Contest #734


Cartoon

734

The winning captions

These captions are chosen by The New Yorker.

  1. “Stop fighting it, kid—everyone eventually sings in the shower.”
  2. “Are you gonna talk, or am I gonna have to flush the toilet again?”
  3. “I don’t have to. Your neighbor downstairs is going to kill you.”


Name Value
Submission deadline 2020-11-22T20:12:00.000Z
Voting started -
Voting ended 2020-12-06T20:14:00.000Z
Finalists announced 2020-11-30T20:13:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued December 7, 2020
Number of captions 7390
Number of responses 840412
Number of participants -


Dashboard

In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 This your last chance to come clean. 2.1391 0.00713 10324 2143 4624 3557
1 Boss is makin' us work from home now. 2.0138 0.00776 10388 3212 3833 3343
2 Stop fighting it kid, everyone eventually sings in the shower. 2.0091 0.00787 9710 2911 3813 2986
3 I’m gonna ask you one more time; then I’m gonna flush the toilet. 1.9637 0.00847 9156 3198 3099 2859
4 Normally, I’d dump you in the East River, but it’s not safe to leave the house. 1.9633 0.01112 4802 1517 1944 1341
5 I figure you got about thirty seconds of hot water left - so start talking. 1.8713 0.02500 917 329 377 211
6 Why didn’t you go BEFORE I tied you up? 1.8565 0.00902 7273 2788 2756 1729
7 You think this is bad, I had to do the last guy via Zoom. 1.8190 0.01071 5576 2392 1806 1378
8 Yeah. My first day. Why? 1.8172 0.01378 3178 1302 1155 721
9 We're stayin' right here 'till you come clean. 1.7877 0.01111 4419 1773 1811 835
10 Piers are closed, Benny. It is what it is. 1.7813 0.01160 4308 1823 1604 881
11 For the last time, I'm sure that I'm six feet away. 1.7740 0.01248 3765 1626 1364 775
12 People don't realize how hard it is to Work From Home in my profession. 1.7700 0.00856 7983 3485 2857 1641
13 ...Nobody likes a dirty rat. 1.7649 0.02336 1072 469 386 217
14 The boss started me in money laundering, but I'm more of a people person. 1.7594 0.01170 4314 1947 1470 897
15 Tell me where your stash of toilet paper is and nobody gets hurt. 1.7523 0.01069 5015 2232 1801 982
16 You ain’t gonna be so tough when the hot water runs out. 1.7412 0.01012 4966 2090 2078 798
17 It's shower curtains for you, pal. 1.7391 0.01299 3492 1603 1197 692
18 The boss is giving you one last chance to come clean. 1.7338 0.00985 5379 2336 2149 894
19 You think you’re in hot water now, just wait till I flush the toilet. 1.7311 0.01178 3827 1669 1518 640
20 How did you know Giuliani sent me? 1.7266 0.01987 1646 821 454 371
21 Of course I know you won't drown. But your downstairs neighbor is going to kill you! 1.7207 0.02221 1117 507 415 195
22 All right, start singing 1.7155 0.01499 2415 1096 910 409
23 Talk or I flush. 1.7106 0.02127 1244 582 440 222
24 You'll be sleeping with the rubber duckies. 1.7041 0.02387 1014 487 340 187
25 Yes, I did work in the Trump administration,why do you ask? 1.6926 0.02585 963 503 253 207
26 Sing. 1.6908 0.01174 4272 2133 1331 808
27 The EPA says we can't drop you in the river. 1.6869 0.01153 4130 1989 1448 693
28 It's not cruel, but it is unusual. 1.6741 0.01656 1982 975 683 324
29 Gotta prove to the boss I can be just as productive from home. 1.6630 0.01439 2564 1258 912 394
30 Let me know if the smoke bothers you. 1.6518 0.01564 2306 1191 727 388
31 Turns out we have to quarantine you for 14 days before we can dump you in the East River. 1.6509 0.01467 2578 1357 778 443
32 It ain't the East River, Carl, but we gotta respect Cuomo's stay-at-home order." 1.6424 0.02968 604 307 206 91
33 Tied up, check. Cement shoes, check. Get him wet, check...followed the instructions yet I feel like something is missing... 1.6356 0.02575 837 440 262 135
34 Soon you'll be sleeping with the rubber duckies, pal. 1.6271 0.01756 1759 927 561 271
35 Everyone's brave until they get soap in their eye. 1.6257 0.01743 1659 867 555 237
36 Followin' orders. Boss said put your feet in cement and get you wet. 1.6237 0.02119 1148 593 394 161
37 We don't want you to die, just come clean. 1.6209 0.01785 1609 833 553 223
38 Don't make me use the rubber ducky 1.6195 0.01870 1598 866 474 258
39 And your brudda is gonna be sleepin' with the dishes tonight. 1.6178 0.02227 1091 583 342 166
40 What do you mean "Is this my first job?" 1.6144 0.01948 1403 748 448 207
41 I'm gonna ask you one last time...where's the toilet paper? 1.6113 0.01976 1402 762 423 217
42 Look, Cuomo has the docks closed off, I'm trying my best here. 1.6112 0.01890 1425 747 485 193
43 Are you gonna talk? ...or do you want me to flush the toilet again. 1.6054 0.02062 1328 740 372 216
44 Sorry, pal. The boss wants us to work from home. 1.6023 0.01975 1217 627 447 143
45 Yup, like everyone else, I am working from home. 1.5955 0.02504 843 462 260 121
46 Rudy already works for us. Pick another lawyer." 1.5944 0.02918 683 393 174 116
47 This is an inside job… See? 1.5941 0.03266 510 284 149 77
48 It really makes no difference what I write, because no matter how clever the caption I submit, I never find it in the competition, even after scrolling through several hundred entries. What kind of scam is this, anyway? 1.5927 0.02608 1009 635 150 224
49 Welcome to the Wetness Protection Program 1.5923 0.02312 1084 625 276 183
50 Hey, do I show up where you work and tell you how to do your job? 1.5922 0.02210 1047 568 338 141
51 The EPA says we can't just dump you right into the river anymore. 1.5916 0.02221 1075 594 326 155
52 You’re gonna die when you get the water bill. 1.5904 0.02903 603 327 196 80
53 You're goin' to sleep with the duckies. 1.5893 0.02190 1064 607 298 159
54 Then again, maybe this won’t look like an accident. 1.5888 0.02799 681 379 203 99
55 A mask doesn’t sound so bad now, does it? 1.5852 0.02385 957 541 272 144
56 Your wife sent me. Said you hadn’t showered and changed out of your pajamas since March. 1.5848 0.02498 920 534 234 152
57 Hey, I don't tell you how to do your job. 1.5762 0.03207 512 289 151 72
58 You're lucky I'm working from home. 1.5726 0.02504 847 493 227 127
59 I hope I got this right. Boss said this is my last chance. Cement, rope, under water...yup I think I got it this time! 1.5723 0.02544 844 488 229 127
60 This is just what happens when you don’t use the Oxford comma, Jimmy. I don’t make the rules. 1.5711 0.02533 837 481 234 122
61 In a few hours your downstairs neighbors will kill ya for me 1.5672 0.02518 804 454 244 106
62 Come clean, or it’s curtains. 1.5660 0.02570 788 450 230 108
63 Start talking, or I'll flush the toilet. 1.5620 0.02514 758 420 250 88
64 Any last words before I flush? 1.5616 0.02458 755 410 266 79
65 I hope we addressed satisfactorily the water pressure complaint in your hotel online review 1.5613 0.02697 750 441 197 112
66 Are you gonna talk, or am I gonna have to flush the toilet again? 1.5613 0.02684 750 439 201 110
67 They said make it a clean kill 1.5605 0.02556 744 416 239 89
68 Don't get too comfortable. This is just until the East River thaws. 1.5602 0.02837 598 333 195 70
69 Tell us where the toilet paper is and no one gets hurt” 1.5592 0.02637 735 421 217 97
70 You'd better come clean! 1.5559 0.02581 707 393 235 79
71 You’re gonna come clean. 1.5557 0.02639 700 395 221 84
72 The shower curtain goes inside the tub. 1.5554 0.02490 704 407 214 83
73 I really miss the good old days before quarantine when you could go out to the docks, feel the fresh breeze, and dispose of a body in peace... 1.5552 0.02943 616 362 166 88
74 Do's to environmental regulations, we gotta give you a shower before we's dumps you in da river. 1.5548 0.02688 694 397 209 88
75 Secondhand smoke is the least of your worries. 1.5543 0.02643 682 382 222 78
76 ‘Hey, you got lucky. Your wise guy buddy in the kitchen is sleeping with the dishes.’ 1.5541 0.02767 693 407 188 98
77 If anyone knocks tell them you’re stuck in the shower. 1.5531 0.02701 687 394 206 87
78 We're sending you to the Great Bed, Bath , and Beyond 1.5526 0.02954 646 391 153 102
79 You’d be surprised how many people die in the tub...so yeah it’ll look like an accident 1.5521 0.02698 672 382 209 81
80 Are you ready to come clean? 1.5511 0.02623 666 369 227 70
81 Netflix password and this all goes away... 1.5510 0.02852 637 372 179 86
82 Alright, now sing! 1.5509 0.02660 668 375 218 75
83 Ever since COVID, we've had to improvise. 1.5489 0.02729 634 357 206 71
84 The EPA has strict rules about what we can dump in the ocean. 1.5478 0.02782 648 375 191 82
85 Wait, did he tell me to “Toss the money and launder the guy or toss the guy and launder the money?” 1.5459 0.02522 621 355 204 62
86 Tonight you'll be sleeping with the rubber duckies 1.5450 0.02788 622 356 193 73
87 Next time you’ll read the fine print before purchasing an “escape room experience” on Groupon. 1.5450 0.03000 611 370 149 92
88 Prepare to sleep with the rubber duckies. 1.5404 0.02807 594 338 191 65
89 We have your ducky--and he's talking. 1.5399 0.02895 589 343 174 72
90 Ironically, this is the dry run 1.5399 0.02935 589 347 166 76
91 Don't make me flush the toilet, pal. 1.5396 0.02821 593 339 188 66
92 The Boss needs you to come clean. 1.5385 0.02870 585 338 179 68
93 You should consider yourself lucky. The last guy only had a bidet in his bathroom. 1.5371 0.03058 553 330 149 74
94 Are you ready to talk now or should I flush the toilet again? 1.5366 0.02837 574 327 186 61
95 Talk... then we'll see about conditioner. 1.5362 0.02863 567 324 182 61
96 The boss said to give you cement overshoes and then a bath. 1.5353 0.02974 566 334 161 71
97 I don't have to. Your neighbor downstairs is going to kill you. 1.5327 0.03115 550 335 137 78
98 The boss said to make it look like an accident. 1.5320 0.03085 547 330 143 74
99 Yes, this is the first time I've done this. Why do you ask? 1.5320 0.02974 547 320 163 64
100 I hate working from home 1.5316 0.02906 538 307 176 55
101 All he said was feet in cement and get him wet. 1.5316 0.02953 538 311 168 59
102 This can all end when you agree the mask goes over the nose. 1.5301 0.03151 532 324 134 74
103 These COVID lockdown orders make us improvise 1.5295 0.03056 508 296 155 57
104 Do I come to your office and tell you how to do your job? 1.5293 0.02954 529 305 168 56
105 Be a shame if somebody flushed the toilet. 1.5286 0.03060 524 310 151 63
106 Tell me again who won the election? 1.5278 0.03295 485 296 122 67
107 It's not the same since the EPA stopped letting us use the harbor. 1.5256 0.03181 508 308 133 67
108 Trust me—you’ll come clean. 1.5253 0.03105 514 307 144 63
109 I’m not gonna kill ya. The downstairs neighbors will. 1.5248 0.03038 505 297 152 56
110 It's part of our new Green Initiative to stop dumping dead bodies in the East River. 1.5231 0.03235 497 307 122 68
111 Maybe not, but you will get all wrinkly. 1.5215 0.02981 489 289 149 51
112 It'd be a shame if somebody were to, say, flush the toilet. 1.5206 0.03036 486 281 157 48
113 OK, maybe I didn't think this through. 1.5202 0.03135 471 276 145 50
114 Now talk or we splash soap in your eyes. 1.5198 0.03211 481 290 132 59
115 Talk, or you'll be sleepin' wit da rubber duckies 1.5189 0.03181 476 284 137 55
116 We knew there was a leak. 1.5180 0.03182 473 282 137 54
117 So, still have the hiccups? 1.5162 0.03333 463 285 117 61
118 CDC says we can’t do it that way no more. 1.5161 0.03237 465 280 130 55
119 The boss said to rub you out. Where's the loofah? 1.5157 0.03325 446 270 122 54
120 Suddenly Frank realized he was in hot water. 1.5152 0.03224 462 277 132 53
121 Think of this as a warning. A very confusing warning. 1.5143 0.03246 455 273 130 52
122 We're all improvising these days. 1.5142 0.02755 457 276 140 41
123 You somewhat-less-dirty rat… 1.5133 0.03116 452 270 135 47
124 Wadda ya mean you hafta go to the bathroom? 1.5133 0.03217 452 269 134 49
125 What part of staying at home and washing your hands did you not understand? 1.5133 0.03247 452 271 130 51
126 Ok, I’m going to ask you AGAIN, did you sell that hair dye to Mr Giuliani? 1.5133 0.03536 452 291 90 71
127 Sorry about this, the EPA says we can't throw people into the bay anymore. 1.5123 0.03228 447 266 133 48
128 Well, the boss is just not that mad. 1.5115 0.03378 434 265 116 53
129 Rudy Giuliani arranged the venue. 1.5092 0.03636 434 283 81 70
130 We would very much appreciate your vote in the Senate runoff election. 1.5059 0.03476 423 264 104 55
131 Very dramatic. Your mom and I are still kicking you out. 1.5036 0.03257 411 257 107 47
132 The boss said, "Make it a clean hit." 1.5036 0.03317 413 247 124 42
133 We’re all doing things different this year. 1.5036 0.03341 415 250 121 44
134 This is your last chance to come clean, Bobby! 1.5026 0.03485 386 234 110 42
135 Yea, but you’re not in the wetness protection program, are ya? 1.5025 0.03356 408 258 100 50
136 Don't make me turn the water cold. 1.5025 0.03218 408 238 135 35
137 It's either this or you have to relive 2020. 1.5024 0.03496 412 257 103 52
138 I'm gonna ask you one more time; how many people did you invite over for Thanksgiving? 1.5024 0.03613 412 264 89 59
139 The New York mob, they've got the Hudson River, the Chicago outfit have Lake Michigan... here in West Texas we have to work within our limitations. 1.5000 0.03540 400 250 100 50
140 Next time you’ll be swimming with the dishes 1.5000 0.03593 400 253 94 53
141 No, not the Irish mob. The Irish Spring mob. 1.5000 0.03401 402 244 115 43
142 Yer in big trouble, but not in deep trouble. 1.5000 0.03313 390 237 114 39
143 With these old pipes, you'll be full of lead in no time 1.5000 0.03260 404 248 114 42
144 Okay wiseguy, time to come clean. 1.5000 0.03414 400 243 114 43
145 This is your last and best chance to come clean. 1.4974 0.03539 392 244 101 47
146 Anyway, you get the idea. 1.4974 0.03465 392 240 109 43
147 I may not have thought this through. 1.4974 0.03576 392 246 97 49
148 Just following my orders: put his feet in cement and get him wet. 1.4961 0.03472 385 235 109 41
149 You think this is bad, just wait 'til the hot water runs out. . . . 1.4961 0.03413 385 232 115 38
150 A few more minutes and you'll be sleeping with the duckies 1.4948 0.03518 384 237 104 43
151 In a little while your downstairs neighbor is gonna come up here and finish you off. 1.4933 0.03580 375 233 99 43
152 Joey's gonna keep flushing the toilet till we hear an answer we like 1.4919 0.03641 372 234 93 45
153 We don’t throw people in the East River anymore, the ecosystem is just too delicate. 1.4919 0.03520 372 228 105 39
154 Naw we ain't gonna kill ya. But good luck getting your damage deposit back! 1.4906 0.03492 373 228 107 38
155 Tonight you are going to sleep with the rubber duckies 1.4891 0.03562 366 226 101 39
156 Talk or I'll flush the toilet. 1.4890 0.03654 362 227 93 42
157 Tonight...you sleep with the duckies. 1.4890 0.03612 362 225 97 40
158 Get talking or I flush the toilet. 1.4860 0.03501 356 216 107 33
159 You’re lucky we’re quarantined or you’d be in the East River right now. 1.4859 0.03583 354 218 100 36
160 You may as well talk, Waldo. Nobody's asking where you are anymore. 1.4857 0.03724 350 221 88 41
161 I don't know what you did, kid, but somebody wants you extra wrinkly. 1.4843 0.03582 351 216 100 35
162 The mob has ethical standards kid. We’re not going to add to the pollution in the Hudson. 1.4837 0.03714 337 210 91 36
163 Here's your chance to come clean before it's too late, buddy. 1.4809 0.03538 341 207 104 30
164 Rope, water, cement. Why ain’t this workin? 1.4809 0.03728 341 215 88 38
165 You're a dead man when the landlord sees the water bill 1.4809 0.03658 341 212 94 35
166 The boss says I should maybe make it look like an accident. 1.4807 0.03665 337 209 94 34
167 Call Tony. I know we’re not s’posed to go outside, but this ain’t gonna work 1.4792 0.03575 336 205 101 30
168 The boss is green alright. We don't throw nuthin' in the harbor unless it's clean. 1.4789 0.03754 332 209 87 36
169 We can either do this easy way or I can take out the loofah. 1.4783 0.05716 161 106 33 22
170 You'll sleep with the dishes. 1.4773 0.03688 331 206 92 33
171 You're gonna swim with the rubber duckies. 1.4773 0.03858 331 213 78 40
172 You’re in hot water, kid 1.4773 0.03737 331 208 88 35
173 Everyone's job was easier before quarantine. 1.4772 0.03512 329 200 102 27
174 Ready to sing? 1.4772 0.03405 329 206 94 29
175 Tough guy, eh? You'll start singing when the hot water runs out. They all do. 1.4771 0.03644 327 201 96 30
176 We are giving you a second chance to come clean. 1.4755 0.03652 326 201 95 30
177 I'm still ironing out the kinks of this work-from-home thing. 1.4753 0.03589 324 197 100 27
178 I’ll ask you again, did you vote in Michigan? 1.4753 0.04040 324 215 64 45
179 I really need to do something about my work-from-home setup. 1.4735 0.03718 321 200 90 31
180 You gonna talk or do I have to turn on the cold water? 1.4734 0.03461 319 199 93 27
181 We don't use the river anymore...bad for the environment. 1.4732 0.03831 317 201 82 34
182 Start talking or I start a load of laundry. 1.4723 0.03727 307 189 91 27
183 And if there's a next time, you'll really be in deep water. 1.4713 0.03668 314 193 94 27
184 I'm taking over now. Marty don't understand too much what 'clean up the evidence' means. 1.4713 0.03857 314 200 80 34
185 I specialize in inside jobs. 1.4712 0.03571 312 188 101 23
186 Don't make me flush the toilet again. 1.4694 0.04049 294 190 70 34
187 As soon as you admit you saw election fraud you're a free man 1.4691 0.03839 307 194 82 31
188 Won't kill you? Wait until you get the utility bill. 1.4691 0.03839 307 194 82 31
189 -Try not to get any water on the floor. My wife hates that. 1.4691 0.03894 307 196 78 33
190 Boss said 'make him sing' and word on the street is bathrooms got the best acoustics. 1.4678 0.03454 295 187 84 24
191 You call this a soaking tub? 1.4649 0.04243 299 208 45 46
192 Oh, you'll talk..when the hot water goes..trust me they all do. 1.4649 0.03825 299 188 83 28
193 This is just until the shelter-at-home order is lifted. 1.4649 0.03736 299 185 89 25
194 Concede. 1.4649 0.03969 299 193 73 33
195 You're right. I'm not the brains of the operation. 1.4646 0.03754 297 184 88 25
196 Look, my options are limited in lockdown, ok? 1.4642 0.04000 293 189 72 32
197 Yeah, soon you'll be sleeping with the rubber duckies. 1.4623 0.03736 292 180 89 23
198 This 'showerboarding' doesn't seem to be working! 1.4623 0.03920 292 186 77 29
199 You're in real hot water now, Bub! 1.4623 0.03608 292 191 73 28
200 One way or another, you're going to come clean. 1.4623 0.03950 292 187 75 30
201 The East River is currently filled to capacity, but you're third on the waitlist. 1.4623 0.03844 292 186 78 28
202 I’m gonna go get the fishes 1.4623 0.03767 292 186 79 27
203 This is just a dress rehearsal" 1.4621 0.03785 290 180 86 24
204 Work from home they said 1.4621 0.03970 290 186 74 30
205 You're bound to come clean now. 1.4599 0.03907 287 182 78 27
206 You better come clean you dirty rat. 1.4599 0.03907 287 182 78 27
207 Remember buddy, you're in Flint, Michigan! 1.4599 0.03999 287 185 72 30
208 You’ll come clean. They always do. 1.4599 0.03844 287 180 82 25
209 Start talkin', pal, or you're gonna sleep with the rubber duckies. 1.4596 0.04050 285 185 69 31
210 Soon as the pandemic's over, it's back to the pier. 1.4596 0.03863 285 179 81 25
211 Due to budget and staff cutbacks, we only have time to deep-two you. 1.4596 0.04050 285 185 69 31
212 This'll have to do until quarantine's over. 1.4596 0.03926 285 181 77 27
213 I eliminate bathtub scum. 1.4596 0.03700 285 179 83 23
214 The tub looked deeper in the pictures. 1.4596 0.03799 285 182 77 26
215 It was either this or sleeping with the dishes. 1.4594 0.03817 283 176 84 23
216 Giuliani said he needs more dead voters. 1.4571 0.03976 280 179 74 27
217 I didn't want to have to do this but you haven't showered since the start of the quarantine. 1.4568 0.04029 278 179 71 28
218 Gimme a name and I turn on the warm water. 1.4568 0.03692 278 169 91 18
219 Are ya gunna talk or am I gunna have to flush the toilet? 1.4568 0.04061 278 180 69 29
220 When the stay-at-home order is lifted, you're in big trouble. 1.4545 0.04060 275 178 69 28
221 Yeah, you deserve better, but we've been ordered to shelter at home. 1.4545 0.03893 275 173 79 23
222 My orders aren’t to kill you – just run up your water bill.” 1.4542 0.04048 273 176 70 27
223 If it wasn't for COVID, you'd be in da East River right now. 1.4542 0.04048 273 176 70 27
224 This is gonna have to do until the lockdown's over. 1.4542 0.04048 273 176 70 27
225 We can either do this the soft water or hard water way. 1.4542 0.04015 273 175 72 26
226 Typically, I’d dump ya in the Hudson. But tonight’s The Bachelorette finale. 1.4542 0.04147 273 179 64 30
227 Start talkin’ or I get the loofah. 1.4542 0.04048 273 176 70 27
228 I will pull it around. It's curtains for you. 1.4519 0.04180 270 178 62 30
229 Next time put the curtain in the tub, ya hear? 1.4519 0.04046 270 174 70 26
230 'You are waitlisted for the East River.' 1.4519 0.04011 270 173 72 25
231 Boss told me to make it look like a suicide. 1.4515 0.04067 268 173 69 26
232 The stay-at-home order is killing my business. 1.4515 0.03892 268 168 79 21
233 If da tub spills, before you do, Vinny, there'll be hell to pay. 1.4515 0.03837 268 169 78 21
234 The boss demands you come clean or else. 1.4515 0.03927 268 169 77 22
235 You're just lucky I'm working from home. 1.4515 0.04033 268 172 71 25
236 Ya shoulda told me that you needed to go tinkle before the cement hardened. 1.4511 0.03875 266 166 80 20
237 Stay at home orders, you know. 1.4508 0.04041 264 169 71 24
238 Where did you hide the 14.543 votes 1.4508 0.04215 264 174 61 29
239 Well, they get what they paid for. 1.4508 0.04076 264 170 69 25
240 Lucky for you the river's frozen over. 1.4494 0.04008 267 171 72 24
241 God, I hate working from home. 1.4494 0.03901 267 168 78 21
242 Look. I'm 6' away. What're you worried about? 1.4494 0.03937 267 169 76 22
243 It's not easy being a mobster in Kansas. 1.4494 0.04312 267 180 54 33
244 The real crime here is that low flow shower head. 1.4494 0.04043 267 172 70 25
245 Really? You're asking me to smoke outside? 1.4494 0.03901 267 168 78 21
246 Next time you will remember to tuck the shower curtain into the tub. 1.4487 0.03942 263 166 76 21
247 It’s time to come clean! 1.4487 0.04226 263 174 60 29
248 Boss says next time it won't be the low-flow shower head 1.4487 0.03867 263 164 80 19
249 If you don't talk now your water bill this month is going to be astronomical. 1.4487 0.04086 263 170 68 25
250 Your mother says she'll stop it if you agree to move out. 1.4483 0.04109 261 169 67 25
251 The boss said, “Put his feet in cement, and let him get wet. Then it’s curtains for the kid.” 1.4483 0.04109 261 169 67 25
252 For the last time, where did you hide the toilet paper? 1.4483 0.03981 261 168 70 23
253 Note the irony that it's a freestanding tub. 1.4483 0.04144 261 170 65 26
254 You're right. I did say you need to come clean. 1.4483 0.03963 261 165 75 21
255 And I’m going to keep you there until your fingertips get wrinkled, tough guy. 1.4483 0.04000 261 166 73 22
256 Hey, pal. I don't question Mr. Giuliani's orders,I just follow them. 1.4462 0.04190 260 171 62 27
257 Look, guy, I'd feel more comfortable if we both wore masks. 1.4453 0.04201 256 168 62 26
258 Next time it'll be a Jacuzzi with a toaster thrown in. 1.4453 0.04128 256 166 66 24
259 You'll be swimming with the fish toys tonight 1.4453 0.04165 256 167 64 25
260 So I says to the boss, I says, 'Movin' away from the coast is gonna cause issues we don't even realize yet,' but he never listens... 1.4453 0.04380 256 173 52 31
261 Sorry pal, but EPA now says we have to wash you before we can dump you in the East River. 1.4453 0.04015 256 163 72 21
262 You sleep with the duckies 1.4453 0.04128 256 166 66 24
263 It ain't even real cement anymore, just styrofoam and stucco. Bricks without straw, I tell ya. Everything's about shareholder profits these days, even in the torture business. But you know what really suffers? Quality. 1.4453 0.04309 256 171 56 29
264 Da Boss wants it to look like an accident. 1.4435 0.03708 248 162 67 19
265 We need to clean you first before dumping you in the ocean. We’re environmentalists. 1.4435 0.04411 248 167 52 29
266 Yes, this is my first hitman job. Why do you ask? 1.4435 0.04261 248 163 60 25
267 Cause Fauci said so, that's why. 1.4431 0.04392 255 173 51 31
268 Without your shirt and hat, ain't nobody gonna find you now, Waldo. 1.4422 0.04444 251 171 49 31
269 Do you mind? The cigarette? 1.4422 0.04108 251 162 67 22
270 HBO’s newest spinoff: The Soapranos 1.4418 0.04360 249 167 54 28
271 Keep lying to me and I’ll flush the toilet. 1.4418 0.04131 249 161 66 22
272 You say that now, but wait until the hot water runs out. 1.4418 0.04170 249 162 64 23
273 Oh, you'll sing soon enough; they all do. 1.4418 0.04470 249 170 48 31
274 You ain’t seen nothin’ yet — wait til the hot water runs out. 1.4418 0.04131 249 161 66 22
275 Eventually you're going to have to come clean. 1.4418 0.03972 249 157 74 18
276 And you thought wearing mask was torture 1.4400 0.04346 250 168 54 28
277 If we let the cement dry too quickly, it can crack. 1.4385 0.04386 244 164 53 27
278 Gonna be honest with ya son, I ain't quite figured out what waterboarding is yet. 1.4385 0.04190 244 159 63 22
279 And if that doesn't kill ya, the water bill will! 1.4385 0.03832 244 158 68 18
280 Now repeat after me: ‘Trump has won the election.’ 1.4385 0.04309 244 162 57 25
281 You talk and I shut off the water. If not, it overflows and goes into the Corleone apartment below, Vito gets angry, comes up, and kills you. It’s a Rube Goldberg thing I thought up. 1.4380 0.04490 242 165 48 29
282 And when we get to the kitchen, you’ll be sleepin’ with the dishes! 1.4378 0.04287 233 152 60 21
283 The East River was full 1.4378 0.04129 249 162 65 22
284 I’m only an apprentice hit man. Next month I get to use the river. 1.4370 0.04222 238 155 62 21
285 No more singin', capice? 1.4370 0.04094 238 152 68 18
286 The folks downstairs will call it in. 1.4370 0.04222 238 155 62 21
287 I'm gonna need you to stand on your head for this to work. 1.4370 0.04387 238 159 54 25
288 Oh yeah? Well everybody talks once the hot water runs out. 1.4370 0.04305 238 157 58 23
289 It's the water bill that kills you. 1.4370 0.04387 238 159 54 25
290 COVID state mandate started tonight, so I had to make do. 1.4370 0.04094 238 152 68 18
291 I can plug ya, and I can unplug ya. 1.4362 0.04119 243 157 66 20
292 I told you what would happen if my kid didn't get an A. 1.4346 0.04105 237 152 67 18
293 So tell me again: how many times did you vote? 1.4346 0.04399 237 159 53 25
294 Next time come clean. 1.4346 0.04148 237 153 65 19
295 My instructions were clear. Cement, rope, water. Don't tell me I don't know what I'm doing. 1.4346 0.04358 237 158 55 24
296 Stop whining. You think this work from home stuff is fun for me? 1.4346 0.04191 237 154 63 20
297 Tell me what I wanna know or I'll put some shampoo in your eyes 1.4346 0.04233 237 155 61 21
298 Oh, you'll talk...when you get shampoo in your eyes. 1.4340 0.04128 235 151 66 18
299 ...or you’ll never see your wife and kids again! AND next month’s water bill will be outrageous... 1.4340 0.04259 235 154 60 21
300 Can you turn around? I need to use the toilet. 1.4340 0.04216 235 153 62 20
301 It's about to get a lot worse, kid. When that tub overflows, you'll lose your deposit. 1.4340 0.04343 235 156 56 23
302 Let this be a lesson to you and your downstairs’ neighbor. 1.4335 0.04175 233 153 60 20
303 Hey, going out for a coffee, can I get you anything? 1.4332 0.04694 217 148 44 25
304 I'm only going to ask nicely one more time - where's the toilet paper? 1.4330 0.04497 224 150 51 23
305 Nothing personal. Enjoy sleeping with the duckies. 1.4329 0.04222 231 150 62 19
306 Right now you're getting the mist setting. Don't make me pulse you. 1.4329 0.04086 231 147 68 16
307 Alright! Come clean 1.4329 0.04310 231 154 55 22
308 No pressure, Mr. Smith, but my boss wants to know if you're planning on certifying the election. 1.4311 0.05404 167 115 32 20
309 Sorry kid, Hudson's full. 1.4304 0.04278 230 151 59 20
310 East River is on lock-down. 1.4304 0.03603 230 142 79 9
311 If this doesn't kill you, the water bill will. 1.4304 0.04050 230 146 69 15
312 Talk now or we start playing Giuliani on continuous loop. 1.4304 0.04578 230 158 45 27
313 Lucky for you the boss doesn’t want us violating lockdown. 1.4304 0.04188 230 149 63 18
314 We're a startup. 1.4304 0.04322 230 152 57 21
315 #1 or 2? 1.4304 0.04409 230 154 53 23
316 Ya still think all these pleats is funny, Mr. Tailor? 1.4304 0.04143 230 148 65 17
317 Actually, this IS my first time. 1.4304 0.04143 230 148 65 17
318 Pressure good enough for ya? 1.4286 0.04358 224 148 56 20
319 Now start singing. 1.4286 0.04265 224 146 60 18
320 So what makes you so sure they won’t think it’s a suicide? 1.4286 0.04358 224 148 56 20
321 Sooner or later, everyone sings. 1.4286 0.04449 224 150 52 22
322 Yes, this is my first job for the mob. Why do you ask? 1.4286 0.04449 224 150 52 22
323 There’s a stay-at-home order, whaddaya want? 1.4286 0.03686 224 152 55 17
324 I’m trying out a new COVID cure Trump came out with 1.4286 0.04493 224 151 50 23
325 I miss the old days. 1.4286 0.04218 224 145 62 17
326 The boss said to do whatever it takes to make you come clean. 1.4279 0.03964 229 144 72 13
327 Low tide. This will have to do. 1.4279 0.04289 229 151 58 20
328 This stay at home order has really interfered with our plan to make you swim with the fishes. 1.4279 0.04107 229 147 66 16
329 You wouldn’t want me to flush the toilet again now would ya? 1.4279 0.04378 229 153 54 22
330 Talk, or I'll get the loofa. 1.4273 0.04121 220 140 66 14
331 You might not die, but you're going to get pruney as hell. 1.4273 0.04221 220 142 62 16
332 In hindsight, I should have saved the cement for when we got to the dock. 1.4273 0.04270 220 143 60 17
333 So about breaking your lease.. 1.4273 0.04413 220 146 54 20
334 Now this is gonna make you sing 1.4273 0.04270 220 143 60 17
335 You got a toaster? 1.4260 0.04276 223 146 59 18
336 You're gonna wish you were dead when you get the water bill. 1.4260 0.04323 223 147 57 19
337 I'm working from home. 1.4260 0.03880 223 138 75 10
338 The ballots, Mr. Raffensperger, where are the missing ballots? 1.4260 0.04370 223 148 55 20
339 Nah, I'm gonna let the landlord kill ya. 1.4260 0.04461 223 150 51 22
340 All you had to do was tell him the votes were miscounted in Michigan 1.4260 0.04108 223 145 62 16
341 That's for going outside without a mask. 1.4260 0.04370 223 148 55 20
342 You might have guessed by now that this is just a warning. 1.4260 0.04181 223 144 63 16
343 Louie says you have to come clean. 1.4260 0.04370 223 148 55 20
344 The notoriety he craved as a "criminal mastermind" would always evade Big Ralph. 1.4260 0.04276 223 146 59 18
345 Sorry about this, buddy, turns out we accidentally booked the Four Seasons Hotel instead of the warehouse. 1.4260 0.04323 223 147 57 19
346 Hey man, you just shoulda warn the damn mask 1.4260 0.04276 223 146 59 18
347 You’d be sleeping with the fishes, but, you know, social distancing. 1.4260 0.04276 223 146 59 18
348 I woulda took you to the harbor, but the joggers got no respect for social distance. 1.4260 0.04276 223 146 59 18
349 Welcome to Flint, Michigan. 1.4260 0.04595 223 153 45 25
350 ‘Relax, no-one can hear you pee.’ 1.4260 0.04370 223 150 52 21
351 No, you won’t drown, but your glasses are gonna fog up and you will get prune hands. 1.4253 0.04350 221 146 56 19
352 You'll sleep with the loofahs. 1.4253 0.04303 221 145 58 18
353 Consider it a trial run. 1.4253 0.04107 221 141 66 14
354 I wish this town had a river. 1.4240 0.04454 217 145 52 20
355 Pardon me for not wearing a mask. 1.4240 0.04406 217 144 54 19
356 Next, the sponge knuckles. 1.4240 0.04406 217 144 54 19
357 Oh, NOW you have to go to the bathroom?. 1.4233 0.04234 215 139 61 15
358 It'd be a real shame if you got a little soap in your eyes. 1.4233 0.04627 215 147 45 23
359 The downstairs neighbors will kill you shortly. 1.4233 0.04077 215 136 67 12
360 Sleepin' wid da fishes" works good on da coasts, but some parts of da country ya just gotta improvise 1.4233 0.04385 215 142 55 18
361 Sorry, kid. This is a dry run. 1.4233 0.04285 215 140 59 16
362 Shower with the fishes. 1.4233 0.04385 215 142 55 18
363 Im only gonna ask one more time How many ballots did you fill out 1.4233 0.04483 215 144 51 20
364 Until dis quarantine is lifted, you’s will just have to imagine you’re in the East River. 1.4233 0.04024 215 150 45 20
365 Tony The Faucet sends his regards 1.4233 0.04435 215 143 53 19
366 Tell me about it,COVID-19 has forced everyone to work from home.... 1.4233 0.04435 215 143 53 19
367 If you talk now, you won't get pruney. 1.4233 0.04385 215 142 55 18
368 Talk, or you can kiss your security deposit goodbye. 1.4233 0.04285 215 140 59 16
369 I'll give you one last chance to come clean. 1.4233 0.04385 215 142 55 18
370 Thanks for participating in our mobster training program. 1.4233 0.04627 215 147 45 23
371 Vito was still working out a few kinks in his Work From Home set up. 1.4233 0.04579 215 146 47 22
372 No, smart guy. It's not my first time doing this! 1.4221 0.05153 154 104 36 14
373 I’m leaving you, Wendell. Don’t try to follow me. 1.4208 0.04528 202 134 51 17
374 Talk or it’s shower curtains for you! 1.4198 0.04324 212 139 57 16
375 When the water leaks to the apartment below, the tenant is gonna kill you. 1.4198 0.04476 212 142 51 19
376 This is what you get for playing dirty 1.4198 0.04575 212 144 47 21
377 Boss said to make it a clean hit. 1.4198 0.04526 212 143 49 20
378 Talk! Or, it's curtains for you! 1.4198 0.04526 212 143 49 20
379 If you had to rate this experience, would it be: Exceeds Expectations, Meets Expectations, or Below Expectations? 1.4190 0.04704 210 145 42 23
380 Everyone struggles with work-from-home in their own separate way. 1.4183 0.04380 208 137 55 16
381 To be honest, I'm not as productive working from home. 1.4183 0.04218 208 134 61 13
382 Tie up body, check. Put feet in concrete, check. Put body into water, check. Something just seems wrong here. ??? 1.4183 0.04327 208 136 57 15
383 It was at that exact moment, Jim realized he was all washed up. 1.4183 0.03874 208 143 49 16
384 Now,it’s curtains for you! 1.4183 0.04273 208 135 59 14
385 The boss said it's gotta be a clean hit. 1.4183 0.04327 208 136 57 15
386 Lockdown rules, buddy. 1.4183 0.04433 208 138 53 17
387 The shower curtain belongs INSIDE the tub. 1.4183 0.04587 208 141 47 20
388 Working from home has its challenges, all right. 1.4183 0.04433 208 138 53 17
389 Since you asked, I’m working my way up to money laundering. 1.4183 0.04485 208 141 48 19
390 In some small way, I feel like I'm contributing to the Hudson River's cleanup. 1.4183 0.04485 208 139 51 18
391 When the hot water runs out, you'll talk. 1.4183 0.04273 208 135 59 14
392 You think this is torture? Just wait til the hot water runs out. 1.4183 0.04218 208 139 53 16
393 Damn those reduced flow shower heads 1.4183 0.04737 208 144 41 23
394 We prefer existential dread. 1.4183 0.04433 208 138 53 17
395 What you owe me ain't nuthin' compared to what you'll owe the plumber. 1.4183 0.04327 208 136 57 15
396 I'm not sure I'm doing this right. It's my first time. 1.4183 0.04433 208 138 53 17
397 Normally, you'll be swimming with the fishes, but I work from home now. 1.4183 0.04327 208 136 57 15
398 Working from home is just not the same. 1.4183 0.04433 208 138 53 17
399 Now, you’re going to tell them you witnessed voter fraud at the polls 1.4183 0.04380 208 137 55 16
400 Nowadays, we all gotta work from home. 1.4183 0.04078 208 136 59 13
401 Just a taste of what’ll happen if you release his tax returns ! 1.4171 0.04894 199 139 37 23
402 Consider this a dry run…capiche? 1.4163 0.04570 209 142 47 20
403 It's part of our initiative on ocean conservancy. 1.4155 0.04601 207 141 46 20
404 Another couple minutes and those hiccups should be gone. 1.4155 0.04550 207 140 48 19
405 All you need to say is the election was rigged and we'll let you go. 1.4154 0.04580 195 130 49 16
406 Eddie "the executioner" soon realizes he may not be able to work from home. 1.4129 0.04536 201 135 49 17
407 Well, it's because you didn't make the boss all that mad, but he was still kinda miffed. 1.4129 0.04481 201 134 51 16
408 OK, let’s see how tough you are when I flush the toilet a few times. 1.4129 0.04253 201 130 59 12
409 It looks like Eddie the Idiot beat me here. 1.4129 0.04751 201 139 41 21
410 Lucky for you the lake is frozen. Let this be a warning. 1.4129 0.04591 201 136 47 18
411 You’re getting warmer. 1.4129 0.03482 201 133 59 9
412 I’ll let your downstairs neighbor finish you off 1.4129 0.04425 201 133 53 15
413 With Covid and self quarantining the East River is off limits, but you get the idea so watch out. 1.4129 0.04481 201 134 51 16
414 Yeah, I’m a hitman, but what I really want to do is direct.” 1.4129 0.04536 201 135 49 17
415 I dropped out to join the mob before we got to Physics. Why do you ask? 1.4129 0.04481 201 134 51 16
416 Our new boss doesn't want any more garbage thrown in the Bay. 1.4129 0.04591 201 136 47 18
417 I know it doesn't seem like it, but this will eventually kill you 1.4129 0.04645 201 137 45 19
418 Either you start talkin' or I start flushin'. 1.4126 0.04511 206 139 49 18
419 Think of it as a dry run for the East River. 1.4126 0.04716 206 143 41 22
420 Looks like it’s shower curtains for you Sonny. 1.4126 0.04511 206 139 49 18
421 ... and no one's ever gonna find Waldo again. 1.4126 0.04040 206 143 46 17
422 You OK with the water temperature? 1.4126 0.04405 206 137 53 16
423 COVID restrictions, this is the best we could do.... 1.4121 0.04340 199 136 49 14
424 The governor banned outdoor cement shoe executions for three weeks. 1.4121 0.04512 199 133 50 16
425 You’ve got one last chance. Do you want out of this cartoon or not? 1.4121 0.04678 199 136 44 19
426 The pool rules are "shower first". 1.4121 0.04732 199 137 42 20
427 Lucky for you, there's a "stay at home" order. 1.4121 0.04340 199 130 56 13
428 We all have to make adjustments with sheltering in place. 1.4121 0.04512 199 133 50 16
429 Blame the new EPA regulations but we can’t use the East River anymore. 1.4121 0.04732 199 137 42 20
430 Because it's winter and it's goddamn cold outside, that's why. 1.4118 0.04434 204 136 52 16
431 I already drained your wallet, smartypants. Algorithm your way out of this. 1.4112 0.04711 197 135 43 19
432 So I heard you were getting cold feet. 1.4109 0.04464 202 135 51 16
433 Like I said, this is just a dry run. 1.4103 0.06208 117 81 24 12
434 I've got a water pistol in my pocket and I'm not afraid to use it. 1.4093 0.04836 193 134 39 20
435 Did I come at a bath time? 1.4091 0.04637 198 135 45 18
436 Ya shoulda paid Kushner his rent money. 1.4091 0.04692 198 136 43 19
437 This kind of thing was much easier when I didn’t have to work from home 1.4091 0.04262 198 131 54 13
438 It's the most dangerous room in the house. 1.4091 0.04262 198 131 54 13
439 Mr Giuliani ordered it. 1.4091 0.04853 198 139 37 22
440 Martin felt Cynthia’s rejection like a cold shower and a mob hit all rolled into one. 1.4091 0.04410 198 131 53 14
441 It will have to do for now; the swamp is still too full of trumpies. 1.4091 0.04905 198 140 35 23
442 I want to kill you, not endanger the harbour’s delicate ecosystem. 1.4091 0.04525 198 133 49 16
443 You won’t drown, but the water bill will kill you. 1.4091 0.04525 198 133 49 16
444 If you think this part is bad just wait until you get the water bill 1.4091 0.04171 198 137 45 16
445 And you'll stay right there until you admit the negative effects of global warming. 1.4082 0.04835 196 137 38 21
446 That's right, it's curtains for you pal. 1.4082 0.04260 196 127 58 11
447 Tonight, you'll be sleeping with the dishes. 1.4082 0.04351 196 131 51 14
448 Gives wetting yourself a whole new meaning. 1.4082 0.04613 196 133 46 17
449 You’re all washed up, buddy. 1.4082 0.04670 196 134 44 18
450 It’s a house rule - you have to take a shower before you go into the pool. 1.4082 0.04499 196 131 50 15
451 The docks are closed due to COVID, so here we are... 1.4082 0.04556 196 132 48 16
452 This whole 'sheltering in place' thing has really put a strain on us hit men. 1.4082 0.04321 196 128 56 12
453 These work from home orders are really cramping my style. 1.4082 0.04499 196 131 50 15
454 And you ain’t getting no conditioner, neither. 1.4082 0.04835 196 137 38 21
455 Tie him up? Check. Feet in concrete? Check. Immerse in water? Something's not right here. 1.4070 0.04563 199 135 47 17
456 Consider this a warning. 1.4062 0.04441 192 127 52 13
457 Time to come clean. 1.4062 0.04562 192 129 48 15
458 As soon as this Stay at Home Order gets lifted,you and I are going for a little boat ride. 1.4062 0.04441 192 127 52 13
459 You’ll sing like a canary when Fat Tony has to use the can. 1.4062 0.04963 192 136 34 22
460 Hand over the toilet paper and nobody gets hurt... 1.4062 0.04907 192 135 36 21
461 You don't talk? Then next, we exfoliate you. 1.4062 0.04379 192 126 54 12
462 Well here in Flint we like to take our time. 1.4062 0.04851 192 134 38 20
463 If you're still asymptomatic in two weeks, we'll bring you out to the ocean. 1.4062 0.04502 192 128 50 14
464 Listen, Frankie, you're not getting out of this until you come clean 1.4062 0.04562 192 129 48 15
465 We pledged to stop ocean dumping. 1.4062 0.04851 192 134 38 20
466 The river seemed too cliché 1.4062 0.04680 192 131 44 17
467 Okay, come clean. 1.4062 0.03953 192 132 47 13
468 Pier sign said 'MUST SHOWER BEFORE SWIMMING WITH THE FISHES'. 1.4062 0.04795 192 133 40 19
469 Nothing personal---it's a nuanced warning to the people below you. 1.4053 0.04831 190 132 39 19
470 It won't be long before the neighbors come upstairs and murder you for soaking their apartments 1.4053 0.04533 190 127 49 14
471 My orders were to make it a nice, clean job. 1.4053 0.04654 190 129 45 16
472 Lake Michigan is frozen, so this is the best I could do. 1.4053 0.04773 190 131 41 18
473 We was told to make it look like an accident !! 1.4053 0.04714 190 130 43 17
474 I really hate working from home. 1.4053 0.04654 190 129 45 16
475 Eh, I'm still figuring out this work-from-home thing. 1.4053 0.04533 190 127 49 14
476 This shelter in place cramps my style! 1.4053 0.04594 190 128 47 15
477 That’s a first - a New Yorker complaining about strong water pressure! 1.4053 0.04773 190 131 41 18
478 Your father hired me to break your lease. 1.4053 0.04280 190 123 57 10
479 Normally we wouldn't do this, but the "work from home" mandate has really challenged us creatively. 1.4053 0.04594 190 128 47 15
480 you think this is bad? Next up is the dishwasher. Yeah, you’re gonna sleep with the dishes 1.4053 0.04831 190 132 39 19
481 I’m going to ask you one more time- who left the toilet seat up? 1.4053 0.04773 190 131 41 18
482 Could you sink any lower? 1.4041 0.04602 193 131 46 16
483 You'll understand when the water heater runs cold! 1.4032 0.04470 186 123 51 12
484 OK Shorty, start talking. My wife needs the bathtub at 8:30 1.4032 0.04338 186 121 55 10
485 Consider this a warning. Next time you’ll be swimming with the dishes. 1.4032 0.04784 186 128 41 17
486 Look, we all have to get used to working from home. 1.4032 0.04723 186 127 43 16
487 Last guy I threw in the river, I got cited 100 bucks for illegal dumping. No way I'm paying that again. 1.4032 0.04784 186 128 41 17
488 You ain’t essential no more, Jimmy. 1.4032 0.04598 186 125 47 14
489 Now look here...You got twenty minutes ‘til the hot water tank goes empty...and then...well, then things get uncomfortable. 1.4032 0.04598 186 125 47 14
490 I like to do a practice run before the actual thing. 1.4021 0.04608 189 128 46 15
491 It’s just a holding tank. 1.4021 0.04546 189 127 48 14
492 5th grade science ... I dropped out ... why do you ask ? 1.4000 0.04588 190 129 46 15
493 Thanks for your scientific observation Archimedes, but you are in the basement. Think about it some more. 1.3989 0.04621 188 128 45 15
494 I'm gonna run down to the lobby and get some cigarettes, don't try anything funny." 1.3989 0.04682 188 129 43 16
495 It's hard, y'know, being part of a mafia in Kansas. 1.3989 0.04897 183 128 37 18
496 You ready to concede yet?! 1.3989 0.04958 183 129 35 19
497 Temperature okay, buddy?” 1.3989 0.04447 183 121 51 11
498 After the lockdown, we’re taking you to the river. 1.3989 0.04773 183 126 41 16
499 Come clean or it's curtains for ya. 1.3989 0.04548 183 125 44 14
500 I know, I'm trying to quit. 1.3989 0.04514 183 122 49 12
501 Talk before you get water damage you can’t afford. 1.3989 0.04514 183 122 49 12
502 Boss wanted this one done clean, no messes. 1.3989 0.04613 183 126 42 15
503 You take on the mob in Minnesota and this is what you get. 1.3989 0.05309 183 135 23 25
504 This work from home thing could actually save some lives 1.3989 0.04710 183 125 43 15
505 This is what happens to dirty rats. 1.3989 0.04836 183 127 39 17
506 I know its not perfect, but we've all had to adjust to working from home. 1.3989 0.04897 183 128 37 18
507 You're just lucky we're under lockdown. 1.3989 0.04548 183 125 44 14
508 We'll do this 'till you come clean kid. 1.3989 0.04379 183 120 53 10
509 They call me The Cleaner. 1.3986 0.05316 148 102 33 13
510 Now that you see what can happen to a fella, let's try this again: Can I interest you in upgrading your policy to cover water damage? 1.3978 0.04839 186 130 38 18
511 You better come clean or it's curtains for you. 1.3978 0.04614 181 122 46 13
512 First it was wear a mask and now it’s work from home!! How the @&$@ am I supposed to get anything done! 1.3978 0.04647 181 125 41 15
513 Cross my boss, you sleep with the rubber duckies. 1.3978 0.04680 181 129 36 16
514 I’m known for how clean my hits are. 1.3978 0.04479 181 120 50 11
515 I have to say, that was a pretty good final request. 1.3978 0.04410 181 124 44 13
516 The boss said to rub-a-dub-dub you out. 1.3978 0.04614 181 122 46 13
517 Best I can do, kid -- we are locked down again. 1.3978 0.04614 181 122 46 13
518 COVID has changed the way we do things 1.3978 0.04873 181 126 38 17
519 As Murphy reached into his coat pocket, he realized that his gun had been there the whole time. 1.3978 0.04745 181 124 42 15
520 You were warned—now you swim with the rubber duckies. 1.3978 0.04809 181 125 40 16
521 You'll have to imagine the fishes. 1.3978 0.04614 181 122 46 13
522 Yeah, I'm new at 'dis. Whad of it!? 1.3978 0.04809 181 125 40 16
523 The river’s frozen this time of year. 1.3978 0.04479 181 120 50 11
524 Talk, or you sleep with the rubber duckies.” 1.3978 0.03102 181 123 52 6
525 The boss said I can work from home, but it’s just not the same. Would you agree? 1.3978 0.04614 181 122 46 13
526 I gotta work from home, same as everybody else.” (submitted again because i left off the hashtag 1.3978 0.05058 181 129 32 20
527 2020, amirite? 1.3978 0.04680 181 123 44 14
528 Come on son, just give mom your Netflix password. 1.3967 0.04625 184 125 45 14
529 Now don't splash. I've got a security deposit on the room. 1.3955 0.04751 177 121 42 14
530 Bugsy's irritated wit ya, but not that irritated. 1.3944 0.04888 180 126 37 17
531 We have ways of making you talk. Go ahead, Pauly! Flush the toilet! 1.3944 0.04824 180 125 39 16
532 If you don't come clean, the next stop is the river. 1.3944 0.04888 180 126 37 17
533 Your wife said you've been skipping showers since you started working from home. 1.3944 0.04888 180 126 37 17
534 Just a quick shower before we go down to the pool. 1.3944 0.04627 180 122 45 13
535 I go for the clean kill. 1.3944 0.04422 180 119 51 10
536 Maybe next time, you’ll remember to wash your hands for two ‘Happy Birthday’ choruses.” 1.3944 0.04824 180 125 39 16
537 I have to run. Someone from TaskRabbit is going to dump you into the ocean. 1.3944 0.04694 180 123 43 14
538 This could take a while. 1.3944 0.04760 180 124 41 15
539 Think of this as a dry run. 1.3944 0.04824 180 125 39 16
540 Repeat after me: “I am not traveling for Thanksgiving.” 1.3944 0.04694 180 123 43 14
541 You have to pee? Now? 1.3935 0.04971 155 105 39 11
542 Thank you for standing so still while the concrete set, but now we have another problem. 1.3933 0.04796 178 123 40 15
543 We just want you to come clean. 1.3933 0.04453 178 118 50 10
544 We have ways of making you talk. We also have ways of making you clean 1.3923 0.04738 181 125 41 15
545 Due to Covid restrictions I'm forced to decontaminate you before I drive you to the east river 1.3920 0.04900 176 123 37 16
546 You better start singing. 1.3920 0.04697 176 120 43 13
547 New Covid procedures, you understand. 1.3920 0.04557 176 118 47 11
548 This job was easier when I lived near water. 1.3920 0.04485 176 117 49 10
549 They made me a hit man after I screwed up money laundering. 1.3920 0.04262 176 114 55 7
550 Dis virus has caused us guys ta improvise. 1.3920 0.04766 176 121 41 14
551 So you’re the guy complaining about the low-flow shower head. 1.3920 0.04627 176 119 45 12
552 See how you like it when your lenses fog up! 1.3920 0.04485 176 117 49 10
553 You’re what’s known as a Staten Island tub stopper. 1.3920 0.04766 176 121 41 14
554 What? You thought Covid only disrupted honest businesses?! 1.3920 0.04766 176 123 38 15
555 I'm going to ask one more time.....Where's Waldo?? 1.3920 0.04900 176 123 37 16
556 Sorry, but we ain’t got no river. 1.3920 0.04697 176 120 43 13
557 Yes, I know, but the Boss is now on the Board of "Save the Bay". 1.3920 0.04966 176 124 35 17
558 Lucky for you, we had boat trouble. 1.3920 0.04833 176 122 39 15
559 Sorry. It's the best I could do from six feet away. 1.3920 0.04900 176 123 37 16
560 Mobsters work from home now too. 1.3920 0.04448 176 119 46 11
561 Look, all I really know is tax evasion. 1.3920 0.04900 176 123 37 16
562 Are you taking a shower with your glasses on? Who does that? 1.3920 0.04833 176 122 39 15
563 You got nuttin’ ta say? Louie, put it on massage! 1.3920 0.04766 176 121 41 14
564 They told me you had a pool. 1.3920 0.04833 176 122 39 15
565 They said we gotta work from home 1.3920 0.04485 176 117 49 10
566 We can’t go to the docks without a mask. 1.3920 0.04627 176 119 45 12
567 We’ll just see about Archimedes’ Principle. 1.3918 0.04933 171 119 37 15
568 Let this be a warning. 1.3911 0.04708 179 123 42 14
569 The votings over, you're free to go. 1.3911 0.04708 179 123 42 14
570 It's the best we could do under quarantine. 1.3911 0.04433 179 119 50 10
571 Sorry, just following boss's orders.'Give him cement overshoes and a nice long bath.' 1.3911 0.04904 179 126 36 17
572 We want you to come clean. 1.3911 0.04708 179 123 42 14
573 « Work from home they say... Easier said than done! » 1.3911 0.04641 179 122 44 13
574 You know, buddy, most people just hang themselves... 1.3911 0.04708 179 123 42 14
575 We could have done this by Zoom call but you chose the hard way 1.3911 0.04708 179 123 42 14
576 Im just impressed you put on real pants for this 1.3899 0.05119 159 111 34 14
577 Sorry, the boss told me this was supposed to be an inside job. 1.3898 0.04606 177 120 45 12
578 The lockdown order is making it tough on all of us. 1.3898 0.04744 177 122 41 14
579 This might not kill you, but wait til you see the water bill 1.3898 0.04811 177 123 39 15
580 The pier is under quarantine. 1.3895 0.04840 172 119 39 14
581 Talk or sleep with the rubber duckies. 1.3895 0.04769 172 118 41 13
582 Sorry if this is taking longer than you expected, I'm still figuring out the whole working from home thing. 1.3895 0.04119 172 122 38 12
583 The boss said it's safer if we do this inside, what with the COVID and all. 1.3895 0.04475 172 124 33 15
584 Ready to come clean... 1.3895 0.04625 172 116 45 11
585 Da boss said “Cement his feet and drop him in water and he’ll come clean,” but dis just ain’t woikin’. 1.3895 0.04769 172 118 41 13
586 I got no problem with you. My problem is with the guy downstairs in 3C. 1.3895 0.04840 172 119 39 14
587 The boss says you better come clean this time. 1.3895 0.04769 172 118 41 13
588 I guess the hair dye doesn't run. Let's go! 1.3895 0.04661 172 119 40 13
589 The boss said you wanted to cement the deal." 1.3895 0.04910 172 120 37 15
590 Sorry, this isn’t my finest whack. 1.3895 0.04475 172 114 49 9
591 So sue me. I’m new at this! 1.3889 0.05049 162 113 35 14
592 ... and next you'll be sleeping with the dishes. 1.3882 0.04878 170 118 38 14
593 Quarantined.. no access to Hudson river.. this will have to do! 1.3882 0.04878 170 118 38 14
594 Any more last requests? 1.3882 0.04807 170 117 40 13
595 So you need a plumber? 1.3882 0.04807 170 122 32 16
596 You’re lucky I’m afraid of germs or I’d have dumped you in the East River. 1.3882 0.04949 170 119 36 15
597 Since when am I not allowed to smoke inside? 1.3882 0.04878 170 118 38 14
598 We call this method water billing 1.3882 0.04660 170 115 44 11
599 If you don't talk, me an the boyz are gonna get out the loufa. 1.3882 0.04584 170 114 46 10
600 If your bank hadn't repossessed the boat, this would be a lot easier. 1.3882 0.04843 170 120 35 15
601 You gonna come clean,wise guy ? 1.3882 0.04734 170 116 42 12
602 These stay at home orders are really hurting business. 1.3882 0.04807 170 117 40 13
603 You sure this is just for a tiktok? 1.3882 0.04949 170 119 36 15
604 That’s why they call me Tubsy Malone 1.3882 0.04584 170 114 46 10
605 So you think I’m cold and I lack depth, eh? 1.3873 0.04817 173 120 39 14
606 This quality of my work has really suffered since quarantine. 1.3865 0.05024 163 114 35 14
607 We planned on dropping you in the bay, but we're quarantining. 1.3860 0.04487 171 114 48 9
608 We're sheltering-in-place. 1.3846 0.05105 169 121 31 17
609 You'd better talk, or you'll swim with the rubber duckies." 1.3846 0.03892 169 118 42 9
610 Just cause I can't spell pneumonia doesn't mean you won't die of it. 1.3846 0.04894 169 118 37 14
611 It's curtains for you. 1.3846 0.04673 169 115 43 11
612 Do I look like I carry a yellow duck in my jacket? 1.3846 0.05174 169 122 29 18
613 We'll take care of the rest of this once we're out of lockdown. 1.3846 0.04894 169 118 37 14
614 No shampoo until you talk. 1.3846 0.04821 169 117 39 13
615 Seems to be takin' a little longer than I thought it would. 1.3846 0.04894 169 118 37 14
616 Yeah, social distancing changes how we do a lot of things.... 1.3846 0.04520 169 113 47 9
617 And where's your mask? 1.3846 0.04597 169 114 45 10
618 Now that fish returned to the harbor, we've committed to keeping it clean. 1.3846 0.04673 169 115 43 11
619 Are you still sure you counted those ballots correctly? 1.3846 0.05036 169 120 33 16
620 Tell me when you're going to come clean. 1.3846 0.04673 169 115 43 11
621 I don’t like it neither, but stay-at-home orders is orders. 1.3846 0.05036 169 120 33 16
622 Let's see how you like that water bill next month! 1.3846 0.04361 169 116 43 10
623 Go ahead, try and take a selfie now. 1.3846 0.05036 169 120 33 16
624 Aw geez, dis is embarrassin’. Could ya close your eyes for a sec? I gotta pee... 1.3846 0.04597 169 114 45 10
625 What’s the safe word again? 1.3846 0.04361 169 111 51 7
626 I'm heading to Walgreen's. Need anything while I'm out? 1.3846 0.04748 169 116 41 12
627 It’s the home version. 1.3841 0.04847 164 113 39 12
628 The river was too polluted 1.3841 0.04923 164 114 37 13
629 If you don't start talking, I am going to flush the toilet. 1.3841 0.04359 164 112 43 9
630 Budget cuts. OK? 1.3841 0.04609 164 110 45 9
631 I'm never gonna get used to these California regulations. 1.3841 0.04690 164 111 43 10
632 You're lucky to live inland, y'know? 1.3841 0.04528 164 109 47 8
633 You forgot the safe word again, eh? 1.3841 0.04444 164 113 41 10
634 I'm telling you, this COVID-19 lockdown is cramping my style. 1.3841 0.04847 164 113 39 12
635 Hmmmm... this is taking longer than I imagined. 1.3841 0.04528 164 109 47 8
636 This is how it’s gonna be until the stay-at-home order ends. 1.3841 0.04690 164 111 43 10
637 Tonight you will sleep with the rubber duckies 1.3841 0.04690 164 111 43 10
638 Stay-and-shelter laws are killing my business. 1.3841 0.05146 164 117 31 16
639 The co-op sends a message: you better not sing. 1.3841 0.05073 164 116 33 15
640 Don’t move. I’ll be right back. 1.3841 0.03954 164 120 32 12
641 We knew it was only a matter of time before we found you, Waldo. 1.3841 0.04923 164 114 37 13
642 The Houdini family sends their regards 1.3841 0.04999 164 115 35 14
643 Don't make me flush the toilet! 1.3837 0.04689 172 118 42 12
644 Come clean. 1.3832 0.04785 167 115 40 12
645 Your wife warned you about what would happen if you left the toothpaste cap off one more time. 1.3832 0.04671 167 116 39 12
646 That'll teach you to count votes accurately. 1.3832 0.05078 167 119 32 16
647 Then he says to me, "You ain't considered essential, so youse gotta work from home." 1.3832 0.04632 167 113 44 10
648 You'll sleep with the rubber duckies. 1.3832 0.04823 167 118 35 14
649 You are lucky we are in lockdown or you would be in the East River by now." 1.3832 0.04860 167 116 38 13
650 This is just a dry run, no pun intended. 1.3832 0.04473 167 111 48 8
651 Yeah, you might survive this, but the downstairs neighbor is going to kill you. 1.3832 0.04785 167 115 40 12
652 Sorry about doing this in a bathtub. Everyone who could drive you to the East River has Covid. 1.3832 0.04785 167 115 40 12
653 You realize dis is just a dry run? 1.3832 0.04785 167 115 40 12
654 Now you start talking, or I flush the toilet. 1.3832 0.04747 167 117 37 13
655 Damn those low-flow shower heads! This is gunna take all night. 1.3832 0.04933 167 117 36 14
656 The boss said to be creative. I call this 'Death by Water Bill.' 1.3832 0.05006 167 118 34 15
657 Were you wearing the mask at Thanksgiving or not?" 1.3832 0.05078 167 119 32 16
658 Look, the boss told me to do whatever it takes to get ya' to come clean. 1.3832 0.04860 167 116 38 13
659 This #!$*%@# stay at home order is really messing with my workplace efficiency. 1.3832 0.04747 167 117 37 13
660 You better talk before that overflows or you’ll be in big trouble with the boys downstairs. 1.3832 0.04860 167 116 38 13
661 I like to think I'm creative. 1.3832 0.04553 167 112 46 9
662 Shut up! You are lucky the Boss doesn't know that Kansas is not on the ocean. 1.3832 0.05218 167 121 28 18
663 Yeah,well in this economy,we are all downsizing! 1.3832 0.04860 167 116 38 13
664 It is ridiculous, but it's still better than videokidnapping. 1.3832 0.05006 167 118 34 15
665 Work from Home, the Chicago Way. 1.3832 0.04433 167 113 45 9
666 Ever since the Hudson's been cleaned up, the EPA's all over us. 1.3818 0.04899 165 115 37 13
667 The lineup at the docks was nuts. 1.3818 0.04746 165 113 41 11
668 Knew it. Should've bought a deeper tub. 1.3818 0.05048 165 117 33 15
669 It's just a COVID-19 precaution. 1.3818 0.03937 165 116 40 9
670 Damn low-flow showerhead. 1.3818 0.05048 165 117 33 15
671 Covid's killed our business, too. 1.3818 0.05120 165 118 31 16
672 Ok, pal. It’s time to come clean. 1.3818 0.04667 165 112 43 10
673 You just wait till the hot water runs out. Then you’ll be singin’. 1.3818 0.04746 165 113 41 11
674 Boss says hurry up in here, he’s gotta use da toilet. 1.3818 0.04746 165 113 41 11
675 Let this be a lesson to you and the chumps downstairs. 1.3818 0.05048 165 117 33 15
676 Dumping concrete in the river requires a different union. 1.3818 0.04587 165 111 45 9
677 Tell me where the money is and I'll let you wipe our glasses. 1.3818 0.04823 165 114 39 12
678 Is the second-hand smoke bothering you? 1.3818 0.04899 165 117 34 14
679 And now I’m gonna flush. 1.3818 0.04506 165 110 47 8
680 If all else fails, we'll add a bath bomb. 1.3818 0.04506 165 115 39 11
681 Feel that pressure. 1.3818 0.04823 165 114 39 12
682 It’s the best we can do given the COVID restrictions. 1.3818 0.04506 165 110 47 8
683 Boss says it's incumbent upon all of us to protect the delicate river ecosystem, so I gotta rinse you off first. 1.3818 0.04823 165 114 39 12
684 You see sonny, I work from home now... 1.3818 0.04667 165 112 43 10
685 Look mug, you better come clean or it's curtains! 1.3818 0.04667 165 112 43 10
686 Youse ready to recount the recount?? 1.3818 0.05048 165 117 33 15
687 Now, we could this the hot water way or the cold water way! 1.3818 0.05120 165 118 31 16
688 That there's a certified low-flow shower head, pal. Trust me, after 10 minutes you'll be begging for the East River. 1.3818 0.04974 165 116 35 14
689 Sorry Mac, the pier’s under quarantine. 1.3818 0.04823 165 114 39 12
690 You’re right - tradition would dictate doing this off the end of a dock. But in the current environment, Health & Safety has advised us to work from home whenever possible. 1.3818 0.04974 165 116 35 14
691 You wouldn't come clean, so now it's curtains for you! 1.3818 0.04899 165 115 37 13
692 Look, some light bondage in the bedroom is one thing, but this is way outside my comfort zone. 1.3818 0.04823 165 116 36 13
693 The water bill, ‘will’ kill you. 1.3818 0.05048 165 117 33 15
694 You still here? 1.3818 0.04823 165 114 39 12
695 Dirty work from home. 1.3818 0.04823 165 114 39 12
696 You talk NOW or I flush the toilet 1.3818 0.04823 165 114 39 12
697 Whacking from home sucks. 1.3813 0.05630 139 100 25 14
698 Either pay me or pay an extraordinarily high hot water bill. Your choice. 1.3810 0.05052 168 120 32 16
699 If you don't start talking, your bathroom floor is gonna get really, really wet. 1.3810 0.04909 168 118 36 14
700 Well,the President recommends this COVID treatment 1.3810 0.04981 168 119 34 15
701 You've got one more chance to come clean. 1.3810 0.05052 168 120 32 16
702 Get talking, or I’ll flush. 1.3810 0.04532 168 118 38 12
703 We'll see how quiet you are once I flush this toilet. 1.3804 0.04455 163 108 48 7
704 There's something I'm not doing right, but I just cant put my finger on it... 1.3804 0.04703 163 111 42 10
705 time to come clean Jimmy, time to come clean 1.3800 0.06633 100 72 18 10
706 I didn't have the cab fare to the East River. 1.3795 0.05022 166 118 33 15
707 Budget cuts, man. It'll have to do. 1.3795 0.05022 166 118 33 15
708 You’re really in hot water now. 1.3795 0.04875 166 116 37 13
709 Everyone talks once the toes start pruning. 1.3775 0.05294 151 108 29 14
710 Da river's froze up and the boss sez this gotta do til spring 1.3774 0.05022 159 112 34 13
711 You called for a plumber? 1.3774 0.04861 159 110 38 11
712 COOL OFF! You guys lost! 1.3774 0.04861 159 110 38 11
713 I don't mind wearing a mask, but I'm still adjusting to working from home. 1.3774 0.05101 159 113 32 14
714 I feel like I’m in one of those New Yorker cartoon caption contests. 1.3774 0.05254 159 115 28 16
715 Soon enough you’ll be sleepin’ with the rubber duckies. 1.3758 0.04465 157 104 47 6
716 Seriously. Would it kill you to take a shower? 1.3758 0.04644 157 106 43 8
717 According to the Bush Administration, it’s not technically murder. 1.3758 0.04901 157 109 37 11
718 Just until the polls close. 1.3758 0.05145 157 112 31 14
719 I'm gonna rub-a-dub-dub you out 1.3758 0.04901 157 109 37 11
720 Oh, you'll sing like a bird when the hot water runs out 1.3758 0.04644 157 106 43 8
721 Work From Home Fails: Mobster Edition 1.3758 0.04731 157 107 41 9
722 Your gonna come clean even if it is the last thing you do. 1.3758 0.04644 157 106 43 8
723 You talk, or the neighbor downstairs gets it! 1.3758 0.04901 157 109 37 11
724 Flint, Michigan 1.3758 0.04373 157 103 49 5
725 Start talking or its a jacuzzi 1.3758 0.04901 157 109 37 11
726 Hey, rules is rules. I didn’t create the quarantine, pal. 1.3758 0.04859 157 111 34 12
727 Last chance, did you leave the cap off the toothpaste? 1.3758 0.04688 157 109 38 10
728 It's not torture, it's an Enhanced Mob Enforcement Technique. 1.3758 0.05065 157 111 33 13
729 Of course you need to take a shower first. We wouldn’t want to pollute the lake. 1.3758 0.04817 157 108 39 10
730 The boss said to make you come clean. 1.3758 0.04731 157 107 41 9
731 According to the governor’s new protocols, we have to sanitize you before you go sleep with the fishes. 1.3758 0.05145 157 112 31 14
732 Now, I’ll be back - when you’re ready to wear a mask 1.3758 0.05145 157 112 31 14
733 Get ready to sleep with the rubber duckies. 1.3758 0.04644 157 106 43 8
734 I've done this before, believe me, you'll come clean. 1.3742 0.04681 155 105 42 8
735 Who’s hiding now, Waldo. 1.3742 0.05109 155 110 32 13
736 Okay, so I read your lease and this is covered. 1.3741 0.05036 147 102 35 10
737 I'm gonna ask you one more time: Where's the duck! 1.3734 0.04876 158 110 37 11
738 Any lip and it will be shower curtains for you 1.3734 0.04958 158 111 35 12
739 Hey Louie, we need a deeper tub. 1.3734 0.04958 158 111 35 12
740 'It takes a little while to get hot." 1.3723 0.05076 137 94 35 8
741 You face the final curtain. 1.3718 0.04657 156 106 42 8
742 Can you at least turn your head while I go? 1.3718 0.05242 156 113 28 15
743 I ain't risking Covid exposure by hauling your butt down to the East River. Capiche? 1.3718 0.04831 156 108 38 10
744 Your lucky buddy,the stay at home order is still in place. 1.3718 0.04657 156 106 42 8
745 We're on a budget, kid. 1.3718 0.04745 156 107 40 9
746 Ready to come clean yet? 1.3718 0.04916 156 109 36 11
747 This may take longer. 1.3718 0.05081 156 111 32 13
748 Now don't tell anyone you seen me or our next little rendezvous will be at the aquarium 1.3718 0.04567 156 110 36 10
749 We're treading water while the EPA approves our permit to dump. 1.3718 0.04999 156 110 34 12
750 You voted 6 million times, admit it 1.3718 0.04999 156 110 34 12
751 Just thought I should freshen up before we head to the harbor. 1.3718 0.05081 156 111 32 13
752 At least you're not a dirty rat. 1.3706 0.04829 143 97 39 7
753 Can you at least call my office and tell them I'm tied up and drowning in work? I'll be in hot water if I miss this morning's zoom call" 1.3706 0.05497 143 104 25 14
754 Better come clean- or else! 1.3706 0.05029 143 99 35 9
755 Vinnie's first day on the job. 1.3701 0.04957 154 108 35 11
756 I like to keep the trunk of my car super clean. 1.3701 0.04602 154 104 43 7
757 Well, Waldo. The gig is up. 1.3701 0.05126 154 110 31 13
758 Don't want me to flush this toilet? Better start talking. 1.3701 0.04914 154 110 32 12
759 The boss likes a clean hit. 1.3701 0.04602 154 104 43 7
760 Now, we can do this with or without the shampoo. 1.3701 0.05126 154 110 31 13
761 Where did you see toilet paper? 1.3701 0.05368 154 113 25 16
762 Don't believe everything you see in the movies kid, our ruthlessness has been greatly exaggerated. 1.3701 0.04957 154 108 35 11
763 Tonight you sleep with a rubber ducky. 1.3701 0.05126 154 110 31 13
764 You are all washed up” 1.3701 0.05126 154 110 31 13
765 We have ways of making you wash. 1.3701 0.05042 154 109 33 12
766 You talk now, or the duckie gets it next 1.3701 0.04871 154 107 37 10
767 It's up to you, Culligan...you can go the hard way or the soft way. 1.3701 0.04693 154 105 41 8
768 I told you to keep the curtain inside the tub, see! 1.3701 0.04871 154 107 37 10
769 To be honest Pal,maybe your last curtain,maybe not... 1.3701 0.04871 154 107 37 10
770 The pier has gotten too touristy. 1.3701 0.04783 154 106 39 9
771 Like I told ya, ya better come clean. 1.3701 0.04957 154 108 35 11
772 Hudson River, Version COVID-19 1.3701 0.04957 154 108 35 11
773 So, are you finally ready to admit the pleated skirt really makes my outfit? 1.3701 0.04871 154 107 37 10
774 This may not look bad for you but that water’s from Flint, Michigan. 1.3701 0.05126 154 110 31 13
775 You want warmer water? 1.3701 0.04783 154 106 39 9
776 I’m only gonna ask this one more time. Where did you stash the PPE? 1.3701 0.05208 154 111 29 14
777 This’ll make sure you never lather, rinse, repeat this to nobody 1.3701 0.04693 154 105 41 8
778 This is the best I can do during quarantine 1.3688 0.05173 141 99 32 10
779 Your not Waldo. Where's Waldo? 1.3684 0.04912 152 106 36 10
780 You’re lucky you’re in quarantine. 1.3684 0.04912 152 106 36 10
781 Rocko's D+ average at Thug School was quickly playing out on his first real-world assignment. 1.3684 0.05254 152 110 28 14
782 Look kid, if you need to pee, I can close the curtain. 1.3684 0.05171 152 109 30 13
783 Rub-a-Dub-Dub rubbed out in a tub 1.3684 0.04999 152 107 34 11
784 Geez, I'da thrown you in the river, but the fine for dumping is just too high! 1.3684 0.04999 152 107 34 11
785 Once that Jello sets I'm gonna turn the faucets full cold ! 1.3684 0.05086 152 108 32 12
786 I’m about to call in and have a burrito delivered, would you like something? 1.3684 0.05254 152 110 28 14
787 I knew i shouldn't have delegated this task... 1.3684 0.05254 152 110 28 14
788 Come in and untie him, boys. He’s clean. 1.3684 0.04999 152 107 34 11
789 Kill you!? Naw! But, you'll really need to use the bathroom in about 5 minutes. 1.3684 0.04999 152 107 34 11
790 We're the kinder, gentler mafia. 1.3684 0.04912 152 106 36 10
791 As soon as Cuomo says it's safe to leave the house, I'm dumpin' you in the Hudson! 1.3684 0.05254 152 110 28 14
792 Come clean Johnny, or it"s curtains for ya. 1.3684 0.04999 152 107 34 11
793 You’re lucky we also work from home 1.3684 0.04731 152 104 40 8
794 Listen, I’m not going to tell you how to do your job, but... 1.3684 0.04912 152 106 36 10
795 It’s the best I could do during lockdown... 1.3684 0.04731 152 104 40 8
796 This will do until the quarantine ends and we can go to the bridge. 1.3667 0.04953 150 105 35 10
797 I find it's safer during a pandemic. 1.3667 0.04769 150 103 39 8
798 We don't just launder money. 1.3667 0.05131 150 107 31 12
799 Tings was easier before da EPA fined us for dumpin' in da harbor. 1.3667 0.05043 150 106 33 11
800 You're in hot water now, pal. 1.3667 0.04479 150 100 45 5
801 Don't move - I forgot the gag - I'll be right back! 1.3667 0.05131 150 107 31 12
802 You'll start talking when you see the water bill. 1.3667 0.04769 150 103 39 8
803 Anthony Perkins will be by later to check in on you. 1.3667 0.04953 150 105 35 10
804 We do things differently here in the desert 1.3667 0.04769 150 103 39 8
805 And here’s the best part — everybody’ll think it was a suicide. 1.3667 0.05217 150 108 29 13
806 Lettin ya off easy, kid 1.3667 0.04722 150 105 36 9
807 Not so hard to find now are you, Wally? 1.3667 0.05217 150 108 29 13
808 This shelter in place order has really crimped my style. 1.3667 0.04769 150 103 39 8
809 Sorry, it was low tide. 1.3667 0.05386 150 110 25 15
810 The new boss previously ran a country club. If he says you have to take a shower before I throw you in the river, then you have to take a shower before I throw you in the river. 1.3667 0.05468 150 111 23 16
811 Start talking or the shower’s gonna get real cold” 1.3667 0.04578 150 101 43 6
812 It makes no sense to me but the boss said to have you come clean before I throw you in the East River 1.3667 0.05131 150 107 31 12
813 Tenants downstairs are gonna kill you. 1.3667 0.05043 150 106 33 11
814 The boss took a bath on your investment tip. This is payback. 1.3667 0.05217 150 108 29 13
815 The boss told me to make sure this was a clean kill. 1.3667 0.04674 150 102 41 7
816 What are you doing in my apartment? 1.3667 0.04769 150 103 39 8
817 We need to clean you up before you sleep with the fishes. 1.3667 0.04674 150 110 31 9
818 Your time is over, pal. You're all washed up. 1.3667 0.04769 150 103 39 8
819 I knew Archimedes,and you are no Archimedes. 1.3667 0.05302 150 109 27 14
820 Come clean and I’ll let you go” 1.3667 0.04769 150 103 39 8
821 When the super finds the overflow, you’re dead. 1.3667 0.04862 150 104 37 9
822 These stay-at-home orders made us change our business model. 1.3667 0.04479 150 100 45 5
823 It’s my job to make sure ya come clean. 1.3667 0.04674 150 102 41 7
824 Recent COVID stay-at-home orders impact niche industries 1.3667 0.05131 150 107 31 12
825 You're all washed up, kid. 1.3667 0.04953 150 105 35 10
826 You'd better talk now or you'll be swimmin' with the rubber duckies. 1.3630 0.04945 146 102 35 9
827 The boss wants you to swim with the rubber duckies. 1.3630 0.04598 146 101 38 7
828 I prefer the traditional method, but I'm under house arrest. 1.3630 0.05039 146 103 33 10
829 I left a hammer and chisel in the kitchen for your wife, and ordered Thai food for 7:30. Next time, no Thai food. 1.3630 0.05401 146 107 25 14
830 Talk or I'll scrub behind your ears. 1.3630 0.05223 146 105 29 12
831 We don’t want you swimming with the fishes; we just want you to come clean with us. 1.3630 0.05039 146 103 33 10
832 It's the only way I can get anyone to listen to my poems. 1.3630 0.05223 146 105 29 12
833 Do yourself a favor here. Talk and I switch it to pulsating massage. 1.3630 0.05223 146 105 29 12
834 You're lucky. The Hudson's so polluted nothing sinks anymore. 1.3630 0.04799 146 103 34 9
835 Boss says to always shower before swimming 1.3630 0.05313 146 106 27 13
836 I applaud your diligence, but hit men trainees don't practice on themselves. 1.3630 0.05039 146 103 33 10
837 Now listen kid, it didn't have to come to this, just stop hitting "reply-all." 1.3630 0.05039 146 103 33 10
838 Just not the same with these "no dumping" restrictions 1.3630 0.05039 146 103 33 10
839 Tonight you sleep with the loofas 1.3630 0.05132 146 104 31 11
840 This is just the phase 2 clinical trial. We are confident that phase 3 will show that our method is, in fact, 100% effective. 1.3630 0.05039 146 103 33 10
841 The CDC sent me to make sure you stop touching your face 1.3630 0.05039 146 103 33 10
842 Yeah,the last guy didn't wanna join the Coop Board either 1.3630 0.05132 146 104 31 11
843 It's hard water, kid. 1.3630 0.04945 146 102 35 9
844 Easy pal, I don’t tell you how to do YOUR job. 1.3630 0.05223 146 107 26 13
845 The effort was good, but the execution was lacking. 1.3630 0.04945 146 102 35 9
846 Sorry we had to bring this inside, it's just still too dangerous out there... 1.3630 0.05223 146 105 29 12
847 I asked you nicely to keep it down up there... 1.3630 0.05039 146 103 33 10
848 It’s part of our new green initiative—we aren’t dumping anything into rivers anymore 1.3630 0.04945 146 102 35 9
849 Now that I think about it, ‘Don’t make it look like an accident’ seems like a strange order. 1.3630 0.05313 146 106 27 13
850 Start talkin or it's curtains for you. 1.3630 0.04888 135 92 37 6
851 Can I get you anything? 1.3630 0.04999 135 93 35 7
852 You picked waterboarding; but we can also throw in a toaster. 1.3611 0.05179 144 103 30 11
853 These COVID restrictions are putting a real damper on my modus operandi. 1.3611 0.05084 144 102 32 10
854 Yeah, it ain't cement either; it's oatmeal. 1.3611 0.05084 144 102 32 10
855 Didn’t think it through, did ya! 1.3611 0.04789 144 99 38 7
856 I'd be arrested if I took you down to the docks without a mask. 1.3611 0.05084 144 102 32 10
857 I’ll leave you on the beach. It’ll look like you escaped. 1.3611 0.05084 144 102 32 10
858 Lucky for you, we're not allowed to dump stuff in the river no more. 1.3611 0.05271 144 104 28 12
859 This avoids the dumping fines. 1.3611 0.05084 144 102 32 10
860 By the time the cops get here your face will be all scrunchy. 1.3611 0.05084 144 102 32 10
861 Never ever speak to your mother that way again! 1.3611 0.05084 144 102 32 10
862 Hey, I done my part, now you gotta stop breathing! 1.3611 0.05179 144 103 30 11
863 The Governor said you had to be quarantined. She didn’t say how. 1.3611 0.04987 144 101 34 9
864 I really need to be clearer on my instructions with these millennials. 1.3611 0.05179 144 103 30 11
865 Okay if I smoke in here? 1.3611 0.04889 144 100 36 8
866 I’ll tell ’em you sleep with the rubber duckies 1.3611 0.05084 144 102 32 10
867 It's the new Covid 19 protocol- then the Gowanas. 1.3611 0.04889 144 100 36 8
868 Ok, ya punk, come clean. 1.3611 0.05271 144 104 28 12
869 Damn state regulations say we can't dump you in the river! 1.3611 0.05363 144 105 26 13
870 If you don't start talking, I'll move you into the master bath. 1.3611 0.05271 144 104 28 12
871 Let me know if the pressure gets to you. 1.3611 0.04686 144 98 40 6
872 This is just a teaser for the big picture coming soon to a river near you. 1.3611 0.05363 144 105 26 13
873 Oh yeah. I forgots the fishes. 1.3611 0.04789 144 99 38 7
874 Admit it! You lost Georgia! 1.3611 0.04939 144 103 31 10
875 I don't really care that your pajamas are dry clean only. 1.3611 0.05084 144 105 29 10
876 They told me to make sure you’re clean. 1.3611 0.05084 144 102 32 10
877 One false move and I'll flush. 1.3611 0.04889 144 100 36 8
878 Time to go swimming with the rubber duckies 1.3611 0.05179 144 103 30 11
879 Ummmm are you sure you know how this works? 1.3611 0.04987 144 101 34 9
880 You’re lucky the boss said I gotta work from home 1.3611 0.04987 144 101 34 9
881 I'm just popping out to get some milk, you want anything? 1.3611 0.04889 144 100 36 8
882 The only work I get these days are inside jobs 1.3611 0.04789 144 99 38 7
883 Next time, agree to wash your hands, and I won’t have to do this again. 1.3611 0.05084 144 102 32 10
884 Last chance to talk or I flush. 1.3611 0.04889 144 100 36 8
885 Bob the Nose had been trained to do mob hits over Zoom. 1.3611 0.05453 144 106 24 14
886 I told you, we don't tolerate no dirty rats. 1.3592 0.04395 142 104 29 9
887 Trump said this would cure COVid. 1.3592 0.05226 142 102 29 11
888 Enough with the stunts, Kevin, rent is still due on the 5th. 1.3592 0.05226 142 102 29 11
889 Ok, so the birdbath didn't work and neither did this. Well I've got news for you smart ass, the wading pool is next! 1.3592 0.05130 142 101 31 10
890 In retrospect, Senator Franken wondered if his career might have lasted longer as a Republican. 1.3592 0.05595 142 106 21 15
891 We thought you should experience climate change since you keep denying it. 1.3592 0.05595 142 106 21 15
892 Luca Brasi swims with the fishes? I knew Luca Brasi. You're no Luca Brasi. 1.3592 0.05130 142 101 31 10
893 Just tell us where the Trump ballots are... 1.3592 0.05321 142 103 27 12
894 Being a hitman who respects anti-dumping laws is not without complications, kid. 1.3592 0.05226 142 102 29 11
895 Yeah, we;re lowest bidder, what gave us up? 1.3592 0.04931 142 99 35 8
896 This time I'm going to let you off with a warning. 1.3592 0.04829 142 98 37 7
897 Boss said to sink you, but this’ll work better than the sink. 1.3592 0.05321 142 103 27 12
898 And I’m also socially distanced. 1.3592 0.04931 142 99 35 8
899 You're taller than I thought you'd be. 1.3592 0.04829 142 98 37 7
900 Sorry, son...but this is what daddy does when you go against the family. 1.3592 0.05130 142 101 31 10
901 No, I paint houses. I don't give shampoos. 1.3592 0.05505 142 105 23 14
902 Chump, have you seen the river? I'm not that ruthless. 1.3592 0.05226 142 102 29 11
903 I told you, no delivery service to the East River until after Covid. 1.3592 0.05031 142 100 33 9
904 Temperature OK? 1.3592 0.05031 142 100 33 9
905 Joey,how do ya still got the hiccups? 1.3592 0.05321 142 103 27 12
906 This isn't our usual methodology. We've had to make some compromises with the Covid and all. 1.3592 0.05414 142 104 25 13
907 Covid curfew is on so we'll have to stay inside and pretend you're drowning. 1.3592 0.05031 142 100 33 9
908 Giuliani said this will work 1.3592 0.05031 142 100 33 9
909 We’re trying to be more environmentally conscious. 1.3592 0.04829 142 98 37 7
910 Next time yous’ll think first about sneezing near me, kid. 1.3592 0.05031 142 100 33 9
911 Gimme the rubber ducky and no one gets hurt. 1.3586 0.05149 145 104 30 11
912 Whatcha gonna do? It's been a tough year for all of us. 1.3586 0.04959 145 102 34 9
913 It's not as quick as the river but, trust me, the water bill will kill you. 1.3586 0.05241 145 105 28 12
914 This is how we at the C.I.A. waterboard White people. Is the temp' okay? 1.3586 0.04762 145 100 38 7
915 If you think this is bad, wait until I put on the polka music. 1.3586 0.05055 145 103 32 10
916 Usually we’d be at the docks, but the Capo takes this stay-at-home order very serious. 1.3586 0.04959 145 102 34 9
917 Everyone talks eventually. It's just a matter of how much pruneyness you can stand. 1.3571 0.05076 140 99 32 9
918 You shoulda come clean earlier. 1.3571 0.05076 140 99 32 9
919 The hot water will run out in a minute. 1.3571 0.04869 140 97 36 7
920 Mind if I pull the curtain while I go? 1.3571 0.05275 140 101 28 11
921 It's curtains for you, Louie. 1.3571 0.04763 140 96 38 6
922 Normally we'd throw youse in the river, but things have changed since da Boss started following Greta Thunberg on Twitter. 1.3571 0.05466 140 103 24 13
923 Well, let's see if you're still so tight-lipped once I flush the toilet on ya a few times. 1.3571 0.04310 140 102 30 8
924 Sorry, budget cuts. 1.3571 0.05371 140 102 26 12
925 Sorry about this Mr. Drake, but what with the Covid restrictions, we couldn't get an appointment at the harbor for another 3 weeks, and some of my men are obviously not adapting as well as others. 1.3571 0.05741 140 106 18 16
926 It's this pandemic. We've had to cut corners. 1.3571 0.04485 140 96 39 5
927 It might get colder.. Vince wants to do the dishes.. 1.3571 0.04485 140 98 36 6
928 You need to come clean! 1.3571 0.04763 140 96 38 6
929 It's too long a drive to the lake. 1.3571 0.04974 140 98 34 8
930 OK smart guy, you will be talkin' when the water gets up to your chin. 1.3571 0.05076 140 99 32 9
931 Yeah, it's a pain, but YMCA rules are that if you're using the pool you gotta shower first 1.3571 0.05275 140 101 28 11
932 We don't want scum like you polluting the ocean. 1.3571 0.05371 140 102 26 12
933 No we don't have shampoo 1.3571 0.04542 140 94 42 4
934 And this is how the ‘good cop’ left you? 1.3571 0.05076 140 99 32 9
935 Relocating away from the shore proved to be a bad career move 1.3571 0.05176 140 100 30 10
936 You need me to hold your glasses? 1.3571 0.05076 140 99 32 9
937 I’m giving you one more chance to come clean. 1.3571 0.04869 140 97 36 7
938 We’re just going to wait here until you come clean. 1.3571 0.04542 140 104 26 10
939 Don't Mask, Don't Tell 1.3571 0.04763 140 96 38 6
940 For Jonny the Snake working from home turned out less easy than imagined 1.3571 0.04654 140 95 40 5
941 I see you've got yourself in some hot water again Larry" 1.3566 0.05100 143 102 31 10
942 Maybe it's just me, but I feel much less productive working from home. 1.3566 0.05002 143 101 33 9
943 There’s one more step before the coop board can give its final approval of your request to purchase this apartment. 1.3562 0.05211 146 106 28 12
944 Your mom told me you hate showers. 1.3561 0.05498 132 96 25 11
945 Jello today . . . Cement tomorrow! 1.3561 0.05392 132 95 27 10
946 Okay. I’m gonna ask you one last time—where’s the toilet paper? 1.3561 0.05173 132 93 31 8
947 We’s call this a preview. 1.3551 0.05018 138 97 33 8
948 You’ve got about 10 more seconds to give me a name, punk, before I toss in this here bath bomb and things really get luxurious. 1.3551 0.05224 138 99 29 10
949 The boss says to shower before you swim with the fishes. 1.3543 0.04940 127 87 35 5
950 Its not my idea - we were told to shelter in place! 1.3538 0.05764 130 97 20 13
951 I am pretty sure this isn’t what they had in mind when they called for water boarding 1.3538 0.05445 130 94 26 10
952 Money laundering ain't what it used to be. 1.3538 0.05222 130 92 30 8
953 Well if you're so smart how come you're the one in the bucket? 1.3538 0.05335 130 93 28 9
954 So maybe I didn’t figure this out right. 1.3538 0.05445 130 94 26 10
955 It'll be like this, minus the oxygen. 1.3538 0.05764 130 97 20 13
956 The 'mob'? Naw. I've always been a plumber. 1.3538 0.05335 130 93 28 9
957 This is your last chance to tell me everything you know about the bath bomb. 1.3538 0.05445 130 94 26 10
958 For the last time...how many people are coming for Thanksgiving? 1.3538 0.05222 130 92 30 8
959 I hope you remember this the next time you try and use all the hot water 1.3538 0.05335 130 93 28 9
960 You think I’m stupid? 1.3529 0.05274 136 98 28 10
961 Don't make me mop the floor with ya 1.3529 0.05169 136 97 30 9
962 Since my car broke down on the way to the dock, I had to improvise. 1.3529 0.05063 136 96 32 8
963 stay at home order 1.3529 0.04954 136 95 34 7
964 Use yer imagination, punk. 1.3529 0.05274 136 98 28 10
965 This is punishment for not wearing a facemask." 1.3529 0.05169 136 97 30 9
966 The Boss ordered me to make sure you come clean 1.3529 0.05169 136 97 30 9
967 Yes, I know that we need water softener. 1.3529 0.05169 136 97 30 9
968 You're lucky the new boss is part of the 'kinder, gentler' generation. 1.3529 0.04843 136 94 36 6
969 Before we launder our money, we like to launder our accountants. 1.3529 0.05376 136 99 26 11
970 Because 'Sleepin' with the fishes' has been done to death. 1.3529 0.04843 136 94 36 6
971 Quarantine has had a deleterious effect on my job performance. 1.3529 0.05169 136 97 30 9
972 Well, I'm glad your organisation is respecting lockdown. 1.3529 0.04954 136 95 34 7
973 Why do you think they call me "Johnny the Plumber?" 1.3529 0.04843 136 94 36 6
974 Let me know when you're ready to come clean. 1.3529 0.05169 136 97 30 9
975 It looks like it shower curtains for you. 1.3529 0.04729 136 93 38 5
976 Haven't you heard that grime doesn't pay? 1.3529 0.04612 136 92 40 4
977 President Trump’s lead counsel continues to interview voters in Pennsylvania to root out election fraud. 1.3529 0.05476 136 100 24 12
978 I do mind the smoke though. 1.3529 0.05274 136 98 28 10
979 You can't keep doing this, Rob. Just take the Zoom call and get it over with. 1.3529 0.05274 136 98 28 10
980 You look different from your Tinder picture. 1.3529 0.04954 136 95 34 7
981 Nobody installs a low-flow shower head in my tub and lives to tell about it, see? 1.3525 0.05193 139 100 29 10
982 Man, would I love to get closer than six feet to you. 1.3525 0.04988 139 98 33 8
983 Do you mind smoking outside? 1.3525 0.05292 139 101 27 11
984 Haven't got time for the drip drip drip drip water torture routine. 1.3525 0.05092 139 99 31 9
985 I wouldn't throw my trash in the river 1.3525 0.05092 139 99 31 9
986 Yes, like that, but a bigger body of water 1.3525 0.04988 139 98 33 8
987 Prelude to your swim, kid. 1.3525 0.04882 139 97 35 7
988 They told me, nothing messy. 1.3525 0.02863 139 102 33 4
989 You mess wit us, you sleep wit the duckies. 1.3525 0.04882 139 97 35 7
990 You'll wish you were dead after you see your water bill. 1.3525 0.04988 139 98 33 8
991 Welcome to the kinder, gentler mob..... 1.3525 0.04988 139 98 33 8
992 The boss preferred something more drawn-out and painful, like seeing you try to collect on a water damage claim.” 1.3525 0.05092 139 99 31 9
993 You won't need shampoo. 1.3525 0.05092 139 99 31 9
994 OK, Franken--How DID you get to the Senate?! 1.3525 0.05092 139 99 31 9
995 You're just lucky Big Louie says I gotta work from home, pal! 1.3525 0.04774 139 96 37 6
996 Get the idea? Now talk. 1.3525 0.05292 139 101 27 11
997 If you don't drown soon, we're going to have to shoot you... 1.3525 0.04720 139 103 27 9
998 Because you and I are both COVID quarantined, this was the best I could do. 1.3525 0.04988 139 98 33 8
999 I don’t know who this Archimedes guy is, but he’s next on my list. 1.3525 0.04882 139 97 35 7
1000 OK, that's it. You're gonna sleep with the bathtub scum. 1.3525 0.04882 139 97 35 7
1001 Is this apartment 1A, or 1B? 1.3525 0.04774 139 96 37 6
1002 What happened to the sleeping with fishes part? 1.3525 0.04988 139 98 33 8
1003 Are you ready to come clean or do you need more water? 1.3525 0.04882 139 97 35 7
1004 There’ve been budget cuts 1.3525 0.04774 139 96 37 6
1005 We’d be doing this at the docks if it weren’t for the 10 o’clock curfew. 1.3525 0.04882 139 97 35 7
1006 I don’t think this is how waterboarding works. 1.3525 0.04988 139 98 33 8
1007 Alright, he’s clean 1.3525 0.04882 139 97 35 7
1008 Mr. Trump told us to make it look like a suicide. 1.3516 0.05611 128 94 23 11
1009 You could’ve told me your safe requires facial recognition. 1.3516 0.05387 128 92 27 9
1010 Sing, or you’re sleeping with the dishes. 1.3516 0.05387 128 92 27 9
1011 We sure appreciate you volunteering to help in our training program. 1.3516 0.05272 128 91 29 8
1012 Now I won't get my security deposit back 1.3516 0.05387 128 92 27 9
1013 We're wasting water. That's the real crime. 1.3516 0.05611 128 94 23 11
1014 C’mon ‘bub’, spill it already! My hot water bill is gonna be through the roof! 1.3516 0.05154 128 90 31 7
1015 It's just dirty business. 1.3516 0.05330 128 94 24 10
1016 Sorry, we can’t enjoy sea view and fresh air, the city’s on lockdown. 1.3516 0.05387 128 92 27 9
1017 We don’t use the river no more. We’re going carbon neutral by 2050. 1.3516 0.05272 128 91 29 8
1018 We’re practicing for a kinder, gentler 2021. 1.3507 0.04884 134 93 35 6
1019 One way or another you're gonna' come clean. 1.3500 0.04959 140 99 33 8
1020 Shame if something were to happen to your beautiful bathroom. 1.3497 0.04988 143 102 32 9
1021 I'm telling you for the last time, big shot....you better come clean. 1.3492 0.05203 126 89 30 7
1022 You're just lucky we couldn't find the board. 1.3492 0.05323 126 90 28 8
1023 No, I won't put on a mask. 1.3492 0.05323 126 90 28 8
1024 I got plenty a quarters for the shower meter pal. 1.3492 0.03874 126 92 29 5
1025 This is what it takes for you mother to get you to shower? 1.3492 0.05441 126 91 26 9
1026 Waterboarding isn't what it used to be. 1.3492 0.03791 126 94 26 6
1027 Boy are you unlucky, the last guy got a hot tub. 1.3492 0.05557 126 92 24 10
1028 Looks like it’s shower curtains for you pal! 1.3492 0.05441 126 91 26 9
1029 This is a little tougher to do with you in self-isolation 1.3492 0.05670 126 93 22 11
1030 Sooner or later that cement is gonna harden bucko! 1.3492 0.05441 126 91 26 9
1031 Today’s your lucky day. If there hadn’t been a “Stay At Home” order by the governor, you and your concrete shoes would be in the river. 1.3492 0.05323 126 90 28 8
1032 Ya ready to come clean? 1.3492 0.05781 126 94 20 12
1033 Listen,they told me to perform a clean job. 1.3492 0.05323 126 90 28 8
1034 Nowwill you tell me where your brother Waldo is 1.3492 0.05441 126 91 26 9
1035 Due to safe distancing protocols, this is the closest I can get you to the East River. 1.3492 0.05323 126 90 28 8
1036 Fess up now or you will be sleeping with the, er... shower curtain. 1.3492 0.05670 126 93 22 11
1037 Working from home ain't as easy as it sounds. 1.3492 0.05323 126 90 28 8
1038 Oh, yeah? Wait 'till the water gets cold. 1.3492 0.05203 126 89 30 7
1039 You'll come clean eventually. 1.3492 0.05441 126 91 26 9
1040 I need to rethink my work from home setup. 1.3492 0.05323 126 90 28 8
1041 2020 is not over yet 1.3492 0.05441 126 91 26 9
1042 This is your second warning. Third time it'll be the real thing. 1.3492 0.05557 126 92 24 10
1043 This is a socially distanced offer you can’t refuse. 1.3492 0.05557 126 92 24 10
1044 Wait here, I gotta go pick up some fishes. 1.3485 0.05043 132 93 32 7
1045 Harvard sent us for the money you owe. 1.3485 0.05376 132 96 26 10
1046 Your mom thought this would be the best way to get you to shower and do your laundry. 1.3485 0.05587 132 98 22 12
1047 Yeah. This is my first job. How did you know? 1.3485 0.05376 132 96 26 10
1048 You mind closing your eyes for five minutes? 1.3485 0.05376 132 96 26 10
1049 The suspense will kill you. 1.3485 0.05267 132 95 28 9
1050 The hot water ain’t gonna last forever. 1.3485 0.04808 132 91 36 5
1051 The East River will have to wait for now, kid. Outside without masks will draw the cops. 1.3481 0.05185 135 97 29 9
1052 Not so bad, you say? Wait 'til the hot water runs out. 1.3481 0.05077 135 96 31 8
1053 Next time, no hot water! 1.3481 0.04967 135 95 33 7
1054 That’s not what the boss meant by scrubbing you. 1.3481 0.04967 135 95 33 7
1055 I know, but with the pandemic we can't go to the ocean,OK? 1.3481 0.04855 135 94 35 6
1056 The EPA won't let us do this the right way. 1.3481 0.05291 135 98 27 10
1057 Better come clean, Vinnie; youse in hot water. 1.3481 0.04855 135 94 35 6
1058 Yeah, we rub-a-dub-dubbed out Jimmy last week too. 1.3481 0.05394 135 99 25 11
1059 I said I'm here to help you come clean. 1.3481 0.05185 135 97 29 9
1060 Yous are lucky the pier is closed. 1.3481 0.04967 135 95 33 7
1061 You know the dangers of second-hand smoke, so talk! 1.3481 0.05394 135 99 25 11
1062 Sir, no smoking in here please. 1.3481 0.05496 135 100 23 12
1063 Start talking or I’ll flush the toilet again. 1.3481 0.05291 135 98 27 10
1064 I'm hoping the secondhand smoke kills you. 1.3481 0.05077 135 96 31 8
1065 Come clean, or I'll close the curtain. 1.3481 0.04855 135 94 35 6
1066 I hate having to wack guys who are quarantined. 1.3481 0.05185 135 97 29 9
1067 Look pal, this is the last time I'm going to tell you to come clean. 1.3481 0.04967 135 95 33 7
1068 Don't worry, I'll be back with some conditioner. 1.3481 0.04967 135 95 33 7
1069 Cigarette? 1.3481 0.04855 135 94 35 6
1070 I think we're gonna need a bigger bathtub . . . 1.3481 0.04967 135 95 33 7
1071 We all have to adapt to working from home. 1.3481 0.04855 135 94 35 6
1072 On more time. Covid is.....? 1.3481 0.04967 135 95 33 7
1073 Well, this is what happens to people who call me 'stupid'." 1.3481 0.05185 135 97 29 9
1074 If you admit to counting fake ballots, we bring in the alligators! 1.3481 0.05185 135 97 29 9
1075 Had enough kid, or do I need to bring out the big fluffy towel?” 1.3481 0.05394 135 99 25 11
1076 You’re all washed up in this town. 1.3481 0.05291 135 98 27 10
1077 Who are you and why are you in my shower? 1.3481 0.05394 135 99 25 11
1078 They don't call me "what the hell joe" for nothing. 1.3481 0.04855 135 94 35 6
1079 Just stay there until someone comes up with a good caption 1.3481 0.05291 135 98 27 10
1080 Last chance, Karnacki. Where’s the missing Trump votes? 1.3481 0.04967 135 95 33 7
1081 I would have taken you to the Gowanus but lucky for you it’s after 10 pm. 1.3481 0.05291 135 98 27 10
1082 I'll wait until you confess that you were not eligible to vote in Michigan. 1.3478 0.05310 138 101 26 11
1083 Ok, so maybe I didn't understand the instructions. 1.3468 0.05615 124 91 23 10
1084 What are you doing in my shower. 1.3468 0.05497 124 90 25 9
1085 This is your last chance. Talk, or I make the water tepid. 1.3468 0.05497 124 90 25 9
1086 Talk or I plug the drain. 1.3468 0.05377 124 89 27 8
1087 This ain’t working. Better start flushing the toilet, Tony. 1.3468 0.05377 124 89 27 8
1088 Just wait till the hot water runs out. 1.3459 0.04534 133 90 40 3
1089 I'd take youse to da East River, but da infection rate is over 3% and we're in lockdown again. 1.3459 0.04596 133 98 27 8
1090 It means you’ll sleep with the cockroaches. 1.3459 0.04896 133 93 34 6
1091 Start singing or you’ll be sleeping with the rubber duckies. 1.3459 0.05011 133 94 32 7
1092 I do apologize for exposing you to the second hand smoke 1.3459 0.04658 133 91 38 4
1093 Yeah,genius. That's exactly what I call this. A dry run. 1.3459 0.04779 133 92 36 5
1094 It’d be a shame if your water heater broke. Real shame. 1.3459 0.05124 133 95 30 8
1095 I didn’t mean for it to end up this way, Paulie. I’m serious 1.3453 0.04758 139 97 36 6
1096 Looks like curtains for you." 1.3443 0.05305 122 87 28 7
1097 Maybe that’ll make you sing.” 1.3443 0.05431 122 88 26 8
1098 Any more comments about my smoking, wise guy? 1.3443 0.05431 122 88 26 8
1099 Good thing for you I hate boats. 1.3443 0.05043 122 85 32 5
1100 So you want me to turn up the heat a little, do ya? 1.3443 0.05431 122 88 26 8
1101 How did you know I flunked out of grade school? 1.3443 0.05554 122 89 24 9
1102 You’re lucky I want to retire with a clear conscience, but could you beg for mercy for old times’ sake? 1.3443 0.05909 122 92 18 12
1103 No, last week's foot bath and pedicure was the final warning. 1.3443 0.05675 122 90 22 10
1104 It’s time for you to come clean. 1.3443 0.05043 122 85 32 5
1105 We’re on a budget. 1.3443 0.05675 122 90 22 10
1106 What’s the point? You’ll find out when the tub overflows. My downstairs neighbor is an absolute nightmare. 1.3443 0.05554 122 89 24 9
1107 So, have you worked out how you would escape yet? 1.3443 0.04907 122 84 34 4
1108 I wouldn't worry about the second hand smoke if I were you. 1.3443 0.05675 122 90 22 10
1109 You’re gonna swim with the duckies. 1.3443 0.05175 122 86 30 6
1110 I couldn't get this classified as an essential service so we'll have to make do 1.3443 0.05175 122 86 30 6
1111 I'll take whats behind the other curtain. 1.3443 0.05431 122 90 23 9
1112 And your rubber ducky is history, too. 1.3443 0.05793 122 91 20 11
1113 I hope dis woiks. Da river was froze up. 1.3443 0.05043 122 85 32 5
1114 I have never been in favour of the home office thing. 1.3443 0.05305 122 87 28 7
1115 Tommy’s big brother always ruins Thanksgiving by bringing work home with him.. 1.3443 0.05175 122 86 30 6
1116 Don't worry, I won't flush the toilet. 1.3443 0.04907 122 84 34 4
1117 New Covid protocol. Gotta sanitize all perishables. 1.3443 0.05554 122 89 24 9
1118 The boys at the station said you were in some hot water, but no one knew you were in this deep. 1.3443 0.05909 122 92 18 12
1119 Louie downstairs paid for protection but declined the flood damage premium 1.3443 0.05675 122 90 22 10
1120 The boss said, 'Make him a shower he can't refuse.' 1.3443 0.05554 122 89 24 9
1121 Sing, or your water bill will be off the charts. 1.3443 0.05554 122 89 24 9
