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Name | Value |
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Submission deadline | 2020-11-15T22:33:00.000Z |
Voting started | - |
Voting ended | 2020-11-29T22:36:00.000Z |
Finalists announced | 2020-11-23T22:36:00.000Z |
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued | November 30, 2020 |
Number of captions | 10163 |
Number of responses | 1169444 |
Number of participants | - |
In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.
Rank | Caption | Mean | Precision | Total votes | "Unfunny" votes | "Somewhat funny" votes | "Funny" votes |
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0 | It seems you promised them herd immunity, Sir. | 2.2094 | 0.00682 | 13433 | 3087 | 4446 | 5900 |
1 | Every time we attempt a re-count we fall asleep. | 2.1025 | 0.00782 | 10885 | 3119 | 3531 | 4235 |
2 | You figured eating the black one wouldn’t be noticed ?? | 2.0041 | 0.00811 | 10381 | 3522 | 3295 | 3564 |
3 | YOU unstick them. Breeding Velcro wool was your idea. | 1.9787 | 0.00960 | 7834 | 2914 | 2173 | 2747 |
4 | 'They don't like wolves in cheap clothing.' | 1.9725 | 0.01323 | 3530 | 1140 | 1347 | 1043 |
5 | They don't hate us because we're wolves; they hate us because we're lawyers. | 1.9597 | 0.00851 | 9351 | 3360 | 3008 | 2983 |
6 | The jury pool doesn’t look good. | 1.9221 | 0.01603 | 2438 | 866 | 896 | 676 |
7 | They demand to be counted. | 1.9189 | 0.00981 | 6659 | 2424 | 2351 | 1884 |
8 | They really didn’t appreciate your ‘Fleece Navidad’ joke. | 1.9024 | 0.01039 | 6148 | 2369 | 2010 | 1769 |
9 | I told you, they’re an extremely close-knit group. | 1.8986 | 0.01821 | 1834 | 660 | 700 | 474 |
10 | They found the mint jelly. | 1.8914 | 0.01084 | 5893 | 2396 | 1741 | 1756 |
11 | Let's get wools suits," you said. "They'll never notice," you said | 1.8874 | 0.01479 | 2691 | 960 | 1074 | 657 |
12 | I'm going back to Wall Street. It's easier to fleece everyone there. | 1.8848 | 0.01691 | 2170 | 812 | 796 | 562 |
13 | I've done more for sheep than anyone in the history of sheeps. More than Mary, who by the way, never had a lamb as great as the lambs I've had. Really great lambs. Fantastic sheeps. | 1.8837 | 0.01026 | 6733 | 2824 | 1868 | 2041 |
14 | Well Mitch, just two more and we can control the Senate | 1.8833 | 0.00937 | 8155 | 3448 | 2211 | 2496 |
15 | Can you believe 70 million of them are still following us? | 1.8818 | 0.01666 | 2402 | 959 | 768 | 675 |
16 | They found out we've been fleecing them. | 1.8767 | 0.00844 | 8910 | 3446 | 3117 | 2347 |
17 | It's the "Ewe Too" movement, Dave. I've gotta let you go. | 1.8678 | 0.00879 | 8706 | 3582 | 2693 | 2431 |
18 | We're mostly to blame for the Ewe Too movement. | 1.8575 | 0.01564 | 2569 | 1016 | 903 | 650 |
19 | They say they either get a union or nobody sleeps. | 1.8516 | 0.01325 | 3640 | 1472 | 1236 | 932 |
20 | Just tell them your gonna build a fence and the foxes are going to pay for it. | 1.8443 | 0.01040 | 6218 | 2648 | 1890 | 1680 |
21 | I think we're talking muttony. | 1.8168 | 0.01377 | 3417 | 1477 | 1089 | 851 |
22 | When they asked you who you wearing, you probably shouldn't have said 'Edna" | 1.8080 | 0.01607 | 2542 | 1125 | 780 | 637 |
23 | For starters, we should have worn sheep's clothing. | 1.7793 | 0.01627 | 2121 | 881 | 827 | 413 |
24 | I’m not sure what they expected. They knew what we were when they elected us. | 1.7584 | 0.01102 | 5004 | 2271 | 1671 | 1062 |
25 | All I said was black sheep matter | 1.7542 | 0.01237 | 4370 | 2130 | 1184 | 1056 |
26 | Large, angry group, no social distancing, no masks- that's the demographics that we're looking for. | 1.7471 | 0.02217 | 1285 | 609 | 392 | 284 |
27 | Don't think of them as angry - think of them as delicious. | 1.7432 | 0.01140 | 4855 | 2315 | 1472 | 1068 |
28 | I say we count only the legal sheep. | 1.7399 | 0.01832 | 1749 | 800 | 604 | 345 |
29 | Apparently they read something you posted on Facebook. | 1.7353 | 0.01363 | 3366 | 1615 | 1027 | 724 |
30 | Ignore it. It’s fake ewes. | 1.7325 | 0.02355 | 1174 | 581 | 326 | 267 |
31 | They remember being fleeced in 2016. | 1.7303 | 0.02331 | 1090 | 509 | 366 | 215 |
32 | Sorry, I know you just fell asleep, but they demand a recount. | 1.7191 | 0.01308 | 3471 | 1655 | 1136 | 680 |
33 | Damn herd mentality,sir | 1.7145 | 0.01429 | 2900 | 1391 | 946 | 563 |
34 | Tell them they all count. | 1.7082 | 0.01235 | 3828 | 1838 | 1269 | 721 |
35 | Looks like a lambslide. | 1.7080 | 0.02010 | 1531 | 762 | 454 | 315 |
36 | You shouldn't have eaten Bo Peep | 1.7074 | 0.01296 | 3752 | 1892 | 1066 | 794 |
37 | I fear this is the winter of THEIR discontent. | 1.7037 | 0.01411 | 3230 | 1659 | 869 | 702 |
38 | I strongly suggest you bleat the Fifth. | 1.7011 | 0.01558 | 2626 | 1349 | 714 | 563 |
39 | It's your job to get the wool back over their eyes. | 1.6985 | 0.01417 | 2912 | 1422 | 946 | 544 |
40 | Could we offer them herd immunity? | 1.6913 | 0.01436 | 2689 | 1288 | 943 | 458 |
41 | Wool suits might have been a mistake. | 1.6907 | 0.01192 | 4051 | 1986 | 1332 | 733 |
42 | They want to know what we did with those three little pigs. | 1.6757 | 0.01478 | 2633 | 1322 | 843 | 468 |
43 | I say we get the flock out of here | 1.6756 | 0.01922 | 1612 | 826 | 483 | 303 |
44 | It’s the #EweToo movement. | 1.6704 | 0.01379 | 3122 | 1610 | 931 | 581 |
45 | OK, these suits aren't working any better than the sheep's clothing. I suggest we tell them we're from the Trump Whitehouse; sheep seem to believe ANYTHING that comes out of there. | 1.6704 | 0.01762 | 2081 | 1128 | 511 | 442 |
46 | Weird — these disguises worked on Wall Street. | 1.6672 | 0.01483 | 2629 | 1343 | 818 | 468 |
47 | I said wear the OTHER wool suit! | 1.6642 | 0.01551 | 2674 | 1460 | 652 | 562 |
48 | Trump rally | 1.6592 | 0.02002 | 1608 | 885 | 386 | 337 |
49 | They know polyester when they see it. | 1.6574 | 0.01504 | 2566 | 1334 | 777 | 455 |
50 | I say we forget our place in the food chain and run. | 1.6572 | 0.01587 | 2351 | 1237 | 683 | 431 |
51 | Wooly Bullies | 1.6552 | 0.01767 | 2114 | 1190 | 464 | 460 |
52 | The TV channel they've been watching has suddenly started telling them the truth. | 1.6538 | 0.01954 | 1499 | 778 | 462 | 259 |
53 | Okay, I've got it: we're Belgian Shepherds. | 1.6533 | 0.01664 | 2299 | 1268 | 560 | 471 |
54 | I told you silk suits were a bad idea: it's a very strong union. | 1.6516 | 0.01540 | 2529 | 1352 | 706 | 471 |
55 | I don’t think we can pull the wool over their eyes any longer. | 1.6482 | 0.02248 | 1100 | 567 | 353 | 180 |
56 | I told you, you marry her, you marry her family | 1.6469 | 0.01714 | 2011 | 1074 | 573 | 364 |
57 | I have a baaaad feeling about this. | 1.6459 | 0.02722 | 740 | 380 | 242 | 118 |
58 | Maybe we should try for the pigs again. There were only 3 of them. | 1.6427 | 0.01770 | 1864 | 996 | 538 | 330 |
59 | Would you like me to wolfsplain it to them? | 1.6408 | 0.01719 | 2091 | 1156 | 530 | 405 |
60 | Counting sheep??? Nobody counts sheep to sleep!!! That’s all nonsense, a nursery conspiracy!!! | 1.6389 | 0.01759 | 2110 | 1207 | 458 | 445 |
61 | Ixnay on the tail. | 1.6384 | 0.01750 | 2085 | 1179 | 481 | 425 |
62 | Not eat, sir. Greet. It’s a Meet and Greet. | 1.6377 | 0.01864 | 1678 | 903 | 480 | 295 |
63 | They're not buying the 'herd immunity' story. | 1.6371 | 0.01652 | 2020 | 1056 | 641 | 323 |
64 | Now that I think about it, Burt's email might have said "wear a sheep suit", not "cheap suit". | 1.6363 | 0.01692 | 1996 | 1065 | 592 | 339 |
65 | With red caps they'll be perfect, Sir. | 1.6354 | 0.01794 | 2060 | 1195 | 421 | 444 |
66 | They're not buying it. They say if we're here to count them, we'd be in our pajamas and carrying a pillow." | 1.6341 | 0.01836 | 1722 | 930 | 492 | 300 |
67 | They herd about the new insomnia medication | 1.6307 | 0.01905 | 1828 | 1068 | 367 | 393 |
68 | Mr President, it appears the lambs can no longer be silenced | 1.6243 | 0.01919 | 1597 | 882 | 433 | 282 |
69 | Tell them we'll do a recount. | 1.6236 | 0.01831 | 1679 | 907 | 497 | 275 |
70 | Ironically, I’m going to have to throw you to the sheep. | 1.6233 | 0.01946 | 1561 | 866 | 417 | 278 |
71 | Nobody's done more for sheep than I have. | 1.6222 | 0.02019 | 1469 | 822 | 380 | 267 |
72 | Don't worry. These Republicans will go wherever you tell them. | 1.6190 | 0.03301 | 538 | 299 | 145 | 94 |
73 | Act “natural” | 1.6182 | 0.02018 | 1548 | 896 | 347 | 305 |
74 | Hows' your Border Collie impression? | 1.6143 | 0.02540 | 814 | 431 | 266 | 117 |
75 | Sir, your mic was hot.. | 1.6132 | 0.02044 | 1427 | 808 | 363 | 256 |
76 | Well they do have shear numbers. | 1.6063 | 0.02181 | 1077 | 571 | 359 | 147 |
77 | They know when they’re getting fleeced. | 1.6040 | 0.02066 | 1260 | 687 | 385 | 188 |
78 | GOP convention | 1.6027 | 0.02193 | 1281 | 750 | 290 | 241 |
79 | They are demanding O-baaa-ma care. | 1.6013 | 0.02709 | 790 | 449 | 207 | 134 |
80 | Ok. You win. Let's go back to sheeps' clothing. | 1.6011 | 0.02042 | 1241 | 667 | 402 | 172 |
81 | 'Don't look at me, Wolfgang, you're the one who told them people are too busy counting votes and not sheeps anymore' | 1.5987 | 0.02288 | 1211 | 724 | 249 | 238 |
82 | They're not buying the suits. We better go back to sheep's clothing. | 1.5938 | 0.02210 | 1120 | 626 | 323 | 171 |
83 | I just can't keep a straight face every time they say 'collective baaaargaining.' | 1.5928 | 0.02256 | 1105 | 627 | 301 | 177 |
84 | I don't think we can pull the wool over their eyes this time". | 1.5871 | 0.02307 | 1027 | 580 | 291 | 156 |
85 | No I said, “sheep’s clothing”, not “cheap clothing, Larry.” | 1.5869 | 0.02967 | 639 | 366 | 171 | 102 |
86 | I get the feeling they don’t like Fox News. | 1.5860 | 0.02407 | 1017 | 597 | 244 | 176 |
87 | It was Halloween. My fraternity brothers had sheep’s clothing. The campus newspaper... ...C’mon! I was young. You know me...I’m vegan now. | 1.5860 | 0.02445 | 1012 | 602 | 227 | 183 |
88 | Oops, we’re at the wrong protest! | 1.5856 | 0.02429 | 1016 | 602 | 233 | 181 |
89 | Don't worry. They won't ever realize how I've been leading them astray the past 4 years. | 1.5851 | 0.02447 | 1005 | 597 | 228 | 180 |
90 | As I was saying, I could eat one of them in the middle of Fifth Avenue and still not lose any votes. | 1.5843 | 0.02399 | 991 | 574 | 255 | 162 |
91 | Yep, he abandoned them when he lost the election. | 1.5837 | 0.02355 | 980 | 555 | 278 | 147 |
92 | Me? You said not to go with the Russian bots this time! | 1.5833 | 0.02568 | 972 | 598 | 181 | 193 |
93 | Well, I guess we couldn't pull the wool over their eyes forever. | 1.5832 | 0.02330 | 979 | 549 | 289 | 141 |
94 | I know, it's almost like they don't trust us. | 1.5807 | 0.02430 | 892 | 500 | 266 | 126 |
95 | If we'd stopped counting sooner, there wouldn't be so many of them. | 1.5802 | 0.02548 | 917 | 546 | 210 | 161 |
96 | It certainly looks like a majority, but every time I start counting them I fall asleep. | 1.5790 | 0.02331 | 924 | 508 | 297 | 119 |
97 | Well, you did ask them to stand down and stand by. | 1.5728 | 0.02488 | 859 | 490 | 246 | 123 |
98 | I give up...Where IS Waldo? | 1.5726 | 0.02541 | 826 | 472 | 235 | 119 |
99 | We’re in deep sheep. | 1.5706 | 0.02597 | 829 | 486 | 213 | 130 |
100 | They say they want to be counted. | 1.5693 | 0.02592 | 815 | 474 | 218 | 123 |
101 | Of course they think alike. It's why "sheep" is both singular and plural. | 1.5679 | 0.02545 | 803 | 457 | 236 | 110 |
102 | Just stick to the story. You never heard of that Bo Peep girl.” | 1.5678 | 0.02551 | 789 | 469 | 201 | 119 |
103 | Who invited the Trump voters? | 1.5678 | 0.02679 | 819 | 494 | 185 | 140 |
104 | They were so easily lead in 2016. I don't know what happened. | 1.5666 | 0.02623 | 796 | 464 | 209 | 120 |
105 | Bummer they canned the swimsuit competition... | 1.5651 | 0.02918 | 784 | 506 | 113 | 165 |
106 | Tuck in your tail, you idiot! | 1.5627 | 0.02608 | 766 | 440 | 221 | 105 |
107 | Well, we did promise to legalise grass | 1.5610 | 0.02718 | 738 | 434 | 194 | 110 |
108 | No, you tell them we are stopping the count. | 1.5606 | 0.02611 | 742 | 422 | 224 | 96 |
109 | I don’t think huffing and puffing is going to work this time,sir. | 1.5604 | 0.02715 | 753 | 447 | 190 | 116 |
110 | They no longer want to be referred to as sheep. From now on, they demand to be called "Team Members". | 1.5596 | 0.02600 | 722 | 405 | 230 | 87 |
111 | I told you a wool suit doesn't count as sheep's clothing | 1.5579 | 0.02724 | 717 | 419 | 196 | 102 |
112 | You see an angry herd of sheep, but I see a line of wool sweaters. | 1.5570 | 0.02691 | 711 | 410 | 206 | 95 |
113 | They expect to be counted. | 1.5570 | 0.02749 | 711 | 418 | 190 | 103 |
114 | No doubt they were fleeced, but, as their class action lawyers, we'll get millions, they'll each get a sweater | 1.5558 | 0.03184 | 511 | 296 | 146 | 69 |
115 | Look, if you want their help to fall asleep, then you’re going to have to promise to stop eating them when you’re awake. | 1.5557 | 0.02760 | 700 | 411 | 189 | 100 |
116 | As your attorney, I would advise AGAINST wearing a wool suit next time. | 1.5549 | 0.02701 | 692 | 397 | 206 | 89 |
117 | The foxes are getting the same pushback at the henhouse | 1.5546 | 0.02758 | 696 | 408 | 190 | 98 |
118 | I’m sorry sir, but they’re demanding a recount... | 1.5541 | 0.02733 | 684 | 395 | 199 | 90 |
119 | How did they find out that we don't represent their interests? | 1.5539 | 0.02774 | 686 | 402 | 188 | 96 |
120 | They just want to be herd. | 1.5536 | 0.02828 | 681 | 405 | 175 | 101 |
121 | Do you feel big and bad now? | 1.5534 | 0.02768 | 683 | 399 | 190 | 94 |
122 | They refuse to work until we agree to profit shearing. | 1.5533 | 0.02805 | 676 | 398 | 182 | 96 |
123 | They're generally pretty docile, but they don't like getting fleeced. | 1.5519 | 0.02760 | 665 | 384 | 195 | 86 |
124 | I didn't say cheap suits, I said sheep suits. | 1.5507 | 0.02809 | 670 | 395 | 181 | 94 |
125 | I think they are done with minority rule. | 1.5505 | 0.02728 | 654 | 372 | 204 | 78 |
126 | But they knew who I was when they elected me. | 1.5501 | 0.02930 | 669 | 410 | 150 | 109 |
127 | I guess they heard about you and grandma. | 1.5500 | 0.03005 | 620 | 378 | 144 | 98 |
128 | After counting their votes, I didn't sleep too well. | 1.5499 | 0.02848 | 651 | 384 | 176 | 91 |
129 | Talk to Fox. Find out how he dealt with the henhouse uprising." | 1.5496 | 0.02759 | 655 | 377 | 196 | 82 |
130 | Your tail is showing. I think they might be on to us. | 1.5495 | 0.02926 | 626 | 372 | 164 | 90 |
131 | Forget Apple dividends...shearing clippers is our future! | 1.5479 | 0.03118 | 637 | 406 | 113 | 118 |
132 | They said they have herd immunity! | 1.5469 | 0.02881 | 629 | 371 | 172 | 86 |
133 | If you think about it, we only have to convince one of them. | 1.5469 | 0.02863 | 629 | 369 | 176 | 84 |
134 | Well, technically, insomnia isn't sufficient grounds for a recount. | 1.5444 | 0.02899 | 619 | 366 | 169 | 84 |
135 | I think we're outnumbered. | 1.5428 | 0.03003 | 608 | 369 | 148 | 91 |
136 | I say we just tell them to drink Woolite and they’ll be protected. | 1.5428 | 0.02976 | 608 | 366 | 154 | 88 |
137 | If we can convince one of them I THINK the rest might fall in line. | 1.5424 | 0.02812 | 601 | 343 | 190 | 68 |
138 | It looks like they’ve Ewenionized. | 1.5417 | 0.02836 | 611 | 354 | 183 | 74 |
139 | It's OK for them to be so close together. They have herd immunity. | 1.5413 | 0.02958 | 593 | 352 | 161 | 80 |
140 | They’re threatening to ewenonize. | 1.5407 | 0.02989 | 590 | 353 | 155 | 82 |
141 | You call her "lamb chops?" I'm afraid you've created a bit of a hostile work environment for all of us. | 1.5397 | 0.03198 | 504 | 299 | 138 | 67 |
142 | They say they have the votes. | 1.5391 | 0.02938 | 575 | 336 | 168 | 71 |
143 | It looks like they've stopped listening to the Fox, Mr. President. | 1.5385 | 0.03334 | 494 | 302 | 118 | 74 |
144 | Tell them we're sheep in wolves clothing. | 1.5382 | 0.02995 | 576 | 343 | 156 | 77 |
145 | Edward R. Murrow — 'A nation of sheep will beget a government of wolves.' | 1.5381 | 0.02976 | 591 | 354 | 156 | 81 |
146 | You HAD to bring the mint sauce?!? | 1.5375 | 0.03078 | 573 | 345 | 139 | 83 |
147 | They say we fleeced them. | 1.5370 | 0.02976 | 568 | 335 | 161 | 72 |
148 | Tell your flock a recount won't change the result. | 1.5357 | 0.03288 | 476 | 284 | 129 | 63 |
149 | Apparently they think we will go away, just because they voted us out. It's kinda cute. | 1.5350 | 0.03082 | 572 | 350 | 138 | 84 |
150 | Brooklyn Housing Court: Animal Edition. Tenant(s) V. Landlord(s) | 1.5343 | 0.03271 | 554 | 353 | 106 | 95 |
151 | You mimic me. Familiar ?? | 1.5323 | 0.03475 | 541 | 362 | 70 | 109 |
152 | They say they refuse to be fleeced.. | 1.5317 | 0.02926 | 536 | 307 | 173 | 56 |
153 | To hell with our image.... I say let's make a run for it. | 1.5317 | 0.03421 | 442 | 266 | 117 | 59 |
154 | I'm sensing a lot of penned-up anger. | 1.5308 | 0.03204 | 535 | 331 | 124 | 80 |
155 | they know we are politicians | 1.5303 | 0.03203 | 528 | 325 | 126 | 77 |
156 | You think they look mad now, just wait til they hear that the wolves get the vaccine first. | 1.5294 | 0.03524 | 442 | 274 | 102 | 66 |
157 | I told them they had herd immunity | 1.5294 | 0.03070 | 527 | 313 | 149 | 65 |
158 | They’re angry now, but in the spring it’ll be shear madness. | 1.5294 | 0.03163 | 527 | 321 | 133 | 73 |
159 | Wool suit? Funny - but c'mon man, read the room. | 1.5290 | 0.02988 | 518 | 299 | 164 | 55 |
160 | They figured out where the wool for our suits is coming from | 1.5287 | 0.03116 | 522 | 313 | 142 | 67 |
161 | These suits are 100% wool, so technically we are in their clothing. | 1.5286 | 0.03228 | 524 | 332 | 110 | 82 |
162 | It's not an angry mob, it's a rally. | 1.5272 | 0.03129 | 514 | 308 | 141 | 65 |
163 | This would be awkward if we cared what they think . . | 1.5272 | 0.03165 | 514 | 311 | 135 | 68 |
164 | GEORGE ORWELL SAID THIS WOULD HAPPEN | 1.5271 | 0.03198 | 461 | 269 | 141 | 51 |
165 | It seems they do not approve of our predatory business practices. | 1.5265 | 0.03115 | 509 | 303 | 144 | 62 |
166 | Ever since Mary left the've been pissed. | 1.5264 | 0.03179 | 511 | 310 | 133 | 68 |
167 | But being fleeced is part of their job description. | 1.5257 | 0.03141 | 506 | 303 | 140 | 63 |
168 | Annoyed? You bet, they're annoyed. It's 'herd immunity', not 'herd mentality!' | 1.5250 | 0.03227 | 501 | 306 | 127 | 68 |
169 | Do YOU want to tell them why 'Black Sheep Matter' | 1.5246 | 0.03140 | 509 | 306 | 139 | 64 |
170 | It’s a gig economy...they STAY independent contractors. | 1.5233 | 0.03293 | 493 | 305 | 118 | 70 |
171 | It's everything we feared- they've unionized. | 1.5224 | 0.03100 | 490 | 288 | 148 | 54 |
172 | I'd be more inclined to meet their demands if they weren't so damn delicious. | 1.5216 | 0.03244 | 485 | 295 | 127 | 63 |
173 | First they vote, then we eat. | 1.5212 | 0.03312 | 472 | 289 | 120 | 63 |
174 | We can't attack them. They have herd immunity. | 1.5198 | 0.03211 | 481 | 290 | 132 | 59 |
175 | Do you think they know? | 1.5188 | 0.03425 | 426 | 257 | 115 | 53 |
176 | First we pull the wool over their eyes - then we fleece 'em. | 1.5171 | 0.03388 | 468 | 293 | 108 | 67 |
177 | They’re my base. | 1.5170 | 0.03254 | 470 | 285 | 127 | 58 |
178 | They’re threatening a muttony. | 1.5163 | 0.03358 | 461 | 285 | 114 | 62 |
179 | I gather that Gary Larson's insomnia hasn't improved? | 1.5163 | 0.03287 | 461 | 280 | 124 | 57 |
180 | We never discussed what to do when they're at our door. | 1.5162 | 0.03347 | 463 | 286 | 115 | 62 |
181 | Apparently, the one we ate last week was pretty popular. | 1.5133 | 0.03392 | 450 | 279 | 111 | 60 |
182 | I feel like I’m in a Gary Larson cartoon, don’t you? | 1.5124 | 0.03432 | 443 | 276 | 107 | 60 |
183 | Just keep telling them we won - sooner or later they'll believe us. | 1.5124 | 0.03406 | 445 | 276 | 110 | 59 |
184 | If they don't agree to our terms, we'll eat them in court. | 1.5121 | 0.03196 | 453 | 269 | 136 | 48 |
185 | They know we're dressed to kill. | 1.5113 | 0.03363 | 442 | 271 | 116 | 55 |
186 | We never should have let them read Animal Farm. | 1.5113 | 0.03306 | 444 | 269 | 123 | 52 |
187 | They are sick and tired of Fox News and they are not going to take it anymore. | 1.5102 | 0.03338 | 441 | 269 | 119 | 53 |
188 | Fake ewes? Really? | 1.5092 | 0.03394 | 434 | 267 | 113 | 54 |
189 | Well, I'm not losing sleep over this. | 1.5083 | 0.03423 | 421 | 258 | 112 | 51 |
190 | Back to the farm team, big dog. | 1.5082 | 0.03742 | 427 | 284 | 69 | 74 |
191 | Well, we'll outvote them if we eat them all. | 1.5082 | 0.03440 | 429 | 266 | 108 | 55 |
192 | Well, we did promise them herd immunity. | 1.5081 | 0.03490 | 431 | 271 | 101 | 59 |
193 | It looks like the “Ewe Too” movement is here for you. | 1.5080 | 0.03481 | 435 | 274 | 101 | 60 |
194 | I'm sorry, but calling them 'Fake Ewes' is not going to make them go away. | 1.5048 | 0.03517 | 414 | 259 | 101 | 54 |
195 | They’re claiming herd immunity. | 1.5048 | 0.03517 | 414 | 259 | 101 | 54 |
196 | The good new is we only have to convince one. | 1.5048 | 0.03454 | 416 | 257 | 108 | 51 |
197 | What the hell, shall we count them again? | 1.5048 | 0.03200 | 418 | 244 | 137 | 37 |
198 | I guess they all want to be counted | 1.5038 | 0.03547 | 399 | 248 | 101 | 50 |
199 | Things are not looking good for your second term. | 1.5036 | 0.03503 | 411 | 256 | 103 | 52 |
200 | I didn’t lose. Keep counting. | 1.5036 | 0.03606 | 413 | 264 | 90 | 59 |
201 | They're demanding a recount. They say you fell asleep counting them the first time. | 1.5028 | 0.03779 | 354 | 221 | 88 | 45 |
202 | They want to practice social distancing. | 1.5025 | 0.03569 | 406 | 256 | 96 | 54 |
203 | They're sheep! Tell them we're taking them to where the grass is greener. | 1.5025 | 0.03274 | 408 | 241 | 129 | 38 |
204 | Apparently they still want a recount | 1.5013 | 0.03574 | 395 | 247 | 98 | 50 |
205 | They want a re-count. But I keep falling asleep | 1.5012 | 0.03590 | 403 | 255 | 94 | 54 |
206 | Better call Bo Peep. | 1.5012 | 0.03472 | 405 | 250 | 107 | 48 |
207 | I know you don't like public speaking. Just picture them shorn. | 1.5012 | 0.03494 | 407 | 253 | 104 | 50 |
208 | 2020-Year-End-Bonus: Knit yourself a sweater! | 1.5012 | 0.03761 | 407 | 269 | 72 | 66 |
209 | Look, if a wool suit isn't sheep's clothing, then I don't know what is. | 1.5000 | 0.03476 | 396 | 243 | 108 | 45 |
210 | I like your idea of pulling the wool over their eyes. | 1.5000 | 0.03445 | 398 | 243 | 111 | 44 |
211 | It's the 21st Century, man -- you can't call a female employee "Lamb Chop." | 1.4974 | 0.03571 | 390 | 244 | 98 | 48 |
212 | Is herd immunity considered a pre-existing condition? | 1.4974 | 0.03553 | 390 | 243 | 100 | 47 |
213 | Don’t worry. They’re not mad at us. They’re Republicans. | 1.4974 | 0.03691 | 386 | 247 | 86 | 53 |
214 | They think they've been fleeced. | 1.4974 | 0.03710 | 386 | 248 | 84 | 54 |
215 | Between you and me, I think they know they’re about to get fleeced. | 1.4948 | 0.03512 | 382 | 235 | 105 | 42 |
216 | They’re demanding increased compensation, better working conditions, and triple pay for overtime. They’re tired of being fleeced. | 1.4947 | 0.03584 | 380 | 237 | 98 | 45 |
217 | Don’t yawn, but ... they’re demanding a recount. | 1.4947 | 0.03622 | 380 | 239 | 94 | 47 |
218 | Just as I was falling asleep they demanded a recount | 1.4947 | 0.03680 | 380 | 247 | 80 | 53 |
219 | They actually believe this voting fraud thing. Now what do we do? | 1.4947 | 0.03661 | 380 | 241 | 90 | 49 |
220 | They say they want a dog. | 1.4947 | 0.03637 | 378 | 238 | 93 | 47 |
221 | I think that expression might have been 'sheep's clothing' not cheap clothing. | 1.4947 | 0.03459 | 378 | 229 | 111 | 38 |
222 | Fleeced too may times. Of course they've joined a union. | 1.4947 | 0.03559 | 378 | 234 | 101 | 43 |
223 | Just tell them they are involved in a sleep study | 1.4934 | 0.03538 | 381 | 236 | 102 | 43 |
224 | Every time I try counting them, I fall asleep. | 1.4934 | 0.03526 | 377 | 232 | 104 | 41 |
225 | They say there’s more of them than us.” “Demand a recount! | 1.4933 | 0.03808 | 373 | 243 | 76 | 54 |
226 | If you can convince just one of them, the rest will follow. Obviously. | 1.4931 | 0.03640 | 361 | 224 | 96 | 41 |
227 | They're insisting on herd immunity." | 1.4918 | 0.03731 | 368 | 235 | 85 | 48 |
228 | Yeah, my suit's 100% wool also; I really thought we'd blend in better. | 1.4905 | 0.03534 | 367 | 225 | 104 | 38 |
229 | To be fair, we did eat their president. | 1.4904 | 0.03673 | 365 | 230 | 91 | 44 |
230 | I tried to explain that Fox News is not us. | 1.4904 | 0.03734 | 365 | 233 | 85 | 47 |
231 | Be honest-did you eat the new intern? | 1.4904 | 0.03519 | 363 | 221 | 106 | 36 |
232 | They say the quota of three bags full is too much. | 1.4901 | 0.03981 | 304 | 190 | 79 | 35 |
233 | I knew we shouldn’t have promised herd immunity. | 1.4900 | 0.03760 | 351 | 222 | 86 | 43 |
234 | Go with polyester," you said. "They'll never notice," you said | 1.4891 | 0.03589 | 368 | 229 | 98 | 41 |
235 | Who's big and bad now? | 1.4890 | 0.03654 | 362 | 227 | 93 | 42 |
236 | Definitely sheep's clothing next time. | 1.4889 | 0.03518 | 360 | 219 | 106 | 35 |
237 | Please stop referring to them as the 'lamb-stream' media, sir. | 1.4889 | 0.03648 | 360 | 225 | 94 | 41 |
238 | It's been a great four years, but I think they've finally caught on. | 1.4889 | 0.03894 | 360 | 237 | 70 | 53 |
239 | They don't mind that we're wolves. They just don't like lawyers. | 1.4888 | 0.03609 | 358 | 229 | 86 | 43 |
240 | Listen, I understand they’re upset about the recount. They said they don’t trust wolves—plus, I can’t get past 20 without nodding off! | 1.4874 | 0.03649 | 357 | 223 | 94 | 40 |
241 | I don' t know. We don't want them to develop a herd mentality. | 1.4873 | 0.03728 | 355 | 225 | 87 | 43 |
242 | I'm afraid a recount is necessary. | 1.4873 | 0.03728 | 355 | 225 | 87 | 43 |
243 | I think they're starting to doubt we represent their best interest. | 1.4869 | 0.03690 | 343 | 213 | 93 | 37 |
244 | It looks bad but all we have to do is to convince one sheep and the rest will follow. | 1.4867 | 0.03882 | 339 | 218 | 77 | 44 |
245 | We're flocked. | 1.4858 | 0.03795 | 352 | 226 | 81 | 45 |
246 | They can baa-baa-baa, all they want. We're beholden to the shear holders. | 1.4856 | 0.03806 | 348 | 223 | 81 | 44 |
247 | I think they may be on to us. | 1.4844 | 0.03568 | 353 | 217 | 101 | 35 |
248 | Sure, they suspect we're wolves in people's clothing, but wait 'till they figure out the fence is gone... | 1.4841 | 0.03627 | 345 | 213 | 97 | 35 |
249 | Looks like they discovered collective baa-gaining | 1.4841 | 0.03581 | 345 | 211 | 101 | 33 |
250 | Any chance they're us in different clothing? | 1.4840 | 0.03848 | 343 | 221 | 78 | 44 |
251 | I said get some sleep, not sheep! | 1.4840 | 0.03712 | 343 | 214 | 90 | 38 |
252 | I just ate one, I didn't think they'd all notice | 1.4831 | 0.03693 | 354 | 224 | 89 | 41 |
253 | They're angry that we've changed the metaphor. | 1.4828 | 0.03917 | 319 | 203 | 78 | 38 |
254 | They're saying that your counting them is disturbing THEIR sleep. | 1.4825 | 0.03900 | 342 | 223 | 73 | 46 |
255 | Do you want the good ewes, or bad ewes first? | 1.4825 | 0.03789 | 342 | 218 | 83 | 41 |
256 | I said eat them, you said let them unionize. Happy now? | 1.4822 | 0.03799 | 338 | 215 | 83 | 40 |
257 | Don't even try to pull the wool over their eyes. | 1.4805 | 0.03818 | 333 | 212 | 82 | 39 |
258 | We’re in deep sheep now. | 1.4805 | 0.03934 | 333 | 217 | 72 | 44 |
259 | I say we ask for a recount | 1.4792 | 0.03862 | 336 | 217 | 77 | 42 |
260 | You ate Little Bo Peep! | 1.4789 | 0.03826 | 332 | 212 | 81 | 39 |
261 | Be careful. This looks like a wild and wooly bunch! | 1.4789 | 0.03656 | 332 | 205 | 95 | 32 |
262 | To be fair, you did promise them a fence. | 1.4789 | 0.03680 | 332 | 206 | 93 | 33 |
263 | I sense a trust issue. | 1.4789 | 0.03705 | 332 | 207 | 91 | 34 |
264 | Quick call 911 - need only one boarder collie for a rescue. | 1.4789 | 0.03943 | 332 | 217 | 71 | 44 |
265 | If you can't beat them, recount them. Right? | 1.4789 | 0.03826 | 332 | 212 | 81 | 39 |
266 | I’m not sure they’re buying the herd immunity thing | 1.4789 | 0.03754 | 332 | 209 | 87 | 36 |
267 | BaaaaIDEN | 1.4788 | 0.03795 | 330 | 209 | 84 | 37 |
268 | Seems they feel they are being fleeced . . . | 1.4787 | 0.03738 | 328 | 205 | 89 | 34 |
269 | It's called collective baaaa-gaining. | 1.4771 | 0.03695 | 327 | 203 | 92 | 32 |
270 | They say they’re tired of being undercounted. | 1.4769 | 0.03813 | 325 | 206 | 83 | 36 |
271 | Just tell them we were only counting legal sheep | 1.4769 | 0.03838 | 325 | 207 | 81 | 37 |
272 | They've ewe-nionized. | 1.4768 | 0.03954 | 323 | 210 | 72 | 41 |
273 | So I said " Ewe and what army". | 1.4768 | 0.03978 | 323 | 211 | 70 | 42 |
274 | Blend in? You can’t be serious. With that tie? | 1.4768 | 0.03754 | 323 | 202 | 88 | 33 |
275 | Frankly, I never realized they could stand on their own two feet. | 1.4756 | 0.03908 | 328 | 212 | 74 | 41 |
276 | So... apparently they can count. | 1.4752 | 0.03839 | 322 | 205 | 81 | 36 |
277 | We’re in for a bleeting. | 1.4752 | 0.03889 | 322 | 207 | 77 | 38 |
278 | I think our best path forward is to blame the dog. | 1.4748 | 0.03823 | 318 | 201 | 83 | 34 |
279 | Women watching the same old white men debate their reproductive rights | 1.4748 | 0.04074 | 318 | 211 | 63 | 44 |
280 | Sir, they're asking you to respect the results of the election. | 1.4732 | 0.03831 | 317 | 201 | 82 | 34 |
281 | Really, Harry? They can spot polyester a mile away. | 1.4732 | 0.03908 | 317 | 204 | 76 | 37 |
282 | In my defense, the label said '100% wool.' I thought we'd blend right in! | 1.4732 | 0.03831 | 317 | 201 | 82 | 34 |
283 | Can you believe this? They're demanding a recount | 1.4730 | 0.03901 | 315 | 202 | 77 | 36 |
284 | For goodness' sake, just take the Ambien. | 1.4712 | 0.03902 | 312 | 200 | 77 | 35 |
285 | I think we are about to learn the difference between herd immunity and herd mentality. | 1.4712 | 0.03768 | 312 | 195 | 87 | 30 |
286 | I think we should put on our sheep's clothing. | 1.4712 | 0.03928 | 312 | 201 | 75 | 36 |
287 | Maybe we shouldn't have worn wool. | 1.4712 | 0.04057 | 312 | 206 | 65 | 41 |
288 | Wear a wool suit,you said. They won’t notice, you said. | 1.4710 | 0.03894 | 310 | 198 | 78 | 34 |
289 | Not only do they seem incapable of social distancing, I'm afraid contact tracing will be another nightmare. | 1.4708 | 0.04045 | 308 | 202 | 67 | 39 |
290 | They're a bit more intimidating on two feet, don't you think? | 1.4706 | 0.03958 | 306 | 197 | 74 | 35 |
291 | I told them you ate the only ram. | 1.4691 | 0.03921 | 307 | 197 | 76 | 34 |
292 | Well, of course I’m a predatory lender. | 1.4691 | 0.04002 | 307 | 200 | 70 | 37 |
293 | We may be ill-suited. | 1.4691 | 0.03811 | 307 | 193 | 84 | 30 |
294 | They want to know what your suit is made of. | 1.4691 | 0.03669 | 307 | 188 | 94 | 25 |
295 | You be the Big Bad Wolf, and I'll be the Big Good one. | 1.4691 | 0.03894 | 307 | 196 | 78 | 33 |
296 | Wardrobe really outdid themselves. Those are all wolves in sheep’s clothing. | 1.4691 | 0.03894 | 307 | 196 | 78 | 33 |
297 | Maybe we fleeced them one time too many? | 1.4686 | 0.03904 | 303 | 193 | 78 | 32 |
298 | Because you put them out of work when the Ambien started working. | 1.4686 | 0.03932 | 303 | 194 | 76 | 33 |
299 | You call it a majority, I call it fake ewes. | 1.4686 | 0.03973 | 303 | 198 | 69 | 36 |
300 | They voted for me. What can I say...they're sheep. | 1.4686 | 0.03959 | 303 | 195 | 73 | 34 |
301 | Evidently it’s easier to fleece people than sheep. | 1.4669 | 0.04105 | 302 | 200 | 63 | 39 |
302 | The one named Karen wants to speak to the manager. | 1.4664 | 0.04092 | 298 | 196 | 65 | 37 |
303 | I told you I could eat a lamb chop on 5th Avenue and they would still follow me. | 1.4664 | 0.04092 | 298 | 196 | 65 | 37 |
304 | Well sure there’s a lot of them, but who’s counting? | 1.4664 | 0.03805 | 298 | 186 | 85 | 27 |
305 | They figured out the collie works for us. | 1.4642 | 0.04058 | 293 | 191 | 68 | 34 |
306 | Remember the safe word: "Vegetarian." | 1.4639 | 0.03900 | 291 | 184 | 79 | 28 |
307 | They're calling it herd immunity | 1.4621 | 0.03970 | 290 | 186 | 74 | 30 |
308 | I know a class action suit when I see one. | 1.4621 | 0.04000 | 290 | 187 | 72 | 31 |
309 | Maybe we should concede. | 1.4621 | 0.04117 | 290 | 191 | 64 | 35 |
310 | With so many people sleeping better since the election, they are all out of work and pissed off. | 1.4621 | 0.04175 | 290 | 193 | 60 | 37 |
311 | Don’t look now but Karen brought her friends. | 1.4618 | 0.03990 | 288 | 185 | 73 | 30 |
312 | I did warn you about letting them ewe-nionize. | 1.4615 | 0.04071 | 286 | 186 | 68 | 32 |
313 | Don't look now, but I think they're onto us. | 1.4596 | 0.03989 | 285 | 183 | 73 | 29 |
314 | They’re not buying the white privilege argument. | 1.4596 | 0.03863 | 285 | 179 | 81 | 25 |
315 | Apparently they want to stop the count? People are going to lose sleep over this. | 1.4596 | 0.04111 | 285 | 187 | 65 | 33 |
316 | But they ARE a bunch of sheep. | 1.4596 | 0.04020 | 285 | 184 | 71 | 30 |
317 | They're just waiting for things to be great again, sir. | 1.4596 | 0.03989 | 285 | 183 | 73 | 29 |
318 | First the Four Seasons, now this? I’m done with you Rudy | 1.4594 | 0.04339 | 283 | 193 | 50 | 40 |
319 | They want to know what you did with Little Bo Peep. | 1.4591 | 0.03836 | 281 | 173 | 83 | 23 |
320 | Okay, maybe “sheeple” was a bad choice of words. | 1.4588 | 0.03855 | 279 | 174 | 82 | 23 |
321 | So far no one's been able to count them without falling asleep. | 1.4588 | 0.03888 | 279 | 175 | 80 | 24 |
322 | Is it me, or are we losing the room? | 1.4588 | 0.04114 | 279 | 182 | 66 | 31 |
323 | Pretend not to notice the guy in the middle; he's one of us. | 1.4580 | 0.03821 | 286 | 179 | 83 | 24 |
324 | 'They've been taking assertiveness training." | 1.4565 | 0.04114 | 276 | 180 | 66 | 30 |
325 | Go get us a scape goat | 1.4565 | 0.04240 | 276 | 184 | 58 | 34 |
326 | It’s your night to count them. I’m going out with Bo-Peep. | 1.4542 | 0.04275 | 273 | 183 | 56 | 34 |
327 | Don't worry, fake ewes... | 1.4542 | 0.04243 | 273 | 182 | 58 | 33 |
328 | How do I face the Ewe Too movement? | 1.4542 | 0.04081 | 273 | 177 | 68 | 28 |
329 | So you did or you didn’t fleece them? | 1.4542 | 0.04015 | 273 | 175 | 72 | 26 |
330 | Aren't they supposed to be acting sheepish? | 1.4542 | 0.04114 | 273 | 178 | 66 | 29 |
331 | The guy we paid to fix the count fell asleep | 1.4542 | 0.04179 | 273 | 180 | 62 | 31 |
332 | it’s not working , try tweeting again ! | 1.4542 | 0.04429 | 273 | 188 | 46 | 39 |
333 | Sir, I think it’s time to concede! | 1.4542 | 0.04048 | 273 | 176 | 70 | 27 |
334 | Count the legal ones. The rest are lunch. | 1.4539 | 0.04234 | 271 | 180 | 59 | 32 |
