises, outperforms market on strong trading day 1.2766 0.05327 94 71 20 3
2556 The cloud's data indicates a decline in bean production. Is this your day off, Jack? 1.2766 0.05741 94 73 16 5
2557 So,as I was saying our financial outlook amounts to a hill of beans. 1.2766 0.05327 94 71 20 3
2558 Yikes! The giant is bigger than I imagined! 1.2766 0.05741 94 73 16 5
2559 I thought you said Jack's S-T-O-C-K would go up today. 1.2766 0.05538 94 72 18 4
2560 We expect Magic Bean sales to sky rocket 1.2766 0.05108 94 70 22 2
2561 It obvious that we're on an uptrend, but we must remain vigilant against the competition. They may be growing faster than we are. 1.2766 0.05538 94 72 18 4
2562 Yes, Jack. A question? 1.2766 0.05538 94 72 18 4
2563 Your seeds are fantastic. But our company needs something to bring us down to earth. 1.2766 0.05327 94 71 20 3
2564 I thought our data was private in the cloud... 1.2766 0.05108 94 70 22 2
2565 Into the clouds and still no answer! 1.2766 0.05327 94 71 20 3
2566 You know Jack, if you want to access the cloud, just download the app 1.2766 0.05327 94 71 20 3
2567 Sorry Jack, we’re too big to fail. 1.2766 0.05108 94 70 22 2
2568 He doesn't know Jack...' 1.2766 0.04879 94 69 24 1
2569 Do you have tax documents for the golden goose? 1.2766 0.05108 94 70 22 2
2570 Have we cornered the market on golden geese? 1.2766 0.04879 94 69 24 1
2571 You’re nothing but a bunch of bean counters! 1.2766 0.05327 94 71 20 3
2572 Sorry I'm late, I hope I didn't miss anything. 1.2766 0.05741 94 73 16 5
2573 We said there’s “been stock growth”, not “bean stalk growth” 1.2766 0.05327 94 71 20 3
2574 Gold is outdated Jack, without water, there’s no Beanstalk 1.2766 0.05538 94 72 18 4
2575 🎶 “There’s a big tall terrible giant corporation in the sky” 🎶 1.2766 0.05538 94 72 18 4
2576 He be dead. We run the cloud now. 1.2762 0.05152 105 80 21 4
2577 This is seventh heaven. Cloud Nine is further up. 1.2755 0.05762 98 77 15 6
2578 O.K., Jack, You've made your point 1.2755 0.05385 98 75 19 4
2579 Could be potent: Disney plus the Cloud. 1.2755 0.05186 98 74 21 3
2580 Well, Jack, those beans were patented by Monsanto... 1.2755 0.05186 98 74 21 3
2581 Are you looking for a corporate giant? 1.2755 0.05385 98 75 19 4
2582 Damn! Mister Bezos is going to kill us for revealing Amazon owns a real cloud. 1.2755 0.05385 98 75 19 4
2583 Jack and the Bean startup 1.2755 0.05385 98 75 19 4
2584 Jack is here to explain the rapid growth reflected on the graph. 1.2755 0.05577 98 76 17 5
2585 Vivian, get the axe! 1.2755 0.05385 98 75 19 4
2586 Mr. Musk, perhaps you'd like to join us? 1.2755 0.05186 98 74 21 3
2587 Not the giant you expected? 1.2755 0.05186 98 74 21 3
2588 Who ordered the bean soup? 1.2755 0.05385 98 75 19 4
2589 What part of 'buy low and sell high' did you fail to understand? 1.2755 0.05385 98 75 19 4
2590 We're a telecommunications giant. The Fee-Fi-Fo-Fum guy is two levels up. 1.2755 0.05186 98 74 21 3
2591 Keep climbing. But remember in the Cloud we are here to help with disaster recovery. 1.2755 0.05385 98 75 19 4
2592 Jenkins, if you mention the smell of your colleague's blood again, you're fired. 1.2755 0.04979 98 73 23 2
2593 I told you Jack was under a cloud. 1.2755 0.05577 98 76 17 5
2594 What’s up, Jack? 1.2755 0.05385 98 75 19 4
2595 Jack, once you told your story about finding gold in the cloud, Big Business was right behind you. 1.2747 0.05649 91 70 17 4
2596 if you bring us the goose that lays the golden eggs we’ll give you a seat on the board with generous stock options 1.2747 0.05428 91 69 19 3
2597 Speaking of climbing stocks... 1.2747 0.05428 91 69 19 3
2598 I’m sorry, but you’re from a restricted area, and will have to quarantine for fourteen days. 1.2747 0.05649 91 70 17 4
2599 This is Heaven (before masks and Zoom Meetings)—you want the next Level for fees to Fi Fo & Fum to sue for your bad trade! 1.2747 0.05649 91 70 17 4
2600 Now THAT’S what I call rapid growth! 1.2747 0.05428 91 69 19 3
2601 What I said was "fees high for some." 1.2747 0.05649 91 70 17 4
2602 Fie, fih foh fum, Lunch has arrived! 1.2747 0.05649 91 70 17 4
2603 Fee fi fo fum, I smell the start of a cost overrun 1.2747 0.05649 91 70 17 4
2604 Little did Jack know that he had stumbled on the Heavenly Compensation Committee quarterly review meeting. 1.2747 0.05198 91 68 21 2
2605 Is this the bean stock board meeting? 1.2747 0.05649 91 70 17 4
2606 Jack didn’t know beans about dressing for success, but he did know a corporate raider when he saw one. 1.2747 0.05428 91 69 19 3
2607 You can see that looking ahead, cloud computing is projected to considerably out perform magic bean stocks. 1.2747 0.05428 91 69 19 3
2608 Well, this literally takes industrial espionage to whole new level 1.2747 0.05198 91 68 21 2
2609 A giant? Yeah, we're a giant corporation. Want to buy some beans? 1.2747 0.05428 91 69 19 3
2610 See! Our "Magic Beans" are trending! 1.2747 0.05198 91 68 21 2
2611 So you think our giant corporation has nowhere to go but up... . 1.2747 0.04958 91 67 23 1
2612 It's not like the bean counters to be late. 1.2747 0.05428 91 69 19 3
2613 This is the bean stock market. The beanstalk market is one cloud up. 1.2747 0.05649 91 70 17 4
2614 Fee-fi-fo-fum! I smell food. Let’s break for some. 1.2747 0.06066 91 72 13 6
2615 I should have known this would happen when I traded my cattle futures in for those magic beans. 1.2747 0.05861 91 71 15 5
2616 It is ok. He has ADD 1.2747 0.05649 91 70 17 4
2617 Don't worry. The Dow is still growing faster than the beanstalk. 1.2747 0.05198 91 68 21 2
2618 As you can see our investments in beans is paying off. 1.2747 0.04958 91 67 23 1
2619 Don’t mind me, I’m just auditing this course. 1.2747 0.05428 91 69 19 3
2620 Jack was rapidly climbing the corporate bean pole. 1.2747 0.05649 91 70 17 4
2621 As you can see here, our company stalk price has risen sky high. 1.2747 0.05861 91 71 15 5
2622 No, this is not heaven. This is the other place... Heaven is up two more stops .... 1.2747 0.05428 91 69 19 3
2623 Jack! Bean stocks are up! 1.2747 0.05649 91 70 17 4
2624 Wrong way to climb the corporate ladder, Jack. 1.2747 0.05649 91 70 17 4
2625 If you’re looking for the giant, he’s on PTO. 1.2747 0.05198 91 68 21 2
2626 Corporate giants use the cloud?!? 1.2747 0.05198 91 68 21 2
2627 Welcome to the Giant Corporation. Can we help you? 1.2747 0.05649 91 70 17 4
2628 Jack climbs to celestial heights in the bean trade. 1.2747 0.05428 91 69 19 3
2629 No golden harp here, kid, but I could use a golden parachute. 1.2747 0.05428 91 69 19 3
2630 Let’s take a break and give Jack our food and drink orders. 1.2747 0.05861 91 71 15 5
2631 Well at least magic bean sales are up. 1.2747 0.05198 91 68 21 2
2632 You've got yourself a growth stock. 1.2747 0.05198 91 68 21 2
2633 As you can see, we've quickly jacked up the value of agricultural stocks. 1.2747 0.05428 91 69 19 3
2634 The smart investor hangs on to his winning stock and rides it skyward. 1.2747 0.05198 91 68 21 2
2635 Jack was surprised to see Giant Enterprises had successfully transitioned from poultry into cloud based services 1.2747 0.06066 91 72 13 6
2636 And there we are, stalked in the Cloud. 1.2747 0.05428 91 69 19 3
2637 So Jack, late again... as always. 1.2747 0.04958 91 67 23 1
2638 As seen here on our progress report, our new "farm to table" app, is a huge hit with the millennials! 1.2747 0.05428 91 69 19 3
2639 No, there is no giant, this is our Beans Stock! 1.2747 0.05649 91 70 17 4
2640 Jack! Do us a favor and tell the Big Guy that the growth rate has no end in sight! Thank you! 1.2747 0.05198 91 68 21 2
2641 Golden Goose? No, but if you keep climbing, the 9th Floor has a Golden Parachute. 1.2747 0.05428 91 69 19 3
2642 In the first quarter, we planted a seed... 1.2747 0.05428 91 69 19 3
2643 Jack, the NASDAQ could use some more of them there magic beans. 1.2737 0.04836 95 70 24 1
2644 It took Jack a while to adapt to all the meetings in the cloud 1.2737 0.04599 95 69 26 0
2645 Jack and the bean-stalk 1.2737 0.05279 95 72 20 3
2646 Jack and the bean stock are going up. 1.2737 0.04836 95 70 24 1
2647 Look who finally showed up 1.2737 0.05062 95 71 22 2
2648 Rodney, tell the beancounters down in Accounting we've located the discrepancy in last quarter's totals. 1.2737 0.05062 95 71 22 2
2649 Stop stalking us Jack. 1.2737 0.05279 95 72 20 3
2650 Will beans alone support this rate of growth? 1.2737 0.05487 95 73 18 4
2651 I assume everyone is familiar with the concept of a parallel universe? 1.2737 0.05881 95 75 14 6
2652 Gee, I thought hell was the other way 1.2737 0.06068 95 76 12 7
2653 As you can see, our steady growth is accompanied be an adventure capitalist. 1.2737 0.05487 95 73 18 4
2654 Cloudy, with occasional enlightenment... 1.2737 0.05687 95 74 16 5
2655 .....uh,Rachel,is that the guys whose been stalking you? 1.2737 0.05062 95 71 22 2
2656 Wow, the new giants are much scarier than the old one! 1.2737 0.05487 95 73 18 4
2657 And now Jack will join us remotely for his insights into the latest bean-stock projections. 1.2737 0.05279 95 72 20 3
2658 Buy low, sell high 1.2737 0.05279 95 72 20 3
2659 Suddenly, the cloud is getting a bit crowded... 1.2727 0.05337 99 76 19 4
2660 oops. Wrong beanstalk 1.2727 0.05140 99 75 21 3
2661 Oh, at first glance I thought he was an Angel investor! 1.2727 0.05527 99 77 17 5
2662 Next cloud up. 1.2727 0.05140 99 75 21 3
2663 More bad news for 2020 1.2727 0.05140 99 75 21 3
2664 We're all on cloud nine. 1.2727 0.04936 99 74 23 2
2665 Jack, you cannot expect exponential growth in our business 1.2727 0.05527 99 77 17 5
2666 Magic bean stocks. 1.2727 0.05710 99 78 15 6
2667 Why are they following me? 1.2710 0.05069 107 82 21 4
2668 M'boy Jack has been with the big guy upstairs- he's our #1 bean counter. 1.2710 0.04892 107 81 23 3
2669 So you think it is me living in fantasy land 1.2708 0.05635 96 75 16 5
2670 This is Marketing, you want the Big Guy's office on the 80th floor. 1.2708 0.05635 96 75 16 5
2671 As you can clearly see, beans are soaring! 1.2708 0.04794 96 71 24 1
2672 You are still rising Jack, be safe and be well! 1.2708 0.05231 96 73 20 3
2673 ...aaand this is where our startup partner comes into the picture. 1.2708 0.05231 96 73 20 3
2674 Climbing up here to tell me this could have been an email is why you’re still in accounts receivable. 1.2708 0.05017 96 72 22 2
2675 Stalk's rising. 1.2697 0.04993 89 66 22 1
2676 Jack meets the giants... of industry. 1.2697 0.05481 89 68 18 3
2677 The last thing we need is another bean counter. 1.2697 0.05481 89 68 18 3
2678 Jack, I moved heaven and earth to get this meeting somewhere between heaven and earth and you're still late. 1.2697 0.05481 89 68 18 3
2679 As I was saying, stalks are up by three beans today 1.2697 0.05481 89 68 18 3
2680 Stalks are projected to keep going up. 1.2697 0.05243 89 67 20 2
2681 I finally found out where the 0.1% hold their meetings! 1.2697 0.05709 89 69 16 4
2682 We can only climb higher. 1.2697 0.05481 89 68 18 3
2683 See what happens when you host a meeting in The Cloud ? 1.2697 0.05243 89 67 20 2
2684 Cyber-security company promised there won't be any intruders in the cloud system! 1.2697 0.04731 89 65 24 0
2685 You can see here the trend in numbers of bean stalk spies in the last year 1.2697 0.05481 89 68 18 3
2686 Oddly, blue sky laws were enacted to protect gullible people like Jack. Ooooops, sorry...I thought this was wsj.com 1.2697 0.05709 89 69 16 4
2687 I smell the blood of a hostile takeover. 1.2697 0.05243 89 67 20 2
2688 The Sky is the Limit 1.2697 0.05481 89 68 18 3
2689 You've definitely surpassed our predictions. 1.2697 0.05481 89 68 18 3
2690 This "Cloud Solution" Is Not So Secure After All! 1.2697 0.05481 89 68 18 3
2691 Finally! A real expert on rapid growth! 1.2697 0.05929 89 70 14 5
2692 You might BE Jack, but you don’t KNOW jack, so please, stop stalking us. 1.2697 0.04731 89 65 24 0
2693 Always happy to have you join us, Jack. I wish I could say the same for the giant. 1.2697 0.05709 89 69 16 4
2694 Interns are adviced to use the service elevator. 1.2697 0.05481 89 68 18 3
2695 I’d now like to introduce Jack, a leading expert on exponential growth. 1.2697 0.05481 89 68 18 3
2696 If you look over to my right you will see that our bean”stock” is growing at a steady pace. 1.2697 0.05709 89 69 16 4
2697 Fees-fi-fo-fiduciary responsibility. 1.2697 0.05481 89 68 18 3
2698 You were supposed to join by Zoom! 1.2688 0.05542 93 72 17 4
2699 Look, the stalk market is skyrocketing too. 1.2680 0.04973 97 73 22 2
2700 And now here's Jack, to explain the bean situation 1.2673 0.05245 101 78 19 4
2701 You could have just told me that I'm not invited to this meeting! 1.2673 0.05052 101 77 21 3
2702 So you all take keeping these meetings "high-level" pretty seriously, huh? 1.2667 0.05428 90 69 18 3
2703 I wasn't expecting to see bean counters. 1.2667 0.05193 90 68 20 2
2704 Nope, no god here either!” Nice work @paulnoth ✌ 1.2660 0.05490 94 73 17 4
2705 We acquired the Giant last year. We’re Giant Heartless Corporation. 1.2653 0.05720 98 78 14 6
2706 FYI, there are 17 cloud layers above you... No graphs. 1.2653 0.04930 98 74 22 2
2707 We believe we have the resources, technology and strategies to get to the giant before a certain unnamed rival does. 1.2653 0.04712 98 73 24 1
2708 If you think this quarter's growth is simply magic, then I've got some beans to sell y--. 1.2653 0.04930 98 74 22 2
2709 Well, fee-fi-fo-fum! I smell the blood of an informant bum! 1.2647 0.05200 102 79 19 4
2710 Have you seen the hen that lays golden eggs? 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
2711 Our investment strategy for the next year is to sell off all our magic beans and invest the proceeds into TSLA 1.2644 0.05288 87 66 19 2
2712 Does anybody else smell the blood of an Englishman? 1.2644 0.05029 87 65 21 1
2713 Fee, fi, fo, fum—show me the numbers from quarter one. 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
2714 I predict a GIANT drop-off. 1.2644 0.06217 87 69 11 6
2715 I'd like to offer a fresh perspective... 1.2644 0.05535 87 67 17 3
2716 Will someone please tell Jack that is not the ladder to success? 1.2644 0.05535 87 67 17 3
2717 Oh no! Corporate giants! 1.2644 0.04755 87 64 23 0
2718 We get 10% of the fee from "fee-fi-fo-fum". 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
2719 And Jack is right here! 1.2644 0.05535 87 67 17 3
2720 Yes. Magic beans do seem to be on the rise. 1.2644 0.05029 87 65 21 1
2721 Remain calm and grab your mask, he’s from the governor’s office. 1.2644 0.05535 87 67 17 3
2722 We all have Jack to thank for a record sales quarter. 1.2644 0.05535 87 67 17 3
2723 Standing desks are so passe 1.2644 0.05029 87 65 21 1
2724 sir is that how high our rates really are 1.2644 0.05535 87 67 17 3
2725 Of course we'll need all of next quarter to hit the forecast. Nothing this big just happens overnight! 1.2644 0.05029 87 65 21 1
2726 I finally get what Mom meant when she said, 'Beware what you wish for.' 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
2727 Jack, as a fellow bean-counter, would you agree with our projections? 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
2728 Wow, the Heavens is expecting a stock rally” 1.2644 0.05288 87 66 19 2
2729 WOW! I've heard that some higher ups refused to wear masks. 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
2730 Sorry Jack, the giant has been replaced by the corporate board room. 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
2731 And, as you can see here, our sales of frozen peas continues to rise. 1.2644 0.05288 87 66 18 2
2732 Looks like we have a young man who is climbing the corporate ladder inch by inch 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
2733 Hey, Jack who was your bean counter? 1.2644 0.05288 87 66 19 2
2734 Damn! You'd think the cloud would be one place free from immigrants. 1.2644 0.06217 87 70 11 6
2735 Let's go big on bean futures. 1.2644 0.05535 87 67 17 3
2736 No goose no gold, we've switched to crypto-currency. 1.2644 0.05029 87 65 21 1
2737 After 9 months of Covid, can you believe our branch manager still donʻt know how to work in the cloud? 1.2644 0.05998 87 69 13 5
2738 If you mean GIANT investment opportunities, then yes you're in the right place." 1.2644 0.05029 87 65 21 1
2739 Y’all got any poop I can eat? 1.2644 0.05535 87 67 17 3
2740 Fe Fi Fo Fum definitely smelling blood this quarter. 1.2644 0.05288 87 66 19 2
2741 Our bean stocks have delivered but we've yet to see our interests in bovines jump over the moon. 1.2644 0.05288 87 66 19 2
2742 Jack, as I already explained, our rights to this space are protected under eminent domain 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
2743 Has Jack signed an NDA with us? 1.2644 0.05288 87 66 19 2
2744 So here's another reason to get out of gold and into bitcoin!" 1.2644 0.05535 87 67 17 3
2745 The market has experienced a giant disruption. 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
2746 Let's ask the kid. Looks like he does know beans about growth. 1.2644 0.05029 87 65 21 1
2747 Jack,make sure the beans are fresh,not frozen! 1.2644 0.06217 87 70 11 6
2748 You're on the right track. The chart shows beans are up this quarter. 1.2644 0.05029 87 65 21 1
2749 Forget about pork belly futures. It's beans where investing in now. 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
2750 Everything has a higher valuation in the cloud. Look at this person and their beanstalk. 1.2644 0.05288 87 66 19 2
2751 Our cloud meetings may be less secure than we thought. 1.2644 0.05288 87 66 19 2
2752 Hey, you corporate giants don’t know beans about growth stalks. 1.2644 0.05029 87 65 21 1
2753 No golden harp here, these giants got their covid-19 briefing already 1.2644 0.04755 87 64 23 0
2754 Finally Lunch delivery is here! 1.2644 0.04755 87 64 23 0
2755 This is why we should just stick to zoom 1.2644 0.05535 87 67 17 3
2756 I’m going to go out on a limb here and say “I think Jack might be on to something.” 1.2644 0.05288 87 66 19 2
2757 Zoom is next door 1.2644 0.05288 87 66 19 2
2758 Thank God your here, Jack. I was stalling for time. 1.2644 0.05535 87 67 17 3
2759 Someone has spilled the beans about the growth plan. 1.2644 0.05288 87 66 19 2
2760 «Are you sure that growth projection is accurate?» 1.2644 0.05029 87 65 21 1
2761 Well! Fee Fie Foe Fum. I smell a corporate spy. 1.2637 0.05599 91 71 16 4
2762 Jack wondered how many coins they had paid. 1.2637 0.05376 91 70 18 3
2763 Pie-in-the-sky projections are three clouds up. 1.2614 0.05480 88 68 17 3
2764 Giant? He was transitioned to our overseas office. 1.2614 0.05236 88 67 19 2
2765 If we had some magic beans we could make sales go through the roof. 1.2614 0.05713 88 69 15 4
2766 Jack and the beanstalk meet the inventors of the cloud. 1.2614 0.05236 88 67 19 2
2767 Who invited that boy sprout? 1.2614 0.05480 88 68 17 3
2768 Golden goose eggs is next cloud. Unicorns? Good luck with that. 1.2614 0.05713 88 69 15 4
2769 Jargon jargon jargon, clever play on the phrase "corporate ladder", jargon jargon. Or is this too meta? 1.2614 0.05713 88 69 15 4
2770 I see that beans are up. 1.2614 0.04980 88 66 21 1
2771 Me trying to see what they got planned for 2022 up in heaven before I either climb down or let go of this beanstalk 1.2614 0.05713 88 69 15 4
2772 See, everything is good. Stalks are up! 1.2614 0.05480 88 68 17 3
2773 This meeting is for shareholders not sharecroppers. 1.2614 0.05713 88 69 15 4
2774 Oh, we bought the big guy out last year. This is GoldGoose Pty. Ltd. 1.2614 0.05480 88 68 17 3
2775 I guess there are many ways to climb the corporate ladder. 1.2614 0.04711 88 65 23 0
2776 Your version doesn't match 1.2614 0.05236 88 67 19 2
2777 In a perfect world bean counters and bean eaters would not have to meet in this way. 1.2614 0.05236 88 67 19 2
2778 Soon we bean counters won't look so shabby, Jack. 1.2614 0.05713 88 69 15 4
2779 We moved this meeting all the way up here, and Jack still found a way to stalk Judy. 1.2614 0.05713 88 69 15 4
2780 After that Goya marketing disaster, I really can't understand why bean stock is still on the rise... 1.2614 0.05480 88 68 17 3
2781 Let's put an end to that 'bean-counters' sarcasm here and now. 1.2614 0.05713 88 69 15 4
2782 Hey, guys! - You're just pushing numbers around. Build something! Make something grow! Get your hands dirty. 1.2614 0.05480 88 68 17 3
2783 We have a new product for you — Mortgage-backed beans. 1.2614 0.05480 88 68 17 3
2784 Rather than climb the corporate ladder Jack bought some stupid beans or something. I don't know. 1.2614 0.05480 88 68 17 3
2785 It appears that our new investment strategist that I’ve been telling you about has just arrived. 1.2614 0.05236 88 67 19 2
2786 I just KNEW the Cloud was a hoax! 1.2614 0.05480 88 68 17 3
2787 Of course past performance is no guarantee of future results, but what could go wrong? 1.2614 0.04980 88 66 21 1
2788 Apparently the beancounters still don't trust our moving all operations to the cloud. 1.2614 0.05480 88 68 17 3
2789 Trends of the corona vinus disease 1.2614 0.05713 88 69 15 4
2790 Jack discovers how miracles are conceived 1.2614 0.05236 88 67 19 2
2791 So this is climbing the corporate ladder... 1.2614 0.05236 88 67 19 2
2792 Jack and the soaring bean stock 1.2614 0.04980 88 66 21 1
2793 He's from the Fed. 1.2609 0.05325 92 71 18 3
2794 I told you stalks were rising 1.2604 0.05182 96 74 19 3
2795 Sorry Jack! Wrong route to pie in the sky! 1.2600 0.05617 100 80 14 6
2796 There’s a future for you in magic bean counting. 1.2588 0.05063 85 64 20 1
2797 Magic beans are outgrowing our cloud services. 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
2798 As you can see Beanstalk Futures continue to generate a significant ROI. 1.2588 0.05333 85 65 18 2
2799 No, we will not invest seed money into bean futures. 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
2800 We are projecting a growth rate the likes of which have never been seen. 1.2588 0.05333 85 65 18 2
2801 Just can't get away from work these days. 1.2588 0.04779 85 63 22 0
2802 It never occurred to me that goose eggs could be so profitable. 1.2588 0.06070 85 68 12 5
2803 That's our new hire, Jack, from Accounting. They say he's a real bean counter. 1.2588 0.05063 85 64 20 1
2804 This will not affect the price of beans.... 1.2588 0.05333 85 65 18 2
2805 That’s just Jack, from accounting. I told you he’s a climber. 1.2588 0.05333 85 65 18 2
2806 We expect bean stocks to go sky high this quarter. 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
2807 As you people can see, our investment in magic beans is greatly paying off. 1.2588 0.05333 85 65 18 2
2808 well yes, we clearly have moved our meetings to the cloud, but we aren't discussing that type of stalk market. 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
2809 Sorry, Jack...you’re still living in a fairy tale. This just isn’t about you. 1.2588 0.05063 85 64 20 1
2810 Hard to believe there was a time before the cloud. 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
2811 And here's our chief bean counter Jack. 1.2588 0.05333 85 65 18 2
2812 Uh-oh.. 1.2588 0.05063 85 64 20 1
2813 No,the goose with golden eggs is the vine to the left. This is black swans and unicorns. 1.2588 0.05333 85 65 18 2
2814 We’re projecting Jack will reach Cloud 9 by the fourth quarter. 1.2588 0.05333 85 65 18 2
2815 There goes the neighborhood. Or They must have taken the elevator. 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
2816 And as you can see, the upward trend is not quite as steep as Jack has been indicating. 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
2817 Great, another 'wunderkind' trying to skirt the corporate ladder. 1.2588 0.05063 85 64 20 1
2818 This is known as government manipulation. Oh! I guess this is our reality right now. 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
2819 Giant? You must mean our giant profits on your magic beans... 1.2588 0.05063 85 64 20 1
2820 The fact that they still haven't gone paperless up there is a good predictor that they'll probably buy my beans! 1.2588 0.05333 85 65 18 2
2821 As I was saying bean stocks are trading well. 1.2588 0.05063 85 64 20 1
2822 Golden goose profits are moot if we stay up here, anybody have any ideas? 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
2823 Sorry, that’s not the giant I was looking for. 1.2588 0.05063 85 64 20 1
2824 I think we should go long on our stock in beans. 1.2588 0.05063 85 64 20 1
2825 Two clouds directly up, young man. 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
2826 Excuse me, anybody see a giant orange idiot around? Carrying a chicken? 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
2827 Magic beans, sleeping giants...that's your business. Ours is growing the bean stock. 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
2828 Of course, the bean counters' meeting. 1.2588 0.05333 85 65 18 2
2829 How did you buy 51% of Djyantr shares? 1.2588 0.05333 85 65 18 2
2830 Fee-fi-fo...IPO? 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
2831 Sorry, no stalkers at this cloud meeting. 1.2588 0.05063 85 64 20 1
2832 Postmates for Ralph? 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
2833 There is a FEE for our FI FO accounting FUMble? We are corporate giants - Too big to Fall. 1.2588 0.05063 85 64 20 1
2834 See? I told you, you don't know Jack! 1.2588 0.05333 85 65 18 2
2835 Jack,the company-wide memo said the meeting was being moved to the cloud, there’s no excuse for tardiness. 1.2588 0.05063 85 64 20 1
2836 Hey, kid! You have room on that thing? We just can't take another Zoom meeting. 1.2588 0.05333 85 65 18 2
2837 You're too late, we already counted the beans. 1.2588 0.05333 85 65 18 2
2838 You screwed up, Jack. The dairy market is at an all-time high. 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
2839 He's come to take our golden parachutes! 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
2840 As you can see, our stalk is expected to keep rising for Q4. 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
2841 No you may not use the restroom.This is a private meeting. 1.2588 0.05063 85 64 20 1
2842 Do you have an appointment? 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
2843 Your stalk growth is captured in the cloud. 1.2588 0.05063 85 64 20 1
2844 Bean futures are rising. 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
2845 He destroyed our predecessor, and if you think he won’t come after us you don’t know Jack. 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
2846 ... but we see tremendous risk in magic beans! 1.2588 0.04779 85 63 22 0
2847 I guess he's never heard of Trump, takes social distancing seriously! 1.2588 0.05333 85 65 18 2
2848 Impressive use of cloud storage! 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
2849 Where are all the giants? 1.2588 0.05063 85 64 20 1
2850 This is cloud computing at its highest... 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
2851 Here he is now, the boy who needs to learn about futures so he doesn't do something stupid like trade his family's only cow for, say, a handful of magic beans. 1.2588 0.05333 85 65 18 2
2852 The shareholders are obsessed with growth potential 1.2588 0.05333 85 65 18 2
2853 James always to make an entrance. 1.2588 0.05333 85 65 18 2
2854 Everyone, meet Jack. He doesn't know beans about market, but he sure is climbing up the ladder. 1.2588 0.05333 85 65 18 2
2855 You all know Jackson, our top bean counter. 1.2588 0.05063 85 64 20 1
2856 I've heard that young man is the Elon Musk of bean futures. 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
2857 I thought this beanstalk was going up. 1.2588 0.05063 85 64 20 1
2858 That’s where all the bean counters went! 1.2588 0.05333 85 65 18 2
2859 Yep, you heard it through the grapevine. 1.2588 0.04779 85 63 22 0
2860 Sorry Jack, you’re still B-Suite. This is a C-Suite meeting. 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
2861 People, I’m afraid we’re being ‘stalked’.” 1.2588 0.06070 85 68 12 5
2862 I know a snooping journalist when I see one. 1.2588 0.05063 85 64 20 1
2863 Jack hacks into the cloud based office 1.2588 0.06070 85 68 12 5
2864 This industrial espionage needs to be nipped in the bud. 1.2588 0.05333 85 65 18 2
2865 There’s no way three magic beans could be worth so much! 1.2588 0.05333 85 65 18 2
2866 Make a note to call our Cloud Services Provider. I think their security protocols have been compromised. 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
2867 Wow John...you really went all out on this bean stock presentation. 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
2868 He must be the new bean counter from accounting. 1.2588 0.05333 85 65 18 2
2869 Our projections show this beanstalk is going to crash. 1.2588 0.05333 85 65 18 2
2870 That looks like Jack from accounts, always late for the Thursday cloud meeting. 1.2588 0.05333 85 65 18 2
2871 They're counting the beans! 1.2588 0.05333 85 65 18 2
2872 Which one is the goose? 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
2873 I climbed this beanstalk for a stupid board meeting? 1.2588 0.05333 85 65 18 2
2874 Shit, these guys in heaven don't look very cool! 1.2588 0.05333 85 65 18 2
2875 Standing on the shoulders of giants, they moved the meeting to the cloud. 1.2588 0.05063 85 64 20 1
2876 It’s a well known fact, son: what goes up must come down. 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
2877 You're late again, Jack, and we're not impressed. 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
2878 Something tells me our fairy tale is about to end. 1.2588 0.05333 85 65 18 2
2879 Scram, kid...we're working on a giant takeover. 1.2588 0.05063 85 64 20 1
2880 Sorry kid, you have to climb the ladder to get here. 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
2881 Mr. Beanstalk sentenced 20 years for insider trading. 1.2588 0.05333 85 65 18 2
2882 Hey'! This is a private meeting. 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
2883 As you can see, our Bean Stock is showing a promising upward trend. 1.2588 0.05333 85 65 18 2
2884 You ate a magic bean, didn't you? 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
2885 No, this is not the Amazon Cloud. Keep climbing. 1.2588 0.05063 85 64 20 1
2886 Up,up and away means something different in the cloud. 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
2887 We work in the cloud for privacy, son. So please stop stalking us and be on your way," 1.2588 0.04779 85 63 22 0
2888 Meeting adjourned, fellow attorneys. Let's shimmy down this beanstalk back to Hell. 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
2889 Right, so to circle back and touch base on that, we're seeing to disrupt the status quo, really blue sky thinking, people.. oh, here's our biz dev guy now.. 1.2588 0.06070 85 68 12 5
2890 After hearing a synopsis of this new exciting report, I'd like to introduce our intern from accounting to provide further analysis. 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
2891 Fred, you're fired... Jack, you're our new Manager of Growth. 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
2892 You understand under the stalking rules, you are not allowed to discuss our meeting. 1.2588 0.05333 85 65 18 2
2893 Are there risks involved? 1.2588 0.05333 85 65 18 2
2894 I predict that golden goose futures are about to plunge. 1.2588 0.06296 85 69 10 6
2895 Nice to meet you Jack! We're just bean counters working in the cloud. 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
2896 Sorry, Jack, it wasn't the stalk market that went over 30,000 this week. 1.2588 0.05333 85 65 18 2
2897 Jack, you may be upwardly mobile but you don’t have your head in the clouds. 1.2588 0.05063 85 64 20 1
2898 Jack discovers cloud computing. 1.2588 0.05063 85 64 20 1
2899 The growth in our bean division has been very strong this year. 1.2588 0.05333 85 65 18 2
2900 Jack is heading up in the polls. 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
2901 Jack realized that his dreams of stock options were coming true, but not in the way he expected. 1.2588 0.04779 85 63 22 0
2902 Jack, given the pandemic on the ground, we'd prefer you just join via Zoom." Nathan Shoemaker - Santa Fe, NM 1.2588 0.06070 85 68 12 5
2903 As you can see, Cloud Computing Myths, are on the rise. 1.2588 0.05333 85 65 18 2
2904 Somebody asked for the Q4 projected stalk growth? 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
2905 We've bean waiting for you. 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
2906 Thanks to Jack's example, our profits are steadily rising, sky high! 1.2588 0.05333 85 65 18 2
2907 Good timing, we're discussing the chop-down theory right now. 1.2588 0.05333 85 65 18 2
2908 We are optimistic that the stalk market will keep going up. Otherwise, it looks like we may have some difficulty getting back down. 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
2909 Hey, Jack! Bean stocks are on the rise! 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
2910 Sorry to disappoint Jack. Heaven's just another board room, but here the market never takes a dive. 1.2588 0.05333 85 65 18 2
2911 We've let it get too high, TOO high. Look at the numbers. Something must be done, we've got to put a stop to--Oh, uh, didn't see you there, Jack. 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
2912 I know the market looks great but you really ought to check out what’s happening on the ground 1.2588 0.06070 85 68 12 5
2913 And we can see here that stalks have been on the rise, as of late... 1.2588 0.05063 85 64 20 1
2914 Oh, that’s what you meant by seed financing 1.2588 0.04779 85 63 22 0
2915 Let's float the idea. Jack's got great perspective. 1.2588 0.05063 85 64 20 1
2916 The lesser known version of the story where Jack steals the industrial giant’s ideas to build a nest egg. 1.2588 0.05063 85 64 20 1
2917 I thought they said putting the presentation on the cloud would be more secure. 1.2588 0.05333 85 65 18 2
2918 Sorry to disappoint you, Jack, but corporate giants don’t leave gold lying around. 1.2588 0.05063 85 64 20 1
2919 Root, pea and bean stock projections—as you can see—the sky’s the limit. 1.2588 0.06070 85 68 12 5
2920 Still no signs of mask wearing. 1.2588 0.06070 85 68 12 5
2921 You want nine for euphoria. This is cloud eight. 1.2584 0.05426 89 69 17 3
2922 OK Jack, after you killed the giant and the tariffs eased we invested in soybean futures, you will be pleased with the results. 1.2584 0.05656 89 70 15 4
2923 And it looks like we're not the only ones experiencing record growth this year. 1.2584 0.04667 89 66 23 0
2924 Sorry Jack, we have this room reserved. 1.2584 0.05185 89 68 19 2
2925 Ixnay on the oose-gay. 1.2584 0.05878 89 71 13 5
2926 Why can't I stop looking at the bean man at the board meeting? He don't mean Jack. 1.2584 0.05878 89 71 13 5
2927 Sorry, Jack, you said you didn't trust the cloud. 1.2584 0.05185 89 68 19 2
2928 250k in student debt for this? 1.2584 0.05185 89 68 19 2
2929 Jack now prefers working from home but often wonders what it would be like to be around people again. 1.2584 0.05656 89 70 15 4
2930 Jack discovered that corporations were ,indeed, giant people. 1.2584 0.04933 89 67 21 1
2931 Sorry, son - this is the bean-counter stalk. 1.2574 0.05006 101 78 20 3
2932 I bet cloud nine doesn't have stalkers like this. 1.2558 0.05013 86 65 20 1
2933 What exactly are your security concerns about our cloud data storage? 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
2934 Give him a chain saw? No, let's sell him one." 1.2558 0.05013 86 65 20 1
2935 Thanks to Jack, bean stocks are up.” 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
2936 Jack, we called you here to discuss beanstalk sales. 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
2937 hey, you over there, you're too young to be climbing that bean stock and peeking at our secret plan. 1.2558 0.05013 86 65 20 1
2938 Oh, Jack -- can you go grab us a few lattes? 1.2558 0.05279 86 66 18 2
2939 The stockholders, thinking we have our head in the clouds, decided to bring in Jack, a consultant, from Beanstalk and Associates. 1.2558 0.05279 86 66 18 2
2940 As you can see, our stock is climbing 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
2941 You want a stock with sky high potential? I see tremendous room for growth in the bean market. 1.2558 0.05013 86 65 20 1
2942 Fee-based, Fi-nancialy, Fo-cused, Fum...oh no...not that beans kid again. 1.2558 0.05013 86 65 20 1
2943 Jack was surprised to learn that cloud technologies were making beanstalks obsolete. 1.2558 0.05279 86 66 18 2
2944 It may sound like a paradox, but beans are projected to go up while stalks to go down. 1.2558 0.05279 86 66 18 2
2945 stalking the bean counters 1.2558 0.05279 86 66 18 2
2946 I dunno. I think the value of beans is gonna increase much faster. 1.2558 0.06006 86 69 12 5
2947 Not what I was expecting! 1.2558 0.05279 86 66 18 2
2948 The giant is two clouds up 1.2558 0.05013 86 65 20 1
2949 As you can see, in Q4, beanstalks have risen substantially. 1.2558 0.05279 86 66 18 2
2950 Jack: Always late to meetings 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
2951 As you can plainly see,we are experiencing a distinct upward trend in beanstalk climbing. 1.2558 0.05013 86 65 20 1
2952 Listen Jack, your stalking has got to stop. But as you can see, bean sales have been through the roof for us too. 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
2953 You may not know Jack about the Cloud but he’s here to tell us about distance learning and growth... 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
2954 Our newest bean counter has a terrific eye for future trends! 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
2955 Now Jack,you know that you will have to be quarantine for 14 days before you can join our cloud discussion group. 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
2956 What goes up, must come.......how's that go again? 1.2558 0.05279 86 66 18 2
2957 Stocks may be up, but we’re nothing but a bunch of has-beans. 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
2958 I’m really sorry to interrupt this MiracleGro board meeting, but it’s been more than four hours, and it still won’t go down. 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
2959 As you see, Jack's business is rising too. 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
2960 Jack then descended to live with the fear one day HE could become that boring. 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
2961 Oh great, an unfriendly corporate giant. 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
2962 Ignore him – just your common garden-variety stalker. 1.2558 0.05279 86 66 18 2
2963 The giant went public a few years ago. 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
2964 Gives "the cloud" a whole new meaning 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
2965 Transparency was clouded so that left them no alternative but to burn down Jack's observation perch." 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
2966 While you're up there, see if you can get our corporate ladder back. 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
2967 Hello! My name is Jack. Is this the meeting of the bean counters? 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
2968 As you can see, magic bean futures are sky-high. 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
2969 Don’t worry. He won’t have vocabulary to explain what he saw! Send a Giant image from their early 20th century books. 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
2970 Kid, smart move. The Futures Market is looking great for bean stocks. 1.2558 0.05279 86 66 18 2
2971 Recent exponential growth portends a giant near-term fall in bean futures. 1.2558 0.05279 86 64 18 2
2972 I'm sorry, this is "Giants of Industry", "The Giant" is 3 clouds up. 1.2558 0.05279 86 66 18 2
2973 That's right Jack, we are the Giants of Capitalism. We own you, your beenstock and the publishing rights to your fabel. Now, if you don't mind, we have some marketing to do. 1.2558 0.05279 86 66 18 2
2974 Just ignore him. He’s a known bean-stalker. But if a giant shows up ... 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
2975 Obviously The Beanstalk projected growth vertex needs adjusting. 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
2976 As I was saying, bean futures look very attractive in Q4. 1.2558 0.05279 86 66 18 2
2977 Jack discovers the virtual meeting in the cloud! 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
2978 I wonder what kind of seed they used. 1.2558 0.04733 86 64 22 0
2979 There are boring boardroom meetings in the sky! 1.2558 0.05013 86 65 20 1
2980 Have you tried lockdown? 1.2558 0.06006 86 69 12 5
2981 Hm, so I see stocks are rising? 1.2558 0.05279 86 66 18 2
2982 I think we'll see growth in bean futures. 1.2558 0.05013 86 65 20 1
2983 As you and Jack can see, beanstalk sales have risen tremendously. 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
2984 No golden eggs around here. We’re just arranging our golden parachutes before our investors’ vision is less clouded. 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
2985 Jack, do you think we've grown fast enough this year? 1.2558 0.04733 86 64 22 0
2986 pie in the sky growth potential 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 15 3
2987 Whoa! Talk about fi in the sky. 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
2988 Sit down, Number 6. 1.2558 0.05279 86 66 18 2
2989 The guy who sold me the beans said instead of zoom I could see the meeting on the cloud! 1.2558 0.05279 86 66 18 2
2990 Boy, am I ever in the wrong place. 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
2991 Talking about vegetative growth! 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
2992 I did it! I broke the cloud ceiling. 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
2993 The big bad evil giant is the next cloud up. 1.2558 0.05279 86 66 18 2
2994 The heaven is no better. 1.2558 0.05013 86 65 20 1
2995 I knew hiring you was going to jack things up. 1.2558 0.05013 86 65 20 1
2996 I told you stock was rising 1.2558 0.05013 86 65 20 1
2997 As Jack climbed a magical beanstalk he came upon a fairy tale meeting showing Trump won. 1.2558 0.05279 86 66 18 2
2998 Speaking of fairy tales... 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
2999 As you can see, the Bean Stock is rising. 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
3000 I'm here to save you. 1.2558 0.05013 86 65 20 1
3001 The cloud. How it started; where it’s going. 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
3002 Obviously, Jones your assurances that an off premise meeting would be secure was a fairy tale! 1.2558 0.05279 86 66 18 2
3003 He’s not telling you that you must kill a giant to maintain the trendline. 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
3004 Actually, I’m looking for a golden parachute. 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
3005 This was supposed to be a closed-door meeting. 1.2558 0.05013 86 65 20 1
3006 This is the future of cloud computing 1.2558 0.05279 86 66 18 2
3007 Goose that lays golden eggs? No, we trade bean futures now. 1.2558 0.05013 86 65 20 1
3008 Expect GIANT growth. 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
3009 oops! sorry Wrong floor 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
3010 See. I told you that bean crops were going to soar this year... nobody ever listens to me 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
3011 I would like for you to meet our new bean counter. 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
3012 That's STOCK holder, Jack! 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
3013 Nevermind guys, its just as bad up here... 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
3014 Meetings started, where you bean, Jack? 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
3015 The future of hallucinogenic beans is sky high! 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
3016 Why is Jack the only one to join these meetings virtually? 1.2558 0.04733 86 64 22 0
3017 Your upward trajectory is balancing out, little one. 1.2558 0.05279 86 66 18 2
3018 I’ll tell you how our chairs stay up on a cloud if you tell me what’s coming up the vine 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
3019 Oh, hello. I was supposed to meet a Mr. "A. Giant" here. Has anyone seen him? 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
3020 We just do his P.R. The Giant's I'm the penthouse. 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
3021 Scram, kid! This is the corporate cloud! 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
3022 Don’t look so surprised, corporations are giants too 1.2558 0.05279 86 66 18 2
3023 Hide the chart Wilson, our competitors are trying to discover our new cloud-based strategy. 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
3024 Did you say bean stalk or bean stock? 1.2558 0.05013 86 65 20 1
3025 ladies and gentlemen of the board, may I present Jack, the new CEO of Beanpole Acquisitions. 1.2558 0.05279 86 66 18 2
3026 "We could invest but it won't amount to more than a hill of beans" 1.2558 0.05013 86 65 20 1
3027 Our friend over there says there's no top in sight. 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
3028 This is the Sales department, Bean counters are on Cloud 7A. 1.2558 0.05013 86 65 20 1
3029 OK, not everyone knows how to zoom meetings! 1.2558 0.05279 86 66 18 2
3030 Listen to him. He's a gold futures egghead. 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
3031 Didn't we just update our cloud security? 1.2558 0.05013 86 65 20 1
3032 I sense a hostile takeover. 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
3033 The magic bean numbers are through the roof. 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
3034 PSSST... Where's The "GOLDEN GOOSE ?? " 1.2558 0.05279 86 66 18 2
3035 So, where’s the Giant when you need him? 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
3036 No giants here. Just corporate boards. 1.2558 0.05013 86 65 20 1
3037 So,as you can see here,St. Peter, we expect requests for admission to continue to climb until the vaccine is widely distributed. 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
3038 where have you bean? 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
3039 Wrong cloud-this is Giant gold futures, you are looking for Giants, future gold. 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
3040 Projections look good. Now let’s see what the bean counters say. 1.2558 0.05013 86 65 20 1
3041 So was moving this meeting to the cloud just another fairytale? 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
3042 For the board presentation on growth, Jackson, lose the beanstalk and the kid. 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
3043 Jack suspected the diversity training would leave out beanstalk climbers! 1.2558 0.05013 86 65 20 1
3044 You said cloud engineering was gonna be the big thing. 1.2558 0.05279 86 66 18 2
3045 So that must be the grape vine everyone keeps hearing things from. 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
3046 Line graphs? At least the cow made milk. 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
3047 Well, it looks like they’ve got a GIANT problem. 1.2558 0.05013 86 65 20 1
3048 Our Giant Profits Are Not Sustainable. 1.2558 0.05279 86 66 18 2
3049 Hey Jack, next time you climb up can you bring us some coffee? 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
3050 How does that saying go, "As it is on Earth, so it is in Heaven"? 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
3051 Bean Counters? I'll show you a bean counter, 1.2558 0.05279 86 66 18 2
3052 Suddenly Jack realized that "the cloud" was real. 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
3053 Well, Jenkins, it seems that our data on bean futures are not more secure in the cloud. 1.2558 0.05013 86 65 20 1
3054 Uh oh, one of our shareholders just arrived. 1.2558 0.05279 86 66 18 2
3055 Jack, "the goose that lays the golden eggs" is a portfolio, not a goose. 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
3056 Kid, take a prospectus. We are so much more than bean-counters. 1.2558 0.05279 86 66 18 2
3057 Fee-fi-fo-fum. I smell the blood of an antitrust lawyer. 1.2558 0.05279 86 66 18 2
3058 I'm detecting an intrusion in the cloud. 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
3059 These days, instead of grinding the bones of English boys to make our bread, we find that burning large sections of rainforest and using child labor to mine cobalt achieves both goals on a wider scale.... 1.2558 0.06006 86 69 12 5
3060 As you can see, our bean stock projections are quite promising. 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
3061 As our special guest Jack clearly shows, the stalk market keeps rising. 1.2558 0.05279 86 66 18 2
3062 Yes, Jack, I realize a virtual meeting would have prevented a heavenly one. 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
3063 I said stocks, not stalks, Jack! Clean the beans out of your ears! 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
3064 Hey intern get me some coffee. 1.2558 0.05013 86 65 20 1
3065 Jack and the Bizz-talk”s 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
3066 When I said the stocks are rising, that’s not what I meant. 1.2558 0.05013 86 65 20 1
3067 Jack and the Stock Market 1.2558 0.05013 86 65 20 1
3068 Remote learning 2021; old habits die hard. 1.2558 0.04733 86 64 22 0
3069 I told you we should have held this meeting behind closed doors. 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
3070 It turns out working from home has really made people have their head in the clouds. 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
3071 Suddenly, Jack was reminded of his past unpaid debts. 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
3072 We’ve had fantastic growth; but I assure you we are well grounded. 1.2558 0.05279 86 66 18 2
3073 As you can see here in commodities, magic beans are on the... 1.2558 0.05013 86 65 20 1
3074 Trickle-down economics was working until we starting paying the people in magic beans 1.2558 0.05279 86 66 18 2
3075 Jack and the Bean Stock on the Rise Again 1.2558 0.05279 86 66 18 2
3076 And they told me MY growth projections were unrealistic 1.2558 0.05279 86 66 18 2
3077 ...just when I thought heaven would be different 1.2558 0.05279 86 66 18 2
3078 Wow... I finally worked my way to “the top” 1.2558 0.05279 86 66 18 2
3079 Stalks and stocks - they both keep growing 1.2558 0.05279 86 66 18 2
3080 We're expecting Jack's Beans to rise a rate never seen before. 1.2558 0.05013 86 65 20 1
3081 Wait a minute. It seems we have a spy from one of our competitors. 1.2556 0.05135 90 69 19 2
3082 Where’s the pizza? 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
3083 And there he is. Wait for it, now he’s going to ask to join your LinkedIn network. You’ll see. 1.2530 0.05098 83 63 19 1
3084 Delightfulness of observation is roughly proportional to the level of inebriation. 1.2530 0.05378 83 64 17 2
3085 Dynamically engineering synergistic outcomes is the real goose that lays the golden egg. 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
3086 This doesn't look like Cloud 9. It looks like Cloud Top 1%. 1.2530 0.05378 83 64 17 2
3087 The Fe Fi Fo Fund made a killing in the stock market last quarter. 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
3088 I'm sorry; this is a closed meeting of the Cloud. 1.2530 0.05378 83 64 17 2
3089 No, bean "stocks" not "bean stalk" 1.2530 0.05378 83 64 17 2
3090 Bean COUNTERS, Jack. 1.2530 0.05378 83 64 17 2
3091 We're the investment firm that monitors the sale of magic beans. 1.2530 0.04801 83 62 21 0
3092 We are projecting record growth this quarter in the stalk market. 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
3093 Jack found that working in the cloud is trickier than he expected 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
3094 We need to pay attention to Beans! 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
3095 Since we’ve moved our business to the cloud, it’s nothing but golden eggs! 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
3096 Reporting from across the rainbow bridge: The antimasker cabinet made somehow it to heaven and are still discussing the scientific validity of the virus." 1.2530 0.06143 83 67 11 5
3097 Dairy futures are up, but it's looking grim for magic beans. 1.2530 0.05098 83 63 19 1
3098 He's only a distraction. Get your heads back in the cloud. 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
3099 ok, who shared the cloud? 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
3100 what do you mean, you forgot snacks? 1.2530 0.05098 83 63 19 1
3101 The traffic is getting ridiculous on the cloud. 1.2529 0.04687 87 65 22 0
3102 Take notes from Jackie. He knows how to yield steady growth. 1.2529 0.04964 87 66 20 1
3103 So this is what they mean by "in the cloud." 1.2529 0.04964 87 66 20 1
3104 How much can we charge for magic beans? The sky's the limit. 1.2529 0.05715 87 69 14 4
3105 An appealing offer, but we already have parachutes. 1.2529 0.04964 87 66 20 1
3106 Who needs the corporate ladder when you have a beanstalk? 1.2529 0.05715 87 69 14 4
3107 Jack and the magic bean-counters. 1.2529 0.04964 87 66 20 1
3108 We only meet in person in fairy tales. 1.2529 0.04964 87 66 20 1
3109 Excellent. The beanstalk future's consultant has finally arrived. 1.2529 0.05226 87 67 18 2
3110 I asked Jack to be here to make a point. If you want efficient carbon offsets, forget trees. Magic beans are unbeatable. 1.2529 0.05476 87 68 16 3
3111 Jack, we see you 1.2529 0.04964 87 66 20 1
3112 There's none here, we just count them. 1.2529 0.05226 87 67 18 2
3113 The motion to descend the beanstalk having passed, this board meeting of Golden Goose, Inc. is adjourned. 1.2529 0.05226 87 67 18 2
3114 Hey, Jack, on second thought make mine a Venti. 1.2529 0.04964 87 66 20 1
3115 The run up in the price of magic beans is off the charts today. 1.2529 0.05476 87 68 16 3
3116 Yes, it's normally a corporate ladder, but currently, we're maximising efficiencies. 1.2529 0.05226 87 67 18 2
3117 Hi, guys ! Any idea for flattening a giant beanstalk curve? 1.2529 0.04964 87 66 20 1
3118 He's a plant! 1.2529 0.04964 87 66 20 1
3119 At long last, Jack finds the magic beancounters 1.2529 0.04964 87 66 20 1
3120 Welcome, Jack. You’ve reached bean counter heaven. 1.2529 0.05226 87 67 18 2
3121 What’s more important? The Dow climbing or Jack Climbing the Beanstalk? 1.2529 0.05226 87 67 18 2
3122 Who's that kid, spying on our Giant Corporation? 1.2529 0.04964 87 66 20 1
3123 The bean stocks are still rising 1.2529 0.05476 87 68 16 3
3124 ‘Sorry to interrupt your after-hours board meeting, but my stalks have also been surging!” 1.2529 0.04964 87 66 20 1
3125 OMG! They said the cloud was secure - not open concept! 1.2529 0.05476 87 68 16 3
3126 Let me state at the outset, this does not supplant the corporate ladder. 1.2529 0.04687 87 65 22 0
3127 See, I told you we predicted growth this quarter. 1.2529 0.05715 87 69 14 4
3128 Profits are climbing here, too. 1.2529 0.04964 87 66 20 1
3129 The ogre relocated 1.2529 0.05226 87 67 18 2
3130 Holy shit, the Republicans were right. Money runs heaven, too. 1.2529 0.05944 87 70 12 5
