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Name | Value |
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Submission deadline | 2020-11-22T20:12:00.000Z |
Voting started | - |
Voting ended | 2020-12-06T20:14:00.000Z |
Finalists announced | 2020-11-30T20:13:00.000Z |
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued | December 7, 2020 |
Number of captions | 7390 |
Number of responses | 840412 |
Number of participants | - |
In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.
Rank | Caption | Mean | Precision | Total votes | "Unfunny" votes | "Somewhat funny" votes | "Funny" votes |
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0 | This your last chance to come clean. | 2.1391 | 0.00713 | 10324 | 2143 | 4624 | 3557 |
1 | Boss is makin' us work from home now. | 2.0138 | 0.00776 | 10388 | 3212 | 3833 | 3343 |
2 | Stop fighting it kid, everyone eventually sings in the shower. | 2.0091 | 0.00787 | 9710 | 2911 | 3813 | 2986 |
3 | I’m gonna ask you one more time; then I’m gonna flush the toilet. | 1.9637 | 0.00847 | 9156 | 3198 | 3099 | 2859 |
4 | Normally, I’d dump you in the East River, but it’s not safe to leave the house. | 1.9633 | 0.01112 | 4802 | 1517 | 1944 | 1341 |
5 | I figure you got about thirty seconds of hot water left - so start talking. | 1.8713 | 0.02500 | 917 | 329 | 377 | 211 |
6 | Why didn’t you go BEFORE I tied you up? | 1.8565 | 0.00902 | 7273 | 2788 | 2756 | 1729 |
7 | You think this is bad, I had to do the last guy via Zoom. | 1.8190 | 0.01071 | 5576 | 2392 | 1806 | 1378 |
8 | Yeah. My first day. Why? | 1.8172 | 0.01378 | 3178 | 1302 | 1155 | 721 |
9 | We're stayin' right here 'till you come clean. | 1.7877 | 0.01111 | 4419 | 1773 | 1811 | 835 |
10 | Piers are closed, Benny. It is what it is. | 1.7813 | 0.01160 | 4308 | 1823 | 1604 | 881 |
11 | For the last time, I'm sure that I'm six feet away. | 1.7740 | 0.01248 | 3765 | 1626 | 1364 | 775 |
12 | People don't realize how hard it is to Work From Home in my profession. | 1.7700 | 0.00856 | 7983 | 3485 | 2857 | 1641 |
13 | ...Nobody likes a dirty rat. | 1.7649 | 0.02336 | 1072 | 469 | 386 | 217 |
14 | The boss started me in money laundering, but I'm more of a people person. | 1.7594 | 0.01170 | 4314 | 1947 | 1470 | 897 |
15 | Tell me where your stash of toilet paper is and nobody gets hurt. | 1.7523 | 0.01069 | 5015 | 2232 | 1801 | 982 |
16 | You ain’t gonna be so tough when the hot water runs out. | 1.7412 | 0.01012 | 4966 | 2090 | 2078 | 798 |
17 | It's shower curtains for you, pal. | 1.7391 | 0.01299 | 3492 | 1603 | 1197 | 692 |
18 | The boss is giving you one last chance to come clean. | 1.7338 | 0.00985 | 5379 | 2336 | 2149 | 894 |
19 | You think you’re in hot water now, just wait till I flush the toilet. | 1.7311 | 0.01178 | 3827 | 1669 | 1518 | 640 |
20 | How did you know Giuliani sent me? | 1.7266 | 0.01987 | 1646 | 821 | 454 | 371 |
21 | Of course I know you won't drown. But your downstairs neighbor is going to kill you! | 1.7207 | 0.02221 | 1117 | 507 | 415 | 195 |
22 | All right, start singing | 1.7155 | 0.01499 | 2415 | 1096 | 910 | 409 |
23 | Talk or I flush. | 1.7106 | 0.02127 | 1244 | 582 | 440 | 222 |
24 | You'll be sleeping with the rubber duckies. | 1.7041 | 0.02387 | 1014 | 487 | 340 | 187 |
25 | Yes, I did work in the Trump administration,why do you ask? | 1.6926 | 0.02585 | 963 | 503 | 253 | 207 |
26 | Sing. | 1.6908 | 0.01174 | 4272 | 2133 | 1331 | 808 |
27 | The EPA says we can't drop you in the river. | 1.6869 | 0.01153 | 4130 | 1989 | 1448 | 693 |
28 | It's not cruel, but it is unusual. | 1.6741 | 0.01656 | 1982 | 975 | 683 | 324 |
29 | Gotta prove to the boss I can be just as productive from home. | 1.6630 | 0.01439 | 2564 | 1258 | 912 | 394 |
30 | Let me know if the smoke bothers you. | 1.6518 | 0.01564 | 2306 | 1191 | 727 | 388 |
31 | Turns out we have to quarantine you for 14 days before we can dump you in the East River. | 1.6509 | 0.01467 | 2578 | 1357 | 778 | 443 |
32 | It ain't the East River, Carl, but we gotta respect Cuomo's stay-at-home order." | 1.6424 | 0.02968 | 604 | 307 | 206 | 91 |
33 | Tied up, check. Cement shoes, check. Get him wet, check...followed the instructions yet I feel like something is missing... | 1.6356 | 0.02575 | 837 | 440 | 262 | 135 |
34 | Soon you'll be sleeping with the rubber duckies, pal. | 1.6271 | 0.01756 | 1759 | 927 | 561 | 271 |
35 | Everyone's brave until they get soap in their eye. | 1.6257 | 0.01743 | 1659 | 867 | 555 | 237 |
36 | Followin' orders. Boss said put your feet in cement and get you wet. | 1.6237 | 0.02119 | 1148 | 593 | 394 | 161 |
37 | We don't want you to die, just come clean. | 1.6209 | 0.01785 | 1609 | 833 | 553 | 223 |
38 | Don't make me use the rubber ducky | 1.6195 | 0.01870 | 1598 | 866 | 474 | 258 |
39 | And your brudda is gonna be sleepin' with the dishes tonight. | 1.6178 | 0.02227 | 1091 | 583 | 342 | 166 |
40 | What do you mean "Is this my first job?" | 1.6144 | 0.01948 | 1403 | 748 | 448 | 207 |
41 | I'm gonna ask you one last time...where's the toilet paper? | 1.6113 | 0.01976 | 1402 | 762 | 423 | 217 |
42 | Look, Cuomo has the docks closed off, I'm trying my best here. | 1.6112 | 0.01890 | 1425 | 747 | 485 | 193 |
43 | Are you gonna talk? ...or do you want me to flush the toilet again. | 1.6054 | 0.02062 | 1328 | 740 | 372 | 216 |
44 | Sorry, pal. The boss wants us to work from home. | 1.6023 | 0.01975 | 1217 | 627 | 447 | 143 |
45 | Yup, like everyone else, I am working from home. | 1.5955 | 0.02504 | 843 | 462 | 260 | 121 |
46 | Rudy already works for us. Pick another lawyer." | 1.5944 | 0.02918 | 683 | 393 | 174 | 116 |
47 | This is an inside job… See? | 1.5941 | 0.03266 | 510 | 284 | 149 | 77 |
48 | It really makes no difference what I write, because no matter how clever the caption I submit, I never find it in the competition, even after scrolling through several hundred entries. What kind of scam is this, anyway? | 1.5927 | 0.02608 | 1009 | 635 | 150 | 224 |
49 | Welcome to the Wetness Protection Program | 1.5923 | 0.02312 | 1084 | 625 | 276 | 183 |
50 | Hey, do I show up where you work and tell you how to do your job? | 1.5922 | 0.02210 | 1047 | 568 | 338 | 141 |
51 | The EPA says we can't just dump you right into the river anymore. | 1.5916 | 0.02221 | 1075 | 594 | 326 | 155 |
52 | You’re gonna die when you get the water bill. | 1.5904 | 0.02903 | 603 | 327 | 196 | 80 |
53 | You're goin' to sleep with the duckies. | 1.5893 | 0.02190 | 1064 | 607 | 298 | 159 |
54 | Then again, maybe this won’t look like an accident. | 1.5888 | 0.02799 | 681 | 379 | 203 | 99 |
55 | A mask doesn’t sound so bad now, does it? | 1.5852 | 0.02385 | 957 | 541 | 272 | 144 |
56 | Your wife sent me. Said you hadn’t showered and changed out of your pajamas since March. | 1.5848 | 0.02498 | 920 | 534 | 234 | 152 |
57 | Hey, I don't tell you how to do your job. | 1.5762 | 0.03207 | 512 | 289 | 151 | 72 |
58 | You're lucky I'm working from home. | 1.5726 | 0.02504 | 847 | 493 | 227 | 127 |
59 | I hope I got this right. Boss said this is my last chance. Cement, rope, under water...yup I think I got it this time! | 1.5723 | 0.02544 | 844 | 488 | 229 | 127 |
60 | This is just what happens when you don’t use the Oxford comma, Jimmy. I don’t make the rules. | 1.5711 | 0.02533 | 837 | 481 | 234 | 122 |
61 | In a few hours your downstairs neighbors will kill ya for me | 1.5672 | 0.02518 | 804 | 454 | 244 | 106 |
62 | Come clean, or it’s curtains. | 1.5660 | 0.02570 | 788 | 450 | 230 | 108 |
63 | Start talking, or I'll flush the toilet. | 1.5620 | 0.02514 | 758 | 420 | 250 | 88 |
64 | Any last words before I flush? | 1.5616 | 0.02458 | 755 | 410 | 266 | 79 |
65 | I hope we addressed satisfactorily the water pressure complaint in your hotel online review | 1.5613 | 0.02697 | 750 | 441 | 197 | 112 |
66 | Are you gonna talk, or am I gonna have to flush the toilet again? | 1.5613 | 0.02684 | 750 | 439 | 201 | 110 |
67 | They said make it a clean kill | 1.5605 | 0.02556 | 744 | 416 | 239 | 89 |
68 | Don't get too comfortable. This is just until the East River thaws. | 1.5602 | 0.02837 | 598 | 333 | 195 | 70 |
69 | Tell us where the toilet paper is and no one gets hurt” | 1.5592 | 0.02637 | 735 | 421 | 217 | 97 |
70 | You'd better come clean! | 1.5559 | 0.02581 | 707 | 393 | 235 | 79 |
71 | You’re gonna come clean. | 1.5557 | 0.02639 | 700 | 395 | 221 | 84 |
72 | The shower curtain goes inside the tub. | 1.5554 | 0.02490 | 704 | 407 | 214 | 83 |
73 | I really miss the good old days before quarantine when you could go out to the docks, feel the fresh breeze, and dispose of a body in peace... | 1.5552 | 0.02943 | 616 | 362 | 166 | 88 |
74 | Do's to environmental regulations, we gotta give you a shower before we's dumps you in da river. | 1.5548 | 0.02688 | 694 | 397 | 209 | 88 |
75 | Secondhand smoke is the least of your worries. | 1.5543 | 0.02643 | 682 | 382 | 222 | 78 |
76 | ‘Hey, you got lucky. Your wise guy buddy in the kitchen is sleeping with the dishes.’ | 1.5541 | 0.02767 | 693 | 407 | 188 | 98 |
77 | If anyone knocks tell them you’re stuck in the shower. | 1.5531 | 0.02701 | 687 | 394 | 206 | 87 |
78 | We're sending you to the Great Bed, Bath , and Beyond | 1.5526 | 0.02954 | 646 | 391 | 153 | 102 |
79 | You’d be surprised how many people die in the tub...so yeah it’ll look like an accident | 1.5521 | 0.02698 | 672 | 382 | 209 | 81 |
80 | Are you ready to come clean? | 1.5511 | 0.02623 | 666 | 369 | 227 | 70 |
81 | Netflix password and this all goes away... | 1.5510 | 0.02852 | 637 | 372 | 179 | 86 |
82 | Alright, now sing! | 1.5509 | 0.02660 | 668 | 375 | 218 | 75 |
83 | Ever since COVID, we've had to improvise. | 1.5489 | 0.02729 | 634 | 357 | 206 | 71 |
84 | The EPA has strict rules about what we can dump in the ocean. | 1.5478 | 0.02782 | 648 | 375 | 191 | 82 |
85 | Wait, did he tell me to “Toss the money and launder the guy or toss the guy and launder the money?” | 1.5459 | 0.02522 | 621 | 355 | 204 | 62 |
86 | Tonight you'll be sleeping with the rubber duckies | 1.5450 | 0.02788 | 622 | 356 | 193 | 73 |
87 | Next time you’ll read the fine print before purchasing an “escape room experience” on Groupon. | 1.5450 | 0.03000 | 611 | 370 | 149 | 92 |
88 | Prepare to sleep with the rubber duckies. | 1.5404 | 0.02807 | 594 | 338 | 191 | 65 |
89 | We have your ducky--and he's talking. | 1.5399 | 0.02895 | 589 | 343 | 174 | 72 |
90 | Ironically, this is the dry run | 1.5399 | 0.02935 | 589 | 347 | 166 | 76 |
91 | Don't make me flush the toilet, pal. | 1.5396 | 0.02821 | 593 | 339 | 188 | 66 |
92 | The Boss needs you to come clean. | 1.5385 | 0.02870 | 585 | 338 | 179 | 68 |
93 | You should consider yourself lucky. The last guy only had a bidet in his bathroom. | 1.5371 | 0.03058 | 553 | 330 | 149 | 74 |
94 | Are you ready to talk now or should I flush the toilet again? | 1.5366 | 0.02837 | 574 | 327 | 186 | 61 |
95 | Talk... then we'll see about conditioner. | 1.5362 | 0.02863 | 567 | 324 | 182 | 61 |
96 | The boss said to give you cement overshoes and then a bath. | 1.5353 | 0.02974 | 566 | 334 | 161 | 71 |
97 | I don't have to. Your neighbor downstairs is going to kill you. | 1.5327 | 0.03115 | 550 | 335 | 137 | 78 |
98 | The boss said to make it look like an accident. | 1.5320 | 0.03085 | 547 | 330 | 143 | 74 |
99 | Yes, this is the first time I've done this. Why do you ask? | 1.5320 | 0.02974 | 547 | 320 | 163 | 64 |
100 | I hate working from home | 1.5316 | 0.02906 | 538 | 307 | 176 | 55 |
101 | All he said was feet in cement and get him wet. | 1.5316 | 0.02953 | 538 | 311 | 168 | 59 |
102 | This can all end when you agree the mask goes over the nose. | 1.5301 | 0.03151 | 532 | 324 | 134 | 74 |
103 | These COVID lockdown orders make us improvise | 1.5295 | 0.03056 | 508 | 296 | 155 | 57 |
104 | Do I come to your office and tell you how to do your job? | 1.5293 | 0.02954 | 529 | 305 | 168 | 56 |
105 | Be a shame if somebody flushed the toilet. | 1.5286 | 0.03060 | 524 | 310 | 151 | 63 |
106 | Tell me again who won the election? | 1.5278 | 0.03295 | 485 | 296 | 122 | 67 |
107 | It's not the same since the EPA stopped letting us use the harbor. | 1.5256 | 0.03181 | 508 | 308 | 133 | 67 |
108 | Trust me—you’ll come clean. | 1.5253 | 0.03105 | 514 | 307 | 144 | 63 |
109 | I’m not gonna kill ya. The downstairs neighbors will. | 1.5248 | 0.03038 | 505 | 297 | 152 | 56 |
110 | It's part of our new Green Initiative to stop dumping dead bodies in the East River. | 1.5231 | 0.03235 | 497 | 307 | 122 | 68 |
111 | Maybe not, but you will get all wrinkly. | 1.5215 | 0.02981 | 489 | 289 | 149 | 51 |
112 | It'd be a shame if somebody were to, say, flush the toilet. | 1.5206 | 0.03036 | 486 | 281 | 157 | 48 |
113 | OK, maybe I didn't think this through. | 1.5202 | 0.03135 | 471 | 276 | 145 | 50 |
114 | Now talk or we splash soap in your eyes. | 1.5198 | 0.03211 | 481 | 290 | 132 | 59 |
115 | Talk, or you'll be sleepin' wit da rubber duckies | 1.5189 | 0.03181 | 476 | 284 | 137 | 55 |
116 | We knew there was a leak. | 1.5180 | 0.03182 | 473 | 282 | 137 | 54 |
117 | So, still have the hiccups? | 1.5162 | 0.03333 | 463 | 285 | 117 | 61 |
118 | CDC says we can’t do it that way no more. | 1.5161 | 0.03237 | 465 | 280 | 130 | 55 |
119 | The boss said to rub you out. Where's the loofah? | 1.5157 | 0.03325 | 446 | 270 | 122 | 54 |
120 | Suddenly Frank realized he was in hot water. | 1.5152 | 0.03224 | 462 | 277 | 132 | 53 |
121 | Think of this as a warning. A very confusing warning. | 1.5143 | 0.03246 | 455 | 273 | 130 | 52 |
122 | We're all improvising these days. | 1.5142 | 0.02755 | 457 | 276 | 140 | 41 |
123 | You somewhat-less-dirty rat… | 1.5133 | 0.03116 | 452 | 270 | 135 | 47 |
124 | Wadda ya mean you hafta go to the bathroom? | 1.5133 | 0.03217 | 452 | 269 | 134 | 49 |
125 | What part of staying at home and washing your hands did you not understand? | 1.5133 | 0.03247 | 452 | 271 | 130 | 51 |
126 | Ok, I’m going to ask you AGAIN, did you sell that hair dye to Mr Giuliani? | 1.5133 | 0.03536 | 452 | 291 | 90 | 71 |
127 | Sorry about this, the EPA says we can't throw people into the bay anymore. | 1.5123 | 0.03228 | 447 | 266 | 133 | 48 |
128 | Well, the boss is just not that mad. | 1.5115 | 0.03378 | 434 | 265 | 116 | 53 |
129 | Rudy Giuliani arranged the venue. | 1.5092 | 0.03636 | 434 | 283 | 81 | 70 |
130 | We would very much appreciate your vote in the Senate runoff election. | 1.5059 | 0.03476 | 423 | 264 | 104 | 55 |
131 | Very dramatic. Your mom and I are still kicking you out. | 1.5036 | 0.03257 | 411 | 257 | 107 | 47 |
132 | The boss said, "Make it a clean hit." | 1.5036 | 0.03317 | 413 | 247 | 124 | 42 |
133 | We’re all doing things different this year. | 1.5036 | 0.03341 | 415 | 250 | 121 | 44 |
134 | This is your last chance to come clean, Bobby! | 1.5026 | 0.03485 | 386 | 234 | 110 | 42 |
135 | Yea, but you’re not in the wetness protection program, are ya? | 1.5025 | 0.03356 | 408 | 258 | 100 | 50 |
136 | Don't make me turn the water cold. | 1.5025 | 0.03218 | 408 | 238 | 135 | 35 |
137 | It's either this or you have to relive 2020. | 1.5024 | 0.03496 | 412 | 257 | 103 | 52 |
138 | I'm gonna ask you one more time; how many people did you invite over for Thanksgiving? | 1.5024 | 0.03613 | 412 | 264 | 89 | 59 |
139 | The New York mob, they've got the Hudson River, the Chicago outfit have Lake Michigan... here in West Texas we have to work within our limitations. | 1.5000 | 0.03540 | 400 | 250 | 100 | 50 |
140 | Next time you’ll be swimming with the dishes | 1.5000 | 0.03593 | 400 | 253 | 94 | 53 |
141 | No, not the Irish mob. The Irish Spring mob. | 1.5000 | 0.03401 | 402 | 244 | 115 | 43 |
142 | Yer in big trouble, but not in deep trouble. | 1.5000 | 0.03313 | 390 | 237 | 114 | 39 |
143 | With these old pipes, you'll be full of lead in no time | 1.5000 | 0.03260 | 404 | 248 | 114 | 42 |
144 | Okay wiseguy, time to come clean. | 1.5000 | 0.03414 | 400 | 243 | 114 | 43 |
145 | This is your last and best chance to come clean. | 1.4974 | 0.03539 | 392 | 244 | 101 | 47 |
146 | Anyway, you get the idea. | 1.4974 | 0.03465 | 392 | 240 | 109 | 43 |
147 | I may not have thought this through. | 1.4974 | 0.03576 | 392 | 246 | 97 | 49 |
148 | Just following my orders: put his feet in cement and get him wet. | 1.4961 | 0.03472 | 385 | 235 | 109 | 41 |
149 | You think this is bad, just wait 'til the hot water runs out. . . . | 1.4961 | 0.03413 | 385 | 232 | 115 | 38 |
150 | A few more minutes and you'll be sleeping with the duckies | 1.4948 | 0.03518 | 384 | 237 | 104 | 43 |
151 | In a little while your downstairs neighbor is gonna come up here and finish you off. | 1.4933 | 0.03580 | 375 | 233 | 99 | 43 |
152 | Joey's gonna keep flushing the toilet till we hear an answer we like | 1.4919 | 0.03641 | 372 | 234 | 93 | 45 |
153 | We don’t throw people in the East River anymore, the ecosystem is just too delicate. | 1.4919 | 0.03520 | 372 | 228 | 105 | 39 |
154 | Naw we ain't gonna kill ya. But good luck getting your damage deposit back! | 1.4906 | 0.03492 | 373 | 228 | 107 | 38 |
155 | Tonight you are going to sleep with the rubber duckies | 1.4891 | 0.03562 | 366 | 226 | 101 | 39 |
156 | Talk or I'll flush the toilet. | 1.4890 | 0.03654 | 362 | 227 | 93 | 42 |
157 | Tonight...you sleep with the duckies. | 1.4890 | 0.03612 | 362 | 225 | 97 | 40 |
158 | Get talking or I flush the toilet. | 1.4860 | 0.03501 | 356 | 216 | 107 | 33 |
159 | You’re lucky we’re quarantined or you’d be in the East River right now. | 1.4859 | 0.03583 | 354 | 218 | 100 | 36 |
160 | You may as well talk, Waldo. Nobody's asking where you are anymore. | 1.4857 | 0.03724 | 350 | 221 | 88 | 41 |
161 | I don't know what you did, kid, but somebody wants you extra wrinkly. | 1.4843 | 0.03582 | 351 | 216 | 100 | 35 |
162 | The mob has ethical standards kid. We’re not going to add to the pollution in the Hudson. | 1.4837 | 0.03714 | 337 | 210 | 91 | 36 |
163 | Here's your chance to come clean before it's too late, buddy. | 1.4809 | 0.03538 | 341 | 207 | 104 | 30 |
164 | Rope, water, cement. Why ain’t this workin? | 1.4809 | 0.03728 | 341 | 215 | 88 | 38 |
165 | You're a dead man when the landlord sees the water bill | 1.4809 | 0.03658 | 341 | 212 | 94 | 35 |
166 | The boss says I should maybe make it look like an accident. | 1.4807 | 0.03665 | 337 | 209 | 94 | 34 |
167 | Call Tony. I know we’re not s’posed to go outside, but this ain’t gonna work | 1.4792 | 0.03575 | 336 | 205 | 101 | 30 |
168 | The boss is green alright. We don't throw nuthin' in the harbor unless it's clean. | 1.4789 | 0.03754 | 332 | 209 | 87 | 36 |
169 | We can either do this easy way or I can take out the loofah. | 1.4783 | 0.05716 | 161 | 106 | 33 | 22 |
170 | You'll sleep with the dishes. | 1.4773 | 0.03688 | 331 | 206 | 92 | 33 |
171 | You're gonna swim with the rubber duckies. | 1.4773 | 0.03858 | 331 | 213 | 78 | 40 |
172 | You’re in hot water, kid | 1.4773 | 0.03737 | 331 | 208 | 88 | 35 |
173 | Everyone's job was easier before quarantine. | 1.4772 | 0.03512 | 329 | 200 | 102 | 27 |
174 | Ready to sing? | 1.4772 | 0.03405 | 329 | 206 | 94 | 29 |
175 | Tough guy, eh? You'll start singing when the hot water runs out. They all do. | 1.4771 | 0.03644 | 327 | 201 | 96 | 30 |
176 | We are giving you a second chance to come clean. | 1.4755 | 0.03652 | 326 | 201 | 95 | 30 |
177 | I'm still ironing out the kinks of this work-from-home thing. | 1.4753 | 0.03589 | 324 | 197 | 100 | 27 |
178 | I’ll ask you again, did you vote in Michigan? | 1.4753 | 0.04040 | 324 | 215 | 64 | 45 |
179 | I really need to do something about my work-from-home setup. | 1.4735 | 0.03718 | 321 | 200 | 90 | 31 |
180 | You gonna talk or do I have to turn on the cold water? | 1.4734 | 0.03461 | 319 | 199 | 93 | 27 |
181 | We don't use the river anymore...bad for the environment. | 1.4732 | 0.03831 | 317 | 201 | 82 | 34 |
182 | Start talking or I start a load of laundry. | 1.4723 | 0.03727 | 307 | 189 | 91 | 27 |
183 | And if there's a next time, you'll really be in deep water. | 1.4713 | 0.03668 | 314 | 193 | 94 | 27 |
184 | I'm taking over now. Marty don't understand too much what 'clean up the evidence' means. | 1.4713 | 0.03857 | 314 | 200 | 80 | 34 |
185 | I specialize in inside jobs. | 1.4712 | 0.03571 | 312 | 188 | 101 | 23 |
186 | Don't make me flush the toilet again. | 1.4694 | 0.04049 | 294 | 190 | 70 | 34 |
187 | As soon as you admit you saw election fraud you're a free man | 1.4691 | 0.03839 | 307 | 194 | 82 | 31 |
188 | Won't kill you? Wait until you get the utility bill. | 1.4691 | 0.03839 | 307 | 194 | 82 | 31 |
189 | -Try not to get any water on the floor. My wife hates that. | 1.4691 | 0.03894 | 307 | 196 | 78 | 33 |
190 | Boss said 'make him sing' and word on the street is bathrooms got the best acoustics. | 1.4678 | 0.03454 | 295 | 187 | 84 | 24 |
191 | You call this a soaking tub? | 1.4649 | 0.04243 | 299 | 208 | 45 | 46 |
192 | Oh, you'll talk..when the hot water goes..trust me they all do. | 1.4649 | 0.03825 | 299 | 188 | 83 | 28 |
193 | This is just until the shelter-at-home order is lifted. | 1.4649 | 0.03736 | 299 | 185 | 89 | 25 |
194 | Concede. | 1.4649 | 0.03969 | 299 | 193 | 73 | 33 |
195 | You're right. I'm not the brains of the operation. | 1.4646 | 0.03754 | 297 | 184 | 88 | 25 |
196 | Look, my options are limited in lockdown, ok? | 1.4642 | 0.04000 | 293 | 189 | 72 | 32 |
197 | Yeah, soon you'll be sleeping with the rubber duckies. | 1.4623 | 0.03736 | 292 | 180 | 89 | 23 |
198 | This 'showerboarding' doesn't seem to be working! | 1.4623 | 0.03920 | 292 | 186 | 77 | 29 |
199 | You're in real hot water now, Bub! | 1.4623 | 0.03608 | 292 | 191 | 73 | 28 |
200 | One way or another, you're going to come clean. | 1.4623 | 0.03950 | 292 | 187 | 75 | 30 |
201 | The East River is currently filled to capacity, but you're third on the waitlist. | 1.4623 | 0.03844 | 292 | 186 | 78 | 28 |
202 | I’m gonna go get the fishes | 1.4623 | 0.03767 | 292 | 186 | 79 | 27 |
203 | This is just a dress rehearsal" | 1.4621 | 0.03785 | 290 | 180 | 86 | 24 |
204 | Work from home they said | 1.4621 | 0.03970 | 290 | 186 | 74 | 30 |
205 | You're bound to come clean now. | 1.4599 | 0.03907 | 287 | 182 | 78 | 27 |
206 | You better come clean you dirty rat. | 1.4599 | 0.03907 | 287 | 182 | 78 | 27 |
207 | Remember buddy, you're in Flint, Michigan! | 1.4599 | 0.03999 | 287 | 185 | 72 | 30 |
208 | You’ll come clean. They always do. | 1.4599 | 0.03844 | 287 | 180 | 82 | 25 |
209 | Start talkin', pal, or you're gonna sleep with the rubber duckies. | 1.4596 | 0.04050 | 285 | 185 | 69 | 31 |
210 | Soon as the pandemic's over, it's back to the pier. | 1.4596 | 0.03863 | 285 | 179 | 81 | 25 |
211 | Due to budget and staff cutbacks, we only have time to deep-two you. | 1.4596 | 0.04050 | 285 | 185 | 69 | 31 |
212 | This'll have to do until quarantine's over. | 1.4596 | 0.03926 | 285 | 181 | 77 | 27 |
213 | I eliminate bathtub scum. | 1.4596 | 0.03700 | 285 | 179 | 83 | 23 |
214 | The tub looked deeper in the pictures. | 1.4596 | 0.03799 | 285 | 182 | 77 | 26 |
215 | It was either this or sleeping with the dishes. | 1.4594 | 0.03817 | 283 | 176 | 84 | 23 |
216 | Giuliani said he needs more dead voters. | 1.4571 | 0.03976 | 280 | 179 | 74 | 27 |
217 | I didn't want to have to do this but you haven't showered since the start of the quarantine. | 1.4568 | 0.04029 | 278 | 179 | 71 | 28 |
218 | Gimme a name and I turn on the warm water. | 1.4568 | 0.03692 | 278 | 169 | 91 | 18 |
219 | Are ya gunna talk or am I gunna have to flush the toilet? | 1.4568 | 0.04061 | 278 | 180 | 69 | 29 |
220 | When the stay-at-home order is lifted, you're in big trouble. | 1.4545 | 0.04060 | 275 | 178 | 69 | 28 |
221 | Yeah, you deserve better, but we've been ordered to shelter at home. | 1.4545 | 0.03893 | 275 | 173 | 79 | 23 |
222 | My orders aren’t to kill you – just run up your water bill.” | 1.4542 | 0.04048 | 273 | 176 | 70 | 27 |
223 | If it wasn't for COVID, you'd be in da East River right now. | 1.4542 | 0.04048 | 273 | 176 | 70 | 27 |
224 | This is gonna have to do until the lockdown's over. | 1.4542 | 0.04048 | 273 | 176 | 70 | 27 |
225 | We can either do this the soft water or hard water way. | 1.4542 | 0.04015 | 273 | 175 | 72 | 26 |
226 | Typically, I’d dump ya in the Hudson. But tonight’s The Bachelorette finale. | 1.4542 | 0.04147 | 273 | 179 | 64 | 30 |
227 | Start talkin’ or I get the loofah. | 1.4542 | 0.04048 | 273 | 176 | 70 | 27 |
228 | I will pull it around. It's curtains for you. | 1.4519 | 0.04180 | 270 | 178 | 62 | 30 |
229 | Next time put the curtain in the tub, ya hear? | 1.4519 | 0.04046 | 270 | 174 | 70 | 26 |
230 | 'You are waitlisted for the East River.' | 1.4519 | 0.04011 | 270 | 173 | 72 | 25 |
231 | Boss told me to make it look like a suicide. | 1.4515 | 0.04067 | 268 | 173 | 69 | 26 |
232 | The stay-at-home order is killing my business. | 1.4515 | 0.03892 | 268 | 168 | 79 | 21 |
233 | If da tub spills, before you do, Vinny, there'll be hell to pay. | 1.4515 | 0.03837 | 268 | 169 | 78 | 21 |
234 | The boss demands you come clean or else. | 1.4515 | 0.03927 | 268 | 169 | 77 | 22 |
235 | You're just lucky I'm working from home. | 1.4515 | 0.04033 | 268 | 172 | 71 | 25 |
236 | Ya shoulda told me that you needed to go tinkle before the cement hardened. | 1.4511 | 0.03875 | 266 | 166 | 80 | 20 |
237 | Stay at home orders, you know. | 1.4508 | 0.04041 | 264 | 169 | 71 | 24 |
238 | Where did you hide the 14.543 votes | 1.4508 | 0.04215 | 264 | 174 | 61 | 29 |
239 | Well, they get what they paid for. | 1.4508 | 0.04076 | 264 | 170 | 69 | 25 |
240 | Lucky for you the river's frozen over. | 1.4494 | 0.04008 | 267 | 171 | 72 | 24 |
241 | God, I hate working from home. | 1.4494 | 0.03901 | 267 | 168 | 78 | 21 |
242 | Look. I'm 6' away. What're you worried about? | 1.4494 | 0.03937 | 267 | 169 | 76 | 22 |
243 | It's not easy being a mobster in Kansas. | 1.4494 | 0.04312 | 267 | 180 | 54 | 33 |
244 | The real crime here is that low flow shower head. | 1.4494 | 0.04043 | 267 | 172 | 70 | 25 |
245 | Really? You're asking me to smoke outside? | 1.4494 | 0.03901 | 267 | 168 | 78 | 21 |
246 | Next time you will remember to tuck the shower curtain into the tub. | 1.4487 | 0.03942 | 263 | 166 | 76 | 21 |
247 | It’s time to come clean! | 1.4487 | 0.04226 | 263 | 174 | 60 | 29 |
248 | Boss says next time it won't be the low-flow shower head | 1.4487 | 0.03867 | 263 | 164 | 80 | 19 |
249 | If you don't talk now your water bill this month is going to be astronomical. | 1.4487 | 0.04086 | 263 | 170 | 68 | 25 |
250 | Your mother says she'll stop it if you agree to move out. | 1.4483 | 0.04109 | 261 | 169 | 67 | 25 |
251 | The boss said, “Put his feet in cement, and let him get wet. Then it’s curtains for the kid.” | 1.4483 | 0.04109 | 261 | 169 | 67 | 25 |
252 | For the last time, where did you hide the toilet paper? | 1.4483 | 0.03981 | 261 | 168 | 70 | 23 |
253 | Note the irony that it's a freestanding tub. | 1.4483 | 0.04144 | 261 | 170 | 65 | 26 |
254 | You're right. I did say you need to come clean. | 1.4483 | 0.03963 | 261 | 165 | 75 | 21 |
255 | And I’m going to keep you there until your fingertips get wrinkled, tough guy. | 1.4483 | 0.04000 | 261 | 166 | 73 | 22 |
256 | Hey, pal. I don't question Mr. Giuliani's orders,I just follow them. | 1.4462 | 0.04190 | 260 | 171 | 62 | 27 |
257 | Look, guy, I'd feel more comfortable if we both wore masks. | 1.4453 | 0.04201 | 256 | 168 | 62 | 26 |
258 | Next time it'll be a Jacuzzi with a toaster thrown in. | 1.4453 | 0.04128 | 256 | 166 | 66 | 24 |
259 | You'll be swimming with the fish toys tonight | 1.4453 | 0.04165 | 256 | 167 | 64 | 25 |
260 | So I says to the boss, I says, 'Movin' away from the coast is gonna cause issues we don't even realize yet,' but he never listens... | 1.4453 | 0.04380 | 256 | 173 | 52 | 31 |
261 | Sorry pal, but EPA now says we have to wash you before we can dump you in the East River. | 1.4453 | 0.04015 | 256 | 163 | 72 | 21 |
262 | You sleep with the duckies | 1.4453 | 0.04128 | 256 | 166 | 66 | 24 |
263 | It ain't even real cement anymore, just styrofoam and stucco. Bricks without straw, I tell ya. Everything's about shareholder profits these days, even in the torture business. But you know what really suffers? Quality. | 1.4453 | 0.04309 | 256 | 171 | 56 | 29 |
264 | Da Boss wants it to look like an accident. | 1.4435 | 0.03708 | 248 | 162 | 67 | 19 |
265 | We need to clean you first before dumping you in the ocean. We’re environmentalists. | 1.4435 | 0.04411 | 248 | 167 | 52 | 29 |
266 | Yes, this is my first hitman job. Why do you ask? | 1.4435 | 0.04261 | 248 | 163 | 60 | 25 |
267 | Cause Fauci said so, that's why. | 1.4431 | 0.04392 | 255 | 173 | 51 | 31 |
268 | Without your shirt and hat, ain't nobody gonna find you now, Waldo. | 1.4422 | 0.04444 | 251 | 171 | 49 | 31 |
269 | Do you mind? The cigarette? | 1.4422 | 0.04108 | 251 | 162 | 67 | 22 |
270 | HBO’s newest spinoff: The Soapranos | 1.4418 | 0.04360 | 249 | 167 | 54 | 28 |
271 | Keep lying to me and I’ll flush the toilet. | 1.4418 | 0.04131 | 249 | 161 | 66 | 22 |
272 | You say that now, but wait until the hot water runs out. | 1.4418 | 0.04170 | 249 | 162 | 64 | 23 |
273 | Oh, you'll sing soon enough; they all do. | 1.4418 | 0.04470 | 249 | 170 | 48 | 31 |
274 | You ain’t seen nothin’ yet — wait til the hot water runs out. | 1.4418 | 0.04131 | 249 | 161 | 66 | 22 |
275 | Eventually you're going to have to come clean. | 1.4418 | 0.03972 | 249 | 157 | 74 | 18 |
276 | And you thought wearing mask was torture | 1.4400 | 0.04346 | 250 | 168 | 54 | 28 |
277 | If we let the cement dry too quickly, it can crack. | 1.4385 | 0.04386 | 244 | 164 | 53 | 27 |
278 | Gonna be honest with ya son, I ain't quite figured out what waterboarding is yet. | 1.4385 | 0.04190 | 244 | 159 | 63 | 22 |
279 | And if that doesn't kill ya, the water bill will! | 1.4385 | 0.03832 | 244 | 158 | 68 | 18 |
280 | Now repeat after me: ‘Trump has won the election.’ | 1.4385 | 0.04309 | 244 | 162 | 57 | 25 |
281 | You talk and I shut off the water. If not, it overflows and goes into the Corleone apartment below, Vito gets angry, comes up, and kills you. It’s a Rube Goldberg thing I thought up. | 1.4380 | 0.04490 | 242 | 165 | 48 | 29 |
282 | And when we get to the kitchen, you’ll be sleepin’ with the dishes! | 1.4378 | 0.04287 | 233 | 152 | 60 | 21 |
283 | The East River was full | 1.4378 | 0.04129 | 249 | 162 | 65 | 22 |
284 | I’m only an apprentice hit man. Next month I get to use the river. | 1.4370 | 0.04222 | 238 | 155 | 62 | 21 |
285 | No more singin', capice? | 1.4370 | 0.04094 | 238 | 152 | 68 | 18 |
286 | The folks downstairs will call it in. | 1.4370 | 0.04222 | 238 | 155 | 62 | 21 |
287 | I'm gonna need you to stand on your head for this to work. | 1.4370 | 0.04387 | 238 | 159 | 54 | 25 |
288 | Oh yeah? Well everybody talks once the hot water runs out. | 1.4370 | 0.04305 | 238 | 157 | 58 | 23 |
289 | It's the water bill that kills you. | 1.4370 | 0.04387 | 238 | 159 | 54 | 25 |
290 | COVID state mandate started tonight, so I had to make do. | 1.4370 | 0.04094 | 238 | 152 | 68 | 18 |
291 | I can plug ya, and I can unplug ya. | 1.4362 | 0.04119 | 243 | 157 | 66 | 20 |
292 | I told you what would happen if my kid didn't get an A. | 1.4346 | 0.04105 | 237 | 152 | 67 | 18 |
293 | So tell me again: how many times did you vote? | 1.4346 | 0.04399 | 237 | 159 | 53 | 25 |
294 | Next time come clean. | 1.4346 | 0.04148 | 237 | 153 | 65 | 19 |
295 | My instructions were clear. Cement, rope, water. Don't tell me I don't know what I'm doing. | 1.4346 | 0.04358 | 237 | 158 | 55 | 24 |
296 | Stop whining. You think this work from home stuff is fun for me? | 1.4346 | 0.04191 | 237 | 154 | 63 | 20 |
297 | Tell me what I wanna know or I'll put some shampoo in your eyes | 1.4346 | 0.04233 | 237 | 155 | 61 | 21 |
298 | Oh, you'll talk...when you get shampoo in your eyes. | 1.4340 | 0.04128 | 235 | 151 | 66 | 18 |
299 | ...or you’ll never see your wife and kids again! AND next month’s water bill will be outrageous... | 1.4340 | 0.04259 | 235 | 154 | 60 | 21 |
300 | Can you turn around? I need to use the toilet. | 1.4340 | 0.04216 | 235 | 153 | 62 | 20 |
301 | It's about to get a lot worse, kid. When that tub overflows, you'll lose your deposit. | 1.4340 | 0.04343 | 235 | 156 | 56 | 23 |
302 | Let this be a lesson to you and your downstairs’ neighbor. | 1.4335 | 0.04175 | 233 | 153 | 60 | 20 |
303 | Hey, going out for a coffee, can I get you anything? | 1.4332 | 0.04694 | 217 | 148 | 44 | 25 |
304 | I'm only going to ask nicely one more time - where's the toilet paper? | 1.4330 | 0.04497 | 224 | 150 | 51 | 23 |
305 | Nothing personal. Enjoy sleeping with the duckies. | 1.4329 | 0.04222 | 231 | 150 | 62 | 19 |
306 | Right now you're getting the mist setting. Don't make me pulse you. | 1.4329 | 0.04086 | 231 | 147 | 68 | 16 |
307 | Alright! Come clean | 1.4329 | 0.04310 | 231 | 154 | 55 | 22 |
308 | No pressure, Mr. Smith, but my boss wants to know if you're planning on certifying the election. | 1.4311 | 0.05404 | 167 | 115 | 32 | 20 |
309 | Sorry kid, Hudson's full. | 1.4304 | 0.04278 | 230 | 151 | 59 | 20 |
310 | East River is on lock-down. | 1.4304 | 0.03603 | 230 | 142 | 79 | 9 |
311 | If this doesn't kill you, the water bill will. | 1.4304 | 0.04050 | 230 | 146 | 69 | 15 |
312 | Talk now or we start playing Giuliani on continuous loop. | 1.4304 | 0.04578 | 230 | 158 | 45 | 27 |
313 | Lucky for you the boss doesn’t want us violating lockdown. | 1.4304 | 0.04188 | 230 | 149 | 63 | 18 |
314 | We're a startup. | 1.4304 | 0.04322 | 230 | 152 | 57 | 21 |
315 | #1 or 2? | 1.4304 | 0.04409 | 230 | 154 | 53 | 23 |
316 | Ya still think all these pleats is funny, Mr. Tailor? | 1.4304 | 0.04143 | 230 | 148 | 65 | 17 |
317 | Actually, this IS my first time. | 1.4304 | 0.04143 | 230 | 148 | 65 | 17 |
318 | Pressure good enough for ya? | 1.4286 | 0.04358 | 224 | 148 | 56 | 20 |
319 | Now start singing. | 1.4286 | 0.04265 | 224 | 146 | 60 | 18 |
320 | So what makes you so sure they won’t think it’s a suicide? | 1.4286 | 0.04358 | 224 | 148 | 56 | 20 |
321 | Sooner or later, everyone sings. | 1.4286 | 0.04449 | 224 | 150 | 52 | 22 |
322 | Yes, this is my first job for the mob. Why do you ask? | 1.4286 | 0.04449 | 224 | 150 | 52 | 22 |
323 | There’s a stay-at-home order, whaddaya want? | 1.4286 | 0.03686 | 224 | 152 | 55 | 17 |
324 | I’m trying out a new COVID cure Trump came out with | 1.4286 | 0.04493 | 224 | 151 | 50 | 23 |
325 | I miss the old days. | 1.4286 | 0.04218 | 224 | 145 | 62 | 17 |
326 | The boss said to do whatever it takes to make you come clean. | 1.4279 | 0.03964 | 229 | 144 | 72 | 13 |
327 | Low tide. This will have to do. | 1.4279 | 0.04289 | 229 | 151 | 58 | 20 |
328 | This stay at home order has really interfered with our plan to make you swim with the fishes. | 1.4279 | 0.04107 | 229 | 147 | 66 | 16 |
329 | You wouldn’t want me to flush the toilet again now would ya? | 1.4279 | 0.04378 | 229 | 153 | 54 | 22 |