1122 So let this be a warning to ya: next time it'll be Super Soakers in the Jersey Pine Barrens. 1.3443 0.05431 122 90 23 9
1123 And don't get any ideas, kid. We removed the bathmat. 1.3443 0.05675 122 90 22 10
1124 a shower is required before a swim. 1.3443 0.05431 122 88 26 8
1125 You’re washed up, bucko. 1.3443 0.05175 122 86 30 6
1126 So at this Thanksgiving dinner, were you sitting six feet apart or not, pal? 1.3443 0.05675 122 90 22 10
1127 Bitcoin, shmitcoin, where’s the toilet paper? 1.3443 0.05305 122 87 28 7
1128 Did you really think I was gonna throw youse off a bridge? I'm not going out there! We got a pandemic on! 1.3443 0.05431 122 88 26 8
1129 « I swear, it looked at lot bigger when I ordered it online. » 1.3443 0.05175 122 86 30 6
1130 You really landed yourself in hot water this time. 1.3443 0.05554 122 89 24 9
1131 So you still say you didn't vote both absentee and provisioal, eh?" 1.3435 0.05607 131 98 21 12
1132 Business gets so complicated with these new environmental laws. 1.3435 0.05171 131 94 29 8
1133 You’re in hot water now, kid. 1.3435 0.05284 131 95 27 9
1134 If you think this is nothing, kid, wait 'til I flush the toilet. 1.3435 0.04819 131 91 35 5
1135 Yeah, the quarantine changes everything. 1.3435 0.05056 131 93 31 7
1136 Sorry; until the stay-at-home order lifts, this is it. 1.3435 0.04939 131 92 33 6
1137 When hitmen work from home. 1.3435 0.05171 131 94 29 8
1138 With all your preexisting conditions this is the best I can do. 1.3435 0.04939 131 92 33 6
1139 Doing my job just hasn’t been the same since quarantine. 1.3435 0.03796 131 101 22 8
1140 Working from home isn't as easy as I thought it would be... 1.3435 0.04695 131 90 37 4
1141 You should be grateful I'm working from home. 1.3435 0.05056 131 93 31 7
1142 EPA regulations prohibit dumping in rivers these days. 1.3435 0.04939 131 92 33 6
1143 Nice try, buddy, but you’re gonna have to come with me. 1.3435 0.05171 131 94 29 8
1144 Talk or I'll put on the high flow shower head. 1.3435 0.05171 131 94 29 8
1145 So Congressman Adams, are you ready yet to reconsider your vote on Low Flow shower heads? 1.3435 0.05501 131 97 23 11
1146 The lemon bergamot was my idea. You’re welcome. 1.3435 0.05056 131 93 31 7
1147 Don't go nowhere, I forgot the fish 1.3435 0.04939 131 92 33 6
1148 You talk, right now, or nobody’s going to wonder “where’s Waldo?” anymore. 1.3435 0.05284 131 95 27 9
1149 The boss told me to make it look like suicide. 1.3435 0.05394 131 96 25 10
1150 You can take this as your last warning. 1.3435 0.04939 131 92 33 6
1151 Tell me one more time, what did you think of my screenplay? 1.3435 0.05284 131 95 27 9
1152 Just “Draining the Swamp” 1.3435 0.05394 131 96 25 10
1153 I told you the water pressure was crap. 1.3435 0.04819 131 91 35 5
1154 So you agree, no more hurricane reporting? 1.3435 0.05284 131 95 27 9
1155 Yeah i dont think this working from home thing works 1.3435 0.04939 131 92 33 6
1156 Pay up or I'll flush. 1.3433 0.04981 134 95 32 7
1157 You think times are tough for you white collar guys? How about us independent contractors?I can’t find a socially distant pier anywhere. 1.3431 0.04797 137 96 35 6
1158 The boss likes to improvise. 1.3423 0.04340 149 102 43 4
1159 From now one you will remember to ALWAYS put the shower curtain inside the tub. 1.3417 0.05487 120 87 25 8
1160 Be ready to sing when I get back, Houdini! 1.3417 0.05225 120 85 29 6
1161 Hell no, I'm not getting you a mask! 1.3417 0.05487 120 87 25 8
1162 Why? Because the town requires a shower before anyone goes into the lake. 1.3417 0.05857 120 90 19 11
1163 Where's the toilet paper? 1.3417 0.05487 120 87 25 8
1164 Let this serve as a warning. 1.3417 0.05736 120 89 21 10
1165 Ya got one last chance to talk before the tub overflows! 1.3417 0.05487 120 87 25 8
1166 You call me a dope! Well, the big boss told me to put you in concrete and in the water. 1.3417 0.05613 120 88 23 9
1167 At least I think he said 'make sure he sleeps with the duckies'" 1.3417 0.05358 120 86 27 7
1168 If ya don’t start singin’ punk, ya gonna force me to bring in more cliches.” 1.3417 0.05613 120 88 23 9
1169 You're a lucky man, Frank. Before the coronavirus, we did this in the East River. 1.3417 0.05358 120 86 27 7
1170 The DIY website said this was the most Covid friendly way to get what we both want. 1.3417 0.05736 120 89 21 10
1171 If you don't start singing, I'm gonna be forced to flush the toilet 1.3413 0.05423 126 92 25 9
1172 Last chance, give me the WIFI password. 1.3411 0.05220 129 93 28 8
1173 They only paid for a mild discomfort job. They just can't stay mad at you. 1.3411 0.05220 129 93 28 8
1174 Now, will you tell me why you voted for Trump? 1.3411 0.05335 129 94 26 9
1175 In times of Covid-19 this is the way to do it. 1.3411 0.05447 129 95 24 10
1176 If you think this is bad, wait’ll you see your water bill. 1.3411 0.05447 129 95 24 10
1177 Besides all that, is the shower pressure okay? 1.3411 0.05220 129 93 28 8
1178 Would you like a loofah? 1.3411 0.05335 129 94 26 9
1179 ...and if you don't start talkin', the next thing is, we flush the toilet. 1.3411 0.05220 129 93 28 8
1180 Start singing. 1.3411 0.05103 129 92 30 7
1181 I keep my hands clean and my victims cleaner. 1.3411 0.04983 129 91 32 6
1182 Don’t make me flush! 1.3411 0.04733 129 89 36 4
1183 I don't know kid, the river's too far, and my car's in the shop. 1.3411 0.04983 129 91 32 6
1184 Mind if I smoke? 1.3411 0.05103 129 92 30 7
1185 Quit belly-aching, kid. You’re lucky I’m lettin’ you off with a warning. 1.3411 0.05557 129 96 22 11
1186 Talk, or you'll swim with the rubber duckies 1.3411 0.05103 129 92 30 7
1187 So this is what they mean by, a riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma. 1.3411 0.05557 129 96 22 11
1188 Looks like you'll be sleeping with the rubber duckies tonight. 1.3411 0.05103 129 92 30 7
1189 All you gotta do is tell us where you hid the votes. That's all. Where are the votes? 1.3411 0.05220 129 93 28 8
1190 Tonight you sleep with the fickle hot water heater. 1.3411 0.05335 129 94 26 9
1191 That is some water pressure. How much is the rent again? 1.3411 0.05103 129 92 30 7
1192 And don’t move until the cement dries. 1.3411 0.05335 129 94 26 9
1193 The fish would rather sleep alone. 1.3411 0.05103 129 92 30 7
1194 Normally you’d be sleeping with the fishes, but I can’t find my mask anywhere 1.3411 0.05447 129 95 24 10
1195 Should’ve just worn the mask 1.3411 0.05447 129 95 24 10
1196 Revenge is a dish best served cold. 1.3411 0.05335 129 94 26 9
1197 2020. 1.3411 0.05447 129 95 24 10
1198 And no, the fish guy from ‘The Shape of Water’ ain’t here to save ya 1.3411 0.05103 129 92 30 7
1199 Good news, they may have a Vaccine 1.3411 0.05043 129 94 27 8
1200 Still not talking, huh? We’ll see once the hot water runs out. 1.3411 0.04859 129 90 34 5
1201 I don't know kid - they told me to give you the cement bath...the shower was my idea" 1.3409 0.05250 132 96 27 9
1202 Looks like you're gonna come clean! 1.3409 0.04967 132 96 28 8
1203 Sorry Buddy but with this quarantining, the best I can do is pruney you to death. 1.3407 0.05580 135 102 20 13
1204 It's what you get for singin'. 1.3407 0.04837 135 95 34 6
1205 Yeah, that's right, once your quarantine is over we head to the river. 1.3406 0.04986 138 99 31 8
1206 Greta Thunberg says hello. 1.3391 0.05778 115 85 21 9
1207 Work from home, they said. What could go wrong, they said. 1.3390 0.05544 118 86 24 8
1208 Wait until you crash into the floor below, that'll wipe the smirk off your face. 1.3390 0.05277 118 84 28 6
1209 Sorry,I didn't know you were in the shower.I only gotta piss.I'll be gone in a sec... 1.3390 0.05544 118 86 24 8
1210 Don’t ever steal your mother’s shampoo, kid. 1.3390 0.05544 118 86 24 8
1211 Once again, what is the secret recipe for your family’s Swedish Christmas Date Cookies! 1.3390 0.05674 118 87 22 9
1212 At least the shower ain't golden 1.3390 0.05674 118 87 22 9
1213 I'm gonna make you a loofah you can't refuse. 1.3390 0.05544 118 86 24 8
1214 It's possible the boss's mention of a bathtub might have been a reference to the east river. 1.3390 0.05674 118 87 22 9
1215 amateurs ... . 1.3390 0.05674 118 87 22 9
1216 We're in quarantine so this is as good as it gets. 1.3390 0.05412 118 85 26 7
1217 Your choice, sing in the shower or end up in the river 1.3390 0.05674 118 87 22 9
1218 Can you prove you put the secret envelope withe your ballot inside the mailing envelope and signed it? 1.3390 0.06044 118 90 16 12
1219 Millennials can’t even waterboard correctly. 1.3390 0.05800 118 88 20 10
1220 Jeez no this isn't a test run 1.3390 0.05800 118 88 20 10
1221 And yer gonna stay there 'til ya come clean! 1.3390 0.05412 118 85 26 7
1222 Budget cuts. 1.3390 0.05674 118 87 22 9
1223 Tonight you sleep with the silverfish. 1.3390 0.05544 118 86 24 8
1224 Be patient. This will take a while. 1.3390 0.05544 118 86 24 8
1225 If this doesn't kill the virus, nothing will. 1.3390 0.05674 118 87 22 9
1226 You're already in the bathroom! 1.3390 0.05544 118 86 24 8
1227 I respect a man who can keep his cool in extenuating circumstances. 1.3390 0.05544 118 86 24 8
1228 How's the fit? 1.3390 0.05674 118 87 22 9
1229 Hey, its the best I can do working from home. 1.3390 0.04995 118 82 32 4
1230 We're working from home now. 1.3390 0.04847 118 81 34 3
1231 Just your luck we're in quarantine... 1.3390 0.05412 118 85 26 7
1232 Hey! Where’s your mask 1.3390 0.05544 118 86 24 8
1233 I’ve always wondered what the “unusual” in cruel and unusual punishment meant. Now I know. 1.3390 0.05277 118 84 28 6
1234 Its not that. I'm just sick of your "dry humor". 1.3390 0.05674 118 87 22 9
1235 That's the last time I send the boss' son to do a job. 1.3390 0.05412 118 85 26 7
1236 Are you comfortable with the water temperature? 1.3390 0.05544 118 86 24 8
1237 Yeah, we used to do this differently...cutbacks are hitting everybody these days. 1.3390 0.05277 118 84 28 6
1238 The soap is behind you. 1.3390 0.05544 118 86 24 8
1239 Lissen, I gotta step out a minute and grab some fishes. Don't go to sleep yet. 1.3390 0.05674 118 87 22 9
1240 I know, it's not the same under quarantine, is it? 1.3390 0.04995 118 82 32 4
1241 Next time you mess with the mob, do it closer to the East River. 1.3390 0.05923 118 89 18 11
1242 For the last time...I swear I don’t know the wifi password 1.3390 0.05923 118 89 18 11
1243 This ‘working remotely’ just ain’t the same. 1.3390 0.05674 118 87 22 9
1244 Mask on or off? 1.3390 0.05800 118 88 20 10
1245 Can I draw the curtain for a minute? I gotta go before I go 1.3390 0.05674 118 87 22 9
1246 We an environmental conscious organization. Keep the water ways clean to help the turtles, ya know? 1.3390 0.05674 118 87 22 9
1247 Listen pal, I'd toss ya in the river like I did with the last guy but the city just announced another stay-at-home order, so this method will have to do. 1.3390 0.05277 118 84 28 6
1248 So, you gonna spill? 1.3387 0.05597 124 92 22 10
1249 You going to talk or do I got to get out the mop? 1.3386 0.05027 127 90 31 6
1250 You're still a rat, but at least you're not dirty. 1.3386 0.05150 127 91 29 7
1251 I asked if you wanted to do this the easy way or the hard way... 1.3386 0.05270 127 92 27 8
1252 Poll-worker de-briefing, MAGA style 1.3386 0.05387 127 93 25 9
1253 I’m working from home but at least I’m still working. 1.3386 0.05027 127 90 31 6
1254 Buddy, you've left us no choice. We told you to wash frequently and stay at home. 1.3386 0.05614 127 95 21 11
1255 Okay, one last time, how do you keep your hair so fluffy! 1.3386 0.04772 127 88 35 4
1256 Sorry pal. Frankie said I gotta stay here til you come clean. 1.3386 0.05150 127 91 29 7
1257 You're tough kid, Twenty minutes in a warm shower and you're still not singing. 1.3386 0.04901 127 89 33 5
1258 I'm no Kevorkian, but your plan seems deeply flawed. 1.3386 0.05270 127 92 27 8
1259 It's never been the same since the Boss hired that former OSHA inspector. 1.3386 0.05614 127 95 21 11
1260 He told me you’ll be in a lot more hot water unless you decertify another 100,000 votes immediately! 1.3386 0.05270 127 92 27 8
1261 Don't make me get the conditioner. 1.3386 0.05502 127 94 23 10
1262 This your first time with the cement overshoes thing? 1.3386 0.05150 127 91 29 7
1263 Ok, pal. Last chance...Tell us where the money is or we close the curtain on you 1.3386 0.05270 127 92 27 8
1264 We're tryna be more environmentally friendly. 1.3386 0.05027 127 90 31 6
1265 So, do you still think chain smoking is simply a sign of weakness? 1.3386 0.05387 127 93 25 9
1266 New lockdown measures required some improvising. 1.3386 0.05150 127 91 29 7
1267 Sorry, the car’s in the shop 1.3386 0.05150 127 91 29 7
1268 (grumble grumble)... non-essential my a**. I can't believe they're making me do this from home 1.3386 0.05614 127 95 21 11
1269 Hey, what’d you expect? the Four Seasons?? 1.3386 0.05387 127 93 25 9
1270 Start talkin' or I'm gonna put on the massage setting. 1.3385 0.05186 130 94 28 8
1271 I just have to say... this is, by far, my favorite role play we've done. 1.3383 0.04878 133 94 33 6
1272 Tell me what I want to know or you'll be sure to lose your security deposit. 1.3383 0.05106 133 96 29 8
1273 This would've been so much easier if you hadn't shit your pants. 1.3363 0.05707 113 83 22 8
1274 I told you, my hands are tied. 1.3362 0.05736 116 86 21 9
1275 You better talk now or I'll pull the plug on you. 1.3362 0.05329 116 83 27 6
1276 They told me my job wasn't suited for home office. But here we are... 1.3362 0.05865 116 87 19 10
1277 You're very lucky the Boss is against river pollution. 1.3362 0.05865 116 87 19 10
1278 You needed to clean up your act. 1.3362 0.05040 116 81 31 4
1279 All we want is the algorithm” 1.3362 0.05604 116 85 23 8
1280 This is the last time I'm gonna ask you, where's the hand sanitizer? 1.3360 0.05321 125 91 26 8
1281 First day of being a goon? 1.3360 0.05199 125 90 28 7
1282 Have fun swimming with the rubber duckies. 1.3360 0.05321 125 91 26 8
1283 Sorry, Tommy, but this is what happens to dirty rats. 1.3360 0.04944 125 88 32 5
1284 That's it. I'm pullin' the plug. 1.3360 0.05321 125 91 26 8
1285 Sorry. The governor closed the beach. 1.3360 0.05199 125 90 28 7
1286 We sold the dinghy, so... 1.3360 0.05321 125 91 26 8
1287 This is just a wet run. 1.3360 0.05073 125 89 30 6
1288 Don't try anything cute. 1.3360 0.05073 125 89 30 6
1289 Consider this payback for putting me on top of your dumbest criminals list. 1.3360 0.05199 125 90 28 7
1290 Sorry, I couldn't afford a boat. 1.3360 0.05199 125 90 28 7
1291 You will sleep with the rubber fishes. 1.3360 0.04812 125 87 34 4
1292 Your Mobster Fantasy ends in exactly ten minutes. Any last requests? 1.3360 0.05199 125 90 28 7
1293 Tough guy, huh? Just wait until someone flushes the downstairs toilet. 1.3360 0.04676 125 91 28 6
1294 Made man? No, I'm just an intern. Why do you ask? 1.3360 0.05199 125 90 28 7
1295 I repotted him, watered him, still nothing 1.3360 0.05441 125 92 24 9
1296 Your downstairs neighbor will soon finish what I began. 1.3360 0.05558 125 93 22 10
1297 I don't scratch nobody's back 1.3360 0.05199 125 90 28 7
1298 I think I see the reason for your clogged bathtub drain. 1.3360 0.05073 125 89 30 6
1299 I won't let you become a dirty crook like your father. 1.3360 0.05673 125 94 20 11
1300 Gimme my money or I leave the shower curtain on the outside of the tub. 1.3360 0.05073 125 89 30 6
1301 The Don's no longer reimbursing for mileage to and from the dock. 1.3360 0.05321 125 91 26 8
1302 Any other last requests? 1.3360 0.05321 125 91 26 8
1303 After this , it’s a shave and a pedicure. 1.3360 0.05199 125 90 28 7
1304 You better speak or you're gonna sleep with the rubber duckies. 1.3360 0.04944 125 88 32 5
1305 I think the rehearsal went well. 1.3360 0.05321 125 91 26 8
1306 I just want the dirt. 1.3360 0.05321 125 91 26 8
1307 Relax. We just need you to test a new brand of concrete. 1.3360 0.05321 125 91 26 8
1308 Don't make me have to get the fishes. 1.3360 0.05558 125 93 22 10
1309 Listen kid, we’re landlocked. Just use your imagination. 1.3360 0.05199 125 90 28 7
1310 the worst remake of Psycho 1.3360 0.05558 125 93 22 10
1311 When I heard you’d found yourself in hot water again, I wasn’t expecting this. 1.3360 0.05321 125 93 23 9
1312 I said no more long hot showers. You didn’t listen though, didn’t you? 1.3360 0.05199 125 90 28 7
1313 It’s my first day... 1.3360 0.05321 125 91 26 8
1314 I better look at the instructions again. 1.3360 0.05199 125 90 28 7
1315 Sorry, it’s my first day. 1.3359 0.04870 128 90 33 5
1316 Alright now tell me, or I make it really cold. 1.3333 0.05496 123 91 23 9
1317 We need a bigger tub 1.3333 0.05374 123 90 25 8
1318 I leave for 15 minutes and this happens 1.3333 0.04988 123 87 31 5
1319 Yeah, go figure. Beauticians and barkeeps can open like normal, but hitmen still got to work from home. 1.3333 0.05248 123 89 27 7
1320 Message from the Board. No loud music past 10 PM. 1.3333 0.05248 123 89 27 7
1321 Are you sure the boss said to give him a *shower* he can't refuse? 1.3333 0.05496 123 91 23 9
1322 No man is an island. 1.3333 0.05248 123 89 27 7
1323 Our oceans are polluted enough 1.3333 0.05120 123 88 29 6
1324 Can't go to the river, I'm under Covid quarantine. 1.3333 0.04988 123 87 31 5
1325 Start talking or it's goodbye rubber ducky. 1.3333 0.04988 123 87 31 5
1326 They said to put you somewhere unexpected. 1.3333 0.05248 123 89 27 7
1327 The boss sent me to plug the leak.” 1.3333 0.05120 123 88 29 6
1328 The syndicate ain’t what it used to be. 1.3333 0.05120 123 88 29 6
1329 Organized-crime-from-home hasn't been perfect, but it's kept my kids out of trouble. 1.3333 0.05248 123 89 27 7
1330 This damn virus 'as got us all workin' from home... 1.3333 0.05248 123 89 27 7
1331 Pfizer or Moderno...and you better get it right this time. 1.3333 0.05496 123 91 23 9
1332 Ya shouldda hired a union plumber. 1.3333 0.05374 123 90 25 8
1333 Trust me, by day 30 you'll wish you were sleeping with the fishes. 1.3333 0.05374 123 90 25 8
1334 Yeah, pretty good thanks. Yourself? 1.3333 0.05248 123 89 27 7
1335 I'm sorry I couldn't dump you in the river but I'm quarantined for another two weeks 1.3333 0.04027 123 88 32 3
1336 Still refreshing your mind? 1.3333 0.04783 123 88 30 5
1337 Alright I’m gonna run to the store. You need anything? 1.3333 0.05404 126 93 24 9
1338 With the lockdown, we couldn't get to the river. 1.3333 0.05248 123 89 27 7
1339 Talk, or you'll be dead in the water. 1.3333 0.04988 123 87 31 5
1340 Curtain open or closed? 1.3333 0.05374 123 90 25 8
1341 See that toilet over there? You better start talkin’, or I’ll start flushing’. 1.3333 0.05120 123 88 29 6
1342 You’re lucky I don’t believe in waterboarding. 1.3333 0.05120 123 88 29 6
1343 This is the best we could do given the renovation work on the pier. 1.3333 0.04988 123 87 31 5
1344 These days, even us wise guys gotta work from home. 1.3333 0.04988 123 87 31 5
1345 No. Nobody said nuttin bout a river 1.3333 0.04713 123 85 35 3
1346 This is a test. It is only a test... 1.3333 0.05496 123 91 23 9
1347 If you don’t start talking I’m going to keep flushing the toilet until you do. 1.3333 0.05248 123 89 27 7
1348 You getting tired of work from home too? 1.3333 0.05496 123 91 23 9
1349 You’re lucky our boat is getting repaired. 1.3333 0.05248 123 89 27 7
1350 When the boss says, “don’t leave your apartment”, he means it. 1.3333 0.05248 123 89 27 7
1351 The boss said to make sure you're all washed up. 1.3333 0.05120 123 88 29 6
1352 What did you expect, the Hudson River? 1.3333 0.04570 123 84 37 2
1353 Consider this a shot across the bow. 1.3333 0.05496 123 91 23 9
1354 I said, hold your breath. 1.3333 0.05496 123 91 23 9
1355 Next, we lather. Then, we repeat. 1.3333 0.05248 123 89 27 7
1356 I told my boss you can't do this job from home. 1.3333 0.04852 123 86 33 4
1357 You’d be swimmin’ with the fishes, but we forgot our masks. 1.3333 0.05496 123 91 23 9
1358 I don't get dry humor. 1.3333 0.04852 123 86 33 4
1359 Tell me now orI'm pulling the plug. 1.3333 0.04570 123 84 37 2
1360 It's just not the same working from home. 1.3333 0.04988 123 87 31 5
1361 How's the temperature? 1.3333 0.05374 123 90 25 8
1362 I really need to rethink this whole work from home thing. 1.3333 0.05120 123 88 29 6
1363 Don’t think you’re gonna shrivel out of this one 1.3333 0.05120 123 88 29 6
1364 Due to the lockdown, we can't take you to the river. 1.3333 0.04988 123 87 31 5
1365 Yes, I did see 'The Shape of Water' but no, you're just not my type. 1.3333 0.05496 123 91 23 9
1366 Sorry. We'll cover the water bill, if that's any comfort. 1.3333 0.04988 123 87 31 5
1367 Talk or you'll lose your security deposit. 1.3333 0.04988 123 87 31 5
1368 So how do you like my late-rent deterrent program?" 1.3333 0.05120 123 88 29 6
1369 Back in the day, there was no 'orientation'. It was strictly sink or swim." 1.3333 0.05120 123 88 29 6
1370 Gotta keep 'em hydrated 1.3333 0.05120 123 88 29 6
1371 Na, we don't do sleeps with the fishes no more. We find that a pruney death sends a better message. 1.3333 0.04421 123 88 31 4
1372 Sorry Tony, accounting didn’t work out. 1.3333 0.04988 123 87 31 5
1373 Start talkin' or I pull the plug.... 1.3333 0.05248 123 89 27 7
1374 Next time you sink. This is just a surprise shower. 1.3333 0.05374 123 90 25 8
1375 Perhaps I didn’t think this through.” 1.3333 0.04988 123 87 31 5
1376 You ready to sleep with the knishes? 1.3333 0.04988 123 87 31 5
1377 So much for the apprentice program. 1.3333 0.05374 123 90 25 8
1378 Da boss says to presoak before planting. 1.3333 0.05616 123 92 21 10
1379 Swimming with the fishes is SO pre-pandemic. 1.3333 0.05248 123 89 27 7
1380 I told you —only “sing” in the shower. 1.3333 0.04852 123 86 33 4
1381 All I know is the Boss says you gotta come clean. 1.3333 0.04988 123 87 31 5
1382 "Why are you wearing your glasses in the shower?" 1.3333 0.05664 114 84 22 8
1383 Well, at least I can work from home. 1.3333 0.05248 123 89 27 7
1384 We're going green, so we've stopped doing river dumps. 1.3333 0.05616 123 92 21 10
1385 So, you gave away the secret family recipe. 1.3333 0.05374 123 90 25 8
1386 Lucky for you this is just a test run. 1.3333 0.04988 123 87 31 5
1387 And if this doesn’t make you spill the beans, we’ll force you to binge watch the last four seasons of White House press briefings. 1.3333 0.05120 123 93 21 9
1388 Now who's in hot water 1.3333 0.05248 123 89 27 7
1389 I knew I would find you in hot water one day, four eyes. 1.3333 0.04988 123 87 31 5
1390 I'm sorry, even organized crime has to work from home. 1.3333 0.05248 123 89 27 7
1391 When this covid thing is over, you and I have a date with a pier. 1.3333 0.04988 123 87 31 5
1392 Smoking is bad for your health. 1.3333 0.05248 123 89 27 7
1393 I strongly recommend, 'Hitman for Dummies'! 1.3333 0.05616 123 92 21 10
1394 It was my plan to dump you in the river. But, ya know... Covid. 1.3333 0.05120 123 88 29 6
1395 That’s just a little taste of what it’s like to sleep with the fishes, capiche? 1.3333 0.05374 123 90 25 8
1396 We call it the new "Killing From Home" COVID-19 policy. 1.3333 0.05374 123 90 25 8
1397 I won't ask again: where is the rest of the toilet paper? 1.3333 0.05496 123 91 23 9
1398 Maybe a good shower will jog your memory... 1.3333 0.05374 123 90 25 8
1399 Tsk, tsk, tsk. All this because you wouldn’t call your mother. 1.3333 0.05248 123 89 27 7
1400 This is your last chance to come clean kid. 1.3333 0.05285 126 92 26 8
1401 No, this doesn't make you part of the gang. 1.3333 0.04852 123 86 33 4
1402 I put a lavender bath bomb in the tub, you know, for relaxation 1.3333 0.04988 123 87 31 5
1403 Look, I’m going to shut the curtain while we talk. Safer for both of us that way. 1.3333 0.05248 123 89 27 7
1404 Lucky for you I woke up feeling whimsical today. 1.3333 0.05248 123 89 27 7
1405 Do I look like a guy who doesn't know what they're doing? 1.3333 0.05120 123 88 29 6
1406 I finally found you Waldo! 1.3333 0.05616 123 92 21 10
1407 Just wait ‘til doze fingers start to prune up - den we’ll see who’s laughin’ 1.3333 0.05120 123 88 29 6
1408 I hate to have to bring my work home, but ya gotta do what ya gotta do 1.3333 0.05120 123 88 29 6
1409 I’ll ask you again: how do I create a Facebook account? 1.3333 0.05120 123 88 29 6
1410 It's 'sleep with the fishes,' Mikey. Not shower. 1.3333 0.04988 123 87 31 5
1411 Work from home dey said. Won’t be no different dey said. 1.3333 0.04852 123 86 33 4
1412 Sleep with the loofas. 1.3333 0.05374 123 90 25 8
1413 Greta will stop sending me when you understand climate change is not fun 1.3333 0.05734 123 93 19 11
1414 The boss asked me to make sure you’re not going to sing. 1.3333 0.04852 123 86 33 4
1415 For the last time: where are the toilet rolls stashed? 1.3333 0.05374 123 90 25 8
1416 You ain’t certifyin’ nothin’ yet, ya hear me? 1.3333 0.05374 123 90 25 8
1417 You have everything you need? 1.3333 0.05664 114 84 22 8
1418 NOW, will you stop counting ballots? 1.3333 0.05120 123 88 29 6
1419 This is still in beta testing. 1.3333 0.05374 123 90 25 8
1420 Da boss tole me to go easy on ya... 1.3333 0.05374 123 90 25 8
1421 Yeah, just a reminder that a rising tide don't lift all boats. 1.3306 0.05337 124 91 25 8
1422 What do the polls say about your chances now, genius? 1.3306 0.05033 121 86 30 5
1423 Just for market research purposes, would you have liked a gag too? 1.3306 0.05553 121 90 22 9
1424 Mob climate accord. You got any idea of the carbon footprint involved in driving cement shoes off the docks? 1.3306 0.05428 121 89 24 8
1425 Don't complain Pal. The last guy we did got it at a lawn sprinkler in Westchester. 1.3306 0.05033 121 86 30 5
1426 Dangerous but inept 1.3306 0.05168 121 87 28 6
1427 Waldo's dream #734. 1.3306 0.05168 121 87 28 6
1428 This is what happens when you cross us in a landlocked city. 1.3306 0.05299 121 88 26 7
1429 If you open your mouth and look into the water it will really speed this up 1.3306 0.04894 121 85 32 4
1430 Do you think this is bad? Soon you’ll have to re-tile the entire bathroom 1.3306 0.05299 121 88 26 7
1431 Do you want a last cigarette? 1.3306 0.04894 121 85 32 4
1432 This is only a test. 1.3306 0.05299 121 88 26 7
1433 Okay, you get it now? Next time you pull any funny business, the tub is going to be a little deeper. 1.3306 0.05299 121 88 26 7
1434 Next time my daughter asks you to do something, just say “yes, dear.” 1.3306 0.05033 121 86 30 5
1435 We ran out of boards... 1.3306 0.05033 121 86 30 5
1436 We couldn't find a short pier, so we're skipping the long walk. 1.3306 0.05033 121 86 30 5
1437 Wouldn’t it have been easier if you’d falsified the vote like the President asked? 1.3306 0.05428 121 89 24 8
1438 I’ll ask you one more time, where are the rest of the ballots? 1.3306 0.05796 121 92 18 11
1439 This is your last chance. Vote to overturn the canvassing board, or we fill the tub completely. 1.3306 0.05428 121 89 24 8
1440 Now that I'm a salaried employee, I can't deduct my mileage. And that pier ain't close. 1.3306 0.05168 121 87 28 6
1441 OK, technically it's not a play, but curtains still means it's over, period. 1.3306 0.05299 121 88 26 7
1442 Your agoraphobia is really going to complicate things. 1.3306 0.04894 121 85 32 4
1443 Ah good job...you stayed right where I left ya 1.3306 0.05428 121 89 24 8
1444 Four Eyed Jerry sleeps with the rubber duckies 1.3306 0.05428 121 89 24 8
1445 My job has a great Whack from Home policy. 1.3306 0.05428 121 89 24 8
1446 Sorry kid, boss says I have tah show you’s the ropes and get ya feet wet 1st. 1.3306 0.05676 121 91 20 10
1447 Now tell me the password before the hot water runs out! 1.3306 0.05168 121 87 28 6
1448 This is just a warning. Next time it'll be on the pulse setting. 1.3277 0.05217 119 86 27 6
1449 Not only did I mix cliches, I forgot the fishes 1.3277 0.05483 119 88 23 8
1450 Make one wrong move and you'll be sleeping with the rubber duckies 1.3277 0.05483 119 88 23 8
1451 Michigan state GOP senator contemplates his choices. 1.3277 0.05352 119 87 25 7
1452 Your gonna sleep with the loofahs. 1.3277 0.05737 119 90 19 10
1453 Come on tell me where you put those ballots 1.3250 0.05314 120 88 25 7
1454 You’re wasting water, you know. 1.3248 0.05540 117 87 22 8
1455 Eureka, my ass. 1.3248 0.05406 117 86 24 7
1456 I'll let you go...under one conditioner 1.3248 0.05126 117 84 28 5
1457 Youse Want conditioner? 1.3248 0.05406 117 86 24 7
1458 Shudda worn that mask, Bud. 1.3248 0.05406 117 86 24 7
1459 You'se goin' swimming with the rubber duckies 1.3248 0.05540 117 87 22 8
1460 Well I used to be a caption writer for the New Yorker, but now they crowd source them from instagram. 1.3248 0.05672 117 88 20 9
1461 The Boss put the kibosh on non-essential travel. 1.3241 0.05708 108 80 21 7
1462 I got good news! Trump commuted your sentence! 1.3241 0.05708 108 80 21 7
1463 You ready to talk? 1.3241 0.05234 108 77 27 4
1464 Save me some hot water 1.3241 0.05555 108 79 23 6
1465 If yo can pull a Houdini, the job’s yours. 1.3241 0.05555 108 79 23 6
1466 Yep, it’s a clog. 1.3241 0.06004 108 82 17 9
1467 At least close the curtain 1.3241 0.05555 108 79 23 6
1468 Ever since Luca Brasi went swimming, the fish have demanded we sort and thoroughly clean everything first. 1.3241 0.05708 108 80 21 7
1469 Buddy, this is just a practice run. 1.3241 0.05066 108 76 29 3
1470 I thought I'd try this way because I get real seasick when I'm on a boat,but I can see that this is not going to work. 1.3241 0.05555 108 79 23 6
1471 Don't worry about it; the guy on the first floor will finish the job. 1.3241 0.06004 108 82 17 9
1472 Just don't tell the Don. I get seasick. 1.3241 0.04712 108 74 33 1
1473 I'm the cleaner. 1.3241 0.05234 108 77 27 4
1474 Someday, and that day may never come, I will call upon you to return the favor. 1.3241 0.05555 108 79 23 6
1475 Because this is Las Vegas. Ain't no deep water anywhere close. 1.3241 0.05708 108 80 21 7
1476 You’re gonna swim with the yellow rubber duckies 1.3241 0.05234 108 77 27 4
1477 Hey wait a minute, I thought you told me this would save time. 1.3241 0.05708 108 80 21 7
1478 Coivd, ya know? We can't risk taking your down to the river, so this will have to do. 1.3241 0.05858 108 81 19 8
1479 Waddya mean, you think I have a pea brain. I’m throwing in the hairdryer next. 1.3241 0.05397 108 78 25 5
1480 I want to make sure you're clean before I throw you in the ocean. It's an environmental thing. 1.3241 0.05555 108 79 23 6
1481 You sure you want to stick with that, "this is a smoke free bathroom" malarkey? 1.3241 0.06146 108 83 15 10
1482 Yer lucky punk! Boss says we aint using the dock until there is a vaccine. 1.3241 0.06004 108 82 17 9
1483 You don't need to worry about second hand smoke 1.3241 0.05708 108 80 21 7
1484 For the last time, tell us what you know or we turn on the cold water 1.3241 0.05397 108 78 25 5
1485 Harry Hou? 1.3241 0.05708 108 80 21 7
1486 The guy downstairs just finished putting in new carpet. When he finds out this is all your own fault, he’s gonna kill you.” Paul Vitello, Roslyn Heights, N.Y 1.3241 0.05397 108 78 25 5
1487 The renters downstairs will take a hot shower anytime. 1.3241 0.05555 108 79 23 6
1488 I was like you once. 1.3241 0.05858 108 81 19 8
1489 The boss says we’re working from home so for now you’re sleepin’ with the rubber duckies 1.3241 0.05858 108 81 19 8
1490 If you don’t start talking we’ll be forced to pull the plug. 1.3241 0.05397 108 78 25 5
1491 That’s for ordering pineapple on the pizza. 1.3241 0.05858 108 81 19 8
1492 i should have given at least the law of physics a chance 1.3241 0.05858 108 81 19 8
1493 We’re in lockdown. It’s the best I can do. 1.3241 0.05555 108 79 23 6
1494 You have one last chance to tell me the truth, do you have allergies or are you infected with COVID? 1.3241 0.05708 108 80 21 7
1495 One of Poe’s early drafts, The tell tale tub. 1.3241 0.06004 108 82 17 9
1496 Relax, just a few more exercises and we'll clear you to be a poll worker. 1.3241 0.05708 108 80 21 7
1497 It’s my signature clean getaway... 1.3241 0.05397 108 78 25 5
1498 I didn’t want to have to do this, but you haven’t showered in days, boss. 1.3228 0.05230 127 94 25 8
1499 The governor said we’ll be “safer at home.” 1.3220 0.05630 118 89 20 9
1500 Sir, could you put out the cigarette? That might actually kill me. 1.3217 0.05599 115 86 21 8
1501 whadaya gonna do, it's the new normal 1.3217 0.05319 115 84 25 6
1502 So the boss says, "Eddie, you gotta work from home until things settle down." 1.3217 0.05461 115 85 23 7
1503 Environmental laws prevent us from making you sleep with the fishes. 1.3217 0.05461 115 85 23 7
1504 consida dis jus' a DRY RUN.......ya get it? 1.3217 0.05461 115 85 23 7
1505 My guy Trump is right. You’d be dead by now if there was decent water pressure. 1.3217 0.05667 115 89 16 10
1506 Looks like you’ll be sleeping with the rubber duckies tonight, pal. 1.3217 0.05024 115 82 29 4
1507 I thought I told them to pull the plug on you. 1.3217 0.04870 115 81 31 3
1508 The Boss says we can't pollute the East River anymore.. 1.3217 0.04870 115 81 31 3
1509 Look, there's no large body of water around here...so we'll just have to wait 'til you catch a bad cold. 1.3217 0.05024 115 82 29 4
1510 Don't mind me, I've gotta take a shit. 1.3217 0.05733 115 87 19 9
1511 From a public health standpoint, it's safer than the East River." 1.3217 0.05174 115 83 27 5
1512 You got change for a dollar? I need to feed the parking meter. 1.3217 0.05319 115 84 25 6
1513 Change your Yelp review or the plumbing estimate will triple" 1.3217 0.05319 115 84 25 6
1514 So,how does it feel to be water bored? 1.3217 0.05024 115 82 29 4
1515 Don't go anywhere, ya hear me? 1.3217 0.05174 115 83 27 5
1516 Are you gonna come clean, or do I need to break out the soap? 1.3217 0.05599 115 86 21 8
1517 Start talking or I flush. 1.3217 0.05319 115 84 25 6
1518 If you don't start spilling the beans soon, we're going to be in big trouble with the landlady downstairs. 1.3217 0.05319 115 84 25 6
1519 Ya got yer six feet. Lucky don't do masks. 1.3217 0.05865 115 88 17 10
1520 Let’s just say that you better not forget her birthday. 1.3217 0.05024 115 82 29 4
1521 Is the temperature ok? 1.3217 0.05733 115 87 19 9
1522 Believe me, son - my father did it to me and it stopped me masturbating! 1.3217 0.05174 115 83 27 5
1523 I hope you're not in a hurry. 1.3217 0.05599 115 86 21 8
1524 Listen, Buddy. I’m just a plumber. What you need is a therapist. 1.3217 0.05865 115 88 17 10
1525 The boss says that this is all we can do with the new health restrictions. 1.3217 0.05174 115 83 27 5
1526 This do it yourself gangster kit really isn’t what I expected. 1.3217 0.05174 115 83 27 5
1527 ...nobody ever reads the small print online. 1.3217 0.05599 115 86 21 8
1528 Mr. Trump will stop at nothing to prevent Democrats from voting. 1.3217 0.05174 115 83 27 5
1529 Don't judge me... we're in Iowa. 1.3217 0.05599 115 86 21 8
1530 We're 100 miles away from the sea, this will have to do. 1.3217 0.05319 115 84 25 6
1531 none of this would have been necessary if you just put a mask on ! 1.3217 0.05461 115 85 23 7
1532 Rehearsal's over. Get in the trunk. 1.3217 0.05100 115 85 24 6
1533 Are you here to fix the leak? 1.3217 0.04870 115 81 31 3
1534 Da boss is an ecologist and don't wanna pollute da bay. 1.3217 0.05174 115 83 27 5
1535 Look, he is a new guy! He got the instructions messed up, sorry. 1.3217 0.05599 115 86 21 8
1536 You're lucky my Uber never showed up. 1.3217 0.05461 115 85 23 7
1537 Since you're in my shower, mister wise guy, who did I just wrap in bedsheets and drop in the harbor? 1.3217 0.05024 115 82 29 4
1538 Think of this the next time you forget to wash your hands in pandemic! 1.3217 0.05461 115 85 23 7
1539 If I were you, I’d start talking. You don’t look like the type who would buy water damage insurance. 1.3217 0.05599 115 86 21 8
1540 OK, enough messin’ around; either you start talkin’ or that toilet over there starts flushin’ 1.3217 0.05319 115 84 25 6
1541 In these times, we’ve had to make some cut backs. 1.3217 0.05024 115 82 29 4
1542 I’m going to the deli. Want anything? 1.3217 0.05733 115 87 19 9
1543 Reluctantly granting his last wishes before swimming with the fishes 1.3217 0.05599 115 86 21 8
1544 No, I don’t have a mask so this will do 1.3217 0.05461 115 85 23 7
1545 Time for you to sleep with the rubber duckies. 1.3208 0.05453 106 77 24 5
1546 Sometimes it's just easier not to dump them in the river. 1.3208 0.05370 106 79 21 6
1547 Making cement great again. 1.3208 0.06076 106 81 16 9
1548 I'll be back with the fishes. 1.3208 0.05773 106 79 20 7
1549 Enjoy sleeping with the rubber duckies 1.3208 0.05773 106 79 20 7
1550 Governor closed the pier until cases trend back down. 1.3208 0.05453 106 77 24 5
1551 It's called working from home, wise guy. 1.3208 0.05286 106 76 26 4
1552 You're lucky you don't owe Putin $400 million! 1.3208 0.05773 106 79 20 7
1553 Okay, are you going to come clean now. 1.3208 0.05113 106 75 28 3
1554 Nope, I still wanna smoke. 1.3208 0.05773 106 79 20 7
1555 Black, please. No sugar. 1.3208 0.05615 106 81 18 7
1556 You are now living the first chapter from "The Art of the Deal II". 1.3208 0.06076 106 81 16 9
1557 Boss must not have seen the state of the East River lately. I'm a killer not a sadist. 1.3208 0.06076 106 81 16 9
1558 We’re sending you to sleep with the rubber duckies 1.3208 0.05773 106 79 20 7
1559 Maybe next time we say, ‘Wash. Rinse. Repeat.’ Youse’ll know we mean bidness. 1.3208 0.05927 106 80 18 8
1560 Now will you fill out that voter fraud affidavit? 1.3208 0.05615 106 78 22 6
1561 Be glad you live in Arizona. 1.3208 0.05615 106 78 22 6
1562 You're lucky it's a beta test. 1.3208 0.05453 106 77 24 5
1563 No,my mother did not raise any dummies but if she did it was my brother. 1.3208 0.05453 106 77 24 5
1564 I’m Alive but I’m dead 1.3208 0.05773 106 79 20 7
1565 Couldn't find a board so I'm watertubbing you until you tell me where you put the doe! 1.3208 0.05773 106 79 20 7
1566 Hey... you get out of there. 1.3208 0.05773 106 79 20 7
1567 The stimulus was signed and the rent was paid. Benny is coming up with the jack-hammer. 1.3208 0.05615 106 78 22 6
1568 Management respectfully reminds you to shower before you swim. 1.3208 0.05286 106 76 26 4
1569 If this doesn’t make you talk you’re getting buried in the cat box. 1.3208 0.05773 106 79 20 7
1570 What can I say? Your my first target from a land-locked state. 1.3208 0.05615 106 78 22 6
1571 This is definitely extra unordinary rendition. 1.3208 0.05615 106 78 22 6
1572 the boat ain't runnin' but you get the general idea 1.3208 0.05773 106 79 20 7
1573 We can do this all night. 1.3208 0.05453 106 77 24 5
1574 Get out of there, you're using all the hot water. 1.3208 0.05927 106 80 18 8
1575 Working from home is getting old. 1.3208 0.05615 106 78 22 6
1576 I told you you will get into hot water... 1.3208 0.05615 106 78 22 6
1577 Clearly an "inside job", Mr. Gates. 1.3208 0.05453 106 77 24 5
1578 It’s curtains for you, Waldo. No more hiding. 1.3208 0.05453 106 77 24 5
1579 We told youse not to pair the checkerboard tile with the clawfoot tub 1.3208 0.05927 106 80 18 8
1580 You'll be sleeping with the rubber duckies anyway. 1.3208 0.05773 106 79 20 7
1581 And to top it all you'll have exorbiant utility bills to pay by the time they find you." 1.3208 0.05453 106 77 24 5
1582 No, You're in hot water mister! 1.3208 0.05286 106 76 26 4
1583 So we will untie you and have you vote again 1.3208 0.05615 106 78 22 6
1584 Next time it won't be showering with the fishes. 1.3208 0.05453 106 77 24 5
1585 Times up. Do I plug you or unplug you? 1.3208 0.06076 106 81 16 9
1586 You can let yourself out. 1.3208 0.05615 106 78 22 6
1587 Well, you get the idea. 1.3208 0.05113 106 75 28 3
1588 Now do you understand how displacement works 1.3208 0.05615 106 78 22 6
1589 Now you're really in hot water 1.3208 0.05615 106 78 22 6
1590 I never knew certifying ballots was so dangerous a job. 1.3208 0.05615 106 78 22 6
1591 I hope youse don't make me resort to the rubber ducky!" 1.3190 0.05281 116 85 25 6
1592 Give it time. 1.3190 0.05281 116 85 25 6
1593 No, I won't warm it up just a skosh. 1.3190 0.04836 116 82 31 3
1594 The embarrassing part is being found in the downstairs apartment after the kitchen ceiling collapses. 1.3190 0.05421 116 86 23 7
1595 The last wise guy had to replace the floor and the vanity. 1.3190 0.05281 116 85 25 6
1596 Start talking or I’m getting the loofah. 1.3190 0.04836 116 82 31 3
1597 This is how they taught me at good old Trump U. 1.3190 0.05948 116 90 15 11
1598 We're going to find out if this shampoo really is "tear-free". 1.3190 0.04836 116 82 31 3
1599 COVID lockdowns affect our business, too. Pretend you’re drowning, please. 1.3190 0.05281 116 85 25 6
1600 Are you ready to come clean, kiddo? 1.3186 0.05070 113 81 28 4
1601 It's prune hands for you buddy. Prune hands. 1.3186 0.05518 113 84 22 7
1602 I didn’t think it through. 1.3186 0.05070 113 81 28 4
1603 I refuse to concede. 1.3186 0.05932 113 87 16 10
1604 I don't like it any more than you do, kid. 1.3186 0.05518 113 84 22 7
1605 You're lucky I'm just in training. 1.3186 0.05373 113 83 24 6
1606 We thank you for your patience as we transition to our new normal. 1.3186 0.05070 113 81 28 4
1607 Where'd ya stash the dough? This is your last chance to come clean. 1.3186 0.05223 113 82 26 5
1608 Lucky for you we gotta follow OSHA guidelines now. 1.3186 0.05223 113 82 26 5
1609 Next time it'll be in the above-ground pool. Fauci's orders. 1.3186 0.05659 113 85 20 8
1610 This is only phase I 1.3186 0.05518 113 84 22 7
1611 Some jobs you just can't do from home. 1.3186 0.05070 113 81 28 4
1612 You'll be sleepin' with the duckie, see? 1.3186 0.05659 113 85 20 8
1613 You'll give in soon -- it's a low-flow shower head. 1.3186 0.05373 113 83 24 6
1614 Okay, so we'll just call this a warning." 1.3186 0.05518 113 84 22 7
1615 Stop whining, what do I know about running a spa? 1.3186 0.05373 113 83 24 6
1616 Different offense, different punishment but the thought is still there. 1.3186 0.05373 113 83 24 6
1617 It’s the best we could do under lockdown 1.3186 0.05659 113 85 20 8
1618 Okay, you get one more chance to come clean. 1.3186 0.05518 113 84 22 7
1619 This is the best I can do under quarantine. 1.3186 0.05659 113 85 20 8
1620 Sure,working from home can be a challenge, but I don’t miss that commute to the pier every night. 1.3186 0.04912 113 80 30 3
1621 Were supposed to be working remotely, so it'll have to do. 1.3186 0.05659 113 85 20 8
1622 This is just foreshadowing 1.3186 0.05518 113 84 22 7
1623 I guess I better watch that How-to-Waterboard video again.... 1.3186 0.05518 113 84 22 7
1624 Lemme get this straight. Cheeseburger and rings...ice tea. Whaddya want on the burger? 1.3186 0.05518 113 84 22 7
1625 If it weren't for budget cuts... 1.3186 0.05070 113 81 28 4
1626 It's for Instagram. I'll throw you in the river after it posts. 1.3186 0.05223 113 82 26 5
1627 If this doesn’t do it, second-hand smoke will. 1.3186 0.05518 113 84 22 7
1628 You’re in hot water now, but in few minutes you’ll be singing’ like a penguin! 1.3186 0.05797 113 86 18 9
1629 We call this the "climate change" torture. 1.3186 0.05223 113 82 26 5
1630 You're going to come clean one way or another. 1.3186 0.05373 113 83 24 6
1631 I'm a contract killer. You're an accountant. Don't tell me how to handle work-at-home. 1.3186 0.05518 113 84 22 7
1632 I couldn't get us a reservation at the pier, I guess they stopped taking drop-ins 1.3186 0.05659 113 85 20 8
1633 These low-flow showerheads just can't compare with the real thing. 1.3186 0.05518 113 84 22 7
1634 I'm too old for this sh*t. 1.3186 0.05659 113 85 20 8
1635 Dis is da best we can do wid da covid an' all. And no fishies. 1.3186 0.05797 113 86 18 9
1636 Hmmm...there might be something to that 'foresight' thing. 1.3186 0.05373 113 83 24 6
1637 Contrary to what you might be thinking, Mr. Bookkeeper, things are gunna get real dirty from here... 1.3186 0.05373 113 83 24 6
1638 this went faster before "shelter in place" 1.3186 0.05223 113 82 26 5
1639 Now comes the cement rubber ducky. 1.3186 0.05659 113 85 20 8
1640 Trump's crack legal team takes charge. 1.3186 0.06192 113 89 12 12
1641 We don't like to do things this way, but they closed the harbor back up with this spike in cases. 1.3186 0.05223 113 82 26 5
1642 No, no, no. You’ve got it all wrong... It’s called “enhanced interrogation” these days. 1.3186 0.05373 113 83 24 6
1643 The Soap-ranos 1.3186 0.05518 113 84 22 7
1644 Da' big boss said 'dat da' East River was too good for you! 1.3186 0.05518 113 84 22 7
1645 Rope, concrete shoes, plenty of water.... I'm forgetting something.... 1.3186 0.05070 113 81 28 4
1646 In case there's a shower before swimming sign. 1.3186 0.05223 113 82 26 5
1647 Don’t get yer hopes up pal, this is just a practice run 1.3186 0.05373 113 83 24 6
1648 Just going out for some smokes. Can I get you anything? 1.3186 0.04312 113 84 25 4
1649 Next time it'll be the ocean ! 1.3186 0.05518 113 84 22 7
1650 Sorry, our borough has quite hard water. 1.3186 0.05223 113 82 26 5
1651 You realize the water damage you’re doing to my apartment? 1.3186 0.05373 113 83 24 6
1652 Maybe I should rethink this. 1.3186 0.05518 113 84 22 7
1653 Don't worry, I'm maintaining 6 feet of separation for your protection. 1.3186 0.05659 113 85 20 8
1654 We warned you what would happen if you started singing. 1.3186 0.05223 113 82 26 5
1655 Be sure you don't let the water run over the tub...the people downstairs are big complainers 1.3186 0.05373 113 83 24 6
1656 You can sleep with the rubber duckies. 1.3186 0.05373 113 83 24 6
1657 This is what we do to people who only tell half truths. 1.3186 0.06063 113 88 14 11
1658 Yeah, well, it's still experimental. 1.3186 0.05518 113 84 22 7
1659 Next time it’s cold water. 1.3186 0.05070 113 81 28 4
1660 Bobby the Bull quickly realized that his “warning” was ineffective. 1.3186 0.05518 113 84 22 7
1661 Well, hmmmm. I captured him, tied him up, gave him cement shoes and dumped him in water in the rain. What am I missing? 1.3186 0.05797 113 86 18 9
1662 Boss says work from home, so here we are... 1.3186 0.05070 113 81 28 4
1663 Cuz da boss sez he wants a clean kill, dat’s why. 1.3186 0.05518 113 84 22 7
1664 You really shouldn't smoke indoors. 1.3186 0.05070 113 81 28 4
1665 So, Mr. Smartypants physics professor, let's see how much water you actually do displace. 1.3186 0.05223 113 82 26 5
1666 Yeah, well Rocky, see, he's on this sustainability thing, doesn't want us pollutin' the East River no more. 1.3186 0.05659 113 85 20 8
1667 Once quarantine is over, we’ll drop you in the river for real. How’s the temperature? Need anything? 1.3186 0.05070 113 81 28 4
1668 Do you think you can make it look like an accident? 1.3186 0.05518 113 84 22 7
1669 And now, if you'll excuse me, I intend to make a clean getaway. 1.3186 0.05518 113 84 22 7
1670 If you don't come clean, at least you'll be clean. 1.3186 0.05223 113 82 26 5
1671 You're a little early to investigate my suicide sir 1.3186 0.05932 113 87 16 10
1672 I ain’t gonna put the fishes at risk 1.3186 0.05373 113 83 24 6
1673 I’m still figuring out how to work from home without proper equipment. 1.3186 0.05518 113 84 22 7
1674 Oh you’ll talk when I turn it up to “girlfriend temperature.” 1.3186 0.05518 113 84 22 7
1675 This TikTok better go viral 1.3186 0.05373 113 83 24 6
1676 The whole syndicate has to work from home until further notice, but you get the picture. 1.3186 0.05070 113 81 28 4
1677 Hey, even I've had to start working from home. 1.3186 0.05070 113 81 28 4
1678 You’re gonna swim with the silverfishes, pal. 1.3186 0.05223 113 82 26 5
1679 I figure this way you’ll have time to think about what you’ve done... 1.3186 0.05659 113 85 20 8
1680 No, we’re with the Head and Shoulders brand loyalty department. 1.3186 0.05373 113 83 24 6
1681 The job's just not as fun anymore. 1.3186 0.05518 113 84 22 7
1682 Rent was due on the first, Bobby. 1.3186 0.05659 113 85 20 8
1683 Surely you have to pee by now. 1.3186 0.05518 113 84 22 7
1684 Noir just isn’t what it used to be 1.3186 0.05373 113 83 24 6
1685 You’re so undesirable that even the fish didn’t want to sleep with you. 1.3186 0.05373 113 83 24 6
1686 Is it ok if I smoke in here? 1.3186 0.05373 113 85 21 7
1687 I thought I told you I don't play by the rules. 1.3178 0.05245 107 77 26 4
1688 We are testing out some new ways of cementing 2020 into people’s minds. Hydraulic seems to be working the best. 1.3178 0.05727 107 80 20 7
1689 Well, Jerome, are you going to give me mother's recipe for cream puffs? 1.3173 0.05997 104 79 17 8
1690 All right, then. We'll do this the hard way. 1.3162 0.05381 117 87 23 7
1691 Nice tub. Looks vintage. 1.3158 0.05185 114 83 26 5
1692 Time to sleep with the rubber duckies! 1.3154 0.04888 130 95 29 6
1693 You're gonna sleep with the rubber duckies. 1.3153 0.05274 111 81 25 5
1694 This is part of the immersion process. 1.3153 0.05274 111 81 25 5
1695 Normally we'd be doing this in the East River but since the virus quarantine we'll have to make do with your apartment. 1.3153 0.05576 111 83 21 7
1696 You’d better start talking before all your carpets are ruined. 1.3153 0.05576 111 83 21 7
1697 The moment you nod off, I release the goldfish. 1.3153 0.05427 111 82 23 6
1698 Tough luck, kid. I took course in Intimidation and Revenge at Trump University. 1.3153 0.05862 111 85 17 9
1699 We have ways of making you testify the election was fixed. 1.3153 0.05721 111 84 19 8
1700 'We have ways to make you look ridiculous.' 1.3153 0.05274 111 81 25 5
1701 We wouldn't be here if you'd just printed your name in the upper right hand corner, as the nice teacher asked. 1.3153 0.05576 111 83 21 7
1702 They say my work style is heavily influenced by Alfred Hitchcock. 1.3153 0.05427 111 82 23 6
1703 It's your lucky day—the river is frozen solid. The bad news? Your water heater is really small. 1.3153 0.05427 111 82 23 6
1704 We're transferring you to Shawshank, although I doubt you'll find much redemption there. 1.3153 0.05274 111 81 25 5
1705 Waterboarding is child's play...this is called the 'Shower' 1.3153 0.05116 111 80 27 4
1706 Normally we would drop you in the river - but these damn Covid restrictions are hampering us. 1.3153 0.05576 111 83 21 7
1707 My men are idiots. Sorry about that. 1.3153 0.04954 111 79 29 3
1708 Mom says I don't have what it takes for this business but I think she'd agree you're pretty uncomfortable right now. 1.3153 0.05721 111 84 19 8
1709 Talk! Or mold! 1.3153 0.05721 111 84 19 8
1710 I hope you are ready for some medium tough questioning. 1.3153 0.04786 111 78 31 2
1711 Yeah, I was here to see the apartment - I heard there was going to be a vacancy soon... 1.3153 0.05274 111 81 25 5
1712 I long for the good old days; evidently, now there are showers required before we can dump you in the ocean. 1.3153 0.05721 111 84 19 8
1713 You had to pick the hard way. 1.3153 0.05274 111 81 25 5
1714 This will send a message. A safe, socially responsible message. 1.3153 0.05721 111 84 19 8
1715 Swim with the rubber ducks. 1.3153 0.05576 111 83 21 7
1716 She always asked you to put the seat down. Maybe now you’ll understand why. 1.3153 0.05721 111 84 19 8
1717 Toenail fungus is the least of your problems. 1.3153 0.05274 111 81 25 5
1718 Now that is ridiculous, no one is going to cut your dick off. 1.3153 0.05576 111 83 21 7
1719 You forgot your anniversary too, ehh? 1.3153 0.05274 111 81 25 5
1720 You smelled. 1.3153 0.05427 111 82 23 6
1721 The real torture starts when you see how much rent you're paying for it. 1.3153 0.04954 111 79 29 3
1722 Right now, you're probably thinking, 'How long will I have hot water?' 1.3153 0.05427 111 82 23 6
1723 'Dis is just a taste of what'll happen if you don't let my kid copy your homework. 1.3153 0.05721 111 84 19 8
1724 It's city water, so the lead poisoning should do the trick in no time. 1.3153 0.05427 111 82 23 6
1725 Bain-maries are a sissy-fuss torture. We need a more concrete solution. 1.3153 0.05427 111 82 23 6
1726 1. "So you say that you're a Mafia assassin intern?" 1.3153 0.05427 111 82 23 6
1727 The boss said: 'Concrete feet and into the water! '. I must be missing something! 1.3153 0.05576 111 83 21 7
1728 I told them to ice you not put you in ice 1.3153 0.05576 111 83 21 7
1729 Next time we won’t stop at wrinkles, pal. 1.3153 0.05576 111 83 21 7
1730 Alright wise guy, you'd better talk now or else ... it's the jacuzzi next! 1.3153 0.05427 111 82 23 6
1731 So I says to The Boss, "Boss - if we're gonna keep working from home you gotta reimburse us for WiFi!" 1.3153 0.05274 111 81 25 5
1732 Yeah, Well, your water bill will be a killer 1.3153 0.05274 111 81 25 5
1733 You're lucky, the boss believes in reducing ocean debris but not in wasting water. 1.3153 0.05116 111 80 27 4
1734 The boss said to take care of you and send a warning to your associate downstairs 1.3153 0.05116 111 80 27 4
1735 What?! I was told to make it a clean kill. 1.3153 0.05721 111 84 19 8
1736 Ok listen up. I'm only going to say this once and then I'm leaving, and the next guy isn't half as nice as me. I need ya to remember seeing voter fraud occur in Pennsylvania, even though you were in Montauk during the election. 1.3153 0.05576 111 83 21 7
1737 You misheard me. I said you'd be drowning in water bills. 1.3153 0.05576 111 83 21 7
1738 Well, I guess you're right, Doc. I gotta deal with these anger issues. 1.3153 0.05576 111 83 21 7
1739 I beg your pardon. I should have knocked. 1.3153 0.05116 111 80 27 4
1740 Do you want to talk now, or should I move on to loofah? 1.3153 0.05274 111 81 25 5
1741 Sorry, I had to pivot here. 1.3153 0.05116 111 80 27 4
1742 How do they expect you to do a job right when the COVID quarantine keeps you from leaving the building? 1.3153 0.05116 111 80 27 4
1743 I warned you we had ways of making you come clean. 1.3153 0.05274 111 81 25 5
1744 Are you going to come clean or do I just have to reason with you? 1.3153 0.05274 111 81 25 5
1745 That'll teach ya to mess with the Giuliani family! 1.3153 0.05576 111 83 21 7
1746 No more river dumps.. We've gone green! 1.3153 0.05576 111 83 21 7
1747 Actually, Edna in the unit below is gonna whack you. 1.3153 0.05427 111 82 23 6
1748 Well, hell, I guess you really are underwater on your mortgage. 1.3153 0.05274 111 81 25 5
1749 Because of the new pandemic lock down this is as close as we can come to the docks. 1.3153 0.05427 111 82 23 6
1750 Enjoy your concrete flip flops, kid. 1.3153 0.05274 111 81 25 5
1751 James was in hot water with the mafia 1.3153 0.05862 111 85 17 9
1752 Last. chance Joshua. Either sing or swim with the fishes. 1.3153 0.05427 111 82 23 6
1753 Covid restrictions have impacted normal operations. The Boss apologizes for any inconvenience. 1.3153 0.05274 111 81 25 5
1754 You were told to wear a mask. 1.3153 0.05427 111 82 23 6
1755 Do you need conditioner? 1.3153 0.05721 111 84 19 8
1756 I don't get it. This worked perfectly at my daughter's science fair. 1.3153 0.05576 111 83 21 7
1757 I warned ya! This is your last chance to come clean! 1.3153 0.05576 111 83 21 7
1758 My apologies. This is my first time. 1.3153 0.05274 111 81 25 5
1759 Even we don't dump dirty garbage in the river. 1.3153 0.05576 111 83 21 7
1760 Sorry this is taking so long. The docks are all closed due to the freakin' pandemic. 1.3153 0.05862 111 85 17 9
1761 This still isn’t as bad as the bath I took during the 2008 financial crisis. 1.3153 0.05427 111 82 23 6
1762 I've got all day. 1.3153 0.05576 111 83 21 7
1763 I told you not to mess with the Plumbers Union, specifically since we merged with Concrete Workers United 1.3153 0.05576 111 83 21 7
1764 This used to be a lot easier when I lived near the river. 1.3153 0.05862 111 85 17 9
1765 Giuliani sent me. If you don't say there are illegal votes, he told me to drown you in the bathtub. 1.3153 0.05576 111 83 21 7
1766 This guy's gonna come clean if it's the last thing he ever does" 1.3153 0.05576 111 83 21 7
1767 Oh...You're gonna come clean alright! 1.3153 0.05427 111 82 23 6
1768 Times’s up. Spill the beans or the floor gets wet. 1.3153 0.05576 111 83 21 7
1769 Oh, yeah, put on the brave face -- you'll talk when the water reaches your neck! 1.3153 0.05427 111 82 23 6
1770 When the boss says, “Put him in the water with concrete galoshes.” I do what I’m told. 1.3153 0.05576 111 83 21 7
1771 Nah. 1.3153 0.05576 111 83 21 7
1772 We're protecting the coral reef. 1.3153 0.05274 111 81 25 5
1773 spill the beans or we flush the toilet 1.3153 0.05576 111 83 21 7
1774 Once I get vaccinated, you're in the river. 1.3153 0.05721 111 84 19 8
1775 This isn’t a crime, it’s just weird. 1.3153 0.05427 111 82 23 6
1776 If you think I'm gonna take you down to the river in this weather, you're nuts. 1.3153 0.05862 111 85 17 9
1777 Rudy said this was the best way to do it. 1.3153 0.05274 111 81 25 5
1778 Do you know who did this Mr. Holmes? 1.3153 0.04954 111 84 23 4
1779 When you get your water bill remember not to mess with Jimmy two-fingers. 1.3153 0.05576 111 83 21 7
1780 Because the boss says you have to come clean! 1.3153 0.05274 111 81 25 5
1781 Like I said, barbecue’s not the only thing we do differently in Kansas City. 1.3153 0.05274 111 81 25 5
1782 This here is my home office. I'm what you call a "non-essential worker". 1.3153 0.05274 111 81 25 5
1783 Da boss is on a nature kick, Bennie,and he don’t wanna pollute the East River no more. 1.3153 0.05274 111 81 25 5
1784 No way I'm going out in a boat in this weather. 1.3153 0.05862 111 85 17 9
1785 Hey Kid!! We all have had to adjust our techniques during this pandemic. 1.3153 0.05116 111 80 27 4
1786 Be grateful. But for quarantine you’d be at the bottom of a river 1.3153 0.05274 111 81 25 5
1787 Just spill where you stashed the loot and you're clean. 1.3153 0.04954 111 79 29 3
1788 And how did we want to pay for our " Complete Sopranos Experience " ? 1.3153 0.05862 111 85 17 9
1789 I'll just close the shower curtain so the water won't overflow the tub. 1.3153 0.05862 111 85 17 9
1790 See, the boss hates stool pigeons, but he loves rubber duckies. 1.3153 0.05116 111 80 27 4
1791 Next time I open da curtain—ba da bing ba da boom—no more stage fright! 1.3153 0.05274 111 81 25 5
1792 You're gonna come clean, ya hear. 1.3153 0.05427 111 82 23 6
1793 Don't make me take this someplace else. 1.3153 0.05274 111 81 25 5
1794 Your neighbors are tired, Steve. Tired of listening to you sing Beyoncé every single morning. But you’re not singing now, are you Steve? 1.3153 0.04786 111 78 31 2
1795 This is the 'beyond' of bed, bath and. 1.3153 0.05862 111 85 17 9
1796 Look, kid, your parents don't care if you're suddenly vegan. Where did you hide the turkey? 1.3153 0.05427 111 82 23 6
1797 I’m the president’s fixer... that’s why, you whistle blower! 1.3153 0.05862 111 85 17 9
1798 I think a blow dryer would have been easier Doug 1.3153 0.05576 111 83 21 7
1799 Start talking, or you’ll sleep with the rubber duckies. 1.3153 0.05036 111 82 24 5
1800 I actually find working from home to be very fulfilling. No transit time and a more flexible schedule have allowed me to re-ignite my passion for guitar... 1.3153 0.05427 111 82 23 6
1801 Still won’t talk? Fine. Bring in the bath bomb. 1.3153 0.04786 111 78 31 2
1802 I hope you dont mind, I had to assume your weight to thaw you in time for thanksgiving. 1.3153 0.05576 111 83 21 7
1803 Aren't you going to hold my head *under* the water?" "Not from less than 6 feet, pal. I've got a family at home. 1.3153 0.05721 111 84 19 8
1804 If that water were any shallower I’d say he sleeps with the dishes 1.3153 0.05862 111 85 17 9
1805 Look I dont want to be 'that guy' but wouldn't this have worked better in the ocean? 1.3153 0.05576 111 83 21 7
1806 And they said it’s 95% effective! 1.3153 0.05116 111 80 27 4
1807 Tell the boss he sleeps with the rubber duckies. 1.3153 0.04954 111 85 22 4
1808 Sorry about the lag time, my work from home setup isn't finished yet. 1.3153 0.05721 111 84 19 8
1809 It's a tough gig to do from home. 1.3153 0.05274 111 81 25 5
1810 We’re about four inches away from registering you to vote. 1.3153 0.05427 111 82 23 6
1811 You're utilities are included in your rent, I hope 1.3153 0.05116 111 80 27 4
1812 Tell your boss you're a bit tied up to attend the meeting 1.3153 0.05116 111 80 27 4
1813 Normally we'd just toss you off the docks, but we're under quarantine, so we have to do this in the apartment. 1.3153 0.05274 111 81 25 5
1814 Don't get cocky. If this doesn't work, I can still just shoot ya 1.3153 0.05576 111 83 21 7
1815 Stay put, we got budget cuts. 1.3153 0.05721 111 84 19 8
1816 Yeah, yeah, you said this would never work. But you don’t have to look so smug. 1.3153 0.04954 111 79 29 3
1817 Are you done yet? 1.3153 0.04954 111 79 29 3
1818 Start talkin or you'll never get homeowners insurance in this town again. 1.3153 0.05427 111 82 23 6
1819 The boss is just really concerned about the Great Pacific Garbage Patch. 1.3153 0.06001 111 86 15 10
1820 I’ll talk on one conditioner. 1.3153 0.05116 111 80 27 4
1821 Working from home will be just as effective, they say. 1.3153 0.05576 111 83 21 7
1822 Yeah... how did you know it's my first day? 1.3153 0.05576 111 83 21 7
1823 sorry we have to do this here. pier’s closed due to covid. 1.3153 0.05274 111 81 25 5
1824 This is how we do it in Kansas. You got a problem with that, wise guy?" 1.3130 0.05293 115 85 24 6
1825 Let’s cement our deal 1.3125 0.05386 112 83 23 6
1826 Yes they're waterproof and no, they don't come in half-sizes. 1.3125 0.05386 112 83 23 6
1827 I should have rented that boat! 1.3125 0.05234 112 82 25 5
1828 Stay at home order because of Covid-19. I'm sure you'll understand. 1.3125 0.05677 112 85 19 8
1829 You won't have to worry about mopping up 1.3125 0.05234 112 82 25 5
1830 Go ahead, I rent. 1.3125 0.05533 112 84 21 7
1831 Thank your lucky stars we're in lockdown. 1.3119 0.05164 109 79 26 4
1832 All of this for a selfie? 1.3119 0.05785 109 83 18 8
1833 Before dumping you in the river I have to meet EPA guidelines for dirty scum. 1.3119 0.05636 109 82 20 7
1834 I’ll be right back. I’m going to get some heavier cement. 1.3119 0.05483 109 81 22 6
1835 Da car’s broke down, so I have to make do. 1.3119 0.04911 109 80 25 4
1836 So you're about to vote in a swing state, and we need to talk. 1.3119 0.05785 109 83 18 8
1837 This is a warning from your old lady . Start showering regularly again or else. Capeesh? 1.3119 0.05326 109 80 24 5
1838 Sorry, but necessity IS the mother of invention. 1.3119 0.05164 109 79 26 4
1839 He's clean. 1.3119 0.04997 109 78 28 3
1840 Alright already, fine! See if I care. Don't stop smoking! 1.3119 0.05483 109 81 22 6
1841 Sir, this isn't going to keep the rest of the votes from being counted. 1.3119 0.05483 109 81 22 6
1842 It's difficult reconciling being both a hit man and a pacifist. 1.3119 0.05930 109 84 16 9
1843 So Larry's Linoleum and Bathroom Floors suck? I think not, young Yelper. 1.3119 0.05483 109 81 22 6
1844 Sending guys like you to swim with the fishes was a lot easier before the pandemic lockdown. 1.3119 0.05636 109 82 20 7
1845 Ya got one more chance to talk, or I add the goldfish and you swim with the fishes. 1.3119 0.05326 109 80 24 5
1846 With the curfew I am not allowed out after 9:00. 1.3091 0.05285 110 81 24 5
1847 Sounds plausible, but explain me how you dialed me up. 1.3091 0.05125 110 80 26 4
1848 Bet you’ll think twice before using all of Fat Tony’s conditioner again. 1.3091 0.05739 110 84 18 8
1849 You can leave Georgia as soon as you vote. 1.3091 0.05441 110 82 22 6
1850 Don't ask me why you's in a 3-foot bucket of cement in a 2-foot tub. 'Da boss ordered it that way. 1.3091 0.05441 110 82 22 6
1851 Oh- You had a bad day? You never ask me how my day was. 1.3091 0.05441 110 82 22 6
1852 Are you feeling the pressure now? 1.3091 0.05285 110 81 24 5
1853 My shirnk says I gotta work on my management style 1.3091 0.05125 110 80 26 4
1854 The next guy will far more competent, you should really deal with me. 1.3091 0.05441 110 82 22 6
1855 What you expect? The Four Seasons? 1.3091 0.05125 110 80 26 4
1856 The boss said you'd sing like a canary in the shower 1.3091 0.05125 110 80 26 4
1857 That is a very specific fetish you have there, my friend. 1.3091 0.05739 110 84 18 8
1858 stay home option for criminals 1.3091 0.05441 110 82 22 6
1859 Yeah boss. He's not dead, he's clean 1.3084 0.05213 107 78 25 4
1860 Well, ya know, with the quarantine, we make do. 1.3084 0.05379 107 79 23 5
1861 Lockdown rules, buddy! I gotta take my work at home. 1.3084 0.05041 107 77 27 3
1862 My daughter says you are an escape artist. The wedding is in two hours. Don’t be late. 1.3084 0.05851 107 82 17 8
1863 Now, talk or you'll soon be sleeping with the rubber duckies. 1.3084 0.05541 107 80 21 6
1864 Consider yourself lucky that you didn't owe us more money! 1.3084 0.05698 107 81 19 7
1865 You’ll come clean sooner or later! 1.3084 0.05041 107 77 27 3
1866 You're keeping well. As soon as you give us Trump's tax returns, we'll let you go. 1.3084 0.05851 107 82 17 8
1867 I know this isn't how you expected to go, but environmental restrictions for the East River force us to improvise. 1.3084 0.05999 107 83 15 9
1868 This is going to take a while; can I have the password for the wi-fi? 1.3084 0.05379 107 79 23 5
1869 Okay, in this scene you're the Republican party and I'm Trump. 1.3084 0.05851 107 82 17 8
1870 Your mother and I have decided we've had enough of your smart mouth. 1.3084 0.05379 107 79 23 5
1871 Well, no. I'm not made yet. How could you tell? 1.3084 0.05541 107 80 21 6
1872 Next time you'll think twice before stealing the last banana from Franky the Roommate. 1.3084 0.05379 107 79 23 5
1873 A long walk on a short pier? That's so cliche. 1.3084 0.05541 107 80 21 6
1874 People fail to realize, but we test our products just like any other industry. 1.3084 0.05213 107 78 25 4
1875 You complainin about da smoke? 1.3084 0.05379 107 79 23 5
1876 “Just come clean.” 1.3084 0.05698 107 81 19 7
1877 If you wanna join the mob, you gotta get your feet wet, see? 1.3084 0.05379 107 79 23 5
1878 The boss said I should make you come clean. 1.3084 0.05213 107 78 25 4
1879 Next, we’ll hide you in the back of some closet so that I can show you what it feels like to get locked in the trunk of a car! 1.3084 0.05698 107 81 19 7
1880 I'm lucky I can work from home but I miss the social interaction. 1.3084 0.05541 107 80 21 6
1881 We follow shelter in place orders. We're not monsters. 1.3084 0.05541 107 80 21 6
1882 Now talk, or youz sleeps with the rubber duckies. 1.3084 0.05213 107 78 25 4
1883 This might take a while. 1.3084 0.05379 107 79 23 5
1884 OK, let's go over this one more time. WHO do you think, exactly, won the Presidential Election 1.3084 0.05999 107 83 15 9
1885 What do you think I am? Some monster who'd pollute our already congested waterways? 1.3084 0.05541 107 80 21 6
1886 It's the water bill that'll drown you. 1.3084 0.05541 107 80 21 6
1887 A walk in Tub would be more practical. 1.3084 0.05379 107 79 23 5
1888 The boss likes his victims showered before drowning. 1.3084 0.05379 107 79 23 5
1889 I guess quarantining does save lives 1.3084 0.05213 107 80 22 5
1890 Go social distance yourself buddy....forever. 1.3084 0.05379 107 79 23 5
1891 I don't understand how your hair stays puffy when it's wet. 1.3084 0.05379 107 79 23 5
1892 Hmm. There are no fishes and you’re not sleeping. 1.3084 0.05698 107 81 19 7
1893 I'm not trying to kill you. It just nice to see someone else be cold for a change. 1.3084 0.05041 107 77 27 3
1894 Last chance to delete my account, Zuckerberg. 1.3084 0.05541 107 80 21 6
1895 You're gonna be swimmin' with tha rubber duckies. 1.3084 0.05128 107 80 22 5
1896 Guys say after concrete sets, little shower helps cure it better. 1.3084 0.05851 107 82 17 8
1897 It’s scary out there. Best to stay inside. 1.3084 0.05698 107 81 19 7
1898 Don’t look so worried. All my debtors get the same hydrotherapy. 1.3084 0.05213 107 78 25 4
1899 'There's rumours circulating that you might be a plant.' 1.3084 0.05213 107 78 25 4
1900 Safe word is lavender, ok? 1.3084 0.05041 107 77 27 3
1901 It's what they call "an inside job." 1.3084 0.05213 107 78 25 4
1902 And they said you couldn’t get a teenage boy to shower. 1.3084 0.05379 107 79 23 5
1903 Look pal, it’s nothing personal, but maybe this will teach you about energy consumption. Enjoy the bill. 1.3084 0.05379 107 79 23 5
1904 You’ve heard of waterboarding. I call my technique bathtubbing. 1.3084 0.05213 107 78 25 4
1905 These COVID restrictions are getting ridiculous 1.3084 0.05379 107 79 23 5
1906 Awh man. Should have just kicked the bucket. 1.3084 0.05698 107 81 19 7
1907 I woulda done this hit out on the Hudson, but all us members of the mob are quarantining 1.3084 0.05379 107 79 23 5
1908 We added one a dem water softener things. Whaddya think? 1.3077 0.05491 117 89 20 8
1909 You'd better talk, or it's the kiddie pool next. 1.3063 0.05548 111 84 20 7
1910 Conditioner? 1.3063 0.05836 111 86 16 9
1911 This way you don’t have to stress about sharks. 1.3063 0.05086 111 81 26 4
1912 Are you going to use up all the hot water? 1.3063 0.05399 111 83 22 6
1913 The student loan shark trying to get paid before Biden takes office 1.3063 0.05548 111 84 20 7
1914 Trust me, you don’t want that tub to overflow. 1.3056 0.05002 108 78 27 3
1915 If we have to stand here all night until you come clean, that's what we'll do. 1.3056 0.05652 108 82 19 7
1916 When the boss told me, 'Get rid of the dirty rat,' it seemed to me in your case he placed a special emphasis on 'dirty.' 1.3056 0.05337 108 80 23 5
1917 It’s because I’m working from home. 1.3056 0.05497 108 81 21 6
1918 You're in hot water now. 1.3056 0.05497 108 81 21 6
1919 It sounds great, at first, but at some point it stops feeling like working from home and starts feeling like living at work, you know? 1.3056 0.05803 108 83 17 8
1920 Oh crap, I forgot to put the curtain on the outside all the way around. 1.3056 0.05337 108 80 23 5
1921 Tonight, you'll be sleepin' with da loofahs. 1.3053 0.05614 95 70 21 4
1922 Close enough. 1.3048 0.05434 105 78 22 5
1923 Next time wear a mask! 1.3048 0.05263 105 77 24 4
1924 Don’t worry kid, were just trying out a new prototype. 1.3048 0.05263 105 77 24 4
1925 Would you like a smoke? 1.3048 0.05434 105 78 22 5
1926 If you talk, I'll put my mask back on. 1.3048 0.05600 105 79 20 6
1927 You’ll be swimming’ with the duckies. 1.3048 0.05263 105 77 24 4
1928 Working from home can be killer 1.3048 0.04903 105 75 28 2
1929 It’ll be exactly like this, except, of course, that you’ll be dead. 1.3048 0.05086 105 76 26 3
1930 Making sure the evidence is clean” 1.3048 0.04903 105 75 28 2
1931 Social Distancing Mob Hits 1.3048 0.05263 105 77 24 4
1932 Still think we don’t have a climate crisis? 1.3043 0.05119 115 85 25 5
1933 Talk, or I’ll set it to that sweet spot where the water’s just a tiny bit colder than you’re used to. 1.3036 0.05790 112 87 16 9
1934 I'm testing everything--it's the first time for both of us. 1.3036 0.05357 112 84 22 6
1935 Sure, you are smirk now, but just wait until the hot water runs out. 1.3028 0.05295 109 81 23 5
1936 Need a smoke? 1.3028 0.05132 109 80 25 4
1937 this is how you sleep with the fishes during a pandemic. Count your blessings. 1.3028 0.05295 109 81 23 5
1938 Sorry, I had to improvise. The boss said no more bodies in Hudson River. 1.3028 0.05756 109 84 17 8
1939 Robert's first day on the job wasn't going so well 1.3028 0.05453 109 82 21 6
1940 I am now going to read you some of my poetry. 1.3019 0.04865 106 76 28 2
1941 Mask? Fuggedebowdit! 1.3019 0.05714 106 81 18 7
1942 Is it OK if I smoke? 1.3019 0.04865 106 81 20 5
1943 You know what will happen if the tub overflows. 1.3019 0.05221 106 78 24 4
1944 Covid, you know. We can't get down to the river right now 1.3019 0.05390 106 79 22 5
1945 Look. I know it’s awkward, but my wife has the car and they ask too many questions on the bus. 1.3019 0.05046 106 77 26 3
1946 If we weren't so far away from a river you'd really be in trouble. 1.3010 0.05132 103 75 25 3
1947 I ain't no plumma, but I tink Leo's botched dis job. 1.3010 0.05314 103 76 23 4
1948 It's not you we want, it's the apartment downstairs. 1.3010 0.05314 103 76 23 4
1949 Start talkin' before the hot water runs out 1.3010 0.05132 103 75 25 3
1950 It's only till January 20th 1.3010 0.05661 103 78 19 6
1951 I’m trying not to be so concrete. 1.3010 0.05661 103 78 19 6
1952 Call housekeeping if you need anything else. 1.3010 0.05132 103 75 25 3
1953 Maybe I'm not the smartest guy in the world, so sue me! 1.3010 0.05661 103 78 19 6
1954 You can't just wear deodorant, son. 1.3010 0.05490 103 77 21 5
1955 It's the eco-friendly mobster. 1.3010 0.05490 103 77 21 5
1956 Mack got tied io too. But we’ll get you to the river as soon we can. 1.3010 0.05661 103 78 19 6
1957 Listen I'm doing my best at this Work From Home thing... 1.3010 0.05132 103 75 25 3
1958 Snitches' get swishes. 1.3010 0.05132 103 75 25 3
1959 'If you don't do the dishes, you'll sleep with the fishes.' 1.3010 0.05661 103 78 19 6
1960 Sorry, pal. Bottom of Hudson River has reached its maximum capacity. You know, up to 10 people only. Governor’s orders. 1.3000 0.05411 110 83 21 6
1961 You're gonna be sleepin' with the rubber duckies. 1.2991 0.04743 117 85 29 3
1962 I didn't have the heart to throw you in the river. It's filthy. 1.2991 0.05970 107 84 14 9
1963 Boss says it take just 2 inches of water for a person to drown 1.2991 0.05510 107 81 20 6
1964 Some days I wish I could work from home like everyone else." 1.2991 0.05180 107 79 24 4
1965 They told me you also need a COVID test before sleeping with the fihes. 1.2991 0.05007 107 78 26 3
1966 Water your options? 1.2991 0.05510 107 81 20 6
1967 My anxiety has already taken me hostage, sir. Thank you. 1.2991 0.05667 107 82 18 7
1968 Sleeping with the fishes isn’t quite the same during lockdown 1.2991 0.05510 107 81 20 6
1969 All right, I'll try it again: Where's your absentee ballot. 1.2981 0.05614 104 79 19 6
1970 The floor 'll give after another inch...you'll fall 20 stories. 1.2981 0.05091 104 76 25 3
1971 I told the Boss our “Cleaner” is taking his job way too literally. 1.2981 0.05445 104 78 21 5
1972 Randall wondered if his therapist was wrong about kidnapping fantasies being victimless crimes. 1.2981 0.05271 104 77 23 4
1973 You’d better spill it, pal, before that bath bomb goes off. 1.2981 0.05614 104 79 19 6
1974 Normally no, but keep in mind that we are fifteen hundred miles from the ocean. 1.2981 0.05271 104 77 23 4
1975 The ducky was the stool pigeon. 1.2973 0.05054 111 82 25 4
1976 Time to come clean with me 1.2970 0.05894 101 78 16 7
1977 I hope you didn't wear socks. 1.2970 0.04984 101 73 26 2
1978 Dis quarantine sure makes my job harder. 1.2970 0.05367 101 75 22 4
1979 A moist towelette'll wipe that grin off your face. 1.2970 0.05367 101 75 22 4
1980 Listen up, Kid. I can see you're not impressed by the new generation Mob, but you're not the best victim either! 1.2970 0.04984 101 73 26 2
1981 Rudy sent me. Your affidavit of voter fraud or your life! 1.2970 0.05548 101 76 20 5
1982 I was told to make sure you took a bath. 1.2970 0.05724 101 77 18 6
1983 Talk or the water's gonna get all over your floor. 1.2970 0.05724 101 77 18 6
1984 Phase I trials test for safety, not efficacy. 1.2970 0.05548 101 76 20 5
1985 This is water boarding approved by the Geneva Convention 1.2970 0.05548 101 76 20 5
1986 The boss said you needed to come clean -- or else! 1.2970 0.05367 101 75 22 4
1987 The EPA regs now demand we do this prior to..... You know.... 1.2970 0.05894 101 78 16 7
1988 And there better not be any leaks! 1.2970 0.05548 101 76 20 5
1989 Admit it,Trump won but for the fraud 1.2970 0.05724 101 77 18 6
1990 If you don't talk, we pour in the bubble bath. 1.2970 0.05724 101 77 18 6
1991 Is the water too cold? 1.2970 0.05367 101 75 22 4
1992 I'd help but I'm tied up right now. 1.2970 0.04781 101 72 28 1
1993 I believe this cements your participation in the quarantine. 1.2970 0.05724 101 77 18 6
1994 I can't swim 1.2970 0.05894 101 78 16 7
1995 Please stop smoking don't you know NYC is smoke free city 1.2970 0.05179 101 74 24 3
1996 Give it up now or we's gonna take youse for a ride in an Uber. 1.2970 0.06060 101 79 14 8
1997 Times is hard, kid. If we had the budget for a boat trip, doncha think we'd use it? 1.2970 0.04984 101 73 26 2
1998 Huh, I guess throwing you in the river WOULD make more sense. 1.2970 0.04984 101 73 26 2
1999 New OSHA requirements! 1.2970 0.05367 101 75 22 4
2000 Murphy's law can be especially hard on criminals. 1.2970 0.05548 101 76 20 5
2001 Just tell 'em 'Literal' Lenny is back in town to clean things up. 1.2970 0.05548 101 76 20 5
2002 Whaddaya Want...we're in lockdown. 1.2970 0.05548 101 76 20 5
2003 You wants me ta pull the coitin? 1.2970 0.05724 101 77 18 6
2004 So, I'm the one not trying in this relationship? If I've said it once I've said it a thousand times, the shower curtain goes inside the tub! 1.2970 0.05724 101 77 18 6
2005 Talk or I'll have to get the loofa. 1.2970 0.05367 101 75 22 4
2006 This is a warning,punk. 1.2970 0.05724 101 77 18 6
2007 Just wait 'til Vito gets here. He's got the virtual reality headset! 1.2970 0.06060 101 79 14 8
2008 What'd you expect? We're locked down these days. 1.2970 0.05548 101 76 20 5
2009 I'm wondering if I read the directions right. 1.2970 0.05548 101 76 20 5
2010 Relax...this is going to take a while. 1.2970 0.05367 101 75 22 4
2011 Like I said before, I have strict orders from the head honcho, to throw the baby boomer out with the bath water. 1.2970 0.05548 101 76 20 5
2012 You're in hot water now, buddy. 1.2970 0.05548 101 76 20 5
2013 Sorry about this. With the lockdown we just can’t risk going to the pier. 1.2970 0.05724 101 77 18 6
2014 I always like to make a clean getaway. 1.2970 0.05548 101 76 20 5
2015 Just wait, I'm not as dumb as I look. 1.2970 0.05367 101 75 22 4
2016 Is this a more comfortable water temperature to get drowned? 1.2970 0.05179 101 74 24 3
2017 Those cement shoes really pull the look together. 1.2970 0.05548 101 76 20 5
2018 No, I will not get you a mask. 1.2970 0.05367 101 75 22 4
2019 Come clean or the real crime's gonna be your water bill. 1.2970 0.05367 101 75 22 4
2020 At least I can't drop the soap. 1.2970 0.05724 101 77 18 6
2021 Last chance or I sing Karaoke 1.2970 0.05548 101 76 20 5
2022 New TikTok challenge? 1.2970 0.05894 101 78 16 7
2023 Ya screw wid Rudy, ya shower wid da fishes. 1.2970 0.05724 101 77 18 6
2024 This place has great water pressure. 1.2970 0.05367 101 75 22 4
2025 ...and then, no bathmat in the world can save you! 1.2970 0.04984 101 73 26 2
2026 Don't get your hopes up. You're still going in the river, but new Covid regulations mean we have to disinfect you first. 1.2970 0.05548 101 76 20 5
2027 Welcome to Vinny the Butcher's Resort & Spa: Where Hospitality Isn't Our Day Job 1.2970 0.06221 101 80 12 9
2028 We are also being conscious of the environment,it was no longer sustainable to drop you in the river. 1.2970 0.05894 101 78 16 7
2029 We’ll work out the kinks, thanks for your patience 1.2970 0.05179 101 74 24 3
2030 If you don't talk soon, I'm going to start cutting fingernails 1.2970 0.05724 101 77 18 6
2031 The beach was closed today 1.2970 0.05894 101 78 16 7
2032 All right, time to start singin'! 1.2963 0.04968 108 79 26 3
2033 Are your glasses waterproof? 1.2963 0.04968 108 79 26 3
2034 Ok Harvey, let’s see you Houdini your way out of this one. 1.2963 0.05465 108 82 20 6
2035 Mobster training class 1.2963 0.04968 108 79 26 3
2036 Is this what takes you so long every morning? 1.2952 0.05887 105 82 15 8
2037 Whataya mean, you can't feel your toes? That's kinda the point. 1.2952 0.04574 105 77 26 2
2038 Tonight, kid, you sleep with the rubber duckies. 1.2952 0.05400 105 79 21 5
2039 I think a smaller tub stopper would have done the trick. 1.2952 0.05050 105 77 25 3
2040 Due to new restrictions, I either have to do it this way or via Zoom. 1.2952 0.05567 105 80 19 6
2041 Aw' right, so I didn't think it through. Good luck trying to dry off wid'out a towel. 1.2941 0.05136 102 75 24 3
2042 We'll add the fishes after he dies. 1.2941 0.06007 102 80 14 8
2043 I am worried about the governor’s stay at home order. 1.2941 0.05322 102 76 22 4
2044 Don't look at me, ask the location scout. 1.2941 0.05501 102 77 20 5
2045 Boss said make sure you sleep with the ruber duckies." 1.2941 0.05501 102 77 20 5
2046 '"I'm just practicing 'stay-at-home' protocol." 1.2935 0.06286 92 72 13 7
2047 Move out and call frequently, and your mother will let you go. 1.2929 0.05607 99 75 19 5
2048 That'll teach ya not to call The Don stupid. 1.2929 0.05607 99 75 19 5
2049 I'm going to turn up the water pressure. We'll see if you decide to talk then.. 1.2929 0.05788 99 76 17 6
2050 I'm only going to ask you one more time: who changed the shower settings? 1.2929 0.05607 99 75 19 5
2051 it's curtains for you, Waldo, curtains! 1.2929 0.05227 99 73 23 3
2052 I don’t care if you have to tinkle tell me who ate the boss’s birthday cake. 1.2929 0.05420 99 74 21 4
2053 Pay up, or next time we use a boat. 1.2929 0.05607 99 75 19 5
2054 Just wait until we figure out how to do this over Zoom. 1.2929 0.04816 99 71 27 1
2055 Say goodbye to that delivery that's coming today and requires a signature, heh heh heh. 1.2929 0.04816 99 71 27 1
2056 Now you're going to sleep with the rubber ducks 1.2929 0.05227 99 73 23 3
2057 Look, this working from home thing's not easy on anybody. Just open your mouth and try to breathe as much water as you can. 1.2929 0.05788 99 76 17 6
2058 You were supposed to sleep with the dishes, but the kitchen sink is full. 1.2929 0.05420 99 74 21 4
2059 Boss said to wrap you in concrete, cover you in water and throw you into the curtain. Or something. 1.2929 0.05607 99 75 19 5
2060 It’s the effort that counts. 1.2929 0.05420 99 74 21 4
2061 I like the old-fashioned way, but what are going to do?" 1.2929 0.05420 99 74 21 4
2062 OK! Where’s The Toilet Paper? 1.2929 0.05420 99 74 21 4
2063 Don't ask questions. I just follow orders. 1.2929 0.05420 99 74 21 4
2064 I sent Louie out for some fishes. 1.2929 0.05227 99 73 23 3
2065 Just where the hell is the Rubber Ducky? 1.2929 0.05227 99 73 23 3
2066 Don't worry pal. If she calls I'll just tell her your tied up in the shower for a spell. 1.2929 0.05420 99 74 21 4
2067 Stop complaining. Everybody had to cut costs this year. 1.2929 0.05227 99 73 23 3
2068 Clean Kill 1.2929 0.05227 99 73 23 3
2069 Shouldn't have hired that freelancer. 1.2929 0.05607 99 75 19 5
2070 You're gonna wade wit' da fishes. 1.2929 0.05788 99 76 17 6
2071 The bathroom renovations cost me an arm and a leg 1.2929 0.05420 99 74 21 4
2072 You betta talk, pretty boy . . . or I'll switch off the water softener. 1.2929 0.05420 99 74 21 4
2073 It's not the same but I'm lucky I can work from home. 1.2929 0.04816 99 71 27 1
2074 This is not my idea of a clean getaway. 1.2929 0.05788 99 76 17 6
2075 Just tell me where you’ve got the Lysol and no one gets hurt” 1.2929 0.05420 99 74 21 4
2076 You're going to be swimmin' with the rubber duckies 1.2929 0.05026 99 72 25 2
2077 Is this what you consider sheltering in place? 1.2929 0.05420 99 74 21 4
2078 Sink or swim 1.2929 0.05227 99 73 23 3
2079 Relax, it’s a dry run. 1.2929 0.05420 99 74 21 4
2080 Tell me to stay six feet apart? How ‘bout you stay six feet under? 1.2929 0.05420 99 74 21 4
2081 This is your last chance... if you don’t start talking, it’s curtains for you. 1.2929 0.05964 99 77 15 7
2082 Hey, we all gotta cut costs somewhere” 1.2929 0.05227 99 73 23 3
2083 COVID, SCHMOVID no, I won't stay and chat for a while 1.2913 0.05278 103 77 22 4
2084 One last chance, Jimmy. Talk now or it’ll be curtains for you... 1.2913 0.05278 103 77 22 4
2085 As soon as this bathroom fills up you're a goner. 1.2913 0.05278 103 77 22 4
2086 We drowns you in utility bills 1.2913 0.05455 103 78 20 5
2087 After 35 years in the mob, Rocky still couldn't figure out why he wasn't a made man yet. 1.2913 0.05455 103 78 20 5
2088 You're lucky we're in a pandemic. 1.2913 0.05278 103 77 22 4
2089 You're lucky we had to go virtual this year. 1.2913 0.05278 103 77 22 4
2090 No, it's quite obviously not a dry run." 1.2913 0.05455 103 78 20 5
2091 Da boss said to give you “cement shoes” and put you in da water - I guess it’s curtains for you! 1.2900 0.05559 100 76 19 5
2092 I told the new guy to dump him in the water. I never thought I'd have to say 'the ocean'. 1.2900 0.05911 100 78 15 7
2093 You failed the phishing test. 1.2900 0.05374 100 75 21 4
2094 I figured before I dump you in the river you'd come clean. 1.2900 0.04777 100 72 27 1
2095 No, you can't have a rubber ducky. 1.2900 0.05183 100 74 23 3
2096 My version of cement overshoes is slower, but saves it me a trip to the fishing pier. 1.2900 0.05183 100 74 23 3
2097 Now will you come clean? 1.2900 0.05183 100 74 23 3
2098 OK, wise guy: it’s time to sink or swim. 1.2900 0.05559 100 76 19 5
2099 It won’t wash, punk! So, now it’s curtains! 1.2900 0.05911 100 78 15 7
2100 Had a problem making up your mind, huh? This is why you hire a professional. 1.2900 0.05183 100 74 23 3
2101 Would you like me to pull the curtain? 1.2900 0.05374 100 75 21 4
2102 Next time, kid, we get a deeper bath tub. 1.2900 0.05911 100 78 15 7
2103 Looks like you should've cleaned up your act. 1.2900 0.05738 100 77 17 6
2104 Is this where all influencers end up? 1.2900 0.05374 100 75 21 4
2105 Swimming"? My mistake - I thought the boss said "Showering" with the fishes 1.2900 0.05374 100 75 21 4
2106 Because the judge said, "Clean up your Act!" and that's you. 1.2900 0.05374 100 75 21 4
2107 Swimming with the fishes" is just an expression 1.2900 0.04984 100 73 25 2
2108 My shrink suggests that I take baby steps. 1.2900 0.04560 100 71 29 0
2109 Trump and Giuliani send their regards. 1.2900 0.05374 100 75 21 4
2110 At least you won’t have to deal with my downstairs neighbor. 1.2900 0.05559 100 76 19 5
2111 De governaw has banned all outdawh activities. 1.2900 0.05374 100 75 21 4
2112 Get out there, Houdini--this is no time to get cold feet. 1.2900 0.05183 100 74 23 3
2113 You'll sleep with the Fishers, of Apartment 2D. 1.2900 0.05559 100 76 19 5
2114 This’ll take a little longer, but it sure beats luggin’ you down to the East River in a blizzard. 1.2900 0.05183 100 74 23 3
2115 Frankie Halfwits" in his prime 1.2900 0.05559 100 76 19 5
2116 This is just a practice run. 1.2900 0.05738 100 77 17 6
2117 I hate those low-flow showerheads. 1.2900 0.05738 100 77 17 6
2118 See what happens when you don’t carry the 2? 1.2900 0.05738 100 77 17 6
2119 Ok, but just so you know, I'm not paying for the water damage. 1.2900 0.05183 100 74 23 3
2120 The boss says to make you sing, so just pretend I ain’t here. 1.2900 0.05374 100 75 21 4
2121 It’s gonna get awful cold in there once the hot water runs out... 1.2900 0.05183 100 74 23 3
2122 If your know what’s good for you, you’ll come clean. 1.2900 0.05374 100 75 21 4
2123 Maybe this time you'll read the article before sharing it. 1.2900 0.05911 100 78 15 7
2124 CDC rules require you to shower before sleeping with the fishes 1.2900 0.05738 100 77 17 6
2125 . “Sorry the lakefront was closed”. 1.2900 0.05738 100 77 17 6
2126 It’s not what it looks like 1.2900 0.05374 100 75 21 4
2127 I can't work under these conditions... 1.2900 0.05374 100 75 21 4
2128 I have to stop emailing directions with the auto-correct option on 1.2887 0.05276 97 72 22 3
2129 I'll leave you fresh linens on the vanity. 1.2887 0.05668 97 74 18 5
2130 The water damage is gonna be murder. 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
2131 You sleep with the rubber ducks tonight. 1.2887 0.05276 97 72 22 3
2132 You better start singing tough guy. Otherwise you'll be getting the shampoo in the peeepers 1.2887 0.05068 97 71 24 2
2133 If you don't confess, I'll just turn up the pressure! 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
2134 This is what you get for not coming clean with me. 1.2887 0.05668 97 74 18 5
2135 One more peep out of you and it's curtains. 1.2887 0.05855 97 75 16 6
2136 Just try to think of it as 'a gentleman's compromise'. 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
2137 Trust me, this is still pretty bad. 1.2887 0.06035 97 76 14 7
2138 We've been going through some budget cuts. 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
2139 Sorry pal, this is one of those things that can't be done virtually. 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
2140 You’re lucky we live in Arizona. 1.2887 0.05668 97 74 18 5
2141 Now that I’m legit, I only cement the deal if you’re clean. 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
2142 Consider yourself warned. 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
2143 Maybe now you'll remember the lessons of personal hygiene. 1.2887 0.05276 97 72 22 3
2144 This working from home thing ain't workin' for me. 1.2887 0.05668 97 74 18 5
2145 You’ve been warmed. 1.2887 0.04851 97 70 26 1
2146 Start talking, or your downstairs neighbor is going to be complaining to the landlord about you... 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
2147 No, you cannot have your rubber ducky. 1.2887 0.05276 97 72 22 3
2148 You ain't gettin' a rubber duckie. 1.2887 0.05855 97 75 16 6
2149 As soon as 'dis lockdown ends, it's curtains for you. And not the shower kind. 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
2150 Where do you keep the toilet paper, you mug. 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
2151 I am scared to go near the lake so this should do it 1.2887 0.05668 97 74 18 5
2152 It's nothing personal kid, we're just tired of the way you smell 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
2153 Good thing for you we're in lockdown 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
2154 Use your imagination. 1.2887 0.05668 97 74 18 5
2155 These freakin' Covid lockdowns are makin' my work freakin' difficult"! 1.2887 0.05668 97 74 18 5
2156 Next we're going to nap in an Aquarium 1.2887 0.05276 97 72 22 3
2157 In the Deep State, we can flush toilets and run dishwashers. No, "Drip, drip, drip." 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
2158 no, this isnt overkill 1.2887 0.05855 97 75 16 6
2159 It's a COVID protocol called 'Murdering In Place' 1.2887 0.05668 97 74 18 5
2160 Water Boarding: Mafia Edition 1.2887 0.05855 97 75 16 6
2161 I'm still not convinced we needed a dress rehearsal. 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
2162 This is the downsizing, baby. 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
2163 I don't see why I should pollute the Hudson River feeding the fish with dirty rats. 1.2887 0.05068 97 71 24 2
2164 Pay up by Friday or next time it will the the Jacuzzi! 1.2887 0.05855 97 75 16 6
2165 I told her you'd be tied up for a while. 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
2166 C'mon you, come clean! 1.2887 0.05855 97 75 16 6
2167 They’re pretty strict about illegal dumping in the harbors these days. 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
2168 Now who's stupid? 1.2887 0.05668 97 74 18 5
2169 You'd better come clean soon. 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
2170 I guess that's one way to come clean. 1.2887 0.04625 97 71 25 1
2171 No one listens. I ordered them to light some candles and put lavender in the tub. 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
2172 Hope you've got renter's insurance. 1.2887 0.05376 97 75 17 5
2173 Just talk - it's the new normal. 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
2174 The water damage alone will bankrupt you. 1.2887 0.05276 97 72 22 3
2175 'OK then, we'll do it the hard way. Your Twitter account will be deactivated.' 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
2176 Rubber Ducky can't save you now. 1.2887 0.05276 97 72 22 3
2177 Tony was right. This cartoon needs no caption. 1.2887 0.05668 97 74 18 5
2178 Listen up. Either you talk or you sleep with the duckies. 1.2887 0.05068 97 71 24 2
2179 You’re not dead. I thought I followed the directions in the Hitman’s Wiki perfectly. 1.2887 0.06035 97 76 14 7
2180 Nice to see you following in the steps of your old man. 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
2181 This should fix the leak. 1.2887 0.05276 97 72 22 3
2182 Ok Mr. smarty PhD you tell me how it’s done, and I’m countin’ to ten. 1.2887 0.05068 97 71 24 2
2183 No room left at the pier. 1.2887 0.05276 97 72 22 3
2184 It has been proven that cement boots cure more quickly with a pre-rinse. 1.2887 0.05855 97 75 16 6
2185 Last chance, talk or I turn on the hot water 1 1.2887 0.05855 97 75 16 6
2186 I'll make sure nobody flushes the toilet. 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
2187 You better start talkin’, or tonight you’ll sleep with the rubber duckies. 1.2887 0.04625 97 69 28 0
2188 You can thank my shrink. 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
2189 We’re in lockdown. It would be irresponsible for me to let you swim with the fishes. 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
2190 If I didn't have underlying conditions, you'd be visiting Davy Jones's Locker right now. 1.2887 0.05855 97 75 16 6
2191 You have really good water pressure. 1.2887 0.05276 97 72 22 3
2192 Before leaving Gino remembers the shower curtain bottom belongs inside the tub 1.2887 0.05668 97 74 18 5
2193 I'll tell the boss you're sleeping with the loofahs. 1.2887 0.05668 97 74 18 5
2194 Come clean, kid, or you'll sleep with the rubber duckies! 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
2195 Can you get the phone? My hands are tied 1.2887 0.05668 97 74 18 5
2196 My car's in the shop, so this may take a while. 1.2887 0.05855 97 75 16 6
2197 Last chance or I pull the plug. 1.2887 0.04851 97 70 26 1
2198 You better come clean or next time it's the River. 1.2887 0.05276 97 72 22 3
2199 You've got an hour to spill the beans or we turn the shower setting to massage spray. 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
2200 The boss said he wanted a clean hit 1.2887 0.05276 97 72 22 3
2201 Like the big boss told me... it's curtains for you. 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
2202 They may find your body, but they'll never get out of having to pay the water bill. 1.2887 0.05668 97 74 18 5
2203 We’re just waiting on ‘ the cleaner’ ... he’s an Uber driver. 1.2887 0.05668 97 74 18 5
2204 It’s the latest concept: first you shower and then you “sleep with the fishes.” 1.2887 0.05668 97 74 18 5
2205 I like to mix business with pressure. 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
2206 Are you going to come clean? 1.2887 0.05668 97 74 18 5
2207 Hmm,clearly I need to give better directions! 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
2208 It’s a dry run, if you’ll excuse the pun. 1.2887 0.05855 97 75 16 6
2209 Do we have to go through with this? I have cold feet. 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
2210 You want something from the Deli? 1.2887 0.05276 97 72 22 3
2211 We warned you, when you don’t pay up, you sleep with the rubber duckies. 1.2887 0.05276 97 72 22 3
2212 What'd mean I don't understand the concept of 'rope-a-dope? 1.2887 0.05068 97 71 24 2
2213 Talk now or it's "massage" time 1.2887 0.05068 97 71 24 2
2214 Huh. I sees why dey call it "water boring"... 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
2215 Talk or you'll never see your rubber ducky again. 1.2887 0.05068 97 71 24 2
2216 yeah...normally it would be the Hudson but Corvid restrictions, don't cha know 1.2887 0.05855 97 75 16 6
2217 Enough water for you? 1.2887 0.05668 97 74 18 5
2218 Give me a break. It's my first day. 1.2887 0.05855 97 75 16 6
2219 Now give me a minute. This is my first job, and I have this feeling something just ain't right. 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
2220 You're supposed to be at the bottom of the Bay. 1.2887 0.05668 97 74 18 5
2221 Unless you come clean you're sunk 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
2222 I'll give you one more chance to come clean. 1.2887 0.05668 97 74 18 5
2223 You better tell me where the money is or I'll turn your hot water heater off 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
2224 The pier is all iced in, Boss says this is plan B. 1.2887 0.05276 97 72 22 3
2225 This is what we do around here when someone tells us a half-truth. 1.2887 0.05668 97 74 18 5
2226 Ready to talk, or do I pull the plug. 1.2887 0.05855 97 75 16 6
2227 Somehow the East River was involved but it's just been so long! 1.2887 0.05276 97 72 22 3
2228 Docks are closed, mate 1.2887 0.05668 97 74 18 5
2229 That will take care of your dry humor! 1.2887 0.05855 97 75 16 6
2230 B “Boss says this is the last ask: are ya gonna concede?” 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
2231 Now for Mayor Giuliani's press conference on endless loop. 1.2887 0.06035 97 76 14 7
2232 Going for a coffee. You want your usual? 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
2233 These EPA regulations make it really difficult for me to do my job. 1.2887 0.05668 97 74 18 5
2234 Should I just wait here, or...? 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
2235 Next time, pal, you'll be swimming with the rubber duckies. 1.2887 0.05668 97 74 18 5
2236 Tonight, you're gonna sleep with the rubber duckies" 1.2887 0.06211 97 77 12 8
2237 Smoke bother ya? 1.2887 0.05276 97 72 22 3