3131 Some call him a poll watcher; I call him a bean stalker. 1.2529 0.05226 87 67 18 2
3132 The stalks are rising (oh my God the stalks are rising) 1.2529 0.05476 87 68 16 3
3133 The Fee Fi Fo Five Hundred is booming. 1.2529 0.05476 87 68 16 3
3134 After he made the call to his broker, Jack was later arrested that day...insider information. 1.2529 0.04964 87 66 20 1
3135 Maybe I should've just traded Old Bessie for DoorDash stock. 1.2529 0.05715 87 69 14 4
3136 When they said Giant I didn't think they meant Corporations. 1.2529 0.05715 87 69 14 4
3137 As you can see, the stalk market is looking up 1.2529 0.05715 87 69 14 4
3138 We're the giant's bean counters, and you're in big trouble. 1.2529 0.05476 87 68 16 3
3139 But not everyone is pleased with Giant Corp's performance. Our Class Bean shareholder had a cow. 1.2529 0.05476 87 68 16 3
3140 Fee Fi Fo Fum I smell the blood of an ombudsman 1.2529 0.05226 87 67 18 2
3141 Our fertilizer sales this year appear to be driven by one customer. 1.2529 0.05226 87 67 18 2
3142 We're pretty high on bean futures this quarter." 1.2529 0.05226 87 67 18 2
3143 There’s always a way to get to the cloud 1.2529 0.05226 87 67 18 2
3144 Don’t mind me, I’m just here for the snacks 1.2529 0.04964 87 66 20 1
3145 And all the critics said we don’t know Jack. 1.2529 0.05226 87 67 18 2
3146 Jerry it’s your turn to get the delivery food. 1.2529 0.05226 87 66 18 2
3147 And if you look over there, you'll see that growth from trickle-down economics is a myth. 1.2529 0.05226 87 67 18 2
3148 Crooked bean counters got me in this mess! 1.2524 0.04921 103 80 20 3
3149 Sorry Jack, even Mr. Giant got out of gold." 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
3150 I think we're be-an stalked. 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
3151 Damn! The bean counters are planting them now. 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
3152 Am I the only one who's seeing the potential for a giant fall? 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
3153 Nine is the next one up, Jack! 1.2500 0.05046 84 64 19 1
3154 Jack thought to himself: the marketing committee looks diverse but probably should be better rooted in the community. 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
3155 Sorry, son, we don't need any more bean counters. 1.2500 0.05046 84 64 19 1
3156 In summary then, no giant surprises? 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
3157 Move the aerial son ,we still have no picture 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
3158 Jack, they’re going to close the Savings And Loan unless you agree to hop aboard” 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
3159 No giant up here, unless you count this giant waste of time. Sorry, Gary. 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
3160 And then, at the top, there were these horrible creatures who want to eat us alive! 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
3161 And if you think this progress is enough, people, you don’t know Jack. 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
3162 We outsourced the fee-fi-fo-function in 2003, young man. 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
3163 Excuse me, sir. Fee Fi Fo Fum Co. is having a PRIVATE business meeting and we're in a giant rush. 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
3164 Jack , I know you are the genius for cloud-based things , but I said the stock should go up higher , not you should go up the stalk higher . 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
3165 What were you expecting ?-That's a Bean Stock and this is the Commodities Market... 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
3166 Excuse me. If you guys are bean counters, I have a great deal for you. 1.2500 0.05657 88 70 14 4
3167 After climbing the bean stalk, Jack discovered just what he feared. 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
3168 By eliminating the Giant's position and syndicating the Golden Goose, we've increased market share. Next, we'll hear from our magic bean counter. 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
3169 This is why there is no space available on the cloud 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
3170 'Beans-R-Us' stock price continues to climb thanks to the leadership of our new CEO, Jack Stalkman. 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
3171 We've found it! Cloud 9! 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
3172 As you can see, cow futures are skyrocketing. 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
3173 Jack I don’t think your numbers are going to work during the pandemic. 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
3174 You made it! 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
3175 Beanstalks and Boardstalks 1.2500 0.05046 84 64 19 1
3176 Fee-fi-fo-fum! I smell the blood of Brexit scum! Be he Labor, be he Tory, we'll levy tariffs till he's ganz très sorry! 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
3177 Sorry, bean counters are considered only if they have cloud computing schooling. 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
3178 Yes it's a blue sky projection but we're not exactly working with magic beans. 1.2500 0.04753 84 63 21 0
3179 Corporate governance grinds people down better than any giant ever could. 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
3180 I don't need to tell you that soybeans are on the rise. 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
3181 At last! A place where masks and social distancing aren't required and things are getting better! 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
3182 Albert Einstein once said, everyone is a genius but if you judge a fish on their ability to climb a tree it will live its whole life believing it is stupid 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
3183 Shouldn't you people be wearing masks and social distancing? 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
3184 I say, hey (hey), you (you) ... Get off my cloud. 1.2500 0.06077 84 68 11 5
3185 What have you done will my iTunes songs? 1.2500 0.05046 84 64 19 1
3186 Like I said, the magic bean market is ripe for pollination. 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
3187 Nice presentation Williams but I don't think you know Jack. 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
3188 This is taking meeting in the cloud to a whole other dimension! 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
3189 Never heard of high finance, Jack? 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
3190 Like this stock, that stalk is jacked. 1.2500 0.05046 84 64 19 1
3191 Ummm...sorry to break this cloud nine, but that graph is not a reflection of what's going on down there. 1.2500 0.05046 84 64 19 1
3192 This ain't worth Jack! 1.2500 0.04578 100 76 23 1
3193 As Jack stalked his co-workers to the meeting saved in the cloud, he realized it had bean a giant mistake! 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
3194 I hate when corporate goes over our heads 1.2500 0.05186 80 61 18 1
3195 I wasn't expecting a corporate giant! 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
3196 What?.......the beanstalk is coming down this weekend? 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
3197 The bean counters are not in the cloud. 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
3198 So this is where Williams was transferred. And he’s still promising pie in the sky. 1.2500 0.05046 84 64 19 1
3199 As everyone in Never-Never-Concede-Land can see, the president’s vote total continues to climb. 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
3200 Hello Jack. Welcome to the new era of bean-counting. 1.2500 0.05046 84 64 19 1
3201 I knew we should not have invested in bean futures. 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
3202 That a boy, Jack, you're doing great. Our cloud group just reviewed your progress and you're halfway to the top. Keep climbing! 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
3203 Your mother is calling you. 1.2500 0.05046 84 64 19 1
3204 This is not a "pie in the sky" plan. It's a graph. 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
3205 You all know you're in the fall range when I chop down this bean stalk? 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
3206 I'm Larry. I'm a bean counter. 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
3207 Looks as if we’re headed for a giant year. 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
3208 The giant takes his business much mores seriously now. 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
3209 Fee-fi-fo-fum! Paradigm, synergy, action item. 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
3210 This is what I imagined! 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
3211 Don’t worry, this happens all the time! If you climb up one more floor, you will see the giant’s castle on your left. 1.2500 0.06077 84 68 11 5
3212 It's a Giant Fee For Five Funds ! 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
3213 Did I say we should have made that investment in magic beans futures? 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
3214 More beancounters ! 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
3215 No, we're just a GIANT CORPORATION, and we used all the gold in the pot to buy back stock last year. 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
3216 It may be time to buy back some stalk. 1.2500 0.05186 80 61 18 1
3217 Perhaps our magic bean, golden egg, and magic harp profits are down, but our cow inventory is steadily rising. 1.2500 0.05046 84 64 19 1
3218 Actually, bean stocks are the only kind we don't invest in. 1.2500 0.05198 100 79 17 4
3219 Not per se, but we do have 'giant' quarter over quarter productivity increases. 1.2500 0.05046 84 64 19 1
3220 Jack had the corner office in the old building, so when we made the big move to the cloud he wasn’t happy. He’s at peace with it now, but as you can see he’s done climbing the corporate ladder. 1.2500 0.05046 84 64 19 1
3221 We pensioned off the giant as his murderous rages were negatively affecting this quarter’s earnings. 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
3222 I just came up to see the bean counters.... 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
3223 I told you we would discuss it. Now leave the cloud immediately. 1.2500 0.06309 84 69 9 6
3224 ...yet few remember the much-maligned sequel, 'Jack and the Magic Bean Counters' 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
3225 We observe the slope of delta fee, delta foe. 1.2500 0.05046 84 64 19 1
3226 Wow, I need to climb down fast and buy the stock before the news gets out. 1.2500 0.05046 84 64 19 1
3227 Jack if you’re looking for growth we need seed funding for the Cloud 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
3228 Well that's a hundred million dollars in anti-corporate spying innovation shot to hell for the price of a couple of beans. 1.2500 0.05186 80 61 18 1
3229 Text me before you start chopping." 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
3230 I'm having doubts about storing our data in the cloud. 1.2500 0.04642 88 66 22 0
3231 Miss your flight, Jack? Or attempting a smaller carbon footprint? 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
3232 We don’t grow them. We count them. 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
3233 No, we're the industrial giants. 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
3234 Finally! Next time just do drone delivery. 1.2500 0.04753 84 63 21 0
3235 Capitalism in the afterlife. 1.2500 0.05046 84 64 19 1
3236 -Company Name “Jack”- “As you can see, “Jack” is climbing” 1.2500 0.05046 84 64 19 1
3237 Growth doesn’t just happen by itself, you know. 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
3238 Oh, I am sorry. I was looking for a giant." 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
3239 Gives C-suite meetings a whole new meaning. 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
3240 You text me? 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
3241 More than angel investments, our expertise is seed financing. 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
3242 Whatever we write here, some people will probably not get it 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
3243 Well... they just won't learn. As we can see Hell's intake is up exponentially and looking like that trend will continue. Our numbers on the other hand [next slide please] 1.2500 0.06077 84 68 11 5
3244 ‘Diseconomies of Scale’ 1.2500 0.05046 84 64 19 1
3245 There has been a 'supposed' increase in bean stalks, but the data may be misleading. 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
3246 Eating the little guy for breakfast” sure looks different these days 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
3247 Wait... this is the golden egg? 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
3248 Data became so powerful, the cloud made us come to them. 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
3249 Worst beanstalk ever. 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
3250 Everyone, welcome Jack, our new CBC: Chief Bean Counter. 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
3251 Is the market prepared for beanstalk people? 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
3252 As you can see gentleman, our Beanstocks are still climbing 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
3253 As Jack grew, he realized he’d have to stop climbing beanstalks and instead focus on the corporate ladder “. #myheroacademi 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
3254 I thought you said no one could find us on the cloud 1.2472 0.05124 89 69 18 2
3255 Upon seeing the price chart, Jack suddenly felt uneasy about selling his #Bitcoin for a beanstalk. 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
3256 I’d like to introduce Jack, today’s expert on cloud storage. 1.2469 0.05131 81 62 18 1
3257 Ignore the man in the beanstalk We may be living on a cloud in dreamland the world is really coming together after Trump! 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
3258 To the right we have the wild stock traders. 1.2469 0.05131 81 62 18 1
3259 Wait! I thought Heaven was above us and Hell was below. 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
3260 So, there really is a place called the Cloud, where things are hidden!! 1.2469 0.05131 81 62 18 1
3261 Hey temp, can you get us seven coffees while you're on the ground? 1.2444 0.05074 90 70 18 2
3262 This looks like Cloud 9!--I didn't know you were still around. 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
3263 Jack, I was just telling the investment committee about the killing you made in the beanstalk market. 1.2442 0.05214 86 67 17 2
3264 Jack and the ‘been stock’ is our best analogy in getting clients to sell. 1.2439 0.05077 82 63 18 1
3265 I’m officially out of ideas for avoiding oversight. 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
3266 This simple business model will shoot your success into the sky. 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
3267 'Jack, c'mon over, son. Want you to meet the bean counters.' 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
3268 The Giant is totally “fee fy” over the rise in gold, but “fo fum” at the collapse of beans. 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
3269 Our competitors are also experiencing exponential growth. 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
3270 Sorry, Jack. You weren’t called to cloud 9 because you don’t know squat about economics. 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
3271 Sorry, the giant is on the third floor. 1.2439 0.05077 82 63 18 1
3272 This chart is just a hill of beans. 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
3273 No Jack, no. I said ride up the bean stocks, not the beanstalk. 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
3274 I bought a stalk with growth potential!! 1.2439 0.05077 82 63 18 1
3275 Don’t look now, but we are being Zoom-bombed by a beanstalker 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
3276 And despite everything, Jack Andebean's stock portfolio reached new heights in 2020 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
3277 Jack and the bean counters talk. 1.2439 0.05077 82 63 18 1
3278 MaryAnne...it’s that stalker again! 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
3279 Forget the giant. The real money is in magic bean sales. 1.2439 0.05077 82 63 18 1
3280 It's time to think outside the stalks. 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
3281 I didn't expect a giant corporation. 1.2439 0.05077 82 63 18 1
3282 Sorry, it's just that when we tell people it's a giant in a castle up here collecting all the gold, there's less clamor for tax hikes. 1.2439 0.05077 82 63 18 1
3283 Excuse me, I thought Hell was down below. 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
3284 This is the damndest competitor analysis I've ever seen! 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
3285 Fee fi fo fum, I smell the blood of exploitation. 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
3286 They may be on Cloud 9 but they don't seem nearly as happy as me. 1.2439 0.04771 82 62 20 0
3287 Fe-Fi-Fo-Fum This boring meeting is really hum drum. 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
3288 Sorry Jack-o! The giant has been outsourced... 1.2439 0.05077 82 63 18 1
3289 To them they're just beans.To us they're credit default swaps waiting to happen. 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
3290 How much for the golden eggs? 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
3291 This new cloud technology isn't worth Jack...no offense meant, of course. By the way, how did you get in here? 1.2439 0.04771 82 62 20 0
3292 Jack, that is the giant's growth pattern. Are you still thinking door knocking is a good strategy? 1.2439 0.05077 82 63 18 1
3293 So what if our tech outperforms Microsoft's? Who knows the first thing about slaying giants? 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
3294 I told you we couldn’t trust the cloud. 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
3295 Ignore Jack. He’s a climber. 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
3296 Everyone, this is Jack, our new growth hacker. 1.2439 0.05077 82 63 18 1
3297 Jack had heard of cloud meetings, but didn’t expect to see the fabled in-person meeting in his lifetime. 1.2439 0.06390 82 68 8 6
3298 Sorry, Jack. It takes more than a bag of beans to get a seat at this table. 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
3299 Is this the pie-in-the-sky cloud? 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
3300 Your chart shows an erratic pattern of up and down climbs. I'm Jack's manager - show only the up climbs. 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
3301 We aren't to the giant level yet, but if this growth continues, it won't be long. 1.2439 0.05077 82 63 18 1
3302 When we saw a rise in legumes this year we weren't imaging this. 1.2439 0.05077 82 63 18 1
3303 A missed opportunity, Jack. You could have saved a lot of time with the press of a button. 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
3304 So do you drink corona? 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
3305 How was I supposed to know that bean shares were going up? Nobody tells me anything! 1.2439 0.04771 82 62 20 0
3306 To discuss our financials is Jack, CPA, department head of magic bean counting. 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
3307 ... and as you can see, our growth stalk has significantly outperformed ... 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
3308 Uh Oh, now our competitors have seen our cloud commmittee. 1.2439 0.05077 82 63 18 1
3309 Don’t pay him any attention, he’s small beans! 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
3310 Since eliminating our competition, profits have increased dramatically. Here's Jack with our business narative. 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
3311 The giant converted his assets to stocks. He's doing well. 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
3312 Sorry, the modern "golden goose" is stock options and you're going to have to do a different kind of climbing to get them. 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
3313 As you can see, Giant Corporation’s profits are up this quarter. Well folks, it looks like lunch has arrived. 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
3314 How many magic beans were there??? 1.2439 0.05077 82 63 18 1
3315 Guess I won't go to business school after all. 1.2439 0.04771 82 62 20 0
3316 No, this is not cloud nine! 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
3317 Our plan moving forward is still up in the air. 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
3318 Goya stalks are up three-hundred percent. 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
3319 You can see the margin of victory is growing and we’ve found someone to tell him he lost. 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
3320 Say, looks like you do know Jack about the Cloud! 1.2439 0.05077 82 63 18 1
3321 What, you've never heard of 'cloud computing'? 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
3322 For the last time, Jack, we don’t know how high your bean stock will rise! 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
3323 Beans, ladies and gentlemen. Beans are where the smart money is going. 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
3324 As you can see, Ogre Corp's assets have increased exponentially; our one concern is the possible future hijacking of our gold assets. 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
3325 Genetically engineered beans are the future. You obviously don't know Jack. 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
3326 He's investing in futures 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
3327 No, you want the Green Giant board meeting one cloud up. 1.2439 0.05077 82 63 18 1
3328 We expect nothing short of giant growth in beanstalk futures. 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
3329 I smell the blood of our target demo. 1.2439 0.05077 82 63 18 1
3330 As we see here the beanstock is rising. 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
3331 Jack got here using his MBA - Magic Beans Allocation. 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
3332 Our golden goose should be safe in the Cloud. Someone tell Jack to put our cash cow there, too. 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
3333 Cool corporate ladder. 1.2439 0.05077 82 63 18 1
3334 You guys just don't belong in my fairy tale; please move to another cloud. 1.2439 0.05077 82 63 18 1
3335 Looks like the stalks are up. 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
3336 Try to ignore the window washers, folks. Forgot it was Tuesday 1.2439 0.05077 82 63 18 1
3337 Hgher Management 1.2439 0.05077 82 63 18 1
3338 Hold on, I want to hear this ‘magic beans’ elevator pitch... 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
3339 He’s right, we should go after the low hanging fruit 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
3340 Uh, did I climb the wrong ladder? 1.2439 0.04771 82 62 20 0
3341 The demand for golden eggs has increased significantly since Jack joined our team. 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
3342 stop being such a show off Jack, we already know that you grow faster than our charts 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
3343 Our Bean Stocks are really growing this fiscal year 1.2439 0.05077 82 63 18 1
3344 I want to see more growth in golden egg production next quarter 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
3345 Bean counters...can’t live with them, can’t live without ‘em. 1.2439 0.04771 82 62 20 0
3346 Getting rid of the giant has been great for our stock price 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
3347 Fee, fi, fo, funds, this tax haven can't be impugn'd 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
3348 ‘Jack and the bean heads’ 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
3349 Trickle down is a fairy tale Jack, we need to start investing at the bottom 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
3350 Apple stock is going to rise to $135/share! Can’t believe these chumps are going to think it was the “magic” beans. 1.2439 0.05077 82 63 18 1
3351 Jack visits the C-suite. 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
3352 Now, as I was saying, we need organic growth. 1.2436 0.05531 78 61 15 2
3353 No one said it was a corporate giant! 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
3354 And Jack here is one of our newest clients - just learning about cloud-based agro business. 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
3355 Who’re you? Jack the Corporation-Too-Big-to-Fail Killer? 1.2436 0.05531 78 61 15 2
3356 these edibles ain’t shit” 1.2436 0.05531 78 61 15 2
3357 You should really trying using a ladder. 1.2436 0.05531 78 61 15 2
3358 That's not how you climb the corporate, Jack. 1.2436 0.05221 78 60 17 1
3359 And he calls that growth? 1.2436 0.05531 78 61 15 2
3360 As his investment in beans continued to grow, Jack decided to diversify in giant futures. 1.2436 0.05531 78 61 15 2
3361 Is your data secure in the cloud? 1.2436 0.05221 78 60 17 1
3362 The sky's the limit after we decided to go green. Excuse me sir, this is a private meeting. Please climb down that bean stalk ASAP! 1.2436 0.05531 78 61 15 2
3363 I'm afraid you are mistaken, son. The only thing "Giant" here are the Q3 profits. 1.2436 0.05221 78 60 17 1
3364 now, if you will all look behind you, you will see that bean stocks have risen to record highs.....thank you Jack... 1.2436 0.06103 78 63 11 4
3365 Am I late? 1.2436 0.05531 78 61 15 2
3366 As you can see the cattle futures are up. You can now get six magic beans a head. 1.2436 0.05531 78 61 15 2
3367 Sorry Jack,the Board has decided that the Beanstalk belongs to your mother. 1.2436 0.05531 78 61 15 2
3368 Why don't we take a step back and really take stock of the situation? 1.2436 0.05531 78 61 15 2
3369 The market for our magic beans is reaching new heights. 1.2436 0.05221 78 60 17 1
3370 You don't work here anymore. 1.2436 0.05221 78 60 17 1
3371 Fee-fi-fo-fum! Up goes the stock price of YUM! 1.2436 0.05221 78 60 17 1
3372 In the cloud, things have never gone according to plan. 1.2436 0.05531 78 61 15 2
3373 Darn Monsanto and their GMO beans! 1.2436 0.05221 78 60 17 1
3374 Tree People, we’re doing this for you out there too. 1.2436 0.05531 78 61 15 2
3375 Hold on a sec -- this might affect those ladder sales. 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
3376 5 more minutes. 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
3377 And as you'll notice here, bean stocks are slightly on the rise... 1.2436 0.05221 78 60 17 1
3378 We’ve got to be more careful with the beans, we’re seeing exponential growth in all the wrong places 1.2436 0.04892 78 59 19 0
3379 Who’s going to tell Jack they’ll try to grind his bones to make their bread up there, too? 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
3380 I don't know any giant, this is a sublet. 1.2410 0.05024 83 64 18 1
3381 Were industrial giants ! 1.2410 0.05024 83 64 18 1
3382 , “this is the holding company for Golden Eggs Inc.; we bought out the Giants years ago and now manufacture our product in China. “ 1.2410 0.05309 83 64 16 2
3383 So, who still thinks I was lying about the magic beans? 1.2405 0.04839 79 60 19 0
3384 No, this is cloud eight: bean counters. 1.2405 0.04839 79 60 19 0
3385 It's going to take a lot more than one scrappy startup to disrupt our fourth quarter earnings! 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
3386 We’re seeing a legendary growth of bean stocks. 1.2405 0.05164 79 61 17 1
3387 This shows that the combination of cloud computing and beanstalks has been very profitable. 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
3388 You can't keep a good bean counter down. 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
3389 Impossible! These bean stocks can’t keep rising indefinitely. 1.2405 0.05164 79 61 17 1
3390 Young man, investing in our golden eggs could have a fairytale ending. 1.2405 0.05164 79 61 17 1
3391 Can you get me a hoagie? 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
3392 Mr. Jones,do you know where my mom keeps the toilet paper? 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
3393 And here comes our sales consultant right now. 1.2375 0.05108 80 62 17 1
3394 Jack in the beanstalk, hey? i think you’re being overly optimistic. 1.2375 0.05965 80 65 11 4
3395 It’s not a giant problem, we’re just not that cloud. 1.2375 0.05409 80 63 15 2
3396 We could learn a thing or two from Jack about cultivating exponential growth, you bean counters! 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
3397 You're just in time for our bean and fertilizer forecasts. 1.2368 0.05254 76 59 16 1
3398 Someone always finds a way to disrupt these cloud meetings. 1.2368 0.05254 76 59 16 1
3399 We project that putting everything in the cloud will boost the Giant's growth rate 27% next quarter. 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
3400 Sorry, wrong floor. 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
3401 I really wish that I'd kept the cow instead. 1.2368 0.05254 76 59 16 1
3402 Obviously. Magic beans lead to magic bean counters 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
3403 As you can see, the Magic Bean Campaign is sending our stock through the roof. 1.2368 0.04909 76 58 18 0
3404 Bean stocks are shooting way up. 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
3405 You must be the new bean counter. 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
3406 I think we should invest in fertilizer. 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
3407 I’m never drinking Oregonian coffee ever again. 1.2368 0.05254 76 59 16 1
3408 Ever since you slayed the giant, we have made a killing, 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
3409 Didn't I tell you that the price of bean futures would sky rocket! 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
3410 Fee-fi-fo-fum... I smell corporate espionage of our business trade secrets to gain a competitive advantage." 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
3411 Legumes are up this year. 1.2368 0.05254 76 59 16 1
3412 Careful about that unbounded growth. 1.2368 0.04909 76 58 18 0
3413 Do you have an offer to make us, young man? 1.2368 0.05254 76 59 16 1
3414 So this is where the cloud is! 1.2368 0.04909 76 58 18 0
3415 Name one recent breakthrough in agri-business 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
3416 Business is going well, but it' hasn't been easy. He was a giant. 1.2368 0.05254 76 59 16 1
3417 In summary, we remain bullish on magic beans. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
3418 That projection makes about as much sense as trading in magic beans. 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
3419 Not the kind of magic bean I was expecting. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
3420 Jack was not expecting to find corporate giants at the end of the beanstalk. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
3421 The Concept of Heaven 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
3422 Thanks, but we have all the bean counters we require. 1.2368 0.04909 76 58 18 0
3423 Sorry I'm late; I forgot my fob. 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
3424 Hard work not magic is how you get to the executive suite. 1.2368 0.05254 76 59 16 1
3425 The little rat is copying our sales strategy 1.2368 0.05254 76 59 16 1
3426 Keep climbing: the giant's one cloud higher. 1.2368 0.05254 76 59 16 1
3427 Sorry but there’s no way that beanstalk could support a giant. 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
3428 Spies, Lies and Secrets: 37 Industrial Espionage Tactics that kills your international business. 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
3429 Jack and the Beanstalk Market 1.2368 0.05254 76 59 16 1
3430 Thank goodness for Brexit. I never could get used to "fe fi fo fum, I smell the blood of a European" 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
3431 If you look in front of me to my left, you can see the cloud version. 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
3432 Jack, there are easier ways to join us in the cloud! 1.2368 0.05254 76 59 16 1
3433 We see you've exceeded our growth projections, but how will you monetize it? 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
3434 This line shows how many Americans now believe the story of Jack and the Giant with Golden Goose. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
3435 Oh, don't mind our new junior executive --he's a real Jack of all trades. 1.2368 0.05254 76 59 16 1
3436 The song was right. There is no beer. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
3437 Bitcoin IS the goose that lays golden eggs...check the stats. 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
3438 As you can see here, due to COVID 19 our numbers are going up at a record pace. 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
3439 Who from Hell are you? 1.2368 0.05254 76 59 16 1
3440 Now, reviewing commodity trades; milk cows down, magic beans trending way up 1.2368 0.05254 76 59 16 1
3441 One more cloud kid, our golden geese are metaphorical. 1.2368 0.05254 76 59 16 1
3442 And this is where we planted the magic beans 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
3443 As you can see, bean futures are through the roof. 1.2368 0.04909 76 58 18 0
3444 If this is what heaven looks like, I'll pass. 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
3445 No, I'll pass. I'm not looking for steady sustainable growth over time, I'm looking for the goose that lays the golden eggs. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
3446 Where did you expect the Jolly Green Giant headquarters to be? 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
3447 I said we need a bean counter! 1.2368 0.05254 76 59 16 1
3448 We have to be careful not to overestimate the possibilities of growth. 1.2368 0.04909 76 58 18 0
3449 Not that I care jack but, why are you all so distracted?? 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
3450 We need fresh Ivy League graduates to keep the trend going. Speaking of which... Wow, they've really outdone themselves this time... 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
3451 Beanstalk profits are way up since we moved to the cloud. 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
3452 All those in favor of saying 'Fee-fi-fo-fum' instead of 'Meeting adjourned' say 'Aye.' 1.2368 0.05254 76 59 16 1
3453 There's no seat at the table here for you! 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
3454 Meanwhile, beanstalk growth is skyrocketing. 1.2368 0.05254 76 59 16 1
3455 These are the giants I keep hearing about? 1.2368 0.05254 76 59 16 1
3456 If we continue buying beef for a handful of beans, we're going to have a terrific third quarter. 1.2368 0.04909 76 58 18 0
3457 We invest in the blood of an Englishman. 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
3458 Ah, no more referencing our bean counting. 1.2368 0.05254 76 59 16 1
3459 That's Jack on to the stalk market. 1.2368 0.05254 76 59 16 1
3460 It's getting worse by the minute down there, word on the street says that Wall Street has its eyes set on water now. 1.2368 0.04909 76 58 18 0
3461 We’re increasing the fees, while streamlining the fis, fos and fums. John Cooney, Boston MA 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
3462 Now we have two dangerous curves! " 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
3463 Ah, just in time. Jack, here, has become an expert in fostering growth. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
3464 Did HR hire *another* bean counter? 1.2368 0.05254 76 59 16 1
3465 Hi Jack, "We are storing this meeting in the cloud" 1.2368 0.05254 76 59 16 1
3466 You're in the wrong place, buddy. This is the Beans Talk. 1.2368 0.05254 76 59 16 1
3467 When the fairy tale ends and we see cloud computing for what it really is 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
3468 Antitrust lawyers broke up the Unfriendly Giant's monopoly. Interested in rescuing your loot? 1.2368 0.05254 76 59 16 1
3469 I asked for the "stock" averages, not the "stalk" averages! 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
3470 Pay him no mind, Jack is always trying to get inside information on the rise in bean stocks. 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
3471 Notice that his progress almost exactly matches the predictions on the chart. 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
3472 The beans haven’t reached the projected level yet. 1.2368 0.05254 76 59 16 1
3473 Bess, your stalker's back. 1.2368 0.05254 76 59 16 1
3474 The intern....he forgot the coffee again. 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
3475 Is there anywhere we can go without being followed by the SEC? 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
3476 Fee-fi-fo-fum, if you don’t leave immediately I’ll call security. 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
3477 Play your cards right and you too can fast track the corporate ladder like Jack, here. 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
3478 I wonder if I can ever meet.their high expectations. 1.2368 0.05254 76 59 16 1
3479 He's just a harmless stalker. Doesn't know jack. 1.2368 0.05254 76 59 16 1
3480 Who would’ve thought selling our cash cow would lead to such robust top-line growth 1.2368 0.05254 76 59 16 1
3481 Who's the bean counter now, Jack? 1.2368 0.04909 76 58 18 0
3482 I think you’ll find the cloud has changed a lot since you were last here, Jack. 1.2368 0.04909 76 58 18 0
3483 Is that the kid we’re suing for infringing on our seed patent? 1.2368 0.05254 76 59 16 1
3484 It would appear that certain have resorted to taking the corporate bean stalk, the ladder being consistently unattainable, huh? 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
3485 As you can see here, the futures for Englishman blood are encouraging. 1.2368 0.05254 76 59 16 1
3486 Looks like someone is trying to hijack our meeting. 1.2368 0.04909 76 58 18 0
3487 Susan, could you please escort Jack back down to earth. His ideas are beginning to be a bit grassrootish for this Cloud meeting. 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
3488 I found a lunch place that's farm to table. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
3489 Oh! man. No masks and social distancing up here too. 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
3490 No this is not a fairytale, corporate spies will follow us anywhere. 1.2368 0.05254 76 59 16 1
3491 And let's not forget the last time we shorted the magic bean market. 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
3492 As a retail giant, we're susceptible to hacking. 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
3493 Am I imagining things, or does Phyllis have a new hairdo? 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
3494 Sorry, but it was a bit unrealistic to think you’d find a mystical castle here. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
3495 I think we have the Board Room until eleven 1.2368 0.05254 76 59 16 1
3496 No, we haven't seen the giant...but have you seen our third-quarter profits?!! 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
3497 So this Cloud Nine!" This is what all the fuss was about: really 1.2368 0.05254 76 59 16 1
3498 Time to get home to your mother, young man. This is cloud computing, circa 2020. 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
3499 I guess none of them are English 1.2368 0.05884 76 60 12 3
3500 Guys, aren’t we still on Work from Home? 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
3501 Now listen, we have a giant opportunity here... Oh damn! 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
3502 As you can see, beanstalk growth has tripled this quarter 1.2368 0.04909 76 58 18 0
3503 I just got off the phone with the elevator guy, but you’ll have to use the stalk until he can take a look at it. 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
3504 You’re still an intern, Jack. This is not how you climb your way to the top. 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
3505 He was here for the bean futures debacle. 1.2368 0.04909 76 58 18 0
3506 I see you've 'bean-stalking' us Jack, but this is meeting is available on the cloud 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
3507 You guys telling tall tales too? 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
3508 As you can see, the beanstalk market is growing considerably 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
3509 Yeah, so like I was saying, we expect bean stocks to continue growing until Q4, or a giant cuts them down. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
3510 You don't look so giant to me. 1.2368 0.05254 76 59 16 1
3511 Jack I told you to call if you needed anything at home 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
3512 As always, our tax return reports a net income of 'goose eggs.' 1.2346 0.05053 81 63 17 1
3513 Jack thinks this won't amount to more than a hill of beans. 1.2346 0.04737 81 62 19 0
3514 Pork production is up, can beans be far behind? 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
3515 That's what they mean by beans-talk!" 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
3516 We had to let him go - he was big, but his sales numbers? Not so much. 1.2346 0.04737 81 62 19 0
3517 Call Security. Our closed circuit Cloud conference has suffered a low tech breach. 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
3518 Our stalk has great growth potential. 1.2346 0.05053 81 63 17 1
3519 Listen kid, this is the only place we could find to meet that was not stuffy so keep climbing!" 1.2346 0.05053 81 63 17 1
3520 But Sir, I was promised a goose and some golden eggs .....! 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
3521 Can we take this discussion off-stalk? 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
3522 Get out the giant disguise. 1.2346 0.05053 81 63 17 1
3523 Didn't predict this, did you, Bill? 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
3524 Jack, thanks for joining. As you can see, golden goose production is showing a positive trend... 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
3525 I normally recommend the corporate ladder over the stalk option." 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
3526 Which one of you suggested bean stocks would go down? 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
3527 I was expecting a giant, not giant tech. 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
3528 Sometimes a start-up just starts up. 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
3529 Our cloud platform isn’t worth a hill of beans. 1.2338 0.05195 77 60 16 1
3530 Yes, we are technically business giants. We still need your bones, though. 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
3531 Oh, so, that's why there's no coffee this morning. 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
3532 You guys want anything? I’m headed to Arby’s. 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
3533 No, Jack, stalks are not the economy. 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
3534 Bean stocks are way up! 1.2338 0.05195 77 60 16 1
3535 Ok so I need THAT many cows to make a profit? 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
3536 As you can see from this chart, young man, you need to keep going. 1.2338 0.05195 77 60 16 1
3537 Just the man I want to see, Jack. We need a way to keep climbing. 1.2338 0.05195 77 60 16 1
3538 The first of many fairytale disillusionments. 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
3539 That's a corporate beanstalk, Jack, and we're the giant. 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
3540 It wouldn't be the last time Jack got caught insider trading. 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
3541 I just knew that cloud technology wasn't secure. 1.2338 0.05195 77 60 16 1
3542 You can see here the bean-cow index is steadily increasing. 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
3543 I thought this was the Stalk Holders Meeting... 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
3544 Here he is! Jack joins us from the stock exchange. 1.2338 0.04855 77 59 18 0
3545 Ok people. Let's look at the latest numbers from the stalk market. 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
3546 Even people in the clouds put their heads in the sand. 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
3547 I should have taken my chances with the cow. 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
3548 „I‘d say this past year was a giant success.“ 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
3549 Bean shares are going up. 1.2338 0.05195 77 60 16 1
3550 This is how cloud meetings happen boy! 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
3551 Come on in, Jack! Sorry for the inconvenience, we recently migrated our glass ceiling to the cloud. 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
3552 I can see your graph from here 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
3553 2020: Jack & Jill looking for cloud storage. 1.2338 0.05195 77 60 16 1
3554 This is the kind of hyper growth we need 1.2326 0.04872 86 67 18 1
3555 It's not what you're thinking. 1.2326 0.04582 86 66 20 0
3556 Same old shit! 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
3557 Uh, hi, Jack. We thought 6 feet & mask rules don't apply when your head is in the clouds. 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
3558 Can you direct me to the Giant's cloud storage space? 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
3559 We're up ten percent this month if we count the magic beans. 1.2308 0.04801 78 60 18 0
3560 Jack the beanstalker 1.2308 0.05137 78 61 16 1
3561 PSST...I hear they've now developed 'Earth Storage.' 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
3562 Thanks to COVID, we are over performing this year! No, don’t worry they can’t hear us up here 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
3563 Fee-fi-fo-fum, I predict bean stocks rising in sum! 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
3564 Sorry I'm late everyone, I didn't know I physically had to get into the 'cloud' for our meetings. 1.2297 0.06249 74 61 9 4
3565 They have more than their head in the clouds. 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
3566 Our quarterly predictions have magic beans skyrocketing. 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
3567 He's just verifying his cloud backups" 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
3568 Giant Tech firms have found a new golden goose - Cloud computing 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
3569 Work, work, work, even up in the heavens. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
3570 Jack now saw that moving data to the cloud really did increase a company's productivity. 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
3571 Jack and the GMO Futures Fund 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
3572 Jack cautiously listened in on the Giants of Industry. 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
3573 Sorry, that cloud is higher up. You can tell by our chart that we are on cloud 9. 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
3574 As you can see, bean futures are looking up for the fourth quarter. 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
3575 Jack gave us the idea with his cloud commuting. 1.2297 0.06249 74 61 9 4
3576 Jack's kid's been messing around in the laboratory again, I see! 1.2297 0.04923 74 57 17 0
3577 Fee-fi-fo-fum! I smell the blood of a speculator. 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
3578 For the last name Jack, it's a meeting about "stocks". 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
3579 You do know I wrote the jingle that got us here! 1.2297 0.04923 74 57 17 0
3580 Your stalk is clearly rising. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
3581 Who farted? 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
3582 No beans about it; Giant Industry is in a growth spurt. 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
3583 Nice of you to finally show up to our cloud-height monitoring meeting, Jack. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
3584 No Jack. The Bean meeting is Thursday. Marketing has the conference room today. 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
3585 You're one cloud off...we're a cloud computing giant. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
3586 I'm sorry, we have the room reserved until the Rapture. 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
3587 Shh. There's not enough bandwidth at the office. 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
3588 And why should I believe your growth projections? 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
3589 The goose that lays the golden eggs bought a farm in Vermont. 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
3590 This is Giant Cloud-Based Bean Counters, Inc. You must be looking for Cloud-Based Bean Counter Giants, Inc. 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
3591 My six year old eavesdropping on our elf on the shelf 's daily report to The Claus Family. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
3592 '"Beans! These can't be the giants." 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
3593 We may be a cloud giant today, but every lost bean will eventually count against us. 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
3594 Excuse me, but has anyone seen a Giant? 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
3595 Holy cow, the bean counters are in control. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
3596 I thought you said these cloud meetings were secure? 1.2297 0.04923 74 57 17 0
3597 Jack tries to discover the secret of huge corporate profits using the cloud. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
3598 " ... fires in the southern Cal basin drying up the "rivers of rain" in the south. Planting in ... What? No. This is soybeans. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
3599 Jack,you can’t skirt climbing the Corporate Ladder to get ahead. 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
3600 Your meeting has gone on for decades. The Jolly Green Giant sent me to tell you that you lucked out--No Covid-19. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
3601 Members of the Board, you will notice that even though we have achieved a level of success, the simple planting of one bean has out performed us. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
3602 As you can see, our holdings in bean stocks continue to look promising. 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
3603 I want year three now. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
3604 Are you knob wranglers gonna stare at me like some dipshit or are we gonna fuck? I grind my bone to make my bread so you know I’m packing. 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
3605 Fee Fie Fo Fum! I smell the smell of a corporate spy! 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
3606 You're late for the magic bean counter meeting 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
3607 Of course, there's always a chance someone will trade a cow for some fast growing beans and climb the stalk and crash our meeting. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
3608 Jack Interrupts The Board Meeting Of The Bean Futures Investment Group 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
3609 Your head's in the cloud; come back to reality. 1.2297 0.06249 74 61 9 4
3610 This chart demonstrates the influx of fee-fifo-fum since Jack over there has started stalking our meetings. 1.2297 0.04923 74 57 17 0
3611 So that's what "Giant Corps' means! 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
3612 We need a new presenter. He doesn't know Jack. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
3613 Even with proven results we can’t get Jack to transition to cloud based meetings. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
3614 Perfect timing! Jack,please explain the huge growth in our beans portfolio. 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
3615 Well its the Only way to get through the dang glass ceiling ! 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
3616 Fi fi fo fum,I smell the blood of Capitalisum! 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
3617 Jack, We're having a population explosion here. Please tell everyone on earth that they should wear their masks. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
3618 As I was telling you, our development has been enormous, one might even call it magical, like those beans I passed around at the beginning. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
3619 Cloud 9 is one beanstalk over. 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
3620 Johnson, notify FeFiFoFum Security that we have an intruder. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
3621 That's our reclusive CEO, Jack. He doesn't like to use the elevator, and all he eats is beans. 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
3622 I think I'd rather tackle the giant. 1.2297 0.04923 74 57 17 0
3623 After our overnight success the giant's on cloud 9. 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
3624 Sorry to butt in, but those sure are some pie-in-the-sky projections. 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
3625 Jenkins, it looks like your beanstalk projections are wrong again. 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
3626 This should be our answer to Viagra. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
3627 Folks, don't want to frighten Jack. So don't let him know that capitalism is as mythical as his beanstalk. 1.2297 0.06249 74 61 9 4
3628 Cloud storage, who knew that’s where techies go 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
3629 As you can see,our stock keeps going up. 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
3630 The hen is gone , Jack. Its been replaced by the Bull Market 1.2297 0.04923 74 57 17 0
3631 I'll tell you again Jack, there is a Giant risk if you depend on a single stock for profits. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
3632 I thought a Jack and the Beanstalk/Robin Hood crossover would be about the giant killer joining the band of merry thieves in Sherwood Forest, not a band of depressed thieves in the boardroom. 1.2297 0.06249 74 61 9 4
3633 Increasing clouds in the forecast, Jack. Hurry back with the Beano. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
3634 Don't worry kid, we're glorified bean counters 1.2297 0.04923 74 57 17 0
