Contest #736


Cartoon

736

The winning captions

These captions are chosen by The New Yorker.

  1. “Your meal came with a toy?”
  2. “Evolve already.”
  3. “If that’s a courtship display, I think I know how we go extinct.”


Name Value
Submission deadline 2020-12-06T17:29:00.000Z
Voting started -
Voting ended 2020-12-20T17:31:00.000Z
Finalists announced 2020-12-14T17:30:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued December 21, 2020
Number of captions 6954
Number of responses 869589
Number of participants -


Dashboard

In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 You can advocate for wind power all you want, Randy, but you’re not going to escape your fossil fuel destiny. 2.0448 0.01019 5798 1620 2298 1880
1 ‘You know, sometimes I look at you Dave and think our species is doomed.’ 2.0269 0.01098 4942 1406 1997 1539
2 No one will ever wear that. Not in 100 million years. 2.0193 0.00812 9566 2926 3529 3111
3 How did you get it on? 2.0151 0.01151 5017 1630 1681 1706
4 We send you 65 million years into the future and that's all you bring back? 2.0064 0.02087 1411 429 544 438
5 If that’s a courtship display, I think I know how we go extinct. 1.9662 0.00925 7256 2380 2741 2135
6 I don't know what you want me to do about it. I can't reach it either. 1.9438 0.01759 1958 651 766 541
7 Your meal came with a toy? 1.9365 0.00859 8683 3075 3084 2524
8 You’re right. No one will notice the arms anymore. 1.9246 0.01551 2428 807 997 624
9 I'm sorry, Herbert. I can't keep waiting for you to evolve. 1.8860 0.01214 4043 1461 1582 1000
10 They put me at the children's table; so I ate one. 1.8858 0.01295 3994 1591 1268 1135
11 You're 65 million years old, Todd. 1.8762 0.01435 3111 1213 1070 828
12 It would be a cruel irony if we go extinct but those hats endure. 1.8746 0.01009 6325 2481 2156 1688
13 Well, it's an improvement over your MAGA hat. 1.8741 0.01079 6052 2560 1694 1798
14 What do you mean you don’t know what happened to the kid ? 1.8618 0.01482 2807 1086 1023 698
15 It just doesn't say 'apex predator' to me. 1.8446 0.01064 5645 2309 1904 1432
16 I decided to stop taking life so seriously. We rule the planet, what's the worst that could happen? 1.8425 0.01747 2032 815 722 495
17 I’m just glad you’ve stopped wearing crocs. 1.8264 0.01920 1688 697 587 404
18 That's gonna keep some archeologist up for nights in about 3 trillion years from now. 1.8237 0.01321 3454 1399 1265 790
19 My opinion? Your hat says, "I have chosen not to mate. Like ever." 1.8160 0.01607 2419 1019 826 574
20 That must be from our preposterous period. 1.8128 0.01382 3441 1513 1059 869
21 Brains the size of a walnut don't need cooling fans. 1.8083 0.01745 2029 858 702 469
22 I’m a Velocicopter. 1.7950 0.01187 4606 2064 1422 1120
23 Maybe a little younger, but you still look prehistoric. 1.7732 0.01910 1477 603 606 268
24 How’d you get your hands on one of those? 1.7555 0.02791 769 347 263 159
25 Well, to be honest, Phil. I would have eaten the hat too. 1.7495 0.01448 2794 1256 982 556
26 The hat is kinda dorky but the kid was delicious. 1.7445 0.01092 5155 2410 1652 1093
27 And now we will hear from Mr. Giuliani’s next witness 1.7441 0.01335 3775 1877 987 911
28 Why? Because my arms are too short to take it off. 1.7396 0.01543 2285 996 888 401
29 Yes, I think it does make you more approachable". 1.7249 0.01488 2377 1042 947 388
30 All I'm saying is Tyrannosaurus Rex translates as “King of the Tyrant Lizards” and the hat kind of takes away from that. 1.7235 0.01468 2557 1155 954 448
31 So you've swapped your MAGA cap for the Guiliani?" 1.7165 0.02215 1351 693 348 310
32 Wait, what? We’re going extinct? I thought you said wear something distinct! 1.7101 0.01538 2701 1368 748 585
33 Even worse. Now you look like a child predator. 1.7082 0.01764 1926 940 608 378
34 I wouldn't be caught extinct in that. 1.7079 0.01366 3259 1605 1001 653
35 I still think solar is the way to go. 1.7076 0.02113 1214 558 453 203
36 I don't care if he's Jewish. Noah will not let you on with that 1.7045 0.02149 1323 657 400 266
37 Did you have fun at Jurassic Park? 1.7037 0.02509 928 449 305 174
38 Whoever told you that was a meteor deflector was lying to you, Carl. 1.6938 0.01627 2146 1038 727 381
39 Yes. it does make your arms look too short. 1.6936 0.01492 2598 1271 852 475
40 How did you put that on? 1.6934 0.01238 3989 2019 1174 796
41 No, it doesn’t make your arms look small. . . but how did you get it on your head? 1.6928 0.01111 4750 2345 1519 886
42 I don't know, Bob. It's a nice hat, but that boy's mom is bound to ask where the rest of him is. 1.6888 0.01201 4142 2082 1267 793
43 Well yes, it does make you look younger, but prehistoric is still ‘prehistoric. 1.6859 0.01272 3372 1616 1199 557
44 It’s not very funny now, but who knows in a million years or so. 1.6844 0.01878 1489 700 559 230
45 Jerry, think extinction with dignity. 1.6778 0.01973 1381 665 496 220
46 Be patient. In ten million years, you'll fly without that. 1.6754 0.01405 3210 1707 838 665
47 You’ll get jurasskicked wearing that. 1.6752 0.01884 1749 919 479 351
48 My first question is, how did you put it on? 1.6657 0.01958 1379 672 496 211
49 I now identify as velocicopter. 1.6610 0.01537 2543 1341 723 479
50 Get it off? How the heck did you put it on? 1.6571 0.01605 2289 1202 670 417
51 It just doesn't say "meat eater' to me. 1.6567 0.01949 1366 669 497 200
52 Gary. You’re bald. Maybe it’s time for you to accept it. 1.6564 0.01760 1880 981 564 335
53 You think I haven't tried taking if off? 1.6561 0.01548 2376 1225 743 408
54 Nope. You’re still on the ground. Try waving your arms more. 1.6559 0.01693 1924 975 636 313
55 It came with the snack. 1.6546 0.01616 2183 1129 679 375
56 What? It came with the meal! 1.6519 0.01623 2218 1168 654 396
57 Sorry, I can’t reach it either. 1.6438 0.01607 2139 1107 687 345
58 The Rabbi is not going to be pleased. 1.6420 0.01682 2112 1144 580 388
59 Makes you look a lot smarter than did that MAGA hat. 1.6408 0.01700 2149 1192 537 420
60 He's a salesman. It's his job to say it looks good on you. 1.6391 0.01808 1668 864 542 262
61 We might both be going extinct but only one of us is going out looking like an idiot. 1.6363 0.01792 1746 922 537 287
62 Wind? But you once said our future's in fossil fuel! 1.6356 0.01782 1781 946 538 297
63 You look like a dorkasour. 1.6349 0.01765 1868 1009 532 327
64 That hat is prehysterical. 1.6342 0.01895 1695 939 437 319
65 It was really yummy, and it came with this prize! 1.6274 0.01927 1495 797 458 240
66 I don't like it either, but I can't reach the damn thing to take it off. 1.6260 0.01829 1762 972 477 313
67 We'll go extinct before you'll catch me wearing one of those. 1.6228 0.02384 965 515 299 151
68 I'm just messing with future paleontologists. 1.6218 0.01924 1388 718 477 193
69 "That's really going to mess with the museum people." 1.6169 0.01969 1446 788 424 234
70 It's a very light hearted sect of Judaism. 1.6163 0.02077 1371 769 359 243
71 I like it, I'm just not sure it says, "Apex Predator." 1.6163 0.01954 1337 696 458 183
72 ...And so that was my first day at Google. 1.6149 0.03206 522 279 165 78
73 I just really feel like wind power is better for the environment than fossil fuels. 1.6145 0.02004 1419 783 400 236
74 It came with a tasty attachment. 1.6115 0.02831 677 366 208 103
75 Got it at the Museum of Extinct Species. The human exhibit is hilarious. 1.6080 0.02133 1329 764 322 243
76 You want my honest, cold-blooded opinion? 1.6063 0.02242 1044 560 335 149
77 well it does make you look younger but not in a good way 1.6046 0.02017 1262 672 417 173
78 You know, compared to the MAGA cap, this one actually makes you look quite intelligent. 1.6037 0.02174 1249 714 316 219
79 My--haven't WE evolved! 1.6013 0.02586 745 393 256 96
80 Raptor, not Copter. 1.6012 0.02542 840 462 251 127
81 So your doctor said it's a reptile dysfunction? 1.6003 0.02832 713 403 192 118
82 Nice to meet you, too, Lloyd, although I gotta admit I thought all the Doofusauruses were already extinct. 1.5940 0.03193 537 300 155 82
83 ...chubby kid...about 4'-6"... glasses?" - "Sorry, haven't seen him 1.5936 0.02243 1090 610 313 167
84 Well, Phil, if you can’t wear a whirly beanie to an asteroid arrival party, when can you?” 1.5926 0.02217 1075 592 329 154
85 So you’re the guy from Tech support ??? 1.5922 0.02271 1047 583 308 156
86 Boy, natural selection sure is taking its sweet time with you. 1.5902 0.02227 1042 570 329 143
87 Yeah it’s cute, where’s Timmy? 1.5901 0.02326 1032 586 283 163
88 That look is so Cretaceous. 1.5892 0.02260 1020 561 317 142
89 I wish we could spin it, but on the bright side, we survived the last pandemic because we couldn't touch our faces. 1.5888 0.02275 1014 560 311 143
90 Well, I can probably return the hat, but the kid who was wearing it might be another story. 1.5856 0.02408 975 561 257 157
91 I hope you're not wearing that in any cave paintings 1.5844 0.02416 960 551 257 152
92 It's kind of a clue you ate him, Fred. 1.5834 0.02398 953 542 266 145
93 I take it flapping your arms really fast didn't work? 1.5819 0.02371 928 517 282 129
94 Remember, act real friendly and then ask them if they’d like to come over and play in the swamp. 1.5810 0.02311 926 504 306 116
95 I can tell that somewhere deep inside of you there is a child. 1.5808 0.03295 489 275 144 70
96 No, it’s fine I just thought we were both going to dress up. 1.5804 0.02348 920 507 292 121
97 It’s required now that I’m on the Trump legal team. 1.5802 0.02596 910 550 192 168
98 How fast do you have to run to get it started? 1.5780 0.02509 891 517 233 141
99 It looked better on your lunch. 1.5771 0.02399 882 489 277 116
100 Nice idea, but it’ll never take off! 1.5770 0.02568 740 403 247 90
101 You need to grow up and start killing stuff. 1.5748 0.02493 849 481 248 120
102 Let me explain 'fight or flight' one more time. 1.5737 0.03018 570 321 171 78
103 I see you landed the Google internship. 1.5730 0.02505 829 468 247 114
104 You ate that kid 40 years ago. The hat thing really isn't funny anymore. 1.5723 0.02554 823 472 231 120
105 It just doesn't read 'ferocious.' 1.5716 0.02547 824 472 233 119
106 65 million years from now they’re still going to be making fun of that stupid hat. 1.5693 0.02603 794 458 220 116
107 Nope. I'd rather go extinct. 1.5687 0.02525 793 445 245 103
108 I didn't know you're a Republican. 1.5680 0.02897 699 421 159 119
109 No, I mean you literally can't pull it off. 1.5678 0.02701 789 471 188 130
110 We built you a time machine, you could have brought us an electric guitar, a computer, a covid vaccine... 1.5676 0.02722 777 464 185 128
111 I’m sitting on eggs, and you went to a frat party! 1.5674 0.02636 779 452 212 115
112 Corporate says I need to look less threatening 1.5668 0.02612 764 436 223 105
113 Let me guess what you had for breakfast. 1.5649 0.02641 763 441 213 109
114 It’s quite a statement no matter which way you spin it. 1.5630 0.02620 746 425 222 99
115 Wish I could help ya, but I can't reach it either! 1.5628 0.02675 741 429 207 105
116 I guess you're stuck with it until your arms evolve. 1.5626 0.02635 743 425 218 100
117 I"m not going to ask how you got it up there. I"m going to ask why. 1.5624 0.02650 745 429 213 103
118 At your age your father had three kids 1.5617 0.02684 705 401 212 92
119 I think it looks great, but my brain is also the size of a walnut. 1.5609 0.02673 722 414 211 97
120 Just so you know, Rex, everybody’s calling you Beaniesaurus. 1.5605 0.02710 719 417 201 101
121 It’s a pterrible idea 1.5602 0.02741 723 425 191 107
122 Makes you look like a herbivore 1.5599 0.02720 718 418 198 102
123 I got it at a going out of existence sale 1.5596 0.03086 545 314 157 74
124 It’s the apocalypse Carol, I can cope any way I please 1.5590 0.02650 712 404 218 90
125 Check out my asteroid detector! It sill needs some work though; it's been spinning like crazy for the past 2 days. 1.5587 0.02664 707 402 215 90
126 It may not keep you safe, but it'll sure screw up the fossil record! 1.5567 0.02720 688 395 203 90
127 Um, Bryan, Pride was last month. 1.5562 0.02812 676 397 182 97
128 You ate the whole party and didn't invite me? 1.5559 0.02756 689 401 193 95
129 Well, I have to admit it’s an improvement over your MAGA cap. 1.5551 0.02820 681 403 178 100
130 Trump said it would cure my COVID. 1.5543 0.03279 525 317 125 83
131 Well, I guess your brain really is the size of a walnut. 1.5534 0.02801 665 388 186 91
132 How the hell did you get that on all by yourself? 1.5527 0.02767 655 376 196 83
133 Honestly, it makes me doubt our future as a species. 1.5502 0.02844 647 380 178 89
134 I just can't help but feel like you wasted your wish. 1.5497 0.02921 644 387 160 97
135 On second thought, I would go with the toupee. 1.5496 0.02833 635 369 183 83
136 I feel like Gary Larson would know what I should say. 1.5496 0.02877 635 374 173 88
137 I'm sorry sir, but it's time to leave the White House now. 1.5491 0.03207 601 382 108 111
138 You know what plastic is made of, right? 1.5481 0.03800 405 251 86 68
139 A million years from now, when they excavate us, they'll know we had a terrific sense of humor. 1.5463 0.02783 615 349 196 70
140 Those will never catch on, not in a hundred million years. 1.5435 0.02881 598 347 177 74
141 Younger yes, but you still look prehistoric. 1.5411 0.03003 584 349 154 81
142 You learned to time travel and that’s all you brought back? 1.5393 0.02966 573 337 163 73
143 Trust me. In 75 million years,everyone will be wearing one. 1.5379 0.03011 567 337 155 75
144 Everyone’s going to know you’re a freshman. 1.5372 0.02917 564 326 173 65
145 Global warming? You and your crazy conspiracy theories. 1.5368 0.03183 475 275 145 55
146 Wow! So.cool! Do your parents know you've come out? 1.5354 0.03067 551 330 147 74
147 Evolve, already. 1.5342 0.03110 541 326 141 74
148 I'm not saying we should be ashamed about the brain-the-size-of-a-walnut thing, but I'm also not saying we should advertise the fact. 1.5341 0.03046 543 322 152 69
149 Yes, you do look stupid. But, in the long run, it doesn't matter. 1.5318 0.03097 534 320 144 70
150 You’re Modern Orthodox? 1.5312 0.03278 465 276 131 58
151 Cute idea, but it'll never get off the ground. 1.5307 0.03104 522 311 145 66
152 “You’re a dinosaur for God’s sake - act like it.” 1.5285 0.03115 509 302 145 62
153 Party now. The end is near. 1.5285 0.03347 439 260 126 53
154 Yes, I get how its supposed keep your head cool, but we're reptiles. 1.5265 0.03230 452 264 138 50
155 . Helicopter Dad 1.5243 0.03199 494 298 133 63
156 I just think it will be funny when they dig me up in 65 million years. 1.5237 0.03270 485 296 124 65
157 That hat just perpetuates the stereotype that we have small brains. 1.5236 0.03141 487 288 143 56
158 They’ll still know you have a bald spot. 1.5219 0.03110 479 280 148 51
159 I think it sends the wrong message. 1.5218 0.03211 481 289 133 59
160 Dammit, Larry, you're a carnivore, act like one. 1.5218 0.03291 481 295 121 65
161 So walking upright didn’t draw enough attention? 1.5202 0.03234 471 283 131 57
162 Kid meals are the best. 1.5199 0.03312 477 294 118 65
163 Even if it works, who the hell needs an asteroid detector? 1.5182 0.03366 467 290 112 65
164 Does this hat make my teeth look big? 1.5166 0.03301 453 274 124 55
165 I thought we agreed playgrounds were off the menu Johnny 1.5165 0.03363 455 280 115 60
166 It’s not a phase, Dad! This is how I express myself! 1.5154 0.03236 454 271 132 51
167 Darwin was right. 1.5146 0.03330 445 270 121 54
168 Can you help me out here? A monkey put this damn thing on my head a week ago, and I CANT REACH IT! 1.5136 0.03363 442 270 117 55
169 Eventually, that'll make some paleontologist's career. 1.5135 0.03370 446 274 115 57
170 So you're going for the dorkosaurus look? 1.5135 0.03295 446 269 125 52
171 Your meal came with a prize?! 1.5128 0.05056 195 119 52 24
172 What? It was a going extinct sale. 1.5125 0.03206 439 258 137 44
173 We’re about to go extinct, and that’s your last purchase? 1.5116 0.03514 432 272 99 61
174 I said your look needs to evolve, not revolve. 1.5116 0.03499 432 271 101 60
175 ''It makes you look like you have a very small brain!'' 1.5115 0.03319 436 263 123 50
176 Yeah, but it will drive the paleontologists crazy... 1.5115 0.03366 436 266 117 53
177 It's time to concede Mr President 1.5094 0.03583 426 272 91 63
178 It just doesn't say apex predator. 1.5084 0.03317 419 250 125 44
179 You know I can’t reach it either right? 1.5084 0.03452 419 258 109 52
180 How'd you get that on? 1.5084 0.03300 419 252 123 44
181 Technology will be the death of us all. 1.5083 0.03423 421 258 112 51
182 Looks cute but you will never get off the ground 1.5083 0.03289 421 250 128 43
183 C'mon Frank, extinction is real, please stop watching Fox News. 1.5083 0.03678 421 274 80 67
184 Are you smiling? I can’t tell if you’re smiling. 1.5083 0.03444 423 261 109 53
185 Alright, I’ll give you one more spin, but then we switch. 1.5072 0.03403 416 253 115 48
186 How did you put it on your head? 1.5061 0.03520 411 256 102 53
187 The time machine worked - and THIS is what you came back with? 1.5061 0.03456 413 254 109 50
188 Early evidence showing birds evolved from dinosaurs. 1.5054 0.03770 368 232 86 50
189 You are what you eat, my friend. 1.5037 0.03520 403 250 103 50
190 He tasted like chicken, but I got this neat hat. 1.5037 0.03454 405 248 110 47
191 Let me explain again what the word camouflage means. 1.5025 0.03544 402 251 100 51
192 It's just until we evolve into birds. 1.5025 0.03491 402 248 106 48
193 Don't feel bad. You can get rid of it next year, when you're a sophomorosaurus. 1.5025 0.03527 402 250 102 50
194 A flying hat?!! What’s next, a wheel? 1.5025 0.03383 402 242 118 42
195 “And now that it’s landed on my head, I can’t get it off” 1.5000 0.03585 388 242 98 48
196 Yes, it’s colorful, but it just doesn’t scream ‘Top predator’ to me. 1.5000 0.03519 378 230 107 41
197 The whole family is waiting for you to evolve, Dennis. 1.5000 0.03553 390 242 101 47
198 When Bill said the propeller hat had gone the way of the dinosaur, this is not what he meant. 1.4987 0.03370 395 237 119 39
199 I can't get it off 1.4987 0.03484 389 238 108 43
200 Sure... you got it from a traveler from the future. No, no - I believe you. 1.4987 0.03408 389 234 116 39
201 Yeah, ‘cause nothing says fierce predator like a helicopter beanie. 1.4987 0.03670 389 248 88 53
202 Lucky! I never get a toy with my kid meal. 1.4987 0.03597 389 244 96 49
203 I won last week’s New Yorker cartoon caption contest and all I got was this stupid spinning hat. 1.4987 0.03633 389 246 92 51
204 I think I know why critters aren’t running from you any more. 1.4974 0.03570 382 237 100 45
205 The end is near. 1.4974 0.03570 382 237 100 45
206 You may look a little silly, but it's not the end of the world. 1.4974 0.03472 382 232 110 40
207 Even the herbivores think you look stupid." 1.4961 0.03732 383 247 82 54
208 Amazon, and it was highly rated. 1.4947 0.03671 376 238 90 48
209 It came with lunch. 1.4933 0.03547 371 228 103 40
210 I said you needed to evolve not revolve... 1.4933 0.03527 371 227 105 39
211 It’s not really Age appropriate. 1.4933 0.03766 371 239 81 51
212 Genius. Instead of sneaking up on our prey, we stun them, then move in quickly, while they’re still laughing. 1.4918 0.03680 364 229 91 44
213 Your’re proudly wearing the mortar board of Trump University. 1.4918 0.03977 364 244 61 59
214 If I had to guess I'd say the pterodactyls are trolling you. 1.4904 0.03548 365 224 103 38
215 Just because it tasted good doesn’t mean it had good taste. 1.4904 0.03729 363 231 86 46
216 No, it's not "coming back." None of us are coming back. 1.4904 0.03625 363 226 96 41
217 What did you do with the kid" 1.4903 0.03765 361 231 83 47
218 Did you keep the receipt? 1.4887 0.03583 354 217 101 36
219 It’s clear to me that you’ve failed to evolve. 1.4873 0.03657 353 220 94 39
220 I figured out why you're single 1.4873 0.03635 353 219 96 38
221 That's your plan to get us out of here!? 1.4871 0.03732 349 220 88 41
222 End-of-time impulse buys. 1.4871 0.03710 349 219 90 40
223 They'll never let you wear that in the synagogue. 1.4870 0.03771 347 220 85 42
224 You know we're all colorblind. 1.4861 0.03678 323 196 97 30
225 Twenty minutes to the asteroid and you're going with 'dorks' instead of 'fearsome predators' for all eternity? Where's the pride, Bob? 1.4861 0.03781 323 200 89 34
226 When they find your bones they'll say you died of embarrassment. 1.4856 0.03740 348 220 87 41
227 We're facing extinction,Bob. Get it together. 1.4855 0.03689 346 216 92 38
228 No, they don't make you fly. They just make you look stupid. 1.4855 0.03779 346 220 84 42
229 Amazon Prime - and it arrived the next day. 1.4855 0.03750 344 217 87 40
230 No, I will not call you 'partysaurus." 1.4854 0.03856 342 220 78 44
231 Thirty million years from now this will drive archaeologists crazy. 1.4854 0.03603 342 209 100 33
232 So I guess "Don't ask don't tell" is off the table? 1.4838 0.03721 339 212 90 37
233 Yeah, it's weird, but it's not the end of the world. 1.4825 0.03603 342 210 99 33
234 They told me, ‘innovation or extinction.’ 1.4825 0.03743 342 216 87 39
235 Sometimes I think you don’t even WANT to evolve! 1.4822 0.03776 338 214 85 39
236 What kid? I didn’t eat any kid. 1.4822 0.03609 338 207 99 32
237 The guys think you’re damaging our brand of being terrifying predators, Bob. 1.4822 0.03658 338 209 95 34
238 No but it protects me from meteors. 1.4822 0.03682 338 210 93 35
239 I no longer care if we go extinct. 1.4820 0.03786 334 211 85 38
240 This is how I get my food delivered during the pandemic! I stay still and children try to get the hat. No scavenging. So convenient! 1.4820 0.03665 334 206 95 33
241 It's guys like you that make me wish a huge meteor would just smash into the earth. 1.4807 0.03807 337 215 82 40
242 Like so many great inventions, this one’s ahead of its time. My guess is by about a billion years. 1.4807 0.03592 337 206 100 31
243 Well, it'll definitely confuse the archeologists. 1.4805 0.03697 333 207 92 34
244 For a species with no natural predators, you sure fell victim to fashion. 1.4805 0.03841 333 213 80 40
245 Being prehistoric doesn’t mean I can’t regress . 1.4805 0.03648 333 205 96 32
246 I see you've decided to make the switch from fossil fuels to wind power 1.4805 0.03746 333 209 88 36
247 What the heck is a "helicopteraptor"?!? 1.4787 0.03787 328 207 85 36
248 This is how you're dealing with climate change? 1.4787 0.03812 328 208 83 37
249 My shrink says I’m just going through an epoch. 1.4787 0.03688 328 203 93 32
250 Oh, my hat looks crazy, does it? Says the same guy who thinks giant ball of fire is going to end life as we know it 1.4785 0.03729 326 203 90 33
251 Just indulge your mother until your birthday is over. 1.4783 0.03814 322 203 84 35
252 I'm telling you, Frank. This is the future. 1.4769 0.04007 325 214 67 44
253 No Wally, Gator Pride Day was last week. 1.4769 0.03737 325 203 89 33
254 I read the same article you did but I don't think that's how evolving into birds works. 1.4768 0.03780 323 203 86 34
255 Well that new Trump 2024 hat looks a little bit more on message. 1.4768 0.04073 323 215 62 46
256 Okay I'll say it. It doesn't evoke fear. 1.4765 0.03601 319 193 100 26
257 Nice try, but fossil fuels are our destiny 1.4748 0.03874 318 203 79 36
258 I think dyno-soar is a great name for it. 1.4748 0.03848 318 202 81 35
259 We should probably just tell them that we ate their boy. 1.4744 0.03823 312 196 84 32
260 I see you ate lunch, without me... 1.4730 0.03875 315 201 79 35
261 I wouldn't be caught extinct in that hat. 1.4730 0.03943 296 187 78 31
262 And that’s your escape plan to avoid extinction? 1.4728 0.03787 313 196 86 31
263 Read the room, Rex. 1.4728 0.03893 313 200 78 35
264 Do I look presidential? 1.4728 0.04173 313 211 56 46
265 ..And you're saying you can't take it off because your arms are too tiny? 1.4708 0.03966 308 199 73 36
266 well...she may now notice you... but not in a good way 1.4708 0.03885 308 196 79 33
267 Does this make me look stupid? 1.4708 0.03966 308 199 73 36
268 What? Too last era? 1.4708 0.03885 308 196 79 33
269 It's not something I'd wear to hunt and kill prey with, but, that's just me. 1.4702 0.03741 302 186 90 26
270 This one, or the stetson? 1.4686 0.04095 303 200 64 39
271 It draws the eyes up, away from my less flattering areas. 1.4664 0.03835 298 187 83 28
272 You're evolving, but not in a good way. 1.4662 0.03824 296 185 84 27
273 You don't look cut out for natural selection. 1.4660 0.03902 294 186 79 29
274 that's it. we're doomed. 1.4660 0.03872 294 185 81 28
275 Personally, I'm not a fan. 1.4658 0.03891 292 184 80 28
276 No, I like it, I really do. Just don't get your hopes up about flying. 1.4658 0.03799 292 181 86 25
277 All I'm asking is, what's the point if you can't even reach it? 1.4655 0.04060 290 188 69 33
278 That will definitely keep everyone 6 feet away. 1.4655 0.03910 290 183 79 28
279 Help getting it off? How’d you even get it on? 1.4655 0.03849 290 181 83 26
280 I'd love to be there when the archeologists dig up your remains. 1.4655 0.04001 290 186 73 31
281 Will you just evolve already? 1.4655 0.03910 290 183 79 28
282 How was your first day at Google? 1.4655 0.03910 290 183 79 28
283 Is it windy or are you just glad to see me? 1.4634 0.03877 287 180 81 26
284 New to campus? 1.4632 0.03896 285 179 80 26
285 I think it makes me more approachable 1.4618 0.04062 275 176 71 28
286 I’m afraid this is about as far as we’ll get without thumbs. 1.4615 0.03948 286 182 76 28
287 Everyone will think you have a brain the size of a walnut. 1.4615 0.03979 286 183 74 29
288 Helicoptaur 1.4615 0.03948 286 182 76 28
289 Dad, that is sooooooo Triassic period! 1.4615 0.04010 286 184 72 30
290 Not sure why, but kids just love it and I love eating them. 1.4615 0.04010 286 184 72 30
291 Does this cap make me look endangered? 1.4612 0.04384 245 159 59 27
292 No, it doesn’t make you look fat. 1.4610 0.04051 282 182 70 30
293 They told me it would spark joy 1.4588 0.05414 170 113 36 21
294 Are you running for president? 1.4588 0.04176 279 184 62 33
295 The nerd gene appears for the first time. 1.4588 0.04083 279 181 68 30
296 What next? Feathers? 1.4585 0.04104 277 180 67 30
297 I can't help you, Carl -- my arms won't reach that high, either. 1.4585 0.04007 277 177 73 27
298 I know, but all the mammals have one. 1.4585 0.04007 277 177 73 27
299 You can’t just say you’re a pterodactyl. 1.4582 0.03894 275 172 80 23
300 I'm going to ask you once -- have you been using the time machine again? 1.4582 0.03894 275 172 80 23
301 Well, it does hide your bald spot. 1.4579 0.03914 273 171 79 23
302 Son, it's time you get in touch with your reptilian brain. 1.4579 0.04148 273 178 65 30
303 you ate Bobby, didn't you? 1.4579 0.03914 273 171 79 23
304 You're 65 million years old. It's time to grow up. 1.4562 0.04136 274 179 65 30
305 So, now you're a party animal? 1.4562 0.04168 274 180 63 31
306 I thought I’d have a little fun before becoming extinct 1.4562 0.04005 274 175 73 26
307 I don’t care if it does make Hanukkah more fun, Bobby, you look like a putz. Not take the propeller off your yarmulke before the Brontsteins get here or I’m leaving for the tar pits. 1.4562 0.04232 274 182 59 33
308 I wouldn't be caught fossilized in that thing. 1.4559 0.04059 272 175 70 27
309 Lemme guess, you had lunch at the grade school today. 1.4556 0.04115 270 175 67 28
310 The cap made me suspicious, but it's your kid eating grin that gave you away." 1.4556 0.04013 270 172 73 25
311 This is going to mess with carbon dating. 1.4556 0.04311 270 181 55 34
312 I tried to tell you, letting humans domesticate you will just lead to humiliation. 1.4556 0.04246 270 179 59 32
313 I'm trying to appeal to a younger 'dino'graphic. 1.4556 0.04115 270 175 67 28
314 Trump 2024 fan gear 1.4556 0.04246 270 179 59 32
315 Rexxie! I think you've invented Color! And Fashion! And maybe, just maybe, Air Travel!! 1.4535 0.04158 269 176 64 29
316 Did you get me a t-shirt? 1.4528 0.04371 265 179 52 34
317 Why do you always have to make a jurassic of yourself? 1.4525 0.04494 263 181 45 37
318 It was worth the aftertaste. 1.4525 0.04262 263 174 59 30
319 I don't know, maybe my tastes have evolved. 1.4508 0.04041 264 169 71 24
320 Is the brachiosaurus messing with you again, Al? 1.4508 0.04181 264 173 63 28
321 It makes you look like a 3 billion year-old child. 1.4504 0.04169 262 171 64 27
322 Might as well go out in style. 1.4504 0.04062 262 168 70 24
323 If meteors don't get us, stupidity surely will. 1.4504 0.04341 262 176 54 32
324 I’d say that’s a little incriminating. 1.4504 0.04098 262 169 68 25
325 «I can see what you've had for breakfast today.» 1.4504 0.04062 262 168 70 24
326 I have seen the future, and it isn’t us... 1.4496 0.03995 258 163 74 21
327 It's powered by fossil fuel. 1.4471 0.04178 255 166 64 25
328 It’s not that I don’t like it, I just think it’s a bit of a reach for you. 1.4471 0.04358 255 171 54 30
329 You are sixty-five million years old Elias. It's time to start acting your age. 1.4466 0.04201 253 165 63 25
330 That hat? With those arms? 1.4466 0.03931 253 158 77 18
331 If it stops on red you have to kiss me. 1.4466 0.04126 253 163 67 23
332 After you eat someone, wearing their hat is just tacky 1.4466 0.04126 253 163 67 23
333 I wouldn't want to be caught dead in that thing. 1.4466 0.04088 253 162 69 22
334 Real funny. First you steal my hat. Then you put it somewhere in plain sight that I can’t reach. 1.4466 0.04275 253 167 59 27
335 Are you wearing that to the extinction event? 1.4466 0.04088 253 162 69 22
336 It does make you look younger. 1.4458 0.04325 249 165 57 27
