Contest #733


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733

The winning captions

These captions are chosen by The New Yorker.

  1. "It seems you promised them herd immunity, sir."
  2. "Every time we attempt a recount, we fall asleep."
  3. "They found out we've been fleecing them."


Name Value
Submission deadline 2020-11-15T22:33:00.000Z
Voting started -
Voting ended 2020-11-29T22:36:00.000Z
Finalists announced 2020-11-23T22:36:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued November 30, 2020
Number of captions 10163
Number of responses 1169444
Number of participants -


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In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 It seems you promised them herd immunity, Sir. 2.2094 0.00682 13433 3087 4446 5900
1 Every time we attempt a re-count we fall asleep. 2.1025 0.00782 10885 3119 3531 4235
2 You figured eating the black one wouldn’t be noticed ?? 2.0041 0.00811 10381 3522 3295 3564
3 YOU unstick them. Breeding Velcro wool was your idea. 1.9787 0.00960 7834 2914 2173 2747
4 'They don't like wolves in cheap clothing.' 1.9725 0.01323 3530 1140 1347 1043
5 They don't hate us because we're wolves; they hate us because we're lawyers. 1.9597 0.00851 9351 3360 3008 2983
6 The jury pool doesn’t look good. 1.9221 0.01603 2438 866 896 676
7 They demand to be counted. 1.9189 0.00981 6659 2424 2351 1884
8 They really didn’t appreciate your ‘Fleece Navidad’ joke. 1.9024 0.01039 6148 2369 2010 1769
9 I told you, they’re an extremely close-knit group. 1.8986 0.01821 1834 660 700 474
10 They found the mint jelly. 1.8914 0.01084 5893 2396 1741 1756
11 Let's get wools suits," you said. "They'll never notice," you said 1.8874 0.01479 2691 960 1074 657
12 I'm going back to Wall Street. It's easier to fleece everyone there. 1.8848 0.01691 2170 812 796 562
13 I've done more for sheep than anyone in the history of sheeps. More than Mary, who by the way, never had a lamb as great as the lambs I've had. Really great lambs. Fantastic sheeps. 1.8837 0.01026 6733 2824 1868 2041
14 Well Mitch, just two more and we can control the Senate 1.8833 0.00937 8155 3448 2211 2496
15 Can you believe 70 million of them are still following us? 1.8818 0.01666 2402 959 768 675
16 They found out we've been fleecing them. 1.8767 0.00844 8910 3446 3117 2347
17 It's the "Ewe Too" movement, Dave. I've gotta let you go. 1.8678 0.00879 8706 3582 2693 2431
18 We're mostly to blame for the Ewe Too movement. 1.8575 0.01564 2569 1016 903 650
19 They say they either get a union or nobody sleeps. 1.8516 0.01325 3640 1472 1236 932
20 Just tell them your gonna build a fence and the foxes are going to pay for it. 1.8443 0.01040 6218 2648 1890 1680
21 I think we're talking muttony. 1.8168 0.01377 3417 1477 1089 851
22 When they asked you who you wearing, you probably shouldn't have said 'Edna" 1.8080 0.01607 2542 1125 780 637
23 For starters, we should have worn sheep's clothing. 1.7793 0.01627 2121 881 827 413
24 I’m not sure what they expected. They knew what we were when they elected us. 1.7584 0.01102 5004 2271 1671 1062
25 All I said was black sheep matter 1.7542 0.01237 4370 2130 1184 1056
26 Large, angry group, no social distancing, no masks- that's the demographics that we're looking for. 1.7471 0.02217 1285 609 392 284
27 Don't think of them as angry - think of them as delicious. 1.7432 0.01140 4855 2315 1472 1068
28 I say we count only the legal sheep. 1.7399 0.01832 1749 800 604 345
29 Apparently they read something you posted on Facebook. 1.7353 0.01363 3366 1615 1027 724
30 Ignore it. It’s fake ewes. 1.7325 0.02355 1174 581 326 267
31 They remember being fleeced in 2016. 1.7303 0.02331 1090 509 366 215
32 Sorry, I know you just fell asleep, but they demand a recount. 1.7191 0.01308 3471 1655 1136 680
33 Damn herd mentality,sir 1.7145 0.01429 2900 1391 946 563
34 Tell them they all count. 1.7082 0.01235 3828 1838 1269 721
35 Looks like a lambslide. 1.7080 0.02010 1531 762 454 315
36 You shouldn't have eaten Bo Peep 1.7074 0.01296 3752 1892 1066 794
37 I fear this is the winter of THEIR discontent. 1.7037 0.01411 3230 1659 869 702
38 I strongly suggest you bleat the Fifth. 1.7011 0.01558 2626 1349 714 563
39 It's your job to get the wool back over their eyes. 1.6985 0.01417 2912 1422 946 544
40 Could we offer them herd immunity? 1.6913 0.01436 2689 1288 943 458
41 Wool suits might have been a mistake. 1.6907 0.01192 4051 1986 1332 733
42 They want to know what we did with those three little pigs. 1.6757 0.01478 2633 1322 843 468
43 I say we get the flock out of here 1.6756 0.01922 1612 826 483 303
44 It’s the #EweToo movement. 1.6704 0.01379 3122 1610 931 581
45 OK, these suits aren't working any better than the sheep's clothing. I suggest we tell them we're from the Trump Whitehouse; sheep seem to believe ANYTHING that comes out of there. 1.6704 0.01762 2081 1128 511 442
46 Weird — these disguises worked on Wall Street. 1.6672 0.01483 2629 1343 818 468
47 I said wear the OTHER wool suit! 1.6642 0.01551 2674 1460 652 562
48 Trump rally 1.6592 0.02002 1608 885 386 337
49 They know polyester when they see it. 1.6574 0.01504 2566 1334 777 455
50 I say we forget our place in the food chain and run. 1.6572 0.01587 2351 1237 683 431
51 Wooly Bullies 1.6552 0.01767 2114 1190 464 460
52 The TV channel they've been watching has suddenly started telling them the truth. 1.6538 0.01954 1499 778 462 259
53 Okay, I've got it: we're Belgian Shepherds. 1.6533 0.01664 2299 1268 560 471
54 I told you silk suits were a bad idea: it's a very strong union. 1.6516 0.01540 2529 1352 706 471
55 I don’t think we can pull the wool over their eyes any longer. 1.6482 0.02248 1100 567 353 180
56 I told you, you marry her, you marry her family 1.6469 0.01714 2011 1074 573 364
57 I have a baaaad feeling about this. 1.6459 0.02722 740 380 242 118
58 Maybe we should try for the pigs again. There were only 3 of them. 1.6427 0.01770 1864 996 538 330
59 Would you like me to wolfsplain it to them? 1.6408 0.01719 2091 1156 530 405
60 Counting sheep??? Nobody counts sheep to sleep!!! That’s all nonsense, a nursery conspiracy!!! 1.6389 0.01759 2110 1207 458 445
61 Ixnay on the tail. 1.6384 0.01750 2085 1179 481 425
62 Not eat, sir. Greet. It’s a Meet and Greet. 1.6377 0.01864 1678 903 480 295
63 They're not buying the 'herd immunity' story. 1.6371 0.01652 2020 1056 641 323
64 Now that I think about it, Burt's email might have said "wear a sheep suit", not "cheap suit". 1.6363 0.01692 1996 1065 592 339
65 With red caps they'll be perfect, Sir. 1.6354 0.01794 2060 1195 421 444
66 They're not buying it. They say if we're here to count them, we'd be in our pajamas and carrying a pillow." 1.6341 0.01836 1722 930 492 300
67 They herd about the new insomnia medication 1.6307 0.01905 1828 1068 367 393
68 Mr President, it appears the lambs can no longer be silenced 1.6243 0.01919 1597 882 433 282
69 Tell them we'll do a recount. 1.6236 0.01831 1679 907 497 275
70 Ironically, I’m going to have to throw you to the sheep. 1.6233 0.01946 1561 866 417 278
71 Nobody's done more for sheep than I have. 1.6222 0.02019 1469 822 380 267
72 Don't worry. These Republicans will go wherever you tell them. 1.6190 0.03301 538 299 145 94
73 Act “natural” 1.6182 0.02018 1548 896 347 305
74 Hows' your Border Collie impression? 1.6143 0.02540 814 431 266 117
75 Sir, your mic was hot.. 1.6132 0.02044 1427 808 363 256
76 Well they do have shear numbers. 1.6063 0.02181 1077 571 359 147
77 They know when they’re getting fleeced. 1.6040 0.02066 1260 687 385 188
78 GOP convention 1.6027 0.02193 1281 750 290 241
79 They are demanding O-baaa-ma care. 1.6013 0.02709 790 449 207 134
80 Ok. You win. Let's go back to sheeps' clothing. 1.6011 0.02042 1241 667 402 172
81 'Don't look at me, Wolfgang, you're the one who told them people are too busy counting votes and not sheeps anymore' 1.5987 0.02288 1211 724 249 238
82 They're not buying the suits. We better go back to sheep's clothing. 1.5938 0.02210 1120 626 323 171
83 I just can't keep a straight face every time they say 'collective baaaargaining.' 1.5928 0.02256 1105 627 301 177
84 I don't think we can pull the wool over their eyes this time". 1.5871 0.02307 1027 580 291 156
85 No I said, “sheep’s clothing”, not “cheap clothing, Larry.” 1.5869 0.02967 639 366 171 102
86 I get the feeling they don’t like Fox News. 1.5860 0.02407 1017 597 244 176
87 It was Halloween. My fraternity brothers had sheep’s clothing. The campus newspaper... ...C’mon! I was young. You know me...I’m vegan now. 1.5860 0.02445 1012 602 227 183
88 Oops, we’re at the wrong protest! 1.5856 0.02429 1016 602 233 181
89 Don't worry. They won't ever realize how I've been leading them astray the past 4 years. 1.5851 0.02447 1005 597 228 180
90 As I was saying, I could eat one of them in the middle of Fifth Avenue and still not lose any votes. 1.5843 0.02399 991 574 255 162
91 Yep, he abandoned them when he lost the election. 1.5837 0.02355 980 555 278 147
92 Me? You said not to go with the Russian bots this time! 1.5833 0.02568 972 598 181 193
93 Well, I guess we couldn't pull the wool over their eyes forever. 1.5832 0.02330 979 549 289 141
94 I know, it's almost like they don't trust us. 1.5807 0.02430 892 500 266 126
95 If we'd stopped counting sooner, there wouldn't be so many of them. 1.5802 0.02548 917 546 210 161
96 It certainly looks like a majority, but every time I start counting them I fall asleep. 1.5790 0.02331 924 508 297 119
97 Well, you did ask them to stand down and stand by. 1.5728 0.02488 859 490 246 123
98 I give up...Where IS Waldo? 1.5726 0.02541 826 472 235 119
99 We’re in deep sheep. 1.5706 0.02597 829 486 213 130
100 They say they want to be counted. 1.5693 0.02592 815 474 218 123
101 Of course they think alike. It's why "sheep" is both singular and plural. 1.5679 0.02545 803 457 236 110
102 Just stick to the story. You never heard of that Bo Peep girl.” 1.5678 0.02551 789 469 201 119
103 Who invited the Trump voters? 1.5678 0.02679 819 494 185 140
104 They were so easily lead in 2016. I don't know what happened. 1.5666 0.02623 796 464 209 120
105 Bummer they canned the swimsuit competition... 1.5651 0.02918 784 506 113 165
106 Tuck in your tail, you idiot! 1.5627 0.02608 766 440 221 105
107 Well, we did promise to legalise grass 1.5610 0.02718 738 434 194 110
108 No, you tell them we are stopping the count. 1.5606 0.02611 742 422 224 96
109 I don’t think huffing and puffing is going to work this time,sir. 1.5604 0.02715 753 447 190 116
110 They no longer want to be referred to as sheep. From now on, they demand to be called "Team Members". 1.5596 0.02600 722 405 230 87
111 I told you a wool suit doesn't count as sheep's clothing 1.5579 0.02724 717 419 196 102
112 You see an angry herd of sheep, but I see a line of wool sweaters. 1.5570 0.02691 711 410 206 95
113 They expect to be counted. 1.5570 0.02749 711 418 190 103
114 No doubt they were fleeced, but, as their class action lawyers, we'll get millions, they'll each get a sweater 1.5558 0.03184 511 296 146 69
115 Look, if you want their help to fall asleep, then you’re going to have to promise to stop eating them when you’re awake. 1.5557 0.02760 700 411 189 100
116 As your attorney, I would advise AGAINST wearing a wool suit next time. 1.5549 0.02701 692 397 206 89
117 The foxes are getting the same pushback at the henhouse 1.5546 0.02758 696 408 190 98
118 I’m sorry sir, but they’re demanding a recount... 1.5541 0.02733 684 395 199 90
119 How did they find out that we don't represent their interests? 1.5539 0.02774 686 402 188 96
120 They just want to be herd. 1.5536 0.02828 681 405 175 101
121 Do you feel big and bad now? 1.5534 0.02768 683 399 190 94
122 They refuse to work until we agree to profit shearing. 1.5533 0.02805 676 398 182 96
123 They're generally pretty docile, but they don't like getting fleeced. 1.5519 0.02760 665 384 195 86
124 I didn't say cheap suits, I said sheep suits. 1.5507 0.02809 670 395 181 94
125 I think they are done with minority rule. 1.5505 0.02728 654 372 204 78
126 But they knew who I was when they elected me. 1.5501 0.02930 669 410 150 109
127 I guess they heard about you and grandma. 1.5500 0.03005 620 378 144 98
128 After counting their votes, I didn't sleep too well. 1.5499 0.02848 651 384 176 91
129 Talk to Fox. Find out how he dealt with the henhouse uprising." 1.5496 0.02759 655 377 196 82
130 Your tail is showing. I think they might be on to us. 1.5495 0.02926 626 372 164 90
131 Forget Apple dividends...shearing clippers is our future! 1.5479 0.03118 637 406 113 118
132 They said they have herd immunity! 1.5469 0.02881 629 371 172 86
133 If you think about it, we only have to convince one of them. 1.5469 0.02863 629 369 176 84
134 Well, technically, insomnia isn't sufficient grounds for a recount. 1.5444 0.02899 619 366 169 84
135 I think we're outnumbered. 1.5428 0.03003 608 369 148 91
136 I say we just tell them to drink Woolite and they’ll be protected. 1.5428 0.02976 608 366 154 88
137 If we can convince one of them I THINK the rest might fall in line. 1.5424 0.02812 601 343 190 68
138 It looks like they’ve Ewenionized. 1.5417 0.02836 611 354 183 74
139 It's OK for them to be so close together. They have herd immunity. 1.5413 0.02958 593 352 161 80
140 They’re threatening to ewenonize. 1.5407 0.02989 590 353 155 82
141 You call her "lamb chops?" I'm afraid you've created a bit of a hostile work environment for all of us. 1.5397 0.03198 504 299 138 67
142 They say they have the votes. 1.5391 0.02938 575 336 168 71
143 It looks like they've stopped listening to the Fox, Mr. President. 1.5385 0.03334 494 302 118 74
144 Tell them we're sheep in wolves clothing. 1.5382 0.02995 576 343 156 77
145 Edward R. Murrow — 'A nation of sheep will beget a government of wolves.' 1.5381 0.02976 591 354 156 81
146 You HAD to bring the mint sauce?!? 1.5375 0.03078 573 345 139 83
147 They say we fleeced them. 1.5370 0.02976 568 335 161 72
148 Tell your flock a recount won't change the result. 1.5357 0.03288 476 284 129 63
149 Apparently they think we will go away, just because they voted us out. It's kinda cute. 1.5350 0.03082 572 350 138 84
150 Brooklyn Housing Court: Animal Edition. Tenant(s) V. Landlord(s) 1.5343 0.03271 554 353 106 95
151 You mimic me. Familiar ?? 1.5323 0.03475 541 362 70 109
152 They say they refuse to be fleeced.. 1.5317 0.02926 536 307 173 56
153 To hell with our image.... I say let's make a run for it. 1.5317 0.03421 442 266 117 59
154 I'm sensing a lot of penned-up anger. 1.5308 0.03204 535 331 124 80
155 they know we are politicians 1.5303 0.03203 528 325 126 77
156 You think they look mad now, just wait til they hear that the wolves get the vaccine first. 1.5294 0.03524 442 274 102 66
157 I told them they had herd immunity 1.5294 0.03070 527 313 149 65
158 They’re angry now, but in the spring it’ll be shear madness. 1.5294 0.03163 527 321 133 73
159 Wool suit? Funny - but c'mon man, read the room. 1.5290 0.02988 518 299 164 55
160 They figured out where the wool for our suits is coming from 1.5287 0.03116 522 313 142 67
161 These suits are 100% wool, so technically we are in their clothing. 1.5286 0.03228 524 332 110 82
162 It's not an angry mob, it's a rally. 1.5272 0.03129 514 308 141 65
163 This would be awkward if we cared what they think . . 1.5272 0.03165 514 311 135 68
164 GEORGE ORWELL SAID THIS WOULD HAPPEN 1.5271 0.03198 461 269 141 51
165 It seems they do not approve of our predatory business practices. 1.5265 0.03115 509 303 144 62
166 Ever since Mary left the've been pissed. 1.5264 0.03179 511 310 133 68
167 But being fleeced is part of their job description. 1.5257 0.03141 506 303 140 63
168 Annoyed? You bet, they're annoyed. It's 'herd immunity', not 'herd mentality!' 1.5250 0.03227 501 306 127 68
169 Do YOU want to tell them why 'Black Sheep Matter' 1.5246 0.03140 509 306 139 64
170 It’s a gig economy...they STAY independent contractors. 1.5233 0.03293 493 305 118 70
171 It's everything we feared- they've unionized. 1.5224 0.03100 490 288 148 54
172 I'd be more inclined to meet their demands if they weren't so damn delicious. 1.5216 0.03244 485 295 127 63
173 First they vote, then we eat. 1.5212 0.03312 472 289 120 63
174 We can't attack them. They have herd immunity. 1.5198 0.03211 481 290 132 59
175 Do you think they know? 1.5188 0.03425 426 257 115 53
176 First we pull the wool over their eyes - then we fleece 'em. 1.5171 0.03388 468 293 108 67
177 They’re my base. 1.5170 0.03254 470 285 127 58
178 They’re threatening a muttony. 1.5163 0.03358 461 285 114 62
179 I gather that Gary Larson's insomnia hasn't improved? 1.5163 0.03287 461 280 124 57
180 We never discussed what to do when they're at our door. 1.5162 0.03347 463 286 115 62
181 Apparently, the one we ate last week was pretty popular. 1.5133 0.03392 450 279 111 60
182 I feel like I’m in a Gary Larson cartoon, don’t you? 1.5124 0.03432 443 276 107 60
183 Just keep telling them we won - sooner or later they'll believe us. 1.5124 0.03406 445 276 110 59
184 If they don't agree to our terms, we'll eat them in court. 1.5121 0.03196 453 269 136 48
185 They know we're dressed to kill. 1.5113 0.03363 442 271 116 55
186 We never should have let them read Animal Farm. 1.5113 0.03306 444 269 123 52
187 They are sick and tired of Fox News and they are not going to take it anymore. 1.5102 0.03338 441 269 119 53
188 Fake ewes? Really? 1.5092 0.03394 434 267 113 54
189 Well, I'm not losing sleep over this. 1.5083 0.03423 421 258 112 51
190 Back to the farm team, big dog. 1.5082 0.03742 427 284 69 74
191 Well, we'll outvote them if we eat them all. 1.5082 0.03440 429 266 108 55
192 Well, we did promise them herd immunity. 1.5081 0.03490 431 271 101 59
193 It looks like the “Ewe Too” movement is here for you. 1.5080 0.03481 435 274 101 60
194 I'm sorry, but calling them 'Fake Ewes' is not going to make them go away. 1.5048 0.03517 414 259 101 54
195 They’re claiming herd immunity. 1.5048 0.03517 414 259 101 54
196 The good new is we only have to convince one. 1.5048 0.03454 416 257 108 51
197 What the hell, shall we count them again? 1.5048 0.03200 418 244 137 37
198 I guess they all want to be counted 1.5038 0.03547 399 248 101 50
199 Things are not looking good for your second term. 1.5036 0.03503 411 256 103 52
200 I didn’t lose. Keep counting. 1.5036 0.03606 413 264 90 59
201 They're demanding a recount. They say you fell asleep counting them the first time. 1.5028 0.03779 354 221 88 45
202 They want to practice social distancing. 1.5025 0.03569 406 256 96 54
203 They're sheep! Tell them we're taking them to where the grass is greener. 1.5025 0.03274 408 241 129 38
204 Apparently they still want a recount 1.5013 0.03574 395 247 98 50
205 They want a re-count. But I keep falling asleep 1.5012 0.03590 403 255 94 54
206 Better call Bo Peep. 1.5012 0.03472 405 250 107 48
207 I know you don't like public speaking. Just picture them shorn. 1.5012 0.03494 407 253 104 50
208 2020-Year-End-Bonus: Knit yourself a sweater! 1.5012 0.03761 407 269 72 66
209 Look, if a wool suit isn't sheep's clothing, then I don't know what is. 1.5000 0.03476 396 243 108 45
210 I like your idea of pulling the wool over their eyes. 1.5000 0.03445 398 243 111 44
211 It's the 21st Century, man -- you can't call a female employee "Lamb Chop." 1.4974 0.03571 390 244 98 48
212 Is herd immunity considered a pre-existing condition? 1.4974 0.03553 390 243 100 47
213 Don’t worry. They’re not mad at us. They’re Republicans. 1.4974 0.03691 386 247 86 53
214 They think they've been fleeced. 1.4974 0.03710 386 248 84 54
215 Between you and me, I think they know they’re about to get fleeced. 1.4948 0.03512 382 235 105 42
216 They’re demanding increased compensation, better working conditions, and triple pay for overtime. They’re tired of being fleeced. 1.4947 0.03584 380 237 98 45
217 Don’t yawn, but ... they’re demanding a recount. 1.4947 0.03622 380 239 94 47
218 Just as I was falling asleep they demanded a recount 1.4947 0.03680 380 247 80 53
219 They actually believe this voting fraud thing. Now what do we do? 1.4947 0.03661 380 241 90 49
220 They say they want a dog. 1.4947 0.03637 378 238 93 47
221 I think that expression might have been 'sheep's clothing' not cheap clothing. 1.4947 0.03459 378 229 111 38
222 Fleeced too may times. Of course they've joined a union. 1.4947 0.03559 378 234 101 43
223 Just tell them they are involved in a sleep study 1.4934 0.03538 381 236 102 43
224 Every time I try counting them, I fall asleep. 1.4934 0.03526 377 232 104 41
225 They say there’s more of them than us.” “Demand a recount! 1.4933 0.03808 373 243 76 54
226 If you can convince just one of them, the rest will follow. Obviously. 1.4931 0.03640 361 224 96 41
227 They're insisting on herd immunity." 1.4918 0.03731 368 235 85 48
228 Yeah, my suit's 100% wool also; I really thought we'd blend in better. 1.4905 0.03534 367 225 104 38
229 To be fair, we did eat their president. 1.4904 0.03673 365 230 91 44
230 I tried to explain that Fox News is not us. 1.4904 0.03734 365 233 85 47
231 Be honest-did you eat the new intern? 1.4904 0.03519 363 221 106 36
232 They say the quota of three bags full is too much. 1.4901 0.03981 304 190 79 35
233 I knew we shouldn’t have promised herd immunity. 1.4900 0.03760 351 222 86 43
234 Go with polyester," you said. "They'll never notice," you said 1.4891 0.03589 368 229 98 41
235 Who's big and bad now? 1.4890 0.03654 362 227 93 42
236 Definitely sheep's clothing next time. 1.4889 0.03518 360 219 106 35
237 Please stop referring to them as the 'lamb-stream' media, sir. 1.4889 0.03648 360 225 94 41
238 It's been a great four years, but I think they've finally caught on. 1.4889 0.03894 360 237 70 53
239 They don't mind that we're wolves. They just don't like lawyers. 1.4888 0.03609 358 229 86 43
240 Listen, I understand they’re upset about the recount. They said they don’t trust wolves—plus, I can’t get past 20 without nodding off! 1.4874 0.03649 357 223 94 40
241 I don' t know. We don't want them to develop a herd mentality. 1.4873 0.03728 355 225 87 43
242 I'm afraid a recount is necessary. 1.4873 0.03728 355 225 87 43
243 I think they're starting to doubt we represent their best interest. 1.4869 0.03690 343 213 93 37
244 It looks bad but all we have to do is to convince one sheep and the rest will follow. 1.4867 0.03882 339 218 77 44
245 We're flocked. 1.4858 0.03795 352 226 81 45
246 They can baa-baa-baa, all they want. We're beholden to the shear holders. 1.4856 0.03806 348 223 81 44
247 I think they may be on to us. 1.4844 0.03568 353 217 101 35
248 Sure, they suspect we're wolves in people's clothing, but wait 'till they figure out the fence is gone... 1.4841 0.03627 345 213 97 35
249 Looks like they discovered collective baa-gaining 1.4841 0.03581 345 211 101 33
250 Any chance they're us in different clothing? 1.4840 0.03848 343 221 78 44
251 I said get some sleep, not sheep! 1.4840 0.03712 343 214 90 38
252 I just ate one, I didn't think they'd all notice 1.4831 0.03693 354 224 89 41
253 They're angry that we've changed the metaphor. 1.4828 0.03917 319 203 78 38
254 They're saying that your counting them is disturbing THEIR sleep. 1.4825 0.03900 342 223 73 46
255 Do you want the good ewes, or bad ewes first? 1.4825 0.03789 342 218 83 41
256 I said eat them, you said let them unionize. Happy now? 1.4822 0.03799 338 215 83 40
257 Don't even try to pull the wool over their eyes. 1.4805 0.03818 333 212 82 39
258 We’re in deep sheep now. 1.4805 0.03934 333 217 72 44
259 I say we ask for a recount 1.4792 0.03862 336 217 77 42
260 You ate Little Bo Peep! 1.4789 0.03826 332 212 81 39
261 Be careful. This looks like a wild and wooly bunch! 1.4789 0.03656 332 205 95 32
262 To be fair, you did promise them a fence. 1.4789 0.03680 332 206 93 33
263 I sense a trust issue. 1.4789 0.03705 332 207 91 34
264 Quick call 911 - need only one boarder collie for a rescue. 1.4789 0.03943 332 217 71 44
265 If you can't beat them, recount them. Right? 1.4789 0.03826 332 212 81 39
266 I’m not sure they’re buying the herd immunity thing 1.4789 0.03754 332 209 87 36
267 BaaaaIDEN 1.4788 0.03795 330 209 84 37
268 Seems they feel they are being fleeced . . . 1.4787 0.03738 328 205 89 34
269 It's called collective baaaa-gaining. 1.4771 0.03695 327 203 92 32
270 They say they’re tired of being undercounted. 1.4769 0.03813 325 206 83 36
271 Just tell them we were only counting legal sheep 1.4769 0.03838 325 207 81 37
272 They've ewe-nionized. 1.4768 0.03954 323 210 72 41
273 So I said " Ewe and what army". 1.4768 0.03978 323 211 70 42
274 Blend in? You can’t be serious. With that tie? 1.4768 0.03754 323 202 88 33
275 Frankly, I never realized they could stand on their own two feet. 1.4756 0.03908 328 212 74 41
276 So... apparently they can count. 1.4752 0.03839 322 205 81 36
277 We’re in for a bleeting. 1.4752 0.03889 322 207 77 38
278 I think our best path forward is to blame the dog. 1.4748 0.03823 318 201 83 34
279 Women watching the same old white men debate their reproductive rights 1.4748 0.04074 318 211 63 44
280 Sir, they're asking you to respect the results of the election. 1.4732 0.03831 317 201 82 34
281 Really, Harry? They can spot polyester a mile away. 1.4732 0.03908 317 204 76 37
282 In my defense, the label said '100% wool.' I thought we'd blend right in! 1.4732 0.03831 317 201 82 34
283 Can you believe this? They're demanding a recount 1.4730 0.03901 315 202 77 36
284 For goodness' sake, just take the Ambien. 1.4712 0.03902 312 200 77 35
285 I think we are about to learn the difference between herd immunity and herd mentality. 1.4712 0.03768 312 195 87 30
286 I think we should put on our sheep's clothing. 1.4712 0.03928 312 201 75 36
287 Maybe we shouldn't have worn wool. 1.4712 0.04057 312 206 65 41
288 Wear a wool suit,you said. They won’t notice, you said. 1.4710 0.03894 310 198 78 34
289 Not only do they seem incapable of social distancing, I'm afraid contact tracing will be another nightmare. 1.4708 0.04045 308 202 67 39
290 They're a bit more intimidating on two feet, don't you think? 1.4706 0.03958 306 197 74 35
291 I told them you ate the only ram. 1.4691 0.03921 307 197 76 34
292 Well, of course I’m a predatory lender. 1.4691 0.04002 307 200 70 37
293 We may be ill-suited. 1.4691 0.03811 307 193 84 30
294 They want to know what your suit is made of. 1.4691 0.03669 307 188 94 25
295 You be the Big Bad Wolf, and I'll be the Big Good one. 1.4691 0.03894 307 196 78 33
296 Wardrobe really outdid themselves. Those are all wolves in sheep’s clothing. 1.4691 0.03894 307 196 78 33
297 Maybe we fleeced them one time too many? 1.4686 0.03904 303 193 78 32
298 Because you put them out of work when the Ambien started working. 1.4686 0.03932 303 194 76 33
299 You call it a majority, I call it fake ewes. 1.4686 0.03973 303 198 69 36
300 They voted for me. What can I say...they're sheep. 1.4686 0.03959 303 195 73 34
301 Evidently it’s easier to fleece people than sheep. 1.4669 0.04105 302 200 63 39
302 The one named Karen wants to speak to the manager. 1.4664 0.04092 298 196 65 37
303 I told you I could eat a lamb chop on 5th Avenue and they would still follow me. 1.4664 0.04092 298 196 65 37
304 Well sure there’s a lot of them, but who’s counting? 1.4664 0.03805 298 186 85 27
305 They figured out the collie works for us. 1.4642 0.04058 293 191 68 34
306 Remember the safe word: "Vegetarian." 1.4639 0.03900 291 184 79 28
307 They're calling it herd immunity 1.4621 0.03970 290 186 74 30
308 I know a class action suit when I see one. 1.4621 0.04000 290 187 72 31
309 Maybe we should concede. 1.4621 0.04117 290 191 64 35
310 With so many people sleeping better since the election, they are all out of work and pissed off. 1.4621 0.04175 290 193 60 37
311 Don’t look now but Karen brought her friends. 1.4618 0.03990 288 185 73 30
312 I did warn you about letting them ewe-nionize. 1.4615 0.04071 286 186 68 32
313 Don't look now, but I think they're onto us. 1.4596 0.03989 285 183 73 29
314 They’re not buying the white privilege argument. 1.4596 0.03863 285 179 81 25
315 Apparently they want to stop the count? People are going to lose sleep over this. 1.4596 0.04111 285 187 65 33
316 But they ARE a bunch of sheep. 1.4596 0.04020 285 184 71 30
317 They're just waiting for things to be great again, sir. 1.4596 0.03989 285 183 73 29
318 First the Four Seasons, now this? I’m done with you Rudy 1.4594 0.04339 283 193 50 40
319 They want to know what you did with Little Bo Peep. 1.4591 0.03836 281 173 83 23
320 Okay, maybe “sheeple” was a bad choice of words. 1.4588 0.03855 279 174 82 23
321 So far no one's been able to count them without falling asleep. 1.4588 0.03888 279 175 80 24
322 Is it me, or are we losing the room? 1.4588 0.04114 279 182 66 31
323 Pretend not to notice the guy in the middle; he's one of us. 1.4580 0.03821 286 179 83 24
324 'They've been taking assertiveness training." 1.4565 0.04114 276 180 66 30
325 Go get us a scape goat 1.4565 0.04240 276 184 58 34
326 It’s your night to count them. I’m going out with Bo-Peep. 1.4542 0.04275 273 183 56 34
327 Don't worry, fake ewes... 1.4542 0.04243 273 182 58 33
328 How do I face the Ewe Too movement? 1.4542 0.04081 273 177 68 28
329 So you did or you didn’t fleece them? 1.4542 0.04015 273 175 72 26
330 Aren't they supposed to be acting sheepish? 1.4542 0.04114 273 178 66 29
331 The guy we paid to fix the count fell asleep 1.4542 0.04179 273 180 62 31
332 it’s not working , try tweeting again ! 1.4542 0.04429 273 188 46 39
333 Sir, I think it’s time to concede! 1.4542 0.04048 273 176 70 27
334 Count the legal ones. The rest are lunch. 1.4539 0.04234 271 180 59 32
335 I don't think they'll take '"bah" for an answer. 1.4539 0.04202 271 179 61 31
336 There are several, credible allegations against you. 1.4539 0.04169 271 178 63 30
337 Recounting the sheep isn't going to change anything. 1.4535 0.04057 269 173 70 26
338 Maybe we should change our dinner plans. 1.4535 0.04225 269 178 60 31
339 Captain, it's time to abandon sheep. 1.4535 0.04257 269 179 58 32
340 I overestimated their sense of irony. 1.4535 0.04023 269 172 72 25
341 Fake ewes. 1.4532 0.04411 267 182 49 36
342 Ok, on my signal we'll take off our coats and yell SURPRISE! 1.4532 0.04009 267 170 73 24
343 You can't just go around,willy nilly, whistling "Who's Afraid of the Big Bad Wolf?" 1.4532 0.04379 267 181 51 35
344 Ignore them. They're fake ewes. 1.4532 0.04181 267 175 63 29
345 Sheep in Sheep’s clothing. Clever. 1.4532 0.04113 267 173 67 27
346 The sheep are strongly opposed to a recount. 1.4532 0.04248 267 177 59 31
347 What's wrong with wolves in sharp clothing? 1.4532 0.03231 267 190 49 28
348 Looks like your sheep want no part of your herd immunity plan. 1.4532 0.04215 267 176 61 30
349 They can’t all have lost their way, Mitch. Recount ‘em! 1.4532 0.04079 267 172 69 26
350 Looks like Me Too has become Ewe Too. 1.4532 0.04181 267 175 63 29
351 I told you it was a mistake to let them unionize 1.4532 0.04215 267 176 61 30
352 Sir, I think you should concede. 1.4529 0.04208 276 184 59 33
353 This isn't going to end well, is it? 1.4529 0.03831 276 185 62 29
354 Sir I think they’re getting tired of all the recounts 1.4529 0.04113 276 181 65 30
355 Sir, there are 75 million of them. I think it’s time we listen 1.4510 0.04325 255 169 57 29
356 Who cares? We're the 1%. 1.4504 0.04273 262 174 58 30
357 I told you we needed sheep's clothing, not chic clothing! 1.4504 0.04026 262 167 72 23
358 Sir, I’m not sure counting the sheep again will change the situation. 1.4504 0.04204 262 172 62 28
359 Did you really have to say STOP THE COUNT? 1.4504 0.04307 262 175 56 31
360 Herd mentality or herd immunity? 1.4492 0.04203 256 167 63 26
361 Looks like we picked the wrong one to clone. 1.4479 0.04131 259 168 66 25
362 So, apparently the Ewe Too movement has a few demands... 1.4479 0.04203 259 170 62 27
363 Which one is our guy? 1.4479 0.04167 259 169 64 26
364 So...what’s eating these guys? 1.4479 0.04274 259 172 58 29
365 Maybe dressing like them would have been a better choice. 1.4475 0.04298 257 171 57 29
366 This is probably going to be another superspreader event, isn't it? 1.4475 0.04298 257 171 57 29
367 1764 Ayes, 2 Nays. The Nays have it. 1.4475 0.04437 257 175 49 33
368 This cartoon is rigged. 1.4475 0.04298 257 171 57 29
369 Should we try ‘Crying Wolf’ again? 1.4475 0.04117 257 166 67 24
370 I think it might be time for your concession speech 1.4471 0.04251 255 168 60 27
371 So, they found out about the three little pigs huh? 1.4471 0.04178 255 166 64 25
372 They're demanding greener pastures. 1.4471 0.04103 255 163 68 23
373 We're you aware that Mary's little lamb was a union organizer? 1.4471 0.04498 255 175 46 34
374 You’ve accumulated a lot of I O ewes! 1.4471 0.04287 255 169 58 28
375 It'll be hard to convince them that we aren't false prophets, when you forgot to tuck in your tail, Larry. 1.4471 0.04140 255 165 66 24
376 I'm still going to demand a recount. 1.4471 0.04178 255 166 64 25
377 Ok. It's not working. Next time we get sheep's clothing. 1.4471 0.04178 255 166 64 25
378 Sir, they’re demanding that you legalize grass again. 1.4471 0.04214 255 167 62 26
379 I dunno Mitch, I think they may have minds if their own 1.4466 0.04348 253 169 55 29
380 What are the odds that All of them actually are named Karen? 1.4449 0.04334 254 170 55 29
381 You really had them, Frank, right up until the "I got my sheepskin from Harvard" comment. 1.4444 0.04250 252 166 60 26
382 They demand a recount by an independent watchdog. 1.4435 0.04261 248 163 60 25
383 No two ways about it. We're flocked. 1.4435 0.04411 248 167 52 29
384 Republican Party Here and Accounted For 1.4435 0.04448 248 168 50 30
385 They hate it when I yell, "Hey ewe!" 1.4435 0.04125 248 162 63 23
386 It appears they’ve ewe-ionized, sir. 1.4427 0.04162 253 165 64 24
387 Sir, they are demanding that they ALL be counted 1.4413 0.04233 247 162 61 24
388 I call them our base 1.4408 0.04412 245 165 52 28
389 Apparently, they were miscounted. 1.4408 0.04412 245 165 52 28
390 Wool suits will be fine," you said. "They won't know the difference," you said. 1.4405 0.04134 252 164 65 23
391 No worries, these are all illegal goats cast by mail. 1.4405 0.04358 252 170 53 29
392 I could have sworn you said 'wolves in chic clothing'... 1.4405 0.04500 252 174 45 33
393 Don't turn around now, I think they're on to us. 1.4403 0.04121 243 156 67 20
394 Hmmm ... they don't look sheepish to me. 1.4403 0.04243 243 159 61 23
395 We may want to consider the vegetarian option. 1.4403 0.04121 243 156 67 20
396 You think this is bad? Try working with lemmings." 1.4403 0.04477 243 165 49 29
397 Is this that herd mutiny they talk about? 1.4403 0.04323 243 161 57 25
398 Tell them, Where there's wool there's a way. 1.4403 0.04121 243 156 67 20
399 Have a trusted insomniac do the recount. 1.4403 0.04283 243 160 59 24
400 I can’t figure out what got them so riled up. All I said was what’s eating you? 1.4403 0.04203 243 158 63 22
401 They insist on a recount. 1.4403 0.04323 243 161 57 25
402 I don't think they appreciated your 'like lambs to slaughter' joke, Carl. 1.4403 0.04362 243 162 55 26
403 🙌Everytime I try counting their vote I fall asleep. 1.4403 0.04203 243 158 63 22
404 ... “so apparently now even saying wolf in sheep’s clothing is unacceptable ...” 1.4403 0.04515 243 166 47 30
405 Say nothing. Just act sheepish. Works every time. 1.4387 0.04159 253 166 63 24
406 What did you pay the dog? 1.4380 0.04295 242 160 58 24
407 So I whistle. It's my nature. 1.4380 0.04255 242 159 60 23
408 I don’t think we can eat our way out of this one, boss. 1.4375 0.04400 240 161 53 26
409 I posted some stuff about your eating habits. There may have been photos. 1.4375 0.04360 240 160 55 25
410 They want you to stop calling insomnia a hoax. 1.4375 0.04320 240 159 57 24
411 It was only a matter of time until they found out it wasn't just the black sheep we didn't care about. 1.4370 0.04094 238 152 68 18
412 70 million voted for me 1.4370 0.04427 238 160 52 26
413 The President can't sleep. He demands a recount. 1.4370 0.04427 238 160 52 26
414 This damn #ewetoo movement. 1.4370 0.04346 238 158 56 24
415 They want to know what you did with that Bo Peep gal. 1.4370 0.04264 238 156 60 22
416 Turns out they've read George Orwell. 1.4370 0.04346 238 158 56 24
417 I thought you said Veep's clothing 1.4370 0.04264 238 156 60 22
418 Beginning to think the wool suits were a political miscalculation. 1.4370 0.03962 238 159 58 21
419 Giving them the vote was one thing, but cloning them was definitely a mistake. 1.4370 0.04051 238 151 70 17
420 Of course they're mad. You ate their candidate, then declared victory. 1.4370 0.04180 238 154 64 20
421 I said get us "sheep suits," not "cheap suits." 1.4370 0.04305 238 156 55 23
422 This insurrection has evolved beyond my skill set. We need domestic help—maybe a collie. 1.4370 0.04264 238 156 60 22
423 They say we’re creating a hostile work environment. 1.4370 0.04305 238 157 58 23
424 Give it up, they won. 1.4370 0.04305 238 157 58 23
425 Tell them we’re only counting the sheep that were here by Election Day. 1.4370 0.04305 238 157 58 23
426 They could be upset about the count. 1.4364 0.04535 236 161 47 28
427 They figured out we're fake ewes 1.4364 0.04574 236 162 45 29
428 They demand that every sheep be counted 1.4364 0.04414 236 158 53 25
429 Frank, I don't think these wool suits qualify as 'sheep's clothing.' 1.4364 0.04535 236 161 47 28
430 I know it's actually a wool blend, but technically we're still a wolf in sheep's clothing. 1.4364 0.04454 236 159 51 26
431 Sir, should we prey or pray? 1.4364 0.04331 236 156 57 23
432 They're tired of being counted. 1.4361 0.04231 227 146 62 18
433 Hmm, something tells me they don’t believe we won the election. 1.4357 0.04464 241 164 49 28
434 They're demanding sick days, maternity leave, and that we stop eating them. 1.4352 0.04572 216 144 50 22
435 It's not paranoia I tell ya. I swear I heard them saying 'baaaaaaastards' 1.4346 0.04399 237 159 53 25
436 That suit is 100% cotton, right? 1.4344 0.04262 221 142 62 17
437 Don't worry. Half of them are wolves. 1.4340 0.04128 235 151 66 18
438 Spot our undercover agent 1.4340 0.04216 235 153 62 20
439 I don't know how many are angry. Every time I try to count them, I fall asleep. 1.4340 0.03994 235 148 72 15
440 They don't look so meek to me. 1.4340 0.04301 235 155 58 22
441 We're not suited for this. 1.4340 0.04385 235 157 54 24
442 And then the genie said, “You’re down to your final wish!” and I just kinda panicked... 1.4340 0.04301 235 154 58 22
443 They're suspicious - they want a recount. 1.4335 0.04536 233 159 47 27
444 I don't think they're buying the "herd immunity" thing. 1.4335 0.04495 233 158 49 26
445 All I said was herd immunity is a hoax 1.4335 0.04197 233 151 63 19
446 I think we should have dressed for the job we want, not the job we have. 1.4335 0.04108 233 149 67 17
447 You're right. Great idea, wolves in lawyers clothing. 1.4335 0.04284 233 153 59 21
448 Tell them we only eat turkey. 1.4335 0.04327 233 154 57 22
449 They’re standing back and standing by Sir, just give the word 1.4335 0.04536 233 159 47 27
450 Good thing the popular vote doesn’t matter. 1.4335 0.04495 233 158 49 26
451 If you don’t count them, there really aren’t that many 1.4335 0.04412 233 156 53 24
452 You tell them you won the election. 1.4329 0.04397 231 154 54 23
453 These wool suits don't make us blend in as much as I thought they would. 1.4329 0.04310 231 152 58 21
454 They helped you fall asleep Ron, you gotta pay 'em 1.4323 0.04467 229 154 51 24
455 I try to negotiate in good faith, but I just keep picturing them as lamb chops. 1.4323 0.04424 229 153 53 22
456 They want to see the label. 1.4323 0.04337 229 151 57 21
457 Yes approval ratings are down, but don't forget we can just eat the ones that don't agree with us" 1.4323 0.04467 229 154 51 24
458 Umm, Sir, when I said “you won”, I meant to say “ewe won”. 1.4323 0.04594 229 157 45 27
459 You said it. Total clusterflock. 1.4323 0.04552 229 156 47 26
460 That’s right, tell them that herd immunity is the way to go—it costs the taxpayer nothing and only a million of them will die… 1.4323 0.04424 229 153 53 23
461 They want to know where they go now. 1.4323 0.04381 229 152 55 22
462 Not sure if it's really a million-mutton-march. Every time I try to count them, I fall asleep. 1.4323 0.04337 229 151 57 21
463 They think we’re trying to fleece them 1.4318 0.04555 220 148 49 23
464 Now THIS is herd mentality, Mr. President. 1.4317 0.04452 227 152 52 23
465 It was your idea to get rid of Mary. 1.4316 0.04397 234 157 53 24
466 Quick, we need a new lie that will explain our last lie. 1.4310 0.04466 232 157 50 25
467 What now, Rudy? 1.4304 0.04452 230 155 51 24
468 You can’t fool all of the sheep all of the time. 1.4298 0.04213 228 148 62 18
469 Time to retire the metaphor? 1.4298 0.04213 228 148 62 18
470 Sheep's clothing, my eye! This is Brooks Brothers. 1.4298 0.04437 228 153 52 23
471 They're demanding an end to minority rule. 1.4292 0.04465 226 152 51 23
472 The flock demands to be herd. 1.4292 0.04595 226 155 45 26
473 They may be on to us. 1.4292 0.04145 226 145 64 16
474 Count them again. 1.4292 0.04285 226 148 59 19
475 I think they suspect we're just wolves in chic clothing. 1.4292 0.04595 226 155 45 26
476 I told you to get sheep suits, not cheap suits! 1.4292 0.04509 226 153 49 24
477 I think we need to consider switching to polyester this season. 1.4292 0.04239 226 147 61 18
478 They don't want a recount. 1.4292 0.04552 226 154 47 25
479 Let's tell them we're vegetarians. 1.4292 0.04376 226 150 55 21
480 Okay, this is baaaaad. 1.4292 0.04421 226 151 53 22
481 What the heck, I can start my diet tomorrow. 1.4279 0.04421 229 154 52 23
482 From the looks of her family, it appears you and the cutie in the 3rd row went well beyond flirting. 1.4279 0.04715 229 161 38 30
483 I don't think we can count on them. 1.4279 0.04523 222 150 49 23
484 At least we'll die in our sleep. 1.4279 0.04385 222 147 55 20
485 We're going to need a bigger lint brush. 1.4279 0.04567 222 151 47 24
486 Don't worry -- They can't hurt us if we don't count them 1.4279 0.04431 222 148 53 21
487 Don't worry, they always vote against their own self interest 1.4279 0.04656 222 153 43 26
488 Look, you lost the election. Just go. 1.4279 0.04612 222 152 45 25
489 Just act casual. I think it's the wool suits. 1.4273 0.04366 220 145 56 19
490 What are they mad at? If 100% wool isn't sheep's clothing, what is? 1.4273 0.04506 220 148 49 22
491 I thought when I woke-up, this would all be over... 1.4273 0.04413 220 146 54 20
492 Our polling suggests the wool suit was a misstep. 1.4248 0.04592 226 156 44 26
493 Quite frankly I think they are sick of being treated like sheep 1.4247 0.04281 219 143 59 17
494 It looks to me like we're in the majority. 1.4247 0.04611 219 150 45 24
495 We need a recount. He’s still awake. 1.4247 0.04565 219 149 47 23
496 He said we HAVE to recount them. 1.4247 0.04519 219 147 49 22
497 I said "sheep suits" , not "cheap suits"! 1.4240 0.04688 217 150 42 25
498 This won't work. They've achieved herd immunity. 1.4240 0.04549 217 147 48 22
499 Another tense day at the New York Flock Exchange. 1.4240 0.04406 217 144 54 19
500 They're calling themselves Ewe-Anon. 1.4240 0.04642 217 149 44 24
501 That "STOP THE COUNT" tweet really messed up their line of work 🐦 1.4240 0.04688 217 150 42 25
502 I said to meet me at Cheap Total Landscaping 1.4240 0.04822 217 153 36 28
503 I think they’re angry about having to do the recount. 1.4240 0.04502 217 146 50 21
504 I think they don’t want us recounting them 1.4240 0.04157 217 139 64 14
505 It’s not my fault...she never mentioned she was cloned... 1.4240 0.04549 217 147 48 22
506 They feel you fleeced them. 1.4233 0.04435 215 143 53 19
507 More uncounted? 1.4233 0.04627 215 147 45 23
508 They're like potato chips. You can't eat just one! 1.4233 0.04673 215 148 43 24
509 They seem angry. You told them you would make the pasture great again. 1.4227 0.04594 220 151 45 24
510 ...and I still couldn't fall asleep 1.4227 0.04266 220 144 59 17
511 Just tell them fake ewes - we need to do a recount. 1.4225 0.04705 213 147 42 24
512 You know, they probably are a bit under-represented in management. 1.4198 0.04426 212 141 53 18
513 Yes, collective baaaa-gaining is still a thing here. 1.4198 0.04624 212 145 45 22
514 Countless numbers of them are angry. How do you sleep at night? 1.4190 0.04606 210 143 46 21
515 Howl, I dare you. 1.4190 0.04606 210 143 46 21
516 I think they overheard your "grab 'em by the udder" comment. 1.4190 0.04506 210 141 50 19
517 'Sheep's clothing,' I said. But noooo, Mr. GQ here had to go with Giorgio Armani. 1.4190 0.04752 210 146 40 24
518 They insist on being counted. 1.4190 0.04506 210 141 50 19
519 Senator, I see you’ve got your whole Congressional caucus in line! 1.4190 0.04655 210 144 44 22
520 They want to see evidence that you're a sheep in wolf's clothing. 1.4190 0.04455 210 140 52 18
521 They're demanding to be counted. 1.4190 0.04506 210 141 50 19
522 Should we stop the count? 1.4190 0.04704 210 145 42 23
523 Mr Wolfram, one maybe two, but even you must admit we'll have a tough time convincing the jury of your innocence when two thousand poor little lambs all testify that you led them astray. 1.4183 0.04882 208 147 35 26
524 We dine vegan, we dress cotton. What now? 1.4183 0.04537 208 140 49 19
525 Well, they're wool so technically, yes, we are in their clothing. 1.4183 0.04273 208 135 59 14
526 Who’s going to tell them Trump lost?” 1.4183 0.04638 208 142 45 21
527 They are not angry sheep, they are patriots 1.4183 0.04485 208 139 51 18
528 No, they don't believe that you are a border collie. 1.4183 0.04433 208 138 53 17
529 Oh now you’re sheepish? 1.4183 0.04537 208 140 49 19
530 Her family doesn't approve of me. 1.4183 0.04688 208 143 43 22
531 'Can't believe they're still mad. It's just a suit.' 1.4183 0.04433 208 138 53 17
532 I think they found out about our true intentions. 1.4183 0.04485 208 139 51 18
533 Okay, don’t look…I SAID DON’T LOOK…but I think we stumbled into an anti-capitalist nudist colony—these naked folks seem pretty pissed off about our gorgeous Givenchy suits. 1.4175 0.05059 206 149 28 29
534 Well, technically it IS sheep's clothing. 1.4175 0.04409 206 136 54 16
535 No, trust me. They'll think we're type-A border collies. 1.4175 0.04619 206 139 46 20
536 Counting them at night isn’t good enough; now they’re demanding a daytime count as well. 1.4175 0.04355 206 135 56 15
537 It's as if when they look at us all they see are bloodthirsty corporate predators. 1.4175 0.04917 206 146 34 26
538 Walter, I think we’re in sheep dit. 1.4175 0.04917 206 146 34 26
539 Well, one stood up, then another one tried it, and here we are. 1.4175 0.04515 206 138 50 18
540 I'm a wolf. They are sheep. The suit stays. 1.4171 0.04439 211 141 52 18
541 I think they’re onto us 1.4146 0.04633 205 140 45 20
542 I didn’t even know they could stand on their two feet. 1.4146 0.04633 205 140 45 20
543 On second thought, how 'bout chicken? 1.4146 0.04735 205 142 41 22
544 I told you to wear a cotton suit. 1.4146 0.04312 205 134 57 14
545 You want a recount? Really? 1.4146 0.04421 205 136 53 16
546 So I fleeced them. Who knew they'd take it this poorly? 1.4146 0.04735 205 142 41 22
547 So are they wolves in sheep's clothing, or are we sheep in wolves' clothing? 1.4146 0.04528 205 138 49 18
548 I have no idea what we did wrong-- 1.4146 0.04785 205 143 39 23
549 I think we're gonna need a bigger freezer. 1.4146 0.04394 205 142 42 20
550 Of course we can fleece them - they're sheep. 1.4146 0.04528 205 138 49 18
551 Mary had a litte lamb, and now they're all blaming me." 1.4146 0.04735 205 142 41 22
552 It's a wolf in sheep's clothing not a wolf in cheap clothing. 1.4146 0.04528 205 138 49 18
553 Sheep suits, John... I told you to get Sheep. Suits. 1.4146 0.04475 205 137 51 17
554 They aren’t fooled by our wool suits 1.4146 0.04684 205 141 43 21
555 They voted to ewe-nionize. 1.4146 0.03748 205 142 48 15
556 Hey, I said let's get cotton suits. But nooooo... 1.4146 0.04367 205 135 55 15
557 Not so much in the technical sense, but I think they know they’re about to get fleeced. 1.4146 0.04735 205 142 41 22
558 Seems our constituents don't like to get fleeced. 1.4146 0.04421 205 136 53 16
559 We may have miscalculated the ramifications. 🐏 1.4146 0.04633 205 140 45 20
560 Told you they'd notice the tail 1.4146 0.04421 205 136 53 16
561 You can fool some of the sheep some of the time... 1.4146 0.04684 205 141 43 21
562 Nobody likes a recount, but least of all the sheep. 1.4138 0.04506 203 136 50 17
563 I don’t think they’re buying your story about Mary being on sabbatical. 1.4138 0.04613 203 138 46 19
564 You cannot pull the wool over all their eyes all the time. 1.4138 0.04451 203 135 52 16
565 They don't like a wolf in men's clothing either. 1.4138 0.04396 203 139 46 18
566 Ignore them. It’s all fake ewes. 1.4138 0.04451 203 135 52 16
567 Next time, we try sheeps' clothing. 1.4138 0.04340 203 133 56 14
568 I honestly thought fooling some of them all of the time, and all of them some of the time would be enough. 1.4138 0.04506 203 136 50 17
569 You really can’t just go around saying ‘Wake up, sheeple!’ it’s actually incredibly offensive. 1.4138 0.04665 203 139 44 20
570 So which one is the wolf? 1.4138 0.04819 203 142 38 23
571 You think they're on to us? 1.4138 0.04717 203 140 42 21
572 I told you to use the lemmings analogy, but oh no, you knew better. 1.4138 0.04451 203 135 52 16
573 Perhaps wearing wool suits wasn't such a good idea. 1.4138 0.04506 203 136 49 17
574 It's not their herd mentality that worries me. Will they remember how great I am once the new dog takes over. 1.4138 0.04819 203 142 38 23
575 They're behind me, aren't they. 1.4138 0.04506 203 136 50 17
576 Let's check out the hen house. 1.4138 0.04506 203 136 50 17
577 Maybe eat the next one in private? 1.4138 0.04396 203 133 54 15
578 I suggest we stick with the little girl with the red hood. 1.4138 0.04768 203 141 40 22
579 ‘of course I understand the importance of the census, but I kept falling asleep.’ 1.4138 0.04613 203 138 46 19
580 Sir, they’re from Philadelphia. 1.4138 0.04717 203 140 42 21
581 Who knew they’d be so offended by a poly wool blend? 1.4138 0.04396 203 134 54 15
582 And now they're saying, "All lives matter" !" 1.4129 0.04591 201 133 47 18
583 Angry as they may be, we both know who eats who 1.4121 0.04398 199 131 54 14
584 I guess they weren't fooled by the wool suits. 1.4121 0.04512 199 133 50 16
585 Actually, sir, it's known as herd immunity. 1.4121 0.04785 199 138 40 21
586 Good thing we have the electoral college. Otherwise, we’d be in real trouble. 1.4112 0.04711 197 135 43 19
587 Let 'em unionize," you said. "How bad could it be?" you said 1.4089 0.04391 203 135 53 15
588 Mr. President, I think they're onto us. 1.4089 0.04608 203 139 45 19
589 The latest Republican convention 1.4089 0.05062 203 148 27 28
590 I realize the increase in insomnia in 2020 has them working extra hours, but it doesn't qualify as hazard pay. 1.4089 0.04501 203 137 49 17
591 Sir, they want us to stop using the word "sheeple". 1.4089 0.04865 203 144 35 24
592 They're all there. I counted them last night. 1.4089 0.04446 203 136 51 16
593 Don’t worry; the recount will prove there are actually more of us wolves. 1.4089 0.04608 203 139 45 19
594 It was only a matter of time before they realized we weren’t looking after their best interests. 1.4089 0.04501 203 137 49 17
595 Flock 'em. 1.4089 0.04815 203 143 37 23
596 They're reneging on the deal. They think we fleeced em'. 1.4089 0.04501 203 137 49 17
597 One hundred eighty-seven to two? I think we can get this vote overturned In court. 1.4082 0.04781 196 136 40 20
598 I suggest the first thing we do is trade in these suits for some sheep’s clothing. 1.4082 0.04726 196 135 42 19
599 I'm thinking a 3% raise and no shearing until spring will do it. 1.4082 0.04381 196 129 54 13
600 They`ve formed a ewe-too movement! 1.4082 0.04726 196 135 42 19
601 I told you not to wear your wool suit. 1.4082 0.04556 196 132 48 16
602 You're going to have to come up with something better than 'Let's make grazing great again'... 1.4082 0.04613 196 133 46 17
603 They heard the plan about a polyester cotton blend.” 1.4082 0.04613 196 133 46 17
604 I'm no longer hungry 1.4082 0.04781 196 136 40 20
605 It's simple. You just pull the wool over their eyes. 1.4082 0.04499 196 131 50 15
606 They claim you fell asleep before they were counted. 1.4082 0.04499 196 141 34 20
607 Remember when I said we'd be sorry for not buying polyester? 1.4082 0.04556 196 132 48 16
608 Now it's #EweToo. 1.4082 0.04440 196 130 52 14
609 Don't worry. Many of them are actually wolves. 1.4082 0.04556 196 132 48 16
610 They don’t see any legitimate reason for a recount,sir”. 1.4082 0.04440 196 130 52 14
611 I was told by very senior people before coming we’d be offered herd immunity. 1.4082 0.04670 196 134 44 18
612 We’ll agree to maternity leave but no dental. 1.4082 0.04556 196 132 48 16
613 Um Sir, who wants to tell them they need to put their masks on? 1.4082 0.04670 196 134 44 18
614 With all due respect Mr. President, what you are refering to is herd immunity, but this here is herd mentality sir. 1.4082 0.04613 196 133 46 17
615 When we wear wool they say we’re trying to pull a fast one, when we wear cotton they say we’re taking away their jobs... we can’t win! 1.4082 0.04260 196 127 58 11
616 The sheep are demanding a recount! 1.4072 0.04760 194 134 41 19
617 They’re standing back & standing by, sir. 1.4072 0.04703 194 133 43 18
618 They think we are fleecing them. 1.4062 0.04562 192 128 48 15
619 They’re calling it “Ewe-Too” 1.4062 0.04220 192 131 47 14
620 The future is bleat. 1.4062 0.04562 192 129 48 15
621 I told you - nobody trusts lawyers. 1.4062 0.04621 192 130 46 16
622 Looks like we can proceed with a class action. 1.4062 0.04680 192 131 44 17
623 What ever you do, don't start counting. 1.4062 0.04795 192 133 40 19
624 Go ahead if you want. I'm a vegetarian. 1.4062 0.04851 192 134 38 20
625 I think yelling out “lunchtime!” may have raised a question as to your intent. 1.4062 0.04621 192 130 46 16
626 They don’t seem to think you won. 1.4062 0.04795 192 133 40 19
627 Apparently a wool suit is not what they meant by sheep's clothing. 1.4062 0.04680 192 131 44 17
628 They want to know which one of us said 'We're leading you to laughter!' when the sign clearly says 'Slaughter' 1.4062 0.04738 192 132 42 18
629 Don... Joe won the election and they know. Stop trying to pull the wool over their eyes! 1.4062 0.04621 192 130 46 16
630 They want to know what happened to the black sheep 1.4062 0.04907 192 135 36 21
631 They’re calling it a Ewe-nion. 1.4062 0.04851 192 134 38 20
632 Just stay cool. They have to pick one of us to lead. That's the beauty of a two-party system. 1.4062 0.04963 192 136 34 22
633 Your insomnia is out of control. 1.4062 0.04680 192 131 44 17
634 They've caught on that we're trying to fleece them. 1.4062 0.04738 192 132 42 18
635 I told you we should have stopped counting them on Tuesday! 1.4062 0.04379 192 126 54 12
636 They’re claiming you ate one of them and left an ‘I owe ewe’... 1.4062 0.05017 192 137 32 23
637 Whose bright idea was it to introduce democracy into a predator-prey relationship? 1.4062 0.04316 192 125 56 11
638 All this recounting seems to be keeping everyone awake instead. 1.4062 0.05017 192 137 32 23
639 I think they found out we've been working for the Melatonin lobby. 1.4062 0.04621 192 130 46 16
640 Don’t worry, they have to vote for one of us 1.4062 0.04738 192 131 42 17
641 We may have to change our dinner plans. 1.4062 0.04502 192 127 50 14
642 We can pull the wool over their eyes for only so long. 1.4062 0.04621 192 130 46 16
643 They're fed up with always being counted and no one ever telling them how many of them there are. 1.4062 0.04562 192 129 48 15
644 The suits didn't help, they know we're lawyers. 1.4062 0.04379 192 126 54 12
645 i may have mentioned herd immunity 1.4062 0.04379 192 126 54 12
646 STOP THE COUNT! STOP THE COUNT! STOP THE COUNT! 1.4062 0.04738 192 132 42 18
647 I don't understand it either - the focus groups all said they trusted a wolf in a suit. 1.4062 0.04680 192 131 44 17
648 They look maaaaaad. 1.4062 0.04907 192 135 36 21
649 Don’t concede, Mr. President. You can fleece them through January. 1.4062 0.04738 192 132 42 18
650 I knew they would follow, I just didn't know they would organize 1.4062 0.04562 192 129 48 15
651 I dont know how many there are - every time I try to count them I doze off 1.4062 0.04738 192 132 42 18
652 I told you we shouldn't have fleeced them. 1.4061 0.04761 197 137 40 20
653 They think you promised them herd immunity. 1.4053 0.04594 190 128 47 15
654 They actually believe it now when someone crys wolf. 1.4053 0.04773 190 131 41 18
655 Don't worry, herd immunity will protect us" 1.4053 0.04773 190 131 41 18
656 Bo Peep’s missing and of course it’s our fault 1.4043 0.04688 188 128 44 16
657 I don’t remember is this where we say stop the count or count the votes 1.4043 0.04565 188 126 48 14
658 They say you've been cross-dressing 1.4043 0.04808 188 130 40 18
659 What can I say? It was lunchtime. 1.4041 0.04775 193 134 40 19
660 Would it have killed you to wear a cotton suit? 1.4021 0.04546 189 127 48 14
661 They don't mind if you count them, they just don't like the drooling. 1.4011 0.04703 187 128 43 16
662 Jim, those mushrooms we ate have definitely kicked in. 1.4011 0.04763 187 129 41 17
663 They think they’re getting fleeced. 1.4011 0.04641 187 127 45 15
664 ...and you said I was blowing this whole ‘herd mentality’ out of proportion. 1.4011 0.04703 187 128 43 16
665 You wanna just go get pizza instead? 1.4000 0.04675 185 126 44 15
666 I know you are tough, but maybe you had better concede this election. 1.4000 0.05210 185 135 26 24
667 Just keep telling them you won. Trust me. 1.4000 0.04920 185 129 36 19
668 Apparently, elections do have consequences. 1.4000 0.04799 185 128 40 17
669 Like I said, it’s not "a wolf in chic clothing." 1.4000 0.04738 185 127 42 16
670 They think we're Lawyers! 1.4000 0.04738 185 127 42 16
671 They're demanding a profit-shearing plan. 1.4000 0.04738 185 127 42 16
672 What can I say? The people don't want our kind in the White House anymore. 1.4000 0.04860 185 129 38 18
673 I don’t care how many angry followers you have, you’ve still lost the election. 1.4000 0.04920 185 130 36 19
674 What do they mean we are "wolf-splaining?" 1.4000 0.04738 185 127 42 16
675 Who knows...maybe they’re all just wolves in sheep’s clothing. 1.4000 0.04675 185 126 44 15
676 Next time try a sleeping pill. 1.4000 0.04799 185 128 40 17
677 I didn't get a lot of sleep last night. 1.3989 0.04514 183 122 48 12
678 It's less about the deception and more about the cultural appropriation. 1.3989 0.04710 183 125 43 15
679 If we could just build a wall... Forget straw and sticks. Brick. maybe? 1.3989 0.04836 183 127 39 17
680 Let’s demand a recount. Fake sheep. 1.3989 0.04958 183 129 35 19
681 No masks?” “They said they’re not sheep.” 1.3989 0.04773 183 126 41 16
682 Don’t look now but I think we’re flocked! 1.3989 0.04710 183 125 43 15
683 Where’s a darn border collie when you need one? 1.3989 0.04379 183 120 53 10
684 Listen to me Mitch; there are 20+ million of them, so if you take away their health care, you're on your own. 1.3989 0.04773 183 126 41 16
685 They say, as of today, they're not a herd. They're a union. So I guess no more free lunch. 1.3989 0.04773 183 126 41 16
686 They voted for you because you "tell it like it is", and now they're upset that you didn't eat them. 1.3989 0.05195 183 133 27 23
687 I think these wool suits were a mistake. 1.3989 0.04646 183 124 45 14
688 Tell 'em Fox called it, not us. 1.3989 0.04836 183 127 39 17
689 Sir, My advice is to concede and switch back to our sheeps' clothing 1.3989 0.04514 183 122 49 12
690 This Trump rally was supposed to begin 2 hours ago! 1.3989 0.04710 183 125 43 15
691 All I said was polyester suits don’t itch like wool. 1.3989 0.05137 183 132 29 22
692 Herd immunity? Never heard of it. 1.3989 0.04548 183 125 44 14
693 They’re demanding we stop counting them. 1.3989 0.04710 183 125 43 15
694 We the sheeple? Ewenions? Civwool rights? What are they, US?! 1.3989 0.04710 183 125 43 15
695 My mistake, the saying is actually, 'in sheep's clothing', NOT cheap clothing. 1.3989 0.04773 183 126 41 16
696 Turns out dressing up as them IS cultural appropriation. 1.3989 0.04836 183 127 39 17
697 Think it's too late to pull the wool over their eyes? 1.3978 0.05058 181 129 32 20
698 Don’t turn around. I think they recognize us. 1.3978 0.04547 181 121 48 12
699 The 99% appear to have organized 1.3978 0.04581 181 124 43 14
700 What do they know? They're a bunch of ugly moronic sheep...they're right behind me aren't they? 1.3978 0.04873 181 126 38 17
701 I can tell you they don't buy herd immunity for a second 1.3978 0.04873 181 126 38 17
702 Perhaps you shouldn’t have worn the wool suit today. 1.3978 0.04809 181 125 40 16
703 I could say I've had worse jury pools, but... 1.3978 0.04997 181 128 34 19
704 Is it me, or do they all look alike? 1.3978 0.04680 181 123 44 14
705 Mutton ventured,mutton gained. 1.3978 0.04873 181 126 38 17
706 I'm not sure how many there are. I keep falling asleep before I finish counting. 1.3978 0.04304 181 130 35 16
707 Apparently there is a dress code. 1.3978 0.04547 181 121 48 12
708 Sir, they say no one sleeps until the count is done 1.3978 0.04680 181 123 44 14
709 I think this time they expect us to count all of them. 1.3978 0.04680 181 123 44 14
710 They're demanding a recount. 1.3966 0.04846 179 124 39 16
711 Their demands are reasonable... but let’s just eat them. 1.3966 0.05037 179 127 33 19
712 I don't think they agree with our dinner plans 1.3966 0.04648 179 121 45 13
713 So they want us to stop using the term 'herd immunity'? 1.3966 0.04846 179 124 39 16
714 I think these cotton suits have got to go. 1.3966 0.04580 179 120 47 12
715 Thank God for the electoral college 1.3966 0.04846 179 124 39 16
716 Just tell them it's all fake ewes. 1.3966 0.04781 179 123 41 15
717 We will prove to the shepherd that there is egregious hatred, bigotry, and violence on many sides. Many sides. 1.3966 0.04370 179 132 29 18
718 Do you think it’s the suits? 1.3966 0.03624 179 125 44 10
719 It was worth a try, Chad, but sheep's clothing is the standard for a reason. 1.3966 0.04911 179 125 37 17
720 It was so much easier before they unionized. 1.3966 0.04911 179 125 37 17
721 You lost track again? 1.3966 0.04911 179 125 37 17
722 They dont feel heard 1.3966 0.04715 179 122 43 14
723 They're on to us 1.3955 0.04818 177 122 40 15
724 We just need one of them to believe the votes are fraudulent sir, then they'll all go along with it 1.3955 0.04473 177 122 42 13
725 Dude, is that suit polyester? 1.3955 0.04884 177 123 38 16
726 Really? A recount? 1.3955 0.04818 177 122 40 15
727 Tell them management will recognize the union after the recount is completed . 1.3955 0.04614 177 119 46 12
728 Tell them only the shearholders get a vote. 1.3955 0.04683 177 120 44 13
729 They won't wear masks and social distancing is out of the question. 1.3955 0.05014 177 125 34 18
730 It wasn’t my decision to mow the grass. 1.3955 0.05078 177 126 32 19
731 I don’t understand why they are so mad! I mean, we could not have been more transparent in our intentions. 1.3955 0.04683 177 120 44 13
732 Thankfully we still got Fox News 1.3955 0.04614 177 119 46 12
733 Looks like the sacrificial lamb strategy is a no go Bob 1.3955 0.04884 177 123 38 16
734 Sir I don’t think a recount is going to help us here. We’re outnumbered 1.3955 0.03979 177 128 35 14
735 It looks like they got a hold of your tax returns, sir. 1.3955 0.04884 177 123 38 16
736 Mr. President, I think the Republican herd is starting to see us for who we really are... 1.3944 0.04951 180 127 35 18
737 Which one are we doing now? "Stop the count" or "Count the votes"? 1.3920 0.04833 176 122 39 15
738 Uh oh, I think the sheep are counting the us to them ratio 1.3920 0.04697 176 120 43 13
739 Did you really stand Shari Lewis up last night? 1.3920 0.04833 176 122 39 15
740 Of course they have more votes, but we're better lawyers. 1.3920 0.04627 176 119 44 12
741 Offer them another fifty cents for four bags full. 1.3920 0.04697 176 120 43 13
742 Any idea how many of them are our guys? 1.3920 0.04627 176 119 45 12
743 They’re not just numbers. They have names apparently. 1.3920 0.04627 176 119 45 12
744 I think they are objecting to your polyester suit. 1.3920 0.04833 176 122 39 15
745 ... and the 'herd immunity' thing also seems to have backfired ... 1.3920 0.04900 176 123 37 16
746 It was the women in red riding hoods that did us in, sir. 1.3920 0.04900 176 123 37 16
747 We’ll classify them as contractors then we won’t have to offer them benefits 1.3920 0.04900 176 123 37 16
748 'Let's face it; we're flocked.' 1.3908 0.05006 174 123 34 17
749 I don't think we should have worn wool suits... 1.3908 0.04733 174 119 42 13
750 I think they’re beginning to realize they have us outnumbered. 1.3908 0.04871 174 121 38 15
751 The flock has spoken. It’s time to concede. 1.3908 0.04871 174 121 38 15
752 Polyester, really? 1.3908 0.05137 174 125 30 19
753 They want to know what you did with Red Riding Hood. 1.3908 0.05201 174 126 28 20
754 They're stockholders, Larry, not sheep. You can't turn your back on them any longer. 1.3908 0.04517 174 116 48 10
755 With the right ad campaign I think we can take market share from ‘Angry Birds’. 1.3908 0.04802 174 120 40 14
756 For some reason we don't seem to be appealing to rural voters. 1.3908 0.04939 174 122 36 16
757 Good thing we have the electoral college 1.3908 0.05006 174 123 34 17
758 I knew we shouldn't wear Italian wool. 1.3895 0.05113 172 123 31 18
759 Shhh....I think they herd us. 1.3895 0.04769 172 118 41 13