3635 Sorry Jack, iCloud customer service is two clouds over to our right 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
3636 Our competition has spies everywhere. Sigh...looks like we will have to find another location. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
3637 No. He said the STOCK is rising, but I can see why you misunderstood. 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
3638 Fee-fi-fo-fum. I smell the blood of a migrant worker. Be he alive, or be he dead, I'll pay him next to nothing to make my bread. 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
3639 I'm going back down to cut this stock off. 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
3640 It looks like someone spilled the beans on our strategy. 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
3641 Jack thinks we're just counting beans here. 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
3642 I think that guy from The Old Farmers Almanac is back again. 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
3643 Well on this shaft we’re showing Trump as the Victor. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
3644 The intern's always trying to make an entrance. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
3645 oh, now i see, they meant a giant corporation 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
3646 Sorry, I must have taken the Express beanstalk by mistake. 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
3647 Fee-fi-fo-scrum. 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
3648 This cloud based download doesn't know Jack about beans 1.2297 0.04923 74 57 17 0
3649 If you’re not ready to invest now,just keep going 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
3650 Reaching new heights ..... 1.2297 0.04923 74 57 17 0
3651 What goes up must come down 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
3652 May I use your men's room. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
3653 YOU'RE the bean counters? 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
3654 So it’s NOT just a figure of speach! 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
3655 As you can see with upgraded PowerPoint, legume futures continue to rise. 1.2297 0.04923 74 57 17 0
3656 Oh yes, I forgot to mention it’s Take Your Peasant to Work Day. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
3657 Can you believe he traded Bitcoin for magic beans? 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
3658 Not the giant I expected. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
3659 Jack's Bean stocks out grows Giantcorp's hording. Get whiffs of his blood before we're bought out. 1.2297 0.04923 74 57 17 0
3660 Two paths to heaven--beanstalk or Covid... 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
3661 Magic beans? Giants? Chickens laying golden eggs? Any other bright ideas for bringing down operating costs? 1.2297 0.04923 74 57 17 0
3662 GMO beans did well this quarter. 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
3663 The antivaxers can pull all the stunts they want, but a traditional graph is a true representation of the science 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
3664 I have been asked to request that you bean counters join us back on planet earth. 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
3665 Magic beans? Index funds are much better for long-term growth. 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
3666 Jack was unaware THIS beanstalk led to a COOPERATE giant!! 1.2297 0.06249 74 61 9 4
3667 To your right, a real-time example of our current growth spike. 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
3668 It looks like we have a newcomer climbing the corporate beanstalk... 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
3669 No, I'm not the take-over specialist. I'm the take-down specialist. 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
3670 I don't give Jack for your investment plans. The future is in the clouds. 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
3671 I thought a 30,000-foot view was supposed to prevent us from getting into the weeds 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
3672 Jack in the bean talk 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
3673 Fee-fi-fo-SCRUM, do you have the PowerPoint ready? 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
3674 Buy all the bean commodities you can get your hands on, and hire a new giant while you’re at it 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
3675 Whoever thinks we're in a recession doesn't know Jack. 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
3676 Coffee bean futures are through the roof. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
3677 Jack and the Bean Stock Board of Directors. 1.2297 0.06249 74 60 9 4
3678 Golden goose? We only have bulls here. 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
3679 He's right ! Soybeans are really "up". 1.2297 0.04923 74 57 17 0
3680 Jack takes stock of the bean counters. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
3681 The bean stock is rising higher than the Jolly Green Giant. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
3682 Oh oh, bean counters! 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
3683 What a giant waste of time. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
3684 Our algorithm says harvest beanstalks immediately. 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
3685 Cows are up. Beans are way down! 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
3686 No, not bean stocks, Jack. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
3687 So that’s an iCloud seminar. 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
3688 Why can't we have growth like Jack's seeds 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
3689 You heard wrong. This is NOT a lofty discussion of soybean futures! 1.2297 0.04923 74 57 17 0
3690 Who knew, legacy cloudware at this altitude. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
3691 Axe the Cloud, Buy Bean-stocks! 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
3692 And this chart clearly depicts that dairy cow futures have burst through the ceiling. The data represent a magically low-risk, high-reward opportunity for our investors, especially young conservatives who prefer to keep their feet on the ground. 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
3693 Looks like someone has broken the bean ceiling. 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
3694 This graph demonstrates the high efficacy and safety of the growth beans. 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
3695 I don’t want this to get out but the tariff on beans may to catastrophic! 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
3696 Heads up here; that's the wrong stock. 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
3697 No place to go but up. 1.2297 0.04923 74 57 17 0
3698 Well,I did say these figures are really climbing. 1.2297 0.04923 74 57 17 0
3699 Did we relax the dress code for our interns? 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
3700 That's Jack. He's on the fast track to Management. 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
3701 So this is what IT meant by asking us to do more work in the cloud 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
3702 Our work is all in the cloud. 1.2297 0.04923 74 57 17 0
3703 As this chart shows the sky is the limit 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
3704 Sorry, did you have this meeting room booked? 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
3705 Bedtime Stories for Middle Managers Volume II: Jack and the Bean Counters. 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
3706 This cloud meeting does not need another bean counter. 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
3707 Our revenue took off as soon as our golden-egg-laying goose hit the market. 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
3708 Fee-fi-fo-fum. I smell a lucrative acquisition. 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
3709 You’re gonna have to climb down or this pizza is gonna be cold! 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
3710 No wonder there is hell on earth. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
3711 This is a private Starbucks boardroom. And I said bean STOCK. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
3712 Thanks to you, our bean futures are soaring! 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
3713 That’s our intern, Jack. He’ll be joining us from the beanstalk today, because we are currently out of cloud space. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
3714 Just in time! We’re discussing bean futures 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
3715 Looks like beans stocks are climbing. 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
3716 Nice of you to finally join us. 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
3717 Cloud 9? Might have the wrong address. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
3718 Wow, they were magic beans; there's that guy who invented Cloud computing! 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
3719 Ignore him. He doesn't know Jack. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
3720 ...and so our biggest profit center was our overseas division, which finagled the sale of all our cows to China in exchange for some magic beans. 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
3721 Now you can understand why the giants Q rating is through the roof. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
3722 No,the COFFEE beans! Not the magic beans! 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
3723 It’s the same, all over. 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
3724 They must have come up through the hole in the ozone layer! 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
3725 Yeah, sorry, no more golden geese here. An “insecure asset,” wouldn’t you agree, Jack? Nothing but blockchain now! 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
3726 Jack and the Bean Stocks and Bonds 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
3727 THERS THAT WELLS FARGO GUY SPYING AGAIN. 1.2297 0.06249 74 61 9 4
3728 The trend line is lousy The trend line is lousy 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
3729 As you can see from our chart. We've obtained the goose that lays the golden eggs. 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
3730 It just shows that the Golden Goose is a fairy tale! 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
3731 Jack- the Giant.com welcomes you to the Golden Goose. 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
3732 Looks like the bean counters missed one. 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
3733 As you can see, beans have a blue sky future. 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
3734 A surprised Jack thought he'd be the only bean-counter at this elevation. 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
3735 Bean stock is climbing, Jack. Beanstalk, not so much 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
3736 Are they talking about covid-19 cases or fraudulent votes? 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
3737 Do you think you can make him our spokesperson? 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
3738 Whoops, this is a bean 'stock'! 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
3739 All work and no play makes Jack a very dull boy. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
3740 Stalk and Bondage 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
3741 Time to synergize beans and stocks. 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
3742 Castle's on next stratocumulus on the left 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
3743 As I informed the board earlier, this guy has bean-stalking us for some time now. 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
3744 Here is the defeated candidate's stupidity graph. 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
3745 Elon, we supported your electric cars, spaceships to Mars, even board meetings in the cloud, but we are drawing a line on your magic bean initiative. 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
3746 Thanks Ken, great progress. And now we have a report by Jack from our Giant Beanstalk Division. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
3747 And so as we conclude our meeting of the Board, even our Boy Wonder, Jack, can agree that all our stocks are rising sky high. 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
3748 Jack and the beanstalk knew the real reason why the meeting was being held in the cloud. 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
3749 The first step in the evolution of dinosaurs to birds. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
3750 Jack's halfway up the beanstalk as our panel wonders, why?" 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
3751 I'm really starting to regret our decision to short beef. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
3752 George could have just texted us "what's up" from his remote island vacation! 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
3753 We had a hostile takeover three months ago, young fella. So you can throw your old beans out the window! 1.2297 0.04923 74 57 17 0
3754 We decided to diversify our golden eggs into more than one basket. 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
3755 We've had growth like a magic beanstalk, and that's a fact, Jack. 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
3756 Jack learns about L.L. Beans' Stock 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
3757 Are you positive you want to go back down there? 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
3758 Just so you know, I'm going to consult other Bean Stock Brokers 1.2297 0.04923 74 57 17 0
3759 So this is your 100% secure cloud security? 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
3760 Well, we are the magic bean counters. 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
3761 Something about bean stocks 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
3762 Looks like our numbers aren't the only thing that's climbing. 1.2297 0.04923 74 57 17 0
3763 What did you say the name of that new fertilizer was Jacob? 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
3764 Of course, stalks only go up. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
3765 With Covid on the rise,we will need more clouds. 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
3766 And here we have Jack going up and to the right. 1.2297 0.04923 74 57 17 0
3767 Good news, gentlemen. “Stalks” are rising. 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
3768 I may not know Jack...boy I know a stalker when I see one! or Jack stalks the Tech Giants. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
3769 Thanks to our neo-feudal system of vast wealth discrepancy and regressive taxation, the Dow can top 30,000 even as the peasants starve! No wonder almost half of them voted for a racist imbecile! 1.2297 0.06249 74 61 9 4
3770 I'd say this qualifies as yet another data point in favor of investing in bean stocks. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
3771 I don't recognize your algorithm, Jack. 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
3772 Oh!, that's just JACK whose been stalking Geraldine here for years ! 1.2297 0.04923 74 57 17 0
3773 The bean stock keeps going up. 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
3774 As you can see, we're once again being stalked by the little guy. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
3775 So this is what’s happening in the clouds? 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
3776 Who knew they store actual people in the cloud? 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
3777 As our economy declines, the sale of magic beans will continue to grow through the roof. 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
3778 Don't mind Jack. He's such a literalist! Magic beans, carpets, bullets. And now, magic clouds. It's just cumulus. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
3779 Sorry I’m late, traffic was a bitch. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
3780 I'm sorry, but this meeting about magic bean futures is off the record. 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
3781 Sign the non-disclosure or we’ll chop down your bean stalk. 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
3782 This must be a meeting of beancounters 1.2297 0.04923 74 57 17 0
3783 Zoom unavailable. 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
3784 The hottest investment tip this year, ladies and gentlemen? Cows. 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
3785 It's a metaphorical unfriendly giant. Welcome to Amazon. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
3786 With us, you will have a dedicated team specifically designed to address your trading style, sir. 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
3787 Anything to add to our discussion of unlimited growth possibilities? 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
3788 As the chart shows, our stalk growth has never been this rapid. 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
3789 Fee, fi, fo, fum, you're late. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
3790 Hello young man. This is Fee-fi-fo-fum Cloud Storage. 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
3791 No I have not seen a golden goose. We are the eternal vote counters committee. 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
3792 This means because of the world wide pandemic more people will be arriving this winter. 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
3793 Even Trump couldn't have seen this. 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
3794 Try the Penthouse, we’re giants but only of industry 1.2297 0.04923 74 57 17 0
3795 You two haven’t seen Jack yet. 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
3796 Heaven Can Wait 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
3797 I thought they assured us that this cloud was absolutely secure. 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
3798 Jack, here, will be marketing our new line of legumes. 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
3799 Moving golden egg production to the cloud really paid off. It would take a kid with some pretty magic beans to hack the system 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
3800 Jack traded the cow 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
3801 That's not the "rising bean stock" we're discussing here. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
3802 Fee-fi-fo-fum, I think we’re in the middle of a magic beans bubble! 1.2297 0.04923 74 57 17 0
3803 I had no idea that cloud technology was old fashioned. 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
3804 Jack, stop stalking us and join the cloud. 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
3805 I'm giving Jack the promotion because he wasn't just satisfied climbing the corporate ladder. 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
3806 Here comes Jack, our guy on golden egg stalks. 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
3807 Mr. Beanstalk, being late for meetings is not how to climb the corporate ladder. 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
3808 Cloud computing. And you? 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
3809 We're looking at serious cuts in 2021, we'll need to prune nearly 45% off. 1.2297 0.04923 74 57 17 0
3810 You don't have to take my word for it. Here is Jack to demonstrate that beans are indeed a good investment. 1.2297 0.04923 74 57 17 0
3811 For those who are ready to leave our quarantine, here's your chance. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
3812 Jack suddenly realizes he no longer wants to be a farmer when he grows up. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
3813 If we do another beanstalk deal, management's gonna have a cow. 1.2297 0.04923 74 57 17 0
3814 Jack has bypassed our cloud security again. Dang, those beans. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
3815 This explains the report from the magic bean counters. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
3816 Son, I’m sorry you traded away your cow, but this is not the right way to climb the corporate ladder. 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
3817 Don’t mind him. He’s an investment stalker. 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
3818 First, you need WIFI, then download the app, register membership, sign in, fill up personal info, subscribe newsletter, and finally, don’t forget to leave credit card number 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
3819 Jack, looks like the green workplace initiatives are going well? 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
3820 Everyone hold on to your pens and notepads. 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
3821 Jack in the beanstalk discovers the meaning of cloud computing' 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
3822 Yes we're trending upward, but we're still not high enough to get rid of this bean stalker. 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
3823 Sorry Jack, you’re still 3 clouds away from cloud 9 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
3824 Our bean stocks are through the roof! 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
3825 Now that my stalks are rising, maybe I’ll finally start paying that extra 99 cents a month for some more cloud storage 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
3826 Giant problem: people who think they’re above wearing masks 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
3827 Yes, now I can see your screen 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
3828 I appreciate the birds’ eye view, Tom, but before we set this plan in motion I’d like Todd to find out the facts on the ground. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
3829 Don’t be alarmed, we switched window washers. 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
3830 Wrong floor, Jack” 1.2297 0.06249 74 61 9 4
3831 As you can see, the increase in popularity of at-home baking may require us to explore alternative flour sources. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
3832 Bean stocks are up again. 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
3833 Jack it’s ok, we got the vaccine early up here”.. 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
3834 in this fantasy, we will be very rich 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
3835 Waiting for folks to join your breakout room in 2020 like... 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
3836 Looks like both of our stocks are growing, Jack. 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
3837 Golden goose is projected to have a blockbuster Q4. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
3838 Giant man's beanstalk soup shares are rising. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
3839 I know what I’m about to say will surprise even you, Jack... 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
3840 Climbing the corporate ladder. 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
3841 Sorry, wrong kind of bean counters 1.2297 0.04923 74 57 17 0
3842 You were saying something about stalks and growth? 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
3843 Jack, if you and the Giant merge, I think we can make a profit. 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
3844 Well it seems corporate he’ll is the same as corporate heaven 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
3845 As you can see, magic beans are becoming more desirable than a vaccine 1.2297 0.04923 74 57 17 0
3846 As you can see here, magic bean stocks are way up. 1.2297 0.04923 74 57 17 0
3847 Oh, you want the big, bad, evil giant... the is the big, bad, evil cooperation 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
3848 We know you hate capitalism Jack but this Stalkholm Syndrome is hard to fix. 1.2297 0.04923 74 57 17 0
3849 This could’ve been an email 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
3850 Wow, this company really does dream big. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
3851 And, as you can see, this quarter will see unprecedented gr-OH MY GOODNESS WHY THE *BLEEP* IS THAT!! 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
3852 This goes without saying, but the sky high earnings projections in this presentation doesn't leave this cloud... 1.2297 0.04923 74 57 17 0
3853 Popped down to tell you the Big Guy fi-fied the whole 'golden egg'idea, but he likes the department's enthusiasm. 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
3854 I thought we were social distancing? 1.2297 0.04923 74 57 17 0
3855 Wait, this isn’t art appreciation? 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
3856 As you can see here the sale of magic beans is skyrocketing. Next quarter let’s really push the bridge sales. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
3857 Hi...my name is Jack...I’d love an opportunity to sit in and learn as much as i can. For growth. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
3858 The sociopathic giant is up three levels in the c-suite. 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
3859 Well yeah it’s going great I just think it might be time to diversity our stalk portfolio a little. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
3860 Fee fi fo fum, I smell the blood of a new intern! 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
3861 Anyone seen a goose run by? 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
3862 Can we review the synergy our cherub and seraphim sales teams achieved in the last quarter? 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
3863 They’ve sent me to get your Company Heads out of the clouds. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
3864 That moment when Jack realizes his beanstalk stock has gone through the roof. 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
3865 Uh no, sorry. 'Golden Egg' is just a term we use for year-over-year growth. 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
3866 Jack, beans, mountains, clouds, ceo executives. Surrealistic enough as 2020 reality 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
3867 Not to be a snitch, but I’m going to climb back up and tell the giant you aren’t on a Zoom 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
3868 To demonstrate our goal of sky-high profit margins, I’ve brought in someone with a heightened perspective on the issue. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
3869 I know stockbrokers had their head in the clouds. 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
3870 Another kid on a beanstalk? We need to stop paying our security team in magic beans, profit margins be damned. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
3871 So, this is how I die. 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
3872 Our projections are on cloud 9 today 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
3873 Jack you are late to the meeting again 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
3874 Ladies and gentlemen, I finally realized why cow shares took a dip last week.. 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
3875 He's probably an icloud reporter. 1.2278 0.04749 79 61 18 0
3876 Our bread products need higher profit margins. Any ideas? 1.2278 0.04749 79 61 18 0
3877 A body found near the base of the Wallachian FutureTelling Vine was confirmed to have fallen from the 2,020th leaf. Authorities are now speculating the fall was intentional, leaving many to wonder if a life of serfdom is as good as it gets. 1.2273 0.05198 66 51 15 0
3878 So I think we can all agree that the valuation differential between Jack and the Beanstalk is still a net negative. 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
3879 Say “Hi” to upper management on your way up. 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
3880 Jack in the bean counter stalk. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
3881 So, it’s agreed. No more insider trading. 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
3882 Please don't give us the axe. 1.2267 0.04867 75 58 17 0
3883 Everything moved to the cloud years ago. 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
3884 Young man, what are you doing on our emergency exit? 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
3885 Pay him no mind...just another hostile takeover... 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
3886 Jack and the Growth Stock 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
3887 No, this is Golden Goose, LLC. Keep climbing. 1.2267 0.04867 75 58 17 0
3888 Can't this cloud go any higher? 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
3889 That’s my nephew, Jack. He traded a cash cow for some bean stock. Who’d have thought he’d cash out on a dead cat bounce? 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
3890 oh, no! The bean counter is here! 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
3891 Jack who? 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
3892 Here you can see the projected growth for our stalk holders 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
3893 What a waste! I could have seen that COVID briefing on the ground. 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
3894 You're about HALF way therer! 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
3895 The hacker appears to be back. 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
3896 We're bringing on a growth hacker... 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
3897 Bean counters meeting 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
3898 Fee fie fo fum, we smell the loot of a commoner's income! 1.2267 0.04867 75 58 17 0
3899 If we keep growing at this rate, we'll all be giants by next year. 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
3900 Success is in the Clouds 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
3901 Feel free to chime in with your two beans' worth anytime, Jack. 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
3902 Beans are really up this year 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
3903 Cannot believe I climbed all the way here just to see Biden’s cabinet audition 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
3904 Bean counters! I’ll take the giant. 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
3905 So this is The Cloud! 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
3906 And as you can see hear at this point is when the shit hit the fan. 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
3907 Fee. Buy faux serum. 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
3908 They are much smaller than I was led to believe. 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
3909 Now THAT'S a growth projection I can get behind! 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
3910 I told you we shouldn't have fired the jolly green giant. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
3911 To take out our competition, I've hired this giant killer. 1.2267 0.04867 75 58 17 0
3912 Jack was later convicted of stalking and insider trading. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
3913 Buy Twitter! 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
3914 Should have held on to those beans. 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
3915 While global warming is destroying the planet,it is great for beanstalk productions 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
3916 Whew! Next week could we use Zoom? 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
3917 Can we shorten it? Fee Fi Focus Group Testing is too long. 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
3918 I'm sorry, Jack, but this meeting is restricted to board members of Fee Fie Fo, Inc. 1.2267 0.04867 75 58 17 0
3919 As you can see, profits are increasing, thanks to our great bean counter, Jack. 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
3920 The bean counters have been at it again. 1.2267 0.04867 75 58 17 0
3921 You don’t know jack, Jack! 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
3922 Spill the beans! 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
3923 My bad...I came here to search for a different type of gold 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
3924 If you're going to attempt a hostile takeover, you're going to have to move a lot faster. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
3925 No, Jack. We don't think we are taking this business cloud thing too seriously. 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
3926 Ahhh…I think our cloud meeting has been hacked. 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
3927 Chief, I think we should sell our soybean futures. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
3928 As you can see, beans have inexplicably gone up this quarter. 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
3929 There's got to be an easier way to break through the glass ceiling. 1.2267 0.04867 75 58 17 0
3930 I am bullish on our new cloud platform despite the growth in bean stalk technology 1.2267 0.04867 75 58 17 0
3931 As you can see, ladies and gentlemen, golden egg output from the hen we stole is... 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
3932 Sorry, we're just the bean counters on this level. 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
3933 Fee-Fi-Fo-Fum! I smell the blood of a bull run Jack. 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
3934 Jack was dismayed to learn he had just been the target of an elaborate marketing scheme at the Heavenly Seed company. 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
3935 We can't explain it, but the higher Jack goes so does our sock 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
3936 All this climbing just to find bean counters? 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
3937 Welcome to the towering height of hubris. 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
3938 OK, Jack. You've finally convinced me to invest in bean futures. 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
3939 Fee-fi-fo-fear! I see a boy who doesn't belong here. 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
3940 Fee fi fo fum; I smell the blood of a 99% bum 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
3941 Did you mean "bear" or "bean" market? 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
3942 Hell! I didn't know it was just the Board Meeting. 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
3943 Is this the growing stalk you're talking about? 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
3944 We’re the magic bean counters. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
3945 Outsourcing the giant has proven profitable and therefore we’re eliminating your position, too. Reminder, the stalk is company property. 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
3946 Beware! He is full of beans!! 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
3947 The giant is upset with the golden eggs 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
3948 I really hate Bring Your Kids to Work Day. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
3949 So where’s the damn Giant? 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
3950 It's "Hit the Road Jack" not "Climb the Stalk Jack." 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
3951 Jack learns The Giant is a metaphor for Big Business. 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
3952 I'm in. How many magic beans for your magic wand? 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
3953 He's over his cloud limit 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
3954 Maybe boy genius Jack here can explain these totally unspectacular bean numbers. 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
3955 Since the growth of the new beanstalk, immigration has been steadily increasing. 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
3956 Tell him we only do graphs and pie-charts up here. 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
3957 Sorry I am late sir, the elevator was broken again. 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
3958 I just wish his head wasn’t in the clouds. 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
3959 And how are our bean stocks doing? 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
3960 Bean counters. Is nothing sacred anymore? 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
3961 Us? We’re the bean counters. 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
3962 Oh, hi Jack. Perhaps you might like to join us for the good news. 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
3963 We were giants in soybean futures until market intelligence platforms indicated the latest trends and we couldn't anticipate the future of the sector. 1.2267 0.04867 75 58 17 0
3964 It's Bean stalk guy, corporate spy. 1.2267 0.04867 75 58 17 0
3965 Forget this heaven crap - I'm sliding back down to my own reality! 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
3966 Keep going up until you reach the accelerated digitization of all work (and wear a mask when you get there!) 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
3967 Fees-on-Refis-401ks-and-Funds, I smell the blood of a bank client. 1.2267 0.04867 75 58 17 0
3968 Whoa. Cloud-based suits...with chart. This explains everything! 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
3969 Hey, the prop department sent the wrong giant! 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
3970 Nice chart Harry, but Jack says there’s going to be a giant crash. 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
3971 And this is Jack and the Bean STOCK. 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
3972 No,I specifically said the corporate ladder. 1.2267 0.04867 75 58 17 0
3973 If you're hear for the hostile takeover, sorry, but you must have seen him fall on your way up. 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
3974 Oh look everybody, the head bean counter decided to go cloud based too 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
3975 Fee Fi Fo Fum, I smell the blood of a union man! 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
3976 Yes, this economic projection is the real fairy tail! 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
3977 The giant is one cloud level up. But we predict beanstalk futures will rise, so just hang on. 1.2267 0.04867 75 58 17 0
3978 I think you're looking for the "business casual" pod. 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
3979 Fee-fi-fo-fum, my ass. The sky’s the limit! 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
3980 Sorry, the giant no longer works here. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
3981 First Aunt Jemima, now the "giant," what's next? 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
3982 Bean stalks are off the charts. 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
3983 Thanks to you bean stalks are up. 1.2267 0.04867 75 58 17 0
3984 Yes, Mr. Trump, even in Fairytale Land, the COVID numbers are increasing. 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
3985 Enchanted giants are just fairytales, kid. But on a darker note: giant insurance companies are real. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
3986 Wrong cloud. This is Safeway. 1.2267 0.06731 75 64 5 6
3987 we should be growing like that guy. 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
3988 Geez, how much is this family going to save to the cloud? 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
3989 What's that smell? 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
3990 I'm stalking you because you're living in the clouds, what with your jacked-up numbers that aren't worth a bean. 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
3991 As expected, this year as well the highest returns were generated by our "Enchanted Hen Group of Funds"... 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
3992 And I say cow farts that will keep us rising." 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
3993 As you can see, Jack stock is up. 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
3994 The giant is on the next floor up. This is Charts 101. 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
3995 I said I’m sorry, Jimmy! I forgot it was “take your kids to work day”. But goddamnit son, that doesn’t mean you can just bust into my stakeholders meeting! 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
3996 Welcome to Fee-Fi-Fo-Fum Analytics! 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
3997 As you can seem growth of stocks and stalks are skyhigh 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
3998 It appears Josie has a stalker. 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
3999 Quick! Add his beans to the count! 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
4000 Jack has got growth covered....our new CEO? 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
4001 Jack gets high on this weed. Then Jack and the beans talk! 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
4002 He is looking for an advice on ventilators 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
4003 This is where the bean counters are! 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
4004 Keep climbing. Golden eggs on Cloud 10. 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
4005 With this past quarter's sales growth, we've emerged as the giant in the bean sector. 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
4006 Things are really looking up from here,Jack 1.2267 0.04867 75 58 17 0
4007 He's gone. The lose of inventory issues led to a hostile takeover. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
4008 Remember, Jack, bean futures keep rising. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
4009 Just ignore him. He wants to take credit for our not-so-lean stock growth this year. 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
4010 Ha! You thought I would fall for that? "Oh look, Harold, a kid climbing up a beanstalk! Oh no, he's going to steal your stuff." How gullible do you think I am? 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
4011 Oh, and here's an example of one of our growth stocks now. 1.2267 0.04867 75 58 17 0
4012 Well, in the world of finance, I've often thought of us as giants. 1.2267 0.04867 75 58 17 0
4013 Jack, we want to introduce your Golden Goose export business to “cloud computing”. 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
4014 We’ve been hi-jacked ! 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
4015 As you can see here, we're seeing a measurable growth trend in beanstalks. 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
4016 It’s okay, we’re the bean counters. 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
4017 There's Jack. His head above the clouds again. 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
4018 Magic beans still can't beat the index. 1.2267 0.04867 75 58 17 0
4019 The giant giants are on the next cloud up; we're just the corporate ones." 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
4020 Ah, good, our head magical bean counter has arrived! 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
4021 But does this account for outlyers? 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
4022 As you can see, while our stock is up, so are bean stocks generally. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
4023 Pssst..Someone's stalking us... 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
4024 Fe fi fo fum, I smell the blood of a tax auditor. 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
4025 Come on Jack, everybody knows there are no meetings in heaven. Keep climbing. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
4026 I think he gave me the finger! 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
4027 We announced our meeting would be held on the cloud. We never expected anyone to actually show up in person. 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
4028 So,this is what higher education is about 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
4029 Sorry, kid. The Giants' executive suite is on the 87th floor. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
4030 You bean counters are fired. I'm taking down the company. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
4031 Would you mind taking a message to our Colossal Executive Officer? 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
4032 Jack's right, Bean Stalk sales would be booming if we got our heads out of the clouds. 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
4033 What do you mean our cloud account is secure from all stalkers except for bean stalkers? 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
4034 It's a hoax ! 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
4035 Tell ole Jackie boy to get down, there’s a big crash coming in the bean market. 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
4036 Fee, Fi, Fo, Fum. I smell the blood of a cloud meeting bomber. 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
4037 About that rise you predicted in the stalk market… 1.2267 0.04867 75 58 17 0
4038 I see that some people will go to any lengths to still our intel 1.2267 0.04867 75 58 17 0
4039 I am so glad I had saved some of those "enchanted beans"! 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
4040 Oh, you must be looking for the giant. He’s the the third cloud over. 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
4041 What did you expect from a genetically modified magic bean? 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
4042 I guess there's no place to hide the real Covid-19 numbers from Governor DeSantis. 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
4043 Magic bean sales are on the rise 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
4044 Fee, fie, fo, fum, I smell the blood of consecutive quarterly losses. 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
4045 This is cloud 9 and it’s not what it’s cracked up to be. 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
4046 Jack's beanstalk showed higher than projected growth. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
4047 If you want a real manly stalk, we’ll sell you our fertilizer formula for three beans and a golden egg. 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
4048 Now you know what's up Jack! 1.2267 0.04867 75 58 17 0
4049 Most interns take the low-hanging fruit. 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
4050 Jack, the stats show the super bean pie is outstripping the goose pie big time, so we've eliminated the goose product as of now. 1.2267 0.04867 75 58 17 0
4051 Since all of our data is already up here, it only makes sense for all meetings to be here as well. As usual Jack will claim he did not get the message.” 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
4052 Figuring in the cost of the kid we paid nothing, the capital accrued by the hen will supercharge the economy and cost us a mere handful of beans. 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
4053 The new guy may be small, but clearly everything he touches turns to gold. 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
4054 Welcome to Cloud Nine, Jack. 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
4055 Even in Heaven, people still need to work. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
4056 Our technical analysts believe the rally in the soybean market will continue extending. 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
4057 As you can see, beanstalk stocks are through the roof. 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
4058 Interns 🤦🏽 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
4059 Hey kid! Get OUTTA here! 1.2267 0.04867 75 58 17 0
4060 So Jack, the size projections are on target but we're not happy with the colour 1.2267 0.04867 75 58 17 0
4061 Oh! Pardon the interruption! I'm just looking for the nap room. 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
4062 Bean there done that” - Tech support on there way to fix the same issue for the 100th time 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
4063 What? We're blue-sky thinking. 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
4064 There really are bean counters Ma! 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
4065 Jack found out that God actually had it all planned... 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
4066 Corporate esPEAonage is really getting out of control 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
4067 Oh, that’s Jack; he’s a stalker. 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
4068 Geez, I’ve reached hell 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
4069 ...continuing along this nice realistic exponential growth curve... 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
4070 Oh! You were expecting to see an actual giant to slay? Well, good luck trying to take down Wall Street corporations 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
4071 These days everyone has a stalk tip 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
4072 Jack and the V.C. Stock 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
4073 as you can see Jack trading the family cow is not guaranteed to produce a return on investment 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
4074 And here is one of our customers who bought the new "Fortune 500" magic beans. 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
4075 meetings" the giant distraction to get work don 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
4076 I’m still waiting to get my I-cloud password to transfer to my new plan guys!” 1.2267 0.04867 75 58 17 0
4077 As you can see Magic Sky Beans are on the rise... 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
4078 We’re experiencing fee-fi-fo-phenomenal growth this quarter 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
4079 That's the point where you should have invested in magical beans 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
4080 Don’t mind me. The bean-“stalk” can make one stalk, at times! 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
4081 ...despite the backlash Goya beans are on the climb 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
4082 A Jack of all trades 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
4083 What? You thought we'd be an actual giant? 1.2267 0.05874 75 59 11 3
4084 It’s only up from here 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
4085 If we just keep the stock market going like this, some people will think everything is okay 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
4086 As Jack peaked into Heaven's Conference Room, he saw the Covid arrival charts. He knew where to invest. Heavens was going places. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
4087 So i found the golden bubbles ... 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
4088 Sorry Jack, the company’s move to working from the cloud has put a squeeze on our chair budget. 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
4089 Steve here has just arrived with a visual aid to show you the company’s growth from the ground up. 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
4090 Is this where I apply for the Stalk Trader opening? 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
4091 Well, the castle wasn’t rentable enough, so they brought us in to help 1.2267 0.04867 75 58 17 0
4092 This chart shows that our bean stock will continue to grow in an upward path. 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
4093 Fee fi fo fum, these market trends are zero-sum! 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
4094 And turning to our bean stock... 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
4095 Jack... you should really take the elevator. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
4096 It's called cloud computing. 1.2254 0.04994 71 55 16 0
4097 Bean there. Done that. 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
4098 The giant sold all of his business interest in the beanstalk a month ago. 1.2254 0.04994 71 55 16 0
4099 Peter, any update on the golden gates? 1.2254 0.04994 71 55 16 0
4100 As you can see from bean production forecasts, the market...Hello, what's this? 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
4101 Cool Beans 1.2254 0.04994 71 55 16 0
4102 Giant Industries anticipates no green impacts. 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
4103 And Green Giant sales have gone through the roof since Jack showed up! 1.2254 0.04994 71 55 16 0
4104 Bean counters by any other name. 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
4105 And beans continue their upward trend. Jane are you with us? 1.2254 0.04994 71 55 16 0
4106 Fee, Fi, Fo, Fum—pay no attention to that boy... 1.2254 0.05743 71 56 12 2
4107 Buy Bean Stalks! 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
4108 Well, if it isn't Jack and the Beanstock. 1.2254 0.04994 71 55 16 0
4109 Let's hear what Jack has to say about growth opportunities in the agricultural sector. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
4110 Where on that line am I? 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
4111 I was looking for Heaven, but I've obviously made a wrong turn. 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
4112 Nothing can stand in the way of beanstalk futures. 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
4113 Congratulations -- the value of your bean investment is trending upward. 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
4114 Recruitment here can be slightly misleading. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
4115 According to my chart, and my eyes, the giant beanstalk will continue to grow at least into the near future. 1.2254 0.04994 71 55 16 0
4116 Cancel R&D meeting on 'Magic Bean' update. 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
4117 I guess magic bean sales are up this quarter! 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
4118 Sorry, this is the cloud server for "Giant Inc." 1.2254 0.04994 71 55 16 0
4119 And this time, Jack, try not to confuse Cappucino from Frappacino. 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
4120 Beancounters! Get me outta here. 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
4121 Jack climbs a second beanstalk and encounters a real giant – a giant corporation on the cloud. 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
