Contest #736


Cartoon

736

The winning captions

These captions are chosen by The New Yorker.

  1. “Your meal came with a toy?”
  2. “Evolve already.”
  3. “If that’s a courtship display, I think I know how we go extinct.”


Name Value
Submission deadline 2020-12-06T17:29:00.000Z
Voting started -
Voting ended 2020-12-20T17:31:00.000Z
Finalists announced 2020-12-14T17:30:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued December 21, 2020
Number of captions 6954
Number of responses 869589
Number of participants -


Dashboard

In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 You can advocate for wind power all you want, Randy, but you’re not going to escape your fossil fuel destiny. 2.0448 0.01019 5798 1620 2298 1880
1 ‘You know, sometimes I look at you Dave and think our species is doomed.’ 2.0269 0.01098 4942 1406 1997 1539
2 No one will ever wear that. Not in 100 million years. 2.0193 0.00812 9566 2926 3529 3111
3 How did you get it on? 2.0151 0.01151 5017 1630 1681 1706
4 We send you 65 million years into the future and that's all you bring back? 2.0064 0.02087 1411 429 544 438
5 If that’s a courtship display, I think I know how we go extinct. 1.9662 0.00925 7256 2380 2741 2135
6 I don't know what you want me to do about it. I can't reach it either. 1.9438 0.01759 1958 651 766 541
7 Your meal came with a toy? 1.9365 0.00859 8683 3075 3084 2524
8 You’re right. No one will notice the arms anymore. 1.9246 0.01551 2428 807 997 624
9 I'm sorry, Herbert. I can't keep waiting for you to evolve. 1.8860 0.01214 4043 1461 1582 1000
10 They put me at the children's table; so I ate one. 1.8858 0.01295 3994 1591 1268 1135
11 You're 65 million years old, Todd. 1.8762 0.01435 3111 1213 1070 828
12 It would be a cruel irony if we go extinct but those hats endure. 1.8746 0.01009 6325 2481 2156 1688
13 Well, it's an improvement over your MAGA hat. 1.8741 0.01079 6052 2560 1694 1798
14 What do you mean you don’t know what happened to the kid ? 1.8618 0.01482 2807 1086 1023 698
15 It just doesn't say 'apex predator' to me. 1.8446 0.01064 5645 2309 1904 1432
16 I decided to stop taking life so seriously. We rule the planet, what's the worst that could happen? 1.8425 0.01747 2032 815 722 495
17 I’m just glad you’ve stopped wearing crocs. 1.8264 0.01920 1688 697 587 404
18 That's gonna keep some archeologist up for nights in about 3 trillion years from now. 1.8237 0.01321 3454 1399 1265 790
19 My opinion? Your hat says, "I have chosen not to mate. Like ever." 1.8160 0.01607 2419 1019 826 574
20 That must be from our preposterous period. 1.8128 0.01382 3441 1513 1059 869
21 Brains the size of a walnut don't need cooling fans. 1.8083 0.01745 2029 858 702 469
22 I’m a Velocicopter. 1.7950 0.01187 4606 2064 1422 1120
23 Maybe a little younger, but you still look prehistoric. 1.7732 0.01910 1477 603 606 268
24 How’d you get your hands on one of those? 1.7555 0.02791 769 347 263 159
25 Well, to be honest, Phil. I would have eaten the hat too. 1.7495 0.01448 2794 1256 982 556
26 The hat is kinda dorky but the kid was delicious. 1.7445 0.01092 5155 2410 1652 1093
27 And now we will hear from Mr. Giuliani’s next witness 1.7441 0.01335 3775 1877 987 911
28 Why? Because my arms are too short to take it off. 1.7396 0.01543 2285 996 888 401
29 Yes, I think it does make you more approachable". 1.7249 0.01488 2377 1042 947 388
30 All I'm saying is Tyrannosaurus Rex translates as “King of the Tyrant Lizards” and the hat kind of takes away from that. 1.7235 0.01468 2557 1155 954 448
31 So you've swapped your MAGA cap for the Guiliani?" 1.7165 0.02215 1351 693 348 310
32 Wait, what? We’re going extinct? I thought you said wear something distinct! 1.7101 0.01538 2701 1368 748 585
33 Even worse. Now you look like a child predator. 1.7082 0.01764 1926 940 608 378
34 I wouldn't be caught extinct in that. 1.7079 0.01366 3259 1605 1001 653
35 I still think solar is the way to go. 1.7076 0.02113 1214 558 453 203
36 I don't care if he's Jewish. Noah will not let you on with that 1.7045 0.02149 1323 657 400 266
37 Did you have fun at Jurassic Park? 1.7037 0.02509 928 449 305 174
38 Whoever told you that was a meteor deflector was lying to you, Carl. 1.6938 0.01627 2146 1038 727 381
39 Yes. it does make your arms look too short. 1.6936 0.01492 2598 1271 852 475
40 How did you put that on? 1.6934 0.01238 3989 2019 1174 796
41 No, it doesn’t make your arms look small. . . but how did you get it on your head? 1.6928 0.01111 4750 2345 1519 886
42 I don't know, Bob. It's a nice hat, but that boy's mom is bound to ask where the rest of him is. 1.6888 0.01201 4142 2082 1267 793
43 Well yes, it does make you look younger, but prehistoric is still ‘prehistoric. 1.6859 0.01272 3372 1616 1199 557
44 It’s not very funny now, but who knows in a million years or so. 1.6844 0.01878 1489 700 559 230
45 Jerry, think extinction with dignity. 1.6778 0.01973 1381 665 496 220
46 Be patient. In ten million years, you'll fly without that. 1.6754 0.01405 3210 1707 838 665
47 You’ll get jurasskicked wearing that. 1.6752 0.01884 1749 919 479 351
48 My first question is, how did you put it on? 1.6657 0.01958 1379 672 496 211
49 I now identify as velocicopter. 1.6610 0.01537 2543 1341 723 479
50 Get it off? How the heck did you put it on? 1.6571 0.01605 2289 1202 670 417
51 It just doesn't say "meat eater' to me. 1.6567 0.01949 1366 669 497 200
52 Gary. You’re bald. Maybe it’s time for you to accept it. 1.6564 0.01760 1880 981 564 335
53 You think I haven't tried taking if off? 1.6561 0.01548 2376 1225 743 408
54 Nope. You’re still on the ground. Try waving your arms more. 1.6559 0.01693 1924 975 636 313
55 It came with the snack. 1.6546 0.01616 2183 1129 679 375
56 What? It came with the meal! 1.6519 0.01623 2218 1168 654 396
57 Sorry, I can’t reach it either. 1.6438 0.01607 2139 1107 687 345
58 The Rabbi is not going to be pleased. 1.6420 0.01682 2112 1144 580 388
59 Makes you look a lot smarter than did that MAGA hat. 1.6408 0.01700 2149 1192 537 420
60 He's a salesman. It's his job to say it looks good on you. 1.6391 0.01808 1668 864 542 262
61 We might both be going extinct but only one of us is going out looking like an idiot. 1.6363 0.01792 1746 922 537 287
62 Wind? But you once said our future's in fossil fuel! 1.6356 0.01782 1781 946 538 297
63 You look like a dorkasour. 1.6349 0.01765 1868 1009 532 327
64 That hat is prehysterical. 1.6342 0.01895 1695 939 437 319
65 It was really yummy, and it came with this prize! 1.6274 0.01927 1495 797 458 240
66 I don't like it either, but I can't reach the damn thing to take it off. 1.6260 0.01829 1762 972 477 313
67 We'll go extinct before you'll catch me wearing one of those. 1.6228 0.02384 965 515 299 151
68 I'm just messing with future paleontologists. 1.6218 0.01924 1388 718 477 193
69 "That's really going to mess with the museum people." 1.6169 0.01969 1446 788 424 234
70 It's a very light hearted sect of Judaism. 1.6163 0.02077 1371 769 359 243
71 I like it, I'm just not sure it says, "Apex Predator." 1.6163 0.01954 1337 696 458 183
72 ...And so that was my first day at Google. 1.6149 0.03206 522 279 165 78
73 I just really feel like wind power is better for the environment than fossil fuels. 1.6145 0.02004 1419 783 400 236
74 It came with a tasty attachment. 1.6115 0.02831 677 366 208 103
75 Got it at the Museum of Extinct Species. The human exhibit is hilarious. 1.6080 0.02133 1329 764 322 243
76 You want my honest, cold-blooded opinion? 1.6063 0.02242 1044 560 335 149
77 well it does make you look younger but not in a good way 1.6046 0.02017 1262 672 417 173
78 You know, compared to the MAGA cap, this one actually makes you look quite intelligent. 1.6037 0.02174 1249 714 316 219
79 My--haven't WE evolved! 1.6013 0.02586 745 393 256 96
80 Raptor, not Copter. 1.6012 0.02542 840 462 251 127
81 So your doctor said it's a reptile dysfunction? 1.6003 0.02832 713 403 192 118
82 Nice to meet you, too, Lloyd, although I gotta admit I thought all the Doofusauruses were already extinct. 1.5940 0.03193 537 300 155 82
83 ...chubby kid...about 4'-6"... glasses?" - "Sorry, haven't seen him 1.5936 0.02243 1090 610 313 167
84 Well, Phil, if you can’t wear a whirly beanie to an asteroid arrival party, when can you?” 1.5926 0.02217 1075 592 329 154
85 So you’re the guy from Tech support ??? 1.5922 0.02271 1047 583 308 156
86 Boy, natural selection sure is taking its sweet time with you. 1.5902 0.02227 1042 570 329 143
87 Yeah it’s cute, where’s Timmy? 1.5901 0.02326 1032 586 283 163
88 That look is so Cretaceous. 1.5892 0.02260 1020 561 317 142
89 I wish we could spin it, but on the bright side, we survived the last pandemic because we couldn't touch our faces. 1.5888 0.02275 1014 560 311 143
90 Well, I can probably return the hat, but the kid who was wearing it might be another story. 1.5856 0.02408 975 561 257 157
91 I hope you're not wearing that in any cave paintings 1.5844 0.02416 960 551 257 152
92 It's kind of a clue you ate him, Fred. 1.5834 0.02398 953 542 266 145
93 I take it flapping your arms really fast didn't work? 1.5819 0.02371 928 517 282 129
94 Remember, act real friendly and then ask them if they’d like to come over and play in the swamp. 1.5810 0.02311 926 504 306 116
95 I can tell that somewhere deep inside of you there is a child. 1.5808 0.03295 489 275 144 70
96 No, it’s fine I just thought we were both going to dress up. 1.5804 0.02348 920 507 292 121
97 It’s required now that I’m on the Trump legal team. 1.5802 0.02596 910 550 192 168
98 How fast do you have to run to get it started? 1.5780 0.02509 891 517 233 141
99 It looked better on your lunch. 1.5771 0.02399 882 489 277 116
100 Nice idea, but it’ll never take off! 1.5770 0.02568 740 403 247 90
101 You need to grow up and start killing stuff. 1.5748 0.02493 849 481 248 120
102 Let me explain 'fight or flight' one more time. 1.5737 0.03018 570 321 171 78
103 I see you landed the Google internship. 1.5730 0.02505 829 468 247 114
104 You ate that kid 40 years ago. The hat thing really isn't funny anymore. 1.5723 0.02554 823 472 231 120
105 It just doesn't read 'ferocious.' 1.5716 0.02547 824 472 233 119
106 65 million years from now they’re still going to be making fun of that stupid hat. 1.5693 0.02603 794 458 220 116
107 Nope. I'd rather go extinct. 1.5687 0.02525 793 445 245 103
108 I didn't know you're a Republican. 1.5680 0.02897 699 421 159 119
109 No, I mean you literally can't pull it off. 1.5678 0.02701 789 471 188 130
110 We built you a time machine, you could have brought us an electric guitar, a computer, a covid vaccine... 1.5676 0.02722 777 464 185 128
111 I’m sitting on eggs, and you went to a frat party! 1.5674 0.02636 779 452 212 115
112 Corporate says I need to look less threatening 1.5668 0.02612 764 436 223 105
113 Let me guess what you had for breakfast. 1.5649 0.02641 763 441 213 109
114 It’s quite a statement no matter which way you spin it. 1.5630 0.02620 746 425 222 99
115 Wish I could help ya, but I can't reach it either! 1.5628 0.02675 741 429 207 105
116 I guess you're stuck with it until your arms evolve. 1.5626 0.02635 743 425 218 100
117 I"m not going to ask how you got it up there. I"m going to ask why. 1.5624 0.02650 745 429 213 103
118 At your age your father had three kids 1.5617 0.02684 705 401 212 92
119 I think it looks great, but my brain is also the size of a walnut. 1.5609 0.02673 722 414 211 97
120 Just so you know, Rex, everybody’s calling you Beaniesaurus. 1.5605 0.02710 719 417 201 101
121 It’s a pterrible idea 1.5602 0.02741 723 425 191 107
122 Makes you look like a herbivore 1.5599 0.02720 718 418 198 102
123 I got it at a going out of existence sale 1.5596 0.03086 545 314 157 74
124 It’s the apocalypse Carol, I can cope any way I please 1.5590 0.02650 712 404 218 90
125 Check out my asteroid detector! It sill needs some work though; it's been spinning like crazy for the past 2 days. 1.5587 0.02664 707 402 215 90
126 It may not keep you safe, but it'll sure screw up the fossil record! 1.5567 0.02720 688 395 203 90
127 Um, Bryan, Pride was last month. 1.5562 0.02812 676 397 182 97
128 You ate the whole party and didn't invite me? 1.5559 0.02756 689 401 193 95
129 Well, I have to admit it’s an improvement over your MAGA cap. 1.5551 0.02820 681 403 178 100
130 Trump said it would cure my COVID. 1.5543 0.03279 525 317 125 83
131 Well, I guess your brain really is the size of a walnut. 1.5534 0.02801 665 388 186 91
132 How the hell did you get that on all by yourself? 1.5527 0.02767 655 376 196 83
133 Honestly, it makes me doubt our future as a species. 1.5502 0.02844 647 380 178 89
134 I just can't help but feel like you wasted your wish. 1.5497 0.02921 644 387 160 97
135 On second thought, I would go with the toupee. 1.5496 0.02833 635 369 183 83
136 I feel like Gary Larson would know what I should say. 1.5496 0.02877 635 374 173 88
137 I'm sorry sir, but it's time to leave the White House now. 1.5491 0.03207 601 382 108 111
138 You know what plastic is made of, right? 1.5481 0.03800 405 251 86 68
139 A million years from now, when they excavate us, they'll know we had a terrific sense of humor. 1.5463 0.02783 615 349 196 70
140 Those will never catch on, not in a hundred million years. 1.5435 0.02881 598 347 177 74
141 Younger yes, but you still look prehistoric. 1.5411 0.03003 584 349 154 81
142 You learned to time travel and that’s all you brought back? 1.5393 0.02966 573 337 163 73
143 Trust me. In 75 million years,everyone will be wearing one. 1.5379 0.03011 567 337 155 75
144 Everyone’s going to know you’re a freshman. 1.5372 0.02917 564 326 173 65
145 Global warming? You and your crazy conspiracy theories. 1.5368 0.03183 475 275 145 55
146 Wow! So.cool! Do your parents know you've come out? 1.5354 0.03067 551 330 147 74
147 Evolve, already. 1.5342 0.03110 541 326 141 74
148 I'm not saying we should be ashamed about the brain-the-size-of-a-walnut thing, but I'm also not saying we should advertise the fact. 1.5341 0.03046 543 322 152 69
149 Yes, you do look stupid. But, in the long run, it doesn't matter. 1.5318 0.03097 534 320 144 70
150 You’re Modern Orthodox? 1.5312 0.03278 465 276 131 58
151 Cute idea, but it'll never get off the ground. 1.5307 0.03104 522 311 145 66
152 “You’re a dinosaur for God’s sake - act like it.” 1.5285 0.03115 509 302 145 62
153 Party now. The end is near. 1.5285 0.03347 439 260 126 53
154 Yes, I get how its supposed keep your head cool, but we're reptiles. 1.5265 0.03230 452 264 138 50
155 . Helicopter Dad 1.5243 0.03199 494 298 133 63
156 I just think it will be funny when they dig me up in 65 million years. 1.5237 0.03270 485 296 124 65
157 That hat just perpetuates the stereotype that we have small brains. 1.5236 0.03141 487 288 143 56
158 They’ll still know you have a bald spot. 1.5219 0.03110 479 280 148 51
159 I think it sends the wrong message. 1.5218 0.03211 481 289 133 59
160 Dammit, Larry, you're a carnivore, act like one. 1.5218 0.03291 481 295 121 65
161 So walking upright didn’t draw enough attention? 1.5202 0.03234 471 283 131 57
162 Kid meals are the best. 1.5199 0.03312 477 294 118 65
163 Even if it works, who the hell needs an asteroid detector? 1.5182 0.03366 467 290 112 65
164 Does this hat make my teeth look big? 1.5166 0.03301 453 274 124 55
165 I thought we agreed playgrounds were off the menu Johnny 1.5165 0.03363 455 280 115 60
166 It’s not a phase, Dad! This is how I express myself! 1.5154 0.03236 454 271 132 51
167 Darwin was right. 1.5146 0.03330 445 270 121 54
168 Can you help me out here? A monkey put this damn thing on my head a week ago, and I CANT REACH IT! 1.5136 0.03363 442 270 117 55
169 Eventually, that'll make some paleontologist's career. 1.5135 0.03370 446 274 115 57
170 So you're going for the dorkosaurus look? 1.5135 0.03295 446 269 125 52
171 Your meal came with a prize?! 1.5128 0.05056 195 119 52 24
172 What? It was a going extinct sale. 1.5125 0.03206 439 258 137 44
173 We’re about to go extinct, and that’s your last purchase? 1.5116 0.03514 432 272 99 61
174 I said your look needs to evolve, not revolve. 1.5116 0.03499 432 271 101 60
175 ''It makes you look like you have a very small brain!'' 1.5115 0.03319 436 263 123 50
176 Yeah, but it will drive the paleontologists crazy... 1.5115 0.03366 436 266 117 53
177 It's time to concede Mr President 1.5094 0.03583 426 272 91 63
178 It just doesn't say apex predator. 1.5084 0.03317 419 250 125 44
179 You know I can’t reach it either right? 1.5084 0.03452 419 258 109 52
180 How'd you get that on? 1.5084 0.03300 419 252 123 44
181 Technology will be the death of us all. 1.5083 0.03423 421 258 112 51
182 Looks cute but you will never get off the ground 1.5083 0.03289 421 250 128 43
183 C'mon Frank, extinction is real, please stop watching Fox News. 1.5083 0.03678 421 274 80 67
184 Are you smiling? I can’t tell if you’re smiling. 1.5083 0.03444 423 261 109 53
185 Alright, I’ll give you one more spin, but then we switch. 1.5072 0.03403 416 253 115 48
186 How did you put it on your head? 1.5061 0.03520 411 256 102 53
187 The time machine worked - and THIS is what you came back with? 1.5061 0.03456 413 254 109 50
188 Early evidence showing birds evolved from dinosaurs. 1.5054 0.03770 368 232 86 50
189 You are what you eat, my friend. 1.5037 0.03520 403 250 103 50
190 He tasted like chicken, but I got this neat hat. 1.5037 0.03454 405 248 110 47
191 Let me explain again what the word camouflage means. 1.5025 0.03544 402 251 100 51
192 It's just until we evolve into birds. 1.5025 0.03491 402 248 106 48
193 Don't feel bad. You can get rid of it next year, when you're a sophomorosaurus. 1.5025 0.03527 402 250 102 50
194 A flying hat?!! What’s next, a wheel? 1.5025 0.03383 402 242 118 42
195 “And now that it’s landed on my head, I can’t get it off” 1.5000 0.03585 388 242 98 48
196 Yes, it’s colorful, but it just doesn’t scream ‘Top predator’ to me. 1.5000 0.03519 378 230 107 41
197 The whole family is waiting for you to evolve, Dennis. 1.5000 0.03553 390 242 101 47
198 When Bill said the propeller hat had gone the way of the dinosaur, this is not what he meant. 1.4987 0.03370 395 237 119 39
199 I can't get it off 1.4987 0.03484 389 238 108 43
200 Sure... you got it from a traveler from the future. No, no - I believe you. 1.4987 0.03408 389 234 116 39
201 Yeah, ‘cause nothing says fierce predator like a helicopter beanie. 1.4987 0.03670 389 248 88 53
202 Lucky! I never get a toy with my kid meal. 1.4987 0.03597 389 244 96 49
203 I won last week’s New Yorker cartoon caption contest and all I got was this stupid spinning hat. 1.4987 0.03633 389 246 92 51
204 I think I know why critters aren’t running from you any more. 1.4974 0.03570 382 237 100 45
205 The end is near. 1.4974 0.03570 382 237 100 45
206 You may look a little silly, but it's not the end of the world. 1.4974 0.03472 382 232 110 40
207 Even the herbivores think you look stupid." 1.4961 0.03732 383 247 82 54
208 Amazon, and it was highly rated. 1.4947 0.03671 376 238 90 48
209 It came with lunch. 1.4933 0.03547 371 228 103 40
210 I said you needed to evolve not revolve... 1.4933 0.03527 371 227 105 39
211 It’s not really Age appropriate. 1.4933 0.03766 371 239 81 51
212 Genius. Instead of sneaking up on our prey, we stun them, then move in quickly, while they’re still laughing. 1.4918 0.03680 364 229 91 44
213 Your’re proudly wearing the mortar board of Trump University. 1.4918 0.03977 364 244 61 59
214 If I had to guess I'd say the pterodactyls are trolling you. 1.4904 0.03548 365 224 103 38
215 Just because it tasted good doesn’t mean it had good taste. 1.4904 0.03729 363 231 86 46
216 No, it's not "coming back." None of us are coming back. 1.4904 0.03625 363 226 96 41
217 What did you do with the kid" 1.4903 0.03765 361 231 83 47
218 Did you keep the receipt? 1.4887 0.03583 354 217 101 36
219 It’s clear to me that you’ve failed to evolve. 1.4873 0.03657 353 220 94 39
220 I figured out why you're single 1.4873 0.03635 353 219 96 38
221 That's your plan to get us out of here!? 1.4871 0.03732 349 220 88 41
222 End-of-time impulse buys. 1.4871 0.03710 349 219 90 40
223 They'll never let you wear that in the synagogue. 1.4870 0.03771 347 220 85 42
224 You know we're all colorblind. 1.4861 0.03678 323 196 97 30
225 Twenty minutes to the asteroid and you're going with 'dorks' instead of 'fearsome predators' for all eternity? Where's the pride, Bob? 1.4861 0.03781 323 200 89 34
226 When they find your bones they'll say you died of embarrassment. 1.4856 0.03740 348 220 87 41
227 We're facing extinction,Bob. Get it together. 1.4855 0.03689 346 216 92 38
228 No, they don't make you fly. They just make you look stupid. 1.4855 0.03779 346 220 84 42
229 Amazon Prime - and it arrived the next day. 1.4855 0.03750 344 217 87 40
230 No, I will not call you 'partysaurus." 1.4854 0.03856 342 220 78 44
231 Thirty million years from now this will drive archaeologists crazy. 1.4854 0.03603 342 209 100 33
232 So I guess "Don't ask don't tell" is off the table? 1.4838 0.03721 339 212 90 37
233 Yeah, it's weird, but it's not the end of the world. 1.4825 0.03603 342 210 99 33
234 They told me, ‘innovation or extinction.’ 1.4825 0.03743 342 216 87 39
235 Sometimes I think you don’t even WANT to evolve! 1.4822 0.03776 338 214 85 39
236 What kid? I didn’t eat any kid. 1.4822 0.03609 338 207 99 32
237 The guys think you’re damaging our brand of being terrifying predators, Bob. 1.4822 0.03658 338 209 95 34
238 No but it protects me from meteors. 1.4822 0.03682 338 210 93 35
239 I no longer care if we go extinct. 1.4820 0.03786 334 211 85 38
240 This is how I get my food delivered during the pandemic! I stay still and children try to get the hat. No scavenging. So convenient! 1.4820 0.03665 334 206 95 33
241 It's guys like you that make me wish a huge meteor would just smash into the earth. 1.4807 0.03807 337 215 82 40
242 Like so many great inventions, this one’s ahead of its time. My guess is by about a billion years. 1.4807 0.03592 337 206 100 31
243 Well, it'll definitely confuse the archeologists. 1.4805 0.03697 333 207 92 34
244 For a species with no natural predators, you sure fell victim to fashion. 1.4805 0.03841 333 213 80 40
245 Being prehistoric doesn’t mean I can’t regress . 1.4805 0.03648 333 205 96 32
246 I see you've decided to make the switch from fossil fuels to wind power 1.4805 0.03746 333 209 88 36
247 What the heck is a "helicopteraptor"?!? 1.4787 0.03787 328 207 85 36
248 This is how you're dealing with climate change? 1.4787 0.03812 328 208 83 37
249 My shrink says I’m just going through an epoch. 1.4787 0.03688 328 203 93 32
250 Oh, my hat looks crazy, does it? Says the same guy who thinks giant ball of fire is going to end life as we know it 1.4785 0.03729 326 203 90 33
251 Just indulge your mother until your birthday is over. 1.4783 0.03814 322 203 84 35
252 I'm telling you, Frank. This is the future. 1.4769 0.04007 325 214 67 44
253 No Wally, Gator Pride Day was last week. 1.4769 0.03737 325 203 89 33
254 I read the same article you did but I don't think that's how evolving into birds works. 1.4768 0.03780 323 203 86 34
255 Well that new Trump 2024 hat looks a little bit more on message. 1.4768 0.04073 323 215 62 46
256 Okay I'll say it. It doesn't evoke fear. 1.4765 0.03601 319 193 100 26
257 Nice try, but fossil fuels are our destiny 1.4748 0.03874 318 203 79 36
258 I think dyno-soar is a great name for it. 1.4748 0.03848 318 202 81 35
259 We should probably just tell them that we ate their boy. 1.4744 0.03823 312 196 84 32
260 I see you ate lunch, without me... 1.4730 0.03875 315 201 79 35
261 I wouldn't be caught extinct in that hat. 1.4730 0.03943 296 187 78 31
262 And that’s your escape plan to avoid extinction? 1.4728 0.03787 313 196 86 31
263 Read the room, Rex. 1.4728 0.03893 313 200 78 35
264 Do I look presidential? 1.4728 0.04173 313 211 56 46
265 ..And you're saying you can't take it off because your arms are too tiny? 1.4708 0.03966 308 199 73 36
266 well...she may now notice you... but not in a good way 1.4708 0.03885 308 196 79 33
267 Does this make me look stupid? 1.4708 0.03966 308 199 73 36
268 What? Too last era? 1.4708 0.03885 308 196 79 33
269 It's not something I'd wear to hunt and kill prey with, but, that's just me. 1.4702 0.03741 302 186 90 26
270 This one, or the stetson? 1.4686 0.04095 303 200 64 39
271 It draws the eyes up, away from my less flattering areas. 1.4664 0.03835 298 187 83 28
272 You're evolving, but not in a good way. 1.4662 0.03824 296 185 84 27
273 You don't look cut out for natural selection. 1.4660 0.03902 294 186 79 29
274 that's it. we're doomed. 1.4660 0.03872 294 185 81 28
275 Personally, I'm not a fan. 1.4658 0.03891 292 184 80 28
276 No, I like it, I really do. Just don't get your hopes up about flying. 1.4658 0.03799 292 181 86 25
277 All I'm asking is, what's the point if you can't even reach it? 1.4655 0.04060 290 188 69 33
278 That will definitely keep everyone 6 feet away. 1.4655 0.03910 290 183 79 28
279 Help getting it off? How’d you even get it on? 1.4655 0.03849 290 181 83 26
280 I'd love to be there when the archeologists dig up your remains. 1.4655 0.04001 290 186 73 31
281 Will you just evolve already? 1.4655 0.03910 290 183 79 28
282 How was your first day at Google? 1.4655 0.03910 290 183 79 28
283 Is it windy or are you just glad to see me? 1.4634 0.03877 287 180 81 26
284 New to campus? 1.4632 0.03896 285 179 80 26
285 I think it makes me more approachable 1.4618 0.04062 275 176 71 28
286 I’m afraid this is about as far as we’ll get without thumbs. 1.4615 0.03948 286 182 76 28
287 Everyone will think you have a brain the size of a walnut. 1.4615 0.03979 286 183 74 29
288 Helicoptaur 1.4615 0.03948 286 182 76 28
289 Dad, that is sooooooo Triassic period! 1.4615 0.04010 286 184 72 30
290 Not sure why, but kids just love it and I love eating them. 1.4615 0.04010 286 184 72 30
291 Does this cap make me look endangered? 1.4612 0.04384 245 159 59 27
292 No, it doesn’t make you look fat. 1.4610 0.04051 282 182 70 30
293 They told me it would spark joy 1.4588 0.05414 170 113 36 21
294 Are you running for president? 1.4588 0.04176 279 184 62 33
295 The nerd gene appears for the first time. 1.4588 0.04083 279 181 68 30
296 What next? Feathers? 1.4585 0.04104 277 180 67 30
297 I can't help you, Carl -- my arms won't reach that high, either. 1.4585 0.04007 277 177 73 27
298 I know, but all the mammals have one. 1.4585 0.04007 277 177 73 27
299 You can’t just say you’re a pterodactyl. 1.4582 0.03894 275 172 80 23
300 I'm going to ask you once -- have you been using the time machine again? 1.4582 0.03894 275 172 80 23
301 Well, it does hide your bald spot. 1.4579 0.03914 273 171 79 23
302 Son, it's time you get in touch with your reptilian brain. 1.4579 0.04148 273 178 65 30
303 you ate Bobby, didn't you? 1.4579 0.03914 273 171 79 23
304 You're 65 million years old. It's time to grow up. 1.4562 0.04136 274 179 65 30
305 So, now you're a party animal? 1.4562 0.04168 274 180 63 31
306 I thought I’d have a little fun before becoming extinct 1.4562 0.04005 274 175 73 26
307 I don’t care if it does make Hanukkah more fun, Bobby, you look like a putz. Not take the propeller off your yarmulke before the Brontsteins get here or I’m leaving for the tar pits. 1.4562 0.04232 274 182 59 33
308 I wouldn't be caught fossilized in that thing. 1.4559 0.04059 272 175 70 27
309 Lemme guess, you had lunch at the grade school today. 1.4556 0.04115 270 175 67 28
310 The cap made me suspicious, but it's your kid eating grin that gave you away." 1.4556 0.04013 270 172 73 25
311 This is going to mess with carbon dating. 1.4556 0.04311 270 181 55 34
312 I tried to tell you, letting humans domesticate you will just lead to humiliation. 1.4556 0.04246 270 179 59 32
313 I'm trying to appeal to a younger 'dino'graphic. 1.4556 0.04115 270 175 67 28
314 Trump 2024 fan gear 1.4556 0.04246 270 179 59 32
315 Rexxie! I think you've invented Color! And Fashion! And maybe, just maybe, Air Travel!! 1.4535 0.04158 269 176 64 29
316 Did you get me a t-shirt? 1.4528 0.04371 265 179 52 34
317 Why do you always have to make a jurassic of yourself? 1.4525 0.04494 263 181 45 37
318 It was worth the aftertaste. 1.4525 0.04262 263 174 59 30
319 I don't know, maybe my tastes have evolved. 1.4508 0.04041 264 169 71 24
320 Is the brachiosaurus messing with you again, Al? 1.4508 0.04181 264 173 63 28
321 It makes you look like a 3 billion year-old child. 1.4504 0.04169 262 171 64 27
322 Might as well go out in style. 1.4504 0.04062 262 168 70 24
323 If meteors don't get us, stupidity surely will. 1.4504 0.04341 262 176 54 32
324 I’d say that’s a little incriminating. 1.4504 0.04098 262 169 68 25
325 «I can see what you've had for breakfast today.» 1.4504 0.04062 262 168 70 24
326 I have seen the future, and it isn’t us... 1.4496 0.03995 258 163 74 21
327 It's powered by fossil fuel. 1.4471 0.04178 255 166 64 25
328 It’s not that I don’t like it, I just think it’s a bit of a reach for you. 1.4471 0.04358 255 171 54 30
329 You are sixty-five million years old Elias. It's time to start acting your age. 1.4466 0.04201 253 165 63 25
330 That hat? With those arms? 1.4466 0.03931 253 158 77 18
331 If it stops on red you have to kiss me. 1.4466 0.04126 253 163 67 23
332 After you eat someone, wearing their hat is just tacky 1.4466 0.04126 253 163 67 23
333 I wouldn't want to be caught dead in that thing. 1.4466 0.04088 253 162 69 22
334 Real funny. First you steal my hat. Then you put it somewhere in plain sight that I can’t reach. 1.4466 0.04275 253 167 59 27
335 Are you wearing that to the extinction event? 1.4466 0.04088 253 162 69 22
336 It does make you look younger. 1.4458 0.04325 249 165 57 27
337 It was a doomsday impulse buy. 1.4458 0.03974 249 156 75 18
338 OK, but you know we can't see colors. 1.4444 0.04212 252 165 62 25
339 All I want to know is how you got that on your head. 1.4444 0.04323 252 168 56 28
340 Sorry. Despite your colorful male display I'm still not interested. 1.4440 0.04236 250 164 61 25
341 Imagine if you were fossilized right now. Would you want to be wearing that thing on your head for 65 million years? 1.4440 0.04311 250 166 57 27
342 They were giving them away at a mall I stomped. 1.4440 0.04274 250 165 59 26
343 When they dig you up thousands of years from now, do you really want to be known as the dorkasaurus? 1.4440 0.04385 250 168 53 29
344 Mine came with a prize. 1.4440 0.04198 250 163 63 24
345 They're looking for a lost boy. No chance you came across him is there? 1.4440 0.04349 250 167 55 28
346 Dad- we only have one chance to make a final impression. 1.4440 0.04160 250 162 65 23
347 I said it’s about time we ‘evolve’, not ‘revolve’. 1.4440 0.04082 250 160 69 21
348 It came with the meal. 1.4440 0.04121 250 161 67 22
349 It must be from something you ate. 1.4431 0.04247 246 161 61 24
350 Cecil! You ate Beany?!? 1.4431 0.04438 246 166 51 29
351 You'll still scare them away. 1.4431 0.04247 246 161 61 24
352 That looks so Cretaceous Period. 1.4431 0.04286 246 162 59 25
353 This is what evolution looks like. 1.4421 0.04376 242 161 55 26
354 Dude, those things attracts asteriods!! 1.4408 0.04412 245 165 52 28
355 They're still going to confuse us for crocodiles. 1.4403 0.04121 243 156 67 20
356 I've joined an ultra liberal Synagogue 1.4403 0.04439 243 164 51 28
357 We evolve into birds. I'm giving evolution a little push. 1.4403 0.04553 243 167 45 31
358 Let's party like it's the end of the Cretaceous period. 1.4403 0.04080 243 155 69 19
359 I decided to step it up this mating season 1.4403 0.04401 243 163 53 27
360 Come on, it's not like a meteor is going to hit me while I'm wearing it... 1.4403 0.04323 243 161 57 25
361 It’s was my partying gift from the greatest administration, the best, most awesomest, no other administration ever came close 1.4403 0.04553 243 167 45 31
362 It was either these or a pair of crocs. 1.4393 0.04335 239 158 57 24
363 Adapt or die, dude. 1.4393 0.04294 239 157 59 23
364 That’s not evolution, it’s just a mistake. 1.4393 0.04169 239 154 65 20
365 I would take it off, but my arms won't reach 1.4393 0.04294 239 157 59 23
366 Dude, trust me...it TOTALLY takes the focus off of your nose! 1.4393 0.04294 239 157 59 23
367 Something tells me evolution is going to leave you out. 1.4393 0.04335 239 158 57 24
368 I’d rather be extinct than caught wearing one of those. 1.4393 0.04415 239 160 53 26
369 I know it looks ridiculous, but my only other choice was a MAGA hat. 1.4393 0.04455 239 161 51 27
370 Worst part is I can't take it off because my arms are too short 1.4393 0.04253 239 156 61 22
371 And now, how are you gonna take it off? 1.4393 0.04211 239 155 63 21
372 Actually, I think we fly by evolving into birds. 1.4388 0.04361 237 157 56 24
373 You made HOW MUCH doing a kid's birthday party? 1.4362 0.04201 243 159 62 22
374 Extinction may be justified. 1.4359 0.04315 234 154 58 22
375 You invented color? 1.4359 0.04315 234 154 58 22
376 It'll never get off the ground. 1.4359 0.04142 234 150 66 18
377 I'm more interested in HOW your put that on? 1.4359 0.04230 234 152 62 20
378 I'd never eat those kids, why would you even ask? 1.4359 0.04230 234 152 62 20
379 We’re all bald, you don’t need to hide it, Gary. 1.4353 0.04385 232 154 55 23
380 It’s just not dignified enough to wear to a mass extinction. 1.4348 0.04369 230 152 56 22
381 OK, now I can find you in a crowd. 1.4348 0.04369 230 152 56 22
382 I panic-bought it. 1.4348 0.04281 230 150 60 20
383 Please Dad! I really don't need a helicopter parent! 1.4323 0.04248 229 149 61 19
384 Jurassic Park wasn't as fun as I thought it would be. 1.4323 0.04424 229 153 53 23
385 It’s not just about the “likes” Phil, it’s about having self respect. 1.4323 0.04248 229 149 61 19
386 Does this hat make me look prehistoric? 1.4323 0.04292 229 150 59 20
387 That makes me wish I could see colors. 1.4317 0.04452 227 152 52 23
388 Dunno, something about "Making America Kind Again"! 1.4317 0.04582 227 155 46 26
389 Oh my god!! You've invented.... CUTE! 1.4317 0.04273 227 148 60 19
390 I guess I ask, because, well, we’re concerned. 1.4317 0.04408 227 151 54 22
391 Be honest with me. Does this make me look fat? 1.4317 0.04408 227 151 54 22
392 we're using drones now, where have you been? 1.4317 0.04408 227 151 54 22
393 That is so 65,000,000 years ago. 1.4317 0.04408 227 151 54 22
394 Well I think it's cute. If anyone else laughs, eat them. 1.4317 0.04273 227 148 60 19
395 Came with my happy meal. That baby was happy, before I ate him. 1.4317 0.04228 227 147 62 18
396 Maybe we deserve to go extinct. 1.4317 0.04582 227 155 46 26
397 I think there’s a reason it was in the Lost and Found bin. 1.4317 0.04039 227 143 70 14
398 Finally, a way for me find you in a crowd when we get separated at the tar pits. 1.4305 0.04037 223 140 70 13
399 You'd be surprised how many times the use of whimsy and an endearing appearance has saved my ass. 1.4305 0.04464 223 149 52 22
400 Every morning before I get dressed, I think to myself: "How will this look as a fossil?" 1.4305 0.04509 223 150 50 23
401 Take that ridiculous thing off, Brian. You're 70 million years old. 1.4305 0.04184 223 143 64 16
402 I think it makes me look more like a fun guy 1.4305 0.04232 223 144 62 17
403 No wonder we became extinct. 1.4305 0.04509 223 150 50 23
404 Mid Jurassic period life crisis Paul? 1.4305 0.04373 223 147 56 20
405 So I figured, with the asteroid coming and everything, why not try out a new look? 1.4286 0.04122 224 143 66 15
406 I don't know how you got it on, but I'd like to watch you try to take it off. 1.4286 0.04403 224 149 54 21
407 I see where you’re going with this, but I still think we’re destined for fossil fuel. 1.4286 0.04312 224 147 58 19
408 The pterodactyls put it there and they know I can't reach it. You've got to help me, Rex. 1.4286 0.04493 224 151 50 23
409 If you don’t stay relevant, you’re extinct. 1.4279 0.04291 222 145 59 18
410 Even now, that’s really outdated 1.4279 0.04146 222 142 65 15
411 I figured we might as well go out in style. 1.4279 0.04146 222 142 65 15
412 No, it doesn’t allow me to fly, but it does help me stand erect.” 1.4279 0.04146 222 142 65 15
413 T. Rex is going to eat you alive. 1.4279 0.04291 222 145 59 18
414 And that's what you are wearing to meet my parents? 1.4279 0.04291 222 145 59 18
415 I mean it does make you look a little cartoonish... but I think in this situation it works. 1.4279 0.04656 222 153 43 26
416 Do you always have to put your own spin on everything? 1.4273 0.04270 220 143 60 17
417 I'm not sure I'd call that progress. 1.4273 0.04270 220 143 60 17
418 What an innovation! That'll show those smart-ass mammals. 1.4259 0.04324 216 141 58 17
419 Baby steps, Rufus. We just learned to walk on land. 1.4259 0.04223 216 139 62 15
420 You seem qualified to run for President. 1.4259 0.04566 216 146 48 22
421 Now THERE's a look that should go extinct! 1.4259 0.04373 216 142 56 18
422 Life's too short to not take fashion risks. 1.4259 0.04373 216 142 56 18
423 I have to be honest, Ted. The colors really wash you out. 1.4259 0.04518 216 145 50 21
424 So you believe the geeks will inherit the Earth? 1.4259 0.04422 216 143 54 19
425 We can see in color now? 1.4259 0.04274 216 140 60 16
426 Face it, if we were meant to fly, we would have grown wings. 1.4259 0.04518 216 145 50 21
427 It was delicious and came with this toy surprise! 1.4259 0.04422 216 143 54 19
428 This is bad, Frank. Your volcano detector is spinning, 1.4259 0.04422 216 143 54 19
429 So, how did he taste? 1.4252 0.04596 214 145 47 22
430 No! A mask is still required! 1.4252 0.04548 214 144 49 21
431 I suspect you know something about the disappearance of Timmy. 1.4252 0.04548 214 144 49 21
432 Our synagogue is hoping to attract younger members 1.4252 0.04596 214 145 47 22
433 You're right, it does make you look younger! 1.4252 0.04401 214 141 55 18
434 How do you plan on spinning it? 1.4252 0.04644 214 146 45 23
435 Let me guess. It's the end of the world as we know it, and you feel fine. 1.4252 0.04401 214 141 55 18
436 Yes, Donald, it really is time for you to go. 1.4252 0.04644 214 146 45 23
437 It's not that you don't look younger. It's just that you look stupider. 1.4233 0.04336 215 141 57 17
438 Sorry Paul, I don't think I can reach it either. 1.4233 0.04385 215 142 55 18
439 Yeah, that’s what I hate about ordering on line, it never looks as good as the photo. 1.4233 0.04483 215 144 51 20
440 Asteroid, schmasteroid...I'm gonna have fun... 1.4225 0.04414 213 141 54 18
441 The asteroid is coming and you only grabbed one propeller hat? 1.4218 0.04392 211 139 55 17
442 It does add a nice bit of color, but the rest of us have decided to evolve wings. 1.4218 0.04642 211 144 45 22
443 Evolution isn't that easy, man. 1.4218 0.04392 211 139 55 17
444 It does make you look fat. 1.4218 0.04832 211 148 37 26
445 You should get one too. Apparently they don't shoot or eat animals that they think are cute. 1.4218 0.04443 211 140 53 18
446 Wallace, I trust you to tell me if this looks ridiculous. 1.4218 0.04340 211 138 57 16
447 Is this really how you want to be remembered 65 millions years from now? 1.4218 0.04493 211 141 51 19
448 It’s a little dated, but then again, we are dinosaurs. 1.4211 0.04315 209 136 58 15
449 Someday this will run on Fossil Fuel. 1.4211 0.04624 209 142 46 21
450 The extinction rumors are true. Everything will be gone soon. Everything except for your stupid plastic hat. 1.4211 0.04624 209 142 46 21
451 Yes, it looks ridiculous. But I'm impressed that you were able to even put it on. 1.4203 0.04502 207 138 51 18
452 Pledging a fraternity? 1.4203 0.04502 207 138 51 18
453 You traded our asteroid-proof shelter for that stupid hat!? 1.4183 0.04737 208 144 41 23
454 Well, it does convey a sense of joie de vivre. 1.4175 0.04515 206 138 50 18
455 Worst...disguise...ever... 1.4175 0.04670 206 141 44 21
456 Great. We've officially entered the Jerkrasic Period. 1.4175 0.04619 206 140 46 20
457 I hope the rest of him had better taste. 1.4175 0.04515 206 138 50 18
458 I traded my MAGA hat. 1.4175 0.04820 206 144 38 24
459 Excuse me, have you seen a little boy around here? 1.4175 0.04670 206 141 44 21
460 Explain it to me one more time HOW did you get it to start spinning 1.4175 0.04515 206 138 50 18
461 I don’t know, some kid in a DeLorean gave it to me. 1.4175 0.04409 206 136 54 16
462 Wait... did you say this look is going extinct, or that we are? 1.4175 0.04463 206 137 52 17
463 It’s cute ... but it’ll never fly! 1.4167 0.04546 204 137 49 18
464 Well, it looks better than your MAGA hat. 1.4167 0.04703 204 140 43 21
465 So we should party like there’s no tomorrow? 1.4167 0.04546 204 137 49 18
466 Off? How'd you get it on 1.4167 0.04546 204 137 49 18
467 No, I still don’t think the pterodactyls are going to accept you, Jim. 1.4158 0.04357 202 132 56 14
468 It makes you look like a Jur-Ass. 1.4150 0.04663 200 136 45 19
469 I say re-gift it. 1.4150 0.04443 200 132 53 15
470 Honestly it's just not the way I expected you to evolve when we met. 1.4150 0.04443 200 132 53 15
471 Somehow this is the least confusing thing I've seen all year 1.4141 0.04586 198 133 48 17
472 So you naturally selected this? 1.4141 0.04473 198 131 52 15
473 Though the asteroid is often blamed, Cretaceous males' astounding lack of sex appeal also may have contributed to the dinosaurs' ultimate extinction. 1.4141 0.04697 198 135 44 19
474 Who did you have to eat to get that one? 1.4141 0.04357 198 129 56 13
475 What meteorite? So you're basically saying that the party is canceled? 1.4141 0.04642 198 134 46 18
476 Well it's better than the toupee. 1.4129 0.04591 201 136 47 18
477 It makes your brain look even smaller. 1.4129 0.04591 201 136 47 18
478 Don't give me a hard time. It's the only thing I have ever won. 1.4129 0.04425 201 133 53 15
479 Silly, yes. But the rest of him was delicious. 1.4129 0.04481 201 134 51 16
480 NO! I am not going to spin it again for you. 1.4129 0.04425 201 133 53 15
481 I don’t really see us having a future together. 1.4129 0.04425 201 133 53 15
482 That will definitely confuse the paleontologists. 1.4129 0.04425 201 133 53 15
483 Cool, now flap your arms. 1.4124 0.04535 194 129 50 15
484 Is it wind, solar or a hybrid? 1.4121 0.04623 199 135 46 18
485 It proclaims to the world that though I'm a fearsome killing machine, I have the endearing heart of a little rascal. 1.4121 0.04732 199 137 42 20
486 Is that the prize that came on top of your kids meal? 1.4121 0.04568 199 137 45 17
487 I got this in the Museum Store of the Last Extinction. It was on the shelf with the MAGA hats. 1.4121 0.04678 199 136 44 19
488 Flying is not as easy as I thought 1.4121 0.04785 199 138 40 21
489 No, I don't think my arms are long enough to reach it either. 1.4121 0.04512 199 133 50 16
490 Oh yeah, no, that hat totally makes your arms look longer. 1.4112 0.04600 197 133 47 17
491 You know that attracts asteroids. 1.4112 0.04820 197 137 39 21
492 I didn't evolve, I matriculated 1.4112 0.04711 197 135 43 19
493 Has Darwin heard about this? 1.4112 0.04600 197 133 47 17
494 Join the Team, we're testing this for the president's new Space Force! 1.4112 0.04711 197 135 43 19
495 This clinging to youth is getting ridiculous. Face it, you're a dinosaur. 1.4112 0.04309 197 128 57 12
496 No, I’m not planning on running for president. Why do you ask? 1.4112 0.04711 197 135 43 19
497 If I could take it off I would. But the arms... 1.4112 0.04656 197 134 45 18
498 Welcome to Juradumbassic Park. 1.4103 0.04963 195 138 34 23
499 If we're going extinct, I'm going out in style. 1.4103 0.04517 195 130 50 15
500 Explain how that hat works better than a mask again... 1.4103 0.04801 195 135 40 20
501 Ever since last night my head won't stop spinning. 1.4093 0.04548 193 129 49 15
502 Yes, Phil, it does make you look younger. 1.4093 0.04489 193 128 51 14
503 Of course you look stupid. 1.4093 0.05054 193 138 31 24
504 I like it, but it will change the narrative. 1.4093 0.04723 193 132 43 18
505 Does this hat make me look herbivorous? 1.4084 0.04640 191 129 46 16
506 Cold blooded, but I can still party. 1.4084 0.04699 191 130 44 17
507 There is a fine line between goofy and whimsical. 1.4084 0.04815 191 132 40 19
508 What part of ‘we’re in the zoo not the circus’ don’t you understand? 1.4084 0.04815 191 132 40 19
509 I’m going for a sort of “not trying to eat you” kinda vibe. 1.4084 0.04815 191 132 40 19
510 Brian, I’m begging you. Please just sign the divorce papers. 1.4084 0.04758 191 131 42 18
511 Yeah, I suppose that it might help you catch prey...if they fall over dead with laughter. 1.4072 0.04588 194 131 47 16
512 I’m gonna be honest Dave, I hope you kept the receipt 1.4072 0.04471 194 129 51 14
513 Evolve or die, Stanley. 1.4053 0.04280 190 123 57 10
514 I feel light-headed 1.4053 0.05001 190 135 33 22
515 I thought it would bring some levity to the current climate. 1.4053 0.04773 190 131 41 18
516 I wouldn't be seen extinct with this on 1.4053 0.04471 190 126 51 13
517 It's the hat, isn't it? It's too much 1.4053 0.04654 190 129 45 16
518 Where on earth did you get that hat? 1.4043 0.04867 188 131 38 19
519 At least it's not a MAGA hat. 1.4043 0.04688 188 128 44 16
520 So that's evolution? 1.4043 0.04565 188 126 48 14
521 I don’t think that counts as evolution 1.4043 0.04808 188 130 40 18
522 Fly like a bird? Never in a million years! 1.4043 0.04808 188 130 40 18
523 Do you really want to be known as “that guy” for the next million years? 1.4043 0.04688 188 128 44 16
524 I know, but it helps me to stay erect. 1.4043 0.04749 188 129 42 17
525 I'm still not attracted to you, no matter how you spin it. 1.4043 0.04627 188 127 46 15
526 And you're sure that if enough of us wear them, the lava will go the other way? 1.4043 0.04503 188 125 50 13
527 I have so many questions about that thing, Louis. For starters, how did you get it up there? 1.4043 0.04439 188 124 52 12
528 Not in a million years! 1.4043 0.04565 188 126 48 14
529 I found this ancient human artifact, and the spinner still works! 1.4043 0.04808 188 130 40 18
530 Looking good, but you're still no pterodactyl. 1.4043 0.04749 188 129 42 17
531 Goop says it can ward off the negative energy that attracts meteors. 1.4043 0.04925 188 132 36 20
532 If that's your best courtship display, we're going extinct 1.4032 0.04784 186 128 41 17
533 I understand that you identify as avian. 1.4022 0.04696 184 125 44 15
534 In all honesty, I think you've just set evolution back 10 million years. 1.4022 0.04758 184 126 42 16
535 I'll grant that it's stylish, but this doesn't make you a pterodactyl. 1.4022 0.04502 184 122 50 12
536 I’m pretty sure pterodactyls have wings. 1.4022 0.04435 184 121 52 11
537 They only had one. 1.4022 0.04820 184 127 40 17
538 YOLO? Com'on, man! Next thing you'll claim is a big rock will come from the sky and wipe us all out 1.4022 0.04632 184 124 46 14
539 Just because it's the end of the world doesn't mean I can't have some fun, Roger. 1.4022 0.04942 184 129 36 19
540 But you don't understand, I'm wearing it ironically. 1.4022 0.04632 184 124 46 14
541 I think it is way off brand. 1.4022 0.04696 184 125 44 15
542 The “Mythical Toyrannosaurus Rex” 1.4022 0.04882 184 128 38 18
543 No, the word is "evolved" not "revolved." 1.4022 0.04632 184 124 46 14
544 Tell me the truth. Does this hat make me look extinct? 1.4022 0.04502 184 122 50 12
545 Just promise you'll take it off before you petrify. 1.4022 0.04696 184 125 44 15
546 How did you even get it up there? 1.4022 0.04632 184 124 46 14
547 I plan to start this bad boy up when the meteors hit. 1.4022 0.04696 184 125 44 15
548 I didn't know what to wear to an exctinction party. 1.4022 0.04632 184 124 46 14
549 Ironic yet Neolithic. 1.4022 0.04632 184 124 46 14
550 2020 made me wear this. 1.4022 0.04632 184 124 46 14
551 I heard Trump saying this hat would prevent COVID19 1.4022 0.05119 184 132 30 22
552 Does it make me look fat ? 1.4022 0.04696 184 125 44 15
553 I think it’s ahead of its time. 1.4011 0.04857 182 126 39 17
554 I’d say southwesterly, maybe 10-15 knots? 1.4011 0.04794 182 125 41 16
555 Dress for the job you want! 1.3989 0.04897 183 128 37 18
556 Each snack comes with a little prize. 1.3989 0.04581 183 123 47 13
557 Well, at least it's better than a MAGA cap! 1.3966 0.05037 179 127 33 19
558 Can't wait to see how the paleontologist explains this 1.3966 0.04846 179 124 39 16
559 Never give up,Freddy. Look at the Wright brothers. 1.3966 0.04648 179 121 45 13
560 It was on sale 1.3966 0.04911 179 125 37 17
561 It's not dumb. It's science. I figure if I can fly, I'll evolve into a bird eventually. 1.3966 0.04715 179 122 43 14
562 Gramps, it's not the Triassic anymore. 1.3966 0.04715 179 122 43 14
563 Wait... Something's different... 1.3966 0.04781 179 123 41 15
564 It's primitive, but I think it has possibilities. 1.3966 0.04370 179 117 53 9
565 THIS is your strategy when the meteor strikes? 1.3966 0.04911 179 125 37 17
566 Sorry dude. I can't reach it either. 1.3966 0.05160 179 129 29 21
567 I know you like it, but I don't think it will ever be in style- not in a million years. 1.3966 0.04715 179 122 43 14
568 So Paul, how are you handling the divorce? 1.3966 0.04781 179 123 41 15
569 I’m just not sure you can be fun AND ferocious. 1.3966 0.04846 179 124 39 16
570 What? They said dress like there’s no tomorrow. 1.3966 0.04846 179 124 39 16
571 Forget it, Carl. Rocks will literally fall out of the sky before that look is EVER cool. 1.3943 0.04577 175 117 47 11
572 Crazy Hat Day was yesterday, Bob 1.3943 0.04577 175 117 47 11
573 I got it from Dan Quayle, who is now considered a dinosaur. 1.3943 0.04856 175 121 39 15
574 What matters is if it makes you FEEL more approachable. 1.3943 0.04718 175 119 43 13
575 The paleontologists will go nuts when they find you with that. 1.3943 0.04718 175 119 43 13
576 But did he taste like a nerd? 1.3943 0.04788 175 120 41 14
577 When the history of our extinction is written, let it NOT be said that we didn't know how to have fun. 1.3943 0.04923 175 122 37 16
578 You know what? It does make your arms look longer. 1.3943 0.04577 175 117 47 11
579 This is supposed to save us from extinction? 1.3943 0.04577 175 117 47 11
580 Three generations of that prank, and we never grow arms long enough to take it off. 1.3943 0.04648 175 118 45 12
581 It'll never catch on, Bernie, not in a million years. Sixty-six million, maybe. 1.3931 0.04825 173 119 40 14
582 If that's the new look we're doomed. 1.3931 0.04755 173 118 42 13
583 I had to. Amazon said there was only one left. 1.3931 0.04755 173 118 42 13
584 No, it looks great! I'm just trying to figure out how you managed to put it on. 1.3931 0.04611 173 116 46 11
585 It doesn’t scream “carnivore.” 1.3931 0.04825 173 119 40 14
586 Going to a Trump rally? 1.3931 0.05161 173 124 30 19
587 Dino soar. 1.3931 0.05096 173 123 32 18
588 To be honest, it makes your arms look short. 1.3931 0.04611 173 116 46 11
589 You're going to make one hell of a controversial fossil. 1.3931 0.05030 173 122 34 17
590 Did he taste funny? 1.3931 0.04611 173 116 46 11
591 Yeah, I hate it too, but I can't get it off 1.3931 0.04894 173 120 38 15
592 That's so pleistocene. 1.3931 0.04825 173 119 40 14
593 I know, I know. But my arms don't reach. 1.3931 0.05030 173 122 34 17
594 It was the only part of him that was indigestible. 1.3931 0.05096 173 123 32 18
595 I'm trying to decide whether to ask why you're wearing that, or how you got it on. 1.3931 0.04962 173 121 36 16
596 Look, we only have a few million years left as the dominant species on the planet. Can we just get through this without embarrassing ourselves? 1.3931 0.04538 173 115 48 10
597 Our ancestors used to fly. 1.3931 0.05161 173 124 30 19
598 This so-called "boy from the future"...why did you eat him? 1.3931 0.04894 173 120 38 15
599 They’re gonna know you ate him” 1.3931 0.04825 173 119 40 14
600 Not even if you were the last dinosaur on Earth. 1.3931 0.04755 173 118 42 13
601 And you wonder why we are going extinct. 1.3931 0.04684 173 117 44 12
602 I survived for 80 million years and all I got was this hat. 1.3931 0.04755 173 118 42 13
603 I know, I know! Don't you think I'm trying to get it off?! 1.3931 0.05096 173 123 32 18
604 Very funny, now get it off me 1.3931 0.04894 173 120 38 15
605 And you really think, eventually you'll evolve into a bird? 1.3918 0.05003 171 120 35 16
606 Playing a prank on the paleontologists?" 1.3918 0.04863 171 118 39 14
607 What's your estimated time of departure? 1.3918 0.04792 171 117 41 13
608 It'll never catch on in a million years. 1.3918 0.04646 171 115 45 11
609 My teeth may be small, but your hat is stupid. 1.3918 0.04933 171 119 37 15
610 I'm evolving and you're not. 1.3918 0.05071 171 121 33 17
611 Dude, that will NEVER go out of style. 1.3918 0.04719 171 116 43 12
612 And I've become vegan! What's happening to me? 1.3918 0.04863 171 118 39 14
613 Who did you eat to get that stupid hat? 1.3918 0.04719 171 116 43 12
614 What’s it going to take for you to grow up? Extinction? 1.3918 0.05003 171 120 35 16
615 I told you he would taste bad. But on the upside you got that cool hat. 1.3918 0.04340 171 111 53 7
616 Note to self: never, EVER fall asleep at a raptor party. 1.3918 0.04863 171 118 39 14
617 He said good news, bad news. Good news: the hat propeller spins. Bad news: won't have long to enjoy it. Whatever that means. 1.3908 0.04733 174 119 42 13
618 It might be cool today, but how cool will it be in a museum a hundred million years from now? 1.3908 0.04871 174 121 38 15
619 Hey Frank, what’s the rush? Evolution takes time. You’ll get your wings eventually. 1.3908 0.04662 174 118 44 12
620 Although slightly adolescent, it’s timeless, playful, and adds a certain panache. 1.3882 0.04660 170 115 44 11
621 Wow! You just invented color. 1.3882 0.05156 170 122 30 18
622 At least no one will be around to see it. 1.3882 0.04878 170 118 38 14
623 It definitely makes you look younger. 1.3882 0.04660 170 115 44 11
624 Forget it moving—how'd you even put it on? 1.3882 0.04807 170 117 40 13
625 It's no use, we'll never be cute. 1.3882 0.04734 170 116 42 12
626 The box said, “drone-like capabilities.” 1.3882 0.04878 170 118 38 14
627 We’re supposed to evolve, not revolve. 1.3882 0.04807 170 117 40 13
628 No, it does not make you seem more approachable 1.3882 0.04660 170 115 44 11
629 Does this hat make my arms look short? 1.3882 0.04949 170 119 36 15
630 Rex, as your agent, I think something with a bit more...let’s say, ‘gravitas’ would be better. 1.3882 0.05156 170 122 30 18
631 No, I'd keep it. I'm sure it'll come back into fashion. 1.3882 0.04878 170 118 38 14
632 It's fascinating, but it doesn't make me want to have kids with you. 1.3882 0.04734 170 116 42 12
633 And then to top it all off the pterodactyls wouldn’t stop laughing! 1.3882 0.04878 170 118 38 14
634 Larry, we talked about this 1.3882 0.04949 170 119 36 15
635 You’re right, maybe they will be laughing so hard that they forget to run away. But is it worth looking like that just for an easy meal? 1.3882 0.04734 170 116 42 12
636 No, it doesn't make your arms look less short. 1.3879 0.04755 165 112 42 11
637 Our evolutionary path is feathers, not propellers. 1.3869 0.05061 168 119 33 16
638 You’re so impatient! We’ll be flying in another million years, give or take. 1.3869 0.04771 168 115 41 12
639 The dream of flight has to start somewhere. 1.3869 0.04771 168 115 41 12
640 It was the beanie with the propeller or an opposable thumb. I’m betting on flying dinosaurs. 1.3869 0.04462 168 111 49 8
641 I thought those things had died out long ago! 1.3869 0.04619 168 113 45 10
642 Taking off for a few days? 1.3869 0.04695 168 114 43 11
643 So you can wear a hat but not hug your mother? 1.3855 0.05103 166 118 32 16
644 Without a chinstrap it just looks stupid. 1.3855 0.04958 166 116 36 14
645 Take that off! I hear that those things cause cancer. 1.3855 0.04958 166 116 36 14
646 I mean, it's funny in a 'we could all die tomorrow so let's make the most of it' kind of way... 1.3855 0.04884 166 115 38 13
647 My turn 1.3855 0.05103 166 118 32 16
648 Your fossil will prove you were the first nerd. 1.3855 0.05103 166 118 32 16
649 Martha..yes ..helicopter parenting will work ..trust me. 1.3855 0.05031 166 117 34 15
650 'It's a device for time travel. It has already gotten me into something called the New Yorker Caption Contest." 1.3855 0.04732 166 113 42 11
651 Sure it will ward off the effects of the global warming? 1.3855 0.04808 166 114 40 12
652 It lacks the necessary gravitas. 1.3855 0.04958 166 116 36 14
653 Yes, it does make you look younger! 1.3855 0.04575 166 111 46 9
654 Oh no, Billy, I think you're devolving. 1.3855 0.05031 166 117 34 15
655 Are you sure it’s ‘survival of the frivolous?’ 1.3855 0.05103 166 118 32 16
656 Your sure this is the first step in our evolutionary process? 1.3855 0.04884 166 115 38 13
657 And they said only pterodactyls could fly. 1.3855 0.05031 166 117 34 15
658 You look like you just came from a prop comic's bar mitzvah. 1.3855 0.04654 166 112 44 10
659 People will still think you're bald. 1.3855 0.05031 166 117 34 15
660 You are dating yourself. This is So mesozoic 1.3855 0.05174 166 119 30 17
661 Face it Jeff, you’re never going to dino-soar. 1.3855 0.04808 166 114 40 12
662 If I bend down can you give it a spin? It's my arms again. 1.3855 0.04958 166 116 36 14
663 She broke up with me because apparently I’m ‘too whimsical’ for her. 1.3855 0.04808 166 114 40 12
664 I'm sorry, Rex. I'm looking for someone more evolved. 1.3841 0.04847 164 113 39 12
665 No, it is not a gay, weirdo yarmulke. Your next guess. 1.3841 0.04609 164 110 45 9
666 Well first of all - remember that our species is color-blind. 1.3841 0.04609 164 110 45 9
667 It's so "Eat Prey Love" 1.3841 0.05146 164 117 31 16
668 At least I’m trying to evolve. 1.3841 0.04769 164 112 41 11
669 I’m told it’s the next thing in evolution. 1.3841 0.04999 164 115 35 14
670 In 65 million years I want them to know I was a wacky guy. 1.3841 0.05219 164 118 29 17
671 No question ... that takes care of the bald spot problem. 1.3841 0.04999 164 115 35 14
672 Your fashion choices are going to be the end of us. 1.3841 0.05073 164 116 33 15
673 Keep it. It will definitely come back in style some day. 1.3841 0.04444 164 108 49 7
674 How did you even get it on your head? 1.3841 0.04690 164 111 43 10
675 That just screams extinction. 1.3841 0.04609 164 110 45 9
676 So a mammal gave it to you, in exchange for some eggs? 1.3841 0.04999 164 115 35 14
677 Even the triceratops are laughing at you. 1.3841 0.04769 164 112 41 11
678 I’m your friend, so I can say this– you’re acting like a pterodactyl. 1.3827 0.04562 162 108 46 8
679 It's called 'flair.' 1.3827 0.04886 162 112 38 12
680 You can’t rush evolution to birds. 1.3827 0.05041 162 114 34 14
681 The goal is to look prehistoric, not preposterous. 1.3827 0.05264 162 117 28 17
682 They crowned me King T-Rex, but they said don't look in the mirror 'til I got home. 1.3827 0.05041 162 114 34 14
683 Go ahead and laugh, but it was my ticket out of Jurassic Park. 1.3827 0.04886 162 112 38 12
684 It'll never work. The wingspan to body mass ratio is way too low. 1.3827 0.04886 162 112 38 12
685 Sure, that hat definitely makes you less threatening. 1.3827 0.04727 162 110 42 10
686 Don't be silly; dinosaurs will never fly. 1.3827 0.04727 162 110 42 10
687 I know it looks stupid, but this is pledge week. 1.3827 0.04727 162 110 42 10
688 I was hoping that it would distract from our impending doom. 1.3827 0.04727 162 110 42 10
689 The guy that sold it to me said it would last me through the Cretaceous period. 1.3827 0.05041 162 114 34 14
690 As they say Bill...you are what you eat 1.3827 0.05041 162 114 34 14
691 ...you're telling me THAT'S what you purchased with your pandemic stimulus check?!?! 1.3827 0.04886 162 112 38 12
692 I wish my meal had come with a hat! 1.3827 0.04807 162 111 40 11
693 For the fossil record, let’s do one serious and one silly. 1.3813 0.05310 160 116 27 17
694 Honestly it kind of makes your arms look short. 1.3813 0.05160 160 114 31 15
695 And historians wonder why we went extinct 1.3813 0.04681 160 108 43 9
696 Helicopteryx 1.3813 0.04846 160 110 39 11
697 No, I still notice your short arms. 1.3813 0.04764 160 109 41 10
698 They'll know you ate him.. 1.3813 0.04846 160 110 39 11
699 ... but now I can't take it off. 1.3813 0.04926 160 111 37 12
700 'Well if I'd known what a hat was maybe I would have noticed it." 1.3813 0.05006 160 112 35 13
701 Is this your way of coming out? 1.3813 0.05236 160 115 29 16
702 Yes, Donald, it screams 'apex predator,' sure. 1.3813 0.05236 160 115 29 16
703 Good news. No one’s invented mirrors yet. 1.3813 0.05160 160 114 31 15
704 Dude,you would be better off flapping those arms! 1.3813 0.05084 160 113 33 14
705 You can wear whatever you want, I'm just saying you might look back in a few hundred million years and regret getting fossilized with that thing on. Remember your feather phase? 1.3813 0.05084 160 113 33 14
706 If evolution means the survival of the silly, you win. 1.3813 0.05084 160 113 33 14
707 It makes me more approachable. 1.3813 0.05160 160 114 31 15
708 What are you coming as to Barney's costume party?" "A drone. 1.3813 0.04926 160 111 37 12
709 It does bring out your eyes. 1.3813 0.04764 160 109 41 10
710 You ATE the Clown? 1.3813 0.05084 160 113 33 14
711 Sometimes Earl, I swear your brain is the size of a walnut. 1.3813 0.04926 160 111 37 12
712 Well, it's a good disguise, but I wouldn't call it a great disguise. 1.3813 0.04681 160 108 43 9
713 Two dinosaurs. One presidential debate. 1.3813 0.04926 160 111 37 12
714 So you're delivering for Amazon? 1.3813 0.05006 160 112 35 13
715 It's nice! Really! Waaay better than the... red one 1.3813 0.05084 160 113 33 14
716 Your arms do look longer. 1.3789 0.04401 161 106 49 6
717 I wouldn’t be seen fossilized in that! 1.3789 0.04980 161 113 35 13
718 They ran out of masks 1.3789 0.04980 161 113 35 13
719 I traded it for my accordion. 1.3782 0.04842 156 107 39 10
720 Well, it *does* make you look taller... 1.3782 0.04927 156 108 37 11
721 Can I give it a whirl? 1.3782 0.04927 156 108 37 11
722 It doesn't make you look younger. You're prehistoric. 1.3782 0.04578 156 104 45 7
723 Um...I guess this is where we say ‘see ya later allegator’? 1.3782 0.05092 156 110 33 13
724 Iam trying to make America fun again 1.3782 0.05092 156 110 33 13
725 Maybe Dad can tell us apart now. 1.3782 0.04756 156 106 41 9
726 I’m going for the non-threatening, funny guy look. 1.3782 0.05092 156 110 33 13
727 I was accepted at MIT 1.3782 0.04842 156 107 39 10
728 The Triassic period called. They want their hat back. 1.3782 0.04927 156 108 37 11
729 Maybe if you got a running start? 1.3782 0.04668 156 105 43 8
730 As if we need to feel more threatened. 1.3782 0.05010 156 109 35 12
731 So how are you going to take it off your head? 1.3782 0.04842 156 107 39 10
732 Sorry buddy, I don't think that will help when the comet comes. 1.3782 0.04842 156 107 39 10
733 Yes dad, you are a helicopter parent!" 1.3782 0.05172 156 111 31 14
734 Nope. Your snout still looks big. 1.3782 0.05010 156 109 35 12
735 This is totally a better look than the crocs. 1.3782 0.05010 156 109 35 12
736 Nice prank, now help me take this hat off 1.3782 0.04756 156 106 41 9
737 What propels you to wear that? 1.3758 0.05145 157 112 31 14
738 We're heading to extinction, and you're partying like it's 1999. 1.3758 0.05145 157 112 31 14
739 My money’s still on the pterodactyl. 1.3758 0.04731 157 107 41 9
740 I know where you've been. 1.3758 0.04901 157 109 37 11
741 Is it any wonder we're going extinct? 1.3758 0.04901 157 109 37 11
742 It looks good, but not preserved-for-millennia-in-amber good. 1.3758 0.04901 157 109 37 11
743 I wouldn’t be caught extinct in that thing. 1.3758 0.04731 157 107 41 9
744 It doesn’t make your arms look short. They are short. 1.3758 0.04901 157 109 37 11
745 It's not a bad fashion choice. Let's see if it takes off. 1.3758 0.04817 157 108 39 10
746 If natural selection goes for this, I totally give up. 1.3758 0.04644 157 106 43 8
747 Its just a prototype, the real one uses fossil fuel. 1.3758 0.04901 157 109 37 11
748 The Whitehouse is now saying that these are as good —or better — than masks. 1.3758 0.05527 157 117 21 19
749 Don’t worry! We’ll get rid of it in post. 1.3758 0.04984 157 110 35 12
750 I want a divorce Bob. 1.3742 0.05026 155 109 34 12
751 Counterclockwise means we are in the Northern Hemisphere, pal 1.3727 0.04892 161 113 36 12
752 Ugh, no wonder we're extinct. 1.3727 0.04648 161 110 42 9
753 I want to be a pterodactyl! 1.3727 0.04812 161 112 38 11
754 Please don’t tell me you’re going to put a “make the swamp great again” logo on it. 1.3727 0.05048 161 115 32 14
755 You're a raptor, not a 'copter! 1.3727 0.05048 161 115 32 14
756 It's a good look, but your brain is still the size of a walnut. 1.3727 0.04300 161 106 50 5
757 It's cool, but I still won't mate with you. 1.3727 0.05124 161 116 30 15
758 Beaniesaurus 1.3727 0.05048 161 115 32 14
759 You back on the Atkids diet? 1.3727 0.05048 161 115 32 14
760 You have to wear it. You're a sophomaurus. 1.3727 0.04812 161 112 38 11
761 In my dream it said,"Party like it's 1999!" Whatever that means. 1.3727 0.04563 161 109 44 8
762 Lose the A.D. hipster look. You're B.C. like the rest of us. 1.3727 0.05048 161 115 32 14
763 I don't think you are quite understanding the meaning of "Jurassic Park" 1.3727 0.04970 161 114 34 13
764 Are you joining a circus or going into politics. 1.3727 0.05124 161 116 30 15
765 That's your mating plumage? No wonder we're going extinct. 1.3727 0.05124 161 116 30 15
766 Before I tell you, can I ask a question: how did you manage to put it on? 1.3727 0.04892 161 113 36 12
767 Son, if they laugh at you, they're not your friends. 1.3727 0.04812 161 112 38 11
768 No, 'retro' is not the word I would use. 1.3727 0.04812 161 112 38 11
769 It's called a panic alert beanie. It goes off whenever it's still 2020. 1.3727 0.05048 161 115 32 14
770 I know I look ridiculous-I just can't reach my head to take it off. 1.3727 0.05048 161 115 32 14
771 I'm worried that there might be something to tie us into the disappearance of that little kid. 1.3727 0.04970 161 114 34 13
772 I needed something to propel my life in the right direction 1.3727 0.04970 161 114 34 13
773 I’m just gonna say it ... drinking and online shopping is not a good idea. 1.3727 0.05048 161 115 32 14
774 I didn’t know you were Jewish . 1.3725 0.05069 153 108 33 12
775 No one would believe it in a million years. 1.3725 0.04897 153 106 37 10
776 Blow on it. 1.3725 0.04897 153 106 37 10
777 Okay, but if you want to seem 'harmless,' smile a little less. 1.3725 0.04897 153 106 37 10
778 Terry Dactyl?! You haven’t changed a bit since you were a kid. 1.3725 0.05069 153 108 33 12
779 You sure that's how you want to be remembered? 1.3725 0.04984 153 107 35 11
780 I can see that being a helicopter parent is not a new thing. 1.3725 0.04808 153 105 39 9
781 Seriously, Ted? This is your plan to avoid extinction? 1.3725 0.04897 153 106 37 10
782 But how did you get it on your head? 1.3725 0.04984 153 107 35 11
783 I have to say, it makes you look 10 years younger. 1.3725 0.04718 153 104 41 8
784 What do you think? Grow wings? OR, get bigger blades? 1.3725 0.04897 153 106 37 10
785 You'll be the first one of us to die of embarrassment. 1.3725 0.04808 153 105 39 9
786 Are you sure you don't remember anything from the abduction? 1.3725 0.04808 153 105 39 9
787 Look; eating them is one thing, but wearing them? 1.3725 0.04808 153 105 39 9
788 What? I naturally selected this. 1.3725 0.04718 153 104 41 8
789 When you said,"Let's give it a whirl," I thought you had something more romantic in mind. 1.3721 0.04885 172 123 34 15
790 It gives you a certain je ne sais quoi. 1.3709 0.05284 151 109 28 14
791 You realize you're subjecting all of us to ridicule, right? 1.3709 0.04938 151 105 36 10
792 Don’t laugh—it covers up my bald spot. 1.3709 0.04848 151 104 38 9
793 It’s a disguise. 1.3709 0.05284 151 109 28 14
794 Supposedly, it keeps the asteroids away 1.3709 0.04469 151 100 46 5
795 The next time you eat a human could you pick a better dresser? 1.3709 0.05367 151 110 26 15
796 How did you manage to get that on your head? 1.3709 0.05199 151 108 30 13
797 Was it delicious? 1.3709 0.05284 151 109 28 14
798 I liked you better in a fedora, and that's saying something! 1.3709 0.04662 151 102 42 7
799 Face it, Fred. A thinking cap is pointless when your brain is the size of a peanut. 1.3709 0.05284 151 109 28 14
800 My arms are too short. Can you get this off my head? 1.3709 0.05114 151 107 32 12
801 I hear those attract meteors. 1.3709 0.05199 151 108 30 13
802 I wouldn’t be caught dead wearing a hat like that. 1.3709 0.04756 151 103 40 8
803 Well, neither one of us can reach it. Not sure who has it worse, though. I'm stuck looking at you!" 1.3709 0.05114 151 107 32 12
804 I know you want your fossils to look ‘fun,’ I’m just saying I’d go with a beret. 1.3709 0.05114 151 107 32 12
805 The polls may say otherwise, but I think it definitely helps humanize you. 1.3709 0.04756 151 103 40 8
806 I don’t know,Rex, what it lacks in ferociousness, is definitely made up for by its whimsical appeal. 1.3704 0.04867 162 114 36 12
807 I want one too... and with those words our long decline begins. 1.3691 0.05071 149 105 33 11
808 That's what you're wearing to the meteor viewing party? 1.3691 0.05071 149 105 33 11
809 It’s supposed to cover your nose too. 1.3691 0.05246 149 107 29 13
810 When are you going to start acting your age? You're not 3,754,232 years old anymore. 1.3691 0.05159 149 106 31 12
811 First of all, how did you even get that onto your head? 1.3691 0.04795 149 102 39 8
812 I don't think so. 1.3691 0.05246 149 107 29 13
813 The tragedy is that won't go extinct. 1.3691 0.04888 149 103 37 9
814 Wow, Larry. You took the whole “fight or flight” idea way too literally. 1.3691 0.05071 149 105 33 11
815 So, do you believe that Trump won? 1.3691 0.05246 149 107 29 13
816 I'm sorry, Terry, but you have to accept you are NOT a pterodactyl. 1.3691 0.05246 149 107 29 13
817 Keeps me cool during climate change 1.3691 0.04795 149 102 39 8
818 You still look fifty. 1.3691 0.04795 149 102 39 8
819 Cereal box, schmereal box! You've been back to the playground, haven't you? 1.3691 0.05332 149 108 27 14
820 Why do I feel that your fashion sense hints at our species impending demise? 1.3691 0.04888 149 103 37 9
821 ... and you wonder why I think of you as a helicopter parent..” 1.3691 0.05071 149 105 33 11
822 Way too early dad... save it for the Pejorative Period! 1.3691 0.05071 149 105 33 11
823 No, not fat. 1.3691 0.05246 149 107 29 13
824 How'd you make it spin? 1.3691 0.05332 149 108 27 14
825 I see you’ve passed your diversity and inclusion training with flying colors. 1.3691 0.05332 149 108 27 14
826 Not in a hundred forty-five million years. 1.3691 0.04795 149 102 39 8
827 I'm sure his parents will find it to be a very fitting tribute. 1.3691 0.05332 149 108 27 14
828 Sorry,I got the last one 1.3691 0.05071 149 105 33 11
829 I think it's great, just a bit before its time. 1.3691 0.04980 149 104 35 10
830 You look so - New Age. 1.3691 0.04795 149 102 39 8
831 Nah, don't worry. You'll fit right in at the Republican Convention". 1.3691 0.05159 149 106 31 12
832 I wanted to keep the paleontologists on their toes 1.3691 0.05071 149 105 33 11
833 I want to evolve. 1.3691 0.04980 149 104 35 10
834 My name is Trump and I am the King. 1.3691 0.05246 149 107 29 13
835 I guess you have been to Trump Land. 1.3691 0.05332 149 108 27 14
836 That's one bad hat, Harry. 1.3691 0.05332 149 108 27 14
837 It really brings out the tininess of your brain. 1.3691 0.04888 149 103 37 9
838 That hasn't been invented yet, you know... 1.3691 0.05246 149 107 29 13
839 Sure, it was fun at first, but now I’m just wondering how I’m going to get it off. 1.3691 0.05071 149 105 33 11
840 That will never get you off the ground 1.3691 0.05159 149 106 31 12
841 This should speed up our evolution into birds. 1.3691 0.05159 149 106 31 12
842 Sometimes you drive me to extinction! 1.3691 0.04888 149 103 37 9
843 Who do you think you are going to terrorize with this? 1.3691 0.04888 149 103 37 9
844 It's adaptations like these that will really propel us into the future. 1.3691 0.05159 149 106 31 12
845 I think you've taken the 'pale' out of paleontology. 1.3691 0.05071 149 105 33 11
846 Does this hat make me look like a Republican? 1.3691 0.05500 149 110 23 16
847 Fossil fuel ain’t my thing anymore, I’m all about green energy now 1.3691 0.05159 149 106 31 12
848 Emperor Donald, your clothes are beautiful!!! 1.3691 0.05246 149 107 29 13
849 Funny, there's something wrong with this mirror.. 1.3691 0.05071 149 105 33 11
850 Helicrocter? 1.3691 0.05071 149 105 33 11
851 You’re overcompensating for your hands. 1.3691 0.05246 149 107 29 13
852 Well, I’ll say this—It’s an upgrade from the MAGA hat. 1.3691 0.05246 149 107 29 13
853 That looks pterrible." 1.3673 0.05295 147 106 28 13
854 You can't expect to rule the earth for 175 million years looking like that. 1.3673 0.05206 147 105 30 12
855 Nice try, but I think it's an evolutionary dead end. 1.3673 0.04930 147 102 36 9
856 Do you really think those kind of hats are going to take off? 1.3673 0.04835 147 101 38 8
857 Yeah...sure...it makes your arms look longer... 1.3673 0.05024 147 103 34 10
858 That is how Wilbur and Orville got started so stop laughing. 1.3673 0.05206 147 105 30 12
859 They say that this might be the last Met Gala until the Bronze Age. 1.3673 0.05382 147 107 26 14
860 No one told me it was hat day. 1.3673 0.04835 147 101 38 8
861 How retro. 1.3673 0.04737 147 100 40 7
862 I’m a little worried Carl, the kid tasted a little funny. 1.3673 0.05295 147 106 28 13
863 Get rid of the cap. They'll know it was you. 1.3673 0.05206 147 105 30 12
864 You want that on your skeleton at a museum? 1.3673 0.05024 147 103 34 10
865 Jesus, Gary, that's the sort of hat that can wipe an entire species off the face of the Earth. 1.3673 0.05116 147 104 32 11
866 Dude that is so Jurassic period. 1.3673 0.05024 147 103 34 10
867 Yeah it looks cool now but are going to want that on your head when they are digging us up a million years from now. 1.3673 0.05116 147 104 32 11
868 I don't know..It's been there ever since that monolith appeared." 1.3673 0.05382 147 107 26 14
869 Are you a freshman or did you eat a fresh man? 1.3673 0.05382 147 107 26 14
870 It will set me apart from the other candidates. 1.3673 0.04930 147 102 36 9
871 That look is soooo Yesterzoic. 1.3673 0.05382 147 107 26 14
872 It DOES make you look less old-fossilish 1.3673 0.05024 147 103 34 10
873 Yeah, I suppose it does make you look a few thousand years younger. 1.3673 0.05206 147 105 30 12
874 I have seen the future, and it does not work. 1.3673 0.04737 147 100 40 7
875 You voted Biden, didn't you. 1.3673 0.05206 147 105 30 12
876 Sure Google has great perks, but you’re clearly just a diversity hire. 1.3673 0.05116 147 104 32 11
877 Just tell me you didn't eat Beany! 1.3673 0.05024 147 103 34 10
878 Lose the beanie. That's so BC. 1.3673 0.05024 147 103 34 10
879 I know you are scared, son, but don't worry—after that asteroid lands, we will go get some ice cream. 1.3673 0.04638 147 99 42 6
880 It’s a head of its time. 1.3673 0.04930 147 102 36 9
881 Laugh now, but you'll be jealous when a meteor hits Earth and I'll just be soaring through the air while you're stuck down here. 1.3673 0.05206 147 105 30 12
882 If we weren't still here, Milton, I'd tell you that those fruity caps went out with the dinosaurs. 1.3673 0.05382 147 107 26 14
883 But if you're doing souvenir shop quality control, who's on volcano watch? 1.3673 0.05295 147 106 28 13
884 Confidence means takings risks. 1.3673 0.05024 147 103 34 10
885 Well one of has to change 1.3673 0.04737 147 100 40 7
886 It’s called FASHION, Kyle, look it up! 1.3673 0.04930 147 102 36 9
887 That's no protection from an asteroid. 1.3673 0.05206 147 105 30 12
888 Good luck taking it off 1.3667 0.04862 150 104 37 9
889 I can’t reach it! 1.3667 0.05043 150 106 33 11
890 They ran out of pride flags, so I got a rainbow propeller beanie. 1.3667 0.05302 150 109 27 14
891 I just got my pilot license 1.3667 0.05217 150 108 29 13
892 You know, life is more than kill and eat, kill and eat. 1.3667 0.04953 150 105 35 10
893 Have you been eating the pre-schoolers again? 1.3667 0.05217 150 108 29 13
894 I want to take it off, but my arms are too short. 1.3667 0.04769 150 103 39 8
895 I hope you kept the receipt 1.3649 0.04903 148 103 36 9
896 I think you need to take the asteroid more seriously. 1.3636 0.04712 143 97 40 6
897 I see it's pledge week. 1.3636 0.05113 143 101 32 10
898 I traveled 65 million years into the future and all I got was this stupid hat. 1.3636 0.04816 143 98 38 7
899 ...not survival of the fittest, but of those who adapt! 1.3636 0.04917 143 99 36 8
900 I think the wrong one of us is headed for extinction. 1.3636 0.05209 143 102 30 11
901 Dude, that's totally evidence of intelligent design. There's no way something like that just evolves 1.3636 0.04917 143 99 36 8
902 I really can't put a positive spin on this look. 1.3636 0.05302 143 103 28 12
903 If God had wanted us to fly he'd have made us Pterodactyls. 1.3636 0.04816 143 98 38 7
904 I got a job at Google. 1.3636 0.05209 143 102 30 11
905 Well nice, but it’l kill birds and give you a bad dose of cancer. 1.3636 0.05113 143 101 32 10
906 Just eat a kid and I get a free hat? Awesome! 1.3636 0.05209 143 102 30 11
907 Wait... YOU got a job at Google"? 1.3636 0.05394 143 104 26 13
908 But they’ll still notice you never reach for the bill. 1.3636 0.05113 143 101 32 10
909 Ok, from now on you'll be a heliodactyl. 1.3636 0.05113 143 101 32 10
910 Going through rush is hell, I tell you. 1.3636 0.05302 143 103 28 12
911 Call me a dinosaur, but I love pledge week. 1.3636 0.04917 143 99 36 8
912 I said, “Evolve,” not revolve, “or die.” 1.3636 0.05113 143 101 32 10
913 Well, it's no wonder you're still single with a mating display like that. 1.3636 0.05485 143 105 24 14
914 Maybe that's why you're so light headed 1.3636 0.04816 143 98 38 7
915 I don’t know who you’re dressing up for. We never go anywhere these days. 1.3636 0.05209 143 102 30 11
916 But is it as effective as a mask? 1.3636 0.05302 143 105 25 13
917 I love how your style is evolving 1.3636 0.05016 143 100 34 9
918 It was this or a MAGA hat 1.3636 0.05016 143 100 34 9
919 You sure it doesn’t make my arms look small? 1.3636 0.05302 143 103 28 12
920 They had free cake. Don't look at me like that. 1.3636 0.05016 143 100 34 9
921 They’re calling it an evolutionary paradigm shift, but I think it’s just a propeller beanie. 1.3614 0.04920 166 120 32 14
922 If we're going extinct then I'm goin in style. 1.3597 0.04898 139 96 36 7
923 You're gonna need more than that to keep the meteor away. 1.3597 0.05106 139 98 32 9
924 Is that a mutation? 1.3597 0.05003 139 97 34 8
925 So you're going as a pterodactyl after all? 1.3597 0.05003 139 97 34 8
926 Where's the rest of him? 1.3597 0.05106 139 98 32 9
927 Does this make my brain look big? 1.3597 0.05003 139 97 34 8
928 This isn't how I envisioned our descendants flying. 1.3597 0.04898 139 96 36 7
929 Don't get me wrong, I love your new hat. But it seems like a weird choice given that you can't reach up high enough to give it a spin. Or take it off. 1.3597 0.05306 139 100 28 11
930 No, I don't think the hat makes your arms look short. 1.3597 0.05207 139 99 30 10
931 Well...,,,yes,it does make you look taller,but.... 1.3597 0.05106 139 98 32 9
932 Have the pterodactyls been pranking you again? 1.3597 0.05003 139 97 34 8
933 Get with the times! Those hats are SO Mesozoic era. 1.3597 0.05306 139 100 28 11
934 Did you eat Cecil? 1.3597 0.05306 139 100 28 11
935 I wanted to be a bird. 1.3597 0.05404 139 101 26 12
936 I lost the bet. 1.3597 0.05003 139 97 34 8
937 I’m pledging for Tyrannosaurus Rex. 1.3597 0.05106 139 98 32 9
938 If you want to fly like a bird, you'll have to evolve. 1.3597 0.05003 139 97 34 8
939 The creature who made it actually claims that one day he’ll be the dominant species! 1.3597 0.05106 139 98 32 9
940 What do you think? Does it make my arms look longer? 1.3597 0.04790 139 95 38 6
941 I heard the meteors won't be any worse than the normal flu. 1.3597 0.05499 139 102 24 13
942 I thought it would make me look more approachable. 1.3597 0.04790 139 95 38 6
943 Trump says it'll keep the virus away better than a mask. 1.3597 0.05404 139 101 26 12
944 You've been hanging out with Larson again haven't you? 1.3597 0.05306 139 100 28 11
945 It was this or the decoder ring. 1.3597 0.05306 139 100 28 11
946 You’ve been had, buddy. All I see is black & white. 1.3597 0.04898 139 96 36 7
947 WELL I LIKE IT, CARL!! 1.3597 0.05207 139 99 30 10
948 Dorky hats are usually a sign that your species is circling the drain. 1.3592 0.05031 142 100 33 9
949 Do you want my opinion or do you want me to tell you I like it? 1.3592 0.04931 142 99 35 8
950 It's great, but how do you plan on starting the propeller? 1.3592 0.05031 142 100 33 9
951 No, that's revolving, not evolving. 1.3592 0.04931 142 99 35 8
952 Protection from what?! 1.3592 0.05130 142 101 31 10
953 Before I had him for breakfast, he said it was his lucky hat” 1.3592 0.05595 142 106 21 15
954 Is that your contribution to Space Force, climate change or an ironic fashion statement? 1.3592 0.05414 142 104 25 13
955 If you made it yourself, why do I smell nerd on your breath? 1.3592 0.04931 142 99 35 8
956 Whaddya mean "what else does it do"? It brings me joy. Isn't that enough? 1.3592 0.05031 142 100 33 9
957 The sign said it would bring hours of fun in these stressful times... 1.3592 0.05031 142 100 33 9
958 It’s a meteor detector. 1.3592 0.05130 142 101 31 10
959 Lost another bet with the triceratops, huh? 1.3592 0.05321 142 103 27 12
960 I don't care if it does make you look smarter, we're still going to become extinct. 1.3592 0.04931 142 99 35 8
961 It's cute, but does it say "Predator"? 1.3592 0.05321 142 103 27 12
962 It’s official. You’re a dinosaur nerd. 1.3592 0.05321 142 103 27 12
963 I feel I need to demonstrate my fun-loving, silly side. 1.3592 0.05321 142 103 27 12
964 It's a bit too fashion forward." 1.3592 0.04931 142 99 35 8
965 They still make freshmen wear those? I thought that ended in the Jurassic 1.3592 0.04931 142 99 35 8
966 It'll never catch on, not even in 65 million years. 1.3592 0.05130 142 101 31 10
967 Do you ever get the feeling, things are just spinning around in your head? 1.3592 0.05130 142 101 31 10
968 I know it’s stupid but I needed something uplifting. 1.3592 0.05130 142 101 31 10
969 I think you're on to something, Barney, but can you sing and dance? 1.3592 0.05226 142 102 29 11
970 How’d you get it up there? 1.3592 0.05321 142 103 27 12
971 You can not fly with those stubby little arms, copter beanie or no copter beanie. 1.3592 0.05226 142 102 29 11
972 It's a souvenir from Jurassic Park. 1.3592 0.05321 142 103 27 12
973 Terrific fashion sense, Bryce. But, way ahead of your time. 1.3592 0.05226 142 102 29 11
974 If I blow, will you rise? 1.3592 0.05130 142 101 31 10
975 It doesn't matter how I got it on. Are you going to help me get it off or not? 1.3592 0.04724 142 97 39 6
976 Oh?! This old thing? 1.3592 0.04931 142 99 35 8
977 You're telling me they're giving out presidential pardons too? 1.3592 0.05321 142 103 27 12
978 It helps with social distancing. 1.3592 0.05321 142 103 27 12
979 Harry, have you been time traveling again? 1.3592 0.04931 142 99 35 8
980 It's OK, son. They just talk about draining the swamp. 1.3592 0.05031 142 100 33 9
981 Six boxtops plus how much? 1.3592 0.04617 142 96 41 5
982 Did it taste like chicken? 1.3592 0.04829 142 98 37 7
983 Uh, you're a raptor, not copter. 1.3592 0.05130 142 101 31 10
984 Girls know what you're compensating for. 1.3592 0.04724 142 97 39 6
985 No, we’re not going to Jurassic Park! 1.3592 0.05226 142 102 29 11
986 You totally look more Jurassic than Triassic. 1.3592 0.05130 142 101 31 10
987 That was so last mass extinction 1.3592 0.05031 142 100 33 9
988 Bummer of a mutation, Hal. 1.3592 0.05505 142 105 23 14
989 Dude, I think frats are going the way of the dinosaurs! 1.3592 0.05031 142 100 33 9
990 I think I finally understand Social Darwinism 1.3592 0.04931 142 99 35 8
991 Oh Joe, don’t tell me you’re into the meteor conspiracy theory... 1.3592 0.05130 142 101 31 10
992 Thaaaat's not a yarmulke 1.3592 0.05031 142 100 33 9
993 It's a beanie, Barney! 1.3592 0.04931 142 99 35 8
994 I’d let you have a turn but.. I’m not sure how to give it to you 1.3592 0.05130 142 101 31 10
995 The hat’s not half as shocking as the fact we are standing and talking 1.3592 0.04829 142 98 37 7
996 Hi im a velociraptor 1.3592 0.05130 142 101 31 10
997 You’ve been away from the judgement and criticism of others for too long. 1.3592 0.04829 142 98 37 7
998 We were birds once so, no, not a crazy idea. 1.3592 0.04829 142 98 37 7
999 It might be silly but, it will be around a lot longer than you! 1.3592 0.05226 142 102 29 11
1000 I don’t know, Phil, that fiery rock hurling toward us looks pretty big. 1.3592 0.05414 142 104 25 13
1001 Have you been helicopter parenting again? 1.3571 0.05176 140 100 30 10
1002 Counterclockwise? 1.3571 0.04869 140 97 36 7
1003 .....Trust me Bob, a giant rock fell from the sky and we all died!........I'm back just to warn y'all.. 1.3571 0.05275 140 101 28 11
1004 Aw, man - you got a prize with your meal? I just got swim trunks - again. 1.3551 0.05520 138 102 23 13
1005 And you think it makes you look harmless? 1.3551 0.04802 138 95 37 6
1006 Help! I don't know how it got there and I can't get it off? 1.3551 0.04691 138 94 39 5
1007 I don't care what you think. I think it makes me look whimsical. 1.3551 0.04911 138 96 35 7
1008 You got it from Jurassic Prime? 1.3551 0.05423 138 101 25 12
1009 Trust me! We’ll all be dead before any of us can fly. 1.3551 0.05122 138 98 31 9
1010 But Pride isn’t until June. 1.3551 0.05224 138 99 29 10
1011 They ran out of tin foil. 1.3551 0.05325 138 100 27 11
1012 I’m dating a pterodactyl. 1.3551 0.05018 138 97 33 8
1013 Where’d you get crayons? 1.3551 0.05122 138 98 31 9
1014 Someday you will be a fossil. You'll never get into a top museum like that. 1.3551 0.05224 138 99 29 10
1015 That's what you're wearing to a meteor shower? 1.3551 0.05122 138 98 31 9
1016 Oh my Gawd, Greg! that hat is sooo Cretaceous period" 1.3551 0.05122 138 98 31 9
1017 Tell him this is the easiest way to leave the White House. 1.3551 0.05423 138 101 25 12
1018 It may look silly, but it is 2020. 1.3551 0.04691 138 94 39 5
1019 Ok be honest. Does this hat make me look like an herbivore? 1.3551 0.04802 138 95 37 6
1020 Revolve and fly seems more reasonable than evolve or die. 1.3551 0.05325 138 100 27 11
1021 Is that all that's left from your dinner? 1.3540 0.05750 113 81 24 8
1022 How come you always get to be Tweedledee? 1.3529 0.05169 136 97 30 9
1023 It's so post-apocalyptic. 1.3529 0.04954 136 95 34 7
1024 It's an anti-extinction cap. I paid two-and-a-half rodents for it. 1.3529 0.05169 136 97 30 9
1025 Casual Day again? 1.3529 0.05063 136 96 32 8
1026 I made a trade with the guy in the cave for the round thing. 1.3529 0.05376 136 99 26 11
1027 It's about time you evolved, Bob. 1.3529 0.04843 136 94 36 6
1028 We're in the Jurassic Period. That's so Triassic! 1.3529 0.05274 136 98 28 10
1029 It's an asteroid deflector...... 1.3529 0.05169 136 97 30 9
1030 You’re pledging a what? 1.3529 0.05169 136 97 30 9
1031 That's your plan for standing out at your Jurassic Park 6 audition? 1.3529 0.04954 136 95 34 7
1032 Your sense of fashion is going extinct 1.3529 0.05476 136 100 24 12
1033 Promise me that thing will be nowhere near our decaying remains. 1.3529 0.05476 136 100 24 12
1034 I think you need to start spending less time on Etsy. 1.3529 0.05575 136 101 22 13
1035 It's what's replacing the MAGA hats. 1.3529 0.05169 136 97 30 9
1036 She said it makes me look more approachable. 1.3529 0.05063 136 96 32 8
1037 Did he leave a bad taste in your mouth too? 1.3529 0.05476 136 100 24 12
1038 No wonder we are going extinct, if that's how you expect to get girls! 1.3529 0.05575 136 101 22 13
1039 I see you've been wasting time and money at Jurassic Park again. 1.3529 0.05274 136 98 28 10
1040 Dude, you can't fly yet; the 'dinosaurs became birds' theory doesn't show up for another 65 million years!... 1.3529 0.05274 136 98 28 10
1041 It's no MAGA hat, but it has the same appeal. 1.3529 0.05376 136 99 26 11
