Contest #734


Cartoon

734

The winning captions

These captions are chosen by The New Yorker.

  1. “Stop fighting it, kid—everyone eventually sings in the shower.”
  2. “Are you gonna talk, or am I gonna have to flush the toilet again?”
  3. “I don’t have to. Your neighbor downstairs is going to kill you.”


Name Value
Submission deadline 2020-11-22T20:12:00.000Z
Voting started -
Voting ended 2020-12-06T20:14:00.000Z
Finalists announced 2020-11-30T20:13:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued December 7, 2020
Number of captions 7390
Number of responses 840412
Number of participants -


Dashboard

In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 This your last chance to come clean. 2.1391 0.00713 10324 2143 4624 3557
1 Boss is makin' us work from home now. 2.0138 0.00776 10388 3212 3833 3343
2 Stop fighting it kid, everyone eventually sings in the shower. 2.0091 0.00787 9710 2911 3813 2986
3 I’m gonna ask you one more time; then I’m gonna flush the toilet. 1.9637 0.00847 9156 3198 3099 2859
4 Normally, I’d dump you in the East River, but it’s not safe to leave the house. 1.9633 0.01112 4802 1517 1944 1341
5 I figure you got about thirty seconds of hot water left - so start talking. 1.8713 0.02500 917 329 377 211
6 Why didn’t you go BEFORE I tied you up? 1.8565 0.00902 7273 2788 2756 1729
7 You think this is bad, I had to do the last guy via Zoom. 1.8190 0.01071 5576 2392 1806 1378
8 Yeah. My first day. Why? 1.8172 0.01378 3178 1302 1155 721
9 We're stayin' right here 'till you come clean. 1.7877 0.01111 4419 1773 1811 835
10 Piers are closed, Benny. It is what it is. 1.7813 0.01160 4308 1823 1604 881
11 For the last time, I'm sure that I'm six feet away. 1.7740 0.01248 3765 1626 1364 775
12 People don't realize how hard it is to Work From Home in my profession. 1.7700 0.00856 7983 3485 2857 1641
13 ...Nobody likes a dirty rat. 1.7649 0.02336 1072 469 386 217
14 The boss started me in money laundering, but I'm more of a people person. 1.7594 0.01170 4314 1947 1470 897
15 Tell me where your stash of toilet paper is and nobody gets hurt. 1.7523 0.01069 5015 2232 1801 982
16 You ain’t gonna be so tough when the hot water runs out. 1.7412 0.01012 4966 2090 2078 798
17 It's shower curtains for you, pal. 1.7391 0.01299 3492 1603 1197 692
18 The boss is giving you one last chance to come clean. 1.7338 0.00985 5379 2336 2149 894
19 You think you’re in hot water now, just wait till I flush the toilet. 1.7311 0.01178 3827 1669 1518 640
20 How did you know Giuliani sent me? 1.7266 0.01987 1646 821 454 371
21 Of course I know you won't drown. But your downstairs neighbor is going to kill you! 1.7207 0.02221 1117 507 415 195
22 All right, start singing 1.7155 0.01499 2415 1096 910 409
23 Talk or I flush. 1.7106 0.02127 1244 582 440 222
24 You'll be sleeping with the rubber duckies. 1.7041 0.02387 1014 487 340 187
25 Yes, I did work in the Trump administration,why do you ask? 1.6926 0.02585 963 503 253 207
26 Sing. 1.6908 0.01174 4272 2133 1331 808
27 The EPA says we can't drop you in the river. 1.6869 0.01153 4130 1989 1448 693
28 It's not cruel, but it is unusual. 1.6741 0.01656 1982 975 683 324
29 Gotta prove to the boss I can be just as productive from home. 1.6630 0.01439 2564 1258 912 394
30 Let me know if the smoke bothers you. 1.6518 0.01564 2306 1191 727 388
31 Turns out we have to quarantine you for 14 days before we can dump you in the East River. 1.6509 0.01467 2578 1357 778 443
32 It ain't the East River, Carl, but we gotta respect Cuomo's stay-at-home order." 1.6424 0.02968 604 307 206 91
33 Tied up, check. Cement shoes, check. Get him wet, check...followed the instructions yet I feel like something is missing... 1.6356 0.02575 837 440 262 135
34 Soon you'll be sleeping with the rubber duckies, pal. 1.6271 0.01756 1759 927 561 271
35 Everyone's brave until they get soap in their eye. 1.6257 0.01743 1659 867 555 237
36 Followin' orders. Boss said put your feet in cement and get you wet. 1.6237 0.02119 1148 593 394 161
37 We don't want you to die, just come clean. 1.6209 0.01785 1609 833 553 223
38 Don't make me use the rubber ducky 1.6195 0.01870 1598 866 474 258
39 And your brudda is gonna be sleepin' with the dishes tonight. 1.6178 0.02227 1091 583 342 166
40 What do you mean "Is this my first job?" 1.6144 0.01948 1403 748 448 207
41 I'm gonna ask you one last time...where's the toilet paper? 1.6113 0.01976 1402 762 423 217
42 Look, Cuomo has the docks closed off, I'm trying my best here. 1.6112 0.01890 1425 747 485 193
43 Are you gonna talk? ...or do you want me to flush the toilet again. 1.6054 0.02062 1328 740 372 216
44 Sorry, pal. The boss wants us to work from home. 1.6023 0.01975 1217 627 447 143
45 Yup, like everyone else, I am working from home. 1.5955 0.02504 843 462 260 121
46 Rudy already works for us. Pick another lawyer." 1.5944 0.02918 683 393 174 116
47 This is an inside job… See? 1.5941 0.03266 510 284 149 77
48 It really makes no difference what I write, because no matter how clever the caption I submit, I never find it in the competition, even after scrolling through several hundred entries. What kind of scam is this, anyway? 1.5927 0.02608 1009 635 150 224
49 Welcome to the Wetness Protection Program 1.5923 0.02312 1084 625 276 183
50 Hey, do I show up where you work and tell you how to do your job? 1.5922 0.02210 1047 568 338 141
51 The EPA says we can't just dump you right into the river anymore. 1.5916 0.02221 1075 594 326 155
52 You’re gonna die when you get the water bill. 1.5904 0.02903 603 327 196 80
53 You're goin' to sleep with the duckies. 1.5893 0.02190 1064 607 298 159
54 Then again, maybe this won’t look like an accident. 1.5888 0.02799 681 379 203 99
55 A mask doesn’t sound so bad now, does it? 1.5852 0.02385 957 541 272 144
56 Your wife sent me. Said you hadn’t showered and changed out of your pajamas since March. 1.5848 0.02498 920 534 234 152
57 Hey, I don't tell you how to do your job. 1.5762 0.03207 512 289 151 72
58 You're lucky I'm working from home. 1.5726 0.02504 847 493 227 127
59 I hope I got this right. Boss said this is my last chance. Cement, rope, under water...yup I think I got it this time! 1.5723 0.02544 844 488 229 127
60 This is just what happens when you don’t use the Oxford comma, Jimmy. I don’t make the rules. 1.5711 0.02533 837 481 234 122
61 In a few hours your downstairs neighbors will kill ya for me 1.5672 0.02518 804 454 244 106
62 Come clean, or it’s curtains. 1.5660 0.02570 788 450 230 108
63 Start talking, or I'll flush the toilet. 1.5620 0.02514 758 420 250 88
64 Any last words before I flush? 1.5616 0.02458 755 410 266 79
65 I hope we addressed satisfactorily the water pressure complaint in your hotel online review 1.5613 0.02697 750 441 197 112
66 Are you gonna talk, or am I gonna have to flush the toilet again? 1.5613 0.02684 750 439 201 110
67 They said make it a clean kill 1.5605 0.02556 744 416 239 89
68 Don't get too comfortable. This is just until the East River thaws. 1.5602 0.02837 598 333 195 70
69 Tell us where the toilet paper is and no one gets hurt” 1.5592 0.02637 735 421 217 97
70 You'd better come clean! 1.5559 0.02581 707 393 235 79
71 You’re gonna come clean. 1.5557 0.02639 700 395 221 84
72 The shower curtain goes inside the tub. 1.5554 0.02490 704 407 214 83
73 I really miss the good old days before quarantine when you could go out to the docks, feel the fresh breeze, and dispose of a body in peace... 1.5552 0.02943 616 362 166 88
74 Do's to environmental regulations, we gotta give you a shower before we's dumps you in da river. 1.5548 0.02688 694 397 209 88
75 Secondhand smoke is the least of your worries. 1.5543 0.02643 682 382 222 78
76 ‘Hey, you got lucky. Your wise guy buddy in the kitchen is sleeping with the dishes.’ 1.5541 0.02767 693 407 188 98
77 If anyone knocks tell them you’re stuck in the shower. 1.5531 0.02701 687 394 206 87
78 We're sending you to the Great Bed, Bath , and Beyond 1.5526 0.02954 646 391 153 102
79 You’d be surprised how many people die in the tub...so yeah it’ll look like an accident 1.5521 0.02698 672 382 209 81
80 Are you ready to come clean? 1.5511 0.02623 666 369 227 70
81 Netflix password and this all goes away... 1.5510 0.02852 637 372 179 86
82 Alright, now sing! 1.5509 0.02660 668 375 218 75
83 Ever since COVID, we've had to improvise. 1.5489 0.02729 634 357 206 71
84 The EPA has strict rules about what we can dump in the ocean. 1.5478 0.02782 648 375 191 82
85 Wait, did he tell me to “Toss the money and launder the guy or toss the guy and launder the money?” 1.5459 0.02522 621 355 204 62
86 Tonight you'll be sleeping with the rubber duckies 1.5450 0.02788 622 356 193 73
87 Next time you’ll read the fine print before purchasing an “escape room experience” on Groupon. 1.5450 0.03000 611 370 149 92
88 Prepare to sleep with the rubber duckies. 1.5404 0.02807 594 338 191 65
89 We have your ducky--and he's talking. 1.5399 0.02895 589 343 174 72
90 Ironically, this is the dry run 1.5399 0.02935 589 347 166 76
91 Don't make me flush the toilet, pal. 1.5396 0.02821 593 339 188 66
92 The Boss needs you to come clean. 1.5385 0.02870 585 338 179 68
93 You should consider yourself lucky. The last guy only had a bidet in his bathroom. 1.5371 0.03058 553 330 149 74
94 Are you ready to talk now or should I flush the toilet again? 1.5366 0.02837 574 327 186 61
95 Talk... then we'll see about conditioner. 1.5362 0.02863 567 324 182 61
96 The boss said to give you cement overshoes and then a bath. 1.5353 0.02974 566 334 161 71
97 I don't have to. Your neighbor downstairs is going to kill you. 1.5327 0.03115 550 335 137 78
98 The boss said to make it look like an accident. 1.5320 0.03085 547 330 143 74
99 Yes, this is the first time I've done this. Why do you ask? 1.5320 0.02974 547 320 163 64
100 I hate working from home 1.5316 0.02906 538 307 176 55
101 All he said was feet in cement and get him wet. 1.5316 0.02953 538 311 168 59
102 This can all end when you agree the mask goes over the nose. 1.5301 0.03151 532 324 134 74
103 These COVID lockdown orders make us improvise 1.5295 0.03056 508 296 155 57
104 Do I come to your office and tell you how to do your job? 1.5293 0.02954 529 305 168 56
105 Be a shame if somebody flushed the toilet. 1.5286 0.03060 524 310 151 63
106 Tell me again who won the election? 1.5278 0.03295 485 296 122 67
107 It's not the same since the EPA stopped letting us use the harbor. 1.5256 0.03181 508 308 133 67
108 Trust me—you’ll come clean. 1.5253 0.03105 514 307 144 63
109 I’m not gonna kill ya. The downstairs neighbors will. 1.5248 0.03038 505 297 152 56
110 It's part of our new Green Initiative to stop dumping dead bodies in the East River. 1.5231 0.03235 497 307 122 68
111 Maybe not, but you will get all wrinkly. 1.5215 0.02981 489 289 149 51
112 It'd be a shame if somebody were to, say, flush the toilet. 1.5206 0.03036 486 281 157 48
113 OK, maybe I didn't think this through. 1.5202 0.03135 471 276 145 50
114 Now talk or we splash soap in your eyes. 1.5198 0.03211 481 290 132 59
115 Talk, or you'll be sleepin' wit da rubber duckies 1.5189 0.03181 476 284 137 55
116 We knew there was a leak. 1.5180 0.03182 473 282 137 54
117 So, still have the hiccups? 1.5162 0.03333 463 285 117 61
118 CDC says we can’t do it that way no more. 1.5161 0.03237 465 280 130 55
119 The boss said to rub you out. Where's the loofah? 1.5157 0.03325 446 270 122 54
120 Suddenly Frank realized he was in hot water. 1.5152 0.03224 462 277 132 53
121 Think of this as a warning. A very confusing warning. 1.5143 0.03246 455 273 130 52
122 We're all improvising these days. 1.5142 0.02755 457 276 140 41
123 You somewhat-less-dirty rat… 1.5133 0.03116 452 270 135 47
124 Wadda ya mean you hafta go to the bathroom? 1.5133 0.03217 452 269 134 49
125 What part of staying at home and washing your hands did you not understand? 1.5133 0.03247 452 271 130 51
126 Ok, I’m going to ask you AGAIN, did you sell that hair dye to Mr Giuliani? 1.5133 0.03536 452 291 90 71
127 Sorry about this, the EPA says we can't throw people into the bay anymore. 1.5123 0.03228 447 266 133 48
128 Well, the boss is just not that mad. 1.5115 0.03378 434 265 116 53
129 Rudy Giuliani arranged the venue. 1.5092 0.03636 434 283 81 70
130 We would very much appreciate your vote in the Senate runoff election. 1.5059 0.03476 423 264 104 55
131 Very dramatic. Your mom and I are still kicking you out. 1.5036 0.03257 411 257 107 47
132 The boss said, "Make it a clean hit." 1.5036 0.03317 413 247 124 42
133 We’re all doing things different this year. 1.5036 0.03341 415 250 121 44
134 This is your last chance to come clean, Bobby! 1.5026 0.03485 386 234 110 42
135 Yea, but you’re not in the wetness protection program, are ya? 1.5025 0.03356 408 258 100 50
136 Don't make me turn the water cold. 1.5025 0.03218 408 238 135 35
137 It's either this or you have to relive 2020. 1.5024 0.03496 412 257 103 52
138 I'm gonna ask you one more time; how many people did you invite over for Thanksgiving? 1.5024 0.03613 412 264 89 59
139 The New York mob, they've got the Hudson River, the Chicago outfit have Lake Michigan... here in West Texas we have to work within our limitations. 1.5000 0.03540 400 250 100 50
140 Next time you’ll be swimming with the dishes 1.5000 0.03593 400 253 94 53
141 No, not the Irish mob. The Irish Spring mob. 1.5000 0.03401 402 244 115 43
142 Yer in big trouble, but not in deep trouble. 1.5000 0.03313 390 237 114 39
143 With these old pipes, you'll be full of lead in no time 1.5000 0.03260 404 248 114 42
144 Okay wiseguy, time to come clean. 1.5000 0.03414 400 243 114 43
145 This is your last and best chance to come clean. 1.4974 0.03539 392 244 101 47
146 Anyway, you get the idea. 1.4974 0.03465 392 240 109 43
147 I may not have thought this through. 1.4974 0.03576 392 246 97 49
148 Just following my orders: put his feet in cement and get him wet. 1.4961 0.03472 385 235 109 41
149 You think this is bad, just wait 'til the hot water runs out. . . . 1.4961 0.03413 385 232 115 38
150 A few more minutes and you'll be sleeping with the duckies 1.4948 0.03518 384 237 104 43
151 In a little while your downstairs neighbor is gonna come up here and finish you off. 1.4933 0.03580 375 233 99 43
152 Joey's gonna keep flushing the toilet till we hear an answer we like 1.4919 0.03641 372 234 93 45
153 We don’t throw people in the East River anymore, the ecosystem is just too delicate. 1.4919 0.03520 372 228 105 39
154 Naw we ain't gonna kill ya. But good luck getting your damage deposit back! 1.4906 0.03492 373 228 107 38
155 Tonight you are going to sleep with the rubber duckies 1.4891 0.03562 366 226 101 39
156 Talk or I'll flush the toilet. 1.4890 0.03654 362 227 93 42
157 Tonight...you sleep with the duckies. 1.4890 0.03612 362 225 97 40
158 Get talking or I flush the toilet. 1.4860 0.03501 356 216 107 33
159 You’re lucky we’re quarantined or you’d be in the East River right now. 1.4859 0.03583 354 218 100 36
160 You may as well talk, Waldo. Nobody's asking where you are anymore. 1.4857 0.03724 350 221 88 41
161 I don't know what you did, kid, but somebody wants you extra wrinkly. 1.4843 0.03582 351 216 100 35
162 The mob has ethical standards kid. We’re not going to add to the pollution in the Hudson. 1.4837 0.03714 337 210 91 36
163 Here's your chance to come clean before it's too late, buddy. 1.4809 0.03538 341 207 104 30
164 Rope, water, cement. Why ain’t this workin? 1.4809 0.03728 341 215 88 38
165 You're a dead man when the landlord sees the water bill 1.4809 0.03658 341 212 94 35
166 The boss says I should maybe make it look like an accident. 1.4807 0.03665 337 209 94 34
167 Call Tony. I know we’re not s’posed to go outside, but this ain’t gonna work 1.4792 0.03575 336 205 101 30
168 The boss is green alright. We don't throw nuthin' in the harbor unless it's clean. 1.4789 0.03754 332 209 87 36
169 We can either do this easy way or I can take out the loofah. 1.4783 0.05716 161 106 33 22
170 You'll sleep with the dishes. 1.4773 0.03688 331 206 92 33
171 You're gonna swim with the rubber duckies. 1.4773 0.03858 331 213 78 40
172 You’re in hot water, kid 1.4773 0.03737 331 208 88 35
173 Everyone's job was easier before quarantine. 1.4772 0.03512 329 200 102 27
174 Ready to sing? 1.4772 0.03405 329 206 94 29
175 Tough guy, eh? You'll start singing when the hot water runs out. They all do. 1.4771 0.03644 327 201 96 30
176 We are giving you a second chance to come clean. 1.4755 0.03652 326 201 95 30
177 I'm still ironing out the kinks of this work-from-home thing. 1.4753 0.03589 324 197 100 27
178 I’ll ask you again, did you vote in Michigan? 1.4753 0.04040 324 215 64 45
179 I really need to do something about my work-from-home setup. 1.4735 0.03718 321 200 90 31
180 You gonna talk or do I have to turn on the cold water? 1.4734 0.03461 319 199 93 27
181 We don't use the river anymore...bad for the environment. 1.4732 0.03831 317 201 82 34
182 Start talking or I start a load of laundry. 1.4723 0.03727 307 189 91 27
183 And if there's a next time, you'll really be in deep water. 1.4713 0.03668 314 193 94 27
184 I'm taking over now. Marty don't understand too much what 'clean up the evidence' means. 1.4713 0.03857 314 200 80 34
185 I specialize in inside jobs. 1.4712 0.03571 312 188 101 23
186 Don't make me flush the toilet again. 1.4694 0.04049 294 190 70 34
187 As soon as you admit you saw election fraud you're a free man 1.4691 0.03839 307 194 82 31
188 Won't kill you? Wait until you get the utility bill. 1.4691 0.03839 307 194 82 31
189 -Try not to get any water on the floor. My wife hates that. 1.4691 0.03894 307 196 78 33
190 Boss said 'make him sing' and word on the street is bathrooms got the best acoustics. 1.4678 0.03454 295 187 84 24
191 You call this a soaking tub? 1.4649 0.04243 299 208 45 46
192 Oh, you'll talk..when the hot water goes..trust me they all do. 1.4649 0.03825 299 188 83 28
193 This is just until the shelter-at-home order is lifted. 1.4649 0.03736 299 185 89 25
194 Concede. 1.4649 0.03969 299 193 73 33
195 You're right. I'm not the brains of the operation. 1.4646 0.03754 297 184 88 25
196 Look, my options are limited in lockdown, ok? 1.4642 0.04000 293 189 72 32
197 Yeah, soon you'll be sleeping with the rubber duckies. 1.4623 0.03736 292 180 89 23
198 This 'showerboarding' doesn't seem to be working! 1.4623 0.03920 292 186 77 29
199 You're in real hot water now, Bub! 1.4623 0.03608 292 191 73 28
200 One way or another, you're going to come clean. 1.4623 0.03950 292 187 75 30
201 The East River is currently filled to capacity, but you're third on the waitlist. 1.4623 0.03844 292 186 78 28
202 I’m gonna go get the fishes 1.4623 0.03767 292 186 79 27
203 This is just a dress rehearsal" 1.4621 0.03785 290 180 86 24
204 Work from home they said 1.4621 0.03970 290 186 74 30
205 You're bound to come clean now. 1.4599 0.03907 287 182 78 27
206 You better come clean you dirty rat. 1.4599 0.03907 287 182 78 27
207 Remember buddy, you're in Flint, Michigan! 1.4599 0.03999 287 185 72 30
208 You’ll come clean. They always do. 1.4599 0.03844 287 180 82 25
209 Start talkin', pal, or you're gonna sleep with the rubber duckies. 1.4596 0.04050 285 185 69 31
210 Soon as the pandemic's over, it's back to the pier. 1.4596 0.03863 285 179 81 25
211 Due to budget and staff cutbacks, we only have time to deep-two you. 1.4596 0.04050 285 185 69 31
212 This'll have to do until quarantine's over. 1.4596 0.03926 285 181 77 27
213 I eliminate bathtub scum. 1.4596 0.03700 285 179 83 23
214 The tub looked deeper in the pictures. 1.4596 0.03799 285 182 77 26
215 It was either this or sleeping with the dishes. 1.4594 0.03817 283 176 84 23
216 Giuliani said he needs more dead voters. 1.4571 0.03976 280 179 74 27
217 I didn't want to have to do this but you haven't showered since the start of the quarantine. 1.4568 0.04029 278 179 71 28
218 Gimme a name and I turn on the warm water. 1.4568 0.03692 278 169 91 18
219 Are ya gunna talk or am I gunna have to flush the toilet? 1.4568 0.04061 278 180 69 29
220 When the stay-at-home order is lifted, you're in big trouble. 1.4545 0.04060 275 178 69 28
221 Yeah, you deserve better, but we've been ordered to shelter at home. 1.4545 0.03893 275 173 79 23
222 My orders aren’t to kill you – just run up your water bill.” 1.4542 0.04048 273 176 70 27
223 If it wasn't for COVID, you'd be in da East River right now. 1.4542 0.04048 273 176 70 27
224 This is gonna have to do until the lockdown's over. 1.4542 0.04048 273 176 70 27
225 We can either do this the soft water or hard water way. 1.4542 0.04015 273 175 72 26
226 Typically, I’d dump ya in the Hudson. But tonight’s The Bachelorette finale. 1.4542 0.04147 273 179 64 30
227 Start talkin’ or I get the loofah. 1.4542 0.04048 273 176 70 27
228 I will pull it around. It's curtains for you. 1.4519 0.04180 270 178 62 30
229 Next time put the curtain in the tub, ya hear? 1.4519 0.04046 270 174 70 26
230 'You are waitlisted for the East River.' 1.4519 0.04011 270 173 72 25
231 Boss told me to make it look like a suicide. 1.4515 0.04067 268 173 69 26
232 The stay-at-home order is killing my business. 1.4515 0.03892 268 168 79 21
233 If da tub spills, before you do, Vinny, there'll be hell to pay. 1.4515 0.03837 268 169 78 21
234 The boss demands you come clean or else. 1.4515 0.03927 268 169 77 22
235 You're just lucky I'm working from home. 1.4515 0.04033 268 172 71 25
236 Ya shoulda told me that you needed to go tinkle before the cement hardened. 1.4511 0.03875 266 166 80 20
237 Stay at home orders, you know. 1.4508 0.04041 264 169 71 24
238 Where did you hide the 14.543 votes 1.4508 0.04215 264 174 61 29
239 Well, they get what they paid for. 1.4508 0.04076 264 170 69 25
240 Lucky for you the river's frozen over. 1.4494 0.04008 267 171 72 24
241 God, I hate working from home. 1.4494 0.03901 267 168 78 21
242 Look. I'm 6' away. What're you worried about? 1.4494 0.03937 267 169 76 22
243 It's not easy being a mobster in Kansas. 1.4494 0.04312 267 180 54 33
244 The real crime here is that low flow shower head. 1.4494 0.04043 267 172 70 25
245 Really? You're asking me to smoke outside? 1.4494 0.03901 267 168 78 21
246 Next time you will remember to tuck the shower curtain into the tub. 1.4487 0.03942 263 166 76 21
247 It’s time to come clean! 1.4487 0.04226 263 174 60 29
248 Boss says next time it won't be the low-flow shower head 1.4487 0.03867 263 164 80 19
249 If you don't talk now your water bill this month is going to be astronomical. 1.4487 0.04086 263 170 68 25
250 Your mother says she'll stop it if you agree to move out. 1.4483 0.04109 261 169 67 25
251 The boss said, “Put his feet in cement, and let him get wet. Then it’s curtains for the kid.” 1.4483 0.04109 261 169 67 25
252 For the last time, where did you hide the toilet paper? 1.4483 0.03981 261 168 70 23
253 Note the irony that it's a freestanding tub. 1.4483 0.04144 261 170 65 26
254 You're right. I did say you need to come clean. 1.4483 0.03963 261 165 75 21
255 And I’m going to keep you there until your fingertips get wrinkled, tough guy. 1.4483 0.04000 261 166 73 22
256 Hey, pal. I don't question Mr. Giuliani's orders,I just follow them. 1.4462 0.04190 260 171 62 27
257 Look, guy, I'd feel more comfortable if we both wore masks. 1.4453 0.04201 256 168 62 26
258 Next time it'll be a Jacuzzi with a toaster thrown in. 1.4453 0.04128 256 166 66 24
259 You'll be swimming with the fish toys tonight 1.4453 0.04165 256 167 64 25
260 So I says to the boss, I says, 'Movin' away from the coast is gonna cause issues we don't even realize yet,' but he never listens... 1.4453 0.04380 256 173 52 31
261 Sorry pal, but EPA now says we have to wash you before we can dump you in the East River. 1.4453 0.04015 256 163 72 21
262 You sleep with the duckies 1.4453 0.04128 256 166 66 24
263 It ain't even real cement anymore, just styrofoam and stucco. Bricks without straw, I tell ya. Everything's about shareholder profits these days, even in the torture business. But you know what really suffers? Quality. 1.4453 0.04309 256 171 56 29
264 Da Boss wants it to look like an accident. 1.4435 0.03708 248 162 67 19
265 We need to clean you first before dumping you in the ocean. We’re environmentalists. 1.4435 0.04411 248 167 52 29
266 Yes, this is my first hitman job. Why do you ask? 1.4435 0.04261 248 163 60 25
267 Cause Fauci said so, that's why. 1.4431 0.04392 255 173 51 31
268 Without your shirt and hat, ain't nobody gonna find you now, Waldo. 1.4422 0.04444 251 171 49 31
269 Do you mind? The cigarette? 1.4422 0.04108 251 162 67 22
270 HBO’s newest spinoff: The Soapranos 1.4418 0.04360 249 167 54 28
271 Keep lying to me and I’ll flush the toilet. 1.4418 0.04131 249 161 66 22
272 You say that now, but wait until the hot water runs out. 1.4418 0.04170 249 162 64 23
273 Oh, you'll sing soon enough; they all do. 1.4418 0.04470 249 170 48 31
274 You ain’t seen nothin’ yet — wait til the hot water runs out. 1.4418 0.04131 249 161 66 22
275 Eventually you're going to have to come clean. 1.4418 0.03972 249 157 74 18
276 And you thought wearing mask was torture 1.4400 0.04346 250 168 54 28
277 If we let the cement dry too quickly, it can crack. 1.4385 0.04386 244 164 53 27
278 Gonna be honest with ya son, I ain't quite figured out what waterboarding is yet. 1.4385 0.04190 244 159 63 22
279 And if that doesn't kill ya, the water bill will! 1.4385 0.03832 244 158 68 18
280 Now repeat after me: ‘Trump has won the election.’ 1.4385 0.04309 244 162 57 25
281 You talk and I shut off the water. If not, it overflows and goes into the Corleone apartment below, Vito gets angry, comes up, and kills you. It’s a Rube Goldberg thing I thought up. 1.4380 0.04490 242 165 48 29
282 And when we get to the kitchen, you’ll be sleepin’ with the dishes! 1.4378 0.04287 233 152 60 21
283 The East River was full 1.4378 0.04129 249 162 65 22
284 I’m only an apprentice hit man. Next month I get to use the river. 1.4370 0.04222 238 155 62 21
285 No more singin', capice? 1.4370 0.04094 238 152 68 18
286 The folks downstairs will call it in. 1.4370 0.04222 238 155 62 21
287 I'm gonna need you to stand on your head for this to work. 1.4370 0.04387 238 159 54 25
288 Oh yeah? Well everybody talks once the hot water runs out. 1.4370 0.04305 238 157 58 23
289 It's the water bill that kills you. 1.4370 0.04387 238 159 54 25
290 COVID state mandate started tonight, so I had to make do. 1.4370 0.04094 238 152 68 18
291 I can plug ya, and I can unplug ya. 1.4362 0.04119 243 157 66 20
292 I told you what would happen if my kid didn't get an A. 1.4346 0.04105 237 152 67 18
293 So tell me again: how many times did you vote? 1.4346 0.04399 237 159 53 25
294 Next time come clean. 1.4346 0.04148 237 153 65 19
295 My instructions were clear. Cement, rope, water. Don't tell me I don't know what I'm doing. 1.4346 0.04358 237 158 55 24
296 Stop whining. You think this work from home stuff is fun for me? 1.4346 0.04191 237 154 63 20
297 Tell me what I wanna know or I'll put some shampoo in your eyes 1.4346 0.04233 237 155 61 21
298 Oh, you'll talk...when you get shampoo in your eyes. 1.4340 0.04128 235 151 66 18
299 ...or you’ll never see your wife and kids again! AND next month’s water bill will be outrageous... 1.4340 0.04259 235 154 60 21
300 Can you turn around? I need to use the toilet. 1.4340 0.04216 235 153 62 20
301 It's about to get a lot worse, kid. When that tub overflows, you'll lose your deposit. 1.4340 0.04343 235 156 56 23
302 Let this be a lesson to you and your downstairs’ neighbor. 1.4335 0.04175 233 153 60 20
303 Hey, going out for a coffee, can I get you anything? 1.4332 0.04694 217 148 44 25
304 I'm only going to ask nicely one more time - where's the toilet paper? 1.4330 0.04497 224 150 51 23
305 Nothing personal. Enjoy sleeping with the duckies. 1.4329 0.04222 231 150 62 19
306 Right now you're getting the mist setting. Don't make me pulse you. 1.4329 0.04086 231 147 68 16
307 Alright! Come clean 1.4329 0.04310 231 154 55 22
308 No pressure, Mr. Smith, but my boss wants to know if you're planning on certifying the election. 1.4311 0.05404 167 115 32 20
309 Sorry kid, Hudson's full. 1.4304 0.04278 230 151 59 20
310 East River is on lock-down. 1.4304 0.03603 230 142 79 9
311 If this doesn't kill you, the water bill will. 1.4304 0.04050 230 146 69 15
312 Talk now or we start playing Giuliani on continuous loop. 1.4304 0.04578 230 158 45 27
313 Lucky for you the boss doesn’t want us violating lockdown. 1.4304 0.04188 230 149 63 18
314 We're a startup. 1.4304 0.04322 230 152 57 21
315 #1 or 2? 1.4304 0.04409 230 154 53 23
316 Ya still think all these pleats is funny, Mr. Tailor? 1.4304 0.04143 230 148 65 17
317 Actually, this IS my first time. 1.4304 0.04143 230 148 65 17
318 Pressure good enough for ya? 1.4286 0.04358 224 148 56 20
319 Now start singing. 1.4286 0.04265 224 146 60 18
320 So what makes you so sure they won’t think it’s a suicide? 1.4286 0.04358 224 148 56 20
321 Sooner or later, everyone sings. 1.4286 0.04449 224 150 52 22
322 Yes, this is my first job for the mob. Why do you ask? 1.4286 0.04449 224 150 52 22
323 There’s a stay-at-home order, whaddaya want? 1.4286 0.03686 224 152 55 17
324 I’m trying out a new COVID cure Trump came out with 1.4286 0.04493 224 151 50 23
325 I miss the old days. 1.4286 0.04218 224 145 62 17
326 The boss said to do whatever it takes to make you come clean. 1.4279 0.03964 229 144 72 13
327 Low tide. This will have to do. 1.4279 0.04289 229 151 58 20
328 This stay at home order has really interfered with our plan to make you swim with the fishes. 1.4279 0.04107 229 147 66 16
329 You wouldn’t want me to flush the toilet again now would ya? 1.4279 0.04378 229 153 54 22
330 Talk, or I'll get the loofa. 1.4273 0.04121 220 140 66 14
331 You might not die, but you're going to get pruney as hell. 1.4273 0.04221 220 142 62 16
332 In hindsight, I should have saved the cement for when we got to the dock. 1.4273 0.04270 220 143 60 17
333 So about breaking your lease.. 1.4273 0.04413 220 146 54 20
334 Now this is gonna make you sing 1.4273 0.04270 220 143 60 17
335 You got a toaster? 1.4260 0.04276 223 146 59 18
336 You're gonna wish you were dead when you get the water bill. 1.4260 0.04323 223 147 57 19
337 I'm working from home. 1.4260 0.03880 223 138 75 10
338 The ballots, Mr. Raffensperger, where are the missing ballots? 1.4260 0.04370 223 148 55 20
