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Name | Value |
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Submission deadline | 2020-11-29T19:34:00.000Z |
Voting started | - |
Voting ended | 2020-12-13T19:35:00.000Z |
Finalists announced | 2020-12-07T19:35:00.000Z |
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued | December 14, 2020 |
Number of captions | 4647 |
Number of responses | 673778 |
Number of participants | - |
In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.
Rank | Caption | Mean | Precision | Total votes | "Unfunny" votes | "Somewhat funny" votes | "Funny" votes |
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0 | It always ends in tiers...... | 2.1320 | 0.00739 | 10374 | 2345 | 4315 | 3714 |
1 | I shouldn't be telling you this but I saw her last week on a different cake. | 2.0504 | 0.00779 | 9872 | 2719 | 3936 | 3217 |
2 | Actually, I'm vanilla. Red Velvet is my stripper name. | 1.9591 | 0.00858 | 8910 | 3113 | 3048 | 2749 |
3 | Trust me, it’ll all end in tiers | 1.9202 | 0.00876 | 7433 | 2440 | 3146 | 1847 |
4 | I was married once. Didn’t work out. She was a tart. | 1.8844 | 0.00895 | 7586 | 2796 | 2871 | 1919 |
5 | I can keep it together during the ceremony. The reception is where I fall to pieces. | 1.8696 | 0.01065 | 4968 | 1766 | 2084 | 1118 |
6 | So I says to the genie, ‘Make me a wedding cake.’ Big mistake. | 1.8693 | 0.01136 | 4952 | 1949 | 1701 | 1302 |
7 | I’m not just a pretty face, I have layers | 1.8494 | 0.01095 | 4709 | 1737 | 1944 | 1028 |
8 | Bad news. Edith left with the DJ. I guess you can't have your cake and Edith, too. | 1.8434 | 0.00977 | 6697 | 2746 | 2254 | 1697 |
9 | Whoa, the cake you fell off of must have been huge! | 1.8407 | 0.00970 | 6668 | 2706 | 2318 | 1644 |
10 | Your wedding,my funeral. | 1.8296 | 0.01001 | 6278 | 2600 | 2148 | 1530 |
11 | Yeah, I thought you’d be taller, too. | 1.8208 | 0.01352 | 3131 | 1226 | 1240 | 665 |
12 | Just like me, you'll soon be brought down a few levels and consumed by family. | 1.8196 | 0.01022 | 5875 | 2428 | 2079 | 1368 |
13 | So what, she didn’t show. I think we both dodged a bullet here, Ted. | 1.7904 | 0.01258 | 3831 | 1646 | 1342 | 843 |
14 | She knows about the cupcake. | 1.7795 | 0.01228 | 4037 | 1771 | 1385 | 881 |
15 | I’m expensive, unhealthy, and I don’t last. So yes, I am a metaphor. | 1.7769 | 0.01108 | 4934 | 2168 | 1699 | 1067 |
16 | She may be marrying you, but you’ll never satisfy her like I do. | 1.7757 | 0.01271 | 3661 | 1584 | 1314 | 763 |
17 | Psst—the salad says its olive oil is the only virgin at this wedding. | 1.7687 | 0.01203 | 4367 | 2001 | 1375 | 991 |
18 | No, I'm not gluten free; a talking cake isn't enough for you? | 1.7634 | 0.01283 | 3804 | 1747 | 1210 | 847 |
19 | Hey-- you want a piece of me?! | 1.7631 | 0.01077 | 5041 | 2212 | 1811 | 1018 |
20 | You’re seriously marrying a woman who chose carrot cake? | 1.7585 | 0.01349 | 3151 | 1375 | 1162 | 614 |
21 | I know it’s only your birthday, but your mother wanted me to remind you you’re not getting any younger. | 1.7232 | 0.01327 | 3504 | 1700 | 1074 | 730 |
22 | I sing, too. Get it? Icing. | 1.7231 | 0.01321 | 3294 | 1529 | 1148 | 617 |
23 | Only one of us is getting out of here in one piece. | 1.7187 | 0.01279 | 3135 | 1369 | 1279 | 487 |
24 | Watch your back, she's got a knife!! | 1.6952 | 0.02007 | 1447 | 709 | 470 | 268 |
25 | That’s weird. I also sense impending doom. | 1.6947 | 0.02007 | 1415 | 685 | 477 | 253 |
26 | How do you know we're not just standing on a bigger cake? | 1.6823 | 0.01475 | 2707 | 1363 | 841 | 503 |
27 | If you run away now you can save both of us. | 1.6460 | 0.01500 | 2494 | 1297 | 783 | 414 |
28 | I love a wedding, but I always end up shedding a tier or two. | 1.6456 | 0.01493 | 2305 | 1145 | 832 | 328 |
29 | I’m always in tiers at weddings | 1.6386 | 0.02325 | 996 | 513 | 330 | 153 |
30 | You probably get this a lot but you look a lot like the groom, only bigger | 1.6310 | 0.01547 | 2130 | 1081 | 754 | 295 |
31 | This marriage is wrong on so many different levels! | 1.6300 | 0.01526 | 2327 | 1220 | 748 | 359 |
32 | What are you looking at pal? At least you get to leave here in one piece! | 1.6260 | 0.01564 | 2091 | 1072 | 729 | 290 |
33 | You should know I’m not her first cake. | 1.6197 | 0.01860 | 1499 | 782 | 505 | 212 |
34 | I hope she looks at you the way she looks at me! | 1.6183 | 0.03517 | 448 | 242 | 135 | 71 |
35 | It’s too late for me. Save yourself! | 1.6090 | 0.01812 | 1642 | 889 | 506 | 247 |
36 | Yes, it’s 2021, you’re finally attending a wedding without a mask and the cake is talking to you. | 1.6077 | 0.01865 | 1555 | 845 | 475 | 235 |
37 | We've been in the fridge all day... you're not the only one with cold feet. | 1.6073 | 0.02458 | 876 | 471 | 278 | 127 |
38 | My first wife was an ice cream cake. What a mess. | 1.6047 | 0.03057 | 549 | 292 | 182 | 75 |
39 | You're nervous? How do you think my day is going to end? | 1.6042 | 0.02062 | 1190 | 631 | 398 | 160 |
40 | Take it from me, she's only interested in your dough. | 1.5922 | 0.02032 | 1231 | 666 | 401 | 164 |
41 | Do those two make my bottom layer look fat? | 1.5871 | 0.01977 | 1291 | 702 | 420 | 169 |
42 | You know, there's still time for both of us to walk away in one piece. | 1.5849 | 0.02691 | 730 | 407 | 219 | 104 |
43 | Don't look so glum. I'm the one facing death by a thousand cuts. | 1.5837 | 0.02088 | 1225 | 688 | 359 | 178 |
44 | NYC has limited wedding gatherings to one. | 1.5816 | 0.02979 | 643 | 374 | 164 | 105 |
45 | No,I haven’t seen her. But the fact you’re asking a cake may explain it. | 1.5794 | 0.02971 | 661 | 390 | 159 | 112 |
46 | Sorry, Carl, but Cheryl finally found someone her own size. | 1.5780 | 0.02129 | 1147 | 642 | 347 | 158 |
47 | Statistically,we’ll meet again. | 1.5766 | 0.03263 | 470 | 259 | 151 | 60 |
48 | You think YOU’RE nervous?! | 1.5758 | 0.02181 | 1082 | 605 | 331 | 146 |
49 | Relax, its a piece of cake. | 1.5744 | 0.02468 | 827 | 459 | 261 | 107 |
50 | That little ‘cocktail’ to calm your nerves appears to be working. | 1.5702 | 0.02352 | 1019 | 600 | 257 | 162 |
51 | Just don't shove me in her face. I hate that. | 1.5655 | 0.02176 | 969 | 524 | 342 | 103 |
52 | Today isn’t going to end well for either of us. | 1.5605 | 0.02334 | 885 | 493 | 288 | 104 |
53 | I’m getting smashed tonight. | 1.5604 | 0.02464 | 910 | 539 | 232 | 139 |
54 | And for Walter’s 40th birthday his mom dropped yet another subtle hint | 1.5587 | 0.02480 | 886 | 523 | 231 | 132 |
55 | This won’t end well for either of us. | 1.5583 | 0.02485 | 840 | 485 | 241 | 114 |
56 | I doubt this ends well for either of us. | 1.5579 | 0.02569 | 769 | 440 | 229 | 100 |
57 | It’s time for me to meet my baker | 1.5558 | 0.02501 | 833 | 484 | 235 | 114 |
58 | Well, darling, the genie gave me one wish, and I said, "Make me a wedding cake." | 1.5477 | 0.02599 | 776 | 458 | 211 | 107 |
59 | ''I'm flaky? You're the one having a conversation with a wedding cake." | 1.5455 | 0.02670 | 759 | 456 | 192 | 111 |
60 | I'm just saying, if she lied to you about the gluten-free, who knows what else? | 1.5406 | 0.02627 | 714 | 415 | 212 | 87 |
61 | Marriage isn't a piece of cake, buddy. | 1.5404 | 0.02638 | 718 | 420 | 208 | 90 |
62 | Well, gee, David. I guess this isn’t a ‘If you bake it she will come’ kind of a situation. | 1.5375 | 0.03201 | 493 | 291 | 139 | 63 |
63 | Of course I can't talk; you're drunk. | 1.5370 | 0.02595 | 689 | 393 | 222 | 74 |
64 | I'm a gender reveal cake, and you're in for a big surprise. | 1.5333 | 0.03114 | 555 | 339 | 136 | 80 |
65 | Look, if you change your mind right now its a win-win for the both of us | 1.5333 | 0.02813 | 660 | 398 | 172 | 90 |
66 | If you're listening to your cake, maybe it's not the time to get married. | 1.5331 | 0.02814 | 634 | 376 | 178 | 80 |
67 | Um, hello, excuse me, my eyes are down here | 1.5328 | 0.02738 | 655 | 385 | 191 | 79 |
68 | Now remember, you can't have your Kate and Edith, too. | 1.5327 | 0.03112 | 597 | 377 | 122 | 98 |
69 | I can’t believe she desserted us both! | 1.5316 | 0.03480 | 427 | 257 | 113 | 57 |
70 | She’s been seeing G.I. Joe on the side for weeks. | 1.5299 | 0.02549 | 636 | 351 | 233 | 52 |
71 | Great wedding, what's for dessert? | 1.5293 | 0.02793 | 631 | 381 | 169 | 81 |
72 | Take it from me, being too sweet will get you eaten alive. | 1.5267 | 0.02892 | 617 | 374 | 161 | 82 |
73 | Don’t eat the messenger. | 1.5257 | 0.03479 | 409 | 244 | 115 | 50 |
74 | Where’s your mask? | 1.5255 | 0.02911 | 609 | 370 | 158 | 81 |
75 | To scale, I believe the cake toppers ARE demonstrating proper social distancing. | 1.5222 | 0.03304 | 427 | 250 | 131 | 46 |
76 | Size isn’t everything. And he makes her laugh. | 1.5214 | 0.02994 | 537 | 319 | 156 | 62 |
77 | Let 'em eat pie, I always say.... | 1.5208 | 0.03649 | 384 | 234 | 100 | 50 |
78 | I can tell, she's got cold feet. | 1.5201 | 0.02936 | 571 | 343 | 159 | 69 |
79 | Shouldn’t they be standing six feet apart? | 1.5179 | 0.02990 | 560 | 340 | 150 | 70 |
80 | Trust me: the phrase is “Let them eat kale.” | 1.5179 | 0.03022 | 560 | 343 | 144 | 73 |
81 | Your fiance requested a cake that "really speaks to her". Well voila! | 1.5122 | 0.02936 | 531 | 314 | 162 | 55 |
82 | You are a lot bigger in person. | 1.5106 | 0.03132 | 519 | 321 | 131 | 67 |
83 | Would you like to cut in? | 1.5106 | 0.02910 | 519 | 303 | 167 | 49 |
84 | I'm saving myself for the reception. | 1.5098 | 0.03116 | 512 | 314 | 135 | 63 |
85 | I told you it was presumptuous to put both of them on before she arrived. | 1.5079 | 0.03051 | 504 | 303 | 146 | 55 |
86 | Would you mind putting on a mask and moving back 6 feet? | 1.5079 | 0.02905 | 504 | 292 | 168 | 44 |
87 | Still in the small talk phase of the conversation with the nice cake, Carl realised, those must not have been aspirins he took earlier. | 1.5079 | 0.03207 | 508 | 319 | 120 | 69 |
88 | At cake weddings, we eat pieces of people. | 1.5036 | 0.03606 | 413 | 264 | 90 | 59 |
89 | Are you upset about a talking cake, or that I said "Eat me?" | 1.5011 | 0.03249 | 471 | 293 | 120 | 58 |
90 | That ceremony was so beautiful I actually shed a few tiers. | 1.5011 | 0.02897 | 471 | 269 | 168 | 34 |
91 | You look a lot bigger in person. | 1.5000 | 0.03348 | 468 | 298 | 106 | 64 |
92 | This is my first wedding. What should I expect? | 1.5000 | 0.03194 | 468 | 287 | 128 | 53 |
93 | What do you think they mean when they say they’re going to “cut the cake”? | 1.4989 | 0.03334 | 463 | 293 | 109 | 61 |
94 | Your fly's open, dude. | 1.4989 | 0.03056 | 463 | 274 | 147 | 42 |
95 | Not so fast. She's gonna see you naked tonight. | 1.4987 | 0.03490 | 391 | 240 | 107 | 44 |
96 | Another symptom of the coronavirus is thinking that cakes talk. | 1.4978 | 0.03344 | 448 | 281 | 111 | 56 |
97 | The two on top have another wedding at 4:30 so keep the toasts short. | 1.4978 | 0.03176 | 448 | 270 | 133 | 45 |
98 | We're both sweet, rich, and rapidly approaching the end of life as we know it. | 1.4976 | 0.03346 | 420 | 257 | 117 | 46 |
99 | Listen. This isn’t going to end well for either of us. | 1.4967 | 0.03222 | 451 | 276 | 126 | 49 |
100 | You're a lot taller in person. | 1.4946 | 0.03230 | 461 | 286 | 122 | 53 |
101 | What's the occasion? I can never see what kind of hat they give me. | 1.4944 | 0.03265 | 443 | 273 | 121 | 49 |
102 | I don't know what it is about weddings. I always wake up in tiers. | 1.4931 | 0.03351 | 436 | 273 | 111 | 52 |
103 | Promise me you won't put my head in the freezer when this is over. | 1.4930 | 0.03266 | 428 | 261 | 123 | 44 |
104 | Is it too late to "speak now"? | 1.4919 | 0.03288 | 433 | 267 | 119 | 47 |
105 | You’re much taller in person | 1.4919 | 0.03255 | 433 | 265 | 123 | 45 |
106 | You again? | 1.4906 | 0.03409 | 426 | 269 | 105 | 52 |
107 | Six feet buddy... | 1.4904 | 0.03442 | 418 | 264 | 102 | 51 |
108 | Psst. I’ve been here since the bachelor party. When do I jump out of the cake? | 1.4893 | 0.03356 | 421 | 262 | 112 | 47 |
109 | Don't look down. You're standing on an even bigger cake. | 1.4891 | 0.03422 | 413 | 259 | 106 | 48 |
110 | Without a strong foundation everything else crumbles. | 1.4880 | 0.03025 | 416 | 240 | 149 | 27 |
111 | Having met your wife, a talking cake's the least of your worries | 1.4880 | 0.03386 | 416 | 260 | 109 | 47 |
112 | You can't eat me... I have little cupcakes at home! | 1.4880 | 0.03282 | 416 | 254 | 121 | 41 |
113 | Hey, it's my big day too, ok? | 1.4880 | 0.03731 | 332 | 205 | 92 | 35 |
114 | She said she wanted someone who, deep down inside was really sweet. | 1.4857 | 0.03658 | 350 | 218 | 94 | 38 |
115 | A talking cake is wrong on so many layers. | 1.4853 | 0.03417 | 408 | 256 | 106 | 46 |
116 | This union is wrong on so many levels | 1.4849 | 0.03444 | 398 | 249 | 105 | 44 |
117 | I know what you’re thinking. Should I or shouldn’t I get married and why am I talking to a cake and maybe I shouldn’t have smoked marijuana right before the wedding . | 1.4843 | 0.03438 | 413 | 262 | 102 | 49 |
118 | So, for my third wish, I say, "Make me a big cake!" He laughs, there's a puff of smoke, and next thing I know I'm in the back of a van barrelin' down Houston Street. | 1.4840 | 0.03558 | 405 | 262 | 90 | 53 |
119 | This is a beautiful wedding. Even I’m in tiers. | 1.4838 | 0.03199 | 401 | 239 | 130 | 32 |
120 | Hey, I just heard this isn't the first cake she's been on top of. | 1.4838 | 0.03351 | 401 | 247 | 114 | 40 |
121 | You know this marriage is a mistake. On so many layers. | 1.4838 | 0.03388 | 401 | 249 | 110 | 42 |
122 | You may think I'm just a talking cake. But I've got layers. | 1.4823 | 0.03363 | 396 | 244 | 113 | 39 |
123 | When John realised he'd been making small talk to the cake for 20 minutes, he decided to ease up on the free bar. | 1.4823 | 0.03401 | 396 | 246 | 109 | 41 |
124 | Want a piece of me? | 1.4822 | 0.03394 | 394 | 244 | 110 | 40 |
125 | I gotta tell you, you’ve got bigger problems than a talking cake. | 1.4808 | 0.03286 | 391 | 249 | 101 | 41 |
126 | Before you smoosh me into her face you should know that I have two cup cakes at home to raise. | 1.4807 | 0.03483 | 389 | 245 | 101 | 43 |
127 | This is the only "piece of cake" your marriage is going to be. | 1.4803 | 0.03498 | 381 | 239 | 101 | 41 |
128 | Your fiancee asked for a cake that would speak to her. | 1.4797 | 0.03394 | 394 | 245 | 109 | 40 |
129 | Well, You're the one who asked for a cake with personality. | 1.4793 | 0.03305 | 386 | 234 | 119 | 33 |
130 | If I'm wheat free, gluten free, sugar free and dairy free, do I even exist? | 1.4792 | 0.03630 | 384 | 249 | 86 | 49 |
131 | I asked her to BAKE me a wedding cake, NOT MAKE me a wedding cake! | 1.4792 | 0.03516 | 384 | 243 | 98 | 43 |
132 | You shouldn’t have dropped that acid last night at your bachelor party, Carl. | 1.4777 | 0.03536 | 381 | 242 | 96 | 43 |
133 | If you hear me talking you’ve had too much to drink. | 1.4776 | 0.03399 | 379 | 241 | 98 | 40 |
134 | If anyone calls, I'll be in the freezer for a year. | 1.4776 | 0.03530 | 379 | 240 | 97 | 42 |
135 | Welcome to your wedding nightmare. Soon you too will become a hollow plastic figure locked forever in a static relationship and trapped in the cement buttercream overshoes of debt and responsibility. | 1.4773 | 0.04073 | 308 | 201 | 67 | 40 |
136 | But unlike the bride, I'm free of preservatives. | 1.4770 | 0.03952 | 304 | 193 | 77 | 34 |
137 | It wouldn't be the first time the cake ran away with the groom." | 1.4762 | 0.03538 | 357 | 222 | 100 | 35 |
138 | I didn't know they made you in the life-sized version! | 1.4759 | 0.03484 | 374 | 234 | 102 | 38 |
139 | Whoa...you’re cake must be HUGE! | 1.4759 | 0.03605 | 374 | 240 | 90 | 44 |
140 | It will all end in tiers. | 1.4758 | 0.03497 | 372 | 233 | 101 | 38 |
141 | The moment Bruce realized he was not sober. | 1.4758 | 0.03639 | 372 | 240 | 87 | 45 |
142 | Or you can say, Alexa, find me a spouse. | 1.4758 | 0.03538 | 372 | 235 | 97 | 40 |
143 | Hey, aren't you that cake groom model? | 1.4749 | 0.03508 | 358 | 222 | 102 | 34 |
144 | Weddings always move me to tiers. | 1.4741 | 0.03446 | 367 | 227 | 106 | 34 |
145 | You're standing on one too, you know. | 1.4725 | 0.03573 | 364 | 231 | 94 | 39 |
146 | I see we have the same barber. | 1.4724 | 0.03588 | 362 | 230 | 93 | 39 |
147 | Well you’ll each have a hand on the knife so, yeah, you’ll both be complicit. | 1.4724 | 0.03566 | 362 | 229 | 95 | 38 |
148 | Vegan layer, keto layer, lactose free layer. Only the he/she/they on the top are edible. | 1.4724 | 0.03795 | 362 | 240 | 73 | 49 |
149 | Let's you and me make a run for it before we both get hurt. | 1.4724 | 0.03502 | 362 | 226 | 101 | 35 |
150 | It's 2020. Why are you still surprised? | 1.4720 | 0.04134 | 286 | 185 | 67 | 34 |
151 | I'm a divorce cake. That's her lawyer. | 1.4706 | 0.03581 | 357 | 226 | 94 | 37 |
152 | What a beautiful wedding. I'm in tiers. | 1.4706 | 0.03423 | 357 | 229 | 92 | 36 |
153 | This is actually my third superspreader gig this week. | 1.4706 | 0.03667 | 357 | 230 | 86 | 41 |
154 | Now, very slowly, kick the cake cutter under the table and back away. | 1.4706 | 0.03646 | 357 | 229 | 88 | 40 |
155 | Just face it. You may be the bigger man but he’s the right match for her. | 1.4706 | 0.03306 | 357 | 214 | 118 | 25 |
156 | A talking cake is the least of your problems now buddy. | 1.4706 | 0.03492 | 357 | 222 | 102 | 33 |
157 | So, how big is the cake you’re on top of? | 1.4706 | 0.03446 | 357 | 220 | 106 | 31 |
158 | Heads up. Your best man is sleeping with your fiancee. You didn't hear it from me. | 1.4706 | 0.03423 | 357 | 219 | 108 | 30 |
159 | You can't have a wedding without tiers. | 1.4706 | 0.03624 | 357 | 228 | 90 | 39 |
160 | Is it just me or does the groom look a lot less like you and a lot more like that attorney who drafted the prenup? | 1.4706 | 0.03559 | 357 | 225 | 96 | 36 |
161 | You want a piece of me ? | 1.4688 | 0.03572 | 352 | 222 | 95 | 35 |
162 | Layer. I don't even know her. | 1.4680 | 0.03839 | 359 | 241 | 68 | 50 |
163 | If you freeze my top layer, I'll outlast the marriage. | 1.4680 | 0.03565 | 359 | 228 | 94 | 37 |
164 | I just hope for her that you are as good on the inside as I am | 1.4674 | 0.03519 | 353 | 221 | 99 | 33 |
165 | Of course I can talk, you used self-phrasing flour! | 1.4674 | 0.03632 | 353 | 226 | 89 | 38 |
166 | Weddings always bring me to tiers. | 1.4667 | 0.03716 | 345 | 223 | 83 | 39 |
167 | Yes, they've been arguing this whole time. | 1.4647 | 0.03662 | 340 | 217 | 88 | 35 |
168 | She said you "take the cake," and left. | 1.4647 | 0.03709 | 340 | 219 | 84 | 37 |
169 | 'I hope you look at her, the way you look at me, Ted' | 1.4647 | 0.03802 | 340 | 223 | 76 | 41 |
170 | You change your mind now and we’re BOTH saved. | 1.4627 | 0.03677 | 335 | 214 | 87 | 34 |
171 | PSST, hey buddy, do you know the two most common words to cause a divorce? “I DO” | 1.4627 | 0.03725 | 335 | 216 | 83 | 36 |
172 | What did you expect? A burning bush? | 1.4626 | 0.03623 | 348 | 223 | 89 | 36 |
173 | You want a piece of me, don't you? | 1.4625 | 0.03693 | 333 | 213 | 86 | 34 |
174 | Does this icing make me look fat? | 1.4625 | 0.03594 | 333 | 209 | 94 | 30 |
175 | Happens every time I go to a wedding. One minute I'm fine -- the next I'm in tiers. | 1.4625 | 0.03543 | 333 | 207 | 98 | 28 |
176 | Yeah, well nobody wants to hear a groom talk at a wedding either. | 1.4625 | 0.03619 | 333 | 210 | 92 | 31 |
177 | Be careful man, I’m not her first cake... | 1.4620 | 0.03526 | 342 | 214 | 98 | 30 |
178 | So sorry. The baker was from Indiana. He added the dress. | 1.4618 | 0.03824 | 340 | 225 | 73 | 42 |
179 | So, this is how it feels to be desserted... | 1.4618 | 0.03708 | 340 | 220 | 83 | 37 |
180 | Yes, I am a talking cake...and taking your Best Man’s offer of ‘a little something to help you relax and have fun’ was probably a mistake. | 1.4606 | 0.03766 | 330 | 214 | 80 | 36 |
181 | Go ahead, run your finger through the frosting. You know you want to. | 1.4604 | 0.03580 | 328 | 205 | 95 | 28 |
182 | Well, at least one of us has good taste. | 1.4604 | 0.03580 | 328 | 205 | 95 | 28 |
183 | I know it’s a COVID wedding Paul, but you could have at least invited the bride | 1.4597 | 0.03748 | 335 | 218 | 80 | 37 |
184 | That's right Dave, the drugs are kicking in and you still have to give the best man toast. | 1.4582 | 0.03850 | 323 | 212 | 74 | 37 |
185 | There’s going to be a lot of leftovers since this is a Zoom wedding. | 1.4582 | 0.03800 | 323 | 210 | 78 | 35 |
186 | The ceremony was so emotional, even I'm in tiers. | 1.4579 | 0.03766 | 321 | 207 | 81 | 33 |
187 | I’d say have a slice, but you no longer make your own decisions. | 1.4579 | 0.03688 | 321 | 204 | 87 | 30 |
188 | Tux...check. Cake...check. Now you just need to find a woman who will marry a man who talks to baked goods and you're set! | 1.4577 | 0.03541 | 319 | 197 | 98 | 24 |
189 | I'm not really talking. There's LSD in the punch. | 1.4577 | 0.03704 | 319 | 203 | 86 | 30 |
190 | Your little self is cuter than your big self | 1.4557 | 0.03563 | 316 | 196 | 96 | 24 |
191 | You've got this, it's a piece of cake. | 1.4557 | 0.03835 | 316 | 206 | 76 | 34 |
192 | She's telling him size doesn't matter. | 1.4557 | 0.03887 | 316 | 208 | 72 | 36 |
193 | I'm the ex. Tell me when to jump out of the cake. | 1.4557 | 0.03835 | 316 | 206 | 76 | 34 |
194 | Hey, you look better in real life. | 1.4557 | 0.03591 | 316 | 197 | 94 | 25 |
195 | You should know you can't have your cake and Edith too. | 1.4554 | 0.03773 | 314 | 202 | 81 | 31 |
196 | Is there something on my head? | 1.4554 | 0.03718 | 314 | 200 | 85 | 29 |
197 | Sorry... I'm Alexa. If you want Siri you will have to talk to the punch bowl." | 1.4551 | 0.03824 | 323 | 212 | 75 | 36 |
198 | I know weddings are about bringing people together, but they usually leave me in pieces | 1.4551 | 0.03591 | 323 | 203 | 93 | 27 |
199 | Yes, we can add 2 masks for only $5 each. | 1.4548 | 0.03765 | 321 | 208 | 80 | 33 |
200 | Excuse me, where are the auditions for the life size cakes? | 1.4545 | 0.04148 | 264 | 171 | 66 | 27 |
201 | This is it for me, Gary. But you still have a chance. RUN! | 1.4537 | 0.03815 | 324 | 213 | 75 | 36 |
202 | Come on: make a break for it and take me with you. It’s not too late for either of us. | 1.4531 | 0.03675 | 309 | 195 | 88 | 26 |
203 | And I get to relive the whole nightmare when they thaw me out for their first anniversary! | 1.4531 | 0.03760 | 309 | 198 | 82 | 29 |
204 | shhhhh. They think they're real | 1.4531 | 0.03951 | 309 | 205 | 68 | 36 |
205 | Do you think you could put a couple of tiny masks on them for me? | 1.4531 | 0.03732 | 309 | 197 | 84 | 28 |
206 | You may be celebrating your marriage, but it’s about to tear me apart” | 1.4531 | 0.03704 | 309 | 196 | 86 | 27 |
207 | Bite me. | 1.4528 | 0.03806 | 307 | 198 | 79 | 30 |
208 | You didn’t hear it from me, but the icing is from a can. | 1.4528 | 0.03861 | 307 | 200 | 75 | 32 |
209 | I hear the first cut is the deepest. | 1.4528 | 0.03721 | 307 | 195 | 85 | 27 |
210 | I happen to know she's not wearing underwear. | 1.4525 | 0.03618 | 316 | 199 | 91 | 26 |
211 | Sweetie, shhh, it's me. Sorry to tell you last minute but I thought it would be more memorable if I don't walk down the aisle but jump out of the cake instead! You OK with this? | 1.4522 | 0.03878 | 314 | 207 | 72 | 35 |
212 | I'm a whole lotta cake for a Zoom-only wedding. | 1.4522 | 0.03851 | 314 | 206 | 74 | 34 |
213 | Cut me. I dare you. | 1.4503 | 0.03850 | 302 | 196 | 76 | 30 |
214 | I just wish she hadn't worn stilettos. | 1.4503 | 0.03963 | 302 | 200 | 68 | 34 |
215 | I gotta say, you look different than you do in your cake topper. | 1.4503 | 0.03427 | 302 | 182 | 104 | 16 |
216 | No worries. We can remove the bride if she doesn’t show up. | 1.4500 | 0.03722 | 300 | 190 | 85 | 25 |
217 | Hey buddy. Between us... this isn't the first night your wife's been on top of me. | 1.4500 | 0.03982 | 300 | 199 | 67 | 34 |
218 | My eyes are down here | 1.4500 | 0.03840 | 300 | 194 | 77 | 29 |
219 | Speaking as an actual cake, no, marriage is not a piece of one. | 1.4482 | 0.03963 | 299 | 198 | 68 | 33 |
220 | i guess they didn’t tell the baker it was a gay wedding | 1.4475 | 0.03944 | 295 | 194 | 70 | 31 |
221 | You invited your ex to the wedding, drank her 'peace offering' and you’re shocked the cake is talking to you? | 1.4471 | 0.03844 | 293 | 189 | 77 | 27 |
222 | Right now, you look like the people on top of the cake. In twenty years, you'll look like the cake. | 1.4471 | 0.03964 | 293 | 193 | 69 | 31 |
223 | Their vows were beautiful—I was in tiers. | 1.4471 | 0.03874 | 293 | 190 | 75 | 28 |
224 | You must be the cheapskate they were talking about at the bakery. | 1.4448 | 0.03917 | 290 | 191 | 68 | 29 |
225 | You must be made for a REALLY big cake... | 1.4444 | 0.04013 | 288 | 191 | 66 | 31 |
226 | NOW do you believe me they gave us the cannabis cake instead of the coconut cake? | 1.4444 | 0.03983 | 288 | 190 | 68 | 30 |
227 | It’s great to get out... I’ve been in the freezer since March | 1.4444 | 0.03922 | 288 | 188 | 72 | 28 |
228 | Let me guess—off the top of my head—you’re the groom. | 1.4441 | 0.03794 | 295 | 190 | 79 | 26 |
229 | Weird how the happiest day of your life is the last day of mine, but hey, congrats, dude. | 1.4441 | 0.03847 | 286 | 184 | 77 | 25 |
230 | Wait - that's not you up there? Well, this is awkward. | 1.4437 | 0.03623 | 293 | 183 | 90 | 20 |
231 | Consume. Consummate. What's the difference? | 1.4437 | 0.03719 | 293 | 186 | 84 | 23 |
232 | It's just a cardboard cake but it should be fine for our virtual wedding. | 1.4437 | 0.03812 | 293 | 189 | 78 | 26 |
233 | The first cut is the deepest, baby I know…. | 1.4437 | 0.03687 | 293 | 185 | 86 | 22 |
234 | Yes, you can have her and eat me too. | 1.4437 | 0.03842 | 293 | 190 | 76 | 27 |
235 | You know what else really frosts me? | 1.4414 | 0.03808 | 290 | 187 | 78 | 25 |
236 | Enjoy, because you’ll never be on top again. | 1.4409 | 0.04168 | 279 | 189 | 57 | 33 |
237 | Will you stay close to me when I have to go under the knife? | 1.4409 | 0.03979 | 279 | 183 | 69 | 27 |
238 | Always the cake, never the bride. | 1.4409 | 0.04075 | 279 | 186 | 63 | 30 |
239 | Don't let the DJ play MacArthur Park | 1.4406 | 0.03908 | 286 | 187 | 72 | 27 |
240 | This is our new “Covid Cake” ... feeds wedding parties of up to ten guests. | 1.4384 | 0.03875 | 276 | 178 | 75 | 23 |
241 | I’m special because I’m only here for a day, but until death do you part is, well, you know. | 1.4384 | 0.03841 | 276 | 177 | 77 | 22 |
242 | You see a talking cake. And you think I'm the one that's baked? | 1.4377 | 0.03404 | 281 | 194 | 61 | 26 |
243 | Yeah, yeah. Everybody thinks it'll be a piece of cake." | 1.4377 | 0.03826 | 281 | 181 | 77 | 23 |
244 | You men are all alike, ogling the icing and ignoring my many layers. | 1.4375 | 0.04051 | 272 | 180 | 65 | 27 |
245 | Well maybe I can't believe you talk either. | 1.4375 | 0.03914 | 272 | 176 | 73 | 23 |
246 | The topper never does capture the underlying panic, does it? | 1.4373 | 0.03944 | 279 | 183 | 70 | 26 |
247 | For the last time...if you want them to dance we need new batteries! | 1.4370 | 0.03934 | 270 | 175 | 72 | 23 |
248 | She can’t satisfy you like I can. | 1.4362 | 0.03848 | 282 | 183 | 75 | 24 |
249 | No, dude, you just can't show up in a tux, you actually need someone to marry. | 1.4349 | 0.04048 | 269 | 178 | 65 | 26 |
250 | I just told her how you wanted every piece of me. | 1.4349 | 0.03926 | 269 | 177 | 68 | 24 |
251 | How's about I cut you up and put you in the freezer for a year? | 1.4349 | 0.03908 | 269 | 174 | 73 | 22 |
252 | She may make you happy, but she really frosted me. | 1.4343 | 0.03994 | 274 | 181 | 67 | 26 |
253 | Put two cupcakes on your head and then tell tell me it’s not weird | 1.4343 | 0.04060 | 274 | 183 | 63 | 28 |
254 | You're nervous? I'm about to be eaten alive. | 1.4340 | 0.04091 | 265 | 176 | 63 | 26 |
255 | How much time have I got? | 1.4338 | 0.03947 | 272 | 178 | 70 | 24 |
256 | I agree. He definitely looks like her old boyfriend. | 1.4335 | 0.03896 | 263 | 169 | 74 | 20 |
257 | All you'll remember about your wedding was that you ate a talking cake. | 1.4335 | 0.03970 | 263 | 171 | 70 | 22 |
258 | Today was sweet, but don't expect the rest to be a piece of cake. | 1.4335 | 0.04042 | 263 | 173 | 66 | 24 |
259 | Holy crap, I'd like to see the cake *you* came in on! | 1.4335 | 0.04006 | 263 | 171 | 67 | 23 |
260 | Your bride chose the submissive groom topper. | 1.4333 | 0.03967 | 270 | 177 | 69 | 24 |
261 | Now or never, Jeremy. No one is looking. Eat me. | 1.4313 | 0.04088 | 262 | 174 | 63 | 25 |
262 | If you cut me you will only be hurting yourself. | 1.4313 | 0.03905 | 262 | 169 | 73 | 20 |
263 | Honestly, I think people are more bothered by the cash bar. | 1.4308 | 0.04000 | 260 | 170 | 68 | 22 |
264 | If you think this is awkward, let’s see how the first dance goes. | 1.4308 | 0.04074 | 260 | 172 | 64 | 24 |
265 | You think your feet are cold, mine are icing! | 1.4303 | 0.04216 | 251 | 168 | 58 | 25 |
266 | Alexa,find my bride... | 1.4302 | 0.04096 | 258 | 171 | 63 | 24 |
267 | If you run now, you'll save both of our lives. | 1.4297 | 0.03928 | 256 | 165 | 72 | 19 |
268 | I'm just the first three. There are LOTS more tears in your future. | 1.4297 | 0.04119 | 256 | 170 | 62 | 24 |
269 | Help me! I have been demoted to bottom tier. | 1.4297 | 0.04081 | 256 | 169 | 64 | 23 |
270 | Hey, my eyes are down here! | 1.4297 | 0.04229 | 256 | 173 | 56 | 27 |
271 | Walter didn’t realize he was marrying the wrong woman until he saw the cake decoration. | 1.4297 | 0.04075 | 263 | 175 | 63 | 25 |
272 | I’m gluten free and vegan now, and I’ve honestly never felt more alive. | 1.4292 | 0.04331 | 226 | 149 | 57 | 20 |
273 | So she backed out. More cake for you. | 1.4291 | 0.04216 | 254 | 171 | 57 | 26 |
274 | Well, to be fair, the preacher didn't show up, either | 1.4291 | 0.04104 | 254 | 168 | 63 | 23 |
275 | Is it just me or does the groom look a lot less like you and a lot more like the attorney she had draft the prenup? | 1.4291 | 0.03910 | 254 | 163 | 73 | 18 |
276 | Wow! You must stand on a really big cake! | 1.4291 | 0.03988 | 261 | 171 | 68 | 22 |
277 | Have you heard the one about the groom who drank so much at his wedding that he thought the cake was telling him a joke? | 1.4269 | 0.04152 | 253 | 169 | 60 | 24 |
278 | Maybe you're a cake dreaming you're a man. | 1.4269 | 0.03998 | 253 | 165 | 68 | 20 |
279 | Hide all the cake knives and I’ll hook you up with that hot Bridesmaid. | 1.4269 | 0.04114 | 253 | 168 | 62 | 23 |
280 | Drop the knife and step back slowly. | 1.4264 | 0.04093 | 258 | 172 | 62 | 24 |
281 | Lick me - go on, you know you want to. | 1.4264 | 0.04202 | 258 | 175 | 56 | 27 |
282 | If you're here, who's on top of me? | 1.4263 | 0.03980 | 251 | 163 | 69 | 19 |
283 | I'm just warnin' you that there have been 3 other guys up there before you! | 1.4263 | 0.04059 | 251 | 165 | 65 | 21 |
284 | Don’t worry, everyone knows you’re marring Joseph, but your born-again in-laws wanted a man and woman on the cake! | 1.4257 | 0.04121 | 249 | 165 | 62 | 22 |
285 | They never get the hair right. | 1.4252 | 0.04176 | 254 | 171 | 58 | 25 |
286 | Psst... run | 1.4252 | 0.04287 | 254 | 174 | 52 | 28 |
287 | Relax, Jack. Getting married's a piece of cake. Staying married, well, that takes some frosting. | 1.4252 | 0.03946 | 254 | 165 | 70 | 19 |
288 | The bride has cold feet. | 1.4228 | 0.04033 | 246 | 161 | 66 | 19 |
289 | One of us is very high. | 1.4228 | 0.04311 | 246 | 168 | 52 | 26 |
290 | Your wedding ceremony left me in tiers . | 1.4228 | 0.04155 | 246 | 164 | 60 | 22 |
291 | This year has been tough, even the wedding cake is in tiers. | 1.4228 | 0.04234 | 246 | 166 | 56 | 24 |
292 | Pssst - you didn't hear it from me but that's not you up there. | 1.4228 | 0.04155 | 246 | 164 | 60 | 22 |
293 | Let me give you some friendly advice. Marriage is not a piece of cake | 1.4228 | 0.04155 | 246 | 164 | 60 | 22 |
294 | Ever heard that expression, 'You are what you eat?' | 1.4228 | 0.03992 | 246 | 160 | 68 | 18 |
295 | you know Marie Antoinette never actually said that, right? | 1.4228 | 0.04074 | 246 | 162 | 64 | 20 |
296 | Spoiler alert: she’s inside | 1.4228 | 0.04350 | 246 | 169 | 50 | 27 |
297 | So the cookie says to me, ‘Hey baby, you look really sweet.’ Imagine that—a talking cookie! | 1.4228 | 0.04074 | 246 | 162 | 64 | 20 |
298 | We'll both be smashed by the end of this. | 1.4223 | 0.03977 | 251 | 164 | 68 | 19 |
299 | Having her on top is icing on the cake | 1.4221 | 0.04219 | 244 | 164 | 57 | 23 |
300 | At my wedding, we had a mannequin with two cakes on its head. | 1.4217 | 0.04039 | 249 | 164 | 65 | 20 |
301 | Look on the bright side. 2020 has already lowered her expectations drastically. | 1.4217 | 0.03998 | 249 | 163 | 67 | 19 |
302 | You have to admit, this wedding cake 'speaks to you'. | 1.4217 | 0.04157 | 249 | 167 | 59 | 23 |
303 | Does this topper make me look stupid? | 1.4215 | 0.04120 | 242 | 160 | 62 | 20 |
304 | So, how do you know the happy couple? | 1.4215 | 0.03950 | 242 | 161 | 62 | 19 |
305 | I'm the closest thing to a solid foundation this marriage will ever have. | 1.4215 | 0.04036 | 242 | 158 | 66 | 18 |
306 | I don't. | 1.4215 | 0.04203 | 242 | 162 | 58 | 22 |
307 | Could you tell that couple on top of my head to put on a damn mask? | 1.4215 | 0.04203 | 242 | 162 | 58 | 22 |
308 | Pssst, can I jump out now? My legs are killing me. | 1.4215 | 0.04036 | 242 | 158 | 66 | 18 |
309 | The ceremony really brought me to tiers. | 1.4215 | 0.04162 | 242 | 161 | 60 | 21 |
310 | Pssst. She’ll take half. | 1.4215 | 0.04036 | 242 | 158 | 66 | 18 |
311 | Psssst... Don’t do it! | 1.4215 | 0.04078 | 242 | 159 | 64 | 19 |
312 | No mask, No slice. | 1.4215 | 0.04203 | 242 | 162 | 58 | 22 |
313 | Who was that cupcake I saw you talking to earlier? | 1.4215 | 0.04243 | 242 | 163 | 56 | 23 |
314 | Oh look, you match my hat! | 1.4215 | 0.04120 | 242 | 160 | 62 | 20 |
315 | Vegan buttercream? I give you less than a year. | 1.4211 | 0.04061 | 247 | 163 | 64 | 20 |
316 | It’s me, Frank...from high school. | 1.4204 | 0.04165 | 245 | 164 | 59 | 22 |
317 | I don’t know how to tell you this, but that guy the on top, it’s not you. | 1.4204 | 0.03917 | 245 | 158 | 71 | 16 |
318 | Did Marie just say 'I do' or 'Adieu' | 1.4204 | 0.04165 | 245 | 164 | 59 | 22 |
319 | I’m always in tiers by the end of these things. | 1.4204 | 0.03874 | 245 | 157 | 73 | 15 |
320 | Psst...tell the DJ to play MacArthur Park. | 1.4204 | 0.04437 | 245 | 171 | 45 | 29 |
321 | Looks like this is it for both of us. | 1.4202 | 0.04082 | 238 | 161 | 56 | 21 |