337 It was a doomsday impulse buy. 1.4458 0.03974 249 156 75 18
338 OK, but you know we can't see colors. 1.4444 0.04212 252 165 62 25
339 All I want to know is how you got that on your head. 1.4444 0.04323 252 168 56 28
340 Sorry. Despite your colorful male display I'm still not interested. 1.4440 0.04236 250 164 61 25
341 Imagine if you were fossilized right now. Would you want to be wearing that thing on your head for 65 million years? 1.4440 0.04311 250 166 57 27
342 They were giving them away at a mall I stomped. 1.4440 0.04274 250 165 59 26
343 When they dig you up thousands of years from now, do you really want to be known as the dorkasaurus? 1.4440 0.04385 250 168 53 29
344 Mine came with a prize. 1.4440 0.04198 250 163 63 24
345 They're looking for a lost boy. No chance you came across him is there? 1.4440 0.04349 250 167 55 28
346 Dad- we only have one chance to make a final impression. 1.4440 0.04160 250 162 65 23
347 I said it’s about time we ‘evolve’, not ‘revolve’. 1.4440 0.04082 250 160 69 21
348 It came with the meal. 1.4440 0.04121 250 161 67 22
349 It must be from something you ate. 1.4431 0.04247 246 161 61 24
350 Cecil! You ate Beany?!? 1.4431 0.04438 246 166 51 29
351 You'll still scare them away. 1.4431 0.04247 246 161 61 24
352 That looks so Cretaceous Period. 1.4431 0.04286 246 162 59 25
353 This is what evolution looks like. 1.4421 0.04376 242 161 55 26
354 Dude, those things attracts asteriods!! 1.4408 0.04412 245 165 52 28
355 They're still going to confuse us for crocodiles. 1.4403 0.04121 243 156 67 20
356 I've joined an ultra liberal Synagogue 1.4403 0.04439 243 164 51 28
357 We evolve into birds. I'm giving evolution a little push. 1.4403 0.04553 243 167 45 31
358 Let's party like it's the end of the Cretaceous period. 1.4403 0.04080 243 155 69 19
359 I decided to step it up this mating season 1.4403 0.04401 243 163 53 27
360 Come on, it's not like a meteor is going to hit me while I'm wearing it... 1.4403 0.04323 243 161 57 25
361 It’s was my partying gift from the greatest administration, the best, most awesomest, no other administration ever came close 1.4403 0.04553 243 167 45 31
362 It was either these or a pair of crocs. 1.4393 0.04335 239 158 57 24
363 Adapt or die, dude. 1.4393 0.04294 239 157 59 23
364 That’s not evolution, it’s just a mistake. 1.4393 0.04169 239 154 65 20
365 I would take it off, but my arms won't reach 1.4393 0.04294 239 157 59 23
366 Dude, trust me...it TOTALLY takes the focus off of your nose! 1.4393 0.04294 239 157 59 23
367 Something tells me evolution is going to leave you out. 1.4393 0.04335 239 158 57 24
368 I’d rather be extinct than caught wearing one of those. 1.4393 0.04415 239 160 53 26
369 I know it looks ridiculous, but my only other choice was a MAGA hat. 1.4393 0.04455 239 161 51 27
370 Worst part is I can't take it off because my arms are too short 1.4393 0.04253 239 156 61 22
371 And now, how are you gonna take it off? 1.4393 0.04211 239 155 63 21
372 Actually, I think we fly by evolving into birds. 1.4388 0.04361 237 157 56 24
373 You made HOW MUCH doing a kid's birthday party? 1.4362 0.04201 243 159 62 22
374 Extinction may be justified. 1.4359 0.04315 234 154 58 22
375 You invented color? 1.4359 0.04315 234 154 58 22
376 It'll never get off the ground. 1.4359 0.04142 234 150 66 18
377 I'm more interested in HOW your put that on? 1.4359 0.04230 234 152 62 20
378 I'd never eat those kids, why would you even ask? 1.4359 0.04230 234 152 62 20
379 We’re all bald, you don’t need to hide it, Gary. 1.4353 0.04385 232 154 55 23
380 It’s just not dignified enough to wear to a mass extinction. 1.4348 0.04369 230 152 56 22
381 OK, now I can find you in a crowd. 1.4348 0.04369 230 152 56 22
382 I panic-bought it. 1.4348 0.04281 230 150 60 20
383 Please Dad! I really don't need a helicopter parent! 1.4323 0.04248 229 149 61 19
384 Jurassic Park wasn't as fun as I thought it would be. 1.4323 0.04424 229 153 53 23
385 It’s not just about the “likes” Phil, it’s about having self respect. 1.4323 0.04248 229 149 61 19
386 Does this hat make me look prehistoric? 1.4323 0.04292 229 150 59 20
387 That makes me wish I could see colors. 1.4317 0.04452 227 152 52 23
388 Dunno, something about "Making America Kind Again"! 1.4317 0.04582 227 155 46 26
389 Oh my god!! You've invented.... CUTE! 1.4317 0.04273 227 148 60 19
390 I guess I ask, because, well, we’re concerned. 1.4317 0.04408 227 151 54 22
391 Be honest with me. Does this make me look fat? 1.4317 0.04408 227 151 54 22
392 we're using drones now, where have you been? 1.4317 0.04408 227 151 54 22
393 That is so 65,000,000 years ago. 1.4317 0.04408 227 151 54 22
394 Well I think it's cute. If anyone else laughs, eat them. 1.4317 0.04273 227 148 60 19
395 Came with my happy meal. That baby was happy, before I ate him. 1.4317 0.04228 227 147 62 18
396 Maybe we deserve to go extinct. 1.4317 0.04582 227 155 46 26
397 I think there’s a reason it was in the Lost and Found bin. 1.4317 0.04039 227 143 70 14
398 Finally, a way for me find you in a crowd when we get separated at the tar pits. 1.4305 0.04037 223 140 70 13
399 You'd be surprised how many times the use of whimsy and an endearing appearance has saved my ass. 1.4305 0.04464 223 149 52 22
400 Every morning before I get dressed, I think to myself: "How will this look as a fossil?" 1.4305 0.04509 223 150 50 23
401 Take that ridiculous thing off, Brian. You're 70 million years old. 1.4305 0.04184 223 143 64 16
402 I think it makes me look more like a fun guy 1.4305 0.04232 223 144 62 17
403 No wonder we became extinct. 1.4305 0.04509 223 150 50 23
404 Mid Jurassic period life crisis Paul? 1.4305 0.04373 223 147 56 20
405 So I figured, with the asteroid coming and everything, why not try out a new look? 1.4286 0.04122 224 143 66 15
406 I don't know how you got it on, but I'd like to watch you try to take it off. 1.4286 0.04403 224 149 54 21
407 I see where you’re going with this, but I still think we’re destined for fossil fuel. 1.4286 0.04312 224 147 58 19
408 The pterodactyls put it there and they know I can't reach it. You've got to help me, Rex. 1.4286 0.04493 224 151 50 23
409 If you don’t stay relevant, you’re extinct. 1.4279 0.04291 222 145 59 18
410 Even now, that’s really outdated 1.4279 0.04146 222 142 65 15
411 I figured we might as well go out in style. 1.4279 0.04146 222 142 65 15
412 No, it doesn’t allow me to fly, but it does help me stand erect.” 1.4279 0.04146 222 142 65 15
413 T. Rex is going to eat you alive. 1.4279 0.04291 222 145 59 18
414 And that's what you are wearing to meet my parents? 1.4279 0.04291 222 145 59 18
415 I mean it does make you look a little cartoonish... but I think in this situation it works. 1.4279 0.04656 222 153 43 26
416 Do you always have to put your own spin on everything? 1.4273 0.04270 220 143 60 17
417 I'm not sure I'd call that progress. 1.4273 0.04270 220 143 60 17
418 What an innovation! That'll show those smart-ass mammals. 1.4259 0.04324 216 141 58 17
419 Baby steps, Rufus. We just learned to walk on land. 1.4259 0.04223 216 139 62 15
420 You seem qualified to run for President. 1.4259 0.04566 216 146 48 22
421 Now THERE's a look that should go extinct! 1.4259 0.04373 216 142 56 18
422 Life's too short to not take fashion risks. 1.4259 0.04373 216 142 56 18
423 I have to be honest, Ted. The colors really wash you out. 1.4259 0.04518 216 145 50 21
424 So you believe the geeks will inherit the Earth? 1.4259 0.04422 216 143 54 19
425 We can see in color now? 1.4259 0.04274 216 140 60 16
426 Face it, if we were meant to fly, we would have grown wings. 1.4259 0.04518 216 145 50 21
427 It was delicious and came with this toy surprise! 1.4259 0.04422 216 143 54 19
428 This is bad, Frank. Your volcano detector is spinning, 1.4259 0.04422 216 143 54 19
429 So, how did he taste? 1.4252 0.04596 214 145 47 22
430 No! A mask is still required! 1.4252 0.04548 214 144 49 21
431 I suspect you know something about the disappearance of Timmy. 1.4252 0.04548 214 144 49 21
432 Our synagogue is hoping to attract younger members 1.4252 0.04596 214 145 47 22
433 You're right, it does make you look younger! 1.4252 0.04401 214 141 55 18
434 How do you plan on spinning it? 1.4252 0.04644 214 146 45 23
435 Let me guess. It's the end of the world as we know it, and you feel fine. 1.4252 0.04401 214 141 55 18
436 Yes, Donald, it really is time for you to go. 1.4252 0.04644 214 146 45 23
437 It's not that you don't look younger. It's just that you look stupider. 1.4233 0.04336 215 141 57 17
438 Sorry Paul, I don't think I can reach it either. 1.4233 0.04385 215 142 55 18
439 Yeah, that’s what I hate about ordering on line, it never looks as good as the photo. 1.4233 0.04483 215 144 51 20
440 Asteroid, schmasteroid...I'm gonna have fun... 1.4225 0.04414 213 141 54 18
441 The asteroid is coming and you only grabbed one propeller hat? 1.4218 0.04392 211 139 55 17
442 It does add a nice bit of color, but the rest of us have decided to evolve wings. 1.4218 0.04642 211 144 45 22
443 Evolution isn't that easy, man. 1.4218 0.04392 211 139 55 17
444 It does make you look fat. 1.4218 0.04832 211 148 37 26
445 You should get one too. Apparently they don't shoot or eat animals that they think are cute. 1.4218 0.04443 211 140 53 18
446 Wallace, I trust you to tell me if this looks ridiculous. 1.4218 0.04340 211 138 57 16
447 Is this really how you want to be remembered 65 millions years from now? 1.4218 0.04493 211 141 51 19
448 It’s a little dated, but then again, we are dinosaurs. 1.4211 0.04315 209 136 58 15
449 Someday this will run on Fossil Fuel. 1.4211 0.04624 209 142 46 21
450 The extinction rumors are true. Everything will be gone soon. Everything except for your stupid plastic hat. 1.4211 0.04624 209 142 46 21
451 Yes, it looks ridiculous. But I'm impressed that you were able to even put it on. 1.4203 0.04502 207 138 51 18
452 Pledging a fraternity? 1.4203 0.04502 207 138 51 18
453 You traded our asteroid-proof shelter for that stupid hat!? 1.4183 0.04737 208 144 41 23
454 Well, it does convey a sense of joie de vivre. 1.4175 0.04515 206 138 50 18
455 Worst...disguise...ever... 1.4175 0.04670 206 141 44 21
456 Great. We've officially entered the Jerkrasic Period. 1.4175 0.04619 206 140 46 20
457 I hope the rest of him had better taste. 1.4175 0.04515 206 138 50 18
458 I traded my MAGA hat. 1.4175 0.04820 206 144 38 24
459 Excuse me, have you seen a little boy around here? 1.4175 0.04670 206 141 44 21
460 Explain it to me one more time HOW did you get it to start spinning 1.4175 0.04515 206 138 50 18
461 I don’t know, some kid in a DeLorean gave it to me. 1.4175 0.04409 206 136 54 16
462 Wait... did you say this look is going extinct, or that we are? 1.4175 0.04463 206 137 52 17
463 It’s cute ... but it’ll never fly! 1.4167 0.04546 204 137 49 18
464 Well, it looks better than your MAGA hat. 1.4167 0.04703 204 140 43 21
465 So we should party like there’s no tomorrow? 1.4167 0.04546 204 137 49 18
466 Off? How'd you get it on 1.4167 0.04546 204 137 49 18
467 No, I still don’t think the pterodactyls are going to accept you, Jim. 1.4158 0.04357 202 132 56 14
468 It makes you look like a Jur-Ass. 1.4150 0.04663 200 136 45 19
469 I say re-gift it. 1.4150 0.04443 200 132 53 15
470 Honestly it's just not the way I expected you to evolve when we met. 1.4150 0.04443 200 132 53 15
471 Somehow this is the least confusing thing I've seen all year 1.4141 0.04586 198 133 48 17
472 So you naturally selected this? 1.4141 0.04473 198 131 52 15
473 Though the asteroid is often blamed, Cretaceous males' astounding lack of sex appeal also may have contributed to the dinosaurs' ultimate extinction. 1.4141 0.04697 198 135 44 19
474 Who did you have to eat to get that one? 1.4141 0.04357 198 129 56 13
475 What meteorite? So you're basically saying that the party is canceled? 1.4141 0.04642 198 134 46 18
476 Well it's better than the toupee. 1.4129 0.04591 201 136 47 18
477 It makes your brain look even smaller. 1.4129 0.04591 201 136 47 18
478 Don't give me a hard time. It's the only thing I have ever won. 1.4129 0.04425 201 133 53 15
479 Silly, yes. But the rest of him was delicious. 1.4129 0.04481 201 134 51 16
480 NO! I am not going to spin it again for you. 1.4129 0.04425 201 133 53 15
481 I don’t really see us having a future together. 1.4129 0.04425 201 133 53 15
482 That will definitely confuse the paleontologists. 1.4129 0.04425 201 133 53 15
483 Cool, now flap your arms. 1.4124 0.04535 194 129 50 15
484 Is it wind, solar or a hybrid? 1.4121 0.04623 199 135 46 18
485 It proclaims to the world that though I'm a fearsome killing machine, I have the endearing heart of a little rascal. 1.4121 0.04732 199 137 42 20
486 Is that the prize that came on top of your kids meal? 1.4121 0.04568 199 137 45 17
487 I got this in the Museum Store of the Last Extinction. It was on the shelf with the MAGA hats. 1.4121 0.04678 199 136 44 19
488 Flying is not as easy as I thought 1.4121 0.04785 199 138 40 21
489 No, I don't think my arms are long enough to reach it either. 1.4121 0.04512 199 133 50 16
490 Oh yeah, no, that hat totally makes your arms look longer. 1.4112 0.04600 197 133 47 17
491 You know that attracts asteroids. 1.4112 0.04820 197 137 39 21
492 I didn't evolve, I matriculated 1.4112 0.04711 197 135 43 19
493 Has Darwin heard about this? 1.4112 0.04600 197 133 47 17
494 Join the Team, we're testing this for the president's new Space Force! 1.4112 0.04711 197 135 43 19
495 This clinging to youth is getting ridiculous. Face it, you're a dinosaur. 1.4112 0.04309 197 128 57 12
496 No, I’m not planning on running for president. Why do you ask? 1.4112 0.04711 197 135 43 19
497 If I could take it off I would. But the arms... 1.4112 0.04656 197 134 45 18
498 Welcome to Juradumbassic Park. 1.4103 0.04963 195 138 34 23
499 If we're going extinct, I'm going out in style. 1.4103 0.04517 195 130 50 15
500 Explain how that hat works better than a mask again... 1.4103 0.04801 195 135 40 20
501 Ever since last night my head won't stop spinning. 1.4093 0.04548 193 129 49 15
502 Yes, Phil, it does make you look younger. 1.4093 0.04489 193 128 51 14
503 Of course you look stupid. 1.4093 0.05054 193 138 31 24
504 I like it, but it will change the narrative. 1.4093 0.04723 193 132 43 18
505 Does this hat make me look herbivorous? 1.4084 0.04640 191 129 46 16
506 Cold blooded, but I can still party. 1.4084 0.04699 191 130 44 17
507 There is a fine line between goofy and whimsical. 1.4084 0.04815 191 132 40 19
508 What part of ‘we’re in the zoo not the circus’ don’t you understand? 1.4084 0.04815 191 132 40 19
509 I’m going for a sort of “not trying to eat you” kinda vibe. 1.4084 0.04815 191 132 40 19
510 Brian, I’m begging you. Please just sign the divorce papers. 1.4084 0.04758 191 131 42 18
511 Yeah, I suppose that it might help you catch prey...if they fall over dead with laughter. 1.4072 0.04588 194 131 47 16
512 I’m gonna be honest Dave, I hope you kept the receipt 1.4072 0.04471 194 129 51 14
513 Evolve or die, Stanley. 1.4053 0.04280 190 123 57 10
514 I feel light-headed 1.4053 0.05001 190 135 33 22
515 I thought it would bring some levity to the current climate. 1.4053 0.04773 190 131 41 18
516 I wouldn't be seen extinct with this on 1.4053 0.04471 190 126 51 13
517 It's the hat, isn't it? It's too much 1.4053 0.04654 190 129 45 16
518 Where on earth did you get that hat? 1.4043 0.04867 188 131 38 19
519 At least it's not a MAGA hat. 1.4043 0.04688 188 128 44 16
520 So that's evolution? 1.4043 0.04565 188 126 48 14
521 I don’t think that counts as evolution 1.4043 0.04808 188 130 40 18
522 Fly like a bird? Never in a million years! 1.4043 0.04808 188 130 40 18
523 Do you really want to be known as “that guy” for the next million years? 1.4043 0.04688 188 128 44 16
524 I know, but it helps me to stay erect. 1.4043 0.04749 188 129 42 17
525 I'm still not attracted to you, no matter how you spin it. 1.4043 0.04627 188 127 46 15
526 And you're sure that if enough of us wear them, the lava will go the other way? 1.4043 0.04503 188 125 50 13
527 I have so many questions about that thing, Louis. For starters, how did you get it up there? 1.4043 0.04439 188 124 52 12
528 Not in a million years! 1.4043 0.04565 188 126 48 14
529 I found this ancient human artifact, and the spinner still works! 1.4043 0.04808 188 130 40 18
530 Looking good, but you're still no pterodactyl. 1.4043 0.04749 188 129 42 17
531 Goop says it can ward off the negative energy that attracts meteors. 1.4043 0.04925 188 132 36 20
532 If that's your best courtship display, we're going extinct 1.4032 0.04784 186 128 41 17
533 I understand that you identify as avian. 1.4022 0.04696 184 125 44 15
534 In all honesty, I think you've just set evolution back 10 million years. 1.4022 0.04758 184 126 42 16
535 I'll grant that it's stylish, but this doesn't make you a pterodactyl. 1.4022 0.04502 184 122 50 12
536 I’m pretty sure pterodactyls have wings. 1.4022 0.04435 184 121 52 11
537 They only had one. 1.4022 0.04820 184 127 40 17
538 YOLO? Com'on, man! Next thing you'll claim is a big rock will come from the sky and wipe us all out 1.4022 0.04632 184 124 46 14
539 Just because it's the end of the world doesn't mean I can't have some fun, Roger. 1.4022 0.04942 184 129 36 19
540 But you don't understand, I'm wearing it ironically. 1.4022 0.04632 184 124 46 14
541 I think it is way off brand. 1.4022 0.04696 184 125 44 15
542 The “Mythical Toyrannosaurus Rex” 1.4022 0.04882 184 128 38 18
543 No, the word is "evolved" not "revolved." 1.4022 0.04632 184 124 46 14
544 Tell me the truth. Does this hat make me look extinct? 1.4022 0.04502 184 122 50 12
545 Just promise you'll take it off before you petrify. 1.4022 0.04696 184 125 44 15
546 How did you even get it up there? 1.4022 0.04632 184 124 46 14
547 I plan to start this bad boy up when the meteors hit. 1.4022 0.04696 184 125 44 15
548 I didn't know what to wear to an exctinction party. 1.4022 0.04632 184 124 46 14
549 Ironic yet Neolithic. 1.4022 0.04632 184 124 46 14
550 2020 made me wear this. 1.4022 0.04632 184 124 46 14
551 I heard Trump saying this hat would prevent COVID19 1.4022 0.05119 184 132 30 22
552 Does it make me look fat ? 1.4022 0.04696 184 125 44 15
553 I think it’s ahead of its time. 1.4011 0.04857 182 126 39 17
554 I’d say southwesterly, maybe 10-15 knots? 1.4011 0.04794 182 125 41 16
555 Dress for the job you want! 1.3989 0.04897 183 128 37 18
556 Each snack comes with a little prize. 1.3989 0.04581 183 123 47 13
557 Well, at least it's better than a MAGA cap! 1.3966 0.05037 179 127 33 19
558 Can't wait to see how the paleontologist explains this 1.3966 0.04846 179 124 39 16
559 Never give up,Freddy. Look at the Wright brothers. 1.3966 0.04648 179 121 45 13
560 It was on sale 1.3966 0.04911 179 125 37 17
561 It's not dumb. It's science. I figure if I can fly, I'll evolve into a bird eventually. 1.3966 0.04715 179 122 43 14
562 Gramps, it's not the Triassic anymore. 1.3966 0.04715 179 122 43 14
563 Wait... Something's different... 1.3966 0.04781 179 123 41 15
564 It's primitive, but I think it has possibilities. 1.3966 0.04370 179 117 53 9
565 THIS is your strategy when the meteor strikes? 1.3966 0.04911 179 125 37 17
566 Sorry dude. I can't reach it either. 1.3966 0.05160 179 129 29 21
567 I know you like it, but I don't think it will ever be in style- not in a million years. 1.3966 0.04715 179 122 43 14
568 So Paul, how are you handling the divorce? 1.3966 0.04781 179 123 41 15
569 I’m just not sure you can be fun AND ferocious. 1.3966 0.04846 179 124 39 16
570 What? They said dress like there’s no tomorrow. 1.3966 0.04846 179 124 39 16
571 Forget it, Carl. Rocks will literally fall out of the sky before that look is EVER cool. 1.3943 0.04577 175 117 47 11
572 Crazy Hat Day was yesterday, Bob 1.3943 0.04577 175 117 47 11
573 I got it from Dan Quayle, who is now considered a dinosaur. 1.3943 0.04856 175 121 39 15
574 What matters is if it makes you FEEL more approachable. 1.3943 0.04718 175 119 43 13
575 The paleontologists will go nuts when they find you with that. 1.3943 0.04718 175 119 43 13
576 But did he taste like a nerd? 1.3943 0.04788 175 120 41 14
577 When the history of our extinction is written, let it NOT be said that we didn't know how to have fun. 1.3943 0.04923 175 122 37 16
578 You know what? It does make your arms look longer. 1.3943 0.04577 175 117 47 11
579 This is supposed to save us from extinction? 1.3943 0.04577 175 117 47 11
580 Three generations of that prank, and we never grow arms long enough to take it off. 1.3943 0.04648 175 118 45 12
581 It'll never catch on, Bernie, not in a million years. Sixty-six million, maybe. 1.3931 0.04825 173 119 40 14
582 If that's the new look we're doomed. 1.3931 0.04755 173 118 42 13
583 I had to. Amazon said there was only one left. 1.3931 0.04755 173 118 42 13
584 No, it looks great! I'm just trying to figure out how you managed to put it on. 1.3931 0.04611 173 116 46 11
585 It doesn’t scream “carnivore.” 1.3931 0.04825 173 119 40 14
586 Going to a Trump rally? 1.3931 0.05161 173 124 30 19
587 Dino soar. 1.3931 0.05096 173 123 32 18
588 To be honest, it makes your arms look short. 1.3931 0.04611 173 116 46 11
589 You're going to make one hell of a controversial fossil. 1.3931 0.05030 173 122 34 17
590 Did he taste funny? 1.3931 0.04611 173 116 46 11
591 Yeah, I hate it too, but I can't get it off 1.3931 0.04894 173 120 38 15
592 That's so pleistocene. 1.3931 0.04825 173 119 40 14
593 I know, I know. But my arms don't reach. 1.3931 0.05030 173 122 34 17
594 It was the only part of him that was indigestible. 1.3931 0.05096 173 123 32 18
595 I'm trying to decide whether to ask why you're wearing that, or how you got it on. 1.3931 0.04962 173 121 36 16
596 Look, we only have a few million years left as the dominant species on the planet. Can we just get through this without embarrassing ourselves? 1.3931 0.04538 173 115 48 10
597 Our ancestors used to fly. 1.3931 0.05161 173 124 30 19
598 This so-called "boy from the future"...why did you eat him? 1.3931 0.04894 173 120 38 15
599 They’re gonna know you ate him” 1.3931 0.04825 173 119 40 14
600 Not even if you were the last dinosaur on Earth. 1.3931 0.04755 173 118 42 13
601 And you wonder why we are going extinct. 1.3931 0.04684 173 117 44 12
602 I survived for 80 million years and all I got was this hat. 1.3931 0.04755 173 118 42 13
603 I know, I know! Don't you think I'm trying to get it off?! 1.3931 0.05096 173 123 32 18
604 Very funny, now get it off me 1.3931 0.04894 173 120 38 15
605 And you really think, eventually you'll evolve into a bird? 1.3918 0.05003 171 120 35 16
606 Playing a prank on the paleontologists?" 1.3918 0.04863 171 118 39 14
607 What's your estimated time of departure? 1.3918 0.04792 171 117 41 13
608 It'll never catch on in a million years. 1.3918 0.04646 171 115 45 11
609 My teeth may be small, but your hat is stupid. 1.3918 0.04933 171 119 37 15
610 I'm evolving and you're not. 1.3918 0.05071 171 121 33 17
611 Dude, that will NEVER go out of style. 1.3918 0.04719 171 116 43 12
612 And I've become vegan! What's happening to me? 1.3918 0.04863 171 118 39 14
613 Who did you eat to get that stupid hat? 1.3918 0.04719 171 116 43 12
614 What’s it going to take for you to grow up? Extinction? 1.3918 0.05003 171 120 35 16
615 I told you he would taste bad. But on the upside you got that cool hat. 1.3918 0.04340 171 111 53 7
616 Note to self: never, EVER fall asleep at a raptor party. 1.3918 0.04863 171 118 39 14
617 He said good news, bad news. Good news: the hat propeller spins. Bad news: won't have long to enjoy it. Whatever that means. 1.3908 0.04733 174 119 42 13
618 It might be cool today, but how cool will it be in a museum a hundred million years from now? 1.3908 0.04871 174 121 38 15
619 Hey Frank, what’s the rush? Evolution takes time. You’ll get your wings eventually. 1.3908 0.04662 174 118 44 12
620 Although slightly adolescent, it’s timeless, playful, and adds a certain panache. 1.3882 0.04660 170 115 44 11
621 Wow! You just invented color. 1.3882 0.05156 170 122 30 18
622 At least no one will be around to see it. 1.3882 0.04878 170 118 38 14
623 It definitely makes you look younger. 1.3882 0.04660 170 115 44 11
624 Forget it moving—how'd you even put it on? 1.3882 0.04807 170 117 40 13
625 It's no use, we'll never be cute. 1.3882 0.04734 170 116 42 12
626 The box said, “drone-like capabilities.” 1.3882 0.04878 170 118 38 14
627 We’re supposed to evolve, not revolve. 1.3882 0.04807 170 117 40 13
628 No, it does not make you seem more approachable 1.3882 0.04660 170 115 44 11
629 Does this hat make my arms look short? 1.3882 0.04949 170 119 36 15
630 Rex, as your agent, I think something with a bit more...let’s say, ‘gravitas’ would be better. 1.3882 0.05156 170 122 30 18
631 No, I'd keep it. I'm sure it'll come back into fashion. 1.3882 0.04878 170 118 38 14
632 It's fascinating, but it doesn't make me want to have kids with you. 1.3882 0.04734 170 116 42 12
633 And then to top it all off the pterodactyls wouldn’t stop laughing! 1.3882 0.04878 170 118 38 14
634 Larry, we talked about this 1.3882 0.04949 170 119 36 15
635 You’re right, maybe they will be laughing so hard that they forget to run away. But is it worth looking like that just for an easy meal? 1.3882 0.04734 170 116 42 12
636 No, it doesn't make your arms look less short. 1.3879 0.04755 165 112 42 11
637 Our evolutionary path is feathers, not propellers. 1.3869 0.05061 168 119 33 16
638 You’re so impatient! We’ll be flying in another million years, give or take. 1.3869 0.04771 168 115 41 12
639 The dream of flight has to start somewhere. 1.3869 0.04771 168 115 41 12
640 It was the beanie with the propeller or an opposable thumb. I’m betting on flying dinosaurs. 1.3869 0.04462 168 111 49 8
641 I thought those things had died out long ago! 1.3869 0.04619 168 113 45 10
642 Taking off for a few days? 1.3869 0.04695 168 114 43 11
643 So you can wear a hat but not hug your mother? 1.3855 0.05103 166 118 32 16
644 Without a chinstrap it just looks stupid. 1.3855 0.04958 166 116 36 14
645 Take that off! I hear that those things cause cancer. 1.3855 0.04958 166 116 36 14
646 I mean, it's funny in a 'we could all die tomorrow so let's make the most of it' kind of way... 1.3855 0.04884 166 115 38 13
647 My turn 1.3855 0.05103 166 118 32 16
648 Your fossil will prove you were the first nerd. 1.3855 0.05103 166 118 32 16
649 Martha..yes ..helicopter parenting will work ..trust me. 1.3855 0.05031 166 117 34 15
650 'It's a device for time travel. It has already gotten me into something called the New Yorker Caption Contest." 1.3855 0.04732 166 113 42 11
651 Sure it will ward off the effects of the global warming? 1.3855 0.04808 166 114 40 12
652 It lacks the necessary gravitas. 1.3855 0.04958 166 116 36 14
653 Yes, it does make you look younger! 1.3855 0.04575 166 111 46 9
654 Oh no, Billy, I think you're devolving. 1.3855 0.05031 166 117 34 15
655 Are you sure it’s ‘survival of the frivolous?’ 1.3855 0.05103 166 118 32 16
656 Your sure this is the first step in our evolutionary process? 1.3855 0.04884 166 115 38 13
657 And they said only pterodactyls could fly. 1.3855 0.05031 166 117 34 15
658 You look like you just came from a prop comic's bar mitzvah. 1.3855 0.04654 166 112 44 10
659 People will still think you're bald. 1.3855 0.05031 166 117 34 15
660 You are dating yourself. This is So mesozoic 1.3855 0.05174 166 119 30 17
661 Face it Jeff, you’re never going to dino-soar. 1.3855 0.04808 166 114 40 12
662 If I bend down can you give it a spin? It's my arms again. 1.3855 0.04958 166 116 36 14
663 She broke up with me because apparently I’m ‘too whimsical’ for her. 1.3855 0.04808 166 114 40 12
664 I'm sorry, Rex. I'm looking for someone more evolved. 1.3841 0.04847 164 113 39 12
665 No, it is not a gay, weirdo yarmulke. Your next guess. 1.3841 0.04609 164 110 45 9
666 Well first of all - remember that our species is color-blind. 1.3841 0.04609 164 110 45 9
667 It's so "Eat Prey Love" 1.3841 0.05146 164 117 31 16
668 At least I’m trying to evolve. 1.3841 0.04769 164 112 41 11
669 I’m told it’s the next thing in evolution. 1.3841 0.04999 164 115 35 14
670 In 65 million years I want them to know I was a wacky guy. 1.3841 0.05219 164 118 29 17
671 No question ... that takes care of the bald spot problem. 1.3841 0.04999 164 115 35 14
672 Your fashion choices are going to be the end of us. 1.3841 0.05073 164 116 33 15
673 Keep it. It will definitely come back in style some day. 1.3841 0.04444 164 108 49 7
674 How did you even get it on your head? 1.3841 0.04690 164 111 43 10
675 That just screams extinction. 1.3841 0.04609 164 110 45 9
676 So a mammal gave it to you, in exchange for some eggs? 1.3841 0.04999 164 115 35 14
677 Even the triceratops are laughing at you. 1.3841 0.04769 164 112 41 11
678 I’m your friend, so I can say this– you’re acting like a pterodactyl. 1.3827 0.04562 162 108 46 8
679 It's called 'flair.' 1.3827 0.04886 162 112 38 12
680 You can’t rush evolution to birds. 1.3827 0.05041 162 114 34 14
681 The goal is to look prehistoric, not preposterous. 1.3827 0.05264 162 117 28 17
682 They crowned me King T-Rex, but they said don't look in the mirror 'til I got home. 1.3827 0.05041 162 114 34 14
683 Go ahead and laugh, but it was my ticket out of Jurassic Park. 1.3827 0.04886 162 112 38 12
684 It'll never work. The wingspan to body mass ratio is way too low. 1.3827 0.04886 162 112 38 12
685 Sure, that hat definitely makes you less threatening. 1.3827 0.04727 162 110 42 10
686 Don't be silly; dinosaurs will never fly. 1.3827 0.04727 162 110 42 10
687 I know it looks stupid, but this is pledge week. 1.3827 0.04727 162 110 42 10