330 | Talk, or I'll get the loofa. | 1.4273 | 0.04121 | 220 | 140 | 66 | 14 |
331 | You might not die, but you're going to get pruney as hell. | 1.4273 | 0.04221 | 220 | 142 | 62 | 16 |
332 | In hindsight, I should have saved the cement for when we got to the dock. | 1.4273 | 0.04270 | 220 | 143 | 60 | 17 |
333 | So about breaking your lease.. | 1.4273 | 0.04413 | 220 | 146 | 54 | 20 |
334 | Now this is gonna make you sing | 1.4273 | 0.04270 | 220 | 143 | 60 | 17 |
335 | You got a toaster? | 1.4260 | 0.04276 | 223 | 146 | 59 | 18 |
336 | You're gonna wish you were dead when you get the water bill. | 1.4260 | 0.04323 | 223 | 147 | 57 | 19 |
337 | I'm working from home. | 1.4260 | 0.03880 | 223 | 138 | 75 | 10 |
338 | The ballots, Mr. Raffensperger, where are the missing ballots? | 1.4260 | 0.04370 | 223 | 148 | 55 | 20 |
339 | Nah, I'm gonna let the landlord kill ya. | 1.4260 | 0.04461 | 223 | 150 | 51 | 22 |
340 | All you had to do was tell him the votes were miscounted in Michigan | 1.4260 | 0.04108 | 223 | 145 | 62 | 16 |
341 | That's for going outside without a mask. | 1.4260 | 0.04370 | 223 | 148 | 55 | 20 |
342 | You might have guessed by now that this is just a warning. | 1.4260 | 0.04181 | 223 | 144 | 63 | 16 |
343 | Louie says you have to come clean. | 1.4260 | 0.04370 | 223 | 148 | 55 | 20 |
344 | The notoriety he craved as a "criminal mastermind" would always evade Big Ralph. | 1.4260 | 0.04276 | 223 | 146 | 59 | 18 |
345 | Sorry about this, buddy, turns out we accidentally booked the Four Seasons Hotel instead of the warehouse. | 1.4260 | 0.04323 | 223 | 147 | 57 | 19 |
346 | Hey man, you just shoulda warn the damn mask | 1.4260 | 0.04276 | 223 | 146 | 59 | 18 |
347 | You’d be sleeping with the fishes, but, you know, social distancing. | 1.4260 | 0.04276 | 223 | 146 | 59 | 18 |
348 | I woulda took you to the harbor, but the joggers got no respect for social distance. | 1.4260 | 0.04276 | 223 | 146 | 59 | 18 |
349 | Welcome to Flint, Michigan. | 1.4260 | 0.04595 | 223 | 153 | 45 | 25 |
350 | ‘Relax, no-one can hear you pee.’ | 1.4260 | 0.04370 | 223 | 150 | 52 | 21 |
351 | No, you won’t drown, but your glasses are gonna fog up and you will get prune hands. | 1.4253 | 0.04350 | 221 | 146 | 56 | 19 |
352 | You'll sleep with the loofahs. | 1.4253 | 0.04303 | 221 | 145 | 58 | 18 |
353 | Consider it a trial run. | 1.4253 | 0.04107 | 221 | 141 | 66 | 14 |
354 | I wish this town had a river. | 1.4240 | 0.04454 | 217 | 145 | 52 | 20 |
355 | Pardon me for not wearing a mask. | 1.4240 | 0.04406 | 217 | 144 | 54 | 19 |
356 | Next, the sponge knuckles. | 1.4240 | 0.04406 | 217 | 144 | 54 | 19 |
357 | Oh, NOW you have to go to the bathroom?. | 1.4233 | 0.04234 | 215 | 139 | 61 | 15 |
358 | It'd be a real shame if you got a little soap in your eyes. | 1.4233 | 0.04627 | 215 | 147 | 45 | 23 |
359 | The downstairs neighbors will kill you shortly. | 1.4233 | 0.04077 | 215 | 136 | 67 | 12 |
360 | Sleepin' wid da fishes" works good on da coasts, but some parts of da country ya just gotta improvise | 1.4233 | 0.04385 | 215 | 142 | 55 | 18 |
361 | Sorry, kid. This is a dry run. | 1.4233 | 0.04285 | 215 | 140 | 59 | 16 |
362 | Shower with the fishes. | 1.4233 | 0.04385 | 215 | 142 | 55 | 18 |
363 | Im only gonna ask one more time How many ballots did you fill out | 1.4233 | 0.04483 | 215 | 144 | 51 | 20 |
364 | Until dis quarantine is lifted, you’s will just have to imagine you’re in the East River. | 1.4233 | 0.04024 | 215 | 150 | 45 | 20 |
365 | Tony The Faucet sends his regards | 1.4233 | 0.04435 | 215 | 143 | 53 | 19 |
366 | Tell me about it,COVID-19 has forced everyone to work from home.... | 1.4233 | 0.04435 | 215 | 143 | 53 | 19 |
367 | If you talk now, you won't get pruney. | 1.4233 | 0.04385 | 215 | 142 | 55 | 18 |
368 | Talk, or you can kiss your security deposit goodbye. | 1.4233 | 0.04285 | 215 | 140 | 59 | 16 |
369 | I'll give you one last chance to come clean. | 1.4233 | 0.04385 | 215 | 142 | 55 | 18 |
370 | Thanks for participating in our mobster training program. | 1.4233 | 0.04627 | 215 | 147 | 45 | 23 |
371 | Vito was still working out a few kinks in his Work From Home set up. | 1.4233 | 0.04579 | 215 | 146 | 47 | 22 |
372 | No, smart guy. It's not my first time doing this! | 1.4221 | 0.05153 | 154 | 104 | 36 | 14 |
373 | I’m leaving you, Wendell. Don’t try to follow me. | 1.4208 | 0.04528 | 202 | 134 | 51 | 17 |
374 | Talk or it’s shower curtains for you! | 1.4198 | 0.04324 | 212 | 139 | 57 | 16 |
375 | When the water leaks to the apartment below, the tenant is gonna kill you. | 1.4198 | 0.04476 | 212 | 142 | 51 | 19 |
376 | This is what you get for playing dirty | 1.4198 | 0.04575 | 212 | 144 | 47 | 21 |
377 | Boss said to make it a clean hit. | 1.4198 | 0.04526 | 212 | 143 | 49 | 20 |
378 | Talk! Or, it's curtains for you! | 1.4198 | 0.04526 | 212 | 143 | 49 | 20 |
379 | If you had to rate this experience, would it be: Exceeds Expectations, Meets Expectations, or Below Expectations? | 1.4190 | 0.04704 | 210 | 145 | 42 | 23 |
380 | Everyone struggles with work-from-home in their own separate way. | 1.4183 | 0.04380 | 208 | 137 | 55 | 16 |
381 | To be honest, I'm not as productive working from home. | 1.4183 | 0.04218 | 208 | 134 | 61 | 13 |
382 | Tie up body, check. Put feet in concrete, check. Put body into water, check. Something just seems wrong here. ??? | 1.4183 | 0.04327 | 208 | 136 | 57 | 15 |
383 | It was at that exact moment, Jim realized he was all washed up. | 1.4183 | 0.03874 | 208 | 143 | 49 | 16 |
384 | Now,it’s curtains for you! | 1.4183 | 0.04273 | 208 | 135 | 59 | 14 |
385 | The boss said it's gotta be a clean hit. | 1.4183 | 0.04327 | 208 | 136 | 57 | 15 |
386 | Lockdown rules, buddy. | 1.4183 | 0.04433 | 208 | 138 | 53 | 17 |
387 | The shower curtain belongs INSIDE the tub. | 1.4183 | 0.04587 | 208 | 141 | 47 | 20 |
388 | Working from home has its challenges, all right. | 1.4183 | 0.04433 | 208 | 138 | 53 | 17 |
389 | Since you asked, I’m working my way up to money laundering. | 1.4183 | 0.04485 | 208 | 141 | 48 | 19 |
390 | In some small way, I feel like I'm contributing to the Hudson River's cleanup. | 1.4183 | 0.04485 | 208 | 139 | 51 | 18 |
391 | When the hot water runs out, you'll talk. | 1.4183 | 0.04273 | 208 | 135 | 59 | 14 |
392 | You think this is torture? Just wait til the hot water runs out. | 1.4183 | 0.04218 | 208 | 139 | 53 | 16 |
393 | Damn those reduced flow shower heads | 1.4183 | 0.04737 | 208 | 144 | 41 | 23 |
394 | We prefer existential dread. | 1.4183 | 0.04433 | 208 | 138 | 53 | 17 |
395 | What you owe me ain't nuthin' compared to what you'll owe the plumber. | 1.4183 | 0.04327 | 208 | 136 | 57 | 15 |
396 | I'm not sure I'm doing this right. It's my first time. | 1.4183 | 0.04433 | 208 | 138 | 53 | 17 |
397 | Normally, you'll be swimming with the fishes, but I work from home now. | 1.4183 | 0.04327 | 208 | 136 | 57 | 15 |
398 | Working from home is just not the same. | 1.4183 | 0.04433 | 208 | 138 | 53 | 17 |
399 | Now, you’re going to tell them you witnessed voter fraud at the polls | 1.4183 | 0.04380 | 208 | 137 | 55 | 16 |
400 | Nowadays, we all gotta work from home. | 1.4183 | 0.04078 | 208 | 136 | 59 | 13 |
401 | Just a taste of what’ll happen if you release his tax returns ! | 1.4171 | 0.04894 | 199 | 139 | 37 | 23 |
402 | Consider this a dry run…capiche? | 1.4163 | 0.04570 | 209 | 142 | 47 | 20 |
403 | It's part of our initiative on ocean conservancy. | 1.4155 | 0.04601 | 207 | 141 | 46 | 20 |
404 | Another couple minutes and those hiccups should be gone. | 1.4155 | 0.04550 | 207 | 140 | 48 | 19 |
405 | All you need to say is the election was rigged and we'll let you go. | 1.4154 | 0.04580 | 195 | 130 | 49 | 16 |
406 | Eddie "the executioner" soon realizes he may not be able to work from home. | 1.4129 | 0.04536 | 201 | 135 | 49 | 17 |
407 | Well, it's because you didn't make the boss all that mad, but he was still kinda miffed. | 1.4129 | 0.04481 | 201 | 134 | 51 | 16 |
408 | OK, let’s see how tough you are when I flush the toilet a few times. | 1.4129 | 0.04253 | 201 | 130 | 59 | 12 |
409 | It looks like Eddie the Idiot beat me here. | 1.4129 | 0.04751 | 201 | 139 | 41 | 21 |
410 | Lucky for you the lake is frozen. Let this be a warning. | 1.4129 | 0.04591 | 201 | 136 | 47 | 18 |
411 | You’re getting warmer. | 1.4129 | 0.03482 | 201 | 133 | 59 | 9 |
412 | I’ll let your downstairs neighbor finish you off | 1.4129 | 0.04425 | 201 | 133 | 53 | 15 |
413 | With Covid and self quarantining the East River is off limits, but you get the idea so watch out. | 1.4129 | 0.04481 | 201 | 134 | 51 | 16 |
414 | Yeah, I’m a hitman, but what I really want to do is direct.” | 1.4129 | 0.04536 | 201 | 135 | 49 | 17 |
415 | I dropped out to join the mob before we got to Physics. Why do you ask? | 1.4129 | 0.04481 | 201 | 134 | 51 | 16 |
416 | Our new boss doesn't want any more garbage thrown in the Bay. | 1.4129 | 0.04591 | 201 | 136 | 47 | 18 |
417 | I know it doesn't seem like it, but this will eventually kill you | 1.4129 | 0.04645 | 201 | 137 | 45 | 19 |
418 | Either you start talkin' or I start flushin'. | 1.4126 | 0.04511 | 206 | 139 | 49 | 18 |
419 | Think of it as a dry run for the East River. | 1.4126 | 0.04716 | 206 | 143 | 41 | 22 |
420 | Looks like it’s shower curtains for you Sonny. | 1.4126 | 0.04511 | 206 | 139 | 49 | 18 |
421 | ... and no one's ever gonna find Waldo again. | 1.4126 | 0.04040 | 206 | 143 | 46 | 17 |
422 | You OK with the water temperature? | 1.4126 | 0.04405 | 206 | 137 | 53 | 16 |
423 | COVID restrictions, this is the best we could do.... | 1.4121 | 0.04340 | 199 | 136 | 49 | 14 |
424 | The governor banned outdoor cement shoe executions for three weeks. | 1.4121 | 0.04512 | 199 | 133 | 50 | 16 |
425 | You’ve got one last chance. Do you want out of this cartoon or not? | 1.4121 | 0.04678 | 199 | 136 | 44 | 19 |
426 | The pool rules are "shower first". | 1.4121 | 0.04732 | 199 | 137 | 42 | 20 |
427 | Lucky for you, there's a "stay at home" order. | 1.4121 | 0.04340 | 199 | 130 | 56 | 13 |
428 | We all have to make adjustments with sheltering in place. | 1.4121 | 0.04512 | 199 | 133 | 50 | 16 |
429 | Blame the new EPA regulations but we can’t use the East River anymore. | 1.4121 | 0.04732 | 199 | 137 | 42 | 20 |
430 | Because it's winter and it's goddamn cold outside, that's why. | 1.4118 | 0.04434 | 204 | 136 | 52 | 16 |
431 | I already drained your wallet, smartypants. Algorithm your way out of this. | 1.4112 | 0.04711 | 197 | 135 | 43 | 19 |
432 | So I heard you were getting cold feet. | 1.4109 | 0.04464 | 202 | 135 | 51 | 16 |
433 | Like I said, this is just a dry run. | 1.4103 | 0.06208 | 117 | 81 | 24 | 12 |
434 | I've got a water pistol in my pocket and I'm not afraid to use it. | 1.4093 | 0.04836 | 193 | 134 | 39 | 20 |
435 | Did I come at a bath time? | 1.4091 | 0.04637 | 198 | 135 | 45 | 18 |
436 | Ya shoulda paid Kushner his rent money. | 1.4091 | 0.04692 | 198 | 136 | 43 | 19 |
437 | This kind of thing was much easier when I didn’t have to work from home | 1.4091 | 0.04262 | 198 | 131 | 54 | 13 |
438 | It's the most dangerous room in the house. | 1.4091 | 0.04262 | 198 | 131 | 54 | 13 |
439 | Mr Giuliani ordered it. | 1.4091 | 0.04853 | 198 | 139 | 37 | 22 |
440 | Martin felt Cynthia’s rejection like a cold shower and a mob hit all rolled into one. | 1.4091 | 0.04410 | 198 | 131 | 53 | 14 |
441 | It will have to do for now; the swamp is still too full of trumpies. | 1.4091 | 0.04905 | 198 | 140 | 35 | 23 |
442 | I want to kill you, not endanger the harbour’s delicate ecosystem. | 1.4091 | 0.04525 | 198 | 133 | 49 | 16 |
443 | You won’t drown, but the water bill will kill you. | 1.4091 | 0.04525 | 198 | 133 | 49 | 16 |
444 | If you think this part is bad just wait until you get the water bill | 1.4091 | 0.04171 | 198 | 137 | 45 | 16 |
445 | And you'll stay right there until you admit the negative effects of global warming. | 1.4082 | 0.04835 | 196 | 137 | 38 | 21 |
446 | That's right, it's curtains for you pal. | 1.4082 | 0.04260 | 196 | 127 | 58 | 11 |
447 | Tonight, you'll be sleeping with the dishes. | 1.4082 | 0.04351 | 196 | 131 | 51 | 14 |
448 | Gives wetting yourself a whole new meaning. | 1.4082 | 0.04613 | 196 | 133 | 46 | 17 |
449 | You’re all washed up, buddy. | 1.4082 | 0.04670 | 196 | 134 | 44 | 18 |
450 | It’s a house rule - you have to take a shower before you go into the pool. | 1.4082 | 0.04499 | 196 | 131 | 50 | 15 |
451 | The docks are closed due to COVID, so here we are... | 1.4082 | 0.04556 | 196 | 132 | 48 | 16 |
452 | This whole 'sheltering in place' thing has really put a strain on us hit men. | 1.4082 | 0.04321 | 196 | 128 | 56 | 12 |
453 | These work from home orders are really cramping my style. | 1.4082 | 0.04499 | 196 | 131 | 50 | 15 |
454 | And you ain’t getting no conditioner, neither. | 1.4082 | 0.04835 | 196 | 137 | 38 | 21 |
455 | Tie him up? Check. Feet in concrete? Check. Immerse in water? Something's not right here. | 1.4070 | 0.04563 | 199 | 135 | 47 | 17 |
456 | Consider this a warning. | 1.4062 | 0.04441 | 192 | 127 | 52 | 13 |
457 | Time to come clean. | 1.4062 | 0.04562 | 192 | 129 | 48 | 15 |
458 | As soon as this Stay at Home Order gets lifted,you and I are going for a little boat ride. | 1.4062 | 0.04441 | 192 | 127 | 52 | 13 |
459 | You’ll sing like a canary when Fat Tony has to use the can. | 1.4062 | 0.04963 | 192 | 136 | 34 | 22 |
460 | Hand over the toilet paper and nobody gets hurt... | 1.4062 | 0.04907 | 192 | 135 | 36 | 21 |
461 | You don't talk? Then next, we exfoliate you. | 1.4062 | 0.04379 | 192 | 126 | 54 | 12 |
462 | Well here in Flint we like to take our time. | 1.4062 | 0.04851 | 192 | 134 | 38 | 20 |
463 | If you're still asymptomatic in two weeks, we'll bring you out to the ocean. | 1.4062 | 0.04502 | 192 | 128 | 50 | 14 |
464 | Listen, Frankie, you're not getting out of this until you come clean | 1.4062 | 0.04562 | 192 | 129 | 48 | 15 |
465 | We pledged to stop ocean dumping. | 1.4062 | 0.04851 | 192 | 134 | 38 | 20 |
466 | The river seemed too cliché | 1.4062 | 0.04680 | 192 | 131 | 44 | 17 |
467 | Okay, come clean. | 1.4062 | 0.03953 | 192 | 132 | 47 | 13 |
468 | Pier sign said 'MUST SHOWER BEFORE SWIMMING WITH THE FISHES'. | 1.4062 | 0.04795 | 192 | 133 | 40 | 19 |
469 | Nothing personal---it's a nuanced warning to the people below you. | 1.4053 | 0.04831 | 190 | 132 | 39 | 19 |
470 | It won't be long before the neighbors come upstairs and murder you for soaking their apartments | 1.4053 | 0.04533 | 190 | 127 | 49 | 14 |
471 | My orders were to make it a nice, clean job. | 1.4053 | 0.04654 | 190 | 129 | 45 | 16 |
472 | Lake Michigan is frozen, so this is the best I could do. | 1.4053 | 0.04773 | 190 | 131 | 41 | 18 |
473 | We was told to make it look like an accident !! | 1.4053 | 0.04714 | 190 | 130 | 43 | 17 |
474 | I really hate working from home. | 1.4053 | 0.04654 | 190 | 129 | 45 | 16 |
475 | Eh, I'm still figuring out this work-from-home thing. | 1.4053 | 0.04533 | 190 | 127 | 49 | 14 |
476 | This shelter in place cramps my style! | 1.4053 | 0.04594 | 190 | 128 | 47 | 15 |
477 | That’s a first - a New Yorker complaining about strong water pressure! | 1.4053 | 0.04773 | 190 | 131 | 41 | 18 |
478 | Your father hired me to break your lease. | 1.4053 | 0.04280 | 190 | 123 | 57 | 10 |
479 | Normally we wouldn't do this, but the "work from home" mandate has really challenged us creatively. | 1.4053 | 0.04594 | 190 | 128 | 47 | 15 |
480 | you think this is bad? Next up is the dishwasher. Yeah, you’re gonna sleep with the dishes | 1.4053 | 0.04831 | 190 | 132 | 39 | 19 |
481 | I’m going to ask you one more time- who left the toilet seat up? | 1.4053 | 0.04773 | 190 | 131 | 41 | 18 |
482 | Could you sink any lower? | 1.4041 | 0.04602 | 193 | 131 | 46 | 16 |
483 | You'll understand when the water heater runs cold! | 1.4032 | 0.04470 | 186 | 123 | 51 | 12 |
484 | OK Shorty, start talking. My wife needs the bathtub at 8:30 | 1.4032 | 0.04338 | 186 | 121 | 55 | 10 |
485 | Consider this a warning. Next time you’ll be swimming with the dishes. | 1.4032 | 0.04784 | 186 | 128 | 41 | 17 |
486 | Look, we all have to get used to working from home. | 1.4032 | 0.04723 | 186 | 127 | 43 | 16 |
487 | Last guy I threw in the river, I got cited 100 bucks for illegal dumping. No way I'm paying that again. | 1.4032 | 0.04784 | 186 | 128 | 41 | 17 |
488 | You ain’t essential no more, Jimmy. | 1.4032 | 0.04598 | 186 | 125 | 47 | 14 |
489 | Now look here...You got twenty minutes ‘til the hot water tank goes empty...and then...well, then things get uncomfortable. | 1.4032 | 0.04598 | 186 | 125 | 47 | 14 |
490 | I like to do a practice run before the actual thing. | 1.4021 | 0.04608 | 189 | 128 | 46 | 15 |
491 | It’s just a holding tank. | 1.4021 | 0.04546 | 189 | 127 | 48 | 14 |
492 | 5th grade science ... I dropped out ... why do you ask ? | 1.4000 | 0.04588 | 190 | 129 | 46 | 15 |
493 | Thanks for your scientific observation Archimedes, but you are in the basement. Think about it some more. | 1.3989 | 0.04621 | 188 | 128 | 45 | 15 |
494 | I'm gonna run down to the lobby and get some cigarettes, don't try anything funny." | 1.3989 | 0.04682 | 188 | 129 | 43 | 16 |
495 | It's hard, y'know, being part of a mafia in Kansas. | 1.3989 | 0.04897 | 183 | 128 | 37 | 18 |
496 | You ready to concede yet?! | 1.3989 | 0.04958 | 183 | 129 | 35 | 19 |
497 | Temperature okay, buddy?” | 1.3989 | 0.04447 | 183 | 121 | 51 | 11 |
498 | After the lockdown, we’re taking you to the river. | 1.3989 | 0.04773 | 183 | 126 | 41 | 16 |
499 | Come clean or it's curtains for ya. | 1.3989 | 0.04548 | 183 | 125 | 44 | 14 |
500 | I know, I'm trying to quit. | 1.3989 | 0.04514 | 183 | 122 | 49 | 12 |
501 | Talk before you get water damage you can’t afford. | 1.3989 | 0.04514 | 183 | 122 | 49 | 12 |
502 | Boss wanted this one done clean, no messes. | 1.3989 | 0.04613 | 183 | 126 | 42 | 15 |
503 | You take on the mob in Minnesota and this is what you get. | 1.3989 | 0.05309 | 183 | 135 | 23 | 25 |
504 | This work from home thing could actually save some lives | 1.3989 | 0.04710 | 183 | 125 | 43 | 15 |
505 | This is what happens to dirty rats. | 1.3989 | 0.04836 | 183 | 127 | 39 | 17 |
506 | I know its not perfect, but we've all had to adjust to working from home. | 1.3989 | 0.04897 | 183 | 128 | 37 | 18 |
507 | You're just lucky we're under lockdown. | 1.3989 | 0.04548 | 183 | 125 | 44 | 14 |
508 | We'll do this 'till you come clean kid. | 1.3989 | 0.04379 | 183 | 120 | 53 | 10 |
509 | They call me The Cleaner. | 1.3986 | 0.05316 | 148 | 102 | 33 | 13 |
510 | Now that you see what can happen to a fella, let's try this again: Can I interest you in upgrading your policy to cover water damage? | 1.3978 | 0.04839 | 186 | 130 | 38 | 18 |
511 | You better come clean or it's curtains for you. | 1.3978 | 0.04614 | 181 | 122 | 46 | 13 |
512 | First it was wear a mask and now it’s work from home!! How the @&$@ am I supposed to get anything done! | 1.3978 | 0.04647 | 181 | 125 | 41 | 15 |
513 | Cross my boss, you sleep with the rubber duckies. | 1.3978 | 0.04680 | 181 | 129 | 36 | 16 |
514 | I’m known for how clean my hits are. | 1.3978 | 0.04479 | 181 | 120 | 50 | 11 |
515 | I have to say, that was a pretty good final request. | 1.3978 | 0.04410 | 181 | 124 | 44 | 13 |
516 | The boss said to rub-a-dub-dub you out. | 1.3978 | 0.04614 | 181 | 122 | 46 | 13 |
517 | Best I can do, kid -- we are locked down again. | 1.3978 | 0.04614 | 181 | 122 | 46 | 13 |
518 | COVID has changed the way we do things | 1.3978 | 0.04873 | 181 | 126 | 38 | 17 |
519 | As Murphy reached into his coat pocket, he realized that his gun had been there the whole time. | 1.3978 | 0.04745 | 181 | 124 | 42 | 15 |
520 | You were warned—now you swim with the rubber duckies. | 1.3978 | 0.04809 | 181 | 125 | 40 | 16 |
521 | You'll have to imagine the fishes. | 1.3978 | 0.04614 | 181 | 122 | 46 | 13 |
522 | Yeah, I'm new at 'dis. Whad of it!? | 1.3978 | 0.04809 | 181 | 125 | 40 | 16 |
523 | The river’s frozen this time of year. | 1.3978 | 0.04479 | 181 | 120 | 50 | 11 |
524 | Talk, or you sleep with the rubber duckies.” | 1.3978 | 0.03102 | 181 | 123 | 52 | 6 |
525 | The boss said I can work from home, but it’s just not the same. Would you agree? | 1.3978 | 0.04614 | 181 | 122 | 46 | 13 |
526 | I gotta work from home, same as everybody else.” (submitted again because i left off the hashtag | 1.3978 | 0.05058 | 181 | 129 | 32 | 20 |
527 | 2020, amirite? | 1.3978 | 0.04680 | 181 | 123 | 44 | 14 |
528 | Come on son, just give mom your Netflix password. | 1.3967 | 0.04625 | 184 | 125 | 45 | 14 |
529 | Now don't splash. I've got a security deposit on the room. | 1.3955 | 0.04751 | 177 | 121 | 42 | 14 |
530 | Bugsy's irritated wit ya, but not that irritated. | 1.3944 | 0.04888 | 180 | 126 | 37 | 17 |
531 | We have ways of making you talk. Go ahead, Pauly! Flush the toilet! | 1.3944 | 0.04824 | 180 | 125 | 39 | 16 |
532 | If you don't come clean, the next stop is the river. | 1.3944 | 0.04888 | 180 | 126 | 37 | 17 |
533 | Your wife said you've been skipping showers since you started working from home. | 1.3944 | 0.04888 | 180 | 126 | 37 | 17 |
534 | Just a quick shower before we go down to the pool. | 1.3944 | 0.04627 | 180 | 122 | 45 | 13 |
535 | I go for the clean kill. | 1.3944 | 0.04422 | 180 | 119 | 51 | 10 |
536 | Maybe next time, you’ll remember to wash your hands for two ‘Happy Birthday’ choruses.” | 1.3944 | 0.04824 | 180 | 125 | 39 | 16 |
537 | I have to run. Someone from TaskRabbit is going to dump you into the ocean. | 1.3944 | 0.04694 | 180 | 123 | 43 | 14 |
538 | This could take a while. | 1.3944 | 0.04760 | 180 | 124 | 41 | 15 |
539 | Think of this as a dry run. | 1.3944 | 0.04824 | 180 | 125 | 39 | 16 |
540 | Repeat after me: “I am not traveling for Thanksgiving.” | 1.3944 | 0.04694 | 180 | 123 | 43 | 14 |
541 | You have to pee? Now? | 1.3935 | 0.04971 | 155 | 105 | 39 | 11 |
542 | Thank you for standing so still while the concrete set, but now we have another problem. | 1.3933 | 0.04796 | 178 | 123 | 40 | 15 |
543 | We just want you to come clean. | 1.3933 | 0.04453 | 178 | 118 | 50 | 10 |
544 | We have ways of making you talk. We also have ways of making you clean | 1.3923 | 0.04738 | 181 | 125 | 41 | 15 |
545 | Due to Covid restrictions I'm forced to decontaminate you before I drive you to the east river | 1.3920 | 0.04900 | 176 | 123 | 37 | 16 |
546 | You better start singing. | 1.3920 | 0.04697 | 176 | 120 | 43 | 13 |
547 | New Covid procedures, you understand. | 1.3920 | 0.04557 | 176 | 118 | 47 | 11 |
548 | This job was easier when I lived near water. | 1.3920 | 0.04485 | 176 | 117 | 49 | 10 |
549 | They made me a hit man after I screwed up money laundering. | 1.3920 | 0.04262 | 176 | 114 | 55 | 7 |
550 | Dis virus has caused us guys ta improvise. | 1.3920 | 0.04766 | 176 | 121 | 41 | 14 |
551 | So you’re the guy complaining about the low-flow shower head. | 1.3920 | 0.04627 | 176 | 119 | 45 | 12 |
552 | See how you like it when your lenses fog up! | 1.3920 | 0.04485 | 176 | 117 | 49 | 10 |
553 | You’re what’s known as a Staten Island tub stopper. | 1.3920 | 0.04766 | 176 | 121 | 41 | 14 |
554 | What? You thought Covid only disrupted honest businesses?! | 1.3920 | 0.04766 | 176 | 123 | 38 | 15 |
555 | I'm going to ask one more time.....Where's Waldo?? | 1.3920 | 0.04900 | 176 | 123 | 37 | 16 |
556 | Sorry, but we ain’t got no river. | 1.3920 | 0.04697 | 176 | 120 | 43 | 13 |
557 | Yes, I know, but the Boss is now on the Board of "Save the Bay". | 1.3920 | 0.04966 | 176 | 124 | 35 | 17 |
558 | Lucky for you, we had boat trouble. | 1.3920 | 0.04833 | 176 | 122 | 39 | 15 |
559 | Sorry. It's the best I could do from six feet away. | 1.3920 | 0.04900 | 176 | 123 | 37 | 16 |
560 | Mobsters work from home now too. | 1.3920 | 0.04448 | 176 | 119 | 46 | 11 |
561 | Look, all I really know is tax evasion. | 1.3920 | 0.04900 | 176 | 123 | 37 | 16 |
562 | Are you taking a shower with your glasses on? Who does that? | 1.3920 | 0.04833 | 176 | 122 | 39 | 15 |
563 | You got nuttin’ ta say? Louie, put it on massage! | 1.3920 | 0.04766 | 176 | 121 | 41 | 14 |
564 | They told me you had a pool. | 1.3920 | 0.04833 | 176 | 122 | 39 | 15 |
565 | They said we gotta work from home | 1.3920 | 0.04485 | 176 | 117 | 49 | 10 |
566 | We can’t go to the docks without a mask. | 1.3920 | 0.04627 | 176 | 119 | 45 | 12 |
567 | We’ll just see about Archimedes’ Principle. | 1.3918 | 0.04933 | 171 | 119 | 37 | 15 |
568 | Let this be a warning. | 1.3911 | 0.04708 | 179 | 123 | 42 | 14 |
569 | The votings over, you're free to go. | 1.3911 | 0.04708 | 179 | 123 | 42 | 14 |
570 | It's the best we could do under quarantine. | 1.3911 | 0.04433 | 179 | 119 | 50 | 10 |
571 | Sorry, just following boss's orders.'Give him cement overshoes and a nice long bath.' | 1.3911 | 0.04904 | 179 | 126 | 36 | 17 |
572 | We want you to come clean. | 1.3911 | 0.04708 | 179 | 123 | 42 | 14 |
573 | « Work from home they say... Easier said than done! » | 1.3911 | 0.04641 | 179 | 122 | 44 | 13 |
574 | You know, buddy, most people just hang themselves... | 1.3911 | 0.04708 | 179 | 123 | 42 | 14 |
575 | We could have done this by Zoom call but you chose the hard way | 1.3911 | 0.04708 | 179 | 123 | 42 | 14 |
576 | Im just impressed you put on real pants for this | 1.3899 | 0.05119 | 159 | 111 | 34 | 14 |
577 | Sorry, the boss told me this was supposed to be an inside job. | 1.3898 | 0.04606 | 177 | 120 | 45 | 12 |
578 | The lockdown order is making it tough on all of us. | 1.3898 | 0.04744 | 177 | 122 | 41 | 14 |
579 | This might not kill you, but wait til you see the water bill | 1.3898 | 0.04811 | 177 | 123 | 39 | 15 |
580 | The pier is under quarantine. | 1.3895 | 0.04840 | 172 | 119 | 39 | 14 |
581 | Talk or sleep with the rubber duckies. | 1.3895 | 0.04769 | 172 | 118 | 41 | 13 |
582 | Sorry if this is taking longer than you expected, I'm still figuring out the whole working from home thing. | 1.3895 | 0.04119 | 172 | 122 | 38 | 12 |
583 | The boss said it's safer if we do this inside, what with the COVID and all. | 1.3895 | 0.04475 | 172 | 124 | 33 | 15 |
584 | Ready to come clean... | 1.3895 | 0.04625 | 172 | 116 | 45 | 11 |
585 | Da boss said “Cement his feet and drop him in water and he’ll come clean,” but dis just ain’t woikin’. | 1.3895 | 0.04769 | 172 | 118 | 41 | 13 |
586 | I got no problem with you. My problem is with the guy downstairs in 3C. | 1.3895 | 0.04840 | 172 | 119 | 39 | 14 |
587 | The boss says you better come clean this time. | 1.3895 | 0.04769 | 172 | 118 | 41 | 13 |
588 | I guess the hair dye doesn't run. Let's go! | 1.3895 | 0.04661 | 172 | 119 | 40 | 13 |
589 | The boss said you wanted to cement the deal." | 1.3895 | 0.04910 | 172 | 120 | 37 | 15 |
590 | Sorry, this isn’t my finest whack. | 1.3895 | 0.04475 | 172 | 114 | 49 | 9 |
591 | So sue me. I’m new at this! | 1.3889 | 0.05049 | 162 | 113 | 35 | 14 |
592 | ... and next you'll be sleeping with the dishes. | 1.3882 | 0.04878 | 170 | 118 | 38 | 14 |
593 | Quarantined.. no access to Hudson river.. this will have to do! | 1.3882 | 0.04878 | 170 | 118 | 38 | 14 |
594 | Any more last requests? | 1.3882 | 0.04807 | 170 | 117 | 40 | 13 |
595 | So you need a plumber? | 1.3882 | 0.04807 | 170 | 122 | 32 | 16 |
596 | You’re lucky I’m afraid of germs or I’d have dumped you in the East River. | 1.3882 | 0.04949 | 170 | 119 | 36 | 15 |
597 | Since when am I not allowed to smoke inside? | 1.3882 | 0.04878 | 170 | 118 | 38 | 14 |
598 | We call this method water billing | 1.3882 | 0.04660 | 170 | 115 | 44 | 11 |
599 | If you don't talk, me an the boyz are gonna get out the loufa. | 1.3882 | 0.04584 | 170 | 114 | 46 | 10 |
600 | If your bank hadn't repossessed the boat, this would be a lot easier. | 1.3882 | 0.04843 | 170 | 120 | 35 | 15 |
601 | You gonna come clean,wise guy ? | 1.3882 | 0.04734 | 170 | 116 | 42 | 12 |
602 | These stay at home orders are really hurting business. | 1.3882 | 0.04807 | 170 | 117 | 40 | 13 |
603 | You sure this is just for a tiktok? | 1.3882 | 0.04949 | 170 | 119 | 36 | 15 |
604 | That’s why they call me Tubsy Malone | 1.3882 | 0.04584 | 170 | 114 | 46 | 10 |
605 | So you think I’m cold and I lack depth, eh? | 1.3873 | 0.04817 | 173 | 120 | 39 | 14 |
606 | This quality of my work has really suffered since quarantine. | 1.3865 | 0.05024 | 163 | 114 | 35 | 14 |
607 | We planned on dropping you in the bay, but we're quarantining. | 1.3860 | 0.04487 | 171 | 114 | 48 | 9 |
608 | We're sheltering-in-place. | 1.3846 | 0.05105 | 169 | 121 | 31 | 17 |
609 | You'd better talk, or you'll swim with the rubber duckies." | 1.3846 | 0.03892 | 169 | 118 | 42 | 9 |
610 | Just cause I can't spell pneumonia doesn't mean you won't die of it. | 1.3846 | 0.04894 | 169 | 118 | 37 | 14 |
611 | It's curtains for you. | 1.3846 | 0.04673 | 169 | 115 | 43 | 11 |
612 | Do I look like I carry a yellow duck in my jacket? | 1.3846 | 0.05174 | 169 | 122 | 29 | 18 |
613 | We'll take care of the rest of this once we're out of lockdown. | 1.3846 | 0.04894 | 169 | 118 | 37 | 14 |
614 | No shampoo until you talk. | 1.3846 | 0.04821 | 169 | 117 | 39 | 13 |
615 | Seems to be takin' a little longer than I thought it would. | 1.3846 | 0.04894 | 169 | 118 | 37 | 14 |
616 | Yeah, social distancing changes how we do a lot of things.... | 1.3846 | 0.04520 | 169 | 113 | 47 | 9 |
617 | And where's your mask? | 1.3846 | 0.04597 | 169 | 114 | 45 | 10 |
618 | Now that fish returned to the harbor, we've committed to keeping it clean. | 1.3846 | 0.04673 | 169 | 115 | 43 | 11 |
619 | Are you still sure you counted those ballots correctly? | 1.3846 | 0.05036 | 169 | 120 | 33 | 16 |
620 | Tell me when you're going to come clean. | 1.3846 | 0.04673 | 169 | 115 | 43 | 11 |
621 | I don’t like it neither, but stay-at-home orders is orders. | 1.3846 | 0.05036 | 169 | 120 | 33 | 16 |
622 | Let's see how you like that water bill next month! | 1.3846 | 0.04361 | 169 | 116 | 43 | 10 |
623 | Go ahead, try and take a selfie now. | 1.3846 | 0.05036 | 169 | 120 | 33 | 16 |
624 | Aw geez, dis is embarrassin’. Could ya close your eyes for a sec? I gotta pee... | 1.3846 | 0.04597 | 169 | 114 | 45 | 10 |
625 | What’s the safe word again? | 1.3846 | 0.04361 | 169 | 111 | 51 | 7 |
626 | I'm heading to Walgreen's. Need anything while I'm out? | 1.3846 | 0.04748 | 169 | 116 | 41 | 12 |
627 | It’s the home version. | 1.3841 | 0.04847 | 164 | 113 | 39 | 12 |
628 | The river was too polluted | 1.3841 | 0.04923 | 164 | 114 | 37 | 13 |
629 | If you don't start talking, I am going to flush the toilet. | 1.3841 | 0.04359 | 164 | 112 | 43 | 9 |
630 | Budget cuts. OK? | 1.3841 | 0.04609 | 164 | 110 | 45 | 9 |
631 | I'm never gonna get used to these California regulations. | 1.3841 | 0.04690 | 164 | 111 | 43 | 10 |
632 | You're lucky to live inland, y'know? | 1.3841 | 0.04528 | 164 | 109 | 47 | 8 |
633 | You forgot the safe word again, eh? | 1.3841 | 0.04444 | 164 | 113 | 41 | 10 |
634 | I'm telling you, this COVID-19 lockdown is cramping my style. | 1.3841 | 0.04847 | 164 | 113 | 39 | 12 |
635 | Hmmmm... this is taking longer than I imagined. | 1.3841 | 0.04528 | 164 | 109 | 47 | 8 |
636 | This is how it’s gonna be until the stay-at-home order ends. | 1.3841 | 0.04690 | 164 | 111 | 43 | 10 |
637 | Tonight you will sleep with the rubber duckies | 1.3841 | 0.04690 | 164 | 111 | 43 | 10 |
638 | Stay-and-shelter laws are killing my business. | 1.3841 | 0.05146 | 164 | 117 | 31 | 16 |
639 | The co-op sends a message: you better not sing. | 1.3841 | 0.05073 | 164 | 116 | 33 | 15 |
640 | Don’t move. I’ll be right back. | 1.3841 | 0.03954 | 164 | 120 | 32 | 12 |
641 | We knew it was only a matter of time before we found you, Waldo. | 1.3841 | 0.04923 | 164 | 114 | 37 | 13 |
642 | The Houdini family sends their regards | 1.3841 | 0.04999 | 164 | 115 | 35 | 14 |
643 | Don't make me flush the toilet! | 1.3837 | 0.04689 | 172 | 118 | 42 | 12 |
644 | Come clean. | 1.3832 | 0.04785 | 167 | 115 | 40 | 12 |
645 | Your wife warned you about what would happen if you left the toothpaste cap off one more time. | 1.3832 | 0.04671 | 167 | 116 | 39 | 12 |
646 | That'll teach you to count votes accurately. | 1.3832 | 0.05078 | 167 | 119 | 32 | 16 |
647 | Then he says to me, "You ain't considered essential, so youse gotta work from home." | 1.3832 | 0.04632 | 167 | 113 | 44 | 10 |
648 | You'll sleep with the rubber duckies. | 1.3832 | 0.04823 | 167 | 118 | 35 | 14 |
649 | You are lucky we are in lockdown or you would be in the East River by now." | 1.3832 | 0.04860 | 167 | 116 | 38 | 13 |
650 | This is just a dry run, no pun intended. | 1.3832 | 0.04473 | 167 | 111 | 48 | 8 |
651 | Yeah, you might survive this, but the downstairs neighbor is going to kill you. | 1.3832 | 0.04785 | 167 | 115 | 40 | 12 |
652 | Sorry about doing this in a bathtub. Everyone who could drive you to the East River has Covid. | 1.3832 | 0.04785 | 167 | 115 | 40 | 12 |
653 | You realize dis is just a dry run? | 1.3832 | 0.04785 | 167 | 115 | 40 | 12 |
654 | Now you start talking, or I flush the toilet. | 1.3832 | 0.04747 | 167 | 117 | 37 | 13 |
655 | Damn those low-flow shower heads! This is gunna take all night. | 1.3832 | 0.04933 | 167 | 117 | 36 | 14 |
656 | The boss said to be creative. I call this 'Death by Water Bill.' | 1.3832 | 0.05006 | 167 | 118 | 34 | 15 |
657 | Were you wearing the mask at Thanksgiving or not?" | 1.3832 | 0.05078 | 167 | 119 | 32 | 16 |
658 | Look, the boss told me to do whatever it takes to get ya' to come clean. | 1.3832 | 0.04860 | 167 | 116 | 38 | 13 |
659 | This #!$*%@# stay at home order is really messing with my workplace efficiency. | 1.3832 | 0.04747 | 167 | 117 | 37 | 13 |
660 | You better talk before that overflows or you’ll be in big trouble with the boys downstairs. | 1.3832 | 0.04860 | 167 | 116 | 38 | 13 |
661 | I like to think I'm creative. | 1.3832 | 0.04553 | 167 | 112 | 46 | 9 |
662 | Shut up! You are lucky the Boss doesn't know that Kansas is not on the ocean. | 1.3832 | 0.05218 | 167 | 121 | 28 | 18 |
663 | Yeah,well in this economy,we are all downsizing! | 1.3832 | 0.04860 | 167 | 116 | 38 | 13 |
664 | It is ridiculous, but it's still better than videokidnapping. | 1.3832 | 0.05006 | 167 | 118 | 34 | 15 |
665 | Work from Home, the Chicago Way. | 1.3832 | 0.04433 | 167 | 113 | 45 | 9 |
666 | Ever since the Hudson's been cleaned up, the EPA's all over us. | 1.3818 | 0.04899 | 165 | 115 | 37 | 13 |
667 | The lineup at the docks was nuts. | 1.3818 | 0.04746 | 165 | 113 | 41 | 11 |
668 | Knew it. Should've bought a deeper tub. | 1.3818 | 0.05048 | 165 | 117 | 33 | 15 |
669 | It's just a COVID-19 precaution. | 1.3818 | 0.03937 | 165 | 116 | 40 | 9 |
670 | Damn low-flow showerhead. | 1.3818 | 0.05048 | 165 | 117 | 33 | 15 |
671 | Covid's killed our business, too. | 1.3818 | 0.05120 | 165 | 118 | 31 | 16 |
672 | Ok, pal. It’s time to come clean. | 1.3818 | 0.04667 | 165 | 112 | 43 | 10 |