322 | I always get tiery at weddings. | 1.4202 | 0.04294 | 238 | 161 | 54 | 23 |
323 | You don't have anything to worry about. They are six inches apart | 1.4202 | 0.04125 | 238 | 157 | 62 | 19 |
324 | And that’s how I met your mother | 1.4202 | 0.03812 | 238 | 150 | 76 | 12 |
325 | Save us both. Run. | 1.4199 | 0.04301 | 231 | 155 | 55 | 21 |
326 | Before I'm sacrificed for this ritual, I just want to make sure you've thought this through. | 1.4177 | 0.04135 | 237 | 157 | 61 | 19 |
327 | I wish she was wearing flats. | 1.4174 | 0.04075 | 242 | 160 | 63 | 19 |
328 | Apparently size does matter. | 1.4167 | 0.04265 | 240 | 163 | 54 | 23 |
329 | Your bride and the best man are under this table, but you didn’t hear it from me” | 1.4167 | 0.04265 | 240 | 163 | 54 | 23 |
330 | Your dating app picture was ten years old. Her dating app picture was ten years old. And you’re complaining that I had four tiers on the bakery website? | 1.4167 | 0.04055 | 240 | 158 | 64 | 18 |
331 | „Well, I guess both our previous lives end right here tonight.“ | 1.4167 | 0.04140 | 240 | 160 | 60 | 20 |
332 | After the wedding, they're designed to be salt and pepper shakers. | 1.4160 | 0.04035 | 238 | 156 | 65 | 17 |
333 | I don’t want to hear about your fear of commitment. Do you know what’s going to happen to me later? | 1.4160 | 0.04164 | 238 | 159 | 59 | 20 |
334 | Where did you think my mouth would go? I'm a cake, not a snowman! | 1.4153 | 0.04080 | 236 | 157 | 59 | 18 |
335 | They're talking about you. | 1.4153 | 0.04145 | 236 | 157 | 60 | 19 |
336 | You have cold feet? I've got icing. | 1.4145 | 0.04125 | 234 | 155 | 61 | 18 |
337 | Yes,your hair is that bad. | 1.4145 | 0.04257 | 234 | 158 | 55 | 21 |
338 | The icing on the cake is that marriage is more than a word, dude. It's a sentence." | 1.4145 | 0.04125 | 234 | 155 | 61 | 18 |
339 | Normally I keep my cake hole shut, but you might want to rethink this one. | 1.4145 | 0.04081 | 234 | 154 | 63 | 17 |
340 | Is the stripper from the bachelor party gonna pop out of me again? That was fun! | 1.4145 | 0.03990 | 234 | 152 | 67 | 15 |
341 | ...of course what I really want to do is direct. | 1.4145 | 0.04300 | 234 | 159 | 53 | 22 |
342 | Whoah ! It's Adam and Steve. Not Adam and Eve. | 1.4145 | 0.04036 | 234 | 153 | 65 | 16 |
343 | Psst. Not to brag, but I was decorated by a super spreader. | 1.4145 | 0.04170 | 234 | 156 | 59 | 19 |
344 | Can you tell them to please take their shoes off? | 1.4145 | 0.04170 | 234 | 156 | 59 | 19 |
345 | : "And they lived happily ever after, socially isolated in a third floor walk-up" | 1.4145 | 0.04081 | 234 | 154 | 63 | 17 |
346 | Hey, could you get me a drink? I hate to admit this, but I’m a little dry. | 1.4145 | 0.04213 | 234 | 157 | 57 | 20 |
347 | Hey buddy— my eyes are down here. | 1.4120 | 0.04224 | 233 | 157 | 56 | 20 |
348 | You look better in marzipan. | 1.4120 | 0.04135 | 233 | 155 | 60 | 18 |
349 | Are you saying, you wanna piece of me? | 1.4115 | 0.04361 | 226 | 154 | 51 | 21 |
350 | If you think you're nervous, how do you think I feel? | 1.4115 | 0.04224 | 226 | 151 | 57 | 18 |
351 | Joshua tried to cover it up by poking two eyeholes | 1.4113 | 0.04160 | 231 | 159 | 51 | 21 |
352 | The fact you're talking to your wedding cake should tell you something. | 1.4107 | 0.04297 | 224 | 151 | 54 | 19 |
353 | If you need ideas for your speech, I can give you a couple off the top of my head. | 1.4107 | 0.04057 | 224 | 151 | 56 | 17 |
354 | After this wedding I'll be gone forever, but you'll just wish you were. | 1.4107 | 0.04568 | 224 | 157 | 42 | 25 |
355 | I can’t speak fo all cakes, but...a white tuxedo? | 1.4107 | 0.04297 | 224 | 151 | 54 | 19 |
356 | Word is you were never the “best” man. | 1.4107 | 0.04250 | 224 | 150 | 56 | 18 |
357 | Psst. Hey. There’s still time to save us both. | 1.4107 | 0.04297 | 224 | 151 | 54 | 19 |
358 | Your hair is just the icing on the cake. | 1.4107 | 0.04250 | 224 | 150 | 56 | 18 |
359 | I was made for this moment—don’t mess it up. | 1.4107 | 0.04297 | 224 | 151 | 54 | 19 |
360 | Marriage isn’t a piece of cake, Steve, no matter how easy I make it look. | 1.4105 | 0.04364 | 229 | 157 | 50 | 22 |
361 | I’m a self-portioning smart cake, automatically adjusting the number of portions to 50% of the room’s capacity. | 1.4105 | 0.04230 | 229 | 154 | 56 | 19 |
362 | Hey! How did you get down? | 1.4099 | 0.04276 | 222 | 149 | 55 | 18 |
363 | Oh,when the bride’s mother sang that solo? I was in tiers!! | 1.4099 | 0.04300 | 222 | 152 | 50 | 20 |
364 | She left with the guy you called the "best man".. | 1.4099 | 0.04081 | 222 | 145 | 63 | 14 |
365 | and you think you're nervous, fella. | 1.4099 | 0.04462 | 222 | 153 | 47 | 22 |
366 | I’m done with the whining and crying about the size of this cake - so no more tiers! | 1.4099 | 0.04276 | 222 | 149 | 55 | 18 |
367 | Don't you think you should tell her about the hallucinations? | 1.4099 | 0.04276 | 222 | 149 | 55 | 18 |
368 | I know they are only plastic figures but the look in her eye scares me. | 1.4097 | 0.03872 | 227 | 145 | 71 | 11 |
369 | I can see up her dress. | 1.4091 | 0.04350 | 220 | 149 | 52 | 19 |
370 | I had a non-speaking part in ‘The Wedding Singer’ so this is a step up for me. | 1.4091 | 0.04254 | 220 | 147 | 56 | 17 |
371 | I’m going right to your new wife’s thighs. | 1.4089 | 0.04418 | 225 | 155 | 48 | 22 |
372 | Actually, I'm a torte lawyer. | 1.4089 | 0.03994 | 225 | 146 | 66 | 13 |
373 | Death by a thousand cuts. | 1.4089 | 0.04140 | 225 | 149 | 60 | 16 |
374 | Make it quick and I won't shed a tier | 1.4083 | 0.04180 | 218 | 144 | 59 | 15 |
375 | Tell her to lose the stiletto heels. | 1.4054 | 0.04319 | 222 | 151 | 52 | 19 |
376 | Nice to meet you in person | 1.4047 | 0.04216 | 215 | 143 | 57 | 15 |
377 | ‘Ok, so what we have here is a multi-layered situation.’ | 1.4045 | 0.04298 | 220 | 149 | 53 | 18 |
378 | Maybe it wasn't a good idea to eat mushrooms on your wedding day, Dylan... | 1.4038 | 0.04545 | 213 | 148 | 44 | 21 |
379 | I don't think it will last - they're arguing already | 1.4038 | 0.04190 | 213 | 141 | 58 | 14 |
380 | So, this cake walks into a doctor’s office with a wedding couple on his head... | 1.4038 | 0.04346 | 213 | 144 | 52 | 17 |
381 | Word of advice: be very careful what you ask for at Aladdin's Magic Bakery. | 1.4038 | 0.04190 | 213 | 141 | 58 | 14 |
382 | I'm telling you there are more layers to this story. | 1.4038 | 0.04243 | 213 | 141 | 56 | 15 |
383 | Sometimes, I wish I was a pie. I would learn all my fractions. | 1.4038 | 0.04190 | 213 | 141 | 58 | 14 |
384 | Honestly, I don't think it's going to last. The groom has been eyeing me all night. | 1.4038 | 0.04294 | 213 | 143 | 54 | 16 |
385 | Don't marry her! She's a witch who turned me into a talking wedding cake! | 1.4028 | 0.04374 | 211 | 143 | 51 | 17 |
386 | She told me to tell you its not you, Gary, she's just decided to go gluten free. | 1.4028 | 0.04322 | 211 | 142 | 53 | 16 |
387 | Wanna guess why he looks like your brother Fred? | 1.4028 | 0.04216 | 211 | 140 | 57 | 14 |
388 | Don't worry. Getting married is a piece of cake. | 1.4028 | 0.04476 | 211 | 145 | 47 | 19 |
389 | You'll do alright as long as you repeat after me: marriage is a piece of cake. | 1.4028 | 0.04425 | 211 | 144 | 49 | 18 |
390 | Tell them the cake talks to you and told you not to get married. They'll help you leave immediately. | 1.4028 | 0.04425 | 211 | 144 | 49 | 18 |
391 | Angel or devil? Soon enough you’ll know | 1.4028 | 0.04425 | 211 | 144 | 49 | 18 |
392 | Want to watch me make them dance? | 1.4028 | 0.03936 | 216 | 139 | 67 | 10 |
393 | It's pandemic, I get it, no guests. But where's your bride? | 1.4028 | 0.04498 | 216 | 150 | 45 | 21 |
394 | I know, I know, I know you don't like being put on a pedestal, but...surprise! | 1.4028 | 0.04252 | 216 | 145 | 55 | 16 |
395 | In the Theater, this is called FORESHADOWING | 1.4019 | 0.04188 | 209 | 138 | 58 | 13 |
396 | You look better than the figure -- remember, the cake always adds ten pounds. | 1.4019 | 0.04349 | 209 | 141 | 52 | 16 |
397 | I was the top tier at my first wedding. | 1.4019 | 0.04296 | 209 | 140 | 54 | 15 |
398 | Don't make this weird. Just grab a piece of me and stick it in your wife's mouth. | 1.4019 | 0.04132 | 209 | 137 | 60 | 12 |
399 | This isn't how I wanted to spend my weekend either. | 1.4019 | 0.03331 | 209 | 149 | 45 | 14 |
400 | If you go through with this, she'll eat us alive. | 1.4019 | 0.04454 | 209 | 143 | 48 | 18 |
401 | Run away now and you'll save us both! | 1.4019 | 0.04076 | 209 | 136 | 62 | 11 |
402 | In 2020, it wasn't the machines that became self-aware. | 1.4019 | 0.04132 | 209 | 137 | 60 | 12 |
403 | It's been an honor to serve you on my last day | 1.4019 | 0.04242 | 209 | 139 | 56 | 14 |
404 | Personally, I think it’s better to have your cake than to eat it. | 1.4019 | 0.04132 | 209 | 137 | 60 | 12 |
405 | Psst....Not sure the LSD before the wedding was a good idea | 1.4019 | 0.04329 | 214 | 145 | 52 | 17 |
406 | Psst, repeat after me. "Yes, dear." | 1.4019 | 0.04380 | 214 | 146 | 50 | 18 |
407 | Wow. You look a lot bigger in person. | 1.4019 | 0.04227 | 214 | 143 | 56 | 15 |
408 | Vanilla, but that’s your only question? | 1.4019 | 0.04329 | 214 | 145 | 52 | 17 |
409 | She’s not saying she loves him. She’s warning him not to track frosting into the house. | 1.4019 | 0.04227 | 214 | 143 | 56 | 15 |
410 | Sure it’s all hunky dory today, but a year from now we both might be in the deep freeze. | 1.4019 | 0.04380 | 214 | 146 | 50 | 18 |
411 | Hey, buddy, free me from this cake and I’ll grant you three wishes. | 1.4019 | 0.04329 | 214 | 145 | 52 | 17 |
412 | Alexa.....turn off cake | 1.4019 | 0.04227 | 214 | 143 | 56 | 15 |
413 | You think you're sad? I've been in tiers all night! | 1.4019 | 0.04329 | 214 | 145 | 52 | 17 |
414 | Do you think everyone can tell I’m baked? | 1.4019 | 0.04227 | 214 | 143 | 56 | 15 |
415 | Yeah man, believe it or not, this is the pinnacle of your life...mine too BTW. | 1.4019 | 0.04329 | 214 | 145 | 52 | 17 |
416 | Pssst, this is her third time atop a cake. Don't tell her I told you! | 1.4010 | 0.04556 | 192 | 130 | 47 | 15 |
417 | There are layers of meaning here that go beyond human understanding. | 1.4010 | 0.04324 | 207 | 139 | 53 | 15 |
418 | As both your wedding cake and your friend,I recommend that you take a break from microdosing. | 1.4010 | 0.04536 | 207 | 143 | 45 | 19 |
419 | I have butter cream frosting and a raspberry mousse filling, and I can experience pain. | 1.4009 | 0.04200 | 212 | 141 | 57 | 14 |
420 | You should see what we do to the human at cake weddings. | 1.4009 | 0.04558 | 212 | 148 | 43 | 21 |
421 | You now may eat the bride | 1.4009 | 0.04459 | 212 | 146 | 47 | 19 |
422 | I hope for your sake, these are NOT anatomically correct. | 1.3990 | 0.04307 | 208 | 140 | 53 | 15 |
423 | She says she liked you better on Zoom. | 1.3971 | 0.04291 | 209 | 141 | 53 | 15 |
424 | Dude, it’s 2020, no one is going to blame you if you run. | 1.3971 | 0.04601 | 209 | 147 | 41 | 21 |
425 | This is the last peace you'll ever have! | 1.3961 | 0.04318 | 207 | 140 | 52 | 15 |
426 | You look familiar. | 1.3961 | 0.04264 | 207 | 139 | 54 | 14 |
427 | Get out while you can. She chose carrot cake. | 1.3960 | 0.04278 | 202 | 135 | 54 | 13 |
428 | Tell your lovely bride to put down the knife, and we can talk about this. | 1.3960 | 0.04392 | 202 | 137 | 50 | 15 |
429 | So, there are more than 10 people here from more than 1 household? | 1.3960 | 0.04335 | 202 | 136 | 52 | 14 |
430 | Of course, Alan, you can totally have more tequila. cakes always speak at weddings. | 1.3960 | 0.04335 | 202 | 136 | 52 | 14 |
431 | I've never seen you look at her the way you look at me. | 1.3951 | 0.04508 | 205 | 142 | 45 | 18 |
432 | It's bittersweet chocolate. | 1.3950 | 0.04247 | 200 | 133 | 55 | 12 |
433 | Single slice to go? | 1.3950 | 0.04750 | 200 | 142 | 37 | 21 |
434 | I know, you didn’t think 2020 could get worse! You’re talking to a cake. But think about it from my perspective, I suddenly acquired a consciousness. | 1.3950 | 0.04697 | 200 | 141 | 39 | 20 |
435 | After 8 months unemployed, it was either this or a contract gig with Entenmann's. | 1.3941 | 0.04056 | 203 | 140 | 49 | 14 |
436 | It's not over, we can both get out of this! | 1.3941 | 0.04375 | 203 | 138 | 50 | 15 |
437 | It's 2020. Are you really shocked that a cake can talk? | 1.3941 | 0.04430 | 203 | 139 | 48 | 15 |
438 | Please get these people off of my hat. | 1.3941 | 0.04430 | 203 | 139 | 48 | 16 |
439 | And to top it all off, seems she's run off with your little brother. | 1.3941 | 0.04430 | 203 | 139 | 48 | 16 |
440 | It was at that moment Herald realized he was at the wrong wedding. | 1.3941 | 0.04375 | 203 | 138 | 50 | 15 |
441 | You should have told them I’m for a Bar Mitzvah. They charge twice as much for me when they know it’s a wedding. | 1.3941 | 0.04539 | 203 | 141 | 44 | 18 |
442 | I always tier up at weddings. | 1.3939 | 0.04565 | 198 | 137 | 44 | 17 |
443 | Take me with you! | 1.3939 | 0.04620 | 198 | 138 | 42 | 18 |
444 | In her defense, you don’t look like your Tinder profile either. | 1.3930 | 0.04111 | 201 | 132 | 59 | 10 |
445 | On the bright side, since the bride isn't here, you can have all of me to yourself! | 1.3930 | 0.04111 | 201 | 132 | 59 | 10 |
446 | The champagne fountain was a much better conversationalist. | 1.3930 | 0.04347 | 201 | 136 | 51 | 14 |
447 | She chose number 50, of the ways to leave your lover. | 1.3929 | 0.04539 | 196 | 135 | 45 | 16 |
448 | I could make it happen. So simple. Just a cake structural failure, over she goes, and then you're free. | 1.3929 | 0.04539 | 196 | 135 | 45 | 16 |
449 | Enjoy yourself, it's as close to equal, in her eyes, as you will ever be. | 1.3929 | 0.04363 | 196 | 132 | 51 | 13 |
450 | How much time do I have left? | 1.3927 | 0.04440 | 191 | 129 | 49 | 13 |
451 | Hey, you look familiar! | 1.3911 | 0.04711 | 202 | 144 | 37 | 21 |
452 | I can't stand them either. | 1.3900 | 0.04181 | 200 | 133 | 56 | 11 |
453 | Take a look- that's not you up there that's your buddy Ralph! | 1.3900 | 0.04300 | 200 | 135 | 52 | 13 |
454 | Psst.. Hey. You. Yes. Can you warn her that just yesterday I saw him up there with a brunette? | 1.3889 | 0.04559 | 198 | 138 | 43 | 17 |
455 | PSSSS,listen up,run! I mean run as away as fast as you can. The icing is tofu and sugar substitute. The cake is mostly bean flour with vanilla and date sugar. | 1.3889 | 0.04502 | 198 | 137 | 45 | 16 |
456 | The Gender Reveal option is extra. | 1.3889 | 0.04502 | 198 | 137 | 45 | 16 |
457 | Yes, this cake is talking and it's saying 'don't.' | 1.3889 | 0.04614 | 198 | 139 | 41 | 18 |
458 | Are human feet always this cold? | 1.3889 | 0.04328 | 198 | 134 | 51 | 13 |
459 | Yes I am the icing on the cake | 1.3886 | 0.04584 | 193 | 134 | 43 | 16 |
460 | I can add a marriage counselor to the topper for thirty bucks more. | 1.3869 | 0.04540 | 199 | 139 | 43 | 17 |
461 | Has she told you yet that I’m also a gender-reveal cake? | 1.3866 | 0.04737 | 194 | 138 | 37 | 19 |
462 | It was at this moment that Roger questioned whether the cake was truly vegan. | 1.3866 | 0.04385 | 194 | 132 | 49 | 13 |
463 | Woah,man... you look really different in person. | 1.3866 | 0.04446 | 194 | 133 | 47 | 14 |
464 | Run! | 1.3862 | 0.04769 | 189 | 134 | 37 | 18 |
465 | You're wearing that? | 1.3862 | 0.04827 | 189 | 135 | 35 | 19 |
466 | That’s right. They’re fake, but I’m real. | 1.3862 | 0.04400 | 189 | 128 | 49 | 12 |
467 | She likes me more than you. | 1.3862 | 0.04464 | 189 | 129 | 47 | 13 |
468 | So I got the hair wrong! | 1.3862 | 0.04588 | 189 | 131 | 43 | 15 |
469 | "You sure you want a piece of this?" | 1.3862 | 0.04588 | 189 | 131 | 43 | 15 |
470 | Those mushrooms kicking in yet? | 1.3862 | 0.04271 | 189 | 126 | 53 | 10 |
471 | Is this your first wedding too? | 1.3850 | 0.04559 | 187 | 129 | 44 | 14 |
472 | Well, you can "have me", but you can't eat me too. | 1.3850 | 0.04093 | 187 | 132 | 42 | 13 |
473 | Hey buddy, you want a piece of me? | 1.3842 | 0.04507 | 190 | 131 | 45 | 14 |
474 | So they made a mistake...get John to put on a dress. | 1.3842 | 0.04689 | 190 | 134 | 39 | 17 |
475 | What starts in tiers, ends in tears. | 1.3842 | 0.04569 | 190 | 132 | 43 | 15 |
476 | Guilt sank in as Gulliver placed the Lilliputians atop the wedding cake. | 1.3842 | 0.04569 | 190 | 132 | 43 | 15 |
477 | The life is short, but sweet. | 1.3842 | 0.04445 | 190 | 130 | 47 | 13 |
478 | Oh yes, the best man did slip you a mushroom. | 1.3842 | 0.04748 | 190 | 135 | 37 | 18 |
479 | That's actually her with your best man | 1.3842 | 0.04689 | 190 | 134 | 39 | 17 |
480 | What do you mean I don't get emotional at weddings. I'm in tiers. | 1.3842 | 0.04748 | 190 | 135 | 37 | 18 |
481 | A glass of champagne, please. Oh...so sorry. I thought you were a waiter. | 1.3842 | 0.04318 | 190 | 128 | 51 | 11 |
482 | I initially auditioned for the wedding band, but a gig's a gig. | 1.3842 | 0.04629 | 190 | 133 | 41 | 16 |
483 | Excuse my gushing, but this is my first time meeting a wedding cake topper model. | 1.3842 | 0.04507 | 190 | 131 | 45 | 14 |
484 | Let's shed a tier and get out of here. | 1.3842 | 0.04187 | 190 | 131 | 47 | 12 |
485 | You're looking at 20 year older you: white-frosted head, layers of sponge and full of tiers. | 1.3842 | 0.04318 | 190 | 128 | 51 | 11 |
486 | I’ll topple over and create a diversion. Now’s your chance! | 1.3842 | 0.04220 | 190 | 129 | 50 | 11 |
487 | I agree, neither of us should be here. | 1.3842 | 0.04187 | 190 | 126 | 55 | 9 |
488 | You, me and a fork for old time’s sake. Whaddaya say? | 1.3842 | 0.04689 | 190 | 134 | 39 | 17 |
489 | Goin' somewhere buddy? | 1.3838 | 0.04259 | 185 | 123 | 53 | 9 |
490 | Sure, you live happily ever after and what’s left of me spends a year in the freezer. | 1.3838 | 0.04395 | 185 | 125 | 49 | 11 |
491 | I sing too | 1.3830 | 0.04539 | 188 | 130 | 44 | 14 |
492 | Do you think she would be marrying you if you hadn't won the New Yorker caption contest? | 1.3830 | 0.04601 | 188 | 131 | 42 | 15 |
493 | Did you know that marriage is the cause of divorce? | 1.3830 | 0.04476 | 188 | 129 | 46 | 13 |
494 | They're tiers of joy | 1.3830 | 0.04412 | 188 | 133 | 40 | 15 |
495 | This is the best superspreader I've been to all month! | 1.3830 | 0.04539 | 188 | 130 | 44 | 14 |
496 | I’m fine; I’m just in tiers. | 1.3830 | 0.04539 | 188 | 130 | 44 | 14 |
497 | Honey, did you really take acid right before our wedding? | 1.3830 | 0.04663 | 188 | 132 | 40 | 16 |
498 | Have a good look, because it's the last time you'll be on top of anything | 1.3825 | 0.04689 | 183 | 128 | 40 | 15 |
499 | My agent tried to get me a gig as a fruitcake | 1.3825 | 0.04689 | 183 | 128 | 40 | 15 |
500 | But if you’re here, who’s that making out with the bride? | 1.3825 | 0.04493 | 183 | 125 | 46 | 12 |
501 | Are you sure the people have no bread? | 1.3825 | 0.04559 | 183 | 126 | 44 | 13 |
502 | They're plastic. They don't have to social distance. | 1.3817 | 0.04241 | 186 | 124 | 53 | 9 |
503 | I bet I’ll last longer than your marriage. | 1.3817 | 0.04376 | 186 | 126 | 49 | 11 |
504 | This might be my last chance to tell you how I feel about you. | 1.3817 | 0.04442 | 186 | 127 | 47 | 12 |
505 | Let them eat Marie.” | 1.3817 | 0.04696 | 186 | 131 | 39 | 16 |
506 | Weddings always make me tiery. | 1.3817 | 0.04309 | 186 | 125 | 51 | 10 |
507 | Facemaaask!!! | 1.3817 | 0.04571 | 186 | 129 | 43 | 14 |
508 | She's trouble, and that's from the top. | 1.3817 | 0.04442 | 186 | 127 | 47 | 12 |
509 | I hear ya, but I'm an old family recipe so two guys up there were pretty much out of the question. | 1.3817 | 0.04634 | 186 | 130 | 41 | 15 |
510 | Congrats. You made it to the top. | 1.3817 | 0.04442 | 186 | 127 | 47 | 12 |
511 | Marriage? I'm telling you, it's death by a thousand cuts. | 1.3817 | 0.04309 | 186 | 125 | 51 | 10 |
512 | Hearing voices from wedding cakes is often a sign of commitment problems. | 1.3817 | 0.04309 | 186 | 125 | 51 | 10 |
513 | Here's to new beginnings and horrific endings. | 1.3817 | 0.04819 | 186 | 133 | 35 | 18 |
514 | ...and the REALLY bad news is that I’m gluten free. | 1.3817 | 0.04507 | 186 | 128 | 45 | 13 |
515 | Last night I dreamt that I was a wedding cake. I woke up in tiers. | 1.3812 | 0.04245 | 181 | 120 | 53 | 8 |
516 | When’s the part where we get to object to this union? | 1.3812 | 0.04245 | 181 | 120 | 53 | 8 |
517 | Yes, I can see up the bride's dress. | 1.3812 | 0.04387 | 181 | 122 | 49 | 10 |
518 | Glad to see I’m not the only one here who’s bland and tasteless. | 1.3812 | 0.04724 | 181 | 127 | 39 | 15 |
519 | Dude, in one bite your life will shrink in one way but expand in another. | 1.3812 | 0.04592 | 181 | 125 | 43 | 13 |
520 | Doesn’t seem like a piece of cake now does it? | 1.3812 | 0.04724 | 181 | 127 | 39 | 15 |
521 | Hey, Mac, gotta knife? | 1.3810 | 0.04457 | 189 | 130 | 46 | 13 |
522 | Oh sure, at first it's all 'oohh and aaww' ; then they cut you to ribbons and smash you into each others' faces. | 1.3799 | 0.04625 | 179 | 124 | 42 | 13 |
523 | The couple on the top floor never shut up. | 1.3797 | 0.04291 | 187 | 126 | 51 | 10 |
524 | Am I crazy or are there people on my head? | 1.3791 | 0.04190 | 182 | 128 | 40 | 12 |
525 | Remember it. This is the last time you’ll ever see eye to eye. | 1.3791 | 0.04571 | 182 | 126 | 43 | 13 |
526 | Sorry, John. She told me that, in the end, size does matter. | 1.3791 | 0.04766 | 182 | 129 | 37 | 16 |
527 | She’s in quarantine... and says, you shouldn’t wait. | 1.3791 | 0.04368 | 182 | 123 | 49 | 10 |
528 | I'll tell you where I got my topper if you tell me where you got yours. | 1.3791 | 0.04571 | 182 | 126 | 43 | 13 |
529 | Psst–I heard the bride wanted a piece of me | 1.3791 | 0.04766 | 182 | 129 | 37 | 16 |
530 | Steve, if I am actually the foundation of this marriage, we gotta talk. | 1.3791 | 0.04766 | 182 | 129 | 37 | 16 |
531 | Does my makeup look caked on to you? | 1.3791 | 0.04368 | 182 | 123 | 49 | 10 |
532 | Sorry but he was just a better fit! | 1.3784 | 0.04320 | 185 | 125 | 50 | 10 |
533 | Pssst, layer 2 is cardboard. | 1.3778 | 0.04326 | 180 | 121 | 50 | 9 |
534 | Could you tell your bride to take off her heels? They're giving me a headache. | 1.3778 | 0.04537 | 180 | 124 | 44 | 12 |
535 | At least you supported a small business right? | 1.3778 | 0.04671 | 180 | 126 | 40 | 14 |
536 | You can have me OR eat me - not both. | 1.3770 | 0.04551 | 183 | 127 | 43 | 13 |
537 | If you don't get yourself out of this; we're both just going to end up being eaten alive! | 1.3770 | 0.04279 | 183 | 123 | 51 | 9 |
538 | She said to tell you not to wait. | 1.3770 | 0.04417 | 183 | 125 | 47 | 11 |
539 | Eat all you want, but please don't shove me in anyone's face. | 1.3770 | 0.04617 | 183 | 128 | 41 | 14 |
540 | This is why I should be the only thing baked on your wedding day. | 1.3770 | 0.04417 | 183 | 125 | 47 | 11 |
541 | There's a hacksaw in the center tier. | 1.3764 | 0.04499 | 178 | 122 | 45 | 11 |
542 | When the time comes, make it quick. | 1.3757 | 0.04516 | 181 | 125 | 44 | 12 |
543 | You may have heard of the cake walk--well, I'm the cake talk ... | 1.3750 | 0.04603 | 176 | 122 | 42 | 12 |
544 | You stick a finger in the icing and I collapse the cake. Are we clear ? | 1.3736 | 0.04565 | 174 | 120 | 43 | 11 |
545 | Yes, she really does love him. And no, I'm not chocolate. | 1.3736 | 0.03854 | 174 | 121 | 44 | 8 |
546 | Great hair | 1.3736 | 0.04565 | 174 | 120 | 43 | 11 |
547 | Your mother and me want you to marry a woman. | 1.3736 | 0.04847 | 174 | 124 | 35 | 15 |
548 | You’re high | 1.3736 | 0.04708 | 174 | 122 | 39 | 13 |
549 | Right as she’s about to take a bite of me you smash me in her face | 1.3736 | 0.04565 | 174 | 120 | 43 | 11 |
550 | You're not climbing up there too, Ron. | 1.3736 | 0.04915 | 174 | 125 | 33 | 16 |
551 | She'll never love you as much as I love you, Paul. | 1.3736 | 0.04708 | 174 | 122 | 39 | 13 |
552 | She ran off with the baker, didn't she? | 1.3729 | 0.04787 | 177 | 126 | 36 | 15 |
553 | Do you want a piece of me? | 1.3721 | 0.04524 | 172 | 118 | 44 | 10 |
554 | She ran off with the Butcher And the Baker. | 1.3721 | 0.04744 | 172 | 121 | 38 | 13 |
555 | Speak now or forever hold your piece... | 1.3714 | 0.04471 | 175 | 120 | 45 | 10 |
556 | Hindsight is 2020 | 1.3714 | 0.04615 | 175 | 122 | 41 | 12 |
557 | Psst, I know this looks like a traditional wedding but JSYK, I self-identify as a pie. | 1.3714 | 0.04755 | 175 | 124 | 37 | 14 |
558 | Hey buddy. How about you skip the cake-cutting and just serve those rowdy cupcakes over there? | 1.3706 | 0.04707 | 170 | 119 | 39 | 12 |
559 | Don’t worry buddy, things change. I used to be two teaspoons of baking powder. You’ll adjust. | 1.3706 | 0.04480 | 170 | 116 | 45 | 9 |
560 | You look taller in person | 1.3699 | 0.04930 | 173 | 125 | 32 | 16 |
561 | She's not coming. She thinks the figurine makes her look fat. | 1.3699 | 0.04577 | 173 | 120 | 42 | 11 |
562 | I’m filled with both excitement and dread with a hint of strawberry. I have many layers. | 1.3699 | 0.04503 | 173 | 119 | 44 | 10 |
563 | Well,you should have told them you were gay. | 1.3699 | 0.04721 | 173 | 122 | 38 | 13 |
564 | Sure I’m a pretty face but feel crumby inside. | 1.3699 | 0.04649 | 173 | 121 | 40 | 12 |
565 | You should hear some of the things these two have been arguing about! | 1.3699 | 0.04503 | 173 | 119 | 44 | 10 |
566 | Of course I am the icing on the cake! | 1.3699 | 0.04577 | 173 | 120 | 42 | 11 |
567 | That ceremony left me in tiers | 1.3699 | 0.04649 | 173 | 121 | 40 | 12 |
568 | "This is where I usually like to point out to the happy couple that, as a matter of principle, wanting to have your cake and eat it too is a bad idea." | 1.3699 | 0.04721 | 173 | 122 | 38 | 13 |
569 | Yes, cake’s talk. Up until 2020 we’ve had nothing to complain about. | 1.3699 | 0.04649 | 173 | 121 | 40 | 12 |
570 | As your cake, I must warn you not to go through with this! | 1.3699 | 0.04577 | 173 | 120 | 42 | 11 |
571 | You should hear what they are saying about you! | 1.3699 | 0.04503 | 173 | 119 | 44 | 10 |
572 | You’re so much bigger in person! | 1.3699 | 0.04930 | 173 | 125 | 32 | 16 |
573 | She wanted the frosting to look like your hair. | 1.3699 | 0.04273 | 173 | 116 | 50 | 7 |
574 | Guv's new Covid rules...Only one guest per wedding | 1.3699 | 0.04503 | 173 | 119 | 44 | 10 |
575 | You couldn't even agree on chocolate or vanilla-- are you sure this is a good idea? | 1.3699 | 0.04792 | 173 | 123 | 36 | 14 |
576 | It probably is just a coincidence she looks like your mother. | 1.3699 | 0.04792 | 173 | 123 | 36 | 14 |
577 | Any chance you can sneak back a few shrimp? | 1.3699 | 0.04577 | 173 | 120 | 42 | 11 |
578 | They said they were headed to MacArthur Park. | 1.3699 | 0.04861 | 173 | 124 | 34 | 15 |
579 | I offer raspberry over chocolate, not hope over experience. | 1.3699 | 0.04577 | 173 | 120 | 42 | 11 |
580 | It's 2020, does a talking cake really surprise you anymore?? | 1.3699 | 0.04427 | 173 | 118 | 46 | 9 |
581 | Give it a minute. She found out about his little cupcake on the side. | 1.3699 | 0.04577 | 173 | 120 | 42 | 11 |
582 | Actually, you’re in MY nightmare. | 1.3699 | 0.04721 | 173 | 122 | 38 | 13 |
583 | SIX FEET | 1.3699 | 0.04861 | 173 | 124 | 34 | 15 |
584 | I told you 2020 would end in tiers | 1.3699 | 0.04649 | 173 | 121 | 40 | 12 |
585 | It’s great to finally put a face to a shoe print | 1.3688 | 0.05173 | 141 | 99 | 32 | 10 |
586 | Listen: Historically and metaphorically, don't let 'em eat cake! | 1.3684 | 0.04459 | 171 | 117 | 45 | 9 |
587 | Sorry, Mr. Trump. We couldn’t give your figurine a huge bulge in the crotch area. | 1.3684 | 0.05106 | 171 | 126 | 27 | 18 |
588 | Spoiler alert I taste like box cake that you just paid $2000 for... | 1.3684 | 0.04900 | 171 | 123 | 33 | 15 |
589 | If you go through with this, I’m finished. | 1.3676 | 0.05199 | 136 | 95 | 32 | 9 |
590 | All I'm saying is, if my wife ordered a gluten-free cake with vegan icing for our wedding, I'd not bother to freeze the top tier for the first anniversary. | 1.3675 | 0.04703 | 166 | 116 | 39 | 11 |
591 | She’s sleeping with your brother | 1.3675 | 0.04930 | 166 | 119 | 33 | 14 |
592 | I'm looking for this "flour" girl everybody keeps mentioning | 1.3669 | 0.04165 | 169 | 112 | 52 | 5 |
593 | These tiers are only the beginning. | 1.3669 | 0.04491 | 169 | 116 | 44 | 9 |
594 | This wedding has me in tiers. | 1.3669 | 0.04794 | 169 | 120 | 36 | 13 |
595 | She'll have my shape in a few years. | 1.3669 | 0.04720 | 169 | 119 | 38 | 12 |
596 | That's right punk, don't even think about touching a knife . ... | 1.3669 | 0.04720 | 169 | 119 | 38 | 12 |
597 | The couple on top are splitting up. She caught him with a bride on top of another cake. | 1.3669 | 0.04794 | 169 | 120 | 36 | 13 |
598 | I’m so happy for you, I’m in tiers. | 1.3669 | 0.04720 | 169 | 119 | 38 | 12 |
599 | I promised myself no tiers. | 1.3669 | 0.04491 | 169 | 116 | 44 | 9 |
600 | Insert a dime, watch them dance! But for just three quarters... | 1.3669 | 0.04939 | 169 | 122 | 32 | 15 |
601 | Creating a living cake was the easiest part! It was the gluten free, dairy free, egg free, soy free that was hard! And I’m free range! | 1.3669 | 0.04794 | 169 | 120 | 36 | 13 |
602 | Great party. What happens next? | 1.3669 | 0.04411 | 169 | 115 | 46 | 8 |
603 | A caucasian heterosexual couple, how unfashionable! | 1.3669 | 0.04939 | 169 | 122 | 32 | 15 |
604 | We're going back to Tier 1 from Tier 3, whatever that means | 1.3669 | 0.04720 | 169 | 119 | 38 | 12 |
605 | You didn't get this from me but they put purell in the frosting. | 1.3669 | 0.04720 | 169 | 119 | 38 | 12 |
606 | You still haven’t told your mother, have you? | 1.3669 | 0.04331 | 169 | 114 | 48 | 7 |
607 | Looks like the end for both of us. | 1.3669 | 0.04794 | 169 | 120 | 36 | 13 |
608 | I would have gone with a layered look. | 1.3669 | 0.04451 | 169 | 118 | 41 | 9 |
609 | After they've said "I do," you can't really ask for a recount. | 1.3669 | 0.04867 | 169 | 121 | 34 | 14 |
610 | We had a sale on straight couples. | 1.3669 | 0.04867 | 169 | 121 | 34 | 14 |
611 | Come on. No one will notice just one bite... | 1.3669 | 0.04491 | 169 | 116 | 44 | 9 |
612 | Okay last chance Ted, for my sake, are you sure she’s the one? | 1.3669 | 0.04491 | 169 | 116 | 44 | 9 |
613 | You can run your finger along my side if you want... | 1.3669 | 0.04165 | 169 | 112 | 52 | 5 |
614 | Anyone ever told you your head looks like broccoli? | 1.3669 | 0.04939 | 169 | 122 | 32 | 15 |
615 | No, I won't scream when you cut me. But you'll know what you've done. | 1.3653 | 0.04602 | 167 | 116 | 41 | 10 |
616 | To be honest, you look nothing like your figurine. | 1.3653 | 0.04523 | 167 | 115 | 43 | 9 |
617 | Cake walk! I wish. | 1.3653 | 0.04602 | 167 | 116 | 41 | 10 |
618 | We'll both be a lot happier if we leave right now buddy | 1.3653 | 0.04756 | 167 | 118 | 37 | 12 |
619 | Yeah...well, not as crazy as you getting married. | 1.3653 | 0.04979 | 167 | 121 | 31 | 15 |
620 | Just between us, I give ‘em Two years. | 1.3653 | 0.04602 | 167 | 116 | 41 | 10 |
621 | It's my first as well. | 1.3653 | 0.04602 | 167 | 116 | 41 | 10 |
622 | Kyle now regrets eating the entire plate of brownies before the ceremony. | 1.3653 | 0.04756 | 167 | 118 | 37 | 12 |
623 | Psst, do it, nobody is watching! | 1.3653 | 0.04602 | 167 | 116 | 41 | 10 |
624 | Could you tell me if I am a wedding or a divorce cake? | 1.3653 | 0.04680 | 167 | 117 | 39 | 11 |
625 | She found out you voted for Trump didn’t she? | 1.3653 | 0.04680 | 167 | 117 | 39 | 11 |
626 | A clip-on tie; really? | 1.3647 | 0.04771 | 170 | 121 | 36 | 13 |
627 | Sorry but she chose your little brother instead. | 1.3647 | 0.04622 | 170 | 119 | 40 | 11 |
628 | I know. People save the top tier until their first anniversary. But you're smarter than that. You're gonna save the bottom tier. It's literally the biggest tier. And as you see, there's a life at stake. | 1.3647 | 0.04697 | 170 | 120 | 38 | 12 |
629 | I'm the ghost of marriages past... | 1.3647 | 0.04843 | 170 | 122 | 34 | 14 |
630 | Do you, Duncan Hines, take this woman, Betty Crocker... | 1.3642 | 0.04696 | 162 | 113 | 39 | 10 |
631 | What I really want to do is direct. | 1.3642 | 0.04696 | 162 | 113 | 39 | 10 |
632 | Looks like we were both in tiers tonight. | 1.3642 | 0.04777 | 162 | 114 | 37 | 11 |
633 | I'm the icing on the cake -- who the heck are you? | 1.3642 | 0.04777 | 162 | 114 | 37 | 11 |
634 | I know; you never thought you'd see it: Socially distanced wedding figurines on top of a talking cake. | 1.3642 | 0.04777 | 162 | 114 | 37 | 11 |
635 | You know what they say,always the cake and never the cake topper. | 1.3642 | 0.04530 | 162 | 111 | 43 | 8 |
636 | Could you move me closer to the bouquet toss? | 1.3642 | 0.04696 | 162 | 113 | 39 | 10 |
637 | I always get tiered up at weddings. | 1.3642 | 0.04613 | 162 | 112 | 41 | 9 |
638 | She ran off with the baker. It was the icing on the cake. | 1.3642 | 0.04935 | 162 | 116 | 33 | 13 |
639 | Don't worry, you're bride is nervous too. She's talking to her bouquet right now. | 1.3642 | 0.04357 | 162 | 109 | 47 | 6 |
640 | No one will ever believe you. | 1.3636 | 0.04945 | 165 | 119 | 32 | 14 |
641 | Love has many layers. | 1.3636 | 0.04794 | 165 | 117 | 36 | 12 |
642 | She isn’t wearing any undies. | 1.3636 | 0.04945 | 165 | 119 | 32 | 14 |
643 | Pssst. Your fly is down. | 1.3636 | 0.05093 | 165 | 121 | 28 | 16 |
644 | I’m baked, how bout you? | 1.3636 | 0.04794 | 165 | 117 | 36 | 12 |
645 | Nice bow tie, nerd. | 1.3636 | 0.04637 | 165 | 115 | 40 | 10 |
646 | Getting high won't get you out of this one. | 1.3631 | 0.04580 | 168 | 117 | 41 | 10 |
647 | Run, dude. | 1.3631 | 0.04657 | 168 | 118 | 39 | 11 |
648 | Don't eat the lasagna. | 1.3631 | 0.04881 | 168 | 121 | 33 | 14 |
649 | You think I'M scary?!? You're not wearing a mask!!! | 1.3631 | 0.04954 | 168 | 122 | 31 | 15 |
650 | The wedding was rigged. | 1.3631 | 0.04954 | 168 | 122 | 31 | 15 |
651 | The bakery van's out back. Make a run for it. | 1.3625 | 0.04975 | 160 | 115 | 32 | 13 |
652 | Ever wonder if the world is cake, and you're its topper? | 1.3625 | 0.04476 | 160 | 109 | 44 | 7 |
653 | It was a beautiful ceremony. I'm in tiers! | 1.3625 | 0.04563 | 160 | 110 | 42 | 8 |
654 | Marriage is like improvisational acting, just go with it, and relax those arms, you look stupid. | 1.3625 | 0.04815 | 160 | 113 | 36 | 11 |
655 | Psst. Just pound on the church door and shout ‘Elaine!! Elaine!!’ | 1.3625 | 0.04732 | 160 | 112 | 38 | 10 |
656 | . . . but if you DON’T eat me, you will have a long and happy marriage. | 1.3625 | 0.05131 | 160 | 117 | 28 | 15 |