688 I was hoping that it would distract from our impending doom. 1.3827 0.04727 162 110 42 10
689 The guy that sold it to me said it would last me through the Cretaceous period. 1.3827 0.05041 162 114 34 14
690 As they say Bill...you are what you eat 1.3827 0.05041 162 114 34 14
691 ...you're telling me THAT'S what you purchased with your pandemic stimulus check?!?! 1.3827 0.04886 162 112 38 12
692 I wish my meal had come with a hat! 1.3827 0.04807 162 111 40 11
693 For the fossil record, let’s do one serious and one silly. 1.3813 0.05310 160 116 27 17
694 Honestly it kind of makes your arms look short. 1.3813 0.05160 160 114 31 15
695 And historians wonder why we went extinct 1.3813 0.04681 160 108 43 9
696 Helicopteryx 1.3813 0.04846 160 110 39 11
697 No, I still notice your short arms. 1.3813 0.04764 160 109 41 10
698 They'll know you ate him.. 1.3813 0.04846 160 110 39 11
699 ... but now I can't take it off. 1.3813 0.04926 160 111 37 12
700 'Well if I'd known what a hat was maybe I would have noticed it." 1.3813 0.05006 160 112 35 13
701 Is this your way of coming out? 1.3813 0.05236 160 115 29 16
702 Yes, Donald, it screams 'apex predator,' sure. 1.3813 0.05236 160 115 29 16
703 Good news. No one’s invented mirrors yet. 1.3813 0.05160 160 114 31 15
704 Dude,you would be better off flapping those arms! 1.3813 0.05084 160 113 33 14
705 You can wear whatever you want, I'm just saying you might look back in a few hundred million years and regret getting fossilized with that thing on. Remember your feather phase? 1.3813 0.05084 160 113 33 14
706 If evolution means the survival of the silly, you win. 1.3813 0.05084 160 113 33 14
707 It makes me more approachable. 1.3813 0.05160 160 114 31 15
708 What are you coming as to Barney's costume party?" "A drone. 1.3813 0.04926 160 111 37 12
709 It does bring out your eyes. 1.3813 0.04764 160 109 41 10
710 You ATE the Clown? 1.3813 0.05084 160 113 33 14
711 Sometimes Earl, I swear your brain is the size of a walnut. 1.3813 0.04926 160 111 37 12
712 Well, it's a good disguise, but I wouldn't call it a great disguise. 1.3813 0.04681 160 108 43 9
713 Two dinosaurs. One presidential debate. 1.3813 0.04926 160 111 37 12
714 So you're delivering for Amazon? 1.3813 0.05006 160 112 35 13
715 It's nice! Really! Waaay better than the... red one 1.3813 0.05084 160 113 33 14
716 Your arms do look longer. 1.3789 0.04401 161 106 49 6
717 I wouldn’t be seen fossilized in that! 1.3789 0.04980 161 113 35 13
718 They ran out of masks 1.3789 0.04980 161 113 35 13
719 I traded it for my accordion. 1.3782 0.04842 156 107 39 10
720 Well, it *does* make you look taller... 1.3782 0.04927 156 108 37 11
721 Can I give it a whirl? 1.3782 0.04927 156 108 37 11
722 It doesn't make you look younger. You're prehistoric. 1.3782 0.04578 156 104 45 7
723 Um...I guess this is where we say ‘see ya later allegator’? 1.3782 0.05092 156 110 33 13
724 Iam trying to make America fun again 1.3782 0.05092 156 110 33 13
725 Maybe Dad can tell us apart now. 1.3782 0.04756 156 106 41 9
726 I’m going for the non-threatening, funny guy look. 1.3782 0.05092 156 110 33 13
727 I was accepted at MIT 1.3782 0.04842 156 107 39 10
728 The Triassic period called. They want their hat back. 1.3782 0.04927 156 108 37 11
729 Maybe if you got a running start? 1.3782 0.04668 156 105 43 8
730 As if we need to feel more threatened. 1.3782 0.05010 156 109 35 12
731 So how are you going to take it off your head? 1.3782 0.04842 156 107 39 10
732 Sorry buddy, I don't think that will help when the comet comes. 1.3782 0.04842 156 107 39 10
733 Yes dad, you are a helicopter parent!" 1.3782 0.05172 156 111 31 14
734 Nope. Your snout still looks big. 1.3782 0.05010 156 109 35 12
735 This is totally a better look than the crocs. 1.3782 0.05010 156 109 35 12
736 Nice prank, now help me take this hat off 1.3782 0.04756 156 106 41 9
737 What propels you to wear that? 1.3758 0.05145 157 112 31 14
738 We're heading to extinction, and you're partying like it's 1999. 1.3758 0.05145 157 112 31 14
739 My money’s still on the pterodactyl. 1.3758 0.04731 157 107 41 9
740 I know where you've been. 1.3758 0.04901 157 109 37 11
741 Is it any wonder we're going extinct? 1.3758 0.04901 157 109 37 11
742 It looks good, but not preserved-for-millennia-in-amber good. 1.3758 0.04901 157 109 37 11
743 I wouldn’t be caught extinct in that thing. 1.3758 0.04731 157 107 41 9
744 It doesn’t make your arms look short. They are short. 1.3758 0.04901 157 109 37 11
745 It's not a bad fashion choice. Let's see if it takes off. 1.3758 0.04817 157 108 39 10
746 If natural selection goes for this, I totally give up. 1.3758 0.04644 157 106 43 8
747 Its just a prototype, the real one uses fossil fuel. 1.3758 0.04901 157 109 37 11
748 The Whitehouse is now saying that these are as good —or better — than masks. 1.3758 0.05527 157 117 21 19
749 Don’t worry! We’ll get rid of it in post. 1.3758 0.04984 157 110 35 12
750 I want a divorce Bob. 1.3742 0.05026 155 109 34 12
751 Counterclockwise means we are in the Northern Hemisphere, pal 1.3727 0.04892 161 113 36 12
752 Ugh, no wonder we're extinct. 1.3727 0.04648 161 110 42 9
753 I want to be a pterodactyl! 1.3727 0.04812 161 112 38 11
754 Please don’t tell me you’re going to put a “make the swamp great again” logo on it. 1.3727 0.05048 161 115 32 14
755 You're a raptor, not a 'copter! 1.3727 0.05048 161 115 32 14
756 It's a good look, but your brain is still the size of a walnut. 1.3727 0.04300 161 106 50 5
757 It's cool, but I still won't mate with you. 1.3727 0.05124 161 116 30 15
758 Beaniesaurus 1.3727 0.05048 161 115 32 14
759 You back on the Atkids diet? 1.3727 0.05048 161 115 32 14
760 You have to wear it. You're a sophomaurus. 1.3727 0.04812 161 112 38 11
761 In my dream it said,"Party like it's 1999!" Whatever that means. 1.3727 0.04563 161 109 44 8
762 Lose the A.D. hipster look. You're B.C. like the rest of us. 1.3727 0.05048 161 115 32 14
763 I don't think you are quite understanding the meaning of "Jurassic Park" 1.3727 0.04970 161 114 34 13
764 Are you joining a circus or going into politics. 1.3727 0.05124 161 116 30 15
765 That's your mating plumage? No wonder we're going extinct. 1.3727 0.05124 161 116 30 15
766 Before I tell you, can I ask a question: how did you manage to put it on? 1.3727 0.04892 161 113 36 12
767 Son, if they laugh at you, they're not your friends. 1.3727 0.04812 161 112 38 11
768 No, 'retro' is not the word I would use. 1.3727 0.04812 161 112 38 11
769 It's called a panic alert beanie. It goes off whenever it's still 2020. 1.3727 0.05048 161 115 32 14
770 I know I look ridiculous-I just can't reach my head to take it off. 1.3727 0.05048 161 115 32 14
771 I'm worried that there might be something to tie us into the disappearance of that little kid. 1.3727 0.04970 161 114 34 13
772 I needed something to propel my life in the right direction 1.3727 0.04970 161 114 34 13
773 I’m just gonna say it ... drinking and online shopping is not a good idea. 1.3727 0.05048 161 115 32 14
774 I didn’t know you were Jewish . 1.3725 0.05069 153 108 33 12
775 No one would believe it in a million years. 1.3725 0.04897 153 106 37 10
776 Blow on it. 1.3725 0.04897 153 106 37 10
777 Okay, but if you want to seem 'harmless,' smile a little less. 1.3725 0.04897 153 106 37 10
778 Terry Dactyl?! You haven’t changed a bit since you were a kid. 1.3725 0.05069 153 108 33 12
779 You sure that's how you want to be remembered? 1.3725 0.04984 153 107 35 11
780 I can see that being a helicopter parent is not a new thing. 1.3725 0.04808 153 105 39 9
781 Seriously, Ted? This is your plan to avoid extinction? 1.3725 0.04897 153 106 37 10
782 But how did you get it on your head? 1.3725 0.04984 153 107 35 11
783 I have to say, it makes you look 10 years younger. 1.3725 0.04718 153 104 41 8
784 What do you think? Grow wings? OR, get bigger blades? 1.3725 0.04897 153 106 37 10
785 You'll be the first one of us to die of embarrassment. 1.3725 0.04808 153 105 39 9
786 Are you sure you don't remember anything from the abduction? 1.3725 0.04808 153 105 39 9
787 Look; eating them is one thing, but wearing them? 1.3725 0.04808 153 105 39 9
788 What? I naturally selected this. 1.3725 0.04718 153 104 41 8
789 When you said,"Let's give it a whirl," I thought you had something more romantic in mind. 1.3721 0.04885 172 123 34 15
790 It gives you a certain je ne sais quoi. 1.3709 0.05284 151 109 28 14
791 You realize you're subjecting all of us to ridicule, right? 1.3709 0.04938 151 105 36 10
792 Don’t laugh—it covers up my bald spot. 1.3709 0.04848 151 104 38 9
793 It’s a disguise. 1.3709 0.05284 151 109 28 14
794 Supposedly, it keeps the asteroids away 1.3709 0.04469 151 100 46 5
795 The next time you eat a human could you pick a better dresser? 1.3709 0.05367 151 110 26 15
796 How did you manage to get that on your head? 1.3709 0.05199 151 108 30 13
797 Was it delicious? 1.3709 0.05284 151 109 28 14
798 I liked you better in a fedora, and that's saying something! 1.3709 0.04662 151 102 42 7
799 Face it, Fred. A thinking cap is pointless when your brain is the size of a peanut. 1.3709 0.05284 151 109 28 14
800 My arms are too short. Can you get this off my head? 1.3709 0.05114 151 107 32 12
801 I hear those attract meteors. 1.3709 0.05199 151 108 30 13
802 I wouldn’t be caught dead wearing a hat like that. 1.3709 0.04756 151 103 40 8
803 Well, neither one of us can reach it. Not sure who has it worse, though. I'm stuck looking at you!" 1.3709 0.05114 151 107 32 12
804 I know you want your fossils to look ‘fun,’ I’m just saying I’d go with a beret. 1.3709 0.05114 151 107 32 12
805 The polls may say otherwise, but I think it definitely helps humanize you. 1.3709 0.04756 151 103 40 8
806 I don’t know,Rex, what it lacks in ferociousness, is definitely made up for by its whimsical appeal. 1.3704 0.04867 162 114 36 12
807 I want one too... and with those words our long decline begins. 1.3691 0.05071 149 105 33 11
808 That's what you're wearing to the meteor viewing party? 1.3691 0.05071 149 105 33 11
809 It’s supposed to cover your nose too. 1.3691 0.05246 149 107 29 13
810 When are you going to start acting your age? You're not 3,754,232 years old anymore. 1.3691 0.05159 149 106 31 12
811 First of all, how did you even get that onto your head? 1.3691 0.04795 149 102 39 8
812 I don't think so. 1.3691 0.05246 149 107 29 13
813 The tragedy is that won't go extinct. 1.3691 0.04888 149 103 37 9
814 Wow, Larry. You took the whole “fight or flight” idea way too literally. 1.3691 0.05071 149 105 33 11
815 So, do you believe that Trump won? 1.3691 0.05246 149 107 29 13
816 I'm sorry, Terry, but you have to accept you are NOT a pterodactyl. 1.3691 0.05246 149 107 29 13
817 Keeps me cool during climate change 1.3691 0.04795 149 102 39 8
818 You still look fifty. 1.3691 0.04795 149 102 39 8
819 Cereal box, schmereal box! You've been back to the playground, haven't you? 1.3691 0.05332 149 108 27 14
820 Why do I feel that your fashion sense hints at our species impending demise? 1.3691 0.04888 149 103 37 9
821 ... and you wonder why I think of you as a helicopter parent..” 1.3691 0.05071 149 105 33 11
822 Way too early dad... save it for the Pejorative Period! 1.3691 0.05071 149 105 33 11
823 No, not fat. 1.3691 0.05246 149 107 29 13
824 How'd you make it spin? 1.3691 0.05332 149 108 27 14
825 I see you’ve passed your diversity and inclusion training with flying colors. 1.3691 0.05332 149 108 27 14
826 Not in a hundred forty-five million years. 1.3691 0.04795 149 102 39 8
827 I'm sure his parents will find it to be a very fitting tribute. 1.3691 0.05332 149 108 27 14
828 Sorry,I got the last one 1.3691 0.05071 149 105 33 11
829 I think it's great, just a bit before its time. 1.3691 0.04980 149 104 35 10
830 You look so - New Age. 1.3691 0.04795 149 102 39 8
831 Nah, don't worry. You'll fit right in at the Republican Convention". 1.3691 0.05159 149 106 31 12
832 I wanted to keep the paleontologists on their toes 1.3691 0.05071 149 105 33 11
833 I want to evolve. 1.3691 0.04980 149 104 35 10
834 My name is Trump and I am the King. 1.3691 0.05246 149 107 29 13
835 I guess you have been to Trump Land. 1.3691 0.05332 149 108 27 14
836 That's one bad hat, Harry. 1.3691 0.05332 149 108 27 14
837 It really brings out the tininess of your brain. 1.3691 0.04888 149 103 37 9
838 That hasn't been invented yet, you know... 1.3691 0.05246 149 107 29 13
839 Sure, it was fun at first, but now I’m just wondering how I’m going to get it off. 1.3691 0.05071 149 105 33 11
840 That will never get you off the ground 1.3691 0.05159 149 106 31 12
841 This should speed up our evolution into birds. 1.3691 0.05159 149 106 31 12
842 Sometimes you drive me to extinction! 1.3691 0.04888 149 103 37 9
843 Who do you think you are going to terrorize with this? 1.3691 0.04888 149 103 37 9
844 It's adaptations like these that will really propel us into the future. 1.3691 0.05159 149 106 31 12
845 I think you've taken the 'pale' out of paleontology. 1.3691 0.05071 149 105 33 11
846 Does this hat make me look like a Republican? 1.3691 0.05500 149 110 23 16
847 Fossil fuel ain’t my thing anymore, I’m all about green energy now 1.3691 0.05159 149 106 31 12
848 Emperor Donald, your clothes are beautiful!!! 1.3691 0.05246 149 107 29 13
849 Funny, there's something wrong with this mirror.. 1.3691 0.05071 149 105 33 11
850 Helicrocter? 1.3691 0.05071 149 105 33 11
851 You’re overcompensating for your hands. 1.3691 0.05246 149 107 29 13
852 Well, I’ll say this—It’s an upgrade from the MAGA hat. 1.3691 0.05246 149 107 29 13
853 That looks pterrible." 1.3673 0.05295 147 106 28 13
854 You can't expect to rule the earth for 175 million years looking like that. 1.3673 0.05206 147 105 30 12
855 Nice try, but I think it's an evolutionary dead end. 1.3673 0.04930 147 102 36 9
856 Do you really think those kind of hats are going to take off? 1.3673 0.04835 147 101 38 8
857 Yeah...sure...it makes your arms look longer... 1.3673 0.05024 147 103 34 10
858 That is how Wilbur and Orville got started so stop laughing. 1.3673 0.05206 147 105 30 12
859 They say that this might be the last Met Gala until the Bronze Age. 1.3673 0.05382 147 107 26 14
860 No one told me it was hat day. 1.3673 0.04835 147 101 38 8
861 How retro. 1.3673 0.04737 147 100 40 7
862 I’m a little worried Carl, the kid tasted a little funny. 1.3673 0.05295 147 106 28 13
863 Get rid of the cap. They'll know it was you. 1.3673 0.05206 147 105 30 12
864 You want that on your skeleton at a museum? 1.3673 0.05024 147 103 34 10
865 Jesus, Gary, that's the sort of hat that can wipe an entire species off the face of the Earth. 1.3673 0.05116 147 104 32 11
866 Dude that is so Jurassic period. 1.3673 0.05024 147 103 34 10
867 Yeah it looks cool now but are going to want that on your head when they are digging us up a million years from now. 1.3673 0.05116 147 104 32 11
868 I don't know..It's been there ever since that monolith appeared." 1.3673 0.05382 147 107 26 14
869 Are you a freshman or did you eat a fresh man? 1.3673 0.05382 147 107 26 14
870 It will set me apart from the other candidates. 1.3673 0.04930 147 102 36 9
871 That look is soooo Yesterzoic. 1.3673 0.05382 147 107 26 14
872 It DOES make you look less old-fossilish 1.3673 0.05024 147 103 34 10
873 Yeah, I suppose it does make you look a few thousand years younger. 1.3673 0.05206 147 105 30 12
874 I have seen the future, and it does not work. 1.3673 0.04737 147 100 40 7
875 You voted Biden, didn't you. 1.3673 0.05206 147 105 30 12
876 Sure Google has great perks, but you’re clearly just a diversity hire. 1.3673 0.05116 147 104 32 11
877 Just tell me you didn't eat Beany! 1.3673 0.05024 147 103 34 10
878 Lose the beanie. That's so BC. 1.3673 0.05024 147 103 34 10
879 I know you are scared, son, but don't worry—after that asteroid lands, we will go get some ice cream. 1.3673 0.04638 147 99 42 6
880 It’s a head of its time. 1.3673 0.04930 147 102 36 9
881 Laugh now, but you'll be jealous when a meteor hits Earth and I'll just be soaring through the air while you're stuck down here. 1.3673 0.05206 147 105 30 12
882 If we weren't still here, Milton, I'd tell you that those fruity caps went out with the dinosaurs. 1.3673 0.05382 147 107 26 14
883 But if you're doing souvenir shop quality control, who's on volcano watch? 1.3673 0.05295 147 106 28 13
884 Confidence means takings risks. 1.3673 0.05024 147 103 34 10
885 Well one of has to change 1.3673 0.04737 147 100 40 7
886 It’s called FASHION, Kyle, look it up! 1.3673 0.04930 147 102 36 9
887 That's no protection from an asteroid. 1.3673 0.05206 147 105 30 12
888 Good luck taking it off 1.3667 0.04862 150 104 37 9
889 I can’t reach it! 1.3667 0.05043 150 106 33 11
890 They ran out of pride flags, so I got a rainbow propeller beanie. 1.3667 0.05302 150 109 27 14
891 I just got my pilot license 1.3667 0.05217 150 108 29 13
892 You know, life is more than kill and eat, kill and eat. 1.3667 0.04953 150 105 35 10
893 Have you been eating the pre-schoolers again? 1.3667 0.05217 150 108 29 13
894 I want to take it off, but my arms are too short. 1.3667 0.04769 150 103 39 8
895 I hope you kept the receipt 1.3649 0.04903 148 103 36 9
896 I think you need to take the asteroid more seriously. 1.3636 0.04712 143 97 40 6
897 I see it's pledge week. 1.3636 0.05113 143 101 32 10
898 I traveled 65 million years into the future and all I got was this stupid hat. 1.3636 0.04816 143 98 38 7
899 ...not survival of the fittest, but of those who adapt! 1.3636 0.04917 143 99 36 8
900 I think the wrong one of us is headed for extinction. 1.3636 0.05209 143 102 30 11
901 Dude, that's totally evidence of intelligent design. There's no way something like that just evolves 1.3636 0.04917 143 99 36 8
902 I really can't put a positive spin on this look. 1.3636 0.05302 143 103 28 12
903 If God had wanted us to fly he'd have made us Pterodactyls. 1.3636 0.04816 143 98 38 7
904 I got a job at Google. 1.3636 0.05209 143 102 30 11
905 Well nice, but it’l kill birds and give you a bad dose of cancer. 1.3636 0.05113 143 101 32 10
906 Just eat a kid and I get a free hat? Awesome! 1.3636 0.05209 143 102 30 11
907 Wait... YOU got a job at Google"? 1.3636 0.05394 143 104 26 13
908 But they’ll still notice you never reach for the bill. 1.3636 0.05113 143 101 32 10
909 Ok, from now on you'll be a heliodactyl. 1.3636 0.05113 143 101 32 10
910 Going through rush is hell, I tell you. 1.3636 0.05302 143 103 28 12
911 Call me a dinosaur, but I love pledge week. 1.3636 0.04917 143 99 36 8
912 I said, “Evolve,” not revolve, “or die.” 1.3636 0.05113 143 101 32 10
913 Well, it's no wonder you're still single with a mating display like that. 1.3636 0.05485 143 105 24 14
914 Maybe that's why you're so light headed 1.3636 0.04816 143 98 38 7
915 I don’t know who you’re dressing up for. We never go anywhere these days. 1.3636 0.05209 143 102 30 11
916 But is it as effective as a mask? 1.3636 0.05302 143 105 25 13
917 I love how your style is evolving 1.3636 0.05016 143 100 34 9
918 It was this or a MAGA hat 1.3636 0.05016 143 100 34 9
919 You sure it doesn’t make my arms look small? 1.3636 0.05302 143 103 28 12
920 They had free cake. Don't look at me like that. 1.3636 0.05016 143 100 34 9
921 They’re calling it an evolutionary paradigm shift, but I think it’s just a propeller beanie. 1.3614 0.04920 166 120 32 14
922 If we're going extinct then I'm goin in style. 1.3597 0.04898 139 96 36 7
923 You're gonna need more than that to keep the meteor away. 1.3597 0.05106 139 98 32 9
924 Is that a mutation? 1.3597 0.05003 139 97 34 8
925 So you're going as a pterodactyl after all? 1.3597 0.05003 139 97 34 8
926 Where's the rest of him? 1.3597 0.05106 139 98 32 9
927 Does this make my brain look big? 1.3597 0.05003 139 97 34 8
928 This isn't how I envisioned our descendants flying. 1.3597 0.04898 139 96 36 7
929 Don't get me wrong, I love your new hat. But it seems like a weird choice given that you can't reach up high enough to give it a spin. Or take it off. 1.3597 0.05306 139 100 28 11
930 No, I don't think the hat makes your arms look short. 1.3597 0.05207 139 99 30 10
931 Well...,,,yes,it does make you look taller,but.... 1.3597 0.05106 139 98 32 9
932 Have the pterodactyls been pranking you again? 1.3597 0.05003 139 97 34 8
933 Get with the times! Those hats are SO Mesozoic era. 1.3597 0.05306 139 100 28 11
934 Did you eat Cecil? 1.3597 0.05306 139 100 28 11
935 I wanted to be a bird. 1.3597 0.05404 139 101 26 12
936 I lost the bet. 1.3597 0.05003 139 97 34 8
937 I’m pledging for Tyrannosaurus Rex. 1.3597 0.05106 139 98 32 9
938 If you want to fly like a bird, you'll have to evolve. 1.3597 0.05003 139 97 34 8
939 The creature who made it actually claims that one day he’ll be the dominant species! 1.3597 0.05106 139 98 32 9
940 What do you think? Does it make my arms look longer? 1.3597 0.04790 139 95 38 6
941 I heard the meteors won't be any worse than the normal flu. 1.3597 0.05499 139 102 24 13
942 I thought it would make me look more approachable. 1.3597 0.04790 139 95 38 6
943 Trump says it'll keep the virus away better than a mask. 1.3597 0.05404 139 101 26 12
944 You've been hanging out with Larson again haven't you? 1.3597 0.05306 139 100 28 11
945 It was this or the decoder ring. 1.3597 0.05306 139 100 28 11
946 You’ve been had, buddy. All I see is black & white. 1.3597 0.04898 139 96 36 7
947 WELL I LIKE IT, CARL!! 1.3597 0.05207 139 99 30 10
948 Dorky hats are usually a sign that your species is circling the drain. 1.3592 0.05031 142 100 33 9
949 Do you want my opinion or do you want me to tell you I like it? 1.3592 0.04931 142 99 35 8
950 It's great, but how do you plan on starting the propeller? 1.3592 0.05031 142 100 33 9
951 No, that's revolving, not evolving. 1.3592 0.04931 142 99 35 8
952 Protection from what?! 1.3592 0.05130 142 101 31 10
953 Before I had him for breakfast, he said it was his lucky hat” 1.3592 0.05595 142 106 21 15
954 Is that your contribution to Space Force, climate change or an ironic fashion statement? 1.3592 0.05414 142 104 25 13
955 If you made it yourself, why do I smell nerd on your breath? 1.3592 0.04931 142 99 35 8
956 Whaddya mean "what else does it do"? It brings me joy. Isn't that enough? 1.3592 0.05031 142 100 33 9
957 The sign said it would bring hours of fun in these stressful times... 1.3592 0.05031 142 100 33 9
958 It’s a meteor detector. 1.3592 0.05130 142 101 31 10
959 Lost another bet with the triceratops, huh? 1.3592 0.05321 142 103 27 12
960 I don't care if it does make you look smarter, we're still going to become extinct. 1.3592 0.04931 142 99 35 8
961 It's cute, but does it say "Predator"? 1.3592 0.05321 142 103 27 12
962 It’s official. You’re a dinosaur nerd. 1.3592 0.05321 142 103 27 12
963 I feel I need to demonstrate my fun-loving, silly side. 1.3592 0.05321 142 103 27 12
964 It's a bit too fashion forward." 1.3592 0.04931 142 99 35 8
965 They still make freshmen wear those? I thought that ended in the Jurassic 1.3592 0.04931 142 99 35 8
966 It'll never catch on, not even in 65 million years. 1.3592 0.05130 142 101 31 10
967 Do you ever get the feeling, things are just spinning around in your head? 1.3592 0.05130 142 101 31 10
968 I know it’s stupid but I needed something uplifting. 1.3592 0.05130 142 101 31 10
969 I think you're on to something, Barney, but can you sing and dance? 1.3592 0.05226 142 102 29 11
970 How’d you get it up there? 1.3592 0.05321 142 103 27 12
971 You can not fly with those stubby little arms, copter beanie or no copter beanie. 1.3592 0.05226 142 102 29 11
972 It's a souvenir from Jurassic Park. 1.3592 0.05321 142 103 27 12
973 Terrific fashion sense, Bryce. But, way ahead of your time. 1.3592 0.05226 142 102 29 11
974 If I blow, will you rise? 1.3592 0.05130 142 101 31 10
975 It doesn't matter how I got it on. Are you going to help me get it off or not? 1.3592 0.04724 142 97 39 6
976 Oh?! This old thing? 1.3592 0.04931 142 99 35 8
977 You're telling me they're giving out presidential pardons too? 1.3592 0.05321 142 103 27 12
978 It helps with social distancing. 1.3592 0.05321 142 103 27 12
979 Harry, have you been time traveling again? 1.3592 0.04931 142 99 35 8
980 It's OK, son. They just talk about draining the swamp. 1.3592 0.05031 142 100 33 9
981 Six boxtops plus how much? 1.3592 0.04617 142 96 41 5
982 Did it taste like chicken? 1.3592 0.04829 142 98 37 7
983 Uh, you're a raptor, not copter. 1.3592 0.05130 142 101 31 10
984 Girls know what you're compensating for. 1.3592 0.04724 142 97 39 6
985 No, we’re not going to Jurassic Park! 1.3592 0.05226 142 102 29 11
986 You totally look more Jurassic than Triassic. 1.3592 0.05130 142 101 31 10
987 That was so last mass extinction 1.3592 0.05031 142 100 33 9
988 Bummer of a mutation, Hal. 1.3592 0.05505 142 105 23 14
989 Dude, I think frats are going the way of the dinosaurs! 1.3592 0.05031 142 100 33 9
990 I think I finally understand Social Darwinism 1.3592 0.04931 142 99 35 8
991 Oh Joe, don’t tell me you’re into the meteor conspiracy theory... 1.3592 0.05130 142 101 31 10
992 Thaaaat's not a yarmulke 1.3592 0.05031 142 100 33 9
993 It's a beanie, Barney! 1.3592 0.04931 142 99 35 8
994 I’d let you have a turn but.. I’m not sure how to give it to you 1.3592 0.05130 142 101 31 10
995 The hat’s not half as shocking as the fact we are standing and talking 1.3592 0.04829 142 98 37 7
996 Hi im a velociraptor 1.3592 0.05130 142 101 31 10
997 You’ve been away from the judgement and criticism of others for too long. 1.3592 0.04829 142 98 37 7
998 We were birds once so, no, not a crazy idea. 1.3592 0.04829 142 98 37 7
999 It might be silly but, it will be around a lot longer than you! 1.3592 0.05226 142 102 29 11
1000 I don’t know, Phil, that fiery rock hurling toward us looks pretty big. 1.3592 0.05414 142 104 25 13
1001 Have you been helicopter parenting again? 1.3571 0.05176 140 100 30 10
1002 Counterclockwise? 1.3571 0.04869 140 97 36 7
1003 .....Trust me Bob, a giant rock fell from the sky and we all died!........I'm back just to warn y'all.. 1.3571 0.05275 140 101 28 11
1004 Aw, man - you got a prize with your meal? I just got swim trunks - again. 1.3551 0.05520 138 102 23 13
1005 And you think it makes you look harmless? 1.3551 0.04802 138 95 37 6
1006 Help! I don't know how it got there and I can't get it off? 1.3551 0.04691 138 94 39 5
1007 I don't care what you think. I think it makes me look whimsical. 1.3551 0.04911 138 96 35 7
1008 You got it from Jurassic Prime? 1.3551 0.05423 138 101 25 12
1009 Trust me! We’ll all be dead before any of us can fly. 1.3551 0.05122 138 98 31 9
1010 But Pride isn’t until June. 1.3551 0.05224 138 99 29 10
1011 They ran out of tin foil. 1.3551 0.05325 138 100 27 11
1012 I’m dating a pterodactyl. 1.3551 0.05018 138 97 33 8
1013 Where’d you get crayons? 1.3551 0.05122 138 98 31 9
1014 Someday you will be a fossil. You'll never get into a top museum like that. 1.3551 0.05224 138 99 29 10
1015 That's what you're wearing to a meteor shower? 1.3551 0.05122 138 98 31 9
1016 Oh my Gawd, Greg! that hat is sooo Cretaceous period" 1.3551 0.05122 138 98 31 9
1017 Tell him this is the easiest way to leave the White House. 1.3551 0.05423 138 101 25 12
1018 It may look silly, but it is 2020. 1.3551 0.04691 138 94 39 5
1019 Ok be honest. Does this hat make me look like an herbivore? 1.3551 0.04802 138 95 37 6
1020 Revolve and fly seems more reasonable than evolve or die. 1.3551 0.05325 138 100 27 11
1021 Is that all that's left from your dinner? 1.3540 0.05750 113 81 24 8
1022 How come you always get to be Tweedledee? 1.3529 0.05169 136 97 30 9
1023 It's so post-apocalyptic. 1.3529 0.04954 136 95 34 7
1024 It's an anti-extinction cap. I paid two-and-a-half rodents for it. 1.3529 0.05169 136 97 30 9
1025 Casual Day again? 1.3529 0.05063 136 96 32 8
1026 I made a trade with the guy in the cave for the round thing. 1.3529 0.05376 136 99 26 11
1027 It's about time you evolved, Bob. 1.3529 0.04843 136 94 36 6
1028 We're in the Jurassic Period. That's so Triassic! 1.3529 0.05274 136 98 28 10
1029 It's an asteroid deflector...... 1.3529 0.05169 136 97 30 9
1030 You’re pledging a what? 1.3529 0.05169 136 97 30 9
1031 That's your plan for standing out at your Jurassic Park 6 audition? 1.3529 0.04954 136 95 34 7
1032 Your sense of fashion is going extinct 1.3529 0.05476 136 100 24 12
1033 Promise me that thing will be nowhere near our decaying remains. 1.3529 0.05476 136 100 24 12
1034 I think you need to start spending less time on Etsy. 1.3529 0.05575 136 101 22 13
1035 It's what's replacing the MAGA hats. 1.3529 0.05169 136 97 30 9
1036 She said it makes me look more approachable. 1.3529 0.05063 136 96 32 8
1037 Did he leave a bad taste in your mouth too? 1.3529 0.05476 136 100 24 12
1038 No wonder we are going extinct, if that's how you expect to get girls! 1.3529 0.05575 136 101 22 13
1039 I see you've been wasting time and money at Jurassic Park again. 1.3529 0.05274 136 98 28 10
1040 Dude, you can't fly yet; the 'dinosaurs became birds' theory doesn't show up for another 65 million years!... 1.3529 0.05274 136 98 28 10
1041 It's no MAGA hat, but it has the same appeal. 1.3529 0.05376 136 99 26 11
1042 OK I see what happened to Beany but what did you do with Cecil? 1.3529 0.05476 136 100 24 12
1043 I still want a divorce. 1.3529 0.04954 136 95 34 7
1044 How did you get that on your head? 1.3507 0.05324 134 97 27 10
1045 Why would it make you look fat? 1.3507 0.05217 134 96 29 9
1046 Hank, I hate to be the one to tell you, but we pre-date whimsy. 1.3507 0.05324 134 97 27 10
1047 I haven't been able to get it to stop. 1.3507 0.04649 134 91 39 4
1048 I see, you lost the bet. 1.3507 0.05109 134 95 31 8