4122 We are in the cloud! 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
4123 Now we know how they got to Fee-fi-fo-fum. 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
4124 And as your mayor, I want to emphasize again that deaths from this virus are a fairy tale! A complete fairy tale! 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
4125 Turns out what Jack needed now were bean counters... 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
4126 And here's Jack to explain the fantastic growth of beanstalk.com. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
4127 This is my stalk in trade. 1.2254 0.04994 71 55 16 0
4128 He thinks we have something in common — Falling..... 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
4129 For beans, the sky’s the limit. 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
4130 I was right! Beans are worth more than cows. 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
4131 You look clever! See if you can't outsmart that narcissistic Giant on the next cloud up! 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
4132 After this meeting, I'd like everyone to return to your offices and count your beans. 1.2254 0.04994 71 55 16 0
4133 So that’s where retired management consultants go! 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
4134 The Giant, is our ceo 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
4135 Nothing but Blue Sky from my point of view 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
4136 He’s three clouds East of here, kid 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
4137 We need to look in to what he may be selling. 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
4138 Times up, nerds. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
4139 Sorry Jack, he figured we’d be harder to take than the golden goose 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
4140 Seems we're all in the cloud now. 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
4141 Looks like I’m going to have to increase my cloud storage. 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
4142 Industrial Espionage 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
4143 I say, this growth is unstoppable 1.2254 0.04994 71 55 16 0
4144 Stalking is slang for corporate espionage 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
4145 Sorry, kid, but we’re saving all the gold for my parachute. 1.2250 0.05024 80 63 16 1
4146 Gold? Are you kidding me? We're into water futures now. 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
4147 No need to look over our shoulders, Jack. Your stalk continues to show impressive growth. 1.2250 0.05024 80 63 16 1
4148 We are giants...giants of industry. 1.2250 0.05024 80 63 16 1
4149 Ignore him, we’re too big to fail. 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
4150 Oh no! Covid is HERE,too??? 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
4151 I told you the stock was rising. 1.2237 0.06098 76 63 9 4
4152 What, you didn't get the memo? 1.2237 0.05164 76 60 15 1
4153 We love your beanstalk, Jack. In fact, we just patented it. You owe Giantech quite a bit of money. 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
4154 No, we only discuss magic bean futures here. 1.2237 0.05164 76 60 15 1
4155 We are meeting in the cloud and following all CDC guidelines. 1.2237 0.06098 76 63 9 4
4156 Our golden egg numbers are sky high! 1.2237 0.04812 76 59 17 0
4157 I'm bullish on soybean futures. 1.2237 0.04812 76 59 17 0
4158 Looks like magic bean sales are high. 1.2237 0.04812 76 59 17 0
4159 Jack decided to trade in his career as a bean counter to climb the corporate beanstalk. 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
4160 How Jack climbed the corporate beanstock 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
4161 This is Golden Goose Sneakers. Eggs are 2 beanstalks over. 1.2222 0.04934 72 56 16 0
4162 It's no better up here! 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
4163 As you can see, our beanstalks are higher this quarter. 1.2222 0.05316 72 56 14 1
4164 The competition will climb to any lengths to steal our ideas. 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
4165 Late again, Jack, for the out -of -this -world gains. 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
4166 I'm tired of all you bean counters! 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
4167 ... and just like that it's FeeFieFohDum.com 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
4168 Looks like we're both on the up-and-up. 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
4169 Fee-fi-fo-fum, free market is an enchanted hen that lays golden eggs. But don’t expect it to work for you. 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
4170 Someone call for a bean counter? 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
4171 We got here by dying of Covid, your method is better, Jack” 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
4172 Hey, even without a mask it keeps climbing but not sure of the reward. 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
4173 Pay no attention to the stalker. We're protected in the cloud. 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
4174 They were not joking when they said the work today was light 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
4175 Obviously, we were late in cornering the market in magic beans. 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
4176 Our profits are really sprouting. 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
4177 Where's my magic bean latte? 1.2222 0.04934 72 56 16 0
4178 Indeterminate growth. 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
4179 Climbing the bean stock, Jack was surprised to see that the giant wall street crown were allowed into heaven. 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
4180 And we owe this increase to our scam bean rollout 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
4181 We bought him out. 1.2222 0.04934 72 56 16 0
4182 I would prefer the real giants like the old times. Not the corporate giants... 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
4183 The partners and I have decided we no longer need your beans, Jack. Rootless is the future. 1.2222 0.06324 72 60 8 4
4184 Jack, you sold your cow for this much. . 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
4185 Maybe money 𝘥𝘰𝘦𝘴 make cows fly 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
4186 In that moment, Jack’s status as a bad speller reached new heights. 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
4187 The board is very happy with the bean IPO. 1.2208 0.05104 77 61 15 1
4188 We don't have any room at the table, but I like your style! 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
4189 beanstalk sales are up this quarter 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
4190 Sorry guys I’m late, the bean stalk was under maintenance and the other ones were full 1.2208 0.05104 77 61 15 1
4191 Jack's investment in pharmaceutical stocks allowed him to hire a golden egg management team. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
4192 And as you can see from this graph, magic bean sales are up 64% in this quarter." 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
4193 Good investment Jack. Our bean stock keeps rising. 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
4194 Sorry, you're in the wrong Fairy Tale. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
4195 So much for Giant, Inc., I suggest you get your resumes in order. 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
4196 Sure, there’s growth now. But, we need to diversify your stalk portfolio. 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
4197 I don't know 'beans' about any of this stuff. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
4198 Who's our "eyes on the ground" since Jack's promotion? 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
4199 Our Magic Beans are selling like hotcakes! However, we appear to be running low on our inventory of Giants! 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
4200 Everyone grab your parachute. This is what we’ve been training for. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
4201 See Jack, The Cloud is the golden egg. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
4202 Do you think beans are our future? 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
4203 Jack and the Coffee Beanstalk 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
4204 And, as you can see, zooms share price continues to rise. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
4205 Hi, Jack. Please don’t hijack this meeting again. 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
4206 You can always climb back down. 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
4207 So heaven is here? Can I have a chair too? 1.2192 0.04875 73 57 16 0
4208 Jack begins to question trading his cow for the magic beans. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
4209 So these are the tech giants in charge of cloud services 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
4210 We're ideally poised for a giant acquisition. 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
4211 It’s just the neighbor’s kid. Ignore him. 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
4212 Beans, I mean, sales are way up. 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
4213 Fee-fi-fo-fum, I see the rise of socialism. 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
4214 The number of Englishmen smelled last quarter rose 36%. 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
4215 Fe, fi, fo, fum - I smell some giant dividends at the end of the quarter. 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
4216 Our projections show giant growth in the last quarter of the beanstalk. 1.2174 0.05002 69 54 15 0
4217 Could you ask the Giant upstairs if it would kill him to be a little more quiet? 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
4218 Despite a lack of retweets, our CEO, @jack is trending upward 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
4219 Think our trade secrets are safe? You don’t know Jack. 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
4220 And thus it's easy to see that the market for magic beans is by no means saturated. 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
4221 In a moment that led to his eventual insider trading conviction, Jack surreptitiously learned that the golden goose's egg production was on the rise 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
4222 He said, “I’d like to join your LinkedIn network.” 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
4223 When it comes to growth, the sky is the limit. 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
4224 As you can see from the chart, we ARE quite a giant. 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
4225 Jiminy Cricket!! I thought this lot went the way of the dinosaur! And yet, here they be— chattering on about nothing as usual. 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
4226 We are looking at options for updating your business model and so this is really a "need-to-know" meeting. 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
4227 Our stock is sky-high this year, but not as high as that guy’s. 1.2174 0.05002 69 54 15 0
4228 This is Jack--he's an early stockholder. 1.2174 0.05002 69 54 15 0
4229 Jack and the beanstock market stakeout 1.2174 0.05002 69 54 15 0
4230 Ladies and gentlemen of the board, please welcome our CEO who is leading our foray into the cloud 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
4231 I could have driven the company car! 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
4232 you are here X 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
4233 You'll find no gold here. Invest in our Giant-cap stock instead. 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
4234 My Intern, learning to climb. 1.2174 0.05002 69 54 15 0
4235 And now a word from our regional expert on soy bean futures. Jack, take it away! 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
4236 This is a next egg seminar. 1.2174 0.05002 69 54 15 0
4237 So don't sell... magic beans have been going up 20% a week ! 1.2174 0.05002 69 54 15 0
4238 Sorry Jack, but we had to start the meeting without you. 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
4239 Here at Giant, Inc., we are all about synergies between the Anglo blood detection space and the optimum bone-bread price point. 1.2174 0.05002 69 54 15 0
4240 You can make anything happen with a sharpie. 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
4241 It would appear your beanstalk growth assessment is correct. 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
4242 Looks like your Bean Stock is finally starting to rise. 1.2174 0.05002 69 54 15 0
4243 Once again Jack and his beanstalk arrive to ruin our annual dividends. 1.2174 0.05002 69 54 15 0
4244 The price of beans is sky high 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
4245 Hey! You guys were to go down, not up! 1.2174 0.05002 69 54 15 0
4246 Ah! Here's one of our beanstalks now. 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
4247 Beans - who said beans? 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
4248 Huh,their heads really are in the clouds. 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
4249 Ms. Yellen, Ms. Yellen, you weren't dreaming, he really lost. 1.2174 0.05002 69 54 15 0
4250 And...we're about to take a loss on our gold investment. 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
4251 Sorry, this cloud can't support a hill of beans. 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
4252 Oh, so you’re in charge of the cloud. Impressive, but my beanstalk has a higher trajectory. 1.2174 0.05002 69 54 15 0
4253 Hey, that's my cloud. Get off it right now! 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
4254 No! I started climbing in March. 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
4255 Buy bean futures, now! 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
4256 We’re the budget office, treasury is next cloud up. 1.2174 0.05002 69 54 15 0
4257 He seems to be exceeding our growth expectations 1.2174 0.05002 69 54 15 0
4258 We're trying to account for the Giant's dip in revenues and--- 1.2174 0.05002 69 54 15 0
4259 We need to find an easier way to educate boys about how the importance of the bean-to-gold ratio is dwarfed by the beanstalk-to-giant corollary. 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
4260 Hey, you guys ever get dizzy? 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
4261 Mask up, people! That little snitch Jack is going to go tell the big guy about this." 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
4262 Don’t let the bean counters see this. 1.2174 0.05002 69 54 15 0
4263 We didn’t say higher, Jack. We said HIRE! 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
4264 Jack, from 'Jack and the Beanstalk'? Prove it. 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
4265 Ever since Covid, most business meetings are in The Cloud, Jack. Hand over your beans. 1.2174 0.05002 69 54 15 0
4266 Ignore him. He'll go away by April. 1.2174 0.05002 69 54 15 0
4267 You heard the story wrong, pal. It was big business, not giant riches. 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
4268 Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell another successful year, gang. 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
4269 Sorry, Jack. Herb here decided to go with the chart, instead 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
4270 Jack Discovers ICloud 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
4271 Let's run it up the beanstalk and see if anyone salutes it 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
4272 Fee, fie, fo, fum, I smell the blood of an acquisition! 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
4273 It's our new green revolution corporate ladder. 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
4274 Jack could see that his magic bean stock had already made it to cloud nine... 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
4275 Omigod -- how's he growing that fast? 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
4276 5 regular, 2 double double? 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
4277 I guess next time to keep this meeting private we have to hold the meeting in the other place. It might be a bit hotter but after this deal I guess we'd deserve it. 1.2174 0.05002 69 54 15 0
4278 Started from the bottom, now we're here. 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
4279 Tell them not to worry, we’re tech giants, not real ones. 1.2174 0.05002 69 54 15 0
4280 Sorry, we’re Amazon, the Apple folks met here last week. 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
4281 Well Jack we see your point. On the other hand your father was in our employ at the time. 1.2174 0.05002 69 54 15 0
4282 If god was real, why do imperfections exist? 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
4283 No, we are a giant tech firm. 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
4284 Welcome to Hell. 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
4285 We are rebranding you "James" as it sounds more upwardly mobile. 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
4286 Be like Jack! Climb the stalk to enjoy the stocks. 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
4287 Golden egg production is way up - we should be running this planet within the year. 1.2174 0.05002 69 54 15 0
4288 Fee-fi-fo-fum! Have you answered our COVID-19 questions? Be you alive, or be you dead, You must comply or stay home instead! 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
4289 We’re too big to fail. 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
4290 Clearly Marcia, you don't know Jack. 1.2174 0.05002 69 54 15 0
4291 Wow, talk about too big to fail. 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
4292 Sorry, I was looking for the stalk meeting. 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
4293 Magic bean sales are skyrocketing. 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
4294 There will be a split in beanstalks any minute now. 1.2174 0.05002 69 54 15 0
4295 Lad, you can either apprentice as one of the giant’s bean counters, or you’re in for a shakedown. 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
4296 As you can see,stalks are climbing. 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
4297 You said to Zoom up to the Cloud meeting, but I thought you said "Bloom! 1.2174 0.06486 69 58 7 4
4298 there's no way I'm investing in a beanstalk during the climate crisis 1.2174 0.05002 69 54 15 0
4299 icloud peeping tom 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
4300 As you can see, gardening uptake has increased significantly in recent months among young boys 1.2174 0.05002 69 54 15 0
4301 As this graph shows, statistically the pods are against you 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
4302 He has proved our theory correct, so, does he now get a seat at the table ? 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
4303 It looks like Jack is stalking our bean counting again. 1.2174 0.05002 69 54 15 0
4304 I know how to end the pandemic. 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
4305 As demand increases so has our fee-fi-fo-fum. 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
4306 I'm telling you, Jack: this here investment is your golden goose. 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
4307 Pull up a chair. We're climbing stocks. 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
4308 Jack climbed a little too far. 1.2174 0.05002 69 54 15 0
4309 His boss needs to know what size wings and how many pairs. 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
4310 Climbing the corporate beanpole. 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
4311 Gold egging labor showed a point one increase... 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
4312 Beanstock futures is too theoretical from up here. 1.2174 0.05002 69 54 15 0
4313 Remember past performance is no guarantee of future results! 1.2174 0.05002 69 54 15 0
4314 Without a reliable GPS, Jack's beanstalk took a wrong turn at Cloud #92. 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
4315 Hey friend, I see you have brought your own seat to the meeting. 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
4316 And, to this point, Jack, our former CFO... STILL looking for his golden parachute... 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
4317 Enough with “the power of storytelling.” 1.2174 0.06486 69 58 7 4
4318 Try as we may, we just can't beat corporate espionage. 1.2174 0.05002 69 54 15 0
4319 Fee-Fi- Fo-Fum, I smell the aroma of exponential growth, the formula for which can be found in Wikipedia." Other fairy-tales are available 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
4320 Growth projections are looking strong, sir. 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
4321 No, we need you climbing up AND to the right. 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
4322 And now, speaking of growth opportunities. . . 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
4323 Well our stock is up too, Jack... and we didn't have any magic beans! 1.2174 0.05002 69 54 15 0
4324 As you can see, we are experiencing significant ROI on our GMO. 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
4325 You’re close, but Air Bean & Bean is the next cloud over. 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
4326 Ignore him. He thinks success is contingent upon the 'magic in your beans.' 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
4327 We are seeing a climb in artisanal and small-scale mining." 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
4328 Your return on investment with those magic beans is up in the air. 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
4329 Yes but on the plus side, stalks are up 15 percent. 1.2174 0.05002 69 54 15 0
4330 After our latest trade, stalks are showing unprecedented growth. 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
4331 I think he wants to take back the hen that lays the golden nest egg. 1.2174 0.05002 69 54 15 0
4332 The “giant” is now a conglomerate. 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
4333 I bought beanstock futures in the IPO. I've already bought a boat! 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
4334 Jack to Base: I’m half way up over here and those bean-counters are looking at a CHART. 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
4335 You've gotten us to this point Jack and we thank you. Now please climb back down. 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
4336 Fie fie fo fum, I smell the end of a Bull Market Run. 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
4337 Remember, what goes up must come down. 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
4338 It appears Jack took that "bean counter" joke a little too seriously. 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
4339 I've asked a biotech startup to discuss a joint venture with us. 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
4340 Bean stocks appear to be rising in the fourth quarter. 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
4341 I got the wrong beans. I want my money back. 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
4342 Your data is safe if you are counting beans. 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
4343 Go home, son. Stock, not stalk. 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
4344 Perfect timing Jack, we just concluded our Golden Parachute presentation. Next on the agenda, Golden Eggs. 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
4345 Our third quarter numbers are up. It’s time we rented office space. 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
4346 I think Jack has figured out how to “ scale up”. 1.2174 0.06486 69 58 7 4
4347 It's the illustration for my new book, "Jack and the Bean Counters," Whaddya think? 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
4348 That’s when Jack learned that GIANT was too big to fail. 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
4349 As you can see, fear and anger towards the “Englishman” has maintained a significant increase in clicks 1.2174 0.05002 69 54 15 0
4350 Do you recommend the bean futures? 1.2174 0.05002 69 54 15 0
4351 You guys might want to bail. This Stalk is about to plummet... 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
4352 Where's the goose? 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
4353 Jack transferring his magic bean business to the cloud. 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
4354 Are we bein' stalked? 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
4355 Since we cut Vine, Jack wants us to focus on the Cloud. 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
4356 Hey Jack, do you want to multiply your beans?! 1.2174 0.05002 69 54 15 0
4357 So you’re saying there’s a nonzero chance we’re all living in a dark fairy tale? 1.2174 0.05002 69 54 15 0
4358 Sorry for interrupting but...where are the washrooms at?” “You go up that way, then go more up. 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
4359 Where's that new bean counter we hired? 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
4360 I wouldn’t say ‘scam,’ per se, we simply rely on a willingly eager market 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
4361 We're all chasing that golden goose one way or another. 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
4362 This cloud is strategy and development, Jack - the giant’s castle and complaints department is up on cloud nine 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
4363 At that moment Jack realised a simple graph of climbing profits would have sufficed 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
4364 To grow, it means being connected with nature. 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
4365 As you can see folks, bean stalks are on the rise! This is a once in a lifetime opportunity that you DO NOT want to miss out on. And with that I am handing it over to one of our best stalk traders, Jack. 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
4366 As you can see, side effects from the vaccine are extremely vari....ah, here’s one of our phase 1 subjects now! 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
4367 As you can see, our Magic Bean business is a real growth driver 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
4368 As you can see, the magic bean market thrives on uncertainty 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
4369 Education in 2020 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
4370 Yeah, I like that kid, is there any more room for growth here. 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
4371 Your ideas on our stock outlook is quite lofty.” 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
4372 I'll grind your bones to make my quarterly projections. 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
4373 I thought it would be a sort of library, this just another statistic class. 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
4374 Perfect correlation between bean stalk and corporate growth. Yell when it slows down and we’ll sell short. 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
4375 Those Russians will stop at nothing to disguise their espionage - always stalking. 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
4376 As you can see, stalks are continuing to rise as we enter the 3rd quarter of the story 1.2162 0.04818 74 58 16 0
4377 Our stock will rise to the sky like the man over there. 1.2162 0.06166 74 62 8 4
4378 Climbing the beanstalk was risky enough. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
4379 He put too much stock in the clouds--better sell before the climate changes. 1.2162 0.04818 74 58 16 0
4380 All that trouble climbing up this beanstalk and you're not flattening the curve up here either? 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
4381 Are you here to unclog the toilets?" 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
4382 The Magic Bean IPO will be the hottest offer since WeWork! 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
4383 I wonder if he's spying or just practicing safe distancing? 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
4384 Thanks to AOC our beans sales have gone through the roof. 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
4385 Maybe if we carve the word "Tesla" on the stem, people will buy our stalk. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
4386 We've made a Giant saving on labor costs. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
4387 Jack's beanstalking us again even in the cloud, chief! 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
4388 Fee-fi-fo-fum, ask not whence the market's up! 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
4389 Rush down and buy some PAMP Suisse Gold Bars, Kiddo. 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
4390 You're early 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
4391 Careful what you say, we have a bug! 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
4392 So that's what sky-high profits means! 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
4393 Goya’s stock is cratering, but Jack’s magic bean sales are sky high. 1.2162 0.04818 74 58 16 0
4394 Buy and hold. 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
4395 Hey, does anyone have the zoom link for this meeting? 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
4396 Gosh...another cloud company?! They’re growing faster than this thing did. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
4397 We must stalk them from falling, the vines are already dead, aren't they, Jack? 1.2162 0.04818 74 58 16 0
4398 Does anyone here know Jack? No? Didn't think so. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
4399 You really thought he could sell green beans without a financial division? 1.2162 0.04818 74 58 16 0
4400 Both sides now, huh? 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
4401 Looks like those stocks are climbing, too." 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
4402 They don't seem to know about the giant fall coming.. 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
4403 So we're all agreed then,the greatest risk to Giant Enterprises is a cyber attack. 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
4404 We're living happily ever after. And you? 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
4405 You don’t know Jack. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
4406 Your stock is rising faster than we anticipated! 1.2143 0.04940 70 55 15 0
4407 Jack? Our head bean counter has been expecting you. 1.2143 0.04940 70 55 15 0
4408 I move we appoint Jack to our board and maybe get us off of this cloud. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
4409 Red Bull gives you wings. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
4410 You know we have an elevator, right Jack? 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
4411 there are many ways to the top 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
4412 You must be the magic bean counters. 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
4413 I’m sorry son, we’re already trying figure why so many people are dying to get in here this year. Magic beans aren’t a free pass! 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
4414 Jack is having trouble flattening the curve. 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
4415 Magic beans? The only magic going on up here is my fourth quarter earnings report. 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
4416 I told you going to the cloud had privacy issues!. 1.2143 0.04940 70 55 15 0
4417 ...and I'm proud to say that golden egg production is up 37% this quarter! 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
4418 Everyone look, it's that Pinocchio looking motherfucker I was telling you about! Hey! Yea, you! Get the fuck out of our fucking meeting bro! Get out of here right now you long nosed little bitch!!! I'll put a foot ups ya ass!!!! 1.2143 0.06716 70 60 5 5
4419 That settles that - the bean counters do use cloud computing. 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
4420 Thanks to our hands-on analyst Jack, we are designating Magic Beans, Inc. a strong Buy and Hold 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
4421 We are happy with the beanstalks current growth projections, we anticipate a catastrophic crash in the very near future. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
4422 These recent trades are going to please the big guy. 1.2143 0.04940 70 55 15 0
4423 As Jack indicated in the cloud , soybean future are on the rise. 1.2143 0.04940 70 55 15 0
4424 Beanstalks are trending upward this year. 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
4425 We voted you down and out with a golden parachute. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
4426 We threw our beans out the window, too—no such thing as magic beans. 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
4427 Jack, come down off that fantasy and get back here to reality! 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
4428 Fee fi fo fum magic bean sales are up by 50% 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
4429 Is this where they store the goose? 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
4430 Sigh. Couldn’t you guys at least leave me the ladder？ 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
4431 I was waiting for them on Zoom, but this latest 'cloud' meeting is a surprise 1.2143 0.04940 70 55 15 0
4432 I'm pretty sure "buys" in for some sharp reversals over the next few hours. 1.2143 0.04940 70 55 15 0
4433 With your stalk and our marketing, we can corner the market within 9 months 1.2143 0.04940 70 55 15 0
4434 As you can see, beanstalks have been a visionary investment for Fee-Fi-Fo-Fum Enterprises. 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
4435 Well yes, we HAVE become more reliant on bean counters like Jack to boost profits. 1.2143 0.04940 70 55 15 0
4436 And now to introduce the newest member of our team, who's going to help us count the beans. 1.2143 0.04940 70 55 15 0
4437 Our cloud data meeting has been breached 1.2143 0.04940 70 55 15 0
4438 Jack in the Cloud Stalker 1.2143 0.04940 70 55 15 0
4439 No Meeting Place is Secure Anymore. 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
4440 As reiterated by Jack, beanstalk futures are up. 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
4441 I've been the CEO since the original owner couldn't be convinced to get rid of "fie" and "fo" and just consolidate on "fee." 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
4442 Sorry to take your meeting down sir, but there's been a breach, follow me! 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
4443 Oh boy, these beans are something. 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
4444 That isn't the kind of stock I'm talking about, Jack. 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
4445 We're a cloud-based company. 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
4446 Congratulations, you’re on track with forecast - keep it up and I’m sure you’ll see a nice quarterly bonus. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
4447 At this rate you will be robbing and murdering the giant before sundown, you heartless little sociopath. 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
4448 I thought the IT Department assured us our meeting in the cloud would be secure. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
4449 Enough with the peasants moaning, just let them eat cake”. (history repeating 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
4450 Slay the giant" they said... Last time I take a random board assignment 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
4451 I’m sorry, you clearly don’t understand exponential growth. 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
4452 I guess that’s why they call it the corporate ladder. 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
4453 An American makes it to the promised land, New Zealand 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
4454 This isn’t the “new growth” we meant, jack 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
4455 Now, as the COVID cases begin to rise... 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
4456 #Jack's competition was on Cloud 9 about their rising share of the bean market due to Covid" 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
4457 Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell the blood of a working-class man. Be he alive or be he dead, I'll grind his bones to make my bread. 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
4458 Er, no. I don’t believe we even have a Bovine Transactions Disputes department. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
4459 We expect to see giant profit margins in Q3 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
4460 So we've cornered the market on beanstocks, next up bean bonds. 1.2133 0.04762 75 59 16 0
4461 Your sales prowess could persuade clients to follow you wherever you go. 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
4462 Fee fie fo fum—I smell an acquisition opportunity! 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
4463 shit, Collins, quick— ixnay on the rofit-pay… hey little buddy. enjoying your internship? really wish we could pay you but… but, wow, with all the, uh, meaningful work experience you'll get, you should be paying us! holy fuck, Collins, take a memo. 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
4464 As I've said, doing business in the cloud isn't completely impenetrable. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4465 Jack and his beanstalk always thought he had the advantage 'til trump came along and outlawed beans! 1.2121 0.05071 66 52 14 0
4466 For the rest of his life, Jack regretted trading his beloved cow for those magic beans. 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
4467 I thought this cloud was secure. 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
4468 This is the BFD suite... BFG suite is one level up. 1.2113 0.04879 71 56 15 0
4469 How long have you bean stalking us?" 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
4470 Jack, marketing has opted for the astronomical magic beans without the riskier golden goose egg. 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
4471 Just a bunch of bean counters here, Jack. 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
4472 Big Cloud 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
4473 According to our analysts, your beanstalk will grow forever and never crash. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
4474 And here is an example of what I’m talking about. 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
4475 It’s possible that we are seeing more of Jack now that Jack’s life matters." 1.2113 0.04879 71 56 15 0
4476 Competitors have been stalking us for information. 1.2113 0.04879 71 56 15 0
4477 The big guy is very pleased with how well fefifofum.com is doing this year. 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
4478 For this I sold a cow? Jeffrey Manly Toronto,On 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
4479 The moment Jack’s unwitting presentation of the beanstalk curve deflated a giddy report of unprecedented growth. 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
4480 This confirms the viability of the 'cloud'. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
4481 Is that what they call cloud computing? 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
4482 So you see Jack, that's how we do cloud computing 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
4483 So, yes, the big man is upstairs, but I'll have you know he doesn't take kindly those who don't work their way up like the rest of us. 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
4484 I thought I was on my way to heaven, but clearly I see this is hell. 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
4485 We expect bean stock to crash any day now. 1.2113 0.04879 71 56 15 0
4486 Sorry to interrupt your meeting, but which way to the men's room? 1.2113 0.04879 71 56 15 0
4487 He's seen the success of our new beans! Get the giant! 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
4488 I think he’s an asocial climber. 1.2113 0.06317 71 60 7 4
4489 Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell the poor performance review of an Englishman! 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
4490 Hey kid...what do you know about insider trading? 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
4491 PowerPoint? Really? You've got to be kidding me. 1.2113 0.04879 71 56 15 0
4492 I am gonna keep climbing 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
4493 We found a workaround to Jack's manual override, so the cloud's ready -- it's fast and the cost is beans. 1.2113 0.04879 71 56 15 0
4494 Hello Jack. Fee-fi-fo-fum me thinks meez smells someone who can help get our stock price up. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
4495 No need to rub your growth stalk in all of our faces, Jack. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
4496 SO THIS IS HOW THE CLOUD WORKS. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
4497 Jack accidentally stumbles on an internet meeting in the computer cloud. 1.2113 0.06317 71 60 7 4
4498 As you can see, magic bean sales have increased five hundred percent year on year. That's what I call organic growth. 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
4499 Now we're too big to fail. 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
4500 Instagram stalking appears to be at an all time high. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
4501 Jack! Perfect timing! Everyone—I’d like to introduce you to our company stalk broker. 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
4502 This acquisition will be a golden goose, a cash cow, even for this company 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
4503 Fee fi fo fum. They my be broke, but look what we've done! 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
4504 Jack grew up to become the CEO of General Electric and lived happily ever after. 1.2090 0.06568 67 57 6 4
4505 and here it would appear that magic bean sales are literally on the rise. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
4506 Only Ivy League education, thank you 1.2090 0.05004 67 53 14 0
4507 Fee-fi-fo-fum! Golden eggs for a pricey sum! 1.2090 0.05004 67 53 14 0
4508 Fee Fi Fo Fum is next floor up ~ Jack. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
4509 Let's float this idea ... invest in beanstalk futures! 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
4510 Now that you're here, is there anything you can add about growth? 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
4511 Hmmm... Poaching on Coaching! 1.2090 0.05004 67 53 14 0
4512 Just what we don't need, another bean counter. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
4513 Excuse me, Jack, but this is a closed shareholders meeting. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
4514 Our projections show that as long as the golden eggs keeping coming, we've got nothing to worry about. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
4515 Numbers look good, but the magic beans are clearly a loss leader. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
4516 Jack’s bean stalk 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
4517 Wrong cloud, Jack. This is the meeting about rising STOCKS. 1.2090 0.05004 67 53 14 0
4518 Yes, and it was MY research that showed how quickly beanstalk tech would catch up to cloud tech! 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
4519 As you know, it is important to not be carried away by made-up stuff...wait...meeting dismissed! 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
4520 It's the black bean market that's growing. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
4521 This is a private meeting, Jack." 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
4522 I think it's time we got our heads out of the clouds and got back to earth with our strategy. 1.2090 0.05004 67 53 14 0
4523 Sorry, I'm late. Jill, Cut me down, quick!! 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
4524 What does the big guy want now? 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
4525 Yes, yes, he's full of beans. But look at mine. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
4526 But will there be enough trickle down on to keep Jack on the imaginary bean stalk . .. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
4527 Let's be careful here. He's an undercover bean counter. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
4528 Well, the anti trust laws found us. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
4529 As you can see, the market for magic beans is surging, but we anticipate family cows will make a strong comeback in Q2. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
4530 As you can see, bonds remain far less risky than stalks. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
4531 I’m here for the OPEC meeting. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
4532 I'm gonna turn it over to Jack now, for a deep dive on UX. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
4533 Young man, I hope you weren't sent by the IRS. 1.2090 0.05004 67 53 14 0
4534 Hot damn! Those magic beans are kickin' in. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
4535 Hey (hey)! You (you)! Get off of my cloud! Don't hang around 'cause two's a crowd, on my cloud, baby! Damn! This sure ain't no stairway to heaven! I can't get no satisfaction! 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
4536 Our new cloud-based solution: Jack and the magic beans!!! 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
4537 You're looking for the cloud next door 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
4538 Jack, did you bring the goose? We need it for our projections. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
4539 This bean stock is a great investment- as you can see, based on our analytics, the stalk should keep rising 1.2090 0.05004 67 53 14 0
4540 Try the next giant’s place on the next floor. Our hen lays only golden parachutes. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
4541 The Giant's kingdom is the next cloud over. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
4542 Jack's beanstalk IPO has trended well since bovine start-up stage, but big sell from here." 1.2090 0.05004 67 53 14 0
4543 Now Jack aka Bezos started here 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
4544 You're late, Jack—why didn't you take the elevator? 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
4545 OMG! I climbed all the way up here for a point presentation! 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
4546 Yes Gilbert I smell the blood of an Englishman but can you be more pacific when you say fee, fi, fo, fum ?" 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
4547 All in favor of Glutco receiving the magic seeds, say 'aye'. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
4548 Fee & Fine (our) Foes (to) Fund... 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
4549 We need to diversify beyond grinding bones to make our bread. 1.2090 0.05004 67 53 14 0
4550 You ares till meeting? I am already climbing to the top 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
4551 Jack has magical beans that will make coffee beans look like they aint' worth a hill of beans. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
4552 There's your proof... fairy tale results. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
4553 So there really is a grand plan! 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
4554 Jackson, you're on now. Remember? Magic beans, the economy? 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
4555 Paperclips! And some of the giants coffee 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
4556 Stalks are up 300% 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
4557 Do not be distracted by the bean planter/counter 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
4558 I smell the blood of an English conglomerate. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
4559 We are Giant, Inc. the giant you’re looking for is a wholly owned subsidiary. 1.2090 0.05004 67 53 14 0
4560 Some of us have been holding on to the wrong kind of stock...oh and I forgot to mention there's coffee and death downstairs if any of you would like to take a break... 1.2090 0.05004 67 53 14 0
4561 The price of live cattle is projected to increase at a high rate of 15%. 1.2090 0.05004 67 53 14 0
4562 Bean futures are really up this quarter. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
4563 The enchanted hen would pay dividends to our shareholders. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
4564 Stock not stalk, Jack! 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
4565 Yes it's Clear now! It's, the Enchanted Bean" 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
4566 We were evaluating bean futures. 1.2090 0.05004 67 53 14 0
4567 If that’s your COVID chart I want to stay here. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
4568 I've been climbing since the 80s! where's all the coke?! 1.2090 0.05004 67 53 14 0
4569 According to Forbes you’re looking at the only giant up here. 1.2090 0.05004 67 53 14 0
4570 As you can see, our trend line is very much like Jack's beanstalk. 1.2090 0.05004 67 53 14 0
4571 Looks like he outgrew his seed investment. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
4572 Jack, is there anything you would like to add? 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
4573 Our stalk price has really been growing this quarter 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
4574 Now that's what I call an elevator pitch. 1.2090 0.05004 67 53 14 0
4575 I say, young man! That English blood smell is rather rank! 1.2090 0.05004 67 53 14 0
4576 Just tell him the giant has gotten into cloud computing. 1.2090 0.05004 67 53 14 0
4577 ...and when I wake up, we’ll have signed the Green Giant account! 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
4578 Glad you could swing by. 1.2090 0.05004 67 53 14 0
4579 Hey kid, find your own cloud! This one's taken! 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
4580 Magic beans meets the magic Mucky Mush room 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
4581 Little did Jack know, the bean he found was actually dropped by corporate bean counters. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
4582 Turns out the key to profit? Ground-up bones. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
4583 Ignore him, he's trying to highjack the meeting." (Note: the Amazon Cloud has a service called Elastic Beanstalk (really), if you want to write a caption that maybe five readers would get. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
4584 Let's all agree that we've all been at our highest than we've ever been 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
4585 B. I. T. C. O. I. N. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
4586 Hey before I chop this thing down, am I going to have to claim that enchanted hen on my taxes? 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
4587 Quarterly Heaven Meeting. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
4588 Sorry I'm late. I assumed you meant the other cloud. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
4589 Hey you, light weight, you're not supposed to know what's happening here. 1.2090 0.05004 67 53 14 0
4590 Don’t mess it up kid. We have a good thing going here. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
4591 Sorry to interrupt, but goose futures are down. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
4592 We asked you for our latest Amazon rankings. How did you hear magic beans? 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
4593 And The Corporate Giant keeps getting bigger. 1.2090 0.05004 67 53 14 0
4594 Yes Jack. Your risk of failure increases the longer you hesitate. 1.2090 0.05004 67 53 14 0
4595 This is what your EKG SHOWED...hence why you’re all here! 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
4596 Please, don't listen to him he don't know Jack! 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
4597 That looks like a man on the brink of a crash. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
4598 As you can see, Jack’s startup show’s considerable growth potential but requires an improved human-beanstalk interface. 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
4599 Those were some crazy beans! 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
4600 Where else do Bitboins come from? 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
4601 Hell moved? 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
4602 It was a hostile takeover. The giant is out. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
4603 What kind of golden egg is this? 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
4604 C'mon, guys. Ever since you started showing off your cloud technology, you've really killed my beanstalk climbing tour business. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
4605 So that's where all of our water is going! 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
4606 And it looks like I’m dreaming about work again. Hmm, I thought that chart looked upside down. 1.2090 0.05004 67 53 14 0
4607 Well, we WILL be a giant company after the IPO. Why? 1.2090 0.05004 67 53 14 0
4608 He's the only one who didn't want to take the elevator. 1.2090 0.05004 67 53 14 0
4609 Jack was super #$%^ing high. 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
4610 Jack discovers that everything is in the Cloud now, and the Giant is preparing an an IPO. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
4611 And when the number of cases will reach this point,our plan to get rid of humanity will finally be irreversible. 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
4612 . . . and Jack is in charge of our seed round. 1.2090 0.05004 67 53 14 0
4613 The tech-giant at the top of the beanstalk 1.2090 0.05004 67 53 14 0
4614 Wow! It's giant BS! 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
4615 I don't give a hill of beans. On with the presentation. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
4616 I thought we were Zooming this one? 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
4617 You planted the seed in the wrong spot, he's one cloud over. 1.2090 0.05004 67 53 14 0
