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Name | Value |
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Submission deadline | 2020-12-06T17:29:00.000Z |
Voting started | - |
Voting ended | 2020-12-20T17:31:00.000Z |
Finalists announced | 2020-12-14T17:30:00.000Z |
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued | December 21, 2020 |
Number of captions | 6954 |
Number of responses | 869589 |
Number of participants | - |
In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.
Rank | Caption | Mean | Precision | Total votes | "Unfunny" votes | "Somewhat funny" votes | "Funny" votes |
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0 | You can advocate for wind power all you want, Randy, but you’re not going to escape your fossil fuel destiny. | 2.0448 | 0.01019 | 5798 | 1620 | 2298 | 1880 |
1 | ‘You know, sometimes I look at you Dave and think our species is doomed.’ | 2.0269 | 0.01098 | 4942 | 1406 | 1997 | 1539 |
2 | No one will ever wear that. Not in 100 million years. | 2.0193 | 0.00812 | 9566 | 2926 | 3529 | 3111 |
3 | How did you get it on? | 2.0151 | 0.01151 | 5017 | 1630 | 1681 | 1706 |
4 | We send you 65 million years into the future and that's all you bring back? | 2.0064 | 0.02087 | 1411 | 429 | 544 | 438 |
5 | If that’s a courtship display, I think I know how we go extinct. | 1.9662 | 0.00925 | 7256 | 2380 | 2741 | 2135 |
6 | I don't know what you want me to do about it. I can't reach it either. | 1.9438 | 0.01759 | 1958 | 651 | 766 | 541 |
7 | Your meal came with a toy? | 1.9365 | 0.00859 | 8683 | 3075 | 3084 | 2524 |
8 | You’re right. No one will notice the arms anymore. | 1.9246 | 0.01551 | 2428 | 807 | 997 | 624 |
9 | I'm sorry, Herbert. I can't keep waiting for you to evolve. | 1.8860 | 0.01214 | 4043 | 1461 | 1582 | 1000 |
10 | They put me at the children's table; so I ate one. | 1.8858 | 0.01295 | 3994 | 1591 | 1268 | 1135 |
11 | You're 65 million years old, Todd. | 1.8762 | 0.01435 | 3111 | 1213 | 1070 | 828 |
12 | It would be a cruel irony if we go extinct but those hats endure. | 1.8746 | 0.01009 | 6325 | 2481 | 2156 | 1688 |
13 | Well, it's an improvement over your MAGA hat. | 1.8741 | 0.01079 | 6052 | 2560 | 1694 | 1798 |
14 | What do you mean you don’t know what happened to the kid ? | 1.8618 | 0.01482 | 2807 | 1086 | 1023 | 698 |
15 | It just doesn't say 'apex predator' to me. | 1.8446 | 0.01064 | 5645 | 2309 | 1904 | 1432 |
16 | I decided to stop taking life so seriously. We rule the planet, what's the worst that could happen? | 1.8425 | 0.01747 | 2032 | 815 | 722 | 495 |
17 | I’m just glad you’ve stopped wearing crocs. | 1.8264 | 0.01920 | 1688 | 697 | 587 | 404 |
18 | That's gonna keep some archeologist up for nights in about 3 trillion years from now. | 1.8237 | 0.01321 | 3454 | 1399 | 1265 | 790 |
19 | My opinion? Your hat says, "I have chosen not to mate. Like ever." | 1.8160 | 0.01607 | 2419 | 1019 | 826 | 574 |
20 | That must be from our preposterous period. | 1.8128 | 0.01382 | 3441 | 1513 | 1059 | 869 |
21 | Brains the size of a walnut don't need cooling fans. | 1.8083 | 0.01745 | 2029 | 858 | 702 | 469 |
22 | I’m a Velocicopter. | 1.7950 | 0.01187 | 4606 | 2064 | 1422 | 1120 |
23 | Maybe a little younger, but you still look prehistoric. | 1.7732 | 0.01910 | 1477 | 603 | 606 | 268 |
24 | How’d you get your hands on one of those? | 1.7555 | 0.02791 | 769 | 347 | 263 | 159 |
25 | Well, to be honest, Phil. I would have eaten the hat too. | 1.7495 | 0.01448 | 2794 | 1256 | 982 | 556 |
26 | The hat is kinda dorky but the kid was delicious. | 1.7445 | 0.01092 | 5155 | 2410 | 1652 | 1093 |
27 | And now we will hear from Mr. Giuliani’s next witness | 1.7441 | 0.01335 | 3775 | 1877 | 987 | 911 |
28 | Why? Because my arms are too short to take it off. | 1.7396 | 0.01543 | 2285 | 996 | 888 | 401 |
29 | Yes, I think it does make you more approachable". | 1.7249 | 0.01488 | 2377 | 1042 | 947 | 388 |
30 | All I'm saying is Tyrannosaurus Rex translates as “King of the Tyrant Lizards” and the hat kind of takes away from that. | 1.7235 | 0.01468 | 2557 | 1155 | 954 | 448 |
31 | So you've swapped your MAGA cap for the Guiliani?" | 1.7165 | 0.02215 | 1351 | 693 | 348 | 310 |
32 | Wait, what? We’re going extinct? I thought you said wear something distinct! | 1.7101 | 0.01538 | 2701 | 1368 | 748 | 585 |
33 | Even worse. Now you look like a child predator. | 1.7082 | 0.01764 | 1926 | 940 | 608 | 378 |
34 | I wouldn't be caught extinct in that. | 1.7079 | 0.01366 | 3259 | 1605 | 1001 | 653 |
35 | I still think solar is the way to go. | 1.7076 | 0.02113 | 1214 | 558 | 453 | 203 |
36 | I don't care if he's Jewish. Noah will not let you on with that | 1.7045 | 0.02149 | 1323 | 657 | 400 | 266 |
37 | Did you have fun at Jurassic Park? | 1.7037 | 0.02509 | 928 | 449 | 305 | 174 |
38 | Whoever told you that was a meteor deflector was lying to you, Carl. | 1.6938 | 0.01627 | 2146 | 1038 | 727 | 381 |
39 | Yes. it does make your arms look too short. | 1.6936 | 0.01492 | 2598 | 1271 | 852 | 475 |
40 | How did you put that on? | 1.6934 | 0.01238 | 3989 | 2019 | 1174 | 796 |
41 | No, it doesn’t make your arms look small. . . but how did you get it on your head? | 1.6928 | 0.01111 | 4750 | 2345 | 1519 | 886 |
42 | I don't know, Bob. It's a nice hat, but that boy's mom is bound to ask where the rest of him is. | 1.6888 | 0.01201 | 4142 | 2082 | 1267 | 793 |
43 | Well yes, it does make you look younger, but prehistoric is still ‘prehistoric. | 1.6859 | 0.01272 | 3372 | 1616 | 1199 | 557 |
44 | It’s not very funny now, but who knows in a million years or so. | 1.6844 | 0.01878 | 1489 | 700 | 559 | 230 |
45 | Jerry, think extinction with dignity. | 1.6778 | 0.01973 | 1381 | 665 | 496 | 220 |
46 | Be patient. In ten million years, you'll fly without that. | 1.6754 | 0.01405 | 3210 | 1707 | 838 | 665 |
47 | You’ll get jurasskicked wearing that. | 1.6752 | 0.01884 | 1749 | 919 | 479 | 351 |
48 | My first question is, how did you put it on? | 1.6657 | 0.01958 | 1379 | 672 | 496 | 211 |
49 | I now identify as velocicopter. | 1.6610 | 0.01537 | 2543 | 1341 | 723 | 479 |
50 | Get it off? How the heck did you put it on? | 1.6571 | 0.01605 | 2289 | 1202 | 670 | 417 |
51 | It just doesn't say "meat eater' to me. | 1.6567 | 0.01949 | 1366 | 669 | 497 | 200 |
52 | Gary. You’re bald. Maybe it’s time for you to accept it. | 1.6564 | 0.01760 | 1880 | 981 | 564 | 335 |
53 | You think I haven't tried taking if off? | 1.6561 | 0.01548 | 2376 | 1225 | 743 | 408 |
54 | Nope. You’re still on the ground. Try waving your arms more. | 1.6559 | 0.01693 | 1924 | 975 | 636 | 313 |
55 | It came with the snack. | 1.6546 | 0.01616 | 2183 | 1129 | 679 | 375 |
56 | What? It came with the meal! | 1.6519 | 0.01623 | 2218 | 1168 | 654 | 396 |
57 | Sorry, I can’t reach it either. | 1.6438 | 0.01607 | 2139 | 1107 | 687 | 345 |
58 | The Rabbi is not going to be pleased. | 1.6420 | 0.01682 | 2112 | 1144 | 580 | 388 |
59 | Makes you look a lot smarter than did that MAGA hat. | 1.6408 | 0.01700 | 2149 | 1192 | 537 | 420 |
60 | He's a salesman. It's his job to say it looks good on you. | 1.6391 | 0.01808 | 1668 | 864 | 542 | 262 |
61 | We might both be going extinct but only one of us is going out looking like an idiot. | 1.6363 | 0.01792 | 1746 | 922 | 537 | 287 |
62 | Wind? But you once said our future's in fossil fuel! | 1.6356 | 0.01782 | 1781 | 946 | 538 | 297 |
63 | You look like a dorkasour. | 1.6349 | 0.01765 | 1868 | 1009 | 532 | 327 |
64 | That hat is prehysterical. | 1.6342 | 0.01895 | 1695 | 939 | 437 | 319 |
65 | It was really yummy, and it came with this prize! | 1.6274 | 0.01927 | 1495 | 797 | 458 | 240 |
66 | I don't like it either, but I can't reach the damn thing to take it off. | 1.6260 | 0.01829 | 1762 | 972 | 477 | 313 |
67 | We'll go extinct before you'll catch me wearing one of those. | 1.6228 | 0.02384 | 965 | 515 | 299 | 151 |
68 | I'm just messing with future paleontologists. | 1.6218 | 0.01924 | 1388 | 718 | 477 | 193 |
69 | "That's really going to mess with the museum people." | 1.6169 | 0.01969 | 1446 | 788 | 424 | 234 |
70 | It's a very light hearted sect of Judaism. | 1.6163 | 0.02077 | 1371 | 769 | 359 | 243 |
71 | I like it, I'm just not sure it says, "Apex Predator." | 1.6163 | 0.01954 | 1337 | 696 | 458 | 183 |
72 | ...And so that was my first day at Google. | 1.6149 | 0.03206 | 522 | 279 | 165 | 78 |
73 | I just really feel like wind power is better for the environment than fossil fuels. | 1.6145 | 0.02004 | 1419 | 783 | 400 | 236 |
74 | It came with a tasty attachment. | 1.6115 | 0.02831 | 677 | 366 | 208 | 103 |
75 | Got it at the Museum of Extinct Species. The human exhibit is hilarious. | 1.6080 | 0.02133 | 1329 | 764 | 322 | 243 |
76 | You want my honest, cold-blooded opinion? | 1.6063 | 0.02242 | 1044 | 560 | 335 | 149 |
77 | well it does make you look younger but not in a good way | 1.6046 | 0.02017 | 1262 | 672 | 417 | 173 |
78 | You know, compared to the MAGA cap, this one actually makes you look quite intelligent. | 1.6037 | 0.02174 | 1249 | 714 | 316 | 219 |
79 | My--haven't WE evolved! | 1.6013 | 0.02586 | 745 | 393 | 256 | 96 |
80 | Raptor, not Copter. | 1.6012 | 0.02542 | 840 | 462 | 251 | 127 |
81 | So your doctor said it's a reptile dysfunction? | 1.6003 | 0.02832 | 713 | 403 | 192 | 118 |
82 | Nice to meet you, too, Lloyd, although I gotta admit I thought all the Doofusauruses were already extinct. | 1.5940 | 0.03193 | 537 | 300 | 155 | 82 |
83 | ...chubby kid...about 4'-6"... glasses?" - "Sorry, haven't seen him | 1.5936 | 0.02243 | 1090 | 610 | 313 | 167 |
84 | Well, Phil, if you can’t wear a whirly beanie to an asteroid arrival party, when can you?” | 1.5926 | 0.02217 | 1075 | 592 | 329 | 154 |
85 | So you’re the guy from Tech support ??? | 1.5922 | 0.02271 | 1047 | 583 | 308 | 156 |
86 | Boy, natural selection sure is taking its sweet time with you. | 1.5902 | 0.02227 | 1042 | 570 | 329 | 143 |
87 | Yeah it’s cute, where’s Timmy? | 1.5901 | 0.02326 | 1032 | 586 | 283 | 163 |
88 | That look is so Cretaceous. | 1.5892 | 0.02260 | 1020 | 561 | 317 | 142 |
89 | I wish we could spin it, but on the bright side, we survived the last pandemic because we couldn't touch our faces. | 1.5888 | 0.02275 | 1014 | 560 | 311 | 143 |
90 | Well, I can probably return the hat, but the kid who was wearing it might be another story. | 1.5856 | 0.02408 | 975 | 561 | 257 | 157 |
91 | I hope you're not wearing that in any cave paintings | 1.5844 | 0.02416 | 960 | 551 | 257 | 152 |
92 | It's kind of a clue you ate him, Fred. | 1.5834 | 0.02398 | 953 | 542 | 266 | 145 |
93 | I take it flapping your arms really fast didn't work? | 1.5819 | 0.02371 | 928 | 517 | 282 | 129 |
94 | Remember, act real friendly and then ask them if they’d like to come over and play in the swamp. | 1.5810 | 0.02311 | 926 | 504 | 306 | 116 |
95 | I can tell that somewhere deep inside of you there is a child. | 1.5808 | 0.03295 | 489 | 275 | 144 | 70 |
96 | No, it’s fine I just thought we were both going to dress up. | 1.5804 | 0.02348 | 920 | 507 | 292 | 121 |
97 | It’s required now that I’m on the Trump legal team. | 1.5802 | 0.02596 | 910 | 550 | 192 | 168 |
98 | How fast do you have to run to get it started? | 1.5780 | 0.02509 | 891 | 517 | 233 | 141 |
99 | It looked better on your lunch. | 1.5771 | 0.02399 | 882 | 489 | 277 | 116 |
100 | Nice idea, but it’ll never take off! | 1.5770 | 0.02568 | 740 | 403 | 247 | 90 |
101 | You need to grow up and start killing stuff. | 1.5748 | 0.02493 | 849 | 481 | 248 | 120 |
102 | Let me explain 'fight or flight' one more time. | 1.5737 | 0.03018 | 570 | 321 | 171 | 78 |
103 | I see you landed the Google internship. | 1.5730 | 0.02505 | 829 | 468 | 247 | 114 |
104 | You ate that kid 40 years ago. The hat thing really isn't funny anymore. | 1.5723 | 0.02554 | 823 | 472 | 231 | 120 |
105 | It just doesn't read 'ferocious.' | 1.5716 | 0.02547 | 824 | 472 | 233 | 119 |
106 | 65 million years from now they’re still going to be making fun of that stupid hat. | 1.5693 | 0.02603 | 794 | 458 | 220 | 116 |
107 | Nope. I'd rather go extinct. | 1.5687 | 0.02525 | 793 | 445 | 245 | 103 |
108 | I didn't know you're a Republican. | 1.5680 | 0.02897 | 699 | 421 | 159 | 119 |
109 | No, I mean you literally can't pull it off. | 1.5678 | 0.02701 | 789 | 471 | 188 | 130 |
110 | We built you a time machine, you could have brought us an electric guitar, a computer, a covid vaccine... | 1.5676 | 0.02722 | 777 | 464 | 185 | 128 |
111 | I’m sitting on eggs, and you went to a frat party! | 1.5674 | 0.02636 | 779 | 452 | 212 | 115 |
112 | Corporate says I need to look less threatening | 1.5668 | 0.02612 | 764 | 436 | 223 | 105 |
113 | Let me guess what you had for breakfast. | 1.5649 | 0.02641 | 763 | 441 | 213 | 109 |
114 | It’s quite a statement no matter which way you spin it. | 1.5630 | 0.02620 | 746 | 425 | 222 | 99 |
115 | Wish I could help ya, but I can't reach it either! | 1.5628 | 0.02675 | 741 | 429 | 207 | 105 |
116 | I guess you're stuck with it until your arms evolve. | 1.5626 | 0.02635 | 743 | 425 | 218 | 100 |
117 | I"m not going to ask how you got it up there. I"m going to ask why. | 1.5624 | 0.02650 | 745 | 429 | 213 | 103 |
118 | At your age your father had three kids | 1.5617 | 0.02684 | 705 | 401 | 212 | 92 |
119 | I think it looks great, but my brain is also the size of a walnut. | 1.5609 | 0.02673 | 722 | 414 | 211 | 97 |
120 | Just so you know, Rex, everybody’s calling you Beaniesaurus. | 1.5605 | 0.02710 | 719 | 417 | 201 | 101 |
121 | It’s a pterrible idea | 1.5602 | 0.02741 | 723 | 425 | 191 | 107 |
122 | Makes you look like a herbivore | 1.5599 | 0.02720 | 718 | 418 | 198 | 102 |
123 | I got it at a going out of existence sale | 1.5596 | 0.03086 | 545 | 314 | 157 | 74 |
124 | It’s the apocalypse Carol, I can cope any way I please | 1.5590 | 0.02650 | 712 | 404 | 218 | 90 |
125 | Check out my asteroid detector! It sill needs some work though; it's been spinning like crazy for the past 2 days. | 1.5587 | 0.02664 | 707 | 402 | 215 | 90 |
126 | It may not keep you safe, but it'll sure screw up the fossil record! | 1.5567 | 0.02720 | 688 | 395 | 203 | 90 |
127 | Um, Bryan, Pride was last month. | 1.5562 | 0.02812 | 676 | 397 | 182 | 97 |
128 | You ate the whole party and didn't invite me? | 1.5559 | 0.02756 | 689 | 401 | 193 | 95 |
129 | Well, I have to admit it’s an improvement over your MAGA cap. | 1.5551 | 0.02820 | 681 | 403 | 178 | 100 |
130 | Trump said it would cure my COVID. | 1.5543 | 0.03279 | 525 | 317 | 125 | 83 |
131 | Well, I guess your brain really is the size of a walnut. | 1.5534 | 0.02801 | 665 | 388 | 186 | 91 |
132 | How the hell did you get that on all by yourself? | 1.5527 | 0.02767 | 655 | 376 | 196 | 83 |
133 | Honestly, it makes me doubt our future as a species. | 1.5502 | 0.02844 | 647 | 380 | 178 | 89 |
134 | I just can't help but feel like you wasted your wish. | 1.5497 | 0.02921 | 644 | 387 | 160 | 97 |
135 | On second thought, I would go with the toupee. | 1.5496 | 0.02833 | 635 | 369 | 183 | 83 |
136 | I feel like Gary Larson would know what I should say. | 1.5496 | 0.02877 | 635 | 374 | 173 | 88 |
137 | I'm sorry sir, but it's time to leave the White House now. | 1.5491 | 0.03207 | 601 | 382 | 108 | 111 |
138 | You know what plastic is made of, right? | 1.5481 | 0.03800 | 405 | 251 | 86 | 68 |
139 | A million years from now, when they excavate us, they'll know we had a terrific sense of humor. | 1.5463 | 0.02783 | 615 | 349 | 196 | 70 |
140 | Those will never catch on, not in a hundred million years. | 1.5435 | 0.02881 | 598 | 347 | 177 | 74 |
141 | Younger yes, but you still look prehistoric. | 1.5411 | 0.03003 | 584 | 349 | 154 | 81 |
142 | You learned to time travel and that’s all you brought back? | 1.5393 | 0.02966 | 573 | 337 | 163 | 73 |
143 | Trust me. In 75 million years,everyone will be wearing one. | 1.5379 | 0.03011 | 567 | 337 | 155 | 75 |
144 | Everyone’s going to know you’re a freshman. | 1.5372 | 0.02917 | 564 | 326 | 173 | 65 |
145 | Global warming? You and your crazy conspiracy theories. | 1.5368 | 0.03183 | 475 | 275 | 145 | 55 |
146 | Wow! So.cool! Do your parents know you've come out? | 1.5354 | 0.03067 | 551 | 330 | 147 | 74 |
147 | Evolve, already. | 1.5342 | 0.03110 | 541 | 326 | 141 | 74 |
148 | I'm not saying we should be ashamed about the brain-the-size-of-a-walnut thing, but I'm also not saying we should advertise the fact. | 1.5341 | 0.03046 | 543 | 322 | 152 | 69 |
149 | Yes, you do look stupid. But, in the long run, it doesn't matter. | 1.5318 | 0.03097 | 534 | 320 | 144 | 70 |
150 | You’re Modern Orthodox? | 1.5312 | 0.03278 | 465 | 276 | 131 | 58 |
151 | Cute idea, but it'll never get off the ground. | 1.5307 | 0.03104 | 522 | 311 | 145 | 66 |
152 | “You’re a dinosaur for God’s sake - act like it.” | 1.5285 | 0.03115 | 509 | 302 | 145 | 62 |
153 | Party now. The end is near. | 1.5285 | 0.03347 | 439 | 260 | 126 | 53 |
154 | Yes, I get how its supposed keep your head cool, but we're reptiles. | 1.5265 | 0.03230 | 452 | 264 | 138 | 50 |
155 | . Helicopter Dad | 1.5243 | 0.03199 | 494 | 298 | 133 | 63 |
156 | I just think it will be funny when they dig me up in 65 million years. | 1.5237 | 0.03270 | 485 | 296 | 124 | 65 |
157 | That hat just perpetuates the stereotype that we have small brains. | 1.5236 | 0.03141 | 487 | 288 | 143 | 56 |
158 | They’ll still know you have a bald spot. | 1.5219 | 0.03110 | 479 | 280 | 148 | 51 |
159 | I think it sends the wrong message. | 1.5218 | 0.03211 | 481 | 289 | 133 | 59 |
160 | Dammit, Larry, you're a carnivore, act like one. | 1.5218 | 0.03291 | 481 | 295 | 121 | 65 |
161 | So walking upright didn’t draw enough attention? | 1.5202 | 0.03234 | 471 | 283 | 131 | 57 |
162 | Kid meals are the best. | 1.5199 | 0.03312 | 477 | 294 | 118 | 65 |
163 | Even if it works, who the hell needs an asteroid detector? | 1.5182 | 0.03366 | 467 | 290 | 112 | 65 |
164 | Does this hat make my teeth look big? | 1.5166 | 0.03301 | 453 | 274 | 124 | 55 |
165 | I thought we agreed playgrounds were off the menu Johnny | 1.5165 | 0.03363 | 455 | 280 | 115 | 60 |
166 | It’s not a phase, Dad! This is how I express myself! | 1.5154 | 0.03236 | 454 | 271 | 132 | 51 |
167 | Darwin was right. | 1.5146 | 0.03330 | 445 | 270 | 121 | 54 |
168 | Can you help me out here? A monkey put this damn thing on my head a week ago, and I CANT REACH IT! | 1.5136 | 0.03363 | 442 | 270 | 117 | 55 |
169 | Eventually, that'll make some paleontologist's career. | 1.5135 | 0.03370 | 446 | 274 | 115 | 57 |
170 | So you're going for the dorkosaurus look? | 1.5135 | 0.03295 | 446 | 269 | 125 | 52 |
171 | Your meal came with a prize?! | 1.5128 | 0.05056 | 195 | 119 | 52 | 24 |
172 | What? It was a going extinct sale. | 1.5125 | 0.03206 | 439 | 258 | 137 | 44 |
173 | We’re about to go extinct, and that’s your last purchase? | 1.5116 | 0.03514 | 432 | 272 | 99 | 61 |
174 | I said your look needs to evolve, not revolve. | 1.5116 | 0.03499 | 432 | 271 | 101 | 60 |
175 | ''It makes you look like you have a very small brain!'' | 1.5115 | 0.03319 | 436 | 263 | 123 | 50 |
176 | Yeah, but it will drive the paleontologists crazy... | 1.5115 | 0.03366 | 436 | 266 | 117 | 53 |
177 | It's time to concede Mr President | 1.5094 | 0.03583 | 426 | 272 | 91 | 63 |
178 | It just doesn't say apex predator. | 1.5084 | 0.03317 | 419 | 250 | 125 | 44 |
179 | You know I can’t reach it either right? | 1.5084 | 0.03452 | 419 | 258 | 109 | 52 |
180 | How'd you get that on? | 1.5084 | 0.03300 | 419 | 252 | 123 | 44 |
181 | Technology will be the death of us all. | 1.5083 | 0.03423 | 421 | 258 | 112 | 51 |
182 | Looks cute but you will never get off the ground | 1.5083 | 0.03289 | 421 | 250 | 128 | 43 |
183 | C'mon Frank, extinction is real, please stop watching Fox News. | 1.5083 | 0.03678 | 421 | 274 | 80 | 67 |
184 | Are you smiling? I can’t tell if you’re smiling. | 1.5083 | 0.03444 | 423 | 261 | 109 | 53 |
185 | Alright, I’ll give you one more spin, but then we switch. | 1.5072 | 0.03403 | 416 | 253 | 115 | 48 |
186 | How did you put it on your head? | 1.5061 | 0.03520 | 411 | 256 | 102 | 53 |
187 | The time machine worked - and THIS is what you came back with? | 1.5061 | 0.03456 | 413 | 254 | 109 | 50 |
188 | Early evidence showing birds evolved from dinosaurs. | 1.5054 | 0.03770 | 368 | 232 | 86 | 50 |
189 | You are what you eat, my friend. | 1.5037 | 0.03520 | 403 | 250 | 103 | 50 |
190 | He tasted like chicken, but I got this neat hat. | 1.5037 | 0.03454 | 405 | 248 | 110 | 47 |
191 | Let me explain again what the word camouflage means. | 1.5025 | 0.03544 | 402 | 251 | 100 | 51 |
192 | It's just until we evolve into birds. | 1.5025 | 0.03491 | 402 | 248 | 106 | 48 |
193 | Don't feel bad. You can get rid of it next year, when you're a sophomorosaurus. | 1.5025 | 0.03527 | 402 | 250 | 102 | 50 |
194 | A flying hat?!! What’s next, a wheel? | 1.5025 | 0.03383 | 402 | 242 | 118 | 42 |
195 | “And now that it’s landed on my head, I can’t get it off” | 1.5000 | 0.03585 | 388 | 242 | 98 | 48 |
196 | Yes, it’s colorful, but it just doesn’t scream ‘Top predator’ to me. | 1.5000 | 0.03519 | 378 | 230 | 107 | 41 |
197 | The whole family is waiting for you to evolve, Dennis. | 1.5000 | 0.03553 | 390 | 242 | 101 | 47 |
198 | When Bill said the propeller hat had gone the way of the dinosaur, this is not what he meant. | 1.4987 | 0.03370 | 395 | 237 | 119 | 39 |
199 | I can't get it off | 1.4987 | 0.03484 | 389 | 238 | 108 | 43 |
200 | Sure... you got it from a traveler from the future. No, no - I believe you. | 1.4987 | 0.03408 | 389 | 234 | 116 | 39 |
201 | Yeah, ‘cause nothing says fierce predator like a helicopter beanie. | 1.4987 | 0.03670 | 389 | 248 | 88 | 53 |
202 | Lucky! I never get a toy with my kid meal. | 1.4987 | 0.03597 | 389 | 244 | 96 | 49 |
203 | I won last week’s New Yorker cartoon caption contest and all I got was this stupid spinning hat. | 1.4987 | 0.03633 | 389 | 246 | 92 | 51 |
204 | I think I know why critters aren’t running from you any more. | 1.4974 | 0.03570 | 382 | 237 | 100 | 45 |
205 | The end is near. | 1.4974 | 0.03570 | 382 | 237 | 100 | 45 |
206 | You may look a little silly, but it's not the end of the world. | 1.4974 | 0.03472 | 382 | 232 | 110 | 40 |
207 | Even the herbivores think you look stupid." | 1.4961 | 0.03732 | 383 | 247 | 82 | 54 |
208 | Amazon, and it was highly rated. | 1.4947 | 0.03671 | 376 | 238 | 90 | 48 |
209 | It came with lunch. | 1.4933 | 0.03547 | 371 | 228 | 103 | 40 |
210 | I said you needed to evolve not revolve... | 1.4933 | 0.03527 | 371 | 227 | 105 | 39 |
211 | It’s not really Age appropriate. | 1.4933 | 0.03766 | 371 | 239 | 81 | 51 |
212 | Genius. Instead of sneaking up on our prey, we stun them, then move in quickly, while they’re still laughing. | 1.4918 | 0.03680 | 364 | 229 | 91 | 44 |
213 | Your’re proudly wearing the mortar board of Trump University. | 1.4918 | 0.03977 | 364 | 244 | 61 | 59 |
214 | If I had to guess I'd say the pterodactyls are trolling you. | 1.4904 | 0.03548 | 365 | 224 | 103 | 38 |
215 | Just because it tasted good doesn’t mean it had good taste. | 1.4904 | 0.03729 | 363 | 231 | 86 | 46 |
216 | No, it's not "coming back." None of us are coming back. | 1.4904 | 0.03625 | 363 | 226 | 96 | 41 |
217 | What did you do with the kid" | 1.4903 | 0.03765 | 361 | 231 | 83 | 47 |
218 | Did you keep the receipt? | 1.4887 | 0.03583 | 354 | 217 | 101 | 36 |
219 | It’s clear to me that you’ve failed to evolve. | 1.4873 | 0.03657 | 353 | 220 | 94 | 39 |
220 | I figured out why you're single | 1.4873 | 0.03635 | 353 | 219 | 96 | 38 |
221 | That's your plan to get us out of here!? | 1.4871 | 0.03732 | 349 | 220 | 88 | 41 |
222 | End-of-time impulse buys. | 1.4871 | 0.03710 | 349 | 219 | 90 | 40 |
223 | They'll never let you wear that in the synagogue. | 1.4870 | 0.03771 | 347 | 220 | 85 | 42 |
224 | You know we're all colorblind. | 1.4861 | 0.03678 | 323 | 196 | 97 | 30 |
225 | Twenty minutes to the asteroid and you're going with 'dorks' instead of 'fearsome predators' for all eternity? Where's the pride, Bob? | 1.4861 | 0.03781 | 323 | 200 | 89 | 34 |
226 | When they find your bones they'll say you died of embarrassment. | 1.4856 | 0.03740 | 348 | 220 | 87 | 41 |
227 | We're facing extinction,Bob. Get it together. | 1.4855 | 0.03689 | 346 | 216 | 92 | 38 |
228 | No, they don't make you fly. They just make you look stupid. | 1.4855 | 0.03779 | 346 | 220 | 84 | 42 |
229 | Amazon Prime - and it arrived the next day. | 1.4855 | 0.03750 | 344 | 217 | 87 | 40 |
230 | No, I will not call you 'partysaurus." | 1.4854 | 0.03856 | 342 | 220 | 78 | 44 |
231 | Thirty million years from now this will drive archaeologists crazy. | 1.4854 | 0.03603 | 342 | 209 | 100 | 33 |
232 | So I guess "Don't ask don't tell" is off the table? | 1.4838 | 0.03721 | 339 | 212 | 90 | 37 |
233 | Yeah, it's weird, but it's not the end of the world. | 1.4825 | 0.03603 | 342 | 210 | 99 | 33 |
234 | They told me, ‘innovation or extinction.’ | 1.4825 | 0.03743 | 342 | 216 | 87 | 39 |
235 | Sometimes I think you don’t even WANT to evolve! | 1.4822 | 0.03776 | 338 | 214 | 85 | 39 |
236 | What kid? I didn’t eat any kid. | 1.4822 | 0.03609 | 338 | 207 | 99 | 32 |
237 | The guys think you’re damaging our brand of being terrifying predators, Bob. | 1.4822 | 0.03658 | 338 | 209 | 95 | 34 |
238 | No but it protects me from meteors. | 1.4822 | 0.03682 | 338 | 210 | 93 | 35 |
239 | I no longer care if we go extinct. | 1.4820 | 0.03786 | 334 | 211 | 85 | 38 |
240 | This is how I get my food delivered during the pandemic! I stay still and children try to get the hat. No scavenging. So convenient! | 1.4820 | 0.03665 | 334 | 206 | 95 | 33 |
241 | It's guys like you that make me wish a huge meteor would just smash into the earth. | 1.4807 | 0.03807 | 337 | 215 | 82 | 40 |
242 | Like so many great inventions, this one’s ahead of its time. My guess is by about a billion years. | 1.4807 | 0.03592 | 337 | 206 | 100 | 31 |
243 | Well, it'll definitely confuse the archeologists. | 1.4805 | 0.03697 | 333 | 207 | 92 | 34 |
244 | For a species with no natural predators, you sure fell victim to fashion. | 1.4805 | 0.03841 | 333 | 213 | 80 | 40 |
245 | Being prehistoric doesn’t mean I can’t regress . | 1.4805 | 0.03648 | 333 | 205 | 96 | 32 |
246 | I see you've decided to make the switch from fossil fuels to wind power | 1.4805 | 0.03746 | 333 | 209 | 88 | 36 |
247 | What the heck is a "helicopteraptor"?!? | 1.4787 | 0.03787 | 328 | 207 | 85 | 36 |
248 | This is how you're dealing with climate change? | 1.4787 | 0.03812 | 328 | 208 | 83 | 37 |
249 | My shrink says I’m just going through an epoch. | 1.4787 | 0.03688 | 328 | 203 | 93 | 32 |
250 | Oh, my hat looks crazy, does it? Says the same guy who thinks giant ball of fire is going to end life as we know it | 1.4785 | 0.03729 | 326 | 203 | 90 | 33 |
251 | Just indulge your mother until your birthday is over. | 1.4783 | 0.03814 | 322 | 203 | 84 | 35 |
252 | I'm telling you, Frank. This is the future. | 1.4769 | 0.04007 | 325 | 214 | 67 | 44 |
253 | No Wally, Gator Pride Day was last week. | 1.4769 | 0.03737 | 325 | 203 | 89 | 33 |
254 | I read the same article you did but I don't think that's how evolving into birds works. | 1.4768 | 0.03780 | 323 | 203 | 86 | 34 |
255 | Well that new Trump 2024 hat looks a little bit more on message. | 1.4768 | 0.04073 | 323 | 215 | 62 | 46 |
256 | Okay I'll say it. It doesn't evoke fear. | 1.4765 | 0.03601 | 319 | 193 | 100 | 26 |
257 | Nice try, but fossil fuels are our destiny | 1.4748 | 0.03874 | 318 | 203 | 79 | 36 |
258 | I think dyno-soar is a great name for it. | 1.4748 | 0.03848 | 318 | 202 | 81 | 35 |
259 | We should probably just tell them that we ate their boy. | 1.4744 | 0.03823 | 312 | 196 | 84 | 32 |
260 | I see you ate lunch, without me... | 1.4730 | 0.03875 | 315 | 201 | 79 | 35 |
261 | I wouldn't be caught extinct in that hat. | 1.4730 | 0.03943 | 296 | 187 | 78 | 31 |
262 | And that’s your escape plan to avoid extinction? | 1.4728 | 0.03787 | 313 | 196 | 86 | 31 |
263 | Read the room, Rex. | 1.4728 | 0.03893 | 313 | 200 | 78 | 35 |
264 | Do I look presidential? | 1.4728 | 0.04173 | 313 | 211 | 56 | 46 |
265 | ..And you're saying you can't take it off because your arms are too tiny? | 1.4708 | 0.03966 | 308 | 199 | 73 | 36 |
266 | well...she may now notice you... but not in a good way | 1.4708 | 0.03885 | 308 | 196 | 79 | 33 |
267 | Does this make me look stupid? | 1.4708 | 0.03966 | 308 | 199 | 73 | 36 |
268 | What? Too last era? | 1.4708 | 0.03885 | 308 | 196 | 79 | 33 |
269 | It's not something I'd wear to hunt and kill prey with, but, that's just me. | 1.4702 | 0.03741 | 302 | 186 | 90 | 26 |
270 | This one, or the stetson? | 1.4686 | 0.04095 | 303 | 200 | 64 | 39 |
271 | It draws the eyes up, away from my less flattering areas. | 1.4664 | 0.03835 | 298 | 187 | 83 | 28 |
272 | You're evolving, but not in a good way. | 1.4662 | 0.03824 | 296 | 185 | 84 | 27 |
273 | You don't look cut out for natural selection. | 1.4660 | 0.03902 | 294 | 186 | 79 | 29 |
274 | that's it. we're doomed. | 1.4660 | 0.03872 | 294 | 185 | 81 | 28 |
275 | Personally, I'm not a fan. | 1.4658 | 0.03891 | 292 | 184 | 80 | 28 |
276 | No, I like it, I really do. Just don't get your hopes up about flying. | 1.4658 | 0.03799 | 292 | 181 | 86 | 25 |
277 | All I'm asking is, what's the point if you can't even reach it? | 1.4655 | 0.04060 | 290 | 188 | 69 | 33 |
278 | That will definitely keep everyone 6 feet away. | 1.4655 | 0.03910 | 290 | 183 | 79 | 28 |
279 | Help getting it off? How’d you even get it on? | 1.4655 | 0.03849 | 290 | 181 | 83 | 26 |
280 | I'd love to be there when the archeologists dig up your remains. | 1.4655 | 0.04001 | 290 | 186 | 73 | 31 |
281 | Will you just evolve already? | 1.4655 | 0.03910 | 290 | 183 | 79 | 28 |
282 | How was your first day at Google? | 1.4655 | 0.03910 | 290 | 183 | 79 | 28 |
283 | Is it windy or are you just glad to see me? | 1.4634 | 0.03877 | 287 | 180 | 81 | 26 |
284 | New to campus? | 1.4632 | 0.03896 | 285 | 179 | 80 | 26 |
285 | I think it makes me more approachable | 1.4618 | 0.04062 | 275 | 176 | 71 | 28 |
286 | I’m afraid this is about as far as we’ll get without thumbs. | 1.4615 | 0.03948 | 286 | 182 | 76 | 28 |
287 | Everyone will think you have a brain the size of a walnut. | 1.4615 | 0.03979 | 286 | 183 | 74 | 29 |
288 | Helicoptaur | 1.4615 | 0.03948 | 286 | 182 | 76 | 28 |
289 | Dad, that is sooooooo Triassic period! | 1.4615 | 0.04010 | 286 | 184 | 72 | 30 |
290 | Not sure why, but kids just love it and I love eating them. | 1.4615 | 0.04010 | 286 | 184 | 72 | 30 |
291 | Does this cap make me look endangered? | 1.4612 | 0.04384 | 245 | 159 | 59 | 27 |
292 | No, it doesn’t make you look fat. | 1.4610 | 0.04051 | 282 | 182 | 70 | 30 |
293 | They told me it would spark joy | 1.4588 | 0.05414 | 170 | 113 | 36 | 21 |
294 | Are you running for president? | 1.4588 | 0.04176 | 279 | 184 | 62 | 33 |
295 | The nerd gene appears for the first time. | 1.4588 | 0.04083 | 279 | 181 | 68 | 30 |
296 | What next? Feathers? | 1.4585 | 0.04104 | 277 | 180 | 67 | 30 |
297 | I can't help you, Carl -- my arms won't reach that high, either. | 1.4585 | 0.04007 | 277 | 177 | 73 | 27 |
298 | I know, but all the mammals have one. | 1.4585 | 0.04007 | 277 | 177 | 73 | 27 |
299 | You can’t just say you’re a pterodactyl. | 1.4582 | 0.03894 | 275 | 172 | 80 | 23 |
300 | I'm going to ask you once -- have you been using the time machine again? | 1.4582 | 0.03894 | 275 | 172 | 80 | 23 |
301 | Well, it does hide your bald spot. | 1.4579 | 0.03914 | 273 | 171 | 79 | 23 |
302 | Son, it's time you get in touch with your reptilian brain. | 1.4579 | 0.04148 | 273 | 178 | 65 | 30 |
303 | you ate Bobby, didn't you? | 1.4579 | 0.03914 | 273 | 171 | 79 | 23 |
304 | You're 65 million years old. It's time to grow up. | 1.4562 | 0.04136 | 274 | 179 | 65 | 30 |
305 | So, now you're a party animal? | 1.4562 | 0.04168 | 274 | 180 | 63 | 31 |
306 | I thought I’d have a little fun before becoming extinct | 1.4562 | 0.04005 | 274 | 175 | 73 | 26 |
307 | I don’t care if it does make Hanukkah more fun, Bobby, you look like a putz. Not take the propeller off your yarmulke before the Brontsteins get here or I’m leaving for the tar pits. | 1.4562 | 0.04232 | 274 | 182 | 59 | 33 |
308 | I wouldn't be caught fossilized in that thing. | 1.4559 | 0.04059 | 272 | 175 | 70 | 27 |
309 | Lemme guess, you had lunch at the grade school today. | 1.4556 | 0.04115 | 270 | 175 | 67 | 28 |
310 | The cap made me suspicious, but it's your kid eating grin that gave you away." | 1.4556 | 0.04013 | 270 | 172 | 73 | 25 |
311 | This is going to mess with carbon dating. | 1.4556 | 0.04311 | 270 | 181 | 55 | 34 |
312 | I tried to tell you, letting humans domesticate you will just lead to humiliation. | 1.4556 | 0.04246 | 270 | 179 | 59 | 32 |
313 | I'm trying to appeal to a younger 'dino'graphic. | 1.4556 | 0.04115 | 270 | 175 | 67 | 28 |
314 | Trump 2024 fan gear | 1.4556 | 0.04246 | 270 | 179 | 59 | 32 |
315 | Rexxie! I think you've invented Color! And Fashion! And maybe, just maybe, Air Travel!! | 1.4535 | 0.04158 | 269 | 176 | 64 | 29 |
316 | Did you get me a t-shirt? | 1.4528 | 0.04371 | 265 | 179 | 52 | 34 |
317 | Why do you always have to make a jurassic of yourself? | 1.4525 | 0.04494 | 263 | 181 | 45 | 37 |
318 | It was worth the aftertaste. | 1.4525 | 0.04262 | 263 | 174 | 59 | 30 |
319 | I don't know, maybe my tastes have evolved. | 1.4508 | 0.04041 | 264 | 169 | 71 | 24 |
320 | Is the brachiosaurus messing with you again, Al? | 1.4508 | 0.04181 | 264 | 173 | 63 | 28 |
321 | It makes you look like a 3 billion year-old child. | 1.4504 | 0.04169 | 262 | 171 | 64 | 27 |
322 | Might as well go out in style. | 1.4504 | 0.04062 | 262 | 168 | 70 | 24 |
323 | If meteors don't get us, stupidity surely will. | 1.4504 | 0.04341 | 262 | 176 | 54 | 32 |
324 | I’d say that’s a little incriminating. | 1.4504 | 0.04098 | 262 | 169 | 68 | 25 |
325 | «I can see what you've had for breakfast today.» | 1.4504 | 0.04062 | 262 | 168 | 70 | 24 |