1049 Is the proper in proper attire not short for propeller? 1.3507 0.05109 134 95 31 8
1050 He must have been some salesman 1.3507 0.05217 134 96 29 9
1051 It charges my tail phone. 1.3507 0.05217 134 96 29 9
1052 I think it gives you a hint of insouciance. 1.3507 0.04998 134 94 33 7
1053 You make impending extinction fun. 1.3507 0.05109 134 95 31 8
1054 I don't know... it just doesn't say 'fierce carnivore' to me. 1.3507 0.05217 134 96 29 9
1055 I think this idea will take off! 1.3507 0.04768 134 92 37 5
1056 This is why you only see me on alternate weekends. 1.3507 0.05109 134 95 31 8
1057 I'm just trying to lighten the mood. 1.3507 0.04998 134 94 33 7
1058 Pterodactyl envy? 1.3507 0.05428 134 98 25 11
1059 Yes, I am Shomer Shabbos. The twirly thingy is just for fun! 1.3507 0.05217 134 96 29 9
1060 Trying to evolve without doing the hard work is a waste of my time and yours. 1.3507 0.04768 134 92 37 5
1061 I mean, it looks kind of silly, but it's not the end of the world. 1.3507 0.04998 134 94 33 7
1062 How will that Make Pangaea Great Again? 1.3507 0.05531 134 99 23 12
1063 Try jumping. 1.3507 0.05428 134 98 25 11
1064 I just think it’s tacky to wear your food’s clothing. 1.3507 0.05428 134 98 25 11
1065 I don't think it's frivolous. I think it's modern. 1.3507 0.04884 134 93 35 6
1066 Sorry Tina but we don’t turn into birds for another 160 million years. 1.3507 0.05217 134 96 29 9
1067 I just can’t take it off. 1.3507 0.05109 134 95 31 8
1068 Yes, I know it looks dumb. Just help me get it off” 1.3507 0.05531 134 99 23 12
1069 You have no table manners, but at least this time you didn’t eat the garnish 1.3485 0.05587 132 98 22 12
1070 Frank, when I said you should try to be more expressive, in a meeting, I meant with your words. 1.3485 0.05482 132 97 24 11
1071 It's all the rage with the 'Intelligent Design' folks. 1.3485 0.05376 132 96 26 10
1072 No reason....Just that I saw a kid with a turkey sandwich walk by wearing one exactly like it. 1.3485 0.05267 132 95 28 9
1073 That's so funny, the last time I saw one of those I fell off my trilobite. 1.3485 0.05043 132 93 32 7
1074 Hmmm, there might be another reason we are going to be extinct. 1.3485 0.05156 132 94 30 8
1075 We're history. 1.3485 0.05043 132 93 32 7
1076 How did it get there? 1.3485 0.05156 132 94 30 8
1077 It keeps me grounded 1.3485 0.05156 132 94 30 8
1078 Marvin, sorry but I can't see a future for us 1.3485 0.05587 132 98 22 12
1079 I know you said you wanted to re-brand, I'm just not sure this is the way we want to be remembered. 1.3485 0.05156 132 94 30 8
1080 With your sense of style, I couldn't marry you even if you were the last dinosaur on earth. 1.3485 0.05376 132 96 26 10
1081 Nope, still look like a carnivore. 1.3485 0.05043 132 93 32 7
1082 It belonged to my lunch. 1.3485 0.05156 132 94 30 8
1083 O.k., I'll fly away with you, but where's the wedding ring? 1.3485 0.05267 132 95 28 9
1084 No, it's evolve or die. Not evolve or fly. 1.3485 0.05043 132 93 32 7
1085 I hate working at google! 1.3485 0.05267 132 95 28 9
1086 My therapist recommended using it twice a day to distract from the anxiety over impending extinction. 1.3485 0.05156 132 94 30 8
1087 Did you get a receipt? 1.3462 0.04970 130 91 33 6
1088 It's more like devolution. 1.3462 0.05204 130 93 29 8
1089 I couldn't find a mask." 1.3462 0.05429 130 95 25 10
1090 Look what I got free with my Snappy Meal! 1.3462 0.05644 130 97 21 12
1091 Hey, I'm Beany. You're Cecil. 1.3462 0.05318 130 94 27 9
1092 For the last time, it's evolve, not revolve. 1.3462 0.05204 130 93 29 8
1093 Really, Ralph, the tophat was more sophisticated. 1.3462 0.05537 130 96 23 11
1094 what’s the plan now ?... 1.3462 0.05537 130 96 23 11
1095 Look at me! I’m a pterosaur! 1.3462 0.04724 130 89 37 4
1096 Take it off! We're going hunting, not bar hopping. 1.3462 0.05318 130 94 27 9
1097 But how did you put it on? 1.3462 0.05204 130 93 29 8
1098 I know what the infomercial said, I just don't see how it's gonna protect you from a meteor strike 1.3462 0.05089 130 92 31 7
1099 Believe me,if I could take it off I would. 1.3462 0.05089 130 92 31 7
1100 65 million years from now, they’ll say you had colorful feathers, anyway. I say enjoy it! 1.3462 0.05537 130 96 23 11
1101 Whimsical” isn’t really our brand 1.3462 0.05204 130 93 29 8
1102 Oh Dear! You must be exhausted after the long flight! 1.3462 0.04970 130 91 33 6
1103 No, I don't think it will protect you from the asteroid. 1.3462 0.05089 130 92 31 7
1104 In a hundred million years do you really want to be caught dead wearing that? 1.3462 0.05429 130 95 25 10
1105 You didn't really eat Captain Kangaroo, did you? 1.3462 0.05537 130 96 23 11
1106 It's supposed to come with an ukulele. 1.3462 0.05089 130 92 31 7
1107 I got it at the Triassic Park 1.3462 0.04970 130 91 33 6
1108 Wait,you went all the way ahead to 1950 and all your brought back was that??? 1.3462 0.05089 130 92 31 7
1109 No, look, you're not a velocicoptor. 1.3462 0.05537 130 96 23 11
1110 I'm not comfortable with that hat ending up in our fossil record. 1.3462 0.04970 130 91 33 6
1111 You won’t believe the prize for eating ten triceratops! 1.3462 0.05429 130 95 25 10
1112 I got a job with Amazon delivery. 1.3462 0.04970 130 91 33 6
1113 Damn Carl, the zoo really changed you. 1.3462 0.05204 130 93 29 8
1114 Did you help count votes in Michigan? 1.3462 0.05089 130 92 31 7
1115 I had to do something. Everyone was looking at my short tail. 1.3462 0.05318 130 94 27 9
1116 I tried stretching my wings. It didn’t work 1.3462 0.05204 130 93 29 8
1117 Yeah, I went for the double major in civil engineering and carnival management. 1.3462 0.05429 130 95 25 10
1118 That is NOT how evolution works, Rex. 1.3462 0.04724 130 89 37 4
1119 It looks like Darwin was wrong. 1.3462 0.05318 130 94 27 9
1120 I told you to only buy the essentials... 1.3462 0.05318 130 94 27 9
1121 I mean, it might work. 1.3462 0.05204 130 93 29 8
1122 ‘Fess up. Did you eat Beaney Boy? 1.3462 0.05429 130 95 25 10
1123 Ever since the pandemic, I’ve been scared to wear hats that can propel airborne viruses. 1.3462 0.05318 130 94 27 9
1124 Can I touch it ? 1.3462 0.05429 130 95 25 10
1125 If you become extinct first, can I have your hat? 1.3462 0.05644 130 97 21 12
1126 Wow. Quite a throwback. 1.3462 0.05318 130 94 27 9
1127 This hat, is why we can’t hug. 1.3462 0.05089 130 92 31 7
1128 You are such a nerd. 1.3438 0.05254 128 92 28 8
1129 My arms won't reach it either! 1.3438 0.05136 128 91 30 7
1130 How did Homo Sapiens win this game? 1.3438 0.05483 128 94 24 10
1131 Amazon has a Flying Peter Pan sales 1.3438 0.05483 128 94 24 10
1132 Yeah, I agree it's ridiculous. But I can't take it off either! 1.3438 0.05483 128 94 24 10
1133 Please don't tell me you ordered a necktie to match. 1.3438 0.05370 128 93 26 9
1134 OMG, you’re so Jurassic. 1.3438 0.05370 128 93 26 9
1135 We're dinosaurs, Ronny... we don't do whimsy! 1.3438 0.05136 128 91 30 7
1136 I wanna be remembered for the fun parts of me. 1.3438 0.05254 128 92 28 8
1137 It'll make a helluva fossil. 1.3438 0.05254 128 92 28 8
1138 Humans think we all look the same. It's so annoying. 1.3438 0.05136 128 91 30 7
1139 I would say you're a way too early adopter. 1.3438 0.05136 128 91 30 7
1140 Too much? 1.3438 0.05254 128 92 28 8
1141 While it certainly is innovative, I am not sure it will qualify as 'evolved'. 1.3438 0.05014 128 90 32 6
1142 And it generates all the power my pea sized brain ever needs! 1.3438 0.05370 128 93 26 9
1143 When that cute pterodactyl said 'if he can't fly, I don't want him,' I don't think she meant this. 1.3438 0.05483 128 94 24 10
1144 The ad said it's asteroid-proof. 1.3438 0.05014 128 90 32 6
1145 I've come from the future to warn you: the hats don't work. 1.3438 0.05136 128 91 30 7
1146 If you think you’re just gonna fly away to avoid this conversation you’ve got another thing coming 1.3438 0.04890 128 89 34 5
1147 Why didn't my breakfast come with a prize? 1.3438 0.05136 128 91 30 7
1148 And then she said It’s not you, it’s me 1.3438 0.05136 128 91 30 7
1149 Somehow this makes me fear for our future. 1.3438 0.04632 128 87 38 3
1150 I’m not mad but I am disappointed. 1.3438 0.05254 128 92 28 8
1151 so, what did you get on prime day? 1.3438 0.05594 128 95 22 11
1152 Bad lockdown haircut then? 1.3438 0.05370 128 93 26 9
1153 Your supposed to EVOLVE stupid! 1.3413 0.05653 126 94 21 11
1154 Okay, Boomer... 1.3413 0.05653 126 94 21 11
1155 I’m sorry, but I’m not in to that. 1.3413 0.05305 126 91 27 8
1156 Three months of spin class, I've still got this belly. 1.3413 0.05060 126 89 31 6
1157 Your look has got what we call 'aerodynamic drag'. 1.3413 0.05060 126 89 31 6
1158 This device will let you travel through time. You will miss the asteroid and arrive in a better, safer world: 2020 1.3413 0.05653 126 94 21 11
1159 It's too wimpy, Rex. You need to try a tougher persona. 1.3413 0.05305 126 91 27 8
1160 You're right, it does make you look less threatening. 1.3413 0.05184 126 90 29 7
1161 Forget about why you're wearing it, how did you even get it on your head? 1.3413 0.05184 126 90 29 7
1162 It's called "evolution". 1.3413 0.04668 126 86 37 3
1163 I’m an ignoramus. 1.3413 0.05184 126 90 29 7
1164 I think we all want to ‘Make the Jurassic Period Great Again’, but is being a clown and a dunce the best way to go about it? 1.3413 0.05764 126 95 19 12
1165 Nice hat, Rocket Man! 1.3413 0.05305 126 91 27 8
1166 I always wear the parts I can’t eat. 1.3413 0.05539 126 93 23 10
1167 He tasted like veal 1.3413 0.05423 126 92 25 9
1168 I’d rather be extinct than wear that. 1.3413 0.05060 126 89 31 6
1169 I'm trying to offset my "resting predator face." 1.3413 0.05539 126 93 23 10
1170 It came with the order if I spent $75 or more 1.3413 0.05423 126 92 25 9
1171 I just think it’s so macabre that you keep souvenirs. 1.3413 0.05423 126 92 25 9
1172 It's proof! Some other beings lived here in the distant past. 1.3413 0.05184 126 90 29 7
1173 Mort, this is why your boss never takes your suggestions seriously. 1.3413 0.05423 126 92 25 9
1174 You're 66 million years old and you still act like a child! 1.3413 0.04933 126 88 33 5
1175 I DON'T know ... they said do something caption worthy 1.3413 0.05539 126 93 23 10
1176 So, I see the new space program is going well. 1.3413 0.05305 126 91 27 8
1177 Uh, when I said you can pull that off, I meant it literally. 1.3413 0.05423 126 92 25 9
1178 It’s just so derivative 1.3413 0.05423 126 92 25 9
1179 Cecil, if youre wearing the beanie, where's the boy? 1.3413 0.05653 126 94 21 11
1180 I don’t NOT love it. 1.3413 0.05060 126 89 31 6
1181 What's a fraternity? 1.3387 0.05357 124 90 26 8
1182 No. I don't resent your being a helicopter mom. 1.3387 0.05357 124 90 26 8
1183 Apparently you're a Spin-osaurus. 1.3387 0.05597 124 92 22 10
1184 That'll never catch on in 68 million years. 1.3387 0.05478 124 91 24 9
1185 In the short term its kinda cute, in the long term we are all extinct 1.3387 0.05357 124 90 26 8
1186 No one will believe in evolution now. 1.3387 0.05357 124 90 26 8
1187 Why would you want to join a fraternity anyway? 1.3387 0.05357 124 90 26 8
1188 Is this what people mean when they say their head is spinning? 1.3387 0.05357 124 90 26 8
1189 Keep wearing that and you'll be laughed into extinction. 1.3387 0.05478 124 91 24 9
1190 The good news is, your weather beanie really does predict meteor strikes. The bad news is.... 1.3387 0.05107 124 88 30 6
1191 You still look like a crocodile. 1.3387 0.05107 124 88 30 6
1192 It makes you look like something you'd kill. 1.3387 0.04977 124 87 32 5
1193 They also said that dinosaurs wouldn't make a comeback either. 1.3387 0.05357 124 90 26 8
1194 Nobody wears those anymore, they are so Paleozoic. 1.3387 0.05357 124 90 26 8
1195 I hope your fossil will never be found. 1.3387 0.04843 124 86 34 4
1196 No, seriously. It's a device to alarm me of incoming meteorites. 1.3387 0.05357 124 90 26 8
1197 I lost one just like that. 1.3387 0.04977 124 87 32 5
1198 We're all going to die, may as well live your life. 1.3387 0.05357 124 90 26 8
1199 I'm an asteroid denier. 1.3387 0.05357 124 90 26 8
1200 The pterodacyls put it on, and I - uh - I can't get it off. 1.3387 0.05107 124 88 30 6
1201 I said you needed some whimsy but that just makes you look fat! 1.3387 0.05597 124 92 22 10
1202 You still trying to pass as a juvenile? 1.3387 0.05233 124 89 28 7
1203 It's not that it looks stupid or frivolous or even non-contemporary. It's just not you. 1.3387 0.05597 124 92 22 10
1204 It won’t work . the grandkids still see you as a dinosaur 1.3387 0.05478 124 91 24 9
1205 You couldn’t have just gone with opposable thumbs? 1.3387 0.05107 124 88 30 6
1206 They will think you’re stupid 1.3387 0.05107 124 88 30 6
1207 Why no dear, it doesn't make you look fat at all. 1.3387 0.05357 124 90 26 8
1208 I know, but I just wish I could see the face on the paleontologist who finds me! 1.3387 0.05713 124 93 20 11
1209 A short humerus doesn’t mean I have to be short on humor. 1.3387 0.05107 124 88 30 6
1210 Don’t even ask how I got this on 1.3387 0.05357 124 90 26 8
1211 Thousands of years from now do you believe anyone will think this was funny? 1.3387 0.05233 124 89 28 7
1212 You do know 'dinosaur' means 'terrible lizard'?" 1.3387 0.05597 124 92 22 10
1213 I am trying to look more approachable and the fun type 1.3387 0.05597 124 92 22 10
1214 I told you, Crocs will never be fashionable. 1.3387 0.04977 124 87 32 5
1215 OK crocodile. 1.3387 0.05107 124 88 30 6
1216 He also tasted funny. 1.3387 0.04843 124 86 34 4
1217 That was close, Al! You almost swallowed the hat on that kid. 1.3387 0.04977 124 87 32 5
1218 What? It’s Yves Saint Lézard. 1.3387 0.05357 124 90 26 8
1219 Does this hat scream, “virgin”? 1.3387 0.05233 124 89 28 7
1220 Does this make me look like an herbivore? Be honest 1.3387 0.05597 124 92 22 10
1221 That hat really makes you look younger. 1.3387 0.04706 124 85 36 3
1222 I'm making us great again. I'm told this is all it takes 1.3361 0.05880 119 90 18 11
1223 If you've still got the receipt, I'd return it. Because if that giant meteor doesn't hit earth and wipe us out, then you're the guy stuck with the really silly hat. 1.3360 0.05199 125 90 28 7
1224 I'm hoping to achieve lift-off before the asteroid lands. 1.3360 0.04944 125 88 32 5
1225 What’s an asteroid? 1.3360 0.05441 125 92 24 9
1226 What does it mean when your extinction warning cap spins? 1.3333 0.04988 123 87 31 5
1227 I dunno, some guy named Cecil gave it to me. 1.3333 0.05374 123 90 25 8
1228 If you spin it backwards, you an hear it sing "Again Great America Make!" 1.3333 0.05374 123 90 25 8
1229 At least one of us is evolving. 1.3333 0.05336 120 87 26 7
1230 I'm gonna take off now. 1.3333 0.05593 120 89 22 9
1231 It’s my zoom cap 1.3333 0.05616 123 92 21 10
1232 That's a crock... 1.3333 0.05496 123 91 23 9
1233 Try flapping your arms too. 1.3333 0.05496 123 91 23 9
1234 Lose the propeller and say the blessing over the wine. 1.3333 0.05496 123 91 23 9
1235 I would have kept the camera 1.3333 0.05466 120 88 24 8
1236 No, it doesn't make you look fat, it makes you look "vintage". 1.3333 0.05336 120 87 26 7
1237 I said the color scheme will distract from how big it makes your butt look. Isn’t that the same thing? 1.3333 0.04988 123 87 31 5
1238 Sometimes your behavior embarrasses me Henry. 1.3333 0.05067 120 85 30 5
1239 You're telling me that's Trump's new hat for 2021?! 1.3333 0.05374 123 90 25 8
1240 Too little, too late...don't ya think? 1.3333 0.05374 123 90 25 8
1241 It came free in a box of croc-pops. 1.3333 0.04988 123 87 31 5
1242 You just wanna screw with the Palentologists, doncha. 1.3333 0.05204 120 86 28 6
1243 I suppose I did wish for someone who wears many different hats. 1.3333 0.05466 120 88 24 8
1244 It blocks asteroids and 5g radio waves? 1.3333 0.05067 120 85 30 5
1245 We have days to live and you're buying a hat?? 1.3333 0.05717 120 90 20 10
1246 When I was speaking about that kid I said, “Let’s eat him” not “Let’s meet him”! 1.3333 0.05593 120 89 22 9
1247 Dad, that's so Mesozoic Era 1.3333 0.05248 123 89 27 7
1248 Meteor shower party gift? 1.3333 0.05466 120 88 24 8
1249 Your brothers are going to hate you, Joseph. 1.3333 0.05717 120 90 20 10
1250 Tell me you didn't take that from the boy in the well. 1.3333 0.05248 123 89 27 7
1251 Sartorially and archaeologically, it's a no-no. 1.3333 0.05067 120 85 30 5
1252 Sure, I'm full, but he left a funny taste in my mouth. 1.3333 0.05593 120 89 22 9
1253 And then I heard his mom scream, “run in a zig zag!” 1.3333 0.05466 120 88 24 8
1254 Next thing I knew I was flying around the dance floor 1.3333 0.05120 123 88 29 6
1255 If that doesn't make us great again I'd like to know what will. 1.3306 0.05085 124 89 29 6
1256 Nice try, but you know we're eventually evolving feathers and wings, don't you? 1.3306 0.05085 124 89 29 6
1257 You look plain silly, no matter how you spin it. 1.3306 0.05337 124 91 25 8
1258 You’re a pledge? I thought fraternities had become extinct. 1.3306 0.04683 124 86 35 3
1259 I suspect it will be a evolutionary dead end. 1.3306 0.05577 124 93 21 10
1260 Hmm, nope, sorry, you still don't look any smarter in that one either. 1.3306 0.05085 124 89 29 6
1261 You evolve. I want to be a party animal. 1.3306 0.04955 124 88 31 5
1262 I thought that trend went extinct. 1.3306 0.05085 124 89 29 6
1263 I decided to pledge a fraternity. 1.3306 0.05694 124 94 19 11
1264 If you think I look stupid, you should've seen the kid I ate. 1.3306 0.05577 124 93 21 10
1265 He said, "Hold my hat...so..." 1.3306 0.05458 124 92 23 9
1266 Yup. Extinction is inevitable. 1.3306 0.05337 124 91 25 8
1267 So... how’s life with kids treating you? 1.3306 0.05337 124 91 25 8
1268 We haven’t developed feathers yet, but that whirly thing on top gives me an idea. 1.3306 0.04955 124 87 31 5
1269 That's gonna' really confuse fossil hunters 65 million years from now. 1.3306 0.05337 124 91 25 8
1270 I call it a try-hat-on-tops. 1.3306 0.05337 124 91 25 8
1271 I know our brains are small, but really, Howard. 1.3306 0.05085 124 89 29 6
1272 Make the swamp great again! 1.3306 0.05458 124 92 23 9
1273 Bring back the Mcpussy 1.3306 0.05085 124 89 29 6
1274 Ugh now I want one. 1.3306 0.05085 124 89 29 6
1275 You may be a predator but you ain't no drone. 1.3305 0.05390 118 86 25 7
1276 Not the Good Croc / Bad Croc routine again... 1.3305 0.05523 118 87 23 8
1277 Oh my God Eugene, your fashion sense is just prehistoric. 1.3305 0.05254 118 85 27 6
1278 I miss Beanie and Cecil. 1.3305 0.05390 118 86 25 7
1279 I’m sure your invite was lost in the mail. 1.3305 0.05523 118 87 23 8
1280 Gosh, Rex, I believe you've invented mirth. 1.3305 0.05390 118 86 25 7
1281 I'd go with counterclockwise. 1.3305 0.05254 118 85 27 6
1282 Why didn’t you just wear a gator 1.3305 0.05523 118 87 23 8
1283 Like lipstick on a pig," is one expression that comes to mind 1.3305 0.05652 118 88 21 9
1284 Look, I get eating the guy, but ... 1.3305 0.05254 118 85 27 6
1285 Let’s practice emotional distancing too. 1.3305 0.06260 118 93 11 14
1286 Personally I prefer the taste of sophomores. 1.3305 0.05254 118 85 27 6
1287 I wouldn't be caught between layers of sediment wearing that hat. 1.3305 0.05523 118 87 23 8
1288 That does not translate to kinder, gentler. 1.3305 0.04971 118 83 31 4
1289 Well, since you asked, it's a little too Beaver Cleaverish for me. 1.3305 0.05254 118 85 27 6
1290 Never mind where you got that, how’d you reach to put it on your head? 1.3305 0.05523 118 87 23 8
1291 Zoomwear? 1.3305 0.05779 118 89 19 10
1292 How do you wind it up? 1.3305 0.05523 118 87 23 8
1293 He was wearing it when I ate him. 1.3305 0.05903 118 90 17 11
1294 Prop comedy died off in the Triassic era! 1.3305 0.05254 118 85 27 6
1295 Why do I always have to be Cecil? 1.3305 0.05652 118 88 21 9
1296 I see you are making a run for president in 2024! 1.3305 0.05903 118 90 17 11
1297 OK, but how do you reach it? 1.3305 0.05254 118 85 27 6
1298 It definitely makes you look younger. You don't look a day over late Cretaceous. 1.3305 0.05254 118 85 27 6
1299 Be honest. Too hipster? 1.3305 0.05390 118 86 25 7
1300 You are what you eat, Ted. 1.3305 0.05254 118 85 27 6
1301 well, it does take off a bit the attention from your teeth. 1.3305 0.05254 118 85 27 6
1302 What? It’s from Burning Man!! 1.3305 0.05254 118 85 27 6
1303 Revolution, Evolution; I think I'm supposed to fly. 1.3248 0.05268 117 85 26 6
1304 I hope we can evolve past this. 1.3248 0.04980 117 83 30 4
1305 'It cools the brain so I won't go extinct.' 1.3248 0.05406 117 86 24 7
1306 An asteroid will hit before I take this off 1.3248 0.05672 117 88 20 9
1307 It will come back in style eventually. 1.3248 0.05672 117 88 20 9
1308 That doesn't count as wind power 1.3248 0.05406 117 86 24 7
1309 Frank, you gotta believe me that feathers are just around the corner 1.3248 0.05540 117 87 22 8
1310 Very colorful Bob, but it's just not who we are. 1.3248 0.05406 117 86 24 7
1311 Meteor sighting party!!! 1.3248 0.05406 117 86 24 7
1312 You wore that on the Zoom? 1.3248 0.05540 117 87 22 8
1313 Really? It spins by brain power? 1.3248 0.05540 117 87 22 8
1314 Yes, I'd have to say it does make your butt look fat. 1.3248 0.05126 117 84 28 5
1315 I don’t think that’s how evolution works! 1.3248 0.04980 117 83 30 4
1316 But Don, it keeps the hair dye from running down my cheeks! 1.3248 0.05540 117 87 22 8
1317 Let me guess... you're going to be a Triceratops for Halloween! 1.3248 0.05406 117 86 24 7
1318 Is that our next step in evolution? 1.3248 0.04830 117 82 32 3
1319 Yeah...the hat does make your arms look longer. 1.3248 0.04980 117 83 30 4
1320 I agree it’s revolving. But not sure if it’s evolving. 1.3248 0.04980 117 83 30 4
1321 Please tell me you bought that thing and didn't eat some kid? 1.3248 0.05268 117 85 26 6
1322 You’ll have to do better than that if you want us to evolve to birds. 1.3248 0.05406 117 86 24 7
1323 After 20 million years of the same old, same OLD, I thought we needed a lift! 1.3248 0.05268 117 85 26 6
1324 The Pope wears a beanie, why can't I? 1.3248 0.05540 117 87 22 8
1325 If God had meant us to fly He'd have made us pterodactyls. 1.3248 0.05126 117 84 28 5
1326 Aren’t you about 65 million years too old for that? 1.3248 0.05268 117 85 26 6
1327 I think it looked better on him. 1.3248 0.05126 117 84 28 5
1328 Hmm, maybe. But I think you looked sexier in the fedora. 1.3248 0.05126 117 84 28 5
1329 It would take a cataclysmic event to convince me that wind power can affect climate change. 1.3248 0.05800 117 89 18 10
1330 I'd like to see those idiotic hats go the way of the...um, never mind. 1.3248 0.05672 117 88 20 9
1331 Someday we may evolve into birds, but that is not going to help the process. 1.3248 0.05268 117 85 26 6
1332 Nope,you still look about 65 million years old. 1.3248 0.05268 117 85 26 6
1333 I wish I had color vision! 1.3248 0.05540 117 87 22 8
1334 I got it at a bar mitzvah. 1.3248 0.05406 117 86 24 7
1335 I gave the kid a choice, your life for the hat. 1.3248 0.05672 117 88 20 9
1336 No, you cannot call yourself Whimsysaurus! 1.3248 0.05268 117 85 26 6
1337 We either go color or we go extinct. 1.3248 0.05268 117 85 26 6
1338 Your arms don't quite reach your head. So how did you put on that hat? 1.3248 0.05126 117 84 28 5
1339 Is this your asteroid escape plan? 1.3248 0.05672 117 88 20 9
1340 Don't you think it's time your mommy stopped dressing you? 1.3248 0.05126 117 84 28 5
1341 Nope - still didn't get off the ground. And I CAN'T blow any harder. 1.3248 0.05126 117 84 28 5
1342 Want to go for a spin? 1.3248 0.05406 117 86 24 7
1343 And now, with 5G 1.3248 0.05540 117 87 22 8
1344 This is gonna confuse the hell outta them paleontologists! 1.3248 0.05268 117 85 26 6
1345 Do my new teeth make me look stupid? 1.3248 0.05540 117 87 22 8
1346 Oh, huge difference. I see a completely different side of the people I eat. 1.3248 0.05540 117 87 22 8
1347 You really think some color will revive our sex life, Frank? 1.3248 0.05406 117 86 24 7
1348 We've all got dreams, Gary. 1.3248 0.04830 117 82 32 3
1349 All of this asteroid talk has me looking for whimsy lately. 1.3248 0.04980 117 83 30 4
1350 A word of warning, DO NOT eat those mushrooms by the cave. 1.3248 0.05540 117 87 22 8
1351 Steve, the party isn’t for another two million years. 1.3248 0.04980 117 83 30 4
1352 I got it on amazon 1.3248 0.05406 117 86 24 7
1353 This should give the paleontologists something to wonder about. 1.3248 0.05406 117 86 24 7
1354 Didn’t you hear? Those windmills cause cancer 1.3248 0.05672 117 88 20 9
1355 Shut up, Jim. I’m a nervous rex and the hat is helping. 1.3248 0.04980 117 83 30 4
1356 It’s not too much is it? 1.3248 0.05406 117 86 24 7
1357 You see, Bob, you need an exit strategy. 1.3248 0.05126 117 84 28 5
1358 I am a Droneosaurus Rex. 1.3248 0.05268 117 85 26 6
1359 Even as a vicious predator, I like to show my lighter side. 1.3246 0.05359 114 83 25 6
1360 Sorry. We velociraptors do not date velocicopters 1.3217 0.05174 115 83 27 5
1361 It's just not you. 1.3217 0.05024 115 82 29 4
1362 Killer asteroid's approaching - but keep it under your hat. 1.3217 0.05319 115 84 25 6
1363 They told me I could keep the hat if I didn't eat their children. 1.3217 0.05024 115 82 29 4
1364 That’s cold blooded. 1.3217 0.05733 115 87 19 9
1365 You don’t have to attack anymore ...they’ll die laughing. 1.3217 0.05865 115 88 17 10
1366 So how was your first week working at Google? 1.3217 0.05174 115 83 27 5
1367 Fly? I thought you were trying to get better cell service. 1.3217 0.05319 115 84 25 6
1368 You’re really screwing up that whole superior species thing. 1.3217 0.05174 115 83 27 5
1369 No, I don't think it makes you look smart. 1.3217 0.05461 115 85 23 7
1370 Sorry, you won't be able to fly until the Cretaceous Period. 1.3217 0.05319 115 84 25 6
1371 It's totally you. 1.3217 0.04870 115 81 31 3
1372 Yeah, I’m not sure that thing’s gonna protect you from asteroids. 1.3217 0.05174 115 83 27 5
1373 I'm trying Prozac. 1.3217 0.05461 115 85 23 7
1374 Wow! Evolution is kind of weird, isn't it? 1.3217 0.05319 115 84 25 6
1375 We deserve extinction 1.3217 0.05733 115 87 19 9
1376 I got it from a dog named Peabody. 1.3217 0.05174 115 83 27 5
1377 I know it looks ridiculous but I can't reach to take it off. 1.3217 0.04870 115 81 31 3
1378 I just don't see the evolutionary advantage, Carl. 1.3217 0.05319 115 84 25 6
1379 Wow! I thought propeller beanies were extinct! 1.3217 0.05733 115 87 19 9
1380 Dad says the volcanologists are wrong, and we don’t have to cancel the party. 1.3217 0.05733 115 87 19 9
1381 How in the world are the evolutionists going to explain that? 1.3217 0.04711 115 80 33 2
1382 Are you being sarcastic? Our arms are too short to spin it AND we're colorblind. 1.3217 0.05174 115 83 27 5
1383 You ate Beany?! 1.3217 0.04870 115 81 31 3
1384 I told you not to pledge a fraternity, but do you ever listen to your dad? 1.3217 0.05174 115 83 27 5
1385 Online, you seemed like my perfect match. Now, I really wish I could unsee your beanie. 1.3217 0.05599 115 86 21 8
1386 Wanna go for a whirl? 1.3217 0.04870 115 81 31 3
1387 No, really, I think it looks good on you. Plus anyone who might eat you will die laughing first. 1.3217 0.05461 115 85 23 7
1388 I'm embracing my inner child 1.3217 0.05461 115 85 23 7
1389 It's a lot of things, but I don't think it's "the next step in evolution." 1.3217 0.05024 115 82 29 4
1390 I dunno, Larry, I think we just have to evolve a little more before we can fly. 1.3217 0.05174 115 83 27 5
1391 For the last time, Bob, nothing is going to come falling out of the sky anytime soon - and even if it did, that dumb hat wouldn't protect you. 1.3217 0.05733 115 87 19 9
1392 Sorry, but I don't think it's your color. 1.3217 0.05865 115 88 17 10
1393 It’s a movement to Make Dinosaurs Great Again 1.3217 0.05174 115 83 27 5
1394 Well, I suppose if pigs can fly 1.3217 0.05461 115 85 23 7
1395 Dude, no one wants to get eaten by a nerd. 1.3217 0.05319 115 84 25 6
1396 We'll see how that kind of humor plays out in the fossil record. 1.3217 0.05319 115 84 25 6
1397 Does this make me look post-historic? 1.3217 0.05599 115 86 21 8
1398 I didn't want to join a tech giant either, but you know what they say: adapt or go extinct. 1.3217 0.05319 115 84 25 6
1399 Try wings first! 1.3217 0.05319 115 84 25 6
1400 Well, obviously *I* didn't put it on. 1.3217 0.05461 115 85 23 7
1401 What I think about that beanie is that if dinosaurs go extinct, there will be no question about what caused it. 1.3217 0.05599 115 86 21 8
1402 Even if it lasts the full 65 million years, I don't think they are going to call you a propellasaurus. 1.3217 0.05599 115 86 21 8
1403 I’ve evolved. 1.3217 0.05024 115 82 29 4
1404 When they find our bones it will make them wonder. 1.3217 0.05461 115 85 23 7
1405 I have to wear it for my new religion, the rotatarians. 1.3217 0.05599 115 86 21 8
1406 I like it James, but how do you plan on taking it off? 1.3217 0.05733 115 87 19 9
1407 When they dig up your fossil, this could reflect badly on all of us. 1.3217 0.05461 115 85 23 7
1408 I believe you that is spins, Fred, but I already told you my arms are the same length as yours. 1.3217 0.05461 115 85 23 7
1409 What the fuck! 1.3217 0.05599 115 86 21 8
1410 They accuse me of being a helicopter parent! 1.3217 0.05461 115 85 23 7
1411 No wonder we are gong extinct. 1.3217 0.05599 115 86 21 8
1412 Cool. But where is Cecil? 1.3217 0.05319 115 84 25 6
1413 I know, I know...there's nothing I can do about it. 1.3217 0.05461 115 85 23 7
1414 Hey. Look what I picked up at the Jurassic Park gift store 1.3217 0.05733 115 87 19 9
1415 It’s kind of an “unnatural “ selection isn’t it? 1.3217 0.05319 115 84 25 6
1416 My head is spinning. 1.3217 0.05319 115 84 25 6