2238 Kid, cleaning your glasses ain't the worst of it--we NEED the CODE... 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
2239 Keep quiet! Want me to wash your mouth out with soap, too? 1.2887 0.05276 97 72 22 3
2240 Sorry about this, but with the Covid epidemic, I gotta do it inside for self protection. 1.2887 0.05668 97 74 18 5
2241 Hang on. Let me go get the seagulls. 1.2887 0.05668 97 74 18 5
2242 This constant rehearsing is beginning to bug me. 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
2243 I see you've gotten involved with the Polish Mafia. 1.2887 0.06035 97 76 14 7
2244 Not good enough. You forgot the mask. 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
2245 OK, it’s not the way they do it in Chicago. So what? 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
2246 It's your lucky day, pal. The others bought a ticket to the bottom of the East River. 1.2887 0.05276 97 72 22 3
2247 But if you survive, both you and my conscience will be clean. 1.2887 0.05668 97 74 18 5
2248 One way or another we are going to make you sing 1.2887 0.05668 97 74 18 5
2249 We're gonna find out very soon if you'll crack under pressure. 1.2887 0.05276 97 72 22 3
2250 When I say “bath time,” I mean bath time. 1.2887 0.05855 97 75 16 6
2251 Boss said to make it clean. 1.2887 0.05668 97 74 18 5
2252 Next time you'll be swimming with more than the rubber ducks." 1.2887 0.05475 97 75 17 5
2253 For efficiency's sake, we're awaiting a baker and a candlestick maker. 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
2254 You feel like you own a sailboat yet? 1.2887 0.05276 97 72 22 3
2255 Looks like it’s shower curtains for you, pal. If this doesn’t work you’re swimming with your gold fishes. 1.2887 0.05276 97 72 22 3
2256 If you don’t talk, I’m gonna turn on the cold water. 1.2887 0.05855 97 75 16 6
2257 Can't believe your last wish was to come clean 1.2887 0.05668 97 74 18 5
2258 Leave the rubber ducky but take the cannoli 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
2259 And that’s the last time you’ll cross Half-wit Eddie. 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
2260 Did anyone ever tell you... You’ve got a great head of hair 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
2261 We've been getting a lot of heat from PETA so tonight you're just gonna sleep with the rubber duckies. 1.2887 0.05855 97 75 16 6
2262 I'm king of the world, Jack. 1.2887 0.05668 97 74 18 5
2263 Just to be clear..you did not Hear,Read,Say or Imply Anthing. You understand? 1.2887 0.05668 97 74 18 5
2264 Talk about working from home, huh? 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
2265 Bottom of the Hudson, COVID style. 1.2887 0.05276 97 72 22 3
2266 You’ll come clean, one way or another. 1.2887 0.05068 97 71 24 2
2267 well, this is what you get with the free trial 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
2268 Compare me unfavorably to a rocket scientist, will you? Who’s laughing now? 1.2887 0.05855 97 75 16 6
2269 This is the last time I bail you out. 1.2887 0.05668 97 74 18 5
2270 But the election has been called? Joe has the votes. 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
2271 Had to furlough the fishes. 1.2887 0.06211 97 77 12 8
2272 Inside job at low tied 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
2273 It was the only way I found to hurt you without hurting fishes. 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
2274 In the mind of an evil genius, there are only a certain number of ways to torture someone: unless your name is 2020. 1.2887 0.05855 97 75 16 6
2275 See Toobin, you're not the only one doing things differently because of COVID. 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
2276 We used to just throw you in the East River, but now we clean you up first. 1.2887 0.05276 97 72 22 3
2277 Do you promise not to certify the election results? 1.2887 0.05855 97 75 16 6
2278 Stay right there, I gotta join the Zoom meeting 1.2887 0.05668 97 74 18 5
2279 You've been hard to crack. But I'm sure you won't be so smug when the hot water runs out. 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
2280 I’m just lucky to be able to work from home. 1.2887 0.05668 97 74 18 5
2281 So you still don’t believe in climate change? 1.2887 0.05855 97 75 16 6
2282 You will either start talking or you’ll sleep with the rubber duckies. 1.2885 0.05234 104 78 22 4
2283 The best I can do without a boat. 1.2885 0.05579 104 80 18 6
2284 You're lucky my brother is using the boat, punk. But this will teach you. You hear me? This will teach you! 1.2885 0.05234 104 78 22 4
2285 Jeez, I suppose your’e gonna tell me ya got cold feet even though ya in hot water...... 1.2871 0.05328 101 76 21 4
2286 Bath night was set in stone in the Corleone family! 1.2871 0.05688 101 78 17 6
2287 Sorry; but that will have to do until the Covid-19 restrictions are relaxed. 1.2871 0.05511 101 77 19 5
2288 Talking about physics is what got you in trouble with the boss in the first place, Feinman. 1.2871 0.05328 101 76 21 4
2289 Shortcuts. They’re always cutting our budget. 1.2871 0.05139 101 75 23 3
2290 We can do this the hot way or the cold way 1.2871 0.05511 101 77 19 5
2291 I hope you'll think twice before giving someone a hard time about smoking again! 1.2871 0.05511 101 77 19 5
2292 You have until the tub overflows to come clean. 1.2871 0.05139 101 75 23 3
2293 This time, it’s the rubber duckies. Next time, you’ll be sleeping with the fishes. 1.2871 0.05511 101 77 19 5
2294 Budget cuts have affected all of us. 1.2871 0.05328 101 76 21 4
2295 Now, that's what I call 'Showerboarding' 1.2871 0.05328 101 76 21 4
2296 Your mother says you still need to come home for thanksgiving 1.2871 0.05139 101 75 23 3
2297 Kid, before we let you join the Deep State, you have to survive the Shallow State. 1.2871 0.05139 101 75 23 3
2298 Quit lookin' at me like that! The 'Stay-At-Home' order has forced everybody to make adjustments! 1.2857 0.05191 105 79 22 4
2299 That's my smoking spot. 1.2857 0.05618 98 75 18 5
2300 It just seems like I've forgotten something. 1.2857 0.05802 98 76 16 6
2301 Start talking by the count of ten or I'm putting the water bill in your name. 1.2857 0.05618 98 75 18 5
2302 Just be glad I didn't put you in the sink, or you'd be sleeping with the dishes. 1.2857 0.05191 105 79 22 4
2303 Soon, you'll be sleeping with the duckies. 1.2857 0.05427 98 74 20 4
2304 You think this is torture, I do this every time my ex calls" 1.2857 0.05191 105 79 22 4
2305 You've crossed me for the next-to-last time. 1.2857 0.05427 98 74 20 4
2306 You'd better start talking. Any minute now your glasses are going to fog up. 1.2857 0.05365 105 80 20 5
2307 Don't mess with us, kiddo, we thought of everything. 1.2857 0.05427 98 74 20 4
2308 You gots to close your eyes to immerse yourself, no pun intended, in the experience of sleeping with fishes. 1.2857 0.05427 98 74 20 4
2309 Get over it kid, it could have been a bullet to the head... 1.2843 0.05283 102 77 21 4
2310 Don't use all the hot water. 1.2843 0.05464 102 78 19 5
2311 My advice? Escape Rooms are not your thing. 1.2843 0.05464 102 78 19 5
2312 If Norman Bates had thoughta this, he never would have been caught. 1.2843 0.05464 102 78 19 5
2313 Lois, the new thief-deterrent statue for the front yard is clean enough--help me get it out there. 1.2843 0.05639 102 79 17 6
2314 Im drowning myself with all this backed up jobs since this pandemia curfew started! 1.2843 0.05464 102 78 19 5
2315 You get cold feet before my daughter’s wedding you’re in hot water —just family policy 1.2843 0.05096 102 76 23 3
2316 Oh sorry, I didn’t realize this bathroom was already being used. 1.2843 0.05464 102 78 19 5
2317 We’ve had some cutbacks this year, but you get the drift. 1.2842 0.05325 95 71 21 3
2318 And next time...there won’t be a shower curtain... 1.2842 0.05532 95 72 19 4
2319 I can wait here all day long! And the water bill will be on you! 1.2842 0.05430 95 74 16 5
2320 I don't think you need to worry about the second-hand smoke. 1.2842 0.05325 95 71 21 3
2321 I was hoping when you turned thirty, it wouldn't be so hard to get you to shower. 1.2842 0.05325 95 71 21 3
2322 Oh cheer up, at least it’ll be a clean death. 1.2842 0.05532 95 72 19 4
2323 I'll have to close the curtain on this caper. 1.2842 0.05325 95 71 21 3
2324 If you think this is bad, just wait until we start with the 9-volt batteries on your tongue. Ready to talk? 1.2842 0.05532 95 72 19 4
2325 Or did the boss say put the gin in the bathtub, and send Jim to swim with the fishes? 1.2842 0.05325 95 71 21 3
2326 Don't get smart with me! As soon as the lake thaws, down you go. 1.2842 0.05325 95 71 21 3
2327 You are a dirty, dirty man. 1.2842 0.05111 95 70 23 2
2328 Now don't you move. I gotta go to the fish market, see if they got any sleepy fishes. 1.2842 0.05325 95 71 21 3
2329 You got lucky. The pandemic has really screwed with our cash flow, Prof, so we gotta pay attention to expenses. 1.2842 0.06109 95 75 13 7
2330 This lockdown is really cramping my style! 1.2842 0.05325 95 71 21 3
2331 If you ask me, pal, you're very lucky I found you here in western Kansas. 1.2842 0.05325 95 71 21 3
2332 This is your final warming. 1.2842 0.05325 95 71 21 3
2333 Global warming will do the rest. 1.2842 0.05731 95 73 17 5
2334 This is your last warning ... quit subletting your uncle’s rent-controlled apartment. 1.2842 0.05532 95 72 19 4
2335 Are you gonna come clean or what? 1.2842 0.05325 95 71 21 3
2336 Listen bub, boss said give 'im cement shoes and put 'im in water. Just doin' my job. 1.2842 0.05325 95 71 21 3
2337 Are you ready to throw in the towel? 1.2842 0.05731 95 73 17 5
2338 Ropes, concrete, a body of water, curtains...that's everything in the contract. 1.2842 0.05731 95 73 17 5
2339 You think you've got problems...I'm drowning in debt! 1.2842 0.05923 95 74 15 6
2340 Lucky for you Lefty's complying with the lockdown or you'd be in the East River, Pal. 1.2842 0.05923 95 74 15 6
2341 Thanks for coming to my place. With this pandemic, you can’t be too careful. 1.2842 0.05731 95 73 17 5
2342 Where do you keep your mop? 1.2842 0.05731 95 73 17 5
2343 Maybe my van got towed, maybe it didn't. Point is the East River is coming to you now. 1.2842 0.05532 95 72 19 4
2344 Maybe now you will listen to your mother when she tells you it's bath time. 1.2842 0.05923 95 74 15 6
2345 Not so bad?... well after you see your water bill, you'll wish that tub was a lot deeper. 1.2842 0.05532 95 72 19 4
2346 Look. This quarantine thing's killin' us both. You more than me. But a job's a job. 1.2842 0.05111 95 70 23 2
2347 Well, the bosses said to give you a bath...so... 1.2842 0.05532 95 72 19 4
2348 Start talking, or I’ll turn off the hot water! 1.2842 0.05111 95 70 23 2
2349 Look, we kinda had to make cutbacks this year. Could ya just turn your head towards the shower and leave your mouth open? 1.2842 0.05923 95 74 15 6
2350 Hurry up...I'm next. 1.2842 0.05325 95 71 21 3
2351 Da boss says you gotta come clean. 1.2842 0.05532 95 72 19 4
2352 It's my daughters way of saying get lost. 1.2842 0.05325 95 71 21 3
2353 My boat was repossessed. This economy is killing me. 1.2842 0.05325 95 71 21 3
2354 Look at it like it's a once a lifetime experience 1.2842 0.05219 95 73 18 4
2355 Cold feet is no excuse 1.2842 0.05325 95 71 21 3
2356 Cold Water Never works. 1.2842 0.05111 95 70 23 2
2357 We're going to need a bigger tub. 1.2842 0.06109 95 75 13 7
2358 You’ll be dead quick enough after the water bill comes. 1.2842 0.05923 95 74 15 6
2359 If I close the curtain, how will I know you're still there? 1.2842 0.05111 95 75 15 5
2360 The city issued a stay-at-home order. See ya in two weeks. 1.2842 0.05532 95 72 19 4
2361 OK Mac, last chance before I put in the bubble bath! 1.2842 0.05532 95 72 19 4
2362 What kind of pressure will get you to break? 1.2842 0.04887 95 69 25 1
2363 The boss has gone green. Wants only clean corpses going in the drink. 1.2842 0.05532 95 72 19 4
2364 If you don’t talk I’m going to pull out the rubber ducky! 1.2842 0.05325 95 71 21 3
2365 As I see it you got two options: You either come clean or you come clean. 1.2842 0.05325 95 71 21 3
2366 Just a little test run Smith, need to make sure that new concrete sets up in water 1.2842 0.05731 95 73 17 5
2367 This is just a warning. Next time it's the hot tub. 1.2842 0.05923 95 74 15 6
2368 Start talking or you'll be sleeping with the rubber duckies 1.2842 0.05923 95 74 15 6
2369 Don't ask me. Boss said a bucket of concrete would keep your head under water. 1.2842 0.06109 95 75 13 7
2370 If I don’t give a damn about my lungs, what makes you think I give a damn about your life? 1.2842 0.05325 95 71 21 3
2371 Kid, that’s my wife you’re spying on via your virtual “learning “ platform. 1.2842 0.05111 95 70 23 2
2372 So, ya won’t come clean, eh? 1.2842 0.05325 95 71 21 3
2373 Your household asked me to deliver a message about what happens to those who leave behind empty toilet paper rolls 1.2842 0.06109 95 75 13 7
2374 For the last time, where are the Cannoli? 1.2842 0.05325 95 71 21 3
2375 I've been out of the game for a while, I'm working up to the real thing, ok? 1.2842 0.05731 95 73 17 5
2376 Yo, buddy! You almost done? I can't pee with an audience. 1.2842 0.05731 95 73 17 5
2377 You’re lucky. The ‘Big Guy’ has gone senile. 1.2842 0.05532 95 72 19 4
2378 So now you know what is feels like to be taught by Nuns ! 1.2842 0.05325 95 71 21 3
2379 And now you can tell them tonight I sleep with the fishes. 1.2842 0.05325 95 71 21 3
2380 That'll teach ya! Don't ever call me Tubby! 1.2842 0.05532 95 72 19 4
2381 It’s possible I may have missed a step... 1.2842 0.05532 95 72 19 4
2382 Ok, Felix, now sing! 1.2842 0.05731 95 73 17 5
2383 Talk now or it's curtains... 1.2842 0.05111 95 70 23 2
2384 UMM...? SURPRISE!!! 1.2842 0.05325 95 71 21 3
2385 Next time we tell you to wash behind your ears,You 1.2842 0.05731 95 73 17 5
2386 Kids these days! 1.2842 0.05532 95 72 19 4
2387 If we didn't have to quarantine, this would go a lot quicker. 1.2842 0.05532 95 72 19 4
2388 This isn’t what it looks like. 1.2842 0.05923 95 74 15 6
2389 Alright well I guess you're in our bubble 'til we're allowed back down to the docks. 1.2842 0.05923 95 74 15 6
2390 We agree then,no more recounts. 1.2842 0.05923 95 74 15 6
2391 Personally, I think you're a stand-up guy. 1.2842 0.05111 95 70 23 2
2392 Waddya mean you need soap to come clean ? 1.2842 0.05325 95 71 21 3
2393 I dunno, I was told to clean up loose ends 1.2842 0.05532 95 72 19 4
2394 Don’t make me flush the toilet, Mack.” 1.2842 0.05325 95 71 21 3
2395 We have ways to make you clean. 1.2842 0.05731 95 73 17 5
2396 I guess we'll go easy on you this time. 1.2842 0.05111 95 70 23 2
2397 I was told it was a role play 1.2842 0.05325 95 71 21 3
2398 Working from home saves lives. 1.2842 0.05111 95 70 23 2
2399 Whacking from home 1.2842 0.05923 95 74 15 6
2400 Smoking is bad for you. 1.2842 0.04887 95 69 25 1
2401 I’m gonna ask yous one more time, did you vote for Donnie? 1.2842 0.05111 95 70 23 2
2402 If this doesn’t work, we’ll try it upside down. 1.2842 0.05325 95 71 21 3
2403 And when you’re downstairs neighbors find out who caused all the damage it’ll be curtains for you. 1.2842 0.05532 95 72 19 4
2404 This is the new normal. 1.2842 0.05325 95 71 21 3
2405 Just say election was rigged 1.2842 0.05731 95 73 17 5
2406 Do you mind holding your breath? 1.2842 0.05731 95 73 17 5
2407 Yeah we’ve been trying to reduce our carbon footprint. It’s not much but it’s a start. 1.2842 0.05325 95 71 21 3
2408 The bathings will continue until your aroma improves 1.2842 0.06109 95 75 13 7
2409 We’ve all had to adjust. 1.2842 0.05532 95 72 19 4
2410 Stay inside, they said. Work from home, they said 1.2842 0.05731 95 73 17 5
2411 in order to remain contact free, i’m staying six feet away... now turn the water on. cold 1.2842 0.05731 95 73 17 5
2412 Still won't talk, eh? Well let's see how tough you are if I . . . shut the curtain! 1.2842 0.04405 95 72 22 1
2413 I’d have put you on the bottom of the river but Quarantine and all.... 1.2842 0.05731 95 73 17 5
2414 '' Now tell me the real reason why everyone is wearing masks'' 1.2842 0.05325 95 71 21 3
2415 Dont look at me like that. The Verrazano is closed. 1.2842 0.05325 95 71 21 3
2416 The new boss is an environmentalist. 1.2842 0.05325 95 71 21 3
2417 I know I said yes to role-playing but this is a bit much 1.2842 0.05532 95 72 19 4
2418 That's a lovely cigarette you've got there- Do I know you? 1.2828 0.04982 99 73 24 2
2419 Seems fair to me...you get clean while I clean you out. 1.2828 0.04982 99 73 24 2
2420 This is my first quarantine whack. 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
2421 Now do you get that I kinda sorta mean business? 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
2422 It's hard to be a traditionalist here in the middle of Kansas. 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
2423 You'd better come clean before it's too late. 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
2424 Okay so you're not wearing a wire. 1.2826 0.05202 92 68 22 2
2425 Davy Jones' locker is full, so here we are in Micky Dolenz' bathroom. 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
2426 The kitchen sink it is. 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
2427 Big Paulie wants to give you some time to think, and says you'll do your best thinking in here. 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
2428 Sorry. Before Covid the boys could just dump you in the river. 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
2429 If you have to pee, pee! 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
2430 I know, but the Don said to just warn you this time. 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
2431 Let this be a warning to you. 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
2432 I hate mixed messages; which is it, water preservation or life preservation? 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
2433 Kid, my back is killing me. We gotta make this work instead of the river. 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
2434 This is a rehearsal, if you don’t talk. 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
2435 Do you still think that being in public in your underwear is your worst dream? 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
2436 This'll have to do. I couldn't get the car started. 1.2826 0.05202 92 68 22 2
2437 Like the boss said, you're gonna sleep with the rubber duckies 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
2438 I’m sorry. The East River is a lot cleaner than it used to be. 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
2439 The boss said to teach you a lesson. But don't make a mess. So I guess we're almost done. 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
2440 Next screw-up, its the river! 1.2826 0.05202 92 68 22 2
2441 The damn beach is closed. This'll hafta do. 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
2442 This is the demo only. 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
2443 You're in deeper water than you think. 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
2444 Start cooperatin' or I'll have to destroy your blow dryer. 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
2445 New EPA regulations 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
2446 Now you sleep with the rubber duckies! 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
2447 Look on the bright side. You could be sinking with sharks off Montauk! 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
2448 You’re lucky the hot tub was already taken. 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
2449 They call you a dirty cop, but we’re fixing that. 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
2450 I know Mama told you, "If I have to tie you up, you are going to take a bath", but this is pushing it a bit. 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
2451 Double dipping won’t work! 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
2452 Yeah. I'm self quarantining and that's the deepest I have. 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
2453 We don't want to get no virus from you scumbag. 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
2454 Mr. Barr,is there anything further you require? 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
2455 Sure a cigarette is your last wish? 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
2456 OK, I'll accommodate your fish allergy, but you better start talking or no more Mr. Nice Guy. 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
2457 Relax... I am just practicing! 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
2458 Can I have my rubber duck? 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
2459 Your alibi is all wet. 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
2460 We are on lockdown due to Covid19 so this is the best I can do. 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
2461 Ya better start talking or you'll be sleeping with the rubber duckies 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
2462 Unless you starting talking, I'm going to put shampoo in your hair and then drop the water pressure 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
2463 I don’t care how long it takes; you are going to come clean. 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
2464 The boss said I gotta work on my technique. 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
2465 No, sorry, I don't have any hair conditioner 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
2466 Now you are all washed up 1.2826 0.05202 92 68 22 2
2467 When ya get to hell, tell 'em Johnny 'Cut Corners' Cusamano sent ya! 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
2468 We’re gonna make you come clean! 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
2469 I think you should take me seriously. 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
2470 Look, you gotta be resourceful, workin' from home. 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
2471 All right, kiddo. Time to come clean. 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
2472 Don't try to lecture me about the laws of physics. 1.2826 0.04967 92 67 24 1
2473 OK, so maybe you won't drown...but you'll have one hell of a water bill to pay. 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
2474 If you ask me, the old gang’s never been the same since taking up money laundering. 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
2475 Where did I put that waterboarding manual? 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
2476 I'd help you, but that would violate social distancing. 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
2477 Is this a wet dream? 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
2478 In 6-8 hours you'll be sleeping with the sundries pal. 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
2479 Well, this is awkward... 1.2826 0.05202 92 68 22 2
2480 And no more WIFI. 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
2481 Come clean and we can forget this ever happened. 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
2482 Tonight you'll be sleeping with the duckies. 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
2483 Ever since Rocco got that third hand, we won't do no more Hudson drops. 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
2484 And they said I was the one who'd get cold feet. 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
2485 Don't look at me that way, this is the best I could under the circumstances. 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
2486 No, I did not know that smoking causes cancer, thank you very much! 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
2487 You got about two years to fess up, or you'll be underwater. 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
2488 You will be more comfortable now that we have wet you down first. 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
2489 Listen kid, either you talk or I flush the toilet. 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
2490 Ok Houdini, you’re paying the damn water bill. 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
2491 See, the floor isn't even wet. 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
2492 Pretty sure this is is not what Tony meant Paulie. 1.2826 0.05202 92 68 22 2
2493 It's not my fault that you live so far away from the East River. 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
2494 Because of the New Green Deal we're not allowed to throw bodies into the river anymore." 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
2495 I might have got this wrong. 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
2496 You're lucky that I'm an unpaid intern. 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
2497 I told them he is an environmentalist. He'll see the water running for no good reason and he'll talk in no time. 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
2498 Lefty said "make him come clean". 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
2499 Ya, I’m aware it’s a non-smoking building. You don’t see a gun, do ya? 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
2500 The boss said to whack you but to keep it clean. 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
2501 The new Geneva Convention Water Torture rules say no smoking either 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
2502 My creativity spiked as I became soft on crime. 1.2826 0.05202 92 68 22 2
2503 You are lucky we are not near a river. 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
2504 Sorry, kid - I’m your super, not a plumber. 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
2505 Stormy night indeed... for the victim at least. 1.2826 0.05202 92 68 22 2
2506 I clean you out, then I clean you up. That's my motto. 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
2507 You should know, this is a smoke-free building. 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
2508 He sleeps with fishes, lockdown style 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
2509 Godot revisited 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
2510 You hAd to keep counting the ballots... 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
2511 Don’t you think your Houdini obsession is getting out of hand? 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
2512 It gets pretty nasty out here, kid. Boss’s orders. You’ll learn 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
2513 Between the cost of gas and the budget cuts- this is how the boss wants it done. 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
2514 You’ll be swimming with the rubber duckies now, see... 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
2515 You better talk before the co-op complains. 1.2826 0.06245 92 73 12 7
2516 'have you found the killer?' 1.2826 0.05202 92 68 22 2
2517 Don’t mock me... 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
2518 Don’t forget to feed the dog. I’ll be home at 6. 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
2519 Day two in the life of a private investigator... 'Take the job', she said, 'It's just like any other'. 1.2826 0.05202 92 68 22 2
2520 Luca Brasi bathes with the fishes. 1.2816 0.05590 103 80 17 6
2521 Just wait until you see what the insurance will cost after all the water damage. 1.2816 0.05239 103 78 21 4
2522 Because it sank, okay? Damn Trump regattas. 1.2816 0.05418 103 79 19 5
2523 You’re lucky I forgot to put in the plug. 1.2816 0.05239 103 78 21 4
2524 Tell us, or we’ll flush the toilet 1.2812 0.05482 96 73 19 4
2525 Now you're gonna sleep with the no-slip appliqué fishes. 1.2812 0.05278 96 72 21 3
2526 I hope you don't mind me smoking. 1.2812 0.05678 96 74 17 5
2527 You can act tough, but they all crack before the room starts flooding. 1.2812 0.05678 96 74 17 5
2528 You're lucky we adopted a green new deal for river pollution, or else you'd be swimming with the fishes. 1.2812 0.05278 96 72 21 3
2529 This may take just a little bit longer than usual, but times are what they are. 1.2812 0.05482 96 73 19 4
2530 Management seeks the favor of an updated reply to its request you shower with the curtain inside the tub. 1.2800 0.05333 100 76 20 4
2531 because we clean up our mess 1.2796 0.05795 93 72 16 5
2532 You won’t need soap where you’re going, buddy. 1.2796 0.05993 93 73 14 6
2533 Nah..this ain't no warning. It's a dry run. 1.2796 0.05795 93 72 16 5
2534 Yeah, nothing's the same in 2020. Deal with it. 1.2796 0.05590 93 71 18 4
2535 It’s too late for me kid, I’ll never get rid of these nasty cigarettes. But you, now you have the chance I never had.” 1.2796 0.05590 93 71 18 4
2536 GIVE IT UP, MICHIGAN ELECTION OFFICIAL... 1.2796 0.05154 93 69 22 2
2537 Pay up, or it won't stay virtual. 1.2796 0.05993 93 73 14 6
2538 What do you mean with ”This doesn’t work on me, I’m English”? 1.2796 0.05590 93 71 18 4
2539 Climate change, you know... ain't no more fishes to be sleeping with 1.2796 0.05795 93 72 16 5
2540 For criminy sakes, Yes, it's quick set!...and...Yes, I'll put the cigarette out then! 1.2788 0.05870 104 83 13 8
2541 It's called drowning the hard way. 1.2788 0.05709 104 82 15 7
2542 Drought. 1.2788 0.05195 104 79 21 4
2543 So! Where is the light switch? 1.2788 0.05709 104 82 15 7
2544 Now you’re gonna sleep with the rubber duckies! 1.2778 0.06126 90 71 13 6
2545 Last chance. Talk or I send in the ticker. 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
2546 You better start talking or were gonna have a slippery situation here 1.2778 0.05004 90 66 23 1
2547 One way or another, you are going to sing. 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
2548 You’re in need of professional help. 1.2778 0.05004 90 66 23 1
2549 Covid economy. We'll get you to something deeper when more reopens. 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
2550 I had strict instructions for a clean getaway 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2551 This will have to do until the boat gets fixed. 1.2778 0.06126 90 71 13 6
2552 You at least get the idea, right? 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
2553 I suggest you talk now. Sooner or later, 3-B always flushes. 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
2554 Dis is just a warning...sorry about the cement. 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
2555 Whaddya mean with that crack about my depth perception? 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
2556 Make concrete... check Tie up Mugsy...check Put Mugsy in concrete...check Was it throw on water.... I better double check... 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
2557 For a micro-betrayal, we make the punishment proportionate to the transgression, I'm told. 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
2558 Cry me a bathtub. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2559 I'm looking for a fella named "Bates." Believe he runs this here motel. 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
2560 Even the mafia's gone sustainable. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2561 The boss wasn't happy about the bathroom renovation you did. 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
2562 I'm gonna go now, Alan. This wasn't as fun as I thought it would be. 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
2563 Th' Boss calls it, 'Death by a Thousand Drops'. 1.2778 0.05004 90 66 23 1
2564 Sorry, but with Covid-19 closing the piers, this is the best we can do. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2565 This is your last chance to come clean. Who placed itching powder in the bosses shorts? 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
2566 Dis Damm Covid. You gotta change everyting. 1.2778 0.05247 90 67 21 2
2567 We're just getting your feet wet. 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
2568 You're lucky. The boss said it was only a misdemeanour. 1.2778 0.05247 90 67 21 2
2569 Talk fast. I'm almost out of hot water 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2570 The duck stays in the picture. 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
2571 Hopefully I've applied enough pressure. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2572 Who do you think you are, Houdini? 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
2573 Say when! 1.2778 0.05004 90 69 19 2
2574 I don't have my beach pass, and now they check your trunk anyway. 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
2575 No, you’re not getting your rubber ducky. 1.2778 0.05247 90 67 21 2
2576 Crap,I hate low flow 1.2778 0.06126 90 71 13 6
2577 Alright, maybe you won’t really be swimmin’ with the fishes. 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
2578 It’s a cost cutting measure. 1.2778 0.05247 90 67 21 2
2579 Just think of your water bill. 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
2580 It's my first day on the job. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2581 Sorry,I I'm self-quarantinin'. 1.2778 0.06126 90 71 13 6
2582 We promised you a clean get away. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2583 Your asylum hearing didn’t go well. 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
2584 C'mon, Jake, it's time to come clean. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2585 That is not your 'safe word,' Mr. Smith. 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
2586 Last chance, kid. Talk, or I put the shampoo in your eyes. 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
2587 Those glasses make you look ridiculous! 1.2778 0.05004 90 66 23 1
2588 It's now time to come clean! 1.2778 0.05247 90 67 21 2
2589 Keep in mind, it’s only in the concept stage. 1.2778 0.04748 90 65 25 0
2590 Hey kid. You’re all washed up - in a good way. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2591 Next time clean your glasses when we tell you to. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2592 Let’s have a small talk first 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
2593 So, you gonna where a mask or not? 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
2594 It’s curtains for you! Shower curtains! 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
2595 You’d never sink to the bottom of the ocean - too much plastic. 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
2596 We wouldn't want you to die of a heart attack due to the cold water when we throw you into the Hudson. 1.2778 0.06520 90 73 9 8
2597 I'm gonna scrub you out! 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2598 We have to do it this way due to Covid isolation. 1.2778 0.05247 90 67 21 2
2599 It works better if you throw me in the river. 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
2600 Sorry. This is my first time doing wet-work. 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
2601 Don't worry, this is only a test run. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2602 Rope....check. Cement...Check... Water....Check. 1.2778 0.05247 90 67 21 2
2603 Well, we should all be concerned about the pollution of our oceans. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2604 I told you Kid, there are some things they don’t teach you in college. 1.2778 0.05247 90 67 21 2
2605 I gotta tell ya Irving, you are one tough accountant 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
2606 ok you passed.you are now Joseph 'SOGGY' Mastriano. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2607 Congrats, kid. You passed the audition. Tomorrow we do this for real. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2608 You're up to your knees now - kid. 1.2778 0.04748 90 70 18 2
2609 Come clean kid, or you’ll sleep with the dishes. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2610 They told me I'd be in hot water if I didn't cooperate 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
2611 The truck is out of fuel. 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
2612 The pandemic has changed how we do things. 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
2613 Let me guess - the kidnapper made you buy a timeshare. 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
2614 Literal Larry's boss told him to make sure it was a clean kill. 1.2778 0.05004 90 66 23 1
2615 This won't kill you, but seeing your water bill will make you wish it had. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2616 Now you can do your singing in the rain. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2617 So what’s this about April showers? 1.2778 0.05247 90 67 21 2
2618 'No, just until this Corona business blows over' 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
2619 It's like this. . .see. . . you gotta lay down in the tub. . . . see . . . or it ain't gonna work. . . see. . . 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
2620 You send a millennial out to do a job... 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
2621 The boss said, ya gotta come clean before we put you in the river. 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
2622 In these times, our HR department encourgaes work from home. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2623 I don't know about you, but I'll be glad when we're not working from home anymore. 1.2778 0.06326 90 72 11 7
2624 Start talking or we switch it to a low pressure shower head. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2625 We are the new, environmentally friendly Mob. Bodies were causing all kinda problems in the East River. 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
2626 Hey kid, do me a favor and hold your breath for a while. 1.2778 0.06520 90 73 9 8
2627 Tell me where the money is or I'll pull the plug! 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2628 No, it’s a rubber ducky in my pocket, and I don’t think you’re happy to see me. 1.2778 0.06126 90 71 13 6
2629 Cruise ships blocked all the docks. This'll have to do. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2630 Pull off the Houdini stuff or I'm going to pull the plug 1.2778 0.06326 90 72 11 7
2631 You might be surprised by what’s coming next. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2632 And no, you can’t have a rubber ducky. 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
2633 Okay, smartass, this may take longer but what would you do if the lake is frozen and you hate cold weather! 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2634 MAGA Cult Deprogramming: Step 1- Thorough decontamination, rinse and repeat. 1.2778 0.06326 90 72 11 7
2635 Bugsy warned me -- use interns and get what ya pay for. 1.2778 0.06126 90 71 13 6
2636 In his book "How I Did It," Houdini claims this one is a no-brainer. 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
2637 The hot water will run out eventually - then you won’t be so smug. 1.2778 0.05247 90 67 21 2
2638 I just don’t have the time to be impressed by all your misfortunes 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2639 Apparently there's a real market for life-sized cork toppers this holiday season. 1.2778 0.05127 90 69 18 3
2640 Sign says youse gots da shower before youse goes in da pool 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2641 Slowly, Dutch realized that Zach wasn't taking his threat as seriously as Dutch thought he would 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
2642 Tonight, Jonathan Greenblatt sleeps with the rubber duckies. 1.2778 0.05004 90 66 23 1
2643 We warned you to clean up your act. 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
2644 And if you don't come clean, it'll be curtains 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
2645 You're just damn lucky I kinda like ya. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2646 You called a plumber -- you don't like my work? 1.2778 0.05247 90 67 21 2
2647 Guantanamo Bay was full. 1.2778 0.05247 90 67 21 2
2648 Just wait until your mother gets home. 1.2778 0.05004 90 66 23 1
2649 C’mon, it’s about time you came clean. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2650 I must be going soft. Next the cold water goes full blast. 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
2651 No concrete - had to fill the bucket with yogurt." 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2652 It’s your investment returns that are criminal 1.2778 0.05247 90 67 21 2
2653 Cement, water...technically they got it right. 1.2778 0.05703 90 71 14 5
2654 I'm comin back wid the Ambien and guppies 1.2778 0.05365 90 70 16 4
2655 Where did you say the towels were? 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
2656 Tell me everything you know about the single shot, non refrigerated, protection for life, $1 vaccine and I promise I'll let you go. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2657 I apologize for the down scaled option – we've been told to cut expenses on location 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
2658 Are you sure it isn’t “snitches get showers?” 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2659 At this point you’re probably thinking, 11 people was the wrong number to have over for Thanksgiving 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
2660 That’s was the last time you go out without a mask 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2661 water bored" 202 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2662 You’re in hot water, and you’re going to stay that way 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
2663 All this because I asked him to quit smoking in the apartment? 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
2664 And in about 5 seconds, the hot water is going to cut out. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2665 I said he gave me A Corona!! As in the beer. I swear I’m Covid free, please let me go 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2666 I bet you did not imagine this when she said she was into wet bondage. 1.2778 0.05247 90 67 21 2
2667 If you don’t talk I am going to turn on the cold 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
2668 Tonight, ‘ya gonna be sleeping with the loofahs. 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
2669 Make sure to sing happy birthday twice before I get back 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
2670 tell me where you hid the missing Trump ballots 1.2778 0.05004 90 66 23 1
2671 It was going to be the East River, but I guess you’ll have to settle for Lower East Side bathroom. 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
2672 These shelter-in-place orders are really impacting my job performance.” 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
2673 The cement bags are just for the weight, Mack. 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
2674 Sanitize, stop touching your face, don’t leave the house and cover your mouth already. 1.2778 0.06326 90 72 11 7
2675 Nobody can hide forever from the mob, not even you, Where’s Waldo 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
2676 One more chance to talk and then I flush the toilet. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2677 From home or not, work is work 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
2678 If you don't talk you'll end up like your other associates downstairs, swimming with the dishes. 1.2766 0.05327 94 71 20 3
2679 Don’t go nowhere. I’ll be right back with the fishes. 1.2766 0.05741 94 73 16 5
2680 I'm always willing to try something new, but there's something weird about your suggestion, Mack! 1.2766 0.05327 94 71 20 3
2681 Alright kid. Come clean or its curtains. Shower curtains. 1.2766 0.05741 94 73 16 5
2682 This is what happens when you borrow money from Mr. Ducky that you can't pay back. 1.2766 0.05327 94 71 20 3
2683 You've got about two seconds before your security deposit is done-zo, kid 1.2747 0.06066 91 72 13 6
2684 A little birdie says you left the toilet seat up. That same little birdie says you do that again and the East River will be your tub. 1.2747 0.05649 91 70 17 4
2685 Because of ya little stunt, Th' Boss had to make some budget cuts... 1.2747 0.05861 91 71 15 5
2686 We used to take you to the East River, but the pollution ate away the concrete. 1.2747 0.05649 91 70 17 4
2687 They closed the road to the lake, so this will have to do! 1.2747 0.05649 91 72 14 5
2688 I have other abductions to get to but you smell like you haven’t showered in months. 1.2747 0.05861 91 71 15 5
2689 I can see that under the circumstances you might be optimistic. 1.2737 0.05487 95 73 18 4
2690 I'm working at home now. Can you help me with Zoom? 1.2736 0.04839 106 82 20 4
2691 So this is why it takes you 40 minutes to shower on a morning? 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
2692 Ain't nothing been the same since the boss put us on lockdown... 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
2693 Mr. Houdini, enough with the practice - it's raining on my wife's lasagna" 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
2694 You were right. We ARE gonna need a bigger bath. 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
2695 We’re not dumping you in the Hudson. Big Sal respects the COVID lockdown. 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
2696 Spill the beans.. or you'll be swimming with the rubber duckies. 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
2697 I'm giving you one last chance to come clean. 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
2698 Hurry up. I need to use your toilet. 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
2699 I'm bettin' on the second hand smoke. 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
2700 You's lucky we live in Nebraska. 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
2701 This is your last chance to change the vote count! 1.2727 0.06410 88 71 10 7
2702 Maybe your impending water bill will help loosen your lips 1.2727 0.05294 88 66 20 2
2703 When you get the water bill, you're gonna wish we tossed you in the East River! 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
2704 Look, I have to vary the content for my viewers. 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
2705 Showers use 79% less water than the East River. 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
2706 Would you rather be waterboarded? 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
2707 Who said it would be quick? 1.2727 0.05535 88 69 15 4
2708 You better start talking soon -- you flood the bathroom floor, you're going to lose your nice rent-controlled apartment 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
2709 Tell me what you know about quantum gravity or it's curtains for you! 1.2727 0.06203 88 70 12 6
2710 This is the best we can do under the lock-down order. 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
2711 Mr Bond, we have ways of making you wash. 1.2727 0.05294 88 66 20 2
2712 Next time it’ll be a cold shower. 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
2713 We thought you'd find comfort in spending your final days at home. 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
2714 We couldn't get a permit for the pier. 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
2715 Of course, it's a lot muddier in the lake, but you get the idea 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
2716 This working from home is no picnic for me either. 1.2727 0.04775 88 64 24 0
2717 You're not getting out of the tub until you're good and clean 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
2718 Hey, Joey? I think you read the water boarding manual wrong. 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
2719 Talk, or we break out the covid. 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
2720 I tink iss tyme to go to plan b. 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
2721 With ocean pollution being what it is, The Godfather would not let us send you to sleep with the fishes. 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
2722 Could I interest you in cement gloves, perhaps? 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
2723 You dirty rat—come clean or else! 1.2727 0.05294 88 66 20 2
2724 Are you ready to swim with the Rubber Duckies Max? 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
2725 Tonight, you bathe with the fishes. 1.2727 0.05294 88 66 20 2
2726 He told me to make you nap with the fishes. 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
2727 Look, Frank. For the last time ... It’s waterBOARD ... not water bored. How did you get your job as a mob enforcer anyway? 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
2728 I'm a new hire. You gotta bear with me. 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
2729 We can do this the easy way, the hard way or the impossible way." 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
2730 Tell me what Ize wants to know, or it'll be curtains for yuz. 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
2731 Look, I just do what I'm told: They said tie him, put him in concrete shoes, and soak him. 1.2727 0.06203 88 70 12 6
2732 This is your only warning. 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
2733 Climate change has affected even my profession. 1.2727 0.05294 88 66 20 2
2734 Umm, do you think perhaps your boss meant 'waterboard the plant' rather than 'water the plant'? 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
2735 Sorry, kid, until there's a vaccine this is the best I can do. 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
2736 Well, I guess we will be here for a while. 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
2737 Next time pick a place by a river. 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
2738 This isn't how Houdini did it. 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
2739 We're waiting for a more ecologically friendly concrete to come out before we make people swim with the fishes 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
2740 I'll be right back with some fishes. 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
2741 Tell me what you know or I’ll flush the toilet. 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
2742 From now on, you sleep with the rubber duckies. 1.2727 0.05041 88 65 22 1
2743 I'm going to give you a shower you can't refuse. 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
2744 Okay, I accept you’re clean... 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
2745 Let me know if it's too cold. 1.2727 0.05294 88 66 20 2
2746 If this doesn’t work we’ll try the pool 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
2747 It's got something to do with integrating customer feedback into the service delivery arch. 1.2727 0.05041 88 65 22 1
2748 If you don't play ball, your water bill will kill you. 1.2727 0.05294 88 71 12 5
2749 Looks like you decided to come clean. 1.2727 0.05294 88 66 20 2
2750 Wait 'til you hear what WE went thru while trying for FDA approval. 1.2727 0.05294 88 66 20 2
2751 We've changed our policies.....from now on you get to shower with the fishes. 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
2752 You shoulda listened to her. She told you those jammies were gettin' washed one way or another. 1.2727 0.05294 88 66 20 2
2753 I have this nagging feeling that I forgot something. 1.2727 0.05041 88 65 22 1
2754 You're in quarantine, so here's the best we got for "sleep with the fishes." 1.2727 0.05041 88 65 22 1
2755 But I need to pee 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
2756 yes I would mind closing the curtain 1.2727 0.06203 88 70 12 6
2757 Working from home makes everything harder. 1.2727 0.05294 88 66 20 2
2758 I told the boss we should've used a bath bomb. 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
2759 Until the restrictions on non-essential boat travel are lifted this will have to do. 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
2760 When I said, “Come clean or it’s dancing’ with the fishes” I meant it! 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
2761 I am sorry, but due to social distancing and self quarantine restrictions... 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
2762 ¨You´ll be swimmin´ with the rubber duckies tonight!¨ 1.2727 0.05294 88 66 20 2
2763 Turn over Trump's taxes or you'll be washed up forever. 1.2727 0.06203 88 70 12 6
2764 Yeah, That's what a shower feels like after 15 years without one! 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
2765 Any chance this joint's rent controlled? 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
2766 We'll just let this play out and see where it takes us. 1.2727 0.05041 88 65 22 1
2767 The Boss won't be happy, but hey, I tried my best during the shutdown 1.2727 0.05294 88 66 20 2
2768 How about I throw a monkey wrench in your plans. Just got a nice electric one last summer. 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
2769 Lemme know if the water's too hot for ya 1.2727 0.06203 88 70 12 6
2770 Well then, you can tell "Gary" from Phi Beta Phi that if this Haze-From-Home nonsense goes on much longer, he's gonna be paying for my new subfloor. 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
2771 And, you’re paying for the water damage and cleanup costs. 1.2727 0.05294 88 66 20 2
2772 You got me on a good day. Next week it's the East River 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
2773 Boss is on a tight budget. Die quick! 1.2727 0.06203 88 70 12 6
2774 Pally, your mother hired me to make sure that you showered at least once a week during the quarantine...or else. 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
2775 One more time, who did your plugs? 1.2727 0.05294 88 66 20 2
2776 Working from home has forced me to develop new productivity strategies too. 1.2727 0.05337 99 76 19 4
2777 Soon you'll be sleeping with the yellow duckies 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
2778 The Boss says to come clean, or else. 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
2779 Let me know if the shower's too hot. 1.2727 0.06203 88 70 12 6
2780 Ya' better start talkin' or your water bill will kill ya.' 1.2727 0.05041 88 65 22 1
2781 Let this be a warning to you, we mean business. 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
2782 I know the docks are scarier, but Covid in on the rise 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
2783 I am gonna flush da' toilet til you talk. 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
2784 My shrink didn’t believe me when I told her I’m being followed by inept mobsters. 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
2785 Welcome to the mobster escape room experience 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
2786 No. Dis aint my foist time. What makes you say dat? 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
2787 Oh yeah? Just wait until the guy in 4B flushes the toilet. 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
2788 I ain't leavin' 'til you come clean, bud. 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
2789 Heh,your water bill's gonna kill you. 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
2790 "The boss said 'Throw him in the water!' I'm just following orders." 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
2791 Listen son, it was time to take a shower one way or another. 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
2792 Till dis lockdown's over, see? 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
2793 Immobilize, moisturize, exfoliate - it's an old family secret for callouses 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
2794 All else aside, your cigarette smoke is really bothering me" 1.2727 0.06410 88 71 10 7
2795 That's the last time the world will hear the name Dirty Johnny. 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
2796 The Cut-backs are killing us too! 1.2727 0.05041 88 65 22 1
2797 Now talk or the nerf guns come out. 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
2798 One last time, who's the stupid thug you were describing to the cops? 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
2799 The water Bill alone will be enough to kill ya.... 1.2727 0.05294 88 66 20 2
2800 Gotta say, you take weird showers! 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
2801 Sorry. The boss said to leave the glasses on... 1.2727 0.05041 88 65 22 1
2802 Come clean, kid. Tell me where the yellow went. 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
2803 What ist it about you Amerikaners? We drown you in lies. We make your people disappear, and your politicians defy your own Konstitution. We kill your spirit, And yet... you keeps zurviving. 1.2727 0.06203 88 70 12 6
2804 You gotta stop bettin’ the Jets, kid... 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
2805 Obviously, I'm really ambivalent about this. 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
2806 #Ok, it's time to come clean." 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
2807 So do you still have cold feet about marrying my daughter? 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
2808 Time to come clean - where's the loot?! 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
2809 Goddamn COVID lockdown. 1.2727 0.05416 88 69 15 4
2810 So this is my first hit. Get over it. 1.2727 0.06203 88 70 12 6
2811 Like I said, "coming clean is your choice entirely. 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
2812 Look on the bright side, your downstairs neighbor will get a new kitchen out of the insurance settlement. 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
2813 Sorry you saw that I should’ve pulled the curtain. 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
2814 So, da Boss sez,"Make him drown slow.............." 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
2815 As I told you, in Russia they know better than to count ALL the votes. 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
2816 The boss insists we do our part to keep the bay clean whenever we visit. 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
2817 Because of pandemic restrictions, this is the best we could do. 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
2818 Jeez, Tim, how come your glasses don't fog up? 1.2727 0.05294 88 66 20 2
2819 Remote work just isn’t the same. 1.2727 0.05294 88 66 20 2
2820 Feels like home already, I'll take it. 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
2821 Global warming dried up the lake, so we're improvising. 1.2727 0.06203 88 70 12 6
2822 The boss wants you to stop singing. 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
2823 #The boss says we gotta follow these new OSHA regulations." 1.2727 0.05294 88 66 20 2
2824 Yeh. I'm new at this. It's my starter kit. 1.2727 0.05294 88 66 20 2
2825 The rubber duck is gonna get it too 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
2826 A last cigarette isn't going to work. 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
2827 Couldn't I just wear a mask? 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
2828 I gotta apologise, the boss wants to be green and save the ocean, we're finding it hard to adapt our methods 1.2727 0.06203 88 70 12 6
2829 Before climate change, these jobs were easy. 1.2727 0.06203 88 70 12 6
2830 Consider this Bruno's last invitation to come clean. 1.2727 0.05294 88 66 20 2
2831 As you can see, we’ve used up our interrogation budget for the year. 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
2832 It won’t be so easy when the hot water goes out. 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
2833 Now you wish you walked the plank. 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
2834 Work with me, this COVID lockdown is hard on all of us. 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
2835 The whole world seems to be going crazy but in my world, I’m still blessed and all is well. 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
2836 Nothing personal. It's what The Donald ordered. 1.2727 0.05041 88 65 22 1
2837 The boss said to make it a clean job 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
2838 Well, practice time is over... 1.2727 0.05294 88 66 20 2
2839 listen pal, either you talk or the super will never talk to you again” 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
2840 Essential travel only - we'll go to the river next month 1.2727 0.06410 88 71 10 7
2841 Don't worry, kid. Rudy G just wants you debriefed. 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
2842 I am yet to torture you, this is me just complying with the COVID protocols. 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
2843 If it's too hot, just tell me. 1.2727 0.05294 88 66 20 2
2844 I still can’t commit to taking the vaccine 1.2727 0.05041 88 65 22 1
2845 We made a comitment to go green 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
2846 It’s ok; a lot of us are struggling to adjust to working from home. 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
2847 Chris, what the hell are you doing? 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
2848 And that’s “Sleep with the fish” Pandemic edition. 1.2727 0.05294 88 66 20 2
2849 Sorry, buddy, you know I can’t do it outside with all that COVID. 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
2850 Quit it with the DIY will ya. I’m a professional. 1.2727 0.05041 88 65 22 1
2851 We'll let climate change do the rest... 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
2852 They said this was the only place you’d sing. 1.2727 0.04775 88 64 24 0
2853 It was hard to make Jimmy swim with the fishes in a landlocked town 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
2854 there's curfew. you'll have to imagine the fishes 1.2727 0.06203 88 70 12 6
2855 Torture techniques aren't what they used to be when we were young 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
2856 I normally prefer a claw foot tub, but any port in a storm 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
2857 We can't afford a boat, budget cuts. 1.2717 0.05150 92 69 21 2
2858 Da boss said to tell ya the itching in your toes will stop tomorrow. 1.2717 0.05377 92 70 19 3
2859 We’ve been trying to go green lately. Y’know - no more polluting and littering. 1.2717 0.05804 92 72 15 5
2860 OMr. Smith I expect you to die... 1.2717 0.04913 92 70 20 2
2861 If ya don't come clean, it's curtains for ya. Curtains! 1.2717 0.05377 92 70 19 3
2862 Let's do this virtual. 1.2717 0.05595 92 71 17 4
2863 I think I might have gotten something wrong about this scenario.... 1.2717 0.05377 92 70 19 3
2864 Look, I realize this is a highly unusual set of circumstances, but do you have home owners insurance? 1.2717 0.06007 92 73 13 6
2865 Nobody messes with ‘Lenny the Literal’. 1.2717 0.05595 92 71 17 4
2866 Sure the water's a tad chilly, but ain't you kinda missing the point here? 1.2717 0.04913 92 68 23 1
2867 The next time it'll be the real thing. This just makes you lose your damage deposit... 1.2717 0.05377 92 70 19 3
2868 Word to the wise: ditch the mother-in-law jokes. 1.2717 0.05377 92 70 19 3
2869 Man, these lock down orders are forcing hit men to be creative. 1.2717 0.05595 92 71 17 4
2870 ‘Next time think twice before leaving the lights on’ 1.2717 0.05595 92 71 17 4
2871 So, we have an understanding... no more Twitter posts claiming Taylor Swift's lyrics are sophomoric and derivative. 1.2708 0.05231 96 73 20 3
2872 You had better start talking or the water temperature won't be lukewarm pretty soon! 1.2697 0.04993 89 66 22 1
2873 Agree to vacate and your mother will let you go. 1.2697 0.05481 89 68 18 3
2874 Hmmm. I guess the new generation doesn't understand what "take him to the nearest body of water" means. 1.2697 0.05929 89 70 14 5
2875 So, wise guy, you still think walk-in tubs are safer? 1.2697 0.05481 89 68 18 3
2876 We couldn't assure social distancing if we dumped you into the Potomac. 1.2697 0.05243 89 67 20 2
2877 Sleeping with the fishes is impossible to do with social distancing. 1.2697 0.05929 89 70 14 5
2878 Tonight, you sleep with the roaches. 1.2697 0.05709 89 69 16 4
2879 Getting thrown into the river is just an urban myth. 1.2697 0.05481 89 68 18 3
2880 All Right Spit It out 1.2697 0.05709 89 69 16 4
2881 I’ll be back when you’ve cleaned up your act.” 1.2697 0.05481 89 68 18 3
2882 Well, you're lucky kid. You were supposed to go in the Hudson but Covid has closed all the docks. Just stay isolated till the new year, He will be gone by January 20th. 1.2697 0.05929 89 70 14 5
2883 Don’t make me flush the toilet, too. 1.2697 0.05709 89 69 16 4
2884 Gee mister, now I’ll never get my security deposit back! 1.2697 0.05481 89 68 18 3
2885 I told il capo, working from home ain't gonna work! 1.2697 0.05709 89 69 16 4
2886 You'll be sleeping with the rubber duckies tonight. 1.2688 0.04868 93 69 23 1
2887 Now, why did I hear ‘water bored’ torture was the way to go? 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
2888 These damn environmental regulations against dumping in the river have forced us to get creative. 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
2889 I'll be back in a minute...I need to buy some fish to make this legit. 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
2890 It looks like somebody pulled the plug on this scheme. 1.2674 0.05341 86 65 19 2
2891 I know what you are thinking... what kind of father smokes indoors? 1.2674 0.05341 86 65 19 2
2892 It’s for your own protection so you don’t catch the virus. 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
2893 Come clean, or else. 1.2674 0.05078 86 64 21 1
2894 In na couple weeks the boss may just change his mind, I'm just saying. 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
2895 It shower curtains for you, I say! 1.2674 0.06282 86 69 11 6
2896 You had your chance, now I'm going to flush the toilet. 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
2897 Boss says you're lying, you need to come clean. 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
2898 Don’t fall asleep until I get back with the fishes. 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
2899 Listen, chump, you got about two seconds to spill it before the tub overflows. 1.2674 0.06282 86 69 11 6
2900 Even if you don't talk you won't be able to afford your water bill. 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
2901 Always, always a day late and a fathom short. 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
2902 You've had it. The super's on a long vacation. 1.2674 0.05341 86 65 19 2
2903 It's about sending a message. 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
2904 This is what i do to people who tell me to quit smoking! 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
2905 Moving to socially distanced water-boarding as per CDC guidelines. 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
2906 This will lessen the cold shock when you hit the East River. 1.2674 0.05341 86 65 19 2
2907 I said, Come clean, or else! 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
2908 This is what I get for relying on those softies in the Pentagon 1.2674 0.04801 86 67 17 2
2909 I am sorry. It takes forever to get hot water. 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
2910 I can see you’ve done this many times. 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
2911 The boss is on vacation, we are still trying to figure it out 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
2912 Damn, he'd be good at poker. 1.2674 0.05341 86 65 19 2
2913 Maybe some rubber sharks and piranhas will make you talk. 1.2674 0.05341 86 65 19 2
2914 I know you’re the professional but I really don’t think this is right. 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
2915 Did you or did you not write that story about Giuliani? 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
2916 I always get confused, is it you're going to swim with the fishes or the little rubber ducks? 1.2674 0.05341 86 65 19 2
2917 This is your last warning. 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
2918 You're all washed up, Harris. 1.2674 0.05211 86 67 16 3
2919 Got anything to say for yourself before the shampoo? 1.2674 0.05078 86 64 21 1
2920 This is your warm up for the concrete and being dumped in to the river. 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
2921 Cement shoes must be cured with a proper water bath. I hope you ain't cold. 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
2922 We're gonna clean up on this business of where you are. 1.2674 0.05341 86 65 19 2
2923 This would be much more terrifying if I lived near a river. 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
2924 You're gonna stay there until you come clean. 1.2674 0.05341 86 65 19 2
2925 I can see your busy, I'll come back later 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
2926 New COVID protocols. 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
2927 Sorry we had to do it this way. You shoulda just come clean. 1.2674 0.05341 86 65 19 2
2928 The suffering starts when you see your water bill. 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
2929 Don't get your hopes high. This is just a practice run. 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
2930 'You better sing, buddy. Or it's shower curtains.' 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
2931 And you wonder why I left your mother. 1.2674 0.06282 86 69 11 6
2932 Talk fast, the super's on his way up! 1.2674 0.05078 86 64 21 1
2933 Sleeping with the fishes has not yet been deemed essential. 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
2934 Looks like this may take a while. 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
2935 I was told you have a pool. 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
2936 Can I get a cup of coffee afterwards? 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
2937 The water bill is what'll kill ya 1.2674 0.05341 86 65 19 2
2938 Narrator: ..the moment where they both knew they would stop online dating. 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
2939 I know it’s more environmentally friendly but it doesn’t feel right. 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
2940 You've got a week and a half, maybe two, to tell us where you stashed the loot. 1.2674 0.05078 86 64 21 1
2941 Imagine this bath tub is the East River. Now will you talk? 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
2942 Yeah, Guiliani sent me... 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
2943 sorry my wife has the car or How are you finding working working from home 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
2944 Did you or did you not tease your sister? 1.2674 0.05341 86 65 19 2
2945 So you think you know a better way? 1.2674 0.05078 86 64 21 1
2946 Once the plumber gets here, you’ll be in hot water for sure. 1.2674 0.05341 86 65 19 2
2947 When dis room fills up you're a goner 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
2948 The fishes are light sleepers. 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
2949 Ok, ok. I submitted a thesis on the benefits of socialism 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
2950 I warned ya you’d be swimming with the rubber duckies. 1.2674 0.05078 86 69 14 3
2951 I’ll just let the downstairs neighbors deal with you instead 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
2952 Hah, look at you, Article 370fied 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
2953 Last warning from da boss, wear your mask or else...” 1.2674 0.06282 86 69 11 6
2954 Sorry, kid. You’ll drown in your own misery eventually. 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
2955 Seems like I caught you at a bad time. 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
2956 Is there another washroom on this floor? 1.2674 0.05341 86 65 19 2
2957 Are you ready to Tik Tok? 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
2958 Tell me what you know or I turn off the LEDs in that shower head 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
2959 Smart guy huh? Just wait til the hot water runs out. 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
2960 You turn me on babe. 1.2674 0.05341 86 65 19 2
2961 After all these years, we finally found you Waldo 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
2962 And then I gotta take your temperature. 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
2963 Your ad did’t mention a bucket 1.2674 0.05078 86 64 21 1
2964 In the current economic climate, it would have been financially irresponsible to keep the boat 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
2965 - no one is ever going to find Waldo again 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
2966 I've got all the time in the world, you'll come clean eventually. 1.2667 0.05870 90 71 14 5
2967 Talk,or I'll put in a slow drip. 1.2644 0.05535 87 67 17 3
2968 I’m ambivalent. 1.2632 0.06588 76 61 10 5
2969 your being decomtaminated so you won't pollute the river 1.2632 0.06849 76 62 8 6
2970 The baby shark in the tub is named Janice, and she's a sweetheart if you get to know her. 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
2971 We call this “Death by exorbitant water bill.” 1.2619 0.05388 84 64 18 2
2972 I assume your new to this job. 1.2619 0.05388 84 64 18 2
2973 Ha! You’ll squeal bloody murder when I turn on the shower head’s pulsating action kid! 1.2619 0.05388 84 64 18 2
2974 It's our new green initiative, see? Keepin' the rivers clean. 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
2975 We're waiting until the tide's back in... 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
2976 Did you know that 15 minutes could save you 15% or more on your car insurance? 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
2977 I'll ask you one more time, did you or did you not leave the dishes in the sink? 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
2978 Take this as a warning. The next time I give you cement shoes you'll be swimming with the fishes ! 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
2979 Now, according to Archimedes, is that tub of concrete displacing its weight or its mass? 1.2619 0.05388 84 64 18 2
2980 We found shower tubbing to be more effective than water boarding" 1.2619 0.06135 84 67 12 5
2981 Tonight you'll sleep with the dishes. 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
2982 Never thought my son would go to these lengths to avoid bedtime. 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
2983 If you think this is bad my next hit is on zoom 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
2984 Stop crying. You're the one that asked me what owning a small business in 2020 feels like. 1.2619 0.05388 84 64 18 2
2985 I haven’t told the boss, in the divorce settlement, my wife got the boat. 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
2986 I do the dirty work if you don't come clean. 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
2987 I don’t want to get my hands dirty, in more ways than one. 1.2619 0.05388 84 64 18 2
2988 Don't get me wrong. Ya been a good husband, Eugene. Best I ever had. Good provider. The kids love ya. Hell, even Mom and Dad love the hell outta ya. But I'm not the man you married. Met another guy who raises aardvarks. Tell me ya understand, Euey. 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
2989 Listen bud. I know David Blaine, and trust me, you’re no David Blaine” 1.2619 0.04826 84 62 22 0
2990 Son, why is it always so difficult getting you to take a shower? 1.2619 0.05115 84 63 20 1
2991 you're not making a clean break this time! 1.2619 0.05115 84 63 20 1
2992 Inconceivable... 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
2993 Are you ready to sing? 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
2994 you don't talk you don't get no conditioner 1.2619 0.05388 84 64 18 2
2995 If you don’t confess pretty soon the folks downstairs are really going to be mad. 1.2619 0.05388 84 64 18 2
2996 Cold showers are good for you. Admittedly,smoking isn't. 1.2619 0.05115 84 63 20 1
2997 The game starts in 10..... 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
2998 Just ten more minutes and my turn. 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
2999 Just be glad we ran out of masks. 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
3000 Dis is what 'appens when we like use. 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
3001 I have an offer you can refuse. 1.2619 0.06135 84 67 12 5
3002 Talk, or I'll switch to the power jet setting. 1.2619 0.05115 84 63 20 1
3003 "If you don't talk, I'm going to make it very tepid for you. 1.2619 0.05115 84 63 20 1
3004 Sing Rubber Duckie one more time! 1.2619 0.05115 84 63 20 1
3005 Yeah, so long... sleep with the rubber-duckies, bud! 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
3006 ‘Any last request?’ ‘Yeah, could you call a plumber?’ 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
3007 The boss said don't let anybody see you doing it at the wharf 1.2619 0.06135 84 67 12 5
3008 I was going to dump you in the East River but my car's in the shop. 1.2619 0.05388 84 64 18 2
3009 Have you given any thought as to how your carry me to the ocean ? 1.2619 0.05388 84 64 18 2
3010 If you don’t start talking, you’ll be swimming with the rubber duckies. 1.2619 0.06586 84 69 8 7
3011 Once again, got milk? 1.2619 0.05388 84 64 18 2
3012 OK! CUT 1.2619 0.05388 84 64 18 2
3013 You're gettin' a shampoo tomorrow- and we ain't usin' baby shampoo! 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
3014 My shrink said it helps to do a little distress tolerance before the real thing. 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
3015 I’m gonna ask you one last time - where’s the WiFi password? 1.2619 0.06364 84 68 10 6
3016 Do you think you'll remember to close the shower curtain now? 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
3017 One false move and I'll turn off the water-softener. 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
3018 You’ll talk when you see your water bill. 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
3019 I'm in quarantine, so this will have to do. 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
3020 The Boss don’t wanna see your face at Pilates any more, so we’re gonna wrinkle youse good. 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
3021 The pier required a mask. 1.2619 0.05388 84 64 18 2
3022 Your mother made me promise you'd get a bath! 1.2619 0.04826 84 66 16 2
3023 It doesn't look like you're in hot water 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
3024 Get ready to sleep with the soap dishes. 1.2619 0.05115 84 63 20 1
3025 This is just until my Zoom meeting ends 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
3026 When my boss asks how effectively I murdered you today, can I count on you to give me 5 stars? 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
3027 So, it's not the East River. Quit complaining! 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
3028 I think this might take a while. 1.2619 0.05115 84 63 20 1
3029 Wait, affordable studio apartments are easier to come by now? 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
3030 So we got travel restrictions? Spill the beans! 1.2619 0.06364 84 68 10 6
3031 You clean rat 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
3032 For the last time, where’s the rubber ducky? 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
3033 Let's see what the lazy millennials do now. 1.2619 0.05388 84 64 18 2
3034 I said hold your breath, dammit. 1.2619 0.06135 84 67 12 5
3035 Newfangled Chinese water torture. 1.2619 0.06135 84 67 12 5
3036 Confession? You must want the watered down version. 1.2619 0.05388 84 64 18 2
3037 I told them to make sure they clean up the mess, but they skipped the part of making the mess. 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
3038 The Boss has a soft spot for you, and he enjoys practical jokes 1.2619 0.05388 84 64 18 2
3039 Dis is what ya get for messin’ wid da boss’s rubber duckie. 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
3040 The second-hand smoke will break him. 1.2619 0.05115 84 63 20 1
3041 Now imagine that the water is over your head, that's what I meant by threatening you with cement shoes. 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
3042 And no shampoo, heh, heh, ... . 1.2619 0.05388 84 64 18 2
3043 Dad, why are you smoking a cigarette in the house? 1.2619 0.06364 84 68 10 6
3044 I'm still not paying rent Jerry. 1.2619 0.05388 84 64 18 2
3045 A clean hostage is a happy hostage 1.2619 0.05388 84 64 18 2
3046 We'll see if you get cold feet next time Brian. 1.2619 0.05388 84 64 18 2
3047 Ralphie Smithers sleeps with the rubber duckies...that is,until my car's outta the shop. 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
3048 There's water. And you're bored. I think I am doing it right. 1.2619 0.05388 84 64 18 2
3049 yeah, the next time you'll wear a damn mask 1.2619 0.06135 84 67 12 5
3050 A newly "made" man, Tony made a classic rookie mistake. 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
3051 Even though I don’t gotta, I thinks I’ll go flush a couple more times. . . 1.2619 0.05388 84 64 18 2
3052 I wouldn't put a dog in the Hudson River... 1.2619 0.05388 84 64 18 2
3053 And no for da soap goes for da shampoo too! 1.2619 0.05388 84 64 18 2
3054 You're in hot water. 1.2619 0.05388 84 64 18 2
3055 I left the mob biz for the salon biz, but didn't lose my style, huh? After the wash, we'll take a little off the top... 1.2619 0.05388 84 64 18 2
3056 Yeah, after Huawei, we couldn't get a license for the Chinese version. 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
3057 This will have to do, traffic out to the river now is murder. 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
3058 If you don’t start talking, you’re not gonna be happy when you see your water bill . 1.2619 0.05388 84 64 18 2
3059 Foreplay was never this much fun when I was straight. 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
3060 Sorry about this part but I really need that cement to cure. 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
3061 Tonight you’re gonna swim with the little rubber duckies. 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
3062 Your Houdini stunt isn't going to impress anyone. You're just going to flood the downstairs apartment. 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
3063 Barr wants to know where all the Trump votes went. 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
3064 Sorry about the tub, man. Tight budget." 1.2619 0.05115 84 63 20 1
3065 Leave me no hot water, you sleep with the rubber duckies. 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
3066 The shower's cold? I call the super. 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
3067 These kind of mistakes are the ones that give organized crime a reputation of being unreliable. . 1.2619 0.05388 84 64 18 2
3068 I followed the Boss’s instructions...tie him up, concrete boots and throw him in the water... 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
3069 Let’s see you get that letter from Hogwarts now. 1.2619 0.05388 84 64 18 2
3070 I warned ya if you squealed we’d turn off the hot water! 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
3071 Why yes, I did vote for Trump. Why? 1.2619 0.06135 84 67 12 5
3072 You wanna swim with the rubber duckies? 1.2619 0.05115 84 63 20 1
3073 Get ready to swim with the rubber Duckies 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
3074 Now who's defunding who, boyo? 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
3075 OK, now we are ready to start your water boarding the proper way. 1.2619 0.05388 84 64 18 2
3076 The Boss prefers a cleaner way of dealing with rats 1.2619 0.05388 84 64 18 2
3077 We're in the middle of the desert, that's why. 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
3078 The boss wanted you clean and safe. 1.2619 0.05115 84 63 20 1
3079 You don't pay your debts, you swim with the duckies. 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
3080 Next time I aint gonna be kid’n roun 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
3081 I’m here to f***in’ BEMUSE you? Punny how? How am I punny? 1.2619 0.05115 84 63 20 1
3082 And then the boss said to let you sleep with the dishes. 1.2619 0.06800 84 70 6 8
3083 We warned ya. Now,you're gonna sleep with the rubber duckies. 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
3084 This may take awhile... 1.2619 0.06135 84 67 12 5
3085 You got 10 seconds to talk, otherwise I'm gonna pull the plug! Mike Perry, Eden NC 1.2619 0.05115 84 63 20 1
3086 Tonight, you sleep with the ducky. 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
3087 Please don't smoke in the bathroom. It could set off the fire sprinklers. 1.2619 0.06135 84 67 12 5
3088 Sorry son, I don’t think your cosplay friends will get the Jimmy Hoffa reference. 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
3089 Say you're sorry. 1.2619 0.05388 84 64 18 2
3090 I can take your glasses off if they're getting fogged up. 1.2619 0.05388 84 64 18 2
3091 We've got 'Sleeps with the fishes', the 'cement overshoes', but this, frankly, is much more disturbing. 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
3092 Look, Pal, once the hot water runs out, you're gonna have to change your story. 1.2619 0.05388 84 64 18 2
3093 Due to social distancing, I can’t take you down to the lake! 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
3094 As soon as I am done with the fourteen days of quarantine, I will take you to the river. 1.2619 0.06135 84 67 12 5
3095 What? Best I could do, kid. We’re on lockdown. 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
3096 I gotta get some new henchmen. 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
3097 Looks like you got caught with your pants on. 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
3098 I'm worried I won't be as productive working from home. 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
3099 Of all the bathtub gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, he walks into mine. 1.2619 0.05388 84 64 18 2
3100 Testing the waters, I see. 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
3101 I guess this will teach your neighbor downstairs a lesson! 1.2619 0.05388 84 64 18 2
3102 If we tossed you overboard you'd wish for death. Seeing the repair bill for this will make you wish you were never born. 1.2619 0.06364 84 68 10 6
3103 I'll also be keeping a six-foot distance. 1.2619 0.06135 84 67 12 5
3104 Look fella, I don’t make the rules. The boss said that river drownings are banned by the EPA. 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
3105 Again, I am sorry I didn't let you take your shoes off first. I had no idea they were a birthday present. 1.2619 0.06135 84 67 12 5
3106 The boys at the RNC send you their warmest regards. So when youse electors meet in December... 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
3107 Either you tell me now or i'm throwing in the fishes! 1.2619 0.05388 84 64 18 2
3108 Rub a dub dub one man in a tub" ain't no last woids. Say somethin' nice about yer mudder, Wiseguy" 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
3109 I'm not letting you go until you come clean. 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
3110 She tortured you because you secretly voted Republican? 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
3111 Waterboarding, the wrong way! 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
3112 Now it's your turn to come clean." 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
3113 De Blasio closed Canarsie Pier, so we're gonna have to do it this way. 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
3114 ...and it ain't gonna' stop until you agree not to certify the Michigan election results. 1.2619 0.06364 84 68 10 6
3115 Are you trying to get my attention? 1.2619 0.06135 84 67 12 5
3116 Boss says we gotta start bein' more 'eco-friendly'. Personally, I prefer 'old school' 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
3117 Rinse the conditioner out, then come clean. 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
3118 I’m usually into role playing too, but your kink weirds me out. 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
3119 Workin' from home sure ain't helping productivity. 1.2619 0.05388 84 64 18 2
3120 I’m gonna ask ya one more time, “Where’d ya hide the ballots?” 1.2619 0.06364 84 68 10 6
3121 Last chance Curly, which of you student buddies put the shower curtain outside the tub? 1.2619 0.05388 84 64 18 2
3122 I was supposed to dump you in the river but with shelter in place and curfew orders this will have to do. 1.2619 0.05388 84 64 18 2
3123 Hey Charlie, this is what happens when you try to buy more than 2 packages of toilet paper" 1.2619 0.05388 84 64 18 2
3124 You think its bad now, wait til the hot water runs out. 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
3125 Hey, Hoffa! Summer break’s over. Gotta put you back in the stadium. 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
3126 The boss says no shower gel. 1.2619 0.06135 84 67 12 5
3127 JUST BE GLAD WE'RE NOT OUT ON THE EAST RIVER! 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
3128 Yeah, Boss has been recently been concerned about ocean pollution, so we do this low-flow shower head thing now. 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
3129 I'm afraid of those geese down by the river. 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
3130 Tonight, Melvyn, you'll be sleeping with the rubber duckies. 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
3131 Certainly, I can add bath salts. Do you prefer lavender or eucalyptus? 1.2619 0.05388 84 64 18 2
3132 Consider this dippin' your toes in the pool. 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
3133 Believe me, it cudda been a lot worse. 1.2619 0.05388 84 67 14 3
3134 As soon as curfew lifts you’re really going to visit the fishes 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
3135 Bridgegate,Smidgegate....nobody likes a snitch. 1.2619 0.05388 84 64 18 2
3136 Listen, my buddy ain't as nice as me, start talkin' or he'll start flushin'. 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
3137 come clean or we'll turn on the harp music... 1.2619 0.05115 84 63 20 1
3138 It's cement bath slippers for you Rocco! There's no other way we can deal with rats like you here in Kansas, capiche? 1.2619 0.06135 84 67 12 5
3139 Let's consider this a stay-in-place dress rehearsal! 1.2619 0.05388 84 64 18 2
3140 Idiots, I said I wanted him in the Hudson river not appartments. 1.2619 0.05388 84 64 18 2
3141 If you're not too tired up, touch your knee caps 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
3142 Can you remove my glasses so it does not fog. 1.2619 0.05388 84 64 18 2
3143 It's important to try new things. Keeps the creative juices alive. And, in this case, you as well. 1.2619 0.06364 84 68 10 6
3144 Consider yourself lucky, kid. In the old days, coming clean took on a totally different meaning. 1.2619 0.06135 84 67 12 5
3145 My colleagues prefer the East river but I think that this is much more refined 1.2619 0.06135 84 67 12 5
3146 Give it up or you'll be sleeping with the rubber duckies. 1.2619 0.06135 84 67 12 5
3147 So, you want to marry my Daughter and your an accountant. 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
3148 I got sick of doing all the dirty work. 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
3149 Your choice, you can come clean or go clean. 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
3150 What can I say, I care about keeping the oceans clean! 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
3151 Now I see why you couldn’t turn off the shower. 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
3152 you think that’s torture, you should see my water Bill! 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
3153 It is for your safety - There is COVID out there... 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
3154 Mueller to Guiliani: “You’re having a bad year, aren’t you? 1.2619 0.05388 84 64 18 2
3155 .....and Marvin don’t even think about singing! 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
3156 Uhh...I'll come back later. 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
3157 We’re all adapting to this new normal ... 1.2619 0.05115 84 63 20 1
3158 Sorry it’s taking so long kid, the lake I normally use was closed for quarantine 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
3159 It looks like we’ll have some “concrete” evidence in this case son. 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
3160 Hygiene is only for the weak? Now you will see! 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
3161 With the economy the way it is we've had to make some cutbacks. 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
3162 I used to be in charge of laundering the money, but I got demoted. 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
3163 So long, soakuh. 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
3164 Trump administration hires thugs to convince the country that he won. 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
3165 I’m working on my rage in therapy. 1.2619 0.06364 84 68 10 6
3166 Sleeping with the fishes? Ha! They’re in quarantine. 1.2619 0.05388 84 64 18 2
3167 Sorry, I must have the wrong address. 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
3168 Biden transition team 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
3169 We warned you what would happen if you didn’t clean up your act. 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
3170 With the world's rivers run dry, the Mafia was finally faced with confronting the consequences of Global Warming. 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
3171 Consider yourself.. audited! 1.2619 0.04826 84 62 22 0
3172 I’m at peace. Just PLEASE don’t blow dry my hair. 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
3173 Thought takin off your stupid hat would keep you from being found, eh Waldo 1.2619 0.05388 84 64 18 2
3174 It’d be so slow you might think its an hoax 1.2619 0.05388 84 64 18 2
3175 One shower a week John is all she’s askin...next time it’ll be in the Hudson. 1.2619 0.05388 84 64 18 2
3176 the east river is doing takeout only” @hpm86 @bmind1011 @patwarnin 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
3177 The mobster industry was really impacts by the lockdown. 1.2619 0.05388 84 64 18 2
3178 Look, I just want to steal your stuff, but I also want to make sure you don’t get any of my germs, I’m still waiting for my swab results 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
3179 Sorry kid, you know how it is. Economy and such. 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
3180 So we are in agreement, the election was rigged right?? 1.2619 0.05388 84 64 18 2
3181 You went out without a mask; So enjoy your alcoholic bath 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
3182 Is the water cold enough to rise above the smoke? 1.2619 0.05388 84 64 18 2
3183 As Marc peered out of the shower he wondered if he read the job description for “cement tester” wrong. 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
3184 Times are tough. I don't wanna get caught breaking quarantine. 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
3185 With the coronavirus and all, it’s tough to secure a boat rental. But you get my point, don’t you? 1.2584 0.06297 89 73 9 7
3186 When the boss enters our zoom meeting, you're not to mention anything about the public beach closures. 1.2584 0.05878 89 71 13 5
3187 Well,the public beaches are all closed and we couldn't do this over Zoom. 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
3188 You shouldn't have questioned my IQ. 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
3189 You’ll sing. 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
3190 I can only go as far as the Geneva Convention allows. 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
3191 Let's say, I was to turn off all the hot water, for example... 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
3192 We got a meetin and da boss says you gotta come clean. 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
3193 You may get a little pruney, but trust me. The sex later will be fantastic. 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
3194 This is as close as we can come to what it's like to work in the White House. You still want the job? 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
3195 we are trying out different styles of working and would love your feedback. 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
3196 This ‘stay at home’ thing is officially now annoying. 1.2561 0.05151 82 62 19 1
3197 Look, if you had agreed to try the dandruff shampoo, this unpleasantness could have been avoided. 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