673 | You just wait till the hot water runs out. Then you’ll be singin’. | 1.3818 | 0.04746 | 165 | 113 | 41 | 11 |
674 | Boss says hurry up in here, he’s gotta use da toilet. | 1.3818 | 0.04746 | 165 | 113 | 41 | 11 |
675 | Let this be a lesson to you and the chumps downstairs. | 1.3818 | 0.05048 | 165 | 117 | 33 | 15 |
676 | Dumping concrete in the river requires a different union. | 1.3818 | 0.04587 | 165 | 111 | 45 | 9 |
677 | Tell me where the money is and I'll let you wipe our glasses. | 1.3818 | 0.04823 | 165 | 114 | 39 | 12 |
678 | Is the second-hand smoke bothering you? | 1.3818 | 0.04899 | 165 | 117 | 34 | 14 |
679 | And now I’m gonna flush. | 1.3818 | 0.04506 | 165 | 110 | 47 | 8 |
680 | If all else fails, we'll add a bath bomb. | 1.3818 | 0.04506 | 165 | 115 | 39 | 11 |
681 | Feel that pressure. | 1.3818 | 0.04823 | 165 | 114 | 39 | 12 |
682 | It’s the best we can do given the COVID restrictions. | 1.3818 | 0.04506 | 165 | 110 | 47 | 8 |
683 | Boss says it's incumbent upon all of us to protect the delicate river ecosystem, so I gotta rinse you off first. | 1.3818 | 0.04823 | 165 | 114 | 39 | 12 |
684 | You see sonny, I work from home now... | 1.3818 | 0.04667 | 165 | 112 | 43 | 10 |
685 | Look mug, you better come clean or it's curtains! | 1.3818 | 0.04667 | 165 | 112 | 43 | 10 |
686 | Youse ready to recount the recount?? | 1.3818 | 0.05048 | 165 | 117 | 33 | 15 |
687 | Now, we could this the hot water way or the cold water way! | 1.3818 | 0.05120 | 165 | 118 | 31 | 16 |
688 | That there's a certified low-flow shower head, pal. Trust me, after 10 minutes you'll be begging for the East River. | 1.3818 | 0.04974 | 165 | 116 | 35 | 14 |
689 | Sorry Mac, the pier’s under quarantine. | 1.3818 | 0.04823 | 165 | 114 | 39 | 12 |
690 | You’re right - tradition would dictate doing this off the end of a dock. But in the current environment, Health & Safety has advised us to work from home whenever possible. | 1.3818 | 0.04974 | 165 | 116 | 35 | 14 |
691 | You wouldn't come clean, so now it's curtains for you! | 1.3818 | 0.04899 | 165 | 115 | 37 | 13 |
692 | Look, some light bondage in the bedroom is one thing, but this is way outside my comfort zone. | 1.3818 | 0.04823 | 165 | 116 | 36 | 13 |
693 | The water bill, ‘will’ kill you. | 1.3818 | 0.05048 | 165 | 117 | 33 | 15 |
694 | You still here? | 1.3818 | 0.04823 | 165 | 114 | 39 | 12 |
695 | Dirty work from home. | 1.3818 | 0.04823 | 165 | 114 | 39 | 12 |
696 | You talk NOW or I flush the toilet | 1.3818 | 0.04823 | 165 | 114 | 39 | 12 |
697 | Whacking from home sucks. | 1.3813 | 0.05630 | 139 | 100 | 25 | 14 |
698 | Either pay me or pay an extraordinarily high hot water bill. Your choice. | 1.3810 | 0.05052 | 168 | 120 | 32 | 16 |
699 | If you don't start talking, your bathroom floor is gonna get really, really wet. | 1.3810 | 0.04909 | 168 | 118 | 36 | 14 |
700 | Well,the President recommends this COVID treatment | 1.3810 | 0.04981 | 168 | 119 | 34 | 15 |
701 | You've got one more chance to come clean. | 1.3810 | 0.05052 | 168 | 120 | 32 | 16 |
702 | Get talking, or I’ll flush. | 1.3810 | 0.04532 | 168 | 118 | 38 | 12 |
703 | We'll see how quiet you are once I flush this toilet. | 1.3804 | 0.04455 | 163 | 108 | 48 | 7 |
704 | There's something I'm not doing right, but I just cant put my finger on it... | 1.3804 | 0.04703 | 163 | 111 | 42 | 10 |
705 | time to come clean Jimmy, time to come clean | 1.3800 | 0.06633 | 100 | 72 | 18 | 10 |
706 | I didn't have the cab fare to the East River. | 1.3795 | 0.05022 | 166 | 118 | 33 | 15 |
707 | Budget cuts, man. It'll have to do. | 1.3795 | 0.05022 | 166 | 118 | 33 | 15 |
708 | You’re really in hot water now. | 1.3795 | 0.04875 | 166 | 116 | 37 | 13 |
709 | Everyone talks once the toes start pruning. | 1.3775 | 0.05294 | 151 | 108 | 29 | 14 |
710 | Da river's froze up and the boss sez this gotta do til spring | 1.3774 | 0.05022 | 159 | 112 | 34 | 13 |
711 | You called for a plumber? | 1.3774 | 0.04861 | 159 | 110 | 38 | 11 |
712 | COOL OFF! You guys lost! | 1.3774 | 0.04861 | 159 | 110 | 38 | 11 |
713 | I don't mind wearing a mask, but I'm still adjusting to working from home. | 1.3774 | 0.05101 | 159 | 113 | 32 | 14 |
714 | I feel like I’m in one of those New Yorker cartoon caption contests. | 1.3774 | 0.05254 | 159 | 115 | 28 | 16 |
715 | Soon enough you’ll be sleepin’ with the rubber duckies. | 1.3758 | 0.04465 | 157 | 104 | 47 | 6 |
716 | Seriously. Would it kill you to take a shower? | 1.3758 | 0.04644 | 157 | 106 | 43 | 8 |
717 | According to the Bush Administration, it’s not technically murder. | 1.3758 | 0.04901 | 157 | 109 | 37 | 11 |
718 | Just until the polls close. | 1.3758 | 0.05145 | 157 | 112 | 31 | 14 |
719 | I'm gonna rub-a-dub-dub you out | 1.3758 | 0.04901 | 157 | 109 | 37 | 11 |
720 | Oh, you'll sing like a bird when the hot water runs out | 1.3758 | 0.04644 | 157 | 106 | 43 | 8 |
721 | Work From Home Fails: Mobster Edition | 1.3758 | 0.04731 | 157 | 107 | 41 | 9 |
722 | Your gonna come clean even if it is the last thing you do. | 1.3758 | 0.04644 | 157 | 106 | 43 | 8 |
723 | You talk, or the neighbor downstairs gets it! | 1.3758 | 0.04901 | 157 | 109 | 37 | 11 |
724 | Flint, Michigan | 1.3758 | 0.04373 | 157 | 103 | 49 | 5 |
725 | Start talking or its a jacuzzi | 1.3758 | 0.04901 | 157 | 109 | 37 | 11 |
726 | Hey, rules is rules. I didn’t create the quarantine, pal. | 1.3758 | 0.04859 | 157 | 111 | 34 | 12 |
727 | Last chance, did you leave the cap off the toothpaste? | 1.3758 | 0.04688 | 157 | 109 | 38 | 10 |
728 | It's not torture, it's an Enhanced Mob Enforcement Technique. | 1.3758 | 0.05065 | 157 | 111 | 33 | 13 |
729 | Of course you need to take a shower first. We wouldn’t want to pollute the lake. | 1.3758 | 0.04817 | 157 | 108 | 39 | 10 |
730 | The boss said to make you come clean. | 1.3758 | 0.04731 | 157 | 107 | 41 | 9 |
731 | According to the governor’s new protocols, we have to sanitize you before you go sleep with the fishes. | 1.3758 | 0.05145 | 157 | 112 | 31 | 14 |
732 | Now, I’ll be back - when you’re ready to wear a mask | 1.3758 | 0.05145 | 157 | 112 | 31 | 14 |
733 | Get ready to sleep with the rubber duckies. | 1.3758 | 0.04644 | 157 | 106 | 43 | 8 |
734 | I've done this before, believe me, you'll come clean. | 1.3742 | 0.04681 | 155 | 105 | 42 | 8 |
735 | Who’s hiding now, Waldo. | 1.3742 | 0.05109 | 155 | 110 | 32 | 13 |
736 | Okay, so I read your lease and this is covered. | 1.3741 | 0.05036 | 147 | 102 | 35 | 10 |
737 | I'm gonna ask you one more time: Where's the duck! | 1.3734 | 0.04876 | 158 | 110 | 37 | 11 |
738 | Any lip and it will be shower curtains for you | 1.3734 | 0.04958 | 158 | 111 | 35 | 12 |
739 | Hey Louie, we need a deeper tub. | 1.3734 | 0.04958 | 158 | 111 | 35 | 12 |
740 | 'It takes a little while to get hot." | 1.3723 | 0.05076 | 137 | 94 | 35 | 8 |
741 | You face the final curtain. | 1.3718 | 0.04657 | 156 | 106 | 42 | 8 |
742 | Can you at least turn your head while I go? | 1.3718 | 0.05242 | 156 | 113 | 28 | 15 |
743 | I ain't risking Covid exposure by hauling your butt down to the East River. Capiche? | 1.3718 | 0.04831 | 156 | 108 | 38 | 10 |
744 | Your lucky buddy,the stay at home order is still in place. | 1.3718 | 0.04657 | 156 | 106 | 42 | 8 |
745 | We're on a budget, kid. | 1.3718 | 0.04745 | 156 | 107 | 40 | 9 |
746 | Ready to come clean yet? | 1.3718 | 0.04916 | 156 | 109 | 36 | 11 |
747 | This may take longer. | 1.3718 | 0.05081 | 156 | 111 | 32 | 13 |
748 | Now don't tell anyone you seen me or our next little rendezvous will be at the aquarium | 1.3718 | 0.04567 | 156 | 110 | 36 | 10 |
749 | We're treading water while the EPA approves our permit to dump. | 1.3718 | 0.04999 | 156 | 110 | 34 | 12 |
750 | You voted 6 million times, admit it | 1.3718 | 0.04999 | 156 | 110 | 34 | 12 |
751 | Just thought I should freshen up before we head to the harbor. | 1.3718 | 0.05081 | 156 | 111 | 32 | 13 |
752 | At least you're not a dirty rat. | 1.3706 | 0.04829 | 143 | 97 | 39 | 7 |
753 | Can you at least call my office and tell them I'm tied up and drowning in work? I'll be in hot water if I miss this morning's zoom call" | 1.3706 | 0.05497 | 143 | 104 | 25 | 14 |
754 | Better come clean- or else! | 1.3706 | 0.05029 | 143 | 99 | 35 | 9 |
755 | Vinnie's first day on the job. | 1.3701 | 0.04957 | 154 | 108 | 35 | 11 |
756 | I like to keep the trunk of my car super clean. | 1.3701 | 0.04602 | 154 | 104 | 43 | 7 |
757 | Well, Waldo. The gig is up. | 1.3701 | 0.05126 | 154 | 110 | 31 | 13 |
758 | Don't want me to flush this toilet? Better start talking. | 1.3701 | 0.04914 | 154 | 110 | 32 | 12 |
759 | The boss likes a clean hit. | 1.3701 | 0.04602 | 154 | 104 | 43 | 7 |
760 | Now, we can do this with or without the shampoo. | 1.3701 | 0.05126 | 154 | 110 | 31 | 13 |
761 | Where did you see toilet paper? | 1.3701 | 0.05368 | 154 | 113 | 25 | 16 |
762 | Don't believe everything you see in the movies kid, our ruthlessness has been greatly exaggerated. | 1.3701 | 0.04957 | 154 | 108 | 35 | 11 |
763 | Tonight you sleep with a rubber ducky. | 1.3701 | 0.05126 | 154 | 110 | 31 | 13 |
764 | You are all washed up” | 1.3701 | 0.05126 | 154 | 110 | 31 | 13 |
765 | We have ways of making you wash. | 1.3701 | 0.05042 | 154 | 109 | 33 | 12 |
766 | You talk now, or the duckie gets it next | 1.3701 | 0.04871 | 154 | 107 | 37 | 10 |
767 | It's up to you, Culligan...you can go the hard way or the soft way. | 1.3701 | 0.04693 | 154 | 105 | 41 | 8 |
768 | I told you to keep the curtain inside the tub, see! | 1.3701 | 0.04871 | 154 | 107 | 37 | 10 |
769 | To be honest Pal,maybe your last curtain,maybe not... | 1.3701 | 0.04871 | 154 | 107 | 37 | 10 |
770 | The pier has gotten too touristy. | 1.3701 | 0.04783 | 154 | 106 | 39 | 9 |
771 | Like I told ya, ya better come clean. | 1.3701 | 0.04957 | 154 | 108 | 35 | 11 |
772 | Hudson River, Version COVID-19 | 1.3701 | 0.04957 | 154 | 108 | 35 | 11 |
773 | So, are you finally ready to admit the pleated skirt really makes my outfit? | 1.3701 | 0.04871 | 154 | 107 | 37 | 10 |
774 | This may not look bad for you but that water’s from Flint, Michigan. | 1.3701 | 0.05126 | 154 | 110 | 31 | 13 |
775 | You want warmer water? | 1.3701 | 0.04783 | 154 | 106 | 39 | 9 |
776 | I’m only gonna ask this one more time. Where did you stash the PPE? | 1.3701 | 0.05208 | 154 | 111 | 29 | 14 |
777 | This’ll make sure you never lather, rinse, repeat this to nobody | 1.3701 | 0.04693 | 154 | 105 | 41 | 8 |
778 | This is the best I can do during quarantine | 1.3688 | 0.05173 | 141 | 99 | 32 | 10 |
779 | Your not Waldo. Where's Waldo? | 1.3684 | 0.04912 | 152 | 106 | 36 | 10 |
780 | You’re lucky you’re in quarantine. | 1.3684 | 0.04912 | 152 | 106 | 36 | 10 |
781 | Rocko's D+ average at Thug School was quickly playing out on his first real-world assignment. | 1.3684 | 0.05254 | 152 | 110 | 28 | 14 |
782 | Look kid, if you need to pee, I can close the curtain. | 1.3684 | 0.05171 | 152 | 109 | 30 | 13 |
783 | Rub-a-Dub-Dub rubbed out in a tub | 1.3684 | 0.04999 | 152 | 107 | 34 | 11 |
784 | Geez, I'da thrown you in the river, but the fine for dumping is just too high! | 1.3684 | 0.04999 | 152 | 107 | 34 | 11 |
785 | Once that Jello sets I'm gonna turn the faucets full cold ! | 1.3684 | 0.05086 | 152 | 108 | 32 | 12 |
786 | I’m about to call in and have a burrito delivered, would you like something? | 1.3684 | 0.05254 | 152 | 110 | 28 | 14 |
787 | I knew i shouldn't have delegated this task... | 1.3684 | 0.05254 | 152 | 110 | 28 | 14 |
788 | Come in and untie him, boys. He’s clean. | 1.3684 | 0.04999 | 152 | 107 | 34 | 11 |
789 | Kill you!? Naw! But, you'll really need to use the bathroom in about 5 minutes. | 1.3684 | 0.04999 | 152 | 107 | 34 | 11 |
790 | We're the kinder, gentler mafia. | 1.3684 | 0.04912 | 152 | 106 | 36 | 10 |
791 | As soon as Cuomo says it's safe to leave the house, I'm dumpin' you in the Hudson! | 1.3684 | 0.05254 | 152 | 110 | 28 | 14 |
792 | Come clean Johnny, or it"s curtains for ya. | 1.3684 | 0.04999 | 152 | 107 | 34 | 11 |
793 | You’re lucky we also work from home | 1.3684 | 0.04731 | 152 | 104 | 40 | 8 |
794 | Listen, I’m not going to tell you how to do your job, but... | 1.3684 | 0.04912 | 152 | 106 | 36 | 10 |
795 | It’s the best I could do during lockdown... | 1.3684 | 0.04731 | 152 | 104 | 40 | 8 |
796 | This will do until the quarantine ends and we can go to the bridge. | 1.3667 | 0.04953 | 150 | 105 | 35 | 10 |
797 | I find it's safer during a pandemic. | 1.3667 | 0.04769 | 150 | 103 | 39 | 8 |
798 | We don't just launder money. | 1.3667 | 0.05131 | 150 | 107 | 31 | 12 |
799 | Tings was easier before da EPA fined us for dumpin' in da harbor. | 1.3667 | 0.05043 | 150 | 106 | 33 | 11 |
800 | You're in hot water now, pal. | 1.3667 | 0.04479 | 150 | 100 | 45 | 5 |
801 | Don't move - I forgot the gag - I'll be right back! | 1.3667 | 0.05131 | 150 | 107 | 31 | 12 |
802 | You'll start talking when you see the water bill. | 1.3667 | 0.04769 | 150 | 103 | 39 | 8 |
803 | Anthony Perkins will be by later to check in on you. | 1.3667 | 0.04953 | 150 | 105 | 35 | 10 |
804 | We do things differently here in the desert | 1.3667 | 0.04769 | 150 | 103 | 39 | 8 |
805 | And here’s the best part — everybody’ll think it was a suicide. | 1.3667 | 0.05217 | 150 | 108 | 29 | 13 |
806 | Lettin ya off easy, kid | 1.3667 | 0.04722 | 150 | 105 | 36 | 9 |
807 | Not so hard to find now are you, Wally? | 1.3667 | 0.05217 | 150 | 108 | 29 | 13 |
808 | This shelter in place order has really crimped my style. | 1.3667 | 0.04769 | 150 | 103 | 39 | 8 |
809 | Sorry, it was low tide. | 1.3667 | 0.05386 | 150 | 110 | 25 | 15 |
810 | The new boss previously ran a country club. If he says you have to take a shower before I throw you in the river, then you have to take a shower before I throw you in the river. | 1.3667 | 0.05468 | 150 | 111 | 23 | 16 |
811 | Start talking or the shower’s gonna get real cold” | 1.3667 | 0.04578 | 150 | 101 | 43 | 6 |
812 | It makes no sense to me but the boss said to have you come clean before I throw you in the East River | 1.3667 | 0.05131 | 150 | 107 | 31 | 12 |
813 | Tenants downstairs are gonna kill you. | 1.3667 | 0.05043 | 150 | 106 | 33 | 11 |
814 | The boss took a bath on your investment tip. This is payback. | 1.3667 | 0.05217 | 150 | 108 | 29 | 13 |
815 | The boss told me to make sure this was a clean kill. | 1.3667 | 0.04674 | 150 | 102 | 41 | 7 |
816 | What are you doing in my apartment? | 1.3667 | 0.04769 | 150 | 103 | 39 | 8 |
817 | We need to clean you up before you sleep with the fishes. | 1.3667 | 0.04674 | 150 | 110 | 31 | 9 |
818 | Your time is over, pal. You're all washed up. | 1.3667 | 0.04769 | 150 | 103 | 39 | 8 |
819 | I knew Archimedes,and you are no Archimedes. | 1.3667 | 0.05302 | 150 | 109 | 27 | 14 |
820 | Come clean and I’ll let you go” | 1.3667 | 0.04769 | 150 | 103 | 39 | 8 |
821 | When the super finds the overflow, you’re dead. | 1.3667 | 0.04862 | 150 | 104 | 37 | 9 |
822 | These stay-at-home orders made us change our business model. | 1.3667 | 0.04479 | 150 | 100 | 45 | 5 |
823 | It’s my job to make sure ya come clean. | 1.3667 | 0.04674 | 150 | 102 | 41 | 7 |
824 | Recent COVID stay-at-home orders impact niche industries | 1.3667 | 0.05131 | 150 | 107 | 31 | 12 |
825 | You're all washed up, kid. | 1.3667 | 0.04953 | 150 | 105 | 35 | 10 |
826 | You'd better talk now or you'll be swimmin' with the rubber duckies. | 1.3630 | 0.04945 | 146 | 102 | 35 | 9 |
827 | The boss wants you to swim with the rubber duckies. | 1.3630 | 0.04598 | 146 | 101 | 38 | 7 |
828 | I prefer the traditional method, but I'm under house arrest. | 1.3630 | 0.05039 | 146 | 103 | 33 | 10 |
829 | I left a hammer and chisel in the kitchen for your wife, and ordered Thai food for 7:30. Next time, no Thai food. | 1.3630 | 0.05401 | 146 | 107 | 25 | 14 |
830 | Talk or I'll scrub behind your ears. | 1.3630 | 0.05223 | 146 | 105 | 29 | 12 |
831 | We don’t want you swimming with the fishes; we just want you to come clean with us. | 1.3630 | 0.05039 | 146 | 103 | 33 | 10 |
832 | It's the only way I can get anyone to listen to my poems. | 1.3630 | 0.05223 | 146 | 105 | 29 | 12 |
833 | Do yourself a favor here. Talk and I switch it to pulsating massage. | 1.3630 | 0.05223 | 146 | 105 | 29 | 12 |
834 | You're lucky. The Hudson's so polluted nothing sinks anymore. | 1.3630 | 0.04799 | 146 | 103 | 34 | 9 |
835 | Boss says to always shower before swimming | 1.3630 | 0.05313 | 146 | 106 | 27 | 13 |
836 | I applaud your diligence, but hit men trainees don't practice on themselves. | 1.3630 | 0.05039 | 146 | 103 | 33 | 10 |
837 | Now listen kid, it didn't have to come to this, just stop hitting "reply-all." | 1.3630 | 0.05039 | 146 | 103 | 33 | 10 |
838 | Just not the same with these "no dumping" restrictions | 1.3630 | 0.05039 | 146 | 103 | 33 | 10 |
839 | Tonight you sleep with the loofas | 1.3630 | 0.05132 | 146 | 104 | 31 | 11 |
840 | This is just the phase 2 clinical trial. We are confident that phase 3 will show that our method is, in fact, 100% effective. | 1.3630 | 0.05039 | 146 | 103 | 33 | 10 |
841 | The CDC sent me to make sure you stop touching your face | 1.3630 | 0.05039 | 146 | 103 | 33 | 10 |
842 | Yeah,the last guy didn't wanna join the Coop Board either | 1.3630 | 0.05132 | 146 | 104 | 31 | 11 |
843 | It's hard water, kid. | 1.3630 | 0.04945 | 146 | 102 | 35 | 9 |
844 | Easy pal, I don’t tell you how to do YOUR job. | 1.3630 | 0.05223 | 146 | 107 | 26 | 13 |
845 | The effort was good, but the execution was lacking. | 1.3630 | 0.04945 | 146 | 102 | 35 | 9 |
846 | Sorry we had to bring this inside, it's just still too dangerous out there... | 1.3630 | 0.05223 | 146 | 105 | 29 | 12 |
847 | I asked you nicely to keep it down up there... | 1.3630 | 0.05039 | 146 | 103 | 33 | 10 |
848 | It’s part of our new green initiative—we aren’t dumping anything into rivers anymore | 1.3630 | 0.04945 | 146 | 102 | 35 | 9 |
849 | Now that I think about it, ‘Don’t make it look like an accident’ seems like a strange order. | 1.3630 | 0.05313 | 146 | 106 | 27 | 13 |
850 | Start talkin or it's curtains for you. | 1.3630 | 0.04888 | 135 | 92 | 37 | 6 |
851 | Can I get you anything? | 1.3630 | 0.04999 | 135 | 93 | 35 | 7 |
852 | You picked waterboarding; but we can also throw in a toaster. | 1.3611 | 0.05179 | 144 | 103 | 30 | 11 |
853 | These COVID restrictions are putting a real damper on my modus operandi. | 1.3611 | 0.05084 | 144 | 102 | 32 | 10 |
854 | Yeah, it ain't cement either; it's oatmeal. | 1.3611 | 0.05084 | 144 | 102 | 32 | 10 |
855 | Didn’t think it through, did ya! | 1.3611 | 0.04789 | 144 | 99 | 38 | 7 |
856 | I'd be arrested if I took you down to the docks without a mask. | 1.3611 | 0.05084 | 144 | 102 | 32 | 10 |
857 | I’ll leave you on the beach. It’ll look like you escaped. | 1.3611 | 0.05084 | 144 | 102 | 32 | 10 |
858 | Lucky for you, we're not allowed to dump stuff in the river no more. | 1.3611 | 0.05271 | 144 | 104 | 28 | 12 |
859 | This avoids the dumping fines. | 1.3611 | 0.05084 | 144 | 102 | 32 | 10 |
860 | By the time the cops get here your face will be all scrunchy. | 1.3611 | 0.05084 | 144 | 102 | 32 | 10 |
861 | Never ever speak to your mother that way again! | 1.3611 | 0.05084 | 144 | 102 | 32 | 10 |
862 | Hey, I done my part, now you gotta stop breathing! | 1.3611 | 0.05179 | 144 | 103 | 30 | 11 |
863 | The Governor said you had to be quarantined. She didn’t say how. | 1.3611 | 0.04987 | 144 | 101 | 34 | 9 |
864 | I really need to be clearer on my instructions with these millennials. | 1.3611 | 0.05179 | 144 | 103 | 30 | 11 |
865 | Okay if I smoke in here? | 1.3611 | 0.04889 | 144 | 100 | 36 | 8 |
866 | I’ll tell ’em you sleep with the rubber duckies | 1.3611 | 0.05084 | 144 | 102 | 32 | 10 |
867 | It's the new Covid 19 protocol- then the Gowanas. | 1.3611 | 0.04889 | 144 | 100 | 36 | 8 |
868 | Ok, ya punk, come clean. | 1.3611 | 0.05271 | 144 | 104 | 28 | 12 |
869 | Damn state regulations say we can't dump you in the river! | 1.3611 | 0.05363 | 144 | 105 | 26 | 13 |
870 | If you don't start talking, I'll move you into the master bath. | 1.3611 | 0.05271 | 144 | 104 | 28 | 12 |
871 | Let me know if the pressure gets to you. | 1.3611 | 0.04686 | 144 | 98 | 40 | 6 |
872 | This is just a teaser for the big picture coming soon to a river near you. | 1.3611 | 0.05363 | 144 | 105 | 26 | 13 |
873 | Oh yeah. I forgots the fishes. | 1.3611 | 0.04789 | 144 | 99 | 38 | 7 |
874 | Admit it! You lost Georgia! | 1.3611 | 0.04939 | 144 | 103 | 31 | 10 |
875 | I don't really care that your pajamas are dry clean only. | 1.3611 | 0.05084 | 144 | 105 | 29 | 10 |
876 | They told me to make sure you’re clean. | 1.3611 | 0.05084 | 144 | 102 | 32 | 10 |
877 | One false move and I'll flush. | 1.3611 | 0.04889 | 144 | 100 | 36 | 8 |
878 | Time to go swimming with the rubber duckies | 1.3611 | 0.05179 | 144 | 103 | 30 | 11 |
879 | Ummmm are you sure you know how this works? | 1.3611 | 0.04987 | 144 | 101 | 34 | 9 |
880 | You’re lucky the boss said I gotta work from home | 1.3611 | 0.04987 | 144 | 101 | 34 | 9 |
881 | I'm just popping out to get some milk, you want anything? | 1.3611 | 0.04889 | 144 | 100 | 36 | 8 |
882 | The only work I get these days are inside jobs | 1.3611 | 0.04789 | 144 | 99 | 38 | 7 |
883 | Next time, agree to wash your hands, and I won’t have to do this again. | 1.3611 | 0.05084 | 144 | 102 | 32 | 10 |
884 | Last chance to talk or I flush. | 1.3611 | 0.04889 | 144 | 100 | 36 | 8 |
885 | Bob the Nose had been trained to do mob hits over Zoom. | 1.3611 | 0.05453 | 144 | 106 | 24 | 14 |
886 | I told you, we don't tolerate no dirty rats. | 1.3592 | 0.04395 | 142 | 104 | 29 | 9 |
887 | Trump said this would cure COVid. | 1.3592 | 0.05226 | 142 | 102 | 29 | 11 |
888 | Enough with the stunts, Kevin, rent is still due on the 5th. | 1.3592 | 0.05226 | 142 | 102 | 29 | 11 |
889 | Ok, so the birdbath didn't work and neither did this. Well I've got news for you smart ass, the wading pool is next! | 1.3592 | 0.05130 | 142 | 101 | 31 | 10 |
890 | In retrospect, Senator Franken wondered if his career might have lasted longer as a Republican. | 1.3592 | 0.05595 | 142 | 106 | 21 | 15 |
891 | We thought you should experience climate change since you keep denying it. | 1.3592 | 0.05595 | 142 | 106 | 21 | 15 |
892 | Luca Brasi swims with the fishes? I knew Luca Brasi. You're no Luca Brasi. | 1.3592 | 0.05130 | 142 | 101 | 31 | 10 |
893 | Just tell us where the Trump ballots are... | 1.3592 | 0.05321 | 142 | 103 | 27 | 12 |
894 | Being a hitman who respects anti-dumping laws is not without complications, kid. | 1.3592 | 0.05226 | 142 | 102 | 29 | 11 |
895 | Yeah, we;re lowest bidder, what gave us up? | 1.3592 | 0.04931 | 142 | 99 | 35 | 8 |
896 | This time I'm going to let you off with a warning. | 1.3592 | 0.04829 | 142 | 98 | 37 | 7 |
897 | Boss said to sink you, but this’ll work better than the sink. | 1.3592 | 0.05321 | 142 | 103 | 27 | 12 |
898 | And I’m also socially distanced. | 1.3592 | 0.04931 | 142 | 99 | 35 | 8 |
899 | You're taller than I thought you'd be. | 1.3592 | 0.04829 | 142 | 98 | 37 | 7 |
900 | Sorry, son...but this is what daddy does when you go against the family. | 1.3592 | 0.05130 | 142 | 101 | 31 | 10 |
901 | No, I paint houses. I don't give shampoos. | 1.3592 | 0.05505 | 142 | 105 | 23 | 14 |
902 | Chump, have you seen the river? I'm not that ruthless. | 1.3592 | 0.05226 | 142 | 102 | 29 | 11 |
903 | I told you, no delivery service to the East River until after Covid. | 1.3592 | 0.05031 | 142 | 100 | 33 | 9 |
904 | Temperature OK? | 1.3592 | 0.05031 | 142 | 100 | 33 | 9 |
905 | Joey,how do ya still got the hiccups? | 1.3592 | 0.05321 | 142 | 103 | 27 | 12 |
906 | This isn't our usual methodology. We've had to make some compromises with the Covid and all. | 1.3592 | 0.05414 | 142 | 104 | 25 | 13 |
907 | Covid curfew is on so we'll have to stay inside and pretend you're drowning. | 1.3592 | 0.05031 | 142 | 100 | 33 | 9 |
908 | Giuliani said this will work | 1.3592 | 0.05031 | 142 | 100 | 33 | 9 |
909 | We’re trying to be more environmentally conscious. | 1.3592 | 0.04829 | 142 | 98 | 37 | 7 |
910 | Next time yous’ll think first about sneezing near me, kid. | 1.3592 | 0.05031 | 142 | 100 | 33 | 9 |
911 | Gimme the rubber ducky and no one gets hurt. | 1.3586 | 0.05149 | 145 | 104 | 30 | 11 |
912 | Whatcha gonna do? It's been a tough year for all of us. | 1.3586 | 0.04959 | 145 | 102 | 34 | 9 |
913 | It's not as quick as the river but, trust me, the water bill will kill you. | 1.3586 | 0.05241 | 145 | 105 | 28 | 12 |
914 | This is how we at the C.I.A. waterboard White people. Is the temp' okay? | 1.3586 | 0.04762 | 145 | 100 | 38 | 7 |
915 | If you think this is bad, wait until I put on the polka music. | 1.3586 | 0.05055 | 145 | 103 | 32 | 10 |
916 | Usually we’d be at the docks, but the Capo takes this stay-at-home order very serious. | 1.3586 | 0.04959 | 145 | 102 | 34 | 9 |
917 | Everyone talks eventually. It's just a matter of how much pruneyness you can stand. | 1.3571 | 0.05076 | 140 | 99 | 32 | 9 |
918 | You shoulda come clean earlier. | 1.3571 | 0.05076 | 140 | 99 | 32 | 9 |
919 | The hot water will run out in a minute. | 1.3571 | 0.04869 | 140 | 97 | 36 | 7 |
920 | Mind if I pull the curtain while I go? | 1.3571 | 0.05275 | 140 | 101 | 28 | 11 |
921 | It's curtains for you, Louie. | 1.3571 | 0.04763 | 140 | 96 | 38 | 6 |
922 | Normally we'd throw youse in the river, but things have changed since da Boss started following Greta Thunberg on Twitter. | 1.3571 | 0.05466 | 140 | 103 | 24 | 13 |
923 | Well, let's see if you're still so tight-lipped once I flush the toilet on ya a few times. | 1.3571 | 0.04310 | 140 | 102 | 30 | 8 |
924 | Sorry, budget cuts. | 1.3571 | 0.05371 | 140 | 102 | 26 | 12 |
925 | Sorry about this Mr. Drake, but what with the Covid restrictions, we couldn't get an appointment at the harbor for another 3 weeks, and some of my men are obviously not adapting as well as others. | 1.3571 | 0.05741 | 140 | 106 | 18 | 16 |
926 | It's this pandemic. We've had to cut corners. | 1.3571 | 0.04485 | 140 | 96 | 39 | 5 |
927 | It might get colder.. Vince wants to do the dishes.. | 1.3571 | 0.04485 | 140 | 98 | 36 | 6 |
928 | You need to come clean! | 1.3571 | 0.04763 | 140 | 96 | 38 | 6 |
929 | It's too long a drive to the lake. | 1.3571 | 0.04974 | 140 | 98 | 34 | 8 |
930 | OK smart guy, you will be talkin' when the water gets up to your chin. | 1.3571 | 0.05076 | 140 | 99 | 32 | 9 |
931 | Yeah, it's a pain, but YMCA rules are that if you're using the pool you gotta shower first | 1.3571 | 0.05275 | 140 | 101 | 28 | 11 |
932 | We don't want scum like you polluting the ocean. | 1.3571 | 0.05371 | 140 | 102 | 26 | 12 |
933 | No we don't have shampoo | 1.3571 | 0.04542 | 140 | 94 | 42 | 4 |
934 | And this is how the ‘good cop’ left you? | 1.3571 | 0.05076 | 140 | 99 | 32 | 9 |
935 | Relocating away from the shore proved to be a bad career move | 1.3571 | 0.05176 | 140 | 100 | 30 | 10 |
936 | You need me to hold your glasses? | 1.3571 | 0.05076 | 140 | 99 | 32 | 9 |
937 | I’m giving you one more chance to come clean. | 1.3571 | 0.04869 | 140 | 97 | 36 | 7 |
938 | We’re just going to wait here until you come clean. | 1.3571 | 0.04542 | 140 | 104 | 26 | 10 |
939 | Don't Mask, Don't Tell | 1.3571 | 0.04763 | 140 | 96 | 38 | 6 |
940 | For Jonny the Snake working from home turned out less easy than imagined | 1.3571 | 0.04654 | 140 | 95 | 40 | 5 |
941 | I see you've got yourself in some hot water again Larry" | 1.3566 | 0.05100 | 143 | 102 | 31 | 10 |
942 | Maybe it's just me, but I feel much less productive working from home. | 1.3566 | 0.05002 | 143 | 101 | 33 | 9 |
943 | There’s one more step before the coop board can give its final approval of your request to purchase this apartment. | 1.3562 | 0.05211 | 146 | 106 | 28 | 12 |
944 | Your mom told me you hate showers. | 1.3561 | 0.05498 | 132 | 96 | 25 | 11 |
945 | Jello today . . . Cement tomorrow! | 1.3561 | 0.05392 | 132 | 95 | 27 | 10 |
946 | Okay. I’m gonna ask you one last time—where’s the toilet paper? | 1.3561 | 0.05173 | 132 | 93 | 31 | 8 |
947 | We’s call this a preview. | 1.3551 | 0.05018 | 138 | 97 | 33 | 8 |
948 | You’ve got about 10 more seconds to give me a name, punk, before I toss in this here bath bomb and things really get luxurious. | 1.3551 | 0.05224 | 138 | 99 | 29 | 10 |
949 | The boss says to shower before you swim with the fishes. | 1.3543 | 0.04940 | 127 | 87 | 35 | 5 |
950 | Its not my idea - we were told to shelter in place! | 1.3538 | 0.05764 | 130 | 97 | 20 | 13 |
951 | I am pretty sure this isn’t what they had in mind when they called for water boarding | 1.3538 | 0.05445 | 130 | 94 | 26 | 10 |
952 | Money laundering ain't what it used to be. | 1.3538 | 0.05222 | 130 | 92 | 30 | 8 |
953 | Well if you're so smart how come you're the one in the bucket? | 1.3538 | 0.05335 | 130 | 93 | 28 | 9 |
954 | So maybe I didn’t figure this out right. | 1.3538 | 0.05445 | 130 | 94 | 26 | 10 |
955 | It'll be like this, minus the oxygen. | 1.3538 | 0.05764 | 130 | 97 | 20 | 13 |
956 | The 'mob'? Naw. I've always been a plumber. | 1.3538 | 0.05335 | 130 | 93 | 28 | 9 |
957 | This is your last chance to tell me everything you know about the bath bomb. | 1.3538 | 0.05445 | 130 | 94 | 26 | 10 |
958 | For the last time...how many people are coming for Thanksgiving? | 1.3538 | 0.05222 | 130 | 92 | 30 | 8 |
959 | I hope you remember this the next time you try and use all the hot water | 1.3538 | 0.05335 | 130 | 93 | 28 | 9 |
960 | You think I’m stupid? | 1.3529 | 0.05274 | 136 | 98 | 28 | 10 |
961 | Don't make me mop the floor with ya | 1.3529 | 0.05169 | 136 | 97 | 30 | 9 |
962 | Since my car broke down on the way to the dock, I had to improvise. | 1.3529 | 0.05063 | 136 | 96 | 32 | 8 |
963 | stay at home order | 1.3529 | 0.04954 | 136 | 95 | 34 | 7 |
964 | Use yer imagination, punk. | 1.3529 | 0.05274 | 136 | 98 | 28 | 10 |
965 | This is punishment for not wearing a facemask." | 1.3529 | 0.05169 | 136 | 97 | 30 | 9 |
966 | The Boss ordered me to make sure you come clean | 1.3529 | 0.05169 | 136 | 97 | 30 | 9 |
967 | Yes, I know that we need water softener. | 1.3529 | 0.05169 | 136 | 97 | 30 | 9 |
968 | You're lucky the new boss is part of the 'kinder, gentler' generation. | 1.3529 | 0.04843 | 136 | 94 | 36 | 6 |
969 | Before we launder our money, we like to launder our accountants. | 1.3529 | 0.05376 | 136 | 99 | 26 | 11 |
970 | Because 'Sleepin' with the fishes' has been done to death. | 1.3529 | 0.04843 | 136 | 94 | 36 | 6 |
971 | Quarantine has had a deleterious effect on my job performance. | 1.3529 | 0.05169 | 136 | 97 | 30 | 9 |
972 | Well, I'm glad your organisation is respecting lockdown. | 1.3529 | 0.04954 | 136 | 95 | 34 | 7 |
973 | Why do you think they call me "Johnny the Plumber?" | 1.3529 | 0.04843 | 136 | 94 | 36 | 6 |
974 | Let me know when you're ready to come clean. | 1.3529 | 0.05169 | 136 | 97 | 30 | 9 |
975 | It looks like it shower curtains for you. | 1.3529 | 0.04729 | 136 | 93 | 38 | 5 |
976 | Haven't you heard that grime doesn't pay? | 1.3529 | 0.04612 | 136 | 92 | 40 | 4 |
977 | President Trump’s lead counsel continues to interview voters in Pennsylvania to root out election fraud. | 1.3529 | 0.05476 | 136 | 100 | 24 | 12 |
978 | I do mind the smoke though. | 1.3529 | 0.05274 | 136 | 98 | 28 | 10 |
979 | You can't keep doing this, Rob. Just take the Zoom call and get it over with. | 1.3529 | 0.05274 | 136 | 98 | 28 | 10 |
980 | You look different from your Tinder picture. | 1.3529 | 0.04954 | 136 | 95 | 34 | 7 |
981 | Nobody installs a low-flow shower head in my tub and lives to tell about it, see? | 1.3525 | 0.05193 | 139 | 100 | 29 | 10 |
982 | Man, would I love to get closer than six feet to you. | 1.3525 | 0.04988 | 139 | 98 | 33 | 8 |
983 | Do you mind smoking outside? | 1.3525 | 0.05292 | 139 | 101 | 27 | 11 |
984 | Haven't got time for the drip drip drip drip water torture routine. | 1.3525 | 0.05092 | 139 | 99 | 31 | 9 |
985 | I wouldn't throw my trash in the river | 1.3525 | 0.05092 | 139 | 99 | 31 | 9 |
986 | Yes, like that, but a bigger body of water | 1.3525 | 0.04988 | 139 | 98 | 33 | 8 |
987 | Prelude to your swim, kid. | 1.3525 | 0.04882 | 139 | 97 | 35 | 7 |
988 | They told me, nothing messy. | 1.3525 | 0.02863 | 139 | 102 | 33 | 4 |
989 | You mess wit us, you sleep wit the duckies. | 1.3525 | 0.04882 | 139 | 97 | 35 | 7 |
990 | You'll wish you were dead after you see your water bill. | 1.3525 | 0.04988 | 139 | 98 | 33 | 8 |
991 | Welcome to the kinder, gentler mob..... | 1.3525 | 0.04988 | 139 | 98 | 33 | 8 |
992 | The boss preferred something more drawn-out and painful, like seeing you try to collect on a water damage claim.” | 1.3525 | 0.05092 | 139 | 99 | 31 | 9 |
993 | You won't need shampoo. | 1.3525 | 0.05092 | 139 | 99 | 31 | 9 |
994 | OK, Franken--How DID you get to the Senate?! | 1.3525 | 0.05092 | 139 | 99 | 31 | 9 |
995 | You're just lucky Big Louie says I gotta work from home, pal! | 1.3525 | 0.04774 | 139 | 96 | 37 | 6 |
996 | Get the idea? Now talk. | 1.3525 | 0.05292 | 139 | 101 | 27 | 11 |
997 | If you don't drown soon, we're going to have to shoot you... | 1.3525 | 0.04720 | 139 | 103 | 27 | 9 |
998 | Because you and I are both COVID quarantined, this was the best I could do. | 1.3525 | 0.04988 | 139 | 98 | 33 | 8 |
999 | I don’t know who this Archimedes guy is, but he’s next on my list. | 1.3525 | 0.04882 | 139 | 97 | 35 | 7 |
1000 | OK, that's it. You're gonna sleep with the bathtub scum. | 1.3525 | 0.04882 | 139 | 97 | 35 | 7 |
1001 | Is this apartment 1A, or 1B? | 1.3525 | 0.04774 | 139 | 96 | 37 | 6 |
1002 | What happened to the sleeping with fishes part? | 1.3525 | 0.04988 | 139 | 98 | 33 | 8 |
1003 | Are you ready to come clean or do you need more water? | 1.3525 | 0.04882 | 139 | 97 | 35 | 7 |
1004 | There’ve been budget cuts | 1.3525 | 0.04774 | 139 | 96 | 37 | 6 |
1005 | We’d be doing this at the docks if it weren’t for the 10 o’clock curfew. | 1.3525 | 0.04882 | 139 | 97 | 35 | 7 |
1006 | I don’t think this is how waterboarding works. | 1.3525 | 0.04988 | 139 | 98 | 33 | 8 |
1007 | Alright, he’s clean | 1.3525 | 0.04882 | 139 | 97 | 35 | 7 |
1008 | Mr. Trump told us to make it look like a suicide. | 1.3516 | 0.05611 | 128 | 94 | 23 | 11 |
1009 | You could’ve told me your safe requires facial recognition. | 1.3516 | 0.05387 | 128 | 92 | 27 | 9 |
1010 | Sing, or you’re sleeping with the dishes. | 1.3516 | 0.05387 | 128 | 92 | 27 | 9 |
1011 | We sure appreciate you volunteering to help in our training program. | 1.3516 | 0.05272 | 128 | 91 | 29 | 8 |
1012 | Now I won't get my security deposit back | 1.3516 | 0.05387 | 128 | 92 | 27 | 9 |
1013 | We're wasting water. That's the real crime. | 1.3516 | 0.05611 | 128 | 94 | 23 | 11 |
1014 | C’mon ‘bub’, spill it already! My hot water bill is gonna be through the roof! | 1.3516 | 0.05154 | 128 | 90 | 31 | 7 |