657 | There's a metal file and a business card for a good attorney in my top layer. | 1.3625 | 0.05054 | 160 | 116 | 30 | 14 |
658 | Not to put a damper on the festivities, but statistics show you two have a 50-50 chance. | 1.3625 | 0.04649 | 160 | 111 | 40 | 9 |
659 | What did you expect from a social distancing cake? | 1.3625 | 0.04732 | 160 | 112 | 38 | 10 |
660 | We're not so different, you and me. | 1.3625 | 0.04815 | 160 | 113 | 36 | 11 |
661 | Where'd that girl come from? It's supposed to be Jeffrey. | 1.3625 | 0.03005 | 160 | 120 | 31 | 8 |
662 | I told her you forgot your mask, so she left. | 1.3625 | 0.04649 | 160 | 111 | 40 | 9 |
663 | So, you expected the little toy Groom to look like you? Why ruin everyone’s appetite for dessert! | 1.3625 | 0.04649 | 160 | 111 | 40 | 9 |
664 | Of course I can talk. Where do you think the expression “shut your cake-hole” comes from? | 1.3625 | 0.04896 | 160 | 114 | 34 | 12 |
665 | I'm really looking forward to the reception. | 1.3625 | 0.04896 | 160 | 114 | 34 | 12 |
666 | Nice sentiment, but considering yourself 'the luckiest man alive' in 2020 is a rather low bar. | 1.3625 | 0.04732 | 160 | 112 | 38 | 10 |
667 | Oh, this is just the wedding; it only gets weirder from here! | 1.3625 | 0.04896 | 160 | 114 | 34 | 12 |
668 | There are a lot of nice girls at this wedding. Why don't you go talk to some of them? | 1.3625 | 0.04732 | 160 | 112 | 38 | 10 |
669 | Go ahead, you’ll never fit into that tux again anyway. | 1.3625 | 0.04815 | 160 | 113 | 36 | 11 |
670 | Hold on to that ring. I think they are renegotiating. | 1.3625 | 0.04563 | 160 | 110 | 42 | 8 |
671 | Psst... Do you think you could get me a cigarette and blindfold before they cut into me? | 1.3625 | 0.04732 | 160 | 112 | 38 | 10 |
672 | This is the last cake she will ever let you eat. | 1.3625 | 0.05131 | 160 | 117 | 28 | 15 |
673 | Let's salvage something out of this, send me to the food bank. | 1.3625 | 0.05054 | 160 | 116 | 30 | 14 |
674 | Don’t look so glum, you get me all to yourself now. | 1.3625 | 0.04896 | 160 | 114 | 34 | 12 |
675 | you must really love this woman, man- to let her put a cauliflower frosting on me! | 1.3625 | 0.05131 | 160 | 117 | 28 | 15 |
676 | I guess “congratulations John and Alex” was confusing for the baker. | 1.3625 | 0.04649 | 160 | 111 | 40 | 9 |
677 | 'Run like hell' | 1.3620 | 0.04507 | 163 | 112 | 43 | 8 |
678 | She eloped with the caterer. Looks, like you are going to get to eat your cake and freeze it too. | 1.3620 | 0.04590 | 163 | 113 | 41 | 9 |
679 | Don’t let them eat cake! | 1.3620 | 0.04792 | 163 | 118 | 32 | 13 |
680 | I just think it’s wrong on so many levels | 1.3620 | 0.04590 | 163 | 113 | 41 | 9 |
681 | Hey, buddy. Heads up. The caterer sneezed on the top-tier icing. | 1.3620 | 0.05136 | 163 | 120 | 27 | 16 |
682 | Weddings make me tier up. | 1.3620 | 0.04909 | 163 | 117 | 33 | 13 |
683 | Yup, it's a pyramid scheme. | 1.3620 | 0.04422 | 163 | 111 | 45 | 7 |
684 | Just wait, this is CBD Cake! | 1.3620 | 0.04753 | 163 | 115 | 37 | 11 |
685 | Look out - her feet feel a little cold to me | 1.3620 | 0.04590 | 163 | 113 | 41 | 9 |
686 | Don't cry, I'm going to start to tier up | 1.3620 | 0.04422 | 163 | 111 | 45 | 7 |
687 | She hopes you can still be friends | 1.3620 | 0.04590 | 163 | 113 | 41 | 9 |
688 | Hey, fatso! You want a piece of me? | 1.3614 | 0.04846 | 166 | 119 | 34 | 13 |
689 | Maybe the bride was stollen" | 1.3614 | 0.04693 | 166 | 117 | 38 | 11 |
690 | So, I see you drank the funny tasting punch. | 1.3614 | 0.04770 | 166 | 118 | 36 | 12 |
691 | Trust me, a perfect wedding has joy, tears and, most importantly, no one gets knifed. | 1.3614 | 0.04453 | 166 | 114 | 44 | 8 |
692 | Think of it as 'one less bell to answer' | 1.3614 | 0.04920 | 166 | 120 | 32 | 14 |
693 | Which one of us do you think will survive till tomorrow? | 1.3614 | 0.04693 | 166 | 117 | 38 | 11 |
694 | Sweetheart, you gotta trust me blindly on this one. At the count of three, jump off this thing and run. | 1.3614 | 0.04534 | 166 | 115 | 42 | 9 |
695 | What? You never saw a talking cake before?! | 1.3614 | 0.04920 | 166 | 120 | 32 | 14 |
696 | I'm not saying getting married is a bad idea, but she DID choose carrot cake and lavender frosting | 1.3614 | 0.04534 | 166 | 115 | 42 | 9 |
697 | I dunno, don’t you think the whole bride and groom look is a bit heteronormative? | 1.3614 | 0.04614 | 166 | 116 | 40 | 10 |
698 | Does that look like happily ever after to you? | 1.3609 | 0.04635 | 169 | 119 | 39 | 11 |
699 | I told you this would end in tiers. | 1.3602 | 0.04870 | 161 | 115 | 34 | 12 |
700 | I shed tiers and go to pieces. | 1.3602 | 0.04625 | 161 | 112 | 40 | 9 |
701 | You might know my cousin? He was at your bachelor party. A lady jumped out of him and gave you a lap dance? | 1.3598 | 0.04485 | 164 | 113 | 43 | 7 |
702 | I like to get totally baked at weddings. | 1.3598 | 0.04315 | 164 | 111 | 47 | 6 |
703 | ‘It would be wrong on so many levels.’ | 1.3598 | 0.05109 | 164 | 121 | 27 | 16 |
704 | I'm supposed to jump out naked. Tell me when. | 1.3598 | 0.04807 | 164 | 117 | 35 | 12 |
705 | Have you ever wondered about your reality? | 1.3598 | 0.04485 | 164 | 113 | 43 | 8 |
706 | Why aren’t they six feet apart!? | 1.3598 | 0.04960 | 164 | 119 | 31 | 14 |
707 | You're anthropomorphizing cake now? Gary, self-isolation is really getting to you. | 1.3598 | 0.04568 | 164 | 114 | 41 | 9 |
708 | You may now Zoom the bride. | 1.3598 | 0.04649 | 164 | 115 | 39 | 10 |
709 | You know that I'm the only reason you're here. | 1.3585 | 0.04486 | 159 | 109 | 43 | 7 |
710 | You look bigger in person. | 1.3585 | 0.04574 | 159 | 110 | 41 | 8 |
711 | For better or for worse could mean a lot of things in . . . The Twilight Zone. | 1.3585 | 0.04745 | 159 | 112 | 37 | 10 |
712 | She's not wearing panties! | 1.3585 | 0.04745 | 159 | 112 | 37 | 10 |
713 | I give it a year. | 1.3585 | 0.04661 | 159 | 111 | 39 | 9 |
714 | Those two will never stay together. | 1.3585 | 0.04486 | 159 | 109 | 43 | 7 |
715 | Look closer. That's your brother up there. | 1.3585 | 0.04745 | 159 | 112 | 37 | 10 |
716 | I saw you. At the rehearsal dinner. With my sister. | 1.3585 | 0.04661 | 159 | 111 | 39 | 9 |
717 | It wasn't me. Cakes don't fart. | 1.3585 | 0.04745 | 159 | 112 | 37 | 10 |
718 | The upside- I’m all yours. | 1.3585 | 0.04910 | 159 | 114 | 33 | 12 |
719 | Hey buddy... Would you drop that "Nutty as a fruitcake" line from your speech? | 1.3585 | 0.03545 | 159 | 116 | 34 | 8 |
720 | The back door is unlocked; make a run for it. | 1.3585 | 0.04787 | 159 | 115 | 32 | 12 |
721 | "Does this frosting make me look fat?" | 1.3585 | 0.04661 | 159 | 111 | 39 | 9 |
722 | I used to be married too, but she left me for another pie. | 1.3585 | 0.04828 | 159 | 113 | 35 | 11 |
723 | Can you remove the middle layer? My head is killing me. | 1.3585 | 0.04745 | 159 | 112 | 37 | 10 |
724 | Sorry, last minute casting change. | 1.3585 | 0.04397 | 159 | 108 | 45 | 6 |
725 | Don't worry; she's really a man but the bakery insisted on the dress. | 1.3585 | 0.04910 | 159 | 114 | 33 | 12 |
726 | You've grown! And you can move! | 1.3585 | 0.04661 | 159 | 111 | 39 | 9 |
727 | Great fun at the bachelor party! Now could you get me outta here? | 1.3585 | 0.04574 | 159 | 110 | 41 | 8 |
728 | It's either her or me - you can't have your cake and eat it too. | 1.3585 | 0.04661 | 159 | 111 | 39 | 9 |
729 | Guess how much a talking wedding cake costs? | 1.3585 | 0.04828 | 159 | 113 | 35 | 11 |
730 | It could’ve been us. | 1.3585 | 0.04745 | 159 | 112 | 37 | 10 |
731 | Now, nobody’s looking, run! | 1.3585 | 0.04745 | 159 | 112 | 37 | 10 |
732 | We should save the bottom layer | 1.3585 | 0.04486 | 159 | 109 | 43 | 7 |
733 | Pssst! Hey! Can you let me know when Trump has conceded so I know when to jump out? | 1.3585 | 0.04910 | 159 | 114 | 33 | 12 |
734 | She buys fake Christmas trees; what did you expect? | 1.3576 | 0.04783 | 165 | 118 | 35 | 12 |
735 | At least tell me if they make a cute couple. | 1.3576 | 0.04626 | 165 | 116 | 39 | 10 |
736 | Weddings always have me in tiers. | 1.3576 | 0.04463 | 165 | 114 | 43 | 8 |
737 | Word around the bakery is she's really not that into you. | 1.3562 | 0.04464 | 160 | 110 | 43 | 7 |
738 | If you want to escape, there's a divorce file baked inside. | 1.3562 | 0.04721 | 160 | 113 | 37 | 10 |
739 | Don’t act coy — everyone knows you’re baked too. | 1.3562 | 0.04721 | 160 | 113 | 37 | 10 |
740 | Your speech had me in tiers. | 1.3562 | 0.04637 | 160 | 112 | 39 | 9 |
741 | Odds are, you will get another chance. | 1.3548 | 0.04734 | 155 | 109 | 37 | 9 |
742 | I was saying that you are a mere, pale facsimile of your cake topper, providing epistemological proof of Plato’s forms. Geez, I have more layers than you. | 1.3548 | 0.05395 | 155 | 117 | 21 | 17 |
743 | Bad news: Your fiancee took off with an old flame. Good news: Eating cake while sobbing in anguish is negative calories. | 1.3548 | 0.04821 | 155 | 110 | 35 | 10 |
744 | Someone coughed on me, just sayin'. | 1.3548 | 0.04907 | 155 | 111 | 33 | 11 |
745 | Honey, marriage is no piece of cake | 1.3548 | 0.04821 | 155 | 110 | 35 | 10 |
746 | Belittled. Get used to it. | 1.3548 | 0.04992 | 155 | 112 | 31 | 12 |
747 | She decided we're both too vanilla. | 1.3548 | 0.04734 | 155 | 109 | 37 | 9 |
748 | So... you think you can top this? | 1.3548 | 0.04365 | 155 | 105 | 45 | 5 |
749 | You look fatter in-person. | 1.3546 | 0.05243 | 141 | 102 | 28 | 11 |
750 | I've been in tiers all day! | 1.3544 | 0.04758 | 158 | 112 | 36 | 10 |
751 | I can’t forever hold my piece. | 1.3544 | 0.04924 | 158 | 114 | 32 | 12 |
752 | Do you take this they, to be your lawfully wedded them? | 1.3544 | 0.04585 | 158 | 110 | 40 | 8 |
753 | Tell me I look fat in my icing and see how long this marriage lasts, Harold | 1.3544 | 0.04758 | 158 | 112 | 36 | 10 |
754 | That’s right, cake is the reward for agreeing to a lifetime of compromise. | 1.3544 | 0.04842 | 158 | 113 | 34 | 11 |
755 | Don't do it, Jeremy! | 1.3529 | 0.04861 | 153 | 109 | 34 | 10 |
756 | I guess it is like having only one flavor the rest of your life. | 1.3529 | 0.04771 | 153 | 108 | 36 | 9 |
757 | Yes, you can be on your cake and eat it too. | 1.3529 | 0.05202 | 153 | 113 | 26 | 14 |
758 | Wow! A talking figurine! | 1.3529 | 0.04861 | 153 | 109 | 34 | 10 |
759 | Marie Antoinette let them eat cake and look where it got her. | 1.3529 | 0.04948 | 153 | 110 | 32 | 11 |
760 | 6 feet away from me sir... This is a socially distanced wedding | 1.3529 | 0.04680 | 153 | 107 | 38 | 8 |
761 | It's a top-tier wedding. | 1.3529 | 0.04948 | 153 | 110 | 32 | 11 |
762 | Two tiers too many for a Zoom wedding. | 1.3529 | 0.04771 | 153 | 108 | 36 | 9 |
763 | You're better off without her; find someone your own size. | 1.3529 | 0.04771 | 153 | 108 | 36 | 9 |
764 | Does This Make Me Look Fat? | 1.3529 | 0.04587 | 153 | 106 | 40 | 7 |
765 | I thought we were celebrating my birthday. Who's the girl? | 1.3529 | 0.04771 | 153 | 108 | 36 | 9 |
766 | It's like I've been trying to tell you - this whole thing doesn't really work too well without a bride. | 1.3529 | 0.04634 | 153 | 109 | 35 | 9 |
767 | Does this cake make me look fat? | 1.3529 | 0.04587 | 153 | 106 | 40 | 7 |
768 | No mask, no cake and you'll need a six foot sword! | 1.3529 | 0.04861 | 153 | 109 | 34 | 10 |
769 | Not looking good . They're not even holding hands . | 1.3529 | 0.04861 | 153 | 109 | 34 | 10 |
770 | You can be honest with me. Do I look fattening? | 1.3529 | 0.04948 | 153 | 110 | 32 | 11 |
771 | I'll bet this marriage goes stale before I do. | 1.3529 | 0.04587 | 153 | 106 | 40 | 7 |
772 | They make it look so easy. | 1.3529 | 0.04587 | 153 | 106 | 40 | 7 |
773 | Even I know having a 300 person wedding during a pandemic was a dumb idea | 1.3529 | 0.04948 | 153 | 110 | 32 | 11 |
774 | You cut me, I cut you. Capeesh? | 1.3529 | 0.04948 | 153 | 110 | 32 | 11 |
775 | You're my last hope. If you say, "I do," I'm a goner! | 1.3529 | 0.04771 | 153 | 108 | 36 | 9 |
776 | You look much better in miniature | 1.3529 | 0.04587 | 153 | 106 | 40 | 7 |
777 | No, the figurine does not make you look fat. | 1.3529 | 0.04680 | 153 | 107 | 38 | 8 |
778 | I don’t know why I am here. I barely know these people. | 1.3529 | 0.05034 | 153 | 111 | 30 | 12 |
779 | Yes, you are definitely my biggest ever. Why do you ask? | 1.3529 | 0.04861 | 153 | 109 | 34 | 10 |
780 | The first cut is the deepest, and I'm not just talking about me. | 1.3529 | 0.04396 | 153 | 104 | 44 | 5 |
781 | If you cut me, I swear to God, I'm gonna be all up in your face! | 1.3529 | 0.05119 | 153 | 112 | 28 | 13 |
782 | This'll never last. | 1.3529 | 0.04861 | 153 | 109 | 34 | 10 |
783 | ...And for an extra $100, I can predict the exact date of your divorce. | 1.3529 | 0.04948 | 153 | 110 | 32 | 11 |
784 | Hey, have you seen up her up skirt yet? I have. | 1.3529 | 0.05034 | 153 | 111 | 30 | 12 |
785 | Hurry! They are waiting for you over in the"life size" room | 1.3529 | 0.04948 | 153 | 110 | 32 | 11 |
786 | Yes, you've had too much to drink, but think how I feel. I'm overbaked. | 1.3529 | 0.04948 | 153 | 110 | 32 | 11 |
787 | Well, look who made it to the top of Maslow’s Hierarchy. | 1.3529 | 0.05034 | 153 | 111 | 30 | 12 |
788 | Frosted feet are not the same as cold feet . | 1.3529 | 0.04948 | 153 | 110 | 32 | 11 |
789 | That reception left me in tiers. | 1.3529 | 0.05034 | 153 | 111 | 30 | 12 |
790 | When she left, she said, "Let him eat cake." | 1.3529 | 0.04861 | 153 | 109 | 34 | 10 |
791 | Get me out of here, and I’ll let the girl go, too. | 1.3529 | 0.04347 | 153 | 111 | 33 | 9 |
792 | Psst! Did you bring the pre-nup? | 1.3529 | 0.05119 | 153 | 112 | 28 | 13 |
793 | The baker totally captured your eyes. | 1.3529 | 0.04493 | 153 | 105 | 42 | 6 |
794 | It was a beautiful wedding — you had me in tiers! | 1.3529 | 0.04861 | 153 | 109 | 34 | 10 |
795 | If you’re looking for her she’s in the bathroom with the best man | 1.3529 | 0.04948 | 153 | 110 | 32 | 11 |
796 | A moment on the lips, a lifetime on the hips | 1.3529 | 0.05119 | 153 | 112 | 28 | 13 |
797 | Not you again.. | 1.3529 | 0.05034 | 153 | 111 | 30 | 12 |
798 | I bet, I'll last longer than you will | 1.3529 | 0.04771 | 153 | 108 | 36 | 9 |
799 | I’ve grown quite fondant of you | 1.3529 | 0.04680 | 153 | 107 | 38 | 8 |
800 | Stop eying me like I’m some piece of cheesecake. | 1.3529 | 0.04861 | 153 | 109 | 34 | 10 |
801 | Be gentle. It’s my first time | 1.3529 | 0.04680 | 153 | 107 | 38 | 8 |
802 | I know, no masks huh?! | 1.3529 | 0.04680 | 153 | 107 | 38 | 8 |
803 | Just a bite or two. That suit is looking a little snug. | 1.3529 | 0.05034 | 153 | 111 | 30 | 12 |
804 | Is our hair too matchy matchy ? | 1.3526 | 0.04530 | 156 | 108 | 41 | 7 |
805 | No, you can't give the speech. I'm the best man, you're the cake. | 1.3526 | 0.04796 | 156 | 111 | 35 | 10 |
806 | Psst. This thing is gluten free and vegan. I'd grab the cherry pie with Ben and Jerry's if I was you. | 1.3526 | 0.04881 | 156 | 112 | 33 | 11 |
807 | Please be gentle, this is my first time too. | 1.3510 | 0.04810 | 151 | 107 | 35 | 9 |
808 | Listen, Frank, I'm sorry but she's found someone else. Please just be the bigger man and move on. | 1.3510 | 0.04717 | 151 | 106 | 37 | 8 |
809 | Does this bride make me look fat? | 1.3510 | 0.04901 | 151 | 108 | 33 | 10 |
810 | Psst, What gives? My big brother had a girl IN his cake, not on top of it. | 1.3510 | 0.04810 | 151 | 107 | 35 | 9 |
811 | She saying that you will have to give her more space if this marriage is going to work! | 1.3510 | 0.04764 | 151 | 114 | 24 | 13 |
812 | Other than the hair, I think they did a pretty good job. | 1.3510 | 0.04427 | 151 | 103 | 43 | 5 |
813 | ...but what would I know about marriage? I'm just two candy dots and a frosting talking hole. | 1.3510 | 0.04810 | 151 | 107 | 35 | 9 |
814 | The real surprise is I'm gluten free. | 1.3510 | 0.04717 | 151 | 106 | 37 | 8 |
815 | You'll always be top tier to me. | 1.3510 | 0.04810 | 151 | 107 | 27 | 12 |
816 | What are you looking at? | 1.3510 | 0.04810 | 151 | 107 | 35 | 9 |
817 | Read my icing: no prenup! | 1.3510 | 0.04901 | 151 | 108 | 33 | 10 |
818 | Her message said, if you like carrot cake so much, why don’t you marry IT! | 1.3510 | 0.04810 | 151 | 107 | 35 | 9 |
819 | It is a time for tiers, not tears. | 1.3506 | 0.04563 | 154 | 106 | 40 | 7 |
820 | It looked bigger on Instagram | 1.3506 | 0.04921 | 154 | 111 | 32 | 11 |
821 | This is your worst nightmare? “THIS is your worst nightmare?! What about me?! | 1.3490 | 0.04849 | 149 | 106 | 34 | 9 |
822 | Yup. I'm a talking cake. You shouldn't have taken those drugs, Frank. | 1.3490 | 0.04755 | 149 | 105 | 36 | 8 |
823 | I’m sorry Martin and Susan are self isolating so they sent their representatives. | 1.3490 | 0.03679 | 149 | 109 | 32 | 7 |
824 | God I want to be inside you | 1.3487 | 0.04962 | 152 | 110 | 31 | 11 |
825 | The buttons on your shirt look just like eyes! | 1.3487 | 0.04874 | 152 | 109 | 33 | 10 |
826 | I’ve come to learn that how you feel on the inside isn’t so important after all. | 1.3487 | 0.04784 | 152 | 108 | 35 | 9 |
827 | Fools! They had one wish and wished to be married on top of a wedding cake. So I shrunk them. | 1.3487 | 0.05219 | 152 | 113 | 25 | 14 |
828 | Well Bill unfortunately I don’t think her absence is due to travel restrictions | 1.3487 | 0.04598 | 152 | 106 | 39 | 7 |
829 | Word of advice: if you want the next forty years to go well, go gentle of the shoving-me-in-her-face-thing. | 1.3469 | 0.04984 | 147 | 106 | 31 | 10 |
830 | Yeah, the ‘everything is cake’ meme was fun, but what I really want to do is direct. | 1.3469 | 0.04695 | 147 | 103 | 37 | 7 |
831 | Oh, I’m not just gluten free and vegan, I’m also a SmartCake™️ | 1.3469 | 0.04984 | 147 | 106 | 31 | 10 |
832 | No, no, I'm looking forward to being cut up, eaten and then digested by your friends and loved ones. | 1.3469 | 0.04889 | 147 | 105 | 33 | 9 |
833 | We might have different jobs but I too can relate to the feeling of being walked on, cut apart and chewed up all the time. | 1.3469 | 0.04695 | 147 | 103 | 37 | 7 |
834 | Hey, Craig. You wanna piece of me? | 1.3467 | 0.05180 | 150 | 111 | 26 | 13 |
835 | She loves wedding cakes so much, this is her 8th one Henry! | 1.3467 | 0.05004 | 150 | 109 | 30 | 11 |
836 | Elope. | 1.3467 | 0.04822 | 150 | 107 | 34 | 9 |
837 | Everybody gangsta till the cake starts talking. | 1.3467 | 0.04914 | 150 | 108 | 32 | 10 |
838 | He couldn't quite put his finger on it, but there seemed to be something lying underneath the layers of matrimonial bliss..... | 1.3467 | 0.04535 | 150 | 103 | 40 | 6 |
839 | I am a wedding cake. Of course, you are hallucinating. | 1.3467 | 0.05004 | 150 | 109 | 30 | 11 |
840 | She said you weren't really top-tier." | 1.3467 | 0.04914 | 150 | 108 | 32 | 10 |
841 | Hey you, I KNOW—I know ‘you wanna layer’... | 1.3453 | 0.05375 | 139 | 103 | 24 | 12 |
842 | This is just temporary... I really want to be a wedding singer. | 1.3446 | 0.04766 | 148 | 105 | 35 | 8 |
843 | Pssst, save the bottom layer | 1.3446 | 0.05138 | 148 | 109 | 27 | 12 |
844 | Are you the London Fling, the Paris Affair or the Munich Weekend? I can't keep up. | 1.3446 | 0.04862 | 148 | 106 | 33 | 9 |
845 | I hear you, guy, but think how silly those two figures would look on top of a giant pizza with everything. | 1.3446 | 0.04766 | 148 | 105 | 35 | 8 |
846 | Hey! Are you the guy that's standing on me? | 1.3446 | 0.04955 | 148 | 107 | 31 | 10 |
847 | Only a prenup can guarantee having your cake and eating it too. | 1.3446 | 0.05138 | 148 | 109 | 27 | 12 |
848 | The icing on the cake? You're marrying a tart. | 1.3446 | 0.05047 | 148 | 108 | 29 | 11 |
849 | I would never dessert you | 1.3446 | 0.04766 | 148 | 105 | 35 | 8 |
850 | And they say size doesn't matter | 1.3446 | 0.05047 | 148 | 108 | 29 | 11 |
851 | For budget reasons we shed some tiers. | 1.3431 | 0.05016 | 137 | 98 | 31 | 8 |
852 | I'm dessert, what your bride to be did, is desert! | 1.3425 | 0.05091 | 146 | 107 | 28 | 11 |
853 | Run away with me, Walter. It'll be a cake walk | 1.3425 | 0.04706 | 146 | 103 | 36 | 7 |
854 | Cake says it doesn't last six months! | 1.3425 | 0.04805 | 146 | 104 | 34 | 8 |
855 | Shouldn't we get to know each other first? | 1.3425 | 0.04805 | 146 | 104 | 34 | 8 |
856 | Wait, this is a wedding? | 1.3425 | 0.04805 | 146 | 104 | 34 | 8 |
857 | Here's my suggestion. In front of everybody, grab a piece with your fingers and mush it into her face. It'll be hilarious! | 1.3425 | 0.04805 | 146 | 104 | 34 | 8 |
858 | Later, you're going to cut me and shove me in her face. That's marriage. | 1.3425 | 0.05091 | 146 | 107 | 28 | 11 |
859 | By your expression, I predict a few more cakes in your future. | 1.3425 | 0.04902 | 146 | 105 | 32 | 9 |
860 | Weddings, am I right? | 1.3425 | 0.05183 | 146 | 108 | 26 | 12 |
861 | You think my decorations are off-putting? My brother is being served at a gender-reveal party. | 1.3425 | 0.04998 | 146 | 106 | 30 | 10 |
862 | Does that up there look like six feet to you? | 1.3425 | 0.04805 | 146 | 104 | 34 | 8 |
863 | You want a piece of me, buddy? | 1.3425 | 0.04805 | 146 | 104 | 34 | 8 |
864 | The baker didn’t wash his hands. | 1.3425 | 0.05091 | 146 | 107 | 28 | 11 |
865 | I was ordered from the Equal Rights Bakery. | 1.3403 | 0.04944 | 144 | 104 | 31 | 9 |
866 | The wedding was totally rigged. Don't even think about eating the cake. Pass it on. | 1.3403 | 0.05136 | 144 | 106 | 27 | 11 |
867 | Wait til she's just about to take a bite, then smash me in her face. | 1.3403 | 0.04844 | 144 | 103 | 33 | 8 |
868 | I'm better for you than she'll EVER be. | 1.3403 | 0.04743 | 144 | 102 | 35 | 7 |
869 | And my pronouns are... | 1.3403 | 0.04844 | 144 | 103 | 33 | 8 |
870 | I refused to bake a cake for a gay wedding, and now this is my curse. | 1.3403 | 0.05136 | 144 | 106 | 27 | 11 |
871 | If you too are planning an occasion, call Antoine's Bakery at 800/878-9000". | 1.3403 | 0.05041 | 144 | 105 | 29 | 10 |
872 | Go ahead. Cut me to pieces. I am, after all, a symbol of your marriage. | 1.3403 | 0.04794 | 144 | 105 | 30 | 9 |
873 | Wait! I thought this was my bar mitzvah! | 1.3403 | 0.04844 | 144 | 103 | 33 | 8 |
874 | Please don’t cut before you get to know me. I have so many layers. | 1.3403 | 0.04534 | 144 | 100 | 39 | 5 |
875 | Hey, big guy, if you try that again, I'll bite your finger off. | 1.3403 | 0.05230 | 144 | 107 | 25 | 12 |
876 | Yes, they heard you fart during the vows.” | 1.3403 | 0.05183 | 144 | 108 | 22 | 13 |
877 | Really? You're only just realizing that she looks like your mother? | 1.3403 | 0.04944 | 144 | 104 | 31 | 9 |
878 | Haven’t I seen you before? | 1.3403 | 0.04944 | 144 | 104 | 31 | 9 |
879 | Dude, it's 2020 already. You don't have to marry me to eat me. | 1.3403 | 0.05230 | 144 | 107 | 25 | 12 |
880 | At least today is the end for me. | 1.3403 | 0.04640 | 144 | 101 | 37 | 6 |
881 | I always tier up at these things. | 1.3403 | 0.04743 | 144 | 102 | 35 | 7 |
882 | Well, they are on top of my world | 1.3403 | 0.04944 | 144 | 104 | 31 | 9 |
883 | Relax, it's never forever anymore | 1.3403 | 0.04844 | 144 | 103 | 33 | 8 |
884 | Caution: Objects appear smaller than they really are! | 1.3403 | 0.05041 | 144 | 105 | 29 | 10 |
885 | Do you think he'll layer? | 1.3403 | 0.05230 | 144 | 107 | 25 | 12 |
886 | It's a shame about this whole "left at the altar" situation, but hey, more cake for you am I right buddy? | 1.3403 | 0.05230 | 144 | 107 | 25 | 12 |
887 | One less tier and they'd be socially distanced. | 1.3403 | 0.05041 | 144 | 105 | 29 | 10 |
888 | No problem. Just take her off the top and we'll have a bachelor party. | 1.3403 | 0.04743 | 144 | 102 | 35 | 7 |
889 | Sorry, since Amy Coney Barrett joined SCOTUS, your partner was no longer permitted to be on the cake. | 1.3403 | 0.05136 | 144 | 106 | 27 | 11 |
890 | Frankly, I think the third tier is unattainable. | 1.3403 | 0.04640 | 144 | 101 | 37 | 6 |
891 | Love for a woman is temporary and fleeting; love for cake lasts forever. | 1.3403 | 0.04844 | 144 | 103 | 33 | 8 |
892 | You come over here and taste the frosting one more time and just you watch what happens. | 1.3403 | 0.04844 | 144 | 103 | 33 | 8 |
893 | I thought we decided not to get the talking cake... | 1.3403 | 0.05136 | 144 | 106 | 27 | 11 |
894 | Well I’m still here and I’d marry you. | 1.3403 | 0.04425 | 144 | 99 | 41 | 4 |
895 | So this is how I die. | 1.3403 | 0.04844 | 144 | 103 | 33 | 8 |
896 | Explain to me, who’s the other guy over there? | 1.3403 | 0.04314 | 144 | 98 | 43 | 3 |
897 | 'I'm sweet and a little tart just like your wife!' | 1.3403 | 0.05322 | 144 | 108 | 23 | 13 |
898 | And just as the wedding planner predicted, the red velvet with cream cheese icing did indeed speak to Ted. | 1.3403 | 0.04944 | 144 | 104 | 31 | 9 |
899 | Well I say, let them eat Marie! | 1.3381 | 0.05162 | 139 | 102 | 27 | 10 |
900 | Now all we need is a bride | 1.3381 | 0.04849 | 139 | 99 | 33 | 7 |
901 | He's a dead ringer for her old boyfriend. | 1.3380 | 0.05085 | 142 | 104 | 28 | 10 |
902 | You didn't tell me your brother was so tall. | 1.3380 | 0.05085 | 142 | 104 | 28 | 10 |
903 | Give me the knife, and I'll tell you where to find your bride. | 1.3380 | 0.04781 | 142 | 101 | 34 | 7 |
904 | Pssst-- This mixed marriage thing, between a man and a woman-- It never works out! | 1.3380 | 0.04781 | 142 | 101 | 34 | 7 |
905 | Let them eat bread. | 1.3380 | 0.04457 | 142 | 103 | 32 | 7 |
906 | Hey! Haven't I seen you somewhere before? | 1.3380 | 0.05085 | 142 | 104 | 28 | 10 |
907 | I remember her being bigger. | 1.3380 | 0.05182 | 142 | 105 | 26 | 11 |
908 | Dude, vanilla isn't your biggest issue. | 1.3380 | 0.04781 | 142 | 101 | 34 | 7 |
909 | Size matters | 1.3380 | 0.04885 | 142 | 102 | 32 | 8 |
910 | You didn't have to wear a suit to eat wedding cake at home. | 1.3380 | 0.04781 | 142 | 101 | 34 | 7 |
911 | George froze, suddenly all too aware of how much Penelope's hair resembled his, and how it might have been more than mere coincidence that they each had a cousin named Ruby Nelson in Long Island... | 1.3380 | 0.05464 | 142 | 108 | 20 | 14 |
912 | As long as you have a prenup-CONGRATULATIONS! | 1.3380 | 0.04885 | 142 | 102 | 32 | 8 |
913 | I just heard them say eat me. | 1.3380 | 0.05085 | 142 | 104 | 28 | 10 |
914 | I’m the voice of weddings past. Run, now! | 1.3380 | 0.05085 | 142 | 104 | 28 | 10 |
915 | Psst! Wann hear a 'What the wedding cake said to the groom' joke? | 1.3380 | 0.04885 | 142 | 102 | 32 | 8 |
916 | Don’t know about you, but I’m all tiered up. | 1.3380 | 0.04676 | 142 | 100 | 36 | 6 |
917 | If you ever want to see your shoes again, do exactly as I say. | 1.3380 | 0.04781 | 142 | 101 | 34 | 7 |
918 | Listen Buddy, She's been nagging him since they were placed on top of me. My advice is to grab your little doppelganger and run like hell" | 1.3380 | 0.04781 | 142 | 101 | 34 | 7 |
919 | Are the mushrooms kicking in yet? | 1.3380 | 0.05555 | 142 | 109 | 18 | 15 |
920 | Yep, you need to rethink what constitutes a micro dose. | 1.3380 | 0.05278 | 142 | 106 | 24 | 12 |
921 | That's not six feet. | 1.3380 | 0.04107 | 142 | 100 | 38 | 4 |
922 | Fuck off! | 1.3379 | 0.05641 | 145 | 113 | 15 | 17 |
923 | That should be me up there | 1.3358 | 0.04999 | 137 | 99 | 30 | 8 |
924 | Don't I know you from the bachelor party? | 1.3358 | 0.05105 | 137 | 100 | 28 | 9 |
925 | Yesterday at the bakery. The best man figurine. You didn't hear it from me. | 1.3357 | 0.04926 | 140 | 101 | 31 | 8 |
926 | I know my Mom walked me down the aisle but she CANNOT be on the Cake!! | 1.3357 | 0.05029 | 140 | 102 | 29 | 9 |
927 | You know, it's a real honor. | 1.3357 | 0.04821 | 140 | 100 | 33 | 7 |
928 | Have you heard of buyer’s remorse? | 1.3357 | 0.04658 | 140 | 101 | 32 | 7 |
929 | Who do you get to do your icing? | 1.3357 | 0.04602 | 140 | 98 | 37 | 5 |
930 | Hello there! Could you please tell me my meaning and purpose? | 1.3357 | 0.04713 | 140 | 99 | 35 | 6 |
931 | She may have left you at the altar, but she can’t leave you on the cake. No, really, she’s stuck on. | 1.3357 | 0.04856 | 143 | 103 | 32 | 8 |
932 | "Look out! She's got a knife!" | 1.3357 | 0.04754 | 143 | 102 | 34 | 7 |
933 | Bill realized there were several layers to this cake. | 1.3357 | 0.04856 | 143 | 103 | 32 | 8 |
934 | ...and you thought he was just the pool boy? | 1.3333 | 0.04968 | 138 | 100 | 30 | 8 |
935 | $10 bucks says I last longer than your marriage. | 1.3333 | 0.04861 | 138 | 99 | 32 | 7 |
936 | Buttercream, what's yours? | 1.3333 | 0.05120 | 132 | 96 | 28 | 8 |
937 | Sorry, the Bakery only had one 'boy doll' in stock. | 1.3333 | 0.05466 | 120 | 88 | 24 | 8 |
938 | Hold it, who is she with? | 1.3333 | 0.04861 | 138 | 99 | 32 | 7 |
939 | You're nervous, and I'm in tiers. | 1.3333 | 0.05177 | 138 | 102 | 26 | 10 |
940 | Don’t look at me like that, this wasn’t even my idea. | 1.3333 | 0.04751 | 138 | 98 | 34 | 6 |
941 | And that’s when Earl realized that he was not at his cousins Bar mitzvah. | 1.3333 | 0.05074 | 138 | 101 | 28 | 9 |
942 | Even I’m embarrassed to be here. | 1.3333 | 0.04861 | 138 | 99 | 32 | 7 |
943 | I don't know why I get so tiered up when I see this. | 1.3309 | 0.04611 | 139 | 98 | 36 | 5 |
944 | Then one day you’re the guy selling girl scout cookies at the office." | 1.3309 | 0.04831 | 139 | 100 | 32 | 7 |
945 | Is it really so strange, Ralph? You're alive and you're made of chocolate and beer. | 1.3309 | 0.04789 | 136 | 97 | 33 | 6 |
946 | It's not supposed to look exactly like you. | 1.3309 | 0.05119 | 136 | 100 | 27 | 9 |
947 | Well, I never said marriage would be a piece of cake. | 1.3309 | 0.04902 | 136 | 98 | 31 | 7 |
948 | This being her third, there's a 10% discount. | 1.3309 | 0.05119 | 136 | 100 | 27 | 9 |
949 | You look familiar, but I can't place you off the top of my head. | 1.3309 | 0.05224 | 136 | 101 | 25 | 10 |
950 | Psst, has anyone told you, you look better in person. | 1.3309 | 0.04789 | 136 | 97 | 33 | 6 |
951 | I see that I'm not the only one getting smashed tonight. | 1.3309 | 0.04789 | 136 | 97 | 33 | 6 |
952 | I tiered up as usual. | 1.3309 | 0.05011 | 136 | 99 | 29 | 8 |
953 | I don’t like your hairdo either. | 1.3309 | 0.04556 | 136 | 100 | 29 | 7 |
954 | Good luck buddy, it's no piece of cake." | 1.3309 | 0.05011 | 136 | 99 | 29 | 8 |
955 | Please tell the lovebirds on the 3rd floor to keep it down at night. | 1.3309 | 0.05119 | 136 | 100 | 27 | 9 |
956 | Ok, either I come out, or you do - last chance! | 1.3309 | 0.04674 | 136 | 96 | 35 | 5 |
957 | Dude. Pandemic weddings are supposed to be SMALL. You only needed to pay for that tiny top layer. | 1.3309 | 0.04902 | 136 | 98 | 31 | 7 |
958 | I guess it’s true, you are what you eat. | 1.3309 | 0.05011 | 136 | 99 | 29 | 8 |
959 | They noticed the cake toppers didn’t have masks either | 1.3309 | 0.04902 | 136 | 98 | 31 | 7 |
960 | You lose the knife and I tell you why your stomach will thank you for skipping the icing. | 1.3308 | 0.05051 | 130 | 94 | 29 | 7 |
961 | She said to tell you she changed her mind. | 1.3285 | 0.04872 | 137 | 99 | 31 | 7 |
962 | From now on you must halve your cake before you can eat it, too. | 1.3285 | 0.05087 | 137 | 101 | 27 | 9 |
963 | Your marriage is weighing heavily on me. | 1.3284 | 0.04339 | 134 | 92 | 40 | 2 |
964 | You need a lot of dough to get to the top here! | 1.3284 | 0.04711 | 134 | 95 | 34 | 5 |
965 | Run while you can. I know how this ends. | 1.3284 | 0.05165 | 134 | 99 | 26 | 9 |
966 | She reminds me of your mother. | 1.3284 | 0.04829 | 134 | 96 | 32 | 6 |
967 | Psst! Last chance to cut and run! | 1.3284 | 0.04829 | 134 | 96 | 32 | 6 |
968 | I know I'm just a cake, but I just don't see this working out for you. | 1.3284 | 0.04943 | 134 | 97 | 30 | 7 |
969 | I'm a traditional wedding cake. She didn't pay for any of me but she gets to keep half. | 1.3284 | 0.05273 | 134 | 100 | 24 | 10 |
970 | It's not too late! | 1.3284 | 0.05273 | 134 | 100 | 24 | 10 |
971 | Do I have cake on my face? | 1.3284 | 0.04829 | 134 | 96 | 32 | 6 |
972 | They were getting a little frisky in the frosting last night, so I moved them farther apart. | 1.3284 | 0.04943 | 134 | 97 | 30 | 7 |
973 | I'm afraid of heights are you? | 1.3284 | 0.04711 | 134 | 95 | 34 | 5 |
974 | Do I have something on my head? | 1.3284 | 0.05056 | 134 | 98 | 28 | 8 |
975 | Even I can't sugar coat this for you. | 1.3284 | 0.04829 | 134 | 96 | 32 | 6 |
976 | There’s no sugarcoating it. Both our lives are about to change for ever. | 1.3284 | 0.05056 | 134 | 98 | 28 | 8 |
977 | I saw her go to the parking lot with the punch bowl. | 1.3284 | 0.05482 | 134 | 102 | 20 | 12 |
978 | She changed her mind but she said you can keep the cake. | 1.3284 | 0.04711 | 134 | 95 | 34 | 5 |
979 | Compared to the rest of your miserable married life, tonight will be a cakewalk. | 1.3284 | 0.05273 | 134 | 100 | 24 | 10 |
980 | There's still hope for you. I started from scratch, now look at me. | 1.3284 | 0.04943 | 134 | 97 | 30 | 7 |
981 | Weird on so many levels. | 1.3284 | 0.04711 | 134 | 95 | 34 | 5 |
982 | It's an entry level position, but I'm determined to to be promoted to the top. | 1.3284 | 0.05165 | 134 | 99 | 26 | 9 |
983 | I knew it...she is imaginary afterall. | 1.3284 | 0.05165 | 134 | 99 | 26 | 9 |
984 | Third time's the charm! | 1.3284 | 0.04711 | 134 | 95 | 34 | 5 |
985 | She said we could reuse the ones from her first marriage” | 1.3284 | 0.04829 | 134 | 96 | 32 | 6 |
986 | Hey tough guy! You wanna piece of me? Huh? | 1.3284 | 0.04711 | 134 | 95 | 34 | 5 |
987 | Are...are you a cake too? | 1.3284 | 0.05165 | 134 | 99 | 26 | 9 |
988 | They’re not going to last. | 1.3284 | 0.04829 | 134 | 96 | 32 | 6 |
989 | Sorry guy, your wife's lookin' at me like she wants a piece. | 1.3282 | 0.04900 | 131 | 94 | 31 | 6 |
990 | If she left me at the alter I know I’d be frosted. | 1.3282 | 0.05018 | 131 | 95 | 29 | 7 |
991 | I now pronounce you man with a drug problem and wife. | 1.3282 | 0.04590 | 131 | 99 | 24 | 8 |
992 | Gulliver sure gets around | 1.3282 | 0.04778 | 131 | 93 | 33 | 5 |
993 | He gets the Bride, Don, but you take the cake! | 1.3282 | 0.05018 | 131 | 95 | 29 | 7 |
994 | If you are actually hearing me talk, then the drugs are working. | 1.3282 | 0.04900 | 131 | 94 | 31 | 6 |
995 | Two frigid souls, destined to be consumed by others. | 1.3282 | 0.04900 | 131 | 94 | 31 | 6 |
996 | Maybe you should have gone for a tart instead! | 1.3282 | 0.05134 | 131 | 96 | 27 | 8 |
997 | Be gentle with me, ok? | 1.3282 | 0.05247 | 131 | 97 | 25 | 9 |
998 | Maybe you'd like a nice bowl of mixed berries instead? | 1.3282 | 0.05247 | 131 | 97 | 25 | 9 |
999 | Three tiers for the bride and groom. | 1.3282 | 0.05018 | 131 | 95 | 29 | 7 |