339 Nah, I'm gonna let the landlord kill ya. 1.4260 0.04461 223 150 51 22
340 All you had to do was tell him the votes were miscounted in Michigan 1.4260 0.04108 223 145 62 16
341 That's for going outside without a mask. 1.4260 0.04370 223 148 55 20
342 You might have guessed by now that this is just a warning. 1.4260 0.04181 223 144 63 16
343 Louie says you have to come clean. 1.4260 0.04370 223 148 55 20
344 The notoriety he craved as a "criminal mastermind" would always evade Big Ralph. 1.4260 0.04276 223 146 59 18
345 Sorry about this, buddy, turns out we accidentally booked the Four Seasons Hotel instead of the warehouse. 1.4260 0.04323 223 147 57 19
346 Hey man, you just shoulda warn the damn mask 1.4260 0.04276 223 146 59 18
347 You’d be sleeping with the fishes, but, you know, social distancing. 1.4260 0.04276 223 146 59 18
348 I woulda took you to the harbor, but the joggers got no respect for social distance. 1.4260 0.04276 223 146 59 18
349 Welcome to Flint, Michigan. 1.4260 0.04595 223 153 45 25
350 ‘Relax, no-one can hear you pee.’ 1.4260 0.04370 223 150 52 21
351 No, you won’t drown, but your glasses are gonna fog up and you will get prune hands. 1.4253 0.04350 221 146 56 19
352 You'll sleep with the loofahs. 1.4253 0.04303 221 145 58 18
353 Consider it a trial run. 1.4253 0.04107 221 141 66 14
354 I wish this town had a river. 1.4240 0.04454 217 145 52 20
355 Pardon me for not wearing a mask. 1.4240 0.04406 217 144 54 19
356 Next, the sponge knuckles. 1.4240 0.04406 217 144 54 19
357 Oh, NOW you have to go to the bathroom?. 1.4233 0.04234 215 139 61 15
358 It'd be a real shame if you got a little soap in your eyes. 1.4233 0.04627 215 147 45 23
359 The downstairs neighbors will kill you shortly. 1.4233 0.04077 215 136 67 12
360 Sleepin' wid da fishes" works good on da coasts, but some parts of da country ya just gotta improvise 1.4233 0.04385 215 142 55 18
361 Sorry, kid. This is a dry run. 1.4233 0.04285 215 140 59 16
362 Shower with the fishes. 1.4233 0.04385 215 142 55 18
363 Im only gonna ask one more time How many ballots did you fill out 1.4233 0.04483 215 144 51 20
364 Until dis quarantine is lifted, you’s will just have to imagine you’re in the East River. 1.4233 0.04024 215 150 45 20
365 Tony The Faucet sends his regards 1.4233 0.04435 215 143 53 19
366 Tell me about it,COVID-19 has forced everyone to work from home.... 1.4233 0.04435 215 143 53 19
367 If you talk now, you won't get pruney. 1.4233 0.04385 215 142 55 18
368 Talk, or you can kiss your security deposit goodbye. 1.4233 0.04285 215 140 59 16
369 I'll give you one last chance to come clean. 1.4233 0.04385 215 142 55 18
370 Thanks for participating in our mobster training program. 1.4233 0.04627 215 147 45 23
371 Vito was still working out a few kinks in his Work From Home set up. 1.4233 0.04579 215 146 47 22
372 No, smart guy. It's not my first time doing this! 1.4221 0.05153 154 104 36 14
373 I’m leaving you, Wendell. Don’t try to follow me. 1.4208 0.04528 202 134 51 17
374 Talk or it’s shower curtains for you! 1.4198 0.04324 212 139 57 16
375 When the water leaks to the apartment below, the tenant is gonna kill you. 1.4198 0.04476 212 142 51 19
376 This is what you get for playing dirty 1.4198 0.04575 212 144 47 21
377 Boss said to make it a clean hit. 1.4198 0.04526 212 143 49 20
378 Talk! Or, it's curtains for you! 1.4198 0.04526 212 143 49 20
379 If you had to rate this experience, would it be: Exceeds Expectations, Meets Expectations, or Below Expectations? 1.4190 0.04704 210 145 42 23
380 Everyone struggles with work-from-home in their own separate way. 1.4183 0.04380 208 137 55 16
381 To be honest, I'm not as productive working from home. 1.4183 0.04218 208 134 61 13
382 Tie up body, check. Put feet in concrete, check. Put body into water, check. Something just seems wrong here. ??? 1.4183 0.04327 208 136 57 15
383 It was at that exact moment, Jim realized he was all washed up. 1.4183 0.03874 208 143 49 16
384 Now,it’s curtains for you! 1.4183 0.04273 208 135 59 14
385 The boss said it's gotta be a clean hit. 1.4183 0.04327 208 136 57 15
386 Lockdown rules, buddy. 1.4183 0.04433 208 138 53 17
387 The shower curtain belongs INSIDE the tub. 1.4183 0.04587 208 141 47 20
388 Working from home has its challenges, all right. 1.4183 0.04433 208 138 53 17
389 Since you asked, I’m working my way up to money laundering. 1.4183 0.04485 208 141 48 19
390 In some small way, I feel like I'm contributing to the Hudson River's cleanup. 1.4183 0.04485 208 139 51 18
391 When the hot water runs out, you'll talk. 1.4183 0.04273 208 135 59 14
392 You think this is torture? Just wait til the hot water runs out. 1.4183 0.04218 208 139 53 16
393 Damn those reduced flow shower heads 1.4183 0.04737 208 144 41 23
394 We prefer existential dread. 1.4183 0.04433 208 138 53 17
395 What you owe me ain't nuthin' compared to what you'll owe the plumber. 1.4183 0.04327 208 136 57 15
396 I'm not sure I'm doing this right. It's my first time. 1.4183 0.04433 208 138 53 17
397 Normally, you'll be swimming with the fishes, but I work from home now. 1.4183 0.04327 208 136 57 15
398 Working from home is just not the same. 1.4183 0.04433 208 138 53 17
399 Now, you’re going to tell them you witnessed voter fraud at the polls 1.4183 0.04380 208 137 55 16
400 Nowadays, we all gotta work from home. 1.4183 0.04078 208 136 59 13
401 Just a taste of what’ll happen if you release his tax returns ! 1.4171 0.04894 199 139 37 23
402 Consider this a dry run…capiche? 1.4163 0.04570 209 142 47 20
403 It's part of our initiative on ocean conservancy. 1.4155 0.04601 207 141 46 20
404 Another couple minutes and those hiccups should be gone. 1.4155 0.04550 207 140 48 19
405 All you need to say is the election was rigged and we'll let you go. 1.4154 0.04580 195 130 49 16
406 Eddie "the executioner" soon realizes he may not be able to work from home. 1.4129 0.04536 201 135 49 17
407 Well, it's because you didn't make the boss all that mad, but he was still kinda miffed. 1.4129 0.04481 201 134 51 16
408 OK, let’s see how tough you are when I flush the toilet a few times. 1.4129 0.04253 201 130 59 12
409 It looks like Eddie the Idiot beat me here. 1.4129 0.04751 201 139 41 21
410 Lucky for you the lake is frozen. Let this be a warning. 1.4129 0.04591 201 136 47 18
411 You’re getting warmer. 1.4129 0.03482 201 133 59 9
412 I’ll let your downstairs neighbor finish you off 1.4129 0.04425 201 133 53 15
413 With Covid and self quarantining the East River is off limits, but you get the idea so watch out. 1.4129 0.04481 201 134 51 16
414 Yeah, I’m a hitman, but what I really want to do is direct.” 1.4129 0.04536 201 135 49 17
415 I dropped out to join the mob before we got to Physics. Why do you ask? 1.4129 0.04481 201 134 51 16
416 Our new boss doesn't want any more garbage thrown in the Bay. 1.4129 0.04591 201 136 47 18
417 I know it doesn't seem like it, but this will eventually kill you 1.4129 0.04645 201 137 45 19
418 Either you start talkin' or I start flushin'. 1.4126 0.04511 206 139 49 18
419 Think of it as a dry run for the East River. 1.4126 0.04716 206 143 41 22
420 Looks like it’s shower curtains for you Sonny. 1.4126 0.04511 206 139 49 18
421 ... and no one's ever gonna find Waldo again. 1.4126 0.04040 206 143 46 17
422 You OK with the water temperature? 1.4126 0.04405 206 137 53 16
423 COVID restrictions, this is the best we could do.... 1.4121 0.04340 199 136 49 14
424 The governor banned outdoor cement shoe executions for three weeks. 1.4121 0.04512 199 133 50 16
425 You’ve got one last chance. Do you want out of this cartoon or not? 1.4121 0.04678 199 136 44 19
426 The pool rules are "shower first". 1.4121 0.04732 199 137 42 20
427 Lucky for you, there's a "stay at home" order. 1.4121 0.04340 199 130 56 13
428 We all have to make adjustments with sheltering in place. 1.4121 0.04512 199 133 50 16
429 Blame the new EPA regulations but we can’t use the East River anymore. 1.4121 0.04732 199 137 42 20
430 Because it's winter and it's goddamn cold outside, that's why. 1.4118 0.04434 204 136 52 16
431 I already drained your wallet, smartypants. Algorithm your way out of this. 1.4112 0.04711 197 135 43 19
432 So I heard you were getting cold feet. 1.4109 0.04464 202 135 51 16
433 Like I said, this is just a dry run. 1.4103 0.06208 117 81 24 12
434 I've got a water pistol in my pocket and I'm not afraid to use it. 1.4093 0.04836 193 134 39 20
435 Did I come at a bath time? 1.4091 0.04637 198 135 45 18
436 Ya shoulda paid Kushner his rent money. 1.4091 0.04692 198 136 43 19
437 This kind of thing was much easier when I didn’t have to work from home 1.4091 0.04262 198 131 54 13
438 It's the most dangerous room in the house. 1.4091 0.04262 198 131 54 13
439 Mr Giuliani ordered it. 1.4091 0.04853 198 139 37 22
440 Martin felt Cynthia’s rejection like a cold shower and a mob hit all rolled into one. 1.4091 0.04410 198 131 53 14
441 It will have to do for now; the swamp is still too full of trumpies. 1.4091 0.04905 198 140 35 23
442 I want to kill you, not endanger the harbour’s delicate ecosystem. 1.4091 0.04525 198 133 49 16
443 You won’t drown, but the water bill will kill you. 1.4091 0.04525 198 133 49 16
444 If you think this part is bad just wait until you get the water bill 1.4091 0.04171 198 137 45 16
445 And you'll stay right there until you admit the negative effects of global warming. 1.4082 0.04835 196 137 38 21
446 That's right, it's curtains for you pal. 1.4082 0.04260 196 127 58 11
447 Tonight, you'll be sleeping with the dishes. 1.4082 0.04351 196 131 51 14
448 Gives wetting yourself a whole new meaning. 1.4082 0.04613 196 133 46 17
449 You’re all washed up, buddy. 1.4082 0.04670 196 134 44 18
450 It’s a house rule - you have to take a shower before you go into the pool. 1.4082 0.04499 196 131 50 15
451 The docks are closed due to COVID, so here we are... 1.4082 0.04556 196 132 48 16
452 This whole 'sheltering in place' thing has really put a strain on us hit men. 1.4082 0.04321 196 128 56 12
453 These work from home orders are really cramping my style. 1.4082 0.04499 196 131 50 15
454 And you ain’t getting no conditioner, neither. 1.4082 0.04835 196 137 38 21
455 Tie him up? Check. Feet in concrete? Check. Immerse in water? Something's not right here. 1.4070 0.04563 199 135 47 17
456 Consider this a warning. 1.4062 0.04441 192 127 52 13
457 Time to come clean. 1.4062 0.04562 192 129 48 15
458 As soon as this Stay at Home Order gets lifted,you and I are going for a little boat ride. 1.4062 0.04441 192 127 52 13
459 You’ll sing like a canary when Fat Tony has to use the can. 1.4062 0.04963 192 136 34 22
460 Hand over the toilet paper and nobody gets hurt... 1.4062 0.04907 192 135 36 21
461 You don't talk? Then next, we exfoliate you. 1.4062 0.04379 192 126 54 12
462 Well here in Flint we like to take our time. 1.4062 0.04851 192 134 38 20
463 If you're still asymptomatic in two weeks, we'll bring you out to the ocean. 1.4062 0.04502 192 128 50 14
464 Listen, Frankie, you're not getting out of this until you come clean 1.4062 0.04562 192 129 48 15
465 We pledged to stop ocean dumping. 1.4062 0.04851 192 134 38 20
466 The river seemed too cliché 1.4062 0.04680 192 131 44 17
467 Okay, come clean. 1.4062 0.03953 192 132 47 13
468 Pier sign said 'MUST SHOWER BEFORE SWIMMING WITH THE FISHES'. 1.4062 0.04795 192 133 40 19
469 Nothing personal---it's a nuanced warning to the people below you. 1.4053 0.04831 190 132 39 19
470 It won't be long before the neighbors come upstairs and murder you for soaking their apartments 1.4053 0.04533 190 127 49 14
471 My orders were to make it a nice, clean job. 1.4053 0.04654 190 129 45 16
472 Lake Michigan is frozen, so this is the best I could do. 1.4053 0.04773 190 131 41 18
473 We was told to make it look like an accident !! 1.4053 0.04714 190 130 43 17
474 I really hate working from home. 1.4053 0.04654 190 129 45 16
475 Eh, I'm still figuring out this work-from-home thing. 1.4053 0.04533 190 127 49 14
476 This shelter in place cramps my style! 1.4053 0.04594 190 128 47 15
477 That’s a first - a New Yorker complaining about strong water pressure! 1.4053 0.04773 190 131 41 18
478 Your father hired me to break your lease. 1.4053 0.04280 190 123 57 10
479 Normally we wouldn't do this, but the "work from home" mandate has really challenged us creatively. 1.4053 0.04594 190 128 47 15
480 you think this is bad? Next up is the dishwasher. Yeah, you’re gonna sleep with the dishes 1.4053 0.04831 190 132 39 19
481 I’m going to ask you one more time- who left the toilet seat up? 1.4053 0.04773 190 131 41 18
482 Could you sink any lower? 1.4041 0.04602 193 131 46 16
483 You'll understand when the water heater runs cold! 1.4032 0.04470 186 123 51 12
484 OK Shorty, start talking. My wife needs the bathtub at 8:30 1.4032 0.04338 186 121 55 10
485 Consider this a warning. Next time you’ll be swimming with the dishes. 1.4032 0.04784 186 128 41 17
486 Look, we all have to get used to working from home. 1.4032 0.04723 186 127 43 16
487 Last guy I threw in the river, I got cited 100 bucks for illegal dumping. No way I'm paying that again. 1.4032 0.04784 186 128 41 17
488 You ain’t essential no more, Jimmy. 1.4032 0.04598 186 125 47 14
489 Now look here...You got twenty minutes ‘til the hot water tank goes empty...and then...well, then things get uncomfortable. 1.4032 0.04598 186 125 47 14
490 I like to do a practice run before the actual thing. 1.4021 0.04608 189 128 46 15
491 It’s just a holding tank. 1.4021 0.04546 189 127 48 14
492 5th grade science ... I dropped out ... why do you ask ? 1.4000 0.04588 190 129 46 15
493 Thanks for your scientific observation Archimedes, but you are in the basement. Think about it some more. 1.3989 0.04621 188 128 45 15
494 I'm gonna run down to the lobby and get some cigarettes, don't try anything funny." 1.3989 0.04682 188 129 43 16
495 It's hard, y'know, being part of a mafia in Kansas. 1.3989 0.04897 183 128 37 18
496 You ready to concede yet?! 1.3989 0.04958 183 129 35 19
497 Temperature okay, buddy?” 1.3989 0.04447 183 121 51 11
498 After the lockdown, we’re taking you to the river. 1.3989 0.04773 183 126 41 16
499 Come clean or it's curtains for ya. 1.3989 0.04548 183 125 44 14
500 I know, I'm trying to quit. 1.3989 0.04514 183 122 49 12
501 Talk before you get water damage you can’t afford. 1.3989 0.04514 183 122 49 12
502 Boss wanted this one done clean, no messes. 1.3989 0.04613 183 126 42 15
503 You take on the mob in Minnesota and this is what you get. 1.3989 0.05309 183 135 23 25
504 This work from home thing could actually save some lives 1.3989 0.04710 183 125 43 15
505 This is what happens to dirty rats. 1.3989 0.04836 183 127 39 17
506 I know its not perfect, but we've all had to adjust to working from home. 1.3989 0.04897 183 128 37 18
507 You're just lucky we're under lockdown. 1.3989 0.04548 183 125 44 14
508 We'll do this 'till you come clean kid. 1.3989 0.04379 183 120 53 10
509 They call me The Cleaner. 1.3986 0.05316 148 102 33 13
510 Now that you see what can happen to a fella, let's try this again: Can I interest you in upgrading your policy to cover water damage? 1.3978 0.04839 186 130 38 18
511 You better come clean or it's curtains for you. 1.3978 0.04614 181 122 46 13
512 First it was wear a mask and now it’s work from home!! How the @&$@ am I supposed to get anything done! 1.3978 0.04647 181 125 41 15
513 Cross my boss, you sleep with the rubber duckies. 1.3978 0.04680 181 129 36 16
514 I’m known for how clean my hits are. 1.3978 0.04479 181 120 50 11
515 I have to say, that was a pretty good final request. 1.3978 0.04410 181 124 44 13
516 The boss said to rub-a-dub-dub you out. 1.3978 0.04614 181 122 46 13
517 Best I can do, kid -- we are locked down again. 1.3978 0.04614 181 122 46 13
518 COVID has changed the way we do things 1.3978 0.04873 181 126 38 17
519 As Murphy reached into his coat pocket, he realized that his gun had been there the whole time. 1.3978 0.04745 181 124 42 15
520 You were warned—now you swim with the rubber duckies. 1.3978 0.04809 181 125 40 16
521 You'll have to imagine the fishes. 1.3978 0.04614 181 122 46 13
522 Yeah, I'm new at 'dis. Whad of it!? 1.3978 0.04809 181 125 40 16
523 The river’s frozen this time of year. 1.3978 0.04479 181 120 50 11
524 Talk, or you sleep with the rubber duckies.” 1.3978 0.03102 181 123 52 6
525 The boss said I can work from home, but it’s just not the same. Would you agree? 1.3978 0.04614 181 122 46 13
526 I gotta work from home, same as everybody else.” (submitted again because i left off the hashtag 1.3978 0.05058 181 129 32 20
527 2020, amirite? 1.3978 0.04680 181 123 44 14
528 Come on son, just give mom your Netflix password. 1.3967 0.04625 184 125 45 14
529 Now don't splash. I've got a security deposit on the room. 1.3955 0.04751 177 121 42 14
530 Bugsy's irritated wit ya, but not that irritated. 1.3944 0.04888 180 126 37 17
531 We have ways of making you talk. Go ahead, Pauly! Flush the toilet! 1.3944 0.04824 180 125 39 16
532 If you don't come clean, the next stop is the river. 1.3944 0.04888 180 126 37 17
533 Your wife said you've been skipping showers since you started working from home. 1.3944 0.04888 180 126 37 17
534 Just a quick shower before we go down to the pool. 1.3944 0.04627 180 122 45 13
535 I go for the clean kill. 1.3944 0.04422 180 119 51 10
536 Maybe next time, you’ll remember to wash your hands for two ‘Happy Birthday’ choruses.” 1.3944 0.04824 180 125 39 16
537 I have to run. Someone from TaskRabbit is going to dump you into the ocean. 1.3944 0.04694 180 123 43 14
538 This could take a while. 1.3944 0.04760 180 124 41 15
539 Think of this as a dry run. 1.3944 0.04824 180 125 39 16
540 Repeat after me: “I am not traveling for Thanksgiving.” 1.3944 0.04694 180 123 43 14
541 You have to pee? Now? 1.3935 0.04971 155 105 39 11
542 Thank you for standing so still while the concrete set, but now we have another problem. 1.3933 0.04796 178 123 40 15
543 We just want you to come clean. 1.3933 0.04453 178 118 50 10
544 We have ways of making you talk. We also have ways of making you clean 1.3923 0.04738 181 125 41 15
545 Due to Covid restrictions I'm forced to decontaminate you before I drive you to the east river 1.3920 0.04900 176 123 37 16
546 You better start singing. 1.3920 0.04697 176 120 43 13
547 New Covid procedures, you understand. 1.3920 0.04557 176 118 47 11
548 This job was easier when I lived near water. 1.3920 0.04485 176 117 49 10
549 They made me a hit man after I screwed up money laundering. 1.3920 0.04262 176 114 55 7
550 Dis virus has caused us guys ta improvise. 1.3920 0.04766 176 121 41 14
551 So you’re the guy complaining about the low-flow shower head. 1.3920 0.04627 176 119 45 12
552 See how you like it when your lenses fog up! 1.3920 0.04485 176 117 49 10
553 You’re what’s known as a Staten Island tub stopper. 1.3920 0.04766 176 121 41 14
554 What? You thought Covid only disrupted honest businesses?! 1.3920 0.04766 176 123 38 15
555 I'm going to ask one more time.....Where's Waldo?? 1.3920 0.04900 176 123 37 16
556 Sorry, but we ain’t got no river. 1.3920 0.04697 176 120 43 13
557 Yes, I know, but the Boss is now on the Board of "Save the Bay". 1.3920 0.04966 176 124 35 17
558 Lucky for you, we had boat trouble. 1.3920 0.04833 176 122 39 15
559 Sorry. It's the best I could do from six feet away. 1.3920 0.04900 176 123 37 16
560 Mobsters work from home now too. 1.3920 0.04448 176 119 46 11
561 Look, all I really know is tax evasion. 1.3920 0.04900 176 123 37 16
562 Are you taking a shower with your glasses on? Who does that? 1.3920 0.04833 176 122 39 15
563 You got nuttin’ ta say? Louie, put it on massage! 1.3920 0.04766 176 121 41 14
564 They told me you had a pool. 1.3920 0.04833 176 122 39 15
565 They said we gotta work from home 1.3920 0.04485 176 117 49 10
566 We can’t go to the docks without a mask. 1.3920 0.04627 176 119 45 12
567 We’ll just see about Archimedes’ Principle. 1.3918 0.04933 171 119 37 15
568 Let this be a warning. 1.3911 0.04708 179 123 42 14
569 The votings over, you're free to go. 1.3911 0.04708 179 123 42 14
570 It's the best we could do under quarantine. 1.3911 0.04433 179 119 50 10
571 Sorry, just following boss's orders.'Give him cement overshoes and a nice long bath.' 1.3911 0.04904 179 126 36 17
572 We want you to come clean. 1.3911 0.04708 179 123 42 14
573 « Work from home they say... Easier said than done! » 1.3911 0.04641 179 122 44 13
574 You know, buddy, most people just hang themselves... 1.3911 0.04708 179 123 42 14
575 We could have done this by Zoom call but you chose the hard way 1.3911 0.04708 179 123 42 14
576 Im just impressed you put on real pants for this 1.3899 0.05119 159 111 34 14
577 Sorry, the boss told me this was supposed to be an inside job. 1.3898 0.04606 177 120 45 12
578 The lockdown order is making it tough on all of us. 1.3898 0.04744 177 122 41 14
579 This might not kill you, but wait til you see the water bill 1.3898 0.04811 177 123 39 15
580 The pier is under quarantine. 1.3895 0.04840 172 119 39 14
581 Talk or sleep with the rubber duckies. 1.3895 0.04769 172 118 41 13
582 Sorry if this is taking longer than you expected, I'm still figuring out the whole working from home thing. 1.3895 0.04119 172 122 38 12
583 The boss said it's safer if we do this inside, what with the COVID and all. 1.3895 0.04475 172 124 33 15
584 Ready to come clean... 1.3895 0.04625 172 116 45 11
585 Da boss said “Cement his feet and drop him in water and he’ll come clean,” but dis just ain’t woikin’. 1.3895 0.04769 172 118 41 13
586 I got no problem with you. My problem is with the guy downstairs in 3C. 1.3895 0.04840 172 119 39 14
587 The boss says you better come clean this time. 1.3895 0.04769 172 118 41 13
588 I guess the hair dye doesn't run. Let's go! 1.3895 0.04661 172 119 40 13
589 The boss said you wanted to cement the deal." 1.3895 0.04910 172 120 37 15
590 Sorry, this isn’t my finest whack. 1.3895 0.04475 172 114 49 9
591 So sue me. I’m new at this! 1.3889 0.05049 162 113 35 14
592 ... and next you'll be sleeping with the dishes. 1.3882 0.04878 170 118 38 14
593 Quarantined.. no access to Hudson river.. this will have to do! 1.3882 0.04878 170 118 38 14
594 Any more last requests? 1.3882 0.04807 170 117 40 13
595 So you need a plumber? 1.3882 0.04807 170 122 32 16
596 You’re lucky I’m afraid of germs or I’d have dumped you in the East River. 1.3882 0.04949 170 119 36 15
597 Since when am I not allowed to smoke inside? 1.3882 0.04878 170 118 38 14
598 We call this method water billing 1.3882 0.04660 170 115 44 11
599 If you don't talk, me an the boyz are gonna get out the loufa. 1.3882 0.04584 170 114 46 10
600 If your bank hadn't repossessed the boat, this would be a lot easier. 1.3882 0.04843 170 120 35 15
601 You gonna come clean,wise guy ? 1.3882 0.04734 170 116 42 12
602 These stay at home orders are really hurting business. 1.3882 0.04807 170 117 40 13
603 You sure this is just for a tiktok? 1.3882 0.04949 170 119 36 15
604 That’s why they call me Tubsy Malone 1.3882 0.04584 170 114 46 10
605 So you think I’m cold and I lack depth, eh? 1.3873 0.04817 173 120 39 14
606 This quality of my work has really suffered since quarantine. 1.3865 0.05024 163 114 35 14
607 We planned on dropping you in the bay, but we're quarantining. 1.3860 0.04487 171 114 48 9
608 We're sheltering-in-place. 1.3846 0.05105 169 121 31 17
609 You'd better talk, or you'll swim with the rubber duckies." 1.3846 0.03892 169 118 42 9
610 Just cause I can't spell pneumonia doesn't mean you won't die of it. 1.3846 0.04894 169 118 37 14
611 It's curtains for you. 1.3846 0.04673 169 115 43 11
612 Do I look like I carry a yellow duck in my jacket? 1.3846 0.05174 169 122 29 18
613 We'll take care of the rest of this once we're out of lockdown. 1.3846 0.04894 169 118 37 14
614 No shampoo until you talk. 1.3846 0.04821 169 117 39 13
615 Seems to be takin' a little longer than I thought it would. 1.3846 0.04894 169 118 37 14
616 Yeah, social distancing changes how we do a lot of things.... 1.3846 0.04520 169 113 47 9
617 And where's your mask? 1.3846 0.04597 169 114 45 10
618 Now that fish returned to the harbor, we've committed to keeping it clean. 1.3846 0.04673 169 115 43 11
619 Are you still sure you counted those ballots correctly? 1.3846 0.05036 169 120 33 16
620 Tell me when you're going to come clean. 1.3846 0.04673 169 115 43 11
621 I don’t like it neither, but stay-at-home orders is orders. 1.3846 0.05036 169 120 33 16
622 Let's see how you like that water bill next month! 1.3846 0.04361 169 116 43 10
623 Go ahead, try and take a selfie now. 1.3846 0.05036 169 120 33 16
624 Aw geez, dis is embarrassin’. Could ya close your eyes for a sec? I gotta pee... 1.3846 0.04597 169 114 45 10
625 What’s the safe word again? 1.3846 0.04361 169 111 51 7
626 I'm heading to Walgreen's. Need anything while I'm out? 1.3846 0.04748 169 116 41 12
627 It’s the home version. 1.3841 0.04847 164 113 39 12
628 The river was too polluted 1.3841 0.04923 164 114 37 13
629 If you don't start talking, I am going to flush the toilet. 1.3841 0.04359 164 112 43 9
630 Budget cuts. OK? 1.3841 0.04609 164 110 45 9
631 I'm never gonna get used to these California regulations. 1.3841 0.04690 164 111 43 10
632 You're lucky to live inland, y'know? 1.3841 0.04528 164 109 47 8
633 You forgot the safe word again, eh? 1.3841 0.04444 164 113 41 10
634 I'm telling you, this COVID-19 lockdown is cramping my style. 1.3841 0.04847 164 113 39 12
635 Hmmmm... this is taking longer than I imagined. 1.3841 0.04528 164 109 47 8
636 This is how it’s gonna be until the stay-at-home order ends. 1.3841 0.04690 164 111 43 10
637 Tonight you will sleep with the rubber duckies 1.3841 0.04690 164 111 43 10
638 Stay-and-shelter laws are killing my business. 1.3841 0.05146 164 117 31 16
639 The co-op sends a message: you better not sing. 1.3841 0.05073 164 116 33 15
640 Don’t move. I’ll be right back. 1.3841 0.03954 164 120 32 12
641 We knew it was only a matter of time before we found you, Waldo. 1.3841 0.04923 164 114 37 13
642 The Houdini family sends their regards 1.3841 0.04999 164 115 35 14
643 Don't make me flush the toilet! 1.3837 0.04689 172 118 42 12
644 Come clean. 1.3832 0.04785 167 115 40 12
645 Your wife warned you about what would happen if you left the toothpaste cap off one more time. 1.3832 0.04671 167 116 39 12
646 That'll teach you to count votes accurately. 1.3832 0.05078 167 119 32 16
647 Then he says to me, "You ain't considered essential, so youse gotta work from home." 1.3832 0.04632 167 113 44 10
648 You'll sleep with the rubber duckies. 1.3832 0.04823 167 118 35 14
649 You are lucky we are in lockdown or you would be in the East River by now." 1.3832 0.04860 167 116 38 13
650 This is just a dry run, no pun intended. 1.3832 0.04473 167 111 48 8
651 Yeah, you might survive this, but the downstairs neighbor is going to kill you. 1.3832 0.04785 167 115 40 12
652 Sorry about doing this in a bathtub. Everyone who could drive you to the East River has Covid. 1.3832 0.04785 167 115 40 12
653 You realize dis is just a dry run? 1.3832 0.04785 167 115 40 12
654 Now you start talking, or I flush the toilet. 1.3832 0.04747 167 117 37 13
655 Damn those low-flow shower heads! This is gunna take all night. 1.3832 0.04933 167 117 36 14
656 The boss said to be creative. I call this 'Death by Water Bill.' 1.3832 0.05006 167 118 34 15
657 Were you wearing the mask at Thanksgiving or not?" 1.3832 0.05078 167 119 32 16
658 Look, the boss told me to do whatever it takes to get ya' to come clean. 1.3832 0.04860 167 116 38 13
659 This #!$*%@# stay at home order is really messing with my workplace efficiency. 1.3832 0.04747 167 117 37 13
660 You better talk before that overflows or you’ll be in big trouble with the boys downstairs. 1.3832 0.04860 167 116 38 13
661 I like to think I'm creative. 1.3832 0.04553 167 112 46 9
662 Shut up! You are lucky the Boss doesn't know that Kansas is not on the ocean. 1.3832 0.05218 167 121 28 18
663 Yeah,well in this economy,we are all downsizing! 1.3832 0.04860 167 116 38 13
664 It is ridiculous, but it's still better than videokidnapping. 1.3832 0.05006 167 118 34 15
665 Work from Home, the Chicago Way. 1.3832 0.04433 167 113 45 9
666 Ever since the Hudson's been cleaned up, the EPA's all over us. 1.3818 0.04899 165 115 37 13
667 The lineup at the docks was nuts. 1.3818 0.04746 165 113 41 11
668 Knew it. Should've bought a deeper tub. 1.3818 0.05048 165 117 33 15
669 It's just a COVID-19 precaution. 1.3818 0.03937 165 116 40 9
670 Damn low-flow showerhead. 1.3818 0.05048 165 117 33 15
671 Covid's killed our business, too. 1.3818 0.05120 165 118 31 16
672 Ok, pal. It’s time to come clean. 1.3818 0.04667 165 112 43 10
673 You just wait till the hot water runs out. Then you’ll be singin’. 1.3818 0.04746 165 113 41 11
674 Boss says hurry up in here, he’s gotta use da toilet. 1.3818 0.04746 165 113 41 11
675 Let this be a lesson to you and the chumps downstairs. 1.3818 0.05048 165 117 33 15
676 Dumping concrete in the river requires a different union. 1.3818 0.04587 165 111 45 9
677 Tell me where the money is and I'll let you wipe our glasses. 1.3818 0.04823 165 114 39 12
678 Is the second-hand smoke bothering you? 1.3818 0.04899 165 117 34 14
679 And now I’m gonna flush. 1.3818 0.04506 165 110 47 8
680 If all else fails, we'll add a bath bomb. 1.3818 0.04506 165 115 39 11
681 Feel that pressure. 1.3818 0.04823 165 114 39 12
682 It’s the best we can do given the COVID restrictions. 1.3818 0.04506 165 110 47 8
683 Boss says it's incumbent upon all of us to protect the delicate river ecosystem, so I gotta rinse you off first. 1.3818 0.04823 165 114 39 12
684 You see sonny, I work from home now... 1.3818 0.04667 165 112 43 10
685 Look mug, you better come clean or it's curtains! 1.3818 0.04667 165 112 43 10
686 Youse ready to recount the recount?? 1.3818 0.05048 165 117 33 15
687 Now, we could this the hot water way or the cold water way! 1.3818 0.05120 165 118 31 16
688 That there's a certified low-flow shower head, pal. Trust me, after 10 minutes you'll be begging for the East River. 1.3818 0.04974 165 116 35 14
689 Sorry Mac, the pier’s under quarantine. 1.3818 0.04823 165 114 39 12
690 You’re right - tradition would dictate doing this off the end of a dock. But in the current environment, Health & Safety has advised us to work from home whenever possible. 1.3818 0.04974 165 116 35 14