1042 OK I see what happened to Beany but what did you do with Cecil? 1.3529 0.05476 136 100 24 12
1043 I still want a divorce. 1.3529 0.04954 136 95 34 7
1044 How did you get that on your head? 1.3507 0.05324 134 97 27 10
1045 Why would it make you look fat? 1.3507 0.05217 134 96 29 9
1046 Hank, I hate to be the one to tell you, but we pre-date whimsy. 1.3507 0.05324 134 97 27 10
1047 I haven't been able to get it to stop. 1.3507 0.04649 134 91 39 4
1048 I see, you lost the bet. 1.3507 0.05109 134 95 31 8
1049 Is the proper in proper attire not short for propeller? 1.3507 0.05109 134 95 31 8
1050 He must have been some salesman 1.3507 0.05217 134 96 29 9
1051 It charges my tail phone. 1.3507 0.05217 134 96 29 9
1052 I think it gives you a hint of insouciance. 1.3507 0.04998 134 94 33 7
1053 You make impending extinction fun. 1.3507 0.05109 134 95 31 8
1054 I don't know... it just doesn't say 'fierce carnivore' to me. 1.3507 0.05217 134 96 29 9
1055 I think this idea will take off! 1.3507 0.04768 134 92 37 5
1056 This is why you only see me on alternate weekends. 1.3507 0.05109 134 95 31 8
1057 I'm just trying to lighten the mood. 1.3507 0.04998 134 94 33 7
1058 Pterodactyl envy? 1.3507 0.05428 134 98 25 11
1059 Yes, I am Shomer Shabbos. The twirly thingy is just for fun! 1.3507 0.05217 134 96 29 9
1060 Trying to evolve without doing the hard work is a waste of my time and yours. 1.3507 0.04768 134 92 37 5
1061 I mean, it looks kind of silly, but it's not the end of the world. 1.3507 0.04998 134 94 33 7
1062 How will that Make Pangaea Great Again? 1.3507 0.05531 134 99 23 12
1063 Try jumping. 1.3507 0.05428 134 98 25 11
1064 I just think it’s tacky to wear your food’s clothing. 1.3507 0.05428 134 98 25 11
1065 I don't think it's frivolous. I think it's modern. 1.3507 0.04884 134 93 35 6
1066 Sorry Tina but we don’t turn into birds for another 160 million years. 1.3507 0.05217 134 96 29 9
1067 I just can’t take it off. 1.3507 0.05109 134 95 31 8
1068 Yes, I know it looks dumb. Just help me get it off” 1.3507 0.05531 134 99 23 12
1069 You have no table manners, but at least this time you didn’t eat the garnish 1.3485 0.05587 132 98 22 12
1070 Frank, when I said you should try to be more expressive, in a meeting, I meant with your words. 1.3485 0.05482 132 97 24 11
1071 It's all the rage with the 'Intelligent Design' folks. 1.3485 0.05376 132 96 26 10
1072 No reason....Just that I saw a kid with a turkey sandwich walk by wearing one exactly like it. 1.3485 0.05267 132 95 28 9
1073 That's so funny, the last time I saw one of those I fell off my trilobite. 1.3485 0.05043 132 93 32 7
1074 Hmmm, there might be another reason we are going to be extinct. 1.3485 0.05156 132 94 30 8
1075 We're history. 1.3485 0.05043 132 93 32 7
1076 How did it get there? 1.3485 0.05156 132 94 30 8
1077 It keeps me grounded 1.3485 0.05156 132 94 30 8
1078 Marvin, sorry but I can't see a future for us 1.3485 0.05587 132 98 22 12
1079 I know you said you wanted to re-brand, I'm just not sure this is the way we want to be remembered. 1.3485 0.05156 132 94 30 8
1080 With your sense of style, I couldn't marry you even if you were the last dinosaur on earth. 1.3485 0.05376 132 96 26 10
1081 Nope, still look like a carnivore. 1.3485 0.05043 132 93 32 7
1082 It belonged to my lunch. 1.3485 0.05156 132 94 30 8
1083 O.k., I'll fly away with you, but where's the wedding ring? 1.3485 0.05267 132 95 28 9
1084 No, it's evolve or die. Not evolve or fly. 1.3485 0.05043 132 93 32 7
1085 I hate working at google! 1.3485 0.05267 132 95 28 9
1086 My therapist recommended using it twice a day to distract from the anxiety over impending extinction. 1.3485 0.05156 132 94 30 8
1087 Did you get a receipt? 1.3462 0.04970 130 91 33 6
1088 It's more like devolution. 1.3462 0.05204 130 93 29 8
1089 I couldn't find a mask." 1.3462 0.05429 130 95 25 10
1090 Look what I got free with my Snappy Meal! 1.3462 0.05644 130 97 21 12
1091 Hey, I'm Beany. You're Cecil. 1.3462 0.05318 130 94 27 9
1092 For the last time, it's evolve, not revolve. 1.3462 0.05204 130 93 29 8
1093 Really, Ralph, the tophat was more sophisticated. 1.3462 0.05537 130 96 23 11
1094 what’s the plan now ?... 1.3462 0.05537 130 96 23 11
1095 Look at me! I’m a pterosaur! 1.3462 0.04724 130 89 37 4
1096 Take it off! We're going hunting, not bar hopping. 1.3462 0.05318 130 94 27 9
1097 But how did you put it on? 1.3462 0.05204 130 93 29 8
1098 I know what the infomercial said, I just don't see how it's gonna protect you from a meteor strike 1.3462 0.05089 130 92 31 7
1099 Believe me,if I could take it off I would. 1.3462 0.05089 130 92 31 7
1100 65 million years from now, they’ll say you had colorful feathers, anyway. I say enjoy it! 1.3462 0.05537 130 96 23 11
1101 Whimsical” isn’t really our brand 1.3462 0.05204 130 93 29 8
1102 Oh Dear! You must be exhausted after the long flight! 1.3462 0.04970 130 91 33 6
1103 No, I don't think it will protect you from the asteroid. 1.3462 0.05089 130 92 31 7
1104 In a hundred million years do you really want to be caught dead wearing that? 1.3462 0.05429 130 95 25 10
1105 You didn't really eat Captain Kangaroo, did you? 1.3462 0.05537 130 96 23 11
1106 It's supposed to come with an ukulele. 1.3462 0.05089 130 92 31 7
1107 I got it at the Triassic Park 1.3462 0.04970 130 91 33 6
1108 Wait,you went all the way ahead to 1950 and all your brought back was that??? 1.3462 0.05089 130 92 31 7
1109 No, look, you're not a velocicoptor. 1.3462 0.05537 130 96 23 11
1110 I'm not comfortable with that hat ending up in our fossil record. 1.3462 0.04970 130 91 33 6
1111 You won’t believe the prize for eating ten triceratops! 1.3462 0.05429 130 95 25 10
1112 I got a job with Amazon delivery. 1.3462 0.04970 130 91 33 6
1113 Damn Carl, the zoo really changed you. 1.3462 0.05204 130 93 29 8
1114 Did you help count votes in Michigan? 1.3462 0.05089 130 92 31 7
1115 I had to do something. Everyone was looking at my short tail. 1.3462 0.05318 130 94 27 9
1116 I tried stretching my wings. It didn’t work 1.3462 0.05204 130 93 29 8
1117 Yeah, I went for the double major in civil engineering and carnival management. 1.3462 0.05429 130 95 25 10
1118 That is NOT how evolution works, Rex. 1.3462 0.04724 130 89 37 4
1119 It looks like Darwin was wrong. 1.3462 0.05318 130 94 27 9
1120 I told you to only buy the essentials... 1.3462 0.05318 130 94 27 9
1121 I mean, it might work. 1.3462 0.05204 130 93 29 8
1122 ‘Fess up. Did you eat Beaney Boy? 1.3462 0.05429 130 95 25 10
1123 Ever since the pandemic, I’ve been scared to wear hats that can propel airborne viruses. 1.3462 0.05318 130 94 27 9
1124 Can I touch it ? 1.3462 0.05429 130 95 25 10
1125 If you become extinct first, can I have your hat? 1.3462 0.05644 130 97 21 12
1126 Wow. Quite a throwback. 1.3462 0.05318 130 94 27 9
1127 This hat, is why we can’t hug. 1.3462 0.05089 130 92 31 7
1128 You are such a nerd. 1.3438 0.05254 128 92 28 8
1129 My arms won't reach it either! 1.3438 0.05136 128 91 30 7
1130 How did Homo Sapiens win this game? 1.3438 0.05483 128 94 24 10
1131 Amazon has a Flying Peter Pan sales 1.3438 0.05483 128 94 24 10
1132 Yeah, I agree it's ridiculous. But I can't take it off either! 1.3438 0.05483 128 94 24 10
1133 Please don't tell me you ordered a necktie to match. 1.3438 0.05370 128 93 26 9
1134 OMG, you’re so Jurassic. 1.3438 0.05370 128 93 26 9
1135 We're dinosaurs, Ronny... we don't do whimsy! 1.3438 0.05136 128 91 30 7
1136 I wanna be remembered for the fun parts of me. 1.3438 0.05254 128 92 28 8
1137 It'll make a helluva fossil. 1.3438 0.05254 128 92 28 8
1138 Humans think we all look the same. It's so annoying. 1.3438 0.05136 128 91 30 7
1139 I would say you're a way too early adopter. 1.3438 0.05136 128 91 30 7
1140 Too much? 1.3438 0.05254 128 92 28 8
1141 While it certainly is innovative, I am not sure it will qualify as 'evolved'. 1.3438 0.05014 128 90 32 6
1142 And it generates all the power my pea sized brain ever needs! 1.3438 0.05370 128 93 26 9
1143 When that cute pterodactyl said 'if he can't fly, I don't want him,' I don't think she meant this. 1.3438 0.05483 128 94 24 10
1144 The ad said it's asteroid-proof. 1.3438 0.05014 128 90 32 6
1145 I've come from the future to warn you: the hats don't work. 1.3438 0.05136 128 91 30 7
1146 If you think you’re just gonna fly away to avoid this conversation you’ve got another thing coming 1.3438 0.04890 128 89 34 5
1147 Why didn't my breakfast come with a prize? 1.3438 0.05136 128 91 30 7
1148 And then she said It’s not you, it’s me 1.3438 0.05136 128 91 30 7
1149 Somehow this makes me fear for our future. 1.3438 0.04632 128 87 38 3
1150 I’m not mad but I am disappointed. 1.3438 0.05254 128 92 28 8
1151 so, what did you get on prime day? 1.3438 0.05594 128 95 22 11
1152 Bad lockdown haircut then? 1.3438 0.05370 128 93 26 9
1153 Your supposed to EVOLVE stupid! 1.3413 0.05653 126 94 21 11
1154 Okay, Boomer... 1.3413 0.05653 126 94 21 11
1155 I’m sorry, but I’m not in to that. 1.3413 0.05305 126 91 27 8
1156 Three months of spin class, I've still got this belly. 1.3413 0.05060 126 89 31 6
1157 Your look has got what we call 'aerodynamic drag'. 1.3413 0.05060 126 89 31 6
1158 This device will let you travel through time. You will miss the asteroid and arrive in a better, safer world: 2020 1.3413 0.05653 126 94 21 11
1159 It's too wimpy, Rex. You need to try a tougher persona. 1.3413 0.05305 126 91 27 8
1160 You're right, it does make you look less threatening. 1.3413 0.05184 126 90 29 7
1161 Forget about why you're wearing it, how did you even get it on your head? 1.3413 0.05184 126 90 29 7
1162 It's called "evolution". 1.3413 0.04668 126 86 37 3
1163 I’m an ignoramus. 1.3413 0.05184 126 90 29 7
1164 I think we all want to ‘Make the Jurassic Period Great Again’, but is being a clown and a dunce the best way to go about it? 1.3413 0.05764 126 95 19 12
1165 Nice hat, Rocket Man! 1.3413 0.05305 126 91 27 8
1166 I always wear the parts I can’t eat. 1.3413 0.05539 126 93 23 10
1167 He tasted like veal 1.3413 0.05423 126 92 25 9
1168 I’d rather be extinct than wear that. 1.3413 0.05060 126 89 31 6
1169 I'm trying to offset my "resting predator face." 1.3413 0.05539 126 93 23 10
1170 It came with the order if I spent $75 or more 1.3413 0.05423 126 92 25 9
1171 I just think it’s so macabre that you keep souvenirs. 1.3413 0.05423 126 92 25 9
1172 It's proof! Some other beings lived here in the distant past. 1.3413 0.05184 126 90 29 7
1173 Mort, this is why your boss never takes your suggestions seriously. 1.3413 0.05423 126 92 25 9
1174 You're 66 million years old and you still act like a child! 1.3413 0.04933 126 88 33 5
1175 I DON'T know ... they said do something caption worthy 1.3413 0.05539 126 93 23 10
1176 So, I see the new space program is going well. 1.3413 0.05305 126 91 27 8
1177 Uh, when I said you can pull that off, I meant it literally. 1.3413 0.05423 126 92 25 9
1178 It’s just so derivative 1.3413 0.05423 126 92 25 9
1179 Cecil, if youre wearing the beanie, where's the boy? 1.3413 0.05653 126 94 21 11
1180 I don’t NOT love it. 1.3413 0.05060 126 89 31 6
1181 What's a fraternity? 1.3387 0.05357 124 90 26 8
1182 No. I don't resent your being a helicopter mom. 1.3387 0.05357 124 90 26 8
1183 Apparently you're a Spin-osaurus. 1.3387 0.05597 124 92 22 10
1184 That'll never catch on in 68 million years. 1.3387 0.05478 124 91 24 9
1185 In the short term its kinda cute, in the long term we are all extinct 1.3387 0.05357 124 90 26 8
1186 No one will believe in evolution now. 1.3387 0.05357 124 90 26 8
1187 Why would you want to join a fraternity anyway? 1.3387 0.05357 124 90 26 8
1188 Is this what people mean when they say their head is spinning? 1.3387 0.05357 124 90 26 8
1189 Keep wearing that and you'll be laughed into extinction. 1.3387 0.05478 124 91 24 9
1190 The good news is, your weather beanie really does predict meteor strikes. The bad news is.... 1.3387 0.05107 124 88 30 6
1191 You still look like a crocodile. 1.3387 0.05107 124 88 30 6
1192 It makes you look like something you'd kill. 1.3387 0.04977 124 87 32 5
1193 They also said that dinosaurs wouldn't make a comeback either. 1.3387 0.05357 124 90 26 8
1194 Nobody wears those anymore, they are so Paleozoic. 1.3387 0.05357 124 90 26 8
1195 I hope your fossil will never be found. 1.3387 0.04843 124 86 34 4
1196 No, seriously. It's a device to alarm me of incoming meteorites. 1.3387 0.05357 124 90 26 8
1197 I lost one just like that. 1.3387 0.04977 124 87 32 5
1198 We're all going to die, may as well live your life. 1.3387 0.05357 124 90 26 8
1199 I'm an asteroid denier. 1.3387 0.05357 124 90 26 8
1200 The pterodacyls put it on, and I - uh - I can't get it off. 1.3387 0.05107 124 88 30 6
1201 I said you needed some whimsy but that just makes you look fat! 1.3387 0.05597 124 92 22 10
1202 You still trying to pass as a juvenile? 1.3387 0.05233 124 89 28 7
1203 It's not that it looks stupid or frivolous or even non-contemporary. It's just not you. 1.3387 0.05597 124 92 22 10
1204 It won’t work . the grandkids still see you as a dinosaur 1.3387 0.05478 124 91 24 9
1205 You couldn’t have just gone with opposable thumbs? 1.3387 0.05107 124 88 30 6
1206 They will think you’re stupid 1.3387 0.05107 124 88 30 6
1207 Why no dear, it doesn't make you look fat at all. 1.3387 0.05357 124 90 26 8
1208 I know, but I just wish I could see the face on the paleontologist who finds me! 1.3387 0.05713 124 93 20 11
1209 A short humerus doesn’t mean I have to be short on humor. 1.3387 0.05107 124 88 30 6
1210 Don’t even ask how I got this on 1.3387 0.05357 124 90 26 8
1211 Thousands of years from now do you believe anyone will think this was funny? 1.3387 0.05233 124 89 28 7
1212 You do know 'dinosaur' means 'terrible lizard'?" 1.3387 0.05597 124 92 22 10
1213 I am trying to look more approachable and the fun type 1.3387 0.05597 124 92 22 10
1214 I told you, Crocs will never be fashionable. 1.3387 0.04977 124 87 32 5
1215 OK crocodile. 1.3387 0.05107 124 88 30 6
1216 He also tasted funny. 1.3387 0.04843 124 86 34 4
1217 That was close, Al! You almost swallowed the hat on that kid. 1.3387 0.04977 124 87 32 5
1218 What? It’s Yves Saint Lézard. 1.3387 0.05357 124 90 26 8
1219 Does this hat scream, “virgin”? 1.3387 0.05233 124 89 28 7
1220 Does this make me look like an herbivore? Be honest 1.3387 0.05597 124 92 22 10
1221 That hat really makes you look younger. 1.3387 0.04706 124 85 36 3
1222 I'm making us great again. I'm told this is all it takes 1.3361 0.05880 119 90 18 11
1223 If you've still got the receipt, I'd return it. Because if that giant meteor doesn't hit earth and wipe us out, then you're the guy stuck with the really silly hat. 1.3360 0.05199 125 90 28 7
1224 I'm hoping to achieve lift-off before the asteroid lands. 1.3360 0.04944 125 88 32 5
1225 What’s an asteroid? 1.3360 0.05441 125 92 24 9
1226 What does it mean when your extinction warning cap spins? 1.3333 0.04988 123 87 31 5
1227 I dunno, some guy named Cecil gave it to me. 1.3333 0.05374 123 90 25 8
1228 If you spin it backwards, you an hear it sing "Again Great America Make!" 1.3333 0.05374 123 90 25 8
1229 At least one of us is evolving. 1.3333 0.05336 120 87 26 7
1230 I'm gonna take off now. 1.3333 0.05593 120 89 22 9
1231 It’s my zoom cap 1.3333 0.05616 123 92 21 10
1232 That's a crock... 1.3333 0.05496 123 91 23 9
1233 Try flapping your arms too. 1.3333 0.05496 123 91 23 9
1234 Lose the propeller and say the blessing over the wine. 1.3333 0.05496 123 91 23 9
1235 I would have kept the camera 1.3333 0.05466 120 88 24 8
1236 No, it doesn't make you look fat, it makes you look "vintage". 1.3333 0.05336 120 87 26 7
1237 I said the color scheme will distract from how big it makes your butt look. Isn’t that the same thing? 1.3333 0.04988 123 87 31 5
1238 Sometimes your behavior embarrasses me Henry. 1.3333 0.05067 120 85 30 5
1239 You're telling me that's Trump's new hat for 2021?! 1.3333 0.05374 123 90 25 8
1240 Too little, too late...don't ya think? 1.3333 0.05374 123 90 25 8
1241 It came free in a box of croc-pops. 1.3333 0.04988 123 87 31 5
1242 You just wanna screw with the Palentologists, doncha. 1.3333 0.05204 120 86 28 6
1243 I suppose I did wish for someone who wears many different hats. 1.3333 0.05466 120 88 24 8
1244 It blocks asteroids and 5g radio waves? 1.3333 0.05067 120 85 30 5
1245 We have days to live and you're buying a hat?? 1.3333 0.05717 120 90 20 10
1246 When I was speaking about that kid I said, “Let’s eat him” not “Let’s meet him”! 1.3333 0.05593 120 89 22 9
1247 Dad, that's so Mesozoic Era 1.3333 0.05248 123 89 27 7
1248 Meteor shower party gift? 1.3333 0.05466 120 88 24 8
1249 Your brothers are going to hate you, Joseph. 1.3333 0.05717 120 90 20 10
1250 Tell me you didn't take that from the boy in the well. 1.3333 0.05248 123 89 27 7
1251 Sartorially and archaeologically, it's a no-no. 1.3333 0.05067 120 85 30 5
1252 Sure, I'm full, but he left a funny taste in my mouth. 1.3333 0.05593 120 89 22 9
1253 And then I heard his mom scream, “run in a zig zag!” 1.3333 0.05466 120 88 24 8
1254 Next thing I knew I was flying around the dance floor 1.3333 0.05120 123 88 29 6
1255 If that doesn't make us great again I'd like to know what will. 1.3306 0.05085 124 89 29 6
1256 Nice try, but you know we're eventually evolving feathers and wings, don't you? 1.3306 0.05085 124 89 29 6
1257 You look plain silly, no matter how you spin it. 1.3306 0.05337 124 91 25 8
1258 You’re a pledge? I thought fraternities had become extinct. 1.3306 0.04683 124 86 35 3
1259 I suspect it will be a evolutionary dead end. 1.3306 0.05577 124 93 21 10
1260 Hmm, nope, sorry, you still don't look any smarter in that one either. 1.3306 0.05085 124 89 29 6
1261 You evolve. I want to be a party animal. 1.3306 0.04955 124 88 31 5
1262 I thought that trend went extinct. 1.3306 0.05085 124 89 29 6
1263 I decided to pledge a fraternity. 1.3306 0.05694 124 94 19 11
1264 If you think I look stupid, you should've seen the kid I ate. 1.3306 0.05577 124 93 21 10
1265 He said, "Hold my hat...so..." 1.3306 0.05458 124 92 23 9
1266 Yup. Extinction is inevitable. 1.3306 0.05337 124 91 25 8
1267 So... how’s life with kids treating you? 1.3306 0.05337 124 91 25 8
1268 We haven’t developed feathers yet, but that whirly thing on top gives me an idea. 1.3306 0.04955 124 87 31 5
1269 That's gonna' really confuse fossil hunters 65 million years from now. 1.3306 0.05337 124 91 25 8
1270 I call it a try-hat-on-tops. 1.3306 0.05337 124 91 25 8
1271 I know our brains are small, but really, Howard. 1.3306 0.05085 124 89 29 6
1272 Make the swamp great again! 1.3306 0.05458 124 92 23 9
1273 Bring back the Mcpussy 1.3306 0.05085 124 89 29 6
1274 Ugh now I want one. 1.3306 0.05085 124 89 29 6
1275 You may be a predator but you ain't no drone. 1.3305 0.05390 118 86 25 7
1276 Not the Good Croc / Bad Croc routine again... 1.3305 0.05523 118 87 23 8
1277 Oh my God Eugene, your fashion sense is just prehistoric. 1.3305 0.05254 118 85 27 6
1278 I miss Beanie and Cecil. 1.3305 0.05390 118 86 25 7
1279 I’m sure your invite was lost in the mail. 1.3305 0.05523 118 87 23 8
1280 Gosh, Rex, I believe you've invented mirth. 1.3305 0.05390 118 86 25 7
1281 I'd go with counterclockwise. 1.3305 0.05254 118 85 27 6
1282 Why didn’t you just wear a gator 1.3305 0.05523 118 87 23 8
1283 Like lipstick on a pig," is one expression that comes to mind 1.3305 0.05652 118 88 21 9
1284 Look, I get eating the guy, but ... 1.3305 0.05254 118 85 27 6
1285 Let’s practice emotional distancing too. 1.3305 0.06260 118 93 11 14
1286 Personally I prefer the taste of sophomores. 1.3305 0.05254 118 85 27 6
1287 I wouldn't be caught between layers of sediment wearing that hat. 1.3305 0.05523 118 87 23 8
1288 That does not translate to kinder, gentler. 1.3305 0.04971 118 83 31 4
1289 Well, since you asked, it's a little too Beaver Cleaverish for me. 1.3305 0.05254 118 85 27 6
1290 Never mind where you got that, how’d you reach to put it on your head? 1.3305 0.05523 118 87 23 8
1291 Zoomwear? 1.3305 0.05779 118 89 19 10
1292 How do you wind it up? 1.3305 0.05523 118 87 23 8
1293 He was wearing it when I ate him. 1.3305 0.05903 118 90 17 11
1294 Prop comedy died off in the Triassic era! 1.3305 0.05254 118 85 27 6
1295 Why do I always have to be Cecil? 1.3305 0.05652 118 88 21 9
1296 I see you are making a run for president in 2024! 1.3305 0.05903 118 90 17 11
1297 OK, but how do you reach it? 1.3305 0.05254 118 85 27 6
1298 It definitely makes you look younger. You don't look a day over late Cretaceous. 1.3305 0.05254 118 85 27 6
1299 Be honest. Too hipster? 1.3305 0.05390 118 86 25 7
1300 You are what you eat, Ted. 1.3305 0.05254 118 85 27 6
1301 well, it does take off a bit the attention from your teeth. 1.3305 0.05254 118 85 27 6
1302 What? It’s from Burning Man!! 1.3305 0.05254 118 85 27 6
1303 Revolution, Evolution; I think I'm supposed to fly. 1.3248 0.05268 117 85 26 6
1304 I hope we can evolve past this. 1.3248 0.04980 117 83 30 4
1305 'It cools the brain so I won't go extinct.' 1.3248 0.05406 117 86 24 7
1306 An asteroid will hit before I take this off 1.3248 0.05672 117 88 20 9
1307 It will come back in style eventually. 1.3248 0.05672 117 88 20 9
1308 That doesn't count as wind power 1.3248 0.05406 117 86 24 7
1309 Frank, you gotta believe me that feathers are just around the corner 1.3248 0.05540 117 87 22 8
1310 Very colorful Bob, but it's just not who we are. 1.3248 0.05406 117 86 24 7
1311 Meteor sighting party!!! 1.3248 0.05406 117 86 24 7
1312 You wore that on the Zoom? 1.3248 0.05540 117 87 22 8
1313 Really? It spins by brain power? 1.3248 0.05540 117 87 22 8
1314 Yes, I'd have to say it does make your butt look fat. 1.3248 0.05126 117 84 28 5
1315 I don’t think that’s how evolution works! 1.3248 0.04980 117 83 30 4
1316 But Don, it keeps the hair dye from running down my cheeks! 1.3248 0.05540 117 87 22 8
1317 Let me guess... you're going to be a Triceratops for Halloween! 1.3248 0.05406 117 86 24 7
1318 Is that our next step in evolution? 1.3248 0.04830 117 82 32 3
1319 Yeah...the hat does make your arms look longer. 1.3248 0.04980 117 83 30 4
1320 I agree it’s revolving. But not sure if it’s evolving. 1.3248 0.04980 117 83 30 4
1321 Please tell me you bought that thing and didn't eat some kid? 1.3248 0.05268 117 85 26 6
1322 You’ll have to do better than that if you want us to evolve to birds. 1.3248 0.05406 117 86 24 7
1323 After 20 million years of the same old, same OLD, I thought we needed a lift! 1.3248 0.05268 117 85 26 6
1324 The Pope wears a beanie, why can't I? 1.3248 0.05540 117 87 22 8
1325 If God had meant us to fly He'd have made us pterodactyls. 1.3248 0.05126 117 84 28 5
1326 Aren’t you about 65 million years too old for that? 1.3248 0.05268 117 85 26 6
1327 I think it looked better on him. 1.3248 0.05126 117 84 28 5
1328 Hmm, maybe. But I think you looked sexier in the fedora. 1.3248 0.05126 117 84 28 5
1329 It would take a cataclysmic event to convince me that wind power can affect climate change. 1.3248 0.05800 117 89 18 10
1330 I'd like to see those idiotic hats go the way of the...um, never mind. 1.3248 0.05672 117 88 20 9
1331 Someday we may evolve into birds, but that is not going to help the process. 1.3248 0.05268 117 85 26 6
1332 Nope,you still look about 65 million years old. 1.3248 0.05268 117 85 26 6
1333 I wish I had color vision! 1.3248 0.05540 117 87 22 8
1334 I got it at a bar mitzvah. 1.3248 0.05406 117 86 24 7
1335 I gave the kid a choice, your life for the hat. 1.3248 0.05672 117 88 20 9
1336 No, you cannot call yourself Whimsysaurus! 1.3248 0.05268 117 85 26 6
1337 We either go color or we go extinct. 1.3248 0.05268 117 85 26 6
1338 Your arms don't quite reach your head. So how did you put on that hat? 1.3248 0.05126 117 84 28 5
1339 Is this your asteroid escape plan? 1.3248 0.05672 117 88 20 9
1340 Don't you think it's time your mommy stopped dressing you? 1.3248 0.05126 117 84 28 5
1341 Nope - still didn't get off the ground. And I CAN'T blow any harder. 1.3248 0.05126 117 84 28 5
1342 Want to go for a spin? 1.3248 0.05406 117 86 24 7
1343 And now, with 5G 1.3248 0.05540 117 87 22 8
1344 This is gonna confuse the hell outta them paleontologists! 1.3248 0.05268 117 85 26 6
1345 Do my new teeth make me look stupid? 1.3248 0.05540 117 87 22 8
1346 Oh, huge difference. I see a completely different side of the people I eat. 1.3248 0.05540 117 87 22 8
1347 You really think some color will revive our sex life, Frank? 1.3248 0.05406 117 86 24 7
1348 We've all got dreams, Gary. 1.3248 0.04830 117 82 32 3
1349 All of this asteroid talk has me looking for whimsy lately. 1.3248 0.04980 117 83 30 4
1350 A word of warning, DO NOT eat those mushrooms by the cave. 1.3248 0.05540 117 87 22 8
1351 Steve, the party isn’t for another two million years. 1.3248 0.04980 117 83 30 4
1352 I got it on amazon 1.3248 0.05406 117 86 24 7
1353 This should give the paleontologists something to wonder about. 1.3248 0.05406 117 86 24 7
1354 Didn’t you hear? Those windmills cause cancer 1.3248 0.05672 117 88 20 9
1355 Shut up, Jim. I’m a nervous rex and the hat is helping. 1.3248 0.04980 117 83 30 4
1356 It’s not too much is it? 1.3248 0.05406 117 86 24 7
1357 You see, Bob, you need an exit strategy. 1.3248 0.05126 117 84 28 5
1358 I am a Droneosaurus Rex. 1.3248 0.05268 117 85 26 6
1359 Even as a vicious predator, I like to show my lighter side. 1.3246 0.05359 114 83 25 6
1360 Sorry. We velociraptors do not date velocicopters 1.3217 0.05174 115 83 27 5
1361 It's just not you. 1.3217 0.05024 115 82 29 4
1362 Killer asteroid's approaching - but keep it under your hat. 1.3217 0.05319 115 84 25 6
1363 They told me I could keep the hat if I didn't eat their children. 1.3217 0.05024 115 82 29 4
1364 That’s cold blooded. 1.3217 0.05733 115 87 19 9
1365 You don’t have to attack anymore ...they’ll die laughing. 1.3217 0.05865 115 88 17 10
1366 So how was your first week working at Google? 1.3217 0.05174 115 83 27 5
1367 Fly? I thought you were trying to get better cell service. 1.3217 0.05319 115 84 25 6
1368 You’re really screwing up that whole superior species thing. 1.3217 0.05174 115 83 27 5
1369 No, I don't think it makes you look smart. 1.3217 0.05461 115 85 23 7
1370 Sorry, you won't be able to fly until the Cretaceous Period. 1.3217 0.05319 115 84 25 6
1371 It's totally you. 1.3217 0.04870 115 81 31 3
1372 Yeah, I’m not sure that thing’s gonna protect you from asteroids. 1.3217 0.05174 115 83 27 5
1373 I'm trying Prozac. 1.3217 0.05461 115 85 23 7
1374 Wow! Evolution is kind of weird, isn't it? 1.3217 0.05319 115 84 25 6
1375 We deserve extinction 1.3217 0.05733 115 87 19 9
1376 I got it from a dog named Peabody. 1.3217 0.05174 115 83 27 5
1377 I know it looks ridiculous but I can't reach to take it off. 1.3217 0.04870 115 81 31 3
1378 I just don't see the evolutionary advantage, Carl. 1.3217 0.05319 115 84 25 6
1379 Wow! I thought propeller beanies were extinct! 1.3217 0.05733 115 87 19 9
1380 Dad says the volcanologists are wrong, and we don’t have to cancel the party. 1.3217 0.05733 115 87 19 9
1381 How in the world are the evolutionists going to explain that? 1.3217 0.04711 115 80 33 2
1382 Are you being sarcastic? Our arms are too short to spin it AND we're colorblind. 1.3217 0.05174 115 83 27 5
1383 You ate Beany?! 1.3217 0.04870 115 81 31 3
1384 I told you not to pledge a fraternity, but do you ever listen to your dad? 1.3217 0.05174 115 83 27 5
1385 Online, you seemed like my perfect match. Now, I really wish I could unsee your beanie. 1.3217 0.05599 115 86 21 8
1386 Wanna go for a whirl? 1.3217 0.04870 115 81 31 3
1387 No, really, I think it looks good on you. Plus anyone who might eat you will die laughing first. 1.3217 0.05461 115 85 23 7
1388 I'm embracing my inner child 1.3217 0.05461 115 85 23 7
1389 It's a lot of things, but I don't think it's "the next step in evolution." 1.3217 0.05024 115 82 29 4
1390 I dunno, Larry, I think we just have to evolve a little more before we can fly. 1.3217 0.05174 115 83 27 5
1391 For the last time, Bob, nothing is going to come falling out of the sky anytime soon - and even if it did, that dumb hat wouldn't protect you. 1.3217 0.05733 115 87 19 9
1392 Sorry, but I don't think it's your color. 1.3217 0.05865 115 88 17 10
1393 It’s a movement to Make Dinosaurs Great Again 1.3217 0.05174 115 83 27 5
1394 Well, I suppose if pigs can fly 1.3217 0.05461 115 85 23 7
1395 Dude, no one wants to get eaten by a nerd. 1.3217 0.05319 115 84 25 6
1396 We'll see how that kind of humor plays out in the fossil record. 1.3217 0.05319 115 84 25 6
1397 Does this make me look post-historic? 1.3217 0.05599 115 86 21 8
1398 I didn't want to join a tech giant either, but you know what they say: adapt or go extinct. 1.3217 0.05319 115 84 25 6
1399 Try wings first! 1.3217 0.05319 115 84 25 6
1400 Well, obviously *I* didn't put it on. 1.3217 0.05461 115 85 23 7
1401 What I think about that beanie is that if dinosaurs go extinct, there will be no question about what caused it. 1.3217 0.05599 115 86 21 8
1402 Even if it lasts the full 65 million years, I don't think they are going to call you a propellasaurus. 1.3217 0.05599 115 86 21 8
1403 I’ve evolved. 1.3217 0.05024 115 82 29 4
1404 When they find our bones it will make them wonder. 1.3217 0.05461 115 85 23 7
1405 I have to wear it for my new religion, the rotatarians. 1.3217 0.05599 115 86 21 8
1406 I like it James, but how do you plan on taking it off? 1.3217 0.05733 115 87 19 9
1407 When they dig up your fossil, this could reflect badly on all of us. 1.3217 0.05461 115 85 23 7
1408 I believe you that is spins, Fred, but I already told you my arms are the same length as yours. 1.3217 0.05461 115 85 23 7
1409 What the fuck! 1.3217 0.05599 115 86 21 8
1410 They accuse me of being a helicopter parent! 1.3217 0.05461 115 85 23 7
1411 No wonder we are gong extinct. 1.3217 0.05599 115 86 21 8
1412 Cool. But where is Cecil? 1.3217 0.05319 115 84 25 6
1413 I know, I know...there's nothing I can do about it. 1.3217 0.05461 115 85 23 7
1414 Hey. Look what I picked up at the Jurassic Park gift store 1.3217 0.05733 115 87 19 9
1415 It’s kind of an “unnatural “ selection isn’t it? 1.3217 0.05319 115 84 25 6
1416 My head is spinning. 1.3217 0.05319 115 84 25 6
1417 Cool, but I’ll bet it’ll never sell in a million years 1.3217 0.05024 115 82 29 4
1418 We're doomed? There you go again, putting the worst possible spin on everything. 1.3217 0.05994 115 89 15 11
1419 This works better than tin foil to keep aliens from taking over my brain. 1.3217 0.05599 115 86 21 8
1420 I know ... it's dangerous out here. I'm glad to see your employer is finally giving you appropriate PPE. 1.3217 0.05733 115 87 19 9
1421 I can’t reach it either. Guess it’s stuck up there, Bob. 1.3217 0.05319 115 84 25 6
1422 What did you do with the boy? 1.3217 0.05319 115 84 25 6
1423 Is that really how you want to be remembered? 1.3217 0.05733 115 87 19 9
1424 That's really going to confuse the paleontologists.... 1.3217 0.05319 115 84 25 6
1425 That's a big comedown from Marine One, Donnie. 1.3217 0.05994 115 89 15 11
1426 Ted, I think I know why you've had trouble with the ladies lately. 1.3217 0.05461 115 85 23 7
1427 Hanging out with the Rotary Club, I see! 1.3217 0.05865 115 88 17 10
1428 The ad claims it is guaranteed to deflect meteors. 1.3217 0.05461 115 85 23 7
1429 Yes, your asteroid detector is starting to spin. 1.3217 0.05319 115 84 25 6
1430 I thought of tossing it, but it brings me joy. 1.3217 0.05733 115 87 19 9
1431 I still say we're gonna have to evolve wings and stop fooling around with silly contraptions if we hope to get off the ground Floyd! 1.3217 0.05865 115 88 17 10
1432 He said he'd give me this if I wouldn't eat him. What does that mean? 1.3217 0.05599 115 86 21 8
1433 The fun never ends. What was that big noise? 1.3217 0.05174 115 83 27 5
1434 Too bad your arms are too short to take it off. 1.3217 0.05599 115 86 21 8
1435 It will take more than a cool hat to make dinosaurs great again. 1.3217 0.05174 115 83 27 5
1436 Terrance is this what a mid-life crisis looks like?! 1.3217 0.05319 115 84 25 6
1437 Weird, right? It’s actually less cartoonish than your MAGA hat. 1.3217 0.05733 115 87 19 9
1438 I don't want anyone to know that I'm losing my hair 1.3217 0.05174 115 83 27 5
1439 Please tell me it was a gift ! 1.3217 0.05461 115 85 23 7
1440 I never thought you'd become one of those helicopter parents. 1.3217 0.05461 115 85 23 7
1441 No really! It’s exactly what I wanted for Christmas. Honest. 1.3217 0.05461 115 85 23 7
1442 I found it at the new archaeological dig. 1.3217 0.05599 115 86 21 8
1443 We can get into wind power now or wait another 65 million years for coal and petroleum. 1.3217 0.05461 115 85 23 7
1444 Where is the food that came with the hat? 1.3217 0.05319 115 84 25 6
1445 We get it. You work at Google. 1.3217 0.05599 115 86 21 8
1446 It’s retro 1.3217 0.05599 115 86 21 8
1447 Wow, I’m NOT color-blind? 1.3217 0.05174 115 83 27 5
1448 Am I too late for Pride? 1.3217 0.05174 115 83 27 5
1449 I don't care if you don't like it. It makes ME feel good 1.3217 0.05599 115 86 21 8
1450 Is this the natural selection thing they're all talking about? 1.3217 0.05174 115 83 27 5
1451 It's not the hat, it's that you're wearing a hat 1.3217 0.05461 115 85 23 7
1452 How did you reach your head? 1.3217 0.05733 115 87 19 9
1453 I think it's time we discussed your pandemic wardrobe. 1.3217 0.05599 115 86 21 8
1454 That’s the new normal?! 1.3217 0.05024 115 82 29 4
1455 I can’t wait till they find a fossil of me wearing this! 1.3217 0.05319 115 84 25 6
1456 Cecil, I see you've evolved... 1.3214 0.05107 112 80 28 4
1457 I suppose you want shoes to match? 1.3214 0.05703 112 84 20 8
1458 I feel extinct without one! 1.3214 0.04947 112 79 30 3
1459 You embarrassed me at the party 1.3214 0.05413 112 82 24 6
1460 You look different than your profile pic. 1.3214 0.05413 112 82 24 6
1461 My therapist says that it reflects my Creationist bias. 1.3214 0.05703 112 84 20 8
1462 for heaven's sake Frank, it's a cult! Just look what they've made you wear 1.3214 0.05413 112 82 24 6
1463 Maybe lower the dosage Jeff 1.3200 0.05664 100 73 22 5
1464 You got some Pat Sajak on the side of your mouth there, Carl. 1.3186 0.06063 113 88 14 11
1465 Evolution is a powerful force. 1.3186 0.05223 113 82 26 5
1466 Style will NEVER be extinct. 1.3186 0.05373 113 83 24 6
1467 I miss you already. 1.3186 0.05797 113 86 18 9
1468 I'm just not sure it will stand the test of time. 1.3186 0.05518 113 84 22 7
1469 Still fearsome. Sorry. 1.3186 0.05223 113 82 26 5
1470 they sell them in the dealers room at RaptorCon 1.3186 0.06063 113 88 14 11
1471 Yeah, we're going to evolve into birds, but not that way. The propeller comes much later." 1.3186 0.05518 113 84 22 7
1472 That's not how you play Spin the Bottle. 1.3186 0.05373 113 83 24 6
1473 It's mandatory if you want to pledge Rex Kappa Saurus. 1.3186 0.05070 113 81 28 4
1474 A little wind, and I will be out of here. 1.3186 0.05223 113 82 26 5
1475 You fool! That's not a hat of distinction, it's a hat of extinction! 1.3186 0.05373 113 83 24 6
1476 I don’t think it will prevent extinction but you can go out looking happy. 1.3186 0.05223 113 82 26 5
1477 You’re not pulling it off. 1.3186 0.04912 113 80 30 3
1478 How the heck did you put it on? 1.3186 0.05223 113 82 26 5
1479 Oh my god, you ate Beanie! 1.3186 0.05659 113 85 20 8
1480 They ran out of MAGA hats. 1.3186 0.05223 113 82 26 5
1481 No Cecil, that isn’t the beanie you’ve been looking for!” 1.3186 0.05518 113 84 22 7
1482 Do you have any idea how ridiculous you’re going to look as a fossil? 1.3186 0.05070 113 81 28 4
1483 Aren't you a little old for that? 1.3186 0.05797 113 86 18 9
1484 It sucks that you can't get it off, but how did you get it on? 1.3186 0.05518 113 84 22 7
1485 If this is evolution it sucks. 1.3186 0.05518 113 84 22 7
1486 Does this make me look fat? 1.3186 0.05659 113 85 20 8
1487 Sure I’m a Komodo dragon, but I have a playful side. 1.3186 0.05070 113 81 28 4
1488 The earlier, but less known and less successful Wrong brothers. 1.3186 0.05518 113 84 22 7
1489 How many times do I have to tell you, stay away from that summer camp! 1.3186 0.05373 113 83 24 6
1490 OK, either regurgitate the kid or take off the beanie. 1.3186 0.05373 113 83 24 6
1491 Just think, I'll be known as helicopterous dinosaurus. 1.3186 0.05932 113 87 16 10
1492 You're setting yourself up for extinction. 1.3186 0.05797 113 86 18 9
1493 The Paleozoic Era called and they want their copter beanie back. 1.3186 0.05659 113 85 20 8
1494 It looked better on the cereal box. 1.3186 0.05373 113 83 24 6
1495 Help! I can't reach it to stop the spinning! 1.3186 0.05373 113 83 24 6
1496 We're all going to die anyway may as well go down in style. 1.3186 0.05223 113 82 26 5
1497 Larry knew his mating dance lacked panache, so he wore something provocative. 1.3186 0.05223 113 82 26 5
1498 I know it looks silly, but a guy on the internet said that it will protect me from a meteor, so do your research. 1.3186 0.05373 113 83 24 6
1499 Are you going to wear that to the TAR PITS. 1.3186 0.05659 113 85 20 8
1500 When paleontologists find your body, they'll name you the 'Eye-saur'. 1.3186 0.05659 113 85 20 8
1501 Yeah..... the little kid tasted alright, I suppose, but what I was really after was this cool hat of his. 1.3186 0.05797 113 86 18 9
1502 Maybe add a pair of glasses. 1.3186 0.05070 113 81 28 4
1503 That's one option. Or you could grow feathers and get smaller. 1.3186 0.05223 113 82 26 5
1504 I think I'll pass -- those novelty caps never take off. 1.3186 0.04912 113 80 30 3
1505 Are you feeling okay? You look like you ate something funny. 1.3186 0.05373 113 83 24 6
1506 And I thought the volcano would be the news of the day... 1.3186 0.05518 113 84 22 7
1507 Yes, I know it looks ridiculous, but tonight I'm going to party like it's 64,991,999 B.C. 1.3186 0.05070 113 81 28 4
1508 That’s not how evolution works, Bob. 1.3186 0.05070 113 81 28 4
1509 Dude, just eat one of your frat brothers and the hazing will stop. 1.3186 0.05223 113 82 26 5
1510 That's not how evolution works, Cecil. 1.3186 0.05373 113 83 24 6
1511 What do you mean . . . dignity is overrated? 1.3186 0.05373 113 83 24 6
1512 Only someone with a pea-sized brain would wear one of those! 1.3186 0.05797 113 86 18 9
1513 Your sense of style isn't particularly evolved. 1.3186 0.05659 113 85 20 8
1514 I guess it’s 60s day at the tar pit 1.3186 0.05659 113 85 20 8
1515 Oh, you've invented the wheel! 1.3186 0.05659 113 85 20 8
1516 Why not put on your pocket protector and call it an era. 1.3186 0.05932 113 87 16 10
1517 If you can’t eat it, Bernie, what good is it? 1.3186 0.05373 113 83 24 6
1518 It will be the slogan for his 2024 re-election campaign 1.3186 0.05373 113 83 24 6
1519 In a few million generations, everyone’s going to be wearing them. 1.3186 0.05070 113 81 28 4
1520 You’ve gotta stop online shopping after midnight 1.3186 0.05797 113 86 18 9
1521 New MAGA hat? 1.3186 0.05373 113 83 24 6
1522 ... before they evolved real wings. 1.3186 0.05518 113 84 22 7
1523 The kid wearing it was delicious. 1.3186 0.05518 113 84 22 7
1524 They said it would keep me safe from asteroids. 1.3186 0.05518 113 84 22 7
1525 Why do you always have to be the center of attention 1.3186 0.05659 113 85 20 8
1526 Didn’t the rodeo-clown gig work out? 1.3182 0.05909 110 84 17 9
1527 Its not beanie me up scotty! 1.3182 0.05314 110 80 25 5
1528 You do know that he was the last Neanderthal, right? 1.3182 0.05766 110 83 19 8
1529 Grow up! Act like reptile. 1.3182 0.05620 110 82 21 7
1530 If it stops at red, I get to marry you! 1.3182 0.05314 110 80 25 5
1531 You're gonna need a tail rotor 1.3182 0.05314 110 80 25 5
1532 I understand the intention but I wouldn’t describe it as flirty and fun 1.3182 0.05469 110 81 23 6
1533 It’s my way of saying ‘Defund Gravity!’ 1.3182 0.05620 110 82 21 7
1534 Say goodbye to your street cred, dude. 1.3153 0.05274 111 81 25 5
1535 Gotta live it up while we can. 1.3153 0.04954 111 79 29 3
1536 I was asked to be in a cartoon with a little kid, but he just looked so delicious.... 1.3153 0.05576 111 83 21 7
1537 I wouldn't be caught fossilized wearing that. 1.3153 0.05116 111 80 27 4
1538 Harold, fatalistic premonitions are just a part of growing up. 1.3153 0.05274 111 81 25 5
1539 You must have gone to Barney's party. 1.3153 0.05274 111 81 25 5
1540 They ran out of tinfoil at the supermarket. 1.3153 0.05427 111 82 23 6
1541 No, I’m not being political! 1.3153 0.05576 111 83 21 7
1542 Frank... I think your meteor tracker is spinning 1.3153 0.05721 111 84 19 8
1543 You gay? 1.3148 0.05368 108 79 24 5
1544 That's not fair. You're always evolving faster than I am! 1.3148 0.05204 108 78 26 4
1545 Okay, Phil, remember what we said, "What happens in Orlando stays in Orlando." 1.3148 0.05368 108 79 24 5
1546 My eyes are down here. 1.3148 0.05681 108 81 20 7
1547 Chick magnet. 1.3131 0.05495 99 72 23 4
1548 Sure, it softens your image, but I still think they’ll panic when they see you. 1.3119 0.05164 109 79 26 4
1549 But, you're not bald. 1.3119 0.05483 109 81 22 6
1550 I'm trying to get to the top of the funny chain. 1.3119 0.05326 109 80 24 5
1551 Dude! Did you hear the news? According to Parler, we're not extinct. 1.3119 0.05483 109 81 22 6
1552 To the surprise of everyone, the Rapture happened yesterday but it didn't quite go as expected. 1.3119 0.05930 109 84 16 9
1553 It's a relic from this weird species... Nobody really knows why they got extinct...Apparently at some point they stopped believing in facts 1.3119 0.05636 109 82 20 7
1554 Look, Mike, I just don't think 2020 could cope with a flying crocodile. 1.3119 0.05785 109 83 18 8
1555 Cecil and Beanie? 1.3119 0.05483 109 81 22 6
1556 What do you mean, "I'm here for a good time, not a long time?" 1.3119 0.04824 109 77 30 2
1557 I tell you, it's a classic. It will long outlive us all. 1.3119 0.05483 109 81 22 6
1558 What do you mean it’s just a passing fad? It’ll take a million years for it to go out of style! 1.3119 0.05164 109 79 26 4
1559 This is all you saw in the future? 1.3119 0.05164 109 79 26 4
1560 Love it! A touch of whimsy for the paleontologists." 1.3119 0.05483 109 81 22 6
1561 What if, after we go extinct, we're NOT remembered for our whimsical headwear? 1.3119 0.05483 109 81 22 6
1562 I don't think it's an issue of age. 1.3119 0.05636 109 82 20 7
1563 Is this another of your lockdown inventions? 1.3119 0.05483 109 81 22 6
1564 It's time to let the 80's go, Ellis. 1.3119 0.05636 109 82 20 7
1565 You found it? Maybe there really was an ancient, lost civilization! 1.3119 0.05483 109 81 22 6
1566 Shouldn't we invent chess first and then a chess club? 1.3119 0.05785 109 83 18 8
1567 Dude, that is so Middle Paleolitchic Age 1.3119 0.05326 109 80 24 5
1568 I don't want it, but I can't take it off. 1.3119 0.05636 109 82 20 7
1569 Does it come in black? 1.3119 0.04997 109 78 28 3
1570 Are you trying to pass as a freshman? 1.3119 0.05164 109 79 26 4
1571 I keep telling you, hats make you bald. 1.3119 0.05326 109 80 24 5
1572 You always embarrass me, thank God the world is ending! 1.3119 0.04997 109 78 28 3
1573 It's an anachronism. 1.3119 0.05164 109 79 26 4
1574 Too festive? 1.3119 0.05483 109 81 22 6
1575 Maybe I'm wrong, but I don't think it'll ever take off. 1.3119 0.05483 109 81 22 6
1576 I got it off a guy I ate. 1.3119 0.05164 109 79 26 4
1577 Get in touch with your inner child," they said. So, I ate two for good measure 1.3119 0.05164 109 79 26 4
1578 I gave up wearing mine in the Cretaceous period, Bruce. 1.3119 0.05164 109 79 26 4
1579 If you want to be taken seriously as a Republican - you have to wear the uniform. 1.3119 0.06210 109 86 12 11
1580 They said it’ll help in mating rituals, but so far no luck 1.3119 0.05930 109 84 16 9
1581 I'm sorry to break it to you, but you're a diversity hire. 1.3119 0.05164 109 79 26 4
1582 If this is evolution, I don’t want to be a part of it. 1.3119 0.05326 109 80 24 5
1583 you look like a blender 1.3119 0.05785 109 83 18 8
1584 The box said suitable for all ages 1.3119 0.05636 109 82 20 7
1585 I’m trying everything I can to attract you before Extinction is finally upon us ! 1.3119 0.05636 109 82 20 7
1586 I said you need beano, not a beanie! 1.3119 0.05930 109 84 16 9
1587 I ate the kid. I wear this to honor his memory. 1.3119 0.05164 109 79 26 4
1588 No offense, Ralph, but that's so Jurassic. 1.3119 0.05785 109 83 18 8
1589 Stop acting like a thousand year old. 1.3119 0.05483 109 81 22 6
1590 You didn’t put that on yourself did you? 1.3119 0.05164 109 79 26 4
1591 I wasn’t sure about attire for a mass extinction event... 1.3119 0.05164 109 79 26 4
1592 Looks like I won't have a hard time looking for you now. 1.3119 0.05636 109 82 20 7
1593 No, dude, you have to evolve wings 1.3119 0.05483 109 81 22 6
1594 Sorry Larry. That's not evolving. It's just mutating. 1.3119 0.06071 109 85 14 10
1595 I think the toupee was less obvious. 1.3119 0.05164 109 79 26 4
1596 So that’s the ‘survival trait’ you’re going with? 1.3119 0.04997 109 78 28 3
1597 The Red Bull didn’t work 1.3119 0.05636 109 82 20 7
1598 Your arms can reach your head? 1.3119 0.05326 109 80 24 5
1599 I think yours flew away. 1.3119 0.05483 109 81 22 6
1600 yeah I got the internship, thanks for asking 1.3119 0.05326 109 80 24 5
1601 I think everybody will be wearing one, barring complete planetary extinction. 1.3119 0.05483 109 81 22 6
1602 I thought you said we weren't dressing up!?! 1.3119 0.05636 109 82 20 7
1603 You said the dress code was business casual. 1.3119 0.05483 109 81 22 6
1604 Dennis, that is so last year 1.3119 0.05483 109 81 22 6
1605 I ordered from Pangea, and it took eons to get here. 1.3119 0.05636 109 82 20 7
1606 So do we need to call you Drone-osaur now? 1.3119 0.05164 109 79 26 4
1607 It’s a fashion evolution 1.3119 0.05326 109 80 24 5
1608 Lady at the shop said it made me look less extinct. 1.3119 0.05164 109 79 26 4
1609 That’s great, but how are you going to get it off? 1.3119 0.05930 109 84 16 9
1610 It looked better on that kid you ate. 1.3113 0.05586 106 79 21 6
1611 Bob, I just don't see you evolving. 1.3113 0.05080 106 76 27 3
1612 No, I love it— it’s very slimming and brings out the color in your eyes. 1.3113 0.05423 106 78 23 5
1613 Let me guess, Secret Santa? 1.3113 0.05586 106 79 21 6
1614 I'm kinda hopping it gives me an advantage in that natural selection game we keep hearing about. 1.3084 0.05541 107 80 21 6
1615 I think it makes me look younger. 1.3084 0.05379 107 79 23 5
1616 Those haven’t been cool since the Triassic Period. 1.3084 0.05541 107 80 21 6
1617 Just because Pterodactyls fly doesn't mean you should try. 1.3084 0.05213 107 78 25 4
1618 I'm not afraid of being bald and neither should you. 1.3084 0.05541 107 80 21 6
1619 Mom always liked you best. 1.3084 0.05851 107 82 17 8
1620 C’mon, those hats are so out of style, they’re almost prehistoric. 1.3084 0.05541 107 80 21 6
1621 I thought it was a meteor that caused our extinction. 1.3084 0.05213 107 78 25 4
1622 It'll never fly. Neither will you. 1.3084 0.05379 107 79 23 5
1623 If we can't get away from it, we might as well pretend and have a good laugh. 1.3084 0.05851 107 82 17 8
1624 Do I have something stuck between my teeth? That always makes me look ridiculous.” 1.3084 0.05213 107 78 25 4
1625 I’m just trying to establish my own identity. 1.3084 0.05213 107 80 22 5
1626 Well it looks cool, but are you sure it will stop meteors? 1.3084 0.05213 107 78 25 4
1627 Sorry Frank, mating season was two months ago! 1.3084 0.04863 107 76 29 2
1628 Infantile, I know. But it’s good to feel young. 1.3084 0.05041 107 77 27 3
1629 What? I thought you said come dressed for a baby shower, not a meteor shower. 1.3084 0.05213 107 78 25 4
1630 I got this at the Cretaceous goodbye party. You weren't invited? 1.3084 0.05851 107 82 17 8
1631 Evolving wings would have worked better. 1.3084 0.05541 107 80 21 6
1632 But, NO Dude, you're not hovering! 1.3084 0.05379 107 79 23 5
1633 Don't smile or it won't work. 1.3084 0.05851 107 82 17 8
1634 I don't understand why people don't take me seriously. 1.3084 0.05379 107 79 23 5
1635 Please tell me you were wearing a mask 1.3084 0.05698 107 81 19 7
1636 Looks familiar. Doesn't the neighbour's son have one like that? 1.3084 0.05851 107 82 17 8
1637 Supposedly, it's more effective than the N95 mask I've been wearing. 1.3084 0.05379 107 79 23 5
1638 No, Herald, I said at the dinner tonight we would talk about our extinction not our distinction. 1.3084 0.05041 107 77 27 3
1639 You think colorful, tiny wings will allow a dinosaur to evolve into a bird? What a dreamer. 1.3084 0.05379 107 79 23 5
1640 I see you watched the Wizard of Oz again. 1.3084 0.05541 107 80 21 6
1641 Did you do something different with your hair? 1.3084 0.05541 107 80 21 6
1642 I’ll trade you for my hula hoop. 1.3084 0.05213 107 78 25 4
1643 Sic transit gloria mundi. 1.3084 0.05541 107 80 21 6
1644 I feel ya dude, but I can't reach it either. 1.3084 0.05541 107 80 21 6
1645 Stand back, it causes cancer 1.3084 0.05999 107 83 15 9
1646 Frank, that isn't evolution... 1.3084 0.05213 107 78 25 4
1647 Harold, for the last time, how can "wind power" be the answer to fossil fuels before we have any fossils? 1.3084 0.05851 107 82 17 8
1648 I got it from Cecil who got it from Beany 1.3084 0.05541 107 80 21 6
1649 I liked the death ray better. 1.3084 0.05541 107 80 21 6
1650 Spin it one more time. I dare you. 1.3084 0.05379 107 79 23 5
1651 Give me the cap next so I can play "Trump". 1.3084 0.05698 107 81 19 7
1652 It was funny at first but now I can’t figure out how to get it off 1.3084 0.05379 107 79 23 5
1653 No, it's cool Orville. I just don't it see it flying. 1.3084 0.05698 107 81 19 7
1654 For the last time Jerry, yes, that is a very cool hat, but we have a more pressing situation going on right now. 1.3084 0.05379 107 79 23 5
1655 Yes, it's still there 1.3084 0.05851 107 82 17 8
1656 Did you eat the rest of it? 1.3084 0.05213 107 78 25 4
1657 I needed an uplift 1.3084 0.05213 107 78 25 4
1658 The kid called it a helicapter. 1.3084 0.05041 107 77 27 3
1659 I just don't see how that helps us with our extinction problem... 1.3084 0.05379 107 79 23 5
1660 Whoa...distinct meet extinct. I love it! 1.3084 0.05541 107 80 21 6
1661 Rupert, you're so unevolved. 1.3084 0.05213 107 78 25 4
1662 It’s not working. You still look old. 1.3084 0.05698 107 81 19 7
1663 That's just going to lead to pants. 1.3084 0.05041 107 77 27 3
1664 Tim, I... don't think that's how we become birds. 1.3084 0.05213 107 78 25 4
1665 Those won't be popular in a million years 1.3084 0.05698 107 81 19 7
1666 And you have to wear it for the entire semester?" 1.3084 0.05379 107 79 23 5
1667 Sorry Al- I can’t reach it either. 1.3084 0.05541 107 80 21 6
1668 Now the asteroid has something to aim at. 1.3084 0.05379 107 79 23 5
1669 The real reason dinosaurs became extinct. 1.3084 0.05041 107 77 27 3
1670 Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son. 1.3084 0.05541 107 80 21 6
1671 Dude are you ready to get your mind blown away?! 1.3084 0.05213 107 78 25 4
1672 I feel like you’re devolving. 1.3084 0.05213 107 78 25 4
1673 Uses less gas. 1.3077 0.05479 104 77 22 5
1674 It detects asteroids. 1.3077 0.05306 104 76 24 4
1675 Well, yes, it makes you look younger and more colorful, but I don't think it's going to fly. 1.3077 0.05306 104 76 24 4
1676 Can you try and soar us Rex? 1.3077 0.05810 104 79 18 7
1677 You came last in the embarrassing Dad competition? 1.3077 0.05647 104 78 20 6
1678 Houston, we have a problem. 1.3077 0.04941 104 74 28 2
1679 You are a dinosaur wearing a hat. 1.3077 0.05127 104 75 26 3
1680 Craigslist 1.3077 0.04941 104 74 28 2
1681 They say no one can tell the difference between alligators and crocodiles. 1.3077 0.05306 104 76 24 4
1682 No. It doesn't make you look less threatening. Just silly. 1.3048 0.05761 105 80 18 7
1683 Don’t advertise your strengths. 1.3048 0.05086 105 76 26 3
1684 I like it but how did you place it on your head? 1.3048 0.05600 105 79 20 6
1685 No, I don't think you look like a nerd. Silly, yes, but not a nerd. 1.3048 0.05600 105 79 20 6
1686 You've really got to start taking this King of the Dinosaurs thing more seriously. 1.3048 0.05918 105 81 16 8
1687 Cheer up—you almost invented the wheel. 1.3048 0.05918 105 81 16 8
1688 I like it. It complements your pea sized brain. 1.3048 0.05761 105 80 18 7
1689 How did your arms reach your head? 1.3048 0.04903 105 75 28 2
1690 I mean, it's a look. 1.3048 0.05263 105 77 24 4
1691 Its going to take 65 Million years for that hat to be in style 1.3048 0.05600 105 79 20 6
1692 You've been acting very differently since you've started dating that helicopterodactyl. 1.3048 0.05761 105 80 18 7
1693 You ate a mammal and didn’t share? 1.3048 0.05263 105 77 24 4
1694 It's only till I'm a sophomore. 1.3048 0.05918 105 81 16 8
1695 Yes, it's a fashion statement. But it's a stupid fashion statement. 1.3048 0.05263 105 77 24 4
1696 What? It keeps me cool, bro. 1.3048 0.05600 105 79 20 6
1697 Now I know how they got the title FRESHMEN. Umm Umm good. 1.3048 0.05600 105 79 20 6
1698 I’m a helicorapter. 1.3048 0.05761 105 80 18 7
1699 Yeah, I'm Modern Orthadox 1.3048 0.05918 105 81 16 8
1700 Imagine what archeologists will think in 65 million years when they find your skull and propeller cap! 1.3048 0.06071 105 82 14 9
1701 I’m seeing ‘smart’ and ‘athletic.’ I mean, you had to do a head stand to put it on. 1.3048 0.05434 105 78 22 5
1702 But Dad - the fossil fuel marketer was so convincing! 1.3048 0.05600 105 79 20 6
1703 Just because we're going extint doesn't mean we can't have some fun on the way out. 1.3048 0.05263 105 77 24 4
1704 Mine was delayed. Should arrive next week. 1.3048 0.05263 105 77 24 4
1705 What do you mean, how'd I put it on? 1.3048 0.05600 105 79 20 6
1706 I've heard those attract asteroids. 1.3048 0.05434 105 78 22 5
1707 Face masks? Pah! 1.3048 0.05600 105 79 20 6
1708 And you’re refusing to wear a mask, really? 1.3048 0.05434 105 78 22 5
1709 Well, it certainly says ‘anti-extinction’ to me. 1.3048 0.05263 105 77 24 4
1710 How's pterodactyl school? 1.3048 0.05600 105 79 20 6
1711 And you think this makes you MORE approachable? 1.3048 0.05263 105 77 24 4
1712 Really, Darryl? Don't we have enough strikes against our species already? 1.3048 0.05434 105 78 22 5
1713 THAT'S going to outlast us? 1.3048 0.05434 105 78 22 5
1714 I think we should see other people. 1.3048 0.05263 105 77 24 4
1715 so, you pledged Omega? 1.3048 0.05434 105 78 22 5
1716 It's very Cretaceous, but I could see it coming back in about 160 millions years plus 1950 or so. 1.3048 0.05600 105 79 20 6
1717 I wouldn’t be caught extinct in it. 1.3048 0.05918 105 81 16 8
1718 Wow, that cap takes millennia off you. 1.3048 0.05263 105 77 24 4
1719 I'm not sure it will change where the world is headed but optimism looks good on you. 1.3048 0.05434 105 78 22 5
1720 So, you got it for 25 scents and three Tricera tops? Nice! 1.3048 0.05761 105 80 18 7
1721 Okay, I'll bite. 1.3048 0.05761 105 80 18 7
1722 You’re an idiot! 1.3048 0.05761 105 80 18 7
1723 Does this hat make my arms look bigger? 1.3048 0.05263 105 77 24 4
1724 Good thing social distance isn’t measured by arm reach. 1.3048 0.05434 105 78 22 5
1725 You don't care about the fossil you're leaving your children? 1.3048 0.05600 105 79 20 6
1726 I see you've gotten in touch with your inner child. 1.3048 0.05761 105 80 18 7
1727 The next thing you know, we'll all be extinct. 1.3048 0.05263 105 77 24 4
1728 Frankly, it detracts from your gravitas. 1.3048 0.05263 105 77 24 4
1729 Yeah, it's whimsical, but is it you? 1.3048 0.05918 105 81 16 8
1730 Said he was a time traveler........so I ate him! 1.3048 0.05434 105 78 22 5
1731 That jerk,Brachiosaurus glued it to my head. 1.3048 0.05263 105 77 24 4
1732 Cool fashion sense, considering your brain's the size of a walnut. 1.3048 0.05086 105 76 26 3
1733 Sure, that'll save us. 1.3048 0.05434 105 78 22 5
1734 I’m going out happy. 1.3048 0.05600 105 79 20 6
1735 But how do you make it spin? 1.3048 0.05918 105 81 16 8
1736 Well, to be honest, I think our sense of humor will probably have to evolve too. 1.3048 0.05600 105 79 20 6
1737 Waist up, right? Just trying to Make Zoom Calls Exciting Again. 1.3048 0.05263 105 77 24 4
1738 Research show, these distract attention away from tiny hands 1.3048 0.05600 105 79 20 6
1739 There’s something different about you... I just can’t quite put my finger on it. 1.3048 0.05761 105 80 18 7
1740 So when the asteroid comes I'll just have to flip this thing and.. 1.3048 0.05918 105 81 16 8
1741 Congrats on your Google internship Rex 1.3048 0.06071 105 82 14 9
1742 Your Father and I are getting a divorce. 1.3048 0.05263 105 77 24 4
1743 Not taking my chances with this natural selection thing Larry 1.3048 0.05434 105 78 22 5
1744 Do you have any other hats you might consider wearing to the party?” “I guess I could wear my MAGA hat.” “Actually, you know what, I love it. Let’s head out. 1.3048 0.06071 105 82 14 9
1745 Yes, it makes your tail look big. 1.3048 0.05434 105 78 22 5
1746 It makes me feel less callous. 1.3048 0.05600 105 79 20 6
1747 That's some beanie, Baby! 1.3039 0.05709 102 77 19 6
1748 Wow,is that vintage? 1.3039 0.05536 102 76 21 5
1749 Either you eat the evidence or I will. 1.3039 0.05358 102 75 23 4
1750 That’s not something a 66-million-year-old should wear. 1.3039 0.05709 102 77 19 6
1751 Be honest, does this make me look fat? 1.3039 0.05536 102 76 21 5
1752 If that's how you spent all your research money, we're toast. 1.3030 0.04859 99 70 28 1
1753 Have you always been gay? 1.3030 0.05459 99 73 22 4
1754 We're going to be extinct, who cares if I look Ridiculous. 1.3010 0.05988 103 80 15 8
1755 What? And give up show business? 1.3010 0.05661 103 78 19 6
1756 Dad, please don’t walk me to school with that hat. 1.3010 0.05661 103 78 19 6
1757 Considering the lift dynamics, I don’t see where you’re going with this. 1.3010 0.05490 103 77 21 5
1758 Wow, you don't see those much anymore. 1.3010 0.05490 103 77 21 5
1759 Relax, you'll get your turn with the hat - we have plenty of time. 1.3010 0.05988 103 80 15 8
1760 How Triassic of you. 1.3010 0.05314 103 76 23 4
1761 Where on Earth did you get the idea for that? 1.3010 0.05314 103 76 23 4
1762 Yeah, it looks ridiculous. But the fact that you got it on your head with those short arms is impressive. 1.3010 0.05490 103 77 21 5
1763 It is a nice hat, but did you really have to eat the child? 1.3010 0.05988 103 80 15 8
1764 They are calling it: Make the Jurrasic Period Great Again! 1.3010 0.06298 103 82 11 10
1765 We'll always have Paris! 1.3010 0.05827 103 79 17 7
1766 What? I thought I'd add some whimsy to our situation. 1.3010 0.05490 103 77 21 5
1767 Okay, first let me say that I love that you're looking for a meaningful evolutionary adaptation." 1.3010 0.05132 103 75 25 3
1768 Please tell me I'm not evolving. 1.3010 0.04943 103 74 27 2
1769 It's Hazing! The next thing you know they'll be telling you to eat plants! 1.3010 0.05988 103 80 15 8
1770 Yeah, but how did it get there? 1.3010 0.05490 103 77 21 5
1771 Listen man, I'm here for a fun time, not a long time. 1.3010 0.05490 103 77 21 5
1772 Gee, Igor, we just learned to stand and walk on two feet--and now you want to fly 1.3010 0.05490 103 77 21 5
1773 Sorry, Frank; you're still not an Archaeopteryx. 1.3010 0.05314 103 76 23 4
1774 I think we're gonna need a lot more lift, Orville. 1.3010 0.05314 103 76 23 4
1775 I think you might be going too far trying to lighten our image… 1.3010 0.05988 103 80 15 8
1776 I guess it does make you look younger. 1.3010 0.05490 103 77 21 5
1777 Really Frank,we are trying to evolve 1.3010 0.05314 103 76 23 4
1778 Is it working? 1.3010 0.05661 103 78 19 6
1779 That's just a garnish? I always thought you ate the whole thing! 1.3010 0.05314 103 76 23 4
1780 Whatever gets you through the extinction. 1.3010 0.05132 103 75 25 3
1781 Oh NO! It's pledge week again! 1.3010 0.05827 103 79 17 7
1782 Nice try, but you can't distract me from our inevitable extinction. 1.3010 0.05314 103 76 23 4
1783 Hey, it was either this or a panic room. 1.3010 0.05132 103 75 25 3
1784 Really, it makes you look at least ten years younger. 1.3010 0.05314 103 76 23 4
1785 You're going to drive the paleontologists crazy! 1.3010 0.05661 103 78 19 6
1786 To be honest Rex, I can't decide between Spinosaurus, Colorceratops, or Dorkoraptor. 1.3010 0.05661 103 78 19 6
1787 If this is the apex of our evolution, we deserve an asteroid. 1.3010 0.05490 103 77 21 5
1788 Ah, you're asking ME why no one takes YOU seriously as a monster? 1.3010 0.05661 103 78 19 6
1789 And that protects you from asteroids, how? 1.3010 0.05490 103 77 21 5
1790 Sorry, I only have one so I’ll have to go without you. 1.3010 0.05314 103 76 23 4
1791 That hat makes you look like a peabrain. 1.3010 0.05490 103 77 21 5
1792 It makes you look a bit flighty 1.3010 0.05314 103 76 23 4
1793 Are you a Velociraptor? 1.3010 0.05132 103 75 25 3
1794 This and my hat with big mouse ears will be around long after we’re gone. 1.3010 0.05661 103 78 19 6
1795 When I wear it, I receive HBO-MAX on the inside of my eyelids. And on the weekends, I also get the Weather Channel. 1.3010 0.05661 103 78 19 6
1796 Guarantees I get an archeological dig named for me. 1.3010 0.05314 103 76 23 4
1797 Who knew a fad would last 10,000 years. 1.3010 0.05827 103 79 17 7
1798 Sorry, Chad. Not even if the world was ending.” 1.3010 0.05988 103 80 15 8
1799 I want your opinion. I liked it better than those Make Alligators Great Again caps but they are telling me it is too gay for the swamp. 1.3010 0.05988 103 80 15 8
1800 I thought it would distract from the crappy drawing but it's not working! 1.3010 0.05314 103 76 23 4
1801 'I warned you not to rush that Fraternity.' 1.3010 0.05314 103 76 23 4
1802 Not bad Herb–but maybe we should evolve ears instead. 1.3010 0.05132 103 75 25 3
1803 What time is liftoff ? 1.3010 0.05132 103 75 25 3
1804 No, this does not make your arms look bigger either. 1.3010 0.04943 103 74 27 2
1805 It's silly but it's definitely you. 1.3010 0.05132 103 75 25 3
1806 I have an audition for a kid's show... 1.3010 0.05988 103 80 15 8
1807 Oh please Randy... grow up! 1.3010 0.06145 103 81 13 9
1808 Yes, morale is important, but the asteroid's still coming. 1.3010 0.05490 103 77 21 5
1809 Do you realize that freshman year doesn't start for another 65 million years. 1.3010 0.05827 103 79 17 7
1810 It just isn't you,Frederick. 1.3010 0.05661 103 78 19 6
1811 That style is so Mesozoic. 1.3010 0.05490 103 77 21 5
1812 Talk to me when you're ready for a serious relationship. 1.3010 0.05661 103 78 19 6
1813 If this helps keep us safe from falling objects...I'm all for it. 1.3010 0.04943 103 74 27 2
1814 I need the attention. 1.3010 0.05314 103 76 23 4
1815 They come in a four-pack, so the triceratops had an extra. 1.3010 0.05827 103 79 17 7
1816 Did you file a claim? 1.3010 0.05988 103 80 15 8
1817 Is my head spinning? 1.3010 0.05490 103 77 21 5
1818 This may be a style that should go extinct" 1.3010 0.05314 103 76 23 4
1819 Bad Hair Day? 1.3010 0.05988 103 80 15 8
1820 Ah--so that's what natural selection is. 1.3010 0.06145 103 81 13 9
1821 That's the dumbest thing you've bought since comet insurance. 1.3010 0.05661 103 78 19 6
1822 I dunno man, they’re going to think you had something dumb like...feathers. 1.3010 0.05314 103 76 23 4
1823 Sure... that's exactly what I meant by: "evolve into flying animals"... 1.3010 0.04747 103 73 29 1
1824 Be honest, does this hat make me look fat? 1.3010 0.05827 103 79 17 7
1825 They had no T-shirts left 1.3010 0.05132 103 75 25 3
1826 Doesn’t really have a “terrible lizard-y” vibe, but ok 1.3010 0.05827 103 79 17 7
1827 I plan on catching my prey with the element of childlike whimsy. 1.3010 0.05314 103 76 23 4
1828 Can you help me take this off? 1.3010 0.05490 103 77 21 5
1829 I think it might add some whimsy to Zoom calls with my parents. 1.3010 0.05661 103 78 19 6
1830 it’s Hanukkah not Purim you schmuk 1.3010 0.05988 103 80 15 8
1831 Sorry Melvin, I got the last one 1.3010 0.05661 103 78 19 6
1832 That’s certainly one way to evolve 1.3010 0.05490 103 77 21 5
1833 More of a second date outfit. 1.3010 0.05132 103 75 25 3
1834 We’ll be extinct before that look catches on. 1.3000 0.05222 100 73 24 3
1835 Yeah, we're related to birds but that's not gonna fly with the Mrs. 1.3000 0.05596 100 75 20 5
1836 Ugh, that hat is sooo 65 million years ago 1.3000 0.05774 100 76 18 6
1837 I don't care where you got the hat. I wanna know where you got the box tops in the first place? 1.3000 0.05946 100 77 16 7
1838 Well if you do catch a Pterodactyl, at least let me know what it tastes like. 1.3000 0.04606 100 70 30 0
1839 It's called going extinct in style. 1.3000 0.05222 100 73 24 3
1840 It is cute, but I'm not totally sure it proves intelligent design. 1.3000 0.06113 100 78 14 8
1841 Wow, to see the effects of evolution close up. 1.3000 0.05222 100 73 24 3
1842 The kid from the future I ate was wearing it. 1.3000 0.05222 100 73 24 3
1843 It's mine. I wrote my name in it. 1.3000 0.05774 100 76 18 6
1844 Donald Trump said this would let me fly! 1.3000 0.05946 100 77 16 7
1845 Shouldn't someone tell the cartoonist that we're color blind? 1.3000 0.05596 100 75 20 5
1846 Sorry. That look became extinct 20 million years ago. 1.3000 0.05412 100 74 22 4
1847 Your fashion sense is devolving.” 1.3000 0.05596 100 75 20 5
1848 Do you realize that this is an early sign of the end of our species? 1.3000 0.05412 100 74 22 4
1849 Hey, my invention is at least carbon-free. 1.3000 0.05025 100 72 26 2
1850 "It might have been a gift but I wouldn't keep that on my head. 1.3000 0.05596 100 75 20 5
1851 I thought you were Cecil! 1.3000 0.05222 100 73 24 3
1852 Sorry, there is a pandemic, this is the best we could do for a bar mitzvah. 1.3000 0.05774 100 76 18 6
1853 Why are you trying to pass as renewable when everyone knows you’re fossil? 1.3000 0.05596 100 75 20 5
1854 Am I flying yet? 1.3000 0.05222 100 73 24 3
1855 Who do you think you are? Donald Trump? 1.3000 0.06113 100 78 14 8
1856 No Beanie, I said nightcap. 1.3000 0.05412 100 74 22 4
1857 If that's your big idea, not sure we're gonna make it. 1.3000 0.05596 100 75 20 5
1858 It's just a fad, it'll die out. 1.3000 0.05412 100 74 22 4
1859 It's part of my initiation into Nu Alpha Kappa." 1.3000 0.05596 100 75 20 5
1860 I asked God to be a Pterodactyl and he gave me this 1.3000 0.05596 100 75 20 5
1861 So I ate the kid, clothes and all, but the beanie was a keeper" 1.3000 0.05774 100 76 18 6
1862 It's a little cliche. 1.3000 0.05412 100 74 22 4
1863 Keeping it light, are we Earnie? 1.3000 0.05222 100 73 24 3
1864 Those things have gone the way of the, well, you know. 1.3000 0.05946 100 77 16 7
1865 I am what I am. 1.3000 0.05596 100 75 20 5
1866 Can you get matching shoes?" 1.3000 0.05596 100 75 20 5
1867 You've been snacking on time travelers again. 1.3000 0.05412 100 74 22 4
1868 Was it on sale? 1.3000 0.05596 100 75 20 5
1869 I'm not sure. Is it returnable? 1.3000 0.05412 100 74 22 4
1870 Honestly, I think it makes you look vane. 1.3000 0.05412 100 74 22 4
1871 And you say you can predict meteor strikes with that thing? 1.3000 0.05596 100 75 20 5
1872 Going somewhere? 1.3000 0.05774 100 76 18 6
1873 Tonight I’m gonna party like it’s 66,000,001 BC 1.3000 0.05774 100 76 18 6
1874 I thought you were going to ask for longer arms? 1.3000 0.05412 100 74 22 4
1875 T-Bro, let's photobomb the Flintstones before that volcanic ash covers us for all eternity! 1.3000 0.06276 100 79 12 9
1876 I want to look presidential 1.3000 0.06113 100 78 14 8
1877 I do admire your joie de vivre what with the Ice Age upon us and all. 1.3000 0.04606 100 70 30 0
1878 Well, you're dressed up! Got a date for that meteor everyone's talking about? 1.3000 0.05025 100 72 26 2
1879 Whatd'ya think? My lunch made it. 1.3000 0.05596 100 75 20 5
1880 I can't reach to take it off. 1.3000 0.05412 100 74 22 4
1881 Swap for a kazoo? 1.3000 0.05222 100 73 24 3
1882 Don't look at me like that. It sparks joy. 1.3000 0.05412 100 74 22 4
1883 What’s a drone? 1.3000 0.05412 100 74 22 4
1884 I’m an LGTBQ helicopter parent. 1.3000 0.05412 100 74 22 4
1885 You'll never be able to fly without one. 1.3000 0.05946 100 77 16 7
1886 It was the only part that wasn't digestible 1.3000 0.05412 100 74 22 4
1887 OK, its cute, but you'll never be a terrordactyl. 1.3000 0.05412 100 74 22 4
1888 Well, I went to the future. The bad news is we're extinct. The good news is I got a cool, new hat. 1.3000 0.05774 100 76 18 6
1889 I lost mine at the glaad rally. 1.3000 0.05946 100 77 16 7
1890 This seems worse than the "time traveler kills a butterfly" thing. 1.3000 0.05774 100 76 18 6
1891 I’m accessing the gravity of our situation. 1.3000 0.05412 100 74 22 4
1892 Forget it. It will be millions of years before we can fly. 1.3000 0.05596 100 75 20 5
1893 Maybe if you flap faster. 1.3000 0.05222 100 73 24 3
1894 Were you wearing that hat when you told them your asteroid theory? 1.3000 0.05596 100 75 20 5
1895 What? It goes with everything. 1.3000 0.05596 100 75 20 5
1896 You won't get far. You can't reach the propeller. 1.3000 0.05774 100 76 18 6
1897 Haven't seen one of those since the 67,890,780s. 1.3000 0.06113 100 78 14 8
1898 Yes, it does make you look less threatening. But also, more ridiculous. 1.3000 0.05596 100 75 20 5
1899 I tried on one of those, but it clashed with my genes. 1.3000 0.05946 100 77 16 7
1900 It doesn't really go with our brand. 1.3000 0.05222 100 73 24 3
1901 We take the high holy days a little more seriously around here. 1.3000 0.05774 100 76 18 6
1902 Yeah, it's cute, but I still think we're doomed. 1.3000 0.05596 100 75 20 5
1903 You wanna go see the moon and the stars,Baby? 1.3000 0.05025 100 72 26 2
1904 Trust me. It will be all the rage 100 million years from now.” 1.3000 0.05774 100 76 18 6
1905 They were sold out of MAGA hats. 1.3000 0.05774 100 76 18 6
1906 I'll bet the mammals can't come up with something like that. Not in a million years! 1.3000 0.05412 100 74 22 4
1907 How many times do I have to tell you not to play with your food! 1.3000 0.05412 100 74 22 4
1908 Wally, tell me you just didn't eat that guy with the laptop! 1.3000 0.05596 100 75 20 5
1909 The soothsayer said "evolve" not "revolve." 1.3000 0.05946 100 77 16 7
1910 Nice try but I don't think we can escape our fate that way. 1.3000 0.05412 100 74 22 4
1911 I was willing to ignore it when they declared that we'd had feathers - even multicolored ones - but this? Ridiculous! 1.3000 0.05774 100 76 18 6
1912 Well, it DOES draw the focus away from your tiny little arms. 1.3000 0.05412 100 74 22 4
1913 Ehh...I've seen worse. 1.3000 0.05412 100 74 22 4
1914 In awhile, imbe-cile 1.3000 0.04820 100 71 28 1
1915 I can always tell when you’re lying. 1.3000 0.05774 100 76 18 6
1916 The crocodile space program is getting off to a slow start 1.3000 0.05946 100 77 16 7
1917 Yeah, like you're gonna make it off the Yucatan in time... 1.3000 0.05025 100 72 26 2
1918 It will catch on. Honestly, just trust me on this one! 1.3000 0.05412 100 74 22 4
1919 Seriously, Greorge...I doubt anyone is going to care what I wear to the Comet-Watching party!! 1.3000 0.05774 100 76 18 6
1920 Does this make my teeth look big? 1.3000 0.05412 100 74 22 4
1921 See you on the other side 1.3000 0.05596 100 75 20 5
1922 Look. It’s been a year. I just want to have some fun before the meteor 1.3000 0.05412 100 74 22 4
1923 I feel overdressed. 1.3000 0.05946 100 77 16 7
1924 As it occurred with all great artists before me, they'll only appreciate this once I go extinct. 1.3000 0.06113 100 78 14 8
1925 You ate the pretzel guy, didn’t you? 1.3000 0.06113 100 78 14 8
1926 It's important to have fun in life. You never know when it will end...” 1.3000 0.05596 100 75 20 5
1927 This is how birds evolved in my universe. 1.3000 0.05596 100 75 20 5
1928 You're going to have to make that thing go a lot faster if we are going to make it out of here in time. 1.3000 0.05596 100 75 20 5
1929 The worse part is I can’t reach it to take it off 1.3000 0.06113 100 78 14 8
1930 Pseudo Sue 1.3000 0.05412 100 74 22 4
1931 Whatever, Charles. You’re the one who told me to be my authentic self. 1.3000 0.05946 100 77 16 7
1932 Does this hat make me look any less intimidating? 1.3000 0.05946 100 77 16 7
1933 The guy at the store said it made me look ten years younger 1.3000 0.05222 100 73 24 3
1934 Evolution is no joke Rex 1.3000 0.05412 100 74 22 4
1935 How can you be gay with teeth like that? 1.2991 0.05347 107 80 22 5
1936 They say it will save the planet. 1.2970 0.05894 101 78 16 7
1937 That's so extinct. 1.2967 0.06151 91 70 15 6
1938 Yes, the hat does make your teeth look big. 1.2967 0.05741 91 68 19 4
1939 I suppose if your friends told you to eat a skinny cave man you’d do that too!! 1.2967 0.05524 91 67 21 3
1940 Don’t you think the color of this hat is dino-mite? 1.2967 0.06347 91 71 13 7
1941 What’s a patent? 1.2963 0.05943 81 60 18 3
1942 Really Honey... no one thinks you're boring. 1.2959 0.05468 98 73 21 4
1943 Those stopped being popular during the Triassic.” 1.2959 0.05468 98 73 21 4
1944 I hope you weren't expecting much of a campus life... 1.2959 0.05657 98 74 19 5
1945 We all need to do our part to throw the asteroid off course. 1.2959 0.05068 98 71 25 2
1946 I want to do more than just survive on land....I want to live! 1.2959 0.05468 98 73 21 4
1947 I can't help thinking that it's too little too late. 1.2959 0.06357 98 78 11 9
1948 It’s supposed to keep you cool. 1.2959 0.05068 98 71 25 2
1949 The Chasidim disapprove of this skullcap. 1.2959 0.05468 98 73 21 4
1950 I bought it at a Going Extinct Sale. 1.2959 0.05657 98 74 19 5
1951 Recently discovered cave painting offers definitive proof that Earth less than 200 years old. 1.2959 0.06521 98 79 9 10
1952 If only you could reach high enough to take that foolish thing off your head 1.2959 0.05468 98 73 21 4
1953 It just seems like a lot for an ambush predator. 1.2959 0.05468 98 73 21 4
1954 You need to start acting your period. 1.2959 0.05657 98 74 19 5
1955 Wow. That's Jurassic. 1.2959 0.05840 98 75 17 6
1956 Ted, you don’t look foolish. In fact I think it accentuates your eyes. 1.2959 0.05840 98 75 17 6
1957 I don't care how ridiculous my propeller hat looks--I ate 62 boxes of Kellogg's Cracklin' Oat Bran to get it! 1.2959 0.05272 98 72 23 3
1958 I wouldn’t say they’re extinct, but it’s definitely out of style. 1.2959 0.05657 98 74 19 5
1959 First of all, you’ll need more lift. Secondly, just where do you want to go? 1.2959 0.05840 98 75 17 6
1960 Gary! Haven’t seen you in a while. How you beanie? 1.2959 0.05657 98 74 19 5
1961 You're a biped now, have some dignity. 1.2959 0.05468 98 73 21 4
1962 You're right. It makes you look less ominous. 1.2959 0.05657 98 74 19 5
1963 You have evolved into a Velocicopter! 1.2959 0.05657 98 74 19 5
1964 Won't you be glad when rush week is over? 1.2959 0.05272 98 72 23 3
1965 Yeah, I guess so, but I doubt the prey will see you as more approachable. 1.2959 0.05468 98 73 21 4
1966 I have a premonition that your species won't evolve. 1.2959 0.05657 98 74 19 5
1967 I won damn it! 1.2959 0.05840 98 75 17 6
1968 Gosh, I haven't seen one of those in like 65 million years! 1.2959 0.05468 98 73 21 4
1969 So, the mammals think we're just joking . . .and that's how we survive . .right? 1.2959 0.05272 98 72 23 3
1970 I wouldn't be caught dead in that. 1.2959 0.05840 98 75 17 6
1971 I gotta stop eating those Psilocybinsaurus 1.2959 0.05468 98 73 21 4
1972 You make my head spin ! 1.2959 0.05657 98 74 19 5
1973 Yep, that'll help you pass as a vegetarian as long as you keep your mouth closed. 1.2959 0.05657 98 74 19 5
1974 It's cute, but I'll bet on fossil fuels over wind for the foreseeable future... 1.2959 0.05272 98 72 23 3
1975 C'mon, it's no stupider than the rest of me. 1.2959 0.06017 98 76 15 7
1976 That’s going to frighten the kids! 1.2959 0.05468 98 73 21 4
1977 It's not the beanie that's preventing you from soaring 1.2959 0.05840 98 75 17 6
1978 She's a pterodactyl, man. She's out of your class. 1.2959 0.05657 98 74 19 5
1979 I think you're onto something Orville. 1.2959 0.05272 98 72 23 3
1980 What do you mean you don't like it? I thought colorful plumage would make me more attractive. 1.2959 0.05468 98 73 21 4
1981 You think the mom of the kid I ate will be mad I took his cool hat? 1.2959 0.05468 98 73 21 4
1982 That wouldn't be fashionable in 65 million years. 1.2959 0.05272 98 72 23 3
1983 Jerry, c'mon! I told you, trying to be a Pterodactyl ain't gonna make the ladies fall for you, man! 1.2959 0.05468 98 73 21 4
1984 We're going extinct tomorrow and this is what you had to show me. 1.2959 0.06017 98 76 15 7
1985 Hopefully a meteor will strike you down before anyone else sees you in that thing. 1.2959 0.05068 98 71 25 2
1986 The humans call it a MAGA hat. 1.2959 0.05657 98 74 19 5
1987 I think we want our legacy to be awe and terror, not self-effacing levity. 1.2959 0.05657 98 74 19 5
1988 Does it make my hands look bigger? 1.2959 0.05468 98 73 21 4
1989 Of course I’m staring at your hat, my vision is based on movement. 1.2959 0.05840 98 75 17 6
1990 It’s suppose to spin when there’s imminent danger. 1.2959 0.05272 98 72 23 3
1991 You keep that up and it won’t be a meteor that renders us extinct. 1.2959 0.05657 98 74 19 5
1992 No, I think it makes you look smarter. 1.2959 0.05468 98 73 21 4
1993 I hope that doesn't give you head saurs 1.2959 0.05657 98 74 19 5
1994 Was that the only part of it that didn’t taste good? 1.2959 0.05272 98 72 23 3
1995 Weird Rex, but ok 1.2959 0.05657 98 74 19 5
1996 I dunno, it's just a bit... 'retro'... 1.2959 0.05657 98 74 19 5
1997 THAT'S your plan to keep us from going extinct? 1.2959 0.06017 98 76 15 7
1998 If you wear that thing in public, your demise will be meteoric. 1.2959 0.05468 98 73 21 4
1999 I know it's ridiculous, but it works very well singles bars - it is a great conversation piece AND it hides my bald spot. 1.2959 0.06017 98 76 15 7
2000 Please don’t tell me this is a part of the “asteroid is coming” conspiracy theory! 1.2959 0.06017 98 76 15 7
2001 Listen, even if it made you look younger, It's not gonna save you from extinction. 1.2959 0.05657 98 74 19 5
2002 It could be worse... Picture me in pants. 1.2959 0.05272 98 72 23 3
2003 An asteroid safety helmet? That's the stupidest thing I ever heard! 1.2959 0.05272 98 72 23 3
2004 You know, not too many people could make that work, but you really own it. 1.2959 0.05657 98 74 19 5
2005 My therapist suggested that get in touch with my inner child 1.2959 0.05657 98 74 19 5
2006 If God had wanted dinosaurs to fly, we'd have been born with wings. 1.2959 0.05840 98 75 17 6
2007 The guy was bland, but the hat is quite tasteful. 1.2959 0.05657 98 74 19 5
2008 The T stands for tyrannosaurus, not tot. 1.2959 0.06017 98 76 15 7
2009 What does "color" mean? 1.2959 0.05840 98 75 17 6
2010 There's absolutely no chance you can fly, never in 100 million years. 1.2959 0.05657 98 74 19 5
2011 In the wild, the male tries to get the attention of the female during mating season. 1.2959 0.05657 98 74 19 5
2012 To get to the other side. 1.2959 0.05272 98 72 23 3
2013 When I go, I want to be remembered as innovative." 1.2959 0.05840 98 75 17 6
2014 Really? 1.2959 0.05468 98 73 21 4
2015 You're still going to scare the hell out of the Triceratops! 1.2959 0.05840 98 75 17 6
2016 They're still not going to let you in Disney World. 1.2959 0.04856 98 70 27 1
2017 I think it looks really retro, but I like it better than your ice cap. 1.2959 0.05272 98 72 23 3
2018 Has-bean! 1.2959 0.05468 98 73 21 4
2019 We promised each other no silly hats. 1.2959 0.05468 98 73 21 4
2020 Aren't you a bit old for that? 1.2959 0.05468 98 73 21 4
2021 It may not prevent extinction but it’s still a good look for you. 1.2959 0.05068 98 71 25 2
2022 Sure you can stand upright,but tech companies are not going to hire a dinosaur. 1.2959 0.06017 98 76 15 7
2023 I see. And what's your salary as a social influencer? 1.2959 0.05468 98 73 21 4
2024 ...I had the munchies... 1.2959 0.05840 98 75 17 6
2025 Oh yes! It automatically activates to blow away any asteroids, it was a Cyber Monday deal 1.2959 0.06017 98 76 15 7
2026 It may be too late for us to switch to alternative energy sources 1.2959 0.05272 98 72 23 3
2027 We got volcanoes erupting and you propeller-heads keep talking about some future ice age. 1.2959 0.05468 98 73 21 4
2028 When are you going to start taking this extinction seriously? 1.2959 0.05840 98 75 17 6
2029 Don’t look now, but a flying ancestor just built his home on your head! 1.2959 0.06017 98 76 15 7
2030 Randy, you KNOW mom and dad could only afford to send one of us to college! 1.2959 0.05840 98 75 17 6
2031 It makes me feel pretty. 1.2959 0.05840 98 75 17 6
2032 I swapped it for my MAGA hat. 1.2959 0.05068 98 71 25 2
2033 You've got something on your head. 1.2959 0.05068 98 71 25 2
2034 I want to spin it so bad. Damn these tiny arms! 1.2959 0.05272 98 72 23 3
2035 It seems a bit... frivolous, given our impending extinction. 1.2959 0.05657 98 74 19 5
2036 And then they anesthetized me, and when I woke up... 1.2959 0.05468 98 73 21 4
2037 Well, I'm not thinking about the tiny arms thing anymore. 1.2959 0.05468 98 73 21 4
2038 How it got there isn't the most important question right now. 1.2959 0.05272 98 72 23 3
2039 We’re among the largest known land predators, estimated to have exerted the strongest bite force among all terrestrial animals. Let them laugh. 1.2959 0.05840 98 75 17 6
2040 Face it, Harold, the pterodactyls are never going to accept you. 1.2959 0.05657 98 74 19 5
2041 Maybe it's a mid-life crisis but it makes me feel young and less like a dinosaur 1.2959 0.05657 98 74 19 5
2042 That's not going to protect you from a meteorite, mate. 1.2959 0.05657 98 74 19 5
2043 I said THINKING CAP, but get me one of those too. 1.2959 0.05657 98 74 19 5
2044 Would go great with an aviator jacket. Wait... We don't even wear clothes. 1.2959 0.05657 98 74 19 5
2045 Does this hat make my arms look small? 1.2959 0.05657 98 74 19 5
2046 Am I a bird yet? 1.2959 0.05840 98 75 17 6
2047 I told you time traveling was dangerous, Steve. 1.2959 0.05468 98 73 21 4
2048 Does this hat make me look phat? 1.2959 0.05068 98 71 25 2
2049 See you later alligator.” “After while.. propodile. 1.2959 0.05272 98 72 23 3
2050 No means no. 1.2959 0.05068 98 71 25 2
2051 Oh, you joined a cult? 1.2959 0.05657 98 74 19 5
2052 even if it works, Leonardo, it’s just not age appropriate 1.2959 0.05272 98 72 23 3
2053 Is it working for you in keeping the virus away? 1.2959 0.05272 98 72 23 3
2054 Do you believe this helps you hide? 1.2959 0.05068 98 71 25 2
2055 But how am I supposed to get off this desert island? 1.2959 0.05468 98 73 21 4
2056 Daddy is trying to get us a preemptive pardon" 1.2959 0.06017 98 76 15 7
2057 I don't know Cecil. It can't look any worse than 2020, right? 1.2959 0.05468 98 73 21 4
2058 I really respect the whimsical reference to our evolution from avian ancestors 1.2959 0.05468 98 73 21 4
2059 are you trying to distract from your stubby arms? 1.2959 0.05657 98 74 19 5
2060 I think you should just leave the flying for the birds Dave. 1.2959 0.05468 98 73 21 4
2061 I think we'll need a better distraction from the impending doom all around us 1.2959 0.05272 98 72 23 3
2062 When did you become Jewish? 1.2959 0.05468 98 73 21 4
2063 It was wild. They thought I was a new Google employee, and gave me this Noogler hat. 1.2959 0.06017 98 76 15 7
2064 Don’t play with your food. 1.2959 0.06017 98 76 15 7
2065 Oh God Gary, you ate a kid! 1.2959 0.06190 98 77 13 8
2066 You’d really do ANYTHING to go down in history, wouldn’t you? 1.2959 0.05468 98 73 21 4
2067 You know you look like a dork? 1.2959 0.05657 98 74 19 5
2068 My afternoon snack was wearing it. 1.2959 0.05272 98 72 23 3
2069 I wouldn't worry about it going out of style. 1.2959 0.05840 98 75 17 6
2070 yes, this is what I'm wearing to the royal wedding. 1.2959 0.06017 98 76 15 7
2071 - ‘stand upwind all you want... we’re still extinct’. 1.2959 0.06190 98 77 13 8
2072 yes yes I know it’s not windy today- it’s propelled by my anxiety! 1.2959 0.05657 98 74 19 5
2073 Take it off, my arms are too short. 1.2947 0.05574 95 71 20 4
2074 This is why we are going extinct, Gary." 1.2929 0.05607 99 75 19 5
2075 Mr. President, the fake news outlets are projecting a mammoth turnout. 1.2929 0.05964 99 77 15 7
2076 That’s not what they meant when they told us they needed more people of color. 1.2929 0.05607 99 75 19 5
2077 Modern Orthodox? 1.2923 0.06476 65 48 15 2
2078 You will look ridiculous mounted in a museum! 1.2917 0.05322 96 71 22 3
2079 Cute, but that kind of thing won't be funny for long....... 1.2903 0.05423 93 69 21 3
2080 It landed on your head how? 1.2903 0.04732 93 66 27 0
2081 It's not going to fly, Orville. 1.2903 0.05423 93 69 21 3
2082 Frank, if your life’s spinning out of control, you might as well do it in style. 1.2903 0.05423 93 69 21 3
2083 Aw, come on. You mean that’s all that’s left? 1.2887 0.05668 97 74 18 5
2084 You need to stay relevant or you'll end up extinct. 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
2085 The salesman said that?! I got some bad news for you... 1.2887 0.05668 97 74 18 5
2086 I can't Bobby, if I wear one of those my family will disown me. 1.2887 0.05668 97 74 18 5
2087 does it make my teeth look bigger? 1.2887 0.05276 97 72 22 3
2088 I'm afraid you're not evolving enough for me. 1.2887 0.05276 97 72 22 3
2089 Ain't evolution grand?!? 1.2887 0.05276 97 72 22 3
2090 Can't wait to hear how you're going to put a spin on this story. 1.2887 0.05068 97 71 24 2
2091 The hat is going to look great with my bones. 1.2887 0.06211 97 77 12 8
2092 That style can only lead to our species extinction. 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
2093 Thursday is Wacky Tie Day Frank! Now you just look ridiculous 1.2887 0.05668 97 74 18 5
2094 You bet Jurassic it’s funny. 1.2887 0.06211 97 77 12 8
2095 You're not taking climate change seriously. 1.2887 0.05855 97 75 16 6
2096 Extinction be damned! 1.2887 0.05668 97 74 18 5
2097 See ya later alligator 1.2887 0.06035 97 76 14 7
2098 Please dear! I implore you! Remember Icarus! 1.2887 0.05668 97 74 18 5
2099 Let me see you take it off. 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
2100 Five thousand years from now no one will ever remember it. 1.2887 0.05855 97 75 16 6
2101 Did you eat the little board with wheels it was riding? Junior would have loved to play with that. 1.2887 0.06035 97 76 14 7
2102 ... and besides that, how would you spin it? 1.2887 0.05068 97 71 24 2
2103 They come with the Kid's Lunch. 1.2887 0.05668 97 74 18 5
2104 Sorry love, I bought a ticket to the Ark behind your back... 1.2887 0.04851 97 70 26 1
2105 Who ever heard of a flying dinosaur?! 1.2887 0.05276 97 72 22 3
2106 When they dig me up in 60 million years, this will drive them crazy. 1.2887 0.05855 97 75 16 6
2107 Even a lizard brain needs some stroking. 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
2108 It’ll never take off. 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
2109 It starts with gifts. 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
2110 And they say there's no difference between the parties! 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
2111 To survive, we have to appear non-threatening and look whimsical instead. 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
2112 We can’t flap our arms, so I guess it’s worth a try. 1.2887 0.04625 97 69 28 0
2113 The sales clerk says it's made of this stuff called "plastic" and it'll still be here long after we're gone. 1.2887 0.05855 97 75 16 6
2114 It doesn't scream "King of Tyrant Lizards." 1.2887 0.05276 97 72 22 3
2115 Well, I think it looks silly on you. 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
2116 I think you need to work on your survival instinct. 1.2887 0.05668 97 74 18 5
2117 I know, I know, but the University of Florida is paying me. 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
2118 Do I still look scary? Be honest. 1.2887 0.05668 97 74 18 5
2119 You don’t need a silly hat to know which way the wind blows. 1.2887 0.05276 97 72 22 3
2120 It just works. 1.2887 0.05068 97 71 24 2
2121 Impulse shopping does help with these apocalyptic days. 1.2887 0.05276 97 72 22 3
2122 Scientists will think you were a Dodo 1.2887 0.05276 97 72 22 3
2123 You know it’s choices like that that make me glad we’re going extinct. 1.2887 0.05855 97 75 16 6