1000 | Don’t even try. She’s taken. | 1.3282 | 0.04900 | 131 | 94 | 31 | 6 |
1001 | Am I underdressed? I feel underdressed. | 1.3282 | 0.05018 | 131 | 95 | 29 | 7 |
1002 | Maybe that last drink wasn’t such a good idea. | 1.3282 | 0.04654 | 131 | 92 | 35 | 4 |
1003 | The Chef sneezed on me. | 1.3259 | 0.05133 | 135 | 100 | 26 | 9 |
1004 | Hey buddy . Get me out of this cake! | 1.3259 | 0.04563 | 135 | 95 | 36 | 4 |
1005 | When you said your wedding vows would leave me in tiers..." | 1.3258 | 0.05323 | 132 | 99 | 23 | 10 |
1006 | It won’t last. | 1.3258 | 0.05101 | 132 | 97 | 27 | 8 |
1007 | My advice: Never go to bed hangry. | 1.3258 | 0.04986 | 132 | 96 | 29 | 7 |
1008 | He dressed in drag just so they'd bake the damned cake | 1.3258 | 0.04749 | 132 | 94 | 33 | 5 |
1009 | Three layers down: that's where you'll find the real me--and most of the cake. | 1.3258 | 0.04749 | 132 | 94 | 33 | 5 |
1010 | Good luck. Marriage is a many-layered thing. | 1.3258 | 0.04625 | 132 | 93 | 35 | 4 |
1011 | Of course I can talk, a wedding cake says a lot. | 1.3258 | 0.04869 | 132 | 95 | 31 | 6 |
1012 | As the cake addressed him in an ancient and mysterious tongue, Gary wondered if perhaps he had gorged at the wrong platter of brownies. | 1.3258 | 0.05213 | 132 | 98 | 25 | 9 |
1013 | Look at it from my point of view. “Let them eat pie” for a change. | 1.3258 | 0.05213 | 132 | 98 | 25 | 9 |
1014 | Of course I'm the happiest one at this wedding, I'm baked | 1.3258 | 0.04498 | 132 | 96 | 29 | 6 |
1015 | No, it's not you. Nobody likes the taste of fondant. | 1.3258 | 0.05213 | 132 | 98 | 25 | 9 |
1016 | I’m vegan, gluten-free, and dry. Welcome to my world party boy! | 1.3258 | 0.04625 | 132 | 93 | 35 | 4 |
1017 | Psst, if you're looking to buck the system one last time, 'pardoning of the cake' has a nice ring to it. | 1.3258 | 0.05101 | 132 | 97 | 27 | 8 |
1018 | So she stood you up? Man, I’d be pretty frosted too! Oh, wait... | 1.3258 | 0.04869 | 132 | 95 | 31 | 6 |
1019 | Originally I was to be a birthday cake but, as you can see, things developed further." | 1.3258 | 0.05213 | 132 | 98 | 25 | 9 |
1020 | A minute on the lips, a lifetime on the hips. | 1.3258 | 0.04986 | 132 | 96 | 29 | 7 |
1021 | It's misleading. They always find out it's not a piece of cake. | 1.3258 | 0.04749 | 132 | 94 | 33 | 5 |
1022 | Two words...breath mints | 1.3258 | 0.05213 | 132 | 98 | 25 | 9 |
1023 | Thanks, you look delicious too. | 1.3258 | 0.04986 | 132 | 96 | 29 | 7 |
1024 | Can you save everyone the disappointment and let them know I'm fruit. | 1.3258 | 0.05213 | 132 | 98 | 25 | 9 |
1025 | I always thought you’d be much shorter in person. | 1.3256 | 0.05063 | 129 | 94 | 28 | 7 |
1026 | I'm just the sugary version of your bad ideas. | 1.3256 | 0.05181 | 129 | 95 | 26 | 8 |
1027 | I will stay with you to the next level, baby. | 1.3256 | 0.04818 | 129 | 92 | 32 | 5 |
1028 | A moment on her lips, a lifetime on her hips. | 1.3256 | 0.05410 | 129 | 97 | 22 | 10 |
1029 | No bride and no guests mean you have me ALL to yourself! | 1.3256 | 0.04942 | 129 | 93 | 30 | 6 |
1030 | Your mother in law cursed me. | 1.3256 | 0.04625 | 129 | 98 | 23 | 8 |
1031 | It's not you. | 1.3256 | 0.05063 | 129 | 94 | 28 | 7 |
1032 | If you cut me, you and your bride will bleed. | 1.3256 | 0.05063 | 129 | 94 | 28 | 7 |
1033 | I object! | 1.3256 | 0.04942 | 129 | 93 | 30 | 6 |
1034 | Eat me with your eyes first. | 1.3256 | 0.04942 | 129 | 93 | 30 | 6 |
1035 | They think you would better off staying friends. | 1.3256 | 0.04142 | 129 | 92 | 34 | 3 |
1036 | Just cold feet? Lucky you. | 1.3256 | 0.04818 | 129 | 92 | 32 | 5 |
1037 | Listen buddy, you're going to need to put on a mask before you get any closer. | 1.3256 | 0.04818 | 129 | 92 | 32 | 5 |
1038 | Trust me, I don't want them getting married either. | 1.3256 | 0.04942 | 129 | 93 | 30 | 6 |
1039 | These third marriages have become tiresome. | 1.3256 | 0.05181 | 129 | 95 | 26 | 8 |
1040 | It’s a trial marriage and I’m a recycled cake | 1.3256 | 0.05063 | 129 | 94 | 28 | 7 |
1041 | It’s okay, today is a cheat day. | 1.3256 | 0.04214 | 129 | 94 | 29 | 5 |
1042 | So...you ready for tonight? | 1.3256 | 0.05063 | 129 | 94 | 28 | 7 |
1043 | Yes, I'm tiered of this! | 1.3256 | 0.05297 | 129 | 96 | 24 | 9 |
1044 | Think YOU'RE uncomfortable. I'm covered in fondant. | 1.3256 | 0.05181 | 129 | 95 | 26 | 8 |
1045 | What's it going to be...me or Edith? | 1.3256 | 0.05297 | 129 | 96 | 24 | 9 |
1046 | I have been in here awhile, when I suppose to jump out ? | 1.3256 | 0.04942 | 129 | 93 | 30 | 6 |
1047 | I'm telling you; It will all end in tiers. | 1.3256 | 0.04880 | 129 | 95 | 26 | 7 |
1048 | Sorry, they were out of grooms. | 1.3256 | 0.05181 | 129 | 95 | 26 | 8 |
1049 | Yeah, one of you is going to have to wear a dress. | 1.3256 | 0.05297 | 129 | 96 | 24 | 9 |
1050 | You think it gets hot in their bedroom, try my oven. | 1.3256 | 0.05297 | 129 | 96 | 24 | 9 |
1051 | Diet Journal Day 13: I think I'm starting to see things. | 1.3256 | 0.04942 | 129 | 93 | 30 | 6 |
1052 | Why am I on the cake? I'm just the caterer. | 1.3256 | 0.05297 | 129 | 96 | 24 | 9 |
1053 | I'm also a gender-reveal cake! | 1.3256 | 0.05181 | 129 | 95 | 26 | 8 |
1054 | Look, it's a compromise. She's taking your mane. | 1.3256 | 0.04425 | 129 | 94 | 30 | 5 |
1055 | You have to marry her before you eat me,David. | 1.3256 | 0.05063 | 129 | 94 | 28 | 7 |
1056 | On the bright side, she's still letting you wear pants! | 1.3256 | 0.05063 | 129 | 94 | 28 | 7 |
1057 | Elaine ran off with Ben. Accept it. | 1.3256 | 0.05063 | 129 | 94 | 28 | 7 |
1058 | How many times do we have to go through this" | 1.3256 | 0.04942 | 129 | 93 | 30 | 6 |
1059 | Just say "Alexa, cancel this wedding." | 1.3256 | 0.05063 | 129 | 94 | 28 | 7 |
1060 | She left you because the bride doll looks like your former girl friend. | 1.3256 | 0.05063 | 129 | 93 | 28 | 7 |
1061 | It’s a wedding cake. The gluten is implied. | 1.3256 | 0.04818 | 129 | 92 | 32 | 5 |
1062 | Wait where’s their masks- wait where’s MY mask?! | 1.3256 | 0.04942 | 129 | 93 | 30 | 6 |
1063 | Uh oh, who found my voodoo doll? | 1.3256 | 0.04818 | 129 | 92 | 32 | 5 |
1064 | ‘One little joke about “being moist” and she leaves?!?’ | 1.3256 | 0.05063 | 129 | 94 | 28 | 7 |
1065 | No one told me you’d be here | 1.3256 | 0.05297 | 129 | 96 | 24 | 9 |
1066 | This is as good as it gets, bud. | 1.3256 | 0.05063 | 129 | 94 | 28 | 7 |
1067 | Holy cow! A talking cake topper! | 1.3256 | 0.04818 | 129 | 92 | 32 | 5 |
1068 | A little lick doesn’t mean anything | 1.3256 | 0.04818 | 129 | 92 | 32 | 5 |
1069 | Is this what they mean by a virtual wedding? | 1.3256 | 0.04942 | 129 | 93 | 30 | 6 |
1070 | I hope this isn't too aggressive for our first date. | 1.3248 | 0.05406 | 117 | 86 | 24 | 7 |
1071 | I think my icing is so smooth because my decorator is a super spreader. | 1.3233 | 0.04955 | 133 | 97 | 29 | 7 |
1072 | Why is there a figurine of you on my bar mitzvah cake, Mom? | 1.3233 | 0.05179 | 133 | 99 | 25 | 9 |
1073 | She just told him she's selling your sports car and moving her mother in. | 1.3233 | 0.04955 | 133 | 97 | 29 | 7 |
1074 | I'm better for you than she is. | 1.3233 | 0.05068 | 133 | 98 | 27 | 8 |
1075 | This isn't the last time you'll be on top of me. | 1.3233 | 0.04838 | 133 | 96 | 31 | 6 |
1076 | I hate to say this; you are not the guy on top. | 1.3233 | 0.04838 | 133 | 96 | 31 | 6 |
1077 | Weddings are rough. Last week some crazy women in a veil attacked my cousin with a knife. | 1.3233 | 0.05068 | 133 | 98 | 27 | 8 |
1078 | She said to tell you she's really sorry, but she finally found somebody her own height. | 1.3233 | 0.05395 | 133 | 101 | 21 | 11 |
1079 | Why are mom and dad on my birthday cake? | 1.3233 | 0.04955 | 133 | 97 | 29 | 7 |
1080 | It's all relative. In "cake" terms, they are six feet apart. | 1.3233 | 0.05068 | 133 | 98 | 27 | 8 |
1081 | You think this is weird, wait'll they cut me and I bleed. | 1.3233 | 0.04955 | 133 | 97 | 29 | 7 |
1082 | You don't have to do this. | 1.3233 | 0.04838 | 133 | 96 | 31 | 6 |
1083 | So what, if she doesn't show, you'll have me all to yourself! | 1.3233 | 0.04719 | 133 | 95 | 33 | 5 |
1084 | I have a cousin who’s a doughnut. | 1.3233 | 0.05179 | 133 | 99 | 25 | 9 |
1085 | Did she leave you at the altar or is it a socially distant wedding? | 1.3233 | 0.05068 | 133 | 98 | 27 | 8 |
1086 | Congratulations! Also, your cousin may have spiked the punch. | 1.3233 | 0.05179 | 133 | 99 | 25 | 9 |
1087 | They don't look six feet apart. | 1.3233 | 0.04838 | 133 | 96 | 31 | 6 |
1088 | You always said you loved cake. Well, I’m here to say, I love you too. | 1.3233 | 0.05068 | 133 | 98 | 27 | 8 |
1089 | Go ahead, eat me, Tim. You know you want to. Cut a slice out of me, Tim. Eat me. | 1.3233 | 0.05068 | 133 | 98 | 27 | 8 |
1090 | Don’t kid yourself, Arthur. I’m the reason she wanted this wedding. | 1.3231 | 0.04531 | 130 | 91 | 36 | 3 |
1091 | Hey pal, sorry to hear she was a no show but no wifey- no cakey! | 1.3231 | 0.05147 | 130 | 96 | 26 | 8 |
1092 | Your best man speech had me in tiers. | 1.3231 | 0.04910 | 130 | 94 | 30 | 6 |
1093 | You do know the rest of your evenings will be spent on a couch watching, "The Great British Baking Show" | 1.3231 | 0.05262 | 130 | 97 | 24 | 9 |
1094 | Not to be an alarmist, but my tiers will all be gone by the end of the night. Your tears will just be starting. | 1.3231 | 0.05030 | 130 | 95 | 28 | 7 |
1095 | If marriage were a piece of cake, I wouldn't be talking you out of it. | 1.3231 | 0.04398 | 130 | 90 | 38 | 2 |
1096 | If I see a knife the happy couple is going down. | 1.3231 | 0.04661 | 130 | 92 | 34 | 4 |
1097 | What were you thinking? | 1.3231 | 0.05030 | 130 | 95 | 28 | 7 |
1098 | So. I am the cake. You really can't eat me and have me too. | 1.3231 | 0.05374 | 130 | 98 | 22 | 10 |
1099 | "You know that marriage isn't a piece of cake right?." Bea Fernandez-Medina, State College, PA | 1.3231 | 0.05262 | 130 | 97 | 24 | 9 |
1100 | If you wanted svelte figurines, you should have ordered gluten-free. | 1.3231 | 0.04787 | 130 | 93 | 32 | 5 |
1101 | I'm your last taste of freedom from a gluten-free diet. | 1.3231 | 0.04910 | 130 | 94 | 30 | 6 |
1102 | You can’t stand on the cake and eat it too. | 1.3231 | 0.05030 | 130 | 95 | 28 | 7 |
1103 | So, you're really going through with this, huh? | 1.3231 | 0.05147 | 130 | 96 | 26 | 8 |
1104 | If she marries you, I’ll go to pieces. | 1.3231 | 0.04661 | 130 | 91 | 34 | 4 |
1105 | Hey, you didn't hear it from me, but she's made off with the caterer. | 1.3231 | 0.04910 | 130 | 94 | 30 | 6 |
1106 | You’re not the only one with cold feet | 1.3231 | 0.04260 | 130 | 89 | 40 | 1 |
1107 | Something eating at you? Join the party. | 1.3231 | 0.05262 | 130 | 97 | 24 | 9 |
1108 | This is a dream. Nobody wants to marry you. | 1.3231 | 0.05262 | 130 | 97 | 24 | 9 |
1109 | I can only carry this relationship until the end of the reception. | 1.3231 | 0.04787 | 130 | 93 | 32 | 5 |
1110 | Fool! That coulda been you on top. | 1.3231 | 0.04910 | 130 | 94 | 30 | 6 |
1111 | I love you but my doctor says you're not good for me. | 1.3231 | 0.05147 | 130 | 96 | 26 | 8 |
1112 | Despite how it looks, believe me it’s no piece of cake | 1.3231 | 0.05147 | 130 | 96 | 26 | 8 |
1113 | Trust me, you gotta use your batter judgement from here on out. | 1.3231 | 0.04910 | 130 | 94 | 30 | 6 |
1114 | Do you know marriage is the leading cause of divorce | 1.3231 | 0.05147 | 130 | 96 | 26 | 8 |
1115 | They only just met at the bakery yesterday. It’ll never last. | 1.3231 | 0.04787 | 130 | 93 | 32 | 5 |
1116 | I look sweeter than I taste. | 1.3231 | 0.04661 | 130 | 92 | 34 | 4 |
1117 | Don’t be a coward! Get back up there | 1.3231 | 0.05262 | 130 | 97 | 24 | 9 |
1118 | I don't think "shut your pie hole" really applies here | 1.3231 | 0.04910 | 130 | 94 | 30 | 6 |
1119 | What are you looking at pal? You want a piece of me? | 1.3231 | 0.05262 | 130 | 97 | 24 | 9 |
1120 | Sorry, but it's a "We can still be friends" cake. | 1.3231 | 0.04910 | 130 | 94 | 30 | 6 |
1121 | This feels half-baked to me. | 1.3231 | 0.04910 | 130 | 94 | 30 | 6 |
1122 | They are feeling somewhat layered and frosty, James, but they're ready for the cut. | 1.3231 | 0.05030 | 130 | 95 | 28 | 7 |
1123 | Don’t be fooled by what you see. Marriage is no cakewalk. | 1.3231 | 0.04910 | 130 | 94 | 30 | 6 |
1124 | Your bride has asked me to tell you something that will leave us both in tiers. | 1.3231 | 0.04910 | 130 | 94 | 30 | 6 |
1125 | It’s me, Cake Cam. We need to talk about your fiancée and your best man! | 1.3231 | 0.05030 | 130 | 95 | 28 | 7 |
1126 | It’s not you, it’s 2020. | 1.3231 | 0.05147 | 130 | 96 | 26 | 8 |
1127 | Sorry, you can't have it - | 1.3231 | 0.04531 | 130 | 91 | 36 | 3 |
1128 | If you think you're gonna have this cake and eat it too you got a lot to learn about marriage! | 1.3231 | 0.05030 | 130 | 95 | 28 | 7 |
1129 | There’s still time to escape. | 1.3231 | 0.04910 | 130 | 94 | 30 | 6 |
1130 | They told me this job would be a piece of cake. | 1.3231 | 0.05030 | 130 | 95 | 28 | 7 |
1131 | I just fall to pieces, every time. | 1.3228 | 0.05230 | 127 | 94 | 25 | 8 |
1132 | She's having her cake and eating it too | 1.3228 | 0.04985 | 127 | 92 | 29 | 6 |
1133 | Marriage is still big, it's the people that got small. | 1.3228 | 0.04728 | 127 | 90 | 33 | 4 |
1134 | They said 'I do' and I said 'I dough.' | 1.3212 | 0.04626 | 137 | 98 | 34 | 5 |
1135 | Congratulations! Let me tell you about Miss Havisham. | 1.3209 | 0.05146 | 134 | 100 | 25 | 9 |
1136 | Please, be gentle | 1.3209 | 0.04808 | 134 | 97 | 31 | 6 |
1137 | But, are you sure? | 1.3209 | 0.04808 | 134 | 97 | 31 | 6 |
1138 | He doesn’t do you justice. | 1.3206 | 0.05114 | 131 | 97 | 26 | 8 |
1139 | It’s called a lemon cake for a reason. | 1.3206 | 0.05114 | 131 | 97 | 26 | 8 |
1140 | If you're interested, I also do gender reveals, bar mitzvahs, quinceaneras, vow renewals, divorces, and funerals! | 1.3206 | 0.05114 | 131 | 97 | 26 | 8 |
1141 | I don't care if you are the groom, dough boy, don't even think of coming near me with a cake knife. | 1.3206 | 0.05227 | 131 | 98 | 24 | 9 |
1142 | See if the bridesmaids want a piece of this. | 1.3206 | 0.04998 | 131 | 96 | 28 | 7 |
1143 | Never fails, the real version of the cake topper dude disappoints | 1.3206 | 0.04998 | 131 | 96 | 28 | 7 |
1144 | Yeah, default heteronormativity frosts me, too. | 1.3206 | 0.04879 | 131 | 95 | 30 | 6 |
1145 | It’s too late now. | 1.3206 | 0.05114 | 131 | 97 | 26 | 8 |
1146 | What's eating you? | 1.3206 | 0.04879 | 131 | 95 | 30 | 6 |
1147 | Not to rush you, but the happy little couple has another topping at 2.” | 1.3206 | 0.04757 | 131 | 94 | 32 | 5 |
1148 | Hey, Buddy. The smart money's on me lasting longer in the freezer than on this couple. | 1.3206 | 0.04757 | 131 | 94 | 32 | 5 |
1149 | Yeah, boohoo. Today I literally die. | 1.3206 | 0.04879 | 131 | 95 | 30 | 6 |
1150 | Wanna hear what I heard your bride say to your best man? | 1.3206 | 0.04632 | 131 | 93 | 34 | 4 |
1151 | I have no idea who she is...the agency sent her over. | 1.3206 | 0.04632 | 131 | 93 | 34 | 4 |
1152 | Psst, we're trapped inside. Please don't cut the cake. | 1.3206 | 0.04998 | 131 | 96 | 28 | 7 |
1153 | At least give me one last moment of dignity... | 1.3206 | 0.04757 | 131 | 94 | 32 | 5 |
1154 | You have nice eyes. | 1.3206 | 0.05227 | 131 | 98 | 24 | 9 |
1155 | The bride said she’ll do the wedding from home. | 1.3206 | 0.04757 | 131 | 94 | 32 | 5 |
1156 | I’m I’m ready to get married. Could be worse though. I could be a New Yorker Caption Contest worker who has to sort through 10,000 submissions about me f***ing this cake. What else are writers supposed to think with me eyeing this cake mouth? | 1.3203 | 0.05649 | 128 | 99 | 17 | 12 |
1157 | I know....its the epitome of "sugar coating" | 1.3203 | 0.04697 | 128 | 91 | 33 | 4 |
1158 | I wouldn't. | 1.3203 | 0.05075 | 128 | 94 | 27 | 7 |
1159 | Like your marriage, I'll never taste as good as today. | 1.3203 | 0.04826 | 128 | 92 | 31 | 5 |
1160 | Look pal. I'm just a talking cake. I can't help it if the groom looks like your friend James. | 1.3203 | 0.05075 | 128 | 94 | 27 | 7 |
1161 | I feel stuck already | 1.3203 | 0.05075 | 128 | 94 | 27 | 7 |
1162 | This wedding has brought me to tiers. | 1.3203 | 0.04952 | 128 | 93 | 29 | 6 |
1163 | Don't even think twice about it. | 1.3203 | 0.05075 | 128 | 94 | 27 | 7 |
1164 | Psst, do you want any tips? I'm the first husband. | 1.3203 | 0.04697 | 128 | 91 | 33 | 4 |
1165 | I told the Genie I wanted every girl to want me." | 1.3203 | 0.04952 | 128 | 93 | 29 | 6 |
1166 | Are you going to stand there like a cake topper or are you going to do something about it? | 1.3203 | 0.04697 | 128 | 91 | 33 | 4 |
1167 | If this cake could talk...... | 1.3203 | 0.04952 | 128 | 93 | 29 | 6 |
1168 | It's the last hetero wedding cake in New York. | 1.3203 | 0.05195 | 128 | 95 | 25 | 8 |
1169 | He doesn't know she used to be on a cake with his brother. | 1.3203 | 0.05075 | 128 | 94 | 27 | 7 |
1170 | You’ll never be the man Topper is.... | 1.3203 | 0.04952 | 128 | 93 | 29 | 6 |
1171 | Well, one of us has to be dreaming. | 1.3203 | 0.05195 | 128 | 95 | 25 | 8 |
1172 | I take it you're the one who asked for the news sugar-coated? | 1.3203 | 0.04952 | 128 | 93 | 29 | 6 |
1173 | You look much thinner in one-twelve scale | 1.3203 | 0.04697 | 128 | 91 | 33 | 4 |
1174 | We also do funerals! | 1.3203 | 0.05195 | 128 | 95 | 25 | 8 |
1175 | Well, when you do that many mushrooms, you trade one anxiety for another. | 1.3203 | 0.04826 | 128 | 92 | 31 | 5 |
1176 | Sure, you get sick of buttercream, but the money's good. | 1.3203 | 0.04826 | 128 | 92 | 31 | 5 |
1177 | Already thinking of cheating... on your diet? | 1.3203 | 0.04826 | 128 | 92 | 31 | 5 |
1178 | If you think you're really getting married, consider who's talking. | 1.3203 | 0.05312 | 128 | 96 | 23 | 9 |
1179 | I told you to eat something before the wedding, Ralph. | 1.3203 | 0.05195 | 128 | 95 | 25 | 8 |
1180 | Bernard paused to reflect on the currant crisis | 1.3203 | 0.05075 | 128 | 94 | 27 | 7 |
1181 | What did you think your 2020 wedding cake would look like? | 1.3203 | 0.04952 | 128 | 93 | 29 | 6 |
1182 | Look on the bright side - now you can have me all for yourself! | 1.3203 | 0.04826 | 128 | 92 | 31 | 5 |
1183 | If you only knew the layers to this | 1.3203 | 0.05075 | 128 | 94 | 27 | 7 |
1184 | I thought jumping out now would be funnier. | 1.3200 | 0.05279 | 125 | 93 | 24 | 8 |
1185 | This bride and groom on the cake was ordered before the social distancing requirement. | 1.3200 | 0.05156 | 125 | 92 | 26 | 7 |
1186 | We'll have to unstack the layers and put the groom on one and the bride on another to achieve social distancing. | 1.3200 | 0.05156 | 125 | 92 | 26 | 7 |
1187 | Is that... ME? | 1.3200 | 0.05029 | 125 | 91 | 28 | 6 |
1188 | Better get some social distance up there before the Governor finds out | 1.3200 | 0.05156 | 125 | 92 | 26 | 7 |
1189 | Sorry, we're filled up, but you might see the pie on the next table. | 1.3200 | 0.05029 | 125 | 91 | 28 | 6 |
1190 | You think I'm scared of you...I'm gonna smash your face! | 1.3200 | 0.04899 | 125 | 90 | 30 | 5 |
1191 | This is no longer an audition Norm. You’ve already booked the job. | 1.3200 | 0.05156 | 125 | 92 | 26 | 7 |
1192 | Comrade, down here! One push and you can help overturn the patriarchy! | 1.3200 | 0.05156 | 125 | 92 | 26 | 7 |
1193 | mask please | 1.3200 | 0.05029 | 125 | 91 | 28 | 6 |
1194 | Yes, I'm a talking cake; now get over it and read my lips: Happy wife, happy life. Next, repeat after me: Yes, dear/Yes, dear/ Yes, dear.... | 1.3200 | 0.05400 | 125 | 94 | 22 | 9 |
1195 | You aren't really expecting me to shed a "tier" ? | 1.3200 | 0.05279 | 125 | 93 | 24 | 8 |
1196 | Which way is The Great British Baking Show ? | 1.3200 | 0.05029 | 125 | 91 | 28 | 6 |
1197 | So I says to the pie, “You’ll never be a wedding dessert!” | 1.3182 | 0.05081 | 132 | 98 | 26 | 8 |
1198 | I’ll need to talk to the top about that, I’ll get back to you. | 1.3182 | 0.04848 | 132 | 96 | 30 | 6 |
1199 | Psst... hey, wanna know a secret? Don't eat the third layer of this cake. | 1.3178 | 0.04795 | 129 | 93 | 31 | 5 |
1200 | Apparently, it's easier for some bakeries to make a talking cake than a cake for a transgendered individuals. | 1.3178 | 0.04920 | 129 | 94 | 28 | 6 |
1201 | Sorry bud—no refunds. I hope you're hungry. | 1.3178 | 0.05042 | 129 | 95 | 27 | 7 |
1202 | It was either this or work as an elf at Macy's Macy's again. | 1.3178 | 0.05276 | 129 | 97 | 23 | 9 |
1203 | They talk? | 1.3178 | 0.05276 | 129 | 97 | 23 | 9 |
1204 | I am your SmartCake; I have one message for you from your former fiance... | 1.3178 | 0.05042 | 129 | 95 | 27 | 7 |
1205 | Don't Cut Me out! | 1.3178 | 0.04920 | 129 | 94 | 29 | 6 |
1206 | I’m gluten free and fondant covered. I hope your marriage is more substantial. | 1.3178 | 0.05276 | 129 | 97 | 23 | 9 |
1207 | Pssst! They're fighting! Get them off me before they fall through! | 1.3178 | 0.05160 | 129 | 96 | 25 | 8 |
1208 | We’re gonna need a bigger cake. | 1.3178 | 0.05501 | 129 | 99 | 19 | 11 |
1209 | Relax,it's just a suggestion. | 1.3178 | 0.04920 | 129 | 94 | 29 | 6 |
1210 | Have you seen my mom? Looks like me but bigger, with a stripper hiding inside? | 1.3178 | 0.05101 | 129 | 97 | 22 | 9 |
1211 | Alexa, Is that you? | 1.3178 | 0.05390 | 129 | 98 | 21 | 10 |
1212 | Actually, they're both trans. | 1.3178 | 0.04795 | 129 | 93 | 31 | 5 |
1213 | Hey, you look just like my hat. | 1.3178 | 0.05610 | 129 | 100 | 17 | 12 |
1214 | I'm a cake, I can't give marital advice! | 1.3178 | 0.04667 | 129 | 92 | 33 | 4 |
1215 | So you’re the guy on top! Where’s that lady you’re supposed to be with? You never think you’re going to meet celebrities in person and then you do. | 1.3178 | 0.04260 | 129 | 99 | 23 | 7 |
1216 | Don’t even think about climbing up there. | 1.3178 | 0.05160 | 129 | 96 | 25 | 8 |
1217 | I feel you, Mr. Gluten | 1.3178 | 0.04920 | 129 | 94 | 29 | 6 |
1218 | Hey mister, can you get these idiots off me? I'm late for a funeral. | 1.3178 | 0.04536 | 129 | 91 | 35 | 3 |
1219 | I can top that. | 1.3178 | 0.05042 | 129 | 95 | 27 | 7 |
1220 | I know she cheated on you, but do you really want to waste a three thousand dollar cake? | 1.3178 | 0.04920 | 129 | 94 | 29 | 6 |
1221 | Didja layer yet? Ha, that's wedding-cake humor! It's why we're known as the 'fun' bakery. | 1.3175 | 0.04995 | 126 | 92 | 28 | 6 |
1222 | Always a groomsman, never a groom. | 1.3175 | 0.04598 | 126 | 89 | 34 | 3 |
1223 | I swear, you look just like someone I know. | 1.3175 | 0.04598 | 126 | 89 | 34 | 3 |
1224 | How many times do I have to tell you? My name isn't Alexa. | 1.3175 | 0.05243 | 126 | 94 | 24 | 8 |
1225 | Yes, it's a short life, but I live on in the waistlines of others. | 1.3175 | 0.04598 | 126 | 89 | 34 | 3 |
1226 | Mine is tiny, too. | 1.3175 | 0.05121 | 126 | 93 | 26 | 7 |
1227 | I asked her not to wear high heels” | 1.3175 | 0.05121 | 126 | 93 | 26 | 7 |
1228 | I am the cake of wedding future, here with a cautionary tale to tell. | 1.3175 | 0.05121 | 126 | 93 | 26 | 7 |
1229 | Hey, I'm virtual, too. | 1.3175 | 0.05243 | 126 | 94 | 24 | 8 |
1230 | This time, don't shove cake in your new wife's face. | 1.3175 | 0.05243 | 126 | 94 | 24 | 8 |
1231 | No Masks! No stripper! | 1.3175 | 0.04867 | 126 | 91 | 30 | 5 |
1232 | Psst! Is this the Johnson bachelor party? | 1.3175 | 0.05363 | 126 | 95 | 22 | 9 |
1233 | Pssst...I’m loaded with raisins. | 1.3175 | 0.04995 | 126 | 92 | 28 | 6 |
1234 | Doesn't look like you a bit. | 1.3175 | 0.04867 | 126 | 91 | 30 | 5 |
1235 | Do you draw faces on your Mom's cakes with that finger? | 1.3175 | 0.05121 | 126 | 93 | 26 | 7 |
1236 | Looks like your little brother got there first again. | 1.3175 | 0.04867 | 126 | 91 | 30 | 5 |
1237 | Hey - They took off their masks! | 1.3175 | 0.04313 | 126 | 87 | 38 | 1 |
1238 | Uh-oh! They're not 6 feet apart! | 1.3175 | 0.05243 | 126 | 94 | 24 | 8 |
1239 | I know it doesn't look like either of you, but the Supreme Court said my Baker doesn't have to put two men on my top. | 1.3175 | 0.05243 | 126 | 94 | 24 | 8 |
1240 | No way! I will NOT tell you where the knife is! | 1.3175 | 0.04995 | 126 | 92 | 28 | 6 |
1241 | Thanks for finding me a role in the wedding. | 1.3175 | 0.04734 | 126 | 90 | 32 | 4 |
1242 | You really do end up looking like each other. | 1.3175 | 0.04867 | 126 | 91 | 30 | 5 |
1243 | Take a picture, it'll last longer. | 1.3175 | 0.05480 | 126 | 96 | 20 | 10 |
1244 | I know,pal. It's wrong on so many levels. | 1.3175 | 0.04734 | 126 | 90 | 32 | 4 |
1245 | Are you ready for Zoom?, Groom? | 1.3175 | 0.05121 | 126 | 93 | 26 | 7 |
1246 | I can't take the pressure. | 1.3175 | 0.04867 | 126 | 91 | 30 | 5 |
1247 | '"I shoulda said 'I don't.'" | 1.3175 | 0.05363 | 126 | 95 | 22 | 9 |
1248 | ID, please. You are not the man on this cake. | 1.3175 | 0.05121 | 126 | 93 | 26 | 7 |
1249 | Hey, Handsome, I got two large says you can get me outa here in one piece. | 1.3175 | 0.05480 | 126 | 96 | 20 | 10 |
1250 | Apparently, she could only say 'yes' to the cake. | 1.3175 | 0.04995 | 126 | 92 | 28 | 6 |
1251 | What if our world is just one cake topper on top of an even bigger cake on top off... | 1.3175 | 0.04734 | 126 | 90 | 32 | 4 |
1252 | The icing on the cake is that you'll have me all to yourself." | 1.3175 | 0.05058 | 126 | 95 | 23 | 8 |
1253 | Look on the bright side, at least it doesn’t look like the mailman | 1.3175 | 0.05363 | 126 | 95 | 22 | 9 |
1254 | Don’t look behind you Edna... he’s right there, and he’s HUGE! | 1.3175 | 0.04734 | 126 | 90 | 32 | 4 |
1255 | She may be sweet, but I can be your ACTUAL honey pie | 1.3175 | 0.05243 | 126 | 94 | 24 | 8 |
1256 | It’s over. I told her about us. No one ignores Patty Cake. | 1.3175 | 0.04867 | 126 | 91 | 30 | 5 |
1257 | You forgot the masks. | 1.3171 | 0.05074 | 123 | 90 | 27 | 6 |
1258 | Run if you can! I've seen what she's done to the other guys up there. | 1.3162 | 0.05242 | 117 | 86 | 25 | 6 |
1259 | You may now...eat your feelings. | 1.3158 | 0.05333 | 114 | 84 | 24 | 6 |
1260 | Psst! I can't see what's on top of me. Is it bad? Are they...straight? | 1.3150 | 0.04704 | 127 | 91 | 32 | 4 |
1261 | It's a simple question! Did you get a prenup? | 1.3150 | 0.04835 | 127 | 92 | 30 | 5 |
1262 | Unbelievable. NYC bakeries have been ordered to socially distance figurines. | 1.3150 | 0.05087 | 127 | 94 | 26 | 7 |
1263 | My name is Antoinette, Marie Antoinette. | 1.3150 | 0.05208 | 127 | 95 | 24 | 8 |
1264 | Her hair looks way better than yours. | 1.3150 | 0.05087 | 127 | 94 | 26 | 7 |
1265 | But I said “Groom and groom.” | 1.3150 | 0.05087 | 127 | 94 | 26 | 7 |
1266 | Its like toy story but for wedding cakes | 1.3150 | 0.04569 | 127 | 90 | 34 | 3 |
1267 | No word from the governor, any last words? | 1.3145 | 0.05168 | 124 | 92 | 25 | 7 |
1268 | A slightly almond flavor actually. Miss Borgia made me herself. | 1.3145 | 0.05039 | 124 | 91 | 27 | 6 |
1269 | Hey, they switched our hair styles. | 1.3145 | 0.05293 | 124 | 93 | 23 | 8 |
1270 | Could you tell me how much longer I have before they cut me? | 1.3145 | 0.04908 | 124 | 90 | 29 | 5 |
1271 | Don't do it!!! | 1.3145 | 0.04489 | 124 | 87 | 35 | 2 |
1272 | What? "You're okay with a talking peanut but not a talking wedding cake? | 1.3145 | 0.05039 | 124 | 91 | 27 | 6 |
1273 | She didn’t show? So just remove the bride figurine and cut larger slices. | 1.3145 | 0.05416 | 124 | 94 | 21 | 9 |
1274 | Dude, trust me on this... just keep walking | 1.3145 | 0.04908 | 124 | 90 | 29 | 5 |
1275 | I’ve got two people on my head and I still have the better hairdo. | 1.3145 | 0.05039 | 124 | 91 | 27 | 6 |
1276 | You don't have to kill me to get married. | 1.3145 | 0.05104 | 124 | 94 | 22 | 8 |
1277 | Hey, love the red velvet. | 1.3145 | 0.05039 | 124 | 91 | 27 | 6 |
1278 | The R.S.V.P clearly stated it would be a small wedding. | 1.3145 | 0.04772 | 124 | 89 | 31 | 4 |
1279 | Larry suddenly remembered that he was the groom. . . | 1.3145 | 0.05293 | 124 | 93 | 23 | 8 |
1280 | I refuse to pose atop a gluten free cake. | 1.3145 | 0.05416 | 124 | 94 | 21 | 9 |
1281 | Both of us, eaten alive. | 1.3145 | 0.04908 | 124 | 90 | 29 | 5 |
1282 | Next thing you’ll be telling me you want to eat me as well?! | 1.3145 | 0.04908 | 124 | 90 | 29 | 5 |
1283 | Just put a piece in the freezer, and then revive me when they perfect cloning. | 1.3145 | 0.04772 | 124 | 89 | 31 | 4 |
1284 | I hope you’ll plant her face in me. | 1.3145 | 0.04772 | 124 | 89 | 31 | 4 |
1285 | Well...You have me, are you going to eat me too? | 1.3145 | 0.05039 | 124 | 91 | 27 | 6 |
1286 | Psst, I think your fiancée is seeing another man. | 1.3145 | 0.05039 | 124 | 91 | 27 | 6 |
1287 | They said eat it too | 1.3145 | 0.05168 | 124 | 92 | 25 | 7 |
1288 | Sorry, there is a pandemic, this is the best we could do for a bar mitzvah. | 1.3145 | 0.04772 | 124 | 89 | 31 | 4 |
1289 | ...and if I see you finger-licking the icing, I'll reduce you to tiny size and put you on top, too. | 1.3145 | 0.04772 | 124 | 89 | 31 | 4 |
1290 | Run awaaaaay... | 1.3145 | 0.05293 | 124 | 93 | 23 | 8 |
1291 | Wanna have a piece of me? | 1.3145 | 0.04489 | 124 | 87 | 35 | 2 |
1292 | Hey, hide the cake knife, would ya? | 1.3145 | 0.04633 | 124 | 88 | 33 | 3 |
1293 | Sorry, all the LGBTQ figures were taken. | 1.3145 | 0.04187 | 124 | 90 | 31 | 3 |
1294 | Always a groomsman....... | 1.3145 | 0.05039 | 124 | 91 | 27 | 6 |
1295 | Your prenup is under the top tier. See you in the freezer. | 1.3145 | 0.05039 | 124 | 91 | 27 | 6 |
1296 | Sorry your bride didn't show up, but you still have to pay for my services. | 1.3145 | 0.04908 | 124 | 90 | 29 | 5 |
1297 | Please don’t eat me; I’m a method actor. | 1.3145 | 0.05168 | 124 | 92 | 25 | 7 |
1298 | Should I tell you something you will discover tonight? | 1.3145 | 0.05168 | 124 | 92 | 25 | 7 |
1299 | You may not want to do this- I'm a divorce attorney's favorite food. | 1.3145 | 0.04908 | 124 | 90 | 29 | 5 |
1300 | It's a living. | 1.3145 | 0.04772 | 124 | 89 | 31 | 4 |
1301 | She said she's sorry, but you're not sweet enough. | 1.3145 | 0.04772 | 124 | 89 | 31 | 4 |
1302 | I thought I ordered two grooms..... | 1.3145 | 0.04772 | 124 | 89 | 31 | 4 |
1303 | You're absolutely sure you knew nothing about this? | 1.3145 | 0.05293 | 124 | 93 | 23 | 8 |
1304 | I am everywhere. If you don’t make my daughter happy I will personally cut your balls off. | 1.3145 | 0.05293 | 124 | 93 | 23 | 8 |
1305 | OI! Gulliver, it's me the chef. I fell in the cake-mix. | 1.3145 | 0.04772 | 124 | 89 | 31 | 4 |
1306 | Don't know, they just sort of grew out of the icing." | 1.3145 | 0.04633 | 124 | 88 | 33 | 3 |
1307 | Sorry, is this your first wife? | 1.3145 | 0.04772 | 124 | 89 | 31 | 4 |
1308 | His cold feet come from being stuck in icing. How about yours? | 1.3145 | 0.05039 | 124 | 91 | 27 | 6 |
1309 | Just think; they go on as souvenirs, and I get eaten. | 1.3145 | 0.04908 | 124 | 90 | 29 | 5 |
1310 | Promise me, this is the last time. | 1.3145 | 0.05293 | 124 | 93 | 23 | 8 |
1311 | Hey, at least she left you with the cake to yourself. | 1.3145 | 0.05039 | 124 | 91 | 27 | 6 |
1312 | Remember, a food fight would be YouTube gold. | 1.3145 | 0.05168 | 124 | 92 | 25 | 7 |
1313 | If you upgrade, the reception will be ad-free. | 1.3145 | 0.04908 | 124 | 90 | 29 | 5 |
1314 | Six feet apart, buddy. | 1.3145 | 0.04772 | 124 | 89 | 31 | 4 |
1315 | Let’s hope this one sticks. | 1.3145 | 0.05293 | 124 | 93 | 23 | 8 |
1316 | Come to think of it, maybe you're the cake. | 1.3145 | 0.05039 | 124 | 91 | 27 | 6 |
1317 | Oh no, I'm having that same nightmare again. | 1.3145 | 0.04908 | 124 | 90 | 29 | 5 |
1318 | Is either freedom or diabetes. thats is the real question. | 1.3145 | 0.03108 | 124 | 93 | 27 | 3 |
1319 | It’s all your imagination, John. You’ve been in isolation for too long. | 1.3145 | 0.05039 | 124 | 91 | 27 | 6 |
1320 | The cake wants what it wants. | 1.3140 | 0.05120 | 121 | 89 | 26 | 6 |
1321 | Can I pop out now? | 1.3140 | 0.05253 | 121 | 90 | 24 | 7 |
1322 | You only have four fingers....which one is the ring supposed to go on? | 1.3140 | 0.05120 | 121 | 89 | 26 | 6 |
1323 | "Sorry, you're too late! | 1.3140 | 0.05253 | 121 | 90 | 24 | 7 |
1324 | So you’re good with sugar-free, gluten-free, no artificial ingredients ~ for the next 50 years? | 1.3140 | 0.05253 | 121 | 90 | 24 | 7 |
1325 | Help me! | 1.3120 | 0.05133 | 125 | 93 | 25 | 7 |
1326 | Turn left, down the hall, back door is unlocked... | 1.3120 | 0.05133 | 125 | 93 | 25 | 7 |
1327 | I prefer 'Confectionery American.' | 1.3120 | 0.05133 | 125 | 93 | 25 | 7 |
1328 | According to my figures I have two hours left to live. | 1.3120 | 0.04740 | 125 | 90 | 31 | 4 |
1329 | Don't believe it. You won't always end up on top. | 1.3120 | 0.05005 | 125 | 92 | 27 | 6 |
1330 | The risk of holding a gay wedding in a Red State. | 1.3120 | 0.05257 | 125 | 94 | 23 | 8 |
1331 | Think carefully; chances are you'll regret it in a few years. | 1.3120 | 0.05005 | 125 | 92 | 27 | 6 |
1332 | I'm telling you now, harbor no delusions about that top tier; it's 100% Styrofoam. | 1.3120 | 0.05005 | 125 | 92 | 27 | 6 |
1333 | I know we decided on a Zoom wedding, but I expected her to at least show up.” | 1.3120 | 0.05257 | 125 | 94 | 23 | 8 |
1334 | I thought you'd be a little thinner based on your cake topper. | 1.3115 | 0.05085 | 122 | 90 | 26 | 6 |
1335 | Ah, the best man--you made it! Quick, they're on Layer 3! | 1.3115 | 0.05085 | 122 | 90 | 26 | 6 |
1336 | That could be you up there. | 1.3115 | 0.04811 | 122 | 88 | 30 | 4 |
1337 | Just because you got married doesn't mean you have to cut me out of your life. | 1.3115 | 0.04950 | 122 | 89 | 28 | 5 |
1338 | It's nice to finally meet you. | 1.3115 | 0.04811 | 122 | 88 | 30 | 4 |
1339 | I liked it better when I thought the statues were based on fictional characters | 1.3115 | 0.04950 | 122 | 89 | 28 | 5 |
1340 | Pssst...hey man can ya help me out? I'm supposed to be a showcase cake.. | 1.3115 | 0.04950 | 122 | 89 | 28 | 5 |
1341 | This is just the start of being whipped. | 1.3115 | 0.05470 | 122 | 93 | 20 | 9 |
1342 | Well, for her, they're hoping the third time is the charm... | 1.3115 | 0.04950 | 122 | 89 | 28 | 5 |
1343 | Listen buddy, it won't be a piece of cake from here on out. | 1.3115 | 0.05085 | 122 | 90 | 26 | 6 |
1344 | ...this prenuptial agreement expires 5 years from today | 1.3115 | 0.05216 | 122 | 91 | 24 | 7 |
1345 | Yep, it all starts out so sweet. | 1.3115 | 0.04811 | 122 | 88 | 30 | 4 |
1346 | "At least they're speaking to one another. | 1.3115 | 0.04811 | 122 | 88 | 30 | 4 |
1347 | Objects really ARE larger than they appear, huh? | 1.3115 | 0.04811 | 122 | 88 | 30 | 4 |
