Contest #733


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733

The winning captions

These captions are chosen by The New Yorker.

  1. "It seems you promised them herd immunity, sir."
  2. "Every time we attempt a recount, we fall asleep."
  3. "They found out we've been fleecing them."


Name Value
Submission deadline 2020-11-15T22:33:00.000Z
Voting started -
Voting ended 2020-11-29T22:36:00.000Z
Finalists announced 2020-11-23T22:36:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued November 30, 2020
Number of captions 10163
Number of responses 1169444
Number of participants -


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In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 It seems you promised them herd immunity, Sir. 2.2094 0.00682 13433 3087 4446 5900
1 Every time we attempt a re-count we fall asleep. 2.1025 0.00782 10885 3119 3531 4235
2 You figured eating the black one wouldn’t be noticed ?? 2.0041 0.00811 10381 3522 3295 3564
3 YOU unstick them. Breeding Velcro wool was your idea. 1.9787 0.00960 7834 2914 2173 2747
4 'They don't like wolves in cheap clothing.' 1.9725 0.01323 3530 1140 1347 1043
5 They don't hate us because we're wolves; they hate us because we're lawyers. 1.9597 0.00851 9351 3360 3008 2983
6 The jury pool doesn’t look good. 1.9221 0.01603 2438 866 896 676
7 They demand to be counted. 1.9189 0.00981 6659 2424 2351 1884
8 They really didn’t appreciate your ‘Fleece Navidad’ joke. 1.9024 0.01039 6148 2369 2010 1769
9 I told you, they’re an extremely close-knit group. 1.8986 0.01821 1834 660 700 474
10 They found the mint jelly. 1.8914 0.01084 5893 2396 1741 1756
11 Let's get wools suits," you said. "They'll never notice," you said 1.8874 0.01479 2691 960 1074 657
12 I'm going back to Wall Street. It's easier to fleece everyone there. 1.8848 0.01691 2170 812 796 562
13 I've done more for sheep than anyone in the history of sheeps. More than Mary, who by the way, never had a lamb as great as the lambs I've had. Really great lambs. Fantastic sheeps. 1.8837 0.01026 6733 2824 1868 2041
14 Well Mitch, just two more and we can control the Senate 1.8833 0.00937 8155 3448 2211 2496
15 Can you believe 70 million of them are still following us? 1.8818 0.01666 2402 959 768 675
16 They found out we've been fleecing them. 1.8767 0.00844 8910 3446 3117 2347
17 It's the "Ewe Too" movement, Dave. I've gotta let you go. 1.8678 0.00879 8706 3582 2693 2431
18 We're mostly to blame for the Ewe Too movement. 1.8575 0.01564 2569 1016 903 650
19 They say they either get a union or nobody sleeps. 1.8516 0.01325 3640 1472 1236 932
20 Just tell them your gonna build a fence and the foxes are going to pay for it. 1.8443 0.01040 6218 2648 1890 1680
21 I think we're talking muttony. 1.8168 0.01377 3417 1477 1089 851
22 When they asked you who you wearing, you probably shouldn't have said 'Edna" 1.8080 0.01607 2542 1125 780 637
23 For starters, we should have worn sheep's clothing. 1.7793 0.01627 2121 881 827 413
24 I’m not sure what they expected. They knew what we were when they elected us. 1.7584 0.01102 5004 2271 1671 1062
25 All I said was black sheep matter 1.7542 0.01237 4370 2130 1184 1056
26 Large, angry group, no social distancing, no masks- that's the demographics that we're looking for. 1.7471 0.02217 1285 609 392 284
27 Don't think of them as angry - think of them as delicious. 1.7432 0.01140 4855 2315 1472 1068
28 I say we count only the legal sheep. 1.7399 0.01832 1749 800 604 345
29 Apparently they read something you posted on Facebook. 1.7353 0.01363 3366 1615 1027 724
30 Ignore it. It’s fake ewes. 1.7325 0.02355 1174 581 326 267
31 They remember being fleeced in 2016. 1.7303 0.02331 1090 509 366 215
32 Sorry, I know you just fell asleep, but they demand a recount. 1.7191 0.01308 3471 1655 1136 680
33 Damn herd mentality,sir 1.7145 0.01429 2900 1391 946 563
34 Tell them they all count. 1.7082 0.01235 3828 1838 1269 721
35 Looks like a lambslide. 1.7080 0.02010 1531 762 454 315
36 You shouldn't have eaten Bo Peep 1.7074 0.01296 3752 1892 1066 794
37 I fear this is the winter of THEIR discontent. 1.7037 0.01411 3230 1659 869 702
38 I strongly suggest you bleat the Fifth. 1.7011 0.01558 2626 1349 714 563
39 It's your job to get the wool back over their eyes. 1.6985 0.01417 2912 1422 946 544
40 Could we offer them herd immunity? 1.6913 0.01436 2689 1288 943 458
41 Wool suits might have been a mistake. 1.6907 0.01192 4051 1986 1332 733
42 They want to know what we did with those three little pigs. 1.6757 0.01478 2633 1322 843 468
43 I say we get the flock out of here 1.6756 0.01922 1612 826 483 303
44 It’s the #EweToo movement. 1.6704 0.01379 3122 1610 931 581
45 OK, these suits aren't working any better than the sheep's clothing. I suggest we tell them we're from the Trump Whitehouse; sheep seem to believe ANYTHING that comes out of there. 1.6704 0.01762 2081 1128 511 442
46 Weird — these disguises worked on Wall Street. 1.6672 0.01483 2629 1343 818 468
47 I said wear the OTHER wool suit! 1.6642 0.01551 2674 1460 652 562
48 Trump rally 1.6592 0.02002 1608 885 386 337
49 They know polyester when they see it. 1.6574 0.01504 2566 1334 777 455
50 I say we forget our place in the food chain and run. 1.6572 0.01587 2351 1237 683 431
51 Wooly Bullies 1.6552 0.01767 2114 1190 464 460
52 The TV channel they've been watching has suddenly started telling them the truth. 1.6538 0.01954 1499 778 462 259
53 Okay, I've got it: we're Belgian Shepherds. 1.6533 0.01664 2299 1268 560 471
54 I told you silk suits were a bad idea: it's a very strong union. 1.6516 0.01540 2529 1352 706 471
55 I don’t think we can pull the wool over their eyes any longer. 1.6482 0.02248 1100 567 353 180
56 I told you, you marry her, you marry her family 1.6469 0.01714 2011 1074 573 364
57 I have a baaaad feeling about this. 1.6459 0.02722 740 380 242 118
58 Maybe we should try for the pigs again. There were only 3 of them. 1.6427 0.01770 1864 996 538 330
59 Would you like me to wolfsplain it to them? 1.6408 0.01719 2091 1156 530 405
60 Counting sheep??? Nobody counts sheep to sleep!!! That’s all nonsense, a nursery conspiracy!!! 1.6389 0.01759 2110 1207 458 445
61 Ixnay on the tail. 1.6384 0.01750 2085 1179 481 425
62 Not eat, sir. Greet. It’s a Meet and Greet. 1.6377 0.01864 1678 903 480 295
63 They're not buying the 'herd immunity' story. 1.6371 0.01652 2020 1056 641 323
64 Now that I think about it, Burt's email might have said "wear a sheep suit", not "cheap suit". 1.6363 0.01692 1996 1065 592 339
65 With red caps they'll be perfect, Sir. 1.6354 0.01794 2060 1195 421 444
66 They're not buying it. They say if we're here to count them, we'd be in our pajamas and carrying a pillow." 1.6341 0.01836 1722 930 492 300
67 They herd about the new insomnia medication 1.6307 0.01905 1828 1068 367 393
68 Mr President, it appears the lambs can no longer be silenced 1.6243 0.01919 1597 882 433 282
69 Tell them we'll do a recount. 1.6236 0.01831 1679 907 497 275
70 Ironically, I’m going to have to throw you to the sheep. 1.6233 0.01946 1561 866 417 278
71 Nobody's done more for sheep than I have. 1.6222 0.02019 1469 822 380 267
72 Don't worry. These Republicans will go wherever you tell them. 1.6190 0.03301 538 299 145 94
73 Act “natural” 1.6182 0.02018 1548 896 347 305
74 Hows' your Border Collie impression? 1.6143 0.02540 814 431 266 117
75 Sir, your mic was hot.. 1.6132 0.02044 1427 808 363 256
76 Well they do have shear numbers. 1.6063 0.02181 1077 571 359 147
77 They know when they’re getting fleeced. 1.6040 0.02066 1260 687 385 188
78 GOP convention 1.6027 0.02193 1281 750 290 241
79 They are demanding O-baaa-ma care. 1.6013 0.02709 790 449 207 134
80 Ok. You win. Let's go back to sheeps' clothing. 1.6011 0.02042 1241 667 402 172
81 'Don't look at me, Wolfgang, you're the one who told them people are too busy counting votes and not sheeps anymore' 1.5987 0.02288 1211 724 249 238
82 They're not buying the suits. We better go back to sheep's clothing. 1.5938 0.02210 1120 626 323 171
83 I just can't keep a straight face every time they say 'collective baaaargaining.' 1.5928 0.02256 1105 627 301 177
84 I don't think we can pull the wool over their eyes this time". 1.5871 0.02307 1027 580 291 156
85 No I said, “sheep’s clothing”, not “cheap clothing, Larry.” 1.5869 0.02967 639 366 171 102
86 I get the feeling they don’t like Fox News. 1.5860 0.02407 1017 597 244 176
87 It was Halloween. My fraternity brothers had sheep’s clothing. The campus newspaper... ...C’mon! I was young. You know me...I’m vegan now. 1.5860 0.02445 1012 602 227 183
88 Oops, we’re at the wrong protest! 1.5856 0.02429 1016 602 233 181
89 Don't worry. They won't ever realize how I've been leading them astray the past 4 years. 1.5851 0.02447 1005 597 228 180
90 As I was saying, I could eat one of them in the middle of Fifth Avenue and still not lose any votes. 1.5843 0.02399 991 574 255 162
91 Yep, he abandoned them when he lost the election. 1.5837 0.02355 980 555 278 147
92 Me? You said not to go with the Russian bots this time! 1.5833 0.02568 972 598 181 193
93 Well, I guess we couldn't pull the wool over their eyes forever. 1.5832 0.02330 979 549 289 141
94 I know, it's almost like they don't trust us. 1.5807 0.02430 892 500 266 126
95 If we'd stopped counting sooner, there wouldn't be so many of them. 1.5802 0.02548 917 546 210 161
96 It certainly looks like a majority, but every time I start counting them I fall asleep. 1.5790 0.02331 924 508 297 119
97 Well, you did ask them to stand down and stand by. 1.5728 0.02488 859 490 246 123
98 I give up...Where IS Waldo? 1.5726 0.02541 826 472 235 119
99 We’re in deep sheep. 1.5706 0.02597 829 486 213 130
100 They say they want to be counted. 1.5693 0.02592 815 474 218 123
101 Of course they think alike. It's why "sheep" is both singular and plural. 1.5679 0.02545 803 457 236 110
102 Just stick to the story. You never heard of that Bo Peep girl.” 1.5678 0.02551 789 469 201 119
103 Who invited the Trump voters? 1.5678 0.02679 819 494 185 140
104 They were so easily lead in 2016. I don't know what happened. 1.5666 0.02623 796 464 209 120
105 Bummer they canned the swimsuit competition... 1.5651 0.02918 784 506 113 165
106 Tuck in your tail, you idiot! 1.5627 0.02608 766 440 221 105
107 Well, we did promise to legalise grass 1.5610 0.02718 738 434 194 110
108 No, you tell them we are stopping the count. 1.5606 0.02611 742 422 224 96
109 I don’t think huffing and puffing is going to work this time,sir. 1.5604 0.02715 753 447 190 116
110 They no longer want to be referred to as sheep. From now on, they demand to be called "Team Members". 1.5596 0.02600 722 405 230 87
111 I told you a wool suit doesn't count as sheep's clothing 1.5579 0.02724 717 419 196 102
112 You see an angry herd of sheep, but I see a line of wool sweaters. 1.5570 0.02691 711 410 206 95
113 They expect to be counted. 1.5570 0.02749 711 418 190 103
114 No doubt they were fleeced, but, as their class action lawyers, we'll get millions, they'll each get a sweater 1.5558 0.03184 511 296 146 69
115 Look, if you want their help to fall asleep, then you’re going to have to promise to stop eating them when you’re awake. 1.5557 0.02760 700 411 189 100
116 As your attorney, I would advise AGAINST wearing a wool suit next time. 1.5549 0.02701 692 397 206 89
117 The foxes are getting the same pushback at the henhouse 1.5546 0.02758 696 408 190 98
118 I’m sorry sir, but they’re demanding a recount... 1.5541 0.02733 684 395 199 90
119 How did they find out that we don't represent their interests? 1.5539 0.02774 686 402 188 96
120 They just want to be herd. 1.5536 0.02828 681 405 175 101
121 Do you feel big and bad now? 1.5534 0.02768 683 399 190 94
122 They refuse to work until we agree to profit shearing. 1.5533 0.02805 676 398 182 96
123 They're generally pretty docile, but they don't like getting fleeced. 1.5519 0.02760 665 384 195 86
124 I didn't say cheap suits, I said sheep suits. 1.5507 0.02809 670 395 181 94
125 I think they are done with minority rule. 1.5505 0.02728 654 372 204 78
126 But they knew who I was when they elected me. 1.5501 0.02930 669 410 150 109
127 I guess they heard about you and grandma. 1.5500 0.03005 620 378 144 98
128 After counting their votes, I didn't sleep too well. 1.5499 0.02848 651 384 176 91
129 Talk to Fox. Find out how he dealt with the henhouse uprising." 1.5496 0.02759 655 377 196 82
130 Your tail is showing. I think they might be on to us. 1.5495 0.02926 626 372 164 90
131 Forget Apple dividends...shearing clippers is our future! 1.5479 0.03118 637 406 113 118
132 They said they have herd immunity! 1.5469 0.02881 629 371 172 86
133 If you think about it, we only have to convince one of them. 1.5469 0.02863 629 369 176 84
134 Well, technically, insomnia isn't sufficient grounds for a recount. 1.5444 0.02899 619 366 169 84
135 I think we're outnumbered. 1.5428 0.03003 608 369 148 91
136 I say we just tell them to drink Woolite and they’ll be protected. 1.5428 0.02976 608 366 154 88
137 If we can convince one of them I THINK the rest might fall in line. 1.5424 0.02812 601 343 190 68
138 It looks like they’ve Ewenionized. 1.5417 0.02836 611 354 183 74
139 It's OK for them to be so close together. They have herd immunity. 1.5413 0.02958 593 352 161 80
140 They’re threatening to ewenonize. 1.5407 0.02989 590 353 155 82
141 You call her "lamb chops?" I'm afraid you've created a bit of a hostile work environment for all of us. 1.5397 0.03198 504 299 138 67
142 They say they have the votes. 1.5391 0.02938 575 336 168 71
143 It looks like they've stopped listening to the Fox, Mr. President. 1.5385 0.03334 494 302 118 74
144 Tell them we're sheep in wolves clothing. 1.5382 0.02995 576 343 156 77
145 Edward R. Murrow — 'A nation of sheep will beget a government of wolves.' 1.5381 0.02976 591 354 156 81
146 You HAD to bring the mint sauce?!? 1.5375 0.03078 573 345 139 83
147 They say we fleeced them. 1.5370 0.02976 568 335 161 72
148 Tell your flock a recount won't change the result. 1.5357 0.03288 476 284 129 63
149 Apparently they think we will go away, just because they voted us out. It's kinda cute. 1.5350 0.03082 572 350 138 84
150 Brooklyn Housing Court: Animal Edition. Tenant(s) V. Landlord(s) 1.5343 0.03271 554 353 106 95
151 You mimic me. Familiar ?? 1.5323 0.03475 541 362 70 109
152 They say they refuse to be fleeced.. 1.5317 0.02926 536 307 173 56
153 To hell with our image.... I say let's make a run for it. 1.5317 0.03421 442 266 117 59
154 I'm sensing a lot of penned-up anger. 1.5308 0.03204 535 331 124 80
155 they know we are politicians 1.5303 0.03203 528 325 126 77
156 You think they look mad now, just wait til they hear that the wolves get the vaccine first. 1.5294 0.03524 442 274 102 66
157 I told them they had herd immunity 1.5294 0.03070 527 313 149 65
158 They’re angry now, but in the spring it’ll be shear madness. 1.5294 0.03163 527 321 133 73
159 Wool suit? Funny - but c'mon man, read the room. 1.5290 0.02988 518 299 164 55
160 They figured out where the wool for our suits is coming from 1.5287 0.03116 522 313 142 67
161 These suits are 100% wool, so technically we are in their clothing. 1.5286 0.03228 524 332 110 82
162 It's not an angry mob, it's a rally. 1.5272 0.03129 514 308 141 65
163 This would be awkward if we cared what they think . . 1.5272 0.03165 514 311 135 68
164 GEORGE ORWELL SAID THIS WOULD HAPPEN 1.5271 0.03198 461 269 141 51
165 It seems they do not approve of our predatory business practices. 1.5265 0.03115 509 303 144 62
166 Ever since Mary left the've been pissed. 1.5264 0.03179 511 310 133 68
167 But being fleeced is part of their job description. 1.5257 0.03141 506 303 140 63
168 Annoyed? You bet, they're annoyed. It's 'herd immunity', not 'herd mentality!' 1.5250 0.03227 501 306 127 68
169 Do YOU want to tell them why 'Black Sheep Matter' 1.5246 0.03140 509 306 139 64
170 It’s a gig economy...they STAY independent contractors. 1.5233 0.03293 493 305 118 70
171 It's everything we feared- they've unionized. 1.5224 0.03100 490 288 148 54
172 I'd be more inclined to meet their demands if they weren't so damn delicious. 1.5216 0.03244 485 295 127 63
173 First they vote, then we eat. 1.5212 0.03312 472 289 120 63
174 We can't attack them. They have herd immunity. 1.5198 0.03211 481 290 132 59
175 Do you think they know? 1.5188 0.03425 426 257 115 53
176 First we pull the wool over their eyes - then we fleece 'em. 1.5171 0.03388 468 293 108 67
177 They’re my base. 1.5170 0.03254 470 285 127 58
178 They’re threatening a muttony. 1.5163 0.03358 461 285 114 62
179 I gather that Gary Larson's insomnia hasn't improved? 1.5163 0.03287 461 280 124 57
180 We never discussed what to do when they're at our door. 1.5162 0.03347 463 286 115 62
181 Apparently, the one we ate last week was pretty popular. 1.5133 0.03392 450 279 111 60
182 I feel like I’m in a Gary Larson cartoon, don’t you? 1.5124 0.03432 443 276 107 60
183 Just keep telling them we won - sooner or later they'll believe us. 1.5124 0.03406 445 276 110 59
184 If they don't agree to our terms, we'll eat them in court. 1.5121 0.03196 453 269 136 48
185 They know we're dressed to kill. 1.5113 0.03363 442 271 116 55
186 We never should have let them read Animal Farm. 1.5113 0.03306 444 269 123 52
187 They are sick and tired of Fox News and they are not going to take it anymore. 1.5102 0.03338 441 269 119 53
188 Fake ewes? Really? 1.5092 0.03394 434 267 113 54
189 Well, I'm not losing sleep over this. 1.5083 0.03423 421 258 112 51
190 Back to the farm team, big dog. 1.5082 0.03742 427 284 69 74
191 Well, we'll outvote them if we eat them all. 1.5082 0.03440 429 266 108 55
192 Well, we did promise them herd immunity. 1.5081 0.03490 431 271 101 59
193 It looks like the “Ewe Too” movement is here for you. 1.5080 0.03481 435 274 101 60
194 I'm sorry, but calling them 'Fake Ewes' is not going to make them go away. 1.5048 0.03517 414 259 101 54
195 They’re claiming herd immunity. 1.5048 0.03517 414 259 101 54
196 The good new is we only have to convince one. 1.5048 0.03454 416 257 108 51
197 What the hell, shall we count them again? 1.5048 0.03200 418 244 137 37
198 I guess they all want to be counted 1.5038 0.03547 399 248 101 50
199 Things are not looking good for your second term. 1.5036 0.03503 411 256 103 52
200 I didn’t lose. Keep counting. 1.5036 0.03606 413 264 90 59
201 They're demanding a recount. They say you fell asleep counting them the first time. 1.5028 0.03779 354 221 88 45
202 They want to practice social distancing. 1.5025 0.03569 406 256 96 54
203 They're sheep! Tell them we're taking them to where the grass is greener. 1.5025 0.03274 408 241 129 38
204 Apparently they still want a recount 1.5013 0.03574 395 247 98 50
205 They want a re-count. But I keep falling asleep 1.5012 0.03590 403 255 94 54
206 Better call Bo Peep. 1.5012 0.03472 405 250 107 48
207 I know you don't like public speaking. Just picture them shorn. 1.5012 0.03494 407 253 104 50
208 2020-Year-End-Bonus: Knit yourself a sweater! 1.5012 0.03761 407 269 72 66
209 Look, if a wool suit isn't sheep's clothing, then I don't know what is. 1.5000 0.03476 396 243 108 45
210 I like your idea of pulling the wool over their eyes. 1.5000 0.03445 398 243 111 44
211 It's the 21st Century, man -- you can't call a female employee "Lamb Chop." 1.4974 0.03571 390 244 98 48
212 Is herd immunity considered a pre-existing condition? 1.4974 0.03553 390 243 100 47
213 Don’t worry. They’re not mad at us. They’re Republicans. 1.4974 0.03691 386 247 86 53
214 They think they've been fleeced. 1.4974 0.03710 386 248 84 54
215 Between you and me, I think they know they’re about to get fleeced. 1.4948 0.03512 382 235 105 42
216 They’re demanding increased compensation, better working conditions, and triple pay for overtime. They’re tired of being fleeced. 1.4947 0.03584 380 237 98 45
217 Don’t yawn, but ... they’re demanding a recount. 1.4947 0.03622 380 239 94 47
218 Just as I was falling asleep they demanded a recount 1.4947 0.03680 380 247 80 53
219 They actually believe this voting fraud thing. Now what do we do? 1.4947 0.03661 380 241 90 49
220 They say they want a dog. 1.4947 0.03637 378 238 93 47
221 I think that expression might have been 'sheep's clothing' not cheap clothing. 1.4947 0.03459 378 229 111 38
222 Fleeced too may times. Of course they've joined a union. 1.4947 0.03559 378 234 101 43
223 Just tell them they are involved in a sleep study 1.4934 0.03538 381 236 102 43
224 Every time I try counting them, I fall asleep. 1.4934 0.03526 377 232 104 41
225 They say there’s more of them than us.” “Demand a recount! 1.4933 0.03808 373 243 76 54
226 If you can convince just one of them, the rest will follow. Obviously. 1.4931 0.03640 361 224 96 41
227 They're insisting on herd immunity." 1.4918 0.03731 368 235 85 48
228 Yeah, my suit's 100% wool also; I really thought we'd blend in better. 1.4905 0.03534 367 225 104 38
229 To be fair, we did eat their president. 1.4904 0.03673 365 230 91 44
230 I tried to explain that Fox News is not us. 1.4904 0.03734 365 233 85 47
231 Be honest-did you eat the new intern? 1.4904 0.03519 363 221 106 36
232 They say the quota of three bags full is too much. 1.4901 0.03981 304 190 79 35
233 I knew we shouldn’t have promised herd immunity. 1.4900 0.03760 351 222 86 43
234 Go with polyester," you said. "They'll never notice," you said 1.4891 0.03589 368 229 98 41
235 Who's big and bad now? 1.4890 0.03654 362 227 93 42
236 Definitely sheep's clothing next time. 1.4889 0.03518 360 219 106 35
237 Please stop referring to them as the 'lamb-stream' media, sir. 1.4889 0.03648 360 225 94 41
238 It's been a great four years, but I think they've finally caught on. 1.4889 0.03894 360 237 70 53
239 They don't mind that we're wolves. They just don't like lawyers. 1.4888 0.03609 358 229 86 43
240 Listen, I understand they’re upset about the recount. They said they don’t trust wolves—plus, I can’t get past 20 without nodding off! 1.4874 0.03649 357 223 94 40
241 I don' t know. We don't want them to develop a herd mentality. 1.4873 0.03728 355 225 87 43
242 I'm afraid a recount is necessary. 1.4873 0.03728 355 225 87 43
243 I think they're starting to doubt we represent their best interest. 1.4869 0.03690 343 213 93 37
244 It looks bad but all we have to do is to convince one sheep and the rest will follow. 1.4867 0.03882 339 218 77 44
245 We're flocked. 1.4858 0.03795 352 226 81 45
246 They can baa-baa-baa, all they want. We're beholden to the shear holders. 1.4856 0.03806 348 223 81 44
247 I think they may be on to us. 1.4844 0.03568 353 217 101 35
248 Sure, they suspect we're wolves in people's clothing, but wait 'till they figure out the fence is gone... 1.4841 0.03627 345 213 97 35
249 Looks like they discovered collective baa-gaining 1.4841 0.03581 345 211 101 33
250 Any chance they're us in different clothing? 1.4840 0.03848 343 221 78 44
251 I said get some sleep, not sheep! 1.4840 0.03712 343 214 90 38
252 I just ate one, I didn't think they'd all notice 1.4831 0.03693 354 224 89 41
253 They're angry that we've changed the metaphor. 1.4828 0.03917 319 203 78 38
254 They're saying that your counting them is disturbing THEIR sleep. 1.4825 0.03900 342 223 73 46
255 Do you want the good ewes, or bad ewes first? 1.4825 0.03789 342 218 83 41
256 I said eat them, you said let them unionize. Happy now? 1.4822 0.03799 338 215 83 40
257 Don't even try to pull the wool over their eyes. 1.4805 0.03818 333 212 82 39
258 We’re in deep sheep now. 1.4805 0.03934 333 217 72 44
259 I say we ask for a recount 1.4792 0.03862 336 217 77 42
260 You ate Little Bo Peep! 1.4789 0.03826 332 212 81 39
261 Be careful. This looks like a wild and wooly bunch! 1.4789 0.03656 332 205 95 32
262 To be fair, you did promise them a fence. 1.4789 0.03680 332 206 93 33
263 I sense a trust issue. 1.4789 0.03705 332 207 91 34
264 Quick call 911 - need only one boarder collie for a rescue. 1.4789 0.03943 332 217 71 44
265 If you can't beat them, recount them. Right? 1.4789 0.03826 332 212 81 39
266 I’m not sure they’re buying the herd immunity thing 1.4789 0.03754 332 209 87 36
267 BaaaaIDEN 1.4788 0.03795 330 209 84 37
268 Seems they feel they are being fleeced . . . 1.4787 0.03738 328 205 89 34
269 It's called collective baaaa-gaining. 1.4771 0.03695 327 203 92 32
270 They say they’re tired of being undercounted. 1.4769 0.03813 325 206 83 36
271 Just tell them we were only counting legal sheep 1.4769 0.03838 325 207 81 37
272 They've ewe-nionized. 1.4768 0.03954 323 210 72 41
273 So I said " Ewe and what army". 1.4768 0.03978 323 211 70 42
274 Blend in? You can’t be serious. With that tie? 1.4768 0.03754 323 202 88 33
275 Frankly, I never realized they could stand on their own two feet. 1.4756 0.03908 328 212 74 41
276 So... apparently they can count. 1.4752 0.03839 322 205 81 36
277 We’re in for a bleeting. 1.4752 0.03889 322 207 77 38
278 I think our best path forward is to blame the dog. 1.4748 0.03823 318 201 83 34
279 Women watching the same old white men debate their reproductive rights 1.4748 0.04074 318 211 63 44
280 Sir, they're asking you to respect the results of the election. 1.4732 0.03831 317 201 82 34
281 Really, Harry? They can spot polyester a mile away. 1.4732 0.03908 317 204 76 37
282 In my defense, the label said '100% wool.' I thought we'd blend right in! 1.4732 0.03831 317 201 82 34
283 Can you believe this? They're demanding a recount 1.4730 0.03901 315 202 77 36
284 For goodness' sake, just take the Ambien. 1.4712 0.03902 312 200 77 35
285 I think we are about to learn the difference between herd immunity and herd mentality. 1.4712 0.03768 312 195 87 30
286 I think we should put on our sheep's clothing. 1.4712 0.03928 312 201 75 36
287 Maybe we shouldn't have worn wool. 1.4712 0.04057 312 206 65 41
288 Wear a wool suit,you said. They won’t notice, you said. 1.4710 0.03894 310 198 78 34
289 Not only do they seem incapable of social distancing, I'm afraid contact tracing will be another nightmare. 1.4708 0.04045 308 202 67 39
290 They're a bit more intimidating on two feet, don't you think? 1.4706 0.03958 306 197 74 35
291 I told them you ate the only ram. 1.4691 0.03921 307 197 76 34
292 Well, of course I’m a predatory lender. 1.4691 0.04002 307 200 70 37
293 We may be ill-suited. 1.4691 0.03811 307 193 84 30
294 They want to know what your suit is made of. 1.4691 0.03669 307 188 94 25
295 You be the Big Bad Wolf, and I'll be the Big Good one. 1.4691 0.03894 307 196 78 33
296 Wardrobe really outdid themselves. Those are all wolves in sheep’s clothing. 1.4691 0.03894 307 196 78 33
297 Maybe we fleeced them one time too many? 1.4686 0.03904 303 193 78 32
298 Because you put them out of work when the Ambien started working. 1.4686 0.03932 303 194 76 33
299 You call it a majority, I call it fake ewes. 1.4686 0.03973 303 198 69 36
300 They voted for me. What can I say...they're sheep. 1.4686 0.03959 303 195 73 34
301 Evidently it’s easier to fleece people than sheep. 1.4669 0.04105 302 200 63 39
302 The one named Karen wants to speak to the manager. 1.4664 0.04092 298 196 65 37
303 I told you I could eat a lamb chop on 5th Avenue and they would still follow me. 1.4664 0.04092 298 196 65 37
304 Well sure there’s a lot of them, but who’s counting? 1.4664 0.03805 298 186 85 27
305 They figured out the collie works for us. 1.4642 0.04058 293 191 68 34
306 Remember the safe word: "Vegetarian." 1.4639 0.03900 291 184 79 28
307 They're calling it herd immunity 1.4621 0.03970 290 186 74 30
308 I know a class action suit when I see one. 1.4621 0.04000 290 187 72 31
309 Maybe we should concede. 1.4621 0.04117 290 191 64 35
310 With so many people sleeping better since the election, they are all out of work and pissed off. 1.4621 0.04175 290 193 60 37
311 Don’t look now but Karen brought her friends. 1.4618 0.03990 288 185 73 30
312 I did warn you about letting them ewe-nionize. 1.4615 0.04071 286 186 68 32
313 Don't look now, but I think they're onto us. 1.4596 0.03989 285 183 73 29
314 They’re not buying the white privilege argument. 1.4596 0.03863 285 179 81 25
315 Apparently they want to stop the count? People are going to lose sleep over this. 1.4596 0.04111 285 187 65 33
316 But they ARE a bunch of sheep. 1.4596 0.04020 285 184 71 30
317 They're just waiting for things to be great again, sir. 1.4596 0.03989 285 183 73 29
318 First the Four Seasons, now this? I’m done with you Rudy 1.4594 0.04339 283 193 50 40
319 They want to know what you did with Little Bo Peep. 1.4591 0.03836 281 173 83 23
320 Okay, maybe “sheeple” was a bad choice of words. 1.4588 0.03855 279 174 82 23
321 So far no one's been able to count them without falling asleep. 1.4588 0.03888 279 175 80 24
322 Is it me, or are we losing the room? 1.4588 0.04114 279 182 66 31
323 Pretend not to notice the guy in the middle; he's one of us. 1.4580 0.03821 286 179 83 24
324 'They've been taking assertiveness training." 1.4565 0.04114 276 180 66 30
325 Go get us a scape goat 1.4565 0.04240 276 184 58 34
326 It’s your night to count them. I’m going out with Bo-Peep. 1.4542 0.04275 273 183 56 34
327 Don't worry, fake ewes... 1.4542 0.04243 273 182 58 33
328 How do I face the Ewe Too movement? 1.4542 0.04081 273 177 68 28
329 So you did or you didn’t fleece them? 1.4542 0.04015 273 175 72 26
330 Aren't they supposed to be acting sheepish? 1.4542 0.04114 273 178 66 29
331 The guy we paid to fix the count fell asleep 1.4542 0.04179 273 180 62 31
332 it’s not working , try tweeting again ! 1.4542 0.04429 273 188 46 39