3198 You’re lucky we need your software expertise. 1.2561 0.06211 82 66 11 5
3199 Are you sure you’re not carrying a wire? 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
3200 Just be happy ain't the police, they would sweat you. 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
3201 Covid, covid, covid! How can a man do his job these days! 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
3202 Admit it, you rigged the election for Biden 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
3203 You can kiss your security deposit goodbye, hot shot! 1.2561 0.05151 82 62 19 1
3204 They call me The Dumb Swede of Ikea Instructions. 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
3205 I hate to dampen your spirits, but there’s concrete evidence that I won’t be swimming with fishes any time soon 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
3206 You better come clean before Mr. Big gets here. 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
3207 Boss’s orders: no more dirty rats.” 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
3208 The boss is a climate change freak. He doesn't want to pollute the East River 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
3209 No more sleeping with the fishes...we’ve joined PETA. 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
3210 I know that you talked about a slow death but this is ridiculous! 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
3211 I don’t know...working from home is not as great as it sounds. 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
3212 At tub fitters, we don't wanna risk a slip and fall. 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
3213 Not sure if this is exactly right, but that's workin' for Ambiguous Tony. 1.2561 0.06449 82 67 9 6
3214 That's right, this is a high-pressure situation. 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
3215 Yes, you are next in line to cast your vote. 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
3216 We're quarantined. 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
3217 You are here because the river dried up! 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
3218 The boss said, “Make sure he dies real slow.” He left the rest up to me. 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
3219 You're lucky the Long Island Channel is shut down for the pandemic. 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
3220 Loansharking just hasn't been the same since all these stay at home restrictions. 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
3221 Gimme a break pal, it's my first day on the job. 1.2561 0.05151 82 62 19 1
3222 Temper change is not that big a thing. Believe me it has nothing to do with the climate. 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
3223 Due to the pandemic I can't take you to the docks, so we're stuck doin' it here. 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
3224 When you consider who's President, the way I'm killing you makes perfect sense. 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
3225 I don’t make the rules. You can’t go in the pool without a shower. 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
3226 The boys suggested a cold shower as a way to familiarize you with what was coming, after that. 1.2561 0.05151 82 62 19 1
3227 The redevelopment along the harbor has forced us to make some changes. 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
3228 Sorry, this is my first set of concrete shoes since I started working from home. 1.2561 0.06449 82 67 9 6
3229 I gotta pee. 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
3230 Cheer up, you’ll be etched in stone.” 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
3231 You're gonna have a big mess on you hands, and the water bill? Fuggetaboutit! 1.2561 0.06211 82 66 11 5
3232 At least they thought to plug the drain. 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
3233 Just so you know. This is about COVID. Nothing personal. 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
3234 Hey yuh 'ppreciate ya gettin' ready savin' me some time. gotta take my mutha to the hairdressa 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
3235 OK tough guy, where's the overflow valve 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
3236 Sorry pal, nobody's here to pull the plug. 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
3237 Consider yourself lucky , You could have been food for the fishes but Herman's Aquarium was closed 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
3238 Don’t make me bring out the shampoo and conditioner. 1.2561 0.04850 82 61 21 0
3239 There's a pandemic outside. Consider this a virtual punishment. 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
3240 Talk or I'll turn up the pressure. Where's the leak? 1.2561 0.05151 82 62 19 1
3241 Just know, this would have been a lot more intimidating if my landlord had addressed the complaints about low water pressure. 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
3242 Welcome to Escape Room 2.0 1.2561 0.04850 82 61 21 0
3243 I'm worried you're taking these murder mystery dinner parties a little too seriously, Ted. 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
3244 The super won't like it if water drips through the ceiling! 1.2561 0.06449 82 67 9 6
3245 I knows this ain't a great substitute. But dees days, we do what we needs to do... 1.2561 0.06211 82 66 11 5
3246 Don't look at me! OSHA requires employers to provide training to workers who face hazards on the job. 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
3247 Sure, I got no problem with conditioner. Honey suckle or sandalwood? 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
3248 Next time it will be cement instead of ice. 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
3249 Good. Now let's do planks. 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
3250 You get the idea. 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
3251 You get the gist. 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
3252 I told the boss that your feet are in the cement and you're in water over your head. So when you get out, you better sneak off to another country or we'll both be done for. 1.2561 0.06449 82 67 9 6
3253 Look, you could make this easy on yourself and tell me where you hid my rubber duck. 1.2561 0.04529 82 65 15 2
3254 They used to make you swim with the fishes, kid. 1.2561 0.05151 82 62 19 1
3255 Death by mildew for you, bud. 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
3256 The instructions called for a presoak to remove all traces. 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
3257 How's the temperature of the water? 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
3258 Just another creative workaround by an environmentalist mobster opposed to dumping bodies in the river. 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
3259 And I'm gonna stay here 'til ya come clean! 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
3260 Submit to a caption. 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
3261 Damn, forgot the concrete overcoat. 1.2561 0.06211 82 66 11 5
3262 Look at the bright side, at least you won't drown. 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
3263 I heard those things can kill ya'. 1.2561 0.06211 82 66 11 5
3264 Not sure why the Boss thinks they'll never find the body by fitting him with a pair of concrete shoes and putting him in water? 1.2561 0.06211 82 66 11 5
3265 The executioner is new to this job. 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
3266 You thought we would just toss you into the deep end without any preparation? 1.2561 0.05151 82 62 19 1
3267 Seriously, is it worth it to drown in an apartment full of water just so that you don't have to give me your Amazon Prime password? 1.2561 0.06211 82 66 11 5
3268 You’re gonna come clean...or else 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
3269 You'd better come clean or your next dousing will be in the East river 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
3270 I'm counting to three then flushing the toilet. 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
3271 Boss this robot ain't weatherproof 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
3272 Our apologies for the dry run, the boat's out for repairs! 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
3273 Next time, when I say come clean, you'll listen. 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
3274 Start talking or I'll really turn up the pressure. 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
3275 A reprieve from The Godfather?--Don't hold your breath! 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
3276 This is my mother-in- law's time share, you're tied up with dental floss and you're standing in a tub of Jello- Work with me here, for Pete's sake! 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
3277 You're just a kid, so you'll be swimming with the rubber duckies. 1.2561 0.05151 82 62 19 1
3278 You lucky. We like you. 1.2561 0.06449 82 67 9 6
3279 You're just not who I thought you were 1.2561 0.05151 82 62 19 1
3280 For the last time, what is Obama’s last name? 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
3281 My wife has Misophonia 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
3282 Cheney made this look easier 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
3283 Luca Brasi swims with the... rubber duckies. 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
3284 I think Giuliani meant the ocean. 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
3285 I decided to do things differently when I started working from home. Turns out, it really draws out the experience. 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
3286 Working from home has its perks. 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
3287 I see you still not ready to concede, huh? 1.2561 0.06449 82 67 9 6
3288 I told you to wear a mask! 1.2561 0.06211 82 66 11 5
3289 I thought he said ‘sleeping with the rubber duckies’ but now I’m not so sure. 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
3290 Mission Report: December 16 1991 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
3291 I’ll be right back, just need to turn the smoke alarm off 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
3292 Hitmen nowadays...no respect for work from home boundaries. 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
3293 Yeah, normally we'd throw you into the East River with cement overshoes, but COVID-19. 1.2561 0.06449 82 67 9 6
3294 its a triple step process... I take sanitation for serious.. 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
3295 listen punk, I know you think your electoral vote will be Joe, but the Don says otherwise, capeesh 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
3296 They said if I kept you here, we would be featured in a caption contest on social media by The New Yorker. The winning caption will appear in the December 7, 2019 issue of the magazine. But it’s currently November 19, 2020... and I’m not sure if the time machine they’ve been working on out there is fully functional yet. 1.2561 0.06211 82 66 11 5
3297 I said lament. 1.2561 0.05151 82 62 19 1
3298 wet work has a different meaning these days 1.2561 0.06449 82 67 9 6
3299 Try to hold your breath 1.2561 0.05151 82 62 19 1
3300 Ehh, We’re gonna need a bigger tub. 1.2561 0.05151 82 62 19 1
3301 We all have to do our part to distance ourself 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
3302 Forget the security deposit, kid. Worry about the homeowners association 1.2561 0.05151 82 62 19 1
3303 Uh...I’ll come back. 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
3304 I hope you have renter's insurance 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
3305 The pier was closed due to social distancing restrictions. What's a fella to do? Hey, look on the brightside at least you'll be clean, Hoffa we all knew he was dirty. 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
3306 with covid-19 safety protocols we care about our costumers 1.2561 0.05151 82 62 19 1
3307 The last four years has led you to this, kid? 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
3308 Ordinarily you’d be sleeping with the fishes, but until the stay at home order is lifted this will have to do. 1.2561 0.05151 82 62 19 1
3309 Bobby, this is what it’s gonna take to keep ya from grandma this Thanksgiving, huh? 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
3310 Well, always better than 2020 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
3311 Lucky you, next time I will know what a landlocked country is 1.2535 0.06254 71 56 12 3
3312 I tied you up in your shower. 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
3313 ''Hmm, there must be something wrong with my waterboarding technique" 1.2530 0.05098 83 63 19 1
3314 You’re not making this easy. 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
3315 Look on the bright side. You won’t have to worry about that outstanding debt, and your hair will be washed. 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
3316 Now you know what Brexit feels like. 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
3317 If you don't talk now, the tickle feather comes out next 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
3318 Soon you'll be sleeping with the rubber duckies. 1.2500 0.05186 80 61 18 1
3319 That’s one way to make someone quarantine. 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
3320 We needs to keep you moist for your journey to Marineland. 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
3321 The controversial 25 minute long climactic shot from the French film-noir classic: Narcissus the Narc. 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
3322 I dunno what’s the matter. My boss told me if I dumped you in the water you’d sink. 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
3323 You’re lucky you got Little Jimmy. He’s the new guy. 1.2500 0.04872 80 60 20 0
3324 You tick me off any more and there'll be no conditioner. 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
3325 I'm going to pretend I never saw this 1.2500 0.06485 72 58 10 4
3326 This doesn't seem like a big deal now but wait until the tide comes in. 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
3327 We’ve got a new whack from home policy. 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
3328 Houdini never requested aloe vera shampoo! 1.2500 0.04872 80 60 20 0
3329 It takes longer, but there's no dock fees 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
3330 What--you expected a flashy Mafia drop in THIS economy? 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
3331 Why are you wearing glasses in the shower? 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
3332 You underestimate the power of the damp side. 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
3333 They can’t see you sweat. 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
3334 OK, Mr. Candle Stick Maker, you know what happened to your two buddies--now TALK ! 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
3335 I hate dat i have ta do dis son, but yo' have start treatin' yo' mutha wit' the respect she deserves. 1.2500 0.05186 80 61 18 1
3336 Ain’t my idea. The EPA insists. 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
3337 I'm gonna ask you one last time, and after that my friend's coming in, and he ain't as nice as I am. So listen up: What's the story with "Emily In Paris"? Is it actually good, or is this all some sorta, y'know, joke to you guys? Would I like it? 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
3338 OK, wise guy. After the flood you'll lose this rent controlled apartment, so you better spill. 1.2500 0.05186 80 61 18 1
3339 Lucky for you we have a tankless hot water heater. 1.2500 0.04872 80 60 20 0
3340 I'm starting to think it was a bad idea to re-boot Jaws during a pandemic. 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
3341 Pictured above is a situation where a mob from a city in a landlocked state wants someone to "Sleep with the fishes." 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
3342 It’s shower curtains for you, Mugsy. Understand? Shower curtains. 1.2500 0.04872 80 60 20 0
3343 Wanna buy a duck? 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
3344 Sorry, it's the quarantine. 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
3345 I forgot my mask. This’ll have to do. 1.2500 0.05186 80 61 18 1
3346 If only I hadn't dropped out of school before 10th grade physics and geometry 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
3347 New government health regulations, whaddyagonna do? 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
3348 And if you keep it up, you’re gonna meet my friend, Nerf Gun 5000. 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
3349 That's just a preview; the shower is extra. 1.2500 0.06536 80 66 8 6
3350 Practicing won't help. 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
3351 Yeah, well this is how you learn your lesson while observing the social distancing recommendations. We're mobsters, not monsters! 1.2500 0.06536 80 66 8 6
3352 Talk or the rubber ducky eats lead. 1.2500 0.05186 80 61 18 1
3353 Yeah . And you aint gonna get no towel either! 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
3354 Oh Harold, you're always in hot water and you expect me to get you out of this one too? 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
3355 You'll die, all right, when you see next month's water bill. 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
3356 Now this is a warm up. 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
3357 And the next time you open your mouth, it's gonna be worse ... a lot worse! 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
3358 Looks like things are really heating up. Haha! Just kidding! I'll shoot you now. 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
3359 If this is the only way to get you to shower... 1.2500 0.06289 80 65 10 5
3360 Talk, talk !! Tell us where the money is, or we'll tell Alexa to start continuously playing the audio from Rudy Giuliani's post-election press conferences and court appearances !!! 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
3361 Look Mac......I got all night. You have to come clean eventually. 1.2500 0.04872 80 60 20 0
3362 Put out that cigarette! Aren’t you aware of the dangers of second hand smoke? 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
3363 Working from home has changed everything. 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
3364 With all the new environmental regulations, I gotta clean ya first 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
3365 Is the water warm enough for ya? 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
3366 Ya see? Trump was wrong about showers going drip drip. Next we test toilet flushes. 1.2500 0.06780 72 59 8 5
3367 Now you know how it was when I was your age. We’d walk to school uphill both ways, getting drenched in the rain. Since you have to stay home and I have to look after you...here’s your daily lesson, kid. 1.2500 0.06485 72 58 10 4
3368 Sorry but I have to leave you now. The neighbour just called. She is late and I have to feed her kittens. 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
3369 How'd you turn the water on? 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
3370 lockdowns are affecting all businesses. 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
3371 This is your fault really, I told you what would happen if I had to remind you to wash your hands again 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
3372 dont make me flush that toilet again, frank, if you dont tell me where those freakin diamonds are! 1.2500 0.06289 80 65 10 5
3373 When the ocean's not available... 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
3374 Hey bud, your at-home preview is up. That’ll be $9.99 a month for the full subscription. 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
3375 Right where I left him." 1.2500 0.05186 80 63 15 2
3376 Don't force me to leave you here till the vaccine is out. Now talk! 1.2500 0.04105 84 66 17 1
3377 This seems a tad tentative... 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
3378 I don't get this whole restorative justice bullshit. 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
3379 Well, have you figured out how to get rid of 45 yet? 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
3380 Did ya ever hear the joke about the midget and the plumber? 1.2469 0.05131 81 62 18 1
3381 My boss questions my execution. 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
3382 I'm not here to kink shame you, Martin, but these are getting more and more complicated. 1.2469 0.05131 81 62 18 1
3383 Tonight you're going to sleep with the rubber ducky 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
3384 How's the water pressure? 1.2468 0.05280 77 59 17 1
3385 ‘Something like that. 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
3386 So? Is there a plan B? 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
3387 Sorry, cutbacks 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
3388 You said you were a hydrologist. You said you'd sink to the bottom! 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
3389 With AOC's New Green Deal, the EPA fines for polluting the East River are breaking the Family - so the Don is insisting we use this new style of cement shoes. 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
3390 Let's see, ... Water; check. Cement; check. Rain; check. I done good. 1.2468 0.05280 77 59 17 1
3391 You wanna save yourself? Then come clean. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
3392 Sorry, son. You just csn 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
3393 This is your lucky day; my car’s in the shop. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
3394 Bang! You're wet! 1.2468 0.06445 77 63 9 5
3395 I appreciate the effort, son, but we don't have Take Your Kid to Work Day in my line of business. 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
3396 Water conservationists have but one weakness... 1.2468 0.05280 77 59 17 1
3397 This shouldn't take long. I followed the bosses' instructions to the letter. 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
3398 I hope this works. If not, I'm out of options. 1.2468 0.05280 77 59 17 1
3399 Don't make me turn on the bidet 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
3400 On a positive note, this be covered by your home owners and life insurance. 1.2468 0.05280 77 59 17 1
3401 You're staying there until you come clean. 1.2468 0.05280 77 59 17 1
3402 Welcome to Teamster Leader - our newest Disney experience! 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
3403 What's up? You're not Janet Leigh! 1.2468 0.05280 77 59 17 1
3404 Dont make me use the comfy chair. 1.2468 0.05280 77 59 17 1
3405 The boss's orders-have your feet in cement and make sure you're soaked from head to feet. 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
3406 Oh, it's not nearly as bad as water-boarding? Let's see how you feel in 3 days, tough guy. 1.2468 0.05280 77 59 17 1
3407 Last chance. You better come clean, or I'll pull out the plug. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
3408 It’s like I already told you: Rubber ducky! He’s the one! 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
3409 Now who is wet behind the ears? 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
3410 Seattle Water Torture is just as effective as its Chinese equivalent. What is the password, Mr. Gates? 1.2468 0.06445 77 63 9 5
3411 You’re in there until He’ll freezes over or until Trump concedes, whichever comes first! 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
3412 Don't worry, Joey's bringing the fishes. 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
3413 My family just wanted to make sure I took a shower before my Zoom meetings today. 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
3414 OK Archimedes, you think you're a wise guy, but hydrostatics won't solve bitcoin hacking. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
3415 You should be thanking me for cleaning you up. These fish you're gonna be sleeping with; they're the best in town! 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
3416 This was no accident 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
3417 Talk to me. Michigan and Georgia were assigned to you. We need those ballots. 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
3418 I get seasick 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
3419 I'm going to ask you one more time... was that dress blue or yellow? 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
3420 Is it too cold? 1.2468 0.05280 77 59 17 1
3421 I shoulda never friggin' moved to Wichita. 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
3422 I don't get it. Da boss says 'when da concrete is set, jus' take him someplace and drop him in da water. Let me know when he's dead. So dat's what I done and he' ain't dyin'! 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
3423 You're absolutely right kid, this Will help with your toe fungus! 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
3424 Johnny said to put ‘em in water 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
3425 Ok, tough guy, welcome to The Gangster Escape Room. If you ain’t free in an hour, I’ll come back and plug ya. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
3426 That'll teach you not to use all the hot water! 1.2468 0.05280 77 59 17 1
3427 Talk fast! 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
3428 Death wasn’t their prerogative just inconvenience 1.2468 0.05280 77 59 17 1
3429 Do you have a plan B? 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
3430 Some information about your kidnapping was leaked. 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
3431 Business is business, albeit with a few modifications in these uncertain times. 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
3432 This whole “work from home thing” just ain’t cutting’ it... 1.2468 0.05280 77 59 17 1
3433 Dammit, Caleb! You’re hogging all the hot water! 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
3434 I'll tell your people you're sleeping with the duckies. 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
3435 I know there's no fishes,but currently we all have to make sacrifices. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
3436 Close the shower curtain, would ya? I hate seeing you torture yourself like that. 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
3437 Weese jus wanna make sure yer shoes there is, like they say, waterproof. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
3438 I dunno whatcha doin"...but it's pissin me off! 1.2468 0.05280 77 59 17 1
3439 Well, Smarty Pants, is this a literal or figurative happening? 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
3440 My therapist would say it's my OCD. I say you're a stinking rat. 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
3441 He gotcha pretty good kid, but at least he didn’t take you to the cleaners. 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
3442 I'll be right back, I gotta go get the fishes 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
3443 You're right. It lacks both drama and intrique. 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
3444 It's after curfew, so this will have to do. 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
3445 Okay. Now hold your breath and count to a million. 1.2468 0.04945 77 58 19 0
3446 I suppose I could put a tarp down. 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
3447 We're almost out of milk. 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
3448 Prepare to be watered like a plant---until you die. 1.2468 0.05280 77 59 17 1
3449 Look buddy, this isn't your father's mafia. EPA regulations prohibit illegal dumping in the river. 1.2468 0.04945 77 58 19 0
3450 Gonna give dis thirty more minutes ta work. 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
3451 Ok, so maybe I didn't plan this out too good but you get the message don't you? 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
3452 Tell me where you put the April flowers, and I may let you go. 1.2468 0.05280 77 59 17 1
3453 I'll come back another time, you seem a bit tied up today! 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
3454 It’s death by a thousand drops. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
3455 Harold had a lot more to worry about than next month's water bill 1.2468 0.06445 77 63 9 5
3456 Think of it as an early warning system 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
3457 THIS IS SO YOU'LL GET ACCUSTOMED TO IT 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
3458 Okay,this bucket challenge has got WAY out of hand. 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
3459 We call it, 'naps with a ducky.' 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
3460 Look, the PPP Loan ran out so we have do this the easy way... 1.2468 0.05280 77 61 14 2
3461 So Agent 109, there’s no way to escape this time. But if you must know, here was my master plan to take over the world. 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
3462 I know it looks weird, but waterboarding ain’t PC no more so this is what we gotta do, capiche? 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
3463 This is what we call the Wim Hof special 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
3464 This is nothing, I went through 2020 1.2468 0.06445 77 63 9 5
3465 The Don likes to take his time 1.2468 0.05280 77 59 17 1
3466 Interns! I said, swim with the fishes. Not the shower! 1.2468 0.05280 77 59 17 1
3467 Barry struggled to comprehend Jim's perseverance... He had followed all of the steps Boss had outlined. 1.2468 0.06705 77 64 7 6
3468 I had already bought all the materials, but then the Boss told me to just give you a scare. 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
3469 The harbor is closed, so I work from home now, see 1.2468 0.06445 77 63 9 5
3470 Governments: Work from home Mafia bosses: 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
3471 You deserve every drop of the water you are getting 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
3472 Repeat after me: I'm singin' in the rain Just singin' in the rain...God I miss Broadway! 1.2468 0.05280 77 59 17 1
3473 Don't worry, kid. Thanks to virtual learning, they'll never even miss you at college. 1.2468 0.06445 77 63 9 5
3474 So you still think you can get away without showering just cause the boss ain't around much? 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
3475 Sorry, Paul. Some life cycles involve a rinse cycle. 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
3476 Do to pandemic measures tortures now take place at home 1.2468 0.05280 77 59 17 1
3477 Toilet seat down, Bob, toilet seat down. She just couldn’t take it anymore.” 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
3478 Helen, he's ready. Dump the piranhas in the tub. 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
3479 Damn, you're not the dirty rat. 1.2436 0.05531 78 61 15 2
3480 Now do you believe me? And you don't have to flush the toilet 15 times either. 1.2436 0.06103 78 63 11 4
3481 I told youse. Curfew’s at ten. 1.2436 0.05531 78 61 15 2
3482 Vinnie tries hard but he never grasped junior high physics. 1.2436 0.05531 78 61 15 2
3483 I'm not fooling around McDowney, where do you keep your supply of extra toilet paper? 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
3484 I'll bet you think I'm stupid. 1.2436 0.06103 78 63 11 4
3485 Ya know, Gary, times are tough, but you always seem to keep me afloat. 1.2436 0.06103 78 63 11 4
3486 'We're cleaning up all loose ends.' 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3487 OK, tough guy, but sooner or later your glasses are gonna fog up, and then you'll change your tune! 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3488 Jerry stared at the hired goon in disbelief. "Is this shit-piece actually kink-shaming me?" Harold thought. "I paid good money..." 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
3489 You either TALK ... or else I'll use shampoo and conditioner separately. 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
3490 With the COVID curfews, we can't get you to the river. 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
3491 Time to bathe with the duckies. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3492 We’re cutting back on everything because of the pandemic! 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
3493 I told the boss that cement flip flops would not be a motivator. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3494 Folks in 1A were evicted last month. 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
3495 Start talkin' or I'll flush you down the toilet. 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
3496 I'm not happy either. The virus curfew has messed up the original plan. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3497 What size shoes do you wear? 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
3498 Normally we would take you down to the pier and throw you in there, but ... you know ...budget cuts 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3499 We had to improvise since we are not a river town. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3500 What do you mean I've gone soft? 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3501 You best be glad we’re in lockdown. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3502 Youse ready to come clean? 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
3503 They'll never catch me. I'll be outta here before the downstairs neighbors call the cops. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3504 After all his efforts to put the guy in the tub, Al was loathe to admit his miscalculation. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3505 Cleanliness is next to godliness. 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
3506 We're not allowed to drive you to the East River on account of the Mayor's "Coronavirus Pandemic" Curfew 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3507 It's just a harmless kink. 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
3508 I wanted to be a mob accountant like you, but I didn't have the aptitude for it. 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
3509 ...this week’s cartoon, by Ellis Rosen, will appear online November 30th and in the December 7, 2019, issue....” What?? 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3510 Do you think this is bad,? wait untill you hear from the apartamnent downstairs 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3511 Tell me again the real reason you want to marry my daughter. And you can skip the “because I love her” nonsense. 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
3512 You're lucky my car is in da shop or else I'd be drive'n ya ova to da river. 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
3513 We’re all making adjustments and working from home. Now, lay down if you would. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3514 This isn't working. Maybe they should have told me to strip you first. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3515 I gonna kill ya slow. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3516 You won’t last long under this kind of water pressure 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3517 From now on, when I tell you to take a shower, I expect you to take a shower. Understand? 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
3518 My water bill now far exceeds what I owe you. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3519 Catching up with the stoolie in New Mexico, Tommy had to improvise. 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
3520 You was right, smart boy. It ain't gonna work. You got a toaster? 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3521 Who farted? 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3522 Next time, you speak to the likes of me with respect, you hear? 1.2400 0.06532 75 62 8 5
3523 Sorry, but Mr. Gotti told me to make you come clean. 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
3524 You’re gonna sleep with the rubber duckies tonight! 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3525 Just beta testing, kid. 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
3526 Sorry, my wife has the car tonight. 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
3527 I'm just trying to keep my skills sharp. 1.2400 0.06532 75 62 8 5
3528 It takes a little time for the water to warm up. 1.2400 0.04780 75 59 15 1
3529 The seawater damages your hair-- I'm not a monster. 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
3530 The boss says the boat was repossessed. 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
3531 Ok wise guy come clean or it’s curtains for you 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
3532 It's better than the alternative. 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
3533 For the last time: working from home is no excuse to stop showering. 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
3534 Who put the overalls in Mrs. Spinelli's minestrone? 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
3535 Whaddaya think I'm some sorta psycho? 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
3536 The good news is ... you're on a cruise ship. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3537 We have ways of making you melt! 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
3538 Salt water does a number on my skin 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3539 These guys would screw up a wet dream. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3540 Lucky for you it's a low-flow. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3541 Just hold tight. I'll be back in a half hour with the fishes! 1.2400 0.04965 75 57 18 0
3542 Grover Norquist sends his regards. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3543 Actually, we're hoping the overspill will be taken as a subliminal warning by the guy in the apartment below yours. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3544 Why the shower? It just makes me warmer. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3545 Talk or you'll be swimming with the rubber ducks. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3546 This will have to do until we're out from under lockdown and travel restrictions. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3547 What can I tell ya, Louie? Everybody's gotta deal with budget cuts these days. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3548 Consider this a wet run of what’s to come! 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
3549 The boss said I ain’t no essential worker; now I work from home. 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
3550 The shower is per EPA, NOAA and OSHA disposal requirements. The second-hand-smoke-free statute is state jurisdiction…good luck with that. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3551 And if you even try to escape,it's curtains!! 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
3552 Give up your informant, mug. Or you’ll be sleeping with the duckies. 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
3553 Sorry for the change of plans, but the boss suddenly needed a huge drain plug. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3554 We are downsizing, but I still am old-school at heart. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3555 Alright, I'm not messing' around anymore. Where'd ya hide the boss' ballots 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3556 A last cigarette won't work, son. 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
3557 Look, we’re all trying our best these days, and our best might not be perfect. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3558 I know you don’t, but I miss the old days... 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3559 This is what happens when you say there’s a leak in my boss’s restaurant. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3560 Yeah, I know. Just stand still and don't worry. If this doesn't work, we will do an orderly transition, promise! 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3561 Don’t look at me like that, Brad. I don’t like working from home either. 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
3562 Better safe than sorry 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3563 The Don said to work from home for the time being...🤷‍♂️ 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3564 Seriously, you said 5 more minutes 4 hours ago. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3565 This job used to be much easier 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3566 You should always break in a new pair of concrete shoes at home before wearing them out 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3567 He went out without a mask, he must pay 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
3568 Room in there for two? 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
3569 Frank, you can’t keep picking every character for murder mystery night. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3570 Is the pressure starting to get to you? 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
3571 You wanna glass of water before we start talking ? 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3572 Trickle down economics; the water trickles till you pay me 1.2400 0.06532 75 62 8 5
3573 Now I just need to prove he died before voting 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3574 Houdini huh?... 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
3575 Something doesn’t seem right? I did the cement, I did the rope, I left him alive, what gives? 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3576 You smell really good. I need you to take more showers 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
3577 Boss says its a new era of compromise and meeting people half way so lets call this a win/win 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3578 See I told you this silicone spray makes your whole body completely resistant to droplets. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3579 My orders were to toss you in the Hudson but I really don’t want to be alone during the next lockdown. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3580 Executor coming to pick up the last thing i didn't sell before eviction. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3581 Sorry kid. Since the pandemic, well, you know. Haven’t had company in awhile. You hungry? 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3582 Tie him up,check. Cement shoes,check. Place him in water, check. Why’s the boss upset? 1.2388 0.05663 67 52 14 1
3583 The Zoom boss says it’s safer this way. 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
3584 A 5-star rating at checkout would be greatly appreciated." 1.2381 0.05115 84 68 13 3
3585 This is your last chance. Talk or else we'll break your glasses next! 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
3586 Let this be a lesson to you. 1.2368 0.04909 76 58 18 0
3587 Son, I don't want you to follow in my footsteps. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
3588 Okay, start talking or I turn the hot water off and freeze your ass 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
3589 Why did I trust that he understood wet cement? 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
3590 I hope you understand- Mr. Black was OK with me working from home for this job. 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
3591 ...and don't get your hopes up...cement don't float 1.2368 0.04909 76 58 18 0
3592 Now you sit there and think for a bit. Argue with yourself even. I’ll be back. 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
3593 These new restrictions on waterboarding are a pain. 1.2329 0.04981 73 56 17 0
3594 That'll send a message to anybody who questions the boss' bathroom remodeling plans 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
3595 It's too late to pay up. Now you sleep with the rubber duckies. 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
3596 When your water bill becomes especially painful, you'll find that it pays to talk. 1.2329 0.06327 73 60 9 4
3597 You're gonna be swimming the the rubber duckies, you hear? 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
3598 I have thalassophobia kid, so deal with it. 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
3599 Bet you were expecting me to tell you to come clean. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
3600 I don’t know what kind of “Psycho “ you think I am...but it would have been a helluva lot quicker to let you sing with the fishes in the east river! 1.2329 0.06327 73 60 9 4
3601 I believe it was Tolstoy who said “True life is lived when little changes occur.” 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
3602 Shame the EPA won't let us dump human waste in the rivers no more. 1.2329 0.06327 73 60 9 4
3603 Ice cold water or restraints? I couldn’t decide. 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
3604 We call it sleeping with the goldfishes. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
3605 We've got dirt on your family too, so I suggest you start talkin'. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
3606 Tell us your passcode or we’ll have to take this OUTSIDE. 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
3607 Your feet aren't gettin' outta this alive, kid! 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
3608 It'd be a shame if your insurance didn't cover damage to the linoleum 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
3609 We heard you were related to Houdini. 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
3610 This is only temporary till the traffic on the bridge clears up. 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
3611 This is our new virtual whack from home method 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
3612 This combination shower head and heat lamp is just the start of our innovative interrogation program... so talk! 1.2329 0.06327 73 60 9 4
3613 Y'know anything by Sondheim? 1.2329 0.04981 73 56 17 0
3614 Ya know, even the mob has a budget. Boat rentals ain’t cheap. 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
3615 As you can see, I’ve been making progress in my anger management classes. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
3616 I’m furloughed and I appreciate the work helping you orchestrate your suicide, but I have to tell you I think this setup has as much chance of drowning you as Trump does of flipping the election. It’s logically impossible. 1.2329 0.06327 73 60 9 4
3617 I looked for a shower curtain with fishes but couldn't find one. I hope you don't mind. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
3618 I'll come back in a few day's and see how thing's are going and then we'll go to old orchard beach and cut the rope's O.K?? 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
3619 No, a sinking feeling is not normal. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
3620 Budget cuts,am I right? 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
3621 I'll be back in ten minutes. I gotta go get fish. 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
3622 Sorry, but my orders wuz to drown you deep state guys in da bathtub. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
3623 Eric Trump you dumbass! You're just as stupid as your father. 1.2329 0.04981 73 56 17 0
3624 You ready to talk,or do I have to go turn on both the washing machine AND the dishwasher? 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
3625 Still believe Trump won the election. 1.2329 0.04981 73 56 17 0
3626 Sir, what type of obsessions do you partake in? 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
3627 Da' whole world's been searchin' for you for over thirty years Mr. Waldo and I'm gonna make sure you don't escape dis time, capeesh? 1.2329 0.06327 73 60 9 4
3628 So is this in addition to my SAT scores? 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
3629 Shoot...I expected you to be smaller. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
3630 Yeah, well, COVID guidelines, ya know? Not enough social distancin' in the East River. 1.2329 0.04981 73 56 17 0
3631 Let me know if that water is too hot 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
3632 Last chance to come clean. Who left the gun and took the cannolis? 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
3633 Let's see how tough you are when the hot water runs out 1.2329 0.04981 73 56 17 0
3634 We will never follow the science. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
3635 You know it's silly to shower with your glasses on. 1.2329 0.04981 73 56 17 0
3636 If this don’t work, we got a ten gallon aquarium so you can swim with the fishes. 1.2329 0.04583 73 57 16 0
3637 [B= F2-F1 ] I've done the math, buoyancy is a fickle mistress 1.2329 0.06327 73 60 9 4
3638 It is 2020 - we have to improvise. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
3639 You're still not coming clean. Next we go for the bubbles! 1.2329 0.04981 73 56 17 0
3640 Don’t make me do this the hard water way! 1.2329 0.04981 73 56 17 0
3641 Being a mafia boss is a lot harder in quarantine 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
3642 You ain't kidding. This quarantine ain't making my life any easier either. 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
3643 This is what they taught you at magic camp? 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
3644 We don’t want a visit from Mrs. Billings in 3R, now do we? 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
3645 Since you're tied up, do you want me to adjust the shower temperature? 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
3646 Talk or I let that tub overflow and you'll regret the mildew in this bathroom for the rest of your miserable, allergy prone life. 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
3647 The instructions on the bag said to keep the cement wet for 24 hours. 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
3648 You do this for a living? 1.2329 0.06327 73 60 9 4
3649 OK, I'll admit that the bucket isn't doing much. 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
3650 OK, now sing . . . or tonight you swim with the rubber duckies! 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
3651 Budget cuts, y’know? 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
3652 We are just trying to keep the Democrats from trying to intimidate you. 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
3653 The boss says work from home, so help me out here, will ya? 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
3654 You think this is torture, just wait until I flush the toilet. 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
3655 The boss is trying to be more environmentally friendly, what with everything else being dumped in the water. Good thing we're not in a drought." Dustin Jacobs - Los Angeles, C 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
3656 You'll do just fine when it's time for the real thing 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
3657 That will teach you to vote Democrat. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
3658 It's just for two weeks. I'm in a high risk category. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
3659 So you're saying I should grab some lunch and check back later? 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
3660 Next time you will remember to wear a face mask outside. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
3661 ‘Sleeps with the duckies’ just sounds nicer. 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
3662 Come clean, four eyes! Is this a metaphor or the real McCoy?” 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
3663 I call this 'sleeping with the rubber duckies.' 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
3664 That'll teach you to cross the Polish mafia 1.2329 0.06327 73 60 9 4
3665 Just wait until we run out of hot water. 1.2329 0.04981 73 56 17 0
3666 The HR department sent us a memo standardizing our procedures. 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
3667 season 7 of schitt’s creek is steamy, Smokey and working from home 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
3668 Working from home is challenging but we all have to do our part. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
3669 nah mack, same outcome. It just takes longer. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
3670 Working from home has been easier in some industries than others, you know. 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
3671 We switched to showerboarding after they outlawed 36 hours on Zoom 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
3672 I'm not even going to ask 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
3673 sometimes my partner calls in sick 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
3674 Sorry, kid. This is typically the point where I’d waterboard you, but I just don’t have it in me. This pandemic has really taken a toll on my mental health. 1.2329 0.06327 73 60 9 4
3675 I told ya you'd be sleeping with the rubber duckys. 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
3676 Oops! You’ve caught me in the middle of my 2020 survival practice. 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
3677 Even if ya COULD scrub, that’s soft-water, so’s ya hairs and skin won’t evah stop feelin’ all soapy... 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
3678 Listen, no one gets hurt if you answer my question. Now - who lives under a pineapple under the sea? 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
3679 we read the study about all the pollution in the east river. We hope this makes for a more pleasant experience. 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
3680 Gotta be honest, it’s my first time at this. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
3681 That'll teach you to mess with the Trump organization 1.2329 0.06327 73 60 9 4
3682 It’s only an empty threat. You’ll be fine. 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
3683 I’ve come from the future to let you know that you’ll fail at this too 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
3684 Climate change has affected all of us 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
3685 The cartoonist almost threw this one away, coz he couldn't come up with any caption. 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
3686 Now I know. Put the cement shoes on AFTER you bring him to the pier 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
3687 ‘You should have left the cannoli’ 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
3688 Don’t worry, like magic the water will disappear 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
3689 You've got a hot head and cold feet, Bob, and I don't like either of 'em. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
3690 I’m going to run you a shower you can’t refuse 1.2329 0.06327 73 60 9 4
3691 That’s what you get for sneezing 1.2329 0.06327 73 60 9 4
3692 So, you agree to wear a mask in our next robbery? 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
3693 We re-financed yer mortgage wit' a sub-prime - you'll be underwater soon enough. 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
3694 I'm at the scene--looks like a small-time operation to me. 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
3695 Time to sleep with the rubber duckies, kid. 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
3696 The crew in Flint said that this would work 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
3697 You don't like fishes, or swimming wit' dem. Dis is...shall we say, a compromise. 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
3698 It’s too dangerous out there, so this is the way we gotta do it now 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
3699 It's shower curtains for you. 1.2254 0.06406 71 59 8 4
3700 We lost the instructions for waterboarding so this is the best we can do. 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
3701 'Swim with the fishes' is just an expression we use. You won't be doing any actual swimming. 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
3702 It's just until the curfew is lifted. 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
3703 Big Louie told me you're one of these passive aggressive punks. 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
3704 This is taking longer than I thought. 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
3705 It's time to sleep with the rubber duckies. 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
3706 before waterboarding was popular 1.2254 0.06406 71 59 8 4
3707 We still follow orders, but the boss is getting senile. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
3708 Okay, wise guy; it ain’t the East River but you’re still gonna talk! 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
3709 You's gonna sleep with the duckies. 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
3710 Tonight you sleep with the plastic fishes. 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
3711 I added essential oils to help you sink into the bath. 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
3712 You thought you could steal the Boss's hubcaps and nothing would happen to you?" 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
3713 You're lucky there's a 'stay at home' order in place. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
3714 Doing my job is tough in quarantine 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
3715 This is how we deal with dirty rats! 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
3716 You shoulda got the shower pressure fixed when I asked politely. 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
3717 Rook to Queen's 4. It's your move. 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
3718 You’re lucky the boss practices compassionate conservatism. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
3719 Alright,so the check was in the mail. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
3720 Oh tough guy eh? Better spill the beans. Eventually, those cement shoes are gonna get the better of you. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
3721 Just tell me what I want to know and shut up about being squeaky clean. 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
3722 The water pressure's not what it used to be, but you still better pay up. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
3723 Mamma watches too many movies. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
3724 You know, Detective, I really don't see what all the fuss is about. 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
3725 ATT''L Teach you, Not to touch my Daughter! 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
3726 Are you the true Aquaman behind the glasses? We´ll see it soon... 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
3727 Don't look at me like that, I don't like working from home either. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
3728 Eh, I don't think "sleeps with the rubber ducks" has quite the same ring to it. 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
3729 Please don't tell The Don that I screwed up my first hit! 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
3730 Let mr guess. Aquarius, Right? 1.2254 0.04994 71 55 16 0
3731 Next time, son, it's the Hudson. 1.2254 0.06406 71 59 8 4
3732 Maybe now you’ll remember we don’t file taxes in this house. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
3733 I don't know, why don't chickens wear underwear? 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
3734 With these shelter-in-place orders, we are really having to be imaginative to stay in business. 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
3735 If you know how to get away with laundering, prove it. 1.2254 0.06406 71 59 8 4
3736 Got a light? 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
3737 Jesus Christ. That's Jason Bourne. 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
3738 Sorry, I didn’t know you were in there... I’ll just wait outside. 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
3739 It's a Sicilian message, Waldo. It means Junior Brasi better do the dishes. 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
3740 We’ve got ways of making you shower. 1.2254 0.04994 71 55 16 0
3741 When da boss said he wanted Mexican chocolate, he meant Ibarra, not Abuelita. But you knew that. 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
3742 Sorry Bud, you asked for privacy, not for a non smoking room 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
3743 Come clean Lefty!! 1.2254 0.04994 71 55 16 0
3744 If you won’t talk to me, maybe you’ll talk to my Swedish friend, Mr. Loofah. 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
3745 This way works better for both of us. The cops will find you alive, but your wife won't be able to demand a refund. 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
3746 Don't panic - your feet are encased in cork 1.2254 0.04994 71 55 16 0
3747 You ready to swim with the rubber duckies, kid? 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
3748 This will take longer, but at least everyone will be safe. 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
3749 The boss will tell me which underwater background to use on Zoom. It's kinda become his thing. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
3750 That tub's not getting any shallower, buddy! Now tell me where you hid those Trump votes or democracy gets it! 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
3751 It's the 'rona. We all gotta change our habits. 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
3752 All Newbies go through the same training. Some make it, some don't. 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
3753 I’m improvising. Not enough gas to drive to the ocean 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
3754 You broke quarantine for the last time! 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
3755 You definitely missed a critical part of the Boss's lesson. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
3756 You're about to be showering with the fishies. 1.2254 0.06406 71 59 8 4
3757 The Boss says to add my own creative spin on the job. Jessica Meth, Larchmont, NY 1.2254 0.04994 71 55 16 0
3758 So, did you get me a loofah? 1.2254 0.04994 71 55 16 0
3759 I didn't have a choice. Those Green New Deal rules and regs tied my hands...and yours. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
3760 I'm not going to question why you would do this to yourself, but how you managed to put yourself in this situation. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
3761 Oh, you'll come clean. 1.2254 0.04994 71 55 16 0
3762 Shower him with cement shoes doesn’t seem to be very final! 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
3763 I'm an environmentalist. 1.2254 0.06406 71 59 8 4
3764 You're lucky my doctor said I have to quarantine at home. 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
3765 Autumn Winter Ransom-Wear 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
3766 That oughta keep ya, Mr Houdini. 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
3767 I feel a storm brewing... 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
3768 If I stop smoking I'll get a headache, trust me, you don't wanna see me with a headache. 1.2254 0.06406 71 59 8 4
3769 come clean or kick the bucket punk 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
3770 Ready to talk now, or when the water bill arrives...? 1.2254 0.04994 71 55 16 0
3771 This is what happens when they outlaw waterboarding. 1.2254 0.04994 71 55 16 0
3772 I really don't care what your excuse is, the rent is still due. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
3773 Ok, fine. So maybe you won't "drown," but eventually the tub will fill up! and you'll crash through the floor! and you'll land in your neighbor's apartment! and SHE'LL kill you! HAHAHAHA 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
3774 I'd say next time wear a mask, but hey. 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
3775 Well, it is probable that I will soon be waterlogged, but it does not appear that he has quite figured out the logistics of drowning. 1.2254 0.06406 71 59 8 4
3776 Mental note: don’t ask the intern... 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
3777 The tenants in the apartment below here are going to kill you. 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
3778 It's gonna be curtains for you. You're gonna sleep with the rubber duckies. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
3779 This is what happens when you going around saying The Crown ain't the best show on television! 1.2254 0.06713 71 60 6 5
3780 Sorry it's taking so long, we had to go with our back-up plan because of the virus.. 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
3781 In the plus column, no more hiccups. 1.2254 0.06713 71 60 6 5
3782 Listen Einstein, either you give me the COVID vaccine or it's curtains. I ain't talking about no shower curtains, if you know what I mean. 1.2254 0.06406 71 59 8 4
3783 The EPA says you can’t sleep with the fish, but you’re going to get one hell of a pruning. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
3784 You're gonna be swimming with the fishes, Waldo! Let's see if you fans can find you there! 1.2254 0.06406 71 59 8 4
3785 Bugsy don't like the way ya smell, see, soap under the arms, see, Bugsy want's ya smelling like a rose, see, ya dirty rat 1.2254 0.04994 71 55 16 0
3786 You think this is bad? 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
3787 Who’s to know, Mr. Hoffa! Thanks for the $$$! 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
3788 SCIENCE CAN'T HELP YOU NOW!!!!! 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
3789 Lucky f'you I got put on this hit on an alternate side day. 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
3790 So, what’s the the WIFI password? 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
3791 Bring me da hair dryer! 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
3792 This is our quarantine protocol. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
3793 We’re done when you admit wide spread voter fraud 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
3794 You say you already heard that one?? Next time he tells it...you laugh! 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
3795 Talk or you’ll be sorry. How did you rig this election? 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
3796 I'll check the weather outside 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
3797 So, when are you going to come clean with us? 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
3798 Did she say yes? 1.2254 0.04994 71 55 16 0
3799 And when it floods the family downstairs you know nothing. 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
3800 Don't worry, I'm going to make it a clean kill. 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
3801 Well, looks like I won't be able to afford my water bill this month 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
3802 You better start talking quick or you can forget about those fragrant bath salts. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
3803 This is my last attempt to make you come clean. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
3804 Working from home just ain’t the same 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
3805 ¨Hang on to your horses, my friend..we´re just trying to figure out how to get you to the boat.¨ 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
3806 Alexa, play "Pennies From Heaven". 1.2254 0.06406 71 59 8 4
3807 This was a lot easier before the OSHA regulations. 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
3808 Hey, your Uber is here... 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
3809 This is going to be a clean job! 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
3810 Just be thankful we didn't throw you into a filthy, polluted river! 1.2254 0.04994 71 55 16 0
3811 just checkin, these are supposed to be waterproof cement boots. 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
3812 Herb, you're going to die, but you're going to die slowly. 1.2254 0.04994 71 55 16 0
3813 OK, so talk, or t'ree guesses where yuz goin' next; an de foist two don't count. 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
3814 Man in tub: "You're no Alfred Hitchcock" Man in hat: "And you're no Janet Leigh." 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
3815 It’s not our typical bathroom remodeling job, but yeah, my boys can do it. 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
3816 Well sir, it looks like they really cleaned you out 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
3817 Like I said, we can either do this the easy way, or the hard water way. 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
3818 This is just a practice session. 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
3819 If you don’t start talking I’m gonna rub shampoo in your eyes! 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
3820 Sorry I'm kinda new at this 1.2254 0.04994 71 55 16 0
3821 We’re running on a tight budget this year. 1.2254 0.04994 71 55 16 0
3822 And don't let it overflow, I hate mopping floors. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
3823 Look I've told you already - I don't know why it keeps turning yellow. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
3824 Where”d you get those anti-fog glasses? 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
3825 OK, sweetie, have fun with the, uh...livestream. I’ll be home around eight. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
3826 I subbed out this job; big mistake. 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
3827 I've got a question for youz. What's a bitcoin? 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
3828 I learned the ropes at Guantanamo 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
3829 At least pass me the soap. 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
3830 It ain't exactly sleeping with da fishes. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
3831 Its curtains, Kid! 1.2254 0.04994 71 55 16 0
3832 This’ll teach you for putting the squeeze on the rubber duckie. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
3833 Sorry, the Governor has issued a 'stay at home' order. 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
3834 Alright Houdini. Try to get outta this one 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
3835 The ocean is polluted enough 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
3836 WELL, AT LEAST YOU WON'T DROWN 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
3837 Ready to sleep with the rubber duckies? 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
3838 So heahs da ting. Da boss lost da boat in a crap game. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
3839 You crossed Frankie?! Now you'll be sleepin' with the bathtub appliqué fishes! 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
3840 I hope the water temperature is not too hot or cold? 1.2254 0.04994 71 55 16 0
3841 Your beauty routine has gotten out of hand 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
3842 We decided this is more environmentally friendly. 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
3843 You paid the efficiency expert how much for that consultation? 1.2254 0.04994 71 55 16 0
3844 ... and the boss says I cant effectively work from home... 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
3845 I told Ted if he really wanted to be a professional magician he' d need to work on cleaning up is act. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
3846 Listen good, punk! Screw up again an’ I’m comin’ afta you wid a “BANG!” gun. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
3847 I can wait until the hot water goes out. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
3848 Yer just lucky Boss is a strict adherent to the new laws on ocean dumping. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
3849 The Meadowlands were full. 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
3850 All right, Houdini. Let's see you get out of this one. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
3851 The water cures and makes the concrete stronger. 1.2254 0.06406 71 59 8 4
3852 This is a warning, only a warning. You coulda been swimmin' with the fishes, buddy. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
3853 Your mother asked me to persuade you to wash your feet. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
3854 Just wait ‘til ya get the water bill. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
3855 I’ll ask you one more time — where are the nearest docks? 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
3856 The tub overflow, you get water in the floor...your mom is going to be mad 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
3857 The soap’s on the table. 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
3858 Crude yes. But trust me, guaranteed effective. 1.2254 0.04573 71 56 15 0
3859 Landlocked mobster Shallow Dwayne 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
3860 it ain't the East River, but I think you get the point 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
3861 I know moneys tight, but you didnt need to make an onlyfans roger” 1.2254 0.05191 71 58 11 2
3862 Next time lock the door 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
3863 Not even schmucks like you deserve a dive into the hudson 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
3864 Be right back, grabbing the fishes... 1.2254 0.06406 71 59 8 4
3865 water tight 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
3866 I swear! This isn’t what it looks like! 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
3867 Look, I know we was gonna do it official-like, but I left my mask at home so this is whatcha get. 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
3868 Well, uh, I was gonna say sorry to rain on your parade, but someone beat me to it. 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
3869 Call it a dry run. 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
3870 Okay, I get it “your hands are tied, you’re in deep and it’s raining on your parade. 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
3871 Now that’s some hard water, eh? 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
3872 They told me to drown you in the river but I decided you should die from embarrassment instead. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
3873 You guessed it. It's a surprise party. 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
3874 It was then that Vito realized that he’d be showering with the fishes 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
3875 Landlord please save me from the bill 1.2254 0.04994 71 55 16 0
3876 This’ll have to do; they don’t allow smoking down at the docks anymore. 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
3877 Cats in the bag, bag’s in the bathtub 1.2254 0.06713 71 60 6 5
3878 Where the hell have gone my votes? 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
3879 NOW you can keep the security deposit... 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
3880 Looks like you're in deep deep waters aye mate... 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
3881 Where the hell is your mask!? 1.2254 0.06406 71 59 8 4
3882 I beat ya to it. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
3883 Hey, you own a sailboat, right? 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
3884 Another family ran business struggle 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
3885 Don’t worry, you’re only in there for 20 seconds before we head to the pier. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
3886 Thanks for trying to cheer me up Harry, but my Hit Man days are over. 1.2254 0.06406 71 59 8 4
3887 This wouldn't be the same over Zoom. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
3888 I’ll be victim next time. Gotta keep our skills sharp during quarantine 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
3889 Reality is harsher than fiction. . 1.2254 0.06406 71 59 8 4
3890 I just wanted to go for a walk in the rain but it was 70 and sunny in November , can’t catch a break this year! 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
3891 Budget cuts, man. Budget cuts. 1.2254 0.04788 71 57 13 1
3892 I am not washing your hair this time John 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
3893 I don’t wanna see that jello at Thanksgiving, capishe? 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
3894 'Writer's block' is a helluva thing. 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
3895 Everyone works from home now, whadayagunnado? 1.2254 0.06406 71 59 8 4
3896 Nothing personal kid 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
3897 Tell me now, who watched all the holiday movies on my Netflix? 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
3898 Start talking about voter fraud or drown. 1.2254 0.06406 71 59 8 4
3899 Listen tough guy, the landlord don't like waiting for what he's owed. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
3900 That’s a clean job 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
3901 There's fresh towels over there.... and try not to use all the hot water. 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
3902 This is just the beta test run. 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
3903 I’ve heard of cleaning up the Mob before, but this feels a bit extreme to me... 1.2222 0.06324 72 60 8 4
3904 Sorry mate, budget cuts 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
3905 I’m so sorry; it’s just until my wife gets back from the hardware store with a proper drain stopper. 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
3906 You'll be swimming with the rubber duckies. 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
3907 Won’t talk? OK, then, Mr. Tough Guy, I’m turning off the hot water. 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
3908 Your job was to be found, but my job is to make you disappear. So long, Waldo. 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
3909 It's curtains for you, my friend. 1.2222 0.04934 72 56 16 0
3910 Did you try Drano? 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
3911 It makes sense when the toilet is working. 1.2222 0.06626 72 61 6 5
3912 You think you can scare me? Played this one with my wife last week. 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
3913 Sorry for the restraints, but the boss said he wanted me to clean you up. 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
3914 You can’t escape the water bill this month, Harry. 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
3915 No, the way I see it, you're all wet. 1.2222 0.06324 72 60 8 4
3916 If you want to live you better come clean 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
3917 You think this is bad? Just wait until Ms. Cooperman in 6G flushes her toilet. 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
3918 You get the concept, but you need to work on your execution. 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
3919 Spill the beans or I’m throwing in the rubber ducky! 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
3920 You have the right to admit to voter fraud. 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
3921 the old man don't know which way's up anymores 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
3922 You don’t get a trial run. 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
3923 I’m not taking you out until I get the vaccine. 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
3924 Hot and Cool😝 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
3925 Alright kid, last chance- was it your hair that clogged the drain? 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
3926 I’m doing it for the gram. 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
3927 Not sure if I’m loving this work-from-home thing. 1.2222 0.06324 72 60 8 4
3928 What are you, some kind of psycho? 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
3929 Carmine took the boat fishing..I guess he lost track of time 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
3930 The democrats won! 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
3931 I'm not here to ask questions, this is YOUR kink. 1.2222 0.04934 72 56 16 0
3932 ...And don’t even THINK about using my sleek-and-shine shampoo. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
3933 Rookie kids these days. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
3934 The downstairs neighbors are going to kill you for ruining their reno. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
3935 Awright . . . okay . . . so I'm stupid! Waddaya gonna do about it? 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
3936 Talk, or I”ll pull the plug. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
3937 I forgot to walk you off a short pier,but at least you are really wet. 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
3938 i'm going out for a snickers 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
3939 Take it back! Take back what you said about my hand drawing skills. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
3940 Let this be a warning to you. Don't go another week without showering. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
3941 Work from home they said, you've got every thing you need they said 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
3942 Shower me with details, would ya? 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
3943 All them mail-in votes, da boss said ya better come clean. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
3944 Don't go anywhere. I forgot the fishes. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
3945 I wouldn’t want to be in your shoes when the wife finds you smoking in the house 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
3946 Don't make me get #3 and rub a dub dub. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
3947 Your downstairs neighbors are going to be pretty mad when that tub overflows. 1.2206 0.05066 68 53 15 0
3948 Don't you think the downstairs neighbors will notice? 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
3949 If that's city water, I'll allow it. 1.2206 0.05066 68 53 15 0
3950 The river’s run dry. Another change in our business due to global warming. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
3951 I hope my smoking doesn't bother you 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
3952 It's the thought that counts. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
3953 Trump needs a fall guy to take the rap for his election loss. Are you ready to come clean and confess to voter fraud? 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
3954 A new twist! Cement shoes and water torture. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
3955 This just won't wash. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
3956 Sorry, kid...with global warming, the lake dried up. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
3957 I’m not yet part of the Mafia. This is just a test. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
3958 If I rub conditioner into your hair, it's only going to give you false hope. 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
3959 I’ve seen enough. This guy stinks to high heaven. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
3960 Sorry Junior, didn’t know you had the same name as your dad. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
3961 I told you to stop listening to Dr. Fauci. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
3962 I told the boss we should have gone with the Hudson River. 1.2206 0.06900 68 58 5 5
3963 Jeffrey. Tub. In. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
3964 Sorry, I ran out of time. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
3965 You won't be sleepin' with no fishes, but the water gets real hot. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
3966 I'll go get the fishes. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
3967 What a waste! You were such a sport when we kept you fed with misinformation. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
3968 Are you ready to talk? 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
3969 You okay with no masks, just social distancing? 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
3970 For the last time: will you subscribe to my podcast? 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
3971 You're lucky kid. In the old days we'd be doing this at the end of a pier. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
3972 You sure you got rapid hardening cement dude.. er...sir? 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
3973 The boss has us all working from home lately. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
3974 This is just a run through in case you want to talk. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
3975 Smoking is not allowed! 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
3976 Best we could do under quarantine conditions. Your luck runs out when we get to use the East river. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
3977 This is just a warning of things to come, Pal. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
3978 No jury will believe you beyond a shower of a doubt. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
3979 OK, I'm about ready to pull the plug on you. 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
3980 And now you're going to be sleeping with the fishes...next door in the aquarium room. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
3981 Yes, but wearing a mask is much easier and could keep you just as safe. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
3982 Some of my responsibilities may not be an ideal fit for remote work. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
3983 Are you ready to testify to voter fraud...? 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
3984 Believing in second chances, Vito hoped napping with the rubber duckies would resolve the situation. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
3985 I'm not even gonna give you the peace of mind of resting in peace. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
3986 Hey Man, there’s no smoking in this place and that second hand smoke will kill me 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
3987 O .K, I get the rope and cement shoes, but the SHOWER: this is not a Chinese water torture. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
3988 Now what? 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
3989 Well, in these days I’d have to choose between the shower and the mask... 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
3990 This Covid work from home stuff is killing me too. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
3991 Number one or Number two? 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
3992 Well, they don’t provide a lot of arch support, but they are waterproof. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
3993 Our boat is in the shop. 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
3994 Start talkin’ or yous gonna sleep with the rubber duckies. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
3995 This might not be your department, but hard water tends to dry out my skin. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
3996 Damned flow restrictors. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
3997 I made sure the plug wasn’t in. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
3998 I did my best, see, but the Boss says there gotta be fishes or it ain't bona fide. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
3999 Ha, you'll think lucky when we get our car fixed. 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
4000 Was going to rub you out... too messy 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4001 The governor's suggesting we stay indoors unless absolutely necessary. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4002 Looks like we’re going to be here all night. 1.2206 0.05066 68 53 15 0
4003 You wanna join the family, you gotta build up an immunity. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4004 Sorry, but with the lockdown this is the best we could do. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4005 One more chance to give me that roll of TP 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4006 So I didn't study fluid mechanics at MIT - big whoop. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4007 I think the boss wanted you swimming with the fishes, but we're fresh outta masks so I had to improvise indoors. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4008 Okay you’re done. Now go sit at the Thanksgiving table and send Aunt Patsy in. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4009 Don't worry, I got the water pressure fixed just for this 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4010 This is the way we do it here in Arizona, now swim with the fishes 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
4011 Working at home is just not the same in my profession. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4012 Son. I regret resorting to these extreme measures but it’s the only steps we had left to get you to take a shower! 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4013 I finally got serious about quitting. You should too. 1.2206 0.05066 68 53 15 0
4014 How Trump's got his GOP 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4015 It’s time you go sleep with the duckie. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4016 All right Bill Gates, where’s the coronavirus vaccine? 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
4017 Fess Up! Or you'll sleep with the dishes!! 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4018 You can’t rely on those young bucks to do a job right. They just don't seem to get the concept of “cement sneakers”. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
4019 Ok, I'll bring back some shampoo. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4020 The real punishment is the eczema. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4021 You have to understand, these are simpler times! 1.2206 0.05066 68 53 15 0
4022 I’ can’t seem to murder nobody since the instructions were outsourced. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4023 Sorry, but no outside hits because of Covid. 1.2206 0.05066 68 53 15 0
4024 Eventually, you'll come clean. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4025 Consider yourself lucky, the bank repo'd my boat. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4026 Tony's coming by with the cement... 1.2206 0.05066 68 53 15 0
4027 Looks like Big Johnny didn't really think this one through. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4028 Arnold you was always the most prepared guy in the room. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4029 It’s the best we can do under lockdown. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4030 The bucket seems a bit extra. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4031 You ain’t goin’ nowhere until you come clean. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4032 Cause I get paid by the hour, not the job. 1.2206 0.05066 68 53 15 0
4033 This is just a taste of what will happen if you squeal ! 1.2206 0.05066 68 53 15 0
4034 Boss says there's to be a clean drop this time. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4035 Next time, it's the boat. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
4036 The boss said ‘Drown dis bum’ but he din’t say nuttin’ about how to socially distance while doin’ it 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4037 Sorry son, but experience is the best teacher. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4038 Nothing personal, strictly politics. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
4039 What did you expect? The harbor was too busy. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4040 The Boss took the boat to Miami for the winter. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4041 With no river in town, this is the best we can do. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4042 You better talk or you'll be swimming with the rubber duckies. 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
4043 Had enough? 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4044 Soon you’ll be swimming with the duckies. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
4045 The pier was fulla joggers. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4046 I said dump him in the river, not the tub! 1.2206 0.05066 68 53 15 0
4047 It's only a question of time. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4048 Just sayin’, most household injuries or deaths happen in a bathtub. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4049 We have ways of dealing with scum like you. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4050 Sorry about the cold shower, but I don't want the EPA after me as well as the cops. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
4051 Ida hauled youse out to da pier, but I'm tryna social distance. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4052 You're in hot water for about fifteen more minutes 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4053 Make yourself at hom 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
4054 Times up, kid. No more Tik Tok for you. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
4055 Catch my drift? 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4056 Pay up or I’ll use the bubble bath. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4057 Yes bro...this is a first for me too 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4058 Looks, I know it’s not the real thing, but untils I get my boating license youse just gonna have to make do 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4059 Just doing my part Kid, killing you at home” 🏡 #stayhom 1.2206 0.05066 68 53 15 0
4060 I told ya not to mess with the rubber duckie gang! 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4061 You are using up all the hot water. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4062 I’m not adapting properly to UTAH 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4063 So I says to the President, sir I don't think waterboarding means what you think it means... anyways, sorry about your suit Dr. Fauci. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
4064 Look, work has me really stressed and tied up, so I just need to stay positive, grounded and cool off 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4065 How did things ever get so far? 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4066 Working from home isn’t for everyone. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4067 Now are you still going out to certify the votes? 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4068 Harry Houdini had to start somewhere 1.2206 0.05066 68 53 15 0
4069 Weird I thought I’d find the election fraud evidence in here, oh well time to look somewhere else! 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