1015 | It's just dirty business. | 1.3516 | 0.05330 | 128 | 94 | 24 | 10 |
1016 | Sorry, we can’t enjoy sea view and fresh air, the city’s on lockdown. | 1.3516 | 0.05387 | 128 | 92 | 27 | 9 |
1017 | We don’t use the river no more. We’re going carbon neutral by 2050. | 1.3516 | 0.05272 | 128 | 91 | 29 | 8 |
1018 | We’re practicing for a kinder, gentler 2021. | 1.3507 | 0.04884 | 134 | 93 | 35 | 6 |
1019 | One way or another you're gonna' come clean. | 1.3500 | 0.04959 | 140 | 99 | 33 | 8 |
1020 | Shame if something were to happen to your beautiful bathroom. | 1.3497 | 0.04988 | 143 | 102 | 32 | 9 |
1021 | I'm telling you for the last time, big shot....you better come clean. | 1.3492 | 0.05203 | 126 | 89 | 30 | 7 |
1022 | You're just lucky we couldn't find the board. | 1.3492 | 0.05323 | 126 | 90 | 28 | 8 |
1023 | No, I won't put on a mask. | 1.3492 | 0.05323 | 126 | 90 | 28 | 8 |
1024 | I got plenty a quarters for the shower meter pal. | 1.3492 | 0.03874 | 126 | 92 | 29 | 5 |
1025 | This is what it takes for you mother to get you to shower? | 1.3492 | 0.05441 | 126 | 91 | 26 | 9 |
1026 | Waterboarding isn't what it used to be. | 1.3492 | 0.03791 | 126 | 94 | 26 | 6 |
1027 | Boy are you unlucky, the last guy got a hot tub. | 1.3492 | 0.05557 | 126 | 92 | 24 | 10 |
1028 | Looks like it’s shower curtains for you pal! | 1.3492 | 0.05441 | 126 | 91 | 26 | 9 |
1029 | This is a little tougher to do with you in self-isolation | 1.3492 | 0.05670 | 126 | 93 | 22 | 11 |
1030 | Sooner or later that cement is gonna harden bucko! | 1.3492 | 0.05441 | 126 | 91 | 26 | 9 |
1031 | Today’s your lucky day. If there hadn’t been a “Stay At Home” order by the governor, you and your concrete shoes would be in the river. | 1.3492 | 0.05323 | 126 | 90 | 28 | 8 |
1032 | Ya ready to come clean? | 1.3492 | 0.05781 | 126 | 94 | 20 | 12 |
1033 | Listen,they told me to perform a clean job. | 1.3492 | 0.05323 | 126 | 90 | 28 | 8 |
1034 | Nowwill you tell me where your brother Waldo is | 1.3492 | 0.05441 | 126 | 91 | 26 | 9 |
1035 | Due to safe distancing protocols, this is the closest I can get you to the East River. | 1.3492 | 0.05323 | 126 | 90 | 28 | 8 |
1036 | Fess up now or you will be sleeping with the, er... shower curtain. | 1.3492 | 0.05670 | 126 | 93 | 22 | 11 |
1037 | Working from home ain't as easy as it sounds. | 1.3492 | 0.05323 | 126 | 90 | 28 | 8 |
1038 | Oh, yeah? Wait 'till the water gets cold. | 1.3492 | 0.05203 | 126 | 89 | 30 | 7 |
1039 | You'll come clean eventually. | 1.3492 | 0.05441 | 126 | 91 | 26 | 9 |
1040 | I need to rethink my work from home setup. | 1.3492 | 0.05323 | 126 | 90 | 28 | 8 |
1041 | 2020 is not over yet | 1.3492 | 0.05441 | 126 | 91 | 26 | 9 |
1042 | This is your second warning. Third time it'll be the real thing. | 1.3492 | 0.05557 | 126 | 92 | 24 | 10 |
1043 | This is a socially distanced offer you can’t refuse. | 1.3492 | 0.05557 | 126 | 92 | 24 | 10 |
1044 | Wait here, I gotta go pick up some fishes. | 1.3485 | 0.05043 | 132 | 93 | 32 | 7 |
1045 | Harvard sent us for the money you owe. | 1.3485 | 0.05376 | 132 | 96 | 26 | 10 |
1046 | Your mom thought this would be the best way to get you to shower and do your laundry. | 1.3485 | 0.05587 | 132 | 98 | 22 | 12 |
1047 | Yeah. This is my first job. How did you know? | 1.3485 | 0.05376 | 132 | 96 | 26 | 10 |
1048 | You mind closing your eyes for five minutes? | 1.3485 | 0.05376 | 132 | 96 | 26 | 10 |
1049 | The suspense will kill you. | 1.3485 | 0.05267 | 132 | 95 | 28 | 9 |
1050 | The hot water ain’t gonna last forever. | 1.3485 | 0.04808 | 132 | 91 | 36 | 5 |
1051 | The East River will have to wait for now, kid. Outside without masks will draw the cops. | 1.3481 | 0.05185 | 135 | 97 | 29 | 9 |
1052 | Not so bad, you say? Wait 'til the hot water runs out. | 1.3481 | 0.05077 | 135 | 96 | 31 | 8 |
1053 | Next time, no hot water! | 1.3481 | 0.04967 | 135 | 95 | 33 | 7 |
1054 | That’s not what the boss meant by scrubbing you. | 1.3481 | 0.04967 | 135 | 95 | 33 | 7 |
1055 | I know, but with the pandemic we can't go to the ocean,OK? | 1.3481 | 0.04855 | 135 | 94 | 35 | 6 |
1056 | The EPA won't let us do this the right way. | 1.3481 | 0.05291 | 135 | 98 | 27 | 10 |
1057 | Better come clean, Vinnie; youse in hot water. | 1.3481 | 0.04855 | 135 | 94 | 35 | 6 |
1058 | Yeah, we rub-a-dub-dubbed out Jimmy last week too. | 1.3481 | 0.05394 | 135 | 99 | 25 | 11 |
1059 | I said I'm here to help you come clean. | 1.3481 | 0.05185 | 135 | 97 | 29 | 9 |
1060 | Yous are lucky the pier is closed. | 1.3481 | 0.04967 | 135 | 95 | 33 | 7 |
1061 | You know the dangers of second-hand smoke, so talk! | 1.3481 | 0.05394 | 135 | 99 | 25 | 11 |
1062 | Sir, no smoking in here please. | 1.3481 | 0.05496 | 135 | 100 | 23 | 12 |
1063 | Start talking or I’ll flush the toilet again. | 1.3481 | 0.05291 | 135 | 98 | 27 | 10 |
1064 | I'm hoping the secondhand smoke kills you. | 1.3481 | 0.05077 | 135 | 96 | 31 | 8 |
1065 | Come clean, or I'll close the curtain. | 1.3481 | 0.04855 | 135 | 94 | 35 | 6 |
1066 | I hate having to wack guys who are quarantined. | 1.3481 | 0.05185 | 135 | 97 | 29 | 9 |
1067 | Look pal, this is the last time I'm going to tell you to come clean. | 1.3481 | 0.04967 | 135 | 95 | 33 | 7 |
1068 | Don't worry, I'll be back with some conditioner. | 1.3481 | 0.04967 | 135 | 95 | 33 | 7 |
1069 | Cigarette? | 1.3481 | 0.04855 | 135 | 94 | 35 | 6 |
1070 | I think we're gonna need a bigger bathtub . . . | 1.3481 | 0.04967 | 135 | 95 | 33 | 7 |
1071 | We all have to adapt to working from home. | 1.3481 | 0.04855 | 135 | 94 | 35 | 6 |
1072 | On more time. Covid is.....? | 1.3481 | 0.04967 | 135 | 95 | 33 | 7 |
1073 | Well, this is what happens to people who call me 'stupid'." | 1.3481 | 0.05185 | 135 | 97 | 29 | 9 |
1074 | If you admit to counting fake ballots, we bring in the alligators! | 1.3481 | 0.05185 | 135 | 97 | 29 | 9 |
1075 | Had enough kid, or do I need to bring out the big fluffy towel?” | 1.3481 | 0.05394 | 135 | 99 | 25 | 11 |
1076 | You’re all washed up in this town. | 1.3481 | 0.05291 | 135 | 98 | 27 | 10 |
1077 | Who are you and why are you in my shower? | 1.3481 | 0.05394 | 135 | 99 | 25 | 11 |
1078 | They don't call me "what the hell joe" for nothing. | 1.3481 | 0.04855 | 135 | 94 | 35 | 6 |
1079 | Just stay there until someone comes up with a good caption | 1.3481 | 0.05291 | 135 | 98 | 27 | 10 |
1080 | Last chance, Karnacki. Where’s the missing Trump votes? | 1.3481 | 0.04967 | 135 | 95 | 33 | 7 |
1081 | I would have taken you to the Gowanus but lucky for you it’s after 10 pm. | 1.3481 | 0.05291 | 135 | 98 | 27 | 10 |
1082 | I'll wait until you confess that you were not eligible to vote in Michigan. | 1.3478 | 0.05310 | 138 | 101 | 26 | 11 |
1083 | Ok, so maybe I didn't understand the instructions. | 1.3468 | 0.05615 | 124 | 91 | 23 | 10 |
1084 | What are you doing in my shower. | 1.3468 | 0.05497 | 124 | 90 | 25 | 9 |
1085 | This is your last chance. Talk, or I make the water tepid. | 1.3468 | 0.05497 | 124 | 90 | 25 | 9 |
1086 | Talk or I plug the drain. | 1.3468 | 0.05377 | 124 | 89 | 27 | 8 |
1087 | This ain’t working. Better start flushing the toilet, Tony. | 1.3468 | 0.05377 | 124 | 89 | 27 | 8 |
1088 | Just wait till the hot water runs out. | 1.3459 | 0.04534 | 133 | 90 | 40 | 3 |
1089 | I'd take youse to da East River, but da infection rate is over 3% and we're in lockdown again. | 1.3459 | 0.04596 | 133 | 98 | 27 | 8 |
1090 | It means you’ll sleep with the cockroaches. | 1.3459 | 0.04896 | 133 | 93 | 34 | 6 |
1091 | Start singing or you’ll be sleeping with the rubber duckies. | 1.3459 | 0.05011 | 133 | 94 | 32 | 7 |
1092 | I do apologize for exposing you to the second hand smoke | 1.3459 | 0.04658 | 133 | 91 | 38 | 4 |
1093 | Yeah,genius. That's exactly what I call this. A dry run. | 1.3459 | 0.04779 | 133 | 92 | 36 | 5 |
1094 | It’d be a shame if your water heater broke. Real shame. | 1.3459 | 0.05124 | 133 | 95 | 30 | 8 |
1095 | I didn’t mean for it to end up this way, Paulie. I’m serious | 1.3453 | 0.04758 | 139 | 97 | 36 | 6 |
1096 | Looks like curtains for you." | 1.3443 | 0.05305 | 122 | 87 | 28 | 7 |
1097 | Maybe that’ll make you sing.” | 1.3443 | 0.05431 | 122 | 88 | 26 | 8 |
1098 | Any more comments about my smoking, wise guy? | 1.3443 | 0.05431 | 122 | 88 | 26 | 8 |
1099 | Good thing for you I hate boats. | 1.3443 | 0.05043 | 122 | 85 | 32 | 5 |
1100 | So you want me to turn up the heat a little, do ya? | 1.3443 | 0.05431 | 122 | 88 | 26 | 8 |
1101 | How did you know I flunked out of grade school? | 1.3443 | 0.05554 | 122 | 89 | 24 | 9 |
1102 | You’re lucky I want to retire with a clear conscience, but could you beg for mercy for old times’ sake? | 1.3443 | 0.05909 | 122 | 92 | 18 | 12 |
1103 | No, last week's foot bath and pedicure was the final warning. | 1.3443 | 0.05675 | 122 | 90 | 22 | 10 |
1104 | It’s time for you to come clean. | 1.3443 | 0.05043 | 122 | 85 | 32 | 5 |
1105 | We’re on a budget. | 1.3443 | 0.05675 | 122 | 90 | 22 | 10 |
1106 | What’s the point? You’ll find out when the tub overflows. My downstairs neighbor is an absolute nightmare. | 1.3443 | 0.05554 | 122 | 89 | 24 | 9 |
1107 | So, have you worked out how you would escape yet? | 1.3443 | 0.04907 | 122 | 84 | 34 | 4 |
1108 | I wouldn't worry about the second hand smoke if I were you. | 1.3443 | 0.05675 | 122 | 90 | 22 | 10 |
1109 | You’re gonna swim with the duckies. | 1.3443 | 0.05175 | 122 | 86 | 30 | 6 |
1110 | I couldn't get this classified as an essential service so we'll have to make do | 1.3443 | 0.05175 | 122 | 86 | 30 | 6 |
1111 | I'll take whats behind the other curtain. | 1.3443 | 0.05431 | 122 | 90 | 23 | 9 |
1112 | And your rubber ducky is history, too. | 1.3443 | 0.05793 | 122 | 91 | 20 | 11 |
1113 | I hope dis woiks. Da river was froze up. | 1.3443 | 0.05043 | 122 | 85 | 32 | 5 |
1114 | I have never been in favour of the home office thing. | 1.3443 | 0.05305 | 122 | 87 | 28 | 7 |
1115 | Tommy’s big brother always ruins Thanksgiving by bringing work home with him.. | 1.3443 | 0.05175 | 122 | 86 | 30 | 6 |
1116 | Don't worry, I won't flush the toilet. | 1.3443 | 0.04907 | 122 | 84 | 34 | 4 |
1117 | New Covid protocol. Gotta sanitize all perishables. | 1.3443 | 0.05554 | 122 | 89 | 24 | 9 |
1118 | The boys at the station said you were in some hot water, but no one knew you were in this deep. | 1.3443 | 0.05909 | 122 | 92 | 18 | 12 |
1119 | Louie downstairs paid for protection but declined the flood damage premium | 1.3443 | 0.05675 | 122 | 90 | 22 | 10 |
1120 | The boss said, 'Make him a shower he can't refuse.' | 1.3443 | 0.05554 | 122 | 89 | 24 | 9 |
1121 | Sing, or your water bill will be off the charts. | 1.3443 | 0.05554 | 122 | 89 | 24 | 9 |
1122 | So let this be a warning to ya: next time it'll be Super Soakers in the Jersey Pine Barrens. | 1.3443 | 0.05431 | 122 | 90 | 23 | 9 |
1123 | And don't get any ideas, kid. We removed the bathmat. | 1.3443 | 0.05675 | 122 | 90 | 22 | 10 |
1124 | a shower is required before a swim. | 1.3443 | 0.05431 | 122 | 88 | 26 | 8 |
1125 | You’re washed up, bucko. | 1.3443 | 0.05175 | 122 | 86 | 30 | 6 |
1126 | So at this Thanksgiving dinner, were you sitting six feet apart or not, pal? | 1.3443 | 0.05675 | 122 | 90 | 22 | 10 |
1127 | Bitcoin, shmitcoin, where’s the toilet paper? | 1.3443 | 0.05305 | 122 | 87 | 28 | 7 |
1128 | Did you really think I was gonna throw youse off a bridge? I'm not going out there! We got a pandemic on! | 1.3443 | 0.05431 | 122 | 88 | 26 | 8 |
1129 | « I swear, it looked at lot bigger when I ordered it online. » | 1.3443 | 0.05175 | 122 | 86 | 30 | 6 |
1130 | You really landed yourself in hot water this time. | 1.3443 | 0.05554 | 122 | 89 | 24 | 9 |
1131 | So you still say you didn't vote both absentee and provisioal, eh?" | 1.3435 | 0.05607 | 131 | 98 | 21 | 12 |
1132 | Business gets so complicated with these new environmental laws. | 1.3435 | 0.05171 | 131 | 94 | 29 | 8 |
1133 | You’re in hot water now, kid. | 1.3435 | 0.05284 | 131 | 95 | 27 | 9 |
1134 | If you think this is nothing, kid, wait 'til I flush the toilet. | 1.3435 | 0.04819 | 131 | 91 | 35 | 5 |
1135 | Yeah, the quarantine changes everything. | 1.3435 | 0.05056 | 131 | 93 | 31 | 7 |
1136 | Sorry; until the stay-at-home order lifts, this is it. | 1.3435 | 0.04939 | 131 | 92 | 33 | 6 |
1137 | When hitmen work from home. | 1.3435 | 0.05171 | 131 | 94 | 29 | 8 |
1138 | With all your preexisting conditions this is the best I can do. | 1.3435 | 0.04939 | 131 | 92 | 33 | 6 |
1139 | Doing my job just hasn’t been the same since quarantine. | 1.3435 | 0.03796 | 131 | 101 | 22 | 8 |
1140 | Working from home isn't as easy as I thought it would be... | 1.3435 | 0.04695 | 131 | 90 | 37 | 4 |
1141 | You should be grateful I'm working from home. | 1.3435 | 0.05056 | 131 | 93 | 31 | 7 |
1142 | EPA regulations prohibit dumping in rivers these days. | 1.3435 | 0.04939 | 131 | 92 | 33 | 6 |
1143 | Nice try, buddy, but you’re gonna have to come with me. | 1.3435 | 0.05171 | 131 | 94 | 29 | 8 |
1144 | Talk or I'll put on the high flow shower head. | 1.3435 | 0.05171 | 131 | 94 | 29 | 8 |
1145 | So Congressman Adams, are you ready yet to reconsider your vote on Low Flow shower heads? | 1.3435 | 0.05501 | 131 | 97 | 23 | 11 |
1146 | The lemon bergamot was my idea. You’re welcome. | 1.3435 | 0.05056 | 131 | 93 | 31 | 7 |
1147 | Don't go nowhere, I forgot the fish | 1.3435 | 0.04939 | 131 | 92 | 33 | 6 |
1148 | You talk, right now, or nobody’s going to wonder “where’s Waldo?” anymore. | 1.3435 | 0.05284 | 131 | 95 | 27 | 9 |
1149 | The boss told me to make it look like suicide. | 1.3435 | 0.05394 | 131 | 96 | 25 | 10 |
1150 | You can take this as your last warning. | 1.3435 | 0.04939 | 131 | 92 | 33 | 6 |
1151 | Tell me one more time, what did you think of my screenplay? | 1.3435 | 0.05284 | 131 | 95 | 27 | 9 |
1152 | Just “Draining the Swamp” | 1.3435 | 0.05394 | 131 | 96 | 25 | 10 |
1153 | I told you the water pressure was crap. | 1.3435 | 0.04819 | 131 | 91 | 35 | 5 |
1154 | So you agree, no more hurricane reporting? | 1.3435 | 0.05284 | 131 | 95 | 27 | 9 |
1155 | Yeah i dont think this working from home thing works | 1.3435 | 0.04939 | 131 | 92 | 33 | 6 |
1156 | Pay up or I'll flush. | 1.3433 | 0.04981 | 134 | 95 | 32 | 7 |
1157 | You think times are tough for you white collar guys? How about us independent contractors?I can’t find a socially distant pier anywhere. | 1.3431 | 0.04797 | 137 | 96 | 35 | 6 |
1158 | The boss likes to improvise. | 1.3423 | 0.04340 | 149 | 102 | 43 | 4 |
1159 | From now one you will remember to ALWAYS put the shower curtain inside the tub. | 1.3417 | 0.05487 | 120 | 87 | 25 | 8 |
1160 | Be ready to sing when I get back, Houdini! | 1.3417 | 0.05225 | 120 | 85 | 29 | 6 |
1161 | Hell no, I'm not getting you a mask! | 1.3417 | 0.05487 | 120 | 87 | 25 | 8 |
1162 | Why? Because the town requires a shower before anyone goes into the lake. | 1.3417 | 0.05857 | 120 | 90 | 19 | 11 |
1163 | Where's the toilet paper? | 1.3417 | 0.05487 | 120 | 87 | 25 | 8 |
1164 | Let this serve as a warning. | 1.3417 | 0.05736 | 120 | 89 | 21 | 10 |
1165 | Ya got one last chance to talk before the tub overflows! | 1.3417 | 0.05487 | 120 | 87 | 25 | 8 |
1166 | You call me a dope! Well, the big boss told me to put you in concrete and in the water. | 1.3417 | 0.05613 | 120 | 88 | 23 | 9 |
1167 | At least I think he said 'make sure he sleeps with the duckies'" | 1.3417 | 0.05358 | 120 | 86 | 27 | 7 |
1168 | If ya don’t start singin’ punk, ya gonna force me to bring in more cliches.” | 1.3417 | 0.05613 | 120 | 88 | 23 | 9 |
1169 | You're a lucky man, Frank. Before the coronavirus, we did this in the East River. | 1.3417 | 0.05358 | 120 | 86 | 27 | 7 |
1170 | The DIY website said this was the most Covid friendly way to get what we both want. | 1.3417 | 0.05736 | 120 | 89 | 21 | 10 |
1171 | If you don't start singing, I'm gonna be forced to flush the toilet | 1.3413 | 0.05423 | 126 | 92 | 25 | 9 |
1172 | Last chance, give me the WIFI password. | 1.3411 | 0.05220 | 129 | 93 | 28 | 8 |
1173 | They only paid for a mild discomfort job. They just can't stay mad at you. | 1.3411 | 0.05220 | 129 | 93 | 28 | 8 |
1174 | Now, will you tell me why you voted for Trump? | 1.3411 | 0.05335 | 129 | 94 | 26 | 9 |
1175 | In times of Covid-19 this is the way to do it. | 1.3411 | 0.05447 | 129 | 95 | 24 | 10 |
1176 | If you think this is bad, wait’ll you see your water bill. | 1.3411 | 0.05447 | 129 | 95 | 24 | 10 |
1177 | Besides all that, is the shower pressure okay? | 1.3411 | 0.05220 | 129 | 93 | 28 | 8 |
1178 | Would you like a loofah? | 1.3411 | 0.05335 | 129 | 94 | 26 | 9 |
1179 | ...and if you don't start talkin', the next thing is, we flush the toilet. | 1.3411 | 0.05220 | 129 | 93 | 28 | 8 |
1180 | Start singing. | 1.3411 | 0.05103 | 129 | 92 | 30 | 7 |
1181 | I keep my hands clean and my victims cleaner. | 1.3411 | 0.04983 | 129 | 91 | 32 | 6 |
1182 | Don’t make me flush! | 1.3411 | 0.04733 | 129 | 89 | 36 | 4 |
1183 | I don't know kid, the river's too far, and my car's in the shop. | 1.3411 | 0.04983 | 129 | 91 | 32 | 6 |
1184 | Mind if I smoke? | 1.3411 | 0.05103 | 129 | 92 | 30 | 7 |
1185 | Quit belly-aching, kid. You’re lucky I’m lettin’ you off with a warning. | 1.3411 | 0.05557 | 129 | 96 | 22 | 11 |
1186 | Talk, or you'll swim with the rubber duckies | 1.3411 | 0.05103 | 129 | 92 | 30 | 7 |
1187 | So this is what they mean by, a riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma. | 1.3411 | 0.05557 | 129 | 96 | 22 | 11 |
1188 | Looks like you'll be sleeping with the rubber duckies tonight. | 1.3411 | 0.05103 | 129 | 92 | 30 | 7 |
1189 | All you gotta do is tell us where you hid the votes. That's all. Where are the votes? | 1.3411 | 0.05220 | 129 | 93 | 28 | 8 |
1190 | Tonight you sleep with the fickle hot water heater. | 1.3411 | 0.05335 | 129 | 94 | 26 | 9 |
1191 | That is some water pressure. How much is the rent again? | 1.3411 | 0.05103 | 129 | 92 | 30 | 7 |
1192 | And don’t move until the cement dries. | 1.3411 | 0.05335 | 129 | 94 | 26 | 9 |
1193 | The fish would rather sleep alone. | 1.3411 | 0.05103 | 129 | 92 | 30 | 7 |
1194 | Normally you’d be sleeping with the fishes, but I can’t find my mask anywhere | 1.3411 | 0.05447 | 129 | 95 | 24 | 10 |
1195 | Should’ve just worn the mask | 1.3411 | 0.05447 | 129 | 95 | 24 | 10 |
1196 | Revenge is a dish best served cold. | 1.3411 | 0.05335 | 129 | 94 | 26 | 9 |
1197 | 2020. | 1.3411 | 0.05447 | 129 | 95 | 24 | 10 |
1198 | And no, the fish guy from ‘The Shape of Water’ ain’t here to save ya | 1.3411 | 0.05103 | 129 | 92 | 30 | 7 |
1199 | Good news, they may have a Vaccine | 1.3411 | 0.05043 | 129 | 94 | 27 | 8 |
1200 | Still not talking, huh? We’ll see once the hot water runs out. | 1.3411 | 0.04859 | 129 | 90 | 34 | 5 |
1201 | I don't know kid - they told me to give you the cement bath...the shower was my idea" | 1.3409 | 0.05250 | 132 | 96 | 27 | 9 |
1202 | Looks like you're gonna come clean! | 1.3409 | 0.04967 | 132 | 96 | 28 | 8 |
1203 | Sorry Buddy but with this quarantining, the best I can do is pruney you to death. | 1.3407 | 0.05580 | 135 | 102 | 20 | 13 |
1204 | It's what you get for singin'. | 1.3407 | 0.04837 | 135 | 95 | 34 | 6 |
1205 | Yeah, that's right, once your quarantine is over we head to the river. | 1.3406 | 0.04986 | 138 | 99 | 31 | 8 |
1206 | Greta Thunberg says hello. | 1.3391 | 0.05778 | 115 | 85 | 21 | 9 |
1207 | Work from home, they said. What could go wrong, they said. | 1.3390 | 0.05544 | 118 | 86 | 24 | 8 |
1208 | Wait until you crash into the floor below, that'll wipe the smirk off your face. | 1.3390 | 0.05277 | 118 | 84 | 28 | 6 |
1209 | Sorry,I didn't know you were in the shower.I only gotta piss.I'll be gone in a sec... | 1.3390 | 0.05544 | 118 | 86 | 24 | 8 |
1210 | Don’t ever steal your mother’s shampoo, kid. | 1.3390 | 0.05544 | 118 | 86 | 24 | 8 |
1211 | Once again, what is the secret recipe for your family’s Swedish Christmas Date Cookies! | 1.3390 | 0.05674 | 118 | 87 | 22 | 9 |
1212 | At least the shower ain't golden | 1.3390 | 0.05674 | 118 | 87 | 22 | 9 |
1213 | I'm gonna make you a loofah you can't refuse. | 1.3390 | 0.05544 | 118 | 86 | 24 | 8 |
1214 | It's possible the boss's mention of a bathtub might have been a reference to the east river. | 1.3390 | 0.05674 | 118 | 87 | 22 | 9 |
1215 | amateurs ... . | 1.3390 | 0.05674 | 118 | 87 | 22 | 9 |
1216 | We're in quarantine so this is as good as it gets. | 1.3390 | 0.05412 | 118 | 85 | 26 | 7 |
1217 | Your choice, sing in the shower or end up in the river | 1.3390 | 0.05674 | 118 | 87 | 22 | 9 |
1218 | Can you prove you put the secret envelope withe your ballot inside the mailing envelope and signed it? | 1.3390 | 0.06044 | 118 | 90 | 16 | 12 |
1219 | Millennials can’t even waterboard correctly. | 1.3390 | 0.05800 | 118 | 88 | 20 | 10 |
1220 | Jeez no this isn't a test run | 1.3390 | 0.05800 | 118 | 88 | 20 | 10 |
1221 | And yer gonna stay there 'til ya come clean! | 1.3390 | 0.05412 | 118 | 85 | 26 | 7 |
1222 | Budget cuts. | 1.3390 | 0.05674 | 118 | 87 | 22 | 9 |
1223 | Tonight you sleep with the silverfish. | 1.3390 | 0.05544 | 118 | 86 | 24 | 8 |
1224 | Be patient. This will take a while. | 1.3390 | 0.05544 | 118 | 86 | 24 | 8 |
1225 | If this doesn't kill the virus, nothing will. | 1.3390 | 0.05674 | 118 | 87 | 22 | 9 |
1226 | You're already in the bathroom! | 1.3390 | 0.05544 | 118 | 86 | 24 | 8 |
1227 | I respect a man who can keep his cool in extenuating circumstances. | 1.3390 | 0.05544 | 118 | 86 | 24 | 8 |
1228 | How's the fit? | 1.3390 | 0.05674 | 118 | 87 | 22 | 9 |
1229 | Hey, its the best I can do working from home. | 1.3390 | 0.04995 | 118 | 82 | 32 | 4 |
1230 | We're working from home now. | 1.3390 | 0.04847 | 118 | 81 | 34 | 3 |
1231 | Just your luck we're in quarantine... | 1.3390 | 0.05412 | 118 | 85 | 26 | 7 |
1232 | Hey! Where’s your mask | 1.3390 | 0.05544 | 118 | 86 | 24 | 8 |
1233 | I’ve always wondered what the “unusual” in cruel and unusual punishment meant. Now I know. | 1.3390 | 0.05277 | 118 | 84 | 28 | 6 |
1234 | Its not that. I'm just sick of your "dry humor". | 1.3390 | 0.05674 | 118 | 87 | 22 | 9 |
1235 | That's the last time I send the boss' son to do a job. | 1.3390 | 0.05412 | 118 | 85 | 26 | 7 |
1236 | Are you comfortable with the water temperature? | 1.3390 | 0.05544 | 118 | 86 | 24 | 8 |
1237 | Yeah, we used to do this differently...cutbacks are hitting everybody these days. | 1.3390 | 0.05277 | 118 | 84 | 28 | 6 |
1238 | The soap is behind you. | 1.3390 | 0.05544 | 118 | 86 | 24 | 8 |
1239 | Lissen, I gotta step out a minute and grab some fishes. Don't go to sleep yet. | 1.3390 | 0.05674 | 118 | 87 | 22 | 9 |
1240 | I know, it's not the same under quarantine, is it? | 1.3390 | 0.04995 | 118 | 82 | 32 | 4 |
1241 | Next time you mess with the mob, do it closer to the East River. | 1.3390 | 0.05923 | 118 | 89 | 18 | 11 |
1242 | For the last time...I swear I don’t know the wifi password | 1.3390 | 0.05923 | 118 | 89 | 18 | 11 |
1243 | This ‘working remotely’ just ain’t the same. | 1.3390 | 0.05674 | 118 | 87 | 22 | 9 |
1244 | Mask on or off? | 1.3390 | 0.05800 | 118 | 88 | 20 | 10 |
1245 | Can I draw the curtain for a minute? I gotta go before I go | 1.3390 | 0.05674 | 118 | 87 | 22 | 9 |
1246 | We an environmental conscious organization. Keep the water ways clean to help the turtles, ya know? | 1.3390 | 0.05674 | 118 | 87 | 22 | 9 |
1247 | Listen pal, I'd toss ya in the river like I did with the last guy but the city just announced another stay-at-home order, so this method will have to do. | 1.3390 | 0.05277 | 118 | 84 | 28 | 6 |
1248 | So, you gonna spill? | 1.3387 | 0.05597 | 124 | 92 | 22 | 10 |
1249 | You going to talk or do I got to get out the mop? | 1.3386 | 0.05027 | 127 | 90 | 31 | 6 |
1250 | You're still a rat, but at least you're not dirty. | 1.3386 | 0.05150 | 127 | 91 | 29 | 7 |
1251 | I asked if you wanted to do this the easy way or the hard way... | 1.3386 | 0.05270 | 127 | 92 | 27 | 8 |
1252 | Poll-worker de-briefing, MAGA style | 1.3386 | 0.05387 | 127 | 93 | 25 | 9 |
1253 | I’m working from home but at least I’m still working. | 1.3386 | 0.05027 | 127 | 90 | 31 | 6 |
1254 | Buddy, you've left us no choice. We told you to wash frequently and stay at home. | 1.3386 | 0.05614 | 127 | 95 | 21 | 11 |
1255 | Okay, one last time, how do you keep your hair so fluffy! | 1.3386 | 0.04772 | 127 | 88 | 35 | 4 |
1256 | Sorry pal. Frankie said I gotta stay here til you come clean. | 1.3386 | 0.05150 | 127 | 91 | 29 | 7 |
1257 | You're tough kid, Twenty minutes in a warm shower and you're still not singing. | 1.3386 | 0.04901 | 127 | 89 | 33 | 5 |
1258 | I'm no Kevorkian, but your plan seems deeply flawed. | 1.3386 | 0.05270 | 127 | 92 | 27 | 8 |
1259 | It's never been the same since the Boss hired that former OSHA inspector. | 1.3386 | 0.05614 | 127 | 95 | 21 | 11 |
1260 | He told me you’ll be in a lot more hot water unless you decertify another 100,000 votes immediately! | 1.3386 | 0.05270 | 127 | 92 | 27 | 8 |
1261 | Don't make me get the conditioner. | 1.3386 | 0.05502 | 127 | 94 | 23 | 10 |
1262 | This your first time with the cement overshoes thing? | 1.3386 | 0.05150 | 127 | 91 | 29 | 7 |
1263 | Ok, pal. Last chance...Tell us where the money is or we close the curtain on you | 1.3386 | 0.05270 | 127 | 92 | 27 | 8 |
1264 | We're tryna be more environmentally friendly. | 1.3386 | 0.05027 | 127 | 90 | 31 | 6 |
1265 | So, do you still think chain smoking is simply a sign of weakness? | 1.3386 | 0.05387 | 127 | 93 | 25 | 9 |
1266 | New lockdown measures required some improvising. | 1.3386 | 0.05150 | 127 | 91 | 29 | 7 |
1267 | Sorry, the car’s in the shop | 1.3386 | 0.05150 | 127 | 91 | 29 | 7 |
1268 | (grumble grumble)... non-essential my a**. I can't believe they're making me do this from home | 1.3386 | 0.05614 | 127 | 95 | 21 | 11 |
1269 | Hey, what’d you expect? the Four Seasons?? | 1.3386 | 0.05387 | 127 | 93 | 25 | 9 |
1270 | Start talkin' or I'm gonna put on the massage setting. | 1.3385 | 0.05186 | 130 | 94 | 28 | 8 |
1271 | I just have to say... this is, by far, my favorite role play we've done. | 1.3383 | 0.04878 | 133 | 94 | 33 | 6 |
1272 | Tell me what I want to know or you'll be sure to lose your security deposit. | 1.3383 | 0.05106 | 133 | 96 | 29 | 8 |
1273 | This would've been so much easier if you hadn't shit your pants. | 1.3363 | 0.05707 | 113 | 83 | 22 | 8 |
1274 | I told you, my hands are tied. | 1.3362 | 0.05736 | 116 | 86 | 21 | 9 |
1275 | You better talk now or I'll pull the plug on you. | 1.3362 | 0.05329 | 116 | 83 | 27 | 6 |
1276 | They told me my job wasn't suited for home office. But here we are... | 1.3362 | 0.05865 | 116 | 87 | 19 | 10 |
1277 | You're very lucky the Boss is against river pollution. | 1.3362 | 0.05865 | 116 | 87 | 19 | 10 |
1278 | You needed to clean up your act. | 1.3362 | 0.05040 | 116 | 81 | 31 | 4 |
1279 | All we want is the algorithm” | 1.3362 | 0.05604 | 116 | 85 | 23 | 8 |
1280 | This is the last time I'm gonna ask you, where's the hand sanitizer? | 1.3360 | 0.05321 | 125 | 91 | 26 | 8 |
1281 | First day of being a goon? | 1.3360 | 0.05199 | 125 | 90 | 28 | 7 |
1282 | Have fun swimming with the rubber duckies. | 1.3360 | 0.05321 | 125 | 91 | 26 | 8 |
1283 | Sorry, Tommy, but this is what happens to dirty rats. | 1.3360 | 0.04944 | 125 | 88 | 32 | 5 |
1284 | That's it. I'm pullin' the plug. | 1.3360 | 0.05321 | 125 | 91 | 26 | 8 |
1285 | Sorry. The governor closed the beach. | 1.3360 | 0.05199 | 125 | 90 | 28 | 7 |
1286 | We sold the dinghy, so... | 1.3360 | 0.05321 | 125 | 91 | 26 | 8 |
1287 | This is just a wet run. | 1.3360 | 0.05073 | 125 | 89 | 30 | 6 |
1288 | Don't try anything cute. | 1.3360 | 0.05073 | 125 | 89 | 30 | 6 |
1289 | Consider this payback for putting me on top of your dumbest criminals list. | 1.3360 | 0.05199 | 125 | 90 | 28 | 7 |
1290 | Sorry, I couldn't afford a boat. | 1.3360 | 0.05199 | 125 | 90 | 28 | 7 |
1291 | You will sleep with the rubber fishes. | 1.3360 | 0.04812 | 125 | 87 | 34 | 4 |
1292 | Your Mobster Fantasy ends in exactly ten minutes. Any last requests? | 1.3360 | 0.05199 | 125 | 90 | 28 | 7 |
1293 | Tough guy, huh? Just wait until someone flushes the downstairs toilet. | 1.3360 | 0.04676 | 125 | 91 | 28 | 6 |
1294 | Made man? No, I'm just an intern. Why do you ask? | 1.3360 | 0.05199 | 125 | 90 | 28 | 7 |
1295 | I repotted him, watered him, still nothing | 1.3360 | 0.05441 | 125 | 92 | 24 | 9 |
1296 | Your downstairs neighbor will soon finish what I began. | 1.3360 | 0.05558 | 125 | 93 | 22 | 10 |
1297 | I don't scratch nobody's back | 1.3360 | 0.05199 | 125 | 90 | 28 | 7 |
1298 | I think I see the reason for your clogged bathtub drain. | 1.3360 | 0.05073 | 125 | 89 | 30 | 6 |
1299 | I won't let you become a dirty crook like your father. | 1.3360 | 0.05673 | 125 | 94 | 20 | 11 |
1300 | Gimme my money or I leave the shower curtain on the outside of the tub. | 1.3360 | 0.05073 | 125 | 89 | 30 | 6 |
1301 | The Don's no longer reimbursing for mileage to and from the dock. | 1.3360 | 0.05321 | 125 | 91 | 26 | 8 |
1302 | Any other last requests? | 1.3360 | 0.05321 | 125 | 91 | 26 | 8 |
1303 | After this , it’s a shave and a pedicure. | 1.3360 | 0.05199 | 125 | 90 | 28 | 7 |
1304 | You better speak or you're gonna sleep with the rubber duckies. | 1.3360 | 0.04944 | 125 | 88 | 32 | 5 |
1305 | I think the rehearsal went well. | 1.3360 | 0.05321 | 125 | 91 | 26 | 8 |
1306 | I just want the dirt. | 1.3360 | 0.05321 | 125 | 91 | 26 | 8 |
1307 | Relax. We just need you to test a new brand of concrete. | 1.3360 | 0.05321 | 125 | 91 | 26 | 8 |
1308 | Don't make me have to get the fishes. | 1.3360 | 0.05558 | 125 | 93 | 22 | 10 |
1309 | Listen kid, we’re landlocked. Just use your imagination. | 1.3360 | 0.05199 | 125 | 90 | 28 | 7 |
1310 | the worst remake of Psycho | 1.3360 | 0.05558 | 125 | 93 | 22 | 10 |
1311 | When I heard you’d found yourself in hot water again, I wasn’t expecting this. | 1.3360 | 0.05321 | 125 | 93 | 23 | 9 |
1312 | I said no more long hot showers. You didn’t listen though, didn’t you? | 1.3360 | 0.05199 | 125 | 90 | 28 | 7 |
1313 | It’s my first day... | 1.3360 | 0.05321 | 125 | 91 | 26 | 8 |
1314 | I better look at the instructions again. | 1.3360 | 0.05199 | 125 | 90 | 28 | 7 |
1315 | Sorry, it’s my first day. | 1.3359 | 0.04870 | 128 | 90 | 33 | 5 |
1316 | Alright now tell me, or I make it really cold. | 1.3333 | 0.05496 | 123 | 91 | 23 | 9 |
1317 | We need a bigger tub | 1.3333 | 0.05374 | 123 | 90 | 25 | 8 |
1318 | I leave for 15 minutes and this happens | 1.3333 | 0.04988 | 123 | 87 | 31 | 5 |
1319 | Yeah, go figure. Beauticians and barkeeps can open like normal, but hitmen still got to work from home. | 1.3333 | 0.05248 | 123 | 89 | 27 | 7 |
1320 | Message from the Board. No loud music past 10 PM. | 1.3333 | 0.05248 | 123 | 89 | 27 | 7 |
1321 | Are you sure the boss said to give him a *shower* he can't refuse? | 1.3333 | 0.05496 | 123 | 91 | 23 | 9 |
1322 | No man is an island. | 1.3333 | 0.05248 | 123 | 89 | 27 | 7 |
1323 | Our oceans are polluted enough | 1.3333 | 0.05120 | 123 | 88 | 29 | 6 |
1324 | Can't go to the river, I'm under Covid quarantine. | 1.3333 | 0.04988 | 123 | 87 | 31 | 5 |
1325 | Start talking or it's goodbye rubber ducky. | 1.3333 | 0.04988 | 123 | 87 | 31 | 5 |
1326 | They said to put you somewhere unexpected. | 1.3333 | 0.05248 | 123 | 89 | 27 | 7 |
1327 | The boss sent me to plug the leak.” | 1.3333 | 0.05120 | 123 | 88 | 29 | 6 |
1328 | The syndicate ain’t what it used to be. | 1.3333 | 0.05120 | 123 | 88 | 29 | 6 |
1329 | Organized-crime-from-home hasn't been perfect, but it's kept my kids out of trouble. | 1.3333 | 0.05248 | 123 | 89 | 27 | 7 |
1330 | This damn virus 'as got us all workin' from home... | 1.3333 | 0.05248 | 123 | 89 | 27 | 7 |
1331 | Pfizer or Moderno...and you better get it right this time. | 1.3333 | 0.05496 | 123 | 91 | 23 | 9 |
1332 | Ya shouldda hired a union plumber. | 1.3333 | 0.05374 | 123 | 90 | 25 | 8 |
1333 | Trust me, by day 30 you'll wish you were sleeping with the fishes. | 1.3333 | 0.05374 | 123 | 90 | 25 | 8 |
1334 | Yeah, pretty good thanks. Yourself? | 1.3333 | 0.05248 | 123 | 89 | 27 | 7 |
1335 | I'm sorry I couldn't dump you in the river but I'm quarantined for another two weeks | 1.3333 | 0.04027 | 123 | 88 | 32 | 3 |
1336 | Still refreshing your mind? | 1.3333 | 0.04783 | 123 | 88 | 30 | 5 |
1337 | Alright I’m gonna run to the store. You need anything? | 1.3333 | 0.05404 | 126 | 93 | 24 | 9 |
1338 | With the lockdown, we couldn't get to the river. | 1.3333 | 0.05248 | 123 | 89 | 27 | 7 |
1339 | Talk, or you'll be dead in the water. | 1.3333 | 0.04988 | 123 | 87 | 31 | 5 |
1340 | Curtain open or closed? | 1.3333 | 0.05374 | 123 | 90 | 25 | 8 |
1341 | See that toilet over there? You better start talkin’, or I’ll start flushing’. | 1.3333 | 0.05120 | 123 | 88 | 29 | 6 |
1342 | You’re lucky I don’t believe in waterboarding. | 1.3333 | 0.05120 | 123 | 88 | 29 | 6 |
1343 | This is the best we could do given the renovation work on the pier. | 1.3333 | 0.04988 | 123 | 87 | 31 | 5 |
1344 | These days, even us wise guys gotta work from home. | 1.3333 | 0.04988 | 123 | 87 | 31 | 5 |
1345 | No. Nobody said nuttin bout a river | 1.3333 | 0.04713 | 123 | 85 | 35 | 3 |
1346 | This is a test. It is only a test... | 1.3333 | 0.05496 | 123 | 91 | 23 | 9 |
1347 | If you don’t start talking I’m going to keep flushing the toilet until you do. | 1.3333 | 0.05248 | 123 | 89 | 27 | 7 |
1348 | You getting tired of work from home too? | 1.3333 | 0.05496 | 123 | 91 | 23 | 9 |
1349 | You’re lucky our boat is getting repaired. | 1.3333 | 0.05248 | 123 | 89 | 27 | 7 |
1350 | When the boss says, “don’t leave your apartment”, he means it. | 1.3333 | 0.05248 | 123 | 89 | 27 | 7 |
1351 | The boss said to make sure you're all washed up. | 1.3333 | 0.05120 | 123 | 88 | 29 | 6 |
1352 | What did you expect, the Hudson River? | 1.3333 | 0.04570 | 123 | 84 | 37 | 2 |
1353 | Consider this a shot across the bow. | 1.3333 | 0.05496 | 123 | 91 | 23 | 9 |
1354 | I said, hold your breath. | 1.3333 | 0.05496 | 123 | 91 | 23 | 9 |
1355 | Next, we lather. Then, we repeat. | 1.3333 | 0.05248 | 123 | 89 | 27 | 7 |
1356 | I told my boss you can't do this job from home. | 1.3333 | 0.04852 | 123 | 86 | 33 | 4 |
1357 | You’d be swimmin’ with the fishes, but we forgot our masks. | 1.3333 | 0.05496 | 123 | 91 | 23 | 9 |
1358 | I don't get dry humor. | 1.3333 | 0.04852 | 123 | 86 | 33 | 4 |
1359 | Tell me now orI'm pulling the plug. | 1.3333 | 0.04570 | 123 | 84 | 37 | 2 |
1360 | It's just not the same working from home. | 1.3333 | 0.04988 | 123 | 87 | 31 | 5 |
1361 | How's the temperature? | 1.3333 | 0.05374 | 123 | 90 | 25 | 8 |
1362 | I really need to rethink this whole work from home thing. | 1.3333 | 0.05120 | 123 | 88 | 29 | 6 |
1363 | Don’t think you’re gonna shrivel out of this one | 1.3333 | 0.05120 | 123 | 88 | 29 | 6 |