4618 We could tell he was headed for a fall, so we took over. 1.2090 0.05004 67 53 14 0
4619 Jack,at Cloud 9 level, the chart shows you're more than halfway up the beanstalk. Good luck the rest of the way! 1.2090 0.05004 67 53 14 0
4620 Thank you, Neil, I think we all have a better understanding of projected versus actual earnings after that presentation. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
4621 If you're here to deliver the update on soybean futures, we're all ears 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
4622 As you can see by the graph, English bone meal bread consumption has grown in the third quarter... 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
4623 I'm sorry, young man. I'm the bean counter and this is the Beans Talk. Try the next cloud over. 1.2090 0.05004 67 53 14 0
4624 Re-fi, ho-hum! Rate's gonna drop when this year is done. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
4625 Fee-fi-fo-fiduciary! I smell the gain of pecuniary!! 1.2090 0.05004 67 53 14 0
4626 forget the the golden egg Jack, the futures in in beans! 1.2090 0.05004 67 53 14 0
4627 Who knew before now that Jack In The Bean Stalk also was the famous Peeping Tom? 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
4628 Hey, sorry to interrupt your meeting, but can you tell me how to get to the giant's place? Keep going up? Alright, cool. Thanks. 1.2090 0.05004 67 53 14 0
4629 Tech giants doing work in the cloud. 1.2090 0.05004 67 53 14 0
4630 Shhh... we're counting beans. 1.2090 0.05004 67 53 14 0
4631 And that is how our bean stock is moving. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
4632 Another fast growing stalk! 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
4633 ‘Like a beanstalk, shares keep going up and up’ 1.2090 0.05004 67 53 14 0
4634 With this unrealistic high-intensity growth, there's bound to be a stalk market crash any day now. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
4635 If the stock keeps rising, it means more Jack in everyone's pocket. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
4636 Jack, while counting all his beans, stalked the market. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
4637 Oh, they're just magic bean-counters. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
4638 As a corporate giant, we're more interested in profiteering than bone-grinding. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
4639 Jack , here continues to show growth in the bran department 1.2090 0.05004 67 53 14 0
4640 Whew...is that the best stock tip you can give me after all the trouble I took to get here? 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
4641 The upward growth we've experienced this quarter is staggering. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
4642 - That's more unrealistic than my beanstalk! 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
4643 And don't worry. We have insured your golden geese buy-outs against theft. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
4644 Rising Bean Stoke continues 1.2090 0.05004 67 53 14 0
4645 Next order of business. Our 'Stairway To Heaven' has gotten over-crowded. I propose a 'Beanstalk To The Sky'. 1.2090 0.05004 67 53 14 0
4646 Jack! What I said was for you to make a giant “Stock” trade. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
4647 I'm having trouble connecting. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
4648 Our current bean count indicates three are missing. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
4649 I always thought clouds were used for storing files and photos—- guess they also hold meetings. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
4650 I don't know what is worse, an unfriendly giant or a boring board meeting in heaven. 1.2090 0.05004 67 53 14 0
4651 Demonstratively: Growth does not equal profit. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
4652 Does someone want to tell this dipstick that his beanstalk is down the road! 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
4653 Let again Jack? You really need to find a better way to commute. 1.2090 0.05004 67 53 14 0
4654 Bean stock, not beanstalk jackoff. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
4655 Zacharias, when are we finally going to hire pest control? 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
4656 Jack, this is a Giant Corpration Board meeting. Invited members, only! 1.2090 0.05004 67 53 14 0
4657 They’re all losers and we’re on top of the world up here, so why worry? 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
4658 Jack, off the beanstalk. 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
4659 Let's try to migrate to whatever trading this guy is doing 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
4660 As you can see, the bean market has a been giant boost to oubr bottom line. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
4661 Behold an outlier in our upward mobility projections. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
4662 I’ve been talking to Jack about the benefits of the Cloud. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
4663 Pie in the sky is one thing—but his projections start with a pie in the sky baseline. 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
4664 I’m telling you, this bean will boost our business ratings sky high. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
4665 Fee-fi-fo-fum!  Cloud storage for legumes means no upper limit for BeanCoins. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
4666 Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell the blood of a corporate spy. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
4667 I gotta stop taking psychedelic beans before coming into work. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
4668 .. but i’m the protagonist. .” - jac 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
4669 as you can tell, growth is off the charts 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
4670 Guy in the suit: This is how you will reach your goal... Jack: Phew! Can i just chill for sec? Im tired. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
4671 I thought you told me the meeting was after lunch. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
4672 I wouldn’t advise you continuing with that up-ward trend... 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
4673 God damnit, if only I’d read the completion rules 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
4674 Jack never knew that stalk market trends could turn out to be a silver lining 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
4675 Sorry guys, I thought the meeting was on Zoom 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
4676 When they said “higher up management” I was not expecting this 1.2090 0.05004 67 53 14 0
4677 Beanstocks have increased drastically this year. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
4678 And, of course, 10% is being held for the big guy. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
4679 You're late! Where have you been? 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
4680 How did our worthless IT department forget to account for a cloud security breach by magic beans? 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
4681 Jack realised green washing only goes so far on the corporate ladder 1.2090 0.05004 67 53 14 0
4682 we can’t have regular people climbing the stock market 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
4683 You all white board of directors think they can hide your meetings up here to avoid diversity change!? Think again!!” -Jack, Influencer from Brookly 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
4684 Okay... “tech giant”. I don’t know why I was expecting something else... 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
4685 Hey Jack, did I forget to add you to the invite again? 1.2090 0.06568 67 57 6 4
4686 This meeting will be saved in the cloud if you need to review it. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
4687 Jack, save these meeting notes to the cloud 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
4688 I’m flying Jack! Titanic 2020 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
4689 Look what came up the flagpole." 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
4690 I am now afraid to continue to store our plans here. It appears the cloud security isn't worth beans. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
4691 Jack finally discovers what's meant by doing business in the cloud. 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
4692 This cloud thing sucks. We're being hacked by that guy on the beanstalk. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
4693 It was then that Jack realized his investment in bean stock was a wise choice. 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
4694 Wow, corporate heaven looks more like hell. 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
4695 Great news! Our profits are climbing 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
4696 Apologies. I thought I had moved us to a secure location to stop the competition’s corporate spying. 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
4697 Yes, bean futures keep going up, but I see a giant bump in the road ahead. 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
4698 Come back when you have something with higher returns. 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
4699 Hey John,we have another bean stalker 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
4700 We were just going over the company growth projections. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
4701 And this is preciously why we should listen to Jack, on the Beanstalk. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
4702 Bean-counting is one way to rise in this profession. 1.2083 0.04820 72 57 15 0
4703 I don't know jack about that viney thing! 1.2083 0.04820 72 57 15 0
4704 "Hey, team, it looks like we're being stalked. 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
4705 For the last time, Jim, this is what I meant by a raise. Now, we can get back our quarterly report? 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
4706 People, let’s stop gawking at the poor person and continue our discussion of expected 4th quarter golden egg profits. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
4707 Covert bean counters...I knew it! 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
4708 We're seeing 200% growth in the bean stock 1.2059 0.04940 68 54 14 0
4709 Well that's a disappointment. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
4710 This quarter, bean stocks are on the rise. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
4711 Nevertheless, the bean-counters are recommending a strong position in dairy futures hedge funds!" 1.2059 0.04940 68 54 14 0
4712 We already told you that GMOs are out of trend this year. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
4713 Extraordinary! Business people in their natural habitat: suits, rolling chairs, only 2 women, and blank paper, such primitive apes. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
4714 As everyone can see, stalks have never been higher. 1.2059 0.04940 68 54 14 0
4715 Congratulations Team, the growth of our cloud business is akin to old Jack and his beanstalk. 1.2059 0.04940 68 54 14 0
4716 Our stocks have been climbing up steadily. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
4717 Is this conference room H? Or I am in the wrong place? 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
4718 Believe it or not, this company has a beanstock trajectory. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
4719 Sorry...we're just the team working on gold futures data stored in the cloud. You want one cloud up. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
4720 Meanwhile in Trump World, Ben Carson has found statistical significance between not wearing a mask to and getting COVID. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
4721 Hey kid, we've got a job here for a good bean counter. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
4722 It's a giant multinational! 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
4723 This is the last thing I wanted to find. No treasure here! 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
4724 Jack, we were wondering where you've bean. 1.2059 0.04940 68 54 14 0
4725 So....you beat me to the Giant's stolen treasure? 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
4726 Wouldn’t you know it? Beancounters! 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
4727 A profitable quarter? Now I believe in fairy tales. 1.2059 0.04940 68 54 14 0
4728 Brace yourselves--we expect the stalk to crash at any moment. 1.2059 0.04940 68 54 14 0
4729 High, Jack. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
4730 As I had promised, once we reached our projected 85% market share, we’ll all be on Cloud 9. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
4731 Hey folks, my upward projection is more trustworthy. 1.2059 0.04940 68 54 14 0
4732 Who knew when I bought and planted the beans it would result in me finding the bean counters. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
4733 All I have is this one stock but it's growing like crazy. 1.2059 0.04940 68 54 14 0
4734 Oh great. Another stalker. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
4735 Dad?" 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
4736 I said bean _stocks_ are a good investment. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
4737 Yes, Johnson, I think I will have a cow. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
4738 Meet Jack our new bean counter. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
4739 Insider trading on beanstalk futures. 1.2059 0.04940 68 54 14 0
4740 Fee, fi, fo, fum. You don't know what insider trading looks like, pal, and if you do,you better make peace with God before I call Larry and have him bring out the axe. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
4741 The bean counters are hogging the cloud again. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
4742 I knew these 'green' offices were fantasy. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
4743 Jack is late for the quarterly meeting of the Seedco - Magic Beans division. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
4744 Jack could not escape the persistent yammering about cloud tech stocks, which consumed every last one of his beans 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
4745 As you folks can see your “stalk” is way up this week. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
4746 Jack, we only meant 'sales were going into the sky' figuratively. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
4747 Hey, look its’s that stalker again. 1.2059 0.04940 68 54 14 0
4748 Fee Fi Fo Fum Magic beans are kinda dumb. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
4749 So as you can see, we've had major growth in the bean seed department this quarter. 1.2059 0.04940 68 54 14 0
4750 Fe Fi Fo Fum Jack has the latest on the bean stocks 1.2059 0.04940 68 54 14 0
4751 In one version of the tale, Jack took heed of a Corporate Giant’s steady path to wealth as he passed a lower cloud. “The fast track for me,” he mused, climbing onward. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
4752 Sorry man, I don't know where your golden goose is. But if you have any ideas on how to squeeze 1% more out of a third world labor market, let me know. 1.2059 0.04940 68 54 14 0
4753 He sold to Golden Goose Holdings last year. If you’re Jack, he left a message that he was running a slaughter house just north of the market and “Fee Fi Fuck you 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
4754 Fee-fi-fo-fom!” Can someone build on this 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
4755 What a boring batch of beans. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
4756 The magic beans are selling like hot cakes. 1.2059 0.04940 68 54 14 0
4757 Is this the COVID Autonomous Zone? 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
4758 So this is how high the bean stalk is ecpevted to rise 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
4759 Jack, what brings you up here? 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
4760 So this is what happens in The Cloud 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
4761 Jack stalks the bean counters in the cloud. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
4762 Looks like my investment in soy beans has climbed to a new high. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
4763 He’s arriving just above the median Time-To -Cloud. “Next!” 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
4764 Sorry Jack this is a Soybean meeting. 1.2059 0.04940 68 54 14 0
4765 I hope they've got their own way to get down, this thing can barely hold itself. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
4766 So that's where my parents are 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
4767 Our Magic-Bean subdivision seems to taking off 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
4768 Jolly Green Giant is waiting for 2021 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
4769 Call me an optimist, say my head is in the clouds, but when it comes to Magic Beans, the sky’s the limit. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
4770 WOW! I USED THE AI map. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
4771 Oh, so this is what they mean by meeting in the cloud. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
4772 Hey Jack, you caught us! We're holding this meeting on the cloud! 1.2059 0.04940 68 54 14 0
4773 I think it is pretty funny that everyone thinks their Cloud Server is so secure. I can see everything! 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
4774 We expect a major correction soon, let's hope no one shorts our bean stock. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
4775 So as you can see from our projections we're expecting a bumper crop of magic beans this next season. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
4776 Voters see you as 'thief,' 'killer' and 'show off,' so we're thinking presidency. 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
4777 So much for my theory of the beanstalk going to Mount Abacus. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
4778 It’s called managing up. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
4779 We are doing will with children, but giants don't seem to like us as much. 1.2059 0.04940 68 54 14 0
4780 Ah, we have an investor watching to see how his bean stocks are rising 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
4781 Drop the charade and jump into the commodity market, son. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
4782 Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell blood of corporate buyout offer. Be it hi, or be it low, I'll leverage it to boost our I.P.O. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
4783 Can you please tell me what organic growth is? 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
4784 Remember this morning when I said this company was too giant to fail? 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
4785 Fee-fi-fo-finra! I smell the blood of a 99 percenter. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
4786 Damn internet - these giant killing startups are everywhere 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
4787 Magic beans, business in the cloud...what will they think of next? 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
4788 If you talk to the big guy, ask him to send down some of that seed money for laptops and a projector. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
4789 Tell Bezos we may have a copyright problem with our Cloud Storage Service. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
4790 If you look this way, you'll see a visual to demonstrate our stalk climbing. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
4791 You're late Jack. Did you bring up a chair for the blond broad? 1.2059 0.04940 68 54 14 0
4792 As you can see, you have a ways to go. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
4793 If we cut back magic bean vines, I'd say it's likely we'll see an increase in golden eggs." 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
4794 So as you can see magic peas are in, magic beans are out. Sorry jack, we’re going to have to let you go. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
4795 Congress moved to decriminalize ‘magic beans,’ creating conflict between local dealers and rising bean distributors 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
4796 This quarter’s projections show that beanstalks are down 3% 1.2059 0.04940 68 54 14 0
4797 I have three words....gold coin futures. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
4798 Is this the cloud infrastructure you were so excited about? 1.2059 0.04940 68 54 14 0
4799 ...and so, had you used our patented magic beans instead of market magic beans... 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
4800 I thought I will find treasure but only a bunch of people looking at a weird picture. 1.2059 0.04940 68 54 14 0
4801 Giant egg? You must have the wrong beanstalk, this is the giant bubble. 1.2059 0.04940 68 54 14 0
4802 .. And this chart shows the monthly performance of our orge-nization 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
4803 Jack, that is not what we talked about in your performance review last week. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
4804 Climbing the corporate ladder circa 2020 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
4805 Definitely no gold coins here...I must have climbed a 21st century bioengineered beanstalk 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
4806 Someone needs to tell Jack that he needs to stop that beanstalk joke everytime we talk about beans stock 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
4807 And now Jack is going to present on our giant Q3 returns... 1.2059 0.04940 68 54 14 0
4808 All said, our beanstalk trajectories are looking solid this quarter 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
4809 And as you can see, human suffering is projected to hit an all time high this year 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
4810 Now where in the hell is that picture I know I left it in the cloud somewhere.... 1.2059 0.04940 68 54 14 0
4811 We said bear on the stock market not bean! 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
4812 So glad I ain’t sitting there. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
4813 You’re late Jack, we’ve already gone over the Goya stocks. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
4814 Jack, we’re all frankly a bit woozy here, and would appreciate it if you could turn down the altitude. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
4815 Act normal, we’d want his money. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
4816 This is the new apres-ski piste for advanced skiers. The shape is an insanely complex idea, thanks to global warming...Um, wait, what is that gnome doing over there on this liana?! 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
4817 No giant?? It looks like a hostile takeover. 1.2055 0.04762 73 58 15 0
4818 Ah, Mr. J! We were just discussing the prospects of your Magic Formula IPO... 1.2055 0.04762 73 58 15 0
4819 The difference, Cal, is that Enron didn't have a literal goose. 1.2055 0.04762 73 58 15 0
4820 VR gaming has gotten very un-realistic. 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
4821 When it comes to large-growth stocks, Jack's is a unique perspective. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4822 Fee-fifo-fum, I smell the blood of an Englishman. Be he rich, or be he poor, I'll grind his wallet to make my bread 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4823 Right on cue, we let them see how we live, and they will buy magic beans all day long. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4824 With hard work and determination, I finally broke through the cloud ceiling. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4825 Jack, I think you've got the wrong stock. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4826 As consumption increases, a corporate giant will eat you. 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
4827 I see live people! 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4828 Yes Jack, from here we can see that growth for the sake of growth is just fine. Glad you could join us. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4829 Any news yet on that magic weed whacker? 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4830 As we can clearly see from the chart, legumes are down and livestock has cratered. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4831 Congratulations on arriving to this point. We will now have an anxiety review to determine your ultimate afterlife placement. 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
4832 As long as the little people who buy our products don't find out about the GMO's." 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
4833 Now I know I want to go to hell instead. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4834 Corporations: The newest in evil giants. 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
4835 There are clients in the sky. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4836 The Jolly Green Giant has gone public! 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4837 I didn't know this is what they meant when they offered cloud storage. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4838 Call the security giant. I think we have a corporate spy in our midst. 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
4839 Here's that little pest Jack again. He heard we're monetizing our data. 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
4840 We refused the Zoom meeting trend. 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
4841 Magic bean sales have been on the... 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
4842 Let's hear what the bean-counter says about it. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4843 So now you know. Dad’s a bean counter. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4844 As you can see Jack our Bean Counter has yet to get on board with our projections. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4845 Ever since we invested in that bean company, our "stalks" have been growing rapidly 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4846 For some reason, sales of beans are soaring out of this world. 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
4847 Maybe we should ask him about unparalleled growth.... 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4848 Sorry... I think I have the wrong cloud 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4849 I'm Mr. Fee of the Fee, Fi, Fo and Fum law firm. We represent giants when they call out to us. 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
4850 Yes, Jack. You've exceeded your data limit again. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4851 Excuse me, the Giant must be on the Mezzanine. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4852 And they call us bean counters! 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
4853 You’re ahead of projections! 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4854 There is that darn "bean stalker" again! 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4855 It's upside down! 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4856 The good news is that cloud tourism is up 30% YTD, and as you can see it is still growing. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4857 I smell the blood of competition. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4858 Is this the meeting on rising stalks? 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
4859 Trust me. Bean stock futures are not what they appear to be. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4860 We've moved our business to the cloud. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4861 Someone please find a chair for Jack. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4862 Jack, just in time to see your beanstalk's growth chart. 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
4863 shall we invite him to join us or wait until he falls? 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
4864 Sorry Jack, no magic beans here on Cloud 2020...try Cloud 9. 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
4865 Jacks Cloud Services Think Tank 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4866 Let the bean counter finish his presentation before you go on with this nonsense about "magic beans." 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4867 Aha! This looks like an opportunity to test our golden parachute. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4868 Your investment in magic beans is paying off. 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
4869 Jack, you must trust the iCloud, beanstalks just don’t exist anymore 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
4870 Is the magic beans stock price still down? 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4871 Better call Security. We're being beanstalked. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4872 Hey Jack... it's 6-feet distancing, not 6-miles. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4873 Business Angels. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4874 Good morning, team! Lately our focus has bean stalk market trends... 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4875 This is Jack's chart. It's clear that the bean market is trending to go through the clouds. We don't want to miss this opportunity to invest in beans. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4876 So this is Jack's progress so far. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4877 It looks like the bean stock is going wild! 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4878 A highly placed source suggests investing in bean futures 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
4879 Just over there you'll see why prices on bean futures have gone sky high 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
4880 No masks required. We believe in whatever we wish about here. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4881 Darn it, the bean counters beat me to it. 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
4882 Then you take a sharp right at the hornet's nest. 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
4883 And our golden egg sales have really taken off! 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
4884 ``We told you cloud computing would be giant.'' 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4885 Hello Jack. Welcome to Golden Goose Investments. We’re new up here. 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
4886 You traded your cow for beans? Welcome to free enterprise. 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
4887 Sales ARE climbing, but Mr. Smith, your visual aids are distracting. 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
4888 Yes,yes that’s a very nice graph. But when will we some actual results of our bean stalk investment? 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
4889 Fee-fi-fo-fum! Cut his stalk to keep him mum! 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4890 Hmmm. I may need the help of the FTC to slay this giant. 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
4891 Oh, no, no, you’re in the right place — this IS Burning Man 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
4892 That'll do, Jack; either get down or climb up and find your giant. 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
4893 The air is thinner up here. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4894 Anyone know the way to the top of the rainbow? 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
4895 I’m telling you, bean futures are about to collapse 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
4896 Hey that’s my data! 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4897 Now the big question is, who is going to chop down that beanstalk? 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
4898 Safe climbing, we are seeing a crash in the stock market soon. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4899 You're late Jack. We're talking about growth in our bean business. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4900 Don't mind him. Since we started holding meetings in the cloud, we've had to hire extra security. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4901 Jack, your gold eggs just hit an all-time high. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4902 Fairytale retold to teach the next generation about the magic of stock growth. 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
4903 Maybe that young man could help us store our data in the ground. 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
4904 We need a title for this graph; how about Jolly Green Virus-19? 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4905 The giant was let go and his role was absorbed. Jim here Fee's, Megan Fi's, Scott Fo's, and I fum when needed. 1.2031 0.06748 64 55 5 4
4906 It seems that John's stalk is well grounded and less volatile 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4907 Let's stick with our"Pull Yourself up by Your Bean Stalks" strategy. 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
4908 Giant? Sorry - no giants here. But this is a WeWork space, so maybe try up on 23? 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4909 Jack here was our initial investor; we are seeking additional seed money for our next product launch. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4910 Is this the American dream? 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
4911 Jack stalked the corporate giant using cloud technology. 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
4912 OH! I must have misunderstood - no actual giant for me - just giant profits for you! 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
4913 Sorry, kid, residential is down the block 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
4914 Reaching the heights of success with bean stalk . Together we can achieve anything when opportunity gives our door knock. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4915 We are Working together in same direction. 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
4916 Great, another Gen Y CEO. 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
4917 Is this Giant Take Over 101? 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4918 Bean stalks are up, up, can I help you? 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
4919 The wealthy continue to get wealthy. As long as the poor doesn’t have magic beans, our secrets are safe 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
4920 Hi, I’m looking for an Art Vandelay 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
4921 Moving to the cloud has proved to be the way to go 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4922 So, what’s your secret Jack? 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
4923 Didn’t we plan it the other way? 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
4924 So as you can see, he's projected to arrive...ah! There he is now. 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
4925 Jack and the magic seed funding 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4926 We’re never going to get through this presentation with these interruptions. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4927 sorry I'm late, I've lost my beans... 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
4928 Damn i just sold 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
4929 We could grind his bones to get that bread 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
4930 Should I keep going for the giant CEO, or settle for middle management? 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4931 ‘How high are we?’ 1.2031 0.06748 64 55 5 4
4932 This level is meeting in the cloud. Cloud computing is the next level. 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
4933 The day the bean counters met. 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
4934 He made the right decision: long magic beans and short cows. 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
4935 Jeez, space is getting limited on the cloud! 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
4936 My team has implemented the impenetrable security measures to protect the goose that lays the golden eggs. 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
4937 Sorry Jack we only offer un paid internships 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
4938 I guess getting to a tech IPO does start with a few magic beans. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
4939 The new strains are creating record yields and unprecedented interests amongst job applicants. 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
4940 Hey kid, weird giant leafy dick! You’re hired! 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
4941 Hey Jack, can you give us your input on beanstalk growth? No one else up here seems to appreciate my contribution. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
4942 Wake up and sell the beans. 1.2000 0.05000 65 52 13 0
4943 Any ideas on what cheese we can blend with our Colby? 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
4944 Here at Green Giant, we've been experiencing some...excuse me...can I help you, sir? 1.2000 0.05000 65 52 13 0
4945 Cloud Storage meeting practicing Social Distancing 1.2000 0.05000 65 52 13 0
4946 Stalk, not stock! 1.2000 0.05000 65 52 13 0
4947 Any thoughts, Jack? 1.2000 0.05000 65 52 13 0
4948 Ah, here's Jack, just in time to update us on that big investment deal. 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
4949 Sorry Andrews,your meeting was moved to conference room three. I sent an email. 1.2000 0.05000 65 52 13 0
4950 Cut the hockey- stick projections, Walter. Trees don’t grow to the sky. 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
4951 I said get @jack from Twitter on the line. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
4952 Next cloud up . . . you'd better hurry, bean shares are plummeting. 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
4953 Zoom call ? 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
4954 I foresee a sharp drop off soon. 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
4955 Fees-high, low-sum! Make your nest-egg golden with this one weird trick... 1.2000 0.05000 65 52 13 0
4956 Beans" , a code word for insider trading 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
4957 It wasn't magic that got us here, it was hard work! 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
4958 Heaven is two clouds up 1.2000 0.05000 65 52 13 0
4959 The agriculture sector is up. 1.2000 0.05000 65 52 13 0
4960 Jack, I've told you not to interrupt when I'm in a Zoom meeting. 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
4961 Even in Beanstockland," Jack mused, "women still have a glass ceiling. 1.2000 0.06279 65 55 7 3
4962 Jack, That's not the ladder to success. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
4963 Jack found our secret meeting place. 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
4964 Get out there, Pinocchio! 1.2000 0.05000 65 52 13 0
4965 I thought this was supposed to be Heaven ! 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
4966 As go beanstalks, so go profits. 1.2000 0.05000 65 52 13 0
4967 We need to stop this trend. Does anybody know where we can get some beans that grow really tall? 1.2000 0.05000 65 52 13 0
4968 Fee Fi Fo Fum Industries Re-evaluates The Big Picture Based on Jack’s Recent Growth! 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
4969 May I introduce Jack and his magic beanstalk. ...and before you ask Phil - No, the beans don't really talk. 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
4970 We're Gianco L.L.C., an insurance company specializing in Theft of Priceless Objects, Magic Bean Fraud and Manslaughter. 1.2000 0.05000 65 52 13 0
4971 Dammit, who’s fairly tale are we in now! 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
4972 Aha - here’s the giants! 1.2000 0.05000 65 52 13 0
4973 Jack and the Bean Stockbrokers 1.2000 0.05000 65 52 13 0
4974 Masks and social distancing are fairy tales, too. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
4975 This is #8. 9 is the next one over. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
4976 And our profits are no fairy tale. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
4977 Sorry to say, Jack, but revenues of 'Jack and the Beanstalk Inc.' have gone through the roof since we went public. 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
4978 Fee-fi-fo-fum. I smell the blood of our target demographic. 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
4979 Jack here knows a thing or two about rising stock. 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
4980 Listen Fee, Fie , Fo and Fum and you two from IT. The number of times the Cloud is being hacked by magic beans continues to rise! 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
4981 Fee-fi-fo-fage, I smell corporate espionage. 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
4982 An Accountant Fairy Tale: Jack and The Bean Counters 1.2000 0.05000 65 52 13 0
4983 Have you seen a little twat that looks just like me? 1.2000 0.05000 65 52 13 0
4984 I thought you said bean climbing, not counting. 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
4985 Early industrial espionage. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
4986 So this new cloud based security will keep us safe from hackers and cyber-criminals, but not magic beans? 1.2000 0.05000 65 52 13 0
4987 Jack? You know you don't work here anymore, Jack. Not after the "Incident". 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
4988 Our beanstalk production success if heavily weighted by one major success. 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
4989 Are those COVID cases or corporate profits?”, Jack inquired 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
4990 We need that chart to be one Jack would readily climb damn it!! 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
4991 Damn! Bean counters again! 1.2000 0.05000 65 52 13 0
4992 Who says, the magic beans are just in fairy tales?? Finally unfaced the conspirators of our land. 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
4993 Dow at record highs.Georgia Won. 1.2000 0.05000 65 52 13 0
4994 Ladies and gentlemen: You all know Jack! 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
4995 ignore him---he's on his way to cloud nine 1.2000 0.06279 65 55 7 3
4996 Seems the cloud is no refuge from industrial espionage by a corporate giant. 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
4997 Jack, you really do aim high! 1.2000 0.05000 65 52 13 0
4998 This is the Amazon cloud, go back to the home page and search the word "giant." 1.2000 0.05000 65 52 13 0
4999 Has the Giant become just another conglomerate? 1.2000 0.06651 65 56 5 4
5000 Those street kids are hard to get away from. 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
5001 Son,I really do work in the "cloud." 1.2000 0.05000 65 52 13 0
5002 And THAT'S how you get to the top! Good old fashioned grit and sweat! All in favor of donating to Diaper Don, say "Aye, yi, yi..."!!! 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
5003 Mmmm, if this is heaven, what can hell be like? 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
5004 This is the iCloud boardroom. Cloud Nine is one tendril up. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
5005 In summary, Jack has certainly had his ups and downs this year..... 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
5006 Jack, tell the giant we love the enthusiasm but we just don’t think golden eggs are the new Bitcoin 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
5007 Wrong bean stock kid. This is GIANTS.inc 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
5008 Jack and the Corporate Giant 1.2000 0.06279 65 55 7 3
5009 The coronavirus has been good for bean sales. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
5010 Please tell me we have more to look forward to than this! 1.2000 0.05000 65 52 13 0
5011 Pay no attention to him. He doesn’t know Jack. 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
5012 Tell Mr. and Mrs. Giant to vacate forthwith, their fee fie for FUM's been rescinded. 1.2000 0.05000 65 52 13 0
5013 I think I can speak for the group here when I say that we’re going to go with the other guy’s beans. 1.2000 0.05000 65 52 13 0
5014 Get your head out of the clouds, Mary and stay focused. I'm not that boring. 1.2000 0.05000 65 52 13 0
5015 I told you Jack...your idea doesn't amount to a hill of beans! 1.2000 0.05000 65 52 13 0
5016 Encountering the dubiously diverse board meeting, Jack realized he was living in a fairy tale. 1.2000 0.06651 65 56 5 4
5017 Where's the pie? 1.2000 0.05000 65 52 13 0
5018 And here you see the rise of magic beans. 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
5019 Hi Jack. We hear that the sales of beans are going up. 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
5020 "We must cut the stalk. Jack is climbing ahead of us..." 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
5021 Here comes the original bean counter. 1.2000 0.05000 65 52 13 0
5022 So Jack, what do you think? Buy more beans? 1.2000 0.05000 65 52 13 0
5023 Margaret, please tell Jack that you are in a meeting. 1.2000 0.05000 65 52 13 0
5024 You think bean futures are a good bet? 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
5025 Don’t listen to him, he don’t know Jack! 1.2000 0.05000 65 52 13 0
5026 Different kind of stock. 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
5027 Cloud 9? More like WeWork. 1.2000 0.05000 65 52 13 0
5028 Despite moving to the security of the cloud, we've, um, discovered that, uh, corporate incidents of stalking..., have... climbed..., uh, rapidly... 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
5029 So this is what they do up in the cloud: Dress up, sit in a chair and look at pictures! 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
5030 Ignore him. Meeting in the cloud like this doesn’t make fairytale growth organic. 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
5031 No, no, no. I need gold, not gold futures. 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
5032 We're holding our meeting in the cloud, but you need a mask, Jack! 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
5033 Rupert, Alicia, your projections appear to be based upon a fantasy. ... Yet, they may be willing to bet the farm on it. 1.2000 0.05000 65 52 13 0
5034 As you can see, our magic bean stock has completely skyrocketed. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
5035 Oh hi Jack! We've been anxiously awaiting your arrival since March. 1.2000 0.05000 65 52 13 0
5036 I have just one word of advice for you: beans! 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
5037 Despite our new pricing structure, I guess you would have to call these results "Fee high- ho-hum" 1.2000 0.05000 65 52 13 0
5038 Take a seat, Jack. We're jsut getting started. 1.2000 0.05000 65 52 13 0
5039 Perfect timing. Jack, here, will update us on bean futures. 1.2000 0.05000 65 52 13 0
5040 How high should I go? Up or down? I cannot go sideways! 1.2000 0.05000 65 52 13 0
5041 Stalk-holders weren’t invited to this meeting, were they? 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
5042 Jack is late again. Where on earth has he been? 1.2000 0.05000 65 52 13 0
5043 If you’re looking for the CEO, get off at Cloud 9. 1.2000 0.05000 65 52 13 0
5044 Jack here, representing stalks. 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
5045 I think this goes up exponentially. 1.2000 0.05000 65 52 13 0
5046 He thinks we deal in bean stalks. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 7 2
5047 Well, I think we can amortize your losses on the beef and dairy liquidation over a three year period... 1.2000 0.05000 65 52 13 0
5048 Jack finally made it to the top of the corporate stalk 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
5049 As you can see, we are climbing to take down the big consumers. 1.2000 0.05000 65 52 13 0
5050 Oh, thats why the package said "magic bean counters." 1.2000 0.05000 65 52 13 0
5051 And here's Jack with another fantastical P&L statement. 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
5052 Reality check, Jack. The actual giant is a cloud-based multinational merchandiser. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
5053 You're not in our bubble, kid, so please leave. 1.2000 0.05000 65 52 13 0
5054 Dairy futures trending up in the cloud, Jack questions his recent trade. 1.2000 0.05000 65 52 13 0
5055 You are all full of beans, every man Jack of you. 1.2000 0.05000 65 52 13 0
5056 As you can see, we're in the middle of a fart cloud. And it only goes up from here. 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
5057 Someone's been climbing up the corporate beanstalk. 1.2000 0.05000 65 52 13 0
5058 Well what did you THINK you would find at the top of the corporate beanstalk? 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
5059 Stop stalking our stocks on your stalk, Jack. 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
5060 Let's get to the next chart with its four bullet points: fee, fie, foh, and fum. 1.2000 0.05000 65 52 13 0
5061 Release the monster aphids. 1.2000 0.06279 65 55 7 3
5062 You have no frame of reference here, Jack. You’re like a child who wanders into the middle of a movie... 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
5063 You’re late again, Jack. Next time take the elevator 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
5064 From the looks of that chart, I'm just going to keep climbing 1.2000 0.05000 65 52 13 0
5065 Tell the giant magic beans are going up. 1.2000 0.05000 65 52 13 0
5066 Golden Goose Enterprises anticipates continued uninterrupted revenue growth. 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
5067 Ladies and gentlemen, as predicted by our bean growth model, here is Jack! 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
5068 Jack discovers bean counters in the cloud. 1.2000 0.05000 65 52 13 0
5069 hmm, maybe Nine is further up? 1.2000 0.05000 65 52 13 0
5070 Off to bigger and better things already? 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
5071 Hey guys, sorry to interrupt, but I could not find you on a CD. 1.2000 0.05000 65 52 13 0
5072 Magic bean sales are up but there's the threat of hostile takeover from the Giant 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
5073 Climbing the corporate ladder: “I should have kept the cow” 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
5074 Only if you’d listened, when I told you it was a better idea to hold the meeting in New York office. 1.2000 0.05000 65 52 13 0
5075 These Cloud Meetings are getting on my beans! 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
5076 Sorry jack, you say cryptocurrency? 1.2000 0.05000 65 52 13 0
5077 meetings on the cloud aren't as fun as you might think. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
5078 And if you look to your left, you’ll find further evidence of our ongoing stalk growth 1.2000 0.05000 65 52 13 0
5079 Fee-fi-fo-fum. I smell fries and a hamburger bun. Food guy is here. Let's break for lunch. 1.2000 0.05000 65 52 13 0
5080 I did not know they convene without masks up here. 1.2000 0.05000 65 52 13 0
5081 You may be wondering why you’re working in heaven, you all forgot to update your emails with OOO 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
5082 ‘Is that how you climb a career ladder?’ 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
5083 We expect an upward trajectory for Jack. 1.2000 0.05000 65 52 13 0
5084 Hm... nowadays everything is in the cloud. 1.2000 0.05000 65 52 13 0
5085 If there is a will, there is a way 1.2000 0.05000 65 52 13 0
5086 Sales have been through the stratosphere 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
5087 Jack misread the memo of climbing the corporate ladder not corporate beanstalk. 1.2000 0.05000 65 52 13 0
5088 Jack, nothing to worry about. As you can see here, your stalk has been steadily climbing the charts. 1.2000 0.05000 65 52 13 0
5089 Hey dickhead, trying to have a meeting here! Do you mind? 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
5090 Guys, Apple stalk is up, but 2021 is all about Bean! 1.2000 0.05000 65 52 13 0
5091 Oh! You mean corporate giants! 1.2000 0.05000 65 52 13 0
5092 Storks 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
5093 The wealth trickes down, sir. No need to peak. 1.2000 0.05000 65 52 13 0
5094 Did you forget to pull out the weeds again? 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
5095 Maybe you can convince them the stalk market is real 1.1940 0.04868 67 54 13 0
5096 So this the zoom cloud world on top of the tree. 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
5097 As you can see, fees and financing will rise for the fund under management. 1.1935 0.06438 62 53 6 3
5098 He retired when he ran out of big ideas. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
5099 When I asked for an outside hire it was not for another bean counter. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
5100 Jack, our production VP, will now introduce his promotional theme jingle “Beans, beans, the musical fruit”. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
5101 We're the 'Higher Power." You think you're living a fairy tale? 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
5102 Don't look. We've already got too many other problems to deny right now. 1.1935 0.06438 62 53 6 3
5103 You’ve chosen an odd mode of transport son, but you have gained access to the ICloud. As you can plainly see, the bean stock is growing to gigantic proportions. 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
5104 Jack's the first product of our in-depth intern program 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
5105 Today's cloud computing wouldn't exist without Jack's cloud commuting. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
5106 Wrong beanstalk again 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
5107 I then learned that climbing the corporate ladder meant promotion and climbing the corporate beanstalk was committee for promotion. 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
5108 This is good work overall, Ken, but let's not sleep on soybean futures. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