4070 We can’t technically evict you so just pretend you’re drowning 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4071 Son, I’m gonna ask you one more time. Why did you tell our family counselor that I’m violent and controlling? 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4072 Listen, everybody has to shower before they go swimming. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4073 You better come clean before the hot water runs out! 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4074 If you tell me about the voter fraud now, Four Seasons Water Boarding won’t hurt you... 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4075 This is the DOJ’s latest approved form of enhanced interrogation. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4076 Sorry kid, the boss isn’t taking any chances. Where do you keep tour hand sanitizer? 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
4077 Alright Bub. I’m gonna ask you one last time,”Where’s Zuckerberg? 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4078 You're about to make your super a very, very unhappy man. 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
4079 You jus' t'ink yer okay now, but wait till half-time at the Super Bowl, when EVER'BODY'S gonna flush! 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
4080 The fishes and I agreed that I AT LEAST had to try talking to you first... 1.2174 0.05002 69 54 15 0
4081 C’mon, 8 a.m. is MY shower time! 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
4082 Damn, I forgot to drain the swamp. 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
4083 You're lucky The Boss is out water skiing right now. 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
4084 sorry to disturb again, lil’ Tony ... Big Tony sent me back for his cannoli 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
4085 Quarantine sure makes my job hard 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
4086 Do you want anything from the store? 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
4087 I am an honest plumber. Taking me for a mobster was your fatal mistake. 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
4088 This type of cry for help I don’t normally hear 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
4089 You’re ill at ease? How do you think I feel? 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
4090 I've had it with the nerds, breaking in - to support a local charity. 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
4091 Okay bro, it is now up to you. You either accept the election results or not? Your choice...... 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
4092 it's gonna be a long night. Capisce 1.2174 0.05002 69 54 15 0
4093 Mom got creative, huh? What did you do Donald? 1.2174 0.06486 69 58 7 4
4094 Getting excited for the new Sopranos prequel? 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
4095 You think you're ready for tomorrow? 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
4096 So is this the end of, there’s no laptop school today Dad? 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
4097 The Boss said I should “shower you” with attention. This the only way I know. 1.2167 0.06761 60 50 7 3
4098 You won't be smiling when there's water damage to your underfloor. 1.2143 0.06400 70 59 7 4
4099 The next time the boss says shower maybe you’ll listen. 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
4100 The boss says you're clean. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
4101 This is a warning. Next time I'm leaving the water on cold. 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
4102 So...is youse ready to admit global warming is, like, a real thing? 1.2143 0.04940 70 55 15 0
4103 Now close your eyes and imagine your at the bottom of the ocean. 1.2143 0.06400 70 59 7 4
4104 Your honor, I submit that the mental anguish of having someone eat your porridge goes beyond the mere cost of said porridge. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
4105 It's too cold outside. This will have to do the trick! 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
4106 Tell him I was telling reporters I AGREE with what he said yesterday. I didn't know he'd changed it AGAIN. 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
4107 I had to improvise with the city in lockdown. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
4108 Better come clean, wise guy. 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
4109 I've seen worse... when did your wife found out about you cheating on her? 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
4110 What the hell are you going to do with a loofah? 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
4111 don’t look at me like that, tracking down international travelers is where all the new hitman gigs are. 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
4112 I would be remiss if I didn’t tell you that I’m not normally the guy who handles the water boarding, but I think this is right 1.2143 0.04940 70 55 15 0
4113 Sammy The Hammer’s productivity has taken a hit while working from home. 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
4114 I think we're ready for the kiddie pool. 1.2125 0.04427 80 65 14 1
4115 Look, we live in a dessert. This'll have to do. I think you get the gist. 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
4116 The mayor sounded very serious about the consequences for violating the stay-at-home order, but if you insist... 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
4117 See where your dirty tricks got you? 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4118 Now will you support fake news? 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
4119 And with that the hitman turned off the water heater and left the house 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4120 You better start singing, or else. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4121 Look,pal . I'm on a really low budget here .So, cooperate . Or else ! 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
4122 Mom used to wash me this way and the system just stuck. 1.2121 0.06660 66 56 6 4
4123 Water Water everywhere but not a drop to drink 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4124 For our family, revenge goes hand in hand with hygiene. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4125 Whatta mean ya want some privacy? Okay, but it’ll be curtains for ya then. 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
4126 The Covid rules only allow for indoor cement baths at the moment. Do you have a facemask? 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
4127 Now do you want to buy the Kirby? 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4128 This is New Mexico. What did you expect? 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
4129 Is my smoking bothering you? 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4130 Yeah, they also forced me to wash behind my ears, or else !’ 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4131 I couldn't find the ocean. 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
4132 OK, practice is over.. 1.2121 0.05071 66 52 14 0
4133 Confess. Or else. 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
4134 And there will be creepy fish, too. 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
4135 Say hello to my little friend...Rubber Ducky" 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4136 Because it's a student loan, killing you right away wouldn't be much of a punishment. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4137 If you don't come clean kid, I've got the dirt on you. One wrong move and it's curtains for you. 1.2121 0.05071 66 52 14 0
4138 It's not perfect but it's the best we can do during this pandemic. 1.2121 0.06660 66 56 6 4
4139 When your partner's killed, you're supposed to do something a bout it. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4140 Now, can you remember where are the votes you threw away? 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4141 I'm in a hurry here. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4142 On second thought, boss might not have said you have to bathe with the fishes 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
4143 I guess the Boss wasn’t as mad as we thought. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4144 Inside, outside; the boss says you gotta go. 1.2121 0.05071 66 52 14 0
4145 Your gonna sleep with the dishes. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4146 I love working from home but it's hard to stay productive. 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
4147 Meet me halfway, pal. 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
4148 Polish Mafia 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
4149 Are you sure you're 6 feet away? 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4150 You better tell me what I want to know before the downstairs neighbors get here, or you're a dead man! 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4151 We’re all working from home now.... 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4152 A punk like you should be sleeping with the fishes, but they're under quarantine too. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4153 Unless you tell me where you dumped those ballots, I'll find a bigger body of water to put you in 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4154 Yeah, Maybe there is a Samta Claus... 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4155 Al Franken? 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4156 Easy : you'll pretend you swam from the river to the sewer to this bathroom. That way, it will look like I did my job. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4157 Due to covid restrictions this has become a one man job and Tony is the one with the car. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4158 We're trying to build a future relationship. 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
4159 I told you once. Hands off my bright citrus scent, gentle moisturizing shampoo. I told you twice . . . 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4160 Normally we'd just use the river, but you know how these stay-at-home orders are 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4161 You think you're so smart, but you'll realize we mean business when that water gets above your shoulders. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4162 COVID has really put a damper on our public pool drownings. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4163 It's pandemic. If this doesn't work you'll sleep with the dishes. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4164 The note will say, “Norton sleeps with the rubber duckies.” 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4165 Dat’s why they call me Tony “ice water” Capone. 1.2121 0.05071 66 52 14 0
4166 I'd normally do this at my spot on the Brooklyn Waterfront,but there's a Whole Foods and a Goop store there now. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4167 I said you'd be sleeping with the fishes, not Singing in the Rain. 1.2121 0.07002 66 57 4 5
4168 OK, Louie! Once you come clean, the boys say you can join in on the very next hand! 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4169 Tell me how you made Giulianis’ head melt or you sleep with the rubber duckies. 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
4170 Who the hell wears glasses while taking a shower with his hands tied behind his back? 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4171 Believe it or not kid, repairing all the damage this is gonna do to your home'll be a fate worse than ending up in the bottom of the river. 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
4172 Have you ever heard the phrase "sleep with the fishes." 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4173 I believe in clean get aways. 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
4174 This is just the dry run. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4175 There a burger joint down the block. I don't mind waiting 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4176 Yeah, you're gonna sleep with the rubber duckies. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4177 How many times do I have to tell you to keep the curtain inside the tub when you shower?! 1.2121 0.06660 66 56 6 4
4178 Sir, my lease states that smoking indoors is prohibited. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4179 Until this lockdown is over, you’ll be swimming with the rubber duckies 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4180 Squeamish Johnnie sends his regards. 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
4181 We saved 23 percent on our water bill last month and reduced greenhouse gasses. 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
4182 Talk!...or tonight you'll be sleeping with the rubber duckies! 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4183 Now tell me where that rubber duck of yours is hiding. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4184 The boss said 'come clean or die.' 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4185 I see they sent the rookie. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4186 After I get you cleaned up, we're going to take a nice little ride. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4187 You’ll be hearing from my neighbors when the hot water runs out! 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4188 Tell me where you hid the books or you'll be sleeping with the rubber duck. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4189 I'll pick up a loofah for you on my way back from the hideout. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4190 One false move and I take the glasses. 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
4191 Just a dry run---sort of, so you will know what to expect. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4192 Don''t sweat it kid. This is just a beta test. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4193 Yes, this is how we do it in the Midwest. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4194 The new boss insists on lab testing all operations before field execution. 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
4195 Nothing is quite the same as in New York. 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
4196 -Please don't stare at me like that... you're making things worse 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4197 We both know what your downstairs neighbor is capable of 1.2121 0.05071 66 52 14 0
4198 Do you know how difficult our job has been since we found out we were "non essential" workers? 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
4199 But the mafia is a hoax created by Hollywood... 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
4200 You're gonna need a bigger bath 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4201 Actually, I’ll be using water-based paint. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4202 I get times are tough but “more with less” feels harder and less effective. 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
4203 Sleeping with the fishes before Covid was way more intimidating 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4204 We bought out all the basement apartments on this block. Da boss said sea level rise will automate this procedure by 2050. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4205 Time’s running out, Bub, you better start talking. 1.2121 0.05296 66 55 9 2
4206 How many times do I have to remind you to pay the utility bill? Enjoy the cold water, Alan. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4207 I just wanted the New Yorker to stop stealing my captions 1.2121 0.07002 66 57 4 5
4208 despite being given the tools for the job, working from home didn't give the same results as before. 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
4209 Now what’s the correct way to wear your mask again? 1.2121 0.05071 66 52 14 0
4210 Please be patient 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
4211 You are lucky! Thank to lockdown! 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
4212 You are in the shower now! 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4213 I have three captions- credit to my Dad —— “I’ve walked in on worse” “Now son, that’s the only way to get you to stop playing with yourself in the shower.” And....”Nice Curtain” 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
4214 Jerry...what the hell are you doing? 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
4215 Sorry, this might take a while. The pandemic has forced some budget cuts. 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
4216 I’m actually quitting, I just can’t face the guilt of lying to my boss about what I done to ya 1.2121 0.06660 66 56 6 4
4217 home office does have its limits, doesn't it? 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4218 I agree, but since we are all working from home we have to make sacrifices 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
4219 The ad clearly said “room and waterboarding,” not “room and board.” 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
4220 Shoot. Rinse. Repeat. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
4221 How does this compare with being thrown in the ocean? 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
4222 This is your last warning! Next time I'm throwin yous in the river. 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
4223 My ride to the shore cancelled. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
4224 You lookin' to sleep with the rubber duckies? 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
4225 Maybe you'll think twice now before calling me an idiot. 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
4226 Well, we don't have the budget for fishes, but you can rest anytime you want. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
4227 Start talking, or you'll be swimming with the rubber duckies. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
4228 Today’s prediction. Unexpected showers. 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
4229 I've got to be honest, this isn't the strangest thing I've caught one of you kids doing in here. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
4230 I'm still going to do it my way. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
4231 I don' wanna come back 'ere so da nex time yo ma tells ya ta wash up, ya wash up, capeesh? 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
4232 If you don't come clean soon, your downstairs neighbor will be calling the manager. 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
4233 If Big Tony's consigliere says there's a recession on, a few corners are gonna get cut, so shut your trap! 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
4234 Come clean or I pull the plug. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
4235 Don't forget to use the bath mat. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
4236 Eh! Sorry! Need your privacy? I'll just be waiting outside for you to get in the car and... 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
4237 I said "sleep with the fishes", not "shower in cement". 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
4238 Sorry, Pal, but by this time next week you'll be 6ft under. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
4239 Shall I turn up the temperature? 1.2090 0.05004 67 53 14 0
4240 You won’t be a dirty rat for much longer, Sheldon. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
4241 You were warned, kid,'Eat your oatmeal or else... 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
4242 Alright Kevin, I got the yarn for when you're ready to practice piano wire. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
4243 So..... Did you catch the game last night.....? 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
4244 How it felt when Netflix asked again, “are you still watching?” 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
4245 You’re gonna thank me in the end. Moist concrete cures 50 percent stronger. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
4246 It may not kill you, but at least you'll be clean. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
4247 The new guy messed up, I'm here to do the job right. 1.2090 0.05004 67 53 14 0
4248 The boss says it is time to come clean. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
4249 We warned you, if we caught you singing, it’d be curtains for you! 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
4250 I’ve adapted well to work from home. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
4251 Please make sure you scrub out the tub when you are through because others need to use it later. 1.2090 0.05004 67 53 14 0
4252 You'll be napping with the goldfishes. 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
4253 Have you seen how crowded the docks are? I don’t know about you but I don’t want covid 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
4254 This is just a warning. Next time you go in the ocean and your calculator goes in the tub. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
4255 I think I'm doing this wrong. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
4256 I'd offer you some water, but- 1.2090 0.05004 67 53 14 0
4257 So kid, let me get this straight; you're Thomas Andrews from Brookhaven? Definitely not Andrew Thomas from Brooklyn? 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
4258 Did you need me to leave you a loofah? 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
4259 You don’t know me, but when you’re done in there, I’d like to talk to you about our mutual son’s perfect score on his latest geometry exam. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
4260 Look buddy, if you don't talk, this water's gonna keep going. And you and me both know your momma's told you that ain't no good for you. 1.2090 0.05004 67 53 14 0
4261 This oughta teach ya to keep your lousy mitts off the boss's conditioner. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
4262 We don't live near any lakes, so we have to make do 1.2090 0.05004 67 53 14 0
4263 Doc, the cold shower should make you talk now! 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
4264 You should’ve thought about this before you bought up all the face masks in the Tri-state area. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
4265 I thought you said you wanted the full Brooklyn experience 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
4266 listen kid, everybody sharts. personally i prefer going commando, for the added risk 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
4267 They let the blind guy do it again didn’t they? 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
4268 I could have put you into the 2020 election. 1.2090 0.05438 67 56 9 2
4269 Ok, last chance, tell me about the 15,000 late ballots you definitely saw. 1.2090 0.06568 67 57 6 4
4270 s "Don't worry. You won't drown. This is death by hypothermia." 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
4271 Sir, you forgot to tie up my leg. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
4272 Well.. you can only get yourself out of this panic attack Richie 1.2090 0.05004 67 53 14 0
4273 I caught you wet-handed! 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
4274 First comes the ironic torture, second, the futile drying, and lastly the hour long shallow stabbing. 1.2083 0.04820 72 57 15 0
4275 Just testing to see if you have what it takes to work for Donald Trump...we need to know you will absolutely stick to the NDA no matter how much shit gets thrown at you 1.2083 0.06235 72 61 7 4
4276 This is just a sample of what you'll get once the quarantine ends 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
4277 Ok smart guy,tell me where the money is or I pull the plug. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
4278 You're in deep trouble. You've used all the hot water. 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
4279 Can I at least get my rubber duckie? 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
4280 In no time you'll be singing like a canary in that shower! 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
4281 They sent us to make sure dead votas was really dead 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
4282 You’re going to sleep with the rubber duckies. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
4283 Don't blame me, blame the governor, and the uncontrolled spread of Covid-19. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
4284 "You better come clean or I'll throw in the fish. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
4285 UGH, now you want me to bring you the toaster as well? You really should learn how to plan better. 1.2059 0.04940 68 54 14 0
4286 My father didn't have a shower 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
4287 Don't get in the crime business, kid... I can already see you've barely been able to survive quarantine. 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
4288 You're as stupid as your president if you think you are going to drown me this way! 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
4289 Talk, or we lose the hot water! 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
4290 You think you are in hot water now, just wait till it runs out. That’s when I get ice cold. 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
4291 Another part of my job I can't do during this shut down . . . 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
4292 "Let me get a photo for Etsy." 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
4293 So it's like an existential crisis,If I explained it,you wouldn't understand anyway. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
4294 And then my wife said: "You take everything so literally, Tony. You need to open your mind". And that's why I am now trying to think outside the box 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
4295 And to think that I promised your mother I'm quitting cold turkey... 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
4296 Next time, you'll come home with straight As. If you come home at all. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
4297 Sorry you can't hold a book. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
4298 Well I feel stupid. This is what you meant when you texted 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
4299 We were going to dump you at the pier but we can't do to Covid 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
4300 You have "waterboarding" all wrong 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
4301 Hey, Dad? Can I cop a cigarette while you decide when to end my time out? 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
4302 With no body of water around, we gotta make do. 1.2059 0.04940 68 54 14 0
4303 OK, wise guy, it's the rubber Duckie for you. 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
4304 Don't even think about it. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
4305 You can either tell me where the loot is, or I can break out the body wash. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
4306 “Maybe just dunk your head under...please?” 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
4307 Thanks for indulging my very specific fetish. This is helping me achieve cum! 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
4308 I told the Boss you were a poor hire. Now Joey, this is exactly what you did when the Boss told you to put Frankie on ice. For the last time, do you see why it doesn't work? 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
4309 Confinement has been making me creative 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
4310 Ok, Mr. Critical, woulda, coulda, shoulda... 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
4311 Yeah, well - they got us all workin' from home now. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
4312 I’ll tell the guys you came clean with me before I deep sixed you. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
4313 Oops, the curtain is inside the tub. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
4314 Look on the bright side, you get to stand with goldfishes. Lucy Wang, Los Angeles 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
4315 They sent Eric,right? 1.2059 0.04940 68 54 14 0
4316 These COVID gigs sure take a lot of time. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
4317 And then if you still won’t talk, I’m going to flush the toilet until the water turns cold. 1.2059 0.04940 68 54 14 0
4318 An Interesting predicament with bad timing. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
4319 I’m not trying to complain, but can we order dinner? I think this is going to take a while.... 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
4320 You'll be lucky if the super doesn't come up soon to claim your security deposit. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
4321 Next time you flunk algebra I won’t go so easy on ya! 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
4322 That'll learn ya ta me stupid 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
4323 What? Ain't youse seen 'The Shape of Water'? 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
4324 Talk or the bathroom gets it! 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
4325 I don't give a damn about your sore feet, I'm not risking another trip to the pharmacy for Epsom Salts 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
4326 Can't get no driver. They all of 'em work for Uber. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
4327 We’re shifting to cold if you whine again about the condo by-laws. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
4328 Fugetaboutit. You can't sleep with the fish. 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
4329 We're doing more with less. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
4330 I bet you regret not taking the concrete shower cap I offered. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
4331 My error. I thought you were a youth avatar of the president. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
4332 If you don't talk, I am going to put goldfish in the tub, and then you will be sorry. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
4333 Do you think maybe your boss was speaking euphemistically when he said: "Why don't you give him a bath."? 1.2059 0.06478 68 58 6 4
4334 This is just a warning. 1.2059 0.04940 68 54 14 0
4335 Face the water! We all have got to do our bit during the Lockdown 1.2059 0.04940 68 54 14 0
4336 They told me “Cement overshoes 1.2059 0.04940 68 54 14 0
4337 We apologize for this delay. An associate will be with you shortly. 1.2059 0.04940 68 54 14 0
4338 These stay-at-home mob oders don't seem nearly as effective. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
4339 Ya better talk or I’ll switch to low flow. 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
4340 The East River during a Covid-19 Quarantine. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
4341 Talk or you’ll be swimming in fragrant shampoo and conditioner 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
4342 The boss ain't gonna like this. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
4343 Your lack of affect disturbs me greatly. 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
4344 I require everyone to shower before swimming with the fishes to protect our water resources. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
4345 It's like boiling a frog, but in reverse. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
4346 First we clean the evidence. 1.2059 0.04940 68 54 14 0
4347 Consider yourself lucky, kid; if I had a car I'd take you down to the docks and throw you off a pier. 1.2059 0.04940 68 54 14 0
4348 Yeah? How you like those concrete shoes in the bathtub, buddy. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
4349 I should've taken you to more baseball games as a kid. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
4350 I told ya I was taking ya to the showers. What d’ya want? A rubber ducky? 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
4351 Listen,the stay-at-home orders have forced me to try alternative methods... 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
4352 No more Mr. Nice Guy. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
4353 If I talk, tell me again how you are going to get the concrete away from my feet so that I still have feet? 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
4354 Let that be a lesson, kid - next time it might not be the Jello pudding mix. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
4355 Hey, if you think this is bad, it's only a trial run. Just wait until you get the real thing at the Ocean City dock! 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
4356 It ain't swimmin' with the fishes, but it's the best I could do on an improvisational basis, okay? 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
4357 Wow, you really take this 'shower before you swim' thing seriously. 1.2059 0.06478 68 58 6 4
4358 Gonna take a bit longer, access to the East River is closed. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
4359 Thanks, son, for helping with my homework assignment. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
4360 I hate to bother you but would you mind scrubbing my back? 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
4361 You wouldn’t be knee-deep in this if you just came clean with what you did.... 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
4362 If you were planning on drowning yourself you should have rented on the first floor. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
4363 i can't leave you in the sea because Greta will be very angry, you know the planet, so this was the only way.... 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
4364 You know, I would turn off the shower, but you ain't wearing a mask, how about that? 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
4365 So what’s next? 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
4366 Third degree perms. @newyorkercartoons 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
4367 « Well, for some of us working from home just doesn’t get the job done.» 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
4368 The 11th member of thanksgiving dinner 1.2059 0.04940 68 54 14 0
4369 Yeah... I see it now. 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
4370 The Quarantine made it hard to be a mobster 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
4371 Give it up or the mask gets torched. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
4372 Normally you’d be sleepin with the fishes but it’s Covid and we were worried about the fishes. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
4373 Anthony was right. Working from home isn't easy. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
4374 I would’ve knocked your teeth in, but it’s not CDC compliant 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
4375 Sorry the instructions were a little unclear. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
4376 And WHO are you certifying Michigan for...? 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
4377 How many fingers do I got up? 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
4378 Who’s tubby now, wise guy? 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
4379 That’ll teach you to mess with the Archimedes Gang 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
4380 Laugh it up Mack; you won’t be so smug when the random flushing starts 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
4381 Heard you are canceling your netflix? How rest of us gonna watch? 1.2059 0.06478 68 58 6 4
4382 Traffic on the bridge was a nightmare 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
4383 A Thanksgiving message from The Family: isolate and wash your hands 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
4384 It's clear that not all works can be done in house 1.2059 0.04940 68 54 14 0
4385 Good thing you voted absentee eh 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
4386 Oh, look who wants to sing all of a sudden. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4387 I tell ya pal, since that OSHA stuck their nose in it things just ain't what they once was. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4388 This is punishment for using the bosses parking place. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4389 I didn't have it in me to finish the job at the river! 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4390 The Boss was disappointed that you grabbed the last mozzarella stick. 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
4391 I expected more from you, Sherlock! 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4392 You'll have to show me how you manage to keep your hair dry and in place with water pouring down on it. We could use you on the force. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4393 The boss wanted to try some coastal strategies, but forgot we’re landlocked. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4394 If you don't shut yer yap and start talking, I'm gonna fix it so's you're so broken that you don't never do no funny business again. You better smarten up and stop acting wise. You got that? 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4395 Guido says hygiene is a requisite for good health. 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
4396 Looks like someone's in lukewarm water. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4397 Would this be a bad time to ask you where the John is ? 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4398 We're forced to do things differently in Kansas. 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
4399 This won't kill you, but your reputation as a mobster will be ruined when I post a picture of this on Facebook. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4400 Yeah, well, it's tedious for me too. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4401 You ready to sleep with the rubber duckies? 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
4402 We call this the acclimation phase. Next stop? The East River. 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
4403 Millennials. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4404 Think of it as our flight simulation program. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4405 We are tempering you before we toss you in the East River ... it’s the humane thing to do ! 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4406 Cement shoes in the 21st century. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4407 Whoa! Looks like they gave this job to the new guy. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4408 Now just a rope-a-dope! 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
4409 We don't want you dead. We just want you to come clean. 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
4410 Sorry, but boss says you can't have warm water.... 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4411 It's your lucky day. There's a massive traffic jam towards the East River. 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
4412 This may not work, but your skin's definitely get prune-y before we're done here. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4413 Because social distancing is too tough down at the docks. 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
4414 Quarantined or not, Big Tony had a job to do 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
4415 It's why they call me 'Half-Baked Jimmy'. 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
4416 The thing is, it is personal Jo, personal hygiene, know what I'm sayin? 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4417 Well, kid. Your father was a friend of mine. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4418 Sing something. 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
4419 I guess I'll have throw in the electric toaster. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4420 I see your ex came by. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4421 Talk now, or I'll put you in the sink and you'll swim with the dishes. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4422 You’re all washed up kid. Just call it quits now before you have to mop up this mess too. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4423 Don't matta you talk or keep mum ..... Not sure how I'm gonna get youz and da concrete outa here anyhow. 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
4424 It's too bad we're so far inland...would you mind taking a deep breath? I'd like to get this over with before the bathroom floods. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4425 Oh, NOW you're sorry you didn't pay your condo dues. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4426 Hey, pal, YOU try bookin' a boat in dese unprecedented times!". 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4427 Clearly, I’m a bad excuse of a shadow of a man 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4428 If you wanna stick to your three minute goal, you're gonna start talking. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4429 I am not a bully. It's just a job. 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
4430 ...and if you don't tell me what I want to know you'll be sleepin' with the rubber duckies. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4431 The new boss does things a little differently. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4432 The EPA would be all over me if I dumped you in the river. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4433 You know, there are easier ways to quit smoking. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4434 Tell me where the money is or no conditioner. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4435 You're the first to maintain a 'dry' look. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4436 ((Bathtubs are really small these days)) 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4437 Consider it practice, Mac. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4438 Sorry, we're all out of conditioner. 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
4439 Your going to be the cleanest dead guy whoever lived. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4440 We’re trying not to pollute the rivers, plus it saves on our carbon footprint. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4441 And if you mention a word of this to anyone, your silks and merino wools will suffer the same fate. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4442 The boss said that this is what you get for whistling "Singin' in the rain" once too many times. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4443 The Don wanted us to test this new fast-drying concrete. Just think of the tub as the East River. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4444 When it’s set you can go for a swim 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4445 Test run. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4446 It’s November and the hit man is still working out the logistics of working from home. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4447 Just because I said it was a no smoking zone? 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4448 I'll be back when you're done quarantining with my daughter. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4449 Sorry, I usually run the warehouse. The Boss has us running a skeleton crew after laying off most of our thugs. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4450 You was told not to bet on the Jets! 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
4451 You either talk or you lose your perm. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4452 I see your fiancé's friends have a new concept for a bridal shower. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4453 Water you doing? 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4454 Don't worry, mac. By the time the ice melts, the room will be your fish bowl, the votes will be where they should be, and you'll drown a la rocks. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4455 You gonna be long? I'm pushing cloth here. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4456 I can assure you, this isn’t what they meant when they told you to clean the money 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4457 Oh, so this is what happens when you over-water a bonsai... 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4458 Don’t you know smoking can kill you?! 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4459 No, Mr. Bond. I expect you to dry. 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
4460 If you don't start talking, things are gonna get real pruney around here. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4461 Excuse me, you got a minute? 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4462 I didn't want to have to force you to grow up. 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
4463 Almost done? I've been waiting to use the shower for an hour now, and you know how I get when I'm... impatient. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4464 My initial idea was to abandon you on a deserted island. Enjoy and goodbye. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4465 Trust me, when we run out of hot water it's gong to get plenty uncomfortable in there. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4466 We're gonna need a bigger tub.. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4467 I bet now you’re sorry you tried to rub out the Bathtub Ring. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4468 Personally, I think work from home just slows things down 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4469 Pay up now or pay a vindictive landlord later. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4470 With everything in lockdown, this is the best we can do. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4471 In’m testing this for my next magic escape skit. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4472 I suspect the motive is vote suppression 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
4473 Jimmy’s got a soft spot fer ya, so yer jus’ gettin’ the “cement sandals”. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4474 It's a good thing for you that the lock-down suspended issuing permits for dumping in the harbor. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4475 The vision challenged mafia hitman who should have gone to his optician to be fitted for contract lenses. 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
4476 It was a dark and stormy plight. 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
4477 Don't get any funny ideas or we'll hook you up to the 9-volt Duracell. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4478 Knew you’d come clean..... 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4479 It gets too hot when the lady downstairs flushes. 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
4480 Sorry,Big Pussy,but you know —inflation and all... 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4481 I'd start talking or that water will stay uncomfortably cold. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4482 I just didn't have the heart to throw you in the bay; it's too polluted. 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
4483 This is so you can tell them what's next. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4484 You rest with the rubber duckies. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4485 Go ahead- now you can sing. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4486 We call it the Quarantank. It's slower, but Cuomo's got us by the balls here. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4487 We don't want to dirty the landfill. 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
4488 This job isn't like it used to be since Jersey moved into the Orange Zone" 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
4489 I'm from the White House. You'll stand there until Trump leaves office. 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
4490 I assure you this won't change the count sir. 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
4491 I see you’ve already practiced this. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4492 The refresher course is over. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4493 After this, we are going to wash your hair with store brand shampoo. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4494 Best we can do in Kansas. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4495 Now see here,hand over the TP if you want me to take off those cement shoes. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4496 Guess I'm gonna be here awhile 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4497 This will teach you to mess with The Oddfather. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4498 Is the water warm enough? 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
4499 You'd better start looking for new ways to keep your nose clean, kid. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4500 This apartment is in a low-lying coastal area; trust me, in a few years...you’ll be sleepin’ with the fishes 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4501 Stop complaining. It's keeping your feet dry, isn't it? 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4502 That'll hold ya until we get the van back from the shop. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4503 Yeah, dis is how we do it we when we gotta stay at home order. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4504 Oh, I’m still gonna throw you off the pier. I’m just waiting for the Disney cruise ship to leave. 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
4505 We gotta hose you down on account a da E.P.A. declared our dumpin ground a protected wetland. 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
4506 Sorry but your older brother just needed some practice. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4507 If this doesn't help I have to throw you in the Hudson River 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4508 It's time to sleep with the silverfishes. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4509 Sorry. Boss said "let's give him a taste of his own 'compress' app"". 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4510 Look Pal, we are under a stay at home order! 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4511 Are the rubber duckies also in cement? 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
4512 Aright kid, you're clean 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4513 "And just think about what this could do to your rental insurance bill. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4514 This scene is really leading nowhere." "Okay, let's edit it. In this case, the kitchen scene is next. 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
4515 It ain't perfect, but the CDC recommended that even gangsters work from home if possible." 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4516 Listen pal, I don't know how I can make this any clearer, you've got to come clean! 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4517 It's the new 'work from home' policy. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4518 These safer-at-home orders are killing me. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4519 I had a guy hold his breath for 25 minutes once, but eventually you'll break. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4520 Do you have any frozen fish in the fridge? 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4521 We seldom admit a mistake. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4522 Hey, don't look at me the boss wanted something less cliche 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4523 Do you know today's weather forecast? 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4524 Oh, you’ll talk. Eventually. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4525 When the doctor said you have to moisturize to keep that wonderful glow, Arthur, you didn't listen. This time she's not taking any chances. 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
4526 I told them 'Arizona's not the place for us! 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4527 The boss wanted to be sure the concrete cured properly before dumping you in salt water. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4528 FYI, the boss is into the clean rivers movement! 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4529 Beam me up, Duckie. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4530 The boss is on the “Keep the East River Clean” Committee. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4531 I have to use the toilet. No peeking! 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
4532 Your last chance to come clean" 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4533 And I thought the succulents required a lot of care. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4534 So you’re clean. But are you clean clean? 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4535 And just so you don’t go gettin’ any ideas, let me tell you about the last guy that tried to use my conditioner. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4536 I'm going to get something to eat. Can I bring something back for you? 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4537 I knew it’d be tough for me to do this job from home... 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4538 Torture training is just not the same with these budget cuts. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4539 Wait, let me think . . something's missing. Think . . think . . oh, right, the fish. 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
4540 Merit badges require exceptional sacrifice; This is just the prerequisite buddy. Just wait until the scoutmaster gets here. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4541 Don’t get too cozy. This is only the dress rehearsal. 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
4542 This is just a dry run, but you get the idea of what happens next. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4543 I don’t hate Working from Home per se, but the persistent mess at the end of the day gets to me. 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
4544 Is this the right way to do this? I mean... 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4545 We changed to this method when NYC closed the docks during the pandemic. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4546 In my practice, I don't follow guidelines. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4547 I told you! Don't ever tell me again that I can't smoke inside. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4548 So your wife tells me you don’t clean the drain when you’re finished. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4549 I'm telling ya, global warming is killing the cement shoe business 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4550 Consider yourself lucky 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4551 We're taking the shelter in place order seriously. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4552 Lookattit dis way. You don't come clean, youse go clean. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4553 So much for game theory 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4554 If the boss says, clean up this mess, I clean it up. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4555 A word of warning: The warm shower/cement overshoes treatment feels good at first, but it gets old fast. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4556 What did you say? ‘Worst Hit Man Ever?’” 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4557 Let me first disinfect you... 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
4558 The 'Take Your Kids to Work' - Zoom starts in 5 minutes. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4559 Did you or did you not give grandma Glenda the wrong Netflix password on purpose do you didn’t have to share with her 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4560 They said the numbers were up you know 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4561 Jimmy, either you tell us where the money is, or we’ll take this to the shallow end of the pool at the Marriott. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4562 Darling, you’ll need to make dinner because I’m tied up at work again. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4563 Zip it, McCready, it's too late. In a half hour, your bond sleeps with the Fischers. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4564 It’s curtains for you Mugsy, shower curtains. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4565 This is your strategy to not get infected at thanksgiving? 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4566 Due to COVID this is the best I can do. I did promise it would be slow and painful... 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4567 The nice towels are in the linen closet 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
4568 The numbers are going up ya know? 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4569 Being an environmentalist was taking quite a toll on Simon's reputation as a mobster. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4570 « you may still end up dying of a cold » 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4571 Okay, sure. But you’re violating the lease too by smoking inside. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4572 Trust me this is much safer than throwing you in the Hudson River. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4573 Stupid COVID regulations. Nothing’s the same anymore. 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
4574 It was just a sneeze 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4575 Torture me all you want but come Jan 20th that heat adjustable golden toilet is mine! 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
4576 Take him back to Hoboken; this Manhattan stuff is not working. 1.2031 0.06748 64 55 5 4
4577 Who put a lamp in your bath? 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
4578 Consider this your last warning 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
4579 Maybe now you'll think twice before you repost without crediting the original artist 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4580 Just leave the money on the sink 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4581 when the hot water runs out, you're going to be VERY uncomfortable 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
4582 I’m beginning to realize my fears are an illusion. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4583 This respects the physical distancing protocols 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4584 That’s odd. This bath bomb doesn’t seem to be working. 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
4585 Your wife's right, fella. Being a stay-at-home dad has taken a toll on your hygiene. You smell like shit. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4586 I chose 'how'. You choose 'where'. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4587 Well at least they care about the ocean 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4588 Modern art has gone too far 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4589 Revenge is a dish best served lukewarm and with bubbles. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4590 It is going to cost you to watch. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4591 I’m starting to question how serious you are about getting back this money I owe you 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
4592 Practicing Self care 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4593 The fishes you’ll be sleeping with are coming later this week 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4594 The real punishment is no conditioner 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
4595 Working from home just ain’t da same thing. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4596 I don’t know what I’m smoking, but holly crap it’s really strong! 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
4597 This whole room will full up with water, just like in that movie where that broad bangs a fish man. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4598 The boss said to just make you really sick. 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
4599 Sir, you don't have to kill me just because you're jealous of my perfect hair. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4600 You like that buddy? Never mess with the klean killers again. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4601 Like the boss says...you get finkly, you get wrinkly. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4602 Sure, I'm slowly killing you, but at least I'm keeping six feet away. 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
4603 So this,Tommy, is what we mean by a “forewarning”. Now, why do you ask? 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4604 I hope you realize your insurance doesn’t cover tub overflow. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4605 So long, Lester. You're gonna be swimmin' with the duckies. 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
4606 This is your last chance... who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4607 I'm surprised you've grown so much. There's no sunlight in here! 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
4608 The boss is gonna be peeved that I didn't finish you off. It's just – the rustic pier, the moonlight on the water – damn it, I didn't plan for falling in love. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4609 The boss is trying to figure out how to go clean. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4610 Sorry bud. They’re not interested in negotiating. 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
4611 Tonight, you sleep with my back hair. 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
4612 I didn't think a that. So, how many cubic feet do you think is in this bathroom? 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4613 You’re my first cement shoe case, give me a break! 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4614 this won't end until you tell me how i can get your curly hair 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4615 All right, wise guy. Let me get you a towel, then I'm takin' you down to the river. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4616 hghh . . . . . . ya ready to talk? 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4617 This is your last chance to come clean wise guy. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4618 Sleeps with the fishes! Not shower with the schmucks 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4619 Now talk! 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4620 I supposes youse gonna complain about the jello too. 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
4621 We give you the referral fee, you give us the name of the plumber. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4622 Ok, now I’m done fooling around 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
4623 Yes, sir! I’ll be more careful delivering your newspaper, sir!Point taken.” 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
4624 Uh yeah, no way my client is having an affair with you. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4625 Let me know when you are done, I've got an early day. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4626 Sure, I gotta gun. So what? 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
4627 Are you sorry yet you complained about me smoking? 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4628 Due to the coronavirus, I lack the proper help to get you to the docks for your 'sleep with the fishes'. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4629 Did you want that with conditioner? 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
4630 Believe me, I am not here to hurt you. I just want you to see it my way. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4631 Yeah I'm from housekeeping. You got a problem with that? 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4632 You WILL be clean for the trip to your MomMom 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
4633 Nobody calls me stupid! 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4634 When your wife sees the water bill you will wish you had talked. 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
4635 Is’ nt a tub of water a bit redundant? 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4636 This way you don't have to go out and wear a mask. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4637 In case you’re wondering, the room is watertight. 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
4638 Hey, with Covid shutdowns all we can do is a virtual. After the vaccine--into the river you go! 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4639 Lenny where is the recipe? I want the recipe for Mom's Stuffing or I will leave you in here and tell your wife your golfing at The Mar-a-Lago Club 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
4640 ...and then we’re going to make you dry off with a cement towel.” 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
4641 You'll talk when it reaches your chin 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4642 Your wife hired me and said you needed to “grow up.” 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4643 I gotta tell da Boss dis might not work. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4644 You’re going to nap with the fishes. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4645 Well, this is embarrassing. I suddenly can't remember what I was supposed to ask you. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4646 The fishes that you'll be sleeping with are strict about cleanliness. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4647 This is just a preview 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
4648 Tell da boss, we put his feet in a bucket of cement and tossed him in a flood of water. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4649 So you think you're tough, huh? Well that's Flint water. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4650 Dont be so smug..the shower only has a cold water spray 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4651 This is just to whet your appetite. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4652 Wese don't wanna pollute da river so yous gettin' clean fuist. 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
4653 Its the best I could do working from home. 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
4654 Peter Arno won't get you out of this one! 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4655 This is just a sample of what's coming. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4656 If your Mom had taught you better hygiene, we could have saved this step! 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4657 Thought I'd save on the trip charge. 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
4658 You're all wet. You've got cold feet and you're all tied up, so what's the catch? 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4659 The new boss asked we take a restorative justice approach. Is it too cold? 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
4660 Yer gonna talk or I'll stuff ya in my trunk and take ya to a 2 hour drive-in movie. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4661 The floor is about to flood so you better tell me were the money is! 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
4662 I appreciate your Covid protocol, but this is gonna take forever. 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
4663 Sorry your glasses are fogging up. 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
4664 The boss told me I have to clean up the mess I made. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4665 This takes sleeping with the fishes to a whole new level. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4666 Damn quarantine. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4667 You gonna come clean or not? 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4668 Next time I see another C in English, it's the Hudson. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4669 Yea, well, the Boss has made a few modifications since listening in on his daughter's Zoom classes. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4670 Well it looks like you're heading to a very short walk on a very long bridge 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4671 All right, now tell us what you did with the rubber duck. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4672 So listen Charlie, I'm going to ask you one more time: Were you or were you not wearing a mask at that fraternity party? 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4673 One minute, and you'll be swimming with the condo association. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4674 I’m not very good at physics, but this looks stupid. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4675 Just remember what happened to rubber ducky. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4676 You need to come clean. Where's the money? 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4677 Come clean, Archibald, or it's curtains for ya! 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
4678 This how we do this now because the pandemic caused the safer at home rule. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4679 Hurry Up! Queal! It's not a low flow shower head and I don't want to get in trouble for wasting water. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4680 Enough with the global warming jokes, cool off man! 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4681 Next time you’ll lather, rinse AND repeat.” 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4682 You think you've got it bad. I have to get you out of the tube, roll ya down the stairs, get ya in the truck, get ya out of the truck, put ya on the boat and drop ya off! I don't know if your worth all that effort. 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
4683 Currently i'm working from home. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4684 This is gonna be a nice, clean kill. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4685 Ya betta spill your guts or ya gonna be swimmin with the rubba duckies. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4686 Curtains? I was told it was a glass shower! 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4687 Talk or the next victim is the rubber duckie. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4688 Youse gotta stop that ‘I’m singin in the rain’ bit; this is a silent picture. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4689 You're gonna die when you see your water bill. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4690 Tonight you swim with the rubber duckies! 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
4691 Sir...you can’t smoke in here. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4692 Because of Covid 19, we have to resort to plan "B" 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4693 I was just kidding when I said it was just a Dry Run. 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
4694 I'd have you 'sleep with the fishes,' but it really stinks up my apartment. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4695 The boss said to take it easy on you, but next time in the Hudson you go. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4696 Time's up, pal. Spill, or you sleep with the duckies. 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
4697 Oh, you’ll come clean alright. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4698 Just stand tall 'til the river thaws. 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
4699 Rising sea levels will take care of the rest! 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4700 Ya could'a hollered it's about to overflow. 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
4701 This is just the warmup for the big dive kid! 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4702 Admit it, the water - it drips, right? 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4703 Boss says we should be more collaborative in our approach. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4704 I got all day, punk." 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
4705 Sorry bub but the bait store was closed so no sleeping with the fishes tonight. I did get ya a rubber ducky though. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4706 The argument is over how, not if. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4707 You got two seconds to tell me who killed Johnny, or I'm taking your loofah. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4708 Sorry, kid, best I can do. Ain't a deep enough body of water in 100 miles. 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
4709 If you don't come clean, we'll turn on the massage setting. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4710 Did you use the biodegradable soap? 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
4711 The fishes want to sleep alone for awhile. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4712 Stubborn cuss eh? You won't hold out against the feather pillows! 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
4713 You're lucky the Governor's stay-at-home order is still in effect. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4714 If we hadda vaccine, we coulda followed standard procedure 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
4715 welcome buddy, standard covid 19 guest cleansing procedure 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4716 The boss wants you to write a winning caption for The New Yorker's Contest no.734 or else... 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4717 This is what it’ll be like for future generations if you don’t act now. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4718 Early unsuccessful attempts at waterboarding. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4719 — Someone unclear on the concept. 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
4720 You think this is bad? I’m the one who’s gotta hit the can before I head out 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4721 Like you got some place better to be? 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4722 I feel a bunch of pandemic and working from home jokes coming 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4723 How’s the water? 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4724 I told you this house has great water pressure. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4725 We’re here to take your rights. 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
4726 It’s just the Hudson is so polluted already. 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
4727 Next time, sanitize your hands. 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
4728 OSHA’s been breathing down the boss’s neck 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4729 This doesn’t resemble any voter booth I’ve been in before. 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
4730 It’s called water tubbing, the new administration thinks it will be a nicer torture experience. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4731 Look, I know you’re not impressed by my ruffian ways but I’m just not a thug at heart... I always wanted to be a dancer. So kid, let me know if the water gets too cold... 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
4732 I learnt the Wim Hof Method. Now, it's the only way I feel safe bathing. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4733 You know how much water you can save showering instead of boarding? 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4734 This is definitely not how I thought 2020 would end. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4735 Hey buddy 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4736 It's not possible to socially distance at the bottom of the Hudson these days, so I've got to work with what I've got. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4737 I told you there was no hot water 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4738 #RudyGiuliani taking care of all those “fraudulent” votes. 😹 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4739 Big T heard you got the ‘vid. I’ll only take the cost of the Purell shower out of the monthly cut Danny 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
4740 Not a bathmat in sight 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
4741 If you’re here... where’s my wife? 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
4742 Let me guess. You *didn’t question the results of the election too? 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
4743 I don’t want to take any chances, I forgot my mask. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4744 A Little cough could cause you big problems, pal 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4745 You see, the shower works just fine 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4746 Torture in the Time of Corona 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4747 You're all washed up. Haha! Get it? 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4748 The boss says you left the Zoom meeting early” 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4749 Prepping for Thanksgiving dinner looks a little different this year. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4750 The pandemic has made gang-work much difficult from home, can't even drown this man with concrete feet. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4751 We’ll see how you handle the water pressure when we socially distance you to the Hudson. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4752 The 2020 mafia is cruel and unusual, to be sure, but thankfully not the brightest 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4753 I should have studied more. 1.1944 0.04484 72 60 11 1
4754 He wanted you to be clean before your dirt nap. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
4755 I'm sorry we have to waste so much of your water, but the boss hates snitches. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
4756 I like everything about this role-play except for the cigarette. 1.1935 0.06837 62 54 4 4
4757 I don’t want no shampoo or harsh detergents polluting our rivers and streams 1.1935 0.06438 62 53 6 3
4758 Boss says you should sleep with the fishes. Lucky for yous I got ichthyophobia. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
4759 the attention-seeking mobster 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
4760 The boss ain't happy you didn't like his submission to puzzle 730. Don't you like subtle references to Stuart Little? You know EB White used to work for your rag? 1.1935 0.06837 62 54 4 4
4761 It's not easy doing this during a quarantine 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
4762 I’ll pull the curtain so you won’t be embarrassed if someone comes in. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
4763 seriously, pleas just drop me in the river 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
4764 Start talking or you'll be in even more hot water. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
4765 We got some budget cuts this year. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
4766 So--to increase the accuracy of our polls, please answer the following questions. . . 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
4767 This is just a preview... you talk and we take you to a real river. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
4768 What with the social distancing, we couldn't get the boys to take you and dump you in the East River, so this will have to do! 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
4769 Sorry for the inconvenience, the fishes are quarantined. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
4770 In the old days, I'd put you in the river. 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
4771 If you don't start talking soon the water's gonna get a lot deeper, pal. 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
4772 It's da rule at dis beach that youse can't go swimin' unless youse takes a showa. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
4773 You’re a hard nut to crack... 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
4774 Our sources say you're fond of singing in the shower. Well? 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
4775 Now - answer my questions without your dirty lies 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
4776 You don’t talk, I pull the plug. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
4777 We have new ways to make to talk! 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
4778 Hi Jeff 1.1935 0.06438 62 53 6 3
4779 You just need to talk a little. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
4780 So I'm guessin' this is your first hit. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
4781 YOU BETTER COME CLEAN SOON, MULDOON. 1.1935 0.06438 62 53 6 3
4782 Joey Coconuts used to be an HR director...he believes in progressive discipline. 1.1935 0.06438 62 53 6 3
4783 We have ways to make you come clean. 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
4784 let me know if the water gets too hot. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
4785 Practice makes perfect 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
4786 This quarantine is cramping my style. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
4787 Okay four-eyes,time to come clean. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
4788 Look, it's my first day, OK? Alls I know is this is supposed to keep you from talkin'. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
4789 I knows its not normal but we can't let you sleep within six feet of the fishes. 1.1935 0.06438 62 53 6 3
4790 OK, pal, time to come clean 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
4791 If you don't come clean, the dishwasher is next and you'll be swimmin with the dishes 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
4792 We thought we had ways of making you talk” 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
4793 I've got five more to judge but I'd say you're in the top three. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
4794 Working from home clearly decreased my productivity. 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
4795 Bad guys unclear on the concept. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
4796 I'm struggling with the whole work from home thing. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
4797 It was this or send you to England. 1.1935 0.06438 62 53 6 3
4798 This way I won't have to file another Environmental Impact Statement. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
4799 This guy is tough, he's not even talking yet." 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
4800 Scrub a dub dub... there's a snitch in the tub. 1.1935 0.06438 62 53 6 3
4801 We can't find the boat. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
4802 Relax. This is just a beta test. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
4803 I’m getting awful soggy here, but it’s better than waterboarding I guess. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
4804 I told them to make it look like suicide! 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
4805 I know you did not drown the first two times, but the boss signed a deal with Holiday Inn Express 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
4806 I told the boss we can't use a giant cork... 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
4807 Except when daddy does this at work the water is, of course, much deeper. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
4808 Talk or you'll be swimming with your rubber ducky before sunrise. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
4809 The boss found the jokes you wrote for his roast a little too Proustian oblique for his likings. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
4810 The shower shoes are just a warning — next time, it’s the overshoes. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
4811 I got three words for you: water bill." 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
4812 We can't have any dirty dead. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
4813 a softy admistrating water boarding 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
4814 I think the Boss is going kind'a soft. 1.1935 0.06438 62 53 6 3
4815 What d'ya mean "" apples my da deluge?" 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
4816 Due to COVID, I can't dump you in the river 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
4817 Tonight you’re gonna sleep with the soap dishes. 1.1935 0.06438 62 53 6 3
4818 Yeah, this work-from-home deal has really changed everything. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
4819 Waterboarding? Never heard of it. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
4820 Time to swim with the rubber duckies 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
4821 I’ll do whatever it takes to make you sing. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
4822 This is the offer you can't refuse 1.1935 0.05058 62 52 9 1
4823 Gestalt therapy- 2020 1.1935 0.06438 62 53 6 3
4824 Careful not to get wet. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
4825 sure, i save on the commute, but the plumber really eats into my margins. 1.1935 0.06438 62 53 6 3
4826 - Work from home Mobster 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
4827 I finally convinced the boss I should be allowed to work from home during the pandemic. We all have to do our part, you know." #workfromhome @ellisjrose 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
4828 This is the last time I’ll be working from home! 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
4829 Speak quick or that low pressured shower will have you look like in that weird Seinfeld Episode 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
4830 How about now? Are you scared now? 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
4831 If you want I could try laying down 1.1935 0.06438 62 53 6 3
4832 This Covid-19 working-from-home crap has got to end 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
4833 You’ve got a bright future in this business kid. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
4834 Maybe it doesn't seem that much more effective than the sink, but wait until the hot water runs out, tough guy! 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
4835 Everybody gets to work from home but me. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
4836 Can you at least close the shower curtain please? 1.1935 0.06837 62 54 4 4
4837 Trust me, we’re both gonna get off clean. 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
4838 When the bossman decided that work from home is a killer idea" 🤪 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
4839 Day 254 of quarantine: I’ve been trying to feel something. Nothing’s working 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
4840 Now tell us; who has access to your business zoom account? 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
4841 We wanted to maintain social distancing guidelines. 1.1912 0.04570 68 57 10 1
4842 If you don't talk, I'll pull the plug... 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
4843 Is your name Waldo? 1.1905 0.04987 63 51 12 0
4844 You better talk before that tub overflows, my wife will kill you! 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
4845 Let me know if you need me to scratch your back. 1.1905 0.06343 63 54 6 3
4846 If you don’t talk soon I’m gonna start dumpin’ ice cubes in there 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
4847 Nothing personal dude. The boss didn't like your move from New Jersey to Florida to save on taxes. 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
4848 Ugh, this is wasting my electricity bill. 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
4849 Ya needed a clean-up 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
4850 If you want it done right, do it yourself. 1.1905 0.04987 63 51 12 0
4851 Ain't supposed to float and we're gonna figure this out. 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
4852 OK, I need an answer: How long was King George III's reign? 1.1905 0.06343 63 54 6 3
4853 Take it easy Mr. Rosenstein, Jr. said he'd be right back with the bubble bath. 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
4854 Too bad you got yourself in hot water there...Would you like me to switch it to cold for you? 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
4855 You probably won’t sleep with the fishes either. 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
4856 That'll teach ya to remove the water saver. 1.1905 0.04987 63 51 12 0
4857 That's a hell of a way to try to give up smoking. 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
4858 Okay Barr, when I told you to come clean this is not what I had in mind! 1.1905 0.04987 63 51 12 0
4859 Yeah, I know. Consider this a warning. 1.1905 0.04987 63 51 12 0
4860 How would 'ja like ta swim wit' de Missus? 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
4861 Wise guy, eh? 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
4862 When the pandemic’s over, we’ll be doing this outside. 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
4863 If this doesn't kill you, the electricity bill will 1.1905 0.04987 63 51 12 0
4864 Man I’ve gotta fire Giuliani. 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
4865 Sorry we aren't near an ocean so you will have to die slower. 1.1905 0.04987 63 51 12 0
4866 There have got be easier ways to commit insurance fraud 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
4867 I wanted to give you the look and feel while you're still not dead. 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
4868 (Man in shower) "Can you put that cigarette out, I'm allergic to smoke" 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
4869 All right you dirty rat, where'd you get the conditioner? 1.1905 0.06734 63 55 4 4
4870 Don Faucetti sends his regards. 1.1905 0.06343 63 54 6 3
4871 Talk, or we release the man-eating goldfish next. 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
4872 OK kid, I think we're ready for the kiddie pool. 1.1905 0.06734 63 55 4 4
4873 No, I don't know whether it's a water saver nozzle, and no, you can't have a rubber ducky! 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
4874 Usually after putting someone in cement shoes I throw them in the river. Consider this a warming. 1.1905 0.04987 63 51 12 0
4875 Yeah? It means you're all washed up. 1.1905 0.04987 63 51 12 0
4876 I told ya to come clean! 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
4877 if it wasn’t for the stay at home order you’d be swimming with the fishies 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
4878 It's a lot easier if you're willing to take your own shower! 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
4879 Boss says this don't work, you get a bad Yelp review. 1.1905 0.06343 63 54 6 3
4880 Still won't talk? No cell phone for a week. 1.1905 0.06343 63 54 6 3
4881 So, where are the diamonds? 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
4882 You just missed the cash, wall clock, jewelry, and television by 30mins. On a different note, can you please increase the flow of hot water? 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
4883 You'll inhale -- sooner or later. 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
4884 We’re resourceful in the mob, lockdown isn’t going to save you bub. 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
4885 Again - you're certain this is what they mean when they talk about "cement shoes?" 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
4886 I threw a can of tuna in so you can swim with the fishes. 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
4887 Floating could be a problem. 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
4888 This whole cartoon was an ugly mistake. 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
4889 Wrong metaphor stupid its concrete jungle not shower 1.1905 0.04987 63 51 12 0
4890 Got any other ideas, wise guy? It the first hit I been hired for in Arizona. 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
4891 We're following the Clean Water Act 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
4892 Vito Corleone: The Early Years 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
4893 You'd be swimmin' with the fishes, but these are tough times. We all gotta make do. 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
4894 Maybe this will get you to come clean 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
4895 One more peep about election fraud and it's curtains for you. 1.1905 0.04987 63 51 12 0
4896 Yah, all our overshoes run a bit snug, but as you can see, the waterproofing is superb! 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
4897 Beats me. Boss said, death by a thousand drops. 1.1905 0.04987 63 51 12 0
4898 Take this as a warning. 1.1905 0.04987 63 51 12 0
4899 Get your head under water or else.” 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
4900 Any more garbage comes outta that mouth, I’m gonna rinse it out with soap. 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
4901 Spill or it's curtains for you. 1.1905 0.06343 63 54 6 3
4902 Your mother and I ain't sure how this home schooling thing works. 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
4903 I don’t think this is how waterboarding is supposed to work. 1.1905 0.04987 63 51 12 0
4904 I know it’s not ideal ... 1.1905 0.06343 63 54 6 3
4905 Romancing the Tub 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
4906 Ohhhh buoy. 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
4907 Another screw up I have to fix. 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
4908 Darn, forgot my mask. Don’t go anywhere. Be right back. 1.1905 0.04987 63 51 12 0
4909 if this doesn't work, global warming will get ya 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
4910 Did you, or did you NOT, rinse the dishes BEFORE you loaded them into the dishwasher? 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
4911 Hey kiddo, do you realize now that self-destruction doesn’t solve shit? 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
4912 Boss says we get tax credits this way. 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
4913 Just testing to see if the intimidation factor translates well 1.1905 0.04987 63 51 12 0
4914 And when you’re done there, wash your hands for 20 seconds 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
4915 Any OTHER last requests your highness? 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
4916 You said that you needed some new shower shoes. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
4917 If this don't freshen up your memory, next you'll be sleeping with the dishes. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
4918 You better come clean soon, you dirty rat. This is just the rinse cycle. You don’t wanna make me use sanitize or you’ll be in there forever. 1.1864 0.06609 59 51 5 3
4919 No one's going to find Waldo this time. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
4920 Glad I dropped by ~ Son. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
4921 I'm trying to clean up my act. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
4922 Hands free delivery will cost you more if it needs to be to kept cold and wet. 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
4923 Talk or I'll get the board. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
4924 You have to move with the times 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
4925 I overcooked it. Mamma said wet it down and don't stir. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