691 You wouldn't come clean, so now it's curtains for you! 1.3818 0.04899 165 115 37 13
692 Look, some light bondage in the bedroom is one thing, but this is way outside my comfort zone. 1.3818 0.04823 165 116 36 13
693 The water bill, ‘will’ kill you. 1.3818 0.05048 165 117 33 15
694 You still here? 1.3818 0.04823 165 114 39 12
695 Dirty work from home. 1.3818 0.04823 165 114 39 12
696 You talk NOW or I flush the toilet 1.3818 0.04823 165 114 39 12
697 Whacking from home sucks. 1.3813 0.05630 139 100 25 14
698 Either pay me or pay an extraordinarily high hot water bill. Your choice. 1.3810 0.05052 168 120 32 16
699 If you don't start talking, your bathroom floor is gonna get really, really wet. 1.3810 0.04909 168 118 36 14
700 Well,the President recommends this COVID treatment 1.3810 0.04981 168 119 34 15
701 You've got one more chance to come clean. 1.3810 0.05052 168 120 32 16
702 Get talking, or I’ll flush. 1.3810 0.04532 168 118 38 12
703 We'll see how quiet you are once I flush this toilet. 1.3804 0.04455 163 108 48 7
704 There's something I'm not doing right, but I just cant put my finger on it... 1.3804 0.04703 163 111 42 10
705 time to come clean Jimmy, time to come clean 1.3800 0.06633 100 72 18 10
706 I didn't have the cab fare to the East River. 1.3795 0.05022 166 118 33 15
707 Budget cuts, man. It'll have to do. 1.3795 0.05022 166 118 33 15
708 You’re really in hot water now. 1.3795 0.04875 166 116 37 13
709 Everyone talks once the toes start pruning. 1.3775 0.05294 151 108 29 14
710 Da river's froze up and the boss sez this gotta do til spring 1.3774 0.05022 159 112 34 13
711 You called for a plumber? 1.3774 0.04861 159 110 38 11
712 COOL OFF! You guys lost! 1.3774 0.04861 159 110 38 11
713 I don't mind wearing a mask, but I'm still adjusting to working from home. 1.3774 0.05101 159 113 32 14
714 I feel like I’m in one of those New Yorker cartoon caption contests. 1.3774 0.05254 159 115 28 16
715 Soon enough you’ll be sleepin’ with the rubber duckies. 1.3758 0.04465 157 104 47 6
716 Seriously. Would it kill you to take a shower? 1.3758 0.04644 157 106 43 8
717 According to the Bush Administration, it’s not technically murder. 1.3758 0.04901 157 109 37 11
718 Just until the polls close. 1.3758 0.05145 157 112 31 14
719 I'm gonna rub-a-dub-dub you out 1.3758 0.04901 157 109 37 11
720 Oh, you'll sing like a bird when the hot water runs out 1.3758 0.04644 157 106 43 8
721 Work From Home Fails: Mobster Edition 1.3758 0.04731 157 107 41 9
722 Your gonna come clean even if it is the last thing you do. 1.3758 0.04644 157 106 43 8
723 You talk, or the neighbor downstairs gets it! 1.3758 0.04901 157 109 37 11
724 Flint, Michigan 1.3758 0.04373 157 103 49 5
725 Start talking or its a jacuzzi 1.3758 0.04901 157 109 37 11
726 Hey, rules is rules. I didn’t create the quarantine, pal. 1.3758 0.04859 157 111 34 12
727 Last chance, did you leave the cap off the toothpaste? 1.3758 0.04688 157 109 38 10
728 It's not torture, it's an Enhanced Mob Enforcement Technique. 1.3758 0.05065 157 111 33 13
729 Of course you need to take a shower first. We wouldn’t want to pollute the lake. 1.3758 0.04817 157 108 39 10
730 The boss said to make you come clean. 1.3758 0.04731 157 107 41 9
731 According to the governor’s new protocols, we have to sanitize you before you go sleep with the fishes. 1.3758 0.05145 157 112 31 14
732 Now, I’ll be back - when you’re ready to wear a mask 1.3758 0.05145 157 112 31 14
733 Get ready to sleep with the rubber duckies. 1.3758 0.04644 157 106 43 8
734 I've done this before, believe me, you'll come clean. 1.3742 0.04681 155 105 42 8
735 Who’s hiding now, Waldo. 1.3742 0.05109 155 110 32 13
736 Okay, so I read your lease and this is covered. 1.3741 0.05036 147 102 35 10
737 I'm gonna ask you one more time: Where's the duck! 1.3734 0.04876 158 110 37 11
738 Any lip and it will be shower curtains for you 1.3734 0.04958 158 111 35 12
739 Hey Louie, we need a deeper tub. 1.3734 0.04958 158 111 35 12
740 'It takes a little while to get hot." 1.3723 0.05076 137 94 35 8
741 You face the final curtain. 1.3718 0.04657 156 106 42 8
742 Can you at least turn your head while I go? 1.3718 0.05242 156 113 28 15
743 I ain't risking Covid exposure by hauling your butt down to the East River. Capiche? 1.3718 0.04831 156 108 38 10
744 Your lucky buddy,the stay at home order is still in place. 1.3718 0.04657 156 106 42 8
745 We're on a budget, kid. 1.3718 0.04745 156 107 40 9
746 Ready to come clean yet? 1.3718 0.04916 156 109 36 11
747 This may take longer. 1.3718 0.05081 156 111 32 13
748 Now don't tell anyone you seen me or our next little rendezvous will be at the aquarium 1.3718 0.04567 156 110 36 10
749 We're treading water while the EPA approves our permit to dump. 1.3718 0.04999 156 110 34 12
750 You voted 6 million times, admit it 1.3718 0.04999 156 110 34 12
751 Just thought I should freshen up before we head to the harbor. 1.3718 0.05081 156 111 32 13
752 At least you're not a dirty rat. 1.3706 0.04829 143 97 39 7
753 Can you at least call my office and tell them I'm tied up and drowning in work? I'll be in hot water if I miss this morning's zoom call" 1.3706 0.05497 143 104 25 14
754 Better come clean- or else! 1.3706 0.05029 143 99 35 9
755 Vinnie's first day on the job. 1.3701 0.04957 154 108 35 11
756 I like to keep the trunk of my car super clean. 1.3701 0.04602 154 104 43 7
757 Well, Waldo. The gig is up. 1.3701 0.05126 154 110 31 13
758 Don't want me to flush this toilet? Better start talking. 1.3701 0.04914 154 110 32 12
759 The boss likes a clean hit. 1.3701 0.04602 154 104 43 7
760 Now, we can do this with or without the shampoo. 1.3701 0.05126 154 110 31 13
761 Where did you see toilet paper? 1.3701 0.05368 154 113 25 16
762 Don't believe everything you see in the movies kid, our ruthlessness has been greatly exaggerated. 1.3701 0.04957 154 108 35 11
763 Tonight you sleep with a rubber ducky. 1.3701 0.05126 154 110 31 13
764 You are all washed up” 1.3701 0.05126 154 110 31 13
765 We have ways of making you wash. 1.3701 0.05042 154 109 33 12
766 You talk now, or the duckie gets it next 1.3701 0.04871 154 107 37 10
767 It's up to you, Culligan...you can go the hard way or the soft way. 1.3701 0.04693 154 105 41 8
768 I told you to keep the curtain inside the tub, see! 1.3701 0.04871 154 107 37 10
769 To be honest Pal,maybe your last curtain,maybe not... 1.3701 0.04871 154 107 37 10
770 The pier has gotten too touristy. 1.3701 0.04783 154 106 39 9
771 Like I told ya, ya better come clean. 1.3701 0.04957 154 108 35 11
772 Hudson River, Version COVID-19 1.3701 0.04957 154 108 35 11
773 So, are you finally ready to admit the pleated skirt really makes my outfit? 1.3701 0.04871 154 107 37 10
774 This may not look bad for you but that water’s from Flint, Michigan. 1.3701 0.05126 154 110 31 13
775 You want warmer water? 1.3701 0.04783 154 106 39 9
776 I’m only gonna ask this one more time. Where did you stash the PPE? 1.3701 0.05208 154 111 29 14
777 This’ll make sure you never lather, rinse, repeat this to nobody 1.3701 0.04693 154 105 41 8
778 This is the best I can do during quarantine 1.3688 0.05173 141 99 32 10
779 Your not Waldo. Where's Waldo? 1.3684 0.04912 152 106 36 10
780 You’re lucky you’re in quarantine. 1.3684 0.04912 152 106 36 10
781 Rocko's D+ average at Thug School was quickly playing out on his first real-world assignment. 1.3684 0.05254 152 110 28 14
782 Look kid, if you need to pee, I can close the curtain. 1.3684 0.05171 152 109 30 13
783 Rub-a-Dub-Dub rubbed out in a tub 1.3684 0.04999 152 107 34 11
784 Geez, I'da thrown you in the river, but the fine for dumping is just too high! 1.3684 0.04999 152 107 34 11
785 Once that Jello sets I'm gonna turn the faucets full cold ! 1.3684 0.05086 152 108 32 12
786 I’m about to call in and have a burrito delivered, would you like something? 1.3684 0.05254 152 110 28 14
787 I knew i shouldn't have delegated this task... 1.3684 0.05254 152 110 28 14
788 Come in and untie him, boys. He’s clean. 1.3684 0.04999 152 107 34 11
789 Kill you!? Naw! But, you'll really need to use the bathroom in about 5 minutes. 1.3684 0.04999 152 107 34 11
790 We're the kinder, gentler mafia. 1.3684 0.04912 152 106 36 10
791 As soon as Cuomo says it's safe to leave the house, I'm dumpin' you in the Hudson! 1.3684 0.05254 152 110 28 14
792 Come clean Johnny, or it"s curtains for ya. 1.3684 0.04999 152 107 34 11
793 You’re lucky we also work from home 1.3684 0.04731 152 104 40 8
794 Listen, I’m not going to tell you how to do your job, but... 1.3684 0.04912 152 106 36 10
795 It’s the best I could do during lockdown... 1.3684 0.04731 152 104 40 8
796 This will do until the quarantine ends and we can go to the bridge. 1.3667 0.04953 150 105 35 10
797 I find it's safer during a pandemic. 1.3667 0.04769 150 103 39 8
798 We don't just launder money. 1.3667 0.05131 150 107 31 12
799 Tings was easier before da EPA fined us for dumpin' in da harbor. 1.3667 0.05043 150 106 33 11
800 You're in hot water now, pal. 1.3667 0.04479 150 100 45 5
801 Don't move - I forgot the gag - I'll be right back! 1.3667 0.05131 150 107 31 12
802 You'll start talking when you see the water bill. 1.3667 0.04769 150 103 39 8
803 Anthony Perkins will be by later to check in on you. 1.3667 0.04953 150 105 35 10
804 We do things differently here in the desert 1.3667 0.04769 150 103 39 8
805 And here’s the best part — everybody’ll think it was a suicide. 1.3667 0.05217 150 108 29 13
806 Lettin ya off easy, kid 1.3667 0.04722 150 105 36 9
807 Not so hard to find now are you, Wally? 1.3667 0.05217 150 108 29 13
808 This shelter in place order has really crimped my style. 1.3667 0.04769 150 103 39 8
809 Sorry, it was low tide. 1.3667 0.05386 150 110 25 15
810 The new boss previously ran a country club. If he says you have to take a shower before I throw you in the river, then you have to take a shower before I throw you in the river. 1.3667 0.05468 150 111 23 16
811 Start talking or the shower’s gonna get real cold” 1.3667 0.04578 150 101 43 6
812 It makes no sense to me but the boss said to have you come clean before I throw you in the East River 1.3667 0.05131 150 107 31 12
813 Tenants downstairs are gonna kill you. 1.3667 0.05043 150 106 33 11
814 The boss took a bath on your investment tip. This is payback. 1.3667 0.05217 150 108 29 13
815 The boss told me to make sure this was a clean kill. 1.3667 0.04674 150 102 41 7
816 What are you doing in my apartment? 1.3667 0.04769 150 103 39 8
817 We need to clean you up before you sleep with the fishes. 1.3667 0.04674 150 110 31 9
818 Your time is over, pal. You're all washed up. 1.3667 0.04769 150 103 39 8
819 I knew Archimedes,and you are no Archimedes. 1.3667 0.05302 150 109 27 14
820 Come clean and I’ll let you go” 1.3667 0.04769 150 103 39 8
821 When the super finds the overflow, you’re dead. 1.3667 0.04862 150 104 37 9
822 These stay-at-home orders made us change our business model. 1.3667 0.04479 150 100 45 5
823 It’s my job to make sure ya come clean. 1.3667 0.04674 150 102 41 7
824 Recent COVID stay-at-home orders impact niche industries 1.3667 0.05131 150 107 31 12
825 You're all washed up, kid. 1.3667 0.04953 150 105 35 10
826 You'd better talk now or you'll be swimmin' with the rubber duckies. 1.3630 0.04945 146 102 35 9
827 The boss wants you to swim with the rubber duckies. 1.3630 0.04598 146 101 38 7
828 I prefer the traditional method, but I'm under house arrest. 1.3630 0.05039 146 103 33 10
829 I left a hammer and chisel in the kitchen for your wife, and ordered Thai food for 7:30. Next time, no Thai food. 1.3630 0.05401 146 107 25 14
830 Talk or I'll scrub behind your ears. 1.3630 0.05223 146 105 29 12
831 We don’t want you swimming with the fishes; we just want you to come clean with us. 1.3630 0.05039 146 103 33 10
832 It's the only way I can get anyone to listen to my poems. 1.3630 0.05223 146 105 29 12
833 Do yourself a favor here. Talk and I switch it to pulsating massage. 1.3630 0.05223 146 105 29 12
834 You're lucky. The Hudson's so polluted nothing sinks anymore. 1.3630 0.04799 146 103 34 9
835 Boss says to always shower before swimming 1.3630 0.05313 146 106 27 13
836 I applaud your diligence, but hit men trainees don't practice on themselves. 1.3630 0.05039 146 103 33 10
837 Now listen kid, it didn't have to come to this, just stop hitting "reply-all." 1.3630 0.05039 146 103 33 10
838 Just not the same with these "no dumping" restrictions 1.3630 0.05039 146 103 33 10
839 Tonight you sleep with the loofas 1.3630 0.05132 146 104 31 11
840 This is just the phase 2 clinical trial. We are confident that phase 3 will show that our method is, in fact, 100% effective. 1.3630 0.05039 146 103 33 10
841 The CDC sent me to make sure you stop touching your face 1.3630 0.05039 146 103 33 10
842 Yeah,the last guy didn't wanna join the Coop Board either 1.3630 0.05132 146 104 31 11
843 It's hard water, kid. 1.3630 0.04945 146 102 35 9
844 Easy pal, I don’t tell you how to do YOUR job. 1.3630 0.05223 146 107 26 13
845 The effort was good, but the execution was lacking. 1.3630 0.04945 146 102 35 9
846 Sorry we had to bring this inside, it's just still too dangerous out there... 1.3630 0.05223 146 105 29 12
847 I asked you nicely to keep it down up there... 1.3630 0.05039 146 103 33 10
848 It’s part of our new green initiative—we aren’t dumping anything into rivers anymore 1.3630 0.04945 146 102 35 9
849 Now that I think about it, ‘Don’t make it look like an accident’ seems like a strange order. 1.3630 0.05313 146 106 27 13
850 Start talkin or it's curtains for you. 1.3630 0.04888 135 92 37 6
851 Can I get you anything? 1.3630 0.04999 135 93 35 7
852 You picked waterboarding; but we can also throw in a toaster. 1.3611 0.05179 144 103 30 11
853 These COVID restrictions are putting a real damper on my modus operandi. 1.3611 0.05084 144 102 32 10
854 Yeah, it ain't cement either; it's oatmeal. 1.3611 0.05084 144 102 32 10
855 Didn’t think it through, did ya! 1.3611 0.04789 144 99 38 7
856 I'd be arrested if I took you down to the docks without a mask. 1.3611 0.05084 144 102 32 10
857 I’ll leave you on the beach. It’ll look like you escaped. 1.3611 0.05084 144 102 32 10
858 Lucky for you, we're not allowed to dump stuff in the river no more. 1.3611 0.05271 144 104 28 12
859 This avoids the dumping fines. 1.3611 0.05084 144 102 32 10
860 By the time the cops get here your face will be all scrunchy. 1.3611 0.05084 144 102 32 10
861 Never ever speak to your mother that way again! 1.3611 0.05084 144 102 32 10
862 Hey, I done my part, now you gotta stop breathing! 1.3611 0.05179 144 103 30 11
863 The Governor said you had to be quarantined. She didn’t say how. 1.3611 0.04987 144 101 34 9
864 I really need to be clearer on my instructions with these millennials. 1.3611 0.05179 144 103 30 11
865 Okay if I smoke in here? 1.3611 0.04889 144 100 36 8
866 I’ll tell ’em you sleep with the rubber duckies 1.3611 0.05084 144 102 32 10
867 It's the new Covid 19 protocol- then the Gowanas. 1.3611 0.04889 144 100 36 8
868 Ok, ya punk, come clean. 1.3611 0.05271 144 104 28 12
869 Damn state regulations say we can't dump you in the river! 1.3611 0.05363 144 105 26 13
870 If you don't start talking, I'll move you into the master bath. 1.3611 0.05271 144 104 28 12
871 Let me know if the pressure gets to you. 1.3611 0.04686 144 98 40 6
872 This is just a teaser for the big picture coming soon to a river near you. 1.3611 0.05363 144 105 26 13
873 Oh yeah. I forgots the fishes. 1.3611 0.04789 144 99 38 7
874 Admit it! You lost Georgia! 1.3611 0.04939 144 103 31 10
875 I don't really care that your pajamas are dry clean only. 1.3611 0.05084 144 105 29 10
876 They told me to make sure you’re clean. 1.3611 0.05084 144 102 32 10
877 One false move and I'll flush. 1.3611 0.04889 144 100 36 8
878 Time to go swimming with the rubber duckies 1.3611 0.05179 144 103 30 11
879 Ummmm are you sure you know how this works? 1.3611 0.04987 144 101 34 9
880 You’re lucky the boss said I gotta work from home 1.3611 0.04987 144 101 34 9
881 I'm just popping out to get some milk, you want anything? 1.3611 0.04889 144 100 36 8
882 The only work I get these days are inside jobs 1.3611 0.04789 144 99 38 7
883 Next time, agree to wash your hands, and I won’t have to do this again. 1.3611 0.05084 144 102 32 10
884 Last chance to talk or I flush. 1.3611 0.04889 144 100 36 8
885 Bob the Nose had been trained to do mob hits over Zoom. 1.3611 0.05453 144 106 24 14
886 I told you, we don't tolerate no dirty rats. 1.3592 0.04395 142 104 29 9
887 Trump said this would cure COVid. 1.3592 0.05226 142 102 29 11
888 Enough with the stunts, Kevin, rent is still due on the 5th. 1.3592 0.05226 142 102 29 11
889 Ok, so the birdbath didn't work and neither did this. Well I've got news for you smart ass, the wading pool is next! 1.3592 0.05130 142 101 31 10
890 In retrospect, Senator Franken wondered if his career might have lasted longer as a Republican. 1.3592 0.05595 142 106 21 15
891 We thought you should experience climate change since you keep denying it. 1.3592 0.05595 142 106 21 15
892 Luca Brasi swims with the fishes? I knew Luca Brasi. You're no Luca Brasi. 1.3592 0.05130 142 101 31 10
893 Just tell us where the Trump ballots are... 1.3592 0.05321 142 103 27 12
894 Being a hitman who respects anti-dumping laws is not without complications, kid. 1.3592 0.05226 142 102 29 11
895 Yeah, we;re lowest bidder, what gave us up? 1.3592 0.04931 142 99 35 8
896 This time I'm going to let you off with a warning. 1.3592 0.04829 142 98 37 7
897 Boss said to sink you, but this’ll work better than the sink. 1.3592 0.05321 142 103 27 12
898 And I’m also socially distanced. 1.3592 0.04931 142 99 35 8
899 You're taller than I thought you'd be. 1.3592 0.04829 142 98 37 7
900 Sorry, son...but this is what daddy does when you go against the family. 1.3592 0.05130 142 101 31 10
901 No, I paint houses. I don't give shampoos. 1.3592 0.05505 142 105 23 14
902 Chump, have you seen the river? I'm not that ruthless. 1.3592 0.05226 142 102 29 11
903 I told you, no delivery service to the East River until after Covid. 1.3592 0.05031 142 100 33 9
904 Temperature OK? 1.3592 0.05031 142 100 33 9
905 Joey,how do ya still got the hiccups? 1.3592 0.05321 142 103 27 12
906 This isn't our usual methodology. We've had to make some compromises with the Covid and all. 1.3592 0.05414 142 104 25 13
907 Covid curfew is on so we'll have to stay inside and pretend you're drowning. 1.3592 0.05031 142 100 33 9
908 Giuliani said this will work 1.3592 0.05031 142 100 33 9
909 We’re trying to be more environmentally conscious. 1.3592 0.04829 142 98 37 7
910 Next time yous’ll think first about sneezing near me, kid. 1.3592 0.05031 142 100 33 9
911 Gimme the rubber ducky and no one gets hurt. 1.3586 0.05149 145 104 30 11
912 Whatcha gonna do? It's been a tough year for all of us. 1.3586 0.04959 145 102 34 9
913 It's not as quick as the river but, trust me, the water bill will kill you. 1.3586 0.05241 145 105 28 12
914 This is how we at the C.I.A. waterboard White people. Is the temp' okay? 1.3586 0.04762 145 100 38 7
915 If you think this is bad, wait until I put on the polka music. 1.3586 0.05055 145 103 32 10
916 Usually we’d be at the docks, but the Capo takes this stay-at-home order very serious. 1.3586 0.04959 145 102 34 9
917 Everyone talks eventually. It's just a matter of how much pruneyness you can stand. 1.3571 0.05076 140 99 32 9
918 You shoulda come clean earlier. 1.3571 0.05076 140 99 32 9
919 The hot water will run out in a minute. 1.3571 0.04869 140 97 36 7
920 Mind if I pull the curtain while I go? 1.3571 0.05275 140 101 28 11
921 It's curtains for you, Louie. 1.3571 0.04763 140 96 38 6
922 Normally we'd throw youse in the river, but things have changed since da Boss started following Greta Thunberg on Twitter. 1.3571 0.05466 140 103 24 13
923 Well, let's see if you're still so tight-lipped once I flush the toilet on ya a few times. 1.3571 0.04310 140 102 30 8
924 Sorry, budget cuts. 1.3571 0.05371 140 102 26 12
925 Sorry about this Mr. Drake, but what with the Covid restrictions, we couldn't get an appointment at the harbor for another 3 weeks, and some of my men are obviously not adapting as well as others. 1.3571 0.05741 140 106 18 16
926 It's this pandemic. We've had to cut corners. 1.3571 0.04485 140 96 39 5
927 It might get colder.. Vince wants to do the dishes.. 1.3571 0.04485 140 98 36 6
928 You need to come clean! 1.3571 0.04763 140 96 38 6
929 It's too long a drive to the lake. 1.3571 0.04974 140 98 34 8
930 OK smart guy, you will be talkin' when the water gets up to your chin. 1.3571 0.05076 140 99 32 9
931 Yeah, it's a pain, but YMCA rules are that if you're using the pool you gotta shower first 1.3571 0.05275 140 101 28 11
932 We don't want scum like you polluting the ocean. 1.3571 0.05371 140 102 26 12
933 No we don't have shampoo 1.3571 0.04542 140 94 42 4
934 And this is how the ‘good cop’ left you? 1.3571 0.05076 140 99 32 9
935 Relocating away from the shore proved to be a bad career move 1.3571 0.05176 140 100 30 10
936 You need me to hold your glasses? 1.3571 0.05076 140 99 32 9
937 I’m giving you one more chance to come clean. 1.3571 0.04869 140 97 36 7
938 We’re just going to wait here until you come clean. 1.3571 0.04542 140 104 26 10
939 Don't Mask, Don't Tell 1.3571 0.04763 140 96 38 6
940 For Jonny the Snake working from home turned out less easy than imagined 1.3571 0.04654 140 95 40 5
941 I see you've got yourself in some hot water again Larry" 1.3566 0.05100 143 102 31 10
942 Maybe it's just me, but I feel much less productive working from home. 1.3566 0.05002 143 101 33 9
943 There’s one more step before the coop board can give its final approval of your request to purchase this apartment. 1.3562 0.05211 146 106 28 12
944 Your mom told me you hate showers. 1.3561 0.05498 132 96 25 11
945 Jello today . . . Cement tomorrow! 1.3561 0.05392 132 95 27 10
946 Okay. I’m gonna ask you one last time—where’s the toilet paper? 1.3561 0.05173 132 93 31 8
947 We’s call this a preview. 1.3551 0.05018 138 97 33 8
948 You’ve got about 10 more seconds to give me a name, punk, before I toss in this here bath bomb and things really get luxurious. 1.3551 0.05224 138 99 29 10
949 The boss says to shower before you swim with the fishes. 1.3543 0.04940 127 87 35 5
950 Its not my idea - we were told to shelter in place! 1.3538 0.05764 130 97 20 13
951 I am pretty sure this isn’t what they had in mind when they called for water boarding 1.3538 0.05445 130 94 26 10
952 Money laundering ain't what it used to be. 1.3538 0.05222 130 92 30 8
953 Well if you're so smart how come you're the one in the bucket? 1.3538 0.05335 130 93 28 9
954 So maybe I didn’t figure this out right. 1.3538 0.05445 130 94 26 10
955 It'll be like this, minus the oxygen. 1.3538 0.05764 130 97 20 13
956 The 'mob'? Naw. I've always been a plumber. 1.3538 0.05335 130 93 28 9
957 This is your last chance to tell me everything you know about the bath bomb. 1.3538 0.05445 130 94 26 10
958 For the last time...how many people are coming for Thanksgiving? 1.3538 0.05222 130 92 30 8
959 I hope you remember this the next time you try and use all the hot water 1.3538 0.05335 130 93 28 9
960 You think I’m stupid? 1.3529 0.05274 136 98 28 10
961 Don't make me mop the floor with ya 1.3529 0.05169 136 97 30 9
962 Since my car broke down on the way to the dock, I had to improvise. 1.3529 0.05063 136 96 32 8
963 stay at home order 1.3529 0.04954 136 95 34 7
964 Use yer imagination, punk. 1.3529 0.05274 136 98 28 10
965 This is punishment for not wearing a facemask." 1.3529 0.05169 136 97 30 9
966 The Boss ordered me to make sure you come clean 1.3529 0.05169 136 97 30 9
967 Yes, I know that we need water softener. 1.3529 0.05169 136 97 30 9
968 You're lucky the new boss is part of the 'kinder, gentler' generation. 1.3529 0.04843 136 94 36 6
969 Before we launder our money, we like to launder our accountants. 1.3529 0.05376 136 99 26 11
970 Because 'Sleepin' with the fishes' has been done to death. 1.3529 0.04843 136 94 36 6
971 Quarantine has had a deleterious effect on my job performance. 1.3529 0.05169 136 97 30 9
972 Well, I'm glad your organisation is respecting lockdown. 1.3529 0.04954 136 95 34 7
973 Why do you think they call me "Johnny the Plumber?" 1.3529 0.04843 136 94 36 6
974 Let me know when you're ready to come clean. 1.3529 0.05169 136 97 30 9
975 It looks like it shower curtains for you. 1.3529 0.04729 136 93 38 5
976 Haven't you heard that grime doesn't pay? 1.3529 0.04612 136 92 40 4
977 President Trump’s lead counsel continues to interview voters in Pennsylvania to root out election fraud. 1.3529 0.05476 136 100 24 12
978 I do mind the smoke though. 1.3529 0.05274 136 98 28 10
979 You can't keep doing this, Rob. Just take the Zoom call and get it over with. 1.3529 0.05274 136 98 28 10
980 You look different from your Tinder picture. 1.3529 0.04954 136 95 34 7
981 Nobody installs a low-flow shower head in my tub and lives to tell about it, see? 1.3525 0.05193 139 100 29 10
982 Man, would I love to get closer than six feet to you. 1.3525 0.04988 139 98 33 8
983 Do you mind smoking outside? 1.3525 0.05292 139 101 27 11
984 Haven't got time for the drip drip drip drip water torture routine. 1.3525 0.05092 139 99 31 9
985 I wouldn't throw my trash in the river 1.3525 0.05092 139 99 31 9
986 Yes, like that, but a bigger body of water 1.3525 0.04988 139 98 33 8
987 Prelude to your swim, kid. 1.3525 0.04882 139 97 35 7
988 They told me, nothing messy. 1.3525 0.02863 139 102 33 4
989 You mess wit us, you sleep wit the duckies. 1.3525 0.04882 139 97 35 7
990 You'll wish you were dead after you see your water bill. 1.3525 0.04988 139 98 33 8
991 Welcome to the kinder, gentler mob..... 1.3525 0.04988 139 98 33 8
992 The boss preferred something more drawn-out and painful, like seeing you try to collect on a water damage claim.” 1.3525 0.05092 139 99 31 9
993 You won't need shampoo. 1.3525 0.05092 139 99 31 9
994 OK, Franken--How DID you get to the Senate?! 1.3525 0.05092 139 99 31 9
995 You're just lucky Big Louie says I gotta work from home, pal! 1.3525 0.04774 139 96 37 6
996 Get the idea? Now talk. 1.3525 0.05292 139 101 27 11
997 If you don't drown soon, we're going to have to shoot you... 1.3525 0.04720 139 103 27 9
998 Because you and I are both COVID quarantined, this was the best I could do. 1.3525 0.04988 139 98 33 8
999 I don’t know who this Archimedes guy is, but he’s next on my list. 1.3525 0.04882 139 97 35 7
1000 OK, that's it. You're gonna sleep with the bathtub scum. 1.3525 0.04882 139 97 35 7
1001 Is this apartment 1A, or 1B? 1.3525 0.04774 139 96 37 6
1002 What happened to the sleeping with fishes part? 1.3525 0.04988 139 98 33 8
1003 Are you ready to come clean or do you need more water? 1.3525 0.04882 139 97 35 7
1004 There’ve been budget cuts 1.3525 0.04774 139 96 37 6
1005 We’d be doing this at the docks if it weren’t for the 10 o’clock curfew. 1.3525 0.04882 139 97 35 7
1006 I don’t think this is how waterboarding works. 1.3525 0.04988 139 98 33 8
1007 Alright, he’s clean 1.3525 0.04882 139 97 35 7
1008 Mr. Trump told us to make it look like a suicide. 1.3516 0.05611 128 94 23 11
1009 You could’ve told me your safe requires facial recognition. 1.3516 0.05387 128 92 27 9
1010 Sing, or you’re sleeping with the dishes. 1.3516 0.05387 128 92 27 9
1011 We sure appreciate you volunteering to help in our training program. 1.3516 0.05272 128 91 29 8
1012 Now I won't get my security deposit back 1.3516 0.05387 128 92 27 9
1013 We're wasting water. That's the real crime. 1.3516 0.05611 128 94 23 11
1014 C’mon ‘bub’, spill it already! My hot water bill is gonna be through the roof! 1.3516 0.05154 128 90 31 7
1015 It's just dirty business. 1.3516 0.05330 128 94 24 10
1016 Sorry, we can’t enjoy sea view and fresh air, the city’s on lockdown. 1.3516 0.05387 128 92 27 9
1017 We don’t use the river no more. We’re going carbon neutral by 2050. 1.3516 0.05272 128 91 29 8
1018 We’re practicing for a kinder, gentler 2021. 1.3507 0.04884 134 93 35 6
1019 One way or another you're gonna' come clean. 1.3500 0.04959 140 99 33 8
1020 Shame if something were to happen to your beautiful bathroom. 1.3497 0.04988 143 102 32 9
1021 I'm telling you for the last time, big shot....you better come clean. 1.3492 0.05203 126 89 30 7
1022 You're just lucky we couldn't find the board. 1.3492 0.05323 126 90 28 8
1023 No, I won't put on a mask. 1.3492 0.05323 126 90 28 8
1024 I got plenty a quarters for the shower meter pal. 1.3492 0.03874 126 92 29 5
1025 This is what it takes for you mother to get you to shower? 1.3492 0.05441 126 91 26 9
1026 Waterboarding isn't what it used to be. 1.3492 0.03791 126 94 26 6
1027 Boy are you unlucky, the last guy got a hot tub. 1.3492 0.05557 126 92 24 10
1028 Looks like it’s shower curtains for you pal! 1.3492 0.05441 126 91 26 9
1029 This is a little tougher to do with you in self-isolation 1.3492 0.05670 126 93 22 11
1030 Sooner or later that cement is gonna harden bucko! 1.3492 0.05441 126 91 26 9
1031 Today’s your lucky day. If there hadn’t been a “Stay At Home” order by the governor, you and your concrete shoes would be in the river. 1.3492 0.05323 126 90 28 8
1032 Ya ready to come clean? 1.3492 0.05781 126 94 20 12
1033 Listen,they told me to perform a clean job. 1.3492 0.05323 126 90 28 8
1034 Nowwill you tell me where your brother Waldo is 1.3492 0.05441 126 91 26 9
1035 Due to safe distancing protocols, this is the closest I can get you to the East River. 1.3492 0.05323 126 90 28 8
1036 Fess up now or you will be sleeping with the, er... shower curtain. 1.3492 0.05670 126 93 22 11
1037 Working from home ain't as easy as it sounds. 1.3492 0.05323 126 90 28 8
1038 Oh, yeah? Wait 'till the water gets cold. 1.3492 0.05203 126 89 30 7
1039 You'll come clean eventually. 1.3492 0.05441 126 91 26 9
1040 I need to rethink my work from home setup. 1.3492 0.05323 126 90 28 8
1041 2020 is not over yet 1.3492 0.05441 126 91 26 9
1042 This is your second warning. Third time it'll be the real thing. 1.3492 0.05557 126 92 24 10
1043 This is a socially distanced offer you can’t refuse. 1.3492 0.05557 126 92 24 10
1044 Wait here, I gotta go pick up some fishes. 1.3485 0.05043 132 93 32 7
1045 Harvard sent us for the money you owe. 1.3485 0.05376 132 96 26 10