335 | I don't think they'll take '"bah" for an answer. | 1.4539 | 0.04202 | 271 | 179 | 61 | 31 |
336 | There are several, credible allegations against you. | 1.4539 | 0.04169 | 271 | 178 | 63 | 30 |
337 | Recounting the sheep isn't going to change anything. | 1.4535 | 0.04057 | 269 | 173 | 70 | 26 |
338 | Maybe we should change our dinner plans. | 1.4535 | 0.04225 | 269 | 178 | 60 | 31 |
339 | Captain, it's time to abandon sheep. | 1.4535 | 0.04257 | 269 | 179 | 58 | 32 |
340 | I overestimated their sense of irony. | 1.4535 | 0.04023 | 269 | 172 | 72 | 25 |
341 | Fake ewes. | 1.4532 | 0.04411 | 267 | 182 | 49 | 36 |
342 | Ok, on my signal we'll take off our coats and yell SURPRISE! | 1.4532 | 0.04009 | 267 | 170 | 73 | 24 |
343 | You can't just go around,willy nilly, whistling "Who's Afraid of the Big Bad Wolf?" | 1.4532 | 0.04379 | 267 | 181 | 51 | 35 |
344 | Ignore them. They're fake ewes. | 1.4532 | 0.04181 | 267 | 175 | 63 | 29 |
345 | Sheep in Sheep’s clothing. Clever. | 1.4532 | 0.04113 | 267 | 173 | 67 | 27 |
346 | The sheep are strongly opposed to a recount. | 1.4532 | 0.04248 | 267 | 177 | 59 | 31 |
347 | What's wrong with wolves in sharp clothing? | 1.4532 | 0.03231 | 267 | 190 | 49 | 28 |
348 | Looks like your sheep want no part of your herd immunity plan. | 1.4532 | 0.04215 | 267 | 176 | 61 | 30 |
349 | They can’t all have lost their way, Mitch. Recount ‘em! | 1.4532 | 0.04079 | 267 | 172 | 69 | 26 |
350 | Looks like Me Too has become Ewe Too. | 1.4532 | 0.04181 | 267 | 175 | 63 | 29 |
351 | I told you it was a mistake to let them unionize | 1.4532 | 0.04215 | 267 | 176 | 61 | 30 |
352 | Sir, I think you should concede. | 1.4529 | 0.04208 | 276 | 184 | 59 | 33 |
353 | This isn't going to end well, is it? | 1.4529 | 0.03831 | 276 | 185 | 62 | 29 |
354 | Sir I think they’re getting tired of all the recounts | 1.4529 | 0.04113 | 276 | 181 | 65 | 30 |
355 | Sir, there are 75 million of them. I think it’s time we listen | 1.4510 | 0.04325 | 255 | 169 | 57 | 29 |
356 | Who cares? We're the 1%. | 1.4504 | 0.04273 | 262 | 174 | 58 | 30 |
357 | I told you we needed sheep's clothing, not chic clothing! | 1.4504 | 0.04026 | 262 | 167 | 72 | 23 |
358 | Sir, I’m not sure counting the sheep again will change the situation. | 1.4504 | 0.04204 | 262 | 172 | 62 | 28 |
359 | Did you really have to say STOP THE COUNT? | 1.4504 | 0.04307 | 262 | 175 | 56 | 31 |
360 | Herd mentality or herd immunity? | 1.4492 | 0.04203 | 256 | 167 | 63 | 26 |
361 | Looks like we picked the wrong one to clone. | 1.4479 | 0.04131 | 259 | 168 | 66 | 25 |
362 | So, apparently the Ewe Too movement has a few demands... | 1.4479 | 0.04203 | 259 | 170 | 62 | 27 |
363 | Which one is our guy? | 1.4479 | 0.04167 | 259 | 169 | 64 | 26 |
364 | So...what’s eating these guys? | 1.4479 | 0.04274 | 259 | 172 | 58 | 29 |
365 | Maybe dressing like them would have been a better choice. | 1.4475 | 0.04298 | 257 | 171 | 57 | 29 |
366 | This is probably going to be another superspreader event, isn't it? | 1.4475 | 0.04298 | 257 | 171 | 57 | 29 |
367 | 1764 Ayes, 2 Nays. The Nays have it. | 1.4475 | 0.04437 | 257 | 175 | 49 | 33 |
368 | This cartoon is rigged. | 1.4475 | 0.04298 | 257 | 171 | 57 | 29 |
369 | Should we try ‘Crying Wolf’ again? | 1.4475 | 0.04117 | 257 | 166 | 67 | 24 |
370 | I think it might be time for your concession speech | 1.4471 | 0.04251 | 255 | 168 | 60 | 27 |
371 | So, they found out about the three little pigs huh? | 1.4471 | 0.04178 | 255 | 166 | 64 | 25 |
372 | They're demanding greener pastures. | 1.4471 | 0.04103 | 255 | 163 | 68 | 23 |
373 | We're you aware that Mary's little lamb was a union organizer? | 1.4471 | 0.04498 | 255 | 175 | 46 | 34 |
374 | You’ve accumulated a lot of I O ewes! | 1.4471 | 0.04287 | 255 | 169 | 58 | 28 |
375 | It'll be hard to convince them that we aren't false prophets, when you forgot to tuck in your tail, Larry. | 1.4471 | 0.04140 | 255 | 165 | 66 | 24 |
376 | I'm still going to demand a recount. | 1.4471 | 0.04178 | 255 | 166 | 64 | 25 |
377 | Ok. It's not working. Next time we get sheep's clothing. | 1.4471 | 0.04178 | 255 | 166 | 64 | 25 |
378 | Sir, they’re demanding that you legalize grass again. | 1.4471 | 0.04214 | 255 | 167 | 62 | 26 |
379 | I dunno Mitch, I think they may have minds if their own | 1.4466 | 0.04348 | 253 | 169 | 55 | 29 |
380 | What are the odds that All of them actually are named Karen? | 1.4449 | 0.04334 | 254 | 170 | 55 | 29 |
381 | You really had them, Frank, right up until the "I got my sheepskin from Harvard" comment. | 1.4444 | 0.04250 | 252 | 166 | 60 | 26 |
382 | They demand a recount by an independent watchdog. | 1.4435 | 0.04261 | 248 | 163 | 60 | 25 |
383 | No two ways about it. We're flocked. | 1.4435 | 0.04411 | 248 | 167 | 52 | 29 |
384 | Republican Party Here and Accounted For | 1.4435 | 0.04448 | 248 | 168 | 50 | 30 |
385 | They hate it when I yell, "Hey ewe!" | 1.4435 | 0.04125 | 248 | 162 | 63 | 23 |
386 | It appears they’ve ewe-ionized, sir. | 1.4427 | 0.04162 | 253 | 165 | 64 | 24 |
387 | Sir, they are demanding that they ALL be counted | 1.4413 | 0.04233 | 247 | 162 | 61 | 24 |
388 | I call them our base | 1.4408 | 0.04412 | 245 | 165 | 52 | 28 |
389 | Apparently, they were miscounted. | 1.4408 | 0.04412 | 245 | 165 | 52 | 28 |
390 | Wool suits will be fine," you said. "They won't know the difference," you said. | 1.4405 | 0.04134 | 252 | 164 | 65 | 23 |
391 | No worries, these are all illegal goats cast by mail. | 1.4405 | 0.04358 | 252 | 170 | 53 | 29 |
392 | I could have sworn you said 'wolves in chic clothing'... | 1.4405 | 0.04500 | 252 | 174 | 45 | 33 |
393 | Don't turn around now, I think they're on to us. | 1.4403 | 0.04121 | 243 | 156 | 67 | 20 |
394 | Hmmm ... they don't look sheepish to me. | 1.4403 | 0.04243 | 243 | 159 | 61 | 23 |
395 | We may want to consider the vegetarian option. | 1.4403 | 0.04121 | 243 | 156 | 67 | 20 |
396 | You think this is bad? Try working with lemmings." | 1.4403 | 0.04477 | 243 | 165 | 49 | 29 |
397 | Is this that herd mutiny they talk about? | 1.4403 | 0.04323 | 243 | 161 | 57 | 25 |
398 | Tell them, Where there's wool there's a way. | 1.4403 | 0.04121 | 243 | 156 | 67 | 20 |
399 | Have a trusted insomniac do the recount. | 1.4403 | 0.04283 | 243 | 160 | 59 | 24 |
400 | I can’t figure out what got them so riled up. All I said was what’s eating you? | 1.4403 | 0.04203 | 243 | 158 | 63 | 22 |
401 | They insist on a recount. | 1.4403 | 0.04323 | 243 | 161 | 57 | 25 |
402 | I don't think they appreciated your 'like lambs to slaughter' joke, Carl. | 1.4403 | 0.04362 | 243 | 162 | 55 | 26 |
403 | 🙌Everytime I try counting their vote I fall asleep. | 1.4403 | 0.04203 | 243 | 158 | 63 | 22 |
404 | ... “so apparently now even saying wolf in sheep’s clothing is unacceptable ...” | 1.4403 | 0.04515 | 243 | 166 | 47 | 30 |
405 | Say nothing. Just act sheepish. Works every time. | 1.4387 | 0.04159 | 253 | 166 | 63 | 24 |
406 | What did you pay the dog? | 1.4380 | 0.04295 | 242 | 160 | 58 | 24 |
407 | So I whistle. It's my nature. | 1.4380 | 0.04255 | 242 | 159 | 60 | 23 |
408 | I don’t think we can eat our way out of this one, boss. | 1.4375 | 0.04400 | 240 | 161 | 53 | 26 |
409 | I posted some stuff about your eating habits. There may have been photos. | 1.4375 | 0.04360 | 240 | 160 | 55 | 25 |
410 | They want you to stop calling insomnia a hoax. | 1.4375 | 0.04320 | 240 | 159 | 57 | 24 |
411 | It was only a matter of time until they found out it wasn't just the black sheep we didn't care about. | 1.4370 | 0.04094 | 238 | 152 | 68 | 18 |
412 | 70 million voted for me | 1.4370 | 0.04427 | 238 | 160 | 52 | 26 |
413 | The President can't sleep. He demands a recount. | 1.4370 | 0.04427 | 238 | 160 | 52 | 26 |
414 | This damn #ewetoo movement. | 1.4370 | 0.04346 | 238 | 158 | 56 | 24 |
415 | They want to know what you did with that Bo Peep gal. | 1.4370 | 0.04264 | 238 | 156 | 60 | 22 |
416 | Turns out they've read George Orwell. | 1.4370 | 0.04346 | 238 | 158 | 56 | 24 |
417 | I thought you said Veep's clothing | 1.4370 | 0.04264 | 238 | 156 | 60 | 22 |
418 | Beginning to think the wool suits were a political miscalculation. | 1.4370 | 0.03962 | 238 | 159 | 58 | 21 |
419 | Giving them the vote was one thing, but cloning them was definitely a mistake. | 1.4370 | 0.04051 | 238 | 151 | 70 | 17 |
420 | Of course they're mad. You ate their candidate, then declared victory. | 1.4370 | 0.04180 | 238 | 154 | 64 | 20 |
421 | I said get us "sheep suits," not "cheap suits." | 1.4370 | 0.04305 | 238 | 156 | 55 | 23 |
422 | This insurrection has evolved beyond my skill set. We need domestic help—maybe a collie. | 1.4370 | 0.04264 | 238 | 156 | 60 | 22 |
423 | They say we’re creating a hostile work environment. | 1.4370 | 0.04305 | 238 | 157 | 58 | 23 |
424 | Give it up, they won. | 1.4370 | 0.04305 | 238 | 157 | 58 | 23 |
425 | Tell them we’re only counting the sheep that were here by Election Day. | 1.4370 | 0.04305 | 238 | 157 | 58 | 23 |
426 | They could be upset about the count. | 1.4364 | 0.04535 | 236 | 161 | 47 | 28 |
427 | They figured out we're fake ewes | 1.4364 | 0.04574 | 236 | 162 | 45 | 29 |
428 | They demand that every sheep be counted | 1.4364 | 0.04414 | 236 | 158 | 53 | 25 |
429 | Frank, I don't think these wool suits qualify as 'sheep's clothing.' | 1.4364 | 0.04535 | 236 | 161 | 47 | 28 |
430 | I know it's actually a wool blend, but technically we're still a wolf in sheep's clothing. | 1.4364 | 0.04454 | 236 | 159 | 51 | 26 |
431 | Sir, should we prey or pray? | 1.4364 | 0.04331 | 236 | 156 | 57 | 23 |
432 | They're tired of being counted. | 1.4361 | 0.04231 | 227 | 146 | 62 | 18 |
433 | Hmm, something tells me they don’t believe we won the election. | 1.4357 | 0.04464 | 241 | 164 | 49 | 28 |
434 | They're demanding sick days, maternity leave, and that we stop eating them. | 1.4352 | 0.04572 | 216 | 144 | 50 | 22 |
435 | It's not paranoia I tell ya. I swear I heard them saying 'baaaaaaastards' | 1.4346 | 0.04399 | 237 | 159 | 53 | 25 |
436 | That suit is 100% cotton, right? | 1.4344 | 0.04262 | 221 | 142 | 62 | 17 |
437 | Don't worry. Half of them are wolves. | 1.4340 | 0.04128 | 235 | 151 | 66 | 18 |
438 | Spot our undercover agent | 1.4340 | 0.04216 | 235 | 153 | 62 | 20 |
439 | I don't know how many are angry. Every time I try to count them, I fall asleep. | 1.4340 | 0.03994 | 235 | 148 | 72 | 15 |
440 | They don't look so meek to me. | 1.4340 | 0.04301 | 235 | 155 | 58 | 22 |
441 | We're not suited for this. | 1.4340 | 0.04385 | 235 | 157 | 54 | 24 |
442 | And then the genie said, “You’re down to your final wish!” and I just kinda panicked... | 1.4340 | 0.04301 | 235 | 154 | 58 | 22 |
443 | They're suspicious - they want a recount. | 1.4335 | 0.04536 | 233 | 159 | 47 | 27 |
444 | I don't think they're buying the "herd immunity" thing. | 1.4335 | 0.04495 | 233 | 158 | 49 | 26 |
445 | All I said was herd immunity is a hoax | 1.4335 | 0.04197 | 233 | 151 | 63 | 19 |
446 | I think we should have dressed for the job we want, not the job we have. | 1.4335 | 0.04108 | 233 | 149 | 67 | 17 |
447 | You're right. Great idea, wolves in lawyers clothing. | 1.4335 | 0.04284 | 233 | 153 | 59 | 21 |
448 | Tell them we only eat turkey. | 1.4335 | 0.04327 | 233 | 154 | 57 | 22 |
449 | They’re standing back and standing by Sir, just give the word | 1.4335 | 0.04536 | 233 | 159 | 47 | 27 |
450 | Good thing the popular vote doesn’t matter. | 1.4335 | 0.04495 | 233 | 158 | 49 | 26 |
451 | If you don’t count them, there really aren’t that many | 1.4335 | 0.04412 | 233 | 156 | 53 | 24 |
452 | You tell them you won the election. | 1.4329 | 0.04397 | 231 | 154 | 54 | 23 |
453 | These wool suits don't make us blend in as much as I thought they would. | 1.4329 | 0.04310 | 231 | 152 | 58 | 21 |
454 | They helped you fall asleep Ron, you gotta pay 'em | 1.4323 | 0.04467 | 229 | 154 | 51 | 24 |
455 | I try to negotiate in good faith, but I just keep picturing them as lamb chops. | 1.4323 | 0.04424 | 229 | 153 | 53 | 22 |
456 | They want to see the label. | 1.4323 | 0.04337 | 229 | 151 | 57 | 21 |
457 | Yes approval ratings are down, but don't forget we can just eat the ones that don't agree with us" | 1.4323 | 0.04467 | 229 | 154 | 51 | 24 |
458 | Umm, Sir, when I said “you won”, I meant to say “ewe won”. | 1.4323 | 0.04594 | 229 | 157 | 45 | 27 |
459 | You said it. Total clusterflock. | 1.4323 | 0.04552 | 229 | 156 | 47 | 26 |
460 | That’s right, tell them that herd immunity is the way to go—it costs the taxpayer nothing and only a million of them will die… | 1.4323 | 0.04424 | 229 | 153 | 53 | 23 |
461 | They want to know where they go now. | 1.4323 | 0.04381 | 229 | 152 | 55 | 22 |
462 | Not sure if it's really a million-mutton-march. Every time I try to count them, I fall asleep. | 1.4323 | 0.04337 | 229 | 151 | 57 | 21 |
463 | They think we’re trying to fleece them | 1.4318 | 0.04555 | 220 | 148 | 49 | 23 |
464 | Now THIS is herd mentality, Mr. President. | 1.4317 | 0.04452 | 227 | 152 | 52 | 23 |
465 | It was your idea to get rid of Mary. | 1.4316 | 0.04397 | 234 | 157 | 53 | 24 |
466 | Quick, we need a new lie that will explain our last lie. | 1.4310 | 0.04466 | 232 | 157 | 50 | 25 |
467 | What now, Rudy? | 1.4304 | 0.04452 | 230 | 155 | 51 | 24 |
468 | You can’t fool all of the sheep all of the time. | 1.4298 | 0.04213 | 228 | 148 | 62 | 18 |
469 | Time to retire the metaphor? | 1.4298 | 0.04213 | 228 | 148 | 62 | 18 |
470 | Sheep's clothing, my eye! This is Brooks Brothers. | 1.4298 | 0.04437 | 228 | 153 | 52 | 23 |
471 | They're demanding an end to minority rule. | 1.4292 | 0.04465 | 226 | 152 | 51 | 23 |
472 | The flock demands to be herd. | 1.4292 | 0.04595 | 226 | 155 | 45 | 26 |
473 | They may be on to us. | 1.4292 | 0.04145 | 226 | 145 | 64 | 16 |
474 | Count them again. | 1.4292 | 0.04285 | 226 | 148 | 59 | 19 |
475 | I think they suspect we're just wolves in chic clothing. | 1.4292 | 0.04595 | 226 | 155 | 45 | 26 |
476 | I told you to get sheep suits, not cheap suits! | 1.4292 | 0.04509 | 226 | 153 | 49 | 24 |
477 | I think we need to consider switching to polyester this season. | 1.4292 | 0.04239 | 226 | 147 | 61 | 18 |
478 | They don't want a recount. | 1.4292 | 0.04552 | 226 | 154 | 47 | 25 |
479 | Let's tell them we're vegetarians. | 1.4292 | 0.04376 | 226 | 150 | 55 | 21 |
480 | Okay, this is baaaaad. | 1.4292 | 0.04421 | 226 | 151 | 53 | 22 |
481 | What the heck, I can start my diet tomorrow. | 1.4279 | 0.04421 | 229 | 154 | 52 | 23 |
482 | From the looks of her family, it appears you and the cutie in the 3rd row went well beyond flirting. | 1.4279 | 0.04715 | 229 | 161 | 38 | 30 |
483 | I don't think we can count on them. | 1.4279 | 0.04523 | 222 | 150 | 49 | 23 |
484 | At least we'll die in our sleep. | 1.4279 | 0.04385 | 222 | 147 | 55 | 20 |
485 | We're going to need a bigger lint brush. | 1.4279 | 0.04567 | 222 | 151 | 47 | 24 |
486 | Don't worry -- They can't hurt us if we don't count them | 1.4279 | 0.04431 | 222 | 148 | 53 | 21 |
487 | Don't worry, they always vote against their own self interest | 1.4279 | 0.04656 | 222 | 153 | 43 | 26 |
488 | Look, you lost the election. Just go. | 1.4279 | 0.04612 | 222 | 152 | 45 | 25 |
489 | Just act casual. I think it's the wool suits. | 1.4273 | 0.04366 | 220 | 145 | 56 | 19 |
490 | What are they mad at? If 100% wool isn't sheep's clothing, what is? | 1.4273 | 0.04506 | 220 | 148 | 49 | 22 |
491 | I thought when I woke-up, this would all be over... | 1.4273 | 0.04413 | 220 | 146 | 54 | 20 |
492 | Our polling suggests the wool suit was a misstep. | 1.4248 | 0.04592 | 226 | 156 | 44 | 26 |
493 | Quite frankly I think they are sick of being treated like sheep | 1.4247 | 0.04281 | 219 | 143 | 59 | 17 |
494 | It looks to me like we're in the majority. | 1.4247 | 0.04611 | 219 | 150 | 45 | 24 |
495 | We need a recount. He’s still awake. | 1.4247 | 0.04565 | 219 | 149 | 47 | 23 |
496 | He said we HAVE to recount them. | 1.4247 | 0.04519 | 219 | 147 | 49 | 22 |
497 | I said "sheep suits" , not "cheap suits"! | 1.4240 | 0.04688 | 217 | 150 | 42 | 25 |
498 | This won't work. They've achieved herd immunity. | 1.4240 | 0.04549 | 217 | 147 | 48 | 22 |
499 | Another tense day at the New York Flock Exchange. | 1.4240 | 0.04406 | 217 | 144 | 54 | 19 |
500 | They're calling themselves Ewe-Anon. | 1.4240 | 0.04642 | 217 | 149 | 44 | 24 |
501 | That "STOP THE COUNT" tweet really messed up their line of work 🐦 | 1.4240 | 0.04688 | 217 | 150 | 42 | 25 |
502 | I said to meet me at Cheap Total Landscaping | 1.4240 | 0.04822 | 217 | 153 | 36 | 28 |
503 | I think they’re angry about having to do the recount. | 1.4240 | 0.04502 | 217 | 146 | 50 | 21 |
504 | I think they don’t want us recounting them | 1.4240 | 0.04157 | 217 | 139 | 64 | 14 |
505 | It’s not my fault...she never mentioned she was cloned... | 1.4240 | 0.04549 | 217 | 147 | 48 | 22 |
506 | They feel you fleeced them. | 1.4233 | 0.04435 | 215 | 143 | 53 | 19 |
507 | More uncounted? | 1.4233 | 0.04627 | 215 | 147 | 45 | 23 |
508 | They're like potato chips. You can't eat just one! | 1.4233 | 0.04673 | 215 | 148 | 43 | 24 |
509 | They seem angry. You told them you would make the pasture great again. | 1.4227 | 0.04594 | 220 | 151 | 45 | 24 |
510 | ...and I still couldn't fall asleep | 1.4227 | 0.04266 | 220 | 144 | 59 | 17 |
511 | Just tell them fake ewes - we need to do a recount. | 1.4225 | 0.04705 | 213 | 147 | 42 | 24 |
512 | You know, they probably are a bit under-represented in management. | 1.4198 | 0.04426 | 212 | 141 | 53 | 18 |
513 | Yes, collective baaaa-gaining is still a thing here. | 1.4198 | 0.04624 | 212 | 145 | 45 | 22 |
514 | Countless numbers of them are angry. How do you sleep at night? | 1.4190 | 0.04606 | 210 | 143 | 46 | 21 |
515 | Howl, I dare you. | 1.4190 | 0.04606 | 210 | 143 | 46 | 21 |
516 | I think they overheard your "grab 'em by the udder" comment. | 1.4190 | 0.04506 | 210 | 141 | 50 | 19 |
517 | 'Sheep's clothing,' I said. But noooo, Mr. GQ here had to go with Giorgio Armani. | 1.4190 | 0.04752 | 210 | 146 | 40 | 24 |
518 | They insist on being counted. | 1.4190 | 0.04506 | 210 | 141 | 50 | 19 |
519 | Senator, I see you’ve got your whole Congressional caucus in line! | 1.4190 | 0.04655 | 210 | 144 | 44 | 22 |
520 | They want to see evidence that you're a sheep in wolf's clothing. | 1.4190 | 0.04455 | 210 | 140 | 52 | 18 |
521 | They're demanding to be counted. | 1.4190 | 0.04506 | 210 | 141 | 50 | 19 |
522 | Should we stop the count? | 1.4190 | 0.04704 | 210 | 145 | 42 | 23 |
523 | Mr Wolfram, one maybe two, but even you must admit we'll have a tough time convincing the jury of your innocence when two thousand poor little lambs all testify that you led them astray. | 1.4183 | 0.04882 | 208 | 147 | 35 | 26 |
524 | We dine vegan, we dress cotton. What now? | 1.4183 | 0.04537 | 208 | 140 | 49 | 19 |
525 | Well, they're wool so technically, yes, we are in their clothing. | 1.4183 | 0.04273 | 208 | 135 | 59 | 14 |
526 | Who’s going to tell them Trump lost?” | 1.4183 | 0.04638 | 208 | 142 | 45 | 21 |
527 | They are not angry sheep, they are patriots | 1.4183 | 0.04485 | 208 | 139 | 51 | 18 |
528 | No, they don't believe that you are a border collie. | 1.4183 | 0.04433 | 208 | 138 | 53 | 17 |
529 | Oh now you’re sheepish? | 1.4183 | 0.04537 | 208 | 140 | 49 | 19 |
530 | Her family doesn't approve of me. | 1.4183 | 0.04688 | 208 | 143 | 43 | 22 |
531 | 'Can't believe they're still mad. It's just a suit.' | 1.4183 | 0.04433 | 208 | 138 | 53 | 17 |
532 | I think they found out about our true intentions. | 1.4183 | 0.04485 | 208 | 139 | 51 | 18 |
533 | Okay, don’t look…I SAID DON’T LOOK…but I think we stumbled into an anti-capitalist nudist colony—these naked folks seem pretty pissed off about our gorgeous Givenchy suits. | 1.4175 | 0.05059 | 206 | 149 | 28 | 29 |
534 | Well, technically it IS sheep's clothing. | 1.4175 | 0.04409 | 206 | 136 | 54 | 16 |
535 | No, trust me. They'll think we're type-A border collies. | 1.4175 | 0.04619 | 206 | 139 | 46 | 20 |
536 | Counting them at night isn’t good enough; now they’re demanding a daytime count as well. | 1.4175 | 0.04355 | 206 | 135 | 56 | 15 |
537 | It's as if when they look at us all they see are bloodthirsty corporate predators. | 1.4175 | 0.04917 | 206 | 146 | 34 | 26 |
538 | Walter, I think we’re in sheep dit. | 1.4175 | 0.04917 | 206 | 146 | 34 | 26 |
539 | Well, one stood up, then another one tried it, and here we are. | 1.4175 | 0.04515 | 206 | 138 | 50 | 18 |
540 | I'm a wolf. They are sheep. The suit stays. | 1.4171 | 0.04439 | 211 | 141 | 52 | 18 |
541 | I think they’re onto us | 1.4146 | 0.04633 | 205 | 140 | 45 | 20 |
542 | I didn’t even know they could stand on their two feet. | 1.4146 | 0.04633 | 205 | 140 | 45 | 20 |
543 | On second thought, how 'bout chicken? | 1.4146 | 0.04735 | 205 | 142 | 41 | 22 |
544 | I told you to wear a cotton suit. | 1.4146 | 0.04312 | 205 | 134 | 57 | 14 |
545 | You want a recount? Really? | 1.4146 | 0.04421 | 205 | 136 | 53 | 16 |
546 | So I fleeced them. Who knew they'd take it this poorly? | 1.4146 | 0.04735 | 205 | 142 | 41 | 22 |
547 | So are they wolves in sheep's clothing, or are we sheep in wolves' clothing? | 1.4146 | 0.04528 | 205 | 138 | 49 | 18 |
548 | I have no idea what we did wrong-- | 1.4146 | 0.04785 | 205 | 143 | 39 | 23 |
549 | I think we're gonna need a bigger freezer. | 1.4146 | 0.04394 | 205 | 142 | 42 | 20 |
550 | Of course we can fleece them - they're sheep. | 1.4146 | 0.04528 | 205 | 138 | 49 | 18 |
551 | Mary had a litte lamb, and now they're all blaming me." | 1.4146 | 0.04735 | 205 | 142 | 41 | 22 |
552 | It's a wolf in sheep's clothing not a wolf in cheap clothing. | 1.4146 | 0.04528 | 205 | 138 | 49 | 18 |
553 | Sheep suits, John... I told you to get Sheep. Suits. | 1.4146 | 0.04475 | 205 | 137 | 51 | 17 |
554 | They aren’t fooled by our wool suits | 1.4146 | 0.04684 | 205 | 141 | 43 | 21 |
555 | They voted to ewe-nionize. | 1.4146 | 0.03748 | 205 | 142 | 48 | 15 |
556 | Hey, I said let's get cotton suits. But nooooo... | 1.4146 | 0.04367 | 205 | 135 | 55 | 15 |
557 | Not so much in the technical sense, but I think they know they’re about to get fleeced. | 1.4146 | 0.04735 | 205 | 142 | 41 | 22 |
558 | Seems our constituents don't like to get fleeced. | 1.4146 | 0.04421 | 205 | 136 | 53 | 16 |
559 | We may have miscalculated the ramifications. 🐏 | 1.4146 | 0.04633 | 205 | 140 | 45 | 20 |
560 | Told you they'd notice the tail | 1.4146 | 0.04421 | 205 | 136 | 53 | 16 |
561 | You can fool some of the sheep some of the time... | 1.4146 | 0.04684 | 205 | 141 | 43 | 21 |
562 | Nobody likes a recount, but least of all the sheep. | 1.4138 | 0.04506 | 203 | 136 | 50 | 17 |
563 | I don’t think they’re buying your story about Mary being on sabbatical. | 1.4138 | 0.04613 | 203 | 138 | 46 | 19 |
564 | You cannot pull the wool over all their eyes all the time. | 1.4138 | 0.04451 | 203 | 135 | 52 | 16 |
565 | They don't like a wolf in men's clothing either. | 1.4138 | 0.04396 | 203 | 139 | 46 | 18 |
566 | Ignore them. It’s all fake ewes. | 1.4138 | 0.04451 | 203 | 135 | 52 | 16 |
567 | Next time, we try sheeps' clothing. | 1.4138 | 0.04340 | 203 | 133 | 56 | 14 |
568 | I honestly thought fooling some of them all of the time, and all of them some of the time would be enough. | 1.4138 | 0.04506 | 203 | 136 | 50 | 17 |
569 | You really can’t just go around saying ‘Wake up, sheeple!’ it’s actually incredibly offensive. | 1.4138 | 0.04665 | 203 | 139 | 44 | 20 |
570 | So which one is the wolf? | 1.4138 | 0.04819 | 203 | 142 | 38 | 23 |
571 | You think they're on to us? | 1.4138 | 0.04717 | 203 | 140 | 42 | 21 |
572 | I told you to use the lemmings analogy, but oh no, you knew better. | 1.4138 | 0.04451 | 203 | 135 | 52 | 16 |
573 | Perhaps wearing wool suits wasn't such a good idea. | 1.4138 | 0.04506 | 203 | 136 | 49 | 17 |
574 | It's not their herd mentality that worries me. Will they remember how great I am once the new dog takes over. | 1.4138 | 0.04819 | 203 | 142 | 38 | 23 |
575 | They're behind me, aren't they. | 1.4138 | 0.04506 | 203 | 136 | 50 | 17 |
576 | Let's check out the hen house. | 1.4138 | 0.04506 | 203 | 136 | 50 | 17 |
577 | Maybe eat the next one in private? | 1.4138 | 0.04396 | 203 | 133 | 54 | 15 |
578 | I suggest we stick with the little girl with the red hood. | 1.4138 | 0.04768 | 203 | 141 | 40 | 22 |
579 | ‘of course I understand the importance of the census, but I kept falling asleep.’ | 1.4138 | 0.04613 | 203 | 138 | 46 | 19 |
580 | Sir, they’re from Philadelphia. | 1.4138 | 0.04717 | 203 | 140 | 42 | 21 |
581 | Who knew they’d be so offended by a poly wool blend? | 1.4138 | 0.04396 | 203 | 134 | 54 | 15 |
582 | And now they're saying, "All lives matter" !" | 1.4129 | 0.04591 | 201 | 133 | 47 | 18 |
583 | Angry as they may be, we both know who eats who | 1.4121 | 0.04398 | 199 | 131 | 54 | 14 |
584 | I guess they weren't fooled by the wool suits. | 1.4121 | 0.04512 | 199 | 133 | 50 | 16 |
585 | Actually, sir, it's known as herd immunity. | 1.4121 | 0.04785 | 199 | 138 | 40 | 21 |
586 | Good thing we have the electoral college. Otherwise, we’d be in real trouble. | 1.4112 | 0.04711 | 197 | 135 | 43 | 19 |
587 | Let 'em unionize," you said. "How bad could it be?" you said | 1.4089 | 0.04391 | 203 | 135 | 53 | 15 |
588 | Mr. President, I think they're onto us. | 1.4089 | 0.04608 | 203 | 139 | 45 | 19 |
589 | The latest Republican convention | 1.4089 | 0.05062 | 203 | 148 | 27 | 28 |
590 | I realize the increase in insomnia in 2020 has them working extra hours, but it doesn't qualify as hazard pay. | 1.4089 | 0.04501 | 203 | 137 | 49 | 17 |
591 | Sir, they want us to stop using the word "sheeple". | 1.4089 | 0.04865 | 203 | 144 | 35 | 24 |
592 | They're all there. I counted them last night. | 1.4089 | 0.04446 | 203 | 136 | 51 | 16 |
593 | Don’t worry; the recount will prove there are actually more of us wolves. | 1.4089 | 0.04608 | 203 | 139 | 45 | 19 |
594 | It was only a matter of time before they realized we weren’t looking after their best interests. | 1.4089 | 0.04501 | 203 | 137 | 49 | 17 |
595 | Flock 'em. | 1.4089 | 0.04815 | 203 | 143 | 37 | 23 |
596 | They're reneging on the deal. They think we fleeced em'. | 1.4089 | 0.04501 | 203 | 137 | 49 | 17 |
597 | One hundred eighty-seven to two? I think we can get this vote overturned In court. | 1.4082 | 0.04781 | 196 | 136 | 40 | 20 |
598 | I suggest the first thing we do is trade in these suits for some sheep’s clothing. | 1.4082 | 0.04726 | 196 | 135 | 42 | 19 |
599 | I'm thinking a 3% raise and no shearing until spring will do it. | 1.4082 | 0.04381 | 196 | 129 | 54 | 13 |
600 | They`ve formed a ewe-too movement! | 1.4082 | 0.04726 | 196 | 135 | 42 | 19 |
601 | I told you not to wear your wool suit. | 1.4082 | 0.04556 | 196 | 132 | 48 | 16 |
602 | You're going to have to come up with something better than 'Let's make grazing great again'... | 1.4082 | 0.04613 | 196 | 133 | 46 | 17 |
603 | They heard the plan about a polyester cotton blend.” | 1.4082 | 0.04613 | 196 | 133 | 46 | 17 |
604 | I'm no longer hungry | 1.4082 | 0.04781 | 196 | 136 | 40 | 20 |
605 | It's simple. You just pull the wool over their eyes. | 1.4082 | 0.04499 | 196 | 131 | 50 | 15 |
606 | They claim you fell asleep before they were counted. | 1.4082 | 0.04499 | 196 | 141 | 34 | 20 |
607 | Remember when I said we'd be sorry for not buying polyester? | 1.4082 | 0.04556 | 196 | 132 | 48 | 16 |
608 | Now it's #EweToo. | 1.4082 | 0.04440 | 196 | 130 | 52 | 14 |
609 | Don't worry. Many of them are actually wolves. | 1.4082 | 0.04556 | 196 | 132 | 48 | 16 |
610 | They don’t see any legitimate reason for a recount,sir”. | 1.4082 | 0.04440 | 196 | 130 | 52 | 14 |
611 | I was told by very senior people before coming we’d be offered herd immunity. | 1.4082 | 0.04670 | 196 | 134 | 44 | 18 |
612 | We’ll agree to maternity leave but no dental. | 1.4082 | 0.04556 | 196 | 132 | 48 | 16 |
613 | Um Sir, who wants to tell them they need to put their masks on? | 1.4082 | 0.04670 | 196 | 134 | 44 | 18 |
614 | With all due respect Mr. President, what you are refering to is herd immunity, but this here is herd mentality sir. | 1.4082 | 0.04613 | 196 | 133 | 46 | 17 |
615 | When we wear wool they say we’re trying to pull a fast one, when we wear cotton they say we’re taking away their jobs... we can’t win! | 1.4082 | 0.04260 | 196 | 127 | 58 | 11 |
616 | The sheep are demanding a recount! | 1.4072 | 0.04760 | 194 | 134 | 41 | 19 |
617 | They’re standing back & standing by, sir. | 1.4072 | 0.04703 | 194 | 133 | 43 | 18 |
618 | They think we are fleecing them. | 1.4062 | 0.04562 | 192 | 128 | 48 | 15 |
619 | They’re calling it “Ewe-Too” | 1.4062 | 0.04220 | 192 | 131 | 47 | 14 |
620 | The future is bleat. | 1.4062 | 0.04562 | 192 | 129 | 48 | 15 |
621 | I told you - nobody trusts lawyers. | 1.4062 | 0.04621 | 192 | 130 | 46 | 16 |
622 | Looks like we can proceed with a class action. | 1.4062 | 0.04680 | 192 | 131 | 44 | 17 |
623 | What ever you do, don't start counting. | 1.4062 | 0.04795 | 192 | 133 | 40 | 19 |
624 | Go ahead if you want. I'm a vegetarian. | 1.4062 | 0.04851 | 192 | 134 | 38 | 20 |
625 | I think yelling out “lunchtime!” may have raised a question as to your intent. | 1.4062 | 0.04621 | 192 | 130 | 46 | 16 |
626 | They don’t seem to think you won. | 1.4062 | 0.04795 | 192 | 133 | 40 | 19 |
627 | Apparently a wool suit is not what they meant by sheep's clothing. | 1.4062 | 0.04680 | 192 | 131 | 44 | 17 |
628 | They want to know which one of us said 'We're leading you to laughter!' when the sign clearly says 'Slaughter' | 1.4062 | 0.04738 | 192 | 132 | 42 | 18 |
629 | Don... Joe won the election and they know. Stop trying to pull the wool over their eyes! | 1.4062 | 0.04621 | 192 | 130 | 46 | 16 |
630 | They want to know what happened to the black sheep | 1.4062 | 0.04907 | 192 | 135 | 36 | 21 |
631 | They’re calling it a Ewe-nion. | 1.4062 | 0.04851 | 192 | 134 | 38 | 20 |
632 | Just stay cool. They have to pick one of us to lead. That's the beauty of a two-party system. | 1.4062 | 0.04963 | 192 | 136 | 34 | 22 |
633 | Your insomnia is out of control. | 1.4062 | 0.04680 | 192 | 131 | 44 | 17 |
634 | They've caught on that we're trying to fleece them. | 1.4062 | 0.04738 | 192 | 132 | 42 | 18 |
635 | I told you we should have stopped counting them on Tuesday! | 1.4062 | 0.04379 | 192 | 126 | 54 | 12 |
636 | They’re claiming you ate one of them and left an ‘I owe ewe’... | 1.4062 | 0.05017 | 192 | 137 | 32 | 23 |
637 | Whose bright idea was it to introduce democracy into a predator-prey relationship? | 1.4062 | 0.04316 | 192 | 125 | 56 | 11 |
638 | All this recounting seems to be keeping everyone awake instead. | 1.4062 | 0.05017 | 192 | 137 | 32 | 23 |
639 | I think they found out we've been working for the Melatonin lobby. | 1.4062 | 0.04621 | 192 | 130 | 46 | 16 |
640 | Don’t worry, they have to vote for one of us | 1.4062 | 0.04738 | 192 | 131 | 42 | 17 |
641 | We may have to change our dinner plans. | 1.4062 | 0.04502 | 192 | 127 | 50 | 14 |
642 | We can pull the wool over their eyes for only so long. | 1.4062 | 0.04621 | 192 | 130 | 46 | 16 |
643 | They're fed up with always being counted and no one ever telling them how many of them there are. | 1.4062 | 0.04562 | 192 | 129 | 48 | 15 |
644 | The suits didn't help, they know we're lawyers. | 1.4062 | 0.04379 | 192 | 126 | 54 | 12 |
645 | i may have mentioned herd immunity | 1.4062 | 0.04379 | 192 | 126 | 54 | 12 |
646 | STOP THE COUNT! STOP THE COUNT! STOP THE COUNT! | 1.4062 | 0.04738 | 192 | 132 | 42 | 18 |
647 | I don't understand it either - the focus groups all said they trusted a wolf in a suit. | 1.4062 | 0.04680 | 192 | 131 | 44 | 17 |
648 | They look maaaaaad. | 1.4062 | 0.04907 | 192 | 135 | 36 | 21 |
649 | Don’t concede, Mr. President. You can fleece them through January. | 1.4062 | 0.04738 | 192 | 132 | 42 | 18 |
650 | I knew they would follow, I just didn't know they would organize | 1.4062 | 0.04562 | 192 | 129 | 48 | 15 |
651 | I dont know how many there are - every time I try to count them I doze off | 1.4062 | 0.04738 | 192 | 132 | 42 | 18 |
652 | I told you we shouldn't have fleeced them. | 1.4061 | 0.04761 | 197 | 137 | 40 | 20 |
653 | They think you promised them herd immunity. | 1.4053 | 0.04594 | 190 | 128 | 47 | 15 |
654 | They actually believe it now when someone crys wolf. | 1.4053 | 0.04773 | 190 | 131 | 41 | 18 |
655 | Don't worry, herd immunity will protect us" | 1.4053 | 0.04773 | 190 | 131 | 41 | 18 |
656 | Bo Peep’s missing and of course it’s our fault | 1.4043 | 0.04688 | 188 | 128 | 44 | 16 |
657 | I don’t remember is this where we say stop the count or count the votes | 1.4043 | 0.04565 | 188 | 126 | 48 | 14 |
658 | They say you've been cross-dressing | 1.4043 | 0.04808 | 188 | 130 | 40 | 18 |
659 | What can I say? It was lunchtime. | 1.4041 | 0.04775 | 193 | 134 | 40 | 19 |
660 | Would it have killed you to wear a cotton suit? | 1.4021 | 0.04546 | 189 | 127 | 48 | 14 |
661 | They don't mind if you count them, they just don't like the drooling. | 1.4011 | 0.04703 | 187 | 128 | 43 | 16 |
662 | Jim, those mushrooms we ate have definitely kicked in. | 1.4011 | 0.04763 | 187 | 129 | 41 | 17 |
663 | They think they’re getting fleeced. | 1.4011 | 0.04641 | 187 | 127 | 45 | 15 |
664 | ...and you said I was blowing this whole ‘herd mentality’ out of proportion. | 1.4011 | 0.04703 | 187 | 128 | 43 | 16 |
665 | You wanna just go get pizza instead? | 1.4000 | 0.04675 | 185 | 126 | 44 | 15 |
666 | I know you are tough, but maybe you had better concede this election. | 1.4000 | 0.05210 | 185 | 135 | 26 | 24 |
667 | Just keep telling them you won. Trust me. | 1.4000 | 0.04920 | 185 | 129 | 36 | 19 |
668 | Apparently, elections do have consequences. | 1.4000 | 0.04799 | 185 | 128 | 40 | 17 |
669 | Like I said, it’s not "a wolf in chic clothing." | 1.4000 | 0.04738 | 185 | 127 | 42 | 16 |
670 | They think we're Lawyers! | 1.4000 | 0.04738 | 185 | 127 | 42 | 16 |
671 | They're demanding a profit-shearing plan. | 1.4000 | 0.04738 | 185 | 127 | 42 | 16 |
672 | What can I say? The people don't want our kind in the White House anymore. | 1.4000 | 0.04860 | 185 | 129 | 38 | 18 |
673 | I don’t care how many angry followers you have, you’ve still lost the election. | 1.4000 | 0.04920 | 185 | 130 | 36 | 19 |
674 | What do they mean we are "wolf-splaining?" | 1.4000 | 0.04738 | 185 | 127 | 42 | 16 |
675 | Who knows...maybe they’re all just wolves in sheep’s clothing. | 1.4000 | 0.04675 | 185 | 126 | 44 | 15 |
676 | Next time try a sleeping pill. | 1.4000 | 0.04799 | 185 | 128 | 40 | 17 |
677 | I didn't get a lot of sleep last night. | 1.3989 | 0.04514 | 183 | 122 | 48 | 12 |
678 | It's less about the deception and more about the cultural appropriation. | 1.3989 | 0.04710 | 183 | 125 | 43 | 15 |
679 | If we could just build a wall... Forget straw and sticks. Brick. maybe? | 1.3989 | 0.04836 | 183 | 127 | 39 | 17 |