5109 I think he moved to San Francisco back in the '50s. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
5110 Stemming education for the brute near the root. 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
5111 As you can see, the Covid cases are increasing. I say we unmask and resort to thin air to kill the virus! If jack can do it, so can we! 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
5112 Business is booming after the advent of no-poach agreements 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
5113 Let's hope for a strong net for the coming fall. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
5114 Jack and the Giant Bean Stocks 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
5115 Looks like another start-up trying to rip off part of our golden egg. 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
5116 Old brokers never die, they just float away... 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
5117 Good resume - he lead the team to steal votes for Biden 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
5118 You don’t get here on time, Jack. You don’t get a chair, plus? This isn’t casual Friday so go back and change. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
5119 As the young Jack’s own stalk grew, so did his rising interest in all trades. 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
5120 Thumbs up! 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
5121 Be careful. There is a GIANT market up there! 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
5122 We need a giant public awareness plan and slogan to discourage the English from corporate espionage. 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
5123 What are you looking at me for? I don't know beans about cloud computing. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
5124 That leaf looks like Robin Hood. 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
5125 DOESN’T NEED A CAPTION! LOL FUNNY AS IT IS. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
5126 Jack watched on his beanstalk. 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
5127 Please join us on this cloud presentation 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
5128 OMG. Already Giant Seed Company is offering me 49% ownership if I give them my story. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
5129 I won't tell if you won't. 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
5130 Stalks are up? Stalks? 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
5131 Pay attention this is important. That ain't Jack 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
5132 It's a car company, but we are going to Mars. 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
5133 We'd like to buy you off. 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
5134 No, that’s the beancounter stalk, the beanstalk is one block over. 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
5135 FYI, the big man upstairs might try to smell your blood. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
5136 The actual golden goose is in China 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
5137 Giant Corporation is going through the roof ? Who knew? 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
5138 As you can see, there’s been 100% growth in beanstalk. 1.1935 0.06438 62 53 6 3
5139 Watch out for the V. 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
5140 This is the new exponential ! 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
5141 This is a private meeting, Buster!!! 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
5142 Cattle is a definite Buy. 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
5143 Next time check the package, this is "Corporate Giant Bean Stocks." 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
5144 Jack, we're here, now show us the rising stock. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
5145 Can I borrow your hat to cover my bald head? 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
5146 For the record: shorting beans worldwide with the beginning of tomorrow. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
5147 You there, Elf, yeah, Christmas, er, I mean holiday decorations is one floor up. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
5148 I was looking for a “Beanstalk” escape, but the chart is looking no different up here. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
5149 Yes, Jenkins, as I said, the profit margin would be even higher if that Lilliputian boy hadn’t absconded with my son’s lucky farming attire. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
5150 You're just in time. We figure you have another half mile to go. 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
5151 Based on these projections, we need to add capacity at the Pearly Gates and in Heaven itself as quickly as possible. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
5152 No, it's not the 'stalk' market! And no magic beans involved! 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
5153 I agree, all the indicators are positive, assuming no disruptive technologies. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
5154 Yes, beans, dinero, clams, do-re-mi . . . it's all soaring magically up here. But now I think it's time for you to return home, Jack." 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
5155 'Sup,Jack? 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
5156 The beans were a loss leader. 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
5157 Maybe we need to be short on *cows* and *loooong* on magic beans? 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
5158 Notice all the dips. If you add them all together they show the total is much less. My boss likes this. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
5159 What's next, Jack? The Sherman Act? 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
5160 WTF!! 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
5161 The bean counter finally made it! 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
5162 Jack, hi! We’re in The Cloud and so is all our data storage. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
5163 ...and as the stalk climbed...so did the Cloud Nine 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
5164 I warned you all about the increase in magic bean sales! 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
5165 We'l have four lattes with soy milk, two Americanos, and one half-caf with almond milk. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
5166 Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you the latest innovation in corporate communications: The Living Power Point! 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
5167 Jack, I'm so glad you joined us to analyze the giant risk in be a futures. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
5168 Jack, the GIANT corporation rejects your hostile takeover ! 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
5169 My money is on the kid 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
5170 Amazing what you can see from up here! 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
5171 Our proposal is to end magic beanstalks forever. All in favor, say, Oh, Yeah, man. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
5172 Jack, you're way out on a limb, buddy. We're the friendly giants. We invest in bean-guys like you! At Fee-fi-fo-fum Ventures, we smell the blood of profit, from seed round to bean round, and we see serious high growth potential here. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
5173 What are you looking at, Jack? These giants aren't going to kill themselves. 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
5174 FEE...FI...FO....r our next quarter’s sales we- 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
5175 Jack, you just worry about our beanstock price, ok? 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
5176 Have I gone back in time?! These people are meeting in a office! 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
5177 The only giants you’ll find up here is us corporate giants. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
5178 The B.S. off the chart and up in the clouds. 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
5179 No, Jack. I didn’t say sky high stalk projections. 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
5180 For the record, I want to make it clear that Magic Beans do not give anyone permission to attend a meeting of Magic Beancounters. 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
5181 Yes, we're seeing unprecedented growth in our bean stocks. 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
5182 Headed for a downfall? Get your head out of the clouds, Talbot. You don't know jack! 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
5183 Everyone, this is Jack -- he's in charge of growth for the bean-stock division. 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
5184 As you can see, our bean stocks are at an all time high and sky’s the limit! 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
5185 I would have thought Magic Bean counters would be more exciting 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
5186 Sorry, we're not taking any amateur investors. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
5187 He thought to himself; considering the meeting’s location, shouldn’t he be using a pie chart? 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
5188 Your family will respect you far more if you join us in Middle Management. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
5189 Golden goose no...golden parachute yes 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
5190 We're not interested in that kind of growth stock. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
5191 We shall not worry. Everything is under control. We are safe. 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
5192 Jack, what do you think you are doing climbing up here. This room is just for major investors, not for someone growing a mutant bean plant 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
5193 Perhaps we should reconsider our investment in magic beans. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
5194 Has beans 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
5195 Magic Beans? No thanks, we're investing in Monthly Average Users. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
5196 As you can see, The Giants portfolio did much better than expected this quarter. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
5197 To bad you spent all your money on magic beans. We could have let you in on the ground floor of our new venture capital fund. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
5198 Sorry Jack. Giant corporations have replaced the giant. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
5199 Did someone say the price of beans is going up? 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
5200 You climbed the wrong vine. We got here from Davos. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
5201 As you can see from our chart, bean stocks are way up! 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
5202 No. This is Cloud 1 - Marketing. Giants and Golden Geese are on Cloud 4. 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
5203 Damn, the stocks are pretty high, huh? 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
5204 Keep going. We predict strong growth in the field. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
5205 Giants Almagamated? That's one cloud up. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
5206 As you can see, the stock is going up. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
5207 No, son, I don't see any irony in your magic beans leading you to a room full of bean counters. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
5208 It's clear that our products will continue to be popular, assuming of course that the Green Giant stays healthy. 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
5209 Fee Fie Fo Fum. I smell the runup to a market crash. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
5210 Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell some insider trading's been done. 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
5211 Bean stock futures are up! 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
5212 Hey, buddy, wanna make fifty bucks? Keep climbing until I flip the chart, then let go. I want to prove a point. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
5213 Hey you it's Jack I think . We are here to inform you as we are covid experts that what goes up is coming down now. Look out! Thelma Fields Antioch, Calif. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
5214 As you can see from this next slide, since BREXIT, the market for Englishman's Ground Bone Stew has been a rare bright spot 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
5215 Seriously? Right when we've cornered the market, the giant-slayer shows up. 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
5216 Don't know anything about a golden egg, but goose oil futures are through the roof! 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
5217 Fee-fi-fo-fanders, I smell the blood of Bernie Sanders! 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
5218 Peek into cloud 9 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
5219 I guess that's what you get, when you buy beans from a bean counter. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
5220 It looks like stocks are on the rise. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
5221 You can keep the beanstalk, Jack. We are content with these record fourth quarter earnings 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
5222 And as you can see, Dr Oz's recent endorsement has driven a dramatic surge in magic bean sales this quarter. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
5223 Screw your old stock market. I want the goose-that-laid-the-golden-egg back. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
5224 Hey, what do you know..and I didn't even use the ladder 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
5225 Oh gosh, the ground level seems much funnier! 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
5226 My name is Jack,and I'm looking for the bean counters. 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
5227 He's one of our competitors masquerading as a character in a fairy tale. 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
5228 With magic bean sales steadily increasing I think it’s safe to say that the big guy will be pleased. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
5229 Every minute a dream dies 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
5230 Do you have any idea how high! you are 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
5231 Giants of consultancy? 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
5232 Our next Cloud Computing assignment is not full of beans. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
5233 Instead of a Power Point, I've asked an expert to walk us through the boom in legumes. 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
5234 Jack was suspicious of the upward trend Fee-fi-fo-fum Industries was reporting to its board members. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
5235 Jack, don't interrupt. We're having an important discussion about the growth rate of the beanstalk's stocks. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
5236 Up you go, Jackie. These giant's aren't going to off themselves. 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
5237 Our committee has replaced the giant’s cloud service. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
5238 Jack and the soybean stock. 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
5239 No, no, it's *stalks* are on the rise!" - Jac 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
5240 Excuse me sir, IT has informed me our Cloud accounts have just been Jacked! 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
5241 This is the profit from your Beanstalk investment. Isn't that right, Jack? 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
5242 The original iCloud storage! 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
5243 I think someone found an old GMO bean seed when we used to meet on Earth. 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
5244 Our ace commodities analyst has arrived 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
5245 Our stalks continue to rise this quarter. 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
5246 Those "BEAN counters" will be upset when I come back down with GOLD 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
5247 Is this the G.I.A.N.T? 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
5248 Jack, you're allergic to Jill-a strong woman. Allergies preclude the vaccine, little guy. 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
5249 I have to stop buying the discount beans! 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
5250 Jack’s stalking the Cloud 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
5251 Keep you head out of the clouds. Nothing grows to the sky. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
5252 That's MY cloud ! 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
5253 Stock! Not stalk. It’s called a homonym...Duh! 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
5254 Wow, they’ve really taken cloud computing to new heights 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
5255 'Iam happy to report that our sales in beanstalks, are way up!" 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
5256 Profits should remain sky-high, assuming the bean counters are kept at arm's length. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
5257 All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
5258 Fees for our services are not high enough... Fine job this month by R&D... Faux pas in Advertising slipped by... Fumbles in Shipping... 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
5259 We expect continued sales growth for our golden goose eggs. 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
5260 Just because we’re a cloud company, don’t think you’ll be finding gold. 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
5261 Fees have doubled since adopting the FIFO model, and we fumbled our last sale. 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
5262 So I was born in England, I still don’t understand why you have to leave so soon. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
5263 Growth? You call that growth? We're going to wake up one day and some schmo will have shot right past us. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
5264 This explains why the bean counters have us five short. 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
5265 Ever since the recent cloud updates, the giants haven't really been the same around here. 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
5266 As you can see, Giant Inc stocks continue to rise. 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
5267 If we came all the way up here for a rising stock pun then the only one receiving severance will be that plant. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
5268 The wrapper said there'd be giants... 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
5269 Ask you can see here, if you eat your beans, covid will rise 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
5270 Jack had always prided himself on being an independent businessman, realizing only too late that he’d created just one more corporate ladder. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
5271 Guess this isn’t where everyone has been getting those golden gooses... 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
5272 yes I know I said the Cloud was the future, but hear me out 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
5273 ‘The agricultural meeting is one cloud over’ 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
5274 It still grows. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
5275 glad you can join us jack. you will want to know of this giant threat trend were seeing 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
5276 Turns out Waldo was just stuck in a meeting this whole time. 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
5277 Finally playing with the big boys 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
5278 The magic bean market has been booming in 2020. Turns out we just needed to frame it as a multilevel marketing opportunity. 1.1935 0.06438 62 53 6 3
5279 Skyscraper window cleaning in a parallel universe 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
5280 Hi, excuse me...I'm Jack. I booked Cloud 9 for 2 o'clock. Can you guys wrap it up? 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
5281 Data show’s that instagram competitions are more profitable than copywriters - you know what to do. 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
5282 JJack says, "what's the name of the goose who lays the golden stock egg this week?" The answer yelled by all at the same time; "Air BandB." 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
5283 Keeeep climbing little Buddy! And never wake up 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
5284 As you can see, when we modify the seed with our new anti-brobdingnagian enzyme, the survival rate significantly increases. 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
5285 I was told there’d be giants 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
5286 You can't do this with a bitcoin! 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
5287 Oh, 'they' had the vaccine all along 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
5288 Tom will be on the vine until he clears the privacy training to secure cloud information 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
5289 Bean Stock Exchange 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
5290 Hello Jack. Did you bring the cocaine? 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
5291 You’re ten minutes late again Jack 1.1935 0.06438 62 53 6 3
5292 Just thought I'll pop in, let you know guys you completely screwed up down there this year 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
5293 and you can see since out encounter with jack, our magic bean stock has gone up significantly! 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
5294 And there we have it, ladies and gentlemen. 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
5295 Sorry young man, but this is the Green Giant's level the Giant with the Golden Goose is about 6 more levels up. . 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
5296 Are you guys seeing this? 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
5297 ...and that is how robinhood traders finally found the market makers. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
5298 And as you can see, the stock in magic beans is just going up and up and up. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
5299 Wrong altitude 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
5300 Get down guys, you need your feet on the ground 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
5301 Well, seems like for this company the sky truly is the limit 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
5302 Fee-fi-fo-FOMO 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
5303 We should focus on organic growth. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
5304 Now that we've finished discussing our magic bean holdings, let's discuss our crypto positions. 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
5305 No pot of gold here, Jack. Would you settle for stock options? 1.1905 0.04987 63 51 12 0
5306 Jack caught insider trading the family cow so his stalk would go up. 1.1905 0.04987 63 51 12 0
5307 Hey Mr. over there, shut up. You don't know Jack! 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
5308 No gold Jack,just an iCloud meeting. 1.1905 0.04987 63 51 12 0
5309 As you can see from this chart, you are only about halfway up. 1.1905 0.04987 63 51 12 0
5310 Ah, yes, I almost forgot--what about beanstalk futures? 1.1905 0.04987 63 51 12 0
5311 This tells us that sales of magic beans are up 25% year over year. 1.1905 0.04987 63 51 12 0
5312 We've had unprecedented growth this quarter. 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
5313 I know it's dangerous, but egg futures are sunny side up 1.1905 0.04987 63 51 12 0
5314 “We’re a giant conglomerate. You want the vine next door.” 1.1905 0.06343 63 54 6 3
5315 Despite record corporate profits, your bonuses will be Jack. We may throw a few beans your way. 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
5316 Next you'll tell me they use magic beans to spy on us! 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
5317 No wonder the Giant is so feared ! 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
5318 The giant diversified just in time! 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
5319 Only ups, no downs from here on. 1.1905 0.04987 63 51 12 0
5320 Maybe this won’t go as well as last time. 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
5321 Great, now they're sending Sustainability over to interrupt our Cloud Marketing meeting 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
5322 Maybe I shouldn't just be counting beans... 1.1875 0.04917 64 52 12 0
5323 This takes 'giant' to a whole new level. 1.1875 0.04917 64 52 12 0
5324 Jack, until your beans are decrimialized, you'll have to continue to phone it in. 1.1875 0.04917 64 52 12 0
5325 OMG. Once you see Pinocchio, you know you're in the clouds. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
5326 Our seeds business continues on a strong growth trajectory. 1.1875 0.04917 64 52 12 0
5327 ... recount, schmeecount - those are not even beans anymore 1.1875 0.04917 64 52 12 0
5328 As you can see, Jack continue to go up. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
5329 I didn't have time to examine my data before it evaporated into The Cloud. It looks good, though. 1.1875 0.04917 64 52 12 0
5330 I'd like to call your attention to another way to look at a sales projection. 1.1875 0.04917 64 52 12 0
5331 So until we get some seed money, this cattle company won't be worth beans. 1.1875 0.04917 64 52 12 0
5332 I'd like to see that dodo bird try to land on my head now. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
5333 I climbed all the way up here for this? I'm jumpin off. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
5334 Hi Jack, we can see what you have bean up to. 1.1875 0.04917 64 52 12 0
5335 I hope I can climb as high as you can. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
5336 Jack considers buying a stratospherically priced stock with the golden eggs he will steal from the giant 1.1875 0.04917 64 52 12 0
5337 Let’s break for 15, the postmates is here 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
5338 That must be one of those social climbing ladders 1.1875 0.04917 64 52 12 0
5339 Jack and the Giant Bean stock traders” meetin 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
5340 Sorry I'm late there was a angry squirrel on my way up 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
5341 As I was saying...ah, err... nothing keeps growing to the sky. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
5342 Prospects are climbing. 1.1846 0.04850 65 53 12 0
5343 No, we’re the FEE FI FO FIRM, LLC. We expect to make a fortune by accelerating global warming. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
5344 Fabulous. All this climbing and it's just bean counter heaven. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
5345 The bean-counters’ conference 1.1846 0.04850 65 53 12 0
5346 The giant is going to eat up those profits when he gets up here! 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
5347 Record sales on Black Friday indicates we can reduce stimulus aid. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
5348 Jack, didn't know which was worse. That guardian angels had gone corporate or that even up here, he'd have to put his mask back on. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
5349 It appears the only obstacle between us and exponential profits is our limited bean production. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
5350 Please accept Jack,a small risk seeking investor with a huge ROI expectancy 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
5351 Where are the giants? 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
5352 You'd be surprised at how nonconfrontational Jack is when offered shareholder dividends. 1.1846 0.04850 65 53 12 0
5353 Just checking on how this open cloud office works! 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
5354 This is the iCloud sir, not iSpy 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
5355 bending the curve 1.1846 0.04850 65 53 12 0
5356 High, how's it bean? 1.1846 0.04850 65 53 12 0
5357 Industry giants? You’re overvalued and missed your Q4 goals! 1.1846 0.04850 65 53 12 0
5358 Here is cartoon caption contest entry #1. 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
5359 No, no, this is the 'Boardroom That Lays the Golden Parachutes.' The goose is one level down. 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
5360 Jack froze. He’d almost slipped completely free from the super dull board meeting when Jerry spotted him. Guess Jack could kiss this year’s holiday bonus goodbye, even though Giant-meat sales were clearly projected to keep rising… 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
5361 As you can see, utilizing cloud services has aloud us to grow a giant amount of wealth. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
5362 He’s joining outside the cloud. 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
5363 I just dropped in to say that this meeting could easily have been done digitally and you’re all assholes. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
5364 Should core product growth remain our sole focus? 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
5365 No, streamlining operations, we downsized the hen, negatively maximizing profit. That chart is executive compensation. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
5366 Too bad the bean counters couldn't take their growth with them. 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
5367 Reminds me of the fees for our FIFO fumbles in asset-management. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
5368 This is greed. Earthly paradise is three levels up. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
5369 Fee-fi-fo-fum. I smell the blood of our intern Stan. 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
5370 Yes, the report does indeed indicate a giant quarter. At least that’s what the bean counters are telling us. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
5371 We are trying to increase production of your beans! 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
5372 You have an impressive stalk position, but the market says bean futures are down. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
5373 If this is heaven, send me to hell. 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
5374 Our research team tells us cows will outperform magic bean futures. 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
5375 The genetically modified beans are a success and that patent troll can fee-fi-fo-fum all he wants. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
5376 The Tale of Jack and The Bean Counters, or How I Learned to Repurpose Myself and Become Less Redundant 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
5377 I thought you wanted your stalk to go up?” -Paige Samson Wyant, Sarasota, F 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
5378 Jack, would you please stop stalking the bean futures? 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
5379 Turns out our bean counting strategy has really goosed the egg market. CEO Fum is pleased. 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
5380 I don't think we are the bean counters you were looking for, Jack. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
5381 As extreme as it may seem,these numbers prove beyond doubt the imminent breaking of the fourth wall. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
5382 Welcome to the 26th sigma! 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
5383 Can't think of a caption ,,,,,but......did you see the one about Trump with the lame duck and the Michigan hunter? 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
5384 ....and if we keep up this trend one day we'll be a giant.... 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
5385 Why, hello, young one-we've been expecting you. 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
5386 Hello, Jack. Your bean business has been acquired by the Angelic Conglomerate. 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
5387 Very good Fo. Fi and Fum, we haven't heard from you today 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
5388 Haha, kid! Green’s our favorite color, too! 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
5389 Jack be damned. I knew we shouldn't have invested in candle sticks. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
5390 Adult fairytale: Jack and the Bean Counters 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
5391 The Giant took a stock buyout and moved to the Caymans. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
5392 Hold on everyone, it's another one of those "beaners." No, no, I didn't mean it in a racist way, Guillermo-- that is your name, right? I just mean, the guy is climbing a BEAN STALK. Get it? Nevermind, you millennials get offended by everything. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
5393 Baaah, Baaah, Baaah Baaah Transl- off to find gold 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
5394 Fi fi fo fum, I smell the blood of an anti-capitalist. 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
5395 The wrong one 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
5396 This is Pulses and Peas. The Beans talk is one cloud up. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
5397 Help arrives for the bean counters. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
5398 Welcome. The magic beanstalk has brought you to the land of giant stock market returns. No poison Apple here, as long as the Fed floats us along. 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
5399 I'm sorry. Accounting is two floors down. 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
5400 Assuming no supply chain issues, we think the market for Golden Eggs will only improve. 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
5401 Jack here is our new cow-arbitrage consultant. 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
5402 Fee-fi-fo-fum! We'll Get This Kid's Cash Before We're Done Rich or Not We May Not Know But We'll Take It All and Make Some Dough 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
5403 Fee fi fo fum, I smell the blood of, to be P.C., a person of a specific national origin. 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
5404 We all agree Jack, the more you toot the better we feel, so let's eat those damn beans for every meal. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
5405 From what I can see, bean futures are looking up again. 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
5406 Fe, Fi, Fo, Fum, I smell corporate fraud. 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
5407 Who do you think has been keeping this cloud afloat? 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
5408 At the top of every beanstalk lies our disappointments 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
5409 The annual report from company head quarters on Cloud Nine is that Green Giant Co. stock is soaring after acquiring magic beans from its primary stalkholder, Jack. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
5410 Since the new administration dismantled the soybean tariff on China... the ...ahhh... 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
5411 I've asked Jack to help represent the projected growth if you'll invest in my magic beans. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
5412 This is the Magic Bean Stock team. The Magic Bean Stalk group is two clouds over and to your left. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
5413 As you can see, cow futures are really going up. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
5414 Good for Jack, Bad for Beanstalk and monster, A solution to an end to Poverty Found 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
5415 Our stock of golden eggs is forecast to grow steadily. 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
5416 I thought the magic beans were supposed to make me rich and instead I got magical thinking from bean counters! 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
5417 So Jill, does this answer your question about our publicity sprouting? 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
5418 Don’t pay him any attention. He sold the family cow for magic beans and now hopes heaven can be a place on earth. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
5419 What? You mean THAT's gold? 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
5420 Based on my experience, your growth trajectories are too conservative. 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
5421 Sir, how do I get to the other side? - You are on the other side. 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
5422 The giant is in the bathroom puking because he said he could smell your blood. 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
5423 *Sigh*, the higher I climb the higher the stocks go. 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
5424 As I was saying, trees don't grow to the sky. 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
5425 You see here the rise in the price of beans... 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
5426 …and we project a steady rise in profits if we grind his bones. 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
5427 ...and she felt someone looking over her shoulder since Jack said he is always wanted to learn everything about the iCloud. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
5428 It's the taxes on these giant capital gains that are scary 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
5429 Yeah, so There’s a future in beans. Then what? 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
5430 So, how's the skiing? 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
5431 "Yes, there is an uncanny correlation between growth in cloud operations and beanstalks." 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
5432 As you can see, we have gone from bean counting, to exponential growth leading the Stalk index. Would you agree, Jack? 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
5433 The stalk meeting was moved to cloud 497. 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
5434 That must be a “Theycloud”?!! 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
5435 Shares of Jack's stalk are now valued at 6.4 cows and are predicted to hit 7 cows plus a mule by market close. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
5436 Hello, Sills. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
5437 The castle has been acquired by the firm of Fee, Fi, Fo & Fum. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
5438 A giant? Well then, you might want to try the next beanstalk over! Mike Perry, Eden NC 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
5439 @Jack Always more spy than participant. 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
5440 I appreciate the enthusiasm, Jack, but the memo said we would be discussing growth projections for bean stocks. 1.1833 0.06506 60 52 5 3
5441 We could increase our profits be creating a "Fi-fo-fum" fee. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
5442 I was expecting a giant, but a giant industry company is OK too. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
5443 Management thought he was not scary enough. 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
5444 Wanna be Jack of all trades ! 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
5445 Oh great, looks like another bean counter from accounting. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
5446 You're wasting your time Jack, we converted everything to cryptocurrency. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
5447 If this is heaven, I want to go to hell. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
5448 So these are the tech giants... 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
5449 Do they have any idea that NATURE DOES EXIST, to brighten their day, even for a MOMENT IN TIME, like taking a COFFEE BREAK & look out a window. 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
5450 Giant beanstalks with mischievous children on them have been really outperforming this quarter 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
5451 Wow these industry giants aren’t so scary.. 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
5452 You’ve heard of Elf With A Mowhawk; here’s Jack and The Vine 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
5453 Is he going for that vaccine? 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
5454 Fee, fi, fo, fin. Ideas to improve our profit margin? 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
5455 If we want to be big, we need to think big 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
5456 You think your revenue growth is giant? You should see who I’m about to meet. 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
5457 Geesh, this monster’s even worse than the last one. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
5458 Who’s this Bean Stalker? 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
5459 I was told stalk prices are increasing in value? 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
5460 As you can see, stock in beans is rising in profitability almost as fast as Jack can climb that beanstalk. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
5461 Looks like we’re going to have to relocate Amazon H2Q yet again 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
5462 Damn. Even in the cloud we’re not safe from corporate spies. 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
5463 Excuse me, Jack, suit and tie are required for our board meetings. 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
5464 HELP, They are here too! 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
5465 When I said I was hunting giants, I didn’t expect industry giants. 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
5466 Sure, our meetings are literally recorded to the cloud, but I wouldn't say that makes us a 'giant' in the industry. 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
5467 Jack and the Bean Counters —David G., Glencoe, IL 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
5468 Are you high? 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
5469 Well looks like we need a bean recount 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
5470 Stalks in the cloud" actually makes a lot more sense than "stocks in the Cloud" if you think about it. 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
5471 What about Jack in the Beanstalk in the Cloud? 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
5472 Jack thought he could climb his way out of COVID, but little did he know... 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
5473 Imposter syndrome 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
5474 I regret I didn’t EAT the beans. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
5475 Fee Fi Fo Fum? Stop using F words, Jack! 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
5476 I'll keep climbing up as long as this trend continues. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
5477 Our shares in magic beans have sky rocketed overnight, truly we are the corporate giants now! 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
5478 @#%* corporate takeovers ruin everything! 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
5479 This is the soybean futures meeting. The Enchanted Bean futures meeting is being held on Cloud Nine. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
5480 How Jack invented cloud computing. 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
5481 Learn a trade, kid. This is the shitz! 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
5482 Jack, can you explain how one goose can lay golden eggs?" 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
5483 Everyone, this is the "golden egg short" I was speaking of. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
5484 So they like it all? Gender-swapped reboots? Superhero movies? TV shows about being 25 years old and getting laid constantly, but also having anxiety? Really? Still!?!? Well I'll be dipped in shit — we can knock off early. Everyone gets a raise! 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
5485 Our consultant, Jack, is here for a discussion of our cash cow, golden goose, poor trading of assets, and chopping down an overgrown area. I expect some personnel to be axed. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
5486 How did you find out about the corporate beanstalk? 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
5487 So you accept the offer of beans and stalk options? 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
5488 Jack! I see you have received the beans. Glad you could make it. Take a seat. 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
5489 The giant retired last year. If you're Jack, he said to tell you that he bought the slaughter house near the market and "Fee, Fi, F you 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
5490 After the Goya marketing disaster, I really can't understand why bean stocks are still on the rise... 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
5491 You've heard of cloud computing? This is cloud consulting. 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
5492 And second quarter growth in bean stalks was even higher than us giants expected. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
5493 Sorry for being late, you wouldn’t believe the traffic on the beanstalk this morning. 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
5494 Hi Jack, You're welcome to join our cloud meeting, 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
5495 I thought you said ‘pull yourself up by your beanstalks.’ 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
5496 Prop comics go the other way. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
5497 The IT guy should have known our meeting was in the cloud today! 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
5498 Jack, get the hell down that beanstalk! 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
5499 You there. You seem to be a fast climber. Would you like to join our Board of Directors? 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
5500 So this is what it looks like at the top of the K-shaped-economy! 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
5501 I told you that decision to list Our Father’s house on AirBnB would pay off! 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
5502 Fee fi fo fum, here is a chart of our monthly income. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
5503 Jack discovers the real Green Giant. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
5504 This new development was not predicted by my stalk projections 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
5505 Jack, please join us. We were just discussing how wonderful it will be when tax breaks for the rich start trickling down to working families. 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
5506 Our projection say we can stay hidden up here until 2027. Quick everyone hide! 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
5507 No wonder 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
5508 Please tell me this is just another stress dream. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
5509 hey Jack . For success , climbing a pea isn't enough. You have to hard-work so u can grow like a giant pea plant 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
5510 . "The Jack-bean stock is rising guys. We can start building castles in the sky now. " 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
5511 I was told it was a ladder. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
5512 Why did I grow up? 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
5513 Ah jack, we’re tracking the stock market before we land on Earth as humans again. Planning in advance you see. 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
5514 I just had to see how meetings are stored in the Cloud! 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
5515 The Giant and the Bean Stalk meeting is the next cloud over. 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
5516 This is cloud management. The CEO is three clouds up. 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
5517 Jack in the Beanstalk sees the real giants of big business and their projected gold. 1.1695 0.06466 59 52 4 3
5518 Marketing team, we must think outside the box. The Magic Bean business has been very good to us, but it won't last forever. 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
5519 Now,how can I make my bean-stock rise like that...? 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
5520 This is the Nineteenth floor, Acquisitions Department. You want Headquarters up on Forty-Two. 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
5521 Young Jack here is going to help explain "Growth Economy". 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
5522 Wait, this is the rising stalk? 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
5523 Jack's got the right idea; profits should go through the roof versus a gradual climb replete with peaks and, heaven forfend, valleys! 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
5524 Fee-Fi-Fo-Fum! We're taking a fee on the whole sum! 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
5525 We bean-counters recognize a record year when we see one. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
5526 I'd like to propose Jack as our newest "creative". 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
5527 As I said, this is NOT organic growth 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
5528 Cloud stalks are really shooting up. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
5529 Hi guys. Like minds think alike. No Covid up here! 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
5530 Sorry, Jack. Wrong cloud.” Don Dechman Austin, T 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
5531 Those bean counters know how to lose golden eggs! 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
5532 Fe fi fo fum.. let's circle back to Q1. 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
5533 Jack, stop hacking into my iCloud. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
5534 Don't mind him, the elevator isn't working. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
5535 Fee-fi-fo-fum Cash flow projections, here we come. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
5536 You ARE welcome to join us.. but it seems, all things considered, you might have been better off keeping the old cow. 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
5537 Ahhh. Those must be the magic bean counters. 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
5538 Jack discovers that the treasure isn’t gold, it’s insider trading 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
5539 This is NOT what I anticipated when they said they were on 'cloud 9' " 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
5540 My stalk has a greater rate of growth than your stocks. 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
5541 How people were before COVID-19 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
5542 lgnore the flak from the gallery. lt's just another stupid send-up. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
5543 Fe, Fi, Fo, Fum, I smell the blood of a poor man's son. 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
5544 ... And as you can see, this line represents our year end cow-to-magic bean exchange activity. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
5545 As the company CEO I think we should hold off on any decisions until we look further into Bean Futures. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
5546 EXCUSE me! This is a PRIVATE meeting, young man! 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
5547 Hope I'm not too late to apply for that opening in the bean-counting department. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
5548 The Magic Beans IPO is expected to generate stratospheric profits for our angel investors. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
5549 I guess the tales meant (giant) conglomerates 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
5550 our stalks are going up 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
5551 And here we can see amassed growth. 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
5552 Four Seasons Landscaping called, they want their stalkbroker back. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
5553 I was promised a golden egg, not Goldman Sachs 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
5554 Hell, let’s go with beans! 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
5555 As I poked my head above the clouds, the group of seven was plotting to go even higher. 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
5556 We’re doing great except that he makes us feel like just a bunch of bean counters. 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
5557 Holy crap! There is a giant monster. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
5558 I’m sorry we are in a meeting 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
5559 Who said getting access to the ExCo was hard? 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
5560 I thought there would be no more of these boring monthly meetings in Heaven. 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
5561 now to my right 3D representation of the COVID statistics 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
5562 Pay him no mind, that’s just my beanstalker. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
5563 Who would have thought jacking up the prices, would have bean so profitable?! 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