326 | I have seen the future, and it isn’t us... | 1.4496 | 0.03995 | 258 | 163 | 74 | 21 |
327 | It's powered by fossil fuel. | 1.4471 | 0.04178 | 255 | 166 | 64 | 25 |
328 | It’s not that I don’t like it, I just think it’s a bit of a reach for you. | 1.4471 | 0.04358 | 255 | 171 | 54 | 30 |
329 | You are sixty-five million years old Elias. It's time to start acting your age. | 1.4466 | 0.04201 | 253 | 165 | 63 | 25 |
330 | That hat? With those arms? | 1.4466 | 0.03931 | 253 | 158 | 77 | 18 |
331 | If it stops on red you have to kiss me. | 1.4466 | 0.04126 | 253 | 163 | 67 | 23 |
332 | After you eat someone, wearing their hat is just tacky | 1.4466 | 0.04126 | 253 | 163 | 67 | 23 |
333 | I wouldn't want to be caught dead in that thing. | 1.4466 | 0.04088 | 253 | 162 | 69 | 22 |
334 | Real funny. First you steal my hat. Then you put it somewhere in plain sight that I can’t reach. | 1.4466 | 0.04275 | 253 | 167 | 59 | 27 |
335 | Are you wearing that to the extinction event? | 1.4466 | 0.04088 | 253 | 162 | 69 | 22 |
336 | It does make you look younger. | 1.4458 | 0.04325 | 249 | 165 | 57 | 27 |
337 | It was a doomsday impulse buy. | 1.4458 | 0.03974 | 249 | 156 | 75 | 18 |
338 | OK, but you know we can't see colors. | 1.4444 | 0.04212 | 252 | 165 | 62 | 25 |
339 | All I want to know is how you got that on your head. | 1.4444 | 0.04323 | 252 | 168 | 56 | 28 |
340 | Sorry. Despite your colorful male display I'm still not interested. | 1.4440 | 0.04236 | 250 | 164 | 61 | 25 |
341 | Imagine if you were fossilized right now. Would you want to be wearing that thing on your head for 65 million years? | 1.4440 | 0.04311 | 250 | 166 | 57 | 27 |
342 | They were giving them away at a mall I stomped. | 1.4440 | 0.04274 | 250 | 165 | 59 | 26 |
343 | When they dig you up thousands of years from now, do you really want to be known as the dorkasaurus? | 1.4440 | 0.04385 | 250 | 168 | 53 | 29 |
344 | Mine came with a prize. | 1.4440 | 0.04198 | 250 | 163 | 63 | 24 |
345 | They're looking for a lost boy. No chance you came across him is there? | 1.4440 | 0.04349 | 250 | 167 | 55 | 28 |
346 | Dad- we only have one chance to make a final impression. | 1.4440 | 0.04160 | 250 | 162 | 65 | 23 |
347 | I said it’s about time we ‘evolve’, not ‘revolve’. | 1.4440 | 0.04082 | 250 | 160 | 69 | 21 |
348 | It came with the meal. | 1.4440 | 0.04121 | 250 | 161 | 67 | 22 |
349 | It must be from something you ate. | 1.4431 | 0.04247 | 246 | 161 | 61 | 24 |
350 | Cecil! You ate Beany?!? | 1.4431 | 0.04438 | 246 | 166 | 51 | 29 |
351 | You'll still scare them away. | 1.4431 | 0.04247 | 246 | 161 | 61 | 24 |
352 | That looks so Cretaceous Period. | 1.4431 | 0.04286 | 246 | 162 | 59 | 25 |
353 | This is what evolution looks like. | 1.4421 | 0.04376 | 242 | 161 | 55 | 26 |
354 | Dude, those things attracts asteriods!! | 1.4408 | 0.04412 | 245 | 165 | 52 | 28 |
355 | They're still going to confuse us for crocodiles. | 1.4403 | 0.04121 | 243 | 156 | 67 | 20 |
356 | I've joined an ultra liberal Synagogue | 1.4403 | 0.04439 | 243 | 164 | 51 | 28 |
357 | We evolve into birds. I'm giving evolution a little push. | 1.4403 | 0.04553 | 243 | 167 | 45 | 31 |
358 | Let's party like it's the end of the Cretaceous period. | 1.4403 | 0.04080 | 243 | 155 | 69 | 19 |
359 | I decided to step it up this mating season | 1.4403 | 0.04401 | 243 | 163 | 53 | 27 |
360 | Come on, it's not like a meteor is going to hit me while I'm wearing it... | 1.4403 | 0.04323 | 243 | 161 | 57 | 25 |
361 | It’s was my partying gift from the greatest administration, the best, most awesomest, no other administration ever came close | 1.4403 | 0.04553 | 243 | 167 | 45 | 31 |
362 | It was either these or a pair of crocs. | 1.4393 | 0.04335 | 239 | 158 | 57 | 24 |
363 | Adapt or die, dude. | 1.4393 | 0.04294 | 239 | 157 | 59 | 23 |
364 | That’s not evolution, it’s just a mistake. | 1.4393 | 0.04169 | 239 | 154 | 65 | 20 |
365 | I would take it off, but my arms won't reach | 1.4393 | 0.04294 | 239 | 157 | 59 | 23 |
366 | Dude, trust me...it TOTALLY takes the focus off of your nose! | 1.4393 | 0.04294 | 239 | 157 | 59 | 23 |
367 | Something tells me evolution is going to leave you out. | 1.4393 | 0.04335 | 239 | 158 | 57 | 24 |
368 | I’d rather be extinct than caught wearing one of those. | 1.4393 | 0.04415 | 239 | 160 | 53 | 26 |
369 | I know it looks ridiculous, but my only other choice was a MAGA hat. | 1.4393 | 0.04455 | 239 | 161 | 51 | 27 |
370 | Worst part is I can't take it off because my arms are too short | 1.4393 | 0.04253 | 239 | 156 | 61 | 22 |
371 | And now, how are you gonna take it off? | 1.4393 | 0.04211 | 239 | 155 | 63 | 21 |
372 | Actually, I think we fly by evolving into birds. | 1.4388 | 0.04361 | 237 | 157 | 56 | 24 |
373 | You made HOW MUCH doing a kid's birthday party? | 1.4362 | 0.04201 | 243 | 159 | 62 | 22 |
374 | Extinction may be justified. | 1.4359 | 0.04315 | 234 | 154 | 58 | 22 |
375 | You invented color? | 1.4359 | 0.04315 | 234 | 154 | 58 | 22 |
376 | It'll never get off the ground. | 1.4359 | 0.04142 | 234 | 150 | 66 | 18 |
377 | I'm more interested in HOW your put that on? | 1.4359 | 0.04230 | 234 | 152 | 62 | 20 |
378 | I'd never eat those kids, why would you even ask? | 1.4359 | 0.04230 | 234 | 152 | 62 | 20 |
379 | We’re all bald, you don’t need to hide it, Gary. | 1.4353 | 0.04385 | 232 | 154 | 55 | 23 |
380 | It’s just not dignified enough to wear to a mass extinction. | 1.4348 | 0.04369 | 230 | 152 | 56 | 22 |
381 | OK, now I can find you in a crowd. | 1.4348 | 0.04369 | 230 | 152 | 56 | 22 |
382 | I panic-bought it. | 1.4348 | 0.04281 | 230 | 150 | 60 | 20 |
383 | Please Dad! I really don't need a helicopter parent! | 1.4323 | 0.04248 | 229 | 149 | 61 | 19 |
384 | Jurassic Park wasn't as fun as I thought it would be. | 1.4323 | 0.04424 | 229 | 153 | 53 | 23 |
385 | It’s not just about the “likes” Phil, it’s about having self respect. | 1.4323 | 0.04248 | 229 | 149 | 61 | 19 |
386 | Does this hat make me look prehistoric? | 1.4323 | 0.04292 | 229 | 150 | 59 | 20 |
387 | That makes me wish I could see colors. | 1.4317 | 0.04452 | 227 | 152 | 52 | 23 |
388 | Dunno, something about "Making America Kind Again"! | 1.4317 | 0.04582 | 227 | 155 | 46 | 26 |
389 | Oh my god!! You've invented.... CUTE! | 1.4317 | 0.04273 | 227 | 148 | 60 | 19 |
390 | I guess I ask, because, well, we’re concerned. | 1.4317 | 0.04408 | 227 | 151 | 54 | 22 |
391 | Be honest with me. Does this make me look fat? | 1.4317 | 0.04408 | 227 | 151 | 54 | 22 |
392 | we're using drones now, where have you been? | 1.4317 | 0.04408 | 227 | 151 | 54 | 22 |
393 | That is so 65,000,000 years ago. | 1.4317 | 0.04408 | 227 | 151 | 54 | 22 |
394 | Well I think it's cute. If anyone else laughs, eat them. | 1.4317 | 0.04273 | 227 | 148 | 60 | 19 |
395 | Came with my happy meal. That baby was happy, before I ate him. | 1.4317 | 0.04228 | 227 | 147 | 62 | 18 |
396 | Maybe we deserve to go extinct. | 1.4317 | 0.04582 | 227 | 155 | 46 | 26 |
397 | I think there’s a reason it was in the Lost and Found bin. | 1.4317 | 0.04039 | 227 | 143 | 70 | 14 |
398 | Finally, a way for me find you in a crowd when we get separated at the tar pits. | 1.4305 | 0.04037 | 223 | 140 | 70 | 13 |
399 | You'd be surprised how many times the use of whimsy and an endearing appearance has saved my ass. | 1.4305 | 0.04464 | 223 | 149 | 52 | 22 |
400 | Every morning before I get dressed, I think to myself: "How will this look as a fossil?" | 1.4305 | 0.04509 | 223 | 150 | 50 | 23 |
401 | Take that ridiculous thing off, Brian. You're 70 million years old. | 1.4305 | 0.04184 | 223 | 143 | 64 | 16 |
402 | I think it makes me look more like a fun guy | 1.4305 | 0.04232 | 223 | 144 | 62 | 17 |
403 | No wonder we became extinct. | 1.4305 | 0.04509 | 223 | 150 | 50 | 23 |
404 | Mid Jurassic period life crisis Paul? | 1.4305 | 0.04373 | 223 | 147 | 56 | 20 |
405 | So I figured, with the asteroid coming and everything, why not try out a new look? | 1.4286 | 0.04122 | 224 | 143 | 66 | 15 |
406 | I don't know how you got it on, but I'd like to watch you try to take it off. | 1.4286 | 0.04403 | 224 | 149 | 54 | 21 |
407 | I see where you’re going with this, but I still think we’re destined for fossil fuel. | 1.4286 | 0.04312 | 224 | 147 | 58 | 19 |
408 | The pterodactyls put it there and they know I can't reach it. You've got to help me, Rex. | 1.4286 | 0.04493 | 224 | 151 | 50 | 23 |
409 | If you don’t stay relevant, you’re extinct. | 1.4279 | 0.04291 | 222 | 145 | 59 | 18 |
410 | Even now, that’s really outdated | 1.4279 | 0.04146 | 222 | 142 | 65 | 15 |
411 | I figured we might as well go out in style. | 1.4279 | 0.04146 | 222 | 142 | 65 | 15 |
412 | No, it doesn’t allow me to fly, but it does help me stand erect.” | 1.4279 | 0.04146 | 222 | 142 | 65 | 15 |
413 | T. Rex is going to eat you alive. | 1.4279 | 0.04291 | 222 | 145 | 59 | 18 |
414 | And that's what you are wearing to meet my parents? | 1.4279 | 0.04291 | 222 | 145 | 59 | 18 |
415 | I mean it does make you look a little cartoonish... but I think in this situation it works. | 1.4279 | 0.04656 | 222 | 153 | 43 | 26 |
416 | Do you always have to put your own spin on everything? | 1.4273 | 0.04270 | 220 | 143 | 60 | 17 |
417 | I'm not sure I'd call that progress. | 1.4273 | 0.04270 | 220 | 143 | 60 | 17 |
418 | What an innovation! That'll show those smart-ass mammals. | 1.4259 | 0.04324 | 216 | 141 | 58 | 17 |
419 | Baby steps, Rufus. We just learned to walk on land. | 1.4259 | 0.04223 | 216 | 139 | 62 | 15 |
420 | You seem qualified to run for President. | 1.4259 | 0.04566 | 216 | 146 | 48 | 22 |
421 | Now THERE's a look that should go extinct! | 1.4259 | 0.04373 | 216 | 142 | 56 | 18 |
422 | Life's too short to not take fashion risks. | 1.4259 | 0.04373 | 216 | 142 | 56 | 18 |
423 | I have to be honest, Ted. The colors really wash you out. | 1.4259 | 0.04518 | 216 | 145 | 50 | 21 |
424 | So you believe the geeks will inherit the Earth? | 1.4259 | 0.04422 | 216 | 143 | 54 | 19 |
425 | We can see in color now? | 1.4259 | 0.04274 | 216 | 140 | 60 | 16 |
426 | Face it, if we were meant to fly, we would have grown wings. | 1.4259 | 0.04518 | 216 | 145 | 50 | 21 |
427 | It was delicious and came with this toy surprise! | 1.4259 | 0.04422 | 216 | 143 | 54 | 19 |
428 | This is bad, Frank. Your volcano detector is spinning, | 1.4259 | 0.04422 | 216 | 143 | 54 | 19 |
429 | So, how did he taste? | 1.4252 | 0.04596 | 214 | 145 | 47 | 22 |
430 | No! A mask is still required! | 1.4252 | 0.04548 | 214 | 144 | 49 | 21 |
431 | I suspect you know something about the disappearance of Timmy. | 1.4252 | 0.04548 | 214 | 144 | 49 | 21 |
432 | Our synagogue is hoping to attract younger members | 1.4252 | 0.04596 | 214 | 145 | 47 | 22 |
433 | You're right, it does make you look younger! | 1.4252 | 0.04401 | 214 | 141 | 55 | 18 |
434 | How do you plan on spinning it? | 1.4252 | 0.04644 | 214 | 146 | 45 | 23 |
435 | Let me guess. It's the end of the world as we know it, and you feel fine. | 1.4252 | 0.04401 | 214 | 141 | 55 | 18 |
436 | Yes, Donald, it really is time for you to go. | 1.4252 | 0.04644 | 214 | 146 | 45 | 23 |
437 | It's not that you don't look younger. It's just that you look stupider. | 1.4233 | 0.04336 | 215 | 141 | 57 | 17 |
438 | Sorry Paul, I don't think I can reach it either. | 1.4233 | 0.04385 | 215 | 142 | 55 | 18 |
439 | Yeah, that’s what I hate about ordering on line, it never looks as good as the photo. | 1.4233 | 0.04483 | 215 | 144 | 51 | 20 |
440 | Asteroid, schmasteroid...I'm gonna have fun... | 1.4225 | 0.04414 | 213 | 141 | 54 | 18 |
441 | The asteroid is coming and you only grabbed one propeller hat? | 1.4218 | 0.04392 | 211 | 139 | 55 | 17 |
442 | It does add a nice bit of color, but the rest of us have decided to evolve wings. | 1.4218 | 0.04642 | 211 | 144 | 45 | 22 |
443 | Evolution isn't that easy, man. | 1.4218 | 0.04392 | 211 | 139 | 55 | 17 |
444 | It does make you look fat. | 1.4218 | 0.04832 | 211 | 148 | 37 | 26 |
445 | You should get one too. Apparently they don't shoot or eat animals that they think are cute. | 1.4218 | 0.04443 | 211 | 140 | 53 | 18 |
446 | Wallace, I trust you to tell me if this looks ridiculous. | 1.4218 | 0.04340 | 211 | 138 | 57 | 16 |
447 | Is this really how you want to be remembered 65 millions years from now? | 1.4218 | 0.04493 | 211 | 141 | 51 | 19 |
448 | It’s a little dated, but then again, we are dinosaurs. | 1.4211 | 0.04315 | 209 | 136 | 58 | 15 |
449 | Someday this will run on Fossil Fuel. | 1.4211 | 0.04624 | 209 | 142 | 46 | 21 |
450 | The extinction rumors are true. Everything will be gone soon. Everything except for your stupid plastic hat. | 1.4211 | 0.04624 | 209 | 142 | 46 | 21 |
451 | Yes, it looks ridiculous. But I'm impressed that you were able to even put it on. | 1.4203 | 0.04502 | 207 | 138 | 51 | 18 |
452 | Pledging a fraternity? | 1.4203 | 0.04502 | 207 | 138 | 51 | 18 |
453 | You traded our asteroid-proof shelter for that stupid hat!? | 1.4183 | 0.04737 | 208 | 144 | 41 | 23 |
454 | Well, it does convey a sense of joie de vivre. | 1.4175 | 0.04515 | 206 | 138 | 50 | 18 |
455 | Worst...disguise...ever... | 1.4175 | 0.04670 | 206 | 141 | 44 | 21 |
456 | Great. We've officially entered the Jerkrasic Period. | 1.4175 | 0.04619 | 206 | 140 | 46 | 20 |
457 | I hope the rest of him had better taste. | 1.4175 | 0.04515 | 206 | 138 | 50 | 18 |
458 | I traded my MAGA hat. | 1.4175 | 0.04820 | 206 | 144 | 38 | 24 |
459 | Excuse me, have you seen a little boy around here? | 1.4175 | 0.04670 | 206 | 141 | 44 | 21 |
460 | Explain it to me one more time HOW did you get it to start spinning | 1.4175 | 0.04515 | 206 | 138 | 50 | 18 |
461 | I don’t know, some kid in a DeLorean gave it to me. | 1.4175 | 0.04409 | 206 | 136 | 54 | 16 |
462 | Wait... did you say this look is going extinct, or that we are? | 1.4175 | 0.04463 | 206 | 137 | 52 | 17 |
463 | It’s cute ... but it’ll never fly! | 1.4167 | 0.04546 | 204 | 137 | 49 | 18 |
464 | Well, it looks better than your MAGA hat. | 1.4167 | 0.04703 | 204 | 140 | 43 | 21 |
465 | So we should party like there’s no tomorrow? | 1.4167 | 0.04546 | 204 | 137 | 49 | 18 |
466 | Off? How'd you get it on | 1.4167 | 0.04546 | 204 | 137 | 49 | 18 |
467 | No, I still don’t think the pterodactyls are going to accept you, Jim. | 1.4158 | 0.04357 | 202 | 132 | 56 | 14 |
468 | It makes you look like a Jur-Ass. | 1.4150 | 0.04663 | 200 | 136 | 45 | 19 |
469 | I say re-gift it. | 1.4150 | 0.04443 | 200 | 132 | 53 | 15 |
470 | Honestly it's just not the way I expected you to evolve when we met. | 1.4150 | 0.04443 | 200 | 132 | 53 | 15 |
471 | Somehow this is the least confusing thing I've seen all year | 1.4141 | 0.04586 | 198 | 133 | 48 | 17 |
472 | So you naturally selected this? | 1.4141 | 0.04473 | 198 | 131 | 52 | 15 |
473 | Though the asteroid is often blamed, Cretaceous males' astounding lack of sex appeal also may have contributed to the dinosaurs' ultimate extinction. | 1.4141 | 0.04697 | 198 | 135 | 44 | 19 |
474 | Who did you have to eat to get that one? | 1.4141 | 0.04357 | 198 | 129 | 56 | 13 |
475 | What meteorite? So you're basically saying that the party is canceled? | 1.4141 | 0.04642 | 198 | 134 | 46 | 18 |
476 | Well it's better than the toupee. | 1.4129 | 0.04591 | 201 | 136 | 47 | 18 |
477 | It makes your brain look even smaller. | 1.4129 | 0.04591 | 201 | 136 | 47 | 18 |
478 | Don't give me a hard time. It's the only thing I have ever won. | 1.4129 | 0.04425 | 201 | 133 | 53 | 15 |
479 | Silly, yes. But the rest of him was delicious. | 1.4129 | 0.04481 | 201 | 134 | 51 | 16 |
480 | NO! I am not going to spin it again for you. | 1.4129 | 0.04425 | 201 | 133 | 53 | 15 |
481 | I don’t really see us having a future together. | 1.4129 | 0.04425 | 201 | 133 | 53 | 15 |
482 | That will definitely confuse the paleontologists. | 1.4129 | 0.04425 | 201 | 133 | 53 | 15 |
483 | Cool, now flap your arms. | 1.4124 | 0.04535 | 194 | 129 | 50 | 15 |
484 | Is it wind, solar or a hybrid? | 1.4121 | 0.04623 | 199 | 135 | 46 | 18 |
485 | It proclaims to the world that though I'm a fearsome killing machine, I have the endearing heart of a little rascal. | 1.4121 | 0.04732 | 199 | 137 | 42 | 20 |
486 | Is that the prize that came on top of your kids meal? | 1.4121 | 0.04568 | 199 | 137 | 45 | 17 |
487 | I got this in the Museum Store of the Last Extinction. It was on the shelf with the MAGA hats. | 1.4121 | 0.04678 | 199 | 136 | 44 | 19 |
488 | Flying is not as easy as I thought | 1.4121 | 0.04785 | 199 | 138 | 40 | 21 |
489 | No, I don't think my arms are long enough to reach it either. | 1.4121 | 0.04512 | 199 | 133 | 50 | 16 |
490 | Oh yeah, no, that hat totally makes your arms look longer. | 1.4112 | 0.04600 | 197 | 133 | 47 | 17 |
491 | You know that attracts asteroids. | 1.4112 | 0.04820 | 197 | 137 | 39 | 21 |
492 | I didn't evolve, I matriculated | 1.4112 | 0.04711 | 197 | 135 | 43 | 19 |
493 | Has Darwin heard about this? | 1.4112 | 0.04600 | 197 | 133 | 47 | 17 |
494 | Join the Team, we're testing this for the president's new Space Force! | 1.4112 | 0.04711 | 197 | 135 | 43 | 19 |
495 | This clinging to youth is getting ridiculous. Face it, you're a dinosaur. | 1.4112 | 0.04309 | 197 | 128 | 57 | 12 |
496 | No, I’m not planning on running for president. Why do you ask? | 1.4112 | 0.04711 | 197 | 135 | 43 | 19 |
497 | If I could take it off I would. But the arms... | 1.4112 | 0.04656 | 197 | 134 | 45 | 18 |
498 | Welcome to Juradumbassic Park. | 1.4103 | 0.04963 | 195 | 138 | 34 | 23 |
499 | If we're going extinct, I'm going out in style. | 1.4103 | 0.04517 | 195 | 130 | 50 | 15 |
500 | Explain how that hat works better than a mask again... | 1.4103 | 0.04801 | 195 | 135 | 40 | 20 |
501 | Ever since last night my head won't stop spinning. | 1.4093 | 0.04548 | 193 | 129 | 49 | 15 |
502 | Yes, Phil, it does make you look younger. | 1.4093 | 0.04489 | 193 | 128 | 51 | 14 |
503 | Of course you look stupid. | 1.4093 | 0.05054 | 193 | 138 | 31 | 24 |
504 | I like it, but it will change the narrative. | 1.4093 | 0.04723 | 193 | 132 | 43 | 18 |
505 | Does this hat make me look herbivorous? | 1.4084 | 0.04640 | 191 | 129 | 46 | 16 |
506 | Cold blooded, but I can still party. | 1.4084 | 0.04699 | 191 | 130 | 44 | 17 |
507 | There is a fine line between goofy and whimsical. | 1.4084 | 0.04815 | 191 | 132 | 40 | 19 |
508 | What part of ‘we’re in the zoo not the circus’ don’t you understand? | 1.4084 | 0.04815 | 191 | 132 | 40 | 19 |
509 | I’m going for a sort of “not trying to eat you” kinda vibe. | 1.4084 | 0.04815 | 191 | 132 | 40 | 19 |
510 | Brian, I’m begging you. Please just sign the divorce papers. | 1.4084 | 0.04758 | 191 | 131 | 42 | 18 |
511 | Yeah, I suppose that it might help you catch prey...if they fall over dead with laughter. | 1.4072 | 0.04588 | 194 | 131 | 47 | 16 |
512 | I’m gonna be honest Dave, I hope you kept the receipt | 1.4072 | 0.04471 | 194 | 129 | 51 | 14 |
513 | Evolve or die, Stanley. | 1.4053 | 0.04280 | 190 | 123 | 57 | 10 |
514 | I feel light-headed | 1.4053 | 0.05001 | 190 | 135 | 33 | 22 |
515 | I thought it would bring some levity to the current climate. | 1.4053 | 0.04773 | 190 | 131 | 41 | 18 |
516 | I wouldn't be seen extinct with this on | 1.4053 | 0.04471 | 190 | 126 | 51 | 13 |
517 | It's the hat, isn't it? It's too much | 1.4053 | 0.04654 | 190 | 129 | 45 | 16 |
518 | Where on earth did you get that hat? | 1.4043 | 0.04867 | 188 | 131 | 38 | 19 |
519 | At least it's not a MAGA hat. | 1.4043 | 0.04688 | 188 | 128 | 44 | 16 |
520 | So that's evolution? | 1.4043 | 0.04565 | 188 | 126 | 48 | 14 |
521 | I don’t think that counts as evolution | 1.4043 | 0.04808 | 188 | 130 | 40 | 18 |
522 | Fly like a bird? Never in a million years! | 1.4043 | 0.04808 | 188 | 130 | 40 | 18 |
523 | Do you really want to be known as “that guy” for the next million years? | 1.4043 | 0.04688 | 188 | 128 | 44 | 16 |
524 | I know, but it helps me to stay erect. | 1.4043 | 0.04749 | 188 | 129 | 42 | 17 |
525 | I'm still not attracted to you, no matter how you spin it. | 1.4043 | 0.04627 | 188 | 127 | 46 | 15 |
526 | And you're sure that if enough of us wear them, the lava will go the other way? | 1.4043 | 0.04503 | 188 | 125 | 50 | 13 |
527 | I have so many questions about that thing, Louis. For starters, how did you get it up there? | 1.4043 | 0.04439 | 188 | 124 | 52 | 12 |
528 | Not in a million years! | 1.4043 | 0.04565 | 188 | 126 | 48 | 14 |
529 | I found this ancient human artifact, and the spinner still works! | 1.4043 | 0.04808 | 188 | 130 | 40 | 18 |
530 | Looking good, but you're still no pterodactyl. | 1.4043 | 0.04749 | 188 | 129 | 42 | 17 |
531 | Goop says it can ward off the negative energy that attracts meteors. | 1.4043 | 0.04925 | 188 | 132 | 36 | 20 |
532 | If that's your best courtship display, we're going extinct | 1.4032 | 0.04784 | 186 | 128 | 41 | 17 |
533 | I understand that you identify as avian. | 1.4022 | 0.04696 | 184 | 125 | 44 | 15 |
534 | In all honesty, I think you've just set evolution back 10 million years. | 1.4022 | 0.04758 | 184 | 126 | 42 | 16 |
535 | I'll grant that it's stylish, but this doesn't make you a pterodactyl. | 1.4022 | 0.04502 | 184 | 122 | 50 | 12 |
536 | I’m pretty sure pterodactyls have wings. | 1.4022 | 0.04435 | 184 | 121 | 52 | 11 |
537 | They only had one. | 1.4022 | 0.04820 | 184 | 127 | 40 | 17 |
538 | YOLO? Com'on, man! Next thing you'll claim is a big rock will come from the sky and wipe us all out | 1.4022 | 0.04632 | 184 | 124 | 46 | 14 |
539 | Just because it's the end of the world doesn't mean I can't have some fun, Roger. | 1.4022 | 0.04942 | 184 | 129 | 36 | 19 |
540 | But you don't understand, I'm wearing it ironically. | 1.4022 | 0.04632 | 184 | 124 | 46 | 14 |
541 | I think it is way off brand. | 1.4022 | 0.04696 | 184 | 125 | 44 | 15 |
542 | The “Mythical Toyrannosaurus Rex” | 1.4022 | 0.04882 | 184 | 128 | 38 | 18 |
543 | No, the word is "evolved" not "revolved." | 1.4022 | 0.04632 | 184 | 124 | 46 | 14 |
544 | Tell me the truth. Does this hat make me look extinct? | 1.4022 | 0.04502 | 184 | 122 | 50 | 12 |
545 | Just promise you'll take it off before you petrify. | 1.4022 | 0.04696 | 184 | 125 | 44 | 15 |
546 | How did you even get it up there? | 1.4022 | 0.04632 | 184 | 124 | 46 | 14 |
547 | I plan to start this bad boy up when the meteors hit. | 1.4022 | 0.04696 | 184 | 125 | 44 | 15 |
548 | I didn't know what to wear to an exctinction party. | 1.4022 | 0.04632 | 184 | 124 | 46 | 14 |
549 | Ironic yet Neolithic. | 1.4022 | 0.04632 | 184 | 124 | 46 | 14 |
550 | 2020 made me wear this. | 1.4022 | 0.04632 | 184 | 124 | 46 | 14 |
551 | I heard Trump saying this hat would prevent COVID19 | 1.4022 | 0.05119 | 184 | 132 | 30 | 22 |
552 | Does it make me look fat ? | 1.4022 | 0.04696 | 184 | 125 | 44 | 15 |
553 | I think it’s ahead of its time. | 1.4011 | 0.04857 | 182 | 126 | 39 | 17 |
554 | I’d say southwesterly, maybe 10-15 knots? | 1.4011 | 0.04794 | 182 | 125 | 41 | 16 |
555 | Dress for the job you want! | 1.3989 | 0.04897 | 183 | 128 | 37 | 18 |
556 | Each snack comes with a little prize. | 1.3989 | 0.04581 | 183 | 123 | 47 | 13 |
557 | Well, at least it's better than a MAGA cap! | 1.3966 | 0.05037 | 179 | 127 | 33 | 19 |
558 | Can't wait to see how the paleontologist explains this | 1.3966 | 0.04846 | 179 | 124 | 39 | 16 |
559 | Never give up,Freddy. Look at the Wright brothers. | 1.3966 | 0.04648 | 179 | 121 | 45 | 13 |
560 | It was on sale | 1.3966 | 0.04911 | 179 | 125 | 37 | 17 |
561 | It's not dumb. It's science. I figure if I can fly, I'll evolve into a bird eventually. | 1.3966 | 0.04715 | 179 | 122 | 43 | 14 |
562 | Gramps, it's not the Triassic anymore. | 1.3966 | 0.04715 | 179 | 122 | 43 | 14 |
563 | Wait... Something's different... | 1.3966 | 0.04781 | 179 | 123 | 41 | 15 |
564 | It's primitive, but I think it has possibilities. | 1.3966 | 0.04370 | 179 | 117 | 53 | 9 |
565 | THIS is your strategy when the meteor strikes? | 1.3966 | 0.04911 | 179 | 125 | 37 | 17 |
566 | Sorry dude. I can't reach it either. | 1.3966 | 0.05160 | 179 | 129 | 29 | 21 |
567 | I know you like it, but I don't think it will ever be in style- not in a million years. | 1.3966 | 0.04715 | 179 | 122 | 43 | 14 |
568 | So Paul, how are you handling the divorce? | 1.3966 | 0.04781 | 179 | 123 | 41 | 15 |
569 | I’m just not sure you can be fun AND ferocious. | 1.3966 | 0.04846 | 179 | 124 | 39 | 16 |
570 | What? They said dress like there’s no tomorrow. | 1.3966 | 0.04846 | 179 | 124 | 39 | 16 |
571 | Forget it, Carl. Rocks will literally fall out of the sky before that look is EVER cool. | 1.3943 | 0.04577 | 175 | 117 | 47 | 11 |
572 | Crazy Hat Day was yesterday, Bob | 1.3943 | 0.04577 | 175 | 117 | 47 | 11 |
573 | I got it from Dan Quayle, who is now considered a dinosaur. | 1.3943 | 0.04856 | 175 | 121 | 39 | 15 |
574 | What matters is if it makes you FEEL more approachable. | 1.3943 | 0.04718 | 175 | 119 | 43 | 13 |
575 | The paleontologists will go nuts when they find you with that. | 1.3943 | 0.04718 | 175 | 119 | 43 | 13 |
576 | But did he taste like a nerd? | 1.3943 | 0.04788 | 175 | 120 | 41 | 14 |
577 | When the history of our extinction is written, let it NOT be said that we didn't know how to have fun. | 1.3943 | 0.04923 | 175 | 122 | 37 | 16 |
578 | You know what? It does make your arms look longer. | 1.3943 | 0.04577 | 175 | 117 | 47 | 11 |
579 | This is supposed to save us from extinction? | 1.3943 | 0.04577 | 175 | 117 | 47 | 11 |
580 | Three generations of that prank, and we never grow arms long enough to take it off. | 1.3943 | 0.04648 | 175 | 118 | 45 | 12 |
581 | It'll never catch on, Bernie, not in a million years. Sixty-six million, maybe. | 1.3931 | 0.04825 | 173 | 119 | 40 | 14 |
582 | If that's the new look we're doomed. | 1.3931 | 0.04755 | 173 | 118 | 42 | 13 |
583 | I had to. Amazon said there was only one left. | 1.3931 | 0.04755 | 173 | 118 | 42 | 13 |
584 | No, it looks great! I'm just trying to figure out how you managed to put it on. | 1.3931 | 0.04611 | 173 | 116 | 46 | 11 |
585 | It doesn’t scream “carnivore.” | 1.3931 | 0.04825 | 173 | 119 | 40 | 14 |
586 | Going to a Trump rally? | 1.3931 | 0.05161 | 173 | 124 | 30 | 19 |
587 | Dino soar. | 1.3931 | 0.05096 | 173 | 123 | 32 | 18 |
588 | To be honest, it makes your arms look short. | 1.3931 | 0.04611 | 173 | 116 | 46 | 11 |
589 | You're going to make one hell of a controversial fossil. | 1.3931 | 0.05030 | 173 | 122 | 34 | 17 |
590 | Did he taste funny? | 1.3931 | 0.04611 | 173 | 116 | 46 | 11 |
591 | Yeah, I hate it too, but I can't get it off | 1.3931 | 0.04894 | 173 | 120 | 38 | 15 |
592 | That's so pleistocene. | 1.3931 | 0.04825 | 173 | 119 | 40 | 14 |
593 | I know, I know. But my arms don't reach. | 1.3931 | 0.05030 | 173 | 122 | 34 | 17 |
594 | It was the only part of him that was indigestible. | 1.3931 | 0.05096 | 173 | 123 | 32 | 18 |
595 | I'm trying to decide whether to ask why you're wearing that, or how you got it on. | 1.3931 | 0.04962 | 173 | 121 | 36 | 16 |
596 | Look, we only have a few million years left as the dominant species on the planet. Can we just get through this without embarrassing ourselves? | 1.3931 | 0.04538 | 173 | 115 | 48 | 10 |
597 | Our ancestors used to fly. | 1.3931 | 0.05161 | 173 | 124 | 30 | 19 |
598 | This so-called "boy from the future"...why did you eat him? | 1.3931 | 0.04894 | 173 | 120 | 38 | 15 |
599 | They’re gonna know you ate him” | 1.3931 | 0.04825 | 173 | 119 | 40 | 14 |
600 | Not even if you were the last dinosaur on Earth. | 1.3931 | 0.04755 | 173 | 118 | 42 | 13 |
601 | And you wonder why we are going extinct. | 1.3931 | 0.04684 | 173 | 117 | 44 | 12 |
602 | I survived for 80 million years and all I got was this hat. | 1.3931 | 0.04755 | 173 | 118 | 42 | 13 |
603 | I know, I know! Don't you think I'm trying to get it off?! | 1.3931 | 0.05096 | 173 | 123 | 32 | 18 |
604 | Very funny, now get it off me | 1.3931 | 0.04894 | 173 | 120 | 38 | 15 |
605 | And you really think, eventually you'll evolve into a bird? | 1.3918 | 0.05003 | 171 | 120 | 35 | 16 |
606 | Playing a prank on the paleontologists?" | 1.3918 | 0.04863 | 171 | 118 | 39 | 14 |
607 | What's your estimated time of departure? | 1.3918 | 0.04792 | 171 | 117 | 41 | 13 |
608 | It'll never catch on in a million years. | 1.3918 | 0.04646 | 171 | 115 | 45 | 11 |
609 | My teeth may be small, but your hat is stupid. | 1.3918 | 0.04933 | 171 | 119 | 37 | 15 |
610 | I'm evolving and you're not. | 1.3918 | 0.05071 | 171 | 121 | 33 | 17 |
611 | Dude, that will NEVER go out of style. | 1.3918 | 0.04719 | 171 | 116 | 43 | 12 |
612 | And I've become vegan! What's happening to me? | 1.3918 | 0.04863 | 171 | 118 | 39 | 14 |
613 | Who did you eat to get that stupid hat? | 1.3918 | 0.04719 | 171 | 116 | 43 | 12 |
614 | What’s it going to take for you to grow up? Extinction? | 1.3918 | 0.05003 | 171 | 120 | 35 | 16 |
615 | I told you he would taste bad. But on the upside you got that cool hat. | 1.3918 | 0.04340 | 171 | 111 | 53 | 7 |
616 | Note to self: never, EVER fall asleep at a raptor party. | 1.3918 | 0.04863 | 171 | 118 | 39 | 14 |
617 | He said good news, bad news. Good news: the hat propeller spins. Bad news: won't have long to enjoy it. Whatever that means. | 1.3908 | 0.04733 | 174 | 119 | 42 | 13 |
618 | It might be cool today, but how cool will it be in a museum a hundred million years from now? | 1.3908 | 0.04871 | 174 | 121 | 38 | 15 |
619 | Hey Frank, what’s the rush? Evolution takes time. You’ll get your wings eventually. | 1.3908 | 0.04662 | 174 | 118 | 44 | 12 |
620 | Although slightly adolescent, it’s timeless, playful, and adds a certain panache. | 1.3882 | 0.04660 | 170 | 115 | 44 | 11 |
621 | Wow! You just invented color. | 1.3882 | 0.05156 | 170 | 122 | 30 | 18 |
622 | At least no one will be around to see it. | 1.3882 | 0.04878 | 170 | 118 | 38 | 14 |
623 | It definitely makes you look younger. | 1.3882 | 0.04660 | 170 | 115 | 44 | 11 |
624 | Forget it moving—how'd you even put it on? | 1.3882 | 0.04807 | 170 | 117 | 40 | 13 |
625 | It's no use, we'll never be cute. | 1.3882 | 0.04734 | 170 | 116 | 42 | 12 |
626 | The box said, “drone-like capabilities.” | 1.3882 | 0.04878 | 170 | 118 | 38 | 14 |
627 | We’re supposed to evolve, not revolve. | 1.3882 | 0.04807 | 170 | 117 | 40 | 13 |
628 | No, it does not make you seem more approachable | 1.3882 | 0.04660 | 170 | 115 | 44 | 11 |
629 | Does this hat make my arms look short? | 1.3882 | 0.04949 | 170 | 119 | 36 | 15 |
630 | Rex, as your agent, I think something with a bit more...let’s say, ‘gravitas’ would be better. | 1.3882 | 0.05156 | 170 | 122 | 30 | 18 |
631 | No, I'd keep it. I'm sure it'll come back into fashion. | 1.3882 | 0.04878 | 170 | 118 | 38 | 14 |
632 | It's fascinating, but it doesn't make me want to have kids with you. | 1.3882 | 0.04734 | 170 | 116 | 42 | 12 |
633 | And then to top it all off the pterodactyls wouldn’t stop laughing! | 1.3882 | 0.04878 | 170 | 118 | 38 | 14 |
634 | Larry, we talked about this | 1.3882 | 0.04949 | 170 | 119 | 36 | 15 |
635 | You’re right, maybe they will be laughing so hard that they forget to run away. But is it worth looking like that just for an easy meal? | 1.3882 | 0.04734 | 170 | 116 | 42 | 12 |
636 | No, it doesn't make your arms look less short. | 1.3879 | 0.04755 | 165 | 112 | 42 | 11 |
637 | Our evolutionary path is feathers, not propellers. | 1.3869 | 0.05061 | 168 | 119 | 33 | 16 |
638 | You’re so impatient! We’ll be flying in another million years, give or take. | 1.3869 | 0.04771 | 168 | 115 | 41 | 12 |
639 | The dream of flight has to start somewhere. | 1.3869 | 0.04771 | 168 | 115 | 41 | 12 |
640 | It was the beanie with the propeller or an opposable thumb. I’m betting on flying dinosaurs. | 1.3869 | 0.04462 | 168 | 111 | 49 | 8 |
641 | I thought those things had died out long ago! | 1.3869 | 0.04619 | 168 | 113 | 45 | 10 |
642 | Taking off for a few days? | 1.3869 | 0.04695 | 168 | 114 | 43 | 11 |
643 | So you can wear a hat but not hug your mother? | 1.3855 | 0.05103 | 166 | 118 | 32 | 16 |
644 | Without a chinstrap it just looks stupid. | 1.3855 | 0.04958 | 166 | 116 | 36 | 14 |
645 | Take that off! I hear that those things cause cancer. | 1.3855 | 0.04958 | 166 | 116 | 36 | 14 |
646 | I mean, it's funny in a 'we could all die tomorrow so let's make the most of it' kind of way... | 1.3855 | 0.04884 | 166 | 115 | 38 | 13 |
647 | My turn | 1.3855 | 0.05103 | 166 | 118 | 32 | 16 |
648 | Your fossil will prove you were the first nerd. | 1.3855 | 0.05103 | 166 | 118 | 32 | 16 |
649 | Martha..yes ..helicopter parenting will work ..trust me. | 1.3855 | 0.05031 | 166 | 117 | 34 | 15 |
650 | 'It's a device for time travel. It has already gotten me into something called the New Yorker Caption Contest." | 1.3855 | 0.04732 | 166 | 113 | 42 | 11 |
651 | Sure it will ward off the effects of the global warming? | 1.3855 | 0.04808 | 166 | 114 | 40 | 12 |
652 | It lacks the necessary gravitas. | 1.3855 | 0.04958 | 166 | 116 | 36 | 14 |
653 | Yes, it does make you look younger! | 1.3855 | 0.04575 | 166 | 111 | 46 | 9 |
654 | Oh no, Billy, I think you're devolving. | 1.3855 | 0.05031 | 166 | 117 | 34 | 15 |
655 | Are you sure it’s ‘survival of the frivolous?’ | 1.3855 | 0.05103 | 166 | 118 | 32 | 16 |
656 | Your sure this is the first step in our evolutionary process? | 1.3855 | 0.04884 | 166 | 115 | 38 | 13 |
657 | And they said only pterodactyls could fly. | 1.3855 | 0.05031 | 166 | 117 | 34 | 15 |
658 | You look like you just came from a prop comic's bar mitzvah. | 1.3855 | 0.04654 | 166 | 112 | 44 | 10 |
659 | People will still think you're bald. | 1.3855 | 0.05031 | 166 | 117 | 34 | 15 |
660 | You are dating yourself. This is So mesozoic | 1.3855 | 0.05174 | 166 | 119 | 30 | 17 |
661 | Face it Jeff, you’re never going to dino-soar. | 1.3855 | 0.04808 | 166 | 114 | 40 | 12 |
662 | If I bend down can you give it a spin? It's my arms again. | 1.3855 | 0.04958 | 166 | 116 | 36 | 14 |
663 | She broke up with me because apparently I’m ‘too whimsical’ for her. | 1.3855 | 0.04808 | 166 | 114 | 40 | 12 |