333 Sir, I think it’s time to concede! 1.4542 0.04048 273 176 70 27
334 Count the legal ones. The rest are lunch. 1.4539 0.04234 271 180 59 32
335 I don't think they'll take '"bah" for an answer. 1.4539 0.04202 271 179 61 31
336 There are several, credible allegations against you. 1.4539 0.04169 271 178 63 30
337 Recounting the sheep isn't going to change anything. 1.4535 0.04057 269 173 70 26
338 Maybe we should change our dinner plans. 1.4535 0.04225 269 178 60 31
339 Captain, it's time to abandon sheep. 1.4535 0.04257 269 179 58 32
340 I overestimated their sense of irony. 1.4535 0.04023 269 172 72 25
341 Fake ewes. 1.4532 0.04411 267 182 49 36
342 Ok, on my signal we'll take off our coats and yell SURPRISE! 1.4532 0.04009 267 170 73 24
343 You can't just go around,willy nilly, whistling "Who's Afraid of the Big Bad Wolf?" 1.4532 0.04379 267 181 51 35
344 Ignore them. They're fake ewes. 1.4532 0.04181 267 175 63 29
345 Sheep in Sheep’s clothing. Clever. 1.4532 0.04113 267 173 67 27
346 The sheep are strongly opposed to a recount. 1.4532 0.04248 267 177 59 31
347 What's wrong with wolves in sharp clothing? 1.4532 0.03231 267 190 49 28
348 Looks like your sheep want no part of your herd immunity plan. 1.4532 0.04215 267 176 61 30
349 They can’t all have lost their way, Mitch. Recount ‘em! 1.4532 0.04079 267 172 69 26
350 Looks like Me Too has become Ewe Too. 1.4532 0.04181 267 175 63 29
351 I told you it was a mistake to let them unionize 1.4532 0.04215 267 176 61 30
352 Sir, I think you should concede. 1.4529 0.04208 276 184 59 33
353 This isn't going to end well, is it? 1.4529 0.03831 276 185 62 29
354 Sir I think they’re getting tired of all the recounts 1.4529 0.04113 276 181 65 30
355 Sir, there are 75 million of them. I think it’s time we listen 1.4510 0.04325 255 169 57 29
356 Who cares? We're the 1%. 1.4504 0.04273 262 174 58 30
357 I told you we needed sheep's clothing, not chic clothing! 1.4504 0.04026 262 167 72 23
358 Sir, I’m not sure counting the sheep again will change the situation. 1.4504 0.04204 262 172 62 28
359 Did you really have to say STOP THE COUNT? 1.4504 0.04307 262 175 56 31
360 Herd mentality or herd immunity? 1.4492 0.04203 256 167 63 26
361 Looks like we picked the wrong one to clone. 1.4479 0.04131 259 168 66 25
362 So, apparently the Ewe Too movement has a few demands... 1.4479 0.04203 259 170 62 27
363 Which one is our guy? 1.4479 0.04167 259 169 64 26
364 So...what’s eating these guys? 1.4479 0.04274 259 172 58 29
365 Maybe dressing like them would have been a better choice. 1.4475 0.04298 257 171 57 29
366 This is probably going to be another superspreader event, isn't it? 1.4475 0.04298 257 171 57 29
367 1764 Ayes, 2 Nays. The Nays have it. 1.4475 0.04437 257 175 49 33
368 This cartoon is rigged. 1.4475 0.04298 257 171 57 29
369 Should we try ‘Crying Wolf’ again? 1.4475 0.04117 257 166 67 24
370 I think it might be time for your concession speech 1.4471 0.04251 255 168 60 27
371 So, they found out about the three little pigs huh? 1.4471 0.04178 255 166 64 25
372 They're demanding greener pastures. 1.4471 0.04103 255 163 68 23
373 We're you aware that Mary's little lamb was a union organizer? 1.4471 0.04498 255 175 46 34
374 You’ve accumulated a lot of I O ewes! 1.4471 0.04287 255 169 58 28
375 It'll be hard to convince them that we aren't false prophets, when you forgot to tuck in your tail, Larry. 1.4471 0.04140 255 165 66 24
376 I'm still going to demand a recount. 1.4471 0.04178 255 166 64 25
377 Ok. It's not working. Next time we get sheep's clothing. 1.4471 0.04178 255 166 64 25
378 Sir, they’re demanding that you legalize grass again. 1.4471 0.04214 255 167 62 26
379 I dunno Mitch, I think they may have minds if their own 1.4466 0.04348 253 169 55 29
380 What are the odds that All of them actually are named Karen? 1.4449 0.04334 254 170 55 29
381 You really had them, Frank, right up until the "I got my sheepskin from Harvard" comment. 1.4444 0.04250 252 166 60 26
382 They demand a recount by an independent watchdog. 1.4435 0.04261 248 163 60 25
383 No two ways about it. We're flocked. 1.4435 0.04411 248 167 52 29
384 Republican Party Here and Accounted For 1.4435 0.04448 248 168 50 30
385 They hate it when I yell, "Hey ewe!" 1.4435 0.04125 248 162 63 23
386 It appears they’ve ewe-ionized, sir. 1.4427 0.04162 253 165 64 24
387 Sir, they are demanding that they ALL be counted 1.4413 0.04233 247 162 61 24
388 I call them our base 1.4408 0.04412 245 165 52 28
389 Apparently, they were miscounted. 1.4408 0.04412 245 165 52 28
390 Wool suits will be fine," you said. "They won't know the difference," you said. 1.4405 0.04134 252 164 65 23
391 No worries, these are all illegal goats cast by mail. 1.4405 0.04358 252 170 53 29
392 I could have sworn you said 'wolves in chic clothing'... 1.4405 0.04500 252 174 45 33
393 Don't turn around now, I think they're on to us. 1.4403 0.04121 243 156 67 20
394 Hmmm ... they don't look sheepish to me. 1.4403 0.04243 243 159 61 23
395 We may want to consider the vegetarian option. 1.4403 0.04121 243 156 67 20
396 You think this is bad? Try working with lemmings." 1.4403 0.04477 243 165 49 29
397 Is this that herd mutiny they talk about? 1.4403 0.04323 243 161 57 25
398 Tell them, Where there's wool there's a way. 1.4403 0.04121 243 156 67 20
399 Have a trusted insomniac do the recount. 1.4403 0.04283 243 160 59 24
400 I can’t figure out what got them so riled up. All I said was what’s eating you? 1.4403 0.04203 243 158 63 22
401 They insist on a recount. 1.4403 0.04323 243 161 57 25
402 I don't think they appreciated your 'like lambs to slaughter' joke, Carl. 1.4403 0.04362 243 162 55 26
403 🙌Everytime I try counting their vote I fall asleep. 1.4403 0.04203 243 158 63 22
404 ... “so apparently now even saying wolf in sheep’s clothing is unacceptable ...” 1.4403 0.04515 243 166 47 30
405 Say nothing. Just act sheepish. Works every time. 1.4387 0.04159 253 166 63 24
406 What did you pay the dog? 1.4380 0.04295 242 160 58 24
407 So I whistle. It's my nature. 1.4380 0.04255 242 159 60 23
408 I don’t think we can eat our way out of this one, boss. 1.4375 0.04400 240 161 53 26
409 I posted some stuff about your eating habits. There may have been photos. 1.4375 0.04360 240 160 55 25
410 They want you to stop calling insomnia a hoax. 1.4375 0.04320 240 159 57 24
411 It was only a matter of time until they found out it wasn't just the black sheep we didn't care about. 1.4370 0.04094 238 152 68 18
412 70 million voted for me 1.4370 0.04427 238 160 52 26
413 The President can't sleep. He demands a recount. 1.4370 0.04427 238 160 52 26
414 This damn #ewetoo movement. 1.4370 0.04346 238 158 56 24
415 They want to know what you did with that Bo Peep gal. 1.4370 0.04264 238 156 60 22
416 Turns out they've read George Orwell. 1.4370 0.04346 238 158 56 24
417 I thought you said Veep's clothing 1.4370 0.04264 238 156 60 22
418 Beginning to think the wool suits were a political miscalculation. 1.4370 0.03962 238 159 58 21
419 Giving them the vote was one thing, but cloning them was definitely a mistake. 1.4370 0.04051 238 151 70 17
420 Of course they're mad. You ate their candidate, then declared victory. 1.4370 0.04180 238 154 64 20
421 I said get us "sheep suits," not "cheap suits." 1.4370 0.04305 238 156 55 23
422 This insurrection has evolved beyond my skill set. We need domestic help—maybe a collie. 1.4370 0.04264 238 156 60 22
423 They say we’re creating a hostile work environment. 1.4370 0.04305 238 157 58 23
424 Give it up, they won. 1.4370 0.04305 238 157 58 23
425 Tell them we’re only counting the sheep that were here by Election Day. 1.4370 0.04305 238 157 58 23
426 They could be upset about the count. 1.4364 0.04535 236 161 47 28
427 They figured out we're fake ewes 1.4364 0.04574 236 162 45 29
428 They demand that every sheep be counted 1.4364 0.04414 236 158 53 25
429 Frank, I don't think these wool suits qualify as 'sheep's clothing.' 1.4364 0.04535 236 161 47 28
430 I know it's actually a wool blend, but technically we're still a wolf in sheep's clothing. 1.4364 0.04454 236 159 51 26
431 Sir, should we prey or pray? 1.4364 0.04331 236 156 57 23
432 They're tired of being counted. 1.4361 0.04231 227 146 62 18
433 Hmm, something tells me they don’t believe we won the election. 1.4357 0.04464 241 164 49 28
434 They're demanding sick days, maternity leave, and that we stop eating them. 1.4352 0.04572 216 144 50 22
435 It's not paranoia I tell ya. I swear I heard them saying 'baaaaaaastards' 1.4346 0.04399 237 159 53 25
436 That suit is 100% cotton, right? 1.4344 0.04262 221 142 62 17
437 Don't worry. Half of them are wolves. 1.4340 0.04128 235 151 66 18
438 Spot our undercover agent 1.4340 0.04216 235 153 62 20
439 I don't know how many are angry. Every time I try to count them, I fall asleep. 1.4340 0.03994 235 148 72 15
440 They don't look so meek to me. 1.4340 0.04301 235 155 58 22
441 We're not suited for this. 1.4340 0.04385 235 157 54 24
442 And then the genie said, “You’re down to your final wish!” and I just kinda panicked... 1.4340 0.04301 235 154 58 22
443 They're suspicious - they want a recount. 1.4335 0.04536 233 159 47 27
444 I don't think they're buying the "herd immunity" thing. 1.4335 0.04495 233 158 49 26
445 All I said was herd immunity is a hoax 1.4335 0.04197 233 151 63 19
446 I think we should have dressed for the job we want, not the job we have. 1.4335 0.04108 233 149 67 17
447 You're right. Great idea, wolves in lawyers clothing. 1.4335 0.04284 233 153 59 21
448 Tell them we only eat turkey. 1.4335 0.04327 233 154 57 22
449 They’re standing back and standing by Sir, just give the word 1.4335 0.04536 233 159 47 27
450 Good thing the popular vote doesn’t matter. 1.4335 0.04495 233 158 49 26
451 If you don’t count them, there really aren’t that many 1.4335 0.04412 233 156 53 24
452 You tell them you won the election. 1.4329 0.04397 231 154 54 23
453 These wool suits don't make us blend in as much as I thought they would. 1.4329 0.04310 231 152 58 21
454 They helped you fall asleep Ron, you gotta pay 'em 1.4323 0.04467 229 154 51 24
455 I try to negotiate in good faith, but I just keep picturing them as lamb chops. 1.4323 0.04424 229 153 53 22
456 They want to see the label. 1.4323 0.04337 229 151 57 21
457 Yes approval ratings are down, but don't forget we can just eat the ones that don't agree with us" 1.4323 0.04467 229 154 51 24
458 Umm, Sir, when I said “you won”, I meant to say “ewe won”. 1.4323 0.04594 229 157 45 27
459 You said it. Total clusterflock. 1.4323 0.04552 229 156 47 26
460 That’s right, tell them that herd immunity is the way to go—it costs the taxpayer nothing and only a million of them will die… 1.4323 0.04424 229 153 53 23
461 They want to know where they go now. 1.4323 0.04381 229 152 55 22
462 Not sure if it's really a million-mutton-march. Every time I try to count them, I fall asleep. 1.4323 0.04337 229 151 57 21
463 They think we’re trying to fleece them 1.4318 0.04555 220 148 49 23
464 Now THIS is herd mentality, Mr. President. 1.4317 0.04452 227 152 52 23
465 It was your idea to get rid of Mary. 1.4316 0.04397 234 157 53 24
466 Quick, we need a new lie that will explain our last lie. 1.4310 0.04466 232 157 50 25
467 What now, Rudy? 1.4304 0.04452 230 155 51 24
468 You can’t fool all of the sheep all of the time. 1.4298 0.04213 228 148 62 18
469 Time to retire the metaphor? 1.4298 0.04213 228 148 62 18
470 Sheep's clothing, my eye! This is Brooks Brothers. 1.4298 0.04437 228 153 52 23
471 They're demanding an end to minority rule. 1.4292 0.04465 226 152 51 23
472 The flock demands to be herd. 1.4292 0.04595 226 155 45 26
473 They may be on to us. 1.4292 0.04145 226 145 64 16
474 Count them again. 1.4292 0.04285 226 148 59 19
475 I think they suspect we're just wolves in chic clothing. 1.4292 0.04595 226 155 45 26
476 I told you to get sheep suits, not cheap suits! 1.4292 0.04509 226 153 49 24
477 I think we need to consider switching to polyester this season. 1.4292 0.04239 226 147 61 18
478 They don't want a recount. 1.4292 0.04552 226 154 47 25
479 Let's tell them we're vegetarians. 1.4292 0.04376 226 150 55 21
480 Okay, this is baaaaad. 1.4292 0.04421 226 151 53 22
481 What the heck, I can start my diet tomorrow. 1.4279 0.04421 229 154 52 23
482 From the looks of her family, it appears you and the cutie in the 3rd row went well beyond flirting. 1.4279 0.04715 229 161 38 30
483 I don't think we can count on them. 1.4279 0.04523 222 150 49 23
484 At least we'll die in our sleep. 1.4279 0.04385 222 147 55 20
485 We're going to need a bigger lint brush. 1.4279 0.04567 222 151 47 24
486 Don't worry -- They can't hurt us if we don't count them 1.4279 0.04431 222 148 53 21
487 Don't worry, they always vote against their own self interest 1.4279 0.04656 222 153 43 26
488 Look, you lost the election. Just go. 1.4279 0.04612 222 152 45 25
489 Just act casual. I think it's the wool suits. 1.4273 0.04366 220 145 56 19
490 What are they mad at? If 100% wool isn't sheep's clothing, what is? 1.4273 0.04506 220 148 49 22
491 I thought when I woke-up, this would all be over... 1.4273 0.04413 220 146 54 20
492 Our polling suggests the wool suit was a misstep. 1.4248 0.04592 226 156 44 26
493 Quite frankly I think they are sick of being treated like sheep 1.4247 0.04281 219 143 59 17
494 It looks to me like we're in the majority. 1.4247 0.04611 219 150 45 24
495 We need a recount. He’s still awake. 1.4247 0.04565 219 149 47 23
496 He said we HAVE to recount them. 1.4247 0.04519 219 147 49 22
497 I said "sheep suits" , not "cheap suits"! 1.4240 0.04688 217 150 42 25
498 This won't work. They've achieved herd immunity. 1.4240 0.04549 217 147 48 22
499 Another tense day at the New York Flock Exchange. 1.4240 0.04406 217 144 54 19
500 They're calling themselves Ewe-Anon. 1.4240 0.04642 217 149 44 24
501 That "STOP THE COUNT" tweet really messed up their line of work 🐦 1.4240 0.04688 217 150 42 25
502 I said to meet me at Cheap Total Landscaping 1.4240 0.04822 217 153 36 28
503 I think they’re angry about having to do the recount. 1.4240 0.04502 217 146 50 21
504 I think they don’t want us recounting them 1.4240 0.04157 217 139 64 14
505 It’s not my fault...she never mentioned she was cloned... 1.4240 0.04549 217 147 48 22
506 They feel you fleeced them. 1.4233 0.04435 215 143 53 19
507 More uncounted? 1.4233 0.04627 215 147 45 23
508 They're like potato chips. You can't eat just one! 1.4233 0.04673 215 148 43 24
509 They seem angry. You told them you would make the pasture great again. 1.4227 0.04594 220 151 45 24
510 ...and I still couldn't fall asleep 1.4227 0.04266 220 144 59 17
511 Just tell them fake ewes - we need to do a recount. 1.4225 0.04705 213 147 42 24
512 You know, they probably are a bit under-represented in management. 1.4198 0.04426 212 141 53 18
513 Yes, collective baaaa-gaining is still a thing here. 1.4198 0.04624 212 145 45 22
514 Countless numbers of them are angry. How do you sleep at night? 1.4190 0.04606 210 143 46 21
515 Howl, I dare you. 1.4190 0.04606 210 143 46 21
516 I think they overheard your "grab 'em by the udder" comment. 1.4190 0.04506 210 141 50 19
517 'Sheep's clothing,' I said. But noooo, Mr. GQ here had to go with Giorgio Armani. 1.4190 0.04752 210 146 40 24
518 They insist on being counted. 1.4190 0.04506 210 141 50 19
519 Senator, I see you’ve got your whole Congressional caucus in line! 1.4190 0.04655 210 144 44 22
520 They want to see evidence that you're a sheep in wolf's clothing. 1.4190 0.04455 210 140 52 18
521 They're demanding to be counted. 1.4190 0.04506 210 141 50 19
522 Should we stop the count? 1.4190 0.04704 210 145 42 23
523 Mr Wolfram, one maybe two, but even you must admit we'll have a tough time convincing the jury of your innocence when two thousand poor little lambs all testify that you led them astray. 1.4183 0.04882 208 147 35 26
524 We dine vegan, we dress cotton. What now? 1.4183 0.04537 208 140 49 19
525 Well, they're wool so technically, yes, we are in their clothing. 1.4183 0.04273 208 135 59 14
526 Who’s going to tell them Trump lost?” 1.4183 0.04638 208 142 45 21
527 They are not angry sheep, they are patriots 1.4183 0.04485 208 139 51 18
528 No, they don't believe that you are a border collie. 1.4183 0.04433 208 138 53 17
529 Oh now you’re sheepish? 1.4183 0.04537 208 140 49 19
530 Her family doesn't approve of me. 1.4183 0.04688 208 143 43 22
531 'Can't believe they're still mad. It's just a suit.' 1.4183 0.04433 208 138 53 17
532 I think they found out about our true intentions. 1.4183 0.04485 208 139 51 18
533 Okay, don’t look…I SAID DON’T LOOK…but I think we stumbled into an anti-capitalist nudist colony—these naked folks seem pretty pissed off about our gorgeous Givenchy suits. 1.4175 0.05059 206 149 28 29
534 Well, technically it IS sheep's clothing. 1.4175 0.04409 206 136 54 16
535 No, trust me. They'll think we're type-A border collies. 1.4175 0.04619 206 139 46 20
536 Counting them at night isn’t good enough; now they’re demanding a daytime count as well. 1.4175 0.04355 206 135 56 15
537 It's as if when they look at us all they see are bloodthirsty corporate predators. 1.4175 0.04917 206 146 34 26
538 Walter, I think we’re in sheep dit. 1.4175 0.04917 206 146 34 26
539 Well, one stood up, then another one tried it, and here we are. 1.4175 0.04515 206 138 50 18
540 I'm a wolf. They are sheep. The suit stays. 1.4171 0.04439 211 141 52 18
541 I think they’re onto us 1.4146 0.04633 205 140 45 20
542 I didn’t even know they could stand on their two feet. 1.4146 0.04633 205 140 45 20
543 On second thought, how 'bout chicken? 1.4146 0.04735 205 142 41 22
544 I told you to wear a cotton suit. 1.4146 0.04312 205 134 57 14
545 You want a recount? Really? 1.4146 0.04421 205 136 53 16
546 So I fleeced them. Who knew they'd take it this poorly? 1.4146 0.04735 205 142 41 22
547 So are they wolves in sheep's clothing, or are we sheep in wolves' clothing? 1.4146 0.04528 205 138 49 18
548 I have no idea what we did wrong-- 1.4146 0.04785 205 143 39 23
549 I think we're gonna need a bigger freezer. 1.4146 0.04394 205 142 42 20
550 Of course we can fleece them - they're sheep. 1.4146 0.04528 205 138 49 18
551 Mary had a litte lamb, and now they're all blaming me." 1.4146 0.04735 205 142 41 22
552 It's a wolf in sheep's clothing not a wolf in cheap clothing. 1.4146 0.04528 205 138 49 18
553 Sheep suits, John... I told you to get Sheep. Suits. 1.4146 0.04475 205 137 51 17
554 They aren’t fooled by our wool suits 1.4146 0.04684 205 141 43 21
555 They voted to ewe-nionize. 1.4146 0.03748 205 142 48 15
556 Hey, I said let's get cotton suits. But nooooo... 1.4146 0.04367 205 135 55 15
557 Not so much in the technical sense, but I think they know they’re about to get fleeced. 1.4146 0.04735 205 142 41 22
558 Seems our constituents don't like to get fleeced. 1.4146 0.04421 205 136 53 16
559 We may have miscalculated the ramifications. 🐏 1.4146 0.04633 205 140 45 20
560 Told you they'd notice the tail 1.4146 0.04421 205 136 53 16
561 You can fool some of the sheep some of the time... 1.4146 0.04684 205 141 43 21
562 Nobody likes a recount, but least of all the sheep. 1.4138 0.04506 203 136 50 17
563 I don’t think they’re buying your story about Mary being on sabbatical. 1.4138 0.04613 203 138 46 19
564 You cannot pull the wool over all their eyes all the time. 1.4138 0.04451 203 135 52 16
565 They don't like a wolf in men's clothing either. 1.4138 0.04396 203 139 46 18
566 Ignore them. It’s all fake ewes. 1.4138 0.04451 203 135 52 16
567 Next time, we try sheeps' clothing. 1.4138 0.04340 203 133 56 14
568 I honestly thought fooling some of them all of the time, and all of them some of the time would be enough. 1.4138 0.04506 203 136 50 17
569 You really can’t just go around saying ‘Wake up, sheeple!’ it’s actually incredibly offensive. 1.4138 0.04665 203 139 44 20
570 So which one is the wolf? 1.4138 0.04819 203 142 38 23
571 You think they're on to us? 1.4138 0.04717 203 140 42 21
572 I told you to use the lemmings analogy, but oh no, you knew better. 1.4138 0.04451 203 135 52 16
573 Perhaps wearing wool suits wasn't such a good idea. 1.4138 0.04506 203 136 49 17
574 It's not their herd mentality that worries me. Will they remember how great I am once the new dog takes over. 1.4138 0.04819 203 142 38 23
575 They're behind me, aren't they. 1.4138 0.04506 203 136 50 17
576 Let's check out the hen house. 1.4138 0.04506 203 136 50 17
577 Maybe eat the next one in private? 1.4138 0.04396 203 133 54 15
578 I suggest we stick with the little girl with the red hood. 1.4138 0.04768 203 141 40 22
579 ‘of course I understand the importance of the census, but I kept falling asleep.’ 1.4138 0.04613 203 138 46 19
580 Sir, they’re from Philadelphia. 1.4138 0.04717 203 140 42 21
581 Who knew they’d be so offended by a poly wool blend? 1.4138 0.04396 203 134 54 15
582 And now they're saying, "All lives matter" !" 1.4129 0.04591 201 133 47 18
583 Angry as they may be, we both know who eats who 1.4121 0.04398 199 131 54 14
584 I guess they weren't fooled by the wool suits. 1.4121 0.04512 199 133 50 16
585 Actually, sir, it's known as herd immunity. 1.4121 0.04785 199 138 40 21
586 Good thing we have the electoral college. Otherwise, we’d be in real trouble. 1.4112 0.04711 197 135 43 19
587 Let 'em unionize," you said. "How bad could it be?" you said 1.4089 0.04391 203 135 53 15
588 Mr. President, I think they're onto us. 1.4089 0.04608 203 139 45 19
589 The latest Republican convention 1.4089 0.05062 203 148 27 28
590 I realize the increase in insomnia in 2020 has them working extra hours, but it doesn't qualify as hazard pay. 1.4089 0.04501 203 137 49 17
591 Sir, they want us to stop using the word "sheeple". 1.4089 0.04865 203 144 35 24
592 They're all there. I counted them last night. 1.4089 0.04446 203 136 51 16
593 Don’t worry; the recount will prove there are actually more of us wolves. 1.4089 0.04608 203 139 45 19
594 It was only a matter of time before they realized we weren’t looking after their best interests. 1.4089 0.04501 203 137 49 17
595 Flock 'em. 1.4089 0.04815 203 143 37 23
596 They're reneging on the deal. They think we fleeced em'. 1.4089 0.04501 203 137 49 17
597 One hundred eighty-seven to two? I think we can get this vote overturned In court. 1.4082 0.04781 196 136 40 20
598 I suggest the first thing we do is trade in these suits for some sheep’s clothing. 1.4082 0.04726 196 135 42 19
599 I'm thinking a 3% raise and no shearing until spring will do it. 1.4082 0.04381 196 129 54 13
600 They`ve formed a ewe-too movement! 1.4082 0.04726 196 135 42 19
601 I told you not to wear your wool suit. 1.4082 0.04556 196 132 48 16
602 You're going to have to come up with something better than 'Let's make grazing great again'... 1.4082 0.04613 196 133 46 17
603 They heard the plan about a polyester cotton blend.” 1.4082 0.04613 196 133 46 17
604 I'm no longer hungry 1.4082 0.04781 196 136 40 20
605 It's simple. You just pull the wool over their eyes. 1.4082 0.04499 196 131 50 15
606 They claim you fell asleep before they were counted. 1.4082 0.04499 196 141 34 20
607 Remember when I said we'd be sorry for not buying polyester? 1.4082 0.04556 196 132 48 16
608 Now it's #EweToo. 1.4082 0.04440 196 130 52 14
609 Don't worry. Many of them are actually wolves. 1.4082 0.04556 196 132 48 16
610 They don’t see any legitimate reason for a recount,sir”. 1.4082 0.04440 196 130 52 14
611 I was told by very senior people before coming we’d be offered herd immunity. 1.4082 0.04670 196 134 44 18
612 We’ll agree to maternity leave but no dental. 1.4082 0.04556 196 132 48 16
613 Um Sir, who wants to tell them they need to put their masks on? 1.4082 0.04670 196 134 44 18
614 With all due respect Mr. President, what you are refering to is herd immunity, but this here is herd mentality sir. 1.4082 0.04613 196 133 46 17
615 When we wear wool they say we’re trying to pull a fast one, when we wear cotton they say we’re taking away their jobs... we can’t win! 1.4082 0.04260 196 127 58 11
616 The sheep are demanding a recount! 1.4072 0.04760 194 134 41 19
617 They’re standing back & standing by, sir. 1.4072 0.04703 194 133 43 18
618 They think we are fleecing them. 1.4062 0.04562 192 128 48 15
619 They’re calling it “Ewe-Too” 1.4062 0.04220 192 131 47 14
620 The future is bleat. 1.4062 0.04562 192 129 48 15
621 I told you - nobody trusts lawyers. 1.4062 0.04621 192 130 46 16
622 Looks like we can proceed with a class action. 1.4062 0.04680 192 131 44 17
623 What ever you do, don't start counting. 1.4062 0.04795 192 133 40 19
624 Go ahead if you want. I'm a vegetarian. 1.4062 0.04851 192 134 38 20
625 I think yelling out “lunchtime!” may have raised a question as to your intent. 1.4062 0.04621 192 130 46 16
626 They don’t seem to think you won. 1.4062 0.04795 192 133 40 19
627 Apparently a wool suit is not what they meant by sheep's clothing. 1.4062 0.04680 192 131 44 17
628 They want to know which one of us said 'We're leading you to laughter!' when the sign clearly says 'Slaughter' 1.4062 0.04738 192 132 42 18
629 Don... Joe won the election and they know. Stop trying to pull the wool over their eyes! 1.4062 0.04621 192 130 46 16
630 They want to know what happened to the black sheep 1.4062 0.04907 192 135 36 21
631 They’re calling it a Ewe-nion. 1.4062 0.04851 192 134 38 20
632 Just stay cool. They have to pick one of us to lead. That's the beauty of a two-party system. 1.4062 0.04963 192 136 34 22
633 Your insomnia is out of control. 1.4062 0.04680 192 131 44 17
634 They've caught on that we're trying to fleece them. 1.4062 0.04738 192 132 42 18
635 I told you we should have stopped counting them on Tuesday! 1.4062 0.04379 192 126 54 12
636 They’re claiming you ate one of them and left an ‘I owe ewe’... 1.4062 0.05017 192 137 32 23
637 Whose bright idea was it to introduce democracy into a predator-prey relationship? 1.4062 0.04316 192 125 56 11
638 All this recounting seems to be keeping everyone awake instead. 1.4062 0.05017 192 137 32 23
639 I think they found out we've been working for the Melatonin lobby. 1.4062 0.04621 192 130 46 16
640 Don’t worry, they have to vote for one of us 1.4062 0.04738 192 131 42 17
641 We may have to change our dinner plans. 1.4062 0.04502 192 127 50 14
642 We can pull the wool over their eyes for only so long. 1.4062 0.04621 192 130 46 16
643 They're fed up with always being counted and no one ever telling them how many of them there are. 1.4062 0.04562 192 129 48 15
644 The suits didn't help, they know we're lawyers. 1.4062 0.04379 192 126 54 12
645 i may have mentioned herd immunity 1.4062 0.04379 192 126 54 12
646 STOP THE COUNT! STOP THE COUNT! STOP THE COUNT! 1.4062 0.04738 192 132 42 18
647 I don't understand it either - the focus groups all said they trusted a wolf in a suit. 1.4062 0.04680 192 131 44 17
648 They look maaaaaad. 1.4062 0.04907 192 135 36 21
649 Don’t concede, Mr. President. You can fleece them through January. 1.4062 0.04738 192 132 42 18
650 I knew they would follow, I just didn't know they would organize 1.4062 0.04562 192 129 48 15
651 I dont know how many there are - every time I try to count them I doze off 1.4062 0.04738 192 132 42 18
652 I told you we shouldn't have fleeced them. 1.4061 0.04761 197 137 40 20
653 They think you promised them herd immunity. 1.4053 0.04594 190 128 47 15
654 They actually believe it now when someone crys wolf. 1.4053 0.04773 190 131 41 18
655 Don't worry, herd immunity will protect us" 1.4053 0.04773 190 131 41 18
656 Bo Peep’s missing and of course it’s our fault 1.4043 0.04688 188 128 44 16
657 I don’t remember is this where we say stop the count or count the votes 1.4043 0.04565 188 126 48 14
658 They say you've been cross-dressing 1.4043 0.04808 188 130 40 18
659 What can I say? It was lunchtime. 1.4041 0.04775 193 134 40 19
660 Would it have killed you to wear a cotton suit? 1.4021 0.04546 189 127 48 14
661 They don't mind if you count them, they just don't like the drooling. 1.4011 0.04703 187 128 43 16
662 Jim, those mushrooms we ate have definitely kicked in. 1.4011 0.04763 187 129 41 17
663 They think they’re getting fleeced. 1.4011 0.04641 187 127 45 15
664 ...and you said I was blowing this whole ‘herd mentality’ out of proportion. 1.4011 0.04703 187 128 43 16
665 You wanna just go get pizza instead? 1.4000 0.04675 185 126 44 15
666 I know you are tough, but maybe you had better concede this election. 1.4000 0.05210 185 135 26 24
667 Just keep telling them you won. Trust me. 1.4000 0.04920 185 129 36 19
668 Apparently, elections do have consequences. 1.4000 0.04799 185 128 40 17
669 Like I said, it’s not "a wolf in chic clothing." 1.4000 0.04738 185 127 42 16
670 They think we're Lawyers! 1.4000 0.04738 185 127 42 16
671 They're demanding a profit-shearing plan. 1.4000 0.04738 185 127 42 16
672 What can I say? The people don't want our kind in the White House anymore. 1.4000 0.04860 185 129 38 18
673 I don’t care how many angry followers you have, you’ve still lost the election. 1.4000 0.04920 185 130 36 19
674 What do they mean we are "wolf-splaining?" 1.4000 0.04738 185 127 42 16
675 Who knows...maybe they’re all just wolves in sheep’s clothing. 1.4000 0.04675 185 126 44 15
676 Next time try a sleeping pill. 1.4000 0.04799 185 128 40 17
677 I didn't get a lot of sleep last night. 1.3989 0.04514 183 122 48 12
678 It's less about the deception and more about the cultural appropriation. 1.3989 0.04710 183 125 43 15
679 If we could just build a wall... Forget straw and sticks. Brick. maybe? 1.3989 0.04836 183 127 39 17