680 | Let’s demand a recount. Fake sheep. | 1.3989 | 0.04958 | 183 | 129 | 35 | 19 |
681 | No masks?” “They said they’re not sheep.” | 1.3989 | 0.04773 | 183 | 126 | 41 | 16 |
682 | Don’t look now but I think we’re flocked! | 1.3989 | 0.04710 | 183 | 125 | 43 | 15 |
683 | Where’s a darn border collie when you need one? | 1.3989 | 0.04379 | 183 | 120 | 53 | 10 |
684 | Listen to me Mitch; there are 20+ million of them, so if you take away their health care, you're on your own. | 1.3989 | 0.04773 | 183 | 126 | 41 | 16 |
685 | They say, as of today, they're not a herd. They're a union. So I guess no more free lunch. | 1.3989 | 0.04773 | 183 | 126 | 41 | 16 |
686 | They voted for you because you "tell it like it is", and now they're upset that you didn't eat them. | 1.3989 | 0.05195 | 183 | 133 | 27 | 23 |
687 | I think these wool suits were a mistake. | 1.3989 | 0.04646 | 183 | 124 | 45 | 14 |
688 | Tell 'em Fox called it, not us. | 1.3989 | 0.04836 | 183 | 127 | 39 | 17 |
689 | Sir, My advice is to concede and switch back to our sheeps' clothing | 1.3989 | 0.04514 | 183 | 122 | 49 | 12 |
690 | This Trump rally was supposed to begin 2 hours ago! | 1.3989 | 0.04710 | 183 | 125 | 43 | 15 |
691 | All I said was polyester suits don’t itch like wool. | 1.3989 | 0.05137 | 183 | 132 | 29 | 22 |
692 | Herd immunity? Never heard of it. | 1.3989 | 0.04548 | 183 | 125 | 44 | 14 |
693 | They’re demanding we stop counting them. | 1.3989 | 0.04710 | 183 | 125 | 43 | 15 |
694 | We the sheeple? Ewenions? Civwool rights? What are they, US?! | 1.3989 | 0.04710 | 183 | 125 | 43 | 15 |
695 | My mistake, the saying is actually, 'in sheep's clothing', NOT cheap clothing. | 1.3989 | 0.04773 | 183 | 126 | 41 | 16 |
696 | Turns out dressing up as them IS cultural appropriation. | 1.3989 | 0.04836 | 183 | 127 | 39 | 17 |
697 | Think it's too late to pull the wool over their eyes? | 1.3978 | 0.05058 | 181 | 129 | 32 | 20 |
698 | Don’t turn around. I think they recognize us. | 1.3978 | 0.04547 | 181 | 121 | 48 | 12 |
699 | The 99% appear to have organized | 1.3978 | 0.04581 | 181 | 124 | 43 | 14 |
700 | What do they know? They're a bunch of ugly moronic sheep...they're right behind me aren't they? | 1.3978 | 0.04873 | 181 | 126 | 38 | 17 |
701 | I can tell you they don't buy herd immunity for a second | 1.3978 | 0.04873 | 181 | 126 | 38 | 17 |
702 | Perhaps you shouldn’t have worn the wool suit today. | 1.3978 | 0.04809 | 181 | 125 | 40 | 16 |
703 | I could say I've had worse jury pools, but... | 1.3978 | 0.04997 | 181 | 128 | 34 | 19 |
704 | Is it me, or do they all look alike? | 1.3978 | 0.04680 | 181 | 123 | 44 | 14 |
705 | Mutton ventured,mutton gained. | 1.3978 | 0.04873 | 181 | 126 | 38 | 17 |
706 | I'm not sure how many there are. I keep falling asleep before I finish counting. | 1.3978 | 0.04304 | 181 | 130 | 35 | 16 |
707 | Apparently there is a dress code. | 1.3978 | 0.04547 | 181 | 121 | 48 | 12 |
708 | Sir, they say no one sleeps until the count is done | 1.3978 | 0.04680 | 181 | 123 | 44 | 14 |
709 | I think this time they expect us to count all of them. | 1.3978 | 0.04680 | 181 | 123 | 44 | 14 |
710 | They're demanding a recount. | 1.3966 | 0.04846 | 179 | 124 | 39 | 16 |
711 | Their demands are reasonable... but let’s just eat them. | 1.3966 | 0.05037 | 179 | 127 | 33 | 19 |
712 | I don't think they agree with our dinner plans | 1.3966 | 0.04648 | 179 | 121 | 45 | 13 |
713 | So they want us to stop using the term 'herd immunity'? | 1.3966 | 0.04846 | 179 | 124 | 39 | 16 |
714 | I think these cotton suits have got to go. | 1.3966 | 0.04580 | 179 | 120 | 47 | 12 |
715 | Thank God for the electoral college | 1.3966 | 0.04846 | 179 | 124 | 39 | 16 |
716 | Just tell them it's all fake ewes. | 1.3966 | 0.04781 | 179 | 123 | 41 | 15 |
717 | We will prove to the shepherd that there is egregious hatred, bigotry, and violence on many sides. Many sides. | 1.3966 | 0.04370 | 179 | 132 | 29 | 18 |
718 | Do you think it’s the suits? | 1.3966 | 0.03624 | 179 | 125 | 44 | 10 |
719 | It was worth a try, Chad, but sheep's clothing is the standard for a reason. | 1.3966 | 0.04911 | 179 | 125 | 37 | 17 |
720 | It was so much easier before they unionized. | 1.3966 | 0.04911 | 179 | 125 | 37 | 17 |
721 | You lost track again? | 1.3966 | 0.04911 | 179 | 125 | 37 | 17 |
722 | They dont feel heard | 1.3966 | 0.04715 | 179 | 122 | 43 | 14 |
723 | They're on to us | 1.3955 | 0.04818 | 177 | 122 | 40 | 15 |
724 | We just need one of them to believe the votes are fraudulent sir, then they'll all go along with it | 1.3955 | 0.04473 | 177 | 122 | 42 | 13 |
725 | Dude, is that suit polyester? | 1.3955 | 0.04884 | 177 | 123 | 38 | 16 |
726 | Really? A recount? | 1.3955 | 0.04818 | 177 | 122 | 40 | 15 |
727 | Tell them management will recognize the union after the recount is completed . | 1.3955 | 0.04614 | 177 | 119 | 46 | 12 |
728 | Tell them only the shearholders get a vote. | 1.3955 | 0.04683 | 177 | 120 | 44 | 13 |
729 | They won't wear masks and social distancing is out of the question. | 1.3955 | 0.05014 | 177 | 125 | 34 | 18 |
730 | It wasn’t my decision to mow the grass. | 1.3955 | 0.05078 | 177 | 126 | 32 | 19 |
731 | I don’t understand why they are so mad! I mean, we could not have been more transparent in our intentions. | 1.3955 | 0.04683 | 177 | 120 | 44 | 13 |
732 | Thankfully we still got Fox News | 1.3955 | 0.04614 | 177 | 119 | 46 | 12 |
733 | Looks like the sacrificial lamb strategy is a no go Bob | 1.3955 | 0.04884 | 177 | 123 | 38 | 16 |
734 | Sir I don’t think a recount is going to help us here. We’re outnumbered | 1.3955 | 0.03979 | 177 | 128 | 35 | 14 |
735 | It looks like they got a hold of your tax returns, sir. | 1.3955 | 0.04884 | 177 | 123 | 38 | 16 |
736 | Mr. President, I think the Republican herd is starting to see us for who we really are... | 1.3944 | 0.04951 | 180 | 127 | 35 | 18 |
737 | Which one are we doing now? "Stop the count" or "Count the votes"? | 1.3920 | 0.04833 | 176 | 122 | 39 | 15 |
738 | Uh oh, I think the sheep are counting the us to them ratio | 1.3920 | 0.04697 | 176 | 120 | 43 | 13 |
739 | Did you really stand Shari Lewis up last night? | 1.3920 | 0.04833 | 176 | 122 | 39 | 15 |
740 | Of course they have more votes, but we're better lawyers. | 1.3920 | 0.04627 | 176 | 119 | 44 | 12 |
741 | Offer them another fifty cents for four bags full. | 1.3920 | 0.04697 | 176 | 120 | 43 | 13 |
742 | Any idea how many of them are our guys? | 1.3920 | 0.04627 | 176 | 119 | 45 | 12 |
743 | They’re not just numbers. They have names apparently. | 1.3920 | 0.04627 | 176 | 119 | 45 | 12 |
744 | I think they are objecting to your polyester suit. | 1.3920 | 0.04833 | 176 | 122 | 39 | 15 |
745 | ... and the 'herd immunity' thing also seems to have backfired ... | 1.3920 | 0.04900 | 176 | 123 | 37 | 16 |
746 | It was the women in red riding hoods that did us in, sir. | 1.3920 | 0.04900 | 176 | 123 | 37 | 16 |
747 | We’ll classify them as contractors then we won’t have to offer them benefits | 1.3920 | 0.04900 | 176 | 123 | 37 | 16 |
748 | 'Let's face it; we're flocked.' | 1.3908 | 0.05006 | 174 | 123 | 34 | 17 |
749 | I don't think we should have worn wool suits... | 1.3908 | 0.04733 | 174 | 119 | 42 | 13 |
750 | I think they’re beginning to realize they have us outnumbered. | 1.3908 | 0.04871 | 174 | 121 | 38 | 15 |
751 | The flock has spoken. It’s time to concede. | 1.3908 | 0.04871 | 174 | 121 | 38 | 15 |
752 | Polyester, really? | 1.3908 | 0.05137 | 174 | 125 | 30 | 19 |
753 | They want to know what you did with Red Riding Hood. | 1.3908 | 0.05201 | 174 | 126 | 28 | 20 |
754 | They're stockholders, Larry, not sheep. You can't turn your back on them any longer. | 1.3908 | 0.04517 | 174 | 116 | 48 | 10 |
755 | With the right ad campaign I think we can take market share from ‘Angry Birds’. | 1.3908 | 0.04802 | 174 | 120 | 40 | 14 |
756 | For some reason we don't seem to be appealing to rural voters. | 1.3908 | 0.04939 | 174 | 122 | 36 | 16 |
757 | Good thing we have the electoral college | 1.3908 | 0.05006 | 174 | 123 | 34 | 17 |
758 | I knew we shouldn't wear Italian wool. | 1.3895 | 0.05113 | 172 | 123 | 31 | 18 |
759 | Shhh....I think they herd us. | 1.3895 | 0.04769 | 172 | 118 | 41 | 13 |
760 | Don’t look now, but right behind you is breakfast, lunch and dinner for the next three years. | 1.3895 | 0.04910 | 172 | 120 | 37 | 15 |
761 | I know it's a fine point, but they are insisting "flock immunity" and not "herd immunity" should be included in all the Tweets. | 1.3895 | 0.04910 | 172 | 120 | 37 | 15 |
762 | Shall we flip to see who'll be the lone wolf? | 1.3895 | 0.04697 | 172 | 117 | 43 | 12 |
763 | “Over 71 million and counting.” | 1.3895 | 0.05046 | 172 | 122 | 33 | 17 |
764 | I don't think they're falling for it, Mr. Giuliani... | 1.3895 | 0.05245 | 172 | 125 | 27 | 20 |
765 | As your attorney, I'm recommending settlement. | 1.3895 | 0.04840 | 172 | 119 | 39 | 14 |
766 | Nervous? Just imagine them sheared. | 1.3895 | 0.04840 | 172 | 119 | 39 | 14 |
767 | They say they don’t care how long the recount takes - they’re used to being counted. | 1.3895 | 0.05046 | 172 | 122 | 33 | 17 |
768 | Don’t worry, we still have the electoral college. | 1.3895 | 0.05179 | 172 | 124 | 29 | 19 |
769 | The boss tried to count 'em but he fell asleep. | 1.3895 | 0.04625 | 172 | 116 | 45 | 11 |
770 | Dude. Your tail is showing..... | 1.3895 | 0.04979 | 172 | 121 | 35 | 16 |
771 | Whatever you do, don’t count them. | 1.3895 | 0.04840 | 172 | 119 | 39 | 14 |
772 | Wool's not selling, but lamb chops are?" You actually told them that?! I'd be upset, too, in that case | 1.3895 | 0.05113 | 172 | 123 | 31 | 18 |
773 | They’re insisting on changes in management. | 1.3895 | 0.04769 | 172 | 118 | 40 | 13 |
774 | I don't think they believe we are the Brooks brothers. | 1.3895 | 0.05046 | 172 | 122 | 33 | 17 |
775 | How often do I have tell you that “sheeple” is not a woke word? | 1.3895 | 0.04910 | 172 | 120 | 37 | 15 |
776 | Just tell them, 'Alistair', that you'll make their pasture great again, the virus isn't real, and they don't have to wear masks. They'll do anything you say. | 1.3895 | 0.05179 | 172 | 124 | 29 | 19 |
777 | Look sheepish. | 1.3895 | 0.05046 | 172 | 122 | 33 | 17 |
778 | Never, EVER, try pulling the wool over their eyes again! | 1.3895 | 0.04910 | 172 | 120 | 37 | 15 |
779 | It's your howling! It's keeping them up at night. | 1.3895 | 0.04550 | 172 | 115 | 47 | 10 |
780 | Well, sir, the employees don’t like the new uniforms. | 1.3895 | 0.04697 | 172 | 117 | 43 | 12 |
781 | They feel they’re not being herd. | 1.3895 | 0.04840 | 172 | 119 | 39 | 14 |
782 | You told them to stand back and stand by. Now what do you want them to do? | 1.3895 | 0.04979 | 172 | 121 | 35 | 16 |
783 | They're a little insulted you've questioned their counting | 1.3895 | 0.04769 | 172 | 118 | 41 | 13 |
784 | Don't worry, it's the herd mentality... We need to appease only ONE of them. | 1.3886 | 0.04641 | 175 | 119 | 44 | 12 |
785 | They want to see more representation in leadership, an end to the wage gap, and for us to stop eating them... | 1.3886 | 0.04780 | 175 | 121 | 40 | 14 |
786 | This is all Mary’s doing, I’m sure of it! | 1.3886 | 0.04641 | 175 | 119 | 44 | 12 |
787 | Can you believe this isn't the set-up for a Gary Larson cartoon? | 1.3882 | 0.04949 | 170 | 119 | 36 | 15 |
788 | They’re here for the céwe d’état, sir. | 1.3882 | 0.04949 | 170 | 119 | 36 | 15 |
789 | It was just wolf’s lair talk - nobody has more respect for sheep than I do. | 1.3882 | 0.05019 | 170 | 120 | 34 | 16 |
790 | He won in a lamb slide | 1.3882 | 0.04949 | 170 | 119 | 36 | 15 |
791 | I swear, it was consensual. | 1.3869 | 0.04845 | 168 | 116 | 39 | 13 |
792 | I told them about your part in the Shari Lewis “incident” | 1.3869 | 0.04845 | 168 | 116 | 39 | 13 |
793 | There must be a way to count the votes without falling asleep. | 1.3869 | 0.04695 | 168 | 113 | 43 | 11 |
794 | You told me the popular vote doesn't mean anything! | 1.3864 | 0.04826 | 176 | 123 | 38 | 15 |
795 | Yeah, I'm not too crazy about this whole "democracy" thing either. | 1.3864 | 0.04367 | 176 | 119 | 47 | 10 |
796 | I don't have the appetite for this. Let's just fleece them and get out of here | 1.3864 | 0.04959 | 176 | 125 | 34 | 17 |
797 | I think we can expect a hostile takeover. | 1.3864 | 0.04620 | 176 | 120 | 44 | 12 |
798 | We're going to need more mint jelly. | 1.3864 | 0.04959 | 176 | 125 | 34 | 17 |
799 | Do you think they're on to us, Rudy? | 1.3864 | 0.05024 | 176 | 126 | 32 | 18 |
800 | I'm wearing their cousin. | 1.3864 | 0.04826 | 176 | 123 | 38 | 15 |
801 | They refuse to wear masks | 1.3864 | 0.04826 | 176 | 123 | 38 | 15 |
802 | Have you tried Melatonin? | 1.3864 | 0.04620 | 176 | 120 | 44 | 12 |
803 | You'd be pissed off too if I ate your mother." | 1.3864 | 0.04959 | 176 | 125 | 34 | 17 |
804 | The new herd immunity policy is causing concern, and, frankly, eating Hal didn’t help. | 1.3864 | 0.04959 | 176 | 125 | 34 | 17 |
805 | Something tells me the #ewetoo movement isn't going away. | 1.3864 | 0.04826 | 176 | 123 | 38 | 15 |
806 | I told you they talk to each other. | 1.3864 | 0.04893 | 176 | 124 | 36 | 16 |
807 | We don’t have to pretend we care now that they’ve voted for us | 1.3864 | 0.04959 | 176 | 125 | 34 | 17 |
808 | Well if we can't pay them off, could we you know, just eat them? | 1.3864 | 0.04689 | 176 | 121 | 42 | 13 |
809 | Heads, merino. Tails, mutton. | 1.3855 | 0.04958 | 166 | 116 | 36 | 14 |
810 | Screw the election I need to find a way to keep “fleecing “ them to pay for my defense fund! | 1.3855 | 0.05031 | 166 | 117 | 34 | 15 |
811 | Dude,they are so on to us. | 1.3855 | 0.05174 | 166 | 119 | 30 | 17 |
812 | I think they're on to us, Peter. | 1.3855 | 0.05103 | 166 | 118 | 32 | 16 |
813 | OK fine, so this field is taken. There’s a garage up the road—Four Seasons Total Landscaping. | 1.3855 | 0.04884 | 166 | 115 | 38 | 13 |
814 | They're angry again? Just tell them it's the liberal media's fault. That usually works. | 1.3855 | 0.05031 | 166 | 117 | 34 | 15 |
815 | It’s Fake Ewes” | 1.3846 | 0.05036 | 169 | 120 | 33 | 16 |
816 | They’re right behind me, Aren’t they ? | 1.3832 | 0.04785 | 167 | 115 | 40 | 12 |
817 | I mean, you DID mislead them for four years... | 1.3831 | 0.05388 | 154 | 111 | 27 | 16 |
818 | You DID say stand back and stand by, now what? | 1.3831 | 0.05063 | 154 | 107 | 35 | 12 |
819 | Are you saying all these sheep cried “wolf” ? | 1.3818 | 0.04823 | 165 | 114 | 39 | 12 |
820 | You tell them the shuttle isn't coming. | 1.3818 | 0.04423 | 165 | 109 | 49 | 7 |
821 | Time to spin a yarn. | 1.3818 | 0.04899 | 165 | 115 | 37 | 13 |
822 | Frankly, I think their numbers are exaggerated. | 1.3818 | 0.04899 | 165 | 115 | 37 | 13 |
823 | You think they are mad now? Wait until we have them over for dinner. | 1.3818 | 0.04746 | 165 | 113 | 41 | 11 |
824 | They say they just voted us out . | 1.3818 | 0.05048 | 165 | 117 | 33 | 15 |
825 | Don't act natural. | 1.3818 | 0.04667 | 165 | 112 | 43 | 10 |
826 | The Fox told them the other guy won. | 1.3818 | 0.05192 | 165 | 119 | 29 | 17 |
827 | So you're the wolf in sheep's loathing I keep hearing about. | 1.3818 | 0.05120 | 165 | 118 | 31 | 16 |
828 | Let's just tell 'em the three pigs thing is all in the past. Oh and also that little girl and her grandma. | 1.3818 | 0.04823 | 165 | 114 | 39 | 12 |
829 | Apparently, there's a rumor that we are wolves... | 1.3818 | 0.04667 | 165 | 112 | 43 | 10 |
830 | They all voted for Biden and want to know why we're still around ? | 1.3818 | 0.05120 | 165 | 118 | 31 | 16 |
831 | Are they still looking at me? | 1.3818 | 0.04974 | 165 | 116 | 35 | 14 |
832 | So, their case is that wearing their clothing is cultural appropriation. | 1.3818 | 0.05120 | 165 | 118 | 31 | 16 |
833 | How do you know we are outnumbered if we can't count them? | 1.3818 | 0.04899 | 165 | 115 | 37 | 13 |
834 | The pollsters say there are only two or three of them so we have nothing to worry about | 1.3818 | 0.04746 | 165 | 113 | 41 | 11 |
835 | They want to know when this country will finish counting election ballots and get back to counting sheep. | 1.3818 | 0.04974 | 165 | 115 | 35 | 14 |
836 | ' I've counted, and it's a nightmare | 1.3818 | 0.04899 | 165 | 115 | 37 | 13 |
837 | I told each one that she was the only one! | 1.3818 | 0.05048 | 165 | 117 | 33 | 15 |
838 | They seem suspicious of herd immunity. | 1.3818 | 0.04974 | 165 | 116 | 35 | 14 |
839 | Before we go any further I demand a recount. | 1.3818 | 0.04823 | 165 | 114 | 39 | 12 |
840 | How many? I don’t know. Every time I try to count them I end up falling asleep. | 1.3818 | 0.04974 | 165 | 116 | 35 | 14 |
841 | I think we can use them to take over the Republican Party. | 1.3818 | 0.05263 | 165 | 120 | 27 | 18 |
842 | I thought wool suits would be enough to blend in. | 1.3818 | 0.04746 | 165 | 113 | 41 | 11 |
843 | There seems to be a mistake. I asked for lemmings. | 1.3818 | 0.04974 | 165 | 116 | 35 | 14 |
844 | Wow, 'New Yorker' cartoons don't even have black sheep. | 1.3818 | 0.04746 | 165 | 113 | 41 | 11 |
845 | But isn't a wool suit sheep's clothing? | 1.3818 | 0.04746 | 165 | 113 | 41 | 11 |
846 | That, and our lack of empathy. | 1.3818 | 0.05120 | 165 | 118 | 31 | 16 |
847 | OK, they all have their disguises on, now what? | 1.3818 | 0.05048 | 165 | 117 | 33 | 15 |
848 | Just tell them you’re wearing the wool suit ironically | 1.3818 | 0.05048 | 165 | 117 | 33 | 15 |
849 | I think we may have to concede that, technically, the suits belong to them | 1.3818 | 0.04587 | 165 | 111 | 45 | 9 |
850 | They are angry about our new "Black Sheep Matters" policy. | 1.3818 | 0.04974 | 165 | 116 | 35 | 14 |
851 | Probably not a great time to suggest they social distance. | 1.3818 | 0.04899 | 165 | 115 | 37 | 13 |
852 | Don't turn around. I think the Dems are on to us. | 1.3818 | 0.04899 | 165 | 115 | 37 | 13 |
853 | Apparently you ate Lady BaaBaa. | 1.3818 | 0.04974 | 165 | 116 | 35 | 14 |
854 | Since when do we have to count them ? | 1.3818 | 0.04899 | 165 | 115 | 37 | 13 |
855 | Just be yourself and mingle | 1.3818 | 0.04587 | 165 | 111 | 45 | 9 |
856 | No sir, these are not “fake ewes.” | 1.3818 | 0.04746 | 165 | 113 | 41 | 11 |
857 | Sir, it seems these sheep have already been counted. | 1.3818 | 0.04667 | 165 | 112 | 43 | 10 |
858 | I’m sure you meant to say, you are all delightful, but you SAID delicious sir. | 1.3818 | 0.04587 | 165 | 111 | 45 | 9 |
859 | Apparently we can't pull the wool over their eyes | 1.3818 | 0.04899 | 165 | 115 | 37 | 13 |
860 | Well, obviously we didn't pull the wool over their eyes. | 1.3804 | 0.04783 | 163 | 112 | 40 | 11 |
861 | I think we're getting some pushback on herd immunity... | 1.3804 | 0.05015 | 163 | 115 | 34 | 14 |
862 | Since you're counting them to fall asleep each night they want paid overtime. | 1.3804 | 0.04939 | 163 | 114 | 36 | 13 |
863 | It seems that the Me2 movement has found its way to the animal kingdom. | 1.3789 | 0.04822 | 161 | 111 | 39 | 11 |
864 | Great! Now tell them we also promoted the collie. | 1.3789 | 0.04980 | 161 | 113 | 35 | 13 |
865 | Maybe we shouldn't have booked Four Seasons Total Landscaping. | 1.3789 | 0.05057 | 161 | 114 | 33 | 14 |
866 | On the bright side, you'll never have another sleepless night. | 1.3789 | 0.05057 | 161 | 114 | 33 | 14 |
867 | I said dress in ‘sheep’s clothing’ not ‘chic clothing’. | 1.3789 | 0.04980 | 161 | 112 | 32 | 13 |
868 | They demand a recount. | 1.3789 | 0.05134 | 161 | 115 | 31 | 15 |
869 | Herd immunity? | 1.3789 | 0.04980 | 161 | 113 | 35 | 13 |
870 | You better straighten this out. They think 'dyed in the wool' means something more permanent. | 1.3789 | 0.04980 | 161 | 113 | 35 | 13 |
871 | They are not entirely happy with your reluctance to move on. | 1.3789 | 0.04902 | 161 | 112 | 37 | 12 |
872 | They say they're through counting. | 1.3789 | 0.04822 | 161 | 111 | 39 | 11 |
873 | I guess we were suppose to dress like literal sheep and not members of the RNC | 1.3789 | 0.04902 | 161 | 112 | 37 | 12 |
874 | I believe they found out that they outnumber us. | 1.3789 | 0.05057 | 161 | 112 | 31 | 13 |
875 | They heard you talking about herd immunity | 1.3789 | 0.04980 | 161 | 113 | 35 | 13 |
876 | Relax, we just need to recount. | 1.3789 | 0.04980 | 161 | 113 | 35 | 13 |
877 | They said to keep counting. | 1.3789 | 0.04902 | 161 | 112 | 37 | 12 |
878 | Have you tried Ambien? | 1.3789 | 0.04980 | 161 | 113 | 35 | 13 |
879 | I knew allowing union membership was a bad idea | 1.3789 | 0.04080 | 161 | 120 | 28 | 13 |
880 | I’m thinking this flock can’t be fleeced. | 1.3789 | 0.04740 | 161 | 110 | 41 | 10 |
881 | What do we do now? Huff and puff? | 1.3789 | 0.05134 | 161 | 115 | 31 | 15 |
882 | I'm thinking the herd mentality thing was maybe a bad idea. | 1.3789 | 0.05134 | 161 | 115 | 31 | 15 |
883 | No one is sleeping tonight. | 1.3789 | 0.04658 | 161 | 109 | 43 | 9 |
884 | Sir, somehow, after 4 years of devouring their friends and family, they’re upset it won’t continue for 4 more years | 1.3789 | 0.05134 | 161 | 115 | 31 | 15 |
885 | Not sure another recount will make a difference here, Phil. | 1.3789 | 0.04980 | 161 | 113 | 35 | 13 |
886 | If you think they are ticked off about the wool suits, wait until they see what’s for dinner! | 1.3789 | 0.05171 | 161 | 118 | 26 | 17 |
887 | What can I say Mr President, the herd has turned | 1.3789 | 0.05134 | 161 | 115 | 31 | 15 |
888 | Uh-oh. I think they know they’re getting fleeced. | 1.3789 | 0.05209 | 161 | 116 | 29 | 16 |
889 | Are you sure it’s a good idea to stop the count? | 1.3789 | 0.04902 | 161 | 112 | 37 | 12 |
890 | Maybe we shouldn’t have blown that last house down... | 1.3789 | 0.04822 | 161 | 111 | 39 | 11 |
891 | Yes, they’re sheep, but they say they won’t have the wool pulled over their eyes. | 1.3775 | 0.05038 | 151 | 105 | 35 | 11 |
892 | Those sheep are such fucking idiots Barry it’s so funny...oh no they’re right behind me aren’t they? | 1.3774 | 0.05404 | 159 | 117 | 24 | 18 |
893 | Look, they’re literally sheep. Just make something up. The crazier, the better. | 1.3774 | 0.05022 | 159 | 112 | 34 | 13 |
894 | Of course they're mad, they're all wearing the same thing, and some of them, truth be told, don't have the legs for it. | 1.3774 | 0.04942 | 159 | 111 | 36 | 12 |
895 | Nothing to worry about. Just a lot of fake ewes. | 1.3774 | 0.05178 | 159 | 114 | 29 | 15 |
896 | They’re angry you won and also because you ate their candidate. | 1.3774 | 0.05404 | 159 | 117 | 24 | 18 |
897 | Sir, they’re not wearing their masks. | 1.3774 | 0.04861 | 159 | 110 | 38 | 11 |
898 | Gotta make them believe that we’re really sheep in wolves’ clothing | 1.3758 | 0.05257 | 149 | 106 | 30 | 13 |
899 | Ahhh! HERD mentality! | 1.3758 | 0.05343 | 149 | 107 | 28 | 14 |
900 | Don't look now, but I think they just noticed the wool suits. | 1.3758 | 0.05082 | 149 | 104 | 34 | 11 |
901 | Well, these are wool suits. | 1.3758 | 0.04992 | 149 | 103 | 36 | 10 |
902 | I think they've unionized. | 1.3758 | 0.05082 | 149 | 104 | 34 | 11 |
903 | They insist that every one must be counted, even the absentees. | 1.3758 | 0.04817 | 157 | 108 | 39 | 10 |
904 | I think we should have gone with the sheep's clothing | 1.3758 | 0.05301 | 157 | 114 | 27 | 16 |
905 | Well, maybe if we dressed like they do. | 1.3758 | 0.04731 | 157 | 107 | 41 | 9 |
906 | Are they still there? | 1.3758 | 0.05145 | 157 | 112 | 31 | 14 |
907 | They don't seem sheepish to me. | 1.3758 | 0.04984 | 157 | 110 | 35 | 12 |
908 | It’s really quite easy. I simply told them you are here to take away their God, their guns, and their oil. | 1.3758 | 0.04644 | 157 | 106 | 43 | 8 |
909 | Looks like you've got a woke flock on your hands. | 1.3758 | 0.04511 | 157 | 112 | 34 | 11 |
910 | Things were going just fine until you showed up in polyester | 1.3758 | 0.04984 | 157 | 110 | 35 | 12 |
911 | You might want to call Trump. His followers are starting to get restless. | 1.3758 | 0.05065 | 157 | 111 | 33 | 13 |
912 | it appears it is no longer politically correct to state ‘their fleece was white as snow’ | 1.3758 | 0.04817 | 157 | 113 | 31 | 13 |
913 | Well, when I suggested that they shave their legs, they assumed that I liked looking at legs, not eating them. | 1.3758 | 0.05065 | 157 | 111 | 33 | 13 |
914 | Well, does the fact that they are all walking on their hind legs, at least convince you of the seriousness of their concerns? | 1.3758 | 0.05301 | 157 | 114 | 27 | 16 |
915 | They demand to see the manager. Apparently they’ve been fleeced. | 1.3758 | 0.04901 | 157 | 109 | 37 | 11 |
916 | Don’t think we can continue to pull the wool over their eyes, sir. | 1.3758 | 0.04817 | 157 | 108 | 39 | 10 |
917 | You think they saw us? | 1.3758 | 0.04984 | 157 | 110 | 35 | 12 |
918 | Good luck finding the wolf in sheep's clothing. | 1.3758 | 0.04965 | 165 | 117 | 34 | 14 |
919 | It doesn't really work if EVERYBODY is a wolf in sheep's clothing. | 1.3758 | 0.04578 | 165 | 112 | 44 | 9 |
920 | I said "sheep suit," you idiot, not "cheap suit." | 1.3758 | 0.05254 | 165 | 121 | 26 | 18 |
921 | As a wolf of Wall Street, you need to learn to ignore baaack talk. | 1.3758 | 0.04814 | 165 | 115 | 38 | 12 |
922 | They think we ate one of them and demand a recount. | 1.3758 | 0.04965 | 165 | 117 | 34 | 14 |
923 | Relax. They're wolves in sheeps' clothing." | 1.3758 | 0.04965 | 165 | 117 | 34 | 14 |
924 | They're insisting you work remotely | 1.3758 | 0.04064 | 165 | 121 | 32 | 12 |
925 | You forgot to pull the wool over their eyes | 1.3758 | 0.04965 | 165 | 117 | 34 | 14 |
926 | I don't think wolves in Harris tweeds is what they meant. | 1.3758 | 0.04658 | 165 | 113 | 42 | 10 |
927 | You know Mr. President with this many followers, how could you possibly lose. | 1.3758 | 0.04814 | 165 | 115 | 38 | 12 |
928 | They say they're sick of being the only animals we count on. | 1.3758 | 0.04890 | 165 | 115 | 36 | 13 |
929 | Well, Brian, I don’t mind telling you I’m feeling a little sheepish right now | 1.3758 | 0.04736 | 165 | 114 | 40 | 11 |
930 | It was your campaign ad that said defund the fleece. | 1.3758 | 0.04890 | 165 | 116 | 36 | 13 |
931 | Okay, so maybe we start by rephrasing the part about the "sacrificial lamb" | 1.3758 | 0.05039 | 165 | 118 | 32 | 15 |
932 | I didn't think they could organize themselves. Just stay calm, pretend we don't see them, and slowly walk away... | 1.3758 | 0.04965 | 165 | 117 | 34 | 14 |
933 | Watch your back. They found out we're losing federal protection. | 1.3758 | 0.05039 | 165 | 118 | 32 | 15 |
934 | Looking back, we should have built that wall. | 1.3758 | 0.05039 | 165 | 118 | 32 | 15 |
935 | Okay, so they spotted us, but at least these cotton suits breathe. | 1.3750 | 0.04996 | 160 | 113 | 34 | 13 |
936 | You howl at the moon one time and suddenly everyone is against you.” | 1.3742 | 0.05109 | 155 | 110 | 32 | 13 |
937 | Try talking to them again without using the word "muttonhead." | 1.3742 | 0.05190 | 155 | 110 | 30 | 14 |
938 | My bad. But who the hell wears wool in the summertime? | 1.3742 | 0.04769 | 155 | 106 | 40 | 9 |
939 | I’m told Associated Press has called it in their favor! | 1.3742 | 0.05026 | 155 | 109 | 34 | 12 |
940 | I stand corrected: sheep's clothing, not clothing made from sheep. | 1.3742 | 0.05026 | 155 | 109 | 34 | 12 |
941 | I guess we're not getting their votes. | 1.3742 | 0.04769 | 155 | 106 | 40 | 9 |
942 | Maybe it would be better if we weren’t wearing wool suits? | 1.3742 | 0.04590 | 155 | 104 | 44 | 7 |
943 | Is it just me, or do you get a vibe that this crowd has an anti-wolf bias? | 1.3742 | 0.05190 | 155 | 111 | 30 | 14 |
944 | I guess the wool suits don’t go over well, either. | 1.3742 | 0.04769 | 155 | 106 | 40 | 9 |
945 | I told you to delete your tweets about those three pigs... | 1.3742 | 0.05026 | 155 | 109 | 34 | 12 |
946 | Tell them your opponent is a Socialist. | 1.3742 | 0.05026 | 155 | 109 | 34 | 12 |
947 | They're never wolvers. | 1.3742 | 0.05026 | 155 | 109 | 34 | 12 |
948 | Final count, 70million! | 1.3742 | 0.05026 | 155 | 109 | 34 | 12 |
949 | They demand to be herd | 1.3742 | 0.04769 | 155 | 106 | 40 | 9 |
950 | They want us to flock off. | 1.3742 | 0.05109 | 155 | 110 | 32 | 13 |
951 | I thought 100% wool WAS sheep's clothing! | 1.3742 | 0.05026 | 155 | 109 | 34 | 12 |
952 | I think they are going to try to fleece us | 1.3742 | 0.04856 | 155 | 107 | 38 | 10 |
953 | All the sheep are counted and waiting. I suggest you concede. | 1.3742 | 0.05109 | 155 | 110 | 32 | 13 |
954 | Your slogan, Make American's Graze Again, apparently did not go over so well in this county. | 1.3742 | 0.05190 | 155 | 111 | 30 | 14 |
955 | They're upset about something called The Electoral College. | 1.3742 | 0.04856 | 155 | 107 | 38 | 10 |
956 | I told you that they'd notice cashmere clothing. | 1.3742 | 0.05026 | 155 | 109 | 34 | 12 |
957 | It’s easy — just tell them it’s fake news that we’re wolves. | 1.3742 | 0.05026 | 155 | 109 | 34 | 12 |
958 | I'm starting to think "sheep's clothing" is more of a figurative term. | 1.3742 | 0.05026 | 155 | 109 | 34 | 12 |
959 | We've led them this far, just keep telling them you're a vegetarian. | 1.3742 | 0.04681 | 155 | 105 | 42 | 8 |
960 | Why in the world did you get them to stand up for themselves? | 1.3742 | 0.05026 | 155 | 109 | 34 | 12 |
961 | Tell them we'll agree to the profit shearing but not the baa-ck pay. | 1.3742 | 0.04856 | 155 | 107 | 38 | 10 |
962 | Just focus on crowd size. And give them all a red cap. | 1.3742 | 0.05270 | 155 | 111 | 28 | 15 |
963 | I told them we're in sales. | 1.3742 | 0.05270 | 155 | 112 | 28 | 15 |
964 | Brooks Brothers doesn’t carry a border collie suit. | 1.3742 | 0.04942 | 155 | 108 | 36 | 11 |
965 | They decided to unionize. | 1.3742 | 0.05026 | 155 | 109 | 34 | 12 |
966 | Try telling them we're huskies | 1.3742 | 0.04681 | 155 | 105 | 42 | 8 |
967 | I don't think they like our idea of ownership. Now they want rights. | 1.3742 | 0.05026 | 155 | 109 | 34 | 12 |
968 | Bob's the third one from the left but don't make eye contact. | 1.3742 | 0.04942 | 155 | 108 | 36 | 11 |
969 | Sir- we are no longer using the term “flock”. We are instead saying, “ a group of individuals who respond the same way to any stimuli.” | 1.3742 | 0.05026 | 155 | 109 | 34 | 12 |
970 | Maybe the numbers really do matter... | 1.3742 | 0.04856 | 155 | 107 | 38 | 10 |
971 | Sir, I don’t think you’ll be able to pull the wool over their eyes on this one. | 1.3742 | 0.04681 | 155 | 105 | 42 | 8 |
972 | Don’t worry, they’ll forget about all this in 4 years. It’s not like they’re elephants. | 1.3742 | 0.04856 | 155 | 107 | 38 | 10 |
973 | If it makes you feel any better, only one of them is upset with you. | 1.3742 | 0.05026 | 155 | 109 | 34 | 12 |
974 | They said we have to count all of them before we eat any | 1.3742 | 0.04942 | 155 | 108 | 36 | 11 |
975 | Seems like they really took the whole ‘Stop the Count’ thing personally. | 1.3742 | 0.04769 | 155 | 106 | 40 | 9 |
976 | i think karma is coming to get us, greg | 1.3742 | 0.05190 | 155 | 111 | 30 | 14 |
977 | We'll call ourselves 'the silent majority' | 1.3742 | 0.05349 | 155 | 113 | 26 | 16 |
978 | But we need their votes to control the meadow. | 1.3735 | 0.04556 | 166 | 113 | 44 | 9 |
979 | So what happened to the buses this time? | 1.3725 | 0.05154 | 153 | 109 | 31 | 13 |
980 | They don't look sheepish! | 1.3725 | 0.04941 | 153 | 109 | 32 | 12 |
981 | Let’s do it. They won’t suspect a ... they’re right behind me aren’t they? | 1.3725 | 0.05069 | 153 | 108 | 33 | 12 |
982 | We should have worn polyester. | 1.3725 | 0.04718 | 153 | 104 | 41 | 8 |
983 | The only thing they hate more than wolves is corporate sheep. | 1.3725 | 0.05398 | 153 | 112 | 25 | 16 |
984 | I will NOT Concede! | 1.3725 | 0.05236 | 153 | 110 | 29 | 14 |
985 | Baa, baa, baa, baa, baa. I thought it was just idle bleating. | 1.3725 | 0.05069 | 153 | 108 | 33 | 12 |
986 | I’m surprised too. The polls said republicans wouldn’t turn out in large numbers. | 1.3725 | 0.04984 | 153 | 107 | 35 | 11 |
987 | Sheep happens. | 1.3725 | 0.05069 | 153 | 108 | 33 | 12 |
988 | Tails are wagging, Boss. Itching to go home. What do I tell ‘em about Bo Peep? | 1.3725 | 0.04897 | 153 | 106 | 37 | 10 |
989 | So it seems they finally figured out we were lying... | 1.3725 | 0.05154 | 153 | 109 | 31 | 13 |
990 | Are you having the same nightmare I'm having? | 1.3725 | 0.04897 | 153 | 106 | 37 | 10 |
991 | Pizza? | 1.3725 | 0.05154 | 153 | 109 | 31 | 13 |
992 | Now that I think of it. Chicken is a good source of protein. | 1.3725 | 0.05398 | 153 | 112 | 25 | 16 |
993 | Love the suit. Is it all wool? | 1.3725 | 0.04626 | 153 | 103 | 43 | 7 |
994 | They spotted us... | 1.3725 | 0.04984 | 153 | 107 | 35 | 11 |
995 | Four years ago we coulda eaten one when no one was looking, but now they all get counted. | 1.3725 | 0.05318 | 153 | 111 | 27 | 15 |
996 | I accidentally said "herd mentality" instead of "herd immunity." | 1.3725 | 0.05318 | 153 | 111 | 27 | 15 |
997 | They're demanding that you stop counting sheep in Pennsylvania! | 1.3725 | 0.04984 | 153 | 107 | 35 | 11 |
998 | Just tell them you won. | 1.3725 | 0.05069 | 153 | 108 | 33 | 12 |
999 | They're not buying your "flock immunity" promo - they want masks. | 1.3725 | 0.05069 | 153 | 108 | 33 | 12 |
1000 | We may have reached the functional limits of gerrymandering. | 1.3725 | 0.05236 | 153 | 110 | 29 | 14 |
1001 | You shouldn't have worn the wool suit. | 1.3725 | 0.05069 | 153 | 108 | 33 | 12 |
1002 | And so I said “trust me” and they did. | 1.3725 | 0.05154 | 153 | 109 | 31 | 13 |
1003 | We probably should have ditched the suits for sheep's clothing. | 1.3725 | 0.04984 | 153 | 107 | 35 | 11 |
1004 | I told you we'd be the only ones wearing suits | 1.3725 | 0.05069 | 153 | 108 | 33 | 12 |
1005 | What do you say we go elsewhere for dinner? | 1.3725 | 0.04897 | 153 | 106 | 37 | 10 |
1006 | ...Heh, Heh...Heh...We'll market them as Wolfadoodles.... | 1.3725 | 0.04897 | 153 | 106 | 37 | 10 |
1007 | We have to ditch these wool blends. | 1.3725 | 0.04808 | 153 | 105 | 39 | 9 |
1008 | Herman, for God’s sake, stop drooling! | 1.3725 | 0.05236 | 153 | 110 | 29 | 14 |
1009 | It's almost like they know? | 1.3725 | 0.04808 | 153 | 105 | 39 | 9 |
1010 | Careful when you count them , last time I fell asleep on 47 | 1.3725 | 0.04808 | 153 | 105 | 39 | 9 |
1011 | The insomniacs are demanding a sheep recount. | 1.3725 | 0.05236 | 153 | 110 | 29 | 14 |
1012 | We should have stuck with the sheep’s clothing | 1.3725 | 0.04897 | 153 | 106 | 37 | 10 |
1013 | You know that if you keep calling wolf over and over, nobody's going to trust you, right? | 1.3725 | 0.05069 | 153 | 108 | 33 | 12 |
1014 | Since I got fired from my last job, I'm training to become a metaphor. | 1.3709 | 0.05114 | 151 | 107 | 32 | 12 |
1015 | Not only is this my dream job, I'm well suited for it. | 1.3709 | 0.05199 | 151 | 108 | 30 | 13 |
1016 | I’m telling you, Fox is having the same problem over at the henhouse. | 1.3709 | 0.04938 | 151 | 105 | 36 | 10 |