4926 Fine, I’ll give you a full refund since the thermostat is not working. But can you first let me go? 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
4927 I have no choice, Tommy. Your mom can't find out. 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
4928 ...and as for finding a horse's head in Lockdown? Fuhgetabout it. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
4929 Climate change is playing hell on the rivers, so we had to improvise 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
4930 Pardon me. I didn’t mean to walk in on you. 1.1864 0.06609 59 51 5 3
4931 If you don't spill the beans soon the couple 4C below are gonna kill ya cuz of the water damage. 1.1864 0.05657 59 51 6 2
4932 Great. Now we can start having gay sex. 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
4933 Look pal, we agreed on $50 to fix your toilet. Then you want me to tie you up, whatever. Don't gimme this shit now you're gonna pay me with bathwater. Like, what the fuck do these simps even do with that shit? Drink it? Toss off in it or some fuck? 1.1864 0.06609 59 51 5 3
4934 Look, pal, my bad on the wrong-guy mix-up. But I still have to put you through some sadistic toilet flushes for street cred sake. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
4935 You should not have come to work infected with covid. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
4936 We didn't want to contribute to ocean pollution. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
4937 ...So you still ain't talking?... well next we go to the hot tub. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
4938 Don't take this personal. It's just business. 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
4939 You’ll talk when the water runs cold. Now I need to know, is your water tank 60 or 40 gallons ? 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
4940 See what you can do about the pace of Operation Warp Speed. 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
4941 Yes, keep soaking your feet. It will help with your pedicure 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
4942 I thought I understood the instructions..... 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
4943 I cant take you to the river because I forgot my universally mandated masks! 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
4944 We are obeying the virus lockdown! 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
4945 Fuhgeddaboudit, sleeping with the fishes pollutes natures most valuable resource. 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
4946 My downstairs neighbors will be very upset when the water seeps into their apartment 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
4947 You better start talking or you'll be saury. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
4948 Yes, it might seem goofy, but we have to really cool you down for the new Covid vaccine. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
4949 The boss told me to clean you, so I'm cleanin' you. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
4950 It's either name the source . .or you'll be sleeping with the scum ring . .. 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
4951 Talk, or you’ll sleep with the fishes— socially distanced, of course. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
4952 Is he waiting for a storm . 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
4953 '' You've got ten minutes to talk, then I'm gonna plug ya.'' 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
4954 The fishes refused to swim with you... 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
4955 It's the updated version of Cement Boots! 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
4956 You wanna be swimmin’ with the rubber duckies? 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
4957 Consider youse-self lucky we used up all our loofahs. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
4958 Tell me where da money is, or it's curtains for you. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
4959 Yes, she was very clear. She said “cement shoes” and”under water.” Why do you ask? 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
4960 Don't be thinkin' ya gettin' off easy pal, 'cause after a little while you'll still end up sleepin' wit da fish! 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
4961 It would be an apparent murder-suicide. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
4962 I give you credit. It takes a cold, hearted man to let suede get wet. 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
4963 Okay I'll make you an offer you can't refuse. One hour of ipad after bathtime, and then it's straight to sleeping with the fishes with you son! 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
4964 Da E.P.A. bosses says we can't dump no good dirty rats in the river no more. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
4965 Don’t make me add the bubbles. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
4966 We painted over the fishes. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
4967 Im sorry Mikey! My hands are tied. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
4968 Narrator: Cuomo’s Mask Police™️ still had details to iron out. 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
4969 Where’s my manners! You want a blindfold? 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
4970 OK, let's consider this an inside job. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
4971 It's not a physical drowning, it's a financial one once the water bills come in. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
4972 No more sleeping with the fish. Global warming. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
4973 Dis concludes your MobFit session. And don't forget our new promotion: you'll get one free, "high intensity" workout every day until you post the boss a 5-star review. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
4974 If you like,I can turn out the light? 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
4975 It’s time for you to swim with the rubber duckies. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
4976 And after you fall asleep, I"m gonna throw in some fishes. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
4977 Talk! Do you have any idea what this will do to your water bill? 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
4978 Boss thought you smell’t fishy. 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
4979 Ok buddy, cough it up...who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?! 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
4980 I considered a walk-in tub, but then realized you could just walk out. 1.1864 0.06609 59 51 5 3
4981 Ever the pedant, Tony took his role mentoring the new guy seriously. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
4982 I will give you the money but I would like to know what you had in mind for the next phase of torture. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
4983 So pal, you think you can soften those concrete boots ? 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
4984 Alright Alan The Agoraphobic, start talking." 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
4985 You expected the East River, Kid? Welcome to the new normal. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
4986 I'm cuttin' you a break here. Joey would have used a glass enclosure instead of a curtain. 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
4987 Minnesota Method...dang lakes are froze, but trust me, the Green Guilt will get you, about 230 gallons from now. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
4988 After I close that curtain, the next guy will think twice before calling us a bunch of stupid mobsters. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
4989 Think of it as ballast for your swim class 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
4990 Soon you'll be swimming with the wild salmon fillets and the monkfish with parsley butter. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
4991 This is hardly "swimming with the fishes" 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
4992 This hurts me more than it hurts you. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
4993 Tony “The Clawfoot” knew the only thing worse than death was making you watch as your home gets water damage before your very eyes. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
4994 Even the mafia takes the pandemic seriously and we’re working from home... 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
4995 That goddam social distance crap means the river's full,but Trump still says you're fired. 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
4996 Listen, Kiddo, there's a deadly pandemic out there so we gotta do things a lil' differently these days. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
4997 We have ways to make you shelter-in-place. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
4998 Remember kid, cleanliness is next to godliness. 1.1864 0.06609 59 51 5 3
4999 I hate it when they don't pull the curtain 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5000 Your running out of time! 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5001 Enjoy bathing with the curtain partly in the tub, pal. 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
5002 You crossed the Chief Dexter! We warned you not to certify those Michigan votes! You will need to cool your heels until 2024! 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
5003 You could have located your company anywhere, Mr. Gates. Why Seattle, Bill? Why Seattle? 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
5004 Oh yeah? I could have suffocated you in the back my pick-up. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5005 Tim, I can’t right now. I’m in a bit of bind 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5006 You want to sing the enjoyable way or the not so enjoyable way? 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5007 Yeah, the boss distinctly said "Paulie Freckles sleeps with the loofahs." 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5008 Nah, it won’t kill ya, but your skin’s gonna prune somethin’ fierce. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5009 Some guys are lucky -- they live in a desert. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5010 Well, well, what we have here. Enjoying fake rain, aren’t we? You can go outside you know. 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
5011 I'm giving "50 Ways to Whack a Guy During COVID Lockdown" two stars on Amazon 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
5012 Look, enough with the dramatics. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
5013 All they told me is that you were to shower with the fishes. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5014 Take comfort in knowing your actions have helped local rope makers pay their rent. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5015 Instead, once you're not sure if its a cold or covid, we let your anxiety cripple you. 1.1864 0.05657 59 51 6 2
5016 So, this time you’re blaming the rope for being cork high and bathtub deep. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5017 Ya ready to sleep wit' da rubber duckies? 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5018 The boss throws me all his overflow business 1.1864 0.06609 59 51 5 3
5019 Man, someone did a crappy job tying you up. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5020 This is only until the lockdown ends. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
5021 You'll be prepped for 2 weeks due to the quarantine restrictions before you can swim with the fishe 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5022 Don't get smug - that water's from the Gowanus. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5023 Sorry, this is the best we can do - we can't get down to the river without being stopped for violating the lock-down. 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
5024 Have fun ‘drowning’ 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
5025 So, just to clear the air about our childhood issues... 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
5026 Honestly, I thought they were putting you on ice not in it! 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5027 Talk! Or you'll be sleepin' with the rubber duckies tonight. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5028 Nice try Elroy, but you’re not going to get me to laugh first again this time!” 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5029 The bubbles come next if you don 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5030 Because we're under quarantine, we can't take you to the East River, so this will have to do. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5031 On the plus side, History will honor you for speaking Truth to Power 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
5032 Bath tub instead of natural water drowning? You must have pissed off the new data-driven mob 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
5033 I don't do metrics. You figure it out. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5034 Did I mention the water's not safe to drink? 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
5035 We call this a "leveraged buyout." 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
5036 Informed without d-scent. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5037 Darn it. Cocrete doesn't work either! 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
5038 This is harder on me than it is on you. 1.1864 0.06609 59 51 5 3
5039 Yes, I said shower-bath, but in the river. 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
5040 We were advised to stay inside. so Rhia is how we do it in an pandemic 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
5041 I think I misunderstood the part about 'bath' 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
5042 I know I'm not supposed to do this, but would you like my hat? 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5043 What, no lakes around here? 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5044 I HAVE TO PEE. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
5045 I drop out of school in fifth grade- why do you care? 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5046 We might be in a landlocked state, In the midst of a drought With no pools lakes or open Wells Within a 100 miles but Mugsy is still gonna make you sleep with the fishes. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5047 You’re lucky. Given the quarantine, this was the best I could do. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5048 City's on lockdown,so you can swim with the duckies,Derwood. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5049 That will take the stink off you. 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
5050 I get excited when I switch temperatures over and over again!” “Try it, you’ll see what I mean! 1.1864 0.06609 59 51 5 3
5051 I guess you'll think twice before ever trying to take my rubber duck again. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
5052 The Don didn't say nothin' bout no golden shower. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5053 I’m going to the pet shop for some fishes! When I get back, you’ll sleep with them. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5054 Talk or I'm gonna have to get the bubbles. 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
5055 Not again. Barron sighs as he finds his boss in his shower for the third time this week. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
5056 Only real pieces of work get to swim with the fishes. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5057 Well, your glasses will fog up soon. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
5058 Shower boarding is not a crime. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5059 Perhaps this will refresh your memory. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
5060 Oh Geez, I'm confusing Tarantino with Coppola when I really want to lean into Scorsese. Let's start again. 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
5061 The idea is to make you bored ; water-bored. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
5062 Didn't you see the no smoking sign on your way in? That's one clue you missed. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5063 I was told to make you swim with the duckies. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
5064 do you 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
5065 Dystopian Future Illegal streaming again says Uncle Fredo. Thelma Fields 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
5066 I couldn’t take you in the boss’ car to the East River because we have to maintain a safe social distance. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5067 Talk- it runs cold in five minutes. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
5068 I hear a warm shower has a calming influence. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5069 We clear the congestion first and then we swim. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5070 We'll see if you ever come clean. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5071 Ok...now for your cut and color. 1.1864 0.06609 59 51 5 3
5072 I know you haven't been to school in two months but wait any longer and your mother and I will have to impose a lockdown on you. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
5073 Tell me again why the Don's Zoom calls have been choppy or the tap turns to lukewarm. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5074 Why the glasses? 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
5075 So,is it 2 fingers or 3 fingers? Who won? 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
5076 Don't get your hopes up! I turned up the water heater to just below boiling. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5077 We’ve moved to a trial period business model 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
5078 You’re not leaving until you come clean. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
5079 Tonight, you're gonna sleep with da fishes! 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
5080 Let this be a warning. Next time we'll throw you in the sink. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5081 I didn't want it dis way Specs, but da boss is ecology minded. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5082 yea, well the traffic to the lake at this hour is insane. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5083 Soft guys like you get 'wading with the waterbugs'. 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
5084 “Pay back? You’re getting warm.” 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5085 Look on the bright side, you don’t have to wash behind your ears! 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
5086 Yeah ? Just wait till that curly hair kinks! 1.1864 0.06609 59 51 5 3
5087 I am waiting for you to be sanitized...THEN I'll kill you. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5088 You’re lucky the river is a foot deep right now. But it is raining and we try to keep things even-Steven... 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
5089 I just wanted to remind you that you are out of your dept 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
5090 Give it up now, before the hot water runs out. 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
5091 You know “sleeps with the fishes” is a figure of speech, right? 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5092 If you don’t start talking and do it soon, the floor’s gonna get mighty wet. 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
5093 You might want to spring for detangling shampoo next time 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5094 I am not amused 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5095 Had the Conservation Initiative been threatened before? 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5096 ...and I thought maybe I was going too far with our murder mystery game night. 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
5097 I told yous ya better come clean. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5098 Those boots are not made for walking! 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5099 How long ya think you're gonna be? 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5100 Is it too late to ask for another loan? 1.1864 0.06609 59 51 5 3
5101 There's still time to include me in your Living Will. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
5102 I never guaranteed that the patch would help you kick your smoking habit. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
5103 Talk to me or deal your downstairs neighbor. It's up to you. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5104 It's how Houdini learned to multi-task. 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
5105 You gonna talk, or do I have to bring out the duckies? 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5106 The boss don't care if they find you, or they don't, Waldo. It's business. Either way, you gotta rinse and repeat. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
5107 Where did you hide the soap, Søn? 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
5108 This usually happens a mile offshore, so thanks for helping to stop ocean pollution. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5109 Come clean, already. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
5110 Boss told me to 'make it clean' 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
5111 I think we cemented our relationship enough today. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
5112 OK I'm totally soaking wet. What else you got? 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
5113 I'll be back for you once my car gets fixed, and then we can head for a picnic near the river. " 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5114 You've gotta find better ways to entertain yourself during these lockdowns 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
5115 I suppose you need help finding your striped hat... 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5116 You know that those things will kill you, right? 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5117 I told Mr. Giuliani we should have done this down at the harbor, but he insisted on the Harbor Hotel. Fool him once, he said. 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
5118 Son, I don't care what you're into, but don't stand in your mother's buckets. 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
5119 I know it's not the same. Just do me the favor and die. I also cannot come more near than 1 meter. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5120 Sure, but all the Jersey dry cleaners are in lockdown. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
5121 Be right back, gotta call Walter White... 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5122 You always have, I must say, a smooth explanation ready. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
5123 The boss is gonna be real mad this week, first the river gin doesn't work out and now this 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
5124 My culture is not your costume 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
5125 so now when you think mafia you're gonna think bdsm, capisce? Remember to tell your friends. 1.1864 0.05657 59 51 6 2
5126 So you sayin All is Lost, Robert? 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5127 Hi. Did you design the Dallas Stars reverse retro jerseys? You shall be shamed 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
5128 2020’s bucket list 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
5129 Mind if I smoke while you die of over hydration? 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5130 This is the last clue... Have you guessed the movie title? 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5131 „Waterboarding during the era of Social Distancing“ 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5132 Tonight you sleep socially distanced from the fishes. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
5133 Rudy says I gotta get more dead voters and there’s a line at the docks. I’ll get the hair dryer. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
5134 Psycho meets the Sopranos meets WFH 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
5135 God dammit Charly, if you would just give me your Netflix password, I would not have to make my own entertainment. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
5136 Soon you're going to be sleeping with the roaches 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
5137 Hitmen adjust to working from someone’s home . 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
5138 It's the only way to get rid of that tobacco smell. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5139 Are you gonna talk? Or do I have to get the plunger? 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5140 We've had some budget cuts this year. 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
5141 It was the only way I could make sure you didn’t go to Thanksgiving with your family. Just sit tight for a week, I have 328 million more stops to make 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5142 You are...well...were one step ahead of me. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
5143 The instructions said “Just Add Water” 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5144 Covid conscious Hitman" 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
5145 I shouldn't have bought underwater concrete 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5146 Did You also forget to bring her followers?! 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5147 Don't you ever say, "You don't know what its like to be heartbroken." 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
5148 Should we hit the lights on the way out? 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5149 I said you can take a shower Tom, not hog the tub. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5150 You made the choice to work for him. We’ll help you out, but first you gotta resign, kid. 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
5151 Its a process these days sonny, I'll be back with the fishes. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5152 Yeah, lockdown meant we had to jump in feet first with new initiatives 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5153 I don't want to risk getting virus in my car trunk, I live with my mamma 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
5154 Whatever it takes to see you in attention 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5155 It would help if you looked a little more terrified. 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
5156 Take a bath. I can smell you through your webcam . 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
5157 What exactly you wanted me to rehearse? 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
5158 You can tell the boss he's clean now. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5159 Got a packed schedule tomorrow so I wanted to get a head-start on things you know what I mean 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
5160 I told the boss not to join the Geneva Conventions. "Hey Boss," I says. "It ain't waterboarding if he don't feel like he's croaking," I says. But no one listens to Old Cheney no more. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
5161 I think you’ve seen The Shape of Water too many times. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5162 The hot water bill will keep rising until I get some answers, Mr. Jones. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5163 Excuse me, I see you’re following pandemic guidelines by showering fully clothed, but, you forgot your mask. Unfortunately, that’s a $50 fine. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
5164 Don’t worry kid, you’ll be talking in about 72 hours. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5165 Am I missing a point? 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
5166 She told me “I never go outside anymore” isn’t a valid excuse, it’s been 8 months. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5167 Have you started preparing for our trip to Serbia yet, Vlad? 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5168 We normally do this at a lake, but you know... we want to follow the stay at home restrictions. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5169 shall we begin.... 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5170 Our industry is not different, we all work from home and I just don't have a pool in my home. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
5171 What's al Franklin up to now? 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
5172 Making sure you are COVID free 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
5173 Freeze! 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
5174 Maybe a long, hot shower will make you sing. 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
5175 Consider this a warning. No more anchovies on the pizza. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
5176 Next time maybe you'll think twice before you mess with Jimmy 'Broken Shower Thermostat' 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
5177 BEHAVE YOURSELF IN YOUR NEXT ZOOM MEETING. 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
5178 Come on, you're not really that stupid are you??? 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
5179 Those animals. No way they stayed six feet away. 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
5180 Budget cuts are affecting everyone. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
5181 You gotta stay awake until Louie gets here in a little while with the fishes! 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
5182 This is your last chance Seymour. Gimme the name, or you can stand there and watch me ruin these hardwood floors! 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
5183 Sooner or later you're going to want to lay down and sleep. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
5184 The boss said to make sure you sleep with the drain monster. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
5185 For last time Rudy, I am not Borat. 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
5186 All right, pal, where'd you hide the soap? 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
5187 Fear death by drowning. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
5188 We support the new pollution restrictions and illegal dumping in the river, so yeah, we try to do our part. 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
5189 Thee boss said to leave it in for a “full minute” before rinsing. 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
5190 Fools who run their mouths off wind up dead 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
5191 Any last words? 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
5192 I know I iced you but now the boss needs you. 1.1833 0.06506 60 52 5 3
5193 Are you gonna talk? Or do I need to turn up the heat? 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
5194 The rubber duckies won’t help you this time. 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
5195 Idk voter 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
5196 Cement shoes only work in natural bodies of water! Capishé? 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
5197 If needed ,we use an alternative called waterboarding. You might like that better 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
5198 It's kind of Trumpian. We like to tease our victims. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
5199 Cool off...just got word that President told the mob to patrol sex offenders 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
5200 With Covid spiking we are under quarenteen so all our work is done from home. 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
5201 Son, Admit that you cheated at poker. 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
5202 If you aren’t in the car in five minutes, I’m leaving without you 1.1833 0.06506 60 52 5 3
5203 When I told you to take the plunge, this is not what I had in mind. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
5204 Mask: check. Wash-up: check. Pretty soon, there's going to be great social distancing, too. 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
5205 relax, its just until the downstairs neighbor pays up 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
5206 Perhaps you're not giving me the answers I want becauseI'm new at this, or because you've calculated that you will neither sink nor swim. 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
5207 The boss is in sensitivity training 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
5208 You'll talk alright. It's just a matter of time before your hair looks wet! 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
5209 You might find it quicker to wash yourself without the rope, buddy 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
5210 We warned you what would happen if you double-crossed us, Smithers. But something about this doesn't seem quite right. 1.1833 0.06506 60 52 5 3
5211 You won't get away with it! The neighbors will smell the smoke & complain. 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
5212 Do I look like I care the hot water is running out? 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
5213 Change or die. You pick, Zuckerburg. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
5214 Start talkin or the ducky gets it 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
5215 Your Boy Scout Godfather badge is in the bag. 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
5216 I'll let you go if you come clean. 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
5217 I'm glad you've decided to come clean... 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
5218 The lame MSM just won't admit the tub's Long Island Sound and you're sleepin' with the fishes buddy. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
5219 I was sending you to the showers anyway. 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
5220 Don't miss you student loan payment again! 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
5221 Gather, rinse, repeat. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
5222 Sorry, boss said we need to cut down on our hot water usage 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
5223 The new mold is working. We're ready for Shark Tank. 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
5224 No, this is not how Houdini got started. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
5225 Next time you’ll think twice before putting yourself on mute. 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
5226 I'm part of the gig economy now. 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
5227 Thank you for complying with the Mob’s new COVID-19 sanitation policies. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
5228 Quand je disais que tu te noyais dans un verre d'eau, je parlais au sens figuré tu sais 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
5229 You’re in hot water, George 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
5230 Ok, I give up. Buoy or a lighthouse? 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
5231 I really should have put some socks on. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
5232 IT SEEMS TO BE WEAK. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
5233 Ok son, I get it, you're implying that you need to carry out photosynthesis for food right? Jeez, how much money do you need this time? 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
5234 You should have made sure the dye was permanent 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
5235 Work from home after covid lockdown 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
5236 If you could just use the sanitizer at the door that’d be great thanks. 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
5237 I was just going to have “the talk”, but now I’m leaving your mother, good luck. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
5238 Admit it again! We were on mute. 1.1833 0.06506 60 52 5 3
5239 Yes, boss. Even after all of these months - you’ve still got it! 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
5240 Son, I know your followers want more "my dad's a mobster" stories, but they don't pay the utilities, capiche? 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
5241 You’re not really from Southern Italy are you? 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
5242 Very well. We'll do this the hard way. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
5243 You're lucky, I'm going without my daily Guava Shower Gel 1.1806 0.04345 72 61 10 1
5244 if there is a.leak my downstairs neighbor will freak! 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
5245 Tonight you sleep with the rubber duckies. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5246 You squealed on the brains of the operation. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5247 Lockdown rules, buddy! Goodfellas gotta work from home, too... 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5248 Times is tough. Driver didn't show--you know, the COVID." 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5249 You better start talking if you don’t want to end up like Rubber Ducky! 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5250 This work from home thing is not working for me. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5251 I'm sorry but with the lockdown I don't have as many options when it comes to drowning people. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5252 You WILL tell me where Waldo is or its curtains for you! 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5253 Maybe you’ll think twice about messing with the Bills Mafia. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5254 now youse just stand der, ya ratfink, ideatin for 10 or 15 minutes. don’t worry bout da hot water bill or nuttin. youse just entertain dem idle notions pop into ya head, wit dat semi-lucid mental play dem shrinks say’s so important to creativity 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
5255 Are you ready to recant Dr. Fauci? 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5256 We'll be back by the end of the month to collect on the utility bill 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5257 This is the best we can do. The boss runs a "green " rub out service. It takes longer but it's easier on the environment. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5258 Hey Bud... I appreciate your emotional intelligence, but you're still gonna pay. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5259 The boss sez once we all get vaccinated, you're history.... 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5260 For the last time kid, if you don't tell me where the money is, it's curtains. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5261 The Boss said to give you an immersive expereience. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5262 Yea, I know. My boss is one of them environmentalists and doesn't want to pollute the Hudson. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5263 How was I to know the tide was out? I'll be back in the morning. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5264 The boss said I can’t torture you, but I can make you uncomfortably damp. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5265 Yes I think it will work. And another thing: Trump won. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5266 Because of climate change, we have to try out new methods of mob persecution 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5267 'Ah, the heck with it. Let's set a new date when the quarantine ends and we both can get out and about." 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
5268 Did the front line workers tell you that you would be able to wash off Covid 19 like that?" Vipin Bery, Toronto,Canad 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5269 Please turn on the grow light! 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5270 When the hot water runs out in an hour or so, maybe then you'll talk. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5271 Yeah, I know what you're thinking, but I have always been a wannabe tough guy. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
5272 This will have to do.. the wife is at the river house 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5273 Talk or you’ll be sleepin’ with the rubber duckies 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5274 Now let's see how youse like swimming wid da rubber duckies. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5275 Tell da boss you're scared so I can finish my apprenticeship. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5276 showered with cliches. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5277 You’re gonna come clean, one way or another! 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5278 It's supposed to be a kinder, gentler world. 1.1786 0.06793 56 49 4 3
5279 You wanna a smoke? 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5280 I can't smoke and wear a mask at the same time, so this'll have to do. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5281 I got da idea from an old New Yorker cartoon, wit' a guy drownin' in da shower wit da fishes swimming roun' him." 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
5282 Don’t you worry about that ... we’ve got plenty of hot water! 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5283 You gonna talk or do I have to hurt the rubber duck? 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
5284 After your test drive, please, give us your feedback on how we can improve our methods. It is very important to the organization to offer the best service to our clients. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5285 That's right, Guido. You sleep with the rubber duckies tonight. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5286 So, she said I was cute, eh? 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5287 Sleep with the rubber duckies 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
5288 The sign at the pier said victims gotta shower before swimming with the fishes. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5289 We thought maybe you'd sing in the shower. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5290 Look here kid, traffic is backed up real bad on the Dan Ryan Expressway all the way to Lakeshore Drive, so do me a favor: look up and open your mouth. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
5291 Of all the bathtubs in all the world... 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5292 Careful - you’re almost up to your neck in hot water. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5293 Where's Waldo, Where's Waldo. I'll tell ya' where Waldo is ... in hot water for trying to hide from his bookie. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5294 All you need, you dirty rat is CTRL, ALT, DEL and you beat the rap, see! 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5295 Pretty soon, you’ll be sleeping with the rubber duckies. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5296 Last chance to talk, bud, or it's curtains for you! And they're moldy! 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5297 We had a problem with our 2020 transportation budget. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5298 Rocko's putting the fish in your bed so you can sleep. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
5299 I tried to tell the guy this isn't how you "waterboard" someone. He said he had to Google something, and he'd be right back. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5300 Masks? Don't worry pal, that cement's gonna be cured faster than the Covid. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
5301 We had a sit-down with the East River Alliance. Showers are now de rigueur before sleeping with the fishes. Capiche? 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
5302 And I'm keeping the rubber ducky. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
5303 Give us the cash or I'll turn the handle a bit more to the left. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5304 I warned you not to come clean. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5305 Don't force me to bring out Joe "the Rubber Duck" Wallace. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5306 Listen kid, you better start giving me some answers because once the hot water runs out I can't help you. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5307 This is just a taste of what's to come. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5308 Buggy checks out his new cutting edge quick drying and submerge laboratory. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5309 Sorry, we're just trying to keep the oceans clean 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5310 "The job's over, except a small mopping-up operation." 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5311 A quick thaw and you’re good as new! 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5312 So listen punk, you wear a mask or you'll be in there until 2024. Got it? 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5313 Now, admit it. You committed election fraud. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5314 Say it don't spray it. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5315 OK! I'll talk! Can bear to see you suffer like that! 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
5316 Wouldn't it have been easier to just wear a facemask? 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
5317 ...your point is? 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5318 Now will you tell me how to open the refrigerator door? 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5319 Well...this is just an exercise, so you can get a general idea of what are we talking about 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
5320 I bet this is how your mom ends up forcing you to take a shower in quarantine days - case solved your honor 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5321 If this is some kind of cry for help, I'll let your mother handle it. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5322 So who is da stupit one now? 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
5323 You'll come clean . . . , they all do. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5324 Will only do this job for a monthly service agreement. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
5325 OF COURSE YOU WON'T DROWN . YOU'RE OUR ACCOUNTANT -- WE WANT YOU UNCOMFORTABLE, NOT DEAD. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
5326 Talk Lenny. Things will start to get pretty nasty for you once the 4th floor below us fills up. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5327 It is polite to shower before getting in the water. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5328 Whaddaya mean you lost the raffle ticket? My daughter wants that Baby Yoda RIGHT NOW. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
5329 We're locked down. This'll have to do. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5330 The mobster,is having a hard time,transitioning to working at home. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5331 We anaesthetised you while cutting your toe off for the ransom. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5332 If you don't sing, we'll transplant you in the middle of the East River 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
5333 Working from home has its pros and cons. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5334 Hey, no smoking in the house! 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5335 I warned you that the Chinese Water Torture is nothing compared to the Russian Shower Torture. 1.1786 0.06793 56 49 4 3
5336 If ya don't talk now, see, you'll have the angry neighbors below to deal with. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
5337 I don't think this is the historically accurate way of reenacting Titanic. 1.1786 0.06793 56 49 4 3
5338 Boss told me to tie him up,put him in cement shoes and drop him in the water. Now he just looks Water Bored. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
5339 This "working from home" thing stinks. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5340 Don't use up all the hot water this time, eh? 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5341 Now tap your heels together and repeat after me: There’s no place like home. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5342 Luca Brasi showers with the fishes 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5343 And if ya don't drown, at least you'll get a nasty cold. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5344 I really shouldn’t have knocked off Big Louie before he gave me all the cement shoe directions 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5345 Don't tell nosbodies but I'm afraid of the water. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
5346 It’s a pandemic. We all gotta work from home. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5347 I can't take you to the East River with the social isolation restrictions. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5348 Working from home has had its challenges, but I appreciate your flexibility at this time. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5349 Sal had a copala problems with technique 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
5350 OK, for the last time, did you put the hobby horse head in my bed? 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
5351 Next we use the kiddie pool, wise guy. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5352 I gotta let you go. My wife tells me I need to take a shower. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5353 The Eco-Friendly Gangster: Sorry about the rinse. We've been getting warnings not to dump scented conditioners and deodorants into the East River these days. EarthMom.Org 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5354 I promise that as an elector, I will vote as required by the people. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5355 It just doesn't look real enough. Let's try again. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
5356 Well, that didn’t work, do you have a swimming pool? 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5357 I'm blocking the drain, so the water is overflowing any minute now 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
5358 I hate #wfh ... 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5359 mobsters home office never works 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5360 There's an elephant in the room... 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5361 These internet challenges are getting ridiculous 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5362 Well, our budget has been slashed... 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5363 I said I wanted a clean deal, and I'm going to get it 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5364 Don't give me that look! Blame the EPA. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5365 Fuggedaboutit, last chance, or it’s cold water for ya. Where’s da stash a disinfectant wipes? 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5366 You'll swim with the fishes." Quarantine hit job. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5367 Your not going to drown but this won’t be fun. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5368 Hey I don't tell you how to embezzle from the boss, don't tell me how to do my job." Andy Mathieson, Long Beach, Cali 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
5369 Oh, Hi Steve...Damn! I know I had to come into this room but I forgot why. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5370 I said Davey Jones’ locker not his clawfoot 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5371 just let the transition soak in kid 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
5372 Gonna wash that man right out of my hair 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
5373 Still won't talk? You'll be sleeping with the cockroaches by morning... 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5374 Guaranteed you won’t clean up pretty that way. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
5375 So when you said you’d gotten yourself into hot water... 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5376 Home spa services are just my day job. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5377 i hate that they closed the pier for Covid 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5378 Yes the election was completely secure and valid Mr. President 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
5379 If you don't tell us where your son Waldo is, we're going to take you to the river and drop you in the water. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5380 familiarity for your future 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
5381 These jobs were a lot easier when the canal stayed open after 10. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5382 Once he grows to the appropriate size we start in w the orange hair and the big suits. The hard part is erasing all sense of empathy, understanding and basic human decency. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5383 Don't call me lazy. This is a choice. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5384 It’s a message in Sicilian. Close the shower curtain. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5385 We're goin' easy on you this time. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5386 New ordinance, we can’t dump no more. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5387 sorry but we've had to downsize 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5388 Hold your breath or I'll shoot you in the face. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
5389 Sorry Lenny, this is going take a while, the Governor issued new covid restrictions. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5390 Just draw the curtain and I'll come clean 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5391 Look, rescind your certification or get really, really sick! 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5392 Freakin’ shelter in place order! 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5393 Whataya mean there’s no smoking allowed in this building? 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5394 Due to recent covid 19 restrictions on travel, we can't take our scheduled trip to the Meadowlands, so, uh, this may take awhile. 1.1786 0.04492 56 48 8 0
5395 To my Zoom Quantum Physics class: Today, instead of the Schrodinger's Cat thought experiment, we doing an updated version which I call the Kransky's Shower thought experiment. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5396 damn budget cuts. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5397 Boss wants you to be clean for them fishes. Save the reefs and all. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5398 Ever since I threw out my back, I haven't been able to carry anyone to the river. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
5399 I just gotta run out for the fish. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
5400 I'll be back in a few minutes after they fix the tire. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5401 SING, or the curtain stays open. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5402 Just being environmentally correct, pal. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5403 IT'S A LIFE HACK 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5404 Yes, you can consider yourself under water. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5405 I was told my death would be long and painful. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5406 Do you mind if I use the toilet? 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5407 I might be a thug, but I'm totally green. Don't want you gunking up the ocean. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5408 Damn that we live in a landlocked state. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5409 I would normally just throw you in the river, but with covid and all. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5410 Spill your guts or you'll be sleeping with the rubber duckies. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5411 I tink I gonna have to kill you again 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5412 Cross the boss, you get puckered. 1.1786 0.06793 56 49 4 3
5413 So this is what happens when you cross the gay mafia. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
5414 Now I’m going to ask you one more time, where is the TV remote? 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5415 It's EPA's new 'pre-scrub' rule for off-shore disposal. Add it to the damn list of hoops I gotta' jump through. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5416 It'll take a while, but you'll be 'sleeping with the soap dishes' soon enough. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5417 remember, i asked you if you wanted rain or shine 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
5418 The culprit must have a Kohler Complex. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
5419 This lockdown is hampering my business. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5420 Our new Green method has less impact on the environment. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5421 Try to keep it down--my kids are doing remote learning downstairs. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
5422 We’re going to the Hudson if this silence continues 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
5423 Show some humanity and put down a bath mat. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5424 Would you mind closing the curtain? 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5425 Will you be much longer, Nigel? I'm not having you using up all the hot water again. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5426 You’re probably thinking right now that this spy business isn’t all that glamorous. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5427 My Dad taught me to keep my concrete wet until it hardens. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
5428 Next time the lake....quicker and less messy 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
5429 Next time you’ll be social distancing with the fishes. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5430 No,I asked...the Boss said,"No soap". 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
5431 It's all about the execution 1.1786 0.06793 56 49 4 3
5432 I’m just followin’ da Covid restrictions... 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5433 That’s your last request , to put the hot water on to make you more comfortable 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5434 We’re out of toilet paper. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
5435 Sleeping with the fishes” is a metapho 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5436 Tonight you’ll be swimming in lather, rinse, repeat cycle. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5437 Chinese torture Jersey-style. You’re going to tell me everything! 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
5438 And next we’re taking you to a salon. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5439 You know what's wrong with your generation kid ? You're a bunch of snowflakes. Back in my day, when the boss sent a snitch to sleep with the fishes, it meant something big, ya' know? 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5440 'If that won't make you talk, wait 'til you see the sunlamp' 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5441 Come clean: Where's the rubber ducky? 1.1786 0.06793 56 49 4 3
5442 How does your hair stay so full under the shower? 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5443 You'll stay in there until ya come clean! 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5444 Now will you buy a walk-in tub? 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
5445 We're at 410 parts per million already, Jimmy. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5446 Da Boss's daughter is pregnant, so ya gotta come clean. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
5447 Why the boss said tie him up and drop him in the water beats me. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
5448 East River's frozen cover. Best I could do on short notice. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5449 You said you wanted to get acclimated. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
5450 *Nobody calls me Ditzy Don and gets away with it. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5451 I warned you that you could get ‘plugged’.” 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
5452 It’s an enhanced interrogation technique called “water footing” causes wrinkles in the soles of your feet 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
5453 Getting warmer, you say? 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
5454 I hate it when they look you in the eye. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5455 We'll have you singin' in the rain in no time, bud. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5456 This was just to get you ready to sleep with the fishes. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5457 One of the Gangster Handbook’s lesser-known forms of torture is the pruney skin technique. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5458 . " Budget cuts. Waddaya want from me" 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5459 So... you’re binging The Sopranos too? 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5460 I tried the TikTok trend of seeing how your partner reacts when they find you taking a shower with all your clothes on. It didn’t go very well. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5461 Listen, I know you get a kick out of the whole extortion stuff but I’ve really gotten into DIY this year. So? Am I doing it right? 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
5462 When my uncle forcefully makes me take a shower before in Thanksgiving to "remove Coronavirus from my body". 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5463 Is a cruel thing, making sure I don’t get my security deposit back. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5464 Keeping teenagers from sneaking out on a date during the pandemic 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
5465 I’d rather be waterboarded that stand next to someone without a mask 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5466 One day... you'll see! 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5467 I refuse. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5468 you know, what with the COVID stay at home orders and all... 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
5469 Cry me a river. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5470 Your pops said to teach you a lesson for making nona sick. I says: No problem Boss, hows about Pandemic Training 101? 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
5471 So, what’s your water bill every month—on the average? 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5472 This way you stay awake the entire time. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5473 It ain’t sleepin’ with da fishes but I accidentally double booked and have another job in 10. Now lie down. 1.1786 0.05759 56 49 5 2
5474 Experiment: Life under water is never dry 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5475 Stick ‘em up 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5476 Sorry kid, if this takes awhile you can blame the Dems. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
5477 You need to wet and see what happens next. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5478 My aunt told me cold showers stimulate the brain. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5479 Tell me again... why did you wear a mask? 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5480 And that was the last time Mike confused GrubHub with GangsterHub. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
5481 I like to do a dry run, first. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5482 We said it had to be cold water remember 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5483 Sending them to ‘sleep with the fishes’ sent more of a message when I lived in a costal city. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5484 Sorry, where is your Wifi password again? 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5485 That’s Flint water , so you know!! 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5486 You better tell me how many people are coming over for Thanksgiving 1.1786 0.06793 56 49 4 3
5487 lose the glasses. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5488 This work from home thing really just isn't the same 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5489 I offered him a cigarette, he requested a shower 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5490 Should we put a stopper to this? 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
5491 I think you’ve mixed your metaphors . . . 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5492 I'm disappointed in you son. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5493 Don't worry pal. I'm on the practice squad. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
5494 I’ve seen all kinds of insurance fraud, but this one takes the cake. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5495 Hey Tony, you sure the People Laundering idea will work out?" 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
5496 Job description said work remotely. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5497 All my masking and hand sanitizer and what gets me in the end is second hand smoke and a high flo showerhead 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5498 Due to new environmental restrictions, we’ve substituted cement showers for cement shoes down by the river. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5499 Okay, Charlie. You comfortable? Well you'd better start talking or the hot water goes bye-bye 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5500 I'm really no good at my job. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5501 first I'll wash you then I'll frisk and rob you 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
5502 Listen bub, you're gonna spill... they always spill by the end... 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5503 You know, after the past year, this is quite the positive change of events 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
5504 The boss wants you to know he's "woke" now and he hopes you think about him every time you spend some of that $1 million you embezzled from him. 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
5505 This pandemic is really screwing with my dead-body disposal method. 1.1765 0.05904 68 59 6 3
5506 You don't talk, you sleep with the rubber ducky. 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
5507 Damn climate change. At this rate I’ll have to find a Plan C. 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
5508 The Problem Solvers say "Hello." 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
5509 Not that I'm complaining, but I'm pretty sure this isn't what Rocco meant by a wet works job. 1.1754 0.06681 57 50 4 3
5510 I don't know doc,I just feel like I'm losing my edge. Also,you gotta stop gambling. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
5511 'Before I take my rope back, I want it sanitized.' 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
5512 If you untie me, I'll show you where the lake is, ok? 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
5513 Cuz I'm a real nice guy, that's why. So when I throw you in the drink you're no longer a dirty rat. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
5514 Lotta people don’t know this, but the mob is passionate about protecting our nation’s waterways 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
5515 The least I could do is let you multitask. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
5516 Since you won’t wear a mask, we will do it my way. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
5517 I decided to be nice and throw you in here instead of in the Hudson. 1.1746 0.06213 63 55 5 3
5518 the contract was: "feet in concrete and body underwater" 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
5519 If you don't talk, the floor will be wet your wife will be so so mad... 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
5520 Oh. Weird hiding spot, Dave. You’re it. 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
5521 Just think of this as a trial run. Tell us where the loot is, and we'll pull the plug. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5522 It's a criminal case of the cold. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5523 You're coming clean, one way or another 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5524 You ready to come clean yet, or do we do it the hard way?" 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5525 You can sink or swim according to how long you withhold information. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5526 We like testing our cement shoes in the bath tub these days before we send you to swim with the fishes! 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
5527 I don't know, Bill... It might look like greenwashing! 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5528 Cement quality not as good anymore. Need to test for cracks. 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
5529 Tell me what I want to know or you'll sleep with the goldfish. 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
5530 Talk or I'll turn off the hot water. 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
5531 Yes, Your right, This is my first attempt at cement slippers. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5532 Washing me and my clothes 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5533 Did You Call for the Water Cut Off Man 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5534 The boss has been watching a lot of ocean documentaries lately. 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
5535 The Carp in the Bathtub Part 2: Swimming with the Fishes 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5536 I'd be real grateful if you sent a nice note to my supervisor about my helpful customer service. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5537 This time it's your rubber ducky, next time, you'll be swimming with the fishes 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5538 Cut-backs. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5539 Sure, it ain't so bad now, but wait until the sea levels rise. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5540 Why don’t you ask me again not to get high at your house. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5541 We agreed to help clean up the river. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5542 You're lucky, next time it won't be the intern giving you a bath 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5543 ...the shit they call pizza in some places, Jesus, don't get me started...and how the fuck did deep dish ever become a thing? And that rubbery so-called mozzarella they pile on top? What the fuck? It's like chewing on putty. Ok now Olive oil... 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
5544 Is it January 20th already? 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5545 As an environmentalist I refuse to drop any of my victims in the East River. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5546 I warned you we'd get ya to come clean one way or another. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5547 SO, Trump said you’d be fine? 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5548 I am sorry.... I am not into water boarding.... 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5549 The Hudson River is too polluted. We thought this might be a better way to go. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5550 Hey, Punk! Everyone is having to make changes in the Pandemic! 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5551 Times are tough. Weez gotta cut corners where weez can. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5552 Once you get the shivers, we'll talk again. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5553 You should thank us, pal. We could have had you sleep with the fishes. 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
5554 Don't worry pal. Soon enough you will be sleeping wit the goldfishes 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5555 Pandemic's a pain for everyone. 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
5556 If you don't come clean I'll set that showerhead to pulsate. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5557 Have you seen by slippers? 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5558 I Sherlock homes will tie you forever until you tell me about the murder you did 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5559 Hey, doofus! You're supposed to sing in the rain! 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5560 We’re developing authentic questions for the LSAT. So drown already. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5561 I know you are my Godfather , but I do not want you to pull the plug on me if you do , the rubber duckies will die . 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5562 Towels are in the linen closet. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5563 Johnny says you gotta clean up your act... 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5564 I'll get your rubber ducky, but I'm not washing behind your ears. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5565 I told you what would happen, if you dated my daughter. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5566 So, how long have you been a So-wet spy? 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5567 So...You plannin’ on savin’ any uh that hot water for me? 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5568 This is just until the quarantine is over... 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5569 Just wait, that smirk will disappear! 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5570 OK, kid, I'm giving you one last chance...what is my Gmail password that I forgot. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5571 Thank the Uber driver. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5572 The business just ain’t the same since the quarantine. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5573 Sorry, Mitch....this gig is up! 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5574 Buddy, can I bother you for a light? 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5575 It's a 12 story walk-up, no one will ever find you. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5576 Chinese water torture Times a 1000 - so there 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5577 I feel like that most days too, you know. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5578 You shoulda talked; I gotta reeeally small water heater. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5579 If you were Jimmy Hoffa you'd get the deluxe treatment 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5580 Come clean, or I'll pull out the drain plug! 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5581 One last time. Do you mind if I smoke? 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
5582 We have also been affected by COVID restrictions. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5583 When did these fancy execution types get voted in? 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
5584 It's a more humane version of waterboarding. 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
5585 I’m gonna put some fishes in there, then you go to sleep. Got me? 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5586 This is to make sure you don't float when we dump you in the river 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5587 Training session for White House jobs in the outgoing administration. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5588 Darn. The President warned me showerheads don't work right anymore. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5589 You better confess... I will keep this up until you come clean! 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5590 sorry bub, I can't afford to take you to the east river from Los Angeles, 1.1667 0.06868 54 48 3 3
5591 Just wait until the "ice man cometh". 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5592 You'd be swimmin' with the fishes if my car weren't in the shop! 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5593 The first thing I noticed was the odd shape of the tub... 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5594 Next time don’t wear a mask or seatbelt and smoke. Stop being a wimp. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5595 Couldn't afford a trip to the ocean so you better talk before the water overflows. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5596 Dont go anywhere, my boys are coming back with more water 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5597 They say it's sunny in Cuba. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5598 So, as I was telling you, being a vegan is incredibly beneficial for your health. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5599 It’s time to double down on testing! 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5600 They warned me you were a Stoic, but this is a damned waste of my time. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5601 Where we are both going--no more smoking is allowed. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5602 Your luckily this is the best we can do during the lockdown. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5603 The easy way, or the hard way. Now, once again: Did you see voters committing fraud during the election, or not? 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5604 You’ll be sorry when we open the drain 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5605 Where’s the money Henry! 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5606 Oh, and I've left some Goldfish crackers by your pillow. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5607 It’ s the only way I could get a cartoon accepted by The New Yorker. 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
5608 The goldfish should be here any minute. Go to sleep already. 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
5609 This is just a taste of what the East River might feel like. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5610 Alright. Since you're not talking, you clearly don't work for the Trump Administration. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5611 Because my hair - I don't know about you, but it has to be perfect. Perfect," he said. 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
5612 It stops when you hand over the vaccine formula. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5613 I just do faucets. The co-op board’ll sink ya. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5614 These new HR directives are going a bit far 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5615 If you don’t turn off the water, your shoes might get wet, and that might upset you. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5616 I'm missing something. Do you know how this Chicago Overcoat's supposed to work? 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
5617 I’m trying to make this as concrete as possible. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5618 You have to cut my son some slack - he hasn't quite figured out how this "sleeping with the fishes" business works. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5619 This ain't 'Psycho.' 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5620 You think this is bad? Wait'll someone downstairs flushes the toilet. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5621 Nice try but that's waterproof cement. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5622 ... distancing, or else your rubber duckie gets it too. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5623 Looks like the Wet Bandits are back at it 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5624 I didn't have the heart to drop you in the polluted ocean. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5625 You're lucky it was only a misdemeanor instead of a felony. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5626 Our van got towed. But you get the point. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5627 No, you can’t have a shower cap for your naturally curly hair!” 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5628 We don’t need no stinkin’ board to make you talk, cause it’s curtains and fishes, Bucky, curtains and fishes for you. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5629 The boss didn't tell me where or how deep. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5630 Tell me what you did with the absentee ballots or the next stop is the river 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5631 Swim with the flying fishes. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5632 I hope the water's not too cold. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
5633 It takes a lot longer but as you'll appreciate, it's so much better for the environment. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5634 Next time, wear a mask, buddy. Then we'll be able to go to the river. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5635 That’ll teach you not to leave footprints in my wet concrete out front of my house. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5636 OK, Houdini, they’re ready for you on ‘Great Escapes’! 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5637 You said I was going to swim with the fish... 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5638 See? The cement running shoes are waterproof,and a lot more comfortable than they look. 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
5639 Come clean, or I'm going to rat on you! 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5640 So where are the boat keys? 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5641 When the Boss told you to “come clean”, I don’t think he had this in mind! 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5642 Wet men tell no tales. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5643 You're not the only one who has problems. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5644 Now, where did you hide the soap? 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5645 What can I say? I heard da boss said you need ta sleep with da splishes. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5646 Who's the genius now? 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5647 How about a little privacy? 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5648 Hey, even the mob has to economize these days. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5649 Please turn on the hot water. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5650 Sayyy...I guess ya know not to mess with my numbers anymore. Your Accounting days are ovah. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5651 This is what happens when you agree not to vote for Biden 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5652 Ya still want to certify them votes,pal? 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5653 "It's the pandemics. We're forced to make cuts, even traditional 'hits' have been effected. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5654 Personally, I woulda picked sleeping with the fishes 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5655 Don’t wet the floor. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5656 Of all the times for my damned boat to get repossessed! 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5657 Yous ill be swimmin' wit' da missus before long. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5658 You're a little late, but would you hand me my towel? 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
5659 Our drinking water comes from that river. 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
5660 Ok mr. big-shot-store-manager,when is the next shipment of toilet paper rolling in? 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5661 stay here. You can swim out eventually 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5662 You got one last chance to talk before I open the drain. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5663 Still won’t talk? Next is the baby pool. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5664 As soon as the stay-at-home order is lifted, you'll be swimming with the fishes for real. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5665 He'd love to help, but he's a little tied up with taking a shower. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5666 we recently got a budget cut on how many dead bodies can be in a river 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5667 You Don't Look Like a Carjacker, You Look Like What They Call a Nerd, Are Those Pajamas? 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5668 Thanks for using Groupon. If you like this, we offer a "Sleeping with the Fishes" experience that's more immersive. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5669 Acclimated yet? 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5670 Honestly,e this gig as a "cleaner" is as stressful as they warned me it might be. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5671 You mean to say they left you here without a mask? 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5672 Yer missus sez, since youse been workin' from home, it's been like sleepin' wid da fishes. So she calls in a cleaner, see?" 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5673 I guess you were right after all. He stinks at planning. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5674 It’s temporary. Just until the Covid lockdown is lifted. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5675 The cement boots are jus' a warning, Louie. If ya don't talk, it's gonna to be curtains for ya. 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
5676 Dad, why do you keep bringing your work home !? 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5677 Maybe the harbor would have been a better place... 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5678 Hang in dere. Da truck'll be outta da shop on Thursday 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5679 See?! I told you we could do Navy SEAL training remotely. 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
5680 That was not what I had in mind when I said come clean. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5681 No, you ain't gettin' off easy. 'Mama's Boy' Bates will be getting here any minute. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5682 thought you could get away with not showering, you dirty son of a gun? 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5683 We always practice first. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5684 Naw, you’re not gonna drown in there pal; but you see, I ain’t exactly the kind of guy to be getting myself wet. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5685 So, you’re going to stay in that shower until you tell me who stole that math book. You’re choice bud. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5686 It looks like you have a ways to go before you will be underwater! 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5687 During the pandemic it's much safer working from home. Don't you agree? 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5688 I’ll be ready in five minutes. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5689 We have ways of making you squeak. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5690 Hey kid, do you know where the toilet is? 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5691 You're not wrapping my dead body in this shower curtain, are you? That color makes me look fat! 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
5692 So, I flunked out of thug school. You want to give some ideas here? 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5693 You better tell us where the money is before the hot water runs out. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5694 The beaches are closed because of COVID-19. Welcome to the new reality. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5695 When shelter-in-place restrictions are lifted, you sleep with the fishes. 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
5696 I'd like to help ya but ya should'na left the cannoli 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5697 What'd you think the Presidential Suite would be? 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5698 You're right, bath salt and the rain shower head definitely improve the home office. I miss the fishes, though. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5699 Still mum? Okay you mug, this is where I add the bubble bath! 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5700 The boss said you'd better come clean. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5701 When your brother calls dibs on showering first, but you ran to the bathroom quicker. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5702 So what it's dry cleaning only 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5703 Just squeal when you're ready to take the plunge. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5704 Son? Just rehearsing, Dad. It's a new class for my PhD: "Making Physics TikTok Famous." What? We've been asked to experiment at home to raise money for our research. What? Dad you're in the shot! I'm calling your advisor right now—and your Mother. 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
5705 Looks like da hit squad missed again... 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5706 That’s the last time we find Waldo without a mask. 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
5707 Bada-BING 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5708 Sorry it's not a rainfall showerhead 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5709 Talk, or the rubber ducky gets it. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5710 Now it looks like I done found myself in a shape of water situation 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5711 Is this six feet? I guess I'm working from everybody else's home ... 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5712 They’ll realize I’m in trouble when I don’t take myself off mute in 10 minutes to awkwardly chuckle 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5713 Your houseplants say hello. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5714 So, how about now? 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5715 Let’s go through this again....when the judge asks you if your ballot was fraudulently submitted you say............. 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
5716 If you want a job done right, you gotta do it yourself. 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
5717 You're the only one with concrete evidence that links me to the crime. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5718 There are three sides to every story. Yours, mine, and the truth. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5719 I'm ready 2020 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5720 It’s been a hard year — I’ll let you off with a warning this time. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5721 These stay-at-home orders have thrown a real wrench into the usual way a doin’ things. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5722 Oh sorry. Didn’t know it occupiedo 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5723 You said anti dandruffs, huh? Don't move, I'll be back. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5724 It was really scary for me, in the deep end and all, you know my feet couldn’t touch the bottom. I really thought this would work” - Hydrophobic Harr 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5725 My boat is almost fixed so you better start talking. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5726 Don’t forget to washed it afterwards 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5727 I lieu of a real solution, the trump administration decided on a home remedy. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5728 Tell me where the vaccines are 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5729 This is just a warning, next time KAPLOOSH! 1.1667 0.06868 54 48 3 3
5730 It’s true, I sang happy birthday once instead of twice 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5731 Hey kid, there are easier ways to try to convince and me and your mother that you’re a merman 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5732 Who told you to buy all of those stocks... 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5733 Although Waldo's witness protection went bust, thankfully Sal skipped THAT physics class 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5734 Heard you coming so I got started. We could all use a little more help in 2020. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5735 we are trying out softer ways of waterboarding 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5736 So, this is how I die. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5737 I don’t care if it takes alllll night. You’re gonna tell me where you hid the plug. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5738 Me walking in on a trump supporter after the election 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5739 The boss says to concede by midnight. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5740 The wife said moving to the desert wouldn’t affect my career 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5741 Normally you'd be sleeping with the fishes, but we're still not certain of the impact of COVID on their eco system 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5742 It was then, Charlie realized, that his wife mistakingly booked Philly’s ‘For Seizin’, No Tell - Discount Mob Services’ instead of a lovely night in a suite downtown. 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
5743 Where are the keys to the Whitehouse? Just your average joe wants to know! 1.1667 0.06868 54 48 3 3
5744 Time to come clean Julian 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
5745 Message received Ralph. Our real estate holdings are under water. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5746 This is a warning. Next time it’s just the cold tap. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5747 You keep it up, pal, and soon you will be sleeping with the dishes. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5748 That must be one clean robbery... 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5749 Excuse me, sir, but you can’t smoke in here 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5750 Just like my house plants, you'll die a slow and miserable death. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5751 Look, we’re all dealing with budget cuts. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5752 Just because you are held hostage doesn't give you a pass on hygiene 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5753 you shouldn't have eaten the last slice of pizza, I warned you, though. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