680 Let’s demand a recount. Fake sheep. 1.3989 0.04958 183 129 35 19
681 No masks?” “They said they’re not sheep.” 1.3989 0.04773 183 126 41 16
682 Don’t look now but I think we’re flocked! 1.3989 0.04710 183 125 43 15
683 Where’s a darn border collie when you need one? 1.3989 0.04379 183 120 53 10
684 Listen to me Mitch; there are 20+ million of them, so if you take away their health care, you're on your own. 1.3989 0.04773 183 126 41 16
685 They say, as of today, they're not a herd. They're a union. So I guess no more free lunch. 1.3989 0.04773 183 126 41 16
686 They voted for you because you "tell it like it is", and now they're upset that you didn't eat them. 1.3989 0.05195 183 133 27 23
687 I think these wool suits were a mistake. 1.3989 0.04646 183 124 45 14
688 Tell 'em Fox called it, not us. 1.3989 0.04836 183 127 39 17
689 Sir, My advice is to concede and switch back to our sheeps' clothing 1.3989 0.04514 183 122 49 12
690 This Trump rally was supposed to begin 2 hours ago! 1.3989 0.04710 183 125 43 15
691 All I said was polyester suits don’t itch like wool. 1.3989 0.05137 183 132 29 22
692 Herd immunity? Never heard of it. 1.3989 0.04548 183 125 44 14
693 They’re demanding we stop counting them. 1.3989 0.04710 183 125 43 15
694 We the sheeple? Ewenions? Civwool rights? What are they, US?! 1.3989 0.04710 183 125 43 15
695 My mistake, the saying is actually, 'in sheep's clothing', NOT cheap clothing. 1.3989 0.04773 183 126 41 16
696 Turns out dressing up as them IS cultural appropriation. 1.3989 0.04836 183 127 39 17
697 Think it's too late to pull the wool over their eyes? 1.3978 0.05058 181 129 32 20
698 Don’t turn around. I think they recognize us. 1.3978 0.04547 181 121 48 12
699 The 99% appear to have organized 1.3978 0.04581 181 124 43 14
700 What do they know? They're a bunch of ugly moronic sheep...they're right behind me aren't they? 1.3978 0.04873 181 126 38 17
701 I can tell you they don't buy herd immunity for a second 1.3978 0.04873 181 126 38 17
702 Perhaps you shouldn’t have worn the wool suit today. 1.3978 0.04809 181 125 40 16
703 I could say I've had worse jury pools, but... 1.3978 0.04997 181 128 34 19
704 Is it me, or do they all look alike? 1.3978 0.04680 181 123 44 14
705 Mutton ventured,mutton gained. 1.3978 0.04873 181 126 38 17
706 I'm not sure how many there are. I keep falling asleep before I finish counting. 1.3978 0.04304 181 130 35 16
707 Apparently there is a dress code. 1.3978 0.04547 181 121 48 12
708 Sir, they say no one sleeps until the count is done 1.3978 0.04680 181 123 44 14
709 I think this time they expect us to count all of them. 1.3978 0.04680 181 123 44 14
710 They're demanding a recount. 1.3966 0.04846 179 124 39 16
711 Their demands are reasonable... but let’s just eat them. 1.3966 0.05037 179 127 33 19
712 I don't think they agree with our dinner plans 1.3966 0.04648 179 121 45 13
713 So they want us to stop using the term 'herd immunity'? 1.3966 0.04846 179 124 39 16
714 I think these cotton suits have got to go. 1.3966 0.04580 179 120 47 12
715 Thank God for the electoral college 1.3966 0.04846 179 124 39 16
716 Just tell them it's all fake ewes. 1.3966 0.04781 179 123 41 15
717 We will prove to the shepherd that there is egregious hatred, bigotry, and violence on many sides. Many sides. 1.3966 0.04370 179 132 29 18
718 Do you think it’s the suits? 1.3966 0.03624 179 125 44 10
719 It was worth a try, Chad, but sheep's clothing is the standard for a reason. 1.3966 0.04911 179 125 37 17
720 It was so much easier before they unionized. 1.3966 0.04911 179 125 37 17
721 You lost track again? 1.3966 0.04911 179 125 37 17
722 They dont feel heard 1.3966 0.04715 179 122 43 14
723 They're on to us 1.3955 0.04818 177 122 40 15
724 We just need one of them to believe the votes are fraudulent sir, then they'll all go along with it 1.3955 0.04473 177 122 42 13
725 Dude, is that suit polyester? 1.3955 0.04884 177 123 38 16
726 Really? A recount? 1.3955 0.04818 177 122 40 15
727 Tell them management will recognize the union after the recount is completed . 1.3955 0.04614 177 119 46 12
728 Tell them only the shearholders get a vote. 1.3955 0.04683 177 120 44 13
729 They won't wear masks and social distancing is out of the question. 1.3955 0.05014 177 125 34 18
730 It wasn’t my decision to mow the grass. 1.3955 0.05078 177 126 32 19
731 I don’t understand why they are so mad! I mean, we could not have been more transparent in our intentions. 1.3955 0.04683 177 120 44 13
732 Thankfully we still got Fox News 1.3955 0.04614 177 119 46 12
733 Looks like the sacrificial lamb strategy is a no go Bob 1.3955 0.04884 177 123 38 16
734 Sir I don’t think a recount is going to help us here. We’re outnumbered 1.3955 0.03979 177 128 35 14
735 It looks like they got a hold of your tax returns, sir. 1.3955 0.04884 177 123 38 16
736 Mr. President, I think the Republican herd is starting to see us for who we really are... 1.3944 0.04951 180 127 35 18
737 Which one are we doing now? "Stop the count" or "Count the votes"? 1.3920 0.04833 176 122 39 15
738 Uh oh, I think the sheep are counting the us to them ratio 1.3920 0.04697 176 120 43 13
739 Did you really stand Shari Lewis up last night? 1.3920 0.04833 176 122 39 15
740 Of course they have more votes, but we're better lawyers. 1.3920 0.04627 176 119 44 12
741 Offer them another fifty cents for four bags full. 1.3920 0.04697 176 120 43 13
742 Any idea how many of them are our guys? 1.3920 0.04627 176 119 45 12
743 They’re not just numbers. They have names apparently. 1.3920 0.04627 176 119 45 12
744 I think they are objecting to your polyester suit. 1.3920 0.04833 176 122 39 15
745 ... and the 'herd immunity' thing also seems to have backfired ... 1.3920 0.04900 176 123 37 16
746 It was the women in red riding hoods that did us in, sir. 1.3920 0.04900 176 123 37 16
747 We’ll classify them as contractors then we won’t have to offer them benefits 1.3920 0.04900 176 123 37 16
748 'Let's face it; we're flocked.' 1.3908 0.05006 174 123 34 17
749 I don't think we should have worn wool suits... 1.3908 0.04733 174 119 42 13
750 I think they’re beginning to realize they have us outnumbered. 1.3908 0.04871 174 121 38 15
751 The flock has spoken. It’s time to concede. 1.3908 0.04871 174 121 38 15
752 Polyester, really? 1.3908 0.05137 174 125 30 19
753 They want to know what you did with Red Riding Hood. 1.3908 0.05201 174 126 28 20
754 They're stockholders, Larry, not sheep. You can't turn your back on them any longer. 1.3908 0.04517 174 116 48 10
755 With the right ad campaign I think we can take market share from ‘Angry Birds’. 1.3908 0.04802 174 120 40 14
756 For some reason we don't seem to be appealing to rural voters. 1.3908 0.04939 174 122 36 16
757 Good thing we have the electoral college 1.3908 0.05006 174 123 34 17
758 I knew we shouldn't wear Italian wool. 1.3895 0.05113 172 123 31 18
759 Shhh....I think they herd us. 1.3895 0.04769 172 118 41 13
760 Don’t look now, but right behind you is breakfast, lunch and dinner for the next three years. 1.3895 0.04910 172 120 37 15
761 I know it's a fine point, but they are insisting "flock immunity" and not "herd immunity" should be included in all the Tweets. 1.3895 0.04910 172 120 37 15
762 Shall we flip to see who'll be the lone wolf? 1.3895 0.04697 172 117 43 12
763 “Over 71 million and counting.” 1.3895 0.05046 172 122 33 17
764 I don't think they're falling for it, Mr. Giuliani... 1.3895 0.05245 172 125 27 20
765 As your attorney, I'm recommending settlement. 1.3895 0.04840 172 119 39 14
766 Nervous? Just imagine them sheared. 1.3895 0.04840 172 119 39 14
767 They say they don’t care how long the recount takes - they’re used to being counted. 1.3895 0.05046 172 122 33 17
768 Don’t worry, we still have the electoral college. 1.3895 0.05179 172 124 29 19
769 The boss tried to count 'em but he fell asleep. 1.3895 0.04625 172 116 45 11
770 Dude. Your tail is showing..... 1.3895 0.04979 172 121 35 16
771 Whatever you do, don’t count them. 1.3895 0.04840 172 119 39 14
772 Wool's not selling, but lamb chops are?" You actually told them that?! I'd be upset, too, in that case 1.3895 0.05113 172 123 31 18
773 They’re insisting on changes in management. 1.3895 0.04769 172 118 40 13
774 I don't think they believe we are the Brooks brothers. 1.3895 0.05046 172 122 33 17
775 How often do I have tell you that “sheeple” is not a woke word? 1.3895 0.04910 172 120 37 15
776 Just tell them, 'Alistair', that you'll make their pasture great again, the virus isn't real, and they don't have to wear masks. They'll do anything you say. 1.3895 0.05179 172 124 29 19
777 Look sheepish. 1.3895 0.05046 172 122 33 17
778 Never, EVER, try pulling the wool over their eyes again! 1.3895 0.04910 172 120 37 15
779 It's your howling! It's keeping them up at night. 1.3895 0.04550 172 115 47 10
780 Well, sir, the employees don’t like the new uniforms. 1.3895 0.04697 172 117 43 12
781 They feel they’re not being herd. 1.3895 0.04840 172 119 39 14
782 You told them to stand back and stand by. Now what do you want them to do? 1.3895 0.04979 172 121 35 16
783 They're a little insulted you've questioned their counting 1.3895 0.04769 172 118 41 13
784 Don't worry, it's the herd mentality... We need to appease only ONE of them. 1.3886 0.04641 175 119 44 12
785 They want to see more representation in leadership, an end to the wage gap, and for us to stop eating them... 1.3886 0.04780 175 121 40 14
786 This is all Mary’s doing, I’m sure of it! 1.3886 0.04641 175 119 44 12
787 Can you believe this isn't the set-up for a Gary Larson cartoon? 1.3882 0.04949 170 119 36 15
788 They’re here for the céwe d’état, sir. 1.3882 0.04949 170 119 36 15
789 It was just wolf’s lair talk - nobody has more respect for sheep than I do. 1.3882 0.05019 170 120 34 16
790 He won in a lamb slide 1.3882 0.04949 170 119 36 15
791 I swear, it was consensual. 1.3869 0.04845 168 116 39 13
792 I told them about your part in the Shari Lewis “incident” 1.3869 0.04845 168 116 39 13
793 There must be a way to count the votes without falling asleep. 1.3869 0.04695 168 113 43 11
794 You told me the popular vote doesn't mean anything! 1.3864 0.04826 176 123 38 15
795 Yeah, I'm not too crazy about this whole "democracy" thing either. 1.3864 0.04367 176 119 47 10
796 I don't have the appetite for this. Let's just fleece them and get out of here 1.3864 0.04959 176 125 34 17
797 I think we can expect a hostile takeover. 1.3864 0.04620 176 120 44 12
798 We're going to need more mint jelly. 1.3864 0.04959 176 125 34 17
799 Do you think they're on to us, Rudy? 1.3864 0.05024 176 126 32 18
800 I'm wearing their cousin. 1.3864 0.04826 176 123 38 15
801 They refuse to wear masks 1.3864 0.04826 176 123 38 15
802 Have you tried Melatonin? 1.3864 0.04620 176 120 44 12
803 You'd be pissed off too if I ate your mother." 1.3864 0.04959 176 125 34 17
804 The new herd immunity policy is causing concern, and, frankly, eating Hal didn’t help. 1.3864 0.04959 176 125 34 17
805 Something tells me the #ewetoo movement isn't going away. 1.3864 0.04826 176 123 38 15
806 I told you they talk to each other. 1.3864 0.04893 176 124 36 16
807 We don’t have to pretend we care now that they’ve voted for us 1.3864 0.04959 176 125 34 17
808 Well if we can't pay them off, could we you know, just eat them? 1.3864 0.04689 176 121 42 13
809 Heads, merino. Tails, mutton. 1.3855 0.04958 166 116 36 14
810 Screw the election I need to find a way to keep “fleecing “ them to pay for my defense fund! 1.3855 0.05031 166 117 34 15
811 Dude,they are so on to us. 1.3855 0.05174 166 119 30 17
812 I think they're on to us, Peter. 1.3855 0.05103 166 118 32 16
813 OK fine, so this field is taken. There’s a garage up the road—Four Seasons Total Landscaping. 1.3855 0.04884 166 115 38 13
814 They're angry again? Just tell them it's the liberal media's fault. That usually works. 1.3855 0.05031 166 117 34 15
815 It’s Fake Ewes” 1.3846 0.05036 169 120 33 16
816 They’re right behind me, Aren’t they ? 1.3832 0.04785 167 115 40 12
817 I mean, you DID mislead them for four years... 1.3831 0.05388 154 111 27 16
818 You DID say stand back and stand by, now what? 1.3831 0.05063 154 107 35 12
819 Are you saying all these sheep cried “wolf” ? 1.3818 0.04823 165 114 39 12
820 You tell them the shuttle isn't coming. 1.3818 0.04423 165 109 49 7
821 Time to spin a yarn. 1.3818 0.04899 165 115 37 13
822 Frankly, I think their numbers are exaggerated. 1.3818 0.04899 165 115 37 13
823 You think they are mad now? Wait until we have them over for dinner. 1.3818 0.04746 165 113 41 11
824 They say they just voted us out . 1.3818 0.05048 165 117 33 15
825 Don't act natural. 1.3818 0.04667 165 112 43 10
826 The Fox told them the other guy won. 1.3818 0.05192 165 119 29 17
827 So you're the wolf in sheep's loathing I keep hearing about. 1.3818 0.05120 165 118 31 16
828 Let's just tell 'em the three pigs thing is all in the past. Oh and also that little girl and her grandma. 1.3818 0.04823 165 114 39 12
829 Apparently, there's a rumor that we are wolves... 1.3818 0.04667 165 112 43 10
830 They all voted for Biden and want to know why we're still around ? 1.3818 0.05120 165 118 31 16
831 Are they still looking at me? 1.3818 0.04974 165 116 35 14
832 So, their case is that wearing their clothing is cultural appropriation. 1.3818 0.05120 165 118 31 16
833 How do you know we are outnumbered if we can't count them? 1.3818 0.04899 165 115 37 13
834 The pollsters say there are only two or three of them so we have nothing to worry about 1.3818 0.04746 165 113 41 11
835 They want to know when this country will finish counting election ballots and get back to counting sheep. 1.3818 0.04974 165 115 35 14
836 ' I've counted, and it's a nightmare 1.3818 0.04899 165 115 37 13
837 I told each one that she was the only one! 1.3818 0.05048 165 117 33 15
838 They seem suspicious of herd immunity. 1.3818 0.04974 165 116 35 14
839 Before we go any further I demand a recount. 1.3818 0.04823 165 114 39 12
840 How many? I don’t know. Every time I try to count them I end up falling asleep. 1.3818 0.04974 165 116 35 14
841 I think we can use them to take over the Republican Party. 1.3818 0.05263 165 120 27 18
842 I thought wool suits would be enough to blend in. 1.3818 0.04746 165 113 41 11
843 There seems to be a mistake. I asked for lemmings. 1.3818 0.04974 165 116 35 14
844 Wow, 'New Yorker' cartoons don't even have black sheep. 1.3818 0.04746 165 113 41 11
845 But isn't a wool suit sheep's clothing? 1.3818 0.04746 165 113 41 11
846 That, and our lack of empathy. 1.3818 0.05120 165 118 31 16
847 OK, they all have their disguises on, now what? 1.3818 0.05048 165 117 33 15
848 Just tell them you’re wearing the wool suit ironically 1.3818 0.05048 165 117 33 15
849 I think we may have to concede that, technically, the suits belong to them 1.3818 0.04587 165 111 45 9
850 They are angry about our new "Black Sheep Matters" policy. 1.3818 0.04974 165 116 35 14
851 Probably not a great time to suggest they social distance. 1.3818 0.04899 165 115 37 13
852 Don't turn around. I think the Dems are on to us. 1.3818 0.04899 165 115 37 13
853 Apparently you ate Lady BaaBaa. 1.3818 0.04974 165 116 35 14
854 Since when do we have to count them ? 1.3818 0.04899 165 115 37 13
855 Just be yourself and mingle 1.3818 0.04587 165 111 45 9
856 No sir, these are not “fake ewes.” 1.3818 0.04746 165 113 41 11
857 Sir, it seems these sheep have already been counted. 1.3818 0.04667 165 112 43 10
858 I’m sure you meant to say, you are all delightful, but you SAID delicious sir. 1.3818 0.04587 165 111 45 9
859 Apparently we can't pull the wool over their eyes 1.3818 0.04899 165 115 37 13
860 Well, obviously we didn't pull the wool over their eyes. 1.3804 0.04783 163 112 40 11
861 I think we're getting some pushback on herd immunity... 1.3804 0.05015 163 115 34 14
862 Since you're counting them to fall asleep each night they want paid overtime. 1.3804 0.04939 163 114 36 13
863 It seems that the Me2 movement has found its way to the animal kingdom. 1.3789 0.04822 161 111 39 11
864 Great! Now tell them we also promoted the collie. 1.3789 0.04980 161 113 35 13
865 Maybe we shouldn't have booked Four Seasons Total Landscaping. 1.3789 0.05057 161 114 33 14
866 On the bright side, you'll never have another sleepless night. 1.3789 0.05057 161 114 33 14
867 I said dress in ‘sheep’s clothing’ not ‘chic clothing’. 1.3789 0.04980 161 112 32 13
868 They demand a recount. 1.3789 0.05134 161 115 31 15
869 Herd immunity? 1.3789 0.04980 161 113 35 13
870 You better straighten this out. They think 'dyed in the wool' means something more permanent. 1.3789 0.04980 161 113 35 13
871 They are not entirely happy with your reluctance to move on. 1.3789 0.04902 161 112 37 12
872 They say they're through counting. 1.3789 0.04822 161 111 39 11
873 I guess we were suppose to dress like literal sheep and not members of the RNC 1.3789 0.04902 161 112 37 12
874 I believe they found out that they outnumber us. 1.3789 0.05057 161 112 31 13
875 They heard you talking about herd immunity 1.3789 0.04980 161 113 35 13
876 Relax, we just need to recount. 1.3789 0.04980 161 113 35 13
877 They said to keep counting. 1.3789 0.04902 161 112 37 12
878 Have you tried Ambien? 1.3789 0.04980 161 113 35 13
879 I knew allowing union membership was a bad idea 1.3789 0.04080 161 120 28 13
880 I’m thinking this flock can’t be fleeced. 1.3789 0.04740 161 110 41 10
881 What do we do now? Huff and puff? 1.3789 0.05134 161 115 31 15
882 I'm thinking the herd mentality thing was maybe a bad idea. 1.3789 0.05134 161 115 31 15
883 No one is sleeping tonight. 1.3789 0.04658 161 109 43 9
884 Sir, somehow, after 4 years of devouring their friends and family, they’re upset it won’t continue for 4 more years 1.3789 0.05134 161 115 31 15
885 Not sure another recount will make a difference here, Phil. 1.3789 0.04980 161 113 35 13
886 If you think they are ticked off about the wool suits, wait until they see what’s for dinner! 1.3789 0.05171 161 118 26 17
887 What can I say Mr President, the herd has turned 1.3789 0.05134 161 115 31 15
888 Uh-oh. I think they know they’re getting fleeced. 1.3789 0.05209 161 116 29 16
889 Are you sure it’s a good idea to stop the count? 1.3789 0.04902 161 112 37 12
890 Maybe we shouldn’t have blown that last house down... 1.3789 0.04822 161 111 39 11
891 Yes, they’re sheep, but they say they won’t have the wool pulled over their eyes. 1.3775 0.05038 151 105 35 11
892 Those sheep are such fucking idiots Barry it’s so funny...oh no they’re right behind me aren’t they? 1.3774 0.05404 159 117 24 18
893 Look, they’re literally sheep. Just make something up. The crazier, the better. 1.3774 0.05022 159 112 34 13
894 Of course they're mad, they're all wearing the same thing, and some of them, truth be told, don't have the legs for it. 1.3774 0.04942 159 111 36 12
895 Nothing to worry about. Just a lot of fake ewes. 1.3774 0.05178 159 114 29 15
896 They’re angry you won and also because you ate their candidate. 1.3774 0.05404 159 117 24 18
897 Sir, they’re not wearing their masks. 1.3774 0.04861 159 110 38 11
898 Gotta make them believe that we’re really sheep in wolves’ clothing 1.3758 0.05257 149 106 30 13
899 Ahhh! HERD mentality! 1.3758 0.05343 149 107 28 14
900 Don't look now, but I think they just noticed the wool suits. 1.3758 0.05082 149 104 34 11
901 Well, these are wool suits. 1.3758 0.04992 149 103 36 10
902 I think they've unionized. 1.3758 0.05082 149 104 34 11
903 They insist that every one must be counted, even the absentees. 1.3758 0.04817 157 108 39 10
904 I think we should have gone with the sheep's clothing 1.3758 0.05301 157 114 27 16
905 Well, maybe if we dressed like they do. 1.3758 0.04731 157 107 41 9
906 Are they still there? 1.3758 0.05145 157 112 31 14
907 They don't seem sheepish to me. 1.3758 0.04984 157 110 35 12
908 It’s really quite easy. I simply told them you are here to take away their God, their guns, and their oil. 1.3758 0.04644 157 106 43 8
909 Looks like you've got a woke flock on your hands. 1.3758 0.04511 157 112 34 11
910 Things were going just fine until you showed up in polyester 1.3758 0.04984 157 110 35 12
911 You might want to call Trump. His followers are starting to get restless. 1.3758 0.05065 157 111 33 13
912 it appears it is no longer politically correct to state ‘their fleece was white as snow’ 1.3758 0.04817 157 113 31 13
913 Well, when I suggested that they shave their legs, they assumed that I liked looking at legs, not eating them. 1.3758 0.05065 157 111 33 13
914 Well, does the fact that they are all walking on their hind legs, at least convince you of the seriousness of their concerns? 1.3758 0.05301 157 114 27 16
915 They demand to see the manager. Apparently they’ve been fleeced. 1.3758 0.04901 157 109 37 11
916 Don’t think we can continue to pull the wool over their eyes, sir. 1.3758 0.04817 157 108 39 10
917 You think they saw us? 1.3758 0.04984 157 110 35 12
918 Good luck finding the wolf in sheep's clothing. 1.3758 0.04965 165 117 34 14
919 It doesn't really work if EVERYBODY is a wolf in sheep's clothing. 1.3758 0.04578 165 112 44 9
920 I said "sheep suit," you idiot, not "cheap suit." 1.3758 0.05254 165 121 26 18
921 As a wolf of Wall Street, you need to learn to ignore baaack talk. 1.3758 0.04814 165 115 38 12
922 They think we ate one of them and demand a recount. 1.3758 0.04965 165 117 34 14
923 Relax. They're wolves in sheeps' clothing." 1.3758 0.04965 165 117 34 14
924 They're insisting you work remotely 1.3758 0.04064 165 121 32 12
925 You forgot to pull the wool over their eyes 1.3758 0.04965 165 117 34 14
926 I don't think wolves in Harris tweeds is what they meant. 1.3758 0.04658 165 113 42 10
927 You know Mr. President with this many followers, how could you possibly lose. 1.3758 0.04814 165 115 38 12
928 They say they're sick of being the only animals we count on. 1.3758 0.04890 165 115 36 13
929 Well, Brian, I don’t mind telling you I’m feeling a little sheepish right now 1.3758 0.04736 165 114 40 11
930 It was your campaign ad that said defund the fleece. 1.3758 0.04890 165 116 36 13
931 Okay, so maybe we start by rephrasing the part about the "sacrificial lamb" 1.3758 0.05039 165 118 32 15
932 I didn't think they could organize themselves. Just stay calm, pretend we don't see them, and slowly walk away... 1.3758 0.04965 165 117 34 14
933 Watch your back. They found out we're losing federal protection. 1.3758 0.05039 165 118 32 15
934 Looking back, we should have built that wall. 1.3758 0.05039 165 118 32 15
935 Okay, so they spotted us, but at least these cotton suits breathe. 1.3750 0.04996 160 113 34 13
936 You howl at the moon one time and suddenly everyone is against you.” 1.3742 0.05109 155 110 32 13
937 Try talking to them again without using the word "muttonhead." 1.3742 0.05190 155 110 30 14
938 My bad. But who the hell wears wool in the summertime? 1.3742 0.04769 155 106 40 9
939 I’m told Associated Press has called it in their favor! 1.3742 0.05026 155 109 34 12
940 I stand corrected: sheep's clothing, not clothing made from sheep. 1.3742 0.05026 155 109 34 12
941 I guess we're not getting their votes. 1.3742 0.04769 155 106 40 9
942 Maybe it would be better if we weren’t wearing wool suits? 1.3742 0.04590 155 104 44 7
943 Is it just me, or do you get a vibe that this crowd has an anti-wolf bias? 1.3742 0.05190 155 111 30 14
944 I guess the wool suits don’t go over well, either. 1.3742 0.04769 155 106 40 9
945 I told you to delete your tweets about those three pigs... 1.3742 0.05026 155 109 34 12
946 Tell them your opponent is a Socialist. 1.3742 0.05026 155 109 34 12
947 They're never wolvers. 1.3742 0.05026 155 109 34 12
948 Final count, 70million! 1.3742 0.05026 155 109 34 12
949 They demand to be herd 1.3742 0.04769 155 106 40 9
950 They want us to flock off. 1.3742 0.05109 155 110 32 13
951 I thought 100% wool WAS sheep's clothing! 1.3742 0.05026 155 109 34 12
952 I think they are going to try to fleece us 1.3742 0.04856 155 107 38 10
953 All the sheep are counted and waiting. I suggest you concede. 1.3742 0.05109 155 110 32 13
954 Your slogan, Make American's Graze Again, apparently did not go over so well in this county. 1.3742 0.05190 155 111 30 14
955 They're upset about something called The Electoral College. 1.3742 0.04856 155 107 38 10
956 I told you that they'd notice cashmere clothing. 1.3742 0.05026 155 109 34 12
957 It’s easy — just tell them it’s fake news that we’re wolves. 1.3742 0.05026 155 109 34 12
958 I'm starting to think "sheep's clothing" is more of a figurative term. 1.3742 0.05026 155 109 34 12
959 We've led them this far, just keep telling them you're a vegetarian. 1.3742 0.04681 155 105 42 8
960 Why in the world did you get them to stand up for themselves? 1.3742 0.05026 155 109 34 12
961 Tell them we'll agree to the profit shearing but not the baa-ck pay. 1.3742 0.04856 155 107 38 10
962 Just focus on crowd size. And give them all a red cap. 1.3742 0.05270 155 111 28 15
963 I told them we're in sales. 1.3742 0.05270 155 112 28 15
964 Brooks Brothers doesn’t carry a border collie suit. 1.3742 0.04942 155 108 36 11
965 They decided to unionize. 1.3742 0.05026 155 109 34 12
966 Try telling them we're huskies 1.3742 0.04681 155 105 42 8
967 I don't think they like our idea of ownership. Now they want rights. 1.3742 0.05026 155 109 34 12
968 Bob's the third one from the left but don't make eye contact. 1.3742 0.04942 155 108 36 11
969 Sir- we are no longer using the term “flock”. We are instead saying, “ a group of individuals who respond the same way to any stimuli.” 1.3742 0.05026 155 109 34 12
970 Maybe the numbers really do matter... 1.3742 0.04856 155 107 38 10
971 Sir, I don’t think you’ll be able to pull the wool over their eyes on this one. 1.3742 0.04681 155 105 42 8
972 Don’t worry, they’ll forget about all this in 4 years. It’s not like they’re elephants. 1.3742 0.04856 155 107 38 10
973 If it makes you feel any better, only one of them is upset with you. 1.3742 0.05026 155 109 34 12
974 They said we have to count all of them before we eat any 1.3742 0.04942 155 108 36 11
975 Seems like they really took the whole ‘Stop the Count’ thing personally. 1.3742 0.04769 155 106 40 9
976 i think karma is coming to get us, greg 1.3742 0.05190 155 111 30 14
977 We'll call ourselves 'the silent majority' 1.3742 0.05349 155 113 26 16
978 But we need their votes to control the meadow. 1.3735 0.04556 166 113 44 9
979 So what happened to the buses this time? 1.3725 0.05154 153 109 31 13
980 They don't look sheepish! 1.3725 0.04941 153 109 32 12
981 Let’s do it. They won’t suspect a ... they’re right behind me aren’t they? 1.3725 0.05069 153 108 33 12
982 We should have worn polyester. 1.3725 0.04718 153 104 41 8
983 The only thing they hate more than wolves is corporate sheep. 1.3725 0.05398 153 112 25 16
984 I will NOT Concede! 1.3725 0.05236 153 110 29 14
985 Baa, baa, baa, baa, baa. I thought it was just idle bleating. 1.3725 0.05069 153 108 33 12
986 I’m surprised too. The polls said republicans wouldn’t turn out in large numbers. 1.3725 0.04984 153 107 35 11
987 Sheep happens. 1.3725 0.05069 153 108 33 12
988 Tails are wagging, Boss. Itching to go home. What do I tell ‘em about Bo Peep? 1.3725 0.04897 153 106 37 10
989 So it seems they finally figured out we were lying... 1.3725 0.05154 153 109 31 13
990 Are you having the same nightmare I'm having? 1.3725 0.04897 153 106 37 10
991 Pizza? 1.3725 0.05154 153 109 31 13
992 Now that I think of it. Chicken is a good source of protein. 1.3725 0.05398 153 112 25 16
993 Love the suit. Is it all wool? 1.3725 0.04626 153 103 43 7
994 They spotted us... 1.3725 0.04984 153 107 35 11
995 Four years ago we coulda eaten one when no one was looking, but now they all get counted. 1.3725 0.05318 153 111 27 15
996 I accidentally said "herd mentality" instead of "herd immunity." 1.3725 0.05318 153 111 27 15
997 They're demanding that you stop counting sheep in Pennsylvania! 1.3725 0.04984 153 107 35 11
998 Just tell them you won. 1.3725 0.05069 153 108 33 12
999 They're not buying your "flock immunity" promo - they want masks. 1.3725 0.05069 153 108 33 12
1000 We may have reached the functional limits of gerrymandering. 1.3725 0.05236 153 110 29 14
1001 You shouldn't have worn the wool suit. 1.3725 0.05069 153 108 33 12
1002 And so I said “trust me” and they did. 1.3725 0.05154 153 109 31 13
1003 We probably should have ditched the suits for sheep's clothing. 1.3725 0.04984 153 107 35 11
1004 I told you we'd be the only ones wearing suits 1.3725 0.05069 153 108 33 12
1005 What do you say we go elsewhere for dinner? 1.3725 0.04897 153 106 37 10
1006 ...Heh, Heh...Heh...We'll market them as Wolfadoodles.... 1.3725 0.04897 153 106 37 10
1007 We have to ditch these wool blends. 1.3725 0.04808 153 105 39 9
1008 Herman, for God’s sake, stop drooling! 1.3725 0.05236 153 110 29 14
1009 It's almost like they know? 1.3725 0.04808 153 105 39 9
1010 Careful when you count them , last time I fell asleep on 47 1.3725 0.04808 153 105 39 9
1011 The insomniacs are demanding a sheep recount. 1.3725 0.05236 153 110 29 14
1012 We should have stuck with the sheep’s clothing 1.3725 0.04897 153 106 37 10
1013 You know that if you keep calling wolf over and over, nobody's going to trust you, right? 1.3725 0.05069 153 108 33 12
1014 Since I got fired from my last job, I'm training to become a metaphor. 1.3709 0.05114 151 107 32 12
1015 Not only is this my dream job, I'm well suited for it. 1.3709 0.05199 151 108 30 13