1017 | ...and the funniest part is, they believe the government is here to help them. | 1.3709 | 0.05367 | 151 | 110 | 26 | 15 |
1018 | Just count them and get some sleep. | 1.3709 | 0.04756 | 151 | 103 | 40 | 8 |
1019 | I told you--we should have come in sheep's clothing. | 1.3709 | 0.04756 | 151 | 103 | 40 | 8 |
1020 | You just had to wear a wool suit. | 1.3709 | 0.05114 | 151 | 107 | 32 | 12 |
1021 | It feels good to be back in my regular clothes. | 1.3709 | 0.04756 | 151 | 103 | 40 | 7 |
1022 | They agree to social distance if you'll wear a mask. | 1.3709 | 0.05114 | 151 | 107 | 32 | 12 |
1023 | Apparently a wool suit doesn't qualify as sheep's clothing | 1.3709 | 0.05027 | 151 | 106 | 34 | 11 |
1024 | This is when you decide to go with your “lucky” wool suit?! | 1.3709 | 0.05199 | 151 | 108 | 30 | 13 |
1025 | Apparently my suit is only 30% wool. | 1.3709 | 0.05027 | 151 | 106 | 34 | 11 |
1026 | I think they can tell it's a polyester blend... | 1.3709 | 0.05284 | 151 | 109 | 28 | 14 |
1027 | Relax! We're still the Ruling Minority. | 1.3709 | 0.05027 | 151 | 106 | 34 | 11 |
1028 | They say they will no longer agree to the killing and eating them part of our contract. | 1.3709 | 0.05114 | 151 | 107 | 32 | 12 |
1029 | They say they’ve reached flock immunity. | 1.3709 | 0.05367 | 151 | 110 | 26 | 15 |
1030 | 'I don't think they're buying the whole 'wool inspector' thing.' | 1.3709 | 0.05027 | 151 | 106 | 34 | 11 |
1031 | I suggest you demand a recount. | 1.3709 | 0.04938 | 151 | 105 | 36 | 10 |
1032 | Well, they figured out that worsted woll is technically “sheep’s clothing” | 1.3709 | 0.04756 | 151 | 108 | 32 | 11 |
1033 | See? I told you they'd follow wherever I lead... they're Republicans! | 1.3709 | 0.05448 | 151 | 111 | 24 | 16 |
1034 | I’m counting on you not yo loose sleep over the situation. | 1.3709 | 0.04848 | 151 | 104 | 38 | 9 |
1035 | The numbers looked much better for us when I stopped counting. | 1.3709 | 0.05284 | 151 | 109 | 28 | 14 |
1036 | I hate it when they unionize. | 1.3709 | 0.05114 | 151 | 107 | 32 | 12 |
1037 | I didn’t know it was casual Friday! | 1.3709 | 0.05114 | 151 | 107 | 32 | 12 |
1038 | They just heard they're not immune. | 1.3709 | 0.05027 | 151 | 106 | 34 | 11 |
1039 | Just say, "It is what it is," and run for it. | 1.3709 | 0.05114 | 151 | 107 | 32 | 12 |
1040 | They don’t want to do a recount. | 1.3709 | 0.04938 | 151 | 105 | 36 | 10 |
1041 | Well..this is baaaaad...really baaaaaad | 1.3709 | 0.05284 | 151 | 109 | 28 | 14 |
1042 | Look boss, they say they are tired of being fleeced and won’t negotiate anymore. | 1.3709 | 0.04756 | 151 | 103 | 40 | 8 |
1043 | I don’t think they are fooled by your cashmere jacket | 1.3709 | 0.03830 | 151 | 109 | 34 | 8 |
1044 | I told you the polls weren't right. | 1.3701 | 0.04693 | 154 | 104 | 39 | 8 |
1045 | I think we're flocked | 1.3701 | 0.04693 | 154 | 105 | 41 | 8 |
1046 | Sir, the sheeple have woken up and realized that we’ve been wearing their clothes. They say they want them back. | 1.3701 | 0.05208 | 154 | 111 | 29 | 14 |
1047 | I told you there was a difference between sheep's clothing and wool suits | 1.3691 | 0.05246 | 149 | 107 | 29 | 13 |
1048 | Just tell them it's the farmer who's actually been fleecing them. | 1.3691 | 0.04888 | 149 | 103 | 37 | 9 |
1049 | Sir, I’m afraid we’ve got a Grassroots Movement on our hands. | 1.3691 | 0.04795 | 149 | 102 | 39 | 8 |
1050 | They're tired of being fleeced. | 1.3667 | 0.04769 | 150 | 103 | 39 | 8 |
1051 | Just tell them we'll make herding great again. | 1.3667 | 0.05468 | 150 | 111 | 23 | 16 |
1052 | I think we misunderstood. It’s gotta be “A wolf in *sheep’s* clothing” not “*cheap* clothing.” | 1.3667 | 0.05043 | 150 | 106 | 33 | 11 |
1053 | Don't look, but I think they're on to us. | 1.3667 | 0.04953 | 150 | 105 | 35 | 10 |
1054 | You really need to do something about your insomnia. | 1.3667 | 0.05217 | 150 | 108 | 29 | 13 |
1055 | They're not buying it. You herd them! | 1.3667 | 0.05131 | 150 | 107 | 31 | 12 |
1056 | They do have a point. | 1.3667 | 0.05043 | 150 | 106 | 33 | 11 |
1057 | Do you think it's the wool suits ? | 1.3667 | 0.04862 | 150 | 104 | 37 | 9 |
1058 | The consultants say we should phase out eating the Employee of the Month. | 1.3667 | 0.05043 | 150 | 106 | 33 | 11 |
1059 | Sheep lives matter | 1.3667 | 0.05131 | 150 | 107 | 31 | 12 |
1060 | They want a collective baa-rgaining agreement. | 1.3667 | 0.04953 | 150 | 105 | 35 | 10 |
1061 | Obviously they're upset. 'Herd Mentality' is condescending. Better to rephrase it as 'Wisdom of the Crowd'. | 1.3667 | 0.05217 | 150 | 108 | 29 | 13 |
1062 | Whatever you do, don’t cry wolf. | 1.3667 | 0.04953 | 150 | 105 | 35 | 10 |
1063 | They all look alike to me. | 1.3667 | 0.05131 | 150 | 107 | 31 | 12 |
1064 | I told them that I won, so I'm sure that's the end of it. | 1.3667 | 0.05217 | 150 | 108 | 29 | 13 |
1065 | They are all demanding to know what's for dinner. Do you want to tell them? | 1.3667 | 0.05131 | 150 | 107 | 31 | 12 |
1066 | They want you to leave. | 1.3667 | 0.05043 | 150 | 106 | 33 | 11 |
1067 | Why are they all looking at me like that? Only my socks are wool. | 1.3667 | 0.05217 | 150 | 108 | 29 | 13 |
1068 | I told you we'd stand out if we didn't follow dress code. | 1.3667 | 0.05043 | 150 | 106 | 33 | 11 |
1069 | The votes have been counted, you are no longer the Wolf of Wool Street. | 1.3667 | 0.05302 | 150 | 109 | 27 | 14 |
1070 | Should we tell them about social distancing ? | 1.3667 | 0.05302 | 150 | 109 | 27 | 14 |
1071 | These sheep are so gullible they’re practically people. | 1.3667 | 0.04953 | 150 | 105 | 35 | 10 |
1072 | I think they’ve realized that our agenda is not in their best interests. | 1.3667 | 0.05217 | 150 | 108 | 29 | 13 |
1073 | Of course the election wasn't rigged, but don't tell THEM that. | 1.3667 | 0.05131 | 150 | 107 | 31 | 12 |
1074 | Good thing we still have the electoral college. | 1.3667 | 0.05131 | 150 | 107 | 31 | 12 |
1075 | You cried once too often. | 1.3667 | 0.05131 | 150 | 107 | 31 | 12 |
1076 | We can't fool all the sheep all the time. | 1.3667 | 0.05131 | 150 | 107 | 31 | 12 |
1077 | I told them shearing is no longer covered in the HMO. | 1.3667 | 0.04953 | 150 | 105 | 35 | 10 |
1078 | All the angry sheeple, where do the all come from? | 1.3667 | 0.05043 | 150 | 106 | 33 | 11 |
1079 | Maybe it's time to call Guliani? | 1.3667 | 0.05217 | 150 | 108 | 29 | 13 |
1080 | If you think this is bad, you should see how things are going over at the henhouse. | 1.3667 | 0.05043 | 150 | 106 | 33 | 11 |
1081 | They’re furious because the counters keep falling asleep... | 1.3667 | 0.04769 | 150 | 103 | 39 | 8 |
1082 | They're right behind me aren't they... | 1.3667 | 0.04674 | 150 | 102 | 41 | 7 |
1083 | I say we ask them to socially distance | 1.3667 | 0.04769 | 150 | 103 | 39 | 8 |
1084 | They told me that they were offended by your sheepish grin. | 1.3649 | 0.05176 | 148 | 106 | 30 | 12 |
1085 | I think they're on to us, I told you we shouldn't have gone with the wool blend. | 1.3649 | 0.05176 | 148 | 106 | 30 | 12 |
1086 | Now is not the time to cry wolf. | 1.3649 | 0.05265 | 148 | 107 | 28 | 13 |
1087 | The sheeple have spoken, sir. | 1.3649 | 0.05265 | 148 | 107 | 28 | 13 |
1088 | Your suit, foreign wool, really? | 1.3649 | 0.03732 | 148 | 107 | 34 | 7 |
1089 | They do outnumber us, but I'd like to pursue our legal challenges before conceding. | 1.3649 | 0.04808 | 148 | 102 | 38 | 8 |
1090 | Yes, they all want to sue Donald for sexual harassment! | 1.3649 | 0.05265 | 148 | 107 | 28 | 13 |
1091 | I think the sheep just hit the fan | 1.3649 | 0.05176 | 148 | 106 | 30 | 12 |
1092 | You know, Big Bad, I'm starting to think it's time to head for the hills. | 1.3649 | 0.05351 | 148 | 108 | 26 | 14 |
1093 | Personally, I think this whole “Me Too” thing will blow over soon. | 1.3649 | 0.05176 | 148 | 106 | 30 | 12 |
1094 | That’s my base. | 1.3649 | 0.05087 | 148 | 105 | 32 | 11 |
1095 | Just tell them I would never pull the wool over their eyes. | 1.3649 | 0.04712 | 148 | 101 | 40 | 7 |
1096 | We’re clearly outnumbered – I say we let them unionize. | 1.3649 | 0.04808 | 148 | 102 | 38 | 8 |
1097 | They say you have to stop busting their chops. | 1.3649 | 0.05176 | 148 | 106 | 30 | 12 |
1098 | Don’t look know, but I think it’s an All You Can Eat Buffet! | 1.3649 | 0.05087 | 148 | 105 | 32 | 11 |
1099 | You can fool some of ewes some of the time | 1.3649 | 0.04996 | 148 | 104 | 34 | 10 |
1100 | Uh oh. Looks like we're flocked. | 1.3649 | 0.05176 | 148 | 106 | 30 | 12 |
1101 | You said, "This is sheep's clothing. Mingle," you said. | 1.3649 | 0.04808 | 148 | 102 | 38 | 8 |
1102 | Just tell them herd immunity’s gotta kick in by 2022. | 1.3649 | 0.05351 | 148 | 108 | 26 | 14 |
1103 | I think you better concede sir | 1.3649 | 0.04996 | 148 | 104 | 34 | 10 |
1104 | If you get nervous,just picture them naked. | 1.3649 | 0.05265 | 148 | 107 | 28 | 13 |
1105 | You know,Vinny,sometimes I think you’re stupid. Wool suits are not sheep’s clothing. | 1.3649 | 0.04712 | 148 | 106 | 32 | 10 |
1106 | We were doing just fine in sheep's clothing but, no, you had to have a more corporate look. | 1.3649 | 0.05087 | 148 | 105 | 32 | 11 |
1107 | They can be mad as hell but we'll just shear them again, and again, and again. | 1.3649 | 0.05351 | 148 | 108 | 26 | 14 |
1108 | I guess they' won't go for yet another recount. | 1.3649 | 0.04996 | 148 | 104 | 34 | 10 |
1109 | “Don’t look now but it’s the GOP .” | 1.3649 | 0.05520 | 148 | 110 | 22 | 16 |
1110 | Geez-- I was only joking about naming our new farming venture "all ewe can eat. | 1.3649 | 0.04808 | 148 | 102 | 38 | 8 |
1111 | How in hell can I know which one is Wolf Blitzer? | 1.3649 | 0.05265 | 148 | 107 | 28 | 13 |
1112 | Apparently, they’re demanding a re-count... | 1.3649 | 0.04996 | 148 | 104 | 34 | 10 |
1113 | I suggest you concede. | 1.3649 | 0.04903 | 148 | 103 | 36 | 9 |
1114 | Easy, they will follow me anywhere! I’ll just pretend to be Trump. | 1.3649 | 0.05176 | 148 | 105 | 30 | 12 |
1115 | Letting them unionize was a mistake... | 1.3649 | 0.04808 | 148 | 102 | 38 | 8 |
1116 | They prefer not to be called sheeple. | 1.3649 | 0.04712 | 148 | 101 | 40 | 7 |
1117 | Look, just tell them we're lowering their taxes and putting a wolf on every corner... you, know, for their protection. They'll buy it. | 1.3649 | 0.05265 | 148 | 107 | 28 | 13 |
1118 | Just ignore them, the new guy will deal with them | 1.3649 | 0.04996 | 148 | 104 | 34 | 10 |
1119 | Relax, they’re our guys in sheep’s clothes. | 1.3649 | 0.05176 | 148 | 106 | 30 | 12 |
1120 | Just demand a recount and they‘ll fall asleep. | 1.3649 | 0.04996 | 148 | 104 | 34 | 10 |
1121 | Let’s just tell them Covid is a Democratic hoax. They’ll believe anything. | 1.3649 | 0.05351 | 148 | 108 | 26 | 14 |
1122 | They’d like you to actually concede. | 1.3649 | 0.04996 | 148 | 103 | 34 | 10 |
1123 | We could just eat them. | 1.3649 | 0.05176 | 148 | 106 | 30 | 12 |
1124 | I have a plan. Let’s tell them we will ‘Make the Prairie Great Again!’ | 1.3642 | 0.04744 | 151 | 104 | 39 | 8 |
1125 | Run. | 1.3630 | 0.05132 | 146 | 104 | 31 | 11 |
1126 | I’ve tried being nice. Just last week I brought one of lambs home for dinner. | 1.3630 | 0.05488 | 146 | 108 | 23 | 15 |
1127 | I simply asked them if they like my mutton chops. | 1.3630 | 0.05039 | 146 | 103 | 33 | 10 |
1128 | They all voted - now what? | 1.3630 | 0.04945 | 146 | 102 | 35 | 9 |
1129 | I told you we should have gone with polyester suits. | 1.3630 | 0.05313 | 146 | 106 | 27 | 13 |
1130 | Looks like a Gandhi-style protest to me....and he won! | 1.3630 | 0.05223 | 146 | 105 | 29 | 12 |
1131 | Mitch says he's not going to concede. The party line is "We Won!" | 1.3630 | 0.05223 | 146 | 105 | 29 | 12 |
1132 | I know they’re sheep, but can we pull the wool over ALL of their eyes? | 1.3630 | 0.05132 | 146 | 104 | 31 | 11 |
1133 | Uh-oh. I feel like a sheepish wolf in clothing. | 1.3630 | 0.04945 | 146 | 102 | 35 | 9 |
1134 | Look, we're predators. Formal arbitration won't work. | 1.3630 | 0.04750 | 146 | 100 | 39 | 7 |
1135 | There have been some mixed reactions to our "feed the wolves" campaign. | 1.3630 | 0.04945 | 146 | 102 | 35 | 9 |
1136 | I think they're on to us. Should we tell them we're from the government and just want to help? | 1.3630 | 0.04945 | 146 | 102 | 35 | 9 |
1137 | Tell them I may be big, but I'm not bad. | 1.3630 | 0.05039 | 146 | 103 | 33 | 10 |
1138 | Wait, wait, are they still looking? | 1.3630 | 0.05132 | 146 | 104 | 31 | 11 |
1139 | I told you the 99% were not happy | 1.3630 | 0.05132 | 146 | 104 | 31 | 11 |
1140 | We tried to pull the wool over their eyes. Now what? | 1.3630 | 0.05132 | 146 | 103 | 31 | 10 |
1141 | It was at this moment they found out that no matter how famous you are, you can’t just “grab them by the wool”. | 1.3630 | 0.05313 | 146 | 106 | 27 | 13 |
1142 | Ok Mr. President, we’ve gotten them to believe there was widespread election fraud. What’s next? | 1.3630 | 0.05313 | 146 | 106 | 27 | 13 |
1143 | I may have insomnia | 1.3630 | 0.04750 | 146 | 100 | 39 | 7 |
1144 | Alright, Rudy, let’s get out of here | 1.3624 | 0.05014 | 149 | 113 | 21 | 15 |
1145 | When you really think about it, who cares what they think? | 1.3611 | 0.05179 | 144 | 103 | 30 | 11 |
1146 | I’m beginning to think your constituents feel that you’re not representing their best interests. | 1.3611 | 0.05363 | 144 | 105 | 26 | 13 |
1147 | Bad news, sir - they just figured out ‘trickle down’ economics. | 1.3611 | 0.05628 | 144 | 108 | 20 | 16 |
1148 | Hey, it's been four years since they've had to think for themselves. They're just mad they don't get to go to prison with you. | 1.3605 | 0.05283 | 147 | 107 | 27 | 13 |
1149 | Time for a concession speech.” | 1.3592 | 0.04829 | 142 | 98 | 37 | 7 |
1150 | Looks like you won't get another four years. | 1.3592 | 0.05130 | 142 | 101 | 31 | 10 |
1151 | I too equated sheep's clothing with a wool suit | 1.3592 | 0.05321 | 142 | 103 | 27 | 12 |
1152 | The thrill of the chase was apparently one-sided | 1.3592 | 0.05321 | 142 | 103 | 27 | 12 |
1153 | Well, we could eat one, and see what happens. | 1.3592 | 0.05130 | 142 | 101 | 31 | 10 |
1154 | Tell them their tender feelings are on the top of our menu... er, agenda. | 1.3592 | 0.05321 | 142 | 103 | 27 | 12 |
1155 | As your lawyer, I recommend getting the flock out of here. | 1.3592 | 0.05031 | 142 | 100 | 33 | 9 |
1156 | It’s shear madness, man. | 1.3592 | 0.05031 | 142 | 100 | 33 | 9 |
1157 | I told you to tuck your tail in. Now they're on to us! | 1.3592 | 0.05226 | 142 | 102 | 29 | 11 |
1158 | I’m still not tired. Tell them to jump the gate again | 1.3592 | 0.04981 | 142 | 102 | 30 | 10 |
1159 | It's great they all watch Fox news | 1.3592 | 0.05226 | 142 | 102 | 29 | 11 |
1160 | I believe we have riled up our base! | 1.3592 | 0.04777 | 142 | 105 | 26 | 11 |
1161 | You have a spot of mint jelly on your tie. | 1.3592 | 0.05414 | 142 | 104 | 25 | 13 |
1162 | They think we fleeced them. | 1.3592 | 0.05031 | 142 | 100 | 33 | 9 |
1163 | Herd immunity? No, looks like shear madness to me. | 1.3592 | 0.05321 | 142 | 103 | 27 | 12 |
1164 | Quite frankly, we're flocked. | 1.3592 | 0.04931 | 142 | 104 | 27 | 11 |
1165 | Let’s just vilify the black sheep until the flock forgets that we’re the predators. | 1.3592 | 0.05130 | 142 | 101 | 31 | 10 |
1166 | they refuse to accept the new shepherd | 1.3592 | 0.05226 | 142 | 102 | 29 | 11 |
1167 | It used to be relaxing. Now they're "woke". | 1.3592 | 0.05031 | 142 | 100 | 33 | 9 |
1168 | Since when do sheep count? | 1.3592 | 0.05031 | 142 | 100 | 33 | 9 |
1169 | Between the two of us, we could fleece this crowd. | 1.3592 | 0.05226 | 142 | 102 | 29 | 11 |
1170 | I've told them over and over again that we're wearing polyester. So what's their problem? | 1.3592 | 0.04931 | 142 | 99 | 35 | 8 |
1171 | I told you not to allow them to organize. | 1.3592 | 0.05130 | 142 | 101 | 31 | 10 |
1172 | I couldn't get to sleep last night. | 1.3592 | 0.05130 | 142 | 101 | 31 | 10 |
1173 | I don't get it. They keep baaing, "Me, t'ewe". | 1.3592 | 0.05031 | 142 | 100 | 33 | 9 |
1174 | They think there's safety in numbers, but they're wrong. | 1.3592 | 0.05226 | 142 | 102 | 29 | 11 |
1175 | We’re vastly outnumbered, and besides, I’m not very hungry | 1.3592 | 0.04829 | 142 | 98 | 37 | 7 |
1176 | Apparently these sheeple are not as gullible as we were lead to believe. | 1.3592 | 0.04931 | 142 | 99 | 35 | 8 |
1177 | I didn’t think they’d follow us this far. | 1.3592 | 0.04931 | 142 | 99 | 35 | 8 |
1178 | If we had an electoral college this majority wouldn't have mattered. | 1.3592 | 0.05274 | 142 | 105 | 24 | 13 |
1179 | They say they have no recollection of promising one to the little boy who lives down the lane | 1.3592 | 0.04829 | 142 | 98 | 37 | 7 |
1180 | So, tell’em you were just kidding about fleecing them for the holidays. | 1.3592 | 0.05595 | 142 | 106 | 21 | 15 |
1181 | Just fire the lead sheep and promote the one that supports today's conspiracy theory with the most enthusiasm. | 1.3592 | 0.05414 | 142 | 104 | 25 | 13 |
1182 | Seems as if they’ll be revolting against Fox News now... | 1.3592 | 0.05414 | 142 | 104 | 25 | 13 |
1183 | How do we tell them that the only real hoax was when we convinced them everything was a hoax? | 1.3592 | 0.05226 | 142 | 102 | 29 | 11 |
1184 | Is it the suit? | 1.3592 | 0.05414 | 142 | 104 | 25 | 13 |
1185 | Going forward, let's skip the "my little lamb chop" endearment. | 1.3586 | 0.05055 | 145 | 103 | 32 | 10 |
1186 | They’re questioning whether management represents their interests. | 1.3571 | 0.05371 | 140 | 102 | 26 | 12 |
1187 | Let's just hope they're wolves in sheep's clothing" | 1.3571 | 0.05176 | 140 | 100 | 30 | 10 |
1188 | Frankly, it's fake ewes. | 1.3571 | 0.05176 | 140 | 100 | 30 | 10 |
1189 | When the boss told us sheep's clothing would fool them, I thought he meant a wool suit. | 1.3571 | 0.04974 | 140 | 98 | 34 | 8 |
1190 | They're angry because they've suddenly lost their dream job. | 1.3571 | 0.05275 | 140 | 101 | 28 | 11 |
1191 | President Trump, your supporters are angry about the election and are waiting to be told what to do. | 1.3571 | 0.05651 | 140 | 105 | 20 | 15 |
1192 | This is going to be a tough crowd to fleece. | 1.3571 | 0.05176 | 140 | 100 | 30 | 10 |
1193 | I thought this was sheep's clothing. | 1.3571 | 0.05076 | 140 | 99 | 32 | 9 |
1194 | Apparently I ate one of their friends. | 1.3571 | 0.05371 | 140 | 102 | 26 | 12 |
1195 | What do you mean people can't sleep? | 1.3571 | 0.05559 | 140 | 104 | 22 | 14 |
1196 | Relax, they’re just wolves in sheep’s clothing. | 1.3571 | 0.05466 | 140 | 103 | 24 | 13 |
1197 | It’s called “herd impunity”. | 1.3571 | 0.05176 | 140 | 100 | 30 | 10 |
1198 | You ate the missing one? | 1.3571 | 0.05176 | 140 | 100 | 30 | 10 |
1199 | Yes, I see now that "to bear arms" has several meanings. | 1.3571 | 0.05176 | 140 | 100 | 30 | 10 |
1200 | I wouldn't use any sleep aids tonight. | 1.3571 | 0.05559 | 140 | 104 | 22 | 14 |
1201 | Apparently they were all fleeced by the Wolf of Wool Street. | 1.3571 | 0.05176 | 140 | 100 | 30 | 10 |
1202 | So... You think we’re busted? | 1.3571 | 0.04974 | 140 | 98 | 34 | 8 |
1203 | I don’t think they’re buying the herd immunity approach | 1.3571 | 0.05275 | 140 | 101 | 28 | 11 |
1204 | Ewenionize?! I think not. | 1.3571 | 0.05176 | 140 | 100 | 30 | 10 |
1205 | Should have gone for lamb's wool instead of shark skin... | 1.3571 | 0.05275 | 140 | 100 | 28 | 11 |
1206 | Do you think they know this suit is linen, not wool? | 1.3571 | 0.04654 | 140 | 95 | 40 | 5 |
1207 | To hold the Senate we just need to keep duping all those rural White voters. | 1.3571 | 0.05466 | 140 | 103 | 24 | 13 |
1208 | OK, I give up how many? | 1.3571 | 0.05466 | 140 | 103 | 24 | 13 |
1209 | I don't know if 'I have a bone to pick with some of you' was the best way to phrase it. | 1.3571 | 0.05371 | 140 | 102 | 26 | 12 |
1210 | You still think it's good we gave up our sheep's clothing? | 1.3571 | 0.05371 | 140 | 102 | 26 | 12 |
1211 | This looks baad. | 1.3571 | 0.05466 | 140 | 103 | 24 | 12 |
1212 | They've made the mistake of thinking this is a democracy. | 1.3571 | 0.05076 | 140 | 99 | 32 | 9 |
1213 | We have a credibility problem. | 1.3571 | 0.05076 | 140 | 99 | 32 | 9 |
1214 | It's not my fault the stores are all out of sheep's clothing. | 1.3571 | 0.05176 | 140 | 100 | 30 | 10 |
1215 | The Republican Congressional caucus wants to know what to do next. | 1.3571 | 0.05076 | 140 | 99 | 32 | 9 |
1216 | When I said no amount of sheep standing on their hind legs would make me settle, I meant it. | 1.3571 | 0.04974 | 140 | 98 | 34 | 8 |
1217 | Trump, stop pulling the wool over my eyes. You lost the election! | 1.3571 | 0.05830 | 140 | 107 | 16 | 17 |
1218 | The union's demands are bordering on shear madness. | 1.3571 | 0.05275 | 140 | 101 | 28 | 11 |
1219 | They said no recount. | 1.3571 | 0.05371 | 140 | 102 | 25 | 12 |
1220 | They’re only mad because we look better in wool than they do. | 1.3571 | 0.05275 | 140 | 101 | 28 | 11 |
1221 | We should split up. | 1.3571 | 0.05371 | 140 | 102 | 26 | 12 |
1222 | Now you see how my idea of wearing sheep’s clothing was the superior one? | 1.3571 | 0.05371 | 140 | 102 | 26 | 12 |
1223 | I don’t think moving to New Zealand is an option Dave. | 1.3571 | 0.04709 | 140 | 103 | 27 | 10 |
1224 | Apparently they're mad about the results but let's face it: who could count sheep and not fall asleep? | 1.3571 | 0.04869 | 140 | 97 | 36 | 7 |
1225 | I told them they are no longer employees, but independent contractors. Shearing is on their own dime now. | 1.3571 | 0.05371 | 140 | 102 | 26 | 12 |
1226 | I think you should concede; They've moved to arms akimbo. | 1.3551 | 0.05122 | 138 | 98 | 31 | 9 |
1227 | We should have gone with a wool blend. | 1.3551 | 0.04911 | 138 | 96 | 35 | 7 |
1228 | No, I don't know who gave each of them a copy of Marx. | 1.3551 | 0.05423 | 138 | 101 | 25 | 12 |
1229 | I’d cry wolf, but I think we’re outnumbered. | 1.3551 | 0.05224 | 138 | 99 | 29 | 10 |
1230 | It's no use, they've formed a union. | 1.3551 | 0.05018 | 138 | 97 | 33 | 8 |
1231 | It seems they're not getting the respect they deserve. | 1.3551 | 0.04802 | 138 | 95 | 37 | 6 |
1232 | No more cloning. | 1.3551 | 0.05122 | 138 | 98 | 31 | 9 |
1233 | They're waiting for Trump's next order | 1.3551 | 0.05018 | 138 | 97 | 33 | 8 |
1234 | Please tell me these suits aren't @$!#*% wool. | 1.3551 | 0.05122 | 138 | 98 | 31 | 9 |
1235 | They want overtime until the inauguration. No one is sleeping. | 1.3551 | 0.05520 | 138 | 102 | 23 | 13 |
1236 | At least, we have the Electoral College. | 1.3551 | 0.05325 | 138 | 100 | 27 | 11 |
1237 | They want to know when they get their red MAGA hats. | 1.3551 | 0.05615 | 138 | 103 | 21 | 14 |
1238 | I tried to explain, it’s not sheep’s clothing, it’s wool. | 1.3551 | 0.05018 | 138 | 97 | 33 | 8 |
1239 | They've been jumping all night. Now they want a recount. | 1.3551 | 0.05423 | 138 | 106 | 17 | 15 |
1240 | They think that Little Bo Peep is getting too much money. | 1.3551 | 0.05122 | 138 | 98 | 31 | 9 |
1241 | Tell them they'll be fine. Herd immunity! | 1.3551 | 0.05122 | 138 | 98 | 31 | 9 |
1242 | I told you a wool suit wasn’t the same thing! | 1.3551 | 0.04577 | 138 | 93 | 41 | 4 |
1243 | The uniforms are perfect! I think they're ready. | 1.3551 | 0.05708 | 138 | 104 | 19 | 15 |
1244 | These are our deplorables; they’re easy to herd and easily convinced you’re a sheep in wolf’s clothing | 1.3551 | 0.05520 | 138 | 97 | 23 | 13 |
1245 | Bad news. Class action suit | 1.3551 | 0.05224 | 138 | 99 | 29 | 10 |
1246 | you’re claiming a miscount? | 1.3551 | 0.05122 | 138 | 98 | 31 | 9 |
1247 | If you count the black sheep, I easily win | 1.3551 | 0.05122 | 138 | 98 | 31 | 9 |
1248 | Don't worry. Now there's plenty of wool to pull over their eyes. | 1.3551 | 0.05423 | 138 | 101 | 25 | 12 |
1249 | Oh, crap. They developed class consciousness. | 1.3551 | 0.04802 | 138 | 95 | 37 | 6 |
1250 | Sir, I sense an ever so slightly growing dissatisfaction with our leadership... | 1.3551 | 0.04911 | 138 | 96 | 35 | 7 |
1251 | They claim there’s more of them than us, but how can we know without a certified recount? | 1.3551 | 0.05423 | 138 | 101 | 25 | 12 |
1252 | Well it’s no Four Seasons Total Landscaping. | 1.3551 | 0.05708 | 138 | 104 | 19 | 15 |
1253 | I shouldn’t have ordered a recount. | 1.3551 | 0.05615 | 138 | 103 | 21 | 14 |
1254 | Sorry, but they all want to speak to the manager. | 1.3551 | 0.05018 | 138 | 96 | 33 | 7 |
1255 | Do you get the sense we don't belong here? | 1.3529 | 0.05376 | 136 | 99 | 26 | 11 |
1256 | I think they figured it out. | 1.3529 | 0.05376 | 136 | 99 | 26 | 11 |
1257 | Looks like they're standing up for themselves. | 1.3529 | 0.05274 | 136 | 98 | 28 | 10 |
1258 | ...and in what world does that pass as sheep's clothing? | 1.3529 | 0.05063 | 136 | 96 | 32 | 8 |
1259 | No pulling the wool over their eyes this time. | 1.3529 | 0.05376 | 136 | 99 | 26 | 11 |
1260 | Whatever you do, don't start to count them. That's how we got to this situation. | 1.3529 | 0.05274 | 136 | 98 | 28 | 10 |
1261 | I was warned. They've been listening to EWE-ANON. | 1.3529 | 0.05169 | 136 | 97 | 30 | 9 |
1262 | Perhaps we give Bo Peep a call. | 1.3529 | 0.05063 | 136 | 96 | 32 | 8 |
1263 | LOOK AT THEIR SMILES, THEY LOVE ME. YOU WOULDN’T BELIVE HOW MUCH THEY LOVE ME. I’M THE MOST LOVED WOLF IN HISTORY. BY A LOT | 1.3529 | 0.05476 | 136 | 100 | 24 | 12 |
1264 | At least we have succeeded with goal alignment | 1.3507 | 0.05428 | 134 | 98 | 25 | 11 |
1265 | DON'T WORRY, THEIR BAAAA IS WORSE THAN THEIR BITE. | 1.3507 | 0.04884 | 134 | 93 | 35 | 6 |
1266 | Bad news. They've achieved herd impunity. | 1.3507 | 0.05631 | 134 | 100 | 21 | 13 |
1267 | Sheep in wolf loathing. | 1.3507 | 0.05531 | 134 | 99 | 23 | 12 |
1268 | You SHOULD have wised up after the chicken coop coup, but NO! | 1.3507 | 0.05428 | 134 | 98 | 25 | 11 |
1269 | I told you they’d notice. | 1.3507 | 0.05271 | 134 | 99 | 24 | 11 |
1270 | Not bad! They voted for us after all. | 1.3507 | 0.05324 | 134 | 97 | 27 | 10 |
1271 | They don’t understand that alternative facts really means we’re lying. | 1.3507 | 0.05217 | 134 | 96 | 29 | 9 |
1272 | Maybe we shouldn’t have laid off the dogs. | 1.3507 | 0.05109 | 134 | 95 | 31 | 8 |
1273 | We got them to vote for Trump, now what? | 1.3507 | 0.05428 | 134 | 98 | 25 | 11 |
1274 | What the hell are we going to do with all this food? | 1.3507 | 0.05163 | 134 | 98 | 26 | 10 |
1275 | I simply said, I hope you're not fleecing me. | 1.3507 | 0.05730 | 134 | 101 | 19 | 14 |
1276 | My sheep’s clothing was in the wash... | 1.3507 | 0.04998 | 134 | 94 | 33 | 7 |
1277 | Wait until I tell Mary about this. | 1.3507 | 0.04998 | 134 | 94 | 33 | 7 |
1278 | So, what’s our strategy here? | 1.3507 | 0.05324 | 134 | 97 | 27 | 10 |
1279 | Okay, so maybe the wool suits aren’t working as expected. | 1.3507 | 0.05324 | 134 | 97 | 27 | 10 |
1280 | They aren’t buying it. They said counting is something they are very familiar with. Now what? | 1.3507 | 0.05324 | 134 | 97 | 27 | 10 |
1281 | Well, this doesn’t look like the Four Seasons... | 1.3507 | 0.05531 | 134 | 99 | 23 | 12 |
1282 | What a nightmare! Countless sheep. | 1.3507 | 0.05428 | 134 | 98 | 25 | 11 |
1283 | Well, I never thought we’d be the ones looking sheepish. | 1.3507 | 0.04998 | 134 | 94 | 33 | 7 |
1284 | They seem to be demanding a recount. | 1.3507 | 0.05531 | 134 | 99 | 23 | 12 |
1285 | I really wish we didn't quit blowing down houses. | 1.3485 | 0.04927 | 132 | 92 | 34 | 6 |
1286 | We only have more cases of Mad Sheep disease because we counted them. | 1.3485 | 0.05482 | 132 | 97 | 24 | 11 |
1287 | I told you to wear the polyester suit." | 1.3485 | 0.05376 | 132 | 96 | 26 | 10 |
1288 | This time, it seems the polls were right... | 1.3485 | 0.05376 | 132 | 96 | 26 | 10 |
1289 | Now what did you do to piss them off? | 1.3485 | 0.05689 | 132 | 99 | 20 | 13 |
1290 | Outnumbered but never outfoxed.” | 1.3485 | 0.05376 | 132 | 96 | 26 | 10 |
1291 | I told you taking away their kids and putting them in cages was not a good idea. | 1.3485 | 0.05587 | 132 | 98 | 22 | 12 |
1292 | Do you think they know they've been fleeced? | 1.3485 | 0.05689 | 132 | 99 | 20 | 13 |
1293 | Lost count. Couldn't sleep. | 1.3485 | 0.05376 | 132 | 95 | 25 | 9 |
1294 | I warned you this could happen if they stopped watching Fox News and switched to Wolf Blitzer. | 1.3485 | 0.05156 | 132 | 94 | 30 | 8 |
1295 | Mad sheep disease? | 1.3485 | 0.05482 | 132 | 97 | 24 | 11 |
1296 | I don't think these wool suits are fooling anyone. | 1.3485 | 0.05156 | 132 | 94 | 30 | 8 |
1297 | See? I told you we overdressed. | 1.3485 | 0.05376 | 132 | 96 | 26 | 10 |
1298 | Tell them that the part went to Meryl Streep. | 1.3485 | 0.05482 | 132 | 97 | 24 | 11 |
1299 | Looks like they’ve formed a damn Union again! | 1.3485 | 0.05376 | 132 | 96 | 26 | 10 |
1300 | Sorry, I thought I would save us a few bucks by going with the wool blend | 1.3485 | 0.05267 | 132 | 95 | 28 | 9 |
1301 | They've outfoxed us. | 1.3485 | 0.03224 | 132 | 100 | 26 | 6 |
1302 | Ewe can never trust a wolf in chic clothing. | 1.3485 | 0.04868 | 132 | 99 | 23 | 10 |
1303 | I don't know...but the odds seem to be against us this time. | 1.3485 | 0.05376 | 132 | 96 | 26 | 10 |
1304 | Why don't you just concede the election? | 1.3485 | 0.04927 | 132 | 92 | 34 | 6 |
1305 | Sorry, I didn't want to come dressed like a cliche' | 1.3485 | 0.05587 | 132 | 98 | 22 | 12 |
1306 | Sir, it may be time to concede. | 1.3485 | 0.05790 | 132 | 100 | 18 | 14 |
1307 | Didn’t I say it would be bad idea for you to order the lamb at the kickoff dinner? | 1.3485 | 0.05376 | 132 | 96 | 26 | 10 |
1308 | Just put on your Trump mask and the Republicans will follow you anywhere.... | 1.3485 | 0.05482 | 132 | 97 | 24 | 11 |
1309 | They finally figured out you were fleecing them. | 1.3485 | 0.05482 | 132 | 97 | 24 | 11 |
1310 | ''Did you happen to notice the one in the middle smiling ?'' | 1.3485 | 0.05156 | 132 | 94 | 30 | 8 |
1311 | It all started with some comment about wool being sheep's clothing. | 1.3485 | 0.05156 | 132 | 94 | 30 | 8 |
1312 | Vaccines for us. Herd immunity for the herd. Perfect! | 1.3485 | 0.05156 | 132 | 94 | 30 | 8 |
1313 | For heaven's sake will you take a sleeping pill. This insomnia is getting out of hand. | 1.3485 | 0.05376 | 132 | 96 | 26 | 10 |
1314 | Don't underestimate the power of #EweToo. | 1.3485 | 0.05482 | 132 | 97 | 24 | 11 |
1315 | Are you flocking kidding??? | 1.3485 | 0.05376 | 132 | 96 | 26 | 10 |
1316 | First the pigs, now the sheep! | 1.3485 | 0.05267 | 132 | 95 | 28 | 9 |
1317 | I'm sorry Mr. President. They have the votes. | 1.3485 | 0.05689 | 132 | 99 | 20 | 13 |
1318 | It’s over, Larry. They’re on to us. | 1.3485 | 0.05482 | 132 | 97 | 24 | 11 |
1319 | We got them this far, they were ready to sign, and then YOU had to bring up branding. | 1.3485 | 0.05156 | 132 | 94 | 30 | 8 |
1320 | I told you, when sheep organize, be afraid, be very afraid. | 1.3485 | 0.05587 | 132 | 98 | 22 | 12 |
1321 | It's probably one of those Me Too Things! | 1.3485 | 0.05376 | 132 | 96 | 26 | 10 |
1322 | The shear holders demand an official count by morning | 1.3485 | 0.05267 | 132 | 95 | 28 | 9 |
1323 | They're saying they look ridiculous and the outfit itches. | 1.3485 | 0.05267 | 132 | 95 | 28 | 9 |
1324 | I don’t care how it feels. When we’re here, it’s polyester. | 1.3485 | 0.05376 | 132 | 96 | 26 | 10 |
1325 | You know, one of the keys to effective team building is to never eat a member of the team. | 1.3485 | 0.05376 | 132 | 96 | 26 | 10 |
1326 | This Dolly they seek...was she about 36" tall, and tasty? | 1.3485 | 0.05156 | 132 | 94 | 30 | 8 |
1327 | Well - you are the one who wanted to be the ‘’Wolf of Wall Street’ | 1.3485 | 0.05267 | 132 | 95 | 28 | 9 |
1328 | No way they're moving until you confirm the shepherd boy's story. | 1.3485 | 0.04927 | 132 | 92 | 34 | 6 |
1329 | HR said they're pretty upset about our CEO eating the accounting department. | 1.3485 | 0.05587 | 132 | 98 | 22 | 12 |
1330 | Ok, they found out mutton isn’t dog - how do we spin this? | 1.3485 | 0.05376 | 132 | 96 | 26 | 10 |
1331 | My plan was to have them keep counting each other until they fell asleep. | 1.3485 | 0.05267 | 132 | 95 | 28 | 9 |
1332 | Sheep persisted | 1.3485 | 0.05482 | 132 | 97 | 24 | 11 |
1333 | So, the election results are in... | 1.3485 | 0.05267 | 132 | 95 | 28 | 9 |
1334 | #Me T'ewe! | 1.3485 | 0.05043 | 132 | 98 | 24 | 10 |
1335 | we will, we will, flock you. | 1.3485 | 0.05376 | 132 | 96 | 26 | 10 |
1336 | It doesn’t matter how many times I recount them. I still can’t sleep | 1.3485 | 0.04497 | 132 | 91 | 37 | 4 |
1337 | Uh looks like they've got the numbers. The recount didn't change anything. | 1.3485 | 0.05376 | 132 | 96 | 26 | 10 |
1338 | We’ll be fine sir, pull the wool over their eyes like always | 1.3485 | 0.05376 | 132 | 96 | 26 | 10 |
1339 | They’re on to us Fred, they know one is missing. | 1.3485 | 0.05267 | 132 | 95 | 28 | 9 |
1340 | Fleeced?! I think not, I paid good money for this suit. | 1.3485 | 0.05043 | 132 | 93 | 32 | 7 |
1341 | What do you mean you’ve unionized them? | 1.3485 | 0.05482 | 132 | 97 | 24 | 11 |
1342 | Sir, they are here for the recount. | 1.3485 | 0.04927 | 132 | 102 | 18 | 12 |
1343 | Just spoke to them. It’s baaaaaaad. | 1.3485 | 0.05376 | 132 | 96 | 26 | 10 |
1344 | Maybe calling the opposing party “sheep” wasn’t a good campaign strategy... | 1.3485 | 0.05156 | 132 | 94 | 30 | 8 |
1345 | Being part of the 1% isn’t what it used to be. | 1.3462 | 0.05318 | 130 | 94 | 27 | 9 |
1346 | Please try not to 'Lick your Chops' . | 1.3462 | 0.05204 | 130 | 93 | 29 | 8 |
1347 | Maybe the mint jelly on your lapel? | 1.3459 | 0.05447 | 133 | 98 | 24 | 11 |
1348 | First of all, we didn't eat enough of them to flip the vote ... | 1.3435 | 0.05284 | 131 | 95 | 27 | 9 |
1349 | Do they see the irony in demanding better healthcare from us? | 1.3435 | 0.04939 | 131 | 92 | 33 | 6 |
1350 | Looks like they are refusing to be sheep. | 1.3435 | 0.05284 | 131 | 95 | 27 | 9 |
1351 | I can see how counting them would put humans to sleep | 1.3435 | 0.05501 | 131 | 97 | 23 | 11 |
1352 | Right about now I’d prefer to be a wolf in sheep’s clothing | 1.3435 | 0.05171 | 131 | 94 | 29 | 8 |
1353 | They claim we aren't representing the people. | 1.3435 | 0.05394 | 131 | 96 | 25 | 10 |
1354 | This is the real definition of Lamination. | 1.3435 | 0.05171 | 131 | 94 | 29 | 8 |
1355 | Are you getting sleepy too? | 1.3435 | 0.05284 | 131 | 95 | 27 | 9 |
1356 | I think we should've gone with tweed. | 1.3435 | 0.05056 | 131 | 93 | 31 | 7 |
1357 | Let's rethink this. | 1.3435 | 0.05284 | 131 | 95 | 27 | 9 |
1358 | should we tell them we lost? | 1.3435 | 0.05501 | 131 | 97 | 23 | 11 |
1359 | Well, I feel sheepish | 1.3435 | 0.05171 | 131 | 94 | 29 | 8 |