760 Don’t look now, but right behind you is breakfast, lunch and dinner for the next three years. 1.3895 0.04910 172 120 37 15
761 I know it's a fine point, but they are insisting "flock immunity" and not "herd immunity" should be included in all the Tweets. 1.3895 0.04910 172 120 37 15
762 Shall we flip to see who'll be the lone wolf? 1.3895 0.04697 172 117 43 12
763 “Over 71 million and counting.” 1.3895 0.05046 172 122 33 17
764 I don't think they're falling for it, Mr. Giuliani... 1.3895 0.05245 172 125 27 20
765 As your attorney, I'm recommending settlement. 1.3895 0.04840 172 119 39 14
766 Nervous? Just imagine them sheared. 1.3895 0.04840 172 119 39 14
767 They say they don’t care how long the recount takes - they’re used to being counted. 1.3895 0.05046 172 122 33 17
768 Don’t worry, we still have the electoral college. 1.3895 0.05179 172 124 29 19
769 The boss tried to count 'em but he fell asleep. 1.3895 0.04625 172 116 45 11
770 Dude. Your tail is showing..... 1.3895 0.04979 172 121 35 16
771 Whatever you do, don’t count them. 1.3895 0.04840 172 119 39 14
772 Wool's not selling, but lamb chops are?" You actually told them that?! I'd be upset, too, in that case 1.3895 0.05113 172 123 31 18
773 They’re insisting on changes in management. 1.3895 0.04769 172 118 40 13
774 I don't think they believe we are the Brooks brothers. 1.3895 0.05046 172 122 33 17
775 How often do I have tell you that “sheeple” is not a woke word? 1.3895 0.04910 172 120 37 15
776 Just tell them, 'Alistair', that you'll make their pasture great again, the virus isn't real, and they don't have to wear masks. They'll do anything you say. 1.3895 0.05179 172 124 29 19
777 Look sheepish. 1.3895 0.05046 172 122 33 17
778 Never, EVER, try pulling the wool over their eyes again! 1.3895 0.04910 172 120 37 15
779 It's your howling! It's keeping them up at night. 1.3895 0.04550 172 115 47 10
780 Well, sir, the employees don’t like the new uniforms. 1.3895 0.04697 172 117 43 12
781 They feel they’re not being herd. 1.3895 0.04840 172 119 39 14
782 You told them to stand back and stand by. Now what do you want them to do? 1.3895 0.04979 172 121 35 16
783 They're a little insulted you've questioned their counting 1.3895 0.04769 172 118 41 13
784 Don't worry, it's the herd mentality... We need to appease only ONE of them. 1.3886 0.04641 175 119 44 12
785 They want to see more representation in leadership, an end to the wage gap, and for us to stop eating them... 1.3886 0.04780 175 121 40 14
786 This is all Mary’s doing, I’m sure of it! 1.3886 0.04641 175 119 44 12
787 Can you believe this isn't the set-up for a Gary Larson cartoon? 1.3882 0.04949 170 119 36 15
788 They’re here for the céwe d’état, sir. 1.3882 0.04949 170 119 36 15
789 It was just wolf’s lair talk - nobody has more respect for sheep than I do. 1.3882 0.05019 170 120 34 16
790 He won in a lamb slide 1.3882 0.04949 170 119 36 15
791 I swear, it was consensual. 1.3869 0.04845 168 116 39 13
792 I told them about your part in the Shari Lewis “incident” 1.3869 0.04845 168 116 39 13
793 There must be a way to count the votes without falling asleep. 1.3869 0.04695 168 113 43 11
794 You told me the popular vote doesn't mean anything! 1.3864 0.04826 176 123 38 15
795 Yeah, I'm not too crazy about this whole "democracy" thing either. 1.3864 0.04367 176 119 47 10
796 I don't have the appetite for this. Let's just fleece them and get out of here 1.3864 0.04959 176 125 34 17
797 I think we can expect a hostile takeover. 1.3864 0.04620 176 120 44 12
798 We're going to need more mint jelly. 1.3864 0.04959 176 125 34 17
799 Do you think they're on to us, Rudy? 1.3864 0.05024 176 126 32 18
800 I'm wearing their cousin. 1.3864 0.04826 176 123 38 15
801 They refuse to wear masks 1.3864 0.04826 176 123 38 15
802 Have you tried Melatonin? 1.3864 0.04620 176 120 44 12
803 You'd be pissed off too if I ate your mother." 1.3864 0.04959 176 125 34 17
804 The new herd immunity policy is causing concern, and, frankly, eating Hal didn’t help. 1.3864 0.04959 176 125 34 17
805 Something tells me the #ewetoo movement isn't going away. 1.3864 0.04826 176 123 38 15
806 I told you they talk to each other. 1.3864 0.04893 176 124 36 16
807 We don’t have to pretend we care now that they’ve voted for us 1.3864 0.04959 176 125 34 17
808 Well if we can't pay them off, could we you know, just eat them? 1.3864 0.04689 176 121 42 13
809 Heads, merino. Tails, mutton. 1.3855 0.04958 166 116 36 14
810 Screw the election I need to find a way to keep “fleecing “ them to pay for my defense fund! 1.3855 0.05031 166 117 34 15
811 Dude,they are so on to us. 1.3855 0.05174 166 119 30 17
812 I think they're on to us, Peter. 1.3855 0.05103 166 118 32 16
813 OK fine, so this field is taken. There’s a garage up the road—Four Seasons Total Landscaping. 1.3855 0.04884 166 115 38 13
814 They're angry again? Just tell them it's the liberal media's fault. That usually works. 1.3855 0.05031 166 117 34 15
815 It’s Fake Ewes” 1.3846 0.05036 169 120 33 16
816 They’re right behind me, Aren’t they ? 1.3832 0.04785 167 115 40 12
817 I mean, you DID mislead them for four years... 1.3831 0.05388 154 111 27 16
818 You DID say stand back and stand by, now what? 1.3831 0.05063 154 107 35 12
819 Are you saying all these sheep cried “wolf” ? 1.3818 0.04823 165 114 39 12
820 You tell them the shuttle isn't coming. 1.3818 0.04423 165 109 49 7
821 Time to spin a yarn. 1.3818 0.04899 165 115 37 13
822 Frankly, I think their numbers are exaggerated. 1.3818 0.04899 165 115 37 13
823 You think they are mad now? Wait until we have them over for dinner. 1.3818 0.04746 165 113 41 11
824 They say they just voted us out . 1.3818 0.05048 165 117 33 15
825 Don't act natural. 1.3818 0.04667 165 112 43 10
826 The Fox told them the other guy won. 1.3818 0.05192 165 119 29 17
827 So you're the wolf in sheep's loathing I keep hearing about. 1.3818 0.05120 165 118 31 16
828 Let's just tell 'em the three pigs thing is all in the past. Oh and also that little girl and her grandma. 1.3818 0.04823 165 114 39 12
829 Apparently, there's a rumor that we are wolves... 1.3818 0.04667 165 112 43 10
830 They all voted for Biden and want to know why we're still around ? 1.3818 0.05120 165 118 31 16
831 Are they still looking at me? 1.3818 0.04974 165 116 35 14
832 So, their case is that wearing their clothing is cultural appropriation. 1.3818 0.05120 165 118 31 16
833 How do you know we are outnumbered if we can't count them? 1.3818 0.04899 165 115 37 13
834 The pollsters say there are only two or three of them so we have nothing to worry about 1.3818 0.04746 165 113 41 11
835 They want to know when this country will finish counting election ballots and get back to counting sheep. 1.3818 0.04974 165 115 35 14
836 ' I've counted, and it's a nightmare 1.3818 0.04899 165 115 37 13
837 I told each one that she was the only one! 1.3818 0.05048 165 117 33 15
838 They seem suspicious of herd immunity. 1.3818 0.04974 165 116 35 14
839 Before we go any further I demand a recount. 1.3818 0.04823 165 114 39 12
840 How many? I don’t know. Every time I try to count them I end up falling asleep. 1.3818 0.04974 165 116 35 14
841 I think we can use them to take over the Republican Party. 1.3818 0.05263 165 120 27 18
842 I thought wool suits would be enough to blend in. 1.3818 0.04746 165 113 41 11
843 There seems to be a mistake. I asked for lemmings. 1.3818 0.04974 165 116 35 14
844 Wow, 'New Yorker' cartoons don't even have black sheep. 1.3818 0.04746 165 113 41 11
845 But isn't a wool suit sheep's clothing? 1.3818 0.04746 165 113 41 11
846 That, and our lack of empathy. 1.3818 0.05120 165 118 31 16
847 OK, they all have their disguises on, now what? 1.3818 0.05048 165 117 33 15
848 Just tell them you’re wearing the wool suit ironically 1.3818 0.05048 165 117 33 15
849 I think we may have to concede that, technically, the suits belong to them 1.3818 0.04587 165 111 45 9
850 They are angry about our new "Black Sheep Matters" policy. 1.3818 0.04974 165 116 35 14
851 Probably not a great time to suggest they social distance. 1.3818 0.04899 165 115 37 13
852 Don't turn around. I think the Dems are on to us. 1.3818 0.04899 165 115 37 13
853 Apparently you ate Lady BaaBaa. 1.3818 0.04974 165 116 35 14
854 Since when do we have to count them ? 1.3818 0.04899 165 115 37 13
855 Just be yourself and mingle 1.3818 0.04587 165 111 45 9
856 No sir, these are not “fake ewes.” 1.3818 0.04746 165 113 41 11
857 Sir, it seems these sheep have already been counted. 1.3818 0.04667 165 112 43 10
858 I’m sure you meant to say, you are all delightful, but you SAID delicious sir. 1.3818 0.04587 165 111 45 9
859 Apparently we can't pull the wool over their eyes 1.3818 0.04899 165 115 37 13
860 Well, obviously we didn't pull the wool over their eyes. 1.3804 0.04783 163 112 40 11
861 I think we're getting some pushback on herd immunity... 1.3804 0.05015 163 115 34 14
862 Since you're counting them to fall asleep each night they want paid overtime. 1.3804 0.04939 163 114 36 13
863 It seems that the Me2 movement has found its way to the animal kingdom. 1.3789 0.04822 161 111 39 11
864 Great! Now tell them we also promoted the collie. 1.3789 0.04980 161 113 35 13
865 Maybe we shouldn't have booked Four Seasons Total Landscaping. 1.3789 0.05057 161 114 33 14
866 On the bright side, you'll never have another sleepless night. 1.3789 0.05057 161 114 33 14
867 I said dress in ‘sheep’s clothing’ not ‘chic clothing’. 1.3789 0.04980 161 112 32 13
868 They demand a recount. 1.3789 0.05134 161 115 31 15
869 Herd immunity? 1.3789 0.04980 161 113 35 13
870 You better straighten this out. They think 'dyed in the wool' means something more permanent. 1.3789 0.04980 161 113 35 13
871 They are not entirely happy with your reluctance to move on. 1.3789 0.04902 161 112 37 12
872 They say they're through counting. 1.3789 0.04822 161 111 39 11
873 I guess we were suppose to dress like literal sheep and not members of the RNC 1.3789 0.04902 161 112 37 12
874 I believe they found out that they outnumber us. 1.3789 0.05057 161 112 31 13
875 They heard you talking about herd immunity 1.3789 0.04980 161 113 35 13
876 Relax, we just need to recount. 1.3789 0.04980 161 113 35 13
877 They said to keep counting. 1.3789 0.04902 161 112 37 12
878 Have you tried Ambien? 1.3789 0.04980 161 113 35 13
879 I knew allowing union membership was a bad idea 1.3789 0.04080 161 120 28 13
880 I’m thinking this flock can’t be fleeced. 1.3789 0.04740 161 110 41 10
881 What do we do now? Huff and puff? 1.3789 0.05134 161 115 31 15
882 I'm thinking the herd mentality thing was maybe a bad idea. 1.3789 0.05134 161 115 31 15
883 No one is sleeping tonight. 1.3789 0.04658 161 109 43 9
884 Sir, somehow, after 4 years of devouring their friends and family, they’re upset it won’t continue for 4 more years 1.3789 0.05134 161 115 31 15
885 Not sure another recount will make a difference here, Phil. 1.3789 0.04980 161 113 35 13
886 If you think they are ticked off about the wool suits, wait until they see what’s for dinner! 1.3789 0.05171 161 118 26 17
887 What can I say Mr President, the herd has turned 1.3789 0.05134 161 115 31 15
888 Uh-oh. I think they know they’re getting fleeced. 1.3789 0.05209 161 116 29 16
889 Are you sure it’s a good idea to stop the count? 1.3789 0.04902 161 112 37 12
890 Maybe we shouldn’t have blown that last house down... 1.3789 0.04822 161 111 39 11
891 Yes, they’re sheep, but they say they won’t have the wool pulled over their eyes. 1.3775 0.05038 151 105 35 11
892 Those sheep are such fucking idiots Barry it’s so funny...oh no they’re right behind me aren’t they? 1.3774 0.05404 159 117 24 18
893 Look, they’re literally sheep. Just make something up. The crazier, the better. 1.3774 0.05022 159 112 34 13
894 Of course they're mad, they're all wearing the same thing, and some of them, truth be told, don't have the legs for it. 1.3774 0.04942 159 111 36 12
895 Nothing to worry about. Just a lot of fake ewes. 1.3774 0.05178 159 114 29 15
896 They’re angry you won and also because you ate their candidate. 1.3774 0.05404 159 117 24 18
897 Sir, they’re not wearing their masks. 1.3774 0.04861 159 110 38 11
898 Gotta make them believe that we’re really sheep in wolves’ clothing 1.3758 0.05257 149 106 30 13
899 Ahhh! HERD mentality! 1.3758 0.05343 149 107 28 14
900 Don't look now, but I think they just noticed the wool suits. 1.3758 0.05082 149 104 34 11
901 Well, these are wool suits. 1.3758 0.04992 149 103 36 10
902 I think they've unionized. 1.3758 0.05082 149 104 34 11
903 They insist that every one must be counted, even the absentees. 1.3758 0.04817 157 108 39 10
904 I think we should have gone with the sheep's clothing 1.3758 0.05301 157 114 27 16
905 Well, maybe if we dressed like they do. 1.3758 0.04731 157 107 41 9
906 Are they still there? 1.3758 0.05145 157 112 31 14
907 They don't seem sheepish to me. 1.3758 0.04984 157 110 35 12
908 It’s really quite easy. I simply told them you are here to take away their God, their guns, and their oil. 1.3758 0.04644 157 106 43 8
909 Looks like you've got a woke flock on your hands. 1.3758 0.04511 157 112 34 11
910 Things were going just fine until you showed up in polyester 1.3758 0.04984 157 110 35 12
911 You might want to call Trump. His followers are starting to get restless. 1.3758 0.05065 157 111 33 13
912 it appears it is no longer politically correct to state ‘their fleece was white as snow’ 1.3758 0.04817 157 113 31 13
913 Well, when I suggested that they shave their legs, they assumed that I liked looking at legs, not eating them. 1.3758 0.05065 157 111 33 13
914 Well, does the fact that they are all walking on their hind legs, at least convince you of the seriousness of their concerns? 1.3758 0.05301 157 114 27 16
915 They demand to see the manager. Apparently they’ve been fleeced. 1.3758 0.04901 157 109 37 11
916 Don’t think we can continue to pull the wool over their eyes, sir. 1.3758 0.04817 157 108 39 10
917 You think they saw us? 1.3758 0.04984 157 110 35 12
918 Good luck finding the wolf in sheep's clothing. 1.3758 0.04965 165 117 34 14
919 It doesn't really work if EVERYBODY is a wolf in sheep's clothing. 1.3758 0.04578 165 112 44 9
920 I said "sheep suit," you idiot, not "cheap suit." 1.3758 0.05254 165 121 26 18
921 As a wolf of Wall Street, you need to learn to ignore baaack talk. 1.3758 0.04814 165 115 38 12
922 They think we ate one of them and demand a recount. 1.3758 0.04965 165 117 34 14
923 Relax. They're wolves in sheeps' clothing." 1.3758 0.04965 165 117 34 14
924 They're insisting you work remotely 1.3758 0.04064 165 121 32 12
925 You forgot to pull the wool over their eyes 1.3758 0.04965 165 117 34 14
926 I don't think wolves in Harris tweeds is what they meant. 1.3758 0.04658 165 113 42 10
927 You know Mr. President with this many followers, how could you possibly lose. 1.3758 0.04814 165 115 38 12
928 They say they're sick of being the only animals we count on. 1.3758 0.04890 165 115 36 13
929 Well, Brian, I don’t mind telling you I’m feeling a little sheepish right now 1.3758 0.04736 165 114 40 11
930 It was your campaign ad that said defund the fleece. 1.3758 0.04890 165 116 36 13
931 Okay, so maybe we start by rephrasing the part about the "sacrificial lamb" 1.3758 0.05039 165 118 32 15
932 I didn't think they could organize themselves. Just stay calm, pretend we don't see them, and slowly walk away... 1.3758 0.04965 165 117 34 14
933 Watch your back. They found out we're losing federal protection. 1.3758 0.05039 165 118 32 15
934 Looking back, we should have built that wall. 1.3758 0.05039 165 118 32 15
935 Okay, so they spotted us, but at least these cotton suits breathe. 1.3750 0.04996 160 113 34 13
936 You howl at the moon one time and suddenly everyone is against you.” 1.3742 0.05109 155 110 32 13
937 Try talking to them again without using the word "muttonhead." 1.3742 0.05190 155 110 30 14
938 My bad. But who the hell wears wool in the summertime? 1.3742 0.04769 155 106 40 9
939 I’m told Associated Press has called it in their favor! 1.3742 0.05026 155 109 34 12
940 I stand corrected: sheep's clothing, not clothing made from sheep. 1.3742 0.05026 155 109 34 12
941 I guess we're not getting their votes. 1.3742 0.04769 155 106 40 9
942 Maybe it would be better if we weren’t wearing wool suits? 1.3742 0.04590 155 104 44 7
943 Is it just me, or do you get a vibe that this crowd has an anti-wolf bias? 1.3742 0.05190 155 111 30 14
944 I guess the wool suits don’t go over well, either. 1.3742 0.04769 155 106 40 9
945 I told you to delete your tweets about those three pigs... 1.3742 0.05026 155 109 34 12
946 Tell them your opponent is a Socialist. 1.3742 0.05026 155 109 34 12
947 They're never wolvers. 1.3742 0.05026 155 109 34 12
948 Final count, 70million! 1.3742 0.05026 155 109 34 12
949 They demand to be herd 1.3742 0.04769 155 106 40 9
950 They want us to flock off. 1.3742 0.05109 155 110 32 13
951 I thought 100% wool WAS sheep's clothing! 1.3742 0.05026 155 109 34 12
952 I think they are going to try to fleece us 1.3742 0.04856 155 107 38 10
953 All the sheep are counted and waiting. I suggest you concede. 1.3742 0.05109 155 110 32 13
954 Your slogan, Make American's Graze Again, apparently did not go over so well in this county. 1.3742 0.05190 155 111 30 14
955 They're upset about something called The Electoral College. 1.3742 0.04856 155 107 38 10
956 I told you that they'd notice cashmere clothing. 1.3742 0.05026 155 109 34 12
957 It’s easy — just tell them it’s fake news that we’re wolves. 1.3742 0.05026 155 109 34 12
958 I'm starting to think "sheep's clothing" is more of a figurative term. 1.3742 0.05026 155 109 34 12
959 We've led them this far, just keep telling them you're a vegetarian. 1.3742 0.04681 155 105 42 8
960 Why in the world did you get them to stand up for themselves? 1.3742 0.05026 155 109 34 12
961 Tell them we'll agree to the profit shearing but not the baa-ck pay. 1.3742 0.04856 155 107 38 10
962 Just focus on crowd size. And give them all a red cap. 1.3742 0.05270 155 111 28 15
963 I told them we're in sales. 1.3742 0.05270 155 112 28 15
964 Brooks Brothers doesn’t carry a border collie suit. 1.3742 0.04942 155 108 36 11
965 They decided to unionize. 1.3742 0.05026 155 109 34 12
966 Try telling them we're huskies 1.3742 0.04681 155 105 42 8
967 I don't think they like our idea of ownership. Now they want rights. 1.3742 0.05026 155 109 34 12
968 Bob's the third one from the left but don't make eye contact. 1.3742 0.04942 155 108 36 11
969 Sir- we are no longer using the term “flock”. We are instead saying, “ a group of individuals who respond the same way to any stimuli.” 1.3742 0.05026 155 109 34 12
970 Maybe the numbers really do matter... 1.3742 0.04856 155 107 38 10
971 Sir, I don’t think you’ll be able to pull the wool over their eyes on this one. 1.3742 0.04681 155 105 42 8
972 Don’t worry, they’ll forget about all this in 4 years. It’s not like they’re elephants. 1.3742 0.04856 155 107 38 10
973 If it makes you feel any better, only one of them is upset with you. 1.3742 0.05026 155 109 34 12
974 They said we have to count all of them before we eat any 1.3742 0.04942 155 108 36 11
975 Seems like they really took the whole ‘Stop the Count’ thing personally. 1.3742 0.04769 155 106 40 9
976 i think karma is coming to get us, greg 1.3742 0.05190 155 111 30 14
977 We'll call ourselves 'the silent majority' 1.3742 0.05349 155 113 26 16
978 But we need their votes to control the meadow. 1.3735 0.04556 166 113 44 9
979 So what happened to the buses this time? 1.3725 0.05154 153 109 31 13
980 They don't look sheepish! 1.3725 0.04941 153 109 32 12
981 Let’s do it. They won’t suspect a ... they’re right behind me aren’t they? 1.3725 0.05069 153 108 33 12
982 We should have worn polyester. 1.3725 0.04718 153 104 41 8
983 The only thing they hate more than wolves is corporate sheep. 1.3725 0.05398 153 112 25 16
984 I will NOT Concede! 1.3725 0.05236 153 110 29 14
985 Baa, baa, baa, baa, baa. I thought it was just idle bleating. 1.3725 0.05069 153 108 33 12
986 I’m surprised too. The polls said republicans wouldn’t turn out in large numbers. 1.3725 0.04984 153 107 35 11
987 Sheep happens. 1.3725 0.05069 153 108 33 12
988 Tails are wagging, Boss. Itching to go home. What do I tell ‘em about Bo Peep? 1.3725 0.04897 153 106 37 10
989 So it seems they finally figured out we were lying... 1.3725 0.05154 153 109 31 13
990 Are you having the same nightmare I'm having? 1.3725 0.04897 153 106 37 10
991 Pizza? 1.3725 0.05154 153 109 31 13
992 Now that I think of it. Chicken is a good source of protein. 1.3725 0.05398 153 112 25 16
993 Love the suit. Is it all wool? 1.3725 0.04626 153 103 43 7
994 They spotted us... 1.3725 0.04984 153 107 35 11
995 Four years ago we coulda eaten one when no one was looking, but now they all get counted. 1.3725 0.05318 153 111 27 15
996 I accidentally said "herd mentality" instead of "herd immunity." 1.3725 0.05318 153 111 27 15
997 They're demanding that you stop counting sheep in Pennsylvania! 1.3725 0.04984 153 107 35 11
998 Just tell them you won. 1.3725 0.05069 153 108 33 12
999 They're not buying your "flock immunity" promo - they want masks. 1.3725 0.05069 153 108 33 12
1000 We may have reached the functional limits of gerrymandering. 1.3725 0.05236 153 110 29 14
1001 You shouldn't have worn the wool suit. 1.3725 0.05069 153 108 33 12
1002 And so I said “trust me” and they did. 1.3725 0.05154 153 109 31 13
1003 We probably should have ditched the suits for sheep's clothing. 1.3725 0.04984 153 107 35 11
1004 I told you we'd be the only ones wearing suits 1.3725 0.05069 153 108 33 12
1005 What do you say we go elsewhere for dinner? 1.3725 0.04897 153 106 37 10
1006 ...Heh, Heh...Heh...We'll market them as Wolfadoodles.... 1.3725 0.04897 153 106 37 10
1007 We have to ditch these wool blends. 1.3725 0.04808 153 105 39 9
1008 Herman, for God’s sake, stop drooling! 1.3725 0.05236 153 110 29 14
1009 It's almost like they know? 1.3725 0.04808 153 105 39 9
1010 Careful when you count them , last time I fell asleep on 47 1.3725 0.04808 153 105 39 9
1011 The insomniacs are demanding a sheep recount. 1.3725 0.05236 153 110 29 14
1012 We should have stuck with the sheep’s clothing 1.3725 0.04897 153 106 37 10
1013 You know that if you keep calling wolf over and over, nobody's going to trust you, right? 1.3725 0.05069 153 108 33 12
1014 Since I got fired from my last job, I'm training to become a metaphor. 1.3709 0.05114 151 107 32 12
1015 Not only is this my dream job, I'm well suited for it. 1.3709 0.05199 151 108 30 13
1016 I’m telling you, Fox is having the same problem over at the henhouse. 1.3709 0.04938 151 105 36 10
1017 ...and the funniest part is, they believe the government is here to help them. 1.3709 0.05367 151 110 26 15
1018 Just count them and get some sleep. 1.3709 0.04756 151 103 40 8
1019 I told you--we should have come in sheep's clothing. 1.3709 0.04756 151 103 40 8
1020 You just had to wear a wool suit. 1.3709 0.05114 151 107 32 12
1021 It feels good to be back in my regular clothes. 1.3709 0.04756 151 103 40 7
1022 They agree to social distance if you'll wear a mask. 1.3709 0.05114 151 107 32 12
1023 Apparently a wool suit doesn't qualify as sheep's clothing 1.3709 0.05027 151 106 34 11
1024 This is when you decide to go with your “lucky” wool suit?! 1.3709 0.05199 151 108 30 13
1025 Apparently my suit is only 30% wool. 1.3709 0.05027 151 106 34 11
1026 I think they can tell it's a polyester blend... 1.3709 0.05284 151 109 28 14
1027 Relax! We're still the Ruling Minority. 1.3709 0.05027 151 106 34 11
1028 They say they will no longer agree to the killing and eating them part of our contract. 1.3709 0.05114 151 107 32 12
1029 They say they’ve reached flock immunity. 1.3709 0.05367 151 110 26 15
1030 'I don't think they're buying the whole 'wool inspector' thing.' 1.3709 0.05027 151 106 34 11
1031 I suggest you demand a recount. 1.3709 0.04938 151 105 36 10
1032 Well, they figured out that worsted woll is technically “sheep’s clothing” 1.3709 0.04756 151 108 32 11
1033 See? I told you they'd follow wherever I lead... they're Republicans! 1.3709 0.05448 151 111 24 16
1034 I’m counting on you not yo loose sleep over the situation. 1.3709 0.04848 151 104 38 9
1035 The numbers looked much better for us when I stopped counting. 1.3709 0.05284 151 109 28 14
1036 I hate it when they unionize. 1.3709 0.05114 151 107 32 12
1037 I didn’t know it was casual Friday! 1.3709 0.05114 151 107 32 12
1038 They just heard they're not immune. 1.3709 0.05027 151 106 34 11
1039 Just say, "It is what it is," and run for it. 1.3709 0.05114 151 107 32 12
1040 They don’t want to do a recount. 1.3709 0.04938 151 105 36 10
1041 Well..this is baaaaad...really baaaaaad 1.3709 0.05284 151 109 28 14
1042 Look boss, they say they are tired of being fleeced and won’t negotiate anymore. 1.3709 0.04756 151 103 40 8
1043 I don’t think they are fooled by your cashmere jacket 1.3709 0.03830 151 109 34 8
1044 I told you the polls weren't right. 1.3701 0.04693 154 104 39 8
1045 I think we're flocked 1.3701 0.04693 154 105 41 8
1046 Sir, the sheeple have woken up and realized that we’ve been wearing their clothes. They say they want them back. 1.3701 0.05208 154 111 29 14
1047 I told you there was a difference between sheep's clothing and wool suits 1.3691 0.05246 149 107 29 13
1048 Just tell them it's the farmer who's actually been fleecing them. 1.3691 0.04888 149 103 37 9
1049 Sir, I’m afraid we’ve got a Grassroots Movement on our hands. 1.3691 0.04795 149 102 39 8
1050 They're tired of being fleeced. 1.3667 0.04769 150 103 39 8
1051 Just tell them we'll make herding great again. 1.3667 0.05468 150 111 23 16
1052 I think we misunderstood. It’s gotta be “A wolf in *sheep’s* clothing” not “*cheap* clothing.” 1.3667 0.05043 150 106 33 11
1053 Don't look, but I think they're on to us. 1.3667 0.04953 150 105 35 10
1054 You really need to do something about your insomnia. 1.3667 0.05217 150 108 29 13
1055 They're not buying it. You herd them! 1.3667 0.05131 150 107 31 12
1056 They do have a point. 1.3667 0.05043 150 106 33 11
1057 Do you think it's the wool suits ? 1.3667 0.04862 150 104 37 9
1058 The consultants say we should phase out eating the Employee of the Month. 1.3667 0.05043 150 106 33 11
1059 Sheep lives matter 1.3667 0.05131 150 107 31 12
1060 They want a collective baa-rgaining agreement. 1.3667 0.04953 150 105 35 10
1061 Obviously they're upset. 'Herd Mentality' is condescending. Better to rephrase it as 'Wisdom of the Crowd'. 1.3667 0.05217 150 108 29 13
1062 Whatever you do, don’t cry wolf. 1.3667 0.04953 150 105 35 10
1063 They all look alike to me. 1.3667 0.05131 150 107 31 12
1064 I told them that I won, so I'm sure that's the end of it. 1.3667 0.05217 150 108 29 13
1065 They are all demanding to know what's for dinner. Do you want to tell them? 1.3667 0.05131 150 107 31 12
1066 They want you to leave. 1.3667 0.05043 150 106 33 11
1067 Why are they all looking at me like that? Only my socks are wool. 1.3667 0.05217 150 108 29 13
1068 I told you we'd stand out if we didn't follow dress code. 1.3667 0.05043 150 106 33 11
1069 The votes have been counted, you are no longer the Wolf of Wool Street. 1.3667 0.05302 150 109 27 14
1070 Should we tell them about social distancing ? 1.3667 0.05302 150 109 27 14
1071 These sheep are so gullible they’re practically people. 1.3667 0.04953 150 105 35 10
1072 I think they’ve realized that our agenda is not in their best interests. 1.3667 0.05217 150 108 29 13
1073 Of course the election wasn't rigged, but don't tell THEM that. 1.3667 0.05131 150 107 31 12
1074 Good thing we still have the electoral college. 1.3667 0.05131 150 107 31 12
1075 You cried once too often. 1.3667 0.05131 150 107 31 12
1076 We can't fool all the sheep all the time. 1.3667 0.05131 150 107 31 12
1077 I told them shearing is no longer covered in the HMO. 1.3667 0.04953 150 105 35 10
1078 All the angry sheeple, where do the all come from? 1.3667 0.05043 150 106 33 11
1079 Maybe it's time to call Guliani? 1.3667 0.05217 150 108 29 13
1080 If you think this is bad, you should see how things are going over at the henhouse. 1.3667 0.05043 150 106 33 11
1081 They’re furious because the counters keep falling asleep... 1.3667 0.04769 150 103 39 8
1082 They're right behind me aren't they... 1.3667 0.04674 150 102 41 7
1083 I say we ask them to socially distance 1.3667 0.04769 150 103 39 8
1084 They told me that they were offended by your sheepish grin. 1.3649 0.05176 148 106 30 12
1085 I think they're on to us, I told you we shouldn't have gone with the wool blend. 1.3649 0.05176 148 106 30 12
1086 Now is not the time to cry wolf. 1.3649 0.05265 148 107 28 13
1087 The sheeple have spoken, sir. 1.3649 0.05265 148 107 28 13
1088 Your suit, foreign wool, really? 1.3649 0.03732 148 107 34 7
1089 They do outnumber us, but I'd like to pursue our legal challenges before conceding. 1.3649 0.04808 148 102 38 8
1090 Yes, they all want to sue Donald for sexual harassment! 1.3649 0.05265 148 107 28 13
1091 I think the sheep just hit the fan 1.3649 0.05176 148 106 30 12
1092 You know, Big Bad, I'm starting to think it's time to head for the hills. 1.3649 0.05351 148 108 26 14
1093 Personally, I think this whole “Me Too” thing will blow over soon. 1.3649 0.05176 148 106 30 12
1094 That’s my base. 1.3649 0.05087 148 105 32 11
1095 Just tell them I would never pull the wool over their eyes. 1.3649 0.04712 148 101 40 7
1096 We’re clearly outnumbered – I say we let them unionize. 1.3649 0.04808 148 102 38 8
1097 They say you have to stop busting their chops. 1.3649 0.05176 148 106 30 12
1098 Don’t look know, but I think it’s an All You Can Eat Buffet! 1.3649 0.05087 148 105 32 11
1099 You can fool some of ewes some of the time 1.3649 0.04996 148 104 34 10
1100 Uh oh. Looks like we're flocked. 1.3649 0.05176 148 106 30 12
1101 You said, "This is sheep's clothing. Mingle," you said. 1.3649 0.04808 148 102 38 8
1102 Just tell them herd immunity’s gotta kick in by 2022. 1.3649 0.05351 148 108 26 14
1103 I think you better concede sir 1.3649 0.04996 148 104 34 10
1104 If you get nervous,just picture them naked. 1.3649 0.05265 148 107 28 13
1105 You know,Vinny,sometimes I think you’re stupid. Wool suits are not sheep’s clothing. 1.3649 0.04712 148 106 32 10
1106 We were doing just fine in sheep's clothing but, no, you had to have a more corporate look. 1.3649 0.05087 148 105 32 11
1107 They can be mad as hell but we'll just shear them again, and again, and again. 1.3649 0.05351 148 108 26 14
1108 I guess they' won't go for yet another recount. 1.3649 0.04996 148 104 34 10
1109 “Don’t look now but it’s the GOP .” 1.3649 0.05520 148 110 22 16
1110 Geez-- I was only joking about naming our new farming venture "all ewe can eat. 1.3649 0.04808 148 102 38 8
1111 How in hell can I know which one is Wolf Blitzer? 1.3649 0.05265 148 107 28 13
1112 Apparently, they’re demanding a re-count... 1.3649 0.04996 148 104 34 10
1113 I suggest you concede. 1.3649 0.04903 148 103 36 9
1114 Easy, they will follow me anywhere! I’ll just pretend to be Trump. 1.3649 0.05176 148 105 30 12
1115 Letting them unionize was a mistake... 1.3649 0.04808 148 102 38 8
1116 They prefer not to be called sheeple. 1.3649 0.04712 148 101 40 7
1117 Look, just tell them we're lowering their taxes and putting a wolf on every corner... you, know, for their protection. They'll buy it. 1.3649 0.05265 148 107 28 13
1118 Just ignore them, the new guy will deal with them 1.3649 0.04996 148 104 34 10
1119 Relax, they’re our guys in sheep’s clothes. 1.3649 0.05176 148 106 30 12
1120 Just demand a recount and they‘ll fall asleep. 1.3649 0.04996 148 104 34 10
1121 Let’s just tell them Covid is a Democratic hoax. They’ll believe anything. 1.3649 0.05351 148 108 26 14
1122 They’d like you to actually concede. 1.3649 0.04996 148 103 34 10
1123 We could just eat them. 1.3649 0.05176 148 106 30 12
1124 I have a plan. Let’s tell them we will ‘Make the Prairie Great Again!’ 1.3642 0.04744 151 104 39 8
1125 Run. 1.3630 0.05132 146 104 31 11
1126 I’ve tried being nice. Just last week I brought one of lambs home for dinner. 1.3630 0.05488 146 108 23 15
1127 I simply asked them if they like my mutton chops. 1.3630 0.05039 146 103 33 10
1128 They all voted - now what? 1.3630 0.04945 146 102 35 9
1129 I told you we should have gone with polyester suits. 1.3630 0.05313 146 106 27 13
1130 Looks like a Gandhi-style protest to me....and he won! 1.3630 0.05223 146 105 29 12
1131 Mitch says he's not going to concede. The party line is "We Won!" 1.3630 0.05223 146 105 29 12
1132 I know they’re sheep, but can we pull the wool over ALL of their eyes? 1.3630 0.05132 146 104 31 11
1133 Uh-oh. I feel like a sheepish wolf in clothing. 1.3630 0.04945 146 102 35 9
1134 Look, we're predators. Formal arbitration won't work. 1.3630 0.04750 146 100 39 7
1135 There have been some mixed reactions to our "feed the wolves" campaign. 1.3630 0.04945 146 102 35 9
1136 I think they're on to us. Should we tell them we're from the government and just want to help? 1.3630 0.04945 146 102 35 9
1137 Tell them I may be big, but I'm not bad. 1.3630 0.05039 146 103 33 10
1138 Wait, wait, are they still looking? 1.3630 0.05132 146 104 31 11
1139 I told you the 99% were not happy 1.3630 0.05132 146 104 31 11
1140 We tried to pull the wool over their eyes. Now what? 1.3630 0.05132 146 103 31 10
1141 It was at this moment they found out that no matter how famous you are, you can’t just “grab them by the wool”. 1.3630 0.05313 146 106 27 13
1142 Ok Mr. President, we’ve gotten them to believe there was widespread election fraud. What’s next? 1.3630 0.05313 146 106 27 13
1143 I may have insomnia 1.3630 0.04750 146 100 39 7
1144 Alright, Rudy, let’s get out of here 1.3624 0.05014 149 113 21 15
1145 When you really think about it, who cares what they think? 1.3611 0.05179 144 103 30 11
1146 I’m beginning to think your constituents feel that you’re not representing their best interests. 1.3611 0.05363 144 105 26 13
1147 Bad news, sir - they just figured out ‘trickle down’ economics. 1.3611 0.05628 144 108 20 16
1148 Hey, it's been four years since they've had to think for themselves. They're just mad they don't get to go to prison with you. 1.3605 0.05283 147 107 27 13
1149 Time for a concession speech.” 1.3592 0.04829 142 98 37 7
1150 Looks like you won't get another four years. 1.3592 0.05130 142 101 31 10
1151 I too equated sheep's clothing with a wool suit 1.3592 0.05321 142 103 27 12
1152 The thrill of the chase was apparently one-sided 1.3592 0.05321 142 103 27 12
1153 Well, we could eat one, and see what happens. 1.3592 0.05130 142 101 31 10
1154 Tell them their tender feelings are on the top of our menu... er, agenda. 1.3592 0.05321 142 103 27 12
1155 As your lawyer, I recommend getting the flock out of here. 1.3592 0.05031 142 100 33 9
1156 It’s shear madness, man. 1.3592 0.05031 142 100 33 9
1157 I told you to tuck your tail in. Now they're on to us! 1.3592 0.05226 142 102 29 11
1158 I’m still not tired. Tell them to jump the gate again 1.3592 0.04981 142 102 30 10
1159 It's great they all watch Fox news 1.3592 0.05226 142 102 29 11
1160 I believe we have riled up our base! 1.3592 0.04777 142 105 26 11
1161 You have a spot of mint jelly on your tie. 1.3592 0.05414 142 104 25 13
1162 They think we fleeced them. 1.3592 0.05031 142 100 33 9
1163 Herd immunity? No, looks like shear madness to me. 1.3592 0.05321 142 103 27 12
1164 Quite frankly, we're flocked. 1.3592 0.04931 142 104 27 11
1165 Let’s just vilify the black sheep until the flock forgets that we’re the predators. 1.3592 0.05130 142 101 31 10
1166 they refuse to accept the new shepherd 1.3592 0.05226 142 102 29 11
1167 It used to be relaxing. Now they're "woke". 1.3592 0.05031 142 100 33 9
1168 Since when do sheep count? 1.3592 0.05031 142 100 33 9
1169 Between the two of us, we could fleece this crowd. 1.3592 0.05226 142 102 29 11
1170 I've told them over and over again that we're wearing polyester. So what's their problem? 1.3592 0.04931 142 99 35 8
1171 I told you not to allow them to organize. 1.3592 0.05130 142 101 31 10
1172 I couldn't get to sleep last night. 1.3592 0.05130 142 101 31 10
1173 I don't get it. They keep baaing, "Me, t'ewe". 1.3592 0.05031 142 100 33 9
1174 They think there's safety in numbers, but they're wrong. 1.3592 0.05226 142 102 29 11
1175 We’re vastly outnumbered, and besides, I’m not very hungry 1.3592 0.04829 142 98 37 7
1176 Apparently these sheeple are not as gullible as we were lead to believe. 1.3592 0.04931 142 99 35 8
1177 I didn’t think they’d follow us this far. 1.3592 0.04931 142 99 35 8
1178 If we had an electoral college this majority wouldn't have mattered. 1.3592 0.05274 142 105 24 13
1179 They say they have no recollection of promising one to the little boy who lives down the lane 1.3592 0.04829 142 98 37 7
1180 So, tell’em you were just kidding about fleecing them for the holidays. 1.3592 0.05595 142 106 21 15
1181 Just fire the lead sheep and promote the one that supports today's conspiracy theory with the most enthusiasm. 1.3592 0.05414 142 104 25 13
1182 Seems as if they’ll be revolting against Fox News now... 1.3592 0.05414 142 104 25 13
1183 How do we tell them that the only real hoax was when we convinced them everything was a hoax? 1.3592 0.05226 142 102 29 11
1184 Is it the suit? 1.3592 0.05414 142 104 25 13
1185 Going forward, let's skip the "my little lamb chop" endearment. 1.3586 0.05055 145 103 32 10
1186 They’re questioning whether management represents their interests. 1.3571 0.05371 140 102 26 12
1187 Let's just hope they're wolves in sheep's clothing" 1.3571 0.05176 140 100 30 10
1188 Frankly, it's fake ewes. 1.3571 0.05176 140 100 30 10
1189 When the boss told us sheep's clothing would fool them, I thought he meant a wool suit. 1.3571 0.04974 140 98 34 8
1190 They're angry because they've suddenly lost their dream job. 1.3571 0.05275 140 101 28 11
1191 President Trump, your supporters are angry about the election and are waiting to be told what to do. 1.3571 0.05651 140 105 20 15
1192 This is going to be a tough crowd to fleece. 1.3571 0.05176 140 100 30 10
1193 I thought this was sheep's clothing. 1.3571 0.05076 140 99 32 9
1194 Apparently I ate one of their friends. 1.3571 0.05371 140 102 26 12
1195 What do you mean people can't sleep? 1.3571 0.05559 140 104 22 14
1196 Relax, they’re just wolves in sheep’s clothing. 1.3571 0.05466 140 103 24 13
1197 It’s called “herd impunity”. 1.3571 0.05176 140 100 30 10
1198 You ate the missing one? 1.3571 0.05176 140 100 30 10
1199 Yes, I see now that "to bear arms" has several meanings. 1.3571 0.05176 140 100 30 10
1200 I wouldn't use any sleep aids tonight. 1.3571 0.05559 140 104 22 14
1201 Apparently they were all fleeced by the Wolf of Wool Street. 1.3571 0.05176 140 100 30 10
1202 So... You think we’re busted? 1.3571 0.04974 140 98 34 8
1203 I don’t think they’re buying the herd immunity approach 1.3571 0.05275 140 101 28 11
1204 Ewenionize?! I think not. 1.3571 0.05176 140 100 30 10
1205 Should have gone for lamb's wool instead of shark skin... 1.3571 0.05275 140 100 28 11
1206 Do you think they know this suit is linen, not wool? 1.3571 0.04654 140 95 40 5
1207 To hold the Senate we just need to keep duping all those rural White voters. 1.3571 0.05466 140 103 24 13
1208 OK, I give up how many? 1.3571 0.05466 140 103 24 13
1209 I don't know if 'I have a bone to pick with some of you' was the best way to phrase it. 1.3571 0.05371 140 102 26 12
1210 You still think it's good we gave up our sheep's clothing? 1.3571 0.05371 140 102 26 12
1211 This looks baad. 1.3571 0.05466 140 103 24 12
1212 They've made the mistake of thinking this is a democracy. 1.3571 0.05076 140 99 32 9
1213 We have a credibility problem. 1.3571 0.05076 140 99 32 9
1214 It's not my fault the stores are all out of sheep's clothing. 1.3571 0.05176 140 100 30 10
1215 The Republican Congressional caucus wants to know what to do next. 1.3571 0.05076 140 99 32 9
1216 When I said no amount of sheep standing on their hind legs would make me settle, I meant it. 1.3571 0.04974 140 98 34 8
1217 Trump, stop pulling the wool over my eyes. You lost the election! 1.3571 0.05830 140 107 16 17
1218 The union's demands are bordering on shear madness. 1.3571 0.05275 140 101 28 11
1219 They said no recount. 1.3571 0.05371 140 102 25 12
1220 They’re only mad because we look better in wool than they do. 1.3571 0.05275 140 101 28 11
1221 We should split up. 1.3571 0.05371 140 102 26 12
1222 Now you see how my idea of wearing sheep’s clothing was the superior one? 1.3571 0.05371 140 102 26 12
1223 I don’t think moving to New Zealand is an option Dave. 1.3571 0.04709 140 103 27 10
1224 Apparently they're mad about the results but let's face it: who could count sheep and not fall asleep? 1.3571 0.04869 140 97 36 7
1225 I told them they are no longer employees, but independent contractors. Shearing is on their own dime now. 1.3571 0.05371 140 102 26 12
1226 I think you should concede; They've moved to arms akimbo. 1.3551 0.05122 138 98 31 9
1227 We should have gone with a wool blend. 1.3551 0.04911 138 96 35 7
1228 No, I don't know who gave each of them a copy of Marx. 1.3551 0.05423 138 101 25 12
1229 I’d cry wolf, but I think we’re outnumbered. 1.3551 0.05224 138 99 29 10
1230 It's no use, they've formed a union. 1.3551 0.05018 138 97 33 8
1231 It seems they're not getting the respect they deserve. 1.3551 0.04802 138 95 37 6
1232 No more cloning. 1.3551 0.05122 138 98 31 9
1233 They're waiting for Trump's next order 1.3551 0.05018 138 97 33 8
1234 Please tell me these suits aren't @$!#*% wool. 1.3551 0.05122 138 98 31 9
1235 They want overtime until the inauguration. No one is sleeping. 1.3551 0.05520 138 102 23 13
1236 At least, we have the Electoral College. 1.3551 0.05325 138 100 27 11
1237 They want to know when they get their red MAGA hats. 1.3551 0.05615 138 103 21 14
1238 I tried to explain, it’s not sheep’s clothing, it’s wool. 1.3551 0.05018 138 97 33 8
1239 They've been jumping all night. Now they want a recount. 1.3551 0.05423 138 106 17 15
1240 They think that Little Bo Peep is getting too much money. 1.3551 0.05122 138 98 31 9
1241 Tell them they'll be fine. Herd immunity! 1.3551 0.05122 138 98 31 9
1242 I told you a wool suit wasn’t the same thing! 1.3551 0.04577 138 93 41 4
1243 The uniforms are perfect! I think they're ready. 1.3551 0.05708 138 104 19 15
1244 These are our deplorables; they’re easy to herd and easily convinced you’re a sheep in wolf’s clothing 1.3551 0.05520 138 97 23 13
1245 Bad news. Class action suit 1.3551 0.05224 138 99 29 10
1246 you’re claiming a miscount? 1.3551 0.05122 138 98 31 9
1247 If you count the black sheep, I easily win 1.3551 0.05122 138 98 31 9
1248 Don't worry. Now there's plenty of wool to pull over their eyes. 1.3551 0.05423 138 101 25 12
1249 Oh, crap. They developed class consciousness. 1.3551 0.04802 138 95 37 6
1250 Sir, I sense an ever so slightly growing dissatisfaction with our leadership... 1.3551 0.04911 138 96 35 7
1251 They claim there’s more of them than us, but how can we know without a certified recount? 1.3551 0.05423 138 101 25 12
1252 Well it’s no Four Seasons Total Landscaping. 1.3551 0.05708 138 104 19 15
1253 I shouldn’t have ordered a recount. 1.3551 0.05615 138 103 21 14
1254 Sorry, but they all want to speak to the manager. 1.3551 0.05018 138 96 33 7
1255 Do you get the sense we don't belong here? 1.3529 0.05376 136 99 26 11
1256 I think they figured it out. 1.3529 0.05376 136 99 26 11
1257 Looks like they're standing up for themselves. 1.3529 0.05274 136 98 28 10
1258 ...and in what world does that pass as sheep's clothing? 1.3529 0.05063 136 96 32 8
1259 No pulling the wool over their eyes this time. 1.3529 0.05376 136 99 26 11
1260 Whatever you do, don't start to count them. That's how we got to this situation. 1.3529 0.05274 136 98 28 10
1261 I was warned. They've been listening to EWE-ANON. 1.3529 0.05169 136 97 30 9
1262 Perhaps we give Bo Peep a call. 1.3529 0.05063 136 96 32 8
1263 LOOK AT THEIR SMILES, THEY LOVE ME. YOU WOULDN’T BELIVE HOW MUCH THEY LOVE ME. I’M THE MOST LOVED WOLF IN HISTORY. BY A LOT 1.3529 0.05476 136 100 24 12
1264 At least we have succeeded with goal alignment 1.3507 0.05428 134 98 25 11
1265 DON'T WORRY, THEIR BAAAA IS WORSE THAN THEIR BITE. 1.3507 0.04884 134 93 35 6
1266 Bad news. They've achieved herd impunity. 1.3507 0.05631 134 100 21 13
1267 Sheep in wolf loathing. 1.3507 0.05531 134 99 23 12
1268 You SHOULD have wised up after the chicken coop coup, but NO! 1.3507 0.05428 134 98 25 11
1269 I told you they’d notice. 1.3507 0.05271 134 99 24 11
1270 Not bad! They voted for us after all. 1.3507 0.05324 134 97 27 10
1271 They don’t understand that alternative facts really means we’re lying. 1.3507 0.05217 134 96 29 9
1272 Maybe we shouldn’t have laid off the dogs. 1.3507 0.05109 134 95 31 8
1273 We got them to vote for Trump, now what? 1.3507 0.05428 134 98 25 11
1274 What the hell are we going to do with all this food? 1.3507 0.05163 134 98 26 10
1275 I simply said, I hope you're not fleecing me. 1.3507 0.05730 134 101 19 14
1276 My sheep’s clothing was in the wash... 1.3507 0.04998 134 94 33 7
1277 Wait until I tell Mary about this. 1.3507 0.04998 134 94 33 7
1278 So, what’s our strategy here? 1.3507 0.05324 134 97 27 10
1279 Okay, so maybe the wool suits aren’t working as expected. 1.3507 0.05324 134 97 27 10
1280 They aren’t buying it. They said counting is something they are very familiar with. Now what? 1.3507 0.05324 134 97 27 10
1281 Well, this doesn’t look like the Four Seasons... 1.3507 0.05531 134 99 23 12
1282 What a nightmare! Countless sheep. 1.3507 0.05428 134 98 25 11
1283 Well, I never thought we’d be the ones looking sheepish. 1.3507 0.04998 134 94 33 7
1284 They seem to be demanding a recount. 1.3507 0.05531 134 99 23 12
1285 I really wish we didn't quit blowing down houses. 1.3485 0.04927 132 92 34 6
1286 We only have more cases of Mad Sheep disease because we counted them. 1.3485 0.05482 132 97 24 11
1287 I told you to wear the polyester suit." 1.3485 0.05376 132 96 26 10
1288 This time, it seems the polls were right... 1.3485 0.05376 132 96 26 10
1289 Now what did you do to piss them off? 1.3485 0.05689 132 99 20 13
1290 Outnumbered but never outfoxed.” 1.3485 0.05376 132 96 26 10
1291 I told you taking away their kids and putting them in cages was not a good idea. 1.3485 0.05587 132 98 22 12
1292 Do you think they know they've been fleeced? 1.3485 0.05689 132 99 20 13
1293 Lost count. Couldn't sleep. 1.3485 0.05376 132 95 25 9
1294 I warned you this could happen if they stopped watching Fox News and switched to Wolf Blitzer. 1.3485 0.05156 132 94 30 8
1295 Mad sheep disease? 1.3485 0.05482 132 97 24 11
1296 I don't think these wool suits are fooling anyone. 1.3485 0.05156 132 94 30 8
1297 See? I told you we overdressed. 1.3485 0.05376 132 96 26 10
1298 Tell them that the part went to Meryl Streep. 1.3485 0.05482 132 97 24 11
1299 Looks like they’ve formed a damn Union again! 1.3485 0.05376 132 96 26 10
1300 Sorry, I thought I would save us a few bucks by going with the wool blend 1.3485 0.05267 132 95 28 9
1301 They've outfoxed us. 1.3485 0.03224 132 100 26 6
1302 Ewe can never trust a wolf in chic clothing. 1.3485 0.04868 132 99 23 10
1303 I don't know...but the odds seem to be against us this time. 1.3485 0.05376 132 96 26 10
1304 Why don't you just concede the election? 1.3485 0.04927 132 92 34 6
1305 Sorry, I didn't want to come dressed like a cliche' 1.3485 0.05587 132 98 22 12
1306 Sir, it may be time to concede. 1.3485 0.05790 132 100 18 14
1307 Didn’t I say it would be bad idea for you to order the lamb at the kickoff dinner? 1.3485 0.05376 132 96 26 10
1308 Just put on your Trump mask and the Republicans will follow you anywhere.... 1.3485 0.05482 132 97 24 11
1309 They finally figured out you were fleecing them. 1.3485 0.05482 132 97 24 11
1310 ''Did you happen to notice the one in the middle smiling ?'' 1.3485 0.05156 132 94 30 8
1311 It all started with some comment about wool being sheep's clothing. 1.3485 0.05156 132 94 30 8
1312 Vaccines for us. Herd immunity for the herd. Perfect! 1.3485 0.05156 132 94 30 8
1313 For heaven's sake will you take a sleeping pill. This insomnia is getting out of hand. 1.3485 0.05376 132 96 26 10
1314 Don't underestimate the power of #EweToo. 1.3485 0.05482 132 97 24 11
1315 Are you flocking kidding??? 1.3485 0.05376 132 96 26 10
1316 First the pigs, now the sheep! 1.3485 0.05267 132 95 28 9
1317 I'm sorry Mr. President. They have the votes. 1.3485 0.05689 132 99 20 13
1318 It’s over, Larry. They’re on to us. 1.3485 0.05482 132 97 24 11
1319 We got them this far, they were ready to sign, and then YOU had to bring up branding. 1.3485 0.05156 132 94 30 8
1320 I told you, when sheep organize, be afraid, be very afraid. 1.3485 0.05587 132 98 22 12
1321 It's probably one of those Me Too Things! 1.3485 0.05376 132 96 26 10
1322 The shear holders demand an official count by morning 1.3485 0.05267 132 95 28 9
1323 They're saying they look ridiculous and the outfit itches. 1.3485 0.05267 132 95 28 9
1324 I don’t care how it feels. When we’re here, it’s polyester. 1.3485 0.05376 132 96 26 10
1325 You know, one of the keys to effective team building is to never eat a member of the team. 1.3485 0.05376 132 96 26 10
1326 This Dolly they seek...was she about 36" tall, and tasty? 1.3485 0.05156 132 94 30 8
1327 Well - you are the one who wanted to be the ‘’Wolf of Wall Street’ 1.3485 0.05267 132 95 28 9
1328 No way they're moving until you confirm the shepherd boy's story. 1.3485 0.04927 132 92 34 6
1329 HR said they're pretty upset about our CEO eating the accounting department. 1.3485 0.05587 132 98 22 12
1330 Ok, they found out mutton isn’t dog - how do we spin this? 1.3485 0.05376 132 96 26 10
1331 My plan was to have them keep counting each other until they fell asleep. 1.3485 0.05267 132 95 28 9
1332 Sheep persisted 1.3485 0.05482 132 97 24 11
1333 So, the election results are in... 1.3485 0.05267 132 95 28 9
1334 #Me T'ewe! 1.3485 0.05043 132 98 24 10
1335 we will, we will, flock you. 1.3485 0.05376 132 96 26 10
1336 It doesn’t matter how many times I recount them. I still can’t sleep 1.3485 0.04497 132 91 37 4
1337 Uh looks like they've got the numbers. The recount didn't change anything. 1.3485 0.05376 132 96 26 10
1338 We’ll be fine sir, pull the wool over their eyes like always 1.3485 0.05376 132 96 26 10
1339 They’re on to us Fred, they know one is missing. 1.3485 0.05267 132 95 28 9
1340 Fleeced?! I think not, I paid good money for this suit. 1.3485 0.05043 132 93 32 7
1341 What do you mean you’ve unionized them? 1.3485 0.05482 132 97 24 11
1342 Sir, they are here for the recount. 1.3485 0.04927 132 102 18 12
1343 Just spoke to them. It’s baaaaaaad. 1.3485 0.05376 132 96 26 10
1344 Maybe calling the opposing party “sheep” wasn’t a good campaign strategy... 1.3485 0.05156 132 94 30 8
1345 Being part of the 1% isn’t what it used to be. 1.3462 0.05318 130 94 27 9
1346 Please try not to 'Lick your Chops' . 1.3462 0.05204 130 93 29 8
1347 Maybe the mint jelly on your lapel? 1.3459 0.05447 133 98 24 11
1348 First of all, we didn't eat enough of them to flip the vote ... 1.3435 0.05284 131 95 27 9
1349 Do they see the irony in demanding better healthcare from us? 1.3435 0.04939 131 92 33 6
1350 Looks like they are refusing to be sheep. 1.3435 0.05284 131 95 27 9
1351 I can see how counting them would put humans to sleep 1.3435 0.05501 131 97 23 11
1352 Right about now I’d prefer to be a wolf in sheep’s clothing 1.3435 0.05171 131 94 29 8
1353 They claim we aren't representing the people. 1.3435 0.05394 131 96 25 10
1354 This is the real definition of Lamination. 1.3435 0.05171 131 94 29 8
1355 Are you getting sleepy too? 1.3435 0.05284 131 95 27 9
1356 I think we should've gone with tweed. 1.3435 0.05056 131 93 31 7
1357 Let's rethink this. 1.3435 0.05284 131 95 27 9
1358 should we tell them we lost? 1.3435 0.05501 131 97 23 11
1359 Well, I feel sheepish 1.3435 0.05171 131 94 29 8
1360 Rudy, I hate to ask. But could YOU tell the minions? 1.3435 0.05607 131 98 21 12
1361 It's a brilliant undercover operation, Mr President. The GOP is proud to serve you". 1.3435 0.05813 131 100 17 14
1362 It's a new generation. You can't just bark orders and expect them to follow. 1.3435 0.05501 131 97 23 11
1363 When I referred to sheep’s clothing, I did not envision wool suits. 1.3435 0.05171 131 94 29 8
1364 We promised them greener pastures and a vaccine. Lucy Wang, Los Angeles, CA 1.3435 0.05171 131 94 29 8
1365 Don't look at me – the shepherd let them unionize. 1.3435 0.05394 131 96 25 10
1366 So it turns out they don’t like being fleeced. 1.3435 0.04632 131 97 26 8
1367 The words " sheeple" and "herd mentality" kind of set them off. 1.3435 0.05284 131 95 27 9
1368 All I said was that these cloning experiments may be getting out of hand. 1.3435 0.05711 131 99 19 13
1369 They're asking for tighter regulations to prevent identity theft. 1.3435 0.05607 131 98 21 12
1370 Yup,they're still there and not looking any happier. 1.3435 0.05501 131 97 23 11
1371 We may be sly but they've got the numbers. Let's eat out tonight. 1.3435 0.05056 131 93 31 7
1372 Next time you tell me to show up in my wool suit, could you be a little more specific? 1.3435 0.05501 131 97 23 11
1373 Yeah, fine, you were right. Sheep's clothing would have gone over better. 1.3435 0.05056 131 93 31 7
1374 I told you we shouldn’t let them ewe-nionize! 1.3435 0.05171 131 94 29 8
1375 Is that cashmere or merino? 1.3435 0.05056 131 93 31 7
1376 Based on their demeanor it appears that herd immunity has been a flocking failure 1.3435 0.05607 131 98 21 12
1377 Remember: we're retired corporate sheep from the city, and we're fixing up the old mill. 1.3435 0.05284 131 95 27 9
1378 They've formed a ewenion. They demand the right to collectively baaargain. 1.3435 0.05501 131 97 23 11
1379 They say "We are not sheeple", whatever that means. 1.3435 0.05284 131 95 27 9
1380 They feel that we're fleecing them. 1.3435 0.05501 131 97 23 11
1381 I don't know what you did Warren, but you sure pissed off a lot of sheep. 1.3435 0.05056 131 93 31 7
1382 Well, MINE is 100% wool. Yours?" 1.3435 0.05555 131 100 18 13
1383 They want to know what happened to the shepherd! 1.3435 0.05171 131 94 29 8
1384 I’m not sure we can pull the wool over their eyes this time. 1.3435 0.05284 131 95 27 9
1385 The shear odds are against us. 1.3435 0.05394 131 96 25 10
1386 OK, tell me again; you promised ALL of them what?!! 1.3435 0.05284 131 95 27 9
1387 You can't outright say you're going to eat them. Instead, talk about trickle down Economics. 1.3435 0.05284 131 95 27 9
1388 They don't trust lawyers, either. 1.3435 0.04939 131 92 33 6
1389 They don't think you are a good choice for union representative. 1.3435 0.05171 131 94 29 8
1390 They have strength in num-baaaahs I suppose. 1.3435 0.05501 131 97 23 11
1391 So I told them, fresh grass is for closers only. 1.3435 0.05394 131 96 25 10
1392 I guess four years was their breaking point. 1.3435 0.05607 131 98 21 12
1393 They’re all afraid we’re going to fleece them, in plain daylight. 1.3435 0.05501 131 97 23 11
1394 Tell them they don't have to stand up to be counted! 1.3435 0.05171 131 94 29 8
1395 What if we just started counting? 1.3435 0.05056 131 93 31 7
1396 Honestly, I thought they'd be easier to persuade. 1.3435 0.05171 131 94 29 8
1397 Perhaps "a wolf in sheep's clothing" doesn't mean these splendid wool suits? 1.3435 0.05171 131 94 29 8
1398 Okay, so how do we go about findingthe other one of us dressed like one of them? 1.3435 0.04819 131 91 35 5
1399 You did warn them that all investments involve the risk of being eaten. 1.3435 0.05171 131 94 29 8
1400 They said they'd be willing to support you but only if you talk about how cows are ruining America. 1.3435 0.05607 131 98 21 12
1401 Not an easy target group... they have been fleeced before! 1.3435 0.05171 131 94 29 8
1402 They're organized, and they're angry! We have to give in to some of these demands, or mark my words, this thing will resolve itself in a muttony 1.3435 0.05813 131 100 17 14
1403 I knew it was a bad idea to wear our wool suits. 1.3435 0.05394 131 96 25 10
1404 Nothing's been the same since Sheep Lives Matter 1.3435 0.05056 131 93 31 7
1405 They say you've fleeced them before. 1.3435 0.05171 131 94 29 8
1406 Their union rep. says they're mad as hell and they're not going to be eaten anymore. 1.3435 0.05284 131 95 27 9
1407 Your tail was a dead giveaway. 1.3435 0.05607 131 98 21 12
1408 They were already angry. I'm just getting them to focus. 1.3435 0.04939 131 92 33 6
1409 They know we’ve been pulling the wool over their eyes. 1.3435 0.05284 131 95 27 9
1410 I was sure our agent said they were looking for a wolf in cheap clothing. 1.3435 0.05711 131 99 19 13
1411 The Counting Committee would like to have a word with MAGA. 1.3435 0.05284 131 94 26 9
1412 Maybe we should get the flock out of here. 1.3435 0.05171 131 94 29 8
1413 Yep, it looks scary, but let's not jump to conclusions: Fox News is sayin' we're all good--and they have all the data." 1.3435 0.05284 131 95 27 9
1414 Well, not a good time to be wolves in sheep's clothing. 1.3435 0.05171 131 94 29 8
1415 Ya know Lou, real wolves don't concern themselves with the opinions of sheep" 1.3435 0.05056 131 93 31 7
1416 :The big bad wolf doesn’t concern itself with the opinion of sheep. 1.3435 0.05284 131 95 27 9
1417 No worries, they’re vegetarians 1.3435 0.05171 131 94 29 8
1418 Things are about to get woolly. 1.3435 0.05056 131 93 31 7
1419 They want us to huff and puff and blow him out of the White House 1.3435 0.05284 131 92 25 9
1420 WTF, there no social distancing being followed here! 1.3435 0.05501 131 97 23 11
1421 Mint jelly or Au Jus? 1.3435 0.05501 131 97 23 11
1422 Just pretend you can't see them 1.3435 0.05056 131 93 31 7
1423 Did they really expect us to show up in sheep's clothing? 1.3435 0.05056 131 92 31 7
1424 I gather the proposal for a Sheep Dog and Wolf merger doesn't sit well with the shareholders. 1.3435 0.05056 131 93 31 7
1425 They don’t like the comment you made about mint sauce on their Facebook page 1.3435 0.05394 131 96 25 10
1426 Bob, I think we need to get the flock out of here 1.3435 0.05394 131 96 25 10
1427 I think it might be time to bust out the camoflauge 1.3435 0.05501 131 97 23 11
1428 So what were you saying about voting on what's for dinner? 1.3435 0.05171 131 94 29 8
1429 Sir, it looks like they have developed herd immunity. 1.3435 0.05394 131 96 25 10
1430 Let’s just stick with cotton and polyester. 1.3411 0.04983 129 91 32 6
1431 I think they heard you call them the buffet. 1.3411 0.05557 129 96 22 11
1432 I don't think we can stay awake for a recount. 1.3411 0.05335 129 94 26 9
1433 I've got a feeling this flock is baaaaaaaad news. 1.3411 0.05665 129 97 20 12
1434 Baa, Baa, Baa! It's just the same old complaints. 1.3411 0.05665 129 97 20 12
1435 Well, they did take a meeting with some chick in a red hood and 3 small pigs. 1.3411 0.05103 129 92 30 7
1436 Maybe we shouldn't lead with the part about eating them. 1.3411 0.05557 129 96 22 11
1437 The polyester blend might have been a mistake 1.3411 0.05447 129 95 24 10
1438 Your hyperactive tail speaks louder than your soothing words. 1.3411 0.05220 129 93 28 8
1439 Did you explain to them that 'lamb chop' should be taken as a term of endearment? 1.3411 0.05220 129 93 28 8
1440 The ewes are wearing suffragette white. I think it's time we listen to them. 1.3411 0.05220 129 93 28 8
1441 “They’ve heard you’re planning to fleece them.” 1.3411 0.05447 129 95 24 10
1442 I knew there would be hell to pay for the Bo Peep incident. 1.3411 0.05103 129 92 30 7
1443 Yes, I know they are upset, they were promised wolves in sheep clothing. 1.3411 0.05447 129 95 24 10
1444 Tell them this walking on two legs thing will be over before they know it. Like I've been saying all along, it's a hoax. We're rounding the corner. We'll be back on all fours like no one has ever seen before. It will be unbelievable--like miracle. 1.3411 0.05335 129 94 26 9
1445 They want to pursue a class action against some dog. 1.3411 0.05220 129 92 28 8
1446 When I said, 'get some sheep's clothing, I didn't mean wool suits" 1.3411 0.04797 129 97 23 9
1447 They've unionized. The mint jelly CEOs will be furious. 1.3411 0.05557 129 96 22 11
1448 Pulling the wool over their eyes apparently didn't work! 1.3411 0.04983 129 91 32 6
1449 They know a wolf in chic clothing when they see one. 1.3411 0.05557 129 96 22 11
1450 They want life insurance. 1.3411 0.05220 129 93 28 8
1451 When I asked you to get them all together, I didn't mean that they should unionize. 1.3411 0.05103 129 92 30 7
1452 I know you meant it as a compliment, but really - "Those coats make you look fat"? What were you thinking? 1.3411 0.05665 129 97 20 12
1453 Who am I to disabuse sheep of the notion that they will be able to defend themselves if they have the right to bare arms? 1.3411 0.05335 129 94 26 9
1454 Your insomnia is causing problems. 1.3411 0.05220 129 93 28 8
1455 Who knew that wool suits wouldn't pass for "sheep's clothing"? 1.3411 0.05557 129 96 22 11
1456 Yeah, I'm not sure how many lawsuits we are going to end up with.......I keep counting them and falling asleep. 1.3411 0.05665 129 97 20 12
1457 Tell me again why you posted yourself in sheep's clothing on Twitter? 1.3411 0.05220 129 93 28 8
1458 Look, you're just going to have to lay off the cross-dressing thing - it's bad for business. 1.3411 0.05220 129 93 28 8
1459 Didn't you say "Wear wool"? 1.3411 0.05220 129 93 28 8
1460 I don't think democracy is going to work for us. 1.3411 0.05335 129 94 26 9
1461 Not sure they are buying the herd immunity thing. 1.3411 0.05335 129 94 26 9
1462 Perhaps we should consider a peaceful transition! 1.3411 0.05103 129 92 30 7
1463 I don't think the suit and tie is fooling them. 1.3411 0.04983 129 91 32 6
1464 What do you think, Mike? Are they onto us? 1.3411 0.05335 129 94 26 9
1465 They said they're tired of being fleeced. 1.3411 0.05665 129 97 20 12
1466 Well, you were right. They do follow me on Twitter... 1.3411 0.05447 129 95 24 10
1467 I told you to get the polyester suit. Now you’re just a wolf in sheep’s clothing. 1.3411 0.05220 129 93 28 8
1468 Don't take their complaints one at a time. It will put you to sleep. 1.3411 0.05220 129 93 28 8
1469 The only option we have left is to pull the wool over their eyes 1.3411 0.05103 129 92 30 7
1470 It's not my fault. I'm an insomniac. 1.3411 0.04983 129 91 32 6
1471 These wool suits didn't quite do the trick, did they? 1.3411 0.05103 129 92 30 7
1472 Let them eat grass! 1.3411 0.05447 129 95 24 10
1473 No, we can't just huff and puff and blow them all down. That's a totally different fairy tale. 1.3411 0.05220 129 93 28 8
1474 You see the problem is that they formed a union. 1.3411 0.05557 129 96 22 11
1475 Yes, that's right. The new sleeping pill is 90% effective. 1.3411 0.05557 129 96 22 11
1476 It's microfiber, why? 1.3411 0.05447 129 95 24 10
1477 Yes, they look angry, but they are not getting their donations back. 1.3411 0.04983 129 91 32 6
1478 They want their sleeves back. 1.3411 0.05557 129 96 22 11
1479 Not to worry. They are all wolves. 1.3411 0.05771 129 98 18 13
1480 Jim, I thought your polls had us up 12 points among rural whites. 1.3411 0.05447 129 95 24 10
1481 IF ANYONE ASKS, WE'RE SHEEP DOGS. 1.3411 0.05103 129 92 30 7
1482 And of course I get confused. Don’t they all look alike in the dark? 1.3411 0.05335 129 94 26 9
1483 Should have gone with camel hair. 1.3411 0.05335 129 94 26 9
1484 I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot one of them and not lose any followers. 1.3411 0.05335 129 94 26 9
1485 So when did they start trusting the boy who cried wolf again? 1.3411 0.04859 129 90 34 5
1486 Blame somebody for something, quick. 1.3411 0.05220 129 93 28 8
1487 I tried huffing... and I tried puffing... I’m out I ideas 1.3411 0.04859 129 88 34 5
1488 We’re going to need a diversion. 1.3411 0.05447 129 95 24 10
1489 You told them we were dogs? Again? 1.3411 0.05220 129 93 28 8
1490 Do I have something in my teeth? 1.3411 0.05335 129 94 26 9
1491 There’s only so long we can pull the wool over their eyes 1.3411 0.05557 129 96 22 11
1492 I am worried. Those liberals don’t look very sheepish” 1.3411 0.05335 129 94 26 9
1493 It doesn't matter if they all voted. I'm not moving out. 1.3411 0.05771 129 98 18 13
1494 We need to give them something to cheer about and lose attention. Let's legalize green grass in some places 1.3411 0.05557 129 96 22 11
1495 I told you we should try to blend in. 1.3386 0.05387 127 93 25 9
1496 They say, "Sheep's lives matter". 1.3386 0.05387 127 93 25 9
1497 I warned you not to eat Mary. 1.3386 0.05270 127 92 27 8
1498 Wear the wool suit you said. 1.3386 0.05502 127 94 23 10
1499 They say it's against Union Rules to eat ANY of them… 1.3386 0.05387 127 93 25 9
1500 Don't be nervous, that's just the herd mentality. 1.3386 0.05270 127 92 27 8
1501 We could just blame the Chinese and the new synthetic fabrics hitting the market. 1.3386 0.05150 127 91 29 7
1502 Just tell them you’re cutting their taxes. 1.3386 0.05270 127 92 27 8
1503 Look, their position is: ‘Want the outfit? Join the union.’ 1.3386 0.05387 127 93 25 9
1504 What?! What?! What’s wrong with asking them if anyone had any mint sauce? 1.3386 0.05270 127 92 27 8
1505 Now that the brainwashing is wearing off, I think we may be in trouble Don. 1.3386 0.05387 127 93 25 9
1506 Not to worry - I've already filed a motion to dismiss the vote count. 1.3386 0.03987 127 95 26 6
1507 I told you they’d be angry we moved the polling location. 1.3386 0.05387 127 93 25 9
1508 They want to know how you sleep at night. 1.3386 0.05387 127 93 25 9
1509 So,what's so bad about a Nation of Sheep? 1.3386 0.05270 127 92 27 8
1510 I know they outnumber us,but we have the Electoral College. 1.3386 0.05614 127 95 21 11