1016 I’m telling you, Fox is having the same problem over at the henhouse. 1.3709 0.04938 151 105 36 10
1017 ...and the funniest part is, they believe the government is here to help them. 1.3709 0.05367 151 110 26 15
1018 Just count them and get some sleep. 1.3709 0.04756 151 103 40 8
1019 I told you--we should have come in sheep's clothing. 1.3709 0.04756 151 103 40 8
1020 You just had to wear a wool suit. 1.3709 0.05114 151 107 32 12
1021 It feels good to be back in my regular clothes. 1.3709 0.04756 151 103 40 7
1022 They agree to social distance if you'll wear a mask. 1.3709 0.05114 151 107 32 12
1023 Apparently a wool suit doesn't qualify as sheep's clothing 1.3709 0.05027 151 106 34 11
1024 This is when you decide to go with your “lucky” wool suit?! 1.3709 0.05199 151 108 30 13
1025 Apparently my suit is only 30% wool. 1.3709 0.05027 151 106 34 11
1026 I think they can tell it's a polyester blend... 1.3709 0.05284 151 109 28 14
1027 Relax! We're still the Ruling Minority. 1.3709 0.05027 151 106 34 11
1028 They say they will no longer agree to the killing and eating them part of our contract. 1.3709 0.05114 151 107 32 12
1029 They say they’ve reached flock immunity. 1.3709 0.05367 151 110 26 15
1030 'I don't think they're buying the whole 'wool inspector' thing.' 1.3709 0.05027 151 106 34 11
1031 I suggest you demand a recount. 1.3709 0.04938 151 105 36 10
1032 Well, they figured out that worsted woll is technically “sheep’s clothing” 1.3709 0.04756 151 108 32 11
1033 See? I told you they'd follow wherever I lead... they're Republicans! 1.3709 0.05448 151 111 24 16
1034 I’m counting on you not yo loose sleep over the situation. 1.3709 0.04848 151 104 38 9
1035 The numbers looked much better for us when I stopped counting. 1.3709 0.05284 151 109 28 14
1036 I hate it when they unionize. 1.3709 0.05114 151 107 32 12
1037 I didn’t know it was casual Friday! 1.3709 0.05114 151 107 32 12
1038 They just heard they're not immune. 1.3709 0.05027 151 106 34 11
1039 Just say, "It is what it is," and run for it. 1.3709 0.05114 151 107 32 12
1040 They don’t want to do a recount. 1.3709 0.04938 151 105 36 10
1041 Well..this is baaaaad...really baaaaaad 1.3709 0.05284 151 109 28 14
1042 Look boss, they say they are tired of being fleeced and won’t negotiate anymore. 1.3709 0.04756 151 103 40 8
1043 I don’t think they are fooled by your cashmere jacket 1.3709 0.03830 151 109 34 8
1044 I told you the polls weren't right. 1.3701 0.04693 154 104 39 8
1045 I think we're flocked 1.3701 0.04693 154 105 41 8
1046 Sir, the sheeple have woken up and realized that we’ve been wearing their clothes. They say they want them back. 1.3701 0.05208 154 111 29 14
1047 I told you there was a difference between sheep's clothing and wool suits 1.3691 0.05246 149 107 29 13
1048 Just tell them it's the farmer who's actually been fleecing them. 1.3691 0.04888 149 103 37 9
1049 Sir, I’m afraid we’ve got a Grassroots Movement on our hands. 1.3691 0.04795 149 102 39 8
1050 They're tired of being fleeced. 1.3667 0.04769 150 103 39 8
1051 Just tell them we'll make herding great again. 1.3667 0.05468 150 111 23 16
1052 I think we misunderstood. It’s gotta be “A wolf in *sheep’s* clothing” not “*cheap* clothing.” 1.3667 0.05043 150 106 33 11
1053 Don't look, but I think they're on to us. 1.3667 0.04953 150 105 35 10
1054 You really need to do something about your insomnia. 1.3667 0.05217 150 108 29 13
1055 They're not buying it. You herd them! 1.3667 0.05131 150 107 31 12
1056 They do have a point. 1.3667 0.05043 150 106 33 11
1057 Do you think it's the wool suits ? 1.3667 0.04862 150 104 37 9
1058 The consultants say we should phase out eating the Employee of the Month. 1.3667 0.05043 150 106 33 11
1059 Sheep lives matter 1.3667 0.05131 150 107 31 12
1060 They want a collective baa-rgaining agreement. 1.3667 0.04953 150 105 35 10
1061 Obviously they're upset. 'Herd Mentality' is condescending. Better to rephrase it as 'Wisdom of the Crowd'. 1.3667 0.05217 150 108 29 13
1062 Whatever you do, don’t cry wolf. 1.3667 0.04953 150 105 35 10
1063 They all look alike to me. 1.3667 0.05131 150 107 31 12
1064 I told them that I won, so I'm sure that's the end of it. 1.3667 0.05217 150 108 29 13
1065 They are all demanding to know what's for dinner. Do you want to tell them? 1.3667 0.05131 150 107 31 12
1066 They want you to leave. 1.3667 0.05043 150 106 33 11
1067 Why are they all looking at me like that? Only my socks are wool. 1.3667 0.05217 150 108 29 13
1068 I told you we'd stand out if we didn't follow dress code. 1.3667 0.05043 150 106 33 11
1069 The votes have been counted, you are no longer the Wolf of Wool Street. 1.3667 0.05302 150 109 27 14
1070 Should we tell them about social distancing ? 1.3667 0.05302 150 109 27 14
1071 These sheep are so gullible they’re practically people. 1.3667 0.04953 150 105 35 10
1072 I think they’ve realized that our agenda is not in their best interests. 1.3667 0.05217 150 108 29 13
1073 Of course the election wasn't rigged, but don't tell THEM that. 1.3667 0.05131 150 107 31 12
1074 Good thing we still have the electoral college. 1.3667 0.05131 150 107 31 12
1075 You cried once too often. 1.3667 0.05131 150 107 31 12
1076 We can't fool all the sheep all the time. 1.3667 0.05131 150 107 31 12
1077 I told them shearing is no longer covered in the HMO. 1.3667 0.04953 150 105 35 10
1078 All the angry sheeple, where do the all come from? 1.3667 0.05043 150 106 33 11
1079 Maybe it's time to call Guliani? 1.3667 0.05217 150 108 29 13
1080 If you think this is bad, you should see how things are going over at the henhouse. 1.3667 0.05043 150 106 33 11
1081 They’re furious because the counters keep falling asleep... 1.3667 0.04769 150 103 39 8
1082 They're right behind me aren't they... 1.3667 0.04674 150 102 41 7
1083 I say we ask them to socially distance 1.3667 0.04769 150 103 39 8
1084 They told me that they were offended by your sheepish grin. 1.3649 0.05176 148 106 30 12
1085 I think they're on to us, I told you we shouldn't have gone with the wool blend. 1.3649 0.05176 148 106 30 12
1086 Now is not the time to cry wolf. 1.3649 0.05265 148 107 28 13
1087 The sheeple have spoken, sir. 1.3649 0.05265 148 107 28 13
1088 Your suit, foreign wool, really? 1.3649 0.03732 148 107 34 7
1089 They do outnumber us, but I'd like to pursue our legal challenges before conceding. 1.3649 0.04808 148 102 38 8
1090 Yes, they all want to sue Donald for sexual harassment! 1.3649 0.05265 148 107 28 13
1091 I think the sheep just hit the fan 1.3649 0.05176 148 106 30 12
1092 You know, Big Bad, I'm starting to think it's time to head for the hills. 1.3649 0.05351 148 108 26 14
1093 Personally, I think this whole “Me Too” thing will blow over soon. 1.3649 0.05176 148 106 30 12
1094 That’s my base. 1.3649 0.05087 148 105 32 11
1095 Just tell them I would never pull the wool over their eyes. 1.3649 0.04712 148 101 40 7
1096 We’re clearly outnumbered – I say we let them unionize. 1.3649 0.04808 148 102 38 8
1097 They say you have to stop busting their chops. 1.3649 0.05176 148 106 30 12
1098 Don’t look know, but I think it’s an All You Can Eat Buffet! 1.3649 0.05087 148 105 32 11
1099 You can fool some of ewes some of the time 1.3649 0.04996 148 104 34 10
1100 Uh oh. Looks like we're flocked. 1.3649 0.05176 148 106 30 12
1101 You said, "This is sheep's clothing. Mingle," you said. 1.3649 0.04808 148 102 38 8
1102 Just tell them herd immunity’s gotta kick in by 2022. 1.3649 0.05351 148 108 26 14
1103 I think you better concede sir 1.3649 0.04996 148 104 34 10
1104 If you get nervous,just picture them naked. 1.3649 0.05265 148 107 28 13
1105 You know,Vinny,sometimes I think you’re stupid. Wool suits are not sheep’s clothing. 1.3649 0.04712 148 106 32 10
1106 We were doing just fine in sheep's clothing but, no, you had to have a more corporate look. 1.3649 0.05087 148 105 32 11
1107 They can be mad as hell but we'll just shear them again, and again, and again. 1.3649 0.05351 148 108 26 14
1108 I guess they' won't go for yet another recount. 1.3649 0.04996 148 104 34 10
1109 “Don’t look now but it’s the GOP .” 1.3649 0.05520 148 110 22 16
1110 Geez-- I was only joking about naming our new farming venture "all ewe can eat. 1.3649 0.04808 148 102 38 8
1111 How in hell can I know which one is Wolf Blitzer? 1.3649 0.05265 148 107 28 13
1112 Apparently, they’re demanding a re-count... 1.3649 0.04996 148 104 34 10
1113 I suggest you concede. 1.3649 0.04903 148 103 36 9
1114 Easy, they will follow me anywhere! I’ll just pretend to be Trump. 1.3649 0.05176 148 105 30 12
1115 Letting them unionize was a mistake... 1.3649 0.04808 148 102 38 8
1116 They prefer not to be called sheeple. 1.3649 0.04712 148 101 40 7
1117 Look, just tell them we're lowering their taxes and putting a wolf on every corner... you, know, for their protection. They'll buy it. 1.3649 0.05265 148 107 28 13
1118 Just ignore them, the new guy will deal with them 1.3649 0.04996 148 104 34 10
1119 Relax, they’re our guys in sheep’s clothes. 1.3649 0.05176 148 106 30 12
1120 Just demand a recount and they‘ll fall asleep. 1.3649 0.04996 148 104 34 10
1121 Let’s just tell them Covid is a Democratic hoax. They’ll believe anything. 1.3649 0.05351 148 108 26 14
1122 They’d like you to actually concede. 1.3649 0.04996 148 103 34 10
1123 We could just eat them. 1.3649 0.05176 148 106 30 12
1124 I have a plan. Let’s tell them we will ‘Make the Prairie Great Again!’ 1.3642 0.04744 151 104 39 8
1125 Run. 1.3630 0.05132 146 104 31 11
1126 I’ve tried being nice. Just last week I brought one of lambs home for dinner. 1.3630 0.05488 146 108 23 15
1127 I simply asked them if they like my mutton chops. 1.3630 0.05039 146 103 33 10
1128 They all voted - now what? 1.3630 0.04945 146 102 35 9
1129 I told you we should have gone with polyester suits. 1.3630 0.05313 146 106 27 13
1130 Looks like a Gandhi-style protest to me....and he won! 1.3630 0.05223 146 105 29 12
1131 Mitch says he's not going to concede. The party line is "We Won!" 1.3630 0.05223 146 105 29 12
1132 I know they’re sheep, but can we pull the wool over ALL of their eyes? 1.3630 0.05132 146 104 31 11
1133 Uh-oh. I feel like a sheepish wolf in clothing. 1.3630 0.04945 146 102 35 9
1134 Look, we're predators. Formal arbitration won't work. 1.3630 0.04750 146 100 39 7
1135 There have been some mixed reactions to our "feed the wolves" campaign. 1.3630 0.04945 146 102 35 9
1136 I think they're on to us. Should we tell them we're from the government and just want to help? 1.3630 0.04945 146 102 35 9
1137 Tell them I may be big, but I'm not bad. 1.3630 0.05039 146 103 33 10
1138 Wait, wait, are they still looking? 1.3630 0.05132 146 104 31 11
1139 I told you the 99% were not happy 1.3630 0.05132 146 104 31 11
1140 We tried to pull the wool over their eyes. Now what? 1.3630 0.05132 146 103 31 10
1141 It was at this moment they found out that no matter how famous you are, you can’t just “grab them by the wool”. 1.3630 0.05313 146 106 27 13
1142 Ok Mr. President, we’ve gotten them to believe there was widespread election fraud. What’s next? 1.3630 0.05313 146 106 27 13
1143 I may have insomnia 1.3630 0.04750 146 100 39 7
1144 Alright, Rudy, let’s get out of here 1.3624 0.05014 149 113 21 15
1145 When you really think about it, who cares what they think? 1.3611 0.05179 144 103 30 11
1146 I’m beginning to think your constituents feel that you’re not representing their best interests. 1.3611 0.05363 144 105 26 13
1147 Bad news, sir - they just figured out ‘trickle down’ economics. 1.3611 0.05628 144 108 20 16
1148 Hey, it's been four years since they've had to think for themselves. They're just mad they don't get to go to prison with you. 1.3605 0.05283 147 107 27 13
1149 Time for a concession speech.” 1.3592 0.04829 142 98 37 7
1150 Looks like you won't get another four years. 1.3592 0.05130 142 101 31 10
1151 I too equated sheep's clothing with a wool suit 1.3592 0.05321 142 103 27 12
1152 The thrill of the chase was apparently one-sided 1.3592 0.05321 142 103 27 12
1153 Well, we could eat one, and see what happens. 1.3592 0.05130 142 101 31 10
1154 Tell them their tender feelings are on the top of our menu... er, agenda. 1.3592 0.05321 142 103 27 12
1155 As your lawyer, I recommend getting the flock out of here. 1.3592 0.05031 142 100 33 9
1156 It’s shear madness, man. 1.3592 0.05031 142 100 33 9
1157 I told you to tuck your tail in. Now they're on to us! 1.3592 0.05226 142 102 29 11
1158 I’m still not tired. Tell them to jump the gate again 1.3592 0.04981 142 102 30 10
1159 It's great they all watch Fox news 1.3592 0.05226 142 102 29 11
1160 I believe we have riled up our base! 1.3592 0.04777 142 105 26 11
1161 You have a spot of mint jelly on your tie. 1.3592 0.05414 142 104 25 13
1162 They think we fleeced them. 1.3592 0.05031 142 100 33 9
1163 Herd immunity? No, looks like shear madness to me. 1.3592 0.05321 142 103 27 12
1164 Quite frankly, we're flocked. 1.3592 0.04931 142 104 27 11
1165 Let’s just vilify the black sheep until the flock forgets that we’re the predators. 1.3592 0.05130 142 101 31 10
1166 they refuse to accept the new shepherd 1.3592 0.05226 142 102 29 11
1167 It used to be relaxing. Now they're "woke". 1.3592 0.05031 142 100 33 9
1168 Since when do sheep count? 1.3592 0.05031 142 100 33 9
1169 Between the two of us, we could fleece this crowd. 1.3592 0.05226 142 102 29 11
1170 I've told them over and over again that we're wearing polyester. So what's their problem? 1.3592 0.04931 142 99 35 8
1171 I told you not to allow them to organize. 1.3592 0.05130 142 101 31 10
1172 I couldn't get to sleep last night. 1.3592 0.05130 142 101 31 10
1173 I don't get it. They keep baaing, "Me, t'ewe". 1.3592 0.05031 142 100 33 9
1174 They think there's safety in numbers, but they're wrong. 1.3592 0.05226 142 102 29 11
1175 We’re vastly outnumbered, and besides, I’m not very hungry 1.3592 0.04829 142 98 37 7
1176 Apparently these sheeple are not as gullible as we were lead to believe. 1.3592 0.04931 142 99 35 8
1177 I didn’t think they’d follow us this far. 1.3592 0.04931 142 99 35 8
1178 If we had an electoral college this majority wouldn't have mattered. 1.3592 0.05274 142 105 24 13
1179 They say they have no recollection of promising one to the little boy who lives down the lane 1.3592 0.04829 142 98 37 7
1180 So, tell’em you were just kidding about fleecing them for the holidays. 1.3592 0.05595 142 106 21 15
1181 Just fire the lead sheep and promote the one that supports today's conspiracy theory with the most enthusiasm. 1.3592 0.05414 142 104 25 13
1182 Seems as if they’ll be revolting against Fox News now... 1.3592 0.05414 142 104 25 13
1183 How do we tell them that the only real hoax was when we convinced them everything was a hoax? 1.3592 0.05226 142 102 29 11
1184 Is it the suit? 1.3592 0.05414 142 104 25 13
1185 Going forward, let's skip the "my little lamb chop" endearment. 1.3586 0.05055 145 103 32 10
1186 They’re questioning whether management represents their interests. 1.3571 0.05371 140 102 26 12
1187 Let's just hope they're wolves in sheep's clothing" 1.3571 0.05176 140 100 30 10
1188 Frankly, it's fake ewes. 1.3571 0.05176 140 100 30 10
1189 When the boss told us sheep's clothing would fool them, I thought he meant a wool suit. 1.3571 0.04974 140 98 34 8
1190 They're angry because they've suddenly lost their dream job. 1.3571 0.05275 140 101 28 11
1191 President Trump, your supporters are angry about the election and are waiting to be told what to do. 1.3571 0.05651 140 105 20 15
1192 This is going to be a tough crowd to fleece. 1.3571 0.05176 140 100 30 10
1193 I thought this was sheep's clothing. 1.3571 0.05076 140 99 32 9
1194 Apparently I ate one of their friends. 1.3571 0.05371 140 102 26 12
1195 What do you mean people can't sleep? 1.3571 0.05559 140 104 22 14
1196 Relax, they’re just wolves in sheep’s clothing. 1.3571 0.05466 140 103 24 13
1197 It’s called “herd impunity”. 1.3571 0.05176 140 100 30 10
1198 You ate the missing one? 1.3571 0.05176 140 100 30 10
1199 Yes, I see now that "to bear arms" has several meanings. 1.3571 0.05176 140 100 30 10
1200 I wouldn't use any sleep aids tonight. 1.3571 0.05559 140 104 22 14
1201 Apparently they were all fleeced by the Wolf of Wool Street. 1.3571 0.05176 140 100 30 10
1202 So... You think we’re busted? 1.3571 0.04974 140 98 34 8
1203 I don’t think they’re buying the herd immunity approach 1.3571 0.05275 140 101 28 11
1204 Ewenionize?! I think not. 1.3571 0.05176 140 100 30 10
1205 Should have gone for lamb's wool instead of shark skin... 1.3571 0.05275 140 100 28 11
1206 Do you think they know this suit is linen, not wool? 1.3571 0.04654 140 95 40 5
1207 To hold the Senate we just need to keep duping all those rural White voters. 1.3571 0.05466 140 103 24 13
1208 OK, I give up how many? 1.3571 0.05466 140 103 24 13
1209 I don't know if 'I have a bone to pick with some of you' was the best way to phrase it. 1.3571 0.05371 140 102 26 12
1210 You still think it's good we gave up our sheep's clothing? 1.3571 0.05371 140 102 26 12
1211 This looks baad. 1.3571 0.05466 140 103 24 12
1212 They've made the mistake of thinking this is a democracy. 1.3571 0.05076 140 99 32 9
1213 We have a credibility problem. 1.3571 0.05076 140 99 32 9
1214 It's not my fault the stores are all out of sheep's clothing. 1.3571 0.05176 140 100 30 10
1215 The Republican Congressional caucus wants to know what to do next. 1.3571 0.05076 140 99 32 9
1216 When I said no amount of sheep standing on their hind legs would make me settle, I meant it. 1.3571 0.04974 140 98 34 8
1217 Trump, stop pulling the wool over my eyes. You lost the election! 1.3571 0.05830 140 107 16 17
1218 The union's demands are bordering on shear madness. 1.3571 0.05275 140 101 28 11
1219 They said no recount. 1.3571 0.05371 140 102 25 12
1220 They’re only mad because we look better in wool than they do. 1.3571 0.05275 140 101 28 11
1221 We should split up. 1.3571 0.05371 140 102 26 12
1222 Now you see how my idea of wearing sheep’s clothing was the superior one? 1.3571 0.05371 140 102 26 12
1223 I don’t think moving to New Zealand is an option Dave. 1.3571 0.04709 140 103 27 10
1224 Apparently they're mad about the results but let's face it: who could count sheep and not fall asleep? 1.3571 0.04869 140 97 36 7
1225 I told them they are no longer employees, but independent contractors. Shearing is on their own dime now. 1.3571 0.05371 140 102 26 12
1226 I think you should concede; They've moved to arms akimbo. 1.3551 0.05122 138 98 31 9
1227 We should have gone with a wool blend. 1.3551 0.04911 138 96 35 7
1228 No, I don't know who gave each of them a copy of Marx. 1.3551 0.05423 138 101 25 12
1229 I’d cry wolf, but I think we’re outnumbered. 1.3551 0.05224 138 99 29 10
1230 It's no use, they've formed a union. 1.3551 0.05018 138 97 33 8
1231 It seems they're not getting the respect they deserve. 1.3551 0.04802 138 95 37 6
1232 No more cloning. 1.3551 0.05122 138 98 31 9
1233 They're waiting for Trump's next order 1.3551 0.05018 138 97 33 8
1234 Please tell me these suits aren't @$!#*% wool. 1.3551 0.05122 138 98 31 9
1235 They want overtime until the inauguration. No one is sleeping. 1.3551 0.05520 138 102 23 13
1236 At least, we have the Electoral College. 1.3551 0.05325 138 100 27 11
1237 They want to know when they get their red MAGA hats. 1.3551 0.05615 138 103 21 14
1238 I tried to explain, it’s not sheep’s clothing, it’s wool. 1.3551 0.05018 138 97 33 8
1239 They've been jumping all night. Now they want a recount. 1.3551 0.05423 138 106 17 15
1240 They think that Little Bo Peep is getting too much money. 1.3551 0.05122 138 98 31 9
1241 Tell them they'll be fine. Herd immunity! 1.3551 0.05122 138 98 31 9
1242 I told you a wool suit wasn’t the same thing! 1.3551 0.04577 138 93 41 4
1243 The uniforms are perfect! I think they're ready. 1.3551 0.05708 138 104 19 15
1244 These are our deplorables; they’re easy to herd and easily convinced you’re a sheep in wolf’s clothing 1.3551 0.05520 138 97 23 13
1245 Bad news. Class action suit 1.3551 0.05224 138 99 29 10
1246 you’re claiming a miscount? 1.3551 0.05122 138 98 31 9
1247 If you count the black sheep, I easily win 1.3551 0.05122 138 98 31 9
1248 Don't worry. Now there's plenty of wool to pull over their eyes. 1.3551 0.05423 138 101 25 12
1249 Oh, crap. They developed class consciousness. 1.3551 0.04802 138 95 37 6
1250 Sir, I sense an ever so slightly growing dissatisfaction with our leadership... 1.3551 0.04911 138 96 35 7
1251 They claim there’s more of them than us, but how can we know without a certified recount? 1.3551 0.05423 138 101 25 12
1252 Well it’s no Four Seasons Total Landscaping. 1.3551 0.05708 138 104 19 15
1253 I shouldn’t have ordered a recount. 1.3551 0.05615 138 103 21 14
1254 Sorry, but they all want to speak to the manager. 1.3551 0.05018 138 96 33 7
1255 Do you get the sense we don't belong here? 1.3529 0.05376 136 99 26 11
1256 I think they figured it out. 1.3529 0.05376 136 99 26 11
1257 Looks like they're standing up for themselves. 1.3529 0.05274 136 98 28 10
1258 ...and in what world does that pass as sheep's clothing? 1.3529 0.05063 136 96 32 8
1259 No pulling the wool over their eyes this time. 1.3529 0.05376 136 99 26 11
1260 Whatever you do, don't start to count them. That's how we got to this situation. 1.3529 0.05274 136 98 28 10
1261 I was warned. They've been listening to EWE-ANON. 1.3529 0.05169 136 97 30 9
1262 Perhaps we give Bo Peep a call. 1.3529 0.05063 136 96 32 8
1263 LOOK AT THEIR SMILES, THEY LOVE ME. YOU WOULDN’T BELIVE HOW MUCH THEY LOVE ME. I’M THE MOST LOVED WOLF IN HISTORY. BY A LOT 1.3529 0.05476 136 100 24 12
1264 At least we have succeeded with goal alignment 1.3507 0.05428 134 98 25 11
1265 DON'T WORRY, THEIR BAAAA IS WORSE THAN THEIR BITE. 1.3507 0.04884 134 93 35 6
1266 Bad news. They've achieved herd impunity. 1.3507 0.05631 134 100 21 13
1267 Sheep in wolf loathing. 1.3507 0.05531 134 99 23 12
1268 You SHOULD have wised up after the chicken coop coup, but NO! 1.3507 0.05428 134 98 25 11
1269 I told you they’d notice. 1.3507 0.05271 134 99 24 11
1270 Not bad! They voted for us after all. 1.3507 0.05324 134 97 27 10
1271 They don’t understand that alternative facts really means we’re lying. 1.3507 0.05217 134 96 29 9
1272 Maybe we shouldn’t have laid off the dogs. 1.3507 0.05109 134 95 31 8
1273 We got them to vote for Trump, now what? 1.3507 0.05428 134 98 25 11
1274 What the hell are we going to do with all this food? 1.3507 0.05163 134 98 26 10
1275 I simply said, I hope you're not fleecing me. 1.3507 0.05730 134 101 19 14
1276 My sheep’s clothing was in the wash... 1.3507 0.04998 134 94 33 7
1277 Wait until I tell Mary about this. 1.3507 0.04998 134 94 33 7
1278 So, what’s our strategy here? 1.3507 0.05324 134 97 27 10
1279 Okay, so maybe the wool suits aren’t working as expected. 1.3507 0.05324 134 97 27 10
1280 They aren’t buying it. They said counting is something they are very familiar with. Now what? 1.3507 0.05324 134 97 27 10
1281 Well, this doesn’t look like the Four Seasons... 1.3507 0.05531 134 99 23 12
1282 What a nightmare! Countless sheep. 1.3507 0.05428 134 98 25 11
1283 Well, I never thought we’d be the ones looking sheepish. 1.3507 0.04998 134 94 33 7
1284 They seem to be demanding a recount. 1.3507 0.05531 134 99 23 12
1285 I really wish we didn't quit blowing down houses. 1.3485 0.04927 132 92 34 6
1286 We only have more cases of Mad Sheep disease because we counted them. 1.3485 0.05482 132 97 24 11
1287 I told you to wear the polyester suit." 1.3485 0.05376 132 96 26 10
1288 This time, it seems the polls were right... 1.3485 0.05376 132 96 26 10
1289 Now what did you do to piss them off? 1.3485 0.05689 132 99 20 13
1290 Outnumbered but never outfoxed.” 1.3485 0.05376 132 96 26 10
1291 I told you taking away their kids and putting them in cages was not a good idea. 1.3485 0.05587 132 98 22 12
1292 Do you think they know they've been fleeced? 1.3485 0.05689 132 99 20 13
1293 Lost count. Couldn't sleep. 1.3485 0.05376 132 95 25 9
1294 I warned you this could happen if they stopped watching Fox News and switched to Wolf Blitzer. 1.3485 0.05156 132 94 30 8
1295 Mad sheep disease? 1.3485 0.05482 132 97 24 11
1296 I don't think these wool suits are fooling anyone. 1.3485 0.05156 132 94 30 8
1297 See? I told you we overdressed. 1.3485 0.05376 132 96 26 10
1298 Tell them that the part went to Meryl Streep. 1.3485 0.05482 132 97 24 11
1299 Looks like they’ve formed a damn Union again! 1.3485 0.05376 132 96 26 10
1300 Sorry, I thought I would save us a few bucks by going with the wool blend 1.3485 0.05267 132 95 28 9
1301 They've outfoxed us. 1.3485 0.03224 132 100 26 6
1302 Ewe can never trust a wolf in chic clothing. 1.3485 0.04868 132 99 23 10
1303 I don't know...but the odds seem to be against us this time. 1.3485 0.05376 132 96 26 10
1304 Why don't you just concede the election? 1.3485 0.04927 132 92 34 6
1305 Sorry, I didn't want to come dressed like a cliche' 1.3485 0.05587 132 98 22 12
1306 Sir, it may be time to concede. 1.3485 0.05790 132 100 18 14
1307 Didn’t I say it would be bad idea for you to order the lamb at the kickoff dinner? 1.3485 0.05376 132 96 26 10
1308 Just put on your Trump mask and the Republicans will follow you anywhere.... 1.3485 0.05482 132 97 24 11
1309 They finally figured out you were fleecing them. 1.3485 0.05482 132 97 24 11
1310 ''Did you happen to notice the one in the middle smiling ?'' 1.3485 0.05156 132 94 30 8
1311 It all started with some comment about wool being sheep's clothing. 1.3485 0.05156 132 94 30 8
1312 Vaccines for us. Herd immunity for the herd. Perfect! 1.3485 0.05156 132 94 30 8
1313 For heaven's sake will you take a sleeping pill. This insomnia is getting out of hand. 1.3485 0.05376 132 96 26 10
1314 Don't underestimate the power of #EweToo. 1.3485 0.05482 132 97 24 11
1315 Are you flocking kidding??? 1.3485 0.05376 132 96 26 10
1316 First the pigs, now the sheep! 1.3485 0.05267 132 95 28 9
1317 I'm sorry Mr. President. They have the votes. 1.3485 0.05689 132 99 20 13
1318 It’s over, Larry. They’re on to us. 1.3485 0.05482 132 97 24 11
1319 We got them this far, they were ready to sign, and then YOU had to bring up branding. 1.3485 0.05156 132 94 30 8
1320 I told you, when sheep organize, be afraid, be very afraid. 1.3485 0.05587 132 98 22 12
1321 It's probably one of those Me Too Things! 1.3485 0.05376 132 96 26 10
1322 The shear holders demand an official count by morning 1.3485 0.05267 132 95 28 9
1323 They're saying they look ridiculous and the outfit itches. 1.3485 0.05267 132 95 28 9
1324 I don’t care how it feels. When we’re here, it’s polyester. 1.3485 0.05376 132 96 26 10
1325 You know, one of the keys to effective team building is to never eat a member of the team. 1.3485 0.05376 132 96 26 10
1326 This Dolly they seek...was she about 36" tall, and tasty? 1.3485 0.05156 132 94 30 8
1327 Well - you are the one who wanted to be the ‘’Wolf of Wall Street’ 1.3485 0.05267 132 95 28 9
1328 No way they're moving until you confirm the shepherd boy's story. 1.3485 0.04927 132 92 34 6
1329 HR said they're pretty upset about our CEO eating the accounting department. 1.3485 0.05587 132 98 22 12
1330 Ok, they found out mutton isn’t dog - how do we spin this? 1.3485 0.05376 132 96 26 10
1331 My plan was to have them keep counting each other until they fell asleep. 1.3485 0.05267 132 95 28 9
1332 Sheep persisted 1.3485 0.05482 132 97 24 11
1333 So, the election results are in... 1.3485 0.05267 132 95 28 9
1334 #Me T'ewe! 1.3485 0.05043 132 98 24 10
1335 we will, we will, flock you. 1.3485 0.05376 132 96 26 10
1336 It doesn’t matter how many times I recount them. I still can’t sleep 1.3485 0.04497 132 91 37 4
1337 Uh looks like they've got the numbers. The recount didn't change anything. 1.3485 0.05376 132 96 26 10
1338 We’ll be fine sir, pull the wool over their eyes like always 1.3485 0.05376 132 96 26 10
1339 They’re on to us Fred, they know one is missing. 1.3485 0.05267 132 95 28 9
1340 Fleeced?! I think not, I paid good money for this suit. 1.3485 0.05043 132 93 32 7
1341 What do you mean you’ve unionized them? 1.3485 0.05482 132 97 24 11
1342 Sir, they are here for the recount. 1.3485 0.04927 132 102 18 12
1343 Just spoke to them. It’s baaaaaaad. 1.3485 0.05376 132 96 26 10
1344 Maybe calling the opposing party “sheep” wasn’t a good campaign strategy... 1.3485 0.05156 132 94 30 8
1345 Being part of the 1% isn’t what it used to be. 1.3462 0.05318 130 94 27 9
1346 Please try not to 'Lick your Chops' . 1.3462 0.05204 130 93 29 8
1347 Maybe the mint jelly on your lapel? 1.3459 0.05447 133 98 24 11
1348 First of all, we didn't eat enough of them to flip the vote ... 1.3435 0.05284 131 95 27 9
1349 Do they see the irony in demanding better healthcare from us? 1.3435 0.04939 131 92 33 6
1350 Looks like they are refusing to be sheep. 1.3435 0.05284 131 95 27 9
1351 I can see how counting them would put humans to sleep 1.3435 0.05501 131 97 23 11
1352 Right about now I’d prefer to be a wolf in sheep’s clothing 1.3435 0.05171 131 94 29 8
1353 They claim we aren't representing the people. 1.3435 0.05394 131 96 25 10
1354 This is the real definition of Lamination. 1.3435 0.05171 131 94 29 8
1355 Are you getting sleepy too? 1.3435 0.05284 131 95 27 9
1356 I think we should've gone with tweed. 1.3435 0.05056 131 93 31 7
1357 Let's rethink this. 1.3435 0.05284 131 95 27 9
1358 should we tell them we lost? 1.3435 0.05501 131 97 23 11
1359 Well, I feel sheepish 1.3435 0.05171 131 94 29 8
1360 Rudy, I hate to ask. But could YOU tell the minions? 1.3435 0.05607 131 98 21 12