664 | I'm sorry, Rex. I'm looking for someone more evolved. | 1.3841 | 0.04847 | 164 | 113 | 39 | 12 |
665 | No, it is not a gay, weirdo yarmulke. Your next guess. | 1.3841 | 0.04609 | 164 | 110 | 45 | 9 |
666 | Well first of all - remember that our species is color-blind. | 1.3841 | 0.04609 | 164 | 110 | 45 | 9 |
667 | It's so "Eat Prey Love" | 1.3841 | 0.05146 | 164 | 117 | 31 | 16 |
668 | At least I’m trying to evolve. | 1.3841 | 0.04769 | 164 | 112 | 41 | 11 |
669 | I’m told it’s the next thing in evolution. | 1.3841 | 0.04999 | 164 | 115 | 35 | 14 |
670 | In 65 million years I want them to know I was a wacky guy. | 1.3841 | 0.05219 | 164 | 118 | 29 | 17 |
671 | No question ... that takes care of the bald spot problem. | 1.3841 | 0.04999 | 164 | 115 | 35 | 14 |
672 | Your fashion choices are going to be the end of us. | 1.3841 | 0.05073 | 164 | 116 | 33 | 15 |
673 | Keep it. It will definitely come back in style some day. | 1.3841 | 0.04444 | 164 | 108 | 49 | 7 |
674 | How did you even get it on your head? | 1.3841 | 0.04690 | 164 | 111 | 43 | 10 |
675 | That just screams extinction. | 1.3841 | 0.04609 | 164 | 110 | 45 | 9 |
676 | So a mammal gave it to you, in exchange for some eggs? | 1.3841 | 0.04999 | 164 | 115 | 35 | 14 |
677 | Even the triceratops are laughing at you. | 1.3841 | 0.04769 | 164 | 112 | 41 | 11 |
678 | I’m your friend, so I can say this– you’re acting like a pterodactyl. | 1.3827 | 0.04562 | 162 | 108 | 46 | 8 |
679 | It's called 'flair.' | 1.3827 | 0.04886 | 162 | 112 | 38 | 12 |
680 | You can’t rush evolution to birds. | 1.3827 | 0.05041 | 162 | 114 | 34 | 14 |
681 | The goal is to look prehistoric, not preposterous. | 1.3827 | 0.05264 | 162 | 117 | 28 | 17 |
682 | They crowned me King T-Rex, but they said don't look in the mirror 'til I got home. | 1.3827 | 0.05041 | 162 | 114 | 34 | 14 |
683 | Go ahead and laugh, but it was my ticket out of Jurassic Park. | 1.3827 | 0.04886 | 162 | 112 | 38 | 12 |
684 | It'll never work. The wingspan to body mass ratio is way too low. | 1.3827 | 0.04886 | 162 | 112 | 38 | 12 |
685 | Sure, that hat definitely makes you less threatening. | 1.3827 | 0.04727 | 162 | 110 | 42 | 10 |
686 | Don't be silly; dinosaurs will never fly. | 1.3827 | 0.04727 | 162 | 110 | 42 | 10 |
687 | I know it looks stupid, but this is pledge week. | 1.3827 | 0.04727 | 162 | 110 | 42 | 10 |
688 | I was hoping that it would distract from our impending doom. | 1.3827 | 0.04727 | 162 | 110 | 42 | 10 |
689 | The guy that sold it to me said it would last me through the Cretaceous period. | 1.3827 | 0.05041 | 162 | 114 | 34 | 14 |
690 | As they say Bill...you are what you eat | 1.3827 | 0.05041 | 162 | 114 | 34 | 14 |
691 | ...you're telling me THAT'S what you purchased with your pandemic stimulus check?!?! | 1.3827 | 0.04886 | 162 | 112 | 38 | 12 |
692 | I wish my meal had come with a hat! | 1.3827 | 0.04807 | 162 | 111 | 40 | 11 |
693 | For the fossil record, let’s do one serious and one silly. | 1.3813 | 0.05310 | 160 | 116 | 27 | 17 |
694 | Honestly it kind of makes your arms look short. | 1.3813 | 0.05160 | 160 | 114 | 31 | 15 |
695 | And historians wonder why we went extinct | 1.3813 | 0.04681 | 160 | 108 | 43 | 9 |
696 | Helicopteryx | 1.3813 | 0.04846 | 160 | 110 | 39 | 11 |
697 | No, I still notice your short arms. | 1.3813 | 0.04764 | 160 | 109 | 41 | 10 |
698 | They'll know you ate him.. | 1.3813 | 0.04846 | 160 | 110 | 39 | 11 |
699 | ... but now I can't take it off. | 1.3813 | 0.04926 | 160 | 111 | 37 | 12 |
700 | 'Well if I'd known what a hat was maybe I would have noticed it." | 1.3813 | 0.05006 | 160 | 112 | 35 | 13 |
701 | Is this your way of coming out? | 1.3813 | 0.05236 | 160 | 115 | 29 | 16 |
702 | Yes, Donald, it screams 'apex predator,' sure. | 1.3813 | 0.05236 | 160 | 115 | 29 | 16 |
703 | Good news. No one’s invented mirrors yet. | 1.3813 | 0.05160 | 160 | 114 | 31 | 15 |
704 | Dude,you would be better off flapping those arms! | 1.3813 | 0.05084 | 160 | 113 | 33 | 14 |
705 | You can wear whatever you want, I'm just saying you might look back in a few hundred million years and regret getting fossilized with that thing on. Remember your feather phase? | 1.3813 | 0.05084 | 160 | 113 | 33 | 14 |
706 | If evolution means the survival of the silly, you win. | 1.3813 | 0.05084 | 160 | 113 | 33 | 14 |
707 | It makes me more approachable. | 1.3813 | 0.05160 | 160 | 114 | 31 | 15 |
708 | What are you coming as to Barney's costume party?" "A drone. | 1.3813 | 0.04926 | 160 | 111 | 37 | 12 |
709 | It does bring out your eyes. | 1.3813 | 0.04764 | 160 | 109 | 41 | 10 |
710 | You ATE the Clown? | 1.3813 | 0.05084 | 160 | 113 | 33 | 14 |
711 | Sometimes Earl, I swear your brain is the size of a walnut. | 1.3813 | 0.04926 | 160 | 111 | 37 | 12 |
712 | Well, it's a good disguise, but I wouldn't call it a great disguise. | 1.3813 | 0.04681 | 160 | 108 | 43 | 9 |
713 | Two dinosaurs. One presidential debate. | 1.3813 | 0.04926 | 160 | 111 | 37 | 12 |
714 | So you're delivering for Amazon? | 1.3813 | 0.05006 | 160 | 112 | 35 | 13 |
715 | It's nice! Really! Waaay better than the... red one | 1.3813 | 0.05084 | 160 | 113 | 33 | 14 |
716 | Your arms do look longer. | 1.3789 | 0.04401 | 161 | 106 | 49 | 6 |
717 | I wouldn’t be seen fossilized in that! | 1.3789 | 0.04980 | 161 | 113 | 35 | 13 |
718 | They ran out of masks | 1.3789 | 0.04980 | 161 | 113 | 35 | 13 |
719 | I traded it for my accordion. | 1.3782 | 0.04842 | 156 | 107 | 39 | 10 |
720 | Well, it *does* make you look taller... | 1.3782 | 0.04927 | 156 | 108 | 37 | 11 |
721 | Can I give it a whirl? | 1.3782 | 0.04927 | 156 | 108 | 37 | 11 |
722 | It doesn't make you look younger. You're prehistoric. | 1.3782 | 0.04578 | 156 | 104 | 45 | 7 |
723 | Um...I guess this is where we say ‘see ya later allegator’? | 1.3782 | 0.05092 | 156 | 110 | 33 | 13 |
724 | Iam trying to make America fun again | 1.3782 | 0.05092 | 156 | 110 | 33 | 13 |
725 | Maybe Dad can tell us apart now. | 1.3782 | 0.04756 | 156 | 106 | 41 | 9 |
726 | I’m going for the non-threatening, funny guy look. | 1.3782 | 0.05092 | 156 | 110 | 33 | 13 |
727 | I was accepted at MIT | 1.3782 | 0.04842 | 156 | 107 | 39 | 10 |
728 | The Triassic period called. They want their hat back. | 1.3782 | 0.04927 | 156 | 108 | 37 | 11 |
729 | Maybe if you got a running start? | 1.3782 | 0.04668 | 156 | 105 | 43 | 8 |
730 | As if we need to feel more threatened. | 1.3782 | 0.05010 | 156 | 109 | 35 | 12 |
731 | So how are you going to take it off your head? | 1.3782 | 0.04842 | 156 | 107 | 39 | 10 |
732 | Sorry buddy, I don't think that will help when the comet comes. | 1.3782 | 0.04842 | 156 | 107 | 39 | 10 |
733 | Yes dad, you are a helicopter parent!" | 1.3782 | 0.05172 | 156 | 111 | 31 | 14 |
734 | Nope. Your snout still looks big. | 1.3782 | 0.05010 | 156 | 109 | 35 | 12 |
735 | This is totally a better look than the crocs. | 1.3782 | 0.05010 | 156 | 109 | 35 | 12 |
736 | Nice prank, now help me take this hat off | 1.3782 | 0.04756 | 156 | 106 | 41 | 9 |
737 | What propels you to wear that? | 1.3758 | 0.05145 | 157 | 112 | 31 | 14 |
738 | We're heading to extinction, and you're partying like it's 1999. | 1.3758 | 0.05145 | 157 | 112 | 31 | 14 |
739 | My money’s still on the pterodactyl. | 1.3758 | 0.04731 | 157 | 107 | 41 | 9 |
740 | I know where you've been. | 1.3758 | 0.04901 | 157 | 109 | 37 | 11 |
741 | Is it any wonder we're going extinct? | 1.3758 | 0.04901 | 157 | 109 | 37 | 11 |
742 | It looks good, but not preserved-for-millennia-in-amber good. | 1.3758 | 0.04901 | 157 | 109 | 37 | 11 |
743 | I wouldn’t be caught extinct in that thing. | 1.3758 | 0.04731 | 157 | 107 | 41 | 9 |
744 | It doesn’t make your arms look short. They are short. | 1.3758 | 0.04901 | 157 | 109 | 37 | 11 |
745 | It's not a bad fashion choice. Let's see if it takes off. | 1.3758 | 0.04817 | 157 | 108 | 39 | 10 |
746 | If natural selection goes for this, I totally give up. | 1.3758 | 0.04644 | 157 | 106 | 43 | 8 |
747 | Its just a prototype, the real one uses fossil fuel. | 1.3758 | 0.04901 | 157 | 109 | 37 | 11 |
748 | The Whitehouse is now saying that these are as good —or better — than masks. | 1.3758 | 0.05527 | 157 | 117 | 21 | 19 |
749 | Don’t worry! We’ll get rid of it in post. | 1.3758 | 0.04984 | 157 | 110 | 35 | 12 |
750 | I want a divorce Bob. | 1.3742 | 0.05026 | 155 | 109 | 34 | 12 |
751 | Counterclockwise means we are in the Northern Hemisphere, pal | 1.3727 | 0.04892 | 161 | 113 | 36 | 12 |
752 | Ugh, no wonder we're extinct. | 1.3727 | 0.04648 | 161 | 110 | 42 | 9 |
753 | I want to be a pterodactyl! | 1.3727 | 0.04812 | 161 | 112 | 38 | 11 |
754 | Please don’t tell me you’re going to put a “make the swamp great again” logo on it. | 1.3727 | 0.05048 | 161 | 115 | 32 | 14 |
755 | You're a raptor, not a 'copter! | 1.3727 | 0.05048 | 161 | 115 | 32 | 14 |
756 | It's a good look, but your brain is still the size of a walnut. | 1.3727 | 0.04300 | 161 | 106 | 50 | 5 |
757 | It's cool, but I still won't mate with you. | 1.3727 | 0.05124 | 161 | 116 | 30 | 15 |
758 | Beaniesaurus | 1.3727 | 0.05048 | 161 | 115 | 32 | 14 |
759 | You back on the Atkids diet? | 1.3727 | 0.05048 | 161 | 115 | 32 | 14 |
760 | You have to wear it. You're a sophomaurus. | 1.3727 | 0.04812 | 161 | 112 | 38 | 11 |
761 | In my dream it said,"Party like it's 1999!" Whatever that means. | 1.3727 | 0.04563 | 161 | 109 | 44 | 8 |
762 | Lose the A.D. hipster look. You're B.C. like the rest of us. | 1.3727 | 0.05048 | 161 | 115 | 32 | 14 |
763 | I don't think you are quite understanding the meaning of "Jurassic Park" | 1.3727 | 0.04970 | 161 | 114 | 34 | 13 |
764 | Are you joining a circus or going into politics. | 1.3727 | 0.05124 | 161 | 116 | 30 | 15 |
765 | That's your mating plumage? No wonder we're going extinct. | 1.3727 | 0.05124 | 161 | 116 | 30 | 15 |
766 | Before I tell you, can I ask a question: how did you manage to put it on? | 1.3727 | 0.04892 | 161 | 113 | 36 | 12 |
767 | Son, if they laugh at you, they're not your friends. | 1.3727 | 0.04812 | 161 | 112 | 38 | 11 |
768 | No, 'retro' is not the word I would use. | 1.3727 | 0.04812 | 161 | 112 | 38 | 11 |
769 | It's called a panic alert beanie. It goes off whenever it's still 2020. | 1.3727 | 0.05048 | 161 | 115 | 32 | 14 |
770 | I know I look ridiculous-I just can't reach my head to take it off. | 1.3727 | 0.05048 | 161 | 115 | 32 | 14 |
771 | I'm worried that there might be something to tie us into the disappearance of that little kid. | 1.3727 | 0.04970 | 161 | 114 | 34 | 13 |
772 | I needed something to propel my life in the right direction | 1.3727 | 0.04970 | 161 | 114 | 34 | 13 |
773 | I’m just gonna say it ... drinking and online shopping is not a good idea. | 1.3727 | 0.05048 | 161 | 115 | 32 | 14 |
774 | I didn’t know you were Jewish . | 1.3725 | 0.05069 | 153 | 108 | 33 | 12 |
775 | No one would believe it in a million years. | 1.3725 | 0.04897 | 153 | 106 | 37 | 10 |
776 | Blow on it. | 1.3725 | 0.04897 | 153 | 106 | 37 | 10 |
777 | Okay, but if you want to seem 'harmless,' smile a little less. | 1.3725 | 0.04897 | 153 | 106 | 37 | 10 |
778 | Terry Dactyl?! You haven’t changed a bit since you were a kid. | 1.3725 | 0.05069 | 153 | 108 | 33 | 12 |
779 | You sure that's how you want to be remembered? | 1.3725 | 0.04984 | 153 | 107 | 35 | 11 |
780 | I can see that being a helicopter parent is not a new thing. | 1.3725 | 0.04808 | 153 | 105 | 39 | 9 |
781 | Seriously, Ted? This is your plan to avoid extinction? | 1.3725 | 0.04897 | 153 | 106 | 37 | 10 |
782 | But how did you get it on your head? | 1.3725 | 0.04984 | 153 | 107 | 35 | 11 |
783 | I have to say, it makes you look 10 years younger. | 1.3725 | 0.04718 | 153 | 104 | 41 | 8 |
784 | What do you think? Grow wings? OR, get bigger blades? | 1.3725 | 0.04897 | 153 | 106 | 37 | 10 |
785 | You'll be the first one of us to die of embarrassment. | 1.3725 | 0.04808 | 153 | 105 | 39 | 9 |
786 | Are you sure you don't remember anything from the abduction? | 1.3725 | 0.04808 | 153 | 105 | 39 | 9 |
787 | Look; eating them is one thing, but wearing them? | 1.3725 | 0.04808 | 153 | 105 | 39 | 9 |
788 | What? I naturally selected this. | 1.3725 | 0.04718 | 153 | 104 | 41 | 8 |
789 | When you said,"Let's give it a whirl," I thought you had something more romantic in mind. | 1.3721 | 0.04885 | 172 | 123 | 34 | 15 |
790 | It gives you a certain je ne sais quoi. | 1.3709 | 0.05284 | 151 | 109 | 28 | 14 |
791 | You realize you're subjecting all of us to ridicule, right? | 1.3709 | 0.04938 | 151 | 105 | 36 | 10 |
792 | Don’t laugh—it covers up my bald spot. | 1.3709 | 0.04848 | 151 | 104 | 38 | 9 |
793 | It’s a disguise. | 1.3709 | 0.05284 | 151 | 109 | 28 | 14 |
794 | Supposedly, it keeps the asteroids away | 1.3709 | 0.04469 | 151 | 100 | 46 | 5 |
795 | The next time you eat a human could you pick a better dresser? | 1.3709 | 0.05367 | 151 | 110 | 26 | 15 |
796 | How did you manage to get that on your head? | 1.3709 | 0.05199 | 151 | 108 | 30 | 13 |
797 | Was it delicious? | 1.3709 | 0.05284 | 151 | 109 | 28 | 14 |
798 | I liked you better in a fedora, and that's saying something! | 1.3709 | 0.04662 | 151 | 102 | 42 | 7 |
799 | Face it, Fred. A thinking cap is pointless when your brain is the size of a peanut. | 1.3709 | 0.05284 | 151 | 109 | 28 | 14 |
800 | My arms are too short. Can you get this off my head? | 1.3709 | 0.05114 | 151 | 107 | 32 | 12 |
801 | I hear those attract meteors. | 1.3709 | 0.05199 | 151 | 108 | 30 | 13 |
802 | I wouldn’t be caught dead wearing a hat like that. | 1.3709 | 0.04756 | 151 | 103 | 40 | 8 |
803 | Well, neither one of us can reach it. Not sure who has it worse, though. I'm stuck looking at you!" | 1.3709 | 0.05114 | 151 | 107 | 32 | 12 |
804 | I know you want your fossils to look ‘fun,’ I’m just saying I’d go with a beret. | 1.3709 | 0.05114 | 151 | 107 | 32 | 12 |
805 | The polls may say otherwise, but I think it definitely helps humanize you. | 1.3709 | 0.04756 | 151 | 103 | 40 | 8 |
806 | I don’t know,Rex, what it lacks in ferociousness, is definitely made up for by its whimsical appeal. | 1.3704 | 0.04867 | 162 | 114 | 36 | 12 |
807 | I want one too... and with those words our long decline begins. | 1.3691 | 0.05071 | 149 | 105 | 33 | 11 |
808 | That's what you're wearing to the meteor viewing party? | 1.3691 | 0.05071 | 149 | 105 | 33 | 11 |
809 | It’s supposed to cover your nose too. | 1.3691 | 0.05246 | 149 | 107 | 29 | 13 |
810 | When are you going to start acting your age? You're not 3,754,232 years old anymore. | 1.3691 | 0.05159 | 149 | 106 | 31 | 12 |
811 | First of all, how did you even get that onto your head? | 1.3691 | 0.04795 | 149 | 102 | 39 | 8 |
812 | I don't think so. | 1.3691 | 0.05246 | 149 | 107 | 29 | 13 |
813 | The tragedy is that won't go extinct. | 1.3691 | 0.04888 | 149 | 103 | 37 | 9 |
814 | Wow, Larry. You took the whole “fight or flight” idea way too literally. | 1.3691 | 0.05071 | 149 | 105 | 33 | 11 |
815 | So, do you believe that Trump won? | 1.3691 | 0.05246 | 149 | 107 | 29 | 13 |
816 | I'm sorry, Terry, but you have to accept you are NOT a pterodactyl. | 1.3691 | 0.05246 | 149 | 107 | 29 | 13 |
817 | Keeps me cool during climate change | 1.3691 | 0.04795 | 149 | 102 | 39 | 8 |
818 | You still look fifty. | 1.3691 | 0.04795 | 149 | 102 | 39 | 8 |
819 | Cereal box, schmereal box! You've been back to the playground, haven't you? | 1.3691 | 0.05332 | 149 | 108 | 27 | 14 |
820 | Why do I feel that your fashion sense hints at our species impending demise? | 1.3691 | 0.04888 | 149 | 103 | 37 | 9 |
821 | ... and you wonder why I think of you as a helicopter parent..” | 1.3691 | 0.05071 | 149 | 105 | 33 | 11 |
822 | Way too early dad... save it for the Pejorative Period! | 1.3691 | 0.05071 | 149 | 105 | 33 | 11 |
823 | No, not fat. | 1.3691 | 0.05246 | 149 | 107 | 29 | 13 |
824 | How'd you make it spin? | 1.3691 | 0.05332 | 149 | 108 | 27 | 14 |
825 | I see you’ve passed your diversity and inclusion training with flying colors. | 1.3691 | 0.05332 | 149 | 108 | 27 | 14 |
826 | Not in a hundred forty-five million years. | 1.3691 | 0.04795 | 149 | 102 | 39 | 8 |
827 | I'm sure his parents will find it to be a very fitting tribute. | 1.3691 | 0.05332 | 149 | 108 | 27 | 14 |
828 | Sorry,I got the last one | 1.3691 | 0.05071 | 149 | 105 | 33 | 11 |
829 | I think it's great, just a bit before its time. | 1.3691 | 0.04980 | 149 | 104 | 35 | 10 |
830 | You look so - New Age. | 1.3691 | 0.04795 | 149 | 102 | 39 | 8 |
831 | Nah, don't worry. You'll fit right in at the Republican Convention". | 1.3691 | 0.05159 | 149 | 106 | 31 | 12 |
832 | I wanted to keep the paleontologists on their toes | 1.3691 | 0.05071 | 149 | 105 | 33 | 11 |
833 | I want to evolve. | 1.3691 | 0.04980 | 149 | 104 | 35 | 10 |
834 | My name is Trump and I am the King. | 1.3691 | 0.05246 | 149 | 107 | 29 | 13 |
835 | I guess you have been to Trump Land. | 1.3691 | 0.05332 | 149 | 108 | 27 | 14 |
836 | That's one bad hat, Harry. | 1.3691 | 0.05332 | 149 | 108 | 27 | 14 |
837 | It really brings out the tininess of your brain. | 1.3691 | 0.04888 | 149 | 103 | 37 | 9 |
838 | That hasn't been invented yet, you know... | 1.3691 | 0.05246 | 149 | 107 | 29 | 13 |
839 | Sure, it was fun at first, but now I’m just wondering how I’m going to get it off. | 1.3691 | 0.05071 | 149 | 105 | 33 | 11 |
840 | That will never get you off the ground | 1.3691 | 0.05159 | 149 | 106 | 31 | 12 |
841 | This should speed up our evolution into birds. | 1.3691 | 0.05159 | 149 | 106 | 31 | 12 |
842 | Sometimes you drive me to extinction! | 1.3691 | 0.04888 | 149 | 103 | 37 | 9 |
843 | Who do you think you are going to terrorize with this? | 1.3691 | 0.04888 | 149 | 103 | 37 | 9 |
844 | It's adaptations like these that will really propel us into the future. | 1.3691 | 0.05159 | 149 | 106 | 31 | 12 |
845 | I think you've taken the 'pale' out of paleontology. | 1.3691 | 0.05071 | 149 | 105 | 33 | 11 |
846 | Does this hat make me look like a Republican? | 1.3691 | 0.05500 | 149 | 110 | 23 | 16 |
847 | Fossil fuel ain’t my thing anymore, I’m all about green energy now | 1.3691 | 0.05159 | 149 | 106 | 31 | 12 |
848 | Emperor Donald, your clothes are beautiful!!! | 1.3691 | 0.05246 | 149 | 107 | 29 | 13 |
849 | Funny, there's something wrong with this mirror.. | 1.3691 | 0.05071 | 149 | 105 | 33 | 11 |
850 | Helicrocter? | 1.3691 | 0.05071 | 149 | 105 | 33 | 11 |
851 | You’re overcompensating for your hands. | 1.3691 | 0.05246 | 149 | 107 | 29 | 13 |
852 | Well, I’ll say this—It’s an upgrade from the MAGA hat. | 1.3691 | 0.05246 | 149 | 107 | 29 | 13 |
853 | That looks pterrible." | 1.3673 | 0.05295 | 147 | 106 | 28 | 13 |
854 | You can't expect to rule the earth for 175 million years looking like that. | 1.3673 | 0.05206 | 147 | 105 | 30 | 12 |
855 | Nice try, but I think it's an evolutionary dead end. | 1.3673 | 0.04930 | 147 | 102 | 36 | 9 |
856 | Do you really think those kind of hats are going to take off? | 1.3673 | 0.04835 | 147 | 101 | 38 | 8 |
857 | Yeah...sure...it makes your arms look longer... | 1.3673 | 0.05024 | 147 | 103 | 34 | 10 |
858 | That is how Wilbur and Orville got started so stop laughing. | 1.3673 | 0.05206 | 147 | 105 | 30 | 12 |
859 | They say that this might be the last Met Gala until the Bronze Age. | 1.3673 | 0.05382 | 147 | 107 | 26 | 14 |
860 | No one told me it was hat day. | 1.3673 | 0.04835 | 147 | 101 | 38 | 8 |
861 | How retro. | 1.3673 | 0.04737 | 147 | 100 | 40 | 7 |
862 | I’m a little worried Carl, the kid tasted a little funny. | 1.3673 | 0.05295 | 147 | 106 | 28 | 13 |
863 | Get rid of the cap. They'll know it was you. | 1.3673 | 0.05206 | 147 | 105 | 30 | 12 |
864 | You want that on your skeleton at a museum? | 1.3673 | 0.05024 | 147 | 103 | 34 | 10 |
865 | Jesus, Gary, that's the sort of hat that can wipe an entire species off the face of the Earth. | 1.3673 | 0.05116 | 147 | 104 | 32 | 11 |
866 | Dude that is so Jurassic period. | 1.3673 | 0.05024 | 147 | 103 | 34 | 10 |
867 | Yeah it looks cool now but are going to want that on your head when they are digging us up a million years from now. | 1.3673 | 0.05116 | 147 | 104 | 32 | 11 |
868 | I don't know..It's been there ever since that monolith appeared." | 1.3673 | 0.05382 | 147 | 107 | 26 | 14 |
869 | Are you a freshman or did you eat a fresh man? | 1.3673 | 0.05382 | 147 | 107 | 26 | 14 |
870 | It will set me apart from the other candidates. | 1.3673 | 0.04930 | 147 | 102 | 36 | 9 |
871 | That look is soooo Yesterzoic. | 1.3673 | 0.05382 | 147 | 107 | 26 | 14 |
872 | It DOES make you look less old-fossilish | 1.3673 | 0.05024 | 147 | 103 | 34 | 10 |
873 | Yeah, I suppose it does make you look a few thousand years younger. | 1.3673 | 0.05206 | 147 | 105 | 30 | 12 |
874 | I have seen the future, and it does not work. | 1.3673 | 0.04737 | 147 | 100 | 40 | 7 |
875 | You voted Biden, didn't you. | 1.3673 | 0.05206 | 147 | 105 | 30 | 12 |
876 | Sure Google has great perks, but you’re clearly just a diversity hire. | 1.3673 | 0.05116 | 147 | 104 | 32 | 11 |
877 | Just tell me you didn't eat Beany! | 1.3673 | 0.05024 | 147 | 103 | 34 | 10 |
878 | Lose the beanie. That's so BC. | 1.3673 | 0.05024 | 147 | 103 | 34 | 10 |
879 | I know you are scared, son, but don't worry—after that asteroid lands, we will go get some ice cream. | 1.3673 | 0.04638 | 147 | 99 | 42 | 6 |
880 | It’s a head of its time. | 1.3673 | 0.04930 | 147 | 102 | 36 | 9 |
881 | Laugh now, but you'll be jealous when a meteor hits Earth and I'll just be soaring through the air while you're stuck down here. | 1.3673 | 0.05206 | 147 | 105 | 30 | 12 |
882 | If we weren't still here, Milton, I'd tell you that those fruity caps went out with the dinosaurs. | 1.3673 | 0.05382 | 147 | 107 | 26 | 14 |
883 | But if you're doing souvenir shop quality control, who's on volcano watch? | 1.3673 | 0.05295 | 147 | 106 | 28 | 13 |
884 | Confidence means takings risks. | 1.3673 | 0.05024 | 147 | 103 | 34 | 10 |
885 | Well one of has to change | 1.3673 | 0.04737 | 147 | 100 | 40 | 7 |
886 | It’s called FASHION, Kyle, look it up! | 1.3673 | 0.04930 | 147 | 102 | 36 | 9 |
887 | That's no protection from an asteroid. | 1.3673 | 0.05206 | 147 | 105 | 30 | 12 |
888 | Good luck taking it off | 1.3667 | 0.04862 | 150 | 104 | 37 | 9 |
889 | I can’t reach it! | 1.3667 | 0.05043 | 150 | 106 | 33 | 11 |
890 | They ran out of pride flags, so I got a rainbow propeller beanie. | 1.3667 | 0.05302 | 150 | 109 | 27 | 14 |
891 | I just got my pilot license | 1.3667 | 0.05217 | 150 | 108 | 29 | 13 |
892 | You know, life is more than kill and eat, kill and eat. | 1.3667 | 0.04953 | 150 | 105 | 35 | 10 |
893 | Have you been eating the pre-schoolers again? | 1.3667 | 0.05217 | 150 | 108 | 29 | 13 |
894 | I want to take it off, but my arms are too short. | 1.3667 | 0.04769 | 150 | 103 | 39 | 8 |
895 | I hope you kept the receipt | 1.3649 | 0.04903 | 148 | 103 | 36 | 9 |
896 | I think you need to take the asteroid more seriously. | 1.3636 | 0.04712 | 143 | 97 | 40 | 6 |
897 | I see it's pledge week. | 1.3636 | 0.05113 | 143 | 101 | 32 | 10 |
898 | I traveled 65 million years into the future and all I got was this stupid hat. | 1.3636 | 0.04816 | 143 | 98 | 38 | 7 |
899 | ...not survival of the fittest, but of those who adapt! | 1.3636 | 0.04917 | 143 | 99 | 36 | 8 |
900 | I think the wrong one of us is headed for extinction. | 1.3636 | 0.05209 | 143 | 102 | 30 | 11 |
901 | Dude, that's totally evidence of intelligent design. There's no way something like that just evolves | 1.3636 | 0.04917 | 143 | 99 | 36 | 8 |
902 | I really can't put a positive spin on this look. | 1.3636 | 0.05302 | 143 | 103 | 28 | 12 |
903 | If God had wanted us to fly he'd have made us Pterodactyls. | 1.3636 | 0.04816 | 143 | 98 | 38 | 7 |
904 | I got a job at Google. | 1.3636 | 0.05209 | 143 | 102 | 30 | 11 |
905 | Well nice, but it’l kill birds and give you a bad dose of cancer. | 1.3636 | 0.05113 | 143 | 101 | 32 | 10 |
906 | Just eat a kid and I get a free hat? Awesome! | 1.3636 | 0.05209 | 143 | 102 | 30 | 11 |
907 | Wait... YOU got a job at Google"? | 1.3636 | 0.05394 | 143 | 104 | 26 | 13 |
908 | But they’ll still notice you never reach for the bill. | 1.3636 | 0.05113 | 143 | 101 | 32 | 10 |
909 | Ok, from now on you'll be a heliodactyl. | 1.3636 | 0.05113 | 143 | 101 | 32 | 10 |
910 | Going through rush is hell, I tell you. | 1.3636 | 0.05302 | 143 | 103 | 28 | 12 |
911 | Call me a dinosaur, but I love pledge week. | 1.3636 | 0.04917 | 143 | 99 | 36 | 8 |
912 | I said, “Evolve,” not revolve, “or die.” | 1.3636 | 0.05113 | 143 | 101 | 32 | 10 |
913 | Well, it's no wonder you're still single with a mating display like that. | 1.3636 | 0.05485 | 143 | 105 | 24 | 14 |
914 | Maybe that's why you're so light headed | 1.3636 | 0.04816 | 143 | 98 | 38 | 7 |
915 | I don’t know who you’re dressing up for. We never go anywhere these days. | 1.3636 | 0.05209 | 143 | 102 | 30 | 11 |
916 | But is it as effective as a mask? | 1.3636 | 0.05302 | 143 | 105 | 25 | 13 |
917 | I love how your style is evolving | 1.3636 | 0.05016 | 143 | 100 | 34 | 9 |
918 | It was this or a MAGA hat | 1.3636 | 0.05016 | 143 | 100 | 34 | 9 |
919 | You sure it doesn’t make my arms look small? | 1.3636 | 0.05302 | 143 | 103 | 28 | 12 |
920 | They had free cake. Don't look at me like that. | 1.3636 | 0.05016 | 143 | 100 | 34 | 9 |
921 | They’re calling it an evolutionary paradigm shift, but I think it’s just a propeller beanie. | 1.3614 | 0.04920 | 166 | 120 | 32 | 14 |
922 | If we're going extinct then I'm goin in style. | 1.3597 | 0.04898 | 139 | 96 | 36 | 7 |
923 | You're gonna need more than that to keep the meteor away. | 1.3597 | 0.05106 | 139 | 98 | 32 | 9 |
924 | Is that a mutation? | 1.3597 | 0.05003 | 139 | 97 | 34 | 8 |
925 | So you're going as a pterodactyl after all? | 1.3597 | 0.05003 | 139 | 97 | 34 | 8 |
926 | Where's the rest of him? | 1.3597 | 0.05106 | 139 | 98 | 32 | 9 |
927 | Does this make my brain look big? | 1.3597 | 0.05003 | 139 | 97 | 34 | 8 |
928 | This isn't how I envisioned our descendants flying. | 1.3597 | 0.04898 | 139 | 96 | 36 | 7 |
929 | Don't get me wrong, I love your new hat. But it seems like a weird choice given that you can't reach up high enough to give it a spin. Or take it off. | 1.3597 | 0.05306 | 139 | 100 | 28 | 11 |
930 | No, I don't think the hat makes your arms look short. | 1.3597 | 0.05207 | 139 | 99 | 30 | 10 |
931 | Well...,,,yes,it does make you look taller,but.... | 1.3597 | 0.05106 | 139 | 98 | 32 | 9 |
932 | Have the pterodactyls been pranking you again? | 1.3597 | 0.05003 | 139 | 97 | 34 | 8 |
933 | Get with the times! Those hats are SO Mesozoic era. | 1.3597 | 0.05306 | 139 | 100 | 28 | 11 |
934 | Did you eat Cecil? | 1.3597 | 0.05306 | 139 | 100 | 28 | 11 |
935 | I wanted to be a bird. | 1.3597 | 0.05404 | 139 | 101 | 26 | 12 |
936 | I lost the bet. | 1.3597 | 0.05003 | 139 | 97 | 34 | 8 |
937 | I’m pledging for Tyrannosaurus Rex. | 1.3597 | 0.05106 | 139 | 98 | 32 | 9 |
938 | If you want to fly like a bird, you'll have to evolve. | 1.3597 | 0.05003 | 139 | 97 | 34 | 8 |
939 | The creature who made it actually claims that one day he’ll be the dominant species! | 1.3597 | 0.05106 | 139 | 98 | 32 | 9 |
940 | What do you think? Does it make my arms look longer? | 1.3597 | 0.04790 | 139 | 95 | 38 | 6 |
941 | I heard the meteors won't be any worse than the normal flu. | 1.3597 | 0.05499 | 139 | 102 | 24 | 13 |
942 | I thought it would make me look more approachable. | 1.3597 | 0.04790 | 139 | 95 | 38 | 6 |
943 | Trump says it'll keep the virus away better than a mask. | 1.3597 | 0.05404 | 139 | 101 | 26 | 12 |
944 | You've been hanging out with Larson again haven't you? | 1.3597 | 0.05306 | 139 | 100 | 28 | 11 |
945 | It was this or the decoder ring. | 1.3597 | 0.05306 | 139 | 100 | 28 | 11 |
946 | You’ve been had, buddy. All I see is black & white. | 1.3597 | 0.04898 | 139 | 96 | 36 | 7 |
947 | WELL I LIKE IT, CARL!! | 1.3597 | 0.05207 | 139 | 99 | 30 | 10 |
948 | Dorky hats are usually a sign that your species is circling the drain. | 1.3592 | 0.05031 | 142 | 100 | 33 | 9 |
949 | Do you want my opinion or do you want me to tell you I like it? | 1.3592 | 0.04931 | 142 | 99 | 35 | 8 |
950 | It's great, but how do you plan on starting the propeller? | 1.3592 | 0.05031 | 142 | 100 | 33 | 9 |
951 | No, that's revolving, not evolving. | 1.3592 | 0.04931 | 142 | 99 | 35 | 8 |
952 | Protection from what?! | 1.3592 | 0.05130 | 142 | 101 | 31 | 10 |
953 | Before I had him for breakfast, he said it was his lucky hat” | 1.3592 | 0.05595 | 142 | 106 | 21 | 15 |
954 | Is that your contribution to Space Force, climate change or an ironic fashion statement? | 1.3592 | 0.05414 | 142 | 104 | 25 | 13 |
955 | If you made it yourself, why do I smell nerd on your breath? | 1.3592 | 0.04931 | 142 | 99 | 35 | 8 |
956 | Whaddya mean "what else does it do"? It brings me joy. Isn't that enough? | 1.3592 | 0.05031 | 142 | 100 | 33 | 9 |
957 | The sign said it would bring hours of fun in these stressful times... | 1.3592 | 0.05031 | 142 | 100 | 33 | 9 |
958 | It’s a meteor detector. | 1.3592 | 0.05130 | 142 | 101 | 31 | 10 |
959 | Lost another bet with the triceratops, huh? | 1.3592 | 0.05321 | 142 | 103 | 27 | 12 |
960 | I don't care if it does make you look smarter, we're still going to become extinct. | 1.3592 | 0.04931 | 142 | 99 | 35 | 8 |
961 | It's cute, but does it say "Predator"? | 1.3592 | 0.05321 | 142 | 103 | 27 | 12 |
962 | It’s official. You’re a dinosaur nerd. | 1.3592 | 0.05321 | 142 | 103 | 27 | 12 |
963 | I feel I need to demonstrate my fun-loving, silly side. | 1.3592 | 0.05321 | 142 | 103 | 27 | 12 |
964 | It's a bit too fashion forward." | 1.3592 | 0.04931 | 142 | 99 | 35 | 8 |
965 | They still make freshmen wear those? I thought that ended in the Jurassic | 1.3592 | 0.04931 | 142 | 99 | 35 | 8 |
966 | It'll never catch on, not even in 65 million years. | 1.3592 | 0.05130 | 142 | 101 | 31 | 10 |
967 | Do you ever get the feeling, things are just spinning around in your head? | 1.3592 | 0.05130 | 142 | 101 | 31 | 10 |
968 | I know it’s stupid but I needed something uplifting. | 1.3592 | 0.05130 | 142 | 101 | 31 | 10 |
969 | I think you're on to something, Barney, but can you sing and dance? | 1.3592 | 0.05226 | 142 | 102 | 29 | 11 |
970 | How’d you get it up there? | 1.3592 | 0.05321 | 142 | 103 | 27 | 12 |
971 | You can not fly with those stubby little arms, copter beanie or no copter beanie. | 1.3592 | 0.05226 | 142 | 102 | 29 | 11 |
972 | It's a souvenir from Jurassic Park. | 1.3592 | 0.05321 | 142 | 103 | 27 | 12 |
973 | Terrific fashion sense, Bryce. But, way ahead of your time. | 1.3592 | 0.05226 | 142 | 102 | 29 | 11 |
974 | If I blow, will you rise? | 1.3592 | 0.05130 | 142 | 101 | 31 | 10 |
975 | It doesn't matter how I got it on. Are you going to help me get it off or not? | 1.3592 | 0.04724 | 142 | 97 | 39 | 6 |
976 | Oh?! This old thing? | 1.3592 | 0.04931 | 142 | 99 | 35 | 8 |
977 | You're telling me they're giving out presidential pardons too? | 1.3592 | 0.05321 | 142 | 103 | 27 | 12 |
978 | It helps with social distancing. | 1.3592 | 0.05321 | 142 | 103 | 27 | 12 |
979 | Harry, have you been time traveling again? | 1.3592 | 0.04931 | 142 | 99 | 35 | 8 |
980 | It's OK, son. They just talk about draining the swamp. | 1.3592 | 0.05031 | 142 | 100 | 33 | 9 |
981 | Six boxtops plus how much? | 1.3592 | 0.04617 | 142 | 96 | 41 | 5 |
982 | Did it taste like chicken? | 1.3592 | 0.04829 | 142 | 98 | 37 | 7 |
983 | Uh, you're a raptor, not copter. | 1.3592 | 0.05130 | 142 | 101 | 31 | 10 |
984 | Girls know what you're compensating for. | 1.3592 | 0.04724 | 142 | 97 | 39 | 6 |
985 | No, we’re not going to Jurassic Park! | 1.3592 | 0.05226 | 142 | 102 | 29 | 11 |
986 | You totally look more Jurassic than Triassic. | 1.3592 | 0.05130 | 142 | 101 | 31 | 10 |
987 | That was so last mass extinction | 1.3592 | 0.05031 | 142 | 100 | 33 | 9 |
988 | Bummer of a mutation, Hal. | 1.3592 | 0.05505 | 142 | 105 | 23 | 14 |
989 | Dude, I think frats are going the way of the dinosaurs! | 1.3592 | 0.05031 | 142 | 100 | 33 | 9 |
990 | I think I finally understand Social Darwinism | 1.3592 | 0.04931 | 142 | 99 | 35 | 8 |
991 | Oh Joe, don’t tell me you’re into the meteor conspiracy theory... | 1.3592 | 0.05130 | 142 | 101 | 31 | 10 |
992 | Thaaaat's not a yarmulke | 1.3592 | 0.05031 | 142 | 100 | 33 | 9 |
993 | It's a beanie, Barney! | 1.3592 | 0.04931 | 142 | 99 | 35 | 8 |
994 | I’d let you have a turn but.. I’m not sure how to give it to you | 1.3592 | 0.05130 | 142 | 101 | 31 | 10 |
995 | The hat’s not half as shocking as the fact we are standing and talking | 1.3592 | 0.04829 | 142 | 98 | 37 | 7 |
996 | Hi im a velociraptor | 1.3592 | 0.05130 | 142 | 101 | 31 | 10 |
997 | You’ve been away from the judgement and criticism of others for too long. | 1.3592 | 0.04829 | 142 | 98 | 37 | 7 |
998 | We were birds once so, no, not a crazy idea. | 1.3592 | 0.04829 | 142 | 98 | 37 | 7 |
999 | It might be silly but, it will be around a lot longer than you! | 1.3592 | 0.05226 | 142 | 102 | 29 | 11 |
1000 | I don’t know, Phil, that fiery rock hurling toward us looks pretty big. | 1.3592 | 0.05414 | 142 | 104 | 25 | 13 |
1001 | Have you been helicopter parenting again? | 1.3571 | 0.05176 | 140 | 100 | 30 | 10 |
1002 | Counterclockwise? | 1.3571 | 0.04869 | 140 | 97 | 36 | 7 |
1003 | .....Trust me Bob, a giant rock fell from the sky and we all died!........I'm back just to warn y'all.. | 1.3571 | 0.05275 | 140 | 101 | 28 | 11 |
1004 | Aw, man - you got a prize with your meal? I just got swim trunks - again. | 1.3551 | 0.05520 | 138 | 102 | 23 | 13 |
1005 | And you think it makes you look harmless? | 1.3551 | 0.04802 | 138 | 95 | 37 | 6 |
1006 | Help! I don't know how it got there and I can't get it off? | 1.3551 | 0.04691 | 138 | 94 | 39 | 5 |
1007 | I don't care what you think. I think it makes me look whimsical. | 1.3551 | 0.04911 | 138 | 96 | 35 | 7 |
1008 | You got it from Jurassic Prime? | 1.3551 | 0.05423 | 138 | 101 | 25 | 12 |