2124 Stealing the kid's cap was one thing, but why'd you have to eat him? 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
2125 I guess this is goodbye, son. 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
2126 I wouldn't be found dead in that hat, but it's your funeral." 1.2887 0.05668 97 74 18 5
2127 Your taking Helicopter Parent way to seriously Mom ! 1.2887 0.05668 97 74 18 5
2128 Those colors make you look ridiculous. 1.2887 0.05855 97 75 16 6
2129 Sorry, but retro irony won't be invented for another 65 million years. 1.2887 0.05276 97 72 22 3
2130 So, you’re a Beanie Raptor? 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
2131 I may be extinct but I'm not out of fashion. 1.2887 0.05668 97 74 18 5
2132 Stan, for Pete's sake, you're just going to have to accept you're not a Pterodactyl 1.2887 0.05668 97 74 18 5
2133 How was Comic Con? 1.2887 0.05668 97 74 18 5
2134 It's not like it'll be the end of the world if she sees you in that ridiculous hat. 1.2887 0.05855 97 75 16 6
2135 I appreciate the effort, but your colorful courtship plumage display does nothing for me. 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
2136 I'm only playfully Jewish. 1.2887 0.05855 97 75 16 6
2137 My parents went to Vegas and all I got was this lousy propeller hat. 1.2887 0.06035 97 76 14 7
2138 By next year, it'll be a dinosaur. 1.2887 0.05276 97 72 22 3
2139 You do look younger. 1.2887 0.05276 97 72 22 3
2140 No. Still not cool. 1.2887 0.05855 97 75 16 6
2141 Ya know, they’re the ones who should end up extinct. 1.2887 0.06035 97 76 14 7
2142 ....but Gay Pride parade organizers want all colors of the rainbow! 1.2887 0.05855 97 75 16 6
2143 I don't get it. 1.2887 0.05068 97 71 24 2
2144 OK, cool souvenir but when you got out of the time machine could you see anything that looked like us? 1.2887 0.06211 97 77 12 8
2145 It’s called evolving. 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
2146 Flight is in our future I tell you. 1.2887 0.05668 97 74 18 5
2147 Holy crap, you’re only a freshman? 1.2887 0.05668 97 74 18 5
2148 That doesn't make you a person of color 1.2887 0.06035 97 76 14 7
2149 They told me Yale freshman was the pinnacle of evolution, but I have my doubts. 1.2887 0.05276 97 72 22 3
2150 I can’t reach up there. Just blow and I’ll tell you when to stop. 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
2151 Tik-Touque? 1.2887 0.05668 97 74 18 5
2152 It takes the attention away from your arms. 1.2887 0.05068 97 71 24 2
2153 The boss just told me that if this latest idea doesn't take off, we're toast. 1.2887 0.05668 97 74 18 5
2154 You’ve given me an idea for a board game. 1.2887 0.05855 97 75 16 6
2155 What did I tell you? That attracts flying rocks! 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
2156 Geek? What’s geek? 1.2887 0.05276 97 72 22 3
2157 Looks like you put on some color since I last saw you... 1.2887 0.05668 97 74 18 5
2158 This does not help our evolution. 1.2887 0.05068 97 71 24 2
2159 I don't think we'll be around long enough for that to come back into style. 1.2887 0.04851 97 70 26 1
2160 Yeah, I see the volcano, too. 1.2887 0.05276 97 72 22 3
2161 I couldn’t afford a parachute 1.2887 0.05668 97 74 18 5
2162 ... And yes Larry, it does spark Joy! 1.2887 0.05668 97 74 18 5
2163 Can you smell right now? Because I see you have no taste 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
2164 I see you aren’t handling the divorce well. 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
2165 Am I flying yet? I really feel like I’m flying. 1.2887 0.05855 97 75 16 6
2166 Only three humans died at the park today so they’re giving out these celebratory hats 1.2887 0.05668 97 74 18 5
2167 But mom! Other dinosaurs showed with wings! What else was I supposed to do?! 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
2168 I’m not scared of flying-I’m just afraid of where I’ll land! 1.2887 0.05668 97 74 18 5
2169 They told me it’s a children’s film. 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
2170 I got it in the gift shop. 1.2887 0.05276 97 72 22 3
2171 Maybe spin it the other-way for liftoff...? 1.2887 0.05668 97 74 18 5
2172 I’m hoping it makes me more ‘approachable.’ 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
2173 don’t panic, but i think it’s attacking you 1.2887 0.05276 97 72 22 3
2174 Frank, what did I tell you about spoiling your appetite before dinner? 1.2887 0.05668 97 74 18 5
2175 And Karen told me if I keep it spinning, I'll be protected from the 5G 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
2176 I mean, you're about 65 million years too early Frank 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
2177 I read that we should try to switch things up a bit for our ‘new normal’ 1.2887 0.05276 97 72 22 3
2178 I know I said that you couldn't find a more stupid hat to wear, but that wasn't meant to be a challenge 1.2887 0.06211 97 77 12 8
2179 For the last time, Paul, ‘your heads not screwed on right’ is a figure of speech 1.2887 0.05668 97 74 18 5
2180 Its just for a few weeks until the terrible haircut grows out a bit 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
2181 You are a dinosoar. 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
2182 It was cool 70 million years ago. 1.2872 0.05784 94 72 17 5
2183 Where did you find that and how much was it? 1.2872 0.05784 94 72 17 5
2184 Dude, people still can’t tell us apart. This hat will let people know I’m the cool twin! 1.2872 0.05374 94 70 21 3
2185 If you're lucky, it'll propel you to 2021. 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
2186 Um..Hold on to my legs before I float away 1.2872 0.05157 94 69 23 2
2187 What do you mean "it provides sustainable energy"? 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
2188 It definitely makes you look more youthful. 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
2189 Wavy Gravy Giganotosaurus is gonna love that hat! 1.2872 0.06167 94 74 13 7
2190 The email said, “Business casual?” 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
2191 Maybe you should consider coloring yourself purple instead Barney. 1.2872 0.05784 94 72 17 5
2192 Hey, we are prehistoric but not puerile. 1.2872 0.05784 94 72 17 5
2193 You don't think it makes you look stupid? 1.2872 0.05784 94 72 17 5
2194 That will certainly raise some questions in the fossil record. 1.2872 0.05374 94 70 21 3
2195 I realize it make you stand out, but it also makes you look like a fool. 1.2872 0.05374 94 70 21 3
2196 I Think That This Situation Absolutely Requires A Really Futile And Stupid Gesture Be Done On Somebody’s Part. 1.2872 0.06350 94 75 11 8
2197 It was either this or a dunce cap! What would YOU do? 1.2872 0.05784 94 72 17 5
2198 It's a good look on you, but I don't think that thing is going to help you escape extinction. 1.2872 0.05374 94 70 21 3
2199 What if a meteor hit, and some archeologist found your fossil wearing that 65 million years later? 1.2872 0.05157 94 69 23 2
2200 That doesn’t make you a helicopter parent, dad. 1.2872 0.05784 94 72 17 5
2201 Back to the future, it ain't. 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
2202 That is so last Triassic 1.2872 0.05374 94 70 21 3
2203 I’m sorry Ed. I ate yours. 1.2872 0.05374 94 70 21 3
2204 Forget why you put that on, but how? 1.2872 0.05978 94 73 15 6
2205 The 1940s called. They want their nerd cap back. 1.2872 0.05784 94 72 17 5
2206 I don't know Bob, I think you look better in a cardigan. 1.2872 0.05374 94 70 21 3
2207 It's so you can tell us apart. 1.2872 0.06167 94 74 13 7
2208 If I can't wear a silly beanie just when we're about to go extinct, when can I be? 1.2872 0.06167 94 74 13 7
2209 I liked you better when you were fierce! 1.2872 0.05157 94 69 23 2
2210 Why do I need condoms? 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
2211 Then Donald Trump put on his thinking cap. 1.2872 0.06527 94 76 9 9
2212 PREHISTORIC; not preschool. 1.2872 0.05784 94 72 17 5
2213 So this your first attempt at flight? 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
2214 Yeah, but how did you get it on your head? 1.2872 0.05157 94 69 23 2
2215 You really want to go extinct, don't you? 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
2216 Clarence, you might want to try it in a 7 and a half. 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
2217 Hey man, that hat is positively prehistoric. 1.2872 0.05157 94 69 23 2
2218 Can you take it off for me? I have my mother's arms. 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
2219 Makes you look fat? No. But maybe a bit anachronistic. 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
2220 But how will you get down? 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
2221 wheeeeeeeeee! 1.2872 0.05784 94 72 17 5
2222 What happened to your Make Anthropods Great Again hat? 1.2872 0.06167 94 74 13 7
2223 Is that so I can see which way the wind is blowing? 1.2872 0.05374 94 70 21 3
2224 Personally, I'm waiting out the two billion years 'til we develop wings. 1.2872 0.05157 94 69 23 2
2225 Oh, sure, you put it on just fine, but now your arms are too short? 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
2226 Just don't get fossilized wearing that. 1.2872 0.05784 94 72 17 5
2227 But can you love me for myself alone and not for my rainbow skullcap? 1.2872 0.05374 94 70 21 3
2228 Wow! What a great idea for leftovers. 1.2872 0.05784 94 72 17 5
2229 Dude, that is so cool! 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
2230 I'm doing my part to evolve birds 1.2872 0.05374 94 70 21 3
2231 That hat takes off 30 million years. 1.2872 0.05157 94 69 23 2
2232 I thought it would make me look cool, but I was wrong. 1.2872 0.05374 94 70 21 3
2233 Its an interesting concept, but it won't fly. 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
2234 Well, they aren't really wings, but they must have some selective advantage" 1.2872 0.05784 94 72 17 5
2235 Of course it looks silly, but neither one of us can take it off. 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
2236 It goes with the size of your brain. 1.2872 0.05978 94 73 15 6
2237 The spinning ...it’s drying out my contacts! 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
2238 Honestly, I think it makes you look less intimidating, but that's just one perspective. 1.2872 0.05374 94 70 21 3
2239 Stop trying, Gary. We all know you're bald. 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
2240 This could set back evolution for generations. 1.2872 0.05784 94 72 17 5
2241 Yiiikes your cool ! 1.2872 0.05374 94 70 21 3
2242 You really think that thing is going to deflect a massive astroid? 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
2243 You're the one who said standing upright was evolutionary progress. 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
2244 If you’re seeking to bring out your inner child, seek again. 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
2245 That looks dangerous Bob. 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
2246 I can't get this thing off. 1.2872 0.05784 94 72 17 5
2247 You can't be both Beany and Cecil. 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
2248 That won't catch on in a million years. 1.2872 0.05784 94 72 17 5
2249 No, it doesn't make you look 1,000 years younger. 1.2872 0.06167 94 74 13 7
2250 What's next? Pigs? 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
2251 You are not Beanie and I am not your Sea-Sick Sea Serpent! 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
2252 Clever, but it seems a bit more would be required for evolving into actual flying creatures. 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
2253 Which dinosaur told you it's not patentable? 1.2872 0.05374 94 70 21 3
2254 I saw this on an alligator the other day and they really know fashion. Remember how right they were about the boots? 1.2872 0.06167 94 74 13 7
2255 Well, I’ll give you this: in 65 million years you’ll make an eccentric fossil. 1.2872 0.06167 94 74 13 7
2256 I thought you said it was party attire. 1.2872 0.04930 94 68 25 1
2257 Dad, you give a whole new meaning to “helicopter parenting” 1.2872 0.05374 94 70 21 3
2258 You and your silly helicopter parenting 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
2259 Ugh... I thought those things were extinct. 1.2872 0.05784 94 72 17 5
2260 All the QAnon followers and anti-vaxxers are wearing them, you’ll be left behind if you don’t Carl 1.2872 0.05784 94 72 17 5
2261 And just when Ralph though 2020 couldn’t get any worse... 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
2262 Wings? Horns? 1.2872 0.05374 94 70 21 3
2263 Well it’s better than the last red hat you had 1.2872 0.05978 94 73 15 6
2264 Who are you wearing? 1.2872 0.05784 94 72 17 5
2265 It's a conversation starter. 1.2872 0.05374 94 70 21 3
2266 The flight looked bumpy but your landing was impressive. 1.2872 0.05374 94 70 21 3
2267 I guess we both lied in our Tinder profile 1.2872 0.05157 94 69 23 2
2268 How could she say I am no fun!! . 1.2872 0.04930 94 68 25 1
2269 Does this make me look approachable? 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
2270 What? You told me to dress up! 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
2271 Funny how? 1.2872 0.05784 94 72 17 5
2272 Make fun of me all you want, but it sparks joy. 1.2872 0.05784 94 72 17 5
2273 The volcano people have spoken and they said,"Stop it." 1.2857 0.05906 91 70 16 5
2274 No, it doesn't make you look smarter. 1.2857 0.05250 91 67 22 2
2275 Oh good, now the party can start. 1.2857 0.05250 91 67 22 2
2276 I’d say youthful but will never go out of style... 1.2857 0.05477 91 68 20 3
2277 Sure it's festive, but I don't think it will make anybody feel better about the meteor. 1.2857 0.05250 91 67 22 2
2278 I told you that wasn't a compass, Frank! 1.2857 0.05250 91 67 22 2
2279 You should know that this is was what killed off the mammoths. 1.2857 0.05477 91 68 20 3
2280 I think I have vertigo. It just feels like my head is spinning. 1.2857 0.05250 91 67 22 2
2281 It's spinning the wrong way, did you buy it from Australia? 1.2857 0.05906 91 70 16 5
2282 Can that propel us out of extinction? 1.2857 0.05477 91 68 20 3
2283 That stupid toy will be extinct before you know it 1.2857 0.05696 91 69 18 4
2284 That still doesn't make you a pterodactyl 1.2857 0.05477 91 68 20 3
2285 I have to give you props....nice hat. 1.2857 0.05012 91 66 24 1
2286 maybe they’ll be back in style in 65 million years. 1.2857 0.05250 91 67 22 2
2287 It’s supposed to make me feel lighter, but honestly, my existential dread hasn’t gone anywhere. 1.2857 0.05477 91 68 20 3
2288 Terrance is dead. I thought the hat may lighten things up. I see now, the hat was a poor choice. 1.2857 0.05250 91 67 22 2
2289 I've seen the future man, they'll love it........! 1.2857 0.05696 91 69 18 4
2290 It's actually the most wearable of my lockdown impulse buys... 1.2857 0.05696 91 69 18 4
2291 Wait, try the last hat on again 1.2857 0.06110 91 71 14 6
2292 I have my theories. Could have been a meteorite that slammed into earth that wiped them out. 1.2857 0.05696 91 69 18 4
2293 Dang. I'd rather be extinct than have to wear that thing. 1.2842 0.04887 95 69 25 1
2294 Does Archaeopterix know? 1.2842 0.05731 95 73 17 5
2295 We should have some fun. 1.2840 0.05620 81 60 19 2
2296 I just flew in from the coast,and boy is my head spinning! 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
2297 I am not sure how it works but count to three and say “Lift Off” 1.2826 0.04967 92 67 24 1
2298 I can help you take it off if you just tell me how you got it on. 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
2299 I want to see the look on their faces when the paleontologists find this! 1.2826 0.06245 92 73 12 7
2300 I wouldn't be caught dead in that thing in a hundred million years. 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
2301 It's not what I think, it's what Tokyo will think. 1.2826 0.06245 92 73 12 7
2302 I found it on the beach after I ate the kid. 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
2303 I don't know you anymore. 1.2826 0.06245 92 73 12 7
2304 No, no, no. It detects meteors. 1.2826 0.04967 92 67 24 1
2305 To beanie or not to beanie, that is the question. 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
2306 Is it a fashion statement, or does it fight global warming? 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
2307 They say I never show my playful side 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
2308 Trendsettersaurs 1.2826 0.06245 92 73 12 7
2309 No Charles,it does not make you look younger. 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
2310 Still not sure who the smarter one is... 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
2311 I can't wait until you can see yourself in a mirror. 1.2826 0.05202 92 68 22 2
2312 In a few million years it will be a gift shop best seller in every Museums of Natural History. 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
2313 Really, Martin? You think that your silly whirly-cap will protect you from extinction? Listen to the scientists! 1.2826 0.06245 92 73 12 7
2314 You're kidding,right? 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
2315 It doesn't exactly make you look like you're at the top of the food chain. I'll say that much. 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
2316 Get a fanny pack and you can be a marsupial too. 1.2826 0.05202 92 68 22 2
2317 Hmm. No. Not if you want to do the whole evolution thing. 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
2318 Very old school Triassic, Frederick. 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
2319 You were so preoccupied with whether you could, did you stop to think if you should? 1.2826 0.04967 92 67 24 1
2320 ...so you're saying you thought something tasted funny? 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
2321 Not what I had in mind when I said to use your head. 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
2322 It’s not fashion forward but it picks me up. 1.2826 0.05202 92 68 22 2
2323 I said wear a tee, Rex! 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
2324 How did you put that thing on with such little arms? 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
2325 Want to go out for a spin? 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
2326 It's a colorful prototype, but will it fly? 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
2327 On a first date? I don’t think so... 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
2328 My life coach suggested I soften my image. 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
2329 Does it change colors too? 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
2330 It is for my Geico commercial audition. 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
2331 You look like a Jurassic dork. 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
2332 Well, that's a throwback. 1.2826 0.05202 92 68 22 2
2333 You’re leading in the polls so what do I know. 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
2334 I'm sorry, Bernard, that's not really what I had in mind when I said I'm looking for a mate who is more of a party animal. 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
2335 Don’t blow on it Ralph, you burned my last hat to a crisp” 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
2336 It wards off asteroids. 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
2337 I'm all partied out. I'm gonna head back to the swamp and lay low. 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
2338 It's a little obsolete, don't you think! 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
2339 Would it spin counter-clockwise if you were Orthodox? 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
2340 What made you finally come out? 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
2341 I’m not sure what, but something looks different about you. 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
2342 What? Is it too much? 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
2343 I don’t know...it’s just...this swamp is sooo boring..! 1.2826 0.05202 92 68 22 2
2344 No, it doesn't make your head look big, but can we address your need for attention? 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
2345 Of course you realize that if everyone is transgender no one is. 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
2346 It definitely adds color to your life. 1.2826 0.04967 92 67 24 1
2347 I hate the bald look. 1.2826 0.05202 92 68 22 2
2348 Don't worry son, your "bone spurs" will keep you out of the service. 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
2349 Grow up 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
2350 I don't think that's going to do anything significant to help your Mensa application. 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
2351 Casual Friday 1.2826 0.06245 92 73 12 7
2352 That hats so cool how’d you sneak in the 1900s? 1.2826 0.05202 92 68 22 2
2353 ``Yeah, I guess you're right--this should last longer than our wings did.'' 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
2354 Does it make me look thin? 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
2355 We are bipedal archosaurs who have acquired language, so no Tommy, that is not the coolest thing you've done. 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
2356 - "Helps with mindfulness." 1.2826 0.06434 92 74 10 8
2357 Do you just want a compliment, or my actual opinion? 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
2358 Did your mother dress you? 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
2359 Yes it is, dear, but is "sexy" really the image you want? 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
2360 Nobody said the party would be formal. 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
2361 Better than a MAGA hat I guess... 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
2362 Are you attempting to fly or just a helicopter parent! 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
2363 Dude. How'd you get that on your head? 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
2364 Kinda poor taste to feature the last basal pterosaur in a fashion statement, don't you think? 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
2365 Take that thing off. No one else at the party will have hair either. 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
2366 No, it doesn't make your face look fat. 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
2367 I don't know how I got it on, but I can't take it off. 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
2368 It's for reasons like this that we’re going to end up extinct! 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
2369 But will it stop a meteor? 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
2370 Are you sure that's safe? 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
2371 Mom, I just need my history professor to remember me on ZOOM 1.2826 0.06245 92 73 12 7
2372 I came in second place. Randall got the two week holiday in Pangea 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
2373 Don't you think you're taking this mid-Triassic crisis a bit too far? 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
2374 They weren’t making fun of you, I promise. Everyone loves the hat. 1.2826 0.05202 92 68 22 2
2375 But it sparks joy! 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
2376 It really compliments your crocodile smile! 1.2826 0.05202 92 68 22 2
2377 I hate to break it to you, but I don’t think you’ll be able to out-fly the meteor with that. 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
2378 ‘Yeah, it looks stupid’ 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
2379 -"How did you put that on your head?" -"I DIDNT!" 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
2380 It was an impulse buy. 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
2381 « My head is spinning » 1.2826 0.06245 92 73 12 7
2382 Now I'll really be able to prove the Earth is flat 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
2383 You're saying it doesn't make me look more approachable? 1.2826 0.04967 92 67 24 1
2384 We’re about to become extinct, and you’re making jokes. 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
2385 I would rather die than wear that 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
2386 What? It was on sale. 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
2387 Little help? 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
2388 It was fun at the start...but like now I can’t get it off 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
2389 When I said fashion was cyclical, this isn't what I had in mind. 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
2390 So when you wear that it blocks the 5G signals from controlling you? 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
2391 For the last gosh darn time, please stop asking me to flick your propeller. It’s not my fault you can’t do it yourself. 1.2826 0.05202 92 68 22 2
2392 It’s hard enough to terrorize villagers without you... without you... Oh, I don’t care anymore. Wear what you like. 1.2778 0.06126 90 71 13 6
2393 Yes, it looks even stupider than when you showed me the online ad. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2394 I agree, we need to evolve and take flight, but … 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2395 Evolution can be a bummer, huh? 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
2396 I heard switching to wind power will save us from extinction 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
2397 Freshman orientation? 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2398 I know it’s avant- garde, but it’ll become extinct before we are. 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
2399 Like my hat?" "It stands for: Mesozoic Age Great Again. 1.2778 0.06126 90 71 13 6
2400 Comedy, uh, finds a way. 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
2401 Maurice, you're wearing Mammal Gang colors! 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2402 I think you are going to be out of style in a few thousand years. 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
2403 Yeah its funny, but do you want that in your fossil record? 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2404 Can you spin my propeller? I can't reach it. 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
2405 Faster, faster this time! 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
2406 Beats the shit out of me. 1.2778 0.06326 90 72 11 7
2407 Have a little fun...because you never know when it will all end! 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
2408 You're ridiculosaurus. 1.2778 0.06126 90 71 13 6
2409 Uneasy is the head that wears a crown, 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
2410 You just know that smug archaeopteryx is going to say he told you so. 1.2778 0.06126 90 71 13 6
2411 Glen says we have to evolve into birds quickly. 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
2412 Neat, but is it on the evolutionary path to pterodactyls? 1.2778 0.06326 90 72 11 7
2413 Thanks, Harold -- by rejecting the tough-guy dinosaur image, you've made it easier for others to do the same. 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
2414 i only ate him because i loved the hat 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
2415 It's scary all right 1.2778 0.05247 90 67 21 2
2416 Yeah, it’s free if you get a side order of whiffenpoof. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2417 No, I don’t think the beanie by itself is enough to put you into a different, higher species. 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
2418 Amazing! Your over bite isn’t noticeable! 1.2778 0.05004 90 66 23 1
2419 Wings are better! 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2420 Sure, but I can't help thinking that your particular line is an evolutionary dead end. 1.2778 0.06126 90 71 13 6
2421 No, I didn't put it on, myself, if you must know. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2422 The guy who sold me it said no meteor can penetrate it 1.2778 0.06126 90 71 13 6
2423 But if we start flying how am I going to get my 10,000 steps a day? 1.2778 0.06126 90 71 13 6
2424 'If it didn't help you escape the ice age, it's not going to help you now.' 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
2425 Impressive, but it's going to take millions of years of decomposition to get aviation fuel. 1.2778 0.06126 90 71 13 6
2426 Actually I should be Beany and you should be Cecil. 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
2427 Stop worrying, I'm sure you'll fit in great at Google. 1.2778 0.05247 90 67 21 2
2428 Just so that I'm crystal clear, your plan is to take off just before the meteor hits, and land when the world is back to normal, whenever that may be". 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
2429 Be honest - Too young for me? 1.2778 0.06326 90 72 11 7
2430 I know I said a spinner would help ease the tension of impending doom but this is not what I meant! 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
2431 I'm testing it for Elon Musk. 1.2778 0.05004 90 66 23 1
2432 You’re just asking to be cancelled” 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2433 Honey it’s me! Tweedledee! 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
2434 Your questionable taste in hats will be the end of us! 1.2778 0.05004 90 66 23 1
2435 Never in a million years will that catch on. 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
2436 How did the boy with the beanie taste?” 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
2437 Maybe our species' brain really is the size of a walnut. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2438 It was funnier when Steve Martin did it 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2439 New job at Google? 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2440 I found it while I was digging around in my cave. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2441 You got the job at Google?! 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2442 I get it, tiny brains and color blind, but there's such a thing as overcompensating 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
2443 You’ll just have to wait until we evolve into birds. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2444 It's for my bald spot... 1.2778 0.06326 90 72 11 7
2445 No. It doesn't make your nose look any smaller. 1.2778 0.05247 90 67 21 2
2446 Doesn’t help, still color blind. 1.2778 0.05247 90 67 21 2
2447 Sorry, it was the last one sold before a meteor hit the shop. 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
2448 I know you believe in God, Fred, but I've finally got incontrovertible proof of evolution 1.2778 0.05247 90 67 21 2
2449 It's over, Phil. Is this how you want to be remembered? 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2450 Great idea ! But will it fly ? 1.2778 0.06126 90 71 13 6
2451 I appreciate your youthful vigor, Harold. But face it, we're fossils! 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
2452 Hmm. Wings might be a good idea. But let's try this first. 1.2778 0.05004 90 66 23 1
2453 Why wouldn't the other kids play with you? 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
2454 Seriously, Kevin? Are you TRYING to encourage the "brain the size of a walnut" jokes? 1.2778 0.06126 90 71 13 6
2455 Well, clearly your taste in hats hasn’t evolved. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2456 Come on Larry, take it off me! I can’t reach it! 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
2457 But how's that going to look in the fossil record? 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2458 Sometimes, I feel like Blowin in the wind. 1.2778 0.05004 90 66 23 1
2459 Lose the beanie, bro! Those things have been extinct for fifty years! 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
2460 Reincarnation makes you feel like a kid again 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
2461 It will hurt less when the wind dies down. 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
2462 Let's fly away together. 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
2463 Well, yes, it does make you look a bit fat. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2464 When they dig us out, I bet you'll be called the helicoptosaurus. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2465 One of us needs to evolve soon enough, because I hate this stupid hat and neither of us have the arm length to take it off. 1.2778 0.06126 90 71 13 6
2466 That's why I get paid more and you dont 1.2778 0.05004 90 66 23 1
2467 Dude,you gotta stop clicking on those Instagram ad's! 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
2468 Where were you last night?! 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
2469 I don't think that's going to help you catch the pterodactyl. 1.2778 0.05004 90 66 23 1
2470 Did you feel that? 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
2471 Cold, ruthless predator? I decided to celebrate my lighter side. 1.2778 0.05247 90 67 21 2
2472 we're exotic... but not that exotic. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2473 You know that you are wearing your mask wrong, right? 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
2474 It’s my emotional support beanie. I feel like I’m could live forever. 1.2778 0.06326 90 72 11 7
2475 You're right. It really does put the "soar" back into Tyrannosaur. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2476 It I’ll never fly Orville 1.2778 0.06126 90 71 13 6
2477 You hate it, don't you? 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2478 He was so delicious I wanted to remember him forever 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
2479 The vertical takeoff is cool, but there isn't a lot of forward speed. 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
2480 You look youthful, yes. But let’s face it: you’re still prehistoric. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2481 I wore one of those in 1953. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2482 I hate to tell you, but that hat won't make the swamp great again 1.2778 0.06326 90 72 11 7
2483 This will distract everyone from my tiny little arms 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2484 It may be revolutionary, but if you really want us to fly some day, you’re going to have to drop the “r.” 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
2485 But do I look fly? 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
2486 So that’s the best thing you could get from the future? And we are the ones who got extinguished? 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2487 Oh man, you'll never get that thing off! 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2488 I believe I will choose extinction. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2489 His shoes and belt were enough ruffage. 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
2490 They told me I looked cool. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2491 It may be a while before it catches on. 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
2492 Off? What I want to know is how you got it ON. 1.2778 0.06126 90 71 13 6
2493 Do you feel any smarter? 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
2494 You really think that hat is going to help you as we teeter towards the precipice of extinction? 1.2778 0.05004 90 66 23 1
2495 Do you think we can trans to pterodactyl with a beanie cap? 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2496 Not only was your lunch fresh but their hat fit you too? You have all the luck. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2497 That has a much chance of catching on as we do of going extinct . 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
2498 Breaking News: Contemporary anthropologist/illustrator discovers the true reason for the dinosaurs extinction 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2499 You're wearing your mask wrong 1.2778 0.06126 90 71 13 6
2500 And who, exactly are you trying to fit in with? 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2501 We are the silent majority 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2502 No one will believe you saw an asteroid if you’re wearing that thing, Frank. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2503 It’s my freshman beanie! Next year maybe you’ll get one! 1.2778 0.06126 90 71 13 6
2504 Oh sweet, but I don't think it's micro dosing what your friends are doing darling 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
2505 I didn’t know it was formal dress 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2506 This sh*t will get you real high. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2507 ‘We have to adapt to evolutionary trends otherwise we may become irrelevant’. 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
2508 Woaa, Dude, are you from the future? 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2509 Told you mom likes you best. 1.2778 0.05004 90 66 23 1
2510 It really brings out the length of your arms 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2511 Trust me, these hats will propel us right to the top of the food chain. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2512 I thought you had an actual helicopter; you know it’s an ASTEROID right? 1.2778 0.06126 90 71 13 6
2513 I think the wind is picking up. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2514 I know it’s uncomfortable and looks stupid, but just wear it. It’s for your own good and it might save your life 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
2515 I thought it would make me seem less threatening. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2516 Waddya mean it’s in colour? 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
2517 It will NEVER be extinct. 1.2766 0.05741 94 73 16 5
2518 it brings out your inner child... oh, you ate him. 1.2759 0.05345 87 65 20 2
2519 But, it does make you look thinner. 1.2759 0.05590 87 66 18 3
2520 Welcome to the PTA meeting. I see you're a helicopter parent. 1.2759 0.06476 87 70 10 7
2521 It would never work, Steven. I like killing and you like collecting vintage cereal box prizes. 1.2759 0.05590 87 66 18 3
2522 I guess, it beats gliding..... 1.2759 0.05089 87 64 22 1
2523 Buyer beware. Just because the box says so doesn't mean you can fly. 1.2759 0.05824 87 67 16 4
2524 That hat is so last epoch. 1.2759 0.05824 87 67 16 4
2525 Don't you think you're a little too Pleistocine to pull that off? 1.2759 0.06049 87 68 14 5
2526 I didn't realize you were pledging at the JURRASIC house! 1.2759 0.05345 87 65 20 2
2527 We might as well enjoy ourselves in the time we have left. 1.2759 0.05590 87 66 18 3
2528 Good try Simon. Even the Wright Brothers had to start somewhere. 1.2759 0.05345 87 65 20 2
2529 You need to grow up and go kill our dinner. 1.2759 0.05590 87 66 18 3
2530 You’re wasting your genius. 1.2759 0.05590 87 66 18 3
2531 Last year I was a freshman myself. 1.2759 0.05345 87 65 20 2
2532 I said fetch us a BONE! Not a beanie! 1.2759 0.05590 87 66 18 3
2533 This does not make you a pterodactyl. 1.2759 0.05824 87 67 16 4
2534 But what will the archaeologists think? 1.2759 0.05824 87 67 16 4
2535 Mementos are fine, but don’t choose right over effective. 1.2759 0.05824 87 67 16 4
2536 It needs a slogan: 'Make Archosaurs Great Again. 1.2759 0.06266 87 69 12 6
2537 Yeah. I heard these repel asteroids, too! 1.2759 0.06049 87 68 14 5
2538 I want to spin it but my arms are too short. 1.2759 0.05590 87 66 18 3
2539 Gimme the beanie. I'm telling you, Mom will think I'm you. 1.2759 0.05089 87 64 22 1
2540 "Have you seen my hula hoop?. 1.2759 0.05590 87 66 18 3
2541 Come on, isn’t it time you grew up. 1.2759 0.05590 87 66 18 3
2542 Are you sure your company should be trying to capture an asteroid? 1.2759 0.05824 87 67 16 4
2543 Explain one more time how that protects you from the volcano. 1.2759 0.05824 87 67 16 4
2544 It makes you look younger. 1.2759 0.05590 87 66 18 3
2545 You can call it 'emotional support apparel' all you want. You're not wearing that to the concert. 1.2759 0.05824 87 67 16 4
2546 You deserve to be extinct. 1.2759 0.05590 87 66 18 3
2547 Hey Steve...um, remember when that kid from the future said 'if anything happens to me, it will trigger a cataclysm the likes of which the world has never seen'...right before you ate him? 1.2759 0.06476 87 70 10 7
2548 Helicopter parenting won't help. Not in a million years will the Ivy League be admitting Jurassics. 1.2759 0.06049 87 68 14 5
2549 You can quit the critique. l know you're just trying to get a rise out of me. 1.2759 0.05345 87 65 20 2
2550 I just thought, ‘New mesozoic era, new me.’ 1.2759 0.06049 87 68 14 5
2551 Is that a consolation prize for the vivisection? 1.2759 0.05824 87 67 16 4
2552 I think I’m going to call it an airplane 1.2759 0.05824 87 67 16 4
2553 You shouldn't have to change yourself for love, Allan 1.2759 0.05824 87 67 16 4
2554 When I said that as my Maid of Honor that you could wear anything you wanted to my wedding this isn’t what I had in mind” 1.2759 0.05590 87 66 18 3
2555 Sadly the dinosaurs couldn’t convert to a sustainable wind power model in time to prevent their extinction 1.2759 0.06266 87 69 12 6
2556 No, it will not help ensure your survival. That's just a crazy conspiracy theory. 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
2557 No more global warming inducing fire-breathing for me. I’ve gone renewable! 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
2558 You didn't know that Frat house was LGBTQ? 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
2559 When the salesman said “fly,” I think he was referring to how you would look, not perform. 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
2560 Don't mind the hat, I'm going undercover as a nerd. 1.2727 0.05294 88 66 20 2
2561 Your extinction alert system is going off! 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
2562 Do you like it? I can’t take it off. 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
2563 No, I don't know what other people will be wearing to the Oscars this year. 1.2727 0.06203 88 70 12 6
2564 But will it fossilize? 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
2565 This planet is doomed. BTW, nice hat. 1.2727 0.05294 88 66 20 2
2566 It suits you. 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
2567 I know they say you only live once...but really? 1.2727 0.05294 88 66 20 2
2568 We all have to adapt to climate change. 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
2569 Based on the lift formula, L= 1/2 ρv 2 AC L, you’re screwed.” ​ 1.2727 0.06203 88 70 12 6
2570 If we were meant to fly, we'd have wings. 1.2727 0.05294 88 66 20 2
2571 Does it make my teeth look fat? 1.2727 0.05294 88 66 20 2
2572 I don't know,it kind of just looks like you're a spin-off of me now... 1.2727 0.05294 88 66 20 2
2573 Grow up -- You need to start acting your eon. 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
2574 Honestly, it really doesn't make you look smarter. 1.2727 0.05294 88 66 20 2
2575 You're not Elroy!" "Well, you're not Dino! 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
2576 Pineapple does belong on pizza! 1.2727 0.05041 88 65 22 1
2577 Today you're a have-a-beanie Soon, you'll be a has-a-been-ie 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
2578 Well, I preferred the bowler and spats, but it's good to let one's scales down from time to time. 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
2579 It stirs the air and none of the masks fit. 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
2580 You know, now that I’m seeing it on, it really does take off 66 million years. 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
2581 You say a blind watchmaker gave it to you? 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
2582 Sorry Dave...that hat is sooo last-epoch. 1.2727 0.05294 88 66 20 2
2583 What's with the strange look? This type of cap will never be extinct! 1.2727 0.05294 88 66 20 2
2584 This is a perfect example of why we need to break up. 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
2585 The glasses made you look smarter. 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
2586 They don't call them propeller heads for nothing. 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
2587 My grandmother thought that my friends would like this. Apparently not! 1.2727 0.05041 88 65 22 1
2588 No, I'm not joking! Do I look like someone who would joke about asteroids? 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
2589 Ugh, that hat is SO Triassic. 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
2590 Five bucks on Etsy. 1.2727 0.05294 88 66 20 2
2591 There's something different about you... 1.2727 0.05294 88 66 20 2
2592 So what? We're both colorblind! 1.2727 0.05294 88 66 20 2
2593 Oh ... so you're that kind of a guy. 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
2594 You were right, the kid was too chubby to just fly away 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
2595 A pre-nerd-a-saur? I’m terrified 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
2596 Do you realize how cool you are with that hat? 1.2727 0.05041 88 65 22 1
2597 If God had wanted you to fly, He'd have given you wings. 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
2598 His hat, really? You couldn’t have saved me a thigh ...or at least a couple toes? 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
2599 Jurassic Genius 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
2600 Let me guess. You're a mechanical engineer. 1.2727 0.05294 88 66 20 2
2601 So your'e the alpha male? 1.2727 0.06203 88 70 12 6
2602 The lava is coming... I'll try anything 1.2727 0.05294 88 66 20 2
2603 I was told it would set me apart. 1.2727 0.05041 88 65 22 1
2604 I just feel like my head is spinning. 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
2605 I just felt I needed a colorful lift! 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
2606 I'm staying with fossil fuels. 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
2607 This hat is sooooo pre-Jurassic... 1.2727 0.05294 88 66 20 2
2608 What do you think about my new chic magnet? 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
2609 My therapist thinks it’ll help my anger management issues if I don’t take myself so seriously. 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
2610 If this doesn't work, they are proposing turning my arms to turn into wings 1.2727 0.06203 88 70 12 6
2611 What a coincidence. I just saw a redshirt wearing that same hat. 1.2727 0.05294 88 66 20 2
2612 Where can I get one? 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
2613 some of us don't have to show our gang signs to feel relevant.. 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
2614 We are soooo going extinct 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
2615 It's supposed to repel meteors. 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
2616 I'm told it was a power source in the age of man 1.2727 0.05294 88 66 20 2
2617 I`m hoping it will stave off halitosis. 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
2618 Well, it's the best we could come up with for an asteroid detector. 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
2619 I don't think that will fly us both out of here. 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
2620 I just flew in. 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
2621 You must stop calling yourself colored. 1.2727 0.05294 88 66 20 2
2622 Stanley, we have to stop trying to recapture our youth. We’re just not that young anymore. We’re practically dinosaurs! 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
2623 Why don't you just act your age? 1.2727 0.06203 88 70 12 6
2624 Don't tell me that's your costume for the Gay Day Parade? 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
2625 Well,it was the only inedible part. 1.2727 0.06203 88 70 12 6
2626 It doesn't make you look any younger Bill, just creepy. 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
2627 Beats feathers 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
2628 Denis , partying has changed a lot since 1999 . 1.2727 0.06203 88 70 12 6
2629 What pronoun should I use when I talk about you later? 😅 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
2630 I thought it would make me look less extinct... 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
2631 .... twirls, oh and it cures Covid 1.2727 0.05294 88 66 20 2
2632 ''Let's have fun before the humans came, my friend'' 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
2633 „Jimmy, you got ripped of with that 500$ protection hat. This soon comming meteor is a hoax.“ 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
2634 ..." Where do you think you're goin?" 1.2727 0.05041 88 65 22 1
2635 I thought we were a “yes” on the hats. 1.2727 0.05294 88 66 20 2
2636 The lady at the store said it was “vintage MAGA” 1.2727 0.04775 88 64 24 0
2637 This is NOT going to help you through your mid-life crisis 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
2638 Dave, for the last time, you’ll never fly like an eagle 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
2639 Marty, my head is spinning 1.2727 0.05041 88 65 22 1
2640 Well, that puts a new spin on things. 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
2641 If you learn to fly, please don’t put a silent p in your name like those snooty pterodactyls. 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
2642 OK, but I expected a somewhat different hat with your diploma. 1.2697 0.05709 89 69 16 4
2643 If anyone asks ..We are not together!! 1.2697 0.05709 89 69 16 4
2644 Where'd you get the crayon? 1.2685 0.05675 108 87 13 8
2645 Orville explains it, but Wilbur isn't convinced. 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
2646 This has gotta be the worst thing that could happen today 1.2674 0.05341 86 65 19 2
2647 Yes, it does make you look fat. 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
2648 How? 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
2649 I don't know. It just feels a little off-brand. 1.2674 0.06282 86 69 11 6
2650 Hey Rudy I believe your client is about to become extinct 1.2674 0.05341 86 65 19 2
2651 Google hired you? I didn't even know you could type. 1.2674 0.05341 86 65 19 2
2652 I thought it would lighten the mood. 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
2653 See, a dyno's wind must exceed his grasp... 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
2654 We may be dumb animals ,but that is stupid. 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
2655 Yeah..but try twirling my propeller hat with these alligator arms is exhausting..... 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
2656 Careful, wind turbines cause cancer! 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
2657 Yes, you're a 'drone,' but not in the sense you're thinking of. 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
2658 In the future they will ask how dinosaurs evolved into nerds. 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
2659 You know the stegosoros funded that meteor crash right? 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
2660 Come fly with me! 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
2661 I make some money by being a weather station 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
2662 Bite me 1.2674 0.05341 86 65 19 2
2663 Go home,Erik. Google’s orientation is remote this year. 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
2664 Of course it doesn't make you look fat. 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
2665 I’ll tell you what an important anachronism is when we’ll be able to speak. Hey wait a minute!“ 1.2674 0.06282 86 69 11 6
2666 Those pterodactyls have nothing on you, man! 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
2667 Just watch...I'll win again in 2024 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
2668 Son, I remember Freshman Week we were a lot cooler back then than you can imagine” 1.2674 0.06496 86 70 9 7
2669 You think that your hat will help with global warming? 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
2670 unexpected friend 1.2674 0.05341 86 65 19 2
2671 Why didn’t we go south like everybody else? Your stupid hat will not stop our extinction no matter what the current president says. 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
2672 It does add color but I’m not sure that we can actually see color. 1.2674 0.05078 86 64 21 1
2673 Who said Extinction couldn’t be fun? 1.2674 0.06282 86 69 11 6
2674 I wouldn’t spin the propeller. It’s a meteor attractor. 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
2675 Can I make a constructive criticism of why your ambush predation style isn't working? 1.2674 0.05341 86 65 19 2
2676 Of course he tasted funny... 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
2677 Do you think it's too showy? 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
2678 Your pledging Alpha Omega is giving me a worrisome vibe. 1.2674 0.05341 86 65 19 2
2679 Your sense of style is really evolving. 1.2674 0.04801 86 63 23 0
2680 I guess carnivores can have a sense of humor. 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
2681 Yes, I take extinction seriously. Why are you asking? 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
2682 I couldn't say no. It was a gift from my grandson. 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
2683 Let me guess. The Flight of the Iguana. 1.2674 0.06282 86 69 11 6
2684 Don't worry. We can try more propellers. 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
2685 I think we should leave it up to the Pterosaurs to work on flying. 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
2686 Did that come with a kids' meal? 1.2674 0.06282 86 69 11 6
2687 Who's been spinning your propeller Mr. Short-Arms? 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
2688 - I read on Facebook this will protect me from the meteorite. - The president said to duck and cover 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
2689 You ate that little kid, didn't you? 1.2674 0.05078 86 64 21 1
2690 Your time machine really indicates that the species replacing us will design and even wear such a stupid cap? 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
2691 Thinking that I could take this hat off myself was definitely a reach. 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
2692 It's never too late for a second childhood. 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
2693 You went to the extinction party without me? 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
2694 Sure,son have fun. Go whacky. The Ice Age will soon be here. 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
2695 You can still return it, right? 1.2674 0.05341 86 65 19 2
2696 You always think you're the life of the party. 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
2697 It’s not your hat, it’s you. 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
2698 How dinosaurs became birds. 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
2699 What? My fashion is evolving 1.2674 0.05078 86 64 21 1
2700 'I told you helicopter parenting wasn't easy' 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
2701 Remember when I said that hat was the craziest thing I’ve seen today? Well, don’t look behind you. 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
2702 I know you've already invested your life savings into this venture, but I really don't think those are going to take off. 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
2703 What happened to your MAGA cap? 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
2704 Wanna go play in the tar pits? 1.2651 0.05444 83 63 18 2
2705 My only question is how did you get that thing on your head? 1.2651 0.05444 83 63 18 2
2706 With the ash cloud coming, it’ll be IFR today. 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
2707 It scares off beasts of prey. 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
2708 Just spin the propeller he said. 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
2709 Only a little less threatening, Bob... 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
2710 The guy who sold it to me had a yellow wig, small hands, and a small but loud mouth. 1.2651 0.06433 83 67 10 6
2711 All I remember is this blue light in the sky and the next thing I notice I have this thing on my head. 1.2651 0.05444 83 63 18 2
2712 It was 25% off on Black Friday. 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
2713 I know you love Beanie's prop hat Cecil, but did you really need to eat him? 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
2714 I like it. 1.2651 0.06201 83 66 12 5
2715 Amazing stuff washing up on the beach these days. 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
2716 you're 66 million years old, maybe try a sensible loafer. 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
2717 It makes the tastier humans think I'm friendly. 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
2718 We will call it "wind energy." 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
2719 What color is your parachute? 1.2651 0.06201 83 66 12 5
2720 That's stupid; the next thing you know, you'll evolve into a bird. 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
2721 That is my hat and you know it. Did you actually think I wouldn't notice it missing, or on your head? 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
2722 I hate to be the one to tell you, but it's going to be another 60 million years before we can fly. 1.2651 0.05444 83 63 18 2
2723 You really think that’s gonna save you from the asteroid? 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
2724 I see you’re pledging Ima Dorky Rex. 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
2725 Was the battery included? 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
2726 Apparently my calculation about a possible asteroid impact is meeting with skepticism. 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
2727 I have no idea what it means, but the word, "nerdy" comes to mind. 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
2728 You do look smart Harold, but remember you are 10,000 years old! 1.2651 0.06433 83 67 10 6
2729 Get too close to me with that on and you'll see an extinction event. 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
2730 While I admit that it’s amusing, it still doesn’t explain why our Roth IRA isn’t appreciating, Gary. 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
2731 I see you have your helicopter parent hat on again. 1.2651 0.05444 83 63 18 2
2732 If anything it makes your arms look shorter. 1.2651 0.06201 83 66 12 5
2733 They said we would evolve to fly. Looks like that's going to take a long time. 1.2651 0.05167 83 62 20 1
2734 You can take the hat off, I know you're not a pterodactyl. 1.2651 0.05444 83 63 18 2
2735 Is that what you're wearing? 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
2736 We have to try harder if we hope to avoid extinction. 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
2737 May help us evolve into flying birds quicker! 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
2738 A bit dorky, but I like the use of renewable energy. 1.2651 0.05167 83 62 20 1
2739 Dude! It’s a tracking device! 1.2651 0.06201 83 66 12 5
2740 There was this monolith... 1.2651 0.05167 83 62 20 1
2741 I told you. I can’t spin it myself. My arms are too short. 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
2742 Climate Change was just a myth humans talked about. 1.2651 0.05444 83 63 18 2
2743 That`s not going to help global warming. 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
2744 It's...so...shiny... 1.2651 0.05444 83 63 18 2
2745 I dunno Bob, I like it and all but sooner or later she's gonna notice your hairline's going extinct... 1.2651 0.05444 83 63 18 2
2746 Face it Stan, that was outdated in the Jurassic era. 1.2651 0.05444 83 63 18 2
2747 I suppose you're going to tell me that since the wheel hasn't been invented yet, you decided to give that thing a spin... 1.2651 0.06201 83 66 12 5
2748 Hey, it also keeps my head warm in winter. 1.2651 0.04874 83 61 22 0
2749 So you’re a drone now? 1.2651 0.06201 83 66 12 5
2750 That hat is still not going to get you admission into the petting-zoo! 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
2751 You wanted me to be more colorful! 1.2651 0.05444 83 63 18 2
2752 Well, you've changed a LOT since quarantine started 1.2651 0.06201 83 66 12 5
2753 I told you it spins 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
2754 Cute-- but who told you that would stop asteroids? 1.2651 0.06201 83 66 12 5
2755 I DO love your beanie. But you haven't caught a wildebeest since you bought it. 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
2756 You’re way ahead of your time. 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
2757 It warns me of any incoming meteors. 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
2758 I thought hazing was extinct. 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
2759 They sold out? 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
2760 "Well, if that's the future, I want no part of it." 1.2651 0.05167 83 62 20 1
2761 The freshmen mixer has been cancelled 1.2651 0.06201 83 66 12 5
2762 Daaad, that’s my “gift” from that delicious, I meant nice, tourist last week 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
2763 Must have been impossible to get the hat on." 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
2764 You're not taking me with you? 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
2765 See once the meteor get close enough, I start the propeller and fly away 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
2766 It'll be all the rage in a hundred million years. 1.2651 0.05444 83 63 18 2
2767 Great diguise ! 1.2651 0.05167 83 62 20 1
2768 Does this beanie make me look less extinct? 1.2651 0.05167 83 62 20 1
2769 I'm sorry. You only have a triassic intellect in a jurassic world 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
2770 Please No - They will Rename us - Dorkosaurus 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
2771 Tell me again what MAGA means? 1.2651 0.06201 83 66 12 5
2772 Be careful, the President says they cause cancer. 1.2651 0.05444 83 63 18 2
2773 What do you mean ‘ironically’? 1.2651 0.06201 83 66 12 5
2774 That hat is so Jurassic period. 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
2775 When I said "let's put on our thinking caps..." 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
2776 I'm trying something new. 1.2651 0.05444 83 63 18 2
2777 Sticking a propeller on your head does not make you a pterodactyl. 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
2778 I can't wait any longer, I am being airlifted to 2021. 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
2779 They’ll call it fashion in the future. 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
2780 The purpose of this hat is as much a mystery as what type of animal I am 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
2781 I heard you didn’t get invited to the Christmas potluck either 1.2651 0.05444 83 63 18 2
2782 You shouldn’t compare yourself with pterodactyls. 1.2651 0.05167 83 62 20 1
2783 Soooooooo it just spins? 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
2784 Harold, Isnt that the neighbours kid's hat........ 1.2651 0.05167 83 62 20 1
2785 NO! It's not a costume party!! 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
2786 In these unprecedented times, it’s the small joys that can keep us from burnout and extinction. 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
2787 They say it makes your arms look longer. 1.2619 0.06135 84 67 12 5
2788 Call me old school, but the hat you are wearing doesn't match with the rest of you! 1.2619 0.05115 84 63 20 1
2789 Nice try but humans will still want their alligator belts. 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
2790 No, I don't think that's going to save you. 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
2791 Yes, but literally, how did you even put it on? 1.2593 0.06521 81 66 9 6
2792 'Have you no standards? 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
2793 Have you given thought to what archaeologists will think of our species? 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
2794 It's the only remaining artifact of the extinct human civilization. 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
2795 It was either this or a t-shirt that says "I'm with stupid." 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
2796 You need wings to fly. 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
2797 So you've evolved into a flying dinosaur now? 1.2593 0.05205 81 61 19 1
2798 Your brain is running slow. It get that rainbow spinning wheel on my laptop." 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
2799 I know it’s important we evolve , but ya gotta have fun along the way. 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
2800 That hat should be extinct. 1.2593 0.05493 81 62 17 2
2801 A guy on the internet says these will repel asteroids. 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
2802 On the contrary, it makes you look scarier. 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
2803 These volcanoes have to stop erupting or we’ll Never discover Flight! 1.2593 0.05205 81 61 19 1
2804 You, laugh, its an asteroid detector. 1.2593 0.06521 81 66 9 6
2805 The salesman said dinosaurs can fly. Perhaps I just need to lose a few pounds 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
2806 I miss festival season too, Ralph. I'm sure they'll start up again after this whole asteroid "mass extinction" drama passes. 1.2593 0.05493 81 62 17 2
2807 I got it for my Bar-Mitzvah. 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
2808 If I can make it spin really fast, they promised that I could fly. 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
2809 It’s out of my hands to spin it for you, Rex. 1.2593 0.05493 81 62 17 2
2810 The future. This is the best they got. 1.2593 0.04900 81 60 21 0
2811 I've got a new gig as a drone. 1.2593 0.05493 81 62 17 2
2812 Too soon? 1.2593 0.05205 81 61 19 1
2813 I got it off the last Teletubby I ate. 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
2814 Excuse me sir, do you have a moment to talk about The Church of the Helicrockter? 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
2815 It totally matches your skateboard. 1.2593 0.05493 81 62 17 2
2816 Haven't you heard? Red Bull gives you wings. 1.2593 0.05493 81 62 17 2
2817 You look Diplo-ridiculous 1.2593 0.06521 81 66 9 6
2818 If this is what evolution looks like, I'd rather be left behind. 1.2593 0.05493 81 62 17 2
2819 Not only was your lunch fresh but their hat fit you too. 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
2820 You're either going to have to wait a few eons to evolve wings, or find a tail rotor 1.2593 0.06521 81 66 9 6
2821 It's dorky, I know. But it will define an entire generation in the far, far future. 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
2822 ‘At least I am a cool helicopter parent’ 1.2593 0.05493 81 62 17 2
2823 I’m getting out of this wasteland. Onward and upward! 1.2593 0.05493 81 62 17 2
2824 It'll never catch on! 1.2593 0.05205 81 61 19 1
2825 Even with the hat, you’re still buck naked. 1.2593 0.05493 81 62 17 2
2826 Wind from the West at 12 miles an hour." The weather is brought to you tonight by Cave Paintings 1.2593 0.04900 81 60 21 0
2827 So just like that? You're going to have some fun before extinction? 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
2828 WOW...So you're saying you just Evolved like that?! 1.2593 0.05493 81 62 17 2
2829 It's a start. But I still say wings and feathers are the way to go. 1.2593 0.05205 81 61 19 1
2830 I don't know...clowns were so 2020. 1.2593 0.05493 81 62 17 2
2831 You think it’s any easier for me to spin that for you? 1.2593 0.05205 81 61 19 1
2832 The whole thing's a disaster - and now Bob's working on growing feathers! What a waste of time! 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
2833 didn't pass recess, so back to kindergarten, huh. 1.2593 0.05493 81 62 17 2
2834 This is why we're going extinct. 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
2835 Does this hat make my face look long? 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
2836 The real topper is that you can't eat me. 1.2593 0.05493 81 62 17 2
2837 Jeremy, that hat makes you look like you must have a brain the size of a walnut. 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
2838 The pterodactyl said he swears by them. 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
2839 I'd hug and kiss you - if only I could 1.2593 0.05205 81 61 19 1
2840 Say what you want....I’m propelling myself into 2021 1.2593 0.05493 81 62 17 2
2841 ... and he wouldn't stop calling me Cecil I had to eat him. 1.2593 0.05493 81 62 17 2
2842 So who's going to see it? 1.2593 0.06521 81 66 9 6
2843 I think rainbow suspenders would be better for your stand-up set tonight. 1.2593 0.05205 81 61 19 1
2844 Call it an early start to our avian future. 1.2593 0.05205 81 61 19 1
2845 Dude, we booked the wrong Four Seasons. 1.2593 0.06521 81 66 9 6
2846 Really! The coming out party was three weeks ago. 1.2593 0.05205 81 61 19 1
2847 It's a Jurassic jet pack. 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
2848 Not for nothing, but I think you should eat your therapist. 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
2849 The portion sizes aren’t the biggest, but the meal comes with a free hat... 1.2593 0.05493 81 62 17 2
2850 Trust me, it could be worse. They could've made you wear one his Make-Great-Again hats." 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
2851 I think it might be a good idea for you to stop wearing the kid’s beanie. 1.2593 0.05493 81 62 17 2
2852 I had no idea, I only see in black and white. 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
2853 I see you've switched to clean energy! 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
2854 I think it’s time to rebrand. 1.2593 0.05205 81 61 19 1
2855 That thing on your head doesn't soften your ferocity; it makes you look ferociously stupid. 1.2593 0.05493 81 62 17 2
2856 I'm at a loss for words. 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
2857 Yeah! Well you're a 'has-beanie'! 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
2858 Cute, but the beanie copter fad is over ... don't be a dinosaur! 1.2593 0.05493 81 62 17 2
2859 See you later alligator” “I think I will see you first 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
2860 You always have to be the life of the party. 1.2593 0.05493 81 62 17 2
2861 It just doesn’t work. You have vertical and horizontal stripes 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
2862 We haven't evolved enough yet for fun. 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
2863 It's cute how stupid you are. 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
2864 So you're taking off without me? 1.2593 0.05493 81 62 17 2
2865 It'll really mess with them if this is how I get fossilized. 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
2866 Uh, hey, Carl? Did you invite a massive ball of fire hurtling toward the Earth to your birthday party? 1.2593 0.06521 81 66 9 6
2867 When it freezes the party's over. 1.2593 0.05493 81 62 17 2
2868 Truthfully, it makes you look silly. 1.2593 0.05493 81 62 17 2
2869 The viruses take one look, they stay the hell away from me. 1.2593 0.05493 81 62 17 2
2870 Calling it an extinction event may have given you the wrong idea. 1.2593 0.05493 81 62 17 2
2871 Freedom after all, ey? 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
2872 We get it Kevin. You got a job in the tech industry. 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
2873 You look.. fly 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
2874 It looks snappy" isn't really that helpful, Darren. I'm out on a limb here 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
2875 Beam me up Marty. 1.2593 0.05493 81 62 17 2
2876 It's all they left before extinction 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
2877 No it's... It's just so spinny. 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
2878 I think my head is spinning 1.2593 0.05205 81 61 19 1
2879 Where's mine? 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
2880 So I told him, I’ll wear that ridiculous hat when pigs fly 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
2881 - Out of quarantine? 2021 here we come!! 1.2593 0.04900 81 60 21 0
2882 I AM being serious, Tim! It's rainbow colored and the top bit won't stop spinning! 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
2883 ....but there wasn’t a single reptile in the Pfizer study. 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
2884 I know it looks stupid I just can’t grab it to take it off 1.2593 0.05493 81 62 17 2
2885 Does this help you fly ? 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
2886 Just getting a head start on April 1.2593 0.05205 81 61 19 1
2887 You’re raking all the joy out of conformity.” 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
2888 It just makes you look so... retro! 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
2889 It’s called fashion son 1.2593 0.05205 81 61 19 1
2890 See this hat, Fred? That means I’m right and you’re wrong. 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
2891 I’m going to wear this to the inauguration 1.2581 0.06874 62 49 10 3
2892 That’s what they gave you for starring in ‘Jurassic Park?’ You should eaten all of them. 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
2893 Some future civilization will be impressed that some of us learned to fly. 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
2894 What? I’m tired of scaring everyone! 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
2895 Someday our descendants will fly - until then I suppose your hat will do. 1.2556 0.05135 90 69 19 2
2896 Does wearing that make you feel better about us missing the boat? 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
2897 We have to evolve if we're going to survive. I'm starting with my wardrobe. 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
2898 You look like a "Lounge Lizard" 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
2899 Meteor repeller? seriously? 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
2900 I's not so much the beanie as the small hands that makes me think we're doomed. 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
2901 Biden's new spin on the DC swamp ? 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
2902 I'm just afraid you'll fly away! 1.2532 0.04923 79 59 20 0
2903 Might as well start dressing like our next selves. 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
2904 Your sense of fashion is prehistoric. 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
2905 They didn't give us wings so I got this 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
2906 Are you trying to confuse the hell out of me or some paleontologist a 100 millions years from now? 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
2907 Welcome to 2020. I would now like to introduce the clownasaurus. 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
2908 Your father told me you hacked into that asteroid's GPS system! 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
2909 I thought those things were extinct. 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
2910 The real reason why the dinosaurs disappeared. 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
2911 I don't think we can be that relaxed yet. 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
2912 Is that as cool as it looks? 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
2913 We’re bald- headed pletosaurs...just embrace it. 1.2532 0.05243 79 60 18 1
2914 I understood fan-ish hat, not fanny pack. 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
2915 That propeller can’t clear a fart; it sure won’t clear volcanic ash. 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
2916 It'll never fly. 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
2917 I'm so jealous. 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
2918 And the funny thing is that in the future, they will probably blame our failure to procreate on the Ice Age. 1.2532 0.06612 79 65 8 6
2919 It’s a chick magnet. 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
2920 When the cartoonist started drawing the hat we were supposed to be published in USA Today, then realized it was only The New Yorker. 1.2532 0.05243 79 60 18 1
2921 Which way to Kittyhawk? 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
2922 It's an asteroid detector - why do you ask? 1.2532 0.06612 79 65 8 6
2923 I found this ...great for parting the swamp scum 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
2924 Evolutionarily, this is what we have to look forward to. 1.2532 0.05243 79 60 18 1
2925 Have you already tried wings? 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
2926 I have a funny feeling that flight will be a key to our survival. 1.2532 0.05243 79 60 18 1
2927 Flying away is not the same as conceding. 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
2928 I'd say it's blowing more North-Northwest today 1.2532 0.05243 79 60 18 1
2929 Cecil, I'm not kidding, where is Beany Boy? 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
2930 I thought we agreed on no cheat days. 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
2931 Son, I'm sorry the carnival was canceled. But, you know, nothing lasts forever. 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
2932 No, that doesn't make you a dino-soar. 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
2933 So...ehm, fly 1.2532 0.05243 79 60 18 1
2934 ...I'm just saying that the Museum of Natural History may be more serious than that. 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
2935 Does it make my arms look small? 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
2936 trump in exile 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
2937 If they find our bones in a million years, I want them to know I was the funny one. 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
2938 I knew this day would come... 1.2532 0.05243 79 60 18 1
2939 If we’re going to go extinct, we might as well have some fun. 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
2940 So now you're part of the LGBTQ-D (Dinosaur) movement? 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
2941 Will you ever grow up? 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
2942 I know it sounds crazy, but soon as I put this hat on, I had visions that the sky was falling. 1.2532 0.05243 79 60 18 1
2943 With that volcano erupting, don't think we have enough time to celebrate your birthday. 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
2944 Dude you can wear kids stuff all you want, but you're still a dinosaur. 1.2532 0.05243 79 60 18 1
2945 Go for it Westley, Tonight you will be the coolest looking guy in the cave. 1.2532 0.05243 79 60 18 1
2946 You're right! We might as well LIVE, damn it. 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
2947 What happened to good old U.F. orange & blue? 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
2948 I don't think this bodes well for the future of our species. 1.2532 0.05243 79 60 18 1
2949 How did you get that on your head, anyways? 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
2950 I used to think that was funny back in the Mesozoic Era. 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
2951 We just got out of the water and now you want to fly? 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
2952 I swear I'm not controlling it. It just started spinning! 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
2953 Your earthquake detector doesn't detect meteoroids does it ? 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
2954 Not even if you were the last dinosaur left on Earth. 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
2955 So, he said he lost his WAYBACK machine and you simply ate him? 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
2956 I could think of better things to do with a time machine, but what do I know? 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
2957 The Election was stolen 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
2958 Something is different - did you get a hair-cut? 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
2959 First the asteroid, and now this. 1.2532 0.04923 79 59 20 0
2960 No one is going to want to mate with you. 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
2961 Nothing evolutionary, it's just a prop! 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
2962 It's like you're trying to go extinct. 1.2532 0.06612 79 65 8 6
2963 10 bubble gum wrappers. Why? 1.2532 0.05243 79 60 18 1
2964 I’m just saying, I think they’ll know it was you. 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
2965 Maybe you should try a red cap with a slogan, 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
2966 We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of dreams. 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
2967 Carl, you're lizard. You'll always be a lizard. 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
2968 You've been spinning it clockwise? Well that's your problem. If you want to fly you gotta spin it counter-clockwise. 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
2969 What do you mean “they?” 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
2970 You look you don't have a brain in your body. 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
2971 Just because we're the last two doesn't mean you can get away with wearing that hat 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
2972 Really,George? Propeller beanies are so Pleistocene. 1.2532 0.04923 79 59 20 0
2973 Good luck with that! 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
2974 Hey Beany, do you know where Cecil is today? 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
2975 You look Tyrannodiculous. 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
2976 It’s one of those things that are huge now but will soon just vanish. 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
2977 Where's your banjo? 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
2978 It's great. I wish MY therapist had worn one. 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
2979 It’s you! 1.2532 0.05243 79 60 18 1
2980 So you think that kiddie thing is going to exempt you from the inevitability of extinction? 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
2981 It’s propelled by passing meteors. 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
2982 Looks like you're still hanging out with that kid, Jackie Paper! 1.2532 0.05243 79 60 18 1
2983 It's just for fun; can't I be a little whimsical without your worrying what others may think? 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
2984 I told you to come as a presentable adult. 1.2532 0.04923 79 59 20 0
2985 Don't move. If you are very still it won't sting you. 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
2986 Which frat are you pledging? 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
2987 You really should have got one. When ever I get ready I can just sail up” 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
2988 We evolved to ensure survival, but not to perfect prop comedy. 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
2989 Who ever thought evolution would be so fun! 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
2990 I thought a touch of color would be uplifting . 1.2532 0.05243 79 60 18 1
2991 Let me guess... Been shopping on HSN again? 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
2992 My girlfriend said it was me... 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
2993 Not gonna work, Sparky. You're still too old for her. 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
2994 ...would neve have guessed you were a Freshman...! 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
2995 You finally came out with your identity. Congratulations. 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
2996 I just had a new Caveman Burger at Lizard King! 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
2997 They told us to evolve or fly -- I hope we got it right. 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
2998 Don't keep a trophy. It's evidence. 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
2999 Perhaps a wing and a prayer would be better. 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
3000 Ahhh...the mysteries of evolution. 1.2532 0.05243 79 60 18 1
3001 Yes, you look just like a pterodactyl... 1.2532 0.05243 79 60 18 1
3002 Forget about the propeller. What's this about an asteroid? 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
3003 The sorority girls keep complaining that our frat is "unevolved." 1.2532 0.05243 79 60 18 1
3004 If you want to fly, you need to evolve some wings and feathers. 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
3005 No, I don't agree with you...it doesn't soften the look of your serrated dentition. 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
3006 No, I don't believe you can fly. 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
3007 The asteroid's coming. We need an escape plan. 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
3008 The grass might be greener on the other side, but we’re extinct! 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
3009 You think THAT is going to save us? 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
3010 The paleontologist will think we are different species. 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
3011 They lied to you, mate. A hat can't protect you from 5G. 1.2532 0.05243 79 60 18 1
3012 This guy on youtube says it’s twice as effective as the vaccine. 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
3013 What the **** 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
3014 Well, they don’t teach you that the fax machine was invented in the same year as the Oregon Trail migration either. 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
3015 You have to concede. 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
3016 Honey, last chance - we can still get the vaccine passport for flights! 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
3017 Aeronautics but make it fashion 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
3018 No one seems to take me seriously anymore Marty 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
3019 We needed some color pop before we go all extinct 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
3020 So I guess the internship at Google went great? 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
3021 Might as well splurge before the apocalypse 1.2532 0.05243 79 60 18 1
3022 I dunno, Al. It still doesn't make you look approachable. 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
3023 I wanted to put a spin on it 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
3024 Rawr rawr roar rooar grunt 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
3025 C’mon now, don’t you think it’s time you evolved? 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
3026 You still need to wear a mask, even if this is your preferred mode of flying.” Or “I don’t think that will effectively stop them from reading your thoughts. 1.2532 0.06612 79 65 8 6