1511 I think you had better concede. 1.3386 0.05270 127 92 27 8
1512 They want to know where all the black sheep are. 1.3386 0.05387 127 93 25 9
1513 They insist they're being fleeced! 1.3386 0.05150 127 91 29 7
1514 We let them know our campaign slogan is "better suits, never stews!" 1.3386 0.05387 127 93 25 9
1515 But I don't want to be a wolf in sheep's clothing. 1.3386 0.05387 127 93 25 9
1516 I think it's just a PR problem. 1.3386 0.04901 127 89 33 5
1517 Trying to pull the wool over their eyes may have been a mistake. 1.3386 0.05502 127 94 23 10
1518 Just tell them it’s smartwool 1.3386 0.05270 127 92 27 8
1519 I told you these wool suits would not fool them one bit 1.3386 0.05150 127 91 29 7
1520 Concede 1.3386 0.05387 127 93 25 9
1521 Sir, the suits aren’t fooling them anymore 1.3386 0.05150 127 91 29 7
1522 They’re demanding that we open the hair salons. 1.3386 0.05150 127 91 29 7
1523 I don’t think they trust Fox News. 1.3386 0.05725 127 96 19 12
1524 Trust me–when you’re a wolf, they let you do it. 1.3386 0.05270 127 91 27 8
1525 ...our research shows that they actually have their own wool over their eyes...” @johnkinnan 1.3386 0.05270 127 92 27 8
1526 Democracy in waiting 1.3386 0.05614 127 95 21 11
1527 We forgot about Casual Friday 1.3386 0.05614 127 95 21 11
1528 Over time I would like to have them all over for dinner. 1.3360 0.05199 125 90 28 7
1529 You've been made. Might as well burn your sheep's clothing. 1.3360 0.05441 125 92 24 9
1530 livestock options were a bad idea. 1.3360 0.05558 125 93 22 10
1531 I still say worsted looks better than sheared 1.3360 0.05321 125 91 26 8
1532 Your coat isn't made of wool, is it? 1.3360 0.05073 125 89 30 6
1533 What if we offer each of them a nice wool sweater? 1.3360 0.05558 125 92 22 10
1534 The guy from Men's Wearhouse said we could fit in anywhere in these Italian wool suits... He guaranteed it! 1.3360 0.05441 125 92 24 9
1535 Cashmere, actually... 1.3360 0.05199 125 90 28 7
1536 Say whatever you want, anything but the truth. 1.3360 0.05558 125 93 22 10
1537 Have them count themselves and maybe they’ll go to sleep. 1.3360 0.05441 125 92 24 9
1538 I told you Trump would throw us under the bus by taking us off the endangered species list! 1.3360 0.05673 125 94 20 11
1539 I keep telling them they're polyester, but they don't seem to be buying it. 1.3360 0.05073 125 89 30 6
1540 You better apologize! There is nothing worse than - The silent treatment of the lambs 1.3360 0.05673 125 94 20 11
1541 They say your suit is synthetic 1.3360 0.05441 125 92 24 9
1542 And then I says, "Little Bo Peep won't be back for a while". 1.3360 0.05321 125 91 26 8
1543 Yeah but we still have two US Senators 1.3360 0.05321 125 91 26 8
1544 Appeal to their cultural grievances first. Then we eat them and blame the black sheep. 1.3360 0.05199 125 90 28 7
1545 I don't understand how they recognize us - you're sure these suits are 100% wool? 1.3360 0.05441 125 92 24 9
1546 It’s time for you to apologize for the Little Red Riding affair or we’re in big trouble 1.3360 0.05073 125 89 30 6
1547 678 sheep... I think it's time for a sedative. 1.3360 0.04391 125 94 24 7
1548 you see, they love me 1.3360 0.05673 125 94 20 11
1549 I have one of our people embedded in their flock, but I can't tell which one he is. He's wearing sheep's clothing. 1.3360 0.05441 125 92 24 9
1550 Do you think they know it’s blended wool? 1.3360 0.04812 125 92 26 7
1551 First, let’s try and work with them and if that doesn’t work we can just eat ‘em. 1.3360 0.05321 125 91 25 8
1552 So, don't turn around, but we may have a problem. 1.3360 0.05199 125 90 28 7
1553 We need a border collie on our side 1.3360 0.05073 125 89 30 6
1554 Okay! Now what?? 1.3360 0.05673 125 94 20 11
1555 Sir, we may be outnumbered. 1.3360 0.05321 125 91 26 8
1556 Clearly, the reference to "sacrificial lamb" in your speech was a big mistake. 1.3360 0.05199 125 90 28 7
1557 Well, it appears the sheep union thinks that they may be fleeced. Honestly I'm afraid they may have out foxed us this time! 1.3360 0.05321 125 91 26 8
1558 Careful, they are not wearing masks. 1.3360 0.05321 125 91 26 8
1559 I told you it would go better if you came in sheep’s clothing! 1.3360 0.05199 125 90 28 7
1560 I told you a wool suit isn't what sheep's clothing means. 1.3360 0.05673 125 94 20 11
1561 I understand there are 170 million of them. 1.3360 0.05321 125 91 26 8
1562 Does the name Custer ring a bell? 1.3360 0.05673 125 94 20 11
1563 Don't worry, they'll follow us, they're sheep. 1.3360 0.05673 125 94 20 11
1564 They are upset because they believed you when you said that Covid was a hoax. 1.3360 0.05558 125 93 22 10
1565 Umm, yeah, in retrospect, I probably should have said the grass is 'usually' greener on the other side. 1.3360 0.04464 125 92 27 6
1566 I told you we should’ve worn wool suits. 1.3360 0.05009 125 91 27 7
1567 Um.... I think one of them is your lawyer 1.3360 0.05199 125 90 28 7
1568 I expressly warned you, "Zipper in front." 1.3360 0.05441 125 92 24 9
1569 They say the sheepdog is the only ambulance-chaser they need. 1.3360 0.05558 125 93 22 10
1570 And when you’re a star, they let you do it...grab ‘em by the lamb chop. 1.3360 0.05558 125 93 22 10
1571 No worries. They're all fake ewes. 1.3360 0.05673 125 94 20 11
1572 I didn't know sheep had a queen. I was hungry. 1.3360 0.05786 125 95 18 12
1573 Don’t blame me. I told you not to dress like a lawyer. 1.3360 0.05073 125 89 30 6
1574 It was just one lamb chop. Sheesh! 1.3360 0.05073 125 89 30 6
1575 I guess a wool blend won't cut it. 1.3360 0.05558 125 93 22 10
1576 Pst. I think they figured out they control the means of production. 1.3360 0.05441 125 92 24 9
1577 Why did you have to bring up mint jelly? 1.3360 0.05558 125 93 22 10
1578 I shouldn't have worn wool. 1.3360 0.04944 125 88 32 5
1579 Gerrymandering has really helped our party retain control of Congress. 1.3360 0.05321 125 91 26 8
1580 When I said, "Sheep's cloting," I didn't mean wool suits. 1.3360 0.05199 125 90 28 7
1581 I made the mistake of calling them WOLVES in sheep's clothimg. 1.3360 0.04536 125 90 30 5
1582 We should’ve worn cotton. 1.3360 0.05199 125 90 28 7
1583 Do you think they have the votes? 1.3360 0.05199 125 90 28 7
1584 We shouldn't have taught them how to read. 1.3360 0.05558 125 93 22 10
1585 I think that the switch to polyester suits has really upset them 1.3360 0.05558 125 93 22 10
1586 The boss is demanding a recount 1.3360 0.05073 125 89 30 6
1587 What the flock is their problem this time? 1.3360 0.05673 125 94 20 11
1588 Don't get me wrong, we look great...but I'm beginning to think the Sheep's clothing was less conspicuous. 1.3360 0.05073 125 89 30 6
1589 They're not buying that we're the wolves of wall street. 1.3360 0.05199 125 90 28 7
1590 I knew we should've gone with the polyester suits. 1.3360 0.05558 125 93 22 10
1591 Look, You can’t blame them. You ate their cousin. 1.3360 0.05199 125 90 28 7
1592 Don’t worry, it will be over by the time you count them all 1.3360 0.05199 125 90 28 7
1593 Sir, this voter fraud idea isn’t working 1.3360 0.05073 125 94 22 9
1594 Is this the ‘herd mentality’ you were talking about? 1.3360 0.05321 125 91 26 8
1595 Baaaad news, sir. They know they got fleeced. 1.3360 0.05673 125 94 20 11
1596 Do you think they’re mad these coats are wool? 1.3360 0.05199 125 90 28 7
1597 Have you tried huffing and puffing? 1.3360 0.05199 125 90 28 7
1598 You think they’ll buy it if we say we’re vegan now 1.3360 0.05321 125 91 26 8
1599 Scranton vs. Park Avenue 1.3360 0.05199 125 90 28 7
1600 I thought you ordered the pizza! 1.3360 0.05199 125 90 28 7
1601 Now they're demanding to be counted. 1.3360 0.05321 125 91 26 8
1602 As your attorney, I highly advise you to apologize for herding their feelings. 1.3360 0.05558 125 93 22 10
1603 This is bringing a whole new meaning to the word sheepish. 1.3360 0.04536 125 90 30 5
1604 Who’s the hangry wolf now? 1.3360 0.05673 125 94 20 11
1605 Lets tell them we’re still counting the votes. 1.3360 0.05321 125 91 26 8
1606 I know how it looks but they voted for me! 1.3360 0.05073 125 89 29 6
1607 Don’t care, not conceding. 1.3360 0.05441 125 92 24 9
1608 Voters in sheep’s clothing - that counts as fraud right? 1.3360 0.05441 125 92 24 9
1609 They're mad that we called Arizona for Biden" 1.3360 0.05558 125 93 22 10
1610 Who’s gonna tell them another lockdown is coming? 1.3360 0.05199 125 90 28 7
1611 I tried calling the shepherd but he's not answering. 1.3359 0.05116 128 92 29 7
1612 Are you sure you herd them correctly? They don't seem to think so. 1.3333 0.05374 123 90 25 8
1613 Put yourself in their clothing. 1.3333 0.05374 123 90 25 8
1614 They want to know where is the wolf in sheep’s clothing 1.3333 0.05496 123 91 23 9
1615 Not a black sheep among them. 1.3333 0.04988 123 87 31 5
1616 The sheepdog sold them out for a can of tennis balls. 1.3333 0.05496 123 91 23 9
1617 It was a lot easier to get corporate to follow us blindly. 1.3333 0.05496 123 91 23 9
1618 There's a Karen here to see you, sir. 1.3333 0.05521 126 94 22 10
1619 Actually, I'm feeling a bit sheepish myself in this suit. 1.3333 0.04852 123 86 33 4
1620 Why can't they just be okay with the system the way it's always been? 1.3333 0.05496 123 90 23 9
1621 If I were you, I'd get the flock out. 1.3333 0.05616 123 92 21 10
1622 Never underestimate the power of white pantsuits. 1.3333 0.05849 123 94 17 12
1623 I don't believe we can pull the wool over their eyes. 1.3333 0.05374 123 90 25 8
1624 Obviously, I misheard you. Being wolves in chic clothing is less than helpful. 1.3333 0.05054 123 90 26 7
1625 You're right, Bill - we're totally flocked. 1.3333 0.05374 123 90 25 8
1626 I told you we should wear sheep’s clothing. 1.3333 0.05374 123 90 25 8
1627 I still think we can pull the wool over their eyes. 1.3333 0.05120 123 88 29 6
1628 Fleece be with you. 1.3333 0.05496 123 91 23 9
1629 Turns out they want to be "heard", not "herd". 1.3333 0.05616 123 92 21 10
1630 I thought this was a right-to-work pasture. 1.3333 0.05120 123 88 29 6
1631 I think our covers been blown, they know we are the wolves of Wallstreet 1.3333 0.05496 123 91 23 9
1632 Usually they're much less hostile to predatory capitalism. 1.3333 0.05374 123 90 25 8
1633 Worsted was a bad idea. 1.3333 0.05120 123 88 29 6
1634 We need to get the flock out of here. 1.3333 0.05496 123 91 23 9
1635 The guy in the Brooks Brothers shop said it would be fine - he said that sheep's clothing was so last century ... 1.3333 0.05616 123 92 21 10
1636 They don't even bother to wear our clothes anymore... 1.3333 0.05374 123 90 25 8
1637 I told you "wear sheep's clothing," but no, you insisted on suits. 1.3333 0.04852 123 86 33 4
1638 It appears human clothing may be an even worse disguise. 1.3333 0.04642 123 92 24 7
1639 Let’s hope they are all wolves in sheep’s clothing. 1.3333 0.05248 123 89 27 7
1640 I told you they would ask what the suits were made of... 1.3333 0.05374 123 90 25 8
1641 The won’t deal unless we are wearing American wool! 1.3333 0.05374 123 90 25 8
1642 I don't think we're fooling them. 1.3333 0.05374 123 90 25 8
1643 Tell them the suits are polyester and we're vegetarians." 1.3333 0.05374 123 90 25 8
1644 Our strategic acquisition program has generated some ill will in the masses. 1.3333 0.05184 123 96 16 11
1645 I understand their concern, but wool makes me itch all over. 1.3333 0.05374 123 90 25 8
1646 We better tell them the grass is greener over there NOW. 1.3333 0.05374 123 90 25 8
1647 Know where I can get some sheep's clothing? 1.3333 0.05496 123 91 23 9
1648 The sheep are waiting on their dear leader for what to do next 1.3333 0.05496 123 91 23 9
1649 I told you we should have gone with a poly blend, 1.3333 0.04852 123 86 33 4
1650 Are you sure one of them is our guy? 1.3333 0.05734 123 93 19 11
1651 we may have been better off choosing the linen suits. 1.3333 0.05248 123 89 27 7
1652 I'm beginning to think 100% wool was a bad idea. 1.3333 0.05616 123 92 21 10
1653 C'mon, call yourself a wolf? That's just one sheep voting against you 77,090,658 times 1.3333 0.05734 123 93 19 11
1654 She's pasture prime. It's funny, right? 1.3333 0.05616 123 92 21 10
1655 Smarty-pants border collies taught them how to organize and now I think they're onto us. 1.3333 0.05248 123 89 27 7
1656 We herd that." 1.3333 0.05248 123 89 27 7
1657 So do you still think cloning sheep is a good idea? 1.3333 0.05120 123 88 29 6
1658 Considering everything else, you wouldn't think the wool suits would be such a huge issue. 1.3333 0.05374 123 90 25 8
1659 They think you’re a turncoat. 1.3333 0.05374 123 90 25 8
1660 They are doubting the herd immunity promise 1.3333 0.05248 123 89 27 7
1661 I still can’t sleep. Let’s do a recount. 1.3333 0.05248 123 89 27 7
1662 So, I guess we are looking at a class action suit, huh? 1.3333 0.05616 123 92 21 10
1663 Their union boss says mutton is off the table. 1.3333 0.05248 123 89 27 7
1664 Dude, I think we seriously underestimated the #sheep -too movement. 1.3333 0.05374 123 90 25 8
1665 The Republicans told them they’d won. 1.3333 0.05616 123 92 21 10
1666 Recount 1.3333 0.05120 123 88 29 6
1667 Let’s get the flock outta here. 1.3333 0.05616 123 92 21 10
1668 Maybe if we just ignore them, they won't be able to pull the wool over our eyes. 1.3333 0.05374 123 90 25 8
1669 Tell them it’s sharkskin. 1.3333 0.05496 123 91 23 9
1670 It might look like we’re outnumbered, but we should really wait until the recount comes in. 1.3333 0.05616 123 92 21 10
1671 100% Merino, why? 1.3333 0.05435 123 93 20 10
1672 You tell them all the tickets to Trump’s rally are sold! 1.3333 0.05734 123 93 19 11
1673 Great. No problem getting to sleep tonight. 1.3333 0.05248 123 89 27 7
1674 I’m not trying to pull the wool over anyone’s eyes. 1.3333 0.05374 123 90 25 8
1675 I called the sheep whisperer. 1.3333 0.05496 123 91 23 9
1676 Don’t tell me you want another recount 1.3333 0.05734 123 93 19 11
1677 Sure they're organized, but do they know it was us? 1.3333 0.05248 123 88 27 7
1678 I can tell you this, morale has never been higher, they all hate you! 1.3333 0.05616 123 92 21 10
1679 Don't look now but the black sheep has gone missing. 1.3333 0.05734 123 93 19 11
1680 What it means is that they're contemplating the class action, and I'm wearing the suit. 1.3333 0.05734 123 93 19 11
1681 These sheeple only listen to Fox! 1.3333 0.05374 123 90 25 8
1682 Forget it. You can no longer pull the wool over their eyes. 1.3333 0.05616 123 92 21 10
1683 I told you not to buy wool suits. 1.3333 0.05120 123 88 29 6
1684 Perhaps "sheep's clothing" meant more than just wool... 1.3333 0.05248 123 89 27 7
1685 They want health insurance with blanket coverage 1.3333 0.04988 123 87 31 5
1686 I’ll give you fifty bucks to cry wolf. 1.3333 0.05496 123 91 23 9
1687 What do you mean we need a recount! 1.3333 0.05374 123 90 25 8
1688 I told you that if we wanted to appear in sheep's clothing we'd have to do better than wool suits. 1.3333 0.04783 123 93 22 8
1689 I think they've started to figure out who we are. 1.3333 0.05248 123 89 27 7
1690 Just our luck -- it's casual Friday. 1.3333 0.05496 123 91 23 9
1691 I think we have to gerrymander the fences for the next election. 1.3333 0.05120 123 87 29 6
1692 I think they're on to you, Mr. President. 1.3333 0.05496 123 91 23 9
1693 Yup. they've gone astray alright. 1.3333 0.05248 123 89 27 7
1694 I think you just lost your base. 1.3333 0.05374 123 90 25 8
1695 Yo,dude, do you think they're starting to see through the façade? 1.3333 0.05616 123 92 21 10
1696 Sir, the troops have asked me to tell you that they really don't like the new uniforms. 1.3333 0.05734 123 93 19 11
1697 I ‘m just grateful for the silence. 1.3333 0.05616 123 92 21 10
1698 These will be yummy. It's the protesters with the red hats that give me indigestion. 1.3333 0.05496 123 91 23 9
1699 They consider it cultural appropriation. 1.3333 0.05496 123 91 23 9
1700 They say wearing their clothing is cultural appropriation. 1.3333 0.05374 123 90 25 8
1701 I recommend we agree to a recount. 1.3333 0.05374 123 90 25 8
1702 Stop counting. We can’t afford to fall asleep with that many of them. 1.3333 0.05849 123 94 17 12
1703 I told you we would be the only ones wearing wool suits. 1.3333 0.04988 123 87 31 5
1704 We are treated so unfairly. They know it's mostly polyester. 1.3333 0.05616 123 92 21 10
1705 We'll tell them 'there's no way anyone is missing,' and demand a recount. 1.3333 0.05616 123 92 21 10
1706 Not sure what’s wrong with this group, sir- the field on the far right just let us pull the wool over their eyes. 1.3333 0.05374 123 90 25 8
1707 Ohhhh SHEEP'S clothing... 1.3333 0.05374 123 90 25 8
1708 More Facebook users find out they’re the product 1.3333 0.05616 123 92 21 10
1709 You were supposed to pull the wool OVER their eyes. 1.3333 0.05734 123 93 19 11
1710 I think they're catching on... 1.3333 0.05849 123 94 17 12
1711 I told you we should have worn white! 1.3333 0.05496 123 91 23 9
1712 They don’t look very sheepish, do they? 1.3333 0.05616 123 92 21 10
1713 They’re not too happy with our herd immunity approach. 1.3333 0.05248 123 89 27 7
1714 Are we sure they are sheep? 1.3333 0.05248 123 89 27 7
1715 Well, technically they were made from sheep’s clothing. . 1.3333 0.05248 123 89 27 7
1716 Sheep’s clothing next time. 1.3333 0.05120 123 88 29 6
1717 Darn, they’ve unionized here too 1.3333 0.05374 123 90 25 8
1718 Even I thought they would have figured it out by now... 1.3333 0.05184 123 90 24 8
1719 #MeatToo 1.3333 0.05849 123 94 17 12
1720 I thought you said muttony... 1.3333 0.05248 123 89 27 7
1721 If we count them all, will we ever wake up from the nightmare? 1.3333 0.05496 123 91 23 9
1722 „Let’s face it, clothing alone doesn’t do it anymore, now they want sheep‘s attitude.“ 1.3333 0.05120 123 88 29 6
1723 have you ever read animal farm?.. 1.3333 0.05374 123 90 25 8
1724 What can I say it’s herd mentality 1.3333 0.05496 123 91 23 9
1725 This is having an opposite effect on my insomnia. 1.3333 0.05374 123 90 25 8
1726 I thought you said herd immunity was a popular solution. 1.3333 0.05496 123 91 23 9
1727 Who taught them herd mentality? 1.3333 0.05616 123 92 21 10
1728 „Sir, maybe you should consider conceding.“ 1.3333 0.05616 123 92 21 10
1729 Come on Blitzer, it was the 60s, at a high school costume party. Wool face was acceptable back then. 1.3306 0.05458 124 92 23 9
1730 It’s not my job to deal with herd mentality. 1.3306 0.05428 121 89 24 8
1731 I'm gonna say the wool suits didn't go over as we'd hoped? 1.3306 0.05168 121 87 28 6
1732 Really? You thought wool suits was a good idea? 1.3306 0.05428 121 89 24 8
1733 I guess we didn't pull the wool over their eyes 1.3306 0.05428 121 89 24 8
1734 They can tell it’s a polyester blend. 1.3306 0.05428 121 89 24 8
1735 Look'n baahhhhhad for 2024! 1.3306 0.05168 121 80 25 5
1736 It would be wiser, under the circumstances, to raise the minimum wage. 1.3306 0.05299 121 88 26 7
1737 Something tells me we didn't to very well in the polls this election. 1.3306 0.05796 121 92 18 11
1738 This isn't what I meant when I said wool suits. 1.3306 0.05299 121 88 26 7
1739 You idiot! I said SHEEP suits, not SHARP suits. 1.3306 0.05428 121 89 24 8
1740 Okay, fine, you were right about business casual. 1.3306 0.05428 121 89 24 8
1741 They say you led them on. 1.3306 0.05676 121 91 20 10
1742 They're acting tough. But when you get to know them better they're really quite tender. 1.3306 0.05168 121 87 28 6
1743 where is that fence UNCLE DONALD promissed us for all those votes we ate? 1.3306 0.05299 121 88 26 7
1744 As the Senate Majority Leader, I can assure you that the Republicans are solidly behind you....again. 1.3306 0.05428 121 89 24 8
1745 Just tell them we are just sheep in wolves clothing They're just sheep, tell the lie enough they will believe it 1.3306 0.05553 121 90 22 9
1746 Personally, I think it's time you conceded that you lost this vote. 1.3306 0.05914 121 93 16 12
1747 Explain to them that our suits are made from alpaca and not Merino. That should soothe them. 1.3306 0.05168 121 87 28 6
1748 Fake news won't report it, but we're winning BIG with the sheep. 1.3306 0.05168 121 87 28 6
1749 I’m really not sure...I kept falling asleep. 1.3306 0.05796 121 92 18 11
1750 Evidently this is not what they mean by "Sheeps clothing" 1.3306 0.05168 121 87 28 6
1751 I'm not going to lie. It looks baaaaaaad. 1.3306 0.05299 121 88 26 7
1752 How's that cloning working out for ya, Bill? 1.3306 0.05914 121 93 16 12
1753 Me too — makes me feel sheepish... 1.3306 0.05796 121 92 18 11
1754 Looks like they've finally learned to stand up for themselves. 1.3306 0.05796 121 92 18 11
1755 Looks like they're on to you. 1.3306 0.05168 121 87 28 6
1756 Well it’s a cotton-wool blend, sir. 1.3306 0.05676 121 91 20 10
1757 What did you say these “cool” suits were made of again? 1.3306 0.05299 121 88 26 7
1758 You forgot to pull the wool over their eyes before you got them to stand up for you. 1.3306 0.05796 121 92 18 11
1759 Do you think they noticed? 1.3306 0.05796 121 92 18 11
1760 They say they're mad as hell, and they're not going to take it anymore. 1.3306 0.05428 121 89 24 8
1761 You really thought you could pull a wool-blend over their eyes? 1.3306 0.05033 121 91 22 8
1762 I just don't like the odds. 1.3306 0.04894 121 85 32 4
1763 Don’t worry, they’ll go along with it. 1.3306 0.05168 121 87 28 6
1764 I knew this was a bad spot for a rally; this county is more blewe than red! 1.3306 0.04529 121 90 25 6
1765 I tried to calculate your disapproval rate but I kept falling asleep. 1.3306 0.05553 121 90 22 9
1766 They think they have herd immunity. 1.3306 0.05428 121 89 24 8
1767 they really were wolves in sheeps clothing 1.3306 0.05796 121 92 18 11
1768 They all believed what you said, and now they're mad because they look like just a herd of sheep. 1.3306 0.05676 121 91 20 10
1769 If you count the legal votes, we easily win. 1.3306 0.05796 121 92 18 11
1770 Yes, Mr. President. I do believe you've gained their trust. 1.3306 0.05553 121 90 22 9
1771 I don't get it, Bro. We paid top dollar for these new wool suits, but for some reason they won't let us join their flock. 1.3306 0.05299 121 88 26 7
1772 Someone told them to beware of wolves in sharp clothing. 1.3306 0.05101 121 89 25 7
1773 I told you we should have worn 100% and not a wool blend. 1.3306 0.05676 121 91 20 10
1774 I knew we needed wool to blend in, I just didn’t know it was barnyard chic. 1.3306 0.05299 121 88 26 7
1775 It doesn't matter that the suits are Armani; the sheep's clothing was better 1.3306 0.05553 121 90 22 9
1776 Nothing unites an angry mob faster than a wolf in a polyester suit 1.3306 0.05428 121 89 24 8
1777 Guess we overdressed. 1.3306 0.05168 121 87 28 6
1778 We drove too hard a deal and they feel they got fleeced. 1.3306 0.05299 121 88 26 7
1779 we could make a killing on sweaters 1.3306 0.05428 121 89 24 8
1780 If you think they look angry angry today, wait until we really fleece them tomorrow. 1.3306 0.05553 121 90 22 9
1781 They want to know why you're wearing polyester. 1.3306 0.05676 121 91 20 10
1782 You know, their clothes are very itchy 1.3306 0.05299 121 88 26 7
1783 I think they figured out who the actual sheep are. 1.3306 0.05428 121 89 24 8
1784 Do you understand now why the company dress code specifically banned lamb skin loafers? 1.3306 0.05553 121 90 22 9
1785 I said The Four Seasons Hotel, not Four Seasons Farming Supplies 1.3306 0.05676 121 91 20 10
1786 Dont look at me, Im wearing silk. 1.3306 0.05796 121 92 18 11
1787 Sir, they’ve achieved herd mentality 1.3306 0.05428 121 89 24 8
1788 I think we have a situation here! 1.3306 0.05428 121 89 24 8
1789 how many did you count last night 1.3306 0.05553 121 90 22 9
1790 Listen, we should just admit we lost fair and square ! They seem angry. 1.3306 0.05299 121 88 26 7
1791 Do you think they've figured out what's best for us isn't best for them? 1.3306 0.05428 121 89 24 8
1792 They’re asking to see some ID. 1.3282 0.05018 131 95 29 7
1793 They say they want the right to self-shear. And they demand that someone called Lambchop is allowed to stop singing. 1.3277 0.05217 119 86 27 6
1794 They are saying something about losing Little Bo Beep . 1.3277 0.05352 119 87 25 7
1795 I say we go see the three little pigs. 1.3277 0.05352 119 86 25 7
1796 i just said wolf lives matter 1.3277 0.05483 119 88 23 8
1797 Maybe we shouldn't have agreed to redistricting. 1.3277 0.05217 119 86 27 6
1798 I swear, it was totally consensual! 1.3277 0.05612 119 89 21 9
1799 It's collective bargaining, sir. They're demanding overtime pay for sleep inducement. 1.3277 0.05483 119 88 23 8
1800 No old boy. The wager is you have to guess which one is the real sheep. 1.3277 0.05612 119 89 21 9
1801 Wait, they know you're a wolf, right? 1.3277 0.05737 119 90 19 10
1802 Well, Stan, they saw your college yearbook photo from when you dressed up as a sheep and now they’re calling for your resignation. 1.3277 0.05352 119 87 25 7
1803 I counted 157 before I fell asleep 1.3277 0.05217 119 86 27 6
1804 Ok, ok! I concede! 1.3248 0.05540 117 87 22 7
1805 I think they suspect something. 1.3248 0.05126 117 84 28 5
1806 I don’t know why they’re upset. We stole the election fair and square. 1.3248 0.06049 117 91 14 12
1807 I told you these wool suits wouldn't help us blend in. 1.3248 0.05126 117 84 28 5
1808 The Trump and Pence disguises fooled them for a little while. 1.3248 0.05540 117 87 22 8
1809 They’re down and they don’t want to be comforted. 1.3248 0.05800 117 89 18 10
1810 Let ‘em unionize,” you said 1.3248 0.05406 117 86 24 7
1811 Tell them that I have fired the shepherd to insure their protection 1.3248 0.05672 117 88 20 9
1812 Sir, they're saying you promised them they'd be 'released' not 're-fleeced'. 1.3248 0.05540 117 87 21 8
1813 It doesn't matter what we're wearing. Most of them will still follow us. 1.3248 0.05268 117 85 26 6
1814 All you can do is tuck in your tail, accept defeat, but I’m afraid you’re stuck with them 1.3248 0.05672 117 88 20 9
1815 They're not happy about not being allowed to socially distance. 1.3248 0.05540 117 87 22 8
1816 They ain’t accepting the news, should we change the narrative? 1.3248 0.05126 117 84 28 5
1817 Stop worrying. They don’t bite. 1.3248 0.05540 117 87 22 8
1818 I know they’re mad about the wool suits, but I feel good. 1.3248 0.05672 117 88 20 9
1819 Quick!! Pull the wool over your eyes! 1.3248 0.05672 117 88 20 9
1820 I miss the old days, before they unionized. 1.3248 0.05126 117 84 28 5
1821 I never knew how much they cared about that old “wolf in sheep’s clothing” cliché. 1.3248 0.04830 117 82 32 3
1822 “Well Harold, apparently they don’t like it when you tell them you're gonna pull the wool over their eyes. “ 1.3248 0.05268 117 85 26 6
1823 I think it’s our polyester suits... 1.3248 0.04348 117 84 30 3
1824 I told you we shouldn't have taken Animal Farm seriously" 1.3248 0.05540 117 87 22 8
1825 Have you ever thought of switching to poultry? 1.3248 0.05126 117 84 28 5
1826 Do you think we can convince them that we're sheep in wolves' clothing? 1.3248 0.05126 117 84 28 5
1827 Don't worry, we'll just say the grass will trickle down. Works every time! 1.3248 0.05406 117 86 24 7
1828 So, technically you’re right: Wool is ‘sheep’s clothing.’ But even so... 1.3248 0.05672 117 88 20 9
1829 I say we make a run for it. 1.3248 0.05406 117 86 24 7
1830 Nevada only counted half of these sheep before falling asleep. 1.3248 0.05540 117 87 22 8
1831 There are a lot of them. I tried counting but fell asleep. 1.3248 0.05268 117 85 26 6
1832 Things are a bit testy since I've become a spokesman for Ambien. 1.3248 0.05268 117 85 26 6
1833 It seemed like a pretty good disguise, at first. I think the shoes gave me away. 1.3248 0.05126 117 84 28 5
1834 Drop the suit, they figured it out again. 1.3248 0.05406 117 86 24 7
1835 We need a border collie or two. 1.3248 0.05672 117 88 20 9
1836 Looks like the serge suits aren't as convincing as the lambswool. 1.3248 0.05126 117 84 28 5
1837 I don't think we can hope for a silence of the lambs. 1.3248 0.05540 117 87 22 8
1838 He's called Sleepy Joe because he tried to count all of them. 1.3248 0.05268 117 85 26 6
1839 All the way here, they're like...who are you wearing? Just who are you wearing? 1.3248 0.05406 117 86 24 7
1840 Costumes look great--we'll just have to work on their body language. 1.3248 0.05540 117 87 22 8
1841 I told you we should have worn our masks. 1.3248 0.05406 117 86 24 7
1842 The shepherd enrolled the entire flock in an assertiveness training class. 1.3248 0.05126 117 84 28 5
1843 It sure gives new meaning to the term 'wool gathering.' 1.3248 0.05268 117 85 26 6
1844 Surely they can see the humor here? 1.3248 0.05540 117 87 22 8
1845 It might not be as effective, but it's certainly less itchy. 1.3248 0.05406 117 86 24 7
1846 „I believe they have finally learned to count“ 1.3248 0.05406 117 86 24 7
1847 Wolf 1: The Vaccine is useless to them. Wolf 2: Yes, but they dont know that. Go with the script! 1.3248 0.04980 117 83 30 4
1848 Sheep are sheep, don't give up, they'll eventually come around. 1.3248 0.04980 117 83 30 4
1849 I swear I wasn’t mansplaining. 1.3248 0.05540 117 87 22 8
1850 Remember those kids that got separated from their parents, under your administration, back in 2020? 1.3248 0.05672 117 88 20 9
1851 We can start eating them after Georgia Senate runoffs are over 1.3248 0.05268 117 85 26 6
1852 don’t worry, this is just the half that hate you. 1.3248 0.05800 117 89 18 10
1853 They want to know if the vaccine has been tested on animals... 1.3248 0.05268 117 85 26 6
1854 So do you think they’re really sheep or wolves in sheep’s clothing? 1.3248 0.05268 117 85 26 6
1855 They’re demanding a recount because whomever was counting them fell asleep on the job. 1.3248 0.05540 117 87 22 8
1856 ...they caught on, now what? 1.3248 0.05406 117 86 24 7
1857 We’ll just tell them we’re actually sheep but in wolf clothing 1.3248 0.05406 117 86 24 7
1858 I didn’t realize they took the dress code that seriously! 1.3248 0.05800 117 89 18 10
1859 Ok, what lies have you got ready? 1.3248 0.05926 117 90 16 11
1860 The silent majority 1.3248 0.05268 117 85 26 6
1861 We'll say, under our new plan, 99% of them don't have to get eaten. 1.3217 0.05319 115 84 25 6
1862 I think they're angry they haven't been finalists in the New Yorker cartoon caption contest. Especially number 730. 1.3217 0.05599 115 86 21 8
1863 It's not like they were thrilled when we were dressed in their clothing either. 1.3217 0.05319 115 84 25 6
1864 Well, yeah. You do need the women's vote but if you can't tell them apart then you really should not grab them to check and expect it to be a winning move. 1.3217 0.05599 115 86 21 8
1865 They claim we’re underpaying them for our sheep’s clothing. They’re tired of having the wool pulled over their eyes and being fleeced. 1.3217 0.05733 115 87 18 9
1866 Is it because we keep fleecing them? 1.3217 0.05865 115 88 17 10
1867 Tell them under our constitution the popular vote doesn't matter 1.3217 0.05461 115 85 23 7
1868 Where's Waldo? Who's Waldo? 1.3217 0.05865 115 88 17 10
1869 Why don't I start with the warm welcome and you can finish with the wool sweater and the lamb chop thing? 1.3217 0.05319 115 84 25 6
1870 I suspect they're on to us. 1.3217 0.05174 115 83 27 5
1871 This me-ewe movement doesn't look good for us 1.3217 0.05461 115 85 23 7
1872 Next time, maybe don’t lead by asking if anyone has some mint jelly. 1.3217 0.05599 115 86 21 8
1873 And they complained so much when we dressed like them 1.3217 0.05319 115 84 25 6
1874 Do you think they know we tried to fleece them of their savings? 1.3217 0.05319 115 84 25 6
1875 They want reparations. 1.3217 0.05319 115 84 25 6
1876 Ralph, I think we need to set up a meeting with HR... 1.3217 0.05865 115 88 17 10
1877 I told you we were overdressed. 1.3217 0.05319 115 84 25 6
1878 Wolfs of Wool Street 1.3217 0.05599 115 86 21 8
1879 Psst. You're tail is showing. 1.3217 0.05599 115 86 21 8
1880 I told you we should have worn sheep's clothing instead of Armani. 1.3217 0.05599 115 86 21 8
1881 Evolving into an upright position seems to have made us all suspicious of each others' intentions. 1.3217 0.05319 115 84 25 6
1882 Maybe they don't like us dressed up as lawyers. Let's ditch the suits. 1.3217 0.05319 115 84 25 6
1883 Dress for the job you want," they said. 1.3217 0.05319 115 84 25 6
1884 Just tell them to flock off. 1.3217 0.05733 115 87 19 9
1885 Ruling by fear doesn't work anymore. Be humble. Self-deprecate. Chase your tail for a minute. Maybe even catch it. 1.3217 0.05461 115 85 23 7
1886 I thought our man on the inside would solve this problem." 1.3217 0.05733 115 87 19 9
1887 Yeah, me too... I could have sworn he said "Veep's clothing." 1.3217 0.05599 115 86 21 8
1888 The mob said so. 1.3217 0.05599 115 86 21 8
1889 They just found out you represent Big Pharma sleep aids. 1.3217 0.05865 115 88 17 10
1890 I told you this would happen when we stopped wearing the sheep’s clothing. 1.3217 0.05461 115 85 23 7
1891 Sir, I don’t think they want to hear that black sheep lives matter 1.3217 0.05733 115 87 19 9
1892 Who are ewe lookin’ at? 1.3217 0.05733 115 87 19 9
1893 You're right - sheep's clothing would have been better. 1.3217 0.05599 115 86 21 8
1894 So much for thinking they wouldn't notice the suits we made out of the black one. 1.3217 0.05319 115 84 25 6
1895 Suddenly I feel a bit sheepish. 1.3217 0.05599 115 86 21 8
1896 I really think it’s time you conceded the election. 1.3217 0.05319 115 84 25 6
1897 Guess we shouldn't have eaten the sheep dog. 1.3217 0.05865 115 88 17 10
1898 I can always wear silk. 1.3217 0.05024 115 82 29 4
1899 I think they know. 1.3217 0.05461 115 85 23 7
1900 Operation 'Pull the Wool Over their Eyes' has failed. 1.3217 0.05865 115 88 17 10
1901 I'm going with howling and mutilating as forms of free speech. 1.3217 0.05461 115 85 23 7
1902 It appears that COVID work from home has allowed the sheep to fact check me before I fleeced them. 1.3217 0.05461 115 85 23 7
1903 I heard three pigs moved in down the street. Let's try that instead. 1.3217 0.05599 115 86 21 8
1904 Who knew sheep can count sheep? 1.3217 0.05733 115 87 19 9
1905 Where the hell is my sheep's clothing? 1.3217 0.05461 115 85 23 7
1906 I guess we'd better give them their recount. 1.3217 0.05024 115 82 29 4
1907 Yes, but consider the optics. 1.3217 0.05461 115 85 23 7
1908 ...and now, the whole flock hates me for choosing Dolly for my last dinner. 1.3217 0.05865 115 88 17 10
1909 The suits didn't work any better than wearing sheep's clothing 1.3217 0.05174 115 83 27 5
1910 I feel that they're about to break their silence. 1.3217 0.05319 115 84 25 6
1911 OK Mike. Looks like it's time to spin another yarn. 1.3217 0.05174 115 83 27 5
1912 They expected a wolf in sheep's clothing, not a suit from the Men's Warehouse. 1.3217 0.05994 115 89 15 11
1913 Just tell them in order to save the herd we will be doing a little downsizing tonight 1.3217 0.05174 115 83 27 5
1914 I think they’ve had enough of the big bad wolf. 1.3217 0.05461 115 85 23 7
1915 A class-action lawsuit against a wolf in sheep's clothing? I wouldn't touch it. 1.3217 0.05461 115 85 23 7
1916 It’s true that the line for the mens’ room is always much shorter. 1.3217 0.05319 115 84 25 6
1917 They feel that our predator-prey relationship has become toxic. 1.3217 0.05599 115 86 21 8
1918 Maybe we should have worn linen suits 1.3217 0.05174 115 83 27 5
1919 They want to know where we put the black sheep 1.3217 0.05599 115 86 21 8
1920 What happens when sheep no longer act like sheep? 1.3217 0.05599 115 86 21 8
1921 Apparently we’re wearing their clothing 1.3217 0.05319 115 84 25 6
1922 So I told em “ We gotta lick everybody but we only gonna eat a few of em...” that’s how herd immunity works right? 1.3217 0.05174 115 83 27 5
1923 Our polling results are way off 1.3217 0.05461 115 85 23 7
1924 Buy time - tell them we’re going to hold a press conference at the Four Seasons... 1.3217 0.05865 115 88 17 10
1925 I wouldn’t worry. Its not like they’re gonna eat us... 1.3217 0.05461 115 85 23 7
1926 You tried to assign each of them a number? They have names, man. 1.3217 0.05024 115 82 29 4
1927 Sir, I know you requested wool but the shear number of them is terrifying 1.3217 0.05599 115 86 21 8
1928 Mr Trump, the sheep are here for your counting lesson. 1.3217 0.05733 115 87 19 9
1929 Let's pretend that we're actually discussing and considering their problem 1.3217 0.05461 115 85 23 7
1930 You can’t start development on our land! It’s bad enough that you left the pigs with only one house! 1.3217 0.05174 115 83 27 5
1931 You’ve upset the #SheepLivesMatter crowd again. 1.3217 0.05174 115 83 27 5
1932 Republicans await their next catch phrase alluding to fraud and conspiracies 1.3190 0.05281 116 85 25 6
1933 So, how's your insomnia? 1.3186 0.04912 113 80 30 3
1934 They want their clothes back. 1.3186 0.05223 113 82 26 5
1935 Let’s say we just want some wool. 1.3186 0.04912 113 80 30 3
1936 The beauty of politics is they'll get hungry, forget about it, and go away. 1.3186 0.05223 113 82 26 5
1937 I guess when you offered to sell them lamb stock, they weren't imagining soup. 1.3186 0.05659 113 85 20 8
1938 Don't worry. We will win the Electoral College 1.3186 0.05070 113 81 28 4
1939 Do you think that they have any idea that they have us outnumbered? 1.3186 0.05070 113 81 28 4
1940 I told you we'd be fleeced! 1.3186 0.05147 113 82 22 6
1941 They're asking for a recount. 1.3186 0.05518 113 84 22 7
1942 That's not what the polls are saying 1.3186 0.05223 113 82 26 5
1943 You couldn't just take a sleeping pill? 1.3186 0.05797 113 86 18 9
1944 Trump lost! 1.3186 0.05070 113 81 28 4
1945 As your lawyer I have to say, ewe got big trouble. 1.3186 0.05932 113 87 16 10
1946 They're taking about organizing and at this point I think cutting one out for dinner is out. 1.3186 0.05373 113 83 24 6
1947 Do they only expect us to wear sheep's clothing? 1.3186 0.05659 113 85 20 8
1948 They've been upset ever since Susan Collins joined their caucus and gave them a bad name. 1.3186 0.05932 113 87 16 10
1949 It may be easier to just herd the cats. 1.3186 0.05373 113 83 24 6
1950 Every baa-lot needs to be counted 1.3186 0.05659 113 85 20 8
1951 Pictured: a casting call for Trump’s new news network 1.3186 0.05932 113 87 16 10
1952 I keep telling them Big Media, Big Tech and the Deep State are to blame for the election results, but they seem to be losing faith. 1.3186 0.05797 113 86 18 9
1953 I think they're part of the #ME Ewe movement. 1.3186 0.05518 113 84 22 7
1954 If they demand a recount, we’re in trouble. 1.3186 0.05373 113 83 24 6
1955 So much for herd immunity getting us out of this mess. 1.3186 0.04912 113 80 30 3
1956 As long as we cut taxes, they’ll forgive us. 1.3186 0.05373 113 83 24 6
1957 They said you bit them 1.3186 0.05373 113 83 24 6
1958 we’ll fall asleep during the recount too 1.3186 0.05373 113 83 24 6
1959 I told you I shouldn't have been disguised as a black sheep. 1.3186 0.05518 113 84 22 7
1960 Focus! Fox News will handle them. 1.3186 0.05373 113 83 24 6
1961 WE LOST, BY A LOT! 1.3186 0.05518 113 84 22 7
1962 What do you mean,we don’t know how to count? 1.3186 0.05797 113 86 18 9
1963 I’ve counted them all, but they just make me tired. 1.3153 0.05721 111 84 19 8
1964 They know a polyester blend when they see it. 1.3153 0.05721 111 84 19 8
1965 They've been counted. It's over for us. 1.3153 0.05721 111 84 19 8
1966 In hindsight, sheepskin might have been the wrong choice. 1.3153 0.05576 111 83 21 7
1967 Tell them the we're here from Wall Street to invest in wool futures. 1.3153 0.05427 111 81 23 6
1968 I suggest a recount.” 1.3153 0.05721 111 84 19 8
1969 Maybe campaigning on eating them alive wasn't the best strategy. 1.3153 0.05862 111 85 17 9
1970 Okay -- I'll check their voter i.d.'s; you'll do the shearing 1.3153 0.05721 111 84 19 8
1971 Great. NOW they want to vote. 1.3153 0.05721 111 84 19 8
1972 I told you we should have worn sheep's clothing. 1.3153 0.05274 111 81 25 5
1973 They herd that we're downsizing 1.3153 0.05116 111 80 27 4
1974 They want their little doggie back 1.3153 0.05576 111 83 21 7
1975 What Next, Boss? 1.3153 0.05427 111 82 23 6
1976 I must stress again the importance of the tail tuck! 1.3153 0.05274 111 81 25 5
1977 Let them form a union you said... 1.3153 0.05427 111 82 23 6
1978 You told them if they came with you, you’d give everyone a free four year education at Trump University? 1.3153 0.05576 111 83 21 7
1979 Look, I told you that IF you’re going to count them, you MIGHT have to do a recount. 1.3153 0.05862 111 85 17 9
1980 What if we try saying they only count when they reach the other side of the fence? 1.3153 0.05576 111 83 21 7
1981 Oh, I think they intend a very hostile takeover. 1.3153 0.05576 111 83 21 7
1982 They clearly don't want me to concede. 1.3153 0.06001 111 86 15 10
1983 I think we're wearing their friends. 1.3153 0.05427 111 82 23 6
1984 Wool suits...bad idea. 1.3153 0.06001 111 86 15 10
1985 How will we know which one is our undercover agent? 1.3153 0.05721 111 84 19 8
1986 Sure they're upset. Just tell them that you've been better for sheep than even Little Bo Peep. 1.3153 0.05721 111 84 19 8
1987 Nothing to worry about. It's just the Ewe Too Movement. 1.3153 0.05721 111 84 19 8
1988 I think it's time to try on one of their outfits again. You know, blend in. The presidential adviser look isn't working any more. 1.3153 0.05721 111 84 19 8
1989 I guess we didn't count them all. 1.3153 0.05427 111 82 23 6
1990 We've been voted off the pasture. 1.3153 0.05721 111 84 19 8
1991 As your lawyer, I'd say our catch-and-kill days are over. 1.3153 0.05721 111 84 19 8
1992 Mr. President, something is happening to your sheep. 1.3153 0.05576 111 83 21 7
1993 Try calling them "Fellow Americans" 1.3153 0.05274 111 81 25 5
1994 We lost the popular vote 1.3153 0.05427 111 82 23 6
1995 I guess they're on to us! 1.3153 0.05427 111 82 23 6
1996 I'll play good fox, you play bad fox. 1.3153 0.05427 111 82 23 6
1997 Sure I feel some group pressure, but I'm hungry. 1.3153 0.05576 111 83 21 7
1998 No , I said flock. 1.3153 0.05274 111 81 25 5
1999 Their first Union demand is to stop barking orders. 1.3153 0.04954 111 79 29 3
2000 Now that we have herd mentality, let's fleece them with herd immunity. 1.3153 0.05427 111 82 23 6
2001 Maybe it’s because we’re gay. 1.3153 0.06001 111 86 15 10
2002 They don’t look too happy. What does our guy on the inside say? 1.3153 0.05427 111 82 23 6
2003 It was the same with the fox and the hens. But, with a flurry of lawsuits to buy some time we can probably get by this initial reaction 1.3153 0.04870 111 86 18 7
2004 Where is a shepherd when you need one? 1.3153 0.05721 111 84 19 8
2005 Like I said, Jared, herd mentality works like a charm!! 1.3153 0.05721 111 84 19 8
2006 I’m pretty sure they know how to count, sir. 1.3153 0.05274 111 81 25 5
2007 We're ready for your recount, sir. 1.3153 0.05427 111 82 23 6
2008 Although these demands seem quite reasonable, they don't change the fact we are wolves and they are sheep. 1.3153 0.05576 111 83 21 7
2009 We will tell them we’re the new Shepherds in Town 1.3153 0.05427 111 82 23 6
2010 Mr. President, they’ve developed heard immunity, but not how you anticipated... 1.3153 0.05427 111 81 23 6
2011 We might have a class action on our hands 1.3153 0.05721 111 84 19 8
2012 I told you we should have stuck with the sheep's clothing 1.3130 0.05293 115 85 24 6
2013 Georgia, come on! 1.3130 0.05574 115 87 20 8
2014 They're pulling the wool over our eyes: I demand a recount. 1.3119 0.06071 109 85 14 10
2015 I’d say, at a minimum, we’ll have to provide profit shearing “ 1.3119 0.05483 109 81 22 6
2016 Yes, Being a carnivore means never having to say you're sorry. But how about just this once? 1.3119 0.05785 109 83 18 8
2017 I hate these union meetings. 1.3119 0.05483 109 81 22 6
2018 Shear negligence of this magnitude? Unherd! 1.3119 0.05930 109 84 16 9
2019 Ewe've been outed! 1.3119 0.05636 109 82 20 7
2020 We need more diversity. 1.3119 0.05636 109 82 20 7
2021 Republicans. What can I say? 1.3119 0.05483 109 81 22 6
2022 Let's face it -- it's hard to pull the wool over their eyes 1.3119 0.04997 109 78 28 3
2023 Who knew that impersonating Grandma would be such a big issue? 1.3119 0.05930 109 84 16 9
2024 When I suggested arbitration, they asked if we could count. 1.3119 0.05636 109 82 20 7
2025 No, I didn’t get the memo either! 1.3119 0.05636 109 82 20 7
2026 What do you mean? Masks were suggested but not required! 1.3119 0.05636 109 82 20 7
2027 I don't think I want ANY help from your team, Donald. 1.3119 0.05930 109 84 16 9
2028 I dont see them and if I dont see them I dont think we need to count them, so dont look. 1.3119 0.05483 109 81 22 6
2029 Something about a shear lack of confidence. 1.3119 0.06071 109 85 14 10
2030 Silly us, thinking we could pull the wool over their eyes. 1.3119 0.05930 109 84 16 9
2031 Of course they’re mad. What were you thinking parading around in their clothing? 1.3119 0.04997 109 78 28 3
2032 I think they're mad because our suits aren't wool. 1.3119 0.05326 109 80 24 5
2033 It looks like we'd better go back to sheep's clothing. 1.3119 0.05483 109 81 21 6
2034 I’m beginning to feel sheepish about this minority rule thing 1.3119 0.05636 109 82 20 7
2035 We may have to rethink the decision to move away from the sheep's clothing uniforms 1.3119 0.05636 109 82 20 7
2036 These guys are suing because some asshole took their dicks to make condoms. 1.3119 0.05785 109 83 18 8
2037 Someone told them not to put on their masks. 1.3119 0.05164 109 79 26 4
2038 I don’t think we will be able to stop them from unionizing. When I was trying to count them last night at bedtime they were boycotting the count saying they were not going to be lambs being led to the slaughter. 1.3119 0.05711 109 85 15 9
2039 I guess wool suits aren't popular with everyone. 1.3119 0.05326 109 80 24 5
2040 Perhpas choosing the wool-blend was a mistake? 1.3119 0.04997 109 77 28 3
2041 I don’t think they’re ready to be led to slaughter. 1.3119 0.05785 109 83 18 8
2042 Oof, more mail-in sheep than I was expecting. And they want change. 1.3119 0.05636 109 82 20 7
2043 Your psychiatrist may have a point, counting sheep has it's limitations.... 1.3119 0.05636 109 82 20 7
2044 So do you think we can get an impartial 12 jurors out of this pool? 1.3119 0.05636 109 82 20 7
2045 Every one of them is a liar. I would choose a much more attractive sheep if I were to do such a thing. 1.3119 0.05930 109 84 16 9
2046 That damn union organizer’s been here again. 1.3119 0.05483 109 81 22 6
2047 I think they're on to us. Let's go looking for some grandmothers. 1.3119 0.05785 109 83 18 8
2048 What can I say, Bob? It's a meat ewe movement. 1.3119 0.05483 109 81 22 6
2049 We’re going to need some serious huffing and puffing. 1.3119 0.05483 109 81 22 6
2050 I would like to wolf one of them down right now, but I’m feeling rather sheepish 1.3119 0.05483 109 81 22 6
2051 The Winners of the Free Cruise to New Zealand are here. [wink wink] 1.3119 0.05930 109 84 16 9
2052 Idiot! I said you needed to find a remedy for your SLEEP deprivation. 1.3119 0.05483 109 81 22 6
2053 The power of the sheeple 1.3119 0.05326 109 80 24 5
2054 No, I told you to *meet* their rep for lunch! 1.3119 0.05483 109 81 22 6
2055 Just tell 'em you'll run again in 2024. That'll make 'em happy. 1.3119 0.05326 109 80 24 5
2056 I think we chose the wrong clothing for this caper. 1.3119 0.05636 109 82 20 7
2057 What's their problem? We're not dressed in sheep's clothing. 1.3119 0.04997 109 78 28 3
2058 So I’m reading Helen of Troy and then it dawns on me... 1.3119 0.05483 109 81 22 6
2059 It makes me tired just thinking about how many of them there are let alone counting them! 1.3119 0.05636 109 82 20 7
2060 I told them about the Electoral College but they're just not buying it. 1.3119 0.05785 109 83 18 8
2061 They don't seem to be interested in negotiation. 1.3119 0.05785 109 83 18 8
2062 You try counting them 1.3119 0.05636 109 82 20 7
2063 Why, yes, it's 100% silk. 1.3119 0.05326 109 80 24 5
2064 They want to hold an election to decide what's for dinner! 1.3119 0.05930 109 84 16 9
2065 Don't worry, Sir. The court challenges and recounts will show that you actually won. 1.3119 0.05930 109 84 16 9
2066 We'd be less conspicuous if sheep appreciated a perfectly tailored, bespoke suit. 1.3119 0.05930 109 84 16 9
2067 I’ve got a mob of rams coming to be strikebreakers 1.3119 0.05930 109 84 16 9
2068 I think we've been spotted. 1.3119 0.05483 109 81 22 6
2069 The polls may have been slightly off on this one. 1.3119 0.05636 109 82 20 7
2070 Well George, you did eat 50 of them. 1.3119 0.05483 109 81 22 6
2071 I have no idea. It's mohair not wool. 1.3119 0.05785 109 83 18 8
2072 Let’s just tell them the goats took their jobs. 1.3119 0.04997 109 78 28 3
2073 They’re not leaving... 1.3119 0.05636 109 82 20 7
2074 Turns out “I’m going to eat you” is not a universally supported position. 1.3119 0.05636 109 82 20 7
2075 And where have they learned to swear? 1.3119 0.05785 109 83 18 8
2076 It’s too late to cry sheep now. 1.3119 0.05326 109 80 24 5
2077 Don’t give me that sheepish look Dave 1.3119 0.05636 109 82 20 7
2078 They're demanding a recount tonight. 1.3091 0.05285 110 81 24 5
2079 They’re demanding OT pay for every night in 2020.” 1.3091 0.05592 110 83 20 7
2080 This is baaaad.” 1.3091 0.05592 110 83 20 7
2081 They are upset because they heard you invested in wool futures. 1.3084 0.05379 107 79 23 5
2082 Yes, they might notice the tail. 1.3084 0.05379 107 79 23 5
2083 They’re smarter than I gave them credit for, Mike. 1.3084 0.05698 107 81 19 7
2084 If they can recognize us in these suits, I think the gig is up. 1.3084 0.05541 107 80 21 6
2085 I thought it would work, too, but they're not buying the wool suit. 1.3084 0.05128 107 79 22 5
2086 I told you they'd be onto wolves in chic clothing. 1.3084 0.05698 107 81 19 7
2087 Apparently, they can still spot a wolf in man’s clothing. 1.3084 0.05999 107 83 15 9
2088 Your base wants to be counted. 1.3084 0.05213 107 78 25 4
2089 I agree they should stand up and be counted, but I’ve fallen asleep three times already! 1.3084 0.05041 107 77 27 3
2090 It's working! They think we're from HR! 1.3084 0.05698 107 81 19 7
2091 I told you they wouldn't find us funny as sheep in wolves' clothing. 1.3084 0.05851 107 82 17 8
2092 I said 'sheep's clothing' not cheap suits! 1.3084 0.05698 107 81 19 7
2093 You and your big idea to try executive's clothing! 1.3084 0.05379 107 79 23 5
2094 I told them we're the new sheepherders, but I don't think they're buying it. 1.3084 0.05379 107 79 23 5
2095 Well I did say I was going to eat them. 1.3084 0.05851 107 82 17 8
2096 They say their mail-in ballots didn't get counted. Now the president sends you to question their patriotism. They're shearing mad! 1.3084 0.05851 107 82 17 8
2097 Yes,there are more of them. But they are naked and we have suits. 1.3084 0.05041 107 77 27 3
2098 Don't worry, they never stay angry. 1.3084 0.05379 107 79 23 5
2099 It turns out all you need to do is get them riled up against the shepherd, and they're yours. 1.3084 0.05541 107 79 20 6
2100 I guess a wool suit is not what they meant when they told us we should be in sheep's clothing to blend in. 1.3084 0.05698 107 81 19 7
2101 Heh, heh. You know there is a down side to Democracy. 1.3084 0.05851 107 82 17 8
2102 There MUST be a black sheep in there somewhere. 1.3084 0.05698 107 81 19 7
2103 Sheep do not like to get fleeced. 1.3084 0.05379 107 79 23 5
2104 Work was so much easier for us before they started pushing back with #EweToo.... 1.3084 0.05541 107 80 21 6
2105 Are you gonna tell them the election results or should I? 1.3084 0.05541 107 80 21 6
2106 Yes, in retrospect, even 5% polyester was a mistake. 1.3084 0.05698 107 81 19 7
2107 They aren't so upset about being eaten. They just don't like being called sheep. 1.3084 0.05851 107 82 17 8
2108 As your attorney, Mr. President, I advise you to concede. 1.3084 0.05851 107 82 17 8
2109 But I told them I counted them for the Census! 1.3084 0.05213 107 78 25 4
2110 Congratulations, Frank. Your ‘Educating the herd’ policy is a success...They’ve Googled the price of wool. 1.3084 0.05379 107 79 23 5
2111 Are you sure, they're gonna vote for you? They don't look like they're gonna vote for you. 1.3084 0.05541 107 80 21 6
2112 I worry my leadership style is too aggressive. 1.3084 0.05213 107 77 25 4
2113 Just a tip, they don't like being called Baaaaaaaaaby. 1.3084 0.05379 107 79 23 5
2114 They’re demanding to be herd. 1.3084 0.05698 107 81 19 7
2115 We will not pull the wool over you eyes.. I approve this message.. 1.3084 0.05379 107 79 23 5
2116 Just when you think the top of the food chain is untouchable, they decide to unionize! 1.3084 0.05379 107 79 23 5
2117 Tell them the liberals stole their votes, and they'll follow you anywhere. 1.3084 0.06286 107 85 11 11
2118 Our privilege is showing. 1.3084 0.05541 107 80 21 6
2119 Wolf in sheep's loathing. 1.3084 0.05698 107 81 19 7
2120 Tell them we herd them. 1.3084 0.05851 107 82 17 8
2121 I knew it was just a matter of time before they ewe-nionized. 1.3084 0.05213 107 78 25 4
2122 I guess we blew our cover. 1.3084 0.05541 107 80 21 6
2123 I'm nervous, Shep. This meet ewe movement is not going well for dogs like us. 1.3084 0.05999 107 83 15 9
2124 Apparently we borrowed some clothing that they would now like back. 1.3084 0.05698 107 81 19 7
2125 They call it the #SheepToo movement 1.3084 0.05851 107 82 17 8
2126 Um...They seem ungrateful about the Mutton Act...the policy of willingly sacrificing constituents to abolish the hunt...even though it's for THEIR own good. How fast can you run in that suit? 1.3084 0.05698 107 80 18 7
2127 They want to know what happened to the Boy Who Cried Wolf. 1.3084 0.05213 107 78 25 4
2128 You’re a controversial choice for Flock Leader but we’re sticking with our decision 1.3084 0.05851 107 82 17 8
2129 The key is to say it with authority and keep a straight face. 1.3084 0.05541 107 80 21 6
2130 Even for us this is a very unnatural position 1.3084 0.05541 107 80 21 6
2131 Do we have to count them all? 1.3084 0.05213 107 78 25 4
2132 When sheep are Woke! 1.3084 0.05698 107 81 19 7
2133 I don't think " just being ourselves" works here. 1.3084 0.05213 107 78 25 4
2134 Now we’ll *really* need to sell them on the electoral college 1.3084 0.05698 107 81 19 7
2135 I prefer leather 1.3084 0.05213 107 78 25 4
2136 Just throw them some paper towels or dance to YMCA and it’ll be fine. 1.3084 0.05698 107 81 19 7
2137 Looks like we’ll be ordering clothes on Amazon today 1.3084 0.05999 107 83 15 9
2138 I'm too old for this, Nick... 1.3084 0.05379 107 79 23 5
2139 Who leaked the plan to the flock? 1.3077 0.05479 104 77 22 5
2140 Are you going to lead, follow or get out of the way? 1.3070 0.04846 114 82 29 3
2141 Sure, they’re in sheep’s clothing but they need to work on their attitude. Otherwise they’re useless to us. 1.3063 0.05086 111 81 26 4
2142 Just have them count each other. It works every time. 1.3056 0.05497 108 81 21 6
2143 I usually lead in with a tap dance, an ice-breaker and a joke. 1.3056 0.05172 108 79 25 4
2144 So it turns out they don't love the new flock-downsizing plan. 1.3056 0.05337 108 80 23 5
2145 I keep ‘em for the shear pleasure. 1.3056 0.05172 108 79 25 4
2146 Sure it worked on them. But what about undecideds and suburban women? 1.3048 0.05918 105 81 16 8
2147 I see their point- technically a worsted wool suit does make one a wolf in sheep's clothing. 1.3048 0.05434 105 78 22 5
2148 I told you we should stick with the sheep's clothing. 1.3048 0.05761 105 80 18 7
2149 So, I made a mistake, but you must admit we look so much more dashing in silk. 1.3048 0.05434 105 78 22 5
2150 So switching to cotton suits didn't help... 1.3048 0.05918 105 81 16 8
2151 The Ewe Too Movement? No, never heard of it. 1.3048 0.05434 105 78 22 5
2152 I don't think a houndstooth wool-linen suit was such a good a idea for a disguise. 1.3048 0.05761 105 80 18 7
2153 If we don’t let them get counted then we win. 1.3048 0.05761 105 80 18 7
2154 So much mutton, so little time. 1.3048 0.05434 105 78 22 5
2155 We _are_ outnumbered. How fast can you run? 1.3048 0.06071 105 82 14 9
2156 Beware of false prophets,which come to you in smart suits,but inwardly are ravening politicians 1.3048 0.05434 105 78 22 5
2157 These are among the uncounted 1.3048 0.05086 105 76 26 3
2158 The irony is that we're actually wearing polyester. 1.3048 0.05600 105 79 20 6
2159 This "Bleat Too" movement is going to give us a lot of problems. 1.3048 0.05434 105 78 22 5
2160 What did they expect when they voted for us?" 1.3048 0.05600 105 79 20 6
2161 I thought they believed everything we told them! 1.3048 0.05434 105 78 22 5
2162 They're mad because you miscounted them last night. 1.3048 0.05434 105 78 22 5
2163 They're at their worst when they're ewenited. 1.3048 0.05761 105 80 18 7
2164 Who'd have thought that the sheep's clothing scam would end in a class action lawsuit? 1.3048 0.05600 105 79 20 6
2165 Lobo thought we still wear sheep's clothing. He's in there somewhere. 1.3048 0.05600 105 79 20 6
2166 I need an answer but remember, you can't pull the wool over their eyes. 1.3048 0.04808 105 77 25 3
2167 Ewe know, I think they're on to us. 1.3048 0.05761 105 80 18 7
2168 Let's just say announce that we have NO dinner plans" 1.3048 0.05761 105 80 18 7
2169 They're so riled up, they're threatening to form a ewe-nion!" 1.3048 0.05434 105 78 22 5
2170 I told them its gonna cost a fore-shank and a hind-shank 1.3048 0.04808 105 77 25 3
2171 I'd say the rank & file are onto us. 1.3048 0.05086 105 76 26 3
2172 I warned you giving them stock options could lead to a hostile takeover. 1.3048 0.05918 105 81 16 8
2173 I agree: Only a muttonhead would try a stunt like that. 1.3048 0.05600 105 79 20 6
2174 Actually, Wiley, these aren't the type of sheep I asked you to round up. 1.3048 0.05600 105 79 20 6
2175 They thought I was the Wolf of Wall Street. 1.3048 0.05918 105 81 16 8
2176 They do outnumber us yes. But we still win. 1.3048 0.05086 105 76 26 3
2177 Candidates for the Board of Directors, sir. 1.3048 0.05263 105 77 24 4
2178 They are all demanding that you leave. 1.3048 0.05761 105 80 18 7
2179 um, so where'd you get these suits from anyways? 1.3048 0.05600 105 79 20 6
2180 I thought we had pulled the wool over their eyes but they seem to be on to us. 1.3048 0.05434 105 78 22 5
2181 I told you that Armani was not the way to go. 1.3048 0.06071 105 82 14 9
2182 They say our clothing stores are doing them a disservice" 1.3048 0.05086 105 76 26 3
2183 If we can turn just one, I'm confident that the rest would follow along. 1.3048 0.05434 105 78 22 5
2184 Unionized sheep! Who'da thunk? 1.3048 0.05600 105 79 20 6
2185 The invitation did say come in sheep's clothing. They suspect your suit is a synthetic blend. 1.3048 0.05600 105 79 20 6
2186 My dinner plans have changed. 1.3048 0.05761 105 80 18 7
2187 ...and they claim you misled them. 1.3048 0.05761 105 80 18 7
2188 I told you we should have worn white suits. 1.3048 0.05434 105 78 22 5
2189 I guess the wool blend didn't fool them.... 1.3048 0.05263 105 77 24 4
2190 Time to change our clothes. 1.3048 0.05086 105 76 26 3
2191 Find the one that is different. 1.3048 0.05434 105 78 22 5
2192 The boss is not going to like this - they’re all accounted for! 1.3048 0.05918 105 81 16 8
2193 They can’t all be wolves in sheep’s clothing! 1.3048 0.05761 105 80 18 7
2194 Don't look at me, I voted polyester 1.3048 0.05434 105 78 22 5
2195 I told you no Mary jokes, but nooo... 1.3048 0.05434 105 78 22 5
2196 I knew we should have worn tweed. 1.3048 0.05761 105 80 18 7
2197 Like I told you, a wool suit is not the same as sheep's clothing! 1.3048 0.05761 105 80 18 7
2198 No way any of them are going to let us take their clothing. 1.3048 0.05761 105 80 18 7
2199 The...uh...sheep would like a quick word. 1.3048 0.05434 105 78 22 5
2200 I had lamb chops just last week , how about you? 1.3048 0.05600 105 79 20 6
2201 Their black sheep is missing, and they have a question about our new suits. 1.3048 0.05434 105 78 22 5
2202 I’d say we should have stuck with the hen house...or, even Little Red Riding Hood! 1.3048 0.05918 105 81 16 8
2203 Tell me it's safe to turn around. 1.3048 0.04903 105 75 28 2
2204 I don't know. I don't think they're buying the trickle down theory any more. 1.3048 0.05600 105 79 20 6
2205 Now they decide to go on strike? 1.3048 0.05600 105 79 20 6
2206 So, they aren’t going for the “sheep may safely graze” line. 1.3048 0.05434 105 78 22 5
2207 Since we went vegan,they can’t play hard to catch anymore! 1.3048 0.05761 105 80 18 7
2208 You did it now - you woke up the sheeple! 1.3048 0.05600 105 79 20 6
2209 They don't want us to dress in their clothes any more. 1.3048 0.05600 105 79 20 6
2210 I don't think they're pro-predator. 1.3048 0.05434 105 78 22 5
2211 They misunderstood when they heard I was on the lam. 1.3048 0.05600 105 79 20 6
2212 They disapprove of the wool suits. 1.3048 0.05761 105 80 18 7
2213 It seems they're a little pissed about the cut of our jib. 1.3048 0.05600 105 78 20 6
2214 I think it’s a grassroots issue. 1.3048 0.05761 105 78 16 6
2215 Fool them three times, they put their hands on their hips and glare at you. 1.3048 0.06071 105 82 14 9
2216 I told you we shouldn't have changed our clothing. 1.3048 0.05434 105 74 19 5
2217 They aren't buying that that is not your tail. 1.3048 0.05918 105 81 16 8
2218 It’s because we wear it better. 1.3048 0.06071 105 82 14 9
2219 Rudy, just do what you do best. I gotta split. 1.3048 0.05761 105 80 18 7
2220 What did you say to them!!?? 1.3048 0.06071 105 82 14 9
2221 I advise against another recount at this time. 1.3048 0.05263 105 77 24 4
2222 Of course I'm certain we're in sheep's clothing. The clothier guaranteed these suits were made from the finest worsted wool. 1.3048 0.05761 105 80 18 7
2223 The new corporate look is fine, but sometimes I think we should have stayed with sheep’s clothing 1.3048 0.05761 105 80 18 7
2224 They reached 270, but our suits have teeth. 1.3048 0.05761 105 80 18 7
2225 Probably not a good time to bring up wearing a mask! 1.3048 0.05600 105 79 20 6
2226 You’re right, you’re right, but the sheep suit itched like hell! 1.3048 0.05600 105 79 20 6
2227 I don’t think they voted for us! 1.3048 0.05600 105 79 20 6
2228 We told them that they were wolves for years, now they are noticing the wool does not come off. 1.3048 0.05600 105 79 20 6
2229 I’m afraid they’re all a bunch of bleating hearts 1.3048 0.05600 105 79 20 6
2230 Wool-blend suits weren't exactly what I had in mind when I suggested we disguise ourselves in sheep's clothing! 1.3048 0.05761 105 79 18 7
2231 What if I just start claiming, "Fake Ewes"? 1.3048 0.05263 105 77 24 4
2232 Something tells me these wool suits were a bad idea. 1.3048 0.05434 105 78 22 5
2233 Ok so here's their offer: They'll concede we're in charge, if we lose the 'silly lawyer suits.' 1.3048 0.05600 105 79 20 6
2234 When we announce the downsizing of the next flock, lets avoid the phrase 'trim the fat'. 1.3048 0.06071 105 82 14 9
2235 This would be a bad time to say something politically incorrect. 1.3048 0.05434 105 78 22 5
2236 You'd think they could tell it's polyester. 1.3048 0.05434 105 78 22 5
2237 These "wolves in people's clothing" disguises aren't working. 1.3048 0.05761 105 80 18 7
2238 They hate that we look so much better in their clothes. 1.3048 0.05263 105 77 24 4
2239 What do we tell 'em? They want to ewenionize. 1.3048 0.05918 105 81 16 8
2240 They want more flexibility to graze from home. 1.3048 0.05600 105 79 20 6
2241 Maybe this is the shepherd’s day off? 1.3048 0.05263 105 77 24 4
2242 I really didn’t think they’d unionize 1.3048 0.05086 105 76 26 3
2243 Say something nice “ “Oh I get it say we’re vegans now 1.3048 0.06071 105 82 14 9
2244 Apparently, the count doesn’t stop just because you have fallen asleep. 1.3048 0.05918 105 81 16 8
2245 I guess at some point you tweeted that if they vote for you on November 3rd, you’d have a vaccine ready a few days after? 1.3048 0.05600 105 79 20 6
2246 Until all the sheep are counted, the wolves won't sleep. 1.3048 0.05761 105 80 18 7
2247 Sir, I think some of them noticed that the counting will never stop 1.3048 0.05349 105 80 19 6
2248 Well maybe they would be more receptive if you literally hadn’t tried to pull the wool over their eyes. 1.3048 0.05434 105 78 22 5
2249 no YOU tell them the new market rate for wool! 1.3048 0.06071 105 82 14 9
2250 They couldn’t sleep 1.3048 0.06071 105 82 14 9
2251 With all due respect, I did tell you you’d lose some votes if you actually ate one on fifth avenue 1.3048 0.05600 105 79 20 6
2252 I’d still prefer not to concede. 1.3048 0.05434 105 78 22 5
2253 They say they’re not sheep, but they sure smell like sheep. 1.3048 0.05434 105 78 22 5
2254 Luckily they don’t know they outnumber us. Every time they try to count they fall asleep. 1.3048 0.06220 105 83 12 10
2255 Dammit pence, the good senators are starting to turn.... 1.3048 0.05761 105 80 18 7
2256 They’ve decided to unionise 1.3048 0.05761 105 80 18 7
2257 The Georgia recount is going to save us 1.3048 0.05600 105 79 20 6
2258 Just give one of them a suit and a board position so we can all get back to selling sweaters 1.3048 0.05434 105 78 22 5
2259 Uh Mitch, I’m not sure if we can keep this up for much longer... 1.3048 0.05761 105 80 18 7
2260 Funny how we are the ones looking sheepish! 1.3048 0.05263 105 77 24 4
2261 Have you tried giving them some stock options? 1.3048 0.05434 105 78 22 5
2262 They want their observers in the room when the sheep are counted. 1.3048 0.05600 105 79 20 6
2263 The sheep people have spoken and we want suits too. 1.3048 0.05434 105 78 22 5
2264 I don't think they're following us. 1.3048 0.05600 105 79 20 6
2265 Who cried wolf? 1.3048 0.05761 105 80 18 7