1348 | Not if I cut you first. | 1.3115 | 0.05085 | 122 | 90 | 26 | 6 |
1349 | This whole wedding thing is a piece of cake | 1.3115 | 0.05085 | 122 | 90 | 26 | 6 |
1350 | Don’t worry, the cake adds ten pounds | 1.3115 | 0.05216 | 122 | 91 | 24 | 7 |
1351 | Her mother's already moved into the second tier. | 1.3109 | 0.04736 | 119 | 85 | 31 | 3 |
1352 | When do you think reality will hit you? | 1.3109 | 0.05436 | 119 | 90 | 21 | 8 |
1353 | I'm the high risk tier. | 1.3109 | 0.05436 | 119 | 90 | 21 | 8 |
1354 | Dude, did you forget to delete that Last text from Kaylee? | 1.3095 | 0.04842 | 126 | 92 | 29 | 5 |
1355 | I hope you liked the hors d'oeuvres. Welcome to Oregon. | 1.3089 | 0.05180 | 123 | 92 | 24 | 7 |
1356 | It's still a great bachelor party, isn't it? | 1.3083 | 0.04992 | 120 | 88 | 27 | 5 |
1357 | No, I’m sure it’s fine. Don’t wait for help, just move me on your own. | 1.3083 | 0.04992 | 120 | 88 | 27 | 5 |
1358 | Hey big guy, that's how small you will be in five years. | 1.3083 | 0.05397 | 120 | 91 | 21 | 8 |
1359 | Not in the face! | 1.3083 | 0.04850 | 120 | 87 | 29 | 4 |
1360 | Please, no tiers. | 1.3083 | 0.05397 | 120 | 91 | 21 | 8 |
1361 | Pro tip bud, don't smash me in her face. Literally everyone hates that. | 1.3083 | 0.04992 | 120 | 88 | 27 | 5 |
1362 | They got the hair all wrong! | 1.3083 | 0.05265 | 120 | 90 | 23 | 7 |
1363 | Just don't get too full to have sex later. | 1.3083 | 0.04704 | 120 | 86 | 31 | 3 |
1364 | That's gonna be you on my top tier in about 20 years. | 1.3083 | 0.04992 | 120 | 88 | 27 | 5 |
1365 | This won’t be exactly a cakewalk. | 1.3083 | 0.05131 | 120 | 89 | 25 | 6 |
1366 | Hey you, save me a piece, okay? | 1.3083 | 0.05650 | 120 | 93 | 17 | 10 |
1367 | It was either this topper or the one with them wearing masks. | 1.3083 | 0.04704 | 120 | 86 | 31 | 3 |
1368 | She has your hairdo. | 1.3083 | 0.05265 | 120 | 90 | 23 | 7 |
1369 | This is a talking cake. Cut around this part. | 1.3083 | 0.05131 | 120 | 89 | 25 | 6 |
1370 | I think the groom decoration does look like you, but with a better haircut. | 1.3083 | 0.04315 | 120 | 86 | 32 | 2 |
1371 | You can have me and eat me, too. | 1.3083 | 0.04992 | 120 | 88 | 27 | 5 |
1372 | Go find someone your own size. | 1.3083 | 0.04992 | 120 | 88 | 27 | 5 |
1373 | Pull out before it’s too late! You won’t believe what’s under that dress. | 1.3083 | 0.04992 | 120 | 88 | 27 | 5 |
1374 | Ive been trapped in here since your bachelor party. | 1.3083 | 0.04704 | 120 | 86 | 31 | 3 |
1375 | Uh oh! I thought this was a cake for the stag party. | 1.3083 | 0.04992 | 120 | 88 | 27 | 5 |
1376 | Fight or flight are not options. | 1.3083 | 0.05131 | 120 | 89 | 25 | 6 |
1377 | Please be gentle with me. | 1.3083 | 0.05265 | 120 | 90 | 23 | 7 |
1378 | I told you that marriage would make you feel small. | 1.3083 | 0.05265 | 120 | 90 | 23 | 7 |
1379 | Gluten allergies, low carb -- these days nobody wants to have their cake and eat it, too. | 1.3083 | 0.04850 | 120 | 87 | 29 | 4 |
1380 | A few words of advice: Keep the smile, and the next 50 years will be a cake walk. | 1.3083 | 0.05397 | 120 | 91 | 21 | 8 |
1381 | A word of warning: lots of frosting, not so much cake. | 1.3083 | 0.05131 | 120 | 89 | 25 | 6 |
1382 | Sure she left. You've been increasingly remote. | 1.3083 | 0.05525 | 120 | 92 | 19 | 9 |
1383 | They didn’t tell the cake decorator that I’m black? | 1.3083 | 0.04850 | 120 | 87 | 29 | 4 |
1384 | 'Why is my neighbor Bob on the cake?' | 1.3083 | 0.05397 | 120 | 91 | 21 | 8 |
1385 | Don't look at me man. You got yourself into this one all on your own. | 1.3083 | 0.04850 | 120 | 87 | 29 | 4 |
1386 | Personally I prefer the witch topper over the bride, but I’m not married to it. | 1.3083 | 0.05265 | 120 | 90 | 23 | 7 |
1387 | I also moonlight as a birthday cake. | 1.3077 | 0.04925 | 117 | 85 | 28 | 4 |
1388 | Word to the wise- when she offers you the first bite, she's going to stuff it up your nose. | 1.3077 | 0.04925 | 117 | 85 | 28 | 4 |
1389 | Can you get me a glass of champagne and a straw? | 1.3077 | 0.04925 | 117 | 85 | 28 | 4 |
1390 | Your alter ego has made up his mind, now go out there son and say "I do!" | 1.3077 | 0.05216 | 117 | 87 | 24 | 6 |
1391 | First they will come for the top tier, but eventually they will come for you. | 1.3077 | 0.05216 | 117 | 87 | 24 | 6 |
1392 | This always happens. We fall in love and then someone gets hurt with a thousand tiny cuts. | 1.3077 | 0.05073 | 117 | 86 | 26 | 5 |
1393 | Haven’t I attended one of yours before? | 1.3077 | 0.04925 | 117 | 85 | 28 | 4 |
1394 | Roger,I realize this isn’t a good time, but I’ve met someone else | 1.3077 | 0.04999 | 117 | 88 | 23 | 6 |
1395 | You kept saying 'let them eat cake!' That's why. | 1.3077 | 0.05073 | 117 | 86 | 26 | 5 |
1396 | This is ridiculous. They are now putting domestic partners on top of my cake. | 1.3077 | 0.05216 | 117 | 87 | 24 | 6 |
1397 | Your feet are in my brain right now. | 1.3077 | 0.04773 | 117 | 84 | 30 | 3 |
1398 | Come on buddy, do us both a favor and skip dessert tonight. | 1.3058 | 0.04817 | 121 | 88 | 29 | 4 |
1399 | Huh, you're taller than I expected. | 1.3058 | 0.05095 | 121 | 90 | 25 | 6 |
1400 | I warned you! | 1.3058 | 0.04958 | 121 | 89 | 27 | 5 |
1401 | Wow! That zoom wedding was great, but who is going to help us eat this cake? | 1.3058 | 0.05228 | 121 | 91 | 23 | 7 |
1402 | I hear 'penis funeral' the most. | 1.3051 | 0.05036 | 118 | 87 | 26 | 5 |
1403 | Dude I’m telling you, great aunt Susie is actually very nice. | 1.3051 | 0.04584 | 118 | 84 | 32 | 2 |
1404 | She’s not coming, Mark. | 1.3051 | 0.05178 | 118 | 88 | 24 | 6 |
1405 | I know. I thought she was going to be you, too. | 1.3051 | 0.05582 | 118 | 91 | 18 | 9 |
1406 | One side makes you taller, the other, you’re taking out the garbage. | 1.3051 | 0.04964 | 118 | 89 | 23 | 6 |
1407 | You tear up. I tier down. | 1.3051 | 0.05316 | 118 | 89 | 22 | 7 |
1408 | Sigh... I wish I could fit into a dress like that! | 1.3051 | 0.05316 | 118 | 89 | 22 | 7 |
1409 | He looks nothing like me, though she looks good. | 1.3051 | 0.05036 | 118 | 87 | 26 | 5 |
1410 | She’s run off with the baker. | 1.3051 | 0.04584 | 118 | 84 | 32 | 2 |
1411 | Are they supposed to social distance even on a cake? | 1.3051 | 0.05036 | 118 | 87 | 26 | 5 |
1412 | Don't worry your wife got one too today | 1.3051 | 0.04584 | 118 | 84 | 32 | 2 |
1413 | Psst, Buddy, your fly is down. | 1.3051 | 0.04890 | 118 | 86 | 28 | 4 |
1414 | Thumbelina how could you? And with my little brother! | 1.3051 | 0.04740 | 118 | 85 | 30 | 3 |
1415 | You should be wearing a face mask if you're going to be breathing on the wedding cake. | 1.3043 | 0.05548 | 115 | 88 | 19 | 8 |
1416 | I guess this isn't the pyramid scheme you were planning on? | 1.3043 | 0.05265 | 115 | 86 | 23 | 6 |
1417 | You look worried, what's eating you? | 1.3043 | 0.05265 | 115 | 86 | 23 | 6 |
1418 | My wish came true! You came to life. | 1.3043 | 0.05548 | 115 | 88 | 19 | 8 |
1419 | Just so you know, all this may not be as fulfilling as you're hoping for. | 1.3043 | 0.05265 | 115 | 86 | 23 | 6 |
1420 | Thank Covid you have me all to yourself! | 1.3043 | 0.05265 | 115 | 86 | 23 | 6 |
1421 | Congratulations, dumbass. | 1.3036 | 0.05505 | 112 | 85 | 20 | 7 |
1422 | You still have Mom | 1.3028 | 0.05453 | 109 | 82 | 21 | 6 |
1423 | Hmm where are their masks? | 1.3025 | 0.05277 | 119 | 90 | 22 | 7 |
1424 | Quick! There's still time to get away! She's already planning your untimely demise! | 1.3025 | 0.05000 | 119 | 88 | 26 | 5 |
1425 | Remember, only eight people can attend our wedding. | 1.3017 | 0.05226 | 116 | 87 | 23 | 6 |
1426 | She'll bury you like she did me. Go! Get out! | 1.3017 | 0.04931 | 116 | 85 | 27 | 4 |
1427 | Have your cake but to eat it will cost you another $700. | 1.3017 | 0.05226 | 116 | 87 | 23 | 6 |
1428 | The cake says to the groom...Don't do it, don't it. Get out while you can. | 1.3017 | 0.05081 | 116 | 86 | 25 | 5 |
1429 | I give you four, maybe five months. | 1.3017 | 0.05081 | 116 | 86 | 25 | 5 |
1430 | I keep hearing these saccharine voices arguing. Am I going crazy? | 1.3017 | 0.05226 | 116 | 87 | 23 | 6 |
1431 | Don't get used to it - marriage is no cakewalk! | 1.3017 | 0.04777 | 116 | 84 | 29 | 3 |
1432 | Hopefully,eating this cake will be tonight's only regret. | 1.3017 | 0.05226 | 116 | 87 | 23 | 6 |
1433 | Gulliver stopped feeling self conscious when he realized the cake could talk | 1.3017 | 0.04777 | 116 | 84 | 29 | 3 |
1434 | Congratulations man, I cost more than your first car, and you don't even like chocolate buttercream. | 1.3017 | 0.04931 | 116 | 85 | 27 | 4 |
1435 | It’s ‘something old, something new, something borrowed, and something anthropomorphic,’ right? | 1.3017 | 0.04777 | 116 | 84 | 29 | 3 |
1436 | Psst. Be careful. It's not vegan or gluten free. | 1.3009 | 0.05463 | 113 | 86 | 20 | 7 |
1437 | History suggests we both get chewed up tonight but only you get spit out | 1.3009 | 0.05316 | 113 | 85 | 22 | 6 |
1438 | Funny how you bought me just yesterday, but now you'd have to go through a messy legal proceeding to have me!" | 1.3009 | 0.05881 | 113 | 89 | 14 | 10 |
1439 | I taste bitter, Sir | 1.3009 | 0.05316 | 113 | 85 | 22 | 6 |
1440 | I hear your wife jumped out of some real masterpieces. | 1.2991 | 0.05188 | 117 | 88 | 23 | 6 |
1441 | Your vegan wedding cake is sentient. Now what? | 1.2991 | 0.05328 | 117 | 89 | 21 | 7 |
1442 | It's me or her. | 1.2982 | 0.05563 | 114 | 88 | 18 | 8 |
1443 | Let me warn you. Marriage is not a cake walk! | 1.2982 | 0.04973 | 114 | 84 | 26 | 4 |
1444 | You're kidding, right? | 1.2982 | 0.04973 | 114 | 84 | 26 | 4 |
1445 | Size matters more than your point of view. | 1.2982 | 0.05127 | 114 | 85 | 24 | 5 |
1446 | I’m seeing parts of her you haven’t even seen. | 1.2973 | 0.05368 | 111 | 84 | 21 | 6 |
1447 | By the time they get to the bottom layer, they're already in counseling. | 1.2973 | 0.05054 | 111 | 82 | 25 | 4 |
1448 | Your socially distanced wedding is complete; you may now kiss the cake. | 1.2973 | 0.05054 | 111 | 82 | 25 | 4 |
1449 | Social distancing I guess? | 1.2973 | 0.05214 | 111 | 83 | 23 | 5 |
1450 | No. Just No. | 1.2973 | 0.05214 | 111 | 83 | 23 | 5 |
1451 | Is it just me, or does this already feel stale? | 1.2973 | 0.05054 | 111 | 82 | 25 | 4 |
1452 | "Simple. Just follow the signs that say "This way to the giant cake." | 1.2973 | 0.05368 | 111 | 84 | 21 | 6 |
1453 | Ken, I really think that your future will be more of a door mat than a pedestal. | 1.2973 | 0.05368 | 111 | 84 | 21 | 6 |
1454 | I'm just working weddings until I monetize my Instagram account. | 1.2973 | 0.04719 | 111 | 80 | 29 | 2 |
1455 | You may not be the only one who thinks it is a "half-baked idea". | 1.2973 | 0.05519 | 111 | 85 | 19 | 7 |
1456 | Wrong venue. This is the reception hall. Your wedding is at the church. | 1.2973 | 0.05519 | 111 | 85 | 19 | 7 |
1457 | I guess this means you really want to be married | 1.2973 | 0.05054 | 111 | 82 | 25 | 4 |
1458 | Psst! Sir, help me! I am being held hostage by the man and woman on my top tier. | 1.2973 | 0.05519 | 111 | 85 | 19 | 7 |
1459 | Weddings always leave me in tiers,too! | 1.2973 | 0.04719 | 111 | 80 | 29 | 2 |
1460 | I’ve been iced, but you’re looking hot... | 1.2973 | 0.05054 | 111 | 82 | 25 | 4 |
1461 | Jilted? Have some cake. You paid for it. | 1.2973 | 0.04889 | 111 | 81 | 27 | 3 |
1462 | Yes, I'm a talking layer cake, and yes, you are getting married today! | 1.2973 | 0.05368 | 111 | 84 | 21 | 6 |
1463 | I'd admit she was right. But hey, I'm just a cake. | 1.2973 | 0.05368 | 111 | 84 | 21 | 6 |
1464 | Gee, I wouldn’t have ordered the cake if I knew it’d be a zoom wedding | 1.2973 | 0.05214 | 111 | 83 | 23 | 5 |
1465 | Are your feet as cold as they are up there? | 1.2973 | 0.05214 | 111 | 83 | 23 | 5 |
1466 | To have, to hold, to eat! | 1.2973 | 0.04889 | 111 | 81 | 27 | 3 |
1467 | Trust me. I've been to a lot these and they always end the same. | 1.2973 | 0.05054 | 111 | 82 | 25 | 4 |
1468 | Though his feet were cold, his stomach was empty | 1.2973 | 0.05214 | 111 | 83 | 23 | 5 |
1469 | When I said I liked you..I never meant every day. | 1.2973 | 0.04889 | 111 | 81 | 27 | 3 |
1470 | Well, at Least there’s more cake for you now, right | 1.2963 | 0.05465 | 108 | 82 | 20 | 6 |
1471 | That’s the best man | 1.2963 | 0.04968 | 108 | 79 | 26 | 3 |
1472 | ‘Trust me, I know what I am talking about - RUN BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE! | 1.2963 | 0.05622 | 108 | 83 | 18 | 7 |
1473 | I'm a pretty nice "piece"...right, amigo? | 1.2963 | 0.05139 | 108 | 80 | 24 | 4 |
1474 | She ran off with the petit fours. | 1.2963 | 0.05465 | 108 | 82 | 20 | 6 |
1475 | Like it or not, here’s the deal: After the cake is eaten, you’re on your own ! | 1.2963 | 0.05465 | 108 | 82 | 20 | 6 |
1476 | I only feed 10 and we are at capacity, pal. Put on your mask and get out of here. | 1.2963 | 0.05465 | 108 | 82 | 20 | 6 |
1477 | Wait for her. | 1.2963 | 0.04968 | 108 | 79 | 26 | 3 |
1478 | Oh, were there three? My bad. | 1.2963 | 0.04968 | 108 | 79 | 26 | 3 |
1479 | Let me do the talking. | 1.2963 | 0.05139 | 108 | 80 | 24 | 4 |
1480 | So far so good, but now the next step is to also make a virtual baby. | 1.2963 | 0.04790 | 108 | 78 | 28 | 2 |
1481 | Life is not a piece of cake. Am I right? | 1.2963 | 0.05465 | 108 | 82 | 20 | 6 |
1482 | When your makeup artist and cake decorator are the same person | 1.2963 | 0.05305 | 108 | 81 | 22 | 5 |
1483 | Hey, after this, can we go get some pie? | 1.2963 | 0.05305 | 108 | 81 | 22 | 5 |
1484 | Just be glad I'm not getting rubbed in your face... | 1.2963 | 0.05622 | 108 | 83 | 18 | 7 |
1485 | Then I heard her say “I’m only marrying him for his money.” | 1.2963 | 0.05622 | 108 | 83 | 18 | 7 |
1486 | Paul Hollywood was looking for more extravaganza than just vanilla on sponge. | 1.2946 | 0.05174 | 112 | 84 | 23 | 5 |
1487 | Is THAT what I look like?! | 1.2946 | 0.05016 | 112 | 83 | 25 | 4 |
1488 | She's mine now. | 1.2946 | 0.05174 | 112 | 84 | 23 | 5 |
1489 | ...and your mother-in-law said she could have done better." | 1.2946 | 0.05327 | 112 | 85 | 21 | 6 |
1490 | Marie Antoinette, here, speaking from the grave.... | 1.2946 | 0.05327 | 112 | 85 | 21 | 6 |
1491 | And what about my hyperglycemia? | 1.2946 | 0.05174 | 112 | 84 | 23 | 5 |
1492 | She’s not coming.... | 1.2946 | 0.05327 | 112 | 85 | 21 | 6 |
1493 | Well,don't blame me this was your idea. | 1.2946 | 0.05476 | 112 | 86 | 19 | 7 |
1494 | Put your finger in my mouth? | 1.2946 | 0.05016 | 112 | 83 | 25 | 4 |
1495 | Psst, just checking I'm at the correct place, this is the Goldstein Bar Mitzvah right? | 1.2946 | 0.05174 | 112 | 84 | 23 | 5 |
1496 | I can draw better than this, and I’m a cake. | 1.2941 | 0.05322 | 102 | 76 | 22 | 4 |
1497 | The bride ran off with the baker, but you can keep the cake. | 1.2936 | 0.05099 | 109 | 81 | 24 | 4 |
1498 | Marriage is not a piece of cake. And who would know better than me. | 1.2936 | 0.05099 | 109 | 81 | 24 | 4 |
1499 | How would you like it if I put cupcakes on your head? | 1.2936 | 0.05263 | 109 | 82 | 22 | 5 |
1500 | If her feet are as cold as this one's are, I'd split. | 1.2936 | 0.05422 | 109 | 83 | 20 | 6 |
1501 | Be more surprised they're still a couple than a cake is talking to you right now. | 1.2936 | 0.05099 | 109 | 81 | 24 | 4 |
1502 | All I am saying is "A moment on the lips....." | 1.2936 | 0.05263 | 109 | 82 | 22 | 5 |
1503 | I think she needed more space... | 1.2936 | 0.04754 | 109 | 79 | 28 | 2 |
1504 | I told her she could do better than you. | 1.2936 | 0.05263 | 109 | 82 | 22 | 5 |
1505 | Just put on a happy face | 1.2936 | 0.04929 | 109 | 80 | 26 | 3 |
1506 | I tried to persuade them to social distance, but they wouldn't listen to me... | 1.2936 | 0.05422 | 109 | 83 | 20 | 6 |
1507 | This won't last anyway, so mush it in her face. | 1.2936 | 0.04929 | 109 | 80 | 26 | 3 |
1508 | It’s the conscious uncoupling cake topper. | 1.2936 | 0.04929 | 109 | 80 | 26 | 3 |
1509 | You think for $5,000 dollars they’d give you a fourth layer. | 1.2936 | 0.05263 | 109 | 82 | 22 | 5 |
1510 | I’m gay. What should I do? | 1.2936 | 0.04754 | 109 | 79 | 28 | 2 |
1511 | Is... is that a clip-on, Jerry? | 1.2936 | 0.05422 | 109 | 83 | 20 | 6 |
1512 | The cake was easier to score , now I feel pressured to find a bride. | 1.2936 | 0.04754 | 109 | 79 | 28 | 2 |
1513 | Now, as I told you, 50% of marriages end up in divorce. And none in “happily ever after”. | 1.2936 | 0.05263 | 109 | 82 | 22 | 5 |
1514 | I know, it's supposed to be you -- but the hair needed work. | 1.2936 | 0.05422 | 109 | 83 | 20 | 6 |
1515 | The over/under is two years. | 1.2936 | 0.05422 | 109 | 83 | 20 | 6 |
1516 | You're only supposed to save the top layer. And only for one year,not till the divorce is final. | 1.2936 | 0.05263 | 109 | 82 | 22 | 5 |
1517 | The upside of a no-show bride is that you get to keep cake. | 1.2936 | 0.05263 | 109 | 82 | 22 | 5 |
1518 | Chocolate or the wedding is off. | 1.2936 | 0.05099 | 109 | 81 | 23 | 4 |
1519 | I didn’t ask to be cis-normative. | 1.2936 | 0.04929 | 109 | 80 | 26 | 3 |
1520 | Hey, you really need to let it go. It was never your gig to be a cake topper. | 1.2936 | 0.05422 | 109 | 83 | 20 | 6 |
1521 | He's promising to give her the house. | 1.2936 | 0.05576 | 109 | 84 | 18 | 7 |
1522 | We've got to stop meeting like this. | 1.2936 | 0.05263 | 109 | 82 | 22 | 5 |
1523 | If the wedding party aren’t wearing masks, I’m blowing this gig. | 1.2936 | 0.05263 | 109 | 82 | 22 | 5 |
1524 | You wedding was a piece of cake. Your marriage, however... | 1.2936 | 0.05422 | 109 | 83 | 20 | 6 |
1525 | A word to the wise, don’t even think about cutting it. Capiche? | 1.2936 | 0.05263 | 109 | 82 | 22 | 5 |
1526 | You mean this isn't the Nelson bachelor party? And I don't have any clothes on! | 1.2936 | 0.05263 | 109 | 82 | 22 | 5 |
1527 | Looks like your twin brother got your cake and ate it too. | 1.2936 | 0.05263 | 109 | 82 | 22 | 5 |
1528 | Do believe those two? They refuse to social distance. | 1.2936 | 0.05422 | 109 | 83 | 20 | 6 |
1529 | It’s my Saturday gig! | 1.2936 | 0.05263 | 109 | 82 | 22 | 5 |
1530 | Don't worry. It won't last. | 1.2936 | 0.05099 | 109 | 81 | 24 | 4 |
1531 | Sure, marriage is a piece of cake. So you want a piece of me? And eat it too? | 1.2936 | 0.05422 | 109 | 83 | 20 | 6 |
1532 | I told you two not to climb up those steps | 1.2936 | 0.05263 | 109 | 82 | 22 | 5 |
1533 | Because I’m a second thoughts cake, and you don’t have feet. | 1.2936 | 0.05263 | 109 | 82 | 22 | 5 |
1534 | I've been watching you all night - seems like you've become quite adept at social distancing, friend. | 1.2936 | 0.04929 | 109 | 80 | 26 | 3 |
1535 | Maybe I'm just being paranoid, but that's the spitting image of my cousin Frank! | 1.2936 | 0.05099 | 109 | 81 | 24 | 4 |
1536 | Oh, my aching back. Young marrieds are not thin anymore. | 1.2936 | 0.05727 | 109 | 85 | 16 | 8 |
1537 | Buzz Off, Bruce! This is a Masterpiece! | 1.2936 | 0.04929 | 109 | 80 | 26 | 3 |
1538 | She said she's sorry, but you're too vanilla. | 1.2936 | 0.05263 | 109 | 82 | 22 | 5 |
1539 | For an extra ten bucks I'll sing "The Wedding Song". | 1.2936 | 0.05263 | 109 | 82 | 22 | 5 |
1540 | Bottom line: Don't do it! | 1.2936 | 0.05099 | 109 | 81 | 24 | 4 |
1541 | I swear to God, if either of you smashes any part of me on the other's face I will give you a night you will never forget, and I'm not talking about romance! | 1.2936 | 0.05873 | 109 | 86 | 14 | 9 |
1542 | Pssst! If you turn around right now and run, you still stand a chance! | 1.2936 | 0.04664 | 109 | 81 | 25 | 3 |
1543 | I know, doesn't that just take the cake! | 1.2936 | 0.04929 | 109 | 80 | 26 | 3 |
1544 | I'm sorry, you didn't get the rose! | 1.2936 | 0.05015 | 109 | 83 | 21 | 5 |
1545 | Keep your social distance or you're next! | 1.2936 | 0.05263 | 109 | 82 | 22 | 5 |
1546 | This isn't all about you! | 1.2936 | 0.05576 | 109 | 84 | 18 | 7 |
1547 | Buddy, if you're gonna run, do it now... If not, get into that chapel. I'm melting! | 1.2936 | 0.05422 | 109 | 83 | 20 | 6 |
1548 | What do you want me to say, that it's a bad dream? | 1.2936 | 0.05099 | 109 | 81 | 24 | 4 |
1549 | OMG the bride on cake looks like my ex-girlfriend. | 1.2936 | 0.05099 | 109 | 81 | 24 | 4 |
1550 | So who’s going to be smushing me into your face? | 1.2936 | 0.05099 | 109 | 81 | 24 | 4 |
1551 | It's a socially distanced cake topper | 1.2936 | 0.05099 | 109 | 81 | 24 | 4 |
1552 | Aha! The old wedding cake ploy! | 1.2936 | 0.05099 | 109 | 81 | 24 | 4 |
1553 | Well, looks like I was a waste of money | 1.2936 | 0.05263 | 109 | 82 | 22 | 5 |
1554 | Bet I've got more layers than your wife. | 1.2936 | 0.05099 | 109 | 81 | 24 | 4 |
1555 | You're spongier in real life. | 1.2936 | 0.04754 | 109 | 79 | 28 | 2 |
1556 | Well,at least now I know 3 tabs of acid is my limit when I'm catering. | 1.2936 | 0.05873 | 109 | 86 | 14 | 9 |
1557 | Five bucks says she leaves with the drummer. | 1.2936 | 0.04754 | 109 | 79 | 28 | 2 |
1558 | Well, if she isn't just the icing on the ... | 1.2936 | 0.05099 | 109 | 81 | 24 | 4 |
1559 | I’m already in tiers | 1.2936 | 0.05576 | 109 | 84 | 18 | 7 |
1560 | Man up! Marriage is a piece of cake, told you! | 1.2936 | 0.05873 | 109 | 86 | 14 | 9 |
1561 | Shouldn’t they be wearing masks? | 1.2936 | 0.05422 | 109 | 83 | 20 | 6 |
1562 | Gotta warn you man, it only goes downhill from here but in the mean time... ‘enjoy the cake’ | 1.2936 | 0.05263 | 109 | 82 | 22 | 5 |
1563 | If it may help, this is the second wedding I’m served where the bride doesn’t show up | 1.2936 | 0.05263 | 109 | 82 | 22 | 5 |
1564 | didn’t you know? you can’t have your cake and be it too. | 1.2936 | 0.05099 | 109 | 81 | 24 | 4 |
1565 | Hey, maybe we should get out of here while we still can? | 1.2936 | 0.04929 | 109 | 80 | 26 | 3 |
1566 | You should know one in two wedding cakes end up in divorce. | 1.2936 | 0.05422 | 109 | 83 | 20 | 6 |
1567 | This is the weirdest prom | 1.2925 | 0.05186 | 106 | 79 | 23 | 4 |
1568 | My ex-wife is a tart. | 1.2925 | 0.05186 | 106 | 79 | 23 | 4 |
1569 | Don't cut me. I'm begging you. | 1.2925 | 0.04827 | 106 | 77 | 27 | 2 |
1570 | I'm sick and tired of drunk fathers of brides. EAT ME! | 1.2925 | 0.05186 | 106 | 79 | 23 | 4 |
1571 | I am the ghost of weddings future Patrick........Patricia. | 1.2925 | 0.05010 | 106 | 78 | 25 | 3 |
1572 | There's a bid difference between "I do" and "I should." | 1.2925 | 0.05356 | 106 | 80 | 21 | 5 |
1573 | Hey,you! What are you looking at?! | 1.2925 | 0.04827 | 106 | 77 | 27 | 2 |
1574 | Don't even think about it Brad. | 1.2925 | 0.04827 | 106 | 77 | 27 | 2 |
1575 | I give it six months tops, she is a chiffon and he is a carrot. | 1.2925 | 0.05010 | 106 | 78 | 25 | 3 |
1576 | I thought I canceled everything this year, but I did forget to call the bakery. | 1.2925 | 0.05356 | 106 | 80 | 21 | 5 |
1577 | WEDDING DAY MUNCHIES DILEMMA . . . . | 1.2925 | 0.05522 | 106 | 81 | 19 | 6 |
1578 | Six feet back please, sir. | 1.2925 | 0.05186 | 106 | 79 | 23 | 4 |
1579 | This is a real meta moment for you huh? | 1.2925 | 0.05186 | 106 | 79 | 23 | 4 |
1580 | Hey, are you looking for your cake? | 1.2925 | 0.05682 | 106 | 82 | 17 | 7 |
1581 | So what do you do for a living? | 1.2925 | 0.05356 | 106 | 80 | 21 | 5 |
1582 | That's the last time I let them talk me into layers. | 1.2925 | 0.05356 | 106 | 80 | 21 | 5 |
1583 | I thought I was the best man. | 1.2909 | 0.05059 | 110 | 82 | 24 | 4 |
1584 | Psss! Before you make the leap you should check out season 4 of The Crown. | 1.2909 | 0.05532 | 110 | 85 | 18 | 7 |
1585 | RSVP?! What do you mean? I'm the cake! | 1.2909 | 0.04892 | 110 | 81 | 26 | 3 |
1586 | Hey - this may be our last chance to talk before I’m defrosted in 10 years. | 1.2909 | 0.04892 | 110 | 81 | 26 | 3 |
1587 | I thought you said this wedding was a piece of cake. | 1.2909 | 0.05059 | 110 | 82 | 24 | 4 |
1588 | Your bride's standing on the cake that was just airlifted onto the parking lot. | 1.2909 | 0.05379 | 110 | 84 | 20 | 6 |
1589 | Look, I'm not the one who's gonna tell you to go through with this. | 1.2909 | 0.05222 | 110 | 83 | 22 | 5 |
1590 | Who told you having a wedding would be a piece of cake? | 1.2909 | 0.05379 | 110 | 84 | 20 | 6 |
1591 | Everyday tell her you love her, and life will be a piece of cake. | 1.2897 | 0.05313 | 107 | 81 | 21 | 5 |
1592 | I know you weren't expecting a sentient cake, but neither were your bride and your best man when they were making out right here about ten minutes ago. | 1.2897 | 0.05635 | 107 | 83 | 17 | 7 |
1593 | Psst, what odds will you give me that the leftover cake lasts longer than these two? | 1.2897 | 0.05313 | 107 | 81 | 21 | 5 |
1594 | I told her the wedding was a fraud and that you're a cheat, because I didn't want to get eaten. | 1.2897 | 0.04970 | 107 | 79 | 25 | 3 |
1595 | Yeah, that suit definitely looks better on me. | 1.2897 | 0.05477 | 107 | 82 | 19 | 6 |
1596 | She social-distanced so far from you that she bumped into him. | 1.2897 | 0.05145 | 107 | 80 | 23 | 4 |
1597 | Sure my job is rough, being a wedding cake and having a bride and groom on top of me all day long, but my cousin is a cake at a circumcision – you should see what HE has to put up with. | 1.2897 | 0.05477 | 107 | 82 | 19 | 6 |
1598 | You might think that I have a vested interest in this, but you must agree that CUTTING the cake immediately after TYING the knot is bad karma. | 1.2897 | 0.05635 | 107 | 83 | 17 | 7 |
1599 | I know it was a love triangle, but someone had to be the bigger man! | 1.2897 | 0.04881 | 107 | 81 | 22 | 4 |
1600 | Run!..... I’ll distract them. | 1.2897 | 0.05635 | 107 | 83 | 17 | 7 |
1601 | Try me now. She’ll get over it. | 1.2897 | 0.04970 | 107 | 79 | 25 | 3 |
1602 | Sorry, mate, the flavor’s not chocolate it’s heteronormativity. | 1.2885 | 0.05409 | 104 | 79 | 20 | 5 |
1603 | Come to a wedding, they said. You’ll have fun, they said, and now they want to stick a knife in me. | 1.2885 | 0.05234 | 104 | 78 | 22 | 4 |
1604 | There's levels to relationships | 1.2885 | 0.05234 | 104 | 78 | 22 | 4 |
1605 | What I'm saying, Jack, is see your *future* self on the cake... | 1.2885 | 0.04358 | 104 | 81 | 19 | 4 |
1606 | Spoiler alert... | 1.2885 | 0.05409 | 104 | 79 | 20 | 5 |
1607 | I hate to tell you this, but I'm gay. | 1.2885 | 0.04864 | 104 | 76 | 26 | 2 |
1608 | You're fucked! | 1.2885 | 0.05409 | 104 | 79 | 20 | 5 |
1609 | You can have the cake and eat them too. | 1.2885 | 0.05234 | 104 | 78 | 22 | 4 |
1610 | This will never work. | 1.2885 | 0.05053 | 104 | 77 | 24 | 3 |
1611 | I knew I’d forgotten someone ! | 1.2885 | 0.05234 | 104 | 78 | 22 | 4 |
1612 | This should be a 4 tier event | 1.2885 | 0.05409 | 104 | 79 | 20 | 5 |
1613 | I don’t unmasked. | 1.2885 | 0.05579 | 104 | 80 | 18 | 6 |
1614 | Hey...Its me, Buddy the Cake Guy. Listen I need a favor... | 1.2885 | 0.05053 | 104 | 77 | 24 | 3 |
1615 | Psst! Can you get me a coffee? | 1.2885 | 0.05409 | 104 | 79 | 20 | 5 |
1616 | Will you be my sugar daddy? | 1.2885 | 0.05409 | 104 | 79 | 20 | 5 |
1617 | He's her third layer. | 1.2885 | 0.05744 | 104 | 81 | 16 | 7 |
1618 | Okay, Solomon, let's see if you can figure out how to keep these two from cutting me in half in the divorce. | 1.2885 | 0.04464 | 104 | 79 | 22 | 3 |
1619 | You will never top this | 1.2885 | 0.05234 | 104 | 78 | 22 | 4 |
1620 | If you cut me, I will haunt you for the rest of your life. | 1.2885 | 0.05744 | 104 | 81 | 16 | 7 |
1621 | And then she says, ‘I’m just after his money.’ But hey, what do I know? I’m just the cake. | 1.2885 | 0.05409 | 104 | 79 | 20 | 5 |
1622 | You can still slip away. | 1.2885 | 0.05234 | 104 | 78 | 22 | 4 |
1623 | You can now eat the bride. | 1.2885 | 0.05053 | 104 | 77 | 24 | 3 |
1624 | Be gentle. | 1.2870 | 0.05432 | 108 | 83 | 19 | 6 |
1625 | Just overheard your bride say you'll be wearing most of this cake if you don't stop goggling the bride's maids. | 1.2870 | 0.05104 | 108 | 81 | 23 | 4 |
1626 | Sorry your bride ran away--I didn't mean to be vulgar when I said, "eat me." | 1.2870 | 0.05271 | 108 | 82 | 21 | 5 |
1627 | I'm just a reflection of you. And by tomorrow, I will have been sliced, eaten, and digested by 300 of your closest friends. | 1.2870 | 0.04931 | 108 | 80 | 25 | 3 |
1628 | Pssst -- your ex-wife paid to let her jump out of me right when you cut me. | 1.2870 | 0.05432 | 108 | 83 | 19 | 6 |
1629 | That looks like her first husband—not me! | 1.2870 | 0.04931 | 108 | 80 | 24 | 3 |
1630 | Your cold feet have been accommodated. I am an ice-cream cake. | 1.2870 | 0.04931 | 108 | 80 | 25 | 3 |
1631 | It's official now... you've been sculpted in marzipan. | 1.2870 | 0.05271 | 108 | 82 | 21 | 5 |
1632 | You can't fool me. I saw you with that pathetic buttercream bimbo! | 1.2870 | 0.05432 | 108 | 83 | 19 | 6 |
1633 | The baker said he would be fired if he put two men on the top,so he stashed a second guy under my mouth. | 1.2870 | 0.05271 | 108 | 82 | 21 | 5 |
1634 | Cold feet??? You take the cake! She's in tears and I'm in tiers! | 1.2870 | 0.05271 | 108 | 82 | 21 | 5 |
1635 | Dude, you should have asked the baker to mask and socially distance the bride and groom ornaments! | 1.2870 | 0.05271 | 108 | 82 | 21 | 5 |
1636 | Don't look down. But if you do look down, don't listen to whatever the giant cake tells you. | 1.2870 | 0.04931 | 108 | 80 | 25 | 3 |
1637 | Think about it. There's a lot more cake than icing. | 1.2870 | 0.05271 | 108 | 82 | 21 | 5 |
1638 | What do I know, I'm just low-tier. | 1.2870 | 0.04931 | 108 | 80 | 25 | 3 |
1639 | Absence makes the heart grow fondant while the bride danced the merengue with your best man. | 1.2870 | 0.05432 | 108 | 83 | 19 | 6 |
1640 | Keep walkin', fatty. | 1.2870 | 0.05271 | 108 | 82 | 21 | 5 |
1641 | If she’s not coming, can I can take off these stupid hats? | 1.2870 | 0.05104 | 108 | 81 | 23 | 4 |
1642 | It will end in tiers. | 1.2870 | 0.04931 | 108 | 80 | 25 | 3 |
1643 | Game over. | 1.2870 | 0.05104 | 108 | 81 | 23 | 4 |
1644 | Yes, they are six cake-feet apart! | 1.2870 | 0.05271 | 108 | 82 | 21 | 5 |
1645 | 'Don't forget to distance six feet and wear your mask' | 1.2870 | 0.05432 | 108 | 83 | 19 | 6 |
1646 | She left; pretend I'm an American pie. | 1.2870 | 0.04931 | 108 | 80 | 25 | 3 |
1647 | What, even the cake has an emoji? Damned millenials. | 1.2870 | 0.05271 | 108 | 82 | 21 | 5 |
1648 | Yes, you could be on top, just be someone else. | 1.2870 | 0.05104 | 108 | 81 | 23 | 4 |
1649 | I can’t support this union. | 1.2870 | 0.05271 | 108 | 82 | 21 | 5 |
1650 | Don't complain about how I look, your hair looks like icing. | 1.2870 | 0.05104 | 108 | 81 | 23 | 4 |
1651 | After this it's no cakewalk. | 1.2870 | 0.04753 | 108 | 79 | 27 | 2 |
1652 | Since when were human-counterparts to cake toppings a thing? | 1.2870 | 0.05104 | 108 | 81 | 23 | 4 |
1653 | Don't tell the baker she's a drag queen. | 1.2870 | 0.05432 | 108 | 83 | 19 | 6 |
1654 | Believe me, it's not all sweetness and light up there. | 1.2870 | 0.04931 | 108 | 80 | 25 | 3 |
1655 | That's all I'm sayin' man ... it's half baked. | 1.2870 | 0.05432 | 108 | 83 | 19 | 6 |
1656 | Listen,man. This cake is loaded with dough. | 1.2870 | 0.05104 | 108 | 81 | 23 | 4 |
1657 | Take it from me, Dude, marriage is a piece of cake. | 1.2870 | 0.05432 | 108 | 83 | 19 | 6 |
1658 | Speak now or I'll be just a piece" | 1.2870 | 0.05271 | 108 | 82 | 21 | 5 |
1659 | By the time you get down to my layer, the marriage will be over. | 1.2870 | 0.04931 | 108 | 80 | 25 | 3 |
1660 | Don't worry, I'm not fruit cake. | 1.2870 | 0.04567 | 108 | 78 | 29 | 1 |
1661 | I think they just moved! | 1.2870 | 0.05432 | 108 | 83 | 19 | 6 |
1662 | The first cut is the sweetest. | 1.2870 | 0.04753 | 108 | 79 | 27 | 2 |
1663 | Try to look on the bright side Josh. She may be marrying your best friend, but he’ll never have your great hair. | 1.2870 | 0.05104 | 108 | 81 | 23 | 4 |
1664 | No, I swear I've seen you somewhere before. You're not from Aunt Ellen's side? | 1.2870 | 0.05188 | 108 | 84 | 18 | 6 |
1665 | yes you may now eat the bride | 1.2870 | 0.05104 | 108 | 81 | 23 | 4 |
1666 | Tom suddenly realized Cynthia got the last word in on the wedding cake design | 1.2857 | 0.05533 | 105 | 81 | 18 | 6 |
1667 | I’m not the wedding cake. I’m the we-need-to-have-a-serious-discussion-about-the-division-of-chores-around-the-house cake. | 1.2857 | 0.05191 | 105 | 79 | 22 | 4 |
1668 | If you put part of me in your freezer for 10 years, I'll choke you. | 1.2857 | 0.05012 | 105 | 78 | 24 | 3 |
1669 | Howdy topper! | 1.2857 | 0.05533 | 105 | 81 | 18 | 6 |
1670 | Yeah, yeah; I know. It shoulda been you. | 1.2857 | 0.05012 | 105 | 78 | 24 | 3 |
1671 | Hey, if you see Ice Cream... tell her we’re done. | 1.2857 | 0.05191 | 105 | 79 | 22 | 4 |
1672 | I want to catch the bouquet. | 1.2857 | 0.05365 | 105 | 80 | 20 | 5 |
1673 | The fluffy icing goes on the cake not on your head! | 1.2857 | 0.05533 | 105 | 81 | 18 | 6 |
1674 | I need an adult! It's that sick bastard from American Pie! | 1.2857 | 0.05365 | 105 | 80 | 20 | 5 |
1675 | If you think the Tux was pricey, you should see what she spent on me. | 1.2857 | 0.05012 | 105 | 78 | 24 | 3 |
1676 | I wasn't too expensive, but then again I'm also not worth it. | 1.2857 | 0.05533 | 105 | 81 | 18 | 6 |
1677 | Please don’t cut me. | 1.2857 | 0.04826 | 105 | 77 | 26 | 2 |
1678 | Your blushing bride loved me so much she ran off with the baker. | 1.2857 | 0.05012 | 105 | 78 | 24 | 3 |
1679 | ...And you're on a cake for an even bigger couple, and they're on a cake for an even bigger... | 1.2857 | 0.05365 | 105 | 80 | 20 | 5 |
1680 | Social distance or no cake for you! | 1.2857 | 0.05012 | 105 | 78 | 24 | 3 |
1681 | Are you standing on my mother? | 1.2857 | 0.05191 | 105 | 79 | 22 | 4 |
1682 | They won't wear masks but at least they are distancing. | 1.2857 | 0.05012 | 105 | 78 | 24 | 3 |
1683 | You know it. I'm more fun. Let's make a break for it. | 1.2857 | 0.04826 | 105 | 77 | 26 | 2 |
1684 | Please don’t cut me, I’m a little frosted right now. | 1.2857 | 0.05191 | 105 | 79 | 22 | 4 |
1685 | It just goes to show: you can’t have your cake and Edith too! | 1.2857 | 0.05533 | 105 | 81 | 18 | 6 |
1686 | Sorry that she bailed, but she actually keeps me in the prenup. | 1.2857 | 0.05365 | 105 | 80 | 20 | 5 |
1687 | Hey, could you give me a quick spin so I can take in the decor, thanks! | 1.2857 | 0.04826 | 105 | 77 | 26 | 2 |
1688 | The cake tops are both two-time losers. | 1.2857 | 0.05533 | 105 | 81 | 18 | 6 |
1689 | Pssst...It's me Sharon, the Maid of Honour. I'm doing the Marilyn thing. Would you mind dimming the lights, its almost my cue | 1.2857 | 0.05191 | 105 | 79 | 22 | 4 |