3027 You find the strangest things stuck in your teeth. 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
3028 It’s not the hat that makes you look stupid. 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
3029 Enough with the toxic positivity Dan, we need to unionize. 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
3030 Pride will never be canceled, Artie. Ever. Get your mask. 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
3031 I understand it makes me more approachable 1.2532 0.04923 79 59 20 0
3032 Welcome to Google 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
3033 So you’ll wear THAT but not a mask? 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
3034 I cut my own bangs during Covid, soooo.... 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
3035 I'll only be your plus one if you lose the hat. 1.2532 0.04923 79 59 20 0
3036 That's not how you wear a mask! 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
3037 Wish I could fly 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
3038 I can’t clap my hands, paul😞 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
3039 Warding off fossil fuelers 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
3040 Sweetie, you can’t rush evolution. 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
3041 It’s retro. The attendant said it’s from the Triassic era. 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
3042 i tried it on at the store yesterday, but my arms were too short to take it off 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
3043 I don't think that's what he meant by putting a spin on it. 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
3044 Does this make me look less anxious? 1.2532 0.04923 79 59 20 0
3045 Where's your hat Private? Does this look like indoors? 1.2530 0.05378 83 64 17 2
3046 Those pizza-fed Google guys are pretty tasty! 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
3047 Stop it! You had me at Hello. 1.2500 0.04872 80 63 16 1
3048 I think wearing a mask and social distancing is just nonsense. 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
3049 It's the next biggest things to wings. Now, if I could just get it to lift me off the ground" 1.2500 0.06289 80 65 10 5
3050 Honestly? It's jejune. Sorry. 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
3051 You don't believe I could fly? Fine. But I will keep chasing my dream. 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
3052 Man, evolution is getting really weird. 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
3053 Tom Rex. You take off that stupid hat and come to dinner. 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
3054 I don't understand why you feel so different, but I accept you and respect you as a friend and fellow reptile. 1.2500 0.05078 68 53 14 1
3055 It wards off asteroids? What's an asteroid? 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
3056 Are you sure that “Time for Beany” wasn’t your favorite TV show? 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
3057 So you can fly now. Big deal. You are still not going to meet any nice pterodactyls. 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
3058 It's aerodynamic and uses no fossil fuels! 1.2500 0.06289 80 65 10 5
3059 I don't know; it doesn't say "ferocious" to me. 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
3060 I love the creativity, but that won't catch on in a million years. 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
3061 I know I know I know! But my arms are too short to take it off! 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
3062 Promise me you won't grow up to be a pterodactyl. 1.2500 0.06289 80 65 10 5
3063 Mama’s going to have a volcanic reaction to your escape plan 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
3064 Do you think they'll start to write about me as the "fun" predatory reptile? 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
3065 Ya know, Morty, at the end of the day the ear tags were more fashion friendly. 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
3066 I don’t care how fast it spins, we’re not birds. 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
3067 I’m tellin’ ya Marv, this is evolution. 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
3068 You're right. It does shave off a few years. 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
3069 I need a second opinion Marty. I've worn this for a week but I haven't seen any results. 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
3070 TSA wouldn’t let my teeth through security so I flew private. 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
3071 Seems more likely to attract an asteroid than a mate 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
3072 Trying some different options with all these travel restrictions. 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
3073 Yes Dear, it's as young and whimsical as a post-apocalyptic mutant lizard man can possibly look. 1.2468 0.05280 77 59 17 1
3074 Meteor-proof? I knew you were crazy. 1.2468 0.05280 77 59 17 1
3075 No, fly ME to the moon! 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
3076 Hey man, where did you get a hat like that?" 1.2468 0.05280 77 59 17 1
3077 My friends went extinct and all I got was this hat? 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
3078 Look, it was either this or another pet rock. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
3079 Its purpose will evolve. 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
3080 It’s a lovely sentiment, but I don’t think it will bring joy to those you are eating. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
3081 I can’t help but feel my internship at google is a diversity hire 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
3082 It's my elementary school reunion " 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
3083 I don't think it's appropriate for an asteroid viewing, but hey, it's your funeral. 1.2468 0.05280 77 59 17 1
3084 The first step in the evolution of dinosaurs into birds. 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
3085 It may work better than a mask to keep others away from you. 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
3086 You had me at "I am a weirdo." 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
3087 Needed something, you notice how chilly it has been getting lately? 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
3088 I'm telling you man that won't go out of fashion for 65 million years. 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
3089 Who told you that idea would fly? 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
3090 Wow, you work at Weenie Hut Juniors? 1.2468 0.06445 77 63 9 5
3091 It means I'll be able to fly away before that meteor hits. 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
3092 That's not how evolution works, Ed. 1.2468 0.04945 77 58 19 0
3093 I dug it up. It's an artifact from the last millennium 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
3094 And where do you think you’re going? 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
3095 I still can't fly. 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
3096 My school is now hybrid. 1.2468 0.05280 77 59 17 1
3097 It is not merely a statement regarding my sexual orientation. It measures the wind velocity created by the volcano on your left. 1.2468 0.06445 77 63 9 5
3098 What were you thinking? Now everybody will want one! 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
3099 That big Gorilla gave it to me... 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
3100 You got ripped off. There is no such a thing as an asteroid detector. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
3101 'I ate mine for dessert." 1.2468 0.05280 77 59 17 1
3102 I know it has a propeller , but you still won't get off the ground. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
3103 Where did you get that? And why? 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
3104 I don't think you're quite ready to evolve into a bird. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
3105 One minute I was looking at an obelisk in the desert, the next I'm here where no one else is wearing a hat. 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
3106 Thats never gomna sell. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
3107 Your breakfast had a toy surprise? 1.2468 0.06445 77 63 9 5
3108 Ancestral Beany and Cecil 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
3109 You look like an idiot, but I still want one! 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
3110 What? It’s my anti-asteroid beanie 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
3111 Who needs a vaccine when I have this whirly twirly thingamajig? 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
3112 If you keep making those kinds of choices, there's no hope for any of us. 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
3113 Beenie there. Done that." 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
3114 I think you need some help from evolution. 1.2468 0.06445 77 63 9 5
3115 Elton?! It’s me, Susie. Remember when we were young and had so much fun holding hands and skimming stones? 1.2468 0.06445 77 63 9 5
3116 In 20 years you are going to look so stupid. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
3117 Would you believe mine is electric? 1.2468 0.05280 77 59 17 1
3118 Maybe evolution is a crock. 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
3119 I remember that hat. On the last day of school, you flew out of existence. 1.2468 0.05280 77 59 17 1
3120 Fraternity pledge, why? 1.2468 0.05280 77 59 17 1
3121 Time travel isn't all it is cracked up to be. 1.2468 0.04945 77 58 19 0
3122 I'm thinking of calling it a 'lure'. 1.2468 0.05280 77 59 17 1
3123 Evolution is a fickle mistress. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
3124 Now you just look threatening AND stupid. 1.2468 0.05280 77 59 17 1
3125 You know Fred, violating the Covid restrictions by going to those Frat hazing rituals could be the end of us all. 1.2468 0.06445 77 63 9 5
3126 I don't think that's gonna save you from the asteroid. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
3127 If your not willing to eat the school bully, you’re just going to have to choose a different hat. 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
3128 My sisters tried to give me a haircut so my parents are making me wear this stupid hat 1.2468 0.05280 77 59 17 1
3129 Its really not as fun as it looks. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
3130 The party is next Saturday! 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
3131 Our fraternity admits the Allosaurus, not Albertosaurus. 1.2468 0.04945 77 58 19 0
3132 Are you Beanie or Cecil? 1.2468 0.04945 77 58 19 0
3133 The kid was very tasty..this was just the packaging 1.2468 0.05280 77 59 17 1
3134 I couldn't afford a jet pack. 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
3135 It makes you look so obsolete. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
3136 Congenital? 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
3137 And now we have survived another mass extinction! 1.2468 0.04945 77 58 19 0
3138 Well at least we won't be around to see what's next 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
3139 If the Mother of volcanoes meant for you to fly, she would have given you wings. 1.2468 0.05280 77 59 17 1
3140 We have to fight global warming! You do not believe it? Soon it will be late! 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
3141 Yes, Mr. Trump, you look wonderful. 1.2468 0.06705 77 64 7 6
3142 Something looks different about you. 1.2468 0.05280 77 59 17 1
3143 Dude, they won’t let you in at the Paleocene with that hat! 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
3144 I think it's my turn to wear it. 1.2468 0.05280 77 59 17 1
3145 If this is the best you can do to woo me, I think we're headed for extinction. 1.2468 0.05280 77 59 17 1
3146 Where is your cape? 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
3147 It's evolutionary! 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
3148 [Pepper Mentality] "Where can I get one?" 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
3149 It is so twentieth century! 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
3150 It's nice but it really doesn't match your outfit". 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
3151 It's bad, right? My mom said it's called a TriceraTop. 1.2468 0.06445 77 63 9 5
3152 I've never heard of mind power, but I'm sure you'd have to be a genius to get enough liftoff 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
3153 Your spin on things is only relevant on windy days. 1.2468 0.05280 77 59 17 1
3154 Well, the Postal Service rules are clear: even if you didn't order it, you get to keep it. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
3155 Do you think the archaeologists will know I was a Dino-soar? 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
3156 Just so you know 1.2468 0.05280 77 59 17 1
3157 Wow. I wish my online instructor made us wear one like that. 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
3158 Storm cellar, stat? I could have sworn you said 'Propeller Hat.' 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
3159 Oh, no, Harry! You went and pledged Tapa Kega Beanie! 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
3160 Please don't leave me! 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
3161 I agree we should learn to fly, but we need to look cooler than that. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
3162 Well, Honey, I'm just afraid it might send the wrong message. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
3163 Yes, I believe in evolution but some traits may not be adventageous. 1.2468 0.05280 77 59 17 1
3164 I figure that in four billion years some future dinosaur will find my remains and think we evolved .. and were able to fly in the air ... hehe! 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
3165 They are called archaeopteryx, not helicopteryx 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
3166 Just get one of these and you too can be a heligator. 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
3167 It's not you, it's me. 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
3168 I’m telling you man, it doesn’t have a chip! 1.2468 0.05280 77 59 17 1
3169 Amazon? 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
3170 Your Weather Prop says active volcano warning. 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
3171 I'm outta here. 1.2468 0.04945 77 58 19 0
3172 Feeling insecure about loosing your feathers Todd? 1.2468 0.05280 77 59 17 1
3173 I don't know man, I saw on the news that some asteroid is coming next week so I thought why not? 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
3174 What does that say about the future of our species? 1.2468 0.05280 77 59 17 1
3175 I thought you were working on something round that could carry heavy loads. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
3176 Is that the drone prototype? 1.2468 0.06445 77 63 9 5
3177 Trust me, it will be popular in 75 million years. 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
3178 I always liked that beanie, but you're gonna need a flux capacitor. 1.2468 0.05280 77 59 17 1
3179 I gather maturity isn't your strong suit? 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
3180 Your brain is moving fast, do the colours disappear when it stops? 1.2468 0.04945 77 58 19 0
3181 For God's sake, you're a dinosaur. You've got to look tough. If you start a trend of wearing caps like that, we'll become extinct. 1.2468 0.06445 77 63 9 5
3182 Salesman said it protects against earthquakes, 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
3183 It's a nice invention, but it won't save you when the comet comes. 1.2468 0.05280 77 59 17 1
3184 I'm celebrating gender diversity, whatever that is." Phil Walker, Fallston, M 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
3185 Are you coming out to me, Dear, or reliving your childhood? 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
3186 Well, it was supposed to be a mask. But, it won't fit over my nose. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
3187 The press loves how I spin. 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
3188 It appears evolution is not all it’s cracked up to be. 1.2468 0.05280 77 59 17 1
3189 You think that’s better than foil? 1.2468 0.05280 77 59 17 1
3190 There’s something different about you but I can’t give it a whirl. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
3191 I can tell you've been hanging out with delinquents with opposable thumbs. 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
3192 I didn’t know the wifi upgrade was already out!!!! 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
3193 I prefer to think of it as revolution, not evolution 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
3194 If your right eye moves independently, look over and confirm I just heard an eruption. Did you steal that hat from an aardvark? Is this a gender reveal party? My name is Mark the Upright Lizard. You're handsome. Let's rob another aardvark! Burrrrrrp! 1.2468 0.06445 77 63 9 5
3195 Oh, the hat? I am just ringing in the Jurassic era! I am so done with the Triassic ! 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
3196 That's so silly looking, there's no way anyone would wear that in 65 million years. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
3197 I can never find anything at those extinction sales. 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
3198 Can you take me for a spin? 1.2468 0.05280 77 59 17 1
3199 You don't think it's too flashy? 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
3200 What did he mean by "butterfly effect"? 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
3201 Well, my mistake--I thought evolving with a bigger brain actually counted for something. 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
3202 There's no motor. I shake my head to make it turn. 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
3203 I almost ate this cap with my meal 1.2468 0.05280 77 59 17 1
3204 In the long run, I doubt it will help with our carbon footprint. 1.2468 0.06445 77 63 9 5
3205 I would rather wait ten million years, shrink and sprout wings before I put on one of those things. 1.2468 0.04945 77 58 19 0
3206 Let me guess, they’re calling you a ‘helicopter parent,’ right? And, no, it’s not a compliment. 1.2468 0.06445 77 63 9 5
3207 Sorry, buddy...even if it were possible to mass produce and distribute millions of those before the asteroid hits... 1.2468 0.06445 77 63 9 5
3208 You're not going to fly away and leave me here, are you? 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
3209 And who the hell do you think you are, Maurice Sendak?" 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
3210 How did you get that? There is no color for miles!! 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
3211 It's not really my style, but I thought I 'd give it a whirl. 1.2468 0.05280 77 59 17 1
3212 Honestly, I think there are better ways to elevate our species. 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
3213 Does it make me look warm-blooded? 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
3214 I gives you a dash of whimsy, which suits you. 1.2468 0.06445 77 63 9 5
3215 Not exactly what I was thinking when I said you need to move on. 1.2468 0.04945 77 58 19 0
3216 Look Beany Boy...no way in a million years that will catch on. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
3217 Where’d you get that? 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
3218 I can't believe you don't want to play extinct-the-bottle." 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
3219 Dinosaurs aren't meant to fly. 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
3220 Sorry but the propeller beanie killed any interest. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
3221 You can try it, Lenny, but the pterodactyls look a lot more graceful. 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
3222 Is this really the future of evolution?" 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
3223 I hate being the new lizard at school. 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
3224 This is the pinnacle of 140 million years of fashion evolution? 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
3225 I was trying to fit in with my pterodactyl friends, but I’m starting to think it makes me look like I’m trying too hard... 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
3226 I’m worried about radiation. 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
3227 I don’t think that’ll protect you from the asteroid 1.2468 0.05280 77 59 17 1
3228 The hat is cleared to be taken off 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
3229 Have our COVID purchases gotten that bad? 1.2468 0.06445 77 63 9 5
3230 We got this hat as staff appreciation instead of a bonus. You like? 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
3231 Look up. In about 1 minute it won’t matter that you hate it. 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
3232 Looks good on you though 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
3233 Hey, at least I'm doing my part in helping the planet cool down... 1.2468 0.05280 77 59 17 1
3234 We might go extinct if we don't appear on cute selfies 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
3235 Honey, I think it's going to be long-distance soon! 1.2468 0.05280 77 59 17 1
3236 It predicts when the next meteoroid is going to strike. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
3237 Hey! Don't judge me, I live my life to the fullest everyday 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
3238 This will help protect you from 5g, which apparently kills you. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
3239 I thought you wanted to attract mates, not predators. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
3240 No idea—but Jeff Goldblum said I have to keep wearing it until I stop trying to eat those two kids 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
3241 What do you want me to do, Eddie? Hair clippers are still out of stock. 1.2468 0.06445 77 63 9 5
3242 Helicopter parenting is not a good look, Jerry. 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
3243 If this catches on, I hope the meteor hits Earth. 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
3244 Heyyyy why didn’t mom get me one 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
3245 I had one drink. The next thing I know I woke up with this on. 1.2468 0.05280 77 59 17 1
3246 so that’s goodbye then 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
3247 At least there's color in your life right now, pal 1.2468 0.05280 77 59 17 1
3248 What, it’s not like these hats will become extinct 1.2468 0.04945 77 58 19 0
3249 New CDC protocol 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
3250 The next step is to create a TikTok account! 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
3251 We have to get out of here somehow... 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
3252 Um...yeah, the hat does make your snout look smaller. 1.2468 0.04945 77 58 19 0
3253 what the heck happened to your head jimmy looks quite colorful. 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
3254 My therapist suggested I find the humor in everyday life 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
3255 Did you not get my email... 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
3256 We can't go to Jurassic Park today honey, it's raining meteorites 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
3257 Fred! No not you too! 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
3258 Frankly, it’s going to take more than gimmicks to save us. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
3259 Stop! The kids will see you. 1.2468 0.05280 77 59 17 1
3260 The HelicopT-Rex was a very short-lived genus of coelurosaurian theropod dinosaur. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
3261 rker "Don't listen to then, Cyril. You do you." 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
3262 Your Volcano-Detector 5000 hat is going off! 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3263 Is this your way of telling me you're gay? 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3264 Never gonna fly. Let's go with the feathers. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3265 How were you even able to put that on? 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3266 Just a fad that won’t last. 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
3267 Remember how most pterodactyls went extinct too? Flying won't do you any more good. 1.2400 0.06532 75 62 8 5
3268 Listen, it’s nothing personal but I’ve seen Diablo Cody movies and if we’re all evolving a sense of irony I might just walk into the tar pits. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3269 In my vision I saw a different evolution to flight 1.2400 0.06532 75 62 8 5
3270 No, I can't spin it when it's on my head, but I don't have a mirror at my place anyway. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3271 So how exactly is this supposed to protect us against the meteorite? 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
3272 I got it from a kid who was looking for a dinosaur named Cecil. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3273 Dad's dead. 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
3274 This is for those future Paleo Clowns who think they can tell what color we were in life 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3275 The kid thought I was a toy! 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3276 Look, dufus, the Rainbow Parade won’t exist for another 2000 years. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3277 Schmuck, you can't run fast enough to take off. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3278 Sorry, Ty. It's a look that's not likely to endure. 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
3279 Cool hat. Who do I have to eat to get one? 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
3280 Looks like windy with a chance of cataclysm.” 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
3281 Our show pilot got rejected. Apparently we're not cute enough. 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
3282 One small step for Cecil and one giant evolutionary leap for Beany. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3283 No, it doesn’t make you look like a pterodactyl. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3284 You won’t believe what I had to do to get this hat. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3285 I believe I can fly 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
3286 I'm out to get your girl. Pretty fancy, huh! 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3287 Last week it was just a pimple... 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
3288 No CAP bro, no CAP. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3289 Actually, it's a touque. 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
3290 IS THAT YOUR ESCAPE PLAN FOR THE METEOR? 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
3291 No, Michael, the end is "nigh" not "fly." 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
3292 No, it's great, but when you said,' I want to look younger,' this wasn't what I had in mind 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3293 There's only two of us left, so no funny stuff okay 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3294 What's a helicopter? 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3295 I said don't forget "where is the helicopter at"? 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
3296 So that’s how we got the name Beanniasaurus... 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3297 Training? To do what? 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3298 Hold it,you think I look ridiculous? 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3299 Prop comedy's not in your DNA. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3300 It's supposed to widen my perspective 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3301 I dare you to wear that to the tar pits. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3302 Do you really want that on your fossil? 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3303 The current administration and supporters say, if you wear this cap you won't get covid-19." "And, you believed them? 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
3304 They say your hat kills birds. I knew you'd want to know. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3305 Nope,still nothing is happening. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3306 It helps keep the droplets away from my head. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3307 It's not the right time for lightheartedness and humor. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3308 It's whimsical, and it will keep the pterodactyls at bay, but I don't think it's going to help much with the pending climate crisis. 1.2400 0.06532 75 62 8 5
3309 I don't have Mad Dinosaur Disease! I'm just a helicopter!... 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3310 Because I don't think she'll just like me for my teeth. 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
3311 Wilbur and Orville O'saurus 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3312 I like it better than the tinfoil one. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3313 Some of us will evolve to fly, but that's cheating. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3314 "I'm tired of us all being lumped together, you know? This'll give those paleontologists something to talk about!" 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3315 Well, this certainly puts a new spin on our relationship, Ikillutops 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3316 YOU REALLY YHINK IF I RUN FAST ENOUGH ICAN FLY? 1.2400 0.04965 75 57 18 0
3317 I think its too anachronistic. 1.2400 0.07062 75 64 4 7
3318 Uh...lemme guess. You had ‘kid’ for lunch again, didn’t you, you jamoke? 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
3319 Uh sure,with that clever disguise they’ll never know it’s you. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3320 I just can't quite sink my teeth into this...... 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3321 That hat is going to be the death of us all. 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
3322 It looks okay, dear . . . I like the colours . . . And it . . . could protect your head from volcanic eruptions. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3323 You didn’t! Not little Johnny from next door! Submitted by William R. Crow 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
3324 They said the meter shower was starting soon. 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
3325 Neat !!! But, What do it DO ??? 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3326 Personally, I think it says your bark is worse than your bite. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3327 It looked better in the store mirror. 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
3328 You should patent it. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3329 The sad thing is that it won't ever make the fossil record 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
3330 I'm expecting to fly any second now. 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
3331 I'm doing promotion for Barney's new Beanery in Burbank. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3332 You'll never fly with that thing. Your arms are too short. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3333 I got it from Gary. He ate a clown. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3334 Honestly, I’m not digging the primary colors. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3335 At least you'll look stylish before we go extinct. 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
3336 I wouldn't be caught wearing that in 100 million years. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3337 Prehistoric Hypnosis... 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3338 Really? A prop comic??? 1.2400 0.06532 75 62 8 5
3339 Wow Ted, enough with the identity politics! 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
3340 What if climate change is real? Just wear the tin foil hat to be safe. 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
3341 I could swear it said camouflage pattern... 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3342 F**k it, why not? 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
3343 King Rexy, the dinosaurs want to know, what you're going to do about that giant jagged asteroid headed our way? 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
3344 Pledge week already? 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
3345 My kids call me a helicopter parent so I might as well look the part 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3346 Larry, you're evolving into a boy 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
3347 Inauguration Day 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
3348 That’s not what the hipsters mean when they talk about a beanie hat, Fred 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3349 « Are you ready for our first YouTube video? » 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3350 No... sorry I'm afraid I don't know how to take it off either. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3351 I know it looks ridiculous, but I can’t take it off. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3352 I swear I saw you blink. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3353 Yeah, but can you even reach the propeller? 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3354 You might get a callback to play Cecil the Sea Serpent, but I don't think you're right for Beanie 1.2368 0.05254 76 59 16 1
3355 You're becoming one of those Heliciraptor parents. 1.2368 0.06453 76 63 8 5
3356 Wow, I thought beanies with propellers were almost extinct. 1.2368 0.06453 76 63 8 5
3357 No, you’re still on the ground. 1.2368 0.05254 76 59 16 1
3358 I think working for a start up internet company that has not been created yet is way ahead of our time. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
3359 It was funny at first, now it's just old hat. 1.2368 0.04909 76 58 18 0
3360 No, I said, " 'Evolve' , not "revolve'. " 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
3361 Let's party like its 199,000,000 BC! 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
3362 I have had it with you and am out of here!!! 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
3363 I don't know. You still like like a cold-blooded predator to me. 1.2368 0.06720 76 64 6 6
3364 You know we're going extinct, right? Do you want to be remembered as Beanie Tops? 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
3365 This is how you break up with me? You're extinct to me! 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
3366 They told me it would increase my hang time through the Cretaceous period. 1.2368 0.05254 76 59 16 1
3367 It goes with your eyes. 1.2368 0.06720 76 64 6 6
3368 You don’t seem as intelligent 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
3369 Really!? That money was meant for our doomsday preparation. 1.2368 0.06453 76 63 8 5
3370 Nice camo, Hon. But if you bring home another toy poodle we'll have to talk. 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
3371 Honey that pretty much explains our imminent extinction. 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
3372 We have to talk. 1.2368 0.05254 76 59 16 1
3373 Yes. The slight breeze just might protect you from the virus. 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
3374 I ate all the cereal, found all the coupons, and cashed them in, yet somehow I am underwhelmed. 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
3375 Even if it does work, you still won't be able to compete with the pterodactyls. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
3376 As your bestie, it behooves me to tell you that beanies went out of style in the Triassic Era, at least 50,000,000 years ago. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
3377 Does this make me look whimsical? 1.2368 0.05254 76 59 16 1
3378 And that, my dear, is exactly why we are headed toward extinction! 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
3379 I just don't think that fits your personality. 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
3380 That's why I like you. You lighten up species extinction. 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
3381 Now you just need a lollipop. 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
3382 Sorry, Bernie, I just don't see that getting off the ground. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
3383 I found it near the Beany-boy crash site." 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
3384 OK. Get the botox,I guess. 1.2368 0.05254 76 59 16 1
3385 I'm not judging but your breath smells like Billy and I'm pretty sure that's his cap.... 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
3386 It’s a little too early Jurassic. 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
3387 If they’re being mean to you, stop playing at the tar pits. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
3388 Before we say our goodbyes, how about one more spin for old times sake? 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
3389 You know what’s a cataclysm, that beanie makes your arms look even shorter. 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
3390 So, uh...how'd you get that on your head? 1.2368 0.05254 76 59 16 1
3391 It was real tender except for this antler thingy. 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
3392 Trump said they give you cancer" - "uh can't you say anything positive Dean? 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
3393 Well I guess that’s one way to lure the tourists closer for dinner! 🐊 #photoopportunity 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
3394 You’re such a joiner 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
3395 Get real Charlie, if God had intended us to fly she'd have given us wings! . 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
3396 Todd, can you spin my propellor my arms aren’t long enough 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
3397 Maybe in the Triassic Period, but I think we've grown past that. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
3398 Stan, only you could find a way to look ridiculous while going extinct. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
3399 Sorry Danny. The gig went to Geoffrey. 1.2361 0.06407 72 59 9 4
3400 Even off campus you have to wear that? 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
3401 It came with my last meal. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
3402 I'm just saying if we were meant to fly, we'd have wings! 1.2361 0.06407 72 59 9 4
3403 You've lost your edge Fred. 1.2361 0.06706 72 60 7 5
3404 And you think that it will be enough against global warming..? 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
3405 You act as if this weren't the end. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
3406 Not only was he wearing this neat beanie,but he tasted like candy. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
3407 WHY NOT? I heard pigs could fly. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
3408 Gosh, Rex, you mean the wind makes it go?! 1.2361 0.05414 72 56 15 1
3409 But Mom.....all the brontosauruses are laughing at me! 1.2361 0.06407 72 59 9 4
3410 In a hundred million years no one will know what colors it was. 1.2361 0.05414 72 56 15 1
3411 Beanie Babies is so last century. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
3412 Dorky doesn't even begin to cover it. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
3413 Dude, my brain catches wind of a colourful idea and spins with it. I can't afford to wear a lightbulb above my head. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
3414 Jimmy, face it. You're never gonna be a Pterodactyl. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
3415 My arms can't reach the propellers. 1.2361 0.05040 72 55 17 0
3416 Present from the kids..I know 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
3417 Welcome to the team! You’ll get used to the hat - everyone starts as a noogler. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
3418 « Oh.. I forgot. I am used to working from home » 1.2361 0.06407 72 59 9 4
3419 I just don't understand why I'm not going up! 1.2361 0.05414 72 56 15 1
3420 This is what the future looks like? 1.2361 0.06407 72 59 9 4
3421 Didn't you hear? Those hats went extinct years ago. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
3422 That won’t keep you from being sold in a Chinese wet market, Roy. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
3423 Mark my words... this hat will never become extinct 1.2361 0.05414 72 56 15 1
3424 they said it would make you feel 400 pounds lighter!! 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
3425 If you call it a beanie, I’ll get mad. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
3426 It belonged to the guy I ate for lunch. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
3427 Let's go play in the tar pits and blow some paleontologist's mind. 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
3428 See, I told you that you were the top. 1.2329 0.06621 73 61 7 5
3429 That kid from the future was trying to warn us about something before you said, “I’m hungry.” 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
3430 The propeller works great with my arm reach 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
3431 Please just help me. I can't get it off." 1.2329 0.04981 73 56 17 0
3432 Look Hank, I know you want to look younger, but admit it -- your scales are falling out. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
3433 I know we’re going extinct, but you could at least try to be dignified, Carl. 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
3434 Take Me to your Leader. 1.2329 0.06621 73 61 7 5
3435 I ate the kid but I liked this. 1.2329 0.06327 73 60 9 4
3436 I said buy some masks, not hats. Now we're gonna be extinct. 1.2329 0.06327 73 60 9 4
3437 I don't see how wearing that helps keep you from smoking. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
3438 Now that’s going to lead to our extinction. 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
3439 It's what I have always said: evolution through revolution! 1.2329 0.06327 73 60 9 4
3440 Hey, I like it. Very retro. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
3441 Did you join a fraternity? 1.2329 0.06327 73 60 9 4
3442 LGBTQ? 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
3443 Sigh. I see you were making Tik Tok videos with the Raptors again. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
3444 Stop calling me 'Cecil'. 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
3445 She actually said it makes you look silly? Man, that’s cold-blooded. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
3446 The wind makes my breath smell better . 1.2329 0.06621 73 61 7 5
3447 Why, you festive son of a bitch! 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
3448 I'm guessing your church has a very liberal...congregation 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
3449 Is that really how you want future scientists to uncover you 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
3450 I just flew in from the Galapagos, and you? 1.2329 0.06327 73 60 9 4
3451 Oh,hi baby. I know, I know. But it’s pledge week. 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
3452 brrrr 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
3453 my new age rabbi suggested that we think out of the box 1.2329 0.06327 73 60 9 4
3454 Propeller hat, helicopter hat, who cares. On you it’s stupid! 1.2329 0.06327 73 60 9 4
3455 What, exactly, propels you? 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
3456 I'm your mother. You think I didn't already know you're a gay, Jewish herbivore? 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
3457 And they claim it'll stop an asteroid? 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
3458 Does this mean it's over? 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
3459 And now you can't reach it? 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
3460 You traitor! You've been assimilated. 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
3461 Well, the good news is that it definitely takes attention away from your arms. 1.2329 0.04981 73 56 17 0
3462 Do I look tough if I show my teeth? 1.2329 0.06327 73 60 9 4
3463 Keep it up kid! It looks promising! You've got only 65 million more years to catch up with Elon Musk and SpaceX! 1.2329 0.06621 73 61 7 5
3464 I'm sorry, but that thing is so 200 million BC. 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
3465 Do you think I’ve lost weight? 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
3466 It elevates my mood and gives me a sense of direction. 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
3467 Uh.. I was going to ask if you wanted to catch the Deepak Chopra lecture over at the U but, never mind" 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
3468 I get it. The new normal. Cool. 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
3469 No, I don't think it will protect you from fall debris from the sky. It does, however, bring out the color in your eyes. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
3470 It’s called a beanie, Baby. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
3471 Okay, Lou, lemme me if I got this: The twirly thing on top is made out of something you call "plastic." And you made it out of some goo you scooped out of the tar pits? Lou, Buddy, you need to breed, soon, and often! 1.2329 0.06327 73 60 9 4
3472 Honest! He tasted just like chicken. 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
3473 Just because we’re prehistoric doesn’t mean you can’t be kid at heart 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
3474 No, but if we´d all wear one the meteor stands no chance. 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
3475 You are definitely ahead of your time! 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
3476 Are you a helicopter? 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
3477 Which Fraternity did you pledge? 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
3478 I know, but my Nana got it for me on her last trip and she is coming to see me today. 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
3479 I I'm sorry but I'm not allowed to date propelleraptors. 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
3480 They'll still keep saying we couldn't fly. 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
3481 That won't keep you out of the draft any more." 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
3482 What part of black and white do you not understand? 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
3483 ‘I don’t care how many followers you have, it looks ridiculous.’ 1.2329 0.06327 73 60 9 4
3484 What can I say? My inner child was dying to be let out. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
3485 I like to add a splash of color 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
3486 “But Joey, how can you be sure you’re not a Pterodactyl?” 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
3487 Forget the hat, how did you get it on your head? 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
3488 Enjoy Mars, Starship SpaceREX. I'm staying here where it's safe. 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
3489 You need to grow a pair. 1.2329 0.06621 73 61 7 5
3490 Those pterodactyls think they’re so smart. 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
3491 Wow. That exstinks. 1.2329 0.06621 73 61 7 5
3492 You gave your firstborn away for this? 1.2329 0.06327 73 60 9 4
3493 I'm not sure that look will take off! 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
3494 I hope he tasted as good as that hat looks. 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
3495 Gosh, Will you run again in 2024? 1.2329 0.06621 73 61 7 5
3496 We're all going to die anyway... 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
3497 Evolution, baby, evolution. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
3498 Careful, you could evolve into something called a ‘Rudy’. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
3499 You’re much too old for that nonsense! Time to put that silly thing away, join me, and walk together to our extinction. 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
3500 You're just jealous. Now I can fly and you can't. 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
3501 You are not a pterodactyl stan. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
3502 Dude. One thing that hasn’t evolved is your fashion sense. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
3503 Stop it! Nerds are also an evolutionary dead end! 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
3504 No. I only wear it to hide my bad haircut. 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
3505 Attaining immortality in a cartoon is all very well but I'd settle for not becoming extinct. 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
3506 What's with the whirly gig on your head? I told you being bald was ok with me." 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
3507 You've lost Timmy again, haven't you? 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
3508 Tweedle dumb 1.2329 0.06327 73 60 9 4
3509 After you ate him, how did you put his hat on your head? 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
3510 Easily makes you look younger... like a member of the Generation Jurassic. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
3511 So can you take off with it,or what? 1.2329 0.06327 73 60 9 4
3512 I just got this new beanie to help me deal with global warming. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
3513 Renewables, huh? You should share your invention with Elon Mesozoic. He’s the new kid genius on the block. OR Renewables, huh? So you think this will outdo fossil fuels? 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
3514 I told you that if you wore that silly cap, the world would end! 1.2329 0.06327 73 60 9 4
3515 Absolutely! It's so YOU! 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
3516 Yikes. I thought you knew a "celebration of life" is a funeral? 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
3517 Haven't seen one of those in ages! 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
3518 What a Jurassic faux pas, Christopher. 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
3519 I won the staring contest. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
3520 We evolved from the sea. Don't have any illusion about its ever leading to flight in. the air. 1.2329 0.04981 73 56 17 0
3521 I thought you said you were just going for milk. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
3522 I thought those caps were extinct. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
3523 Arnold, is that your evacuation plan? 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
3524 That will solve all of our energy needs? 1.2329 0.06327 73 60 9 4
3525 Whadya mean it's because your a freshman? You're one hundred years old" 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
3526 Really Bozo? This is what you came up with to lure me in mating season? Think Peacock! Peacock! 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
3527 So, you time travel to the 21st century and this is what you bring back? 1.2329 0.06327 73 60 9 4
3528 It's a better look than the tin foil. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
3529 We can’t do anything about fossil fuels but we can start them off on wind energy.” 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
3530 I want them to thing Iam too young to make a handbag out of ! 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
3531 That’s not what I meant when I said, “Look breezy for that date.” 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
3532 ‘Mmmm... not sure about the colour’. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
3533 I'm telling you, the disaster-detector really does work! 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
3534 Does this beanie make my arms look short? 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
3535 It spins 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
3536 My owner wanted to make a tiktok 1.2329 0.06327 73 60 9 4
3537 As if you needed to appear more Floridian. 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
3538 that's the latest MAGA hat isn't it? The massive fraud edition! 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
3539 You said "dress casually". 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
3540 I didn’t know I needed it until I saw it. It was a Black Friday deal on Amazon Prime. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
3541 This isn’t what it looks like! 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
3542 I see dead people. 1.2329 0.06327 73 60 9 4
3543 This is going to change history! 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
3544 It's been an awful year, honey. I thought it might cheer you up. 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
3545 I thought you said you would wear yours if I wore mine? 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
3546 Let it go. You’re not as young as the Earth anymore. 1.2329 0.06327 73 60 9 4
3547 A propeller beanie? Get with the times! 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
3548 I think it's a human artifact from when they covered the earth. 1.2295 0.06356 61 49 10 2
3549 Can it predict the future? 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
3550 Did you get that hat in Giulany's office? 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
3551 old hat 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
3552 You can try all the new fads you want, but they're still going to call you a dinosaur. 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
3553 Too bad you can't twirl that propeller on your own. 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
3554 No thanks. I just don't like kids. 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
3555 Silly Hat Day was last epoch. 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
3556 I can't stand it.That's why we are going extinct. 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
3557 Give it 60 million years and see if you’re still in love with it. 1.2286 0.06801 70 59 6 5
3558 our species ranks 284th in I.Q., but that makes you look like 285th material 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
3559 Your beanie flies high. 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
3560 Where are you going to go with that hat? To Mars? 1.2286 0.06490 70 58 8 4
3561 Cute, but take it off for the job interview. 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
3562 Ok, now you’re aging yourself. 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
3563 I hate to say it, but I think that Pterodactyl was pranking you. 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
3564 We're dinosaurs, Jeff. We don't need to wear hats to be Insta-worthy. 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
3565 Can’t, I’m on the No Fly list.” 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
3566 I ate the kid, but I love the hat. 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
3567 Your evolutionary theories are brilliant, Rex, but everyone sees you as a fool. 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
3568 Does being employed by Google shield you from a once-in-lifetime extinction? 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
3569 Oh Zog, that's so last eon. 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
3570 Dragon of the month award ain't what it used to be. 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
3571 Leaving the ocean was a success. Flight? Not so much. 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
3572 You'll do anything for a lift, won't you? 1.2286 0.06490 70 58 8 4
3573 You are positive this will save us? 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
3574 And all of a sudden, I don't have to remind folks to stay 6 feet away anymore 1.2286 0.05055 70 54 16 0
3575 You were supposed to bring back dinner, not a souvenir from Jurassic Park. 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
3576 It's colorful but it's not gonna fly. 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
3577 This proves you have a brain the size of a walnut. 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
3578 I think this confirms that evolution has a wacky sense of humor. 1.2286 0.06490 70 58 8 4
3579 You look smart! 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
3580 Take that off, propeller beanies don't get invented until long after we're gone. 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
3581 Nope. Won't improve your natural selection chances. 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
3582 It's worth a try, maybe she'll like it. 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
3583 That won't get rid of the stink. 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
3584 Survival of the fittest? 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
3585 Your hat is rediculous and won't prevent you from from being prosecuted as an adult 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
3586 If I could fly, would I be here talking to you? 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
3587 I No, it's not cute. 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
3588 I get it - you lost a bet with T-Rex, and wearing this beanie beats being eaten. 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
3589 Cute. But you're still a dinosaur. 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
3590 We don't like your kind... 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
3591 I hope you get caught dead wearing that. 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
3592 But Trump really did lose the election! 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
3593 70 million years from now somebody's gonna really DIG you! 1.2286 0.06490 70 58 8 4
3594 Welcome to Google! This way to the cafeteria -- it's Triceratops Tuesday. 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
3595 You shouldn't have bothered, Dear. It's come as you are party." 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
3596 Someday somebody will find that, maybe fossilized, and start wondering about what kind of moron you were. 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
3597 Yes we are related to birds. No that won't help you fly. 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
3598 I’m takin’ off. 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
3599 My God! You look stupid. You'll never evolve 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
3600 But I thought we weren't supposed to fly during this COVID surge? 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
3601 Seeming 'distinct' won't save us from being 'extinct.' 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
3602 If that's the future, I'll take my chances on the meteor. 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
3603 High School reunion? 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
3604 Flight may have to wait for us to evolve feathers. 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
3605 We're facing mass extinction and you tell me about this now! 1.2286 0.06490 70 58 8 4
3606 That isn’t what I meant by ‘top hat’ but I think I like this better. 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
3607 It is part of the evolution for us to prevent catching COVID 6. 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
3608 I bought it from Q. He said it would keep the meteors away. 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
3609 I’m so sick of zoom. I’ll wear anything to spruce up our meetings. 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
3610 Does this hat make my tail look big? 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
3611 It looked better on the boy you ate. 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
3612 I would take it off, but I can’t reach it 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
3613 Nope, not floating. 1.2286 0.06490 70 58 8 4
3614 Marv, you are one cool dude 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
3615 You really think this velocicopter thing will take off? 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
3616 That hat is so last era. 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
3617 Hey, Cecil, you seen Beany lately? 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
3618 Does that come in other colors? 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
3619 Evolving to fly seemed like a long-shot, so I went with this. 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
3620 It would look better if you wore a suit and a bow tie. 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
3621 OK, but that's not the remedy I had in mind when I said you lacked wanderlust. 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
3622 An interesting idea, but maybe you should add a chin strap. 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
3623 Wanna bully some herbivores? 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
3624 Are you sure Godzilla started this way? 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
3625 Dad always said you were more evolved than me. 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
3626 Maybe it'll work someday, but my money's still on wings. 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
3627 Make dinosaurs great again—sounds like a promising future. 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
3628 Hate to be the one to tell you but it'll never fly 1.2286 0.06801 70 59 6 5
3629 Extinction where is thy sting? 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
3630 Looks Tasty' 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
3631 George, wind turbines not only kill birds, but that thing will give you cancer. 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
3632 That disguise won't save you. 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
3633 Hmmm, Little old for a Beany aren't you Cecil? 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
3634 It's whimsical, but I don't think it will take off. 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
3635 That hat is so Triassic Era! 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
3636 Honestly, it’s the only distinguishable difference between alligators and crocodiles.” 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
3637 Cute but it won't prevent extinction. 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
3638 Bargain or no bargain, you still look stupid. 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
3639 It does nothing to accentuate your eyes. 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
3640 I bet Spanky wouldn’t look at me like that 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
3641 Maybe they do ward off meteors, but I say they’re depriving me of my personal freedom. 1.2286 0.05449 70 57 11 2
3642 It just draws more attention to your flightlessness. 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
3643 I don’t know. It makes you look... less evolved. 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
3644 No? No. 1.2286 0.06490 70 58 8 4
3645 This should help people who can’t tell a crocodile from an alligator. 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
3646 If pretty little bluebirds fly Above the rainbow Why oh why can’t I? 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
3647 How do you get is off?? I want to know how you put it on. 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
3648 You Look Like A Dunce-A-Saur! 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
3649 If you're going to evolve, wings may work better. 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
3650 I don’t care if it was 30% off list price, you are not wearing it to little Dina’s wedding! 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
3651 I think its a volcano, not fireworks... 1.2286 0.06801 70 59 6 5
3652 Sure, the New Yorker will do color in a cartoon every now and then, but this set-up isn't near funny enough to justify it. 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
3653 That will never fly. 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
3654 IT MAKES ME LOOK TALLER 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
3655 What are you supposed to be? A helicopterodactyl? I saw a ton of those last Halloween. 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
3656 Joe Namath convinced me to sign up for that Medicare Advantage Plan, but this is all I was eligible for! 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
3657 It's a requirement for the fraternity I'm pledging! 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
3658 I think it means I ate a freshman. 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
3659 It keeps me humble. 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
3660 He wouldn’t give it to me So I ate him... 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
3661 I see why they call you diplodocus. 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
3662 What do you think? Does this make my butt look big? 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
3663 How was the hazing? 1.2286 0.06490 70 58 8 4
3664 Hard to believe they made that way back in the Cenozoic Era. 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
3665 You must know individualism is not valued in our group. 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
3666 All work and no play has made you a dull boy,Brach. 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
3667 We already look weird without any ears ..why would you wear a bennie with a propeller. 1.2286 0.06490 70 58 8 4
3668 Now we're definitely going extinct. 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
3669 So how long will it take to reach Mars? 1.2286 0.06490 70 58 8 4
3670 Is it too late to visit Disneyland? 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
3671 Do you really think that will help you survive? 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
3672 Great disguise. No one will ever guess your species. 1.2286 0.06490 70 58 8 4
3673 We could stop global warming if everyone wore this. It comes in reflective tinfoil too. 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
3674 No, even with the colors, you still aren't a pterodactyl. 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
3675 Personally, I think the feather boa looked better on you 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
3676 Do you think the beanie makes my head look fat? 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
3677 I get it. You’re trying to look young but they’re still gonna say we’re 230 million years old. 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
3678 I'm no engineer but I doubt that thing is going to whisk you to safety when the big asteroid comes. 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
3679 So now you are an LGBT-Rex? 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
3680 We deserve what we get. 1.2286 0.05055 70 54 16 0
3681 I thought hazing was banned in the Jurassic Period? 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
3682 Sorry, Jake. Our ancestors could fly without propeller hats. 1.2286 0.05055 70 54 16 0
3683 Hold still. Maybe it’ll fly away with the next gust. 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
3684 You know, I'd punch you, but I can't reach you. 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
3685 But the ad was so catchy — ‘Tar Pit Escape Device: stand out to fly out.’ 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
3686 Whirligigs are so last year! 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
3687 It's nice, but I don't think that it works with our apex predator of all the dinosaurs image. 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
3688 Thanks for the complement. I got it on Amazon. 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
3689 I'll be taking off soon, farewell. 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
3690 Mitch McConnell; "Sorry Donny, I'm not allowed to play with you anymore". 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
3691 No, I don't think you look like a dorkasaurus. Whoever said that is just jealous. 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
3692 I want one too!! 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
3693 But Ernie said I could cut through all the evolution crap and learn to fly now. 1.2286 0.06490 70 58 8 4
3694 How long before you change colors? 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
3695 Cute, maybe. Sexy, no. 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
3696 I'm no genius, but this doesn't look good. 1.2286 0.05055 70 54 16 0
3697 And if it spins fast enough, I'm going to be a dino-soar! 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
3698 I don't know if that'll convince the asteroid that you're one of the "fittest" 1.2286 0.06490 70 58 8 4
3699 Face it. Your inner child had gills. 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
3700 It will distract her from the fact you are a dinosaur, Michelle will love it. 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
3701 The Pterodactyls weren't fooled 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
3702 Let's face it: Our options are limited. 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
3703 Is this what they are calling, evolution? 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
3704 Verrry chic, but will it fly? 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
3705 But Orville, the weight-to-thrust ratio just isn't there. 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
3706 I know I look ridiculous but it's supposed to ward off asteroids. 1.2286 0.06801 70 59 6 5
3707 I thought those things went extinct a long time ago. 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
3708 The pterodactyls are messing with you. 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
3709 Some of our relatives have wings. I thought that I would try a propeller. 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
3710 You got WINGS? 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
3711 They tell me it can detect meteorites. 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
3712 I don't think that propeller will carry you off the planet far enough to avoid the next asteroid strike, Jerry, but I'm glad you've finally come out. 1.2286 0.06490 70 58 8 4
3713 what did you do with his yo-yo? 1.2286 0.06490 70 58 8 4
3714 Going retro? How outre 1.2286 0.06490 70 58 8 4
3715 You want that to signify a Jewish Holiday for kids? 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
3716 cool hat man 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
3717 For the last time,honey,dinosaurs can’t fly. 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
3718 You are so Wright, brother. 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
3719 A beanie, baby? Those are so 90's. 1.2286 0.06801 70 59 6 5
3720 Please,take me with you! 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
3721 Good Luck with that. I had one and I couldn't get more than an inch off the ground for 10 seconds! 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
3722 I like it, Billy, but how did you put it on? 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
3723 if i bend over, will you knock this darned thing off my head? 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
3724 No Cecil, it’s not that. I just felt that I’ve become too reliant on you. 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
3725 How about a Go Fund Me campaign? 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
3726 Our days are numbered...Do you want this to be your legacy? 1.2286 0.06490 70 58 8 4
3727 I read on Facebook that these hats will protect us from asteroids. 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
3728 I needed something uplifting 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
3729 - hat are you? -hatpy 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
3730 Do you really believe turbo wind power will save us from extinction? 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
3731 How many times do I have to tell you? Beanies don't work...you have to socially distance from the asteroid! 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
3732 I know you like acting like a kid, but you’re ten million years old 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
3733 Dude,the Mesozoic Era called. They want their beanie back. 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
3734 An anthropologist told me it was a fad, but it'd come back and we wouldn't. 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
3735 Do you know what this is going to say about us if they find this in the fossil record? 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
3736 Is this the ultimate chick-magnet or what? 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
3737 I don't know. The pterosaurs have feathers. 1.2286 0.05055 70 54 16 0
3738 No way did that thing just evolve on to your head. 1.2286 0.06490 70 58 8 4
3739 I'll never get it off with these damn these tiny arms! 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
3740 It's cute Rex, but I am not sure I want our species remembered for inventing that, while we faced extinction. 1.2286 0.06490 70 58 8 4
3741 If I were you I’d patent it. 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
3742 The winds seem to be shifting 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
3743 Once again, no research has ever shown that anachronistic toys can prevent apocalyptic meteor showers, Chuck. 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
3744 For the last time, there is no asteroid plummeting toward the earth, and if there were, that stupid hat would not save you! 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
3745 Yes man, you've made the technology to save us from the asteroid. But to power it we need lots of oil. Where will we get all that oil? 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
3746 Wow! I haven't seen one of those since the Bozozoic Era. 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
3747 The colors are fine, but that propeller is anachronistic. 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
3748 So this is evolution of the species? 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
3749 This is what the green new deal is all about 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
3750 Do you really want that to be your legacy? 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
3751 Actually, Bob, I think it's a little early in the season for that. 1.2286 0.06490 70 58 8 4
3752 You're right, now I don't even notice your Dad bod. 1.2286 0.06490 70 58 8 4
3753 How was your flight? 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
3754 I didn't know you were religious. 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
3755 Fashionable," yes, but I have trouble seeing the "practical. 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
3756 Don't be embarrassed. No one will remember this in a few years. 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
3757 Yeah, remote pledging just isn't the same 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
3758 Did you buy it online? 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
3759 That hat makes your arms look shorter. 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
3760 It might take 60 million years to catch on, but I like it. 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
3761 I know you want to cheer me up. But all I can think is: "When does it take off? 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
3762 And then they elected Tweedle Dumb 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
3763 yeh..it does cover up your bald spot 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
3764 It's December'2020 and I am still alive. 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
3765 Just because we’ll be extinct soon does not mean we should loose our sense of whimsy. 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
3766 I am so sick of camo, camo, camo. 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
3767 if nothing else you avoided the airport 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
3768 2020 Presidential Elections 1.2286 0.06490 70 58 8 4
3769 A little learning is dangerous! 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
3770 Listen, you gotta find your joy some way. 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
3771 Oh flounder... 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
3772 Terry, I told you triceratops made better snacks than fashion advisors! 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
3773 It was either extinction or this! .I did it for us 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
3774 Aren't you a little old for that, Carl? 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
3775 Speeding up my evolution process, Martha 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
3776 My teacher told me I was very “bright.” 1.2286 0.06490 70 58 8 4
3777 My parents know that we're a couple Jerry; visual aids aren't necessary" 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
3778 In a few eons we will evolve into birds and you'll be able to fly all you want. 1.2286 0.06801 70 59 6 5
3779 I clearly remember Henry, Lacoste wanted someone who is a blend of modernity & legacy 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
3780 And you can’t even see my bald spot now! 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
3781 Thought I'd wear this to make 2020 better 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
3782 it’s a fad in southwest Pangea 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
3783 I was told I wasn’t “fun.” 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
3784 Don't get me wrong, I *do* like the propeller. But the idea is to cover your nose and mouth. 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
3785 They said I was going to be in a movie about some kind of park 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
3786 just met a time traveler, he said we’ll be extinct soon, but he gave me this hat, so there’s that. 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
3787 I thought you said this was a party 1.2286 0.05055 70 54 16 0
3788 extintion is no child’s play, son. 1.2286 0.06490 70 58 8 4
3789 I know you’ve always wanted to be a pterodactyl, George, but you look ridiculous. 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
3790 Nope, that’s not going to help you fly 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
3791 It really brings out your eyes 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
3792 Can you please take it off me? I can’t reach and it’s starting to pinch 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
3793 The portion sizes are smaller than usual, but at least the meal comes with a free hat... 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
3794 They said it would give me panache 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
3795 You’re overthinking it. No one is going to mistake those for feathers. 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
3796 Stop trying to make it a thing, Bob. It’s extinct, get over it. 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
3797 That kind of sucks. Lets just play with the box it came in. 1.2286 0.06490 70 58 8 4
3798 I'm absolutely celebrating your vision on this but the ark leaves in 5 minutes and we didn't pay for extra carry-ons. 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
3799 Well, how do YOU get up after falling down? 1.2286 0.06490 70 58 8 4
3800 ‘It definitely has legs, but how do we get it on our heads?’ 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
3801 This helicopter parenting is tiring 1.2286 0.06490 70 58 8 4
3802 So what’s new? 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
3803 Mother never loved you. 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
3804 Just trying to manifest the next stage of evolution: flight 1.2286 0.06490 70 58 8 4
3805 The gig’s up. It’s Inauguration Day, Mr. President. 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
3806 They only had one left... 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
3807 Do you think this helps me look two hundred years younger? 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
3808 Come work with me, Dave. It’s a different park now. Way more wholesome. 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
3809 When your brain is no larger than am apple, why give anybody more fuel to question your intelligence? 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
3810 Hate to tell you, Rex. Your new fashion statement is a Dino-DON'T! 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
3811 Um, not what I meant when I said, 'Give you props.' 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
3812 Maybe a joke get funnier if it evolves instead of revolves. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
3813 I honestly don’t know what amazes me more… that you have a beanie copter on your head or that you somehow reached up to put a beanie copter on your head... 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
3814 Tell me, Jonas. How exactly did my hat change? 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
3815 You idiot! You just took one giant step backward in evolution. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
3816 Ever since I lost my feathers I wanted this ! 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
3817 I am fashion forward by 10,000 years. 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
3818 If God had meant for us to fly, he would have made us Pterodactyls. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
3819 I traded it with a human for a yappy dog I found in my pond. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
3820 We need to make our own fun. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
3821 I’m hoping it will attract some human beanies. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
3822 Did you see that? I don’t think we’ll be around for the initiation. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
3823 Now you look extinct AND obsolete. 1.2206 0.05066 68 53 15 0
3824 My folks went to the future and all I got was this stupid beanie. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
3825 It works like a charm. The kids run up to me before their parents can stop them every time. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
3826 You promised it would be my turn to wear it when the Jurassic Period ends, and you know damn well that was yesterday.” 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
3827 Did those dorks from the future come back again? 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
3828 It's for a bonding exercise with my bird grandchild. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
3829 Denial of your adulthood won't protect you from mortality. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
3830 I am the cool kid on the block. You must be the other kid. 1.2206 0.05066 68 53 15 0
3831 You're evolving, but I don't know if it will catch on. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
3832 We'll go extinct if we don't embrace geekiness. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
3833 Nice idea,Bob, but that won’t keep us from evolving. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
3834 You should be lifting off any second now. Aaany second. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
3835 Does this hat make my teeth look small? 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
3836 You should be able to fly - we are related to birds. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
3837 Could be evolving backward. 1.2206 0.05066 68 53 15 0
3838 So....What’s wrong with monochrome?? 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
3839 Honestly, I think you're more suited to playing Cecil, than Beany. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
3840 Come on and join me, let’s show the Pterodactyl has nothing on us! 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
3841 And then,a wild wind came up and blew me away. It took me weeks to find my way back. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
3842 ' How high were you to buy that?" 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
3843 They will call us the Wrong Brothers. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
3844 It's a nice idea, Stan, but I don't think it'll stop the meteor. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
3845 It was on sale, darn it! 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
3846 Who would guess the hat gets us into Chuck ECheese 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
3847 Our legs ARE too short to run, but that stupid hat won't work either. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
3848 I know you said you were tired of people getting us mixed up, but couldn't you have gone with a nice cardigan instead? 1.2206 0.05066 68 53 15 0
3849 Tell me the truth, does this hat make me look fat? 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
3850 Gerald, people are dying... 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
3851 - I love it. - You can't reach it. - I know. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
3852 $200,000.00 for a liberal arts degree and all I got was this stupid hat 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
3853 Honey, the late Triassic called and wants its look back. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
3854 In sickness and in health, Erica, you promised! 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
3855 They say it aids in social distancing. 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
3856 [Re-entering society post-COVID] “Now just go out there and be yourself.” 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
3857 I've made a huge mistake 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
3858 The hat store lady put it on me and I had to buy it because I was embarrassed that my arms were too short to take it off 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
3859 We don't always acknowledge or see the Beautiful things we have, but others do. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
3860 'Listen, Alan, I know it seemed like a good idea on paper...' 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