1009 | Trust me! We’ll all be dead before any of us can fly. | 1.3551 | 0.05122 | 138 | 98 | 31 | 9 |
1010 | But Pride isn’t until June. | 1.3551 | 0.05224 | 138 | 99 | 29 | 10 |
1011 | They ran out of tin foil. | 1.3551 | 0.05325 | 138 | 100 | 27 | 11 |
1012 | I’m dating a pterodactyl. | 1.3551 | 0.05018 | 138 | 97 | 33 | 8 |
1013 | Where’d you get crayons? | 1.3551 | 0.05122 | 138 | 98 | 31 | 9 |
1014 | Someday you will be a fossil. You'll never get into a top museum like that. | 1.3551 | 0.05224 | 138 | 99 | 29 | 10 |
1015 | That's what you're wearing to a meteor shower? | 1.3551 | 0.05122 | 138 | 98 | 31 | 9 |
1016 | Oh my Gawd, Greg! that hat is sooo Cretaceous period" | 1.3551 | 0.05122 | 138 | 98 | 31 | 9 |
1017 | Tell him this is the easiest way to leave the White House. | 1.3551 | 0.05423 | 138 | 101 | 25 | 12 |
1018 | It may look silly, but it is 2020. | 1.3551 | 0.04691 | 138 | 94 | 39 | 5 |
1019 | Ok be honest. Does this hat make me look like an herbivore? | 1.3551 | 0.04802 | 138 | 95 | 37 | 6 |
1020 | Revolve and fly seems more reasonable than evolve or die. | 1.3551 | 0.05325 | 138 | 100 | 27 | 11 |
1021 | Is that all that's left from your dinner? | 1.3540 | 0.05750 | 113 | 81 | 24 | 8 |
1022 | How come you always get to be Tweedledee? | 1.3529 | 0.05169 | 136 | 97 | 30 | 9 |
1023 | It's so post-apocalyptic. | 1.3529 | 0.04954 | 136 | 95 | 34 | 7 |
1024 | It's an anti-extinction cap. I paid two-and-a-half rodents for it. | 1.3529 | 0.05169 | 136 | 97 | 30 | 9 |
1025 | Casual Day again? | 1.3529 | 0.05063 | 136 | 96 | 32 | 8 |
1026 | I made a trade with the guy in the cave for the round thing. | 1.3529 | 0.05376 | 136 | 99 | 26 | 11 |
1027 | It's about time you evolved, Bob. | 1.3529 | 0.04843 | 136 | 94 | 36 | 6 |
1028 | We're in the Jurassic Period. That's so Triassic! | 1.3529 | 0.05274 | 136 | 98 | 28 | 10 |
1029 | It's an asteroid deflector...... | 1.3529 | 0.05169 | 136 | 97 | 30 | 9 |
1030 | You’re pledging a what? | 1.3529 | 0.05169 | 136 | 97 | 30 | 9 |
1031 | That's your plan for standing out at your Jurassic Park 6 audition? | 1.3529 | 0.04954 | 136 | 95 | 34 | 7 |
1032 | Your sense of fashion is going extinct | 1.3529 | 0.05476 | 136 | 100 | 24 | 12 |
1033 | Promise me that thing will be nowhere near our decaying remains. | 1.3529 | 0.05476 | 136 | 100 | 24 | 12 |
1034 | I think you need to start spending less time on Etsy. | 1.3529 | 0.05575 | 136 | 101 | 22 | 13 |
1035 | It's what's replacing the MAGA hats. | 1.3529 | 0.05169 | 136 | 97 | 30 | 9 |
1036 | She said it makes me look more approachable. | 1.3529 | 0.05063 | 136 | 96 | 32 | 8 |
1037 | Did he leave a bad taste in your mouth too? | 1.3529 | 0.05476 | 136 | 100 | 24 | 12 |
1038 | No wonder we are going extinct, if that's how you expect to get girls! | 1.3529 | 0.05575 | 136 | 101 | 22 | 13 |
1039 | I see you've been wasting time and money at Jurassic Park again. | 1.3529 | 0.05274 | 136 | 98 | 28 | 10 |
1040 | Dude, you can't fly yet; the 'dinosaurs became birds' theory doesn't show up for another 65 million years!... | 1.3529 | 0.05274 | 136 | 98 | 28 | 10 |
1041 | It's no MAGA hat, but it has the same appeal. | 1.3529 | 0.05376 | 136 | 99 | 26 | 11 |
1042 | OK I see what happened to Beany but what did you do with Cecil? | 1.3529 | 0.05476 | 136 | 100 | 24 | 12 |
1043 | I still want a divorce. | 1.3529 | 0.04954 | 136 | 95 | 34 | 7 |
1044 | How did you get that on your head? | 1.3507 | 0.05324 | 134 | 97 | 27 | 10 |
1045 | Why would it make you look fat? | 1.3507 | 0.05217 | 134 | 96 | 29 | 9 |
1046 | Hank, I hate to be the one to tell you, but we pre-date whimsy. | 1.3507 | 0.05324 | 134 | 97 | 27 | 10 |
1047 | I haven't been able to get it to stop. | 1.3507 | 0.04649 | 134 | 91 | 39 | 4 |
1048 | I see, you lost the bet. | 1.3507 | 0.05109 | 134 | 95 | 31 | 8 |
1049 | Is the proper in proper attire not short for propeller? | 1.3507 | 0.05109 | 134 | 95 | 31 | 8 |
1050 | He must have been some salesman | 1.3507 | 0.05217 | 134 | 96 | 29 | 9 |
1051 | It charges my tail phone. | 1.3507 | 0.05217 | 134 | 96 | 29 | 9 |
1052 | I think it gives you a hint of insouciance. | 1.3507 | 0.04998 | 134 | 94 | 33 | 7 |
1053 | You make impending extinction fun. | 1.3507 | 0.05109 | 134 | 95 | 31 | 8 |
1054 | I don't know... it just doesn't say 'fierce carnivore' to me. | 1.3507 | 0.05217 | 134 | 96 | 29 | 9 |
1055 | I think this idea will take off! | 1.3507 | 0.04768 | 134 | 92 | 37 | 5 |
1056 | This is why you only see me on alternate weekends. | 1.3507 | 0.05109 | 134 | 95 | 31 | 8 |
1057 | I'm just trying to lighten the mood. | 1.3507 | 0.04998 | 134 | 94 | 33 | 7 |
1058 | Pterodactyl envy? | 1.3507 | 0.05428 | 134 | 98 | 25 | 11 |
1059 | Yes, I am Shomer Shabbos. The twirly thingy is just for fun! | 1.3507 | 0.05217 | 134 | 96 | 29 | 9 |
1060 | Trying to evolve without doing the hard work is a waste of my time and yours. | 1.3507 | 0.04768 | 134 | 92 | 37 | 5 |
1061 | I mean, it looks kind of silly, but it's not the end of the world. | 1.3507 | 0.04998 | 134 | 94 | 33 | 7 |
1062 | How will that Make Pangaea Great Again? | 1.3507 | 0.05531 | 134 | 99 | 23 | 12 |
1063 | Try jumping. | 1.3507 | 0.05428 | 134 | 98 | 25 | 11 |
1064 | I just think it’s tacky to wear your food’s clothing. | 1.3507 | 0.05428 | 134 | 98 | 25 | 11 |
1065 | I don't think it's frivolous. I think it's modern. | 1.3507 | 0.04884 | 134 | 93 | 35 | 6 |
1066 | Sorry Tina but we don’t turn into birds for another 160 million years. | 1.3507 | 0.05217 | 134 | 96 | 29 | 9 |
1067 | I just can’t take it off. | 1.3507 | 0.05109 | 134 | 95 | 31 | 8 |
1068 | Yes, I know it looks dumb. Just help me get it off” | 1.3507 | 0.05531 | 134 | 99 | 23 | 12 |
1069 | You have no table manners, but at least this time you didn’t eat the garnish | 1.3485 | 0.05587 | 132 | 98 | 22 | 12 |
1070 | Frank, when I said you should try to be more expressive, in a meeting, I meant with your words. | 1.3485 | 0.05482 | 132 | 97 | 24 | 11 |
1071 | It's all the rage with the 'Intelligent Design' folks. | 1.3485 | 0.05376 | 132 | 96 | 26 | 10 |
1072 | No reason....Just that I saw a kid with a turkey sandwich walk by wearing one exactly like it. | 1.3485 | 0.05267 | 132 | 95 | 28 | 9 |
1073 | That's so funny, the last time I saw one of those I fell off my trilobite. | 1.3485 | 0.05043 | 132 | 93 | 32 | 7 |
1074 | Hmmm, there might be another reason we are going to be extinct. | 1.3485 | 0.05156 | 132 | 94 | 30 | 8 |
1075 | We're history. | 1.3485 | 0.05043 | 132 | 93 | 32 | 7 |
1076 | How did it get there? | 1.3485 | 0.05156 | 132 | 94 | 30 | 8 |
1077 | It keeps me grounded | 1.3485 | 0.05156 | 132 | 94 | 30 | 8 |
1078 | Marvin, sorry but I can't see a future for us | 1.3485 | 0.05587 | 132 | 98 | 22 | 12 |
1079 | I know you said you wanted to re-brand, I'm just not sure this is the way we want to be remembered. | 1.3485 | 0.05156 | 132 | 94 | 30 | 8 |
1080 | With your sense of style, I couldn't marry you even if you were the last dinosaur on earth. | 1.3485 | 0.05376 | 132 | 96 | 26 | 10 |
1081 | Nope, still look like a carnivore. | 1.3485 | 0.05043 | 132 | 93 | 32 | 7 |
1082 | It belonged to my lunch. | 1.3485 | 0.05156 | 132 | 94 | 30 | 8 |
1083 | O.k., I'll fly away with you, but where's the wedding ring? | 1.3485 | 0.05267 | 132 | 95 | 28 | 9 |
1084 | No, it's evolve or die. Not evolve or fly. | 1.3485 | 0.05043 | 132 | 93 | 32 | 7 |
1085 | I hate working at google! | 1.3485 | 0.05267 | 132 | 95 | 28 | 9 |
1086 | My therapist recommended using it twice a day to distract from the anxiety over impending extinction. | 1.3485 | 0.05156 | 132 | 94 | 30 | 8 |
1087 | Did you get a receipt? | 1.3462 | 0.04970 | 130 | 91 | 33 | 6 |
1088 | It's more like devolution. | 1.3462 | 0.05204 | 130 | 93 | 29 | 8 |
1089 | I couldn't find a mask." | 1.3462 | 0.05429 | 130 | 95 | 25 | 10 |
1090 | Look what I got free with my Snappy Meal! | 1.3462 | 0.05644 | 130 | 97 | 21 | 12 |
1091 | Hey, I'm Beany. You're Cecil. | 1.3462 | 0.05318 | 130 | 94 | 27 | 9 |
1092 | For the last time, it's evolve, not revolve. | 1.3462 | 0.05204 | 130 | 93 | 29 | 8 |
1093 | Really, Ralph, the tophat was more sophisticated. | 1.3462 | 0.05537 | 130 | 96 | 23 | 11 |
1094 | what’s the plan now ?... | 1.3462 | 0.05537 | 130 | 96 | 23 | 11 |
1095 | Look at me! I’m a pterosaur! | 1.3462 | 0.04724 | 130 | 89 | 37 | 4 |
1096 | Take it off! We're going hunting, not bar hopping. | 1.3462 | 0.05318 | 130 | 94 | 27 | 9 |
1097 | But how did you put it on? | 1.3462 | 0.05204 | 130 | 93 | 29 | 8 |
1098 | I know what the infomercial said, I just don't see how it's gonna protect you from a meteor strike | 1.3462 | 0.05089 | 130 | 92 | 31 | 7 |
1099 | Believe me,if I could take it off I would. | 1.3462 | 0.05089 | 130 | 92 | 31 | 7 |
1100 | 65 million years from now, they’ll say you had colorful feathers, anyway. I say enjoy it! | 1.3462 | 0.05537 | 130 | 96 | 23 | 11 |
1101 | Whimsical” isn’t really our brand | 1.3462 | 0.05204 | 130 | 93 | 29 | 8 |
1102 | Oh Dear! You must be exhausted after the long flight! | 1.3462 | 0.04970 | 130 | 91 | 33 | 6 |
1103 | No, I don't think it will protect you from the asteroid. | 1.3462 | 0.05089 | 130 | 92 | 31 | 7 |
1104 | In a hundred million years do you really want to be caught dead wearing that? | 1.3462 | 0.05429 | 130 | 95 | 25 | 10 |
1105 | You didn't really eat Captain Kangaroo, did you? | 1.3462 | 0.05537 | 130 | 96 | 23 | 11 |
1106 | It's supposed to come with an ukulele. | 1.3462 | 0.05089 | 130 | 92 | 31 | 7 |
1107 | I got it at the Triassic Park | 1.3462 | 0.04970 | 130 | 91 | 33 | 6 |
1108 | Wait,you went all the way ahead to 1950 and all your brought back was that??? | 1.3462 | 0.05089 | 130 | 92 | 31 | 7 |
1109 | No, look, you're not a velocicoptor. | 1.3462 | 0.05537 | 130 | 96 | 23 | 11 |
1110 | I'm not comfortable with that hat ending up in our fossil record. | 1.3462 | 0.04970 | 130 | 91 | 33 | 6 |
1111 | You won’t believe the prize for eating ten triceratops! | 1.3462 | 0.05429 | 130 | 95 | 25 | 10 |
1112 | I got a job with Amazon delivery. | 1.3462 | 0.04970 | 130 | 91 | 33 | 6 |
1113 | Damn Carl, the zoo really changed you. | 1.3462 | 0.05204 | 130 | 93 | 29 | 8 |
1114 | Did you help count votes in Michigan? | 1.3462 | 0.05089 | 130 | 92 | 31 | 7 |
1115 | I had to do something. Everyone was looking at my short tail. | 1.3462 | 0.05318 | 130 | 94 | 27 | 9 |
1116 | I tried stretching my wings. It didn’t work | 1.3462 | 0.05204 | 130 | 93 | 29 | 8 |
1117 | Yeah, I went for the double major in civil engineering and carnival management. | 1.3462 | 0.05429 | 130 | 95 | 25 | 10 |
1118 | That is NOT how evolution works, Rex. | 1.3462 | 0.04724 | 130 | 89 | 37 | 4 |
1119 | It looks like Darwin was wrong. | 1.3462 | 0.05318 | 130 | 94 | 27 | 9 |
1120 | I told you to only buy the essentials... | 1.3462 | 0.05318 | 130 | 94 | 27 | 9 |
1121 | I mean, it might work. | 1.3462 | 0.05204 | 130 | 93 | 29 | 8 |
1122 | ‘Fess up. Did you eat Beaney Boy? | 1.3462 | 0.05429 | 130 | 95 | 25 | 10 |
1123 | Ever since the pandemic, I’ve been scared to wear hats that can propel airborne viruses. | 1.3462 | 0.05318 | 130 | 94 | 27 | 9 |
1124 | Can I touch it ? | 1.3462 | 0.05429 | 130 | 95 | 25 | 10 |
1125 | If you become extinct first, can I have your hat? | 1.3462 | 0.05644 | 130 | 97 | 21 | 12 |
1126 | Wow. Quite a throwback. | 1.3462 | 0.05318 | 130 | 94 | 27 | 9 |
1127 | This hat, is why we can’t hug. | 1.3462 | 0.05089 | 130 | 92 | 31 | 7 |
1128 | You are such a nerd. | 1.3438 | 0.05254 | 128 | 92 | 28 | 8 |
1129 | My arms won't reach it either! | 1.3438 | 0.05136 | 128 | 91 | 30 | 7 |
1130 | How did Homo Sapiens win this game? | 1.3438 | 0.05483 | 128 | 94 | 24 | 10 |
1131 | Amazon has a Flying Peter Pan sales | 1.3438 | 0.05483 | 128 | 94 | 24 | 10 |
1132 | Yeah, I agree it's ridiculous. But I can't take it off either! | 1.3438 | 0.05483 | 128 | 94 | 24 | 10 |
1133 | Please don't tell me you ordered a necktie to match. | 1.3438 | 0.05370 | 128 | 93 | 26 | 9 |
1134 | OMG, you’re so Jurassic. | 1.3438 | 0.05370 | 128 | 93 | 26 | 9 |
1135 | We're dinosaurs, Ronny... we don't do whimsy! | 1.3438 | 0.05136 | 128 | 91 | 30 | 7 |
1136 | I wanna be remembered for the fun parts of me. | 1.3438 | 0.05254 | 128 | 92 | 28 | 8 |
1137 | It'll make a helluva fossil. | 1.3438 | 0.05254 | 128 | 92 | 28 | 8 |
1138 | Humans think we all look the same. It's so annoying. | 1.3438 | 0.05136 | 128 | 91 | 30 | 7 |
1139 | I would say you're a way too early adopter. | 1.3438 | 0.05136 | 128 | 91 | 30 | 7 |
1140 | Too much? | 1.3438 | 0.05254 | 128 | 92 | 28 | 8 |
1141 | While it certainly is innovative, I am not sure it will qualify as 'evolved'. | 1.3438 | 0.05014 | 128 | 90 | 32 | 6 |
1142 | And it generates all the power my pea sized brain ever needs! | 1.3438 | 0.05370 | 128 | 93 | 26 | 9 |
1143 | When that cute pterodactyl said 'if he can't fly, I don't want him,' I don't think she meant this. | 1.3438 | 0.05483 | 128 | 94 | 24 | 10 |
1144 | The ad said it's asteroid-proof. | 1.3438 | 0.05014 | 128 | 90 | 32 | 6 |
1145 | I've come from the future to warn you: the hats don't work. | 1.3438 | 0.05136 | 128 | 91 | 30 | 7 |
1146 | If you think you’re just gonna fly away to avoid this conversation you’ve got another thing coming | 1.3438 | 0.04890 | 128 | 89 | 34 | 5 |
1147 | Why didn't my breakfast come with a prize? | 1.3438 | 0.05136 | 128 | 91 | 30 | 7 |
1148 | And then she said It’s not you, it’s me | 1.3438 | 0.05136 | 128 | 91 | 30 | 7 |
1149 | Somehow this makes me fear for our future. | 1.3438 | 0.04632 | 128 | 87 | 38 | 3 |
1150 | I’m not mad but I am disappointed. | 1.3438 | 0.05254 | 128 | 92 | 28 | 8 |
1151 | so, what did you get on prime day? | 1.3438 | 0.05594 | 128 | 95 | 22 | 11 |
1152 | Bad lockdown haircut then? | 1.3438 | 0.05370 | 128 | 93 | 26 | 9 |
1153 | Your supposed to EVOLVE stupid! | 1.3413 | 0.05653 | 126 | 94 | 21 | 11 |
1154 | Okay, Boomer... | 1.3413 | 0.05653 | 126 | 94 | 21 | 11 |
1155 | I’m sorry, but I’m not in to that. | 1.3413 | 0.05305 | 126 | 91 | 27 | 8 |
1156 | Three months of spin class, I've still got this belly. | 1.3413 | 0.05060 | 126 | 89 | 31 | 6 |
1157 | Your look has got what we call 'aerodynamic drag'. | 1.3413 | 0.05060 | 126 | 89 | 31 | 6 |
1158 | This device will let you travel through time. You will miss the asteroid and arrive in a better, safer world: 2020 | 1.3413 | 0.05653 | 126 | 94 | 21 | 11 |
1159 | It's too wimpy, Rex. You need to try a tougher persona. | 1.3413 | 0.05305 | 126 | 91 | 27 | 8 |
1160 | You're right, it does make you look less threatening. | 1.3413 | 0.05184 | 126 | 90 | 29 | 7 |
1161 | Forget about why you're wearing it, how did you even get it on your head? | 1.3413 | 0.05184 | 126 | 90 | 29 | 7 |
1162 | It's called "evolution". | 1.3413 | 0.04668 | 126 | 86 | 37 | 3 |
1163 | I’m an ignoramus. | 1.3413 | 0.05184 | 126 | 90 | 29 | 7 |
1164 | I think we all want to ‘Make the Jurassic Period Great Again’, but is being a clown and a dunce the best way to go about it? | 1.3413 | 0.05764 | 126 | 95 | 19 | 12 |
1165 | Nice hat, Rocket Man! | 1.3413 | 0.05305 | 126 | 91 | 27 | 8 |
1166 | I always wear the parts I can’t eat. | 1.3413 | 0.05539 | 126 | 93 | 23 | 10 |
1167 | He tasted like veal | 1.3413 | 0.05423 | 126 | 92 | 25 | 9 |
1168 | I’d rather be extinct than wear that. | 1.3413 | 0.05060 | 126 | 89 | 31 | 6 |
1169 | I'm trying to offset my "resting predator face." | 1.3413 | 0.05539 | 126 | 93 | 23 | 10 |
1170 | It came with the order if I spent $75 or more | 1.3413 | 0.05423 | 126 | 92 | 25 | 9 |
1171 | I just think it’s so macabre that you keep souvenirs. | 1.3413 | 0.05423 | 126 | 92 | 25 | 9 |
1172 | It's proof! Some other beings lived here in the distant past. | 1.3413 | 0.05184 | 126 | 90 | 29 | 7 |
1173 | Mort, this is why your boss never takes your suggestions seriously. | 1.3413 | 0.05423 | 126 | 92 | 25 | 9 |
1174 | You're 66 million years old and you still act like a child! | 1.3413 | 0.04933 | 126 | 88 | 33 | 5 |
1175 | I DON'T know ... they said do something caption worthy | 1.3413 | 0.05539 | 126 | 93 | 23 | 10 |
1176 | So, I see the new space program is going well. | 1.3413 | 0.05305 | 126 | 91 | 27 | 8 |
1177 | Uh, when I said you can pull that off, I meant it literally. | 1.3413 | 0.05423 | 126 | 92 | 25 | 9 |
1178 | It’s just so derivative | 1.3413 | 0.05423 | 126 | 92 | 25 | 9 |
1179 | Cecil, if youre wearing the beanie, where's the boy? | 1.3413 | 0.05653 | 126 | 94 | 21 | 11 |
1180 | I don’t NOT love it. | 1.3413 | 0.05060 | 126 | 89 | 31 | 6 |
1181 | What's a fraternity? | 1.3387 | 0.05357 | 124 | 90 | 26 | 8 |
1182 | No. I don't resent your being a helicopter mom. | 1.3387 | 0.05357 | 124 | 90 | 26 | 8 |
1183 | Apparently you're a Spin-osaurus. | 1.3387 | 0.05597 | 124 | 92 | 22 | 10 |
1184 | That'll never catch on in 68 million years. | 1.3387 | 0.05478 | 124 | 91 | 24 | 9 |
1185 | In the short term its kinda cute, in the long term we are all extinct | 1.3387 | 0.05357 | 124 | 90 | 26 | 8 |
1186 | No one will believe in evolution now. | 1.3387 | 0.05357 | 124 | 90 | 26 | 8 |
1187 | Why would you want to join a fraternity anyway? | 1.3387 | 0.05357 | 124 | 90 | 26 | 8 |
1188 | Is this what people mean when they say their head is spinning? | 1.3387 | 0.05357 | 124 | 90 | 26 | 8 |
1189 | Keep wearing that and you'll be laughed into extinction. | 1.3387 | 0.05478 | 124 | 91 | 24 | 9 |
1190 | The good news is, your weather beanie really does predict meteor strikes. The bad news is.... | 1.3387 | 0.05107 | 124 | 88 | 30 | 6 |
1191 | You still look like a crocodile. | 1.3387 | 0.05107 | 124 | 88 | 30 | 6 |
1192 | It makes you look like something you'd kill. | 1.3387 | 0.04977 | 124 | 87 | 32 | 5 |
1193 | They also said that dinosaurs wouldn't make a comeback either. | 1.3387 | 0.05357 | 124 | 90 | 26 | 8 |
1194 | Nobody wears those anymore, they are so Paleozoic. | 1.3387 | 0.05357 | 124 | 90 | 26 | 8 |
1195 | I hope your fossil will never be found. | 1.3387 | 0.04843 | 124 | 86 | 34 | 4 |
1196 | No, seriously. It's a device to alarm me of incoming meteorites. | 1.3387 | 0.05357 | 124 | 90 | 26 | 8 |
1197 | I lost one just like that. | 1.3387 | 0.04977 | 124 | 87 | 32 | 5 |
1198 | We're all going to die, may as well live your life. | 1.3387 | 0.05357 | 124 | 90 | 26 | 8 |
1199 | I'm an asteroid denier. | 1.3387 | 0.05357 | 124 | 90 | 26 | 8 |
1200 | The pterodacyls put it on, and I - uh - I can't get it off. | 1.3387 | 0.05107 | 124 | 88 | 30 | 6 |
1201 | I said you needed some whimsy but that just makes you look fat! | 1.3387 | 0.05597 | 124 | 92 | 22 | 10 |
1202 | You still trying to pass as a juvenile? | 1.3387 | 0.05233 | 124 | 89 | 28 | 7 |
1203 | It's not that it looks stupid or frivolous or even non-contemporary. It's just not you. | 1.3387 | 0.05597 | 124 | 92 | 22 | 10 |
1204 | It won’t work . the grandkids still see you as a dinosaur | 1.3387 | 0.05478 | 124 | 91 | 24 | 9 |
1205 | You couldn’t have just gone with opposable thumbs? | 1.3387 | 0.05107 | 124 | 88 | 30 | 6 |
1206 | They will think you’re stupid | 1.3387 | 0.05107 | 124 | 88 | 30 | 6 |
1207 | Why no dear, it doesn't make you look fat at all. | 1.3387 | 0.05357 | 124 | 90 | 26 | 8 |
1208 | I know, but I just wish I could see the face on the paleontologist who finds me! | 1.3387 | 0.05713 | 124 | 93 | 20 | 11 |
1209 | A short humerus doesn’t mean I have to be short on humor. | 1.3387 | 0.05107 | 124 | 88 | 30 | 6 |
1210 | Don’t even ask how I got this on | 1.3387 | 0.05357 | 124 | 90 | 26 | 8 |
1211 | Thousands of years from now do you believe anyone will think this was funny? | 1.3387 | 0.05233 | 124 | 89 | 28 | 7 |
1212 | You do know 'dinosaur' means 'terrible lizard'?" | 1.3387 | 0.05597 | 124 | 92 | 22 | 10 |
1213 | I am trying to look more approachable and the fun type | 1.3387 | 0.05597 | 124 | 92 | 22 | 10 |
1214 | I told you, Crocs will never be fashionable. | 1.3387 | 0.04977 | 124 | 87 | 32 | 5 |
1215 | OK crocodile. | 1.3387 | 0.05107 | 124 | 88 | 30 | 6 |
1216 | He also tasted funny. | 1.3387 | 0.04843 | 124 | 86 | 34 | 4 |
1217 | That was close, Al! You almost swallowed the hat on that kid. | 1.3387 | 0.04977 | 124 | 87 | 32 | 5 |
1218 | What? It’s Yves Saint Lézard. | 1.3387 | 0.05357 | 124 | 90 | 26 | 8 |
1219 | Does this hat scream, “virgin”? | 1.3387 | 0.05233 | 124 | 89 | 28 | 7 |
1220 | Does this make me look like an herbivore? Be honest | 1.3387 | 0.05597 | 124 | 92 | 22 | 10 |
1221 | That hat really makes you look younger. | 1.3387 | 0.04706 | 124 | 85 | 36 | 3 |
1222 | I'm making us great again. I'm told this is all it takes | 1.3361 | 0.05880 | 119 | 90 | 18 | 11 |
1223 | If you've still got the receipt, I'd return it. Because if that giant meteor doesn't hit earth and wipe us out, then you're the guy stuck with the really silly hat. | 1.3360 | 0.05199 | 125 | 90 | 28 | 7 |
1224 | I'm hoping to achieve lift-off before the asteroid lands. | 1.3360 | 0.04944 | 125 | 88 | 32 | 5 |
1225 | What’s an asteroid? | 1.3360 | 0.05441 | 125 | 92 | 24 | 9 |
1226 | What does it mean when your extinction warning cap spins? | 1.3333 | 0.04988 | 123 | 87 | 31 | 5 |
1227 | I dunno, some guy named Cecil gave it to me. | 1.3333 | 0.05374 | 123 | 90 | 25 | 8 |
1228 | If you spin it backwards, you an hear it sing "Again Great America Make!" | 1.3333 | 0.05374 | 123 | 90 | 25 | 8 |
1229 | At least one of us is evolving. | 1.3333 | 0.05336 | 120 | 87 | 26 | 7 |
1230 | I'm gonna take off now. | 1.3333 | 0.05593 | 120 | 89 | 22 | 9 |
1231 | It’s my zoom cap | 1.3333 | 0.05616 | 123 | 92 | 21 | 10 |
1232 | That's a crock... | 1.3333 | 0.05496 | 123 | 91 | 23 | 9 |
1233 | Try flapping your arms too. | 1.3333 | 0.05496 | 123 | 91 | 23 | 9 |
1234 | Lose the propeller and say the blessing over the wine. | 1.3333 | 0.05496 | 123 | 91 | 23 | 9 |
1235 | I would have kept the camera | 1.3333 | 0.05466 | 120 | 88 | 24 | 8 |
1236 | No, it doesn't make you look fat, it makes you look "vintage". | 1.3333 | 0.05336 | 120 | 87 | 26 | 7 |
1237 | I said the color scheme will distract from how big it makes your butt look. Isn’t that the same thing? | 1.3333 | 0.04988 | 123 | 87 | 31 | 5 |
1238 | Sometimes your behavior embarrasses me Henry. | 1.3333 | 0.05067 | 120 | 85 | 30 | 5 |
1239 | You're telling me that's Trump's new hat for 2021?! | 1.3333 | 0.05374 | 123 | 90 | 25 | 8 |
1240 | Too little, too late...don't ya think? | 1.3333 | 0.05374 | 123 | 90 | 25 | 8 |
1241 | It came free in a box of croc-pops. | 1.3333 | 0.04988 | 123 | 87 | 31 | 5 |
1242 | You just wanna screw with the Palentologists, doncha. | 1.3333 | 0.05204 | 120 | 86 | 28 | 6 |
1243 | I suppose I did wish for someone who wears many different hats. | 1.3333 | 0.05466 | 120 | 88 | 24 | 8 |
1244 | It blocks asteroids and 5g radio waves? | 1.3333 | 0.05067 | 120 | 85 | 30 | 5 |
1245 | We have days to live and you're buying a hat?? | 1.3333 | 0.05717 | 120 | 90 | 20 | 10 |
1246 | When I was speaking about that kid I said, “Let’s eat him” not “Let’s meet him”! | 1.3333 | 0.05593 | 120 | 89 | 22 | 9 |
1247 | Dad, that's so Mesozoic Era | 1.3333 | 0.05248 | 123 | 89 | 27 | 7 |
1248 | Meteor shower party gift? | 1.3333 | 0.05466 | 120 | 88 | 24 | 8 |
1249 | Your brothers are going to hate you, Joseph. | 1.3333 | 0.05717 | 120 | 90 | 20 | 10 |
1250 | Tell me you didn't take that from the boy in the well. | 1.3333 | 0.05248 | 123 | 89 | 27 | 7 |
1251 | Sartorially and archaeologically, it's a no-no. | 1.3333 | 0.05067 | 120 | 85 | 30 | 5 |
1252 | Sure, I'm full, but he left a funny taste in my mouth. | 1.3333 | 0.05593 | 120 | 89 | 22 | 9 |
1253 | And then I heard his mom scream, “run in a zig zag!” | 1.3333 | 0.05466 | 120 | 88 | 24 | 8 |
1254 | Next thing I knew I was flying around the dance floor | 1.3333 | 0.05120 | 123 | 88 | 29 | 6 |
1255 | If that doesn't make us great again I'd like to know what will. | 1.3306 | 0.05085 | 124 | 89 | 29 | 6 |
1256 | Nice try, but you know we're eventually evolving feathers and wings, don't you? | 1.3306 | 0.05085 | 124 | 89 | 29 | 6 |
1257 | You look plain silly, no matter how you spin it. | 1.3306 | 0.05337 | 124 | 91 | 25 | 8 |
1258 | You’re a pledge? I thought fraternities had become extinct. | 1.3306 | 0.04683 | 124 | 86 | 35 | 3 |
1259 | I suspect it will be a evolutionary dead end. | 1.3306 | 0.05577 | 124 | 93 | 21 | 10 |
1260 | Hmm, nope, sorry, you still don't look any smarter in that one either. | 1.3306 | 0.05085 | 124 | 89 | 29 | 6 |
1261 | You evolve. I want to be a party animal. | 1.3306 | 0.04955 | 124 | 88 | 31 | 5 |
1262 | I thought that trend went extinct. | 1.3306 | 0.05085 | 124 | 89 | 29 | 6 |
1263 | I decided to pledge a fraternity. | 1.3306 | 0.05694 | 124 | 94 | 19 | 11 |
1264 | If you think I look stupid, you should've seen the kid I ate. | 1.3306 | 0.05577 | 124 | 93 | 21 | 10 |
1265 | He said, "Hold my hat...so..." | 1.3306 | 0.05458 | 124 | 92 | 23 | 9 |
1266 | Yup. Extinction is inevitable. | 1.3306 | 0.05337 | 124 | 91 | 25 | 8 |
1267 | So... how’s life with kids treating you? | 1.3306 | 0.05337 | 124 | 91 | 25 | 8 |
1268 | We haven’t developed feathers yet, but that whirly thing on top gives me an idea. | 1.3306 | 0.04955 | 124 | 87 | 31 | 5 |
1269 | That's gonna' really confuse fossil hunters 65 million years from now. | 1.3306 | 0.05337 | 124 | 91 | 25 | 8 |
1270 | I call it a try-hat-on-tops. | 1.3306 | 0.05337 | 124 | 91 | 25 | 8 |
1271 | I know our brains are small, but really, Howard. | 1.3306 | 0.05085 | 124 | 89 | 29 | 6 |
1272 | Make the swamp great again! | 1.3306 | 0.05458 | 124 | 92 | 23 | 9 |
1273 | Bring back the Mcpussy | 1.3306 | 0.05085 | 124 | 89 | 29 | 6 |
1274 | Ugh now I want one. | 1.3306 | 0.05085 | 124 | 89 | 29 | 6 |
1275 | You may be a predator but you ain't no drone. | 1.3305 | 0.05390 | 118 | 86 | 25 | 7 |
1276 | Not the Good Croc / Bad Croc routine again... | 1.3305 | 0.05523 | 118 | 87 | 23 | 8 |
1277 | Oh my God Eugene, your fashion sense is just prehistoric. | 1.3305 | 0.05254 | 118 | 85 | 27 | 6 |
1278 | I miss Beanie and Cecil. | 1.3305 | 0.05390 | 118 | 86 | 25 | 7 |
1279 | I’m sure your invite was lost in the mail. | 1.3305 | 0.05523 | 118 | 87 | 23 | 8 |
1280 | Gosh, Rex, I believe you've invented mirth. | 1.3305 | 0.05390 | 118 | 86 | 25 | 7 |
1281 | I'd go with counterclockwise. | 1.3305 | 0.05254 | 118 | 85 | 27 | 6 |
1282 | Why didn’t you just wear a gator | 1.3305 | 0.05523 | 118 | 87 | 23 | 8 |
1283 | Like lipstick on a pig," is one expression that comes to mind | 1.3305 | 0.05652 | 118 | 88 | 21 | 9 |
1284 | Look, I get eating the guy, but ... | 1.3305 | 0.05254 | 118 | 85 | 27 | 6 |
1285 | Let’s practice emotional distancing too. | 1.3305 | 0.06260 | 118 | 93 | 11 | 14 |
1286 | Personally I prefer the taste of sophomores. | 1.3305 | 0.05254 | 118 | 85 | 27 | 6 |
1287 | I wouldn't be caught between layers of sediment wearing that hat. | 1.3305 | 0.05523 | 118 | 87 | 23 | 8 |
1288 | That does not translate to kinder, gentler. | 1.3305 | 0.04971 | 118 | 83 | 31 | 4 |
1289 | Well, since you asked, it's a little too Beaver Cleaverish for me. | 1.3305 | 0.05254 | 118 | 85 | 27 | 6 |
1290 | Never mind where you got that, how’d you reach to put it on your head? | 1.3305 | 0.05523 | 118 | 87 | 23 | 8 |
1291 | Zoomwear? | 1.3305 | 0.05779 | 118 | 89 | 19 | 10 |
1292 | How do you wind it up? | 1.3305 | 0.05523 | 118 | 87 | 23 | 8 |
1293 | He was wearing it when I ate him. | 1.3305 | 0.05903 | 118 | 90 | 17 | 11 |
1294 | Prop comedy died off in the Triassic era! | 1.3305 | 0.05254 | 118 | 85 | 27 | 6 |
1295 | Why do I always have to be Cecil? | 1.3305 | 0.05652 | 118 | 88 | 21 | 9 |
1296 | I see you are making a run for president in 2024! | 1.3305 | 0.05903 | 118 | 90 | 17 | 11 |
1297 | OK, but how do you reach it? | 1.3305 | 0.05254 | 118 | 85 | 27 | 6 |
1298 | It definitely makes you look younger. You don't look a day over late Cretaceous. | 1.3305 | 0.05254 | 118 | 85 | 27 | 6 |
1299 | Be honest. Too hipster? | 1.3305 | 0.05390 | 118 | 86 | 25 | 7 |
1300 | You are what you eat, Ted. | 1.3305 | 0.05254 | 118 | 85 | 27 | 6 |
1301 | well, it does take off a bit the attention from your teeth. | 1.3305 | 0.05254 | 118 | 85 | 27 | 6 |
1302 | What? It’s from Burning Man!! | 1.3305 | 0.05254 | 118 | 85 | 27 | 6 |
1303 | Revolution, Evolution; I think I'm supposed to fly. | 1.3248 | 0.05268 | 117 | 85 | 26 | 6 |
1304 | I hope we can evolve past this. | 1.3248 | 0.04980 | 117 | 83 | 30 | 4 |
1305 | 'It cools the brain so I won't go extinct.' | 1.3248 | 0.05406 | 117 | 86 | 24 | 7 |
1306 | An asteroid will hit before I take this off | 1.3248 | 0.05672 | 117 | 88 | 20 | 9 |
1307 | It will come back in style eventually. | 1.3248 | 0.05672 | 117 | 88 | 20 | 9 |
1308 | That doesn't count as wind power | 1.3248 | 0.05406 | 117 | 86 | 24 | 7 |
1309 | Frank, you gotta believe me that feathers are just around the corner | 1.3248 | 0.05540 | 117 | 87 | 22 | 8 |
1310 | Very colorful Bob, but it's just not who we are. | 1.3248 | 0.05406 | 117 | 86 | 24 | 7 |
1311 | Meteor sighting party!!! | 1.3248 | 0.05406 | 117 | 86 | 24 | 7 |
1312 | You wore that on the Zoom? | 1.3248 | 0.05540 | 117 | 87 | 22 | 8 |
1313 | Really? It spins by brain power? | 1.3248 | 0.05540 | 117 | 87 | 22 | 8 |
1314 | Yes, I'd have to say it does make your butt look fat. | 1.3248 | 0.05126 | 117 | 84 | 28 | 5 |
1315 | I don’t think that’s how evolution works! | 1.3248 | 0.04980 | 117 | 83 | 30 | 4 |
1316 | But Don, it keeps the hair dye from running down my cheeks! | 1.3248 | 0.05540 | 117 | 87 | 22 | 8 |
1317 | Let me guess... you're going to be a Triceratops for Halloween! | 1.3248 | 0.05406 | 117 | 86 | 24 | 7 |
1318 | Is that our next step in evolution? | 1.3248 | 0.04830 | 117 | 82 | 32 | 3 |
1319 | Yeah...the hat does make your arms look longer. | 1.3248 | 0.04980 | 117 | 83 | 30 | 4 |
1320 | I agree it’s revolving. But not sure if it’s evolving. | 1.3248 | 0.04980 | 117 | 83 | 30 | 4 |
1321 | Please tell me you bought that thing and didn't eat some kid? | 1.3248 | 0.05268 | 117 | 85 | 26 | 6 |
1322 | You’ll have to do better than that if you want us to evolve to birds. | 1.3248 | 0.05406 | 117 | 86 | 24 | 7 |
1323 | After 20 million years of the same old, same OLD, I thought we needed a lift! | 1.3248 | 0.05268 | 117 | 85 | 26 | 6 |
1324 | The Pope wears a beanie, why can't I? | 1.3248 | 0.05540 | 117 | 87 | 22 | 8 |
1325 | If God had meant us to fly He'd have made us pterodactyls. | 1.3248 | 0.05126 | 117 | 84 | 28 | 5 |
1326 | Aren’t you about 65 million years too old for that? | 1.3248 | 0.05268 | 117 | 85 | 26 | 6 |
1327 | I think it looked better on him. | 1.3248 | 0.05126 | 117 | 84 | 28 | 5 |
1328 | Hmm, maybe. But I think you looked sexier in the fedora. | 1.3248 | 0.05126 | 117 | 84 | 28 | 5 |
1329 | It would take a cataclysmic event to convince me that wind power can affect climate change. | 1.3248 | 0.05800 | 117 | 89 | 18 | 10 |
1330 | I'd like to see those idiotic hats go the way of the...um, never mind. | 1.3248 | 0.05672 | 117 | 88 | 20 | 9 |
1331 | Someday we may evolve into birds, but that is not going to help the process. | 1.3248 | 0.05268 | 117 | 85 | 26 | 6 |
1332 | Nope,you still look about 65 million years old. | 1.3248 | 0.05268 | 117 | 85 | 26 | 6 |
1333 | I wish I had color vision! | 1.3248 | 0.05540 | 117 | 87 | 22 | 8 |
1334 | I got it at a bar mitzvah. | 1.3248 | 0.05406 | 117 | 86 | 24 | 7 |
1335 | I gave the kid a choice, your life for the hat. | 1.3248 | 0.05672 | 117 | 88 | 20 | 9 |
1336 | No, you cannot call yourself Whimsysaurus! | 1.3248 | 0.05268 | 117 | 85 | 26 | 6 |
1337 | We either go color or we go extinct. | 1.3248 | 0.05268 | 117 | 85 | 26 | 6 |
1338 | Your arms don't quite reach your head. So how did you put on that hat? | 1.3248 | 0.05126 | 117 | 84 | 28 | 5 |
1339 | Is this your asteroid escape plan? | 1.3248 | 0.05672 | 117 | 88 | 20 | 9 |
1340 | Don't you think it's time your mommy stopped dressing you? | 1.3248 | 0.05126 | 117 | 84 | 28 | 5 |
1341 | Nope - still didn't get off the ground. And I CAN'T blow any harder. | 1.3248 | 0.05126 | 117 | 84 | 28 | 5 |
1342 | Want to go for a spin? | 1.3248 | 0.05406 | 117 | 86 | 24 | 7 |
1343 | And now, with 5G | 1.3248 | 0.05540 | 117 | 87 | 22 | 8 |
1344 | This is gonna confuse the hell outta them paleontologists! | 1.3248 | 0.05268 | 117 | 85 | 26 | 6 |
1345 | Do my new teeth make me look stupid? | 1.3248 | 0.05540 | 117 | 87 | 22 | 8 |
1346 | Oh, huge difference. I see a completely different side of the people I eat. | 1.3248 | 0.05540 | 117 | 87 | 22 | 8 |
1347 | You really think some color will revive our sex life, Frank? | 1.3248 | 0.05406 | 117 | 86 | 24 | 7 |
1348 | We've all got dreams, Gary. | 1.3248 | 0.04830 | 117 | 82 | 32 | 3 |
1349 | All of this asteroid talk has me looking for whimsy lately. | 1.3248 | 0.04980 | 117 | 83 | 30 | 4 |
1350 | A word of warning, DO NOT eat those mushrooms by the cave. | 1.3248 | 0.05540 | 117 | 87 | 22 | 8 |
1351 | Steve, the party isn’t for another two million years. | 1.3248 | 0.04980 | 117 | 83 | 30 | 4 |
1352 | I got it on amazon | 1.3248 | 0.05406 | 117 | 86 | 24 | 7 |
1353 | This should give the paleontologists something to wonder about. | 1.3248 | 0.05406 | 117 | 86 | 24 | 7 |
1354 | Didn’t you hear? Those windmills cause cancer | 1.3248 | 0.05672 | 117 | 88 | 20 | 9 |
1355 | Shut up, Jim. I’m a nervous rex and the hat is helping. | 1.3248 | 0.04980 | 117 | 83 | 30 | 4 |
1356 | It’s not too much is it? | 1.3248 | 0.05406 | 117 | 86 | 24 | 7 |
1357 | You see, Bob, you need an exit strategy. | 1.3248 | 0.05126 | 117 | 84 | 28 | 5 |
1358 | I am a Droneosaurus Rex. | 1.3248 | 0.05268 | 117 | 85 | 26 | 6 |
1359 | Even as a vicious predator, I like to show my lighter side. | 1.3246 | 0.05359 | 114 | 83 | 25 | 6 |
1360 | Sorry. We velociraptors do not date velocicopters | 1.3217 | 0.05174 | 115 | 83 | 27 | 5 |
1361 | It's just not you. | 1.3217 | 0.05024 | 115 | 82 | 29 | 4 |
1362 | Killer asteroid's approaching - but keep it under your hat. | 1.3217 | 0.05319 | 115 | 84 | 25 | 6 |
1363 | They told me I could keep the hat if I didn't eat their children. | 1.3217 | 0.05024 | 115 | 82 | 29 | 4 |