1690 | That's how he shrank his first wife, too. | 1.2857 | 0.05012 | 105 | 78 | 24 | 3 |
1691 | If you cut me, I'll sue you. | 1.2857 | 0.05191 | 105 | 79 | 22 | 4 |
1692 | Psst, dare you to bite her head off. | 1.2857 | 0.04632 | 105 | 76 | 28 | 1 |
1693 | Loved watching your first dance! What’s next? | 1.2857 | 0.05191 | 105 | 79 | 22 | 4 |
1694 | I'm sorry, Dave, but Alice is still not conceding to Bertha. | 1.2857 | 0.04826 | 105 | 82 | 18 | 4 |
1695 | Can you believe it, they think they're real. | 1.2857 | 0.05365 | 105 | 80 | 20 | 5 |
1696 | No, you can have your cake and eat it too. But I'm not your cake. | 1.2857 | 0.04826 | 105 | 77 | 26 | 2 |
1697 | No, I really don’t think there’s room for you up there too! | 1.2857 | 0.05365 | 105 | 80 | 20 | 5 |
1698 | Where'd the bride go? | 1.2857 | 0.05533 | 105 | 81 | 18 | 6 |
1699 | I know they *look* happy, but they’re just the cake on top of the icing | 1.2857 | 0.05191 | 105 | 79 | 22 | 4 |
1700 | I don’t know... Yours looks like you, but my cake topper looks nothing like me | 1.2857 | 0.05365 | 105 | 80 | 20 | 5 |
1701 | Be prepared, there'll be nothing sweet in your marriage but me. | 1.2857 | 0.05365 | 105 | 80 | 20 | 5 |
1702 | I hate to mention it but your bride's heels are giving me a headache!" | 1.2844 | 0.05064 | 109 | 82 | 23 | 4 |
1703 | Sure, she's beautiful. But she can't give you silky vanilla buttercream frosting with sprinkles, the way I can. | 1.2844 | 0.05229 | 109 | 83 | 21 | 5 |
1704 | I dare you ... take the cake | 1.2844 | 0.05229 | 109 | 83 | 21 | 5 |
1705 | Don’t look now but your ex just showed up. | 1.2844 | 0.05229 | 109 | 83 | 21 | 5 |
1706 | Nobody told you to get married. You can't have your cake and eat it too! | 1.2844 | 0.05064 | 109 | 82 | 23 | 4 |
1707 | Always the groomsman never the groom. | 1.2844 | 0.04893 | 109 | 81 | 25 | 3 |
1708 | They’re called micro weddings now. | 1.2844 | 0.05229 | 109 | 83 | 21 | 5 |
1709 | I tiered up at the ceremony. | 1.2843 | 0.05283 | 102 | 77 | 21 | 4 |
1710 | What flavors are you? | 1.2830 | 0.05149 | 106 | 80 | 22 | 4 |
1711 | We can work with the hair, but to really be a wedding cake, lose the arms. | 1.2830 | 0.05236 | 106 | 83 | 17 | 6 |
1712 | You are wearing THIS? REALLY? | 1.2830 | 0.05321 | 106 | 81 | 20 | 5 |
1713 | I promise, I'm better than warm apple pie. | 1.2830 | 0.05321 | 106 | 81 | 20 | 5 |
1714 | Looks to me like they made you too short. | 1.2830 | 0.04787 | 106 | 78 | 26 | 2 |
1715 | Anyway Doug, it's like they say...marriage is a piece of flesh. | 1.2830 | 0.05487 | 106 | 82 | 18 | 6 |
1716 | Hey buddy, six feet or I will cut you. | 1.2830 | 0.05805 | 106 | 84 | 14 | 8 |
1717 | Stand on the other side and smile. | 1.2830 | 0.05149 | 106 | 80 | 22 | 4 |
1718 | You're still short one item. | 1.2830 | 0.04972 | 106 | 79 | 24 | 3 |
1719 | Listen buddy, I overheard them whispering "let them eat cake" during the toast, it will only get worse. | 1.2830 | 0.05321 | 106 | 81 | 20 | 5 |
1720 | If I told you you're hallucinating, would you believe me? | 1.2830 | 0.05321 | 106 | 81 | 20 | 5 |
1721 | You know, of course, you shouldn't be up there if you're not edible. | 1.2830 | 0.05321 | 106 | 81 | 20 | 5 |
1722 | Do I look fat??? | 1.2830 | 0.05149 | 106 | 80 | 22 | 4 |
1723 | They may have each other, but you'll always have me, Doug. | 1.2830 | 0.05149 | 106 | 80 | 22 | 4 |
1724 | Yeah, I know it's creepy, but I'm also gonna get rubbed all over your face. | 1.2830 | 0.02598 | 106 | 84 | 20 | 2 |
1725 | Only very short people apply for the job of cake model. | 1.2830 | 0.05149 | 106 | 80 | 22 | 4 |
1726 | Could you get me a glass of Prosecco before they rip the fondant from my bones? | 1.2830 | 0.05149 | 106 | 80 | 22 | 4 |
1727 | We have to talk. | 1.2830 | 0.05149 | 106 | 80 | 22 | 4 |
1728 | Where do you think you're going? | 1.2830 | 0.05321 | 106 | 81 | 20 | 5 |
1729 | Please put a mask on and back up 5 and a half feet. | 1.2830 | 0.04596 | 106 | 77 | 28 | 1 |
1730 | Hmm... who drew a face on the cake? | 1.2830 | 0.05149 | 106 | 80 | 22 | 4 |
1731 | stop looking at me like that, you promised yourself you wouldn't cheat! | 1.2830 | 0.04880 | 106 | 81 | 21 | 4 |
1732 | You've got a choice - me or marriage." | 1.2830 | 0.05149 | 106 | 80 | 22 | 4 |
1733 | You're just hoping I'll pop out of your wedding cake, aren't you? | 1.2830 | 0.05149 | 106 | 80 | 22 | 4 |
1734 | Both had to get baked to make it through tonight, huh? | 1.2830 | 0.05149 | 106 | 80 | 22 | 4 |
1735 | So, when is your birthday? | 1.2830 | 0.04972 | 106 | 79 | 24 | 3 |
1736 | I know what you did Carl, you naughty boy. | 1.2830 | 0.05321 | 106 | 81 | 20 | 5 |
1737 | Trust me, when all is said and done, you'll realize that I was the sweetest part of this marriage. | 1.2816 | 0.04862 | 103 | 76 | 25 | 2 |
1738 | Sorry about your partner being female up there; my baker said God created Adam and Eve; not Adam and black Steve ... | 1.2816 | 0.05921 | 103 | 82 | 13 | 8 |
1739 | Too cheap to pay for candles? | 1.2816 | 0.05239 | 103 | 78 | 21 | 4 |
1740 | Cut it out, will ya. | 1.2816 | 0.05239 | 103 | 78 | 21 | 4 |
1741 | Congratulations. Hope you got a pre-nup. | 1.2816 | 0.05239 | 103 | 78 | 21 | 4 |
1742 | I forgot my tux. | 1.2816 | 0.05239 | 103 | 78 | 21 | 4 |
1743 | Well... "The cake lasted longer than the marriage" | 1.2816 | 0.04003 | 103 | 76 | 24 | 1 |
1744 | Ralph, 'The Cake Whisperer'. | 1.2816 | 0.05590 | 103 | 80 | 17 | 6 |
1745 | I'm telling you, don't do it! | 1.2816 | 0.05590 | 103 | 80 | 17 | 6 |
1746 | Our 3-D simulation is promising. But your disco haircut has to go. | 1.2816 | 0.05054 | 103 | 77 | 23 | 3 |
1747 | Sigh. Even "cake -topper" me doesn't want to do this. | 1.2816 | 0.04862 | 103 | 76 | 25 | 2 |
1748 | I give them six months, tops. | 1.2816 | 0.04862 | 103 | 76 | 25 | 2 |
1749 | Hey Bud--Blow in this hole and the bride will fall over on the groom. | 1.2816 | 0.05418 | 103 | 79 | 19 | 5 |
1750 | Letting yourself go starts now. | 1.2816 | 0.04862 | 103 | 76 | 25 | 2 |
1751 | Your marriage is not going to be a cakewalk. | 1.2816 | 0.05054 | 103 | 77 | 23 | 3 |
1752 | Alice and Derek took the EAT ME! option | 1.2816 | 0.05239 | 103 | 78 | 21 | 4 |
1753 | You try looking this good in icing! | 1.2816 | 0.05054 | 103 | 77 | 23 | 3 |
1754 | You owe a fee for the last minute change. | 1.2816 | 0.05418 | 103 | 79 | 19 | 5 |
1755 | I wasn’t baked yesterday. This whole thing is getting stale. | 1.2816 | 0.04862 | 103 | 76 | 25 | 2 |
1756 | On the outside, I'm stereotypical. But on the inside I'm chocolate fudge! | 1.2816 | 0.04662 | 103 | 75 | 27 | 1 |
1757 | Didn't you get the zoom invitation? | 1.2816 | 0.05239 | 103 | 78 | 21 | 4 |
1758 | Seriously bro, don’t cut me. | 1.2816 | 0.05054 | 103 | 77 | 23 | 3 |
1759 | Step it up, will ya? The girl here's got a smoker at six. | 1.2816 | 0.05418 | 103 | 79 | 19 | 5 |
1760 | I feel you, man. My cupcake left me at the buffet table. | 1.2816 | 0.05239 | 103 | 78 | 21 | 4 |
1761 | You really need a CAKE to tell you this COVID wedding is a bad idea? | 1.2816 | 0.05054 | 103 | 77 | 23 | 3 |
1762 | Tiers to you. | 1.2816 | 0.05590 | 103 | 80 | 17 | 6 |
1763 | Man up. I was created Angel Food and no amount of sulking is going to make me chocolate. | 1.2816 | 0.05239 | 103 | 78 | 21 | 4 |
1764 | Huh. I really thought I'd be up on the top teir...not the bottom one. | 1.2816 | 0.04662 | 103 | 75 | 27 | 1 |
1765 | Having Second thoughts? | 1.2816 | 0.05239 | 103 | 78 | 21 | 4 |
1766 | No, I’m not going to go along with your American Pie fantasy. | 1.2816 | 0.05418 | 103 | 79 | 19 | 5 |
1767 | Phew, you look just like your cake topper. | 1.2816 | 0.05418 | 103 | 79 | 19 | 5 |
1768 | It doesn't count. I haven't conceded. | 1.2816 | 0.05239 | 103 | 78 | 21 | 4 |
1769 | This is the Schwarz bachelor party, isn't it? | 1.2816 | 0.05590 | 103 | 80 | 17 | 6 |
1770 | So I say, "Make me a cake," and whamo the dang Witch turned me into a heterosexual wedding cake, and I am gay! | 1.2816 | 0.05590 | 103 | 80 | 17 | 6 |
1771 | Honey, I shrunk your bride. You’ll thank me someday. | 1.2816 | 0.05418 | 103 | 79 | 19 | 5 |
1772 | Miniature couple - miniature expectations. | 1.2816 | 0.05239 | 103 | 78 | 21 | 4 |
1773 | Jilt cake epiphany. | 1.2816 | 0.05418 | 103 | 79 | 19 | 5 |
1774 | Ok, they're distanced, but no masks?! | 1.2816 | 0.05054 | 103 | 77 | 23 | 3 |
1775 | Don’t worry, a lot of people don’t understand, “You can’t have your cake and eat it, too.” | 1.2816 | 0.05054 | 103 | 77 | 23 | 3 |
1776 | What's up punk? You wanna piece of me? | 1.2816 | 0.05239 | 103 | 78 | 21 | 4 |
1777 | The bride and groom look scrumptious tonight, wouldn’t you agree? | 1.2816 | 0.04559 | 103 | 76 | 24 | 2 |
1778 | No, really, I'm happy for you two | 1.2816 | 0.05239 | 103 | 78 | 21 | 4 |
1779 | Don't risk it -- this is his third try, her second. | 1.2816 | 0.05418 | 103 | 79 | 19 | 5 |
1780 | What were you expecting at your Zoom wedding | 1.2816 | 0.05590 | 103 | 80 | 17 | 6 |
1781 | Test results please..... | 1.2816 | 0.04120 | 103 | 78 | 20 | 3 |
1782 | The last time I saw her she was heading to the Bridal Suite with the best man | 1.2816 | 0.04862 | 103 | 76 | 25 | 2 |
1783 | From this angle the suit does add a few pounds. | 1.2816 | 0.05239 | 103 | 78 | 21 | 4 |
1784 | What does one say on an occasion like this? | 1.2816 | 0.05054 | 103 | 77 | 23 | 3 |
1785 | Don’t worry, I hear he’s lactose intolerant. | 1.2816 | 0.05054 | 103 | 77 | 23 | 3 |
1786 | Trust me, thirty years from now, you may regret the rental tux... | 1.2816 | 0.05054 | 103 | 77 | 23 | 3 |
1787 | Don’t be upset, he did you the biggest favor of your life | 1.2816 | 0.05758 | 103 | 81 | 15 | 7 |
1788 | It’s not too late for us.” | 1.2816 | 0.05054 | 103 | 77 | 23 | 3 |
1789 | Leave the knife, take the cannoli. | 1.2816 | 0.05239 | 103 | 78 | 21 | 4 |
1790 | I hope this is enough for 150 people and your obese mother. | 1.2816 | 0.05758 | 103 | 81 | 15 | 7 |
1791 | Hey, big boy. Do you want to join me on the third tier? | 1.2816 | 0.05239 | 103 | 78 | 21 | 4 |
1792 | She said she found a better fit. | 1.2816 | 0.05054 | 103 | 77 | 23 | 3 |
1793 | Don’t object to me. You should have said something at the ceremony when they asked. | 1.2816 | 0.05239 | 103 | 78 | 21 | 4 |
1794 | Here's our inflatable cake and valet for a Zoom reception extravaganza! | 1.2816 | 0.05239 | 103 | 78 | 21 | 4 |
1795 | PSST! This may your only chance to RUN! | 1.2816 | 0.05054 | 103 | 77 | 23 | 3 |
1796 | Don’t worry. The bottom layer isn’t real. | 1.2816 | 0.04862 | 103 | 76 | 25 | 2 |
1797 | When you get the bill you'll be in tears. | 1.2816 | 0.05418 | 103 | 79 | 19 | 5 |
1798 | What do you mean she’s frosting intolerant? | 1.2816 | 0.05054 | 103 | 77 | 23 | 3 |
1799 | Honey, I shrunk the bride and groom 😆 | 1.2816 | 0.05921 | 103 | 82 | 13 | 8 |
1800 | It’s better than a pillar of salt. | 1.2816 | 0.04862 | 103 | 76 | 25 | 2 |
1801 | So your first wife was reincarnated as your wedding cake? | 1.2816 | 0.05590 | 103 | 80 | 17 | 6 |
1802 | And the Cakes remain undefeated in the traditional Groom v Wedding Cake staring contest! | 1.2816 | 0.05418 | 103 | 79 | 19 | 5 |
1803 | No, you can have your cake and eat it too | 1.2816 | 0.05239 | 103 | 78 | 21 | 4 |
1804 | Dream on, pal | 1.2816 | 0.05054 | 103 | 77 | 23 | 3 |
1805 | Cake whispers, “Please, you can still stop this.” | 1.2816 | 0.05239 | 103 | 78 | 21 | 4 |
1806 | Heteronormativity strikes again | 1.2816 | 0.05239 | 103 | 78 | 21 | 4 |
1807 | Slice me. I dare you. | 1.2816 | 0.05239 | 103 | 78 | 21 | 4 |
1808 | Jennifer said you can have me and she will keep the gifts. | 1.2816 | 0.04862 | 103 | 76 | 25 | 2 |
1809 | Was the ceremony a piece of me? | 1.2816 | 0.05054 | 103 | 77 | 23 | 3 |
1810 | Looks like we both got baked before coming here, eh? | 1.2816 | 0.04662 | 103 | 75 | 27 | 1 |
1811 | I didn’t know she was a witch! And I didn’t mean to insult her, I just said she had a funny hat! So yes James, I’m a cake. Now can we continue the wedding? | 1.2816 | 0.05418 | 103 | 79 | 19 | 5 |
1812 | Sorry to say, Ted. We may be her first but we’re not her last. | 1.2816 | 0.05054 | 103 | 77 | 23 | 3 |
1813 | They mixed up our hair! | 1.2816 | 0.04862 | 103 | 76 | 25 | 2 |
1814 | Words can cut too. | 1.2816 | 0.05239 | 103 | 78 | 21 | 4 |
1815 | Psst. Hey. The wedding planner was laughing behind your back about how you’re much fatter than the figurine suggests. Just thought it was pretty messed up and that you should know. | 1.2816 | 0.05239 | 103 | 78 | 21 | 4 |
1816 | Don’t look down | 1.2816 | 0.05418 | 103 | 79 | 19 | 5 |
1817 | You're throwing away both of our lives. | 1.2800 | 0.05700 | 100 | 78 | 16 | 6 |
1818 | I hope to get married myself. | 1.2788 | 0.05709 | 104 | 82 | 15 | 7 |
1819 | You two have been on my mind a lot lately. | 1.2788 | 0.05195 | 104 | 79 | 21 | 4 |
1820 | Having second thoughts, big guy? | 1.2788 | 0.05195 | 104 | 79 | 21 | 4 |
1821 | Let me give you some advice on your wedding day: cakes don't talk. You're having a breakdown! | 1.2788 | 0.05195 | 104 | 79 | 21 | 4 |
1822 | You should be celebrating. You're the one that got away. | 1.2772 | 0.05097 | 101 | 76 | 22 | 3 |
1823 | Mother, I told you I want to cut the apron strings... | 1.2772 | 0.05472 | 101 | 78 | 18 | 5 |
1824 | And I'm not a pop-out cake, if that's what you're thinking. | 1.2772 | 0.05822 | 101 | 80 | 14 | 7 |
1825 | I'll always be her first love. | 1.2772 | 0.05288 | 101 | 77 | 20 | 4 |
1826 | She left you for the guy on top. He has straight hair. | 1.2772 | 0.05288 | 101 | 77 | 20 | 4 |
1827 | Don't worry, they're benign. | 1.2772 | 0.05097 | 101 | 76 | 22 | 3 |
1828 | If you get a quick annulment, you can have me all to yourself. | 1.2772 | 0.05097 | 101 | 76 | 22 | 3 |
1829 | I'm much more than just another pretty cake. | 1.2772 | 0.04899 | 101 | 75 | 24 | 2 |
1830 | Eat me to get very small. | 1.2772 | 0.05097 | 101 | 76 | 22 | 3 |
1831 | Are you related to the bride or the groom? | 1.2772 | 0.05097 | 101 | 76 | 22 | 3 |
1832 | Sorry, dude. She just split with the baker. | 1.2772 | 0.05097 | 101 | 76 | 22 | 3 |
1833 | Yeah, keep telling yourself that they're just friends. | 1.2772 | 0.05097 | 101 | 76 | 22 | 3 |
1834 | Join us, Bernie, don't be afraid. | 1.2772 | 0.05288 | 101 | 77 | 20 | 4 |
1835 | Hmm, the only smile is on the bottom tier. | 1.2772 | 0.05097 | 101 | 76 | 22 | 3 |
1836 | I told him size does matter. | 1.2772 | 0.05097 | 101 | 76 | 22 | 3 |
1837 | Hey,that guy up there sure doesn’t look like you? | 1.2772 | 0.05097 | 101 | 76 | 22 | 3 |
1838 | It's not you, it's me. | 1.2772 | 0.05288 | 101 | 77 | 20 | 4 |
1839 | Oh. So you didn't see on the invitation that thing about shrinking? | 1.2772 | 0.04899 | 101 | 75 | 24 | 2 |
1840 | Could I interest you in what I call a marriage default swap? | 1.2772 | 0.04692 | 101 | 74 | 26 | 1 |
1841 | She did not mean literally when she said, "You take the cake" | 1.2772 | 0.05472 | 101 | 78 | 18 | 5 |
1842 | That's his trophy wife. I'm the ex. | 1.2772 | 0.05097 | 101 | 76 | 22 | 3 |
1843 | Do it and I will cut you, Bob | 1.2772 | 0.04692 | 101 | 74 | 26 | 1 |
1844 | Stop complaining! You're the one who told her you didn't want anything big, and the plainer the better. | 1.2772 | 0.05097 | 101 | 76 | 22 | 3 |
1845 | Come on, it's okay...I'm gluten-free.. | 1.2772 | 0.05288 | 101 | 77 | 20 | 4 |
1846 | Which one are you? | 1.2772 | 0.05472 | 101 | 78 | 18 | 5 |
1847 | Your mojo is trapped in your wedding cake. Smile to release. | 1.2772 | 0.05288 | 101 | 77 | 20 | 4 |
1848 | Can you get me out of here before they start slicing! | 1.2772 | 0.04899 | 101 | 75 | 24 | 2 |
1849 | I saw you crossing your fingers during the vows. | 1.2772 | 0.04692 | 101 | 74 | 26 | 1 |
1850 | Same old,same old. | 1.2772 | 0.04899 | 101 | 75 | 24 | 2 |
1851 | Now that you are getting married please don't cut me off. | 1.2772 | 0.05097 | 101 | 76 | 22 | 3 |
1852 | I’m too expensive to just schmush in her face! | 1.2772 | 0.04899 | 101 | 75 | 24 | 2 |
1853 | I thought you only looked at the Bride like that! | 1.2772 | 0.05288 | 101 | 77 | 20 | 4 |
1854 | The hair and nose are so wrong. | 1.2772 | 0.04899 | 101 | 75 | 24 | 2 |
1855 | Dude, come on! Her hints are getting more and more desperate! | 1.2772 | 0.05472 | 101 | 78 | 18 | 5 |
1856 | If you’re not close now, what will your future look like? | 1.2772 | 0.05288 | 101 | 77 | 20 | 4 |
1857 | The cake is organic, gluten free, sugar free, and can be easily paired with most wines. The marriage not so much. | 1.2772 | 0.04692 | 101 | 74 | 26 | 1 |
1858 | The folks upstairs feel strongly against PDA and wanted me to inform you they will not be holding hands. | 1.2772 | 0.04899 | 101 | 75 | 24 | 2 |
1859 | Listen Bub, marriage may start with the cake but you're going to have to choke down the creamed corn and brussel sprouts too if you are going to go the distance. | 1.2772 | 0.05097 | 101 | 76 | 22 | 3 |
1860 | No we estimated what you'd look like after you eat me. | 1.2772 | 0.05097 | 101 | 76 | 22 | 3 |
1861 | I feel every bite you take of me. | 1.2772 | 0.05822 | 101 | 80 | 14 | 7 |
1862 | How did you do that? | 1.2772 | 0.05650 | 101 | 79 | 16 | 6 |
1863 | Hi don’t eat me | 1.2772 | 0.04999 | 101 | 78 | 19 | 4 |
1864 | It's all down from tier! | 1.2772 | 0.05288 | 101 | 77 | 20 | 4 |
1865 | She really preferred you but he just seems like a better fit for her current lifestyle. | 1.2772 | 0.05380 | 101 | 80 | 15 | 6 |
1866 | The guy on top looks like her ex-boyfriend! | 1.2772 | 0.04899 | 101 | 75 | 24 | 2 |
1867 | There's nothing like sugary carbs to numb your emotions | 1.2772 | 0.05650 | 101 | 79 | 16 | 6 |
1868 | Brad, I think she took the wrong pill. | 1.2772 | 0.05288 | 101 | 77 | 20 | 4 |
1869 | Do you like my hat? | 1.2772 | 0.04899 | 101 | 75 | 24 | 2 |
1870 | I know that was supposed to be you, as I said,be happy she changed her mind. | 1.2772 | 0.05288 | 101 | 77 | 20 | 4 |
1871 | Pull yourself together, you look like you've never talked to a dessert before!" | 1.2772 | 0.05288 | 101 | 77 | 20 | 4 |
1872 | - Such an honor to meet you in person! | 1.2772 | 0.05650 | 101 | 79 | 16 | 6 |
1873 | Get me out of here! | 1.2772 | 0.05288 | 101 | 77 | 20 | 4 |
1874 | She realized . . . he was the Best Man!! | 1.2772 | 0.04899 | 101 | 75 | 24 | 2 |
1875 | If cakes could talk, I would say, 'It's a done deal!'" | 1.2772 | 0.05097 | 101 | 76 | 22 | 3 |
1876 | "No offense, but I'd say she's the anthropomorphic one. | 1.2772 | 0.04899 | 101 | 75 | 24 | 2 |
1877 | No one’s ever asked for a receipt before but she insisted. | 1.2772 | 0.05472 | 101 | 78 | 18 | 5 |
1878 | How about we eat you for a change? | 1.2772 | 0.05288 | 101 | 77 | 20 | 4 |
1879 | Just saw your bride run out in a hurry. Guess she must have forgotten her mask at home too? 🤔😷 | 1.2772 | 0.05650 | 101 | 79 | 16 | 6 |
1880 | This dream again | 1.2772 | 0.05097 | 101 | 76 | 22 | 3 |
1881 | You may eat the cake | 1.2772 | 0.05288 | 101 | 77 | 20 | 4 |
1882 | Honey, I shrunk the couple! | 1.2772 | 0.05288 | 101 | 77 | 20 | 4 |
1883 | I heard their signs don’t go well together, bet it’s divorce soon. | 1.2772 | 0.05288 | 101 | 77 | 20 | 4 |
1884 | I won’t tell her if you don’t | 1.2772 | 0.04899 | 101 | 75 | 24 | 2 |
1885 | Honey is it me or am I looking a little round? | 1.2772 | 0.05472 | 101 | 78 | 18 | 5 |
1886 | Let’s go back to Zoom Wedding Season of 2020 from my living room. | 1.2772 | 0.05472 | 101 | 78 | 18 | 5 |
1887 | Yes, I AM layered! Thank you for asking! | 1.2772 | 0.04692 | 101 | 74 | 26 | 1 |
1888 | I’m here to tell you, you actually CANNOT have your cake and eat it too. | 1.2772 | 0.05472 | 101 | 78 | 18 | 5 |
1889 | The cake adds 10 pounds. | 1.2772 | 0.04692 | 101 | 79 | 18 | 4 |
1890 | I wonder if they do life size figurines too | 1.2772 | 0.05288 | 101 | 77 | 20 | 4 |
1891 | Hey bud, you’re just a prop. The cake belongs to your wife. | 1.2772 | 0.05288 | 101 | 77 | 20 | 4 |
1892 | Don’t do it. Both of your families are going to eat me. Your tux is rented, icing on the crotch won’t go unnoticed! | 1.2772 | 0.05650 | 101 | 79 | 16 | 6 |
1893 | You and I both know this cake is ending up in divorce | 1.2772 | 0.04899 | 101 | 75 | 24 | 2 |
1894 | Life is not a piece of cake for you right? | 1.2772 | 0.05288 | 101 | 77 | 20 | 4 |
1895 | It's not too late to still marry Richard | 1.2772 | 0.05472 | 101 | 78 | 18 | 5 |
1896 | You know once you have a cake, you can't eat it too. | 1.2755 | 0.05186 | 98 | 74 | 21 | 3 |
1897 | Or you could keep me for your next wedding. | 1.2755 | 0.05385 | 98 | 75 | 19 | 4 |
1898 | Wait - haven't I seen you somewhere before? | 1.2755 | 0.05385 | 98 | 75 | 19 | 4 |
1899 | The bride is still in quarantine. | 1.2755 | 0.05186 | 98 | 74 | 21 | 3 |
1900 | Sorry buddy, but she left you for the short guy. | 1.2755 | 0.05385 | 98 | 75 | 19 | 4 |
1901 | The Covid Cake Fairy says you have to cut me one at a time. | 1.2755 | 0.05385 | 98 | 75 | 19 | 4 |
1902 | The bride request that you quarantine for the first 14 days. | 1.2755 | 0.05385 | 98 | 75 | 19 | 4 |
1903 | I'm with you. I can't believe they actually went through with this, either. | 1.2755 | 0.05577 | 98 | 76 | 17 | 5 |
1904 | Psst! Just thought you should know. She’s not wearing any underwear. | 1.2755 | 0.05385 | 98 | 75 | 19 | 4 |
1905 | Why do I feel like I'm missing the joke? | 1.2755 | 0.05186 | 98 | 73 | 21 | 3 |
1906 | Your mother-in-law was saying that she doesn’t think this wedding is worth the calories. | 1.2755 | 0.05942 | 98 | 78 | 13 | 7 |
1907 | 'Give it a few tiers?' | 1.2755 | 0.05385 | 98 | 75 | 19 | 4 |
1908 | You put the top tier in the freezer and take it out in a year to mark when the party is clearly over. | 1.2755 | 0.05186 | 98 | 74 | 21 | 3 |
1909 | I hope that you are not upset. This might be our last chance to be together | 1.2755 | 0.05385 | 98 | 75 | 19 | 4 |
1910 | Your wife is paying me to make sure you only get one slice. | 1.2755 | 0.05577 | 98 | 76 | 17 | 5 |
1911 | The baker and his wife had an argument that morning. | 1.2755 | 0.05186 | 98 | 74 | 21 | 3 |
1912 | She sends her apologies. She had a previous engagement. | 1.2755 | 0.05186 | 98 | 74 | 21 | 3 |
1913 | My bride is socially distant at home. | 1.2755 | 0.04979 | 98 | 73 | 23 | 2 |
1914 | Your resume is impressive, but we went with someone who seems like a better fit." | 1.2755 | 0.05385 | 98 | 75 | 19 | 4 |
1915 | Weird seeing yourself with her, right? | 1.2755 | 0.05186 | 98 | 74 | 21 | 3 |
1916 | She said to say, you take the cake - she's taking a hike.' | 1.2755 | 0.05186 | 98 | 74 | 21 | 3 |
1917 | Layer after layer of misery | 1.2755 | 0.05942 | 98 | 78 | 13 | 7 |
1918 | Is that how I look in a tuxedo, really? | 1.2755 | 0.05577 | 98 | 76 | 17 | 5 |
1919 | Your showstopper is a little underbaked | 1.2755 | 0.05385 | 98 | 75 | 19 | 4 |
1920 | I’ve seen it all Dan. I suggest you get a pre-nup. | 1.2755 | 0.05762 | 98 | 77 | 15 | 6 |
1921 | Yeah my last boyfriend told me he didn’t like chocolate cakes and I just couldn’t be with someone that ignorant. | 1.2755 | 0.05762 | 98 | 77 | 15 | 6 |
1922 | They say the cake topper adds ten pounds. | 1.2755 | 0.05186 | 98 | 74 | 21 | 3 |
1923 | Don't even think about getting on top of me!! | 1.2755 | 0.04979 | 98 | 73 | 23 | 2 |
1924 | They won a lawsuit against a gay baker. | 1.2755 | 0.05762 | 98 | 77 | 15 | 6 |
1925 | They can’t be bothered with trivial things until the mystery of the stolen election is revealed. | 1.2755 | 0.05577 | 98 | 76 | 17 | 5 |
1926 | Hello - My name is Cake! | 1.2755 | 0.05577 | 98 | 76 | 17 | 5 |
1927 | That’s right Steve, it’s cakes all the way down. | 1.2755 | 0.05577 | 98 | 76 | 17 | 5 |
1928 | personally I think it does looks like you.... but what do I know....I'm just a cake | 1.2755 | 0.04979 | 98 | 73 | 23 | 2 |
1929 | Lemon cake, peppermint frosting? I hope youʻre the one doing the cooking, my man. | 1.2755 | 0.04979 | 98 | 73 | 23 | 2 |
1930 | Apparently he really is the best man. | 1.2755 | 0.04979 | 98 | 73 | 23 | 2 |
1931 | You did order a wedding cake, and the answer is yes! | 1.2755 | 0.04979 | 98 | 73 | 23 | 2 |
1932 | There but for she go I. | 1.2755 | 0.05577 | 98 | 76 | 17 | 5 |
1933 | I've been to some real crazy weddings, but this one takes the cake. | 1.2755 | 0.04979 | 98 | 73 | 23 | 2 |
1934 | Me? I'm here for the entertainment. | 1.2755 | 0.04763 | 98 | 72 | 25 | 1 |
1935 | Trust me, you'll regret this one day | 1.2755 | 0.05577 | 98 | 75 | 17 | 5 |
1936 | Only a little off the top please. | 1.2755 | 0.04763 | 98 | 72 | 25 | 1 |
1937 | How long's she been grooming you, dude? | 1.2755 | 0.05186 | 98 | 74 | 21 | 3 |
1938 | Don’t do it Harry. We both bleed red, I have strawberry filling. | 1.2755 | 0.05385 | 98 | 75 | 19 | 4 |
1939 | The cake is a lie | 1.2755 | 0.05385 | 98 | 75 | 19 | 4 |
1940 | Seems like a whole lot of work for a social commentary. | 1.2755 | 0.05385 | 98 | 75 | 19 | 4 |
1941 | I said a cake made out of a face not a face made out of a cake! | 1.2755 | 0.05577 | 98 | 76 | 17 | 5 |
1942 | Don't just stand there, man, go after her! I swapped spit with 30 eggs in a 350 degree oven for this! | 1.2755 | 0.05762 | 98 | 77 | 15 | 6 |
1943 | The 80's called, Johnny. They said your girl stole your hairdo and your best friend." | 1.2745 | 0.05242 | 102 | 78 | 20 | 4 |
1944 | You don’t have to go through with this. | 1.2745 | 0.04858 | 102 | 76 | 24 | 2 |
1945 | Looks like you can't have your cake and Edith." | 1.2727 | 0.05337 | 99 | 76 | 19 | 4 |
1946 | It´s wedding cake all the way down. | 1.2727 | 0.05527 | 99 | 77 | 17 | 5 |
1947 | Do you want to lose weight or eat me? You can't have both. | 1.2727 | 0.04936 | 99 | 74 | 23 | 2 |
1948 | And so I said, 'Darling, YOU'RE the artist,' and she worked her magic. Layers and frosted tips. | 1.2727 | 0.04722 | 99 | 73 | 25 | 1 |
1949 | Don't look at me like I'm the weirdo. | 1.2727 | 0.05337 | 99 | 76 | 19 | 4 |
1950 | Michael, it’s your mother. How is New York and your new advertising job? Bethany is asking about you. Your father and I are worried. Why won’t you pick up? | 1.2727 | 0.05527 | 99 | 77 | 17 | 5 |
1951 | * Psst . . . It's all a hoax. I'm not even chocolate." | 1.2727 | 0.05140 | 99 | 75 | 21 | 3 |
1952 | It's a Black Friday wedding and you're no bargain. | 1.2727 | 0.05140 | 99 | 75 | 21 | 3 |
1953 | Hello Sir, I'm Mr. Cake, just eat a little chunk, take a break and realize you are not drunk and I'm not fake. | 1.2727 | 0.05140 | 99 | 75 | 21 | 3 |
1954 | Ask me a question...you can say "how many calories in a slice of cake?" or "what's my maximum spousal tax deduction? You can say "Play The Beatles' Give Me Money That's What I Want"...The first week is free and then it's $5.99 every month. | 1.2727 | 0.05527 | 99 | 77 | 17 | 5 |
1955 | Fancy some cardboard? | 1.2727 | 0.05710 | 99 | 78 | 15 | 6 |
1956 | The Politically Correct Wedding Cakes respect Personal Space and the brides are sized up as equal. | 1.2727 | 0.05527 | 99 | 77 | 17 | 5 |
1957 | Hey dude. Just cuz my cake-hole is at a convenient level, don't get no crazy ideas. | 1.2727 | 0.05240 | 99 | 78 | 16 | 5 |
1958 | Pro tip, I'm partial to the smear rather than the shove. | 1.2727 | 0.05140 | 99 | 75 | 21 | 3 |
1959 | We meet again. | 1.2727 | 0.04936 | 99 | 74 | 23 | 2 |
1960 | If only you had lost the weight she had asked you to do. | 1.2727 | 0.04936 | 99 | 74 | 23 | 2 |
1961 | I represent your marriage- high hopes, sweet, but is devoured in about two seconds. | 1.2727 | 0.05140 | 99 | 75 | 21 | 3 |
1962 | I hear my destiny calling. | 1.2727 | 0.05337 | 99 | 76 | 19 | 4 |
1963 | Sorry, I thought he said ‘forever hold your piece’. | 1.2727 | 0.04936 | 99 | 74 | 23 | 2 |
1964 | Now where on earth did she go? | 1.2727 | 0.05527 | 99 | 77 | 17 | 5 |
1965 | Sweetie, it's only funny to jump out when it's a birthday party | 1.2727 | 0.05337 | 99 | 76 | 19 | 4 |
1966 | Believe it or not, I'm vegan! | 1.2727 | 0.05140 | 99 | 75 | 21 | 3 |
1967 | This wedding is rigged. | 1.2727 | 0.05527 | 99 | 77 | 17 | 5 |
1968 | 'You surprised? Look in the mirror' | 1.2727 | 0.05527 | 99 | 77 | 17 | 5 |
1969 | Et tu, Fondant? | 1.2727 | 0.05140 | 99 | 75 | 21 | 3 |
1970 | I feel the same way. Occasions like this make me tier up. | 1.2727 | 0.04722 | 99 | 73 | 25 | 1 |
1971 | This is the reminder you set that the first dance is ONE-two-three. | 1.2727 | 0.05337 | 99 | 76 | 19 | 4 |
1972 | Relax, the reception will be a piece of cake | 1.2727 | 0.04936 | 99 | 74 | 23 | 2 |
1973 | It’s been a really strange year for both of us... | 1.2727 | 0.05337 | 99 | 76 | 19 | 4 |
1974 | Really, no one’ll notice you got it starched. | 1.2727 | 0.04936 | 99 | 74 | 23 | 2 |
1975 | One of us is going to tell her. | 1.2727 | 0.04936 | 99 | 74 | 23 | 2 |
1976 | Don't worry, it's not my first time either | 1.2727 | 0.05337 | 99 | 76 | 19 | 4 |
1977 | 'there is no punchline here.. this is the line for the cake" | 1.2727 | 0.05337 | 99 | 76 | 19 | 4 |
1978 | Were you expecting anyone else? | 1.2727 | 0.04936 | 99 | 74 | 23 | 2 |
1979 | I mean come on Michael, Did you really think having a wedding during a pandemic was a good idea? | 1.2727 | 0.04722 | 99 | 73 | 25 | 1 |
1980 | Don’t touch me! Or that’s the same thing you’ll hear tonight! | 1.2727 | 0.05140 | 99 | 75 | 21 | 3 |
1981 | I'm excited to hit the dance floor. | 1.2708 | 0.04794 | 96 | 71 | 24 | 1 |
1982 | Does this insure to ALWAYS BE ON TOP? | 1.2708 | 0.05437 | 96 | 74 | 18 | 4 |
1983 | That's my Cousin Don up there with MY bride" | 1.2708 | 0.05635 | 96 | 75 | 16 | 5 |
1984 | Yes, even the cake reeked of “I told you so” when Lorna stood him up at the alter. | 1.2708 | 0.05437 | 96 | 74 | 18 | 4 |
1985 | Yes. The cake is bugged. | 1.2708 | 0.05635 | 96 | 75 | 16 | 5 |
1986 | Freshly baked. Will get moldy in 48 hours if not refrigerated. | 1.2708 | 0.05437 | 96 | 74 | 18 | 4 |
1987 | Are you a therapist? | 1.2708 | 0.05635 | 96 | 75 | 16 | 5 |
1988 | Help me! This can't be happening, man! | 1.2708 | 0.05437 | 96 | 74 | 18 | 4 |
1989 | She's found someone else—thankfully. | 1.2708 | 0.05635 | 96 | 75 | 16 | 5 |
1990 | How would you feel if you had to stand around with two cupcakes on your head?” | 1.2708 | 0.05017 | 96 | 72 | 22 | 2 |
1991 | Cold feet? | 1.2708 | 0.05231 | 96 | 73 | 20 | 3 |
1992 | Whobis thst big guy? I didn't invite him. Did you? | 1.2708 | 0.05437 | 96 | 74 | 18 | 4 |
1993 | You’ll be divorced within the year. | 1.2708 | 0.06012 | 96 | 77 | 12 | 7 |
1994 | She won the The Great British Bake Off with this one". | 1.2708 | 0.05437 | 96 | 74 | 18 | 4 |
1995 | I'm stuck down here but you could still run. | 1.2708 | 0.05231 | 96 | 73 | 20 | 3 |
1996 | Sorry dude: she hit it off with the baker. | 1.2708 | 0.05826 | 96 | 76 | 14 | 6 |
1997 | Siri says: This is definitely a mistake. | 1.2708 | 0.05231 | 96 | 73 | 20 | 3 |
1998 | You embellished a bit on the height. | 1.2708 | 0.05231 | 96 | 73 | 20 | 3 |
1999 | Larry wondered if Alice had simply settled | 1.2708 | 0.05635 | 96 | 75 | 16 | 5 |
2000 | I didn’t think she’d get offended when I told her we should each get our own cake | 1.2708 | 0.05635 | 96 | 75 | 16 | 5 |
2001 | Run before it’s too late! | 1.2708 | 0.05635 | 96 | 75 | 16 | 5 |
2002 | Have you considered telling her you fondon’t? | 1.2708 | 0.05231 | 96 | 73 | 20 | 3 |
2003 | Having second thoughts? Yeah, don't blame you. | 1.2708 | 0.05437 | 96 | 74 | 18 | 4 |
2004 | The pain is overwhelming, but this is the gig of a lifetime. | 1.2700 | 0.05096 | 100 | 76 | 21 | 3 |
2005 | Got a good one! What food kills a woman’s sex drive? Your sausage. | 1.2700 | 0.05478 | 100 | 78 | 17 | 5 |
2006 | You're going to wish you spent the extra dough on the 3 year warranty. | 1.2700 | 0.05478 | 100 | 78 | 17 | 5 |
2007 | Yes, I am a wise and knowledgeable cake. No, you don't want to know how your marriage turns out. | 1.2680 | 0.05584 | 97 | 76 | 16 | 5 |
2008 | Hey, I'm not Gluten free. | 1.2680 | 0.05185 | 97 | 74 | 20 | 3 |
2009 | Yes, you must be baked but I am baked too. | 1.2680 | 0.05584 | 97 | 76 | 16 | 5 |
2010 | This is how it begins. Up there is how it ends. | 1.2680 | 0.05388 | 97 | 75 | 18 | 4 |
2011 | It'll weigh on your mind, too... | 1.2680 | 0.05773 | 97 | 77 | 14 | 6 |
2012 | You were doing fine except when you started whispering to the cake. | 1.2680 | 0.05584 | 97 | 76 | 16 | 5 |
2013 | You are a hideous dancer." | 1.2680 | 0.05584 | 97 | 76 | 16 | 5 |
2014 | Get out now, man! | 1.2680 | 0.05773 | 97 | 77 | 14 | 6 |
2015 | I tried to tell you, but you just wouldn't listen...." | 1.2680 | 0.05388 | 97 | 75 | 18 | 4 |
2016 | Just one bite... No one would know... | 1.2680 | 0.05388 | 97 | 75 | 18 | 4 |
2017 | If you want I can change her. | 1.2673 | 0.05783 | 101 | 81 | 13 | 7 |
2018 | It's just you and me cake, for the next 14 days, until she's out of quarantine. | 1.2673 | 0.05430 | 101 | 79 | 17 | 5 |
2019 | You should've used non-GMO caterers. | 1.2660 | 0.05056 | 94 | 71 | 21 | 2 |
2020 | Psst! It’s not too late...you can still make a run for it. | 1.2660 | 0.05278 | 94 | 72 | 19 | 3 |
2021 | Good choice not having a wedding soup. | 1.2660 | 0.05385 | 94 | 74 | 14 | 5 |
2022 | The sugar rush won't last | 1.2660 | 0.05278 | 94 | 72 | 19 | 3 |
2023 | Where’s the teeny-tiny pre-nup? | 1.2660 | 0.05892 | 94 | 75 | 13 | 6 |
2024 | You've been frosted in place since yesterday. How do you suddenly get cold feet? | 1.2660 | 0.05490 | 94 | 73 | 17 | 4 |
2025 | She left both of us and ran off with the Groom's Cake. | 1.2660 | 0.06083 | 94 | 76 | 11 | 7 |
2026 | Don’t mention this to the hors d’oeuvres. | 1.2660 | 0.05278 | 94 | 72 | 19 | 3 |
2027 | Send it back. They are unmasked and not properly distanced. | 1.2660 | 0.05892 | 94 | 75 | 13 | 6 |
2028 | Does this mean I'm saved? | 1.2660 | 0.05490 | 94 | 73 | 17 | 4 |
2029 | The long pause combined with the looking up is what killed the moment. But what do I know, I'm a cake. | 1.2660 | 0.05695 | 94 | 74 | 15 | 5 |
2030 | Have you seen my date? She's vanilla ice cream. | 1.2660 | 0.05278 | 94 | 72 | 19 | 3 |
2031 | I'm gonna say that breakfast of bachelor party leftovers has finally kicked in. . | 1.2660 | 0.05695 | 94 | 74 | 15 | 5 |
2032 | What? They say imitation is the highest form of flattery! | 1.2660 | 0.05278 | 94 | 72 | 19 | 3 |
2033 | I’m not that small, i look nothing like that | 1.2660 | 0.05278 | 94 | 72 | 19 | 3 |
2034 | These New Yorker caption contests are getting a little out of hand. | 1.2660 | 0.05892 | 94 | 75 | 13 | 6 |
2035 | Where is the bride, did she dessert you? Stay frosty buddy, she'll tira- miss you soon enough | 1.2660 | 0.05490 | 94 | 73 | 17 | 4 |
2036 | ...I’m not sure this was the best day to drop acid. | 1.2653 | 0.05340 | 98 | 76 | 18 | 4 |