1417 Cool, but I’ll bet it’ll never sell in a million years 1.3217 0.05024 115 82 29 4
1418 We're doomed? There you go again, putting the worst possible spin on everything. 1.3217 0.05994 115 89 15 11
1419 This works better than tin foil to keep aliens from taking over my brain. 1.3217 0.05599 115 86 21 8
1420 I know ... it's dangerous out here. I'm glad to see your employer is finally giving you appropriate PPE. 1.3217 0.05733 115 87 19 9
1421 I can’t reach it either. Guess it’s stuck up there, Bob. 1.3217 0.05319 115 84 25 6
1422 What did you do with the boy? 1.3217 0.05319 115 84 25 6
1423 Is that really how you want to be remembered? 1.3217 0.05733 115 87 19 9
1424 That's really going to confuse the paleontologists.... 1.3217 0.05319 115 84 25 6
1425 That's a big comedown from Marine One, Donnie. 1.3217 0.05994 115 89 15 11
1426 Ted, I think I know why you've had trouble with the ladies lately. 1.3217 0.05461 115 85 23 7
1427 Hanging out with the Rotary Club, I see! 1.3217 0.05865 115 88 17 10
1428 The ad claims it is guaranteed to deflect meteors. 1.3217 0.05461 115 85 23 7
1429 Yes, your asteroid detector is starting to spin. 1.3217 0.05319 115 84 25 6
1430 I thought of tossing it, but it brings me joy. 1.3217 0.05733 115 87 19 9
1431 I still say we're gonna have to evolve wings and stop fooling around with silly contraptions if we hope to get off the ground Floyd! 1.3217 0.05865 115 88 17 10
1432 He said he'd give me this if I wouldn't eat him. What does that mean? 1.3217 0.05599 115 86 21 8
1433 The fun never ends. What was that big noise? 1.3217 0.05174 115 83 27 5
1434 Too bad your arms are too short to take it off. 1.3217 0.05599 115 86 21 8
1435 It will take more than a cool hat to make dinosaurs great again. 1.3217 0.05174 115 83 27 5
1436 Terrance is this what a mid-life crisis looks like?! 1.3217 0.05319 115 84 25 6
1437 Weird, right? It’s actually less cartoonish than your MAGA hat. 1.3217 0.05733 115 87 19 9
1438 I don't want anyone to know that I'm losing my hair 1.3217 0.05174 115 83 27 5
1439 Please tell me it was a gift ! 1.3217 0.05461 115 85 23 7
1440 I never thought you'd become one of those helicopter parents. 1.3217 0.05461 115 85 23 7
1441 No really! It’s exactly what I wanted for Christmas. Honest. 1.3217 0.05461 115 85 23 7
1442 I found it at the new archaeological dig. 1.3217 0.05599 115 86 21 8
1443 We can get into wind power now or wait another 65 million years for coal and petroleum. 1.3217 0.05461 115 85 23 7
1444 Where is the food that came with the hat? 1.3217 0.05319 115 84 25 6
1445 We get it. You work at Google. 1.3217 0.05599 115 86 21 8
1446 It’s retro 1.3217 0.05599 115 86 21 8
1447 Wow, I’m NOT color-blind? 1.3217 0.05174 115 83 27 5
1448 Am I too late for Pride? 1.3217 0.05174 115 83 27 5
1449 I don't care if you don't like it. It makes ME feel good 1.3217 0.05599 115 86 21 8
1450 Is this the natural selection thing they're all talking about? 1.3217 0.05174 115 83 27 5
1451 It's not the hat, it's that you're wearing a hat 1.3217 0.05461 115 85 23 7
1452 How did you reach your head? 1.3217 0.05733 115 87 19 9
1453 I think it's time we discussed your pandemic wardrobe. 1.3217 0.05599 115 86 21 8
1454 That’s the new normal?! 1.3217 0.05024 115 82 29 4
1455 I can’t wait till they find a fossil of me wearing this! 1.3217 0.05319 115 84 25 6
1456 Cecil, I see you've evolved... 1.3214 0.05107 112 80 28 4
1457 I suppose you want shoes to match? 1.3214 0.05703 112 84 20 8
1458 I feel extinct without one! 1.3214 0.04947 112 79 30 3
1459 You embarrassed me at the party 1.3214 0.05413 112 82 24 6
1460 You look different than your profile pic. 1.3214 0.05413 112 82 24 6
1461 My therapist says that it reflects my Creationist bias. 1.3214 0.05703 112 84 20 8
1462 for heaven's sake Frank, it's a cult! Just look what they've made you wear 1.3214 0.05413 112 82 24 6
1463 Maybe lower the dosage Jeff 1.3200 0.05664 100 73 22 5
1464 You got some Pat Sajak on the side of your mouth there, Carl. 1.3186 0.06063 113 88 14 11
1465 Evolution is a powerful force. 1.3186 0.05223 113 82 26 5
1466 Style will NEVER be extinct. 1.3186 0.05373 113 83 24 6
1467 I miss you already. 1.3186 0.05797 113 86 18 9
1468 I'm just not sure it will stand the test of time. 1.3186 0.05518 113 84 22 7
1469 Still fearsome. Sorry. 1.3186 0.05223 113 82 26 5
1470 they sell them in the dealers room at RaptorCon 1.3186 0.06063 113 88 14 11
1471 Yeah, we're going to evolve into birds, but not that way. The propeller comes much later." 1.3186 0.05518 113 84 22 7
1472 That's not how you play Spin the Bottle. 1.3186 0.05373 113 83 24 6
1473 It's mandatory if you want to pledge Rex Kappa Saurus. 1.3186 0.05070 113 81 28 4
1474 A little wind, and I will be out of here. 1.3186 0.05223 113 82 26 5
1475 You fool! That's not a hat of distinction, it's a hat of extinction! 1.3186 0.05373 113 83 24 6
1476 I don’t think it will prevent extinction but you can go out looking happy. 1.3186 0.05223 113 82 26 5
1477 You’re not pulling it off. 1.3186 0.04912 113 80 30 3
1478 How the heck did you put it on? 1.3186 0.05223 113 82 26 5
1479 Oh my god, you ate Beanie! 1.3186 0.05659 113 85 20 8
1480 They ran out of MAGA hats. 1.3186 0.05223 113 82 26 5
1481 No Cecil, that isn’t the beanie you’ve been looking for!” 1.3186 0.05518 113 84 22 7
1482 Do you have any idea how ridiculous you’re going to look as a fossil? 1.3186 0.05070 113 81 28 4
1483 Aren't you a little old for that? 1.3186 0.05797 113 86 18 9
1484 It sucks that you can't get it off, but how did you get it on? 1.3186 0.05518 113 84 22 7
1485 If this is evolution it sucks. 1.3186 0.05518 113 84 22 7
1486 Does this make me look fat? 1.3186 0.05659 113 85 20 8
1487 Sure I’m a Komodo dragon, but I have a playful side. 1.3186 0.05070 113 81 28 4
1488 The earlier, but less known and less successful Wrong brothers. 1.3186 0.05518 113 84 22 7
1489 How many times do I have to tell you, stay away from that summer camp! 1.3186 0.05373 113 83 24 6
1490 OK, either regurgitate the kid or take off the beanie. 1.3186 0.05373 113 83 24 6
1491 Just think, I'll be known as helicopterous dinosaurus. 1.3186 0.05932 113 87 16 10
1492 You're setting yourself up for extinction. 1.3186 0.05797 113 86 18 9
1493 The Paleozoic Era called and they want their copter beanie back. 1.3186 0.05659 113 85 20 8
1494 It looked better on the cereal box. 1.3186 0.05373 113 83 24 6
1495 Help! I can't reach it to stop the spinning! 1.3186 0.05373 113 83 24 6
1496 We're all going to die anyway may as well go down in style. 1.3186 0.05223 113 82 26 5
1497 Larry knew his mating dance lacked panache, so he wore something provocative. 1.3186 0.05223 113 82 26 5
1498 I know it looks silly, but a guy on the internet said that it will protect me from a meteor, so do your research. 1.3186 0.05373 113 83 24 6
1499 Are you going to wear that to the TAR PITS. 1.3186 0.05659 113 85 20 8
1500 When paleontologists find your body, they'll name you the 'Eye-saur'. 1.3186 0.05659 113 85 20 8
1501 Yeah..... the little kid tasted alright, I suppose, but what I was really after was this cool hat of his. 1.3186 0.05797 113 86 18 9
1502 Maybe add a pair of glasses. 1.3186 0.05070 113 81 28 4
1503 That's one option. Or you could grow feathers and get smaller. 1.3186 0.05223 113 82 26 5
1504 I think I'll pass -- those novelty caps never take off. 1.3186 0.04912 113 80 30 3
1505 Are you feeling okay? You look like you ate something funny. 1.3186 0.05373 113 83 24 6
1506 And I thought the volcano would be the news of the day... 1.3186 0.05518 113 84 22 7
1507 Yes, I know it looks ridiculous, but tonight I'm going to party like it's 64,991,999 B.C. 1.3186 0.05070 113 81 28 4
1508 That’s not how evolution works, Bob. 1.3186 0.05070 113 81 28 4
1509 Dude, just eat one of your frat brothers and the hazing will stop. 1.3186 0.05223 113 82 26 5
1510 That's not how evolution works, Cecil. 1.3186 0.05373 113 83 24 6
1511 What do you mean . . . dignity is overrated? 1.3186 0.05373 113 83 24 6
1512 Only someone with a pea-sized brain would wear one of those! 1.3186 0.05797 113 86 18 9
1513 Your sense of style isn't particularly evolved. 1.3186 0.05659 113 85 20 8
1514 I guess it’s 60s day at the tar pit 1.3186 0.05659 113 85 20 8
1515 Oh, you've invented the wheel! 1.3186 0.05659 113 85 20 8
1516 Why not put on your pocket protector and call it an era. 1.3186 0.05932 113 87 16 10
1517 If you can’t eat it, Bernie, what good is it? 1.3186 0.05373 113 83 24 6
1518 It will be the slogan for his 2024 re-election campaign 1.3186 0.05373 113 83 24 6
1519 In a few million generations, everyone’s going to be wearing them. 1.3186 0.05070 113 81 28 4
1520 You’ve gotta stop online shopping after midnight 1.3186 0.05797 113 86 18 9
1521 New MAGA hat? 1.3186 0.05373 113 83 24 6
1522 ... before they evolved real wings. 1.3186 0.05518 113 84 22 7
1523 The kid wearing it was delicious. 1.3186 0.05518 113 84 22 7
1524 They said it would keep me safe from asteroids. 1.3186 0.05518 113 84 22 7
1525 Why do you always have to be the center of attention 1.3186 0.05659 113 85 20 8
1526 Didn’t the rodeo-clown gig work out? 1.3182 0.05909 110 84 17 9
1527 Its not beanie me up scotty! 1.3182 0.05314 110 80 25 5
1528 You do know that he was the last Neanderthal, right? 1.3182 0.05766 110 83 19 8
1529 Grow up! Act like reptile. 1.3182 0.05620 110 82 21 7
1530 If it stops at red, I get to marry you! 1.3182 0.05314 110 80 25 5
1531 You're gonna need a tail rotor 1.3182 0.05314 110 80 25 5
1532 I understand the intention but I wouldn’t describe it as flirty and fun 1.3182 0.05469 110 81 23 6
1533 It’s my way of saying ‘Defund Gravity!’ 1.3182 0.05620 110 82 21 7
1534 Say goodbye to your street cred, dude. 1.3153 0.05274 111 81 25 5
1535 Gotta live it up while we can. 1.3153 0.04954 111 79 29 3
1536 I was asked to be in a cartoon with a little kid, but he just looked so delicious.... 1.3153 0.05576 111 83 21 7
1537 I wouldn't be caught fossilized wearing that. 1.3153 0.05116 111 80 27 4
1538 Harold, fatalistic premonitions are just a part of growing up. 1.3153 0.05274 111 81 25 5
1539 You must have gone to Barney's party. 1.3153 0.05274 111 81 25 5
1540 They ran out of tinfoil at the supermarket. 1.3153 0.05427 111 82 23 6
1541 No, I’m not being political! 1.3153 0.05576 111 83 21 7
1542 Frank... I think your meteor tracker is spinning 1.3153 0.05721 111 84 19 8
1543 You gay? 1.3148 0.05368 108 79 24 5
1544 That's not fair. You're always evolving faster than I am! 1.3148 0.05204 108 78 26 4
1545 Okay, Phil, remember what we said, "What happens in Orlando stays in Orlando." 1.3148 0.05368 108 79 24 5
1546 My eyes are down here. 1.3148 0.05681 108 81 20 7
1547 Chick magnet. 1.3131 0.05495 99 72 23 4
1548 Sure, it softens your image, but I still think they’ll panic when they see you. 1.3119 0.05164 109 79 26 4
1549 But, you're not bald. 1.3119 0.05483 109 81 22 6
1550 I'm trying to get to the top of the funny chain. 1.3119 0.05326 109 80 24 5
1551 Dude! Did you hear the news? According to Parler, we're not extinct. 1.3119 0.05483 109 81 22 6
1552 To the surprise of everyone, the Rapture happened yesterday but it didn't quite go as expected. 1.3119 0.05930 109 84 16 9
1553 It's a relic from this weird species... Nobody really knows why they got extinct...Apparently at some point they stopped believing in facts 1.3119 0.05636 109 82 20 7
1554 Look, Mike, I just don't think 2020 could cope with a flying crocodile. 1.3119 0.05785 109 83 18 8
1555 Cecil and Beanie? 1.3119 0.05483 109 81 22 6
1556 What do you mean, "I'm here for a good time, not a long time?" 1.3119 0.04824 109 77 30 2
1557 I tell you, it's a classic. It will long outlive us all. 1.3119 0.05483 109 81 22 6
1558 What do you mean it’s just a passing fad? It’ll take a million years for it to go out of style! 1.3119 0.05164 109 79 26 4
1559 This is all you saw in the future? 1.3119 0.05164 109 79 26 4
1560 Love it! A touch of whimsy for the paleontologists." 1.3119 0.05483 109 81 22 6
1561 What if, after we go extinct, we're NOT remembered for our whimsical headwear? 1.3119 0.05483 109 81 22 6
1562 I don't think it's an issue of age. 1.3119 0.05636 109 82 20 7
1563 Is this another of your lockdown inventions? 1.3119 0.05483 109 81 22 6
1564 It's time to let the 80's go, Ellis. 1.3119 0.05636 109 82 20 7
1565 You found it? Maybe there really was an ancient, lost civilization! 1.3119 0.05483 109 81 22 6
1566 Shouldn't we invent chess first and then a chess club? 1.3119 0.05785 109 83 18 8
1567 Dude, that is so Middle Paleolitchic Age 1.3119 0.05326 109 80 24 5
1568 I don't want it, but I can't take it off. 1.3119 0.05636 109 82 20 7
1569 Does it come in black? 1.3119 0.04997 109 78 28 3
1570 Are you trying to pass as a freshman? 1.3119 0.05164 109 79 26 4
1571 I keep telling you, hats make you bald. 1.3119 0.05326 109 80 24 5
1572 You always embarrass me, thank God the world is ending! 1.3119 0.04997 109 78 28 3
1573 It's an anachronism. 1.3119 0.05164 109 79 26 4
1574 Too festive? 1.3119 0.05483 109 81 22 6
1575 Maybe I'm wrong, but I don't think it'll ever take off. 1.3119 0.05483 109 81 22 6
1576 I got it off a guy I ate. 1.3119 0.05164 109 79 26 4
1577 Get in touch with your inner child," they said. So, I ate two for good measure 1.3119 0.05164 109 79 26 4
1578 I gave up wearing mine in the Cretaceous period, Bruce. 1.3119 0.05164 109 79 26 4
1579 If you want to be taken seriously as a Republican - you have to wear the uniform. 1.3119 0.06210 109 86 12 11
1580 They said it’ll help in mating rituals, but so far no luck 1.3119 0.05930 109 84 16 9
1581 I'm sorry to break it to you, but you're a diversity hire. 1.3119 0.05164 109 79 26 4
1582 If this is evolution, I don’t want to be a part of it. 1.3119 0.05326 109 80 24 5
1583 you look like a blender 1.3119 0.05785 109 83 18 8
1584 The box said suitable for all ages 1.3119 0.05636 109 82 20 7
1585 I’m trying everything I can to attract you before Extinction is finally upon us ! 1.3119 0.05636 109 82 20 7
1586 I said you need beano, not a beanie! 1.3119 0.05930 109 84 16 9
1587 I ate the kid. I wear this to honor his memory. 1.3119 0.05164 109 79 26 4
1588 No offense, Ralph, but that's so Jurassic. 1.3119 0.05785 109 83 18 8
1589 Stop acting like a thousand year old. 1.3119 0.05483 109 81 22 6
1590 You didn’t put that on yourself did you? 1.3119 0.05164 109 79 26 4
1591 I wasn’t sure about attire for a mass extinction event... 1.3119 0.05164 109 79 26 4
1592 Looks like I won't have a hard time looking for you now. 1.3119 0.05636 109 82 20 7
1593 No, dude, you have to evolve wings 1.3119 0.05483 109 81 22 6
1594 Sorry Larry. That's not evolving. It's just mutating. 1.3119 0.06071 109 85 14 10
1595 I think the toupee was less obvious. 1.3119 0.05164 109 79 26 4
1596 So that’s the ‘survival trait’ you’re going with? 1.3119 0.04997 109 78 28 3
1597 The Red Bull didn’t work 1.3119 0.05636 109 82 20 7
1598 Your arms can reach your head? 1.3119 0.05326 109 80 24 5
1599 I think yours flew away. 1.3119 0.05483 109 81 22 6
1600 yeah I got the internship, thanks for asking 1.3119 0.05326 109 80 24 5
1601 I think everybody will be wearing one, barring complete planetary extinction. 1.3119 0.05483 109 81 22 6
1602 I thought you said we weren't dressing up!?! 1.3119 0.05636 109 82 20 7
1603 You said the dress code was business casual. 1.3119 0.05483 109 81 22 6
1604 Dennis, that is so last year 1.3119 0.05483 109 81 22 6
1605 I ordered from Pangea, and it took eons to get here. 1.3119 0.05636 109 82 20 7
1606 So do we need to call you Drone-osaur now? 1.3119 0.05164 109 79 26 4
1607 It’s a fashion evolution 1.3119 0.05326 109 80 24 5
1608 Lady at the shop said it made me look less extinct. 1.3119 0.05164 109 79 26 4
1609 That’s great, but how are you going to get it off? 1.3119 0.05930 109 84 16 9
1610 It looked better on that kid you ate. 1.3113 0.05586 106 79 21 6
1611 Bob, I just don't see you evolving. 1.3113 0.05080 106 76 27 3
1612 No, I love it— it’s very slimming and brings out the color in your eyes. 1.3113 0.05423 106 78 23 5
1613 Let me guess, Secret Santa? 1.3113 0.05586 106 79 21 6
1614 I'm kinda hopping it gives me an advantage in that natural selection game we keep hearing about. 1.3084 0.05541 107 80 21 6
1615 I think it makes me look younger. 1.3084 0.05379 107 79 23 5
1616 Those haven’t been cool since the Triassic Period. 1.3084 0.05541 107 80 21 6
1617 Just because Pterodactyls fly doesn't mean you should try. 1.3084 0.05213 107 78 25 4
1618 I'm not afraid of being bald and neither should you. 1.3084 0.05541 107 80 21 6
1619 Mom always liked you best. 1.3084 0.05851 107 82 17 8
1620 C’mon, those hats are so out of style, they’re almost prehistoric. 1.3084 0.05541 107 80 21 6
1621 I thought it was a meteor that caused our extinction. 1.3084 0.05213 107 78 25 4
1622 It'll never fly. Neither will you. 1.3084 0.05379 107 79 23 5
1623 If we can't get away from it, we might as well pretend and have a good laugh. 1.3084 0.05851 107 82 17 8
1624 Do I have something stuck between my teeth? That always makes me look ridiculous.” 1.3084 0.05213 107 78 25 4
1625 I’m just trying to establish my own identity. 1.3084 0.05213 107 80 22 5
1626 Well it looks cool, but are you sure it will stop meteors? 1.3084 0.05213 107 78 25 4
1627 Sorry Frank, mating season was two months ago! 1.3084 0.04863 107 76 29 2
1628 Infantile, I know. But it’s good to feel young. 1.3084 0.05041 107 77 27 3
1629 What? I thought you said come dressed for a baby shower, not a meteor shower. 1.3084 0.05213 107 78 25 4
1630 I got this at the Cretaceous goodbye party. You weren't invited? 1.3084 0.05851 107 82 17 8
1631 Evolving wings would have worked better. 1.3084 0.05541 107 80 21 6
1632 But, NO Dude, you're not hovering! 1.3084 0.05379 107 79 23 5
1633 Don't smile or it won't work. 1.3084 0.05851 107 82 17 8
1634 I don't understand why people don't take me seriously. 1.3084 0.05379 107 79 23 5
1635 Please tell me you were wearing a mask 1.3084 0.05698 107 81 19 7
1636 Looks familiar. Doesn't the neighbour's son have one like that? 1.3084 0.05851 107 82 17 8
1637 Supposedly, it's more effective than the N95 mask I've been wearing. 1.3084 0.05379 107 79 23 5
1638 No, Herald, I said at the dinner tonight we would talk about our extinction not our distinction. 1.3084 0.05041 107 77 27 3
1639 You think colorful, tiny wings will allow a dinosaur to evolve into a bird? What a dreamer. 1.3084 0.05379 107 79 23 5
1640 I see you watched the Wizard of Oz again. 1.3084 0.05541 107 80 21 6
1641 Did you do something different with your hair? 1.3084 0.05541 107 80 21 6
1642 I’ll trade you for my hula hoop. 1.3084 0.05213 107 78 25 4
1643 Sic transit gloria mundi. 1.3084 0.05541 107 80 21 6
1644 I feel ya dude, but I can't reach it either. 1.3084 0.05541 107 80 21 6
1645 Stand back, it causes cancer 1.3084 0.05999 107 83 15 9
1646 Frank, that isn't evolution... 1.3084 0.05213 107 78 25 4
1647 Harold, for the last time, how can "wind power" be the answer to fossil fuels before we have any fossils? 1.3084 0.05851 107 82 17 8
1648 I got it from Cecil who got it from Beany 1.3084 0.05541 107 80 21 6
1649 I liked the death ray better. 1.3084 0.05541 107 80 21 6
1650 Spin it one more time. I dare you. 1.3084 0.05379 107 79 23 5
1651 Give me the cap next so I can play "Trump". 1.3084 0.05698 107 81 19 7
1652 It was funny at first but now I can’t figure out how to get it off 1.3084 0.05379 107 79 23 5
1653 No, it's cool Orville. I just don't it see it flying. 1.3084 0.05698 107 81 19 7
1654 For the last time Jerry, yes, that is a very cool hat, but we have a more pressing situation going on right now. 1.3084 0.05379 107 79 23 5
1655 Yes, it's still there 1.3084 0.05851 107 82 17 8
1656 Did you eat the rest of it? 1.3084 0.05213 107 78 25 4
1657 I needed an uplift 1.3084 0.05213 107 78 25 4
1658 The kid called it a helicapter. 1.3084 0.05041 107 77 27 3
1659 I just don't see how that helps us with our extinction problem... 1.3084 0.05379 107 79 23 5
1660 Whoa...distinct meet extinct. I love it! 1.3084 0.05541 107 80 21 6
1661 Rupert, you're so unevolved. 1.3084 0.05213 107 78 25 4
1662 It’s not working. You still look old. 1.3084 0.05698 107 81 19 7
1663 That's just going to lead to pants. 1.3084 0.05041 107 77 27 3
1664 Tim, I... don't think that's how we become birds. 1.3084 0.05213 107 78 25 4
1665 Those won't be popular in a million years 1.3084 0.05698 107 81 19 7
1666 And you have to wear it for the entire semester?" 1.3084 0.05379 107 79 23 5
1667 Sorry Al- I can’t reach it either. 1.3084 0.05541 107 80 21 6
1668 Now the asteroid has something to aim at. 1.3084 0.05379 107 79 23 5
1669 The real reason dinosaurs became extinct. 1.3084 0.05041 107 77 27 3
1670 Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son. 1.3084 0.05541 107 80 21 6
1671 Dude are you ready to get your mind blown away?! 1.3084 0.05213 107 78 25 4
1672 I feel like you’re devolving. 1.3084 0.05213 107 78 25 4
1673 Uses less gas. 1.3077 0.05479 104 77 22 5
1674 It detects asteroids. 1.3077 0.05306 104 76 24 4
1675 Well, yes, it makes you look younger and more colorful, but I don't think it's going to fly. 1.3077 0.05306 104 76 24 4
1676 Can you try and soar us Rex? 1.3077 0.05810 104 79 18 7
1677 You came last in the embarrassing Dad competition? 1.3077 0.05647 104 78 20 6
1678 Houston, we have a problem. 1.3077 0.04941 104 74 28 2
1679 You are a dinosaur wearing a hat. 1.3077 0.05127 104 75 26 3
1680 Craigslist 1.3077 0.04941 104 74 28 2
1681 They say no one can tell the difference between alligators and crocodiles. 1.3077 0.05306 104 76 24 4
1682 No. It doesn't make you look less threatening. Just silly. 1.3048 0.05761 105 80 18 7
1683 Don’t advertise your strengths. 1.3048 0.05086 105 76 26 3
1684 I like it but how did you place it on your head? 1.3048 0.05600 105 79 20 6
1685 No, I don't think you look like a nerd. Silly, yes, but not a nerd. 1.3048 0.05600 105 79 20 6
1686 You've really got to start taking this King of the Dinosaurs thing more seriously. 1.3048 0.05918 105 81 16 8
1687 Cheer up—you almost invented the wheel. 1.3048 0.05918 105 81 16 8
1688 I like it. It complements your pea sized brain. 1.3048 0.05761 105 80 18 7
1689 How did your arms reach your head? 1.3048 0.04903 105 75 28 2
1690 I mean, it's a look. 1.3048 0.05263 105 77 24 4
1691 Its going to take 65 Million years for that hat to be in style 1.3048 0.05600 105 79 20 6
1692 You've been acting very differently since you've started dating that helicopterodactyl. 1.3048 0.05761 105 80 18 7
1693 You ate a mammal and didn’t share? 1.3048 0.05263 105 77 24 4
1694 It's only till I'm a sophomore. 1.3048 0.05918 105 81 16 8
1695 Yes, it's a fashion statement. But it's a stupid fashion statement. 1.3048 0.05263 105 77 24 4
1696 What? It keeps me cool, bro. 1.3048 0.05600 105 79 20 6
1697 Now I know how they got the title FRESHMEN. Umm Umm good. 1.3048 0.05600 105 79 20 6
1698 I’m a helicorapter. 1.3048 0.05761 105 80 18 7
1699 Yeah, I'm Modern Orthadox 1.3048 0.05918 105 81 16 8
1700 Imagine what archeologists will think in 65 million years when they find your skull and propeller cap! 1.3048 0.06071 105 82 14 9
1701 I’m seeing ‘smart’ and ‘athletic.’ I mean, you had to do a head stand to put it on. 1.3048 0.05434 105 78 22 5
1702 But Dad - the fossil fuel marketer was so convincing! 1.3048 0.05600 105 79 20 6
1703 Just because we're going extint doesn't mean we can't have some fun on the way out. 1.3048 0.05263 105 77 24 4
1704 Mine was delayed. Should arrive next week. 1.3048 0.05263 105 77 24 4
1705 What do you mean, how'd I put it on? 1.3048 0.05600 105 79 20 6
1706 I've heard those attract asteroids. 1.3048 0.05434 105 78 22 5
1707 Face masks? Pah! 1.3048 0.05600 105 79 20 6
1708 And you’re refusing to wear a mask, really? 1.3048 0.05434 105 78 22 5
1709 Well, it certainly says ‘anti-extinction’ to me. 1.3048 0.05263 105 77 24 4
1710 How's pterodactyl school? 1.3048 0.05600 105 79 20 6
1711 And you think this makes you MORE approachable? 1.3048 0.05263 105 77 24 4
1712 Really, Darryl? Don't we have enough strikes against our species already? 1.3048 0.05434 105 78 22 5
1713 THAT'S going to outlast us? 1.3048 0.05434 105 78 22 5
1714 I think we should see other people. 1.3048 0.05263 105 77 24 4
1715 so, you pledged Omega? 1.3048 0.05434 105 78 22 5
1716 It's very Cretaceous, but I could see it coming back in about 160 millions years plus 1950 or so. 1.3048 0.05600 105 79 20 6
1717 I wouldn’t be caught extinct in it. 1.3048 0.05918 105 81 16 8
1718 Wow, that cap takes millennia off you. 1.3048 0.05263 105 77 24 4
1719 I'm not sure it will change where the world is headed but optimism looks good on you. 1.3048 0.05434 105 78 22 5
1720 So, you got it for 25 scents and three Tricera tops? Nice! 1.3048 0.05761 105 80 18 7
1721 Okay, I'll bite. 1.3048 0.05761 105 80 18 7
1722 You’re an idiot! 1.3048 0.05761 105 80 18 7
1723 Does this hat make my arms look bigger? 1.3048 0.05263 105 77 24 4
1724 Good thing social distance isn’t measured by arm reach. 1.3048 0.05434 105 78 22 5
1725 You don't care about the fossil you're leaving your children? 1.3048 0.05600 105 79 20 6
1726 I see you've gotten in touch with your inner child. 1.3048 0.05761 105 80 18 7
1727 The next thing you know, we'll all be extinct. 1.3048 0.05263 105 77 24 4
1728 Frankly, it detracts from your gravitas. 1.3048 0.05263 105 77 24 4
1729 Yeah, it's whimsical, but is it you? 1.3048 0.05918 105 81 16 8
1730 Said he was a time traveler........so I ate him! 1.3048 0.05434 105 78 22 5
1731 That jerk,Brachiosaurus glued it to my head. 1.3048 0.05263 105 77 24 4
1732 Cool fashion sense, considering your brain's the size of a walnut. 1.3048 0.05086 105 76 26 3
1733 Sure, that'll save us. 1.3048 0.05434 105 78 22 5
1734 I’m going out happy. 1.3048 0.05600 105 79 20 6
1735 But how do you make it spin? 1.3048 0.05918 105 81 16 8
1736 Well, to be honest, I think our sense of humor will probably have to evolve too. 1.3048 0.05600 105 79 20 6
1737 Waist up, right? Just trying to Make Zoom Calls Exciting Again. 1.3048 0.05263 105 77 24 4
1738 Research show, these distract attention away from tiny hands 1.3048 0.05600 105 79 20 6
1739 There’s something different about you... I just can’t quite put my finger on it. 1.3048 0.05761 105 80 18 7
1740 So when the asteroid comes I'll just have to flip this thing and.. 1.3048 0.05918 105 81 16 8
1741 Congrats on your Google internship Rex 1.3048 0.06071 105 82 14 9
1742 Your Father and I are getting a divorce. 1.3048 0.05263 105 77 24 4
1743 Not taking my chances with this natural selection thing Larry 1.3048 0.05434 105 78 22 5
1744 Do you have any other hats you might consider wearing to the party?” “I guess I could wear my MAGA hat.” “Actually, you know what, I love it. Let’s head out. 1.3048 0.06071 105 82 14 9
1745 Yes, it makes your tail look big. 1.3048 0.05434 105 78 22 5
1746 It makes me feel less callous. 1.3048 0.05600 105 79 20 6
1747 That's some beanie, Baby! 1.3039 0.05709 102 77 19 6
1748 Wow,is that vintage? 1.3039 0.05536 102 76 21 5
1749 Either you eat the evidence or I will. 1.3039 0.05358 102 75 23 4
1750 That’s not something a 66-million-year-old should wear. 1.3039 0.05709 102 77 19 6
1751 Be honest, does this make me look fat? 1.3039 0.05536 102 76 21 5
1752 If that's how you spent all your research money, we're toast. 1.3030 0.04859 99 70 28 1
1753 Have you always been gay? 1.3030 0.05459 99 73 22 4
1754 We're going to be extinct, who cares if I look Ridiculous. 1.3010 0.05988 103 80 15 8
1755 What? And give up show business? 1.3010 0.05661 103 78 19 6
1756 Dad, please don’t walk me to school with that hat. 1.3010 0.05661 103 78 19 6
1757 Considering the lift dynamics, I don’t see where you’re going with this. 1.3010 0.05490 103 77 21 5
1758 Wow, you don't see those much anymore. 1.3010 0.05490 103 77 21 5
1759 Relax, you'll get your turn with the hat - we have plenty of time. 1.3010 0.05988 103 80 15 8
1760 How Triassic of you. 1.3010 0.05314 103 76 23 4
1761 Where on Earth did you get the idea for that? 1.3010 0.05314 103 76 23 4
1762 Yeah, it looks ridiculous. But the fact that you got it on your head with those short arms is impressive. 1.3010 0.05490 103 77 21 5
1763 It is a nice hat, but did you really have to eat the child? 1.3010 0.05988 103 80 15 8
1764 They are calling it: Make the Jurrasic Period Great Again! 1.3010 0.06298 103 82 11 10
1765 We'll always have Paris! 1.3010 0.05827 103 79 17 7
1766 What? I thought I'd add some whimsy to our situation. 1.3010 0.05490 103 77 21 5
1767 Okay, first let me say that I love that you're looking for a meaningful evolutionary adaptation." 1.3010 0.05132 103 75 25 3
1768 Please tell me I'm not evolving. 1.3010 0.04943 103 74 27 2
1769 It's Hazing! The next thing you know they'll be telling you to eat plants! 1.3010 0.05988 103 80 15 8
1770 Yeah, but how did it get there? 1.3010 0.05490 103 77 21 5
1771 Listen man, I'm here for a fun time, not a long time. 1.3010 0.05490 103 77 21 5
1772 Gee, Igor, we just learned to stand and walk on two feet--and now you want to fly 1.3010 0.05490 103 77 21 5
1773 Sorry, Frank; you're still not an Archaeopteryx. 1.3010 0.05314 103 76 23 4
1774 I think we're gonna need a lot more lift, Orville. 1.3010 0.05314 103 76 23 4
1775 I think you might be going too far trying to lighten our image… 1.3010 0.05988 103 80 15 8
1776 I guess it does make you look younger. 1.3010 0.05490 103 77 21 5
1777 Really Frank,we are trying to evolve 1.3010 0.05314 103 76 23 4
1778 Is it working? 1.3010 0.05661 103 78 19 6
1779 That's just a garnish? I always thought you ate the whole thing! 1.3010 0.05314 103 76 23 4
1780 Whatever gets you through the extinction. 1.3010 0.05132 103 75 25 3