5564 These new 90=pound beans are now our top product at Costco. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
5565 We were just discussing your magic beans 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
5566 I trust we have the goose locked up under a golden parachute...? 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
5567 Fee, fi, fo, fum, I hear the beat of a humdrum drum. 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
5568 Ah ha so, that's how you're going to do it. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
5569 See, it's quite clear, Jim. We reinspected and confirmed there hasn't been any ghost fraud happening down there. Numbers don't lie. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
5570 And, upon returning to the clouds once more, Jack discovered Golden Goose Corp had set its sights on the lucrative bean market... 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
5571 Bean counters can make all the difference. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
5572 Darn it! Another german! 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
5573 Good news, GMO beans saw record profits. Bad news, FDA is investigating our bakery division. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
5574 Bean stalk sales are sky high 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
5575 This short-term growth plan is great! Cancel the guest speaker. 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
5576 We're seeing a rise in "magic beans" ever since we started putting out those instagram ads. Millennials will buy anything! 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
5577 Welcome to the first meeting of the magicbean.com Incubator. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
5578 So during this pandemic, we'll have to tighten things up at the Pearly Gate. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
5579 So you see, it makes preeminent sense to invest in beans. Er...Jack! Where are you going Jack?" 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
5580 There is your proof in rising bread sales. Still laughing at my recommendation that we grind Englishmen bones in with the wheat? 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
5581 As you see, when we uploaded our magic bean sales to the cloud, they were gigantic. 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
5582 I should never have sold the cow! 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
5583 "My God, it's a Bean- Counters Conference !" 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
5584 We’re going to have an insider trading scandal soon. 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
5585 will now have a presentation from our expert bean counter." 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
5586 I get the feeling that this isn't cloud nine. 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
5587 Trump wants to know if any of you have the courage to do the right thing. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
5588 Ah!! Here he is . . . JBS, tell us what it takes for perpetual climb! 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
5589 Jack in the beanstalk reaches the cloud. 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
5590 For 3 beans I will pardon all of you. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
5591 Did he just say "jacked up stock" or "Jack and the bean stalk"? 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
5592 He can stay as long as he doesn't kill the Golden Goose! 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
5593 There is no 'giant' per se at CloudGiant. 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
5594 A sudden correction would devastate Jack's confidence... and that scenario does have me favor the giant. 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
5595 Yes VERY JOLLY why do you ask? 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
5596 When the old man who sold Jack the Magic beans told they could make him rich he never was told he Would need a college degree to collect on it. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
5597 Get your head out of the clouds Jack... the stalk market is climbing. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
5598 We can't dive into magic beans based on the opinion of one share-holder. 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
5599 Jack, this is iCloud. The Giant lives on gCloud which is the 2nd Cloud down. Might want to have the magic beans’ gps serviced! 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
5600 So which one of you is the Man-Eater? 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
5601 Climb with the beans. Fall with the bean counters. 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
5602 Are you from Magic Bean? If so, you're late. 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
5603 So, it appears that solar warming may be on the rise, or not. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
5604 You’re full of beans! 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
5605 you will never reach our level... 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
5606 So, in conclusion, fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell the wages of an American worker. 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
5607 Some angry shareholders want to meet in the lobby. I suggest you use the elevator. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
5608 We are the giants of the modern age. 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
5609 Despite losses in commodity futures, Jack climbed back on the magic beanstalk just in time to eavesdropped on a board meeting of Giant Co. He exposed Operation Fee-fi-fo-fum for the cynical ploy it was and made a bundle short selling options. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
5610 Guess cloud-native is the answer after-all 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
5611 So the news of the vaccine caused everything to get higher huh 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
5612 I don't care what the polling says, there's no way you're going to convince consumers there's such a thing as magic be— 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
5613 Uh, Fee-fi-fo-fum... Lateness is a help to no one... Ok, just grab a seat Jack 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
5614 In person meetings up here, huh? 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
5615 Repeat after me: "ay, lmao" 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
5616 and here you’ll see our elevation over time 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
5617 Hey, this guy didn’t enter his conference code followed by the pound or hash key! 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
5618 Moving to the cloud was supposed to provide added security. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
5619 Heads up! Sell your shares of Giant, Inc. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
5620 So this is where the office is. How come the aMoms and Dads don’t look any happier? 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
5621 While discussing ground reality... shouldn't be they on ground!!! 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
5622 Well, I heard that we would see something huge if we do the 1-for-5 swap: cattle futures for bean futures. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
5623 Working in the cloud. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
5624 As you can see...stalks only go up. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
5625 And as you can see the beanstalk industry continues to climb... 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
5626 Graphs don't lie. You're on cloud 9, kid. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
5627 The hostile takeover specialist and the beanstalk. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
5628 I am sorry ladies and gentlemen, but he leaves us with no choice except to exercise the Fee Fi Fo Fum clause of our corporate charter. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
5629 We wasted our beans and our ethics in the Trump cabinet." 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
5630 I don't know how Y'all got up here, but just remember, there's No Washroom! 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
5631 I smell the blood of an Englishman “ 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
5632 Is this where the goose that lays the golden eggs lives? 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
5633 Fee-fi-fo-foose! We are the modern golden goose. Be he alive, or be he dead, I'll endure this meet to make my bread. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
5634 Looks like the bean stalk folks are doing well. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
5635 No beans, we are bean counters. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
5636 Hi, Jack, did you bring the beans, it's almost lunch time? 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
5637 You’ll regret taking the stock market down, Jack! 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
5638 Our revenue has grown like a weed but we could be headed for a fall if we do not get our head out of the clouds... 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
5639 Jack stalking the COVID stalk. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
5640 As you can see, our stock market value is a reflection of solid, real world performance. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
5641 That doesn't look so good from up here!" "Next time, put some beans in the game! 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
5642 Three words, kid: magic beans futures. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
5643 And I see Jack has gotten away from the research lab to give us his better than anticipated report on soybean futures 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
5644 Yes Jack, you can tell those people who said you had your head in the clouds, that your bean stock has shown real growth recently. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
5645 You must be the Board of the giant conglomerate I just read about. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
5646 Our GMO beans will get our profits sky high 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
5647 Fi, Fi, Fo, Fum, where's my bun of cinnamon? 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
5648 It took a while but I think we're making progress. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
5649 And I'd like to thank Jack for providing access to his conference room here in the cloud for our corporate retreat. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
5650 Excuse me, but can anyone tell me, with everything going up, how do I get down from here? 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
5651 We need a golden egg before the end of the quarter. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
5652 I suppose you giants of industry have a golden nest egg? 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
5653 This is the cardboard industry quarterly sales meeting. We’re meeting in the cloud. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
5654 Seven? Okay. But, stay outside. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
5655 As you can see, beanstock stock continues to go up. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
5656 Magic bean stocks are skyrocketing this quarter 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
5657 This was a long way to go to get a stalk tip. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
5658 Et tu, Covid? 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
5659 Amazon has to do something to protect our market share from the guy named Jack. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
5660 Hello Jack, this is not a fairy tale. You are supposed to steal from the underground midgets. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
5661 Fee Fi Fo Fum... 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
5662 We just joined the Google cloud. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
5663 Should you proceed no further, we can offer you attractive stock options instead of golden eggs with their attendant risk of a 'fee-fi-fo- fum'. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
5664 And up rose Robinhood. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
5665 Jack and his magic beans is a cloud nine mirage,we need terrain firma growth. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
5666 By now you all know Jack, who got us into this mess by insisting we execute the bean stalk option. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
5667 If cautious steps are taken, the bean counters forecast continued sky-high growth. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
5668 Wrong cloud. Try over to the left, south-southwest. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
5669 I guess it's insider trading, but no one will notice since all eyes will be on gold from the enchanted hen. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
5670 In hindsight I probably shouldn't have EATEN the magic beans. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
5671 Jack, buddy! I said I'd be home at five! 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
5672 Toto, I have a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
5673 I like your ambition. But you are too young to come to the table. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
5674 Don’t spill the beans to Giant or we’ll all fall down 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
5675 Extra mayo on those 7 Turkey Clubs! 1.1636 0.06230 55 47 5 2
5676 How much for the beanstalk jack? 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
5677 I say, he is improving; have him climb down and try a few more times. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
5678 You should try our magic beans. They're called capitalism. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
5679 Well I'll be darned. I thought that they went out of business. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
5680 And here we observe the stock market’s rise since 2009. Thanks, Jack, for illustrating its height - and from where it climbed. I suspect next year we will need Jesus himself to demonstrate it’s ascension.” 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
5681 Fee-Fi-Fo-Fum, I smell the Brexit Regret of an Englishman. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
5682 Our alternate universe where everything's great has been discovered!" 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
5683 Looks like it’s time to trim the ivy again. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
5684 This graph tracks the price of soybeans on The Chicago Board of Trade. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
5685 - "Amateurs!" 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
5686 You are just in time, we were discussing soybean commodities. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
5687 My lord! The virus numbers have hit new, unbelievable heights! 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
5688 Only a Giant could dislodge our momentum. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
5689 For some goddamn reason we're having a meeting in the clouds and Jack and his beanstock have appeared. Divine coincidence? Upward trajectory of sales? 2020? 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
5690 can't escape these unromantics. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
5691 So, this is where Joel Osteen's board of advisors meet. Lofty. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
5692 Fee Fi Fo...Bull Market. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
5693 I'm sorry, but the bean stalk does not have the correct slant that shows truebgrowth! 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
5694 Why is Jack still going up the bean stock? Really, now? 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
5695 does this stalk give me shares?" 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
5696 So, as I was saying, the thing about unrestrained growth.... 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
5697 As you can see, the Bean-Stock market is only growing bigger. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
5698 Your here ! The golden goose went this way 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
5699 Jack rise over the clouds. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
5700 I cannot fathom why bean futures are s off the charts. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
5701 I believe he is right about here on the beanstock! 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
5702 As you can see, staff; beans just hit an all-time high as predicted. Giant raises for everyone 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
5703 Improving golden egg production at Fee Fi Fo Inc. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
5704 Our giant is Amazon Cloud, but no one has been able to slay it! 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
5705 I'm sorry son but you'll find that today's giants have multiple levels of system redundancy that ensures corporate resiliency. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
5706 As you can see, we’ve been tracking him, and, oh, here he is! 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
5707 Fee Fie Fo Fum. I smell the blood of a precarious worker. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
5708 And here we have the goose that laid the golden egg. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
5709 I told you that if you had faith, beanstalk futures would payoff. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
5710 Growth, yes. But no giants, I'm afraid. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
5711 I said we need to have more diversity. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
5712 Hardly 'magic.' They're the product of dedication and teamwork with some giant contributions. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
5713 We are projecting virtually no growth in the beanstalk sector until at least the second quarter of next year. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
5714 LET US PLAY 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
5715 Our Covid futures are really soaring - oh, wait, I think we have an intruder from a competing growth company. I'm gonna shut down this presentation for right now. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
5716 ..and we remain bullish on bean-related revenue growth. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
5717 Well folks, as you can see, we are literally floating on a cloud. I want to take this opportunity to point out, I have just used literally correctly for the first time ever. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
5718 Ladies and Gentlemen of the board, as you can see, market growth is up. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
5719 Jack was ashamed he was under dressed for the coronavirus task force cloud meeting. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
5720 As you can see here, sales for Heinz's beans have skyrocketed." 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
5721 We're Managiant Consultants. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
5722 So this is what goes on in heaven? 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
5723 Jack's trajectory does not meet our current expectations. Get the hatchet man. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
5724 And where is the rainbow? 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
5725 There's no reason to beat around the bush. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
5726 Oh, good, you made it. Just starting the meeting of the Bean Board. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
5727 Eyes on your own paper! 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
5728 No, this is the meeting of the gold investment group. The golden harp is on cloud five. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
5729 Magic Beans? Of course rejected that idea.. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
5730 Fortunately, Jack has been investing in aerial stem modification, in anticipation of managing our downfall. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
5731 People check their social media, I am checking my stocks 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
5732 Could you please tell me what level I am on. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
5733 If our CEO makes another motion to follow him down for some magic beans, trust me, don't second it. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
5734 This is the conference room level. The giant lives on the next cloud up. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
5735 Seems as though stocks have grown in more ways than one. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
5736 I heard your discussion about stalks. Would you be interested in an exchange? 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
5737 Jack, have you finished the market report on magic beans yet? 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
5738 No thanks, we have just the right color mix of Board Members 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
5739 The higher our bean sales, the closer you get to meet your boyfriend. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
5740 Sorry; the bean counter is late... 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
5741 Could you move to this point on the stalk? 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
5742 We expect the rate of growth to slow somewhat during the coming year delaying your golden handshake. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
5743 James, stop hogging the VR gear and let everyone in sales have a try, will you? 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
5744 Jack, you have finally been approved for entry by a vote of 4 to 3. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
5745 I think I know who is leaking our data! 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
5746 And the tech giant cried, "Fee-fi-fo-fum, how can we make a profit off this one?" 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
5747 Discovering an unexpected method for manipulating cloud-based data 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
5748 Thanks to the magic beans, our profits are up by 15%. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
5749 When Jack finally found where they were meeting without him,he was a wee bit surprised that many of his business associates left him hanging 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
5750 Magic Bean prices are at an all time hi- 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
5751 It looks like I'm in over my head. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
5752 ‘So much for the security of our cloud meeting.” 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
5753 Santa Claus, The Easter Bunny, and now the Golden Goose: Jack decided that ignorance truly is bliss. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
5754 Fee-fi-fo-fum, we smell a profit in the 3rd quarter. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
5755 Beans are on an upward trend 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
5756 The next slide compares the growth of this cloud based technology with the conventional hill of beans method. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
5757 Remember correlation doesn’t equal causation!” 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
5758 Obviously, magic beans are a safer investment than Bitcoin." 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
5759 Show me a plan that will scale and deliver exponential growth. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
5760 ...and the giant's castle is at the top of this craggy hill. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
5761 Jack finally understood what 'The Cloud" was. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
5762 This is how we turbocharge sales of magic beans .... 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
5763 Hop on over, Jack. The notice said business attire at this cloud meeting, but we'll let it go this time. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
5764 All right, Jack, all right-Daddy isn't in a Zoom meeting. Run to the mother, run! But be careful going back down the stalk. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
5765 So, on the whole things are looking up! Not you, Young Man. This is a private meeting!!! 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
5766 Thanks but no thanks. Our concern is bean stocks. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
5767 Don't worry about the giant, son. He gave him golden parachute. Now, as I was saying, egg production... 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
5768 So what you traded shares of Cow Co. for Magic Beans Inc., it wasn’t a good time to play the stalk market.” 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
5769 Wow,a crowd of cloud people. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
5770 No, that meeting's on the 3,000th floor. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
5771 So this is what "in the cloud" means. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
5772 What’s that guy’s growth rate plan? 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
5773 Jack, here, is representing the rise of Air B and B compared to other stocks. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
5774 Cloud services still beats almost everything else 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
5775 In a formal meeting, we'd rather be referred to as Accounting Professionals. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
5776 And three crimes of the Beanie Beenstalk Burglar have multiplied like Monsanto-immune weeds! 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
5777 For once jack, not everyone is talking about YOUR stock. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
5778 Bean meeting? One cloud over. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
5779 Fee,Fie,Bore-Dum 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
5780 But what's your time frame? 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
5781 The beanstalk market has risen steadily since Jack killed the giant. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
5782 I prefer my growth stalk. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
5783 His returns are better -- listen to him. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
5784 I told you he'd be back for the golden parachute! 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
5785 I've looked at this 5 times and I'm still not inspired. Something about giants, of course, but what. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
5786 We have always been bean counters. What do you have? 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
5787 And here's where we hired the goose that lays golden eggs. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
5788 Still trying to figure out how exactly the cloud works. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
5789 Where’s the Giant? We’re friends now. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
5790 And as you can see from the data, our beanstalk keeps growing and growing and growing..." Thomas Frizzell (Crockett, Texas 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
5791 And I thought that the company was just multi-national. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
5792 The delivery of beans from Aesop is finally here but where is the Blue Ox? 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
5793 Are you the wedding planner? That cake was delicious. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
5794 Meanwhile... bean stocks just keeps growing! 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
5795 Right on time! Please welcome welcome Jack! 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
5796 You should have just eaten those beans. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
5797 Well, this is a giant cock-up 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
5798 They don't call us Golden Goose Capital for nothing. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
5799 Jack, Is this a Q1 dip leading to a slow growth curve for 2021 or are you/we too high? 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
5800 As you can see, this is exponential growth. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
5801 Goddammit ! You set me up ! 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
5802 In search of a golden nest egg, Jack Spriggins climbed the enchanted bean-counter-stalk to face off with financial giants. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
5803 The kid’s responsible for our rising stalk. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
5804 I thought something giant was going on .. but I can see it’s just iCloud in the sky 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
5805 stop counting them; get all the beans you want up here, yo 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
5806 What (Steve Mnuchin) Dreams May Come 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
5807 What’s that kid doing in our cloud? This is supposed to be our safe place. Somebody call security. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
5808 Jack's been stalking growth 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
5809 My hat was looking for what they need 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
5810 Ah, the Zoom boomers and their stalk exchanges. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
5811 Jack were trying to flatten the curve this time. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
5812 Pretty meager growth rate you’re projecting there, Chuck 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
5813 And here you can see a decline in our Bean Stock before the market regulated itself... 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
5814 I thought there was supposed be an egg up here not a bunch of eggheads 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
5815 No, sir! This is Beanstalk Dreams Co. The other guys went under years ago. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
5816 Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell the blood of a trainee... 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
5817 So, in conclusion, our new Green Murder Initiative is already profitable. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
5818 We need to work on the vaccine’s marketing, despite the rise in cases and deaths 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
5819 No stalk will outgrow our cloud meetings platform this year.... 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
5820 Jack, the place you're looking for is past the next cloud. Once you get off, you'll be on solid ground. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
5821 Now’s probably a good time to invest. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
5822 Modern day Jack stealing stock tips from the Giant cloud 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
5823 everyone, this charming young fellow to your left is going to be the new face of our next cereal box🌈 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
5824 Sorry guys, can anyone get down to the creative department? We have a briefing doubt... 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
5825 Growth can take you to great heights 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
5826 Yikes, the only thing scarier than giants are giant corporations 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
5827 Our new strategy to keep the team budget on track is FEE FI(nance) FO(r) FUM(ble). The marketing department said we have to yell it like that, not sure what they’re up to. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
5828 - Don’t mind me. I’m looking for Mr. Blunderbore’s office. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
5829 Increase our shares in beans. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
5830 Johnson these bean stalks are through the roof this quarter. Nice work. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
5831 First Robin Hood now Jack...this plot is getting out of hand... 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
5832 Should we break for lunch? I suddenly have a craving for some ciabatta. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
5833 We haven't officially announced it yet, so don't spill the beans, but we fired the big guy after he almost destroyed our proverbial golden goose. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
5834 This year’s bean stocks are up 30% 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
5835 Mr. Jack, if you could now take off your VR headset, I could show you the ground reality today vs the bean stock projections you just saw. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
5836 As you can see, we are frozen in time 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
5837 Step 1: collect magic beans Step 2: ? Step 3: PROFIT!!! 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
5838 Stoner's dream # 737 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
5839 Jack and bean STOCK hahahaha fuck yes! 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
5840 Get your head out of the clouds Jack and try to focus 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
5841 Jack watching the beans talk: COVID edition 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
5842 Sorry, how do I get to the ugly sweater department? 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
5843 Some giant personalities in the board room 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
5844 Ok, who invited Jack? 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
5845 Our beanstalk sales and beanstalks themselves are growing fast but we are running low on "Jacks" Some are even suffering falls. 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
5846 Hate to interrupt your sales projections, Peter, but Fred in R&D has asked if he could bring us up to date on the new chia pet developments for this holiday season. 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
5847 Fee fie fo fum - I smell the algorithm our next consumer! 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
5848 Yes I know the stalk is up but something still doesn't smell right. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
5849 Jack realizes the source of his financial problems... and it ain't the cow he traded for some beans 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
5850 Do you want to run the wonder pea in the Heaven stocks? 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
5851 Jack trades his cow for Martha Stewart’s magic beans 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
5852 Fee-fi-fo-fum, I myocardinate an iteration of a disruptive next level blue sky strategist. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
5853 Looks like we have a visitor, let's table this meeting and go to cloud ten. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
5854 Fee-fi-fo-fum, this quarter we net much more income. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
5855 I'm never going to die. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
5856 Our bean sector is showing unusual growth- let's add it to our cloud-based platform. 1.1509 0.06258 53 47 4 2
5857 Jack Stalks Bean Counters: A Modern Fairy Tale 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
5858 Sorry kid, we acquired the Giant's golden egg business and he retired and moved to Boca Shmoka." 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
5859 Yes, this is the PS43 cloud, which classroom are you looking for? 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
5860 Our trend line shows an increasing likelihood that the giant will win. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
5861 Let's get ahead of the bean stock crash and sell. 1.1509 0.06258 53 47 4 2
5862 Scratch the FEE FI, but keep the FO FUM. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
5863 Maybe he could tell us whether this deal is good one. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
5864 We need to fire the bean counters. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
5865 This must be financial heaven. God does think of everything. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
5866 California is on another lockdown, he will go anywhere for a job 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
5867 I wonder which one's the Golden Goose? 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
5868 I think everything is getting a little cloudy. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
5869 As you can see, our in store clothing sales weren’t affected by Covid-19... 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
5870 If you to cash in on the golden egg investment, you'll have to get in on the ground floor. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
5871 Fee financial foes fumble smelling blood of Englishman. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
5872 We're prepared to offer you an equity stalk in Heavenly Beans, Inc.” 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
5873 The cloud is the best thing we upgraded to, great technology! 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
5874 It's enough to make one want to circulate petitions to ban baseball in Toronto. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
5875 Fee-Fi-Fo-Fum! I smell the blood of another investor coming for his dividend. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
5876 The harp giants live on the next cloud over; we're the giants of industry. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
5877 Just in time Jack! Magic beans are up in the market. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
5878 Fee, Fi, Fo, Fiduciary Responsibility to our Investors 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
5879 Jack is always trying to climb the corporate ladder. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
5880 And here's another 'Journey to the Cloud' client success story. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
5881 How can our projections be accurate when Jack just goes up indefinitely? 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
5882 No mask no way. Ask the guy with the pitchfork. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
5883 The goose is now our employee, Jack. We've also got a job for you selling beans 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
5884 Jack sits in on a tutorial on downhill skiing. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
5885 You could have fooled me. I thought your name was Peeping Tom 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
5886 Times have changed ... No more climbing the ladder to reach the top. Better grab your beanstalk, Jack! 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
5887 We're currently on top of our Cloud business. Jack, can you share the growth projections? 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
5888 My bad, Jack. I meant bean stock, not beanstalk. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
5889 Fee-fi-fo-fum I smell slipping Q4 profits, Be it this virus, or be it the Fed This darn economy has put us in the red! 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
5890 This isn't what I meant by cloud-based stocks. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
5891 So much for trying to keep our new genetically modified beans a secret. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
5892 I should have never sold the cow, it looks like a bull market! 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
5893 I said coffee beans Rogers 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
5894 No wonder these beans were so expensive, stocks are going up like crazy! 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
5895 Oh, is this the corporate giant cloud? I thought that was digital. My mistake. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
5896 The Galactic Federation is one cloud up,Jack. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
5897 Jack realizes his nest egg is golden with these economic giants. 1.1509 0.06258 53 47 4 2
5898 This is the wrong stock for you. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
5899 Yo, dude! Wanna see a growth rate? 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
5900 If past performance is any predictor, BEAN stock is going to go sky high. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
5901 Late as usual Jack. What's your excuse this time? 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
5902 You are here. The giant is on the 16th floor. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
5903 Sure, Jack has been moving up recently, but don't we all expect a fall and dead-cat bounce next?" 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
5904 It Now appears Soybean Futures are steadily climbing 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
5905 As you can see, beans are on the rise. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
5906 Umm.. what is this supposed to be again? 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
5907 we’ve been found out.. quick chop his stalk and we can label it a skydiving accident. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
5908 Hey Jack thank you for hanging at Home through Covid 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
5909 Jacks conclusion 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
5910 And this is where giants come and eat us all 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
5911 Jack and The TEAMS Stock 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
5912 Wow, up here they don’t have to Zoom! 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
5913 The human-eating giants of the 21st century 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
5914 Despite 2020, I'm happy to report that kindness is on the rise. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
5915 So as you can see, the growth in sales has been giant! 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
5916 Ah, yeah Carol: we’ve got another Zoombomber over here. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
5917 Jack may have lost in the trade but he learned valuable lesson of why it takes magic to see the clouds with his roots. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
5918 No, the giant is floor 17. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
5919 They warned me about stalkers jacking into meetings on the cloud... 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
5920 Got milk? 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
5921 No, this is the Sky Complaints Department. The enchanted hen department is three clouds up." 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
5922 Get your own golden goose, buddy 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
5923 When they said Trump's health care plan was up in the air, I didn't know they meant it literally!" 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
5924 Excuse me, is this meeting private? 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
5925 Psst...over here. Get your heads out of the clouds. The bean stocks are climbing like nothing you’ve ever seen! 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
5926 Corporate blockbuster trends continue: "...We need Jack to see Snow White and Rapunzel here to set-up their spin-off sequels." 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
5927 Hi, Jack. You made the right choice. Your beanstock is skyrocketing. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
5928 Finally, Jack found the Giants of Industry. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
5929 Traffic again Johnson? 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
5930 Hey, don't look at the chart. Check with me. I really know about growth! 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
5931 Nice to meet you Jack, I was just updating Fe-Fi-Fo-Fum’s Board on our Magic Bean sales. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
5932 That’s the fact, Jack.” Douglas Monaghan , Floral Park, New Yor 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
5933 Jack, Jump over here to the cloud with its airy solutions. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
5934 Looks like Philips finally got that new branch off the ground. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
5935 I'm telling you Jack. For your own safety, to physically distance yourself from anyone you meet at the top. Statistics indicate that not many people come down intact. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
5936 I think we'd better wrap up this meeting before the giant comes crashing down. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
5937 You start from nine tommorrow. That's how we all end up here. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
5938 Hi Jack! Magic beans are up 10%, you want in? 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
5939 Hi Boss. As you can see, the sales projections for your magic beans are through the roof. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
5940 God is a board meeting on a cloud. Explains everything. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
5941 We should have listened to our mothers" 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
5942 You're not sitting six feet apart. What towns are you mayor's from? 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
5943 The Cloud offers us certain advantages over more traditional methods. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
5944 As you can see from the chart, our Bean Stock keeps going up and up and up. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
5945 He is just here 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
5946 I may not look very comfortable, but I'm on a permanent footing. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
5947 Stalks are at an all-time high thanks to Jack... 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
5948 Sorry, Jack. The giant was morphed into an ESOP table fable. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
5949 Young Elon discovers a new way to get to Mars. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
5950 It's an IPO. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
5951 Looks like dispensary profits are off the chart! 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
5952 so this is where the bean counters are 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
5953 I guess what you were teaching us just came to life. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
5954 When Capitalism is higher than you are. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
5955 The giant you seek? He fled to his tax haven. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
5956 Now, Jack has the right-ish idea. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
5957 Full of beans, yeah, but not the ones I was after. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
5958 And if you look to the opposite corner of the cloud you'll see Exhibit B, supporting evidence that magic beans still have tremendous growth potential. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
5959 You think we're high now? Shit is about to get fucked up! 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
5960 Your magic bean has quadrupled in stalk, sir. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
5961 It looks like Jack became a professor. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
5962 Scram, this is just for big dogs! 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
5963 He's not here, try 2 clouds down. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
5964 I thought we should take advice from a successful trader. He told me this was a good place to meet. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
5965 I thought you said the growth we have achieved is unbeatable. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
5966 The legumes had told Jack that vegetable futures were going up... Jack and the beans talk. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
5967 Imagine Jack's knocking out these giants! 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
5968 So much for avoiding corporte chaptermeetings;\ 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
5969 Our startup—-The Beancloud Consortium. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
5970 Oh great. Yet another guy looking to tackle a giant corporation and escape with a golden parachute. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
5971 Those numbers don't look good 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
5972 It seems your poling was wrong again 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
5973 Wow, looks like an up-market call on legumes! 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
5974 Behold! The extraordinary growth in legumes! 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
5975 Did we fund THAT hedge? 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
5976 Just our luck, we bet everything on the cloud and here comes some tech disrupter. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
5977 The Heaven board has denied your application to materialize other figures of speech, Jack. First, you literally "spilled the beans", and now you wants pigs to fly? 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
5978 The bean stocks just keep growing 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
5979 I'm sorry to say we will need to turn down your request for funding. We just don't think you can afford the upkeep. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
5980 Please turn your attention to this chart showing Jack's progress. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
5981 Hurry!! 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
5982 Young Jack here thinks the Golden Goose Fund should be hedged with magic beans. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
5983 Sorry, the giant is now in the Recycle Bin. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
5984 Oh, dear, I think he's looking for the least administration. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
5985 Gold is going up in this depressed market 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
5986 While magic bean sales are exceeding projections, those of love potions and flying carpets are lagging. We’re hoping the election of a new genie in the lamp will turn things around. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
5987 S**T! Even up here! 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
5988 Jack decided to see for himself what all the “cloud” stuff was all about. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
5989 "The rollout of our new monopoly will include the distribution of free golden eggs to the to the music of self-playing golden harps. . . But, who is that boy on the beanstalk? 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
5990 Fee-fi-fo-fum, bean stocks are enormously overvalued. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
5991 Deal's off. You promised me a unicorn. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
5992 We talked about this Jack, Daddy can’t play pretend when his bedroom door is closed...sorry about that, where were we? 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
5993 Oh, looks like catering is here. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
5994 Yes, evaporation is on the rise. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
5995 What? You asked for explosive growth in Q4. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
5996 What strange place is this? Is this what the ancients called the aw-fis? 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
5997 Sorry, although this seems to be well ventilated and out of doors, management still requires you to wear a mask when you can’t social distance. 1.1400 0.06395 50 45 3 2
5998 So here's where our stolen money goes. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
5999 So these are the higher-ups, huh. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
6000 Not going to judge, but you have to keep climbing 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
6001 Tell them the good news Jack. As their covid numbers increase, our numbers increase too! 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
6002 Wanna come over to the farmers market? 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
6003 . So it is a bean stock! 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
6004 Stalks, stocks... they’re essentially the same 1.1400 0.06395 50 45 3 2
6005 Fee-fi-fo-fum,you have reached the boardroom! 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
6006 Fe, fi, fo, fa ... I smell increased EBITDA. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
6007 Young man, we’re the Board exploiting your village. Killer Giant is one cloud up. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
6008 Up-up -up- I GO! But: HOW ABOUT ALL OF YOU 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
6009 As you can see, your data is safe in the cloud. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
6010 Ah, Ed from Accounting has joined us. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
6011 Just ignore him. He's one of those cow market guys. 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
6012 If you think axing the golden goose is small beans, you don't know Jack. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
6013 I think I'm losing interest in email. 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
6014 Jack says he's putting it all in magical beans. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
6015 Our bean-cow swaps did quite well last quarter. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
6016 Fee-fi-fo-fum! I smell the blood of a new customer that Giant Industries can exploit! 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
6017 Don't pay attention to Jack, he is just a mean counter 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
6018 Fee-fi-fo-fum! I'm going back, and now! 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