5754 we've expanded to cement slippers 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
5755 Them’s the rules, kid. You talk, you get damp. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
5756 I’m off to the aquarium to get some fishes. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
5757 Soon you will swim with the rubber fishes. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
5758 Now will you agree that Trump lost the election!!! 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
5759 You'll be bathing with the fishes, see!?! 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
5760 We tried playing nice but you climate deniers just won't listen. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
5761 Ok, this time you got a soaking, next time it’s the river 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
5762 Oh, no! I forgot the wine! 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
5763 Yes, I'm aware of the effects of second-hand smoke. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
5764 As your coach, I assure that if you want to swim the channel, this is how we start your training. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
5765 You have seen too many movies... 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
5766 Damn Covid-19 lockdowns. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
5767 you seem a little tied up right now 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
5768 The boss says he’s sorry ,this new pandemic shut down is hard on everybody! 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
5769 Sorry kid, I don't think this is gonna work. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
5770 Unfortunately, Donald, you won’t drown. But this shower, might help you cool off a bit. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
5771 hmmmm, thought it would drain to the lake 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
5772 Don't worry, it's how we initiate all our new bookkeepers. It's a semi-dry run. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
5773 Sorry about this, but state law now requires that we test cement quality for all future projects.... 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
5774 Listen Gino, Enough is enuff...I want that recipe for pasta sauce and I want it now. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
5775 Get outta of the shower. The Boss wants to see ya. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
5776 You’re dealing with 'Tony the Brain' here. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
5777 In short, The Attica Theatre Guild’s production of “Psycho” is a breakout hit! 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
5778 Geez, don’t you knock? 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
5779 Law & Order: Lockdown Enforcement Unit 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
5780 ya thought six feet of social distancin’ was gonna keep you from being six feet under? 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
5781 It’s been more than 14 days, Benny. Enough with the self-quarantining and put your face mask back on. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
5782 Water ain’t included in my lease agreement so, uh, cans ya hurry this up? 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
5783 You see! I cannot do much about it. We have to respect law and work from home for now! 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
5784 Are you winning, son? 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
5785 Rehab: Home Edition 2020 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
5786 And when they find you, they'll blame global worming. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
5787 When will you learn, it's a daily shower, not a monthly one 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
5788 Me torre! 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
5789 Sleep with the fishes, #stayathome. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
5790 it ain’t over till da confinement is ove 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
5791 Hey Paulie, I took the liberty of Sleeping with the Fishes scenario, you can go home now. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
5792 Dragnet’s form of Pre-water boarding. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
5793 You’re lucky you’re only a two-bit snitch.. 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
5794 I'm NOT going to drown; bathtub's too shallow!! 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
5795 Smile! You’re a successful prototype! 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
5796 You should start to feel it soon. 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
5797 I'll have Watson call this one "A Study in Showers." 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
5798 Time to sleep with the fish- er- rubber duckies. 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
5799 Sir,this is my jail cell. 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
5800 Should I call the cops? I was taking a lovely shower when you barged in. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
5801 Let this be lesson to you.. you can’t drown nor go afloat until you payoff your student loan.. #middleclass #studentloancrisis 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
5802 ´It was the thought that counts’ 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
5803 It’s the pandemic, you know. 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
5804 Hey kid, you know we'll keep doing this every month if you only pay the minimum on your student loan. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
5805 And now, some me-time! I'm telling you, I'm not missing that daily commute at all. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
5806 ...and THAT’S how you brine a turkey. Now stop FaceTimeing your mother. 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
5807 Wait till I turn on the hot! 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
5808 This is the LAST time we let Fredo plan a hit! 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
5809 When I’m done, please don’t forget yo shut off the shower! 1.1579 0.06522 57 51 3 3
5810 Fine. But the second-hand smoke will kill you. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
5811 Wear masks? - Fuggedaboutit, we're family here! 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
5812 Mind if I use some of your hand-sanitizer?" 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
5813 This is what we do to little boys who don’t wear masks during a pandemic! I’m representative of the left! We are unfairly insistent that you follow CDC guidelines! Your personal liberties are a joke to me! 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
5814 John Grout-ti, sends his regards 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
5815 That warm water can't hold out all day. When it starts getting cold, you'll talk.... 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
5816 Is the water hot enough for you? 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
5817 We're gonna need a blanket and some goldfish for this guy. 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
5818 You gonna come clean now? 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
5819 If Giuliani was in charge of mob hits. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
5820 The man upstairs thought he smelled something fishy. Clean up... or else! 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
5821 You landlubbers make me sick! 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
5822 Okay, Mr. Houdini, ya got ya self a deal... if ya can get outta the tub in less than 30 seconds, after I close the curtain, you can be in the show. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
5823 Talk, or you're going to sleep with the rubber duckies. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
5824 I gave you the wrong size, sorry. 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
5825 Wait'll I flush the toilet. That'll teach you! 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
5826 Still Biden, huh? Well, next step is making you watch reruns of all 15 seasons of "The Apprentice" 24/7. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
5827 This time, it's the rubber ducky. Next time, it's the fishes. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
5828 If my smokin's botherin' ya, I c'n go outside. If ya need anything, just holler. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
5829 Look kid, I'm not going to eat all of your Halloween pop rocks. Just tell me where your mommy keeps her rocks. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
5830 Old School though it was, Toby got the message and never punned again. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
5831 Nobody deserves to be tossed into a polluted river. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
5832 Let’s each provide a urine sample. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
5833 Mugsy says to give you cement shoes and throw you in the river. I ain't no dummy. It's cold out there. 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
5834 Maybe you’ll talk after a little water ‘overboarding’ 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
5835 Start talking kid or I’ll be forced to pull out the rubber duckies. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
5836 What a baby, you know damn well we get surface cracks if it dries too fast! 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
5837 You'll find da trailer better den da movie." 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
5838 …we're getting you used to sleeping with fishes—that explains the goldfish in the tub… 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
5839 That stunt still won’t convince me to get you a dog, son. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
5840 Did ya think we were joking about cold water, wise guy? 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
5841 Germaphobe. Scared of blood. Sure .. but I ain't stupid. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
5842 I'll turn it off when you tell me where you've hidden all of those votes 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
5843 When you are so overweight, you can’t your toes... I’m not cleaning your glasses... 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
5844 Now don't tell me you're getting cold feet again. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
5845 Don’t use up all the hot water! 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
5846 I'd like to call my lawyer before we go any further 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
5847 Overkill 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
5848 Enjoy your new pair of shoes while you're sleepin' with the fishes punk 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
5849 How much did they pay you to come clean? 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
5850 Hold that, the Director just too a lunch break. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
5851 The river is polluted" 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
5852 I'm pretty sure that Jerry doesn't know what a cleaner does... 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
5853 New guidelines. Try closing your eyes, you’ll get more of the swimming with the fishes effect. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
5854 If only you’d said “Trump won!” this special preview won’t be necessary. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
5855 Your eyes, tell me again what they see ? 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
5856 Now, about that fish I put in your bed. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
5857 After sleepin' with da fishes you smelled pretty bad kid. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
5858 Ya know, based on yer, eh, behavior, yesterday, I woulda swore you was a rat, but lookin' atcha after what Vinnie and da boys did to yous, eh, I'm startin' ta think you're clean. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
5859 Da wadda's warm, what muh coud ya ask for? 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
5860 Fugidabout the second-hand smoke, it's when ya run outta hot water, ya got sumpin to worry about, Buster. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
5861 Well maybe Mr. Rogers DID say that you can't go down the drain, but I'm pretty sure that you can. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
5862 We call it "water bored-ing," and with that low-flow showerhead and your obvious penchant for thrills, you'll be singing like a bird in no time. 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
5863 Da Boss wanted youse to understand the gravity of Global Warming. Capiche? 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
5864 So, you know the song about a half an inch of water? 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
5865 Mind if I take a pee, son. Your execution is doing a number on my bladder. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
5866 This is nuthin.' Wait til you see phase 3. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
5867 Yeah! You won't be so tightlipped when the people downstairs start pounding at the door! 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
5868 And next time it's the curtain for you. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
5869 I was told to clean up my act 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
5870 Thanks for helping us focus group new laundering methods. 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
5871 dis aint gonna work. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
5872 The boss wants to cut down on labor costs during the pandemic. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
5873 So this actually makes you hot, Honey? 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
5874 Ya think this easy for me either? The tub's gonna overflow, then who cleans it up? 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
5875 Loyalty? 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
5876 Yeah, and by step nine you should be feeling much closer to nirvana. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
5877 East River’s out. We got cited for dumping. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
5878 The boat traffic on the river is ridiculous... but I think you get the point. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
5879 Good Lord, are my goons stupid or what 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
5880 You done good kid. You think you’re ready to make a big splash? 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
5881 Don't worry, we'll sweat it out of you 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
5882 The boss says no scented candles 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
5883 Real fishes? That'll be another hundred dollars. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
5884 The intern was actually proud of this job. Correcting him is becoming awkward. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
5885 As I was saying – it was a dark and stormy night... 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
5886 Vito said, 'You should be happy that you didn't have no severability clause in your contract." 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
5887 Oppa Gangnam Style! 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
5888 That's why I don't like Hollywood..they make you feel like Cary Grant and dream of Audrey Hepburn and you finish like me.. 1.1569 0.07070 51 46 2 3
5889 The Covid lockdowns have been harder on some, than others 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
5890 ‘These aren’t the kind of water restrictions we are trying to enforce Sir’ 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
5891 The boss says you gotta sleep with the fishes, but I ain't about to pollute the ocean with the likes o' you 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
5892 'That cease-and-desist get lost in the mail, eh? Halloween's done. Enough with the Harry Potter get-up or I might do something I might regret' 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
5893 Late again? This will teach you to pay your rent on time. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
5894 Yes Mr. Giuliani, I do have two great feet, but I think you're taking my comment about how the president doesn't have a leg to stand on a bit far... 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
5895 You wish it were only a bad hair day 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
5896 I wasn't bluffing, how do you like them cement shoes, now tough guy? . 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
5897 When Dirty Harry Met Clean Sal 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
5898 Hey Punk, how you liking my lock down execution solution? 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
5899 Do you feel wetter now? 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
5900 You could have at least worn a mask. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
5901 And that’s how plumbers retire... knowing there is a leak they aren’t allowed to fix. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
5902 You are about to cause a lot of grief to your downstairs neighbors. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
5903 All the other contractors were busy, so it’s a DIY job. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
5904 Sanitize yourself one last time, and then you can join the thanksgiving table. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
5905 It’s for my personal growth 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
5906 Is this more effective than your Zoom classes? 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
5907 Now, I'm gonna ask you this one more time. Where ya keeping the hand sanitizer? 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
5908 Let me make sure I've got this all lined up. You want me to, uh, throw this radio into the tub when the white rabbit peaks? Is that it? 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
5909 Just like your last wish pal, Death in the Sea. It is however a cheaper and instant version. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
5910 . The Don wants that you come clean. Me , I wants for you to go for a swim. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
5911 I just told her we were down to the last White Claw, what’s so bad about that? 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
5912 Tell me where the toilet paper is 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
5913 Due to budget cuts, while you won’t be able to ‘sleep’ with them per se, the fishes will still be joining you in the shower. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
5914 Damn millennials and their sexual asphyxiation trends 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
5915 Modern problems require modern solutions 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
5916 Damn, I needed more cement to sink him. 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
5917 The chemical reaction will keep your tootsies nice and warm. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
5918 Still won't talk, eh? This time we lather and rinse with NO conditioner. 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
5919 No we don’t have any Heed & Shoulders 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
5920 Ask me one more time... one more time if you can have a cigarette. 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
5921 Who are you if you're not Larry Potter then? 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
5922 Boy, some day you’ll thank me. I could have abandoned you at birth and called you ‘Sue’. 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
5923 Wouldn't happen go own a boat? 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
5924 My little birdie is singing, "Am-A-Tour" 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
5925 Luca Brasi sleeps with the rubber duckies. 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
5926 We've had some budget cuts. So just close your eyes and imagine you're swimming with the fishes. 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
5927 And when the bathtub overflows all over the apartment downstairs, you're going to be SO embarassed." (Wicked laugh 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
5928 Sorry, but traffic this time of day on the triborough bridge is murder. 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
5929 Thanks for your effort but I just brought a gun!? 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
5930 I think I set off the smoke alarm. 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
5931 I don't make nearly enough for some of the situations I wind up in. 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
5932 Fortunately it’s not Sunday. 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
5933 You have about thirty minutes before I turn off the hot water so you better start talking 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
5934 Just remember, this is "Swimmin With the Fishes for Dummies, you idiot. 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
5935 Talk, or we'll make you even wetter 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
5936 You see, Billy, water makes you wet. 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
5937 You'll talk or we let the shower run. 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
5938 Be thankful it's not high tide. 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
5939 The boss said to give you a little warm-up preview before you swim with the fishes Harry. 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
5940 Got any grout kid? 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
5941 So you still think that climate change is not man-made? 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
5942 Let’s just say our business is called Macrohard. 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
5943 Ok, so I got your attention now, yeah? 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
5944 Productivity has declined with the popularity of surveillance cameras in even the most remote locations,the Mafia hit business has been forced to work from home. 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
5945 Hmmmm. Now what? 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
5946 You can’t run, talk to me please ! I’ve been in isolation so long, I’m desperate to talk to somebody” 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
5947 So, you are saying you acted alone? Without an accomplice? 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
5948 Please sir, could I have some more cement? 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
5949 Who even thought of this? and WHY? 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
5950 You were warned,Clarence -- never call me incompetent. 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
5951 You gonna make me get out your water bill again? 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
5952 Where are you now? eh? In my bath tub is where you are! 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
5953 Last chance. The big man wants to know: You gonna wear a mask again? 1.1538 0.06372 52 46 4 2
5954 Tell me where the money is or I'm turning off the hot. 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
5955 OK, OK,.....we'll hire you for the break ins during hurricane season. 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
5956 Given COVID, we've implemented new protocols to determine if you're clean. 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
5957 Told you I was serious about the threat. Without your money tomorrow, next time it's for real. 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
5958 Last warning, kid. 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
5959 This is what we do to people who don’t clean the drain. 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
5960 You’re lucky this year: You can vote by mail. 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
5961 Practice. 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
5962 Time's up. Vote now...as if your environment depended on it! 1.1538 0.06372 52 46 4 2
5963 When I told Bugsy to plant him in the bathtub, I didn't mean MY bathtub! 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
5964 Yeah, well my pay ain't what it used to be, either. 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
5965 If virus is a hoax to you, then think of this as a hoax also...not wet but dry. 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
5966 Uncomfortable" is my middle name, pal 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
5967 One last chance. Spill the beans on how you keep your hair so boyishly tousled in the shower? 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
5968 Boss says you’re nothin’ but a two-bit criminal. 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
5969 Wash behind your ears, then we'll talk. 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
5970 Rudy got pissed you used Steve Kornacki's numbers. 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
5971 U better behave. Next time I won't be so lenient! 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
5972 For the last time, would you please put out that cigarette. You're gonna kill us all 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
5973 If you're trying to make my job unnecessary, it's a nice try! 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
5974 OK kid, I admit home hairdressing is not my usual line of work, but I want to know where you went on vacation. 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
5975 I'm the new sustainability guy. Gotta decontaminate before tossing you in the river. 1.1538 0.06372 52 46 4 2
5976 Can I at least take my clothes off? 1.1538 0.04241 52 45 7 0
5977 Tell ‘em I ain’t dropping you in the ocean ‘til they pay me the rest. 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
5978 OH FOR THE GOOD OL' DAYS 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
5979 Lockdown's a bitch. 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
5980 I'm following up, you see. My boys keep misunderstanding my directions. I'm not the best remote boss. 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
5981 Don't you know that you're wasting water? 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
5982 You're lucky the tub is not deep enough! 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
5983 Sorry, Mike. Boss's orders from Miami. 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
5984 You'll soon be sleepin' with the rubber duckies. 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
5985 I have just one problem with 9 Across. 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
5986 Please remit your IRS penalty immediately! 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
5987 I’m gonna count to 10 and, if you don’t talk, I’m flushing the toilet. 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
5988 Your lucky day. Intern "Smart Ass Louie" got the assignment. 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
5989 I'm surprised nobody told you how much de boss hates losing at chess. 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
5990 You better talk, or pretty soon you’ll be sleeping with the rubber duckies. 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
5991 They told me to waterboard you, but I couldn't find a big enough board. 1.1538 0.04241 52 45 7 0
5992 OK sport. Are you's ready to come clean? 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
5993 Now you can think back to the times when yer mum got soap in yer eyes. 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
5994 To prove we mean business,next stop is your kid’s wading pool.” 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
5995 Organized?" You tell me. See dis gadget from da big boss? You 'n me gonna take a little ride. Den we gotta tap on dis 'n dat. Den ya gonna give us 1 ta 5 stars says how prepared ya feelin' ta sleep wit da fishes and also how's my driving 1.1538 0.06372 52 46 4 2
5996 I'll turn up the water heater to "very hot," I mean it. 1.1538 0.06372 52 46 4 2
5997 I’ll be back later with the fishes. 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
5998 Hope the water pressure is better now than in your online review 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
5999 It’s about time you sing, pal. 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
6000 We are down to a skeleton crew, pardon the pun. 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
6001 Forgeddaboutit, youse gona stand there to da tub overflows, da neighbors below bitch to da super, and you croak from da shame of it. 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
6002 The boss wants to streamline. 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
6003 They had only washed concrete at the home improvement center. 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
6004 you can finish your thirst first 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
6005 (Headline) Sources revealed on one of the most riveting stories of this election season: How we really found out about Steve Kornacki’s khakis, was the confession coerced and has he finally sat down? 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
6006 I see you kept the rope on but where’s your mask? 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
6007 This is Kansas, just imagine the fishes. 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
6008 Can you just maintain 6 feet please? 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
6009 I know it's Covid but this ain't the best way for making people to come visit 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
6010 I wish I could help, but the wife heard you cough 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
6011 Think about the irreversible damage you’re doing to the planet with each minute you don’t tell me what you know, kid. 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
6012 Sorry, my sicario took on line torturing clasess 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
6013 Herry Pooter and the Sopranos 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
6014 I really don't like your turndown service, but the mints were delicious. 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
6015 NOW this is real, russian natural remedy, kid. No chemical shit. Cured your grandma. And it's gonna cure your ass from ANY virus, I say. Listen, I've already made garlic broth, stay there. 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
6016 It all flows into the harbor, pal. 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
6017 Now you’re really in hot water, bud 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
6018 Were you the guy who called for a pedicure ? 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
6019 It’s not you. It’s me. To be honest, I haven’t been trying to make this work. 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
6020 Sorry about this. I just can’t seem to find a PlayStation 5 anywhere. 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
6021 I don’t want your help. I heard you sneeze. 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
6022 Be a sport and duck down a little. 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
6023 I assure you, this has nothing to do with sex 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
6024 We said training for an assignment in GUATEMALA, Bob 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
6025 I didn't say sink or swim 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
6026 Well, I'm freezing, son, and the heat stays on. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
6027 That water's not too hot, is it? 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
6028 Home Depot had a special. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
6029 I read online that this cures COVID. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
6030 This is just a sample of what's in store for you. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
6031 One too many 'cement shoes' gags, Joe Dator. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
6032 Don't look so surprised, Rocco. Mr. Valenti got half his soldiers workin' from home since March. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
6033 Let this be your first and only warning. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
6034 Why would I care if you're allergic to smoke? 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
6035 I'd seen troubled children before but this Houdini kid took the biscuit. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
6036 You're a lucky guy - the climate change dried up our water holes' 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
6037 The boss wants you laundered before finishing you off. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
6038 Please keep the cigarette away from me, I can get hurt 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
6039 Looks like self-cleaning of a crime scene, Sarg. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
6040 You’ll be sleeping with the rubber duckies for what you’ve done. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
6041 My apologies. I forgot to smash your glasses into tiny bits while singing “Baby Shark”. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
6042 You benefit from a change in customer relations. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
6043 'You're a dead man if my place below here floods' 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
6044 You gotta know, our caption contests are serious business...VERY serious. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
6045 Dutch Schultz meets Billy Bathgate. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
6046 I repete, It will take a while to drown him. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
6047 What do ya mean yous too young to know who put the bomp in the bomp, bomp, bomp? 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
6048 Come clean, snitch." 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
6049 Your skin's gonna get really wrinkly if you don't tell me where you put the stash! 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
6050 location is everything 1.1509 0.06258 53 47 4 2
6051 Is this some sort of reverse psychology 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
6052 you ain’t seen nothin’ yet. Wait ‘till we shove this cantaloupe up your arse. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
6053 I thought you are shorter 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
6054 I ordered for a bloodbath, not a bud bath! 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
6055 When you said, "I'm gonna go hit the shower," I didn't think it would hit back. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
6056 Don’t worry, the label says it’s wash and wear. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
6057 Pick up the soap punk! 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
6058 I don't know why we gotta usability test this. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
6059 Can you pass me the shampoo? 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
6060 I appreciate ya tryin' to help me out pal, but the boss said "East River." 1.1429 0.06521 49 44 3 2
6061 I think this is the beginning of a beautiful shared apartment friendship. 1.1429 0.06521 49 44 3 2
6062 So, listen, ya gonna talk or do I have to move ya to the hot tub? It's deeper, pal, lemme tell ya. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
6063 Isn't this overkill for a shampoo? 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
6064 Sorry this is dragging on so long but I really want to see how Sherlock figures this one out later. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
6065 Too much negative feedback with the East River. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
6066 Yeah, I’m obeying the stay-at-home order. So what? 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
6067 'Give me the safe combination and I'll switch it to Warm' 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
6068 Do we have to get out the board? 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
6069 CheetoHead" has changed his mind. Instead of Direct Liquidation He's decided - You're FIRED! 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
6070 I remember my rumspringa. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
6071 Practice time is over. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
6072 ... and you better not have wet those britches soybean face. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
6073 Any better than water Boarding?? 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
6074 You’ll come clean, it else. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
6075 Sorry 'bouts the inconvenience, on Earth Day, we wash all bodies pre-dump. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
6076 OK, now you've got the idea, don't do it again" 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
6077 If Trump were still President this would be over much sooner. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
6078 This is your last chance bub. The hot water's gonna run out any minute now. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
6079 Let me ask you one last time, "Did you cast an illegal ballot?" 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
6080 I came for your pinkie. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
6081 It’s the only way to fill the tub constitutionally. You got a better idea, tough guy? 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
6082 The current situation is not meeting my prior expectations. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
6083 I've heard of quality control, but this is ridiculous! 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
6084 We're down to this, sorry, corona and all that. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
6085 When criminals unionize, workmanship suffers. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
6086 Well... the dry run was a complete waste. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
6087 Is this a poor man's East River murder or a rich man's East Village suicide situation? 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
6088 Water tight friend 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
6089 For the thousandth time, nothing you do will make me ‘come clean.’ 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
6090 Hey, don't give me that look. OSHA guidelines say I can't actually waterboard ya. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
6091 Up what river? 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
6092 Geez, you think you could close the curtain? You're getting water everywhere! 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
6093 Last chance to talk before I make you watch cable reruns of the 2020 election. 1.1429 0.06521 49 44 3 2
6094 Covid. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
6095 Time to sing every verse of 'Money,' including the chorus about where you put it. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
6096 OK, so the family sent you to college, but they also want to give you a taste of what to expect if you mess up. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
6097 This is what you get for not coming clean. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
6098 My daughter is a little confused about my livelihood, excuse the overkill. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
6099 Ultimate water torture. Always take a bit longer. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
6100 So holler when you are prepared to reveal the eleven secret herbs and spices 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
6101 I myself find jokes about the use of torture in American intelligence black sites in poor taste and yet here I am delivering a punchline about neoliberal exceptionalism. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
6102 Listen Pal, Madam Stephanie sends her regrets but she was double booked. I'm all yer gonna get. Now do you want me to shut off the water or do you want me to start tickling? 1.1429 0.06521 49 44 3 2
6103 As soon as these COVID restrictions lift,I can take you to the pier. Then you’ll sing. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
6104 Sorry they didn't have any milk at the store 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
6105 OK, Last chance, Where are the chocolates? 1.1429 0.06521 49 44 3 2
6106 For the last time, admit that the election was stolen from Trump, or I’m letting you DROWN.. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
6107 Hmm. My Chinese water torture approach is not environmentally friendly nor too effective. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
6108 I said "Come clean now, you dirty rat", and you didn't believe me now, did you? 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
6109 Start talking or it's curtains 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
6110 When we do this for real we're going to take your glasses off. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
6111 Would you prefer virtual hot water ? 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
6112 Utilities are included, you say? We'll find another way to get it out of ya. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
6113 Ever since the boss took sensitivity training, he's been attempting more socially responsible ways to off people. 1.1429 0.06521 49 44 3 2
6114 Our heavy lifters haven't shown up yet. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
6115 Why am I having the sinking feeling? 1.1429 0.06521 49 44 3 2
6116 You think I'm pretty stupid, eh? 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
6117 Yo' ride'll be here soon 'nuff. Sorry... I guess. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
6118 Make one move and I'll shoot. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
6119 The family calls me the 'homebody.' So just let me know if the water gets too nippy." 1.1429 0.06521 49 44 3 2
6120 Fishes,I don’t need no stinkin fishes” 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
6121 We’re doing this, you little Bitcoin punk! The waterfront creeps me out now with all the parks and Danny Meyer food stands. 1.1429 0.06521 49 44 3 2
6122 If you float,you're a bad egg. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
6123 Rookie move, dropped in the shower not the ocean. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
6124 It's curtains for you, buddy boy. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
6125 Uh...laundering...laundry. There's gotta be a joke here somewhere. 1.1429 0.04124 49 43 6 0
6126 They said I was to be the cleaner and then something about cement shoes, the voice mail was garbled 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
6127 I knew I shouldn't have thrown out the instructions. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
6128 There's a 10 p.m. curfew on dumping in the river. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
6129 Give me my money or you'll be sleeping with the rubber duckies 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
6130 Sleeping with the fishes” lockdown 202 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
6131 I heard ya had one job, man. And ya blew it... any last words? 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
6132 Death by relaxation, the ultimate mash up. You’ll thank me one day. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
6133 That'll teach you to force your vaccine on the Mob, Bill 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
6134 Kinda thought youse might like ta see the VR trailer first... 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
6135 say it again, tell me to quit. I dare you. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
6136 Trust me, you're safer and warmer this way. It's a bad world out there. 1.1429 0.06521 49 44 3 2
6137 Your training is complete Gerard, tonight we hit the docks" 1.1429 0.06521 49 44 3 2
6138 The concrete planter came in handy ‘ 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
6139 when the detective finds the hostage ‘sorry to disturb you’ 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
6140 You laugh, but sea levels are rising faster than anyone previously thought. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
6141 Baño de realidad 1.1429 0.06521 49 44 3 2
6142 I thought this was a non-smoking room. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
6143 Where's the cannoli? 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
6144 Wash up. You smell like a rat 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
6145 Take this as a warning Mr. Gates. We don't want to but we will switch to Linux if things don't change. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
6146 If you think you can get away from me this time, you're all wet. 1.1400 0.06395 50 45 3 2
6147 This may take a while -- I'm sheltering in place. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
6148 I thought shower boarding would be more...drowny. 1.1400 0.06395 50 45 3 2
6149 I could make a joke about making dirty money clean. I guess this guy’s name would be Money then, huh? Does that make sense? This contest is dumb. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
6150 If the water doesn't get you, time comes for us all... 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
6151 Another photo of you almost touching a covered breast and you're out of the Senate. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
6152 Sorry, traffic on the bridge is terrible, this hour. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
6153 Neither sink nor swim. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
6154 Well just wait until Rocky from downstairs comes up. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
6155 Are you getting the hint? Can you picture of what is going to happen to you should you vote for Biden? 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
6156 I got a D minus in torture school: looks like i'll have to shoot you! 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
6157 ...and if you still don't give me what I want, you'll be sleeping with the goldfish. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
6158 The boss said "OK" to a running head start if you don't drip water on his floor. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
6159 And we are only in Iota 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
6160 On account of da virus, da beach is closed. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
6161 I think we've been watching too much true crime on Netflix. 1.1400 0.06395 50 45 3 2
6162 Okay smart guy, yeah I know swimming with the rubber duckies is not quite as intimidating. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
6163 Curtains! 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
6164 One last time, buddy . . . Come up with the combination to the safe, or you'll sleep with the rubber duckie! 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
6165 This is less effective than you might think." "Listen, wiseguy, when you're landlocked, you have to improvise. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
6166 That ought to teach you not to sing. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
6167 Give me the answer or you'll swim with the soaps. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
6168 My bad 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
6169 I told you, I was always a goof-up. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
6170 poop poop penis balls. balls poop penis poop penis balls 1.1400 0.06395 50 45 3 2
6171 Electrifying 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
6172 You lost. Admit it! 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
6173 No, I will not hand you your conditioner. “ 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
6174 Not only has COVID ruined your death; wait for your "no service celebration of life funeral." 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
6175 Sorry, the other side said this was a precondition for your inauguration. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
6176 You may not sleep with the fish, but you damn sure bathe with the rubber ducks. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
6177 Start talking or tomorrow it’s the East River. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
6178 You're lucky, we are running out of money... cannot afford a boat to drop you out at sea! 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
6179 I’ll spare you the “swim with the fishes” comments, ‘cause there ain’t no fishes here. 1.1400 0.06395 50 45 3 2
6180 What did you expect? When you insisted Trump won, I told you then you were all wet. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
6181 Making a Gangster Movie at Home 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
6182 Dude, I promised this procedure will be non invasive." 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
6183 Boss says your punishment has to fit the crime - and your Twitter rants about him have been very inconvenient. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
6184 Yup. That’s exactly as I remembered it. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
6185 Just be glad I didn't give you a swirly. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
6186 When you go back to school you can tell them your dad taught you about the water cycle. 1.1400 0.06395 50 45 3 2
6187 Well, cleanliness is next to Godliness! 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
6188 Wanna last cigarette? 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
6189 This is just a taste. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
6190 Not my president, kid. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
6191 Can't take the heat? Then talk. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
6192 Sleeps with the Fishes: Act 1, Scene 1 (cue shower).... 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
6193 You with the Brillo hair, this is just a warning. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
6194 I told him to dump him, not tub him! 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
6195 Nothing wrong here, just a tied up man taking a shower, please leave, 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
6196 We all have to show initiative working from home during lockdown, youknowwhatImean? 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
6197 Givin' youse time to think, cause a the COVID thing. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
6198 Sorry, but your body odor is unbearable. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
6199 Mafia in Home Office - Customers rate 4.3 of 5 stars 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
6200 Dis is your last chance to come clean! 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
6201 This is what happens when you roll around in the mud, little guy. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
6202 The bath bomb racket is really booming. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
6203 I knew trying to wipe out the Houdini crime family would always come back to haunt me. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
6204 Don't worry, the helicopter will be here after the cameras go off and the guards go on break. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
6205 Then it suddenly dawned on Rocco that this time-honored strategy wouldn't work so well in Arizona. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
6206 I imagine you feel foolish now. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
6207 Next time you hack into the CIA, we'll dump you in the lake after we put you in cement" 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
6208 For starters, is you'd change your position, we could be a step or two closer to a deal. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
6209 My funding was blocked so we have to improvise the transition. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
6210 The Don is going Green 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
6211 Look,I've already admitted to you that I've forgotten my password. Why can't you just tell me what it is,instead of making me change it again? 1.1400 0.06395 50 45 3 2
6212 Excuse my smoking, I'm trying to quit! 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
6213 See, we’re also trying to accommodate sheltering at home. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
6214 I'm trying to be creative 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
6215 You’d better wash your back. 1.1400 0.06395 50 45 3 2
6216 All right, I'm giving you one more chance or it's the comfy chair for you!! 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
6217 Splish, splash, I was takin' a bath Long about a Saturday night, yeah A rub dub, just relaxin' in the tub Thinkin' everythin' was alright 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
6218 I'm leaving Gary, spare me the waterworks. 1.1400 0.06395 50 45 3 2
6219 And then she'll see the floor. 1.1400 0.06395 50 45 3 2
6220 and tonight you sleep with the dishes 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
6221 Training to become a snitch huh? 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
6222 Is this supposed to be funny? 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
6223 "Vinny said you better come clean on you." 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
6224 SORRY, DON'T KNOW IF I CAN UNTIE YOU FROM SIX FEET AWAY 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
6225 You ask why? Because we didn't want to clog the toilet—that's why. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
6226 Thank God you didn't hold your breath! 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
6227 I don’t care about the tub being in the kitchen. I’ll take it. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
6228 First time da boys got my takeout order right! 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
6229 This is what happens when you don't come clean. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
6230 Stubborn Twisted Nightmare #3: still won't leave before January 20, huh? 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
6231 Da boss wants his daughter home by 10, see? And no monkey business! 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
6232 Yoose betta spill da beans! Ya got 10 seconds till da water starts messing up da floor. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
6233 Try swimming with the rubber duckies now, ya rat. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
6234 Ha ha! You’re there!” -Joaquín, Age 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
6235 I'm warning you! If you don't start talking soon, we're going to have to go to break out the Loofah sponge and the scented body wash. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
6236 You won’t be so smug when I turn the water on pulsate 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
6237 It’s up to you, this can be easy or hard 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
6238 Sorry Mac, there's no shampoo. 1.1400 0.06395 50 45 3 2
6239 It’s in your lease. Rent’s due by the 5th, or else. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
6240 You're going down the drain today, Sunny 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
6241 As we said in the old country, soon you sleep with the rubber duckies! 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
6242 The boss is big on innuendo, but I'm no dummy. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
6243 Standing water, getting hotter. Speak to me or next the slaughter. Now let's see how clever you are. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
6244 Pay no attention to that man behind the shower curtain. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
6245 This user-friendly method is disheartening” 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
6246 That ain't no way to give up the gangster life, Jimmy! 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
6247 I know you are just the muscle of the family, but unless wrinkled fingers is a new way to whack someone, Luca is not sleeping with the finishes tonight 1.1400 0.06395 50 45 3 2
6248 As soon as I get the fishes you'll understand what I am doing here. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
6249 White collar criminals get special treatment before we dump them in the river. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
6250 Be a shame if somebody ran hot water 'til the shower got cold. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
6251 You could’ve saved us all a lot of trouble if you had just worn your mask correctly 1.1400 0.06395 50 45 3 2
6252 You’ll be drowning in water bills when I’m through with you. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
6253 Action!" 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
6254 The next Critics’ choice documentary award winner! 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
6255 Well, ya didn' oughta remind me of 'Wash Tubbs' ya li'l rat! 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
6256 We’re back in lockdown what do you want me to say 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
6257 Just try and relax, it'd be over before you know it. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
6258 It’s time for me to get out of New York. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
6259 The Wet Bandits are back at it 1.1400 0.06395 50 45 3 2
6260 Something tells me the quick drying concrète doesn’t need that much water 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
6261 Couldn't wait to get started, huh? 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
6262 homeoffice 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
6263 I know a guy that can help you with that. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
6264 Get ready to...ahh I really don’t know what the hell I’m doing. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
6265 Going anywhere nice on your holidays? 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
6266 Ok, this is your last chance to tell me where you put the remote before all hell breaks loose 1.1400 0.06395 50 45 3 2
6267 The Untouchables (2020 remake) 1.1400 0.06395 50 45 3 2
6268 This will make more sense after lockdown. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
6269 Global warming; the river's dried up 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
6270 How’s the temperature? Too cold? 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
6271 ...and pursuant to Article XIII-E of the Pennsylvania Election Code... 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
6272 Don’t forget to was behind your ears. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
6273 I don't make the rules, I just enforce them 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
6274 I really like you but I can’t turn the heat up “a little bit”. I have my reputation to uphold 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
6275 It was death or a lifetime of shower thoughts 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
6276 To get dirty, sometimes you gotta get a little clean. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
6277 Missus couldn't take it anymore. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
6278 They can try to keep me complacent, but their methods are half-assed at best 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
6279 If you ask me, This whole WFH thing is complete bull... 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
6280 Now that the election is over, I can finally relax! 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
6281 Nobody calls the boss redundant. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
6282 she told she’d be right back 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
6283 Could you turn the hot water up just a smidge? 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
6284 Somehow this cocooning- at-home-aesthetic is not working for me. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
6285 I knew you were coming so I did the work for you. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
6286 This trope's all washed up. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
6287 So Mr Trump is asking one last time... is there any chance... 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
6288 No, we shouldn’t ALL be working from home. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
6289 Enjoying yourself?" 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
6290 Guess you don't have a ice breaker 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
6291 In this case, I’d say the evidence was planted... 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
6292 The new WFH protocol says starting the day with a shower is a must before attending meetings. 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
6293 It’s a three-step program. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
6294 Just because I told you I iced Trump. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
6295 Citizen enforcement of new pandemic protocols... 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
6296 ``You have a nice face.'' 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
6297 Where is the money? Your boat is slowly drowning. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
6298 Oh, yeah, wise guy? Well, you’ll see the point of all this tomorrow when the people from Bathrooms Unlimited arrive to install a shower enclosure! 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
6299 This is part of "Our Thing's" new soft touch for a modern era. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
6300 The boss read about this on Goop. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
6301 Talk-wet cement takes two weeks to cure 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
6302 Yea're lucky... the m####er f#####g gov'ner has the docks on lockdown, 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
6303 I'll call dis Encyclopedia Brown and da case of the missing cement. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
6304 I promised your mom Tuesdays will always be shower night. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
6305 Sooner or later the hot water runs out for all of us, Bugsy 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
6306 It's environmentally correct this way. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
6307 Just wanted to give ya practice for the real thing! 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
6308 Doug wishes he had had called the plumber to fix the water heater. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
6309 When the water reaches the shower head light, you’re toast. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
6310 Uncle Don says it's nothing personal, just business. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
6311 We’re just chillin’. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
6312 After all these years: "Got you this time McCallister." 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
6313 The fellas said nix the data mining, Zucko, but you had to be a big shot. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
6314 The Don said to make it a clean hit! Lenny Glynn -- Milton Ma. thelennyglynn@g-mail.com 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
6315 Well, I might die of hypothermia when the water heater loses hot water. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
6316 I warned ya. Upstairs the water takes forever to get hot. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
6317 You forgot to plug in the toaster again, didn't you? 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
6318 Construction workers don't play 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
6319 Well, you really got yourself in hot water this time! 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
6320 I wonder why she likes him more then then me,what am I lacking? 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
6321 I was hired by the plumber's union to drum up some business. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
6322 This is Step 7 of our 12 Step Program 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
6323 I don't want to sleep with the fishes 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
6324 I like to put my own spin on these things. HAHAHA! 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
6325 The last guy swore it cured his gout. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
6326 Be right back with the guppies. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
6327 You better clam up or you'll sleep with the loofahs. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
6328 Oh you will, and you won't believe how good it sounds. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
6329 Just wait here, I'm going to run out and get some fish now. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
6330 You dirty rat... 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
6331 Your watery smoke won't convince me to tell you what I know! 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
6332 I told that idiot to tie you up, put you in cement, then on a tug and drop you during a shower into the East River... 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
6333 Yeah, and it's just a jello mold. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
6334 I represent very talented people who don’t like your vote counting - any last words before I tell the Don, Luke Brady sleeps with the fishes? 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
6335 You're real lucky the Boss is also your Dad, is all I'm sayin' here! 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
6336 damn jeff how you gonna pull that pud now? 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
6337 I work for Vinnys water, I'm sure we can save you some money. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
6338 Normally you would've been going out to sea on a one way trip, but the corona virus has put us all in quarantine. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
6339 No offense, but I don't think this is how it's supposed to work. I don't see any fishes. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
6340 I already knew it was time to shower. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
6341 Okay, wise guy, I said the water stops when you come clean, not when you become clean. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
6342 I told you, I have trouble evaluating magnitudes of punishment. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
6343 Okay I’m gonna close the curtain and you tell me if you feel lost at sea 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
6344 Still refuse to come clean? 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
6345 Look Bub, due to social distancing, you can sleep with da fishes this way. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
6346 This is just a rehearsal for the real thing. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
6347 You are aware you are running out of chances? 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
6348 I may be stuck but at least my hair still looks good! 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
6349 Admit it, you know where all of the bodies are buried. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
6350 It's not you. It's me & the guy downstairs. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
6351 You should have thought about this before you voted Biden 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
6352 Consider this your one warning - next time we we’ll be sending you to more than just nap with the fishes 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
6353 I warned you not to mess with Tony "The doesn't quite get it" Santino. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
6354 Let me know if the water pressure is okay. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
6355 Our lack of masks, of course, suggests a political brotherhood; the shape of your glasses, on the other hand, suggests the opposite. Clearly, I wrestle with the tension. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
6356 The sacrifices I have to make. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
6357 You' ain't getting out 'til you come clean. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
6358 Damn, I was hoping to surprise you. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
6359 people try and hide the media/press because they twist stories and words 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
6360 If yu told me the truth I’ll be back with a towel & turn the water off! 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
6361 Case closed! The last living Wet One is found. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
6362 This Beta test works, now all we need is a rainy night. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
6363 come clean and I'll throw in the towel 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
6364 Could you please make the shower a little warmer? 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
6365 ...and I'll keep smoking... 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
6366 Your neighbors, the Fishes, sent me. They said your drumming disturbs their sleep. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
6367 Be sure to wash between your toes! ! 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
6368 It is what it is. No way I’m telling the boss I lost my boat on a poker game. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
6369 Your Honor, I think that the witness statement should be taken with a grain of stuffing! 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
6370 Start talking kid, or I'm gonna bring out the soap-on-the-rope. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
6371 I forgot my mask so this will have to do. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
6372 How much more water bored-ing can ya take, mug? 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
6373 I would like to turn off the water, but my hands are full. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
6374 Don't forget to turn the lights out when you're done. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
6375 Waterboarding? No, you just smell horrible. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
6376 Mr. Trump says you can expect more of the same if you certify the Flint Michigan election results. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
6377 the man was saved after the gangster started thinking about the water bill 1.1304 0.06673 46 42 2 2
6378 You forgot the shower cap again. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
6379 You should'a bought the flood insurance. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
6380 Unfortunately, I’m not as efficient when I work from home 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
6381 C’mon, everyone sings in the shower 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
6382 Are you gonna come clean? 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
6383 Son, you are in hot water ! 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
6384 You’ll be swimmin’ with the rubber duckies in no time, Jimmy. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
6385 If you don’t tell me everything, I’ll flush the toilet 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
6386 Im startin' to see why the boss yearns for the high seas. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
6387 Don’t save water 💦 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
6388 There can only be 10 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
6389 That’s the last time you’ll go out without a mask. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
6390 That’s not how you sleep with the fishes. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
6391 We’re all working from home right now, you lying snake. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
6392 Last chance to talk, Murphy, or I'll pull the plug" 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
6393 Covid and the dangers outside are so bad; Even the Mob is staying inside. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
6394 The boss said to get rid of any fingerprints, before you swim with the fishes. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
6395 More like living at work than working from home, amirite?! 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
6396 2020 really made everyone a lot tougher to crack 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
6397 He refused to wash his hands, so I’m making sure he washes off the covid 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
6398 There's a new 'Green Initiative' at the river now 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
6399 Cold, ain’t it? 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
6400 La COVID nostra 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
6401 Gary, I told you when we got married I wasn't into this, and I'm not going to participate. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
6402 You can do better than this. I survived 2020. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
6403 *Sigh* He's going to find out he's not a ficus one way or another. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
6404 After a few moments it dawned on Attorney Abner Albright that the warm reception he’d expected from former client Louis P. Smith upon his release from prison was not going to be. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
6405 Well, at least you can thank me for making sure you’re social distancing. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
6406 ‘We’re all adapting to clean operations now kid. Sanitize, scrutinize.’ 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
6407 Your last wish is to use kiwi pineapple shampoo one last time ?Imma head to the store - be right back.... 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
6408 So I put away the groceries, folded the laundry straightened up a little. If there isn't anything else Mr. Sacher-Masoch I'll see you again tomorrow, or maybe the day after tomorrow. Lights on or lights off this time? 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
6409 Next time lit up some scented candles 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
6410 SO YOU VOTED BY MAIL DID YOU HARRY. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
6411 Thus must be what they mean by “Beyond.” 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
6412 Well Baker, Benny the Butcher? We're steakin' him out. Give up your pal who made the murder weapon, tell me where you hid the dough and I won't rub you out. 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
6413 Another "hit" by the Millennial Mafia. You're the third guy this month. You got lucky. Shoulda seen the guy they made sleep with the fishes. I'll never look at an Aquarium the same. Imagine if they watched the gangster movies instead of googling it. 1.1277 0.06535 47 43 2 2
6414 How about some Chinese?” Don Dechman. Austin T 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
6415 I’m letting you off easy, Wilbur. I’ll be back with the live cod, then I can say you’re swimming with the fishes. 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
6416 What’s worse? Being bound or being found? 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
6417 Give me the password...or...i'll put you under the spotlight...or i'll give you cement overshoes...or....oh fugetaboutit! 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
6418 I'm sorry, Bob. We have to stop meeting like this. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
6419 Jeffrey Toobin,the network Honchos say you've got to get over the urge to touch yourself while on a semi-private Zoom Call...Hopefully,this will kill your urge. If not,they will fire you! 1.1277 0.06535 47 43 2 2
6420 All day, I hunt people down, ask the tough questions, the whole shebang. The look in your eyes, I've seen it. I get the feelin' I don't wanna know. Just promise me you'll make better choices, kid, and don't tell your ma. She's been drinkin' again. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
6421 While the Boss respects your desire to quarantine it severely cramps my style. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
6422 Mr. Mnuchin, when we Democrats tell you you and your cronies are in hot water, we mean it! 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
6423 For the 100th time, I am telling you that was pure gold! 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
6424 „Getthef*ckoutahere” 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
6425 Now, you still don’t miss your cigarette? 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
6426 And you said you left the money on the kitchen counter? 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
6427 It's the home version of water-boarding. It's messy when it overflows, and that's all that scares anyone. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
6428 The boss says he don't want you smelling like a stinky fish when you're swimming with 'em. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
6429 This is sort of the adult version of a swirly 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
6430 Smile, will ya? We're a mob with heart. We won't toss a witness into some dirty, polluted river. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
6431 This is what my organization calls water boarding. 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
6432 Lemme know how long you wanna stand there, before we call Linda. 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
6433 The safe word is Whitney 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
6434 Yeah that’s me, Detective Mick Rugged. I was first on the scene. Some cunt had tied up some other cunt in a shower. Little did I know, my night was just beginning... 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
6435 ... and think about what you did. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
6436 Feel that? That's hard water. Next time we take away your broad spectrum moisturizer. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6437 Next time, we flush twice. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6438 Forgot to renew my boating license. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6439 I haven't quite hammered down my metric system conversions. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6440 Let's just all make ourselves comfortable while we wait for the Uber. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6441 You still won’t leave? 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6442 Might have to rethink this.... 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6443 Next time, don't forget to clean the bathtub ring. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6444 Next time you complain to the condo board, you're gonna hear from Plumbers Union 60475 again. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6445 Need some moisturizer? 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6446 Sometimes it’s important to give people the illusion of being in control. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6447 god damn youre into some kinky shit 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6448 It's curtains for you, bub. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6449 Dey don't call us wise guys for nuttin! 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6450 So, would you call this behavior the Bi or the Polar? Ma thinks I should know... 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6451 You may have avoided swimming with the fishes but soon you will find yourself bathing with the toaster. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6452 yep, the signature violates the ‘fourth wall,’ so what? 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6453 That'll teach you to put starch in my underwear 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6454 We warned you, Waldo. Once you're in, you never get to take off the Red and White stripes. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6455 We’ve downsized our mobster unit. Good luck swimming with the fishes. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6456 We can stay here all night... 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6457 Be patient. The fish and pillow are coming. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6458 Thanks for coming, Mr. Brasi. I figured I'd give you a head start. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6459 You're the field project for my degree in pseudo-psychotorture. 1.1136 0.06676 44 41 1 2
6460 When the water reaches the apartment below, then you'll pay. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6461 "Any last words before I put in on the tropical rain shower setting? 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6462 Yes, even the Mob is following ESG standards. We can´t whack people and dump them in the East River anymore." 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6463 I think this smoking cessation program should work for ya. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6464 Sorry -the lockdown required a change of MO. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6465 Once you're fully thawed you'll be singin' like a canary, Pal. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6466 Early mafia man prototyping new "cement shoes" invention. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6467 Ok, maybe I didn't think this through. I'm new at this. You don't seem terribly distressed. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6468 As soon as this lockdown is lifted, I’m dropping you in the east river. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6469 Tell us what we want, or, next thing we’re gonna do is rearrange your furniture. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6470 I’m only going out for a few minutes 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6471 It was when he was arrested for attempted murder, because his victim was able to identify him, that Duke figured out that his plan had one big flaw. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6472 You'll talk once the hot water runs out - they always do. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6473 Okay, full disclosure, but I didn’t actually see the movie Titanic. I just read a summary of the bigger beats of the film. I also don’t know what order the parts go in, but I still feel capable of participating in your sexual fantasy, Marv. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6474 Personally, I think showers are the best torture method. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6475 I am not playing around. When the water hits that tile it will warp it. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6476 Something doesn't look right here. The people who were supposed to tell me what to do died of Covid. 1.1136 0.04840 44 41 2 1
6477 Just wait until climate change really hits. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6478 I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IT’S ALL ABOUT”.. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6479 Y’see no one gets away from this administration without some ongoing absurdity, Colonel Vindman 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6480 Boss says it's time for you to swim with the rubber duckies. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6481 Sir, we have a kill in "Bathroom." Black's looking kinda sus,we should vote him out! 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6482 It's polite to take a shower before going in the pool 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6483 We're planning on global warming to finish drowning you. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6484 Look. I’m doin’ it your way so now why won’t you talk? 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6485 I'll tell Vito you swim with the rubber ducks. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6486 Using waterproof hairspray doesn’t mean you’re getting out of here unscathed. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6487 Fat Tony says sleep with fishes. But, close enough for 2020. Capice? And wear a mask next time I see yous! 1.1136 0.06676 44 41 1 2
6488 Your dating profile said you liked water sports. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6489 You're gonna get wrinkly. Really wrinkly. So wrinkly that it's curtains for you, Mac. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6490 Mobster training class 101. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6491 And how long you been a cartoonist at the New Yorker? 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6492 Sorry Mack, seems my son just ain't cut out for this kinda work... 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6493 You're luck the harbor is closed because of Coronavirus. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6494 I'd say hands up, but I hate cliches. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6495 Ya know,I don’t have all day! 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6496 I like that you recited Sylvia Plath. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6497 You betta start takin' or ya gonna be sleepin' with the rubber duckies tonight. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6498 So this is the "You didn't meet my expectations. - Mafia simulation". I could'nt imagine how stupid it looks like. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6499 Jeremy, I saw you buy this stuff in the store, if you wanna hang out just tell me. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6500 I GUESS YOU DIDN'T SCREW THE MOB TOO BAD. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6501 We do this as a favor to our shark clients. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6502 Water Bored 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6503 Don't worry. I'll drain the tub when you're through. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6504 Where's your mask? 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6505 As a long time member of the Sierra Club, I refuse to pollute our rivers! 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6506 You used all the hot water. Now we have to thrown you in the river. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6507 Boss Man said to book you into the bathroom suite of the Meadowland Hotel with a set of concrete shoes. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6508 And another thing I don’t wanna come back and find your pants around your ankles cock in your hand—you know as well as I do that shower jizz is a pain in the ass to clean up. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6509 Steve, your exit poll needs to be changed. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6510 This won't break our democracy either! 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6511 Yeah, it’ll take time. But the boss says, “Quarantine him.” And that’s what I’m gonna do, see? 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6512 No presha, ya un'erstan...Just pay up when you got the dough. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6513 So, we finally got enough water on that rope and cement? Your feet can’t budge? Water’s got the rope good and tight? I’m just asking for a friend. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6514 Tonight, you sleep with xerosis. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6515 I need to make this look like a suicide. Any ideas? 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6516 OK, OK, Kid. I know you don't like it, but stop complaining and take a normal shower like other boys your age do. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6517 Better start talkin', or you'll be sleepin' with the rubber duckies. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6518 You thought it would help and make America great again? 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6519 What can I say, I'm an environmentalist at heart, a sucker for keeping our rivers clean. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6520 Kyle, at least close the curtains when you are taking a shower. How many times do I have to tell you this? 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6521 Well I thought this case was a bit shallow. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6522 Dis is from Mojave Moe. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6523 Raining dogs and cats, isn't it? 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6524 Sorry, no shampoo 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6525 You're wasting all the water son. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6526 I'm not in a hurry. Are you? 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6527 It's the best we can do, with no river nearby. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6528 This is our only alternative procedure until the Lockdown is over. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6529 sdfsaefsadfsd 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6530 Being the spotlight tied up in a bathroom is weird. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6531 Well, this sure does bring up a whole new perspective of cleaning oneself. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6532 I’ll be back. I’m going out for a mop. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6533 Talk ! or you sleep with the fishes 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6534 Now that you’re all wet, you dirty rat, it’s time for the suds. Maybe then you’ll come clean. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6535 You’ll be sleeping with the rubber duckies soon. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6536 Think of this as a training exercise. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6537 Not gonna let "work from home" lessen MY productivity! Now,talk,buster. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6538 Universities only have showers. No more two hour baths like you do at home. Start practising! 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6539 If it were up to me, kid, you'd be in the East River ... but the boss, he's got this crazy idea about conserving water. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6540 Forget it, Jake. It’s Canada. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6541 I’m going to kill you with cliches. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6542 Be right back. I noticed you were out of shampoo. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6543 New EPA regulations. Don't wanna be poisoning no fish with your body care products. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6544 Vinny has a growing sense of unease. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6545 The new carbon neutral mafia isn’t going to make your downstairs neighbor happy when the floor collapses on her. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6546 Look,I'm working on the fishes..do you feel sleepy yet?.. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6547 This is what you get for making all of my hard work go down the drain. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6548 Anyone steals from us gets the cement shoes. Fortunately, you're my brother in law. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6549 Goodbye. Tonight is the real deal. Try not to think about it. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6550 Are you ready to come clean now or do we have to let those pajamas shrink on you? 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6551 Shaddup already about secondhand smoke! 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6552 My therapist says it’s because I’d been running through the sprinklers all day before my parents decided to let me put my foot prints in our new wet cement… 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6553 This cement shoes thing takes longer than I thought. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6554 Listen Mack, where’s my rubber ducky ? I ani’t asking again. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6555 If you won't drown I'll have to shoot you. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6556 Pull this crap again and you'll be drowning in more than your sorrows. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6557 THIS is the presidential suite? 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6558 Rub-a-dub-dub, One man in a tub, And who should I choose to be? The butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker? None of them good for thee. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6559 The water's from the Hudson...... 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6560 ... 'Whaddaya mean you guess I'm the brains of the operation?' 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6561 I have a message from Carl. He says turn on your camera. 1.1136 0.06676 44 41 1 2
6562 When you try to break the self isolation/quarantine in 2020 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6563 We strongly support the 'Stay at Home' approach to fight COVID. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6564 Hm, I see someone beat me to it. Tell me who it is, or you’ll regret it big time! 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6565 Standard procedure calls for a bath and shower before you sleep with the fishes. @newyorkercartoons @newyorkermag 1.1136 0.06676 44 41 1 2