1046 Your mom thought this would be the best way to get you to shower and do your laundry. 1.3485 0.05587 132 98 22 12
1047 Yeah. This is my first job. How did you know? 1.3485 0.05376 132 96 26 10
1048 You mind closing your eyes for five minutes? 1.3485 0.05376 132 96 26 10
1049 The suspense will kill you. 1.3485 0.05267 132 95 28 9
1050 The hot water ain’t gonna last forever. 1.3485 0.04808 132 91 36 5
1051 The East River will have to wait for now, kid. Outside without masks will draw the cops. 1.3481 0.05185 135 97 29 9
1052 Not so bad, you say? Wait 'til the hot water runs out. 1.3481 0.05077 135 96 31 8
1053 Next time, no hot water! 1.3481 0.04967 135 95 33 7
1054 That’s not what the boss meant by scrubbing you. 1.3481 0.04967 135 95 33 7
1055 I know, but with the pandemic we can't go to the ocean,OK? 1.3481 0.04855 135 94 35 6
1056 The EPA won't let us do this the right way. 1.3481 0.05291 135 98 27 10
1057 Better come clean, Vinnie; youse in hot water. 1.3481 0.04855 135 94 35 6
1058 Yeah, we rub-a-dub-dubbed out Jimmy last week too. 1.3481 0.05394 135 99 25 11
1059 I said I'm here to help you come clean. 1.3481 0.05185 135 97 29 9
1060 Yous are lucky the pier is closed. 1.3481 0.04967 135 95 33 7
1061 You know the dangers of second-hand smoke, so talk! 1.3481 0.05394 135 99 25 11
1062 Sir, no smoking in here please. 1.3481 0.05496 135 100 23 12
1063 Start talking or I’ll flush the toilet again. 1.3481 0.05291 135 98 27 10
1064 I'm hoping the secondhand smoke kills you. 1.3481 0.05077 135 96 31 8
1065 Come clean, or I'll close the curtain. 1.3481 0.04855 135 94 35 6
1066 I hate having to wack guys who are quarantined. 1.3481 0.05185 135 97 29 9
1067 Look pal, this is the last time I'm going to tell you to come clean. 1.3481 0.04967 135 95 33 7
1068 Don't worry, I'll be back with some conditioner. 1.3481 0.04967 135 95 33 7
1069 Cigarette? 1.3481 0.04855 135 94 35 6
1070 I think we're gonna need a bigger bathtub . . . 1.3481 0.04967 135 95 33 7
1071 We all have to adapt to working from home. 1.3481 0.04855 135 94 35 6
1072 On more time. Covid is.....? 1.3481 0.04967 135 95 33 7
1073 Well, this is what happens to people who call me 'stupid'." 1.3481 0.05185 135 97 29 9
1074 If you admit to counting fake ballots, we bring in the alligators! 1.3481 0.05185 135 97 29 9
1075 Had enough kid, or do I need to bring out the big fluffy towel?” 1.3481 0.05394 135 99 25 11
1076 You’re all washed up in this town. 1.3481 0.05291 135 98 27 10
1077 Who are you and why are you in my shower? 1.3481 0.05394 135 99 25 11
1078 They don't call me "what the hell joe" for nothing. 1.3481 0.04855 135 94 35 6
1079 Just stay there until someone comes up with a good caption 1.3481 0.05291 135 98 27 10
1080 Last chance, Karnacki. Where’s the missing Trump votes? 1.3481 0.04967 135 95 33 7
1081 I would have taken you to the Gowanus but lucky for you it’s after 10 pm. 1.3481 0.05291 135 98 27 10
1082 I'll wait until you confess that you were not eligible to vote in Michigan. 1.3478 0.05310 138 101 26 11
1083 Ok, so maybe I didn't understand the instructions. 1.3468 0.05615 124 91 23 10
1084 What are you doing in my shower. 1.3468 0.05497 124 90 25 9
1085 This is your last chance. Talk, or I make the water tepid. 1.3468 0.05497 124 90 25 9
1086 Talk or I plug the drain. 1.3468 0.05377 124 89 27 8
1087 This ain’t working. Better start flushing the toilet, Tony. 1.3468 0.05377 124 89 27 8
1088 Just wait till the hot water runs out. 1.3459 0.04534 133 90 40 3
1089 I'd take youse to da East River, but da infection rate is over 3% and we're in lockdown again. 1.3459 0.04596 133 98 27 8
1090 It means you’ll sleep with the cockroaches. 1.3459 0.04896 133 93 34 6
1091 Start singing or you’ll be sleeping with the rubber duckies. 1.3459 0.05011 133 94 32 7
1092 I do apologize for exposing you to the second hand smoke 1.3459 0.04658 133 91 38 4
1093 Yeah,genius. That's exactly what I call this. A dry run. 1.3459 0.04779 133 92 36 5
1094 It’d be a shame if your water heater broke. Real shame. 1.3459 0.05124 133 95 30 8
1095 I didn’t mean for it to end up this way, Paulie. I’m serious 1.3453 0.04758 139 97 36 6
1096 Looks like curtains for you." 1.3443 0.05305 122 87 28 7
1097 Maybe that’ll make you sing.” 1.3443 0.05431 122 88 26 8
1098 Any more comments about my smoking, wise guy? 1.3443 0.05431 122 88 26 8
1099 Good thing for you I hate boats. 1.3443 0.05043 122 85 32 5
1100 So you want me to turn up the heat a little, do ya? 1.3443 0.05431 122 88 26 8
1101 How did you know I flunked out of grade school? 1.3443 0.05554 122 89 24 9
1102 You’re lucky I want to retire with a clear conscience, but could you beg for mercy for old times’ sake? 1.3443 0.05909 122 92 18 12
1103 No, last week's foot bath and pedicure was the final warning. 1.3443 0.05675 122 90 22 10
1104 It’s time for you to come clean. 1.3443 0.05043 122 85 32 5
1105 We’re on a budget. 1.3443 0.05675 122 90 22 10
1106 What’s the point? You’ll find out when the tub overflows. My downstairs neighbor is an absolute nightmare. 1.3443 0.05554 122 89 24 9
1107 So, have you worked out how you would escape yet? 1.3443 0.04907 122 84 34 4
1108 I wouldn't worry about the second hand smoke if I were you. 1.3443 0.05675 122 90 22 10
1109 You’re gonna swim with the duckies. 1.3443 0.05175 122 86 30 6
1110 I couldn't get this classified as an essential service so we'll have to make do 1.3443 0.05175 122 86 30 6
1111 I'll take whats behind the other curtain. 1.3443 0.05431 122 90 23 9
1112 And your rubber ducky is history, too. 1.3443 0.05793 122 91 20 11
1113 I hope dis woiks. Da river was froze up. 1.3443 0.05043 122 85 32 5
1114 I have never been in favour of the home office thing. 1.3443 0.05305 122 87 28 7
1115 Tommy’s big brother always ruins Thanksgiving by bringing work home with him.. 1.3443 0.05175 122 86 30 6
1116 Don't worry, I won't flush the toilet. 1.3443 0.04907 122 84 34 4
1117 New Covid protocol. Gotta sanitize all perishables. 1.3443 0.05554 122 89 24 9
1118 The boys at the station said you were in some hot water, but no one knew you were in this deep. 1.3443 0.05909 122 92 18 12
1119 Louie downstairs paid for protection but declined the flood damage premium 1.3443 0.05675 122 90 22 10
1120 The boss said, 'Make him a shower he can't refuse.' 1.3443 0.05554 122 89 24 9
1121 Sing, or your water bill will be off the charts. 1.3443 0.05554 122 89 24 9
1122 So let this be a warning to ya: next time it'll be Super Soakers in the Jersey Pine Barrens. 1.3443 0.05431 122 90 23 9
1123 And don't get any ideas, kid. We removed the bathmat. 1.3443 0.05675 122 90 22 10
1124 a shower is required before a swim. 1.3443 0.05431 122 88 26 8
1125 You’re washed up, bucko. 1.3443 0.05175 122 86 30 6
1126 So at this Thanksgiving dinner, were you sitting six feet apart or not, pal? 1.3443 0.05675 122 90 22 10
1127 Bitcoin, shmitcoin, where’s the toilet paper? 1.3443 0.05305 122 87 28 7
1128 Did you really think I was gonna throw youse off a bridge? I'm not going out there! We got a pandemic on! 1.3443 0.05431 122 88 26 8
1129 « I swear, it looked at lot bigger when I ordered it online. » 1.3443 0.05175 122 86 30 6
1130 You really landed yourself in hot water this time. 1.3443 0.05554 122 89 24 9
1131 So you still say you didn't vote both absentee and provisioal, eh?" 1.3435 0.05607 131 98 21 12
1132 Business gets so complicated with these new environmental laws. 1.3435 0.05171 131 94 29 8
1133 You’re in hot water now, kid. 1.3435 0.05284 131 95 27 9
1134 If you think this is nothing, kid, wait 'til I flush the toilet. 1.3435 0.04819 131 91 35 5
1135 Yeah, the quarantine changes everything. 1.3435 0.05056 131 93 31 7
1136 Sorry; until the stay-at-home order lifts, this is it. 1.3435 0.04939 131 92 33 6
1137 When hitmen work from home. 1.3435 0.05171 131 94 29 8
1138 With all your preexisting conditions this is the best I can do. 1.3435 0.04939 131 92 33 6
1139 Doing my job just hasn’t been the same since quarantine. 1.3435 0.03796 131 101 22 8
1140 Working from home isn't as easy as I thought it would be... 1.3435 0.04695 131 90 37 4
1141 You should be grateful I'm working from home. 1.3435 0.05056 131 93 31 7
1142 EPA regulations prohibit dumping in rivers these days. 1.3435 0.04939 131 92 33 6
1143 Nice try, buddy, but you’re gonna have to come with me. 1.3435 0.05171 131 94 29 8
1144 Talk or I'll put on the high flow shower head. 1.3435 0.05171 131 94 29 8
1145 So Congressman Adams, are you ready yet to reconsider your vote on Low Flow shower heads? 1.3435 0.05501 131 97 23 11
1146 The lemon bergamot was my idea. You’re welcome. 1.3435 0.05056 131 93 31 7
1147 Don't go nowhere, I forgot the fish 1.3435 0.04939 131 92 33 6
1148 You talk, right now, or nobody’s going to wonder “where’s Waldo?” anymore. 1.3435 0.05284 131 95 27 9
1149 The boss told me to make it look like suicide. 1.3435 0.05394 131 96 25 10
1150 You can take this as your last warning. 1.3435 0.04939 131 92 33 6
1151 Tell me one more time, what did you think of my screenplay? 1.3435 0.05284 131 95 27 9
1152 Just “Draining the Swamp” 1.3435 0.05394 131 96 25 10
1153 I told you the water pressure was crap. 1.3435 0.04819 131 91 35 5
1154 So you agree, no more hurricane reporting? 1.3435 0.05284 131 95 27 9
1155 Yeah i dont think this working from home thing works 1.3435 0.04939 131 92 33 6
1156 Pay up or I'll flush. 1.3433 0.04981 134 95 32 7
1157 You think times are tough for you white collar guys? How about us independent contractors?I can’t find a socially distant pier anywhere. 1.3431 0.04797 137 96 35 6
1158 The boss likes to improvise. 1.3423 0.04340 149 102 43 4
1159 From now one you will remember to ALWAYS put the shower curtain inside the tub. 1.3417 0.05487 120 87 25 8
1160 Be ready to sing when I get back, Houdini! 1.3417 0.05225 120 85 29 6
1161 Hell no, I'm not getting you a mask! 1.3417 0.05487 120 87 25 8
1162 Why? Because the town requires a shower before anyone goes into the lake. 1.3417 0.05857 120 90 19 11
1163 Where's the toilet paper? 1.3417 0.05487 120 87 25 8
1164 Let this serve as a warning. 1.3417 0.05736 120 89 21 10
1165 Ya got one last chance to talk before the tub overflows! 1.3417 0.05487 120 87 25 8
1166 You call me a dope! Well, the big boss told me to put you in concrete and in the water. 1.3417 0.05613 120 88 23 9
1167 At least I think he said 'make sure he sleeps with the duckies'" 1.3417 0.05358 120 86 27 7
1168 If ya don’t start singin’ punk, ya gonna force me to bring in more cliches.” 1.3417 0.05613 120 88 23 9
1169 You're a lucky man, Frank. Before the coronavirus, we did this in the East River. 1.3417 0.05358 120 86 27 7
1170 The DIY website said this was the most Covid friendly way to get what we both want. 1.3417 0.05736 120 89 21 10
1171 If you don't start singing, I'm gonna be forced to flush the toilet 1.3413 0.05423 126 92 25 9
1172 Last chance, give me the WIFI password. 1.3411 0.05220 129 93 28 8
1173 They only paid for a mild discomfort job. They just can't stay mad at you. 1.3411 0.05220 129 93 28 8
1174 Now, will you tell me why you voted for Trump? 1.3411 0.05335 129 94 26 9
1175 In times of Covid-19 this is the way to do it. 1.3411 0.05447 129 95 24 10
1176 If you think this is bad, wait’ll you see your water bill. 1.3411 0.05447 129 95 24 10
1177 Besides all that, is the shower pressure okay? 1.3411 0.05220 129 93 28 8
1178 Would you like a loofah? 1.3411 0.05335 129 94 26 9
1179 ...and if you don't start talkin', the next thing is, we flush the toilet. 1.3411 0.05220 129 93 28 8
1180 Start singing. 1.3411 0.05103 129 92 30 7
1181 I keep my hands clean and my victims cleaner. 1.3411 0.04983 129 91 32 6
1182 Don’t make me flush! 1.3411 0.04733 129 89 36 4
1183 I don't know kid, the river's too far, and my car's in the shop. 1.3411 0.04983 129 91 32 6
1184 Mind if I smoke? 1.3411 0.05103 129 92 30 7
1185 Quit belly-aching, kid. You’re lucky I’m lettin’ you off with a warning. 1.3411 0.05557 129 96 22 11
1186 Talk, or you'll swim with the rubber duckies 1.3411 0.05103 129 92 30 7
1187 So this is what they mean by, a riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma. 1.3411 0.05557 129 96 22 11
1188 Looks like you'll be sleeping with the rubber duckies tonight. 1.3411 0.05103 129 92 30 7
1189 All you gotta do is tell us where you hid the votes. That's all. Where are the votes? 1.3411 0.05220 129 93 28 8
1190 Tonight you sleep with the fickle hot water heater. 1.3411 0.05335 129 94 26 9
1191 That is some water pressure. How much is the rent again? 1.3411 0.05103 129 92 30 7
1192 And don’t move until the cement dries. 1.3411 0.05335 129 94 26 9
1193 The fish would rather sleep alone. 1.3411 0.05103 129 92 30 7
1194 Normally you’d be sleeping with the fishes, but I can’t find my mask anywhere 1.3411 0.05447 129 95 24 10
1195 Should’ve just worn the mask 1.3411 0.05447 129 95 24 10
1196 Revenge is a dish best served cold. 1.3411 0.05335 129 94 26 9
1197 2020. 1.3411 0.05447 129 95 24 10
1198 And no, the fish guy from ‘The Shape of Water’ ain’t here to save ya 1.3411 0.05103 129 92 30 7
1199 Good news, they may have a Vaccine 1.3411 0.05043 129 94 27 8
1200 Still not talking, huh? We’ll see once the hot water runs out. 1.3411 0.04859 129 90 34 5
1201 I don't know kid - they told me to give you the cement bath...the shower was my idea" 1.3409 0.05250 132 96 27 9
1202 Looks like you're gonna come clean! 1.3409 0.04967 132 96 28 8
1203 Sorry Buddy but with this quarantining, the best I can do is pruney you to death. 1.3407 0.05580 135 102 20 13
1204 It's what you get for singin'. 1.3407 0.04837 135 95 34 6
1205 Yeah, that's right, once your quarantine is over we head to the river. 1.3406 0.04986 138 99 31 8
1206 Greta Thunberg says hello. 1.3391 0.05778 115 85 21 9
1207 Work from home, they said. What could go wrong, they said. 1.3390 0.05544 118 86 24 8
1208 Wait until you crash into the floor below, that'll wipe the smirk off your face. 1.3390 0.05277 118 84 28 6
1209 Sorry,I didn't know you were in the shower.I only gotta piss.I'll be gone in a sec... 1.3390 0.05544 118 86 24 8
1210 Don’t ever steal your mother’s shampoo, kid. 1.3390 0.05544 118 86 24 8
1211 Once again, what is the secret recipe for your family’s Swedish Christmas Date Cookies! 1.3390 0.05674 118 87 22 9
1212 At least the shower ain't golden 1.3390 0.05674 118 87 22 9
1213 I'm gonna make you a loofah you can't refuse. 1.3390 0.05544 118 86 24 8
1214 It's possible the boss's mention of a bathtub might have been a reference to the east river. 1.3390 0.05674 118 87 22 9
1215 amateurs ... . 1.3390 0.05674 118 87 22 9
1216 We're in quarantine so this is as good as it gets. 1.3390 0.05412 118 85 26 7
1217 Your choice, sing in the shower or end up in the river 1.3390 0.05674 118 87 22 9
1218 Can you prove you put the secret envelope withe your ballot inside the mailing envelope and signed it? 1.3390 0.06044 118 90 16 12
1219 Millennials can’t even waterboard correctly. 1.3390 0.05800 118 88 20 10
1220 Jeez no this isn't a test run 1.3390 0.05800 118 88 20 10
1221 And yer gonna stay there 'til ya come clean! 1.3390 0.05412 118 85 26 7
1222 Budget cuts. 1.3390 0.05674 118 87 22 9
1223 Tonight you sleep with the silverfish. 1.3390 0.05544 118 86 24 8
1224 Be patient. This will take a while. 1.3390 0.05544 118 86 24 8
1225 If this doesn't kill the virus, nothing will. 1.3390 0.05674 118 87 22 9
1226 You're already in the bathroom! 1.3390 0.05544 118 86 24 8
1227 I respect a man who can keep his cool in extenuating circumstances. 1.3390 0.05544 118 86 24 8
1228 How's the fit? 1.3390 0.05674 118 87 22 9
1229 Hey, its the best I can do working from home. 1.3390 0.04995 118 82 32 4
1230 We're working from home now. 1.3390 0.04847 118 81 34 3
1231 Just your luck we're in quarantine... 1.3390 0.05412 118 85 26 7
1232 Hey! Where’s your mask 1.3390 0.05544 118 86 24 8
1233 I’ve always wondered what the “unusual” in cruel and unusual punishment meant. Now I know. 1.3390 0.05277 118 84 28 6
1234 Its not that. I'm just sick of your "dry humor". 1.3390 0.05674 118 87 22 9
1235 That's the last time I send the boss' son to do a job. 1.3390 0.05412 118 85 26 7
1236 Are you comfortable with the water temperature? 1.3390 0.05544 118 86 24 8
1237 Yeah, we used to do this differently...cutbacks are hitting everybody these days. 1.3390 0.05277 118 84 28 6
1238 The soap is behind you. 1.3390 0.05544 118 86 24 8
1239 Lissen, I gotta step out a minute and grab some fishes. Don't go to sleep yet. 1.3390 0.05674 118 87 22 9
1240 I know, it's not the same under quarantine, is it? 1.3390 0.04995 118 82 32 4
1241 Next time you mess with the mob, do it closer to the East River. 1.3390 0.05923 118 89 18 11
1242 For the last time...I swear I don’t know the wifi password 1.3390 0.05923 118 89 18 11
1243 This ‘working remotely’ just ain’t the same. 1.3390 0.05674 118 87 22 9
1244 Mask on or off? 1.3390 0.05800 118 88 20 10
1245 Can I draw the curtain for a minute? I gotta go before I go 1.3390 0.05674 118 87 22 9
1246 We an environmental conscious organization. Keep the water ways clean to help the turtles, ya know? 1.3390 0.05674 118 87 22 9
1247 Listen pal, I'd toss ya in the river like I did with the last guy but the city just announced another stay-at-home order, so this method will have to do. 1.3390 0.05277 118 84 28 6
1248 So, you gonna spill? 1.3387 0.05597 124 92 22 10
1249 You going to talk or do I got to get out the mop? 1.3386 0.05027 127 90 31 6
1250 You're still a rat, but at least you're not dirty. 1.3386 0.05150 127 91 29 7
1251 I asked if you wanted to do this the easy way or the hard way... 1.3386 0.05270 127 92 27 8
1252 Poll-worker de-briefing, MAGA style 1.3386 0.05387 127 93 25 9
1253 I’m working from home but at least I’m still working. 1.3386 0.05027 127 90 31 6
1254 Buddy, you've left us no choice. We told you to wash frequently and stay at home. 1.3386 0.05614 127 95 21 11
1255 Okay, one last time, how do you keep your hair so fluffy! 1.3386 0.04772 127 88 35 4
1256 Sorry pal. Frankie said I gotta stay here til you come clean. 1.3386 0.05150 127 91 29 7
1257 You're tough kid, Twenty minutes in a warm shower and you're still not singing. 1.3386 0.04901 127 89 33 5
1258 I'm no Kevorkian, but your plan seems deeply flawed. 1.3386 0.05270 127 92 27 8
1259 It's never been the same since the Boss hired that former OSHA inspector. 1.3386 0.05614 127 95 21 11
1260 He told me you’ll be in a lot more hot water unless you decertify another 100,000 votes immediately! 1.3386 0.05270 127 92 27 8
1261 Don't make me get the conditioner. 1.3386 0.05502 127 94 23 10
1262 This your first time with the cement overshoes thing? 1.3386 0.05150 127 91 29 7
1263 Ok, pal. Last chance...Tell us where the money is or we close the curtain on you 1.3386 0.05270 127 92 27 8
1264 We're tryna be more environmentally friendly. 1.3386 0.05027 127 90 31 6
1265 So, do you still think chain smoking is simply a sign of weakness? 1.3386 0.05387 127 93 25 9
1266 New lockdown measures required some improvising. 1.3386 0.05150 127 91 29 7
1267 Sorry, the car’s in the shop 1.3386 0.05150 127 91 29 7
1268 (grumble grumble)... non-essential my a**. I can't believe they're making me do this from home 1.3386 0.05614 127 95 21 11
1269 Hey, what’d you expect? the Four Seasons?? 1.3386 0.05387 127 93 25 9
1270 Start talkin' or I'm gonna put on the massage setting. 1.3385 0.05186 130 94 28 8
1271 I just have to say... this is, by far, my favorite role play we've done. 1.3383 0.04878 133 94 33 6
1272 Tell me what I want to know or you'll be sure to lose your security deposit. 1.3383 0.05106 133 96 29 8
1273 This would've been so much easier if you hadn't shit your pants. 1.3363 0.05707 113 83 22 8
1274 I told you, my hands are tied. 1.3362 0.05736 116 86 21 9
1275 You better talk now or I'll pull the plug on you. 1.3362 0.05329 116 83 27 6
1276 They told me my job wasn't suited for home office. But here we are... 1.3362 0.05865 116 87 19 10
1277 You're very lucky the Boss is against river pollution. 1.3362 0.05865 116 87 19 10
1278 You needed to clean up your act. 1.3362 0.05040 116 81 31 4
1279 All we want is the algorithm” 1.3362 0.05604 116 85 23 8
1280 This is the last time I'm gonna ask you, where's the hand sanitizer? 1.3360 0.05321 125 91 26 8
1281 First day of being a goon? 1.3360 0.05199 125 90 28 7
1282 Have fun swimming with the rubber duckies. 1.3360 0.05321 125 91 26 8
1283 Sorry, Tommy, but this is what happens to dirty rats. 1.3360 0.04944 125 88 32 5
1284 That's it. I'm pullin' the plug. 1.3360 0.05321 125 91 26 8
1285 Sorry. The governor closed the beach. 1.3360 0.05199 125 90 28 7
1286 We sold the dinghy, so... 1.3360 0.05321 125 91 26 8
1287 This is just a wet run. 1.3360 0.05073 125 89 30 6
1288 Don't try anything cute. 1.3360 0.05073 125 89 30 6
1289 Consider this payback for putting me on top of your dumbest criminals list. 1.3360 0.05199 125 90 28 7
1290 Sorry, I couldn't afford a boat. 1.3360 0.05199 125 90 28 7
1291 You will sleep with the rubber fishes. 1.3360 0.04812 125 87 34 4
1292 Your Mobster Fantasy ends in exactly ten minutes. Any last requests? 1.3360 0.05199 125 90 28 7
1293 Tough guy, huh? Just wait until someone flushes the downstairs toilet. 1.3360 0.04676 125 91 28 6
1294 Made man? No, I'm just an intern. Why do you ask? 1.3360 0.05199 125 90 28 7
1295 I repotted him, watered him, still nothing 1.3360 0.05441 125 92 24 9
1296 Your downstairs neighbor will soon finish what I began. 1.3360 0.05558 125 93 22 10
1297 I don't scratch nobody's back 1.3360 0.05199 125 90 28 7
1298 I think I see the reason for your clogged bathtub drain. 1.3360 0.05073 125 89 30 6
1299 I won't let you become a dirty crook like your father. 1.3360 0.05673 125 94 20 11
1300 Gimme my money or I leave the shower curtain on the outside of the tub. 1.3360 0.05073 125 89 30 6
1301 The Don's no longer reimbursing for mileage to and from the dock. 1.3360 0.05321 125 91 26 8
1302 Any other last requests? 1.3360 0.05321 125 91 26 8
1303 After this , it’s a shave and a pedicure. 1.3360 0.05199 125 90 28 7
1304 You better speak or you're gonna sleep with the rubber duckies. 1.3360 0.04944 125 88 32 5
1305 I think the rehearsal went well. 1.3360 0.05321 125 91 26 8
1306 I just want the dirt. 1.3360 0.05321 125 91 26 8
1307 Relax. We just need you to test a new brand of concrete. 1.3360 0.05321 125 91 26 8
1308 Don't make me have to get the fishes. 1.3360 0.05558 125 93 22 10
1309 Listen kid, we’re landlocked. Just use your imagination. 1.3360 0.05199 125 90 28 7
1310 the worst remake of Psycho 1.3360 0.05558 125 93 22 10
1311 When I heard you’d found yourself in hot water again, I wasn’t expecting this. 1.3360 0.05321 125 93 23 9
1312 I said no more long hot showers. You didn’t listen though, didn’t you? 1.3360 0.05199 125 90 28 7
1313 It’s my first day... 1.3360 0.05321 125 91 26 8
1314 I better look at the instructions again. 1.3360 0.05199 125 90 28 7
1315 Sorry, it’s my first day. 1.3359 0.04870 128 90 33 5
1316 Alright now tell me, or I make it really cold. 1.3333 0.05496 123 91 23 9
1317 We need a bigger tub 1.3333 0.05374 123 90 25 8
1318 I leave for 15 minutes and this happens 1.3333 0.04988 123 87 31 5
1319 Yeah, go figure. Beauticians and barkeeps can open like normal, but hitmen still got to work from home. 1.3333 0.05248 123 89 27 7
1320 Message from the Board. No loud music past 10 PM. 1.3333 0.05248 123 89 27 7
1321 Are you sure the boss said to give him a *shower* he can't refuse? 1.3333 0.05496 123 91 23 9
1322 No man is an island. 1.3333 0.05248 123 89 27 7
1323 Our oceans are polluted enough 1.3333 0.05120 123 88 29 6
1324 Can't go to the river, I'm under Covid quarantine. 1.3333 0.04988 123 87 31 5
1325 Start talking or it's goodbye rubber ducky. 1.3333 0.04988 123 87 31 5
1326 They said to put you somewhere unexpected. 1.3333 0.05248 123 89 27 7
1327 The boss sent me to plug the leak.” 1.3333 0.05120 123 88 29 6
1328 The syndicate ain’t what it used to be. 1.3333 0.05120 123 88 29 6
1329 Organized-crime-from-home hasn't been perfect, but it's kept my kids out of trouble. 1.3333 0.05248 123 89 27 7
1330 This damn virus 'as got us all workin' from home... 1.3333 0.05248 123 89 27 7
1331 Pfizer or Moderno...and you better get it right this time. 1.3333 0.05496 123 91 23 9
1332 Ya shouldda hired a union plumber. 1.3333 0.05374 123 90 25 8
1333 Trust me, by day 30 you'll wish you were sleeping with the fishes. 1.3333 0.05374 123 90 25 8
1334 Yeah, pretty good thanks. Yourself? 1.3333 0.05248 123 89 27 7
1335 I'm sorry I couldn't dump you in the river but I'm quarantined for another two weeks 1.3333 0.04027 123 88 32 3
1336 Still refreshing your mind? 1.3333 0.04783 123 88 30 5
1337 Alright I’m gonna run to the store. You need anything? 1.3333 0.05404 126 93 24 9
1338 With the lockdown, we couldn't get to the river. 1.3333 0.05248 123 89 27 7
1339 Talk, or you'll be dead in the water. 1.3333 0.04988 123 87 31 5
1340 Curtain open or closed? 1.3333 0.05374 123 90 25 8
1341 See that toilet over there? You better start talkin’, or I’ll start flushing’. 1.3333 0.05120 123 88 29 6
1342 You’re lucky I don’t believe in waterboarding. 1.3333 0.05120 123 88 29 6
1343 This is the best we could do given the renovation work on the pier. 1.3333 0.04988 123 87 31 5
1344 These days, even us wise guys gotta work from home. 1.3333 0.04988 123 87 31 5
1345 No. Nobody said nuttin bout a river 1.3333 0.04713 123 85 35 3
1346 This is a test. It is only a test... 1.3333 0.05496 123 91 23 9
1347 If you don’t start talking I’m going to keep flushing the toilet until you do. 1.3333 0.05248 123 89 27 7
1348 You getting tired of work from home too? 1.3333 0.05496 123 91 23 9
1349 You’re lucky our boat is getting repaired. 1.3333 0.05248 123 89 27 7
1350 When the boss says, “don’t leave your apartment”, he means it. 1.3333 0.05248 123 89 27 7
1351 The boss said to make sure you're all washed up. 1.3333 0.05120 123 88 29 6
1352 What did you expect, the Hudson River? 1.3333 0.04570 123 84 37 2
1353 Consider this a shot across the bow. 1.3333 0.05496 123 91 23 9
1354 I said, hold your breath. 1.3333 0.05496 123 91 23 9
1355 Next, we lather. Then, we repeat. 1.3333 0.05248 123 89 27 7
1356 I told my boss you can't do this job from home. 1.3333 0.04852 123 86 33 4
1357 You’d be swimmin’ with the fishes, but we forgot our masks. 1.3333 0.05496 123 91 23 9
1358 I don't get dry humor. 1.3333 0.04852 123 86 33 4
1359 Tell me now orI'm pulling the plug. 1.3333 0.04570 123 84 37 2
1360 It's just not the same working from home. 1.3333 0.04988 123 87 31 5
1361 How's the temperature? 1.3333 0.05374 123 90 25 8
1362 I really need to rethink this whole work from home thing. 1.3333 0.05120 123 88 29 6
1363 Don’t think you’re gonna shrivel out of this one 1.3333 0.05120 123 88 29 6
1364 Due to the lockdown, we can't take you to the river. 1.3333 0.04988 123 87 31 5
1365 Yes, I did see 'The Shape of Water' but no, you're just not my type. 1.3333 0.05496 123 91 23 9
1366 Sorry. We'll cover the water bill, if that's any comfort. 1.3333 0.04988 123 87 31 5
1367 Talk or you'll lose your security deposit. 1.3333 0.04988 123 87 31 5
1368 So how do you like my late-rent deterrent program?" 1.3333 0.05120 123 88 29 6
1369 Back in the day, there was no 'orientation'. It was strictly sink or swim." 1.3333 0.05120 123 88 29 6
1370 Gotta keep 'em hydrated 1.3333 0.05120 123 88 29 6
1371 Na, we don't do sleeps with the fishes no more. We find that a pruney death sends a better message. 1.3333 0.04421 123 88 31 4
1372 Sorry Tony, accounting didn’t work out. 1.3333 0.04988 123 87 31 5
1373 Start talkin' or I pull the plug.... 1.3333 0.05248 123 89 27 7
1374 Next time you sink. This is just a surprise shower. 1.3333 0.05374 123 90 25 8
1375 Perhaps I didn’t think this through.” 1.3333 0.04988 123 87 31 5
1376 You ready to sleep with the knishes? 1.3333 0.04988 123 87 31 5
1377 So much for the apprentice program. 1.3333 0.05374 123 90 25 8
1378 Da boss says to presoak before planting. 1.3333 0.05616 123 92 21 10
1379 Swimming with the fishes is SO pre-pandemic. 1.3333 0.05248 123 89 27 7
1380 I told you —only “sing” in the shower. 1.3333 0.04852 123 86 33 4
1381 All I know is the Boss says you gotta come clean. 1.3333 0.04988 123 87 31 5
1382 "Why are you wearing your glasses in the shower?" 1.3333 0.05664 114 84 22 8
1383 Well, at least I can work from home. 1.3333 0.05248 123 89 27 7
1384 We're going green, so we've stopped doing river dumps. 1.3333 0.05616 123 92 21 10
1385 So, you gave away the secret family recipe. 1.3333 0.05374 123 90 25 8
1386 Lucky for you this is just a test run. 1.3333 0.04988 123 87 31 5
1387 And if this doesn’t make you spill the beans, we’ll force you to binge watch the last four seasons of White House press briefings. 1.3333 0.05120 123 93 21 9
1388 Now who's in hot water 1.3333 0.05248 123 89 27 7
1389 I knew I would find you in hot water one day, four eyes. 1.3333 0.04988 123 87 31 5
1390 I'm sorry, even organized crime has to work from home. 1.3333 0.05248 123 89 27 7
1391 When this covid thing is over, you and I have a date with a pier. 1.3333 0.04988 123 87 31 5
1392 Smoking is bad for your health. 1.3333 0.05248 123 89 27 7
1393 I strongly recommend, 'Hitman for Dummies'! 1.3333 0.05616 123 92 21 10
1394 It was my plan to dump you in the river. But, ya know... Covid. 1.3333 0.05120 123 88 29 6
1395 That’s just a little taste of what it’s like to sleep with the fishes, capiche? 1.3333 0.05374 123 90 25 8
1396 We call it the new "Killing From Home" COVID-19 policy. 1.3333 0.05374 123 90 25 8
1397 I won't ask again: where is the rest of the toilet paper? 1.3333 0.05496 123 91 23 9
1398 Maybe a good shower will jog your memory... 1.3333 0.05374 123 90 25 8
1399 Tsk, tsk, tsk. All this because you wouldn’t call your mother. 1.3333 0.05248 123 89 27 7
1400 This is your last chance to come clean kid. 1.3333 0.05285 126 92 26 8
1401 No, this doesn't make you part of the gang. 1.3333 0.04852 123 86 33 4
1402 I put a lavender bath bomb in the tub, you know, for relaxation 1.3333 0.04988 123 87 31 5
1403 Look, I’m going to shut the curtain while we talk. Safer for both of us that way. 1.3333 0.05248 123 89 27 7
1404 Lucky for you I woke up feeling whimsical today. 1.3333 0.05248 123 89 27 7
1405 Do I look like a guy who doesn't know what they're doing? 1.3333 0.05120 123 88 29 6
1406 I finally found you Waldo! 1.3333 0.05616 123 92 21 10