1364 | That’s cold blooded. | 1.3217 | 0.05733 | 115 | 87 | 19 | 9 |
1365 | You don’t have to attack anymore ...they’ll die laughing. | 1.3217 | 0.05865 | 115 | 88 | 17 | 10 |
1366 | So how was your first week working at Google? | 1.3217 | 0.05174 | 115 | 83 | 27 | 5 |
1367 | Fly? I thought you were trying to get better cell service. | 1.3217 | 0.05319 | 115 | 84 | 25 | 6 |
1368 | You’re really screwing up that whole superior species thing. | 1.3217 | 0.05174 | 115 | 83 | 27 | 5 |
1369 | No, I don't think it makes you look smart. | 1.3217 | 0.05461 | 115 | 85 | 23 | 7 |
1370 | Sorry, you won't be able to fly until the Cretaceous Period. | 1.3217 | 0.05319 | 115 | 84 | 25 | 6 |
1371 | It's totally you. | 1.3217 | 0.04870 | 115 | 81 | 31 | 3 |
1372 | Yeah, I’m not sure that thing’s gonna protect you from asteroids. | 1.3217 | 0.05174 | 115 | 83 | 27 | 5 |
1373 | I'm trying Prozac. | 1.3217 | 0.05461 | 115 | 85 | 23 | 7 |
1374 | Wow! Evolution is kind of weird, isn't it? | 1.3217 | 0.05319 | 115 | 84 | 25 | 6 |
1375 | We deserve extinction | 1.3217 | 0.05733 | 115 | 87 | 19 | 9 |
1376 | I got it from a dog named Peabody. | 1.3217 | 0.05174 | 115 | 83 | 27 | 5 |
1377 | I know it looks ridiculous but I can't reach to take it off. | 1.3217 | 0.04870 | 115 | 81 | 31 | 3 |
1378 | I just don't see the evolutionary advantage, Carl. | 1.3217 | 0.05319 | 115 | 84 | 25 | 6 |
1379 | Wow! I thought propeller beanies were extinct! | 1.3217 | 0.05733 | 115 | 87 | 19 | 9 |
1380 | Dad says the volcanologists are wrong, and we don’t have to cancel the party. | 1.3217 | 0.05733 | 115 | 87 | 19 | 9 |
1381 | How in the world are the evolutionists going to explain that? | 1.3217 | 0.04711 | 115 | 80 | 33 | 2 |
1382 | Are you being sarcastic? Our arms are too short to spin it AND we're colorblind. | 1.3217 | 0.05174 | 115 | 83 | 27 | 5 |
1383 | You ate Beany?! | 1.3217 | 0.04870 | 115 | 81 | 31 | 3 |
1384 | I told you not to pledge a fraternity, but do you ever listen to your dad? | 1.3217 | 0.05174 | 115 | 83 | 27 | 5 |
1385 | Online, you seemed like my perfect match. Now, I really wish I could unsee your beanie. | 1.3217 | 0.05599 | 115 | 86 | 21 | 8 |
1386 | Wanna go for a whirl? | 1.3217 | 0.04870 | 115 | 81 | 31 | 3 |
1387 | No, really, I think it looks good on you. Plus anyone who might eat you will die laughing first. | 1.3217 | 0.05461 | 115 | 85 | 23 | 7 |
1388 | I'm embracing my inner child | 1.3217 | 0.05461 | 115 | 85 | 23 | 7 |
1389 | It's a lot of things, but I don't think it's "the next step in evolution." | 1.3217 | 0.05024 | 115 | 82 | 29 | 4 |
1390 | I dunno, Larry, I think we just have to evolve a little more before we can fly. | 1.3217 | 0.05174 | 115 | 83 | 27 | 5 |
1391 | For the last time, Bob, nothing is going to come falling out of the sky anytime soon - and even if it did, that dumb hat wouldn't protect you. | 1.3217 | 0.05733 | 115 | 87 | 19 | 9 |
1392 | Sorry, but I don't think it's your color. | 1.3217 | 0.05865 | 115 | 88 | 17 | 10 |
1393 | It’s a movement to Make Dinosaurs Great Again | 1.3217 | 0.05174 | 115 | 83 | 27 | 5 |
1394 | Well, I suppose if pigs can fly | 1.3217 | 0.05461 | 115 | 85 | 23 | 7 |
1395 | Dude, no one wants to get eaten by a nerd. | 1.3217 | 0.05319 | 115 | 84 | 25 | 6 |
1396 | We'll see how that kind of humor plays out in the fossil record. | 1.3217 | 0.05319 | 115 | 84 | 25 | 6 |
1397 | Does this make me look post-historic? | 1.3217 | 0.05599 | 115 | 86 | 21 | 8 |
1398 | I didn't want to join a tech giant either, but you know what they say: adapt or go extinct. | 1.3217 | 0.05319 | 115 | 84 | 25 | 6 |
1399 | Try wings first! | 1.3217 | 0.05319 | 115 | 84 | 25 | 6 |
1400 | Well, obviously *I* didn't put it on. | 1.3217 | 0.05461 | 115 | 85 | 23 | 7 |
1401 | What I think about that beanie is that if dinosaurs go extinct, there will be no question about what caused it. | 1.3217 | 0.05599 | 115 | 86 | 21 | 8 |
1402 | Even if it lasts the full 65 million years, I don't think they are going to call you a propellasaurus. | 1.3217 | 0.05599 | 115 | 86 | 21 | 8 |
1403 | I’ve evolved. | 1.3217 | 0.05024 | 115 | 82 | 29 | 4 |
1404 | When they find our bones it will make them wonder. | 1.3217 | 0.05461 | 115 | 85 | 23 | 7 |
1405 | I have to wear it for my new religion, the rotatarians. | 1.3217 | 0.05599 | 115 | 86 | 21 | 8 |
1406 | I like it James, but how do you plan on taking it off? | 1.3217 | 0.05733 | 115 | 87 | 19 | 9 |
1407 | When they dig up your fossil, this could reflect badly on all of us. | 1.3217 | 0.05461 | 115 | 85 | 23 | 7 |
1408 | I believe you that is spins, Fred, but I already told you my arms are the same length as yours. | 1.3217 | 0.05461 | 115 | 85 | 23 | 7 |
1409 | What the fuck! | 1.3217 | 0.05599 | 115 | 86 | 21 | 8 |
1410 | They accuse me of being a helicopter parent! | 1.3217 | 0.05461 | 115 | 85 | 23 | 7 |
1411 | No wonder we are gong extinct. | 1.3217 | 0.05599 | 115 | 86 | 21 | 8 |
1412 | Cool. But where is Cecil? | 1.3217 | 0.05319 | 115 | 84 | 25 | 6 |
1413 | I know, I know...there's nothing I can do about it. | 1.3217 | 0.05461 | 115 | 85 | 23 | 7 |
1414 | Hey. Look what I picked up at the Jurassic Park gift store | 1.3217 | 0.05733 | 115 | 87 | 19 | 9 |
1415 | It’s kind of an “unnatural “ selection isn’t it? | 1.3217 | 0.05319 | 115 | 84 | 25 | 6 |
1416 | My head is spinning. | 1.3217 | 0.05319 | 115 | 84 | 25 | 6 |
1417 | Cool, but I’ll bet it’ll never sell in a million years | 1.3217 | 0.05024 | 115 | 82 | 29 | 4 |
1418 | We're doomed? There you go again, putting the worst possible spin on everything. | 1.3217 | 0.05994 | 115 | 89 | 15 | 11 |
1419 | This works better than tin foil to keep aliens from taking over my brain. | 1.3217 | 0.05599 | 115 | 86 | 21 | 8 |
1420 | I know ... it's dangerous out here. I'm glad to see your employer is finally giving you appropriate PPE. | 1.3217 | 0.05733 | 115 | 87 | 19 | 9 |
1421 | I can’t reach it either. Guess it’s stuck up there, Bob. | 1.3217 | 0.05319 | 115 | 84 | 25 | 6 |
1422 | What did you do with the boy? | 1.3217 | 0.05319 | 115 | 84 | 25 | 6 |
1423 | Is that really how you want to be remembered? | 1.3217 | 0.05733 | 115 | 87 | 19 | 9 |
1424 | That's really going to confuse the paleontologists.... | 1.3217 | 0.05319 | 115 | 84 | 25 | 6 |
1425 | That's a big comedown from Marine One, Donnie. | 1.3217 | 0.05994 | 115 | 89 | 15 | 11 |
1426 | Ted, I think I know why you've had trouble with the ladies lately. | 1.3217 | 0.05461 | 115 | 85 | 23 | 7 |
1427 | Hanging out with the Rotary Club, I see! | 1.3217 | 0.05865 | 115 | 88 | 17 | 10 |
1428 | The ad claims it is guaranteed to deflect meteors. | 1.3217 | 0.05461 | 115 | 85 | 23 | 7 |
1429 | Yes, your asteroid detector is starting to spin. | 1.3217 | 0.05319 | 115 | 84 | 25 | 6 |
1430 | I thought of tossing it, but it brings me joy. | 1.3217 | 0.05733 | 115 | 87 | 19 | 9 |
1431 | I still say we're gonna have to evolve wings and stop fooling around with silly contraptions if we hope to get off the ground Floyd! | 1.3217 | 0.05865 | 115 | 88 | 17 | 10 |
1432 | He said he'd give me this if I wouldn't eat him. What does that mean? | 1.3217 | 0.05599 | 115 | 86 | 21 | 8 |
1433 | The fun never ends. What was that big noise? | 1.3217 | 0.05174 | 115 | 83 | 27 | 5 |
1434 | Too bad your arms are too short to take it off. | 1.3217 | 0.05599 | 115 | 86 | 21 | 8 |
1435 | It will take more than a cool hat to make dinosaurs great again. | 1.3217 | 0.05174 | 115 | 83 | 27 | 5 |
1436 | Terrance is this what a mid-life crisis looks like?! | 1.3217 | 0.05319 | 115 | 84 | 25 | 6 |
1437 | Weird, right? It’s actually less cartoonish than your MAGA hat. | 1.3217 | 0.05733 | 115 | 87 | 19 | 9 |
1438 | I don't want anyone to know that I'm losing my hair | 1.3217 | 0.05174 | 115 | 83 | 27 | 5 |
1439 | Please tell me it was a gift ! | 1.3217 | 0.05461 | 115 | 85 | 23 | 7 |
1440 | I never thought you'd become one of those helicopter parents. | 1.3217 | 0.05461 | 115 | 85 | 23 | 7 |
1441 | No really! It’s exactly what I wanted for Christmas. Honest. | 1.3217 | 0.05461 | 115 | 85 | 23 | 7 |
1442 | I found it at the new archaeological dig. | 1.3217 | 0.05599 | 115 | 86 | 21 | 8 |
1443 | We can get into wind power now or wait another 65 million years for coal and petroleum. | 1.3217 | 0.05461 | 115 | 85 | 23 | 7 |
1444 | Where is the food that came with the hat? | 1.3217 | 0.05319 | 115 | 84 | 25 | 6 |
1445 | We get it. You work at Google. | 1.3217 | 0.05599 | 115 | 86 | 21 | 8 |
1446 | It’s retro | 1.3217 | 0.05599 | 115 | 86 | 21 | 8 |
1447 | Wow, I’m NOT color-blind? | 1.3217 | 0.05174 | 115 | 83 | 27 | 5 |
1448 | Am I too late for Pride? | 1.3217 | 0.05174 | 115 | 83 | 27 | 5 |
1449 | I don't care if you don't like it. It makes ME feel good | 1.3217 | 0.05599 | 115 | 86 | 21 | 8 |
1450 | Is this the natural selection thing they're all talking about? | 1.3217 | 0.05174 | 115 | 83 | 27 | 5 |
1451 | It's not the hat, it's that you're wearing a hat | 1.3217 | 0.05461 | 115 | 85 | 23 | 7 |
1452 | How did you reach your head? | 1.3217 | 0.05733 | 115 | 87 | 19 | 9 |
1453 | I think it's time we discussed your pandemic wardrobe. | 1.3217 | 0.05599 | 115 | 86 | 21 | 8 |
1454 | That’s the new normal?! | 1.3217 | 0.05024 | 115 | 82 | 29 | 4 |
1455 | I can’t wait till they find a fossil of me wearing this! | 1.3217 | 0.05319 | 115 | 84 | 25 | 6 |
1456 | Cecil, I see you've evolved... | 1.3214 | 0.05107 | 112 | 80 | 28 | 4 |
1457 | I suppose you want shoes to match? | 1.3214 | 0.05703 | 112 | 84 | 20 | 8 |
1458 | I feel extinct without one! | 1.3214 | 0.04947 | 112 | 79 | 30 | 3 |
1459 | You embarrassed me at the party | 1.3214 | 0.05413 | 112 | 82 | 24 | 6 |
1460 | You look different than your profile pic. | 1.3214 | 0.05413 | 112 | 82 | 24 | 6 |
1461 | My therapist says that it reflects my Creationist bias. | 1.3214 | 0.05703 | 112 | 84 | 20 | 8 |
1462 | for heaven's sake Frank, it's a cult! Just look what they've made you wear | 1.3214 | 0.05413 | 112 | 82 | 24 | 6 |
1463 | Maybe lower the dosage Jeff | 1.3200 | 0.05664 | 100 | 73 | 22 | 5 |
1464 | You got some Pat Sajak on the side of your mouth there, Carl. | 1.3186 | 0.06063 | 113 | 88 | 14 | 11 |
1465 | Evolution is a powerful force. | 1.3186 | 0.05223 | 113 | 82 | 26 | 5 |
1466 | Style will NEVER be extinct. | 1.3186 | 0.05373 | 113 | 83 | 24 | 6 |
1467 | I miss you already. | 1.3186 | 0.05797 | 113 | 86 | 18 | 9 |
1468 | I'm just not sure it will stand the test of time. | 1.3186 | 0.05518 | 113 | 84 | 22 | 7 |
1469 | Still fearsome. Sorry. | 1.3186 | 0.05223 | 113 | 82 | 26 | 5 |
1470 | they sell them in the dealers room at RaptorCon | 1.3186 | 0.06063 | 113 | 88 | 14 | 11 |
1471 | Yeah, we're going to evolve into birds, but not that way. The propeller comes much later." | 1.3186 | 0.05518 | 113 | 84 | 22 | 7 |
1472 | That's not how you play Spin the Bottle. | 1.3186 | 0.05373 | 113 | 83 | 24 | 6 |
1473 | It's mandatory if you want to pledge Rex Kappa Saurus. | 1.3186 | 0.05070 | 113 | 81 | 28 | 4 |
1474 | A little wind, and I will be out of here. | 1.3186 | 0.05223 | 113 | 82 | 26 | 5 |
1475 | You fool! That's not a hat of distinction, it's a hat of extinction! | 1.3186 | 0.05373 | 113 | 83 | 24 | 6 |
1476 | I don’t think it will prevent extinction but you can go out looking happy. | 1.3186 | 0.05223 | 113 | 82 | 26 | 5 |
1477 | You’re not pulling it off. | 1.3186 | 0.04912 | 113 | 80 | 30 | 3 |
1478 | How the heck did you put it on? | 1.3186 | 0.05223 | 113 | 82 | 26 | 5 |
1479 | Oh my god, you ate Beanie! | 1.3186 | 0.05659 | 113 | 85 | 20 | 8 |
1480 | They ran out of MAGA hats. | 1.3186 | 0.05223 | 113 | 82 | 26 | 5 |
1481 | No Cecil, that isn’t the beanie you’ve been looking for!” | 1.3186 | 0.05518 | 113 | 84 | 22 | 7 |
1482 | Do you have any idea how ridiculous you’re going to look as a fossil? | 1.3186 | 0.05070 | 113 | 81 | 28 | 4 |
1483 | Aren't you a little old for that? | 1.3186 | 0.05797 | 113 | 86 | 18 | 9 |
1484 | It sucks that you can't get it off, but how did you get it on? | 1.3186 | 0.05518 | 113 | 84 | 22 | 7 |
1485 | If this is evolution it sucks. | 1.3186 | 0.05518 | 113 | 84 | 22 | 7 |
1486 | Does this make me look fat? | 1.3186 | 0.05659 | 113 | 85 | 20 | 8 |
1487 | Sure I’m a Komodo dragon, but I have a playful side. | 1.3186 | 0.05070 | 113 | 81 | 28 | 4 |
1488 | The earlier, but less known and less successful Wrong brothers. | 1.3186 | 0.05518 | 113 | 84 | 22 | 7 |
1489 | How many times do I have to tell you, stay away from that summer camp! | 1.3186 | 0.05373 | 113 | 83 | 24 | 6 |
1490 | OK, either regurgitate the kid or take off the beanie. | 1.3186 | 0.05373 | 113 | 83 | 24 | 6 |
1491 | Just think, I'll be known as helicopterous dinosaurus. | 1.3186 | 0.05932 | 113 | 87 | 16 | 10 |
1492 | You're setting yourself up for extinction. | 1.3186 | 0.05797 | 113 | 86 | 18 | 9 |
1493 | The Paleozoic Era called and they want their copter beanie back. | 1.3186 | 0.05659 | 113 | 85 | 20 | 8 |
1494 | It looked better on the cereal box. | 1.3186 | 0.05373 | 113 | 83 | 24 | 6 |
1495 | Help! I can't reach it to stop the spinning! | 1.3186 | 0.05373 | 113 | 83 | 24 | 6 |
1496 | We're all going to die anyway may as well go down in style. | 1.3186 | 0.05223 | 113 | 82 | 26 | 5 |
1497 | Larry knew his mating dance lacked panache, so he wore something provocative. | 1.3186 | 0.05223 | 113 | 82 | 26 | 5 |
1498 | I know it looks silly, but a guy on the internet said that it will protect me from a meteor, so do your research. | 1.3186 | 0.05373 | 113 | 83 | 24 | 6 |
1499 | Are you going to wear that to the TAR PITS. | 1.3186 | 0.05659 | 113 | 85 | 20 | 8 |
1500 | When paleontologists find your body, they'll name you the 'Eye-saur'. | 1.3186 | 0.05659 | 113 | 85 | 20 | 8 |
1501 | Yeah..... the little kid tasted alright, I suppose, but what I was really after was this cool hat of his. | 1.3186 | 0.05797 | 113 | 86 | 18 | 9 |
1502 | Maybe add a pair of glasses. | 1.3186 | 0.05070 | 113 | 81 | 28 | 4 |
1503 | That's one option. Or you could grow feathers and get smaller. | 1.3186 | 0.05223 | 113 | 82 | 26 | 5 |
1504 | I think I'll pass -- those novelty caps never take off. | 1.3186 | 0.04912 | 113 | 80 | 30 | 3 |
1505 | Are you feeling okay? You look like you ate something funny. | 1.3186 | 0.05373 | 113 | 83 | 24 | 6 |
1506 | And I thought the volcano would be the news of the day... | 1.3186 | 0.05518 | 113 | 84 | 22 | 7 |
1507 | Yes, I know it looks ridiculous, but tonight I'm going to party like it's 64,991,999 B.C. | 1.3186 | 0.05070 | 113 | 81 | 28 | 4 |
1508 | That’s not how evolution works, Bob. | 1.3186 | 0.05070 | 113 | 81 | 28 | 4 |
1509 | Dude, just eat one of your frat brothers and the hazing will stop. | 1.3186 | 0.05223 | 113 | 82 | 26 | 5 |
1510 | That's not how evolution works, Cecil. | 1.3186 | 0.05373 | 113 | 83 | 24 | 6 |
1511 | What do you mean . . . dignity is overrated? | 1.3186 | 0.05373 | 113 | 83 | 24 | 6 |
1512 | Only someone with a pea-sized brain would wear one of those! | 1.3186 | 0.05797 | 113 | 86 | 18 | 9 |
1513 | Your sense of style isn't particularly evolved. | 1.3186 | 0.05659 | 113 | 85 | 20 | 8 |
1514 | I guess it’s 60s day at the tar pit | 1.3186 | 0.05659 | 113 | 85 | 20 | 8 |
1515 | Oh, you've invented the wheel! | 1.3186 | 0.05659 | 113 | 85 | 20 | 8 |
1516 | Why not put on your pocket protector and call it an era. | 1.3186 | 0.05932 | 113 | 87 | 16 | 10 |
1517 | If you can’t eat it, Bernie, what good is it? | 1.3186 | 0.05373 | 113 | 83 | 24 | 6 |
1518 | It will be the slogan for his 2024 re-election campaign | 1.3186 | 0.05373 | 113 | 83 | 24 | 6 |
1519 | In a few million generations, everyone’s going to be wearing them. | 1.3186 | 0.05070 | 113 | 81 | 28 | 4 |
1520 | You’ve gotta stop online shopping after midnight | 1.3186 | 0.05797 | 113 | 86 | 18 | 9 |
1521 | New MAGA hat? | 1.3186 | 0.05373 | 113 | 83 | 24 | 6 |
1522 | ... before they evolved real wings. | 1.3186 | 0.05518 | 113 | 84 | 22 | 7 |
1523 | The kid wearing it was delicious. | 1.3186 | 0.05518 | 113 | 84 | 22 | 7 |
1524 | They said it would keep me safe from asteroids. | 1.3186 | 0.05518 | 113 | 84 | 22 | 7 |
1525 | Why do you always have to be the center of attention | 1.3186 | 0.05659 | 113 | 85 | 20 | 8 |
1526 | Didn’t the rodeo-clown gig work out? | 1.3182 | 0.05909 | 110 | 84 | 17 | 9 |
1527 | Its not beanie me up scotty! | 1.3182 | 0.05314 | 110 | 80 | 25 | 5 |
1528 | You do know that he was the last Neanderthal, right? | 1.3182 | 0.05766 | 110 | 83 | 19 | 8 |
1529 | Grow up! Act like reptile. | 1.3182 | 0.05620 | 110 | 82 | 21 | 7 |
1530 | If it stops at red, I get to marry you! | 1.3182 | 0.05314 | 110 | 80 | 25 | 5 |
1531 | You're gonna need a tail rotor | 1.3182 | 0.05314 | 110 | 80 | 25 | 5 |
1532 | I understand the intention but I wouldn’t describe it as flirty and fun | 1.3182 | 0.05469 | 110 | 81 | 23 | 6 |
1533 | It’s my way of saying ‘Defund Gravity!’ | 1.3182 | 0.05620 | 110 | 82 | 21 | 7 |
1534 | Say goodbye to your street cred, dude. | 1.3153 | 0.05274 | 111 | 81 | 25 | 5 |
1535 | Gotta live it up while we can. | 1.3153 | 0.04954 | 111 | 79 | 29 | 3 |
1536 | I was asked to be in a cartoon with a little kid, but he just looked so delicious.... | 1.3153 | 0.05576 | 111 | 83 | 21 | 7 |
1537 | I wouldn't be caught fossilized wearing that. | 1.3153 | 0.05116 | 111 | 80 | 27 | 4 |
1538 | Harold, fatalistic premonitions are just a part of growing up. | 1.3153 | 0.05274 | 111 | 81 | 25 | 5 |
1539 | You must have gone to Barney's party. | 1.3153 | 0.05274 | 111 | 81 | 25 | 5 |
1540 | They ran out of tinfoil at the supermarket. | 1.3153 | 0.05427 | 111 | 82 | 23 | 6 |
1541 | No, I’m not being political! | 1.3153 | 0.05576 | 111 | 83 | 21 | 7 |
1542 | Frank... I think your meteor tracker is spinning | 1.3153 | 0.05721 | 111 | 84 | 19 | 8 |
1543 | You gay? | 1.3148 | 0.05368 | 108 | 79 | 24 | 5 |
1544 | That's not fair. You're always evolving faster than I am! | 1.3148 | 0.05204 | 108 | 78 | 26 | 4 |
1545 | Okay, Phil, remember what we said, "What happens in Orlando stays in Orlando." | 1.3148 | 0.05368 | 108 | 79 | 24 | 5 |
1546 | My eyes are down here. | 1.3148 | 0.05681 | 108 | 81 | 20 | 7 |
1547 | Chick magnet. | 1.3131 | 0.05495 | 99 | 72 | 23 | 4 |
1548 | Sure, it softens your image, but I still think they’ll panic when they see you. | 1.3119 | 0.05164 | 109 | 79 | 26 | 4 |
1549 | But, you're not bald. | 1.3119 | 0.05483 | 109 | 81 | 22 | 6 |
1550 | I'm trying to get to the top of the funny chain. | 1.3119 | 0.05326 | 109 | 80 | 24 | 5 |
1551 | Dude! Did you hear the news? According to Parler, we're not extinct. | 1.3119 | 0.05483 | 109 | 81 | 22 | 6 |
1552 | To the surprise of everyone, the Rapture happened yesterday but it didn't quite go as expected. | 1.3119 | 0.05930 | 109 | 84 | 16 | 9 |
1553 | It's a relic from this weird species... Nobody really knows why they got extinct...Apparently at some point they stopped believing in facts | 1.3119 | 0.05636 | 109 | 82 | 20 | 7 |
1554 | Look, Mike, I just don't think 2020 could cope with a flying crocodile. | 1.3119 | 0.05785 | 109 | 83 | 18 | 8 |
1555 | Cecil and Beanie? | 1.3119 | 0.05483 | 109 | 81 | 22 | 6 |
1556 | What do you mean, "I'm here for a good time, not a long time?" | 1.3119 | 0.04824 | 109 | 77 | 30 | 2 |
1557 | I tell you, it's a classic. It will long outlive us all. | 1.3119 | 0.05483 | 109 | 81 | 22 | 6 |
1558 | What do you mean it’s just a passing fad? It’ll take a million years for it to go out of style! | 1.3119 | 0.05164 | 109 | 79 | 26 | 4 |
1559 | This is all you saw in the future? | 1.3119 | 0.05164 | 109 | 79 | 26 | 4 |
1560 | Love it! A touch of whimsy for the paleontologists." | 1.3119 | 0.05483 | 109 | 81 | 22 | 6 |
1561 | What if, after we go extinct, we're NOT remembered for our whimsical headwear? | 1.3119 | 0.05483 | 109 | 81 | 22 | 6 |
1562 | I don't think it's an issue of age. | 1.3119 | 0.05636 | 109 | 82 | 20 | 7 |
1563 | Is this another of your lockdown inventions? | 1.3119 | 0.05483 | 109 | 81 | 22 | 6 |
1564 | It's time to let the 80's go, Ellis. | 1.3119 | 0.05636 | 109 | 82 | 20 | 7 |
1565 | You found it? Maybe there really was an ancient, lost civilization! | 1.3119 | 0.05483 | 109 | 81 | 22 | 6 |
1566 | Shouldn't we invent chess first and then a chess club? | 1.3119 | 0.05785 | 109 | 83 | 18 | 8 |
1567 | Dude, that is so Middle Paleolitchic Age | 1.3119 | 0.05326 | 109 | 80 | 24 | 5 |
1568 | I don't want it, but I can't take it off. | 1.3119 | 0.05636 | 109 | 82 | 20 | 7 |
1569 | Does it come in black? | 1.3119 | 0.04997 | 109 | 78 | 28 | 3 |
1570 | Are you trying to pass as a freshman? | 1.3119 | 0.05164 | 109 | 79 | 26 | 4 |
1571 | I keep telling you, hats make you bald. | 1.3119 | 0.05326 | 109 | 80 | 24 | 5 |
1572 | You always embarrass me, thank God the world is ending! | 1.3119 | 0.04997 | 109 | 78 | 28 | 3 |
1573 | It's an anachronism. | 1.3119 | 0.05164 | 109 | 79 | 26 | 4 |
1574 | Too festive? | 1.3119 | 0.05483 | 109 | 81 | 22 | 6 |
1575 | Maybe I'm wrong, but I don't think it'll ever take off. | 1.3119 | 0.05483 | 109 | 81 | 22 | 6 |
1576 | I got it off a guy I ate. | 1.3119 | 0.05164 | 109 | 79 | 26 | 4 |
1577 | Get in touch with your inner child," they said. So, I ate two for good measure | 1.3119 | 0.05164 | 109 | 79 | 26 | 4 |
1578 | I gave up wearing mine in the Cretaceous period, Bruce. | 1.3119 | 0.05164 | 109 | 79 | 26 | 4 |
1579 | If you want to be taken seriously as a Republican - you have to wear the uniform. | 1.3119 | 0.06210 | 109 | 86 | 12 | 11 |
1580 | They said it’ll help in mating rituals, but so far no luck | 1.3119 | 0.05930 | 109 | 84 | 16 | 9 |
1581 | I'm sorry to break it to you, but you're a diversity hire. | 1.3119 | 0.05164 | 109 | 79 | 26 | 4 |
1582 | If this is evolution, I don’t want to be a part of it. | 1.3119 | 0.05326 | 109 | 80 | 24 | 5 |
1583 | you look like a blender | 1.3119 | 0.05785 | 109 | 83 | 18 | 8 |
1584 | The box said suitable for all ages | 1.3119 | 0.05636 | 109 | 82 | 20 | 7 |
1585 | I’m trying everything I can to attract you before Extinction is finally upon us ! | 1.3119 | 0.05636 | 109 | 82 | 20 | 7 |
1586 | I said you need beano, not a beanie! | 1.3119 | 0.05930 | 109 | 84 | 16 | 9 |
1587 | I ate the kid. I wear this to honor his memory. | 1.3119 | 0.05164 | 109 | 79 | 26 | 4 |
1588 | No offense, Ralph, but that's so Jurassic. | 1.3119 | 0.05785 | 109 | 83 | 18 | 8 |
1589 | Stop acting like a thousand year old. | 1.3119 | 0.05483 | 109 | 81 | 22 | 6 |
1590 | You didn’t put that on yourself did you? | 1.3119 | 0.05164 | 109 | 79 | 26 | 4 |
1591 | I wasn’t sure about attire for a mass extinction event... | 1.3119 | 0.05164 | 109 | 79 | 26 | 4 |
1592 | Looks like I won't have a hard time looking for you now. | 1.3119 | 0.05636 | 109 | 82 | 20 | 7 |
1593 | No, dude, you have to evolve wings | 1.3119 | 0.05483 | 109 | 81 | 22 | 6 |
1594 | Sorry Larry. That's not evolving. It's just mutating. | 1.3119 | 0.06071 | 109 | 85 | 14 | 10 |
1595 | I think the toupee was less obvious. | 1.3119 | 0.05164 | 109 | 79 | 26 | 4 |
1596 | So that’s the ‘survival trait’ you’re going with? | 1.3119 | 0.04997 | 109 | 78 | 28 | 3 |
1597 | The Red Bull didn’t work | 1.3119 | 0.05636 | 109 | 82 | 20 | 7 |
1598 | Your arms can reach your head? | 1.3119 | 0.05326 | 109 | 80 | 24 | 5 |
1599 | I think yours flew away. | 1.3119 | 0.05483 | 109 | 81 | 22 | 6 |
1600 | yeah I got the internship, thanks for asking | 1.3119 | 0.05326 | 109 | 80 | 24 | 5 |
1601 | I think everybody will be wearing one, barring complete planetary extinction. | 1.3119 | 0.05483 | 109 | 81 | 22 | 6 |
1602 | I thought you said we weren't dressing up!?! | 1.3119 | 0.05636 | 109 | 82 | 20 | 7 |
1603 | You said the dress code was business casual. | 1.3119 | 0.05483 | 109 | 81 | 22 | 6 |
1604 | Dennis, that is so last year | 1.3119 | 0.05483 | 109 | 81 | 22 | 6 |
1605 | I ordered from Pangea, and it took eons to get here. | 1.3119 | 0.05636 | 109 | 82 | 20 | 7 |
1606 | So do we need to call you Drone-osaur now? | 1.3119 | 0.05164 | 109 | 79 | 26 | 4 |
1607 | It’s a fashion evolution | 1.3119 | 0.05326 | 109 | 80 | 24 | 5 |
1608 | Lady at the shop said it made me look less extinct. | 1.3119 | 0.05164 | 109 | 79 | 26 | 4 |
1609 | That’s great, but how are you going to get it off? | 1.3119 | 0.05930 | 109 | 84 | 16 | 9 |
1610 | It looked better on that kid you ate. | 1.3113 | 0.05586 | 106 | 79 | 21 | 6 |
1611 | Bob, I just don't see you evolving. | 1.3113 | 0.05080 | 106 | 76 | 27 | 3 |
1612 | No, I love it— it’s very slimming and brings out the color in your eyes. | 1.3113 | 0.05423 | 106 | 78 | 23 | 5 |
1613 | Let me guess, Secret Santa? | 1.3113 | 0.05586 | 106 | 79 | 21 | 6 |
1614 | I'm kinda hopping it gives me an advantage in that natural selection game we keep hearing about. | 1.3084 | 0.05541 | 107 | 80 | 21 | 6 |
1615 | I think it makes me look younger. | 1.3084 | 0.05379 | 107 | 79 | 23 | 5 |
1616 | Those haven’t been cool since the Triassic Period. | 1.3084 | 0.05541 | 107 | 80 | 21 | 6 |
1617 | Just because Pterodactyls fly doesn't mean you should try. | 1.3084 | 0.05213 | 107 | 78 | 25 | 4 |
1618 | I'm not afraid of being bald and neither should you. | 1.3084 | 0.05541 | 107 | 80 | 21 | 6 |
1619 | Mom always liked you best. | 1.3084 | 0.05851 | 107 | 82 | 17 | 8 |
1620 | C’mon, those hats are so out of style, they’re almost prehistoric. | 1.3084 | 0.05541 | 107 | 80 | 21 | 6 |
1621 | I thought it was a meteor that caused our extinction. | 1.3084 | 0.05213 | 107 | 78 | 25 | 4 |
1622 | It'll never fly. Neither will you. | 1.3084 | 0.05379 | 107 | 79 | 23 | 5 |
1623 | If we can't get away from it, we might as well pretend and have a good laugh. | 1.3084 | 0.05851 | 107 | 82 | 17 | 8 |
1624 | Do I have something stuck between my teeth? That always makes me look ridiculous.” | 1.3084 | 0.05213 | 107 | 78 | 25 | 4 |
1625 | I’m just trying to establish my own identity. | 1.3084 | 0.05213 | 107 | 80 | 22 | 5 |
1626 | Well it looks cool, but are you sure it will stop meteors? | 1.3084 | 0.05213 | 107 | 78 | 25 | 4 |
1627 | Sorry Frank, mating season was two months ago! | 1.3084 | 0.04863 | 107 | 76 | 29 | 2 |
1628 | Infantile, I know. But it’s good to feel young. | 1.3084 | 0.05041 | 107 | 77 | 27 | 3 |
1629 | What? I thought you said come dressed for a baby shower, not a meteor shower. | 1.3084 | 0.05213 | 107 | 78 | 25 | 4 |
1630 | I got this at the Cretaceous goodbye party. You weren't invited? | 1.3084 | 0.05851 | 107 | 82 | 17 | 8 |
1631 | Evolving wings would have worked better. | 1.3084 | 0.05541 | 107 | 80 | 21 | 6 |
1632 | But, NO Dude, you're not hovering! | 1.3084 | 0.05379 | 107 | 79 | 23 | 5 |
1633 | Don't smile or it won't work. | 1.3084 | 0.05851 | 107 | 82 | 17 | 8 |
1634 | I don't understand why people don't take me seriously. | 1.3084 | 0.05379 | 107 | 79 | 23 | 5 |
1635 | Please tell me you were wearing a mask | 1.3084 | 0.05698 | 107 | 81 | 19 | 7 |
1636 | Looks familiar. Doesn't the neighbour's son have one like that? | 1.3084 | 0.05851 | 107 | 82 | 17 | 8 |
1637 | Supposedly, it's more effective than the N95 mask I've been wearing. | 1.3084 | 0.05379 | 107 | 79 | 23 | 5 |
1638 | No, Herald, I said at the dinner tonight we would talk about our extinction not our distinction. | 1.3084 | 0.05041 | 107 | 77 | 27 | 3 |
1639 | You think colorful, tiny wings will allow a dinosaur to evolve into a bird? What a dreamer. | 1.3084 | 0.05379 | 107 | 79 | 23 | 5 |
1640 | I see you watched the Wizard of Oz again. | 1.3084 | 0.05541 | 107 | 80 | 21 | 6 |
1641 | Did you do something different with your hair? | 1.3084 | 0.05541 | 107 | 80 | 21 | 6 |
1642 | I’ll trade you for my hula hoop. | 1.3084 | 0.05213 | 107 | 78 | 25 | 4 |
1643 | Sic transit gloria mundi. | 1.3084 | 0.05541 | 107 | 80 | 21 | 6 |
1644 | I feel ya dude, but I can't reach it either. | 1.3084 | 0.05541 | 107 | 80 | 21 | 6 |
1645 | Stand back, it causes cancer | 1.3084 | 0.05999 | 107 | 83 | 15 | 9 |
1646 | Frank, that isn't evolution... | 1.3084 | 0.05213 | 107 | 78 | 25 | 4 |
1647 | Harold, for the last time, how can "wind power" be the answer to fossil fuels before we have any fossils? | 1.3084 | 0.05851 | 107 | 82 | 17 | 8 |
1648 | I got it from Cecil who got it from Beany | 1.3084 | 0.05541 | 107 | 80 | 21 | 6 |
1649 | I liked the death ray better. | 1.3084 | 0.05541 | 107 | 80 | 21 | 6 |
1650 | Spin it one more time. I dare you. | 1.3084 | 0.05379 | 107 | 79 | 23 | 5 |
1651 | Give me the cap next so I can play "Trump". | 1.3084 | 0.05698 | 107 | 81 | 19 | 7 |
1652 | It was funny at first but now I can’t figure out how to get it off | 1.3084 | 0.05379 | 107 | 79 | 23 | 5 |
1653 | No, it's cool Orville. I just don't it see it flying. | 1.3084 | 0.05698 | 107 | 81 | 19 | 7 |
1654 | For the last time Jerry, yes, that is a very cool hat, but we have a more pressing situation going on right now. | 1.3084 | 0.05379 | 107 | 79 | 23 | 5 |
1655 | Yes, it's still there | 1.3084 | 0.05851 | 107 | 82 | 17 | 8 |
1656 | Did you eat the rest of it? | 1.3084 | 0.05213 | 107 | 78 | 25 | 4 |
1657 | I needed an uplift | 1.3084 | 0.05213 | 107 | 78 | 25 | 4 |
1658 | The kid called it a helicapter. | 1.3084 | 0.05041 | 107 | 77 | 27 | 3 |
1659 | I just don't see how that helps us with our extinction problem... | 1.3084 | 0.05379 | 107 | 79 | 23 | 5 |
1660 | Whoa...distinct meet extinct. I love it! | 1.3084 | 0.05541 | 107 | 80 | 21 | 6 |
1661 | Rupert, you're so unevolved. | 1.3084 | 0.05213 | 107 | 78 | 25 | 4 |
1662 | It’s not working. You still look old. | 1.3084 | 0.05698 | 107 | 81 | 19 | 7 |
1663 | That's just going to lead to pants. | 1.3084 | 0.05041 | 107 | 77 | 27 | 3 |
1664 | Tim, I... don't think that's how we become birds. | 1.3084 | 0.05213 | 107 | 78 | 25 | 4 |
1665 | Those won't be popular in a million years | 1.3084 | 0.05698 | 107 | 81 | 19 | 7 |
1666 | And you have to wear it for the entire semester?" | 1.3084 | 0.05379 | 107 | 79 | 23 | 5 |
1667 | Sorry Al- I can’t reach it either. | 1.3084 | 0.05541 | 107 | 80 | 21 | 6 |
1668 | Now the asteroid has something to aim at. | 1.3084 | 0.05379 | 107 | 79 | 23 | 5 |
1669 | The real reason dinosaurs became extinct. | 1.3084 | 0.05041 | 107 | 77 | 27 | 3 |
1670 | Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son. | 1.3084 | 0.05541 | 107 | 80 | 21 | 6 |
1671 | Dude are you ready to get your mind blown away?! | 1.3084 | 0.05213 | 107 | 78 | 25 | 4 |
1672 | I feel like you’re devolving. | 1.3084 | 0.05213 | 107 | 78 | 25 | 4 |
1673 | Uses less gas. | 1.3077 | 0.05479 | 104 | 77 | 22 | 5 |
1674 | It detects asteroids. | 1.3077 | 0.05306 | 104 | 76 | 24 | 4 |
1675 | Well, yes, it makes you look younger and more colorful, but I don't think it's going to fly. | 1.3077 | 0.05306 | 104 | 76 | 24 | 4 |
1676 | Can you try and soar us Rex? | 1.3077 | 0.05810 | 104 | 79 | 18 | 7 |
1677 | You came last in the embarrassing Dad competition? | 1.3077 | 0.05647 | 104 | 78 | 20 | 6 |
1678 | Houston, we have a problem. | 1.3077 | 0.04941 | 104 | 74 | 28 | 2 |
1679 | You are a dinosaur wearing a hat. | 1.3077 | 0.05127 | 104 | 75 | 26 | 3 |
1680 | Craigslist | 1.3077 | 0.04941 | 104 | 74 | 28 | 2 |
1681 | They say no one can tell the difference between alligators and crocodiles. | 1.3077 | 0.05306 | 104 | 76 | 24 | 4 |
1682 | No. It doesn't make you look less threatening. Just silly. | 1.3048 | 0.05761 | 105 | 80 | 18 | 7 |
1683 | Don’t advertise your strengths. | 1.3048 | 0.05086 | 105 | 76 | 26 | 3 |
1684 | I like it but how did you place it on your head? | 1.3048 | 0.05600 | 105 | 79 | 20 | 6 |
1685 | No, I don't think you look like a nerd. Silly, yes, but not a nerd. | 1.3048 | 0.05600 | 105 | 79 | 20 | 6 |
1686 | You've really got to start taking this King of the Dinosaurs thing more seriously. | 1.3048 | 0.05918 | 105 | 81 | 16 | 8 |
1687 | Cheer up—you almost invented the wheel. | 1.3048 | 0.05918 | 105 | 81 | 16 | 8 |
1688 | I like it. It complements your pea sized brain. | 1.3048 | 0.05761 | 105 | 80 | 18 | 7 |
1689 | How did your arms reach your head? | 1.3048 | 0.04903 | 105 | 75 | 28 | 2 |
1690 | I mean, it's a look. | 1.3048 | 0.05263 | 105 | 77 | 24 | 4 |
1691 | Its going to take 65 Million years for that hat to be in style | 1.3048 | 0.05600 | 105 | 79 | 20 | 6 |
1692 | You've been acting very differently since you've started dating that helicopterodactyl. | 1.3048 | 0.05761 | 105 | 80 | 18 | 7 |
1693 | You ate a mammal and didn’t share? | 1.3048 | 0.05263 | 105 | 77 | 24 | 4 |
1694 | It's only till I'm a sophomore. | 1.3048 | 0.05918 | 105 | 81 | 16 | 8 |
1695 | Yes, it's a fashion statement. But it's a stupid fashion statement. | 1.3048 | 0.05263 | 105 | 77 | 24 | 4 |
1696 | What? It keeps me cool, bro. | 1.3048 | 0.05600 | 105 | 79 | 20 | 6 |
1697 | Now I know how they got the title FRESHMEN. Umm Umm good. | 1.3048 | 0.05600 | 105 | 79 | 20 | 6 |
1698 | I’m a helicorapter. | 1.3048 | 0.05761 | 105 | 80 | 18 | 7 |
1699 | Yeah, I'm Modern Orthadox | 1.3048 | 0.05918 | 105 | 81 | 16 | 8 |
1700 | Imagine what archeologists will think in 65 million years when they find your skull and propeller cap! | 1.3048 | 0.06071 | 105 | 82 | 14 | 9 |
1701 | I’m seeing ‘smart’ and ‘athletic.’ I mean, you had to do a head stand to put it on. | 1.3048 | 0.05434 | 105 | 78 | 22 | 5 |
1702 | But Dad - the fossil fuel marketer was so convincing! | 1.3048 | 0.05600 | 105 | 79 | 20 | 6 |
1703 | Just because we're going extint doesn't mean we can't have some fun on the way out. | 1.3048 | 0.05263 | 105 | 77 | 24 | 4 |
1704 | Mine was delayed. Should arrive next week. | 1.3048 | 0.05263 | 105 | 77 | 24 | 4 |
1705 | What do you mean, how'd I put it on? | 1.3048 | 0.05600 | 105 | 79 | 20 | 6 |
1706 | I've heard those attract asteroids. | 1.3048 | 0.05434 | 105 | 78 | 22 | 5 |
1707 | Face masks? Pah! | 1.3048 | 0.05600 | 105 | 79 | 20 | 6 |
1708 | And you’re refusing to wear a mask, really? | 1.3048 | 0.05434 | 105 | 78 | 22 | 5 |
1709 | Well, it certainly says ‘anti-extinction’ to me. | 1.3048 | 0.05263 | 105 | 77 | 24 | 4 |
1710 | How's pterodactyl school? | 1.3048 | 0.05600 | 105 | 79 | 20 | 6 |
1711 | And you think this makes you MORE approachable? | 1.3048 | 0.05263 | 105 | 77 | 24 | 4 |