1781 Oh NO! It's pledge week again! 1.3010 0.05827 103 79 17 7
1782 Nice try, but you can't distract me from our inevitable extinction. 1.3010 0.05314 103 76 23 4
1783 Hey, it was either this or a panic room. 1.3010 0.05132 103 75 25 3
1784 Really, it makes you look at least ten years younger. 1.3010 0.05314 103 76 23 4
1785 You're going to drive the paleontologists crazy! 1.3010 0.05661 103 78 19 6
1786 To be honest Rex, I can't decide between Spinosaurus, Colorceratops, or Dorkoraptor. 1.3010 0.05661 103 78 19 6
1787 If this is the apex of our evolution, we deserve an asteroid. 1.3010 0.05490 103 77 21 5
1788 Ah, you're asking ME why no one takes YOU seriously as a monster? 1.3010 0.05661 103 78 19 6
1789 And that protects you from asteroids, how? 1.3010 0.05490 103 77 21 5
1790 Sorry, I only have one so I’ll have to go without you. 1.3010 0.05314 103 76 23 4
1791 That hat makes you look like a peabrain. 1.3010 0.05490 103 77 21 5
1792 It makes you look a bit flighty 1.3010 0.05314 103 76 23 4
1793 Are you a Velociraptor? 1.3010 0.05132 103 75 25 3
1794 This and my hat with big mouse ears will be around long after we’re gone. 1.3010 0.05661 103 78 19 6
1795 When I wear it, I receive HBO-MAX on the inside of my eyelids. And on the weekends, I also get the Weather Channel. 1.3010 0.05661 103 78 19 6
1796 Guarantees I get an archeological dig named for me. 1.3010 0.05314 103 76 23 4
1797 Who knew a fad would last 10,000 years. 1.3010 0.05827 103 79 17 7
1798 Sorry, Chad. Not even if the world was ending.” 1.3010 0.05988 103 80 15 8
1799 I want your opinion. I liked it better than those Make Alligators Great Again caps but they are telling me it is too gay for the swamp. 1.3010 0.05988 103 80 15 8
1800 I thought it would distract from the crappy drawing but it's not working! 1.3010 0.05314 103 76 23 4
1801 'I warned you not to rush that Fraternity.' 1.3010 0.05314 103 76 23 4
1802 Not bad Herb–but maybe we should evolve ears instead. 1.3010 0.05132 103 75 25 3
1803 What time is liftoff ? 1.3010 0.05132 103 75 25 3
1804 No, this does not make your arms look bigger either. 1.3010 0.04943 103 74 27 2
1805 It's silly but it's definitely you. 1.3010 0.05132 103 75 25 3
1806 I have an audition for a kid's show... 1.3010 0.05988 103 80 15 8
1807 Oh please Randy... grow up! 1.3010 0.06145 103 81 13 9
1808 Yes, morale is important, but the asteroid's still coming. 1.3010 0.05490 103 77 21 5
1809 Do you realize that freshman year doesn't start for another 65 million years. 1.3010 0.05827 103 79 17 7
1810 It just isn't you,Frederick. 1.3010 0.05661 103 78 19 6
1811 That style is so Mesozoic. 1.3010 0.05490 103 77 21 5
1812 Talk to me when you're ready for a serious relationship. 1.3010 0.05661 103 78 19 6
1813 If this helps keep us safe from falling objects...I'm all for it. 1.3010 0.04943 103 74 27 2
1814 I need the attention. 1.3010 0.05314 103 76 23 4
1815 They come in a four-pack, so the triceratops had an extra. 1.3010 0.05827 103 79 17 7
1816 Did you file a claim? 1.3010 0.05988 103 80 15 8
1817 Is my head spinning? 1.3010 0.05490 103 77 21 5
1818 This may be a style that should go extinct" 1.3010 0.05314 103 76 23 4
1819 Bad Hair Day? 1.3010 0.05988 103 80 15 8
1820 Ah--so that's what natural selection is. 1.3010 0.06145 103 81 13 9
1821 That's the dumbest thing you've bought since comet insurance. 1.3010 0.05661 103 78 19 6
1822 I dunno man, they’re going to think you had something dumb like...feathers. 1.3010 0.05314 103 76 23 4
1823 Sure... that's exactly what I meant by: "evolve into flying animals"... 1.3010 0.04747 103 73 29 1
1824 Be honest, does this hat make me look fat? 1.3010 0.05827 103 79 17 7
1825 They had no T-shirts left 1.3010 0.05132 103 75 25 3
1826 Doesn’t really have a “terrible lizard-y” vibe, but ok 1.3010 0.05827 103 79 17 7
1827 I plan on catching my prey with the element of childlike whimsy. 1.3010 0.05314 103 76 23 4
1828 Can you help me take this off? 1.3010 0.05490 103 77 21 5
1829 I think it might add some whimsy to Zoom calls with my parents. 1.3010 0.05661 103 78 19 6
1830 it’s Hanukkah not Purim you schmuk 1.3010 0.05988 103 80 15 8
1831 Sorry Melvin, I got the last one 1.3010 0.05661 103 78 19 6
1832 That’s certainly one way to evolve 1.3010 0.05490 103 77 21 5
1833 More of a second date outfit. 1.3010 0.05132 103 75 25 3
1834 We’ll be extinct before that look catches on. 1.3000 0.05222 100 73 24 3
1835 Yeah, we're related to birds but that's not gonna fly with the Mrs. 1.3000 0.05596 100 75 20 5
1836 Ugh, that hat is sooo 65 million years ago 1.3000 0.05774 100 76 18 6
1837 I don't care where you got the hat. I wanna know where you got the box tops in the first place? 1.3000 0.05946 100 77 16 7
1838 Well if you do catch a Pterodactyl, at least let me know what it tastes like. 1.3000 0.04606 100 70 30 0
1839 It's called going extinct in style. 1.3000 0.05222 100 73 24 3
1840 It is cute, but I'm not totally sure it proves intelligent design. 1.3000 0.06113 100 78 14 8
1841 Wow, to see the effects of evolution close up. 1.3000 0.05222 100 73 24 3
1842 The kid from the future I ate was wearing it. 1.3000 0.05222 100 73 24 3
1843 It's mine. I wrote my name in it. 1.3000 0.05774 100 76 18 6
1844 Donald Trump said this would let me fly! 1.3000 0.05946 100 77 16 7
1845 Shouldn't someone tell the cartoonist that we're color blind? 1.3000 0.05596 100 75 20 5
1846 Sorry. That look became extinct 20 million years ago. 1.3000 0.05412 100 74 22 4
1847 Your fashion sense is devolving.” 1.3000 0.05596 100 75 20 5
1848 Do you realize that this is an early sign of the end of our species? 1.3000 0.05412 100 74 22 4
1849 Hey, my invention is at least carbon-free. 1.3000 0.05025 100 72 26 2
1850 "It might have been a gift but I wouldn't keep that on my head. 1.3000 0.05596 100 75 20 5
1851 I thought you were Cecil! 1.3000 0.05222 100 73 24 3
1852 Sorry, there is a pandemic, this is the best we could do for a bar mitzvah. 1.3000 0.05774 100 76 18 6
1853 Why are you trying to pass as renewable when everyone knows you’re fossil? 1.3000 0.05596 100 75 20 5
1854 Am I flying yet? 1.3000 0.05222 100 73 24 3
1855 Who do you think you are? Donald Trump? 1.3000 0.06113 100 78 14 8
1856 No Beanie, I said nightcap. 1.3000 0.05412 100 74 22 4
1857 If that's your big idea, not sure we're gonna make it. 1.3000 0.05596 100 75 20 5
1858 It's just a fad, it'll die out. 1.3000 0.05412 100 74 22 4
1859 It's part of my initiation into Nu Alpha Kappa." 1.3000 0.05596 100 75 20 5
1860 I asked God to be a Pterodactyl and he gave me this 1.3000 0.05596 100 75 20 5
1861 So I ate the kid, clothes and all, but the beanie was a keeper" 1.3000 0.05774 100 76 18 6
1862 It's a little cliche. 1.3000 0.05412 100 74 22 4
1863 Keeping it light, are we Earnie? 1.3000 0.05222 100 73 24 3
1864 Those things have gone the way of the, well, you know. 1.3000 0.05946 100 77 16 7
1865 I am what I am. 1.3000 0.05596 100 75 20 5
1866 Can you get matching shoes?" 1.3000 0.05596 100 75 20 5
1867 You've been snacking on time travelers again. 1.3000 0.05412 100 74 22 4
1868 Was it on sale? 1.3000 0.05596 100 75 20 5
1869 I'm not sure. Is it returnable? 1.3000 0.05412 100 74 22 4
1870 Honestly, I think it makes you look vane. 1.3000 0.05412 100 74 22 4
1871 And you say you can predict meteor strikes with that thing? 1.3000 0.05596 100 75 20 5
1872 Going somewhere? 1.3000 0.05774 100 76 18 6
1873 Tonight I’m gonna party like it’s 66,000,001 BC 1.3000 0.05774 100 76 18 6
1874 I thought you were going to ask for longer arms? 1.3000 0.05412 100 74 22 4
1875 T-Bro, let's photobomb the Flintstones before that volcanic ash covers us for all eternity! 1.3000 0.06276 100 79 12 9
1876 I want to look presidential 1.3000 0.06113 100 78 14 8
1877 I do admire your joie de vivre what with the Ice Age upon us and all. 1.3000 0.04606 100 70 30 0
1878 Well, you're dressed up! Got a date for that meteor everyone's talking about? 1.3000 0.05025 100 72 26 2
1879 Whatd'ya think? My lunch made it. 1.3000 0.05596 100 75 20 5
1880 I can't reach to take it off. 1.3000 0.05412 100 74 22 4
1881 Swap for a kazoo? 1.3000 0.05222 100 73 24 3
1882 Don't look at me like that. It sparks joy. 1.3000 0.05412 100 74 22 4
1883 What’s a drone? 1.3000 0.05412 100 74 22 4
1884 I’m an LGTBQ helicopter parent. 1.3000 0.05412 100 74 22 4
1885 You'll never be able to fly without one. 1.3000 0.05946 100 77 16 7
1886 It was the only part that wasn't digestible 1.3000 0.05412 100 74 22 4
1887 OK, its cute, but you'll never be a terrordactyl. 1.3000 0.05412 100 74 22 4
1888 Well, I went to the future. The bad news is we're extinct. The good news is I got a cool, new hat. 1.3000 0.05774 100 76 18 6
1889 I lost mine at the glaad rally. 1.3000 0.05946 100 77 16 7
1890 This seems worse than the "time traveler kills a butterfly" thing. 1.3000 0.05774 100 76 18 6
1891 I’m accessing the gravity of our situation. 1.3000 0.05412 100 74 22 4
1892 Forget it. It will be millions of years before we can fly. 1.3000 0.05596 100 75 20 5
1893 Maybe if you flap faster. 1.3000 0.05222 100 73 24 3
1894 Were you wearing that hat when you told them your asteroid theory? 1.3000 0.05596 100 75 20 5
1895 What? It goes with everything. 1.3000 0.05596 100 75 20 5
1896 You won't get far. You can't reach the propeller. 1.3000 0.05774 100 76 18 6
1897 Haven't seen one of those since the 67,890,780s. 1.3000 0.06113 100 78 14 8
1898 Yes, it does make you look less threatening. But also, more ridiculous. 1.3000 0.05596 100 75 20 5
1899 I tried on one of those, but it clashed with my genes. 1.3000 0.05946 100 77 16 7
1900 It doesn't really go with our brand. 1.3000 0.05222 100 73 24 3
1901 We take the high holy days a little more seriously around here. 1.3000 0.05774 100 76 18 6
1902 Yeah, it's cute, but I still think we're doomed. 1.3000 0.05596 100 75 20 5
1903 You wanna go see the moon and the stars,Baby? 1.3000 0.05025 100 72 26 2
1904 Trust me. It will be all the rage 100 million years from now.” 1.3000 0.05774 100 76 18 6
1905 They were sold out of MAGA hats. 1.3000 0.05774 100 76 18 6
1906 I'll bet the mammals can't come up with something like that. Not in a million years! 1.3000 0.05412 100 74 22 4
1907 How many times do I have to tell you not to play with your food! 1.3000 0.05412 100 74 22 4
1908 Wally, tell me you just didn't eat that guy with the laptop! 1.3000 0.05596 100 75 20 5
1909 The soothsayer said "evolve" not "revolve." 1.3000 0.05946 100 77 16 7
1910 Nice try but I don't think we can escape our fate that way. 1.3000 0.05412 100 74 22 4
1911 I was willing to ignore it when they declared that we'd had feathers - even multicolored ones - but this? Ridiculous! 1.3000 0.05774 100 76 18 6
1912 Well, it DOES draw the focus away from your tiny little arms. 1.3000 0.05412 100 74 22 4
1913 Ehh...I've seen worse. 1.3000 0.05412 100 74 22 4
1914 In awhile, imbe-cile 1.3000 0.04820 100 71 28 1
1915 I can always tell when you’re lying. 1.3000 0.05774 100 76 18 6
1916 The crocodile space program is getting off to a slow start 1.3000 0.05946 100 77 16 7
1917 Yeah, like you're gonna make it off the Yucatan in time... 1.3000 0.05025 100 72 26 2
1918 It will catch on. Honestly, just trust me on this one! 1.3000 0.05412 100 74 22 4
1919 Seriously, Greorge...I doubt anyone is going to care what I wear to the Comet-Watching party!! 1.3000 0.05774 100 76 18 6
1920 Does this make my teeth look big? 1.3000 0.05412 100 74 22 4
1921 See you on the other side 1.3000 0.05596 100 75 20 5
1922 Look. It’s been a year. I just want to have some fun before the meteor 1.3000 0.05412 100 74 22 4
1923 I feel overdressed. 1.3000 0.05946 100 77 16 7
1924 As it occurred with all great artists before me, they'll only appreciate this once I go extinct. 1.3000 0.06113 100 78 14 8
1925 You ate the pretzel guy, didn’t you? 1.3000 0.06113 100 78 14 8
1926 It's important to have fun in life. You never know when it will end...” 1.3000 0.05596 100 75 20 5
1927 This is how birds evolved in my universe. 1.3000 0.05596 100 75 20 5
1928 You're going to have to make that thing go a lot faster if we are going to make it out of here in time. 1.3000 0.05596 100 75 20 5
1929 The worse part is I can’t reach it to take it off 1.3000 0.06113 100 78 14 8
1930 Pseudo Sue 1.3000 0.05412 100 74 22 4
1931 Whatever, Charles. You’re the one who told me to be my authentic self. 1.3000 0.05946 100 77 16 7
1932 Does this hat make me look any less intimidating? 1.3000 0.05946 100 77 16 7
1933 The guy at the store said it made me look ten years younger 1.3000 0.05222 100 73 24 3
1934 Evolution is no joke Rex 1.3000 0.05412 100 74 22 4
1935 How can you be gay with teeth like that? 1.2991 0.05347 107 80 22 5
1936 They say it will save the planet. 1.2970 0.05894 101 78 16 7
1937 That's so extinct. 1.2967 0.06151 91 70 15 6
1938 Yes, the hat does make your teeth look big. 1.2967 0.05741 91 68 19 4
1939 I suppose if your friends told you to eat a skinny cave man you’d do that too!! 1.2967 0.05524 91 67 21 3
1940 Don’t you think the color of this hat is dino-mite? 1.2967 0.06347 91 71 13 7
1941 What’s a patent? 1.2963 0.05943 81 60 18 3
1942 Really Honey... no one thinks you're boring. 1.2959 0.05468 98 73 21 4
1943 Those stopped being popular during the Triassic.” 1.2959 0.05468 98 73 21 4
1944 I hope you weren't expecting much of a campus life... 1.2959 0.05657 98 74 19 5
1945 We all need to do our part to throw the asteroid off course. 1.2959 0.05068 98 71 25 2
1946 I want to do more than just survive on land....I want to live! 1.2959 0.05468 98 73 21 4
1947 I can't help thinking that it's too little too late. 1.2959 0.06357 98 78 11 9
1948 It’s supposed to keep you cool. 1.2959 0.05068 98 71 25 2
1949 The Chasidim disapprove of this skullcap. 1.2959 0.05468 98 73 21 4
1950 I bought it at a Going Extinct Sale. 1.2959 0.05657 98 74 19 5
1951 Recently discovered cave painting offers definitive proof that Earth less than 200 years old. 1.2959 0.06521 98 79 9 10
1952 If only you could reach high enough to take that foolish thing off your head 1.2959 0.05468 98 73 21 4
1953 It just seems like a lot for an ambush predator. 1.2959 0.05468 98 73 21 4
1954 You need to start acting your period. 1.2959 0.05657 98 74 19 5
1955 Wow. That's Jurassic. 1.2959 0.05840 98 75 17 6
1956 Ted, you don’t look foolish. In fact I think it accentuates your eyes. 1.2959 0.05840 98 75 17 6
1957 I don't care how ridiculous my propeller hat looks--I ate 62 boxes of Kellogg's Cracklin' Oat Bran to get it! 1.2959 0.05272 98 72 23 3
1958 I wouldn’t say they’re extinct, but it’s definitely out of style. 1.2959 0.05657 98 74 19 5
1959 First of all, you’ll need more lift. Secondly, just where do you want to go? 1.2959 0.05840 98 75 17 6
1960 Gary! Haven’t seen you in a while. How you beanie? 1.2959 0.05657 98 74 19 5
1961 You're a biped now, have some dignity. 1.2959 0.05468 98 73 21 4
1962 You're right. It makes you look less ominous. 1.2959 0.05657 98 74 19 5
1963 You have evolved into a Velocicopter! 1.2959 0.05657 98 74 19 5
1964 Won't you be glad when rush week is over? 1.2959 0.05272 98 72 23 3
1965 Yeah, I guess so, but I doubt the prey will see you as more approachable. 1.2959 0.05468 98 73 21 4
1966 I have a premonition that your species won't evolve. 1.2959 0.05657 98 74 19 5
1967 I won damn it! 1.2959 0.05840 98 75 17 6
1968 Gosh, I haven't seen one of those in like 65 million years! 1.2959 0.05468 98 73 21 4
1969 So, the mammals think we're just joking . . .and that's how we survive . .right? 1.2959 0.05272 98 72 23 3
1970 I wouldn't be caught dead in that. 1.2959 0.05840 98 75 17 6
1971 I gotta stop eating those Psilocybinsaurus 1.2959 0.05468 98 73 21 4
1972 You make my head spin ! 1.2959 0.05657 98 74 19 5
1973 Yep, that'll help you pass as a vegetarian as long as you keep your mouth closed. 1.2959 0.05657 98 74 19 5
1974 It's cute, but I'll bet on fossil fuels over wind for the foreseeable future... 1.2959 0.05272 98 72 23 3
1975 C'mon, it's no stupider than the rest of me. 1.2959 0.06017 98 76 15 7
1976 That’s going to frighten the kids! 1.2959 0.05468 98 73 21 4
1977 It's not the beanie that's preventing you from soaring 1.2959 0.05840 98 75 17 6
1978 She's a pterodactyl, man. She's out of your class. 1.2959 0.05657 98 74 19 5
1979 I think you're onto something Orville. 1.2959 0.05272 98 72 23 3
1980 What do you mean you don't like it? I thought colorful plumage would make me more attractive. 1.2959 0.05468 98 73 21 4
1981 You think the mom of the kid I ate will be mad I took his cool hat? 1.2959 0.05468 98 73 21 4
1982 That wouldn't be fashionable in 65 million years. 1.2959 0.05272 98 72 23 3
1983 Jerry, c'mon! I told you, trying to be a Pterodactyl ain't gonna make the ladies fall for you, man! 1.2959 0.05468 98 73 21 4
1984 We're going extinct tomorrow and this is what you had to show me. 1.2959 0.06017 98 76 15 7
1985 Hopefully a meteor will strike you down before anyone else sees you in that thing. 1.2959 0.05068 98 71 25 2
1986 The humans call it a MAGA hat. 1.2959 0.05657 98 74 19 5
1987 I think we want our legacy to be awe and terror, not self-effacing levity. 1.2959 0.05657 98 74 19 5
1988 Does it make my hands look bigger? 1.2959 0.05468 98 73 21 4
1989 Of course I’m staring at your hat, my vision is based on movement. 1.2959 0.05840 98 75 17 6
1990 It’s suppose to spin when there’s imminent danger. 1.2959 0.05272 98 72 23 3
1991 You keep that up and it won’t be a meteor that renders us extinct. 1.2959 0.05657 98 74 19 5
1992 No, I think it makes you look smarter. 1.2959 0.05468 98 73 21 4
1993 I hope that doesn't give you head saurs 1.2959 0.05657 98 74 19 5
1994 Was that the only part of it that didn’t taste good? 1.2959 0.05272 98 72 23 3
1995 Weird Rex, but ok 1.2959 0.05657 98 74 19 5
1996 I dunno, it's just a bit... 'retro'... 1.2959 0.05657 98 74 19 5
1997 THAT'S your plan to keep us from going extinct? 1.2959 0.06017 98 76 15 7
1998 If you wear that thing in public, your demise will be meteoric. 1.2959 0.05468 98 73 21 4
1999 I know it's ridiculous, but it works very well singles bars - it is a great conversation piece AND it hides my bald spot. 1.2959 0.06017 98 76 15 7
2000 Please don’t tell me this is a part of the “asteroid is coming” conspiracy theory! 1.2959 0.06017 98 76 15 7
2001 Listen, even if it made you look younger, It's not gonna save you from extinction. 1.2959 0.05657 98 74 19 5
2002 It could be worse... Picture me in pants. 1.2959 0.05272 98 72 23 3
2003 An asteroid safety helmet? That's the stupidest thing I ever heard! 1.2959 0.05272 98 72 23 3
2004 You know, not too many people could make that work, but you really own it. 1.2959 0.05657 98 74 19 5
2005 My therapist suggested that get in touch with my inner child 1.2959 0.05657 98 74 19 5
2006 If God had wanted dinosaurs to fly, we'd have been born with wings. 1.2959 0.05840 98 75 17 6
2007 The guy was bland, but the hat is quite tasteful. 1.2959 0.05657 98 74 19 5
2008 The T stands for tyrannosaurus, not tot. 1.2959 0.06017 98 76 15 7
2009 What does "color" mean? 1.2959 0.05840 98 75 17 6
2010 There's absolutely no chance you can fly, never in 100 million years. 1.2959 0.05657 98 74 19 5
2011 In the wild, the male tries to get the attention of the female during mating season. 1.2959 0.05657 98 74 19 5
2012 To get to the other side. 1.2959 0.05272 98 72 23 3
2013 When I go, I want to be remembered as innovative." 1.2959 0.05840 98 75 17 6
2014 Really? 1.2959 0.05468 98 73 21 4
2015 You're still going to scare the hell out of the Triceratops! 1.2959 0.05840 98 75 17 6
2016 They're still not going to let you in Disney World. 1.2959 0.04856 98 70 27 1
2017 I think it looks really retro, but I like it better than your ice cap. 1.2959 0.05272 98 72 23 3
2018 Has-bean! 1.2959 0.05468 98 73 21 4
2019 We promised each other no silly hats. 1.2959 0.05468 98 73 21 4
2020 Aren't you a bit old for that? 1.2959 0.05468 98 73 21 4
2021 It may not prevent extinction but it’s still a good look for you. 1.2959 0.05068 98 71 25 2
2022 Sure you can stand upright,but tech companies are not going to hire a dinosaur. 1.2959 0.06017 98 76 15 7
2023 I see. And what's your salary as a social influencer? 1.2959 0.05468 98 73 21 4
2024 ...I had the munchies... 1.2959 0.05840 98 75 17 6
2025 Oh yes! It automatically activates to blow away any asteroids, it was a Cyber Monday deal 1.2959 0.06017 98 76 15 7
2026 It may be too late for us to switch to alternative energy sources 1.2959 0.05272 98 72 23 3
2027 We got volcanoes erupting and you propeller-heads keep talking about some future ice age. 1.2959 0.05468 98 73 21 4
2028 When are you going to start taking this extinction seriously? 1.2959 0.05840 98 75 17 6
2029 Don’t look now, but a flying ancestor just built his home on your head! 1.2959 0.06017 98 76 15 7
2030 Randy, you KNOW mom and dad could only afford to send one of us to college! 1.2959 0.05840 98 75 17 6
2031 It makes me feel pretty. 1.2959 0.05840 98 75 17 6
2032 I swapped it for my MAGA hat. 1.2959 0.05068 98 71 25 2
2033 You've got something on your head. 1.2959 0.05068 98 71 25 2
2034 I want to spin it so bad. Damn these tiny arms! 1.2959 0.05272 98 72 23 3
2035 It seems a bit... frivolous, given our impending extinction. 1.2959 0.05657 98 74 19 5
2036 And then they anesthetized me, and when I woke up... 1.2959 0.05468 98 73 21 4
2037 Well, I'm not thinking about the tiny arms thing anymore. 1.2959 0.05468 98 73 21 4
2038 How it got there isn't the most important question right now. 1.2959 0.05272 98 72 23 3
2039 We’re among the largest known land predators, estimated to have exerted the strongest bite force among all terrestrial animals. Let them laugh. 1.2959 0.05840 98 75 17 6
2040 Face it, Harold, the pterodactyls are never going to accept you. 1.2959 0.05657 98 74 19 5
2041 Maybe it's a mid-life crisis but it makes me feel young and less like a dinosaur 1.2959 0.05657 98 74 19 5
2042 That's not going to protect you from a meteorite, mate. 1.2959 0.05657 98 74 19 5
2043 I said THINKING CAP, but get me one of those too. 1.2959 0.05657 98 74 19 5
2044 Would go great with an aviator jacket. Wait... We don't even wear clothes. 1.2959 0.05657 98 74 19 5
2045 Does this hat make my arms look small? 1.2959 0.05657 98 74 19 5
2046 Am I a bird yet? 1.2959 0.05840 98 75 17 6
2047 I told you time traveling was dangerous, Steve. 1.2959 0.05468 98 73 21 4
2048 Does this hat make me look phat? 1.2959 0.05068 98 71 25 2
2049 See you later alligator.” “After while.. propodile. 1.2959 0.05272 98 72 23 3
2050 No means no. 1.2959 0.05068 98 71 25 2
2051 Oh, you joined a cult? 1.2959 0.05657 98 74 19 5
2052 even if it works, Leonardo, it’s just not age appropriate 1.2959 0.05272 98 72 23 3
2053 Is it working for you in keeping the virus away? 1.2959 0.05272 98 72 23 3
2054 Do you believe this helps you hide? 1.2959 0.05068 98 71 25 2
2055 But how am I supposed to get off this desert island? 1.2959 0.05468 98 73 21 4
2056 Daddy is trying to get us a preemptive pardon" 1.2959 0.06017 98 76 15 7
2057 I don't know Cecil. It can't look any worse than 2020, right? 1.2959 0.05468 98 73 21 4
2058 I really respect the whimsical reference to our evolution from avian ancestors 1.2959 0.05468 98 73 21 4
2059 are you trying to distract from your stubby arms? 1.2959 0.05657 98 74 19 5
2060 I think you should just leave the flying for the birds Dave. 1.2959 0.05468 98 73 21 4
2061 I think we'll need a better distraction from the impending doom all around us 1.2959 0.05272 98 72 23 3
2062 When did you become Jewish? 1.2959 0.05468 98 73 21 4
2063 It was wild. They thought I was a new Google employee, and gave me this Noogler hat. 1.2959 0.06017 98 76 15 7
2064 Don’t play with your food. 1.2959 0.06017 98 76 15 7
2065 Oh God Gary, you ate a kid! 1.2959 0.06190 98 77 13 8
2066 You’d really do ANYTHING to go down in history, wouldn’t you? 1.2959 0.05468 98 73 21 4
2067 You know you look like a dork? 1.2959 0.05657 98 74 19 5
2068 My afternoon snack was wearing it. 1.2959 0.05272 98 72 23 3
2069 I wouldn't worry about it going out of style. 1.2959 0.05840 98 75 17 6
2070 yes, this is what I'm wearing to the royal wedding. 1.2959 0.06017 98 76 15 7
2071 - ‘stand upwind all you want... we’re still extinct’. 1.2959 0.06190 98 77 13 8
2072 yes yes I know it’s not windy today- it’s propelled by my anxiety! 1.2959 0.05657 98 74 19 5
2073 Take it off, my arms are too short. 1.2947 0.05574 95 71 20 4
2074 This is why we are going extinct, Gary." 1.2929 0.05607 99 75 19 5
2075 Mr. President, the fake news outlets are projecting a mammoth turnout. 1.2929 0.05964 99 77 15 7
2076 That’s not what they meant when they told us they needed more people of color. 1.2929 0.05607 99 75 19 5
2077 Modern Orthodox? 1.2923 0.06476 65 48 15 2
2078 You will look ridiculous mounted in a museum! 1.2917 0.05322 96 71 22 3
2079 Cute, but that kind of thing won't be funny for long....... 1.2903 0.05423 93 69 21 3
2080 It landed on your head how? 1.2903 0.04732 93 66 27 0
2081 It's not going to fly, Orville. 1.2903 0.05423 93 69 21 3
2082 Frank, if your life’s spinning out of control, you might as well do it in style. 1.2903 0.05423 93 69 21 3
2083 Aw, come on. You mean that’s all that’s left? 1.2887 0.05668 97 74 18 5
2084 You need to stay relevant or you'll end up extinct. 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
2085 The salesman said that?! I got some bad news for you... 1.2887 0.05668 97 74 18 5
2086 I can't Bobby, if I wear one of those my family will disown me. 1.2887 0.05668 97 74 18 5
2087 does it make my teeth look bigger? 1.2887 0.05276 97 72 22 3
2088 I'm afraid you're not evolving enough for me. 1.2887 0.05276 97 72 22 3
2089 Ain't evolution grand?!? 1.2887 0.05276 97 72 22 3
2090 Can't wait to hear how you're going to put a spin on this story. 1.2887 0.05068 97 71 24 2
2091 The hat is going to look great with my bones. 1.2887 0.06211 97 77 12 8
2092 That style can only lead to our species extinction. 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
2093 Thursday is Wacky Tie Day Frank! Now you just look ridiculous 1.2887 0.05668 97 74 18 5
2094 You bet Jurassic it’s funny. 1.2887 0.06211 97 77 12 8
2095 You're not taking climate change seriously. 1.2887 0.05855 97 75 16 6
2096 Extinction be damned! 1.2887 0.05668 97 74 18 5
2097 See ya later alligator 1.2887 0.06035 97 76 14 7
2098 Please dear! I implore you! Remember Icarus! 1.2887 0.05668 97 74 18 5
2099 Let me see you take it off. 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
2100 Five thousand years from now no one will ever remember it. 1.2887 0.05855 97 75 16 6
2101 Did you eat the little board with wheels it was riding? Junior would have loved to play with that. 1.2887 0.06035 97 76 14 7
2102 ... and besides that, how would you spin it? 1.2887 0.05068 97 71 24 2
2103 They come with the Kid's Lunch. 1.2887 0.05668 97 74 18 5
2104 Sorry love, I bought a ticket to the Ark behind your back... 1.2887 0.04851 97 70 26 1
2105 Who ever heard of a flying dinosaur?! 1.2887 0.05276 97 72 22 3
2106 When they dig me up in 60 million years, this will drive them crazy. 1.2887 0.05855 97 75 16 6
2107 Even a lizard brain needs some stroking. 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
2108 It’ll never take off. 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
2109 It starts with gifts. 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
2110 And they say there's no difference between the parties! 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
2111 To survive, we have to appear non-threatening and look whimsical instead. 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
2112 We can’t flap our arms, so I guess it’s worth a try. 1.2887 0.04625 97 69 28 0
2113 The sales clerk says it's made of this stuff called "plastic" and it'll still be here long after we're gone. 1.2887 0.05855 97 75 16 6
2114 It doesn't scream "King of Tyrant Lizards." 1.2887 0.05276 97 72 22 3
2115 Well, I think it looks silly on you. 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
2116 I think you need to work on your survival instinct. 1.2887 0.05668 97 74 18 5
2117 I know, I know, but the University of Florida is paying me. 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
2118 Do I still look scary? Be honest. 1.2887 0.05668 97 74 18 5
2119 You don’t need a silly hat to know which way the wind blows. 1.2887 0.05276 97 72 22 3
2120 It just works. 1.2887 0.05068 97 71 24 2
2121 Impulse shopping does help with these apocalyptic days. 1.2887 0.05276 97 72 22 3
2122 Scientists will think you were a Dodo 1.2887 0.05276 97 72 22 3
2123 You know it’s choices like that that make me glad we’re going extinct. 1.2887 0.05855 97 75 16 6
2124 Stealing the kid's cap was one thing, but why'd you have to eat him? 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
2125 I guess this is goodbye, son. 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
2126 I wouldn't be found dead in that hat, but it's your funeral." 1.2887 0.05668 97 74 18 5
2127 Your taking Helicopter Parent way to seriously Mom ! 1.2887 0.05668 97 74 18 5
2128 Those colors make you look ridiculous. 1.2887 0.05855 97 75 16 6
2129 Sorry, but retro irony won't be invented for another 65 million years. 1.2887 0.05276 97 72 22 3
2130 So, you’re a Beanie Raptor? 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
2131 I may be extinct but I'm not out of fashion. 1.2887 0.05668 97 74 18 5
2132 Stan, for Pete's sake, you're just going to have to accept you're not a Pterodactyl 1.2887 0.05668 97 74 18 5
2133 How was Comic Con? 1.2887 0.05668 97 74 18 5
2134 It's not like it'll be the end of the world if she sees you in that ridiculous hat. 1.2887 0.05855 97 75 16 6
2135 I appreciate the effort, but your colorful courtship plumage display does nothing for me. 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