3861 I just think it sends the wrong message. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
3862 It might work after I lose a couple of pounds 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
3863 My mom bought it for me for Christmas 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
3864 I got it at the dollar store. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
3865 Buddy, wait until we evolve into chickens to really see how far and high we will be able to fly 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
3866 Does that work? 1.2174 0.06486 69 58 7 4
3867 Malcolm, what have I told you about stealing from the neighbors? 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
3868 An asteroid attractor? I don't see that being a game-changer. 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
3869 Next stop is fur. 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
3870 Swim first, then walk, fly next. I get it. You're a braver gator then me. 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
3871 It's great you have that beanie....but where's your mask!!! 1.2174 0.05002 69 54 15 0
3872 (right) "is that me from the future!?" (left) "gosh darn it! I know I shoulda came back later!" 1.2174 0.06807 69 59 5 5
3873 Nice hat! Does it come with a bowl of soup also? 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
3874 Oh no, was the costume party today? 1.2174 0.05002 69 54 15 0
3875 I don't like it either, but you try taking it off. 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
3876 Yes, son, the climate is changing. But we adults have faith that the next generation will rise to the challenge! 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
3877 Dang, if only my arms were longer I could ditch this hat! 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
3878 You sure are a head of your time. 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
3879 Is Jurassic Park apart of Disney, too? 1.2174 0.06486 69 58 7 4
3880 Now you look like your mother 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
3881 Dude, take it easy! They've just updated the apocalypse date: 2020. #🇧🇷 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
3882 No, no! It won't protect us from extinction. 1.2174 0.06486 69 58 7 4
3883 Wait a minute, we dinosaurs are supposed to be color-blind! 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
3884 I thought if we wore hats, maybe people would stop calling us alligators. 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
3885 It's my fight-or-flight response to the asteroid. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
3886 Hand sanitizer would have been a more practical purchase. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
3887 Ask for your money back. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
3888 You look 100 years younger. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
3889 Take that stupid hat off or I swear to god I will make you go extinct 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
3890 Lucky you had your helicap so you didn't get stuffed in some museum. 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
3891 I ate the owner of this hat. How does it look on me? 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
3892 Yes and 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
3893 We've found very little of their recorded history, but I believe that's a human male's codpiece which, my dear professor, you're wearing a tad north of par. 1.2121 0.06660 66 56 6 4
3894 So...that's what this evolution thing that everyone is talking about actually looks like. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
3895 It's cute, in a Steven Spielberg kind of way. 1.2121 0.05071 66 52 14 0
3896 At least I'm pitching ideas! 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
3897 You look different, Bertie, but I can’t put my finger on it. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
3898 I wanted you to know that I'm transitioning to a pterodactyl now. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
3899 Quit singing "I Believe I Can Fly" and take that silly hat off. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
3900 Yeah, I’m thinking the lifetime guarantee is overrated. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
3901 Laugh all you want, but it’s the $4,999 Virgil Ablo Off White Supreme Gucci collab 2022 Coco Chanel Edition. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
3902 Going back further than anyone can remember, the rule is the girl with the hat is invariably the sluttiest. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
3903 In 20 million years you can twirl it yourself.” 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
3904 You've evolved, but your fashion sense clearly hasn't. 1.2121 0.05071 66 52 14 0
3905 Spin faster 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
3906 And it's also great for global warming. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
3907 It doesn't make you look silly. It makes you look 8. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
3908 They told me it develops a frontal lobe, whatever that it 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
3909 Can you spin it for me? I can't reach. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
3910 From now on I'm officially a heliraptor. 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
3911 You're going to need a bigger set of wings, Poindexter, volcano gonna blow. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
3912 When I was your age, we didn't have color. 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
3913 Forget it, you need to grow wings. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
3914 I kept the gift receipt in case you want to exchange it. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
3915 Ummm..Rex, it's the MEEK that shall inherit the Earth 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
3916 Mike, Mike, Mike. WE do the hazing! 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
3917 It's a fad. It'll never last. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
3918 Yes, it has done great things for us in the past, but I'm afraid that even the Flying Yarmulkesaurus is no match against the coming asteroid. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
3919 What are we gonna do with the monkeys? 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
3920 I guess I'd describe it as 'playful, yet tasteful'? 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
3921 Nice beanie! So many fun shades of red! 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
3922 Keep on wearing that and we'll be extinct in no time. 1.2121 0.06660 66 56 6 4
3923 So this is what everyone is roaring about? 1.2121 0.05071 66 52 14 0
3924 It’s really nice....but how the hell did you get it on your head? 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
3925 A college beanie? If that’s supposed to be a sign of evolution our entire species is doomed! 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
3926 I heard Tom got Loretta pregnant wearing one of those. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
3927 "In the midst of everything going on, I must've forgotten it was Crazy Hat Day... 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
3928 Great idea - but it'll take 65 million years to catch on!" 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
3929 Seriously Ron, aren’t you’re taking this ‘make yourself more approachable’ thing a little too far? 1.2121 0.05071 66 52 14 0
3930 It was free. 1.2121 0.06660 66 56 6 4
3931 Well, you wouldn't let me play tacky-sack! 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
3932 Well Dino, one day an invention of yours will get you off the ground! 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
3933 The end of Mesozoic can’t come soon enough, I’m ready for Freakazoic! 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
3934 My old one was tin foil, but I want to be in my favorite colors when the asteroid arrives. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
3935 I don't know Oscar, it does kind of make you look fat. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
3936 That look reeks of ante-millennial irony. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
3937 It's retro but it gives me a net energy gain! 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
3938 They said it forecasts low pressure systems and incoming asteroids... 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
3939 Things didn't work out so well for the pterosaurs, so I though I would try a different approach. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
3940 When did we get crayons? 1.2121 0.05071 66 52 14 0
3941 So, what's the little whore's name, Rex? I know you didn't get it up by yourself. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
3942 I'll admit, it's a fly hat. 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
3943 It looks great Leonardo, but what does it do? 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
3944 No, that does not make you a pterodactyl. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
3945 An Archaeopteryx? I don't think so. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
3946 If we don't stop using fossil fuels, soon we will be the fossils! 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
3947 Whaddya mean, it's an asteroid protection device? 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
3948 I was saving that one for dessert... but you snatched it! 1.2121 0.05071 66 52 14 0
3949 Nice try, but you're still one scary critter. 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
3950 Get with it! With one of these we will evolve. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
3951 Geez, Ernie... that fad is so extinct. 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
3952 I see you passed your orals with flying colors! 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
3953 Is this what we're doing today? A Beany and Cecil bit? 1.2121 0.05071 66 52 14 0
3954 No. You don't stick out at all 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
3955 My mom thinks the asteroid watch party attracts the wrong crowd. 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
3956 Now I understand why we're at risk of extinction. 1.2121 0.05071 66 52 14 0
3957 Still pretty intimidating. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
3958 'You really think wearing THAT thing is going to make you look younger?' 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
3959 We can't go extinct if we're 200,000,000 years ahead of our time. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
3960 Gee, you've been go Oz! 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
3961 This is your idea of adapting to the 'New Normal'? 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
3962 Your wings are an epoch or two ahead of schedule. 1.2121 0.05071 66 52 14 0
3963 Having a little fun until the asteroid hits. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
3964 That really makes you look like a dufusaurus. 1.2121 0.05071 66 52 14 0
3965 You look ridiculous. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
3966 Cecil. 1.2121 0.06660 66 56 6 4
3967 We're about to become extinct and your running around with a stupid hat. 1.2121 0.06660 66 56 6 4
3968 where did you find your cap. 1.2121 0.05071 66 52 14 0
3969 Don't get me wrong, I love the look. But does it really read 'Armageddon?' 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
3970 If we spin it fast enough I think we have a chance. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
3971 When you were in the future you could have wiped out the mammals who will replace us, but all you did was steal that stupid hat?! 1.2121 0.06660 66 56 6 4
3972 I can make you one from tinfoil 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
3973 So you're going for a younger look? 1.2121 0.05071 66 52 14 0
3974 They thought I was from the agency and just put it on before the party. 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
3975 That's the hot item for Christmas this year? 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
3976 That is SO Triassic; why not something more on-trend, more Cretaceous? 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
3977 Most people go for the motorcycle for their midlife crisis Robert 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
3978 So they hazed you, it’s not the end of the world 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
3979 Trump won. Pass it on. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
3980 Do you really think that'll fool the petting zoo guards? 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
3981 There's no coming back from this. 1.2121 0.05071 66 52 14 0
3982 Funny, I didn’t know you were from Bakersfield, 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
3983 I finally decided to come out of the closet 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
3984 No time to grow wings! The survival of our species depends on how many of these bamboo-copters we can produce in a short time! 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
3985 Let's go." "We can't." "Why not?" "We're waiting for Cecil. 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
3986 Hey! Wasn't it buy one - get one? 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
3987 Better safe than sorry, man. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
3988 WHERE CAN I GET ONE, I WANT TO ESCAPE EXTINCTION TOO? 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
3989 Take that thing off your head - you look like you’re ready for Sesame Street! 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
3990 Remind me: What's the competitive advantage again? 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
3991 You know very well . . . you're supposed to share! 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
3992 Is it 'that kind' of party? 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
3993 So, this is the uplifting attire you mentioned? 1.2121 0.06660 66 56 6 4
3994 Don't ask . 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
3995 No, honestly, Bruce. I like it. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
3996 Does it help you fly? 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
3997 Yes, I will get you one when we run again in 2024. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
3998 I just think it's one of those fads and won't last long. 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
3999 They didn't tell me it was going to be a children's party. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4000 It's not the beanie, it's me... 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
4001 This nerd detecting hat you sold me is broken: it hasn't stopped spinning since I put it on! 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4002 My dad says it will protect me from anything falling from the sky. 1.2121 0.06660 66 56 6 4
4003 Either we evolve and fly or end up in some museum. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4004 I know we are prehistoric but you don't need to advertise it 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
4005 It's a bit of a stretch. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4006 Maybe you got the wrong model? 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
4007 Stop saying “see you later”!!! Damn it, we’re crocodiles! 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
4008 You need to work on your pterodactyl envy. 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
4009 It's not the hat, T. It's your arms. They look silly." 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
4010 You've got a Tyranno-sorta Rex thing going on. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4011 Sorry, you're in the no-spin zone! 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4012 Which kindergarten did you get into? 1.2121 0.05071 66 52 14 0
4013 Daddy, I'm scared. What's that on your head? 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4014 Tod... what'd you do with the kid??? 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4015 He said, with this, I might escape the coming die-off. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4016 Dad says I can take it off after I've developed my prefrontal cortex 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4017 Tell me you are not rushing fraternities 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4018 You look a little worried, Dr. Richter.... 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4019 I think it'll take more than that for us to survive but I like it. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4020 Some future paleontologist is going to totally freak out. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4021 Are you part of the drone program? 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4022 You're leaving me behind? 1.2121 0.05071 66 52 14 0
4023 Who spun it for you? 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4024 I should not have invented those computers. 1.2121 0.05071 66 52 14 0
4025 I warned you not to touch the Monolith. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4026 I know,I know. It looked better in the Instagram ad. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4027 Yes, it is a really fine cap, but I left behind a very disappointed 5-year old. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4028 Look! My beanie can tell climate change is coming. But no one will believe me. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4029 It won't work without the tinfoil. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4030 Is there something in my teeth? 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4031 That's really not a sound escape plan 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4032 What do you mean school's been cancelled because of meteorites? 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4033 If this leads to the extinction of our species, we're through. 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
4034 So long as you wear that hat, we deserve to go extinct. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4035 Hats don't fossilize Stan, it's not going to increase your Christie's auction price. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4036 Are you going for prehysteric or prehistoric? 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4037 Wearing that pathetic cap may save your job, Herb, but not your reputation. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4038 Dad! We talked about this. Stop messing with my stuff. Rebecca Hawkins Paradise Valley, Az 85253 rebeccalynnhawkins@gmail.com 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
4039 I like it. You look 20 years younger. 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
4040 What are you supposed to be, a whirling dervish? 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4041 You need accept that you are never going to be a pterodactyl." 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4042 Should I be surprised by the hat or the color? 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4043 How’d you get it on your head with arms that short? 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4044 It looks good on you, ...really. 1.2121 0.05071 66 52 14 0
4045 You need to stop living in the past. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4046 Is it from the Jurassic World theme park or the Park II film shoot? 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4047 If they call you "Propellerhead", just tell them that anachronistic sarcasm is a sign of post-Jurassic compensation syndrome. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4048 Can't take it off, huh? 1.2121 0.05071 66 52 14 0
4049 I heard there’s a health crisis coming... Not sure what it could be, but I got this for protection. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4050 I think our escape needs a plan B. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4051 I found it in an archaeological dig. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4052 Makes it easier for my parents to find me at the aquarium. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4053 You know, the pterodactyls already marked that technology as obsolete. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4054 Two reasons: I can fly over volcanic eruptions, and it's the best personal air purifier I could find. 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
4055 No. I do not like your hat. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4056 I dreamed I evolved into a flightless bird and everyone called me 'chicken'! 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4057 You might have just found a way to escape the asteroid. 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
4058 It's called peacocking. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4059 We send you 65 million years into the future to research asteroid collision technology and you come back with this? 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4060 You are down an evolutionary dead end" 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4061 Yeah, it looks great, but doesn't Google already have a dinosaur? 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4062 I may be getting ahead of myself here, but the phrase 'bird-brained' comes to mind. 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
4063 It's called a Whirly-gig and it will take me away. 1.2121 0.06660 66 56 6 4
4064 No one will ever guess this is the real reason we became extinct 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4065 Remember, under no circumstances you should take it off after you take off 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4066 That’s what you’re wearing when they excavate us? 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
4067 What? I thought I'd take one last trip to the carnival before the meteor gets here. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4068 You must be kidding. It's shooting them out of the crater and you didn't get one for me? 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4069 Are you sure that protects you from meteors? 1.2121 0.05071 66 52 14 0
4070 Take that off please, we look like we're trying to be Beany and Cecil 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4071 We all know it's a children's zoo, the propeller cap isn't necessary. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4072 We just have different styles of parenting, Zephyro. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4073 I said we were going twerking not torquing. 1.2121 0.06660 66 56 6 4
4074 Nice...Certainly a fad that is bound to come back long after we’re gone! 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4075 What does it do? 1.2121 0.05071 66 52 14 0
4076 You'll never land a Pterodactyl dressed like that. 1.2121 0.07002 66 57 4 5
4077 I'd rather get hit by a meteor. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4078 It makes your arms look short. 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
4079 In the water my beanie propels me. On land I'm a gator dreidel. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4080 What you want beanie head? 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4081 Trust me. Dinosaurs are never going to fly. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4082 I bought it at the Trump rally. They said it was tax deductible. 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
4083 Why isn't this hat making me fly? 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
4084 Junior, it's time for you to leave the nest. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4085 Is that you or is the wind blowing? 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
4086 I think you just invented renewable energy, whatever that is. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4087 Don't degrade yourself. Those fraternities are all full of Neanderthals. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4088 ...I thought it could soften my image. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4089 Don't ask me. Ask Charles Darwin. 1.2121 0.05071 66 52 14 0
4090 Extinction, now you want to talk about Extinction? 1.2121 0.05071 66 52 14 0
4091 Before they evolved into birds, there were some dead ends. 1.2121 0.06660 66 56 6 4
4092 Fly away. little bird! 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4093 At least you’ll go out with a bang. 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
4094 Very stylish! Was the kid tasty too? 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4095 I don’t know, seems a little Triassic to me. 1.2121 0.05071 66 52 14 0
4096 Fashion choices like that are why we're going extinct. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4097 Wilbur, I think you're on to something! 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4098 Extinction is no laughing matter. 1.2121 0.05071 66 52 14 0
4099 You think we're at risk of extinction? I don't know. I just don't take you seriously 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
4100 When do you get your instrument rating?" 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
4101 Elon Musk you're not. 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
4102 I should probably take off now. 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
4103 The reviews online said it would take the focus off of my small arms. 1.2121 0.05071 66 52 14 0
4104 You’re killing me Larry 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4105 You’re not helping to preserve the species 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4106 I thought that would show Karen I won this breakup. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4107 You were supposed to grab the kid’s giant lollipop. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4108 Looks good Pete. I couldn't find anything that survived the apocalypse 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4109 What? You don’t like this hat either?! 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4110 That’s it, Craig. I’m going to start locking my bedroom door. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4111 If this works, we’ll be able to fly millions of years before our arms evolve into wings. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4112 Looking fly! 1.2121 0.05071 66 52 14 0
4113 « Hellocopter » 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4114 I'm hoping this would help me escape doomsday. 1.2121 0.05071 66 52 14 0
4115 I expected my drone delivery service to look different, that’s all. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4116 a geologically timeless trend you say? 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
4117 Would you provide for me a logic by which my bizarre gadget can be considered as useful?? :( 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
4118 Safe travels Martin 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4119 Ok, I'm sensing the hat isn't the worst thing that's about to happen to us... 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4120 So you finally decided to fly out of the closet! 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4121 It’s going from right to left, it’s a sign of a meteorite coming our way.... 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4122 I don't know Fred. Sometimes I just feel like you'll never grow old. 1.2121 0.05071 66 52 14 0
4123 you know how they put bow ties and flowers on pitbulls to make them look more approachable...? 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4124 She likes tall guys 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
4125 It's like your style is from a totally different era. 1.2121 0.05071 66 52 14 0
4126 He said it would elevate me to a higher level of consciousness... 1.2121 0.05071 66 52 14 0
4127 The world is ending anyway, might as well have some fun on the way out. 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
4128 It was either this or a piano tie 1.2121 0.07002 66 57 4 5
4129 Uhh, I guess it covers your bald spot perfectly? 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4130 You better take that off before they start thinking you’re an herbivore. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4131 Your cranial eruption is miscolored. 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
4132 This is the last time I'm taking part in the office Secret Santa 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
4133 What? I got it on Cyber Monday... 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
4134 Yeah Bob , I love it !But how are you going to spin the propellers? 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4135 I always assumed you’d have a different type of midlife crisis, Gary, but I was not expecting that hat. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4136 If we all wear these hats, can we pretend this is the stupidest part of 2020? 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4137 Pdo pyou plike pmy Pterodactyl phat? 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4138 Yeah, nice hat. But I'll ask you again: where's my pet rabbit? 1.2121 0.06660 66 56 6 4
4139 I thought you believed in radical inclusivity? 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4140 It’s been an ice age since I’ve seen one of those 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4141 what?! I got it on ebay... 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4142 No, really. Game over. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4143 The end of the world is nigh! That’s not gonna help! 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4144 I don’t think that’s exactly what Rabbi was going for 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4145 This could be the future of aviation. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4146 This isn’t quite what I meant when I said you should take off around the holidays... 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
4147 -I believe I can fly. -Great song, huh? 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4148 Don’t worry us kids don’t get corona virus. 1.2121 0.05071 66 52 14 0
4149 hey dork, where’d you find that, the last millennial? 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4150 Please tell me I’m not wearing a MAGA hat. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4151 What do you mean this isn't how pterodactyls fly? 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
4152 And how do you plan on taking it off? 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4153 What’s the point of wearing it if you can’t reach up and spin it? 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4154 I’m telling you, there’s an entire theme park dedicated to us!” 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4155 I just wanted to feel something again. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4156 Trust me, it will make us look a lot less intimidating. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4157 That's how you plan to survive the meteor? 1.2121 0.06660 66 56 6 4
4158 ‘So I hear there’s a vaccine now’ 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
4159 I wanna be in the Space Force, another dinosaur idea. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
4160 Couple of laughing guys named Doc and Marty did it. I can't reach it to take it off 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
4161 I’m sure it’s more efficient - but I would rather just evolve wings over 3 million years than look that silly. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
4162 Sweetheart, when will you forget the past? 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
4163 I think evolving wings and feathers will make you a better influencer. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
4164 No, this won't protect me from asteroids or volcanoes. But it will confuse the hell out of future paleontologists. 1.2090 0.06568 67 57 6 4
4165 Forget meteors, volcanic plumes, and other clever theories — it's the beanie that killed the beast. 1.2090 0.06568 67 57 6 4
4166 In 35 million years this hat will be real cool. 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
4167 YES! WE'RE PREHISTORIC, BUT, THERE'S NO WAY YOU CAN MAKE THAT A "TIMELESS" STYLE . . . . 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
4168 No one said the extinction of all as we know it had to be completely serious. 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
4169 The pterodactyls were right, it does make you less intimidating. 1.2063 0.06463 63 53 7 3
4170 It makes you look damn silly, but will it make potential prey forget you're a hungry predator? 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
4171 Are you saying this makes you stand out? 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
4172 Evolution? 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
4173 Do you think his guilt from stepping on the butterfly made him give you the propeller beanie ? 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
4174 Toupee” not “to play”. Short arms really mess up my signing ability 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
4175 It's called BuzzFeed beanie 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
4176 You're pledging Alpha House? At last year's pledge dinner everyone had to bring a marsupial date 1.2063 0.06463 63 53 7 3
4177 Your asteroid detector seems to be indicating something ... 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
4178 Halloween was two months ago, pal. 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
4179 It's moving and it's not Black and White 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
4180 Maybe you need to rethink your anti-asteriod strategy, Dino. 1.2063 0.05139 63 50 13 0
4181 The start of the slippery slope 1.2063 0.06463 63 53 7 3
4182 I don’t think that will protect us from what the news is talking about. But can I have one? 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
4183 What, this hat is supposed to be your propelling evidence that our demise is in sight? I’m becoming skeptical of your prophecies Kevin 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
4184 I hope reviving us in 2020 wasn't a mistake 1.2063 0.05139 63 50 13 0
4185 ‘You’ve heard of people wearing crocs to look stupid, well I’m a croc…’ 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
4186 There’s no way you actually time travel wearing that thing” “No I swear! It was December 2020 and for some reason no one was surprised to see me....Here. You try. 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
4187 Sorry, not a fan. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
4188 Just Google it 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4189 I'm considered a bit of a dinosaur in the tech sector, but Google thought it was still worth bringing me on. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4190 Daddy who? 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
4191 It's an early prototype but maybe we can skip the whole wing thing 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
4192 Get a grip, it will not save you from a gigantic meteor. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4193 Does anybody still WEAR a hat? 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4194 There's a guy named Gary who wants a word with you. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4195 Hey buddy ever feel you want to take off somewhere? 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
4196 Do all Freshmen have to wear those? 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4197 That's your freshman beanie at Trump University? 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4198 My sense of style has not evolved for 60 million years. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4199 The hat's funny, but I would lead with the small arms, long tails bit. 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
4200 I said bring a raft, not a hat! 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4201 You are not a pterodactyl and you'll never fly. 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
4202 Wait til' the anthropologist see this. 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
4203 If you won't mate with me because of my hat we could go extinct. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4204 "Who says our species is flightless?" 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4205 I wasn't in drag!! 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4206 Sorry, but I don't think it makes you look younger. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4207 Talking about evolution... is this the new MAGA hat? 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4208 Oh Man, that takes me back. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4209 Don't be silly, Donald, trying to look young doesn't make you any the less prehistoric... 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4210 Our species is spinning out of control 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
4211 That's the next stage of evolution? 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4212 Why not wear this? They wear Crocs. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4213 And I'll be crowned the community kicked it around, in the year of the chewable Ambien tab 1.2031 0.06748 64 55 5 4
4214 I know we’re wearing the same outfit, but trust me - that hat makes yours look completely different. 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
4215 Do I have anything on my head? 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
4216 No offense Clarence, but I think the 'extinction prevention beanie' is fake science. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4217 If I have to go extinct I am going to try and have some fun with it. 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
4218 Ah, honey, not all of us are created to fly. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4219 No, Howard, without the context of the airplane it is not funny. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4220 You've got the primaries. The general will be close. 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
4221 Did you eat the owner and that's your prize? 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
4222 Ah! Finally your brain starts working. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4223 You look ridiculous in that cap.” “Bite me! 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
4224 It can be humilating what humans do to pets. 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
4225 I said our costumes should be pre-historical, not pre-hysterical. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4226 You're not even a little nervous about 2021? 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
4227 Go get yours, this is the first step in our evolution. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4228 Since you asked, no I don't think it is a good look for you. ....beanie-what you say? 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4229 But not for the mother of the bride, Gladys. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4230 You predicted that eruption with machine learning? 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
4231 Wait, Google's hiring? 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4232 Hey bud, does that thing blow meteors out? 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4233 More evolved? You'll go extinct wearing that ! 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4234 Not to get sappy but it makes me long for a simpler time. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4235 Do you think I'm to old to pull off this look? 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4236 Mom is going to know you’ve been time traveling with that. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4237 I had lunch and this is all that was left. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4238 I left the rest of the outfit for you 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4239 Honey, how is a Triceratops going to take you seriously anymore? 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
4240 No matter how fast it spins, I never leave the ground. 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
4241 You ain’t no whirlybird, but maybe you are a whirlyGig. 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
4242 Just wear it for Dad, Sweetie. He's upset because of your failure to launch and he's trying to help. 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
4243 No, I don't think it proves you're a step ahead of me in evolution. 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
4244 It's no wheel but every species has to start somewhere. 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
4245 Well,it’s colorful but will it ever take off? 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4246 YOU LOOKED BETTER IN THE YAMAKA 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4247 Do you ever get the feeling there was a singular point in time when devolution began? 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4248 Yeah,I notice lately people don't take me seriously 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
4249 Don't give up--the Tri Delts are still out tapping pledges. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4250 I think you're starting to evolve in the wrong way. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4251 Drones haven’t been invented yet, darling 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
4252 I don't think that makes you more evolved 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
4253 If being sexy is a crime, you can call me a Convictiusornis. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4254 Colors will sell more, they said. 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
4255 No, beanies are coming back in the Cretaceous period. 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
4256 But, Mom, it’s plebe week in the swamp! 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
4257 You mean: you weren't invited to the party? 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4258 Of course, it’s a lie! The kid got away! 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4259 Sure we can, when dinosaurs fly. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4260 Where did you find that? Those things went out of style 3 billion years ago with creatures we used to call people. 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
4261 I think of it as less of a fashion statement and more of a technological innovation 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4262 What are you, five? 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4263 Jerry, isn't time we all evolved? 1.2031 0.06748 64 55 5 4
4264 You’re just teeming with innovation. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4265 I know it's drip-or-drown out here, my guy, but at this point you aren't "doin' it to 'em," you're doing it to yourself. You feel me? 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4266 That’s silly, why do we need an asteroid repellant? 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4267 2024? You've got to be kidding. 1.2031 0.06748 64 55 5 4
4268 you've never seen an elgeebeeteecue raptor before 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4269 Perhaps you should go for something a little less conspicuous 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
4270 Being an early adapter may not be good. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4271 Where'd ya pick that up ....."Dollar" store? 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4272 You alright bud? You look like your head is spinning. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4273 Wow, Jack, someday you're really going to confuse some archaeologists. 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
4274 It's not enough to save you from the next meteor. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4275 That Pterodactyl better watch out, 'cause I'm coming for him now. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4276 Yeah and that's without my N19 mask on! 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4277 Will you blow me now? 1.2031 0.06748 64 55 5 4
4278 Man invents the wheel and you invent a hat with a thingamagig on top and you wonder why we’re called dinosaurs? 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4279 Rex, I see you have gone modern. 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
4280 You want me to what when the wind dies down? 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4281 I'm telling you, this hat will make me invincible." 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4282 Of course I believe everything he says. Don't you? 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4283 The pteranodons will never let this happen. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4284 Make fun of it all you want, you will regret not having it when global warming hit... 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4285 Ah, it's those tourists from the future again. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4286 Yeah, it’s cool! But good luck taking it off! 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4287 I think that fad is going to die out pretty fast 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
4288 A cabal of socialists in Venezuela hijacked Dominion voting machines in Georgia, Michigan and Pennsylvania, and did what 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4289 Can you hold my hand? I'm afraid of flying. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4290 I assume you know that doesn’t repel asteroids. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4291 You know, you’re only as old as you feel. 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
4292 It can only lift the pilot. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4293 Face the facts, Simon. You’ll never hang with the Pterodactys. 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
4294 I had to get out of there - they're fighting over wearing masks! 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4295 Dude, those things went out of style 64 million years ago. 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
4296 Forget auto rotating. You’re too fat. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4297 The kid was delicious, but I couldn’t eat the decoration. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4298 The colors are fly; the rotor says die. 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
4299 The Spinosauri said if I joined I'd be set for life 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4300 Is IT really out of the ordinary for 2020? 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
4301 Someone placed this stupid hat on my head and my arms are to short to hit him. ... Ehhh, I meant to remove it. 1.2031 0.06748 64 55 5 4
4302 Apparently it was called COVID-19. Two years after it showed up, we finally got the place back to ourselves. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4303 We need to find a better way to look less outdated 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
4304 I hear at some point we’re supposed to take flight. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4305 Are you sure protects against meteor showers? 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4306 I'm telling you this is the reason you'll go extinct! No woman is going to approach you with that! 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4307 Does this look like evolution? It’s supposed to look like evolution” 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4308 Hey! You better cover your damn nostrils not the head. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4309 Uncle 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
4310 Uh-huh, you’re definitely levitating, Bessie. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4311 I was told it was propeller beanie optional! 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
4312 Wouldnt be caught dead with that thing on 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
4313 What can I say...I decided to pledge to Phi Kappa Saurus 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
4314 call me Dino-soar”, “more like eye-sore”, “That’s a sick burn 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4315 The Fresh Dino of Bel-Air 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4316 Calm down ... you don't have to suit up to meet my parents 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
4317 Well...It's definitely a statement. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4318 What’s your moon sign again? 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4319 Covid haircut strikes again. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4320 You said your propellor only spins when asteroids are near?” “Yessir” “oh fuuuu 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4321 I want everyone to know I got the job with google 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4322 Oh f**k, I've had enough. I am taking off! 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4323 Well I just think it’s fun. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4324 I’m not going to let a little ol asteroid keep me from partying! 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4325 Better air circulation 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
4326 What’s that on your head? I’m bored. Today I’ll be Alligator, the Aviator. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4327 That beanie is an evolution in fashion, trust me! 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4328 Make me feel younger 1.2031 0.06748 64 55 5 4
4329 Hello 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4330 It's cheap transportation and no one checks you for the virus 1.2029 0.06390 69 59 6 4
4331 No,I said pick up green beans with snap,not a snappy beanie! 1.2029 0.06047 69 58 8 3
4332 It’s a look that will propel you to fame. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4333 Those girls with the time machine and cameras were bitches. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4334 That's so cretaceous. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4335 The Wright Brothers contemplating the early stages of Aerodynamics. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4336 I'm just concerned that when everyone looks back on the impact you made in this world, that'll be what defines you. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
4337 You never saw me 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4338 You're definitely evolving. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4339 Honey, I'm not due for three more months. You're going a little too far with the helicopter parent thing. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
4340 That is still not going to help you fly. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4341 I want what you have. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4342 With this, I can out-fly that damn pterodactyl 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4343 You should have stuck to your colors! 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
4344 Still not flying. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4345 You really think flying with the birds is going to help save yourself from extinction? It's just a marketing ploy rex. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4346 Stop behaving like a 400,000 year old child. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4347 Alternative energy will save us, Eddie. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4348 Yeah, I'd take it off myself, but...you know...my arms and all... 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4349 Being able to fly may help with the coming apocalypse, but your choice of technology seems less than bird-brained.” 1.2000 0.07051 60 52 4 4
4350 I have to be back in time for Tina's egg-laying ceremony. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4351 Will you settle down, get married and have kids. Everyone carousing like you is how species become extinct. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4352 I just don’t see the achievement. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4353 If the wind blows from the Salth, does the propeller change direction? 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4354 I bought it to show my dedication to the accounting profession. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4355 Jesus, Tom, you're thirty-seven. You have two kids and a decent job. Why do you still entertain these childish urges to be silly? You should be as bland as me. As bland as this cartoon. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4356 We're supposed to evolve, Sebastian, not move backwards. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4357 Act your age! 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4358 Can you give me a hand? My arms are too short to reach the propeller. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4359 Evolution or a style choice? 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
4360 You can't be cold blooded and a helicopter parent. It's oxydinomic. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4361 No, Fred, I don't think wearing that will save us from extiction. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4362 Funny yes, evolution no. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4363 You’ll see, someday I’ll be able to fly. 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
4364 Grandpa said that in his day every dinosaur could fly, but I just can't manage it. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4365 It makes you look ridiculous. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4366 You know you don’t have to eat the whole thing just to get the prize 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4367 Orville, I think our first-generation flying machine still needs work. 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
4368 Just one step closer to extinction. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4369 What hat? 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4370 I didn't think your arms could reach that high 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4371 no, that wont harness wind power,and in any cas it wouldnt connect with your slow metaolism. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4372 A twirling Beanie is my trigger." 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
4373 Your funeral. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4374 Grand extinction?! I thought you said, ‘’Grand accessories’! 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4375 I thought you didn’t want to attract attention to yourself, no wonder you can’t catch anything - think outside another box ! J Kinsey - Toronto, ONT. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4376 I told her that I was the propagater and she slapped me! What did she think I meant? 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4377 Trex has decreed your name will be Orville. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4378 You needn’t try to look younger for my sake. 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
4379 No, not Harvard. Mississippi State 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
4380 Nobody knows what you're wearing when you're engaged is distance learning. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4381 I think it will add a little brightness to a pretty dull Chanukah. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4382 Don't you think it's a step backwards from our recent evolution to 'Erectus Bipedalus'? 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
4383 Fits you perfectly! He must have been an extra-large. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4384 I always knew it was your ambition to become a fashionista. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4385 No, it makes you look even older 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4386 I don't think it makes you look any younger. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4387 I'm sorry dear, I know how much you enjoyed working at Jurassic Park until the new owners went family-friendly. 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
4388 Well, I guess it makes you look a LITTLE younger. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4389 I hope you don't expect to get anywhere-the propeller is as short as your arms! 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4390 When you said you were getting an education I didn't think you meant a party college. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4391 I'm sorry Dear. I liked the old one better. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
4392 Was that an asteroid? 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4393 You need to do more to get reclassified as jocularosaurus 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
4394 You go and get a head start. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4395 Come on Brian, those hats were only popular in the Triassic Period. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4396 So you think that will get you off the planet? 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4397 haters gonna hat 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4398 Not that there's anything wrong with that. 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
4399 You're so pre-Triassic... 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4400 oh, buzz off, Wally! 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4401 You think its time for a beany? You are so mid century 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4402 - Spent a day working at excavations? - What an amusing thing these humans must have been! What a pity that they all died out abt 2020s BC! 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4403 I thought they were extinct. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4404 I just finished eating Bob; think I’ll lose this stupid hat now. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4405 Are you just trying to be funny, or are you evolving into a bird? 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4406 Does it make me look slimmer? 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
4407 How'd you even get that on your head? 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
4408 That is so last year. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4409 If this is evolution I think I'll pass. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4410 Is that supposed to make you evolve faster so you can get a proper job? 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4411 Do you think it will take off? 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
4412 If leaving you is so cold-blooded, why am I getting closer to the sun? 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4413 It keeps my head cool. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4414 To be honest, I get the feeling that protection from anything falling from the sky could be useful. 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
4415 What part of Tyrannosaurus don't you understand? 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4416 Deeb, air- cooling your brain will not improve your evolutionary chances! 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4417 Your new job is a whirly gig 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4418 I'm trying to speed up evolution. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4419 Interning at Google would be a good career path, but I’ve never heard of a 65 million gap year 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4420 Well I see that you’re NOT on the path of evolving!” 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4421 No, it was a COAT of many colors. And your name's not Joseph. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4422 Brian, we're FLIGHTLESS dinosaurs. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4423 Aren't you a little long in the tooth for such blatant frivolity? 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4424 I was going to tell you about the dangerous volcanic eruption, but now I’m all, “Whoa!” 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4425 Ready for Take Off..????? 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4426 If you really put your mind to it, I know you can turn it around. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4427 "I admit it's a little devilish, but somehow I'm tickled to think that millions of years from now they'll be debating whether I'm a new species of raptor. 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
4428 I would do anything to be able to give you a hug. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4429 You're not wearing THAT out, are you? 1.2000 0.05000 65 52 13 0
4430 If you're trying to deflect attention from your bad haircut, try again 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
4431 Congratulations. But what's a software engineer? 1.2000 0.06305 70 60 6 4
4432 I’ll stay with “Microsoft” Flight Simulator, thanks. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4433 You can tell me if I can't pull it off, I have thick skin 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
4434 That's so nerdy...but wait another 65 million years or so. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4435 Oh Cecil, for 32 years I've put up with you muttering in your sleep, "I'm a coming for you, Beany Boy." But the cap has to go. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4436 OK. You can be Beany and I'll be Cecil. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4437 Hey that does not matter as long as it does the job, okay? 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
4438 You’re always on the cutting edge, Harold. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4439 I'd take it off, but my arms are too tiny. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4440 I hand-crafted it during the pandemic" 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4441 Sure it’s fun but it lacks gravitas. 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
4442 Yeah, but you’re gonna look like an idiot when they find your bones in 65 million years. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4443 Just another short-arm problem. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4444 You may want to consider scaling it back. 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
4445 Do you think anyone will know I'm balding under here? 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4446 The meteoric rise of those are going to surprise everybody. 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
4447 You really think you'll be able to fly high enough when the asteroid hits? They'll be laughing at you when they find you and your funny hat 65 million years from now. 1.2000 0.07051 60 52 4 4
4448 I wanted a hat too, but I heard time was running out. 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
4449 Well, maybe, but don’t you think a felt fedora would work better for a first date with the Baryonyx? 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4450 I asked you to invent the wheel and that is the best you could do!! 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4451 What's the worst that can happen? 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
4452 Yeah, I know you need help spinning it. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4453 Not your best disguise." "Why? Do-you-think-they-saur-us 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4454 Honestly Jeffrey that look is soooo Paleolithic Era! 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4455 Does it make my arms look longer? 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4456 That's a hard look to pull off in 2020, Dude. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4457 Son, as a species we are doomed! 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
4458 So you've skipped the quarter and midlife crisis and gone straight to the second childhood." Dustin Jacobs Los Angeles, C 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4459 I also had a vision that my descendants would someday fly, but not like that... 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4460 Given my choices, I thought being able to fly was more likely than anything magic beans could do. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4461 Just kidding. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4462 Couldn’t you wait for your wings to develop? 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
4463 Do you really have FAA approval to fly that thing? 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
4464 Think of it this way– Tom Robbins said that it's never too late to have a happy childhood. 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
4465 Stop trying to compensate buddy, arm length isn't everything. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4466 I 'm just saying that it's difficult to find an outfit to go with an accessory. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4467 I don't care if doom is lurking right behind my back, Randy, but I will not 'fly away' with you! 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4468 Thats your Chicken Apocalypse plan? Have you ever heard of Daedalus? Oh wait, that's in 64.996878 million years! 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4469 Cecil, it's 2020, there is no way a sea sick sea serpent that can fly with a propeller hat will make the news. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4470 I feel awful. Not only did I forget my mask, but I thought you were colorblind ? 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4471 Well, propeller head, is that what you learned at M.I.T. 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
4472 Unless it makes electricity or juliennes potatoes you can't wear that. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
4473 You ate Chris Brown? 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4474 You'll never get off the ground with that sill hat. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4475 I was rocking pinwheels prehistoric style well before they were a twirling trend. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4476 You're already great looking. You don't need the pretty hat. 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
4477 I don't seem to be getting any lift 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4478 It's my homage to the Triassic Period. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4479 Those went out of style in the Triassic Period. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4480 My wife thinks it makes me look younger. 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
4481 Oh, it's the rage of the new Mesozoic Age. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4482 Aren't those things kinda old-timey? 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
4483 It's a little too colourful for this time and age. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4484 Come on--it will deflect an asteroid AND prevent you from turning into a chicken? 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
4485 They're selling these down at Homo Sapien Land. 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
4486 It deflects attention to my flat head 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4487 My wife says it makes my teeth look smaller. What do you think? 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
4488 For a better outcome, try reversing the spin. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4489 Considering climate change, don't you think you might be drawing too much attention to yourself? 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4490 This is a beanie. The watchcap you saw in the ad is NOT a beenie 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
4491 It's not your color. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4492 People think you're a politician. 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
4493 I threw away my MAGA hat. This one should work for the next four years. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
4494 Nice, I guess . . . others see it as the first sign of the Apocalypse. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4495 It certainly gives you a certain Je ne sais pas quoi. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4496 But...but...I have my fun hat on Doug ,MY FUN HAT!!! 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4497 Those things cause cancer. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4498 I love you--let's give it a whirl! 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4499 Where did you dig that up? 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4500 Why didn't you tell me about the party? 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
4501 Those things haven’t been cool since the Triassic. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4502 The first pterodactyl took me by surprise too. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4503 I know you think you don't look cool in hats but listen to me Fred, a bigger version of this is all we need to get out of here before the meteor strikes! 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
4504 Are you cleared for takeoff Andy? 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
4505 I think it looks fly. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4506 This is gonna put the chic in Chiculub! 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
4507 Oh, Ty... I was hoping you would have evolved past this stage by now. 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
4508 You're right, Laird––face masks are so 2020! 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4509 Have you been working out? 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
4510 So what’s propelling you to go? 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4511 Its colorful but from a bygone age. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4512 Aw, and all I got in my cereal box was a pair of binoculars! 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4513 You're a genius! Every hunter will aim at the propeller. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4514 Too Cool for Strange times 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4515 It's supposed to help with my anxiety, Carl." "At least things can't get any worse. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4516 Well, it is a gig economy! 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4517 I'm having some trouble evolving the feathers. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4518 This silly hat makes me look less like a dinosaur. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4519 It's an asteroid, Frank. Do you think maybe a bigger propeller would be in order? 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4520 I think you're spinning out. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4521 I'm not even asking for the ability to fly. I just want to be able to reach my toes. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4522 It’s called evolution—not revolution. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4523 At least now we don’t have to worry about distinction. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4524 On fleek. 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
4525 I figure of we're going extinct, I may as well have some fun. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4526 You know, it really makes me think... 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4527 Hey, I've been looking for a MAGA cap replacement, too! 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4528 I suppose this is one of your inventions that will take off any day now. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4529 I think it makes my arms look longer. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4530 Yet I fear it may gift your prey with the defense of laughter. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4531 'That's a tall tail: you're winding me up!' 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
4532 It's not any kind of -lithic, but it will stand up to time, whatever that is. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4533 we're descended from birds 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4534 An encounter Darwin missed... 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4535 It's nice, but it doesn't say, ''Jurassic' to me. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
4536 I thought we agreed not to eat kids! Did you eat the beanie baby?! 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4537 No thanks, I’m into Parthenogenesis 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4538 You pledged a fraternity Ralph? What breathing fire, burning down forests, crushing cities, starring in your own movies was not enough for you? 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4539 Be honest, does it dull my edge? 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4540 T'was equal parts trepidation and enthusiasm with which young Davey expressed his dream of becoming a drone when he grows up. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4541 Where's the cattle? 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4542 It's my new MAGA Loser hat! 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4543 Yes. Of course a gyroscope is included as standard equipment. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4544 i got it at the thrift store 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4545 So I see you got the job at Best Buy 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
4546 Why do I always have to play Cecil and you get to play Beany? 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4547 Dude, sick. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4548 I wouldn't shortcut evolution like that if I were you! 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4549 Mom taught me to sit up like a puppy too, but you don't see me bragging about it. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4550 Gracious! devouring Beanie Boy has given me indigestion, and I can't reach his hat to hide the evidence! 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4551 I don't care what people think, as long as they fuck me. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4552 CAN I TRY IT. I WANT TO LOOK COOL TOO! 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4553 It does make you look less intimidating but I don't know if it will get you any closer to prey. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4554 Yeah, I don't think that's what a face lift is 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4555 It's the only thing that fit ... burp 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4556 I’m getting in touch with my inner child. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4557 I went to a Trump rally after the election to get a MAGA hat and this is what they gave me. 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
4558 I think it brings out your eyes. 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
4559 That may help with today's volcano but no so much with tomorrow's asteroid. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4560 We stopped that style when we turned into alligators. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4561 But I never said that dinosaurs lacked whimsy 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4562 The PS5 was sold out. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4563 Where'd you get that - Jurassic Park? 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4564 You know crawled 80 miles for this, right? Make it do something else. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4565 I’m afraid that it would take at least 230 million years of evolution to make that fashionable! 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
4566 So this is it, Harry? You're really going to clown school, huh? 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
4567 You are on the right tract, but a little ahead of your time; in about 200 million years, they are going to call them wings 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4568 Tell my mother I'm sorry I ate all the humans in her bridge club. 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
4569 Quick,patent that shit,before some paleontologist does. Those guys steal our bones,I highly doubt they'll stop at intellectual property. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4570 This design will come back some day. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4571 I'm glad I didn't eat the pterodactyl the other day. I couldn't have gotten this hat on without him. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4572 What d'ya mean it runs on batteries" 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4573 just wait...200 million years from now, I'll be the hottest peacock on the block. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4574 I really doubt that can get just one of us of the ground, and I've got no way to hold onto you. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4575 It does make you look a little flighty. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4576 I told you, the gift shop is right by Bill's cage. 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
4577 Like it? Bought it from a pterodactyl who guaranteed I'd be flying in a week. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4578 Bring a parachute. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4579 They gave me the hat for eating the target. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4580 I suppose anything is avant-garde when we're always naked. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4581 Are you going to give it a spin or what? 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4582 If you're the missing link, I'd hate to see the end result. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4583 I think it’s a swing and a miss. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
4584 Coloropterus-Rex 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4585 If paleontologists decide we had no sense of humor, this ought to shake 'em up. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4586 The compliments you’ve been getting - how many have come from other apex predators? 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4587 There's got to be a faster way to reduce our carbon footprint. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4588 So what exactly is a tyrannosaurunerd? 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4589 You're 65 million years old. Could you act like it! 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
4590 You’ll be trendy in about 80 million years. 1.2000 0.05000 65 52 13 0
4591 The fit looks painfully tight, but does it help in remaining upright? 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4592 I think maybe you should have invented something like the wheel first. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4593 Stop trying to one-up the pterodactyl. 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
4594 The last guy to submit a caption has to wear the stupid hat? No, thanks. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4595 Forget fashion forward. I want food forward. 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
4596 Do you know those times when you feel like the winds are changing? Well, I wanted you to see it. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4597 I believe It doesn't qualify as "evolve" 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4598 I’m not sure if finally learning how to bookmark a page on your web browser justifies your fashion statement. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4599 Tell me it's a deja vu 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4600 It just get so itchy when the wind blows 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4601 Hey i finally found you, THE CROCOPTER ! 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
4602 When are we getting that gator-aid.. I mean stimulus check? 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4603 I BELIEVE I can fly. I believe I can touch the sky. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4604 You'll wear anything that says "Carhartt", huh. 😑 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4605 We are away from the crocodiles now. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
4606 It’s a swamp thing, bro! 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
4607 Grab my tail, we’re getting out of here. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4608 This is the closest thing to mask I could find that fits! 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4609 Scale pattern baldness runs in my family. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4610 Patent it, Doug!! Elon might get ideas. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4611 —“Just wait. Everybody will be wearing one tomorrow.” 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4612 „Oh no, I‘m not a covid dissident. I‘m just Sikorsky fan.“ 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4613 You really HAVE to put a positive spin on everything, don’t you? 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
4614 I swear it was white, until I went over the rainbow. It was magical, and not 2020 anymore! 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
4615 Youth is really a "frame of mind" hon. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4616 I tell you m-mman this is the e-eend we will wiped out from the ee-earth 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4617 Yes, yes. Coocoo-dile... very funny Frank. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4618 of course, Dean, but does it make me look presidential? 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4619 I bought it from a targeted ad on Instagram. It’s supposed to stave off existential dread. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4620 You really are evolving 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
4621 No, it doesn't improve your image, Frank. I still think people will notice your tears. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4622 It's not fancy dress! 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4623 Throwback to being alive. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4624 another mysterious monolith appeared in my front yard.... 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
4625 I know we came from birds Dave, but I'm afraid that hat still isn't 'fly'... 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
4626 Now that the humans are all quarantined, I’ve got to do something to entertain myself. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4627 The worst part is, i can't take it off. 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
4628 It was beany day on zoom, and now I'm stuck. 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
4629 The other option was getting into a time machine that would take me to 2020 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4630 Where’s your hat? 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4631 Those Instagram ads are hard to resist, I know 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4632 that's right Larry, massive voter fraud 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
4633 You couldn’t wait. One month until 2021. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4634 The dinosaurs managed to wipe each other out for the honor of wearing the only multicolored spin-o-copter cap on earth. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4635 It's too Ascot for a Kentucky Derby. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4636 I'm going to be honest, I don't think that look is going to take off... 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4637 That’s fun. But where is your mask? 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
4638 How did you evolve that? 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4639 I still say it’s too small, it’s not going to save you... 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4640 It's for my interview at this new place called Jurassic Park where we entertain everyone. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4641 damn shawty that hat makes your ass look juicy as fuck 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4642 I was told we’ll. Become birds eventually 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4643 ,,So, that's what you've been doing? Hanging out with your Google friends? Shame, Bob, shame" 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
4644 It’s called fashion Terry, look it up. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
4645 Shall we dunce? 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4646 This far into the pandemic...whatever works for you, Dave. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4647 My therapist calls it ’pterodactyl envy’. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4648 Murray I swear you’ll be the death of us all one day” 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4649 Quit looking at me like that. It’s going to turn my 2020 around. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4650 I am going Vegan and the hat helps is to reduce my carnivorous appeal 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4651 He gave me three wishes, but I panicked and said ‘a funny hat.’ 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
4652 Enneagram 7 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4653 Oof... A bit modern, isn’t it 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
4654 ...Then the little kid comes into the water to grab it, because hey it's a free hat, and BAM! I jump up from underneath and get an easy meal! 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4655 And now I'll show those stupid Pterodactyls who's the real boss! 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4656 Hey Barney, I found a way to survive an asteroid impact. 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