1712 | Really, Darryl? Don't we have enough strikes against our species already? | 1.3048 | 0.05434 | 105 | 78 | 22 | 5 |
1713 | THAT'S going to outlast us? | 1.3048 | 0.05434 | 105 | 78 | 22 | 5 |
1714 | I think we should see other people. | 1.3048 | 0.05263 | 105 | 77 | 24 | 4 |
1715 | so, you pledged Omega? | 1.3048 | 0.05434 | 105 | 78 | 22 | 5 |
1716 | It's very Cretaceous, but I could see it coming back in about 160 millions years plus 1950 or so. | 1.3048 | 0.05600 | 105 | 79 | 20 | 6 |
1717 | I wouldn’t be caught extinct in it. | 1.3048 | 0.05918 | 105 | 81 | 16 | 8 |
1718 | Wow, that cap takes millennia off you. | 1.3048 | 0.05263 | 105 | 77 | 24 | 4 |
1719 | I'm not sure it will change where the world is headed but optimism looks good on you. | 1.3048 | 0.05434 | 105 | 78 | 22 | 5 |
1720 | So, you got it for 25 scents and three Tricera tops? Nice! | 1.3048 | 0.05761 | 105 | 80 | 18 | 7 |
1721 | Okay, I'll bite. | 1.3048 | 0.05761 | 105 | 80 | 18 | 7 |
1722 | You’re an idiot! | 1.3048 | 0.05761 | 105 | 80 | 18 | 7 |
1723 | Does this hat make my arms look bigger? | 1.3048 | 0.05263 | 105 | 77 | 24 | 4 |
1724 | Good thing social distance isn’t measured by arm reach. | 1.3048 | 0.05434 | 105 | 78 | 22 | 5 |
1725 | You don't care about the fossil you're leaving your children? | 1.3048 | 0.05600 | 105 | 79 | 20 | 6 |
1726 | I see you've gotten in touch with your inner child. | 1.3048 | 0.05761 | 105 | 80 | 18 | 7 |
1727 | The next thing you know, we'll all be extinct. | 1.3048 | 0.05263 | 105 | 77 | 24 | 4 |
1728 | Frankly, it detracts from your gravitas. | 1.3048 | 0.05263 | 105 | 77 | 24 | 4 |
1729 | Yeah, it's whimsical, but is it you? | 1.3048 | 0.05918 | 105 | 81 | 16 | 8 |
1730 | Said he was a time traveler........so I ate him! | 1.3048 | 0.05434 | 105 | 78 | 22 | 5 |
1731 | That jerk,Brachiosaurus glued it to my head. | 1.3048 | 0.05263 | 105 | 77 | 24 | 4 |
1732 | Cool fashion sense, considering your brain's the size of a walnut. | 1.3048 | 0.05086 | 105 | 76 | 26 | 3 |
1733 | Sure, that'll save us. | 1.3048 | 0.05434 | 105 | 78 | 22 | 5 |
1734 | I’m going out happy. | 1.3048 | 0.05600 | 105 | 79 | 20 | 6 |
1735 | But how do you make it spin? | 1.3048 | 0.05918 | 105 | 81 | 16 | 8 |
1736 | Well, to be honest, I think our sense of humor will probably have to evolve too. | 1.3048 | 0.05600 | 105 | 79 | 20 | 6 |
1737 | Waist up, right? Just trying to Make Zoom Calls Exciting Again. | 1.3048 | 0.05263 | 105 | 77 | 24 | 4 |
1738 | Research show, these distract attention away from tiny hands | 1.3048 | 0.05600 | 105 | 79 | 20 | 6 |
1739 | There’s something different about you... I just can’t quite put my finger on it. | 1.3048 | 0.05761 | 105 | 80 | 18 | 7 |
1740 | So when the asteroid comes I'll just have to flip this thing and.. | 1.3048 | 0.05918 | 105 | 81 | 16 | 8 |
1741 | Congrats on your Google internship Rex | 1.3048 | 0.06071 | 105 | 82 | 14 | 9 |
1742 | Your Father and I are getting a divorce. | 1.3048 | 0.05263 | 105 | 77 | 24 | 4 |
1743 | Not taking my chances with this natural selection thing Larry | 1.3048 | 0.05434 | 105 | 78 | 22 | 5 |
1744 | Do you have any other hats you might consider wearing to the party?” “I guess I could wear my MAGA hat.” “Actually, you know what, I love it. Let’s head out. | 1.3048 | 0.06071 | 105 | 82 | 14 | 9 |
1745 | Yes, it makes your tail look big. | 1.3048 | 0.05434 | 105 | 78 | 22 | 5 |
1746 | It makes me feel less callous. | 1.3048 | 0.05600 | 105 | 79 | 20 | 6 |
1747 | That's some beanie, Baby! | 1.3039 | 0.05709 | 102 | 77 | 19 | 6 |
1748 | Wow,is that vintage? | 1.3039 | 0.05536 | 102 | 76 | 21 | 5 |
1749 | Either you eat the evidence or I will. | 1.3039 | 0.05358 | 102 | 75 | 23 | 4 |
1750 | That’s not something a 66-million-year-old should wear. | 1.3039 | 0.05709 | 102 | 77 | 19 | 6 |
1751 | Be honest, does this make me look fat? | 1.3039 | 0.05536 | 102 | 76 | 21 | 5 |
1752 | If that's how you spent all your research money, we're toast. | 1.3030 | 0.04859 | 99 | 70 | 28 | 1 |
1753 | Have you always been gay? | 1.3030 | 0.05459 | 99 | 73 | 22 | 4 |
1754 | We're going to be extinct, who cares if I look Ridiculous. | 1.3010 | 0.05988 | 103 | 80 | 15 | 8 |
1755 | What? And give up show business? | 1.3010 | 0.05661 | 103 | 78 | 19 | 6 |
1756 | Dad, please don’t walk me to school with that hat. | 1.3010 | 0.05661 | 103 | 78 | 19 | 6 |
1757 | Considering the lift dynamics, I don’t see where you’re going with this. | 1.3010 | 0.05490 | 103 | 77 | 21 | 5 |
1758 | Wow, you don't see those much anymore. | 1.3010 | 0.05490 | 103 | 77 | 21 | 5 |
1759 | Relax, you'll get your turn with the hat - we have plenty of time. | 1.3010 | 0.05988 | 103 | 80 | 15 | 8 |
1760 | How Triassic of you. | 1.3010 | 0.05314 | 103 | 76 | 23 | 4 |
1761 | Where on Earth did you get the idea for that? | 1.3010 | 0.05314 | 103 | 76 | 23 | 4 |
1762 | Yeah, it looks ridiculous. But the fact that you got it on your head with those short arms is impressive. | 1.3010 | 0.05490 | 103 | 77 | 21 | 5 |
1763 | It is a nice hat, but did you really have to eat the child? | 1.3010 | 0.05988 | 103 | 80 | 15 | 8 |
1764 | They are calling it: Make the Jurrasic Period Great Again! | 1.3010 | 0.06298 | 103 | 82 | 11 | 10 |
1765 | We'll always have Paris! | 1.3010 | 0.05827 | 103 | 79 | 17 | 7 |
1766 | What? I thought I'd add some whimsy to our situation. | 1.3010 | 0.05490 | 103 | 77 | 21 | 5 |
1767 | Okay, first let me say that I love that you're looking for a meaningful evolutionary adaptation." | 1.3010 | 0.05132 | 103 | 75 | 25 | 3 |
1768 | Please tell me I'm not evolving. | 1.3010 | 0.04943 | 103 | 74 | 27 | 2 |
1769 | It's Hazing! The next thing you know they'll be telling you to eat plants! | 1.3010 | 0.05988 | 103 | 80 | 15 | 8 |
1770 | Yeah, but how did it get there? | 1.3010 | 0.05490 | 103 | 77 | 21 | 5 |
1771 | Listen man, I'm here for a fun time, not a long time. | 1.3010 | 0.05490 | 103 | 77 | 21 | 5 |
1772 | Gee, Igor, we just learned to stand and walk on two feet--and now you want to fly | 1.3010 | 0.05490 | 103 | 77 | 21 | 5 |
1773 | Sorry, Frank; you're still not an Archaeopteryx. | 1.3010 | 0.05314 | 103 | 76 | 23 | 4 |
1774 | I think we're gonna need a lot more lift, Orville. | 1.3010 | 0.05314 | 103 | 76 | 23 | 4 |
1775 | I think you might be going too far trying to lighten our image… | 1.3010 | 0.05988 | 103 | 80 | 15 | 8 |
1776 | I guess it does make you look younger. | 1.3010 | 0.05490 | 103 | 77 | 21 | 5 |
1777 | Really Frank,we are trying to evolve | 1.3010 | 0.05314 | 103 | 76 | 23 | 4 |
1778 | Is it working? | 1.3010 | 0.05661 | 103 | 78 | 19 | 6 |
1779 | That's just a garnish? I always thought you ate the whole thing! | 1.3010 | 0.05314 | 103 | 76 | 23 | 4 |
1780 | Whatever gets you through the extinction. | 1.3010 | 0.05132 | 103 | 75 | 25 | 3 |
1781 | Oh NO! It's pledge week again! | 1.3010 | 0.05827 | 103 | 79 | 17 | 7 |
1782 | Nice try, but you can't distract me from our inevitable extinction. | 1.3010 | 0.05314 | 103 | 76 | 23 | 4 |
1783 | Hey, it was either this or a panic room. | 1.3010 | 0.05132 | 103 | 75 | 25 | 3 |
1784 | Really, it makes you look at least ten years younger. | 1.3010 | 0.05314 | 103 | 76 | 23 | 4 |
1785 | You're going to drive the paleontologists crazy! | 1.3010 | 0.05661 | 103 | 78 | 19 | 6 |
1786 | To be honest Rex, I can't decide between Spinosaurus, Colorceratops, or Dorkoraptor. | 1.3010 | 0.05661 | 103 | 78 | 19 | 6 |
1787 | If this is the apex of our evolution, we deserve an asteroid. | 1.3010 | 0.05490 | 103 | 77 | 21 | 5 |
1788 | Ah, you're asking ME why no one takes YOU seriously as a monster? | 1.3010 | 0.05661 | 103 | 78 | 19 | 6 |
1789 | And that protects you from asteroids, how? | 1.3010 | 0.05490 | 103 | 77 | 21 | 5 |
1790 | Sorry, I only have one so I’ll have to go without you. | 1.3010 | 0.05314 | 103 | 76 | 23 | 4 |
1791 | That hat makes you look like a peabrain. | 1.3010 | 0.05490 | 103 | 77 | 21 | 5 |
1792 | It makes you look a bit flighty | 1.3010 | 0.05314 | 103 | 76 | 23 | 4 |
1793 | Are you a Velociraptor? | 1.3010 | 0.05132 | 103 | 75 | 25 | 3 |
1794 | This and my hat with big mouse ears will be around long after we’re gone. | 1.3010 | 0.05661 | 103 | 78 | 19 | 6 |
1795 | When I wear it, I receive HBO-MAX on the inside of my eyelids. And on the weekends, I also get the Weather Channel. | 1.3010 | 0.05661 | 103 | 78 | 19 | 6 |
1796 | Guarantees I get an archeological dig named for me. | 1.3010 | 0.05314 | 103 | 76 | 23 | 4 |
1797 | Who knew a fad would last 10,000 years. | 1.3010 | 0.05827 | 103 | 79 | 17 | 7 |
1798 | Sorry, Chad. Not even if the world was ending.” | 1.3010 | 0.05988 | 103 | 80 | 15 | 8 |
1799 | I want your opinion. I liked it better than those Make Alligators Great Again caps but they are telling me it is too gay for the swamp. | 1.3010 | 0.05988 | 103 | 80 | 15 | 8 |
1800 | I thought it would distract from the crappy drawing but it's not working! | 1.3010 | 0.05314 | 103 | 76 | 23 | 4 |
1801 | 'I warned you not to rush that Fraternity.' | 1.3010 | 0.05314 | 103 | 76 | 23 | 4 |
1802 | Not bad Herb–but maybe we should evolve ears instead. | 1.3010 | 0.05132 | 103 | 75 | 25 | 3 |
1803 | What time is liftoff ? | 1.3010 | 0.05132 | 103 | 75 | 25 | 3 |
1804 | No, this does not make your arms look bigger either. | 1.3010 | 0.04943 | 103 | 74 | 27 | 2 |
1805 | It's silly but it's definitely you. | 1.3010 | 0.05132 | 103 | 75 | 25 | 3 |
1806 | I have an audition for a kid's show... | 1.3010 | 0.05988 | 103 | 80 | 15 | 8 |
1807 | Oh please Randy... grow up! | 1.3010 | 0.06145 | 103 | 81 | 13 | 9 |
1808 | Yes, morale is important, but the asteroid's still coming. | 1.3010 | 0.05490 | 103 | 77 | 21 | 5 |
1809 | Do you realize that freshman year doesn't start for another 65 million years. | 1.3010 | 0.05827 | 103 | 79 | 17 | 7 |
1810 | It just isn't you,Frederick. | 1.3010 | 0.05661 | 103 | 78 | 19 | 6 |
1811 | That style is so Mesozoic. | 1.3010 | 0.05490 | 103 | 77 | 21 | 5 |
1812 | Talk to me when you're ready for a serious relationship. | 1.3010 | 0.05661 | 103 | 78 | 19 | 6 |
1813 | If this helps keep us safe from falling objects...I'm all for it. | 1.3010 | 0.04943 | 103 | 74 | 27 | 2 |
1814 | I need the attention. | 1.3010 | 0.05314 | 103 | 76 | 23 | 4 |
1815 | They come in a four-pack, so the triceratops had an extra. | 1.3010 | 0.05827 | 103 | 79 | 17 | 7 |
1816 | Did you file a claim? | 1.3010 | 0.05988 | 103 | 80 | 15 | 8 |
1817 | Is my head spinning? | 1.3010 | 0.05490 | 103 | 77 | 21 | 5 |
1818 | This may be a style that should go extinct" | 1.3010 | 0.05314 | 103 | 76 | 23 | 4 |
1819 | Bad Hair Day? | 1.3010 | 0.05988 | 103 | 80 | 15 | 8 |
1820 | Ah--so that's what natural selection is. | 1.3010 | 0.06145 | 103 | 81 | 13 | 9 |
1821 | That's the dumbest thing you've bought since comet insurance. | 1.3010 | 0.05661 | 103 | 78 | 19 | 6 |
1822 | I dunno man, they’re going to think you had something dumb like...feathers. | 1.3010 | 0.05314 | 103 | 76 | 23 | 4 |
1823 | Sure... that's exactly what I meant by: "evolve into flying animals"... | 1.3010 | 0.04747 | 103 | 73 | 29 | 1 |
1824 | Be honest, does this hat make me look fat? | 1.3010 | 0.05827 | 103 | 79 | 17 | 7 |
1825 | They had no T-shirts left | 1.3010 | 0.05132 | 103 | 75 | 25 | 3 |
1826 | Doesn’t really have a “terrible lizard-y” vibe, but ok | 1.3010 | 0.05827 | 103 | 79 | 17 | 7 |
1827 | I plan on catching my prey with the element of childlike whimsy. | 1.3010 | 0.05314 | 103 | 76 | 23 | 4 |
1828 | Can you help me take this off? | 1.3010 | 0.05490 | 103 | 77 | 21 | 5 |
1829 | I think it might add some whimsy to Zoom calls with my parents. | 1.3010 | 0.05661 | 103 | 78 | 19 | 6 |
1830 | it’s Hanukkah not Purim you schmuk | 1.3010 | 0.05988 | 103 | 80 | 15 | 8 |
1831 | Sorry Melvin, I got the last one | 1.3010 | 0.05661 | 103 | 78 | 19 | 6 |
1832 | That’s certainly one way to evolve | 1.3010 | 0.05490 | 103 | 77 | 21 | 5 |
1833 | More of a second date outfit. | 1.3010 | 0.05132 | 103 | 75 | 25 | 3 |
1834 | We’ll be extinct before that look catches on. | 1.3000 | 0.05222 | 100 | 73 | 24 | 3 |
1835 | Yeah, we're related to birds but that's not gonna fly with the Mrs. | 1.3000 | 0.05596 | 100 | 75 | 20 | 5 |
1836 | Ugh, that hat is sooo 65 million years ago | 1.3000 | 0.05774 | 100 | 76 | 18 | 6 |
1837 | I don't care where you got the hat. I wanna know where you got the box tops in the first place? | 1.3000 | 0.05946 | 100 | 77 | 16 | 7 |
1838 | Well if you do catch a Pterodactyl, at least let me know what it tastes like. | 1.3000 | 0.04606 | 100 | 70 | 30 | 0 |
1839 | It's called going extinct in style. | 1.3000 | 0.05222 | 100 | 73 | 24 | 3 |
1840 | It is cute, but I'm not totally sure it proves intelligent design. | 1.3000 | 0.06113 | 100 | 78 | 14 | 8 |
1841 | Wow, to see the effects of evolution close up. | 1.3000 | 0.05222 | 100 | 73 | 24 | 3 |
1842 | The kid from the future I ate was wearing it. | 1.3000 | 0.05222 | 100 | 73 | 24 | 3 |
1843 | It's mine. I wrote my name in it. | 1.3000 | 0.05774 | 100 | 76 | 18 | 6 |
1844 | Donald Trump said this would let me fly! | 1.3000 | 0.05946 | 100 | 77 | 16 | 7 |
1845 | Shouldn't someone tell the cartoonist that we're color blind? | 1.3000 | 0.05596 | 100 | 75 | 20 | 5 |
1846 | Sorry. That look became extinct 20 million years ago. | 1.3000 | 0.05412 | 100 | 74 | 22 | 4 |
1847 | Your fashion sense is devolving.” | 1.3000 | 0.05596 | 100 | 75 | 20 | 5 |
1848 | Do you realize that this is an early sign of the end of our species? | 1.3000 | 0.05412 | 100 | 74 | 22 | 4 |
1849 | Hey, my invention is at least carbon-free. | 1.3000 | 0.05025 | 100 | 72 | 26 | 2 |
1850 | "It might have been a gift but I wouldn't keep that on my head. | 1.3000 | 0.05596 | 100 | 75 | 20 | 5 |
1851 | I thought you were Cecil! | 1.3000 | 0.05222 | 100 | 73 | 24 | 3 |
1852 | Sorry, there is a pandemic, this is the best we could do for a bar mitzvah. | 1.3000 | 0.05774 | 100 | 76 | 18 | 6 |
1853 | Why are you trying to pass as renewable when everyone knows you’re fossil? | 1.3000 | 0.05596 | 100 | 75 | 20 | 5 |
1854 | Am I flying yet? | 1.3000 | 0.05222 | 100 | 73 | 24 | 3 |
1855 | Who do you think you are? Donald Trump? | 1.3000 | 0.06113 | 100 | 78 | 14 | 8 |
1856 | No Beanie, I said nightcap. | 1.3000 | 0.05412 | 100 | 74 | 22 | 4 |
1857 | If that's your big idea, not sure we're gonna make it. | 1.3000 | 0.05596 | 100 | 75 | 20 | 5 |
1858 | It's just a fad, it'll die out. | 1.3000 | 0.05412 | 100 | 74 | 22 | 4 |
1859 | It's part of my initiation into Nu Alpha Kappa." | 1.3000 | 0.05596 | 100 | 75 | 20 | 5 |
1860 | I asked God to be a Pterodactyl and he gave me this | 1.3000 | 0.05596 | 100 | 75 | 20 | 5 |
1861 | So I ate the kid, clothes and all, but the beanie was a keeper" | 1.3000 | 0.05774 | 100 | 76 | 18 | 6 |
1862 | It's a little cliche. | 1.3000 | 0.05412 | 100 | 74 | 22 | 4 |
1863 | Keeping it light, are we Earnie? | 1.3000 | 0.05222 | 100 | 73 | 24 | 3 |
1864 | Those things have gone the way of the, well, you know. | 1.3000 | 0.05946 | 100 | 77 | 16 | 7 |
1865 | I am what I am. | 1.3000 | 0.05596 | 100 | 75 | 20 | 5 |
1866 | Can you get matching shoes?" | 1.3000 | 0.05596 | 100 | 75 | 20 | 5 |
1867 | You've been snacking on time travelers again. | 1.3000 | 0.05412 | 100 | 74 | 22 | 4 |
1868 | Was it on sale? | 1.3000 | 0.05596 | 100 | 75 | 20 | 5 |
1869 | I'm not sure. Is it returnable? | 1.3000 | 0.05412 | 100 | 74 | 22 | 4 |
1870 | Honestly, I think it makes you look vane. | 1.3000 | 0.05412 | 100 | 74 | 22 | 4 |
1871 | And you say you can predict meteor strikes with that thing? | 1.3000 | 0.05596 | 100 | 75 | 20 | 5 |
1872 | Going somewhere? | 1.3000 | 0.05774 | 100 | 76 | 18 | 6 |
1873 | Tonight I’m gonna party like it’s 66,000,001 BC | 1.3000 | 0.05774 | 100 | 76 | 18 | 6 |
1874 | I thought you were going to ask for longer arms? | 1.3000 | 0.05412 | 100 | 74 | 22 | 4 |
1875 | T-Bro, let's photobomb the Flintstones before that volcanic ash covers us for all eternity! | 1.3000 | 0.06276 | 100 | 79 | 12 | 9 |
1876 | I want to look presidential | 1.3000 | 0.06113 | 100 | 78 | 14 | 8 |
1877 | I do admire your joie de vivre what with the Ice Age upon us and all. | 1.3000 | 0.04606 | 100 | 70 | 30 | 0 |
1878 | Well, you're dressed up! Got a date for that meteor everyone's talking about? | 1.3000 | 0.05025 | 100 | 72 | 26 | 2 |
1879 | Whatd'ya think? My lunch made it. | 1.3000 | 0.05596 | 100 | 75 | 20 | 5 |
1880 | I can't reach to take it off. | 1.3000 | 0.05412 | 100 | 74 | 22 | 4 |
1881 | Swap for a kazoo? | 1.3000 | 0.05222 | 100 | 73 | 24 | 3 |
1882 | Don't look at me like that. It sparks joy. | 1.3000 | 0.05412 | 100 | 74 | 22 | 4 |
1883 | What’s a drone? | 1.3000 | 0.05412 | 100 | 74 | 22 | 4 |
1884 | I’m an LGTBQ helicopter parent. | 1.3000 | 0.05412 | 100 | 74 | 22 | 4 |
1885 | You'll never be able to fly without one. | 1.3000 | 0.05946 | 100 | 77 | 16 | 7 |
1886 | It was the only part that wasn't digestible | 1.3000 | 0.05412 | 100 | 74 | 22 | 4 |
1887 | OK, its cute, but you'll never be a terrordactyl. | 1.3000 | 0.05412 | 100 | 74 | 22 | 4 |
1888 | Well, I went to the future. The bad news is we're extinct. The good news is I got a cool, new hat. | 1.3000 | 0.05774 | 100 | 76 | 18 | 6 |
1889 | I lost mine at the glaad rally. | 1.3000 | 0.05946 | 100 | 77 | 16 | 7 |
1890 | This seems worse than the "time traveler kills a butterfly" thing. | 1.3000 | 0.05774 | 100 | 76 | 18 | 6 |
1891 | I’m accessing the gravity of our situation. | 1.3000 | 0.05412 | 100 | 74 | 22 | 4 |
1892 | Forget it. It will be millions of years before we can fly. | 1.3000 | 0.05596 | 100 | 75 | 20 | 5 |
1893 | Maybe if you flap faster. | 1.3000 | 0.05222 | 100 | 73 | 24 | 3 |
1894 | Were you wearing that hat when you told them your asteroid theory? | 1.3000 | 0.05596 | 100 | 75 | 20 | 5 |
1895 | What? It goes with everything. | 1.3000 | 0.05596 | 100 | 75 | 20 | 5 |
1896 | You won't get far. You can't reach the propeller. | 1.3000 | 0.05774 | 100 | 76 | 18 | 6 |
1897 | Haven't seen one of those since the 67,890,780s. | 1.3000 | 0.06113 | 100 | 78 | 14 | 8 |
1898 | Yes, it does make you look less threatening. But also, more ridiculous. | 1.3000 | 0.05596 | 100 | 75 | 20 | 5 |
1899 | I tried on one of those, but it clashed with my genes. | 1.3000 | 0.05946 | 100 | 77 | 16 | 7 |
1900 | It doesn't really go with our brand. | 1.3000 | 0.05222 | 100 | 73 | 24 | 3 |
1901 | We take the high holy days a little more seriously around here. | 1.3000 | 0.05774 | 100 | 76 | 18 | 6 |
1902 | Yeah, it's cute, but I still think we're doomed. | 1.3000 | 0.05596 | 100 | 75 | 20 | 5 |
1903 | You wanna go see the moon and the stars,Baby? | 1.3000 | 0.05025 | 100 | 72 | 26 | 2 |
1904 | Trust me. It will be all the rage 100 million years from now.” | 1.3000 | 0.05774 | 100 | 76 | 18 | 6 |
1905 | They were sold out of MAGA hats. | 1.3000 | 0.05774 | 100 | 76 | 18 | 6 |
1906 | I'll bet the mammals can't come up with something like that. Not in a million years! | 1.3000 | 0.05412 | 100 | 74 | 22 | 4 |
1907 | How many times do I have to tell you not to play with your food! | 1.3000 | 0.05412 | 100 | 74 | 22 | 4 |
1908 | Wally, tell me you just didn't eat that guy with the laptop! | 1.3000 | 0.05596 | 100 | 75 | 20 | 5 |
1909 | The soothsayer said "evolve" not "revolve." | 1.3000 | 0.05946 | 100 | 77 | 16 | 7 |
1910 | Nice try but I don't think we can escape our fate that way. | 1.3000 | 0.05412 | 100 | 74 | 22 | 4 |
1911 | I was willing to ignore it when they declared that we'd had feathers - even multicolored ones - but this? Ridiculous! | 1.3000 | 0.05774 | 100 | 76 | 18 | 6 |
1912 | Well, it DOES draw the focus away from your tiny little arms. | 1.3000 | 0.05412 | 100 | 74 | 22 | 4 |
1913 | Ehh...I've seen worse. | 1.3000 | 0.05412 | 100 | 74 | 22 | 4 |
1914 | In awhile, imbe-cile | 1.3000 | 0.04820 | 100 | 71 | 28 | 1 |
1915 | I can always tell when you’re lying. | 1.3000 | 0.05774 | 100 | 76 | 18 | 6 |
1916 | The crocodile space program is getting off to a slow start | 1.3000 | 0.05946 | 100 | 77 | 16 | 7 |
1917 | Yeah, like you're gonna make it off the Yucatan in time... | 1.3000 | 0.05025 | 100 | 72 | 26 | 2 |
1918 | It will catch on. Honestly, just trust me on this one! | 1.3000 | 0.05412 | 100 | 74 | 22 | 4 |
1919 | Seriously, Greorge...I doubt anyone is going to care what I wear to the Comet-Watching party!! | 1.3000 | 0.05774 | 100 | 76 | 18 | 6 |
1920 | Does this make my teeth look big? | 1.3000 | 0.05412 | 100 | 74 | 22 | 4 |
1921 | See you on the other side | 1.3000 | 0.05596 | 100 | 75 | 20 | 5 |
1922 | Look. It’s been a year. I just want to have some fun before the meteor | 1.3000 | 0.05412 | 100 | 74 | 22 | 4 |
1923 | I feel overdressed. | 1.3000 | 0.05946 | 100 | 77 | 16 | 7 |
1924 | As it occurred with all great artists before me, they'll only appreciate this once I go extinct. | 1.3000 | 0.06113 | 100 | 78 | 14 | 8 |
1925 | You ate the pretzel guy, didn’t you? | 1.3000 | 0.06113 | 100 | 78 | 14 | 8 |
1926 | It's important to have fun in life. You never know when it will end...” | 1.3000 | 0.05596 | 100 | 75 | 20 | 5 |
1927 | This is how birds evolved in my universe. | 1.3000 | 0.05596 | 100 | 75 | 20 | 5 |
1928 | You're going to have to make that thing go a lot faster if we are going to make it out of here in time. | 1.3000 | 0.05596 | 100 | 75 | 20 | 5 |
1929 | The worse part is I can’t reach it to take it off | 1.3000 | 0.06113 | 100 | 78 | 14 | 8 |
1930 | Pseudo Sue | 1.3000 | 0.05412 | 100 | 74 | 22 | 4 |
1931 | Whatever, Charles. You’re the one who told me to be my authentic self. | 1.3000 | 0.05946 | 100 | 77 | 16 | 7 |
1932 | Does this hat make me look any less intimidating? | 1.3000 | 0.05946 | 100 | 77 | 16 | 7 |
1933 | The guy at the store said it made me look ten years younger | 1.3000 | 0.05222 | 100 | 73 | 24 | 3 |
1934 | Evolution is no joke Rex | 1.3000 | 0.05412 | 100 | 74 | 22 | 4 |
1935 | How can you be gay with teeth like that? | 1.2991 | 0.05347 | 107 | 80 | 22 | 5 |
1936 | They say it will save the planet. | 1.2970 | 0.05894 | 101 | 78 | 16 | 7 |
1937 | That's so extinct. | 1.2967 | 0.06151 | 91 | 70 | 15 | 6 |
1938 | Yes, the hat does make your teeth look big. | 1.2967 | 0.05741 | 91 | 68 | 19 | 4 |
1939 | I suppose if your friends told you to eat a skinny cave man you’d do that too!! | 1.2967 | 0.05524 | 91 | 67 | 21 | 3 |
1940 | Don’t you think the color of this hat is dino-mite? | 1.2967 | 0.06347 | 91 | 71 | 13 | 7 |
1941 | What’s a patent? | 1.2963 | 0.05943 | 81 | 60 | 18 | 3 |
1942 | Really Honey... no one thinks you're boring. | 1.2959 | 0.05468 | 98 | 73 | 21 | 4 |
1943 | Those stopped being popular during the Triassic.” | 1.2959 | 0.05468 | 98 | 73 | 21 | 4 |
1944 | I hope you weren't expecting much of a campus life... | 1.2959 | 0.05657 | 98 | 74 | 19 | 5 |
1945 | We all need to do our part to throw the asteroid off course. | 1.2959 | 0.05068 | 98 | 71 | 25 | 2 |
1946 | I want to do more than just survive on land....I want to live! | 1.2959 | 0.05468 | 98 | 73 | 21 | 4 |
1947 | I can't help thinking that it's too little too late. | 1.2959 | 0.06357 | 98 | 78 | 11 | 9 |
1948 | It’s supposed to keep you cool. | 1.2959 | 0.05068 | 98 | 71 | 25 | 2 |
1949 | The Chasidim disapprove of this skullcap. | 1.2959 | 0.05468 | 98 | 73 | 21 | 4 |
1950 | I bought it at a Going Extinct Sale. | 1.2959 | 0.05657 | 98 | 74 | 19 | 5 |
1951 | Recently discovered cave painting offers definitive proof that Earth less than 200 years old. | 1.2959 | 0.06521 | 98 | 79 | 9 | 10 |
1952 | If only you could reach high enough to take that foolish thing off your head | 1.2959 | 0.05468 | 98 | 73 | 21 | 4 |
1953 | It just seems like a lot for an ambush predator. | 1.2959 | 0.05468 | 98 | 73 | 21 | 4 |
1954 | You need to start acting your period. | 1.2959 | 0.05657 | 98 | 74 | 19 | 5 |
1955 | Wow. That's Jurassic. | 1.2959 | 0.05840 | 98 | 75 | 17 | 6 |
1956 | Ted, you don’t look foolish. In fact I think it accentuates your eyes. | 1.2959 | 0.05840 | 98 | 75 | 17 | 6 |
1957 | I don't care how ridiculous my propeller hat looks--I ate 62 boxes of Kellogg's Cracklin' Oat Bran to get it! | 1.2959 | 0.05272 | 98 | 72 | 23 | 3 |
1958 | I wouldn’t say they’re extinct, but it’s definitely out of style. | 1.2959 | 0.05657 | 98 | 74 | 19 | 5 |
1959 | First of all, you’ll need more lift. Secondly, just where do you want to go? | 1.2959 | 0.05840 | 98 | 75 | 17 | 6 |
1960 | Gary! Haven’t seen you in a while. How you beanie? | 1.2959 | 0.05657 | 98 | 74 | 19 | 5 |
1961 | You're a biped now, have some dignity. | 1.2959 | 0.05468 | 98 | 73 | 21 | 4 |
1962 | You're right. It makes you look less ominous. | 1.2959 | 0.05657 | 98 | 74 | 19 | 5 |
1963 | You have evolved into a Velocicopter! | 1.2959 | 0.05657 | 98 | 74 | 19 | 5 |
1964 | Won't you be glad when rush week is over? | 1.2959 | 0.05272 | 98 | 72 | 23 | 3 |
1965 | Yeah, I guess so, but I doubt the prey will see you as more approachable. | 1.2959 | 0.05468 | 98 | 73 | 21 | 4 |
1966 | I have a premonition that your species won't evolve. | 1.2959 | 0.05657 | 98 | 74 | 19 | 5 |
1967 | I won damn it! | 1.2959 | 0.05840 | 98 | 75 | 17 | 6 |
1968 | Gosh, I haven't seen one of those in like 65 million years! | 1.2959 | 0.05468 | 98 | 73 | 21 | 4 |
1969 | So, the mammals think we're just joking . . .and that's how we survive . .right? | 1.2959 | 0.05272 | 98 | 72 | 23 | 3 |
1970 | I wouldn't be caught dead in that. | 1.2959 | 0.05840 | 98 | 75 | 17 | 6 |
1971 | I gotta stop eating those Psilocybinsaurus | 1.2959 | 0.05468 | 98 | 73 | 21 | 4 |
1972 | You make my head spin ! | 1.2959 | 0.05657 | 98 | 74 | 19 | 5 |
1973 | Yep, that'll help you pass as a vegetarian as long as you keep your mouth closed. | 1.2959 | 0.05657 | 98 | 74 | 19 | 5 |
1974 | It's cute, but I'll bet on fossil fuels over wind for the foreseeable future... | 1.2959 | 0.05272 | 98 | 72 | 23 | 3 |
1975 | C'mon, it's no stupider than the rest of me. | 1.2959 | 0.06017 | 98 | 76 | 15 | 7 |
1976 | That’s going to frighten the kids! | 1.2959 | 0.05468 | 98 | 73 | 21 | 4 |
1977 | It's not the beanie that's preventing you from soaring | 1.2959 | 0.05840 | 98 | 75 | 17 | 6 |
1978 | She's a pterodactyl, man. She's out of your class. | 1.2959 | 0.05657 | 98 | 74 | 19 | 5 |
1979 | I think you're onto something Orville. | 1.2959 | 0.05272 | 98 | 72 | 23 | 3 |
1980 | What do you mean you don't like it? I thought colorful plumage would make me more attractive. | 1.2959 | 0.05468 | 98 | 73 | 21 | 4 |
1981 | You think the mom of the kid I ate will be mad I took his cool hat? | 1.2959 | 0.05468 | 98 | 73 | 21 | 4 |
1982 | That wouldn't be fashionable in 65 million years. | 1.2959 | 0.05272 | 98 | 72 | 23 | 3 |
1983 | Jerry, c'mon! I told you, trying to be a Pterodactyl ain't gonna make the ladies fall for you, man! | 1.2959 | 0.05468 | 98 | 73 | 21 | 4 |
1984 | We're going extinct tomorrow and this is what you had to show me. | 1.2959 | 0.06017 | 98 | 76 | 15 | 7 |
1985 | Hopefully a meteor will strike you down before anyone else sees you in that thing. | 1.2959 | 0.05068 | 98 | 71 | 25 | 2 |
1986 | The humans call it a MAGA hat. | 1.2959 | 0.05657 | 98 | 74 | 19 | 5 |
1987 | I think we want our legacy to be awe and terror, not self-effacing levity. | 1.2959 | 0.05657 | 98 | 74 | 19 | 5 |
1988 | Does it make my hands look bigger? | 1.2959 | 0.05468 | 98 | 73 | 21 | 4 |
1989 | Of course I’m staring at your hat, my vision is based on movement. | 1.2959 | 0.05840 | 98 | 75 | 17 | 6 |
1990 | It’s suppose to spin when there’s imminent danger. | 1.2959 | 0.05272 | 98 | 72 | 23 | 3 |
1991 | You keep that up and it won’t be a meteor that renders us extinct. | 1.2959 | 0.05657 | 98 | 74 | 19 | 5 |
1992 | No, I think it makes you look smarter. | 1.2959 | 0.05468 | 98 | 73 | 21 | 4 |
1993 | I hope that doesn't give you head saurs | 1.2959 | 0.05657 | 98 | 74 | 19 | 5 |
1994 | Was that the only part of it that didn’t taste good? | 1.2959 | 0.05272 | 98 | 72 | 23 | 3 |
1995 | Weird Rex, but ok | 1.2959 | 0.05657 | 98 | 74 | 19 | 5 |
1996 | I dunno, it's just a bit... 'retro'... | 1.2959 | 0.05657 | 98 | 74 | 19 | 5 |
1997 | THAT'S your plan to keep us from going extinct? | 1.2959 | 0.06017 | 98 | 76 | 15 | 7 |
1998 | If you wear that thing in public, your demise will be meteoric. | 1.2959 | 0.05468 | 98 | 73 | 21 | 4 |
1999 | I know it's ridiculous, but it works very well singles bars - it is a great conversation piece AND it hides my bald spot. | 1.2959 | 0.06017 | 98 | 76 | 15 | 7 |
2000 | Please don’t tell me this is a part of the “asteroid is coming” conspiracy theory! | 1.2959 | 0.06017 | 98 | 76 | 15 | 7 |
2001 | Listen, even if it made you look younger, It's not gonna save you from extinction. | 1.2959 | 0.05657 | 98 | 74 | 19 | 5 |
2002 | It could be worse... Picture me in pants. | 1.2959 | 0.05272 | 98 | 72 | 23 | 3 |
2003 | An asteroid safety helmet? That's the stupidest thing I ever heard! | 1.2959 | 0.05272 | 98 | 72 | 23 | 3 |
2004 | You know, not too many people could make that work, but you really own it. | 1.2959 | 0.05657 | 98 | 74 | 19 | 5 |
2005 | My therapist suggested that get in touch with my inner child | 1.2959 | 0.05657 | 98 | 74 | 19 | 5 |
2006 | If God had wanted dinosaurs to fly, we'd have been born with wings. | 1.2959 | 0.05840 | 98 | 75 | 17 | 6 |
2007 | The guy was bland, but the hat is quite tasteful. | 1.2959 | 0.05657 | 98 | 74 | 19 | 5 |
2008 | The T stands for tyrannosaurus, not tot. | 1.2959 | 0.06017 | 98 | 76 | 15 | 7 |
2009 | What does "color" mean? | 1.2959 | 0.05840 | 98 | 75 | 17 | 6 |
2010 | There's absolutely no chance you can fly, never in 100 million years. | 1.2959 | 0.05657 | 98 | 74 | 19 | 5 |
2011 | In the wild, the male tries to get the attention of the female during mating season. | 1.2959 | 0.05657 | 98 | 74 | 19 | 5 |
2012 | To get to the other side. | 1.2959 | 0.05272 | 98 | 72 | 23 | 3 |
2013 | When I go, I want to be remembered as innovative." | 1.2959 | 0.05840 | 98 | 75 | 17 | 6 |
2014 | Really? | 1.2959 | 0.05468 | 98 | 73 | 21 | 4 |
2015 | You're still going to scare the hell out of the Triceratops! | 1.2959 | 0.05840 | 98 | 75 | 17 | 6 |
2016 | They're still not going to let you in Disney World. | 1.2959 | 0.04856 | 98 | 70 | 27 | 1 |
2017 | I think it looks really retro, but I like it better than your ice cap. | 1.2959 | 0.05272 | 98 | 72 | 23 | 3 |
2018 | Has-bean! | 1.2959 | 0.05468 | 98 | 73 | 21 | 4 |
2019 | We promised each other no silly hats. | 1.2959 | 0.05468 | 98 | 73 | 21 | 4 |
2020 | Aren't you a bit old for that? | 1.2959 | 0.05468 | 98 | 73 | 21 | 4 |
2021 | It may not prevent extinction but it’s still a good look for you. | 1.2959 | 0.05068 | 98 | 71 | 25 | 2 |
2022 | Sure you can stand upright,but tech companies are not going to hire a dinosaur. | 1.2959 | 0.06017 | 98 | 76 | 15 | 7 |
2023 | I see. And what's your salary as a social influencer? | 1.2959 | 0.05468 | 98 | 73 | 21 | 4 |
2024 | ...I had the munchies... | 1.2959 | 0.05840 | 98 | 75 | 17 | 6 |
2025 | Oh yes! It automatically activates to blow away any asteroids, it was a Cyber Monday deal | 1.2959 | 0.06017 | 98 | 76 | 15 | 7 |
2026 | It may be too late for us to switch to alternative energy sources | 1.2959 | 0.05272 | 98 | 72 | 23 | 3 |
2027 | We got volcanoes erupting and you propeller-heads keep talking about some future ice age. | 1.2959 | 0.05468 | 98 | 73 | 21 | 4 |
2028 | When are you going to start taking this extinction seriously? | 1.2959 | 0.05840 | 98 | 75 | 17 | 6 |
2029 | Don’t look now, but a flying ancestor just built his home on your head! | 1.2959 | 0.06017 | 98 | 76 | 15 | 7 |
2030 | Randy, you KNOW mom and dad could only afford to send one of us to college! | 1.2959 | 0.05840 | 98 | 75 | 17 | 6 |
2031 | It makes me feel pretty. | 1.2959 | 0.05840 | 98 | 75 | 17 | 6 |
2032 | I swapped it for my MAGA hat. | 1.2959 | 0.05068 | 98 | 71 | 25 | 2 |
2033 | You've got something on your head. | 1.2959 | 0.05068 | 98 | 71 | 25 | 2 |
2034 | I want to spin it so bad. Damn these tiny arms! | 1.2959 | 0.05272 | 98 | 72 | 23 | 3 |
2035 | It seems a bit... frivolous, given our impending extinction. | 1.2959 | 0.05657 | 98 | 74 | 19 | 5 |
2036 | And then they anesthetized me, and when I woke up... | 1.2959 | 0.05468 | 98 | 73 | 21 | 4 |
2037 | Well, I'm not thinking about the tiny arms thing anymore. | 1.2959 | 0.05468 | 98 | 73 | 21 | 4 |
2038 | How it got there isn't the most important question right now. | 1.2959 | 0.05272 | 98 | 72 | 23 | 3 |
2039 | We’re among the largest known land predators, estimated to have exerted the strongest bite force among all terrestrial animals. Let them laugh. | 1.2959 | 0.05840 | 98 | 75 | 17 | 6 |
2040 | Face it, Harold, the pterodactyls are never going to accept you. | 1.2959 | 0.05657 | 98 | 74 | 19 | 5 |
2041 | Maybe it's a mid-life crisis but it makes me feel young and less like a dinosaur | 1.2959 | 0.05657 | 98 | 74 | 19 | 5 |
2042 | That's not going to protect you from a meteorite, mate. | 1.2959 | 0.05657 | 98 | 74 | 19 | 5 |
2043 | I said THINKING CAP, but get me one of those too. | 1.2959 | 0.05657 | 98 | 74 | 19 | 5 |
2044 | Would go great with an aviator jacket. Wait... We don't even wear clothes. | 1.2959 | 0.05657 | 98 | 74 | 19 | 5 |
2045 | Does this hat make my arms look small? | 1.2959 | 0.05657 | 98 | 74 | 19 | 5 |
2046 | Am I a bird yet? | 1.2959 | 0.05840 | 98 | 75 | 17 | 6 |
2047 | I told you time traveling was dangerous, Steve. | 1.2959 | 0.05468 | 98 | 73 | 21 | 4 |
2048 | Does this hat make me look phat? | 1.2959 | 0.05068 | 98 | 71 | 25 | 2 |
2049 | See you later alligator.” “After while.. propodile. | 1.2959 | 0.05272 | 98 | 72 | 23 | 3 |
2050 | No means no. | 1.2959 | 0.05068 | 98 | 71 | 25 | 2 |
2051 | Oh, you joined a cult? | 1.2959 | 0.05657 | 98 | 74 | 19 | 5 |
2052 | even if it works, Leonardo, it’s just not age appropriate | 1.2959 | 0.05272 | 98 | 72 | 23 | 3 |
2053 | Is it working for you in keeping the virus away? | 1.2959 | 0.05272 | 98 | 72 | 23 | 3 |
2054 | Do you believe this helps you hide? | 1.2959 | 0.05068 | 98 | 71 | 25 | 2 |
2055 | But how am I supposed to get off this desert island? | 1.2959 | 0.05468 | 98 | 73 | 21 | 4 |