2266 What if we told them we’re vegan? 1.3048 0.05086 105 76 26 3
2267 She said there is an issue with the new shampoo. 1.3028 0.05607 109 83 19 7
2268 They are demanding shaving cream. 1.3010 0.05827 103 79 17 7
2269 We were itching for trouble when we bought wool suits. 1.3010 0.05314 103 76 23 4
2270 They're claiming election fraud. 1.3010 0.05132 103 75 25 3
2271 They finally got their sheep together. 1.3010 0.05988 103 80 15 8
2272 I said, 'Sheep's clothing' not 'cheap clothing.' 1.3010 0.05661 103 78 19 6
2273 They want details on "employee attrition". 1.3010 0.05661 103 78 19 6
2274 Our cover would've worked if your pants weren't a cotton blend. 1.3010 0.05490 103 77 21 5
2275 A flock of sheep never seemed so intimidating before. 1.3010 0.04747 103 73 29 1
2276 I told you it was just a matter of time before they organize. 1.3010 0.05314 103 76 23 4
2277 Let's go back to wearing their clothing. 1.3010 0.05661 103 78 19 6
2278 Maybe it's me, but it just feels like shear anger." 1.3010 0.05827 103 79 17 7
2279 We don't need the popular vote 1.3010 0.05314 103 76 23 4
2280 Okay, don’t concede, but you tell them. 1.3010 0.06145 103 81 13 9
2281 It seems we may have taken the term virgin wool unnecessarily literally. 1.3010 0.05490 103 77 21 5
2282 Look, sooner or later they were bound to find out you’re married. 1.3010 0.05490 103 77 21 5
2283 What about a bite of lunch? 1.3010 0.05661 103 78 19 6
2284 Clearly your basic sheep has no appreciation for irony. 1.3010 0.05827 103 79 17 7
2285 They seem to be upset they had to remove their masks to drink the Kool-aid. 1.3010 0.05827 103 79 17 7
2286 The first thing we do is give up the wool suits. 1.3010 0.05490 103 77 21 5
2287 It doesn’t matter whether you said “ewe” or “you,” Carl. 1.3010 0.05827 103 79 17 7
2288 Turn your back, and we can say they were 100 percent behind us. 1.3010 0.05314 103 76 23 4
2289 I don't know. Maybe we just pushed them a little too far this time. 1.3010 0.05827 103 78 16 7
2290 The cloning works great. The disguise, not so much. 1.3010 0.05314 103 76 23 4
2291 I shouldn’t have said wool makes me itch. 1.3010 0.05661 103 78 19 6
2292 I think we should keep counting all the sheep. 1.3010 0.06145 103 81 13 9
2293 Let's dress up like all the other wolves," I said. "But no, you had to be different. 1.3010 0.05661 103 78 19 6
2294 They're muttering something about Fluffy Lives matter. 1.3010 0.05827 103 79 17 7
2295 The herd needs to be heard? Bah!” 1.3010 0.05827 103 79 17 7
2296 You went right to the death and dismemberment clause, didn't you. 1.3010 0.05827 103 79 17 7
2297 If you can't stay awake, just do an estimate 1.3010 0.05490 103 77 21 5
2298 B(l)ah b(l)ah b(l)ah... 1.3010 0.05314 103 76 23 4
2299 Are you sure we were supposed to dress in cheap clothing? 1.3010 0.05314 103 76 23 4
2300 Hey Bob, I think we are in the minority. 1.3010 0.05314 103 76 22 4
2301 As your lawyer, I advise you plea temporary insatiability and stick to chickens, they’re MUCH less organized. 1.3010 0.05827 103 79 17 7
2302 I overheard them talking about something called... Democracy. 1.3010 0.05661 103 77 19 6
2303 Call Little Bo-Peep. Tell her it's an emergency. 1.3010 0.05314 103 76 23 4
2304 It appears they have new leadership. 1.3010 0.05490 103 77 21 5
2305 Somebody told them that if they liked their shepard, they could keep their shepard... 1.3010 0.05988 103 80 15 8
2306 Counting them individually is making me sleepy. Let's use an Electoral College. 1.3010 0.05988 103 80 15 8
2307 Let’s just blame everything on the black sheep. 1.3010 0.05827 103 79 17 7
2308 I don't get it -- we're wearing wool suits. 1.3010 0.05490 103 77 21 5
2309 Told you not to wear that polyester suit! 1.3010 0.05490 103 77 21 5
2310 We probably should have gone with leather. 1.3010 0.05490 103 77 21 5
2311 They Want An Explanation Of What Happened To " BAA BAA BLACK SHEEP " 1.3010 0.05490 103 77 21 5
2312 Betcha can't find Waldo. 1.3010 0.06145 103 81 13 9
2313 I understand their anger. For 10 years I've been streaming FOX News and then that farmer next door goes and introduces them to CNN,NBC,CBS,ABC and MSNBC. 1.3010 0.05490 103 77 21 5
2314 Looks like we didn't pull the wool over their eyes! 1.3010 0.05490 103 77 21 5
2315 I think we may have underestimated the silent majority. 1.3010 0.05827 103 79 17 7
2316 They say they’re not helping anyone else fall asleep until they get a new contract. 1.3010 0.05827 103 79 17 7
2317 There is nothing like a genuine Harris Tweed to arouse the jealous passions of the herd. 1.3010 0.05490 103 77 21 5
2318 They voted us out of the meadow. 1.3010 0.06145 103 81 13 9
2319 We fooled them for awhile in our conservative business suits. Now, they know we don't care a twit about their health and well-being. 1.3010 0.06298 103 82 11 10
2320 You wanna give them guns and Maga hats? 1.3010 0.05661 103 78 19 6
2321 I guess lamb chops aren’t a good idea for the reunion dinner? 1.3010 0.05132 103 75 24 3
2322 Well, I can tell you this,... it's not going to keep me up at night. 1.3010 0.05661 103 78 19 6
2323 Well, that's the last time we listen to the President's bleats" 1.3010 0.05827 103 79 17 7
2324 Yes, our wool suits might make them angry, but then again it may be the tail sticking out of yours. 1.3010 0.05314 103 76 23 4
2325 Nobody wears sheep's clothing anymore," you said 1.3010 0.05490 103 77 21 5
2326 " Let's make wolves great again 1.3010 0.05661 103 78 19 6
2327 You're wearing a wool suit?! 1.3010 0.05661 103 78 19 6
2328 Come back in your sheep's clothing and we'll try this again. 1.3010 0.05661 103 78 19 6
2329 Who would have thought so many would show up for the 'wolf in sheep's clothing" casting call. 1.3010 0.05132 103 75 25 3
2330 Uhmmmmm...... I think we should reconsider dinner. They could be lions in sheep’s clothing.” 1.3010 0.05988 103 80 15 8
2331 So is this one of those cases where the predator becomes prey? 1.3010 0.05661 103 78 19 6
2332 I told you that mint jelly joke wasn’t going to land. 1.3010 0.05827 103 79 17 7
2333 So the tailor says to me, 'You won't like that--it's itchy. 1.3010 0.05314 103 76 23 4
2334 This looks baaaaaaa-d. 1.3010 0.05314 103 76 23 4
2335 Maybe this is a good time to go vegan. 1.3010 0.05661 103 78 19 6
2336 Let's just go, I don't want another suit this bad. 1.3010 0.05490 103 77 21 5
2337 I'm thinking... I'm thinking... 1.3010 0.05827 103 79 17 7
2338 They're your relatives, not mine. 1.3010 0.05490 103 77 21 5
2339 I understand your clients are upset, Frank, but this is Italian wool and we're in Kentucky. 1.3010 0.05490 103 77 21 5
2340 They're the ones wearing white after Labor Day... 1.3010 0.05661 103 78 19 6
2341 Apparently Donald, these worsted wool suits are not what they consider sheep's clothing. 1.3010 0.05314 103 76 23 4
2342 The wolves of Wall Street debate changing into sheep’s clothing. 1.3010 0.05490 103 77 21 5
2343 I have a sneaky suspicion that you’re about to pull the wool over my eyes. 1.3010 0.05988 103 80 15 8
2344 We had reservations! 1.3010 0.05827 103 79 17 7
2345 This must be casual Friday, I thought you said they wore suits. 1.3010 0.05314 103 76 23 4
2346 "They're related to our wool suits." 1.3010 0.05132 103 75 25 3
2347 It’s a simple misunderstanding...I was saying ‘you look delicious’, not ‘ewe look delicious’. 1.3010 0.05827 103 79 17 7
2348 I should have gone with my instincts and worn sheep's clothing. 1.3010 0.05132 103 75 25 3
2349 Concede?Seriously? 1.3010 0.05661 103 78 19 6
2350 He said they wont follow a wolf in polyester clothing. 1.3010 0.05314 103 76 23 4
2351 Does a flock beat a pair? 1.3010 0.05490 103 77 21 5
2352 You never thanked them for the suit they made you. 1.3010 0.05988 103 80 15 8
2353 They’re claiming the election’s a fraud. They want another wolf for president 1.3010 0.05827 103 79 17 7
2354 They all want to be counted. 1.3010 0.05988 103 80 15 8
2355 I think we should have taken that "wolf in sheep's clothing" thing literally. 1.3010 0.05827 103 79 17 7
2356 Their union does feel that your reference to them as "mutton dressed as lamb" was a little insensitive. 1.3010 0.05490 103 77 21 5
2357 It's not easy being a wolf in lawyer's clothing. 1.3010 0.05988 103 80 15 8
2358 They're complaining about how you look at them while counting them in your sleep. 1.3010 0.05661 103 78 19 6
2359 I'm sorry, sir. The focus groups suggested wool was the way to go. 1.3010 0.05661 103 78 19 6
2360 So, you tell me why they would associate Wall Street with wolves? 1.3010 0.05827 103 79 17 7
2361 They want a recount,even if it takes all night. 1.3010 0.05132 103 75 25 3
2362 Sheep's clothing would have been a better attire. 1.3010 0.05661 103 78 19 6
2363 It's okay. They have to vote for one of us. 1.3010 0.05827 103 79 17 7
2364 I guess we shouldn't have called them a nation of sheep. 1.3010 0.05661 103 78 19 6
2365 They liked us much better in sheep's clothing. 1.3010 0.05490 103 77 21 5
2366 Sir, they’re demanding a recount. 1.3010 0.05661 103 78 19 6
2367 They’re demanding our clothing, sir. 1.3010 0.05827 103 79 17 7
2368 Keep them engaged here while I sneak around to the back and eat them one by one. 1.3010 0.04943 103 79 19 5
2369 We told ‘em he would win. What do we do now? 1.3010 0.05314 103 76 23 4
2370 Well, I enjoy the sartorial elegance, but I don't think we're fooling anybody. 1.3010 0.05314 103 75 23 4
2371 Two against 100. They’ll bleat us... 1.3010 0.05827 103 79 17 7
2372 We're flexible, but not vegans. 1.3010 0.05661 103 78 19 6
2373 We'll tell them we're their grandparents. 1.3010 0.05661 103 78 19 6
2374 It was easier herding polyesters. 1.3010 0.05661 103 78 19 6
2375 So lamb chops for dinner? 1.3010 0.05988 103 80 15 8
2376 So you’re telling me they don’t care about the stock market? 1.3010 0.05661 103 78 19 6
2377 You fooled them all right, but they don't like lawyers. 1.3010 0.05988 103 80 15 8
2378 It's a ruckus over unlicensed use of sheep's clothing. 1.3010 0.06298 103 82 11 10
2379 Break for lunch? 1.3010 0.05827 103 79 17 7
2380 they say " A wool suit is not sheep's clothing " 1.3010 0.05988 103 80 15 8
2381 Do you think they found out what these suits are made of? 1.3010 0.05661 103 78 19 6
2382 They seem to disagree. 1.3010 0.05661 103 78 19 6
2383 frankly,I see it as a great branding moment. 1.3010 0.05314 103 76 23 4
2384 You think we can pull the wool over their eyes? 1.3010 0.05314 103 76 23 4
2385 I don't think they are fooled by this cheaps clothing. 1.3010 0.04943 103 79 19 5
2386 So they feel marginalized. Who doesn't? 1.3010 0.04216 103 83 14 6
2387 - We’re outnumbered. - It’s fine. They’re sheep. 1.3010 0.05132 103 75 25 3
2388 Just ignore them. They're a bunch of wolves disguised as sheeps. 1.3010 0.05314 103 76 23 4
2389 I got the same look from them when I went silk, too. 1.3010 0.05827 103 79 17 7
2390 By shear coincidence this is a wool suit. 1.3010 0.05661 103 78 19 6
2391 I don’t know about you, but I lost count a while ago. 1.3010 0.05661 103 78 19 6
2392 Yes, Mr. Barr, our army of wolves in sheep clothing is ready to infiltrate the polling sites. 1.3010 0.05827 103 79 17 7
2393 Deep down, they respect us for not wearing sheep's clothing. 1.3010 0.05490 103 77 21 5
2394 Where did we hide the sheep's clothing? 1.3010 0.05661 103 78 19 6
2395 They should be happy we're wearing wool suits. 1.3010 0.05661 103 78 19 6
2396 I told you Maurice,the memo said sheep’s clothing. 1.3010 0.05827 103 79 17 7
2397 I simply said they were getting sheared January 20. 1.3010 0.05661 103 78 19 6
2398 I think they know our plans to transition from wool to mutton. 1.3010 0.05490 103 77 21 5
2399 Whatever you do, don’t look sheepish. 1.3010 0.05490 103 77 21 5
2400 At least they cannot say we are wolves in sheep's clothing. 1.3010 0.06145 103 81 13 9
2401 We’re gonna have to let you go, Jeffrey. 1.3010 0.05490 103 77 21 5
2402 Maybe a culling consultancy wasn't the best approach." 1.3010 0.04943 103 73 27 2
2403 I wish you hadn’t brought up herd mentality 1.3010 0.06145 103 81 13 9
2404 Do you have anything in a basic black? 1.3010 0.05827 103 79 17 7
2405 Our well-trained graduates have gone on to run highly successful organizations for centuries. 1.3010 0.05988 103 80 15 8
2406 I present to you, the US population 1.3010 0.05490 103 77 21 5
2407 They don't like our cotton/polyester suits. 1.3010 0.05661 103 78 19 6
2408 They insist on collective bargaining. 1.3010 0.05490 103 77 21 5
2409 It's the polyester. I told you to go with wool. 1.3010 0.05314 103 76 23 4
2410 Boasting about your suit being a cotton-polyester blend is a little insensitive. 1.3010 0.05827 103 79 17 7
2411 They say they feel ewesed by you, sir. 1.3010 0.05988 103 80 15 8
2412 They’re baaaaack. 1.3010 0.05661 103 78 19 6
2413 You never listen . . . I said, Two suits of sheep’s clothing.” 1.3010 0.05490 103 77 21 5
2414 I understand they are paratroopers of the New Zealand army. 1.3010 0.05661 103 78 19 6
2415 Sir, I'm afraid at some point you're going to have to face reality. 1.3010 0.06145 103 81 13 9
2416 My mistake--I thought the dress code was business professional, not sheep's clothing. 1.3010 0.05988 103 80 15 8
2417 I already tried to pull the wool over their eyes. 1.3010 0.03862 103 79 21 3
2418 Unrest, Sir...The ewe-ion captain said something about a muttony on the bounty... 1.3010 0.05661 103 78 19 6
2419 New clothing order came in for an outfit named Parler 1.3010 0.05827 103 78 17 7
2420 If we tell them our suits are poly blend, maybe they’ll go away. 1.3010 0.05661 103 78 19 6
2421 Quick! Find our sheep's clothing. 1.3010 0.05827 103 79 17 7
2422 Something tells me they do not like our wool jackets 1.3010 0.05661 103 78 19 6
2423 This isn't what I meant when I said herd immunity... 1.3010 0.05827 103 79 17 7
2424 They are asking for universal healthcare. 1.3010 0.05661 103 78 19 6
2425 We’re going to have to rethink the Fall line. 1.3010 0.05490 103 77 21 5
2426 They're angry we're wearing cotton! 1.3010 0.05988 103 80 15 8
2427 It's about the systematic preying, huh? 1.3010 0.05827 103 79 17 7
2428 We should've known this would never work wearing a cheap wool-blend 1.3010 0.05314 103 76 23 4
2429 Uh oh, I think they’re onto us. 1.3010 0.05490 103 77 21 5
2430 Did you honestly just say, 'I thought I'd pulled the wool over their eyes'? 1.3010 0.05661 103 78 19 6
2431 Apparently they'd prefer a wolf in polyester. 1.3010 0.05661 103 78 19 6
2432 Listen here Wolf, I don't care if you represent the United Wool Workers of America get the flock out of here! 1.3010 0.06145 103 81 13 9
2433 We weren't the majority, but we won! 1.3010 0.05314 103 75 22 4
2434 The stockholders seem to be upset with the suits. 1.3010 0.05132 103 69 23 3
2435 Maybe cloning worked a little too well. 1.3010 0.03737 103 81 18 4
2436 Well sir, they’re out of jobs. Folks who haven’t slept in 4 years have started sleeping again. 1.3010 0.05988 103 80 15 8
2437 'I think we might have pushed it too far with that proposal on taxing wool' 1.3010 0.05490 103 77 21 5
2438 The count is over you lost bigly 1.3010 0.05988 103 80 15 8
2439 How was I suppose to know that counting them pissed them off 1.3010 0.05827 103 79 17 7
2440 Donald it’s time to go now. 1.3010 0.05827 103 79 17 7
2441 You tell 'em we won the election. Of course they'll follow. They're sheep! 1.3010 0.06145 103 81 13 9
2442 If this is what popular vote looks like, then I don’t want it. 1.3010 0.05490 103 77 21 5
2443 I think they are starting to notice 1.3010 0.05827 103 79 17 7
2444 For the record, this is not what I I had in mind when I suggested: 'let's blend in by dressing up in wool suits'! 1.3010 0.05490 103 77 21 5
2445 Sir, your dream is over. We’ve counted all the sheep. 1.3010 0.05988 103 80 15 8
2446 Despite no evidence of voter fraud, today Georgia poll workers were informed they would be doing a recount by hand of 5 million state ballots . 1.3010 0.06145 103 81 13 9
2447 Couldn’t sleep last night. 1.3010 0.05314 103 76 23 4
2448 How did counting votes became more popular than counting sheeps? 1.3010 0.05661 103 78 19 6
2449 What an excellent looking diversity commission we've assembled 1.3010 0.05661 103 78 19 6
2450 Stand back and stand by. 1.3010 0.05490 103 77 21 5
2451 You're not supposed to take off your sheep's clothing until *after* the election. 1.3010 0.05314 103 76 23 4
2452 How many are fake? 1.3010 0.05988 103 80 15 8
2453 Well, I suppose they won't be fleeced again. 1.3010 0.06145 103 81 13 9
2454 not a single black sheep. Mr. President it’s over 1.3010 0.05827 103 79 17 7
2455 Do you think we can teach them how to carry flags and guns? 1.3010 0.05661 103 78 19 6
2456 Perhaps this time sheepish is the way to go 1.3010 0.05490 103 76 19 5
2457 I think they expected more than The Four Seasons Landscaping from their dictators.... 1.3010 0.04846 103 81 16 6
2458 I don’t get it. They never ask questions when I recount them in my sleep. 1.3010 0.05314 103 76 23 4
2459 They said wearing the mask makes them look like sheep 1.3010 0.05988 103 80 15 8
2460 But I was assured the suit fabric was entirely synthetic, sir! 1.3010 0.05827 103 79 17 7
2461 Sir, I don’t think they’re buying it. 1.3010 0.05314 103 76 23 4
2462 Sir, "Your suit didn't hide your tail. " 1.3010 0.05661 103 77 19 6
2463 So I told them, look—don’t let shearing dominate your life. 1.3010 0.05314 103 76 21 4
2464 It felt like a dream, so I demand they recount 1.3010 0.05038 103 82 14 7
2465 They're tired of the three-bag quota. 1.3010 0.05132 103 75 25 3
2466 I thought you booked The Four Seasons... 1.3010 0.05827 103 79 17 7
2467 I herd my approval rating has never been better 1.3010 0.05827 103 79 17 7
2468 COUNT THE SHEEP! 1.3010 0.05661 103 78 19 6
2469 The Tables Have Turned 1.3010 0.05490 103 77 21 5
2470 Listen, this #ewetoo thing could get to be a real problem. 1.3010 0.05490 103 77 21 5
2471 STOP THE COUNT / COUNT THEM ALL... Sheep that is... 1.3010 0.05661 103 78 19 6
2472 Think they’d buy that these are made of polyester? 1.3010 0.05661 103 78 19 6
2473 I counted last time, your turn 1.3010 0.05314 103 76 23 4
2474 I don’t know, just tell them to blame the goats. 1.3010 0.05661 103 77 19 6
2475 Wait!? Do we count them or not count them? 1.3010 0.05314 103 76 23 4
2476 The New Yorker? Your were supposed to submit this to the Wool Street Journal 1.3010 0.05490 103 77 21 5
2477 the two party system is fine, they can vote for either one of us. 1.3010 0.05661 103 77 19 6
2478 Haven’t you herd. Get the flock outta here. 1.3010 0.05314 103 75 23 4
2479 Sir, It’s the Ba Ba Black Lives Matter movement, they’re a shear force to be reckoned with. 1.3010 0.05827 103 79 17 7
2480 Where’s the crying boy? Can we blame it on him again? 1.3010 0.05827 103 79 17 7
2481 I can’t believe I got dressed up for this. 1.3010 0.05490 103 77 21 5
2482 They heard you wanted to stop the count. 1.3010 0.05490 103 77 21 5
2483 They’ve unionised, Dave. What now? 1.3010 0.05132 103 75 25 3
2484 Look sharp, Merino. You’re starting to appear sheepish. 1.3010 0.05132 103 75 25 3
2485 We won’t count those that arrived after 4 am 1.3010 0.05661 103 78 19 6
2486 Apparently BaaToo is trending as we speak 1.3010 0.05403 103 79 18 6
2487 You said you went vegan 1.3010 0.05988 103 80 15 8
2488 There is a demand for reparations, sir.. 1.3010 0.05132 103 75 25 3
2489 Did they figure out we’re gonna eat them? 1.3010 0.05132 103 75 25 3
2490 Doesn't matter what they think, Joe. They're sheep. 1.3010 0.05661 103 78 19 6
2491 Suddenly, ‘stand back and stand by’ has taken on a whole new meaning. 1.3010 0.05661 103 78 19 6
2492 It’s on the tip of my tongue. “A wolf in sheep’s.....” nah it’s gone. 1.3010 0.05132 103 75 25 3
2493 Sir, I believe they may have overherd you 1.3010 0.05490 103 77 21 5
2494 I think they finally realized that 'A wolf in sheep's clothing' wasn't a metaphor 1.3010 0.05490 103 77 21 5
2495 This seems baaaaad 1.3010 0.05827 103 79 17 7
2496 The fake news excuse isn’t scaring them anymore, should we tell them it was voter fraud now? 1.3010 0.05827 103 79 17 7
2497 Quick! Tell them how we’re making the meadow great again! 1.3010 0.05314 103 76 23 4
2498 We are wearing their clothing, Ed. They want residuals 1.3010 0.05661 103 78 19 6
2499 They are following you like sheep to the slaughter but nobody said they had to be happy about it! 1.3009 0.05166 113 84 24 5
2500 They say we've been defunded. 1.3009 0.05010 113 83 26 4
2501 It’s time to stop flocking around! 1.2991 0.05510 107 81 20 6
2502 Suit yourself! 1.2981 0.05445 104 78 21 5
2503 It worked for Trump. 1.2981 0.05778 104 80 17 7
2504 Remember that one time we took Dolly to China? 1.2981 0.05271 104 77 23 4
2505 What can they do, eat us? 1.2981 0.05445 104 78 21 5
2506 They know you’re wearing polyester. 1.2970 0.06060 101 79 14 8
2507 If you promise to build a fence to keep out the wolves, they'll all vote for you. 1.2970 0.05367 101 75 22 4
2508 This is not what I meant by sheep’s clothing! 1.2970 0.05548 101 76 20 5
2509 Yes, fine, I was a wolf in sheep's clothing ONE TIME. That doesn't give them the right to wear my suit. 1.2970 0.05179 101 74 24 3
2510 COSTUME ~ CHANGE ??? 1.2970 0.05367 101 75 22 4
2511 Assure them they did not get fleeced, we are trying to find their ballots. 1.2970 0.05548 101 76 20 5
2512 You said you were only counting them in your sleep. 1.2970 0.05179 101 74 24 3
2513 Their first mistake was referring to it as collective baagaining. 1.2970 0.05548 101 76 20 5
2514 It never occurred to me that they would expect us to actually build a new fence. 1.2970 0.05367 101 75 22 4
2515 Ewe've been very baaad. 1.2970 0.05367 101 75 22 4
2516 Well, we can probably still convince them there’s voter fraud... 1.2970 0.05894 101 78 16 7
2517 Let's demand a recount. 1.2970 0.05179 101 74 24 3
2518 I told you suits as a disguise was a lousy idea. 1.2970 0.04984 101 73 26 2
2519 We've been oversupplying sheep's clothing. Turns out they're all wolves. 1.2970 0.05894 101 78 16 7
2520 This crowd distrusts suits, but I can't think what else we should wear. Any ideas? 1.2970 0.05894 101 78 16 7
2521 Watch my lips. Sheep's clothing. Sheep's clothing. Sheep's clothing. 1.2970 0.05724 101 77 18 6
2522 They're not buying "Census Takers." What's next? "Young Republicans?" 1.2970 0.05894 101 78 16 7
2523 Democracy is messy. 1.2970 0.05367 101 75 22 4
2524 Okay, we've won the election. What do we do now? 1.2970 0.05548 101 76 20 5
2525 What made you think it was a good idea to fleece them all at once? 1.2970 0.05179 101 74 24 3
2526 Let’s try a new approach. 1.2970 0.05548 101 76 20 5
2527 We're badly outnumbered, and they aren't buying that we are vegetarians. 1.2970 0.05724 101 77 18 6
2528 Seems the Fox image has lost its fear factor Mr Fox. 1.2970 0.05548 101 76 20 5
2529 I told you we should have worn polyester ! 1.2970 0.05724 101 77 18 6
2530 You think we can take them on boss? 1.2970 0.04984 101 78 18 5
2531 Probably too late for the sheep's clothing. 1.2970 0.05367 101 75 22 4
2532 Ok, I ordered way too much for dinner. 1.2970 0.05367 101 75 22 4
2533 I told you we shouldn’t have counted them. 1.2970 0.05724 101 77 18 6
2534 Someone stopped counting sheep, they’re demanding we start over 1.2970 0.04984 101 73 26 2
2535 They object to our wearing wool suits. 1.2946 0.05174 112 84 23 5
2536 See Phil, I told you we picked the wrong costumes! 1.2941 0.05501 102 77 20 5
2537 I can’t believe they all voted against me. And after all I’ve done for them! 1.2941 0.05322 102 76 22 4
2538 "How do I put this? My clients are seriously reconsidering your role as brand ambassador for their clothing line. 1.2941 0.05843 102 79 16 7
2539 Next time, I choose the outfit. 1.2941 0.05041 102 77 21 4
2540 I still think we're 'Dressed to kill.' 1.2941 0.05675 102 78 18 6
2541 They said: "Don't worry; they'll act like sheep." So what's up with THIS? 1.2941 0.05675 102 78 18 6
2542 I sense they're trying to tell us we've carried our charade too far. 1.2941 0.05501 102 77 20 5
2543 I think that we should go back to the other clothing 1.2941 0.05136 102 75 24 3
2544 If we keep telling them the same thing, they will start to believe it. Such sheep! 1.2941 0.05322 102 76 22 4
2545 I'm afraid it's over - fox and friends called you out. 1.2941 0.06007 102 80 14 8
2546 They’re claiming harassment. 1.2941 0.06007 102 80 14 8
2547 They said they found a guillotine, and they know how to use it! 1.2941 0.05412 102 79 17 6
2548 Are you too in alpaca’s clothing now? 1.2941 0.05136 102 75 24 3
2549 Let’s try the Fake News thing. 1.2941 0.05843 102 79 16 7
2550 Told you we needed a higher thread count 1.2941 0.05843 102 79 16 7
2551 Maybe we should just wear the mask... 1.2941 0.05041 102 77 21 4
2552 The wolf cares not, how many the sheep be. Should I start counting? 1.2941 0.04944 102 79 18 5
2553 How was I supposed to know sheep don’t wear Armani? 1.2941 0.05322 102 76 22 4
2554 Sir, the electoral college has spoken. It's time for you to go baaaaaaa-ck to where you came from. 1.2941 0.05675 102 78 18 6
2555 Rudy, I told you to tuck in your tail. 1.2929 0.05607 99 75 19 5
2556 Seriously, this is so much worse than Mad Cow Disease. 1.2929 0.05026 99 72 25 2
2557 I told you to NOT wear your Alpaca suit today. 1.2929 0.05607 99 75 19 5
2558 Perhaps I underestimated sheep. 1.2929 0.05607 99 75 19 5
2559 I forget, how does that saying go again about wolf's clothing? 1.2929 0.05227 99 73 23 3
2560 All I said was, 'I love ewe'. 1.2929 0.05026 99 72 25 2
2561 It did say 100% wool on the tag. 1.2929 0.05227 99 73 23 3
2562 Maybe some cardigans? 1.2929 0.05607 99 75 19 5
2563 I warned you not to count sheep. 1.2929 0.06134 99 78 13 8
2564 I think they're starting to see through the suits. 1.2929 0.05607 99 75 19 5
2565 I demand a recount. 1.2929 0.05788 99 76 17 6
2566 Just tell them - as we've always said, we need to work together. You don't eat us, we don't eat you. 1.2929 0.05026 99 72 25 2
2567 I think we were mislead by the guy at Brooks Brothers 1.2929 0.05607 99 75 19 5
2568 You'd shouldn't have told them they don't have the chops. 1.2929 0.05515 99 77 16 6
2569 I think they expected us to wear sheep's clothing. 1.2929 0.05227 99 72 23 3
2570 Maybe it's time you concede the election? 1.2929 0.05788 99 76 17 6
2571 I told them we always dress like this 1.2929 0.05420 99 74 21 4
2572 The word from upstairs is we have to make some cuts 1.2929 0.05788 99 76 17 6
2573 Herd mentality 1.2929 0.05607 99 75 19 5
2574 So then the tailor tells me they can just shave the wool off the animal. 1.2929 0.05607 99 75 19 5
2575 Drat! He says they're being represented by Rudy Giuliani. 1.2929 0.05964 99 77 15 7
2576 Let's get the flock out of here! 1.2929 0.05964 99 77 15 7
2577 We've been out flocked. 1.2929 0.05788 99 76 17 6
2578 Told you we should’ve gone with the sheep’s clothing. 1.2929 0.05788 99 76 17 6
2579 Be careful what you say next – they’re upset and I’m not sure we have herd immunity. 1.2929 0.05227 99 73 23 3
2580 I told you they wouldn't follow you off that cliff!!! 1.2929 0.05420 99 74 21 4
2581 I think they smell polyester. 1.2929 0.05788 99 76 17 6
2582 You think we should've ordered steak instead of lamb for the shareholders meeting? 1.2929 0.05788 99 76 17 6
2583 I think they're starting to realize it doesn't matter which one of us they choose. 1.2929 0.05420 99 74 21 4
2584 It's that damn sheep dogs fault. 1.2929 0.05607 99 75 19 5
2585 One of them’s got to be a wolf in sheep’s clothing. 1.2929 0.05607 99 75 19 5
2586 I'm telling you; there are more of us than them. Count again!!! 1.2929 0.05964 99 77 15 7
2587 We'll be fine unless "can't fix stupid" is just another lie. 1.2929 0.05420 99 74 21 4
2588 Fleecing sheeple on Wall Street was never this difficult! 1.2929 0.04816 99 71 26 1
2589 I got tired of sheep’s clothing 1.2929 0.05420 99 74 21 4
2590 I thought the sheep were supposed to be peacefully jumping over a fence...what do I do now? 1.2929 0.05127 99 75 20 4
2591 ...So they herd and are not to happy 1.2929 0.05964 99 77 15 7
2592 They’re saying they haven’t had a say in the Brexit negations yet. 1.2929 0.06134 99 78 13 8
2593 The suit is disrespectful. 1.2929 0.05607 99 75 19 5
2594 No, you misunderstood... I wanted you to 'care' for them, not 'scare' them. They're baaadly shaken up. 1.2929 0.05607 99 75 19 5
2595 No. You specifically said a herd of wolves in sheep's clothing. 1.2929 0.05607 99 75 19 5
2596 They resent us having wool suits. 1.2929 0.05420 99 74 21 4
2597 They just won’t wear a mask! 1.2929 0.05607 99 75 19 5
2598 Man, this #SheepToo thing has gone too far.... 1.2929 0.05026 99 72 25 2
2599 Between your fangs and my claws, I still like our chances. 1.2929 0.05420 99 74 21 4
2600 I don’t think the “sheep’s clothing” is fooling them. 1.2929 0.05026 99 72 25 2
2601 That suit is non-union wool. What reaction did you expect? 1.2929 0.05227 99 73 23 3
2602 Turns out you can also clone attitude. 1.2929 0.05788 99 76 17 6
2603 They don't understand that we're Wall Street wolves, not wolves-in-sheep's-clothing wolves. 1.2929 0.05607 99 75 19 5
2604 I warned you about speculating on wool futures. 1.2929 0.05420 99 74 21 4
2605 Flocked again... 1.2929 0.05607 99 75 19 5
2606 I don't know...it seems to work on Wall Street. 1.2929 0.05607 99 75 19 5
2607 They're claiming we outfoxed them. 1.2929 0.04367 99 74 23 2
2608 Drink three pots of coffee, then count them. 1.2929 0.05607 99 75 19 5
2609 So much for the silent majority. 1.2929 0.05788 99 76 17 6
2610 If you count the legal sheep, I easily win. 1.2929 0.05420 99 74 21 4
2611 Herd mentality, herd immunity -- whatever. Just as long as I'm still in charge. 1.2929 0.06134 99 78 13 8
2612 I also heard "wear a cheap suit," not sheep suit. 1.2929 0.05607 99 75 19 5
2613 Looks like they finally solved that math problem! 1.2929 0.05026 99 72 25 2
2614 And for their final demand, they ask that the Wolf PAC support the 'My Wool, My Choice' movement. 1.2929 0.05788 99 75 17 6
2615 I think they want us to go back to Wall Street. 1.2929 0.05607 99 75 19 5
2616 Every sheep counts! Count every sheep! 1.2929 0.05227 99 73 23 3
2617 We need, unfortunately, to reconsider herd immunity. 1.2929 0.05788 99 76 17 6
2618 I'm guessing the disguise isn't working... 1.2929 0.05420 99 74 21 4
2619 They’re rebelling against recounts. 1.2929 0.05607 99 75 19 5
2620 Everyone sees what you appear to be, few experience what you really are. 1.2929 0.05420 99 74 21 4
2621 Sir, the sheep don’t think a recount will help you sleep better. 1.2929 0.05964 99 77 15 7
2622 They’re crying wolf and I’m being sheepish. What a world. 1.2929 0.05026 99 72 25 2
2623 We're not gonna pull the wool over their eyes 1.2929 0.05227 99 73 23 3
2624 Look at them! They are like humans! They believe anything we say! 1.2929 0.05607 99 75 19 5
2625 Ok so, they refuse to wear cotton masks. 1.2929 0.05788 99 76 17 6
2626 YOU hand count them. 1.2929 0.05607 99 75 19 5
2627 I think it was the 'shear genius' comment about our suits that lost 'em 1.2929 0.05420 99 74 21 4
2628 Wolf's wool 1.2929 0.05227 99 73 23 3
2629 Well now they’re telling me they WANT to be called sheeple. 1.2929 0.05420 99 74 21 4
2630 ....And so finally It was the sheep who had demanded the wolf’s clothing. 1.2929 0.05607 99 75 19 5
2631 Nobody appreciates a good wool suit anymore. 1.2929 0.05026 99 72 25 2
2632 You know, I could shoot someone on 5th Avenue and they would still follow me. 1.2929 0.05607 99 75 19 5
2633 Get me William Barr. They need to be reminded that we’re only a Democracy in name. 1.2929 0.06461 99 80 9 10
2634 So tell me, General Custer, how do we win this one. 1.2925 0.05356 106 80 21 5
2635 Mr. President, I think we are wearing the wrong kind of mask. 1.2917 0.05112 96 70 24 2
2636 They figured out they won’t be starring in a reality show called Real Housewives Without Shoes. 1.2917 0.05908 96 73 16 6
2637 ALL sheep matter,Carl 1.2917 0.05719 96 73 18 5
2638 Wardrobe malfunction? 1.2917 0.05908 96 74 16 6
2639 So, you are telling me that the land is yours... 1.2917 0.05908 96 74 16 6
2640 I guess that they don't buy us being "good shepherds" 1.2900 0.05559 100 76 19 5
2641 They don’t want to submit to a recount. 1.2900 0.05374 100 75 21 4
2642 It'll be easy, you said. They're just stupid sheep, you said. We'll wear a disguise, you said, and have mutton fr dinner, you said." 1.2900 0.05559 100 76 19 5
2643 Technically we’re a republic, not a democracy 1.2900 0.06079 100 79 13 8
2644 They want you to stop wearing their clothing. 1.2887 0.05668 97 74 18 5
2645 Not to worry. There's another 70 million who haven't noticed a thing. 1.2887 0.05668 97 74 18 5
2646 Time to put some teeth into this situation. 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
2647 Sir, they aren’t so keen on watching Fox News anymore. What’s our next strategy? 1.2887 0.05668 97 74 18 5
2648 OK. But I still say I won the election. 1.2887 0.05276 97 72 22 3
2649 Time for Plan B. 1.2887 0.05068 97 71 24 2
2650 I am ok saying that sheep lives matter, but don't let them defund the wolf. 1.2883 0.05337 111 85 20 6
2651 We warned you about strength in numbers. 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
2652 They're Trump supporters, obviously. 1.2872 0.05978 94 73 15 6
2653 'Yes' to more humane shearing, 'No' to profit sharing. 1.2872 0.06167 94 74 13 7
2654 Maybe we could consider putting ONE of them on the board of directors 1.2857 0.05618 98 75 18 5
2655 Well, that didn't work, try telling them we'll cover it next week in our press conference at the Four Seasons. 1.2857 0.05618 98 75 18 5
2656 You told them that the suit was wool didn’t you? 1.2857 0.05141 112 85 22 5
2657 Their contract stipulates sheep's clothing, not cotton or synthetics 1.2857 0.04818 112 83 26 3
2658 Uh-Oh, your tail is sticking out. 1.2857 0.05445 112 87 18 7
2659 Which one are you wearing? 1.2842 0.05532 95 72 19 4
2660 Look, just keep talking up the wool and cheese deals. Don’t mention you-know-what. 1.2842 0.04887 95 68 25 1
2661 They just figured out the tax code. 1.2842 0.05731 95 73 17 5
2662 Try acting sheepish. 1.2842 0.05111 95 70 23 2
2663 I think they’re onto us Mike 1.2842 0.04887 95 69 25 1
2664 I think they've got our number. 1.2842 0.06290 95 76 11 8
2665 I lost count. They have to jump over the fence all over again. 1.2842 0.05923 95 74 15 6
2666 This is a "Me too moment." 1.2842 0.05532 95 72 19 4
2667 We’re running out of options. It’s hard to argue over 4 million votes. 1.2842 0.05731 95 73 17 5
2668 This brings all new meaning to "I think we've been fleeced." 1.2842 0.05325 95 71 21 3
2669 Just ask for a recount. 1.2842 0.05532 95 72 19 4
2670 It doesn't look good. How do you want to handle it? 1.2842 0.05325 95 71 21 3
2671 I dunno. It’s not like we’re fracking. 1.2842 0.05532 95 72 19 4
2672 Don’t just stand there. Negotiate. 1.2842 0.05532 95 72 19 4
2673 Are you sure the manual said “shark’s clothing?” 1.2842 0.05923 95 74 15 6
2674 Clearly, we were better off in sheep's clothing. 1.2842 0.05731 95 73 17 5
2675 I guess they don't like our corporate look. 1.2842 0.05731 95 73 17 5
2676 All legal sheep must be counted 1.2842 0.05731 95 73 17 5
2677 I've never seen so many knitted brows in my life. 1.2842 0.05731 95 73 17 5
2678 You may disagree but summer crys out for a cotton blend. 1.2842 0.05731 95 73 17 5
2679 You look for the one in sheep’s clothing! 1.2842 0.05731 95 73 17 5
2680 You lost the election. I think it's time to concede. 1.2842 0.05923 95 74 15 6
2681 Deny everything! 1.2842 0.05325 95 71 21 3
2682 I couldn’t fall asleep for three days, so I kept counting. 1.2842 0.05532 95 72 19 4
2683 They say they're tired of being counted. 1.2842 0.05532 95 72 19 4
2684 Even Fox News won’t back you this time, Donald 1.2842 0.06109 95 75 13 7
2685 Keep telling them it was fraud. I got bills to pay. 1.2842 0.05532 95 72 18 4
2686 Very funny! But I herd that one before. 1.2842 0.05325 95 71 21 3
2687 They're waiting on your concession speech. 1.2842 0.05923 95 74 15 6
2688 The “Sheep in Wolf’s Clotning” line worked last time......... 1.2842 0.05532 95 72 19 4
2689 I know they're upset but we work on Wall Street now. 1.2842 0.05532 95 72 19 4
2690 So they found the sheep’s clothing?” “Yep. A-ha. 1.2842 0.05923 95 74 15 6
2691 Do you suppose they’re offended by your polyester jacket? 1.2842 0.05532 95 72 19 4
2692 They're angry about the results of the election. 1.2842 0.05532 95 72 19 4
2693 Yes, I herd what you herd. 1.2842 0.04652 95 67 27 0
2694 Maybe salad isn't such a bad idea after all. 1.2842 0.06109 95 75 13 7
2695 They claim they're wolves in sheep's clothing. 1.2842 0.06109 95 75 13 7
2696 I think they're tired of us asking for political donations. 1.2842 0.05430 95 74 16 5
2697 You know Don, I gotta give your credit. They told me that your followers were nothing but sheep! Honestly though, I did not expect this! 1.2842 0.05325 95 71 21 3
2698 My silent majority also happens to be invisible. But I assure you, they flocked to the polls. 1.2842 0.05111 95 70 23 2
2699 They’re tired of being corporate sheep. 1.2842 0.05731 95 73 17 5
2700 Do you really think we may still be able to pull the wool over their eyes? 1.2842 0.05532 95 72 19 4
2701 I don't understand it, they've turned on us. 1.2842 0.05325 95 69 20 3
2702 It seems we're the 1%, and they're mad! 1.2842 0.05325 95 71 21 3
2703 So who sheared the wool from their eyes? 1.2842 0.05000 95 72 20 3
2704 Where's Wolfdo? 1.2842 0.06109 95 75 13 7
2705 Is that suit polyester? 1.2842 0.05325 95 71 21 3
2706 Your resume said you had significant herding experience. Good luck! 1.2842 0.05731 95 73 17 5
2707 I only nap. So these don't count. 1.2842 0.05731 95 73 17 5
2708 Yes, of course they are on to us. But being sheep, they're too stupid to do anything about it. Not our fault they voted fo us. 1.2842 0.05532 95 72 19 4
2709 They want to defund us. 1.2842 0.05731 95 73 17 5
2710 Their demand is for equality and integration with the goats. 1.2842 0.05731 95 73 17 5
2711 White lives matter 1.2842 0.06290 95 76 11 8
2712 Look, you say you were just trying to kill them. They say you were hitting on them. 1.2842 0.05532 95 72 19 4
2713 Sheep matter! 1.2842 0.05325 95 71 21 3
2714 I ran out of MAGA hats. 1.2842 0.05731 95 73 17 5
2715 Still not done with inventory. I keep falling asleep. 1.2842 0.06109 95 75 13 7
2716 Somebody tweeted they were getting fleeced... 1.2842 0.05325 95 71 21 3
2717 I told you we shouldn’t let them unionize! 1.2842 0.05532 95 72 19 4
2718 They say the count is off and accuse us of fraud. 1.2842 0.05731 95 73 17 5
2719 It appears they're unhappy with our switch to human clothing. 1.2842 0.05731 95 73 17 5
2720 Whatever you say, just don't call them sheep. 1.2842 0.05731 95 73 17 5
2721 After all I did for them, you'd think they'd like me. 1.2842 0.06109 95 75 13 7
2722 We’ve got their attention but we lost the election.....we need to keep them angry for four years. 1.2842 0.05731 95 73 17 5
2723 Lying doesn't always work. 1.2842 0.05325 95 71 21 3
2724 I hate to admit it but they do have a point . 1.2842 0.05325 95 71 21 3
2725 They don't trust the election results from Wolf Blitzer or Fox News. 1.2842 0.05532 95 72 19 4
2726 Was it something I said? 1.2842 0.05325 95 71 21 3
2727 Now that we've trained them, how we trick them to like us so they'll taste better? 1.2842 0.06290 95 76 11 8
2728 Salmon, again? 1.2842 0.06109 95 75 13 7
2729 I thought you said they were your base! 1.2842 0.05111 95 70 23 2
2730 They just learned we’re changing to all synthetic fabrics. 1.2842 0.06109 95 75 13 7
2731 Nobody thinks you are a wolf , but they are all afraid you are running for office 1.2842 0.05923 95 74 15 6
2732 Tell me Mitch,how do you do it! 1.2842 0.05532 95 72 19 4
2733 I just told them that, due to the pandemic, they will have to continue their confinement for at least four more weeks. 1.2842 0.05923 95 74 15 6
2734 Seems your urging them to mask up and socially distance wasn’t received with enthusiasm. 1.2842 0.05111 95 70 23 2
2735 you need to take the sheepish grin off your face, these guys mean business! 1.2842 0.05923 95 74 15 6
2736 I could kill one on the first row and they will still line up and follow me home. 1.2842 0.05731 95 73 17 5
2737 It see I appears that they have unionized. 1.2842 0.05532 95 72 19 4
2738 They want it in writing that they get to keep the coats whether he wins or not. 1.2842 0.06109 95 75 13 7
2739 We can't attack, they have herd immunity! 1.2842 0.06109 95 75 13 7
2740 Maybe a wool suit is insensitive. 1.2842 0.05731 95 73 17 5
2741 They're mad you conceded the election to the shepherd. 1.2842 0.05532 95 72 19 4
2742 So, this snooty waiter goes,"Tonight's special is lamb chops" and all I said was, "Sounds good!" 1.2842 0.05532 95 72 19 4
2743 I guess I forgot to mention it was a costume party. 1.2842 0.05111 95 70 23 2
2744 They haven't gotten over the last downsizing. 1.2842 0.06109 95 75 13 7
2745 Relax. It’s not over. My voters mailed in their ballots. 1.2842 0.05532 95 72 19 4
2746 We need to convince them to hate one of us so much they think the other one is good. 1.2842 0.05923 95 74 15 6
2747 Okay, just tell them we'll need to do a recount. 1.2842 0.05731 95 73 17 5
2748 Relax, we’re still in power. They voted illegally. 1.2842 0.06109 95 75 13 7
2749 They say they don’t like minority rule. 1.2842 0.05731 95 73 17 5
2750 I don't know - they look mad and can 78,662,167 of them be wrong? 1.2842 0.05532 95 72 19 4
2751 You didn’t tell ‘em these suits were cotton? 1.2842 0.05325 95 71 21 3
2752 Perhaps we should reconsider leg of lamb for the Christmas Party this year. 1.2842 0.05325 95 71 21 3
2753 I move we adjourn this stockholders meeting. 1.2842 0.05731 95 72 17 5
2754 Let's pick out a nice juicy one and let the others go. 1.2842 0.05325 95 71 21 3
2755 Did you tell them my college roommate was a sheep? 1.2842 0.05731 95 73 17 5
2756 I guess we could reconsider our interpretation of the term ‘virgin wool.’ 1.2842 0.05325 95 71 21 3
2757 If we don't open field 9 there is going to be an unpleasant flash mob.. 1.2842 0.06109 95 75 13 7
2758 John, you told me these suits were polyester. 1.2842 0.05731 95 73 17 5
2759 I guess they’re out of work. Apparently Americans aren’t sleeping well right now. 1.2842 0.05923 95 74 15 6
2760 Sir, I think you sent that DM as a group text” 1.2842 0.05325 95 71 21 3
2761 ... but if we only count the LEGAL sheep, WE outnumber THEM. 1.2842 0.05532 95 72 19 4
2762 I said count them for sleep, not eat them. 1.2842 0.05325 95 71 21 3
2763 I promised them healthcare.. 1.2842 0.05731 95 73 17 5
2764 For heaven sake Dan, never ask them which one is the leader, it just confuses them. 1.2842 0.05923 95 74 15 6
2765 What if we suggest cloning them? 1.2842 0.05532 95 72 19 4
2766 Sir, they're all here for herd immunity. 1.2842 0.05532 95 72 19 4
2767 So much for being sheepish 1.2842 0.05731 95 73 17 5
2768 I guess we missed the memo about casual Friday. 1.2842 0.05532 95 72 19 4
2769 What do you think we can fall asleep to faster - the vote count or the sheep count? 1.2842 0.05731 95 73 16 5
2770 You know, I think they might be finally catching on. 1.2842 0.06109 95 75 13 7
2771 Wolf of Wall Sheep 1.2842 0.05325 95 71 21 3
2772 So you didn’t say to book the Four Seasons Pasture? 1.2842 0.05731 95 73 17 5
2773 This isn’t the Four Seasons 1.2842 0.06109 95 75 13 7
2774 They’re angry. They insist suits aren’t sheep’s clothing at all. 1.2842 0.05325 95 69 21 3
2775 I think they are starting to realize there is only one party . The wolves in suits party. 1.2842 0.05731 95 73 17 5
2776 Who is going to tell them the count is over? They can go to bed now 1.2842 0.05731 95 73 17 5
2777 What, all I said was that another shutdown would kill the economy 1.2842 0.06109 95 75 13 7
2778 It’s 2020. 1.2842 0.05532 95 72 19 4
2779 Let’s spin this, we were woke wolves, now we can be aware wolves. 1.2842 0.06109 95 75 13 7
2780 So is this one a ‘Stop the Count’ or ‘Count All the Votes’ batch?! 1.2842 0.05532 95 72 19 4
2781 ‘I think they’re starting to realize I don’t have their best interests in mind’ 1.2842 0.05923 95 74 15 6
2782 between you and me, i was really surprised they believed me when I told them the electoral college decided the vote.... 1.2842 0.05532 95 72 19 4
2783 Maybe we should tell them there is no Q? 1.2842 0.06109 95 75 13 7
2784 Let the AP call Arizona first next time, thanks. 1.2842 0.05325 95 71 21 3
2785 I thought the suits would hide what we really are" 1.2842 0.05731 95 73 17 5
2786 Well, Jack, it seems they wish to be compensated for being counted during all your sleepless nights. 1.2842 0.04887 95 69 25 1
2787 Cry wolf, already! 1.2842 0.05111 95 70 23 2
2788 Have you tried the ol’ standby: “Thoughts and prayers?!?” 1.2842 0.05731 95 73 17 5
2789 I’ve just told them, merino wool is the new black 1.2842 0.05532 95 72 19 4
2790 You're darned if you do and you're darned if you don't. 1.2842 0.05532 95 72 19 4
2791 We need a total recount of the sheep 1.2842 0.05731 95 73 17 5
2792 It was a terrible idea to give them the vote. 1.2842 0.05923 95 74 15 6
2793 Who the hell are we supposed to follow now 1.2842 0.06109 95 75 13 7
2794 By their nature, they’re incapable of understanding that we’re civil. 1.2842 0.05532 95 72 19 4
2795 ‘So when should we call the election?’ 1.2842 0.04887 95 74 17 4
2796 Dude! Only they can say ‘baa’! 1.2842 0.05532 95 72 19 4
2797 One day they will realize we are the real victims. 1.2842 0.06109 95 75 13 7
2798 I think your client is susceptible to herd mentality 1.2842 0.05325 95 71 21 3
2799 They say they want suits too 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
2800 I get the feeling they're on to us. 1.2826 0.05202 92 68 22 2
2801 I take it that ewe were not expecting this? 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
2802 Just give the suit back, George. 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
2803 Of course they recognize us. We're supposed to be wearing SHEEP"S clothing! 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
2804 They all want masks. 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
2805 You should’ve eaten them. 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
2806 Is it too late for them to vote? They all say they got led astroy en route to the polls, 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
2807 It takes a certain number of prey to support one predator. 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
2808 I guess the wool suit was a mistake? 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
2809 I told you sheep's clothing. Not wool suits. 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
2810 Nice call wearing the suits Bob, I knew they’d recognize Shaun 1.2826 0.06245 92 73 12 7
2811 Okay, maybe calling them "Sheeple" wasn't such a good idea 1.2826 0.05202 92 68 22 2
2812 'I think they're getting suspicious' 'No, only one of them is' 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
2813 Are you sure we're still in Georgia? 1.2826 0.04967 92 67 24 1
2814 I wouldn't worry....they're vegetarian. 1.2796 0.05590 93 71 18 4
2815 I think one of them is a wolf in sheep's clothing. 1.2796 0.05376 93 70 20 3
2816 An long line of angry, mask-less white sheep looking for direction? What could possibly go wrong? 1.2796 0.05993 93 73 14 6
2817 Don't worry. We've got a dozen legal challenges ongoing. 1.2796 0.05993 93 73 14 6
2818 My broker is E.F. Mutton- and he says.. 1.2796 0.05376 93 70 20 3
2819 Or, we could just bring home the bacon. 1.2796 0.05154 93 69 22 2
2820 I told you we should have worn fleece. 1.2796 0.05795 93 72 16 5
2821 They’ve asked to speak with a manager. 1.2796 0.05154 93 69 22 2
2822 Stand your ground; this talk of unionizing is just an idle threat 1.2796 0.05590 93 71 18 4
2823 They're not fans of wool suits, but they're really insulted by polyester. 1.2796 0.04922 93 68 24 1
2824 You count them. I'm getting sleepy. 1.2796 0.05376 93 70 20 3
2825 It’s the same Baa, Baa, Baa complaint. 1.2796 0.05993 93 73 14 6
2826 They may be a bunch of sheep but that doesn't mean they identify as such. 1.2796 0.05590 93 71 18 4
2827 You can’t pull wool over our eyes again after four years. 1.2796 0.05590 93 71 18 4
2828 Look hungry, That will scare them away, 1.2796 0.05154 93 69 22 2
2829 I told you polyester was better than wool, but no, you wouldn't listen. 1.2796 0.05376 93 70 20 3
2830 Something about their being fleeced by the last administration. . . 1.2796 0.05154 93 69 22 2
2831 They're refusing to jump for me while I take my nap. 1.2796 0.05590 93 71 18 4
2832 Well, we could commit to being vegetarian. 1.2796 0.05590 93 71 18 4
2833 And now, for $64,000, which one is the wolf? 1.2796 0.05795 93 72 16 5
2834 I think we should withdraw our class action lawsuit. 1.2796 0.05590 93 71 18 4
2835 This is nothing compared to what's happening on my Twitter account. 1.2796 0.05590 93 71 18 4
2836 I don’t think the power suits are working. 1.2796 0.05154 93 69 22 2
2837 Looks like they are not going to go along like sheep. 1.2796 0.05795 93 72 16 5
2838 Just don't look at them. 1.2796 0.05590 93 71 18 4
2839 They say you're a misovinist. 1.2796 0.05590 93 71 18 4
2840 They have the shear audacity to say that sheep lives matter. 1.2796 0.05795 93 72 16 5
2841 Let's deflect the blame to the boy who cried "Wolf". 1.2796 0.05376 93 70 20 3
2842 Apparently, they’re still pissed about our work on Wall Street. 1.2796 0.05590 93 71 18 4
2843 Maybe now is a good time to slip into that sheep’s clothing motif instead of this wolf-on-Wall-Street garb. 1.2796 0.06185 93 74 12 7
2844 They are asking for a change in management 1.2796 0.05993 93 73 14 6
2845 Don't worry. They all clicked "accept" on the Terms Of Service. 1.2796 0.05590 93 71 18 4
2846 They figured out that we're not here to do their taxes. 1.2796 0.05376 93 70 20 3
2847 I guess we really should not have fired John. 1.2796 0.05590 93 71 18 4
2848 Technically, these suits are made of wool. 1.2796 0.05154 93 69 22 2
2849 We Matter! ?? 1.2796 0.05376 93 70 20 3
2850 Something tells me we're not gonna be sleeping well tonight. 1.2796 0.05590 93 71 18 4
2851 Tell them we cant do 15 dollars an hour, but we will provide free haircuts. 1.2796 0.05376 93 70 20 3
2852 I told them I would give them a better defense plan if we got rid of the dogs. I will announce it soon. 1.2796 0.05795 93 72 16 5
2853 I don't know. What do ewe think? 1.2796 0.05993 93 73 14 6
2854 This is the complainant pasture. 1.2796 0.05993 93 73 14 6
2855 I prefer wolf’s clothing 1.2796 0.06185 93 74 12 7
2856 No, this can’t wait until after lunch. 1.2796 0.05376 93 70 20 3
2857 And they're gonna tear down Lassie’s statue. 1.2796 0.05993 93 73 14 6
2858 I told you we should have gone with the wool suit 1.2796 0.05795 93 72 16 5
2859 Maybe we should rethink the new Polyester Initiative. 1.2796 0.05590 93 71 18 4
2860 Don't look now, but I think they know something's up. 1.2796 0.05484 93 73 15 5
2861 They are angry because we won’t let them watch ewe tube 1.2796 0.05993 93 73 14 6
2862 I don't think follow the leader will work this time. 1.2796 0.05376 93 67 19 3
2863 Sure they're angry, but they're still sheep. 1.2796 0.05993 93 73 14 6
2864 Don't cry wolf! 1.2796 0.05154 93 69 22 2
2865 They want to see our collective bargaining agreement. 1.2796 0.05154 93 69 22 2
2866 I understand their concern. But tell them to look on the positive. There are now several new openings in upper management. 1.2796 0.05154 93 69 22 2
2867 Should we take off our masks and tell them he lost before they follow him off the cliff,again? 1.2796 0.05795 93 72 16 5
2868 Let’s save face by saying we’re intermittent fasting. 1.2796 0.05590 93 71 18 4
2869 We never should have allowed them to unionize. 1.2796 0.05590 93 71 18 4
2870 Your woolverines, I assume? 1.2796 0.05376 93 70 20 3
2871 I said cull the herd, not collect the herd, 1.2796 0.05590 93 71 18 4
2872 They are demanding higher wages if their wool is going to be used to make clothes for wolves. 1.2796 0.05590 93 71 18 4
2873 They're ready. I say we head for the precipice 1.2796 0.05376 93 70 20 3
2874 You invited ALL your friends to be extras in our movie??? 1.2796 0.05590 93 71 18 4
2875 Tell headquarters we’re going to need more wolves. 1.2796 0.05590 93 71 18 4
2876 One look at my Armani, now they’re insisting sheep should be in wolf’s clothing. 1.2796 0.05376 93 70 20 3
2877 Rick, you gotta stop licking your lips around them. 1.2796 0.05376 93 70 20 3
2878 It appears to be unanimous, they want you to desist from cross dressing in the pasture 1.2796 0.05590 93 71 18 4
2879 They're upset we're wearing polyester. 1.2796 0.05376 93 70 20 3
2880 They are pissed off that the family planning I gave them didn't work! 1.2796 0.05590 93 71 18 4
2881 Hey! The wolves are supposed to be in our clothes! 1.2796 0.05795 93 72 16 5
2882 YOU THINK WE CAN GET AWAY WITH THIS? 1.2796 0.05590 93 71 18 4
2883 Once upon a time, there were two wolves who ran for their lives." 1.2796 0.05795 93 72 16 5
2884 Evidently changing from "Sheeps" to "Brooks Brothers" clothing is causing shear havoc. 1.2796 0.05993 93 73 14 6
2885 I told them my suit is gabardine. Baaad idea. 1.2796 0.05993 93 73 14 6
2886 Looks like they just found out that we are Wolves 1.2796 0.05376 93 70 20 3
2887 Unfortunately, the judge tossed out our case to pull the wool over their eyes. 1.2796 0.05795 93 72 16 5
2888 *looks sheepishly, as the sheep wait on a new adverb. 1.2796 0.05590 93 71 18 4
2889 Well, it’s hard to do a recount when all the ballot counters keep falling asleep 1.2796 0.05795 93 72 16 5
2890 I knew we should have gone with the wool and not the wool blend 1.2796 0.05590 93 71 18 4
2891 We took the whole wolf in sheep’s clothing a bit too far. 1.2796 0.05154 93 69 22 2
2892 Listen. We need to rework your strategy. 1.2796 0.05376 93 70 20 3
2893 I gotta get outta here, I owe a lot of money to a-lotta people 1.2796 0.05693 93 74 13 6
2894 I’m embarrassed to admit, now that we got them all, not sure what to do with them. 1.2796 0.05376 93 70 20 3
2895 And this is what we call building herd immunity 1.2796 0.05376 93 70 20 3
2896 I thought we were meeting a pastor, not at a pasture! 1.2796 0.04922 93 68 24 1
2897 We should’ve worn our sheep’s clothing 1.2796 0.05590 93 71 18 4
2898 Let's count them, go to sleep and forget about this non-sense. 1.2796 0.05590 93 71 18 4
2899 There’s someone named Karen here who’d like to speak with you. 1.2796 0.05795 93 72 16 5
2900 Looks like sheep are smarter than we thought. 1.2796 0.05154 93 68 22 2
2901 I know you told me to count the sheep, but you didn’t mention there’d be so many. 1.2796 0.06185 93 74 12 7
2902 A growing number suspect that counting sheep is just a distraction to fall asleep. 1.2796 0.05993 93 73 14 6
2903 What are you being so sheepish? Don't you believe in herd immunity? 1.2796 0.05590 93 71 18 4
2904 Hey Morti! Are we a little overdressed for casual dining? . 1.2796 0.06185 93 74 12 7
2905 I just released the holiday schedule 1.2796 0.05590 93 71 18 4
2906 You keep telling me we’ve been out-voted, but where’s the proof? 1.2796 0.05795 93 72 16 5
2907 Every time I count their ballots, I fall asleep... 1.2796 0.05376 93 70 20 3
2908 They strongly recommend you try a white noise machine or melatonin. 1.2796 0.05795 93 72 16 5
2909 That’s democracy for ya 1.2796 0.05590 93 71 18 4
2910 They're tired of your insomnia: Please, stop the count. 1.2796 0.06371 93 75 10 8
2911 Don’t look. If Kornacki can do it we can do it. 1.2796 0.05993 93 73 14 6
2912 I know how you're feeling, I love ewe, too! 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2913 I don’t care what they say, these are not their clothes. 1.2778 0.06126 90 71 13 6
2914 I ran out of sheep's clothing. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2915 I should have went with the polyester. 1.2778 0.06126 90 71 13 6
2916 Apparently they realised we were just wearing their clothing. 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
2917 I'll just tweet that the predator thing is fake news 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2918 Why are they all naked? 1.2778 0.06126 90 71 13 6
2919 What have they got to lose? 1.2778 0.06326 90 72 11 7
2920 Ask them for money for a recount...and to pay down our campaign debt. 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
2921 You know, we really only need to convince the one with the most influence. 1.2778 0.06126 90 71 13 6
2922 We’re going to need a urine sample. 1.2778 0.06326 90 72 11 7
2923 They're mad we switched to a cotton blend. 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
2924 Yeah, but even with the suit on what you just said is really no longer acceptable in the modern workplace. 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
2925 We're going to take a hell of a bleating on this one. 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
2926 Looks like we may have worn the wrong clothing... 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
2927 One of them got a look inside our secret manual, "To Serve Sheep. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2928 Tell them that we'll ask for a recount. 1.2778 0.06126 90 71 13 6
2929 The silent majority just remembered they are a majority after all. 1.2778 0.06126 90 71 13 6
2930 Wool Street isn't taking this lightly. 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
2931 I'm not sure what went wrong here. The salesman swore they're 100% Lambswool suits. 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
2932 I'd say it's time to cut the girls into a little piece of the wool action. 1.2778 0.05247 90 66 21 2
2933 You certainly have the numbers, but they look soft to me... 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
2934 We should have gone with the border collie disguise! 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2935 Maybe we should have just kept the sheep's clothing. 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
2936 I told you they would be mad that we didn't dress up also. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2937 I said “Democracy was two wolves and ONE sheep voting what’s for dinner.” 1.2778 0.06126 90 71 13 6
2938 They want all of their votes counted, sir. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2939 It doesn’t matter how many we eat. We won’t make any progress towards our diversity and inclusion goals until there’s at least one black sheep. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2940 Try that 'I alone can fix the wolf problem' bit again. 1.2778 0.05247 90 67 21 2
2941 "How do I put this? My clients are seriously reconsidering your role as brand ambassador. 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
2942 Yeah, it's a rental. I thought you said cheap clothing. 1.2778 0.05247 90 67 21 2
2943 Don't look now but I think we've been out-voted. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2944 I don't know about you,but,I feel a bit over-dressed. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2945 He wants a recount. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2946 It's not that your Silence of the Lambs jokes aren't funny. You just need to consider your audience more. 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
2947 This is what happens when you let them unionize. 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
2948 We obviously can't pull the wool over their eyes. 1.2778 0.06126 90 71 13 6
2949 I thought "baa" meant "yes.' 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
2950 How many will you need to fall asleep? 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
2951 The Klan is not happy with this new outfit! 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2952 Brilliant! An entire brigade of wolves in sheep's clothing. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2953 You don't expect them to be convinced when you are wearing a wool suit, do you? 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
2954 Mine is mohair, yours on the other hand... 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
2955 You'll look good in your light-weight, summer wool suit," you said.. 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
2956 Suffragette white.” 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
2957 It seems our privilege is being questioned. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2958 But you said it was going to be a cold winter! 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2959 Not sure about that superpredator theory anymore. 1.2778 0.05365 90 70 16 4
2960 I think we’re overdressed. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2961 They didn't get my Wolf Blitzer joke. Now what? 1.2778 0.06709 90 74 7 9
2962 Sir, your diversity speech was not well received. 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
2963 Give it up, polls suggest they can vote faster than we can eat them. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2964 I've been much more effective since I gave up the sheep's clothing. 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
2965 My, how the tables turn. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2966 I have a wardrobe suggestion 1.2778 0.06126 90 71 13 6
2967 Whaddayer think, fight or flight? 1.2778 0.05247 90 67 21 2
2968 I think they’re planning a hostile takeover. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2969 I don’t think they’re falling for the black sheep line 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2970 If we'd worn sheep's clothing, they would have said it was pandering 1.2778 0.06126 90 71 13 6
2971 I think we should get out of these suits. 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
2972 I told you in sheep's clothing was the most effective approach!! 1.2778 0.06326 90 72 11 7
2973 Sneaking up as a wolf in linen clothing isn't working. 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
2974 Don't they know you don't wear white after Labor Day? 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
2975 They want compensation for their nighttime work. 1.2778 0.05004 90 66 23 1
2976 It must be "heard mentality" There's no more wool to pull over their eyes. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2977 Maybe I should have worn the sharkskin suit. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2978 A black sheep. Tell them he must be in there somewhere 1.2778 0.06126 90 71 13 6
2979 They're tired of getting sheared. They just want their second stimulus check. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2980 Remember, the last time we tried to negotiate was shear chaos. — Jessica Meth, Larchmont, NY 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2981 I honestly had never even seen Mary wear a riding hood. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2982 I am the wolf of wall sheep. 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
2983 I still don't understand why the plural of sheep is not sheeps. 1.2778 0.06126 90 71 13 6
2984 Well we can’t pull the wool over their eyes! 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
2985 Don’t look yet Pete, but the polyester must have given us away. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2986 "Our ratings won't drop. They are angry dyed-in-the-wool Trump supporters. They will certainly continue to watch and believe us on Fox News." 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2987 They are asking for masks. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2988 You have to accept their decision. Run like hell. 1.2778 0.06126 90 71 13 6
2989 There’s no pleasing sheep. You give up better wool suits, then they ask you to give up lamb chops. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2990 Now what? I found all the lost sheep. 1.2778 0.06126 90 70 13 6
2991 Tell them the Founders deliberately allocated Senate seats by species. 1.2778 0.06126 90 71 13 6
2992 I told you that we should have kept our sheep's clothing. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2993 Don’t tell me it was you who cried, “Wolf!” 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
2994 Do you think you have the chops for this job? 1.2778 0.06326 90 72 11 7
2995 What sheep? 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2996 They're Republican senators who've been trained by Trump. 1.2778 0.06520 90 73 9 8
2997 You should see a shrink! Counting that many angry sheep BEFORE you fall asleep can't be good! 1.2778 0.06326 90 72 11 7
2998 Hank we got a problem: seems we're not dressed in "sheep's clothing." 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2999 We'll see about this herd's immunity. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
3000 the sheep's clothing crack didn't go over so well 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
3001 These baaaaaallots are rigged! 1.2778 0.06126 90 71 13 6
3002 tell them you ate the black one. 1.2778 0.06126 90 71 13 6
3003 Ok you’re right, the sheep’s clothing was much more effective. 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
3004 Try to look sheepish, they're on to us. 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
3005 I keep telling them we won, but they STILL won't leave. 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
3006 They liked better when we were in sheep's clothing 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
3007 I don't think the suits are fooling anyone. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
3008 Wow!! $15 an hour for wearing sheep's clothing?! They really ARE a pack of wolves!! 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
3009 Honestly, they should be wearing masks too. 1.2778 0.06520 90 73 9 8
3010 I told you not to tell the "sheep in wolf's clothing joke". 1.2778 0.06326 90 72 11 7
3011 Nobody told them it will be a zoom meeting? 1.2778 0.06126 90 71 13 6
3012 Next raid, we go back to sheep's clothing. 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
3013 They found out mine's a synthetic blend.. 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