1407 Just wait ‘til doze fingers start to prune up - den we’ll see who’s laughin’ 1.3333 0.05120 123 88 29 6
1408 I hate to have to bring my work home, but ya gotta do what ya gotta do 1.3333 0.05120 123 88 29 6
1409 I’ll ask you again: how do I create a Facebook account? 1.3333 0.05120 123 88 29 6
1410 It's 'sleep with the fishes,' Mikey. Not shower. 1.3333 0.04988 123 87 31 5
1411 Work from home dey said. Won’t be no different dey said. 1.3333 0.04852 123 86 33 4
1412 Sleep with the loofas. 1.3333 0.05374 123 90 25 8
1413 Greta will stop sending me when you understand climate change is not fun 1.3333 0.05734 123 93 19 11
1414 The boss asked me to make sure you’re not going to sing. 1.3333 0.04852 123 86 33 4
1415 For the last time: where are the toilet rolls stashed? 1.3333 0.05374 123 90 25 8
1416 You ain’t certifyin’ nothin’ yet, ya hear me? 1.3333 0.05374 123 90 25 8
1417 You have everything you need? 1.3333 0.05664 114 84 22 8
1418 NOW, will you stop counting ballots? 1.3333 0.05120 123 88 29 6
1419 This is still in beta testing. 1.3333 0.05374 123 90 25 8
1420 Da boss tole me to go easy on ya... 1.3333 0.05374 123 90 25 8
1421 Yeah, just a reminder that a rising tide don't lift all boats. 1.3306 0.05337 124 91 25 8
1422 What do the polls say about your chances now, genius? 1.3306 0.05033 121 86 30 5
1423 Just for market research purposes, would you have liked a gag too? 1.3306 0.05553 121 90 22 9
1424 Mob climate accord. You got any idea of the carbon footprint involved in driving cement shoes off the docks? 1.3306 0.05428 121 89 24 8
1425 Don't complain Pal. The last guy we did got it at a lawn sprinkler in Westchester. 1.3306 0.05033 121 86 30 5
1426 Dangerous but inept 1.3306 0.05168 121 87 28 6
1427 Waldo's dream #734. 1.3306 0.05168 121 87 28 6
1428 This is what happens when you cross us in a landlocked city. 1.3306 0.05299 121 88 26 7
1429 If you open your mouth and look into the water it will really speed this up 1.3306 0.04894 121 85 32 4
1430 Do you think this is bad? Soon you’ll have to re-tile the entire bathroom 1.3306 0.05299 121 88 26 7
1431 Do you want a last cigarette? 1.3306 0.04894 121 85 32 4
1432 This is only a test. 1.3306 0.05299 121 88 26 7
1433 Okay, you get it now? Next time you pull any funny business, the tub is going to be a little deeper. 1.3306 0.05299 121 88 26 7
1434 Next time my daughter asks you to do something, just say “yes, dear.” 1.3306 0.05033 121 86 30 5
1435 We ran out of boards... 1.3306 0.05033 121 86 30 5
1436 We couldn't find a short pier, so we're skipping the long walk. 1.3306 0.05033 121 86 30 5
1437 Wouldn’t it have been easier if you’d falsified the vote like the President asked? 1.3306 0.05428 121 89 24 8
1438 I’ll ask you one more time, where are the rest of the ballots? 1.3306 0.05796 121 92 18 11
1439 This is your last chance. Vote to overturn the canvassing board, or we fill the tub completely. 1.3306 0.05428 121 89 24 8
1440 Now that I'm a salaried employee, I can't deduct my mileage. And that pier ain't close. 1.3306 0.05168 121 87 28 6
1441 OK, technically it's not a play, but curtains still means it's over, period. 1.3306 0.05299 121 88 26 7
1442 Your agoraphobia is really going to complicate things. 1.3306 0.04894 121 85 32 4
1443 Ah good job...you stayed right where I left ya 1.3306 0.05428 121 89 24 8
1444 Four Eyed Jerry sleeps with the rubber duckies 1.3306 0.05428 121 89 24 8
1445 My job has a great Whack from Home policy. 1.3306 0.05428 121 89 24 8
1446 Sorry kid, boss says I have tah show you’s the ropes and get ya feet wet 1st. 1.3306 0.05676 121 91 20 10
1447 Now tell me the password before the hot water runs out! 1.3306 0.05168 121 87 28 6
1448 This is just a warning. Next time it'll be on the pulse setting. 1.3277 0.05217 119 86 27 6
1449 Not only did I mix cliches, I forgot the fishes 1.3277 0.05483 119 88 23 8
1450 Make one wrong move and you'll be sleeping with the rubber duckies 1.3277 0.05483 119 88 23 8
1451 Michigan state GOP senator contemplates his choices. 1.3277 0.05352 119 87 25 7
1452 Your gonna sleep with the loofahs. 1.3277 0.05737 119 90 19 10
1453 Come on tell me where you put those ballots 1.3250 0.05314 120 88 25 7
1454 You’re wasting water, you know. 1.3248 0.05540 117 87 22 8
1455 Eureka, my ass. 1.3248 0.05406 117 86 24 7
1456 I'll let you go...under one conditioner 1.3248 0.05126 117 84 28 5
1457 Youse Want conditioner? 1.3248 0.05406 117 86 24 7
1458 Shudda worn that mask, Bud. 1.3248 0.05406 117 86 24 7
1459 You'se goin' swimming with the rubber duckies 1.3248 0.05540 117 87 22 8
1460 Well I used to be a caption writer for the New Yorker, but now they crowd source them from instagram. 1.3248 0.05672 117 88 20 9
1461 The Boss put the kibosh on non-essential travel. 1.3241 0.05708 108 80 21 7
1462 I got good news! Trump commuted your sentence! 1.3241 0.05708 108 80 21 7
1463 You ready to talk? 1.3241 0.05234 108 77 27 4
1464 Save me some hot water 1.3241 0.05555 108 79 23 6
1465 If yo can pull a Houdini, the job’s yours. 1.3241 0.05555 108 79 23 6
1466 Yep, it’s a clog. 1.3241 0.06004 108 82 17 9
1467 At least close the curtain 1.3241 0.05555 108 79 23 6
1468 Ever since Luca Brasi went swimming, the fish have demanded we sort and thoroughly clean everything first. 1.3241 0.05708 108 80 21 7
1469 Buddy, this is just a practice run. 1.3241 0.05066 108 76 29 3
1470 I thought I'd try this way because I get real seasick when I'm on a boat,but I can see that this is not going to work. 1.3241 0.05555 108 79 23 6
1471 Don't worry about it; the guy on the first floor will finish the job. 1.3241 0.06004 108 82 17 9
1472 Just don't tell the Don. I get seasick. 1.3241 0.04712 108 74 33 1
1473 I'm the cleaner. 1.3241 0.05234 108 77 27 4
1474 Someday, and that day may never come, I will call upon you to return the favor. 1.3241 0.05555 108 79 23 6
1475 Because this is Las Vegas. Ain't no deep water anywhere close. 1.3241 0.05708 108 80 21 7
1476 You’re gonna swim with the yellow rubber duckies 1.3241 0.05234 108 77 27 4
1477 Hey wait a minute, I thought you told me this would save time. 1.3241 0.05708 108 80 21 7
1478 Coivd, ya know? We can't risk taking your down to the river, so this will have to do. 1.3241 0.05858 108 81 19 8
1479 Waddya mean, you think I have a pea brain. I’m throwing in the hairdryer next. 1.3241 0.05397 108 78 25 5
1480 I want to make sure you're clean before I throw you in the ocean. It's an environmental thing. 1.3241 0.05555 108 79 23 6
1481 You sure you want to stick with that, "this is a smoke free bathroom" malarkey? 1.3241 0.06146 108 83 15 10
1482 Yer lucky punk! Boss says we aint using the dock until there is a vaccine. 1.3241 0.06004 108 82 17 9
1483 You don't need to worry about second hand smoke 1.3241 0.05708 108 80 21 7
1484 For the last time, tell us what you know or we turn on the cold water 1.3241 0.05397 108 78 25 5
1485 Harry Hou? 1.3241 0.05708 108 80 21 7
1486 The guy downstairs just finished putting in new carpet. When he finds out this is all your own fault, he’s gonna kill you.” Paul Vitello, Roslyn Heights, N.Y 1.3241 0.05397 108 78 25 5
1487 The renters downstairs will take a hot shower anytime. 1.3241 0.05555 108 79 23 6
1488 I was like you once. 1.3241 0.05858 108 81 19 8
1489 The boss says we’re working from home so for now you’re sleepin’ with the rubber duckies 1.3241 0.05858 108 81 19 8
1490 If you don’t start talking we’ll be forced to pull the plug. 1.3241 0.05397 108 78 25 5
1491 That’s for ordering pineapple on the pizza. 1.3241 0.05858 108 81 19 8
1492 i should have given at least the law of physics a chance 1.3241 0.05858 108 81 19 8
1493 We’re in lockdown. It’s the best I can do. 1.3241 0.05555 108 79 23 6
1494 You have one last chance to tell me the truth, do you have allergies or are you infected with COVID? 1.3241 0.05708 108 80 21 7
1495 One of Poe’s early drafts, The tell tale tub. 1.3241 0.06004 108 82 17 9
1496 Relax, just a few more exercises and we'll clear you to be a poll worker. 1.3241 0.05708 108 80 21 7
1497 It’s my signature clean getaway... 1.3241 0.05397 108 78 25 5
1498 I didn’t want to have to do this, but you haven’t showered in days, boss. 1.3228 0.05230 127 94 25 8
1499 The governor said we’ll be “safer at home.” 1.3220 0.05630 118 89 20 9
1500 Sir, could you put out the cigarette? That might actually kill me. 1.3217 0.05599 115 86 21 8
1501 whadaya gonna do, it's the new normal 1.3217 0.05319 115 84 25 6
1502 So the boss says, "Eddie, you gotta work from home until things settle down." 1.3217 0.05461 115 85 23 7
1503 Environmental laws prevent us from making you sleep with the fishes. 1.3217 0.05461 115 85 23 7
1504 consida dis jus' a DRY RUN.......ya get it? 1.3217 0.05461 115 85 23 7
1505 My guy Trump is right. You’d be dead by now if there was decent water pressure. 1.3217 0.05667 115 89 16 10
1506 Looks like you’ll be sleeping with the rubber duckies tonight, pal. 1.3217 0.05024 115 82 29 4
1507 I thought I told them to pull the plug on you. 1.3217 0.04870 115 81 31 3
1508 The Boss says we can't pollute the East River anymore.. 1.3217 0.04870 115 81 31 3
1509 Look, there's no large body of water around here...so we'll just have to wait 'til you catch a bad cold. 1.3217 0.05024 115 82 29 4
1510 Don't mind me, I've gotta take a shit. 1.3217 0.05733 115 87 19 9
1511 From a public health standpoint, it's safer than the East River." 1.3217 0.05174 115 83 27 5
1512 You got change for a dollar? I need to feed the parking meter. 1.3217 0.05319 115 84 25 6
1513 Change your Yelp review or the plumbing estimate will triple" 1.3217 0.05319 115 84 25 6
1514 So,how does it feel to be water bored? 1.3217 0.05024 115 82 29 4
1515 Don't go anywhere, ya hear me? 1.3217 0.05174 115 83 27 5
1516 Are you gonna come clean, or do I need to break out the soap? 1.3217 0.05599 115 86 21 8
1517 Start talking or I flush. 1.3217 0.05319 115 84 25 6
1518 If you don't start spilling the beans soon, we're going to be in big trouble with the landlady downstairs. 1.3217 0.05319 115 84 25 6
1519 Ya got yer six feet. Lucky don't do masks. 1.3217 0.05865 115 88 17 10
1520 Let’s just say that you better not forget her birthday. 1.3217 0.05024 115 82 29 4
1521 Is the temperature ok? 1.3217 0.05733 115 87 19 9
1522 Believe me, son - my father did it to me and it stopped me masturbating! 1.3217 0.05174 115 83 27 5
1523 I hope you're not in a hurry. 1.3217 0.05599 115 86 21 8
1524 Listen, Buddy. I’m just a plumber. What you need is a therapist. 1.3217 0.05865 115 88 17 10
1525 The boss says that this is all we can do with the new health restrictions. 1.3217 0.05174 115 83 27 5
1526 This do it yourself gangster kit really isn’t what I expected. 1.3217 0.05174 115 83 27 5
1527 ...nobody ever reads the small print online. 1.3217 0.05599 115 86 21 8
1528 Mr. Trump will stop at nothing to prevent Democrats from voting. 1.3217 0.05174 115 83 27 5
1529 Don't judge me... we're in Iowa. 1.3217 0.05599 115 86 21 8
1530 We're 100 miles away from the sea, this will have to do. 1.3217 0.05319 115 84 25 6
1531 none of this would have been necessary if you just put a mask on ! 1.3217 0.05461 115 85 23 7
1532 Rehearsal's over. Get in the trunk. 1.3217 0.05100 115 85 24 6
1533 Are you here to fix the leak? 1.3217 0.04870 115 81 31 3
1534 Da boss is an ecologist and don't wanna pollute da bay. 1.3217 0.05174 115 83 27 5
1535 Look, he is a new guy! He got the instructions messed up, sorry. 1.3217 0.05599 115 86 21 8
1536 You're lucky my Uber never showed up. 1.3217 0.05461 115 85 23 7
1537 Since you're in my shower, mister wise guy, who did I just wrap in bedsheets and drop in the harbor? 1.3217 0.05024 115 82 29 4
1538 Think of this the next time you forget to wash your hands in pandemic! 1.3217 0.05461 115 85 23 7
1539 If I were you, I’d start talking. You don’t look like the type who would buy water damage insurance. 1.3217 0.05599 115 86 21 8
1540 OK, enough messin’ around; either you start talkin’ or that toilet over there starts flushin’ 1.3217 0.05319 115 84 25 6
1541 In these times, we’ve had to make some cut backs. 1.3217 0.05024 115 82 29 4
1542 I’m going to the deli. Want anything? 1.3217 0.05733 115 87 19 9
1543 Reluctantly granting his last wishes before swimming with the fishes 1.3217 0.05599 115 86 21 8
1544 No, I don’t have a mask so this will do 1.3217 0.05461 115 85 23 7
1545 Time for you to sleep with the rubber duckies. 1.3208 0.05453 106 77 24 5
1546 Sometimes it's just easier not to dump them in the river. 1.3208 0.05370 106 79 21 6
1547 Making cement great again. 1.3208 0.06076 106 81 16 9
1548 I'll be back with the fishes. 1.3208 0.05773 106 79 20 7
1549 Enjoy sleeping with the rubber duckies 1.3208 0.05773 106 79 20 7
1550 Governor closed the pier until cases trend back down. 1.3208 0.05453 106 77 24 5
1551 It's called working from home, wise guy. 1.3208 0.05286 106 76 26 4
1552 You're lucky you don't owe Putin $400 million! 1.3208 0.05773 106 79 20 7
1553 Okay, are you going to come clean now. 1.3208 0.05113 106 75 28 3
1554 Nope, I still wanna smoke. 1.3208 0.05773 106 79 20 7
1555 Black, please. No sugar. 1.3208 0.05615 106 81 18 7
1556 You are now living the first chapter from "The Art of the Deal II". 1.3208 0.06076 106 81 16 9
1557 Boss must not have seen the state of the East River lately. I'm a killer not a sadist. 1.3208 0.06076 106 81 16 9
1558 We’re sending you to sleep with the rubber duckies 1.3208 0.05773 106 79 20 7
1559 Maybe next time we say, ‘Wash. Rinse. Repeat.’ Youse’ll know we mean bidness. 1.3208 0.05927 106 80 18 8
1560 Now will you fill out that voter fraud affidavit? 1.3208 0.05615 106 78 22 6
1561 Be glad you live in Arizona. 1.3208 0.05615 106 78 22 6
1562 You're lucky it's a beta test. 1.3208 0.05453 106 77 24 5
1563 No,my mother did not raise any dummies but if she did it was my brother. 1.3208 0.05453 106 77 24 5
1564 I’m Alive but I’m dead 1.3208 0.05773 106 79 20 7
1565 Couldn't find a board so I'm watertubbing you until you tell me where you put the doe! 1.3208 0.05773 106 79 20 7
1566 Hey... you get out of there. 1.3208 0.05773 106 79 20 7
1567 The stimulus was signed and the rent was paid. Benny is coming up with the jack-hammer. 1.3208 0.05615 106 78 22 6
1568 Management respectfully reminds you to shower before you swim. 1.3208 0.05286 106 76 26 4
1569 If this doesn’t make you talk you’re getting buried in the cat box. 1.3208 0.05773 106 79 20 7
1570 What can I say? Your my first target from a land-locked state. 1.3208 0.05615 106 78 22 6
1571 This is definitely extra unordinary rendition. 1.3208 0.05615 106 78 22 6
1572 the boat ain't runnin' but you get the general idea 1.3208 0.05773 106 79 20 7
1573 We can do this all night. 1.3208 0.05453 106 77 24 5
1574 Get out of there, you're using all the hot water. 1.3208 0.05927 106 80 18 8
1575 Working from home is getting old. 1.3208 0.05615 106 78 22 6
1576 I told you you will get into hot water... 1.3208 0.05615 106 78 22 6
1577 Clearly an "inside job", Mr. Gates. 1.3208 0.05453 106 77 24 5
1578 It’s curtains for you, Waldo. No more hiding. 1.3208 0.05453 106 77 24 5
1579 We told youse not to pair the checkerboard tile with the clawfoot tub 1.3208 0.05927 106 80 18 8
1580 You'll be sleeping with the rubber duckies anyway. 1.3208 0.05773 106 79 20 7
1581 And to top it all you'll have exorbiant utility bills to pay by the time they find you." 1.3208 0.05453 106 77 24 5
1582 No, You're in hot water mister! 1.3208 0.05286 106 76 26 4
1583 So we will untie you and have you vote again 1.3208 0.05615 106 78 22 6
1584 Next time it won't be showering with the fishes. 1.3208 0.05453 106 77 24 5
1585 Times up. Do I plug you or unplug you? 1.3208 0.06076 106 81 16 9
1586 You can let yourself out. 1.3208 0.05615 106 78 22 6
1587 Well, you get the idea. 1.3208 0.05113 106 75 28 3
1588 Now do you understand how displacement works 1.3208 0.05615 106 78 22 6
1589 Now you're really in hot water 1.3208 0.05615 106 78 22 6
1590 I never knew certifying ballots was so dangerous a job. 1.3208 0.05615 106 78 22 6
1591 I hope youse don't make me resort to the rubber ducky!" 1.3190 0.05281 116 85 25 6
1592 Give it time. 1.3190 0.05281 116 85 25 6
1593 No, I won't warm it up just a skosh. 1.3190 0.04836 116 82 31 3
1594 The embarrassing part is being found in the downstairs apartment after the kitchen ceiling collapses. 1.3190 0.05421 116 86 23 7
1595 The last wise guy had to replace the floor and the vanity. 1.3190 0.05281 116 85 25 6
1596 Start talking or I’m getting the loofah. 1.3190 0.04836 116 82 31 3
1597 This is how they taught me at good old Trump U. 1.3190 0.05948 116 90 15 11
1598 We're going to find out if this shampoo really is "tear-free". 1.3190 0.04836 116 82 31 3
1599 COVID lockdowns affect our business, too. Pretend you’re drowning, please. 1.3190 0.05281 116 85 25 6
1600 Are you ready to come clean, kiddo? 1.3186 0.05070 113 81 28 4
1601 It's prune hands for you buddy. Prune hands. 1.3186 0.05518 113 84 22 7
1602 I didn’t think it through. 1.3186 0.05070 113 81 28 4
1603 I refuse to concede. 1.3186 0.05932 113 87 16 10
1604 I don't like it any more than you do, kid. 1.3186 0.05518 113 84 22 7
1605 You're lucky I'm just in training. 1.3186 0.05373 113 83 24 6
1606 We thank you for your patience as we transition to our new normal. 1.3186 0.05070 113 81 28 4
1607 Where'd ya stash the dough? This is your last chance to come clean. 1.3186 0.05223 113 82 26 5
1608 Lucky for you we gotta follow OSHA guidelines now. 1.3186 0.05223 113 82 26 5
1609 Next time it'll be in the above-ground pool. Fauci's orders. 1.3186 0.05659 113 85 20 8
1610 This is only phase I 1.3186 0.05518 113 84 22 7
1611 Some jobs you just can't do from home. 1.3186 0.05070 113 81 28 4
1612 You'll be sleepin' with the duckie, see? 1.3186 0.05659 113 85 20 8
1613 You'll give in soon -- it's a low-flow shower head. 1.3186 0.05373 113 83 24 6
1614 Okay, so we'll just call this a warning." 1.3186 0.05518 113 84 22 7
1615 Stop whining, what do I know about running a spa? 1.3186 0.05373 113 83 24 6
1616 Different offense, different punishment but the thought is still there. 1.3186 0.05373 113 83 24 6
1617 It’s the best we could do under lockdown 1.3186 0.05659 113 85 20 8
1618 Okay, you get one more chance to come clean. 1.3186 0.05518 113 84 22 7
1619 This is the best I can do under quarantine. 1.3186 0.05659 113 85 20 8
1620 Sure,working from home can be a challenge, but I don’t miss that commute to the pier every night. 1.3186 0.04912 113 80 30 3
1621 Were supposed to be working remotely, so it'll have to do. 1.3186 0.05659 113 85 20 8
1622 This is just foreshadowing 1.3186 0.05518 113 84 22 7
1623 I guess I better watch that How-to-Waterboard video again.... 1.3186 0.05518 113 84 22 7
1624 Lemme get this straight. Cheeseburger and rings...ice tea. Whaddya want on the burger? 1.3186 0.05518 113 84 22 7
1625 If it weren't for budget cuts... 1.3186 0.05070 113 81 28 4
1626 It's for Instagram. I'll throw you in the river after it posts. 1.3186 0.05223 113 82 26 5
1627 If this doesn’t do it, second-hand smoke will. 1.3186 0.05518 113 84 22 7
1628 You’re in hot water now, but in few minutes you’ll be singing’ like a penguin! 1.3186 0.05797 113 86 18 9
1629 We call this the "climate change" torture. 1.3186 0.05223 113 82 26 5
1630 You're going to come clean one way or another. 1.3186 0.05373 113 83 24 6
1631 I'm a contract killer. You're an accountant. Don't tell me how to handle work-at-home. 1.3186 0.05518 113 84 22 7
1632 I couldn't get us a reservation at the pier, I guess they stopped taking drop-ins 1.3186 0.05659 113 85 20 8
1633 These low-flow showerheads just can't compare with the real thing. 1.3186 0.05518 113 84 22 7
1634 I'm too old for this sh*t. 1.3186 0.05659 113 85 20 8
1635 Dis is da best we can do wid da covid an' all. And no fishies. 1.3186 0.05797 113 86 18 9
1636 Hmmm...there might be something to that 'foresight' thing. 1.3186 0.05373 113 83 24 6
1637 Contrary to what you might be thinking, Mr. Bookkeeper, things are gunna get real dirty from here... 1.3186 0.05373 113 83 24 6
1638 this went faster before "shelter in place" 1.3186 0.05223 113 82 26 5
1639 Now comes the cement rubber ducky. 1.3186 0.05659 113 85 20 8
1640 Trump's crack legal team takes charge. 1.3186 0.06192 113 89 12 12
1641 We don't like to do things this way, but they closed the harbor back up with this spike in cases. 1.3186 0.05223 113 82 26 5
1642 No, no, no. You’ve got it all wrong... It’s called “enhanced interrogation” these days. 1.3186 0.05373 113 83 24 6
1643 The Soap-ranos 1.3186 0.05518 113 84 22 7
1644 Da' big boss said 'dat da' East River was too good for you! 1.3186 0.05518 113 84 22 7
1645 Rope, concrete shoes, plenty of water.... I'm forgetting something.... 1.3186 0.05070 113 81 28 4
1646 In case there's a shower before swimming sign. 1.3186 0.05223 113 82 26 5
1647 Don’t get yer hopes up pal, this is just a practice run 1.3186 0.05373 113 83 24 6
1648 Just going out for some smokes. Can I get you anything? 1.3186 0.04312 113 84 25 4
1649 Next time it'll be the ocean ! 1.3186 0.05518 113 84 22 7
1650 Sorry, our borough has quite hard water. 1.3186 0.05223 113 82 26 5
1651 You realize the water damage you’re doing to my apartment? 1.3186 0.05373 113 83 24 6
1652 Maybe I should rethink this. 1.3186 0.05518 113 84 22 7
1653 Don't worry, I'm maintaining 6 feet of separation for your protection. 1.3186 0.05659 113 85 20 8
1654 We warned you what would happen if you started singing. 1.3186 0.05223 113 82 26 5
1655 Be sure you don't let the water run over the tub...the people downstairs are big complainers 1.3186 0.05373 113 83 24 6
1656 You can sleep with the rubber duckies. 1.3186 0.05373 113 83 24 6
1657 This is what we do to people who only tell half truths. 1.3186 0.06063 113 88 14 11
1658 Yeah, well, it's still experimental. 1.3186 0.05518 113 84 22 7
1659 Next time it’s cold water. 1.3186 0.05070 113 81 28 4
1660 Bobby the Bull quickly realized that his “warning” was ineffective. 1.3186 0.05518 113 84 22 7
1661 Well, hmmmm. I captured him, tied him up, gave him cement shoes and dumped him in water in the rain. What am I missing? 1.3186 0.05797 113 86 18 9
1662 Boss says work from home, so here we are... 1.3186 0.05070 113 81 28 4
1663 Cuz da boss sez he wants a clean kill, dat’s why. 1.3186 0.05518 113 84 22 7
1664 You really shouldn't smoke indoors. 1.3186 0.05070 113 81 28 4
1665 So, Mr. Smartypants physics professor, let's see how much water you actually do displace. 1.3186 0.05223 113 82 26 5
1666 Yeah, well Rocky, see, he's on this sustainability thing, doesn't want us pollutin' the East River no more. 1.3186 0.05659 113 85 20 8
1667 Once quarantine is over, we’ll drop you in the river for real. How’s the temperature? Need anything? 1.3186 0.05070 113 81 28 4
1668 Do you think you can make it look like an accident? 1.3186 0.05518 113 84 22 7
1669 And now, if you'll excuse me, I intend to make a clean getaway. 1.3186 0.05518 113 84 22 7
1670 If you don't come clean, at least you'll be clean. 1.3186 0.05223 113 82 26 5
1671 You're a little early to investigate my suicide sir 1.3186 0.05932 113 87 16 10
1672 I ain’t gonna put the fishes at risk 1.3186 0.05373 113 83 24 6
1673 I’m still figuring out how to work from home without proper equipment. 1.3186 0.05518 113 84 22 7
1674 Oh you’ll talk when I turn it up to “girlfriend temperature.” 1.3186 0.05518 113 84 22 7
1675 This TikTok better go viral 1.3186 0.05373 113 83 24 6
1676 The whole syndicate has to work from home until further notice, but you get the picture. 1.3186 0.05070 113 81 28 4
1677 Hey, even I've had to start working from home. 1.3186 0.05070 113 81 28 4
1678 You’re gonna swim with the silverfishes, pal. 1.3186 0.05223 113 82 26 5
1679 I figure this way you’ll have time to think about what you’ve done... 1.3186 0.05659 113 85 20 8
1680 No, we’re with the Head and Shoulders brand loyalty department. 1.3186 0.05373 113 83 24 6
1681 The job's just not as fun anymore. 1.3186 0.05518 113 84 22 7
1682 Rent was due on the first, Bobby. 1.3186 0.05659 113 85 20 8
1683 Surely you have to pee by now. 1.3186 0.05518 113 84 22 7
1684 Noir just isn’t what it used to be 1.3186 0.05373 113 83 24 6
1685 You’re so undesirable that even the fish didn’t want to sleep with you. 1.3186 0.05373 113 83 24 6
1686 Is it ok if I smoke in here? 1.3186 0.05373 113 85 21 7
1687 I thought I told you I don't play by the rules. 1.3178 0.05245 107 77 26 4
1688 We are testing out some new ways of cementing 2020 into people’s minds. Hydraulic seems to be working the best. 1.3178 0.05727 107 80 20 7
1689 Well, Jerome, are you going to give me mother's recipe for cream puffs? 1.3173 0.05997 104 79 17 8
1690 All right, then. We'll do this the hard way. 1.3162 0.05381 117 87 23 7
1691 Nice tub. Looks vintage. 1.3158 0.05185 114 83 26 5
1692 Time to sleep with the rubber duckies! 1.3154 0.04888 130 95 29 6
1693 You're gonna sleep with the rubber duckies. 1.3153 0.05274 111 81 25 5
1694 This is part of the immersion process. 1.3153 0.05274 111 81 25 5
1695 Normally we'd be doing this in the East River but since the virus quarantine we'll have to make do with your apartment. 1.3153 0.05576 111 83 21 7
1696 You’d better start talking before all your carpets are ruined. 1.3153 0.05576 111 83 21 7
1697 The moment you nod off, I release the goldfish. 1.3153 0.05427 111 82 23 6
1698 Tough luck, kid. I took course in Intimidation and Revenge at Trump University. 1.3153 0.05862 111 85 17 9
1699 We have ways of making you testify the election was fixed. 1.3153 0.05721 111 84 19 8
1700 'We have ways to make you look ridiculous.' 1.3153 0.05274 111 81 25 5
1701 We wouldn't be here if you'd just printed your name in the upper right hand corner, as the nice teacher asked. 1.3153 0.05576 111 83 21 7
1702 They say my work style is heavily influenced by Alfred Hitchcock. 1.3153 0.05427 111 82 23 6
1703 It's your lucky day—the river is frozen solid. The bad news? Your water heater is really small. 1.3153 0.05427 111 82 23 6
1704 We're transferring you to Shawshank, although I doubt you'll find much redemption there. 1.3153 0.05274 111 81 25 5
1705 Waterboarding is child's play...this is called the 'Shower' 1.3153 0.05116 111 80 27 4
1706 Normally we would drop you in the river - but these damn Covid restrictions are hampering us. 1.3153 0.05576 111 83 21 7
1707 My men are idiots. Sorry about that. 1.3153 0.04954 111 79 29 3
1708 Mom says I don't have what it takes for this business but I think she'd agree you're pretty uncomfortable right now. 1.3153 0.05721 111 84 19 8
1709 Talk! Or mold! 1.3153 0.05721 111 84 19 8
1710 I hope you are ready for some medium tough questioning. 1.3153 0.04786 111 78 31 2
1711 Yeah, I was here to see the apartment - I heard there was going to be a vacancy soon... 1.3153 0.05274 111 81 25 5
1712 I long for the good old days; evidently, now there are showers required before we can dump you in the ocean. 1.3153 0.05721 111 84 19 8
1713 You had to pick the hard way. 1.3153 0.05274 111 81 25 5
1714 This will send a message. A safe, socially responsible message. 1.3153 0.05721 111 84 19 8
1715 Swim with the rubber ducks. 1.3153 0.05576 111 83 21 7
1716 She always asked you to put the seat down. Maybe now you’ll understand why. 1.3153 0.05721 111 84 19 8
1717 Toenail fungus is the least of your problems. 1.3153 0.05274 111 81 25 5
1718 Now that is ridiculous, no one is going to cut your dick off. 1.3153 0.05576 111 83 21 7
1719 You forgot your anniversary too, ehh? 1.3153 0.05274 111 81 25 5
1720 You smelled. 1.3153 0.05427 111 82 23 6
1721 The real torture starts when you see how much rent you're paying for it. 1.3153 0.04954 111 79 29 3
1722 Right now, you're probably thinking, 'How long will I have hot water?' 1.3153 0.05427 111 82 23 6
1723 'Dis is just a taste of what'll happen if you don't let my kid copy your homework. 1.3153 0.05721 111 84 19 8
1724 It's city water, so the lead poisoning should do the trick in no time. 1.3153 0.05427 111 82 23 6
1725 Bain-maries are a sissy-fuss torture. We need a more concrete solution. 1.3153 0.05427 111 82 23 6
1726 1. "So you say that you're a Mafia assassin intern?" 1.3153 0.05427 111 82 23 6
1727 The boss said: 'Concrete feet and into the water! '. I must be missing something! 1.3153 0.05576 111 83 21 7
1728 I told them to ice you not put you in ice 1.3153 0.05576 111 83 21 7
1729 Next time we won’t stop at wrinkles, pal. 1.3153 0.05576 111 83 21 7
1730 Alright wise guy, you'd better talk now or else ... it's the jacuzzi next! 1.3153 0.05427 111 82 23 6
1731 So I says to The Boss, "Boss - if we're gonna keep working from home you gotta reimburse us for WiFi!" 1.3153 0.05274 111 81 25 5
1732 Yeah, Well, your water bill will be a killer 1.3153 0.05274 111 81 25 5
1733 You're lucky, the boss believes in reducing ocean debris but not in wasting water. 1.3153 0.05116 111 80 27 4
1734 The boss said to take care of you and send a warning to your associate downstairs 1.3153 0.05116 111 80 27 4
1735 What?! I was told to make it a clean kill. 1.3153 0.05721 111 84 19 8
1736 Ok listen up. I'm only going to say this once and then I'm leaving, and the next guy isn't half as nice as me. I need ya to remember seeing voter fraud occur in Pennsylvania, even though you were in Montauk during the election. 1.3153 0.05576 111 83 21 7
1737 You misheard me. I said you'd be drowning in water bills. 1.3153 0.05576 111 83 21 7
1738 Well, I guess you're right, Doc. I gotta deal with these anger issues. 1.3153 0.05576 111 83 21 7
1739 I beg your pardon. I should have knocked. 1.3153 0.05116 111 80 27 4
1740 Do you want to talk now, or should I move on to loofah? 1.3153 0.05274 111 81 25 5
1741 Sorry, I had to pivot here. 1.3153 0.05116 111 80 27 4
1742 How do they expect you to do a job right when the COVID quarantine keeps you from leaving the building? 1.3153 0.05116 111 80 27 4
1743 I warned you we had ways of making you come clean. 1.3153 0.05274 111 81 25 5
1744 Are you going to come clean or do I just have to reason with you? 1.3153 0.05274 111 81 25 5
1745 That'll teach ya to mess with the Giuliani family! 1.3153 0.05576 111 83 21 7
1746 No more river dumps.. We've gone green! 1.3153 0.05576 111 83 21 7
1747 Actually, Edna in the unit below is gonna whack you. 1.3153 0.05427 111 82 23 6
1748 Well, hell, I guess you really are underwater on your mortgage. 1.3153 0.05274 111 81 25 5