2056 | Daddy is trying to get us a preemptive pardon" | 1.2959 | 0.06017 | 98 | 76 | 15 | 7 |
2057 | I don't know Cecil. It can't look any worse than 2020, right? | 1.2959 | 0.05468 | 98 | 73 | 21 | 4 |
2058 | I really respect the whimsical reference to our evolution from avian ancestors | 1.2959 | 0.05468 | 98 | 73 | 21 | 4 |
2059 | are you trying to distract from your stubby arms? | 1.2959 | 0.05657 | 98 | 74 | 19 | 5 |
2060 | I think you should just leave the flying for the birds Dave. | 1.2959 | 0.05468 | 98 | 73 | 21 | 4 |
2061 | I think we'll need a better distraction from the impending doom all around us | 1.2959 | 0.05272 | 98 | 72 | 23 | 3 |
2062 | When did you become Jewish? | 1.2959 | 0.05468 | 98 | 73 | 21 | 4 |
2063 | It was wild. They thought I was a new Google employee, and gave me this Noogler hat. | 1.2959 | 0.06017 | 98 | 76 | 15 | 7 |
2064 | Don’t play with your food. | 1.2959 | 0.06017 | 98 | 76 | 15 | 7 |
2065 | Oh God Gary, you ate a kid! | 1.2959 | 0.06190 | 98 | 77 | 13 | 8 |
2066 | You’d really do ANYTHING to go down in history, wouldn’t you? | 1.2959 | 0.05468 | 98 | 73 | 21 | 4 |
2067 | You know you look like a dork? | 1.2959 | 0.05657 | 98 | 74 | 19 | 5 |
2068 | My afternoon snack was wearing it. | 1.2959 | 0.05272 | 98 | 72 | 23 | 3 |
2069 | I wouldn't worry about it going out of style. | 1.2959 | 0.05840 | 98 | 75 | 17 | 6 |
2070 | yes, this is what I'm wearing to the royal wedding. | 1.2959 | 0.06017 | 98 | 76 | 15 | 7 |
2071 | - ‘stand upwind all you want... we’re still extinct’. | 1.2959 | 0.06190 | 98 | 77 | 13 | 8 |
2072 | yes yes I know it’s not windy today- it’s propelled by my anxiety! | 1.2959 | 0.05657 | 98 | 74 | 19 | 5 |
2073 | Take it off, my arms are too short. | 1.2947 | 0.05574 | 95 | 71 | 20 | 4 |
2074 | This is why we are going extinct, Gary." | 1.2929 | 0.05607 | 99 | 75 | 19 | 5 |
2075 | Mr. President, the fake news outlets are projecting a mammoth turnout. | 1.2929 | 0.05964 | 99 | 77 | 15 | 7 |
2076 | That’s not what they meant when they told us they needed more people of color. | 1.2929 | 0.05607 | 99 | 75 | 19 | 5 |
2077 | Modern Orthodox? | 1.2923 | 0.06476 | 65 | 48 | 15 | 2 |
2078 | You will look ridiculous mounted in a museum! | 1.2917 | 0.05322 | 96 | 71 | 22 | 3 |
2079 | Cute, but that kind of thing won't be funny for long....... | 1.2903 | 0.05423 | 93 | 69 | 21 | 3 |
2080 | It landed on your head how? | 1.2903 | 0.04732 | 93 | 66 | 27 | 0 |
2081 | It's not going to fly, Orville. | 1.2903 | 0.05423 | 93 | 69 | 21 | 3 |
2082 | Frank, if your life’s spinning out of control, you might as well do it in style. | 1.2903 | 0.05423 | 93 | 69 | 21 | 3 |
2083 | Aw, come on. You mean that’s all that’s left? | 1.2887 | 0.05668 | 97 | 74 | 18 | 5 |
2084 | You need to stay relevant or you'll end up extinct. | 1.2887 | 0.05475 | 97 | 73 | 20 | 4 |
2085 | The salesman said that?! I got some bad news for you... | 1.2887 | 0.05668 | 97 | 74 | 18 | 5 |
2086 | I can't Bobby, if I wear one of those my family will disown me. | 1.2887 | 0.05668 | 97 | 74 | 18 | 5 |
2087 | does it make my teeth look bigger? | 1.2887 | 0.05276 | 97 | 72 | 22 | 3 |
2088 | I'm afraid you're not evolving enough for me. | 1.2887 | 0.05276 | 97 | 72 | 22 | 3 |
2089 | Ain't evolution grand?!? | 1.2887 | 0.05276 | 97 | 72 | 22 | 3 |
2090 | Can't wait to hear how you're going to put a spin on this story. | 1.2887 | 0.05068 | 97 | 71 | 24 | 2 |
2091 | The hat is going to look great with my bones. | 1.2887 | 0.06211 | 97 | 77 | 12 | 8 |
2092 | That style can only lead to our species extinction. | 1.2887 | 0.05475 | 97 | 73 | 20 | 4 |
2093 | Thursday is Wacky Tie Day Frank! Now you just look ridiculous | 1.2887 | 0.05668 | 97 | 74 | 18 | 5 |
2094 | You bet Jurassic it’s funny. | 1.2887 | 0.06211 | 97 | 77 | 12 | 8 |
2095 | You're not taking climate change seriously. | 1.2887 | 0.05855 | 97 | 75 | 16 | 6 |
2096 | Extinction be damned! | 1.2887 | 0.05668 | 97 | 74 | 18 | 5 |
2097 | See ya later alligator | 1.2887 | 0.06035 | 97 | 76 | 14 | 7 |
2098 | Please dear! I implore you! Remember Icarus! | 1.2887 | 0.05668 | 97 | 74 | 18 | 5 |
2099 | Let me see you take it off. | 1.2887 | 0.05475 | 97 | 73 | 20 | 4 |
2100 | Five thousand years from now no one will ever remember it. | 1.2887 | 0.05855 | 97 | 75 | 16 | 6 |
2101 | Did you eat the little board with wheels it was riding? Junior would have loved to play with that. | 1.2887 | 0.06035 | 97 | 76 | 14 | 7 |
2102 | ... and besides that, how would you spin it? | 1.2887 | 0.05068 | 97 | 71 | 24 | 2 |
2103 | They come with the Kid's Lunch. | 1.2887 | 0.05668 | 97 | 74 | 18 | 5 |
2104 | Sorry love, I bought a ticket to the Ark behind your back... | 1.2887 | 0.04851 | 97 | 70 | 26 | 1 |
2105 | Who ever heard of a flying dinosaur?! | 1.2887 | 0.05276 | 97 | 72 | 22 | 3 |
2106 | When they dig me up in 60 million years, this will drive them crazy. | 1.2887 | 0.05855 | 97 | 75 | 16 | 6 |
2107 | Even a lizard brain needs some stroking. | 1.2887 | 0.05475 | 97 | 73 | 20 | 4 |
2108 | It’ll never take off. | 1.2887 | 0.05475 | 97 | 73 | 20 | 4 |
2109 | It starts with gifts. | 1.2887 | 0.05475 | 97 | 73 | 20 | 4 |
2110 | And they say there's no difference between the parties! | 1.2887 | 0.05475 | 97 | 73 | 20 | 4 |
2111 | To survive, we have to appear non-threatening and look whimsical instead. | 1.2887 | 0.05475 | 97 | 73 | 20 | 4 |
2112 | We can’t flap our arms, so I guess it’s worth a try. | 1.2887 | 0.04625 | 97 | 69 | 28 | 0 |
2113 | The sales clerk says it's made of this stuff called "plastic" and it'll still be here long after we're gone. | 1.2887 | 0.05855 | 97 | 75 | 16 | 6 |
2114 | It doesn't scream "King of Tyrant Lizards." | 1.2887 | 0.05276 | 97 | 72 | 22 | 3 |
2115 | Well, I think it looks silly on you. | 1.2887 | 0.05475 | 97 | 73 | 20 | 4 |
2116 | I think you need to work on your survival instinct. | 1.2887 | 0.05668 | 97 | 74 | 18 | 5 |
2117 | I know, I know, but the University of Florida is paying me. | 1.2887 | 0.05475 | 97 | 73 | 20 | 4 |
2118 | Do I still look scary? Be honest. | 1.2887 | 0.05668 | 97 | 74 | 18 | 5 |
2119 | You don’t need a silly hat to know which way the wind blows. | 1.2887 | 0.05276 | 97 | 72 | 22 | 3 |
2120 | It just works. | 1.2887 | 0.05068 | 97 | 71 | 24 | 2 |
2121 | Impulse shopping does help with these apocalyptic days. | 1.2887 | 0.05276 | 97 | 72 | 22 | 3 |
2122 | Scientists will think you were a Dodo | 1.2887 | 0.05276 | 97 | 72 | 22 | 3 |
2123 | You know it’s choices like that that make me glad we’re going extinct. | 1.2887 | 0.05855 | 97 | 75 | 16 | 6 |
2124 | Stealing the kid's cap was one thing, but why'd you have to eat him? | 1.2887 | 0.05475 | 97 | 73 | 20 | 4 |
2125 | I guess this is goodbye, son. | 1.2887 | 0.05475 | 97 | 73 | 20 | 4 |
2126 | I wouldn't be found dead in that hat, but it's your funeral." | 1.2887 | 0.05668 | 97 | 74 | 18 | 5 |
2127 | Your taking Helicopter Parent way to seriously Mom ! | 1.2887 | 0.05668 | 97 | 74 | 18 | 5 |
2128 | Those colors make you look ridiculous. | 1.2887 | 0.05855 | 97 | 75 | 16 | 6 |
2129 | Sorry, but retro irony won't be invented for another 65 million years. | 1.2887 | 0.05276 | 97 | 72 | 22 | 3 |
2130 | So, you’re a Beanie Raptor? | 1.2887 | 0.05475 | 97 | 73 | 20 | 4 |
2131 | I may be extinct but I'm not out of fashion. | 1.2887 | 0.05668 | 97 | 74 | 18 | 5 |
2132 | Stan, for Pete's sake, you're just going to have to accept you're not a Pterodactyl | 1.2887 | 0.05668 | 97 | 74 | 18 | 5 |
2133 | How was Comic Con? | 1.2887 | 0.05668 | 97 | 74 | 18 | 5 |
2134 | It's not like it'll be the end of the world if she sees you in that ridiculous hat. | 1.2887 | 0.05855 | 97 | 75 | 16 | 6 |
2135 | I appreciate the effort, but your colorful courtship plumage display does nothing for me. | 1.2887 | 0.05475 | 97 | 73 | 20 | 4 |
2136 | I'm only playfully Jewish. | 1.2887 | 0.05855 | 97 | 75 | 16 | 6 |
2137 | My parents went to Vegas and all I got was this lousy propeller hat. | 1.2887 | 0.06035 | 97 | 76 | 14 | 7 |
2138 | By next year, it'll be a dinosaur. | 1.2887 | 0.05276 | 97 | 72 | 22 | 3 |
2139 | You do look younger. | 1.2887 | 0.05276 | 97 | 72 | 22 | 3 |
2140 | No. Still not cool. | 1.2887 | 0.05855 | 97 | 75 | 16 | 6 |
2141 | Ya know, they’re the ones who should end up extinct. | 1.2887 | 0.06035 | 97 | 76 | 14 | 7 |
2142 | ....but Gay Pride parade organizers want all colors of the rainbow! | 1.2887 | 0.05855 | 97 | 75 | 16 | 6 |
2143 | I don't get it. | 1.2887 | 0.05068 | 97 | 71 | 24 | 2 |
2144 | OK, cool souvenir but when you got out of the time machine could you see anything that looked like us? | 1.2887 | 0.06211 | 97 | 77 | 12 | 8 |
2145 | It’s called evolving. | 1.2887 | 0.05475 | 97 | 73 | 20 | 4 |
2146 | Flight is in our future I tell you. | 1.2887 | 0.05668 | 97 | 74 | 18 | 5 |
2147 | Holy crap, you’re only a freshman? | 1.2887 | 0.05668 | 97 | 74 | 18 | 5 |
2148 | That doesn't make you a person of color | 1.2887 | 0.06035 | 97 | 76 | 14 | 7 |
2149 | They told me Yale freshman was the pinnacle of evolution, but I have my doubts. | 1.2887 | 0.05276 | 97 | 72 | 22 | 3 |
2150 | I can’t reach up there. Just blow and I’ll tell you when to stop. | 1.2887 | 0.05475 | 97 | 73 | 20 | 4 |
2151 | Tik-Touque? | 1.2887 | 0.05668 | 97 | 74 | 18 | 5 |
2152 | It takes the attention away from your arms. | 1.2887 | 0.05068 | 97 | 71 | 24 | 2 |
2153 | The boss just told me that if this latest idea doesn't take off, we're toast. | 1.2887 | 0.05668 | 97 | 74 | 18 | 5 |
2154 | You’ve given me an idea for a board game. | 1.2887 | 0.05855 | 97 | 75 | 16 | 6 |
2155 | What did I tell you? That attracts flying rocks! | 1.2887 | 0.05475 | 97 | 73 | 20 | 4 |
2156 | Geek? What’s geek? | 1.2887 | 0.05276 | 97 | 72 | 22 | 3 |
2157 | Looks like you put on some color since I last saw you... | 1.2887 | 0.05668 | 97 | 74 | 18 | 5 |
2158 | This does not help our evolution. | 1.2887 | 0.05068 | 97 | 71 | 24 | 2 |
2159 | I don't think we'll be around long enough for that to come back into style. | 1.2887 | 0.04851 | 97 | 70 | 26 | 1 |
2160 | Yeah, I see the volcano, too. | 1.2887 | 0.05276 | 97 | 72 | 22 | 3 |
2161 | I couldn’t afford a parachute | 1.2887 | 0.05668 | 97 | 74 | 18 | 5 |
2162 | ... And yes Larry, it does spark Joy! | 1.2887 | 0.05668 | 97 | 74 | 18 | 5 |
2163 | Can you smell right now? Because I see you have no taste | 1.2887 | 0.05475 | 97 | 73 | 20 | 4 |
2164 | I see you aren’t handling the divorce well. | 1.2887 | 0.05475 | 97 | 73 | 20 | 4 |
2165 | Am I flying yet? I really feel like I’m flying. | 1.2887 | 0.05855 | 97 | 75 | 16 | 6 |
2166 | Only three humans died at the park today so they’re giving out these celebratory hats | 1.2887 | 0.05668 | 97 | 74 | 18 | 5 |
2167 | But mom! Other dinosaurs showed with wings! What else was I supposed to do?! | 1.2887 | 0.05475 | 97 | 73 | 20 | 4 |
2168 | I’m not scared of flying-I’m just afraid of where I’ll land! | 1.2887 | 0.05668 | 97 | 74 | 18 | 5 |
2169 | They told me it’s a children’s film. | 1.2887 | 0.05475 | 97 | 73 | 20 | 4 |
2170 | I got it in the gift shop. | 1.2887 | 0.05276 | 97 | 72 | 22 | 3 |
2171 | Maybe spin it the other-way for liftoff...? | 1.2887 | 0.05668 | 97 | 74 | 18 | 5 |
2172 | I’m hoping it makes me more ‘approachable.’ | 1.2887 | 0.05475 | 97 | 73 | 20 | 4 |
2173 | don’t panic, but i think it’s attacking you | 1.2887 | 0.05276 | 97 | 72 | 22 | 3 |
2174 | Frank, what did I tell you about spoiling your appetite before dinner? | 1.2887 | 0.05668 | 97 | 74 | 18 | 5 |
2175 | And Karen told me if I keep it spinning, I'll be protected from the 5G | 1.2887 | 0.05475 | 97 | 73 | 20 | 4 |
2176 | I mean, you're about 65 million years too early Frank | 1.2887 | 0.05475 | 97 | 73 | 20 | 4 |
2177 | I read that we should try to switch things up a bit for our ‘new normal’ | 1.2887 | 0.05276 | 97 | 72 | 22 | 3 |
2178 | I know I said that you couldn't find a more stupid hat to wear, but that wasn't meant to be a challenge | 1.2887 | 0.06211 | 97 | 77 | 12 | 8 |
2179 | For the last time, Paul, ‘your heads not screwed on right’ is a figure of speech | 1.2887 | 0.05668 | 97 | 74 | 18 | 5 |
2180 | Its just for a few weeks until the terrible haircut grows out a bit | 1.2887 | 0.05475 | 97 | 73 | 20 | 4 |
2181 | You are a dinosoar. | 1.2872 | 0.05583 | 94 | 71 | 19 | 4 |
2182 | It was cool 70 million years ago. | 1.2872 | 0.05784 | 94 | 72 | 17 | 5 |
2183 | Where did you find that and how much was it? | 1.2872 | 0.05784 | 94 | 72 | 17 | 5 |
2184 | Dude, people still can’t tell us apart. This hat will let people know I’m the cool twin! | 1.2872 | 0.05374 | 94 | 70 | 21 | 3 |
2185 | If you're lucky, it'll propel you to 2021. | 1.2872 | 0.05583 | 94 | 71 | 19 | 4 |
2186 | Um..Hold on to my legs before I float away | 1.2872 | 0.05157 | 94 | 69 | 23 | 2 |
2187 | What do you mean "it provides sustainable energy"? | 1.2872 | 0.05583 | 94 | 71 | 19 | 4 |
2188 | It definitely makes you look more youthful. | 1.2872 | 0.05583 | 94 | 71 | 19 | 4 |
2189 | Wavy Gravy Giganotosaurus is gonna love that hat! | 1.2872 | 0.06167 | 94 | 74 | 13 | 7 |
2190 | The email said, “Business casual?” | 1.2872 | 0.05583 | 94 | 71 | 19 | 4 |
2191 | Maybe you should consider coloring yourself purple instead Barney. | 1.2872 | 0.05784 | 94 | 72 | 17 | 5 |
2192 | Hey, we are prehistoric but not puerile. | 1.2872 | 0.05784 | 94 | 72 | 17 | 5 |
2193 | You don't think it makes you look stupid? | 1.2872 | 0.05784 | 94 | 72 | 17 | 5 |
2194 | That will certainly raise some questions in the fossil record. | 1.2872 | 0.05374 | 94 | 70 | 21 | 3 |
2195 | I realize it make you stand out, but it also makes you look like a fool. | 1.2872 | 0.05374 | 94 | 70 | 21 | 3 |
2196 | I Think That This Situation Absolutely Requires A Really Futile And Stupid Gesture Be Done On Somebody’s Part. | 1.2872 | 0.06350 | 94 | 75 | 11 | 8 |
2197 | It was either this or a dunce cap! What would YOU do? | 1.2872 | 0.05784 | 94 | 72 | 17 | 5 |
2198 | It's a good look on you, but I don't think that thing is going to help you escape extinction. | 1.2872 | 0.05374 | 94 | 70 | 21 | 3 |
2199 | What if a meteor hit, and some archeologist found your fossil wearing that 65 million years later? | 1.2872 | 0.05157 | 94 | 69 | 23 | 2 |
2200 | That doesn’t make you a helicopter parent, dad. | 1.2872 | 0.05784 | 94 | 72 | 17 | 5 |
2201 | Back to the future, it ain't. | 1.2872 | 0.05583 | 94 | 71 | 19 | 4 |
2202 | That is so last Triassic | 1.2872 | 0.05374 | 94 | 70 | 21 | 3 |
2203 | I’m sorry Ed. I ate yours. | 1.2872 | 0.05374 | 94 | 70 | 21 | 3 |
2204 | Forget why you put that on, but how? | 1.2872 | 0.05978 | 94 | 73 | 15 | 6 |
2205 | The 1940s called. They want their nerd cap back. | 1.2872 | 0.05784 | 94 | 72 | 17 | 5 |
2206 | I don't know Bob, I think you look better in a cardigan. | 1.2872 | 0.05374 | 94 | 70 | 21 | 3 |
2207 | It's so you can tell us apart. | 1.2872 | 0.06167 | 94 | 74 | 13 | 7 |
2208 | If I can't wear a silly beanie just when we're about to go extinct, when can I be? | 1.2872 | 0.06167 | 94 | 74 | 13 | 7 |
2209 | I liked you better when you were fierce! | 1.2872 | 0.05157 | 94 | 69 | 23 | 2 |
2210 | Why do I need condoms? | 1.2872 | 0.05583 | 94 | 71 | 19 | 4 |
2211 | Then Donald Trump put on his thinking cap. | 1.2872 | 0.06527 | 94 | 76 | 9 | 9 |
2212 | PREHISTORIC; not preschool. | 1.2872 | 0.05784 | 94 | 72 | 17 | 5 |
2213 | So this your first attempt at flight? | 1.2872 | 0.05583 | 94 | 71 | 19 | 4 |
2214 | Yeah, but how did you get it on your head? | 1.2872 | 0.05157 | 94 | 69 | 23 | 2 |
2215 | You really want to go extinct, don't you? | 1.2872 | 0.05583 | 94 | 71 | 19 | 4 |
2216 | Clarence, you might want to try it in a 7 and a half. | 1.2872 | 0.05583 | 94 | 71 | 19 | 4 |
2217 | Hey man, that hat is positively prehistoric. | 1.2872 | 0.05157 | 94 | 69 | 23 | 2 |
2218 | Can you take it off for me? I have my mother's arms. | 1.2872 | 0.05583 | 94 | 71 | 19 | 4 |
2219 | Makes you look fat? No. But maybe a bit anachronistic. | 1.2872 | 0.05583 | 94 | 71 | 19 | 4 |
2220 | But how will you get down? | 1.2872 | 0.05583 | 94 | 71 | 19 | 4 |
2221 | wheeeeeeeeee! | 1.2872 | 0.05784 | 94 | 72 | 17 | 5 |
2222 | What happened to your Make Anthropods Great Again hat? | 1.2872 | 0.06167 | 94 | 74 | 13 | 7 |
2223 | Is that so I can see which way the wind is blowing? | 1.2872 | 0.05374 | 94 | 70 | 21 | 3 |
2224 | Personally, I'm waiting out the two billion years 'til we develop wings. | 1.2872 | 0.05157 | 94 | 69 | 23 | 2 |
2225 | Oh, sure, you put it on just fine, but now your arms are too short? | 1.2872 | 0.05583 | 94 | 71 | 19 | 4 |
2226 | Just don't get fossilized wearing that. | 1.2872 | 0.05784 | 94 | 72 | 17 | 5 |
2227 | But can you love me for myself alone and not for my rainbow skullcap? | 1.2872 | 0.05374 | 94 | 70 | 21 | 3 |
2228 | Wow! What a great idea for leftovers. | 1.2872 | 0.05784 | 94 | 72 | 17 | 5 |
2229 | Dude, that is so cool! | 1.2872 | 0.05583 | 94 | 71 | 19 | 4 |
2230 | I'm doing my part to evolve birds | 1.2872 | 0.05374 | 94 | 70 | 21 | 3 |
2231 | That hat takes off 30 million years. | 1.2872 | 0.05157 | 94 | 69 | 23 | 2 |
2232 | I thought it would make me look cool, but I was wrong. | 1.2872 | 0.05374 | 94 | 70 | 21 | 3 |
2233 | Its an interesting concept, but it won't fly. | 1.2872 | 0.05583 | 94 | 71 | 19 | 4 |
2234 | Well, they aren't really wings, but they must have some selective advantage" | 1.2872 | 0.05784 | 94 | 72 | 17 | 5 |
2235 | Of course it looks silly, but neither one of us can take it off. | 1.2872 | 0.05583 | 94 | 71 | 19 | 4 |
2236 | It goes with the size of your brain. | 1.2872 | 0.05978 | 94 | 73 | 15 | 6 |
2237 | The spinning ...it’s drying out my contacts! | 1.2872 | 0.05583 | 94 | 71 | 19 | 4 |
2238 | Honestly, I think it makes you look less intimidating, but that's just one perspective. | 1.2872 | 0.05374 | 94 | 70 | 21 | 3 |
2239 | Stop trying, Gary. We all know you're bald. | 1.2872 | 0.05583 | 94 | 71 | 19 | 4 |
2240 | This could set back evolution for generations. | 1.2872 | 0.05784 | 94 | 72 | 17 | 5 |
2241 | Yiiikes your cool ! | 1.2872 | 0.05374 | 94 | 70 | 21 | 3 |
2242 | You really think that thing is going to deflect a massive astroid? | 1.2872 | 0.05583 | 94 | 71 | 19 | 4 |
2243 | You're the one who said standing upright was evolutionary progress. | 1.2872 | 0.05583 | 94 | 71 | 19 | 4 |
2244 | If you’re seeking to bring out your inner child, seek again. | 1.2872 | 0.05583 | 94 | 71 | 19 | 4 |
2245 | That looks dangerous Bob. | 1.2872 | 0.05583 | 94 | 71 | 19 | 4 |
2246 | I can't get this thing off. | 1.2872 | 0.05784 | 94 | 72 | 17 | 5 |
2247 | You can't be both Beany and Cecil. | 1.2872 | 0.05583 | 94 | 71 | 19 | 4 |
2248 | That won't catch on in a million years. | 1.2872 | 0.05784 | 94 | 72 | 17 | 5 |
2249 | No, it doesn't make you look 1,000 years younger. | 1.2872 | 0.06167 | 94 | 74 | 13 | 7 |
2250 | What's next? Pigs? | 1.2872 | 0.05583 | 94 | 71 | 19 | 4 |
2251 | You are not Beanie and I am not your Sea-Sick Sea Serpent! | 1.2872 | 0.05583 | 94 | 71 | 19 | 4 |
2252 | Clever, but it seems a bit more would be required for evolving into actual flying creatures. | 1.2872 | 0.05583 | 94 | 71 | 19 | 4 |
2253 | Which dinosaur told you it's not patentable? | 1.2872 | 0.05374 | 94 | 70 | 21 | 3 |
2254 | I saw this on an alligator the other day and they really know fashion. Remember how right they were about the boots? | 1.2872 | 0.06167 | 94 | 74 | 13 | 7 |
2255 | Well, I’ll give you this: in 65 million years you’ll make an eccentric fossil. | 1.2872 | 0.06167 | 94 | 74 | 13 | 7 |
2256 | I thought you said it was party attire. | 1.2872 | 0.04930 | 94 | 68 | 25 | 1 |
2257 | Dad, you give a whole new meaning to “helicopter parenting” | 1.2872 | 0.05374 | 94 | 70 | 21 | 3 |
2258 | You and your silly helicopter parenting | 1.2872 | 0.05583 | 94 | 71 | 19 | 4 |
2259 | Ugh... I thought those things were extinct. | 1.2872 | 0.05784 | 94 | 72 | 17 | 5 |
2260 | All the QAnon followers and anti-vaxxers are wearing them, you’ll be left behind if you don’t Carl | 1.2872 | 0.05784 | 94 | 72 | 17 | 5 |
2261 | And just when Ralph though 2020 couldn’t get any worse... | 1.2872 | 0.05583 | 94 | 71 | 19 | 4 |
2262 | Wings? Horns? | 1.2872 | 0.05374 | 94 | 70 | 21 | 3 |
2263 | Well it’s better than the last red hat you had | 1.2872 | 0.05978 | 94 | 73 | 15 | 6 |
2264 | Who are you wearing? | 1.2872 | 0.05784 | 94 | 72 | 17 | 5 |
2265 | It's a conversation starter. | 1.2872 | 0.05374 | 94 | 70 | 21 | 3 |
2266 | The flight looked bumpy but your landing was impressive. | 1.2872 | 0.05374 | 94 | 70 | 21 | 3 |
2267 | I guess we both lied in our Tinder profile | 1.2872 | 0.05157 | 94 | 69 | 23 | 2 |
2268 | How could she say I am no fun!! . | 1.2872 | 0.04930 | 94 | 68 | 25 | 1 |
2269 | Does this make me look approachable? | 1.2872 | 0.05583 | 94 | 71 | 19 | 4 |
2270 | What? You told me to dress up! | 1.2872 | 0.05583 | 94 | 71 | 19 | 4 |
2271 | Funny how? | 1.2872 | 0.05784 | 94 | 72 | 17 | 5 |
2272 | Make fun of me all you want, but it sparks joy. | 1.2872 | 0.05784 | 94 | 72 | 17 | 5 |
2273 | The volcano people have spoken and they said,"Stop it." | 1.2857 | 0.05906 | 91 | 70 | 16 | 5 |
2274 | No, it doesn't make you look smarter. | 1.2857 | 0.05250 | 91 | 67 | 22 | 2 |
2275 | Oh good, now the party can start. | 1.2857 | 0.05250 | 91 | 67 | 22 | 2 |
2276 | I’d say youthful but will never go out of style... | 1.2857 | 0.05477 | 91 | 68 | 20 | 3 |
2277 | Sure it's festive, but I don't think it will make anybody feel better about the meteor. | 1.2857 | 0.05250 | 91 | 67 | 22 | 2 |
2278 | I told you that wasn't a compass, Frank! | 1.2857 | 0.05250 | 91 | 67 | 22 | 2 |
2279 | You should know that this is was what killed off the mammoths. | 1.2857 | 0.05477 | 91 | 68 | 20 | 3 |
2280 | I think I have vertigo. It just feels like my head is spinning. | 1.2857 | 0.05250 | 91 | 67 | 22 | 2 |
2281 | It's spinning the wrong way, did you buy it from Australia? | 1.2857 | 0.05906 | 91 | 70 | 16 | 5 |
2282 | Can that propel us out of extinction? | 1.2857 | 0.05477 | 91 | 68 | 20 | 3 |
2283 | That stupid toy will be extinct before you know it | 1.2857 | 0.05696 | 91 | 69 | 18 | 4 |
2284 | That still doesn't make you a pterodactyl | 1.2857 | 0.05477 | 91 | 68 | 20 | 3 |
2285 | I have to give you props....nice hat. | 1.2857 | 0.05012 | 91 | 66 | 24 | 1 |
2286 | maybe they’ll be back in style in 65 million years. | 1.2857 | 0.05250 | 91 | 67 | 22 | 2 |
2287 | It’s supposed to make me feel lighter, but honestly, my existential dread hasn’t gone anywhere. | 1.2857 | 0.05477 | 91 | 68 | 20 | 3 |
2288 | Terrance is dead. I thought the hat may lighten things up. I see now, the hat was a poor choice. | 1.2857 | 0.05250 | 91 | 67 | 22 | 2 |
2289 | I've seen the future man, they'll love it........! | 1.2857 | 0.05696 | 91 | 69 | 18 | 4 |
2290 | It's actually the most wearable of my lockdown impulse buys... | 1.2857 | 0.05696 | 91 | 69 | 18 | 4 |
2291 | Wait, try the last hat on again | 1.2857 | 0.06110 | 91 | 71 | 14 | 6 |
2292 | I have my theories. Could have been a meteorite that slammed into earth that wiped them out. | 1.2857 | 0.05696 | 91 | 69 | 18 | 4 |
2293 | Dang. I'd rather be extinct than have to wear that thing. | 1.2842 | 0.04887 | 95 | 69 | 25 | 1 |
2294 | Does Archaeopterix know? | 1.2842 | 0.05731 | 95 | 73 | 17 | 5 |
2295 | We should have some fun. | 1.2840 | 0.05620 | 81 | 60 | 19 | 2 |
2296 | I just flew in from the coast,and boy is my head spinning! | 1.2826 | 0.05426 | 92 | 69 | 20 | 3 |
2297 | I am not sure how it works but count to three and say “Lift Off” | 1.2826 | 0.04967 | 92 | 67 | 24 | 1 |
2298 | I can help you take it off if you just tell me how you got it on. | 1.2826 | 0.05850 | 92 | 71 | 16 | 5 |
2299 | I want to see the look on their faces when the paleontologists find this! | 1.2826 | 0.06245 | 92 | 73 | 12 | 7 |
2300 | I wouldn't be caught dead in that thing in a hundred million years. | 1.2826 | 0.05426 | 92 | 69 | 20 | 3 |
2301 | It's not what I think, it's what Tokyo will think. | 1.2826 | 0.06245 | 92 | 73 | 12 | 7 |
2302 | I found it on the beach after I ate the kid. | 1.2826 | 0.05642 | 92 | 70 | 18 | 4 |
2303 | I don't know you anymore. | 1.2826 | 0.06245 | 92 | 73 | 12 | 7 |
2304 | No, no, no. It detects meteors. | 1.2826 | 0.04967 | 92 | 67 | 24 | 1 |
2305 | To beanie or not to beanie, that is the question. | 1.2826 | 0.06051 | 92 | 72 | 14 | 6 |
2306 | Is it a fashion statement, or does it fight global warming? | 1.2826 | 0.05426 | 92 | 69 | 20 | 3 |
2307 | They say I never show my playful side | 1.2826 | 0.05642 | 92 | 70 | 18 | 4 |
2308 | Trendsettersaurs | 1.2826 | 0.06245 | 92 | 73 | 12 | 7 |
2309 | No Charles,it does not make you look younger. | 1.2826 | 0.06051 | 92 | 72 | 14 | 6 |
2310 | Still not sure who the smarter one is... | 1.2826 | 0.05426 | 92 | 69 | 20 | 3 |
2311 | I can't wait until you can see yourself in a mirror. | 1.2826 | 0.05202 | 92 | 68 | 22 | 2 |
2312 | In a few million years it will be a gift shop best seller in every Museums of Natural History. | 1.2826 | 0.05850 | 92 | 71 | 16 | 5 |
2313 | Really, Martin? You think that your silly whirly-cap will protect you from extinction? Listen to the scientists! | 1.2826 | 0.06245 | 92 | 73 | 12 | 7 |
2314 | You're kidding,right? | 1.2826 | 0.05642 | 92 | 70 | 18 | 4 |
2315 | It doesn't exactly make you look like you're at the top of the food chain. I'll say that much. | 1.2826 | 0.05642 | 92 | 70 | 18 | 4 |
2316 | Get a fanny pack and you can be a marsupial too. | 1.2826 | 0.05202 | 92 | 68 | 22 | 2 |
2317 | Hmm. No. Not if you want to do the whole evolution thing. | 1.2826 | 0.05426 | 92 | 69 | 20 | 3 |
2318 | Very old school Triassic, Frederick. | 1.2826 | 0.05642 | 92 | 70 | 18 | 4 |
2319 | You were so preoccupied with whether you could, did you stop to think if you should? | 1.2826 | 0.04967 | 92 | 67 | 24 | 1 |
2320 | ...so you're saying you thought something tasted funny? | 1.2826 | 0.05426 | 92 | 69 | 20 | 3 |
2321 | Not what I had in mind when I said to use your head. | 1.2826 | 0.05850 | 92 | 71 | 16 | 5 |
2322 | It’s not fashion forward but it picks me up. | 1.2826 | 0.05202 | 92 | 68 | 22 | 2 |
2323 | I said wear a tee, Rex! | 1.2826 | 0.06051 | 92 | 72 | 14 | 6 |
2324 | How did you put that thing on with such little arms? | 1.2826 | 0.05642 | 92 | 70 | 18 | 4 |
2325 | Want to go out for a spin? | 1.2826 | 0.05850 | 92 | 71 | 16 | 5 |
2326 | It's a colorful prototype, but will it fly? | 1.2826 | 0.05850 | 92 | 71 | 16 | 5 |
2327 | On a first date? I don’t think so... | 1.2826 | 0.05426 | 92 | 69 | 20 | 3 |
2328 | My life coach suggested I soften my image. | 1.2826 | 0.05850 | 92 | 71 | 16 | 5 |
2329 | Does it change colors too? | 1.2826 | 0.05850 | 92 | 71 | 16 | 5 |
2330 | It is for my Geico commercial audition. | 1.2826 | 0.05426 | 92 | 69 | 20 | 3 |
2331 | You look like a Jurassic dork. | 1.2826 | 0.05426 | 92 | 69 | 20 | 3 |
2332 | Well, that's a throwback. | 1.2826 | 0.05202 | 92 | 68 | 22 | 2 |
2333 | You’re leading in the polls so what do I know. | 1.2826 | 0.05642 | 92 | 70 | 18 | 4 |
2334 | I'm sorry, Bernard, that's not really what I had in mind when I said I'm looking for a mate who is more of a party animal. | 1.2826 | 0.05850 | 92 | 71 | 16 | 5 |
2335 | Don’t blow on it Ralph, you burned my last hat to a crisp” | 1.2826 | 0.06051 | 92 | 72 | 14 | 6 |
2336 | It wards off asteroids. | 1.2826 | 0.05426 | 92 | 69 | 20 | 3 |
2337 | I'm all partied out. I'm gonna head back to the swamp and lay low. | 1.2826 | 0.06051 | 92 | 72 | 14 | 6 |
2338 | It's a little obsolete, don't you think! | 1.2826 | 0.05642 | 92 | 70 | 18 | 4 |
2339 | Would it spin counter-clockwise if you were Orthodox? | 1.2826 | 0.05850 | 92 | 71 | 16 | 5 |
2340 | What made you finally come out? | 1.2826 | 0.06051 | 92 | 72 | 14 | 6 |
2341 | I’m not sure what, but something looks different about you. | 1.2826 | 0.05642 | 92 | 70 | 18 | 4 |
2342 | What? Is it too much? | 1.2826 | 0.05850 | 92 | 71 | 16 | 5 |
2343 | I don’t know...it’s just...this swamp is sooo boring..! | 1.2826 | 0.05202 | 92 | 68 | 22 | 2 |
2344 | No, it doesn't make your head look big, but can we address your need for attention? | 1.2826 | 0.05850 | 92 | 71 | 16 | 5 |
2345 | Of course you realize that if everyone is transgender no one is. | 1.2826 | 0.05850 | 92 | 71 | 16 | 5 |
2346 | It definitely adds color to your life. | 1.2826 | 0.04967 | 92 | 67 | 24 | 1 |
2347 | I hate the bald look. | 1.2826 | 0.05202 | 92 | 68 | 22 | 2 |
2348 | Don't worry son, your "bone spurs" will keep you out of the service. | 1.2826 | 0.06051 | 92 | 72 | 14 | 6 |
2349 | Grow up | 1.2826 | 0.05642 | 92 | 70 | 18 | 4 |
2350 | I don't think that's going to do anything significant to help your Mensa application. | 1.2826 | 0.05850 | 92 | 71 | 16 | 5 |
2351 | Casual Friday | 1.2826 | 0.06245 | 92 | 73 | 12 | 7 |
2352 | That hats so cool how’d you sneak in the 1900s? | 1.2826 | 0.05202 | 92 | 68 | 22 | 2 |
2353 | ``Yeah, I guess you're right--this should last longer than our wings did.'' | 1.2826 | 0.05642 | 92 | 70 | 18 | 4 |
2354 | Does it make me look thin? | 1.2826 | 0.05426 | 92 | 69 | 20 | 3 |
2355 | We are bipedal archosaurs who have acquired language, so no Tommy, that is not the coolest thing you've done. | 1.2826 | 0.05850 | 92 | 71 | 16 | 5 |
2356 | - "Helps with mindfulness." | 1.2826 | 0.06434 | 92 | 74 | 10 | 8 |
2357 | Do you just want a compliment, or my actual opinion? | 1.2826 | 0.05850 | 92 | 71 | 16 | 5 |
2358 | Did your mother dress you? | 1.2826 | 0.05426 | 92 | 69 | 20 | 3 |
2359 | Yes it is, dear, but is "sexy" really the image you want? | 1.2826 | 0.06051 | 92 | 72 | 14 | 6 |
2360 | Nobody said the party would be formal. | 1.2826 | 0.05426 | 92 | 69 | 20 | 3 |
2361 | Better than a MAGA hat I guess... | 1.2826 | 0.05850 | 92 | 71 | 16 | 5 |
2362 | Are you attempting to fly or just a helicopter parent! | 1.2826 | 0.05850 | 92 | 71 | 16 | 5 |
2363 | Dude. How'd you get that on your head? | 1.2826 | 0.06051 | 92 | 72 | 14 | 6 |
2364 | Kinda poor taste to feature the last basal pterosaur in a fashion statement, don't you think? | 1.2826 | 0.05642 | 92 | 70 | 18 | 4 |
2365 | Take that thing off. No one else at the party will have hair either. | 1.2826 | 0.05850 | 92 | 71 | 16 | 5 |
2366 | No, it doesn't make your face look fat. | 1.2826 | 0.05642 | 92 | 70 | 18 | 4 |
2367 | I don't know how I got it on, but I can't take it off. | 1.2826 | 0.05642 | 92 | 70 | 18 | 4 |
2368 | It's for reasons like this that we’re going to end up extinct! | 1.2826 | 0.05850 | 92 | 71 | 16 | 5 |
2369 | But will it stop a meteor? | 1.2826 | 0.05426 | 92 | 69 | 20 | 3 |
2370 | Are you sure that's safe? | 1.2826 | 0.05850 | 92 | 71 | 16 | 5 |
2371 | Mom, I just need my history professor to remember me on ZOOM | 1.2826 | 0.06245 | 92 | 73 | 12 | 7 |
2372 | I came in second place. Randall got the two week holiday in Pangea | 1.2826 | 0.05850 | 92 | 71 | 16 | 5 |
2373 | Don't you think you're taking this mid-Triassic crisis a bit too far? | 1.2826 | 0.05642 | 92 | 70 | 18 | 4 |
2374 | They weren’t making fun of you, I promise. Everyone loves the hat. | 1.2826 | 0.05202 | 92 | 68 | 22 | 2 |
2375 | But it sparks joy! | 1.2826 | 0.06051 | 92 | 72 | 14 | 6 |
2376 | It really compliments your crocodile smile! | 1.2826 | 0.05202 | 92 | 68 | 22 | 2 |
2377 | I hate to break it to you, but I don’t think you’ll be able to out-fly the meteor with that. | 1.2826 | 0.05426 | 92 | 69 | 20 | 3 |
2378 | ‘Yeah, it looks stupid’ | 1.2826 | 0.05642 | 92 | 70 | 18 | 4 |
2379 | -"How did you put that on your head?" -"I DIDNT!" | 1.2826 | 0.05426 | 92 | 69 | 20 | 3 |
2380 | It was an impulse buy. | 1.2826 | 0.06051 | 92 | 72 | 14 | 6 |
2381 | « My head is spinning » | 1.2826 | 0.06245 | 92 | 73 | 12 | 7 |
2382 | Now I'll really be able to prove the Earth is flat | 1.2826 | 0.05642 | 92 | 70 | 18 | 4 |
2383 | You're saying it doesn't make me look more approachable? | 1.2826 | 0.04967 | 92 | 67 | 24 | 1 |
2384 | We’re about to become extinct, and you’re making jokes. | 1.2826 | 0.05642 | 92 | 70 | 18 | 4 |
2385 | I would rather die than wear that | 1.2826 | 0.05850 | 92 | 71 | 16 | 5 |
2386 | What? It was on sale. | 1.2826 | 0.05850 | 92 | 71 | 16 | 5 |
2387 | Little help? | 1.2826 | 0.05426 | 92 | 69 | 20 | 3 |
2388 | It was fun at the start...but like now I can’t get it off | 1.2826 | 0.05642 | 92 | 70 | 18 | 4 |
2389 | When I said fashion was cyclical, this isn't what I had in mind. | 1.2826 | 0.05850 | 92 | 71 | 16 | 5 |
2390 | So when you wear that it blocks the 5G signals from controlling you? | 1.2826 | 0.05850 | 92 | 71 | 16 | 5 |
2391 | For the last gosh darn time, please stop asking me to flick your propeller. It’s not my fault you can’t do it yourself. | 1.2826 | 0.05202 | 92 | 68 | 22 | 2 |
2392 | It’s hard enough to terrorize villagers without you... without you... Oh, I don’t care anymore. Wear what you like. | 1.2778 | 0.06126 | 90 | 71 | 13 | 6 |
2393 | Yes, it looks even stupider than when you showed me the online ad. | 1.2778 | 0.05703 | 90 | 69 | 17 | 4 |
2394 | I agree, we need to evolve and take flight, but … | 1.2778 | 0.05703 | 90 | 69 | 17 | 4 |
2395 | Evolution can be a bummer, huh? | 1.2778 | 0.05480 | 90 | 68 | 19 | 3 |
2396 | I heard switching to wind power will save us from extinction | 1.2778 | 0.05480 | 90 | 68 | 19 | 3 |
2397 | Freshman orientation? | 1.2778 | 0.05703 | 90 | 69 | 17 | 4 |
2398 | I know it’s avant- garde, but it’ll become extinct before we are. | 1.2778 | 0.05918 | 90 | 70 | 15 | 5 |
2399 | Like my hat?" "It stands for: Mesozoic Age Great Again. | 1.2778 | 0.06126 | 90 | 71 | 13 | 6 |
2400 | Comedy, uh, finds a way. | 1.2778 | 0.05480 | 90 | 68 | 19 | 3 |
2401 | Maurice, you're wearing Mammal Gang colors! | 1.2778 | 0.05703 | 90 | 69 | 17 | 4 |
2402 | I think you are going to be out of style in a few thousand years. | 1.2778 | 0.05918 | 90 | 70 | 15 | 5 |
2403 | Yeah its funny, but do you want that in your fossil record? | 1.2778 | 0.05703 | 90 | 69 | 17 | 4 |
2404 | Can you spin my propeller? I can't reach it. | 1.2778 | 0.05480 | 90 | 68 | 19 | 3 |