1360 | Rudy, I hate to ask. But could YOU tell the minions? | 1.3435 | 0.05607 | 131 | 98 | 21 | 12 |
1361 | It's a brilliant undercover operation, Mr President. The GOP is proud to serve you". | 1.3435 | 0.05813 | 131 | 100 | 17 | 14 |
1362 | It's a new generation. You can't just bark orders and expect them to follow. | 1.3435 | 0.05501 | 131 | 97 | 23 | 11 |
1363 | When I referred to sheep’s clothing, I did not envision wool suits. | 1.3435 | 0.05171 | 131 | 94 | 29 | 8 |
1364 | We promised them greener pastures and a vaccine. Lucy Wang, Los Angeles, CA | 1.3435 | 0.05171 | 131 | 94 | 29 | 8 |
1365 | Don't look at me – the shepherd let them unionize. | 1.3435 | 0.05394 | 131 | 96 | 25 | 10 |
1366 | So it turns out they don’t like being fleeced. | 1.3435 | 0.04632 | 131 | 97 | 26 | 8 |
1367 | The words " sheeple" and "herd mentality" kind of set them off. | 1.3435 | 0.05284 | 131 | 95 | 27 | 9 |
1368 | All I said was that these cloning experiments may be getting out of hand. | 1.3435 | 0.05711 | 131 | 99 | 19 | 13 |
1369 | They're asking for tighter regulations to prevent identity theft. | 1.3435 | 0.05607 | 131 | 98 | 21 | 12 |
1370 | Yup,they're still there and not looking any happier. | 1.3435 | 0.05501 | 131 | 97 | 23 | 11 |
1371 | We may be sly but they've got the numbers. Let's eat out tonight. | 1.3435 | 0.05056 | 131 | 93 | 31 | 7 |
1372 | Next time you tell me to show up in my wool suit, could you be a little more specific? | 1.3435 | 0.05501 | 131 | 97 | 23 | 11 |
1373 | Yeah, fine, you were right. Sheep's clothing would have gone over better. | 1.3435 | 0.05056 | 131 | 93 | 31 | 7 |
1374 | I told you we shouldn’t let them ewe-nionize! | 1.3435 | 0.05171 | 131 | 94 | 29 | 8 |
1375 | Is that cashmere or merino? | 1.3435 | 0.05056 | 131 | 93 | 31 | 7 |
1376 | Based on their demeanor it appears that herd immunity has been a flocking failure | 1.3435 | 0.05607 | 131 | 98 | 21 | 12 |
1377 | Remember: we're retired corporate sheep from the city, and we're fixing up the old mill. | 1.3435 | 0.05284 | 131 | 95 | 27 | 9 |
1378 | They've formed a ewenion. They demand the right to collectively baaargain. | 1.3435 | 0.05501 | 131 | 97 | 23 | 11 |
1379 | They say "We are not sheeple", whatever that means. | 1.3435 | 0.05284 | 131 | 95 | 27 | 9 |
1380 | They feel that we're fleecing them. | 1.3435 | 0.05501 | 131 | 97 | 23 | 11 |
1381 | I don't know what you did Warren, but you sure pissed off a lot of sheep. | 1.3435 | 0.05056 | 131 | 93 | 31 | 7 |
1382 | Well, MINE is 100% wool. Yours?" | 1.3435 | 0.05555 | 131 | 100 | 18 | 13 |
1383 | They want to know what happened to the shepherd! | 1.3435 | 0.05171 | 131 | 94 | 29 | 8 |
1384 | I’m not sure we can pull the wool over their eyes this time. | 1.3435 | 0.05284 | 131 | 95 | 27 | 9 |
1385 | The shear odds are against us. | 1.3435 | 0.05394 | 131 | 96 | 25 | 10 |
1386 | OK, tell me again; you promised ALL of them what?!! | 1.3435 | 0.05284 | 131 | 95 | 27 | 9 |
1387 | You can't outright say you're going to eat them. Instead, talk about trickle down Economics. | 1.3435 | 0.05284 | 131 | 95 | 27 | 9 |
1388 | They don't trust lawyers, either. | 1.3435 | 0.04939 | 131 | 92 | 33 | 6 |
1389 | They don't think you are a good choice for union representative. | 1.3435 | 0.05171 | 131 | 94 | 29 | 8 |
1390 | They have strength in num-baaaahs I suppose. | 1.3435 | 0.05501 | 131 | 97 | 23 | 11 |
1391 | So I told them, fresh grass is for closers only. | 1.3435 | 0.05394 | 131 | 96 | 25 | 10 |
1392 | I guess four years was their breaking point. | 1.3435 | 0.05607 | 131 | 98 | 21 | 12 |
1393 | They’re all afraid we’re going to fleece them, in plain daylight. | 1.3435 | 0.05501 | 131 | 97 | 23 | 11 |
1394 | Tell them they don't have to stand up to be counted! | 1.3435 | 0.05171 | 131 | 94 | 29 | 8 |
1395 | What if we just started counting? | 1.3435 | 0.05056 | 131 | 93 | 31 | 7 |
1396 | Honestly, I thought they'd be easier to persuade. | 1.3435 | 0.05171 | 131 | 94 | 29 | 8 |
1397 | Perhaps "a wolf in sheep's clothing" doesn't mean these splendid wool suits? | 1.3435 | 0.05171 | 131 | 94 | 29 | 8 |
1398 | Okay, so how do we go about findingthe other one of us dressed like one of them? | 1.3435 | 0.04819 | 131 | 91 | 35 | 5 |
1399 | You did warn them that all investments involve the risk of being eaten. | 1.3435 | 0.05171 | 131 | 94 | 29 | 8 |
1400 | They said they'd be willing to support you but only if you talk about how cows are ruining America. | 1.3435 | 0.05607 | 131 | 98 | 21 | 12 |
1401 | Not an easy target group... they have been fleeced before! | 1.3435 | 0.05171 | 131 | 94 | 29 | 8 |
1402 | They're organized, and they're angry! We have to give in to some of these demands, or mark my words, this thing will resolve itself in a muttony | 1.3435 | 0.05813 | 131 | 100 | 17 | 14 |
1403 | I knew it was a bad idea to wear our wool suits. | 1.3435 | 0.05394 | 131 | 96 | 25 | 10 |
1404 | Nothing's been the same since Sheep Lives Matter | 1.3435 | 0.05056 | 131 | 93 | 31 | 7 |
1405 | They say you've fleeced them before. | 1.3435 | 0.05171 | 131 | 94 | 29 | 8 |
1406 | Their union rep. says they're mad as hell and they're not going to be eaten anymore. | 1.3435 | 0.05284 | 131 | 95 | 27 | 9 |
1407 | Your tail was a dead giveaway. | 1.3435 | 0.05607 | 131 | 98 | 21 | 12 |
1408 | They were already angry. I'm just getting them to focus. | 1.3435 | 0.04939 | 131 | 92 | 33 | 6 |
1409 | They know we’ve been pulling the wool over their eyes. | 1.3435 | 0.05284 | 131 | 95 | 27 | 9 |
1410 | I was sure our agent said they were looking for a wolf in cheap clothing. | 1.3435 | 0.05711 | 131 | 99 | 19 | 13 |
1411 | The Counting Committee would like to have a word with MAGA. | 1.3435 | 0.05284 | 131 | 94 | 26 | 9 |
1412 | Maybe we should get the flock out of here. | 1.3435 | 0.05171 | 131 | 94 | 29 | 8 |
1413 | Yep, it looks scary, but let's not jump to conclusions: Fox News is sayin' we're all good--and they have all the data." | 1.3435 | 0.05284 | 131 | 95 | 27 | 9 |
1414 | Well, not a good time to be wolves in sheep's clothing. | 1.3435 | 0.05171 | 131 | 94 | 29 | 8 |
1415 | Ya know Lou, real wolves don't concern themselves with the opinions of sheep" | 1.3435 | 0.05056 | 131 | 93 | 31 | 7 |
1416 | :The big bad wolf doesn’t concern itself with the opinion of sheep. | 1.3435 | 0.05284 | 131 | 95 | 27 | 9 |
1417 | No worries, they’re vegetarians | 1.3435 | 0.05171 | 131 | 94 | 29 | 8 |
1418 | Things are about to get woolly. | 1.3435 | 0.05056 | 131 | 93 | 31 | 7 |
1419 | They want us to huff and puff and blow him out of the White House | 1.3435 | 0.05284 | 131 | 92 | 25 | 9 |
1420 | WTF, there no social distancing being followed here! | 1.3435 | 0.05501 | 131 | 97 | 23 | 11 |
1421 | Mint jelly or Au Jus? | 1.3435 | 0.05501 | 131 | 97 | 23 | 11 |
1422 | Just pretend you can't see them | 1.3435 | 0.05056 | 131 | 93 | 31 | 7 |
1423 | Did they really expect us to show up in sheep's clothing? | 1.3435 | 0.05056 | 131 | 92 | 31 | 7 |
1424 | I gather the proposal for a Sheep Dog and Wolf merger doesn't sit well with the shareholders. | 1.3435 | 0.05056 | 131 | 93 | 31 | 7 |
1425 | They don’t like the comment you made about mint sauce on their Facebook page | 1.3435 | 0.05394 | 131 | 96 | 25 | 10 |
1426 | Bob, I think we need to get the flock out of here | 1.3435 | 0.05394 | 131 | 96 | 25 | 10 |
1427 | I think it might be time to bust out the camoflauge | 1.3435 | 0.05501 | 131 | 97 | 23 | 11 |
1428 | So what were you saying about voting on what's for dinner? | 1.3435 | 0.05171 | 131 | 94 | 29 | 8 |
1429 | Sir, it looks like they have developed herd immunity. | 1.3435 | 0.05394 | 131 | 96 | 25 | 10 |
1430 | Let’s just stick with cotton and polyester. | 1.3411 | 0.04983 | 129 | 91 | 32 | 6 |
1431 | I think they heard you call them the buffet. | 1.3411 | 0.05557 | 129 | 96 | 22 | 11 |
1432 | I don't think we can stay awake for a recount. | 1.3411 | 0.05335 | 129 | 94 | 26 | 9 |
1433 | I've got a feeling this flock is baaaaaaaad news. | 1.3411 | 0.05665 | 129 | 97 | 20 | 12 |
1434 | Baa, Baa, Baa! It's just the same old complaints. | 1.3411 | 0.05665 | 129 | 97 | 20 | 12 |
1435 | Well, they did take a meeting with some chick in a red hood and 3 small pigs. | 1.3411 | 0.05103 | 129 | 92 | 30 | 7 |
1436 | Maybe we shouldn't lead with the part about eating them. | 1.3411 | 0.05557 | 129 | 96 | 22 | 11 |
1437 | The polyester blend might have been a mistake | 1.3411 | 0.05447 | 129 | 95 | 24 | 10 |
1438 | Your hyperactive tail speaks louder than your soothing words. | 1.3411 | 0.05220 | 129 | 93 | 28 | 8 |
1439 | Did you explain to them that 'lamb chop' should be taken as a term of endearment? | 1.3411 | 0.05220 | 129 | 93 | 28 | 8 |
1440 | The ewes are wearing suffragette white. I think it's time we listen to them. | 1.3411 | 0.05220 | 129 | 93 | 28 | 8 |
1441 | “They’ve heard you’re planning to fleece them.” | 1.3411 | 0.05447 | 129 | 95 | 24 | 10 |
1442 | I knew there would be hell to pay for the Bo Peep incident. | 1.3411 | 0.05103 | 129 | 92 | 30 | 7 |
1443 | Yes, I know they are upset, they were promised wolves in sheep clothing. | 1.3411 | 0.05447 | 129 | 95 | 24 | 10 |
1444 | Tell them this walking on two legs thing will be over before they know it. Like I've been saying all along, it's a hoax. We're rounding the corner. We'll be back on all fours like no one has ever seen before. It will be unbelievable--like miracle. | 1.3411 | 0.05335 | 129 | 94 | 26 | 9 |
1445 | They want to pursue a class action against some dog. | 1.3411 | 0.05220 | 129 | 92 | 28 | 8 |
1446 | When I said, 'get some sheep's clothing, I didn't mean wool suits" | 1.3411 | 0.04797 | 129 | 97 | 23 | 9 |
1447 | They've unionized. The mint jelly CEOs will be furious. | 1.3411 | 0.05557 | 129 | 96 | 22 | 11 |
1448 | Pulling the wool over their eyes apparently didn't work! | 1.3411 | 0.04983 | 129 | 91 | 32 | 6 |
1449 | They know a wolf in chic clothing when they see one. | 1.3411 | 0.05557 | 129 | 96 | 22 | 11 |
1450 | They want life insurance. | 1.3411 | 0.05220 | 129 | 93 | 28 | 8 |
1451 | When I asked you to get them all together, I didn't mean that they should unionize. | 1.3411 | 0.05103 | 129 | 92 | 30 | 7 |
1452 | I know you meant it as a compliment, but really - "Those coats make you look fat"? What were you thinking? | 1.3411 | 0.05665 | 129 | 97 | 20 | 12 |
1453 | Who am I to disabuse sheep of the notion that they will be able to defend themselves if they have the right to bare arms? | 1.3411 | 0.05335 | 129 | 94 | 26 | 9 |
1454 | Your insomnia is causing problems. | 1.3411 | 0.05220 | 129 | 93 | 28 | 8 |
1455 | Who knew that wool suits wouldn't pass for "sheep's clothing"? | 1.3411 | 0.05557 | 129 | 96 | 22 | 11 |
1456 | Yeah, I'm not sure how many lawsuits we are going to end up with.......I keep counting them and falling asleep. | 1.3411 | 0.05665 | 129 | 97 | 20 | 12 |
1457 | Tell me again why you posted yourself in sheep's clothing on Twitter? | 1.3411 | 0.05220 | 129 | 93 | 28 | 8 |
1458 | Look, you're just going to have to lay off the cross-dressing thing - it's bad for business. | 1.3411 | 0.05220 | 129 | 93 | 28 | 8 |
1459 | Didn't you say "Wear wool"? | 1.3411 | 0.05220 | 129 | 93 | 28 | 8 |
1460 | I don't think democracy is going to work for us. | 1.3411 | 0.05335 | 129 | 94 | 26 | 9 |
1461 | Not sure they are buying the herd immunity thing. | 1.3411 | 0.05335 | 129 | 94 | 26 | 9 |
1462 | Perhaps we should consider a peaceful transition! | 1.3411 | 0.05103 | 129 | 92 | 30 | 7 |
1463 | I don't think the suit and tie is fooling them. | 1.3411 | 0.04983 | 129 | 91 | 32 | 6 |
1464 | What do you think, Mike? Are they onto us? | 1.3411 | 0.05335 | 129 | 94 | 26 | 9 |
1465 | They said they're tired of being fleeced. | 1.3411 | 0.05665 | 129 | 97 | 20 | 12 |
1466 | Well, you were right. They do follow me on Twitter... | 1.3411 | 0.05447 | 129 | 95 | 24 | 10 |
1467 | I told you to get the polyester suit. Now you’re just a wolf in sheep’s clothing. | 1.3411 | 0.05220 | 129 | 93 | 28 | 8 |
1468 | Don't take their complaints one at a time. It will put you to sleep. | 1.3411 | 0.05220 | 129 | 93 | 28 | 8 |
1469 | The only option we have left is to pull the wool over their eyes | 1.3411 | 0.05103 | 129 | 92 | 30 | 7 |
1470 | It's not my fault. I'm an insomniac. | 1.3411 | 0.04983 | 129 | 91 | 32 | 6 |
1471 | These wool suits didn't quite do the trick, did they? | 1.3411 | 0.05103 | 129 | 92 | 30 | 7 |
1472 | Let them eat grass! | 1.3411 | 0.05447 | 129 | 95 | 24 | 10 |
1473 | No, we can't just huff and puff and blow them all down. That's a totally different fairy tale. | 1.3411 | 0.05220 | 129 | 93 | 28 | 8 |
1474 | You see the problem is that they formed a union. | 1.3411 | 0.05557 | 129 | 96 | 22 | 11 |
1475 | Yes, that's right. The new sleeping pill is 90% effective. | 1.3411 | 0.05557 | 129 | 96 | 22 | 11 |
1476 | It's microfiber, why? | 1.3411 | 0.05447 | 129 | 95 | 24 | 10 |
1477 | Yes, they look angry, but they are not getting their donations back. | 1.3411 | 0.04983 | 129 | 91 | 32 | 6 |
1478 | They want their sleeves back. | 1.3411 | 0.05557 | 129 | 96 | 22 | 11 |
1479 | Not to worry. They are all wolves. | 1.3411 | 0.05771 | 129 | 98 | 18 | 13 |
1480 | Jim, I thought your polls had us up 12 points among rural whites. | 1.3411 | 0.05447 | 129 | 95 | 24 | 10 |
1481 | IF ANYONE ASKS, WE'RE SHEEP DOGS. | 1.3411 | 0.05103 | 129 | 92 | 30 | 7 |
1482 | And of course I get confused. Don’t they all look alike in the dark? | 1.3411 | 0.05335 | 129 | 94 | 26 | 9 |
1483 | Should have gone with camel hair. | 1.3411 | 0.05335 | 129 | 94 | 26 | 9 |
1484 | I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot one of them and not lose any followers. | 1.3411 | 0.05335 | 129 | 94 | 26 | 9 |
1485 | So when did they start trusting the boy who cried wolf again? | 1.3411 | 0.04859 | 129 | 90 | 34 | 5 |
1486 | Blame somebody for something, quick. | 1.3411 | 0.05220 | 129 | 93 | 28 | 8 |
1487 | I tried huffing... and I tried puffing... I’m out I ideas | 1.3411 | 0.04859 | 129 | 88 | 34 | 5 |
1488 | We’re going to need a diversion. | 1.3411 | 0.05447 | 129 | 95 | 24 | 10 |
1489 | You told them we were dogs? Again? | 1.3411 | 0.05220 | 129 | 93 | 28 | 8 |
1490 | Do I have something in my teeth? | 1.3411 | 0.05335 | 129 | 94 | 26 | 9 |
1491 | There’s only so long we can pull the wool over their eyes | 1.3411 | 0.05557 | 129 | 96 | 22 | 11 |
1492 | I am worried. Those liberals don’t look very sheepish” | 1.3411 | 0.05335 | 129 | 94 | 26 | 9 |
1493 | It doesn't matter if they all voted. I'm not moving out. | 1.3411 | 0.05771 | 129 | 98 | 18 | 13 |
1494 | We need to give them something to cheer about and lose attention. Let's legalize green grass in some places | 1.3411 | 0.05557 | 129 | 96 | 22 | 11 |
1495 | I told you we should try to blend in. | 1.3386 | 0.05387 | 127 | 93 | 25 | 9 |
1496 | They say, "Sheep's lives matter". | 1.3386 | 0.05387 | 127 | 93 | 25 | 9 |
1497 | I warned you not to eat Mary. | 1.3386 | 0.05270 | 127 | 92 | 27 | 8 |
1498 | Wear the wool suit you said. | 1.3386 | 0.05502 | 127 | 94 | 23 | 10 |
1499 | They say it's against Union Rules to eat ANY of them… | 1.3386 | 0.05387 | 127 | 93 | 25 | 9 |
1500 | Don't be nervous, that's just the herd mentality. | 1.3386 | 0.05270 | 127 | 92 | 27 | 8 |
1501 | We could just blame the Chinese and the new synthetic fabrics hitting the market. | 1.3386 | 0.05150 | 127 | 91 | 29 | 7 |
1502 | Just tell them you’re cutting their taxes. | 1.3386 | 0.05270 | 127 | 92 | 27 | 8 |
1503 | Look, their position is: ‘Want the outfit? Join the union.’ | 1.3386 | 0.05387 | 127 | 93 | 25 | 9 |
1504 | What?! What?! What’s wrong with asking them if anyone had any mint sauce? | 1.3386 | 0.05270 | 127 | 92 | 27 | 8 |
1505 | Now that the brainwashing is wearing off, I think we may be in trouble Don. | 1.3386 | 0.05387 | 127 | 93 | 25 | 9 |
1506 | Not to worry - I've already filed a motion to dismiss the vote count. | 1.3386 | 0.03987 | 127 | 95 | 26 | 6 |
1507 | I told you they’d be angry we moved the polling location. | 1.3386 | 0.05387 | 127 | 93 | 25 | 9 |
1508 | They want to know how you sleep at night. | 1.3386 | 0.05387 | 127 | 93 | 25 | 9 |
1509 | So,what's so bad about a Nation of Sheep? | 1.3386 | 0.05270 | 127 | 92 | 27 | 8 |
1510 | I know they outnumber us,but we have the Electoral College. | 1.3386 | 0.05614 | 127 | 95 | 21 | 11 |
1511 | I think you had better concede. | 1.3386 | 0.05270 | 127 | 92 | 27 | 8 |
1512 | They want to know where all the black sheep are. | 1.3386 | 0.05387 | 127 | 93 | 25 | 9 |
1513 | They insist they're being fleeced! | 1.3386 | 0.05150 | 127 | 91 | 29 | 7 |
1514 | We let them know our campaign slogan is "better suits, never stews!" | 1.3386 | 0.05387 | 127 | 93 | 25 | 9 |
1515 | But I don't want to be a wolf in sheep's clothing. | 1.3386 | 0.05387 | 127 | 93 | 25 | 9 |
1516 | I think it's just a PR problem. | 1.3386 | 0.04901 | 127 | 89 | 33 | 5 |
1517 | Trying to pull the wool over their eyes may have been a mistake. | 1.3386 | 0.05502 | 127 | 94 | 23 | 10 |
1518 | Just tell them it’s smartwool | 1.3386 | 0.05270 | 127 | 92 | 27 | 8 |
1519 | I told you these wool suits would not fool them one bit | 1.3386 | 0.05150 | 127 | 91 | 29 | 7 |
1520 | Concede | 1.3386 | 0.05387 | 127 | 93 | 25 | 9 |
1521 | Sir, the suits aren’t fooling them anymore | 1.3386 | 0.05150 | 127 | 91 | 29 | 7 |
1522 | They’re demanding that we open the hair salons. | 1.3386 | 0.05150 | 127 | 91 | 29 | 7 |
1523 | I don’t think they trust Fox News. | 1.3386 | 0.05725 | 127 | 96 | 19 | 12 |
1524 | Trust me–when you’re a wolf, they let you do it. | 1.3386 | 0.05270 | 127 | 91 | 27 | 8 |
1525 | ...our research shows that they actually have their own wool over their eyes...” @johnkinnan | 1.3386 | 0.05270 | 127 | 92 | 27 | 8 |
1526 | Democracy in waiting | 1.3386 | 0.05614 | 127 | 95 | 21 | 11 |
1527 | We forgot about Casual Friday | 1.3386 | 0.05614 | 127 | 95 | 21 | 11 |
1528 | Over time I would like to have them all over for dinner. | 1.3360 | 0.05199 | 125 | 90 | 28 | 7 |
1529 | You've been made. Might as well burn your sheep's clothing. | 1.3360 | 0.05441 | 125 | 92 | 24 | 9 |
1530 | livestock options were a bad idea. | 1.3360 | 0.05558 | 125 | 93 | 22 | 10 |
1531 | I still say worsted looks better than sheared | 1.3360 | 0.05321 | 125 | 91 | 26 | 8 |
1532 | Your coat isn't made of wool, is it? | 1.3360 | 0.05073 | 125 | 89 | 30 | 6 |
1533 | What if we offer each of them a nice wool sweater? | 1.3360 | 0.05558 | 125 | 92 | 22 | 10 |
1534 | The guy from Men's Wearhouse said we could fit in anywhere in these Italian wool suits... He guaranteed it! | 1.3360 | 0.05441 | 125 | 92 | 24 | 9 |
1535 | Cashmere, actually... | 1.3360 | 0.05199 | 125 | 90 | 28 | 7 |
1536 | Say whatever you want, anything but the truth. | 1.3360 | 0.05558 | 125 | 93 | 22 | 10 |
1537 | Have them count themselves and maybe they’ll go to sleep. | 1.3360 | 0.05441 | 125 | 92 | 24 | 9 |
1538 | I told you Trump would throw us under the bus by taking us off the endangered species list! | 1.3360 | 0.05673 | 125 | 94 | 20 | 11 |
1539 | I keep telling them they're polyester, but they don't seem to be buying it. | 1.3360 | 0.05073 | 125 | 89 | 30 | 6 |
1540 | You better apologize! There is nothing worse than - The silent treatment of the lambs | 1.3360 | 0.05673 | 125 | 94 | 20 | 11 |
1541 | They say your suit is synthetic | 1.3360 | 0.05441 | 125 | 92 | 24 | 9 |
1542 | And then I says, "Little Bo Peep won't be back for a while". | 1.3360 | 0.05321 | 125 | 91 | 26 | 8 |
1543 | Yeah but we still have two US Senators | 1.3360 | 0.05321 | 125 | 91 | 26 | 8 |
1544 | Appeal to their cultural grievances first. Then we eat them and blame the black sheep. | 1.3360 | 0.05199 | 125 | 90 | 28 | 7 |
1545 | I don't understand how they recognize us - you're sure these suits are 100% wool? | 1.3360 | 0.05441 | 125 | 92 | 24 | 9 |
1546 | It’s time for you to apologize for the Little Red Riding affair or we’re in big trouble | 1.3360 | 0.05073 | 125 | 89 | 30 | 6 |
1547 | 678 sheep... I think it's time for a sedative. | 1.3360 | 0.04391 | 125 | 94 | 24 | 7 |
1548 | you see, they love me | 1.3360 | 0.05673 | 125 | 94 | 20 | 11 |
1549 | I have one of our people embedded in their flock, but I can't tell which one he is. He's wearing sheep's clothing. | 1.3360 | 0.05441 | 125 | 92 | 24 | 9 |
1550 | Do you think they know it’s blended wool? | 1.3360 | 0.04812 | 125 | 92 | 26 | 7 |
1551 | First, let’s try and work with them and if that doesn’t work we can just eat ‘em. | 1.3360 | 0.05321 | 125 | 91 | 25 | 8 |
1552 | So, don't turn around, but we may have a problem. | 1.3360 | 0.05199 | 125 | 90 | 28 | 7 |
1553 | We need a border collie on our side | 1.3360 | 0.05073 | 125 | 89 | 30 | 6 |
1554 | Okay! Now what?? | 1.3360 | 0.05673 | 125 | 94 | 20 | 11 |
1555 | Sir, we may be outnumbered. | 1.3360 | 0.05321 | 125 | 91 | 26 | 8 |
1556 | Clearly, the reference to "sacrificial lamb" in your speech was a big mistake. | 1.3360 | 0.05199 | 125 | 90 | 28 | 7 |
1557 | Well, it appears the sheep union thinks that they may be fleeced. Honestly I'm afraid they may have out foxed us this time! | 1.3360 | 0.05321 | 125 | 91 | 26 | 8 |
1558 | Careful, they are not wearing masks. | 1.3360 | 0.05321 | 125 | 91 | 26 | 8 |
1559 | I told you it would go better if you came in sheep’s clothing! | 1.3360 | 0.05199 | 125 | 90 | 28 | 7 |
1560 | I told you a wool suit isn't what sheep's clothing means. | 1.3360 | 0.05673 | 125 | 94 | 20 | 11 |
1561 | I understand there are 170 million of them. | 1.3360 | 0.05321 | 125 | 91 | 26 | 8 |
1562 | Does the name Custer ring a bell? | 1.3360 | 0.05673 | 125 | 94 | 20 | 11 |
1563 | Don't worry, they'll follow us, they're sheep. | 1.3360 | 0.05673 | 125 | 94 | 20 | 11 |
1564 | They are upset because they believed you when you said that Covid was a hoax. | 1.3360 | 0.05558 | 125 | 93 | 22 | 10 |
1565 | Umm, yeah, in retrospect, I probably should have said the grass is 'usually' greener on the other side. | 1.3360 | 0.04464 | 125 | 92 | 27 | 6 |
1566 | I told you we should’ve worn wool suits. | 1.3360 | 0.05009 | 125 | 91 | 27 | 7 |
1567 | Um.... I think one of them is your lawyer | 1.3360 | 0.05199 | 125 | 90 | 28 | 7 |
1568 | I expressly warned you, "Zipper in front." | 1.3360 | 0.05441 | 125 | 92 | 24 | 9 |
1569 | They say the sheepdog is the only ambulance-chaser they need. | 1.3360 | 0.05558 | 125 | 93 | 22 | 10 |
1570 | And when you’re a star, they let you do it...grab ‘em by the lamb chop. | 1.3360 | 0.05558 | 125 | 93 | 22 | 10 |
1571 | No worries. They're all fake ewes. | 1.3360 | 0.05673 | 125 | 94 | 20 | 11 |
1572 | I didn't know sheep had a queen. I was hungry. | 1.3360 | 0.05786 | 125 | 95 | 18 | 12 |
1573 | Don’t blame me. I told you not to dress like a lawyer. | 1.3360 | 0.05073 | 125 | 89 | 30 | 6 |
1574 | It was just one lamb chop. Sheesh! | 1.3360 | 0.05073 | 125 | 89 | 30 | 6 |
1575 | I guess a wool blend won't cut it. | 1.3360 | 0.05558 | 125 | 93 | 22 | 10 |
1576 | Pst. I think they figured out they control the means of production. | 1.3360 | 0.05441 | 125 | 92 | 24 | 9 |
1577 | Why did you have to bring up mint jelly? | 1.3360 | 0.05558 | 125 | 93 | 22 | 10 |
1578 | I shouldn't have worn wool. | 1.3360 | 0.04944 | 125 | 88 | 32 | 5 |
1579 | Gerrymandering has really helped our party retain control of Congress. | 1.3360 | 0.05321 | 125 | 91 | 26 | 8 |
1580 | When I said, "Sheep's cloting," I didn't mean wool suits. | 1.3360 | 0.05199 | 125 | 90 | 28 | 7 |
1581 | I made the mistake of calling them WOLVES in sheep's clothimg. | 1.3360 | 0.04536 | 125 | 90 | 30 | 5 |
1582 | We should’ve worn cotton. | 1.3360 | 0.05199 | 125 | 90 | 28 | 7 |
1583 | Do you think they have the votes? | 1.3360 | 0.05199 | 125 | 90 | 28 | 7 |
1584 | We shouldn't have taught them how to read. | 1.3360 | 0.05558 | 125 | 93 | 22 | 10 |
1585 | I think that the switch to polyester suits has really upset them | 1.3360 | 0.05558 | 125 | 93 | 22 | 10 |
1586 | The boss is demanding a recount | 1.3360 | 0.05073 | 125 | 89 | 30 | 6 |
1587 | What the flock is their problem this time? | 1.3360 | 0.05673 | 125 | 94 | 20 | 11 |
1588 | Don't get me wrong, we look great...but I'm beginning to think the Sheep's clothing was less conspicuous. | 1.3360 | 0.05073 | 125 | 89 | 30 | 6 |
1589 | They're not buying that we're the wolves of wall street. | 1.3360 | 0.05199 | 125 | 90 | 28 | 7 |
1590 | I knew we should've gone with the polyester suits. | 1.3360 | 0.05558 | 125 | 93 | 22 | 10 |
1591 | Look, You can’t blame them. You ate their cousin. | 1.3360 | 0.05199 | 125 | 90 | 28 | 7 |
1592 | Don’t worry, it will be over by the time you count them all | 1.3360 | 0.05199 | 125 | 90 | 28 | 7 |
1593 | Sir, this voter fraud idea isn’t working | 1.3360 | 0.05073 | 125 | 94 | 22 | 9 |
1594 | Is this the ‘herd mentality’ you were talking about? | 1.3360 | 0.05321 | 125 | 91 | 26 | 8 |
1595 | Baaaad news, sir. They know they got fleeced. | 1.3360 | 0.05673 | 125 | 94 | 20 | 11 |
1596 | Do you think they’re mad these coats are wool? | 1.3360 | 0.05199 | 125 | 90 | 28 | 7 |
1597 | Have you tried huffing and puffing? | 1.3360 | 0.05199 | 125 | 90 | 28 | 7 |
1598 | You think they’ll buy it if we say we’re vegan now | 1.3360 | 0.05321 | 125 | 91 | 26 | 8 |
1599 | Scranton vs. Park Avenue | 1.3360 | 0.05199 | 125 | 90 | 28 | 7 |
1600 | I thought you ordered the pizza! | 1.3360 | 0.05199 | 125 | 90 | 28 | 7 |
1601 | Now they're demanding to be counted. | 1.3360 | 0.05321 | 125 | 91 | 26 | 8 |
1602 | As your attorney, I highly advise you to apologize for herding their feelings. | 1.3360 | 0.05558 | 125 | 93 | 22 | 10 |
1603 | This is bringing a whole new meaning to the word sheepish. | 1.3360 | 0.04536 | 125 | 90 | 30 | 5 |
1604 | Who’s the hangry wolf now? | 1.3360 | 0.05673 | 125 | 94 | 20 | 11 |
1605 | Lets tell them we’re still counting the votes. | 1.3360 | 0.05321 | 125 | 91 | 26 | 8 |
1606 | I know how it looks but they voted for me! | 1.3360 | 0.05073 | 125 | 89 | 29 | 6 |
1607 | Don’t care, not conceding. | 1.3360 | 0.05441 | 125 | 92 | 24 | 9 |
1608 | Voters in sheep’s clothing - that counts as fraud right? | 1.3360 | 0.05441 | 125 | 92 | 24 | 9 |
1609 | They're mad that we called Arizona for Biden" | 1.3360 | 0.05558 | 125 | 93 | 22 | 10 |
1610 | Who’s gonna tell them another lockdown is coming? | 1.3360 | 0.05199 | 125 | 90 | 28 | 7 |
1611 | I tried calling the shepherd but he's not answering. | 1.3359 | 0.05116 | 128 | 92 | 29 | 7 |
1612 | Are you sure you herd them correctly? They don't seem to think so. | 1.3333 | 0.05374 | 123 | 90 | 25 | 8 |
1613 | Put yourself in their clothing. | 1.3333 | 0.05374 | 123 | 90 | 25 | 8 |
1614 | They want to know where is the wolf in sheep’s clothing | 1.3333 | 0.05496 | 123 | 91 | 23 | 9 |
1615 | Not a black sheep among them. | 1.3333 | 0.04988 | 123 | 87 | 31 | 5 |
1616 | The sheepdog sold them out for a can of tennis balls. | 1.3333 | 0.05496 | 123 | 91 | 23 | 9 |
1617 | It was a lot easier to get corporate to follow us blindly. | 1.3333 | 0.05496 | 123 | 91 | 23 | 9 |
1618 | There's a Karen here to see you, sir. | 1.3333 | 0.05521 | 126 | 94 | 22 | 10 |
1619 | Actually, I'm feeling a bit sheepish myself in this suit. | 1.3333 | 0.04852 | 123 | 86 | 33 | 4 |
1620 | Why can't they just be okay with the system the way it's always been? | 1.3333 | 0.05496 | 123 | 90 | 23 | 9 |
1621 | If I were you, I'd get the flock out. | 1.3333 | 0.05616 | 123 | 92 | 21 | 10 |
1622 | Never underestimate the power of white pantsuits. | 1.3333 | 0.05849 | 123 | 94 | 17 | 12 |
1623 | I don't believe we can pull the wool over their eyes. | 1.3333 | 0.05374 | 123 | 90 | 25 | 8 |
1624 | Obviously, I misheard you. Being wolves in chic clothing is less than helpful. | 1.3333 | 0.05054 | 123 | 90 | 26 | 7 |
1625 | You're right, Bill - we're totally flocked. | 1.3333 | 0.05374 | 123 | 90 | 25 | 8 |
1626 | I told you we should wear sheep’s clothing. | 1.3333 | 0.05374 | 123 | 90 | 25 | 8 |
1627 | I still think we can pull the wool over their eyes. | 1.3333 | 0.05120 | 123 | 88 | 29 | 6 |
1628 | Fleece be with you. | 1.3333 | 0.05496 | 123 | 91 | 23 | 9 |
1629 | Turns out they want to be "heard", not "herd". | 1.3333 | 0.05616 | 123 | 92 | 21 | 10 |
1630 | I thought this was a right-to-work pasture. | 1.3333 | 0.05120 | 123 | 88 | 29 | 6 |
1631 | I think our covers been blown, they know we are the wolves of Wallstreet | 1.3333 | 0.05496 | 123 | 91 | 23 | 9 |
1632 | Usually they're much less hostile to predatory capitalism. | 1.3333 | 0.05374 | 123 | 90 | 25 | 8 |
1633 | Worsted was a bad idea. | 1.3333 | 0.05120 | 123 | 88 | 29 | 6 |
1634 | We need to get the flock out of here. | 1.3333 | 0.05496 | 123 | 91 | 23 | 9 |
1635 | The guy in the Brooks Brothers shop said it would be fine - he said that sheep's clothing was so last century ... | 1.3333 | 0.05616 | 123 | 92 | 21 | 10 |
1636 | They don't even bother to wear our clothes anymore... | 1.3333 | 0.05374 | 123 | 90 | 25 | 8 |
1637 | I told you "wear sheep's clothing," but no, you insisted on suits. | 1.3333 | 0.04852 | 123 | 86 | 33 | 4 |
1638 | It appears human clothing may be an even worse disguise. | 1.3333 | 0.04642 | 123 | 92 | 24 | 7 |
1639 | Let’s hope they are all wolves in sheep’s clothing. | 1.3333 | 0.05248 | 123 | 89 | 27 | 7 |
1640 | I told you they would ask what the suits were made of... | 1.3333 | 0.05374 | 123 | 90 | 25 | 8 |
1641 | The won’t deal unless we are wearing American wool! | 1.3333 | 0.05374 | 123 | 90 | 25 | 8 |
1642 | I don't think we're fooling them. | 1.3333 | 0.05374 | 123 | 90 | 25 | 8 |
1643 | Tell them the suits are polyester and we're vegetarians." | 1.3333 | 0.05374 | 123 | 90 | 25 | 8 |
1644 | Our strategic acquisition program has generated some ill will in the masses. | 1.3333 | 0.05184 | 123 | 96 | 16 | 11 |
1645 | I understand their concern, but wool makes me itch all over. | 1.3333 | 0.05374 | 123 | 90 | 25 | 8 |
1646 | We better tell them the grass is greener over there NOW. | 1.3333 | 0.05374 | 123 | 90 | 25 | 8 |
1647 | Know where I can get some sheep's clothing? | 1.3333 | 0.05496 | 123 | 91 | 23 | 9 |
1648 | The sheep are waiting on their dear leader for what to do next | 1.3333 | 0.05496 | 123 | 91 | 23 | 9 |
1649 | I told you we should have gone with a poly blend, | 1.3333 | 0.04852 | 123 | 86 | 33 | 4 |
1650 | Are you sure one of them is our guy? | 1.3333 | 0.05734 | 123 | 93 | 19 | 11 |
1651 | we may have been better off choosing the linen suits. | 1.3333 | 0.05248 | 123 | 89 | 27 | 7 |
1652 | I'm beginning to think 100% wool was a bad idea. | 1.3333 | 0.05616 | 123 | 92 | 21 | 10 |
1653 | C'mon, call yourself a wolf? That's just one sheep voting against you 77,090,658 times | 1.3333 | 0.05734 | 123 | 93 | 19 | 11 |
1654 | She's pasture prime. It's funny, right? | 1.3333 | 0.05616 | 123 | 92 | 21 | 10 |
1655 | Smarty-pants border collies taught them how to organize and now I think they're onto us. | 1.3333 | 0.05248 | 123 | 89 | 27 | 7 |
1656 | We herd that." | 1.3333 | 0.05248 | 123 | 89 | 27 | 7 |
1657 | So do you still think cloning sheep is a good idea? | 1.3333 | 0.05120 | 123 | 88 | 29 | 6 |
1658 | Considering everything else, you wouldn't think the wool suits would be such a huge issue. | 1.3333 | 0.05374 | 123 | 90 | 25 | 8 |
1659 | They think you’re a turncoat. | 1.3333 | 0.05374 | 123 | 90 | 25 | 8 |
1660 | They are doubting the herd immunity promise | 1.3333 | 0.05248 | 123 | 89 | 27 | 7 |
1661 | I still can’t sleep. Let’s do a recount. | 1.3333 | 0.05248 | 123 | 89 | 27 | 7 |
1662 | So, I guess we are looking at a class action suit, huh? | 1.3333 | 0.05616 | 123 | 92 | 21 | 10 |
1663 | Their union boss says mutton is off the table. | 1.3333 | 0.05248 | 123 | 89 | 27 | 7 |
1664 | Dude, I think we seriously underestimated the #sheep -too movement. | 1.3333 | 0.05374 | 123 | 90 | 25 | 8 |
1665 | The Republicans told them they’d won. | 1.3333 | 0.05616 | 123 | 92 | 21 | 10 |
1666 | Recount | 1.3333 | 0.05120 | 123 | 88 | 29 | 6 |
1667 | Let’s get the flock outta here. | 1.3333 | 0.05616 | 123 | 92 | 21 | 10 |
1668 | Maybe if we just ignore them, they won't be able to pull the wool over our eyes. | 1.3333 | 0.05374 | 123 | 90 | 25 | 8 |
1669 | Tell them it’s sharkskin. | 1.3333 | 0.05496 | 123 | 91 | 23 | 9 |
1670 | It might look like we’re outnumbered, but we should really wait until the recount comes in. | 1.3333 | 0.05616 | 123 | 92 | 21 | 10 |
1671 | 100% Merino, why? | 1.3333 | 0.05435 | 123 | 93 | 20 | 10 |
1672 | You tell them all the tickets to Trump’s rally are sold! | 1.3333 | 0.05734 | 123 | 93 | 19 | 11 |
1673 | Great. No problem getting to sleep tonight. | 1.3333 | 0.05248 | 123 | 89 | 27 | 7 |
1674 | I’m not trying to pull the wool over anyone’s eyes. | 1.3333 | 0.05374 | 123 | 90 | 25 | 8 |
1675 | I called the sheep whisperer. | 1.3333 | 0.05496 | 123 | 91 | 23 | 9 |
1676 | Don’t tell me you want another recount | 1.3333 | 0.05734 | 123 | 93 | 19 | 11 |
1677 | Sure they're organized, but do they know it was us? | 1.3333 | 0.05248 | 123 | 88 | 27 | 7 |
1678 | I can tell you this, morale has never been higher, they all hate you! | 1.3333 | 0.05616 | 123 | 92 | 21 | 10 |
1679 | Don't look now but the black sheep has gone missing. | 1.3333 | 0.05734 | 123 | 93 | 19 | 11 |
1680 | What it means is that they're contemplating the class action, and I'm wearing the suit. | 1.3333 | 0.05734 | 123 | 93 | 19 | 11 |
1681 | These sheeple only listen to Fox! | 1.3333 | 0.05374 | 123 | 90 | 25 | 8 |
1682 | Forget it. You can no longer pull the wool over their eyes. | 1.3333 | 0.05616 | 123 | 92 | 21 | 10 |
1683 | I told you not to buy wool suits. | 1.3333 | 0.05120 | 123 | 88 | 29 | 6 |
1684 | Perhaps "sheep's clothing" meant more than just wool... | 1.3333 | 0.05248 | 123 | 89 | 27 | 7 |
1685 | They want health insurance with blanket coverage | 1.3333 | 0.04988 | 123 | 87 | 31 | 5 |
1686 | I’ll give you fifty bucks to cry wolf. | 1.3333 | 0.05496 | 123 | 91 | 23 | 9 |
1687 | What do you mean we need a recount! | 1.3333 | 0.05374 | 123 | 90 | 25 | 8 |
1688 | I told you that if we wanted to appear in sheep's clothing we'd have to do better than wool suits. | 1.3333 | 0.04783 | 123 | 93 | 22 | 8 |
1689 | I think they've started to figure out who we are. | 1.3333 | 0.05248 | 123 | 89 | 27 | 7 |
1690 | Just our luck -- it's casual Friday. | 1.3333 | 0.05496 | 123 | 91 | 23 | 9 |
1691 | I think we have to gerrymander the fences for the next election. | 1.3333 | 0.05120 | 123 | 87 | 29 | 6 |
1692 | I think they're on to you, Mr. President. | 1.3333 | 0.05496 | 123 | 91 | 23 | 9 |
1693 | Yup. they've gone astray alright. | 1.3333 | 0.05248 | 123 | 89 | 27 | 7 |
1694 | I think you just lost your base. | 1.3333 | 0.05374 | 123 | 90 | 25 | 8 |
1695 | Yo,dude, do you think they're starting to see through the façade? | 1.3333 | 0.05616 | 123 | 92 | 21 | 10 |
1696 | Sir, the troops have asked me to tell you that they really don't like the new uniforms. | 1.3333 | 0.05734 | 123 | 93 | 19 | 11 |
1697 | I ‘m just grateful for the silence. | 1.3333 | 0.05616 | 123 | 92 | 21 | 10 |