1364 | Due to the lockdown, we can't take you to the river. | 1.3333 | 0.04988 | 123 | 87 | 31 | 5 |
1365 | Yes, I did see 'The Shape of Water' but no, you're just not my type. | 1.3333 | 0.05496 | 123 | 91 | 23 | 9 |
1366 | Sorry. We'll cover the water bill, if that's any comfort. | 1.3333 | 0.04988 | 123 | 87 | 31 | 5 |
1367 | Talk or you'll lose your security deposit. | 1.3333 | 0.04988 | 123 | 87 | 31 | 5 |
1368 | So how do you like my late-rent deterrent program?" | 1.3333 | 0.05120 | 123 | 88 | 29 | 6 |
1369 | Back in the day, there was no 'orientation'. It was strictly sink or swim." | 1.3333 | 0.05120 | 123 | 88 | 29 | 6 |
1370 | Gotta keep 'em hydrated | 1.3333 | 0.05120 | 123 | 88 | 29 | 6 |
1371 | Na, we don't do sleeps with the fishes no more. We find that a pruney death sends a better message. | 1.3333 | 0.04421 | 123 | 88 | 31 | 4 |
1372 | Sorry Tony, accounting didn’t work out. | 1.3333 | 0.04988 | 123 | 87 | 31 | 5 |
1373 | Start talkin' or I pull the plug.... | 1.3333 | 0.05248 | 123 | 89 | 27 | 7 |
1374 | Next time you sink. This is just a surprise shower. | 1.3333 | 0.05374 | 123 | 90 | 25 | 8 |
1375 | Perhaps I didn’t think this through.” | 1.3333 | 0.04988 | 123 | 87 | 31 | 5 |
1376 | You ready to sleep with the knishes? | 1.3333 | 0.04988 | 123 | 87 | 31 | 5 |
1377 | So much for the apprentice program. | 1.3333 | 0.05374 | 123 | 90 | 25 | 8 |
1378 | Da boss says to presoak before planting. | 1.3333 | 0.05616 | 123 | 92 | 21 | 10 |
1379 | Swimming with the fishes is SO pre-pandemic. | 1.3333 | 0.05248 | 123 | 89 | 27 | 7 |
1380 | I told you —only “sing” in the shower. | 1.3333 | 0.04852 | 123 | 86 | 33 | 4 |
1381 | All I know is the Boss says you gotta come clean. | 1.3333 | 0.04988 | 123 | 87 | 31 | 5 |
1382 | "Why are you wearing your glasses in the shower?" | 1.3333 | 0.05664 | 114 | 84 | 22 | 8 |
1383 | Well, at least I can work from home. | 1.3333 | 0.05248 | 123 | 89 | 27 | 7 |
1384 | We're going green, so we've stopped doing river dumps. | 1.3333 | 0.05616 | 123 | 92 | 21 | 10 |
1385 | So, you gave away the secret family recipe. | 1.3333 | 0.05374 | 123 | 90 | 25 | 8 |
1386 | Lucky for you this is just a test run. | 1.3333 | 0.04988 | 123 | 87 | 31 | 5 |
1387 | And if this doesn’t make you spill the beans, we’ll force you to binge watch the last four seasons of White House press briefings. | 1.3333 | 0.05120 | 123 | 93 | 21 | 9 |
1388 | Now who's in hot water | 1.3333 | 0.05248 | 123 | 89 | 27 | 7 |
1389 | I knew I would find you in hot water one day, four eyes. | 1.3333 | 0.04988 | 123 | 87 | 31 | 5 |
1390 | I'm sorry, even organized crime has to work from home. | 1.3333 | 0.05248 | 123 | 89 | 27 | 7 |
1391 | When this covid thing is over, you and I have a date with a pier. | 1.3333 | 0.04988 | 123 | 87 | 31 | 5 |
1392 | Smoking is bad for your health. | 1.3333 | 0.05248 | 123 | 89 | 27 | 7 |
1393 | I strongly recommend, 'Hitman for Dummies'! | 1.3333 | 0.05616 | 123 | 92 | 21 | 10 |
1394 | It was my plan to dump you in the river. But, ya know... Covid. | 1.3333 | 0.05120 | 123 | 88 | 29 | 6 |
1395 | That’s just a little taste of what it’s like to sleep with the fishes, capiche? | 1.3333 | 0.05374 | 123 | 90 | 25 | 8 |
1396 | We call it the new "Killing From Home" COVID-19 policy. | 1.3333 | 0.05374 | 123 | 90 | 25 | 8 |
1397 | I won't ask again: where is the rest of the toilet paper? | 1.3333 | 0.05496 | 123 | 91 | 23 | 9 |
1398 | Maybe a good shower will jog your memory... | 1.3333 | 0.05374 | 123 | 90 | 25 | 8 |
1399 | Tsk, tsk, tsk. All this because you wouldn’t call your mother. | 1.3333 | 0.05248 | 123 | 89 | 27 | 7 |
1400 | This is your last chance to come clean kid. | 1.3333 | 0.05285 | 126 | 92 | 26 | 8 |
1401 | No, this doesn't make you part of the gang. | 1.3333 | 0.04852 | 123 | 86 | 33 | 4 |
1402 | I put a lavender bath bomb in the tub, you know, for relaxation | 1.3333 | 0.04988 | 123 | 87 | 31 | 5 |
1403 | Look, I’m going to shut the curtain while we talk. Safer for both of us that way. | 1.3333 | 0.05248 | 123 | 89 | 27 | 7 |
1404 | Lucky for you I woke up feeling whimsical today. | 1.3333 | 0.05248 | 123 | 89 | 27 | 7 |
1405 | Do I look like a guy who doesn't know what they're doing? | 1.3333 | 0.05120 | 123 | 88 | 29 | 6 |
1406 | I finally found you Waldo! | 1.3333 | 0.05616 | 123 | 92 | 21 | 10 |
1407 | Just wait ‘til doze fingers start to prune up - den we’ll see who’s laughin’ | 1.3333 | 0.05120 | 123 | 88 | 29 | 6 |
1408 | I hate to have to bring my work home, but ya gotta do what ya gotta do | 1.3333 | 0.05120 | 123 | 88 | 29 | 6 |
1409 | I’ll ask you again: how do I create a Facebook account? | 1.3333 | 0.05120 | 123 | 88 | 29 | 6 |
1410 | It's 'sleep with the fishes,' Mikey. Not shower. | 1.3333 | 0.04988 | 123 | 87 | 31 | 5 |
1411 | Work from home dey said. Won’t be no different dey said. | 1.3333 | 0.04852 | 123 | 86 | 33 | 4 |
1412 | Sleep with the loofas. | 1.3333 | 0.05374 | 123 | 90 | 25 | 8 |
1413 | Greta will stop sending me when you understand climate change is not fun | 1.3333 | 0.05734 | 123 | 93 | 19 | 11 |
1414 | The boss asked me to make sure you’re not going to sing. | 1.3333 | 0.04852 | 123 | 86 | 33 | 4 |
1415 | For the last time: where are the toilet rolls stashed? | 1.3333 | 0.05374 | 123 | 90 | 25 | 8 |
1416 | You ain’t certifyin’ nothin’ yet, ya hear me? | 1.3333 | 0.05374 | 123 | 90 | 25 | 8 |
1417 | You have everything you need? | 1.3333 | 0.05664 | 114 | 84 | 22 | 8 |
1418 | NOW, will you stop counting ballots? | 1.3333 | 0.05120 | 123 | 88 | 29 | 6 |
1419 | This is still in beta testing. | 1.3333 | 0.05374 | 123 | 90 | 25 | 8 |
1420 | Da boss tole me to go easy on ya... | 1.3333 | 0.05374 | 123 | 90 | 25 | 8 |
1421 | Yeah, just a reminder that a rising tide don't lift all boats. | 1.3306 | 0.05337 | 124 | 91 | 25 | 8 |
1422 | What do the polls say about your chances now, genius? | 1.3306 | 0.05033 | 121 | 86 | 30 | 5 |
1423 | Just for market research purposes, would you have liked a gag too? | 1.3306 | 0.05553 | 121 | 90 | 22 | 9 |
1424 | Mob climate accord. You got any idea of the carbon footprint involved in driving cement shoes off the docks? | 1.3306 | 0.05428 | 121 | 89 | 24 | 8 |
1425 | Don't complain Pal. The last guy we did got it at a lawn sprinkler in Westchester. | 1.3306 | 0.05033 | 121 | 86 | 30 | 5 |
1426 | Dangerous but inept | 1.3306 | 0.05168 | 121 | 87 | 28 | 6 |
1427 | Waldo's dream #734. | 1.3306 | 0.05168 | 121 | 87 | 28 | 6 |
1428 | This is what happens when you cross us in a landlocked city. | 1.3306 | 0.05299 | 121 | 88 | 26 | 7 |
1429 | If you open your mouth and look into the water it will really speed this up | 1.3306 | 0.04894 | 121 | 85 | 32 | 4 |
1430 | Do you think this is bad? Soon you’ll have to re-tile the entire bathroom | 1.3306 | 0.05299 | 121 | 88 | 26 | 7 |
1431 | Do you want a last cigarette? | 1.3306 | 0.04894 | 121 | 85 | 32 | 4 |
1432 | This is only a test. | 1.3306 | 0.05299 | 121 | 88 | 26 | 7 |
1433 | Okay, you get it now? Next time you pull any funny business, the tub is going to be a little deeper. | 1.3306 | 0.05299 | 121 | 88 | 26 | 7 |
1434 | Next time my daughter asks you to do something, just say “yes, dear.” | 1.3306 | 0.05033 | 121 | 86 | 30 | 5 |
1435 | We ran out of boards... | 1.3306 | 0.05033 | 121 | 86 | 30 | 5 |
1436 | We couldn't find a short pier, so we're skipping the long walk. | 1.3306 | 0.05033 | 121 | 86 | 30 | 5 |
1437 | Wouldn’t it have been easier if you’d falsified the vote like the President asked? | 1.3306 | 0.05428 | 121 | 89 | 24 | 8 |
1438 | I’ll ask you one more time, where are the rest of the ballots? | 1.3306 | 0.05796 | 121 | 92 | 18 | 11 |
1439 | This is your last chance. Vote to overturn the canvassing board, or we fill the tub completely. | 1.3306 | 0.05428 | 121 | 89 | 24 | 8 |
1440 | Now that I'm a salaried employee, I can't deduct my mileage. And that pier ain't close. | 1.3306 | 0.05168 | 121 | 87 | 28 | 6 |
1441 | OK, technically it's not a play, but curtains still means it's over, period. | 1.3306 | 0.05299 | 121 | 88 | 26 | 7 |
1442 | Your agoraphobia is really going to complicate things. | 1.3306 | 0.04894 | 121 | 85 | 32 | 4 |
1443 | Ah good job...you stayed right where I left ya | 1.3306 | 0.05428 | 121 | 89 | 24 | 8 |
1444 | Four Eyed Jerry sleeps with the rubber duckies | 1.3306 | 0.05428 | 121 | 89 | 24 | 8 |
1445 | My job has a great Whack from Home policy. | 1.3306 | 0.05428 | 121 | 89 | 24 | 8 |
1446 | Sorry kid, boss says I have tah show you’s the ropes and get ya feet wet 1st. | 1.3306 | 0.05676 | 121 | 91 | 20 | 10 |
1447 | Now tell me the password before the hot water runs out! | 1.3306 | 0.05168 | 121 | 87 | 28 | 6 |
1448 | This is just a warning. Next time it'll be on the pulse setting. | 1.3277 | 0.05217 | 119 | 86 | 27 | 6 |
1449 | Not only did I mix cliches, I forgot the fishes | 1.3277 | 0.05483 | 119 | 88 | 23 | 8 |
1450 | Make one wrong move and you'll be sleeping with the rubber duckies | 1.3277 | 0.05483 | 119 | 88 | 23 | 8 |
1451 | Michigan state GOP senator contemplates his choices. | 1.3277 | 0.05352 | 119 | 87 | 25 | 7 |
1452 | Your gonna sleep with the loofahs. | 1.3277 | 0.05737 | 119 | 90 | 19 | 10 |
1453 | Come on tell me where you put those ballots | 1.3250 | 0.05314 | 120 | 88 | 25 | 7 |
1454 | You’re wasting water, you know. | 1.3248 | 0.05540 | 117 | 87 | 22 | 8 |
1455 | Eureka, my ass. | 1.3248 | 0.05406 | 117 | 86 | 24 | 7 |
1456 | I'll let you go...under one conditioner | 1.3248 | 0.05126 | 117 | 84 | 28 | 5 |
1457 | Youse Want conditioner? | 1.3248 | 0.05406 | 117 | 86 | 24 | 7 |
1458 | Shudda worn that mask, Bud. | 1.3248 | 0.05406 | 117 | 86 | 24 | 7 |
1459 | You'se goin' swimming with the rubber duckies | 1.3248 | 0.05540 | 117 | 87 | 22 | 8 |
1460 | Well I used to be a caption writer for the New Yorker, but now they crowd source them from instagram. | 1.3248 | 0.05672 | 117 | 88 | 20 | 9 |
1461 | The Boss put the kibosh on non-essential travel. | 1.3241 | 0.05708 | 108 | 80 | 21 | 7 |
1462 | I got good news! Trump commuted your sentence! | 1.3241 | 0.05708 | 108 | 80 | 21 | 7 |
1463 | You ready to talk? | 1.3241 | 0.05234 | 108 | 77 | 27 | 4 |
1464 | Save me some hot water | 1.3241 | 0.05555 | 108 | 79 | 23 | 6 |
1465 | If yo can pull a Houdini, the job’s yours. | 1.3241 | 0.05555 | 108 | 79 | 23 | 6 |
1466 | Yep, it’s a clog. | 1.3241 | 0.06004 | 108 | 82 | 17 | 9 |
1467 | At least close the curtain | 1.3241 | 0.05555 | 108 | 79 | 23 | 6 |
1468 | Ever since Luca Brasi went swimming, the fish have demanded we sort and thoroughly clean everything first. | 1.3241 | 0.05708 | 108 | 80 | 21 | 7 |
1469 | Buddy, this is just a practice run. | 1.3241 | 0.05066 | 108 | 76 | 29 | 3 |
1470 | I thought I'd try this way because I get real seasick when I'm on a boat,but I can see that this is not going to work. | 1.3241 | 0.05555 | 108 | 79 | 23 | 6 |
1471 | Don't worry about it; the guy on the first floor will finish the job. | 1.3241 | 0.06004 | 108 | 82 | 17 | 9 |
1472 | Just don't tell the Don. I get seasick. | 1.3241 | 0.04712 | 108 | 74 | 33 | 1 |
1473 | I'm the cleaner. | 1.3241 | 0.05234 | 108 | 77 | 27 | 4 |
1474 | Someday, and that day may never come, I will call upon you to return the favor. | 1.3241 | 0.05555 | 108 | 79 | 23 | 6 |
1475 | Because this is Las Vegas. Ain't no deep water anywhere close. | 1.3241 | 0.05708 | 108 | 80 | 21 | 7 |
1476 | You’re gonna swim with the yellow rubber duckies | 1.3241 | 0.05234 | 108 | 77 | 27 | 4 |
1477 | Hey wait a minute, I thought you told me this would save time. | 1.3241 | 0.05708 | 108 | 80 | 21 | 7 |
1478 | Coivd, ya know? We can't risk taking your down to the river, so this will have to do. | 1.3241 | 0.05858 | 108 | 81 | 19 | 8 |
1479 | Waddya mean, you think I have a pea brain. I’m throwing in the hairdryer next. | 1.3241 | 0.05397 | 108 | 78 | 25 | 5 |
1480 | I want to make sure you're clean before I throw you in the ocean. It's an environmental thing. | 1.3241 | 0.05555 | 108 | 79 | 23 | 6 |
1481 | You sure you want to stick with that, "this is a smoke free bathroom" malarkey? | 1.3241 | 0.06146 | 108 | 83 | 15 | 10 |
1482 | Yer lucky punk! Boss says we aint using the dock until there is a vaccine. | 1.3241 | 0.06004 | 108 | 82 | 17 | 9 |
1483 | You don't need to worry about second hand smoke | 1.3241 | 0.05708 | 108 | 80 | 21 | 7 |
1484 | For the last time, tell us what you know or we turn on the cold water | 1.3241 | 0.05397 | 108 | 78 | 25 | 5 |
1485 | Harry Hou? | 1.3241 | 0.05708 | 108 | 80 | 21 | 7 |
1486 | The guy downstairs just finished putting in new carpet. When he finds out this is all your own fault, he’s gonna kill you.” Paul Vitello, Roslyn Heights, N.Y | 1.3241 | 0.05397 | 108 | 78 | 25 | 5 |
1487 | The renters downstairs will take a hot shower anytime. | 1.3241 | 0.05555 | 108 | 79 | 23 | 6 |
1488 | I was like you once. | 1.3241 | 0.05858 | 108 | 81 | 19 | 8 |
1489 | The boss says we’re working from home so for now you’re sleepin’ with the rubber duckies | 1.3241 | 0.05858 | 108 | 81 | 19 | 8 |
1490 | If you don’t start talking we’ll be forced to pull the plug. | 1.3241 | 0.05397 | 108 | 78 | 25 | 5 |
1491 | That’s for ordering pineapple on the pizza. | 1.3241 | 0.05858 | 108 | 81 | 19 | 8 |
1492 | i should have given at least the law of physics a chance | 1.3241 | 0.05858 | 108 | 81 | 19 | 8 |
1493 | We’re in lockdown. It’s the best I can do. | 1.3241 | 0.05555 | 108 | 79 | 23 | 6 |
1494 | You have one last chance to tell me the truth, do you have allergies or are you infected with COVID? | 1.3241 | 0.05708 | 108 | 80 | 21 | 7 |
1495 | One of Poe’s early drafts, The tell tale tub. | 1.3241 | 0.06004 | 108 | 82 | 17 | 9 |
1496 | Relax, just a few more exercises and we'll clear you to be a poll worker. | 1.3241 | 0.05708 | 108 | 80 | 21 | 7 |
1497 | It’s my signature clean getaway... | 1.3241 | 0.05397 | 108 | 78 | 25 | 5 |
1498 | I didn’t want to have to do this, but you haven’t showered in days, boss. | 1.3228 | 0.05230 | 127 | 94 | 25 | 8 |
1499 | The governor said we’ll be “safer at home.” | 1.3220 | 0.05630 | 118 | 89 | 20 | 9 |
1500 | Sir, could you put out the cigarette? That might actually kill me. | 1.3217 | 0.05599 | 115 | 86 | 21 | 8 |
1501 | whadaya gonna do, it's the new normal | 1.3217 | 0.05319 | 115 | 84 | 25 | 6 |
1502 | So the boss says, "Eddie, you gotta work from home until things settle down." | 1.3217 | 0.05461 | 115 | 85 | 23 | 7 |
1503 | Environmental laws prevent us from making you sleep with the fishes. | 1.3217 | 0.05461 | 115 | 85 | 23 | 7 |
1504 | consida dis jus' a DRY RUN.......ya get it? | 1.3217 | 0.05461 | 115 | 85 | 23 | 7 |
1505 | My guy Trump is right. You’d be dead by now if there was decent water pressure. | 1.3217 | 0.05667 | 115 | 89 | 16 | 10 |
1506 | Looks like you’ll be sleeping with the rubber duckies tonight, pal. | 1.3217 | 0.05024 | 115 | 82 | 29 | 4 |
1507 | I thought I told them to pull the plug on you. | 1.3217 | 0.04870 | 115 | 81 | 31 | 3 |
1508 | The Boss says we can't pollute the East River anymore.. | 1.3217 | 0.04870 | 115 | 81 | 31 | 3 |
1509 | Look, there's no large body of water around here...so we'll just have to wait 'til you catch a bad cold. | 1.3217 | 0.05024 | 115 | 82 | 29 | 4 |
1510 | Don't mind me, I've gotta take a shit. | 1.3217 | 0.05733 | 115 | 87 | 19 | 9 |
1511 | From a public health standpoint, it's safer than the East River." | 1.3217 | 0.05174 | 115 | 83 | 27 | 5 |
1512 | You got change for a dollar? I need to feed the parking meter. | 1.3217 | 0.05319 | 115 | 84 | 25 | 6 |
1513 | Change your Yelp review or the plumbing estimate will triple" | 1.3217 | 0.05319 | 115 | 84 | 25 | 6 |
1514 | So,how does it feel to be water bored? | 1.3217 | 0.05024 | 115 | 82 | 29 | 4 |
1515 | Don't go anywhere, ya hear me? | 1.3217 | 0.05174 | 115 | 83 | 27 | 5 |
1516 | Are you gonna come clean, or do I need to break out the soap? | 1.3217 | 0.05599 | 115 | 86 | 21 | 8 |
1517 | Start talking or I flush. | 1.3217 | 0.05319 | 115 | 84 | 25 | 6 |
1518 | If you don't start spilling the beans soon, we're going to be in big trouble with the landlady downstairs. | 1.3217 | 0.05319 | 115 | 84 | 25 | 6 |
1519 | Ya got yer six feet. Lucky don't do masks. | 1.3217 | 0.05865 | 115 | 88 | 17 | 10 |
1520 | Let’s just say that you better not forget her birthday. | 1.3217 | 0.05024 | 115 | 82 | 29 | 4 |
1521 | Is the temperature ok? | 1.3217 | 0.05733 | 115 | 87 | 19 | 9 |
1522 | Believe me, son - my father did it to me and it stopped me masturbating! | 1.3217 | 0.05174 | 115 | 83 | 27 | 5 |
1523 | I hope you're not in a hurry. | 1.3217 | 0.05599 | 115 | 86 | 21 | 8 |
1524 | Listen, Buddy. I’m just a plumber. What you need is a therapist. | 1.3217 | 0.05865 | 115 | 88 | 17 | 10 |
1525 | The boss says that this is all we can do with the new health restrictions. | 1.3217 | 0.05174 | 115 | 83 | 27 | 5 |
1526 | This do it yourself gangster kit really isn’t what I expected. | 1.3217 | 0.05174 | 115 | 83 | 27 | 5 |
1527 | ...nobody ever reads the small print online. | 1.3217 | 0.05599 | 115 | 86 | 21 | 8 |
1528 | Mr. Trump will stop at nothing to prevent Democrats from voting. | 1.3217 | 0.05174 | 115 | 83 | 27 | 5 |
1529 | Don't judge me... we're in Iowa. | 1.3217 | 0.05599 | 115 | 86 | 21 | 8 |
1530 | We're 100 miles away from the sea, this will have to do. | 1.3217 | 0.05319 | 115 | 84 | 25 | 6 |
1531 | none of this would have been necessary if you just put a mask on ! | 1.3217 | 0.05461 | 115 | 85 | 23 | 7 |
1532 | Rehearsal's over. Get in the trunk. | 1.3217 | 0.05100 | 115 | 85 | 24 | 6 |
1533 | Are you here to fix the leak? | 1.3217 | 0.04870 | 115 | 81 | 31 | 3 |
1534 | Da boss is an ecologist and don't wanna pollute da bay. | 1.3217 | 0.05174 | 115 | 83 | 27 | 5 |
1535 | Look, he is a new guy! He got the instructions messed up, sorry. | 1.3217 | 0.05599 | 115 | 86 | 21 | 8 |
1536 | You're lucky my Uber never showed up. | 1.3217 | 0.05461 | 115 | 85 | 23 | 7 |
1537 | Since you're in my shower, mister wise guy, who did I just wrap in bedsheets and drop in the harbor? | 1.3217 | 0.05024 | 115 | 82 | 29 | 4 |
1538 | Think of this the next time you forget to wash your hands in pandemic! | 1.3217 | 0.05461 | 115 | 85 | 23 | 7 |
1539 | If I were you, I’d start talking. You don’t look like the type who would buy water damage insurance. | 1.3217 | 0.05599 | 115 | 86 | 21 | 8 |
1540 | OK, enough messin’ around; either you start talkin’ or that toilet over there starts flushin’ | 1.3217 | 0.05319 | 115 | 84 | 25 | 6 |
1541 | In these times, we’ve had to make some cut backs. | 1.3217 | 0.05024 | 115 | 82 | 29 | 4 |
1542 | I’m going to the deli. Want anything? | 1.3217 | 0.05733 | 115 | 87 | 19 | 9 |
1543 | Reluctantly granting his last wishes before swimming with the fishes | 1.3217 | 0.05599 | 115 | 86 | 21 | 8 |
1544 | No, I don’t have a mask so this will do | 1.3217 | 0.05461 | 115 | 85 | 23 | 7 |
1545 | Time for you to sleep with the rubber duckies. | 1.3208 | 0.05453 | 106 | 77 | 24 | 5 |
1546 | Sometimes it's just easier not to dump them in the river. | 1.3208 | 0.05370 | 106 | 79 | 21 | 6 |
1547 | Making cement great again. | 1.3208 | 0.06076 | 106 | 81 | 16 | 9 |
1548 | I'll be back with the fishes. | 1.3208 | 0.05773 | 106 | 79 | 20 | 7 |
1549 | Enjoy sleeping with the rubber duckies | 1.3208 | 0.05773 | 106 | 79 | 20 | 7 |
1550 | Governor closed the pier until cases trend back down. | 1.3208 | 0.05453 | 106 | 77 | 24 | 5 |
1551 | It's called working from home, wise guy. | 1.3208 | 0.05286 | 106 | 76 | 26 | 4 |
1552 | You're lucky you don't owe Putin $400 million! | 1.3208 | 0.05773 | 106 | 79 | 20 | 7 |
1553 | Okay, are you going to come clean now. | 1.3208 | 0.05113 | 106 | 75 | 28 | 3 |
1554 | Nope, I still wanna smoke. | 1.3208 | 0.05773 | 106 | 79 | 20 | 7 |
1555 | Black, please. No sugar. | 1.3208 | 0.05615 | 106 | 81 | 18 | 7 |
1556 | You are now living the first chapter from "The Art of the Deal II". | 1.3208 | 0.06076 | 106 | 81 | 16 | 9 |
1557 | Boss must not have seen the state of the East River lately. I'm a killer not a sadist. | 1.3208 | 0.06076 | 106 | 81 | 16 | 9 |
1558 | We’re sending you to sleep with the rubber duckies | 1.3208 | 0.05773 | 106 | 79 | 20 | 7 |
1559 | Maybe next time we say, ‘Wash. Rinse. Repeat.’ Youse’ll know we mean bidness. | 1.3208 | 0.05927 | 106 | 80 | 18 | 8 |
1560 | Now will you fill out that voter fraud affidavit? | 1.3208 | 0.05615 | 106 | 78 | 22 | 6 |
1561 | Be glad you live in Arizona. | 1.3208 | 0.05615 | 106 | 78 | 22 | 6 |
1562 | You're lucky it's a beta test. | 1.3208 | 0.05453 | 106 | 77 | 24 | 5 |
1563 | No,my mother did not raise any dummies but if she did it was my brother. | 1.3208 | 0.05453 | 106 | 77 | 24 | 5 |
1564 | I’m Alive but I’m dead | 1.3208 | 0.05773 | 106 | 79 | 20 | 7 |
1565 | Couldn't find a board so I'm watertubbing you until you tell me where you put the doe! | 1.3208 | 0.05773 | 106 | 79 | 20 | 7 |
1566 | Hey... you get out of there. | 1.3208 | 0.05773 | 106 | 79 | 20 | 7 |
1567 | The stimulus was signed and the rent was paid. Benny is coming up with the jack-hammer. | 1.3208 | 0.05615 | 106 | 78 | 22 | 6 |
1568 | Management respectfully reminds you to shower before you swim. | 1.3208 | 0.05286 | 106 | 76 | 26 | 4 |
1569 | If this doesn’t make you talk you’re getting buried in the cat box. | 1.3208 | 0.05773 | 106 | 79 | 20 | 7 |
1570 | What can I say? Your my first target from a land-locked state. | 1.3208 | 0.05615 | 106 | 78 | 22 | 6 |
1571 | This is definitely extra unordinary rendition. | 1.3208 | 0.05615 | 106 | 78 | 22 | 6 |
1572 | the boat ain't runnin' but you get the general idea | 1.3208 | 0.05773 | 106 | 79 | 20 | 7 |
1573 | We can do this all night. | 1.3208 | 0.05453 | 106 | 77 | 24 | 5 |
1574 | Get out of there, you're using all the hot water. | 1.3208 | 0.05927 | 106 | 80 | 18 | 8 |
1575 | Working from home is getting old. | 1.3208 | 0.05615 | 106 | 78 | 22 | 6 |
1576 | I told you you will get into hot water... | 1.3208 | 0.05615 | 106 | 78 | 22 | 6 |
1577 | Clearly an "inside job", Mr. Gates. | 1.3208 | 0.05453 | 106 | 77 | 24 | 5 |
1578 | It’s curtains for you, Waldo. No more hiding. | 1.3208 | 0.05453 | 106 | 77 | 24 | 5 |
1579 | We told youse not to pair the checkerboard tile with the clawfoot tub | 1.3208 | 0.05927 | 106 | 80 | 18 | 8 |
1580 | You'll be sleeping with the rubber duckies anyway. | 1.3208 | 0.05773 | 106 | 79 | 20 | 7 |
1581 | And to top it all you'll have exorbiant utility bills to pay by the time they find you." | 1.3208 | 0.05453 | 106 | 77 | 24 | 5 |
1582 | No, You're in hot water mister! | 1.3208 | 0.05286 | 106 | 76 | 26 | 4 |
1583 | So we will untie you and have you vote again | 1.3208 | 0.05615 | 106 | 78 | 22 | 6 |
1584 | Next time it won't be showering with the fishes. | 1.3208 | 0.05453 | 106 | 77 | 24 | 5 |
1585 | Times up. Do I plug you or unplug you? | 1.3208 | 0.06076 | 106 | 81 | 16 | 9 |
1586 | You can let yourself out. | 1.3208 | 0.05615 | 106 | 78 | 22 | 6 |
1587 | Well, you get the idea. | 1.3208 | 0.05113 | 106 | 75 | 28 | 3 |
1588 | Now do you understand how displacement works | 1.3208 | 0.05615 | 106 | 78 | 22 | 6 |
1589 | Now you're really in hot water | 1.3208 | 0.05615 | 106 | 78 | 22 | 6 |
1590 | I never knew certifying ballots was so dangerous a job. | 1.3208 | 0.05615 | 106 | 78 | 22 | 6 |
1591 | I hope youse don't make me resort to the rubber ducky!" | 1.3190 | 0.05281 | 116 | 85 | 25 | 6 |
1592 | Give it time. | 1.3190 | 0.05281 | 116 | 85 | 25 | 6 |
1593 | No, I won't warm it up just a skosh. | 1.3190 | 0.04836 | 116 | 82 | 31 | 3 |
1594 | The embarrassing part is being found in the downstairs apartment after the kitchen ceiling collapses. | 1.3190 | 0.05421 | 116 | 86 | 23 | 7 |
1595 | The last wise guy had to replace the floor and the vanity. | 1.3190 | 0.05281 | 116 | 85 | 25 | 6 |
1596 | Start talking or I’m getting the loofah. | 1.3190 | 0.04836 | 116 | 82 | 31 | 3 |
1597 | This is how they taught me at good old Trump U. | 1.3190 | 0.05948 | 116 | 90 | 15 | 11 |
1598 | We're going to find out if this shampoo really is "tear-free". | 1.3190 | 0.04836 | 116 | 82 | 31 | 3 |
1599 | COVID lockdowns affect our business, too. Pretend you’re drowning, please. | 1.3190 | 0.05281 | 116 | 85 | 25 | 6 |
1600 | Are you ready to come clean, kiddo? | 1.3186 | 0.05070 | 113 | 81 | 28 | 4 |
1601 | It's prune hands for you buddy. Prune hands. | 1.3186 | 0.05518 | 113 | 84 | 22 | 7 |
1602 | I didn’t think it through. | 1.3186 | 0.05070 | 113 | 81 | 28 | 4 |
1603 | I refuse to concede. | 1.3186 | 0.05932 | 113 | 87 | 16 | 10 |
1604 | I don't like it any more than you do, kid. | 1.3186 | 0.05518 | 113 | 84 | 22 | 7 |
1605 | You're lucky I'm just in training. | 1.3186 | 0.05373 | 113 | 83 | 24 | 6 |
1606 | We thank you for your patience as we transition to our new normal. | 1.3186 | 0.05070 | 113 | 81 | 28 | 4 |
1607 | Where'd ya stash the dough? This is your last chance to come clean. | 1.3186 | 0.05223 | 113 | 82 | 26 | 5 |
1608 | Lucky for you we gotta follow OSHA guidelines now. | 1.3186 | 0.05223 | 113 | 82 | 26 | 5 |
1609 | Next time it'll be in the above-ground pool. Fauci's orders. | 1.3186 | 0.05659 | 113 | 85 | 20 | 8 |
1610 | This is only phase I | 1.3186 | 0.05518 | 113 | 84 | 22 | 7 |
1611 | Some jobs you just can't do from home. | 1.3186 | 0.05070 | 113 | 81 | 28 | 4 |
1612 | You'll be sleepin' with the duckie, see? | 1.3186 | 0.05659 | 113 | 85 | 20 | 8 |
1613 | You'll give in soon -- it's a low-flow shower head. | 1.3186 | 0.05373 | 113 | 83 | 24 | 6 |
1614 | Okay, so we'll just call this a warning." | 1.3186 | 0.05518 | 113 | 84 | 22 | 7 |
1615 | Stop whining, what do I know about running a spa? | 1.3186 | 0.05373 | 113 | 83 | 24 | 6 |
1616 | Different offense, different punishment but the thought is still there. | 1.3186 | 0.05373 | 113 | 83 | 24 | 6 |
1617 | It’s the best we could do under lockdown | 1.3186 | 0.05659 | 113 | 85 | 20 | 8 |
1618 | Okay, you get one more chance to come clean. | 1.3186 | 0.05518 | 113 | 84 | 22 | 7 |
1619 | This is the best I can do under quarantine. | 1.3186 | 0.05659 | 113 | 85 | 20 | 8 |
1620 | Sure,working from home can be a challenge, but I don’t miss that commute to the pier every night. | 1.3186 | 0.04912 | 113 | 80 | 30 | 3 |
1621 | Were supposed to be working remotely, so it'll have to do. | 1.3186 | 0.05659 | 113 | 85 | 20 | 8 |
1622 | This is just foreshadowing | 1.3186 | 0.05518 | 113 | 84 | 22 | 7 |
1623 | I guess I better watch that How-to-Waterboard video again.... | 1.3186 | 0.05518 | 113 | 84 | 22 | 7 |
1624 | Lemme get this straight. Cheeseburger and rings...ice tea. Whaddya want on the burger? | 1.3186 | 0.05518 | 113 | 84 | 22 | 7 |
1625 | If it weren't for budget cuts... | 1.3186 | 0.05070 | 113 | 81 | 28 | 4 |
1626 | It's for Instagram. I'll throw you in the river after it posts. | 1.3186 | 0.05223 | 113 | 82 | 26 | 5 |
1627 | If this doesn’t do it, second-hand smoke will. | 1.3186 | 0.05518 | 113 | 84 | 22 | 7 |
1628 | You’re in hot water now, but in few minutes you’ll be singing’ like a penguin! | 1.3186 | 0.05797 | 113 | 86 | 18 | 9 |
1629 | We call this the "climate change" torture. | 1.3186 | 0.05223 | 113 | 82 | 26 | 5 |
1630 | You're going to come clean one way or another. | 1.3186 | 0.05373 | 113 | 83 | 24 | 6 |
1631 | I'm a contract killer. You're an accountant. Don't tell me how to handle work-at-home. | 1.3186 | 0.05518 | 113 | 84 | 22 | 7 |
1632 | I couldn't get us a reservation at the pier, I guess they stopped taking drop-ins | 1.3186 | 0.05659 | 113 | 85 | 20 | 8 |
1633 | These low-flow showerheads just can't compare with the real thing. | 1.3186 | 0.05518 | 113 | 84 | 22 | 7 |
1634 | I'm too old for this sh*t. | 1.3186 | 0.05659 | 113 | 85 | 20 | 8 |
1635 | Dis is da best we can do wid da covid an' all. And no fishies. | 1.3186 | 0.05797 | 113 | 86 | 18 | 9 |
1636 | Hmmm...there might be something to that 'foresight' thing. | 1.3186 | 0.05373 | 113 | 83 | 24 | 6 |
1637 | Contrary to what you might be thinking, Mr. Bookkeeper, things are gunna get real dirty from here... | 1.3186 | 0.05373 | 113 | 83 | 24 | 6 |
1638 | this went faster before "shelter in place" | 1.3186 | 0.05223 | 113 | 82 | 26 | 5 |
1639 | Now comes the cement rubber ducky. | 1.3186 | 0.05659 | 113 | 85 | 20 | 8 |
1640 | Trump's crack legal team takes charge. | 1.3186 | 0.06192 | 113 | 89 | 12 | 12 |
1641 | We don't like to do things this way, but they closed the harbor back up with this spike in cases. | 1.3186 | 0.05223 | 113 | 82 | 26 | 5 |
1642 | No, no, no. You’ve got it all wrong... It’s called “enhanced interrogation” these days. | 1.3186 | 0.05373 | 113 | 83 | 24 | 6 |
1643 | The Soap-ranos | 1.3186 | 0.05518 | 113 | 84 | 22 | 7 |
1644 | Da' big boss said 'dat da' East River was too good for you! | 1.3186 | 0.05518 | 113 | 84 | 22 | 7 |
1645 | Rope, concrete shoes, plenty of water.... I'm forgetting something.... | 1.3186 | 0.05070 | 113 | 81 | 28 | 4 |
1646 | In case there's a shower before swimming sign. | 1.3186 | 0.05223 | 113 | 82 | 26 | 5 |
1647 | Don’t get yer hopes up pal, this is just a practice run | 1.3186 | 0.05373 | 113 | 83 | 24 | 6 |
1648 | Just going out for some smokes. Can I get you anything? | 1.3186 | 0.04312 | 113 | 84 | 25 | 4 |
1649 | Next time it'll be the ocean ! | 1.3186 | 0.05518 | 113 | 84 | 22 | 7 |
1650 | Sorry, our borough has quite hard water. | 1.3186 | 0.05223 | 113 | 82 | 26 | 5 |
1651 | You realize the water damage you’re doing to my apartment? | 1.3186 | 0.05373 | 113 | 83 | 24 | 6 |
1652 | Maybe I should rethink this. | 1.3186 | 0.05518 | 113 | 84 | 22 | 7 |
1653 | Don't worry, I'm maintaining 6 feet of separation for your protection. | 1.3186 | 0.05659 | 113 | 85 | 20 | 8 |
1654 | We warned you what would happen if you started singing. | 1.3186 | 0.05223 | 113 | 82 | 26 | 5 |
1655 | Be sure you don't let the water run over the tub...the people downstairs are big complainers | 1.3186 | 0.05373 | 113 | 83 | 24 | 6 |
1656 | You can sleep with the rubber duckies. | 1.3186 | 0.05373 | 113 | 83 | 24 | 6 |
1657 | This is what we do to people who only tell half truths. | 1.3186 | 0.06063 | 113 | 88 | 14 | 11 |
1658 | Yeah, well, it's still experimental. | 1.3186 | 0.05518 | 113 | 84 | 22 | 7 |
1659 | Next time it’s cold water. | 1.3186 | 0.05070 | 113 | 81 | 28 | 4 |
1660 | Bobby the Bull quickly realized that his “warning” was ineffective. | 1.3186 | 0.05518 | 113 | 84 | 22 | 7 |
1661 | Well, hmmmm. I captured him, tied him up, gave him cement shoes and dumped him in water in the rain. What am I missing? | 1.3186 | 0.05797 | 113 | 86 | 18 | 9 |
1662 | Boss says work from home, so here we are... | 1.3186 | 0.05070 | 113 | 81 | 28 | 4 |
1663 | Cuz da boss sez he wants a clean kill, dat’s why. | 1.3186 | 0.05518 | 113 | 84 | 22 | 7 |
1664 | You really shouldn't smoke indoors. | 1.3186 | 0.05070 | 113 | 81 | 28 | 4 |
1665 | So, Mr. Smartypants physics professor, let's see how much water you actually do displace. | 1.3186 | 0.05223 | 113 | 82 | 26 | 5 |
1666 | Yeah, well Rocky, see, he's on this sustainability thing, doesn't want us pollutin' the East River no more. | 1.3186 | 0.05659 | 113 | 85 | 20 | 8 |
1667 | Once quarantine is over, we’ll drop you in the river for real. How’s the temperature? Need anything? | 1.3186 | 0.05070 | 113 | 81 | 28 | 4 |
1668 | Do you think you can make it look like an accident? | 1.3186 | 0.05518 | 113 | 84 | 22 | 7 |
1669 | And now, if you'll excuse me, I intend to make a clean getaway. | 1.3186 | 0.05518 | 113 | 84 | 22 | 7 |
1670 | If you don't come clean, at least you'll be clean. | 1.3186 | 0.05223 | 113 | 82 | 26 | 5 |
1671 | You're a little early to investigate my suicide sir | 1.3186 | 0.05932 | 113 | 87 | 16 | 10 |
1672 | I ain’t gonna put the fishes at risk | 1.3186 | 0.05373 | 113 | 83 | 24 | 6 |
1673 | I’m still figuring out how to work from home without proper equipment. | 1.3186 | 0.05518 | 113 | 84 | 22 | 7 |
1674 | Oh you’ll talk when I turn it up to “girlfriend temperature.” | 1.3186 | 0.05518 | 113 | 84 | 22 | 7 |
1675 | This TikTok better go viral | 1.3186 | 0.05373 | 113 | 83 | 24 | 6 |
1676 | The whole syndicate has to work from home until further notice, but you get the picture. | 1.3186 | 0.05070 | 113 | 81 | 28 | 4 |
1677 | Hey, even I've had to start working from home. | 1.3186 | 0.05070 | 113 | 81 | 28 | 4 |
1678 | You’re gonna swim with the silverfishes, pal. | 1.3186 | 0.05223 | 113 | 82 | 26 | 5 |
1679 | I figure this way you’ll have time to think about what you’ve done... | 1.3186 | 0.05659 | 113 | 85 | 20 | 8 |
1680 | No, we’re with the Head and Shoulders brand loyalty department. | 1.3186 | 0.05373 | 113 | 83 | 24 | 6 |
1681 | The job's just not as fun anymore. | 1.3186 | 0.05518 | 113 | 84 | 22 | 7 |
1682 | Rent was due on the first, Bobby. | 1.3186 | 0.05659 | 113 | 85 | 20 | 8 |
1683 | Surely you have to pee by now. | 1.3186 | 0.05518 | 113 | 84 | 22 | 7 |
1684 | Noir just isn’t what it used to be | 1.3186 | 0.05373 | 113 | 83 | 24 | 6 |
1685 | You’re so undesirable that even the fish didn’t want to sleep with you. | 1.3186 | 0.05373 | 113 | 83 | 24 | 6 |
1686 | Is it ok if I smoke in here? | 1.3186 | 0.05373 | 113 | 85 | 21 | 7 |
1687 | I thought I told you I don't play by the rules. | 1.3178 | 0.05245 | 107 | 77 | 26 | 4 |
1688 | We are testing out some new ways of cementing 2020 into people’s minds. Hydraulic seems to be working the best. | 1.3178 | 0.05727 | 107 | 80 | 20 | 7 |
1689 | Well, Jerome, are you going to give me mother's recipe for cream puffs? | 1.3173 | 0.05997 | 104 | 79 | 17 | 8 |
1690 | All right, then. We'll do this the hard way. | 1.3162 | 0.05381 | 117 | 87 | 23 | 7 |
1691 | Nice tub. Looks vintage. | 1.3158 | 0.05185 | 114 | 83 | 26 | 5 |
1692 | Time to sleep with the rubber duckies! | 1.3154 | 0.04888 | 130 | 95 | 29 | 6 |
1693 | You're gonna sleep with the rubber duckies. | 1.3153 | 0.05274 | 111 | 81 | 25 | 5 |
1694 | This is part of the immersion process. | 1.3153 | 0.05274 | 111 | 81 | 25 | 5 |
1695 | Normally we'd be doing this in the East River but since the virus quarantine we'll have to make do with your apartment. | 1.3153 | 0.05576 | 111 | 83 | 21 | 7 |
1696 | You’d better start talking before all your carpets are ruined. | 1.3153 | 0.05576 | 111 | 83 | 21 | 7 |
1697 | The moment you nod off, I release the goldfish. | 1.3153 | 0.05427 | 111 | 82 | 23 | 6 |
1698 | Tough luck, kid. I took course in Intimidation and Revenge at Trump University. | 1.3153 | 0.05862 | 111 | 85 | 17 | 9 |
1699 | We have ways of making you testify the election was fixed. | 1.3153 | 0.05721 | 111 | 84 | 19 | 8 |
1700 | 'We have ways to make you look ridiculous.' | 1.3153 | 0.05274 | 111 | 81 | 25 | 5 |
1701 | We wouldn't be here if you'd just printed your name in the upper right hand corner, as the nice teacher asked. | 1.3153 | 0.05576 | 111 | 83 | 21 | 7 |
1702 | They say my work style is heavily influenced by Alfred Hitchcock. | 1.3153 | 0.05427 | 111 | 82 | 23 | 6 |