2405 | Faster, faster this time! | 1.2778 | 0.05918 | 90 | 70 | 15 | 5 |
2406 | Beats the shit out of me. | 1.2778 | 0.06326 | 90 | 72 | 11 | 7 |
2407 | Have a little fun...because you never know when it will all end! | 1.2778 | 0.05480 | 90 | 68 | 19 | 3 |
2408 | You're ridiculosaurus. | 1.2778 | 0.06126 | 90 | 71 | 13 | 6 |
2409 | Uneasy is the head that wears a crown, | 1.2778 | 0.05918 | 90 | 70 | 15 | 5 |
2410 | You just know that smug archaeopteryx is going to say he told you so. | 1.2778 | 0.06126 | 90 | 71 | 13 | 6 |
2411 | Glen says we have to evolve into birds quickly. | 1.2778 | 0.05918 | 90 | 70 | 15 | 5 |
2412 | Neat, but is it on the evolutionary path to pterodactyls? | 1.2778 | 0.06326 | 90 | 72 | 11 | 7 |
2413 | Thanks, Harold -- by rejecting the tough-guy dinosaur image, you've made it easier for others to do the same. | 1.2778 | 0.05480 | 90 | 68 | 19 | 3 |
2414 | i only ate him because i loved the hat | 1.2778 | 0.05918 | 90 | 70 | 15 | 5 |
2415 | It's scary all right | 1.2778 | 0.05247 | 90 | 67 | 21 | 2 |
2416 | Yeah, it’s free if you get a side order of whiffenpoof. | 1.2778 | 0.05703 | 90 | 69 | 17 | 4 |
2417 | No, I don’t think the beanie by itself is enough to put you into a different, higher species. | 1.2778 | 0.05918 | 90 | 70 | 15 | 5 |
2418 | Amazing! Your over bite isn’t noticeable! | 1.2778 | 0.05004 | 90 | 66 | 23 | 1 |
2419 | Wings are better! | 1.2778 | 0.05703 | 90 | 69 | 17 | 4 |
2420 | Sure, but I can't help thinking that your particular line is an evolutionary dead end. | 1.2778 | 0.06126 | 90 | 71 | 13 | 6 |
2421 | No, I didn't put it on, myself, if you must know. | 1.2778 | 0.05703 | 90 | 69 | 17 | 4 |
2422 | The guy who sold me it said no meteor can penetrate it | 1.2778 | 0.06126 | 90 | 71 | 13 | 6 |
2423 | But if we start flying how am I going to get my 10,000 steps a day? | 1.2778 | 0.06126 | 90 | 71 | 13 | 6 |
2424 | 'If it didn't help you escape the ice age, it's not going to help you now.' | 1.2778 | 0.05480 | 90 | 68 | 19 | 3 |
2425 | Impressive, but it's going to take millions of years of decomposition to get aviation fuel. | 1.2778 | 0.06126 | 90 | 71 | 13 | 6 |
2426 | Actually I should be Beany and you should be Cecil. | 1.2778 | 0.05918 | 90 | 70 | 15 | 5 |
2427 | Stop worrying, I'm sure you'll fit in great at Google. | 1.2778 | 0.05247 | 90 | 67 | 21 | 2 |
2428 | Just so that I'm crystal clear, your plan is to take off just before the meteor hits, and land when the world is back to normal, whenever that may be". | 1.2778 | 0.05918 | 90 | 70 | 15 | 5 |
2429 | Be honest - Too young for me? | 1.2778 | 0.06326 | 90 | 72 | 11 | 7 |
2430 | I know I said a spinner would help ease the tension of impending doom but this is not what I meant! | 1.2778 | 0.05918 | 90 | 70 | 15 | 5 |
2431 | I'm testing it for Elon Musk. | 1.2778 | 0.05004 | 90 | 66 | 23 | 1 |
2432 | You’re just asking to be cancelled” | 1.2778 | 0.05703 | 90 | 69 | 17 | 4 |
2433 | Honey it’s me! Tweedledee! | 1.2778 | 0.05480 | 90 | 68 | 19 | 3 |
2434 | Your questionable taste in hats will be the end of us! | 1.2778 | 0.05004 | 90 | 66 | 23 | 1 |
2435 | Never in a million years will that catch on. | 1.2778 | 0.05918 | 90 | 70 | 15 | 5 |
2436 | How did the boy with the beanie taste?” | 1.2778 | 0.05918 | 90 | 70 | 15 | 5 |
2437 | Maybe our species' brain really is the size of a walnut. | 1.2778 | 0.05703 | 90 | 69 | 17 | 4 |
2438 | It was funnier when Steve Martin did it | 1.2778 | 0.05703 | 90 | 69 | 17 | 4 |
2439 | New job at Google? | 1.2778 | 0.05703 | 90 | 69 | 17 | 4 |
2440 | I found it while I was digging around in my cave. | 1.2778 | 0.05703 | 90 | 69 | 17 | 4 |
2441 | You got the job at Google?! | 1.2778 | 0.05703 | 90 | 69 | 17 | 4 |
2442 | I get it, tiny brains and color blind, but there's such a thing as overcompensating | 1.2778 | 0.05480 | 90 | 68 | 19 | 3 |
2443 | You’ll just have to wait until we evolve into birds. | 1.2778 | 0.05703 | 90 | 69 | 17 | 4 |
2444 | It's for my bald spot... | 1.2778 | 0.06326 | 90 | 72 | 11 | 7 |
2445 | No. It doesn't make your nose look any smaller. | 1.2778 | 0.05247 | 90 | 67 | 21 | 2 |
2446 | Doesn’t help, still color blind. | 1.2778 | 0.05247 | 90 | 67 | 21 | 2 |
2447 | Sorry, it was the last one sold before a meteor hit the shop. | 1.2778 | 0.05480 | 90 | 68 | 19 | 3 |
2448 | I know you believe in God, Fred, but I've finally got incontrovertible proof of evolution | 1.2778 | 0.05247 | 90 | 67 | 21 | 2 |
2449 | It's over, Phil. Is this how you want to be remembered? | 1.2778 | 0.05703 | 90 | 69 | 17 | 4 |
2450 | Great idea ! But will it fly ? | 1.2778 | 0.06126 | 90 | 71 | 13 | 6 |
2451 | I appreciate your youthful vigor, Harold. But face it, we're fossils! | 1.2778 | 0.05918 | 90 | 70 | 15 | 5 |
2452 | Hmm. Wings might be a good idea. But let's try this first. | 1.2778 | 0.05004 | 90 | 66 | 23 | 1 |
2453 | Why wouldn't the other kids play with you? | 1.2778 | 0.05480 | 90 | 68 | 19 | 3 |
2454 | Seriously, Kevin? Are you TRYING to encourage the "brain the size of a walnut" jokes? | 1.2778 | 0.06126 | 90 | 71 | 13 | 6 |
2455 | Well, clearly your taste in hats hasn’t evolved. | 1.2778 | 0.05703 | 90 | 69 | 17 | 4 |
2456 | Come on Larry, take it off me! I can’t reach it! | 1.2778 | 0.05918 | 90 | 70 | 15 | 5 |
2457 | But how's that going to look in the fossil record? | 1.2778 | 0.05703 | 90 | 69 | 17 | 4 |
2458 | Sometimes, I feel like Blowin in the wind. | 1.2778 | 0.05004 | 90 | 66 | 23 | 1 |
2459 | Lose the beanie, bro! Those things have been extinct for fifty years! | 1.2778 | 0.05480 | 90 | 68 | 19 | 3 |
2460 | Reincarnation makes you feel like a kid again | 1.2778 | 0.05480 | 90 | 68 | 19 | 3 |
2461 | It will hurt less when the wind dies down. | 1.2778 | 0.05480 | 90 | 68 | 19 | 3 |
2462 | Let's fly away together. | 1.2778 | 0.05480 | 90 | 68 | 19 | 3 |
2463 | Well, yes, it does make you look a bit fat. | 1.2778 | 0.05703 | 90 | 69 | 17 | 4 |
2464 | When they dig us out, I bet you'll be called the helicoptosaurus. | 1.2778 | 0.05703 | 90 | 69 | 17 | 4 |
2465 | One of us needs to evolve soon enough, because I hate this stupid hat and neither of us have the arm length to take it off. | 1.2778 | 0.06126 | 90 | 71 | 13 | 6 |
2466 | That's why I get paid more and you dont | 1.2778 | 0.05004 | 90 | 66 | 23 | 1 |
2467 | Dude,you gotta stop clicking on those Instagram ad's! | 1.2778 | 0.05480 | 90 | 68 | 19 | 3 |
2468 | Where were you last night?! | 1.2778 | 0.05918 | 90 | 70 | 15 | 5 |
2469 | I don't think that's going to help you catch the pterodactyl. | 1.2778 | 0.05004 | 90 | 66 | 23 | 1 |
2470 | Did you feel that? | 1.2778 | 0.05918 | 90 | 70 | 15 | 5 |
2471 | Cold, ruthless predator? I decided to celebrate my lighter side. | 1.2778 | 0.05247 | 90 | 67 | 21 | 2 |
2472 | we're exotic... but not that exotic. | 1.2778 | 0.05703 | 90 | 69 | 17 | 4 |
2473 | You know that you are wearing your mask wrong, right? | 1.2778 | 0.05480 | 90 | 68 | 19 | 3 |
2474 | It’s my emotional support beanie. I feel like I’m could live forever. | 1.2778 | 0.06326 | 90 | 72 | 11 | 7 |
2475 | You're right. It really does put the "soar" back into Tyrannosaur. | 1.2778 | 0.05703 | 90 | 69 | 17 | 4 |
2476 | It I’ll never fly Orville | 1.2778 | 0.06126 | 90 | 71 | 13 | 6 |
2477 | You hate it, don't you? | 1.2778 | 0.05703 | 90 | 69 | 17 | 4 |
2478 | He was so delicious I wanted to remember him forever | 1.2778 | 0.05918 | 90 | 70 | 15 | 5 |
2479 | The vertical takeoff is cool, but there isn't a lot of forward speed. | 1.2778 | 0.05480 | 90 | 68 | 19 | 3 |
2480 | You look youthful, yes. But let’s face it: you’re still prehistoric. | 1.2778 | 0.05703 | 90 | 69 | 17 | 4 |
2481 | I wore one of those in 1953. | 1.2778 | 0.05703 | 90 | 69 | 17 | 4 |
2482 | I hate to tell you, but that hat won't make the swamp great again | 1.2778 | 0.06326 | 90 | 72 | 11 | 7 |
2483 | This will distract everyone from my tiny little arms | 1.2778 | 0.05703 | 90 | 69 | 17 | 4 |
2484 | It may be revolutionary, but if you really want us to fly some day, you’re going to have to drop the “r.” | 1.2778 | 0.05918 | 90 | 70 | 15 | 5 |
2485 | But do I look fly? | 1.2778 | 0.05918 | 90 | 70 | 15 | 5 |
2486 | So that’s the best thing you could get from the future? And we are the ones who got extinguished? | 1.2778 | 0.05703 | 90 | 69 | 17 | 4 |
2487 | Oh man, you'll never get that thing off! | 1.2778 | 0.05703 | 90 | 69 | 17 | 4 |
2488 | I believe I will choose extinction. | 1.2778 | 0.05703 | 90 | 69 | 17 | 4 |
2489 | His shoes and belt were enough ruffage. | 1.2778 | 0.05480 | 90 | 68 | 19 | 3 |
2490 | They told me I looked cool. | 1.2778 | 0.05703 | 90 | 69 | 17 | 4 |
2491 | It may be a while before it catches on. | 1.2778 | 0.05918 | 90 | 70 | 15 | 5 |
2492 | Off? What I want to know is how you got it ON. | 1.2778 | 0.06126 | 90 | 71 | 13 | 6 |
2493 | Do you feel any smarter? | 1.2778 | 0.05918 | 90 | 70 | 15 | 5 |
2494 | You really think that hat is going to help you as we teeter towards the precipice of extinction? | 1.2778 | 0.05004 | 90 | 66 | 23 | 1 |
2495 | Do you think we can trans to pterodactyl with a beanie cap? | 1.2778 | 0.05703 | 90 | 69 | 17 | 4 |
2496 | Not only was your lunch fresh but their hat fit you too? You have all the luck. | 1.2778 | 0.05703 | 90 | 69 | 17 | 4 |
2497 | That has a much chance of catching on as we do of going extinct . | 1.2778 | 0.05480 | 90 | 68 | 19 | 3 |
2498 | Breaking News: Contemporary anthropologist/illustrator discovers the true reason for the dinosaurs extinction | 1.2778 | 0.05703 | 90 | 69 | 17 | 4 |
2499 | You're wearing your mask wrong | 1.2778 | 0.06126 | 90 | 71 | 13 | 6 |
2500 | And who, exactly are you trying to fit in with? | 1.2778 | 0.05703 | 90 | 69 | 17 | 4 |
2501 | We are the silent majority | 1.2778 | 0.05703 | 90 | 69 | 17 | 4 |
2502 | No one will believe you saw an asteroid if you’re wearing that thing, Frank. | 1.2778 | 0.05703 | 90 | 69 | 17 | 4 |
2503 | It’s my freshman beanie! Next year maybe you’ll get one! | 1.2778 | 0.06126 | 90 | 71 | 13 | 6 |
2504 | Oh sweet, but I don't think it's micro dosing what your friends are doing darling | 1.2778 | 0.05918 | 90 | 70 | 15 | 5 |
2505 | I didn’t know it was formal dress | 1.2778 | 0.05703 | 90 | 69 | 17 | 4 |
2506 | This sh*t will get you real high. | 1.2778 | 0.05703 | 90 | 69 | 17 | 4 |
2507 | ‘We have to adapt to evolutionary trends otherwise we may become irrelevant’. | 1.2778 | 0.05480 | 90 | 68 | 19 | 3 |
2508 | Woaa, Dude, are you from the future? | 1.2778 | 0.05703 | 90 | 69 | 17 | 4 |
2509 | Told you mom likes you best. | 1.2778 | 0.05004 | 90 | 66 | 23 | 1 |
2510 | It really brings out the length of your arms | 1.2778 | 0.05703 | 90 | 69 | 17 | 4 |
2511 | Trust me, these hats will propel us right to the top of the food chain. | 1.2778 | 0.05703 | 90 | 69 | 17 | 4 |
2512 | I thought you had an actual helicopter; you know it’s an ASTEROID right? | 1.2778 | 0.06126 | 90 | 71 | 13 | 6 |
2513 | I think the wind is picking up. | 1.2778 | 0.05703 | 90 | 69 | 17 | 4 |
2514 | I know it’s uncomfortable and looks stupid, but just wear it. It’s for your own good and it might save your life | 1.2778 | 0.05480 | 90 | 68 | 19 | 3 |
2515 | I thought it would make me seem less threatening. | 1.2778 | 0.05703 | 90 | 69 | 17 | 4 |
2516 | Waddya mean it’s in colour? | 1.2778 | 0.05480 | 90 | 68 | 19 | 3 |
2517 | It will NEVER be extinct. | 1.2766 | 0.05741 | 94 | 73 | 16 | 5 |
2518 | it brings out your inner child... oh, you ate him. | 1.2759 | 0.05345 | 87 | 65 | 20 | 2 |
2519 | But, it does make you look thinner. | 1.2759 | 0.05590 | 87 | 66 | 18 | 3 |
2520 | Welcome to the PTA meeting. I see you're a helicopter parent. | 1.2759 | 0.06476 | 87 | 70 | 10 | 7 |
2521 | It would never work, Steven. I like killing and you like collecting vintage cereal box prizes. | 1.2759 | 0.05590 | 87 | 66 | 18 | 3 |
2522 | I guess, it beats gliding..... | 1.2759 | 0.05089 | 87 | 64 | 22 | 1 |
2523 | Buyer beware. Just because the box says so doesn't mean you can fly. | 1.2759 | 0.05824 | 87 | 67 | 16 | 4 |
2524 | That hat is so last epoch. | 1.2759 | 0.05824 | 87 | 67 | 16 | 4 |
2525 | Don't you think you're a little too Pleistocine to pull that off? | 1.2759 | 0.06049 | 87 | 68 | 14 | 5 |
2526 | I didn't realize you were pledging at the JURRASIC house! | 1.2759 | 0.05345 | 87 | 65 | 20 | 2 |
2527 | We might as well enjoy ourselves in the time we have left. | 1.2759 | 0.05590 | 87 | 66 | 18 | 3 |
2528 | Good try Simon. Even the Wright Brothers had to start somewhere. | 1.2759 | 0.05345 | 87 | 65 | 20 | 2 |
2529 | You need to grow up and go kill our dinner. | 1.2759 | 0.05590 | 87 | 66 | 18 | 3 |
2530 | You’re wasting your genius. | 1.2759 | 0.05590 | 87 | 66 | 18 | 3 |
2531 | Last year I was a freshman myself. | 1.2759 | 0.05345 | 87 | 65 | 20 | 2 |
2532 | I said fetch us a BONE! Not a beanie! | 1.2759 | 0.05590 | 87 | 66 | 18 | 3 |
2533 | This does not make you a pterodactyl. | 1.2759 | 0.05824 | 87 | 67 | 16 | 4 |
2534 | But what will the archaeologists think? | 1.2759 | 0.05824 | 87 | 67 | 16 | 4 |
2535 | Mementos are fine, but don’t choose right over effective. | 1.2759 | 0.05824 | 87 | 67 | 16 | 4 |
2536 | It needs a slogan: 'Make Archosaurs Great Again. | 1.2759 | 0.06266 | 87 | 69 | 12 | 6 |
2537 | Yeah. I heard these repel asteroids, too! | 1.2759 | 0.06049 | 87 | 68 | 14 | 5 |
2538 | I want to spin it but my arms are too short. | 1.2759 | 0.05590 | 87 | 66 | 18 | 3 |
2539 | Gimme the beanie. I'm telling you, Mom will think I'm you. | 1.2759 | 0.05089 | 87 | 64 | 22 | 1 |
2540 | "Have you seen my hula hoop?. | 1.2759 | 0.05590 | 87 | 66 | 18 | 3 |
2541 | Come on, isn’t it time you grew up. | 1.2759 | 0.05590 | 87 | 66 | 18 | 3 |
2542 | Are you sure your company should be trying to capture an asteroid? | 1.2759 | 0.05824 | 87 | 67 | 16 | 4 |
2543 | Explain one more time how that protects you from the volcano. | 1.2759 | 0.05824 | 87 | 67 | 16 | 4 |
2544 | It makes you look younger. | 1.2759 | 0.05590 | 87 | 66 | 18 | 3 |
2545 | You can call it 'emotional support apparel' all you want. You're not wearing that to the concert. | 1.2759 | 0.05824 | 87 | 67 | 16 | 4 |
2546 | You deserve to be extinct. | 1.2759 | 0.05590 | 87 | 66 | 18 | 3 |
2547 | Hey Steve...um, remember when that kid from the future said 'if anything happens to me, it will trigger a cataclysm the likes of which the world has never seen'...right before you ate him? | 1.2759 | 0.06476 | 87 | 70 | 10 | 7 |
2548 | Helicopter parenting won't help. Not in a million years will the Ivy League be admitting Jurassics. | 1.2759 | 0.06049 | 87 | 68 | 14 | 5 |
2549 | You can quit the critique. l know you're just trying to get a rise out of me. | 1.2759 | 0.05345 | 87 | 65 | 20 | 2 |
2550 | I just thought, ‘New mesozoic era, new me.’ | 1.2759 | 0.06049 | 87 | 68 | 14 | 5 |
2551 | Is that a consolation prize for the vivisection? | 1.2759 | 0.05824 | 87 | 67 | 16 | 4 |
2552 | I think I’m going to call it an airplane | 1.2759 | 0.05824 | 87 | 67 | 16 | 4 |
2553 | You shouldn't have to change yourself for love, Allan | 1.2759 | 0.05824 | 87 | 67 | 16 | 4 |
2554 | When I said that as my Maid of Honor that you could wear anything you wanted to my wedding this isn’t what I had in mind” | 1.2759 | 0.05590 | 87 | 66 | 18 | 3 |
2555 | Sadly the dinosaurs couldn’t convert to a sustainable wind power model in time to prevent their extinction | 1.2759 | 0.06266 | 87 | 69 | 12 | 6 |
2556 | No, it will not help ensure your survival. That's just a crazy conspiracy theory. | 1.2738 | 0.06189 | 84 | 66 | 13 | 5 |
2557 | No more global warming inducing fire-breathing for me. I’ve gone renewable! | 1.2738 | 0.05952 | 84 | 65 | 15 | 4 |
2558 | You didn't know that Frat house was LGBTQ? | 1.2738 | 0.05706 | 84 | 64 | 17 | 3 |
2559 | When the salesman said “fly,” I think he was referring to how you would look, not perform. | 1.2738 | 0.05952 | 84 | 65 | 15 | 4 |
2560 | Don't mind the hat, I'm going undercover as a nerd. | 1.2727 | 0.05294 | 88 | 66 | 20 | 2 |
2561 | Your extinction alert system is going off! | 1.2727 | 0.05766 | 88 | 68 | 16 | 4 |
2562 | Do you like it? I can’t take it off. | 1.2727 | 0.05535 | 88 | 67 | 18 | 3 |
2563 | No, I don't know what other people will be wearing to the Oscars this year. | 1.2727 | 0.06203 | 88 | 70 | 12 | 6 |
2564 | But will it fossilize? | 1.2727 | 0.05535 | 88 | 67 | 18 | 3 |
2565 | This planet is doomed. BTW, nice hat. | 1.2727 | 0.05294 | 88 | 66 | 20 | 2 |
2566 | It suits you. | 1.2727 | 0.05766 | 88 | 68 | 16 | 4 |
2567 | I know they say you only live once...but really? | 1.2727 | 0.05294 | 88 | 66 | 20 | 2 |
2568 | We all have to adapt to climate change. | 1.2727 | 0.05535 | 88 | 67 | 18 | 3 |
2569 | Based on the lift formula, L= 1/2 ρv 2 AC L, you’re screwed.” | 1.2727 | 0.06203 | 88 | 70 | 12 | 6 |
2570 | If we were meant to fly, we'd have wings. | 1.2727 | 0.05294 | 88 | 66 | 20 | 2 |
2571 | Does it make my teeth look fat? | 1.2727 | 0.05294 | 88 | 66 | 20 | 2 |
2572 | I don't know,it kind of just looks like you're a spin-off of me now... | 1.2727 | 0.05294 | 88 | 66 | 20 | 2 |
2573 | Grow up -- You need to start acting your eon. | 1.2727 | 0.05535 | 88 | 67 | 18 | 3 |
2574 | Honestly, it really doesn't make you look smarter. | 1.2727 | 0.05294 | 88 | 66 | 20 | 2 |
2575 | You're not Elroy!" "Well, you're not Dino! | 1.2727 | 0.05535 | 88 | 67 | 18 | 3 |
2576 | Pineapple does belong on pizza! | 1.2727 | 0.05041 | 88 | 65 | 22 | 1 |
2577 | Today you're a have-a-beanie Soon, you'll be a has-a-been-ie | 1.2727 | 0.05766 | 88 | 68 | 16 | 4 |
2578 | Well, I preferred the bowler and spats, but it's good to let one's scales down from time to time. | 1.2727 | 0.05535 | 88 | 67 | 18 | 3 |
2579 | It stirs the air and none of the masks fit. | 1.2727 | 0.05766 | 88 | 68 | 16 | 4 |
2580 | You know, now that I’m seeing it on, it really does take off 66 million years. | 1.2727 | 0.05988 | 88 | 69 | 14 | 5 |
2581 | You say a blind watchmaker gave it to you? | 1.2727 | 0.05535 | 88 | 67 | 18 | 3 |
2582 | Sorry Dave...that hat is sooo last-epoch. | 1.2727 | 0.05294 | 88 | 66 | 20 | 2 |
2583 | What's with the strange look? This type of cap will never be extinct! | 1.2727 | 0.05294 | 88 | 66 | 20 | 2 |
2584 | This is a perfect example of why we need to break up. | 1.2727 | 0.05988 | 88 | 69 | 14 | 5 |
2585 | The glasses made you look smarter. | 1.2727 | 0.05535 | 88 | 67 | 18 | 3 |
2586 | They don't call them propeller heads for nothing. | 1.2727 | 0.05766 | 88 | 68 | 16 | 4 |
2587 | My grandmother thought that my friends would like this. Apparently not! | 1.2727 | 0.05041 | 88 | 65 | 22 | 1 |
2588 | No, I'm not joking! Do I look like someone who would joke about asteroids? | 1.2727 | 0.05535 | 88 | 67 | 18 | 3 |
2589 | Ugh, that hat is SO Triassic. | 1.2727 | 0.05988 | 88 | 69 | 14 | 5 |
2590 | Five bucks on Etsy. | 1.2727 | 0.05294 | 88 | 66 | 20 | 2 |
2591 | There's something different about you... | 1.2727 | 0.05294 | 88 | 66 | 20 | 2 |
2592 | So what? We're both colorblind! | 1.2727 | 0.05294 | 88 | 66 | 20 | 2 |
2593 | Oh ... so you're that kind of a guy. | 1.2727 | 0.05535 | 88 | 67 | 18 | 3 |
2594 | You were right, the kid was too chubby to just fly away | 1.2727 | 0.05535 | 88 | 67 | 18 | 3 |
2595 | A pre-nerd-a-saur? I’m terrified | 1.2727 | 0.05766 | 88 | 68 | 16 | 4 |
2596 | Do you realize how cool you are with that hat? | 1.2727 | 0.05041 | 88 | 65 | 22 | 1 |
2597 | If God had wanted you to fly, He'd have given you wings. | 1.2727 | 0.05535 | 88 | 67 | 18 | 3 |
2598 | His hat, really? You couldn’t have saved me a thigh ...or at least a couple toes? | 1.2727 | 0.05535 | 88 | 67 | 18 | 3 |
2599 | Jurassic Genius | 1.2727 | 0.05766 | 88 | 68 | 16 | 4 |
2600 | Let me guess. You're a mechanical engineer. | 1.2727 | 0.05294 | 88 | 66 | 20 | 2 |
2601 | So your'e the alpha male? | 1.2727 | 0.06203 | 88 | 70 | 12 | 6 |
2602 | The lava is coming... I'll try anything | 1.2727 | 0.05294 | 88 | 66 | 20 | 2 |
2603 | I was told it would set me apart. | 1.2727 | 0.05041 | 88 | 65 | 22 | 1 |
2604 | I just feel like my head is spinning. | 1.2727 | 0.05535 | 88 | 67 | 18 | 3 |
2605 | I just felt I needed a colorful lift! | 1.2727 | 0.05766 | 88 | 68 | 16 | 4 |
2606 | I'm staying with fossil fuels. | 1.2727 | 0.05535 | 88 | 67 | 18 | 3 |
2607 | This hat is sooooo pre-Jurassic... | 1.2727 | 0.05294 | 88 | 66 | 20 | 2 |
2608 | What do you think about my new chic magnet? | 1.2727 | 0.05988 | 88 | 69 | 14 | 5 |
2609 | My therapist thinks it’ll help my anger management issues if I don’t take myself so seriously. | 1.2727 | 0.05766 | 88 | 68 | 16 | 4 |
2610 | If this doesn't work, they are proposing turning my arms to turn into wings | 1.2727 | 0.06203 | 88 | 70 | 12 | 6 |
2611 | What a coincidence. I just saw a redshirt wearing that same hat. | 1.2727 | 0.05294 | 88 | 66 | 20 | 2 |
2612 | Where can I get one? | 1.2727 | 0.05766 | 88 | 68 | 16 | 4 |
2613 | some of us don't have to show our gang signs to feel relevant.. | 1.2727 | 0.05766 | 88 | 68 | 16 | 4 |
2614 | We are soooo going extinct | 1.2727 | 0.05535 | 88 | 67 | 18 | 3 |
2615 | It's supposed to repel meteors. | 1.2727 | 0.05535 | 88 | 67 | 18 | 3 |
2616 | I'm told it was a power source in the age of man | 1.2727 | 0.05294 | 88 | 66 | 20 | 2 |
2617 | I`m hoping it will stave off halitosis. | 1.2727 | 0.05535 | 88 | 67 | 18 | 3 |
2618 | Well, it's the best we could come up with for an asteroid detector. | 1.2727 | 0.05766 | 88 | 68 | 16 | 4 |
2619 | I don't think that will fly us both out of here. | 1.2727 | 0.05988 | 88 | 69 | 14 | 5 |
2620 | I just flew in. | 1.2727 | 0.05535 | 88 | 67 | 18 | 3 |
2621 | You must stop calling yourself colored. | 1.2727 | 0.05294 | 88 | 66 | 20 | 2 |
2622 | Stanley, we have to stop trying to recapture our youth. We’re just not that young anymore. We’re practically dinosaurs! | 1.2727 | 0.05535 | 88 | 67 | 18 | 3 |
2623 | Why don't you just act your age? | 1.2727 | 0.06203 | 88 | 70 | 12 | 6 |
2624 | Don't tell me that's your costume for the Gay Day Parade? | 1.2727 | 0.05988 | 88 | 69 | 14 | 5 |
2625 | Well,it was the only inedible part. | 1.2727 | 0.06203 | 88 | 70 | 12 | 6 |
2626 | It doesn't make you look any younger Bill, just creepy. | 1.2727 | 0.05535 | 88 | 67 | 18 | 3 |
2627 | Beats feathers | 1.2727 | 0.05535 | 88 | 67 | 18 | 3 |
2628 | Denis , partying has changed a lot since 1999 . | 1.2727 | 0.06203 | 88 | 70 | 12 | 6 |
2629 | What pronoun should I use when I talk about you later? 😅 | 1.2727 | 0.05766 | 88 | 68 | 16 | 4 |
2630 | I thought it would make me look less extinct... | 1.2727 | 0.05988 | 88 | 69 | 14 | 5 |
2631 | .... twirls, oh and it cures Covid | 1.2727 | 0.05294 | 88 | 66 | 20 | 2 |
2632 | ''Let's have fun before the humans came, my friend'' | 1.2727 | 0.05766 | 88 | 68 | 16 | 4 |
2633 | „Jimmy, you got ripped of with that 500$ protection hat. This soon comming meteor is a hoax.“ | 1.2727 | 0.05535 | 88 | 67 | 18 | 3 |
2634 | ..." Where do you think you're goin?" | 1.2727 | 0.05041 | 88 | 65 | 22 | 1 |
2635 | I thought we were a “yes” on the hats. | 1.2727 | 0.05294 | 88 | 66 | 20 | 2 |
2636 | The lady at the store said it was “vintage MAGA” | 1.2727 | 0.04775 | 88 | 64 | 24 | 0 |
2637 | This is NOT going to help you through your mid-life crisis | 1.2727 | 0.05766 | 88 | 68 | 16 | 4 |
2638 | Dave, for the last time, you’ll never fly like an eagle | 1.2727 | 0.05766 | 88 | 68 | 16 | 4 |
2639 | Marty, my head is spinning | 1.2727 | 0.05041 | 88 | 65 | 22 | 1 |
2640 | Well, that puts a new spin on things. | 1.2727 | 0.05535 | 88 | 67 | 18 | 3 |
2641 | If you learn to fly, please don’t put a silent p in your name like those snooty pterodactyls. | 1.2727 | 0.05535 | 88 | 67 | 18 | 3 |
2642 | OK, but I expected a somewhat different hat with your diploma. | 1.2697 | 0.05709 | 89 | 69 | 16 | 4 |
2643 | If anyone asks ..We are not together!! | 1.2697 | 0.05709 | 89 | 69 | 16 | 4 |
2644 | Where'd you get the crayon? | 1.2685 | 0.05675 | 108 | 87 | 13 | 8 |
2645 | Orville explains it, but Wilbur isn't convinced. | 1.2674 | 0.05830 | 86 | 67 | 15 | 4 |
2646 | This has gotta be the worst thing that could happen today | 1.2674 | 0.05341 | 86 | 65 | 19 | 2 |
2647 | Yes, it does make you look fat. | 1.2674 | 0.05591 | 86 | 66 | 17 | 3 |
2648 | How? | 1.2674 | 0.06060 | 86 | 68 | 13 | 5 |
2649 | I don't know. It just feels a little off-brand. | 1.2674 | 0.06282 | 86 | 69 | 11 | 6 |
2650 | Hey Rudy I believe your client is about to become extinct | 1.2674 | 0.05341 | 86 | 65 | 19 | 2 |
2651 | Google hired you? I didn't even know you could type. | 1.2674 | 0.05341 | 86 | 65 | 19 | 2 |
2652 | I thought it would lighten the mood. | 1.2674 | 0.05830 | 86 | 67 | 15 | 4 |
2653 | See, a dyno's wind must exceed his grasp... | 1.2674 | 0.05830 | 86 | 67 | 15 | 4 |
2654 | We may be dumb animals ,but that is stupid. | 1.2674 | 0.06060 | 86 | 68 | 13 | 5 |
2655 | Yeah..but try twirling my propeller hat with these alligator arms is exhausting..... | 1.2674 | 0.05591 | 86 | 66 | 17 | 3 |
2656 | Careful, wind turbines cause cancer! | 1.2674 | 0.06060 | 86 | 68 | 13 | 5 |
2657 | Yes, you're a 'drone,' but not in the sense you're thinking of. | 1.2674 | 0.06060 | 86 | 68 | 13 | 5 |
2658 | In the future they will ask how dinosaurs evolved into nerds. | 1.2674 | 0.05591 | 86 | 66 | 17 | 3 |
2659 | You know the stegosoros funded that meteor crash right? | 1.2674 | 0.05591 | 86 | 66 | 17 | 3 |
2660 | Come fly with me! | 1.2674 | 0.06060 | 86 | 68 | 13 | 5 |
2661 | I make some money by being a weather station | 1.2674 | 0.05591 | 86 | 66 | 17 | 3 |
2662 | Bite me | 1.2674 | 0.05341 | 86 | 65 | 19 | 2 |
2663 | Go home,Erik. Google’s orientation is remote this year. | 1.2674 | 0.05830 | 86 | 67 | 15 | 4 |
2664 | Of course it doesn't make you look fat. | 1.2674 | 0.05830 | 86 | 67 | 15 | 4 |
2665 | I’ll tell you what an important anachronism is when we’ll be able to speak. Hey wait a minute!“ | 1.2674 | 0.06282 | 86 | 69 | 11 | 6 |
2666 | Those pterodactyls have nothing on you, man! | 1.2674 | 0.06060 | 86 | 68 | 13 | 5 |
2667 | Just watch...I'll win again in 2024 | 1.2674 | 0.05830 | 86 | 67 | 15 | 4 |
2668 | Son, I remember Freshman Week we were a lot cooler back then than you can imagine” | 1.2674 | 0.06496 | 86 | 70 | 9 | 7 |
2669 | You think that your hat will help with global warming? | 1.2674 | 0.05591 | 86 | 66 | 17 | 3 |
2670 | unexpected friend | 1.2674 | 0.05341 | 86 | 65 | 19 | 2 |
2671 | Why didn’t we go south like everybody else? Your stupid hat will not stop our extinction no matter what the current president says. | 1.2674 | 0.05830 | 86 | 67 | 15 | 4 |
2672 | It does add color but I’m not sure that we can actually see color. | 1.2674 | 0.05078 | 86 | 64 | 21 | 1 |
2673 | Who said Extinction couldn’t be fun? | 1.2674 | 0.06282 | 86 | 69 | 11 | 6 |
2674 | I wouldn’t spin the propeller. It’s a meteor attractor. | 1.2674 | 0.05830 | 86 | 67 | 15 | 4 |
2675 | Can I make a constructive criticism of why your ambush predation style isn't working? | 1.2674 | 0.05341 | 86 | 65 | 19 | 2 |
2676 | Of course he tasted funny... | 1.2674 | 0.05830 | 86 | 67 | 15 | 4 |
2677 | Do you think it's too showy? | 1.2674 | 0.06060 | 86 | 68 | 13 | 5 |
2678 | Your pledging Alpha Omega is giving me a worrisome vibe. | 1.2674 | 0.05341 | 86 | 65 | 19 | 2 |
2679 | Your sense of style is really evolving. | 1.2674 | 0.04801 | 86 | 63 | 23 | 0 |
2680 | I guess carnivores can have a sense of humor. | 1.2674 | 0.05591 | 86 | 66 | 17 | 3 |
2681 | Yes, I take extinction seriously. Why are you asking? | 1.2674 | 0.05830 | 86 | 67 | 15 | 4 |
2682 | I couldn't say no. It was a gift from my grandson. | 1.2674 | 0.05830 | 86 | 67 | 15 | 4 |
2683 | Let me guess. The Flight of the Iguana. | 1.2674 | 0.06282 | 86 | 69 | 11 | 6 |
2684 | Don't worry. We can try more propellers. | 1.2674 | 0.05830 | 86 | 67 | 15 | 4 |
2685 | I think we should leave it up to the Pterosaurs to work on flying. | 1.2674 | 0.05591 | 86 | 66 | 17 | 3 |
2686 | Did that come with a kids' meal? | 1.2674 | 0.06282 | 86 | 69 | 11 | 6 |
2687 | Who's been spinning your propeller Mr. Short-Arms? | 1.2674 | 0.06060 | 86 | 68 | 13 | 5 |
2688 | - I read on Facebook this will protect me from the meteorite. - The president said to duck and cover | 1.2674 | 0.05830 | 86 | 67 | 15 | 4 |
2689 | You ate that little kid, didn't you? | 1.2674 | 0.05078 | 86 | 64 | 21 | 1 |
2690 | Your time machine really indicates that the species replacing us will design and even wear such a stupid cap? | 1.2674 | 0.05591 | 86 | 66 | 17 | 3 |
2691 | Thinking that I could take this hat off myself was definitely a reach. | 1.2674 | 0.05591 | 86 | 66 | 17 | 3 |
2692 | It's never too late for a second childhood. | 1.2674 | 0.05591 | 86 | 66 | 17 | 3 |
2693 | You went to the extinction party without me? | 1.2674 | 0.05830 | 86 | 67 | 15 | 4 |
2694 | Sure,son have fun. Go whacky. The Ice Age will soon be here. | 1.2674 | 0.05830 | 86 | 67 | 15 | 4 |
2695 | You can still return it, right? | 1.2674 | 0.05341 | 86 | 65 | 19 | 2 |
2696 | You always think you're the life of the party. | 1.2674 | 0.05830 | 86 | 67 | 15 | 4 |
2697 | It’s not your hat, it’s you. | 1.2674 | 0.05591 | 86 | 66 | 17 | 3 |
2698 | How dinosaurs became birds. | 1.2674 | 0.06060 | 86 | 68 | 13 | 5 |
2699 | What? My fashion is evolving | 1.2674 | 0.05078 | 86 | 64 | 21 | 1 |
2700 | 'I told you helicopter parenting wasn't easy' | 1.2674 | 0.05830 | 86 | 67 | 15 | 4 |
2701 | Remember when I said that hat was the craziest thing I’ve seen today? Well, don’t look behind you. | 1.2674 | 0.06060 | 86 | 68 | 13 | 5 |
2702 | I know you've already invested your life savings into this venture, but I really don't think those are going to take off. | 1.2651 | 0.05707 | 83 | 64 | 16 | 3 |
2703 | What happened to your MAGA cap? | 1.2651 | 0.05707 | 83 | 64 | 16 | 3 |
2704 | Wanna go play in the tar pits? | 1.2651 | 0.05444 | 83 | 63 | 18 | 2 |
2705 | My only question is how did you get that thing on your head? | 1.2651 | 0.05444 | 83 | 63 | 18 | 2 |
2706 | With the ash cloud coming, it’ll be IFR today. | 1.2651 | 0.05707 | 83 | 64 | 16 | 3 |
2707 | It scares off beasts of prey. | 1.2651 | 0.05959 | 83 | 65 | 14 | 4 |
2708 | Just spin the propeller he said. | 1.2651 | 0.05707 | 83 | 64 | 16 | 3 |
2709 | Only a little less threatening, Bob... | 1.2651 | 0.05959 | 83 | 65 | 14 | 4 |
2710 | The guy who sold it to me had a yellow wig, small hands, and a small but loud mouth. | 1.2651 | 0.06433 | 83 | 67 | 10 | 6 |
2711 | All I remember is this blue light in the sky and the next thing I notice I have this thing on my head. | 1.2651 | 0.05444 | 83 | 63 | 18 | 2 |
2712 | It was 25% off on Black Friday. | 1.2651 | 0.05707 | 83 | 64 | 16 | 3 |
2713 | I know you love Beanie's prop hat Cecil, but did you really need to eat him? | 1.2651 | 0.05707 | 83 | 64 | 16 | 3 |
2714 | I like it. | 1.2651 | 0.06201 | 83 | 66 | 12 | 5 |
2715 | Amazing stuff washing up on the beach these days. | 1.2651 | 0.05707 | 83 | 64 | 16 | 3 |
2716 | you're 66 million years old, maybe try a sensible loafer. | 1.2651 | 0.05959 | 83 | 65 | 14 | 4 |
2717 | It makes the tastier humans think I'm friendly. | 1.2651 | 0.05707 | 83 | 64 | 16 | 3 |
2718 | We will call it "wind energy." | 1.2651 | 0.05707 | 83 | 64 | 16 | 3 |
2719 | What color is your parachute? | 1.2651 | 0.06201 | 83 | 66 | 12 | 5 |
2720 | That's stupid; the next thing you know, you'll evolve into a bird. | 1.2651 | 0.05707 | 83 | 64 | 16 | 3 |
2721 | That is my hat and you know it. Did you actually think I wouldn't notice it missing, or on your head? | 1.2651 | 0.05959 | 83 | 65 | 14 | 4 |
2722 | I hate to be the one to tell you, but it's going to be another 60 million years before we can fly. | 1.2651 | 0.05444 | 83 | 63 | 18 | 2 |
2723 | You really think that’s gonna save you from the asteroid? | 1.2651 | 0.05707 | 83 | 64 | 16 | 3 |
2724 | I see you’re pledging Ima Dorky Rex. | 1.2651 | 0.05707 | 83 | 64 | 16 | 3 |
2725 | Was the battery included? | 1.2651 | 0.05959 | 83 | 65 | 14 | 4 |
2726 | Apparently my calculation about a possible asteroid impact is meeting with skepticism. | 1.2651 | 0.05959 | 83 | 65 | 14 | 4 |
2727 | I have no idea what it means, but the word, "nerdy" comes to mind. | 1.2651 | 0.05959 | 83 | 65 | 14 | 4 |
2728 | You do look smart Harold, but remember you are 10,000 years old! | 1.2651 | 0.06433 | 83 | 67 | 10 | 6 |
2729 | Get too close to me with that on and you'll see an extinction event. | 1.2651 | 0.05707 | 83 | 64 | 16 | 3 |
2730 | While I admit that it’s amusing, it still doesn’t explain why our Roth IRA isn’t appreciating, Gary. | 1.2651 | 0.05959 | 83 | 65 | 14 | 4 |
2731 | I see you have your helicopter parent hat on again. | 1.2651 | 0.05444 | 83 | 63 | 18 | 2 |
2732 | If anything it makes your arms look shorter. | 1.2651 | 0.06201 | 83 | 66 | 12 | 5 |
2733 | They said we would evolve to fly. Looks like that's going to take a long time. | 1.2651 | 0.05167 | 83 | 62 | 20 | 1 |
2734 | You can take the hat off, I know you're not a pterodactyl. | 1.2651 | 0.05444 | 83 | 63 | 18 | 2 |
2735 | Is that what you're wearing? | 1.2651 | 0.05959 | 83 | 65 | 14 | 4 |
2736 | We have to try harder if we hope to avoid extinction. | 1.2651 | 0.05959 | 83 | 65 | 14 | 4 |
2737 | May help us evolve into flying birds quicker! | 1.2651 | 0.05707 | 83 | 64 | 16 | 3 |
2738 | A bit dorky, but I like the use of renewable energy. | 1.2651 | 0.05167 | 83 | 62 | 20 | 1 |
2739 | Dude! It’s a tracking device! | 1.2651 | 0.06201 | 83 | 66 | 12 | 5 |
2740 | There was this monolith... | 1.2651 | 0.05167 | 83 | 62 | 20 | 1 |
2741 | I told you. I can’t spin it myself. My arms are too short. | 1.2651 | 0.05707 | 83 | 64 | 16 | 3 |
2742 | Climate Change was just a myth humans talked about. | 1.2651 | 0.05444 | 83 | 63 | 18 | 2 |
2743 | That`s not going to help global warming. | 1.2651 | 0.05707 | 83 | 64 | 16 | 3 |
2744 | It's...so...shiny... | 1.2651 | 0.05444 | 83 | 63 | 18 | 2 |
2745 | I dunno Bob, I like it and all but sooner or later she's gonna notice your hairline's going extinct... | 1.2651 | 0.05444 | 83 | 63 |