3014 All we need to do is turn the first one around and they'll all go away. 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
3015 I'm not sure a recount is going to buy us anything but time. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
3016 Let’s review core competencies first. Then we’ll circle back about the paradigm shift needed to downsize this herd. 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
3017 But you assured our caucus we were going to win! 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
3018 I've always worn a wool suit, and I'm not switching to polyester. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
3019 Well.......we’re electoral, they’re popular. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
3020 Do you want to tell them about the additional processing fee, or should I? 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
3021 They do have a point, you know....if you want to play the part, you need to dress the part. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
3022 I feared this would happen when they unionized 1.2778 0.06126 90 71 13 6
3023 I doubt they'd be interested in buying from you after you ate Frank. 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
3024 Mr. President, I think the sheep have had enough of your nonsense. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
3025 It's all about ewe. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
3026 You can fool some of the sheep all of the time and You can fool some of the sheep some of the time but You can't fool all of the sheep all of the time These are all of the sheep 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
3027 They’re steamed because I prefer polyester to wool. 1.2778 0.05247 90 67 21 2
3028 Hey Wolfies! The Woolies are taking back their country, move over! 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
3029 It's all over town I've herd they just flock to you. 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
3030 Tonight, another recount without the fence. 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
3031 They are angry because Little BoPeep is showing no leadership again! 1.2778 0.06126 90 71 13 6
3032 It's the electorate. Their strength is in numbers. 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
3033 So here is how it works...The first rule of Fight Club is....you do NOT talk about Fight Club! 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
3034 OK! OK! Tell them we’ll agree to take two and a half bags but there’s no chance for parity with the black sheep. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
3035 Okay, Mr President, which state do you want me to sue for a recount next? 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
3036 OK, I think we need to discuss plan B. The element of surprise does not appear to be working. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
3037 If we could just get the first guy over the cliff.... 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
3038 They'll stand by proudly once they get fleeced. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
3039 I forgot my coat. 1.2778 0.06126 90 71 13 6
3040 The wool suit,you say. You 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
3041 Looks like unions are making a strong comeback! 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
3042 Looking back, I guess wearing sheep’s clothing could be considered cultural appropriation. 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
3043 Do you think we'll be late to the conference if we grab a quick snack here 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
3044 All I said was "Sorry, sheep's clothing makes you look fat." 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
3045 Now I see why your wife left you. 1.2778 0.06326 90 72 11 7
3046 That's not the kind of rounding up that I wanted you to accomplish. 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
3047 They've developed herd mentality, sir. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
3048 You try telling them to eat pastry if there is no bread . 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
3049 They're all pissed because I'm wearing a polyester suit. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
3050 Upgrading from “sheep’s clothing” to Italian wool suits may have been a bad move, Bill. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
3051 So, you think we overdressed for this gig? 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
3052 Want my advice? If you're trying to fool them, never refer to them as "a bunch of sheep." 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 16 4
3053 Where did you hide the sheep’s clothes? 1.2778 0.05918 90 69 15 5
3054 What did they expect – sheep's clothing? 1.2778 0.06126 90 71 13 6
3055 Don't look now but our food supply does not look happy. 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
3056 Don’t look now, but I’m not sure that wool suits count as sheep’s clothing. 1.2778 0.05703 90 68 17 4
3057 I think it is fair to say that this looks baaaad. 1.2778 0.06326 90 72 11 7
3058 They want to be treated as employees, not contractors. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
3059 I told you showing off our new suits at work would just highlight the wage gap between us. 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
3060 Is this enough wool to pull over their eyes? 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
3061 They've been like this ever since I switched out of the sheep's clothing. 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
3062 You can't even lead sheep?? You're fired, Don. 1.2778 0.06520 90 73 9 8
3063 You're right, Ralph. I should have called her back. But, is it really me, or, do they all look alike? 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
3064 I think it's your accent. Try drawing out the 'aaa' until it sounds really ridiculous. 1.2778 0.05703 90 68 17 4
3065 Those politicians are a different breed. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
3066 Technically we are wolves in sheep's clothing 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
3067 They only wish that they could be in wolf's clothing for once. 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
3068 Tell them we are merely sheep in wolves clothing 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
3069 Maybe we’ll blend in if we take off our ties. 1.2778 0.06126 90 71 13 6
3070 I'm afraid that "culling the flock" didn't poll well in the 20 and under demographic. 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
3071 That’s ‘herd mentality’ for ya, Bob... 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
3072 Not sure if it’s our presence or these wool suits but they are definitely pissed. 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
3073 The Baas have it. Let’s scram, we can’t bleat them back! 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
3074 What do I keep telling you? Never sweat and NEVER let them see your tail" 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
3075 I told you polyester wouldn't work. 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
3076 Mike, tell 'em to stand back and stand by... 1.2778 0.06326 90 72 11 7
3077 Polyester? Well, of course they're annoyed. 1.2778 0.06126 90 71 13 6
3078 The Wolves in Sheep Clothing Aprenticeship Class 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
3079 The press dug up an old photo of you in sheep’s clothing at a Halloween party in college. 1.2778 0.06126 90 71 13 6
3080 You told them what our suit are made of?? 1.2778 0.05365 90 70 16 4
3081 Tell them we're wearing wool suits- huge power move. 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
3082 Looks like they finally figured out there’s just one of you. 1.2778 0.06126 90 71 13 6
3083 We must keep the base focused, Sir. How about those black sheep? It worked before. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
3084 You‘ve got to tell them that you‘ve lost the election! 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
3085 Back to disguise school for you, Harold! Did you not know that your tail was showing?" 1.2778 0.06126 90 70 13 6
3086 I may have said something about culling the herd. 1.2778 0.05247 90 67 21 2
3087 They're not buying the 'protection' thing." 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
3088 I thought they would appreciate us dressing up for dinner. 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
3089 Next time we wear polyester. 1.2778 0.06520 90 73 9 8
3090 So a wool suit is definitely not what I meant by sheep’s clothing. Honestly, I don’t even know why they’re mad. 1.2778 0.06126 90 71 13 6
3091 All I did was ask where I could get some sheep's clothing. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
3092 Apparently the wool suits are a form of cultural appropriation. 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
3093 I guess we’re the black sheep, huh? 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
3094 No, Sir, this isn’t a nightmare. They won’t simply let you count them again... 1.2778 0.05247 90 67 21 2
3095 Electing Trump was apparently bad for our optics. 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
3096 Damn, no one told us the vaccine came with an IQ booster ! 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
3097 You’re on your own with this one bud. I told you wearing sheep’s clothing was a form of cultural appropriation. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
3098 Have you herd? We lost by lambslide 1.2778 0.06126 90 71 13 6
3099 If it were up to the sheep we’d be extinct long ago 1.2778 0.06126 90 71 13 6
3100 It’s worse than we thought- the rep got to them and now they’re starting a union. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
3101 Ladies, it’s time we speak up against these ‘arh whoooos’ 1.2778 0.06126 90 71 13 6
3102 I say we do a recount. 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
3103 Yes Mike, but If I don’t face them, it’s like they’re not even there! 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
3104 Tell 'em it was China..? 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
3105 Apparently they heard the vaccine contains antibiotics. 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
3106 Strength in num-baaaaaaaaas 1.2778 0.06126 90 71 13 6
3107 I called them goats. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
3108 They’re threatening to unionize 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
3109 They said they’re not going to help anyone else fall asleep until you concede. 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
3110 Listen, I just think counting them will put us to sleep. 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
3111 Who needs sheep's clothing when there's mass hysteria. 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
3112 I think they might be on to us. 1.2778 0.06126 90 71 13 6
3113 Look at them, acting like a bunch of humans. 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
3114 Do you think that they know we know that they know? 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
3115 Bad news, sir. All the baa-llots were counted, and we lost. The Merino suits didn’t help. 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
3116 They don’t seem to like their retirement plan 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
3117 Relax, if we keep counting eventually they’ll all fall asleep and then we can REALLY pull the wool over their eyes. 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
3118 Can we get on with this? We just need to know who to follow. 1.2778 0.06126 90 71 13 6
3119 Now that we're here I'm thinking 'wolf in wolf's clothing' was not a wise alternative 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
3120 It’s something about a press conference at Woolworth’s? 1.2778 0.06126 90 71 13 6
3121 Ya, I got a rash too 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
3122 They aren't buying the fake news thing anymore. 1.2778 0.06126 90 71 13 6
3123 Slight malfunction with the cloning experiment and now we can’t tell which is the original Dolly. 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
3124 Too close to call. We need a recount. Those sheep stole the election. 1.2778 0.06326 90 72 11 7
3125 They have a question about the new vegan-polyester blend... 1.2778 0.06126 90 71 13 6
3126 Ewe are not going to believe this 1.2778 0.05247 90 67 21 2
3127 Have we tried pulling the wool over their eyes? 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
3128 I’ll just tell them there were a lot of illegal votes. 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
3129 The mint jelly did not go over well. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
3130 What do you mean you're vegan? 1.2778 0.06126 90 71 13 6
3131 Dammit, Jim! I told you not to eat little Mary! 1.2778 0.06126 90 71 13 6
3132 See? They all love me!! I told you I won! 1.2778 0.06126 90 71 13 6
3133 I’m sorry sir, I think they’re onto us 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
3134 I just took their hoods off, Mr. President. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
3135 But wait, why am I not the black one? 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
3136 I think they want you to stop counting. 1.2778 0.06126 90 71 13 6
3137 They want to know why we are demanding a recount of the baaa-lots. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
3138 Guess they heard about the Wolf Reintroduction Plan...” 1.2778 0.06126 90 71 13 6
3139 I said sheep’s clothing, not clothes made of sheep. 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
3140 Sorry, Mr. President. Fox News just called Arizona. 1.2778 0.06126 90 71 13 6
3141 I thought you said Georgia was a red state. 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
3142 Don't look, don't look—are they still maaaad? 1.2778 0.06126 90 71 13 6
3143 Majority rules. 1.2778 0.06326 90 72 11 7
3144 I told you using the term “wolf in sheep’s clothing” wouldn’t go over well at the HR meeting 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
3145 But I don’t want to give them back their suits. 1.2778 0.06126 90 71 13 6
3146 They don't like your Shaun jokes. 1.2768 0.04610 112 83 27 2
3147 Take your pick, good luck, and bon appétit! 1.2747 0.05649 91 70 17 4
3148 I find these outfits are much more becoming than sheep's clothing. 1.2737 0.05687 95 74 16 5
3149 They're demanding the right to 'ewe-nionize', whatever that means. 1.2737 0.05487 95 73 18 4
3150 I guess the popular vote does matter. 1.2737 0.05487 95 73 18 4
3151 I don’t care if these are Brooks Brothers. Our only chance is to ditch ‘em for Big 5 sweats and hoodies. 1.2737 0.06068 95 76 12 7
3152 You create a distraction to the right - I'll take out the cute young thing on the left. 1.2737 0.05881 95 75 14 6
3153 They say you've got their vote as long as their stocks keep performing. 1.2737 0.05279 95 72 20 3
3154 Do you remember how I said that it's important not to eat a client in front of another client? I thought you could tell, but that was the serious part, and the other thing was the joke. You didn't do the other thing, the joke thing, did you? Christ. 1.2737 0.05687 95 74 16 5
3155 There was a typo in the memo. It should have said sheep's clothing, not sheep's cloning. 1.2737 0.05881 95 75 14 6
3156 Don't look now, we may have to postpone lunch. 1.2737 0.05687 95 74 16 5
3157 Here’s our counteroffer: We won’t hunt them on Sundays, but we still get to rip their throats open. 1.2737 0.05881 95 75 14 6
3158 The electoral college 1.2737 0.05279 95 72 20 3
3159 Fired! For one lousy shank? 1.2737 0.05881 95 75 14 6
3160 Relax. You are actually very popular with this group. 1.2737 0.05279 95 72 20 3
3161 Trust me, they are still Sheep. 1.2737 0.05279 95 72 20 3
3162 Well they have a point,a wolf in sheeps clothing is technically not under the transgender law 1.2737 0.05687 95 74 16 5
3163 They figured out that they get 30% less grass than the rams 1.2737 0.05487 95 73 18 4
3164 When do we tell them Arizona flipped? 1.2737 0.06068 95 76 12 7
3165 They want the right to vote. 1.2737 0.02971 95 76 17 2
3166 Hey they elected me president in 2016 didn't they. 1.2737 0.05487 95 73 18 3
3167 they demand to speak to the farmer 1.2737 0.05279 95 72 20 3
3168 I thought we were supposed to wear *chic* clothing. 1.2737 0.05881 95 75 14 6
3169 I said sheep's clothing, not corporate chief's clothing.. 1.2737 0.05279 95 72 20 3
3170 I said “sheep’s clothing” . . . . 1.2737 0.06068 95 76 12 7
3171 Unfortunate news, sir, they’ve unionized. 1.2737 0.04836 95 70 24 1
3172 Don't turn around but they're giving ewe the stink eye. 1.2737 0.05687 95 74 16 5
3173 They say we don't need a recount. 1.2737 0.05487 95 73 18 4
3174 I don't care if they're angry. They're sheep. 1.2737 0.05279 95 72 20 3
3175 I thought YOU were going to eat the absent sheep ballots! 1.2737 0.05487 95 72 18 4
3176 You're the bad wolf and I'm the good wolf, right? 1.2737 0.05881 95 75 14 6
3177 You said clothing, you didn’t specify sheep’s clothing... 1.2737 0.05881 95 75 14 6
3178 Yeah, yeah, sure, but what if we only listened to the ‘legal’ sheep? 1.2737 0.05487 95 73 18 4
3179 I told you to wear a longer suit. 1.2737 0.05279 95 72 20 3
3180 I’m not sure a recount is going to do anything, Carl. 1.2737 0.05279 95 72 20 3
3181 They'll believe anything we tell them as long as we tell them it is saving them from the radical left. 1.2737 0.06068 95 76 12 7
3182 I guess you have to concede when you can't eat them all at once... 1.2737 0.05881 95 75 14 6
3183 Did you really think we are ' herd mentality ' ? 1.2737 0.05172 95 73 17 4
3184 No, they don’t demand the truth, just better lies... 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
3185 So much for the tolerant left. 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
3186 I told you our wool Dolce & Gabbana suits weren't going to fool them. 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
3187 We TRIED counting their votes, Mr. Trump, but we kept falling asleep. 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
3188 I'm not going to lose sleep over them. 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
3189 No, Dr. Atlas, herd immunity doesn't apply here, either. 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
3190 They found out we're wearing polyester. 1.2727 0.04775 88 69 16 3
3191 The politics of division let's us eat the losers. 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
3192 There's been some baaad memes circulating on FleeceBook. 1.2727 0.06203 88 70 12 6
3193 I think we should have gone with sheep's clothing. 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
3194 There goes the grass ceiling. 1.2727 0.06410 88 71 10 7
3195 You do look exquisite, Stan, but I think we should have stuck to the sheep suits. 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
3196 Do we just tell them to get flock out? 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
3197 I'd rather look good than blend in. 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
3198 I can see that they are mad... but why aren't they wearing pants?!?! 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
3199 Don’t worry about the vote, we’ll say we found some illegal baa-llots 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
3200 Very slowly, check my tag and see if it’s wool. 1.2727 0.05294 88 66 20 2
3201 It's what they do! 1.2727 0.04775 88 69 16 3
3202 I think they are on to us. They saw through these suits. 1.2727 0.05416 88 69 15 4
3203 Why such anger? We only eat about five per week. 1.2727 0.05294 88 66 20 2
3204 They're very upset with you - that's why they voted to replace you with me. 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
3205 Yeah we're badly outnumbered. But we've got Rupert Murdoch's foxes on the payroll. 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
3206 Are we the only ones on polyester? 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
3207 I got hungry , sir. It was just one little one. I didn't think they'd notice. 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
3208 It would be shear madness to stop the count now. 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
3209 Well, at least we should get a good night's sleep once you've calmed them down, Jerry 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
3210 You met her on Baa. Com? Find out if she’s got a friend? 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
3211 They're still angry about the tax break for the wealthiest one percent - they say they're tired of being fleeced. 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
3212 They say the cut is boxy and they want it back. Now. 1.2727 0.06203 88 70 12 6
3213 Our tailor just doesn't get what we mean by "wool suit". 1.2727 0.06203 88 70 12 6
3214 About that sheep clothing. Mmm...the problem is they’ve unionized 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
3215 I think the suits make us stand out. 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
3216 I just don’t think we’ll be able to pull the wool over their eyes. 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
3217 Maybe a recount isn't going to work 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
3218 Remind me whose bright idea it was to pull the wool over their eyes. 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
3219 Yah...but they're still following you, right? 1.2727 0.05294 88 66 20 2
3220 It seems they won't let us borrow their clothing. 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
3221 They know our suits are 100% wool. 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
3222 BE BEAST 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 17 3
3223 Maybe it would be a good idea to change into our sheep's clothing now. 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
3224 This looks like our last chance to pull the wool over their eyes. 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
3225 Politically, Sir, I think the suit was a bad choice. 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
3226 It's after Labor day, you said....we'll blend right in, you said... 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
3227 They shouldn't have sent us to close the deal. 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
3228 Looks like "herd mentality" finally arrived. 1.2727 0.06203 88 70 12 6
3229 Lately I have had difficulty distinguishing between my dreams and reality. 1.2727 0.05294 88 66 20 2
3230 I know you're trying to stay awake but we still have to count all of them. 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
3231 You promised them a change. Now you gotta deliver. 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
3232 Who told them we were losing our protection? 1.2727 0.06610 88 72 8 8
3233 In retrospect, overturning "Meatless Mondays" may not have been the way to go. 1.2727 0.05988 88 68 14 5
3234 Are we gonna fleece them all? 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
3235 They're demanding to know what we did with all their clothes. 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
3236 the wolf of wool street 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
3237 On second thought, maybe we should have tried sheep's clothing? 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
3238 Okay, okay, here’s what I think the problem is - I had trouble sleeping last night but I also went to bed hungry. 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
3239 I think they know it's not cotton. 1.2727 0.05041 88 65 22 1
3240 I told them we're fine in cashmere but they're not buying it. 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
3241 I think we should have worn sheep's clothing. 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
3242 They think we're too bossy. 1.2727 0.06203 88 70 12 6
3243 We got a problem. They're seriously questioning your leader-sheep abilities. 1.2727 0.05294 88 66 20 2
3244 I thought you said chic clothing. 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
3245 Wow, cloning was a great idea! 1.2727 0.06203 88 70 12 6
3246 They say it’s cultural appropriation. 1.2727 0.06203 88 70 12 6
3247 They've threatened to go union ... 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
3248 Again you couldn’t sleep last night? 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
3249 I'm telling you, this is the wrong outfit. 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
3250 Outnumbered? My kid brother is hiding second from the left, third row. 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
3251 Sacrificial Lambscape 1.2727 0.06203 88 70 12 6
3252 I think we need to reconsider our mint jelly futures. 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
3253 Nobody ever likes the Suits. 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
3254 They're demanding accountability for the Little Red Riding Hood incident. 1.2727 0.05294 88 66 20 2
3255 The shear irony of it! 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
3256 They're not buying it, they don't trust suits... 1.2727 0.06203 88 70 12 6
3257 Where they’re going, they won’t need health care anyway. 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
3258 When did they stop wearing suits? 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
3259 Remind me. Why'd we go for polyester? 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
3260 Last week's effort to wear sheep's clothing has apparently backfired. 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
3261 I knew there was going to be trouble once they unionized. 1.2727 0.05294 88 71 12 5
3262 all I said was that Trump won the popular vote 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
3263 Apparently they’ve signed on with the Teamsters— we’re toast. 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
3264 I don't care what they say. The suit doesn't make us any less of a sheep dog. 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
3265 Looks like we'd better change back into sheep's clothing--and fast. 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
3266 They discovered that we're sheep in wolf's clothing. 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
3267 OK for this scene, they can keep the wool sox, but they have to wear the spanx 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
3268 Fred, they unionized! 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
3269 Start counting. 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
3270 Tell them we're having White Friday this year. 1.2727 0.06203 88 70 12 6
3271 Okay so we clearly wore the wrong outfit. 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
3272 Dude, relax. I threw a bunch of paper towels at them last week, we'll be fine. 1.2727 0.06203 88 70 12 6
3273 It's not what I said but what I'm wearing that's pissing them off. 1.2727 0.05294 88 71 12 5
3274 Let’s let them vote on which one of us will be the shepherd. 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
3275 Are they here for the new iPhone? 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
3276 They want me to concede. 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
3277 When he said “Stop the count”, he made some enemies. What can I say? 1.2727 0.05294 88 66 20 2
3278 Abort, the suits didn’t work—they know who we are. 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
3279 Remind them 'we're not a democracy, we're a republic' , okay?" 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
3280 You failed to pull the wool over their eyes this time. 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
3281 Sir, the legal votes have been counted. 1.2727 0.05988 88 68 14 5
3282 Bad news, sir: They’ve ewe-nionized. 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
3283 They’ve reached herd mentality. 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
3284 Well, the Sheep’s Clothing look didn’t work, either. 1.2727 0.05294 88 66 20 2
3285 I’m feeling real sheepish right now 1.2727 0.05294 88 66 20 2
3286 Told you if you wear the right threads they'll follow you. 1.2727 0.06203 88 70 11 6
3287 Sir, I think the senate majority is on to us. 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
3288 Soooo, is this on your resume...? 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
3289 Mr. President, your constituents are waiting for you to lead. 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
3290 How was I supposed to know it was Casual Friday? 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
3291 This is no time to be sheepish. 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
3292 I'm afraid you lost their vote. 1.2727 0.06203 88 70 12 6
3293 Yeah, I know the left is up by tens of thousands, but counting them again just seems ultra-right. 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
3294 casual attire, business suit, sheep’s clothing ... they’ve seen it all 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
3295 I told you they would want these back 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
3296 You tell them the Italians are only buying silk this year. 1.2727 0.05535 88 65 18 3
3297 Their baaaad leader had another rally last night. But they’re still sheep. 1.2727 0.05294 88 66 20 2
3298 It's no longer possible to pull the wool over their eyes. 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
3299 Uh boss, they’re demanding we recount all of them. What do we do? 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
3300 Maybe wool suits aren't what the handbook meant by "sheep's clothing". 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
3301 I don't know…something about being stronger united. 1.2727 0.05766 88 67 15 4
3302 We're being mobbed by suburban housewives! 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
3303 They're asking, "What's with the Polyester suits?". 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
3304 This suit just doesn't command the same respect it used to. 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
3305 Maybe we shouldn't have insisted they wear ties? 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
3306 Just ignore them, sir. You definitely represent their best interests and they just don’t know what they really need. 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
3307 Nice, but what exactly did you promise them? 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
3308 Any idea who leaked the deep-freeze plan? 1.2727 0.06203 88 70 12 6
3309 They don't seem convinced by this clothing either. 1.2727 0.05766 88 73 8 7
3310 It's quite astonishing, but they're demanding four more years. 1.2727 0.06203 88 70 12 6
3311 Apparently, our wool suits don’t qualify as sheep’s clothes. 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
3312 My wives found out about us, Frank. 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
3313 They all went for Biden as a voting-flock. 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
3314 I think it might be a ewe problem.” 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
3315 They were expecting wolves in sheep’s clothing. 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
3316 I told them we were coming from Wall Street... I think they're expecting DiCaprio. 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
3317 25 more minutes of grazing. We give them that, I think we avoid a labor strike. 1.2727 0.05294 88 66 20 2
3318 'They want to know what the hell happened to their Shepherd." 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
3319 Apparently it's not true that they will accept wolves in cheap clothing into their flock. 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
3320 I told you, sheep skin, not shark skin. 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
3321 Okay, maybe 'sheeps clothing' would have been better than Brooks Brothers. 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
3322 So you're telling me that every last one of 'em is just a wolf in sheep's clothing. 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
3323 Union organizer... 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
3324 Listen, we've made enough money can we just eat them now? 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
3325 I agree that 'Fake News' is wearing a little thin, but it's our job to sell it. 1.2727 0.06203 88 70 12 6
3326 Well, have we tried the "Wolf in leafy greens' clothing" yet? 1.2727 0.06410 88 71 10 7
3327 Dressing in sheep’s clothing caught up with us. 1.2727 0.06203 88 70 12 6
3328 Yes! Sheep can be extremely intimidating, especially when they stand on their hind two feet, put their front paws on their hips and just glare at you! 1.2727 0.05294 88 66 20 2
3329 Tell them it's not a hostile takeover-- it's a "reintroduction". 1.2727 0.05294 88 66 20 2
3330 No cause for alarm- we just have to convince them it's acrylic! 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
3331 Not to worry. We've got the Electoral College. 1.2727 0.06410 88 71 10 7
3332 I think they won sir 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
3333 Well, you won't get your dinner tonight, but if you try counting them, you'll get a good night's sleep... 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
3334 Cough up the fifty bucks, Sam. I told you there weren't any wolves in sheep's clothing here. 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
3335 You said "mentality" instead of "immunity", didn't you? 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
3336 I fear our "Southern strategy" may have run its course 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
3337 Good thing the cats aren’t as organized. 1.2727 0.05294 88 66 20 2
3338 They look the same to me... 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
3339 They don’t care that you’re not ready to sleep — they demand a recount. 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
3340 We better try and make ourselves look bigger than we are. 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
3341 I thought we were not suppose to wear white after Labor Day 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
3342 Now may be a good time to try the assimilation thing. 1.2727 0.05766 88 66 16 4
3343 Don't worry. Fox News still has their loyalty. 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
3344 Yeah, they didn't appreciate my sheep outfit either. 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
3345 You cloned 'em, you eat 'em. 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
3346 Maybe the wool suits weren't the best choice. 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
3347 I knew this damn cloning thing would be nothing but trouble. 1.2727 0.06410 88 70 10 7
3348 Might have been a mistake, ditching the sheep’s clothing for Armani. 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
3349 I didn’t think summer-weight wool counted as cultural appropriation. 1.2727 0.06203 88 70 12 6
3350 Call Legal - they’re threatening to form a “Ewenion.” 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
3351 It seems herd mentality isn't working in our favor. 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
3352 We're going to have to acknowledge them sooner or later... 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
3353 When should we announce we’re going to eat them? 1.2727 0.05294 88 66 20 2
3354 I think we’re about to be canceled. 1.2727 0.05294 88 71 12 5
3355 Any ideas? 1.2727 0.05041 88 65 22 1
3356 Ewe have trouble. 1.2727 0.06410 88 71 10 7
3357 You’re fired. 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
3358 Here we go again. 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
3359 Sir, you can’t just go threatening to eat the ewelectoral college like that. 1.2727 0.06203 88 70 12 6
3360 I just told them it’s at Four Seasons Landscaping 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
3361 We should have stuck to eating them. “Leading” them is much more contentious. 1.2727 0.05294 88 66 20 2
3362 The Sheep have spoken, Mr. President. Time to find another flock. 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
3363 Can we just agree that all legal sheep should be counted and all illegal sheep should not be counted? 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
3364 I’m never trusting Nate Silver again. 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
3365 Face it. They will never believe you’ve gone Vegan. 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 13 5
3366 Sorry Sir, I thought Mr. Fox had them under control. 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
3367 Sir, they know that you miscounted them 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
3368 Shall we review the provisionals? 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
3369 Do you think they would let us eat a couple of the weak ones? 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
3370 Sir, we are trying to count all of their ballots but the poll workers keep falling asleep. 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
3371 Trust me, they’ll go along. 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
3372 Do they know that the new iPhone isn't out until next week?? 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
3373 We were making progress, what happened!? Maybe it’s this wool blend suit... 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
3374 According to the Electoral College, we are within our rights. 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
3375 Yeah, their not following. 1.2727 0.06410 88 71 10 7
3376 What other lies do you think we can get them to believe? 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
3377 Let’s recount Georgia first then do some more pointless things 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
3378 It was SUPPOSED to be wolves in SHEEP'S clothing! 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
3379 Wait, sheep don’t wear suits? 1.2727 0.05294 88 66 20 2
3380 Ok, let's just bring up Hillary's emails. 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
3381 The sheep didn’t like wolves in wool clothing neither 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
3382 Wear it like you own it. 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
3383 Stock options? Proceeds from wool sales? How many did we eat? 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
3384 Well yes, but if you count the LEGAL sheep... 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
3385 It's the donkeys' fault the lambs are disappearing 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
3386 What we can’t do is apologize. 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
3387 The wool suits don’t seem to be fooling anyone. 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
3388 I think we just stick with the 'Herd Immunity' message. It seems to be working. Let's not lose sight of the goal here, Doug 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
3389 They’re angry, but we know what’s best for them. 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
3390 If you hadn’t cried sheep so many times, maybe I would have believed you before. 1.2727 0.06410 88 71 10 7
3391 - OK, at this point, the only way to control them is divide them . 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
3392 I warned you, Larry. They’re not as dumb as you thought. 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
3393 I don’t think they’re buying your Sheep in Wolf’s clothing line... 1.2727 0.06610 88 72 8 8
3394 Just tell ‘em the next batch will have sleeves 1.2727 0.06203 88 70 12 6
3395 I think the shear-holders want us to go public. 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
3396 Do they expect us to be sheepish? 1.2727 0.05294 88 66 19 2
3397 Sir, they don’t like being called ‘Sheeple’, Sir 1.2727 0.06203 88 70 12 6
3398 They are testing their new philosophy: ‘Strength in Numbers’ and asking for greener pastures 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
3399 What kind of name is Bo Peep anyway? They’re ours now.. 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
3400 The dont believe it was the fat cats anymore. 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
3401 We probably shouldn't have fallen asleep before finishing the census. 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
3402 Not sure about you, but I’d say they’ve herd enough. 1.2727 0.05041 88 65 22 1
3403 They keep on insisting it's a government of the sheeple, by the sheeple, for the sheeple. 1.2727 0.06610 88 72 8 8
3404 They really thought you were going to do what you promised 1.2727 0.06203 88 70 12 6
3405 "Okay“ the Three-Year Plan. And update the logo... Hammer and Sickle are SO twentieth century. 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
3406 They voted for the nice guy, a German shepherd called Champ ... but it’s a fraud...they’re all the same ... 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
3407 Time to call the election, Bob. 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
3408 do you still have Babe’s number? 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
3409 All we needed to do was to seperate the sheep from the goats. What are the odds, huh? 1.2727 0.06203 88 70 12 6
3410 It’ll be hard to keep pulling their own wool over their eyes. 1.2727 0.06410 88 71 10 7
3411 The suits are wool. It'll be easy to trick them into thinking we're one of them. Just like every election. 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
3412 Should we teach them or eat them? 1.2674 0.06282 86 69 11 6
3413 They say, 'no dog, no contract, no scabs.' And, they're on strike till the dog is back." 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
3414 Negotiations are stalled. I say we break for lunch. 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
3415 Do you think my base figured out I'm really Wolf Blitzer? 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
3416 Of course we're in the majority, just "STOP THE COUNT!" 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
3417 They’ve noticed a numbers deficit each week. You’re going to have to tell them we’re eating them. 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
3418 Look, I’m not saying they have a good case but they have a case. 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
3419 Our new ‘wolves of wool street’ branding isn’t getting a good reaction in the flock market. 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
3420 I could really go for some pork. 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
3421 I don't understand why they are so mad. All we do is eat their children and raise their taxes. 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
3422 Why did we teach them how to stand? That's intimidating as shit. 1.2674 0.06282 86 69 11 6
3423 I don't think they totally believe we won the election . 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
3424 Ironically, we told them Wall Street was the way to avoid getting fleeced. 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
3425 Someone just told them they're not immune. 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
3426 Apparently, they're not into furries. 1.2674 0.05712 86 69 12 5
3427 They're not buying the fraud angle. 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
3428 Well I'm sorry I care about looking professional. 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
3429 Well, it was your bad idea to write your autobiography and call it "The Wolf of Wool Street" 1.2674 0.06282 86 69 11 6
3430 Shall we try dividing and conquering? 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
3431 The network delivered. They're dumbed-down and scared. The rest is up to you. 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
3432 They never forget a tail. 1.2674 0.06282 86 69 11 6
3433 I know this looks baaaad. 1.2674 0.06060 86 67 13 5
3434 These idiots will follow anyone, even each other! 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
3435 Talk about a ewe turn, they were loving me until I wore that Irish knit! 1.2674 0.06282 86 69 11 6
3436 On the count of three, last one up the hill is a rotten egg. 1.2674 0.05341 86 65 19 2
3437 I wouldn't bring it up for a vote 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
3438 I know, I know. I’ve got to find another way to get to sleep. 1.2674 0.05341 86 65 19 2
3439 I told you they wouldn’t find “Wolf of Wool Street” funny. 1.2674 0.05341 86 65 19 2
3440 They want to know what happened to George. You’re wearing his coat 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
3441 I think they’re getting wise that we may not have their best interests at heart. 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
3442 They’re saying they were misled about the “new hedge” fund. 1.2674 0.04656 86 70 12 4
3443 And above all, don’t try pretending you’re one of them. 1.2674 0.05078 86 64 21 1
3444 I guess they liked you better in fleece. 1.2674 0.05341 86 65 19 2
3445 I know you said to blend in, but I think these suits are the wrong wool blend 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
3446 Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they aren't out to get you. 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
3447 I think the Republican Senate is starting to have issues with you, Donald. 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
3448 They are demanding a recount but I’m not ready for bed yet! 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
3449 Now they've come up with #Sheep Lives Matter. 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
3450 It's not the tail, they just hate lawyers 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
3451 Yes. Wearing out clothing IS cultural appropriation. 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
3452 I guess just keep telling them the election was rigged. 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
3453 Million Mutton March my foot. 10k tops. 1.2674 0.05830 86 66 15 4
3454 Ya know, I’m not hungry anymore, 1.2674 0.05341 86 65 19 2
3455 This is what we get for counting our blessings. . 1.2674 0.06282 86 69 11 6
3456 Which is the sacrificial lamb? . 1.2674 0.05341 86 65 19 2
3457 They're here for freebies.Remove hardwork,skills, patience from your speech 1.2674 0.06282 86 69 11 6
3458 No, Thor! I TOLD you i would only write that QAnon drivel until the election was over! I don't care what you do with the sheep now. 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
3459 The end is near 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
3460 Really, Daryl? A wool suit? 1.2674 0.05341 86 65 19 2
3461 Wool you just concede already? 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
3462 We’re safe untill we start to count 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
3463 Synthetic?!? You said these suits were 100% Italian wool! 1.2674 0.05341 86 65 19 2
3464 They seem pretty disappointed. Let’s tell them the election was rigged. 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
3465 They want to know why our suits have to be made from wool, and why they’re made in China. 1.2674 0.06282 86 69 11 6
3466 they're asking for a more democratic relationship 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 12 5
3467 I can’t be completely sure, but I sense a little tension here. 1.2674 0.05078 86 64 21 1
3468 I think we’re in some deep covfefe 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
3469 They followed, but they're demanding different leadership. @newyorkercartoons @newyorkermag 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
3470 They are not pleased with the 4 Seasons Landscaping either. 1.2674 0.06282 86 69 11 6
3471 I gotta tell ya Frank, I had a different vision when you suggested an insomnia therapy session. 1.2674 0.06282 86 69 11 6
3472 They're acting like wolves in sheep clothing 1.2667 0.05428 90 69 18 3
3473 But sheep's clothing is so itchy. 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
3474 I'll persuade half I can save them from you. You do the others. 1.2632 0.05229 95 73 19 3
3475 Looks like we’re back to square one on the uniforms 1.2632 0.05229 95 73 19 3
3476 They allege that our sheep wool suits are a display of cultural misappropriation. 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
3477 I think they realized that the black sheep aren't the problem. 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
3478 We never had to deal with angry mobs when we were in sheep's clothing. 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
3479 I don't understand it's technically sheep's clothing. 1.2619 0.06135 84 67 12 5
3480 Maybe you should declare victory and get out. 1.2619 0.06135 84 67 12 5
3481 Well they must still be listening to you. None of them have masks on. 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
3482 Now we’re the ones who should be feeling sheepish!” 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
3483 They want to know if there is a 'Sheep of Wall Street.' 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
3484 We should have worn the sheep suits. 1.2619 0.06135 84 67 12 5
3485 I told you "Getting to Yes" would come in handy one day. 1.2619 0.05388 84 64 18 2
3486 Don't look now, but the sheeple are getting suspicious. Just nod and chuckle confidently, like you get my joke, then be ready to run! 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
3487 Perhaps we should go back to our old job of guarding the Hen House. 1.2619 0.06135 84 67 12 5
3488 Let's ask for a recount. 1.2619 0.06135 84 67 12 5
3489 I think over cover's blown. Be careful, they may try to bleat us to death. 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
3490 Looks like their union is against us on this one. 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
3491 They all voted for me. 1.2619 0.06135 84 67 12 5
3492 The news warned about an uprising by Sheep Lives Matter. 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
3493 I take it these are the disgruntled "sheeple" about which we've heard so much? 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
3494 What do you mean they're on to us? 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
3495 I told you: "wool" not "wall street wolves" 1.2619 0.06135 84 67 12 5
3496 If we give them a $1200 payment they’ll never notice how many millions we’re stealing. 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
3497 They want to vote now. 1.2619 0.06364 84 68 10 6
3498 Act cool. Lots of angry lamb chops. 1.2619 0.05388 84 64 18 2
3499 Our legal battle may have to address those on the fence. 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
3500 I think we may have been a bit premature in our decision to ditch the sheep's clothing... 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
3501 Lock them up! 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
3502 They want their suit back. 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
3503 Something tells me I think we have their attention! 1.2619 0.05388 84 64 18 2
3504 That new sheperd is really efficient. 1.2619 0.06135 84 67 12 5
3505 Maybe we should tell them our suits are made of polyester. 1.2619 0.05388 84 64 18 2
3506 They found out about the electoral college. 1.2619 0.06586 84 69 8 7
3507 It's about the sheep's clothing you wore. They're saying it's cultural appropriation. 1.2619 0.06135 84 67 12 5
3508 Klan Karen would like a few words... 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
3509 That sheepskin coat wasn't the right pick. 1.2619 0.06586 84 69 8 7
3510 I told you, it had to be "sheep's clothing," not "cheap clothing!" 1.2619 0.06586 84 69 8 7
3511 I guess you could say I'm feeling kinda "Sheepish". Haha man just kidding we should seriously get the fuck out of here 1.2619 0.06135 84 67 12 4
3512 Be careful, the ewe-too movement is a very tight knit group. 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
3513 I really thought the wool suits would fool them. 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
3514 The clothing didn’t fool them. 1.2619 0.05115 84 63 20 1
3515 They want affordable health care. 1.2619 0.06135 84 67 12 5
3516 Something about the wool ceiling. Frankly, I don't get it. 1.2619 0.05388 84 64 18 2
3517 Just tell them they have to jump to win 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
3518 I told you dressing like lawyers wouldn't work. 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
3519 Relax, they're not legal votes. 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
3520 It really ticks them off when we don't even try to blend in. 1.2619 0.05388 84 64 18 2
3521 You told me we'd be inconspicuous in wool. 1.2619 0.05648 84 64 16 3
3522 I told you that wool blend wasn't going to work. 1.2619 0.06135 84 67 12 5
3523 I thought it was your turn to bring the sheep's clothing. 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
3524 No,I don’t know any good lamb chop recipes. 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
3525 I told you to stop counting sheep in your sleep. 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
3526 Nothing worse than wolves in lambs' clothing." 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
3527 Ahhhh, your tail’s sticking out. 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
3528 Who the Fox that! 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
3529 I tried to be a wolf in sheep’s clothing but they just didn’t go for it! 1.2619 0.05388 84 64 18 2
3530 I told you to wear the linen!!!! 1.2619 0.06135 84 67 12 5
3531 Lose the suit. 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
3532 Do you think they recognize their wool? 1.2619 0.06135 84 67 12 5
3533 No worry. They're just sheep. 1.2619 0.05115 84 63 20 1
3534 Sheep's clothing? Brooks Brothers suit? What do they want out of us, Harry? 1.2619 0.06135 84 67 12 5
3535 It's Time to bring in the border collies. 1.2619 0.06135 84 67 12 5
3536 Let's not be rash. We could sell their wool to Pendleton. 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
3537 It's the silent majority. 1.2619 0.05115 84 63 20 1
3538 Forget Agile, forget 6-Sigma, forget Total Quality Management, just bark at them, they'll run down that hill. 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
3539 The suits disguised our bodies, but our heads and tails were dead giveaways. 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
3540 I thought we agreed we'd avoid wool suits for today's meeting. 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
3541 I thought you warned them about how hard it is to remove sheep's clothing! 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
3542 Why did you go tell them we are sheep in wolves’ clothing? 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
3543 I feel out-numbered... 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
3544 Donald. The sheeple are onto your lies. 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
3545 I guess they're not fooled by our wool suits! 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
3546 I don’t think a recount will win it for us. 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
3547 Yikes, they took that whole "herd mentality" thing seriously, huh? 1.2619 0.06135 84 67 12 5
3548 See! We're well on the way to herd mentality! 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
3549 They are never happy, I don’t understand. 1.2619 0.05253 84 66 15 3
3550 Well sir, we asked for a recount but I'm afraid you'll have to find another way to fall asleep. 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
3551 I say we go back to sheep's clothing. These cheap suits haven't fooled anyone! 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
3552 It's not your fault they've lost their way. The tables down at Mory's are over there on your right, and lose that sheepish look! 1.2619 0.05388 84 64 18 2
3553 They are definitely suspicious about herd immunity actually working sir. 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
3554 They know the price of wool. 1.2619 0.06364 84 68 10 6
3555 Is your suit wool? 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
3556 I told you not to buy those polyester suits 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
3557 They're upset because our suits are made of nylon. 1.2619 0.05388 84 64 18 2
3558 You gotta stop putting glue in the sheep's costumes Joe... 1.2619 0.05388 84 64 18 2
3559 What? You said chic clothing. 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
3560 We need to assure them we aren't here to fleece them. 1.2619 0.06135 84 67 12 5
3561 Are you certain they were all counted? 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
3562 Do you think they know who we are? 1.2619 0.06364 84 68 10 6
3563 Mmmm, I think we better fire that Bible translator. 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
3564 turncoats! 1.2619 0.06135 84 67 12 5
3565 I have to be honest, “sheeple” isn’t testing as well as we hoped 1.2619 0.06364 84 68 10 6
3566 I'm sorry sir, but it appears you lost the election 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
3567 Something about "Me too. 1.2619 0.06135 84 67 12 5
3568 They offered to chip in for a sweater. 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
3569 The tailor told me that this was the finest sheep’s clothing in the world. 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
3570 It's hard to decide, are they wolves in sheep clothing? 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
3571 Chill. No need to lose sleep over their opinion. 1.2619 0.06364 84 68 10 6
3572 I believe they’re demanding you step down as Wolf in Chief. 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
3573 I think it's time to concede 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
3574 See, I told you they'd follow us. Now all we have to do is make sure they don't kill us. 1.2619 0.05253 84 66 15 3
3575 I told you not to wear the wool jacket! 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
3576 Tell them regulation will only hurt the small bad wolves. 1.2619 0.06135 84 67 12 5
3577 They caught wind of our acquisition of Mint Jelly Unlimited. 1.2619 0.05115 84 63 20 1
3578 Are you wearing wool again, Finn? 1.2619 0.05388 84 64 18 2
3579 Truth is, Remus, I don’t have to be faster than them. 1.2619 0.06364 84 68 10 6
3580 If you find the one with the red and white hat, we can defuse this situation. 1.2619 0.06135 84 67 12 5
3581 They're on to us. I say we switch back to polyester. 1.2619 0.05388 84 64 18 2
3582 They don’t agree with our count. Only two of them are to be in Wolf’s clothing, not all of them. 1.2619 0.05388 84 64 18 2
3583 It's another BLEAT LIKE MAD protest 1.2619 0.06364 84 68 10 6
3584 They’re mad because you fleeced Bo-Peep and her ex got half her land? 1.2619 0.05388 84 64 18 2
3585 I had to tell them something, so I said that we are here with the GOP. 1.2619 0.05388 84 64 18 2
3586 Really, is this the only 100% wool clothing you could find that fit a couple of hungry wolves? 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
3587 I told you the wool suits were a bad idea. 1.2619 0.05388 84 64 18 2
3588 Sure, we blew our cover...but these classic fit wool suits are worth it. 1.2619 0.05388 84 64 18 2
3589 But did you tell them my great-grandmother was a sheep? 1.2619 0.05388 84 64 18 2
3590 I lost count about and hour ago, what a nightmare! 1.2619 0.06135 84 67 12 5
3591 We fleeced them out of their land, houses, jobs, so what else is left, " The Wool Off Their Backs:? 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
3592 They claim there's more than one hidden rabbit. 1.2619 0.06135 84 67 12 5
3593 I told you those 3 little pigs would squeal on us, they huffed and they puffed and they blew our cover down! 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
3594 I’m starting to think the wool suits made a poor first impression 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
3595 The tag says 100% wool... Why isn't it working!? 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
3596 I call it 'herd mentality', Mitch." 1.2619 0.06135 84 67 12 5
3597 I thought you said that suits would make us appear trustworthy. 1.2619 0.06135 84 67 12 5
3598 Let’ s look on the bright side, maybe they are just wolves in sheep’s clothing 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
3599 I told you not to buy the wool suits! 1.2619 0.05115 84 63 20 1
3600 Yes, I used them to fall asleep; now they want a recount. 1.2619 0.05115 84 63 20 1
3601 Bring in the scientists. We know for a fact herd immunity doesn't work. 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
3602 Think they’ll buy it again? 1.2619 0.05388 84 64 18 2
3603 Call corporate, I didn’t think the herd would notice a few missing 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
3604 Thankfully we have gotten very good at ignoring everyone. 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
3605 They can’t see us if we don’t look at them. 1.2619 0.05519 84 67 13 4
3606 We can’t eat them until the count is certified.” Reposting this because I forgot the hashtag yesterday 🤦🏻‍♂ 1.2619 0.06364 84 68 10 6
3607 Well, the Republican Party has never let us down in the past. 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
3608 I don’t think they’re buying the whole democracy thing anymore. 1.2619 0.06135 84 67 12 5
3609 They can spot a cheap polyester suit from a mile away. 1.2619 0.05388 84 64 18 2
3610 I said SHEEP'S clothing! It's Four Seasons Total Landscaping all over again. 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
3611 Donald: Thanks Mitch. 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
3612 Do you think they can see us? 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
3613 Now, you’re sure they haven’t found out we’ve cut their shear options? 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
3614 I don’t understand their problem, the suits are made of wool. 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
3615 Give them democracy, but we'll slaughter them one by one 1.2619 0.05896 84 65 14 4
3616 I’m mean, they knew we were wolves when the hired us to manage the pension plan. 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
3617 all them sheep sure are mad at them two wolves 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
3618 Im not certain what, but they may or may not have figured something out 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
3619 guess all the evicting we’ve been doing has finally caught up to us 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
3620 they say they’ve read the terms and conditions 1.2619 0.04972 84 65 17 2
3621 Tell them they're winners. 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
3622 As counsel for the Lamb Protective Services, we have to get used to being told to get the flock out of here 1.2619 0.06135 84 67 12 5
3623 Don’t look at me. I didn’t even know, they had a union 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
3624 We're loosing them. Have we tried holding a Bible in front of a church? 1.2619 0.06135 84 67 12 5
3625 It’s gonna be a hostile recount. 1.2619 0.06135 84 67 12 5
3626 You got this man! 1.2619 0.06364 84 68 10 6
3627 It’s time to go sir, they’ve united 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
3628 Mitch McConnell in wolf’s clothing. 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
3629 The Empire Strikes Back 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
3630 I tell you Carl, we took this a bit further than they wanted this time 1.2619 0.05115 84 63 20 1
3631 Come January they're all yours. 1.2619 0.06135 84 67 12 5
3632 Okay Larry, “which one of them do you think has the best legs?” 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
3633 To recount, or not to recount 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
3634 We need new dogs 1.2619 0.06135 84 67 12 5
3635 The pack's attack memo must have been caught in my spam filter 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
3636 And he huffed and he puffed and he blew the white house down 1.2609 0.05325 92 71 18 3
3637 I told you we should have gotten 100% wool; these blend suits are fooling anyone. 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
3638 You tell half of them I want to eat them and that you’ll protect them from me, and I’ll tell the other half YOU want to eat THEM! They’ll spend so much time trying to convince each other that their leader is the trustworthy one that we can eat them one at a time and no one will notice... 1.2588 0.05333 85 65 18 2
3639 Never trust a suit 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
3640 Sheep. You make one of them mad, they’re all mad. 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
3641 No, I don't think they'll go for the old grandmother routine. We've used it too many times. 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
3642 Your chances in a recount look pretty slim, sir. 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
3643 I think they want our clothing. 1.2564 0.06689 78 64 8 6
3644 Looking back, I should have warn my linen suit. 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
3645 Seriously? You couldn’t find sheep’s clothes in our sizes? 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