1361 It's a brilliant undercover operation, Mr President. The GOP is proud to serve you". 1.3435 0.05813 131 100 17 14
1362 It's a new generation. You can't just bark orders and expect them to follow. 1.3435 0.05501 131 97 23 11
1363 When I referred to sheep’s clothing, I did not envision wool suits. 1.3435 0.05171 131 94 29 8
1364 We promised them greener pastures and a vaccine. Lucy Wang, Los Angeles, CA 1.3435 0.05171 131 94 29 8
1365 Don't look at me – the shepherd let them unionize. 1.3435 0.05394 131 96 25 10
1366 So it turns out they don’t like being fleeced. 1.3435 0.04632 131 97 26 8
1367 The words " sheeple" and "herd mentality" kind of set them off. 1.3435 0.05284 131 95 27 9
1368 All I said was that these cloning experiments may be getting out of hand. 1.3435 0.05711 131 99 19 13
1369 They're asking for tighter regulations to prevent identity theft. 1.3435 0.05607 131 98 21 12
1370 Yup,they're still there and not looking any happier. 1.3435 0.05501 131 97 23 11
1371 We may be sly but they've got the numbers. Let's eat out tonight. 1.3435 0.05056 131 93 31 7
1372 Next time you tell me to show up in my wool suit, could you be a little more specific? 1.3435 0.05501 131 97 23 11
1373 Yeah, fine, you were right. Sheep's clothing would have gone over better. 1.3435 0.05056 131 93 31 7
1374 I told you we shouldn’t let them ewe-nionize! 1.3435 0.05171 131 94 29 8
1375 Is that cashmere or merino? 1.3435 0.05056 131 93 31 7
1376 Based on their demeanor it appears that herd immunity has been a flocking failure 1.3435 0.05607 131 98 21 12
1377 Remember: we're retired corporate sheep from the city, and we're fixing up the old mill. 1.3435 0.05284 131 95 27 9
1378 They've formed a ewenion. They demand the right to collectively baaargain. 1.3435 0.05501 131 97 23 11
1379 They say "We are not sheeple", whatever that means. 1.3435 0.05284 131 95 27 9
1380 They feel that we're fleecing them. 1.3435 0.05501 131 97 23 11
1381 I don't know what you did Warren, but you sure pissed off a lot of sheep. 1.3435 0.05056 131 93 31 7
1382 Well, MINE is 100% wool. Yours?" 1.3435 0.05555 131 100 18 13
1383 They want to know what happened to the shepherd! 1.3435 0.05171 131 94 29 8
1384 I’m not sure we can pull the wool over their eyes this time. 1.3435 0.05284 131 95 27 9
1385 The shear odds are against us. 1.3435 0.05394 131 96 25 10
1386 OK, tell me again; you promised ALL of them what?!! 1.3435 0.05284 131 95 27 9
1387 You can't outright say you're going to eat them. Instead, talk about trickle down Economics. 1.3435 0.05284 131 95 27 9
1388 They don't trust lawyers, either. 1.3435 0.04939 131 92 33 6
1389 They don't think you are a good choice for union representative. 1.3435 0.05171 131 94 29 8
1390 They have strength in num-baaaahs I suppose. 1.3435 0.05501 131 97 23 11
1391 So I told them, fresh grass is for closers only. 1.3435 0.05394 131 96 25 10
1392 I guess four years was their breaking point. 1.3435 0.05607 131 98 21 12
1393 They’re all afraid we’re going to fleece them, in plain daylight. 1.3435 0.05501 131 97 23 11
1394 Tell them they don't have to stand up to be counted! 1.3435 0.05171 131 94 29 8
1395 What if we just started counting? 1.3435 0.05056 131 93 31 7
1396 Honestly, I thought they'd be easier to persuade. 1.3435 0.05171 131 94 29 8
1397 Perhaps "a wolf in sheep's clothing" doesn't mean these splendid wool suits? 1.3435 0.05171 131 94 29 8
1398 Okay, so how do we go about findingthe other one of us dressed like one of them? 1.3435 0.04819 131 91 35 5
1399 You did warn them that all investments involve the risk of being eaten. 1.3435 0.05171 131 94 29 8
1400 They said they'd be willing to support you but only if you talk about how cows are ruining America. 1.3435 0.05607 131 98 21 12
1401 Not an easy target group... they have been fleeced before! 1.3435 0.05171 131 94 29 8
1402 They're organized, and they're angry! We have to give in to some of these demands, or mark my words, this thing will resolve itself in a muttony 1.3435 0.05813 131 100 17 14
1403 I knew it was a bad idea to wear our wool suits. 1.3435 0.05394 131 96 25 10
1404 Nothing's been the same since Sheep Lives Matter 1.3435 0.05056 131 93 31 7
1405 They say you've fleeced them before. 1.3435 0.05171 131 94 29 8
1406 Their union rep. says they're mad as hell and they're not going to be eaten anymore. 1.3435 0.05284 131 95 27 9
1407 Your tail was a dead giveaway. 1.3435 0.05607 131 98 21 12
1408 They were already angry. I'm just getting them to focus. 1.3435 0.04939 131 92 33 6
1409 They know we’ve been pulling the wool over their eyes. 1.3435 0.05284 131 95 27 9
1410 I was sure our agent said they were looking for a wolf in cheap clothing. 1.3435 0.05711 131 99 19 13
1411 The Counting Committee would like to have a word with MAGA. 1.3435 0.05284 131 94 26 9
1412 Maybe we should get the flock out of here. 1.3435 0.05171 131 94 29 8
1413 Yep, it looks scary, but let's not jump to conclusions: Fox News is sayin' we're all good--and they have all the data." 1.3435 0.05284 131 95 27 9
1414 Well, not a good time to be wolves in sheep's clothing. 1.3435 0.05171 131 94 29 8
1415 Ya know Lou, real wolves don't concern themselves with the opinions of sheep" 1.3435 0.05056 131 93 31 7
1416 :The big bad wolf doesn’t concern itself with the opinion of sheep. 1.3435 0.05284 131 95 27 9
1417 No worries, they’re vegetarians 1.3435 0.05171 131 94 29 8
1418 Things are about to get woolly. 1.3435 0.05056 131 93 31 7
1419 They want us to huff and puff and blow him out of the White House 1.3435 0.05284 131 92 25 9
1420 WTF, there no social distancing being followed here! 1.3435 0.05501 131 97 23 11
1421 Mint jelly or Au Jus? 1.3435 0.05501 131 97 23 11
1422 Just pretend you can't see them 1.3435 0.05056 131 93 31 7
1423 Did they really expect us to show up in sheep's clothing? 1.3435 0.05056 131 92 31 7
1424 I gather the proposal for a Sheep Dog and Wolf merger doesn't sit well with the shareholders. 1.3435 0.05056 131 93 31 7
1425 They don’t like the comment you made about mint sauce on their Facebook page 1.3435 0.05394 131 96 25 10
1426 Bob, I think we need to get the flock out of here 1.3435 0.05394 131 96 25 10
1427 I think it might be time to bust out the camoflauge 1.3435 0.05501 131 97 23 11
1428 So what were you saying about voting on what's for dinner? 1.3435 0.05171 131 94 29 8
1429 Sir, it looks like they have developed herd immunity. 1.3435 0.05394 131 96 25 10
1430 Let’s just stick with cotton and polyester. 1.3411 0.04983 129 91 32 6
1431 I think they heard you call them the buffet. 1.3411 0.05557 129 96 22 11
1432 I don't think we can stay awake for a recount. 1.3411 0.05335 129 94 26 9
1433 I've got a feeling this flock is baaaaaaaad news. 1.3411 0.05665 129 97 20 12
1434 Baa, Baa, Baa! It's just the same old complaints. 1.3411 0.05665 129 97 20 12
1435 Well, they did take a meeting with some chick in a red hood and 3 small pigs. 1.3411 0.05103 129 92 30 7
1436 Maybe we shouldn't lead with the part about eating them. 1.3411 0.05557 129 96 22 11
1437 The polyester blend might have been a mistake 1.3411 0.05447 129 95 24 10
1438 Your hyperactive tail speaks louder than your soothing words. 1.3411 0.05220 129 93 28 8
1439 Did you explain to them that 'lamb chop' should be taken as a term of endearment? 1.3411 0.05220 129 93 28 8
1440 The ewes are wearing suffragette white. I think it's time we listen to them. 1.3411 0.05220 129 93 28 8
1441 “They’ve heard you’re planning to fleece them.” 1.3411 0.05447 129 95 24 10
1442 I knew there would be hell to pay for the Bo Peep incident. 1.3411 0.05103 129 92 30 7
1443 Yes, I know they are upset, they were promised wolves in sheep clothing. 1.3411 0.05447 129 95 24 10
1444 Tell them this walking on two legs thing will be over before they know it. Like I've been saying all along, it's a hoax. We're rounding the corner. We'll be back on all fours like no one has ever seen before. It will be unbelievable--like miracle. 1.3411 0.05335 129 94 26 9
1445 They want to pursue a class action against some dog. 1.3411 0.05220 129 92 28 8
1446 When I said, 'get some sheep's clothing, I didn't mean wool suits" 1.3411 0.04797 129 97 23 9
1447 They've unionized. The mint jelly CEOs will be furious. 1.3411 0.05557 129 96 22 11
1448 Pulling the wool over their eyes apparently didn't work! 1.3411 0.04983 129 91 32 6
1449 They know a wolf in chic clothing when they see one. 1.3411 0.05557 129 96 22 11
1450 They want life insurance. 1.3411 0.05220 129 93 28 8
1451 When I asked you to get them all together, I didn't mean that they should unionize. 1.3411 0.05103 129 92 30 7
1452 I know you meant it as a compliment, but really - "Those coats make you look fat"? What were you thinking? 1.3411 0.05665 129 97 20 12
1453 Who am I to disabuse sheep of the notion that they will be able to defend themselves if they have the right to bare arms? 1.3411 0.05335 129 94 26 9
1454 Your insomnia is causing problems. 1.3411 0.05220 129 93 28 8
1455 Who knew that wool suits wouldn't pass for "sheep's clothing"? 1.3411 0.05557 129 96 22 11
1456 Yeah, I'm not sure how many lawsuits we are going to end up with.......I keep counting them and falling asleep. 1.3411 0.05665 129 97 20 12
1457 Tell me again why you posted yourself in sheep's clothing on Twitter? 1.3411 0.05220 129 93 28 8
1458 Look, you're just going to have to lay off the cross-dressing thing - it's bad for business. 1.3411 0.05220 129 93 28 8
1459 Didn't you say "Wear wool"? 1.3411 0.05220 129 93 28 8
1460 I don't think democracy is going to work for us. 1.3411 0.05335 129 94 26 9
1461 Not sure they are buying the herd immunity thing. 1.3411 0.05335 129 94 26 9
1462 Perhaps we should consider a peaceful transition! 1.3411 0.05103 129 92 30 7
1463 I don't think the suit and tie is fooling them. 1.3411 0.04983 129 91 32 6
1464 What do you think, Mike? Are they onto us? 1.3411 0.05335 129 94 26 9
1465 They said they're tired of being fleeced. 1.3411 0.05665 129 97 20 12
1466 Well, you were right. They do follow me on Twitter... 1.3411 0.05447 129 95 24 10
1467 I told you to get the polyester suit. Now you’re just a wolf in sheep’s clothing. 1.3411 0.05220 129 93 28 8
1468 Don't take their complaints one at a time. It will put you to sleep. 1.3411 0.05220 129 93 28 8
1469 The only option we have left is to pull the wool over their eyes 1.3411 0.05103 129 92 30 7
1470 It's not my fault. I'm an insomniac. 1.3411 0.04983 129 91 32 6
1471 These wool suits didn't quite do the trick, did they? 1.3411 0.05103 129 92 30 7
1472 Let them eat grass! 1.3411 0.05447 129 95 24 10
1473 No, we can't just huff and puff and blow them all down. That's a totally different fairy tale. 1.3411 0.05220 129 93 28 8
1474 You see the problem is that they formed a union. 1.3411 0.05557 129 96 22 11
1475 Yes, that's right. The new sleeping pill is 90% effective. 1.3411 0.05557 129 96 22 11
1476 It's microfiber, why? 1.3411 0.05447 129 95 24 10
1477 Yes, they look angry, but they are not getting their donations back. 1.3411 0.04983 129 91 32 6
1478 They want their sleeves back. 1.3411 0.05557 129 96 22 11
1479 Not to worry. They are all wolves. 1.3411 0.05771 129 98 18 13
1480 Jim, I thought your polls had us up 12 points among rural whites. 1.3411 0.05447 129 95 24 10
1481 IF ANYONE ASKS, WE'RE SHEEP DOGS. 1.3411 0.05103 129 92 30 7
1482 And of course I get confused. Don’t they all look alike in the dark? 1.3411 0.05335 129 94 26 9
1483 Should have gone with camel hair. 1.3411 0.05335 129 94 26 9
1484 I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot one of them and not lose any followers. 1.3411 0.05335 129 94 26 9
1485 So when did they start trusting the boy who cried wolf again? 1.3411 0.04859 129 90 34 5
1486 Blame somebody for something, quick. 1.3411 0.05220 129 93 28 8
1487 I tried huffing... and I tried puffing... I’m out I ideas 1.3411 0.04859 129 88 34 5
1488 We’re going to need a diversion. 1.3411 0.05447 129 95 24 10
1489 You told them we were dogs? Again? 1.3411 0.05220 129 93 28 8
1490 Do I have something in my teeth? 1.3411 0.05335 129 94 26 9
1491 There’s only so long we can pull the wool over their eyes 1.3411 0.05557 129 96 22 11
1492 I am worried. Those liberals don’t look very sheepish” 1.3411 0.05335 129 94 26 9
1493 It doesn't matter if they all voted. I'm not moving out. 1.3411 0.05771 129 98 18 13
1494 We need to give them something to cheer about and lose attention. Let's legalize green grass in some places 1.3411 0.05557 129 96 22 11
1495 I told you we should try to blend in. 1.3386 0.05387 127 93 25 9
1496 They say, "Sheep's lives matter". 1.3386 0.05387 127 93 25 9
1497 I warned you not to eat Mary. 1.3386 0.05270 127 92 27 8
1498 Wear the wool suit you said. 1.3386 0.05502 127 94 23 10
1499 They say it's against Union Rules to eat ANY of them… 1.3386 0.05387 127 93 25 9
1500 Don't be nervous, that's just the herd mentality. 1.3386 0.05270 127 92 27 8
1501 We could just blame the Chinese and the new synthetic fabrics hitting the market. 1.3386 0.05150 127 91 29 7
1502 Just tell them you’re cutting their taxes. 1.3386 0.05270 127 92 27 8
1503 Look, their position is: ‘Want the outfit? Join the union.’ 1.3386 0.05387 127 93 25 9
1504 What?! What?! What’s wrong with asking them if anyone had any mint sauce? 1.3386 0.05270 127 92 27 8
1505 Now that the brainwashing is wearing off, I think we may be in trouble Don. 1.3386 0.05387 127 93 25 9
1506 Not to worry - I've already filed a motion to dismiss the vote count. 1.3386 0.03987 127 95 26 6
1507 I told you they’d be angry we moved the polling location. 1.3386 0.05387 127 93 25 9
1508 They want to know how you sleep at night. 1.3386 0.05387 127 93 25 9
1509 So,what's so bad about a Nation of Sheep? 1.3386 0.05270 127 92 27 8
1510 I know they outnumber us,but we have the Electoral College. 1.3386 0.05614 127 95 21 11
1511 I think you had better concede. 1.3386 0.05270 127 92 27 8
1512 They want to know where all the black sheep are. 1.3386 0.05387 127 93 25 9
1513 They insist they're being fleeced! 1.3386 0.05150 127 91 29 7
1514 We let them know our campaign slogan is "better suits, never stews!" 1.3386 0.05387 127 93 25 9
1515 But I don't want to be a wolf in sheep's clothing. 1.3386 0.05387 127 93 25 9
1516 I think it's just a PR problem. 1.3386 0.04901 127 89 33 5
1517 Trying to pull the wool over their eyes may have been a mistake. 1.3386 0.05502 127 94 23 10
1518 Just tell them it’s smartwool 1.3386 0.05270 127 92 27 8
1519 I told you these wool suits would not fool them one bit 1.3386 0.05150 127 91 29 7
1520 Concede 1.3386 0.05387 127 93 25 9
1521 Sir, the suits aren’t fooling them anymore 1.3386 0.05150 127 91 29 7
1522 They’re demanding that we open the hair salons. 1.3386 0.05150 127 91 29 7
1523 I don’t think they trust Fox News. 1.3386 0.05725 127 96 19 12
1524 Trust me–when you’re a wolf, they let you do it. 1.3386 0.05270 127 91 27 8
1525 ...our research shows that they actually have their own wool over their eyes...” @johnkinnan 1.3386 0.05270 127 92 27 8
1526 Democracy in waiting 1.3386 0.05614 127 95 21 11
1527 We forgot about Casual Friday 1.3386 0.05614 127 95 21 11
1528 Over time I would like to have them all over for dinner. 1.3360 0.05199 125 90 28 7
1529 You've been made. Might as well burn your sheep's clothing. 1.3360 0.05441 125 92 24 9
1530 livestock options were a bad idea. 1.3360 0.05558 125 93 22 10
1531 I still say worsted looks better than sheared 1.3360 0.05321 125 91 26 8
1532 Your coat isn't made of wool, is it? 1.3360 0.05073 125 89 30 6
1533 What if we offer each of them a nice wool sweater? 1.3360 0.05558 125 92 22 10
1534 The guy from Men's Wearhouse said we could fit in anywhere in these Italian wool suits... He guaranteed it! 1.3360 0.05441 125 92 24 9
1535 Cashmere, actually... 1.3360 0.05199 125 90 28 7
1536 Say whatever you want, anything but the truth. 1.3360 0.05558 125 93 22 10
1537 Have them count themselves and maybe they’ll go to sleep. 1.3360 0.05441 125 92 24 9
1538 I told you Trump would throw us under the bus by taking us off the endangered species list! 1.3360 0.05673 125 94 20 11
1539 I keep telling them they're polyester, but they don't seem to be buying it. 1.3360 0.05073 125 89 30 6
1540 You better apologize! There is nothing worse than - The silent treatment of the lambs 1.3360 0.05673 125 94 20 11
1541 They say your suit is synthetic 1.3360 0.05441 125 92 24 9
1542 And then I says, "Little Bo Peep won't be back for a while". 1.3360 0.05321 125 91 26 8
1543 Yeah but we still have two US Senators 1.3360 0.05321 125 91 26 8
1544 Appeal to their cultural grievances first. Then we eat them and blame the black sheep. 1.3360 0.05199 125 90 28 7
1545 I don't understand how they recognize us - you're sure these suits are 100% wool? 1.3360 0.05441 125 92 24 9
1546 It’s time for you to apologize for the Little Red Riding affair or we’re in big trouble 1.3360 0.05073 125 89 30 6
1547 678 sheep... I think it's time for a sedative. 1.3360 0.04391 125 94 24 7
1548 you see, they love me 1.3360 0.05673 125 94 20 11
1549 I have one of our people embedded in their flock, but I can't tell which one he is. He's wearing sheep's clothing. 1.3360 0.05441 125 92 24 9
1550 Do you think they know it’s blended wool? 1.3360 0.04812 125 92 26 7
1551 First, let’s try and work with them and if that doesn’t work we can just eat ‘em. 1.3360 0.05321 125 91 25 8
1552 So, don't turn around, but we may have a problem. 1.3360 0.05199 125 90 28 7
1553 We need a border collie on our side 1.3360 0.05073 125 89 30 6
1554 Okay! Now what?? 1.3360 0.05673 125 94 20 11
1555 Sir, we may be outnumbered. 1.3360 0.05321 125 91 26 8
1556 Clearly, the reference to "sacrificial lamb" in your speech was a big mistake. 1.3360 0.05199 125 90 28 7
1557 Well, it appears the sheep union thinks that they may be fleeced. Honestly I'm afraid they may have out foxed us this time! 1.3360 0.05321 125 91 26 8
1558 Careful, they are not wearing masks. 1.3360 0.05321 125 91 26 8
1559 I told you it would go better if you came in sheep’s clothing! 1.3360 0.05199 125 90 28 7
1560 I told you a wool suit isn't what sheep's clothing means. 1.3360 0.05673 125 94 20 11
1561 I understand there are 170 million of them. 1.3360 0.05321 125 91 26 8
1562 Does the name Custer ring a bell? 1.3360 0.05673 125 94 20 11
1563 Don't worry, they'll follow us, they're sheep. 1.3360 0.05673 125 94 20 11
1564 They are upset because they believed you when you said that Covid was a hoax. 1.3360 0.05558 125 93 22 10
1565 Umm, yeah, in retrospect, I probably should have said the grass is 'usually' greener on the other side. 1.3360 0.04464 125 92 27 6
1566 I told you we should’ve worn wool suits. 1.3360 0.05009 125 91 27 7
1567 Um.... I think one of them is your lawyer 1.3360 0.05199 125 90 28 7
1568 I expressly warned you, "Zipper in front." 1.3360 0.05441 125 92 24 9
1569 They say the sheepdog is the only ambulance-chaser they need. 1.3360 0.05558 125 93 22 10
1570 And when you’re a star, they let you do it...grab ‘em by the lamb chop. 1.3360 0.05558 125 93 22 10
1571 No worries. They're all fake ewes. 1.3360 0.05673 125 94 20 11
1572 I didn't know sheep had a queen. I was hungry. 1.3360 0.05786 125 95 18 12
1573 Don’t blame me. I told you not to dress like a lawyer. 1.3360 0.05073 125 89 30 6
1574 It was just one lamb chop. Sheesh! 1.3360 0.05073 125 89 30 6
1575 I guess a wool blend won't cut it. 1.3360 0.05558 125 93 22 10
1576 Pst. I think they figured out they control the means of production. 1.3360 0.05441 125 92 24 9
1577 Why did you have to bring up mint jelly? 1.3360 0.05558 125 93 22 10
1578 I shouldn't have worn wool. 1.3360 0.04944 125 88 32 5
1579 Gerrymandering has really helped our party retain control of Congress. 1.3360 0.05321 125 91 26 8
1580 When I said, "Sheep's cloting," I didn't mean wool suits. 1.3360 0.05199 125 90 28 7
1581 I made the mistake of calling them WOLVES in sheep's clothimg. 1.3360 0.04536 125 90 30 5
1582 We should’ve worn cotton. 1.3360 0.05199 125 90 28 7
1583 Do you think they have the votes? 1.3360 0.05199 125 90 28 7
1584 We shouldn't have taught them how to read. 1.3360 0.05558 125 93 22 10
1585 I think that the switch to polyester suits has really upset them 1.3360 0.05558 125 93 22 10
1586 The boss is demanding a recount 1.3360 0.05073 125 89 30 6
1587 What the flock is their problem this time? 1.3360 0.05673 125 94 20 11
1588 Don't get me wrong, we look great...but I'm beginning to think the Sheep's clothing was less conspicuous. 1.3360 0.05073 125 89 30 6
1589 They're not buying that we're the wolves of wall street. 1.3360 0.05199 125 90 28 7
1590 I knew we should've gone with the polyester suits. 1.3360 0.05558 125 93 22 10
1591 Look, You can’t blame them. You ate their cousin. 1.3360 0.05199 125 90 28 7
1592 Don’t worry, it will be over by the time you count them all 1.3360 0.05199 125 90 28 7
1593 Sir, this voter fraud idea isn’t working 1.3360 0.05073 125 94 22 9
1594 Is this the ‘herd mentality’ you were talking about? 1.3360 0.05321 125 91 26 8
1595 Baaaad news, sir. They know they got fleeced. 1.3360 0.05673 125 94 20 11
1596 Do you think they’re mad these coats are wool? 1.3360 0.05199 125 90 28 7
1597 Have you tried huffing and puffing? 1.3360 0.05199 125 90 28 7
1598 You think they’ll buy it if we say we’re vegan now 1.3360 0.05321 125 91 26 8
1599 Scranton vs. Park Avenue 1.3360 0.05199 125 90 28 7
1600 I thought you ordered the pizza! 1.3360 0.05199 125 90 28 7
1601 Now they're demanding to be counted. 1.3360 0.05321 125 91 26 8
1602 As your attorney, I highly advise you to apologize for herding their feelings. 1.3360 0.05558 125 93 22 10
1603 This is bringing a whole new meaning to the word sheepish. 1.3360 0.04536 125 90 30 5
1604 Who’s the hangry wolf now? 1.3360 0.05673 125 94 20 11
1605 Lets tell them we’re still counting the votes. 1.3360 0.05321 125 91 26 8
1606 I know how it looks but they voted for me! 1.3360 0.05073 125 89 29 6
1607 Don’t care, not conceding. 1.3360 0.05441 125 92 24 9
1608 Voters in sheep’s clothing - that counts as fraud right? 1.3360 0.05441 125 92 24 9
1609 They're mad that we called Arizona for Biden" 1.3360 0.05558 125 93 22 10
1610 Who’s gonna tell them another lockdown is coming? 1.3360 0.05199 125 90 28 7
1611 I tried calling the shepherd but he's not answering. 1.3359 0.05116 128 92 29 7
1612 Are you sure you herd them correctly? They don't seem to think so. 1.3333 0.05374 123 90 25 8
1613 Put yourself in their clothing. 1.3333 0.05374 123 90 25 8
1614 They want to know where is the wolf in sheep’s clothing 1.3333 0.05496 123 91 23 9
1615 Not a black sheep among them. 1.3333 0.04988 123 87 31 5
1616 The sheepdog sold them out for a can of tennis balls. 1.3333 0.05496 123 91 23 9
1617 It was a lot easier to get corporate to follow us blindly. 1.3333 0.05496 123 91 23 9
1618 There's a Karen here to see you, sir. 1.3333 0.05521 126 94 22 10
1619 Actually, I'm feeling a bit sheepish myself in this suit. 1.3333 0.04852 123 86 33 4
1620 Why can't they just be okay with the system the way it's always been? 1.3333 0.05496 123 90 23 9
1621 If I were you, I'd get the flock out. 1.3333 0.05616 123 92 21 10
1622 Never underestimate the power of white pantsuits. 1.3333 0.05849 123 94 17 12
1623 I don't believe we can pull the wool over their eyes. 1.3333 0.05374 123 90 25 8
1624 Obviously, I misheard you. Being wolves in chic clothing is less than helpful. 1.3333 0.05054 123 90 26 7
1625 You're right, Bill - we're totally flocked. 1.3333 0.05374 123 90 25 8
1626 I told you we should wear sheep’s clothing. 1.3333 0.05374 123 90 25 8
1627 I still think we can pull the wool over their eyes. 1.3333 0.05120 123 88 29 6
1628 Fleece be with you. 1.3333 0.05496 123 91 23 9
1629 Turns out they want to be "heard", not "herd". 1.3333 0.05616 123 92 21 10
1630 I thought this was a right-to-work pasture. 1.3333 0.05120 123 88 29 6
1631 I think our covers been blown, they know we are the wolves of Wallstreet 1.3333 0.05496 123 91 23 9
1632 Usually they're much less hostile to predatory capitalism. 1.3333 0.05374 123 90 25 8
1633 Worsted was a bad idea. 1.3333 0.05120 123 88 29 6
1634 We need to get the flock out of here. 1.3333 0.05496 123 91 23 9
1635 The guy in the Brooks Brothers shop said it would be fine - he said that sheep's clothing was so last century ... 1.3333 0.05616 123 92 21 10
1636 They don't even bother to wear our clothes anymore... 1.3333 0.05374 123 90 25 8
1637 I told you "wear sheep's clothing," but no, you insisted on suits. 1.3333 0.04852 123 86 33 4
1638 It appears human clothing may be an even worse disguise. 1.3333 0.04642 123 92 24 7
1639 Let’s hope they are all wolves in sheep’s clothing. 1.3333 0.05248 123 89 27 7
1640 I told you they would ask what the suits were made of... 1.3333 0.05374 123 90 25 8
1641 The won’t deal unless we are wearing American wool! 1.3333 0.05374 123 90 25 8
1642 I don't think we're fooling them. 1.3333 0.05374 123 90 25 8
1643 Tell them the suits are polyester and we're vegetarians." 1.3333 0.05374 123 90 25 8
1644 Our strategic acquisition program has generated some ill will in the masses. 1.3333 0.05184 123 96 16 11
1645 I understand their concern, but wool makes me itch all over. 1.3333 0.05374 123 90 25 8
1646 We better tell them the grass is greener over there NOW. 1.3333 0.05374 123 90 25 8
1647 Know where I can get some sheep's clothing? 1.3333 0.05496 123 91 23 9
1648 The sheep are waiting on their dear leader for what to do next 1.3333 0.05496 123 91 23 9
1649 I told you we should have gone with a poly blend, 1.3333 0.04852 123 86 33 4
1650 Are you sure one of them is our guy? 1.3333 0.05734 123 93 19 11
1651 we may have been better off choosing the linen suits. 1.3333 0.05248 123 89 27 7
1652 I'm beginning to think 100% wool was a bad idea. 1.3333 0.05616 123 92 21 10
1653 C'mon, call yourself a wolf? That's just one sheep voting against you 77,090,658 times 1.3333 0.05734 123 93 19 11
1654 She's pasture prime. It's funny, right? 1.3333 0.05616 123 92 21 10
1655 Smarty-pants border collies taught them how to organize and now I think they're onto us. 1.3333 0.05248 123 89 27 7
1656 We herd that." 1.3333 0.05248 123 89 27 7
1657 So do you still think cloning sheep is a good idea? 1.3333 0.05120 123 88 29 6
1658 Considering everything else, you wouldn't think the wool suits would be such a huge issue. 1.3333 0.05374 123 90 25 8
1659 They think you’re a turncoat. 1.3333 0.05374 123 90 25 8
1660 They are doubting the herd immunity promise 1.3333 0.05248 123 89 27 7
1661 I still can’t sleep. Let’s do a recount. 1.3333 0.05248 123 89 27 7
1662 So, I guess we are looking at a class action suit, huh? 1.3333 0.05616 123 92 21 10
1663 Their union boss says mutton is off the table. 1.3333 0.05248 123 89 27 7
1664 Dude, I think we seriously underestimated the #sheep -too movement. 1.3333 0.05374 123 90 25 8
1665 The Republicans told them they’d won. 1.3333 0.05616 123 92 21 10
1666 Recount 1.3333 0.05120 123 88 29 6
1667 Let’s get the flock outta here. 1.3333 0.05616 123 92 21 10
1668 Maybe if we just ignore them, they won't be able to pull the wool over our eyes. 1.3333 0.05374 123 90 25 8
1669 Tell them it’s sharkskin. 1.3333 0.05496 123 91 23 9
1670 It might look like we’re outnumbered, but we should really wait until the recount comes in. 1.3333 0.05616 123 92 21 10
1671 100% Merino, why? 1.3333 0.05435 123 93 20 10
1672 You tell them all the tickets to Trump’s rally are sold! 1.3333 0.05734 123 93 19 11
1673 Great. No problem getting to sleep tonight. 1.3333 0.05248 123 89 27 7
1674 I’m not trying to pull the wool over anyone’s eyes. 1.3333 0.05374 123 90 25 8
1675 I called the sheep whisperer. 1.3333 0.05496 123 91 23 9
1676 Don’t tell me you want another recount 1.3333 0.05734 123 93 19 11
1677 Sure they're organized, but do they know it was us? 1.3333 0.05248 123 88 27 7
1678 I can tell you this, morale has never been higher, they all hate you! 1.3333 0.05616 123 92 21 10
1679 Don't look now but the black sheep has gone missing. 1.3333 0.05734 123 93 19 11
1680 What it means is that they're contemplating the class action, and I'm wearing the suit. 1.3333 0.05734 123 93 19 11
1681 These sheeple only listen to Fox! 1.3333 0.05374 123 90 25 8
1682 Forget it. You can no longer pull the wool over their eyes. 1.3333 0.05616 123 92 21 10
1683 I told you not to buy wool suits. 1.3333 0.05120 123 88 29 6
1684 Perhaps "sheep's clothing" meant more than just wool... 1.3333 0.05248 123 89 27 7
1685 They want health insurance with blanket coverage 1.3333 0.04988 123 87 31 5
1686 I’ll give you fifty bucks to cry wolf. 1.3333 0.05496 123 91 23 9
1687 What do you mean we need a recount! 1.3333 0.05374 123 90 25 8
1688 I told you that if we wanted to appear in sheep's clothing we'd have to do better than wool suits. 1.3333 0.04783 123 93 22 8
1689 I think they've started to figure out who we are. 1.3333 0.05248 123 89 27 7
1690 Just our luck -- it's casual Friday. 1.3333 0.05496 123 91 23 9
1691 I think we have to gerrymander the fences for the next election. 1.3333 0.05120 123 87 29 6
1692 I think they're on to you, Mr. President. 1.3333 0.05496 123 91 23 9
1693 Yup. they've gone astray alright. 1.3333 0.05248 123 89 27 7
1694 I think you just lost your base. 1.3333 0.05374 123 90 25 8
1695 Yo,dude, do you think they're starting to see through the façade? 1.3333 0.05616 123 92 21 10
1696 Sir, the troops have asked me to tell you that they really don't like the new uniforms. 1.3333 0.05734 123 93 19 11
1697 I ‘m just grateful for the silence. 1.3333 0.05616 123 92 21 10