2136 I'm only playfully Jewish. 1.2887 0.05855 97 75 16 6
2137 My parents went to Vegas and all I got was this lousy propeller hat. 1.2887 0.06035 97 76 14 7
2138 By next year, it'll be a dinosaur. 1.2887 0.05276 97 72 22 3
2139 You do look younger. 1.2887 0.05276 97 72 22 3
2140 No. Still not cool. 1.2887 0.05855 97 75 16 6
2141 Ya know, they’re the ones who should end up extinct. 1.2887 0.06035 97 76 14 7
2142 ....but Gay Pride parade organizers want all colors of the rainbow! 1.2887 0.05855 97 75 16 6
2143 I don't get it. 1.2887 0.05068 97 71 24 2
2144 OK, cool souvenir but when you got out of the time machine could you see anything that looked like us? 1.2887 0.06211 97 77 12 8
2145 It’s called evolving. 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
2146 Flight is in our future I tell you. 1.2887 0.05668 97 74 18 5
2147 Holy crap, you’re only a freshman? 1.2887 0.05668 97 74 18 5
2148 That doesn't make you a person of color 1.2887 0.06035 97 76 14 7
2149 They told me Yale freshman was the pinnacle of evolution, but I have my doubts. 1.2887 0.05276 97 72 22 3
2150 I can’t reach up there. Just blow and I’ll tell you when to stop. 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
2151 Tik-Touque? 1.2887 0.05668 97 74 18 5
2152 It takes the attention away from your arms. 1.2887 0.05068 97 71 24 2
2153 The boss just told me that if this latest idea doesn't take off, we're toast. 1.2887 0.05668 97 74 18 5
2154 You’ve given me an idea for a board game. 1.2887 0.05855 97 75 16 6
2155 What did I tell you? That attracts flying rocks! 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
2156 Geek? What’s geek? 1.2887 0.05276 97 72 22 3
2157 Looks like you put on some color since I last saw you... 1.2887 0.05668 97 74 18 5
2158 This does not help our evolution. 1.2887 0.05068 97 71 24 2
2159 I don't think we'll be around long enough for that to come back into style. 1.2887 0.04851 97 70 26 1
2160 Yeah, I see the volcano, too. 1.2887 0.05276 97 72 22 3
2161 I couldn’t afford a parachute 1.2887 0.05668 97 74 18 5
2162 ... And yes Larry, it does spark Joy! 1.2887 0.05668 97 74 18 5
2163 Can you smell right now? Because I see you have no taste 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
2164 I see you aren’t handling the divorce well. 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
2165 Am I flying yet? I really feel like I’m flying. 1.2887 0.05855 97 75 16 6
2166 Only three humans died at the park today so they’re giving out these celebratory hats 1.2887 0.05668 97 74 18 5
2167 But mom! Other dinosaurs showed with wings! What else was I supposed to do?! 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
2168 I’m not scared of flying-I’m just afraid of where I’ll land! 1.2887 0.05668 97 74 18 5
2169 They told me it’s a children’s film. 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
2170 I got it in the gift shop. 1.2887 0.05276 97 72 22 3
2171 Maybe spin it the other-way for liftoff...? 1.2887 0.05668 97 74 18 5
2172 I’m hoping it makes me more ‘approachable.’ 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
2173 don’t panic, but i think it’s attacking you 1.2887 0.05276 97 72 22 3
2174 Frank, what did I tell you about spoiling your appetite before dinner? 1.2887 0.05668 97 74 18 5
2175 And Karen told me if I keep it spinning, I'll be protected from the 5G 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
2176 I mean, you're about 65 million years too early Frank 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
2177 I read that we should try to switch things up a bit for our ‘new normal’ 1.2887 0.05276 97 72 22 3
2178 I know I said that you couldn't find a more stupid hat to wear, but that wasn't meant to be a challenge 1.2887 0.06211 97 77 12 8
2179 For the last time, Paul, ‘your heads not screwed on right’ is a figure of speech 1.2887 0.05668 97 74 18 5
2180 Its just for a few weeks until the terrible haircut grows out a bit 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
2181 You are a dinosoar. 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
2182 It was cool 70 million years ago. 1.2872 0.05784 94 72 17 5
2183 Where did you find that and how much was it? 1.2872 0.05784 94 72 17 5
2184 Dude, people still can’t tell us apart. This hat will let people know I’m the cool twin! 1.2872 0.05374 94 70 21 3
2185 If you're lucky, it'll propel you to 2021. 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
2186 Um..Hold on to my legs before I float away 1.2872 0.05157 94 69 23 2
2187 What do you mean "it provides sustainable energy"? 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
2188 It definitely makes you look more youthful. 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
2189 Wavy Gravy Giganotosaurus is gonna love that hat! 1.2872 0.06167 94 74 13 7
2190 The email said, “Business casual?” 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
2191 Maybe you should consider coloring yourself purple instead Barney. 1.2872 0.05784 94 72 17 5
2192 Hey, we are prehistoric but not puerile. 1.2872 0.05784 94 72 17 5
2193 You don't think it makes you look stupid? 1.2872 0.05784 94 72 17 5
2194 That will certainly raise some questions in the fossil record. 1.2872 0.05374 94 70 21 3
2195 I realize it make you stand out, but it also makes you look like a fool. 1.2872 0.05374 94 70 21 3
2196 I Think That This Situation Absolutely Requires A Really Futile And Stupid Gesture Be Done On Somebody’s Part. 1.2872 0.06350 94 75 11 8
2197 It was either this or a dunce cap! What would YOU do? 1.2872 0.05784 94 72 17 5
2198 It's a good look on you, but I don't think that thing is going to help you escape extinction. 1.2872 0.05374 94 70 21 3
2199 What if a meteor hit, and some archeologist found your fossil wearing that 65 million years later? 1.2872 0.05157 94 69 23 2
2200 That doesn’t make you a helicopter parent, dad. 1.2872 0.05784 94 72 17 5
2201 Back to the future, it ain't. 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
2202 That is so last Triassic 1.2872 0.05374 94 70 21 3
2203 I’m sorry Ed. I ate yours. 1.2872 0.05374 94 70 21 3
2204 Forget why you put that on, but how? 1.2872 0.05978 94 73 15 6
2205 The 1940s called. They want their nerd cap back. 1.2872 0.05784 94 72 17 5
2206 I don't know Bob, I think you look better in a cardigan. 1.2872 0.05374 94 70 21 3
2207 It's so you can tell us apart. 1.2872 0.06167 94 74 13 7
2208 If I can't wear a silly beanie just when we're about to go extinct, when can I be? 1.2872 0.06167 94 74 13 7
2209 I liked you better when you were fierce! 1.2872 0.05157 94 69 23 2
2210 Why do I need condoms? 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
2211 Then Donald Trump put on his thinking cap. 1.2872 0.06527 94 76 9 9
2212 PREHISTORIC; not preschool. 1.2872 0.05784 94 72 17 5
2213 So this your first attempt at flight? 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
2214 Yeah, but how did you get it on your head? 1.2872 0.05157 94 69 23 2
2215 You really want to go extinct, don't you? 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
2216 Clarence, you might want to try it in a 7 and a half. 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
2217 Hey man, that hat is positively prehistoric. 1.2872 0.05157 94 69 23 2
2218 Can you take it off for me? I have my mother's arms. 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
2219 Makes you look fat? No. But maybe a bit anachronistic. 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
2220 But how will you get down? 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
2221 wheeeeeeeeee! 1.2872 0.05784 94 72 17 5
2222 What happened to your Make Anthropods Great Again hat? 1.2872 0.06167 94 74 13 7
2223 Is that so I can see which way the wind is blowing? 1.2872 0.05374 94 70 21 3
2224 Personally, I'm waiting out the two billion years 'til we develop wings. 1.2872 0.05157 94 69 23 2
2225 Oh, sure, you put it on just fine, but now your arms are too short? 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
2226 Just don't get fossilized wearing that. 1.2872 0.05784 94 72 17 5
2227 But can you love me for myself alone and not for my rainbow skullcap? 1.2872 0.05374 94 70 21 3
2228 Wow! What a great idea for leftovers. 1.2872 0.05784 94 72 17 5
2229 Dude, that is so cool! 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
2230 I'm doing my part to evolve birds 1.2872 0.05374 94 70 21 3
2231 That hat takes off 30 million years. 1.2872 0.05157 94 69 23 2
2232 I thought it would make me look cool, but I was wrong. 1.2872 0.05374 94 70 21 3
2233 Its an interesting concept, but it won't fly. 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
2234 Well, they aren't really wings, but they must have some selective advantage" 1.2872 0.05784 94 72 17 5
2235 Of course it looks silly, but neither one of us can take it off. 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
2236 It goes with the size of your brain. 1.2872 0.05978 94 73 15 6
2237 The spinning ...it’s drying out my contacts! 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
2238 Honestly, I think it makes you look less intimidating, but that's just one perspective. 1.2872 0.05374 94 70 21 3
2239 Stop trying, Gary. We all know you're bald. 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
2240 This could set back evolution for generations. 1.2872 0.05784 94 72 17 5
2241 Yiiikes your cool ! 1.2872 0.05374 94 70 21 3
2242 You really think that thing is going to deflect a massive astroid? 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
2243 You're the one who said standing upright was evolutionary progress. 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
2244 If you’re seeking to bring out your inner child, seek again. 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
2245 That looks dangerous Bob. 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
2246 I can't get this thing off. 1.2872 0.05784 94 72 17 5
2247 You can't be both Beany and Cecil. 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
2248 That won't catch on in a million years. 1.2872 0.05784 94 72 17 5
2249 No, it doesn't make you look 1,000 years younger. 1.2872 0.06167 94 74 13 7
2250 What's next? Pigs? 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
2251 You are not Beanie and I am not your Sea-Sick Sea Serpent! 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
2252 Clever, but it seems a bit more would be required for evolving into actual flying creatures. 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
2253 Which dinosaur told you it's not patentable? 1.2872 0.05374 94 70 21 3
2254 I saw this on an alligator the other day and they really know fashion. Remember how right they were about the boots? 1.2872 0.06167 94 74 13 7
2255 Well, I’ll give you this: in 65 million years you’ll make an eccentric fossil. 1.2872 0.06167 94 74 13 7
2256 I thought you said it was party attire. 1.2872 0.04930 94 68 25 1
2257 Dad, you give a whole new meaning to “helicopter parenting” 1.2872 0.05374 94 70 21 3
2258 You and your silly helicopter parenting 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
2259 Ugh... I thought those things were extinct. 1.2872 0.05784 94 72 17 5
2260 All the QAnon followers and anti-vaxxers are wearing them, you’ll be left behind if you don’t Carl 1.2872 0.05784 94 72 17 5
2261 And just when Ralph though 2020 couldn’t get any worse... 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
2262 Wings? Horns? 1.2872 0.05374 94 70 21 3
2263 Well it’s better than the last red hat you had 1.2872 0.05978 94 73 15 6
2264 Who are you wearing? 1.2872 0.05784 94 72 17 5
2265 It's a conversation starter. 1.2872 0.05374 94 70 21 3
2266 The flight looked bumpy but your landing was impressive. 1.2872 0.05374 94 70 21 3
2267 I guess we both lied in our Tinder profile 1.2872 0.05157 94 69 23 2
2268 How could she say I am no fun!! . 1.2872 0.04930 94 68 25 1
2269 Does this make me look approachable? 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
2270 What? You told me to dress up! 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
2271 Funny how? 1.2872 0.05784 94 72 17 5
2272 Make fun of me all you want, but it sparks joy. 1.2872 0.05784 94 72 17 5
2273 The volcano people have spoken and they said,"Stop it." 1.2857 0.05906 91 70 16 5
2274 No, it doesn't make you look smarter. 1.2857 0.05250 91 67 22 2
2275 Oh good, now the party can start. 1.2857 0.05250 91 67 22 2
2276 I’d say youthful but will never go out of style... 1.2857 0.05477 91 68 20 3
2277 Sure it's festive, but I don't think it will make anybody feel better about the meteor. 1.2857 0.05250 91 67 22 2
2278 I told you that wasn't a compass, Frank! 1.2857 0.05250 91 67 22 2
2279 You should know that this is was what killed off the mammoths. 1.2857 0.05477 91 68 20 3
2280 I think I have vertigo. It just feels like my head is spinning. 1.2857 0.05250 91 67 22 2
2281 It's spinning the wrong way, did you buy it from Australia? 1.2857 0.05906 91 70 16 5
2282 Can that propel us out of extinction? 1.2857 0.05477 91 68 20 3
2283 That stupid toy will be extinct before you know it 1.2857 0.05696 91 69 18 4
2284 That still doesn't make you a pterodactyl 1.2857 0.05477 91 68 20 3
2285 I have to give you props....nice hat. 1.2857 0.05012 91 66 24 1
2286 maybe they’ll be back in style in 65 million years. 1.2857 0.05250 91 67 22 2
2287 It’s supposed to make me feel lighter, but honestly, my existential dread hasn’t gone anywhere. 1.2857 0.05477 91 68 20 3
2288 Terrance is dead. I thought the hat may lighten things up. I see now, the hat was a poor choice. 1.2857 0.05250 91 67 22 2
2289 I've seen the future man, they'll love it........! 1.2857 0.05696 91 69 18 4
2290 It's actually the most wearable of my lockdown impulse buys... 1.2857 0.05696 91 69 18 4
2291 Wait, try the last hat on again 1.2857 0.06110 91 71 14 6
2292 I have my theories. Could have been a meteorite that slammed into earth that wiped them out. 1.2857 0.05696 91 69 18 4
2293 Dang. I'd rather be extinct than have to wear that thing. 1.2842 0.04887 95 69 25 1
2294 Does Archaeopterix know? 1.2842 0.05731 95 73 17 5
2295 We should have some fun. 1.2840 0.05620 81 60 19 2
2296 I just flew in from the coast,and boy is my head spinning! 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
2297 I am not sure how it works but count to three and say “Lift Off” 1.2826 0.04967 92 67 24 1
2298 I can help you take it off if you just tell me how you got it on. 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
2299 I want to see the look on their faces when the paleontologists find this! 1.2826 0.06245 92 73 12 7
2300 I wouldn't be caught dead in that thing in a hundred million years. 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
2301 It's not what I think, it's what Tokyo will think. 1.2826 0.06245 92 73 12 7
2302 I found it on the beach after I ate the kid. 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
2303 I don't know you anymore. 1.2826 0.06245 92 73 12 7
2304 No, no, no. It detects meteors. 1.2826 0.04967 92 67 24 1
2305 To beanie or not to beanie, that is the question. 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
2306 Is it a fashion statement, or does it fight global warming? 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
2307 They say I never show my playful side 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
2308 Trendsettersaurs 1.2826 0.06245 92 73 12 7
2309 No Charles,it does not make you look younger. 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
2310 Still not sure who the smarter one is... 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
2311 I can't wait until you can see yourself in a mirror. 1.2826 0.05202 92 68 22 2
2312 In a few million years it will be a gift shop best seller in every Museums of Natural History. 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
2313 Really, Martin? You think that your silly whirly-cap will protect you from extinction? Listen to the scientists! 1.2826 0.06245 92 73 12 7
2314 You're kidding,right? 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
2315 It doesn't exactly make you look like you're at the top of the food chain. I'll say that much. 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
2316 Get a fanny pack and you can be a marsupial too. 1.2826 0.05202 92 68 22 2
2317 Hmm. No. Not if you want to do the whole evolution thing. 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
2318 Very old school Triassic, Frederick. 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
2319 You were so preoccupied with whether you could, did you stop to think if you should? 1.2826 0.04967 92 67 24 1
2320 ...so you're saying you thought something tasted funny? 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
2321 Not what I had in mind when I said to use your head. 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
2322 It’s not fashion forward but it picks me up. 1.2826 0.05202 92 68 22 2
2323 I said wear a tee, Rex! 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
2324 How did you put that thing on with such little arms? 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
2325 Want to go out for a spin? 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
2326 It's a colorful prototype, but will it fly? 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
2327 On a first date? I don’t think so... 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
2328 My life coach suggested I soften my image. 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
2329 Does it change colors too? 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
2330 It is for my Geico commercial audition. 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
2331 You look like a Jurassic dork. 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
2332 Well, that's a throwback. 1.2826 0.05202 92 68 22 2
2333 You’re leading in the polls so what do I know. 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
2334 I'm sorry, Bernard, that's not really what I had in mind when I said I'm looking for a mate who is more of a party animal. 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
2335 Don’t blow on it Ralph, you burned my last hat to a crisp” 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
2336 It wards off asteroids. 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
2337 I'm all partied out. I'm gonna head back to the swamp and lay low. 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
2338 It's a little obsolete, don't you think! 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
2339 Would it spin counter-clockwise if you were Orthodox? 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
2340 What made you finally come out? 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
2341 I’m not sure what, but something looks different about you. 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
2342 What? Is it too much? 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
2343 I don’t know...it’s just...this swamp is sooo boring..! 1.2826 0.05202 92 68 22 2
2344 No, it doesn't make your head look big, but can we address your need for attention? 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
2345 Of course you realize that if everyone is transgender no one is. 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
2346 It definitely adds color to your life. 1.2826 0.04967 92 67 24 1
2347 I hate the bald look. 1.2826 0.05202 92 68 22 2
2348 Don't worry son, your "bone spurs" will keep you out of the service. 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
2349 Grow up 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
2350 I don't think that's going to do anything significant to help your Mensa application. 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
2351 Casual Friday 1.2826 0.06245 92 73 12 7
2352 That hats so cool how’d you sneak in the 1900s? 1.2826 0.05202 92 68 22 2
2353 ``Yeah, I guess you're right--this should last longer than our wings did.'' 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
2354 Does it make me look thin? 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
2355 We are bipedal archosaurs who have acquired language, so no Tommy, that is not the coolest thing you've done. 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
2356 - "Helps with mindfulness." 1.2826 0.06434 92 74 10 8
2357 Do you just want a compliment, or my actual opinion? 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
2358 Did your mother dress you? 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
2359 Yes it is, dear, but is "sexy" really the image you want? 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
2360 Nobody said the party would be formal. 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
2361 Better than a MAGA hat I guess... 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
2362 Are you attempting to fly or just a helicopter parent! 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
2363 Dude. How'd you get that on your head? 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
2364 Kinda poor taste to feature the last basal pterosaur in a fashion statement, don't you think? 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
2365 Take that thing off. No one else at the party will have hair either. 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
2366 No, it doesn't make your face look fat. 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
2367 I don't know how I got it on, but I can't take it off. 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
2368 It's for reasons like this that we’re going to end up extinct! 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
2369 But will it stop a meteor? 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
2370 Are you sure that's safe? 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
2371 Mom, I just need my history professor to remember me on ZOOM 1.2826 0.06245 92 73 12 7
2372 I came in second place. Randall got the two week holiday in Pangea 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
2373 Don't you think you're taking this mid-Triassic crisis a bit too far? 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
2374 They weren’t making fun of you, I promise. Everyone loves the hat. 1.2826 0.05202 92 68 22 2
2375 But it sparks joy! 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
2376 It really compliments your crocodile smile! 1.2826 0.05202 92 68 22 2
2377 I hate to break it to you, but I don’t think you’ll be able to out-fly the meteor with that. 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
2378 ‘Yeah, it looks stupid’ 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
2379 -"How did you put that on your head?" -"I DIDNT!" 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
2380 It was an impulse buy. 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
2381 « My head is spinning » 1.2826 0.06245 92 73 12 7
2382 Now I'll really be able to prove the Earth is flat 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
2383 You're saying it doesn't make me look more approachable? 1.2826 0.04967 92 67 24 1
2384 We’re about to become extinct, and you’re making jokes. 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
2385 I would rather die than wear that 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
2386 What? It was on sale. 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
2387 Little help? 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
2388 It was fun at the start...but like now I can’t get it off 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
2389 When I said fashion was cyclical, this isn't what I had in mind. 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
2390 So when you wear that it blocks the 5G signals from controlling you? 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
2391 For the last gosh darn time, please stop asking me to flick your propeller. It’s not my fault you can’t do it yourself. 1.2826 0.05202 92 68 22 2
2392 It’s hard enough to terrorize villagers without you... without you... Oh, I don’t care anymore. Wear what you like. 1.2778 0.06126 90 71 13 6
2393 Yes, it looks even stupider than when you showed me the online ad. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2394 I agree, we need to evolve and take flight, but … 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2395 Evolution can be a bummer, huh? 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
2396 I heard switching to wind power will save us from extinction 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
2397 Freshman orientation? 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2398 I know it’s avant- garde, but it’ll become extinct before we are. 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
2399 Like my hat?" "It stands for: Mesozoic Age Great Again. 1.2778 0.06126 90 71 13 6
2400 Comedy, uh, finds a way. 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
2401 Maurice, you're wearing Mammal Gang colors! 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2402 I think you are going to be out of style in a few thousand years. 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
2403 Yeah its funny, but do you want that in your fossil record? 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2404 Can you spin my propeller? I can't reach it. 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
2405 Faster, faster this time! 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
2406 Beats the shit out of me. 1.2778 0.06326 90 72 11 7
2407 Have a little fun...because you never know when it will all end! 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
2408 You're ridiculosaurus. 1.2778 0.06126 90 71 13 6
2409 Uneasy is the head that wears a crown, 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
2410 You just know that smug archaeopteryx is going to say he told you so. 1.2778 0.06126 90 71 13 6
2411 Glen says we have to evolve into birds quickly. 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
2412 Neat, but is it on the evolutionary path to pterodactyls? 1.2778 0.06326 90 72 11 7
2413 Thanks, Harold -- by rejecting the tough-guy dinosaur image, you've made it easier for others to do the same. 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
2414 i only ate him because i loved the hat 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
2415 It's scary all right 1.2778 0.05247 90 67 21 2
2416 Yeah, it’s free if you get a side order of whiffenpoof. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2417 No, I don’t think the beanie by itself is enough to put you into a different, higher species. 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
2418 Amazing! Your over bite isn’t noticeable! 1.2778 0.05004 90 66 23 1
2419 Wings are better! 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2420 Sure, but I can't help thinking that your particular line is an evolutionary dead end. 1.2778 0.06126 90 71 13 6
2421 No, I didn't put it on, myself, if you must know. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2422 The guy who sold me it said no meteor can penetrate it 1.2778 0.06126 90 71 13 6
2423 But if we start flying how am I going to get my 10,000 steps a day? 1.2778 0.06126 90 71 13 6
2424 'If it didn't help you escape the ice age, it's not going to help you now.' 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
2425 Impressive, but it's going to take millions of years of decomposition to get aviation fuel. 1.2778 0.06126 90 71 13 6
2426 Actually I should be Beany and you should be Cecil. 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
2427 Stop worrying, I'm sure you'll fit in great at Google. 1.2778 0.05247 90 67 21 2
2428 Just so that I'm crystal clear, your plan is to take off just before the meteor hits, and land when the world is back to normal, whenever that may be". 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
2429 Be honest - Too young for me? 1.2778 0.06326 90 72 11 7
2430 I know I said a spinner would help ease the tension of impending doom but this is not what I meant! 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
2431 I'm testing it for Elon Musk. 1.2778 0.05004 90 66 23 1
2432 You’re just asking to be cancelled” 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2433 Honey it’s me! Tweedledee! 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
2434 Your questionable taste in hats will be the end of us! 1.2778 0.05004 90 66 23 1
2435 Never in a million years will that catch on. 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
2436 How did the boy with the beanie taste?” 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
2437 Maybe our species' brain really is the size of a walnut. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2438 It was funnier when Steve Martin did it 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2439 New job at Google? 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2440 I found it while I was digging around in my cave. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2441 You got the job at Google?! 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2442 I get it, tiny brains and color blind, but there's such a thing as overcompensating 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
2443 You’ll just have to wait until we evolve into birds. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2444 It's for my bald spot... 1.2778 0.06326 90 72 11 7
2445 No. It doesn't make your nose look any smaller. 1.2778 0.05247 90 67 21 2
2446 Doesn’t help, still color blind. 1.2778 0.05247 90 67 21 2