3646 Just keep pretending we're talking, they might not see us. 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
3647 I think they've caught on to our life insurance scheme. 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
3648 You're hearin' liberal white guilt, I'm thinkin' liberal white QUILT. 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
3649 Like my suit?...100% imported British wool. 1.2561 0.06211 82 66 11 5
3650 Fred was right, we should have worn the cheap clothing 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
3651 Try to stay awake. 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
3652 Wolves in chief's clothing. 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
3653 I told you, no polyester! They're not idiots, you know. 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
3654 Appearances can be deceiving. 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
3655 They do know we're Wall Street wolves and not the kind that eats them, right? 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
3656 I suspect it has something to do with your 'Mutton Monday' offering on the cafeteria menu. 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
3657 We found your missing votes. 1.2561 0.06211 82 66 11 5
3658 The gig's up. It's time to go opossum. 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
3659 They found out we are vegan 1.2561 0.06211 82 65 11 5
3660 I guess we should go back to sheep's clothing. Armani doesn't seem to have fooled anybody. 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
3661 I believe that the sheep have spoken. 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
3662 Humm, maybe we should do this on Zoom. 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
3663 Don't listen to them. We won the election. 1.2561 0.05295 82 65 14 3
3664 I still think he's in there, somewhere. 1.2561 0.06211 82 66 11 5
3665 If I tell you how many I’ll pass out. 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
3666 Apparently #StopTheShear is trending. 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
3667 They want to flip things around and wear your clothing. 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
3668 I say we go back to the sheep's clothing thing. But alpha sheep. 1.2561 0.06211 82 66 11 5
3669 You more tired or hungry? They want to know if they're gonna be counted or eaten. 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
3670 All this counting is making me sleepy. 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
3671 I don’t think they will vote for you in spite of the suit and tie. 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
3672 I think they're mad because we aren't wearing sheep's clothing. 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
3673 Apparently it’s very itchy 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
3674 Wall Street or in the meadow, wolves will be wolves. 1.2561 0.06211 82 66 11 5
3675 You take half........ I'll take half 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
3676 They recognize us. 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
3677 Was it someone we ate? 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
3678 It looks baaaaad, so let's demand a recount. 1.2561 0.06211 82 66 11 5
3679 We can cancel our diversity and discrimination class today. 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
3680 You think they can tell I forgot my sheep disguise? Nah, I think we good. 1.2561 0.06211 82 66 11 5
3681 We're getting some shareholder resistance to the mutton plan. 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
3682 I think we wore the wrong clothing. 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
3683 Stick to the Comms Plan... We're eager to hear their concerns, we should put aside our differences, and the suits are nylon. 1.2561 0.05151 82 62 19 1
3684 You go first 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
3685 Stop worrying, they only eat grass. 1.2561 0.06211 82 66 11 5
3686 I don’t think counting sheep is going to work for me anymore at bedtime 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
3687 Man, take my advice. Try something else. Huffing and puffing and blowing them down just ain't going to work! 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
3688 They were bound to realize they've been led like sheep. 1.2561 0.06211 82 66 11 5
3689 No boss, it's not that we eat them, it's the low-quality streaming service we offer. 1.2561 0.06211 82 66 11 5
3690 Whats the rumpus? Its NOT 100% wool but a rayon/dacron blend! 1.2561 0.05151 82 62 19 1
3691 I warned you that the militia movement could get out of hand. 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
3692 What if, instead, we declare it an "end to hostilities.' 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
3693 They know we're wolves in worsted wool clothing. 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
3694 What can I say? I prefer my clothing 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
3695 I guess a wool suit isn’t quite a sheep’s clothing. 1.2561 0.05151 82 62 19 1
3696 I think they find the new outfit kind of insulting. 1.2561 0.06449 82 67 9 6
3697 I thought you said In PEEPS clothing. 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
3698 Cheap" clothing? This is a $500 Armani 1.2561 0.05151 82 62 19 1
3699 This is turning into a sheep show 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
3700 So, how again did your sheep costume rip? 1.2561 0.05706 82 63 15 3
3701 So are you here to negotiate or to sacrifice yourself? 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
3702 OK you can tell hose wolves to takeoff the sheep's clothing 1.2561 0.04529 82 65 15 2
3703 I swear, I didn’t know they were related. 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
3704 Trump’s followers are pissed; they thought Canada was an American state 1.2561 0.06449 82 67 9 6
3705 You gave your eye teeth for this opportunity. Now what? 1.2561 0.06449 82 67 9 6
3706 They claim this is their clothing. 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
3707 What say we order in vegan tonight?" "I'm beginning to doubt we can pull the wool over their eyes." "May be time to apply for sheepdog. 1.2561 0.06211 82 66 11 5
3708 Maybe they will think simply that we are the black sheep of the family 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
3709 Ever heard of Little Big Horn, Colonel? 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
3710 Ignore the theatrics. They’re still sheep.” 1.2561 0.05151 82 62 19 1
3711 You think they're mad now...wait till they see your Brooks Brothers polo shirt. 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
3712 Even the white sheep figured it out: free trade, regressive taxes, right-to-work pastures, exorbitant tuition, and for-profit healthcare aren't working 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
3713 I don't think they like us. 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
3714 I tried to tell them it's silk, but they're convinced we're wolves in sheep's wool clothing. 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
3715 I'm not the one who bought stock in mint jelly. 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
3716 Let's just say the Scrapie vaccine is right around the corner. 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
3717 Told you. Let them unionize and you're no longer able to pull the wool over their eyes 1.2561 0.06211 82 66 11 5
3718 Yes sir. Yes sir. It did take three bags full. 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
3719 Do we sue to Count the Bleats or Stop the Bleats? 1.2561 0.06211 82 66 11 5
3720 I told you we should have worn the sheep clothing. 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
3721 Tell them they’ll just be taking a shower. 1.2561 0.06449 82 67 9 6
3722 I don't think the suits fooled them. 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
3723 Icksnay on the uttonmay. 1.2561 0.06211 82 66 11 5
3724 Happy sheep at night! You need to count happy sheep. At night. 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
3725 They claim to be coming up short on feed and are demanding a recount. 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
3726 I told you wool suits were a bad idea. 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
3727 How's the Supreme Court going to get us out of this? 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
3728 They aren't sheep. They're angry wolves in drag. 1.2561 0.06449 82 67 9 6
3729 I don't care if the suits are wool from Saville Row. This is clearly not the right clothing. 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
3730 Well, you have to admit, Larry - from their perspective, they have a valid grievance. 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
3731 There looking at you Donald. 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
3732 How’d the meeting go? 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
3733 Apparently wool suits bother them just as much as sheep's clothing. 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
3734 You can go ahead with the discount offer on wolves clothing 1.2561 0.06449 82 67 9 6
3735 They're gonna like the way we look. I guarantee it. 1.2561 0.06449 82 67 9 6
3736 Something tells me they herd the news, sir... 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
3737 My downsizing proposal was not well received. 1.2561 0.05151 82 62 19 1
3738 I guess the exit polls were correct. 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
3739 Marching angry sheep, hmm, maybe we can use the Trump playbook to make them believe we will give them a better tomorrow 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
3740 Well, your joke didn’t prompt even a sheepish grin. 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
3741 You tell them this is not a democracy 1.2561 0.06211 82 66 11 5
3742 Start hugging them.We can’t be adversarial forever, can we? 1.2561 0.06449 82 67 9 6
3743 Tell them we've become vegetarians! 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
3744 Perhaps we should have dressed differently? 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
3745 At this point, it appears you got a vote of no confidence... 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
3746 I guess 100 percent wool doesn't quite make us wolves in sheep's clothing 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
3747 We know what you did to the minks. 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
3748 Where is our beautiful border collie? 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
3749 Sure they’re pissed; you’re a wolf in a shark’s clothing 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
3750 I told you "Sheep in Wolf's Clothing'" wasn't the look we were after. 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
3751 Tell them we'll take the lamb special off of the menu. 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
3752 They want you to go away, skedaddle, scram. 1.2561 0.01563 82 69 11 2
3753 Tell them that leak about lamb shanks was just fake news. 1.2561 0.06211 82 66 11 5
3754 It seems your polyester blend has insulted the flock. 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
3755 It’s your threads, mate. Haven’t I always said, ‘Beware a wolf in cheap clothing’? 1.2561 0.06211 82 66 11 5
3756 I’m going to have trouble getting to sleep tonight. 1.2561 0.06211 82 66 11 5
3757 They've spoken to the pigs and know how to keep us out. 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
3758 I told you not to cancel their cable service. The herd are big time Dancing with the Stars fans. 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
3759 Fuck The New Yorker AND it’s fucking cartoons... 1.2561 0.06211 82 66 11 5
3760 Sorry. Tell them I promise to stay awake for the recount. 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
3761 They’re saying Ba Humwolf! 1.2561 0.05151 82 62 19 1
3762 Balto, did you know "sheeple" was a slur? 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
3763 Act sheepish! 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
3764 The guy said it’s wool, but they’re not falling for it 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
3765 Flock you for voting for The Donald! 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
3766 Can votes from wolves in sheeps' clothing be counted? 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
3767 They say we no longer look like them. 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
3768 Milczenie owiec się kończy 27/5000 The silence of the lambs ends 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
3769 Our MAGA fauna. 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
3770 They are pissed because the suits are polyester !! 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
3771 I don’t know how many there are behind you. I stopped counting. 1.2561 0.06211 82 66 11 5
3772 This is what happens when you let the union in. 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
3773 Might be the right time to consider going vegan. 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
3774 We're going to have to go to a recount... I keep falling asleep. 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
3775 I told you we shouldn't wear wool before Labor Day 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
3776 Should not have cancelled Casual Friday. 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
3777 The wool suit is a bad look? 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
3778 Maybe we were better off when we had to chase them over all these hills. 1.2561 0.06449 82 67 9 6
3779 You weren't supposed to acquire ewe-tube! 1.2561 0.06449 82 67 9 6
3780 They’re upset that we went with the foreign wool. 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
3781 The boss says to count all the legal votes. 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
3782 I told you we should have worn the linen suits... 1.2561 0.05151 82 62 19 1
3783 How about you go first. . . 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
3784 You know, in small groups they are easy to hoodwink. But if you get a whole bunch of them all pissed off, it's a different animal altogether! 1.2561 0.06211 82 66 11 5
3785 It's not my fault sheep's clothing is out of date. 1.2561 0.06211 82 66 11 5
3786 What do you think we are lemmings? 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
3787 We'll find our guy. He's the one who is emotionally manipulating all the others even though his story just won't add up. 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
3788 I think they have mad sheep disease 1.2561 0.06211 82 66 11 5
3789 I just don't want you calling me a cross-dresser if I put on one of these sheep's clothing! They're already pissed off enough. 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
3790 I thought I was only dating one of them. I didn't know they all look the same. 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
3791 It's their demeanor that's keeping you from falling asleep. 1.2561 0.06211 82 66 11 5
3792 Don't worry.....it's not as bad as it looks. Half of them are wolves in sheep's clothing. 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
3793 We did promise a pizza party... 1.2561 0.05151 82 62 19 1
3794 I know its a role reversal but, just for one Halloween, should we let them terrify the kids? 1.2561 0.06211 82 66 11 5
3795 Were you the one who cried wolf? 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
3796 This class act lawsuit is starting to look baaaaaaad. 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
3797 Ok, the sheep's clothing disguise was a mistake, but I'm still in charge until they finish the count 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
3798 Who farted? 1.2561 0.06211 82 66 11 5
3799 Make acrylic sweaters and scarves mandatory. 1.2561 0.04850 82 60 21 0
3800 Somehow they got a link to those ads from the Lincoln Project. 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
3801 They heard me say “I’ll sleep when I’m dead,” and now they’re jumpy. 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
3802 "My English teacher used to tell us, 'One cliche' will ruin your story!' What would she tell us today?" 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
3803 I thought YOU were bringing the sheep's clothing. 1.2561 0.06449 82 67 9 6
3804 Dang it. They decided to unionize and they won’t budge. 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
3805 Umm, I told them that you would find voter fraud, so..... 1.2561 0.06211 82 66 11 5
3806 i feel judged! 1.2561 0.06211 82 66 11 5
3807 I take it this week is not business as ewe-sual. 1.2561 0.06211 82 66 11 5
3808 I don't understand the third quarter projection saying we're going to take quite a bleating. 1.2561 0.06211 82 66 11 5
3809 We have an HR complaint about your use of the term “Mutton”. 1.2561 0.06449 82 67 9 6
3810 Ok Mitch, we’re ready to obstruct! 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
3811 We shouldn't have gone with the wool suits". 1.2561 0.06211 82 66 11 5
3812 Darn it sir,you shouldn’t have eaten that last ram. 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
3813 I counted way less of them in my sleep. 1.2561 0.04850 82 61 21 0
3814 A wool suit! You really are a wolf in sheep’s clothing. 1.2561 0.06211 82 66 11 5
3815 I think it is time for us to change into sheep’s clothing 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
3816 Looks like the price of sweaters will be going up this winter. 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
3817 '"i guess we've reached herd immunity 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
3818 what about a sheep in wolf's clothing? 1.2561 0.06211 82 66 11 5
3819 They don't care that we became vegetarians, but they don't want us to graze in their pasture. 1.2561 0.06211 82 66 11 5
3820 Apparently shouting “mint sauce” has lost its affect. 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
3821 Just tell them sheep's clothing or $5000 suit, your still one of them. 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
3822 Zev, our reputation seems to have preceded us. 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
3823 You said 50% rayon wouldn't bother them. 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
3824 A wolf in dark suit era is about to end on this island. 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
3825 Tell them I don't have the keys. 1.2561 0.06211 82 65 11 5
3826 They want to abolish the electoral college!” 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
3827 What can I say? They’re a bunch of sheep investors. 1.2561 0.04692 82 63 18 1
3828 They're angry because Trump lost. 1.2561 0.05706 82 63 15 3
3829 I thought they'd be happier about the lottery. 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
3830 This could be the start of a ewe-too movement 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
3831 Have you found Waldo yet? 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
3832 You can line them up, but they won't dance 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
3833 Looks to me like the ewenion’s on strike. 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
3834 Cross dressing again, were you? 1.2561 0.06449 82 67 9 6
3835 We did it! They all tested positive! 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
3836 Wake your client up—they’re demanding a recount. 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
3837 That’s another fine mess you got me into. 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
3838 You promised them a beach vacation 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
3839 Uhh . . . I think a joke about feeling sheepish is likely to land with a thud 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
3840 Whatever happens next, say and do nothing. 1.2561 0.06211 82 66 11 5
3841 They want us to get some black and brown sheep for the flock. 1.2561 0.06211 82 66 11 5
3842 So . . . they’re demanding we count every sheep? 1.2561 0.05151 82 62 19 1
3843 Let's just tell them our suits are polyester... 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
3844 Think they know they’re about to get fleeced? 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
3845 They're upset that we've upgraded from sheep's clothing. 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
3846 Sometimes herd mentality goes against us. 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
3847 The Faculty Senate has voted that we stop eating them. 1.2561 0.06449 82 67 9 6
3848 Just keep repeating yourself, then they'll eventually start to believe you. 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
3849 The position comes with generous stock options. 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
3850 I told you it was a bad idea to turn the herd into a sheep owned co-op. 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
3851 I don’t have the heart to tell them we switched to Savile Row 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
3852 Where's the rest of them? 1.2561 0.06211 82 66 11 5
3853 Don't look at me, I didn't cry wolf. 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
3854 This is my favorite wool suit,” is all I was saying. I thought it was a compliment 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
3855 What if I search for the one that’s lost and you handle the 99? 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
3856 Well, so much for the fashion do-over. Tell me you kept our old outfits. 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
3857 Really, the wolf of wall sheep? 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
3858 They don’t like the way you look, I guarantee it. 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
3859 I’m usually the one huffing and puffing. 1.2561 0.06211 82 66 11 5
3860 You sure it's a wolf in chic clothing? 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
3861 Dont worry- their bah is worse than their bite 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
3862 OK, I say before we break it to them about their precious Mary, we have the iced cream social.” 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
3863 I told them for a third time, these are 100% polyester 1.2561 0.06449 82 66 9 6
3864 What a feast! Let's go fifty fifty down the middle. 1.2561 0.05151 82 62 19 1
3865 But you’re the only black sheep here Mr President. 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
3866 I meant to say herd impunity, not herd immunity! 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
3867 Talk is sheep 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
3868 Who gon tell em? 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
3869 STOP THE COUNT! 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
3870 really? you want cashmere? 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
3871 We could spilt them in two groups by running through the middle 1.2561 0.05572 82 66 12 4
3872 Call in the boy who cried 'wolf' 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
3873 Sir, stop being so sheepish and just concede. 1.2561 0.06211 82 66 11 5
3874 Told you we’d be better off in sheep’s clothing... 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
3875 I told you, they dumped Fox for NPR...pulled the wool clean off their eyes! 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
3876 I thought counting them was supposed to be relaxing 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
3877 The goal is to maintain plausible deniability. 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
3878 This is about to turn into a sheepshow 1.2561 0.05151 82 62 19 1
3879 Maybe we should play YMCA for them again? 1.2561 0.06211 82 66 11 5
3880 Seems that there was more than one way to wear wool, wasn’t there, genius? 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
3881 Mine is a polyester blend, but who can even tell? 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
3882 Every four years they all get worked up like this. 1.2561 0.06211 82 66 11 5
3883 How many times do we have to count them before we eat them? 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
3884 We’re gonna need a bigger pot. 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
3885 They thought you were vegan 1.2561 0.06449 82 67 9 6
3886 Sir, you won’t be able to sleep even if they count all the sheep. 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
3887 I don’t know why they’re so angry. They voted for us 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
3888 Maybe we should get a recount. 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
3889 If I ignore them long enough they will go away. Won't they? . 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
3890 Mr President, they finally got your tax returns 1.2561 0.06211 82 66 11 5
3891 I told you they would be offended if you called them 'sheeple'... 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
3892 Huh. I guess even 71,000,000 soft white folks weren’t enough to win this thing for us. 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
3893 Ewe’re in trouble now. 1.2561 0.06211 82 66 11 5
3894 They said no to the recount so we need another way to stall. 1.2561 0.06449 82 67 9 6
3895 As your lawyer, I'd advise formally conceding and becoming vegetarian 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
3896 Unionization has really hurt 4th quarter projections 1.2561 0.04850 82 61 21 0
3897 So, I think they're waiting to know which one we will eat first. 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
3898 You think they’ll leave if we pretend to fall asleep? 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
3899 And they believed you about the casting call for a Wolverine sequel? 1.2561 0.06211 82 66 11 5
3900 I’m beginning to think that wool suits were the wrong approach to ‘sheep’s clothing’ 1.2561 0.05151 82 62 19 1
3901 Justice 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
3902 Their not happy about our contesting the removal of our Endangered Species designation. 1.2561 0.05435 82 62 17 2
3903 Have you tried counting them? 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
3904 They're saying they have more votes than we do, but I say we fight 'em on that math. 1.2561 0.06449 82 67 9 6
3905 What the hell did you say to them? 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
3906 I don’t think this vegetarian thing is going to work out... 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
3907 Donnie you said you would Make America Great Again But You Fleeced Em. 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
3908 I think we should consider diversifying our stock portfolio 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
3909 I told them we have free healthcare 1.2561 0.05151 82 62 19 1
3910 What do you mean I have to tell them there's no Christmas this year?! 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
3911 I thought the unionization talk was all fluff 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
3912 To stay (awake) we have to stop the count 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
3913 Could the ducks do the job? 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
3914 They want their per diem now 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
3915 But who's counting? 1.2561 0.05151 82 62 19 1
3916 When you said sheep's clothing, I honestly thought you meant wool. My bad" 1.2561 0.06211 82 66 11 5
3917 now who is the bad guy 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
3918 Okay. You have an army of wolves in sheep's clothing. When do their acting classes start? 1.2532 0.05243 79 60 18 1
3919 Not going to lie. This looks baaaaaaad. 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
3920 Either they keep following you, thinking you're one of them. Or, they head off to Colorado, graze, and forget you. 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
3921 Yes, all the sheep are mad at us, but they are still sheep and we've got them where we want them. 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
3922 I don’t think your stakeholders approve of this merger. 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
3923 I like our odds! 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
3924 I thought that you told me that their attitudes would be more or less “sheepish” 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
3925 The Baa's have voted, so I guess we're out. 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
3926 Let’s try a chorus of “Love’s just around the corner” 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
3927 As your closed advisor, Mr. President, I'd encourage you to RUN! 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
3928 Just tell them it was two legal votes vs 20,000 illegal votes. 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
3929 Remember, no eye contact! 1.2532 0.05243 79 60 18 1
3930 I TOLD you-a sheep in WOLF’S clothing was never going to catch on. 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
3931 They noticed it's a polyester suit. 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
3932 Uh, . . something about your ass and a shepherd's crook. 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
3933 Try "No more taxes". 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
3934 You’re their counsel, why don’t they trust you? 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
3935 Not sure where the polling went wrong. 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
3936 Whadda ewes lookin' at? 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
3937 I think it was supposed to be sheepskin, not sharkskin. 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
3938 Your flock does not appear too sheepish today! 1.2532 0.05243 79 60 18 1
3939 I told you to be nice to Sinclair. 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
3940 I told you @sheepforwolves was a terrible name for your Twitter burner account. 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
3941 I've counted them twice and we're still two costumes short 1.2532 0.05243 79 60 18 1
3942 They say they don't want to be led to slaughter. 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
3943 I think you left the gate open. 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
3944 They SAID they would bring the mint sauce 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
3945 Apparently they want to know where Roger Ailes is" 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
3946 Uh, oh. They have learned how to count. 1.2532 0.05243 79 60 18 1
3947 Amazing what power a suit weilds. 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
3948 This suit used to be their cousin Fred. 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
3949 Looks like the Republican Senators have upped their game and mandated a new dress code. 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
3950 Gas em, I've got to get to the church on the other side of the field. 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
3951 They resent your use of the word "sheeple." 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
3952 Little do they know how cold they will be tomorrow! 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
3953 This is not the sheep clothing they are comfortable with. 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
3954 They demand a minimum wage, overtime grass, and healthcare with a death benefit. 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
3955 Not everyone here is getting a bonus this year, Cooper. 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
3956 They're refusing a recount. 1.2532 0.05243 79 60 18 1
3957 Yes, very intimidating. But I’m feeling a bit peckish, how about you? 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
3958 They don't care who's in charge. They just don't want it to be one of us! 1.2532 0.06612 79 65 8 6
3959 I know these aren’t great disguises, but damn we look good. 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
3960 Turns out that was a baaad joke. 1.2532 0.06101 79 62 12 4
3961 Looks like a wolf in sheep's clothing won't work this time. 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
3962 Sure, act a little civilized and this is what you get." 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
3963 I'm thinking its a Trojan Pasture. 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
3964 Well these lambs aren't going to the slaughter 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
3965 You didn't tell me it was a costume party. 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
3966 Well, being apart of the 1% was great until now. 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
3967 Whaddya think they’re worth? 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
3968 Well you may look sheepish, Steven. Your plan to pull the wool over their eyes failed. 1.2532 0.04923 79 59 20 0
3969 . "Now we should choose any 6 among them for the inaugural of Illuminati 2.0" 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
3970 They say they've formed a ewenion. 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
3971 What do we do with 70 million of them! 1.2532 0.05243 79 59 18 1
3972 This stakeholders' meeting ain't going well 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
3973 Electoral college electors 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
3974 I think you upset them when you said All Fur Matters. 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
3975 I’ll Shear with you. 1.2532 0.06612 79 65 8 6
3976 Well they're angry about something. I just don't know if it's the wool suit or that I ate Gertrude. Let's do a poll. 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
3977 Do we tell them about Pennsylvania yet? 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
3978 Do you think it's the new suit? 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
3979 The sheep found out they were played by wolves. . 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
3980 Recounting sheep 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
3981 Try and get them invested in the process -- make sure they know these are *wool* suits. 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
3982 Where should we say their missing brethren went this time? 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
3983 There’s a problem. They say they’re getting sick of following 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
3984 Forget us, try counting our votes! 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
3985 Outnumber is just a number 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
3986 Meh your own business! 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
3987 They are now aware of cultural appropriation 1.2532 0.06101 79 62 12 4
3988 You said, ‘sheep’s clothing.’ 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
3989 They want a recount of the baaaaallots 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
3990 Why are they all so mad? We were just trying to get a bite 1.2529 0.05715 87 69 14 4
3991 If we were domesticated, they’d listen to us. 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
3992 They didn’t fall for the “If God didn’t want them sheared, he would not have made them sheep” line. 1.2500 0.05492 92 73 15 4
3993 The flock is very upset Donald; something about pulling the wool over their eyes again. 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
3994 I told you we shouldn’t have dropped the sheep’s clothing.” “Do you think it really matters? 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
3995 It’s time to step baaaaack, we are ready to take over! 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
3996 Don't think they like our polyester suits. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
3997 You flocked with us one too many times 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
3998 So there is evidently more of them than us. File a lawsuit? 1.2469 0.05131 81 62 18 1
3999 The sheeple finally woke up. 1.2469 0.05131 81 62 18 1
4000 How can we keep making sheeple now that the independent fact checkers are being heard? 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
4001 They didn’t like hearing about fake ewes any more. 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
4002 Damn. It’s the clothes, isn’t it? 1.2468 0.05280 77 59 17 1
4003 I think we should not said that we would fleece them. 1.2468 0.05280 77 59 17 1
4004 First thing...I think we need a change of clothes. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
4005 Whatever you do don't look at them 1.2468 0.06445 77 63 9 5
4006 Bad news, they have formed a union. 1.2468 0.05280 77 59 17 1
4007 Cancel the buffet." 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
4008 Well, I see you've prepared everyone for the transition in good faith. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
4009 What did I tell you about transparency? 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
4010 Let’s just say I have some very interesting pictures of the sheepdog. 1.2468 0.05891 77 60 13 3
4011 I said 'Come in sheep's clothing' not wool. 1.2468 0.06705 77 64 7 6
4012 They say we don't really love them -- we just want them for their bodies. 1.2468 0.05280 77 59 17 1
4013 I don't care what they say. The truth is we ARE too good for their clothing. 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
4014 I ran on a platform of shearing. Now, how do I sway them gracefully to slaughter? 1.2468 0.05280 77 59 17 1
4015 'Let's wear a wool suit,' you said. 'Everybody loves a wool suit,' you said. 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
4016 I told you that ’sheeple' joke would bomb. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
4017 They feel you no longer want to be one of them. 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
4018 It seems they're not very happy about the swamp land we sold them last year. 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
4019 I think the wool suits are the least of our problems right now... 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
4020 I’m in the mood for something spicy but... 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
4021 They can't all be wolves 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
4022 Let’s eat the happy one first. 1.2468 0.06445 77 63 9 5
4023 What did you expect? That's a sheepskin coat you're wearing Howard. 1.2468 0.06445 77 63 9 5
4024 I don’t know, Mitch, I think we’re in trouble. 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
4025 Wool suits you said . We just have to get some nice wool suits you said . 1.2468 0.05280 77 59 17 1
4026 They all voted for Biden. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
4027 I herd you. Flock it. You won. 1.2468 0.06705 77 64 7 6
4028 Well, too bad. As St. Laurent said, “Fashions fade, style is forever.” 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
4029 They insist they have herd impunity. 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
4030 They want stock options for shears. 1.2468 0.06445 77 63 9 5
4031 Tell them they all look great ,and we are interviewing for the Chorus line ..two girls at a time behind the barn" 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
4032 Building rapport with angry sheep is not one of my strong suits." 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
4033 They know they outnumber us. Someone counted them. 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
4034 I think they're mad that we dressed up like them for Halloween. 1.2468 0.06445 77 63 9 5
4035 Don’t they know about wolves in sheep’s clothing? 1.2468 0.06445 77 63 9 5
4036 I told you an original costume was a bad idea. 1.2468 0.06445 77 63 9 5
4037 Well Donald, I think it's time we moved on to greener pastures. Things are about to get very baaaaad. 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
4038 Wolfowitz could have handled this. 1.2468 0.05280 77 59 17 1
4039 I think the wool suit might have been a bad idea. 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
4040 I told them to follow me to greener pastures. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 12 3
4041 The sheeple have spoken. Get over it! 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
4042 You can eat some of them all of the time, and you can eat all of them some of the time, but it turns out that you can't eat all of them all of the time. 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
4043 They pretty much do whatever they want...it's called herd 'impunity.' 1.2468 0.06445 77 63 9 5
4044 You were right Mike, we should’ve put on the sheep’s clothing. 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
4045 Are you the wolf who called sheep? 1.2468 0.05280 77 59 17 1
4046 Re-counting sheep will help them sleep until at least January 20. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
4047 Well, you've got them all behind you now...what are you going to tell them to do? 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
4048 It happens, usually doesn't last. 1.2468 0.05280 77 59 17 1
4049 We’ve been made. I told you to wear your 100% worsted wool suit. 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
4050 They say that they won't follow like sheep anymore!" 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
4051 Apparently, they don't believe the herd immunity trope. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
4052 There not exactly being sheepish about their demands. 1.2468 0.05594 77 59 15 2
4053 I don't know Donald, but as your A.G., I'm getting more and more worried that your Congress may turn on you yet 1.2468 0.05280 77 59 17 1
4054 What could we have done wrong? 1.2468 0.06445 77 63 9 5
4055 Our polls pick the grandmother costume 3:1 for believability over this investment banker look. 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
4056 Maybe we passed the collection plate one time too many, Rev. Wolf. 1.2468 0.06175 77 61 11 4
4057 This is baaaad. I don't know what ewe want to do but I'm taking it on the lamb. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
4058 Thes heep are ecomplaining about the pasture again. I think we should just eat a couple of them as an example. 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
4059 We're outnumbered. Don't look at them and walk away slowly. 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
4060 Just let them unionize and enjoy an illusion of autonomy. 1.2468 0.05280 77 59 17 1
4061 Stay calm, I know a couple of our guys are in there. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
4062 I can live with the paradigm shift,Tom. It’s the sheep you’re going to have to convince. 1.2468 0.06445 77 63 9 5
4063 Perhaps the time has come for us to face the stockholders. 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
4064 The wool suits definitely didn't help. 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
4065 ...and you are sure there are exactly 100?" "Well, nearly. I rounded them up. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
4066 They're s upset that Trump fired the sheep dogs and put us in charge 1.2468 0.04945 77 58 19 0
4067 It's the Me-Ewe movement! 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
4068 `````````We could try surrounding them. ````````` 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
4069 We should have never given them the right to vote. 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
4070 Their disguises won't fool the sheep. 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
4071 Feed them some Trumpy line like, you're going to take care of them. 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
4072 Sample polling says the country is turning left. 1.2468 0.05280 77 59 17 1
4073 Sheep's clothing translated as worsted wool. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
4074 Looks like a herd of angry wooly bullies is upset about that clothing we stole. 1.2468 0.06445 77 63 9 5
4075 My cousin is hidden amongst them? 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
4076 I still don't see how a 100% wool suit is NOT sheep's clothing 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
4077 Nothing to worry about, their baaa is worse than their bite. 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
4078 Let's spin this as a corporate retreat. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
4079 I don't think this wolf of Wall Street thing is gonna work out. 1.2468 0.06445 77 63 9 5
4080 We will concede when we're damn well ready. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
4081 Just tell them, that, um, we love them. In our own way. 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
4082 Okay, so next time we make sure our suits are one hundred percent wool. 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
4083 Maybe we should consider sheep's clothing. The Brooks Brothers Riot may not work this time. 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
4084 Maybe we need to consult with some evangelical ministers ... . 1.2468 0.05280 77 59 17 1
4085 I believe we've been outfoxed this time.. 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
4086 We might’ve gone overboard with the cloning machine. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
4087 I think we're busted. We should have kept the fleece suits on. 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
4088 We may have gone too far 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
4089 They are refusing to return to work without a significant cost of living graze. 1.2468 0.05280 77 59 17 1
4090 We must be overdressed 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
4091 I say we drop the suit — I don't want to go to court. 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
4092 Everything was peachy until we raised their taxes. 1.2468 0.06445 77 62 9 5
4093 You’re their broker, not their therapist. Just tell them the money’s gone. 1.2468 0.05280 77 59 17 1
4094 Clearly we can't pull the wool over their eyes. 1.2468 0.05280 77 59 17 1
4095 I prefer not to count them! 1.2468 0.04945 77 58 19 0
4096 I knew that just wearing sheepskin coats was a bad idea. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
4097 Clearly, the tailor mixed up our order. 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
4098 I guess they found out we aren't vegetarians. 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
4099 They're ewe-nionizing 1.2468 0.05280 77 59 17 1
4100 Yeah, I thought Smart Wool would fool 'em, too 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
4101 Have you tried howling at them? 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
4102 I said pick us up “sheep” clothing, not “chic” clothing! 1.2468 0.06445 77 63 9 5
4103 My inner wolf says its too late to overturn this election 1.2468 0.06445 77 63 9 5
4104 The one who’s sweating is our guy. 1.2468 0.05280 77 59 17 1
4105 These Second Amendment activists are less dangerous than I expected. 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
4106 As disguises go, apparently this isn't working 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
4107 They can’t find Waldo either 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
4108 I've done all I can do. Now it's up to you to convince them to stay angry at nothing. 1.2468 0.05280 77 59 17 1
4109 There's a lot of benefit to becoming a vegetarian. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
4110 Wolves of Wall Street out to pasture. 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
4111 They're just jealous. Nobody likes a wolf in chic clothing. 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
4112 I think they're supposed to be "sheep suits", not "cheap suits". 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
4113 I told you we should have gone with the sherpa-lined hoodies. 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
4114 Well...it could be that cute little lamb you ate! 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
4115 All I said was, 'Flock 'em.' 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
4116 I didn't really appreciate it when my Dad said always thin the herd! 1.2468 0.05280 77 59 17 1
4117 I said, "sheep's clothing." 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
4118 It'll be hard to fall asleep tonight. 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
4119 They want more time grazing before they have to leave for "Lambaparadisima. 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
4120 Pretty sure the expression is "wolf in sheep's clothing" not "cheap clothing." 1.2468 0.06445 77 63 9 5
4121 I think we may need to go back to sheep‘s clothing 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
4122 ....It's about those "Meadowland" timeshares. 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
4123 I told you that they were discerning. Why did you have to get a cotton suit? 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
4124 The shearling coat was a bad idea 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
4125 Relax...Sheepwood Mac will show up and Wolfstock will be a huge success. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
4126 The sheep are demanding a recount from last night's insomnia 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
4127 It's amazing--once you get them dressed up like that, they all think alike. 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
4128 I give up Grey. I couldn't identify which sheep was one of us! 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
4129 I think they all want to be in wolves clothing,but there were only two suits. 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
4130 Matthew, it’s 7:15, time to go. 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
4131 You might be able to herd them, but I don't think you can get them to change their minds. 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
4132 I think we have them cornered! 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
4133 I have this feeling they're not happy about a recount. 1.2468 0.06445 77 63 9 5
4134 We’ve only got to convince one that our motives are pure, and the rest will follow. 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
4135 If I can’t see the them, they can’t see me 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
4136 Umm, you’re not wearing the sweater, Harry. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
4137 They want to talk to a supervisor. 1.2468 0.05280 77 59 17 1
4138 Let's reconsider strip-searching them all. 1.2468 0.05280 77 59 17 1
4139 You won bellwether they like it or not. 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
4140 I thought you said wool was ‘in’ this year 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
4141 They’re apparently angry the wolves that wouldn’t eat them got the job 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
4142 Any idea how we can fleece them? 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
4143 I didn’t know they were so many... Just pretend to talk seriously and smoothly walk away, they won’t notice.... 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
4144 they were told this would be taking place at the four seasons 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
4145 Personally, I like your lambswool suit but there is a time and a place... 1.2468 0.04945 77 58 19 0
4146 Perhaps the wool suits weren't the best fashion choice... 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
4147 I said "I hate you.", not "I hate ewe.". 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
4148 Yeah Rick, that ‘wool over your eyes’ comment was kind of offensive 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
4149 So they got wind of your new Chick-fil-A concept, but I think "Lamb-Chop-Shop" really sent them over the edge 1.2468 0.06705 77 64 7 6
4150 Perhaps we would have better luck with the ones in the middle of the country. 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
4151 Re-districting....hmm 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
4152 I don't even wait. And when you're a star, they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab 'em by the udder. . 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
4153 You think they're finally on to us? 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
4154 Public frustration with leaders after announcement of second local flockdown. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
4155 utcay otay ethay asechay, Jack. 1.2468 0.05280 77 59 17 1
4156 He meant LITERALLY? 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
4157 So, do we really have to count every one? 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
4158 I thought they liked being counted. You'd think they'd love the idea of a recount 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
4159 Someone told the sheep. 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
4160 You can fool some of the sheep all of the time Don... 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
4161 I don’t know Carl, maybe we should cancel student debt, they are starting to look angry. 1.2468 0.06445 77 63 9 5
4162 It appears our audience has turned on us, sir. 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
4163 Counting Choice Cotton 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
4164 But what does the (Fivey)fox say? 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
4165 I sense we're dealing with some lack of trust, here. 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
4166 We should count them again as they jump the fence tonight. 1.2444 0.05074 90 70 18 2
4167 Shall we suggest a mediation? 1.2444 0.04822 90 69 20 1
4168 There will be a smooth transition to a second wolf administration. 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
4169 What did you say?? 1.2436 0.05531 78 61 15 2
4170 I say we shift blame on the "Defund the Shepherd" Movement. 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
4171 We the sheeple have had enough! 1.2405 0.05164 79 61 17 1
4172 I thought you said these jackets were cotton 1.2400 0.05955 75 59 12 3
4173 I told you to be careful what you wish for. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
4174 I think you lost them when you used the phrase, "Being led to the slaughter". 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
4175 Flock mob! Can't we block their social media? 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
4176 They want to see the manager. 1.2400 0.04965 75 57 18 0
4177 Don't try to count them. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
4178 Whose idea was it to wear wool? 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
4179 Maybe the woollen suits were a baa-d idea." 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
4180 OK, they didn't like the powerpoint; can we just eat them now? 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
4181 It is as bad as it looks. 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
4182 I tried to tell you that dressing up in sheep's clothing was going to cause a problem 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
4183 So, you and 'ewes' army is against a recount? 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
4184 I think we should have gone with a wolf in sheep's clothing. 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
4185 I think we should give the clothes back. 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
4186 I think they're mad at ewe. 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
4187 Can one of you please explain to my colleague why referring to our laborers as, '"ewe sheeple" is not P.C. on no less than two levels? 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
4188 Have you tried fearmongering? 1.2400 0.06532 75 62 8 5
4189 I think they're onto to us, on three we run. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
4190 Sorry — thought you said “wolf in cheap clothing” and I did get these suits really cheap. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
4191 The flock is suspecting us of pulling the wool over their eyes 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
4192 I agree. We look like we “mean business” but I am not sure that’s the point 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
4193 If there was ever a time for sheeps’ clothing, this just might be it. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
4194 Sir, it appears your speech to the Chamber of Canines was leaked. 1.2400 0.06532 75 62 8 5
4195 Armani or not, they’re on to our shaggy dog story. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
4196 I told you not to wear a wool suit. 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
4197 They’ll stay calm as long as we keep dangling another stimulus check. 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
4198 It will appear that there are very good people on both sides. 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
4199 Can you let them all go home? It's time for me to go golfing. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
4200 Counting all these sheep didn’t work ! 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
4201 We only have to keep these on for the remainder of the anti-vax convention. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
4202 I'll keep promising to overturn roe v. wade and we'll just eat them one at a time 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
4203 I told you the wool suit would not fool them. 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
4204 We will explain to them how stressful it is to be a wolf and they will understand 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
4205 We never should have worn ties. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
4206 Forget how many sweaters we are looking at - lets get out of here ! 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
4207 I think they might have herd immunity. 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
4208 Don’t worry our undercover operatives have it under control. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
4209 They clearly don’t understand the phrase ‘lounge act.’ 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
4210 I think they caught on to the wolf in sheep's clothing act. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
4211 This time you be Pence and I'll be Trump. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
4212 The vote was 221 to zero. Apparently we are faced with a Union shop. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
4213 We don't have to count them to know we're outnumbered. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
4214 I told you they wouldn’t be impressed with the suits. 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
4215 I think we grabbed the wrong costume! 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
4216 No...I said SHEEP suits! 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
4217 I guess suits made of wool were not such a good idea. 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
4218 “The sheepskins were cruel, but these are worsted.” 1.2400 0.06532 75 62 8 5
4219 Round of golf? 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
4220 Get Babe here QUICK. 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
4221 So the sheep are all part of the #Metoo movement 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
4222 They said they want their clothes back... 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
4223 I've heard of wolves in sheep's clothing, but, sheep in wolves' clothing? 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
4224 Wow, I remember the whole “Circle of Life”talk going much better. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
4225 Jerry, I know you meant well, but maybe next time, don't compliment her by telling her she has a nice rack. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
4226 Yours tail's showing. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
4227 Don't worry about them. Fifty thousand wolves can't be wrong. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
4228 I think they're on to the fact that our suits are wool. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
4229 Dave, I know I said this #ewetoo thing was just a passing fad but I can admit when I’m wrong and I think we’re pretty screwed 1.2400 0.06532 75 62 8 5
4230 I'm willing to change into their clothing - anything for the vote! 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
4231 They simply liked it better when they thought they were safe. 1.2400 0.05644 75 58 14 2
4232 Maybe try dressing up like them" 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
4233 Looks like we're going to be dinner tonight. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
4234 They're saying their votes weren't counted. 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
4235 Are you asking me or are you asking ewe? 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
4236 Well, it started out as a Ponzi scheme. But then I thought if I feasted on the early investors, it just might work. Now what? 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
4237 Yeah, they keep on asking what they're supposed to do, now that 'The long national nightmare is over' 1.2400 0.06532 75 62 8 5
4238 They said your four years was a disaster. They voted you out and are waiting for you to leave. 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
4239 It might be time to gracefully concede.... 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
4240 Yeah, they're back on the democracy thing. 1.2400 0.05482 75 61 11 3
4241 I told you 'woke was the way', but you didn't listen-did you? Now you've started the #meewe movement. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
4242 They would like a word with the wolf on Wall Street 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
4243 I think they’re starting to get unruly, Mr. President. 1.2400 0.05644 75 58 14 2
4244 This is Wolf Blintz reporting from the Holy Land.....er Lancaster County Pennsylvania, excuse me! 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
4245 Took them long enough to figure it out... 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
4246 I told you! Outside of Wall Street we'd stick out like sore thumbs 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
4247 You try finding that much clover this time of year! 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
4248 Now why would we want to wear their clothing? 1.2400 0.04965 75 57 18 0
4249 You can fool all the sheep some of the time, and some of the sheep all of the time, but you cannot fool all the sheep all of the time. 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
4250 Somehow I am getting the feeling we put the wrong wool suits on. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
4251 I think it's time for you to concede. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
4252 Suckers and losers. Just don't let them know. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
4253 They're claiming it was cultural appropriation. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
4254 You look a little ‘sheepish’ . 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
4255 Our friends here haven't nailed the innocent look to go with the costume. 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
4256 Our cousins think business dress gives us an unfair advantage... 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
4257 This is more than we can eat ourselves. Let’s invite the rest of the pack. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
4258 Tell them that we are sheep in human clothing. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
4259 One or two playful rolls in the fields after a cocktail or two and these ewes think they own you. 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
4260 Well I'm counting on a number of these guys being wolves! 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
4261 Don't look now, but they're no longer sheepish. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
4262 Look, maybe we should just be honest. 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
4263 Aren't we supposed to be wearing sheep's clothing? 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
4264 Told you their "clothing" would've been better! 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
4265 I don't understand why they aren't going for it; these are the finest worsted. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
4266 It’s the national GOP post mortem and future planning committee. 1.2400 0.05644 75 58 13 2
4267 You promised them WHAT?!? 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
4268 Just tell them to stand back and stand by. 1.2400 0.06532 75 62 8 5
4269 Just tell them it's polyester. 1.2400 0.05644 75 58 14 2
4270 We are not like sheep. 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
4271 Thanks to the electoral college and jerrymandering I think we may pull this off. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