6566 Thank you for the hot water sir. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6567 I warned you about marrying a dunderhead, son. Let me guess, she was hoping to brainwash you out of loving your family? 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6568 Mr Zuckerberg would like to discuss your ‘skip ad’ policy 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6569 I know you wore your mask on the flight, but still 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6570 Just sleep Kid, with all the pet stores closed you ain't getting any fish. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6571 I dont wanna know. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6572 You'ze gonna need to Vinny the Snake that 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6573 Once you are done with the shower you have to drink the disinfectant and stand under the UV light! 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6574 The measures people take these days for just a little human contact 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6575 Alright kid, one more time. Where’s your stash of N95 masks? 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6576 Tony said to give you a scare. But next time, you sleep with the fishes. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6577 Now that’s what I call a WAP 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6578 If you don't talk, the water will run over and get into the apartment downstairs. We all know how your co-op board will not look at the kindly. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6579 Hey look pal our pier is crawling with feds and I had to improvise. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6580 My HR review said I have to be better about practical onboarding and training. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6581 They told me you were in charge of Microsoft teams. So how do you change the ring tone on calls because its driving me insane!! 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6582 Diagon-elly 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6583 That’s what you get for wearing your mask under your nose. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6584 Sorry, pal. Best we can do right now with the lockdown. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6585 Tell me how you got here so freakin’ fast Jimmy. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6586 yeas so anyways as Is was saying... my kid tells me this is how mermaids gets made. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6587 Mission report? Fishes? Dude. Youse just been stinking and da boss ain’t like no stinkers. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6588 Just another foreign film, Kooky 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6589 Oh this is only step one. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6590 Sorry, I’ve just always been afraid of boats. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6591 You aren’t go anywhere on Thanksgiving. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6592 Eddie ‘stickyfingers’ down at the docks just tested positiv, so this will have to do. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6593 I guess youz is lucky the docks are closed due to COVID 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6594 Apart from the smoking Dave was pleased with his new Flatmate. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6595 I wish I could release you ! But my hands are tied . 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6596 That’s why I don’t do standup! 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6597 Your Zoom Office insisted. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
6598 The bosses told me to make it a clean bump off. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
6599 You lost the vote....Stay well 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
6600 We didn’t think to measure how deep it is. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
6601 Are your feet cold, yet? 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
6602 Hang in there kid, 2021 is right around the corner. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
6603 Still not willin’ to get your feet wet, eh Larry? 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
6604 New guidelines: tonight you'll be sleeping with our goldfish. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
6605 You think you’re in hot water now Bud? Just wait until the hot water runs out! 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
6606 You're a real kill-joy, kid. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
6607 It’s the best I can do right now 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
6608 strength and growth come only through continuous effort and struggle" (~ Napoleon hill 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
6609 No, I don’t have any Tea Tree 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
6610 They said we were doomed to yesterday's solutions, huh? 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
6611 Sorry, this is taking longer than I thought it would. How about another shampoo? 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
6612 Once your toes start to prune, you’ll be wishing you purchased a deeper tub 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
6613 This one's for the polar bears. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
6614 I told you, "No Smoking" 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
6615 I told you....either pay up or I'll put you under water. By the way, you're lucky i gave you a pass...your feet should be in cement. 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
6616 I could hide you in my basement, but with that stench, the police will easily find you. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
6617 If you were a fish you would already be dead! 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6618 Okay Senator Franken, just kidding. SNL wants you back. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6619 We ain’t done with you, yet. Next, we’ll be doing waterboarding in a kiddy pool. 1.0976 0.06812 41 39 0 2
6620 You never have a bad hair day,do you? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6621 He was nothing but a soaked, cold fish to that double-crossin’ dame.” 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6622 As soon as the butcher and the baker show up we're gonna rub-a-dub-dub you guys out. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6623 Time out! 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6624 Too many yachts on the East River. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6625 My diabolical plan is to combine Frank Sinatra's "Cement Shoes" with Alfred Hitchcock's shower scene in "Psycho" for the ultimate in sequestration horror and home theft. Now where do you keep your bit doubloons or other legal tender? 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
6626 Psycho. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6627 This is a taste. You won't like the whole buffet. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6628 2020 Water Torture 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6629 The 'smoking man' is in this one. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6630 You know there’s a ‘hot’ tap too, right? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6631 I still have another week to quarantine. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6632 Hit man in training. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6633 Obviously they were amateurs. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6634 After you cook the books you don't eat them. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
6635 Its the best wez can do, da docks is all shut cuzza Covid 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6636 I told you Glickstein, debits can't exceed credits. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6637 Is the water temperature ok for you? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6638 Back in the day, changing our minds was no sweat. With this new quickset... fuggetabatit. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6639 Too bad, Harry! This time your number's up! 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
6640 When the cement sets, the boss wants to talk to you 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6641 Are you gonna concede so my kid can be student body president or do we keep going here? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6642 Outtake from The Godfather 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6643 Jeremy, I don't think recreating the scene will help me get acquited. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6644 There's more than 25 people at the docks. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
6645 This will take a while, we’re on the fifth floor. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6646 This “working from home” has its limits. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6647 Hey uh! Why ya lookin’ so surprised? We uh told ya this was uh comin’... Just think of it as uh ya dress rehearsal. David B Smith Miami Beach, FL 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6648 I told you the Covid test would be uncomfortable 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6649 Remember, concrete won't melt 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6650 Hey buddy can I use your shower? I stink like shit! 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6651 I really should have worn my contacts 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6652 Now’s the time to come clean -have you been loyal in wearing a mask, social distancing and washing your hands? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6653 Lou began to suspect a flaw in his plan but he couldn't put a finger on it. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
6654 When it rains, it pours. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6655 Now son, can you image being dropped in the river 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6656 Time to take that boat ride on the East River, Mr. Stanislavski 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6657 You too, Theodore? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6658 Our special spa treatment. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6659 To provide you and other customers with an optimal experience, I’d appreciate it if you would leave a brief online review. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6660 He requested this as an alternative after we read column after column of Andy Borowitz to him. It seems a little wasteful, but it's the least we could do - we aren't monsters, after all. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6661 Nothing’s happening here — move along. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6662 Just answer the question: Where are the baker and the candle-stick maker? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6663 With all due respect, sir. I know this is a sinking ship but really, where's there to go? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6664 I told ya you'd be sleepin' with the mildew if ya didn't pay up. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6665 So now do you believe Archimedes was right? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6666 Yeah, I’m impressed with how water doesn’t wet you or your glasses. Now, before the tub overflows, do you want the apartment or not? It’s the last one I’m showing you. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6667 Ignoring therapist’s lecture on self-sabotage.... 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6668 I think I’m losing my touch. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6669 Now you'll think twice before calling me dirty. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6670 Franky, you're stinkin up the joint and ya got Covid, that's why we put ya there. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6671 Dis is just a sample, see? I don't t'ink I gotta explain any foither, do youse 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6672 You're shallow enough to sink in this water bitch boy. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6673 Oh, did you have your bathroom redone? Love the tile. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6674 Ready to put down the ducky yet? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6675 It's called "Humane Waterboarding" now please answer my question - is it too hot or too cold? 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
6676 Its still better than working in the White House 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6677 You better come clean, Pal. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6678 I thought it was a suicide attempt until I noticed that the water is ice cold 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6679 We'll try and drop you near Jimmy. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6680 Somehow, Boris didn’t understand the concept of how to use concrete shoes 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6681 Sorry I'm tied up at the moment and I can't help you... 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6682 If low water pressure isn't torturing you, wait until I turn the cold knob a millimeter 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6683 Looks like you've thought of everything except you forgot to sign the note. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6684 I knew you said you were in hot water but this seems excessive. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6685 When the hot water runs out, it's murder. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6686 You'll stay there until you come clean! 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6687 If you'd a listened to us you coulda done better than a tub in kitchen. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
6688 Yo, Bobby, thanks again for helping out with my internship. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6689 Yes, I'm the Family's COVID-19 compliance officer. How can I be of assistance to you? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6690 Am I doing this right it’s my first time. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
6691 Ya said ya wuz gonna go yo da cops cuz ya felt dirty. We're showin' ya our Total Immersion approach. ta your problem/" 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6692 In this moment he remembered the electric bill. 1.0976 0.03133 41 39 2 0
6693 No, I'm pretty sure he said "shower" not "sleep with the fishes." 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6694 Hey pal - Just cause you're working from home, you have to shower sometime. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6695 I’m from back East, don’t know nothin’ bout no deserts. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6696 You will notice that we have made some striking upgrades to water boarding! 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6697 I hope you are all snuggled in for my slow thaw method 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6698 You'd be in real trouble if we were closer to a large body of water. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6699 Honest,I tested Covid negative.It’s o.k. to whack me. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6700 Hey I heading out to the store anything you need? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6701 So the cute Italian girl you want to go out with happens to be my daughter... 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6702 Stay put. I’m going out to get some goldfish to throw in the tub. Wouldn't wanna lie to the boss. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6703 This is your opportunity to practice sleeping with the fishes. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6704 Wo , wo , wo buddy-boy... You’sse got shoes on , right ?? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6705 Please do something! I am neither waving nor drowning. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6706 My graduate advisor also said I had difficulty reducing things to practice. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
6707 Meanwhile, back from Home Depot... 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6708 Do you have shampoo or soap I could use? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6709 We are not interested in dirt, just the truth, the clean truth! 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6710 After the lower room temperature and weighted blanket didn't help with Frank's insomnia, fishes felt like the last option. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6711 maybe the B word wasn't bathroom 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6712 Stop complaining. It was either this or the river. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6713 We’ve streamlined our workflow while maintaining our communication strategy on point with our brand’s message.” 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6714 If there was a river anywhere near this town, you'd be singing a different tune. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6715 Now its time for the baby to get out of the bathwater 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6716 Charlie, love, when I said I wanted you 'hot, wet, tied up, and knee-deep in your body sweat,' this is not the fantasy I had in mind. A+ for effort, though. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
6717 Looks like you messed with the right person, kid. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6718 You look like still wet behind the ears. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6719 Now draw me like one of your french girls 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6720 I’m reliving the days when I used to wait at the crowded busstop in the pouring rain.. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6721 This guy ain't singing. He's hardly even talking. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6722 I hope we don't disturb my neighbors, I don't want to lose my place. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6723 Face your mental problems.You can walk freely now, thanks to vaccines, don't commit suicide. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
6724 It just ain’t the same Artie. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6725 Well next we dry ya off and apply a lil mineral oil for the scaling, den its back #to da window for you. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6726 My apologies, this is taking longer than I had planned. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
6727 Oh, pardon me. I’ll let get back to what you were doing. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6728 Afternoon nap with the fishes 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6729 You don’t expect me to drown myself here, now do you ? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6730 NEXT TIME YOU'LL KNOW WHAT TO DO WHEN YOU GET THE URGE TO SNEAK AROUND ON HER . . . . 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6731 There’s Lyle Lovett 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6732 Showering in bleach and parodying the shower scene from Psycho isn't going to cure covid 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6733 It’s a message...Jonny sleeps with the dishes #newyorker 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6734 You better start supporting @joebiden because you have less time in hand 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
6735 You didn’t certify nothin’, did you?!” - Last attempt at a Trump Second Ter 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6736 C’mon Jonny, we’ve been over this, at least close the curtains when you shower 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6737 Última vez que uso grinder 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
6738 It doesn’t take a hunch to tell me that’s a significant waste of water, pal. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6739 We’ll crack you somehow, Mr. Feldspar. This one I call “Downpour, no galoshes”. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6740 They’ll say I’m cutting corners again, but I just needed a mental health day, ya know? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6741 Our market research shows that this is more psychologically damaging. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6742 The 'advanced interrogators' were upset when the Torture Report broke, so we had to give em something... 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
6743 My friend Jimmy did the same thing a few years back. Bit different execution spot. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6744 Sorry, I'm new to this. I only had the virtual mafia onboarding. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6745 Do you think this is 6 feet 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6746 Mind if I join? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6747 What do you think? I call it the 2021 at-home bracing kit 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
6748 . . . bum, bum, right down the drain. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6749 Stay awake until Big Al gets here with the fish - or else! 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6750 ... youse gunna sleep with the hair balls 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6751 OK, Joe. That's all. I'm leaving. I won't be seeing you again. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6752 Hey, pardon me, Don Vito? Can you step inside the bathroom for a moment? If you wanna beat the citywide lockdown you’re gonna need a bigger tub! 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6753 The river? And along with you, the best cannoli recipe in town!? I think not. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
6754 This isn't gonna end soon dude ..you better keep praying duhh.. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
6755 My Cactus: Before I leave the city - indefinitely. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
6756 Eureka! 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6757 You’re right, that’s just how I feel 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
6758 When you freeze in Hell perhaps you'll take me up on my offer. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
6759 So, how long is it gonna take? 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6760 Sorry this is the slow way but my wife made me sell my boat. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6761 Yeah. I know. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6762 If control + Z worked in real life, the water bill would be much cheaper. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6763 Come clean. Or your rubber ducky gets it. Now do you think we're serious!" 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6764 The boss is really gonna be mad at the numbskull that left the curtain open. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6765 We'll have you thawed out by Thanksgiving, you big turkey. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6766 Oh yeah? You'll come clean, all right. I got all day." 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6767 Can I get you anything? Tea, coffee, brass knuckles, rubber hose, baseball bat? 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6768 Cuomo's getting so lazy these days. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6769 It's curtains for you...sorry, but installing shower doors just wouldn't look right with that tub. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6770 You'll stop smiling once the water runs tepid. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6771 So ... Waldo's in the shower. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6772 Next, I gotta go get some goldfish, and then, you’re gonna sleep with those fishes. Let that be a lesson to ya. ‘ 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6773 Lucky for you, I get paid by the hour. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6774 Now we will you tell me where you hid the Legos? 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6775 Are you Lord Farquaad? Did you torture Gingy? Don't lie to me, I can see parts of him in your hair and face. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6776 It's time for you to sleep with the rubber duckies. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6777 This environment friendly method may take awhile. I’m gonna get a bite to eat, can I get you somethin’? 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6778 Act 2, the curtain draws back and a wet spotlight finds our Hero in distress. Action! 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6779 Unconventional, punk? Yeah, I'm an unconventional cop. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6780 Well, it's 2020 and that's all we got..! 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6781 You know, your way is gonna be slow and painful...but, hey, you saved me a bullet. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6782 Sorry, no, I didn't bring a mask. This is usually done outside. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6783 Come clean or you'll be swimming with the rubber duckie. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6784 "Now, will you stop singing that song?" "No. It's my First Amendment right to sing whatever I want to. 'Trumpity Trump Trump, Trumpity Trump Trump, look at Donnie go....'" 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6785 Last chance to talk or it’s curtains! 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6786 ''You do understand, we mean business?" 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6787 There has to be an easier way to stop smoking.. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6788 I warned ya about drowning rubber duckie. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6789 I've always had a certain ambivalence about my work. How about you? 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6790 You better come clean or you’ll be swimming with the soap dishes. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6791 Sure I feel stupid, but ya can't be too careful these days, ya know? 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6792 If you leave before I get back, be sure to turn off the shower and turn off the lights. Utility bills are killing me! 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6793 You're stayin' right there til you spill it. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6794 The boss said if you don't come clean--it's curtains, then more euphemisms: Let that sink in. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6795 How'd you git so lucky, eh? 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6796 All you need to do is move down to Georgia, register, and vote the “right” way in January! 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6797 So , you ready to talk , or are you ready to drown ? What's it going to be? 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6798 What the ...? It is hard to come to any other conclusion than Rudy is losing his touch. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6799 You said that shower is broken. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6800 Your fitbit can't help you now, pal. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6801 I want privacy on Facebook. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6802 See, you'll either start talk'n or you'll soon be bathing with the rubber duckies if you get my drift 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6803 This isn't cannabis, and no, you can't have a hit 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6804 So, the “Shower Power Bandits” have struck again. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6805 No non-fat oak milk latte and avocado toast for you in the morning 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6806 It looks like youse could go for a spot of Chamomile. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6807 This new 'Sleeping with the Fishes' bath bomb just ain't no substitute for the real deal..." 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6808 After you took a bath on us, Johnny, it was time to hit the showers. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6809 Of course I don't mind helping with your homework for Mobster School." 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6810 Start talking or the water bill increases 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6811 That’s concrete fool. Water isn’t going to melt it. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6812 OK, Bill, it's time to get out of the rain. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6813 Ma’am will be in to drown you in piss after she is done fucking your girlfriend, you dirty cuck slut. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6814 Guess I shouldn't have thrown that hairdryer into the East River. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6815 Hello. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6816 I'm only here for a pinky. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6817 This water bill's gonna be the death of me 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6818 Just you wait. From canary to opera singer with just a change in venue. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6819 Stop your blubbering, 20 minute rinse and the salt water won’t leave a stain. We have experience with these things. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6820 It's the new social distancing guidelines. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6821 It’s nothing personal, just a combination of economic cuts and sustainability ... 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6822 So long, sucker! 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6823 Sorry, it's my first day. They said Soque river. 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
6824 We all gotta make compromises with this Covid thing....any last words before I pull the plug? 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6825 Look at it this way: if the waterboarding shower doesn't get you, global warming will, eventually.... 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6826 I'm sequestered right now, we'll be working here today... 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6827 Fredo turns wiseguy, "Neva cross da family". 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6828 Hey Mac, ain’t my fault your super can’t keep the hot water working in this joint; now talk! 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6829 thank you for your partial payment. if you would like to negotiate the remainder of your obligation please call... 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6830 This lockdown thing takes the fun outta everything! 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6831 Listen here. You come clean, or else!! 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6832 It's covid, this is the best we could do. At least you don't have to wear a mask. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6833 We don't want you to be unprepared for the deep drop. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6834 The boss said to keep you here 'til you come clean. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6835 You just had to make a splash, didn’t ya Fredo? 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6836 It's always tough to decide "tub or shower". 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6837 Sorry kid, somethings are not subject to compromise. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6838 Spill the beans, Mac, or you're gonna be sleeping with the rubber duckies. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6839 This is California son, if the water don’t kill ya’s, the bill will! 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6840 Amateur job! 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
6841 I gotta go out. I forgot the fishes. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6842 I mean it, Bill... We’re cleaning our pockets for real this time. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6843 So, to make a long story short, that's why they call me the shower head strangler. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6844 Nobody steals from Mr. Ikea and gets away with it. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6845 My features may look nerdy and dry, but isn’t there a better solution? 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6846 The Big Guy says if you don't fire the prosecutor who's investigating his son, you won't get billion dollar aid package...or a towel. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6847 Consider yourself lucky that we’re in a budget crunch. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6848 The lockdown is messing up my shakedowns. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6849 Now will your body's release of hormones make you talk? 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6850 You ready to come clean or should I turn up the heat? 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
6851 Get in the bucket the nerrrd! 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6852 You have the right to a rubber ducky. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6853 Oh fuck are you Eileen's pay pig, she told me she was doing this stuff again, sorry I barged in, I should've knocked first, I'll go tell her the bath is almost ready. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6854 You skim from da Toronto boys, you pay da price, eh? 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6855 Can you please close the curtain! Can’t take a shower if it’s open. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6856 This pandemic is really starting to test our romantic role playing. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6857 Snitches like you sleep with the rubber duckies! 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6858 Youse better not let that tub overflow. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6859 This week I'm okay, but last week was rough". 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6860 December 7th 2019...Me thinks You've already Decided the Winner! 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6861 No. We don't have any anti-Dandruff shampoo 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6862 Sorry - this was faster before restrictions 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6863 This is just a taste of what being stuck in line outside Trader Joe's in the cold rain during the winter 'Rona will feel like. Wise up and stay home, guy. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6864 Hey, I follow the science—you only sleep with fishes in your own household. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6865 Sure I'll tell you what I think. I think Houdini's got nothin to worry about. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6866 Can you hand me the Pope on a Rope? 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6867 You’ll be out before it runs over, I gotta security deposit to worry about. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6868 Yo boss, I don't see a point in this kidnapping drill. You know I'm allergic to water. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6869 Okay Ernie, you're telling me you wanna body wash before shampoo, right? 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6870 The Exasperated Hit Man 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6871 Did you say you had certain conditions or you wanted conditioner?! Jody Kinsey - Toronto, ONT. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6872 Don't worry kid. I'm gonna die from smoking before you swim with da fishes. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6873 So, now you gonna tell me who used my loofah? 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6874 You’ll ll be sleeping with the rubber duckies tonight! 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6875 Have you seen my loofah? Asking for a friend. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6876 Vinny tried everything he knew to break Wilbur, but it just wasn't working. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6877 We have to clean the corpse before we can dump it into the Hudson River 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6878 you'll sleep with the bathtub ring, rat 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6879 Tell me your hair care routine dude, else your future is in front of you! 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6880 I told you to quit touching yourself outside the yoga studio. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6881 Start talking or I’ll turn it to “massage”. 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
6882 We can't afford a boat this year but you get the idea... 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6883 If you'd only used deodorant this all could have been avoided. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6884 Management has gone soft these days 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6885 I told them you didn't need to be rehearsed for your performance. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6886 I'm glad they sent Fredo 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6887 A vaccine just can't come soon enough.... 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6888 You should see the other guy. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6889 It's hard to get good interns these days. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6890 If you weren’t in quarantine it woulda been much quicker in the river. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6891 Talk! Or next it's the loofah for you... 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6892 Believe me, you don't want to be here when the super arrives to find the source of the leak! 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6893 OK, Richie, come clean or you sleep with the rubber duckies. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6894 Frank knows you have aquaphobia, Bennie. He said to consider this a warning." 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6895 You’re a good intern Joe, now go home. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6896 Believe me, pruning is not pretty. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6897 The Bath 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6898 I’m giving you time to think about what you’ve done 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6899 Son, it's time we had the sex talk. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6900 If this doesn't work, I'm gonna make you swim with the dishes. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6901 A lotta people say I'm throwin' you in the deepest lake ever in the history of the Mob... 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6902 Really, do you think this is worst that Covid-19? 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6903 I promise I won't tell how we hacked the last election when I'm pardoned over the NSA issue! 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6904 I thought I told the boys to bring you to the water. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6905 All that's missing are the fishes. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6906 I never doubted you could pull this off by yourself. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6907 If you don't get out of this joint, you'll be toast. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6908 We wouldn't be here f you would have just bathed once in a while. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6909 Aftah curfew, it's straight ta da East River wid you's. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6910 Da fishies is quarantined so dis may take awhile. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6911 You're lucky the beaches are closed. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6912 Cough it up Smedley,or we pull the plug 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6913 Now, we only begin with our gentle version of waterboarding 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6914 It appears to be I'm-so-cold-I-can't-move case again Watson... 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6915 If you're uncomfortable, we can make it warmer. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6916 You'll be sleeping with the shower drain hair. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6917 It’s da best I can do in da Pandemic. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6918 The saying , "Tonight you sleep with the fish" is a silly myth. This is much more effective. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6919 “ normally we’d just throw you in the river, but the van is in the shop “ 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6920 Stick with me, and you'll never get hosed. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6921 If we don't pull the plug soon, this place will be flooded with investigators. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6922 This would be a lot rougher kid if your dad weren’t the boss. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6923 You're gonna talk, Mac. You're gonna come clean! 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6924 You won't be such a wiseguy when we run out of hot water. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6925 I dunno if swimming with the fishes works in a bathtub. . 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6926 Maybe I should try your hair gel. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6927 Tell me where the ‘da is; and I make the wata warm... 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6928 Sorry 'bout this Joey, but the Boss says you gotta bathe with the fishes. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6929 Proven your point; the concrete is waterproof”. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6930 You may be trying to clean up crime, but I’m trying to clean up grime. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6931 The mob wanted the usual cement but said go light on the waterboarding. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6932 New pandemic protocols. We all gotta do our part. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6933 If you’d only wear a mask, we could do this the right way 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6934 But your daughter meant a simple, old shower! 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6935 It’s very important to incorporate self-care into your day. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6936 I'm telling ya for the last time! I want the combination to your safe! 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6937 Oh great... a mob stan. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6938 Ya better start talkin. In five minutes I run out of hot water. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6939 The stay-at-home order is still in effect, so for the 257th time, what do you want for your last meal? 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6940 When you don't pay your debts, you sleep with the rubber duckies. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6941 Damn Gowanus Canal cleanup. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6942 I didn't bring you here to play checkers; I brought you here to sing. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6943 All right kid, Benny the Brain says I can let you go. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6944 It’s Portland cement that dries in water. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6945 Marty bathes with the fishes. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6946 C'mon, you the shower curtain wet! 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6947 It isnt the same but I do get to spend more time with my kids this way. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6948 I'll ask ya one more time. How many times did you vote for Biden? 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6949 Whaddaya think of the boat ownership simulator? 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6950 Sure, act a little civilized and this is what you get. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6951 Your alibi don't wash - cut the chatter and come clean 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6952 And we're about to run out of hot water, pal. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6953 Slower than the old days but there's time for a creme rinse. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6954 You better start talking before the conditioner!" 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6955 One more time, where're the jewels? 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6956 Before I leave, did you want it warmer? 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6957 Your 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
6958 You're lucky that Vegas is so far from the ocean, Johnny. 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
6959 Are you telling me I didn't 'launder' the money correctly either? 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6960 I was told a cold shower can make it softer. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6961 It was the intern,right? 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6962 New? Yeah, this is my first day. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6963 Mafia methods for COVID lockdown. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6964 The Boss saw the documentary about the 'plastic island' and now we can't throw anything in the river no more. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6965 It's time to get your mask on for the trip down to the pier. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6966 It’s part of the intern experience. Exactly. “Sleeping wish the fishies” for interns. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6967 Listen buddy, if you don’t give my boss the answers he wants, you’ve got a mildly uncomfortable manicure and cinnamon facial scrub coming your way next. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6968 My financial advisor told me to buy and hold. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6969 the boss always said you was a smart accountant but a loser when it came to water displacement figures. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6970 Start singing or you will be swimming with the rubber ducky! 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6971 Can we at least do this at your place? I would love me some car-smell. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6972 We had to cut back on the disposal budget this year. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6973 Yes, these are the latest COVID-19 measures. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6974 Me and da boys call dis sleeping wit da fishes for snowflakes 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6975 Too dumb to be a crook. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6976 Damn you Pacific Norwesters 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6977 Cold Enough?...GOOD!" Now as your Wim Hof personal trainer I say, "Inhale, Exhale! 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6978 I guess this will have to do. Sorry, I keep forgetting the cement should come later. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6979 Need cigarette right now, please? 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6980 Before you go, can I have a glass of water? 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6981 If you don’t sing, you’ll end up sleeping with the rubber duckies 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6982 I’m still not going to let the transition begin. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6983 They call me the wet bandit, kid. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6984 Admit it! You contradicted him! 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6985 Who’s the wiseguy who called Four Season’s Total Hitmen? 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6986 I don’t suppose you have a hair dryer? Would hate to miss This is Us... 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6987 for the last time, where d'ya bury the stash 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6988 ‘Working from home just doesn’t feel as fulfilling.’ 🚬💔 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6989 Now, I’m gonna ask you one more time... where do you keep the nice linens? 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6990 Do you want to try that Chicago Overcoat in a larger size? 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6991 This is too far Derryl, you are only supposed to wash your hands 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6992 Say your prayers, pal. Now can you scootch down anymore? 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6993 Let me know when it heats up 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
6994 A Buoyant Lockdown 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
6995 Can i go back and choose the first bath time option of candles and wine? 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6996 Rub-a-dub-dub, one man in the tub 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6997 Whenever you’re ready then. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6998 See, it is possible to have a shower without using everyone else’s toiletries” 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
6999 „I don‘t get it you‘re not too impressed with this old-fashioned fuss. See, the real threat is I‘m not wearing a face-mask, neither do you...“ 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7000 You think this looks bad, Detective? You should see the other guy. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7001 you see, im a little stuck sir 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7002 «  Time to take a shower mate, quarantine is not an excuse » 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7003 Great. Maybe this time, it'll be different. #election2020 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7004 This here is why policies from people who don't do the work, don't work. Bureaucracy, see. 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
7005 Is this a sailors knot? 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7006 It’s a beautiful day to have a beautiful day, hey? 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7007 They’re cutting off the water at four. You’ll be sorry when the water turns brown. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7008 the hot water cuts out sometimes... that’s part of it. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7009 Narrator: And at that moment watergate happened 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7010 What is this, the global warming drill? 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7011 yea so i put him in the tub like you asked but he ain't drowning 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7012 - О, тёпленькая пошла! 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7013 I'm tying you up and putting you in a bucket of cement in the shower, which will likely not be fatal but is still considered torture under the Geneva Conventions. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7014 Soon Tom Thick began to realize this was not going as planned. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7015 They say hot showers are good for your mental health 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7016 The boss said clean up this mess 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7017 C’mon Gavin, you just issued a water restriction mandate for CA due to the drought 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7018 Hey boss, have you tried couple's therapy? 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7019 not sure how else to make to follow the social distancing rules 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7020 Smart working. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7021 I'll play it straight to ya, kid. I' been workin' on my masonry, see. My technique need a lil' work, so I thought, why not shut up that dope next door? Two birds, one job, ya know? So no hard feelins', kid. I know you'd understand. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7022 we're all clear here boss. another one avoiding the news. 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
7023 That will teach you to mouse on us ! 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
7024 But yuh shoes uh dry, right? Yuh welcome. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
7025 You glasses fogging up is the last step now that your feet are wrinkly. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
7026 Zoom assignation. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
7027 I want you clean, when I throw you in the river, because I believe in Climate Change. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
7028 Wit' all the dough you ripped offa us you at least coulda bought glass shower doors.” 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
7029 I miss Hoboken. 1.0769 0.05673 39 37 1 1
7030 Hypothermia is not such a bad way to go, ya see? 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
7031 Best I could do. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
7032 Give me the tub and we'll call it even. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
7033 I guess she really wanted to get that skunk stink off. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
7034 Sorry, Pal, I don't buy the Houdini bit. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
7035 Stay-at-home confession strategy. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
7036 This isn't how we did Al Capone. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
7037 Look at the bright side. You won't fit down the drain 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
7038 She said we would have a fun time 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
7039 Politically Correct Gangster: “You must shower before you enter the pool.” 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
7040 the best I could do in a lockdown period! 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
7041 You better come clean or it’s the cement overshoes for you, Horace. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
7042 new rules from the Boss the Hudson is killer polluted and you need to be cleaned before we dump you 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
7043 It’s wintertime, the lakes & rivers are frozen and this is what they came up with…I’m trying my best! 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
7044 What with the price of cement, we like to test it out first 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
7045 You can change your mind about your state's support of Biden, Governor -- it's up to you. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
7046 No, we don't have wi-fi 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
7047 This is just a wet run of you sleeping with the fishes. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
7048 Whoa, whoa, whoa - you thought I was gonna throw you off a WHAT?! 1.0769 0.05673 39 37 1 1
7049 Hope the fishes didn't keep you up last night. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
7050 Yeah, I'm confused too. You're supposed to wake up with the fishes. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
7051 Damn curfews 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
7052 Dis ain’t never worked for nobody! 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
7053 Sleep with the duckies, pal. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
7054 We like to call it 'le petit mort'. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
7055 Don was really in hot water now 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
7056 Remember, the safeword is "Justin Beiber". 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
7057 American Horror Stories Season 2020 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
7058 And if this doesn't make you talk, we bring out the pillows next. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7059 you’re gonna sleep with the duckies tonite 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7060 This is Kansas tough guy, we do what we can. 1.0750 0.05533 40 38 1 1
7061 When the cops get here, they won't be able to find my fingerprints on you! 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7062 They told me you didn't sleep well after having fish. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7063 I promised your mother I would get you in the shower. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7064 We think this is more compassionate than throwing you in a cold, polluted river. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7065 Rudy, another affidavit 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7066 Don't worry. I'll throw you into the Hudson right after the lock-down. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7067 Sleep with the fishes," I said. "I have sleep apnea," you said. Always asking for accommodations 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
7068 Technically, I've done what I was ordered. Yous lucky I find it disrespectful to be asked to work during Kwanzaa. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7069 I'll handle the laundering operation. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7070 And in that moment Dirty Harry was no more. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7071 You're going to swim with the rubber ducks. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7072 After this stunt you won't be sleeping the missus. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7073 Now before i question you,take a shower you smell 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7074 Don't get your hopes up-- I ain't THAT stupid. When I gets back from my walk, you'll be long gone-- that's QUICKSAND! 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7075 This job ain't been the same since the EPA banned ocean dumping back in '88. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7076 Don't move! 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7077 If you don't start talking soon then I'm gonna give you a sack of oranges to eat while I read the phonebook... 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7078 The vaccine will work as long as you don.t talk .OK 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7079 Lather, rinse, repeat, is done when I say it's done. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7080 Rise and shine, you can’t sleep with the fishes forever. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7081 Should I close the curtain and see what this magician can pull off? 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7082 This is payback for flooding the voter fraud hotline with prank calls. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7083 I appreciate your proactivity, but we’re still going to the river... 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7084 Fifty shades of grey leading to another robbery. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7085 It's much harder to be a gangster when the docks are closed 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7086 Either you come clean or I'll pull the plug. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7087 Talk, or it'll be shower curtains for you. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7088 No, the boss doesn't care if we wear masks, but insists that we should work from home. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7089 Tell me where you hid the loot, or you’ll sleep with the rubber duckies. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7090 Stop holding your breath. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7091 I told dem you wuz not gonna sing. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7092 This could stop if you'd just come clean! 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7093 Are you ready to come clean with some concrete answers? Jeffrey Manly Toronto 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7094 And don’t take too long, I got my water bill due in four days 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7095 U R Fired ! 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7096 Da Boss said, "you swim with da fish at midnight. Until den, I'm to keep you 'on ice'." Capiche? 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7097 Where did you put the electric cord ? 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7098 Hey, we're back in power; virtue-signalling counts more than effectiveness. Gonna be a long four years for you. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7099 Still not talking? All right, we're turning off the hot water. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7100 You said you wanted to get clean. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7101 Curing a bond is our specialty, I can tell you, Schitt$ Creek doesn't even come close. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7102 New ecology rules say you have to shower before you go in. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7103 Now lie down. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7104 Oh you'll talk, wise guy. Just you wait. I got a herbal shampoo that'll make ya sing like a friggin' canary. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7105 Crime writer Howard's lock down nightmare. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7106 So you don't wanna talk, huh? Well maybe you'll change your mind when I bring out the shampoo. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7107 We can't dump you in the river during the pandemic. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7108 What a botched job 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7109 It’s Quarantine, Jake. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7110 You remind me of my Uncle Donald. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7111 We're in a pandemic, see. We can't just be dragging fellas around the docks these days. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7112 That's right. You survive Hell Week, you get into the frat. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7113 This O.G. cryotherapy cures the need for frivolous lawsuits. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7114 You're lucky it's too cold outside. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7115 Talk, or the next shower head will be a bullet. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7116 Snitches get showers. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7117 The mob implements protocols during lockdown to putting the screws on informers. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7118 You might think you’re tough, but the East River is a lot colder and deeper. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7119 No loitering by the East River during “Shelter in Place” 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7120 It's just that these days the East River is too polluted to throw you in. We're the Mafia but we're not inhumane. 1.0571 0.05714 35 34 0 1
7121 Come clean AND DIE! 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7122 Capichi? 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7123 1: “Don’t worry, you’ll be golden”, he said. 2: “Sir, I really don’t know where the gold is.” 3: “I didn’t know this was going to be a gang thing.” 4: “I prefer to be showered with affection.” 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7124 I'm askin' you one more time. Come clean! 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7125 I told ya you had to come clean or else... 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7126 We don't have the resources for traditional trickle torture. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7127 You’re lucky the car’s broken down but the boss wants it done tonight. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7128 You can call this a 'spoiler alert.' 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7129 They didn’t even bother to take you to the cleaners? See kid, this is no time to throw the towel in! 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7130 Thank you for your participation in our training exercise. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7131 COVID lockdowns have ruined everything. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7132 Not gonna lie, this isn’t the weirdest thing I’ve walk in on. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7133 Zugzwang. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7134 Don’t look so surprised...you know the rules 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7135 We got bored with the cement overshoes thing. It's off to the Arctic for you. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7136 Da Romans learnt me t’set concrete under da watta. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7137 Listen, last chance to answer correctly, did you or did you not take Mr. A's flowers from his garden? 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7138 No eureka moment for you, pal? "There is a gun in my pocket if you want to make it simpler" "That's how curtains get moldy 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7139 Guess I got 202ed on this one. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7140 We all have our flaws, Herbert. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7141 Easy on the hot water. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7142 Ok but when ya done playing sleepin wit da fishes don’t forget to brush ya teeth . 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7143 Make your bed with the fishes…” It may not be what Homer had in mind, but it’s a guaranteed cure for insomnia 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7144 Until I'm made, they keep me stuck in quality control. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7145 You would be sleeping with the fishes,but the docks are closed for the pandemic. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7146 I'll tell Godfather that you sleep with the rubber duckies 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7147 Your wife asked me to remind you that just 'cause you've stopped showering for the office doesn't mean you can stop showering for her. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7148 Nice try John. We'll need to go outside to the river. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7149 Honey,we agreed on one quick cagarette! Isn’t Eddie Jr. done with his shower yet? 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7150 When quarantine ends, we'll do this in the river. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7151 This will teach you to double cross the Saharan Mafia. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7152 I don't think the boss is going to approve of my working at home. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7153 So, what do you want? We live in Kansas City. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7154 You told da Don Canada's up north. You know too much. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7155 I work for Sills. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7156 This is coming out of your deposit 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7157 Okay, see, we're trying to be more environmentally responsible by not throwing anything in the river. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7158 Two minutes more until we can make a clean getaway 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7159 Sorry Sven. No dice. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7160 I think I’m becoming a teddy bear in my old age. I find myself nostalgic for the good old days of water boarding and dumping bodies with cement blocks in the river. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7161 This is the closest we get to virtual. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7162 You better talk now, or I’m gonna change the the shower head to ‘massage’ 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7163 You're showering. For God's sakes, at least have the common decency to draw the curtain 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7164 We're trying to reduce our environmental impact. Do you know how much plastic the average person swallows in their lifetime? 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7165 Like the boss says, you wasn’t loyal, so forget about asking for your rubber ducky. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7166 And one more thing, Luca Brasi swims with the fishes. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7167 Come clean, O'Reilly. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7168 I told Stoney it wasn’t the right size. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7169 It’s because they called me Luke Warm during the war. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7170 So Bud, are you going to refuse to certify the election results, or do I need to get Tiny to call you? 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7171 PAY UP OR...OR...well honestly I don't know what worse fate I could threaten you with then what we're all going through so...just forget the loan. Have a nice day. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7172 I can do this all day. 1.0571 0.05714 35 34 0 1
7173 Ya think I’m stupid? You talk or I’m uncapping da condotioner 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7174 Let me know if the water's too hot. I'm running out to the drug store. Need anything? 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7175 I'm trying out this new technique; it's called boiling alive! 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7176 We ain't playin' games, here. Dat's da finest Portland cement. It takes time to set, an' youse gotta keep it wet! 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7177 Da boss never heard of water conservation or no Green New Deal so the shower stays on until you talk. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7178 Come clean about where you hid the dough! 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7179 Don't worry, Jerry, your wife will drive you to the lake after we finish up in the bedroom. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7180 With all this social distancing persuading you to vote for, The President" is growing on my nerves, do you really want me to call, "Rudy"? 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7181 They said Waterboard him. He'll talk. They were wrong. This guy's one tough cookie 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7182 It's about ratting - this is my way of considering the consequences. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7183 We have ways of making you clean. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7184 Just 'cause you're workin' from home don't mean you get cute with the books. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7185 You do realize this is just small business - right? 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7186 Oh Yeah? Wait 'til I bring in the flying monkeys. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7187 After the pandemic, shit's gonna get real! 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7188 The guys said you were in here having your baby shower. Congratulations! 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7189 Son, once you become part of the mafia, there is only one way out of the mafia, and that's in a body bag." 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7190 For the final time, when does Trump admit he lost the election? 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7191 I'll be back with some fishes. You gonna swim with the fishes. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7192 Make the portrayal of your emotional state less stoic. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7193 Hmmm... UV treatment under forced quarantine! Elementary? 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7194 Look, no hands!! This thing rotates in tub. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7195 No we didn’t have a walk in tub 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7196 Boss is taking human rights seriously. You’ll like this better than sleeping with the fishes. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7197 Last chance to agree to a bathroom makeover. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7198 Hey kid, I told you to shut up! 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7199 OK, you've had your rehearsal. You ready for the real thing? 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7200 Most voters go for the carrot. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7201 Hey, Bub- If you don't talk, I'm getting close to pulling the drain plug 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7202 My wife won't let me back in the house unless I give you the full treatment. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7203 'OK wise guy, we'll see who catches their death of cold when the warm water runs out.' 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7204 The boss wanted to thank you for helping us test out this new , quick drying cement!" 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7205 Grandpa, you said, 'go play.' Can't you see I was captured by pirates in a storm on the high seas. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7206 And, if you happen to speak poorly of me, Mr. Senator, I’ll just have to tape your mouth shut. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7207 Listen - we don't have the budget for Brooklyn Bridge, so just say your line buddy. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7208 It was either this or make you sleep with the dishes. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7209 Mix all ingredients together, and bake at 350 degrees for how long? 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7210 Ya gotta be clean to sleep with the fishes 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7211 Self-care,huh? Yeah,I guess I need to take the time to to focus on myself too. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7212 New CDC guidelines... 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7213 Boss said "the special treatment", that's why you get "avec douche". 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7214 What part of climate change don't you understand? 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7215 I contacted Tom Hanks - and he said he won't pay a ransom to stop a sequel called 'Bath Away.' 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7216 Better drown real quick, kid, or your floor's gonna get real wet. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7217 It's exactly what I'd told you I'd do! 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7218 Boss said you better come clean. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7219 An accommodation by 'da boss on accounna by sea sickness. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7220 Sorry Son. Your mother said the next time you don't call home, it's the East River for you. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7221 And now maybe you'll think twice about crossing Norman Bates again. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7222 Divulge your toilet paper supplier, or you'll be sleeping with the fishes. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7223 Covid saved your life. The three wise guys I hired to dump you in the Hudson are in quarantine. but after they get vaccinated you'll be in over your head 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7224 Nice try Billy, but I can’t take you with me to work again today. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7225 If you don't come clean soon, I've got a car parked outside with the engine running just waiting for you with the windows down. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7226 The bad news is, it was supposed to be Johnny Pickles, but it’s gotta be you, son. The good news is, we do it like this since we’re all just working from home now. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7227 Even the mob is responsibly self-isolating. So can you. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7228 Although what Harry did in the bathroom with the Sorcerer's Stone was his business, Hagrid just wished he'd remember to lock the door every once in a while... 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7229 OK, I'll get you a towel. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7230 who do you work for 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7231 Hey, die after I interrogate you ! 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7232 Stop trying, there will be nothing funny would happen in this cartoon. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7233 she said I needed to cool off... 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7234 The names' Smokey, 100th named Hurricaine of 2020. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7235 If you don’t come clean now, we’ll force you to work from home. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7236 Ya see I’m pretty much bald now with the treatment and I just miss feeling my hair get wet. I know you didn’t agree to this but thank you. God I needed this. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7237 It would be fishy, if I had taken you to the Hudson 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7238 Let’s give you a feeling what it’s like sitting in school for hours with open windows and rain. Do you still remain with your position to keep schools open at all times? 1.0571 0.05714 35 34 0 1
7239 Presenting the "Water Torcher". Ten times the strength of the old model with a 99.9% confession rate 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7240 Could I ask you not to smoke, I have asthma. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7241 Now you know how the polar bears feel. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7242 Now tgats I call Waterboarding 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7243 When the guy said he was an out-of-work overcoat salesman from Chicago, I thought he knew what he was doing. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7244 After quarantine I’ll dump you. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7245 First the four seasons, now this.. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7246 What did I tell you? Never rat on your friends and change your shower pouf every three months. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7247 I don't know how else the boss expects me to put you to sleep with the fishes during quarantine. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7248 Like this we can be socially distance and fully sanitized 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7249 Are you still not going to admit these elections were a fraud? 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7250 « My name is Bond, Covid Bond » 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7251 aaaaahh, The Bathroom, the perfect place to finally have a little bit ... -ooh look, a kidnapped- ...of privacy. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7252 This will pass too! 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7253 Foucaultian medical gaze ! 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7254 joey taking bath because he thinks he stinks 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7255 You don’t scare me, I’m used to being in hot water 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7256 I’m just trying to come clean with my own enhanced interrogation techniques 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7257 The only way out of the technology loop! 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7258 Better spill now, or you’ll never get the Cheeto stains out of your pockets. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7259 If you would have just worn a mask I wouldn’t have to do this 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7260 I'm only watching to steam the pleats, see. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7261 Smoke and the water 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7262 Telework just doesn't seem to get the job done 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7263 Melatonin induced COVID nightmare. Help. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7264 But sir, I don’t pay for water, it’s already included in my rent. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7265 Now you are just the tip of the iceberg 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7266 My bosses wanted me to talk to you about making a donation to ALS research... 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7267 And they said smoking kills 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7268 Alls I know is some fortune tella said you’d have a kid named Donald and to get ridda ya. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7269 Again, Joey? You're lucky you're family, 'cause you're a real odd fella, doin' this to yourself like this 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7270 Pandemic motto: Survival of the fittest 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7271 Boss, I was testing waterfall model care to join ? 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7272 Without your CPAP, we'll just have you shower with the fishes. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7273 I told you, Stinky Stan. Let me down and you’d be showering with the fishes” 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7274 Oh, by the way, Joey from the Bronx said to say hello. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
7275 You’re lucky, Kid. This recession has forced us to rethink business. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
7276 I kind of like this bathroom re-modelling game, a business where you can either sink or swim 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
7277 Stop your whining! My boss, Rudy, warned you not to count those ballots. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
7278 And let that be a lesson to you, Butch. When I said dance, I really meant it. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
7279 I just tracked the fish and they are held up at the UPS distribution center. Can we stop doing this before the tub overflows? 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
7280 We'll give you just two more chances to talk. Next'll be the swimming pool. Then ... the East River. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7281 Friends and money - oil and water 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7282 Damn, I forgot you need deeper water! 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
7283 I said shower me in compliments, not cable and cement! 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
7284 Untie me And I’ll help you show him what sleeps with the fishes actually means. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
7285 You'll sleep with the fishes just as soon as we get out of Des Moines. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
7286 Are you sure you don't want to apologize for calling President Trump a shitweasel? 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
7287 The boss said make it slow and painful, so it may not feel so uncomfortable now, but wait until the hot water runs out, and then when climate change floods this place it’ll be a whole new level of misery. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
7288 I'll get you out if you tell me which of your brothers did this ... but then I'll have to kill you. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
7289 You think that's wet... I've seen wetta'. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
7290 why am I not surprised this is the third time this has happened 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
7291 For an additional fee, I can tutor your son in money laundering. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
7292 Boss said you'd have to put up with cold water. He forgot to pay the electric bill. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
7293 You must be a member of that gang that couldn’t shoot straight? 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
7294 I told him next time we'd be using the pool. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
7295 We Warned You About Keeping Your Mind Closed! 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
7296 Look man, all you gotta do is ask her something about herself. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
7297 Tell us what we want to know or we will confuse the readers of this publication further! 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
7298 Just tell me where The One Ring is. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
7299 The boss feels it might better encourage you to come clean. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
7300 I read about it in The New Yorker. It's called foreshadowing. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
7301 OK, Specs... the boss says the Head of Quality Control job is yours. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
7302 They must have told me to take you to Davey Jones' locker, not his shower. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
7303 You better start talking. I wasn’t joking about flooding the kitchen. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
7304 Talk or you're all washed up Buster. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
7305 Oh, it isn't 'bout drowning, but it looks like the water heater is broken 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
7306 Just wail 'til your landlord realizes you flooded the apartment. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
7307 If the road to the harbor wasn’t closed for repairs you’d be sleeping with the fishes. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
7308 Why? Well if you're so interested, we're combining water torture with prepping the body disposal - it's in the interest of efficiency, 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
7309 Due to Law of the Sea regulations we are conducting new in-depth analyses. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
7310 How are you holding up? 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
7311 Sir, please, can you finally tell me what can be stolen valuable from this apartment? 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
7312 Now you're really in still-not-hot water. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
7313 This is only until they finish dredging the Gowanus Canal. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
7314 Hey, don't be made at me kid - your father told me to get you ready for some fraternity hazing. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
7315 Do you want a cigarette ? 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
7316 Listen, I'll turn the water off if you don't certify the electors. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
7317 Sorry I didn’t call to let you know I won’t make it. My wife wanted to make sure I won’t get exposed to Covid out there 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
7318 Oh, a tough guy, huh? Five minutes in here and you'll be singing just like the rest of 'em 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
7319 The boss says enjoy your concrete shoes and dump you under water. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
7320 So much for working at home, huh? 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
7321 The Geneva Convention says swimmin’ with the fishies in the East River is cruel and unusual punishment, so I went with the low-flow shower head. Enjoy. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
7322 I told you five minutes left five minutes ago, what's going on in there? 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
7323 Why ya so surprised ? You voted Democrat....now ya all TIED up in Socialism ! Ingrid Altaner Long Island, New York 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
7324 I caught you in the shower without your scrubbing brush! 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
7325 You crossed Frankie?! Now you’ll be sleepin’ with bathtub appliqué fishes! 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
7326 I used to live a squeaky clean life, then I dropped a bar of soap. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
7327 Stop trying to cheer me up, kid. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
7328 Yes. My associate does not dispute that you have paid the water bill. It is the electricity bill that is causing the boss concerns. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
7329 This is why the family shoulda' stayed out of Vegas. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
7330 I follow your crap online. How much more attention do you need? 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
7331 If you don’t confess soon, the next round involves zoom meetings and virtual school for your kids. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
7332 When people don’t pay their water bill for a certain amount of time, we send Phil out for reverse psychology. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
7333 Running coach to the runner: "I kept telling you nicely to cool down properly in ice bucket and with ice-cold shower after the long runs, but you kept neglecting it, so now...! 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
7334 So what do you think of my "Sleeps with the Fishes" VR proto-type? 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
7335 Home office is not for everyone 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
7336 When you turned off your zoom camera they knew you had stopped showering. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
7337 Tell me again - No mans an island 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
7338 You’ll never make it to the Hudson with that weak form. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
7339 I'm tired of being an accountant, What are you waiting for, Go get the Fishes 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
7340 Looks like you got yourself in quite a bind" 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
7341 Did you put the mic and video off on your Zoom call though? 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
7342 I’m firing that assistant, his short-sightedness is tanking my online reviews. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
7343 When your training program needs work. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
7344 It's my routine now that I have to smoke before taking bath otherwise I couldn't make myself to get under shower, winters realisations. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
7345 Here’s your relief while we’re on lockdown. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
7346 You performed marginally, so now you snooze with the fishes. 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
7347 The whole sleep with the fishes thing is much more intimidating when the river is not frozen, I promise. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
7348 Covid really messes with everything. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
7349 Oh, that dirty, double-crossing rat! 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
7350 If you were older kid, this would be happening in the bay! 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
7351 So, we're having a bad day, are we? 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
7352 ...and now go and sleep with the fish! 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
7353 What d'ya mean 'if it is not too much trouble, please adjust the water temperature'? 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
7354 could be worse. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
7355 Admit you didn’t use the secrecy envelope ! 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
7356 Sorry to keep you waiting... Half of our thugs are down with covid, so we're having some human resource shortage. Be assured that you won't experience it again. Cement is on the house. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
7357 What's the matter? Election results got you petrified? 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
7358 Deleted Scene from Billy Bathgate 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
7359 Dis is what’s gonna happen see, sept yer gonna be in the river. Now, are you gonna tell yer old man tuh quit smoking ever again? 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
7360 Don’t complain! We usually toss our victims into the ocean. . 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
7361 Hey kid, try taking a step into the water from that concrete foot soaker. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
7362 Waterboarding version: 000 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
7363 Normally, I’d drop you in the ocean, but this coronavirus complicates things. I’m improvising. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
7364 The beaches are off limits this year, so no fishes for your sleep. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
7365 Everything is different in these times of Covid, man. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
7366 Tough guy. We'll sweat it out of yeah. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
7367 Not showering, hunh? 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
7368 Give us the Straight Dope on the President Elect or It's Curtains for You See! 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
7369 Rudy will be here soon to get your information on Hunter. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
7370 This should keep you Covid-free while we ransack your house. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
7371 Did you call your wife and tell her you wont be home for dinner? 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
7372 So...are you new to the mafia? Maybe try a larger body of water? 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
7373 The mafia ain't no Comic Con, kid. If I's was you's I'd think about about showerin' before comin' to the club next time. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
7374 This is how the Kansas mob does it. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
7375 I see that you are chained up and in a bucket in your own shower.” “No, you are. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
7376 Sorry about all this — COVID hasn’t been great for our ‘brutal execution’ budget. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
7377 Bet you wish you didn't wear socks today. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
7378 The running water will cure the cement and make stronger! 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
7379 For the last time,Barney,you can’t practice “sleeping with the fishes”. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
7380 Eh..looks like 2020 not gonna be a good year for you, Mack. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
7381 Budget cuts across all industries eh? 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
7382 Bill (Gates). Just tell me the hair thickening shampoo you use. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
7383 Time to social distance from the fishes. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
7384 Well, it's killing me. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
7385 Well, sir, you've proved your point. The water pressure is working again. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
7386 Look, I’ll give you one more guess...and then I give you the answer. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
7387 -"But why?" -"You sneezed in the grocery store." 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
7388 Don't you think there is an easier way to protest against the environmental deregulation? 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
7389 And I thought you only see this type of stuff in the movies 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0