2447 Sorry, it was the last one sold before a meteor hit the shop. 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
2448 I know you believe in God, Fred, but I've finally got incontrovertible proof of evolution 1.2778 0.05247 90 67 21 2
2449 It's over, Phil. Is this how you want to be remembered? 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2450 Great idea ! But will it fly ? 1.2778 0.06126 90 71 13 6
2451 I appreciate your youthful vigor, Harold. But face it, we're fossils! 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
2452 Hmm. Wings might be a good idea. But let's try this first. 1.2778 0.05004 90 66 23 1
2453 Why wouldn't the other kids play with you? 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
2454 Seriously, Kevin? Are you TRYING to encourage the "brain the size of a walnut" jokes? 1.2778 0.06126 90 71 13 6
2455 Well, clearly your taste in hats hasn’t evolved. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2456 Come on Larry, take it off me! I can’t reach it! 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
2457 But how's that going to look in the fossil record? 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2458 Sometimes, I feel like Blowin in the wind. 1.2778 0.05004 90 66 23 1
2459 Lose the beanie, bro! Those things have been extinct for fifty years! 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
2460 Reincarnation makes you feel like a kid again 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
2461 It will hurt less when the wind dies down. 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
2462 Let's fly away together. 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
2463 Well, yes, it does make you look a bit fat. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2464 When they dig us out, I bet you'll be called the helicoptosaurus. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2465 One of us needs to evolve soon enough, because I hate this stupid hat and neither of us have the arm length to take it off. 1.2778 0.06126 90 71 13 6
2466 That's why I get paid more and you dont 1.2778 0.05004 90 66 23 1
2467 Dude,you gotta stop clicking on those Instagram ad's! 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
2468 Where were you last night?! 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
2469 I don't think that's going to help you catch the pterodactyl. 1.2778 0.05004 90 66 23 1
2470 Did you feel that? 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
2471 Cold, ruthless predator? I decided to celebrate my lighter side. 1.2778 0.05247 90 67 21 2
2472 we're exotic... but not that exotic. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2473 You know that you are wearing your mask wrong, right? 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
2474 It’s my emotional support beanie. I feel like I’m could live forever. 1.2778 0.06326 90 72 11 7
2475 You're right. It really does put the "soar" back into Tyrannosaur. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2476 It I’ll never fly Orville 1.2778 0.06126 90 71 13 6
2477 You hate it, don't you? 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2478 He was so delicious I wanted to remember him forever 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
2479 The vertical takeoff is cool, but there isn't a lot of forward speed. 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
2480 You look youthful, yes. But let’s face it: you’re still prehistoric. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2481 I wore one of those in 1953. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2482 I hate to tell you, but that hat won't make the swamp great again 1.2778 0.06326 90 72 11 7
2483 This will distract everyone from my tiny little arms 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2484 It may be revolutionary, but if you really want us to fly some day, you’re going to have to drop the “r.” 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
2485 But do I look fly? 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
2486 So that’s the best thing you could get from the future? And we are the ones who got extinguished? 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2487 Oh man, you'll never get that thing off! 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2488 I believe I will choose extinction. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2489 His shoes and belt were enough ruffage. 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
2490 They told me I looked cool. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2491 It may be a while before it catches on. 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
2492 Off? What I want to know is how you got it ON. 1.2778 0.06126 90 71 13 6
2493 Do you feel any smarter? 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
2494 You really think that hat is going to help you as we teeter towards the precipice of extinction? 1.2778 0.05004 90 66 23 1
2495 Do you think we can trans to pterodactyl with a beanie cap? 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2496 Not only was your lunch fresh but their hat fit you too? You have all the luck. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2497 That has a much chance of catching on as we do of going extinct . 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
2498 Breaking News: Contemporary anthropologist/illustrator discovers the true reason for the dinosaurs extinction 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2499 You're wearing your mask wrong 1.2778 0.06126 90 71 13 6
2500 And who, exactly are you trying to fit in with? 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2501 We are the silent majority 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2502 No one will believe you saw an asteroid if you’re wearing that thing, Frank. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2503 It’s my freshman beanie! Next year maybe you’ll get one! 1.2778 0.06126 90 71 13 6
2504 Oh sweet, but I don't think it's micro dosing what your friends are doing darling 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
2505 I didn’t know it was formal dress 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2506 This sh*t will get you real high. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2507 ‘We have to adapt to evolutionary trends otherwise we may become irrelevant’. 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
2508 Woaa, Dude, are you from the future? 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2509 Told you mom likes you best. 1.2778 0.05004 90 66 23 1
2510 It really brings out the length of your arms 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2511 Trust me, these hats will propel us right to the top of the food chain. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2512 I thought you had an actual helicopter; you know it’s an ASTEROID right? 1.2778 0.06126 90 71 13 6
2513 I think the wind is picking up. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2514 I know it’s uncomfortable and looks stupid, but just wear it. It’s for your own good and it might save your life 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
2515 I thought it would make me seem less threatening. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2516 Waddya mean it’s in colour? 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
2517 It will NEVER be extinct. 1.2766 0.05741 94 73 16 5
2518 it brings out your inner child... oh, you ate him. 1.2759 0.05345 87 65 20 2
2519 But, it does make you look thinner. 1.2759 0.05590 87 66 18 3
2520 Welcome to the PTA meeting. I see you're a helicopter parent. 1.2759 0.06476 87 70 10 7
2521 It would never work, Steven. I like killing and you like collecting vintage cereal box prizes. 1.2759 0.05590 87 66 18 3
2522 I guess, it beats gliding..... 1.2759 0.05089 87 64 22 1
2523 Buyer beware. Just because the box says so doesn't mean you can fly. 1.2759 0.05824 87 67 16 4
2524 That hat is so last epoch. 1.2759 0.05824 87 67 16 4
2525 Don't you think you're a little too Pleistocine to pull that off? 1.2759 0.06049 87 68 14 5
2526 I didn't realize you were pledging at the JURRASIC house! 1.2759 0.05345 87 65 20 2
2527 We might as well enjoy ourselves in the time we have left. 1.2759 0.05590 87 66 18 3
2528 Good try Simon. Even the Wright Brothers had to start somewhere. 1.2759 0.05345 87 65 20 2
2529 You need to grow up and go kill our dinner. 1.2759 0.05590 87 66 18 3
2530 You’re wasting your genius. 1.2759 0.05590 87 66 18 3
2531 Last year I was a freshman myself. 1.2759 0.05345 87 65 20 2
2532 I said fetch us a BONE! Not a beanie! 1.2759 0.05590 87 66 18 3
2533 This does not make you a pterodactyl. 1.2759 0.05824 87 67 16 4
2534 But what will the archaeologists think? 1.2759 0.05824 87 67 16 4
2535 Mementos are fine, but don’t choose right over effective. 1.2759 0.05824 87 67 16 4
2536 It needs a slogan: 'Make Archosaurs Great Again. 1.2759 0.06266 87 69 12 6
2537 Yeah. I heard these repel asteroids, too! 1.2759 0.06049 87 68 14 5
2538 I want to spin it but my arms are too short. 1.2759 0.05590 87 66 18 3
2539 Gimme the beanie. I'm telling you, Mom will think I'm you. 1.2759 0.05089 87 64 22 1
2540 "Have you seen my hula hoop?. 1.2759 0.05590 87 66 18 3
2541 Come on, isn’t it time you grew up. 1.2759 0.05590 87 66 18 3
2542 Are you sure your company should be trying to capture an asteroid? 1.2759 0.05824 87 67 16 4
2543 Explain one more time how that protects you from the volcano. 1.2759 0.05824 87 67 16 4
2544 It makes you look younger. 1.2759 0.05590 87 66 18 3
2545 You can call it 'emotional support apparel' all you want. You're not wearing that to the concert. 1.2759 0.05824 87 67 16 4
2546 You deserve to be extinct. 1.2759 0.05590 87 66 18 3
2547 Hey Steve...um, remember when that kid from the future said 'if anything happens to me, it will trigger a cataclysm the likes of which the world has never seen'...right before you ate him? 1.2759 0.06476 87 70 10 7
2548 Helicopter parenting won't help. Not in a million years will the Ivy League be admitting Jurassics. 1.2759 0.06049 87 68 14 5
2549 You can quit the critique. l know you're just trying to get a rise out of me. 1.2759 0.05345 87 65 20 2
2550 I just thought, ‘New mesozoic era, new me.’ 1.2759 0.06049 87 68 14 5
2551 Is that a consolation prize for the vivisection? 1.2759 0.05824 87 67 16 4
2552 I think I’m going to call it an airplane 1.2759 0.05824 87 67 16 4
2553 You shouldn't have to change yourself for love, Allan 1.2759 0.05824 87 67 16 4
2554 When I said that as my Maid of Honor that you could wear anything you wanted to my wedding this isn’t what I had in mind” 1.2759 0.05590 87 66 18 3
2555 Sadly the dinosaurs couldn’t convert to a sustainable wind power model in time to prevent their extinction 1.2759 0.06266 87 69 12 6
2556 No, it will not help ensure your survival. That's just a crazy conspiracy theory. 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
2557 No more global warming inducing fire-breathing for me. I’ve gone renewable! 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
2558 You didn't know that Frat house was LGBTQ? 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
2559 When the salesman said “fly,” I think he was referring to how you would look, not perform. 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
2560 Don't mind the hat, I'm going undercover as a nerd. 1.2727 0.05294 88 66 20 2
2561 Your extinction alert system is going off! 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
2562 Do you like it? I can’t take it off. 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
2563 No, I don't know what other people will be wearing to the Oscars this year. 1.2727 0.06203 88 70 12 6
2564 But will it fossilize? 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
2565 This planet is doomed. BTW, nice hat. 1.2727 0.05294 88 66 20 2
2566 It suits you. 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
2567 I know they say you only live once...but really? 1.2727 0.05294 88 66 20 2
2568 We all have to adapt to climate change. 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
2569 Based on the lift formula, L= 1/2 ρv 2 AC L, you’re screwed.” ​ 1.2727 0.06203 88 70 12 6
2570 If we were meant to fly, we'd have wings. 1.2727 0.05294 88 66 20 2
2571 Does it make my teeth look fat? 1.2727 0.05294 88 66 20 2
2572 I don't know,it kind of just looks like you're a spin-off of me now... 1.2727 0.05294 88 66 20 2
2573 Grow up -- You need to start acting your eon. 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
2574 Honestly, it really doesn't make you look smarter. 1.2727 0.05294 88 66 20 2
2575 You're not Elroy!" "Well, you're not Dino! 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
2576 Pineapple does belong on pizza! 1.2727 0.05041 88 65 22 1
2577 Today you're a have-a-beanie Soon, you'll be a has-a-been-ie 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
2578 Well, I preferred the bowler and spats, but it's good to let one's scales down from time to time. 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
2579 It stirs the air and none of the masks fit. 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
2580 You know, now that I’m seeing it on, it really does take off 66 million years. 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
2581 You say a blind watchmaker gave it to you? 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
2582 Sorry Dave...that hat is sooo last-epoch. 1.2727 0.05294 88 66 20 2
2583 What's with the strange look? This type of cap will never be extinct! 1.2727 0.05294 88 66 20 2
2584 This is a perfect example of why we need to break up. 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
2585 The glasses made you look smarter. 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
2586 They don't call them propeller heads for nothing. 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
2587 My grandmother thought that my friends would like this. Apparently not! 1.2727 0.05041 88 65 22 1
2588 No, I'm not joking! Do I look like someone who would joke about asteroids? 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
2589 Ugh, that hat is SO Triassic. 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
2590 Five bucks on Etsy. 1.2727 0.05294 88 66 20 2
2591 There's something different about you... 1.2727 0.05294 88 66 20 2
2592 So what? We're both colorblind! 1.2727 0.05294 88 66 20 2
2593 Oh ... so you're that kind of a guy. 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
2594 You were right, the kid was too chubby to just fly away 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
2595 A pre-nerd-a-saur? I’m terrified 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
2596 Do you realize how cool you are with that hat? 1.2727 0.05041 88 65 22 1
2597 If God had wanted you to fly, He'd have given you wings. 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
2598 His hat, really? You couldn’t have saved me a thigh ...or at least a couple toes? 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
2599 Jurassic Genius 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
2600 Let me guess. You're a mechanical engineer. 1.2727 0.05294 88 66 20 2
2601 So your'e the alpha male? 1.2727 0.06203 88 70 12 6
2602 The lava is coming... I'll try anything 1.2727 0.05294 88 66 20 2
2603 I was told it would set me apart. 1.2727 0.05041 88 65 22 1
2604 I just feel like my head is spinning. 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
2605 I just felt I needed a colorful lift! 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
2606 I'm staying with fossil fuels. 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
2607 This hat is sooooo pre-Jurassic... 1.2727 0.05294 88 66 20 2
2608 What do you think about my new chic magnet? 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
2609 My therapist thinks it’ll help my anger management issues if I don’t take myself so seriously. 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
2610 If this doesn't work, they are proposing turning my arms to turn into wings 1.2727 0.06203 88 70 12 6
2611 What a coincidence. I just saw a redshirt wearing that same hat. 1.2727 0.05294 88 66 20 2
2612 Where can I get one? 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
2613 some of us don't have to show our gang signs to feel relevant.. 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
2614 We are soooo going extinct 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
2615 It's supposed to repel meteors. 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
2616 I'm told it was a power source in the age of man 1.2727 0.05294 88 66 20 2
2617 I`m hoping it will stave off halitosis. 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
2618 Well, it's the best we could come up with for an asteroid detector. 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
2619 I don't think that will fly us both out of here. 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
2620 I just flew in. 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
2621 You must stop calling yourself colored. 1.2727 0.05294 88 66 20 2
2622 Stanley, we have to stop trying to recapture our youth. We’re just not that young anymore. We’re practically dinosaurs! 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
2623 Why don't you just act your age? 1.2727 0.06203 88 70 12 6
2624 Don't tell me that's your costume for the Gay Day Parade? 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
2625 Well,it was the only inedible part. 1.2727 0.06203 88 70 12 6
2626 It doesn't make you look any younger Bill, just creepy. 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
2627 Beats feathers 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
2628 Denis , partying has changed a lot since 1999 . 1.2727 0.06203 88 70 12 6
2629 What pronoun should I use when I talk about you later? 😅 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
2630 I thought it would make me look less extinct... 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
2631 .... twirls, oh and it cures Covid 1.2727 0.05294 88 66 20 2
2632 ''Let's have fun before the humans came, my friend'' 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
2633 „Jimmy, you got ripped of with that 500$ protection hat. This soon comming meteor is a hoax.“ 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
2634 ..." Where do you think you're goin?" 1.2727 0.05041 88 65 22 1
2635 I thought we were a “yes” on the hats. 1.2727 0.05294 88 66 20 2
2636 The lady at the store said it was “vintage MAGA” 1.2727 0.04775 88 64 24 0
2637 This is NOT going to help you through your mid-life crisis 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
2638 Dave, for the last time, you’ll never fly like an eagle 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
2639 Marty, my head is spinning 1.2727 0.05041 88 65 22 1
2640 Well, that puts a new spin on things. 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
2641 If you learn to fly, please don’t put a silent p in your name like those snooty pterodactyls. 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
2642 OK, but I expected a somewhat different hat with your diploma. 1.2697 0.05709 89 69 16 4
2643 If anyone asks ..We are not together!! 1.2697 0.05709 89 69 16 4
2644 Where'd you get the crayon? 1.2685 0.05675 108 87 13 8
2645 Orville explains it, but Wilbur isn't convinced. 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
2646 This has gotta be the worst thing that could happen today 1.2674 0.05341 86 65 19 2
2647 Yes, it does make you look fat. 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
2648 How? 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
2649 I don't know. It just feels a little off-brand. 1.2674 0.06282 86 69 11 6
2650 Hey Rudy I believe your client is about to become extinct 1.2674 0.05341 86 65 19 2
2651 Google hired you? I didn't even know you could type. 1.2674 0.05341 86 65 19 2
2652 I thought it would lighten the mood. 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
2653 See, a dyno's wind must exceed his grasp... 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
2654 We may be dumb animals ,but that is stupid. 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
2655 Yeah..but try twirling my propeller hat with these alligator arms is exhausting..... 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
2656 Careful, wind turbines cause cancer! 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
2657 Yes, you're a 'drone,' but not in the sense you're thinking of. 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
2658 In the future they will ask how dinosaurs evolved into nerds. 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
2659 You know the stegosoros funded that meteor crash right? 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
2660 Come fly with me! 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
2661 I make some money by being a weather station 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
2662 Bite me 1.2674 0.05341 86 65 19 2
2663 Go home,Erik. Google’s orientation is remote this year. 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
2664 Of course it doesn't make you look fat. 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
2665 I’ll tell you what an important anachronism is when we’ll be able to speak. Hey wait a minute!“ 1.2674 0.06282 86 69 11 6
2666 Those pterodactyls have nothing on you, man! 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
2667 Just watch...I'll win again in 2024 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
2668 Son, I remember Freshman Week we were a lot cooler back then than you can imagine” 1.2674 0.06496 86 70 9 7
2669 You think that your hat will help with global warming? 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
2670 unexpected friend 1.2674 0.05341 86 65 19 2
2671 Why didn’t we go south like everybody else? Your stupid hat will not stop our extinction no matter what the current president says. 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
2672 It does add color but I’m not sure that we can actually see color. 1.2674 0.05078 86 64 21 1
2673 Who said Extinction couldn’t be fun? 1.2674 0.06282 86 69 11 6
2674 I wouldn’t spin the propeller. It’s a meteor attractor. 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
2675 Can I make a constructive criticism of why your ambush predation style isn't working? 1.2674 0.05341 86 65 19 2
2676 Of course he tasted funny... 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
2677 Do you think it's too showy? 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
2678 Your pledging Alpha Omega is giving me a worrisome vibe. 1.2674 0.05341 86 65 19 2
2679 Your sense of style is really evolving. 1.2674 0.04801 86 63 23 0
2680 I guess carnivores can have a sense of humor. 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
2681 Yes, I take extinction seriously. Why are you asking? 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
2682 I couldn't say no. It was a gift from my grandson. 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
2683 Let me guess. The Flight of the Iguana. 1.2674 0.06282 86 69 11 6
2684 Don't worry. We can try more propellers. 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
2685 I think we should leave it up to the Pterosaurs to work on flying. 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
2686 Did that come with a kids' meal? 1.2674 0.06282 86 69 11 6
2687 Who's been spinning your propeller Mr. Short-Arms? 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
2688 - I read on Facebook this will protect me from the meteorite. - The president said to duck and cover 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
2689 You ate that little kid, didn't you? 1.2674 0.05078 86 64 21 1
2690 Your time machine really indicates that the species replacing us will design and even wear such a stupid cap? 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
2691 Thinking that I could take this hat off myself was definitely a reach. 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
2692 It's never too late for a second childhood. 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
2693 You went to the extinction party without me? 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
2694 Sure,son have fun. Go whacky. The Ice Age will soon be here. 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
2695 You can still return it, right? 1.2674 0.05341 86 65 19 2
2696 You always think you're the life of the party. 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
2697 It’s not your hat, it’s you. 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
2698 How dinosaurs became birds. 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
2699 What? My fashion is evolving 1.2674 0.05078 86 64 21 1
2700 'I told you helicopter parenting wasn't easy' 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
2701 Remember when I said that hat was the craziest thing I’ve seen today? Well, don’t look behind you. 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
2702 I know you've already invested your life savings into this venture, but I really don't think those are going to take off. 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
2703 What happened to your MAGA cap? 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
2704 Wanna go play in the tar pits? 1.2651 0.05444 83 63 18 2
2705 My only question is how did you get that thing on your head? 1.2651 0.05444 83 63 18 2
2706 With the ash cloud coming, it’ll be IFR today. 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
2707 It scares off beasts of prey. 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
2708 Just spin the propeller he said. 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
2709 Only a little less threatening, Bob... 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
2710 The guy who sold it to me had a yellow wig, small hands, and a small but loud mouth. 1.2651 0.06433 83 67 10 6
2711 All I remember is this blue light in the sky and the next thing I notice I have this thing on my head. 1.2651 0.05444 83 63 18 2
2712 It was 25% off on Black Friday. 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
2713 I know you love Beanie's prop hat Cecil, but did you really need to eat him? 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
2714 I like it. 1.2651 0.06201 83 66 12 5
2715 Amazing stuff washing up on the beach these days. 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
2716 you're 66 million years old, maybe try a sensible loafer. 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
2717 It makes the tastier humans think I'm friendly. 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
2718 We will call it "wind energy." 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
2719 What color is your parachute? 1.2651 0.06201 83 66 12 5
2720 That's stupid; the next thing you know, you'll evolve into a bird. 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
2721 That is my hat and you know it. Did you actually think I wouldn't notice it missing, or on your head? 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
2722 I hate to be the one to tell you, but it's going to be another 60 million years before we can fly. 1.2651 0.05444 83 63 18 2
2723 You really think that’s gonna save you from the asteroid? 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
2724 I see you’re pledging Ima Dorky Rex. 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
2725 Was the battery included? 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
2726 Apparently my calculation about a possible asteroid impact is meeting with skepticism. 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
2727 I have no idea what it means, but the word, "nerdy" comes to mind. 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
2728 You do look smart Harold, but remember you are 10,000 years old! 1.2651 0.06433 83 67 10 6
2729 Get too close to me with that on and you'll see an extinction event. 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
2730 While I admit that it’s amusing, it still doesn’t explain why our Roth IRA isn’t appreciating, Gary. 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
2731 I see you have your helicopter parent hat on again. 1.2651 0.05444 83 63 18 2
2732 If anything it makes your arms look shorter. 1.2651 0.06201 83 66 12 5
2733 They said we would evolve to fly. Looks like that's going to take a long time. 1.2651 0.05167 83 62 20 1
2734 You can take the hat off, I know you're not a pterodactyl. 1.2651 0.05444 83 63 18 2
2735 Is that what you're wearing? 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
2736 We have to try harder if we hope to avoid extinction. 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
2737 May help us evolve into flying birds quicker! 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
2738 A bit dorky, but I like the use of renewable energy. 1.2651 0.05167 83 62 20 1
2739 Dude! It’s a tracking device! 1.2651 0.06201 83 66 12 5
2740 There was this monolith... 1.2651 0.05167 83 62 20 1
2741 I told you. I can’t spin it myself. My arms are too short. 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
2742 Climate Change was just a myth humans talked about. 1.2651 0.05444 83 63 18 2
2743 That`s not going to help global warming. 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
2744 It's...so...shiny... 1.2651 0.05444 83 63 18 2
2745 I dunno Bob, I like it and all but sooner or later she's gonna notice your hairline's going extinct... 1.2651 0.05444 83 63