1698 These will be yummy. It's the protesters with the red hats that give me indigestion. 1.3333 0.05496 123 91 23 9
1699 They consider it cultural appropriation. 1.3333 0.05496 123 91 23 9
1700 They say wearing their clothing is cultural appropriation. 1.3333 0.05374 123 90 25 8
1701 I recommend we agree to a recount. 1.3333 0.05374 123 90 25 8
1702 Stop counting. We can’t afford to fall asleep with that many of them. 1.3333 0.05849 123 94 17 12
1703 I told you we would be the only ones wearing wool suits. 1.3333 0.04988 123 87 31 5
1704 We are treated so unfairly. They know it's mostly polyester. 1.3333 0.05616 123 92 21 10
1705 We'll tell them 'there's no way anyone is missing,' and demand a recount. 1.3333 0.05616 123 92 21 10
1706 Not sure what’s wrong with this group, sir- the field on the far right just let us pull the wool over their eyes. 1.3333 0.05374 123 90 25 8
1707 Ohhhh SHEEP'S clothing... 1.3333 0.05374 123 90 25 8
1708 More Facebook users find out they’re the product 1.3333 0.05616 123 92 21 10
1709 You were supposed to pull the wool OVER their eyes. 1.3333 0.05734 123 93 19 11
1710 I think they're catching on... 1.3333 0.05849 123 94 17 12
1711 I told you we should have worn white! 1.3333 0.05496 123 91 23 9
1712 They don’t look very sheepish, do they? 1.3333 0.05616 123 92 21 10
1713 They’re not too happy with our herd immunity approach. 1.3333 0.05248 123 89 27 7
1714 Are we sure they are sheep? 1.3333 0.05248 123 89 27 7
1715 Well, technically they were made from sheep’s clothing. . 1.3333 0.05248 123 89 27 7
1716 Sheep’s clothing next time. 1.3333 0.05120 123 88 29 6
1717 Darn, they’ve unionized here too 1.3333 0.05374 123 90 25 8
1718 Even I thought they would have figured it out by now... 1.3333 0.05184 123 90 24 8
1719 #MeatToo 1.3333 0.05849 123 94 17 12
1720 I thought you said muttony... 1.3333 0.05248 123 89 27 7
1721 If we count them all, will we ever wake up from the nightmare? 1.3333 0.05496 123 91 23 9
1722 „Let’s face it, clothing alone doesn’t do it anymore, now they want sheep‘s attitude.“ 1.3333 0.05120 123 88 29 6
1723 have you ever read animal farm?.. 1.3333 0.05374 123 90 25 8
1724 What can I say it’s herd mentality 1.3333 0.05496 123 91 23 9
1725 This is having an opposite effect on my insomnia. 1.3333 0.05374 123 90 25 8
1726 I thought you said herd immunity was a popular solution. 1.3333 0.05496 123 91 23 9
1727 Who taught them herd mentality? 1.3333 0.05616 123 92 21 10
1728 „Sir, maybe you should consider conceding.“ 1.3333 0.05616 123 92 21 10
1729 Come on Blitzer, it was the 60s, at a high school costume party. Wool face was acceptable back then. 1.3306 0.05458 124 92 23 9
1730 It’s not my job to deal with herd mentality. 1.3306 0.05428 121 89 24 8
1731 I'm gonna say the wool suits didn't go over as we'd hoped? 1.3306 0.05168 121 87 28 6
1732 Really? You thought wool suits was a good idea? 1.3306 0.05428 121 89 24 8
1733 I guess we didn't pull the wool over their eyes 1.3306 0.05428 121 89 24 8
1734 They can tell it’s a polyester blend. 1.3306 0.05428 121 89 24 8
1735 Look'n baahhhhhad for 2024! 1.3306 0.05168 121 80 25 5
1736 It would be wiser, under the circumstances, to raise the minimum wage. 1.3306 0.05299 121 88 26 7
1737 Something tells me we didn't to very well in the polls this election. 1.3306 0.05796 121 92 18 11
1738 This isn't what I meant when I said wool suits. 1.3306 0.05299 121 88 26 7
1739 You idiot! I said SHEEP suits, not SHARP suits. 1.3306 0.05428 121 89 24 8
1740 Okay, fine, you were right about business casual. 1.3306 0.05428 121 89 24 8
1741 They say you led them on. 1.3306 0.05676 121 91 20 10
1742 They're acting tough. But when you get to know them better they're really quite tender. 1.3306 0.05168 121 87 28 6
1743 where is that fence UNCLE DONALD promissed us for all those votes we ate? 1.3306 0.05299 121 88 26 7
1744 As the Senate Majority Leader, I can assure you that the Republicans are solidly behind you....again. 1.3306 0.05428 121 89 24 8
1745 Just tell them we are just sheep in wolves clothing They're just sheep, tell the lie enough they will believe it 1.3306 0.05553 121 90 22 9
1746 Personally, I think it's time you conceded that you lost this vote. 1.3306 0.05914 121 93 16 12
1747 Explain to them that our suits are made from alpaca and not Merino. That should soothe them. 1.3306 0.05168 121 87 28 6
1748 Fake news won't report it, but we're winning BIG with the sheep. 1.3306 0.05168 121 87 28 6
1749 I’m really not sure...I kept falling asleep. 1.3306 0.05796 121 92 18 11
1750 Evidently this is not what they mean by "Sheeps clothing" 1.3306 0.05168 121 87 28 6
1751 I'm not going to lie. It looks baaaaaaad. 1.3306 0.05299 121 88 26 7
1752 How's that cloning working out for ya, Bill? 1.3306 0.05914 121 93 16 12
1753 Me too — makes me feel sheepish... 1.3306 0.05796 121 92 18 11
1754 Looks like they've finally learned to stand up for themselves. 1.3306 0.05796 121 92 18 11
1755 Looks like they're on to you. 1.3306 0.05168 121 87 28 6
1756 Well it’s a cotton-wool blend, sir. 1.3306 0.05676 121 91 20 10
1757 What did you say these “cool” suits were made of again? 1.3306 0.05299 121 88 26 7
1758 You forgot to pull the wool over their eyes before you got them to stand up for you. 1.3306 0.05796 121 92 18 11
1759 Do you think they noticed? 1.3306 0.05796 121 92 18 11
1760 They say they're mad as hell, and they're not going to take it anymore. 1.3306 0.05428 121 89 24 8
1761 You really thought you could pull a wool-blend over their eyes? 1.3306 0.05033 121 91 22 8
1762 I just don't like the odds. 1.3306 0.04894 121 85 32 4
1763 Don’t worry, they’ll go along with it. 1.3306 0.05168 121 87 28 6
1764 I knew this was a bad spot for a rally; this county is more blewe than red! 1.3306 0.04529 121 90 25 6
1765 I tried to calculate your disapproval rate but I kept falling asleep. 1.3306 0.05553 121 90 22 9
1766 They think they have herd immunity. 1.3306 0.05428 121 89 24 8
1767 they really were wolves in sheeps clothing 1.3306 0.05796 121 92 18 11
1768 They all believed what you said, and now they're mad because they look like just a herd of sheep. 1.3306 0.05676 121 91 20 10
1769 If you count the legal votes, we easily win. 1.3306 0.05796 121 92 18 11
1770 Yes, Mr. President. I do believe you've gained their trust. 1.3306 0.05553 121 90 22 9
1771 I don't get it, Bro. We paid top dollar for these new wool suits, but for some reason they won't let us join their flock. 1.3306 0.05299 121 88 26 7
1772 Someone told them to beware of wolves in sharp clothing. 1.3306 0.05101 121 89 25 7
1773 I told you we should have worn 100% and not a wool blend. 1.3306 0.05676 121 91 20 10
1774 I knew we needed wool to blend in, I just didn’t know it was barnyard chic. 1.3306 0.05299 121 88 26 7
1775 It doesn't matter that the suits are Armani; the sheep's clothing was better 1.3306 0.05553 121 90 22 9
1776 Nothing unites an angry mob faster than a wolf in a polyester suit 1.3306 0.05428 121 89 24 8
1777 Guess we overdressed. 1.3306 0.05168 121 87 28 6
1778 We drove too hard a deal and they feel they got fleeced. 1.3306 0.05299 121 88 26 7
1779 we could make a killing on sweaters 1.3306 0.05428 121 89 24 8
1780 If you think they look angry angry today, wait until we really fleece them tomorrow. 1.3306 0.05553 121 90 22 9
1781 They want to know why you're wearing polyester. 1.3306 0.05676 121 91 20 10
1782 You know, their clothes are very itchy 1.3306 0.05299 121 88 26 7
1783 I think they figured out who the actual sheep are. 1.3306 0.05428 121 89 24 8
1784 Do you understand now why the company dress code specifically banned lamb skin loafers? 1.3306 0.05553 121 90 22 9
1785 I said The Four Seasons Hotel, not Four Seasons Farming Supplies 1.3306 0.05676 121 91 20 10
1786 Dont look at me, Im wearing silk. 1.3306 0.05796 121 92 18 11
1787 Sir, they’ve achieved herd mentality 1.3306 0.05428 121 89 24 8
1788 I think we have a situation here! 1.3306 0.05428 121 89 24 8
1789 how many did you count last night 1.3306 0.05553 121 90 22 9
1790 Listen, we should just admit we lost fair and square ! They seem angry. 1.3306 0.05299 121 88 26 7
1791 Do you think they've figured out what's best for us isn't best for them? 1.3306 0.05428 121 89 24 8
1792 They’re asking to see some ID. 1.3282 0.05018 131 95 29 7
1793 They say they want the right to self-shear. And they demand that someone called Lambchop is allowed to stop singing. 1.3277 0.05217 119 86 27 6
1794 They are saying something about losing Little Bo Beep . 1.3277 0.05352 119 87 25 7
1795 I say we go see the three little pigs. 1.3277 0.05352 119 86 25 7
1796 i just said wolf lives matter 1.3277 0.05483 119 88 23 8
1797 Maybe we shouldn't have agreed to redistricting. 1.3277 0.05217 119 86 27 6
1798 I swear, it was totally consensual! 1.3277 0.05612 119 89 21 9
1799 It's collective bargaining, sir. They're demanding overtime pay for sleep inducement. 1.3277 0.05483 119 88 23 8
1800 No old boy. The wager is you have to guess which one is the real sheep. 1.3277 0.05612 119 89 21 9
1801 Wait, they know you're a wolf, right? 1.3277 0.05737 119 90 19 10
1802 Well, Stan, they saw your college yearbook photo from when you dressed up as a sheep and now they’re calling for your resignation. 1.3277 0.05352 119 87 25 7
1803 I counted 157 before I fell asleep 1.3277 0.05217 119 86 27 6
1804 Ok, ok! I concede! 1.3248 0.05540 117 87 22 7
1805 I think they suspect something. 1.3248 0.05126 117 84 28 5
1806 I don’t know why they’re upset. We stole the election fair and square. 1.3248 0.06049 117 91 14 12
1807 I told you these wool suits wouldn't help us blend in. 1.3248 0.05126 117 84 28 5
1808 The Trump and Pence disguises fooled them for a little while. 1.3248 0.05540 117 87 22 8
1809 They’re down and they don’t want to be comforted. 1.3248 0.05800 117 89 18 10
1810 Let ‘em unionize,” you said 1.3248 0.05406 117 86 24 7
1811 Tell them that I have fired the shepherd to insure their protection 1.3248 0.05672 117 88 20 9
1812 Sir, they're saying you promised them they'd be 'released' not 're-fleeced'. 1.3248 0.05540 117 87 21 8
1813 It doesn't matter what we're wearing. Most of them will still follow us. 1.3248 0.05268 117 85 26 6
1814 All you can do is tuck in your tail, accept defeat, but I’m afraid you’re stuck with them 1.3248 0.05672 117 88 20 9
1815 They're not happy about not being allowed to socially distance. 1.3248 0.05540 117 87 22 8
1816 They ain’t accepting the news, should we change the narrative? 1.3248 0.05126 117 84 28 5
1817 Stop worrying. They don’t bite. 1.3248 0.05540 117 87 22 8
1818 I know they’re mad about the wool suits, but I feel good. 1.3248 0.05672 117 88 20 9
1819 Quick!! Pull the wool over your eyes! 1.3248 0.05672 117 88 20 9
1820 I miss the old days, before they unionized. 1.3248 0.05126 117 84 28 5
1821 I never knew how much they cared about that old “wolf in sheep’s clothing” cliché. 1.3248 0.04830 117 82 32 3
1822 “Well Harold, apparently they don’t like it when you tell them you're gonna pull the wool over their eyes. “ 1.3248 0.05268 117 85 26 6
1823 I think it’s our polyester suits... 1.3248 0.04348 117 84 30 3
1824 I told you we shouldn't have taken Animal Farm seriously" 1.3248 0.05540 117 87 22 8
1825 Have you ever thought of switching to poultry? 1.3248 0.05126 117 84 28 5
1826 Do you think we can convince them that we're sheep in wolves' clothing? 1.3248 0.05126 117 84 28 5
1827 Don't worry, we'll just say the grass will trickle down. Works every time! 1.3248 0.05406 117 86 24 7
1828 So, technically you’re right: Wool is ‘sheep’s clothing.’ But even so... 1.3248 0.05672 117 88 20 9
1829 I say we make a run for it. 1.3248 0.05406 117 86 24 7
1830 Nevada only counted half of these sheep before falling asleep. 1.3248 0.05540 117 87 22 8
1831 There are a lot of them. I tried counting but fell asleep. 1.3248 0.05268 117 85 26 6
1832 Things are a bit testy since I've become a spokesman for Ambien. 1.3248 0.05268 117 85 26 6
1833 It seemed like a pretty good disguise, at first. I think the shoes gave me away. 1.3248 0.05126 117 84 28 5
1834 Drop the suit, they figured it out again. 1.3248 0.05406 117 86 24 7
1835 We need a border collie or two. 1.3248 0.05672 117 88 20 9
1836 Looks like the serge suits aren't as convincing as the lambswool. 1.3248 0.05126 117 84 28 5
1837 I don't think we can hope for a silence of the lambs. 1.3248 0.05540 117 87 22 8
1838 He's called Sleepy Joe because he tried to count all of them. 1.3248 0.05268 117 85 26 6
1839 All the way here, they're like...who are you wearing? Just who are you wearing? 1.3248 0.05406 117 86 24 7
1840 Costumes look great--we'll just have to work on their body language. 1.3248 0.05540 117 87 22 8
1841 I told you we should have worn our masks. 1.3248 0.05406 117 86 24 7
1842 The shepherd enrolled the entire flock in an assertiveness training class. 1.3248 0.05126 117 84 28 5
1843 It sure gives new meaning to the term 'wool gathering.' 1.3248 0.05268 117 85 26 6
1844 Surely they can see the humor here? 1.3248 0.05540 117 87 22 8
1845 It might not be as effective, but it's certainly less itchy. 1.3248 0.05406 117 86 24 7
1846 „I believe they have finally learned to count“ 1.3248 0.05406 117 86 24 7
1847 Wolf 1: The Vaccine is useless to them. Wolf 2: Yes, but they dont know that. Go with the script! 1.3248 0.04980 117 83 30 4
1848 Sheep are sheep, don't give up, they'll eventually come around. 1.3248 0.04980 117 83 30 4
1849 I swear I wasn’t mansplaining. 1.3248 0.05540 117 87 22 8
1850 Remember those kids that got separated from their parents, under your administration, back in 2020? 1.3248 0.05672 117 88 20 9
1851 We can start eating them after Georgia Senate runoffs are over 1.3248 0.05268 117 85 26 6
1852 don’t worry, this is just the half that hate you. 1.3248 0.05800 117 89 18 10
1853 They want to know if the vaccine has been tested on animals... 1.3248 0.05268 117 85 26 6
1854 So do you think they’re really sheep or wolves in sheep’s clothing? 1.3248 0.05268 117 85 26 6
1855 They’re demanding a recount because whomever was counting them fell asleep on the job. 1.3248 0.05540 117 87 22 8
1856 ...they caught on, now what? 1.3248 0.05406 117 86 24 7
1857 We’ll just tell them we’re actually sheep but in wolf clothing 1.3248 0.05406 117 86 24 7
1858 I didn’t realize they took the dress code that seriously! 1.3248 0.05800 117 89 18 10
1859 Ok, what lies have you got ready? 1.3248 0.05926 117 90 16 11
1860 The silent majority 1.3248 0.05268 117 85 26 6
1861 We'll say, under our new plan, 99% of them don't have to get eaten. 1.3217 0.05319 115 84 25 6
1862 I think they're angry they haven't been finalists in the New Yorker cartoon caption contest. Especially number 730. 1.3217 0.05599 115 86 21 8
1863 It's not like they were thrilled when we were dressed in their clothing either. 1.3217 0.05319 115 84 25 6
1864 Well, yeah. You do need the women's vote but if you can't tell them apart then you really should not grab them to check and expect it to be a winning move. 1.3217 0.05599 115 86 21 8
1865 They claim we’re underpaying them for our sheep’s clothing. They’re tired of having the wool pulled over their eyes and being fleeced. 1.3217 0.05733 115 87 18 9
1866 Is it because we keep fleecing them? 1.3217 0.05865 115 88 17 10
1867 Tell them under our constitution the popular vote doesn't matter 1.3217 0.05461 115 85 23 7
1868 Where's Waldo? Who's Waldo? 1.3217 0.05865 115 88 17 10
1869 Why don't I start with the warm welcome and you can finish with the wool sweater and the lamb chop thing? 1.3217 0.05319 115 84 25 6
1870 I suspect they're on to us. 1.3217 0.05174 115 83 27 5
1871 This me-ewe movement doesn't look good for us 1.3217 0.05461 115 85 23 7
1872 Next time, maybe don’t lead by asking if anyone has some mint jelly. 1.3217 0.05599 115 86 21 8
1873 And they complained so much when we dressed like them 1.3217 0.05319 115 84 25 6
1874 Do you think they know we tried to fleece them of their savings? 1.3217 0.05319 115 84 25 6
1875 They want reparations. 1.3217 0.05319 115 84 25 6
1876 Ralph, I think we need to set up a meeting with HR... 1.3217 0.05865 115 88 17 10
1877 I told you we were overdressed. 1.3217 0.05319 115 84 25 6
1878 Wolfs of Wool Street 1.3217 0.05599 115 86 21 8
1879 Psst. You're tail is showing. 1.3217 0.05599 115 86 21 8
1880 I told you we should have worn sheep's clothing instead of Armani. 1.3217 0.05599 115 86 21 8
1881 Evolving into an upright position seems to have made us all suspicious of each others' intentions. 1.3217 0.05319 115 84 25 6
1882 Maybe they don't like us dressed up as lawyers. Let's ditch the suits. 1.3217 0.05319 115 84 25 6
1883 Dress for the job you want," they said. 1.3217 0.05319 115 84 25 6
1884 Just tell them to flock off. 1.3217 0.05733 115 87 19 9
1885 Ruling by fear doesn't work anymore. Be humble. Self-deprecate. Chase your tail for a minute. Maybe even catch it. 1.3217 0.05461 115 85 23 7
1886 I thought our man on the inside would solve this problem." 1.3217 0.05733 115 87 19 9
1887 Yeah, me too... I could have sworn he said "Veep's clothing." 1.3217 0.05599 115 86 21 8
1888 The mob said so. 1.3217 0.05599 115 86 21 8
1889 They just found out you represent Big Pharma sleep aids. 1.3217 0.05865 115 88 17 10
1890 I told you this would happen when we stopped wearing the sheep’s clothing. 1.3217 0.05461 115 85 23 7
1891 Sir, I don’t think they want to hear that black sheep lives matter 1.3217 0.05733 115 87 19 9
1892 Who are ewe lookin’ at? 1.3217 0.05733 115 87 19 9
1893 You're right - sheep's clothing would have been better. 1.3217 0.05599 115 86 21 8
1894 So much for thinking they wouldn't notice the suits we made out of the black one. 1.3217 0.05319 115 84 25 6
1895 Suddenly I feel a bit sheepish. 1.3217 0.05599 115 86 21 8
1896 I really think it’s time you conceded the election. 1.3217 0.05319 115 84 25 6
1897 Guess we shouldn't have eaten the sheep dog. 1.3217 0.05865 115 88 17 10
1898 I can always wear silk. 1.3217 0.05024 115 82 29 4
1899 I think they know. 1.3217 0.05461 115 85 23 7
1900 Operation 'Pull the Wool Over their Eyes' has failed. 1.3217 0.05865 115 88 17 10
1901 I'm going with howling and mutilating as forms of free speech. 1.3217 0.05461 115 85 23 7
1902 It appears that COVID work from home has allowed the sheep to fact check me before I fleeced them. 1.3217 0.05461 115 85 23 7
1903 I heard three pigs moved in down the street. Let's try that instead. 1.3217 0.05599 115 86 21 8
1904 Who knew sheep can count sheep? 1.3217 0.05733 115 87 19 9
1905 Where the hell is my sheep's clothing? 1.3217 0.05461 115 85 23 7
1906 I guess we'd better give them their recount. 1.3217 0.05024 115 82 29 4
1907 Yes, but consider the optics. 1.3217 0.05461 115 85 23 7
1908 ...and now, the whole flock hates me for choosing Dolly for my last dinner. 1.3217 0.05865 115 88 17 10
1909 The suits didn't work any better than wearing sheep's clothing 1.3217 0.05174 115 83 27 5
1910 I feel that they're about to break their silence. 1.3217 0.05319 115 84 25 6
1911 OK Mike. Looks like it's time to spin another yarn. 1.3217 0.05174 115 83 27 5
1912 They expected a wolf in sheep's clothing, not a suit from the Men's Warehouse. 1.3217 0.05994 115 89 15 11
1913 Just tell them in order to save the herd we will be doing a little downsizing tonight 1.3217 0.05174 115 83 27 5
1914 I think they’ve had enough of the big bad wolf. 1.3217 0.05461 115 85 23 7
1915 A class-action lawsuit against a wolf in sheep's clothing? I wouldn't touch it. 1.3217 0.05461 115 85 23 7
1916 It’s true that the line for the mens’ room is always much shorter. 1.3217 0.05319 115 84 25 6
1917 They feel that our predator-prey relationship has become toxic. 1.3217 0.05599 115 86 21 8
1918 Maybe we should have worn linen suits 1.3217 0.05174 115 83 27 5
1919 They want to know where we put the black sheep 1.3217 0.05599 115 86 21 8
1920 What happens when sheep no longer act like sheep? 1.3217 0.05599 115 86 21 8
1921 Apparently we’re wearing their clothing 1.3217 0.05319 115 84 25 6
1922 So I told em “ We gotta lick everybody but we only gonna eat a few of em...” that’s how herd immunity works right? 1.3217 0.05174 115 83 27 5
1923 Our polling results are way off 1.3217 0.05461 115 85 23 7
1924 Buy time - tell them we’re going to hold a press conference at the Four Seasons... 1.3217 0.05865 115 88 17 10
1925 I wouldn’t worry. Its not like they’re gonna eat us... 1.3217 0.05461 115 85 23 7
1926 You tried to assign each of them a number? They have names, man. 1.3217 0.05024 115 82 29 4
1927 Sir, I know you requested wool but the shear number of them is terrifying 1.3217 0.05599 115 86 21 8
1928 Mr Trump, the sheep are here for your counting lesson. 1.3217 0.05733 115 87 19 9
1929 Let's pretend that we're actually discussing and considering their problem 1.3217 0.05461 115 85 23 7
1930 You can’t start development on our land! It’s bad enough that you left the pigs with only one house! 1.3217 0.05174 115 83 27 5
1931 You’ve upset the #SheepLivesMatter crowd again. 1.3217 0.05174 115 83 27 5
1932 Republicans await their next catch phrase alluding to fraud and conspiracies 1.3190 0.05281 116 85 25 6
1933 So, how's your insomnia? 1.3186 0.04912 113 80 30 3
1934 They want their clothes back. 1.3186 0.05223 113 82 26 5
1935 Let’s say we just want some wool. 1.3186 0.04912 113 80 30 3
1936 The beauty of politics is they'll get hungry, forget about it, and go away. 1.3186 0.05223 113 82 26 5
1937 I guess when you offered to sell them lamb stock, they weren't imagining soup. 1.3186 0.05659 113 85 20 8
1938 Don't worry. We will win the Electoral College 1.3186 0.05070 113 81 28 4
1939 Do you think that they have any idea that they have us outnumbered? 1.3186 0.05070 113 81 28 4
1940 I told you we'd be fleeced! 1.3186 0.05147 113 82 22 6
1941 They're asking for a recount. 1.3186 0.05518 113 84 22 7
1942 That's not what the polls are saying 1.3186 0.05223 113 82 26 5
1943 You couldn't just take a sleeping pill? 1.3186 0.05797 113 86 18 9
1944 Trump lost! 1.3186 0.05070 113 81 28 4
1945 As your lawyer I have to say, ewe got big trouble. 1.3186 0.05932 113 87 16 10
1946 They're taking about organizing and at this point I think cutting one out for dinner is out. 1.3186 0.05373 113 83 24 6
1947 Do they only expect us to wear sheep's clothing? 1.3186 0.05659 113 85 20 8
1948 They've been upset ever since Susan Collins joined their caucus and gave them a bad name. 1.3186 0.05932 113 87 16 10
1949 It may be easier to just herd the cats. 1.3186 0.05373 113 83 24 6
1950 Every baa-lot needs to be counted 1.3186 0.05659 113 85 20 8
1951 Pictured: a casting call for Trump’s new news network 1.3186 0.05932 113 87 16 10
1952 I keep telling them Big Media, Big Tech and the Deep State are to blame for the election results, but they seem to be losing faith. 1.3186 0.05797 113 86 18 9
1953 I think they're part of the #ME Ewe movement. 1.3186 0.05518 113 84 22 7
1954 If they demand a recount, we’re in trouble. 1.3186 0.05373 113 83 24 6
1955 So much for herd immunity getting us out of this mess. 1.3186 0.04912 113 80 30 3
1956 As long as we cut taxes, they’ll forgive us. 1.3186 0.05373 113 83 24 6
1957 They said you bit them 1.3186 0.05373 113 83 24 6
1958 we’ll fall asleep during the recount too 1.3186 0.05373 113 83 24 6
1959 I told you I shouldn't have been disguised as a black sheep. 1.3186 0.05518 113 84 22 7
1960 Focus! Fox News will handle them. 1.3186 0.05373 113 83 24 6
1961 WE LOST, BY A LOT! 1.3186 0.05518 113 84 22 7
1962 What do you mean,we don’t know how to count? 1.3186 0.05797 113 86 18 9
1963 I’ve counted them all, but they just make me tired. 1.3153 0.05721 111 84 19 8
1964 They know a polyester blend when they see it. 1.3153 0.05721 111 84 19 8
1965 They've been counted. It's over for us. 1.3153 0.05721 111 84 19 8
1966 In hindsight, sheepskin might have been the wrong choice. 1.3153 0.05576 111 83 21 7
1967 Tell them the we're here from Wall Street to invest in wool futures. 1.3153 0.05427 111 81 23 6
1968 I suggest a recount.” 1.3153 0.05721 111 84 19 8
1969 Maybe campaigning on eating them alive wasn't the best strategy. 1.3153 0.05862 111 85 17 9
1970 Okay -- I'll check their voter i.d.'s; you'll do the shearing 1.3153 0.05721 111 84 19 8
1971 Great. NOW they want to vote. 1.3153 0.05721 111 84 19 8
1972 I told you we should have worn sheep's clothing. 1.3153 0.05274 111 81 25 5
1973 They herd that we're downsizing 1.3153 0.05116 111 80 27 4
1974 They want their little doggie back 1.3153 0.05576 111 83 21 7
1975 What Next, Boss? 1.3153 0.05427 111 82 23 6
1976 I must stress again the importance of the tail tuck! 1.3153 0.05274 111 81 25 5
1977 Let them form a union you said... 1.3153 0.05427 111 82 23 6
1978 You told them if they came with you, you’d give everyone a free four year education at Trump University? 1.3153 0.05576 111 83 21 7
1979 Look, I told you that IF you’re going to count them, you MIGHT have to do a recount. 1.3153 0.05862 111 85 17 9
1980 What if we try saying they only count when they reach the other side of the fence? 1.3153 0.05576 111 83 21 7
1981 Oh, I think they intend a very hostile takeover. 1.3153 0.05576 111 83 21 7
1982 They clearly don't want me to concede. 1.3153 0.06001 111 86 15 10
1983 I think we're wearing their friends. 1.3153 0.05427 111 82 23 6
1984 Wool suits...bad idea. 1.3153 0.06001 111 86 15 10
1985 How will we know which one is our undercover agent? 1.3153 0.05721 111 84 19 8
1986 Sure they're upset. Just tell them that you've been better for sheep than even Little Bo Peep. 1.3153 0.05721 111 84 19 8
1987 Nothing to worry about. It's just the Ewe Too Movement. 1.3153 0.05721 111 84 19 8
1988 I think it's time to try on one of their outfits again. You know, blend in. The presidential adviser look isn't working any more. 1.3153 0.05721 111 84 19 8
1989 I guess we didn't count them all. 1.3153 0.05427 111 82 23 6
1990 We've been voted off the pasture. 1.3153 0.05721 111 84 19 8
1991 As your lawyer, I'd say our catch-and-kill days are over. 1.3153 0.05721 111 84 19 8
1992 Mr. President, something is happening to your sheep. 1.3153 0.05576 111 83 21 7
1993 Try calling them "Fellow Americans" 1.3153 0.05274 111 81 25 5
1994 We lost the popular vote 1.3153 0.05427 111 82 23 6
1995 I guess they're on to us! 1.3153 0.05427 111 82 23 6
1996 I'll play good fox, you play bad fox. 1.3153 0.05427 111 82 23 6
1997 Sure I feel some group pressure, but I'm hungry. 1.3153 0.05576 111 83 21 7
1998 No , I said flock. 1.3153 0.05274 111 81 25 5
1999 Their first Union demand is to stop barking orders. 1.3153 0.04954 111 79 29 3
2000 Now that we have herd mentality, let's fleece them with herd immunity. 1.3153 0.05427 111 82 23 6
2001 Maybe it’s because we’re gay. 1.3153 0.06001 111 86 15 10
2002 They don’t look too happy. What does our guy on the inside say? 1.3153 0.05427 111 82 23 6
2003 It was the same with the fox and the hens. But, with a flurry of lawsuits to buy some time we can probably get by this initial reaction 1.3153 0.04870 111 86 18 7
2004 Where is a shepherd when you need one? 1.3153 0.05721 111 84 19 8
2005 Like I said, Jared, herd mentality works like a charm!! 1.3153 0.05721 111 84 19 8
2006 I’m pretty sure they know how to count, sir. 1.3153 0.05274 111 81 25 5
2007 We're ready for your recount, sir. 1.3153 0.05427 111 82 23 6
2008 Although these demands seem quite reasonable, they don't change the fact we are wolves and they are sheep. 1.3153 0.05576 111 83 21 7
2009 We will tell them we’re the new Shepherds in Town 1.3153 0.05427 111 82 23 6
2010 Mr. President, they’ve developed heard immunity, but not how you anticipated... 1.3153 0.05427 111 81 23 6
2011 We might have a class action on our hands 1.3153 0.05721 111 84 19 8
2012 I told you we should have stuck with the sheep's clothing 1.3130 0.05293 115 85 24 6
2013 Georgia, come on! 1.3130 0.05574 115 87 20 8
2014 They're pulling the wool over our eyes: I demand a recount. 1.3119 0.06071 109 85 14 10
2015 I’d say, at a minimum, we’ll have to provide profit shearing “ 1.3119 0.05483 109 81 22 6
2016 Yes, Being a carnivore means never having to say you're sorry. But how about just this once? 1.3119 0.05785 109 83 18 8
2017 I hate these union meetings. 1.3119 0.05483 109 81 22 6
2018 Shear negligence of this magnitude? Unherd! 1.3119 0.05930 109 84 16 9
2019 Ewe've been outed! 1.3119 0.05636 109 82 20 7
2020 We need more diversity. 1.3119 0.05636 109 82 20 7
2021 Republicans. What can I say? 1.3119 0.05483 109 81 22 6
2022 Let's face it -- it's hard to pull the wool over their eyes 1.3119 0.04997 109 78 28 3
2023 Who knew that impersonating Grandma would be such a big issue? 1.3119 0.05930 109 84 16 9
2024 When I suggested arbitration, they asked if we could count. 1.3119 0.05636 109 82 20 7
2025 No, I didn’t get the memo either! 1.3119 0.05636 109 82 20 7
2026 What do you mean? Masks were suggested but not required! 1.3119 0.05636 109 82 20 7
2027 I don't think I want ANY help from your team, Donald. 1.3119 0.05930 109 84 16 9
2028 I dont see them and if I dont see them I dont think we need to count them, so dont look. 1.3119 0.05483 109 81 22 6
2029 Something about a shear lack of confidence. 1.3119 0.06071 109 85 14 10
2030 Silly us, thinking we could pull the wool over their eyes. 1.3119 0.05930 109 84 16 9
2031 Of course they’re mad. What were you thinking parading around in their clothing? 1.3119 0.04997 109 78 28 3
2032 I think they're mad because our suits aren't wool. 1.3119 0.05326 109 80 24 5
2033 It looks like we'd better go back to sheep's clothing. 1.3119 0.05483 109 81 21 6