1698 | These will be yummy. It's the protesters with the red hats that give me indigestion. | 1.3333 | 0.05496 | 123 | 91 | 23 | 9 |
1699 | They consider it cultural appropriation. | 1.3333 | 0.05496 | 123 | 91 | 23 | 9 |
1700 | They say wearing their clothing is cultural appropriation. | 1.3333 | 0.05374 | 123 | 90 | 25 | 8 |
1701 | I recommend we agree to a recount. | 1.3333 | 0.05374 | 123 | 90 | 25 | 8 |
1702 | Stop counting. We can’t afford to fall asleep with that many of them. | 1.3333 | 0.05849 | 123 | 94 | 17 | 12 |
1703 | I told you we would be the only ones wearing wool suits. | 1.3333 | 0.04988 | 123 | 87 | 31 | 5 |
1704 | We are treated so unfairly. They know it's mostly polyester. | 1.3333 | 0.05616 | 123 | 92 | 21 | 10 |
1705 | We'll tell them 'there's no way anyone is missing,' and demand a recount. | 1.3333 | 0.05616 | 123 | 92 | 21 | 10 |
1706 | Not sure what’s wrong with this group, sir- the field on the far right just let us pull the wool over their eyes. | 1.3333 | 0.05374 | 123 | 90 | 25 | 8 |
1707 | Ohhhh SHEEP'S clothing... | 1.3333 | 0.05374 | 123 | 90 | 25 | 8 |
1708 | More Facebook users find out they’re the product | 1.3333 | 0.05616 | 123 | 92 | 21 | 10 |
1709 | You were supposed to pull the wool OVER their eyes. | 1.3333 | 0.05734 | 123 | 93 | 19 | 11 |
1710 | I think they're catching on... | 1.3333 | 0.05849 | 123 | 94 | 17 | 12 |
1711 | I told you we should have worn white! | 1.3333 | 0.05496 | 123 | 91 | 23 | 9 |
1712 | They don’t look very sheepish, do they? | 1.3333 | 0.05616 | 123 | 92 | 21 | 10 |
1713 | They’re not too happy with our herd immunity approach. | 1.3333 | 0.05248 | 123 | 89 | 27 | 7 |
1714 | Are we sure they are sheep? | 1.3333 | 0.05248 | 123 | 89 | 27 | 7 |
1715 | Well, technically they were made from sheep’s clothing. . | 1.3333 | 0.05248 | 123 | 89 | 27 | 7 |
1716 | Sheep’s clothing next time. | 1.3333 | 0.05120 | 123 | 88 | 29 | 6 |
1717 | Darn, they’ve unionized here too | 1.3333 | 0.05374 | 123 | 90 | 25 | 8 |
1718 | Even I thought they would have figured it out by now... | 1.3333 | 0.05184 | 123 | 90 | 24 | 8 |
1719 | #MeatToo | 1.3333 | 0.05849 | 123 | 94 | 17 | 12 |
1720 | I thought you said muttony... | 1.3333 | 0.05248 | 123 | 89 | 27 | 7 |
1721 | If we count them all, will we ever wake up from the nightmare? | 1.3333 | 0.05496 | 123 | 91 | 23 | 9 |
1722 | „Let’s face it, clothing alone doesn’t do it anymore, now they want sheep‘s attitude.“ | 1.3333 | 0.05120 | 123 | 88 | 29 | 6 |
1723 | have you ever read animal farm?.. | 1.3333 | 0.05374 | 123 | 90 | 25 | 8 |
1724 | What can I say it’s herd mentality | 1.3333 | 0.05496 | 123 | 91 | 23 | 9 |
1725 | This is having an opposite effect on my insomnia. | 1.3333 | 0.05374 | 123 | 90 | 25 | 8 |
1726 | I thought you said herd immunity was a popular solution. | 1.3333 | 0.05496 | 123 | 91 | 23 | 9 |
1727 | Who taught them herd mentality? | 1.3333 | 0.05616 | 123 | 92 | 21 | 10 |
1728 | „Sir, maybe you should consider conceding.“ | 1.3333 | 0.05616 | 123 | 92 | 21 | 10 |
1729 | Come on Blitzer, it was the 60s, at a high school costume party. Wool face was acceptable back then. | 1.3306 | 0.05458 | 124 | 92 | 23 | 9 |
1730 | It’s not my job to deal with herd mentality. | 1.3306 | 0.05428 | 121 | 89 | 24 | 8 |
1731 | I'm gonna say the wool suits didn't go over as we'd hoped? | 1.3306 | 0.05168 | 121 | 87 | 28 | 6 |
1732 | Really? You thought wool suits was a good idea? | 1.3306 | 0.05428 | 121 | 89 | 24 | 8 |
1733 | I guess we didn't pull the wool over their eyes | 1.3306 | 0.05428 | 121 | 89 | 24 | 8 |
1734 | They can tell it’s a polyester blend. | 1.3306 | 0.05428 | 121 | 89 | 24 | 8 |
1735 | Look'n baahhhhhad for 2024! | 1.3306 | 0.05168 | 121 | 80 | 25 | 5 |
1736 | It would be wiser, under the circumstances, to raise the minimum wage. | 1.3306 | 0.05299 | 121 | 88 | 26 | 7 |
1737 | Something tells me we didn't to very well in the polls this election. | 1.3306 | 0.05796 | 121 | 92 | 18 | 11 |
1738 | This isn't what I meant when I said wool suits. | 1.3306 | 0.05299 | 121 | 88 | 26 | 7 |
1739 | You idiot! I said SHEEP suits, not SHARP suits. | 1.3306 | 0.05428 | 121 | 89 | 24 | 8 |
1740 | Okay, fine, you were right about business casual. | 1.3306 | 0.05428 | 121 | 89 | 24 | 8 |
1741 | They say you led them on. | 1.3306 | 0.05676 | 121 | 91 | 20 | 10 |
1742 | They're acting tough. But when you get to know them better they're really quite tender. | 1.3306 | 0.05168 | 121 | 87 | 28 | 6 |
1743 | where is that fence UNCLE DONALD promissed us for all those votes we ate? | 1.3306 | 0.05299 | 121 | 88 | 26 | 7 |
1744 | As the Senate Majority Leader, I can assure you that the Republicans are solidly behind you....again. | 1.3306 | 0.05428 | 121 | 89 | 24 | 8 |
1745 | Just tell them we are just sheep in wolves clothing They're just sheep, tell the lie enough they will believe it | 1.3306 | 0.05553 | 121 | 90 | 22 | 9 |
1746 | Personally, I think it's time you conceded that you lost this vote. | 1.3306 | 0.05914 | 121 | 93 | 16 | 12 |
1747 | Explain to them that our suits are made from alpaca and not Merino. That should soothe them. | 1.3306 | 0.05168 | 121 | 87 | 28 | 6 |
1748 | Fake news won't report it, but we're winning BIG with the sheep. | 1.3306 | 0.05168 | 121 | 87 | 28 | 6 |
1749 | I’m really not sure...I kept falling asleep. | 1.3306 | 0.05796 | 121 | 92 | 18 | 11 |
1750 | Evidently this is not what they mean by "Sheeps clothing" | 1.3306 | 0.05168 | 121 | 87 | 28 | 6 |
1751 | I'm not going to lie. It looks baaaaaaad. | 1.3306 | 0.05299 | 121 | 88 | 26 | 7 |
1752 | How's that cloning working out for ya, Bill? | 1.3306 | 0.05914 | 121 | 93 | 16 | 12 |
1753 | Me too — makes me feel sheepish... | 1.3306 | 0.05796 | 121 | 92 | 18 | 11 |
1754 | Looks like they've finally learned to stand up for themselves. | 1.3306 | 0.05796 | 121 | 92 | 18 | 11 |
1755 | Looks like they're on to you. | 1.3306 | 0.05168 | 121 | 87 | 28 | 6 |
1756 | Well it’s a cotton-wool blend, sir. | 1.3306 | 0.05676 | 121 | 91 | 20 | 10 |
1757 | What did you say these “cool” suits were made of again? | 1.3306 | 0.05299 | 121 | 88 | 26 | 7 |
1758 | You forgot to pull the wool over their eyes before you got them to stand up for you. | 1.3306 | 0.05796 | 121 | 92 | 18 | 11 |
1759 | Do you think they noticed? | 1.3306 | 0.05796 | 121 | 92 | 18 | 11 |
1760 | They say they're mad as hell, and they're not going to take it anymore. | 1.3306 | 0.05428 | 121 | 89 | 24 | 8 |
1761 | You really thought you could pull a wool-blend over their eyes? | 1.3306 | 0.05033 | 121 | 91 | 22 | 8 |
1762 | I just don't like the odds. | 1.3306 | 0.04894 | 121 | 85 | 32 | 4 |
1763 | Don’t worry, they’ll go along with it. | 1.3306 | 0.05168 | 121 | 87 | 28 | 6 |
1764 | I knew this was a bad spot for a rally; this county is more blewe than red! | 1.3306 | 0.04529 | 121 | 90 | 25 | 6 |
1765 | I tried to calculate your disapproval rate but I kept falling asleep. | 1.3306 | 0.05553 | 121 | 90 | 22 | 9 |
1766 | They think they have herd immunity. | 1.3306 | 0.05428 | 121 | 89 | 24 | 8 |
1767 | they really were wolves in sheeps clothing | 1.3306 | 0.05796 | 121 | 92 | 18 | 11 |
1768 | They all believed what you said, and now they're mad because they look like just a herd of sheep. | 1.3306 | 0.05676 | 121 | 91 | 20 | 10 |
1769 | If you count the legal votes, we easily win. | 1.3306 | 0.05796 | 121 | 92 | 18 | 11 |
1770 | Yes, Mr. President. I do believe you've gained their trust. | 1.3306 | 0.05553 | 121 | 90 | 22 | 9 |
1771 | I don't get it, Bro. We paid top dollar for these new wool suits, but for some reason they won't let us join their flock. | 1.3306 | 0.05299 | 121 | 88 | 26 | 7 |
1772 | Someone told them to beware of wolves in sharp clothing. | 1.3306 | 0.05101 | 121 | 89 | 25 | 7 |
1773 | I told you we should have worn 100% and not a wool blend. | 1.3306 | 0.05676 | 121 | 91 | 20 | 10 |
1774 | I knew we needed wool to blend in, I just didn’t know it was barnyard chic. | 1.3306 | 0.05299 | 121 | 88 | 26 | 7 |
1775 | It doesn't matter that the suits are Armani; the sheep's clothing was better | 1.3306 | 0.05553 | 121 | 90 | 22 | 9 |
1776 | Nothing unites an angry mob faster than a wolf in a polyester suit | 1.3306 | 0.05428 | 121 | 89 | 24 | 8 |
1777 | Guess we overdressed. | 1.3306 | 0.05168 | 121 | 87 | 28 | 6 |
1778 | We drove too hard a deal and they feel they got fleeced. | 1.3306 | 0.05299 | 121 | 88 | 26 | 7 |
1779 | we could make a killing on sweaters | 1.3306 | 0.05428 | 121 | 89 | 24 | 8 |
1780 | If you think they look angry angry today, wait until we really fleece them tomorrow. | 1.3306 | 0.05553 | 121 | 90 | 22 | 9 |
1781 | They want to know why you're wearing polyester. | 1.3306 | 0.05676 | 121 | 91 | 20 | 10 |
1782 | You know, their clothes are very itchy | 1.3306 | 0.05299 | 121 | 88 | 26 | 7 |
1783 | I think they figured out who the actual sheep are. | 1.3306 | 0.05428 | 121 | 89 | 24 | 8 |
1784 | Do you understand now why the company dress code specifically banned lamb skin loafers? | 1.3306 | 0.05553 | 121 | 90 | 22 | 9 |
1785 | I said The Four Seasons Hotel, not Four Seasons Farming Supplies | 1.3306 | 0.05676 | 121 | 91 | 20 | 10 |
1786 | Dont look at me, Im wearing silk. | 1.3306 | 0.05796 | 121 | 92 | 18 | 11 |
1787 | Sir, they’ve achieved herd mentality | 1.3306 | 0.05428 | 121 | 89 | 24 | 8 |
1788 | I think we have a situation here! | 1.3306 | 0.05428 | 121 | 89 | 24 | 8 |
1789 | how many did you count last night | 1.3306 | 0.05553 | 121 | 90 | 22 | 9 |
1790 | Listen, we should just admit we lost fair and square ! They seem angry. | 1.3306 | 0.05299 | 121 | 88 | 26 | 7 |
1791 | Do you think they've figured out what's best for us isn't best for them? | 1.3306 | 0.05428 | 121 | 89 | 24 | 8 |
1792 | They’re asking to see some ID. | 1.3282 | 0.05018 | 131 | 95 | 29 | 7 |
1793 | They say they want the right to self-shear. And they demand that someone called Lambchop is allowed to stop singing. | 1.3277 | 0.05217 | 119 | 86 | 27 | 6 |
1794 | They are saying something about losing Little Bo Beep . | 1.3277 | 0.05352 | 119 | 87 | 25 | 7 |
1795 | I say we go see the three little pigs. | 1.3277 | 0.05352 | 119 | 86 | 25 | 7 |
1796 | i just said wolf lives matter | 1.3277 | 0.05483 | 119 | 88 | 23 | 8 |
1797 | Maybe we shouldn't have agreed to redistricting. | 1.3277 | 0.05217 | 119 | 86 | 27 | 6 |
1798 | I swear, it was totally consensual! | 1.3277 | 0.05612 | 119 | 89 | 21 | 9 |
1799 | It's collective bargaining, sir. They're demanding overtime pay for sleep inducement. | 1.3277 | 0.05483 | 119 | 88 | 23 | 8 |
1800 | No old boy. The wager is you have to guess which one is the real sheep. | 1.3277 | 0.05612 | 119 | 89 | 21 | 9 |
1801 | Wait, they know you're a wolf, right? | 1.3277 | 0.05737 | 119 | 90 | 19 | 10 |
1802 | Well, Stan, they saw your college yearbook photo from when you dressed up as a sheep and now they’re calling for your resignation. | 1.3277 | 0.05352 | 119 | 87 | 25 | 7 |
1803 | I counted 157 before I fell asleep | 1.3277 | 0.05217 | 119 | 86 | 27 | 6 |
1804 | Ok, ok! I concede! | 1.3248 | 0.05540 | 117 | 87 | 22 | 7 |
1805 | I think they suspect something. | 1.3248 | 0.05126 | 117 | 84 | 28 | 5 |
1806 | I don’t know why they’re upset. We stole the election fair and square. | 1.3248 | 0.06049 | 117 | 91 | 14 | 12 |
1807 | I told you these wool suits wouldn't help us blend in. | 1.3248 | 0.05126 | 117 | 84 | 28 | 5 |
1808 | The Trump and Pence disguises fooled them for a little while. | 1.3248 | 0.05540 | 117 | 87 | 22 | 8 |
1809 | They’re down and they don’t want to be comforted. | 1.3248 | 0.05800 | 117 | 89 | 18 | 10 |
1810 | Let ‘em unionize,” you said | 1.3248 | 0.05406 | 117 | 86 | 24 | 7 |
1811 | Tell them that I have fired the shepherd to insure their protection | 1.3248 | 0.05672 | 117 | 88 | 20 | 9 |
1812 | Sir, they're saying you promised them they'd be 'released' not 're-fleeced'. | 1.3248 | 0.05540 | 117 | 87 | 21 | 8 |
1813 | It doesn't matter what we're wearing. Most of them will still follow us. | 1.3248 | 0.05268 | 117 | 85 | 26 | 6 |
1814 | All you can do is tuck in your tail, accept defeat, but I’m afraid you’re stuck with them | 1.3248 | 0.05672 | 117 | 88 | 20 | 9 |
1815 | They're not happy about not being allowed to socially distance. | 1.3248 | 0.05540 | 117 | 87 | 22 | 8 |
1816 | They ain’t accepting the news, should we change the narrative? | 1.3248 | 0.05126 | 117 | 84 | 28 | 5 |
1817 | Stop worrying. They don’t bite. | 1.3248 | 0.05540 | 117 | 87 | 22 | 8 |
1818 | I know they’re mad about the wool suits, but I feel good. | 1.3248 | 0.05672 | 117 | 88 | 20 | 9 |
1819 | Quick!! Pull the wool over your eyes! | 1.3248 | 0.05672 | 117 | 88 | 20 | 9 |
1820 | I miss the old days, before they unionized. | 1.3248 | 0.05126 | 117 | 84 | 28 | 5 |
1821 | I never knew how much they cared about that old “wolf in sheep’s clothing” cliché. | 1.3248 | 0.04830 | 117 | 82 | 32 | 3 |
1822 | “Well Harold, apparently they don’t like it when you tell them you're gonna pull the wool over their eyes. “ | 1.3248 | 0.05268 | 117 | 85 | 26 | 6 |
1823 | I think it’s our polyester suits... | 1.3248 | 0.04348 | 117 | 84 | 30 | 3 |
1824 | I told you we shouldn't have taken Animal Farm seriously" | 1.3248 | 0.05540 | 117 | 87 | 22 | 8 |
1825 | Have you ever thought of switching to poultry? | 1.3248 | 0.05126 | 117 | 84 | 28 | 5 |
1826 | Do you think we can convince them that we're sheep in wolves' clothing? | 1.3248 | 0.05126 | 117 | 84 | 28 | 5 |
1827 | Don't worry, we'll just say the grass will trickle down. Works every time! | 1.3248 | 0.05406 | 117 | 86 | 24 | 7 |
1828 | So, technically you’re right: Wool is ‘sheep’s clothing.’ But even so... | 1.3248 | 0.05672 | 117 | 88 | 20 | 9 |
1829 | I say we make a run for it. | 1.3248 | 0.05406 | 117 | 86 | 24 | 7 |
1830 | Nevada only counted half of these sheep before falling asleep. | 1.3248 | 0.05540 | 117 | 87 | 22 | 8 |
1831 | There are a lot of them. I tried counting but fell asleep. | 1.3248 | 0.05268 | 117 | 85 | 26 | 6 |
1832 | Things are a bit testy since I've become a spokesman for Ambien. | 1.3248 | 0.05268 | 117 | 85 | 26 | 6 |
1833 | It seemed like a pretty good disguise, at first. I think the shoes gave me away. | 1.3248 | 0.05126 | 117 | 84 | 28 | 5 |
1834 | Drop the suit, they figured it out again. | 1.3248 | 0.05406 | 117 | 86 | 24 | 7 |
1835 | We need a border collie or two. | 1.3248 | 0.05672 | 117 | 88 | 20 | 9 |
1836 | Looks like the serge suits aren't as convincing as the lambswool. | 1.3248 | 0.05126 | 117 | 84 | 28 | 5 |
1837 | I don't think we can hope for a silence of the lambs. | 1.3248 | 0.05540 | 117 | 87 | 22 | 8 |
1838 | He's called Sleepy Joe because he tried to count all of them. | 1.3248 | 0.05268 | 117 | 85 | 26 | 6 |
1839 | All the way here, they're like...who are you wearing? Just who are you wearing? | 1.3248 | 0.05406 | 117 | 86 | 24 | 7 |
1840 | Costumes look great--we'll just have to work on their body language. | 1.3248 | 0.05540 | 117 | 87 | 22 | 8 |
1841 | I told you we should have worn our masks. | 1.3248 | 0.05406 | 117 | 86 | 24 | 7 |
1842 | The shepherd enrolled the entire flock in an assertiveness training class. | 1.3248 | 0.05126 | 117 | 84 | 28 | 5 |
1843 | It sure gives new meaning to the term 'wool gathering.' | 1.3248 | 0.05268 | 117 | 85 | 26 | 6 |
1844 | Surely they can see the humor here? | 1.3248 | 0.05540 | 117 | 87 | 22 | 8 |
1845 | It might not be as effective, but it's certainly less itchy. | 1.3248 | 0.05406 | 117 | 86 | 24 | 7 |
1846 | „I believe they have finally learned to count“ | 1.3248 | 0.05406 | 117 | 86 | 24 | 7 |
1847 | Wolf 1: The Vaccine is useless to them. Wolf 2: Yes, but they dont know that. Go with the script! | 1.3248 | 0.04980 | 117 | 83 | 30 | 4 |
1848 | Sheep are sheep, don't give up, they'll eventually come around. | 1.3248 | 0.04980 | 117 | 83 | 30 | 4 |
1849 | I swear I wasn’t mansplaining. | 1.3248 | 0.05540 | 117 | 87 | 22 | 8 |
1850 | Remember those kids that got separated from their parents, under your administration, back in 2020? | 1.3248 | 0.05672 | 117 | 88 | 20 | 9 |
1851 | We can start eating them after Georgia Senate runoffs are over | 1.3248 | 0.05268 | 117 | 85 | 26 | 6 |
1852 | don’t worry, this is just the half that hate you. | 1.3248 | 0.05800 | 117 | 89 | 18 | 10 |
1853 | They want to know if the vaccine has been tested on animals... | 1.3248 | 0.05268 | 117 | 85 | 26 | 6 |
1854 | So do you think they’re really sheep or wolves in sheep’s clothing? | 1.3248 | 0.05268 | 117 | 85 | 26 | 6 |
1855 | They’re demanding a recount because whomever was counting them fell asleep on the job. | 1.3248 | 0.05540 | 117 | 87 | 22 | 8 |
1856 | ...they caught on, now what? | 1.3248 | 0.05406 | 117 | 86 | 24 | 7 |
1857 | We’ll just tell them we’re actually sheep but in wolf clothing | 1.3248 | 0.05406 | 117 | 86 | 24 | 7 |
1858 | I didn’t realize they took the dress code that seriously! | 1.3248 | 0.05800 | 117 | 89 | 18 | 10 |
1859 | Ok, what lies have you got ready? | 1.3248 | 0.05926 | 117 | 90 | 16 | 11 |
1860 | The silent majority | 1.3248 | 0.05268 | 117 | 85 | 26 | 6 |
1861 | We'll say, under our new plan, 99% of them don't have to get eaten. | 1.3217 | 0.05319 | 115 | 84 | 25 | 6 |
1862 | I think they're angry they haven't been finalists in the New Yorker cartoon caption contest. Especially number 730. | 1.3217 | 0.05599 | 115 | 86 | 21 | 8 |
1863 | It's not like they were thrilled when we were dressed in their clothing either. | 1.3217 | 0.05319 | 115 | 84 | 25 | 6 |
1864 | Well, yeah. You do need the women's vote but if you can't tell them apart then you really should not grab them to check and expect it to be a winning move. | 1.3217 | 0.05599 | 115 | 86 | 21 | 8 |
1865 | They claim we’re underpaying them for our sheep’s clothing. They’re tired of having the wool pulled over their eyes and being fleeced. | 1.3217 | 0.05733 | 115 | 87 | 18 | 9 |
1866 | Is it because we keep fleecing them? | 1.3217 | 0.05865 | 115 | 88 | 17 | 10 |
1867 | Tell them under our constitution the popular vote doesn't matter | 1.3217 | 0.05461 | 115 | 85 | 23 | 7 |
1868 | Where's Waldo? Who's Waldo? | 1.3217 | 0.05865 | 115 | 88 | 17 | 10 |
1869 | Why don't I start with the warm welcome and you can finish with the wool sweater and the lamb chop thing? | 1.3217 | 0.05319 | 115 | 84 | 25 | 6 |
1870 | I suspect they're on to us. | 1.3217 | 0.05174 | 115 | 83 | 27 | 5 |
1871 | This me-ewe movement doesn't look good for us | 1.3217 | 0.05461 | 115 | 85 | 23 | 7 |
1872 | Next time, maybe don’t lead by asking if anyone has some mint jelly. | 1.3217 | 0.05599 | 115 | 86 | 21 | 8 |
1873 | And they complained so much when we dressed like them | 1.3217 | 0.05319 | 115 | 84 | 25 | 6 |
1874 | Do you think they know we tried to fleece them of their savings? | 1.3217 | 0.05319 | 115 | 84 | 25 | 6 |
1875 | They want reparations. | 1.3217 | 0.05319 | 115 | 84 | 25 | 6 |
1876 | Ralph, I think we need to set up a meeting with HR... | 1.3217 | 0.05865 | 115 | 88 | 17 | 10 |
1877 | I told you we were overdressed. | 1.3217 | 0.05319 | 115 | 84 | 25 | 6 |
1878 | Wolfs of Wool Street | 1.3217 | 0.05599 | 115 | 86 | 21 | 8 |
1879 | Psst. You're tail is showing. | 1.3217 | 0.05599 | 115 | 86 | 21 | 8 |
1880 | I told you we should have worn sheep's clothing instead of Armani. | 1.3217 | 0.05599 | 115 | 86 | 21 | 8 |
1881 | Evolving into an upright position seems to have made us all suspicious of each others' intentions. | 1.3217 | 0.05319 | 115 | 84 | 25 | 6 |
1882 | Maybe they don't like us dressed up as lawyers. Let's ditch the suits. | 1.3217 | 0.05319 | 115 | 84 | 25 | 6 |
1883 | Dress for the job you want," they said. | 1.3217 | 0.05319 | 115 | 84 | 25 | 6 |
1884 | Just tell them to flock off. | 1.3217 | 0.05733 | 115 | 87 | 19 | 9 |
1885 | Ruling by fear doesn't work anymore. Be humble. Self-deprecate. Chase your tail for a minute. Maybe even catch it. | 1.3217 | 0.05461 | 115 | 85 | 23 | 7 |
1886 | I thought our man on the inside would solve this problem." | 1.3217 | 0.05733 | 115 | 87 | 19 | 9 |
1887 | Yeah, me too... I could have sworn he said "Veep's clothing." | 1.3217 | 0.05599 | 115 | 86 | 21 | 8 |
1888 | The mob said so. | 1.3217 | 0.05599 | 115 | 86 | 21 | 8 |
1889 | They just found out you represent Big Pharma sleep aids. | 1.3217 | 0.05865 | 115 | 88 | 17 | 10 |
1890 | I told you this would happen when we stopped wearing the sheep’s clothing. | 1.3217 | 0.05461 | 115 | 85 | 23 | 7 |
1891 | Sir, I don’t think they want to hear that black sheep lives matter | 1.3217 | 0.05733 | 115 | 87 | 19 | 9 |
1892 | Who are ewe lookin’ at? | 1.3217 | 0.05733 | 115 | 87 | 19 | 9 |
1893 | You're right - sheep's clothing would have been better. | 1.3217 | 0.05599 | 115 | 86 | 21 | 8 |
1894 | So much for thinking they wouldn't notice the suits we made out of the black one. | 1.3217 | 0.05319 | 115 | 84 | 25 | 6 |
1895 | Suddenly I feel a bit sheepish. | 1.3217 | 0.05599 | 115 | 86 | 21 | 8 |
1896 | I really think it’s time you conceded the election. | 1.3217 | 0.05319 | 115 | 84 | 25 | 6 |
1897 | Guess we shouldn't have eaten the sheep dog. | 1.3217 | 0.05865 | 115 | 88 | 17 | 10 |
1898 | I can always wear silk. | 1.3217 | 0.05024 | 115 | 82 | 29 | 4 |
1899 | I think they know. | 1.3217 | 0.05461 | 115 | 85 | 23 | 7 |
1900 | Operation 'Pull the Wool Over their Eyes' has failed. | 1.3217 | 0.05865 | 115 | 88 | 17 | 10 |
1901 | I'm going with howling and mutilating as forms of free speech. | 1.3217 | 0.05461 | 115 | 85 | 23 | 7 |
1902 | It appears that COVID work from home has allowed the sheep to fact check me before I fleeced them. | 1.3217 | 0.05461 | 115 | 85 | 23 | 7 |
1903 | I heard three pigs moved in down the street. Let's try that instead. | 1.3217 | 0.05599 | 115 | 86 | 21 | 8 |
1904 | Who knew sheep can count sheep? | 1.3217 | 0.05733 | 115 | 87 | 19 | 9 |
1905 | Where the hell is my sheep's clothing? | 1.3217 | 0.05461 | 115 | 85 | 23 | 7 |
1906 | I guess we'd better give them their recount. | 1.3217 | 0.05024 | 115 | 82 | 29 | 4 |
1907 | Yes, but consider the optics. | 1.3217 | 0.05461 | 115 | 85 | 23 | 7 |
1908 | ...and now, the whole flock hates me for choosing Dolly for my last dinner. | 1.3217 | 0.05865 | 115 | 88 | 17 | 10 |
1909 | The suits didn't work any better than wearing sheep's clothing | 1.3217 | 0.05174 | 115 | 83 | 27 | 5 |
1910 | I feel that they're about to break their silence. | 1.3217 | 0.05319 | 115 | 84 | 25 | 6 |
1911 | OK Mike. Looks like it's time to spin another yarn. | 1.3217 | 0.05174 | 115 | 83 | 27 | 5 |
1912 | They expected a wolf in sheep's clothing, not a suit from the Men's Warehouse. | 1.3217 | 0.05994 | 115 | 89 | 15 | 11 |
1913 | Just tell them in order to save the herd we will be doing a little downsizing tonight | 1.3217 | 0.05174 | 115 | 83 | 27 | 5 |
1914 | I think they’ve had enough of the big bad wolf. | 1.3217 | 0.05461 | 115 | 85 | 23 | 7 |
1915 | A class-action lawsuit against a wolf in sheep's clothing? I wouldn't touch it. | 1.3217 | 0.05461 | 115 | 85 | 23 | 7 |
1916 | It’s true that the line for the mens’ room is always much shorter. | 1.3217 | 0.05319 | 115 | 84 | 25 | 6 |
1917 | They feel that our predator-prey relationship has become toxic. | 1.3217 | 0.05599 | 115 | 86 | 21 | 8 |
1918 | Maybe we should have worn linen suits | 1.3217 | 0.05174 | 115 | 83 | 27 | 5 |
1919 | They want to know where we put the black sheep | 1.3217 | 0.05599 | 115 | 86 | 21 | 8 |
1920 | What happens when sheep no longer act like sheep? | 1.3217 | 0.05599 | 115 | 86 | 21 | 8 |
1921 | Apparently we’re wearing their clothing | 1.3217 | 0.05319 | 115 | 84 | 25 | 6 |
1922 | So I told em “ We gotta lick everybody but we only gonna eat a few of em...” that’s how herd immunity works right? | 1.3217 | 0.05174 | 115 | 83 | 27 | 5 |
1923 | Our polling results are way off | 1.3217 | 0.05461 | 115 | 85 | 23 | 7 |
1924 | Buy time - tell them we’re going to hold a press conference at the Four Seasons... | 1.3217 | 0.05865 | 115 | 88 | 17 | 10 |
1925 | I wouldn’t worry. Its not like they’re gonna eat us... | 1.3217 | 0.05461 | 115 | 85 | 23 | 7 |
1926 | You tried to assign each of them a number? They have names, man. | 1.3217 | 0.05024 | 115 | 82 | 29 | 4 |
1927 | Sir, I know you requested wool but the shear number of them is terrifying | 1.3217 | 0.05599 | 115 | 86 | 21 | 8 |
1928 | Mr Trump, the sheep are here for your counting lesson. | 1.3217 | 0.05733 | 115 | 87 | 19 | 9 |
1929 | Let's pretend that we're actually discussing and considering their problem | 1.3217 | 0.05461 | 115 | 85 | 23 | 7 |
1930 | You can’t start development on our land! It’s bad enough that you left the pigs with only one house! | 1.3217 | 0.05174 | 115 | 83 | 27 | 5 |
1931 | You’ve upset the #SheepLivesMatter crowd again. | 1.3217 | 0.05174 | 115 | 83 | 27 | 5 |
1932 | Republicans await their next catch phrase alluding to fraud and conspiracies | 1.3190 | 0.05281 | 116 | 85 | 25 | 6 |
1933 | So, how's your insomnia? | 1.3186 | 0.04912 | 113 | 80 | 30 | 3 |
1934 | They want their clothes back. | 1.3186 | 0.05223 | 113 | 82 | 26 | 5 |
1935 | Let’s say we just want some wool. | 1.3186 | 0.04912 | 113 | 80 | 30 | 3 |
1936 | The beauty of politics is they'll get hungry, forget about it, and go away. | 1.3186 | 0.05223 | 113 | 82 | 26 | 5 |
1937 | I guess when you offered to sell them lamb stock, they weren't imagining soup. | 1.3186 | 0.05659 | 113 | 85 | 20 | 8 |
1938 | Don't worry. We will win the Electoral College | 1.3186 | 0.05070 | 113 | 81 | 28 | 4 |
1939 | Do you think that they have any idea that they have us outnumbered? | 1.3186 | 0.05070 | 113 | 81 | 28 | 4 |
1940 | I told you we'd be fleeced! | 1.3186 | 0.05147 | 113 | 82 | 22 | 6 |
1941 | They're asking for a recount. | 1.3186 | 0.05518 | 113 | 84 | 22 | 7 |
1942 | That's not what the polls are saying | 1.3186 | 0.05223 | 113 | 82 | 26 | 5 |
1943 | You couldn't just take a sleeping pill? | 1.3186 | 0.05797 | 113 | 86 | 18 | 9 |
1944 | Trump lost! | 1.3186 | 0.05070 | 113 | 81 | 28 | 4 |
1945 | As your lawyer I have to say, ewe got big trouble. | 1.3186 | 0.05932 | 113 | 87 | 16 | 10 |
1946 | They're taking about organizing and at this point I think cutting one out for dinner is out. | 1.3186 | 0.05373 | 113 | 83 | 24 | 6 |
1947 | Do they only expect us to wear sheep's clothing? | 1.3186 | 0.05659 | 113 | 85 | 20 | 8 |
1948 | They've been upset ever since Susan Collins joined their caucus and gave them a bad name. | 1.3186 | 0.05932 | 113 | 87 | 16 | 10 |
1949 | It may be easier to just herd the cats. | 1.3186 | 0.05373 | 113 | 83 | 24 | 6 |
1950 | Every baa-lot needs to be counted | 1.3186 | 0.05659 | 113 | 85 | 20 | 8 |
1951 | Pictured: a casting call for Trump’s new news network | 1.3186 | 0.05932 | 113 | 87 | 16 | 10 |
1952 | I keep telling them Big Media, Big Tech and the Deep State are to blame for the election results, but they seem to be losing faith. | 1.3186 | 0.05797 | 113 | 86 | 18 | 9 |
1953 | I think they're part of the #ME Ewe movement. | 1.3186 | 0.05518 | 113 | 84 | 22 | 7 |
1954 | If they demand a recount, we’re in trouble. | 1.3186 | 0.05373 | 113 | 83 | 24 | 6 |
1955 | So much for herd immunity getting us out of this mess. | 1.3186 | 0.04912 | 113 | 80 | 30 | 3 |
1956 | As long as we cut taxes, they’ll forgive us. | 1.3186 | 0.05373 | 113 | 83 | 24 | 6 |
1957 | They said you bit them | 1.3186 | 0.05373 | 113 | 83 | 24 | 6 |
1958 | we’ll fall asleep during the recount too | 1.3186 | 0.05373 | 113 | 83 | 24 | 6 |
1959 | I told you I shouldn't have been disguised as a black sheep. | 1.3186 | 0.05518 | 113 | 84 | 22 | 7 |
1960 | Focus! Fox News will handle them. | 1.3186 | 0.05373 | 113 | 83 | 24 | 6 |
1961 | WE LOST, BY A LOT! | 1.3186 | 0.05518 | 113 | 84 | 22 | 7 |
1962 | What do you mean,we don’t know how to count? | 1.3186 | 0.05797 | 113 | 86 | 18 | 9 |
1963 | I’ve counted them all, but they just make me tired. | 1.3153 | 0.05721 | 111 | 84 | 19 | 8 |
1964 | They know a polyester blend when they see it. | 1.3153 | 0.05721 | 111 | 84 | 19 | 8 |
1965 | They've been counted. It's over for us. | 1.3153 | 0.05721 | 111 | 84 | 19 | 8 |
1966 | In hindsight, sheepskin might have been the wrong choice. | 1.3153 | 0.05576 | 111 | 83 | 21 | 7 |
1967 | Tell them the we're here from Wall Street to invest in wool futures. | 1.3153 | 0.05427 | 111 | 81 | 23 | 6 |
1968 | I suggest a recount.” | 1.3153 | 0.05721 | 111 | 84 | 19 | 8 |
1969 | Maybe campaigning on eating them alive wasn't the best strategy. | 1.3153 | 0.05862 | 111 | 85 | 17 | 9 |
1970 | Okay -- I'll check their voter i.d.'s; you'll do the shearing | 1.3153 | 0.05721 | 111 | 84 | 19 | 8 |
1971 | Great. NOW they want to vote. | 1.3153 | 0.05721 | 111 | 84 | 19 | 8 |
1972 | I told you we should have worn sheep's clothing. | 1.3153 | 0.05274 | 111 | 81 | 25 | 5 |
1973 | They herd that we're downsizing | 1.3153 | 0.05116 | 111 | 80 | 27 | 4 |
1974 | They want their little doggie back | 1.3153 | 0.05576 | 111 | 83 | 21 | 7 |
1975 | What Next, Boss? | 1.3153 | 0.05427 | 111 | 82 | 23 | 6 |
1976 | I must stress again the importance of the tail tuck! | 1.3153 | 0.05274 | 111 | 81 | 25 | 5 |
1977 | Let them form a union you said... | 1.3153 | 0.05427 | 111 | 82 | 23 | 6 |
1978 | You told them if they came with you, you’d give everyone a free four year education at Trump University? | 1.3153 | 0.05576 | 111 | 83 | 21 | 7 |
1979 | Look, I told you that IF you’re going to count them, you MIGHT have to do a recount. | 1.3153 | 0.05862 | 111 | 85 | 17 | 9 |
1980 | What if we try saying they only count when they reach the other side of the fence? | 1.3153 | 0.05576 | 111 | 83 | 21 | 7 |
1981 | Oh, I think they intend a very hostile takeover. | 1.3153 | 0.05576 | 111 | 83 | 21 | 7 |
1982 | They clearly don't want me to concede. | 1.3153 | 0.06001 | 111 | 86 | 15 | 10 |
1983 | I think we're wearing their friends. | 1.3153 | 0.05427 | 111 | 82 | 23 | 6 |
1984 | Wool suits...bad idea. | 1.3153 | 0.06001 | 111 | 86 | 15 | 10 |
1985 | How will we know which one is our undercover agent? | 1.3153 | 0.05721 | 111 | 84 | 19 | 8 |
1986 | Sure they're upset. Just tell them that you've been better for sheep than even Little Bo Peep. | 1.3153 | 0.05721 | 111 | 84 | 19 | 8 |
1987 | Nothing to worry about. It's just the Ewe Too Movement. | 1.3153 | 0.05721 | 111 | 84 | 19 | 8 |
1988 | I think it's time to try on one of their outfits again. You know, blend in. The presidential adviser look isn't working any more. | 1.3153 | 0.05721 | 111 | 84 | 19 | 8 |
1989 | I guess we didn't count them all. | 1.3153 | 0.05427 | 111 | 82 | 23 | 6 |
1990 | We've been voted off the pasture. | 1.3153 | 0.05721 | 111 | 84 | 19 | 8 |
1991 | As your lawyer, I'd say our catch-and-kill days are over. | 1.3153 | 0.05721 | 111 | 84 | 19 | 8 |
1992 | Mr. President, something is happening to your sheep. | 1.3153 | 0.05576 | 111 | 83 | 21 | 7 |
1993 | Try calling them "Fellow Americans" | 1.3153 | 0.05274 | 111 | 81 | 25 | 5 |
1994 | We lost the popular vote | 1.3153 | 0.05427 | 111 | 82 | 23 | 6 |
1995 | I guess they're on to us! | 1.3153 | 0.05427 | 111 | 82 | 23 | 6 |
1996 | I'll play good fox, you play bad fox. | 1.3153 | 0.05427 | 111 | 82 | 23 | 6 |
1997 | Sure I feel some group pressure, but I'm hungry. | 1.3153 | 0.05576 | 111 | 83 | 21 | 7 |
1998 | No , I said flock. | 1.3153 | 0.05274 | 111 | 81 | 25 | 5 |
1999 | Their first Union demand is to stop barking orders. | 1.3153 | 0.04954 | 111 | 79 | 29 | 3 |
2000 | Now that we have herd mentality, let's fleece them with herd immunity. | 1.3153 | 0.05427 | 111 | 82 | 23 | 6 |
2001 | Maybe it’s because we’re gay. | 1.3153 | 0.06001 | 111 | 86 | 15 | 10 |
2002 | They don’t look too happy. What does our guy on the inside say? | 1.3153 | 0.05427 | 111 | 82 | 23 | 6 |
2003 | It was the same with the fox and the hens. But, with a flurry of lawsuits to buy some time we can probably get by this initial reaction | 1.3153 | 0.04870 | 111 | 86 | 18 | 7 |
2004 | Where is a shepherd when you need one? | 1.3153 | 0.05721 | 111 | 84 | 19 | 8 |
2005 | Like I said, Jared, herd mentality works like a charm!! | 1.3153 | 0.05721 | 111 | 84 | 19 | 8 |
2006 | I’m pretty sure they know how to count, sir. | 1.3153 | 0.05274 | 111 | 81 | 25 | 5 |
2007 | We're ready for your recount, sir. | 1.3153 | 0.05427 | 111 | 82 | 23 | 6 |
2008 | Although these demands seem quite reasonable, they don't change the fact we are wolves and they are sheep. | 1.3153 | 0.05576 | 111 | 83 | 21 | 7 |
2009 | We will tell them we’re the new Shepherds in Town | 1.3153 | 0.05427 | 111 | 82 | 23 | 6 |
2010 | Mr. President, they’ve developed heard immunity, but not how you anticipated... | 1.3153 | 0.05427 | 111 | 81 | 23 | 6 |
2011 | We might have a class action on our hands | 1.3153 | 0.05721 | 111 | 84 | 19 | 8 |
2012 | I told you we should have stuck with the sheep's clothing | 1.3130 | 0.05293 | 115 | 85 | 24 | 6 |
2013 | Georgia, come on! | 1.3130 | 0.05574 | 115 | 87 | 20 | 8 |
2014 | They're pulling the wool over our eyes: I demand a recount. | 1.3119 | 0.06071 | 109 | 85 | 14 | 10 |
2015 | I’d say, at a minimum, we’ll have to provide profit shearing “ | 1.3119 | 0.05483 | 109 | 81 | 22 | 6 |
2016 | Yes, Being a carnivore means never having to say you're sorry. But how about just this once? | 1.3119 | 0.05785 | 109 | 83 | 18 | 8 |
2017 | I hate these union meetings. | 1.3119 | 0.05483 | 109 | 81 | 22 | 6 |
2018 | Shear negligence of this magnitude? Unherd! | 1.3119 | 0.05930 | 109 | 84 | 16 | 9 |
2019 | Ewe've been outed! | 1.3119 | 0.05636 | 109 | 82 | 20 | 7 |
2020 | We need more diversity. | 1.3119 | 0.05636 | 109 | 82 | 20 | 7 |
2021 | Republicans. What can I say? | 1.3119 | 0.05483 | 109 | 81 | 22 | 6 |
2022 | Let's face it -- it's hard to pull the wool over their eyes | 1.3119 | 0.04997 | 109 | 78 | 28 | 3 |
2023 | Who knew that impersonating Grandma would be such a big issue? | 1.3119 | 0.05930 | 109 | 84 | 16 | 9 |
2024 | When I suggested arbitration, they asked if we could count. | 1.3119 | 0.05636 | 109 | 82 | 20 | 7 |
2025 | No, I didn’t get the memo either! | 1.3119 | 0.05636 | 109 | 82 | 20 | 7 |
2026 | What do you mean? Masks were suggested but not required! | 1.3119 | 0.05636 | 109 | 82 | 20 | 7 |
2027 | I don't think I want ANY help from your team, Donald. | 1.3119 | 0.05930 | 109 | 84 | 16 | 9 |
2028 | I dont see them and if I dont see them I dont think we need to count them, so dont look. | 1.3119 | 0.05483 | 109 | 81 | 22 | 6 |
2029 | Something about a shear lack of confidence. | 1.3119 | 0.06071 | 109 | 85 | 14 | 10 |
2030 | Silly us, thinking we could pull the wool over their eyes. | 1.3119 | 0.05930 | 109 | 84 | 16 | 9 |
2031 | Of course they’re mad. What were you thinking parading around in their clothing? | 1.3119 | 0.04997 | 109 | 78 | 28 | 3 |
2032 | I think they're mad because our suits aren't wool. | 1.3119 | 0.05326 | 109 | 80 | 24 | 5 |
2033 | It looks like we'd better go back to sheep's clothing. | 1.3119 | 0.05483 | 109 | 81 | 21 | 6 |