2037 | They're still taking pictures | 1.2647 | 0.05200 | 102 | 79 | 19 | 4 |
2038 | It would be wrong to | 1.2637 | 0.05599 | 91 | 71 | 16 | 4 |
2039 | Save it for the honeymoon, bud. | 1.2637 | 0.05144 | 91 | 69 | 20 | 2 |
2040 | You'll have to take it up with the cake boss in the white dress. | 1.2637 | 0.05376 | 91 | 70 | 18 | 3 |
2041 | Best Man speeches are no piece of cake. | 1.2637 | 0.05144 | 91 | 69 | 20 | 2 |
2042 | Well,not always a piece of cake. | 1.2637 | 0.05376 | 91 | 70 | 18 | 3 |
2043 | Wonder if it's too late to ask for gluten free? | 1.2637 | 0.05376 | 91 | 70 | 18 | 3 |
2044 | I pronounce you stressed-out. | 1.2637 | 0.04901 | 91 | 68 | 22 | 1 |
2045 | Is it too late to take the cake back? | 1.2637 | 0.04512 | 91 | 68 | 21 | 1 |
2046 | I told Masterpiece, he's not wearing a wedding dress! | 1.2637 | 0.05144 | 91 | 69 | 20 | 2 |
2047 | Either I'm pie-eyed or this takes the cake | 1.2637 | 0.05376 | 91 | 70 | 18 | 3 |
2048 | There was a glitch with the 3D printer | 1.2637 | 0.05376 | 91 | 70 | 18 | 3 |
2049 | It’s a piece of cake, but a bad match, no matter how you slice it.” | 1.2637 | 0.05144 | 91 | 69 | 20 | 2 |
2050 | I am a cake to have and to hold - and to eat, too.” Yes, Howard, you can have your cake and eat it too | 1.2637 | 0.05376 | 91 | 70 | 18 | 3 |
2051 | Careful of the chicken, it maaay cause hallucinations. | 1.2637 | 0.05144 | 91 | 69 | 20 | 2 |
2052 | The top tier talks a lot of smack and gets all the attention, but people don’t realize how hard I work at weddings. | 1.2637 | 0.05144 | 91 | 69 | 20 | 2 |
2053 | Pssst. It's me. | 1.2632 | 0.05837 | 95 | 76 | 13 | 6 |
2054 | Don't cut the cake yet. The bride is having second thoughts. | 1.2632 | 0.05229 | 95 | 73 | 19 | 3 |
2055 | Prenup. | 1.2632 | 0.05439 | 95 | 74 | 17 | 4 |
2056 | Eat me or leave me. | 1.2632 | 0.05641 | 95 | 75 | 15 | 5 |
2057 | Quick, this is your last chance, Take HIM and run! | 1.2632 | 0.05229 | 95 | 73 | 19 | 3 |
2058 | Perhaps you're having second thoughts? Or just feeling diminished... | 1.2632 | 0.05439 | 95 | 74 | 17 | 4 |
2059 | You can run but you can’t hide. | 1.2632 | 0.02464 | 95 | 75 | 18 | 1 |
2060 | Turns out, There’s nothing sweet about this! | 1.2632 | 0.05011 | 95 | 72 | 21 | 2 |
2061 | Eating me could cause years of second guessing. | 1.2632 | 0.05229 | 95 | 73 | 19 | 3 |
2062 | By the time you get to me, it will be too late. | 1.2632 | 0.05439 | 95 | 74 | 17 | 4 |
2063 | Jack. You just got married and need to think about the future! I’m here to tell you how you can have your cake and eat it too | 1.2632 | 0.05011 | 95 | 72 | 21 | 2 |
2064 | I think you need to lay off the meth now, Bill. | 1.2632 | 0.05837 | 95 | 76 | 13 | 6 |
2065 | Pssst: Just so you know. I was up there once | 1.2632 | 0.05439 | 95 | 74 | 17 | 4 |
2066 | I heard her mother plans to use your topper as a voodoo doll. | 1.2632 | 0.05439 | 95 | 74 | 17 | 4 |
2067 | Why are you pulling a face? Go get your bride. | 1.2632 | 0.04782 | 95 | 71 | 23 | 1 |
2068 | You looked better in the picture | 1.2632 | 0.04663 | 95 | 73 | 20 | 2 |
2069 | This is just a dream, pal. | 1.2609 | 0.05096 | 92 | 70 | 20 | 2 |
2070 | Sorry, George. Since the Religious Freedom Act was passed, I have the right to put this lady on the cake instead of your fiancé, Robert. | 1.2609 | 0.05756 | 92 | 73 | 14 | 5 |
2071 | Just smile - you already paid for it. | 1.2609 | 0.05325 | 92 | 71 | 18 | 3 |
2072 | I'm your guardian angel food cake! | 1.2609 | 0.05096 | 92 | 70 | 20 | 2 |
2073 | Dude! You need to back off and mask up! | 1.2609 | 0.05096 | 92 | 70 | 20 | 2 |
2074 | Don't make me go under the knife. | 1.2609 | 0.05096 | 92 | 70 | 20 | 2 |
2075 | You're a free man till you say "I do" but you have to pay for the cake no matter what. | 1.2609 | 0.05096 | 92 | 70 | 20 | 2 |
2076 | Take the cake... and run | 1.2609 | 0.05325 | 92 | 71 | 18 | 3 |
2077 | There's layers to this | 1.2609 | 0.05096 | 92 | 70 | 20 | 2 |
2078 | Mack, My Muse... Can it be true my tender layers shall be smeared, mocked, and wasted? | 1.2609 | 0.04856 | 92 | 69 | 22 | 1 |
2079 | They do say couples start to look like each other after a while | 1.2609 | 0.05756 | 92 | 73 | 14 | 5 |
2080 | She’s been telling him to stand still since they pulled the cake out of the oven... | 1.2609 | 0.05325 | 92 | 71 | 18 | 3 |
2081 | Because of the social distancing protocol, the bride will now join you virtually. | 1.2609 | 0.05096 | 92 | 70 | 20 | 2 |
2082 | Pssssst...She's been sleeping with the baker. | 1.2604 | 0.05182 | 96 | 74 | 19 | 3 |
2083 | Hey, could you put on a mask? I don't need to get COVID on top of being sliced to pieces. | 1.2604 | 0.05589 | 96 | 76 | 15 | 5 |
2084 | Sure, that's you, king of the cake. Today. In about 4 years, you'll be toast. Trust me. | 1.2604 | 0.05389 | 96 | 75 | 17 | 4 |
2085 | Can you just promise me you won't cut my face? | 1.2604 | 0.05389 | 96 | 75 | 17 | 4 |
2086 | you think the marriage will last long enough to get to me? | 1.2604 | 0.04966 | 96 | 73 | 21 | 2 |
2087 | Thanks for having me on your big day. How do I look? Good? | 1.2604 | 0.04966 | 96 | 73 | 21 | 2 |
2088 | Tony, don’t let getting rejected from the NYT Wedding Announcements ruin your mood today...let your new in-laws do that. | 1.2604 | 0.05589 | 96 | 76 | 15 | 5 |
2089 | So where’s the other one? Cleaning the icing off her shoes? | 1.2604 | 0.05389 | 96 | 75 | 17 | 4 |
2090 | Seems that we're missing one key ingredient. | 1.2604 | 0.05589 | 96 | 76 | 15 | 5 |
2091 | One of these things is not like the other one, one of these things does not belong | 1.2604 | 0.05589 | 96 | 76 | 15 | 5 |
2092 | I wonder what my father meant by, "Enjoy the piece of cake. After today, you get the whole damn thing." | 1.2584 | 0.04933 | 89 | 72 | 13 | 4 |
2093 | And he told me it’s a uniquely masculine hair style. | 1.2584 | 0.05426 | 89 | 69 | 17 | 3 |
2094 | Don't put it in here. | 1.2584 | 0.05185 | 89 | 68 | 19 | 2 |
2095 | No, I'm not a huge cake, but just tell her that size doesn't matter. | 1.2581 | 0.05275 | 93 | 72 | 18 | 3 |
2096 | Would you please find these two the “DRINK ME” potion? They are giving me a headache. | 1.2581 | 0.05275 | 93 | 72 | 18 | 3 |
2097 | Did you get that prenup signed? | 1.2581 | 0.05275 | 93 | 72 | 18 | 3 |
2098 | Let me OUT!!! | 1.2581 | 0.05701 | 93 | 74 | 14 | 5 |
2099 | And I'm the pesky ex-husband they buried in the backyard. | 1.2581 | 0.05275 | 93 | 72 | 18 | 3 |
2100 | Now what ? | 1.2581 | 0.05048 | 93 | 71 | 20 | 2 |
2101 | I know you want to be a layered personality but you've become a caricature of yourself. | 1.2581 | 0.05492 | 93 | 73 | 16 | 4 |
2102 | Don't forget to social distance!!!!! | 1.2581 | 0.04017 | 93 | 72 | 18 | 1 |
2103 | Gee,their feet are cold. | 1.2581 | 0.04811 | 93 | 70 | 22 | 1 |
2104 | Upon its delivery, Steve was shocked to find out that his wedding cake was actually former lover, Carol the Carrot Cake. | 1.2581 | 0.05048 | 93 | 71 | 20 | 2 |
2105 | That's as close as you get! | 1.2581 | 0.05275 | 93 | 72 | 18 | 3 |
2106 | I'm baked in. | 1.2581 | 0.05275 | 93 | 72 | 18 | 3 |
2107 | Enjoy it while it lasts, kid. It'll all be over before you know it. | 1.2581 | 0.05048 | 93 | 71 | 20 | 2 |
2108 | Willy, come back to the chocolate factory! Don't go through with this. | 1.2581 | 0.05275 | 93 | 72 | 18 | 3 |
2109 | ...and the icing on the cake is I'll be sliced to pieces and eaten! | 1.2581 | 0.04811 | 93 | 70 | 22 | 1 |
2110 | Come look, honey, it's been four hours since the cake delivery guy coughed in his mask. | 1.2581 | 0.05492 | 93 | 73 | 16 | 4 |
2111 | See. I told you, you CAN have your cake and eat it too! | 1.2581 | 0.05275 | 93 | 72 | 18 | 3 |
2112 | Can I have one of my migraine pills? | 1.2581 | 0.05048 | 93 | 71 | 20 | 2 |
2113 | Don't tell anyone you saw me -- I'm the social distance monitor. | 1.2581 | 0.05048 | 93 | 71 | 20 | 2 |
2114 | This downsizing shit's gone too far. | 1.2581 | 0.05492 | 93 | 73 | 16 | 4 |
2115 | We're made of candy so he can have his cake and eat us too. | 1.2581 | 0.05492 | 93 | 73 | 16 | 4 |
2116 | Watching your figure? | 1.2581 | 0.05048 | 93 | 71 | 20 | 2 |
2117 | I told her I was gluten-free then she just stormed out of the building. | 1.2581 | 0.05048 | 93 | 71 | 20 | 2 |
2118 | You can't have your cake and eat it too, because a wedding is not a marriage. | 1.2581 | 0.05275 | 93 | 72 | 18 | 3 |
2119 | Freeze! | 1.2581 | 0.05701 | 93 | 74 | 14 | 5 |
2120 | Poor guy.. she's already complaining! | 1.2581 | 0.05492 | 93 | 73 | 16 | 4 |
2121 | Uh, oh. Here comes the groom. | 1.2581 | 0.05275 | 93 | 72 | 18 | 3 |
2122 | If I were a four-tier cake, you would have sealed the deal, you jilted cheapskate. | 1.2581 | 0.04811 | 93 | 70 | 22 | 1 |
2123 | Your lips are stuck together! | 1.2581 | 0.05701 | 93 | 74 | 14 | 5 |
2124 | Get out while you still have time! | 1.2581 | 0.05701 | 93 | 74 | 14 | 5 |
2125 | I may be only a cake, but I'm plenty woke, and I'm telling you that little people have just as much right to get married as big people. | 1.2581 | 0.05275 | 93 | 72 | 18 | 3 |
2126 | Now remember, after you cut me, shove me in her face. | 1.2581 | 0.05701 | 93 | 74 | 14 | 5 |
2127 | If you still need a best man, I’m available. | 1.2581 | 0.05492 | 93 | 73 | 16 | 4 |
2128 | I can see and speak, but don't expect me to listen! | 1.2581 | 0.05275 | 93 | 72 | 18 | 3 |
2129 | Yes, you actually do look that dumbfounded all the time. | 1.2581 | 0.05275 | 93 | 72 | 18 | 3 |
2130 | When I promised to support their marriage, this is not what I had in mind. | 1.2581 | 0.05492 | 93 | 73 | 16 | 4 |
2131 | You can't have your cake AND Edith too! | 1.2581 | 0.04562 | 93 | 69 | 24 | 0 |
2132 | It's not too late to cancel your cake order. | 1.2581 | 0.05701 | 93 | 74 | 14 | 5 |
2133 | I realize it’s precarious.. | 1.2581 | 0.04811 | 93 | 70 | 22 | 1 |
2134 | Dude, we go to the same barber! | 1.2581 | 0.04562 | 93 | 69 | 24 | 0 |
2135 | And you never learned who she voted for? | 1.2581 | 0.05275 | 93 | 72 | 18 | 3 |
2136 | She just couldn't tolerate a guy who talks to inanimate objects. | 1.2581 | 0.05275 | 93 | 72 | 18 | 3 |
2137 | Well, maybe she’s just social distancing? | 1.2581 | 0.05048 | 93 | 71 | 20 | 2 |
2138 | Listen, I’m not going home with you if you didn’t get tested” | 1.2581 | 0.05275 | 93 | 72 | 18 | 3 |
2139 | You time travelled back to your parents' wedding. We both got explaining to do. | 1.2581 | 0.04811 | 93 | 70 | 22 | 1 |
2140 | Your figurine is more handsome. | 1.2581 | 0.05048 | 93 | 71 | 20 | 2 |
2141 | I don't... I don't... I concede nothing | 1.2581 | 0.04562 | 93 | 69 | 24 | 0 |
2142 | Did I miss the flour toss? | 1.2581 | 0.05492 | 93 | 73 | 16 | 4 |
2143 | You mean it won't be different for me? | 1.2556 | 0.05135 | 90 | 69 | 19 | 2 |
2144 | Dude, eating a birthday cake alone is sad, but a wedding cake ... that's cuts me to pieces. | 1.2556 | 0.06030 | 90 | 73 | 11 | 6 |
2145 | Let's hope your marriage is build on sturdier foundations than my spongy interior. | 1.2556 | 0.05373 | 90 | 70 | 17 | 3 |
2146 | Everything is a tier system these days | 1.2556 | 0.05373 | 90 | 70 | 17 | 3 |
2147 | I'll be here tomorrow. It's a small reception. | 1.2556 | 0.05373 | 90 | 70 | 17 | 3 |
2148 | I am just desserts, making America Cake Again! | 1.2556 | 0.05373 | 90 | 70 | 17 | 3 |
2149 | Well, technically, if you're not married yet, it's not adultery... | 1.2556 | 0.05255 | 90 | 71 | 14 | 4 |
2150 | Slice the top piece in half and watch the fun! | 1.2556 | 0.05135 | 90 | 69 | 19 | 2 |
2151 | . . . Or, you could spare your honeymoon from talk of love handles and diarrhea. | 1.2556 | 0.05819 | 90 | 72 | 13 | 5 |
2152 | If you're looking for your car keys, they're my pull charm. | 1.2556 | 0.05600 | 90 | 71 | 15 | 4 |
2153 | Look at us. A couple of bottom feeders. | 1.2556 | 0.05819 | 90 | 72 | 13 | 5 |
2154 | Pssst. Go ahead. Forever hold you piece. | 1.2556 | 0.05135 | 90 | 69 | 19 | 2 |
2155 | Make up your mind; keep me, eat me. | 1.2556 | 0.05373 | 90 | 70 | 17 | 3 |
2156 | Great celebration! I am half-baked. | 1.2556 | 0.05373 | 90 | 70 | 17 | 3 |
2157 | I’ll have the salmon. | 1.2556 | 0.05819 | 90 | 72 | 13 | 5 |
2158 | She told me to keep you away from me. | 1.2556 | 0.04886 | 90 | 68 | 21 | 1 |
2159 | No, dancing girls would have been inappropriate. | 1.2556 | 0.06030 | 90 | 73 | 11 | 6 |
2160 | Don't look now but the best man may be right behind you and he looks like he's hungry. | 1.2556 | 0.05373 | 90 | 70 | 17 | 3 |
2161 | She sent for an Uber. | 1.2556 | 0.05373 | 90 | 70 | 17 | 3 |
2162 | everyone gets to take a layer home. | 1.2556 | 0.04886 | 90 | 68 | 21 | 1 |
2163 | I won't tell anyone that I got it in March 2020. | 1.2556 | 0.04886 | 90 | 68 | 21 | 1 |
2164 | Not that anyone cares, but I ordered the fish. | 1.2556 | 0.05135 | 90 | 69 | 19 | 2 |
2165 | I tell you, it’s now or never - knock her off! | 1.2556 | 0.05373 | 90 | 70 | 17 | 3 |
2166 | You weren’t ‘gluten intolerant’ last night. | 1.2556 | 0.05600 | 90 | 71 | 15 | 4 |
2167 | Doing mushrooms at your own wedding, well, I must say it takes the cake! | 1.2556 | 0.05373 | 90 | 70 | 17 | 3 |
2168 | I get it, it's a big day and you're nervous and having second thoughts, but trust me...chocolate ganache will change your life! | 1.2556 | 0.05135 | 90 | 69 | 19 | 2 |
2169 | Is that three tiers? Or three tears? | 1.2556 | 0.05373 | 90 | 70 | 17 | 3 |
2170 | So I decided to do a twist on those, "It looks like a person but it's really a cake" videos. | 1.2556 | 0.05819 | 90 | 72 | 13 | 5 |
2171 | Before my son-in-law, I used to smile too. | 1.2556 | 0.05600 | 90 | 71 | 15 | 4 |
2172 | Will you pass me my fondant mask? | 1.2556 | 0.05373 | 90 | 70 | 17 | 3 |
2173 | I'm all sugar—I wasn't made with love. | 1.2556 | 0.05600 | 90 | 71 | 15 | 4 |
2174 | Hope you like coconut! | 1.2556 | 0.05373 | 90 | 70 | 17 | 3 |
2175 | Let me tell you about the different layers of relationships. | 1.2556 | 0.04886 | 90 | 68 | 21 | 1 |
2176 | I'm warning you, marriage is sweet but bitter. Take it from me, I'm a lemon tart. | 1.2556 | 0.05373 | 90 | 70 | 17 | 3 |
2177 | Sorry, I may be a fruitcake but I’m not dressed for your same-sex nuptials. | 1.2556 | 0.05373 | 90 | 70 | 17 | 3 |
2178 | Save me! Take me away from all of this! | 1.2556 | 0.05373 | 90 | 70 | 17 | 3 |
2179 | She makes you look fat. | 1.2556 | 0.05373 | 90 | 70 | 17 | 3 |
2180 | They said they wanted a cake with a personality. | 1.2556 | 0.05600 | 90 | 71 | 15 | 4 |
2181 | They do? | 1.2556 | 0.05600 | 90 | 71 | 15 | 4 |
2182 | Please feed the band, otherwise they may eat me. | 1.2556 | 0.05819 | 90 | 72 | 13 | 5 |
2183 | One down, two to go........ | 1.2556 | 0.04048 | 90 | 75 | 11 | 4 |
2184 | And I thought the television was the only thing that added 10 pounds. | 1.2556 | 0.04757 | 90 | 70 | 18 | 2 |
2185 | Okay, last chance: Are you sure? | 1.2556 | 0.05135 | 90 | 69 | 19 | 2 |
2186 | Yes, Greg, I actually was calling your name. | 1.2556 | 0.05135 | 90 | 68 | 19 | 2 |
2187 | I suggest you lay off the sauce till I disappear. | 1.2556 | 0.05600 | 90 | 71 | 15 | 4 |
2188 | Sure, she left you at the altar, but look on the bright side. Now you don't have to write any "Thank You" notes. | 1.2556 | 0.05373 | 90 | 70 | 17 | 3 |
2189 | At least she didn’t run off with your brother like the last one. | 1.2556 | 0.05600 | 90 | 71 | 15 | 4 |
2190 | Covid Playback Wedding Cake "I'll record your vows, then send in the bride and I'll record hers. Return to isolation booths for next set of instructions." | 1.2556 | 0.05600 | 90 | 71 | 15 | 4 |
2191 | Remember the apple | 1.2556 | 0.05373 | 90 | 70 | 17 | 3 |
2192 | I'm in here. That guy on top is an imposter! | 1.2556 | 0.05819 | 90 | 72 | 13 | 5 |
2193 | It’s go time. You want a piece of me? | 1.2556 | 0.05135 | 90 | 69 | 19 | 2 |
2194 | Sorry dude, she ran away with the caterer. | 1.2556 | 0.06233 | 90 | 74 | 9 | 7 |
2195 | She never mentioned the inheritance? | 1.2556 | 0.05373 | 90 | 70 | 17 | 3 |
2196 | I warned you - it’ll all end in tiers. | 1.2556 | 0.05600 | 90 | 71 | 15 | 4 |
2197 | You know I taste even better virtually. | 1.2556 | 0.05135 | 90 | 69 | 19 | 2 |
2198 | Oh sh*t, they got the hair backwards. | 1.2556 | 0.05135 | 90 | 69 | 19 | 2 |
2199 | I am inside, honey | 1.2556 | 0.05600 | 90 | 71 | 15 | 4 |
2200 | When Covid baking turns into recreating your wedding cake and then having a long talk with it about where things went wrong | 1.2556 | 0.05373 | 90 | 70 | 17 | 3 |
2201 | You can't eat it too | 1.2556 | 0.06030 | 90 | 73 | 11 | 6 |
2202 | It's like looking in a mirror | 1.2556 | 0.05373 | 90 | 70 | 17 | 3 |
2203 | I dare you to smear a piece of me all over her face! | 1.2556 | 0.04886 | 90 | 68 | 21 | 1 |
2204 | Hello, I am a hologram cake for you Zoom wedding ! | 1.2556 | 0.05373 | 90 | 70 | 17 | 3 |
2205 | You are standing way too close to me | 1.2556 | 0.05819 | 90 | 72 | 13 | 5 |
2206 | I would be an ugly action figure. | 1.2556 | 0.04886 | 90 | 68 | 21 | 1 |
2207 | Did you really think you could have your cake and eat it? | 1.2556 | 0.05373 | 90 | 70 | 17 | 3 |
2208 | No, it’s not that he’s bigger than you, it’s about the way he makes me feel. | 1.2556 | 0.05600 | 90 | 71 | 15 | 4 |
2209 | I know its a little meta, but in a multi-verse i imagine you could be marrying a human and not a cake." | 1.2556 | 0.05373 | 90 | 70 | 17 | 3 |
2210 | If you cut into me I'm actually brisket and potatoes | 1.2556 | 0.05600 | 90 | 71 | 15 | 4 |
2211 | Flour is still scarce during this pandemic, so I'm made of lima beans and hot chocolate mix. | 1.2556 | 0.04886 | 90 | 68 | 21 | 1 |
2212 | Hey there,Cupcake. | 1.2553 | 0.05440 | 94 | 74 | 16 | 4 |
2213 | After landing her sugar daddy, this wedding's just icing on the cake. | 1.2553 | 0.05440 | 94 | 74 | 16 | 4 |
2214 | Whoa, I thought this was supposed to be a Bar Mitzvah | 1.2553 | 0.05647 | 94 | 75 | 14 | 5 |
2215 | If you want my advice, you’re better off with the top tier. | 1.2553 | 0.05647 | 94 | 75 | 14 | 5 |
2216 | Your fly is open | 1.2553 | 0.05440 | 94 | 74 | 16 | 4 |
2217 | I was just as surprised! | 1.2553 | 0.05647 | 94 | 75 | 14 | 5 |
2218 | Where are the masks, where is the social distancing - this cake is so 2019! | 1.2553 | 0.05002 | 94 | 72 | 20 | 2 |
2219 | Who invited you? | 1.2553 | 0.05440 | 94 | 74 | 16 | 4 |
2220 | Tradition or not, it's inhumane. | 1.2553 | 0.05226 | 94 | 73 | 18 | 3 |
2221 | Sorry about the social distancing between you two - the chef ran out of marzipan. | 1.2553 | 0.05440 | 94 | 74 | 16 | 4 |
2222 | She left with her cousin saying something about “ once you had pumpkin pie , who needs layer cake?” | 1.2553 | 0.05440 | 94 | 74 | 16 | 4 |
2223 | So, what’s next? A baby? | 1.2553 | 0.05226 | 94 | 73 | 18 | 3 |
2224 | Plus One" on the invitation did not mean you, Bob | 1.2551 | 0.04878 | 98 | 75 | 21 | 2 |
2225 | Her over me??? | 1.2529 | 0.05226 | 87 | 67 | 18 | 2 |
2226 | Cake talker talks the talk! | 1.2529 | 0.05944 | 87 | 70 | 12 | 5 |
2227 | They’re not real, but nothing is these days. By the way, wear's your mask? | 1.2529 | 0.05944 | 87 | 70 | 12 | 5 |
2228 | I must be getting the pre wedding, cake-face seeing, gitters | 1.2529 | 0.05476 | 87 | 68 | 16 | 3 |
2229 | Man, lighten up. The top tier is raspberry, the middle tier is chocolate, and the bottom tier is, well, the rest of me. | 1.2529 | 0.05944 | 87 | 70 | 12 | 5 |
2230 | The base is inching to the right. | 1.2529 | 0.05715 | 87 | 69 | 14 | 4 |
2231 | Remind me again why this cake costs so much. | 1.2529 | 0.05226 | 87 | 67 | 18 | 2 |
2232 | Well ain’t I just the icing on the cake. | 1.2529 | 0.05715 | 87 | 69 | 14 | 4 |
2233 | Our Wedding Cake foe 2020 ..without masks! | 1.2527 | 0.05086 | 91 | 70 | 19 | 2 |
2234 | If you rotate your hair 35 degrees clockwise...... | 1.2527 | 0.05546 | 91 | 72 | 15 | 4 |
2235 | Let's FaceTime later. | 1.2527 | 0.05321 | 91 | 71 | 17 | 3 |
2236 | It’s me, grandma | 1.2527 | 0.05086 | 91 | 70 | 19 | 2 |
2237 | They're not safe distancing! Do Something! | 1.2527 | 0.04840 | 91 | 69 | 21 | 1 |
2238 | Are you picturing me naked? | 1.2527 | 0.05086 | 91 | 70 | 19 | 2 |
2239 | I'll let you have a quick lick but that's all. | 1.2527 | 0.05762 | 91 | 73 | 13 | 5 |
2240 | Looks like I’m not the only thing going in the brides mouth tonight huh? | 1.2527 | 0.05546 | 91 | 72 | 15 | 4 |
2241 | This isn’t what I had in mind when I suggested downsizing! | 1.2527 | 0.04840 | 91 | 69 | 21 | 1 |
2242 | Do you think that maybe you took your quarantine baking too far this time? | 1.2527 | 0.05762 | 91 | 73 | 13 | 5 |
2243 | Run while you still can. | 1.2527 | 0.05086 | 91 | 70 | 19 | 2 |
2244 | Uh-oh, here comes throuple. | 1.2526 | 0.04605 | 95 | 73 | 19 | 2 |
2245 | Look closer, it's your best friend. | 1.2500 | 0.05421 | 88 | 69 | 16 | 3 |
2246 | If this falls thru, I’ll be trashed. | 1.2500 | 0.05175 | 88 | 68 | 18 | 2 |
2247 | Oh no! The cake is telling me not to do it! | 1.2500 | 0.05421 | 88 | 69 | 16 | 3 |
2248 | You survived a straight wedding and all you got was this lousy cake. | 1.2500 | 0.05421 | 88 | 69 | 16 | 3 |
2249 | I'm just wondering if the only "little woman" you'll be able to keep is the one atop me. | 1.2500 | 0.05883 | 88 | 71 | 12 | 5 |
2250 | 'Til hunger do us part. | 1.2500 | 0.05421 | 88 | 69 | 16 | 3 |
2251 | Well my love. Getting downs' the problem | 1.2500 | 0.05175 | 88 | 68 | 18 | 2 |
2252 | I'm full of sugar, dairy and gluten... | 1.2500 | 0.04199 | 88 | 72 | 13 | 3 |
2253 | They lied. I'm not kosher. | 1.2500 | 0.05421 | 88 | 69 | 16 | 3 |
2254 | This is my first heterosexual marriage of 2020; it’s kind of boring. | 1.2500 | 0.05175 | 88 | 68 | 18 | 2 |
2255 | I know she doesn't look like you okay? | 1.2500 | 0.05421 | 88 | 69 | 16 | 3 |
2256 | I'm sorry, but you're strictly second-tier. | 1.2500 | 0.05421 | 88 | 69 | 16 | 3 |
2257 | Easy one! You should walk now before it's too late. | 1.2500 | 0.05175 | 88 | 68 | 18 | 2 |
2258 | Your cold feet I can deal with; but those heels... | 1.2500 | 0.05175 | 88 | 68 | 18 | 2 |
2259 | She heard me call you babycakes, didn't she? | 1.2500 | 0.05657 | 88 | 70 | 14 | 4 |
2260 | Mariage is not a piece of cake Randy | 1.2500 | 0.03523 | 88 | 70 | 17 | 1 |
2261 | How do you expect me to be still edible in 14 days? | 1.2500 | 0.05421 | 88 | 69 | 16 | 3 |
2262 | She get lost in the mail? | 1.2500 | 0.05175 | 88 | 68 | 18 | 2 |
2263 | More for me, I guess. | 1.2500 | 0.05038 | 92 | 71 | 19 | 2 |
2264 | Darn I forgot to make the cake gluten free | 1.2500 | 0.05421 | 88 | 69 | 16 | 3 |
2265 | This is the last time I sugar coat it for you. | 1.2472 | 0.05367 | 89 | 70 | 16 | 3 |
2266 | Brace yourself. | 1.2472 | 0.05367 | 89 | 70 | 16 | 3 |
2267 | This lack of social distancing is making me very anxious, I’m afraid it might affect the frosting. | 1.2472 | 0.05124 | 89 | 69 | 18 | 2 |
2268 | Hi, I’m the ‘I sing’ on the cake. | 1.2471 | 0.05527 | 85 | 67 | 15 | 3 |
2269 | So it turns out that you're not getting the bride - or the cake you rode in on. | 1.2471 | 0.05268 | 85 | 66 | 17 | 2 |
2270 | Hey, man — I know they said what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas but we really gotta talk before you go through with this. | 1.2471 | 0.04995 | 85 | 65 | 19 | 1 |
2271 | I could make you happy EVERY night, Bill | 1.2471 | 0.05527 | 85 | 67 | 15 | 3 |
2272 | Would you scratch my back? | 1.2471 | 0.05527 | 85 | 67 | 15 | 3 |
2273 | Apparently, she enjoyed the laughter but the tiers were more than she could handle. | 1.2471 | 0.05268 | 85 | 66 | 17 | 2 |
2274 | You cannot have the cake and eat it | 1.2471 | 0.04995 | 85 | 65 | 19 | 1 |
2275 | Don't ask. I got a lot on my mind. | 1.2471 | 0.04995 | 85 | 65 | 19 | 1 |
2276 | The lady's made her choice, pal. | 1.2471 | 0.05527 | 85 | 67 | 15 | 3 |
2277 | Having representation atop the cake does not insure domestic tranquility. | 1.2471 | 0.05268 | 85 | 66 | 17 | 2 |
2278 | This cake is so not vegan. | 1.2471 | 0.05527 | 85 | 67 | 15 | 3 |
2279 | Hi Buddy, I'm your new digital wedding cake.....GPS, Internet, Email..... | 1.2471 | 0.05527 | 85 | 67 | 15 | 3 |
2280 | Don’t worry! It’s a piece of cake...” | 1.2471 | 0.05527 | 85 | 67 | 15 | 3 |
2281 | You want a piece of me?" the wedding cake said. Bryan backed away | 1.2471 | 0.05527 | 85 | 67 | 15 | 3 |
2282 | Shouldn’t you be wearing a mask to match that tux? Be 6ft away from me!!! | 1.2471 | 0.05268 | 85 | 66 | 17 | 2 |
2283 | One must imagine the husband happy | 1.2471 | 0.05268 | 85 | 66 | 17 | 2 |
2284 | I now pronounce you... financially entangled! | 1.2471 | 0.05775 | 85 | 68 | 13 | 4 |
2285 | If this union of ours is going to work, you need to accept that you can't have your cake and eat it too. | 1.2442 | 0.05214 | 86 | 67 | 17 | 2 |
2286 | If you eat me now, you can have the bride before your wedding night | 1.2442 | 0.05470 | 86 | 68 | 15 | 3 |
2287 | Please put yourself six inches from the bride on top to comply with "to scale" rules. | 1.2442 | 0.04660 | 86 | 65 | 21 | 0 |
2288 | Nobody is eating cake tonight... | 1.2442 | 0.05470 | 86 | 68 | 15 | 3 |
2289 | She’s telling him she’s fallen for the Gingerbread Man. | 1.2442 | 0.05470 | 86 | 68 | 15 | 3 |
2290 | What the...that stupid little cake maker, I told him no advertising! | 1.2442 | 0.05715 | 86 | 69 | 13 | 4 |
2291 | Psst. Don't tell the two up top I'm vegan. | 1.2442 | 0.05214 | 86 | 67 | 17 | 2 |
2292 | Yes, I distinctly heard you ask for two grooms. | 1.2442 | 0.04660 | 86 | 65 | 21 | 0 |
2293 | That chick is hot. I hope she does not melt the icing. | 1.2442 | 0.05470 | 86 | 68 | 15 | 3 |
2294 | Psst! It's not going well. He just told her to go make him a sammich. | 1.2442 | 0.05214 | 86 | 67 | 17 | 2 |
2295 | I ate the bride. Get over it. | 1.2442 | 0.05214 | 86 | 67 | 17 | 2 |
2296 | Separated, already---or just, "social distancing" ? | 1.2442 | 0.05214 | 86 | 67 | 17 | 2 |
2297 | Bride not included | 1.2442 | 0.05715 | 86 | 69 | 13 | 4 |
2298 | You're having a wedding in 2020 so please don't act surprised." | 1.2442 | 0.04945 | 86 | 66 | 19 | 1 |
2299 | Spoiler alert: She loves cake more! | 1.2442 | 0.05214 | 86 | 67 | 17 | 2 |
2300 | I probably shouldn't be telling you this, but he only married her because you really wanted her. | 1.2442 | 0.05949 | 86 | 70 | 11 | 5 |
2301 | Darn,I forgot my mask. | 1.2442 | 0.05715 | 86 | 69 | 13 | 4 |
2302 | WHAT'S GIULIANI DOING UP THERE? | 1.2442 | 0.05715 | 86 | 69 | 13 | 4 |
2303 | Don't you just love a threesome? | 1.2442 | 0.04030 | 86 | 68 | 16 | 1 |
2304 | I was really hoping for a gay wedding. | 1.2442 | 0.05214 | 86 | 67 | 17 | 2 |
2305 | I am sorry. I cannot become your bride, but you can say 'Alexa, get me a wedding cake.' | 1.2442 | 0.05470 | 86 | 68 | 15 | 3 |
2306 | And then she said “Which way to the bus station?” | 1.2442 | 0.05214 | 86 | 67 | 17 | 2 |
2307 | I give em six weeks. | 1.2442 | 0.05470 | 86 | 68 | 15 | 3 |
2308 | Embellishing your Tinder profile was your first mistake. | 1.2442 | 0.04945 | 86 | 66 | 19 | 1 |
2309 | Sorry buddy, no one’s jumping out this time. Jessica Meth, Larchmont, NY | 1.2442 | 0.05470 | 86 | 68 | 15 | 3 |
2310 | Hey, buddy. You better wash those hands before trying to dip a finger in my frosting! | 1.2442 | 0.05715 | 86 | 69 | 13 | 4 |
2311 | I'm sorry they got the hair all wrong. | 1.2442 | 0.05214 | 86 | 67 | 17 | 2 |
2312 | It's no longer your job to give instructions on how to cut the cake. | 1.2442 | 0.04945 | 86 | 66 | 19 | 1 |
2313 | Pretty sweet dance moves. | 1.2442 | 0.05949 | 86 | 70 | 11 | 5 |
2314 | Dear God, stop, please, oh please stop don't do it, you maniac, don't pick up that knife, please. | 1.2442 | 0.05715 | 86 | 69 | 13 | 4 |
2315 | The shelter in place cake is going through some bumpy roads. | 1.2442 | 0.04945 | 86 | 66 | 19 | 1 |
2316 | Help me! I'm afraid of knives! | 1.2442 | 0.05715 | 86 | 69 | 13 | 4 |
2317 | Cake AND suit from Costco? Classy! | 1.2442 | 0.05470 | 86 | 68 | 15 | 3 |
2318 | Bake it and she will come" they told me... | 1.2442 | 0.05470 | 86 | 68 | 15 | 3 |
2319 | Whatever you're gonna do, do it fast ... my fondant is starting to melt. | 1.2442 | 0.05470 | 86 | 68 | 15 | 3 |
2320 | Now is the time to run away! | 1.2442 | 0.05715 | 86 | 69 | 13 | 4 |
2321 | Thiri, the intelligent personal assistant for all your future couples therapy needs " | 1.2442 | 0.05214 | 86 | 67 | 17 | 2 |
2322 | Tell my sweetie pie I'll always love her. | 1.2442 | 0.04945 | 86 | 66 | 19 | 1 |
2323 | No, this is their wedding. You're just human ornamentation. | 1.2442 | 0.05715 | 86 | 69 | 13 | 4 |
2324 | What, you've never heard of a talking cake before? | 1.2442 | 0.05214 | 86 | 67 | 17 | 2 |
2325 | Delve deep enough and you'll find something weird. | 1.2442 | 0.04945 | 86 | 66 | 19 | 1 |
2326 | I’m not going to be the one to tell her ! | 1.2442 | 0.05470 | 86 | 68 | 15 | 3 |
2327 | I thought the social distancing cake would be less depressing | 1.2442 | 0.05470 | 86 | 68 | 15 | 3 |
2328 | If you didn’t want such an opinionated cake, you should have went with the fondant. | 1.2442 | 0.05715 | 86 | 69 | 13 | 4 |
2329 | Sure, we’ll both wind up being some stranger’s bad decision tonight, but buddy, at least I won’t have to think about it in the morning. | 1.2442 | 0.05214 | 86 | 67 | 17 | 2 |
2330 | Now that I see us, I don't like the way we look together | 1.2442 | 0.05214 | 86 | 67 | 17 | 2 |
2331 | You know what they say, always the cake & never the bouquet. | 1.2442 | 0.04945 | 86 | 66 | 19 | 1 |
2332 | Upon returning to his office Sal suddenly remembered what he forgot to take home in Feb. | 1.2442 | 0.04945 | 86 | 66 | 19 | 1 |
2333 | Tuxedo! It's me, Cake, from Party University! Go, Paper Plates! | 1.2442 | 0.05214 | 86 | 67 | 17 | 2 |
2334 | 'Its comforting to know that my death will bring you joy. Many happy returns.' | 1.2442 | 0.05214 | 86 | 67 | 17 | 2 |
2335 | Well, the third time’s a charm. Right? | 1.2442 | 0.05470 | 86 | 68 | 15 | 3 |
2336 | I can’t see my OtherHalf | 1.2442 | 0.04945 | 86 | 66 | 19 | 1 |
2337 | Honey, I'm in here! | 1.2414 | 0.05656 | 87 | 70 | 13 | 4 |
2338 | Second to the left, down the aisle. Mind the step. | 1.2414 | 0.04895 | 87 | 67 | 19 | 1 |
2339 | I've actually got a side hustle at a bat mitzvah later, so if we can hurry this up, that'd be great. | 1.2414 | 0.05414 | 87 | 69 | 15 | 3 |
2340 | Oh no, I ordered a gay themed wedding cake. | 1.2414 | 0.05414 | 87 | 69 | 15 | 3 |
2341 | Honey - sourdough, really? | 1.2414 | 0.05161 | 87 | 68 | 17 | 2 |
2342 | I guess this means you won’t be blowing me. | 1.2414 | 0.05887 | 87 | 71 | 11 | 5 |
2343 | Get used to waiting. | 1.2410 | 0.05024 | 83 | 64 | 18 | 1 |
2344 | She saw something in the little guy, what can I say. | 1.2410 | 0.05024 | 83 | 64 | 18 | 1 |
2345 | It felt like a small victory. | 1.2410 | 0.06083 | 83 | 68 | 10 | 5 |
2346 | I think we should see other people. | 1.2410 | 0.05579 | 83 | 66 | 14 | 3 |
2347 | In 2020, he was sad to learn that even his enthusiasm might be contagious. | 1.2410 | 0.05579 | 83 | 66 | 14 | 3 |
2348 | Is that your mother-in-law??? | 1.2410 | 0.05836 | 83 | 67 | 12 | 4 |
2349 | KILLLL MEEEEE,” hissed the cake | 1.2410 | 0.05579 | 83 | 66 | 14 | 3 |
2350 | When you make love to your wife tonight, you will taste me in her mouth. I want you to remember that. I want you to think of me. | 1.2410 | 0.05579 | 83 | 66 | 14 | 3 |
2351 | Ask the DJ to play 'Pour Some Sugar on Me'" | 1.2410 | 0.05579 | 83 | 66 | 14 | 3 |
2352 | She looks nicer on the cake | 1.2410 | 0.05579 | 83 | 66 | 14 | 3 |
2353 | It’s a cruel world that forces me to take part in the patriarchal institution of marriage. Just eat me already, I can’t take it. | 1.2410 | 0.05836 | 83 | 67 | 12 | 4 |
2354 | Yikes, little cake people. | 1.2410 | 0.05579 | 83 | 66 | 14 | 3 |
2355 | Go find a cake your own size! | 1.2410 | 0.05309 | 83 | 65 | 16 | 2 |
2356 | The wedding was so beautiful, that even I broke out into tiers." Tom Walsh Los Angele | 1.2410 | 0.05579 | 83 | 66 | 14 | 3 |
2357 | Alexa thinks you should rethink this life altering decision. | 1.2410 | 0.05309 | 83 | 65 | 16 | 2 |
2358 | Hearing The Truth Too Late! | 1.2410 | 0.05309 | 83 | 65 | 16 | 2 |
2359 | Be original and eat the top layer today. | 1.2410 | 0.05024 | 83 | 64 | 18 | 1 |
2360 | Brady! Alexa here - in the Wedding Cake! Your fiancée, Brandi, has run out on marrying you today or, as she bellowed, "any day between now and Doomsday!" Shall I play her full rant now or shall I archive it for later? | 1.2410 | 0.05836 | 83 | 67 | 12 | 4 |
2361 | Ten bucks and you can taste it. Twenty and you can bite. Fifty to go all the way. Just don't make a mess of my decorations. | 1.2410 | 0.05579 | 83 | 66 | 14 | 3 |
2362 | You must now be regretting taking the LSD at your bachelor party. | 1.2410 | 0.05579 | 83 | 66 | 14 | 3 |
2363 | They wanted a small wedding. | 1.2410 | 0.05309 | 83 | 65 | 16 | 2 |
2364 | This one didn't show either? | 1.2410 | 0.05579 | 83 | 66 | 14 | 3 |
2365 | Oh! The wonders you will see before you get to me. | 1.2410 | 0.05024 | 83 | 64 | 18 | 1 |
2366 | You think it's gonna last buddy? Bite me! | 1.2410 | 0.05024 | 83 | 64 | 18 | 1 |
2367 | Are you sure? | 1.2410 | 0.05309 | 83 | 65 | 16 | 2 |
2368 | We won't be this close again until the vaccine becomes available | 1.2410 | 0.05024 | 83 | 64 | 18 | 1 |
2369 | Everyone else in the wedding party is in quarantine, so… looks like it’s just you and me, pal. | 1.2410 | 0.05309 | 83 | 65 | 16 | 2 |
2370 | Cash their check quick—they are already separating. | 1.2410 | 0.05836 | 83 | 67 | 12 | 4 |
2371 | Due to social distancing, this is as close as you'll be for awhile. | 1.2410 | 0.05579 | 83 | 66 | 14 | 3 |
2372 | Frank suddenly realized that it takes two to have a marriage. | 1.2410 | 0.05579 | 83 | 66 | 14 | 3 |
2373 | Due to Covid, only the top layer isn't styrofoam. | 1.2410 | 0.05579 | 83 | 66 | 14 | 3 |
2374 | I talked to the floor. I have it easier. | 1.2410 | 0.05579 | 83 | 66 | 14 | 3 |
2375 | I'm the fortune cookie's big brother - the misfortune cake. | 1.2410 | 0.05309 | 83 | 65 | 16 | 2 |
2376 | Sorry man, but she told you she wanted to keep it small. | 1.2410 | 0.05024 | 83 | 64 | 18 | 1 |
2377 | What're you lookin' at ? You don't want a piece of me. | 1.2410 | 0.04723 | 83 | 63 | 20 | 0 |
2378 | It's bad luck to cut the wedding cake. | 1.2410 | 0.05579 | 83 | 66 | 14 | 3 |
2379 | In my world you are not a big deal. | 1.2410 | 0.05024 | 83 | 64 | 18 | 1 |
2380 | Taste of my flesh so that the ritual bonding may be complete. | 1.2410 | 0.05309 | 83 | 65 | 16 | 2 |
2381 | Roses are red violets are blue the Bridal couple is gone soon you'll be too. | 1.2410 | 0.04723 | 83 | 63 | 20 | 0 |
2382 | She has a thing for your best man. | 1.2410 | 0.05309 | 83 | 65 | 16 | 2 |