2034 I’m beginning to feel sheepish about this minority rule thing 1.3119 0.05636 109 82 20 7
2035 We may have to rethink the decision to move away from the sheep's clothing uniforms 1.3119 0.05636 109 82 20 7
2036 These guys are suing because some asshole took their dicks to make condoms. 1.3119 0.05785 109 83 18 8
2037 Someone told them not to put on their masks. 1.3119 0.05164 109 79 26 4
2038 I don’t think we will be able to stop them from unionizing. When I was trying to count them last night at bedtime they were boycotting the count saying they were not going to be lambs being led to the slaughter. 1.3119 0.05711 109 85 15 9
2039 I guess wool suits aren't popular with everyone. 1.3119 0.05326 109 80 24 5
2040 Perhpas choosing the wool-blend was a mistake? 1.3119 0.04997 109 77 28 3
2041 I don’t think they’re ready to be led to slaughter. 1.3119 0.05785 109 83 18 8
2042 Oof, more mail-in sheep than I was expecting. And they want change. 1.3119 0.05636 109 82 20 7
2043 Your psychiatrist may have a point, counting sheep has it's limitations.... 1.3119 0.05636 109 82 20 7
2044 So do you think we can get an impartial 12 jurors out of this pool? 1.3119 0.05636 109 82 20 7
2045 Every one of them is a liar. I would choose a much more attractive sheep if I were to do such a thing. 1.3119 0.05930 109 84 16 9
2046 That damn union organizer’s been here again. 1.3119 0.05483 109 81 22 6
2047 I think they're on to us. Let's go looking for some grandmothers. 1.3119 0.05785 109 83 18 8
2048 What can I say, Bob? It's a meat ewe movement. 1.3119 0.05483 109 81 22 6
2049 We’re going to need some serious huffing and puffing. 1.3119 0.05483 109 81 22 6
2050 I would like to wolf one of them down right now, but I’m feeling rather sheepish 1.3119 0.05483 109 81 22 6
2051 The Winners of the Free Cruise to New Zealand are here. [wink wink] 1.3119 0.05930 109 84 16 9
2052 Idiot! I said you needed to find a remedy for your SLEEP deprivation. 1.3119 0.05483 109 81 22 6
2053 The power of the sheeple 1.3119 0.05326 109 80 24 5
2054 No, I told you to *meet* their rep for lunch! 1.3119 0.05483 109 81 22 6
2055 Just tell 'em you'll run again in 2024. That'll make 'em happy. 1.3119 0.05326 109 80 24 5
2056 I think we chose the wrong clothing for this caper. 1.3119 0.05636 109 82 20 7
2057 What's their problem? We're not dressed in sheep's clothing. 1.3119 0.04997 109 78 28 3
2058 So I’m reading Helen of Troy and then it dawns on me... 1.3119 0.05483 109 81 22 6
2059 It makes me tired just thinking about how many of them there are let alone counting them! 1.3119 0.05636 109 82 20 7
2060 I told them about the Electoral College but they're just not buying it. 1.3119 0.05785 109 83 18 8
2061 They don't seem to be interested in negotiation. 1.3119 0.05785 109 83 18 8
2062 You try counting them 1.3119 0.05636 109 82 20 7
2063 Why, yes, it's 100% silk. 1.3119 0.05326 109 80 24 5
2064 They want to hold an election to decide what's for dinner! 1.3119 0.05930 109 84 16 9
2065 Don't worry, Sir. The court challenges and recounts will show that you actually won. 1.3119 0.05930 109 84 16 9
2066 We'd be less conspicuous if sheep appreciated a perfectly tailored, bespoke suit. 1.3119 0.05930 109 84 16 9
2067 I’ve got a mob of rams coming to be strikebreakers 1.3119 0.05930 109 84 16 9
2068 I think we've been spotted. 1.3119 0.05483 109 81 22 6
2069 The polls may have been slightly off on this one. 1.3119 0.05636 109 82 20 7
2070 Well George, you did eat 50 of them. 1.3119 0.05483 109 81 22 6
2071 I have no idea. It's mohair not wool. 1.3119 0.05785 109 83 18 8
2072 Let’s just tell them the goats took their jobs. 1.3119 0.04997 109 78 28 3
2073 They’re not leaving... 1.3119 0.05636 109 82 20 7
2074 Turns out “I’m going to eat you” is not a universally supported position. 1.3119 0.05636 109 82 20 7
2075 And where have they learned to swear? 1.3119 0.05785 109 83 18 8
2076 It’s too late to cry sheep now. 1.3119 0.05326 109 80 24 5
2077 Don’t give me that sheepish look Dave 1.3119 0.05636 109 82 20 7
2078 They're demanding a recount tonight. 1.3091 0.05285 110 81 24 5
2079 They’re demanding OT pay for every night in 2020.” 1.3091 0.05592 110 83 20 7
2080 This is baaaad.” 1.3091 0.05592 110 83 20 7
2081 They are upset because they heard you invested in wool futures. 1.3084 0.05379 107 79 23 5
2082 Yes, they might notice the tail. 1.3084 0.05379 107 79 23 5
2083 They’re smarter than I gave them credit for, Mike. 1.3084 0.05698 107 81 19 7
2084 If they can recognize us in these suits, I think the gig is up. 1.3084 0.05541 107 80 21 6
2085 I thought it would work, too, but they're not buying the wool suit. 1.3084 0.05128 107 79 22 5
2086 I told you they'd be onto wolves in chic clothing. 1.3084 0.05698 107 81 19 7
2087 Apparently, they can still spot a wolf in man’s clothing. 1.3084 0.05999 107 83 15 9
2088 Your base wants to be counted. 1.3084 0.05213 107 78 25 4
2089 I agree they should stand up and be counted, but I’ve fallen asleep three times already! 1.3084 0.05041 107 77 27 3
2090 It's working! They think we're from HR! 1.3084 0.05698 107 81 19 7
2091 I told you they wouldn't find us funny as sheep in wolves' clothing. 1.3084 0.05851 107 82 17 8
2092 I said 'sheep's clothing' not cheap suits! 1.3084 0.05698 107 81 19 7
2093 You and your big idea to try executive's clothing! 1.3084 0.05379 107 79 23 5
2094 I told them we're the new sheepherders, but I don't think they're buying it. 1.3084 0.05379 107 79 23 5
2095 Well I did say I was going to eat them. 1.3084 0.05851 107 82 17 8
2096 They say their mail-in ballots didn't get counted. Now the president sends you to question their patriotism. They're shearing mad! 1.3084 0.05851 107 82 17 8
2097 Yes,there are more of them. But they are naked and we have suits. 1.3084 0.05041 107 77 27 3
2098 Don't worry, they never stay angry. 1.3084 0.05379 107 79 23 5
2099 It turns out all you need to do is get them riled up against the shepherd, and they're yours. 1.3084 0.05541 107 79 20 6
2100 I guess a wool suit is not what they meant when they told us we should be in sheep's clothing to blend in. 1.3084 0.05698 107 81 19 7
2101 Heh, heh. You know there is a down side to Democracy. 1.3084 0.05851 107 82 17 8
2102 There MUST be a black sheep in there somewhere. 1.3084 0.05698 107 81 19 7
2103 Sheep do not like to get fleeced. 1.3084 0.05379 107 79 23 5
2104 Work was so much easier for us before they started pushing back with #EweToo.... 1.3084 0.05541 107 80 21 6
2105 Are you gonna tell them the election results or should I? 1.3084 0.05541 107 80 21 6
2106 Yes, in retrospect, even 5% polyester was a mistake. 1.3084 0.05698 107 81 19 7
2107 They aren't so upset about being eaten. They just don't like being called sheep. 1.3084 0.05851 107 82 17 8
2108 As your attorney, Mr. President, I advise you to concede. 1.3084 0.05851 107 82 17 8
2109 But I told them I counted them for the Census! 1.3084 0.05213 107 78 25 4
2110 Congratulations, Frank. Your ‘Educating the herd’ policy is a success...They’ve Googled the price of wool. 1.3084 0.05379 107 79 23 5
2111 Are you sure, they're gonna vote for you? They don't look like they're gonna vote for you. 1.3084 0.05541 107 80 21 6
2112 I worry my leadership style is too aggressive. 1.3084 0.05213 107 77 25 4
2113 Just a tip, they don't like being called Baaaaaaaaaby. 1.3084 0.05379 107 79 23 5
2114 They’re demanding to be herd. 1.3084 0.05698 107 81 19 7
2115 We will not pull the wool over you eyes.. I approve this message.. 1.3084 0.05379 107 79 23 5
2116 Just when you think the top of the food chain is untouchable, they decide to unionize! 1.3084 0.05379 107 79 23 5
2117 Tell them the liberals stole their votes, and they'll follow you anywhere. 1.3084 0.06286 107 85 11 11
2118 Our privilege is showing. 1.3084 0.05541 107 80 21 6
2119 Wolf in sheep's loathing. 1.3084 0.05698 107 81 19 7
2120 Tell them we herd them. 1.3084 0.05851 107 82 17 8
2121 I knew it was just a matter of time before they ewe-nionized. 1.3084 0.05213 107 78 25 4
2122 I guess we blew our cover. 1.3084 0.05541 107 80 21 6
2123 I'm nervous, Shep. This meet ewe movement is not going well for dogs like us. 1.3084 0.05999 107 83 15 9
2124 Apparently we borrowed some clothing that they would now like back. 1.3084 0.05698 107 81 19 7
2125 They call it the #SheepToo movement 1.3084 0.05851 107 82 17 8
2126 Um...They seem ungrateful about the Mutton Act...the policy of willingly sacrificing constituents to abolish the hunt...even though it's for THEIR own good. How fast can you run in that suit? 1.3084 0.05698 107 80 18 7
2127 They want to know what happened to the Boy Who Cried Wolf. 1.3084 0.05213 107 78 25 4
2128 You’re a controversial choice for Flock Leader but we’re sticking with our decision 1.3084 0.05851 107 82 17 8
2129 The key is to say it with authority and keep a straight face. 1.3084 0.05541 107 80 21 6
2130 Even for us this is a very unnatural position 1.3084 0.05541 107 80 21 6
2131 Do we have to count them all? 1.3084 0.05213 107 78 25 4
2132 When sheep are Woke! 1.3084 0.05698 107 81 19 7
2133 I don't think " just being ourselves" works here. 1.3084 0.05213 107 78 25 4
2134 Now we’ll *really* need to sell them on the electoral college 1.3084 0.05698 107 81 19 7
2135 I prefer leather 1.3084 0.05213 107 78 25 4
2136 Just throw them some paper towels or dance to YMCA and it’ll be fine. 1.3084 0.05698 107 81 19 7
2137 Looks like we’ll be ordering clothes on Amazon today 1.3084 0.05999 107 83 15 9
2138 I'm too old for this, Nick... 1.3084 0.05379 107 79 23 5
2139 Who leaked the plan to the flock? 1.3077 0.05479 104 77 22 5
2140 Are you going to lead, follow or get out of the way? 1.3070 0.04846 114 82 29 3
2141 Sure, they’re in sheep’s clothing but they need to work on their attitude. Otherwise they’re useless to us. 1.3063 0.05086 111 81 26 4
2142 Just have them count each other. It works every time. 1.3056 0.05497 108 81 21 6
2143 I usually lead in with a tap dance, an ice-breaker and a joke. 1.3056 0.05172 108 79 25 4
2144 So it turns out they don't love the new flock-downsizing plan. 1.3056 0.05337 108 80 23 5
2145 I keep ‘em for the shear pleasure. 1.3056 0.05172 108 79 25 4
2146 Sure it worked on them. But what about undecideds and suburban women? 1.3048 0.05918 105 81 16 8
2147 I see their point- technically a worsted wool suit does make one a wolf in sheep's clothing. 1.3048 0.05434 105 78 22 5
2148 I told you we should stick with the sheep's clothing. 1.3048 0.05761 105 80 18 7
2149 So, I made a mistake, but you must admit we look so much more dashing in silk. 1.3048 0.05434 105 78 22 5
2150 So switching to cotton suits didn't help... 1.3048 0.05918 105 81 16 8
2151 The Ewe Too Movement? No, never heard of it. 1.3048 0.05434 105 78 22 5
2152 I don't think a houndstooth wool-linen suit was such a good a idea for a disguise. 1.3048 0.05761 105 80 18 7
2153 If we don’t let them get counted then we win. 1.3048 0.05761 105 80 18 7
2154 So much mutton, so little time. 1.3048 0.05434 105 78 22 5
2155 We _are_ outnumbered. How fast can you run? 1.3048 0.06071 105 82 14 9
2156 Beware of false prophets,which come to you in smart suits,but inwardly are ravening politicians 1.3048 0.05434 105 78 22 5
2157 These are among the uncounted 1.3048 0.05086 105 76 26 3
2158 The irony is that we're actually wearing polyester. 1.3048 0.05600 105 79 20 6
2159 This "Bleat Too" movement is going to give us a lot of problems. 1.3048 0.05434 105 78 22 5
2160 What did they expect when they voted for us?" 1.3048 0.05600 105 79 20 6
2161 I thought they believed everything we told them! 1.3048 0.05434 105 78 22 5
2162 They're mad because you miscounted them last night. 1.3048 0.05434 105 78 22 5
2163 They're at their worst when they're ewenited. 1.3048 0.05761 105 80 18 7
2164 Who'd have thought that the sheep's clothing scam would end in a class action lawsuit? 1.3048 0.05600 105 79 20 6
2165 Lobo thought we still wear sheep's clothing. He's in there somewhere. 1.3048 0.05600 105 79 20 6
2166 I need an answer but remember, you can't pull the wool over their eyes. 1.3048 0.04808 105 77 25 3
2167 Ewe know, I think they're on to us. 1.3048 0.05761 105 80 18 7
2168 Let's just say announce that we have NO dinner plans" 1.3048 0.05761 105 80 18 7
2169 They're so riled up, they're threatening to form a ewe-nion!" 1.3048 0.05434 105 78 22 5
2170 I told them its gonna cost a fore-shank and a hind-shank 1.3048 0.04808 105 77 25 3
2171 I'd say the rank & file are onto us. 1.3048 0.05086 105 76 26 3
2172 I warned you giving them stock options could lead to a hostile takeover. 1.3048 0.05918 105 81 16 8
2173 I agree: Only a muttonhead would try a stunt like that. 1.3048 0.05600 105 79 20 6
2174 Actually, Wiley, these aren't the type of sheep I asked you to round up. 1.3048 0.05600 105 79 20 6
2175 They thought I was the Wolf of Wall Street. 1.3048 0.05918 105 81 16 8
2176 They do outnumber us yes. But we still win. 1.3048 0.05086 105 76 26 3
2177 Candidates for the Board of Directors, sir. 1.3048 0.05263 105 77 24 4
2178 They are all demanding that you leave. 1.3048 0.05761 105 80 18 7
2179 um, so where'd you get these suits from anyways? 1.3048 0.05600 105 79 20 6
2180 I thought we had pulled the wool over their eyes but they seem to be on to us. 1.3048 0.05434 105 78 22 5
2181 I told you that Armani was not the way to go. 1.3048 0.06071 105 82 14 9
2182 They say our clothing stores are doing them a disservice" 1.3048 0.05086 105 76 26 3
2183 If we can turn just one, I'm confident that the rest would follow along. 1.3048 0.05434 105 78 22 5
2184 Unionized sheep! Who'da thunk? 1.3048 0.05600 105 79 20 6
2185 The invitation did say come in sheep's clothing. They suspect your suit is a synthetic blend. 1.3048 0.05600 105 79 20 6
2186 My dinner plans have changed. 1.3048 0.05761 105 80 18 7
2187 ...and they claim you misled them. 1.3048 0.05761 105 80 18 7
2188 I told you we should have worn white suits. 1.3048 0.05434 105 78 22 5
2189 I guess the wool blend didn't fool them.... 1.3048 0.05263 105 77 24 4
2190 Time to change our clothes. 1.3048 0.05086 105 76 26 3
2191 Find the one that is different. 1.3048 0.05434 105 78 22 5
2192 The boss is not going to like this - they’re all accounted for! 1.3048 0.05918 105 81 16 8
2193 They can’t all be wolves in sheep’s clothing! 1.3048 0.05761 105 80 18 7
2194 Don't look at me, I voted polyester 1.3048 0.05434 105 78 22 5
2195 I told you no Mary jokes, but nooo... 1.3048 0.05434 105 78 22 5
2196 I knew we should have worn tweed. 1.3048 0.05761 105 80 18 7
2197 Like I told you, a wool suit is not the same as sheep's clothing! 1.3048 0.05761 105 80 18 7
2198 No way any of them are going to let us take their clothing. 1.3048 0.05761 105 80 18 7
2199 The...uh...sheep would like a quick word. 1.3048 0.05434 105 78 22 5
2200 I had lamb chops just last week , how about you? 1.3048 0.05600 105 79 20 6
2201 Their black sheep is missing, and they have a question about our new suits. 1.3048 0.05434 105 78 22 5
2202 I’d say we should have stuck with the hen house...or, even Little Red Riding Hood! 1.3048 0.05918 105 81 16 8
2203 Tell me it's safe to turn around. 1.3048 0.04903 105 75 28 2
2204 I don't know. I don't think they're buying the trickle down theory any more. 1.3048 0.05600 105 79 20 6
2205 Now they decide to go on strike? 1.3048 0.05600 105 79 20 6
2206 So, they aren’t going for the “sheep may safely graze” line. 1.3048 0.05434 105 78 22 5
2207 Since we went vegan,they can’t play hard to catch anymore! 1.3048 0.05761 105 80 18 7
2208 You did it now - you woke up the sheeple! 1.3048 0.05600 105 79 20 6
2209 They don't want us to dress in their clothes any more. 1.3048 0.05600 105 79 20 6
2210 I don't think they're pro-predator. 1.3048 0.05434 105 78 22 5
2211 They misunderstood when they heard I was on the lam. 1.3048 0.05600 105 79 20 6
2212 They disapprove of the wool suits. 1.3048 0.05761 105 80 18 7
2213 It seems they're a little pissed about the cut of our jib. 1.3048 0.05600 105 78 20 6
2214 I think it’s a grassroots issue. 1.3048 0.05761 105 78 16 6
2215 Fool them three times, they put their hands on their hips and glare at you. 1.3048 0.06071 105 82 14 9
2216 I told you we shouldn't have changed our clothing. 1.3048 0.05434 105 74 19 5
2217 They aren't buying that that is not your tail. 1.3048 0.05918 105 81 16 8
2218 It’s because we wear it better. 1.3048 0.06071 105 82 14 9
2219 Rudy, just do what you do best. I gotta split. 1.3048 0.05761 105 80 18 7
2220 What did you say to them!!?? 1.3048 0.06071 105 82 14 9
2221 I advise against another recount at this time. 1.3048 0.05263 105 77 24 4
2222 Of course I'm certain we're in sheep's clothing. The clothier guaranteed these suits were made from the finest worsted wool. 1.3048 0.05761 105 80 18 7
2223 The new corporate look is fine, but sometimes I think we should have stayed with sheep’s clothing 1.3048 0.05761 105 80 18 7
2224 They reached 270, but our suits have teeth. 1.3048 0.05761 105 80 18 7
2225 Probably not a good time to bring up wearing a mask! 1.3048 0.05600 105 79 20 6
2226 You’re right, you’re right, but the sheep suit itched like hell! 1.3048 0.05600 105 79 20 6
2227 I don’t think they voted for us! 1.3048 0.05600 105 79 20 6
2228 We told them that they were wolves for years, now they are noticing the wool does not come off. 1.3048 0.05600 105 79 20 6
2229 I’m afraid they’re all a bunch of bleating hearts 1.3048 0.05600 105 79 20 6
2230 Wool-blend suits weren't exactly what I had in mind when I suggested we disguise ourselves in sheep's clothing! 1.3048 0.05761 105 79 18 7
2231 What if I just start claiming, "Fake Ewes"? 1.3048 0.05263 105 77 24 4
2232 Something tells me these wool suits were a bad idea. 1.3048 0.05434 105 78 22 5
2233 Ok so here's their offer: They'll concede we're in charge, if we lose the 'silly lawyer suits.' 1.3048 0.05600 105 79 20 6
2234 When we announce the downsizing of the next flock, lets avoid the phrase 'trim the fat'. 1.3048 0.06071 105 82 14 9
2235 This would be a bad time to say something politically incorrect. 1.3048 0.05434 105 78 22 5
2236 You'd think they could tell it's polyester. 1.3048 0.05434 105 78 22 5
2237 These "wolves in people's clothing" disguises aren't working. 1.3048 0.05761 105 80 18 7
2238 They hate that we look so much better in their clothes. 1.3048 0.05263 105 77 24 4
2239 What do we tell 'em? They want to ewenionize. 1.3048 0.05918 105 81 16 8
2240 They want more flexibility to graze from home. 1.3048 0.05600 105 79 20 6
2241 Maybe this is the shepherd’s day off? 1.3048 0.05263 105 77 24 4
2242 I really didn’t think they’d unionize 1.3048 0.05086 105 76 26 3
2243 Say something nice “ “Oh I get it say we’re vegans now 1.3048 0.06071 105 82 14 9
2244 Apparently, the count doesn’t stop just because you have fallen asleep. 1.3048 0.05918 105 81 16 8
2245 I guess at some point you tweeted that if they vote for you on November 3rd, you’d have a vaccine ready a few days after? 1.3048 0.05600 105 79 20 6
2246 Until all the sheep are counted, the wolves won't sleep. 1.3048 0.05761 105 80 18 7
2247 Sir, I think some of them noticed that the counting will never stop 1.3048 0.05349 105 80 19 6
2248 Well maybe they would be more receptive if you literally hadn’t tried to pull the wool over their eyes. 1.3048 0.05434 105 78 22 5
2249 no YOU tell them the new market rate for wool! 1.3048 0.06071 105 82 14 9
2250 They couldn’t sleep 1.3048 0.06071 105 82 14 9
2251 With all due respect, I did tell you you’d lose some votes if you actually ate one on fifth avenue 1.3048 0.05600 105 79 20 6
2252 I’d still prefer not to concede. 1.3048 0.05434 105 78 22 5
2253 They say they’re not sheep, but they sure smell like sheep. 1.3048 0.05434 105 78 22 5
2254 Luckily they don’t know they outnumber us. Every time they try to count they fall asleep. 1.3048 0.06220 105 83 12 10
2255 Dammit pence, the good senators are starting to turn.... 1.3048 0.05761 105 80 18 7
2256 They’ve decided to unionise 1.3048 0.05761 105 80 18 7
2257 The Georgia recount is going to save us 1.3048 0.05600 105 79 20 6
2258 Just give one of them a suit and a board position so we can all get back to selling sweaters 1.3048 0.05434 105 78 22 5
2259 Uh Mitch, I’m not sure if we can keep this up for much longer... 1.3048 0.05761 105 80 18 7
2260 Funny how we are the ones looking sheepish! 1.3048 0.05263 105 77 24 4
2261 Have you tried giving them some stock options? 1.3048 0.05434 105 78 22 5
2262 They want their observers in the room when the sheep are counted. 1.3048 0.05600 105 79 20 6
2263 The sheep people have spoken and we want suits too. 1.3048 0.05434 105 78 22 5
2264 I don't think they're following us. 1.3048 0.05600 105 79 20 6
2265 Who cried wolf? 1.3048 0.05761 105 80 18 7
2266 What if we told them we’re vegan? 1.3048 0.05086 105 76 26 3
2267 She said there is an issue with the new shampoo. 1.3028 0.05607 109 83 19 7
2268 They are demanding shaving cream. 1.3010 0.05827 103 79 17 7
2269 We were itching for trouble when we bought wool suits. 1.3010 0.05314 103 76 23 4
2270 They're claiming election fraud. 1.3010 0.05132 103 75 25 3
2271 They finally got their sheep together. 1.3010 0.05988 103 80 15 8
2272 I said, 'Sheep's clothing' not 'cheap clothing.' 1.3010 0.05661 103 78 19 6
2273 They want details on "employee attrition". 1.3010 0.05661 103 78 19 6
2274 Our cover would've worked if your pants weren't a cotton blend. 1.3010 0.05490 103 77 21 5
2275 A flock of sheep never seemed so intimidating before. 1.3010 0.04747 103 73 29 1
2276 I told you it was just a matter of time before they organize. 1.3010 0.05314 103 76 23 4
2277 Let's go back to wearing their clothing. 1.3010 0.05661 103 78 19 6
2278 Maybe it's me, but it just feels like shear anger." 1.3010 0.05827 103 79 17 7
2279 We don't need the popular vote 1.3010 0.05314 103 76 23 4
2280 Okay, don’t concede, but you tell them. 1.3010 0.06145 103 81 13 9
2281 It seems we may have taken the term virgin wool unnecessarily literally. 1.3010 0.05490 103 77 21 5
2282 Look, sooner or later they were bound to find out you’re married. 1.3010 0.05490 103 77 21 5
2283 What about a bite of lunch? 1.3010 0.05661 103 78 19 6
2284 Clearly your basic sheep has no appreciation for irony. 1.3010 0.05827 103 79 17 7
2285 They seem to be upset they had to remove their masks to drink the Kool-aid. 1.3010 0.05827 103 79 17 7
2286 The first thing we do is give up the wool suits. 1.3010 0.05490 103 77 21 5
2287 It doesn’t matter whether you said “ewe” or “you,” Carl. 1.3010 0.05827 103 79 17 7
2288 Turn your back, and we can say they were 100 percent behind us. 1.3010 0.05314 103 76 23 4
2289 I don't know. Maybe we just pushed them a little too far this time. 1.3010 0.05827 103 78 16 7
2290 The cloning works great. The disguise, not so much. 1.3010 0.05314 103 76 23 4
2291 I shouldn’t have said wool makes me itch. 1.3010 0.05661 103 78 19 6
2292 I think we should keep counting all the sheep. 1.3010 0.06145 103 81 13 9
2293 Let's dress up like all the other wolves," I said. "But no, you had to be different. 1.3010 0.05661 103 78 19 6
2294 They're muttering something about Fluffy Lives matter. 1.3010 0.05827 103 79 17 7
2295 The herd needs to be heard? Bah!” 1.3010 0.05827 103 79 17 7
2296 You went right to the death and dismemberment clause, didn't you. 1.3010 0.05827 103 79 17 7
2297 If you can't stay awake, just do an estimate 1.3010 0.05490 103 77 21 5
2298 B(l)ah b(l)ah b(l)ah... 1.3010 0.05314 103 76 23 4
2299 Are you sure we were supposed to dress in cheap clothing? 1.3010 0.05314 103 76 23 4
2300 Hey Bob, I think we are in the minority. 1.3010 0.05314 103 76 22 4
2301 As your lawyer, I advise you plea temporary insatiability and stick to chickens, they’re MUCH less organized. 1.3010 0.05827 103 79 17 7
2302 I overheard them talking about something called... Democracy. 1.3010 0.05661 103 77 19 6
2303 Call Little Bo-Peep. Tell her it's an emergency. 1.3010 0.05314 103 76 23 4
2304 It appears they have new leadership. 1.3010 0.05490 103 77 21 5
2305 Somebody told them that if they liked their shepard, they could keep their shepard... 1.3010 0.05988 103 80 15 8
2306 Counting them individually is making me sleepy. Let's use an Electoral College. 1.3010 0.05988 103 80 15 8
2307 Let’s just blame everything on the black sheep. 1.3010 0.05827 103 79 17 7
2308 I don't get it -- we're wearing wool suits. 1.3010 0.05490 103 77 21 5
2309 Told you not to wear that polyester suit! 1.3010 0.05490 103 77 21 5
2310 We probably should have gone with leather. 1.3010 0.05490 103 77 21 5
2311 They Want An Explanation Of What Happened To " BAA BAA BLACK SHEEP " 1.3010 0.05490 103 77 21 5
2312 Betcha can't find Waldo. 1.3010 0.06145 103 81 13 9
2313 I understand their anger. For 10 years I've been streaming FOX News and then that farmer next door goes and introduces them to CNN,NBC,CBS,ABC and MSNBC. 1.3010 0.05490 103 77 21 5
2314 Looks like we didn't pull the wool over their eyes! 1.3010 0.05490 103 77 21 5
2315 I think we may have underestimated the silent majority. 1.3010 0.05827 103 79 17 7
2316 They say they’re not helping anyone else fall asleep until they get a new contract. 1.3010 0.05827 103 79 17 7
2317 There is nothing like a genuine Harris Tweed to arouse the jealous passions of the herd. 1.3010 0.05490 103 77 21 5
2318 They voted us out of the meadow. 1.3010 0.06145 103 81 13 9
2319 We fooled them for awhile in our conservative business suits. Now, they know we don't care a twit about their health and well-being. 1.3010 0.06298 103 82 11 10
2320 You wanna give them guns and Maga hats? 1.3010 0.05661 103 78 19 6
2321 I guess lamb chops aren’t a good idea for the reunion dinner? 1.3010 0.05132 103 75 24 3
2322 Well, I can tell you this,... it's not going to keep me up at night. 1.3010 0.05661 103 78 19 6
2323 Well, that's the last time we listen to the President's bleats" 1.3010 0.05827 103 79 17 7
2324 Yes, our wool suits might make them angry, but then again it may be the tail sticking out of yours. 1.3010 0.05314 103 76 23 4
2325 Nobody wears sheep's clothing anymore," you said 1.3010 0.05490 103 77 21 5
2326 " Let's make wolves great again 1.3010 0.05661 103 78 19 6
2327 You're wearing a wool suit?! 1.3010 0.05661 103 78 19 6
2328 Come back in your sheep's clothing and we'll try this again. 1.3010 0.05661 103 78 19 6
2329 Who would have thought so many would show up for the 'wolf in sheep's clothing" casting call. 1.3010 0.05132 103 75 25 3
2330 Uhmmmmm...... I think we should reconsider dinner. They could be lions in sheep’s clothing.” 1.3010 0.05988 103 80 15 8
2331 So is this one of those cases where the predator becomes prey? 1.3010 0.05661 103 78 19 6
2332 I told you that mint jelly joke wasn’t going to land. 1.3010 0.05827 103 79 17 7
2333 So the tailor says to me, 'You won't like that--it's itchy. 1.3010 0.05314 103 76 23 4
2334 This looks baaaaaaa-d. 1.3010 0.05314 103 76 23 4
2335 Maybe this is a good time to go vegan. 1.3010 0.05661 103 78 19 6
2336 Let's just go, I don't want another suit this bad. 1.3010 0.05490 103 77 21 5
2337 I'm thinking... I'm thinking... 1.3010 0.05827 103 79 17 7
2338 They're your relatives, not mine. 1.3010 0.05490 103 77 21 5
2339 I understand your clients are upset, Frank, but this is Italian wool and we're in Kentucky. 1.3010 0.05490 103 77 21 5
2340 They're the ones wearing white after Labor Day... 1.3010 0.05661 103 78 19 6
2341 Apparently Donald, these worsted wool suits are not what they consider sheep's clothing. 1.3010 0.05314 103 76 23 4
2342 The wolves of Wall Street debate changing into sheep’s clothing. 1.3010 0.05490 103 77 21 5
2343 I have a sneaky suspicion that you’re about to pull the wool over my eyes. 1.3010 0.05988 103 80 15 8
2344 We had reservations! 1.3010 0.05827 103 79 17 7
2345 This must be casual Friday, I thought you said they wore suits. 1.3010 0.05314 103 76 23 4
2346 "They're related to our wool suits." 1.3010 0.05132 103 75 25 3
2347 It’s a simple misunderstanding...I was saying ‘you look delicious’, not ‘ewe look delicious’. 1.3010 0.05827 103 79 17 7
2348 I should have gone with my instincts and worn sheep's clothing. 1.3010 0.05132 103 75 25 3
2349 Concede?Seriously? 1.3010 0.05661 103 78 19 6
2350 He said they wont follow a wolf in polyester clothing. 1.3010 0.05314 103 76 23 4
2351 Does a flock beat a pair? 1.3010 0.05490 103 77 21 5
2352 You never thanked them for the suit they made you. 1.3010 0.05988 103 80 15 8
2353 They’re claiming the election’s a fraud. They want another wolf for president 1.3010 0.05827 103 79 17 7
2354 They all want to be counted. 1.3010 0.05988 103 80 15 8
2355 I think we should have taken that "wolf in sheep's clothing" thing literally. 1.3010 0.05827 103 79 17 7
2356 Their union does feel that your reference to them as "mutton dressed as lamb" was a little insensitive. 1.3010 0.05490 103 77 21 5
2357 It's not easy being a wolf in lawyer's clothing. 1.3010 0.05988 103 80 15 8
2358 They're complaining about how you look at them while counting them in your sleep. 1.3010 0.05661 103 78 19 6
2359 I'm sorry, sir. The focus groups suggested wool was the way to go. 1.3010 0.05661 103 78 19 6
2360 So, you tell me why they would associate Wall Street with wolves? 1.3010 0.05827 103 79 17 7
2361 They want a recount,even if it takes all night. 1.3010 0.05132 103 75 25 3
2362 Sheep's clothing would have been a better attire. 1.3010 0.05661 103 78 19 6
2363 It's okay. They have to vote for one of us. 1.3010 0.05827 103 79 17 7
2364 I guess we shouldn't have called them a nation of sheep. 1.3010 0.05661 103 78 19 6