4272 Just say "Socialism". 1.2400 0.06532 75 62 8 5
4273 We fleeced the flock by offering discount rooms at the Four Seasons (Landscaping Co., that is). 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
4274 They voted for Trump and they're mad as Hell. 1.2400 0.04965 75 57 18 0
4275 Wadda mean you cancelled the order for wolves in sheep's clothing! 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
4276 They’re livid about getting a poor return on their wool stock investment and us making a killing 1.2400 0.06532 75 62 8 5
4277 Wolf ,we have new reporting on the demand for a recount. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
4278 While ‘Pink sky at night, sheep’s delight’ sounded good, I suppose they’re waiting for their delight, sir. 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
4279 They really prefer it when you wear wool." 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
4280 We never should have bought all wool suits! 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
4281 I dunno, Doug, it feels like they're being really unclear. 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
4282 They want to be counted, but I'd fall asleep before I finished 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
4283 We may have to rethink the hostile takeover. 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
4284 Tell 'em we're shearing their wool to keep them cool. 1.2400 0.04965 75 57 18 0
4285 You lost. I won. Now you leave. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
4286 They resent being treated like sheeple, Wally. 1.2400 0.05143 75 60 13 2
4287 As your attorney,I advise you to settle,as your friend,I advise you to run and hide. 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
4288 Sir, I think they found the picture from college of you in sheep's clothing. 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
4289 Yeah, I probably shouldn’t have worn their clothing 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
4290 Eventually they’ll they just believe we won. 1.2400 0.05644 75 58 14 2
4291 I hear the U.S is doing well swaying the herd. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
4292 They demand reparations or they will smother us. 1.2400 0.06532 75 62 8 5
4293 The sheep aren't happy,they want to go back to four legs. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
4294 Do you ever feel like you are being watched? 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
4295 If we tell them it’s good for them long enough, they’ll come ‘round. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
4296 I should think having to wear wool would be the least of their concerns. 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
4297 Apparently you underestimated Little Bo-peep 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
4298 When should we tell them that we actually want them to go to war against the other wolves? 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
4299 Looks like the Lambs are stewing about something I suggest we feed them Trump roast today 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
4300 I, for one, blame the Electoral College. 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
4301 You try counting them without falling asleep! 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
4302 I don't think they noticed. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
4303 We clearly misunderstood the dress code... 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
4304 You know they’re not going to take any of these back once they’ve been worn 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
4305 Sorry, I was told there was a pack meeting here today and that we wouldn't need to wear our sheep’s clothing until Friday. 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
4306 They say they've counted twice and it's still only 99. 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
4307 Talk about being sore losers. 1.2400 0.05482 75 61 11 3
4308 And just where do you propose to open your knitting shop? 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
4309 I think we HAVE to say, it’s only “Wolf Clothing”, then run! 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
4310 Just count them. Ewe, ewe, ewe, ewe, and ewe. 1.2400 0.06532 75 61 8 5
4311 If you wear Bo Peep's dress, you can have first pick after we drive them over the edge. 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
4312 Nobody likes a suit, Brad, unless it’s white and wooly. 1.2400 0.06250 75 60 10 4
4313 I say we waive the shearing this year . Because of COVID, you know. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
4314 So, they didn't vote for you but the Shepherd did. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
4315 Pull the wool over their eyes, they said. 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
4316 This is a class-action lawsuit that we can handle. 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
4317 This would never have happened without social media. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
4318 But we're not in sheep's clothing: what are they bitching about ? 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
4319 I told you to not wear your wool suit 1.2400 0.06532 75 62 8 5
4320 I think they still hold it against me that I ate one or two of them a while ago. 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
4321 Maybe I shouldn't have worn my summer wool suit today. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
4322 They're tired of hearing promises that they know we'll never keep. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
4323 Time to feast? 1.2400 0.01342 75 63 11 1
4324 Ya, well ask for a recount. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
4325 We are NOT outnumbered. I demand a recount. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
4326 We have to face the fact that the voters are unanimous and angry. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
4327 How can we tell them we've lost the election? 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
4328 They’re on to us. Must be these cheap wool suits. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
4329 Is there a better way to say cull the herd? 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
4330 Whatever you do don't call for a vote. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
4331 You said these suits were 100 percent wool. 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
4332 Whose clothing it is is really an intellectual property matter, don't you think? 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
4333 They believed you when you said you would win BIG. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
4334 Mad you say? Until they get teeth like ours, they'll be as ineffectual as a flock of Democrats. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
4335 They're demanding a graze. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
4336 I said we need cheap clothing...cheap! 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
4337 We're not Red or Blue, b-a-a-h-t we have our eyes on you! 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
4338 I'm not sure if this is a smorgasbord or an angry mob. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
4339 Just take the 'Rack of Lamb' off the menu. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
4340 They're demanding to be fleeced again. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
4341 My name is Trump, you play Pence and imagine they are the Senate. 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
4342 Should we tell them it's just a metaphor? 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
4343 Tell them we accept their demands. By tomorrow they won't remember what they demanded. 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
4344 They're not buying it. I say we go back to sheep's clothing. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
4345 So I might've lied about the pizza shop basement thing. Big deal, right? 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
4346 I think they are on to your polyester weave. 1.2400 0.06532 75 62 8 5
4347 Apparently they think they deserve a bigger graze. 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
4348 They are demanding refunds. You promised one wolf in sheep's clothing per farm, Barry. We're just lucky that the word got out before the hunting started or we'd be facing criminal charges. 1.2400 0.06532 75 62 8 5
4349 Proves the new whistle works, No more sheep costumes ! 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
4350 My assessment may have been off a bit when I said it will be like lambs to the slaughter 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
4351 They're fed up with the suits, and want us to go back to sheep's clothing. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
4352 Just put on your MAGA hat and we'll be fine. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
4353 Downsizing is always tough but this is going to be a bloodbath. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
4354 May I borrow some mint jelly, old chap. I'm fresh out. 1.2400 0.05315 75 57 16 1
4355 You forgot to have them sign NDA s , didn't you? 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
4356 I told them the suits just breathe better. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
4357 They heard about our spy. 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
4358 You're just a wolf in sheeps' clothing. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
4359 The old Sheep's Clothing routine worked a heck of a lot better than this Gentlemen's Attire getup. 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
4360 They say it's not what you said, it's the way you said it. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
4361 I think they have a majority on this one 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
4362 Let me guess, they found out the slaughter's not a country club 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
4363 I had no trouble getting volunteers to count the votes in Georgia! 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
4364 I'm sorry! All I said was,"I PREFER cashmere." 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
4365 I think we look too much like politicians. 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
4366 Let's recount. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
4367 I love the uneducated. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
4368 I think they're offended that we didn't share with them that the dinner attire was semi-formal. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
4369 Let’s get the Don to win them over to our way of seeing things. 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
4370 They're waiting for the woolection results. 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
4371 I could have shorn I knew the way 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
4372 I heard one of them is provocative. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
4373 Your idea of getting the pack new uniforms was brilliant! 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
4374 I told you, we should have gone with the sharkskin! 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
4375 Aw, screw it. Let’s go to Peter Luger’s. My treat. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
4376 So why don't you pick out some nice lamb chops while I get the grill going? 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
4377 I don't think they are buying this "business men" in wolves clothing thing. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
4378 Sure, everyone's heard of mutton stew but who's ever heard of wolf stew? 1.2400 0.05955 75 59 12 3
4379 Alright. Maybe THREE bags full is too much. But see if you can shave a few dollars off their annual shearing bonus. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
4380 Have you tried blaming the anti-wolf media? 1.2400 0.06532 75 62 8 5
4381 The silent but deadly majority. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
4382 'Let's try the hen house,' the fox said sheepishly. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
4383 They have the audacity to think they won the election... 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
4384 I don't know.... Tell them they're needed for a sleep study. 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
4385 If we don't lay off them on weekends they're threatening to unionize. 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
4386 Maybe a wool suit was the wrong choice. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
4387 Do you want to tell them or shall I? 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
4388 Geez,it's just a takeover. It's not a massacre. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
4389 We've been made. The lawyer's clothing was a bad idea 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
4390 It's unanimous, I fear: they don't like our clothing. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
4391 You idiot! They get their woolen clothing at Baahhherry, not Burberry! 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
4392 It looks like they aren't buying the sheep in men's clothing bit. 1.2400 0.06532 75 61 8 5
4393 I know the boss wants me to get the sheep counted, but every time I get to 13, I'm like...zzzz...out! 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
4394 Do ya suppose it's our leather jackets? 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
4395 I just told them to stand there and we would make the pasture great again. 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
4396 We can all smell the mutton on your breath. 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
4397 You take the ones on the right, and I'll take the ones on the left. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
4398 I've got a baaad feeling about this. 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
4399 The tailor insisted that this is the finest sheep's clothing. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
4400 I let it slip my wool suit's a bit itchy. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
4401 It’s the #metoo,3,4,5,6,7....movement. 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
4402 Pull the wool over their eyes? You've got to be kidding! 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
4403 I was getting really sleepy, and then all of a sudden I wasn’t! Go figure. 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
4404 They said, “Recount this!” 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
4405 If you only count the legal votes, we win. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
4406 You know they’re all wolves... 1.2400 0.06532 75 62 8 5
4407 I say we name the restaurant "Wolf & Lamb" 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
4408 Culture appropriation protest 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
4409 Tell Little Bo peep that it is going to cost extra to find her sheep. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
4410 1 sheep, 2 sheep, 3 sheep, zzzz...” “You aren’t so strong after all, huh wolves. Hahaha. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
4411 I only aced the part of fooling some of them all of the time. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
4412 I see a way to work this dress code thing to our advantage. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
4413 Yes, they're serious, but could they be hiding something? 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
4414 Herd IN-UNITY is fake news. 1.2400 0.06532 75 62 8 5
4415 We told it like it is, but now they want it like it should be. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
4416 Well... I didn’t think we’d get this far... 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
4417 It's a good thing they're not wolves. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
4418 Apparently it was out of character for you to suggest something kind and gracious. 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
4419 Loosely translated, sir, 'Herd Immunity: that's our story and we're stickin' to it.' 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
4420 I need them to love me. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
4421 But Mr. President you lost the election. 1.2400 0.06532 75 62 8 5
4422 Keep this conversation between me and ewe. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
4423 At least we didn’t produce methane . 1.2400 0.06532 75 61 8 5
4424 You’re the one who wanted lamb chops. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
4425 Let's not try to pull the wool over their eyes. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
4426 I think your song about counting troubles instead of sheep pissed them off. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
4427 Maybe a few, but they’re not all wolves in sheep’s clothing. 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
4428 They've been so docile until your behavior changed. You might want to consider letting a new Shepherd take over before there is a revolt! 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
4429 I think it’s something about the clothing. 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
4430 Really? The shear gall...! 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
4431 Your sheep are waiting and you should be able to sheer more from them. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
4432 I told you I couldn’t sleep. 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
4433 I don't think they believe the election was stolen; maybe you can tell them you just want to recount all the votes by hand yourself. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
4434 I think they recognize us. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
4435 A quick change of clothes and we'll fleece 'em again. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
4436 The memo said to wear "SHEEP"S CLOTHING", not "WOOL CLOTHING". 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
4437 Do we really have to count them all? Or can we just go to sleep? 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
4438 Don't look now but things are looking very, very baaad... 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
4439 Just tell 'em the new sheperd's a temp. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
4440 Let's try the elk reunion over those hills. 1.2400 0.06532 75 62 8 5
4441 I know what I want to do, but I don't know where to begin. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
4442 Well, that didn't work. Here we thought they were just sheep. 1.2400 0.06532 75 62 8 5
4443 Give it a minute,they'll forget why they're angry. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
4444 Maybe I shouldn't have asked for a recount. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
4445 Well, I guess you did it, they unionized! 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
4446 Surprisingly, it’s not so much that we eat them. They don’t like our suits being 100% wool. 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
4447 Have you herd the latest? 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
4448 They insist they all be counted. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
4449 Mitch,just tell them it was rigged. 1.2400 0.06802 75 63 6 6
4450 I'm thinking we should have gone casual. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
4451 They want to know who got de-fleeced to make these suits. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
4452 They know it was you in disguise. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
4453 Maybe it was a mistake to try to pull the wool over their eyes. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
4454 Why did you tell them a vaccine was coming ? 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
4455 Yeah, we solved the case. But honestly, do you really think she lost her sheep, and doesn't know where to find them, or did she ditch them? 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
4456 Apparently they heard about the upcoming shearing. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
4457 They view your sheep’s clothing bit as predatory rather than performance. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
4458 Sure, they're easy to rally, but I sometimes wonder if they truly understand the platform. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
4459 Knock off the bah, bah black sheep rhyme, it won’t work this time 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
4460 It's not about the money they could make. They just don't want their wool being worn by werewolves. 1.2400 0.06250 75 60 10 4
4461 Does not appear the sheep will follow us” 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
4462 You’re just trying to trick us by not wearing sheep’s clothing! 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
4463 your suit conveys a love for lamb chops. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
4464 Ah think its time to say baa baa and get back down south where it"s wahm 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
4465 Well, woold ewe look at that! 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
4466 What do you think? Independent contractors or employees? 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
4467 They claim we’ve been fleecing the herd and demand a share in wool futures. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
4468 I know the lamb chops prices are sky high, but the wool union does not like your idea. 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
4469 I told you that they would get a kick out of you dressing up as a sheep in wolf's clothing. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
4470 Well Sir, I believe we have the perfect solution for your "snack and a nap" request. 1.2400 0.04965 75 57 18 0
4471 President Trump, your maskless followers are dying to attend your next Superspreader Rally. 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
4472 The ewes will not replace us 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
4473 The new recruits from Lamb Ladies Against Wolf-Men didn't realize we could recognize them by their spike heels. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
4474 Did you propose to all of them? 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
4475 Show them you're a strong but unconventional leader, you said. And they'll follow you anywhere, you said. Any more bright ideas? 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
4476 just pull the wool over their eyes. they'll never notice. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
4477 Okay, got the whole class in costume and they’re ready to go out there and do some damage! 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
4478 I told you we shouldn’t wear sheepskin 1.2400 0.04965 75 57 18 0
4479 Actually it's your polling, Mr. Silver. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
4480 I knew these polyester suits were a bad idea. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
4481 So much for discarding our 'Wolf in sheep's clothing' branding. 1.2400 0.06532 75 62 8 5
4482 Send a text to Bo-Peep, tell her we need her ASAP. 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
4483 I thought they’d be happy we stopped wearing their clothing. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
4484 Ohh, I thought you said ‘sharp’... 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
4485 Face it. They just HATE a wolf in chic clothing. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
4486 Told you we should’ve stayed in sheep‘s clothing. 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
4487 They say they were all promised MAGA hats. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
4488 I don't think the wool suit fooled them. 1.2400 0.03720 75 59 16 0
4489 I say we should get out of these outfits. 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
4490 Social distancing can work ? 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
4491 They claim to be the popular vote. 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
4492 Tell 'em it's a cliche. I've changed my ways. I'm a vegetarian now. 1.2400 0.06532 75 62 8 5
4493 Who will tell them there's been a change of leader? 1.2400 0.05802 75 61 9 4
4494 Well, for one thing you could have mentioned that there was a second clothing option 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
4495 They want feral parity, say being white makes them too easy as targets! 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
4496 No, they won't loan us any clothing. 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
4497 You know it was much easier before they unionized . 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
4498 They're demanding herd immunity 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
4499 They think we' re unsuitable. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
4500 Seems we’re at an impasse on the exact meaning of herd immunity. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
4501 THEY SAY THEY'RE ANTI-RACISTS: WHAT DID WE DO WITH THE BLACK SHEEP 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
4502 I think they're on to us. I told ya wool suits wouldn't work as sheep's clothing. 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
4503 Let's flip to see who shears off his frock first. 1.2400 0.04965 75 57 18 0
4504 We're gonna need new clothing. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
4505 I dare you to pick out the one with the black eye, two straight arms and one bent ear. 1.2400 0.06532 75 62 8 5
4506 If you eat one, you have to eat them all and, honestly, I'm not that hungry. 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
4507 They can tell we are wearing suits made from predator friendly wool. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
4508 Maybe we should try lighten the mood? "Ewes on first?" 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
4509 The sheep's clothing campaign doesn't seem to be working. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
4510 Forget the group stare. They’ll be mutton left when the rest of the office gets here. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
4511 Looks hopeless but maybe there are some wolves in the group 1.2400 0.04965 75 57 18 0
4512 Bill,what have you done this time? 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
4513 Sir, we may have miscalculated the current climate. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
4514 So, they’re all okay with going over the cliff, as long as we eliminate the health plan deductible and extend working from home indefinitely. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
4515 Why don't EWE ever believe what I say? 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
4516 Who do you call for herd immunity? 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
4517 I'm not sure why they don't trust us 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
4518 Trump still can't sleep. He's demanding a recount. 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
4519 They demand to know if we're trying to pull the wool over their eyes again. 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
4520 Of course they're pissed - you're wearing Polyester. 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
4521 Did you say,'democracy' 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
4522 Yes, the cut is exquisite, but I think we should've gone with something off their backs. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
4523 Why are they saying stop the count? We always count them. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
4524 Tell them the one about the lamb laying down with the lion. 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
4525 Yes, my suit is lambswool. Why do you ask? 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
4526 Never get directions from farmer Hitchcock. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
4527 You called them sheep. 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
4528 You can't eat their retirements AND their children. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
4529 Where's Little Bo-Peep when you need her? 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
4530 I was assured these suits were 100% wool 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
4531 Should we start wearing our sheepskin vests again? 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
4532 Sir, they are demanding we go... vegan. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
4533 I told you to wear white. 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
4534 No...no...can’t let them form their own union!! 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
4535 Sheeples no more. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
4536 Stay calm. An insomniac will start counting soon. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
4537 told you we should’ve served shepherd’s pie instead of lamb casserole 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
4538 So the free bagels on Friday idea obviously did not work out. 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
4539 Whose turn is it to take the fall? 1.2400 0.05955 75 59 12 3
4540 Just trust me, I know them better than anyone. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
4541 We screwed up the census! 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
4542 This is why you’re supposed to convince them they’re one of us. 1.2400 0.06532 75 62 8 5
4543 Well, sir, it was my understanding they'd blindly follow you anywhere too, but I don't think calling them 'disgusting' helped much. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
4544 Just tell them that they're linen suits. 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
4545 Not so sheepish 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
4546 Mr. President, your sheeple seem restless. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
4547 Just because they wear sheep's clothing... and identify as sheep, doesn't mean we won't devour you in court. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
4548 Sir, I think they’re beginning to realize that some sheep aren’t taking a paid vacation to the “farm.” 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
4549 they’ve realized the two parties are actually the same party 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
4550 Do we tell them, then eat them, or just eat them?" 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
4551 Imposed democracy 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
4552 They meant the other Four Seasons 1.2400 0.06532 75 62 8 5
4553 I'm full. Save these guys for later 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
4554 It's OK I'm pretty sure they're fake ewes 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
4555 I just don't see what the big deal is about my Halloween costume. Sheep's clothing is cultural appreciation, not appropriation. 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
4556 Not understanding why our disguises don't seem to be working, it's sheep's clothing, the labels say 100% Wool! 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
4557 So who's it going to be? Either way, they're going to be eaten alive. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
4558 Oh sheep! They’re finally onto us! 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
4559 So I told them the story about the boy who cried sheep. 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
4560 When do you think they’ll notice the colourful lot on the other side. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
4561 I got them rilled up. The shearing is up to you. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
4562 Looks like the flock final got sick of being fleeced. 1.2400 0.06532 75 62 8 5
4563 We better call HR 1.2400 0.06532 75 62 8 5
4564 The "Law Suits" were a nice touch-but they still refuse to be recounted...how will we ever put 2020 to sleep. 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
4565 You’re joking! You gave the wolf speech to the sheep? 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
4566 Lots of wool. Lots of eyes. You know what to do 1.2400 0.06532 75 62 8 5
4567 Two Million mad sheep trump two Mod Wolves (at least by my count) 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
4568 Uh oh. They’ve discovered Democracy 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
4569 Maybe they are just wolves in sheep's clothing. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
4570 @newyorkermag “they’re sheepishly optimistic” 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
4571 Sir, they’re saying your post online is an insult to all sheep! 1.2400 0.05315 75 57 16 1
4572 Do you want to let the dogs out or should I ??? 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
4573 Told you we should have gone with the polyester blend. 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
4574 . yes I am sure they all cried. Now what do we do? 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
4575 Well Mike, what do we tell them now that we’ve lost? 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
4576 Sir, I believe the sheep have finally had it; I urge you to concede or they may bleat us to death. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
4577 We don’t have to say Sheep Matter if we say all animals matter, right? 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
4578 We probably shouldn’t have hiked the price on that wool-saving drug by 5000% 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
4579 Is it now that we cast doubt on the results? 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
4580 I know what their count said but they’re protesting their own results. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
4581 It’s like they don’t even believe we fairly won the election 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
4582 I told you not to cheat on the baa exam! 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
4583 Ya wanna grab coffee after this? Maybe some scones. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
4584 Sir, those sheeps in sheep’s clothing are eagerly waiting for your lead. 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
4585 So... this is an intervention? But I don’t have a problem... 😳 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
4586 So now what? 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
4587 corporate sheep 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
4588 Just tell ‘em you’ll run again in ‘24. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
4589 Oh that’s just great...and I had specifically told you...you can only fool SOME of the sheep...some of the time. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
4590 We should tell them there’s one of us among them 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
4591 You think they figured it out? 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
4592 Is it just me or do they look angry? 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
4593 What are we supposed to do now that everyone’s dressed? 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
4594 let’s trigger them a bit more for even more sensational rating 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
4595 They are demanding to be immediately dispatched to Slaughterhouse B for which they all voted. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
4596 people just aren’t counting sheep like they used to 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
4597 I did say ‘dress to impress.’ 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
4598 Over-herd about the recount? 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
4599 IDK, I only hinted the POTUS might lose sleep 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
4600 They’re demanding a recount of the baaaaaaaaaa-llots 1.2400 0.06532 75 62 8 5
4601 They want to know what happened to our sheep’s clothing now that the election is over. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
4602 Let’s just keep telling them that the liberal elite sheep stole their wool 1.2400 0.06802 75 63 6 6
4603 - Is it a revolt? - No, Sire, it’s a revolution. 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
4604 I’m getting the impression they would like us to go back to Wall Street... 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
4605 Why don’t we lead them off a cliff. 1.2400 0.06250 75 60 10 4
4606 Don't you just hate how casual Friday is now a thing? 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
4607 When should we finally break it to them that they’re wolves in sheep’s clothing? 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
4608 The sheep demand a recount! 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
4609 They’re just pissed because Black Friday is cancelled. 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
4610 Ok, so who is in charge now? 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
4611 Thousands of them died on our watch but let’s just tell them we did the best we can and blame it on the sheep in the other pasture. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
4612 Woke-up Sheeple. 1.2400 0.06532 75 62 8 5
4613 As we’ve always said, they’re all just sheep, sir. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
4614 I told you to just concede. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
4615 It's okay, they still don't realize that lines are imaginary. 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
4616 'They've had it with being fleeced; we'd better change tack or it'll be over to Ewe'. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
4617 At least we still have control of the Senate. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
4618 I told them they couldn't keep their Healthcare provider in the merger. 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
4619 Under normal circumstances I'd never suggest this, but I insist we stop counting. 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 0
4620 Every goat and their every vote counts. Should we do this again? 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
4621 The flock has spoken. It’s time to go vegetarian. 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
4622 Who would’ve thought that they’d unionize 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
4623 Thank God they can’t count us 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
4624 Do you think they know we are going to eat them? 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
4625 We let them vote on lunch but do we really need to let them vote on what's for dinner? 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
4626 On the count of three, RUN 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
4627 I would be wearing sheep's clothing, but I would never sacrifice my dignity. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
4628 You think they’ll believe we won’t eat them? 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
4629 I assure you... This is the first time I've had a complaint logged with Animal Resources. 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
4630 I take it your “Undercover Boss” airing didn’t go over so well. 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
4631 This was a really tough decision to make, but grazing fees just make it uneconomical to continue here. 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
4632 I THINK, they may have seen me doing laundry. 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
4633 If you’re the ‘Wolf of Wall Sheep’ you’re bound to make a few enemies, Jordan. 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
4634 Ewe too? 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
4635 They don't mind being part of the solution, but they want to know what we're doing to address the problem. 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
4636 I don’t like layoffs either, but there are too many we would need to eat. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
4637 Ewe mad. 1.2329 0.06621 73 61 7 5
4638 We want Biden! 1.2329 0.06327 73 60 9 4
4639 'The landscape appears to have changed.' 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
4640 How did they find out about health insurance ? 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
4641 We may need a new wardrobe. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
4642 No more lambasting. We'll shepherd them toward the midlands. 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
4643 I told you not to herd them past that barbecue restaurant!” 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
4644 How was I supposed to know they identified as rams... 1.2329 0.06327 73 60 9 4
4645 Perhaps less processed wool might have made a better disguise. 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
4646 We don’t need to win them over. We just need them to resent each other. 1.2329 0.06327 73 60 9 4
4647 Why not just say they have mistaken you for your doppelganger? 1.2329 0.05694 73 56 13 1
4648 Sir, this might be a good time to change into their clothing. 1.2329 0.06327 73 60 9 4
4649 So they listened to me for four years, what I do care? 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
4650 Whaddya think, should we let them decide? 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
4651 they don't know who to follow now 1.2329 0.06621 73 61 7 5
4652 I think that we misunderstood the "wear your best wool suit to work" part of the memo... 1.2329 0.06327 73 60 9 4
4653 Like it or not, they can’t graze here unless they swear eternal fealty to Trump. 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
4654 I told you we shouldn't have let Nevada count. 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
4655 Just ignore them for now, and act sheepish! 1.2329 0.06621 73 61 7 5
4656 Sure they are angry , but what are they goin to do , knit it an ugly sweater? 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
4657 This is on you for telling them that Trump lost. 1.2329 0.05694 73 57 13 2
4658 Now would be a good time to be a wolf in sheep's clothing. 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
4659 You really shouldn't have called Lambchop a stupid puppet 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
4660 It's that discount suit you're wearing. There's nothing they hate worse than a wolf in cheap clothing. 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
4661 I'm a bit sheepish. You tell 'em. 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
4662 Vote on what's for lunch? Sure--why not? 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
4663 These Ewes are pissed, wanting to keep their sweaters for this climate changing Winter. 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
4664 We count, they don't. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
4665 Our only hope to become wolves in sheep's clothing, quick? 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
4666 Let’s move slowly to the right... 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
4667 Have we considered asking for another recount? 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
4668 First off, wool is overrated and second, they’re not buying it. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
4669 I'm worried, Bill. They're muttering about the Second Amendment. 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
4670 Maybe Brooks Brothers wasn't the way to go. 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
4671 They just want to be us. 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
4672 They’re saying these wool suits are cultural appropriation. I give up. 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
4673 Fifty million Frenchmen can't be wrong. 1.2329 0.06327 73 60 9 4
4674 Now, what’s this “wolves in sheep’s clothing” all about? 1.2329 0.06327 73 60 9 4
4675 What do you expect! When you're elected, voters expect you to keep your promises! 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
4676 I think they're on to us Bob. I told you we should have created an exit strategy. 1.2329 0.04981 73 56 17 0
4677 I think we need back up. 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
4678 I could've sworn the invitation said cheap suit, not sheep suit... 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
4679 So uh... Where's the kid? 1.2329 0.06327 73 60 9 4
4680 I don’t know. I think it’s a bit late to try the sheep’s clothing bit, don’t you? 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
4681 When we're done gentle cycle and Woolite. 1.2329 0.06019 73 58 11 3
4682 For some reason, they think we’re connected to family members disappearing. 1.2329 0.06327 73 60 9 4
4683 No more sheep counting! 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
4684 I told you that sheep's clothing is casual these days. 1.2329 0.04981 73 56 17 0
4685 They won't settle for less than one hour additional grazing time and a 5% kickback on all wool sales." 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
4686 They found out what your suit is made of. 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
4687 I remember the days when they just used Farmer Brown's typewriter. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
4688 It looks like we failed to pull the wool over their eyes... 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
4689 I told you we should've got wool suits. 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
4690 Looks like ewe're in trouble. 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
4691 They're not big fans of our rebranding. 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
4692 Pay them no mind, it's just the quadrennial reform movement. 1.2329 0.04147 73 59 13 1
4693 I don't know, it's something about "sheeple." 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
4694 Geoffrey, I feel this situation may require some "delicate restraint" on our part... 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
4695 They are not interested in arbitration 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
4696 They want us to become vegetarians. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
4697 I wouldn't worry about it. We've gerrymandered the field so we have a permanent majority. 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
4698 I deny your claims under a class action suit given that they were obvious acts of nature. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
4699 I didn't realize your sleep problem was this bad. 1.2329 0.04981 73 56 17 0
4700 What can i tell you? They were easily lead, seemed to think it was a great idea at the time! 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
4701 They want a revision of their Bill of Rights Bill . 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
4702 Um,"baaa." 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
4703 So, you think their movement is just a lot of woolgathering? 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
4704 Evidently, Einstein, 100% wool doesn't do the trick. 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
4705 Picking a wool suit was not a good choice. 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
4706 Sure, they may look angry, but guys like us can grab them anywhere we want and they will forgive us 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
4707 Guess we should have followed the dress code. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
4708 Turns out sheep can't afford this clothing. 1.2329 0.06327 73 60 9 4
4709 Calling him the “establishment shepherd” worked. Now they want us to lead the rally. 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
4710 I don’t think telling them we’ve become vegans has worked. 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
4711 They’ve noticed that you’re wearing Rayon. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
4712 I wouldn't be caught dead in one of those. 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
4713 I knew we could count on your team. 1.2329 0.04981 73 56 17 0
4714 Can we ditch our suits and join the flock, or is it too late? 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
4715 They are wolves in sheep's clothing! 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
4716 I'm not entirely sure if you qualify for a class action. 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
4717 Mr. President, surely we can't fleece them all! 1.2329 0.06327 73 60 9 4
4718 Sorry Mr. President, but I believe the Baaa's have it. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
4719 Don"t worry. They're really all wolves in sheep's clothing. 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
4720 I''ve lost count and this feels like a nightmare. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
4721 It may be "herd" mentality but this is one pissed-off flock; I vote we stage a dignified withdrawal. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
4722 It could be the shoes... 1.2329 0.06327 73 60 9 4
4723 Look, I think I can plea this thing down to just identity theft, but you need to stop licking your lips when you look at the plaintiffs." 1.2329 0.06621 73 61 7 5
4724 Sure, they've got herd immunity but what about us? 1.2329 0.05349 73 56 15 1
4725 Gee Mitch, let's let them marinate first before we grill them. 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
4726 I knew we were going to have trouble when we allowed them to unionize. 1.2329 0.06327 73 60 9 4
4727 They're very unhappy about our new dress code. 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
4728 If I win my case, I get thirty percent. I never said "of what". 1.2329 0.06327 73 60 9 4
4729 Call corporate. 1.2329 0.06327 73 60 9 4
4730 Get on with the program, mates” 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
4731 I think they just figured out we've been pulling the wool over their eyes for years... 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
4732 I’m not going to tell them. You tell them.” “Times like this I really wish we hadn’t eaten Mikey. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
4733 W here's Pig when we need him? 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
4734 We’re modeling how the Whitehouse makes Cabinet selections. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
4735 Is this ovine knot suggesting some sort of sheepshank redemption? 1.2329 0.06327 73 60 9 4
4736 We may have misinterpreted the instructions for sheep's clothing 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
4737 They’ve been listening to the fake news again! 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
4738 I told you these business suits wouldn't work as well as sheep's clothing. 1.2329 0.06327 73 60 9 4
4739 OK. We got ‘em believing you actually won the election. Now what?! 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
4740 Let's tell them we can get rid of the dogs. 1.2329 0.04981 73 56 17 0
4741 Did you really think we wouldn’t notice you in your sheep wool clothing? 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
4742 Perhaps a synthetic jogging suit would have been a better choice. 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
4743 Jesus, Jerry, do I need to get Baarbara on this? 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
4744 They say somebody named Bo Peep lost them, and it's time for them to go home, wagging their tails behind them. 1.2329 0.06327 73 60 9 4
4745 I keep telling you don't shit where you eat, but do you listen? 1.2329 0.06327 73 60 9 4
4746 They are not buying the story that we're from Trump University. 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
4747 You said this wool suit would be enough. 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
4748 Maybe sheep’s clothing would have been preferable to lawyers’. 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
4749 That look? Are they upset or just puzzled? 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
4750 Sir, I believe a majority of the community has spoken. I think we should concede and just leave quietly now. 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
4751 When you say "white sheep matter" you've got to sound more sincere. 1.2329 0.04981 73 56 17 0
4752 Relax. They're not mad at us. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
4753 Of course not, but they're here to LOOK for election fraud. 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
4754 Well, I guess we didn't pull the wool over their eyes." 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
4755 The grass IS greener on our side... 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
4756 Check the labels again. I could swear they said 100% wool. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
4757 Sorry, Joe, we have to disqualify you. The team members are not social distancing. 1.2329 0.05349 73 56 15 1
4758 Yes, Mr. President. 1.2329 0.06621 73 61 7 5
4759 Maybe we should have stuck with the sheep's clothing plan a little while longer. 1.2329 0.06327 73 60 9 4
4760 This is gonna be tough, not a lamb among them. 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
4761 Sheep—Republicans . . . I didn't think they would notice the difference! 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
4762 I don't think they like your new sheepskin jacket... 1.2329 0.06019 73 57 11 3
4763 Nice job, but awe didn't need them all at once. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
4764 How many times must say it? You need to pull the wool over their eyes! 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
4765 The media says they voted not to be eaten, but that's clearly fraud. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
4766 Sheep CLOTHING, not sheepskin! 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
4767 They're sheep. Get over it. 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
4768 We need a better motto than "United we stand! ...... It always backfires. 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
4769 We need to come up with better platitudes. 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
4770 Maybe you were right, sheep's clothing might have worked better than investment banker clothing 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 10 3
4771 Funny that they were happier when we were in sheep's clothing. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
4772 The mutton constituency appears to be opposed to a hand recount. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
4773 Our demographics still show us with a commanding lead. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
4774 Just bite the bullet and admit it was you in the sheepface photo. 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
4775 Remember, we didn't know about the fracking. 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
4776 It would appear our Ralph Lauren collection has violated section C.2.07 of the sheep's clothing code. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
4777 Yes,O know they're acting like a bunch of sheep, but the vote has been verified. You're fired. 1.2329 0.06621 73 61 7 5
4778 ...and they don't even know our plan was to eat ALL of them. 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
4779 I'm telling you, my brother-in-law sold them those sheepskins in bulk last week! 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
4780 The suits didn't work; I think they are on to us. 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
4781 They're accusing us of a long history of cultural appropriation. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
4782 ...one day, they will awake... 1.2329 0.06327 73 60 9 4
4783 Face it Steve, this is a large class action lawsuit against your client and we will not accept a settlement." 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
4784 Let's face it. We lost the election. 1.2329 0.06327 73 60 9 4
4785 Don't worry - one of them is my brother. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
4786 I knew we should not have trusted that former Exec from Men's Wearhouse as our costume designer for this gig when he said "You're gonna like the way you look". 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
4787 I told you we should have worn the fleece suits. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
4788 Lookin' at the number of Biden sheeps over here, I think you should give this conceding thing a try. Just sayin' 1.2329 0.06327 73 60 9 4
4789 They might be in suits but they’re still wolves! 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
4790 I think it's time we consider Plan B. 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
4791 Why no, I haven't seen any two back sheep, have you Lobo? 1.2329 0.04371 73 57 16 0
4792 I know it didn't work out with Little Red Riding Hood, but honestly Barry - I've got this. 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
4793 They've been brainwashed by Trump, and they're getting ready for the million MAGA march in DC. 1.2329 0.06621 73 61 7 5
4794 It's these suits. 100% Microfiber. Big mistake. 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
4795 I think I have a plan... 1.2329 0.06327 73 60 9 4
4796 Baa-humbug. Beats me why they don’t believe us... We’re way beyond pulling the wool over their eyes. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
4797 Unfortunately, sir, I don’t think litigation is going to help. 1.2329 0.06327 73 60 9 4
4798 They say they'll go home if they don't get the red hat they were promised. 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
4799 I thought we were supposed to be wearing the sheep's clothing. 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
4800 Apparently negotiations have gone from "baaad" to worsted. 1.2329 0.06327 73 60 9 4
4801 Disaffected followers. 1.2329 0.04981 73 56 17 0
4802 Do you think they'll care that wool makes me itch? 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
4803 Refresh my memory,which metaphor is this? 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
4804 Well,I guess crying’s out of the question...? 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
4805 Well, are you going to tell them you ate their Shepherd? 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
4806 We need a new business model. They formed a union. 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
4807 Their union won't budge... Culling the herd is not acceptable. 1.2329 0.06902 73 62 5 6
4808 Even though they’re sheep, I guess they still know what it is they’re looking at. 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
4809 I think we should count one more time" "Well alright, but I'm getting sleepy 1.2329 0.06327 73 60 9 4
4810 They say that us wearing sheep's clothing is cultural appropriation 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
4811 Sure, they can vote! 1.2329 0.06327 73 60 9 4
4812 Not yet....not yet... 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
4813 They're all here to audition to be on Princess Diana's sweater. 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
4814 Moving up into an administrative position has had its challenges. 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
4815 I warned you it's better to count your blessings instead of sheep. 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
4816 Like lambs to the slaughter...I never thought this many would fall for my fake Million Mutton March. 1.2329 0.06327 73 60 9 4
4817 Oh, they still love me. I can grab them by the fleece whenever I want to. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
4818 Sir, I'm starting to think democracy was not a good idea. 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
4819 I say, old boy, don't you think they've grown rather huffy and puffy? 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
4820 New law: shearing is cruel. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
4821 I just made a great deal with a sleep aid company. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
4822 You were the one that insisted on calling Arizona so early. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
4823 They want me to stop referring to blind followers as sheeple. 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
4824 How the hell should I know about what sheep wear? 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
4825 I don't care if they're upset, this clothing feels more natural to me. 1.2329 0.06327 73 60 9 4
4826 Clearly, you have a type. And, I think the words out that you play the field. 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
4827 I guess the wolf in business clothing look no longer works since we all went remote. 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
4828 I was informed that they have unionized and have some demands. 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
4829 You obviously haven't pulled it over their eyes.... 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
4830 You try to improve yourself, and everyone resents you. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
4831 Funny, they get upset at a wolf in wolves's clothing. 1.2329 0.06327 73 60 9 4
4832 Why are they looking at us like that?" "They are practicing their poll watching 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
4833 They’re just angry because they thought this year’s shearing would be at the actual Four Seasons. 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
4834 I thought this was supposed to be a Skype interview. 1.2329 0.04786 73 58 14 1
4835 I think we forgot to put on our mask. 1.2329 0.06327 73 60 9 4
4836 I think its about time we put a sheep in a cheap suit on the team 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
4837 We should probably look into a second stimulus Bill 1.2329 0.06327 73 60 9 4
4838 They demand to know why everyone’s counting votes and not counting them. 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
4839 Simon said “hands on hips!”. 1.2329 0.06327 73 60 9 4
4840 Together they would no longer allow the businesswolves to take take take. 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
4841 Maybe if you had put Bo Peep on the ticket, things would have been different. 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
4842 These are all Reginas George in sheepskin 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
4843 They're no longe feeling sheepish regarding the status quo. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
4844 Maybe our message about the ‘carnivore silent majority’ didn't go as well as we thought. 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
4845 Just tell them we’re here to drain the swamp. Last time worked 1.2329 0.04981 73 56 17 0
4846 No, you recount them. Im nearly asleep. 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
4847 just keep them looking at us, so they don’t look where the show is really happening 1.2329 0.06327 73 60 9 4
4848 Wolf 1 to wolf 2 🐺: “No, you are the big, bad wolf.” 1.2329 0.06327 73 60 9 4
4849 I told you it was too soon for ‘sheeple’ jokes. 1.2329 0.06327 73 60 9 4
4850 They’re just upset because we still can’t fall asleep. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
4851 Sir, a lawsuit doesn’t change the fact that we’re outnumbered. It’s time to get the flock outta here. 1.2329 0.06621 73 61 7 5
4852 I believe we are outflocked 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
4853 They may have figured we were never on their side! 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
4854 No one counts anything anymore, including sheep 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
4855 I believe putting another grand in Facebook Ads won’t work this time. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
4856 they’re asking for overtime pay again. Something about working even later into the night... 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
4857 They’re not falling for the polyester blend 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
4858 Maybe we shouldn't talk about wool prices in front of them. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
4859 Do your job. You are the wolf, this is not the time to play politics. 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
4860 Needless to stay, their transparency wasn’t well received. 1.2329 0.04981 73 56 17 0
4861 Should I tell them we’re recounting them for sleep purposes? 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
4862 But if we concede, they’ll realize that our whole plan was to eat them alive all along. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
4863 How long until they realize we are going to eat them later?” 👩‍ 1.2329 0.06327 73 60 9 4
4864 It's ok, they're just "power posing" ... but I think we should block their access to TED Talks. 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