2034 | I’m beginning to feel sheepish about this minority rule thing | 1.3119 | 0.05636 | 109 | 82 | 20 | 7 |
2035 | We may have to rethink the decision to move away from the sheep's clothing uniforms | 1.3119 | 0.05636 | 109 | 82 | 20 | 7 |
2036 | These guys are suing because some asshole took their dicks to make condoms. | 1.3119 | 0.05785 | 109 | 83 | 18 | 8 |
2037 | Someone told them not to put on their masks. | 1.3119 | 0.05164 | 109 | 79 | 26 | 4 |
2038 | I don’t think we will be able to stop them from unionizing. When I was trying to count them last night at bedtime they were boycotting the count saying they were not going to be lambs being led to the slaughter. | 1.3119 | 0.05711 | 109 | 85 | 15 | 9 |
2039 | I guess wool suits aren't popular with everyone. | 1.3119 | 0.05326 | 109 | 80 | 24 | 5 |
2040 | Perhpas choosing the wool-blend was a mistake? | 1.3119 | 0.04997 | 109 | 77 | 28 | 3 |
2041 | I don’t think they’re ready to be led to slaughter. | 1.3119 | 0.05785 | 109 | 83 | 18 | 8 |
2042 | Oof, more mail-in sheep than I was expecting. And they want change. | 1.3119 | 0.05636 | 109 | 82 | 20 | 7 |
2043 | Your psychiatrist may have a point, counting sheep has it's limitations.... | 1.3119 | 0.05636 | 109 | 82 | 20 | 7 |
2044 | So do you think we can get an impartial 12 jurors out of this pool? | 1.3119 | 0.05636 | 109 | 82 | 20 | 7 |
2045 | Every one of them is a liar. I would choose a much more attractive sheep if I were to do such a thing. | 1.3119 | 0.05930 | 109 | 84 | 16 | 9 |
2046 | That damn union organizer’s been here again. | 1.3119 | 0.05483 | 109 | 81 | 22 | 6 |
2047 | I think they're on to us. Let's go looking for some grandmothers. | 1.3119 | 0.05785 | 109 | 83 | 18 | 8 |
2048 | What can I say, Bob? It's a meat ewe movement. | 1.3119 | 0.05483 | 109 | 81 | 22 | 6 |
2049 | We’re going to need some serious huffing and puffing. | 1.3119 | 0.05483 | 109 | 81 | 22 | 6 |
2050 | I would like to wolf one of them down right now, but I’m feeling rather sheepish | 1.3119 | 0.05483 | 109 | 81 | 22 | 6 |
2051 | The Winners of the Free Cruise to New Zealand are here. [wink wink] | 1.3119 | 0.05930 | 109 | 84 | 16 | 9 |
2052 | Idiot! I said you needed to find a remedy for your SLEEP deprivation. | 1.3119 | 0.05483 | 109 | 81 | 22 | 6 |
2053 | The power of the sheeple | 1.3119 | 0.05326 | 109 | 80 | 24 | 5 |
2054 | No, I told you to *meet* their rep for lunch! | 1.3119 | 0.05483 | 109 | 81 | 22 | 6 |
2055 | Just tell 'em you'll run again in 2024. That'll make 'em happy. | 1.3119 | 0.05326 | 109 | 80 | 24 | 5 |
2056 | I think we chose the wrong clothing for this caper. | 1.3119 | 0.05636 | 109 | 82 | 20 | 7 |
2057 | What's their problem? We're not dressed in sheep's clothing. | 1.3119 | 0.04997 | 109 | 78 | 28 | 3 |
2058 | So I’m reading Helen of Troy and then it dawns on me... | 1.3119 | 0.05483 | 109 | 81 | 22 | 6 |
2059 | It makes me tired just thinking about how many of them there are let alone counting them! | 1.3119 | 0.05636 | 109 | 82 | 20 | 7 |
2060 | I told them about the Electoral College but they're just not buying it. | 1.3119 | 0.05785 | 109 | 83 | 18 | 8 |
2061 | They don't seem to be interested in negotiation. | 1.3119 | 0.05785 | 109 | 83 | 18 | 8 |
2062 | You try counting them | 1.3119 | 0.05636 | 109 | 82 | 20 | 7 |
2063 | Why, yes, it's 100% silk. | 1.3119 | 0.05326 | 109 | 80 | 24 | 5 |
2064 | They want to hold an election to decide what's for dinner! | 1.3119 | 0.05930 | 109 | 84 | 16 | 9 |
2065 | Don't worry, Sir. The court challenges and recounts will show that you actually won. | 1.3119 | 0.05930 | 109 | 84 | 16 | 9 |
2066 | We'd be less conspicuous if sheep appreciated a perfectly tailored, bespoke suit. | 1.3119 | 0.05930 | 109 | 84 | 16 | 9 |
2067 | I’ve got a mob of rams coming to be strikebreakers | 1.3119 | 0.05930 | 109 | 84 | 16 | 9 |
2068 | I think we've been spotted. | 1.3119 | 0.05483 | 109 | 81 | 22 | 6 |
2069 | The polls may have been slightly off on this one. | 1.3119 | 0.05636 | 109 | 82 | 20 | 7 |
2070 | Well George, you did eat 50 of them. | 1.3119 | 0.05483 | 109 | 81 | 22 | 6 |
2071 | I have no idea. It's mohair not wool. | 1.3119 | 0.05785 | 109 | 83 | 18 | 8 |
2072 | Let’s just tell them the goats took their jobs. | 1.3119 | 0.04997 | 109 | 78 | 28 | 3 |
2073 | They’re not leaving... | 1.3119 | 0.05636 | 109 | 82 | 20 | 7 |
2074 | Turns out “I’m going to eat you” is not a universally supported position. | 1.3119 | 0.05636 | 109 | 82 | 20 | 7 |
2075 | And where have they learned to swear? | 1.3119 | 0.05785 | 109 | 83 | 18 | 8 |
2076 | It’s too late to cry sheep now. | 1.3119 | 0.05326 | 109 | 80 | 24 | 5 |
2077 | Don’t give me that sheepish look Dave | 1.3119 | 0.05636 | 109 | 82 | 20 | 7 |
2078 | They're demanding a recount tonight. | 1.3091 | 0.05285 | 110 | 81 | 24 | 5 |
2079 | They’re demanding OT pay for every night in 2020.” | 1.3091 | 0.05592 | 110 | 83 | 20 | 7 |
2080 | This is baaaad.” | 1.3091 | 0.05592 | 110 | 83 | 20 | 7 |
2081 | They are upset because they heard you invested in wool futures. | 1.3084 | 0.05379 | 107 | 79 | 23 | 5 |
2082 | Yes, they might notice the tail. | 1.3084 | 0.05379 | 107 | 79 | 23 | 5 |
2083 | They’re smarter than I gave them credit for, Mike. | 1.3084 | 0.05698 | 107 | 81 | 19 | 7 |
2084 | If they can recognize us in these suits, I think the gig is up. | 1.3084 | 0.05541 | 107 | 80 | 21 | 6 |
2085 | I thought it would work, too, but they're not buying the wool suit. | 1.3084 | 0.05128 | 107 | 79 | 22 | 5 |
2086 | I told you they'd be onto wolves in chic clothing. | 1.3084 | 0.05698 | 107 | 81 | 19 | 7 |
2087 | Apparently, they can still spot a wolf in man’s clothing. | 1.3084 | 0.05999 | 107 | 83 | 15 | 9 |
2088 | Your base wants to be counted. | 1.3084 | 0.05213 | 107 | 78 | 25 | 4 |
2089 | I agree they should stand up and be counted, but I’ve fallen asleep three times already! | 1.3084 | 0.05041 | 107 | 77 | 27 | 3 |
2090 | It's working! They think we're from HR! | 1.3084 | 0.05698 | 107 | 81 | 19 | 7 |
2091 | I told you they wouldn't find us funny as sheep in wolves' clothing. | 1.3084 | 0.05851 | 107 | 82 | 17 | 8 |
2092 | I said 'sheep's clothing' not cheap suits! | 1.3084 | 0.05698 | 107 | 81 | 19 | 7 |
2093 | You and your big idea to try executive's clothing! | 1.3084 | 0.05379 | 107 | 79 | 23 | 5 |
2094 | I told them we're the new sheepherders, but I don't think they're buying it. | 1.3084 | 0.05379 | 107 | 79 | 23 | 5 |
2095 | Well I did say I was going to eat them. | 1.3084 | 0.05851 | 107 | 82 | 17 | 8 |
2096 | They say their mail-in ballots didn't get counted. Now the president sends you to question their patriotism. They're shearing mad! | 1.3084 | 0.05851 | 107 | 82 | 17 | 8 |
2097 | Yes,there are more of them. But they are naked and we have suits. | 1.3084 | 0.05041 | 107 | 77 | 27 | 3 |
2098 | Don't worry, they never stay angry. | 1.3084 | 0.05379 | 107 | 79 | 23 | 5 |
2099 | It turns out all you need to do is get them riled up against the shepherd, and they're yours. | 1.3084 | 0.05541 | 107 | 79 | 20 | 6 |
2100 | I guess a wool suit is not what they meant when they told us we should be in sheep's clothing to blend in. | 1.3084 | 0.05698 | 107 | 81 | 19 | 7 |
2101 | Heh, heh. You know there is a down side to Democracy. | 1.3084 | 0.05851 | 107 | 82 | 17 | 8 |
2102 | There MUST be a black sheep in there somewhere. | 1.3084 | 0.05698 | 107 | 81 | 19 | 7 |
2103 | Sheep do not like to get fleeced. | 1.3084 | 0.05379 | 107 | 79 | 23 | 5 |
2104 | Work was so much easier for us before they started pushing back with #EweToo.... | 1.3084 | 0.05541 | 107 | 80 | 21 | 6 |
2105 | Are you gonna tell them the election results or should I? | 1.3084 | 0.05541 | 107 | 80 | 21 | 6 |
2106 | Yes, in retrospect, even 5% polyester was a mistake. | 1.3084 | 0.05698 | 107 | 81 | 19 | 7 |
2107 | They aren't so upset about being eaten. They just don't like being called sheep. | 1.3084 | 0.05851 | 107 | 82 | 17 | 8 |
2108 | As your attorney, Mr. President, I advise you to concede. | 1.3084 | 0.05851 | 107 | 82 | 17 | 8 |
2109 | But I told them I counted them for the Census! | 1.3084 | 0.05213 | 107 | 78 | 25 | 4 |
2110 | Congratulations, Frank. Your ‘Educating the herd’ policy is a success...They’ve Googled the price of wool. | 1.3084 | 0.05379 | 107 | 79 | 23 | 5 |
2111 | Are you sure, they're gonna vote for you? They don't look like they're gonna vote for you. | 1.3084 | 0.05541 | 107 | 80 | 21 | 6 |
2112 | I worry my leadership style is too aggressive. | 1.3084 | 0.05213 | 107 | 77 | 25 | 4 |
2113 | Just a tip, they don't like being called Baaaaaaaaaby. | 1.3084 | 0.05379 | 107 | 79 | 23 | 5 |
2114 | They’re demanding to be herd. | 1.3084 | 0.05698 | 107 | 81 | 19 | 7 |
2115 | We will not pull the wool over you eyes.. I approve this message.. | 1.3084 | 0.05379 | 107 | 79 | 23 | 5 |
2116 | Just when you think the top of the food chain is untouchable, they decide to unionize! | 1.3084 | 0.05379 | 107 | 79 | 23 | 5 |
2117 | Tell them the liberals stole their votes, and they'll follow you anywhere. | 1.3084 | 0.06286 | 107 | 85 | 11 | 11 |
2118 | Our privilege is showing. | 1.3084 | 0.05541 | 107 | 80 | 21 | 6 |
2119 | Wolf in sheep's loathing. | 1.3084 | 0.05698 | 107 | 81 | 19 | 7 |
2120 | Tell them we herd them. | 1.3084 | 0.05851 | 107 | 82 | 17 | 8 |
2121 | I knew it was just a matter of time before they ewe-nionized. | 1.3084 | 0.05213 | 107 | 78 | 25 | 4 |
2122 | I guess we blew our cover. | 1.3084 | 0.05541 | 107 | 80 | 21 | 6 |
2123 | I'm nervous, Shep. This meet ewe movement is not going well for dogs like us. | 1.3084 | 0.05999 | 107 | 83 | 15 | 9 |
2124 | Apparently we borrowed some clothing that they would now like back. | 1.3084 | 0.05698 | 107 | 81 | 19 | 7 |
2125 | They call it the #SheepToo movement | 1.3084 | 0.05851 | 107 | 82 | 17 | 8 |
2126 | Um...They seem ungrateful about the Mutton Act...the policy of willingly sacrificing constituents to abolish the hunt...even though it's for THEIR own good. How fast can you run in that suit? | 1.3084 | 0.05698 | 107 | 80 | 18 | 7 |
2127 | They want to know what happened to the Boy Who Cried Wolf. | 1.3084 | 0.05213 | 107 | 78 | 25 | 4 |
2128 | You’re a controversial choice for Flock Leader but we’re sticking with our decision | 1.3084 | 0.05851 | 107 | 82 | 17 | 8 |
2129 | The key is to say it with authority and keep a straight face. | 1.3084 | 0.05541 | 107 | 80 | 21 | 6 |
2130 | Even for us this is a very unnatural position | 1.3084 | 0.05541 | 107 | 80 | 21 | 6 |
2131 | Do we have to count them all? | 1.3084 | 0.05213 | 107 | 78 | 25 | 4 |
2132 | When sheep are Woke! | 1.3084 | 0.05698 | 107 | 81 | 19 | 7 |
2133 | I don't think " just being ourselves" works here. | 1.3084 | 0.05213 | 107 | 78 | 25 | 4 |
2134 | Now we’ll *really* need to sell them on the electoral college | 1.3084 | 0.05698 | 107 | 81 | 19 | 7 |
2135 | I prefer leather | 1.3084 | 0.05213 | 107 | 78 | 25 | 4 |
2136 | Just throw them some paper towels or dance to YMCA and it’ll be fine. | 1.3084 | 0.05698 | 107 | 81 | 19 | 7 |
2137 | Looks like we’ll be ordering clothes on Amazon today | 1.3084 | 0.05999 | 107 | 83 | 15 | 9 |
2138 | I'm too old for this, Nick... | 1.3084 | 0.05379 | 107 | 79 | 23 | 5 |
2139 | Who leaked the plan to the flock? | 1.3077 | 0.05479 | 104 | 77 | 22 | 5 |
2140 | Are you going to lead, follow or get out of the way? | 1.3070 | 0.04846 | 114 | 82 | 29 | 3 |
2141 | Sure, they’re in sheep’s clothing but they need to work on their attitude. Otherwise they’re useless to us. | 1.3063 | 0.05086 | 111 | 81 | 26 | 4 |
2142 | Just have them count each other. It works every time. | 1.3056 | 0.05497 | 108 | 81 | 21 | 6 |
2143 | I usually lead in with a tap dance, an ice-breaker and a joke. | 1.3056 | 0.05172 | 108 | 79 | 25 | 4 |
2144 | So it turns out they don't love the new flock-downsizing plan. | 1.3056 | 0.05337 | 108 | 80 | 23 | 5 |
2145 | I keep ‘em for the shear pleasure. | 1.3056 | 0.05172 | 108 | 79 | 25 | 4 |
2146 | Sure it worked on them. But what about undecideds and suburban women? | 1.3048 | 0.05918 | 105 | 81 | 16 | 8 |
2147 | I see their point- technically a worsted wool suit does make one a wolf in sheep's clothing. | 1.3048 | 0.05434 | 105 | 78 | 22 | 5 |
2148 | I told you we should stick with the sheep's clothing. | 1.3048 | 0.05761 | 105 | 80 | 18 | 7 |
2149 | So, I made a mistake, but you must admit we look so much more dashing in silk. | 1.3048 | 0.05434 | 105 | 78 | 22 | 5 |
2150 | So switching to cotton suits didn't help... | 1.3048 | 0.05918 | 105 | 81 | 16 | 8 |
2151 | The Ewe Too Movement? No, never heard of it. | 1.3048 | 0.05434 | 105 | 78 | 22 | 5 |
2152 | I don't think a houndstooth wool-linen suit was such a good a idea for a disguise. | 1.3048 | 0.05761 | 105 | 80 | 18 | 7 |
2153 | If we don’t let them get counted then we win. | 1.3048 | 0.05761 | 105 | 80 | 18 | 7 |
2154 | So much mutton, so little time. | 1.3048 | 0.05434 | 105 | 78 | 22 | 5 |
2155 | We _are_ outnumbered. How fast can you run? | 1.3048 | 0.06071 | 105 | 82 | 14 | 9 |
2156 | Beware of false prophets,which come to you in smart suits,but inwardly are ravening politicians | 1.3048 | 0.05434 | 105 | 78 | 22 | 5 |
2157 | These are among the uncounted | 1.3048 | 0.05086 | 105 | 76 | 26 | 3 |
2158 | The irony is that we're actually wearing polyester. | 1.3048 | 0.05600 | 105 | 79 | 20 | 6 |
2159 | This "Bleat Too" movement is going to give us a lot of problems. | 1.3048 | 0.05434 | 105 | 78 | 22 | 5 |
2160 | What did they expect when they voted for us?" | 1.3048 | 0.05600 | 105 | 79 | 20 | 6 |
2161 | I thought they believed everything we told them! | 1.3048 | 0.05434 | 105 | 78 | 22 | 5 |
2162 | They're mad because you miscounted them last night. | 1.3048 | 0.05434 | 105 | 78 | 22 | 5 |
2163 | They're at their worst when they're ewenited. | 1.3048 | 0.05761 | 105 | 80 | 18 | 7 |
2164 | Who'd have thought that the sheep's clothing scam would end in a class action lawsuit? | 1.3048 | 0.05600 | 105 | 79 | 20 | 6 |
2165 | Lobo thought we still wear sheep's clothing. He's in there somewhere. | 1.3048 | 0.05600 | 105 | 79 | 20 | 6 |
2166 | I need an answer but remember, you can't pull the wool over their eyes. | 1.3048 | 0.04808 | 105 | 77 | 25 | 3 |
2167 | Ewe know, I think they're on to us. | 1.3048 | 0.05761 | 105 | 80 | 18 | 7 |
2168 | Let's just say announce that we have NO dinner plans" | 1.3048 | 0.05761 | 105 | 80 | 18 | 7 |
2169 | They're so riled up, they're threatening to form a ewe-nion!" | 1.3048 | 0.05434 | 105 | 78 | 22 | 5 |
2170 | I told them its gonna cost a fore-shank and a hind-shank | 1.3048 | 0.04808 | 105 | 77 | 25 | 3 |
2171 | I'd say the rank & file are onto us. | 1.3048 | 0.05086 | 105 | 76 | 26 | 3 |
2172 | I warned you giving them stock options could lead to a hostile takeover. | 1.3048 | 0.05918 | 105 | 81 | 16 | 8 |
2173 | I agree: Only a muttonhead would try a stunt like that. | 1.3048 | 0.05600 | 105 | 79 | 20 | 6 |
2174 | Actually, Wiley, these aren't the type of sheep I asked you to round up. | 1.3048 | 0.05600 | 105 | 79 | 20 | 6 |
2175 | They thought I was the Wolf of Wall Street. | 1.3048 | 0.05918 | 105 | 81 | 16 | 8 |
2176 | They do outnumber us yes. But we still win. | 1.3048 | 0.05086 | 105 | 76 | 26 | 3 |
2177 | Candidates for the Board of Directors, sir. | 1.3048 | 0.05263 | 105 | 77 | 24 | 4 |
2178 | They are all demanding that you leave. | 1.3048 | 0.05761 | 105 | 80 | 18 | 7 |
2179 | um, so where'd you get these suits from anyways? | 1.3048 | 0.05600 | 105 | 79 | 20 | 6 |
2180 | I thought we had pulled the wool over their eyes but they seem to be on to us. | 1.3048 | 0.05434 | 105 | 78 | 22 | 5 |
2181 | I told you that Armani was not the way to go. | 1.3048 | 0.06071 | 105 | 82 | 14 | 9 |
2182 | They say our clothing stores are doing them a disservice" | 1.3048 | 0.05086 | 105 | 76 | 26 | 3 |
2183 | If we can turn just one, I'm confident that the rest would follow along. | 1.3048 | 0.05434 | 105 | 78 | 22 | 5 |
2184 | Unionized sheep! Who'da thunk? | 1.3048 | 0.05600 | 105 | 79 | 20 | 6 |
2185 | The invitation did say come in sheep's clothing. They suspect your suit is a synthetic blend. | 1.3048 | 0.05600 | 105 | 79 | 20 | 6 |
2186 | My dinner plans have changed. | 1.3048 | 0.05761 | 105 | 80 | 18 | 7 |
2187 | ...and they claim you misled them. | 1.3048 | 0.05761 | 105 | 80 | 18 | 7 |
2188 | I told you we should have worn white suits. | 1.3048 | 0.05434 | 105 | 78 | 22 | 5 |
2189 | I guess the wool blend didn't fool them.... | 1.3048 | 0.05263 | 105 | 77 | 24 | 4 |
2190 | Time to change our clothes. | 1.3048 | 0.05086 | 105 | 76 | 26 | 3 |
2191 | Find the one that is different. | 1.3048 | 0.05434 | 105 | 78 | 22 | 5 |
2192 | The boss is not going to like this - they’re all accounted for! | 1.3048 | 0.05918 | 105 | 81 | 16 | 8 |
2193 | They can’t all be wolves in sheep’s clothing! | 1.3048 | 0.05761 | 105 | 80 | 18 | 7 |
2194 | Don't look at me, I voted polyester | 1.3048 | 0.05434 | 105 | 78 | 22 | 5 |
2195 | I told you no Mary jokes, but nooo... | 1.3048 | 0.05434 | 105 | 78 | 22 | 5 |
2196 | I knew we should have worn tweed. | 1.3048 | 0.05761 | 105 | 80 | 18 | 7 |
2197 | Like I told you, a wool suit is not the same as sheep's clothing! | 1.3048 | 0.05761 | 105 | 80 | 18 | 7 |
2198 | No way any of them are going to let us take their clothing. | 1.3048 | 0.05761 | 105 | 80 | 18 | 7 |
2199 | The...uh...sheep would like a quick word. | 1.3048 | 0.05434 | 105 | 78 | 22 | 5 |
2200 | I had lamb chops just last week , how about you? | 1.3048 | 0.05600 | 105 | 79 | 20 | 6 |
2201 | Their black sheep is missing, and they have a question about our new suits. | 1.3048 | 0.05434 | 105 | 78 | 22 | 5 |
2202 | I’d say we should have stuck with the hen house...or, even Little Red Riding Hood! | 1.3048 | 0.05918 | 105 | 81 | 16 | 8 |
2203 | Tell me it's safe to turn around. | 1.3048 | 0.04903 | 105 | 75 | 28 | 2 |
2204 | I don't know. I don't think they're buying the trickle down theory any more. | 1.3048 | 0.05600 | 105 | 79 | 20 | 6 |
2205 | Now they decide to go on strike? | 1.3048 | 0.05600 | 105 | 79 | 20 | 6 |
2206 | So, they aren’t going for the “sheep may safely graze” line. | 1.3048 | 0.05434 | 105 | 78 | 22 | 5 |
2207 | Since we went vegan,they can’t play hard to catch anymore! | 1.3048 | 0.05761 | 105 | 80 | 18 | 7 |
2208 | You did it now - you woke up the sheeple! | 1.3048 | 0.05600 | 105 | 79 | 20 | 6 |
2209 | They don't want us to dress in their clothes any more. | 1.3048 | 0.05600 | 105 | 79 | 20 | 6 |
2210 | I don't think they're pro-predator. | 1.3048 | 0.05434 | 105 | 78 | 22 | 5 |
2211 | They misunderstood when they heard I was on the lam. | 1.3048 | 0.05600 | 105 | 79 | 20 | 6 |
2212 | They disapprove of the wool suits. | 1.3048 | 0.05761 | 105 | 80 | 18 | 7 |
2213 | It seems they're a little pissed about the cut of our jib. | 1.3048 | 0.05600 | 105 | 78 | 20 | 6 |
2214 | I think it’s a grassroots issue. | 1.3048 | 0.05761 | 105 | 78 | 16 | 6 |
2215 | Fool them three times, they put their hands on their hips and glare at you. | 1.3048 | 0.06071 | 105 | 82 | 14 | 9 |
2216 | I told you we shouldn't have changed our clothing. | 1.3048 | 0.05434 | 105 | 74 | 19 | 5 |
2217 | They aren't buying that that is not your tail. | 1.3048 | 0.05918 | 105 | 81 | 16 | 8 |
2218 | It’s because we wear it better. | 1.3048 | 0.06071 | 105 | 82 | 14 | 9 |
2219 | Rudy, just do what you do best. I gotta split. | 1.3048 | 0.05761 | 105 | 80 | 18 | 7 |
2220 | What did you say to them!!?? | 1.3048 | 0.06071 | 105 | 82 | 14 | 9 |
2221 | I advise against another recount at this time. | 1.3048 | 0.05263 | 105 | 77 | 24 | 4 |
2222 | Of course I'm certain we're in sheep's clothing. The clothier guaranteed these suits were made from the finest worsted wool. | 1.3048 | 0.05761 | 105 | 80 | 18 | 7 |
2223 | The new corporate look is fine, but sometimes I think we should have stayed with sheep’s clothing | 1.3048 | 0.05761 | 105 | 80 | 18 | 7 |
2224 | They reached 270, but our suits have teeth. | 1.3048 | 0.05761 | 105 | 80 | 18 | 7 |
2225 | Probably not a good time to bring up wearing a mask! | 1.3048 | 0.05600 | 105 | 79 | 20 | 6 |
2226 | You’re right, you’re right, but the sheep suit itched like hell! | 1.3048 | 0.05600 | 105 | 79 | 20 | 6 |
2227 | I don’t think they voted for us! | 1.3048 | 0.05600 | 105 | 79 | 20 | 6 |
2228 | We told them that they were wolves for years, now they are noticing the wool does not come off. | 1.3048 | 0.05600 | 105 | 79 | 20 | 6 |
2229 | I’m afraid they’re all a bunch of bleating hearts | 1.3048 | 0.05600 | 105 | 79 | 20 | 6 |
2230 | Wool-blend suits weren't exactly what I had in mind when I suggested we disguise ourselves in sheep's clothing! | 1.3048 | 0.05761 | 105 | 79 | 18 | 7 |
2231 | What if I just start claiming, "Fake Ewes"? | 1.3048 | 0.05263 | 105 | 77 | 24 | 4 |
2232 | Something tells me these wool suits were a bad idea. | 1.3048 | 0.05434 | 105 | 78 | 22 | 5 |
2233 | Ok so here's their offer: They'll concede we're in charge, if we lose the 'silly lawyer suits.' | 1.3048 | 0.05600 | 105 | 79 | 20 | 6 |
2234 | When we announce the downsizing of the next flock, lets avoid the phrase 'trim the fat'. | 1.3048 | 0.06071 | 105 | 82 | 14 | 9 |
2235 | This would be a bad time to say something politically incorrect. | 1.3048 | 0.05434 | 105 | 78 | 22 | 5 |
2236 | You'd think they could tell it's polyester. | 1.3048 | 0.05434 | 105 | 78 | 22 | 5 |
2237 | These "wolves in people's clothing" disguises aren't working. | 1.3048 | 0.05761 | 105 | 80 | 18 | 7 |
2238 | They hate that we look so much better in their clothes. | 1.3048 | 0.05263 | 105 | 77 | 24 | 4 |
2239 | What do we tell 'em? They want to ewenionize. | 1.3048 | 0.05918 | 105 | 81 | 16 | 8 |
2240 | They want more flexibility to graze from home. | 1.3048 | 0.05600 | 105 | 79 | 20 | 6 |
2241 | Maybe this is the shepherd’s day off? | 1.3048 | 0.05263 | 105 | 77 | 24 | 4 |
2242 | I really didn’t think they’d unionize | 1.3048 | 0.05086 | 105 | 76 | 26 | 3 |
2243 | Say something nice “ “Oh I get it say we’re vegans now | 1.3048 | 0.06071 | 105 | 82 | 14 | 9 |
2244 | Apparently, the count doesn’t stop just because you have fallen asleep. | 1.3048 | 0.05918 | 105 | 81 | 16 | 8 |
2245 | I guess at some point you tweeted that if they vote for you on November 3rd, you’d have a vaccine ready a few days after? | 1.3048 | 0.05600 | 105 | 79 | 20 | 6 |
2246 | Until all the sheep are counted, the wolves won't sleep. | 1.3048 | 0.05761 | 105 | 80 | 18 | 7 |
2247 | Sir, I think some of them noticed that the counting will never stop | 1.3048 | 0.05349 | 105 | 80 | 19 | 6 |
2248 | Well maybe they would be more receptive if you literally hadn’t tried to pull the wool over their eyes. | 1.3048 | 0.05434 | 105 | 78 | 22 | 5 |
2249 | no YOU tell them the new market rate for wool! | 1.3048 | 0.06071 | 105 | 82 | 14 | 9 |
2250 | They couldn’t sleep | 1.3048 | 0.06071 | 105 | 82 | 14 | 9 |
2251 | With all due respect, I did tell you you’d lose some votes if you actually ate one on fifth avenue | 1.3048 | 0.05600 | 105 | 79 | 20 | 6 |
2252 | I’d still prefer not to concede. | 1.3048 | 0.05434 | 105 | 78 | 22 | 5 |
2253 | They say they’re not sheep, but they sure smell like sheep. | 1.3048 | 0.05434 | 105 | 78 | 22 | 5 |
2254 | Luckily they don’t know they outnumber us. Every time they try to count they fall asleep. | 1.3048 | 0.06220 | 105 | 83 | 12 | 10 |
2255 | Dammit pence, the good senators are starting to turn.... | 1.3048 | 0.05761 | 105 | 80 | 18 | 7 |
2256 | They’ve decided to unionise | 1.3048 | 0.05761 | 105 | 80 | 18 | 7 |
2257 | The Georgia recount is going to save us | 1.3048 | 0.05600 | 105 | 79 | 20 | 6 |
2258 | Just give one of them a suit and a board position so we can all get back to selling sweaters | 1.3048 | 0.05434 | 105 | 78 | 22 | 5 |
2259 | Uh Mitch, I’m not sure if we can keep this up for much longer... | 1.3048 | 0.05761 | 105 | 80 | 18 | 7 |
2260 | Funny how we are the ones looking sheepish! | 1.3048 | 0.05263 | 105 | 77 | 24 | 4 |
2261 | Have you tried giving them some stock options? | 1.3048 | 0.05434 | 105 | 78 | 22 | 5 |
2262 | They want their observers in the room when the sheep are counted. | 1.3048 | 0.05600 | 105 | 79 | 20 | 6 |
2263 | The sheep people have spoken and we want suits too. | 1.3048 | 0.05434 | 105 | 78 | 22 | 5 |
2264 | I don't think they're following us. | 1.3048 | 0.05600 | 105 | 79 | 20 | 6 |
2265 | Who cried wolf? | 1.3048 | 0.05761 | 105 | 80 | 18 | 7 |
2266 | What if we told them we’re vegan? | 1.3048 | 0.05086 | 105 | 76 | 26 | 3 |
2267 | She said there is an issue with the new shampoo. | 1.3028 | 0.05607 | 109 | 83 | 19 | 7 |
2268 | They are demanding shaving cream. | 1.3010 | 0.05827 | 103 | 79 | 17 | 7 |
2269 | We were itching for trouble when we bought wool suits. | 1.3010 | 0.05314 | 103 | 76 | 23 | 4 |
2270 | They're claiming election fraud. | 1.3010 | 0.05132 | 103 | 75 | 25 | 3 |
2271 | They finally got their sheep together. | 1.3010 | 0.05988 | 103 | 80 | 15 | 8 |
2272 | I said, 'Sheep's clothing' not 'cheap clothing.' | 1.3010 | 0.05661 | 103 | 78 | 19 | 6 |
2273 | They want details on "employee attrition". | 1.3010 | 0.05661 | 103 | 78 | 19 | 6 |
2274 | Our cover would've worked if your pants weren't a cotton blend. | 1.3010 | 0.05490 | 103 | 77 | 21 | 5 |
2275 | A flock of sheep never seemed so intimidating before. | 1.3010 | 0.04747 | 103 | 73 | 29 | 1 |
2276 | I told you it was just a matter of time before they organize. | 1.3010 | 0.05314 | 103 | 76 | 23 | 4 |
2277 | Let's go back to wearing their clothing. | 1.3010 | 0.05661 | 103 | 78 | 19 | 6 |
2278 | Maybe it's me, but it just feels like shear anger." | 1.3010 | 0.05827 | 103 | 79 | 17 | 7 |
2279 | We don't need the popular vote | 1.3010 | 0.05314 | 103 | 76 | 23 | 4 |
2280 | Okay, don’t concede, but you tell them. | 1.3010 | 0.06145 | 103 | 81 | 13 | 9 |
2281 | It seems we may have taken the term virgin wool unnecessarily literally. | 1.3010 | 0.05490 | 103 | 77 | 21 | 5 |
2282 | Look, sooner or later they were bound to find out you’re married. | 1.3010 | 0.05490 | 103 | 77 | 21 | 5 |
2283 | What about a bite of lunch? | 1.3010 | 0.05661 | 103 | 78 | 19 | 6 |
2284 | Clearly your basic sheep has no appreciation for irony. | 1.3010 | 0.05827 | 103 | 79 | 17 | 7 |
2285 | They seem to be upset they had to remove their masks to drink the Kool-aid. | 1.3010 | 0.05827 | 103 | 79 | 17 | 7 |
2286 | The first thing we do is give up the wool suits. | 1.3010 | 0.05490 | 103 | 77 | 21 | 5 |
2287 | It doesn’t matter whether you said “ewe” or “you,” Carl. | 1.3010 | 0.05827 | 103 | 79 | 17 | 7 |
2288 | Turn your back, and we can say they were 100 percent behind us. | 1.3010 | 0.05314 | 103 | 76 | 23 | 4 |
2289 | I don't know. Maybe we just pushed them a little too far this time. | 1.3010 | 0.05827 | 103 | 78 | 16 | 7 |
2290 | The cloning works great. The disguise, not so much. | 1.3010 | 0.05314 | 103 | 76 | 23 | 4 |
2291 | I shouldn’t have said wool makes me itch. | 1.3010 | 0.05661 | 103 | 78 | 19 | 6 |
2292 | I think we should keep counting all the sheep. | 1.3010 | 0.06145 | 103 | 81 | 13 | 9 |
2293 | Let's dress up like all the other wolves," I said. "But no, you had to be different. | 1.3010 | 0.05661 | 103 | 78 | 19 | 6 |
2294 | They're muttering something about Fluffy Lives matter. | 1.3010 | 0.05827 | 103 | 79 | 17 | 7 |
2295 | The herd needs to be heard? Bah!” | 1.3010 | 0.05827 | 103 | 79 | 17 | 7 |
2296 | You went right to the death and dismemberment clause, didn't you. | 1.3010 | 0.05827 | 103 | 79 | 17 | 7 |
2297 | If you can't stay awake, just do an estimate | 1.3010 | 0.05490 | 103 | 77 | 21 | 5 |
2298 | B(l)ah b(l)ah b(l)ah... | 1.3010 | 0.05314 | 103 | 76 | 23 | 4 |
2299 | Are you sure we were supposed to dress in cheap clothing? | 1.3010 | 0.05314 | 103 | 76 | 23 | 4 |
2300 | Hey Bob, I think we are in the minority. | 1.3010 | 0.05314 | 103 | 76 | 22 | 4 |
2301 | As your lawyer, I advise you plea temporary insatiability and stick to chickens, they’re MUCH less organized. | 1.3010 | 0.05827 | 103 | 79 | 17 | 7 |
2302 | I overheard them talking about something called... Democracy. | 1.3010 | 0.05661 | 103 | 77 | 19 | 6 |
2303 | Call Little Bo-Peep. Tell her it's an emergency. | 1.3010 | 0.05314 | 103 | 76 | 23 | 4 |
2304 | It appears they have new leadership. | 1.3010 | 0.05490 | 103 | 77 | 21 | 5 |
2305 | Somebody told them that if they liked their shepard, they could keep their shepard... | 1.3010 | 0.05988 | 103 | 80 | 15 | 8 |
2306 | Counting them individually is making me sleepy. Let's use an Electoral College. | 1.3010 | 0.05988 | 103 | 80 | 15 | 8 |
2307 | Let’s just blame everything on the black sheep. | 1.3010 | 0.05827 | 103 | 79 | 17 | 7 |
2308 | I don't get it -- we're wearing wool suits. | 1.3010 | 0.05490 | 103 | 77 | 21 | 5 |
2309 | Told you not to wear that polyester suit! | 1.3010 | 0.05490 | 103 | 77 | 21 | 5 |
2310 | We probably should have gone with leather. | 1.3010 | 0.05490 | 103 | 77 | 21 | 5 |
2311 | They Want An Explanation Of What Happened To " BAA BAA BLACK SHEEP " | 1.3010 | 0.05490 | 103 | 77 | 21 | 5 |
2312 | Betcha can't find Waldo. | 1.3010 | 0.06145 | 103 | 81 | 13 | 9 |
2313 | I understand their anger. For 10 years I've been streaming FOX News and then that farmer next door goes and introduces them to CNN,NBC,CBS,ABC and MSNBC. | 1.3010 | 0.05490 | 103 | 77 | 21 | 5 |
2314 | Looks like we didn't pull the wool over their eyes! | 1.3010 | 0.05490 | 103 | 77 | 21 | 5 |
2315 | I think we may have underestimated the silent majority. | 1.3010 | 0.05827 | 103 | 79 | 17 | 7 |
2316 | They say they’re not helping anyone else fall asleep until they get a new contract. | 1.3010 | 0.05827 | 103 | 79 | 17 | 7 |
2317 | There is nothing like a genuine Harris Tweed to arouse the jealous passions of the herd. | 1.3010 | 0.05490 | 103 | 77 | 21 | 5 |
2318 | They voted us out of the meadow. | 1.3010 | 0.06145 | 103 | 81 | 13 | 9 |
2319 | We fooled them for awhile in our conservative business suits. Now, they know we don't care a twit about their health and well-being. | 1.3010 | 0.06298 | 103 | 82 | 11 | 10 |
2320 | You wanna give them guns and Maga hats? | 1.3010 | 0.05661 | 103 | 78 | 19 | 6 |
2321 | I guess lamb chops aren’t a good idea for the reunion dinner? | 1.3010 | 0.05132 | 103 | 75 | 24 | 3 |
2322 | Well, I can tell you this,... it's not going to keep me up at night. | 1.3010 | 0.05661 | 103 | 78 | 19 | 6 |
2323 | Well, that's the last time we listen to the President's bleats" | 1.3010 | 0.05827 | 103 | 79 | 17 | 7 |
2324 | Yes, our wool suits might make them angry, but then again it may be the tail sticking out of yours. | 1.3010 | 0.05314 | 103 | 76 | 23 | 4 |
2325 | Nobody wears sheep's clothing anymore," you said | 1.3010 | 0.05490 | 103 | 77 | 21 | 5 |
2326 | " Let's make wolves great again | 1.3010 | 0.05661 | 103 | 78 | 19 | 6 |
2327 | You're wearing a wool suit?! | 1.3010 | 0.05661 | 103 | 78 | 19 | 6 |
2328 | Come back in your sheep's clothing and we'll try this again. | 1.3010 | 0.05661 | 103 | 78 | 19 | 6 |
2329 | Who would have thought so many would show up for the 'wolf in sheep's clothing" casting call. | 1.3010 | 0.05132 | 103 | 75 | 25 | 3 |
2330 | Uhmmmmm...... I think we should reconsider dinner. They could be lions in sheep’s clothing.” | 1.3010 | 0.05988 | 103 | 80 | 15 | 8 |
2331 | So is this one of those cases where the predator becomes prey? | 1.3010 | 0.05661 | 103 | 78 | 19 | 6 |
2332 | I told you that mint jelly joke wasn’t going to land. | 1.3010 | 0.05827 | 103 | 79 | 17 | 7 |
2333 | So the tailor says to me, 'You won't like that--it's itchy. | 1.3010 | 0.05314 | 103 | 76 | 23 | 4 |
2334 | This looks baaaaaaa-d. | 1.3010 | 0.05314 | 103 | 76 | 23 | 4 |
2335 | Maybe this is a good time to go vegan. | 1.3010 | 0.05661 | 103 | 78 | 19 | 6 |
2336 | Let's just go, I don't want another suit this bad. | 1.3010 | 0.05490 | 103 | 77 | 21 | 5 |
2337 | I'm thinking... I'm thinking... | 1.3010 | 0.05827 | 103 | 79 | 17 | 7 |
2338 | They're your relatives, not mine. | 1.3010 | 0.05490 | 103 | 77 | 21 | 5 |
2339 | I understand your clients are upset, Frank, but this is Italian wool and we're in Kentucky. | 1.3010 | 0.05490 | 103 | 77 | 21 | 5 |
2340 | They're the ones wearing white after Labor Day... | 1.3010 | 0.05661 | 103 | 78 | 19 | 6 |
2341 | Apparently Donald, these worsted wool suits are not what they consider sheep's clothing. | 1.3010 | 0.05314 | 103 | 76 | 23 | 4 |
2342 | The wolves of Wall Street debate changing into sheep’s clothing. | 1.3010 | 0.05490 | 103 | 77 | 21 | 5 |
2343 | I have a sneaky suspicion that you’re about to pull the wool over my eyes. | 1.3010 | 0.05988 | 103 | 80 | 15 | 8 |
2344 | We had reservations! | 1.3010 | 0.05827 | 103 | 79 | 17 | 7 |
2345 | This must be casual Friday, I thought you said they wore suits. | 1.3010 | 0.05314 | 103 | 76 | 23 | 4 |
2346 | "They're related to our wool suits." | 1.3010 | 0.05132 | 103 | 75 | 25 | 3 |
2347 | It’s a simple misunderstanding...I was saying ‘you look delicious’, not ‘ewe look delicious’. | 1.3010 | 0.05827 | 103 | 79 | 17 | 7 |
2348 | I should have gone with my instincts and worn sheep's clothing. | 1.3010 | 0.05132 | 103 | 75 | 25 | 3 |
2349 | Concede?Seriously? | 1.3010 | 0.05661 | 103 | 78 | 19 | 6 |
2350 | He said they wont follow a wolf in polyester clothing. | 1.3010 | 0.05314 | 103 | 76 | 23 | 4 |
2351 | Does a flock beat a pair? | 1.3010 | 0.05490 | 103 | 77 | 21 | 5 |
2352 | You never thanked them for the suit they made you. | 1.3010 | 0.05988 | 103 | 80 | 15 | 8 |
2353 | They’re claiming the election’s a fraud. They want another wolf for president | 1.3010 | 0.05827 | 103 | 79 | 17 | 7 |
2354 | They all want to be counted. | 1.3010 | 0.05988 | 103 | 80 | 15 | 8 |
2355 | I think we should have taken that "wolf in sheep's clothing" thing literally. | 1.3010 | 0.05827 | 103 | 79 | 17 | 7 |
2356 | Their union does feel that your reference to them as "mutton dressed as lamb" was a little insensitive. | 1.3010 | 0.05490 | 103 | 77 | 21 | 5 |
2357 | It's not easy being a wolf in lawyer's clothing. | 1.3010 | 0.05988 | 103 | 80 | 15 | 8 |
2358 | They're complaining about how you look at them while counting them in your sleep. | 1.3010 | 0.05661 | 103 | 78 | 19 | 6 |
2359 | I'm sorry, sir. The focus groups suggested wool was the way to go. | 1.3010 | 0.05661 | 103 | 78 | 19 | 6 |
2360 | So, you tell me why they would associate Wall Street with wolves? | 1.3010 | 0.05827 | 103 | 79 | 17 | 7 |
2361 | They want a recount,even if it takes all night. | 1.3010 | 0.05132 | 103 | 75 | 25 | 3 |
2362 | Sheep's clothing would have been a better attire. | 1.3010 | 0.05661 | 103 | 78 | 19 | 6 |
2363 | It's okay. They have to vote for one of us. | 1.3010 | 0.05827 | 103 | 79 | 17 | 7 |
2364 | I guess we shouldn't have called them a nation of sheep. | 1.3010 | 0.05661 | 103 | 78 | 19 | 6 |
2365 | They liked us much better in sheep's clothing. | 1.3010 | 0.05490 | 103 | 77 | 21 | 5 |
2366 | Sir, they’re demanding a recount. | 1.3010 | 0.05661 | 103 | 78 | 19 | 6 |