1749 Because of the new pandemic lock down this is as close as we can come to the docks. 1.3153 0.05427 111 82 23 6
1750 Enjoy your concrete flip flops, kid. 1.3153 0.05274 111 81 25 5
1751 James was in hot water with the mafia 1.3153 0.05862 111 85 17 9
1752 Last. chance Joshua. Either sing or swim with the fishes. 1.3153 0.05427 111 82 23 6
1753 Covid restrictions have impacted normal operations. The Boss apologizes for any inconvenience. 1.3153 0.05274 111 81 25 5
1754 You were told to wear a mask. 1.3153 0.05427 111 82 23 6
1755 Do you need conditioner? 1.3153 0.05721 111 84 19 8
1756 I don't get it. This worked perfectly at my daughter's science fair. 1.3153 0.05576 111 83 21 7
1757 I warned ya! This is your last chance to come clean! 1.3153 0.05576 111 83 21 7
1758 My apologies. This is my first time. 1.3153 0.05274 111 81 25 5
1759 Even we don't dump dirty garbage in the river. 1.3153 0.05576 111 83 21 7
1760 Sorry this is taking so long. The docks are all closed due to the freakin' pandemic. 1.3153 0.05862 111 85 17 9
1761 This still isn’t as bad as the bath I took during the 2008 financial crisis. 1.3153 0.05427 111 82 23 6
1762 I've got all day. 1.3153 0.05576 111 83 21 7
1763 I told you not to mess with the Plumbers Union, specifically since we merged with Concrete Workers United 1.3153 0.05576 111 83 21 7
1764 This used to be a lot easier when I lived near the river. 1.3153 0.05862 111 85 17 9
1765 Giuliani sent me. If you don't say there are illegal votes, he told me to drown you in the bathtub. 1.3153 0.05576 111 83 21 7
1766 This guy's gonna come clean if it's the last thing he ever does" 1.3153 0.05576 111 83 21 7
1767 Oh...You're gonna come clean alright! 1.3153 0.05427 111 82 23 6
1768 Times’s up. Spill the beans or the floor gets wet. 1.3153 0.05576 111 83 21 7
1769 Oh, yeah, put on the brave face -- you'll talk when the water reaches your neck! 1.3153 0.05427 111 82 23 6
1770 When the boss says, “Put him in the water with concrete galoshes.” I do what I’m told. 1.3153 0.05576 111 83 21 7
1771 Nah. 1.3153 0.05576 111 83 21 7
1772 We're protecting the coral reef. 1.3153 0.05274 111 81 25 5
1773 spill the beans or we flush the toilet 1.3153 0.05576 111 83 21 7
1774 Once I get vaccinated, you're in the river. 1.3153 0.05721 111 84 19 8
1775 This isn’t a crime, it’s just weird. 1.3153 0.05427 111 82 23 6
1776 If you think I'm gonna take you down to the river in this weather, you're nuts. 1.3153 0.05862 111 85 17 9
1777 Rudy said this was the best way to do it. 1.3153 0.05274 111 81 25 5
1778 Do you know who did this Mr. Holmes? 1.3153 0.04954 111 84 23 4
1779 When you get your water bill remember not to mess with Jimmy two-fingers. 1.3153 0.05576 111 83 21 7
1780 Because the boss says you have to come clean! 1.3153 0.05274 111 81 25 5
1781 Like I said, barbecue’s not the only thing we do differently in Kansas City. 1.3153 0.05274 111 81 25 5
1782 This here is my home office. I'm what you call a "non-essential worker". 1.3153 0.05274 111 81 25 5
1783 Da boss is on a nature kick, Bennie,and he don’t wanna pollute the East River no more. 1.3153 0.05274 111 81 25 5
1784 No way I'm going out in a boat in this weather. 1.3153 0.05862 111 85 17 9
1785 Hey Kid!! We all have had to adjust our techniques during this pandemic. 1.3153 0.05116 111 80 27 4
1786 Be grateful. But for quarantine you’d be at the bottom of a river 1.3153 0.05274 111 81 25 5
1787 Just spill where you stashed the loot and you're clean. 1.3153 0.04954 111 79 29 3
1788 And how did we want to pay for our " Complete Sopranos Experience " ? 1.3153 0.05862 111 85 17 9
1789 I'll just close the shower curtain so the water won't overflow the tub. 1.3153 0.05862 111 85 17 9
1790 See, the boss hates stool pigeons, but he loves rubber duckies. 1.3153 0.05116 111 80 27 4
1791 Next time I open da curtain—ba da bing ba da boom—no more stage fright! 1.3153 0.05274 111 81 25 5
1792 You're gonna come clean, ya hear. 1.3153 0.05427 111 82 23 6
1793 Don't make me take this someplace else. 1.3153 0.05274 111 81 25 5
1794 Your neighbors are tired, Steve. Tired of listening to you sing Beyoncé every single morning. But you’re not singing now, are you Steve? 1.3153 0.04786 111 78 31 2
1795 This is the 'beyond' of bed, bath and. 1.3153 0.05862 111 85 17 9
1796 Look, kid, your parents don't care if you're suddenly vegan. Where did you hide the turkey? 1.3153 0.05427 111 82 23 6
1797 I’m the president’s fixer... that’s why, you whistle blower! 1.3153 0.05862 111 85 17 9
1798 I think a blow dryer would have been easier Doug 1.3153 0.05576 111 83 21 7
1799 Start talking, or you’ll sleep with the rubber duckies. 1.3153 0.05036 111 82 24 5
1800 I actually find working from home to be very fulfilling. No transit time and a more flexible schedule have allowed me to re-ignite my passion for guitar... 1.3153 0.05427 111 82 23 6
1801 Still won’t talk? Fine. Bring in the bath bomb. 1.3153 0.04786 111 78 31 2
1802 I hope you dont mind, I had to assume your weight to thaw you in time for thanksgiving. 1.3153 0.05576 111 83 21 7
1803 Aren't you going to hold my head *under* the water?" "Not from less than 6 feet, pal. I've got a family at home. 1.3153 0.05721 111 84 19 8
1804 If that water were any shallower I’d say he sleeps with the dishes 1.3153 0.05862 111 85 17 9
1805 Look I dont want to be 'that guy' but wouldn't this have worked better in the ocean? 1.3153 0.05576 111 83 21 7
1806 And they said it’s 95% effective! 1.3153 0.05116 111 80 27 4
1807 Tell the boss he sleeps with the rubber duckies. 1.3153 0.04954 111 85 22 4
1808 Sorry about the lag time, my work from home setup isn't finished yet. 1.3153 0.05721 111 84 19 8
1809 It's a tough gig to do from home. 1.3153 0.05274 111 81 25 5
1810 We’re about four inches away from registering you to vote. 1.3153 0.05427 111 82 23 6
1811 You're utilities are included in your rent, I hope 1.3153 0.05116 111 80 27 4
1812 Tell your boss you're a bit tied up to attend the meeting 1.3153 0.05116 111 80 27 4
1813 Normally we'd just toss you off the docks, but we're under quarantine, so we have to do this in the apartment. 1.3153 0.05274 111 81 25 5
1814 Don't get cocky. If this doesn't work, I can still just shoot ya 1.3153 0.05576 111 83 21 7
1815 Stay put, we got budget cuts. 1.3153 0.05721 111 84 19 8
1816 Yeah, yeah, you said this would never work. But you don’t have to look so smug. 1.3153 0.04954 111 79 29 3
1817 Are you done yet? 1.3153 0.04954 111 79 29 3
1818 Start talkin or you'll never get homeowners insurance in this town again. 1.3153 0.05427 111 82 23 6
1819 The boss is just really concerned about the Great Pacific Garbage Patch. 1.3153 0.06001 111 86 15 10
1820 I’ll talk on one conditioner. 1.3153 0.05116 111 80 27 4
1821 Working from home will be just as effective, they say. 1.3153 0.05576 111 83 21 7
1822 Yeah... how did you know it's my first day? 1.3153 0.05576 111 83 21 7
1823 sorry we have to do this here. pier’s closed due to covid. 1.3153 0.05274 111 81 25 5
1824 This is how we do it in Kansas. You got a problem with that, wise guy?" 1.3130 0.05293 115 85 24 6
1825 Let’s cement our deal 1.3125 0.05386 112 83 23 6
1826 Yes they're waterproof and no, they don't come in half-sizes. 1.3125 0.05386 112 83 23 6
1827 I should have rented that boat! 1.3125 0.05234 112 82 25 5
1828 Stay at home order because of Covid-19. I'm sure you'll understand. 1.3125 0.05677 112 85 19 8
1829 You won't have to worry about mopping up 1.3125 0.05234 112 82 25 5
1830 Go ahead, I rent. 1.3125 0.05533 112 84 21 7
1831 Thank your lucky stars we're in lockdown. 1.3119 0.05164 109 79 26 4
1832 All of this for a selfie? 1.3119 0.05785 109 83 18 8
1833 Before dumping you in the river I have to meet EPA guidelines for dirty scum. 1.3119 0.05636 109 82 20 7
1834 I’ll be right back. I’m going to get some heavier cement. 1.3119 0.05483 109 81 22 6
1835 Da car’s broke down, so I have to make do. 1.3119 0.04911 109 80 25 4
1836 So you're about to vote in a swing state, and we need to talk. 1.3119 0.05785 109 83 18 8
1837 This is a warning from your old lady . Start showering regularly again or else. Capeesh? 1.3119 0.05326 109 80 24 5
1838 Sorry, but necessity IS the mother of invention. 1.3119 0.05164 109 79 26 4
1839 He's clean. 1.3119 0.04997 109 78 28 3
1840 Alright already, fine! See if I care. Don't stop smoking! 1.3119 0.05483 109 81 22 6
1841 Sir, this isn't going to keep the rest of the votes from being counted. 1.3119 0.05483 109 81 22 6
1842 It's difficult reconciling being both a hit man and a pacifist. 1.3119 0.05930 109 84 16 9
1843 So Larry's Linoleum and Bathroom Floors suck? I think not, young Yelper. 1.3119 0.05483 109 81 22 6
1844 Sending guys like you to swim with the fishes was a lot easier before the pandemic lockdown. 1.3119 0.05636 109 82 20 7
1845 Ya got one more chance to talk, or I add the goldfish and you swim with the fishes. 1.3119 0.05326 109 80 24 5
1846 With the curfew I am not allowed out after 9:00. 1.3091 0.05285 110 81 24 5
1847 Sounds plausible, but explain me how you dialed me up. 1.3091 0.05125 110 80 26 4
1848 Bet you’ll think twice before using all of Fat Tony’s conditioner again. 1.3091 0.05739 110 84 18 8
1849 You can leave Georgia as soon as you vote. 1.3091 0.05441 110 82 22 6
1850 Don't ask me why you's in a 3-foot bucket of cement in a 2-foot tub. 'Da boss ordered it that way. 1.3091 0.05441 110 82 22 6
1851 Oh- You had a bad day? You never ask me how my day was. 1.3091 0.05441 110 82 22 6
1852 Are you feeling the pressure now? 1.3091 0.05285 110 81 24 5
1853 My shirnk says I gotta work on my management style 1.3091 0.05125 110 80 26 4
1854 The next guy will far more competent, you should really deal with me. 1.3091 0.05441 110 82 22 6
1855 What you expect? The Four Seasons? 1.3091 0.05125 110 80 26 4
1856 The boss said you'd sing like a canary in the shower 1.3091 0.05125 110 80 26 4
1857 That is a very specific fetish you have there, my friend. 1.3091 0.05739 110 84 18 8
1858 stay home option for criminals 1.3091 0.05441 110 82 22 6
1859 Yeah boss. He's not dead, he's clean 1.3084 0.05213 107 78 25 4
1860 Well, ya know, with the quarantine, we make do. 1.3084 0.05379 107 79 23 5
1861 Lockdown rules, buddy! I gotta take my work at home. 1.3084 0.05041 107 77 27 3
1862 My daughter says you are an escape artist. The wedding is in two hours. Don’t be late. 1.3084 0.05851 107 82 17 8
1863 Now, talk or you'll soon be sleeping with the rubber duckies. 1.3084 0.05541 107 80 21 6
1864 Consider yourself lucky that you didn't owe us more money! 1.3084 0.05698 107 81 19 7
1865 You’ll come clean sooner or later! 1.3084 0.05041 107 77 27 3
1866 You're keeping well. As soon as you give us Trump's tax returns, we'll let you go. 1.3084 0.05851 107 82 17 8
1867 I know this isn't how you expected to go, but environmental restrictions for the East River force us to improvise. 1.3084 0.05999 107 83 15 9
1868 This is going to take a while; can I have the password for the wi-fi? 1.3084 0.05379 107 79 23 5
1869 Okay, in this scene you're the Republican party and I'm Trump. 1.3084 0.05851 107 82 17 8
1870 Your mother and I have decided we've had enough of your smart mouth. 1.3084 0.05379 107 79 23 5
1871 Well, no. I'm not made yet. How could you tell? 1.3084 0.05541 107 80 21 6
1872 Next time you'll think twice before stealing the last banana from Franky the Roommate. 1.3084 0.05379 107 79 23 5
1873 A long walk on a short pier? That's so cliche. 1.3084 0.05541 107 80 21 6
1874 People fail to realize, but we test our products just like any other industry. 1.3084 0.05213 107 78 25 4
1875 You complainin about da smoke? 1.3084 0.05379 107 79 23 5
1876 “Just come clean.” 1.3084 0.05698 107 81 19 7
1877 If you wanna join the mob, you gotta get your feet wet, see? 1.3084 0.05379 107 79 23 5
1878 The boss said I should make you come clean. 1.3084 0.05213 107 78 25 4
1879 Next, we’ll hide you in the back of some closet so that I can show you what it feels like to get locked in the trunk of a car! 1.3084 0.05698 107 81 19 7
1880 I'm lucky I can work from home but I miss the social interaction. 1.3084 0.05541 107 80 21 6
1881 We follow shelter in place orders. We're not monsters. 1.3084 0.05541 107 80 21 6
1882 Now talk, or youz sleeps with the rubber duckies. 1.3084 0.05213 107 78 25 4
1883 This might take a while. 1.3084 0.05379 107 79 23 5
1884 OK, let's go over this one more time. WHO do you think, exactly, won the Presidential Election 1.3084 0.05999 107 83 15 9
1885 What do you think I am? Some monster who'd pollute our already congested waterways? 1.3084 0.05541 107 80 21 6
1886 It's the water bill that'll drown you. 1.3084 0.05541 107 80 21 6
1887 A walk in Tub would be more practical. 1.3084 0.05379 107 79 23 5
1888 The boss likes his victims showered before drowning. 1.3084 0.05379 107 79 23 5
1889 I guess quarantining does save lives 1.3084 0.05213 107 80 22 5
1890 Go social distance yourself buddy....forever. 1.3084 0.05379 107 79 23 5
1891 I don't understand how your hair stays puffy when it's wet. 1.3084 0.05379 107 79 23 5
1892 Hmm. There are no fishes and you’re not sleeping. 1.3084 0.05698 107 81 19 7
1893 I'm not trying to kill you. It just nice to see someone else be cold for a change. 1.3084 0.05041 107 77 27 3
1894 Last chance to delete my account, Zuckerberg. 1.3084 0.05541 107 80 21 6
1895 You're gonna be swimmin' with tha rubber duckies. 1.3084 0.05128 107 80 22 5
1896 Guys say after concrete sets, little shower helps cure it better. 1.3084 0.05851 107 82 17 8
1897 It’s scary out there. Best to stay inside. 1.3084 0.05698 107 81 19 7
1898 Don’t look so worried. All my debtors get the same hydrotherapy. 1.3084 0.05213 107 78 25 4
1899 'There's rumours circulating that you might be a plant.' 1.3084 0.05213 107 78 25 4
1900 Safe word is lavender, ok? 1.3084 0.05041 107 77 27 3
1901 It's what they call "an inside job." 1.3084 0.05213 107 78 25 4
1902 And they said you couldn’t get a teenage boy to shower. 1.3084 0.05379 107 79 23 5
1903 Look pal, it’s nothing personal, but maybe this will teach you about energy consumption. Enjoy the bill. 1.3084 0.05379 107 79 23 5
1904 You’ve heard of waterboarding. I call my technique bathtubbing. 1.3084 0.05213 107 78 25 4
1905 These COVID restrictions are getting ridiculous 1.3084 0.05379 107 79 23 5
1906 Awh man. Should have just kicked the bucket. 1.3084 0.05698 107 81 19 7
1907 I woulda done this hit out on the Hudson, but all us members of the mob are quarantining 1.3084 0.05379 107 79 23 5
1908 We added one a dem water softener things. Whaddya think? 1.3077 0.05491 117 89 20 8
1909 You'd better talk, or it's the kiddie pool next. 1.3063 0.05548 111 84 20 7
1910 Conditioner? 1.3063 0.05836 111 86 16 9
1911 This way you don’t have to stress about sharks. 1.3063 0.05086 111 81 26 4
1912 Are you going to use up all the hot water? 1.3063 0.05399 111 83 22 6
1913 The student loan shark trying to get paid before Biden takes office 1.3063 0.05548 111 84 20 7
1914 Trust me, you don’t want that tub to overflow. 1.3056 0.05002 108 78 27 3
1915 If we have to stand here all night until you come clean, that's what we'll do. 1.3056 0.05652 108 82 19 7
1916 When the boss told me, 'Get rid of the dirty rat,' it seemed to me in your case he placed a special emphasis on 'dirty.' 1.3056 0.05337 108 80 23 5
1917 It’s because I’m working from home. 1.3056 0.05497 108 81 21 6
1918 You're in hot water now. 1.3056 0.05497 108 81 21 6
1919 It sounds great, at first, but at some point it stops feeling like working from home and starts feeling like living at work, you know? 1.3056 0.05803 108 83 17 8
1920 Oh crap, I forgot to put the curtain on the outside all the way around. 1.3056 0.05337 108 80 23 5
1921 Tonight, you'll be sleepin' with da loofahs. 1.3053 0.05614 95 70 21 4
1922 Close enough. 1.3048 0.05434 105 78 22 5
1923 Next time wear a mask! 1.3048 0.05263 105 77 24 4
1924 Don’t worry kid, were just trying out a new prototype. 1.3048 0.05263 105 77 24 4
1925 Would you like a smoke? 1.3048 0.05434 105 78 22 5
1926 If you talk, I'll put my mask back on. 1.3048 0.05600 105 79 20 6
1927 You’ll be swimming’ with the duckies. 1.3048 0.05263 105 77 24 4
1928 Working from home can be killer 1.3048 0.04903 105 75 28 2
1929 It’ll be exactly like this, except, of course, that you’ll be dead. 1.3048 0.05086 105 76 26 3
1930 Making sure the evidence is clean” 1.3048 0.04903 105 75 28 2
1931 Social Distancing Mob Hits 1.3048 0.05263 105 77 24 4
1932 Still think we don’t have a climate crisis? 1.3043 0.05119 115 85 25 5
1933 Talk, or I’ll set it to that sweet spot where the water’s just a tiny bit colder than you’re used to. 1.3036 0.05790 112 87 16 9
1934 I'm testing everything--it's the first time for both of us. 1.3036 0.05357 112 84 22 6
1935 Sure, you are smirk now, but just wait until the hot water runs out. 1.3028 0.05295 109 81 23 5
1936 Need a smoke? 1.3028 0.05132 109 80 25 4
1937 this is how you sleep with the fishes during a pandemic. Count your blessings. 1.3028 0.05295 109 81 23 5
1938 Sorry, I had to improvise. The boss said no more bodies in Hudson River. 1.3028 0.05756 109 84 17 8
1939 Robert's first day on the job wasn't going so well 1.3028 0.05453 109 82 21 6
1940 I am now going to read you some of my poetry. 1.3019 0.04865 106 76 28 2
1941 Mask? Fuggedebowdit! 1.3019 0.05714 106 81 18 7
1942 Is it OK if I smoke? 1.3019 0.04865 106 81 20 5
1943 You know what will happen if the tub overflows. 1.3019 0.05221 106 78 24 4
1944 Covid, you know. We can't get down to the river right now 1.3019 0.05390 106 79 22 5
1945 Look. I know it’s awkward, but my wife has the car and they ask too many questions on the bus. 1.3019 0.05046 106 77 26 3
1946 If we weren't so far away from a river you'd really be in trouble. 1.3010 0.05132 103 75 25 3
1947 I ain't no plumma, but I tink Leo's botched dis job. 1.3010 0.05314 103 76 23 4
1948 It's not you we want, it's the apartment downstairs. 1.3010 0.05314 103 76 23 4
1949 Start talkin' before the hot water runs out 1.3010 0.05132 103 75 25 3
1950 It's only till January 20th 1.3010 0.05661 103 78 19 6
1951 I’m trying not to be so concrete. 1.3010 0.05661 103 78 19 6
1952 Call housekeeping if you need anything else. 1.3010 0.05132 103 75 25 3
1953 Maybe I'm not the smartest guy in the world, so sue me! 1.3010 0.05661 103 78 19 6
1954 You can't just wear deodorant, son. 1.3010 0.05490 103 77 21 5
1955 It's the eco-friendly mobster. 1.3010 0.05490 103 77 21 5
1956 Mack got tied io too. But we’ll get you to the river as soon we can. 1.3010 0.05661 103 78 19 6
1957 Listen I'm doing my best at this Work From Home thing... 1.3010 0.05132 103 75 25 3
1958 Snitches' get swishes. 1.3010 0.05132 103 75 25 3
1959 'If you don't do the dishes, you'll sleep with the fishes.' 1.3010 0.05661 103 78 19 6
1960 Sorry, pal. Bottom of Hudson River has reached its maximum capacity. You know, up to 10 people only. Governor’s orders. 1.3000 0.05411 110 83 21 6
1961 You're gonna be sleepin' with the rubber duckies. 1.2991 0.04743 117 85 29 3
1962 I didn't have the heart to throw you in the river. It's filthy. 1.2991 0.05970 107 84 14 9
1963 Boss says it take just 2 inches of water for a person to drown 1.2991 0.05510 107 81 20 6
1964 Some days I wish I could work from home like everyone else." 1.2991 0.05180 107 79 24 4
1965 They told me you also need a COVID test before sleeping with the fihes. 1.2991 0.05007 107 78 26 3
1966 Water your options? 1.2991 0.05510 107 81 20 6
1967 My anxiety has already taken me hostage, sir. Thank you. 1.2991 0.05667 107 82 18 7
1968 Sleeping with the fishes isn’t quite the same during lockdown 1.2991 0.05510 107 81 20 6
1969 All right, I'll try it again: Where's your absentee ballot. 1.2981 0.05614 104 79 19 6
1970 The floor 'll give after another inch...you'll fall 20 stories. 1.2981 0.05091 104 76 25 3
1971 I told the Boss our “Cleaner” is taking his job way too literally. 1.2981 0.05445 104 78 21 5
1972 Randall wondered if his therapist was wrong about kidnapping fantasies being victimless crimes. 1.2981 0.05271 104 77 23 4
1973 You’d better spill it, pal, before that bath bomb goes off. 1.2981 0.05614 104 79 19 6
1974 Normally no, but keep in mind that we are fifteen hundred miles from the ocean. 1.2981 0.05271 104 77 23 4
1975 The ducky was the stool pigeon. 1.2973 0.05054 111 82 25 4
1976 Time to come clean with me 1.2970 0.05894 101 78 16 7
1977 I hope you didn't wear socks. 1.2970 0.04984 101 73 26 2
1978 Dis quarantine sure makes my job harder. 1.2970 0.05367 101 75 22 4
1979 A moist towelette'll wipe that grin off your face. 1.2970 0.05367 101 75 22 4
1980 Listen up, Kid. I can see you're not impressed by the new generation Mob, but you're not the best victim either! 1.2970 0.04984 101 73 26 2
1981 Rudy sent me. Your affidavit of voter fraud or your life! 1.2970 0.05548 101 76 20 5
1982 I was told to make sure you took a bath. 1.2970 0.05724 101 77 18 6
1983 Talk or the water's gonna get all over your floor. 1.2970 0.05724 101 77 18 6
1984 Phase I trials test for safety, not efficacy. 1.2970 0.05548 101 76 20 5
1985 This is water boarding approved by the Geneva Convention 1.2970 0.05548 101 76 20 5
1986 The boss said you needed to come clean -- or else! 1.2970 0.05367 101 75 22 4
1987 The EPA regs now demand we do this prior to..... You know.... 1.2970 0.05894 101 78 16 7
1988 And there better not be any leaks! 1.2970 0.05548 101 76 20 5
1989 Admit it,Trump won but for the fraud 1.2970 0.05724 101 77 18 6
1990 If you don't talk, we pour in the bubble bath. 1.2970 0.05724 101 77 18 6
1991 Is the water too cold? 1.2970 0.05367 101 75 22 4
1992 I'd help but I'm tied up right now. 1.2970 0.04781 101 72 28 1
1993 I believe this cements your participation in the quarantine. 1.2970 0.05724 101 77 18 6
1994 I can't swim 1.2970 0.05894 101 78 16 7
1995 Please stop smoking don't you know NYC is smoke free city 1.2970 0.05179 101 74 24 3
1996 Give it up now or we's gonna take youse for a ride in an Uber. 1.2970 0.06060 101 79 14 8
1997 Times is hard, kid. If we had the budget for a boat trip, doncha think we'd use it? 1.2970 0.04984 101 73 26 2
1998 Huh, I guess throwing you in the river WOULD make more sense. 1.2970 0.04984 101 73 26 2
1999 New OSHA requirements! 1.2970 0.05367 101 75 22 4
2000 Murphy's law can be especially hard on criminals. 1.2970 0.05548 101 76 20 5
2001 Just tell 'em 'Literal' Lenny is back in town to clean things up. 1.2970 0.05548 101 76 20 5
2002 Whaddaya Want...we're in lockdown. 1.2970 0.05548 101 76 20 5
2003 You wants me ta pull the coitin? 1.2970 0.05724 101 77 18 6
2004 So, I'm the one not trying in this relationship? If I've said it once I've said it a thousand times, the shower curtain goes inside the tub! 1.2970 0.05724 101 77 18 6
2005 Talk or I'll have to get the loofa. 1.2970 0.05367 101 75 22 4
2006 This is a warning,punk. 1.2970 0.05724 101 77 18 6
2007 Just wait 'til Vito gets here. He's got the virtual reality headset! 1.2970 0.06060 101 79 14 8
2008 What'd you expect? We're locked down these days. 1.2970 0.05548 101 76 20 5
2009 I'm wondering if I read the directions right. 1.2970 0.05548 101 76 20 5
2010 Relax...this is going to take a while. 1.2970 0.05367 101 75 22 4
2011 Like I said before, I have strict orders from the head honcho, to throw the baby boomer out with the bath water. 1.2970 0.05548 101 76 20 5
2012 You're in hot water now, buddy. 1.2970 0.05548 101 76 20 5
2013 Sorry about this. With the lockdown we just can’t risk going to the pier. 1.2970 0.05724 101 77 18 6
2014 I always like to make a clean getaway. 1.2970 0.05548 101 76 20 5
2015 Just wait, I'm not as dumb as I look. 1.2970 0.05367 101 75 22 4
2016 Is this a more comfortable water temperature to get drowned? 1.2970 0.05179 101 74 24 3
2017 Those cement shoes really pull the look together. 1.2970 0.05548 101 76 20 5
2018 No, I will not get you a mask. 1.2970 0.05367 101 75 22 4
2019 Come clean or the real crime's gonna be your water bill. 1.2970 0.05367 101 75 22 4
2020 At least I can't drop the soap. 1.2970 0.05724 101 77 18 6
2021 Last chance or I sing Karaoke 1.2970 0.05548 101 76 20 5
2022 New TikTok challenge? 1.2970 0.05894 101 78 16 7
2023 Ya screw wid Rudy, ya shower wid da fishes. 1.2970 0.05724 101 77 18 6
2024 This place has great water pressure. 1.2970 0.05367 101 75 22 4
2025 ...and then, no bathmat in the world can save you! 1.2970 0.04984 101 73 26 2
2026 Don't get your hopes up. You're still going in the river, but new Covid regulations mean we have to disinfect you first. 1.2970 0.05548 101 76 20 5
2027 Welcome to Vinny the Butcher's Resort & Spa: Where Hospitality Isn't Our Day Job 1.2970 0.06221 101 80 12 9
2028 We are also being conscious of the environment,it was no longer sustainable to drop you in the river. 1.2970 0.05894 101 78 16 7
2029 We’ll work out the kinks, thanks for your patience 1.2970 0.05179 101 74 24 3
2030 If you don't talk soon, I'm going to start cutting fingernails 1.2970 0.05724 101 77 18 6
2031 The beach was closed today 1.2970 0.05894 101 78 16 7
2032 All right, time to start singin'! 1.2963 0.04968 108 79 26 3
2033 Are your glasses waterproof? 1.2963 0.04968 108 79 26 3
2034 Ok Harvey, let’s see you Houdini your way out of this one. 1.2963 0.05465 108 82 20 6
2035 Mobster training class 1.2963 0.04968 108 79 26 3
2036 Is this what takes you so long every morning? 1.2952 0.05887 105 82 15 8
2037 Whataya mean, you can't feel your toes? That's kinda the point. 1.2952 0.04574 105 77 26 2
2038 Tonight, kid, you sleep with the rubber duckies. 1.2952 0.05400 105 79 21 5
2039 I think a smaller tub stopper would have done the trick. 1.2952 0.05050 105 77 25 3
2040 Due to new restrictions, I either have to do it this way or via Zoom. 1.2952 0.05567 105 80 19 6
2041 Aw' right, so I didn't think it through. Good luck trying to dry off wid'out a towel. 1.2941 0.05136 102 75 24 3
2042 We'll add the fishes after he dies. 1.2941 0.06007 102 80 14 8
2043 I am worried about the governor’s stay at home order. 1.2941 0.05322 102 76 22 4
2044 Don't look at me, ask the location scout. 1.2941 0.05501 102 77 20 5
2045 Boss said make sure you sleep with the ruber duckies." 1.2941 0.05501 102 77 20 5
2046 '"I'm just practicing 'stay-at-home' protocol." 1.2935 0.06286 92 72 13 7
2047 Move out and call frequently, and your mother will let you go. 1.2929 0.05607 99 75 19 5
2048 That'll teach ya not to call The Don stupid. 1.2929 0.05607 99 75 19 5
2049 I'm going to turn up the water pressure. We'll see if you decide to talk then.. 1.2929 0.05788 99 76 17 6
2050 I'm only going to ask you one more time: who changed the shower settings? 1.2929 0.05607 99 75 19 5
2051 it's curtains for you, Waldo, curtains! 1.2929 0.05227 99 73 23 3
2052 I don’t care if you have to tinkle tell me who ate the boss’s birthday cake. 1.2929 0.05420 99 74 21 4
2053 Pay up, or next time we use a boat. 1.2929 0.05607 99 75 19 5
2054 Just wait until we figure out how to do this over Zoom. 1.2929 0.04816 99 71 27 1
2055 Say goodbye to that delivery that's coming today and requires a signature, heh heh heh. 1.2929 0.04816 99 71 27 1
2056 Now you're going to sleep with the rubber ducks 1.2929 0.05227 99 73 23 3
2057 Look, this working from home thing's not easy on anybody. Just open your mouth and try to breathe as much water as you can. 1.2929 0.05788 99 76 17 6
2058 You were supposed to sleep with the dishes, but the kitchen sink is full. 1.2929 0.05420 99 74 21 4
2059 Boss said to wrap you in concrete, cover you in water and throw you into the curtain. Or something. 1.2929 0.05607 99 75 19 5
2060 It’s the effort that counts. 1.2929 0.05420 99 74 21 4
2061 I like the old-fashioned way, but what are going to do?" 1.2929 0.05420 99 74 21 4
2062 OK! Where’s The Toilet Paper? 1.2929 0.05420 99 74 21 4
2063 Don't ask questions. I just follow orders. 1.2929 0.05420 99 74 21 4
2064 I sent Louie out for some fishes. 1.2929 0.05227 99 73 23 3
2065 Just where the hell is the Rubber Ducky? 1.2929 0.05227 99 73 23 3
2066 Don't worry pal. If she calls I'll just tell her your tied up in the shower for a spell. 1.2929 0.05420 99 74 21 4
2067 Stop complaining. Everybody had to cut costs this year. 1.2929 0.05227 99 73 23 3
2068 Clean Kill 1.2929 0.05227 99 73 23 3
2069 Shouldn't have hired that freelancer. 1.2929 0.05607 99 75 19 5
2070 You're gonna wade wit' da fishes. 1.2929 0.05788 99 76 17 6
2071 The bathroom renovations cost me an arm and a leg 1.2929 0.05420 99 74 21 4
2072 You betta talk, pretty boy . . . or I'll switch off the water softener. 1.2929 0.05420 99 74 21 4
2073 It's not the same but I'm lucky I can work from home. 1.2929 0.04816 99 71 27 1
2074 This is not my idea of a clean getaway. 1.2929 0.05788 99 76 17 6
2075 Just tell me where you’ve got the Lysol and no one gets hurt” 1.2929 0.05420 99 74 21 4
2076 You're going to be swimmin' with the rubber duckies 1.2929 0.05026 99 72 25 2
2077 Is this what you consider sheltering in place? 1.2929 0.05420 99 74 21 4
2078 Sink or swim 1.2929 0.05227 99 73 23 3
2079 Relax, it’s a dry run. 1.2929 0.05420 99 74 21 4
2080 Tell me to stay six feet apart? How ‘bout you stay six feet under? 1.2929 0.05420 99 74 21 4
2081 This is your last chance... if you don’t start talking, it’s curtains for you. 1.2929 0.05964 99 77 15 7
2082 Hey, we all gotta cut costs somewhere” 1.2929 0.05227 99 73 23 3
2083 COVID, SCHMOVID no, I won't stay and chat for a while 1.2913 0.05278 103 77 22 4
2084 One last chance, Jimmy. Talk now or it’ll be curtains for you... 1.2913 0.05278 103 77 22 4
2085 As soon as this bathroom fills up you're a goner. 1.2913 0.05278 103 77 22 4
2086 We drowns you in utility bills 1.2913 0.05455 103 78 20 5
2087 After 35 years in the mob, Rocky still couldn't figure out why he wasn't a made man yet. 1.2913 0.05455 103 78 20 5
2088 You're lucky we're in a pandemic. 1.2913 0.05278 103 77 22 4
2089 You're lucky we had to go virtual this year. 1.2913 0.05278 103 77 22 4
2090 No, it's quite obviously not a dry run." 1.2913 0.05455 103 78 20 5
2091 Da boss said to give you “cement shoes” and put you in da water - I guess it’s curtains for you! 1.2900 0.05559 100 76 19 5
2092 I told the new guy to dump him in the water. I never thought I'd have to say 'the ocean'. 1.2900 0.05911 100 78 15 7
2093 You failed the phishing test. 1.2900 0.05374 100 75 21 4
2094 I figured before I dump you in the river you'd come clean. 1.2900 0.04777 100 72 27 1