4657 I beg you, keep it under your hat 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4658 Fred, I think your need for attention is finally making your head spin 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4659 Maybe if I were this hat, people won’t notice your erecTAIL dysfunction 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4660 Wow, Bob, that’s really unprecedented. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4661 My therapist said to seek whimsy in the mundane 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4662 You’re buying hats when there’s a literal asteroid coming? That’s just tweetledumb. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4663 Well, at least it’s not a fedora. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4664 Climate change, schmimate change! 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
4665 I can't reach it either! 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
4666 So yeah, Jerry, until we figure out if we’re alligators or prairie dogs or who the fuck knows what creatures, I need you to put the god damned beanie away, because we have larger existential matters at hand, you jackass. 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
4667 I know it looks stupid, but it was a gift." 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4668 If that thing fossilizes too, you better believe there's going to be lots of questions. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4669 They tell me I'm crazy but that asteroid is getting closer! 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
4670 We’re not extinct yet, but you could make us wish we were! 1.1967 0.06942 61 53 4 4
4671 It was that or a top that said 'My Brother Went to the Future and All I Got was this Lousy T-Shirt'... 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4672 Did you win a prize or get a time out? 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4673 No one told me we were allowed to wear color! 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4674 That thing's spinning backward ---something really bad is gonna happen to you. I can feel it. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4675 it's called survival of the fittest 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4676 How'd you spin it? 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4677 That will never get us off the ground but cheer up, our offspring will be flying long after the Yucatan mishap. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4678 Wind-some beanie, but will it propel her into your arms? 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4679 I thought this would turn you on! 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4680 Alistair, we’re not auditioning for Jurassic Whirl. 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
4681 I thought I was pledging allegiance! 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
4682 It's part of the extinct animals for Trump campaign 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4683 Nice Beanie, Cecil 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4684 Take your next left onto Ventura Highway... 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
4685 I don't know Stan, isn't it a little too Triassic? 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4686 Since when did we start walking upright? 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4687 With all your ranting about the "coming mass extinction" maybe you should switch to a tinfoil hat! 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
4688 If God wanted us to fly, we’d have wings. 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
4689 Male birds? Classier and less juvenile. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4690 Thé guy at the T-Rex store said it adds whimsy for when humans find my fossils in ten thousand years. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4691 But what makes it spin? 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
4692 It detects the winds of change. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4693 Let's hope this is just a novelty. 1.1967 0.06942 61 53 4 4
4694 Does it make look too gay? 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4695 We're suppose to be evolving, not revolving knuckhead! 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
4696 It does help say crocodile,not alligator. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4697 Face it, Jeff. You'll never be an archaeopteryx 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
4698 Um. Nooo. It doesn't make you look fat. 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
4699 It's spinning in the wrong direction. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4700 Nope. Spinning it didn't make it any better. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4701 That won’t propel evolution. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4702 I guess that makes me Cecil? 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
4703 It's a time machine from Hugo Chavez that whispers' send money'... 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4704 It keeps my head cool, they gave it to me in my anger management class. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4705 Yes, as a matter of fact it does make my cold blood even colder, but I am making a fashion statement! 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4706 Well, the rest of me won't be airborne for another 10 million years. 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
4707 You're gonna need a bigger propeller hat. 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
4708 Luckily you won't be new around here very much longer. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4709 I mostly rely on a stiff breeze 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4710 It makes you look so Neolithic. 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
4711 I forgot it was Crazy Hat Day! 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4712 Bro, you are definitely Tweedle-Dum. 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
4713 This is all that's left of the guy I just ate. Cool, isn't it? 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4714 Marry me and we'll have Pterodactyl children who fly. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4715 When you get all decked out for your friend's birthday, and then realized that it's not their birthday. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4716 Color? 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4717 If you think I find that attractive, we’ll be extinct in no time. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4718 I see you as T-Rex, it's the others who think you're different. 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
4719 Nice hat, Harry! 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
4720 I used to wonder why we would ever go extinct. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4721 Make the world great again! 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
4722 That's not coming off, unless your arms grow. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4723 Hey Dino,that's great.Is this a start of your presidential campaign? 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4724 Wow, when I said you need more color in your life, this was not what I was expecting. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4725 I want to fly too. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4726 Evolve, not digress. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4727 It looks better on you .... keep it! 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4728 Yes,Steven,your hat makes your arms look longer. 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
4729 But you just ate! 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4730 Temperature today, a balmy 75 degrees and sunny with a breeze out of the NorthWest at 12 mph. Look for a windy day tomorrow; chance of rain, 60%. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4731 Apparently, I'm not evolving as quickly as I should be. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4732 I know. Let's dig up the graveyard and scatter the bones as far as we can. Come on. It'll be fun. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4733 It's all that's left! 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
4734 I’ll spin it again but I don’t think you will get any lift. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4735 Hey Jim,which way to Mark’s fun eral? 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4736 It's part of the damn hazing ritual to evolve into a sophomore! 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
4737 Is this why you brought us to Kitty Hawk, Wilbur? 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
4738 You look adorable, but I'm not sure if you'll ever attain lift-off. 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
4739 Listen honey, not even a chameleon could pull that off. 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
4740 I think evolving some wings instead will work better 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4741 If you keep wearing that thing you will definitely go extinct. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4742 It works if your intention was irony. 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
4743 Honestly, I just love your mutation! 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4744 Darwin’s book “On the Origin of Species” clearly traces the evolution of the AH-64 “Apache” attack helicopter. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4745 Did you eat Calvin? 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4746 I don’t think that’s going to help you get a job a Google. 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
4747 You're not fooling anyone, Sidney. You might as well embrace your baldness. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4748 We crossed the equator -- it's spinning the other way. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4749 You must stop this nonsense about asteroids. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4750 I wish that hat was extinct. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4751 Cretaceous Couture 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4752 Sorry, the kids liked the purple guy. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4753 It’s like to d’Toqueville and Emerson said, you simply have to choose between equality versus freedom. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4754 Are we evolved enough for this to be quirky? 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
4755 Wow! are you from the future? 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4756 Seriously... there's absolutely no sign of a single dead bird. 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
4757 Do I look optimistic? 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4758 For the millionth time.. there was no voter fraud Mr. Trump 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
4759 You are ok wearing that, but can’t bother to wear your mask? 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4760 I’m not scared of the jokes and of violence to come out as transgender, I’ll eat them alive 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4761 We’re all doomed but at least you’re doomed with a hat 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4762 Looks good. Although I thought they’ve become obsolete? 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4763 It’s better than that red golf hat. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4764 What did I tell you about taking one thing off before you leave the house? 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4765 Spinning tall tales, Republican Advisor? It’s over!! 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
4766 I've finally found the perfect hat!! Now I just need the right occasion to wear it. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4767 My sourdough starter died... 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4768 You look concern, man. But yeah... This is the new normal" 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4769 I go by Ptyrannosaurus now. 1.1967 0.06942 61 53 4 4
4770 It’s called being hip Carl 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
4771 Yes that’s nice dear but did you remember the milk? 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4772 I’m sorry I called you a Tyrannobore 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4773 Well what exactly is appropriate attire for a Meteor shower, Margret!? 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4774 No, no. I love it. I just don’t think the others will get it. 1.1967 0.06942 61 53 4 4
4775 I voted red 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4776 They call it an Alli-copter, I think it’s going to really take off 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
4777 You’re supposed to wear it over your nose 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4778 What's new in cyberspace? 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
4779 The salesman said,it brought out my eyes. 1.1940 0.06104 67 57 7 3
4780 You're gonna need more than that to get off this doomed rock. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
4781 I got it on the Sunday cartoon. 1.1935 0.06438 62 53 6 3
4782 I'd take it off, but my arms are too short! 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
4783 Scientists will speculate that we're not too bright. You're just confirming their theories with your choice of headdress. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
4784 I've heard of dinosaur humor but this is ridiculous. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
4785 Wilbur that thing is never gonna get you off the ground! 1.1935 0.06438 62 53 6 3
4786 Does this hat make me look antediluvian? 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
4787 That is pretty mean. Even though you work at Google they still call you a dinosaur. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
4788 Yeah. I know it looks dumb but the internet said it would keep me safe from an asteroid. 1.1935 0.06438 62 53 6 3
4789 Are you telling me the babes dig it? 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
4790 It wasn't intended for a second childhood. 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
4791 I can't reach it, either. Maybe no one will notice. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
4792 I got it on Amazon and it guarantees to keep mosquitoes away. 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
4793 No, Kevin. You do not look like Trump. 1.1935 0.06837 62 54 4 4
4794 So it helps us to ignore the deadly volcanic ash while we MAKE GAIA GREAT AGAIN? 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
4795 I wouldn't let our prey see you like that. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
4796 Stop looking at me. You're making me feel self-conscious. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
4797 I'm tired of everyone always feeling so intimidated by me, so I thought this might help me look a little less threatening. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
4798 I guess I can see how that still 'sparks joy' 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
4799 It wasn't the color. Or the propeller. It was the way he wore it. Gangsterly Askew. 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
4800 First avian mutation, said the midwife. 1.1935 0.06438 62 53 6 3
4801 If you're the smart one in the family, why didn't you tell anyone that we would be extinct in ten thousand years? 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
4802 I'd be more impressed if I knew what a beanie and a propeller were. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
4803 Not so much "evolved". More like "pre-hysteric" 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
4804 Be safe. Fly well. I'll see you on the other side. 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
4805 I told you to lay off my energy drinks! 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
4806 I’m a doomsday prepper 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
4807 I didn’t know you were a helisaur! 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
4808 Unknowingly prophetic, the Beaniesaurus critiques her mate: "I wouldn't be caught dead wearing that!" 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
4809 That foolish hat is a distraction and completely undermines your credibility. 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
4810 I don't care what pterodactyl said you're not going to be able to fly. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
4811 Oh it's fine, it's just the right amount of flashy. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
4812 So, you think that whirly-gig is gonna get you outta this mess? 1.1935 0.06438 62 53 6 3
4813 Geico is very strict about advertising costumes. This will not fly. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
4814 No, it doesn’t make you look more evolved. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
4815 I told you not to pledge that fraternity! 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
4816 You know, you're normally not my type but... do you want to mate 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
4817 I'm going to eat a pterodactyl 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
4818 Bieniesaurus rex won’t be nearly ferocious enough sweetie! 1.1935 0.06438 62 53 6 3
4819 Ha, HA, THEYLL HAVE A HARD TIME WORKING OUT A TIMELINE WHEN WE GET EVACUATED! 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
4820 You'll see! This hat is going to trend in 66 million years. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
4821 We might need a backup escape plan. 1.1935 0.06837 62 54 4 4
4822 Your are over the weight limit for takeoff. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
4823 You didn't have to eat him ... 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
4824 It’s the only way I could travel to get back with you again. 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
4825 Can this weather station of yours predict the end? 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
4826 It's trending, dude! 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
4827 Who said they would prevent you from becoming extinct? 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
4828 Since when have you become a trophy hunter? 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
4829 Who ever sold you that thing should be shot. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
4830 It certainly gives you an evolutionary advantage, however I think the colors make you more susceptible to predators! 1.1935 0.06438 62 53 6 3
4831 In this very moment I could see the child I was once was to the man I've become and wondered why didn't I keep that hat? 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
4832 Leonard. If my calculations are correct,at this rate you will fly in about… never. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
4833 You’re just another evolutionary dead end if you ask me, Mr. Beanisaurus. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
4834 You’ve got to think about what kind of precedent you want to set. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
4835 Bob, you have to break up with her. 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
4836 Obviously, I am vaccinated. 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
4837 I’m rebranding myself 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
4838 ...how did you even manage to put it on? 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
4839 When I woke up the kid was still there 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
4840 And if they get their friends to wear the hats, that’s when it really starts paying off. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
4841 I’ve regressed 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
4842 I'm sorry I have stage flight.. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
4843 Yes your silly volcano detector is spinning Mr. Science. What’s the worst thing that can happen? 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
4844 So you finally threw away your MAGA hat? 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
4845 New haircut, Bob? 1.1935 0.06438 62 53 6 3
4846 Gay cruise? You said get ready for a Pride Flight! 1.1935 0.06438 62 53 6 3
4847 That hat is so childish. Unlike me, I am mature and smart. By the way, you see the economy recently? 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
4848 Umm have you seen the recent weight you’ve put on? 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
4849 Evolution is playing a cruel joke 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
4850 That would make a hilarious profile photo. Too bad Twitter hasn't been invented yet. 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
4851 You’re gonna fly? That’s a crock!” 1.1905 0.06343 63 54 6 3
4852 Is it true that your doctor prescribes them for hotheads?" 1.1905 0.06343 63 54 6 3
4853 We're going the way of Fortran. 1.1905 0.06343 63 54 6 3
4854 If we have a boy, he'll have it too. 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
4855 Where's Beany,Cecil? 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
4856 You look silly, okay? Somebody had to say it! 1.1884 0.06288 69 60 5 4
4857 They mock you now but think about it: when you get through the hazing, you’ll be an Alpha! 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
4858 You know, I feel like I just don't know you anymore, man. 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
4859 Goop tells me it's protection against asteroids. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
4860 Your hat is cool. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
4861 Perhaps the real question is whether you FEEL like a “fun, laidback guy.” (I don’t know how to underline so went with ALLCAPS). 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
4862 Damn it, Travis! The weather report said 'Meteor shower', not baby shower!!! 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
4863 Can't believe that was the only good thing you saw from your time jump into 2020 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
4864 Do we have the expression 'a hat on a hat'? 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
4865 These short arms make it hard to be an early adopter. 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
4866 Good luck with that, Charlie. We haven't even invented the wheel yet! 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
4867 The insurance guy said that I can keep the beanie even if a natural disaster doesn't pan out. 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
4868 You look great. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
4869 It reminds me of Johnny... 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
4870 This is going to be terrible for the economy. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
4871 Lighthearted frivolity just isn't a good look on you, Marvin. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
4872 Sorry, but that doesn't make you a pterodactyl. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
4873 The real reason dinosaurs are extinct.. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
4874 Would you be an ally to your Alli-gay-tor ? 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
4875 "Of course, I support you identifying as a seven-year-old human, but... don't you think it's a little weird?" 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
4876 It’s not that it looks awful on you it’s just that during this time when Covid is spiking, I don’t think a wearing a funny beanie is appropriate 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
4877 Well, if the reptile president says it repels meteors, I'll try it... 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
4878 Your asteroid impact detection device is a success. What do we do now? 1.1833 0.06506 60 52 5 3
4879 It does lend you a certain panache, but unfortunately, you're still on track for the ash heap of evolution. 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
4880 Don’t you see, even helicopter parenting can’t keep me safe forever?! 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
4881 Very nice, but it’ ain’t gonna fly at Wimbledon. 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
4882 I WAS BORN WITH THE DAMN THING. GENE MUTATION I GUESS. 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
4883 And YOU laughed at my bird evolution theory? 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
4884 I think it looks great on you too Benny..., but think about it, are you going to want this on your permanent fossil record? 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
4885 It doesn't say "apex predator" to me. 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
4886 The propeller spun wildly in the hot summer wind, an omen of the dinosaur's terrible fate. 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
4887 Idk Al, maybe we should have built a bunker instead of waiting to evolve to fly... 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
4888 I said go ‘google her’ not go ‘noogler!’ 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
4889 My mask wouldn’t fit and those new age mammals wouldn’t let me board the damn plane” 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
4890 I told you to get the bare essentials. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
4891 I know it looks stupid, it was a Black Friday deal and now I can’t get it off to return it. 1.1786 0.06793 56 49 4 3
4892 It's a gatorcopter. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
4893 Way to stay inside the lines. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
4894 Still working on your Revolutionary Theory? 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
4895 They only call you those names because they feel threatened by you. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
4896 Soooooo, did you give up on your 'feathers' idea? 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
4897 I'd stick with the Stetson. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
4898 And baby all I need for you to know is, I'm like a bird, I'll only fly away 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
4899 It's not a bad design, but I think I would have gone with aluminum foil. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
4900 Delivered? Right to your door? 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
4901 So you say you were just eating some strange monkey and that fell off its head? Remarkable. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
4902 So, are you getting any good ideas on how to stop our extinction? 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
4903 I'm trying to evolve into a bird 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
4904 If you can't generate sufficient exit velocity, you'll never get off the ground 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
4905 I just don't think that look will be around in the 1900. It's just too trendy. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
4906 I think you're on to something big...but I don't think it'll fly. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
4907 Well why do you care if I shoplifted the hat, David? I think the approaching asteroid might have a slightly greater impact on the local economy than my own lapse in morals did. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
4908 So you're telling me that for a low, flat fee, it will blow away incoming asteroids? 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
4909 The carnival is closed until Covid is cured 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
4910 Glen was going through his 'try hat tricks' period. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
4911 Is this the best you can think of to help us escape the comet? 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
4912 You're trying too hard. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
4913 So, you’re an architect. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
4914 Well, I keep seeing the pterodactyls flying around, so I was like “When in Rome”...whatever Rome is. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
4915 Yeah, you're right. It DOES kinda make you look smarter. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
4916 I'm sorry. It's very hard to get a room during the season. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
4917 Do you really want to be dug up with that on your head after we go extinct? 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
4918 Yes! We can alter our destiny! We can be more than just sticky goo that burns! 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
4919 I decided not to pledge that fraternity. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
4920 I didn't want to wait for feathers. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
4921 I hate to break it to you, but that look is extinct." 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
4922 You’re right, it will distract them. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
4923 Everybody else got the memo. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
4924 George, your new spinner hat is a weak response to the news that we may soon be extinct. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
4925 Really? You want to spend your Sunday mornings cleaning up kthe basement? 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
4926 Does the fancy cafeteria food justify a career 180? 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
4927 In 200 to 300 million years, it'll be very fashionable." 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
4928 I'm thinking it's a little lighthearted for our line of work. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
4929 I keep telling you Mike. I won! 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
4930 But can you pass a test with flying colors? 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
4931 I'm wearing it all day - deal with it! 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
4932 Would you believe it, they didn't even validate my parking. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
4933 You know that hat only works if you can flap, right? 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
4934 The Comicon theme this year is human monsters! 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
4935 Nice try at evolution but we’re going extinct anyway. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
4936 That trends over man 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
4937 What? Do you think it’s too much? 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
4938 Once again, your spin job is a Croc! 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
4939 You’re so vain! 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
4940 I used this hat to fly here on a commercial airline as a passenger. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
4941 And Darwin says our kids could get it! 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
4942 Working as a mascot isn't that much different than working at the theme parks. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
4943 You said it was a costume party! 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
4944 Our wardrobe will need to be a touch more serious if we're to outlast the ice age. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
4945 But, Richard, how can we be fans of science fiction when we ARE science fiction?... 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
4946 I think we can leave that one back in the Jurassic era. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
4947 Timmy, I really don’t think the hat will help you evade the meteor. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
4948 It's an anti-extinction coping mechanism, I have my doubts. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
4949 "I heard there will be rainbows." 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
4950 You do you. A billion years from now, nobody will be talking about what you wore to the party. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
4951 Accessorising is evolution Pete. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
4952 Forget about how it looks ...how did you put it on ??!! 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
4953 I wish we had a better meteor detection system... I wish we had longer arms ... 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
4954 I see you recycled the wrapper from your lunch. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
4955 Maybe you'll get lucky and an asteroid will fall on your head lol! 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
4956 You can only eat thin humans if you want to fly. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
4957 It doesn't have to be "watch out for that big meteor" ALL the time. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
4958 From now on, your name is Marine One. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
4959 Well, you're more approachable, but I think they'll still know you want to eat them. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
4960 Duh looking into the future again 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
4961 I understand you wanna check off everything on your bucket list before we get obliterated by that asteroid but this is just ridiculous. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
4962 Take it off! If anything were to happen to us future civilizations would have no idea it was my hat. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
4963 You're too fat to fly. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
4964 It's probably a spandrel, though it could have some advantage in a sorority. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
4965 Don't worry, you won't be a Noogler forever 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
4966 Ok, I helped you put the hat on, now you're going to help me brush my teeth! 1.1786 0.06793 56 49 4 3
4967 Think that flying somewhere will save you? 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
4968 Help me I can’t get it off my head. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
4969 It Does make you Look taller." 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
4970 Um... where's Beany? 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
4971 Ok you're ready for a volcano, but what about an asteroid? 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
4972 Brother Crocodilian, where'd you get that colorful and levitating mitre? 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
4973 Oh,you must be from West Philadelphia. Born and raised? 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
4974 You know you're too bottom-heavy to fly. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
4975 Since you just landed a map to McDonalds will be helpful. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
4976 Having fun isn’t in style anymore. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
4977 Have you been hanging out with those pterodactyls again? 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
4978 It was bold. It was novel. It was beyond their time." -Evolution 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
4979 No,Zach,I don’t think the chicks will dig it 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
4980 I like it. But do the babes dig it? 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
4981 Yes, it might turn a head or two. But they may not be the ones you’re seeking. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
4982 That is not going to protect you from the meteor Eric. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
4983 I didn’t put it on, and I can’t take it off, but I think it’s pretty festive. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
4984 I know 2020 is 66 million years away but I don’t want any chance of us being on this planet to see it. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
4985 You’ve taken “standing out” to a while new level. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
4986 It's not fair! 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
4987 What's with the propeller? 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
4988 Can't you find anything at the store that is suitable for your age? 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
4989 I don't miss the humans. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
4990 I guess you kind of look like a Pteradactyl... 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
4991 Evolution is action 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
4992 You could have shared some of him with me. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
4993 It's my Mom's fault. She said it it would improve my air circu, my circu... Oh ,Whatever. Let's play. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
4994 Dude that's so 200 million BC 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
4995 Helicopter parenting may have been the thing in the Jurassic but it won’t help our offspring survive this. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
4996 Stop being such a Nanotyrannus. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
4997 Can you imagine what they're going to say when they find this 50,000 years from now? 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
4998 Does it make my head look small? 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
4999 It's amazing how we've evolved the ability to invent solar hats but not the arms long enough to take them off. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5000 It's sort of condescending how that pterodactyl spins it like it's nothing. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
5001 They’ll never believe you are just one of the guys 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5002 What do you mean you ‘changed your mind’? 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5003 they say it evolved to regulate body temperature AND attract a mate 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
5004 Helps me lean hard left. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5005 Something put it here and I can't get it off! 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5006 Hold it right there, Mr. Puns. Let me guess. You're a Dino SOAR? 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
5007 I still don't think you'll catch up to the rocket! 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5008 On second thought, I WOULD like to play. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
5009 It was simple, I just searched Amazon Prime for “multi-color, rainbow beanie with spinner for large lizard-like creature.’” Jessica Meth, Larchmont, NY 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5010 I will evolve as a sophomore if I wear this beanie. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5011 Doing my bit to address climate change! 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5012 It's called fashion, Greg. Ever heard of it? 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
5013 You are getting very sleepy. When I snap my claws, you will hand over all your eggs. 1.1786 0.06793 56 49 4 3
5014 Wanna fly to another existence with me? 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5015 It looks silly, doesn't it? Oh gosh, Kroq-gar, the date's in 65 million minutes, I can't just change my outfit now! 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5016 I told you that "personal helicopter" thing was a scam! 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5017 Do you think this'll be a good palate cleanser from the last cap? -You interrupted my apathy for this? 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5018 Your optimism amuses me. Even in this grey and faded year you tend to don a colorful thinking cap. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5019 You have a better chance at the Cecil role. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5020 I don’t care if you find the laws of gravity to be “problematic.” I’m still not letting take my car “out for a fly.” 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5021 So,dude,Jerome came round last night with some permafrost vodka,and we partied like it was 9. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5022 Well, yes, actually it does distract attention away from our ridiculous arms. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5023 It won’t fly yet, but when we evolve into birds you’ll thank me. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5024 I think that something is turning around my head. We will fly someday. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5025 When Mark Twain said, 'Naked people have little influence in society.'' I think he had something less preppy and more functional in mind 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5026 Unless your arms grow,the next wind gust is not until the Jurassic period. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5027 I may have a reptilian brain, but there's no way you're going to generate enough lift with that thing. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
5028 Cecil, why you mad? You said we were having Beanie for dinner! 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
5029 Do you think it makes me look fat? 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
5030 I thought manual was a book sorta thing 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5031 The Hat was costly, but it came with a Free Propeller. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
5032 I always knew you were a buzz head, but now I know why! 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5033 It was time to get a little color in my life. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
5034 Amazon says it will protect me from asteroids. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5035 It’s you! It’s definitely you! 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5036 See you later, alligator.” “In a while, crocodile.” “Hey! I’m not a crocodile! 1.1786 0.06793 56 49 4 3
5037 Maybe it's because you don't truly believe you CAN fly? 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5038 I could really go for chimichangas. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5039 I'll go your way. I don't get this 'highway' thing. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
5040 Let’s make something great again. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5041 It came free with my organic soup. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5042 But what will you do with a degree in philosophy? 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
5043 You must be a democrat believing in renewable energy. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5044 I would give you this but your dad tried to eat me earlier. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
5045 Are you startled to see your doppelgator?" 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5046 Yes, I really can time travel. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5047 And you actually believed the salesman that this would show the winds velocity? 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5048 I was sad again, about not being able to touch my toes and so I bought myself a new hat. What do you think? 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5049 Sure it makes you look younger but you’re still a dinosaur. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5050 I'm flying to Mars before things get worse! 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5051 So, uh, I'll see ya later then? 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5052 It’s cool. I just like the Tricerboy hat better. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
5053 I still hate the hat. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5054 We were playing and having fun and then the lunch bell rang and I ate him. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
5055 Pee Wee Herman’s OG! 1.1786 0.06793 56 49 4 3
5056 It’s over, James. You’re just not evolving. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
5057 What did you say I gotta do to get that? 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5058 The guy lied to me,he said it woud fly he up and of the White House. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5059 I could see that being popular in, oh, a hundred million years. 1.1786 0.06793 56 49 4 3
5060 Enjoy it for now. I'm afraid the future is fossil-fueled. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5061 Uh, oh. What did you do with the kid that was under that hat? 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5062 I respect your inanity, but it doesn't really change things. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5063 No, I'm sorry, I haven't seen the clown. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5064 Why can't I jeep just ONE souvenir?? 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5065 I won first prize in the conspiracy contest. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5066 We're about to get fossilized forever and you're wearing that? 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
5067 does under the rainbow count 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
5068 That won’t lift you away from the Ice Age 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
5069 I worry that a beanie cap is not in evolution's long-term plan. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5070 You're too old for that! 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
5071 I'm not sure it does anything for your brand. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5072 I know what I said about if we were the last two, but that just doesn't do it for me... 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
5073 Oh Milton, please tell me you didn't have the tech support guy for lunch" 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5074 The judge MIGHT claim the hot air is coming from the hat, but that's just their anteGiulianian bias showing. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5075 Face it, you're never going to fly. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5076 No. I do not think it makes you look fat. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5077 It'll take you AGES to pull it off: I wouldn't be caught dead wearing it! 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5078 This helmet is the private option over asteroid defense for all. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5079 Finally proof our species is doomed. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5080 I am trying to generate some energy to feel rejuvenated. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5081 Woah that’s the coolest thing to fall from the sky since ever. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5082 You want me to adjust it? 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5083 Silly,I told you eons ago that we don’t dress up for the Extinction Event! 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5084 What on Earth do you mean you've evolved into a dronosaur? 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5085 William, the Trump Rally was over three days ago! 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5086 Where can we go for where kids eat free? 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5087 Keeps the humans away. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
5088 I'd save that for the weekend, Sweetie. I'm thinking it's a bit much for Casual Friday. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5089 If you really want to be a pterodactyl, you’ll have to be more creative. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5090 To hell with them. I say if it makes you happy,wear it. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5091 I found for you it at Toys R Us. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5092 The Ferris Wheel isn’t as fun as it looks. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5093 Those beanies went out with the ark for us sci-fi fans. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5094 Oh my Gods, you're a vegetarian? 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5095 I named it the SpaceX Dragon and won the propeller head award! 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
5096 When I said we need to evolve, I didn't mean that, Harold! 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5097 It starts spinning when I’m really onto something 1.1786 0.06793 56 49 4 3
5098 Do you think it’ll fly? 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5099 That’s what they call a clowncodile 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
5100 I need to get out, go get the vaccine. #flytolondon 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
5101 I think I would’ve kept it black and white. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5102 You again forgot to wear a mask. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5103 I thought you meant we're seeing Miley Cyrus's 'wrecking ball' 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
5104 And you think that will give you a lift? 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5105 What time does Early Voting end, Mon fr er e? 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
5106 I'm telling yer, the end of the information age is near ... this time, we need to be ready to get outta here man. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5107 The hat's anti-meteor according to the website...order yours Kevin 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
5108 I know, I know. I gotta stop scrolling and buying. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5109 Still working at the childrens hospital are you? 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5110 Bamboo copters are only for doreamon..not for us crocodiles 1.1786 0.06793 56 49 4 3
5111 How many corn dogs did you dip today, Kevin? 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5112 : It's my turn to play Beany! 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5113 Listen Karen-dactyl, I don’t care what you’ve read. I believe in climate change 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5114 Keep smiling for the cameras. Don't let them know we're dead inside until we can get an injection. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5115 The stripes weren’t helping me stand out 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
5116 does this hat match my stripes? 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5117 I swear all other helicopters were sold out.... not sure you'll survive this one 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
5118 I dunno, I think the style will be short lived. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5119 Are you going somewhere over the rainbow? 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5120 I wish I could fly away from it all too! 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
5121 OK Kamala, are we ready to do this? 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
5122 At least one of us is working on a solution to get us out of this wretched place 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
5123 It's the best I could do with such short notice. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
5124 Oh look, the 2020 airplane. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5125 I see you brought back a souvenir from your Disney buffet trip. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5126 But make it fashion. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5127 Lookin' snappy 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5128 You drained the swamp? 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
5129 2020 makes my head spin! 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
5130 So you cannot brush your teeth but you can put this on your head because there are no limits in fashion?!? 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
5131 Come on, we have to match for the fossils, Bruce. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5132 I don’t know, Gary. I still don’t think they’re going to let you into Chuck-E-Cheese. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
5133 Sorry, Rex. That is not helping me take your argument for a coming ice age any more serious. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5134 Your outfit makes more sense than 2020 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5135 I’m going speed dating! 1.1786 0.06793 56 49 4 3
5136 I can't hear you. I have a banana in my ear. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5137 Carl, I can't focus on what you're so terrified about with that ridiculous thing on your head 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5138 Let's move to Plan B and evolve wings instead. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
5139 I don’t think wearing his hat to the funereal will help them forgive you. 1.1786 0.06793 56 49 4 3
5140 It’s beenie a while crocodile 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
5141 I heard it was safer than Windmills 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5142 It’s my way of supporting all that talk about nonconformity. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5143 Dude, I told you, it’s a carnivore ball. Lose the silly hat 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
5144 No. No I like it, it's very *early* Jurassic chic 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5145 I think he meant ‘gaiters’. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5146 Yeaaaa... ummm. Real sorry to break it to you, but the ‘playful’ look just really doesn’t suit you. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5147 This is what I get for trying to eat that puppy. 1.1786 0.06793 56 49 4 3
5148 That is a very fun hat. It is different than a regular ball cap beanie. This hat is very different than those types of hats! 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5149 Have you not got one yet...? It’s the new government recommended “Meteorite Protection Plan” 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5150 you always did have your head in the clouds. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5151 « Does it come in pink?» 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5152 So then they run away because they thought that I was a big lizard. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
5153 Seriously?! Didn’t you ever hear the expression “A zebra doesn’t change its’ stripes”? 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
5154 You don't remember anything? I hope it's not that Cancer! 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
5155 Son, your mother and I now regret having named you 'Tiny'. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
5156 Your job at Pterodactyl-on-a-Stick doesn't define you, Ned. 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
5157 That won't protect you against the meteors. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
5158 Maybe it makes you feel young, but you still look positively prehistoric. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
5159 I don't know, don't you think it's a little Precambrian? 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
5160 It may take 65 million years after we're gone,but eventually someone will reinvent the propeller beanie and I shall not have lived in vain. 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
5161 You’re going to need a bit more wingspan to be able to sustain level flight. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
5162 That won't help you recapture your geological era 1.1754 0.06681 57 50 4 3
5163 Something tells me that that style’s about to go extinct. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
5164 Do I look stupid to you? 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
5165 That will raise some eyebrows when they dig you up in a few million years. 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
5166 You realize this is the first sign of the "End Times" 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
5167 Well, it does lend a small "Je ne said quois." 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
5168 Yes, I would rather die a gruesome death than be seen wearing that silly hat. 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
5169 Darling, can't you just go out and eat people like all your friends do? 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
5170 This technological achievement bodes well for the survival of our species. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
5171 Very cute, but you're still endangered. 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
5172 It detects asteroids? What's an asteroid? 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
5173 After 2,000 years of evolution? That's all you got? 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
5174 Nice camo. Did you forget we're on the endangered list 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
5175 You are making me question whether we really deserve to be the ancestors of modern birds. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
5176 Yeah, that should protect you from extinction. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
5177 If you really want to fly, you're just gonna have to evolve. 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
5178 What's a "start-up"? 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
5179 I'm sorry, don't bite my head off, 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
5180 Marry me and I'll airlift you out of this swamp. 1.1754 0.06681 57 50 4 3
5181 You're taking our impending extinction a bit lightly, Paul. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
5182 I haven't seen one of those since the Triassic Period. 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
5183 Evolutionary-wise, don't you think that is a step backwards? 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
5184 Yeah, yeah, new hat. It's nice. You don't have to bring it up every time I see you. Like, I've been up to stuff too you know. 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
5185 Fine. You wear that and I'll evolve wings. 1.1754 0.06681 57 50 4 3
5186 I know, but the other choice was a MAGA hat. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
5187 Well, Frank, your obsession with hats has literally got out of hands 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
5188 Sorry, they said only one per customer. 1.1754 0.06681 57 50 4 3
5189 The last New Year’s Eve hat didn’t work. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
5190 Now that we’re bipeds I think it’s time we start dressing like them too. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
5191 To cover up the quarantine haircut. 1.1754 0.06681 57 50 4 3
5192 And you say it’s called Google? 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
5193 Make fun of me all you want, Rex. I’m telling you, in 100 million years herbivorous dorks will rule the world! 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
5194 Doing my bit to save the planet”. “Yea but it’s a comet! 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
5195 Needed something to cover my head,you notice how chilly it 1.1739 0.06179 69 61 4 4
5196 Sure, rub it in. You could have shared, you know. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
5197 And how to you plan to disappear? 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
5198 I heard the humankind is going extinct, so I’m gonna fly back and see if there’s room for all of us out there 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
5199 2020 got my head spinning 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
5200 Cap your head with vibgyor and fly high 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
5201 Wanna get away? 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5202 So you call it a meteorite detector? 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5203 The drones are getting dangerous and this helps a lot. 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
5204 Are you sure it works? You haven't taken off yet 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5205 Wilbur that's never going to work. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5206 Are you the weatherman who knows which way the wind blows? 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5207 is it fashion week already? 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5208 You're a real gas. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5209 What did you do to Beany Boy? 1.1667 0.06868 54 48 3 3
5210 Accessories are the key to fashion. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5211 This is all the rave, since we entered the Jurassic Period. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5212 It's my guilty pleasure for 2020. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5213 When Trump dofs his own red cap for a wind-power Pride beanie, I'll know he really has conceded. 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
5214 It’s the last thing I found cleaning the attic during Covid isolation 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5215 Take me to the Orange One; I just landed with an important message from Bibi" 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5216 I thought those were extinct? 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5217 Bet you can’t fly, the arms..I mean blades are too short. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5218 A meteor just hit. Now would be a great time to roll out some of those life-saving inventions you've been working on. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5219 Sure. It makes you look ferocious! 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5220 I’ve heard my crush’s vision was based on movement. 1.1667 0.06868 54 48 3 3
5221 You ok, Mike? It seems like you're really spinning out of control. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5222 I'm mesmerized by it, but for the life of me, I can't figure out how you even put it on. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5223 Switch the beanie with a blond fright wig, and you’ve nailed Beavis’ look. Uncanny. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5224 So, that's what you've come up with to get us out of here rather than the wheel! 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5225 Were you hanging out with that Toys-'R-Us Rex again? 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5226 Sure, it wasn't cheap, but the guy said it's 100% effective at keeping you high and dry during an extinction event. Money-back guarantee. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5227 I don't care what you say. I'm going to enjoy every moment. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5228 You're ahead of your time. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5229 Please! No Caption 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5230 keeps me from grinding my teeth 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5231 So this is your meteor deflector, eh? Well, I sure hope we never have to test it. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5232 I keep hoping for lift-off but nothing ever happens. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5233 Well, it definitely makes you look more colorful. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5234 Fly like a bumblebee? I doubt it. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5235 I think we have a future in flying. 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
5236 I’m telling you ~ Flight is the future of this planet 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5237 The kid went down fine, but this thingamybob got caught in my throat. 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
5238 Great hat, but I think you are two million years a head of your time. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5239 I've been told it's the only way to fly! 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5240 You can't turn back the clock, Randy, we're gonna go extinct no matter what you wear. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5241 Let's hope they don't draw conclusions based on your fossil. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5242 As a power source, it's great. As a fashion statement, it sucks. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5243 Y’know, keeping souvenirs is a sign of a serial killer...just sayin’. 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
5244 I'm afraid it's too little too late. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5245 And they *didn’t* choose your ‘clog’ line? 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5246 I know what to give you for Christmas. A Crayolla 64 box to replace that old Crayolla 8 box> 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5247 Clever, but the birds have already figured out how to fly. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5248 Nice color.But propellor caps are soon to be extinct... 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5249 I’m afraid that’s not how evolution works. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5250 I can’t reach it. And unless you can find a brontosaurus that isn’t scared shitless of you, you’re gonna have to spend the rest of the Cretaceous Period walking around, looking like a dumbfuck. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5251 Your kids gave you that beanie, and you still don’t get it! 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5252 Yeah, it makes you look gay. Why do you ask? 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5253 You win. That’s hilarious. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5254 Let me know if you find a warmer climate. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5255 Make it look like an accident. 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
5256 It’s my attempt to put a positive spin on our imminent mass extinction. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5257 I'm back and I'm telling you! The future is nothing like how we thought it would be ! 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5258 You're so 1950's. 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
5259 It's not silly. This is how dinosaurs evolved into flying birds. 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
5260 I'd take it off your head if I could Kevin. 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
5261 Only when I need to cross water. 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
5262 Someone has to identify as the immature gender. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5263 Lenny, you workin for Amazon now? 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
5264 But,why? 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5265 See you're back from lunch. Have you seen that Spanky kid? 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5266 I know it looks ridiculous -my arms are too short to take it off. 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
5267 I was feeling nostalgic for the Triassic period... 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5268 Oh, the future? We look GREAT but stuck in glass cases. 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
5269 That crazy guy with the banjo at A's games sells them. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5270 Your crocodile tears won't get you a cool propeller hat. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5271 I came as soon as I heard your pinned location! 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5272 The evolution of birds - circa 160 million years B.C. (Colourized) 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5273 That went out of style eons ago. 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
5274 It means I've been selected to move up in the world. 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
5275 Nice colors, but it will never replace wings 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5276 Whoa T-money, I thought you said you hate tech support. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5277 Good luck during your freshman year 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5278 Thought I'd fly out of here while I have the chance--that's logic. 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
5279 I dunno ...looks kinda reggie... 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5280 The early bird catches the stegosaurus. 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
5281 I know, but the caption said it was "Hella-cool" 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5282 What do you mean out of fashion - You are out of fashion 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5283 George, you're the same silly boy I fell in love with in fifth grade! 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
5284 Idiot! You've activated the "GRAVITY" function. For "LIFT, spin it the other way, if you can reach it... 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5285 Someday you will fly. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5286 Diane the Pterodactyl said it gives me a 'hypnotic allure.' 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5287 The colors' wrong for you. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5288 I know, I should have known that the kid did not have good taste. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5289 Why would you wear a hat from the Paleocene epoch when the theme of the party is Miocene? 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5290 Did he at least taste good? 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
5291 I swear. If the wind blows strongly enough, I fly like a bird! 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5292 Do we really need another keepsake from the 6th Extinction? 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5293 George, is that you? You look nice in a dress. 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
5294 I thought you were a meanie, not a weenie with a beanie. 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
5295 It's a 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5296 You rev me up! 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5297 I know it’s not spinning. It’s not supposed to spin. Not ‘til the meteor comes. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5298 Yeah kids are gourmet, but I’ve never seen one with that style... 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
5299 Well, whatever spins your propeller! 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5300 I traded it for some toe fungus, and a cave man to named later. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5301 To join Go Green, I had to agree to wear this stupid, wind driven hat. 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
5302 No, wearing that dumb colorful beanie does not qualify you to be considered a dragon of color! 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5303 Oh the hat? JetBlue bought carbon offsets from my Etsy store. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5304 Did a kid sell you that? Or did you eat him? 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5305 Yes, it's impressive, but they won't let you in without a tie. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5306 How'd you even reach the top of your head? 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5307 Dude, I keep telling you, you are not Beany and I am not Cecil. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5308 they both look like they are scared at something and looking at each other 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5309 Never mind how I got it on my head! 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5310 I'm sure your hat will go down as the worst thing to ever happen to the dinosaurs 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5311 you’ve done it— you’ve found your thing! now, you gotta degrade yourself for money 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
5312 Sorry Bro he pterodactyl got there first. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5313 You really got that at a QAnon party? 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5314 My rudimentary calculations indicate that we have less than one eon before it erupts. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5315 Wow, that really does not go with your snake print. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5316 My arms are to short to get it off. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5317 Quit trying to look younger, we're both dinosaurs." Andy Mathieson, Los Angeles, Cali 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
5318 I'd fly to the moon if my arms were longer 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5319 I don't think this will propel us into the next phase of our evolution. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5320 Buddy, a beanie will not make you a Tyrann o Soar Us. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5321 I don't think that's what the "P" in pterodactyl stands for... 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5322 Are you sure it’s meteor proof? 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5323 Can you fly? 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5324 That’s cute, Ted. But wearing a pinwheel cap won’t prevent us from dying a horrible death from certain extinction. Besides, it makes you look foolish. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5325 Gee Whiz Rex, where did you get that? 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5326 You really think that's going to save you from the eruption? 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5327 Sorry, Ed. Beanies are inappropriate during an extinction event. 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
5328 I hate to be a meanie, Jeannie, but you look like a weenie with that beanie.” 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5329 Cute. Not gonna get rid of the extra CO2, man. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5330 You've always been ahead of your time, Ralph. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5331 Oh geez. Is this the first sign of the apocalypse or what? 1.1667 0.06868 54 48 3 3
5332 Cute idea, bird brain, but that'll never fly.  We just gotta wing it. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5333 Did you use the last FastPass at Jurassic Park ? 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5334 Cecil, I'll explain it one more time - Beany wears the propeller hat, not you! 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5335 Officially, I'm an Amazon intern, but I'm told they're grooming me for their drone delivery fleet. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5336 This...is not cheering me up. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5337 Retro hip, maybe. But I think most would call you prehistoric! 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5338 Your whimsy has no limits." 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5339 E-volve? That makes more sense 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5340 Don't laugh it's stuck to my head...!! 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5341 The thing is i can’t reach my head to take this off 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
5342 Alex, did you finish your homework? 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5343 It was suggested that it helps regulate my body temperature but, really, it’s for sexual display. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5344 My dad volunteered as an extra in Jurassic Park. Stephen Spielberg gave it to him as a token of thanks. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5345 Your beanie is making me feel there is more than extinction. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5346 I have to wear it during my first term at Reptile University. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5347 Cute but what about your image as a serious carnivore? 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5348 Think.. HOW you can escape!!! 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5349 You didn't buy that at Gucci, did you Carl? 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5350 ''I thought it was the Cretaceous period.'' 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5351 Sorry mate,it won’t get you off the ground,but if you add another one you could invent the wheel. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5352 If I take it off your head, do I get to keep it?" 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5353 I don't think natural selection matters anyway... I hear a meteor's coming 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5354 Talk about a rough freshman year! What could possibly be worse? 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5355 I thought those hats went extinct. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5356 What happened to the kids? 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5357 I bit off more than I could chew. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5358 This is the only way I can cope with this Cretaceous–Paleogene extinction event we are going through. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5359 I'm glad you figured it out. I heard eating those plastic thingies is really bad for you. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5360 Think about it realistically, Mars is a long way away! 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5361 Scooter, I’m not sure your Q-Anon “anti-extinction-hoax” beanie is gonna save us. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5362 Too much happening on earth. I'm heading out." " But Dad, I thought helicopter parenting was ..." 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5363 Won't paleontologist be surprised when they dig up my ones. 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
5364 I don’t think that the laws of physics allow you to fly using that cap. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5365 I get the feeling you're not taking this virus thing seriously. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5366 Um, it’s fun, but I think we’ll evolve into birds another way. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5367 Given that we're the predators, I suppose it's okay to compromise our ability to camouflage... 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5368 Beam me up, Scotty 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
5369 It opens doors. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5370 This is my exit strategy for the next asteroid. 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
5371 You sure you will catch more food this way? 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
5372 I got it for mating season. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5373 Look, no one ever said you weren't silly. 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
5374 It sucks that the only coloured object in our monochrome world is that dumb hat. 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
5375 I do. What a hat. I like it. I like that party hat. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5376 Yes; I did tell you we needed more diversity in our relationship. " 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5377 – I needed some color. Camouflage was getting so-o-o Cretaceous. – And what age are we in now, if I may ask? – With all meaninglessness, I could say that we're making a post-cretaceous breakthrough? – Oh how existential! 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
5378 You discover the secret of time travel and that’s what you bring back? 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5379 And then she said, 'Do I need to remind you of your attempt at arm extensions?' 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5380 Help! I've got a big head and little arms! How am I supposed to take this off?" "Maybe if you spin around in a circle really fast, It'll fly away! 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5381 Sorry, but I need a bad boy! 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
5382 I don't think it will ever get you off the ground. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5383 We can stand, walk, talk, think complex thoughts, but a propeller beanie? Sure, why not? 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5384 I think I can head off the asteroid and we can avoid extinction! 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5385 Before the ash encases us, I want you to know: I see you. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5386 One Dina sore finds itself in the Fulcher all of a sudden. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5387 Dude, you’re almost 50 years old. That doesn’t make you look any younger. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5388 C-. I can't spin it. 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
5389 Is that how you are going to escape the meteoroid? 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5390 Tell me again how you got it in your head. 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
5391 This silly little hat should not place me in the top one percent. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5392 If this is as bad as your second childhood gets, I think you're in pretty good shape, Rog. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5393 You are not a Pterodactyl! 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
5394 I'm 67 million years old. Can't I still imagine I'm a child. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5395 Are you running for senate as a Qanon surrogate? 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5396 So you heard that girls like whimsical guys? 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5397 You're not the Beany I remember. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5398 Looks like someone is reducing their dependence on fossil fuels. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5399 Are you from the Amazon? 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5400 I love it and so will the Harvard admissions committee. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5401 It's not, not good... 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5402 I heard flying is the next big thing. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5403 What did you do with that courier? 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5404 So, right before the giant meteor hits, you're just gonna fly elsewhere? 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5405 I met this new creature back there. Said they felt sorry for me and gave me this hat. Mentioned something about a meteor. 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
5406 Is that how you want to be remembered 65 Million years from now? 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5407 I Graduated from prehistoric to Pre-K. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5408 This replaces the helicopter to drown questions from press 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5409 It's prescription. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5410 I’m not being a sheep, it’s for protection 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5411 That's cool, crocodile. 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
5412 Maybe we could try growing feathers? 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5413 It's over cousin, I have the high hat 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
5414 Lift-off? I dunno...Maybe grow some feathers 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5415 The kid promised me it’s required astronaut training. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5416 It doesn't do a whole lot for me, but then dinosaurs are color-blind. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5417 It took 10 million years of evolution to come up with THAT? 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5418 Let my words wash over you. Everything is fine. You are fine. Next year will be fine. Your eyes feel heavy and want to close. You are slipping deeper and deeper into calm. You know how to relax your body because you've relaxed in the past. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5419 I see you are ready for global warning. Where can I get one, too? 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5420 Sorry, dad, I need to come out to you. I'm straight. Your heterodar is really off! 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5421 .. if your MAGA crowd told you to jump in that volcano would you do THAT too! 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
5422 Future paleontologists will be baffled. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5423 Dad says OK, but take it off when we’re devouring something. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5424 You always put a spin on things. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5425 I think you should file a lawsuit against the Wright brothers! 1.1667 0.06868 54 48 3 3
5426 Your patronizing superiority and sophistication, is making the others uncomfortable. 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
5427 Seventy million years from now no one’s imagination is going to be stirred by “Velocicopters.” 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
5428 Apart from costing less than solar, what exactly does it do? 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5429 It would be more patriotic in red, white, and blue. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5430 Why would you want to go back? 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5431 Well, it's not one of the red ones. I don't want to look crazy... 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
5432 Stop letting them put hats on you. I can’t reach it either. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5433 It projects your lighthearted outlook. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5434 I suppose that's your idea of being eco-friendly. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5435 Give it up! We'll all fly someday. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5436 Add a pair of wings and you’ll be going places. 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
5437 I know the Pteranodons make it look easy, but I don't think that's gonna work. 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
5438 Your head is spinning too? At least the election is over in 49 States, but Georgia on my mind 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5439 That’s ridiculous” 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5440 Let’s take all of his MAGA hats and replace them with these, Earl. Then he can Tweet about something that was really stolen from him. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5441 This is my answer to the doomsayers who think we’re becoming extinct because we can’t take a joke 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