2383 | Just remember, you can't eat your cake and have it too. | 1.2410 | 0.05579 | 83 | 66 | 14 | 3 |
2384 | Save a piece for me. | 1.2410 | 0.04723 | 83 | 63 | 20 | 0 |
2385 | She left. Something about the ‘worst first date of her life.’ | 1.2410 | 0.04723 | 83 | 63 | 20 | 0 |
2386 | Do these make me look fat? | 1.2410 | 0.05309 | 83 | 65 | 16 | 2 |
2387 | Save me for your first anniversary, if your marriage survives. | 1.2410 | 0.05309 | 83 | 65 | 16 | 2 |
2388 | Don’t even think about it! Photos first. | 1.2410 | 0.05579 | 83 | 66 | 14 | 3 |
2389 | What's another layer? | 1.2410 | 0.05309 | 83 | 65 | 16 | 2 |
2390 | If you’re going to cry during the ceremony, remember: only three tiers | 1.2410 | 0.05579 | 83 | 66 | 14 | 3 |
2391 | HELP! Your bride's high heels are giving me a headache | 1.2410 | 0.05579 | 83 | 66 | 14 | 3 |
2392 | When you cut me, make it quick, or I-scream | 1.2410 | 0.05168 | 83 | 67 | 13 | 3 |
2393 | No worries, this gig is a cakewalk. | 1.2410 | 0.05309 | 83 | 65 | 16 | 2 |
2394 | C,mon man, you’re talking to a wedding cake! You know that means it’s time to go back on your meds. | 1.2410 | 0.05309 | 83 | 65 | 16 | 2 |
2395 | Your divorce is baked in. | 1.2410 | 0.05309 | 83 | 65 | 16 | 2 |
2396 | Yeah this will put you back about $75,000 and the cake topper that looks like you $5,000. Enjoy! | 1.2410 | 0.05309 | 83 | 65 | 16 | 2 |
2397 | Might be a good time to come out ... | 1.2410 | 0.05309 | 83 | 65 | 16 | 2 |
2398 | I'm the bottom layer: the emotional baggage figurine. | 1.2410 | 0.05309 | 83 | 65 | 16 | 2 |
2399 | I hope that's not the cake mom was baking. | 1.2410 | 0.05309 | 83 | 65 | 16 | 2 |
2400 | Trust me, Gary. Every bride LOVES having the cake smashed in her face and it makes for the best pictures. DO IT (said in demonic voice). | 1.2410 | 0.05836 | 83 | 67 | 12 | 4 |
2401 | Trust me. You can't have your cake and eat it too. | 1.2410 | 0.05024 | 83 | 64 | 18 | 1 |
2402 | The ceremony was so beautiful it had me in tiers. | 1.2410 | 0.05836 | 83 | 67 | 12 | 4 |
2403 | Eat me now & lose her forever. | 1.2410 | 0.05168 | 83 | 67 | 13 | 3 |
2404 | Help me. I am a left over from the bachelor party | 1.2410 | 0.05309 | 83 | 65 | 16 | 2 |
2405 | Quick: What was her name? | 1.2410 | 0.05579 | 83 | 66 | 14 | 3 |
2406 | We have to stop meeting like this. | 1.2410 | 0.04723 | 83 | 63 | 20 | 0 |
2407 | Cut the cake and there’s no going back! | 1.2410 | 0.05024 | 83 | 64 | 18 | 1 |
2408 | I'm telling them the bottom two tiers of their cake are as fake as your cheap toupee! | 1.2410 | 0.05309 | 83 | 65 | 16 | 2 |
2409 | I give this marriage six months, tops. | 1.2410 | 0.05309 | 83 | 65 | 16 | 2 |
2410 | The fondant never goes bad, you can use me again for your next "seems like a good idea" nuptials. | 1.2410 | 0.05309 | 83 | 65 | 16 | 2 |
2411 | Oh shoot, did you order a vegan cake? | 1.2410 | 0.05024 | 83 | 64 | 18 | 1 |
2412 | Hey, cheer up. Maybe third time lucky. | 1.2410 | 0.05309 | 83 | 65 | 16 | 2 |
2413 | You’re in it up to your knees in the icing on the cake. | 1.2410 | 0.05309 | 83 | 65 | 16 | 2 |
2414 | You expected the East River, Kid | 1.2410 | 0.06083 | 83 | 68 | 10 | 5 |
2415 | Ditch him. He's way too big for you. | 1.2410 | 0.05024 | 83 | 64 | 18 | 1 |
2416 | I thought it would look more like me." "I | 1.2410 | 0.05579 | 83 | 66 | 14 | 3 |
2417 | You think this is going to be a piece of cake ? | 1.2410 | 0.05309 | 83 | 65 | 16 | 2 |
2418 | Here in Soviet Russia, cake cuts you | 1.2410 | 0.05579 | 83 | 66 | 14 | 3 |
2419 | They're arguing already. She's sayin' to him, 'fondant?' What the hell is 'fondant?' I ordered butter cream?" | 1.2410 | 0.05579 | 83 | 66 | 14 | 3 |
2420 | She won't think I taste so good when she finds out he's already married. | 1.2410 | 0.05836 | 83 | 67 | 12 | 4 |
2421 | I’d like to give you a piece of my mind.” | 1.2410 | 0.04723 | 83 | 63 | 20 | 0 |
2422 | Quick, make a run for it before the psilocybin wears off! | 1.2410 | 0.05579 | 83 | 66 | 14 | 3 |
2423 | he still swears he’s two inches taller | 1.2410 | 0.05024 | 83 | 64 | 18 | 1 |
2424 | Modern Love Takes The Cake! | 1.2410 | 0.05309 | 83 | 65 | 16 | 2 |
2425 | Dude,I think I found the missing frosting. | 1.2410 | 0.05579 | 83 | 66 | 14 | 3 |
2426 | Sorry, I haven't seen her! | 1.2410 | 0.05579 | 83 | 66 | 14 | 3 |
2427 | Not now! Not here! Not Ever!! | 1.2410 | 0.05579 | 83 | 66 | 14 | 3 |
2428 | Have you got a prenup? | 1.2410 | 0.05579 | 83 | 66 | 14 | 3 |
2429 | What was younger you thinking? | 1.2410 | 0.05309 | 83 | 65 | 16 | 2 |
2430 | She isn't even big-busted anymore. | 1.2410 | 0.05579 | 83 | 66 | 14 | 3 |
2431 | Run! run! and don't stop to zoom! You don't want to be a gingerbread groom! | 1.2410 | 0.05579 | 83 | 66 | 14 | 3 |
2432 | I suppose you could say they're taking a stand | 1.2410 | 0.05024 | 83 | 64 | 18 | 1 |
2433 | Beware! It’s a trap! | 1.2410 | 0.05024 | 83 | 64 | 18 | 1 |
2434 | I shouldn't have fasted to fit into my wedding tux...Now the cake is talking to me. | 1.2410 | 0.05309 | 83 | 65 | 16 | 2 |
2435 | Gluten Free is your last free choice. | 1.2410 | 0.05309 | 83 | 65 | 16 | 2 |
2436 | Whoever that is up there it ain't you. | 1.2410 | 0.05579 | 83 | 66 | 14 | 3 |
2437 | It's not too late to reconsider. | 1.2410 | 0.05024 | 83 | 64 | 18 | 1 |
2438 | Your love proved to be worlds apart. | 1.2410 | 0.05309 | 83 | 65 | 16 | 2 |
2439 | And then they asked me whether I wanted to be in the wedding party..... | 1.2410 | 0.05579 | 83 | 66 | 14 | 3 |
2440 | What can I say? You just weren’t on her level. | 1.2410 | 0.05309 | 83 | 65 | 16 | 2 |
2441 | I hope the groom isn't to scale | 1.2410 | 0.05579 | 83 | 66 | 14 | 3 |
2442 | You have every right to eat me on your wedding day. But I’m asking you not to. | 1.2410 | 0.05579 | 83 | 66 | 14 | 3 |
2443 | You see, you can't have your Kate and eat her too! | 1.2410 | 0.06083 | 83 | 68 | 10 | 5 |
2444 | I bet you'll still want me after you marry HER. | 1.2410 | 0.05024 | 83 | 64 | 18 | 1 |
2445 | She left after her mother said, “a moment on the lips, forever on the hips” applies to more than just cake. | 1.2410 | 0.05579 | 83 | 66 | 14 | 3 |
2446 | This wedding is a lie, and you know it. | 1.2410 | 0.05579 | 83 | 66 | 14 | 3 |
2447 | She left with the maid of honor, said she decided she prefers pie. | 1.2410 | 0.05309 | 83 | 65 | 16 | 2 |
2448 | Now, That's what You call a Little Man... | 1.2410 | 0.05309 | 83 | 65 | 16 | 2 |
2449 | You can’t have your cake and eat it too - even when you’re on top of it. | 1.2410 | 0.05309 | 83 | 65 | 16 | 2 |
2450 | What is the cake trying to tell me? | 1.2410 | 0.05024 | 83 | 64 | 18 | 1 |
2451 | She doesn't love you the way she loves me. | 1.2410 | 0.05836 | 83 | 67 | 12 | 4 |
2452 | Can you please tell your brother to get off my back? | 1.2410 | 0.05024 | 83 | 64 | 18 | 1 |
2453 | Altogether now, let's sing, 'time to choose, time to lose, happy hook-ups. | 1.2410 | 0.05309 | 83 | 65 | 16 | 2 |
2454 | Left at the altar? Go on, shed a tier! | 1.2410 | 0.05309 | 83 | 64 | 16 | 2 |
2455 | When I count to 3, jump and run. | 1.2410 | 0.05024 | 83 | 64 | 18 | 1 |
2456 | oh she was here, yeah, but, uh, uh... we gotta talk | 1.2410 | 0.05309 | 83 | 65 | 16 | 2 |
2457 | Yes dear. | 1.2410 | 0.05836 | 83 | 67 | 12 | 4 |
2458 | Mask? I thought you said mascarpone! | 1.2410 | 0.05024 | 83 | 64 | 18 | 1 |
2459 | I guess when you asked her to be your plus one, she was wasn’t expecting this. | 1.2410 | 0.05579 | 83 | 66 | 14 | 3 |
2460 | Data suggest decent chance the groom will be at your singles’ table in a couple years. | 1.2410 | 0.05309 | 83 | 65 | 16 | 2 |
2461 | Uh-oh. How do you want to go about it? They don’t have a return policy. | 1.2410 | 0.05309 | 83 | 65 | 16 | 2 |
2462 | What do you mean you didn’t order the voodoo cake? | 1.2410 | 0.05579 | 83 | 66 | 14 | 3 |
2463 | Loading...please wait for host to let you in. | 1.2410 | 0.05836 | 83 | 67 | 12 | 4 |
2464 | You’re an enigma wrapped in a wedding cake. | 1.2410 | 0.05836 | 83 | 67 | 12 | 4 |
2465 | Maybe I’ll go hike the Appalachian Trail instead. | 1.2410 | 0.05579 | 83 | 66 | 14 | 3 |
2466 | Well i hope this is going to be a piece of cake | 1.2410 | 0.05024 | 83 | 64 | 18 | 1 |
2467 | Your feet are digging into my scalp. | 1.2410 | 0.05309 | 83 | 65 | 16 | 2 |
2468 | More cake news | 1.2410 | 0.05579 | 83 | 66 | 14 | 3 |
2469 | Hubert realizes his attempt to make a face out of the mark he made tasting the frosting isn't going to cut it. | 1.2410 | 0.05309 | 83 | 65 | 16 | 2 |
2470 | If you don't come, I don't eat you! | 1.2410 | 0.05579 | 83 | 66 | 14 | 3 |
2471 | I hope your marriage last longer than the sugar rush | 1.2410 | 0.05836 | 83 | 67 | 12 | 4 |
2472 | they've got a better relationship than I do!! | 1.2410 | 0.05309 | 83 | 65 | 16 | 2 |
2473 | Did you get the zoom invite? | 1.2410 | 0.05309 | 83 | 65 | 16 | 2 |
2474 | If you want, you could try freeze me in case she comes back? | 1.2410 | 0.05579 | 83 | 66 | 14 | 3 |
2475 | My remains will be forgotten in the bottom of your freezer, so don’t talk to me about YOUR cold feet. | 1.2410 | 0.05024 | 83 | 64 | 18 | 1 |
2476 | You canceled the wedding, but you didn't cancel the order for the cake? | 1.2410 | 0.05836 | 83 | 67 | 12 | 4 |
2477 | Did you know cakes are like ogres? | 1.2410 | 0.05309 | 83 | 65 | 16 | 2 |
2478 | They wouldn’t let you in without a mask either, huh? | 1.2410 | 0.05579 | 83 | 66 | 14 | 3 |
2479 | My, how you’ve grown! | 1.2410 | 0.05579 | 83 | 66 | 14 | 3 |
2480 | Trust me, Trumps concession will be the icing on the cake | 1.2410 | 0.05579 | 83 | 66 | 14 | 3 |
2481 | Did you see that movie "American Pie?" | 1.2410 | 0.05836 | 83 | 67 | 12 | 4 |
2482 | Oh, I see how it is. You’re just going to cut me up and keep me in the back of the freezer until you’ve forgotten I exist. | 1.2410 | 0.05579 | 83 | 66 | 14 | 3 |
2483 | Hey buddy, like your mother said: 'No touching!' | 1.2410 | 0.05309 | 83 | 65 | 16 | 2 |
2484 | ...and that’s why, unlike your marriage, I’ll always be sweet | 1.2410 | 0.04723 | 83 | 63 | 20 | 0 |
2485 | Are you sure you don’t want to run away with me? Marriage is not a piece of cake. | 1.2386 | 0.05598 | 88 | 71 | 13 | 4 |
2486 | I wished to be the center of attention at a wedding. | 1.2386 | 0.05359 | 88 | 70 | 15 | 3 |
2487 | Don't look at me like I'm just a piece. | 1.2381 | 0.05519 | 84 | 67 | 14 | 3 |
2488 | Do or do not. Yes or no. In or out. Left or right. Red or white. Have me or eat me. | 1.2381 | 0.05519 | 84 | 67 | 14 | 3 |
2489 | Just because your figure is on top doesn't mean there still isn't time for you to turn and run! | 1.2381 | 0.04972 | 84 | 65 | 18 | 1 |
2490 | What better way to begin your new life together than to introduce your bride to a talking cake? | 1.2381 | 0.04972 | 84 | 65 | 18 | 1 |
2491 | I'm the only food that lowers a women's libido | 1.2381 | 0.05519 | 84 | 67 | 14 | 3 |
2492 | Psst. She's not a virgin! | 1.2381 | 0.05773 | 84 | 68 | 12 | 4 |
2493 | May I suggest your third wish is for an actual wife? | 1.2381 | 0.06017 | 84 | 69 | 10 | 5 |
2494 | Bad idea to trip the day of your wedding, Mike. | 1.2381 | 0.05519 | 84 | 67 | 14 | 3 |
2495 | She left you at the altar? Guess you can have your cake and eat it too. | 1.2381 | 0.05519 | 84 | 67 | 14 | 3 |
2496 | She conceded. | 1.2381 | 0.05519 | 84 | 67 | 14 | 3 |
2497 | Step away.. from the cake ! | 1.2381 | 0.05519 | 84 | 67 | 14 | 3 |
2498 | I have a bad feeling about this. | 1.2381 | 0.05253 | 84 | 66 | 16 | 2 |
2499 | Got a bad feelin' about this one | 1.2381 | 0.04972 | 84 | 65 | 18 | 1 |
2500 | Take it from me- it’s a piece of cake. | 1.2381 | 0.04972 | 84 | 65 | 18 | 1 |
2501 | They said don't wear white, but nothing about this!" | 1.2381 | 0.05253 | 84 | 66 | 16 | 2 |
2502 | Honest Bob, I never though Gulliver would attend. | 1.2381 | 0.05773 | 84 | 68 | 12 | 4 |
2503 | It's not too late for us to pretend this whole thing was just one big misunderstanding. | 1.2381 | 0.05253 | 84 | 66 | 16 | 2 |
2504 | I hear the bride is as stacked as I am. | 1.2381 | 0.05253 | 84 | 66 | 16 | 2 |
2505 | Help me! I’ve been baked alive! | 1.2381 | 0.05253 | 84 | 66 | 16 | 2 |
2506 | Looks like I’m not the only one who got iced out. | 1.2381 | 0.05253 | 84 | 66 | 16 | 2 |
2507 | They forgot the masks. | 1.2381 | 0.05519 | 84 | 67 | 14 | 3 |
2508 | Are you going to keep my top in the freezer for your anniversary? Because it’s fine. I’m fine with it. It is what it is. | 1.2381 | 0.05253 | 84 | 66 | 16 | 2 |
2509 | It’s just the beginning of what I expect will be a very layered response . | 1.2381 | 0.04675 | 84 | 64 | 20 | 0 |
2510 | They say it's a big day for my little guy | 1.2381 | 0.05253 | 84 | 66 | 16 | 2 |
2511 | What if she tested positive the day before? | 1.2381 | 0.05519 | 84 | 67 | 14 | 3 |
2512 | You know you love me more than her. | 1.2381 | 0.05773 | 84 | 68 | 12 | 4 |
2513 | The bottom layer is the unsung hero. | 1.2381 | 0.05253 | 84 | 66 | 16 | 2 |
2514 | Relax, I'm sure she just went to get some plates, and, er, forks. Wait! A KNIFE! She definitely said she needed to grab a knife. | 1.2381 | 0.05253 | 84 | 66 | 16 | 2 |
2515 | I didn’t even propose. | 1.2381 | 0.04015 | 84 | 67 | 16 | 1 |
2516 | I’m watching you, and I know you aren’t wearing underwear. | 1.2381 | 0.05519 | 84 | 67 | 14 | 3 |
2517 | Stanley thought Susan's request that he wear a tux and they meet at the bakery for their first date was a bit odd... | 1.2381 | 0.05253 | 84 | 66 | 16 | 2 |
2518 | Will you tell this jerk to get off my head already? | 1.2381 | 0.04972 | 84 | 65 | 18 | 1 |
2519 | We can save your cake topper for future receptions, but you must maintain weight. | 1.2381 | 0.04972 | 84 | 65 | 18 | 1 |
2520 | The one in a bow tie is a larger-than-life fruit cake. | 1.2381 | 0.05519 | 84 | 67 | 14 | 3 |
2521 | It's been a very emotional day… even I am in tiers. | 1.2381 | 0.05253 | 84 | 66 | 16 | 2 |
2522 | Feels like you’re on top now, but soon you’ll be facedown on the table, covered in frosting. | 1.2381 | 0.05253 | 84 | 66 | 16 | 2 |
2523 | There's a lot more to it than this. | 1.2381 | 0.04972 | 84 | 65 | 18 | 1 |
2524 | Hey buddy. She’s a “no show” | 1.2381 | 0.05253 | 84 | 66 | 16 | 2 |
2525 | Too late George. This could have been you. | 1.2381 | 0.05519 | 84 | 67 | 14 | 3 |
2526 | This has been the weirdest Bar Mitzvah" said Beverly Polansky who's soul had been trapped in a wedding cake ever since that baker put a curse on he | 1.2381 | 0.05253 | 84 | 66 | 16 | 2 |
2527 | It's your 'mini-me'. | 1.2381 | 0.05253 | 84 | 66 | 16 | 2 |
2528 | Please save me. | 1.2381 | 0.05773 | 84 | 68 | 12 | 4 |
2529 | Groom, Shroom! Where’s your mask Buddy? | 1.2381 | 0.04972 | 84 | 65 | 18 | 1 |
2530 | I've heard of runaway brides, but to desert you like that... | 1.2381 | 0.05253 | 84 | 66 | 16 | 2 |
2531 | It’s over between us. | 1.2381 | 0.05519 | 84 | 67 | 14 | 3 |
2532 | Due to covid, it’s just you, me, and the two on top at this wedding. | 1.2381 | 0.04675 | 84 | 64 | 20 | 0 |
2533 | think about it, forget about her, we could be good together. | 1.2381 | 0.04972 | 84 | 65 | 18 | 1 |
2534 | Quick! It’s the first dance; make a diversion so I can get outta here! | 1.2381 | 0.05253 | 84 | 66 | 16 | 2 |
2535 | I am not as sweet as I look | 1.2360 | 0.05059 | 89 | 70 | 17 | 2 |
2536 | So explain how I remind you of your ex, Harold. How? | 1.2353 | 0.05198 | 85 | 67 | 16 | 2 |
2537 | The secret ingredient is jizz! | 1.2353 | 0.05198 | 85 | 67 | 16 | 2 |
2538 | Consume me. | 1.2353 | 0.05461 | 85 | 68 | 14 | 3 |
2539 | This might be the only way I can take off with the bride... | 1.2353 | 0.04922 | 85 | 66 | 18 | 1 |
2540 | This is the happiest cake of my life. | 1.2346 | 0.05053 | 81 | 63 | 17 | 1 |
2541 | Keep telling yourself it's a little slice of Heaven | 1.2346 | 0.05630 | 81 | 65 | 13 | 3 |
2542 | Social distancing is a real pain sometimes. | 1.2346 | 0.05349 | 81 | 64 | 15 | 2 |
2543 | Eyeing the bridesmaids, eh? Seems you want to have your cake and eat it, too. | 1.2346 | 0.05203 | 81 | 66 | 12 | 3 |
2544 | Save me a big piece of me." | 1.2346 | 0.05349 | 81 | 64 | 15 | 2 |
2545 | If you prick us, do we not bleed? | 1.2346 | 0.05630 | 81 | 65 | 13 | 3 |
2546 | My outside is beautiful, my core is bland Good luck with her. | 1.2346 | 0.05349 | 81 | 64 | 15 | 2 |
2547 | Just so you know, I'm vegan. | 1.2346 | 0.05349 | 81 | 64 | 15 | 2 |
2548 | No, it just looks like I’m sad. Wedding cakes always have tiers. | 1.2346 | 0.05349 | 81 | 64 | 15 | 2 |
2549 | You don't resemble the guy on top, so your not the groom. | 1.2346 | 0.05630 | 81 | 65 | 13 | 3 |
2550 | Bet you thought SHE was the icing on the cake! | 1.2346 | 0.05349 | 81 | 64 | 15 | 2 |
2551 | Hey! What about six feet and a mask don’t you understand? | 1.2346 | 0.05898 | 81 | 66 | 11 | 4 |
2552 | I'm the piece that's speaking now. | 1.2346 | 0.05630 | 81 | 65 | 13 | 3 |
2553 | Of course she’s divorcing you. You stole her hair. | 1.2346 | 0.05630 | 81 | 65 | 13 | 3 |
2554 | Two words: Palm oil. | 1.2346 | 0.05053 | 81 | 63 | 17 | 1 |
2555 | Remember: "Two Become One" - and then there are none! Just sayin... | 1.2346 | 0.05349 | 81 | 64 | 15 | 2 |
2556 | Yea, it's not about you, big boy, it was nevah about you! | 1.2346 | 0.05898 | 81 | 66 | 11 | 4 |
2557 | You invited Dr. Fauci, not me. | 1.2346 | 0.06154 | 81 | 67 | 9 | 5 |
2558 | You weren't here, so the Best Man took over! | 1.2346 | 0.05349 | 81 | 64 | 15 | 2 |
2559 | I know it doesn't do her justice. | 1.2346 | 0.05630 | 81 | 65 | 13 | 3 |
2560 | Patty cake patty cake baker’s man. She will leave you as fast as she can! | 1.2346 | 0.05898 | 81 | 66 | 11 | 4 |
2561 | She decided to social distance instead. | 1.2346 | 0.05053 | 81 | 63 | 17 | 1 |
2562 | Don't worry, I'll pass through you less painfully than she will. | 1.2346 | 0.05349 | 81 | 64 | 15 | 2 |
2563 | The original line was “forever hold your piece.” Get yourself woke, man. | 1.2346 | 0.05898 | 81 | 66 | 11 | 4 |
2564 | At least smash your own face in before you go | 1.2346 | 0.05349 | 81 | 64 | 15 | 2 |
2565 | Til Covid do us part.. | 1.2346 | 0.05349 | 81 | 64 | 15 | 2 |
2566 | Ok,I guess she does look a BIT like my sister | 1.2346 | 0.05630 | 81 | 65 | 13 | 3 |
2567 | BAKED BY ADAM AND STEVE FOR EDDIE AND EVE | 1.2346 | 0.05630 | 81 | 65 | 13 | 3 |
2568 | Ted was having a rough day. not only did his bride ran out but the baker got his nose completely wrong! | 1.2346 | 0.05630 | 81 | 64 | 13 | 3 |
2569 | Just so you know, she modeled the groom after your twin brother. | 1.2346 | 0.05349 | 81 | 64 | 15 | 2 |
2570 | She's not that into you. | 1.2346 | 0.05630 | 81 | 65 | 13 | 3 |
2571 | Good job acting surprised | 1.2346 | 0.05630 | 81 | 65 | 13 | 3 |
2572 | My baker was fine with a boring straight wedding, but I was hoping for something a bit gayer. | 1.2346 | 0.04737 | 81 | 62 | 19 | 0 |
2573 | eating me isn't the only thing you're going to regret. | 1.2346 | 0.05349 | 81 | 64 | 15 | 2 |
2574 | I am better looking then he is! | 1.2346 | 0.05630 | 81 | 65 | 13 | 3 |
2575 | Remember, after you shove the cake in her face and fall to the floor, ask yourself: Was it done in a loving way? | 1.2346 | 0.05898 | 81 | 66 | 11 | 4 |
2576 | Pssst! You're not gonna like what pops out of me. | 1.2346 | 0.04898 | 81 | 65 | 14 | 2 |
2577 | You may now kiss the cake | 1.2346 | 0.05349 | 81 | 64 | 15 | 2 |
2578 | You were right. They're having an affair. | 1.2346 | 0.05349 | 81 | 64 | 15 | 2 |
2579 | I give it two years at most. | 1.2346 | 0.05349 | 81 | 64 | 15 | 2 |
2580 | Are you cake, too? | 1.2346 | 0.05349 | 81 | 64 | 15 | 2 |
2581 | Hey Gulliver, looks like she found a bigger man than you. | 1.2346 | 0.05349 | 81 | 64 | 15 | 2 |
2582 | If I only knew then what I know now... | 1.2346 | 0.05349 | 81 | 64 | 15 | 2 |
2583 | When her sister came to pick me up, I heard her say she had the hots for you. | 1.2346 | 0.03412 | 81 | 66 | 13 | 1 |
2584 | Well, well, well. If it isn’t Jason ‘I’m not looking for anything serious right now’ Biggs. How do you sleep at night? | 1.2346 | 0.05630 | 81 | 65 | 13 | 3 |
2585 | Everyone's been talking about me! For some reason, they keep calling me, 'the Bride's cake,' though. | 1.2346 | 0.05349 | 81 | 64 | 15 | 2 |
2586 | Enjoy the screen shot of my covid restricted wedding and reception | 1.2346 | 0.05349 | 81 | 64 | 15 | 2 |
2587 | That's what I call an "I don't" face. | 1.2346 | 0.05630 | 81 | 65 | 13 | 3 |
2588 | It’s too late to call it off! | 1.2346 | 0.04737 | 81 | 62 | 19 | 0 |
2589 | Hey! You talkin' to me? | 1.2346 | 0.05630 | 81 | 65 | 13 | 3 |
2590 | When you get down to me you won't look like yourself. | 1.2346 | 0.05630 | 81 | 65 | 13 | 3 |
2591 | Jeffrey Toobin took his dick out on a Zoom call. | 1.2346 | 0.05630 | 81 | 65 | 13 | 3 |
2592 | I've been served at a few of these, did you remember the pre-nup.... | 1.2346 | 0.05053 | 81 | 63 | 17 | 1 |
2593 | No frills wedding for plain Jane and Boring Bruce. | 1.2346 | 0.05630 | 81 | 65 | 13 | 3 |
2594 | What? You've never heard sweet talked before? | 1.2346 | 0.05630 | 81 | 65 | 13 | 3 |
2595 | Told you she’d be a no show. | 1.2346 | 0.05630 | 81 | 65 | 13 | 3 |
2596 | Eh! Shut your cake hole! | 1.2346 | 0.05898 | 81 | 66 | 11 | 4 |
2597 | Please get these two off my back! | 1.2346 | 0.05053 | 81 | 63 | 17 | 1 |
2598 | You'd better do something. People are going to think you're afraid of intimacy. | 1.2346 | 0.05053 | 81 | 63 | 17 | 1 |
2599 | Yes, I do think it makes your butt look smaller. | 1.2346 | 0.05630 | 81 | 65 | 13 | 3 |
2600 | I don't care who you are, don't come any closer without a mask. | 1.2346 | 0.05053 | 81 | 63 | 17 | 1 |
2601 | Stick with me, pal. Bridesmaids love a guy lurking around the cake. | 1.2346 | 0.06154 | 81 | 67 | 9 | 5 |
2602 | Always a Butter Cream...Never a Bride. | 1.2346 | 0.05349 | 81 | 64 | 15 | 2 |
2603 | It'll never work out. She's too good for you. | 1.2346 | 0.05349 | 81 | 64 | 15 | 2 |
2604 | One more piece of cake has just survived for Eros's sake. | 1.2346 | 0.05630 | 81 | 65 | 13 | 3 |
2605 | Not now, we're in lock-down | 1.2346 | 0.05898 | 81 | 66 | 11 | 4 |
2606 | It’s a talking cake topper! Of course their arguing; their married! What did you expect? | 1.2346 | 0.05630 | 81 | 65 | 13 | 3 |
2607 | Now that you mention it, that does look like your ex! | 1.2346 | 0.04737 | 81 | 62 | 19 | 0 |
2608 | She's not right for you, you know. | 1.2346 | 0.05349 | 81 | 64 | 15 | 2 |
2609 | On day 365 you will awaken me from a cryogenic slumber. | 1.2346 | 0.05349 | 81 | 64 | 15 | 2 |
2610 | Between you and me, my top tier is only kind of vegan. | 1.2346 | 0.05053 | 81 | 63 | 17 | 1 |
2611 | Soon you're gonna be hearing the pitter-patter of little cupcakes. | 1.2346 | 0.05898 | 81 | 66 | 11 | 4 |
2612 | Get over it. You’re just the icing on this cake. | 1.2346 | 0.05349 | 81 | 64 | 15 | 2 |
2613 | Your bride wants to have her cake and kibitz with it too. | 1.2346 | 0.05630 | 81 | 65 | 13 | 3 |
2614 | It's really about antagonistic cooperation. | 1.2346 | 0.05349 | 81 | 64 | 15 | 2 |
2615 | No, I am not gluten free but at least I’m free. | 1.2346 | 0.05053 | 81 | 63 | 17 | 1 |
2616 | ... and I never knew that cake-top figures actually moved. | 1.2346 | 0.05630 | 81 | 65 | 13 | 3 |
2617 | You’re too late dude. They found a sub. | 1.2346 | 0.05349 | 81 | 64 | 15 | 2 |
2618 | For a guy full of regret today, you're not that heavy, man | 1.2346 | 0.04034 | 81 | 64 | 15 | 1 |
2619 | Careful where you step, it’s cakes all the way down. | 1.2346 | 0.05053 | 81 | 63 | 17 | 1 |
2620 | Errm, where are the promised crèmes brûlées? | 1.2346 | 0.05630 | 81 | 65 | 13 | 3 |
2621 | Don’t worry marriage is a piece of cake | 1.2346 | 0.04737 | 81 | 62 | 19 | 0 |
2622 | Hey you! Yeah I’m talking to you, little man! What are you doing with my bride?! | 1.2346 | 0.05898 | 81 | 66 | 11 | 4 |
2623 | This is the first step into a whole new belt size... | 1.2346 | 0.05053 | 81 | 63 | 17 | 1 |
2624 | Don't look now, but there's a giant man staring at us. | 1.2346 | 0.05349 | 81 | 64 | 15 | 2 |
2625 | At that moment, the cake realized its purpose for being at the wedding. | 1.2346 | 0.05349 | 81 | 64 | 15 | 2 |
2626 | Hey! Later when I get smushed into your face. Don't take it personal? | 1.2346 | 0.04737 | 81 | 62 | 19 | 0 |
2627 | Cheer up buddy. At least you're not about to be chopped up and served with a '95 Dom. | 1.2346 | 0.05630 | 81 | 65 | 13 | 3 |
2628 | If you cut me, I’ll rip you apart | 1.2346 | 0.05349 | 81 | 64 | 15 | 2 |
2629 | Please don't assume I chose a straight wedding. Us cakes don't really have a say there | 1.2346 | 0.05053 | 81 | 63 | 17 | 1 |
2630 | You have to get really small, but the upside is lots of cake. | 1.2346 | 0.05630 | 81 | 65 | 13 | 3 |
2631 | Friend of the bride. | 1.2346 | 0.05349 | 81 | 64 | 15 | 2 |
2632 | why is there a girl on my cake | 1.2346 | 0.05053 | 81 | 63 | 17 | 1 |
2633 | You can marry me instead! | 1.2346 | 0.05349 | 81 | 64 | 15 | 2 |
2634 | I tiered up on your wedding 😢 | 1.2346 | 0.05053 | 81 | 63 | 17 | 1 |
2635 | Even with COVID, I am not a single serving. | 1.2346 | 0.05053 | 81 | 63 | 17 | 1 |
2636 | Well dave, I’m sorry and all but, does this mean I’m free to go? | 1.2346 | 0.05630 | 81 | 65 | 13 | 3 |
2637 | I told you no one would get it. | 1.2346 | 0.05630 | 81 | 65 | 13 | 3 |
2638 | She put me in here to make sure you dont have too many slices. Welcome to marriage. | 1.2346 | 0.05349 | 81 | 64 | 15 | 2 |
2639 | Before I end up in both of your faces, did the COVID test results come back yet? | 1.2346 | 0.05053 | 81 | 63 | 17 | 1 |
2640 | Actually, yes. That IS your mother. | 1.2278 | 0.05683 | 79 | 64 | 12 | 3 |
2641 | Word is she's sleeping with the miniature groom from the other bakery. | 1.2278 | 0.05079 | 79 | 62 | 16 | 1 |
2642 | Get it over with, already. | 1.2278 | 0.05390 | 79 | 63 | 14 | 2 |
2643 | You're better than a cake topper! | 1.2278 | 0.05390 | 79 | 63 | 14 | 2 |
2644 | Yes, it WAS supposed to be you, but NOOO, you had to play those damn video games all the time. | 1.2278 | 0.05683 | 79 | 64 | 12 | 3 |
2645 | Run Bobbie Run! | 1.2278 | 0.05961 | 79 | 65 | 10 | 4 |
2646 | Their going to dance next | 1.2278 | 0.05683 | 79 | 64 | 12 | 3 |
2647 | At least I'm sugar-coated and have a longer shelf life than your marriage. | 1.2278 | 0.05390 | 79 | 63 | 14 | 2 |
2648 | So what if she backed out,, I'm all yours now,,, | 1.2278 | 0.05683 | 79 | 64 | 12 | 3 |
2649 | She is not coming. She is a youtuber now. | 1.2278 | 0.05961 | 79 | 65 | 10 | 4 |
2650 | My life is pain –– kill me. | 1.2278 | 0.05961 | 79 | 65 | 10 | 4 |
2651 | Help me! I can’t feel your legs! | 1.2278 | 0.05961 | 79 | 65 | 10 | 4 |
2652 | Flys down bruh | 1.2278 | 0.05683 | 79 | 64 | 12 | 3 |
2653 | The deleted scene from American Wedding | 1.2278 | 0.05390 | 79 | 63 | 14 | 2 |
2654 | You did used to be taller than her but you sank into the top layer! (Maybe you shouldn't have any cake, if you know what I mean) | 1.2250 | 0.05329 | 80 | 64 | 14 | 2 |
2655 | Your DNA was used for an exact likeness. | 1.2237 | 0.05493 | 76 | 61 | 13 | 2 |
2656 | YOU SHRUNK MY WIFE! | 1.2237 | 0.05493 | 76 | 61 | 13 | 2 |
2657 | Small talk aside, the wedding was a cakewalk. | 1.2237 | 0.04812 | 76 | 59 | 17 | 0 |
2658 | I'm queer, Satanic, and really inappropriate for your ceremony - much less being eaten. | 1.2237 | 0.05164 | 76 | 60 | 15 | 1 |
2659 | I really wanna make this work, Mark | 1.2237 | 0.02368 | 76 | 64 | 11 | 1 |
2660 | No! Elaine! Elaine Robinson! No!!! | 1.2237 | 0.05493 | 76 | 61 | 13 | 2 |
2661 | Mom!? | 1.2237 | 0.05164 | 76 | 60 | 15 | 1 |
2662 | Come on...if your alter ego can find one... | 1.2237 | 0.05493 | 76 | 61 | 13 | 2 |
2663 | ...eat me...you must eat me... | 1.2237 | 0.05803 | 76 | 62 | 11 | 3 |
2664 | I tried to warn them, that life isn't always a piece of cake | 1.2237 | 0.04812 | 76 | 59 | 17 | 0 |
2665 | Run away now you fool, before it's too late! | 1.2237 | 0.05164 | 76 | 60 | 15 | 1 |
2666 | She's pregnant!!! | 1.2237 | 0.05493 | 76 | 61 | 13 | 2 |
2667 | Could you hand me my cell, please? It’s in tier two, between the Chantilly cream and the strawberry jam. | 1.2237 | 0.05803 | 76 | 62 | 11 | 3 |
2668 | Your slice could contain the lucky tooth! | 1.2237 | 0.05803 | 76 | 62 | 11 | 3 |
2669 | Your best man is HUGE! | 1.2237 | 0.05164 | 76 | 60 | 15 | 1 |
2670 | I guess she was serious when she said “wear a mask or else”. | 1.2237 | 0.05493 | 76 | 61 | 13 | 2 |
2671 | Yes, and when two wedding cakes love each other, they make cupcakes. Are you sure you're ready to get married? | 1.2237 | 0.05164 | 76 | 60 | 15 | 1 |
2672 | Hey! You look great. | 1.2237 | 0.05803 | 76 | 62 | 11 | 3 |
2673 | Ralph -- it's Mom, dressed as a wedding cake. | 1.2237 | 0.05493 | 76 | 61 | 13 | 2 |
2674 | You must be the father of the bride. | 1.2237 | 0.06098 | 76 | 63 | 9 | 4 |
2675 | Just remember, I warned you. | 1.2237 | 0.05493 | 76 | 61 | 13 | 2 |
2676 | They don't make her any bigger. | 1.2237 | 0.05493 | 76 | 61 | 13 | 2 |
2677 | She discovered you're acrophobic. I fear it doesn't bode well. | 1.2237 | 0.05493 | 76 | 61 | 13 | 2 |
2678 | She has a confection... she's not that fondant of you | 1.2237 | 0.05493 | 76 | 61 | 13 | 2 |
2679 | Maybe I do need a haircut after all. | 1.2237 | 0.05803 | 76 | 62 | 11 | 3 |
2680 | You want me to sit here quietly and hold you and that woman up? Eat me." | 1.2237 | 0.06098 | 76 | 63 | 9 | 4 |
2681 | Pssst buddy, you know that guy up there don't look anything like you and I think NOW would be a good time for you and me to break outta here! | 1.2237 | 0.05493 | 76 | 61 | 13 | 2 |
2682 | Life has become unbearable since we bought dad that trick photography manual. | 1.2237 | 0.05493 | 76 | 61 | 13 | 2 |
2683 | She specified walnut cake knowing you're hyper allergic - bad sign! | 1.2237 | 0.05493 | 76 | 61 | 13 | 2 |
2684 | You'll see. The lowest circle of hell. | 1.2237 | 0.05493 | 76 | 61 | 13 | 2 |
2685 | The irony is they met in the gluten-free aisle….. | 1.2237 | 0.05493 | 76 | 61 | 13 | 2 |
2686 | Dick and Jane wanted to have a small wedding. | 1.2237 | 0.05493 | 76 | 61 | 13 | 2 |
2687 | A pie would have started this marriage off on a firmer footing. | 1.2237 | 0.05493 | 76 | 61 | 13 | 2 |
2688 | I'd like to be a Diversity Cake, but you know, with the new conservative majority, you can't just let them eat cake. | 1.2237 | 0.05164 | 76 | 60 | 15 | 1 |
2689 | They're separated under the new guidelines. And remember to have the photographer bring a telephoto lens. | 1.2237 | 0.05164 | 76 | 60 | 15 | 1 |
2690 | While they were dating, he agreed to layer... | 1.2237 | 0.05164 | 76 | 60 | 15 | 1 |
2691 | Based on what I've just heard they haven't got a hope | 1.2237 | 0.05493 | 76 | 61 | 13 | 2 |
2692 | All she said was “Let him eat cake!” | 1.2237 | 0.04812 | 76 | 59 | 17 | 0 |
2693 | They’ve agreed on separate bedrooms, separate checking accounts, separate vacations, and—after two years—a trial separation. | 1.2237 | 0.05164 | 76 | 60 | 15 | 1 |
2694 | That $10,000 fine has them scared to get closer. | 1.2237 | 0.05164 | 76 | 60 | 15 | 1 |
2695 | Warning: This cake contains female sexual interest inhibitor. | 1.2237 | 0.05803 | 76 | 62 | 11 | 3 |
2696 | It's 2020. I'm filled with anxiety. | 1.2237 | 0.05164 | 76 | 60 | 15 | 1 |
2697 | She'll Zoom in soon! Socially distanced weddings result in a silly cake. | 1.2237 | 0.05164 | 76 | 60 | 15 | 1 |
2698 | Do you sometimes also feel your turn will never come? | 1.2237 | 0.06098 | 76 | 63 | 9 | 4 |
2699 | Marriage ain’t a piece of cake. Grab your Mini-Me up there and run.” | 1.2237 | 0.05493 | 76 | 61 | 13 | 2 |
2700 | We matched the haircut with a pre-quarantine photo. | 1.2237 | 0.05164 | 76 | 60 | 15 | 1 |
2701 | Wait a minute...that looks like my no-good brother Larry. | 1.2237 | 0.05493 | 76 | 61 | 13 | 2 |
2702 | Make sure you save a slice of me in the freezer so you have something to cry-eat when she takes the kids. | 1.2237 | 0.05493 | 76 | 61 | 13 | 2 |
2703 | Three-layered social distancing, but the two will become one. | 1.2237 | 0.05803 | 76 | 62 | 11 | 3 |
2704 | Go back...it’s an ambush! | 1.2237 | 0.04812 | 76 | 59 | 17 | 0 |
2705 | A word Of advice. Too sweet...and they are in your face. | 1.2237 | 0.05803 | 76 | 62 | 11 | 3 |
2706 | Did the minister say “even when a pandemic drives any of you crazy”? | 1.2237 | 0.05493 | 76 | 61 | 13 | 2 |
2707 | Hey! Your fiancé is having an affair with the baker. | 1.2237 | 0.05493 | 76 | 61 | 13 | 2 |
2708 | That was me thirty years ago on the first day of an unhappy marriage! | 1.2237 | 0.05164 | 76 | 60 | 15 | 1 |
2709 | They lied to you - they are a gay couple! | 1.2237 | 0.05803 | 76 | 62 | 11 | 3 |
2710 | Psst. I'm a wedding cake trapped in a gluten free body. | 1.2237 | 0.05493 | 76 | 61 | 13 | 2 |
2711 | you should hear what she has in mind for you! | 1.2237 | 0.05803 | 76 | 62 | 11 | 3 |
2712 | I was told I could bring a plus-one. | 1.2237 | 0.05803 | 76 | 62 | 11 | 3 |
2713 | May I just say, you’re gorgeous? It’s been a year since I’ve indulged in a shared dessert with a room full of people. | 1.2237 | 0.05493 | 76 | 61 | 13 | 2 |
2714 | I give this marriage one year - but hey, what do I know? I'm just a Talking Cake! | 1.2237 | 0.05493 | 76 | 61 | 13 | 2 |
2715 | Look, break you free they'll spare me the knife. Then, I know a couple a pies that'll connect you to the big cookie. | 1.2237 | 0.04432 | 76 | 63 | 11 | 2 |
2716 | Can't say that I blame her; he makes more dough than you. | 1.2237 | 0.05164 | 76 | 60 | 15 | 1 |
2717 | Pssst. There's an interior stairway. | 1.2237 | 0.05164 | 76 | 60 | 15 | 1 |
2718 | Sir, please. Just a little scratch... right at the top. Think I have cake lice." | 1.2237 | 0.05493 | 76 | 61 | 13 | 2 |
2719 | Well, catch a look at you! And, I thought I was the icing on the cake. | 1.2237 | 0.05164 | 76 | 60 | 15 | 1 |
2720 | You look shocked,but I think I can put you at ease - the frosting is buttercream. | 1.2237 | 0.05803 | 76 | 62 | 11 | 3 |
2721 | The years stack up layer after shrinking layer, until eventually you’re trapped, only to be cut to pieces by those you love most. Mazel tov! | 1.2237 | 0.05164 | 76 | 60 | 15 | 1 |
2722 | You're next,cake face | 1.2237 | 0.05493 | 76 | 61 | 13 | 2 |
2723 | I'm sorry but there would have been an extra charge for same-sex figures. | 1.2237 | 0.05803 | 76 | 62 | 11 | 3 |
2724 | Psst, she preferred the guy before you, but you'll do for now. | 1.2237 | 0.05493 | 76 | 61 | 13 | 2 |
2725 | Three tiers is so de rigeur! | 1.2237 | 0.05493 | 76 | 61 | 13 | 2 |
2726 | Cake and eat it too.do you know how much that cake cost!! | 1.2237 | 0.05164 | 76 | 60 | 15 | 1 |
2727 | Hi ho the derrio the Groom Stands Alone | 1.2237 | 0.05493 | 76 |