2095 No, you can't have a rubber ducky. 1.2900 0.05183 100 74 23 3
2096 My version of cement overshoes is slower, but saves it me a trip to the fishing pier. 1.2900 0.05183 100 74 23 3
2097 Now will you come clean? 1.2900 0.05183 100 74 23 3
2098 OK, wise guy: it’s time to sink or swim. 1.2900 0.05559 100 76 19 5
2099 It won’t wash, punk! So, now it’s curtains! 1.2900 0.05911 100 78 15 7
2100 Had a problem making up your mind, huh? This is why you hire a professional. 1.2900 0.05183 100 74 23 3
2101 Would you like me to pull the curtain? 1.2900 0.05374 100 75 21 4
2102 Next time, kid, we get a deeper bath tub. 1.2900 0.05911 100 78 15 7
2103 Looks like you should've cleaned up your act. 1.2900 0.05738 100 77 17 6
2104 Is this where all influencers end up? 1.2900 0.05374 100 75 21 4
2105 Swimming"? My mistake - I thought the boss said "Showering" with the fishes 1.2900 0.05374 100 75 21 4
2106 Because the judge said, "Clean up your Act!" and that's you. 1.2900 0.05374 100 75 21 4
2107 Swimming with the fishes" is just an expression 1.2900 0.04984 100 73 25 2
2108 My shrink suggests that I take baby steps. 1.2900 0.04560 100 71 29 0
2109 Trump and Giuliani send their regards. 1.2900 0.05374 100 75 21 4
2110 At least you won’t have to deal with my downstairs neighbor. 1.2900 0.05559 100 76 19 5
2111 De governaw has banned all outdawh activities. 1.2900 0.05374 100 75 21 4
2112 Get out there, Houdini--this is no time to get cold feet. 1.2900 0.05183 100 74 23 3
2113 You'll sleep with the Fishers, of Apartment 2D. 1.2900 0.05559 100 76 19 5
2114 This’ll take a little longer, but it sure beats luggin’ you down to the East River in a blizzard. 1.2900 0.05183 100 74 23 3
2115 Frankie Halfwits" in his prime 1.2900 0.05559 100 76 19 5
2116 This is just a practice run. 1.2900 0.05738 100 77 17 6
2117 I hate those low-flow showerheads. 1.2900 0.05738 100 77 17 6
2118 See what happens when you don’t carry the 2? 1.2900 0.05738 100 77 17 6
2119 Ok, but just so you know, I'm not paying for the water damage. 1.2900 0.05183 100 74 23 3
2120 The boss says to make you sing, so just pretend I ain’t here. 1.2900 0.05374 100 75 21 4
2121 It’s gonna get awful cold in there once the hot water runs out... 1.2900 0.05183 100 74 23 3
2122 If your know what’s good for you, you’ll come clean. 1.2900 0.05374 100 75 21 4
2123 Maybe this time you'll read the article before sharing it. 1.2900 0.05911 100 78 15 7
2124 CDC rules require you to shower before sleeping with the fishes 1.2900 0.05738 100 77 17 6
2125 . “Sorry the lakefront was closed”. 1.2900 0.05738 100 77 17 6
2126 It’s not what it looks like 1.2900 0.05374 100 75 21 4
2127 I can't work under these conditions... 1.2900 0.05374 100 75 21 4
2128 I have to stop emailing directions with the auto-correct option on 1.2887 0.05276 97 72 22 3
2129 I'll leave you fresh linens on the vanity. 1.2887 0.05668 97 74 18 5
2130 The water damage is gonna be murder. 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
2131 You sleep with the rubber ducks tonight. 1.2887 0.05276 97 72 22 3
2132 You better start singing tough guy. Otherwise you'll be getting the shampoo in the peeepers 1.2887 0.05068 97 71 24 2
2133 If you don't confess, I'll just turn up the pressure! 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
2134 This is what you get for not coming clean with me. 1.2887 0.05668 97 74 18 5
2135 One more peep out of you and it's curtains. 1.2887 0.05855 97 75 16 6
2136 Just try to think of it as 'a gentleman's compromise'. 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
2137 Trust me, this is still pretty bad. 1.2887 0.06035 97 76 14 7
2138 We've been going through some budget cuts. 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
2139 Sorry pal, this is one of those things that can't be done virtually. 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
2140 You’re lucky we live in Arizona. 1.2887 0.05668 97 74 18 5
2141 Now that I’m legit, I only cement the deal if you’re clean. 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
2142 Consider yourself warned. 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
2143 Maybe now you'll remember the lessons of personal hygiene. 1.2887 0.05276 97 72 22 3
2144 This working from home thing ain't workin' for me. 1.2887 0.05668 97 74 18 5
2145 You’ve been warmed. 1.2887 0.04851 97 70 26 1
2146 Start talking, or your downstairs neighbor is going to be complaining to the landlord about you... 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
2147 No, you cannot have your rubber ducky. 1.2887 0.05276 97 72 22 3
2148 You ain't gettin' a rubber duckie. 1.2887 0.05855 97 75 16 6
2149 As soon as 'dis lockdown ends, it's curtains for you. And not the shower kind. 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
2150 Where do you keep the toilet paper, you mug. 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
2151 I am scared to go near the lake so this should do it 1.2887 0.05668 97 74 18 5
2152 It's nothing personal kid, we're just tired of the way you smell 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
2153 Good thing for you we're in lockdown 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
2154 Use your imagination. 1.2887 0.05668 97 74 18 5
2155 These freakin' Covid lockdowns are makin' my work freakin' difficult"! 1.2887 0.05668 97 74 18 5
2156 Next we're going to nap in an Aquarium 1.2887 0.05276 97 72 22 3
2157 In the Deep State, we can flush toilets and run dishwashers. No, "Drip, drip, drip." 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
2158 no, this isnt overkill 1.2887 0.05855 97 75 16 6
2159 It's a COVID protocol called 'Murdering In Place' 1.2887 0.05668 97 74 18 5
2160 Water Boarding: Mafia Edition 1.2887 0.05855 97 75 16 6
2161 I'm still not convinced we needed a dress rehearsal. 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
2162 This is the downsizing, baby. 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
2163 I don't see why I should pollute the Hudson River feeding the fish with dirty rats. 1.2887 0.05068 97 71 24 2
2164 Pay up by Friday or next time it will the the Jacuzzi! 1.2887 0.05855 97 75 16 6
2165 I told her you'd be tied up for a while. 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
2166 C'mon you, come clean! 1.2887 0.05855 97 75 16 6
2167 They’re pretty strict about illegal dumping in the harbors these days. 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
2168 Now who's stupid? 1.2887 0.05668 97 74 18 5
2169 You'd better come clean soon. 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
2170 I guess that's one way to come clean. 1.2887 0.04625 97 71 25 1
2171 No one listens. I ordered them to light some candles and put lavender in the tub. 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
2172 Hope you've got renter's insurance. 1.2887 0.05376 97 75 17 5
2173 Just talk - it's the new normal. 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
2174 The water damage alone will bankrupt you. 1.2887 0.05276 97 72 22 3
2175 'OK then, we'll do it the hard way. Your Twitter account will be deactivated.' 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
2176 Rubber Ducky can't save you now. 1.2887 0.05276 97 72 22 3
2177 Tony was right. This cartoon needs no caption. 1.2887 0.05668 97 74 18 5
2178 Listen up. Either you talk or you sleep with the duckies. 1.2887 0.05068 97 71 24 2
2179 You’re not dead. I thought I followed the directions in the Hitman’s Wiki perfectly. 1.2887 0.06035 97 76 14 7
2180 Nice to see you following in the steps of your old man. 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
2181 This should fix the leak. 1.2887 0.05276 97 72 22 3
2182 Ok Mr. smarty PhD you tell me how it’s done, and I’m countin’ to ten. 1.2887 0.05068 97 71 24 2
2183 No room left at the pier. 1.2887 0.05276 97 72 22 3
2184 It has been proven that cement boots cure more quickly with a pre-rinse. 1.2887 0.05855 97 75 16 6
2185 Last chance, talk or I turn on the hot water 1 1.2887 0.05855 97 75 16 6
2186 I'll make sure nobody flushes the toilet. 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
2187 You better start talkin’, or tonight you’ll sleep with the rubber duckies. 1.2887 0.04625 97 69 28 0
2188 You can thank my shrink. 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
2189 We’re in lockdown. It would be irresponsible for me to let you swim with the fishes. 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
2190 If I didn't have underlying conditions, you'd be visiting Davy Jones's Locker right now. 1.2887 0.05855 97 75 16 6
2191 You have really good water pressure. 1.2887 0.05276 97 72 22 3
2192 Before leaving Gino remembers the shower curtain bottom belongs inside the tub 1.2887 0.05668 97 74 18 5
2193 I'll tell the boss you're sleeping with the loofahs. 1.2887 0.05668 97 74 18 5
2194 Come clean, kid, or you'll sleep with the rubber duckies! 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
2195 Can you get the phone? My hands are tied 1.2887 0.05668 97 74 18 5
2196 My car's in the shop, so this may take a while. 1.2887 0.05855 97 75 16 6
2197 Last chance or I pull the plug. 1.2887 0.04851 97 70 26 1
2198 You better come clean or next time it's the River. 1.2887 0.05276 97 72 22 3
2199 You've got an hour to spill the beans or we turn the shower setting to massage spray. 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
2200 The boss said he wanted a clean hit 1.2887 0.05276 97 72 22 3
2201 Like the big boss told me... it's curtains for you. 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
2202 They may find your body, but they'll never get out of having to pay the water bill. 1.2887 0.05668 97 74 18 5
2203 We’re just waiting on ‘ the cleaner’ ... he’s an Uber driver. 1.2887 0.05668 97 74 18 5
2204 It’s the latest concept: first you shower and then you “sleep with the fishes.” 1.2887 0.05668 97 74 18 5
2205 I like to mix business with pressure. 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
2206 Are you going to come clean? 1.2887 0.05668 97 74 18 5
2207 Hmm,clearly I need to give better directions! 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
2208 It’s a dry run, if you’ll excuse the pun. 1.2887 0.05855 97 75 16 6
2209 Do we have to go through with this? I have cold feet. 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
2210 You want something from the Deli? 1.2887 0.05276 97 72 22 3
2211 We warned you, when you don’t pay up, you sleep with the rubber duckies. 1.2887 0.05276 97 72 22 3
2212 What'd mean I don't understand the concept of 'rope-a-dope? 1.2887 0.05068 97 71 24 2
2213 Talk now or it's "massage" time 1.2887 0.05068 97 71 24 2
2214 Huh. I sees why dey call it "water boring"... 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
2215 Talk or you'll never see your rubber ducky again. 1.2887 0.05068 97 71 24 2
2216 yeah...normally it would be the Hudson but Corvid restrictions, don't cha know 1.2887 0.05855 97 75 16 6
2217 Enough water for you? 1.2887 0.05668 97 74 18 5
2218 Give me a break. It's my first day. 1.2887 0.05855 97 75 16 6
2219 Now give me a minute. This is my first job, and I have this feeling something just ain't right. 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
2220 You're supposed to be at the bottom of the Bay. 1.2887 0.05668 97 74 18 5
2221 Unless you come clean you're sunk 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
2222 I'll give you one more chance to come clean. 1.2887 0.05668 97 74 18 5
2223 You better tell me where the money is or I'll turn your hot water heater off 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
2224 The pier is all iced in, Boss says this is plan B. 1.2887 0.05276 97 72 22 3
2225 This is what we do around here when someone tells us a half-truth. 1.2887 0.05668 97 74 18 5
2226 Ready to talk, or do I pull the plug. 1.2887 0.05855 97 75 16 6
2227 Somehow the East River was involved but it's just been so long! 1.2887 0.05276 97 72 22 3
2228 Docks are closed, mate 1.2887 0.05668 97 74 18 5
2229 That will take care of your dry humor! 1.2887 0.05855 97 75 16 6
2230 B “Boss says this is the last ask: are ya gonna concede?” 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
2231 Now for Mayor Giuliani's press conference on endless loop. 1.2887 0.06035 97 76 14 7
2232 Going for a coffee. You want your usual? 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
2233 These EPA regulations make it really difficult for me to do my job. 1.2887 0.05668 97 74 18 5
2234 Should I just wait here, or...? 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
2235 Next time, pal, you'll be swimming with the rubber duckies. 1.2887 0.05668 97 74 18 5
2236 Tonight, you're gonna sleep with the rubber duckies" 1.2887 0.06211 97 77 12 8
2237 Smoke bother ya? 1.2887 0.05276 97 72 22 3
2238 Kid, cleaning your glasses ain't the worst of it--we NEED the CODE... 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
2239 Keep quiet! Want me to wash your mouth out with soap, too? 1.2887 0.05276 97 72 22 3
2240 Sorry about this, but with the Covid epidemic, I gotta do it inside for self protection. 1.2887 0.05668 97 74 18 5
2241 Hang on. Let me go get the seagulls. 1.2887 0.05668 97 74 18 5
2242 This constant rehearsing is beginning to bug me. 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
2243 I see you've gotten involved with the Polish Mafia. 1.2887 0.06035 97 76 14 7
2244 Not good enough. You forgot the mask. 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
2245 OK, it’s not the way they do it in Chicago. So what? 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
2246 It's your lucky day, pal. The others bought a ticket to the bottom of the East River. 1.2887 0.05276 97 72 22 3
2247 But if you survive, both you and my conscience will be clean. 1.2887 0.05668 97 74 18 5
2248 One way or another we are going to make you sing 1.2887 0.05668 97 74 18 5
2249 We're gonna find out very soon if you'll crack under pressure. 1.2887 0.05276 97 72 22 3
2250 When I say “bath time,” I mean bath time. 1.2887 0.05855 97 75 16 6
2251 Boss said to make it clean. 1.2887 0.05668 97 74 18 5
2252 Next time you'll be swimming with more than the rubber ducks." 1.2887 0.05475 97 75 17 5
2253 For efficiency's sake, we're awaiting a baker and a candlestick maker. 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
2254 You feel like you own a sailboat yet? 1.2887 0.05276 97 72 22 3
2255 Looks like it’s shower curtains for you, pal. If this doesn’t work you’re swimming with your gold fishes. 1.2887 0.05276 97 72 22 3
2256 If you don’t talk, I’m gonna turn on the cold water. 1.2887 0.05855 97 75 16 6
2257 Can't believe your last wish was to come clean 1.2887 0.05668 97 74 18 5
2258 Leave the rubber ducky but take the cannoli 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
2259 And that’s the last time you’ll cross Half-wit Eddie. 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
2260 Did anyone ever tell you... You’ve got a great head of hair 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
2261 We've been getting a lot of heat from PETA so tonight you're just gonna sleep with the rubber duckies. 1.2887 0.05855 97 75 16 6
2262 I'm king of the world, Jack. 1.2887 0.05668 97 74 18 5
2263 Just to be clear..you did not Hear,Read,Say or Imply Anthing. You understand? 1.2887 0.05668 97 74 18 5
2264 Talk about working from home, huh? 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
2265 Bottom of the Hudson, COVID style. 1.2887 0.05276 97 72 22 3
2266 You’ll come clean, one way or another. 1.2887 0.05068 97 71 24 2
2267 well, this is what you get with the free trial 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
2268 Compare me unfavorably to a rocket scientist, will you? Who’s laughing now? 1.2887 0.05855 97 75 16 6
2269 This is the last time I bail you out. 1.2887 0.05668 97 74 18 5
2270 But the election has been called? Joe has the votes. 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
2271 Had to furlough the fishes. 1.2887 0.06211 97 77 12 8
2272 Inside job at low tied 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
2273 It was the only way I found to hurt you without hurting fishes. 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
2274 In the mind of an evil genius, there are only a certain number of ways to torture someone: unless your name is 2020. 1.2887 0.05855 97 75 16 6
2275 See Toobin, you're not the only one doing things differently because of COVID. 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
2276 We used to just throw you in the East River, but now we clean you up first. 1.2887 0.05276 97 72 22 3
2277 Do you promise not to certify the election results? 1.2887 0.05855 97 75 16 6
2278 Stay right there, I gotta join the Zoom meeting 1.2887 0.05668 97 74 18 5
2279 You've been hard to crack. But I'm sure you won't be so smug when the hot water runs out. 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
2280 I’m just lucky to be able to work from home. 1.2887 0.05668 97 74 18 5
2281 So you still don’t believe in climate change? 1.2887 0.05855 97 75 16 6
2282 You will either start talking or you’ll sleep with the rubber duckies. 1.2885 0.05234 104 78 22 4
2283 The best I can do without a boat. 1.2885 0.05579 104 80 18 6
2284 You're lucky my brother is using the boat, punk. But this will teach you. You hear me? This will teach you! 1.2885 0.05234 104 78 22 4
2285 Jeez, I suppose your’e gonna tell me ya got cold feet even though ya in hot water...... 1.2871 0.05328 101 76 21 4
2286 Bath night was set in stone in the Corleone family! 1.2871 0.05688 101 78 17 6
2287 Sorry; but that will have to do until the Covid-19 restrictions are relaxed. 1.2871 0.05511 101 77 19 5
2288 Talking about physics is what got you in trouble with the boss in the first place, Feinman. 1.2871 0.05328 101 76 21 4
2289 Shortcuts. They’re always cutting our budget. 1.2871 0.05139 101 75 23 3
2290 We can do this the hot way or the cold way 1.2871 0.05511 101 77 19 5
2291 I hope you'll think twice before giving someone a hard time about smoking again! 1.2871 0.05511 101 77 19 5
2292 You have until the tub overflows to come clean. 1.2871 0.05139 101 75 23 3
2293 This time, it’s the rubber duckies. Next time, you’ll be sleeping with the fishes. 1.2871 0.05511 101 77 19 5
2294 Budget cuts have affected all of us. 1.2871 0.05328 101 76 21 4
2295 Now, that's what I call 'Showerboarding' 1.2871 0.05328 101 76 21 4
2296 Your mother says you still need to come home for thanksgiving 1.2871 0.05139 101 75 23 3
2297 Kid, before we let you join the Deep State, you have to survive the Shallow State. 1.2871 0.05139 101 75 23 3
2298 Quit lookin' at me like that! The 'Stay-At-Home' order has forced everybody to make adjustments! 1.2857 0.05191 105 79 22 4
2299 That's my smoking spot. 1.2857 0.05618 98 75 18 5
2300 It just seems like I've forgotten something. 1.2857 0.05802 98 76 16 6
2301 Start talking by the count of ten or I'm putting the water bill in your name. 1.2857 0.05618 98 75 18 5
2302 Just be glad I didn't put you in the sink, or you'd be sleeping with the dishes. 1.2857 0.05191 105 79 22 4
2303 Soon, you'll be sleeping with the duckies. 1.2857 0.05427 98 74 20 4
2304 You think this is torture, I do this every time my ex calls" 1.2857 0.05191 105 79 22 4
2305 You've crossed me for the next-to-last time. 1.2857 0.05427 98 74 20 4
2306 You'd better start talking. Any minute now your glasses are going to fog up. 1.2857 0.05365 105 80 20 5
2307 Don't mess with us, kiddo, we thought of everything. 1.2857 0.05427 98 74 20 4
2308 You gots to close your eyes to immerse yourself, no pun intended, in the experience of sleeping with fishes. 1.2857 0.05427 98 74 20 4
2309 Get over it kid, it could have been a bullet to the head... 1.2843 0.05283 102 77 21 4
2310 Don't use all the hot water. 1.2843 0.05464 102 78 19 5
2311 My advice? Escape Rooms are not your thing. 1.2843 0.05464 102 78 19 5
2312 If Norman Bates had thoughta this, he never would have been caught. 1.2843 0.05464 102 78 19 5
2313 Lois, the new thief-deterrent statue for the front yard is clean enough--help me get it out there. 1.2843 0.05639 102 79 17 6
2314 Im drowning myself with all this backed up jobs since this pandemia curfew started! 1.2843 0.05464 102 78 19 5
2315 You get cold feet before my daughter’s wedding you’re in hot water —just family policy 1.2843 0.05096 102 76 23 3
2316 Oh sorry, I didn’t realize this bathroom was already being used. 1.2843 0.05464 102 78 19 5
2317 We’ve had some cutbacks this year, but you get the drift. 1.2842 0.05325 95 71 21 3
2318 And next time...there won’t be a shower curtain... 1.2842 0.05532 95 72 19 4
2319 I can wait here all day long! And the water bill will be on you! 1.2842 0.05430 95 74 16 5
2320 I don't think you need to worry about the second-hand smoke. 1.2842 0.05325 95 71 21 3
2321 I was hoping when you turned thirty, it wouldn't be so hard to get you to shower. 1.2842 0.05325 95 71 21 3
2322 Oh cheer up, at least it’ll be a clean death. 1.2842 0.05532 95 72 19 4
2323 I'll have to close the curtain on this caper. 1.2842 0.05325 95 71 21 3
2324 If you think this is bad, just wait until we start with the 9-volt batteries on your tongue. Ready to talk? 1.2842 0.05532 95 72 19 4
2325 Or did the boss say put the gin in the bathtub, and send Jim to swim with the fishes? 1.2842 0.05325 95 71 21 3
2326 Don't get smart with me! As soon as the lake thaws, down you go. 1.2842 0.05325 95 71 21 3
2327 You are a dirty, dirty man. 1.2842 0.05111 95 70 23 2
2328 Now don't you move. I gotta go to the fish market, see if they got any sleepy fishes. 1.2842 0.05325 95 71 21 3
2329 You got lucky. The pandemic has really screwed with our cash flow, Prof, so we gotta pay attention to expenses. 1.2842 0.06109 95 75 13 7
2330 This lockdown is really cramping my style! 1.2842 0.05325 95 71 21 3
2331 If you ask me, pal, you're very lucky I found you here in western Kansas. 1.2842 0.05325 95 71 21 3
2332 This is your final warming. 1.2842 0.05325 95 71 21 3
2333 Global warming will do the rest. 1.2842 0.05731 95 73 17 5
2334 This is your last warning ... quit subletting your uncle’s rent-controlled apartment. 1.2842 0.05532 95 72 19 4
2335 Are you gonna come clean or what? 1.2842 0.05325 95 71 21 3
2336 Listen bub, boss said give 'im cement shoes and put 'im in water. Just doin' my job. 1.2842 0.05325 95 71 21 3
2337 Are you ready to throw in the towel? 1.2842 0.05731 95 73 17 5
2338 Ropes, concrete, a body of water, curtains...that's everything in the contract. 1.2842 0.05731 95 73 17 5
2339 You think you've got problems...I'm drowning in debt! 1.2842 0.05923 95 74 15 6
2340 Lucky for you Lefty's complying with the lockdown or you'd be in the East River, Pal. 1.2842 0.05923 95 74 15 6
2341 Thanks for coming to my place. With this pandemic, you can’t be too careful. 1.2842 0.05731 95 73 17 5
2342 Where do you keep your mop? 1.2842 0.05731 95 73 17 5
2343 Maybe my van got towed, maybe it didn't. Point is the East River is coming to you now. 1.2842 0.05532 95 72 19 4
2344 Maybe now you will listen to your mother when she tells you it's bath time. 1.2842 0.05923 95 74 15 6
2345 Not so bad?... well after you see your water bill, you'll wish that tub was a lot deeper. 1.2842 0.05532 95 72 19 4
2346 Look. This quarantine thing's killin' us both. You more than me. But a job's a job. 1.2842 0.05111 95 70 23 2
2347 Well, the bosses said to give you a bath...so... 1.2842 0.05532 95 72 19 4
2348 Start talking, or I’ll turn off the hot water! 1.2842 0.05111 95 70 23 2
2349 Look, we kinda had to make cutbacks this year. Could ya just turn your head towards the shower and leave your mouth open? 1.2842 0.05923 95 74 15 6
2350 Hurry up...I'm next. 1.2842 0.05325 95 71 21 3
2351 Da boss says you gotta come clean. 1.2842 0.05532 95 72 19 4
2352 It's my daughters way of saying get lost. 1.2842 0.05325 95 71 21 3
2353 My boat was repossessed. This economy is killing me. 1.2842 0.05325 95 71 21 3
2354 Look at it like it's a once a lifetime experience 1.2842 0.05219 95 73 18 4
2355 Cold feet is no excuse 1.2842 0.05325 95 71 21 3
2356 Cold Water Never works. 1.2842 0.05111 95 70 23 2
2357 We're going to need a bigger tub. 1.2842 0.06109 95 75 13 7
2358 You’ll be dead quick enough after the water bill comes. 1.2842 0.05923 95 74 15 6
2359 If I close the curtain, how will I know you're still there? 1.2842 0.05111 95 75 15 5
2360 The city issued a stay-at-home order. See ya in two weeks. 1.2842 0.05532 95 72 19 4
2361 OK Mac, last chance before I put in the bubble bath! 1.2842 0.05532 95 72 19 4
2362 What kind of pressure will get you to break? 1.2842 0.04887 95 69 25 1
2363 The boss has gone green. Wants only clean corpses going in the drink. 1.2842 0.05532 95 72 19 4
2364 If you don’t talk I’m going to pull out the rubber ducky! 1.2842 0.05325 95 71 21 3
2365 As I see it you got two options: You either come clean or you come clean. 1.2842 0.05325 95 71 21 3
2366 Just a little test run Smith, need to make sure that new concrete sets up in water 1.2842 0.05731 95 73 17 5
2367 This is just a warning. Next time it's the hot tub. 1.2842 0.05923 95 74 15 6
2368 Start talking or you'll be sleeping with the rubber duckies 1.2842 0.05923 95 74 15 6
2369 Don't ask me. Boss said a bucket of concrete would keep your head under water. 1.2842 0.06109 95 75 13 7
2370 If I don’t give a damn about my lungs, what makes you think I give a damn about your life? 1.2842 0.05325 95 71 21 3
2371 Kid, that’s my wife you’re spying on via your virtual “learning “ platform. 1.2842 0.05111 95 70 23 2
2372 So, ya won’t come clean, eh? 1.2842 0.05325 95 71 21 3
2373 Your household asked me to deliver a message about what happens to those who leave behind empty toilet paper rolls 1.2842 0.06109 95 75 13 7
2374 For the last time, where are the Cannoli? 1.2842 0.05325 95 71 21 3
2375 I've been out of the game for a while, I'm working up to the real thing, ok? 1.2842 0.05731 95 73 17 5
2376 Yo, buddy! You almost done? I can't pee with an audience. 1.2842 0.05731 95 73 17 5
2377 You’re lucky. The ‘Big Guy’ has gone senile. 1.2842 0.05532 95 72 19 4
2378 So now you know what is feels like to be taught by Nuns ! 1.2842 0.05325 95 71 21 3
2379 And now you can tell them tonight I sleep with the fishes. 1.2842 0.05325 95 71 21 3
2380 That'll teach ya! Don't ever call me Tubby! 1.2842 0.05532 95 72 19 4
2381 It’s possible I may have missed a step... 1.2842 0.05532 95 72 19 4
2382 Ok, Felix, now sing! 1.2842 0.05731 95 73 17 5
2383 Talk now or it's curtains... 1.2842 0.05111 95 70 23 2
2384 UMM...? SURPRISE!!! 1.2842 0.05325 95 71 21 3
2385 Next time we tell you to wash behind your ears,You 1.2842 0.05731 95 73 17 5
2386 Kids these days! 1.2842 0.05532 95 72 19 4
2387 If we didn't have to quarantine, this would go a lot quicker. 1.2842 0.05532 95 72 19 4
2388 This isn’t what it looks like. 1.2842 0.05923 95 74 15 6
2389 Alright well I guess you're in our bubble 'til we're allowed back down to the docks. 1.2842 0.05923 95 74 15 6
2390 We agree then,no more recounts. 1.2842 0.05923 95 74 15 6
2391 Personally, I think you're a stand-up guy. 1.2842 0.05111 95 70 23 2
2392 Waddya mean you need soap to come clean ? 1.2842 0.05325 95 71 21 3
2393 I dunno, I was told to clean up loose ends 1.2842 0.05532 95 72 19 4
2394 Don’t make me flush the toilet, Mack.” 1.2842 0.05325 95 71 21 3
2395 We have ways to make you clean. 1.2842 0.05731 95 73 17 5
2396 I guess we'll go easy on you this time. 1.2842 0.05111 95 70 23 2
2397 I was told it was a role play 1.2842 0.05325 95 71 21 3
2398 Working from home saves lives. 1.2842 0.05111 95 70 23 2
2399 Whacking from home 1.2842 0.05923 95 74 15 6
2400 Smoking is bad for you. 1.2842 0.04887 95 69 25 1
2401 I’m gonna ask yous one more time, did you vote for Donnie? 1.2842 0.05111 95 70 23 2
2402 If this doesn’t work, we’ll try it upside down. 1.2842 0.05325 95 71 21 3
2403 And when you’re downstairs neighbors find out who caused all the damage it’ll be curtains for you. 1.2842 0.05532 95 72 19 4
2404 This is the new normal. 1.2842 0.05325 95 71 21 3
2405 Just say election was rigged 1.2842 0.05731 95 73 17 5
2406 Do you mind holding your breath? 1.2842 0.05731 95 73 17 5
2407 Yeah we’ve been trying to reduce our carbon footprint. It’s not much but it’s a start. 1.2842 0.05325 95 71 21 3
2408 The bathings will continue until your aroma improves 1.2842 0.06109 95 75 13 7
2409 We’ve all had to adjust. 1.2842 0.05532 95 72 19 4
2410 Stay inside, they said. Work from home, they said 1.2842 0.05731 95 73 17 5
2411 in order to remain contact free, i’m staying six feet away... now turn the water on. cold 1.2842 0.05731 95 73 17 5
2412 Still won't talk, eh? Well let's see how tough you are if I . . . shut the curtain! 1.2842 0.04405 95 72 22 1
2413 I’d have put you on the bottom of the river but Quarantine and all.... 1.2842 0.05731 95 73 17 5
2414 '' Now tell me the real reason why everyone is wearing masks'' 1.2842 0.05325 95 71 21 3
2415 Dont look at me like that. The Verrazano is closed. 1.2842 0.05325 95 71 21 3
2416 The new boss is an environmentalist. 1.2842 0.05325 95 71 21 3
2417 I know I said yes to role-playing but this is a bit much 1.2842 0.05532 95 72 19 4
2418 That's a lovely cigarette you've got there- Do I know you? 1.2828 0.04982 99 73 24 2
2419 Seems fair to me...you get clean while I clean you out. 1.2828 0.04982 99 73 24 2
2420 This is my first quarantine whack. 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
2421 Now do you get that I kinda sorta mean business? 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
2422 It's hard to be a traditionalist here in the middle of Kansas. 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
2423 You'd better come clean before it's too late. 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
2424 Okay so you're not wearing a wire. 1.2826 0.05202 92 68 22 2
2425 Davy Jones' locker is full, so here we are in Micky Dolenz' bathroom. 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
2426 The kitchen sink it is. 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
2427 Big Paulie wants to give you some time to think, and says you'll do your best thinking in here. 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
2428 Sorry. Before Covid the boys could just dump you in the river. 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
2429 If you have to pee, pee! 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