1703 | It's your lucky day—the river is frozen solid. The bad news? Your water heater is really small. | 1.3153 | 0.05427 | 111 | 82 | 23 | 6 |
1704 | We're transferring you to Shawshank, although I doubt you'll find much redemption there. | 1.3153 | 0.05274 | 111 | 81 | 25 | 5 |
1705 | Waterboarding is child's play...this is called the 'Shower' | 1.3153 | 0.05116 | 111 | 80 | 27 | 4 |
1706 | Normally we would drop you in the river - but these damn Covid restrictions are hampering us. | 1.3153 | 0.05576 | 111 | 83 | 21 | 7 |
1707 | My men are idiots. Sorry about that. | 1.3153 | 0.04954 | 111 | 79 | 29 | 3 |
1708 | Mom says I don't have what it takes for this business but I think she'd agree you're pretty uncomfortable right now. | 1.3153 | 0.05721 | 111 | 84 | 19 | 8 |
1709 | Talk! Or mold! | 1.3153 | 0.05721 | 111 | 84 | 19 | 8 |
1710 | I hope you are ready for some medium tough questioning. | 1.3153 | 0.04786 | 111 | 78 | 31 | 2 |
1711 | Yeah, I was here to see the apartment - I heard there was going to be a vacancy soon... | 1.3153 | 0.05274 | 111 | 81 | 25 | 5 |
1712 | I long for the good old days; evidently, now there are showers required before we can dump you in the ocean. | 1.3153 | 0.05721 | 111 | 84 | 19 | 8 |
1713 | You had to pick the hard way. | 1.3153 | 0.05274 | 111 | 81 | 25 | 5 |
1714 | This will send a message. A safe, socially responsible message. | 1.3153 | 0.05721 | 111 | 84 | 19 | 8 |
1715 | Swim with the rubber ducks. | 1.3153 | 0.05576 | 111 | 83 | 21 | 7 |
1716 | She always asked you to put the seat down. Maybe now you’ll understand why. | 1.3153 | 0.05721 | 111 | 84 | 19 | 8 |
1717 | Toenail fungus is the least of your problems. | 1.3153 | 0.05274 | 111 | 81 | 25 | 5 |
1718 | Now that is ridiculous, no one is going to cut your dick off. | 1.3153 | 0.05576 | 111 | 83 | 21 | 7 |
1719 | You forgot your anniversary too, ehh? | 1.3153 | 0.05274 | 111 | 81 | 25 | 5 |
1720 | You smelled. | 1.3153 | 0.05427 | 111 | 82 | 23 | 6 |
1721 | The real torture starts when you see how much rent you're paying for it. | 1.3153 | 0.04954 | 111 | 79 | 29 | 3 |
1722 | Right now, you're probably thinking, 'How long will I have hot water?' | 1.3153 | 0.05427 | 111 | 82 | 23 | 6 |
1723 | 'Dis is just a taste of what'll happen if you don't let my kid copy your homework. | 1.3153 | 0.05721 | 111 | 84 | 19 | 8 |
1724 | It's city water, so the lead poisoning should do the trick in no time. | 1.3153 | 0.05427 | 111 | 82 | 23 | 6 |
1725 | Bain-maries are a sissy-fuss torture. We need a more concrete solution. | 1.3153 | 0.05427 | 111 | 82 | 23 | 6 |
1726 | 1. "So you say that you're a Mafia assassin intern?" | 1.3153 | 0.05427 | 111 | 82 | 23 | 6 |
1727 | The boss said: 'Concrete feet and into the water! '. I must be missing something! | 1.3153 | 0.05576 | 111 | 83 | 21 | 7 |
1728 | I told them to ice you not put you in ice | 1.3153 | 0.05576 | 111 | 83 | 21 | 7 |
1729 | Next time we won’t stop at wrinkles, pal. | 1.3153 | 0.05576 | 111 | 83 | 21 | 7 |
1730 | Alright wise guy, you'd better talk now or else ... it's the jacuzzi next! | 1.3153 | 0.05427 | 111 | 82 | 23 | 6 |
1731 | So I says to The Boss, "Boss - if we're gonna keep working from home you gotta reimburse us for WiFi!" | 1.3153 | 0.05274 | 111 | 81 | 25 | 5 |
1732 | Yeah, Well, your water bill will be a killer | 1.3153 | 0.05274 | 111 | 81 | 25 | 5 |
1733 | You're lucky, the boss believes in reducing ocean debris but not in wasting water. | 1.3153 | 0.05116 | 111 | 80 | 27 | 4 |
1734 | The boss said to take care of you and send a warning to your associate downstairs | 1.3153 | 0.05116 | 111 | 80 | 27 | 4 |
1735 | What?! I was told to make it a clean kill. | 1.3153 | 0.05721 | 111 | 84 | 19 | 8 |
1736 | Ok listen up. I'm only going to say this once and then I'm leaving, and the next guy isn't half as nice as me. I need ya to remember seeing voter fraud occur in Pennsylvania, even though you were in Montauk during the election. | 1.3153 | 0.05576 | 111 | 83 | 21 | 7 |
1737 | You misheard me. I said you'd be drowning in water bills. | 1.3153 | 0.05576 | 111 | 83 | 21 | 7 |
1738 | Well, I guess you're right, Doc. I gotta deal with these anger issues. | 1.3153 | 0.05576 | 111 | 83 | 21 | 7 |
1739 | I beg your pardon. I should have knocked. | 1.3153 | 0.05116 | 111 | 80 | 27 | 4 |
1740 | Do you want to talk now, or should I move on to loofah? | 1.3153 | 0.05274 | 111 | 81 | 25 | 5 |
1741 | Sorry, I had to pivot here. | 1.3153 | 0.05116 | 111 | 80 | 27 | 4 |
1742 | How do they expect you to do a job right when the COVID quarantine keeps you from leaving the building? | 1.3153 | 0.05116 | 111 | 80 | 27 | 4 |
1743 | I warned you we had ways of making you come clean. | 1.3153 | 0.05274 | 111 | 81 | 25 | 5 |
1744 | Are you going to come clean or do I just have to reason with you? | 1.3153 | 0.05274 | 111 | 81 | 25 | 5 |
1745 | That'll teach ya to mess with the Giuliani family! | 1.3153 | 0.05576 | 111 | 83 | 21 | 7 |
1746 | No more river dumps.. We've gone green! | 1.3153 | 0.05576 | 111 | 83 | 21 | 7 |
1747 | Actually, Edna in the unit below is gonna whack you. | 1.3153 | 0.05427 | 111 | 82 | 23 | 6 |
1748 | Well, hell, I guess you really are underwater on your mortgage. | 1.3153 | 0.05274 | 111 | 81 | 25 | 5 |
1749 | Because of the new pandemic lock down this is as close as we can come to the docks. | 1.3153 | 0.05427 | 111 | 82 | 23 | 6 |
1750 | Enjoy your concrete flip flops, kid. | 1.3153 | 0.05274 | 111 | 81 | 25 | 5 |
1751 | James was in hot water with the mafia | 1.3153 | 0.05862 | 111 | 85 | 17 | 9 |
1752 | Last. chance Joshua. Either sing or swim with the fishes. | 1.3153 | 0.05427 | 111 | 82 | 23 | 6 |
1753 | Covid restrictions have impacted normal operations. The Boss apologizes for any inconvenience. | 1.3153 | 0.05274 | 111 | 81 | 25 | 5 |
1754 | You were told to wear a mask. | 1.3153 | 0.05427 | 111 | 82 | 23 | 6 |
1755 | Do you need conditioner? | 1.3153 | 0.05721 | 111 | 84 | 19 | 8 |
1756 | I don't get it. This worked perfectly at my daughter's science fair. | 1.3153 | 0.05576 | 111 | 83 | 21 | 7 |
1757 | I warned ya! This is your last chance to come clean! | 1.3153 | 0.05576 | 111 | 83 | 21 | 7 |
1758 | My apologies. This is my first time. | 1.3153 | 0.05274 | 111 | 81 | 25 | 5 |
1759 | Even we don't dump dirty garbage in the river. | 1.3153 | 0.05576 | 111 | 83 | 21 | 7 |
1760 | Sorry this is taking so long. The docks are all closed due to the freakin' pandemic. | 1.3153 | 0.05862 | 111 | 85 | 17 | 9 |
1761 | This still isn’t as bad as the bath I took during the 2008 financial crisis. | 1.3153 | 0.05427 | 111 | 82 | 23 | 6 |
1762 | I've got all day. | 1.3153 | 0.05576 | 111 | 83 | 21 | 7 |
1763 | I told you not to mess with the Plumbers Union, specifically since we merged with Concrete Workers United | 1.3153 | 0.05576 | 111 | 83 | 21 | 7 |
1764 | This used to be a lot easier when I lived near the river. | 1.3153 | 0.05862 | 111 | 85 | 17 | 9 |
1765 | Giuliani sent me. If you don't say there are illegal votes, he told me to drown you in the bathtub. | 1.3153 | 0.05576 | 111 | 83 | 21 | 7 |
1766 | This guy's gonna come clean if it's the last thing he ever does" | 1.3153 | 0.05576 | 111 | 83 | 21 | 7 |
1767 | Oh...You're gonna come clean alright! | 1.3153 | 0.05427 | 111 | 82 | 23 | 6 |
1768 | Times’s up. Spill the beans or the floor gets wet. | 1.3153 | 0.05576 | 111 | 83 | 21 | 7 |
1769 | Oh, yeah, put on the brave face -- you'll talk when the water reaches your neck! | 1.3153 | 0.05427 | 111 | 82 | 23 | 6 |
1770 | When the boss says, “Put him in the water with concrete galoshes.” I do what I’m told. | 1.3153 | 0.05576 | 111 | 83 | 21 | 7 |
1771 | Nah. | 1.3153 | 0.05576 | 111 | 83 | 21 | 7 |
1772 | We're protecting the coral reef. | 1.3153 | 0.05274 | 111 | 81 | 25 | 5 |
1773 | spill the beans or we flush the toilet | 1.3153 | 0.05576 | 111 | 83 | 21 | 7 |
1774 | Once I get vaccinated, you're in the river. | 1.3153 | 0.05721 | 111 | 84 | 19 | 8 |
1775 | This isn’t a crime, it’s just weird. | 1.3153 | 0.05427 | 111 | 82 | 23 | 6 |
1776 | If you think I'm gonna take you down to the river in this weather, you're nuts. | 1.3153 | 0.05862 | 111 | 85 | 17 | 9 |
1777 | Rudy said this was the best way to do it. | 1.3153 | 0.05274 | 111 | 81 | 25 | 5 |
1778 | Do you know who did this Mr. Holmes? | 1.3153 | 0.04954 | 111 | 84 | 23 | 4 |
1779 | When you get your water bill remember not to mess with Jimmy two-fingers. | 1.3153 | 0.05576 | 111 | 83 | 21 | 7 |
1780 | Because the boss says you have to come clean! | 1.3153 | 0.05274 | 111 | 81 | 25 | 5 |
1781 | Like I said, barbecue’s not the only thing we do differently in Kansas City. | 1.3153 | 0.05274 | 111 | 81 | 25 | 5 |
1782 | This here is my home office. I'm what you call a "non-essential worker". | 1.3153 | 0.05274 | 111 | 81 | 25 | 5 |
1783 | Da boss is on a nature kick, Bennie,and he don’t wanna pollute the East River no more. | 1.3153 | 0.05274 | 111 | 81 | 25 | 5 |
1784 | No way I'm going out in a boat in this weather. | 1.3153 | 0.05862 | 111 | 85 | 17 | 9 |
1785 | Hey Kid!! We all have had to adjust our techniques during this pandemic. | 1.3153 | 0.05116 | 111 | 80 | 27 | 4 |
1786 | Be grateful. But for quarantine you’d be at the bottom of a river | 1.3153 | 0.05274 | 111 | 81 | 25 | 5 |
1787 | Just spill where you stashed the loot and you're clean. | 1.3153 | 0.04954 | 111 | 79 | 29 | 3 |
1788 | And how did we want to pay for our " Complete Sopranos Experience " ? | 1.3153 | 0.05862 | 111 | 85 | 17 | 9 |
1789 | I'll just close the shower curtain so the water won't overflow the tub. | 1.3153 | 0.05862 | 111 | 85 | 17 | 9 |
1790 | See, the boss hates stool pigeons, but he loves rubber duckies. | 1.3153 | 0.05116 | 111 | 80 | 27 | 4 |
1791 | Next time I open da curtain—ba da bing ba da boom—no more stage fright! | 1.3153 | 0.05274 | 111 | 81 | 25 | 5 |
1792 | You're gonna come clean, ya hear. | 1.3153 | 0.05427 | 111 | 82 | 23 | 6 |
1793 | Don't make me take this someplace else. | 1.3153 | 0.05274 | 111 | 81 | 25 | 5 |
1794 | Your neighbors are tired, Steve. Tired of listening to you sing Beyoncé every single morning. But you’re not singing now, are you Steve? | 1.3153 | 0.04786 | 111 | 78 | 31 | 2 |
1795 | This is the 'beyond' of bed, bath and. | 1.3153 | 0.05862 | 111 | 85 | 17 | 9 |
1796 | Look, kid, your parents don't care if you're suddenly vegan. Where did you hide the turkey? | 1.3153 | 0.05427 | 111 | 82 | 23 | 6 |
1797 | I’m the president’s fixer... that’s why, you whistle blower! | 1.3153 | 0.05862 | 111 | 85 | 17 | 9 |
1798 | I think a blow dryer would have been easier Doug | 1.3153 | 0.05576 | 111 | 83 | 21 | 7 |
1799 | Start talking, or you’ll sleep with the rubber duckies. | 1.3153 | 0.05036 | 111 | 82 | 24 | 5 |
1800 | I actually find working from home to be very fulfilling. No transit time and a more flexible schedule have allowed me to re-ignite my passion for guitar... | 1.3153 | 0.05427 | 111 | 82 | 23 | 6 |
1801 | Still won’t talk? Fine. Bring in the bath bomb. | 1.3153 | 0.04786 | 111 | 78 | 31 | 2 |
1802 | I hope you dont mind, I had to assume your weight to thaw you in time for thanksgiving. | 1.3153 | 0.05576 | 111 | 83 | 21 | 7 |
1803 | Aren't you going to hold my head *under* the water?" "Not from less than 6 feet, pal. I've got a family at home. | 1.3153 | 0.05721 | 111 | 84 | 19 | 8 |
1804 | If that water were any shallower I’d say he sleeps with the dishes | 1.3153 | 0.05862 | 111 | 85 | 17 | 9 |
1805 | Look I dont want to be 'that guy' but wouldn't this have worked better in the ocean? | 1.3153 | 0.05576 | 111 | 83 | 21 | 7 |
1806 | And they said it’s 95% effective! | 1.3153 | 0.05116 | 111 | 80 | 27 | 4 |
1807 | Tell the boss he sleeps with the rubber duckies. | 1.3153 | 0.04954 | 111 | 85 | 22 | 4 |
1808 | Sorry about the lag time, my work from home setup isn't finished yet. | 1.3153 | 0.05721 | 111 | 84 | 19 | 8 |
1809 | It's a tough gig to do from home. | 1.3153 | 0.05274 | 111 | 81 | 25 | 5 |
1810 | We’re about four inches away from registering you to vote. | 1.3153 | 0.05427 | 111 | 82 | 23 | 6 |
1811 | You're utilities are included in your rent, I hope | 1.3153 | 0.05116 | 111 | 80 | 27 | 4 |
1812 | Tell your boss you're a bit tied up to attend the meeting | 1.3153 | 0.05116 | 111 | 80 | 27 | 4 |
1813 | Normally we'd just toss you off the docks, but we're under quarantine, so we have to do this in the apartment. | 1.3153 | 0.05274 | 111 | 81 | 25 | 5 |
1814 | Don't get cocky. If this doesn't work, I can still just shoot ya | 1.3153 | 0.05576 | 111 | 83 | 21 | 7 |
1815 | Stay put, we got budget cuts. | 1.3153 | 0.05721 | 111 | 84 | 19 | 8 |
1816 | Yeah, yeah, you said this would never work. But you don’t have to look so smug. | 1.3153 | 0.04954 | 111 | 79 | 29 | 3 |
1817 | Are you done yet? | 1.3153 | 0.04954 | 111 | 79 | 29 | 3 |
1818 | Start talkin or you'll never get homeowners insurance in this town again. | 1.3153 | 0.05427 | 111 | 82 | 23 | 6 |
1819 | The boss is just really concerned about the Great Pacific Garbage Patch. | 1.3153 | 0.06001 | 111 | 86 | 15 | 10 |
1820 | I’ll talk on one conditioner. | 1.3153 | 0.05116 | 111 | 80 | 27 | 4 |
1821 | Working from home will be just as effective, they say. | 1.3153 | 0.05576 | 111 | 83 | 21 | 7 |
1822 | Yeah... how did you know it's my first day? | 1.3153 | 0.05576 | 111 | 83 | 21 | 7 |
1823 | sorry we have to do this here. pier’s closed due to covid. | 1.3153 | 0.05274 | 111 | 81 | 25 | 5 |
1824 | This is how we do it in Kansas. You got a problem with that, wise guy?" | 1.3130 | 0.05293 | 115 | 85 | 24 | 6 |
1825 | Let’s cement our deal | 1.3125 | 0.05386 | 112 | 83 | 23 | 6 |
1826 | Yes they're waterproof and no, they don't come in half-sizes. | 1.3125 | 0.05386 | 112 | 83 | 23 | 6 |
1827 | I should have rented that boat! | 1.3125 | 0.05234 | 112 | 82 | 25 | 5 |
1828 | Stay at home order because of Covid-19. I'm sure you'll understand. | 1.3125 | 0.05677 | 112 | 85 | 19 | 8 |
1829 | You won't have to worry about mopping up | 1.3125 | 0.05234 | 112 | 82 | 25 | 5 |
1830 | Go ahead, I rent. | 1.3125 | 0.05533 | 112 | 84 | 21 | 7 |
1831 | Thank your lucky stars we're in lockdown. | 1.3119 | 0.05164 | 109 | 79 | 26 | 4 |
1832 | All of this for a selfie? | 1.3119 | 0.05785 | 109 | 83 | 18 | 8 |
1833 | Before dumping you in the river I have to meet EPA guidelines for dirty scum. | 1.3119 | 0.05636 | 109 | 82 | 20 | 7 |
1834 | I’ll be right back. I’m going to get some heavier cement. | 1.3119 | 0.05483 | 109 | 81 | 22 | 6 |
1835 | Da car’s broke down, so I have to make do. | 1.3119 | 0.04911 | 109 | 80 | 25 | 4 |
1836 | So you're about to vote in a swing state, and we need to talk. | 1.3119 | 0.05785 | 109 | 83 | 18 | 8 |
1837 | This is a warning from your old lady . Start showering regularly again or else. Capeesh? | 1.3119 | 0.05326 | 109 | 80 | 24 | 5 |
1838 | Sorry, but necessity IS the mother of invention. | 1.3119 | 0.05164 | 109 | 79 | 26 | 4 |
1839 | He's clean. | 1.3119 | 0.04997 | 109 | 78 | 28 | 3 |
1840 | Alright already, fine! See if I care. Don't stop smoking! | 1.3119 | 0.05483 | 109 | 81 | 22 | 6 |
1841 | Sir, this isn't going to keep the rest of the votes from being counted. | 1.3119 | 0.05483 | 109 | 81 | 22 | 6 |
1842 | It's difficult reconciling being both a hit man and a pacifist. | 1.3119 | 0.05930 | 109 | 84 | 16 | 9 |
1843 | So Larry's Linoleum and Bathroom Floors suck? I think not, young Yelper. | 1.3119 | 0.05483 | 109 | 81 | 22 | 6 |
1844 | Sending guys like you to swim with the fishes was a lot easier before the pandemic lockdown. | 1.3119 | 0.05636 | 109 | 82 | 20 | 7 |
1845 | Ya got one more chance to talk, or I add the goldfish and you swim with the fishes. | 1.3119 | 0.05326 | 109 | 80 | 24 | 5 |
1846 | With the curfew I am not allowed out after 9:00. | 1.3091 | 0.05285 | 110 | 81 | 24 | 5 |
1847 | Sounds plausible, but explain me how you dialed me up. | 1.3091 | 0.05125 | 110 | 80 | 26 | 4 |
1848 | Bet you’ll think twice before using all of Fat Tony’s conditioner again. | 1.3091 | 0.05739 | 110 | 84 | 18 | 8 |
1849 | You can leave Georgia as soon as you vote. | 1.3091 | 0.05441 | 110 | 82 | 22 | 6 |
1850 | Don't ask me why you's in a 3-foot bucket of cement in a 2-foot tub. 'Da boss ordered it that way. | 1.3091 | 0.05441 | 110 | 82 | 22 | 6 |
1851 | Oh- You had a bad day? You never ask me how my day was. | 1.3091 | 0.05441 | 110 | 82 | 22 | 6 |
1852 | Are you feeling the pressure now? | 1.3091 | 0.05285 | 110 | 81 | 24 | 5 |
1853 | My shirnk says I gotta work on my management style | 1.3091 | 0.05125 | 110 | 80 | 26 | 4 |
1854 | The next guy will far more competent, you should really deal with me. | 1.3091 | 0.05441 | 110 | 82 | 22 | 6 |
1855 | What you expect? The Four Seasons? | 1.3091 | 0.05125 | 110 | 80 | 26 | 4 |
1856 | The boss said you'd sing like a canary in the shower | 1.3091 | 0.05125 | 110 | 80 | 26 | 4 |
1857 | That is a very specific fetish you have there, my friend. | 1.3091 | 0.05739 | 110 | 84 | 18 | 8 |
1858 | stay home option for criminals | 1.3091 | 0.05441 | 110 | 82 | 22 | 6 |
1859 | Yeah boss. He's not dead, he's clean | 1.3084 | 0.05213 | 107 | 78 | 25 | 4 |
1860 | Well, ya know, with the quarantine, we make do. | 1.3084 | 0.05379 | 107 | 79 | 23 | 5 |
1861 | Lockdown rules, buddy! I gotta take my work at home. | 1.3084 | 0.05041 | 107 | 77 | 27 | 3 |
1862 | My daughter says you are an escape artist. The wedding is in two hours. Don’t be late. | 1.3084 | 0.05851 | 107 | 82 | 17 | 8 |
1863 | Now, talk or you'll soon be sleeping with the rubber duckies. | 1.3084 | 0.05541 | 107 | 80 | 21 | 6 |
1864 | Consider yourself lucky that you didn't owe us more money! | 1.3084 | 0.05698 | 107 | 81 | 19 | 7 |
1865 | You’ll come clean sooner or later! | 1.3084 | 0.05041 | 107 | 77 | 27 | 3 |
1866 | You're keeping well. As soon as you give us Trump's tax returns, we'll let you go. | 1.3084 | 0.05851 | 107 | 82 | 17 | 8 |
1867 | I know this isn't how you expected to go, but environmental restrictions for the East River force us to improvise. | 1.3084 | 0.05999 | 107 | 83 | 15 | 9 |
1868 | This is going to take a while; can I have the password for the wi-fi? | 1.3084 | 0.05379 | 107 | 79 | 23 | 5 |
1869 | Okay, in this scene you're the Republican party and I'm Trump. | 1.3084 | 0.05851 | 107 | 82 | 17 | 8 |
1870 | Your mother and I have decided we've had enough of your smart mouth. | 1.3084 | 0.05379 | 107 | 79 | 23 | 5 |
1871 | Well, no. I'm not made yet. How could you tell? | 1.3084 | 0.05541 | 107 | 80 | 21 | 6 |
1872 | Next time you'll think twice before stealing the last banana from Franky the Roommate. | 1.3084 | 0.05379 | 107 | 79 | 23 | 5 |
1873 | A long walk on a short pier? That's so cliche. | 1.3084 | 0.05541 | 107 | 80 | 21 | 6 |
1874 | People fail to realize, but we test our products just like any other industry. | 1.3084 | 0.05213 | 107 | 78 | 25 | 4 |
1875 | You complainin about da smoke? | 1.3084 | 0.05379 | 107 | 79 | 23 | 5 |
1876 | “Just come clean.” | 1.3084 | 0.05698 | 107 | 81 | 19 | 7 |
1877 | If you wanna join the mob, you gotta get your feet wet, see? | 1.3084 | 0.05379 | 107 | 79 | 23 | 5 |
1878 | The boss said I should make you come clean. | 1.3084 | 0.05213 | 107 | 78 | 25 | 4 |
1879 | Next, we’ll hide you in the back of some closet so that I can show you what it feels like to get locked in the trunk of a car! | 1.3084 | 0.05698 | 107 | 81 | 19 | 7 |
1880 | I'm lucky I can work from home but I miss the social interaction. | 1.3084 | 0.05541 | 107 | 80 | 21 | 6 |
1881 | We follow shelter in place orders. We're not monsters. | 1.3084 | 0.05541 | 107 | 80 | 21 | 6 |
1882 | Now talk, or youz sleeps with the rubber duckies. | 1.3084 | 0.05213 | 107 | 78 | 25 | 4 |
1883 | This might take a while. | 1.3084 | 0.05379 | 107 | 79 | 23 | 5 |
1884 | OK, let's go over this one more time. WHO do you think, exactly, won the Presidential Election | 1.3084 | 0.05999 | 107 | 83 | 15 | 9 |
1885 | What do you think I am? Some monster who'd pollute our already congested waterways? | 1.3084 | 0.05541 | 107 | 80 | 21 | 6 |
1886 | It's the water bill that'll drown you. | 1.3084 | 0.05541 | 107 | 80 | 21 | 6 |
1887 | A walk in Tub would be more practical. | 1.3084 | 0.05379 | 107 | 79 | 23 | 5 |
1888 | The boss likes his victims showered before drowning. | 1.3084 | 0.05379 | 107 | 79 | 23 | 5 |
1889 | I guess quarantining does save lives | 1.3084 | 0.05213 | 107 | 80 | 22 | 5 |
1890 | Go social distance yourself buddy....forever. | 1.3084 | 0.05379 | 107 | 79 | 23 | 5 |
1891 | I don't understand how your hair stays puffy when it's wet. | 1.3084 | 0.05379 | 107 | 79 | 23 | 5 |
1892 | Hmm. There are no fishes and you’re not sleeping. | 1.3084 | 0.05698 | 107 | 81 | 19 | 7 |
1893 | I'm not trying to kill you. It just nice to see someone else be cold for a change. | 1.3084 | 0.05041 | 107 | 77 | 27 | 3 |
1894 | Last chance to delete my account, Zuckerberg. | 1.3084 | 0.05541 | 107 | 80 | 21 | 6 |
1895 | You're gonna be swimmin' with tha rubber duckies. | 1.3084 | 0.05128 | 107 | 80 | 22 | 5 |
1896 | Guys say after concrete sets, little shower helps cure it better. | 1.3084 | 0.05851 | 107 | 82 | 17 | 8 |
1897 | It’s scary out there. Best to stay inside. | 1.3084 | 0.05698 | 107 | 81 | 19 | 7 |
1898 | Don’t look so worried. All my debtors get the same hydrotherapy. | 1.3084 | 0.05213 | 107 | 78 | 25 | 4 |
1899 | 'There's rumours circulating that you might be a plant.' | 1.3084 | 0.05213 | 107 | 78 | 25 | 4 |
1900 | Safe word is lavender, ok? | 1.3084 | 0.05041 | 107 | 77 | 27 | 3 |
1901 | It's what they call "an inside job." | 1.3084 | 0.05213 | 107 | 78 | 25 | 4 |
1902 | And they said you couldn’t get a teenage boy to shower. | 1.3084 | 0.05379 | 107 | 79 | 23 | 5 |
1903 | Look pal, it’s nothing personal, but maybe this will teach you about energy consumption. Enjoy the bill. | 1.3084 | 0.05379 | 107 | 79 | 23 | 5 |
1904 | You’ve heard of waterboarding. I call my technique bathtubbing. | 1.3084 | 0.05213 | 107 | 78 | 25 | 4 |
1905 | These COVID restrictions are getting ridiculous | 1.3084 | 0.05379 | 107 | 79 | 23 | 5 |
1906 | Awh man. Should have just kicked the bucket. | 1.3084 | 0.05698 | 107 | 81 | 19 | 7 |
1907 | I woulda done this hit out on the Hudson, but all us members of the mob are quarantining | 1.3084 | 0.05379 | 107 | 79 | 23 | 5 |
1908 | We added one a dem water softener things. Whaddya think? | 1.3077 | 0.05491 | 117 | 89 | 20 | 8 |
1909 | You'd better talk, or it's the kiddie pool next. | 1.3063 | 0.05548 | 111 | 84 | 20 | 7 |
1910 | Conditioner? | 1.3063 | 0.05836 | 111 | 86 | 16 | 9 |
1911 | This way you don’t have to stress about sharks. | 1.3063 | 0.05086 | 111 | 81 | 26 | 4 |
1912 | Are you going to use up all the hot water? | 1.3063 | 0.05399 | 111 | 83 | 22 | 6 |
1913 | The student loan shark trying to get paid before Biden takes office | 1.3063 | 0.05548 | 111 | 84 | 20 | 7 |
1914 | Trust me, you don’t want that tub to overflow. | 1.3056 | 0.05002 | 108 | 78 | 27 | 3 |
1915 | If we have to stand here all night until you come clean, that's what we'll do. | 1.3056 | 0.05652 | 108 | 82 | 19 | 7 |
1916 | When the boss told me, 'Get rid of the dirty rat,' it seemed to me in your case he placed a special emphasis on 'dirty.' | 1.3056 | 0.05337 | 108 | 80 | 23 | 5 |
1917 | It’s because I’m working from home. | 1.3056 | 0.05497 | 108 | 81 | 21 | 6 |
1918 | You're in hot water now. | 1.3056 | 0.05497 | 108 | 81 | 21 | 6 |
1919 | It sounds great, at first, but at some point it stops feeling like working from home and starts feeling like living at work, you know? | 1.3056 | 0.05803 | 108 | 83 | 17 | 8 |
1920 | Oh crap, I forgot to put the curtain on the outside all the way around. | 1.3056 | 0.05337 | 108 | 80 | 23 | 5 |
1921 | Tonight, you'll be sleepin' with da loofahs. | 1.3053 | 0.05614 | 95 | 70 | 21 | 4 |
1922 | Close enough. | 1.3048 | 0.05434 | 105 | 78 | 22 | 5 |
1923 | Next time wear a mask! | 1.3048 | 0.05263 | 105 | 77 | 24 | 4 |
1924 | Don’t worry kid, were just trying out a new prototype. | 1.3048 | 0.05263 | 105 | 77 | 24 | 4 |
1925 | Would you like a smoke? | 1.3048 | 0.05434 | 105 | 78 | 22 | 5 |
1926 | If you talk, I'll put my mask back on. | 1.3048 | 0.05600 | 105 | 79 | 20 | 6 |
1927 | You’ll be swimming’ with the duckies. | 1.3048 | 0.05263 | 105 | 77 | 24 | 4 |
1928 | Working from home can be killer | 1.3048 | 0.04903 | 105 | 75 | 28 | 2 |
1929 | It’ll be exactly like this, except, of course, that you’ll be dead. | 1.3048 | 0.05086 | 105 | 76 | 26 | 3 |
1930 | Making sure the evidence is clean” | 1.3048 | 0.04903 | 105 | 75 | 28 | 2 |
1931 | Social Distancing Mob Hits | 1.3048 | 0.05263 | 105 | 77 | 24 | 4 |
1932 | Still think we don’t have a climate crisis? | 1.3043 | 0.05119 | 115 | 85 | 25 | 5 |
1933 | Talk, or I’ll set it to that sweet spot where the water’s just a tiny bit colder than you’re used to. | 1.3036 | 0.05790 | 112 | 87 | 16 | 9 |
1934 | I'm testing everything--it's the first time for both of us. | 1.3036 | 0.05357 | 112 | 84 | 22 | 6 |
1935 | Sure, you are smirk now, but just wait until the hot water runs out. | 1.3028 | 0.05295 | 109 | 81 | 23 | 5 |
1936 | Need a smoke? | 1.3028 | 0.05132 | 109 | 80 | 25 | 4 |
1937 | this is how you sleep with the fishes during a pandemic. Count your blessings. | 1.3028 | 0.05295 | 109 | 81 | 23 | 5 |
1938 | Sorry, I had to improvise. The boss said no more bodies in Hudson River. | 1.3028 | 0.05756 | 109 | 84 | 17 | 8 |
1939 | Robert's first day on the job wasn't going so well | 1.3028 | 0.05453 | 109 | 82 | 21 | 6 |
1940 | I am now going to read you some of my poetry. | 1.3019 | 0.04865 | 106 | 76 | 28 | 2 |
1941 | Mask? Fuggedebowdit! | 1.3019 | 0.05714 | 106 | 81 | 18 | 7 |
1942 | Is it OK if I smoke? | 1.3019 | 0.04865 | 106 | 81 | 20 | 5 |
1943 | You know what will happen if the tub overflows. | 1.3019 | 0.05221 | 106 | 78 | 24 | 4 |
1944 | Covid, you know. We can't get down to the river right now | 1.3019 | 0.05390 | 106 | 79 | 22 | 5 |
1945 | Look. I know it’s awkward, but my wife has the car and they ask too many questions on the bus. | 1.3019 | 0.05046 | 106 | 77 | 26 | 3 |
1946 | If we weren't so far away from a river you'd really be in trouble. | 1.3010 | 0.05132 | 103 | 75 | 25 | 3 |
1947 | I ain't no plumma, but I tink Leo's botched dis job. | 1.3010 | 0.05314 | 103 | 76 | 23 | 4 |
1948 | It's not you we want, it's the apartment downstairs. | 1.3010 | 0.05314 | 103 | 76 | 23 | 4 |
1949 | Start talkin' before the hot water runs out | 1.3010 | 0.05132 | 103 | 75 | 25 | 3 |
1950 | It's only till January 20th | 1.3010 | 0.05661 | 103 | 78 | 19 | 6 |
1951 | I’m trying not to be so concrete. | 1.3010 | 0.05661 | 103 | 78 | 19 | 6 |
1952 | Call housekeeping if you need anything else. | 1.3010 | 0.05132 | 103 | 75 | 25 | 3 |
1953 | Maybe I'm not the smartest guy in the world, so sue me! | 1.3010 | 0.05661 | 103 | 78 | 19 | 6 |
1954 | You can't just wear deodorant, son. | 1.3010 | 0.05490 | 103 | 77 | 21 | 5 |
1955 | It's the eco-friendly mobster. | 1.3010 | 0.05490 | 103 | 77 | 21 | 5 |
1956 | Mack got tied io too. But we’ll get you to the river as soon we can. | 1.3010 | 0.05661 | 103 | 78 | 19 | 6 |
1957 | Listen I'm doing my best at this Work From Home thing... | 1.3010 | 0.05132 | 103 | 75 | 25 | 3 |
1958 | Snitches' get swishes. | 1.3010 | 0.05132 | 103 | 75 | 25 | 3 |
1959 | 'If you don't do the dishes, you'll sleep with the fishes.' | 1.3010 | 0.05661 | 103 | 78 | 19 | 6 |
1960 | Sorry, pal. Bottom of Hudson River has reached its maximum capacity. You know, up to 10 people only. Governor’s orders. | 1.3000 | 0.05411 | 110 | 83 | 21 | 6 |
1961 | You're gonna be sleepin' with the rubber duckies. | 1.2991 | 0.04743 | 117 | 85 | 29 | 3 |
1962 | I didn't have the heart to throw you in the river. It's filthy. | 1.2991 | 0.05970 | 107 | 84 | 14 | 9 |
1963 | Boss says it take just 2 inches of water for a person to drown | 1.2991 | 0.05510 | 107 | 81 | 20 | 6 |
1964 | Some days I wish I could work from home like everyone else." | 1.2991 | 0.05180 | 107 | 79 | 24 | 4 |
1965 | They told me you also need a COVID test before sleeping with the fihes. | 1.2991 | 0.05007 | 107 | 78 | 26 | 3 |
1966 | Water your options? | 1.2991 | 0.05510 | 107 | 81 | 20 | 6 |
1967 | My anxiety has already taken me hostage, sir. Thank you. | 1.2991 | 0.05667 | 107 | 82 | 18 | 7 |
1968 | Sleeping with the fishes isn’t quite the same during lockdown | 1.2991 | 0.05510 | 107 | 81 | 20 | 6 |
1969 | All right, I'll try it again: Where's your absentee ballot. | 1.2981 | 0.05614 | 104 | 79 | 19 | 6 |
1970 | The floor 'll give after another inch...you'll fall 20 stories. | 1.2981 | 0.05091 | 104 | 76 | 25 | 3 |
1971 | I told the Boss our “Cleaner” is taking his job way too literally. | 1.2981 | 0.05445 | 104 | 78 | 21 | 5 |
1972 | Randall wondered if his therapist was wrong about kidnapping fantasies being victimless crimes. | 1.2981 | 0.05271 | 104 | 77 | 23 | 4 |
1973 | You’d better spill it, pal, before that bath bomb goes off. | 1.2981 | 0.05614 | 104 | 79 | 19 | 6 |
1974 | Normally no, but keep in mind that we are fifteen hundred miles from the ocean. | 1.2981 | 0.05271 | 104 | 77 | 23 | 4 |
1975 | The ducky was the stool pigeon. | 1.2973 | 0.05054 | 111 | 82 | 25 | 4 |
1976 | Time to come clean with me | 1.2970 | 0.05894 | 101 | 78 | 16 | 7 |
1977 | I hope you didn't wear socks. | 1.2970 | 0.04984 | 101 | 73 | 26 | 2 |
1978 | Dis quarantine sure makes my job harder. | 1.2970 | 0.05367 | 101 | 75 | 22 | 4 |
1979 | A moist towelette'll wipe that grin off your face. | 1.2970 | 0.05367 | 101 | 75 | 22 | 4 |
1980 | Listen up, Kid. I can see you're not impressed by the new generation Mob, but you're not the best victim either! | 1.2970 | 0.04984 | 101 | 73 | 26 | 2 |
1981 | Rudy sent me. Your affidavit of voter fraud or your life! | 1.2970 | 0.05548 | 101 | 76 | 20 | 5 |
1982 | I was told to make sure you took a bath. | 1.2970 | 0.05724 | 101 | 77 | 18 | 6 |
1983 | Talk or the water's gonna get all over your floor. | 1.2970 | 0.05724 | 101 | 77 | 18 | 6 |
1984 | Phase I trials test for safety, not efficacy. | 1.2970 | 0.05548 | 101 | 76 | 20 | 5 |
1985 | This is water boarding approved by the Geneva Convention | 1.2970 | 0.05548 | 101 | 76 | 20 | 5 |
1986 | The boss said you needed to come clean -- or else! | 1.2970 | 0.05367 | 101 | 75 | 22 | 4 |
1987 | The EPA regs now demand we do this prior to..... You know.... | 1.2970 | 0.05894 | 101 | 78 | 16 | 7 |
1988 | And there better not be any leaks! | 1.2970 | 0.05548 | 101 | 76 | 20 | 5 |
1989 | Admit it,Trump won but for the fraud | 1.2970 | 0.05724 | 101 | 77 | 18 | 6 |
1990 | If you don't talk, we pour in the bubble bath. | 1.2970 | 0.05724 | 101 | 77 | 18 | 6 |
1991 | Is the water too cold? | 1.2970 | 0.05367 | 101 | 75 | 22 | 4 |
1992 | I'd help but I'm tied up right now. | 1.2970 | 0.04781 | 101 | 72 | 28 | 1 |
1993 | I believe this cements your participation in the quarantine. | 1.2970 | 0.05724 | 101 | 77 | 18 | 6 |
1994 | I can't swim | 1.2970 | 0.05894 | 101 | 78 | 16 | 7 |
1995 | Please stop smoking don't you know NYC is smoke free city | 1.2970 | 0.05179 | 101 | 74 | 24 | 3 |
1996 | Give it up now or we's gonna take youse for a ride in an Uber. | 1.2970 | 0.06060 | 101 | 79 | 14 | 8 |
1997 | Times is hard, kid. If we had the budget for a boat trip, doncha think we'd use it? | 1.2970 | 0.04984 | 101 | 73 | 26 | 2 |
1998 | Huh, I guess throwing you in the river WOULD make more sense. | 1.2970 | 0.04984 | 101 | 73 | 26 | 2 |
1999 | New OSHA requirements! | 1.2970 | 0.05367 | 101 | 75 | 22 | 4 |
2000 | Murphy's law can be especially hard on criminals. | 1.2970 | 0.05548 | 101 | 76 | 20 | 5 |
2001 | Just tell 'em 'Literal' Lenny is back in town to clean things up. | 1.2970 | 0.05548 | 101 | 76 | 20 | 5 |
2002 | Whaddaya Want...we're in lockdown. | 1.2970 | 0.05548 | 101 | 76 | 20 | 5 |
2003 | You wants me ta pull the coitin? | 1.2970 | 0.05724 | 101 | 77 | 18 | 6 |
2004 | So, I'm the one not trying in this relationship? If I've said it once I've said it a thousand times, the shower curtain goes inside the tub! | 1.2970 | 0.05724 | 101 | 77 | 18 | 6 |
2005 | Talk or I'll have to get the loofa. | 1.2970 | 0.05367 | 101 | 75 | 22 | 4 |
2006 | This is a warning,punk. | 1.2970 | 0.05724 | 101 | 77 | 18 | 6 |
2007 | Just wait 'til Vito gets here. He's got the virtual reality headset! | 1.2970 | 0.06060 | 101 | 79 | 14 | 8 |
2008 | What'd you expect? We're locked down these days. | 1.2970 | 0.05548 | 101 | 76 | 20 | 5 |
2009 | I'm wondering if I read the directions right. | 1.2970 | 0.05548 | 101 | 76 | 20 | 5 |
2010 | Relax...this is going to take a while. | 1.2970 | 0.05367 | 101 | 75 | 22 | 4 |
2011 | Like I said before, I have strict orders from the head honcho, to throw the baby boomer out with the bath water. | 1.2970 | 0.05548 | 101 | 76 | 20 | 5 |
2012 | You're in hot water now, buddy. | 1.2970 | 0.05548 | 101 | 76 | 20 | 5 |
2013 | Sorry about this. With the lockdown we just can’t risk going to the pier. | 1.2970 | 0.05724 | 101 | 77 | 18 | 6 |
2014 | I always like to make a clean getaway. | 1.2970 | 0.05548 | 101 | 76 | 20 | 5 |
2015 | Just wait, I'm not as dumb as I look. | 1.2970 | 0.05367 | 101 | 75 | 22 | 4 |
2016 | Is this a more comfortable water temperature to get drowned? | 1.2970 | 0.05179 | 101 | 74 | 24 | 3 |
2017 | Those cement shoes really pull the look together. | 1.2970 | 0.05548 | 101 | 76 | 20 | 5 |
2018 | No, I will not get you a mask. | 1.2970 | 0.05367 | 101 | 75 | 22 | 4 |
2019 | Come clean or the real crime's gonna be your water bill. | 1.2970 | 0.05367 | 101 | 75 | 22 | 4 |
2020 | At least I can't drop the soap. | 1.2970 | 0.05724 | 101 | 77 | 18 | 6 |
2021 | Last chance or I sing Karaoke | 1.2970 | 0.05548 | 101 | 76 | 20 | 5 |
2022 | New TikTok challenge? | 1.2970 | 0.05894 | 101 | 78 | 16 | 7 |
2023 | Ya screw wid Rudy, ya shower wid da fishes. | 1.2970 | 0.05724 | 101 | 77 | 18 | 6 |
2024 | This place has great water pressure. | 1.2970 | 0.05367 | 101 | 75 | 22 | 4 |
2025 | ...and then, no bathmat in the world can save you! | 1.2970 | 0.04984 | 101 | 73 | 26 | 2 |
2026 | Don't get your hopes up. You're still going in the river, but new Covid regulations mean we have to disinfect you first. | 1.2970 | 0.05548 | 101 | 76 | 20 | 5 |
2027 | Welcome to Vinny the Butcher's Resort & Spa: Where Hospitality Isn't Our Day Job | 1.2970 | 0.06221 | 101 | 80 | 12 | 9 |
2028 | We are also being conscious of the environment,it was no longer sustainable to drop you in the river. | 1.2970 | 0.05894 | 101 | 78 | 16 | 7 |
2029 | We’ll work out the kinks, thanks for your patience | 1.2970 | 0.05179 | 101 | 74 | 24 | 3 |
2030 | If you don't talk soon, I'm going to start cutting fingernails | 1.2970 | 0.05724 | 101 | 77 | 18 | 6 |
2031 | The beach was closed today | 1.2970 | 0.05894 | 101 | 78 | 16 | 7 |
2032 | All right, time to start singin'! | 1.2963 | 0.04968 | 108 | 79 | 26 | 3 |
2033 | Are your glasses waterproof? | 1.2963 | 0.04968 | 108 | 79 | 26 | 3 |