5442 Just cap difference, or else we both are same. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5443 Don’t look at me like that, It’s natural evolution. 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
5444 Carl, the new employee events are all on zoom now. You won't fool anyone. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5445 Sorry for the mix-up, Dave - in Canada we them toques. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5446 You told me you weren’t dressing cute! 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5447 Hey it was the only socially distanced flight I could get on short notice 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5448 Maybe now no one will notice how short your arms are 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5449 I dunno Benny, I think it's trying to tell you something. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5450 I thought it was beanie Tuesday 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5451 Ma said accessorizing can lead to extinction 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5452 So if you’re my ghost of Christmas past, then where’s my ghost of Christmas future? 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5453 How did you get yours on? 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5454 Last week a pterodactyl put it on my head as a joke, but everyone's arms are too short to take it off. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5455 Not bad, right? Is it bad? I know it's bad. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5456 They told me this is our vaccine to keep us from extinction! 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5457 It was on sale for cyber monday... 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5458 Thssssssss.” “Thsssssssssssss. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5459 Jeez Jerry that hat really makes you look like a fucking asshole. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5460 Momma said that if I wanted to fly, I could. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5461 How on Earth did you reach that far?” “We are crocodiles walking on your hind legs, what else do you expect? 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5462 You do, you have to keep your sense of humor. 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
5463 Don't start with me, you've bought worse hats 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5464 What standard of review again?” ... “the normal one, Rudy. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5465 Pete, we already developed lungs and the ability to walk on two legs. Now you want to fly?! 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5466 You ate four boxes of Frosted Covered Sugar Bombs for that and it doesn't even fly? 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5467 Do you think it’s pretty? 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5468 I dressed for online costume party. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5469 Honestly? I think this Evolution thing is a ridiculous fashion. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5470 no, i don’t think if you spin it hard enough it’ll fan the asteroids away 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5471 Helicopter parents unite! 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5472 Barry, I'm feeling light and colorful today. Looks like I'm getting high on self-awareness. 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
5473 Wh.....where the hell did you get that? 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5474 New Jersey is that way. 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
5475 Cleared for landing 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5476 Tell me the truth Mel, they're still counting, isn't it? 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5477 So.... we figured out time travel and that’s all you brought back? 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5478 Those hats look a lot bleaker than I remember... 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5479 Scientists have corrected recent findings that dinosaurs had feathers, stating in fact they could fly with these tiny little helicopter hats. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5480 Ready for take-off. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
5481 No, I don’t think this is an answer to climate change. 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
5482 I'm hoping this gets me into the circus. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
5483 I can understand why you don't want to go all Jurassic, Rex, but please don't turn this into your "Kiddie Fun Park." 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
5484 I know I’m a dinosaur, but they make all the Nooglers wear them 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
5485 Not bad but I think the purple dinosaur on TV has you beat. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
5486 That's so funny, the last time I laughed so hard I fell off my protazoa. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
5487 I see your true colors shining through 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
5488 Are you kidding? That thing will never get you to fly. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
5489 So... Have you ever heard of Amazon Prime?” #202 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
5490 You're not fooling anyone trying to disguise your tin foil hat; we've all seen your FB posts. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
5491 I can get them in close 'cause they think I'm an airplane. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
5492 This will never work out — I’m flightless. 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
5493 Sorry, but it's a long way from being a chameleon. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
5494 Will you spin it for me? 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
5495 It may not look trendy now, but wait for few years ... 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
5496 I think your little beanie is dino-mite! 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
5497 I think it has something to do with Stanley Kubrick. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
5498 NO thanks. Kids can be tough. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
5499 You just have to eat the kids wearing funny hats. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
5500 You may be the techiest of us dinosaurs, Paul, but you're still a dinosaur. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
5501 We're gonna need two of those hats to fly away for this volcano 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
5502 It said in the invite that the Zoom Christmas party had a funny hat theme 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
5503 Dad, I think I'm ready to join the Russian Air Force. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
5504 Why can't you be more like Archaeopteryx and just evolve some feathers? 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
5505 Bary. Keeping up with pop culture won't stop you from going extinct. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
5506 Well your humor has always been a bit more evolved. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
5507 It is better than the GI Joe helmet and machine gun her dad made us wear. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
5508 This is what my Great Great Grandpa wore back in the "prehistoric" day! 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
5509 I am dreaming it takes me away from the pandemic. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
5510 This is a black and white only cartoon. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
5511 No, it doesn't make you look fat, just stupid. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
5512 It must be now that the pterodactyls can’t fly and I can 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
5513 I dunno.. It think you look great. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
5514 No, I'm surer than ever that it was Beanie who used to wear those. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
5515 I didn’t know you just pledged a fraternity. It was Tyrannical Rexus Boys, right? 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
5516 Have to say Chopper you're not at all what I expected. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
5517 Does it detect incoming meteors? 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
5518 I know, you love a good Sale. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
5519 Wait, I didn't think we could regrow our heads. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
5520 And this is why we don't get any respect from the mammals!" 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
5521 They told me I would look less frightening to our prey. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
5522 The problem with this twirly beanie is it takes the focus off my otherwise delightful personality. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
5523 The listing said it would make me fly! 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
5524 I don’t think that’s been invented yet 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
5525 Did you eat the little kid? 1.1569 0.07070 51 46 2 3
5526 Ya think this will get you lift off from the planet in time? 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
5527 I still only see gray and white. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
5528 Oh, God. We're going to go extinct, aren't we? 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
5529 If I knew we going to use protective equipment, I would have brought the kids. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
5530 I can't believe that's one of the first things they invented. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
5531 I said your brain needs to Evolve, not Revolve 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
5532 Let me guess. You’re the first individual with just a reptilian brain to get a job with Google. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
5533 Um ... did you say that thing spins when asteroids are coming? 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
5534 No, really, I think it makes you look so much younger! 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
5535 You've made my day. I needed a good laugh. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
5536 I came up with this way to help us tell the boys from the girls. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
5537 You still look a hundred and fifty. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
5538 The Wright Brothers totally took our idea, we CLEARLY exist before them! 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
5539 I won it in a write a caption contest. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
5540 I forgot what I was going to say... 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
5541 I don't need your money. I work at hot dog on a stick now. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
5542 Just looking at you makes my head spin. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
5543 What'd you mean -- it's the new MAGA hat? 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
5544 Do you think that will fly you out of here? 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
5545 That’s good, but they will probably go for the dog. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
5546 I don't know, it might actually make your head look bigger. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
5547 Jeez, Bob, I told you not to pledge Phi Kappa Goner! 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
5548 It looks good, but you'll never get off the ground. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
5549 No. The propeller doesn't make you look gay. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
5550 I see it, but I still don't believe in revolution. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
5551 Like it? It’s a woman wowzer! 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
5552 You’re certainly showing this extinction thing a stiff upper lip. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
5553 Nice hat,Chuck,but it doesn’t quite distract from the reality that you ate my adult son. 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
5554 Beavas & Beaniehead 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
5555 ...so it's charging as we speak you say?... 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
5556 I think it takes more than that to evolve into a bird. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
5557 It may be an Ivy League tradition, but I still think it looks dorky. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
5558 You are quite the Fashionista. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
5559 I thought this might save me from the lava when the volcano finally blows. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
5560 No, no, no! I said wings, not a beanie propeller. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
5561 Just wanted to try out a new look before the world ends. 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
5562 Yeah, but it looks more like an un-natural selection. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
5563 Fred,you had better stop evolving or you 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
5564 No one will take you seriously wearing that propeller beanie. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
5565 Nope. I don't think that's gonna save us either. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
5566 You try taking off with these hands. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
5567 Iʻm an Autumn. Iʻm waiting for the fall colors to come out in the T-Rex Repel Helmets. 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
5568 My arms are too short to spin it, I just have to wait for a breeze. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
5569 That hats stupid." "You're stupid." "Can I try that hat on? 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
5570 You will be extinct in no time. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
5571 I don't even know what a birthday party is but why wasn't I invited 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
5572 Stay if you must, but I'm not gonna just stand here and go extinct that easily. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
5573 If you won't wear a mask, try this. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
5574 I keep waiting for lift off 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
5575 Everything I do is gohn be funky (from now on) 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
5576 It appeals to my playful side. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
5577 You got it from an alien?...........do you think I might get it? 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
5578 Extinction is forever, plastic isn´t! 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
5579 You’re early. Mating season starts next month. 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
5580 Are you sure it’s worth working at Google? 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
5581 A new Googler finally receiving a Noogler hat. 1.1569 0.07070 51 46 2 3
5582 If it works for you I'll be right behind you 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
5583 You don't need that, you already have a small footprint 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
5584 Will you shut up, man? 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
5585 I'm wearing it until the Inauguration. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
5586 Wow, natural selection sure has a sense of humor. 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
5587 The color’s uplifting but the Archaeopteryx are laughing at you 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
5588 The clown tasted better though. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
5589 I know one size fits all, but will it fit dad ? 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
5590 Rex… don’t embarrass me, you have the attention of asteroids with that on. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
5591 Sure it looks fashionable now, but will you still feel the same when you look at the fossils in 65 million years? 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
5592 Chameleon chaschmeleon, Hank. This is suicide! 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
5593 I need to express my inner child with Drag. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
5594 We're not supposed to devolve" 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
5595 I guess it will have to do until wings evolve. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
5596 Twirl all you want. You’re too old for the circus! 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
5597 What, no bow tie? 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
5598 I'm afraid flying is going require at least another million years of evolution. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
5599 I love human sushi as much as you but I am getting tired of your fixation with Jurassic Park. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
5600 It's getting close... get ready for a back flip! 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
5601 Aren't you afraid it'll make you feel lightheaded? 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
5602 I know we were once birds, but you look ridiculous. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
5603 It also doubles as a mask. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
5604 What's a Cadillac? 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
5605 I think they’ll call us the Wrong Brothers 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
5606 Boolah Boolah 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
5607 What else did you discover in your time machine? 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
5608 Someday, we will look back upon this time and wonder why we didn’t take better care of each other. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
5609 Yeah, I’m now an official member of the fraternity of Cold-Blooded Vegetarians! 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
5610 I don’t think that mascot audition was for a geek-o. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
5611 Fight or flight? 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
5612 If you can reach your own head, how'd ya put it on? 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
5613 I'm just trying to fit in 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
5614 Ok, I get it - you're right, there is simply no stopping progress, Phil. 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
5615 Yeah, sharp cap, but not in the same way that your teeth are sharp. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
5616 I’m not sure about the CDC’s new recommendation... 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
5617 I know. I tried something, it didn't work... 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
5618 In the face of the global pandemic I finally found the courage to express who I really am. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
5619 It’s called “color” and it’s very a la mode 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
5620 I have to integrate my lockdown shopping splurge into my everyday style now 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
5621 they ran out of “I voted” stickers 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
5622 No Steve, I don’t want one as well. I wouldn’t even want to be buried with it. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
5623 I can’t put my finger on it but there’s something different about you 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
5624 Hat’s off to you and your rainbow connection pride! 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
5625 You fly? ..... No. Crocodile. . It's terribly bad isn't it? 😆 La vida es cosa seria!❤️ 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
5626 yes, it's distracting from your teeth; no, I don't think it's helping 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
5627 Do I have Igaunodon in my teeth again? 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
5628 Oh you got the new @gretathunberg swag? Isn’t she inspiring? 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
5629 yes? Yes. YES! Your posture IS improved! .. & we'll call it: The Trippy Twirly Chirobeenie! 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
5630 That look is so 125 million years ago. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
5631 What do you mean it makes me look like a hype beast? 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
5632 Sometimes i feel like i was born in the wrong decade you know. Yea Tell me about it! 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
5633 Well, now I’ve got to make it work. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
5634 ...and as soon as it hits, BAM! I fly away. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
5635 Mom! There's an Astroid in My Closet! 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
5636 I really hope this ridiculous fashion trend goes extinct soon. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
5637 Yeah no. That hat is terrible 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
5638 That's very fashion-forward, about 265 million years 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
5639 Bob, please don’t embarrass me as my plus one with that hat. We’re time traveling way too far to be the laughing stock of the virtual office holiday party” 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
5640 Crazy hat day is *next* Wednesday, you knucklehead. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
5641 See how much better I am than you George 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
5642 Those aliens from Planet Suspenders sure were froendly 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
5643 Boss says I’m intimidating to my team. I’m trying to lighten up my image. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
5644 Now, no one notices that I can’t reach the keyboard. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
5645 It sure keeps my mind off the possible mass extinction 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
5646 C'mon Wilbur we are gonna need some wings 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
5647 It's called Net Zero, Freddy 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
5648 I don’t care how it looks, you’ll never catch birds that way! 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
5649 It looks fashionable but it’s gonna die soon. 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
5650 It's Pledge Time Oscar! 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
5651 So now you're saying you invented Google, Propeller -Head? 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
5652 It’s a new theory: What revolves evolves. 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
5653 It is really cool looking, but I question that you can fly with it. 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
5654 Maybe the world’s not ready for that. 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
5655 I know it looks goofy, but as they say, you only live-and-then-get-decimated-in-a-mass-extinction-event once. 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
5656 I said 1,000,000 A.D. not B.C. 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
5657 It gives me real time updates on my place in the food chain. 1.1538 0.06372 52 46 4 2
5658 Son, you’ll need more than that to work in Amazon delivery 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
5659 You exited through the gift shop again, didn't you? 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
5660 Clearly you are a Democrat with your self-righteous nerd beanie. 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
5661 The circle of life? 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
5662 You know no kids actually 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
5663 Now the asteroid knows where to aim. 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
5664 Really Dad you went to the Goofy Goober convention without me after you said I can’t go and then you came here to rub it in my face 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
5665 Does this mean I’m Cecil 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
5666 Did the kid you got that from taste good? 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
5667 No, you still look stupid. 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
5668 I didn’t know masks could do that 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
5669 I didn’t mean to make it all about my hat again 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
5670 It’s called self care. 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
5671 Pterodactyl poop precaution? 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
5672 Where are our masks?? 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
5673 I've wanted to do this for a long time. And besides, the swirly hat can only support me. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
5674 It would be more effective on your tail. 1.1471 0.05647 68 61 4 3
5675 I’ve watched too much Home Edit on Netflix 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
5676 Remember when we wished we were adults? 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
5677 Look junior, you may have out-grown your mother but you still have to listen to her. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5678 I've joined a new religion. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5679 Very clever, Leonardo, but we plan to to evolve feathers and wings to become birds 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5680 Yes, boss—but that decision might not bode well for us. 1.1429 0.06521 49 44 3 2
5681 Mom, helicopter parenting is out-of-date. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5682 I know it looks stupid but I can’t reach. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5683 That's so ugly, it should be used as an asteroid bullseye. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5684 I like your new hat, "Make America Fly Again" 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5685 You're sooooo sexy. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5686 This won't even catch on in a million years 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5687 The ad said it will keep asteroids away. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5688 It keeps me cool like Fonz 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5689 Before you know it they’ll be calling you a PropellerBeanieSaurus 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5690 why are you wearing your cock ring on your head? 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5691 It’ll do until I perfect the solar panels. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5692 Dude propeller hats weren't invented until the Cretaceous Era where the fuck did you find that 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5693 Charlie, your propeller beanie definitely accentuates your mouth. 1.1429 0.06521 49 44 3 2
5694 I don't know. It may take time to catch on. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5695 Cute funny but not survive-the-apocalypse funny. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5696 Hey, Cecil, where is Beany keeping himself these days? 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5697 Nah, it's not prehistoric enough. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5698 C'mon, let's play Evolution... 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5699 No it doesn’t make you less threatening, just go out and kill things and eat them. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5700 Come fly with me.....from here to Eternity. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5701 i´m trying to fly just like you 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5702 This is what will happen to use if we don't go extinct. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5703 I thought it would impress the Rabbi 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5704 I s that thing what you have to wear to join a new species? 1.1429 0.06521 49 44 3 2
5705 Nope, you still look like a mean dude. Don Dechman Austin T 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5706 It's not you. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5707 I hear Mars is nice. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5708 I have met the enemy, and they are NUTS! 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5709 I do not like your party hat. Goodbye. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5710 Did you just arrive in Trump’s clown car with Giuliani? 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5711 I don’t think that is what they mean by “Helicopter parent “ 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5712 I'm telling you, that thing's never going to work, Leonard. Honestly, I don't know why I bother. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5713 Listen bro, if this pandemic gets out of hand I’m outta here! 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5714 Hey, what’s that? Trying to cope with the fear of flying? 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5715 I am going to give the 1st attempt at leaving the ground!" "I will call it flying. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5716 Entelodonts are more likely to fly. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5717 Dude, it'll never go out of style! 1.1429 0.06521 49 44 3 2
5718 I was sent by the other potential mates to tell you there’s always next season. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5719 Well, that certainly puts a different spin on it. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5720 At least it allows you to maintain your dignity. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5721 No I haven’t seen Cecil recently. Why do you ask? 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5722 I found it floating in the ocean. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5723 LGBTQ? No, it’s just a beanie. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5724 It'll take a few species, including ours, for that to work 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5725 Where did you get that silly hat? From the last person I ate. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5726 I promise if my arms were longer I would help you take that off Jon T Jamestown, NC 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5727 I don't think it will produce enough solar energy to enable you to fly, Saurus dearest 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5728 I’m sorry but you need to hear this: wearing hats is not a personality. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5729 It was either this or a pink knit cap - to show our fellow reptilians that we, too, matter. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5730 You got Covid and all I got was this hat. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5731 They called you a Noogler and sent you to work!?! Last time we try to help them! 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5732 Do you think this is a good hat to wear for my first date with Brenda, tonight? 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5733 Does this cap make me look fat? 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5734 You say when the beannie spins a mountain will explode? 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5735 No, you don't look fat in that hat. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5736 BEWARE OF CROCODILE'S HUNTER 1.1429 0.06521 49 44 3 2
5737 Yeah, looks great, George, but that's not what they mean by wind power. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5738 Did you eat him to get that? 1.1429 0.06521 49 44 3 2
5739 Nope, you don't have the bird thing down yet." 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5740 A meteor detector? Why would we need that? Take it back! 1.1429 0.06521 49 44 3 2
5741 Oh! you've been sneaking into my closet again ! 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5742 You’re a navigator? A fumigator? 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5743 Bill, so this is how it ends for us, because of the beanie effect. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5744 Beevis and Beanohead 1.1429 0.06521 49 44 3 2
5745 This is what Trump thinks of us Jill, and he wants to send me to Mars. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5746 I know it's the end of the world and all, but dude...that is a terrible hat. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5747 You never give me a turn, geez a comet could knock us dead tomorrow, 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5748 Who farted?" 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5749 Are you serious? Did they transfer you in the "Drone" Dept? Theoni Moschetti, Boulder, CO 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5750 I'm gonna levitate before the skies get too crowded... 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5751 Look, no one said the rebranding process would be easy. 1.1429 0.06521 49 44 3 2
5752 It keeps the aerosols away from me! 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5753 He was such a cute kid. And delicious. 1.1429 0.06521 49 44 3 2
5754 I thought we needed more fun in our relationship to regain the spark. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5755 Wait, what? Who's Larry and what in Hell is a "Noogler"? 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5756 I'm hoping it will take some of the fear out of total devastation. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5757 So you’re a toddler, but still teething? 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5758 i'd french with you but i'm leary of those teath 1.1429 0.06521 49 44 3 2
5759 Chuck, I really don't think that's gonna help us evolve or even hit it off with the babes. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5760 Cool it with the evolution. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5761 Very colorful. But don't count on it to get you on the company's bowling team. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5762 Really?! It only spins when a mass extinction is coming? 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5763 Hashtag, you’re an idiot! 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5764 Have you been traveling to the future? 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5765 I've decided to run for President. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5766 They say we can't clap, but that doesn't mean we can't fly. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5767 I don’t think it’s quite time for beany. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5768 Am I looking well dressed? 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5769 Everybody knows a huge hurricane is going to cause the end of the world. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5770 F.A.O. Schwartz before they went extinct. 1.1429 0.06521 49 44 3 2
5771 I envy how comfortable with baldness you are. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5772 The first step towards aviation. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5773 So, John when the wind stops it won't be as noticeable; ignore the noise for now. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5774 Did he weally win Mike? 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5775 ...and THAT'S how you expect to attract a mate? 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5776 Don’t you think it makes me look more approachable? 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5777 The FaceBook ad said it's the answer to socially distanced travel. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5778 Yes, I was surprised too. I guess proportionally our brains are smaller than theirs. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5779 Scotty beamed me back to tell us to not evolved. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5780 What? It wasn’t edible. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5781 Aren't you too old to be wearing that? 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5782 When it comes to siblings inventing flight, we're definitely not the right brothers. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5783 Yes, I like the whirling beanie, but how did the kid taste? 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5784 I'm out of here once that meteor hits. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5785 Dave - you knew it'd be a bit of a stretch to pull that thing off right? 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5786 Gonna quit, huh? Nothing scarier than little kids! 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5787 Even though I am taking college courses from home, wearing my frosh beanie makes me feel like I belong. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5788 It's the sacred headdress of the previous administration. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5789 So, you're saying that we'll go extinct without this beanie mutation? 1.1429 0.06521 49 44 3 2
5790 I'm trying to become a bird. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5791 Shopping at Paul Smith? 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5792 I think this is overkill. That volcano has been sputtering for ages. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5793 I duck...you spin! 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5794 Where's your Magda hat? 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5795 So if it were for science & the FWD evolution of ‘man-kind,’ then it’s an UHHHHH... UHhhh... Uh... DEFINITE...uh... MAYBE!!! 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5796 Climate Change Denial Protest 2020 B.C. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5797 It's a new low cost oneway airline company. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5798 You sure are a-helicopter-head of your times" 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5799 Ma, I ate everything else! 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5800 Wow, dad, you’re in the Space Force! 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5801 Why are you like this? 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5802 Your teeth are much bigger than mine. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5803 They call it hazing. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5804 This freshman beanie is embarrassing - but I'm legacy at the fraternity and they make pledges wear it. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5805 Elon Musk said it was the only thing that would save us! 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5806 It is very fair for hair loss prevention,but as a flying device it is a distinguished failure. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5807 That still is not going to get you the Chucky Cheese party invite 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5808 ....that odd visitor in the heavy suit wasn't especially tasty. but his tech is definitely a keeper.... 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5809 No, that won't protect you from a meteor. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5810 That hat makes you look virile 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5811 I think this is too little too late when it comes to evolution... 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5812 False Advertisements 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5813 No, Harry, you are still not in Gryffinfor 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5814 Does my bum look big in this? 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5815 Alligator left: “The propeller really makes you look scary!” Caption: “Alligators fashion fails” 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5816 'Uplifting thought's.. Really?' 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5817 Your mother and I are getting a divorce. A DINO-vorce. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5818 Hey! You can't buy everything as Stitch Fix says. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5819 Everything is gonna be alright now. You don't have to leave the country anymore. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5820 But where is HOPE in all this? 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5821 That Starbelly Sneetch guy has these cool hats now. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5822 Crickey, it’s a bit foggy in the brain forecast today 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5823 Hey,it keeps me balanced. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5824 It’s not the hat, it’s me... 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5825 I didn’t think I’d be classified as an essential worker either Dave, but here we are. 1.1429 0.07143 49 45 1 3
5826 Felt cute, might extinct later 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5827 We’re all nervous, but I don’t think that’s going to help you outrun the asteroid. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5828 The amygdala’s take on sustainable wind energy 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5829 Now don't fly around the Airport 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5830 i thought you agreed to kondo the apartment while i was at my sisters 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5831 'Shit...I have been catfished' 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5832 If you want to secure the Stegosaurus vote, you'll need a catchy slogan on that hat. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5833 From 2020 to Mesozoic, I am literally a time traveled toy-breed who turned into a dino on the way escaping the pandemic madness with a helicopter cap! 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5834 So, I ran into this nerdy guy.. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5835 We need to budget better. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5836 You can take that off, the humans found a cure again 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5837 I’m telling you bud, dumb or not, there’s an ice age coming and this is my ticket out!” 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5838 Now if I could just reach the propeller then I think you’d understand 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5839 Why didn't I get the Beanie-Gene? 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5840 I’m ready to go out in style, Tim. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5841 I know hospitals are overrun, but it’s the holidays! 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5842 Wow, the dentist really stepped up his treasure chest game. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5843 I was going to use it to fly away when the next meteor came, but I figured now was appropriate. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5844 I'm just saying, I dont think Teri will be amused....you know how sensitive the Dactyls are 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5845 Um, and you think THAT will save you from our impending doom? 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
5846 Oh Ally, stop spinning around and grow up! 1.1400 0.06395 50 45 3 2
5847 Hey Frank, how was your flight? 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
5848 You really need a new barber. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
5849 No, I don’t think you will soar with the pterodactyls! 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
5850 Bro peep the drip. fresh right? 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
5851 What are we, exactly? And why do you mock is? 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
5852 It's not going to turn into wings 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
5853 Why those fools from The Last Day Of Pompeii were waiting for volcano to explode? 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
5854 The amusement park as called what? 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
5855 The beanie looks sharp, but isn’t the propeller a bit over the top? 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
5856 Respect, son. No more playing with dinner 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
5857 What? I thought I’d take it for a spin. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
5858 Check out my new mask...Surge? What surge?? 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
5859 Trump legal team sues hat maker to overturn results of aborted test flight - HILARIOUS INTELLIGENCE ANDY BOROWITZ 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
5860 Muy macho, Rex . . . MUY macho! 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
5861 I'll trade you for your hula hoop. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
5862 That will be the prettiest fossil ever. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
5863 George, you're too old to be a Beanie Baby. Just give it up already. 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
5864 Alligator Schmalagator. 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
5865 Really? I thought it looked cute on the kid. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
5866 Who went extinct and crowned you king? 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
5867 So then I said "I grab them by the tail" and they let me. 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
5868 ...souvenir when I was a Republican senator. 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
5869 Do you think this will give me lift when the meteor hits? 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
5870 MAGA! 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
5871 How in the world did you put that up there? 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
5872 Oh, the trophy? The kid had this on his head when I ate him. 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
5873 I'm sorry, the LGBQT thing is never going to fly in this day and age. 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
5874 what's that? Whimsy on the way to extinction? 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
5875 Nothing is worse than chewing gum, 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
5876 Sorry buddy, she wasn't real. The dinosaurs at Jurassic Park are robots. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
5877 This is what happens when try too hard to fit in.” 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
5878 I devoured him, but kept his hat. I love it 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
5879 No, Teethie, you'll never fly away with that! 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
5880 George,that want out of style in the Jurassic. 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
5881 Pandemic, election, killer hornets and now we are back. What else will 2020 bring? No, Earl. The hat will not help. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
5882 It's not their skin you vengeful dork! 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
5883 Are you sure that can make you fly, did you buy this off of a weird website? 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
5884 I guess we have two completely different interpretations of spinosaurus, huh? 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
5885 I’m trying to introduce new colors with my wardrobe 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
5886 But he gets to wear alligator boots? I’m keeping it rob I think it looks snazzy! 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
5887 How many arms make 6ft? 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
5888 I still think the humans will run away 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
5889 Yeah, it’s spinning, but I don’t understand how that “proves” you won Michigan. 1.1277 0.06535 47 43 2 2
5890 Did that pterodactyl sell you on that thing? 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
5891 We get it, you work in Silicon Valley” 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
5892 Seem’s a bit outdated. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
5893 I heard it would bring back my hair but I think they said "air." 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
5894 You can’t keep living in the Triassic. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
5895 So now you're taking souvenirs from your victims? 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
5896 Is that the new style? Fashion is constantly evolving... 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
5897 It's great to be able to fly but I was hoping we'd just get wings. 1.1163 0.06827 43 40 1 2
5898 . . . and when I start running downhill, I just flap my arms and I can fly! 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
5899 So silly. I wish I could take a picture. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
5900 What are you, rotosaurus? 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
5901 Pterold Trump told me it was the greatest invention in Jurassic history and would make us fly 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
5902 Sorry, you're going out another way. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
5903 Light. Life. Fire. And now the propeller beanie? 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
5904 If we were meant to fly God would have given you a larger beanie cap. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
5905 And you say that THIS will stave off the coming extinction? 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
5906 Yeah. I got it ata”Make Dinosaurs Great Again” rally. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
5907 It's not just the dead pterodactyls, Doug. The Magaladon says they cause cancer. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
5908 You're showing your rebel streak again. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
5909 Gee... I don't know if I would use the word "scary"... It's nice.... 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
5910 It could save us from extinction.... 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
5911 You're clearly not taking this alpha predator thing seriously. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
5912 'Hold on a second, I think that I may have found evidence that humans were around at the same time as us!' 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
5913 The Da Vinci family's first attempt at a flying machine was ridiculed by the old guard. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
5914 Does this make me look regal? 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
5915 So what you're saying is that Aerospace Engineering will save us in the End? 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
5916 The pterodactyls have never been safer. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
5917 Great. Now we've got a useless flying mechanism in addition to these tiny arms. Damn evolution! 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
5918 The word on the street is we're about to be extinct anyway, so why not? 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
5919 “Is that for space travel or time travel?” 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
5920 Very impressive Rex, but will it allow us to dominate the pterodactyl airspace? 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
5921 Just when I thought our chances of evolving an opposing thumb we’re looking good.... 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
5922 I’m starting to feel weightless. See, my arms are floating up!! 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
5923 You’re kidding right ;nope it was my Black Friday purchase 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
5924 Found it at the Dollar Store, but this was the last one. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
5925 Oh you big silly, no way does it make you look fat. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
5926 Ralph, when are you going to accept our imminent extinction seriously? 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
5927 Man, you really look weird in that hat! 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
5928 Short arms sure, but the sheer size of my skull suggests a brain to mass ratio in direct contradiction with what this hat so crudely suggests, Chad. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
5929 Sorry dear, the Flea Market had only one. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
5930 Dude, seriously? Turn the page. 2020 is almost behind us. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
5931 The shop said the reason its not working is because I don't have a pilot's license yet. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
5932 The MAGA hat was too cataclysmic! 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
5933 They say it can detect meteorites 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
5934 I love you too but we have to wait like 100 million years to declare our love? 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
5935 You know dinosaur comes from the Greek for 'terrible lizard', right Tom? I don't think the cap says 'Terrible'. Jaunty, maybe, but not terrible. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
5936 Trump got ready finally, we need to take off now! 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
5937 *runs into childhood best friends* "oh.. its nice to see you guys stuck together all these years and that you haven't changed a bit" 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
5938 I think your sense of fashion is extinct. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
5939 have you consider therapy? 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
5940 No, I don’t think it makes you look too much like a pterodactyl. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
5941 I didn't know the Chucky Cheese got new prizes! 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
5942 She said, "Bring back Rexy Rexes"? What does that even mean? 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
5943 Cecil! So you finally ate Beany?" 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
5944 Everybody ‘s wearing one! 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
5945 I see stars in your lineage, Alon. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
5946 Look, we need to talk. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
5947 I think these hats are extinct. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
5948 No, there is no way that works better than a mask. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
5949 You know those are like totally extinct, right? 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
5950 I think you are on to something big. Your tail points up when it spins. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
5951 How much altitude do you think you can get on that? Enough to not wear a mask? 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
5952 I guess so. Why not. You never know what tomorrow will bring. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
5953 I’m not playing Cecil to your Beanie! 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
5954 How did you get that on your head with those short arms? 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
5955 I thought you ordered a mask on Amazon 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
5956 Sorry, Fred. Sharing is an idea the dinosaurs had. Look where it got them. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
5957 Duh, it’s called ventilation! 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
5958 It’s Gucci and the lady at the shop told me that Timothee Chalamet bought the same one yesterday” 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
5959 It's all fun and games until a meteor strikes the earth. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
5960 Teja mai houn, cap idhar hai 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
5961 What an outfit! 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
5962 Living the dream, Karen. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
5963 How was Florida man? 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
5964 You might be able to avoid the first impact, but not the second wave. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
5965 It’s the only way they can tell alligators and crocodiles apart. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
5966 Did you forget that Halloween already happened? 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
5967 The meteorite can be fake news. If not, I'm ready to take off" 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
5968 The thought of impending doom makes my head spin” 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
5969 Tara Dactyl is gonna love that on you! 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
5970 At least it makes me feel more festive, even if it IS the end of the world. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
5971 Everyone who was at the event tested negative! 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
5972 Jurassic world? More like jura-sick hat 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
5973 You just want all the attention from the ladies 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
5974 I think I’m soon going to be in two exclusive communities. The first flying dinosaur, and the first LGBT+ dinosaur 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
5975 Are you happy? 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
5976 So... you’ve been with *him* again. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
5977 My brain's way too small to formulate any kind of coherent remark. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
5978 Evolving stile is still evolving Brian. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
5979 Congratulations.......You have won the annual award for your presentation: Beyond the Reptilian Brain ! 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
5980 I think I need to lie down, my head is spinning! 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
5981 The astrologer told me that we're going extinct soon. I bought this to get me out of here! 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
5982 How Beenie & Cecelia met 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
5983 It doesn't make me look fat does it? 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
5984 It seemed like a good idea at the time, huh? 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
5985 The fake news is predicting another asteroid hit..... let's party to the end on the outside chance their right. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
5986 Yes, we need to evolve, but I think in another direction 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
5987 When I look in the mirror I see Pterodactyl! 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
5988 You’re whirring-ing me. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
5989 Any chance you've seen a little boy with a lollipop around here? 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
5990 Can you take this stupid hat off my head? My arms are too short. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
5991 Wow, is that a hat from the future?" Anna Saltzstein, Queens, NY (8 yrs. old) 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
5992 Everyone will be able to find you now, for the five minutes you leave the house. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
5993 Cecil, what have you done? 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
5994 It’s gonna drive paleontologist nuts. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
5995 If your arms are too short to take it off, how did you get it on? 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
5996 And if you take it off, you get.. Boing! 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
5997 When's liftoff? 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
5998 What's with the funny hat, clownasaurus? 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
5999 Jeff Bezos is financing my trip into the future. If it works, Bezos wins -If it fails, you're stuck with me, I guess. - Whadda ya think?" "Well, I think you might try Elon Musk for collaboration. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6000 It looks great. But can you get enough lift out of it for take-off? 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6001 How come you always get to be Cecil, and I have to be Beany? 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6002 I find it hard to believe that anything that weighs tons can fly. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6003 Like your look other than the beanie! 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6004 I know, I know, I voted for him in 2016 too. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6005 Dude, it's you! 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6006 So you think you’re smart. Are you smarter than an asteroid? 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6007 tryna shed a few pounds here 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6008 Hey! Patriotism is the last resort of a loser. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6009 That look will never go extinct. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6010 Make Pangea Great Again!" 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6011 Don't tell me that you are one of those propeller heads that keeps crying "the asteroid is coming, the asteroid is coming!" 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6012 It's a distraction because I lost my mask. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6013 No way you’re prehistoric. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6014 I see you've traded your MAGA hat for one that better captures the mentality of the outgoing president. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6015 Money back if you're not exhausted from fertilizing eggs. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6016 You are beautiful. You are handsome. Is that a Benzel bonnet? I am ready for another French kiss. Are you? 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6017 No, I got it ON Amazon, not in the Amazon. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6018 Now that you mention it, it does add a little color to the doomsday... 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6019 I'm just worried you're down another rabbit hole with all that climate change talk. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6020 Hello copter hat!” 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6021 Still stressed about the tRump volcano going off over there, honey … your hat’s simply not enough. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6022 I can't get liftoff, should I add more colors? 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6023 I know you can't reach it. But I swore not to help the pledges. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6024 Great. Now if we can only harness that wind energy, maybe people will leave our rotting fossils to rest in peace. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6025 You’re a nerd.” “I’m no nerd. You’re the nerd.” “No, you’re the nerd.” “You’re the nerd... 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6026 When the meal is free for kids. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6027 Yes, I agree meteorites are a problem, I'm just not sure that's the answer. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6028 When that rock up in the sky hits us next week, you'll be begging for my hat! 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6029 How many kWh will it produce? 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6030 Let me guess. Your dad is a pterodactyl? 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6031 Please, it's all I got due to covid19 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6032 And in the sequel,a big rock from outer space wipes us out! 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6033 Mama Bean said to hurry! Those humans will find out we've been here this whole time! 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6034 You’re right, I should have put a little more thought into your Birthday Present ... 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6035 Some day, these hats will be the epitome of style 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6036 Does it help keep your mind off the impending doom? 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6037 No, I've never questioned why we are headed for extinction. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6038 How was the Jimmy Buffett concert. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6039 Got any jellybeans? 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6040 Don’t get me wrong, I like the propeller, but it looked more manly on that cave dweller fella. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6041 Sorry,buddy. That hat’s not going to make you fly...in any sense of the word. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6042 I went to Jurassic Park and all I got was this hat... Oh the kid? I ate him! 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6043 This is a costume party? I thought it was a Jurrasic themed party! 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6044 Well, no it doesn't make you look scary. But it does seem to fit youTwinkiedoo. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6045 When I said I'd prefer invisibility to flying I didn't think they were talking about kinds of hats. 1.1136 0.06676 44 41 1 2
6046 I ordered a MAGA hat but they said it was too late. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6047 Yeah I don’t think that’s what makes those mammals so smart 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6048 Not to worry. We've been around 150 million years. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6049 Well... I'm not sure it's a good look for you. I don't care what your social influencer says. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6050 Not another earthling time capsule? 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6051 First one to burn was a rotten egg 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6052 ...oh. The time machine? It's hidden under Mar-A-Lago. And you're not such a hard-luck story... I used to be the Attorney General, and all I got was this hat! 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6053 This sandbox is certainly big enough for the two of us Curly, but you have to do something about that ridiculous hat and your dry mouth! 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6054 The explorers of the future will find me and call me "Heliodactyl Medius" 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6055 That's good but you should see what Gisane found ! 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6056 I don’t think it will get you high enough to avoid the pandemic. I mean, asteroid. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6057 It is not the hat that is ridiculous. It is the idea it will save you from extinction that really makes you look silly. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6058 I asked you to put together a survival kit and this is what you got? 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6059 Oh so cool man.. You are gonna party like it's 1999BC 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6060 Nonsense! There’s been no significant volcanic activity nearby for EONS! 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6061 It might take you up in the air. Then, I'll be your fan. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6062 Umm there's a pterodactyl on your head. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6063 But Preacher Rex said it will save me from the upcoming apocalypse... 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6064 That’s terrible, lizard 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6065 You said it was my turn. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6066 Oh, I see you lost your election bet. Hope you did not drink the Kool Aid 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6067 How many times to I have to tell you, that hat is NOT appropriate for hunting? 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6068 Bro, those hats went extinct in the Jurassic period. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6069 All the Florida Gators fraternity pledges have to wear them. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6070 It was cheap at the going-out-of-business sale at Toys R US. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6071 Now you’ve taken it too far. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6072 LOL.Fraternities will never be extinct, anymore than we will.. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6073 Maybe if it said “Make the swamp great again.” 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6074 Nice hat, buddy. Virgil Abloh? 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6075 I didn't know that Disneyland was open during the pandemic. Sandra Stedinger jgauthier4@san.rr.com 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6076 It's for National Aviator's Day. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6077 I thought I told you not to hang out with those Homo sapiens again! 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6078 What did you do to get that? 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6079 Ed says I could be a windmill social influencer. Big bucks, he said. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6080 it helps to concentrate, gives the right directions, clears the spots and wrinkles, maintains a proper balance physically and mentally and promotes digestion. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6081 If you don't adapt, she'll never pick you. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6082 We have to get off this rock. You can buy one of these bad boys from the hattastaurus. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6083 Relax, Henry, it's just a dragonfly. It'll lift off without you. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6084 Just think...in 400 million years, the species "helicoptosaurus" might be discovered." 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6085 That can't be how nestlings are made... 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6086 Two sides of the world, one black, and white but the other full of color. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6087 Hey! There was a little boy, who went by in a jeep earlier, that was wearing a hat just like that! What a funny coincidence. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6088 We are supposed to related to birds, but I don’t think that is how they fly. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6089 Adorable, but it's not going to help us escape that meteor that's aimed right at us. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6090 He makes all new staffers wear one. Have you bitten a Democrat yet? That’s next. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6091 It's the latest thing, everyone is getting one. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6092 Wow, that is like so Triassic. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6093 When the big rocks fall, Rex, I'm spinning outta here 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6094 currently considering becoming a bother and a nuisance. maybe even a menace or rascal idk i haven’t made up my mind yet 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6095 I’ve heard that hat’s popularity has seen a meteoric fall lately” “Eh, it’s all better left as background noise... what a crock! 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6096 I don't know Harold, these prototypes make it kind of hard to take you guys over at the space program seriously. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6097 Remember when you said I didn't know how to have fun? You recall that biting bit of commentary of yours?" "I never meant-" " Yes you did. SO, I found this little number laying around. Am I fun enough for you NOW? HUH? Can I live my life now, DAVE?? 1.1136 0.06676 44 41 1 2
6098 With our feathers and this, maybe we dragons can fly. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6099 What in the helicopter is that on your head? 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6100 Now that mankind has been wiped out, you’re gonna have to make your own beanies. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6101 But does it have staying power? 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6102 The pterodactyls were looking so smug, so I thought... 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6103 Tip it,Frosh! 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6104 That’ look is sooo five million years ago 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6105 Your face lift certainly makes you look many years younger! 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6106 I can’t reach it, can you get it off?! 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6107 Off to play with the Pterodactyls? 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6108 Yeah, Brown freshmen still wear beanies. The propeller is to set me apart. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6109 We didn't have to wear those things at Yale. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6110 Wright, Brother. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6111 You got ripped off, that's not a Shriner's hat! 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6112 I'm telling you, evolution occurs over generations, not over a single lifetime. This is NOT going to give you wings!!! 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6113 Are we having fun yet? 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6114 Harold, that hat makes you look prehistoric. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6115 Okay, I give up, how did you put the beanie on your head? 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6116 I must say, I love it when you call me "Flyboy". 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6117 You too, Pierre? 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6118 Hey Cecil. What ever happened to the Beanie kid you used to hang out with? 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6119 I hope now everyone will stop calling me plain-Larry" - Hat-Larry 201 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6120 Croc #2: off to a new planet till the pandemic is over with... Croc #1: #whenGatorsFly eh? 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6121 I tell ya Al, the litter people leave in that swamp is just intolerable 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6122 My son called me old yesterday so I decided to wear this hat to make me feel young again. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6123 What? The psychologist said I should propel my mind” 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6124 Google's diversity goals are starting to get a bit out of hand - I can't even type! 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6125 Do you think people will notice? 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6126 What is it, boss? You *said* my uniform needed another piece of flair. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6127 Chapter 1: We are the Bone Gods. You have found us in your bogs and forests and deserts, our beams and trusses compressed into sedimentary shadows of calcified imagination. You fuse us into ferocity, charge admission to see us fight in obscene Ossein death dances, locked tooth-in-horn for the pleasure of a child focused on the overpriced crescendo of the museum tour, the gift shop. We are woven into Dragon’s Tooth and Grendel’s Tale, splintered truths explained in gruesome stories of monsters still roaming the forests and mountains, the prose and poems of your dreams. We are creation and Cretaceous, jubilant and Jurassic. It is almost dark, the split sky scream wails and no one knows that we danced , oh lord how we danced, how Samuel put on his beanie and lifted four fingers to the sky and said here we are here we are we are ready we are and no one could hear him because brain small can’t hear can’t talk Samuel you look nice in that hat where did you get that damn hat take it off you’ll kill us all Sam Sam it’s closing time I’m sorry ma’am it’s time to danc 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6128 . Did you steal that from The Beaver? 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6129 This #LGBT cap is really twisting my last nerve...! 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6130 Thanks cousin Morgan. This does make the pandemic all better. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6131 I doubt that's going to help against the meteors. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6132 I don’t think that’s what people mean when they say see you later alligator. 1.1136 0.06676 44 41 1 2
6133 Don't you think you're taking the 'Rise Up' fad a bit too high? 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6134 What? I wanted to go down in history with fashion. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6135 No one got me like I got me, Cecil. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6136 It’ll get their attention but it’s still no match for any ‘Florida Man’ headline. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6137 What? Don’t look at me like that. We both know that intern at Google was the absolute worst. Go ahead, Rex, I know you wanna spin it. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6138 This isn’t what I expected when they said no returns. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6139 I tried that head thing. Just ended up flying allover the place. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6140 ...ye bro, they told me to never wear the red ones with white letters on it...cuz this will be the beginning of our end...then they hopped on this disc and vanished... 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6141 'Inauguration cap?' - 'Got it at Mar-a-Lago'. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6142 give my hat back 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6143 Stop trying Marv, I told you I’m only interested in pterodactyls 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6144 ...Michael told ME he lost his colored pencils. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6145 I’m trying this new thing where I live everyday like it’s the last day of my life. You know, we might all be dead soon! 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6146 It’s to fly away from you and this sad mistake for a year 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6147 Fred, you left Gatorland years ago. Time to loose the hat. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6148 Taking a trip, I see....Where to? 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6149 Don't move larry.....some creativity just landed on your head. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6150 I am going to wear this hat for the President's going away party on January 20, 2021. What do you think dear? 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6151 I swear it’s like you couldn’t care less about how hard me and your father work to have the life we have 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6152 : I'm back from Disneyland, where are we? We went extinct, but don't worry humans will join any minute now! 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6153 I ran out of tinfoil, so... 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6154 Look at it this way--you'll be a legacy. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
6155 For a colorful life something up there ought to rotate ! 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
6156 Hey, man - quarantine rules. 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
6157 Asteroids? Nah. We're gonna die out from embarrassment. 1.0976 0.06812 41 39 0 2
6158 It's embarrassing, but life goes on. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6159 If only Biden could wear a thinking cap. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
6160 Anyway, did you hear Ed mutated too. Now his tail's spiked! 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6161 Well, sure I want to make Pangaea great again, but that's not the point. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6162 Did you say Dino Drone? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6163 At least homeschoolers won't have to learn about this. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
6164 Didn't you here what happened to that guy? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6165 You keep wearing that and you're going to be extinct before the rest of us. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6166 I swear the Universe hates me or something. An asteroid hits the Earth literally the day after I finally save up enough to buy this cool hat. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6167 What?! I like it,keeps me cool. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6168 I floss after every meal. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
6169 Evolution moves one step closer to flying reptiles ! 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6170 That's nothing. When I started my job with a big tech they made me wear a grey tee and a hoodie! 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6171 Child cartoonist destined to become faith-based paleontologist. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6172 But I bought it at Reptile World... 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6173 Nice lid ... Is it tough to get on and off?” 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6174 You know, Steve, I'm really not sure that's an improvement on your bald spot. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6175 You're wearing THAT to the Chicxulub Roundup? They'll laugh you to death! 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
6176 Wow, they have really taken this contact tracing to a whole new level. This too shall pass. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6177 It's to keep Chris Pratt away. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6178 Props for surviving this long Daryl. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6179 If that thing is really radar that detects meteors, you're a fool to believe that an early warning will save you. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6180 I’m sure if they invent the computer, they’ll invent a keyboard you can use.” 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6181 Baby, just let evolution do its thing, okay? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6182 I liked the Mickey Mouse ears better, but either way, those little baby boars are still going to be scared of you. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
6183 Son, I only get to see you one weekend a month, and I really cherish that time together. Also, it was Stacii's lunch break at Shoney's, and maybe we made you wait in the car for a little too long. Please please please don't tell your mom. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6184 The world is coming to an end, and that is what you are wearing. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6185 Nice hat. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6186 I bought it at 'Interstellar Propeller' 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6187 I’ll bite. What is it? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6188 You have trumped me with your teeth, but I have teeth too! 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6189 It helps me think. . 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
6190 If pretending to make an aerial escape from this catastrophe makes you feel better, I’m all for the style choice. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6191 You found the cap. Great. Now take a large rock, fly over the volcano, and drop it in. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6192 Flaps up! 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6193 So, where’s Billy 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6194 I just flew in from the East. Apparently,there 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
6195 Oh, buddy, that's not going to keep the lava away. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6196 Great, now we’re all going to die because you forgot it was hat day. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6197 Gee, ma! All the other kids have got horns. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6198 It’s safer than a mask; and you only need to stay three feet away... 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6199 Can I borrow your hat? 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
6200 Okay, I agree it's a great price for a propeller cap, but... 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6201 Trust me. It's the best new way to elevate. Just need a few feet away from the meteor. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6202 That beanie makes you look like a real dinosaur. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
6203 Bob, I'm telling you, we're in the clear. He's already asking for his money back. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6204 Do you think pterodactyls started this way? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6205 A party favor from Trump's planned victory weekend at Mar-a-Lago -- would have been an absolute ball. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6206 What do you think of marketing it on the Amazon as the Dino-Dynamo? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6207 No, I don't think it will increase your chances of getting a nanny job. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