2367 | They’re demanding our clothing, sir. | 1.3010 | 0.05827 | 103 | 79 | 17 | 7 |
2368 | Keep them engaged here while I sneak around to the back and eat them one by one. | 1.3010 | 0.04943 | 103 | 79 | 19 | 5 |
2369 | We told ‘em he would win. What do we do now? | 1.3010 | 0.05314 | 103 | 76 | 23 | 4 |
2370 | Well, I enjoy the sartorial elegance, but I don't think we're fooling anybody. | 1.3010 | 0.05314 | 103 | 75 | 23 | 4 |
2371 | Two against 100. They’ll bleat us... | 1.3010 | 0.05827 | 103 | 79 | 17 | 7 |
2372 | We're flexible, but not vegans. | 1.3010 | 0.05661 | 103 | 78 | 19 | 6 |
2373 | We'll tell them we're their grandparents. | 1.3010 | 0.05661 | 103 | 78 | 19 | 6 |
2374 | It was easier herding polyesters. | 1.3010 | 0.05661 | 103 | 78 | 19 | 6 |
2375 | So lamb chops for dinner? | 1.3010 | 0.05988 | 103 | 80 | 15 | 8 |
2376 | So you’re telling me they don’t care about the stock market? | 1.3010 | 0.05661 | 103 | 78 | 19 | 6 |
2377 | You fooled them all right, but they don't like lawyers. | 1.3010 | 0.05988 | 103 | 80 | 15 | 8 |
2378 | It's a ruckus over unlicensed use of sheep's clothing. | 1.3010 | 0.06298 | 103 | 82 | 11 | 10 |
2379 | Break for lunch? | 1.3010 | 0.05827 | 103 | 79 | 17 | 7 |
2380 | they say " A wool suit is not sheep's clothing " | 1.3010 | 0.05988 | 103 | 80 | 15 | 8 |
2381 | Do you think they found out what these suits are made of? | 1.3010 | 0.05661 | 103 | 78 | 19 | 6 |
2382 | They seem to disagree. | 1.3010 | 0.05661 | 103 | 78 | 19 | 6 |
2383 | frankly,I see it as a great branding moment. | 1.3010 | 0.05314 | 103 | 76 | 23 | 4 |
2384 | You think we can pull the wool over their eyes? | 1.3010 | 0.05314 | 103 | 76 | 23 | 4 |
2385 | I don't think they are fooled by this cheaps clothing. | 1.3010 | 0.04943 | 103 | 79 | 19 | 5 |
2386 | So they feel marginalized. Who doesn't? | 1.3010 | 0.04216 | 103 | 83 | 14 | 6 |
2387 | - We’re outnumbered. - It’s fine. They’re sheep. | 1.3010 | 0.05132 | 103 | 75 | 25 | 3 |
2388 | Just ignore them. They're a bunch of wolves disguised as sheeps. | 1.3010 | 0.05314 | 103 | 76 | 23 | 4 |
2389 | I got the same look from them when I went silk, too. | 1.3010 | 0.05827 | 103 | 79 | 17 | 7 |
2390 | By shear coincidence this is a wool suit. | 1.3010 | 0.05661 | 103 | 78 | 19 | 6 |
2391 | I don’t know about you, but I lost count a while ago. | 1.3010 | 0.05661 | 103 | 78 | 19 | 6 |
2392 | Yes, Mr. Barr, our army of wolves in sheep clothing is ready to infiltrate the polling sites. | 1.3010 | 0.05827 | 103 | 79 | 17 | 7 |
2393 | Deep down, they respect us for not wearing sheep's clothing. | 1.3010 | 0.05490 | 103 | 77 | 21 | 5 |
2394 | Where did we hide the sheep's clothing? | 1.3010 | 0.05661 | 103 | 78 | 19 | 6 |
2395 | They should be happy we're wearing wool suits. | 1.3010 | 0.05661 | 103 | 78 | 19 | 6 |
2396 | I told you Maurice,the memo said sheep’s clothing. | 1.3010 | 0.05827 | 103 | 79 | 17 | 7 |
2397 | I simply said they were getting sheared January 20. | 1.3010 | 0.05661 | 103 | 78 | 19 | 6 |
2398 | I think they know our plans to transition from wool to mutton. | 1.3010 | 0.05490 | 103 | 77 | 21 | 5 |
2399 | Whatever you do, don’t look sheepish. | 1.3010 | 0.05490 | 103 | 77 | 21 | 5 |
2400 | At least they cannot say we are wolves in sheep's clothing. | 1.3010 | 0.06145 | 103 | 81 | 13 | 9 |
2401 | We’re gonna have to let you go, Jeffrey. | 1.3010 | 0.05490 | 103 | 77 | 21 | 5 |
2402 | Maybe a culling consultancy wasn't the best approach." | 1.3010 | 0.04943 | 103 | 73 | 27 | 2 |
2403 | I wish you hadn’t brought up herd mentality | 1.3010 | 0.06145 | 103 | 81 | 13 | 9 |
2404 | Do you have anything in a basic black? | 1.3010 | 0.05827 | 103 | 79 | 17 | 7 |
2405 | Our well-trained graduates have gone on to run highly successful organizations for centuries. | 1.3010 | 0.05988 | 103 | 80 | 15 | 8 |
2406 | I present to you, the US population | 1.3010 | 0.05490 | 103 | 77 | 21 | 5 |
2407 | They don't like our cotton/polyester suits. | 1.3010 | 0.05661 | 103 | 78 | 19 | 6 |
2408 | They insist on collective bargaining. | 1.3010 | 0.05490 | 103 | 77 | 21 | 5 |
2409 | It's the polyester. I told you to go with wool. | 1.3010 | 0.05314 | 103 | 76 | 23 | 4 |
2410 | Boasting about your suit being a cotton-polyester blend is a little insensitive. | 1.3010 | 0.05827 | 103 | 79 | 17 | 7 |
2411 | They say they feel ewesed by you, sir. | 1.3010 | 0.05988 | 103 | 80 | 15 | 8 |
2412 | They’re baaaaack. | 1.3010 | 0.05661 | 103 | 78 | 19 | 6 |
2413 | You never listen . . . I said, Two suits of sheep’s clothing.” | 1.3010 | 0.05490 | 103 | 77 | 21 | 5 |
2414 | I understand they are paratroopers of the New Zealand army. | 1.3010 | 0.05661 | 103 | 78 | 19 | 6 |
2415 | Sir, I'm afraid at some point you're going to have to face reality. | 1.3010 | 0.06145 | 103 | 81 | 13 | 9 |
2416 | My mistake--I thought the dress code was business professional, not sheep's clothing. | 1.3010 | 0.05988 | 103 | 80 | 15 | 8 |
2417 | I already tried to pull the wool over their eyes. | 1.3010 | 0.03862 | 103 | 79 | 21 | 3 |
2418 | Unrest, Sir...The ewe-ion captain said something about a muttony on the bounty... | 1.3010 | 0.05661 | 103 | 78 | 19 | 6 |
2419 | New clothing order came in for an outfit named Parler | 1.3010 | 0.05827 | 103 | 78 | 17 | 7 |
2420 | If we tell them our suits are poly blend, maybe they’ll go away. | 1.3010 | 0.05661 | 103 | 78 | 19 | 6 |
2421 | Quick! Find our sheep's clothing. | 1.3010 | 0.05827 | 103 | 79 | 17 | 7 |
2422 | Something tells me they do not like our wool jackets | 1.3010 | 0.05661 | 103 | 78 | 19 | 6 |
2423 | This isn't what I meant when I said herd immunity... | 1.3010 | 0.05827 | 103 | 79 | 17 | 7 |
2424 | They are asking for universal healthcare. | 1.3010 | 0.05661 | 103 | 78 | 19 | 6 |
2425 | We’re going to have to rethink the Fall line. | 1.3010 | 0.05490 | 103 | 77 | 21 | 5 |
2426 | They're angry we're wearing cotton! | 1.3010 | 0.05988 | 103 | 80 | 15 | 8 |
2427 | It's about the systematic preying, huh? | 1.3010 | 0.05827 | 103 | 79 | 17 | 7 |
2428 | We should've known this would never work wearing a cheap wool-blend | 1.3010 | 0.05314 | 103 | 76 | 23 | 4 |
2429 | Uh oh, I think they’re onto us. | 1.3010 | 0.05490 | 103 | 77 | 21 | 5 |
2430 | Did you honestly just say, 'I thought I'd pulled the wool over their eyes'? | 1.3010 | 0.05661 | 103 | 78 | 19 | 6 |
2431 | Apparently they'd prefer a wolf in polyester. | 1.3010 | 0.05661 | 103 | 78 | 19 | 6 |
2432 | Listen here Wolf, I don't care if you represent the United Wool Workers of America get the flock out of here! | 1.3010 | 0.06145 | 103 | 81 | 13 | 9 |
2433 | We weren't the majority, but we won! | 1.3010 | 0.05314 | 103 | 75 | 22 | 4 |
2434 | The stockholders seem to be upset with the suits. | 1.3010 | 0.05132 | 103 | 69 | 23 | 3 |
2435 | Maybe cloning worked a little too well. | 1.3010 | 0.03737 | 103 | 81 | 18 | 4 |
2436 | Well sir, they’re out of jobs. Folks who haven’t slept in 4 years have started sleeping again. | 1.3010 | 0.05988 | 103 | 80 | 15 | 8 |
2437 | 'I think we might have pushed it too far with that proposal on taxing wool' | 1.3010 | 0.05490 | 103 | 77 | 21 | 5 |
2438 | The count is over you lost bigly | 1.3010 | 0.05988 | 103 | 80 | 15 | 8 |
2439 | How was I suppose to know that counting them pissed them off | 1.3010 | 0.05827 | 103 | 79 | 17 | 7 |
2440 | Donald it’s time to go now. | 1.3010 | 0.05827 | 103 | 79 | 17 | 7 |
2441 | You tell 'em we won the election. Of course they'll follow. They're sheep! | 1.3010 | 0.06145 | 103 | 81 | 13 | 9 |
2442 | If this is what popular vote looks like, then I don’t want it. | 1.3010 | 0.05490 | 103 | 77 | 21 | 5 |
2443 | I think they are starting to notice | 1.3010 | 0.05827 | 103 | 79 | 17 | 7 |
2444 | For the record, this is not what I I had in mind when I suggested: 'let's blend in by dressing up in wool suits'! | 1.3010 | 0.05490 | 103 | 77 | 21 | 5 |
2445 | Sir, your dream is over. We’ve counted all the sheep. | 1.3010 | 0.05988 | 103 | 80 | 15 | 8 |
2446 | Despite no evidence of voter fraud, today Georgia poll workers were informed they would be doing a recount by hand of 5 million state ballots . | 1.3010 | 0.06145 | 103 | 81 | 13 | 9 |
2447 | Couldn’t sleep last night. | 1.3010 | 0.05314 | 103 | 76 | 23 | 4 |
2448 | How did counting votes became more popular than counting sheeps? | 1.3010 | 0.05661 | 103 | 78 | 19 | 6 |
2449 | What an excellent looking diversity commission we've assembled | 1.3010 | 0.05661 | 103 | 78 | 19 | 6 |
2450 | Stand back and stand by. | 1.3010 | 0.05490 | 103 | 77 | 21 | 5 |
2451 | You're not supposed to take off your sheep's clothing until *after* the election. | 1.3010 | 0.05314 | 103 | 76 | 23 | 4 |
2452 | How many are fake? | 1.3010 | 0.05988 | 103 | 80 | 15 | 8 |
2453 | Well, I suppose they won't be fleeced again. | 1.3010 | 0.06145 | 103 | 81 | 13 | 9 |
2454 | not a single black sheep. Mr. President it’s over | 1.3010 | 0.05827 | 103 | 79 | 17 | 7 |
2455 | Do you think we can teach them how to carry flags and guns? | 1.3010 | 0.05661 | 103 | 78 | 19 | 6 |
2456 | Perhaps this time sheepish is the way to go | 1.3010 | 0.05490 | 103 | 76 | 19 | 5 |
2457 | I think they expected more than The Four Seasons Landscaping from their dictators.... | 1.3010 | 0.04846 | 103 | 81 | 16 | 6 |
2458 | I don’t get it. They never ask questions when I recount them in my sleep. | 1.3010 | 0.05314 | 103 | 76 | 23 | 4 |
2459 | They said wearing the mask makes them look like sheep | 1.3010 | 0.05988 | 103 | 80 | 15 | 8 |
2460 | But I was assured the suit fabric was entirely synthetic, sir! | 1.3010 | 0.05827 | 103 | 79 | 17 | 7 |
2461 | Sir, I don’t think they’re buying it. | 1.3010 | 0.05314 | 103 | 76 | 23 | 4 |
2462 | Sir, "Your suit didn't hide your tail. " | 1.3010 | 0.05661 | 103 | 77 | 19 | 6 |
2463 | So I told them, look—don’t let shearing dominate your life. | 1.3010 | 0.05314 | 103 | 76 | 21 | 4 |
2464 | It felt like a dream, so I demand they recount | 1.3010 | 0.05038 | 103 | 82 | 14 | 7 |
2465 | They're tired of the three-bag quota. | 1.3010 | 0.05132 | 103 | 75 | 25 | 3 |
2466 | I thought you booked The Four Seasons... | 1.3010 | 0.05827 | 103 | 79 | 17 | 7 |
2467 | I herd my approval rating has never been better | 1.3010 | 0.05827 | 103 | 79 | 17 | 7 |
2468 | COUNT THE SHEEP! | 1.3010 | 0.05661 | 103 | 78 | 19 | 6 |
2469 | The Tables Have Turned | 1.3010 | 0.05490 | 103 | 77 | 21 | 5 |
2470 | Listen, this #ewetoo thing could get to be a real problem. | 1.3010 | 0.05490 | 103 | 77 | 21 | 5 |
2471 | STOP THE COUNT / COUNT THEM ALL... Sheep that is... | 1.3010 | 0.05661 | 103 | 78 | 19 | 6 |
2472 | Think they’d buy that these are made of polyester? | 1.3010 | 0.05661 | 103 | 78 | 19 | 6 |
2473 | I counted last time, your turn | 1.3010 | 0.05314 | 103 | 76 | 23 | 4 |
2474 | I don’t know, just tell them to blame the goats. | 1.3010 | 0.05661 | 103 | 77 | 19 | 6 |
2475 | Wait!? Do we count them or not count them? | 1.3010 | 0.05314 | 103 | 76 | 23 | 4 |
2476 | The New Yorker? Your were supposed to submit this to the Wool Street Journal | 1.3010 | 0.05490 | 103 | 77 | 21 | 5 |
2477 | the two party system is fine, they can vote for either one of us. | 1.3010 | 0.05661 | 103 | 77 | 19 | 6 |
2478 | Haven’t you herd. Get the flock outta here. | 1.3010 | 0.05314 | 103 | 75 | 23 | 4 |
2479 | Sir, It’s the Ba Ba Black Lives Matter movement, they’re a shear force to be reckoned with. | 1.3010 | 0.05827 | 103 | 79 | 17 | 7 |
2480 | Where’s the crying boy? Can we blame it on him again? | 1.3010 | 0.05827 | 103 | 79 | 17 | 7 |
2481 | I can’t believe I got dressed up for this. | 1.3010 | 0.05490 | 103 | 77 | 21 | 5 |
2482 | They heard you wanted to stop the count. | 1.3010 | 0.05490 | 103 | 77 | 21 | 5 |
2483 | They’ve unionised, Dave. What now? | 1.3010 | 0.05132 | 103 | 75 | 25 | 3 |
2484 | Look sharp, Merino. You’re starting to appear sheepish. | 1.3010 | 0.05132 | 103 | 75 | 25 | 3 |
2485 | We won’t count those that arrived after 4 am | 1.3010 | 0.05661 | 103 | 78 | 19 | 6 |
2486 | Apparently BaaToo is trending as we speak | 1.3010 | 0.05403 | 103 | 79 | 18 | 6 |
2487 | You said you went vegan | 1.3010 | 0.05988 | 103 | 80 | 15 | 8 |
2488 | There is a demand for reparations, sir.. | 1.3010 | 0.05132 | 103 | 75 | 25 | 3 |
2489 | Did they figure out we’re gonna eat them? | 1.3010 | 0.05132 | 103 | 75 | 25 | 3 |
2490 | Doesn't matter what they think, Joe. They're sheep. | 1.3010 | 0.05661 | 103 | 78 | 19 | 6 |
2491 | Suddenly, ‘stand back and stand by’ has taken on a whole new meaning. | 1.3010 | 0.05661 | 103 | 78 | 19 | 6 |
2492 | It’s on the tip of my tongue. “A wolf in sheep’s.....” nah it’s gone. | 1.3010 | 0.05132 | 103 | 75 | 25 | 3 |
2493 | Sir, I believe they may have overherd you | 1.3010 | 0.05490 | 103 | 77 | 21 | 5 |
2494 | I think they finally realized that 'A wolf in sheep's clothing' wasn't a metaphor | 1.3010 | 0.05490 | 103 | 77 | 21 | 5 |
2495 | This seems baaaaad | 1.3010 | 0.05827 | 103 | 79 | 17 | 7 |
2496 | The fake news excuse isn’t scaring them anymore, should we tell them it was voter fraud now? | 1.3010 | 0.05827 | 103 | 79 | 17 | 7 |
2497 | Quick! Tell them how we’re making the meadow great again! | 1.3010 | 0.05314 | 103 | 76 | 23 | 4 |
2498 | We are wearing their clothing, Ed. They want residuals | 1.3010 | 0.05661 | 103 | 78 | 19 | 6 |
2499 | They are following you like sheep to the slaughter but nobody said they had to be happy about it! | 1.3009 | 0.05166 | 113 | 84 | 24 | 5 |
2500 | They say we've been defunded. | 1.3009 | 0.05010 | 113 | 83 | 26 | 4 |
2501 | It’s time to stop flocking around! | 1.2991 | 0.05510 | 107 | 81 | 20 | 6 |
2502 | Suit yourself! | 1.2981 | 0.05445 | 104 | 78 | 21 | 5 |
2503 | It worked for Trump. | 1.2981 | 0.05778 | 104 | 80 | 17 | 7 |
2504 | Remember that one time we took Dolly to China? | 1.2981 | 0.05271 | 104 | 77 | 23 | 4 |
2505 | What can they do, eat us? | 1.2981 | 0.05445 | 104 | 78 | 21 | 5 |
2506 | They know you’re wearing polyester. | 1.2970 | 0.06060 | 101 | 79 | 14 | 8 |
2507 | If you promise to build a fence to keep out the wolves, they'll all vote for you. | 1.2970 | 0.05367 | 101 | 75 | 22 | 4 |
2508 | This is not what I meant by sheep’s clothing! | 1.2970 | 0.05548 | 101 | 76 | 20 | 5 |
2509 | Yes, fine, I was a wolf in sheep's clothing ONE TIME. That doesn't give them the right to wear my suit. | 1.2970 | 0.05179 | 101 | 74 | 24 | 3 |
2510 | COSTUME ~ CHANGE ??? | 1.2970 | 0.05367 | 101 | 75 | 22 | 4 |
2511 | Assure them they did not get fleeced, we are trying to find their ballots. | 1.2970 | 0.05548 | 101 | 76 | 20 | 5 |
2512 | You said you were only counting them in your sleep. | 1.2970 | 0.05179 | 101 | 74 | 24 | 3 |
2513 | Their first mistake was referring to it as collective baagaining. | 1.2970 | 0.05548 | 101 | 76 | 20 | 5 |
2514 | It never occurred to me that they would expect us to actually build a new fence. | 1.2970 | 0.05367 | 101 | 75 | 22 | 4 |
2515 | Ewe've been very baaad. | 1.2970 | 0.05367 | 101 | 75 | 22 | 4 |
2516 | Well, we can probably still convince them there’s voter fraud... | 1.2970 | 0.05894 | 101 | 78 | 16 | 7 |
2517 | Let's demand a recount. | 1.2970 | 0.05179 | 101 | 74 | 24 | 3 |
2518 | I told you suits as a disguise was a lousy idea. | 1.2970 | 0.04984 | 101 | 73 | 26 | 2 |
2519 | We've been oversupplying sheep's clothing. Turns out they're all wolves. | 1.2970 | 0.05894 | 101 | 78 | 16 | 7 |
2520 | This crowd distrusts suits, but I can't think what else we should wear. Any ideas? | 1.2970 | 0.05894 | 101 | 78 | 16 | 7 |
2521 | Watch my lips. Sheep's clothing. Sheep's clothing. Sheep's clothing. | 1.2970 | 0.05724 | 101 | 77 | 18 | 6 |
2522 | They're not buying "Census Takers." What's next? "Young Republicans?" | 1.2970 | 0.05894 | 101 | 78 | 16 | 7 |
2523 | Democracy is messy. | 1.2970 | 0.05367 | 101 | 75 | 22 | 4 |
2524 | Okay, we've won the election. What do we do now? | 1.2970 | 0.05548 | 101 | 76 | 20 | 5 |
2525 | What made you think it was a good idea to fleece them all at once? | 1.2970 | 0.05179 | 101 | 74 | 24 | 3 |
2526 | Let’s try a new approach. | 1.2970 | 0.05548 | 101 | 76 | 20 | 5 |
2527 | We're badly outnumbered, and they aren't buying that we are vegetarians. | 1.2970 | 0.05724 | 101 | 77 | 18 | 6 |
2528 | Seems the Fox image has lost its fear factor Mr Fox. | 1.2970 | 0.05548 | 101 | 76 | 20 | 5 |
2529 | I told you we should have worn polyester ! | 1.2970 | 0.05724 | 101 | 77 | 18 | 6 |
2530 | You think we can take them on boss? | 1.2970 | 0.04984 | 101 | 78 | 18 | 5 |
2531 | Probably too late for the sheep's clothing. | 1.2970 | 0.05367 | 101 | 75 | 22 | 4 |
2532 | Ok, I ordered way too much for dinner. | 1.2970 | 0.05367 | 101 | 75 | 22 | 4 |
2533 | I told you we shouldn’t have counted them. | 1.2970 | 0.05724 | 101 | 77 | 18 | 6 |
2534 | Someone stopped counting sheep, they’re demanding we start over | 1.2970 | 0.04984 | 101 | 73 | 26 | 2 |
2535 | They object to our wearing wool suits. | 1.2946 | 0.05174 | 112 | 84 | 23 | 5 |
2536 | See Phil, I told you we picked the wrong costumes! | 1.2941 | 0.05501 | 102 | 77 | 20 | 5 |
2537 | I can’t believe they all voted against me. And after all I’ve done for them! | 1.2941 | 0.05322 | 102 | 76 | 22 | 4 |
2538 | "How do I put this? My clients are seriously reconsidering your role as brand ambassador for their clothing line. | 1.2941 | 0.05843 | 102 | 79 | 16 | 7 |
2539 | Next time, I choose the outfit. | 1.2941 | 0.05041 | 102 | 77 | 21 | 4 |
2540 | I still think we're 'Dressed to kill.' | 1.2941 | 0.05675 | 102 | 78 | 18 | 6 |
2541 | They said: "Don't worry; they'll act like sheep." So what's up with THIS? | 1.2941 | 0.05675 | 102 | 78 | 18 | 6 |
2542 | I sense they're trying to tell us we've carried our charade too far. | 1.2941 | 0.05501 | 102 | 77 | 20 | 5 |
2543 | I think that we should go back to the other clothing | 1.2941 | 0.05136 | 102 | 75 | 24 | 3 |
2544 | If we keep telling them the same thing, they will start to believe it. Such sheep! | 1.2941 | 0.05322 | 102 | 76 | 22 | 4 |
2545 | I'm afraid it's over - fox and friends called you out. | 1.2941 | 0.06007 | 102 | 80 | 14 | 8 |
2546 | They’re claiming harassment. | 1.2941 | 0.06007 | 102 | 80 | 14 | 8 |
2547 | They said they found a guillotine, and they know how to use it! | 1.2941 | 0.05412 | 102 | 79 | 17 | 6 |
2548 | Are you too in alpaca’s clothing now? | 1.2941 | 0.05136 | 102 | 75 | 24 | 3 |
2549 | Let’s try the Fake News thing. | 1.2941 | 0.05843 | 102 | 79 | 16 | 7 |
2550 | Told you we needed a higher thread count | 1.2941 | 0.05843 | 102 | 79 | 16 | 7 |
2551 | Maybe we should just wear the mask... | 1.2941 | 0.05041 | 102 | 77 | 21 | 4 |
2552 | The wolf cares not, how many the sheep be. Should I start counting? | 1.2941 | 0.04944 | 102 | 79 | 18 | 5 |
2553 | How was I supposed to know sheep don’t wear Armani? | 1.2941 | 0.05322 | 102 | 76 | 22 | 4 |
2554 | Sir, the electoral college has spoken. It's time for you to go baaaaaaa-ck to where you came from. | 1.2941 | 0.05675 | 102 | 78 | 18 | 6 |
2555 | Rudy, I told you to tuck in your tail. | 1.2929 | 0.05607 | 99 | 75 | 19 | 5 |
2556 | Seriously, this is so much worse than Mad Cow Disease. | 1.2929 | 0.05026 | 99 | 72 | 25 | 2 |
2557 | I told you to NOT wear your Alpaca suit today. | 1.2929 | 0.05607 | 99 | 75 | 19 | 5 |
2558 | Perhaps I underestimated sheep. | 1.2929 | 0.05607 | 99 | 75 | 19 | 5 |
2559 | I forget, how does that saying go again about wolf's clothing? | 1.2929 | 0.05227 | 99 | 73 | 23 | 3 |
2560 | All I said was, 'I love ewe'. | 1.2929 | 0.05026 | 99 | 72 | 25 | 2 |
2561 | It did say 100% wool on the tag. | 1.2929 | 0.05227 | 99 | 73 | 23 | 3 |
2562 | Maybe some cardigans? | 1.2929 | 0.05607 | 99 | 75 | 19 | 5 |
2563 | I warned you not to count sheep. | 1.2929 | 0.06134 | 99 | 78 | 13 | 8 |
2564 | I think they're starting to see through the suits. | 1.2929 | 0.05607 | 99 | 75 | 19 | 5 |
2565 | I demand a recount. | 1.2929 | 0.05788 | 99 | 76 | 17 | 6 |
2566 | Just tell them - as we've always said, we need to work together. You don't eat us, we don't eat you. | 1.2929 | 0.05026 | 99 | 72 | 25 | 2 |
2567 | I think we were mislead by the guy at Brooks Brothers | 1.2929 | 0.05607 | 99 | 75 | 19 | 5 |
2568 | You'd shouldn't have told them they don't have the chops. | 1.2929 | 0.05515 | 99 | 77 | 16 | 6 |
2569 | I think they expected us to wear sheep's clothing. | 1.2929 | 0.05227 | 99 | 72 | 23 | 3 |
2570 | Maybe it's time you concede the election? | 1.2929 | 0.05788 | 99 | 76 | 17 | 6 |
2571 | I told them we always dress like this | 1.2929 | 0.05420 | 99 | 74 | 21 | 4 |
2572 | The word from upstairs is we have to make some cuts | 1.2929 | 0.05788 | 99 | 76 | 17 | 6 |
2573 | Herd mentality | 1.2929 | 0.05607 | 99 | 75 | 19 | 5 |
2574 | So then the tailor tells me they can just shave the wool off the animal. | 1.2929 | 0.05607 | 99 | 75 | 19 | 5 |
2575 | Drat! He says they're being represented by Rudy Giuliani. | 1.2929 | 0.05964 | 99 | 77 | 15 | 7 |
2576 | Let's get the flock out of here! | 1.2929 | 0.05964 | 99 | 77 | 15 | 7 |
2577 | We've been out flocked. | 1.2929 | 0.05788 | 99 | 76 | 17 | 6 |
2578 | Told you we should’ve gone with the sheep’s clothing. | 1.2929 | 0.05788 | 99 | 76 | 17 | 6 |
2579 | Be careful what you say next – they’re upset and I’m not sure we have herd immunity. | 1.2929 | 0.05227 | 99 | 73 | 23 | 3 |
2580 | I told you they wouldn't follow you off that cliff!!! | 1.2929 | 0.05420 | 99 | 74 | 21 | 4 |
2581 | I think they smell polyester. | 1.2929 | 0.05788 | 99 | 76 | 17 | 6 |
2582 | You think we should've ordered steak instead of lamb for the shareholders meeting? | 1.2929 | 0.05788 | 99 | 76 | 17 | 6 |
2583 | I think they're starting to realize it doesn't matter which one of us they choose. | 1.2929 | 0.05420 | 99 | 74 | 21 | 4 |
2584 | It's that damn sheep dogs fault. | 1.2929 | 0.05607 | 99 | 75 | 19 | 5 |
2585 | One of them’s got to be a wolf in sheep’s clothing. | 1.2929 | 0.05607 | 99 | 75 | 19 | 5 |
2586 | I'm telling you; there are more of us than them. Count again!!! | 1.2929 | 0.05964 | 99 | 77 | 15 | 7 |
2587 | We'll be fine unless "can't fix stupid" is just another lie. | 1.2929 | 0.05420 | 99 | 74 | 21 | 4 |
2588 | Fleecing sheeple on Wall Street was never this difficult! | 1.2929 | 0.04816 | 99 | 71 | 26 | 1 |
2589 | I got tired of sheep’s clothing | 1.2929 | 0.05420 | 99 | 74 | 21 | 4 |
2590 | I thought the sheep were supposed to be peacefully jumping over a fence...what do I do now? | 1.2929 | 0.05127 | 99 | 75 | 20 | 4 |
2591 | ...So they herd and are not to happy | 1.2929 | 0.05964 | 99 | 77 | 15 | 7 |
2592 | They’re saying they haven’t had a say in the Brexit negations yet. | 1.2929 | 0.06134 | 99 | 78 | 13 | 8 |
2593 | The suit is disrespectful. | 1.2929 | 0.05607 | 99 | 75 | 19 | 5 |
2594 | No, you misunderstood... I wanted you to 'care' for them, not 'scare' them. They're baaadly shaken up. | 1.2929 | 0.05607 | 99 | 75 | 19 | 5 |
2595 | No. You specifically said a herd of wolves in sheep's clothing. | 1.2929 | 0.05607 | 99 | 75 | 19 | 5 |
2596 | They resent us having wool suits. | 1.2929 | 0.05420 | 99 | 74 | 21 | 4 |
2597 | They just won’t wear a mask! | 1.2929 | 0.05607 | 99 | 75 | 19 | 5 |
2598 | Man, this #SheepToo thing has gone too far.... | 1.2929 | 0.05026 | 99 | 72 | 25 | 2 |
2599 | Between your fangs and my claws, I still like our chances. | 1.2929 | 0.05420 | 99 | 74 | 21 | 4 |
2600 | I don’t think the “sheep’s clothing” is fooling them. | 1.2929 | 0.05026 | 99 | 72 | 25 | 2 |
2601 | That suit is non-union wool. What reaction did you expect? | 1.2929 | 0.05227 | 99 | 73 | 23 | 3 |
2602 | Turns out you can also clone attitude. | 1.2929 | 0.05788 | 99 | 76 | 17 | 6 |
2603 | They don't understand that we're Wall Street wolves, not wolves-in-sheep's-clothing wolves. | 1.2929 | 0.05607 | 99 | 75 | 19 | 5 |
2604 | I warned you about speculating on wool futures. | 1.2929 | 0.05420 | 99 | 74 | 21 | 4 |
2605 | Flocked again... | 1.2929 | 0.05607 | 99 | 75 | 19 | 5 |
2606 | I don't know...it seems to work on Wall Street. | 1.2929 | 0.05607 | 99 | 75 | 19 | 5 |
2607 | They're claiming we outfoxed them. | 1.2929 | 0.04367 | 99 | 74 | 23 | 2 |
2608 | Drink three pots of coffee, then count them. | 1.2929 | 0.05607 | 99 | 75 | 19 | 5 |
2609 | So much for the silent majority. | 1.2929 | 0.05788 | 99 | 76 | 17 | 6 |
2610 | If you count the legal sheep, I easily win. | 1.2929 | 0.05420 | 99 | 74 | 21 | 4 |
2611 | Herd mentality, herd immunity -- whatever. Just as long as I'm still in charge. | 1.2929 | 0.06134 | 99 | 78 | 13 | 8 |
2612 | I also heard "wear a cheap suit," not sheep suit. | 1.2929 | 0.05607 | 99 | 75 | 19 | 5 |
2613 | Looks like they finally solved that math problem! | 1.2929 | 0.05026 | 99 | 72 | 25 | 2 |
2614 | And for their final demand, they ask that the Wolf PAC support the 'My Wool, My Choice' movement. | 1.2929 | 0.05788 | 99 | 75 | 17 | 6 |
2615 | I think they want us to go back to Wall Street. | 1.2929 | 0.05607 | 99 | 75 | 19 | 5 |
2616 | Every sheep counts! Count every sheep! | 1.2929 | 0.05227 | 99 | 73 | 23 | 3 |
2617 | We need, unfortunately, to reconsider herd immunity. | 1.2929 | 0.05788 | 99 | 76 | 17 | 6 |
2618 | I'm guessing the disguise isn't working... | 1.2929 | 0.05420 | 99 | 74 | 21 | 4 |
2619 | They’re rebelling against recounts. | 1.2929 | 0.05607 | 99 | 75 | 19 | 5 |
2620 | Everyone sees what you appear to be, few experience what you really are. | 1.2929 | 0.05420 | 99 | 74 | 21 | 4 |
2621 | Sir, the sheep don’t think a recount will help you sleep better. | 1.2929 | 0.05964 | 99 | 77 | 15 | 7 |
2622 | They’re crying wolf and I’m being sheepish. What a world. | 1.2929 | 0.05026 | 99 | 72 | 25 | 2 |
2623 | We're not gonna pull the wool over their eyes | 1.2929 | 0.05227 | 99 | 73 | 23 | 3 |
2624 | Look at them! They are like humans! They believe anything we say! | 1.2929 | 0.05607 | 99 | 75 | 19 | 5 |
2625 | Ok so, they refuse to wear cotton masks. | 1.2929 | 0.05788 | 99 | 76 | 17 | 6 |
2626 | YOU hand count them. | 1.2929 | 0.05607 | 99 | 75 | 19 | 5 |
2627 | I think it was the 'shear genius' comment about our suits that lost 'em | 1.2929 | 0.05420 | 99 | 74 | 21 | 4 |
2628 | Wolf's wool | 1.2929 | 0.05227 | 99 | 73 | 23 | 3 |
2629 | Well now they’re telling me they WANT to be called sheeple. | 1.2929 | 0.05420 | 99 | 74 | 21 | 4 |
2630 | ....And so finally It was the sheep who had demanded the wolf’s clothing. | 1.2929 | 0.05607 | 99 | 75 | 19 | 5 |
2631 | Nobody appreciates a good wool suit anymore. | 1.2929 | 0.05026 | 99 | 72 | 25 | 2 |
2632 | You know, I could shoot someone on 5th Avenue and they would still follow me. | 1.2929 | 0.05607 | 99 | 75 | 19 | 5 |
2633 | Get me William Barr. They need to be reminded that we’re only a Democracy in name. | 1.2929 | 0.06461 | 99 | 80 | 9 | 10 |
2634 | So tell me, General Custer, how do we win this one. | 1.2925 | 0.05356 | 106 | 80 | 21 | 5 |
2635 | Mr. President, I think we are wearing the wrong kind of mask. | 1.2917 | 0.05112 | 96 | 70 | 24 | 2 |
2636 | They figured out they won’t be starring in a reality show called Real Housewives Without Shoes. | 1.2917 | 0.05908 | 96 | 73 | 16 | 6 |
2637 | ALL sheep matter,Carl | 1.2917 | 0.05719 | 96 | 73 | 18 | 5 |
2638 | Wardrobe malfunction? | 1.2917 | 0.05908 | 96 | 74 | 16 | 6 |
2639 | So, you are telling me that the land is yours... | 1.2917 | 0.05908 | 96 | 74 | 16 | 6 |
2640 | I guess that they don't buy us being "good shepherds" | 1.2900 | 0.05559 | 100 | 76 | 19 | 5 |
2641 | They don’t want to submit to a recount. | 1.2900 | 0.05374 | 100 | 75 | 21 | 4 |
2642 | It'll be easy, you said. They're just stupid sheep, you said. We'll wear a disguise, you said, and have mutton fr dinner, you said." | 1.2900 | 0.05559 | 100 | 76 | 19 | 5 |
2643 | Technically we’re a republic, not a democracy | 1.2900 | 0.06079 | 100 | 79 | 13 | 8 |
2644 | They want you to stop wearing their clothing. | 1.2887 | 0.05668 | 97 | 74 | 18 | 5 |
2645 | Not to worry. There's another 70 million who haven't noticed a thing. | 1.2887 | 0.05668 | 97 | 74 | 18 | 5 |
2646 | Time to put some teeth into this situation. | 1.2887 | 0.05475 | 97 | 73 | 20 | 4 |
2647 | Sir, they aren’t so keen on watching Fox News anymore. What’s our next strategy? | 1.2887 | 0.05668 | 97 | 74 | 18 | 5 |
2648 | OK. But I still say I won the election. | 1.2887 | 0.05276 | 97 | 72 | 22 | 3 |
2649 | Time for Plan B. | 1.2887 | 0.05068 | 97 | 71 | 24 | 2 |
2650 | I am ok saying that sheep lives matter, but don't let them defund the wolf. | 1.2883 | 0.05337 | 111 | 85 | 20 | 6 |
2651 | We warned you about strength in numbers. | 1.2872 | 0.05583 | 94 | 71 | 19 | 4 |
2652 | They're Trump supporters, obviously. | 1.2872 | 0.05978 | 94 | 73 | 15 | 6 |
2653 | 'Yes' to more humane shearing, 'No' to profit sharing. | 1.2872 | 0.06167 | 94 | 74 | 13 | 7 |
2654 | Maybe we could consider putting ONE of them on the board of directors | 1.2857 | 0.05618 | 98 | 75 | 18 | 5 |
2655 | Well, that didn't work, try telling them we'll cover it next week in our press conference at the Four Seasons. | 1.2857 | 0.05618 | 98 | 75 | 18 | 5 |
2656 | You told them that the suit was wool didn’t you? | 1.2857 | 0.05141 | 112 | 85 | 22 | 5 |
2657 | Their contract stipulates sheep's clothing, not cotton or synthetics | 1.2857 | 0.04818 | 112 | 83 | 26 | 3 |
2658 | Uh-Oh, your tail is sticking out. | 1.2857 | 0.05445 | 112 | 87 | 18 | 7 |
2659 | Which one are you wearing? | 1.2842 | 0.05532 | 95 | 72 | 19 | 4 |
2660 | Look, just keep talking up the wool and cheese deals. Don’t mention you-know-what. | 1.2842 | 0.04887 | 95 | 68 | 25 | 1 |
2661 | They just figured out the tax code. | 1.2842 | 0.05731 | 95 | 73 | 17 | 5 |
2662 | Try acting sheepish. | 1.2842 | 0.05111 | 95 | 70 | 23 | 2 |
2663 | I think they’re onto us Mike | 1.2842 | 0.04887 | 95 | 69 | 25 | 1 |
2664 | I think they've got our number. | 1.2842 | 0.06290 | 95 | 76 | 11 | 8 |
2665 | I lost count. They have to jump over the fence all over again. | 1.2842 | 0.05923 | 95 | 74 | 15 | 6 |
2666 | This is a "Me too moment." | 1.2842 | 0.05532 | 95 | 72 | 19 | 4 |
2667 | We’re running out of options. It’s hard to argue over 4 million votes. | 1.2842 | 0.05731 | 95 | 73 | 17 | 5 |
2668 | This brings all new meaning to "I think we've been fleeced." | 1.2842 | 0.05325 | 95 | 71 | 21 | 3 |
2669 | Just ask for a recount. | 1.2842 | 0.05532 | 95 | 72 | 19 | 4 |
2670 | It doesn't look good. How do you want to handle it? | 1.2842 | 0.05325 | 95 | 71 | 21 | 3 |
2671 | I dunno. It’s not like we’re fracking. | 1.2842 | 0.05532 | 95 | 72 | 19 | 4 |
2672 | Don’t just stand there. Negotiate. | 1.2842 | 0.05532 | 95 | 72 | 19 | 4 |
2673 | Are you sure the manual said “shark’s clothing?” | 1.2842 | 0.05923 | 95 | 74 | 15 | 6 |
2674 | Clearly, we were better off in sheep's clothing. | 1.2842 | 0.05731 | 95 | 73 | 17 | 5 |
2675 | I guess they don't like our corporate look. | 1.2842 | 0.05731 | 95 | 73 | 17 | 5 |
2676 | All legal sheep must be counted | 1.2842 | 0.05731 | 95 | 73 | 17 | 5 |
2677 | I've never seen so many knitted brows in my life. | 1.2842 | 0.05731 | 95 | 73 | 17 | 5 |
2678 | You may disagree but summer crys out for a cotton blend. | 1.2842 | 0.05731 | 95 | 73 | 17 | 5 |
2679 | You look for the one in sheep’s clothing! | 1.2842 | 0.05731 | 95 | 73 | 17 | 5 |
2680 | You lost the election. I think it's time to concede. | 1.2842 | 0.05923 | 95 | 74 | 15 | 6 |
2681 | Deny everything! | 1.2842 | 0.05325 | 95 | 71 | 21 | 3 |
2682 | I couldn’t fall asleep for three days, so I kept counting. | 1.2842 | 0.05532 | 95 | 72 | 19 | 4 |
2683 | They say they're tired of being counted. | 1.2842 | 0.05532 | 95 | 72 | 19 | 4 |
2684 | Even Fox News won’t back you this time, Donald | 1.2842 | 0.06109 | 95 | 75 | 13 | 7 |
2685 | Keep telling them it was fraud. I got bills to pay. | 1.2842 | 0.05532 | 95 | 72 | 18 | 4 |
2686 | Very funny! But I herd that one before. | 1.2842 | 0.05325 | 95 | 71 | 21 | 3 |
2687 | They're waiting on your concession speech. | 1.2842 | 0.05923 | 95 | 74 | 15 | 6 |
2688 | The “Sheep in Wolf’s Clotning” line worked last time......... | 1.2842 | 0.05532 | 95 | 72 | 19 | 4 |
2689 | I know they're upset but we work on Wall Street now. | 1.2842 | 0.05532 | 95 | 72 | 19 | 4 |
2690 | So they found the sheep’s clothing?” “Yep. A-ha. | 1.2842 | 0.05923 | 95 | 74 | 15 | 6 |
2691 | Do you suppose they’re offended by your polyester jacket? | 1.2842 | 0.05532 | 95 | 72 | 19 | 4 |
2692 | They're angry about the results of the election. | 1.2842 | 0.05532 | 95 | 72 | 19 | 4 |
2693 | Yes, I herd what you herd. | 1.2842 | 0.04652 | 95 | 67 | 27 | 0 |
2694 | Maybe salad isn't such a bad idea after all. | 1.2842 | 0.06109 | 95 | 75 | 13 | 7 |
2695 | They claim they're wolves in sheep's clothing. | 1.2842 | 0.06109 | 95 | 75 | 13 | 7 |
2696 | I think they're tired of us asking for political donations. | 1.2842 | 0.05430 | 95 | 74 | 16 | 5 |
2697 | You know Don, I gotta give your credit. They told me that your followers were nothing but sheep! Honestly though, I did not expect this! | 1.2842 | 0.05325 | 95 | 71 | 21 | 3 |
2698 | My silent majority also happens to be invisible. But I assure you, they flocked to the polls. | 1.2842 | 0.05111 | 95 | 70 | 23 | 2 |
2699 | They’re tired of being corporate sheep. | 1.2842 | 0.05731 | 95 | 73 | 17 | 5 |
2700 | Do you really think we may still be able to pull the wool over their eyes? | 1.2842 | 0.05532 | 95 | 72 | 19 | 4 |
2701 | I don't understand it, they've turned on us. | 1.2842 | 0.05325 | 95 | 69 | 20 | 3 |
2702 | It seems we're the 1%, and they're mad! | 1.2842 | 0.05325 | 95 | 71 | 21 | 3 |
2703 | So who sheared the wool from their eyes? | 1.2842 | 0.05000 | 95 | 72 | 20 | 3 |
2704 | Where's Wolfdo? | 1.2842 | 0.06109 | 95 | 75 | 13 | 7 |
2705 | Is that suit polyester? | 1.2842 | 0.05325 | 95 | 71 | 21 | 3 |
2706 | Your resume said you had significant herding experience. Good luck! | 1.2842 | 0.05731 | 95 | 73 | 17 | 5 |
2707 | I only nap. So these don't count. | 1.2842 | 0.05731 | 95 | 73 | 17 | 5 |
2708 | Yes, of course they are on to us. But being sheep, they're too stupid to do anything about it. Not our fault they voted fo us. | 1.2842 | 0.05532 | 95 | 72 | 19 | 4 |
2709 | They want to defund us. | 1.2842 | 0.05731 | 95 | 73 | 17 | 5 |
2710 | Their demand is for equality and integration with the goats. | 1.2842 | 0.05731 | 95 | 73 | 17 | 5 |
2711 | White lives matter | 1.2842 | 0.06290 | 95 | 76 | 11 | 8 |
2712 | Look, you say you were just trying to kill them. They say you were hitting on them. | 1.2842 | 0.05532 | 95 | 72 | 19 | 4 |
2713 | Sheep matter! | 1.2842 | 0.05325 | 95 | 71 | 21 | 3 |
2714 | I ran out of MAGA hats. | 1.2842 | 0.05731 | 95 | 73 | 17 | 5 |
2715 | Still not done with inventory. I keep falling asleep. | 1.2842 | 0.06109 | 95 | 75 | 13 | 7 |
2716 | Somebody tweeted they were getting fleeced... | 1.2842 | 0.05325 | 95 | 71 | 21 | 3 |
2717 | I told you we shouldn’t let them unionize! | 1.2842 | 0.05532 | 95 | 72 | 19 | 4 |