6019 How many times do we have to go over this, Jack? we have migrated to the cloud and are no longer seeding beans, only innovation. Deal with it. 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
6020 Don't be distracted. That's just Jack! 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
6021 Fee-fi-fo-fum, the blood of an Englishman is at an all time high. 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
6022 What? We're in the middle of a climate crisis and it's not like I can ride my bike to work 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
6023 WeWork is FUCKINg ASS I'm all wet from the cloud water 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
6024 We converted the gold to Bitcoin - higher returns. 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
6025 There's gold in them thar clouds. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
6026 Jack stalks the stock market, hoping that it would be on Earth as it is in Heaven. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
6027 Hoping against hope this tree isn't heading to infinity, as well." 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
6028 Bean stalk sale are through the roof, and projected to exit the earth's atmosphere next month. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
6029 Jack's dream saw his advertisement team... with a great plan to reach all the way up to the top! 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
6030 Fee, Fi, Fo, Fum sales are up by 10% this quarter 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
6031 We need a bold vision to bring this company forward. Who has the magic beans in their pocket? 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
6032 Hey Jack,you're late for the meeting! 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
6033 Sorry, no geese here, try the next cloud! 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
6034 The Jolly Green Giant is coming for your cloudberries! 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
6035 Our cloud based "BeanStalk (BS)" app works! Look at the growth and revenues! 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
6036 Discovering that the group was discussing the stocks on beans was not exactly what Jack imagined he'd find when he planted the magic beans 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
6037 Profits have risen significantly by adding a hidden fee-fi -fo -fum. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
6038 Hi there. Do you need consulting?! 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
6039 I obviously climbed up the wrong beanstalk. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
6040 Jack is a good example of the premise. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
6041 My,my,so that dream about bean futures did turn heavenly. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
6042 Beat it, bean boy. We did a hostile takeover and now Fee-Fi-Fo-Fum Industries is booming. 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
6043 One tiny seedling for a bean. One hyperdrive forward for beankind. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
6044 Hey, can you do it with five beans? 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
6045 As you can see the magic bean trading desk is making gains in the cattle market. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
6046 Trust us, this is a good time to invest in stalks. Ed Decker-Leone, San Francisco, CA 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
6047 If you don't mind my interrupting, I think you should consider investing in something other than the Hen that lays the golden eggs . 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
6048 The price of our stock is rising faster than a beanstalk". 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
6049 I see the growth in the angel fund fairy tale sector; alert the bean counters down in accounting. 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
6050 has anyone seen a Giant tariff that laid a Golden Fleece"?... 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
6051 Sorry, you're at the wrong meeting. This is the committee to increase the production of the Goose that Lays the Golden Eggs. 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
6052 Remember Jack - what goes up has to come down. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
6053 Now that gold production has shown steady increases shouldn’t we step up security? 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
6054 Yes, its Jack again. What did I tell you, Nelson? Our competitors will stop at nothing! 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
6055 Look, another threat to our market hegemony. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
6056 Another cloud meeting of Tesla stock owners, planning world domination and the departure for Mars”. 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
6057 Never mind him. Ever since he traded his cow for beans, he can't supply us with vaccine." 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
6058 Fee fum fo fi I smell the aftershave of a corporate spy. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
6059 I see the bean stocks are up. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
6060 You can keep an eye on us at ground level too. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
6061 We're on a cloud-based platform now Jack, and the algorithm's taken over your bean counting.” 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
6062 Fee-fi-fo-fum, would somebody please open a window? 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
6063 I understand some of you are very hungry, we will break for lunch soon. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
6064 Just bc I’m not at the table, doesn’t mean I’m not a part of nature’s conversations. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
6065 HE KEEPS STALKING OUR CLOUD MEETINGS . . . . THE FORECAST USUALLY ISN'T THIS ACCURATE BOSS . . . . 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
6066 Quick, he’s here to take back his mom’s retirement savings! 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
6067 Vacine’s golden eggs 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
6068 Jack out in front in the market, if fortunate enough he'd catch the Giant too! 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
6069 No golden goose in Germany, now get back to work! 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
6070 I knew I should have made a left at Albuquerque 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
6071 Fee-fi-fo-fum I smell the blood of an influencer 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
6072 The giants are 2 floors up. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
6073 Hey sorry to interrupt, but have you seen that water is now a traded commodity? 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
6074 Golden egg workshop? This is the NEST egg workshop, I keep telling them to alphabetize the stalks 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
6075 How many of their bones do we need in order to make our bread projections? 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
6076 Sure, if we omitted the Y axis we could chart growth like that too! 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
6077 It's evident, Beanstalk purchases have dropped considerably ever since we launched our Cloud technology. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6078 How Jack got filthy rich investing in beanstalk futures. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6079 You can see that our mask stocks are going way up, so why aren’t any of you wearing one? 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
6080 Jack climbed up, up, up, higher and higher into the clouds. When he reached the top of the K-shaped recovery, he was very hungry. He saw the stock market reaching yet another all time high in the distance. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
6081 On his way up the ate/var/mobile/Containers/Data/Application/8DADE08E-1386-45E8-92F9-D092D41E12BA/Library/Cookies/Cookies.binarycookies_tmp_1022_0 1.1111 0.06531 45 42 1 2
6082 So why have you bean stalking us for information stored in this cloud? 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
6083 You don't know jack about conducting business in the cloud. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6084 And we thought this cloud meeting would be secured ... 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6085 Make sure the giant doesn’t destroy your ratings 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6086 We're the giants of cloud computing solutions. The literal giant is the next cloud up. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6087 Sorry, Jack, but it takes a lot more time and effort than you’ve put in to earn a golden parachute. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6088 We're sheltering together binge-conferencing in the cloud." 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6089 Hey, those look like comfy chairs. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6090 Yeah could you check the wifi? We're having a bitch of a time connecting to the zoom. And tell Cyndi I need something keto for lunch, and I'm fucking sick of Panera. So, order from Pret or Protein Bar...anything, just no pizza. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6091 Fee-fi-fo-fum... I smell our blood unless we hit our quarterly quotas! 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6092 Wow, I don’t believe this is the iCloud meeting “but I heard about it thru the grapevine”! 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6093 Mr. Biden, go home. Trump won. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6094 You can see Jack is higher than ever before. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6095 Jack, when you return, I recommend you invest your gold coins (or beans) into Cloud Plant & Harvest, Inc. (CPH)." 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6096 Do you people still believe there is privacy in the Cloud? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6097 Magic beans have gone way up! 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6098 Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell the blood of a blue-collar man! 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
6099 Jack was profoundly disappointed when he found out his investment in magic beans had tanked. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6100 If we’re really gonna think outside the cloud on this, let’s let Jack weigh in. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6101 Jack, the futures in magic beans are going up, but they're not there yet and neither are you. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6102 This brighter than reality financial picture is about to become truly unreal. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6103 Sorry Jack, ” this is CLD 9, the hen and the gold are subscription fees we collected from our customers. The giant is further up..” 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6104 Fee fie foe fum. I smell the investment capital of an Englishman. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6105 This is Cloud 8. the meeting was scheduled for Cloud 9. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6106 They said to climb the corporate ladder, but I thought this would be easier. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6107 I spy, everyone spies on each other. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6108 Whoa! Talk about a diversity candidate! 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6109 Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell the blood of a kid who just interrupted Johnson's fourth quarter sales report. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
6110 Go long Beanstalk.com, @hohoho and www.fairytales.com 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6111 Excuse me, what are your projections for soybean futures? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6112 I think you'll find mergers and acquisitions are just as exciting as a giant's castle and a golden goose. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6113 Beanstalk sales are growing organically 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6114 Our latest proprietary machine learning data algorithms forecast that the magic beanstalk will see steady growth and may even be visible within the next plus-or-minus ten years. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6115 Dad, this is not what the Superintendent meant when she rebuked the School Board members for failing to save their meeting minutes to the cloud. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6116 Hey, uhhh, I really hate to be *that* guy, but I reserved this room for 2:00pm and it's 2:03pm. No rush! I just have this stalks call, it's kind of important, uhh, please continue though! Things have just been tough lately and the boss is a...GIANT.. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6117 Just ignore him. Those bean counters from the government still think that the invisible hand is just a fairy tale. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6118 It makes me feel pretty. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6119 Sorry, Jack, but it's a private bean counters meeting. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6120 No, Jack. Soybean futures are not "going to go through the roof." 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6121 Unfortunately, Jack's adventure ended at the bored room. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6122 Jack stopped mid-climb,trying to recall another cloud-based business that didn 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6123 All the effort to get up here And Not only am not the first There is a whole committee reviewing it 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6124 Sir, your late for orientation, you’ll need to go back down get a toe tag and come back up with the next group. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6125 What do we have to do to stop Obama from spying on us? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6126 We both see it but investors do not. We will buy back bean futures later this week when the price tumbles... and then we'll plant. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6127 At least this gets us a nice tax break 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6128 What evidence do we have that Fe-Fi-Fo-Fum,Inc. is guilty of insider trading? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6129 We've been hacked-- let's pay his ransom and move on. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6130 A man in a felt hat is climbing a beanstalk. Turning his head, he sees a board meeting on a cloud: six seated women and men, all formally dressed, and a man by a whiteboard pointing at a middle section of a graph that appears to be unevenly rising. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6131 You must know something about growth, young man. How's $150k to start? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6132 Wishful thinking, they are all going to hell along with the economy. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6133 Fee-fi-fo-fum! We smell the blood of a simpleton, age 7-10, household income: 1 cow, purchase history: magic beans, interests: alchemy.... Be ye online, or asleep in bed, we'll grind your data to make our bread! Release the ads!!! 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
6134 As you can see, even though we've started doing our business in the cloud, corporate espionage is still an issue. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
6135 No, this is 9, Sales and Marketing. You want Procurement, they're on 3." 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6136 I'm going on a coffee run. Can I get anyone anything? Talking to you, Sharon. I see you eyeing me! I'm just joshing. Hope the kids are well. Hey, when this meeting is over, could I talk to you about my direct deposit? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6137 so you know, the price of gold is up again. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6138 Expect our profits to spike upwards now that our line of canned beans sprout like Jack's did over there. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6139 The growth potential for the organization has almost everyone on Cloud 9, except Jack. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6140 Apparently Robin Hood is in cahoots with Jack and the Beanstalk 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6141 Is this the tech support department, having a problem backing up my hard drive to my bean cloud account? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6142 How high-up must one climb to get the inside track. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6143 To recap, production by our goose has remained steady at one golden egg per day. However, I do believe the giant needs to pay more attention to the security of the goose. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6144 His note says "Due to downsizing, you can all go home now" 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6145 The elder giant of industry: "Get ready, friends, I spot a social democrat!" 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6146 When the tech giants moved to the cloud, Jack couldn't afford their subscription rates. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6147 In front of you the abstract and behind you the concrete! 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6148 So these are the giants of corruption”, thought Jack. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6149 The cloud showed him that one seldom makes it trying to go straight up. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6150 Our fee-fi-fo is 200 dollars per hour 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6151 We're bean counters, and we're going to need to know where you got that. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6152 See! See! I told you beanstalk humping is on an upward trajectory! 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6153 Fee, Fie, Foe, Fire, I smell the money of a Potential Buyer. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6154 There is no monster. Who said there is a monster. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6155 Stalks are up Franklin, but how are we going to make sure the giant doesn’t fall through the frickin' clouds again? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6156 Hey Jack. keep climbing. You'll be on Cloud Nine before you know it. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
6157 Yayy! You made it! We’ve been charting your progress the entire time and find you to be a superior specimen for this task! 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6158 Everybody meet Jack, our prodigy bean counter. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6159 Do you mind? We're trying to identify growth opportunities and your beanstalk is a distraction. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6160 Adults have such clouded imaginations. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6161 Without explanation, we and our profits continue to climb. My question is twofold, does anyone know Jack Squat? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6162 Sorry, we have plenty of bean counters already. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6163 Something doesn’t smell right at FeeFiFoFum.com. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6164 Hey, boss, someone is trying to get into our cloud meeting. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6165 Don't worry. Everything is in control. We are safe. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
6166 Fee Fi Fo Fun, I smell the blood of a proletarian. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
6167 Some of our bean products exceed this growth. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6168 I’d like you all to meet your new boss, Jack! He’s got the beans to really make things grow around here. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6169 Sorry: Covid's got you beat, Jack! 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6170 Sorry Jack,we outsourced our Golden Goose to China. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6171 Dammit! Who shared the zoom link with Jack? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6172 Just because the golden egg profits have been rising so far doesn't mean the bottom couldn't fall out at any moment 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6173 Fee, Fi, Fo, Fum; bean futures it is then! 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6174 The annual stock meeting. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6175 Cow? No,we sold our company for magic beans,and we got a piece of the profits too, after the giant recoups his investment and a 2x return. The giant has a private equity fund now. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6176 LOOKING AT OUR CHART YOU'LL NOTICE A SHARP RISE IN SMELLING THE BLOOD OF AN ENGLISHMAN 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
6177 Fee, fi, fo, fum, I smell a good investment in green bean futures. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6178 OK, Phyllis, yes, I admit his strategy is unorthodox and, no, he did not go to Harvard Business School like most of you, but there’s no denying our sales have gone up, up, up since we started using Jack’s magic beans — so just shut it!! 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6179 What do we have to do to get some privacy around here? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6180 You can analyze my chart all you want. I am going to the moon. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6181 What do you mean, the graph curves the opposite for the rest of you down there? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6182 Corona virus cases continue to rise. Jack has found a very safe place to honker down 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6183 Jack ! This is not for you 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6184 Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell the blood of a young man who is interrupting the presentation of my career. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6185 I told you we had "the cloud," and you kept growing that beanstalk. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6186 As you can see from the chart, the beanstalk’s height has a positive correlation to meeting interruptions.” 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6187 I was in “Pie in Sky” charts, not a line graph. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6188 I said spray the stalk, not praise the stock. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6189 They should try the magic beans. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6190 The bean-counters try to decide whose child that is. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6191 Jack stalks the secrets of success. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6192 Jack's bean stalk had great future growth projection. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6193 O.K., Jack. We've run out of board so you can go back down now. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6194 “All I wished was to be a fly on the wall! Who knew there was no wall?” 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6195 I can see the trend, but something tells me bean futures are due for a gigantic fall. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6196 Fi-fi-fo-fum. I smell the smell of someone without proper clearance to attend this meeting. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6197 Teach them how to keep the number of dead from rising ever higher. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6198 Bean stalk, green stock, Rockidie stalkedie, Jack talk! 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6199 Don't mind us, beanstalk man, we're above your pay grade. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6200 Our bean stocks have seen giant gains in Q3, notably with early adopters we've seen the most growth. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6201 When the competition called me, they claimed they could recite our future projection forecasts. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6202 Fee, fie, foe, fum! I smell the blood of an activist shareholder! 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6203 Note complete lack of diversity in the two Snell grafts that overlay perfectly with robust PROFIT curve. Our Platinium MMM, Meanest Mode in Marketing is for growth minded partners & is tantamount to deception: Eg: Jack's Beans rather than GMO Beans. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6204 Jack and the Team Talk 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6205 We'll take a pass, I assumed you meant coffee beans. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6206 Whoops, office level! 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6207 Ever since Sarbanes-Oxley, we quit counting magic beans. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6208 So much for bean futures. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6209 We have here a rising anxiety of getting others into heaven. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6210 As I was saying, the Theory of Unintended Consequences has helped our firm... 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6211 This chart shows how much better life will be after DJT leaves office on 1/20. Hooray! 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6212 Beanstalk shares have gone through the roof since our sad demise 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6213 Ah, so this is where the genetically modified bean seed I bought came from . 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6214 The enchanted hen might give us some liquidity, but what happens when these sky-high interest rates lead to a deflationary spiral?" 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6215 Jack traded his cows for beans, and the stalk brought him to the top. "How am I going to get down?" he thought. Unfortunately for jack those at the top told him that the stocks would not drop, that is, unless they flopped or were chopped. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6216 Fi, fi, fo, fum, I smell a rise in the price of Argentum. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6217 Agricultural futures are booming. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6218 I was told that the presentation was in the Cloud. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6219 So this is where the M Bean As go. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6220 Ahh, and here to tell us about rising soybean futures... 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6221 Jack and the Giant Bean Counters? It doesn't seem to target our demographic. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6222 This is the board meeting for Giant Inc. Who are you looking for ? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6223 While we are confident of our data, as you will see to my left, Green Giant has projected an S shaped recovery with offshoots of real growth. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6224 So, if this graph starts to go south, Jack will explain our new escape mechanism! 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6225 Our sales of "magic" beans are through the roof! 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6226 Jack it looks like your fake news story of the magic beans is gaining a lot of traction on social media." 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6227 I'm so sorry. We are the giants of our industry and our AI may be worth a fortune in gold, but you wouldn't know what to do with it. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6228 You're Jack, right? This cloud is for Consultants Always Seem to Have It Easy Support Group. Go up one level to Fools Folks Suffered Anonymous. They're expecting you." 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6229 Actually, Jack was hoping for a chest of silver and gold, rather than more stock tips. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6230 For the movie version, we're thinking Meryl Streep, James Corden, Anna Kendrick, but we still haven't decided on Jack in the Beanstalk. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6231 How much more will my stalk grow? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6232 We project continued profit growth as long as we can keep the myth that Jack is a not a “common thief” going. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6233 Hey, this cloud is taken. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6234 And, as you can see, our bean production is off the chart. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6235 As you can see, the elastic beanstalk provides a foundation that runs across multiple platforms. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6236 Armed with the marketing strategy he learned through corporate espionage, Jack partnered with another Jack, a venture capitalist with golden eggs to burn. They issued a wildly successful IPO for Giant Slayers “R” Us, Inc. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6237 This is the Golden Goose Corporation, nothing at all to do with the real golden goose. Keep climbing to the 2nd cloud and take a right. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6238 Jack saw an upward trend in the cloud before it vaporized 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6239 It’s raining . . . diversity? Hallelujah! 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6240 Did I say stalks? I meant stocks. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6241 They are calculating the future price of the cow 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6242 I would very much like to remind you all, that we have been retained by The Magic Bean Company to report on Jack's monthly progress, and we had to sign a nondisclosure agreement specifically with respect to the Giant. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6243 At Giant Industries Inc. the sky's the limit for our Bonemeal Bean Bread. And don't worry, if the kid hacks our trade secrets, our lawyers at Fee, Fi, Fo and Fum will come down on him hard. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6244 If we can get the donations up, as you can see, we can send the Trump family into the stratosphere. If we don’t take Tiffany, we’ll really have a shot at keeping them there... 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6245 Jack and the Bean Stock Market Shares in the 3rd Quarter. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6246 Someone told me that I could find the sales forecast in the cloud 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6247 Soybean futures are skyrocketing but we’re expecting a dramatic fall to earth very soon. Isn’t that right Jack? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6248 That's the minute they realised, clouds can't keep a secret 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6249 What’s that sir? He killed whose father? Robbed the town blind, you say? Well there are no giants here. Only business men. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6250 ' i was expecting gaints – but not the MNC ones.' 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6251 Did you want Splenda or Equal? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6252 Our Covid projections were a bit off but the good thing is that we don’t have to worry about balance sheets anymore 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
6253 Vine street is disconnected to cloud street 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6254 -Hey kid, this my cloud! -Sir, meet Jack, this cloud’s lease is about to expire 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6255 This is NOT what I expected to see in heaven 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6256 This can’t be all there is up here. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6257 Gold? ...No. We manage Andre’s crypto holdings. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6258 And as the GOP sat there in the clouds, Jack realized that perhaps he could palm off his troublesome beans as Beano. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6259 Remote learning: hanging on for dear life hoping little kids don’t fall! 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6260 🎶 There are great big terrible media giants in the sky 🎶 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6261 Wow, this ex-employee is really taking stalking to new heights. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6262 Jack climbing up the bean-stock. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
6263 If our projections are correct, the beam stalk should be hitting our height in the next 2 to 3 months 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6264 The coffee is sugar free, please. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6265 ‘Never been a better time for cows. Never. Nourished or not, we need to hold on to these babies, this so-called bovine bubble shows no sign of - ‘ 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6266 Glad you decided to join us, Jack. What do you know about economies of scale? 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
6267 He reads Marx for the first time, and suddenly the only stocks he cares about are beans. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
6268 Sorry I’m late, at first I only had enough beans to stop by the team in accounting. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6269 fee fi fo fum Texas here we come 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
6270 „You financial giants don‘t really look that big“ 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6271 Let's not look into GMOs for the time being. Right now, our business is vaccines 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6272 Sorry, I couldn't find the meeting room. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6273 The economy is so crazy, i feel like I’m a guy on a beanstalk who sees smart economy things on a cloud or something 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6274 I was only trying to find my creator 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6275 Fi-Fie-Foe-Funsumer . . . 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
6276 Fee, Fum, Foe, Fi, I smell an FTC Facebook Spy! 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
6277 Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell the blood of an inturn. You're late for the cloud meeting, Jackson. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
6278 Giants in the sky, conglomerates in the cloouds 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
6279 Jack, I thought you said our exponential growth would be attractive to bulls, not boys. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
6280 Well, we all expected a giant...but this is just a giant lie! 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
6281 Fe, fi, fo, fum. I smell the blood of market research. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
6282 Oh stock market, i thought you said Christmas market 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
6283 Jack, we said 'run it up the flag pole and see who salutes!' 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
6284 Can you help me migrate to the Cloud? 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6285 I know our sales are going up, but can't we get some windows or something? 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6286 Maintenance warned me that the beanstalk gets stuck on the fourth cloud, but this is all they had available. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6287 fee-fine-foe-income. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6288 Good Heavens! I climbed this beanstalk to get away from meetings! 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6289 Fee Fi Fo Fum! It appears our stalks are through the roof! 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6290 I just don't trust the bean counters. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6291 -And on the upper earth it is the same as on the lower earth - you said the little boy from the tale of " Jack and the Beanstalk" 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6292 Spriggins, you’re late! 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6293 Jack and the Beancounters: "Keep climbing kid, the guy who stole your gold is further up the ladder ... we're just figuring out how he can avoid paying taxes." 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
6294 What's the cloud show on bean futures? 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6295 I understand you require assistance with stalks? 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6296 Sorry you climbed the wrong tree. This is a board meeting of the Giant Cloud Company! 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
6297 Is that Jeffrey Toobin? 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6298 It appears our valuation isn't the only thing climbing into dangerous territory..." Andy Mathieson, Long Beach, Cali 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6299 Hey Jack, find your own WeWork cloud. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6300 You must have the wrong vine. This is the Heavenly Giant Food Corporation. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6301 Jack, do you anything to add to our Trade discussions with China? 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6302 You're understimating the growth rate. from Ryan Messinger 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6303 Excuse me. Is one of you Mark Zuckerberg? 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6304 Uh-oh, no one's ever going to send us their data again. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6305 Our prospects are a little nebulous. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6306 Nice try...but you don’t know Jack... 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6307 Fee, fie, foe, fum I smell a speculator after inside information. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6308 Now Jack sees where the gold beans really come from. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6309 Actually, we’re planning the launch of this season’s lightening. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6310 I think maybe we need to talk about that new gardener we hired recently. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6311 Fee-fi-fo-fum! I smell the blood of an English man; and I'll have your blood if you don't make your sales target! 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6312 This monster's kids are well dresses, but they suck at art. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6313 I thought Burr agreed to bury the beans in exchange for the golden chainsaw... 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6314 Welcome to the highest tier of Zoom Cloud meetings. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6315 Our heads may be in the clouds but we're serious about this startup's growth. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6316 Sorry jack we had to lay off the giant AND liquidate the golden eggs to fund this start-up. But we’re looking for interns if you’re interested 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
6317 Those are giant sales numbers. Fee, fie, foe, fum! 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
6318 Fee-fi-fo-urth quarter projections are holding up well. 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
6319 I had a nightmare last night. 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
6320 Oh, je suppose que cette tige de haricot n'est pas le suel chose que pousse. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
6321 The smart commodities trader would buy beans. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
6322 Nothing should interrupt our golden egg production . . . 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
6323 Bean stock has been one NYSE’s top performers this year, dramatically outpacing our competition at Beanstalk. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
6324 Our expert in stalks and trading sees us attaining new heights! 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
6325 Don't mind me; just fucking this beanstalk. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
6326 This Andy Borowitz is truly is a one-of-a-kind writer, laying golden eggs of satire, the hard-hittingness of which, as you can see by this graph, is going through the roof. I sure hope a certain gray lady doesn't poach him for Editor-in-Chief! 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
6327 Giant tobacco is one floor up 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
6328 Fee-fi-fo-fum, look who decided to join us. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
6329 It was a giant ESOP 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
6330 I’ve heard of giants of business but never sky people of business! wakawaka, oh i’m sorry sky-wakawaka. no still, going over your heads? You know what fine, after I kill the Giant i’m coming for all you. Or my name isn’t michael j fox sans Parkinsons 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
6331 Sorry, Jack, as the BB baked beans C.E.O, it is my duty to inform you that our new celebrity endorser is Rudy Giuliani. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
6332 Yes, Jack, we get it - that’s one way to reach your goals but unfortunately it’s just not going to work for this campaign. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
6333 Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell the blood on our corporate sum. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
6334 As you can see by this graph,as the beanstalk gets taller,Jack increasing questions why he 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
6335 We have a visitor who complicates the cloud" 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
6336 Oh,God,my mistake! 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
6337 If I hurry and chop down this beanstalk, the giant monopolies of Big Tech will be smashed and we will live happily ever after. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
6338 That's Jack, still counting the beans even in the cloud! 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
6339 The Giant recommends adding Bitcoin to your portfolio. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
6340 FIFO FIFO I smell the trace of accounting fraud Frank Buckley, Andover, MA 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
6341 We predict an increase in soybean futures. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
6342 Looks like Jack's beanstalk is fucking higher than our economy this year. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
6343 The strong dollar portends a stable exchange rate for golden egg laying hens. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
6344 Our count, though somewhat nebulous, looks promising for your investment. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
6345 Fee-fi-fo-fum! I smell the blood of a Class B shareholder. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
6346 And I suppose magic beans are a good investment now too? 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
6347 I counted the beans, and this is where it led. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
6348 Jack trust me, our lofty outlook has everything to do with the price of beans. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
6349 Paul Noth had all but handed the writer a Super Mario Brothers joke... but the author just couldn't cobble it together. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
6350 We know they have been saying the end is near for many years, but look at the all things that have been happening we are right on schedule” 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
6351 Fee-Fi-Fo-Fum! I smell an audit of our Al-Go-Ri-Thum! 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
6352 For once, I thought we’d avoided the bean counters. Gregory M. Jones Washington, DC 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
6353 Fee-fi-fo-fundamentally disrupting the magic bean market. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
6354 HevOps 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
6355 Can't Security keep out these damned magic bean investors?! 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
6356 Oh good, glad you made it, Jack. We're looking at our current run rate and Q1 growth projections. We're all curious—exactly how many of this magic beans do you have left? 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
6357 You disgust me you Capitalist pigs -willing to abase yourselves just for a little profit. You, who traffics so brazenly in the shallow, the banal, the meretricious, and the cheap - I spit on you. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
6358 ... and it will fall down like magic! 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
6359 Hmm...looks like my stalk has a better growth trajectory. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
6360 As the chart indicates, beanstalk growth is projected to accelerate through Q3. Jack, run back down and grab me another coffee. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
6361 Fi-Fi-Fo-Fum I smell the blood of the common man Be he alive or be he dead I'll trade more stocks to make my bread. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
6362 The projections reflect the Fee-fi-fo-fum attitude of the board. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
6363 I never should have bought magic beans from a bean counter. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
6364 I've asked R & D to come up with a way to increase our sale of those bogus magic beans. It appears they've made a terrible mistake. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
6365 We're bringing one of the junior futures sales representatives in the Eastern European market on for an internship. Ladies and gentlemen, meet Jack, a non-Anglo man who lives with his grandmother and can't sell for shit. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
6366 I see it's time to break for refreshments. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
6367 Are beans are getting so popular that are young lad traded one of our beams for a whole cow. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
6368 Fee, fo, fum, fie - I smell the blood of a corporate spy. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
6369 Jack climbs to beanstalk to conduct industrial espionage. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
6370 Don't mind us, we're just the bean counters. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
6371 Fee fi fo fum, Jack. We smelled gold and bought the magic bean revenue rights. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
6372 Fee, Fi, Fo, Fum, I smell the blood of a non-corporate one. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
6373 Our "Beans for Beasts" campaign is fooling everyone. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
6374 Fee Fi Fo Fum, this is sales, we've moved operations to the cloud. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
6375 Giant, Inc.; why? 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
6376 Hey! You don't need a pointer. Just use your finger! 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
6377 And this year, the cloud business has been growing like a beanstalk... 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
6378 Well, speak of the devil. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
6379 No, this is Sales. Human Resourcs is three more clouds up. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
6380 As you can see, stocks are projected to rise. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
6381 ,,I'm afraid that the continous growth of our stocks hasn't brought the results we expected, Ladies and gentlemen'' 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
6382 More of the same! 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
6383 So, do you want to trade stocks? 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
6384 Now that our consultant has arrived, we can look forward to our annual trust-building exercise after lunch. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
6385 Now, that's what I call 'real-time ag reporting.' 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
6386 Fee-Fi-Fo-Fum, I smell a SPAC deal in the works. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
6387 Our profits are climbing to gigantic heights. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
6388 Jack, what’s the horizon on that? 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
6389 Sorry, bud. This is BOX, not beanstalk." 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
6390 geez dad, when you said your job was “really high up” i didn’t think this is what you meant 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
6391 Six-feet of social distance, please. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
6392 This isn't what we meant when we said we need new big ideas. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
6393 I am here to report our own Jolly Green Giant has arrested for stealing recipes again. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
6394 You really should have had your mask on, Jack. Now you might be joining us up here. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
6395 The incredible Jack,exposing the BeanSTOCK Market insider trading scam. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
6396 Irrational exuberance or the golden goose? 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
6397 Rats. We thought we could hide our company secrets in the cloud, but then Amazon hired Jack. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
6398 Yes, Jack, we are the giants of international finance. Yes, your gibberish slays us, haha, haha. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
6399 You're going to have to get used to the bean counters. They keep coming around to check if they're really saving money by having us work in the cloud. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
6400 We have to plan ahead. We can’t count on the pandemic to last forever. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
6401 Beanstalk futures are looking good! 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
6402 He’s demanding a seat on the Board. Claims he’s taken beanstalk growing to new heights.” Robert Van Brocklin Portland, Ore 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
6403 Our Fee-fi-fo-fum stock continues to show high dividends. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
6404 Oh fo-fum! At this growth rate, what could possibly cut into our market share? 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
6405 Your input would be appreciated Jack, but if you could just log on like everyone else? 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
6406 Well yes, Jack, of course this assumes steady growth in magic beans share price. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
6407 On the basis of your tantrum, we agree to back your plan to run the US of A for four more years. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
6408 Don't worry about little ol' me. I'm also strategizing to reach the top. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
6409 Our current growth is in line with the magic beans’ projections” @cdnsk198 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
6410 Thought I was the only fake one 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
6411 FeFiFoFum!" said Jack, "Corporate greed will get me more gold than any goose! 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
6412 🤓 "I'm not sure that we're all singing from the same hymn sheet." 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
6413 As I was saying:”Golden egg sales have been increasing steadily over the third quarter” 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
6414 "Stonks and the Bean Stalk 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
6415 so this is where the bean counters work 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
6416 Not a giant. Giants of industry. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
6417 Oh hey! Can you help us out down here? 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
6418 Sadly, the only giant Jack's descendant could find was a cloud-based proliferation of middle managers. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
6419 Hey you Karens & Kens! Get ready to be busy, your plan is workin’! 🦠 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
6420 ...and, notwithstanding the obvious, the growth in bovine capital dramatically exceeds any increase in pest removal expenses related to malfunctioning bean transport... 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
6421 Jack, as you can see, according to this chart, you have a lot more climb in you. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
6422 Makes Purgatory stay an option 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
6423 This cloud is made of mashed potatoes and we have it booked until 11:30. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
6424 Fe Fi Fo Fum People. Our Fees have exceeded our Fi-nancial budget Fo-r February's Umbrella account. How do we fix this? 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
6425 The next morning Jack realized it was only a Covid dream. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
6426 Fee-Fi-Fo-Fum, we're much worse than that giant scum! 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
6427 He'd need more magic than that to supplant us as the cloud computing giants. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
6428 No, we’re not bean counters. We’re Sales Reps’. Accounting is two clouds down. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
6429 See, I had told you I didn’t need no vaccine! 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
6430 A foundation for children will be good as divorcing rate continue to grow, we just need to find a sponsor first. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0