2365 They liked us much better in sheep's clothing. 1.3010 0.05490 103 77 21 5
2366 Sir, they’re demanding a recount. 1.3010 0.05661 103 78 19 6
2367 They’re demanding our clothing, sir. 1.3010 0.05827 103 79 17 7
2368 Keep them engaged here while I sneak around to the back and eat them one by one. 1.3010 0.04943 103 79 19 5
2369 We told ‘em he would win. What do we do now? 1.3010 0.05314 103 76 23 4
2370 Well, I enjoy the sartorial elegance, but I don't think we're fooling anybody. 1.3010 0.05314 103 75 23 4
2371 Two against 100. They’ll bleat us... 1.3010 0.05827 103 79 17 7
2372 We're flexible, but not vegans. 1.3010 0.05661 103 78 19 6
2373 We'll tell them we're their grandparents. 1.3010 0.05661 103 78 19 6
2374 It was easier herding polyesters. 1.3010 0.05661 103 78 19 6
2375 So lamb chops for dinner? 1.3010 0.05988 103 80 15 8
2376 So you’re telling me they don’t care about the stock market? 1.3010 0.05661 103 78 19 6
2377 You fooled them all right, but they don't like lawyers. 1.3010 0.05988 103 80 15 8
2378 It's a ruckus over unlicensed use of sheep's clothing. 1.3010 0.06298 103 82 11 10
2379 Break for lunch? 1.3010 0.05827 103 79 17 7
2380 they say " A wool suit is not sheep's clothing " 1.3010 0.05988 103 80 15 8
2381 Do you think they found out what these suits are made of? 1.3010 0.05661 103 78 19 6
2382 They seem to disagree. 1.3010 0.05661 103 78 19 6
2383 frankly,I see it as a great branding moment. 1.3010 0.05314 103 76 23 4
2384 You think we can pull the wool over their eyes? 1.3010 0.05314 103 76 23 4
2385 I don't think they are fooled by this cheaps clothing. 1.3010 0.04943 103 79 19 5
2386 So they feel marginalized. Who doesn't? 1.3010 0.04216 103 83 14 6
2387 - We’re outnumbered. - It’s fine. They’re sheep. 1.3010 0.05132 103 75 25 3
2388 Just ignore them. They're a bunch of wolves disguised as sheeps. 1.3010 0.05314 103 76 23 4
2389 I got the same look from them when I went silk, too. 1.3010 0.05827 103 79 17 7
2390 By shear coincidence this is a wool suit. 1.3010 0.05661 103 78 19 6
2391 I don’t know about you, but I lost count a while ago. 1.3010 0.05661 103 78 19 6
2392 Yes, Mr. Barr, our army of wolves in sheep clothing is ready to infiltrate the polling sites. 1.3010 0.05827 103 79 17 7
2393 Deep down, they respect us for not wearing sheep's clothing. 1.3010 0.05490 103 77 21 5
2394 Where did we hide the sheep's clothing? 1.3010 0.05661 103 78 19 6
2395 They should be happy we're wearing wool suits. 1.3010 0.05661 103 78 19 6
2396 I told you Maurice,the memo said sheep’s clothing. 1.3010 0.05827 103 79 17 7
2397 I simply said they were getting sheared January 20. 1.3010 0.05661 103 78 19 6
2398 I think they know our plans to transition from wool to mutton. 1.3010 0.05490 103 77 21 5
2399 Whatever you do, don’t look sheepish. 1.3010 0.05490 103 77 21 5
2400 At least they cannot say we are wolves in sheep's clothing. 1.3010 0.06145 103 81 13 9
2401 We’re gonna have to let you go, Jeffrey. 1.3010 0.05490 103 77 21 5
2402 Maybe a culling consultancy wasn't the best approach." 1.3010 0.04943 103 73 27 2
2403 I wish you hadn’t brought up herd mentality 1.3010 0.06145 103 81 13 9
2404 Do you have anything in a basic black? 1.3010 0.05827 103 79 17 7
2405 Our well-trained graduates have gone on to run highly successful organizations for centuries. 1.3010 0.05988 103 80 15 8
2406 I present to you, the US population 1.3010 0.05490 103 77 21 5
2407 They don't like our cotton/polyester suits. 1.3010 0.05661 103 78 19 6
2408 They insist on collective bargaining. 1.3010 0.05490 103 77 21 5
2409 It's the polyester. I told you to go with wool. 1.3010 0.05314 103 76 23 4
2410 Boasting about your suit being a cotton-polyester blend is a little insensitive. 1.3010 0.05827 103 79 17 7
2411 They say they feel ewesed by you, sir. 1.3010 0.05988 103 80 15 8
2412 They’re baaaaack. 1.3010 0.05661 103 78 19 6
2413 You never listen . . . I said, Two suits of sheep’s clothing.” 1.3010 0.05490 103 77 21 5
2414 I understand they are paratroopers of the New Zealand army. 1.3010 0.05661 103 78 19 6
2415 Sir, I'm afraid at some point you're going to have to face reality. 1.3010 0.06145 103 81 13 9
2416 My mistake--I thought the dress code was business professional, not sheep's clothing. 1.3010 0.05988 103 80 15 8
2417 I already tried to pull the wool over their eyes. 1.3010 0.03862 103 79 21 3
2418 Unrest, Sir...The ewe-ion captain said something about a muttony on the bounty... 1.3010 0.05661 103 78 19 6
2419 New clothing order came in for an outfit named Parler 1.3010 0.05827 103 78 17 7
2420 If we tell them our suits are poly blend, maybe they’ll go away. 1.3010 0.05661 103 78 19 6
2421 Quick! Find our sheep's clothing. 1.3010 0.05827 103 79 17 7
2422 Something tells me they do not like our wool jackets 1.3010 0.05661 103 78 19 6
2423 This isn't what I meant when I said herd immunity... 1.3010 0.05827 103 79 17 7
2424 They are asking for universal healthcare. 1.3010 0.05661 103 78 19 6
2425 We’re going to have to rethink the Fall line. 1.3010 0.05490 103 77 21 5
2426 They're angry we're wearing cotton! 1.3010 0.05988 103 80 15 8
2427 It's about the systematic preying, huh? 1.3010 0.05827 103 79 17 7
2428 We should've known this would never work wearing a cheap wool-blend 1.3010 0.05314 103 76 23 4
2429 Uh oh, I think they’re onto us. 1.3010 0.05490 103 77 21 5
2430 Did you honestly just say, 'I thought I'd pulled the wool over their eyes'? 1.3010 0.05661 103 78 19 6
2431 Apparently they'd prefer a wolf in polyester. 1.3010 0.05661 103 78 19 6
2432 Listen here Wolf, I don't care if you represent the United Wool Workers of America get the flock out of here! 1.3010 0.06145 103 81 13 9
2433 We weren't the majority, but we won! 1.3010 0.05314 103 75 22 4
2434 The stockholders seem to be upset with the suits. 1.3010 0.05132 103 69 23 3
2435 Maybe cloning worked a little too well. 1.3010 0.03737 103 81 18 4
2436 Well sir, they’re out of jobs. Folks who haven’t slept in 4 years have started sleeping again. 1.3010 0.05988 103 80 15 8
2437 'I think we might have pushed it too far with that proposal on taxing wool' 1.3010 0.05490 103 77 21 5
2438 The count is over you lost bigly 1.3010 0.05988 103 80 15 8
2439 How was I suppose to know that counting them pissed them off 1.3010 0.05827 103 79 17 7
2440 Donald it’s time to go now. 1.3010 0.05827 103 79 17 7
2441 You tell 'em we won the election. Of course they'll follow. They're sheep! 1.3010 0.06145 103 81 13 9
2442 If this is what popular vote looks like, then I don’t want it. 1.3010 0.05490 103 77 21 5
2443 I think they are starting to notice 1.3010 0.05827 103 79 17 7
2444 For the record, this is not what I I had in mind when I suggested: 'let's blend in by dressing up in wool suits'! 1.3010 0.05490 103 77 21 5
2445 Sir, your dream is over. We’ve counted all the sheep. 1.3010 0.05988 103 80 15 8
2446 Despite no evidence of voter fraud, today Georgia poll workers were informed they would be doing a recount by hand of 5 million state ballots . 1.3010 0.06145 103 81 13 9
2447 Couldn’t sleep last night. 1.3010 0.05314 103 76 23 4
2448 How did counting votes became more popular than counting sheeps? 1.3010 0.05661 103 78 19 6
2449 What an excellent looking diversity commission we've assembled 1.3010 0.05661 103 78 19 6
2450 Stand back and stand by. 1.3010 0.05490 103 77 21 5
2451 You're not supposed to take off your sheep's clothing until *after* the election. 1.3010 0.05314 103 76 23 4
2452 How many are fake? 1.3010 0.05988 103 80 15 8
2453 Well, I suppose they won't be fleeced again. 1.3010 0.06145 103 81 13 9
2454 not a single black sheep. Mr. President it’s over 1.3010 0.05827 103 79 17 7
2455 Do you think we can teach them how to carry flags and guns? 1.3010 0.05661 103 78 19 6
2456 Perhaps this time sheepish is the way to go 1.3010 0.05490 103 76 19 5
2457 I think they expected more than The Four Seasons Landscaping from their dictators.... 1.3010 0.04846 103 81 16 6
2458 I don’t get it. They never ask questions when I recount them in my sleep. 1.3010 0.05314 103 76 23 4
2459 They said wearing the mask makes them look like sheep 1.3010 0.05988 103 80 15 8
2460 But I was assured the suit fabric was entirely synthetic, sir! 1.3010 0.05827 103 79 17 7
2461 Sir, I don’t think they’re buying it. 1.3010 0.05314 103 76 23 4
2462 Sir, "Your suit didn't hide your tail. " 1.3010 0.05661 103 77 19 6
2463 So I told them, look—don’t let shearing dominate your life. 1.3010 0.05314 103 76 21 4
2464 It felt like a dream, so I demand they recount 1.3010 0.05038 103 82 14 7
2465 They're tired of the three-bag quota. 1.3010 0.05132 103 75 25 3
2466 I thought you booked The Four Seasons... 1.3010 0.05827 103 79 17 7
2467 I herd my approval rating has never been better 1.3010 0.05827 103 79 17 7
2468 COUNT THE SHEEP! 1.3010 0.05661 103 78 19 6
2469 The Tables Have Turned 1.3010 0.05490 103 77 21 5
2470 Listen, this #ewetoo thing could get to be a real problem. 1.3010 0.05490 103 77 21 5
2471 STOP THE COUNT / COUNT THEM ALL... Sheep that is... 1.3010 0.05661 103 78 19 6
2472 Think they’d buy that these are made of polyester? 1.3010 0.05661 103 78 19 6
2473 I counted last time, your turn 1.3010 0.05314 103 76 23 4
2474 I don’t know, just tell them to blame the goats. 1.3010 0.05661 103 77 19 6
2475 Wait!? Do we count them or not count them? 1.3010 0.05314 103 76 23 4
2476 The New Yorker? Your were supposed to submit this to the Wool Street Journal 1.3010 0.05490 103 77 21 5
2477 the two party system is fine, they can vote for either one of us. 1.3010 0.05661 103 77 19 6
2478 Haven’t you herd. Get the flock outta here. 1.3010 0.05314 103 75 23 4
2479 Sir, It’s the Ba Ba Black Lives Matter movement, they’re a shear force to be reckoned with. 1.3010 0.05827 103 79 17 7
2480 Where’s the crying boy? Can we blame it on him again? 1.3010 0.05827 103 79 17 7
2481 I can’t believe I got dressed up for this. 1.3010 0.05490 103 77 21 5
2482 They heard you wanted to stop the count. 1.3010 0.05490 103 77 21 5
2483 They’ve unionised, Dave. What now? 1.3010 0.05132 103 75 25 3
2484 Look sharp, Merino. You’re starting to appear sheepish. 1.3010 0.05132 103 75 25 3
2485 We won’t count those that arrived after 4 am 1.3010 0.05661 103 78 19 6
2486 Apparently BaaToo is trending as we speak 1.3010 0.05403 103 79 18 6
2487 You said you went vegan 1.3010 0.05988 103 80 15 8
2488 There is a demand for reparations, sir.. 1.3010 0.05132 103 75 25 3
2489 Did they figure out we’re gonna eat them? 1.3010 0.05132 103 75 25 3
2490 Doesn't matter what they think, Joe. They're sheep. 1.3010 0.05661 103 78 19 6
2491 Suddenly, ‘stand back and stand by’ has taken on a whole new meaning. 1.3010 0.05661 103 78 19 6
2492 It’s on the tip of my tongue. “A wolf in sheep’s.....” nah it’s gone. 1.3010 0.05132 103 75 25 3
2493 Sir, I believe they may have overherd you 1.3010 0.05490 103 77 21 5
2494 I think they finally realized that 'A wolf in sheep's clothing' wasn't a metaphor 1.3010 0.05490 103 77 21 5
2495 This seems baaaaad 1.3010 0.05827 103 79 17 7
2496 The fake news excuse isn’t scaring them anymore, should we tell them it was voter fraud now? 1.3010 0.05827 103 79 17 7
2497 Quick! Tell them how we’re making the meadow great again! 1.3010 0.05314 103 76 23 4
2498 We are wearing their clothing, Ed. They want residuals 1.3010 0.05661 103 78 19 6
2499 They are following you like sheep to the slaughter but nobody said they had to be happy about it! 1.3009 0.05166 113 84 24 5
2500 They say we've been defunded. 1.3009 0.05010 113 83 26 4
2501 It’s time to stop flocking around! 1.2991 0.05510 107 81 20 6
2502 Suit yourself! 1.2981 0.05445 104 78 21 5
2503 It worked for Trump. 1.2981 0.05778 104 80 17 7
2504 Remember that one time we took Dolly to China? 1.2981 0.05271 104 77 23 4
2505 What can they do, eat us? 1.2981 0.05445 104 78 21 5
2506 They know you’re wearing polyester. 1.2970 0.06060 101 79 14 8
2507 If you promise to build a fence to keep out the wolves, they'll all vote for you. 1.2970 0.05367 101 75 22 4
2508 This is not what I meant by sheep’s clothing! 1.2970 0.05548 101 76 20 5
2509 Yes, fine, I was a wolf in sheep's clothing ONE TIME. That doesn't give them the right to wear my suit. 1.2970 0.05179 101 74 24 3
2510 COSTUME ~ CHANGE ??? 1.2970 0.05367 101 75 22 4
2511 Assure them they did not get fleeced, we are trying to find their ballots. 1.2970 0.05548 101 76 20 5
2512 You said you were only counting them in your sleep. 1.2970 0.05179 101 74 24 3
2513 Their first mistake was referring to it as collective baagaining. 1.2970 0.05548 101 76 20 5
2514 It never occurred to me that they would expect us to actually build a new fence. 1.2970 0.05367 101 75 22 4
2515 Ewe've been very baaad. 1.2970 0.05367 101 75 22 4
2516 Well, we can probably still convince them there’s voter fraud... 1.2970 0.05894 101 78 16 7
2517 Let's demand a recount. 1.2970 0.05179 101 74 24 3
2518 I told you suits as a disguise was a lousy idea. 1.2970 0.04984 101 73 26 2
2519 We've been oversupplying sheep's clothing. Turns out they're all wolves. 1.2970 0.05894 101 78 16 7
2520 This crowd distrusts suits, but I can't think what else we should wear. Any ideas? 1.2970 0.05894 101 78 16 7
2521 Watch my lips. Sheep's clothing. Sheep's clothing. Sheep's clothing. 1.2970 0.05724 101 77 18 6
2522 They're not buying "Census Takers." What's next? "Young Republicans?" 1.2970 0.05894 101 78 16 7
2523 Democracy is messy. 1.2970 0.05367 101 75 22 4
2524 Okay, we've won the election. What do we do now? 1.2970 0.05548 101 76 20 5
2525 What made you think it was a good idea to fleece them all at once? 1.2970 0.05179 101 74 24 3
2526 Let’s try a new approach. 1.2970 0.05548 101 76 20 5
2527 We're badly outnumbered, and they aren't buying that we are vegetarians. 1.2970 0.05724 101 77 18 6
2528 Seems the Fox image has lost its fear factor Mr Fox. 1.2970 0.05548 101 76 20 5
2529 I told you we should have worn polyester ! 1.2970 0.05724 101 77 18 6
2530 You think we can take them on boss? 1.2970 0.04984 101 78 18 5
2531 Probably too late for the sheep's clothing. 1.2970 0.05367 101 75 22 4
2532 Ok, I ordered way too much for dinner. 1.2970 0.05367 101 75 22 4
2533 I told you we shouldn’t have counted them. 1.2970 0.05724 101 77 18 6
2534 Someone stopped counting sheep, they’re demanding we start over 1.2970 0.04984 101 73 26 2
2535 They object to our wearing wool suits. 1.2946 0.05174 112 84 23 5
2536 See Phil, I told you we picked the wrong costumes! 1.2941 0.05501 102 77 20 5
2537 I can’t believe they all voted against me. And after all I’ve done for them! 1.2941 0.05322 102 76 22 4
2538 "How do I put this? My clients are seriously reconsidering your role as brand ambassador for their clothing line. 1.2941 0.05843 102 79 16 7
2539 Next time, I choose the outfit. 1.2941 0.05041 102 77 21 4
2540 I still think we're 'Dressed to kill.' 1.2941 0.05675 102 78 18 6
2541 They said: "Don't worry; they'll act like sheep." So what's up with THIS? 1.2941 0.05675 102 78 18 6
2542 I sense they're trying to tell us we've carried our charade too far. 1.2941 0.05501 102 77 20 5
2543 I think that we should go back to the other clothing 1.2941 0.05136 102 75 24 3
2544 If we keep telling them the same thing, they will start to believe it. Such sheep! 1.2941 0.05322 102 76 22 4
2545 I'm afraid it's over - fox and friends called you out. 1.2941 0.06007 102 80 14 8
2546 They’re claiming harassment. 1.2941 0.06007 102 80 14 8
2547 They said they found a guillotine, and they know how to use it! 1.2941 0.05412 102 79 17 6
2548 Are you too in alpaca’s clothing now? 1.2941 0.05136 102 75 24 3
2549 Let’s try the Fake News thing. 1.2941 0.05843 102 79 16 7
2550 Told you we needed a higher thread count 1.2941 0.05843 102 79 16 7
2551 Maybe we should just wear the mask... 1.2941 0.05041 102 77 21 4
2552 The wolf cares not, how many the sheep be. Should I start counting? 1.2941 0.04944 102 79 18 5
2553 How was I supposed to know sheep don’t wear Armani? 1.2941 0.05322 102 76 22 4
2554 Sir, the electoral college has spoken. It's time for you to go baaaaaaa-ck to where you came from. 1.2941 0.05675 102 78 18 6
2555 Rudy, I told you to tuck in your tail. 1.2929 0.05607 99 75 19 5
2556 Seriously, this is so much worse than Mad Cow Disease. 1.2929 0.05026 99 72 25 2
2557 I told you to NOT wear your Alpaca suit today. 1.2929 0.05607 99 75 19 5
2558 Perhaps I underestimated sheep. 1.2929 0.05607 99 75 19 5
2559 I forget, how does that saying go again about wolf's clothing? 1.2929 0.05227 99 73 23 3
2560 All I said was, 'I love ewe'. 1.2929 0.05026 99 72 25 2
2561 It did say 100% wool on the tag. 1.2929 0.05227 99 73 23 3
2562 Maybe some cardigans? 1.2929 0.05607 99 75 19 5
2563 I warned you not to count sheep. 1.2929 0.06134 99 78 13 8
2564 I think they're starting to see through the suits. 1.2929 0.05607 99 75 19 5
2565 I demand a recount. 1.2929 0.05788 99 76 17 6
2566 Just tell them - as we've always said, we need to work together. You don't eat us, we don't eat you. 1.2929 0.05026 99 72 25 2
2567 I think we were mislead by the guy at Brooks Brothers 1.2929 0.05607 99 75 19 5
2568 You'd shouldn't have told them they don't have the chops. 1.2929 0.05515 99 77 16 6
2569 I think they expected us to wear sheep's clothing. 1.2929 0.05227 99 72 23 3
2570 Maybe it's time you concede the election? 1.2929 0.05788 99 76 17 6
2571 I told them we always dress like this 1.2929 0.05420 99 74 21 4
2572 The word from upstairs is we have to make some cuts 1.2929 0.05788 99 76 17 6
2573 Herd mentality 1.2929 0.05607 99 75 19 5
2574 So then the tailor tells me they can just shave the wool off the animal. 1.2929 0.05607 99 75 19 5
2575 Drat! He says they're being represented by Rudy Giuliani. 1.2929 0.05964 99 77 15 7
2576 Let's get the flock out of here! 1.2929 0.05964 99 77 15 7
2577 We've been out flocked. 1.2929 0.05788 99 76 17 6
2578 Told you we should’ve gone with the sheep’s clothing. 1.2929 0.05788 99 76 17 6
2579 Be careful what you say next – they’re upset and I’m not sure we have herd immunity. 1.2929 0.05227 99 73 23 3
2580 I told you they wouldn't follow you off that cliff!!! 1.2929 0.05420 99 74 21 4
2581 I think they smell polyester. 1.2929 0.05788 99 76 17 6
2582 You think we should've ordered steak instead of lamb for the shareholders meeting? 1.2929 0.05788 99 76 17 6
2583 I think they're starting to realize it doesn't matter which one of us they choose. 1.2929 0.05420 99 74 21 4
2584 It's that damn sheep dogs fault. 1.2929 0.05607 99 75 19 5
2585 One of them’s got to be a wolf in sheep’s clothing. 1.2929 0.05607 99 75 19 5
2586 I'm telling you; there are more of us than them. Count again!!! 1.2929 0.05964 99 77 15 7
2587 We'll be fine unless "can't fix stupid" is just another lie. 1.2929 0.05420 99 74 21 4
2588 Fleecing sheeple on Wall Street was never this difficult! 1.2929 0.04816 99 71 26 1
2589 I got tired of sheep’s clothing 1.2929 0.05420 99 74 21 4
2590 I thought the sheep were supposed to be peacefully jumping over a fence...what do I do now? 1.2929 0.05127 99 75 20 4
2591 ...So they herd and are not to happy 1.2929 0.05964 99 77 15 7
2592 They’re saying they haven’t had a say in the Brexit negations yet. 1.2929 0.06134 99 78 13 8
2593 The suit is disrespectful. 1.2929 0.05607 99 75 19 5
2594 No, you misunderstood... I wanted you to 'care' for them, not 'scare' them. They're baaadly shaken up. 1.2929 0.05607 99 75 19 5
2595 No. You specifically said a herd of wolves in sheep's clothing. 1.2929 0.05607 99 75 19 5
2596 They resent us having wool suits. 1.2929 0.05420 99 74 21 4
2597 They just won’t wear a mask! 1.2929 0.05607 99 75 19 5
2598 Man, this #SheepToo thing has gone too far.... 1.2929 0.05026 99 72 25 2
2599 Between your fangs and my claws, I still like our chances. 1.2929 0.05420 99 74 21 4
2600 I don’t think the “sheep’s clothing” is fooling them. 1.2929 0.05026 99 72 25 2
2601 That suit is non-union wool. What reaction did you expect? 1.2929 0.05227 99 73 23 3
2602 Turns out you can also clone attitude. 1.2929 0.05788 99 76 17 6
2603 They don't understand that we're Wall Street wolves, not wolves-in-sheep's-clothing wolves. 1.2929 0.05607 99 75 19 5
2604 I warned you about speculating on wool futures. 1.2929 0.05420 99 74 21 4
2605 Flocked again... 1.2929 0.05607 99 75 19 5
2606 I don't know...it seems to work on Wall Street. 1.2929 0.05607 99 75 19 5
2607 They're claiming we outfoxed them. 1.2929 0.04367 99 74 23 2
2608 Drink three pots of coffee, then count them. 1.2929 0.05607 99 75 19 5
2609 So much for the silent majority. 1.2929 0.05788 99 76 17 6
2610 If you count the legal sheep, I easily win. 1.2929 0.05420 99 74 21 4
2611 Herd mentality, herd immunity -- whatever. Just as long as I'm still in charge. 1.2929 0.06134 99 78 13 8
2612 I also heard "wear a cheap suit," not sheep suit. 1.2929 0.05607 99 75 19 5
2613 Looks like they finally solved that math problem! 1.2929 0.05026 99 72 25 2
2614 And for their final demand, they ask that the Wolf PAC support the 'My Wool, My Choice' movement. 1.2929 0.05788 99 75 17 6
2615 I think they want us to go back to Wall Street. 1.2929 0.05607 99 75 19 5
2616 Every sheep counts! Count every sheep! 1.2929 0.05227 99 73 23 3
2617 We need, unfortunately, to reconsider herd immunity. 1.2929 0.05788 99 76 17 6
2618 I'm guessing the disguise isn't working... 1.2929 0.05420 99 74 21 4
2619 They’re rebelling against recounts. 1.2929 0.05607 99 75 19 5
2620 Everyone sees what you appear to be, few experience what you really are. 1.2929 0.05420 99 74 21 4
2621 Sir, the sheep don’t think a recount will help you sleep better. 1.2929 0.05964 99 77 15 7
2622 They’re crying wolf and I’m being sheepish. What a world. 1.2929 0.05026 99 72 25 2
2623 We're not gonna pull the wool over their eyes 1.2929 0.05227 99 73 23 3
2624 Look at them! They are like humans! They believe anything we say! 1.2929 0.05607 99 75 19 5
2625 Ok so, they refuse to wear cotton masks. 1.2929 0.05788 99 76 17 6
2626 YOU hand count them. 1.2929 0.05607 99 75 19 5
2627 I think it was the 'shear genius' comment about our suits that lost 'em 1.2929 0.05420 99 74 21 4
2628 Wolf's wool 1.2929 0.05227 99 73 23 3
2629 Well now they’re telling me they WANT to be called sheeple. 1.2929 0.05420 99 74 21 4
2630 ....And so finally It was the sheep who had demanded the wolf’s clothing. 1.2929 0.05607 99 75 19 5
2631 Nobody appreciates a good wool suit anymore. 1.2929 0.05026 99 72 25 2
2632 You know, I could shoot someone on 5th Avenue and they would still follow me. 1.2929 0.05607 99 75 19 5
2633 Get me William Barr. They need to be reminded that we’re only a Democracy in name. 1.2929 0.06461 99 80 9 10
2634 So tell me, General Custer, how do we win this one. 1.2925 0.05356 106 80 21 5
2635 Mr. President, I think we are wearing the wrong kind of mask. 1.2917 0.05112 96 70 24 2
2636 They figured out they won’t be starring in a reality show called Real Housewives Without Shoes. 1.2917 0.05908 96 73 16 6
2637 ALL sheep matter,Carl 1.2917 0.05719 96 73 18 5
2638 Wardrobe malfunction? 1.2917 0.05908 96 74 16 6
2639 So, you are telling me that the land is yours... 1.2917 0.05908 96 74 16 6
2640 I guess that they don't buy us being "good shepherds" 1.2900 0.05559 100 76 19 5
2641 They don’t want to submit to a recount. 1.2900 0.05374 100 75 21 4
2642 It'll be easy, you said. They're just stupid sheep, you said. We'll wear a disguise, you said, and have mutton fr dinner, you said." 1.2900 0.05559 100 76 19 5
2643 Technically we’re a republic, not a democracy 1.2900 0.06079 100 79 13 8
2644 They want you to stop wearing their clothing. 1.2887 0.05668 97 74 18 5
2645 Not to worry. There's another 70 million who haven't noticed a thing. 1.2887 0.05668 97 74 18 5
2646 Time to put some teeth into this situation. 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
2647 Sir, they aren’t so keen on watching Fox News anymore. What’s our next strategy? 1.2887 0.05668 97 74 18 5
2648 OK. But I still say I won the election. 1.2887 0.05276 97 72 22 3
2649 Time for Plan B. 1.2887 0.05068 97 71 24 2
2650 I am ok saying that sheep lives matter, but don't let them defund the wolf. 1.2883 0.05337 111 85 20 6
2651 We warned you about strength in numbers. 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
2652 They're Trump supporters, obviously. 1.2872 0.05978 94 73 15 6
2653 'Yes' to more humane shearing, 'No' to profit sharing. 1.2872 0.06167 94 74 13 7
2654 Maybe we could consider putting ONE of them on the board of directors 1.2857 0.05618 98 75 18 5
2655 Well, that didn't work, try telling them we'll cover it next week in our press conference at the Four Seasons. 1.2857 0.05618 98 75 18 5
2656 You told them that the suit was wool didn’t you? 1.2857 0.05141 112 85 22 5
2657 Their contract stipulates sheep's clothing, not cotton or synthetics 1.2857 0.04818 112 83 26 3
2658 Uh-Oh, your tail is sticking out. 1.2857 0.05445 112 87 18 7
2659 Which one are you wearing? 1.2842 0.05532 95 72 19 4
2660 Look, just keep talking up the wool and cheese deals. Don’t mention you-know-what. 1.2842 0.04887 95 68 25 1
2661 They just figured out the tax code. 1.2842 0.05731 95 73 17 5
2662 Try acting sheepish. 1.2842 0.05111 95 70 23 2
2663 I think they’re onto us Mike 1.2842 0.04887 95 69 25 1
2664 I think they've got our number. 1.2842 0.06290 95 76 11 8
2665 I lost count. They have to jump over the fence all over again. 1.2842 0.05923 95 74 15 6
2666 This is a "Me too moment." 1.2842 0.05532 95 72 19 4
2667 We’re running out of options. It’s hard to argue over 4 million votes. 1.2842 0.05731 95 73 17 5
2668 This brings all new meaning to "I think we've been fleeced." 1.2842 0.05325 95 71 21 3
2669 Just ask for a recount. 1.2842 0.05532 95 72 19 4
2670 It doesn't look good. How do you want to handle it? 1.2842 0.05325 95 71 21 3
2671 I dunno. It’s not like we’re fracking. 1.2842 0.05532 95 72 19 4
2672 Don’t just stand there. Negotiate. 1.2842 0.05532 95 72 19 4
2673 Are you sure the manual said “shark’s clothing?” 1.2842 0.05923 95 74 15 6
2674 Clearly, we were better off in sheep's clothing. 1.2842 0.05731 95 73 17 5
2675 I guess they don't like our corporate look. 1.2842 0.05731 95 73 17 5
2676 All legal sheep must be counted 1.2842 0.05731 95 73 17 5
2677 I've never seen so many knitted brows in my life. 1.2842 0.05731 95 73 17 5
2678 You may disagree but summer crys out for a cotton blend. 1.2842 0.05731 95 73 17 5
2679 You look for the one in sheep’s clothing! 1.2842 0.05731 95 73 17 5
2680 You lost the election. I think it's time to concede. 1.2842 0.05923 95 74 15 6
2681 Deny everything! 1.2842 0.05325 95 71 21 3
2682 I couldn’t fall asleep for three days, so I kept counting. 1.2842 0.05532 95 72 19 4
2683 They say they're tired of being counted. 1.2842 0.05532 95 72 19 4
2684 Even Fox News won’t back you this time, Donald 1.2842 0.06109 95 75 13 7
2685 Keep telling them it was fraud. I got bills to pay. 1.2842 0.05532 95 72 18 4
2686 Very funny! But I herd that one before. 1.2842 0.05325 95 71 21 3
2687 They're waiting on your concession speech. 1.2842 0.05923 95 74 15 6
2688 The “Sheep in Wolf’s Clotning” line worked last time......... 1.2842 0.05532 95 72 19 4
2689 I know they're upset but we work on Wall Street now. 1.2842 0.05532 95 72 19 4
2690 So they found the sheep’s clothing?” “Yep. A-ha. 1.2842 0.05923 95 74 15 6
2691 Do you suppose they’re offended by your polyester jacket? 1.2842 0.05532 95 72 19 4
2692 They're angry about the results of the election. 1.2842 0.05532 95 72 19 4
2693 Yes, I herd what you herd. 1.2842 0.04652 95 67 27 0
2694 Maybe salad isn't such a bad idea after all. 1.2842 0.06109 95 75 13 7
2695 They claim they're wolves in sheep's clothing. 1.2842 0.06109 95 75 13 7
2696 I think they're tired of us asking for political donations. 1.2842 0.05430 95 74 16 5
2697 You know Don, I gotta give your credit. They told me that your followers were nothing but sheep! Honestly though, I did not expect this! 1.2842 0.05325 95 71 21 3
2698 My silent majority also happens to be invisible. But I assure you, they flocked to the polls. 1.2842 0.05111 95 70 23 2
2699 They’re tired of being corporate sheep. 1.2842 0.05731 95 73 17 5
2700 Do you really think we may still be able to pull the wool over their eyes? 1.2842 0.05532 95 72 19 4
2701 I don't understand it, they've turned on us. 1.2842 0.05325 95 69 20 3
2702 It seems we're the 1%, and they're mad! 1.2842 0.05325 95 71 21 3
2703 So who sheared the wool from their eyes? 1.2842 0.05000 95 72 20 3
2704 Where's Wolfdo? 1.2842 0.06109 95 75 13 7
2705 Is that suit polyester? 1.2842 0.05325 95 71 21 3
2706 Your resume said you had significant herding experience. Good luck! 1.2842 0.05731 95 73 17 5
2707 I only nap. So these don't count. 1.2842 0.05731 95 73 17 5
2708 Yes, of course they are on to us. But being sheep, they're too stupid to do anything about it. Not our fault they voted fo us. 1.2842 0.05532 95 72 19 4
2709 They want to defund us. 1.2842 0.05731 95 73 17 5
2710 Their demand is for equality and integration with the goats. 1.2842 0.05731 95 73 17 5
2711 White lives matter 1.2842 0.06290 95 76 11 8
2712 Look, you say you were just trying to kill them. They say you were hitting on them. 1.2842 0.05532 95 72 19 4
2713 Sheep matter! 1.2842 0.05325 95 71 21 3
2714 I ran out of MAGA hats. 1.2842 0.05731 95 73 17 5
2715 Still not done with inventory. I keep falling asleep. 1.2842 0.06109 95 75 13 7
2716 Somebody tweeted they were getting fleeced... 1.2842 0.05325 95 71 21 3
2717 I told you we shouldn’t let them unionize! 1.2842 0.05532 95 72 19 4