2430 I know, but the Don said to just warn you this time. 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
2431 Let this be a warning to you. 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
2432 I hate mixed messages; which is it, water preservation or life preservation? 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
2433 Kid, my back is killing me. We gotta make this work instead of the river. 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
2434 This is a rehearsal, if you don’t talk. 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
2435 Do you still think that being in public in your underwear is your worst dream? 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
2436 This'll have to do. I couldn't get the car started. 1.2826 0.05202 92 68 22 2
2437 Like the boss said, you're gonna sleep with the rubber duckies 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
2438 I’m sorry. The East River is a lot cleaner than it used to be. 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
2439 The boss said to teach you a lesson. But don't make a mess. So I guess we're almost done. 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
2440 Next screw-up, its the river! 1.2826 0.05202 92 68 22 2
2441 The damn beach is closed. This'll hafta do. 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
2442 This is the demo only. 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
2443 You're in deeper water than you think. 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
2444 Start cooperatin' or I'll have to destroy your blow dryer. 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
2445 New EPA regulations 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
2446 Now you sleep with the rubber duckies! 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
2447 Look on the bright side. You could be sinking with sharks off Montauk! 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
2448 You’re lucky the hot tub was already taken. 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
2449 They call you a dirty cop, but we’re fixing that. 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
2450 I know Mama told you, "If I have to tie you up, you are going to take a bath", but this is pushing it a bit. 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
2451 Double dipping won’t work! 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
2452 Yeah. I'm self quarantining and that's the deepest I have. 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
2453 We don't want to get no virus from you scumbag. 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
2454 Mr. Barr,is there anything further you require? 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
2455 Sure a cigarette is your last wish? 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
2456 OK, I'll accommodate your fish allergy, but you better start talking or no more Mr. Nice Guy. 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
2457 Relax... I am just practicing! 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
2458 Can I have my rubber duck? 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
2459 Your alibi is all wet. 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
2460 We are on lockdown due to Covid19 so this is the best I can do. 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
2461 Ya better start talking or you'll be sleeping with the rubber duckies 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
2462 Unless you starting talking, I'm going to put shampoo in your hair and then drop the water pressure 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
2463 I don’t care how long it takes; you are going to come clean. 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
2464 The boss said I gotta work on my technique. 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
2465 No, sorry, I don't have any hair conditioner 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
2466 Now you are all washed up 1.2826 0.05202 92 68 22 2
2467 When ya get to hell, tell 'em Johnny 'Cut Corners' Cusamano sent ya! 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
2468 We’re gonna make you come clean! 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
2469 I think you should take me seriously. 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
2470 Look, you gotta be resourceful, workin' from home. 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
2471 All right, kiddo. Time to come clean. 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
2472 Don't try to lecture me about the laws of physics. 1.2826 0.04967 92 67 24 1
2473 OK, so maybe you won't drown...but you'll have one hell of a water bill to pay. 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
2474 If you ask me, the old gang’s never been the same since taking up money laundering. 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
2475 Where did I put that waterboarding manual? 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
2476 I'd help you, but that would violate social distancing. 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
2477 Is this a wet dream? 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
2478 In 6-8 hours you'll be sleeping with the sundries pal. 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
2479 Well, this is awkward... 1.2826 0.05202 92 68 22 2
2480 And no more WIFI. 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
2481 Come clean and we can forget this ever happened. 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
2482 Tonight you'll be sleeping with the duckies. 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
2483 Ever since Rocco got that third hand, we won't do no more Hudson drops. 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
2484 And they said I was the one who'd get cold feet. 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
2485 Don't look at me that way, this is the best I could under the circumstances. 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
2486 No, I did not know that smoking causes cancer, thank you very much! 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
2487 You got about two years to fess up, or you'll be underwater. 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
2488 You will be more comfortable now that we have wet you down first. 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
2489 Listen kid, either you talk or I flush the toilet. 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
2490 Ok Houdini, you’re paying the damn water bill. 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
2491 See, the floor isn't even wet. 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
2492 Pretty sure this is is not what Tony meant Paulie. 1.2826 0.05202 92 68 22 2
2493 It's not my fault that you live so far away from the East River. 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
2494 Because of the New Green Deal we're not allowed to throw bodies into the river anymore." 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
2495 I might have got this wrong. 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
2496 You're lucky that I'm an unpaid intern. 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
2497 I told them he is an environmentalist. He'll see the water running for no good reason and he'll talk in no time. 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
2498 Lefty said "make him come clean". 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
2499 Ya, I’m aware it’s a non-smoking building. You don’t see a gun, do ya? 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
2500 The boss said to whack you but to keep it clean. 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
2501 The new Geneva Convention Water Torture rules say no smoking either 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
2502 My creativity spiked as I became soft on crime. 1.2826 0.05202 92 68 22 2
2503 You are lucky we are not near a river. 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
2504 Sorry, kid - I’m your super, not a plumber. 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
2505 Stormy night indeed... for the victim at least. 1.2826 0.05202 92 68 22 2
2506 I clean you out, then I clean you up. That's my motto. 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
2507 You should know, this is a smoke-free building. 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
2508 He sleeps with fishes, lockdown style 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
2509 Godot revisited 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
2510 You hAd to keep counting the ballots... 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
2511 Don’t you think your Houdini obsession is getting out of hand? 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
2512 It gets pretty nasty out here, kid. Boss’s orders. You’ll learn 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
2513 Between the cost of gas and the budget cuts- this is how the boss wants it done. 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
2514 You’ll be swimming with the rubber duckies now, see... 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
2515 You better talk before the co-op complains. 1.2826 0.06245 92 73 12 7
2516 'have you found the killer?' 1.2826 0.05202 92 68 22 2
2517 Don’t mock me... 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
2518 Don’t forget to feed the dog. I’ll be home at 6. 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
2519 Day two in the life of a private investigator... 'Take the job', she said, 'It's just like any other'. 1.2826 0.05202 92 68 22 2
2520 Luca Brasi bathes with the fishes. 1.2816 0.05590 103 80 17 6
2521 Just wait until you see what the insurance will cost after all the water damage. 1.2816 0.05239 103 78 21 4
2522 Because it sank, okay? Damn Trump regattas. 1.2816 0.05418 103 79 19 5
2523 You’re lucky I forgot to put in the plug. 1.2816 0.05239 103 78 21 4
2524 Tell us, or we’ll flush the toilet 1.2812 0.05482 96 73 19 4
2525 Now you're gonna sleep with the no-slip appliqué fishes. 1.2812 0.05278 96 72 21 3
2526 I hope you don't mind me smoking. 1.2812 0.05678 96 74 17 5
2527 You can act tough, but they all crack before the room starts flooding. 1.2812 0.05678 96 74 17 5
2528 You're lucky we adopted a green new deal for river pollution, or else you'd be swimming with the fishes. 1.2812 0.05278 96 72 21 3
2529 This may take just a little bit longer than usual, but times are what they are. 1.2812 0.05482 96 73 19 4
2530 Management seeks the favor of an updated reply to its request you shower with the curtain inside the tub. 1.2800 0.05333 100 76 20 4
2531 because we clean up our mess 1.2796 0.05795 93 72 16 5
2532 You won’t need soap where you’re going, buddy. 1.2796 0.05993 93 73 14 6
2533 Nah..this ain't no warning. It's a dry run. 1.2796 0.05795 93 72 16 5
2534 Yeah, nothing's the same in 2020. Deal with it. 1.2796 0.05590 93 71 18 4
2535 It’s too late for me kid, I’ll never get rid of these nasty cigarettes. But you, now you have the chance I never had.” 1.2796 0.05590 93 71 18 4
2536 GIVE IT UP, MICHIGAN ELECTION OFFICIAL... 1.2796 0.05154 93 69 22 2
2537 Pay up, or it won't stay virtual. 1.2796 0.05993 93 73 14 6
2538 What do you mean with ”This doesn’t work on me, I’m English”? 1.2796 0.05590 93 71 18 4
2539 Climate change, you know... ain't no more fishes to be sleeping with 1.2796 0.05795 93 72 16 5
2540 For criminy sakes, Yes, it's quick set!...and...Yes, I'll put the cigarette out then! 1.2788 0.05870 104 83 13 8
2541 It's called drowning the hard way. 1.2788 0.05709 104 82 15 7
2542 Drought. 1.2788 0.05195 104 79 21 4
2543 So! Where is the light switch? 1.2788 0.05709 104 82 15 7
2544 Now you’re gonna sleep with the rubber duckies! 1.2778 0.06126 90 71 13 6
2545 Last chance. Talk or I send in the ticker. 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
2546 You better start talking or were gonna have a slippery situation here 1.2778 0.05004 90 66 23 1
2547 One way or another, you are going to sing. 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
2548 You’re in need of professional help. 1.2778 0.05004 90 66 23 1
2549 Covid economy. We'll get you to something deeper when more reopens. 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
2550 I had strict instructions for a clean getaway 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2551 This will have to do until the boat gets fixed. 1.2778 0.06126 90 71 13 6
2552 You at least get the idea, right? 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
2553 I suggest you talk now. Sooner or later, 3-B always flushes. 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
2554 Dis is just a warning...sorry about the cement. 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
2555 Whaddya mean with that crack about my depth perception? 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
2556 Make concrete... check Tie up Mugsy...check Put Mugsy in concrete...check Was it throw on water.... I better double check... 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
2557 For a micro-betrayal, we make the punishment proportionate to the transgression, I'm told. 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
2558 Cry me a bathtub. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2559 I'm looking for a fella named "Bates." Believe he runs this here motel. 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
2560 Even the mafia's gone sustainable. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2561 The boss wasn't happy about the bathroom renovation you did. 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
2562 I'm gonna go now, Alan. This wasn't as fun as I thought it would be. 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
2563 Th' Boss calls it, 'Death by a Thousand Drops'. 1.2778 0.05004 90 66 23 1
2564 Sorry, but with Covid-19 closing the piers, this is the best we can do. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2565 This is your last chance to come clean. Who placed itching powder in the bosses shorts? 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
2566 Dis Damm Covid. You gotta change everyting. 1.2778 0.05247 90 67 21 2
2567 We're just getting your feet wet. 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
2568 You're lucky. The boss said it was only a misdemeanour. 1.2778 0.05247 90 67 21 2
2569 Talk fast. I'm almost out of hot water 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2570 The duck stays in the picture. 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
2571 Hopefully I've applied enough pressure. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2572 Who do you think you are, Houdini? 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
2573 Say when! 1.2778 0.05004 90 69 19 2
2574 I don't have my beach pass, and now they check your trunk anyway. 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
2575 No, you’re not getting your rubber ducky. 1.2778 0.05247 90 67 21 2
2576 Crap,I hate low flow 1.2778 0.06126 90 71 13 6
2577 Alright, maybe you won’t really be swimmin’ with the fishes. 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
2578 It’s a cost cutting measure. 1.2778 0.05247 90 67 21 2
2579 Just think of your water bill. 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
2580 It's my first day on the job. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2581 Sorry,I I'm self-quarantinin'. 1.2778 0.06126 90 71 13 6
2582 We promised you a clean get away. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2583 Your asylum hearing didn’t go well. 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
2584 C'mon, Jake, it's time to come clean. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2585 That is not your 'safe word,' Mr. Smith. 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
2586 Last chance, kid. Talk, or I put the shampoo in your eyes. 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
2587 Those glasses make you look ridiculous! 1.2778 0.05004 90 66 23 1
2588 It's now time to come clean! 1.2778 0.05247 90 67 21 2
2589 Keep in mind, it’s only in the concept stage. 1.2778 0.04748 90 65 25 0
2590 Hey kid. You’re all washed up - in a good way. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2591 Next time clean your glasses when we tell you to. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2592 Let’s have a small talk first 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
2593 So, you gonna where a mask or not? 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
2594 It’s curtains for you! Shower curtains! 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
2595 You’d never sink to the bottom of the ocean - too much plastic. 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
2596 We wouldn't want you to die of a heart attack due to the cold water when we throw you into the Hudson. 1.2778 0.06520 90 73 9 8
2597 I'm gonna scrub you out! 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2598 We have to do it this way due to Covid isolation. 1.2778 0.05247 90 67 21 2
2599 It works better if you throw me in the river. 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
2600 Sorry. This is my first time doing wet-work. 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
2601 Don't worry, this is only a test run. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2602 Rope....check. Cement...Check... Water....Check. 1.2778 0.05247 90 67 21 2
2603 Well, we should all be concerned about the pollution of our oceans. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2604 I told you Kid, there are some things they don’t teach you in college. 1.2778 0.05247 90 67 21 2
2605 I gotta tell ya Irving, you are one tough accountant 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
2606 ok you passed.you are now Joseph 'SOGGY' Mastriano. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2607 Congrats, kid. You passed the audition. Tomorrow we do this for real. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2608 You're up to your knees now - kid. 1.2778 0.04748 90 70 18 2
2609 Come clean kid, or you’ll sleep with the dishes. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2610 They told me I'd be in hot water if I didn't cooperate 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
2611 The truck is out of fuel. 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
2612 The pandemic has changed how we do things. 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
2613 Let me guess - the kidnapper made you buy a timeshare. 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
2614 Literal Larry's boss told him to make sure it was a clean kill. 1.2778 0.05004 90 66 23 1
2615 This won't kill you, but seeing your water bill will make you wish it had. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2616 Now you can do your singing in the rain. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2617 So what’s this about April showers? 1.2778 0.05247 90 67 21 2
2618 'No, just until this Corona business blows over' 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
2619 It's like this. . .see. . . you gotta lay down in the tub. . . . see . . . or it ain't gonna work. . . see. . . 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
2620 You send a millennial out to do a job... 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
2621 The boss said, ya gotta come clean before we put you in the river. 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
2622 In these times, our HR department encourgaes work from home. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2623 I don't know about you, but I'll be glad when we're not working from home anymore. 1.2778 0.06326 90 72 11 7
2624 Start talking or we switch it to a low pressure shower head. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2625 We are the new, environmentally friendly Mob. Bodies were causing all kinda problems in the East River. 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
2626 Hey kid, do me a favor and hold your breath for a while. 1.2778 0.06520 90 73 9 8
2627 Tell me where the money is or I'll pull the plug! 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2628 No, it’s a rubber ducky in my pocket, and I don’t think you’re happy to see me. 1.2778 0.06126 90 71 13 6
2629 Cruise ships blocked all the docks. This'll have to do. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2630 Pull off the Houdini stuff or I'm going to pull the plug 1.2778 0.06326 90 72 11 7
2631 You might be surprised by what’s coming next. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2632 And no, you can’t have a rubber ducky. 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
2633 Okay, smartass, this may take longer but what would you do if the lake is frozen and you hate cold weather! 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2634 MAGA Cult Deprogramming: Step 1- Thorough decontamination, rinse and repeat. 1.2778 0.06326 90 72 11 7
2635 Bugsy warned me -- use interns and get what ya pay for. 1.2778 0.06126 90 71 13 6
2636 In his book "How I Did It," Houdini claims this one is a no-brainer. 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
2637 The hot water will run out eventually - then you won’t be so smug. 1.2778 0.05247 90 67 21 2
2638 I just don’t have the time to be impressed by all your misfortunes 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2639 Apparently there's a real market for life-sized cork toppers this holiday season. 1.2778 0.05127 90 69 18 3
2640 Sign says youse gots da shower before youse goes in da pool 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2641 Slowly, Dutch realized that Zach wasn't taking his threat as seriously as Dutch thought he would 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
2642 Tonight, Jonathan Greenblatt sleeps with the rubber duckies. 1.2778 0.05004 90 66 23 1
2643 We warned you to clean up your act. 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
2644 And if you don't come clean, it'll be curtains 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
2645 You're just damn lucky I kinda like ya. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2646 You called a plumber -- you don't like my work? 1.2778 0.05247 90 67 21 2
2647 Guantanamo Bay was full. 1.2778 0.05247 90 67 21 2
2648 Just wait until your mother gets home. 1.2778 0.05004 90 66 23 1
2649 C’mon, it’s about time you came clean. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2650 I must be going soft. Next the cold water goes full blast. 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
2651 No concrete - had to fill the bucket with yogurt." 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2652 It’s your investment returns that are criminal 1.2778 0.05247 90 67 21 2
2653 Cement, water...technically they got it right. 1.2778 0.05703 90 71 14 5
2654 I'm comin back wid the Ambien and guppies 1.2778 0.05365 90 70 16 4
2655 Where did you say the towels were? 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
2656 Tell me everything you know about the single shot, non refrigerated, protection for life, $1 vaccine and I promise I'll let you go. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2657 I apologize for the down scaled option – we've been told to cut expenses on location 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
2658 Are you sure it isn’t “snitches get showers?” 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2659 At this point you’re probably thinking, 11 people was the wrong number to have over for Thanksgiving 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
2660 That’s was the last time you go out without a mask 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2661 water bored" 202 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2662 You’re in hot water, and you’re going to stay that way 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
2663 All this because I asked him to quit smoking in the apartment? 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
2664 And in about 5 seconds, the hot water is going to cut out. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2665 I said he gave me A Corona!! As in the beer. I swear I’m Covid free, please let me go 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2666 I bet you did not imagine this when she said she was into wet bondage. 1.2778 0.05247 90 67 21 2
2667 If you don’t talk I am going to turn on the cold 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
2668 Tonight, ‘ya gonna be sleeping with the loofahs. 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
2669 Make sure to sing happy birthday twice before I get back 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
2670 tell me where you hid the missing Trump ballots 1.2778 0.05004 90 66 23 1
2671 It was going to be the East River, but I guess you’ll have to settle for Lower East Side bathroom. 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
2672 These shelter-in-place orders are really impacting my job performance.” 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
2673 The cement bags are just for the weight, Mack. 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
2674 Sanitize, stop touching your face, don’t leave the house and cover your mouth already. 1.2778 0.06326 90 72 11 7
2675 Nobody can hide forever from the mob, not even you, Where’s Waldo 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
2676 One more chance to talk and then I flush the toilet. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2677 From home or not, work is work 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
2678 If you don't talk you'll end up like your other associates downstairs, swimming with the dishes. 1.2766 0.05327 94 71 20 3
2679 Don’t go nowhere. I’ll be right back with the fishes. 1.2766 0.05741 94 73 16 5
2680 I'm always willing to try something new, but there's something weird about your suggestion, Mack! 1.2766 0.05327 94 71 20 3
2681 Alright kid. Come clean or its curtains. Shower curtains. 1.2766 0.05741 94 73 16 5
2682 This is what happens when you borrow money from Mr. Ducky that you can't pay back. 1.2766 0.05327 94 71 20 3
2683 You've got about two seconds before your security deposit is done-zo, kid 1.2747 0.06066 91 72 13 6
2684 A little birdie says you left the toilet seat up. That same little birdie says you do that again and the East River will be your tub. 1.2747 0.05649 91 70 17 4
2685 Because of ya little stunt, Th' Boss had to make some budget cuts... 1.2747 0.05861 91 71 15 5
2686 We used to take you to the East River, but the pollution ate away the concrete. 1.2747 0.05649 91 70 17 4
2687 They closed the road to the lake, so this will have to do! 1.2747 0.05649 91 72 14 5
2688 I have other abductions to get to but you smell like you haven’t showered in months. 1.2747 0.05861 91 71 15 5
2689 I can see that under the circumstances you might be optimistic. 1.2737 0.05487 95 73 18 4
2690 I'm working at home now. Can you help me with Zoom? 1.2736 0.04839 106 82 20 4
2691 So this is why it takes you 40 minutes to shower on a morning? 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
2692 Ain't nothing been the same since the boss put us on lockdown... 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
2693 Mr. Houdini, enough with the practice - it's raining on my wife's lasagna" 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
2694 You were right. We ARE gonna need a bigger bath. 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
2695 We’re not dumping you in the Hudson. Big Sal respects the COVID lockdown. 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
2696 Spill the beans.. or you'll be swimming with the rubber duckies. 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
2697 I'm giving you one last chance to come clean. 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
2698 Hurry up. I need to use your toilet. 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
2699 I'm bettin' on the second hand smoke. 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
2700 You's lucky we live in Nebraska. 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
2701 This is your last chance to change the vote count! 1.2727 0.06410 88 71 10 7
2702 Maybe your impending water bill will help loosen your lips 1.2727 0.05294 88 66 20 2
2703 When you get the water bill, you're gonna wish we tossed you in the East River! 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
2704 Look, I have to vary the content for my viewers. 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
2705 Showers use 79% less water than the East River. 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
2706 Would you rather be waterboarded? 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
2707 Who said it would be quick? 1.2727 0.05535 88 69 15 4
2708 You better start talking soon -- you flood the bathroom floor, you're going to lose your nice rent-controlled apartment 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
2709 Tell me what you know about quantum gravity or it's curtains for you! 1.2727 0.06203 88 70 12 6
2710 This is the best we can do under the lock-down order. 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
2711 Mr Bond, we have ways of making you wash. 1.2727 0.05294 88 66 20 2
2712 Next time it’ll be a cold shower. 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
2713 We thought you'd find comfort in spending your final days at home. 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
2714 We couldn't get a permit for the pier. 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
2715 Of course, it's a lot muddier in the lake, but you get the idea 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
2716 This working from home is no picnic for me either. 1.2727 0.04775 88 64 24 0
2717 You're not getting out of the tub until you're good and clean 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
2718 Hey, Joey? I think you read the water boarding manual wrong. 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
2719 Talk, or we break out the covid. 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3