6208 Spoiler alert! 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6209 Is that thing going to "get you somewhere"? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6210 For months we had to choose red or blue, now this is ridiculous .. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
6211 Dino, something tells me you're undergoing a second childhood. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6212 That beanie has been out of fashion since the last ice age. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
6213 You're not going to be fossilized with me in that thing! 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
6214 I'm crying on the outside. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6215 Yours is in the mail. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6216 I’ve recently converted to Pterodactyl. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
6217 Give it up, dude. You're never going to be a pterodactyl. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6218 Rex, I told you, man, You'll never be a Pterodactyl! 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6219 You like my hat brah-ntosauras? 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
6220 I’m telling you, one day all the dinosaurs will be using these.” “Is it safe?” 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6221 It does, huh? Well, thanks, I'll just take my chances with the asteroid. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6222 Are you a fan of my hat? No. It’s a crock. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6223 This is an extension hat so I can be an exterminator not exterminated. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6224 No, it looks Stupid... If you Just Found some CROCS, would you put THEM on too? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6225 No, I don't think the propeller makes it any better" 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6226 It could take off . . . 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6227 There are still some left at the Jurassic souvenir stand. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6228 Really?...really? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6229 Beta testing first generation wind turbines 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6230 What do you do if the wind isn't blowing?" "Nothing...my arms are too short. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6231 Very cool. All the girls will be after you now. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6232 My beauty secret? Aveeno moisturizer . 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6233 I just ate him, hat and all. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6234 Cecil, did you eat Beany? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6235 It protects me from you know who 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6236 Phil, please, just stop with the 'microwaves', will ya?" 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
6237 'I bought it from the guy on the soap box in town, it's a whirling beanie helicopter hat.' 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6238 Have you never seen FUNNY, my paleo friend? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6239 This is why they'll never call us an evolved species. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
6240 You ordered General Tsao's Chicken? I wanted Mongolian Beef with fried rice. Now go back to Wong's and get it right! 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6241 It's very nice but it makes you look less intimidating. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6242 It's the uniform for job-seeking Biden centrists who wish to appeal to AOC 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6243 I love to do that too, this is serendipitous. I am having so much fun today. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6244 Don't keep trophies from park visitors. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6245 It's supposed to protect me from meteorites. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6246 No matter how hard I try, it just won’t fly 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6247 We may be "thunder" lizards, but our place is down on the ground, not up in the clouds. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6248 Brilliant, yes. But where is your marketing team? Where is your market?? A million years from now another undeserving paleontologist will claim the whole thing as his own idea and make the bundle YOU deserve. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
6249 Louie -- what'd you put in that brownie again? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6250 They claimed it would elevate my thinking. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6251 So, what do you want to do? Stay here like that and become a dinosaur or see the future with one of these, spin it up, and become a dinosoar. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
6252 It's what they gave me when I was admitted into the Mensa Society." Kristie Yunker Ester, A 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6253 I don't think natural selection was in your favor anyways 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
6254 Good luck on your trip to Mars. I hope you will be able to start a colony, as we have done here on earth, that has been so successful. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6255 Nothing noogler about us, Stan. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6256 I said the attire was festive casual. I think you are more flighty casual. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6257 Mother told me everyone would think I was super cool wearing this thing - I'm pretty sure it's just her way to make sure everyone practices social distancing around me. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6258 My staff bought me this new hat. Isn't it great they really love me! 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6259 I just can barely keep afloat nowadays. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6260 Don’t drone me bro! 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6261 I thought I'd get more lift... 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
6262 You're gonna need a bigger beanie. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6263 Next year, when you go, you'll have to wear one during pledge week at Pangea U. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6264 Where did you get that asteroid protection? 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
6265 Those went out of style in the late Triassic. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6266 What are you doing wearing Al’s cap? ( as an aside, I have a picture of my father wearing a cap like that) 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6267 I'd like to be remembered as a happy-go-lucky type of prehistoric creature. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6268 Sorry bud, I'm going to dino-soar out of here to 2021. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6269 I know you're pledging for the frat but you look like a fruit, take off the beenie. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6270 This is my mom reaction when I wet the bed like a child but my age is 30+ 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6271 So how much faster does it make you swim? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6272 What Reptiian Brain Stem ? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6273 Grizzly I wanna kiss you it has been a tough year... 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6274 anti global warming device. Ya gotta get one" begining of the Ice Ag 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
6275 You’ll be all set when they finally invent color tv. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6276 Those "end-of-'times" dinosaurs were really getting me down. I needed to cheer myself up a bit. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6277 Her exact word was “tastemaker.” 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6278 The Bienosaurus and Spinosaurus might not find that funny. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6279 U-2 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6280 You just don't get it. I love Gary. Not because he is a pterodactyl, but in spite of it. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
6281 Really, it’s individual flights out of here! 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6282 What do ya think? I was told it would distract my competition from noticing my itty bitty arms! 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6283 Beam me up with ya please 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6284 Oi, mate, you look a little ashy!" "I can't tell up from down anymore." 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6285 Levity in the midst of the pandemic. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6286 You got taken, Bernie. That won't stop a meteor... 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
6287 I always wanted to be a pterodactyl." Debbie S. Miller, Sitka, Alask 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
6288 What kind of hat is that? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6289 I just think that if we all took this whole situation a little more seriously, we'd have a better shot at surviving the next hundred million years. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6290 Is it fireproof? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6291 It’s ok, you don’t see them that often. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6292 You look cap-tivating! 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6293 you look stupid, but I love you honey 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
6294 Are you trying to tell me you’re LGBTQIA? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6295 The sooner I can get vaccinated the better. We both look so stressed out. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6296 The Zeta Eta Theta fraternity is asking you to resign. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6297 Can you really fly with that? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6298 How about starting with the bad news? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6299 Did you say, “Blow on my hat and I’ll follow you anywhere”? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6300 Dude, I like your head-mask 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6301 Flapping my arms was futile, so I’m trying this gadget for lift off. Our time is running out on this planet. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6302 Well, at least we know your volcano alarm works. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6303 I can’t tell you where the wild things are, but alligators are all around. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6304 There's an ethically line between eating them and whatever is you are doing now. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
6305 So, You wore a mask at the party and they gave you that silly hat? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6306 It’s not a Beanie it’s a propeller so I can fly” 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6307 And that turtle who got his head stuck in a six-pack ring thinks he has it bad. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6308 It's cute, but you're no Archaeopteryx. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6309 And where are your suspenders? 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
6310 I got it at Dinosaur Hill Toy Store. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6311 I thought it was like a Toy Prize Inside a Cracker Jack box, that you get if you eat the whole boy." 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6312 He sed he wuz gonna make me Ex-Stinked 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6313 Isn't tech 145 million years in the future? 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
6314 Okay. I'll go. But you have to pretend you're with the woman in the fake fur and dunce hat." 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6315 Since when have you been such a Tyrannonerdus Rex? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6316 Why did you think that ridiculous hat would save our marriage? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6317 ...so I was just liftin' weights with Tobin and Squi and we had a few beers and they said that I had to do this if I wanted to go to prom with them..." 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
6318 It's just that it makes you look a little frightening is all. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6319 It's not helping... 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6320 I think you need hearing aids, Fred. What I said was, "show me your weenie"! 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6321 If you wanted to time travel, why didn’t you grab a tv? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6322 It makes you look much older. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6323 Er, well...I’ve never been any good at this... 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6324 Left it at home again, did you? You're kinda wierd, ya know? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6325 Didn't I tell you that the eruptions bend time? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6326 Well...this is one of the most mistimed quarantine purchases in history. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6327 Yes Mr. President, you won the election. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
6328 This is nothing. Yesterday the little girl dressed me up as a "girl"! 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6329 dude, you'll be a flight risk dressed like that. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
6330 This is the next logical step in evolution,sweetie. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
6331 Howard, that does not count as bona fides for membership in the Pterodactyl Club. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6332 It's better than that toupee you were wearing. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
6333 No, I don't think that makes you look too Jurassic 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6334 That was cute Freddie, but can you try "see you later human" now? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6335 Mask up, Einstein, you still have to go through Penn Station to get there. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6336 Call me Lenny. Leonard is my propeller head name. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6337 We're having a Maui Maui convention. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6338 When you're 100 million years old, you really need to know how to stay young. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6339 It’s hat season, you’ll look ridiculous without one 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6340 it's the pleistocene era, so let's play 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
6341 I tried to find a fun way to come out to you. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6342 Glad to see you are still in touch with your inner child. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6343 Fun fact: Your propeller is made from your own corpse. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6344 It was a Make America Gay Again rally 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
6345 1) Just remember what happened to Icarus. 2) What a bird-brained idea. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6346 I'm thinking if I point it forward and hold my arms in I could outswim the competition. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6347 I said 'Brontausaurus,' NOT beanie 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6348 Do you think I'll get "liftoff"? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6349 Let's face it Rabbi Ga(y)briel. That little wingy dingy add-on is NOT gonna save you from extinction. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6350 So then why the long face? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6351 Not a good look there, Beany Boy. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
6352 A hunting trophy? 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
6353 Have you been time-traveling again? 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
6354 It’s the new MAGA hat 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
6355 I don’t care what all the cool mammals are wearing - you look ridiculous Kevin” 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6356 No Icarusaurus can even dunk, and you're going for the sun? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6357 Your not going to be able to spin your way out of this dilemma. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
6358 - I'll be the first pterosaur! -You couldn't wait till Triassic. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6359 Do you actually think this is going to divert the Comet? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6360 If my calculations are correct, it is literally impossible for you to fly with THAT 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6361 That ship has sailed, Gary. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
6362 You look like a doofus.” Well, you look like a Democrat! 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6363 what cereal box did that come in ?? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6364 It’s cool, but I’m not sure it will help you break the glass ceiling 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6365 Our child might be an astronaut 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6366 Looking good Carl. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6367 Hey, is that the new 'Make America Great Again, Again, Again' hat? 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
6368 I bought it at the Sikorsky gift shop. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6369 I am beginning to understand why the anthropocene eventually ended. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6370 We’re facing a major extinction and you think wearing a silly cap will make us great again? 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
6371 The pterosaurs hats were sold out!" Terry Shotland, Longmeadow, MA. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6372 Come on! The hat is totally unfair! 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6373 I'm sorry, which way to Jurassic Park? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6374 This new hat makes me snore. So you're a dino-snore? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6375 It should have regenerated by now, right? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6376 I don’t care if it won’t be I. Enter for another 50 million years. I like it. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
6377 I'm not doing another TikTok. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6378 It's not going to protect you from asteroids, and won't get you any dates, either. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6379 Can I play with the beanie droid now? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6380 I'm thinking you'll need a bigger propeller to land the moon. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6381 Cheer up; you don’t look any less foolish than I did last year when grandma got me that ugly orange sweater vest. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6382 Don’t fly too close to the sun. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6383 Hey, Dad, is this what you mean by gaslight or are you ready for lift-off? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6384 We had a good run son. Who would've thought our last day would be today. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6385 IT KEEPS ME COOL WHEN IT'S REALLY HOT 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6386 On the contrary, I think history will clearly show that this hat, like us, will stand the test of time. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
6387 We've been able to run faster since we stood up, but this mutation is just silly so far. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6388 Where did you get that weird looking cap...wait, are you me..but from the future? 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
6389 Honestly, Karl... you should stop taking ambien. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6390 I am going extinct !...my pre-asteroid genes propell me to fly away off this mess 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6391 This is what Sally meant when she said he was a Catfisher. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6392 I'm not sure the children will find you less scary... 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6393 - So could we compare this Social Media Influencer job with some kind of sponsorship? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6394 Aw you look so cute and adorable let me roll my tears for you 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6395 I heard Loch Ness is beautiful this time of year. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6396 The mask wasn't my size. So I made some alterations. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6397 Whatever you want to do, dude, you got the wrong device. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
6398 This, this is why I don’t take you to White Elephant parties Carl! 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6399 Jealous much? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6400 Well if you really think my anti-asteroid beanie is making me look ridiculous, then I suppose there’s no harm in taking it off. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
6401 Oh no Kyle, I get it...helli-corny. Good one. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6402 Is it an early xMas gift from your grandma? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6403 Why do the ladies get ‘Zoom headbands’ and we’re stuck with nothing?!? 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
6404 Destined for extinction. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6405 It’s what’s in right now. I’m wearing it to the extinction event of the summer. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6406 What?! It made you forget about COVID for a minute, right? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6407 Do you know where Beany went? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6408 Ok don’t freak out, but the pterodactyl just landed a great short arms joke” 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
6409 ‘No I swear, it’s a whole different kind of administration, don’t you see the hat?’ 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6410 I'm a pretty boy, I'm stunning (stunning) Super-speed, Sonic, I'm running! 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6411 Is it too much? I was thinking of going for something more subtle... 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6412 Marty, why? Out of all days, you pick today, bring your son to work day, to embarrass me. Marty please that off and behave like the well mannered child, so help me god, that I raised you to be. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
6413 Does this make me look like less of a "manly man"? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6414 Can’t say that Google isn’t working on diversity. Think this Noogler hat is waterproof? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6415 Are you sure she said that it turned her on, man? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6416 The cap is just for fashion, you can only fly in your imagination." -Emma Specto 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6417 Irwin, I said ‘get the cellar packed,’ not a ‘get a propeller hat’! 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6418 Help! I can’t take it off 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6419 How are we going to manufacture enough of these by Christmas? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6420 Bill, you look ridiculous, will you please put on your hat. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
6421 That is a catastrophe waiting to happen. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6422 Rainbows are supposed to keep the end of the world at bay. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6423 Bro... all I have to say is @hotdogonastick employee discount. Now who looks silly. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6424 -I bought that clock with the numbers backwards as a joke, remember the one? -yeah, yeah.. listen, did I tell you my mother cannot afford her insulin? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6425 I'm ready for my skydiving lesson now. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6426 Do you think i can get away with this? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6427 Steve, that’s not what I meant when I said we needed some sort of shield 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6428 I thought Friday was funny hat day... 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6429 but how do you get a coloured staff in a B&W cartoon? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6430 The hat is doing it’s job...but you have always been bald so I don’t know why it’s an issue now. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6431 What about our tyranny? You will make us look soft and artistic and no one will Fear Us No more 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6432 Fred, what's with the capicopter?" "I ordered it on Greta.com last week. It's low emission, you see. Better than travelling by plane. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6433 Hey bob, i guess my imagination can finally take off 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6434 Let me get this straight, this is supposed to help you show up to work on time? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6435 It's too late you are going to fly now" 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6436 Not even horses can handle, ui ui, és” 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6437 Stop blowing i'm going to take off! 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6438 Are you a cop? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6439 You stole that off a child you ate, didn’t you, Jerry? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6440 That’s the worst thing that’s happened to this world and you know it 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
6441 Rawr rawr? Rawr! Rawr rawr rawr” #yourewelcom 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6442 Step 1 in the evolution of reptile flight 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6443 Hey what are you doing with my mom's hat? 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
6444 No matter how much I spin it, it just won't fly me out of 2020. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6445 So now that they have drained the swamp, when is the golf course going in. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
6446 It's not aluminium but they said it works against almost any radiation 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6447 What’s that, Dear?” “Artificial selection? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6448 Nope, this look is not "fly". 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6449 I cant take it off, my arms are too short. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6450 You look pterodactyl in that thing! 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6451 I thought the money was for the souvenir shop... 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6452 Where’s Beanie? 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6453 Boomersaurus 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6454 Seems a little flamboyant. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6455 Turn left at the first road you come to.Then fly about three miles and you’re there. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6456 It's TREX pledge week. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6457 No, this does not make you a pilot. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6458 Now you're ready to make the Mesozoic 'cene. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6459 I THOUGHT THAT WENT OUT OF STYLE IN THE MESOZOIC AGE! 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6460 I'm pretty sure that won't prevent mass extinction 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6461 Isn't the propellor supposed to go on the other end? 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6462 Cant decide whether it looks or feels cool. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6463 So they finally removed the taxes on that. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6464 It's called a propeller beanie. Does it make me look silly? 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6465 That's SO GAY... And I Think you're OKAY ! 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6466 It's hip, but maybe not enough to keep us going for a million years. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6467 It’s not just a happy hat; it’s the whole rainbow coalition ready for takeoff. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
6468 I keep spinning but I still can’t fly! 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6469 The only problem is that it juggles my molars 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6470 It helps me pretend I can fly. Maybe someday." 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6471 I was told this would prevent extinction. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6472 If I could reach it, do you think I'd be wearing this? 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6473 What do you think? It’s all the rage, unlike us... 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6474 I like that it adds a little playfulness to your flesh-eating persona. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6475 No, it doesn’t work as a fashion statement. You can’t pull it off and not just because of your arms. You’ll just have to try to rock it as it is. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6476 Trust me Larry, I know fads. This time next year, nobody will remember those things. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6477 I think it’s ‘Velociraptor’ not ‘Velocity Raptor.’ 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6478 Well, Ty, I don’t think it’ll get you up there with the pterodactyls, but if distracts the prey, Mom might let you keep it. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6479 Take the party hat off—it's not a firework display. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
6480 He said the propeller will fly us to heaven one day. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
6481 Bob, you took a contract to secretly deliver those 6 foot metal monoliths that weigh over two hundred pounds and that's your delivery system ? Really ? 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6482 I bought it on Amazon for $4.99, and the shipping was free. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6483 Ok Greg, you know what to do. Fly up there to the big flaming rock that is getting bigger and bigger and stop it. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
6484 Daddy, when will I be old enough to go to Coney Island with you? 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6485 Dude, I'm a member of the Rainbow coalition . 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
6486 Don’t judge me. I’m trying to fly. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
6487 For some reason everything was on clearance. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6488 Hi, I'm Roxy. This is my first extinction party. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6489 I'd like one in purple. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6490 Uh, Greg you know those only work on pterodactyls. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6491 George why are you wearing that this is a black and white comic! 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6492 I'm going to save the drone costume for next Halloween! 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6493 No, that will not attract women! 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6494 You drones are always so soft, alluring, and colorful! 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6495 Honestly, what did you think would happen when you showed up at the tar pit wearing that? 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6496 What's a Google? 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6497 Woah ! The Salesman said this was going to happen 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6498 The cap the led to our extinction 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6499 It scares the humans away. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6500 What happened to your dunce cap Larry? 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6501 What? Good air circulation protects against Covid. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6502 You were supposed to wear a mask, not a hat 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
6503 They gonna make 6 movies about us Dickie, we start off as villains but our characters develop into heroes. Its great dude. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6504 So now that you’ve time traveled...do tell us!! What’s the future like for all us dinosaurs ? 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6505 I don’t think that’s how you fly, Dan. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6506 Gerald, definitely not your colours bro. You should have chosen yellow or turquoise bro. Yeah, turquoise that’s it!! 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6507 Not a great time to be excited... 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6508 The bad news is that volcano is going to make it hard to show off your new hat to the gang. The good news, paleontologists will think you worked for Google. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6509 cartoonist’s kid again? 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6510 See you later alligator" "after a while crocodile" #quarantin 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6511 Hello, you remind me of the Noogler with that hat. What makes you Googley? 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
6512 Bro, leave your magic pouch to me if you don't want both of us go extinct. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
6513 How ya beanie? 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6514 No, it doesn't bring out your eyes. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6515 Those things went extinct ages ago! 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6516 What's a box top? 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6517 Extinction is no laughing matter, you know. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6518 I guess this beats your last attempt to fly with the three colored balloons. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6519 You don't think this fashion statement will last? 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6520 Happy Second Childhood! 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6521 Paul! MisterTerry Dactel evolved. You are going to need more than that hat to fly. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6522 This is no place for you, you're way ahead of your era. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6523 Listen, you gotta let this ‘clog’ line go. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6524 You're such a geek, Dino. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6525 It's dinosoar, Karen 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6526 Whether we are young at heart —or not—I fear we are headed for extinction. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6527 So. how did your Bering Land Bridge trip go? 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6528 damn, you don't see those so much anymore! 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6529 Good finding! And then we wonder why humans went extinct from that covid virus, am I right?! 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6530 Ever see the movie Pleasantville? 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6531 I'll give you 3 pterodactyls for that. 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
6532 Do you think you’re going to be welcomed through normal orientations? 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6533 The guy at the store said it was “youthful-chic” 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6534 It's the cap to make America sillier, not greater 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6535 Maybe they won't make fun of my arms anymore. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6536 Happy Birthday ! Gene therapy worked 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6537 What will you do after the new Secretary of Education is appointed? 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
6538 You can't even reach the propeller to make it go Bob! 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6539 I wouldn't be caught dead in that thing. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6540 Terry the Dactyl put it on me and my arms are too short to get it off. I'm so embarrassed I could go extinct! 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6541 Helicopter parent? Eh, not exactly.” Douglas Monaghan, Floral Par 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
6542 Aren’t you worried you’ll poke your eye out or initiate a mass extinction? 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6543 Oh Leroy! Sometimes you're so juvenile! 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6544 Just another fad. They'll be extinct soon." 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6545 Sorry. It's colorful, but you are still dull. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6546 Doing mushrooms at your own wedding? That takes the cake. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6547 Why would you need to fly? It's not like we would ever be hit by an asteroid 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6548 It makes me more appealing to the kid’s meal 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6549 I don't blame you...we're the last of the Cretaceous survivors. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6550 Like me, you're a fatass dinosaur and we simply don't fly, so just ditch this Icaras thing. 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
6551 What? It looked good in the cave drawing. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6552 Wanna give it a spin?" "Over my dead body. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6553 It would but I can't get it to spin fast enough. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6554 Gotta wear this freshman beanie till next semester. But I don't think it's going to elevate me. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6555 Either your head is spinning or mine is. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6556 Keeps viruses away as long as it keeps spinning..far more comfortable than a mask! 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6557 Dude. Stop. You’re not a Pterodactyl. You can’t fly. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6558 I have no pride. It was on craigslist, FREE !! 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6559 And this isn’t even the worst thing from the future. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6560 Another brain gone back to childhood with online learning 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6561 Those went out of style in the 60''s. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6562 It serves a purpose. I'm a Republican and I'm feeling the heat." 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6563 Interesting choice, for a mid-life crisis. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6564 Haven’t you heard about climate change? 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
6565 At least no one would have the cojones to call you a geek. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6566 Well, he wasn't going to be needing it anymore! 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
6567 Sorry, it's just a bit too much to meet the parents. 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
6568 I told you to stay away from that wormhole! 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6569 The White House just informed me that the President is leaving Washington before Inauguration Day and there's no room for his pet alligators in the plane. I'm heading back to Florida on my own power. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6570 When ... whe...when ur friends leave u 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
6571 Derp! 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6572 Silly looking? Perhaps. But it happens to be Florida's best python radar detector 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6573 [dinosaur noises] 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
6574 Don’t you look so cool. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6575 It's weird. Was there a gift receipt? 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6576 I'm thinking it might cause paleontologists to question our Prepubescent Period self awareness. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6577 Now dear, don’t get carried away. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6578 The lady at the store told me it was an antique. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6579 You know this could be the thing that tips us towards extinction. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6580 Dino, you have finally flipped your lid ... 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
6581 I told you these drones were getting to close. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6582 Yes, Larry, I'm sure your lovely hat will save you from that massive asteroid impact. No doubt at all. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6583 So what did you expect, a peacock!? 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6584 Hey Harv, Sorry Bud but that does not qualify as a windmill. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6585 Bub..uhh I'm pregnant.... oh and you're the father, by the way 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6586 Tesla said this should be able to get me docking at the space station by 2025 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6587 I'd like to see that dodo bird try to land on my head now. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6588 For goodness sake, Dino , act your age. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6589 I just don't see the evolutionary advantage. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6590 They are really replacing the MAGA hats with that?!? 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6591 You're just fooling yourself. That noise in your head can't block out all the insanity in the world today. We reptiles look more rational than humans so just deal with it! 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
6592 E.V.T.A.L.? 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6593 Fly me to the meteorite! Let me play amount my death 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6594 The pterodactyl challenged me to an air race..... 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6595 Wow - they went out in the 50's 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6596 I'm good, just a little light-headed. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6597 Where's the kid" 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6598 You told me that I could fly with this. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6599 Do you really think this propeller hat makes me look younger? 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
6600 The colors astound, but I'm afraid your propeller is upside down. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6601 You've got to stop living in the Jurassic period 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6602 I'm been eating the competition for Google. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6603 You look ridiculous - where’s your hat? 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6604 I don't think this is what the Game of Thrones producers had in mind when they said wings were a requirement. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6605 I got it from Cecil 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6606 Remember before we had the app, we counted on the wind and gravity. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6607 Woah... fidget spinners have come back from extinction. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6608 It’s a good thing we’re remote learning... otherwise at school the others would really be picking on you. 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
6609 Future generations are going to think the Jurassic Period was so lame 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6610 They'd just run out of MAGA hats Mel Vigman, Summit, NJ 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6611 5B? You don't say. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6612 Levitation has always been a dream of mine. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6613 Just replace my MAGA hat -- how do you like it? 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6614 That’s not what I meant about being Jewish 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6615 To adopt early, or to go extinct, that is the question 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6616 You’re behaving like a 3 million-year-old! 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6617 Beanie Baby, Beanie Baby - how did you get that on your head? 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6618 You should see the matching mask 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6619 Fred Flintstone said he didn't want it anymore 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6620 Sweetie, I respect that you “feel” like you’re a human from now on, but if you cut off your tail I’m leaving you. 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
6621 ...what? The Mesozoic Milliner? 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6622 I guess I thought fashion was dead. 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
6623 Have you tried flapping your arms? 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6624 It's a good start, but is it enough to get past Barney's first-mover advantage. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6625 Aren't beanies a little prehistoric? 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
6626 Stanley, where the heck is your spinner pointing?/ 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6627 Have you heard, the Nelsons are gone extinct! 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6628 Haven't you heard? It's all over TikTok! They're calling it "clowncore!" 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
6629 When I grow up, I want to be a non-renewable resource. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6630 When I said get dressed up, I didn't mean up and up and up. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6631 What do think it is - It is a down fan! If not at least 64% of us start using these, we are doomed. alt: - , we'll all be wiped out. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6632 Thats 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
6633 I told him, “you can’t count the mail in votes, see I have the hat.” He just looked at me and said, “oh my god it’s a dinosaur with a helicopter hat!” I think I need to see a therapist. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6634 Now I know I can make it. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6635 -I think one day the dinosaurs will disappear. - are u crazy bro? 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6636 Huh,guess the monochrome filter doesn't work. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6637 It's an election year, don't let the hat define you. 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
6638 Quick! Jump on my back before the lava comes! 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6639 I don't care if F.A.O. Schwarz was having a sale. Fun just isn't a high priority when we're facing imminent extinction! 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6640 Wow, I never met anyone who got capped by Tinder for too many left swipes. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6641 They said what is flying towards Earth? 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6642 Sorry, buddy. The pterocactyl already have that market covered. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6643 If you're asking me, I don't think it'll last. Take it from someone who knows. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6644 The guy I bought I it from promised that it would make me fly. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6645 Will it warn you of a comet coming? 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6646 Who put this on you? I know your arms are too short to have done it yourself. So, which one of your delinquent friends is responsible? 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6647 Get yourself a mirror before anything else! 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6648 I just couldn’t it this great beanie, too! 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6649 You didn't think I could fly, did you? But you've never seen my trusty beanie in action. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6650 Please no Ollie 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6651 I could make airplane noises if that makes you more comfortable. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6652 Are you really sure Trump will like that hat enough to fire Bill Barr and hire you to replace him? 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
6653 OK. Tell me. Why do fools fall in love? 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
6654 you planning on going somewhere? 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6655 Me? I'm goin' for wings to give us an evolutionary advantage. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6656 It protects me from asteroids! 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6657 Poor boy, your head is whirling. Can we sit down and we will share legitimate facts. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6658 I see you're going for a more sophisticated look. 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
6659 What kind of fraternity IS this, exactly? 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6660 Sorry buddy,I guess volleyball was never our thing. 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
6661 Yep, only the birds survive, but the hat is not an adaptation. 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
6662 YES GECKO SOUNDS LIKE GEEK,I SEE YOUR POINT. 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
6663 First the arm flapping,now this,sorry Phil there's just no way you can fly. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6664 Bra, you’re one of those White House flunkies? Geez, sorry that’ll never come off. 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
6665 Cool bananas, but it ain’t going to prevent our extinction... 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6666 I love it! Where did you get that hat? 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6667 You bought it where,son? I thought I told you not to go a river in Brazil! 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6668 Do you want us to go extinct? 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6669 It's BETTER than yours!!! 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6670 You better not be able to fly with that, you know the pterodactyl cops will come after you. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6671 My uncle said it would protect me from asteroids. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6672 No Rex, you don't remind me of a Pterodactyl. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6673 Look,I know you have a brain the size of a marble. I know you won't be able to adapt when the meteor hits. I get it. You're indicating. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6674 Yes, plumage is the hot new thing, but I don't think that's the answer. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6675 What did you do with Beanie, Cecil? 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6676 Really Dad you went to the Goofy Goober convention without me after you said I can 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6677 Dino 1: bro what is that on your head. Dino 2 I went to the future and got one. Dino 1 yeah sure bro. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6678 It's not only out of style, it's extinct! 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6679 I don't know how this started spinning! It isn't windy and I can't reach it with my arms! 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6680 The dollar store is my only entertainment these days. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6681 No, you can't keep it. Throw it back in the tar pit with its owner. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6682 If only I could reach, I’d fly right out of here. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6683 Ok, don't freak out... have you every heard of Blue? 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6684 I give my victims their choice: "Flight or Fright?" 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
6685 Why are you wearing that silly hat with the propeller on it?" "We're on a blind date, so you'd recognize me". "I don't remember you telling me that". "I don't remember either but I wore it just in case" 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6686 You know, if I open my eyes really wide, it does make you look younger. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6687 Eric, did dad tell you to wear that? 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6688 It suppose to be the last update it cal Fly me to the moon . 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6689 I think it’s a little too preadolescent modern for our Cambrian period. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6690 The 19,500,000s B.C. are calling and they want their hat back! 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6691 I know it was a frivolous buy but the sales Dino said it would never go out of style. It’s extinction proof 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
6692 I thought it would balance out my tail 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6693 If that it a blender, it explains everything! 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6694 Son, you did say you wanted to go to that school. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6695 Darren.sometimes you just don’t think. Of course you can’t eat humans 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6696 It’s called fashion, sweety. Look it up,” “How many arms helped you put that on?” “I woke up like this... 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
6697 The multiverse? What's that? 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6698 Come fly with me, I’m about to take off. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6699 It’s not your fault. Global warming ruined our home life. Later......gator. 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
6700 Are you WARM blooded? 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6701 Junior, Just try and get with the program... 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6702 They call it evolution. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6703 Lose weight or your flying days are over. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6704 You really believe we must wear those to prevent a dinosaur extinction predicted by "experts" ? 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6705 You're still evolving? We just got out of the water! 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6706 Sure it's youthful. But we're all still going extinct. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6707 Can't wait until that trend is extinct 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6708 Save yourself, Rex, it's my own fault for not buying one last month. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6709 You had to take a spin at your own things, before they invent the wheel, right? 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6710 The valley is loaded with silicone. This Dino’s going high tech ! 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6711 I consider a freshman beanie sophomoric. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6712 Enough already. Vertical posture ... great. Flight ... impossible. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6713 Did you just invent helicopter parenting? 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
6714 So, you're saying that spin hat could protect us from the 5 Giganotosauruses? 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6715 How long before it reduces plaque buildup? 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6716 Sonny Jim! This is fashion forward. Latest in Thinking Caps. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6717 Save that until we evolve to walk erect habitually. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6718 We're on the verge of extinction. Do you really think that's appropriate? 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6719 Actually, it's a bit immature, but it looks great on you. And no, it doesn't make you look fat. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6720 Mum said I could pick out anything from the store. I have no regrets. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6721 My new job at the weather bureau is measuring wind velocity. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6722 Climate change may get you, but I’ll stay cool. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6723 Yeah, but I still don't get, what we need an early warning of. 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
6724 So ,after my appointment President Trump, I’m to do exactly what you say-and, if I do, I’ll get my own Whirleybeanie ? 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
6725 That’s a cute hat. Where can I buy one 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6726 Just got back from 2020.  We should definitely take the meteor." 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6727 Sorry, I put five clams on the pterodactyl. 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
6728 Hey! Did that come with your presidency? 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6729 It’s my ‘Make America Grate Again’ hat! 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6730 Harry, you should get one, it really work well,you don't noticed 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6731 I wish you would prioritize basic hygiene. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6732 Hey: It's still 2020 Who knows whose ethos may yet prevail? 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
6733 I guess the dunce cap is alive and well. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6734 With a backlit keyboard so we can type during long periods of darkness? 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6735 Look Ma - it matches my Bar Mitzvah suit! 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6736 Yes dear, I’ll always love you, even though you weren’t picked to be a Beanie Baby. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6737 Dino, That cap will put you into the history books. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6738 I like your hat, but I would only wear it once a year- at a New Year's Eve Party! 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6739 These humans are destroying our old beloved planet, Naomi. Time to rescue it. 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
6740 Hey Cecil, what ever happened to that kid Beany you use to hangout with? Um, Cecil?! 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6741 I guess we’ll see if your new young-at-heart approach will grant you a longer life 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6742 This won’t make leaving the White House any easier 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6743 Just trying to get the students’ attention, it didn’t work 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6744 Uh...is THAT the new 737max?! 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
6745 I think you are way off for the 6 feet criteria. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6746 We are not the same, I am a martian. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6747 Am I seeing my doppelgänger? I'm too young to die. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6748 . “It’s guys like you that make people say it.” 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6749 So, what’s your plan when that thing stops spinning? 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6750 Just a little something to make me feel alive inside 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6751 Oliver, i don't care what "JurassicMag" says but you're not going to make any heads turn with this! 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6752 I just visited 2020 and flew back as fast as I could - gosh! what a schmuck 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
6753 This won’t give me my wings? 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
6754 Hey uncle captain! The President is having a secret meeting with Professor X 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6755 I'm trying to get my Myers Briggs from an INFP to an ESTP. 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
6756 Billy was not an hors d'œuvre, Buzz. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6757 Came back from my cousins. They showed me the future. It's called The Three Stooges. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6758 They say it can pick up negative energy 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6759 Did you hear? 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6760 Google wanted a friendlier face on Big Tech 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6761 After croc-down, let’s hit the Everglades! 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6762 Not this cap, the one that says Make Swamps Great Again 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6763 you’ve done it, you’ve found your thing! now, you gotta degrade yourself for money” #letmewin #pleas 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6764 I updated zoom and found the new features. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6765 It's supposed to help me reach the top shelf 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6766 - Are you sure her vision is based on movement? 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6767 But we’re all bald. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6768 Well I can’t fly commercial. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6769 Damn, I keep forgetting these are difficult times 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6770 It looked better on dinner 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6771 This is to make the birds on my back feel like there's a steering wheel 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6772 So this is what the kids are into nowadays,huh 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6773 This thing doesn’t really work in 2-D 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
6774 Is it working? Am I flying? 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6775 I met a crow who told me that I can't fly. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6776 no, I did not have this on my 2020 bingo card 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6777 I really thought I would fly this time Karen.....Me too Bill me too 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6778 Show off! 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6779 Scapegoat 2020 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6780 No I don't think I'd be able to reach up there to get it off either... 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6781 Do asteroids really bounce off? 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6782 Don’t wear that Noogler hat, Charlie! It intensifies my imposter syndrome. @lifeatgoogle 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
6783 You knew I do not really like birthdays, didn’t you? 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6784 She said this is why birds will outlive dinosaurs. Seriously, can you take it off? 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6785 So that’s the price of progress? 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6786 Looks much better than that silly old MAGA hat 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6787 My Darwin cap. 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
6788 For the last time, inspector gadget isn’t real 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6789 I can’t wear those, I get nauseous 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6790 Oh, those propeller hats are so Paleozoic. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6791 You're taking this CROC of shit thing too far. I asked what can we do to propel HER?! 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6792 Maybe I went a little overboard this cyber Monday 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6793 Well Bryan, just because your family is extinct doesn’t mean style has to be exinct too. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6794 You don't get it Paul, its inverse entropy 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
6795 Nope, no good; we’re assumed to be covered in colourful feathers! 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
6796 Ahhh man! I forgot this week is spirit week. I am going back to get my alligator skin cowboy hat. Wait.....is that weird 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
6797 I ate two black kids,and all Rick Schroder gave me was this stupid hat! 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
6798 If you're not careful, these freshman rush gimmicks could drone on for millennia. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
6799 So, you're wearing it for my protection?? 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
6800 Mom said we got to blend in if weel Mac OS X 10_15_4) AppleWebKit/605.1.15 (KHTML 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
6801 Are you sure gay is the new straight? 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
6802 Yeah, that might help protect against comets! 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
6803 I never saw you as a fraternity boy. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
6804 I don't think even Jules Verne could have predicted this ... after the fact! 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
6805 Of course I want to take it off. Have you seen the length of my arms? 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
6806 You can't just join the Fan Club, you have to Like them on Facebook. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
6807 When the big boys get here, I'd make like a-run-asaurus if I were you..." (bonus joke not for publication, for the reviewers only - "...or you might end up an Ouch-a-sore-ass.") 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
6808 Really, Jurassic era. I thought were in the Fantastic era. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
6809 No, you don't understand, she's a horrible songwriter and WAP doesn't even make sense? Park that big Mac truck right in this little garage? A Mac truck can't even FIT in a garage... oHhhHHHH. Nevermind. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
6810 Bon voyage, but do you have FAA clearance for this? 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
6811 The latest model is on the brink of mass production. We claim that a double tin foil keeps off even 5G and that we are afraid of propellers. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
6812 Your beanie has three colors. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
6813 Oh my god! An asteroid is coming right toward us!" "Oooh... spinny! 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
6814 You're crazy Helicopeta, bad news is they are supposed to flap up and down, but good news I will be able to see you up there easily. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
6815 That could be the end of us....just saying. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
6816 Now I suppose I have to call you Dino. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
6817 Listen, listen good you don't pray for the neanderthals, they are the prey, and you certainly don't play with them either. Do you want to starve to death with that stupid grin on your face? 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
6818 I hate to break this to you, but that contraption won’t get you airborne without 4 triple A batteries 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
6819 Are you suggesting that I am a helicopter Mom, if so ,whirly gig yourself to your bedroom and land safely. Thelma Fields Antioch, California 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
6820 And after the tornado dropped my house on the Wicked Witch, I walked outside to see everybody wearing beanies with colors! 1.0571 0.05714 35 34 0 1
6821 Brush your teeth like Mom said and you can have one too. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
6822 I try to stay up with the times. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
6823 " look,I'm a beanie dragon 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
6824 Don't worry Cecil I 'll be back for mating season. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
6825 It is believed that these distinctive frills helped males attract mates. Paleontologists still puzzle over the sudden disappearance of this majestic creature from the fossil record. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
6826 The paleontologists will call you an old fossil, wearing a propeller beanie like that. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
6827 You ARE a head of our time! 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
6828 It's so you can go up up and away 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
6829 Comet Proof? But it looks ridiculous. Put it away before someone sees you. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
6830 This is a nudist camp,silly. You're not supposed the cover anything!!! 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
6831 So, how does it detect asteroids? 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
6832 Your not serious 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
6833 Maybe it’s time to buy a larger air conditioner. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
6834 Your father just left us for some floozie from the Cenozoic Era. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
6835 Yeah... it may be a little bit too much, you are just meeting to get some triceratops after all. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
6836 I ain’t never seen two normal dinosaur, one of them always got to be odd 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
6837 Does it come with insurance? 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
6838 Nice try, Doug. But the hat does not make you a Triceratops. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
6839 Next time he trips out with you, see if you can bring me back one of those 'I Love NY' tee shirts. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
6840 Some nerve to a prehistoric creature he’s “too young” for you. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
6841 Why? To attract the fatefully curious. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
6842 As far as extinction goes, I don't think it's going to help you rise above. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
6843 But,you told me this software was safe to implement! 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
6844 Sorry, but it doesn't make you look even one day younger than two million years. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
6845 You’re embarrassing me. I can’t believe I forgot my hat.” 1.0571 0.05714 35 34 0 1
6846 What about tyranny? You will make us look soft and artistic and no one will Fear Us No more 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
6847 You certainly know how to turn a girl on. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
6848 It cuts around a billion years off evolution. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
6849 We forgot our masks though 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
6850 To be honest, it’s a style I see going extinct. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
6851 Hey Wally! It’s gonna take more than that colorful, fun, interesting and unique, spinning beanie to make me smile... 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
6852 Ring-a-levio -- what's your excuse? 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
6853 I think your fashion sense is going extinct. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
6854 Have you thought this through? I’m pretty sure that beanie is going to attract a lot of kids. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
6855 What paleontologist told you _that_ was accurate? 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
6856 I like it better than the tin foil hat. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
6857 But Mega hats draw the crowds 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
6858 They said skaters,not gators! 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
6859 Is it too late to get my hat? 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
6860 I just have this feeling that no one will believe we invented a time machine if you don't stop goofing around and bring back something to destroy the asteroid. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
6861 After 165 million years here--gray,brown,gray,brown--and all you have to say is these are not my colors? 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
6862 And you believed that if you said Croc-Prop fast three times you would be able to fly? 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
6863 Now I don't need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows. Alternative: My lunch will wade in to get it. Another alternative: Haven't you heard of Global Warming? 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
6864 If you expected to impress me with that ridiculous cap you had better think again! 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
6865 I don’t know which is worse, that loud bang or how dorky you look. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
6866 If that fancy turbo prop beanie really does enable you to fly, you better get a pilot's license to fly in it." 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
6867 You scared me. I thought that sound was a volcano. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
6868 No, I will not wear a hat and no, they do NOT protect against asteroids! 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
6869 I know! What type of dinosaur thinks this is a good Xmas present? 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
6870 - Hey Harold, what do you think of my latest design? - To be honest, I think that particular fashion is destined to be extinct. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
6871 Perfect. Now to deflect the asteroid we need to get it spinning to a few billion octillion. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
6872 You laugh now, Jerry but wait until the Ice Age and you’ll be sorry. The employee at the store guarantees that I can fly with this. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
6873 ALL THE FRESHMEN HAVE TO WEAR ONE. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
6874 Not in a million years could that hat become fashionable... 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
6875 After my last rampage I was ordered to do community service with this lid. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
6876 Dinosaurs will never fly, Larry. Not in a billion years 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
6877 The world is ending and I just wanted to say I like you a lot but honestly, your hat is kinda weird 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
6878 Look, I know you're a kid at heart, but... 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
6879 Damn, I forgot my mittens. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
6880 - My life is croco-dull, I thought it would change smth. - You see it actually doesn't. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
6881 I bought this with my $11MM. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
6882 Respect the drip, Karen. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
6883 You should disguise yourself too, paparazzi are everywhere. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
6884 The husband 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
6885 I know it looks stupid but my arms are too short to take it off 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
6886 I see you have upgraded your tin foil hat. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
6887 No time for night school, so I ate one of the students. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
6888 My fashion ain't great either, but this...?' 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
6889 It was the best deal, PLUS a free delivery. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
6890 A handbag and a hat? You’re making it too easy for them Terry 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
6891 I would like to inform you that the cake did have gluten, and the bartender has COVID, and the band is composed of anti-vaxxers. However since it is the holidays and the apocalypse is nigh. I will place my propellor hat on my head wound and dance 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
6892 I said it’s time you find nice chumpers! 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
6893 You said what? An asteroid is coming to destroy us all?....Sorry, I can’t take you seriously with that hat... 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
6894 The mammals made me wear this... 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
6895 I had fun at first but now I can’t take it off. Literally 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
6896 That propeller hat is not propelling you out of 20202020 BC. You are just going to have to quarantine like the rest of us. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
6897 If you spin it hard enough, will you go away? 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
6898 What? My plover asked for better working conditions. It’s been too hot! 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
6899 No, brother. Not anybody can be saved from extinction by being an idiot. This is for few lucky guys. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
6900 So you ate the kid but kept his hat? 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
6901 Look the Pterodactyls are going to find that pretty offensive 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
6902 This won't help you escape the misery 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
6903 You’re faking it just fine. It’s the making it part I’m not so sure about. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
6904 I’ve been waiting for moment I start hovering, but it just doesn’t seem to work 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
6905 Come, I can show you the world! 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
6906 I’m on Parler now. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
6907 Bill this is another example of you not being a team player. Wacky Hat Day only builds team morale if everyone participates 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
6908 No, I haven't seen Josephasaurs, why do you ask? 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
6909 I think I'm losing interest in email. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
6910 Let me get this straight: the kid said "No," so you ate him? 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
6911 You're big for a freshman. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
6912 Hurricane season's over. You can take it off. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
6913 Flying is the only way to go these days 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
6914 I told you to wear your thinking cap, not your extinction cap! 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
6915 I don't think anyone is going to show. Maybe big birthday bashes are going extinct. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
6916 So then like, the kid screamed like and yada yada yada 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
6917 Yeah they all ran away screaming from something 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
6918 Dude, I'll be extinguished by an asteroid and you're gonna cuddle with some kid. I'm good. You? 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
6919 …maybe more colorful, but no, it doesn't make you look any smarter… 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
6920 Oh come on now! This was a huge hit in the 60’s. Retro look is where it’s out. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
6921 I bought this at the airport gift shop in Los Angeles. Do you think it's too flamboyant? 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
6922 Someone is supposed to come up with a caption for this cartoon. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
6923 I’m tellin ya, the fossil of this thing leaves, will be an icon 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
6924 I thought you’d never come back. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
6925 No, Dave, it doesn't make you look more fun. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
6926 No,no...I’m afraid very few mammals are capable of flight. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
6927 I glued giant mosquito hawk's wing to my baby's half egg shell to scare those pesky critters away. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
6928 Unfortunately, flying is not an option. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
6929 Junior, even though you're millions of years old, you will never grow up! 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
6930 I don't think that will ward off extinction" 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
6931 The guy on Snoutbook said it would keep the meteors from hitting me. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
6932 I guess, you are trying out for boys? 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
6933 Head-spinning hat, i wish i could have that spinner 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
6934 The plane ticket to Newyork is expensive. So I plan to float and let Earth's rotation do its work 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
6935 „That is so 200 Million BCE“. 🦖 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
6936 To be honest, no; I actually don’t think it makes you a ‘Tyrannosaurus Rocks’. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
6937 Don't be afraid. I don't think you'll be taking off anytime soon 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
6938 I'm sorry, I don't understand that question. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
6939 The helicopter rescue wouldn't pick up so I got the next best thing! 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
6940 Why do you want to be more approachable?” 🦤🦖 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
6941 Dave I’m telling you Nothing good can come from wearing that hat in celebration of meteor showers 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
6942 I said we need to lean into evolution, not revolution 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
6943 What’s that on your head?” “What’s that not on your head? 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
6944 It says "Make Alligators Great Again" 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
6945 I would sacrifice standing out from the crowd for the irritating whine. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
6946 Freshmen, you wear it for a week, toss it, then party like there’s no tomorrow! 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
6947 Bud, for the billionth time... there is no Venezuela yet. Hell, there is no continent yet! 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
6948 Well,I found it on the manhole cover at 79th and Lex. Upper East-siders have really lost their taste. Might have to pack up and head to a Dumbo sewer. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
6949 The rainbow beanie is a stretch, but I'd allow it--if the propeller weren't so over-the-top anachronistic. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
6950 If our arms don't evolve soon, this business plan of yours will be extinct. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
6951 GETTING ON LAND NOTS ENOUGH . . . NOW YOU GOTTA FLY! 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
6952 Yes, son, this used to be a beautiful place with animals called Humans. Then along came a human called tRUMP and he got some other humans called Republicans and they just ruined everything . Now all humans are gone. Good news! Now it’s ours. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
6953 I feel propelled to tell you, "CALVIN, that beanie will not make you fly,"probably not no, I've eaten too many chocolate frosted sugar bombs" "Want to kick the cereal box around " 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0