2034 | Ok Harvey, let’s see you Houdini your way out of this one. | 1.2963 | 0.05465 | 108 | 82 | 20 | 6 |
2035 | Mobster training class | 1.2963 | 0.04968 | 108 | 79 | 26 | 3 |
2036 | Is this what takes you so long every morning? | 1.2952 | 0.05887 | 105 | 82 | 15 | 8 |
2037 | Whataya mean, you can't feel your toes? That's kinda the point. | 1.2952 | 0.04574 | 105 | 77 | 26 | 2 |
2038 | Tonight, kid, you sleep with the rubber duckies. | 1.2952 | 0.05400 | 105 | 79 | 21 | 5 |
2039 | I think a smaller tub stopper would have done the trick. | 1.2952 | 0.05050 | 105 | 77 | 25 | 3 |
2040 | Due to new restrictions, I either have to do it this way or via Zoom. | 1.2952 | 0.05567 | 105 | 80 | 19 | 6 |
2041 | Aw' right, so I didn't think it through. Good luck trying to dry off wid'out a towel. | 1.2941 | 0.05136 | 102 | 75 | 24 | 3 |
2042 | We'll add the fishes after he dies. | 1.2941 | 0.06007 | 102 | 80 | 14 | 8 |
2043 | I am worried about the governor’s stay at home order. | 1.2941 | 0.05322 | 102 | 76 | 22 | 4 |
2044 | Don't look at me, ask the location scout. | 1.2941 | 0.05501 | 102 | 77 | 20 | 5 |
2045 | Boss said make sure you sleep with the ruber duckies." | 1.2941 | 0.05501 | 102 | 77 | 20 | 5 |
2046 | '"I'm just practicing 'stay-at-home' protocol." | 1.2935 | 0.06286 | 92 | 72 | 13 | 7 |
2047 | Move out and call frequently, and your mother will let you go. | 1.2929 | 0.05607 | 99 | 75 | 19 | 5 |
2048 | That'll teach ya not to call The Don stupid. | 1.2929 | 0.05607 | 99 | 75 | 19 | 5 |
2049 | I'm going to turn up the water pressure. We'll see if you decide to talk then.. | 1.2929 | 0.05788 | 99 | 76 | 17 | 6 |
2050 | I'm only going to ask you one more time: who changed the shower settings? | 1.2929 | 0.05607 | 99 | 75 | 19 | 5 |
2051 | it's curtains for you, Waldo, curtains! | 1.2929 | 0.05227 | 99 | 73 | 23 | 3 |
2052 | I don’t care if you have to tinkle tell me who ate the boss’s birthday cake. | 1.2929 | 0.05420 | 99 | 74 | 21 | 4 |
2053 | Pay up, or next time we use a boat. | 1.2929 | 0.05607 | 99 | 75 | 19 | 5 |
2054 | Just wait until we figure out how to do this over Zoom. | 1.2929 | 0.04816 | 99 | 71 | 27 | 1 |
2055 | Say goodbye to that delivery that's coming today and requires a signature, heh heh heh. | 1.2929 | 0.04816 | 99 | 71 | 27 | 1 |
2056 | Now you're going to sleep with the rubber ducks | 1.2929 | 0.05227 | 99 | 73 | 23 | 3 |
2057 | Look, this working from home thing's not easy on anybody. Just open your mouth and try to breathe as much water as you can. | 1.2929 | 0.05788 | 99 | 76 | 17 | 6 |
2058 | You were supposed to sleep with the dishes, but the kitchen sink is full. | 1.2929 | 0.05420 | 99 | 74 | 21 | 4 |
2059 | Boss said to wrap you in concrete, cover you in water and throw you into the curtain. Or something. | 1.2929 | 0.05607 | 99 | 75 | 19 | 5 |
2060 | It’s the effort that counts. | 1.2929 | 0.05420 | 99 | 74 | 21 | 4 |
2061 | I like the old-fashioned way, but what are going to do?" | 1.2929 | 0.05420 | 99 | 74 | 21 | 4 |
2062 | OK! Where’s The Toilet Paper? | 1.2929 | 0.05420 | 99 | 74 | 21 | 4 |
2063 | Don't ask questions. I just follow orders. | 1.2929 | 0.05420 | 99 | 74 | 21 | 4 |
2064 | I sent Louie out for some fishes. | 1.2929 | 0.05227 | 99 | 73 | 23 | 3 |
2065 | Just where the hell is the Rubber Ducky? | 1.2929 | 0.05227 | 99 | 73 | 23 | 3 |
2066 | Don't worry pal. If she calls I'll just tell her your tied up in the shower for a spell. | 1.2929 | 0.05420 | 99 | 74 | 21 | 4 |
2067 | Stop complaining. Everybody had to cut costs this year. | 1.2929 | 0.05227 | 99 | 73 | 23 | 3 |
2068 | Clean Kill | 1.2929 | 0.05227 | 99 | 73 | 23 | 3 |
2069 | Shouldn't have hired that freelancer. | 1.2929 | 0.05607 | 99 | 75 | 19 | 5 |
2070 | You're gonna wade wit' da fishes. | 1.2929 | 0.05788 | 99 | 76 | 17 | 6 |
2071 | The bathroom renovations cost me an arm and a leg | 1.2929 | 0.05420 | 99 | 74 | 21 | 4 |
2072 | You betta talk, pretty boy . . . or I'll switch off the water softener. | 1.2929 | 0.05420 | 99 | 74 | 21 | 4 |
2073 | It's not the same but I'm lucky I can work from home. | 1.2929 | 0.04816 | 99 | 71 | 27 | 1 |
2074 | This is not my idea of a clean getaway. | 1.2929 | 0.05788 | 99 | 76 | 17 | 6 |
2075 | Just tell me where you’ve got the Lysol and no one gets hurt” | 1.2929 | 0.05420 | 99 | 74 | 21 | 4 |
2076 | You're going to be swimmin' with the rubber duckies | 1.2929 | 0.05026 | 99 | 72 | 25 | 2 |
2077 | Is this what you consider sheltering in place? | 1.2929 | 0.05420 | 99 | 74 | 21 | 4 |
2078 | Sink or swim | 1.2929 | 0.05227 | 99 | 73 | 23 | 3 |
2079 | Relax, it’s a dry run. | 1.2929 | 0.05420 | 99 | 74 | 21 | 4 |
2080 | Tell me to stay six feet apart? How ‘bout you stay six feet under? | 1.2929 | 0.05420 | 99 | 74 | 21 | 4 |
2081 | This is your last chance... if you don’t start talking, it’s curtains for you. | 1.2929 | 0.05964 | 99 | 77 | 15 | 7 |
2082 | Hey, we all gotta cut costs somewhere” | 1.2929 | 0.05227 | 99 | 73 | 23 | 3 |
2083 | COVID, SCHMOVID no, I won't stay and chat for a while | 1.2913 | 0.05278 | 103 | 77 | 22 | 4 |
2084 | One last chance, Jimmy. Talk now or it’ll be curtains for you... | 1.2913 | 0.05278 | 103 | 77 | 22 | 4 |
2085 | As soon as this bathroom fills up you're a goner. | 1.2913 | 0.05278 | 103 | 77 | 22 | 4 |
2086 | We drowns you in utility bills | 1.2913 | 0.05455 | 103 | 78 | 20 | 5 |
2087 | After 35 years in the mob, Rocky still couldn't figure out why he wasn't a made man yet. | 1.2913 | 0.05455 | 103 | 78 | 20 | 5 |
2088 | You're lucky we're in a pandemic. | 1.2913 | 0.05278 | 103 | 77 | 22 | 4 |
2089 | You're lucky we had to go virtual this year. | 1.2913 | 0.05278 | 103 | 77 | 22 | 4 |
2090 | No, it's quite obviously not a dry run." | 1.2913 | 0.05455 | 103 | 78 | 20 | 5 |
2091 | Da boss said to give you “cement shoes” and put you in da water - I guess it’s curtains for you! | 1.2900 | 0.05559 | 100 | 76 | 19 | 5 |
2092 | I told the new guy to dump him in the water. I never thought I'd have to say 'the ocean'. | 1.2900 | 0.05911 | 100 | 78 | 15 | 7 |
2093 | You failed the phishing test. | 1.2900 | 0.05374 | 100 | 75 | 21 | 4 |
2094 | I figured before I dump you in the river you'd come clean. | 1.2900 | 0.04777 | 100 | 72 | 27 | 1 |
2095 | No, you can't have a rubber ducky. | 1.2900 | 0.05183 | 100 | 74 | 23 | 3 |
2096 | My version of cement overshoes is slower, but saves it me a trip to the fishing pier. | 1.2900 | 0.05183 | 100 | 74 | 23 | 3 |
2097 | Now will you come clean? | 1.2900 | 0.05183 | 100 | 74 | 23 | 3 |
2098 | OK, wise guy: it’s time to sink or swim. | 1.2900 | 0.05559 | 100 | 76 | 19 | 5 |
2099 | It won’t wash, punk! So, now it’s curtains! | 1.2900 | 0.05911 | 100 | 78 | 15 | 7 |
2100 | Had a problem making up your mind, huh? This is why you hire a professional. | 1.2900 | 0.05183 | 100 | 74 | 23 | 3 |
2101 | Would you like me to pull the curtain? | 1.2900 | 0.05374 | 100 | 75 | 21 | 4 |
2102 | Next time, kid, we get a deeper bath tub. | 1.2900 | 0.05911 | 100 | 78 | 15 | 7 |
2103 | Looks like you should've cleaned up your act. | 1.2900 | 0.05738 | 100 | 77 | 17 | 6 |
2104 | Is this where all influencers end up? | 1.2900 | 0.05374 | 100 | 75 | 21 | 4 |
2105 | Swimming"? My mistake - I thought the boss said "Showering" with the fishes | 1.2900 | 0.05374 | 100 | 75 | 21 | 4 |
2106 | Because the judge said, "Clean up your Act!" and that's you. | 1.2900 | 0.05374 | 100 | 75 | 21 | 4 |
2107 | Swimming with the fishes" is just an expression | 1.2900 | 0.04984 | 100 | 73 | 25 | 2 |
2108 | My shrink suggests that I take baby steps. | 1.2900 | 0.04560 | 100 | 71 | 29 | 0 |
2109 | Trump and Giuliani send their regards. | 1.2900 | 0.05374 | 100 | 75 | 21 | 4 |
2110 | At least you won’t have to deal with my downstairs neighbor. | 1.2900 | 0.05559 | 100 | 76 | 19 | 5 |
2111 | De governaw has banned all outdawh activities. | 1.2900 | 0.05374 | 100 | 75 | 21 | 4 |
2112 | Get out there, Houdini--this is no time to get cold feet. | 1.2900 | 0.05183 | 100 | 74 | 23 | 3 |
2113 | You'll sleep with the Fishers, of Apartment 2D. | 1.2900 | 0.05559 | 100 | 76 | 19 | 5 |
2114 | This’ll take a little longer, but it sure beats luggin’ you down to the East River in a blizzard. | 1.2900 | 0.05183 | 100 | 74 | 23 | 3 |
2115 | Frankie Halfwits" in his prime | 1.2900 | 0.05559 | 100 | 76 | 19 | 5 |
2116 | This is just a practice run. | 1.2900 | 0.05738 | 100 | 77 | 17 | 6 |
2117 | I hate those low-flow showerheads. | 1.2900 | 0.05738 | 100 | 77 | 17 | 6 |
2118 | See what happens when you don’t carry the 2? | 1.2900 | 0.05738 | 100 | 77 | 17 | 6 |
2119 | Ok, but just so you know, I'm not paying for the water damage. | 1.2900 | 0.05183 | 100 | 74 | 23 | 3 |
2120 | The boss says to make you sing, so just pretend I ain’t here. | 1.2900 | 0.05374 | 100 | 75 | 21 | 4 |
2121 | It’s gonna get awful cold in there once the hot water runs out... | 1.2900 | 0.05183 | 100 | 74 | 23 | 3 |
2122 | If your know what’s good for you, you’ll come clean. | 1.2900 | 0.05374 | 100 | 75 | 21 | 4 |
2123 | Maybe this time you'll read the article before sharing it. | 1.2900 | 0.05911 | 100 | 78 | 15 | 7 |
2124 | CDC rules require you to shower before sleeping with the fishes | 1.2900 | 0.05738 | 100 | 77 | 17 | 6 |
2125 | . “Sorry the lakefront was closed”. | 1.2900 | 0.05738 | 100 | 77 | 17 | 6 |
2126 | It’s not what it looks like | 1.2900 | 0.05374 | 100 | 75 | 21 | 4 |
2127 | I can't work under these conditions... | 1.2900 | 0.05374 | 100 | 75 | 21 | 4 |
2128 | I have to stop emailing directions with the auto-correct option on | 1.2887 | 0.05276 | 97 | 72 | 22 | 3 |
2129 | I'll leave you fresh linens on the vanity. | 1.2887 | 0.05668 | 97 | 74 | 18 | 5 |
2130 | The water damage is gonna be murder. | 1.2887 | 0.05475 | 97 | 73 | 20 | 4 |
2131 | You sleep with the rubber ducks tonight. | 1.2887 | 0.05276 | 97 | 72 | 22 | 3 |
2132 | You better start singing tough guy. Otherwise you'll be getting the shampoo in the peeepers | 1.2887 | 0.05068 | 97 | 71 | 24 | 2 |
2133 | If you don't confess, I'll just turn up the pressure! | 1.2887 | 0.05475 | 97 | 73 | 20 | 4 |
2134 | This is what you get for not coming clean with me. | 1.2887 | 0.05668 | 97 | 74 | 18 | 5 |
2135 | One more peep out of you and it's curtains. | 1.2887 | 0.05855 | 97 | 75 | 16 | 6 |
2136 | Just try to think of it as 'a gentleman's compromise'. | 1.2887 | 0.05475 | 97 | 73 | 20 | 4 |
2137 | Trust me, this is still pretty bad. | 1.2887 | 0.06035 | 97 | 76 | 14 | 7 |
2138 | We've been going through some budget cuts. | 1.2887 | 0.05475 | 97 | 73 | 20 | 4 |
2139 | Sorry pal, this is one of those things that can't be done virtually. | 1.2887 | 0.05475 | 97 | 73 | 20 | 4 |
2140 | You’re lucky we live in Arizona. | 1.2887 | 0.05668 | 97 | 74 | 18 | 5 |
2141 | Now that I’m legit, I only cement the deal if you’re clean. | 1.2887 | 0.05475 | 97 | 73 | 20 | 4 |
2142 | Consider yourself warned. | 1.2887 | 0.05475 | 97 | 73 | 20 | 4 |
2143 | Maybe now you'll remember the lessons of personal hygiene. | 1.2887 | 0.05276 | 97 | 72 | 22 | 3 |
2144 | This working from home thing ain't workin' for me. | 1.2887 | 0.05668 | 97 | 74 | 18 | 5 |
2145 | You’ve been warmed. | 1.2887 | 0.04851 | 97 | 70 | 26 | 1 |
2146 | Start talking, or your downstairs neighbor is going to be complaining to the landlord about you... | 1.2887 | 0.05475 | 97 | 73 | 20 | 4 |
2147 | No, you cannot have your rubber ducky. | 1.2887 | 0.05276 | 97 | 72 | 22 | 3 |
2148 | You ain't gettin' a rubber duckie. | 1.2887 | 0.05855 | 97 | 75 | 16 | 6 |
2149 | As soon as 'dis lockdown ends, it's curtains for you. And not the shower kind. | 1.2887 | 0.05475 | 97 | 73 | 20 | 4 |
2150 | Where do you keep the toilet paper, you mug. | 1.2887 | 0.05475 | 97 | 73 | 20 | 4 |
2151 | I am scared to go near the lake so this should do it | 1.2887 | 0.05668 | 97 | 74 | 18 | 5 |
2152 | It's nothing personal kid, we're just tired of the way you smell | 1.2887 | 0.05475 | 97 | 73 | 20 | 4 |
2153 | Good thing for you we're in lockdown | 1.2887 | 0.05475 | 97 | 73 | 20 | 4 |
2154 | Use your imagination. | 1.2887 | 0.05668 | 97 | 74 | 18 | 5 |
2155 | These freakin' Covid lockdowns are makin' my work freakin' difficult"! | 1.2887 | 0.05668 | 97 | 74 | 18 | 5 |
2156 | Next we're going to nap in an Aquarium | 1.2887 | 0.05276 | 97 | 72 | 22 | 3 |
2157 | In the Deep State, we can flush toilets and run dishwashers. No, "Drip, drip, drip." | 1.2887 | 0.05475 | 97 | 73 | 20 | 4 |
2158 | no, this isnt overkill | 1.2887 | 0.05855 | 97 | 75 | 16 | 6 |
2159 | It's a COVID protocol called 'Murdering In Place' | 1.2887 | 0.05668 | 97 | 74 | 18 | 5 |
2160 | Water Boarding: Mafia Edition | 1.2887 | 0.05855 | 97 | 75 | 16 | 6 |
2161 | I'm still not convinced we needed a dress rehearsal. | 1.2887 | 0.05475 | 97 | 73 | 20 | 4 |
2162 | This is the downsizing, baby. | 1.2887 | 0.05475 | 97 | 73 | 20 | 4 |
2163 | I don't see why I should pollute the Hudson River feeding the fish with dirty rats. | 1.2887 | 0.05068 | 97 | 71 | 24 | 2 |
2164 | Pay up by Friday or next time it will the the Jacuzzi! | 1.2887 | 0.05855 | 97 | 75 | 16 | 6 |
2165 | I told her you'd be tied up for a while. | 1.2887 | 0.05475 | 97 | 73 | 20 | 4 |
2166 | C'mon you, come clean! | 1.2887 | 0.05855 | 97 | 75 | 16 | 6 |
2167 | They’re pretty strict about illegal dumping in the harbors these days. | 1.2887 | 0.05475 | 97 | 73 | 20 | 4 |
2168 | Now who's stupid? | 1.2887 | 0.05668 | 97 | 74 | 18 | 5 |
2169 | You'd better come clean soon. | 1.2887 | 0.05475 | 97 | 73 | 20 | 4 |
2170 | I guess that's one way to come clean. | 1.2887 | 0.04625 | 97 | 71 | 25 | 1 |
2171 | No one listens. I ordered them to light some candles and put lavender in the tub. | 1.2887 | 0.05475 | 97 | 73 | 20 | 4 |
2172 | Hope you've got renter's insurance. | 1.2887 | 0.05376 | 97 | 75 | 17 | 5 |
2173 | Just talk - it's the new normal. | 1.2887 | 0.05475 | 97 | 73 | 20 | 4 |
2174 | The water damage alone will bankrupt you. | 1.2887 | 0.05276 | 97 | 72 | 22 | 3 |
2175 | 'OK then, we'll do it the hard way. Your Twitter account will be deactivated.' | 1.2887 | 0.05475 | 97 | 73 | 20 | 4 |
2176 | Rubber Ducky can't save you now. | 1.2887 | 0.05276 | 97 | 72 | 22 | 3 |
2177 | Tony was right. This cartoon needs no caption. | 1.2887 | 0.05668 | 97 | 74 | 18 | 5 |
2178 | Listen up. Either you talk or you sleep with the duckies. | 1.2887 | 0.05068 | 97 | 71 | 24 | 2 |
2179 | You’re not dead. I thought I followed the directions in the Hitman’s Wiki perfectly. | 1.2887 | 0.06035 | 97 | 76 | 14 | 7 |
2180 | Nice to see you following in the steps of your old man. | 1.2887 | 0.05475 | 97 | 73 | 20 | 4 |
2181 | This should fix the leak. | 1.2887 | 0.05276 | 97 | 72 | 22 | 3 |
2182 | Ok Mr. smarty PhD you tell me how it’s done, and I’m countin’ to ten. | 1.2887 | 0.05068 | 97 | 71 | 24 | 2 |
2183 | No room left at the pier. | 1.2887 | 0.05276 | 97 | 72 | 22 | 3 |
2184 | It has been proven that cement boots cure more quickly with a pre-rinse. | 1.2887 | 0.05855 | 97 | 75 | 16 | 6 |
2185 | Last chance, talk or I turn on the hot water 1 | 1.2887 | 0.05855 | 97 | 75 | 16 | 6 |
2186 | I'll make sure nobody flushes the toilet. | 1.2887 | 0.05475 | 97 | 73 | 20 | 4 |
2187 | You better start talkin’, or tonight you’ll sleep with the rubber duckies. | 1.2887 | 0.04625 | 97 | 69 | 28 | 0 |
2188 | You can thank my shrink. | 1.2887 | 0.05475 | 97 | 73 | 20 | 4 |
2189 | We’re in lockdown. It would be irresponsible for me to let you swim with the fishes. | 1.2887 | 0.05475 | 97 | 73 | 20 | 4 |
2190 | If I didn't have underlying conditions, you'd be visiting Davy Jones's Locker right now. | 1.2887 | 0.05855 | 97 | 75 | 16 | 6 |
2191 | You have really good water pressure. | 1.2887 | 0.05276 | 97 | 72 | 22 | 3 |
2192 | Before leaving Gino remembers the shower curtain bottom belongs inside the tub | 1.2887 | 0.05668 | 97 | 74 | 18 | 5 |
2193 | I'll tell the boss you're sleeping with the loofahs. | 1.2887 | 0.05668 | 97 | 74 | 18 | 5 |
2194 | Come clean, kid, or you'll sleep with the rubber duckies! | 1.2887 | 0.05475 | 97 | 73 | 20 | 4 |
2195 | Can you get the phone? My hands are tied | 1.2887 | 0.05668 | 97 | 74 | 18 | 5 |
2196 | My car's in the shop, so this may take a while. | 1.2887 | 0.05855 | 97 | 75 | 16 | 6 |
2197 | Last chance or I pull the plug. | 1.2887 | 0.04851 | 97 | 70 | 26 | 1 |
2198 | You better come clean or next time it's the River. | 1.2887 | 0.05276 | 97 | 72 | 22 | 3 |
2199 | You've got an hour to spill the beans or we turn the shower setting to massage spray. | 1.2887 | 0.05475 | 97 | 73 | 20 | 4 |
2200 | The boss said he wanted a clean hit | 1.2887 | 0.05276 | 97 | 72 | 22 | 3 |
2201 | Like the big boss told me... it's curtains for you. | 1.2887 | 0.05475 | 97 | 73 | 20 | 4 |
2202 | They may find your body, but they'll never get out of having to pay the water bill. | 1.2887 | 0.05668 | 97 | 74 | 18 | 5 |
2203 | We’re just waiting on ‘ the cleaner’ ... he’s an Uber driver. | 1.2887 | 0.05668 | 97 | 74 | 18 | 5 |
2204 | It’s the latest concept: first you shower and then you “sleep with the fishes.” | 1.2887 | 0.05668 | 97 | 74 | 18 | 5 |
2205 | I like to mix business with pressure. | 1.2887 | 0.05475 | 97 | 73 | 20 | 4 |
2206 | Are you going to come clean? | 1.2887 | 0.05668 | 97 | 74 | 18 | 5 |
2207 | Hmm,clearly I need to give better directions! | 1.2887 | 0.05475 | 97 | 73 | 20 | 4 |
2208 | It’s a dry run, if you’ll excuse the pun. | 1.2887 | 0.05855 | 97 | 75 | 16 | 6 |
2209 | Do we have to go through with this? I have cold feet. | 1.2887 | 0.05475 | 97 | 73 | 20 | 4 |
2210 | You want something from the Deli? | 1.2887 | 0.05276 | 97 | 72 | 22 | 3 |
2211 | We warned you, when you don’t pay up, you sleep with the rubber duckies. | 1.2887 | 0.05276 | 97 | 72 | 22 | 3 |
2212 | What'd mean I don't understand the concept of 'rope-a-dope? | 1.2887 | 0.05068 | 97 | 71 | 24 | 2 |
2213 | Talk now or it's "massage" time | 1.2887 | 0.05068 | 97 | 71 | 24 | 2 |
2214 | Huh. I sees why dey call it "water boring"... | 1.2887 | 0.05475 | 97 | 73 | 20 | 4 |
2215 | Talk or you'll never see your rubber ducky again. | 1.2887 | 0.05068 | 97 | 71 | 24 | 2 |
2216 | yeah...normally it would be the Hudson but Corvid restrictions, don't cha know | 1.2887 | 0.05855 | 97 | 75 | 16 | 6 |
2217 | Enough water for you? | 1.2887 | 0.05668 | 97 | 74 | 18 | 5 |
2218 | Give me a break. It's my first day. | 1.2887 | 0.05855 | 97 | 75 | 16 | 6 |
2219 | Now give me a minute. This is my first job, and I have this feeling something just ain't right. | 1.2887 | 0.05475 | 97 | 73 | 20 | 4 |
2220 | You're supposed to be at the bottom of the Bay. | 1.2887 | 0.05668 | 97 | 74 | 18 | 5 |
2221 | Unless you come clean you're sunk | 1.2887 | 0.05475 | 97 | 73 | 20 | 4 |
2222 | I'll give you one more chance to come clean. | 1.2887 | 0.05668 | 97 | 74 | 18 | 5 |
2223 | You better tell me where the money is or I'll turn your hot water heater off | 1.2887 | 0.05475 | 97 | 73 | 20 | 4 |
2224 | The pier is all iced in, Boss says this is plan B. | 1.2887 | 0.05276 | 97 | 72 | 22 | 3 |
2225 | This is what we do around here when someone tells us a half-truth. | 1.2887 | 0.05668 | 97 | 74 | 18 | 5 |
2226 | Ready to talk, or do I pull the plug. | 1.2887 | 0.05855 | 97 | 75 | 16 | 6 |
2227 | Somehow the East River was involved but it's just been so long! | 1.2887 | 0.05276 | 97 | 72 | 22 | 3 |
2228 | Docks are closed, mate | 1.2887 | 0.05668 | 97 | 74 | 18 | 5 |
2229 | That will take care of your dry humor! | 1.2887 | 0.05855 | 97 | 75 | 16 | 6 |
2230 | B “Boss says this is the last ask: are ya gonna concede?” | 1.2887 | 0.05475 | 97 | 73 | 20 | 4 |
2231 | Now for Mayor Giuliani's press conference on endless loop. | 1.2887 | 0.06035 | 97 | 76 | 14 | 7 |
2232 | Going for a coffee. You want your usual? | 1.2887 | 0.05475 | 97 | 73 | 20 | 4 |
2233 | These EPA regulations make it really difficult for me to do my job. | 1.2887 | 0.05668 | 97 | 74 | 18 | 5 |
2234 | Should I just wait here, or...? | 1.2887 | 0.05475 | 97 | 73 | 20 | 4 |
2235 | Next time, pal, you'll be swimming with the rubber duckies. | 1.2887 | 0.05668 | 97 | 74 | 18 | 5 |
2236 | Tonight, you're gonna sleep with the rubber duckies" | 1.2887 | 0.06211 | 97 | 77 | 12 | 8 |
2237 | Smoke bother ya? | 1.2887 | 0.05276 | 97 | 72 | 22 | 3 |
2238 | Kid, cleaning your glasses ain't the worst of it--we NEED the CODE... | 1.2887 | 0.05475 | 97 | 73 | 20 | 4 |
2239 | Keep quiet! Want me to wash your mouth out with soap, too? | 1.2887 | 0.05276 | 97 | 72 | 22 | 3 |
2240 | Sorry about this, but with the Covid epidemic, I gotta do it inside for self protection. | 1.2887 | 0.05668 | 97 | 74 | 18 | 5 |
2241 | Hang on. Let me go get the seagulls. | 1.2887 | 0.05668 | 97 | 74 | 18 | 5 |
2242 | This constant rehearsing is beginning to bug me. | 1.2887 | 0.05475 | 97 | 73 | 20 | 4 |
2243 | I see you've gotten involved with the Polish Mafia. | 1.2887 | 0.06035 | 97 | 76 | 14 | 7 |
2244 | Not good enough. You forgot the mask. | 1.2887 | 0.05475 | 97 | 73 | 20 | 4 |
2245 | OK, it’s not the way they do it in Chicago. So what? | 1.2887 | 0.05475 | 97 | 73 | 20 | 4 |
2246 | It's your lucky day, pal. The others bought a ticket to the bottom of the East River. | 1.2887 | 0.05276 | 97 | 72 | 22 | 3 |
2247 | But if you survive, both you and my conscience will be clean. | 1.2887 | 0.05668 | 97 | 74 | 18 | 5 |
2248 | One way or another we are going to make you sing | 1.2887 | 0.05668 | 97 | 74 | 18 | 5 |
2249 | We're gonna find out very soon if you'll crack under pressure. | 1.2887 | 0.05276 | 97 | 72 | 22 | 3 |
2250 | When I say “bath time,” I mean bath time. | 1.2887 | 0.05855 | 97 | 75 | 16 | 6 |
2251 | Boss said to make it clean. | 1.2887 | 0.05668 | 97 | 74 | 18 | 5 |
2252 | Next time you'll be swimming with more than the rubber ducks." | 1.2887 | 0.05475 | 97 | 75 | 17 | 5 |
2253 | For efficiency's sake, we're awaiting a baker and a candlestick maker. | 1.2887 | 0.05475 | 97 | 73 | 20 | 4 |
2254 | You feel like you own a sailboat yet? | 1.2887 | 0.05276 | 97 | 72 | 22 | 3 |
2255 | Looks like it’s shower curtains for you, pal. If this doesn’t work you’re swimming with your gold fishes. | 1.2887 | 0.05276 | 97 | 72 | 22 | 3 |
2256 | If you don’t talk, I’m gonna turn on the cold water. | 1.2887 | 0.05855 | 97 | 75 | 16 | 6 |
2257 | Can't believe your last wish was to come clean | 1.2887 | 0.05668 | 97 | 74 | 18 | 5 |
2258 | Leave the rubber ducky but take the cannoli | 1.2887 | 0.05475 | 97 | 73 | 20 | 4 |
2259 | And that’s the last time you’ll cross Half-wit Eddie. | 1.2887 | 0.05475 | 97 | 73 | 20 | 4 |
2260 | Did anyone ever tell you... You’ve got a great head of hair | 1.2887 | 0.05475 | 97 | 73 | 20 | 4 |
2261 | We've been getting a lot of heat from PETA so tonight you're just gonna sleep with the rubber duckies. | 1.2887 | 0.05855 | 97 | 75 | 16 | 6 |
2262 | I'm king of the world, Jack. | 1.2887 | 0.05668 | 97 | 74 | 18 | 5 |
2263 | Just to be clear..you did not Hear,Read,Say or Imply Anthing. You understand? | 1.2887 | 0.05668 | 97 | 74 | 18 | 5 |
2264 | Talk about working from home, huh? | 1.2887 | 0.05475 | 97 | 73 | 20 | 4 |
2265 | Bottom of the Hudson, COVID style. | 1.2887 | 0.05276 | 97 | 72 | 22 | 3 |
2266 | You’ll come clean, one way or another. | 1.2887 | 0.05068 | 97 | 71 | 24 | 2 |
2267 | well, this is what you get with the free trial | 1.2887 | 0.05475 | 97 | 73 | 20 | 4 |
2268 | Compare me unfavorably to a rocket scientist, will you? Who’s laughing now? | 1.2887 | 0.05855 | 97 | 75 | 16 | 6 |
2269 | This is the last time I bail you out. | 1.2887 | 0.05668 | 97 | 74 | 18 | 5 |
2270 | But the election has been called? Joe has the votes. | 1.2887 | 0.05475 | 97 | 73 | 20 | 4 |
2271 | Had to furlough the fishes. | 1.2887 | 0.06211 | 97 | 77 | 12 | 8 |
2272 | Inside job at low tied | 1.2887 | 0.05475 | 97 | 73 | 20 | 4 |
2273 | It was the only way I found to hurt you without hurting fishes. | 1.2887 | 0.05475 | 97 | 73 | 20 | 4 |
2274 | In the mind of an evil genius, there are only a certain number of ways to torture someone: unless your name is 2020. | 1.2887 | 0.05855 | 97 | 75 | 16 | 6 |
2275 | See Toobin, you're not the only one doing things differently because of COVID. | 1.2887 | 0.05475 | 97 | 73 | 20 | 4 |
2276 | We used to just throw you in the East River, but now we clean you up first. | 1.2887 | 0.05276 | 97 | 72 | 22 | 3 |
2277 | Do you promise not to certify the election results? | 1.2887 | 0.05855 | 97 | 75 | 16 | 6 |
2278 | Stay right there, I gotta join the Zoom meeting | 1.2887 | 0.05668 | 97 | 74 | 18 | 5 |
2279 | You've been hard to crack. But I'm sure you won't be so smug when the hot water runs out. | 1.2887 | 0.05475 | 97 | 73 | 20 | 4 |
2280 | I’m just lucky to be able to work from home. | 1.2887 | 0.05668 | 97 | 74 | 18 | 5 |
2281 | So you still don’t believe in climate change? | 1.2887 | 0.05855 | 97 | 75 | 16 | 6 |
2282 | You will either start talking or you’ll sleep with the rubber duckies. | 1.2885 | 0.05234 | 104 | 78 | 22 | 4 |
2283 | The best I can do without a boat. | 1.2885 | 0.05579 | 104 | 80 | 18 | 6 |
2284 | You're lucky my brother is using the boat, punk. But this will teach you. You hear me? This will teach you! | 1.2885 | 0.05234 | 104 | 78 | 22 | 4 |
2285 | Jeez, I suppose your’e gonna tell me ya got cold feet even though ya in hot water...... | 1.2871 | 0.05328 | 101 | 76 | 21 | 4 |
2286 | Bath night was set in stone in the Corleone family! | 1.2871 | 0.05688 | 101 | 78 | 17 | 6 |
2287 | Sorry; but that will have to do until the Covid-19 restrictions are relaxed. | 1.2871 | 0.05511 | 101 | 77 | 19 | 5 |
2288 | Talking about physics is what got you in trouble with the boss in the first place, Feinman. | 1.2871 | 0.05328 | 101 | 76 | 21 | 4 |
2289 | Shortcuts. They’re always cutting our budget. | 1.2871 | 0.05139 | 101 | 75 | 23 | 3 |
2290 | We can do this the hot way or the cold way | 1.2871 | 0.05511 | 101 | 77 | 19 | 5 |
2291 | I hope you'll think twice before giving someone a hard time about smoking again! | 1.2871 | 0.05511 | 101 | 77 | 19 | 5 |
2292 | You have until the tub overflows to come clean. | 1.2871 | 0.05139 | 101 | 75 | 23 | 3 |
2293 | This time, it’s the rubber duckies. Next time, you’ll be sleeping with the fishes. | 1.2871 | 0.05511 | 101 | 77 | 19 | 5 |
2294 | Budget cuts have affected all of us. | 1.2871 | 0.05328 | 101 | 76 | 21 | 4 |
2295 | Now, that's what I call 'Showerboarding' | 1.2871 | 0.05328 | 101 | 76 | 21 | 4 |
2296 | Your mother says you still need to come home for thanksgiving | 1.2871 | 0.05139 | 101 | 75 | 23 | 3 |
2297 | Kid, before we let you join the Deep State, you have to survive the Shallow State. | 1.2871 | 0.05139 | 101 | 75 | 23 | 3 |
2298 | Quit lookin' at me like that! The 'Stay-At-Home' order has forced everybody to make adjustments! | 1.2857 | 0.05191 | 105 | 79 | 22 | 4 |
2299 | That's my smoking spot. | 1.2857 | 0.05618 | 98 | 75 | 18 | 5 |
2300 | It just seems like I've forgotten something. | 1.2857 | 0.05802 | 98 | 76 | 16 | 6 |
2301 | Start talking by the count of ten or I'm putting the water bill in your name. | 1.2857 | 0.05618 | 98 | 75 | 18 | 5 |
2302 | Just be glad I didn't put you in the sink, or you'd be sleeping with the dishes. | 1.2857 | 0.05191 | 105 | 79 | 22 | 4 |
2303 | Soon, you'll be sleeping with the duckies. | 1.2857 | 0.05427 | 98 | 74 | 20 | 4 |
2304 | You think this is torture, I do this every time my ex calls" | 1.2857 | 0.05191 | 105 | 79 | 22 | 4 |
2305 | You've crossed me for the next-to-last time. | 1.2857 | 0.05427 | 98 | 74 | 20 | 4 |
2306 | You'd better start talking. Any minute now your glasses are going to fog up. | 1.2857 | 0.05365 | 105 | 80 | 20 | 5 |
2307 | Don't mess with us, kiddo, we thought of everything. | 1.2857 | 0.05427 | 98 | 74 | 20 | 4 |
2308 | You gots to close your eyes to immerse yourself, no pun intended, in the experience of sleeping with fishes. | 1.2857 | 0.05427 | 98 | 74 | 20 | 4 |
2309 | Get over it kid, it could have been a bullet to the head... | 1.2843 | 0.05283 | 102 | 77 | 21 | 4 |
2310 | Don't use all the hot water. | 1.2843 | 0.05464 | 102 | 78 | 19 | 5 |
2311 | My advice? Escape Rooms are not your thing. | 1.2843 | 0.05464 | 102 | 78 | 19 | 5 |
2312 | If Norman Bates had thoughta this, he never would have been caught. | 1.2843 | 0.05464 | 102 | 78 | 19 | 5 |
2313 | Lois, the new thief-deterrent statue for the front yard is clean enough--help me get it out there. | 1.2843 | 0.05639 | 102 | 79 | 17 | 6 |
2314 | Im drowning myself with all this backed up jobs since this pandemia curfew started! | 1.2843 | 0.05464 | 102 | 78 | 19 | 5 |
2315 | You get cold feet before my daughter’s wedding you’re in hot water —just family policy | 1.2843 | 0.05096 | 102 | 76 | 23 | 3 |
2316 | Oh sorry, I didn’t realize this bathroom was already being used. | 1.2843 | 0.05464 | 102 | 78 | 19 | 5 |
2317 | We’ve had some cutbacks this year, but you get the drift. | 1.2842 | 0.05325 | 95 | 71 | 21 | 3 |
2318 | And next time...there won’t be a shower curtain... | 1.2842 | 0.05532 | 95 | 72 | 19 | 4 |
2319 | I can wait here all day long! And the water bill will be on you! | 1.2842 | 0.05430 | 95 | 74 | 16 | 5 |
2320 | I don't think you need to worry about the second-hand smoke. | 1.2842 | 0.05325 | 95 | 71 | 21 | 3 |
2321 | I was hoping when you turned thirty, it wouldn't be so hard to get you to shower. | 1.2842 | 0.05325 | 95 | 71 | 21 | 3 |
2322 | Oh cheer up, at least it’ll be a clean death. | 1.2842 | 0.05532 | 95 | 72 | 19 | 4 |
2323 | I'll have to close the curtain on this caper. | 1.2842 | 0.05325 | 95 | 71 | 21 | 3 |
2324 | If you think this is bad, just wait until we start with the 9-volt batteries on your tongue. Ready to talk? | 1.2842 | 0.05532 | 95 | 72 | 19 | 4 |
2325 | Or did the boss say put the gin in the bathtub, and send Jim to swim with the fishes? | 1.2842 | 0.05325 | 95 | 71 | 21 | 3 |
2326 | Don't get smart with me! As soon as the lake thaws, down you go. | 1.2842 | 0.05325 | 95 | 71 | 21 | 3 |
2327 | You are a dirty, dirty man. | 1.2842 | 0.05111 | 95 | 70 | 23 | 2 |
2328 | Now don't you move. I gotta go to the fish market, see if they got any sleepy fishes. | 1.2842 | 0.05325 | 95 | 71 | 21 | 3 |
2329 | You got lucky. The pandemic has really screwed with our cash flow, Prof, so we gotta pay attention to expenses. | 1.2842 | 0.06109 | 95 | 75 | 13 | 7 |
2330 | This lockdown is really cramping my style! | 1.2842 | 0.05325 | 95 | 71 | 21 | 3 |
2331 | If you ask me, pal, you're very lucky I found you here in western Kansas. | 1.2842 | 0.05325 | 95 | 71 | 21 | 3 |
2332 | This is your final warming. | 1.2842 | 0.05325 | 95 | 71 | 21 | 3 |
2333 | Global warming will do the rest. | 1.2842 | 0.05731 | 95 | 73 | 17 | 5 |
2334 | This is your last warning ... quit subletting your uncle’s rent-controlled apartment. | 1.2842 | 0.05532 | 95 | 72 | 19 | 4 |
2335 | Are you gonna come clean or what? | 1.2842 | 0.05325 | 95 | 71 | 21 | 3 |
2336 | Listen bub, boss said give 'im cement shoes and put 'im in water. Just doin' my job. | 1.2842 | 0.05325 | 95 | 71 | 21 | 3 |
2337 | Are you ready to throw in the towel? | 1.2842 | 0.05731 | 95 | 73 | 17 | 5 |
2338 | Ropes, concrete, a body of water, curtains...that's everything in the contract. | 1.2842 | 0.05731 | 95 | 73 | 17 | 5 |
2339 | You think you've got problems...I'm drowning in debt! | 1.2842 | 0.05923 | 95 | 74 | 15 | 6 |
2340 | Lucky for you Lefty's complying with the lockdown or you'd be in the East River, Pal. | 1.2842 | 0.05923 | 95 | 74 | 15 | 6 |
2341 | Thanks for coming to my place. With this pandemic, you can’t be too careful. | 1.2842 | 0.05731 | 95 | 73 | 17 | 5 |
2342 | Where do you keep your mop? | 1.2842 | 0.05731 | 95 | 73 | 17 | 5 |
2343 | Maybe my van got towed, maybe it didn't. Point is the East River is coming to you now. | 1.2842 | 0.05532 | 95 | 72 | 19 | 4 |
2344 | Maybe now you will listen to your mother when she tells you it's bath time. | 1.2842 | 0.05923 | 95 | 74 | 15 | 6 |
2345 | Not so bad?... well after you see your water bill, you'll wish that tub was a lot deeper. | 1.2842 | 0.05532 | 95 | 72 | 19 | 4 |
2346 | Look. This quarantine thing's killin' us both. You more than me. But a job's a job. | 1.2842 | 0.05111 | 95 | 70 | 23 | 2 |
2347 | Well, the bosses said to give you a bath...so... | 1.2842 | 0.05532 | 95 | 72 | 19 | 4 |
2348 | Start talking, or I’ll turn off the hot water! | 1.2842 | 0.05111 | 95 | 70 | 23 | 2 |
2349 | Look, we kinda had to make cutbacks this year. Could ya just turn your head towards the shower and leave your mouth open? | 1.2842 | 0.05923 | 95 | 74 | 15 | 6 |
2350 | Hurry up...I'm next. | 1.2842 | 0.05325 | 95 | 71 | 21 | 3 |
2351 | Da boss says you gotta come clean. | 1.2842 | 0.05532 | 95 | 72 | 19 | 4 |
2352 | It's my daughters way of saying get lost. | 1.2842 | 0.05325 | 95 | 71 | 21 | 3 |
2353 | My boat was repossessed. This economy is killing me. | 1.2842 | 0.05325 | 95 | 71 | 21 | 3 |
2354 | Look at it like it's a once a lifetime experience | 1.2842 | 0.05219 | 95 | 73 | 18 | 4 |
2355 | Cold feet is no excuse | 1.2842 | 0.05325 | 95 | 71 | 21 | 3 |
2356 | Cold Water Never works. | 1.2842 | 0.05111 | 95 | 70 | 23 | 2 |
2357 | We're going to need a bigger tub. | 1.2842 | 0.06109 | 95 | 75 | 13 | 7 |
2358 | You’ll be dead quick enough after the water bill comes. | 1.2842 | 0.05923 | 95 | 74 | 15 | 6 |
2359 | If I close the curtain, how will I know you're still there? | 1.2842 | 0.05111 | 95 | 75 | 15 | 5 |
2360 | The city issued a stay-at-home order. See ya in two weeks. | 1.2842 | 0.05532 | 95 | 72 | 19 | 4 |
2361 | OK Mac, last chance before I put in the bubble bath! | 1.2842 | 0.05532 | 95 | 72 | 19 | 4 |
2362 | What kind of pressure will get you to break? | 1.2842 | 0.04887 | 95 | 69 | 25 | 1 |
2363 | The boss has gone green. Wants only clean corpses going in the drink. | 1.2842 | 0.05532 | 95 | 72 | 19 | 4 |
2364 | If you don’t talk I’m going to pull out the rubber ducky! | 1.2842 | 0.05325 | 95 | 71 | 21 | 3 |
2365 | As I see it you got two options: You either come clean or you come clean. | 1.2842 | 0.05325 | 95 | 71 | 21 | 3 |
2366 | Just a little test run Smith, need to make sure that new concrete sets up in water | 1.2842 | 0.05731 | 95 | 73 | 17 | 5 |
2367 | This is just a warning. Next time it's the hot tub. | 1.2842 | 0.05923 | 95 | 74 | 15 | 6 |
2368 | Start talking or you'll be sleeping with the rubber duckies | 1.2842 | 0.05923 | 95 | 74 | 15 | 6 |
2369 | Don't ask me. Boss said a bucket of concrete would keep your head under water. | 1.2842 | 0.06109 | 95 | 75 | 13 | 7 |
2370 | If I don’t give a damn about my lungs, what makes you think I give a damn about your life? | 1.2842 | 0.05325 | 95 | 71 | 21 | 3 |
2371 | Kid, that’s my wife you’re spying on via your virtual “learning “ platform. | 1.2842 | 0.05111 | 95 | 70 | 23 | 2 |
2372 | So, ya won’t come clean, eh? | 1.2842 | 0.05325 | 95 | 71 | 21 | 3 |
2373 | Your household asked me to deliver a message about what happens to those who leave behind empty toilet paper rolls | 1.2842 | 0.06109 | 95 | 75 | 13 | 7 |
2374 | For the last time, where are the Cannoli? | 1.2842 | 0.05325 | 95 | 71 | 21 | 3 |
2375 | I've been out of the game for a while, I'm working up to the real thing, ok? | 1.2842 | 0.05731 | 95 | 73 | 17 | 5 |
2376 | Yo, buddy! You almost done? I can't pee with an audience. | 1.2842 | 0.05731 | 95 | 73 | 17 | 5 |
2377 | You’re lucky. The ‘Big Guy’ has gone senile. | 1.2842 | 0.05532 | 95 | 72 | 19 | 4 |
2378 | So now you know what is feels like to be taught by Nuns ! | 1.2842 | 0.05325 | 95 | 71 | 21 | 3 |
2379 | And now you can tell them tonight I sleep with the fishes. | 1.2842 | 0.05325 | 95 | 71 | 21 | 3 |
2380 | That'll teach ya! Don't ever call me Tubby! | 1.2842 | 0.05532 | 95 | 72 | 19 | 4 |
2381 | It’s possible I may have missed a step... | 1.2842 | 0.05532 | 95 | 72 | 19 | 4 |
2382 | Ok, Felix, now sing! | 1.2842 | 0.05731 | 95 | 73 | 17 | 5 |
2383 | Talk now or it's curtains... | 1.2842 | 0.05111 | 95 | 70 | 23 | 2 |
2384 | UMM...? SURPRISE!!! | 1.2842 | 0.05325 | 95 | 71 | 21 | 3 |
2385 | Next time we tell you to wash behind your ears,You | 1.2842 | 0.05731 | 95 | 73 | 17 | 5 |
2386 | Kids these days! | 1.2842 | 0.05532 | 95 | 72 | 19 | 4 |
2387 | If we didn't have to quarantine, this would go a lot quicker. | 1.2842 | 0.05532 | 95 | 72 | 19 | 4 |
2388 | This isn’t what it looks like. | 1.2842 | 0.05923 | 95 | 74 | 15 | 6 |
2389 | Alright well I guess you're in our bubble 'til we're allowed back down to the docks. | 1.2842 | 0.05923 | 95 | 74 | 15 | 6 |
2390 | We agree then,no more recounts. | 1.2842 | 0.05923 | 95 | 74 | 15 | 6 |
2391 | Personally, I think you're a stand-up guy. | 1.2842 | 0.05111 | 95 | 70 | 23 | 2 |
2392 | Waddya mean you need soap to come clean ? | 1.2842 | 0.05325 | 95 | 71 | 21 | 3 |
2393 | I dunno, I was told to clean up loose ends | 1.2842 | 0.05532 | 95 | 72 | 19 | 4 |
2394 | Don’t make me flush the toilet, Mack.” | 1.2842 | 0.05325 | 95 | 71 | 21 | 3 |
2395 | We have ways to make you clean. | 1.2842 | 0.05731 | 95 | 73 | 17 | 5 |
2396 | I guess we'll go easy on you this time. | 1.2842 | 0.05111 | 95 | 70 | 23 | 2 |
2397 | I was told it was a role play | 1.2842 | 0.05325 | 95 | 71 | 21 | 3 |
2398 | Working from home saves lives. | 1.2842 | 0.05111 | 95 | 70 | 23 | 2 |
2399 | Whacking from home | 1.2842 | 0.05923 | 95 | 74 | 15 | 6 |
2400 | Smoking is bad for you. | 1.2842 | 0.04887 | 95 | 69 | 25 | 1 |
2401 | I’m gonna ask yous one more time, did you vote for Donnie? | 1.2842 | 0.05111 | 95 | 70 | 23 | 2 |
2402 | If this doesn’t work, we’ll try it upside down. | 1.2842 | 0.05325 | 95 | 71 | 21 | 3 |
2403 | And when you’re downstairs neighbors find out who caused all the damage it’ll be curtains for you. | 1.2842 | 0.05532 | 95 | 72 | 19 | 4 |
2404 | This is the new normal. | 1.2842 | 0.05325 | 95 | 71 | 21 | 3 |
2405 | Just say election was rigged | 1.2842 | 0.05731 | 95 | 73 | 17 | 5 |
2406 | Do you mind holding your breath? | 1.2842 | 0.05731 | 95 | 73 | 17 | 5 |
2407 | Yeah we’ve been trying to reduce our carbon footprint. It’s not much but it’s a start. | 1.2842 | 0.05325 | 95 | 71 | 21 | 3 |
2408 | The bathings will continue until your aroma improves | 1.2842 | 0.06109 | 95 | 75 | 13 | 7 |
2409 | We’ve all had to adjust. | 1.2842 | 0.05532 | 95 | 72 | 19 | 4 |
2410 | Stay inside, they said. Work from home, they said | 1.2842 | 0.05731 | 95 | 73 | 17 | 5 |
2411 | in order to remain contact free, i’m staying six feet away... now turn the water on. cold | 1.2842 | 0.05731 | 95 | 73 | 17 | 5 |
2412 | Still won't talk, eh? Well let's see how tough you are if I . . . shut the curtain! | 1.2842 | 0.04405 | 95 | 72 | 22 | 1 |
2413 | I’d have put you on the bottom of the river but Quarantine and all.... | 1.2842 | 0.05731 | 95 | 73 | 17 | 5 |
2414 | '' Now tell me the real reason why everyone is wearing masks'' | 1.2842 | 0.05325 | 95 | 71 | 21 | 3 |
2415 | Dont look at me like that. The Verrazano is closed. | 1.2842 | 0.05325 | 95 | 71 | 21 | 3 |
2416 | The new boss is an environmentalist. | 1.2842 | 0.05325 | 95 | 71 | 21 | 3 |
2417 | I know I said yes to role-playing but this is a bit much | 1.2842 | 0.05532 | 95 | 72 | 19 | 4 |
2418 | That's a lovely cigarette you've got there- Do I know you? | 1.2828 | 0.04982 | 99 | 73 | 24 | 2 |
2419 | Seems fair to me...you get clean while I clean you out. | 1.2828 | 0.04982 | 99 | 73 | 24 | 2 |
2420 | This is my first quarantine whack. | 1.2826 | 0.05642 | 92 | 70 | 18 | 4 |
2421 | Now do you get that I kinda sorta mean business? | 1.2826 | 0.05850 | 92 | 71 | 16 | 5 |
2422 | It's hard to be a traditionalist here in the middle of Kansas. | 1.2826 | 0.05850 | 92 | 71 | 16 | 5 |
2423 | You'd better come clean before it's too late. | 1.2826 | 0.05426 | 92 | 69 | 20 | 3 |
2424 | Okay so you're not wearing a wire. | 1.2826 | 0.05202 | 92 | 68 | 22 | 2 |
2425 | Davy Jones' locker is full, so here we are in Micky Dolenz' bathroom. | 1.2826 | 0.05642 | 92 | 70 | 18 | 4 |
2426 | The kitchen sink it is. | 1.2826 | 0.05642 | 92 | 70 | 18 | 4 |
2427 | Big Paulie wants to give you some time to think, and says you'll do your best thinking in here. | 1.2826 | 0.05642 | 92 | 70 | 18 | 4 |
2428 | Sorry. Before Covid the boys could just dump you in the river. | 1.2826 | 0.05642 | 92 | 70 | 18 | 4 |
2429 | If you have to pee, pee! | 1.2826 | 0.05642 | 92 | 70 | 18 | 4 |
2430 | I know, but the Don said to just warn you this time. | 1.2826 | 0.05426 | 92 | 69 | 20 | 3 |
2431 | Let this be a warning to you. | 1.2826 | 0.05850 | 92 | 71 | 16 | 5 |
2432 | I hate mixed messages; which is it, water preservation or life preservation? | 1.2826 | 0.05426 | 92 | 69 | 20 | 3 |
2433 | Kid, my back is killing me. We gotta make this work instead of the river. | 1.2826 | 0.06051 | 92 | 72 | 14 | 6 |
2434 | This is a rehearsal, if you don’t talk. | 1.2826 | 0.05850 | 92 | 71 | 16 | 5 |
2435 | Do you still think that being in public in your underwear is your worst dream? | 1.2826 | 0.06051 | 92 | 72 | 14 | 6 |
2436 | This'll have to do. I couldn't get the car started. | 1.2826 | 0.05202 | 92 | 68 | 22 | 2 |
2437 | Like the boss said, you're gonna sleep with the rubber duckies | 1.2826 | 0.06051 | 92 | 72 | 14 | 6 |
2438 | I’m sorry. The East River is a lot cleaner than it used to be. | 1.2826 | 0.05642 | 92 | 70 | 18 | 4 |
2439 | The boss said to teach you a lesson. But don't make a mess. So I guess we're almost done. | 1.2826 | 0.05642 | 92 | 70 | 18 | 4 |
2440 | Next screw-up, its the river! | 1.2826 | 0.05202 | 92 | 68 | 22 | 2 |
2441 | The damn beach is closed. This'll hafta do. | 1.2826 | 0.05426 | 92 | 69 | 20 | 3 |
2442 | This is the demo only. | 1.2826 | 0.05850 | 92 | 71 | 16 | 5 |
2443 | You're in deeper water than you think. | 1.2826 | 0.05426 | 92 | 69 | 20 | 3 |
2444 | Start cooperatin' or I'll have to destroy your blow dryer. | 1.2826 | 0.06051 | 92 | 72 | 14 | 6 |
2445 | New EPA regulations | 1.2826 | 0.05850 | 92 | 71 | 16 | 5 |
2446 | Now you sleep with the rubber duckies! | 1.2826 | 0.05426 | 92 | 69 | 20 | 3 |
2447 | Look on the bright side. You could be sinking with sharks off Montauk! | 1.2826 | 0.05426 | 92 | 69 | 20 | 3 |
2448 | You’re lucky the hot tub was already taken. | 1.2826 | 0.05642 | 92 | 70 | 18 | 4 |
2449 | They call you a dirty cop, but we’re fixing that. | 1.2826 | 0.05642 | 92 | 70 | 18 | 4 |
2450 | I know Mama told you, "If I have to tie you up, you are going to take a bath", but this is pushing it a bit. | 1.2826 | 0.05850 | 92 | 71 | 16 | 5 |
2451 | Double dipping won’t work! | 1.2826 | 0.05426 | 92 | 69 | 20 | 3 |
2452 | Yeah. I'm self quarantining and that's the deepest I have. | 1.2826 | 0.05426 | 92 | 69 | 20 | 3 |
2453 | We don't want to get no virus from you scumbag. | 1.2826 | 0.05850 | 92 | 71 | 16 | 5 |
2454 | Mr. Barr,is there anything further you require? | 1.2826 | 0.05850 | 92 | 71 | 16 | 5 |
2455 | Sure a cigarette is your last wish? | 1.2826 | 0.06051 | 92 | 72 | 14 | 6 |
2456 | OK, I'll accommodate your fish allergy, but you better start talking or no more Mr. Nice Guy. | 1.2826 | 0.05850 | 92 | 71 | 16 | 5 |
2457 | Relax... I am just practicing! | 1.2826 | 0.05426 | 92 | 69 | 20 | 3 |
2458 | Can I have my rubber duck? | 1.2826 | 0.05850 | 92 | 71 | 16 | 5 |
2459 | Your alibi is all wet. | 1.2826 | 0.06051 | 92 | 72 | 14 | 6 |
2460 | We are on lockdown due to Covid19 so this is the best I can do. | 1.2826 | 0.05426 | 92 | 69 | 20 | 3 |
2461 | Ya better start talking or you'll be sleeping with the rubber duckies | 1.2826 | 0.05850 | 92 | 71 | 16 | 5 |
2462 | Unless you starting talking, I'm going to put shampoo in your hair and then drop the water pressure | 1.2826 | 0.05850 | 92 | 71 | 16 | 5 |
2463 | I don’t care how long it takes; you are going to come clean. | 1.2826 | 0.05642 | 92 | 70 | 18 | 4 |
2464 | The boss said I gotta work on my technique. | 1.2826 | 0.05642 | 92 | 70 | 18 | 4 |
2465 | No, sorry, I don't have any hair conditioner | 1.2826 | 0.06051 | 92 | 72 | 14 | 6 |
2466 | Now you are all washed up | 1.2826 | 0.05202 | 92 | 68 | 22 | 2 |
2467 | When ya get to hell, tell 'em Johnny 'Cut Corners' Cusamano sent ya! | 1.2826 | 0.05850 | 92 | 71 | 16 | 5 |
2468 | We’re gonna make you come clean! | 1.2826 | 0.05426 | 92 | 69 | 20 | 3 |
2469 | I think you should take me seriously. | 1.2826 | 0.06051 | 92 | 72 | 14 | 6 |
2470 | Look, you gotta be resourceful, workin' from home. | 1.2826 | 0.05642 | 92 | 70 | 18 | 4 |
2471 | All right, kiddo. Time to come clean. | 1.2826 | 0.05426 | 92 | 69 | 20 | 3 |
2472 | Don't try to lecture me about the laws of physics. | 1.2826 | 0.04967 | 92 | 67 | 24 | 1 |
2473 | OK, so maybe you won't drown...but you'll have one hell of a water bill to pay. | 1.2826 | 0.05426 | 92 | 69 | 20 | 3 |
2474 | If you ask me, the old gang’s never been the same since taking up money laundering. | 1.2826 | 0.05642 | 92 | 70 | 18 | 4 |
2475 | Where did I put that waterboarding manual? | 1.2826 | 0.05850 | 92 | 71 | 16 | 5 |
2476 | I'd help you, but that would violate social distancing. | 1.2826 | 0.05642 | 92 | 70 | 18 | 4 |
2477 | Is this a wet dream? | 1.2826 | 0.05850 | 92 | 71 | 16 | 5 |
2478 | In 6-8 hours you'll be sleeping with the sundries pal. | 1.2826 | 0.05426 | 92 | 69 | 20 | 3 |
2479 | Well, this is awkward... | 1.2826 | 0.05202 | 92 | 68 | 22 | 2 |
2480 | And no more WIFI. | 1.2826 | 0.05426 | 92 | 69 | 20 | 3 |
2481 | Come clean and we can forget this ever happened. | 1.2826 | 0.05850 | 92 | 71 | 16 | 5 |
2482 | Tonight you'll be sleeping with the duckies. | 1.2826 | 0.06051 | 92 | 72 | 14 | 6 |
2483 | Ever since Rocco got that third hand, we won't do no more Hudson drops. | 1.2826 | 0.05850 | 92 | 71 | 16 | 5 |
2484 | And they said I was the one who'd get cold feet. | 1.2826 | 0.05642 | 92 | 70 | 18 | 4 |
2485 | Don't look at me that way, this is the best I could under the circumstances. | 1.2826 | 0.05850 | 92 | 71 | 16 | 5 |
2486 | No, I did not know that smoking causes cancer, thank you very much! | 1.2826 | 0.05426 | 92 | 69 | 20 | 3 |
2487 | You got about two years to fess up, or you'll be underwater. | 1.2826 | 0.05426 | 92 | 69 | 20 | 3 |
2488 | You will be more comfortable now that we have wet you down first. | 1.2826 | 0.05642 | 92 | 70 | 18 | 4 |
2489 | Listen kid, either you talk or I flush the toilet. | 1.2826 | 0.06051 | 92 | 72 | 14 | 6 |
2490 | Ok Houdini, you’re paying the damn water bill. | 1.2826 | 0.05642 | 92 | 70 | 18 | 4 |
2491 | See, the floor isn't even wet. | 1.2826 | 0.06051 | 92 | 72 | 14 | 6 |
2492 | Pretty sure this is is not what Tony meant Paulie. | 1.2826 | 0.05202 | 92 | 68 | 22 | 2 |
2493 | It's not my fault that you live so far away from the East River. | 1.2826 | 0.05642 | 92 | 70 | 18 | 4 |
2494 | Because of the New Green Deal we're not allowed to throw bodies into the river anymore." | 1.2826 | 0.05642 | 92 | 70 | 18 | 4 |
2495 | I might have got this wrong. | 1.2826 | 0.05850 | 92 | 71 | 16 | 5 |
2496 | You're lucky that I'm an unpaid intern. | 1.2826 | 0.05850 | 92 | 71 | 16 | 5 |
2497 | I told them he is an environmentalist. He'll see the water running for no good reason and he'll talk in no time. | 1.2826 | 0.05642 | 92 | 70 | 18 | 4 |
2498 | Lefty said "make him come clean". | 1.2826 | 0.05426 | 92 | 69 | 20 | 3 |
2499 | Ya, I’m aware it’s a non-smoking building. You don’t see a gun, do ya? | 1.2826 | 0.05850 | 92 | 71 | 16 | 5 |
2500 | The boss said to whack you but to keep it clean. | 1.2826 | 0.05426 | 92 | 69 | 20 | 3 |
2501 | The new Geneva Convention Water Torture rules say no smoking either | 1.2826 | 0.05850 | 92 | 71 | 16 | 5 |
2502 | My creativity spiked as I became soft on crime. | 1.2826 | 0.05202 | 92 | 68 | 22 | 2 |
2503 | You are lucky we are not near a river. | 1.2826 | 0.05642 | 92 | 70 | 18 | 4 |
2504 | Sorry, kid - I’m your super, not a plumber. | 1.2826 | 0.05642 | 92 | 70 | 18 | 4 |
2505 | Stormy night indeed... for the victim at least. | 1.2826 | 0.05202 | 92 | 68 | 22 | 2 |
2506 | I clean you out, then I clean you up. That's my motto. | 1.2826 | 0.05850 | 92 | 71 | 16 | 5 |
2507 | You should know, this is a smoke-free building. | 1.2826 | 0.05850 | 92 | 71 | 16 | 5 |
2508 | He sleeps with fishes, lockdown style | 1.2826 | 0.05850 | 92 | 71 | 16 | 5 |
2509 | Godot revisited | 1.2826 | 0.05850 | 92 | 71 | 16 | 5 |
2510 | You hAd to keep counting the ballots... | 1.2826 | 0.05426 | 92 | 69 | 20 | 3 |
2511 | Don’t you think your Houdini obsession is getting out of hand? | 1.2826 | 0.05426 | 92 | 69 | 20 | 3 |
2512 | It gets pretty nasty out here, kid. Boss’s orders. You’ll learn | 1.2826 | 0.05642 | 92 | 70 | 18 | 4 |
2513 | Between the cost of gas and the budget cuts- this is how the boss wants it done. | 1.2826 | 0.05642 | 92 | 70 | 18 | 4 |
2514 | You’ll be swimming with the rubber duckies now, see... | 1.2826 | 0.05642 | 92 | 70 | 18 | 4 |
2515 | You better talk before the co-op complains. | 1.2826 | 0.06245 | 92 | 73 | 12 | 7 |
2516 | 'have you found the killer?' | 1.2826 | 0.05202 | 92 | 68 | 22 | 2 |
2517 | Don’t mock me... | 1.2826 | 0.05642 | 92 | 70 | 18 | 4 |
2518 | Don’t forget to feed the dog. I’ll be home at 6. | 1.2826 | 0.05426 | 92 | 69 | 20 | 3 |
2519 | Day two in the life of a private investigator... 'Take the job', she said, 'It's just like any other'. | 1.2826 | 0.05202 | 92 | 68 | 22 | 2 |
2520 | Luca Brasi bathes with the fishes. | 1.2816 | 0.05590 | 103 | 80 | 17 | 6 |
2521 | Just wait until you see what the insurance will cost after all the water damage. | 1.2816 | 0.05239 | 103 | 78 | 21 | 4 |
2522 | Because it sank, okay? Damn Trump regattas. | 1.2816 | 0.05418 | 103 | 79 | 19 | 5 |
2523 | You’re lucky I forgot to put in the plug. | 1.2816 | 0.05239 | 103 | 78 | 21 | 4 |
2524 | Tell us, or we’ll flush the toilet | 1.2812 | 0.05482 | 96 | 73 | 19 | 4 |
2525 | Now you're gonna sleep with the no-slip appliqué fishes. | 1.2812 | 0.05278 | 96 | 72 | 21 | 3 |
2526 | I hope you don't mind me smoking. | 1.2812 | 0.05678 | 96 | 74 | 17 | 5 |
2527 | You can act tough, but they all crack before the room starts flooding. | 1.2812 | 0.05678 | 96 | 74 | 17 | 5 |
2528 | You're lucky we adopted a green new deal for river pollution, or else you'd be swimming with the fishes. | 1.2812 | 0.05278 | 96 | 72 | 21 | 3 |
2529 | This may take just a little bit longer than usual, but times are what they are. | 1.2812 | 0.05482 | 96 | 73 | 19 | 4 |
2530 | Management seeks the favor of an updated reply to its request you shower with the curtain inside the tub. | 1.2800 | 0.05333 | 100 | 76 | 20 | 4 |
2531 | because we clean up our mess | 1.2796 | 0.05795 | 93 | 72 | 16 | 5 |
2532 | You won’t need soap where you’re going, buddy. | 1.2796 | 0.05993 | 93 | 73 | 14 | 6 |
2533 | Nah..this ain't no warning. It's a dry run. | 1.2796 | 0.05795 | 93 | 72 | 16 | 5 |
2534 | Yeah, nothing's the same in 2020. Deal with it. | 1.2796 | 0.05590 | 93 | 71 | 18 | 4 |
2535 | It’s too late for me kid, I’ll never get rid of these nasty cigarettes. But you, now you have the chance I never had.” | 1.2796 | 0.05590 | 93 | 71 | 18 | 4 |
2536 | GIVE IT UP, MICHIGAN ELECTION OFFICIAL... | 1.2796 | 0.05154 | 93 | 69 | 22 | 2 |
2537 | Pay up, or it won't stay virtual. | 1.2796 | 0.05993 | 93 | 73 | 14 | 6 |
2538 | What do you mean with ”This doesn’t work on me, I’m English”? | 1.2796 | 0.05590 | 93 | 71 | 18 | 4 |
2539 | Climate change, you know... ain't no more fishes to be sleeping with | 1.2796 | 0.05795 | 93 | 72 | 16 | 5 |
2540 | For criminy sakes, Yes, it's quick set!...and...Yes, I'll put the cigarette out then! | 1.2788 | 0.05870 | 104 | 83 | 13 | 8 |
2541 | It's called drowning the hard way. | 1.2788 | 0.05709 | 104 | 82 | 15 | 7 |
2542 | Drought. | 1.2788 | 0.05195 | 104 | 79 | 21 | 4 |
2543 | So! Where is the light switch? | 1.2788 | 0.05709 | 104 | 82 | 15 | 7 |
2544 | Now you’re gonna sleep with the rubber duckies! | 1.2778 | 0.06126 | 90 | 71 | 13 | 6 |
2545 | Last chance. Talk or I send in the ticker. | 1.2778 | 0.05480 | 90 | 68 | 19 | 3 |
2546 | You better start talking or were gonna have a slippery situation here | 1.2778 | 0.05004 | 90 | 66 | 23 | 1 |
2547 | One way or another, you are going to sing. | 1.2778 | 0.05480 | 90 | 68 | 19 | 3 |
2548 | You’re in need of professional help. | 1.2778 | 0.05004 | 90 | 66 | 23 | 1 |
2549 | Covid economy. We'll get you to something deeper when more reopens. | 1.2778 | 0.05480 | 90 | 68 | 19 | 3 |
2550 | I had strict instructions for a clean getaway | 1.2778 | 0.05703 | 90 | 69 | 17 | 4 |
2551 | This will have to do until the boat gets fixed. | 1.2778 | 0.06126 | 90 | 71 | 13 | 6 |
2552 | You at least get the idea, right? | 1.2778 | 0.05480 | 90 | 68 | 19 | 3 |
2553 | I suggest you talk now. Sooner or later, 3-B always flushes. | 1.2778 | 0.05918 | 90 | 70 | 15 | 5 |
2554 | Dis is just a warning...sorry about the cement. | 1.2778 | 0.05480 | 90 | 68 | 19 | 3 |
2555 | Whaddya mean with that crack about my depth perception? | 1.2778 | 0.05480 | 90 | 68 | 19 | 3 |
2556 | Make concrete... check Tie up Mugsy...check Put Mugsy in concrete...check Was it throw on water.... I better double check... | 1.2778 | 0.05918 | 90 | 70 | 15 | 5 |
2557 | For a micro-betrayal, we make the punishment proportionate to the transgression, I'm told. | 1.2778 | 0.05480 | 90 | 68 | 19 | 3 |
2558 | Cry me a bathtub. | 1.2778 | 0.05703 | 90 | 69 | 17 | 4 |
2559 | I'm looking for a fella named "Bates." Believe he runs this here motel. | 1.2778 | 0.05480 | 90 | 68 | 19 | 3 |
2560 | Even the mafia's gone sustainable. | 1.2778 | 0.05703 | 90 | 69 | 17 | 4 |
2561 | The boss wasn't happy about the bathroom renovation you did. | 1.2778 | 0.05918 | 90 | 70 | 15 | 5 |
2562 | I'm gonna go now, Alan. This wasn't as fun as I thought it would be. | 1.2778 | 0.05480 | 90 | 68 | 19 | 3 |
2563 | Th' Boss calls it, 'Death by a Thousand Drops'. | 1.2778 | 0.05004 | 90 | 66 | 23 | 1 |
2564 | Sorry, but with Covid-19 closing the piers, this is the best we can do. | 1.2778 | 0.05703 | 90 | 69 | 17 | 4 |
2565 | This is your last chance to come clean. Who placed itching powder in the bosses shorts? | 1.2778 | 0.05480 | 90 | 68 | 19 | 3 |
2566 | Dis Damm Covid. You gotta change everyting. | 1.2778 | 0.05247 | 90 | 67 | 21 | 2 |
2567 | We're just getting your feet wet. | 1.2778 | 0.05480 | 90 | 68 | 19 | 3 |
2568 | You're lucky. The boss said it was only a misdemeanour. | 1.2778 | 0.05247 | 90 | 67 | 21 | 2 |
2569 | Talk fast. I'm almost out of hot water | 1.2778 | 0.05703 | 90 | 69 | 17 | 4 |
2570 | The duck stays in the picture. | 1.2778 | 0.05918 | 90 | 70 | 15 | 5 |
2571 | Hopefully I've applied enough pressure. | 1.2778 | 0.05703 | 90 | 69 | 17 | 4 |
2572 | Who do you think you are, Houdini? | 1.2778 | 0.05918 | 90 | 70 | 15 | 5 |
2573 | Say when! | 1.2778 | 0.05004 | 90 | 69 | 19 | 2 |
2574 | I don't have my beach pass, and now they check your trunk anyway. | 1.2778 | 0.05480 | 90 | 68 | 19 | 3 |
2575 | No, you’re not getting your rubber ducky. | 1.2778 | 0.05247 | 90 | 67 | 21 | 2 |
2576 | Crap,I hate low flow | 1.2778 | 0.06126 | 90 | 71 | 13 | 6 |
2577 | Alright, maybe you won’t really be swimmin’ with the fishes. | 1.2778 | 0.05918 | 90 | 70 | 15 | 5 |
2578 | It’s a cost cutting measure. | 1.2778 | 0.05247 | 90 | 67 | 21 | 2 |
2579 | Just think of your water bill. | 1.2778 | 0.05918 | 90 | 70 | 15 | 5 |
2580 | It's my first day on the job. | 1.2778 | 0.05703 | 90 | 69 | 17 | 4 |
2581 | Sorry,I I'm self-quarantinin'. | 1.2778 | 0.06126 | 90 | 71 | 13 | 6 |
2582 | We promised you a clean get away. | 1.2778 | 0.05703 | 90 | 69 | 17 | 4 |
2583 | Your asylum hearing didn’t go well. | 1.2778 | 0.05480 | 90 | 68 | 19 | 3 |
2584 | C'mon, Jake, it's time to come clean. | 1.2778 | 0.05703 | 90 | 69 | 17 | 4 |
2585 | That is not your 'safe word,' Mr. Smith. | 1.2778 | 0.05918 | 90 | 70 | 15 | 5 |
2586 | Last chance, kid. Talk, or I put the shampoo in your eyes. | 1.2778 | 0.05480 | 90 | 68 | 19 | 3 |
2587 | Those glasses make you look ridiculous! | 1.2778 | 0.05004 | 90 | 66 | 23 | 1 |
2588 | It's now time to come clean! | 1.2778 | 0.05247 | 90 | 67 | 21 | 2 |
2589 | Keep in mind, it’s only in the concept stage. | 1.2778 | 0.04748 | 90 | 65 | 25 | 0 |
2590 | Hey kid. You’re all washed up - in a good way. | 1.2778 | 0.05703 | 90 | 69 | 17 | 4 |
2591 | Next time clean your glasses when we tell you to. | 1.2778 | 0.05703 | 90 | 69 | 17 | 4 |
2592 | Let’s have a small talk first | 1.2778 | 0.05480 | 90 | 68 | 19 | 3 |
2593 | So, you gonna where a mask or not? | 1.2778 | 0.05480 | 90 | 68 | 19 | 3 |
2594 | It’s curtains for you! Shower curtains! | 1.2778 | 0.05918 | 90 | 70 | 15 | 5 |
2595 | You’d never sink to the bottom of the ocean - too much plastic. | 1.2778 | 0.05918 | 90 | 70 | 15 | 5 |
2596 | We wouldn't want you to die of a heart attack due to the cold water when we throw you into the Hudson. | 1.2778 | 0.06520 | 90 | 73 | 9 | 8 |
2597 | I'm gonna scrub you out! | 1.2778 | 0.05703 | 90 | 69 | 17 | 4 |
2598 | We have to do it this way due to Covid isolation. | 1.2778 | 0.05247 | 90 | 67 | 21 | 2 |
2599 | It works better if you throw me in the river. | 1.2778 | 0.05918 | 90 | 70 | 15 | 5 |
2600 | Sorry. This is my first time doing wet-work. | 1.2778 | 0.05918 | 90 | 70 | 15 | 5 |
2601 | Don't worry, this is only a test run. | 1.2778 | 0.05703 | 90 | 69 | 17 | 4 |
2602 | Rope....check. Cement...Check... Water....Check. | 1.2778 | 0.05247 | 90 | 67 | 21 | 2 |
2603 | Well, we should all be concerned about the pollution of our oceans. | 1.2778 | 0.05703 | 90 | 69 | 17 | 4 |
2604 | I told you Kid, there are some things they don’t teach you in college. | 1.2778 | 0.05247 | 90 | 67 | 21 | 2 |
2605 | I gotta tell ya Irving, you are one tough accountant | 1.2778 | 0.05918 | 90 | 70 | 15 | 5 |
2606 | ok you passed.you are now Joseph 'SOGGY' Mastriano. | 1.2778 | 0.05703 | 90 | 69 | 17 | 4 |
2607 | Congrats, kid. You passed the audition. Tomorrow we do this for real. | 1.2778 | 0.05703 | 90 | 69 | 17 | 4 |
2608 | You're up to your knees now - kid. | 1.2778 | 0.04748 | 90 | 70 | 18 | 2 |
2609 | Come clean kid, or you’ll sleep with the dishes. | 1.2778 | 0.05703 | 90 | 69 | 17 | 4 |
2610 | They told me I'd be in hot water if I didn't cooperate | 1.2778 | 0.05918 | 90 | 70 | 15 | 5 |
2611 | The truck is out of fuel. | 1.2778 | 0.05480 | 90 | 68 | 19 | 3 |
2612 | The pandemic has changed how we do things. | 1.2778 | 0.05480 | 90 | 68 | 19 | 3 |
2613 | Let me guess - the kidnapper made you buy a timeshare. | 1.2778 | 0.05480 | 90 | 68 | 19 | 3 |
2614 | Literal Larry's boss told him to make sure it was a clean kill. | 1.2778 | 0.05004 | 90 | 66 | 23 | 1 |
2615 | This won't kill you, but seeing your water bill will make you wish it had. | 1.2778 | 0.05703 | 90 | 69 | 17 | 4 |
2616 | Now you can do your singing in the rain. | 1.2778 | 0.05703 | 90 | 69 | 17 | 4 |
2617 | So what’s this about April showers? | 1.2778 | 0.05247 | 90 | 67 | 21 | 2 |
2618 | 'No, just until this Corona business blows over' | 1.2778 | 0.05918 | 90 | 70 | 15 | 5 |
2619 | It's like this. . .see. . . you gotta lay down in the tub. . . . see . . . or it ain't gonna work. . . see. . . | 1.2778 | 0.05480 | 90 | 68 | 19 | 3 |
2620 | You send a millennial out to do a job... | 1.2778 | 0.05480 | 90 | 68 | 19 | 3 |
2621 | The boss said, ya gotta come clean before we put you in the river. | 1.2778 | 0.05480 | 90 | 68 | 19 | 3 |
2622 | In these times, our HR department encourgaes work from home. | 1.2778 | 0.05703 | 90 | 69 | 17 | 4 |
2623 | I don't know about you, but I'll be glad when we're not working from home anymore. | 1.2778 | 0.06326 | 90 | 72 | 11 | 7 |
2624 | Start talking or we switch it to a low pressure shower head. | 1.2778 | 0.05703 | 90 | 69 | 17 | 4 |
2625 | We are the new, environmentally friendly Mob. Bodies were causing all kinda problems in the East River. | 1.2778 | 0.05918 | 90 | 70 | 15 | 5 |
2626 | Hey kid, do me a favor and hold your breath for a while. | 1.2778 | 0.06520 | 90 | 73 | 9 | 8 |
2627 | Tell me where the money is or I'll pull the plug! | 1.2778 | 0.05703 | 90 | 69 | 17 | 4 |
2628 | No, it’s a rubber ducky in my pocket, and I don’t think you’re happy to see me. | 1.2778 | 0.06126 | 90 | 71 | 13 | 6 |
2629 | Cruise ships blocked all the docks. This'll have to do. | 1.2778 | 0.05703 | 90 | 69 | 17 | 4 |
2630 | Pull off the Houdini stuff or I'm going to pull the plug | 1.2778 | 0.06326 | 90 | 72 | 11 | 7 |
2631 | You might be surprised by what’s coming next. | 1.2778 | 0.05703 | 90 | 69 | 17 | 4 |
2632 | And no, you can’t have a rubber ducky. | 1.2778 | 0.05480 | 90 | 68 | 19 | 3 |
2633 | Okay, smartass, this may take longer but what would you do if the lake is frozen and you hate cold weather! | 1.2778 | 0.05703 | 90 | 69 | 17 | 4 |
2634 | MAGA Cult Deprogramming: Step 1- Thorough decontamination, rinse and repeat. | 1.2778 | 0.06326 | 90 | 72 | 11 | 7 |
2635 | Bugsy warned me -- use interns and get what ya pay for. | 1.2778 | 0.06126 | 90 | 71 | 13 | 6 |
2636 | In his book "How I Did It," Houdini claims this one is a no-brainer. | 1.2778 | 0.05918 | 90 | 70 | 15 | 5 |
2637 | The hot water will run out eventually - then you won’t be so smug. | 1.2778 | 0.05247 | 90 | 67 | 21 | 2 |
2638 | I just don’t have the time to be impressed by all your misfortunes | 1.2778 | 0.05703 | 90 | 69 | 17 | 4 |
2639 | Apparently there's a real market for life-sized cork toppers this holiday season. | 1.2778 | 0.05127 | 90 | 69 | 18 | 3 |
2640 | Sign says youse gots da shower before youse goes in da pool | 1.2778 | 0.05703 | 90 | 69 | 17 | 4 |
2641 | Slowly, Dutch realized that Zach wasn't taking his threat as seriously as Dutch thought he would | 1.2778 | 0.05480 | 90 | 68 | 19 | 3 |
2642 | Tonight, Jonathan Greenblatt sleeps with the rubber duckies. | 1.2778 | 0.05004 | 90 | 66 | 23 | 1 |
2643 | We warned you to clean up your act. | 1.2778 | 0.05480 | 90 | 68 | 19 | 3 |
2644 | And if you don't come clean, it'll be curtains | 1.2778 | 0.05918 | 90 | 70 | 15 | 5 |
2645 | You're just damn lucky I kinda like ya. | 1.2778 | 0.05703 | 90 | 69 | 17 | 4 |
2646 | You called a plumber -- you don't like my work? | 1.2778 | 0.05247 | 90 | 67 | 21 | 2 |
2647 | Guantanamo Bay was full. | 1.2778 | 0.05247 | 90 | 67 | 21 | 2 |
2648 | Just wait until your mother gets home. | 1.2778 | 0.05004 | 90 | 66 | 23 | 1 |
2649 | C’mon, it’s about time you came clean. | 1.2778 | 0.05703 | 90 | 69 | 17 | 4 |
2650 | I must be going soft. Next the cold water goes full blast. | 1.2778 | 0.05918 | 90 | 70 | 15 | 5 |
2651 | No concrete - had to fill the bucket with yogurt." | 1.2778 | 0.05703 | 90 | 69 | 17 | 4 |
2652 | It’s your investment returns that are criminal | 1.2778 | 0.05247 | 90 | 67 | 21 | 2 |
2653 | Cement, water...technically they got it right. | 1.2778 | 0.05703 | 90 | 71 | 14 | 5 |
2654 | I'm comin back wid the Ambien and guppies | 1.2778 | 0.05365 | 90 | 70 | 16 | 4 |
2655 | Where did you say the towels were? | 1.2778 | 0.05480 | 90 | 68 | 19 | 3 |
2656 | Tell me everything you know about the single shot, non refrigerated, protection for life, $1 vaccine and I promise I'll let you go. | 1.2778 | 0.05703 | 90 | 69 | 17 | 4 |
2657 | I apologize for the down scaled option – we've been told to cut expenses on location | 1.2778 | 0.05918 | 90 | 70 | 15 | 5 |
2658 | Are you sure it isn’t “snitches get showers?” | 1.2778 | 0.05703 | 90 | 69 | 17 | 4 |
2659 | At this point you’re probably thinking, 11 people was the wrong number to have over for Thanksgiving | 1.2778 | 0.05918 | 90 | 70 | 15 | 5 |
2660 | That’s was the last time you go out without a mask | 1.2778 | 0.05703 | 90 | 69 | 17 | 4 |
2661 | water bored" 202 | 1.2778 | 0.05703 | 90 | 69 | 17 | 4 |
2662 | You’re in hot water, and you’re going to stay that way | 1.2778 | 0.05918 | 90 | 70 | 15 | 5 |
2663 | All this because I asked him to quit smoking in the apartment? | 1.2778 | 0.05480 | 90 | 68 | 19 | 3 |
2664 | And in about 5 seconds, the hot water is going to cut out. | 1.2778 | 0.05703 | 90 | 69 | 17 | 4 |
2665 | I said he gave me A Corona!! As in the beer. I swear I’m Covid free, please let me go | 1.2778 | 0.05703 | 90 | 69 | 17 | 4 |
2666 | I bet you did not imagine this when she said she was into wet bondage. | 1.2778 | 0.05247 | 90 | 67 | 21 | 2 |
2667 | If you don’t talk I am going to turn on the cold | 1.2778 | 0.05480 | 90 | 68 | 19 | 3 |
2668 | Tonight, ‘ya gonna be sleeping with the loofahs. | 1.2778 | 0.05918 | 90 | 70 | 15 | 5 |
2669 | Make sure to sing happy birthday twice before I get back | 1.2778 | 0.05480 | 90 | 68 | 19 | 3 |
2670 | tell me where you hid the missing Trump ballots | 1.2778 | 0.05004 | 90 | 66 | 23 | 1 |
2671 | It was going to be the East River, but I guess you’ll have to settle for Lower East Side bathroom. | 1.2778 | 0.05918 | 90 | 70 | 15 | 5 |
2672 | These shelter-in-place orders are really impacting my job performance.” | 1.2778 | 0.05918 | 90 | 70 | 15 | 5 |
2673 | The cement bags are just for the weight, Mack. | 1.2778 | 0.05480 | 90 | 68 | 19 | 3 |
2674 | Sanitize, stop touching your face, don’t leave the house and cover your mouth already. | 1.2778 | 0.06326 | 90 | 72 | 11 | 7 |
2675 | Nobody can hide forever from the mob, not even you, Where’s Waldo | 1.2778 | 0.05918 | 90 | 70 | 15 | 5 |
2676 | One more chance to talk and then I flush the toilet. | 1.2778 | 0.05703 | 90 | 69 | 17 | 4 |
2677 | From home or not, work is work | 1.2778 | 0.05480 | 90 | 68 | 19 | 3 |
2678 | If you don't talk you'll end up like your other associates downstairs, swimming with the dishes. | 1.2766 | 0.05327 | 94 | 71 | 20 | 3 |
2679 | Don’t go nowhere. I’ll be right back with the fishes. | 1.2766 | 0.05741 | 94 | 73 | 16 | 5 |
2680 | I'm always willing to try something new, but there's something weird about your suggestion, Mack! | 1.2766 | 0.05327 | 94 | 71 | 20 | 3 |
2681 | Alright kid. Come clean or its curtains. Shower curtains. | 1.2766 | 0.05741 | 94 | 73 | 16 | 5 |
2682 | This is what happens when you borrow money from Mr. Ducky that you can't pay back. | 1.2766 | 0.05327 | 94 | 71 | 20 | 3 |
2683 | You've got about two seconds before your security deposit is done-zo, kid | 1.2747 | 0.06066 | 91 | 72 | 13 | 6 |
2684 | A little birdie says you left the toilet seat up. That same little birdie says you do that again and the East River will be your tub. | 1.2747 | 0.05649 | 91 | 70 | 17 | 4 |
2685 | Because of ya little stunt, Th' Boss had to make some budget cuts... | 1.2747 | 0.05861 | 91 | 71 | 15 | 5 |
2686 | We used to take you to the East River, but the pollution ate away the concrete. | 1.2747 | 0.05649 | 91 | 70 | 17 | 4 |
2687 | They closed the road to the lake, so this will have to do! | 1.2747 | 0.05649 | 91 | 72 | 14 | 5 |
2688 | I have other abductions to get to but you smell like you haven’t showered in months. | 1.2747 | 0.05861 | 91 | 71 | 15 | 5 |
2689 | I can see that under the circumstances you might be optimistic. | 1.2737 | 0.05487 | 95 | 73 | 18 | 4 |
2690 | I'm working at home now. Can you help me with Zoom? | 1.2736 | 0.04839 | 106 | 82 | 20 | 4 |
2691 | So this is why it takes you 40 minutes to shower on a morning? | 1.2727 | 0.05766 | 88 | 68 | 16 | 4 |
2692 | Ain't nothing been the same since the boss put us on lockdown... | 1.2727 | 0.05535 | 88 | 67 | 18 | 3 |
2693 | Mr. Houdini, enough with the practice - it's raining on my wife's lasagna" | 1.2727 | 0.05766 | 88 | 68 | 16 | 4 |
2694 | You were right. We ARE gonna need a bigger bath. | 1.2727 | 0.05988 | 88 | 69 | 14 | 5 |
2695 | We’re not dumping you in the Hudson. Big Sal respects the COVID lockdown. | 1.2727 | 0.05535 | 88 | 67 | 18 | 3 |
2696 | Spill the beans.. or you'll be swimming with the rubber duckies. | 1.2727 | 0.05766 | 88 | 68 | 16 | 4 |
2697 | I'm giving you one last chance to come clean. | 1.2727 | 0.05535 | 88 | 67 | 18 | 3 |
2698 | Hurry up. I need to use your toilet. | 1.2727 | 0.05766 | 88 | 68 | 16 | 4 |
2699 | I'm bettin' on the second hand smoke. | 1.2727 | 0.05535 | 88 | 67 | 18 | 3 |
2700 | You's lucky we live in Nebraska. | 1.2727 | 0.05766 | 88 | 68 | 16 | 4 |
2701 | This is your last chance to change the vote count! | 1.2727 | 0.06410 | 88 | 71 | 10 | 7 |
2702 | Maybe your impending water bill will help loosen your lips | 1.2727 | 0.05294 | 88 | 66 | 20 | 2 |
2703 | When you get the water bill, you're gonna wish we tossed you in the East River! | 1.2727 | 0.05535 | 88 | 67 | 18 | 3 |
2704 | Look, I have to vary the content for my viewers. | 1.2727 | 0.05535 | 88 | 67 | 18 | 3 |
2705 | Showers use 79% less water than the East River. | 1.2727 | 0.05766 | 88 | 68 | 16 | 4 |
2706 | Would you rather be waterboarded? | 1.2727 | 0.05535 | 88 | 67 | 18 | 3 |
2707 | Who said it would be quick? | 1.2727 | 0.05535 | 88 | 69 | 15 | 4 |
2708 | You better start talking soon -- you flood the bathroom floor, you're going to lose your nice rent-controlled apartment | 1.2727 | 0.05766 | 88 | 68 | 16 | 4 |
2709 | Tell me what you know about quantum gravity or it's curtains for you! | 1.2727 | 0.06203 | 88 | 70 | 12 | 6 |
2710 | This is the best we can do under the lock-down order. | 1.2727 | 0.05535 | 88 | 67 | 18 | 3 |
2711 | Mr Bond, we have ways of making you wash. | 1.2727 | 0.05294 | 88 | 66 | 20 | 2 |
2712 | Next time it’ll be a cold shower. | 1.2727 | 0.05766 | 88 | 68 | 16 | 4 |
2713 | We thought you'd find comfort in spending your final days at home. | 1.2727 | 0.05535 | 88 | 67 | 18 | 3 |
2714 | We couldn't get a permit for the pier. | 1.2727 | 0.05988 | 88 | 69 | 14 | 5 |
2715 | Of course, it's a lot muddier in the lake, but you get the idea | 1.2727 | 0.05766 | 88 | 68 | 16 | 4 |
2716 | This working from home is no picnic for me either. | 1.2727 | 0.04775 | 88 | 64 | 24 | 0 |
2717 | You're not getting out of the tub until you're good and clean | 1.2727 | 0.05535 | 88 | 67 | 18 | 3 |
2718 | Hey, Joey? I think you read the water boarding manual wrong. | 1.2727 | 0.05535 | 88 | 67 | 18 | 3 |
2719 | Talk, or we break out the covid. | 1.2727 | 0.05535 | 88 | 67 | 18 | 3 |