4865 Frankly, I have no idea what they mean when they talk about "racial inequity" 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
4866 Nah, man, I believe you. In all the years I've known you, you never once tried to eat me. They just want attention. 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
4867 ‘I warned you dude: Never tell the Blitzer joke in a red state.’ 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
4868 I think we underestimated them. 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
4869 Where's the boy who cried vote? 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
4870 Now the sheep want to count. 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
4871 Sir, they have finished counting us and they just want to talk. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
4872 I evicted them from their homes... now what? 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
4873 Mr.President, I think we may have angered your followers” 1.2329 0.06621 73 61 7 5
4874 They want us to restore their dental plan 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
4875 We Can hold them back if we agree to let them get sheared. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
4876 If you’re havin’ wool problems, I feel bad for you son. 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
4877 What line of BS are we gonna feed these sheeple this time? 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
4878 Don, they've got us made. I think its time to concede. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
4879 I think they want us to count all of them. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
4880 Paper towels or toilet paper, Mr. President? 1.2329 0.07173 73 63 3 7
4881 I’m warning you, we’ll never win against their herd impunity! 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
4882 Apparently they don’t like the “you’re the consumers, but we’ll still eat you” joke. 1.2329 0.06621 73 61 7 5
4883 I told them to look for the black sheep in the team, and so they turned to us. 1.2329 0.04981 73 56 17 0
4884 Women for Trump 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
4885 Don't you just love sheep - there's really nothing more tasty than sheep. 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
4886 Do you think they saw us eat Frank last night? 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
4887 I HA VE A FEELING THAT WE ARE OUTNUMBERED 1.2317 0.04999 82 64 17 1
4888 The loan collectors say they aren’t leaving until you pay up. 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
4889 They've gotten tired of our business practices. 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
4890 Not a mask among them. They say they are going for flock immunity. 1.2297 0.04923 74 57 17 0
4891 I think they're on to us. Your idea of sheep's clothing might have worked better. 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
4892 You said these wool blend suits would be enough. 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
4893 I think we're going to need more wool 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
4894 Told you. A wool suit is sheep’s clothing. 1.2286 0.06490 70 58 8 4
4895 Hey, Fred. Which one do you think was the leak? 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
4896 I think they are on to you this time Mr. President. 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
4897 Yeah, but we have a majority in the electoral college. 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
4898 You said sheep’s clothing .. these suits are made of wool 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
4899 What are they muttoning? 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
4900 Worker consensus is that wearing the sheepskin was, indeed, in ba-a-a-ad taste 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
4901 Let's take them one by one! 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
4902 Relax Joe. You know that these sheep will believe whatever lie I tell them! 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
4903 Well, make up your mind. Are we going to do this or not? 1.2286 0.06490 70 58 8 4
4904 Your tail's not between your legs. You're fired! 1.2286 0.06490 70 58 8 4
4905 You misheard me. I said "A wolf in sheep's clothing," not 'chic clothing.' 1.2286 0.06163 70 56 10 3
4906 Okay, so tell them it was just a typo, that it was supposed to read "laughter" not "slaughter." 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
4907 So...wool suits don't count as sheep's clothing. What's Plan B? 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
4908 How about we reject all baaaallots that come in after election day? 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
4909 Just tell them, you have their best interests in heart... 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
4910 Don't look now, but I think our replacements are here" 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
4911 I told you it was a bad idea to play the Bad Wolf routine. 1.2286 0.06490 70 58 8 4
4912 I think your cover was blown. 1.2286 0.06490 70 58 8 4
4913 I told you I didn't think herd immunity was a good idea. 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
4914 As these are wool suits, technically they're right. We are wearing sheep's clothing. 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
4915 I said get me 64 made cheap! 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
4916 Frankly Rudy, no black sheep votes will appear suspicious. 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
4917 Sometimes sheep’s clothing doesn’t do the job. 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
4918 I only bit one sheep, but it had a lot of friends! 1.2286 0.06490 70 58 8 4
4919 I'm telling you,they may look mad but they really don't give a flock. 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
4920 These sheeple have really woken up since they unionized. 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
4921 If we only knew what they wanted 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
4922 They seem to be in a baaaaa-d mood... 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
4923 Sir, they said they already counted. 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
4924 Divert from your failures by talking about socialism and law and order..I think that’ll work.. 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
4925 I guess the ravening wolves have been voted out. 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
4926 They're saying they don't want to wear sheep's clothing anymore. 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
4927 You might wanna lay low for awhile...they’ve started a hashtag. 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
4928 So I guess they won't welcome us in Veep's clothing, I guess I misread the memo 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
4929 We probably shouldn’t have told them donations are going toward election debt. 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
4930 How it started? They were reading those feminist books. How it’s going? Well...look behind you. 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
4931 It’s astounding, but they don’t seem too thrilled to be doing the Time Warp again... 1.2286 0.03326 70 58 11 1
4932 If I were you I would avoid doing any wolfsplaining. 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
4933 Sorry Boss, but the majority of them voted for Lassie. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
4934 They want more work life balance. 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
4935 They are asking why we haven't shown up in sheep's clothing? 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
4936 Flockin’ Hell - I got the wrong suit from the dry-cleaners. 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
4937 They're demanding reparations. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
4938 Just grab 'em by the fleece...they love it. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
4939 I'm not opposed to fresh frozen. 1.2254 0.04994 71 55 16 0
4940 We can't fool them, they're with the Me Ewe Movement 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
4941 Being the 1% isn't looking so good anymore.... 1.2254 0.04994 71 55 16 0
4942 If we don't receive our pardon and Air Force One takes off for Moscow without us we can declare ourselves to be 'Poor White Trash' and help ourselves to the leftovers at the White House. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
4943 They want to talk to you about some missing clothing. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
4944 No, don’t count them - they’ll kill you in your sleep. 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
4945 Coddle", not "herd". It's proven you can win over angry white sheep 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
4946 Good thing they don't vote in our district! 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
4947 If they insist, we'll have to count them. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
4948 The opt-outs worry me too. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
4949 Frankie, don’t turn around. It doesn’t look like they’re buying the good guys in the suit and tie schtick. 1.2254 0.06406 71 59 8 4
4950 Tell them we demand a recount. 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
4951 The pac suggested that you use your own resources to defend against the class action. 1.2254 0.06713 71 60 6 5
4952 Maybe they're not entirely convinced with our leadership 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
4953 I thought Congress was on recess. 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
4954 Ted, they're YOUR grandchildren. YOU tell them them they're not getting the post-Halloween costume discount. 1.2254 0.06406 71 59 8 4
4955 I'm telling you Wally, they are better organized that I had expected. 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
4956 You were right, Mr. President. They DO have a “herd mentality.” 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
4957 They're unified. We're done for. 1.2254 0.06406 71 59 8 4
4958 It’s my turn to wear sheep’s clothing. 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
4959 I think we need a recount. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
4960 They caught me cross-dressing. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
4961 I don't think that they are at all partial to our In Sheep's Clothing line. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
4962 They say that if we want to live with sheep, we have to dress like sheep. 1.2254 0.04994 71 55 16 0
4963 They don't trust us. 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
4964 Of course they’re mad, we ate all the goats and there aren’t any Black sheep around for them to separate themselves from. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
4965 I’t’s a key element of my strategy to maximize the profit potential now that I have cornered the insomnia remedy market. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
4966 Is it a good time to insist on social distancing? 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
4967 When this is over, there will never be another yew. 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
4968 Relax, we don't need the sheep's clothing, we are going to make an offer on the whole farm. 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
4969 Damn it, Fred...suck in your tail and stand up straight! They think we’re wolves in men’s’ clothing! 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
4970 It looked to me like they flocked around. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
4971 There is little one sheep can do against two wolves - said the one in the middle. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
4972 Of course they’re upset Greg. You were supposed to book a charter flight. Did you forget the last time we tried commercial? 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
4973 I don't know, they just keep talking about hills and hits, or something... 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
4974 We had more success prior to attaining M.B.A.s in finance. 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
4975 You were right, this clothing is much better than the sheep's. They'll never see us coming now. 1.2254 0.06084 71 57 10 3
4976 If there’s one thing you can count on, it’s sheep to...zzz...hold a...zzz...grudge. 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
4977 Maybe they don’t want Obamacare overturned anymore. 1.2254 0.06406 71 59 8 4
4978 So... how are we going to tell them that we already ate him? 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
4979 They do no believe we have their best interests at heart, why do you think that is? 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
4980 Someone leaked our clothing catalogue. 1.2254 0.06406 71 59 8 4
4981 We may have to reconsider our failure to factor in the black sheep not being able to attend the plenary session. 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
4982 Though the sheep seems pretty angry, I still think that because they herd very well we can get a good 50 cents for al of them." 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
4983 Herd Immunity? Not a chance! 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
4984 I told you they'd be upset! 1.2254 0.04994 71 55 16 0
4985 We need to be sure all their votes are counted 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
4986 We just need one sheep trick. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
4987 No really, everything is fine. 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
4988 Your J.D., my M.B.A., and now we own them. 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
4989 Do you think it's too late to pull the wolf-in-sheep's-clothing trick? 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
4990 Can you smell kabobs on my breath? 1.2254 0.06406 71 59 8 4
4991 Wool futures are up. How about a hostile takeover for old time's sake? 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
4992 Hmmm I believe we're out numbered. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
4993 We've run out of hush money. What now? 1.2254 0.06406 71 59 8 4
4994 Hey so I think we used our last scapegoat. 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
4995 Your general pitch was fine ... until you got to details. 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
4996 Obviously, they are not the black sheep of the government anymore. 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
4997 They know we're the wolves of Wall Street and they're acting with herd impunity. 1.2254 0.06406 71 59 8 4
4998 Now that their guy won the election, they want to have a deep discussion to understand our pain. 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
4999 Look, maybe one of our pack was over-exuberant last night, but we're not going to have a recount. 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
5000 I thought you said these were 100% wool 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
5001 And you can't fool all of the sheep all of the time. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
5002 I’ve got a better idea George,...there’s a really nice little Italian restaurant on the edge of town” 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
5003 They’re holding firm on their demand for grazing rights. 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
5004 How many times do we have to say it? No evidence of significant, widespread election fraud. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
5005 I was afraid that taking down that fence might be a bad idea. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
5006 They say that they prefer a sheep in wolf’s clothing. 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
5007 On second thought, maybe sheep's clothing would have worked better. 1.2254 0.06406 71 59 8 4
5008 The pigs were cooler" 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
5009 Brace yourself, man, and lose that sheepish look 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
5010 You idiot, I said dress up in sheep's clothing! 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
5011 Just who do you think you are?! 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
5012 They don't realize the Supreme Court decided only carnivore votes count. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
5013 I have a feeling they'll be really upset that I need a recount. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
5014 They say they've unionized. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
5015 So Rudy, you are sure they all voted in Pennsylvania? 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
5016 So, are they wolves in sheep’s clothing or ewes for peace? 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
5017 How did they find out that we aren’t the shepherds of God? 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
5018 This is a tough crowd—I don’t think the sheep’s clothing will work... 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
5019 I know you want to kill them, just wait until the lawsuits are done. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
5020 They thought as long as we stayed in their clothing we could work out our differences. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
5021 Don’t make any more cracks about Trump, I think they ALL voted for him 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
5022 Okay, maybe a wool suit wasn't the best choice for "sheep's clothing." 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
5023 Let’s act like we don’t see them, im sure they’ll go away. 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
5024 The group is opposed now, but once you convince one, the rest will follow. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
5025 Silence of the lambs my paw! Sheep DO know something about counting. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
5026 I’ll flank left and you bark an audible. 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
5027 Something tells me ripping their testicles off with my teeth doesn’t give them the hard-on it gives me. 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
5028 Why? I only see 2. 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
5029 I say we come back in t-shirts and shorts. 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
5030 Irony is, we're the sheepish ones. 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
5031 Are you gonna tell 'em about Beau and Peeps or shall I? 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
5032 Seems to me we’ve lost our advantage. 1.2254 0.04994 71 55 16 0
5033 They read the small print 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
5034 I told you buying non-union wool was going to be a problem. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
5035 They’re upset with the new dress code... 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
5036 Don't try to pull the wool over my eyes. 1.2254 0.06406 71 59 8 4
5037 No, I think only bipeds can be said to have their arms akimbo. 1.2254 0.06713 71 60 6 5
5038 I think it’s time to put on our sheep’s clothing... 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
5039 We knew they would rebel eventually, but the big question is whether they will still play the game. 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
5040 I am here representing the ASPCA- both real and stuffed! 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
5041 The shareholders are angry." "Hey, they don't call me the Wolf of Wall Street for nothing. 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
5042 Next time, use the Sheeps' clothing.... 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
5043 I say we let the mandatory mask policy slide. 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
5044 They’re angry because I asked for a recount. 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
5045 They don’t like being called “Deplorable”. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
5046 Face it, we are outnumbered. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
5047 Herd immunity, my ass. 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
5048 You guaranteed the helicopter! The huff n puff stuff isn’t working. 1.2254 0.05743 71 56 10 2
5049 Yes,they have the numbers,but we are still in charge! 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
5050 Don't let them pull the wool over your eyes. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
5051 You’ve really go to stop using a sheep’s photo for your dating profile. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
5052 Maybe it was a mistake to eat the boy. 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
5053 If you've seen one angry sheep, have you seen them all? 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
5054 Those sheep outfits will serve them well, I promise. 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
5055 I just need to know which one you angered first. 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
5056 We'll be serving rack of lamb at the Inauguration banquet. 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
5057 I told you wool suits are not sheep's clothing. 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
5058 Always be closing, Walter. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
5059 Just give them grievances to chew on and they’ll follow you anywhere. 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
5060 I guess we'll have to dress for dinner. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
5061 Apparently Veblen is momentarily correct 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
5062 Wholesale, retail, off the rack. Your customers will love it. Going to be big, I tell ya? 1.2254 0.05191 71 58 11 2
5063 Why did you tell them about lamb chops? 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
5064 We lost the popular vote but so what? 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
5065 Something tells me we're not going to get away with it 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
5066 Alright, I'll help, but you can't tell my wife. She still thinks I'm a vegan. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
5067 They're not buying it. They're still very upset about "Babe. 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
5068 Are you sure this is our hard-core voter base? 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
5069 There waiting for Jesus. 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
5070 Yeah, didn't think that one through. We now have more wolves in sheeps' clothing than there are sheep. 1.2254 0.04994 71 55 16 0
5071 They are ready to follow Trump and his Kushner anywhere. 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
5072 I’m picking up a hostile vibe from the flock. 1.2254 0.06406 71 59 8 4
5073 You were right. Should've stuck with sheep's clothing." 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
5074 Wow, they’re really pissed about us borrowing their clothes. 1.2254 0.06406 71 59 8 4
5075 I don’t think they still believe we’re bankers. 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
5076 I guess by putting on the incorrect disguise clothing we pissed off a lot of sheep 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
5077 The emperors have no hooves. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
5078 You’re not gonna fleece me, are ewe? 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
5079 They're demanding a seat at the table. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
5080 They all want to wear "wolf's clothing." 1.2254 0.06406 71 59 8 4
5081 " This Serta royalties contract dispute is getting ugly councilor...." 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
5082 I'd stick with 'no collusion, no obstruction" -- drop the "no lamb chops. 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
5083 Well, it looks like they're on to us, thanks to you, mutton breath. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
5084 They’re saying they got fleeced in the deal. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
5085 I don't think they are afraid of us. 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
5086 I told you not to wear your wool suit, Steve. 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
5087 McConnell's sheep suit is working. I can't find him. Wonder what he threatened them with to bring them together. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
5088 Whose wool do you think we’re wearing? 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
5089 I though you said get us some ‘cheap’ suits 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
5090 I think it's time to get rid of the angry ones 1.2254 0.06406 71 59 8 4
5091 As sheep in wolves' clothing, we raise their ire. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
5092 They’re all just wolves in sheep’s clothing 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
5093 You told me if we wore polyester they wouldn't notice. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
5094 They do have a strong union... 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
5095 Don't look now Lloyd but we're about to get fleeced! 1.2254 0.06406 71 59 8 4
5096 Dress in sheep's clothing I said, but nooooo. 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
5097 Don’t Say “FLEECED • Tell Them They’re Going to the Cleaners__ 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
5098 All I said was that we were thinking of having Lamb with the Thanksgiving turkey. 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
5099 Maybe that sheep's clothing thing is not such a bad idea. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
5100 They claim this job is eating them alive. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
5101 The reason they’re upset is because of our wool suits 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
5102 Maybe the Sheepskin IPO wasn't such a good idea after all. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
5103 Simple business attire” you insisted after I went and bought the sheep’s clothing 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
5104 Let's go back to sheep's clothing tomorrow. 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
5105 I told you we should've stuck with the three little pigs. 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
5106 I know the wool was itchy but upgrading our wardrobe may have been a mistake. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
5107 My job is to rent these out to people that can’t sleep. ..Badness is bad because it’s hidden under a blanket. 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
5108 I'm afraid they're socialists. 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
5109 If management couldn't eat the occasional staff member there would be no incentive for the strong to rise to the top. 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
5110 Sheep's clothing is so last season 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
5111 That wolf-in-sheep’s-clothing campaign must have pissed them off, boss! 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
5112 But downsizing is never easy. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
5113 I have some sheep's clothing at home. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
5114 It finally happened. They got mad because they elected you. 1.2254 0.06406 71 59 8 4
5115 The problem is to them we're just a couple of suits. 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
5116 Do you mind if I consult Rudy? 1.2254 0.06406 71 59 8 4
5117 It's the damnedest thing, boss - every guy I've sent out there to take count falls asleep in minutes. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
5118 This wasn’t what I had in mind when I said we should dress up. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
5119 All this indignation, because we're not willing to wear their clothing? 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
5120 I told you to wear the clothing. 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
5121 #NOTSHEEP 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
5122 there is only one caption for this: “They told you like it is.” 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
5123 The Sheeple vs. Donald Trump 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
5124 Looks like someone told them, Mitch 1.2254 0.06713 71 60 6 5
5125 They are mad, but they are still with us. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
5126 Election fraud? You really think they’ll buy it? Let’s give it a go 1.2254 0.06406 71 59 8 4
5127 Oh, good! It looks like my friends got the masquerade invitation on Facebook. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
5128 « Do we try and eat as many of them as we can now, or come back in four years and eat them all then? » 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
5129 Looks like it’s our turn to pitch an idea on sheep tank. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
5130 I don’t think these were the wool suits I originally had in mind... 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
5131 Mr. President, they found out you lied.” “That’s the biggest crowd I’ve ever seen, no one has bigger crowds than I do. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
5132 Don´t worry Rudy, I won by a lot... 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
5133 Just tell them what they want to hear... 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
5134 Could they ALL be in sheep's clothing? 1.2254 0.04994 71 55 16 0
5135 It’s settled. the people need more ambien 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
5136 Guess they didn’t like that sheep are like sheep joke 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
5137 Socialism. 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
5138 So...when exactly do we get to start eating them? 1.2254 0.06406 71 59 8 4
5139 Karens in sheep's clothing 1.2254 0.07006 71 61 4 6
5140 Can we still blame this on Black sheeps ? 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
5141 they wanna know if we sold their yarn to centrists. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
5142 Told you! Biodiversity is a hard sell! 1.2254 0.06406 71 59 8 4
5143 The wool coat won’t help 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
5144 I think you have to take back calling them cheap.... 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
5145 Tell ‘em you’re really a sheep in wolf’s clothing. Remember, they’re all lost sheep, they’ll believe anything! 1.2254 0.06406 71 59 8 4
5146 And to think, these are only the ones I’ve fired. 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
5147 Let’s not be woolly in our statement and be straight it’s all about the meat for us. 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 13 1
5148 You see... this proves I won by A LOT” 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
5149 Come on Mitch, we can spin this... They’re the ones with the wool, so how could we be the ones pulling it over their eyes? 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
5150 What can I say, I look good in sheep’s clothing 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
5151 Do we want to count the votes, or eat the votes? 1.2254 0.06406 71 59 8 4
5152 All I said was “Hey, this isn’t France, you’re independent contractors.” 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
5153 : They are requesting a recount 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
5154 We need to separate the sheep from the legal goats. 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
5155 My el Duce, our fascist empire is about to fall 1.2254 0.06406 71 59 8 4
5156 You told them Wool-f Corp. stood for our product, not our management, didn’t you. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
5157 They found out that you ate 233,000 of them. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
5158 Sheer uprising 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
5159 What do you mean they're considering a new leader? 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
5160 Hmm, I he(a)rd them talk about wolf-ing us down. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
5161 So are we still counting on that electoral college or is it the popular vote? 1.2254 0.04994 71 55 16 0
5162 Even sheep no longer respond to narcissist bully leaders.. 1.2254 0.06406 71 59 8 4
5163 Sir, I think the sheep are starting to realize their power 1.2254 0.04573 71 59 10 2
5164 Try talking about law and order. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
5165 Sir, they don't want to be the first to test the coronavirus vaccine. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
5166 I told them synthetics were in. 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
5167 I don’t know about you but I’m feeling kind of sheepish 1.2254 0.06406 71 59 8 4
5168 Higher wages? Health care? Give me a break. You should go show ‘em who’s wolf... 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
5169 I know you didn’t win the elections with them, sir. But at least, you will fall asleep easily if you recount the votes. 1.2254 0.06406 71 59 8 4
5170 I think it’s time to come clean about our recent clothing options 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
5171 Looks like you’ve herd their demands.. 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
5172 They are right behind me, right?! 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
5173 Tell them I’m terribly sorry. 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
5174 I gotta be honest. I did not think ‘wake up sheeple’ was going to have this kind of an effect. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
5175 They've stopped fighting with each other and realized we rigged the game. 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
5176 I’m socially liberal, but fiscally conservative. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
5177 If we ignore them, and refuse to concede the election, maybe they’ll just go away. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
5178 Since Bernie told them about socialism, they don’t seem to want to follow our lead anymore” 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
5179 Do you think they're gonna like what we're making for dinner tonight? 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
5180 They say they want their money back since they won’t be able to wear them now that Trump has lost. We’re back to square one, Rudy. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
5181 They don’t want a recount, they just want to have a dream. 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
5182 Maybe we shouldn’t have stopped the count.... 1.2254 0.06713 71 60 6 5
5183 They arrived late for the count and nobody's awake now. 1.2254 0.06406 71 59 8 4
5184 Sir, I don’t think you can stop the count 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
5185 I’m literally a wolf in sheep’s clothing. What did they expect?...... I mean it’s hand tailored vicuña, but still. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
5186 I think they are looking for the missing bahhhllots”..... 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
5187 When EF Hutton talks, everybody listens. 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
5188 Damnit Ed! That guy was counting sheep to sleep. Did you say stop the count? 1.2254 0.06406 71 59 8 4
5189 They'd all have to act at once for there to be real problem. 1.2254 0.06406 71 59 8 4
5190 They stopped watching the news 1.2254 0.06406 71 59 8 4
5191 Could it be the wool suits?? 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
5192 I said lambs, not sheep. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
5193 „Just don‘t move! They will lose interest after a while.“ 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
5194 ‘All the better to deceive them with’ 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
5195 They’ll be fine if we just say we won’t raise taxes. 1.2254 0.04994 71 55 16 0
5196 Isn't it kinda difficult to tell which one is red and which one is blue? 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
5197 I don't think we brought enough TUMS. 1.2237 0.05164 76 60 15 1
5198 'Why don't you tell them that we're stealing the election.' 1.2222 0.06324 72 60 8 4
5199 Well, Donald, they're totally opposed to your herd immunity policies. 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
5200 There's just no respect since we left and took jobs in the city. 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
5201 One sheep, two sheep, three sheep,......zzzzzzz” 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
5202 We'll have to locate the Polartec factory somewhere else. 1.2208 0.05104 77 61 15 1
5203 Just turn on the T.V. for fifteen minutes and we'll have them right back where we want them " 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
5204 Your dashing lambswool suit was a mistake 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
5205 Yes, we'll have to concede! " 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
5206 They’re unhappy with the food-chain. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
5207 Maybe if we looked more like them this may have gone better.... 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
5208 Sir, the sheep won with mail-in ballots. 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
5209 Did you bring the sheep's clothing disguise? 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
5210 They say they want heard immunity, and they want it NOW. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
5211 Mutton is delicious - what's so racist about that? 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
5212 Turns out only their fleece was soft. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
5213 Sorry, I decided to not go ahead with the cult. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
5214 They thought your choice of Halloween costume was deceptive. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
5215 I said ‘Sheep’s’ clothing, not chic. We flocked up... 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
5216 Wolves in chic clothing developed into a bad strategy. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
5217 I told you, just like twitter. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
5218 I told you not to go with the wool blazer. You know how they get when we try to pull off sheep clothing... 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
5219 They're saying that wearing a wool suit isn't the same as wearing sheep's clothing. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
5220 Brooks Brothers assured me the suit was wool! 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
5221 This is sheer madness 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
5222 It looks like wool suits didn't fool them. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
5223 Could you lower your voice the next time you say "sheepskin." 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
5224 I warned you not to wear that wool suit 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
5225 I think we chose the wrong outfit. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
5226 I think we picked the wrong clothing. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
5227 The President's not gonna' be happy about this! 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
5228 Better counter with something a little more intimidating... 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
5229 Now that we’ve got them organized we’re in big trouble 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 1
5230 We may be the wolves of Wall Street, but I think the ewes from Ewing Avenue are telling us to go baaack from whence we came. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
5231 They are irritated. These are those left out of my counting after I fell asleep. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
5232 I think it's time for us to try 'the wolf in sheep's clothing' thing." 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
5233 From now on,it's "escape sheep" - capisce? 1.2206 0.07211 68 59 3 6
5234 In that case, tell them we'll only eat one. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
5235 Their hooves are murder, let's just slink away. 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
5236 But you KNOW the want it, right? 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
5237 We're about to get the wool pulled over our eyes! 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
5238 Seems the full flock feels they've been fleeced. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
5239 Followers? What followers? 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
5240 2020 Presidential Election: Well.. ONE of you has to screw us over. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
5241 They're sheep after all. What're they gonna do if we raise our commissions to 15%? 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
5242 It looks like we're going to need to renegotiate our deal. 1.2206 0.06900 68 58 5 5
5243 A few bad apples is all it takes... 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
5244 Maybe try dressing up in their clothing? 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
5245 Ummm, I think you sent out some business casual invites by mistake. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
5246 Apparently, Sir, they're upset that just when they were getting used to us wearing sheep's clothing, you made the call that we switch to a more corporate image. 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
5247 To be fair, we did break the dress code. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
5248 They're protesting our new attrition rate quota! 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
5249 They're unionizing for nursery rhyme profit participation. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
5250 The polls showed some were fooled by “We only have a taste for wool,” but none were fooled by “We only are dressed to kill.” 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
5251 Now that the troops are gathered... 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
5252 No shit! They believed you? Sheep'll follow anyone in a suit. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
5253 Definitely should have worn the other "suits". 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
5254 Little Bo Peep takes one political science class and now we've got a union on our hands 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
5255 I thought Franklin said it's two wolves and one sheep!? 1.2206 0.06900 68 58 5 5
5256 They all want to borrow my suit. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
5257 This isn't going to work. We should have worn the sheep suits. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
5258 He won! We voted for him. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
5259 I'm telling you, a nice suit and confident attitude have gotten me into way more exclusive places than this. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
5260 They're demanding more diversity in their leaders. 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
5261 Quick! Call Babe. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
5262 To be honest, Fang, “He must have just wandered off into the night” isn’t very convincing to me either. 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
5263 It won't be pretty if they're in sheeps' clothing. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
5264 We're BAAAAAD, they said. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
5265 You wear the clothing,and I 1.2206 0.06900 68 58 5 5
5266 I think they're onto us, but fortunately they ARE sheep. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
5267 They've elected me their union rep. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
5268 Our new suits are a start, but they are still suing for fraud and brand-name infringement. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
5269 They said they're not going to wear their masks. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
5270 In sheep’s clothing... you said it was a metaphor! 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
5271 They make it easy to knit a story together 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
5272 No black sheep. This was before "Brown vs Board of Education." 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
5273 They are here to protest having to wait in line to be sheared. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
5274 You already counted us once! 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
5275 I told you we should have used sheeps' clothing! 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
5276 You were right. Lambchops in the cafeteria was a bad idea. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
5277 Geez! Now they’re upset because we’re not wearing THEIR clothes!!! 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
5278 I told you we should have dressed differently 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
5279 I don't think wool suits were what they meant by "sheep's clothing." 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
5280 I thought he said "chic clothing" too. 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
5281 That Bah Ram Ewe password ain't workin'. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
5282 I told you they would be mad when you stopped pretending to be one of them and became management. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
5283 Now is NOT the time for you to act sheepish! 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
5284 Flannel, I said. But no, you had to wear wool. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
5285 I just can't let them down Mitch, we've got to fight this election. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
5286 Sorry, I lost count. You try. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
5287 Perhaps they wouldn’t be so angry if we had come dressed in sheep’s clothing, as I suggested. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
5288 Well, tell them we'll increase the health benefit 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
5289 What a bargain! Lamb chops for dinner; warm coat for winter. 1.2206 0.04844 68 55 12 1
5290 They say you violated the collective baa-gaining agreement. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
5291 Time to pull the wool over their eyes. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
5292 I told the tailor that I wanted a wool suit, and this is what I got. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
5293 You were hoping for chickens? 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
5294 Well BBW, a Deal’s a deal, I think you’re just going to have to wait until Mary gets back from school. 1.2206 0.05482 68 53 13 1
5295 They're upset we're not wearing tweed. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
5296 Our suits are polyester, so they aren't buying our look. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
5297 I think you made some promises you cannot keep... 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
5298 Bah Bye Mr. Trump! 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
5299 Careful. They’re starting to suspect that you’re just a sheep in wolf’s clothing. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
5300 I think we'll have to wait for shearing time to find our one imposter! 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
5301 No, I said 'focus group.' 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
5302 What can we do, they formed a union so they don't get fleeced... 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
5303 OK, there are a lot of them, and they’re angry, but they’re just a bunch of sheep - bite one’s ears off, and they’ll scatter. Remember - we're management! 1.2206 0.05066 68 53 15 0
5304 I still think they should only get one representative. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
5305 Let's do this democratically: vote on what's for dinner. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
5306 See, I told you there are more sheep to count. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
5307 Do you think it's too late for a change of clothing? 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
5308 And you promised there would never be another ewe! 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
5309 Actually, I'm not that hungry... 1.2206 0.05066 68 53 15 0
5310 You realize you can only trust the black ones, right? 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
5311 They lost their money on a hedge fund 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
5312 They want to know where are their tails, the Bellwhether and Bo-Peep? 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
5313 where there' s wool there's a way. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
5314 You know, we are one hundred percent within our rights to ask for a recount. 1.2206 0.05482 68 53 13 1
5315 Didn't Dad say 'If you won't wear sheep's clothing, SUIT YOURSELVES!' 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
5316 We're gonna be counting a lot of sheep tonight. 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
5317 I told you we shouldn't have worn wool. 1.2206 0.05066 68 53 15 0
5318 I guess they're really upset about the silk suits. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
5319 They don’t hate us, they fear us. They hate the polyester 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
5320 You don't look like your photo. Tell them we are the official counters and its not irregular if there is one less every time we count - because THIS IS NOT A DREAM. 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
5321 They're upset about their clothing, I think. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
5322 You were the one who said a class action suit for animal rights was a good idea. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
5323 You told me that you paid them already. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
5324 I feel sooooo! sheeish 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
5325 I guess we can't count on them anymore. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
5326 I guess our wool suits aren't good enough. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
5327 They're furious about your new dress code memo. They've never heard of 'a sheep in wolf's clothing.' They think we dress like dorks. 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
5328 I will tell them the other side cheated 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
5329 Their demanding cash wages and say they don't trust the stock options. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
5330 I thought you said they wore suits. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
5331 Maybe we should've went with polyester suits... 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
5332 I’m beginning to think choosing lawyers clothing was a mistake. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
5333 1001, 1002, 1003, 1004.............. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
5334 The Women’s Movement is getting out of hand. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
5335 I guess wool suits violate cultural appropriation. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
5336 You just can't ignore the wool of the people. 1.2206 0.05066 68 53 15 0
5337 They deserve justice - but ewe know USAG Bill Bahh isn’t interested. 1.2206 0.05066 68 53 15 0
5338 You said,if we did it twice,it would work! 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
5339 Unfortunately sir, these are not wolves in sheep’s clothing! 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
5340 We're OK, they' are not OK 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
5341 Those are just phony allegations from the "Me Ewe" movement. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
5342 I think they found out we aren’t really sheep... 1.2206 0.05869 68 54 11 2
5343 Ok- I may have told them you were the "Wool of Wallstreet" 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
5344 We’re flock blocked! 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
5345 They wanna "expand their artistic horizons"--no more just jumping over that lousy fence all night. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
5346 Maybe next time we should go with the polyester. 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
5347 Tell they they've been promoted to "Nutritional Supplementation Specialists." 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
5348 Like I said you can't always count on white suburban female voters. 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
5349 They're saying sheep lives matter! 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
5350 Should have skipped the we love youse part. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
5351 I told you they wouldn't be happy with the tropical worsted. We should've stuck with the Icelandic sweaters. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
5352 Do you think it's the returns or the 12(b)1 fees? 1.2206 0.06900 68 58 5 5
5353 I may have told them I'm the county wool inspector... 1.2206 0.05066 68 53 15 0
5354 I don't think wearing our Brooks Brothers suits is going to fool them into thinking they can trust us. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
5355 you keep 'em entertained while I sharpen the shears. 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
5356 The workers are unhappy. Can we eat them? 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
5357 Ok, ok...it’s a polyester blend 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
5358 I think they think there is safety in numbers. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
5359 Piece goods on Earth, good wool towards men. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
5360 We should've stuck with the sheep's clothing 1.2206 0.05066 68 53 15 0
5361 You promised that you would win... 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
5362 Seems they object to the whole “wolves in men’s clothing” thing. 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
5363 I didn't say "Dress like a wolf in Chief's clothing." 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
5364 Collective bargaining agreement? Looks like we’re the ones who are gonna lose our shirts. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
5365 Even a dog would have done a better job than you did. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
5366 We've got the grass burger coming on time it's official. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
5367 Wrong wool suits. 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
5368 They got offended when I said we’re tired of the whole sheep’s clothing thing. 1.2206 0.05869 68 54 11 2
5369 The ones in front think you should have been able to pick out the scent of wool in the blend. The rest are just acting like a bunch of sheep. 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 3
5370 The wolves in sheep's clothing" 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
5371 I told you that union initiative was a bad idea. 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
5372 Sue the election commissions in five states, hope they get to my packed Supreme Court, and tell the Proud Wolves to stand by! 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
5373 They would never wear a suit with pleated pants. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
5374 But, on the other hand, there are literally ten times as many garden vegetables that don't consider me a predator. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
5375 They say the clothing was misleading. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
5376 Do you think we can still pull the wool over their eyes? 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
5377 I don't get it either. Why would they say they've been misled? 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
5378 Do you think we should tell them that we have no idea what we are doing? 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
5379 Hey, I know it's not perfect, but it is a disguise! 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
5380 They are well within their rights to dress like wolves. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
5381 I thought honesty was the best policy? 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
5382 I told you; it's your tail. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
5383 No matter how it makes them feel, I refuse to wear polyester. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
5384 So, when is the loading truck coming? 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
5385 If we win over the leader, we'll win over the pack 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
5386 Remember, only one of them is actually mad at us. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
5387 Sir, they’re not buying your family’s “herd impunity” schtick anymore. Maybe it’s time to fly the coop? 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
5388 Somewhere along the way you must have misled your flock. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
5389 No votes here for polyester. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
5390 Apparently a wool suit doesn't work as sheep's clothing. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
5391 Absolutely not. They are not getting my clothing! 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
5392 I told you these suits would only fool the flock market for so long, Mitchell. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
5393 The crowd is not happy because no coffee was provided. 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
5394 They've organized. They said to speak to their union rep Sally who's out in the field. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
5395 Sure we would blend in better wearing sheep’s clothing, but you really can’t beat the fit and comfort of a well-tailored suit. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
5396 Something tells me we’re going to have to recognize them unionizing if we’re going to get any work done. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
5397 It's probably not a good time to announce that it's going to be another year of low pay, no raises, zero promotions with no scope for professional growth. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
5398 Something tells me that the "finest sheep's clothing" that you bought us isn't working. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
5399 They convinced themselves that we would eat only black sheep. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
5400 Weird that the memo left out the part about what the sheep would be wearing. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
5401 These aren't the right wool suits. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
5402 I think the lead plaintiff should explain to his fellow plaintiffs exactly how class-action suits work. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
5403 They’re saying that abandoning sheep’s clothing was bad enough, but disguises made of polyester are positively insulting. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
5404 I guess you meant we should set up a more technical kind of predatory market. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
5405 We’ll know soon. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
5406 Someone told them about the secret tax increase 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
5407 I told you sheep’s clothing not sleek clothing. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
5408 If their opinion really mattered they would have told us by now 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
5409 When We Rise Up! 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
5410 This was the largest audience to ever witness an inauguration, period, both in person and around the globe 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
5411 We'll tell them it's called 'Trickle-down Economics'... 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
5412 I told you we needed to blend in, not wear wool blend. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
5413 I’ve already voted, I wore my mask, what else do they want?! 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
5414 They don’t trust you. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
5415 Don't look now but I think they're a little pissed off with you 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
5416 Sir, they’re claiming that dressing as a sheep was cultural appropriation... you’ve been canceled 1.2206 0.06900 68 58 5 5
5417 Stand down good Sir...for now. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
5418 I told you this herd wasn’t stupid, they know what we've done... 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
5419 Maybe they don't like "Businessmen", we should get back into sheep's clothing. 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
5420 ... “I mean, is it ever ok to STOP the sheep counting?” 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
5421 Do we embarrass ourselves and play along or tell them the truth? 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
5422 what you feel like for lunch? 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
5423 We've pulled the "sheep who cried wolf" tactic too many times, they're catching onto us. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
5424 we were suppose to be wolfs in sheep’s clothing 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
5425 If we bring back the credit default swap, we could get trampled 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
5426 Will they ever figure out we're not sheep in wolves' clothing? 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
5427 I think we need to increase the manipulation and lies a bit if we wanna fool them all over again. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
5428 Extend our thoughts and prayers... 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
5429 Try *we're still not safe from the lions* George" 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
5430 Let’s double down on the position. Happiness does exist” 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
5431 They said I couldn’t wear sheep’s clothing anymore, apparently it’s cultural appropriation. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
5432 They're mad that we stopped hiding. 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
5433 Just tell them their 401k's are doing great. 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
5434 Just concede, Donald, you can do it. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
5435 Fred, I think they’ve definitely seen your tail 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
5436 Well, which one of you is going to eat us? 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
5437 President Trump, all the sheep have been counted. We have to go now. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
5438 No Sir, I don’t think you can just eat them all 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
5439 I doubt that's going to be a sweet dream. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
5440 But did you tell them about her emails? 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
5441 Just act natural so we can avoid their graze... 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
5442 I told you the meditation app wouldn’t work 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
5443 Sir, about your ratings... 1.2206 0.06900 68 58 5 5
5444 Bureaucrats. 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
5445 They say they’re definitely more than 270, by a lot 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
5446 We better roll out the new streaming service early 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
5447 Drop the cases already. These guys need to be counted too. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
5448 They said, “We’re not sheep.” 🤷‍♀️ 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
5449 We demand you count each and every sheep! 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
5450 We demand that every strand of wool cast be recounted! 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
5451 What’s the big deal? We promised in our campaign that we’d eat them! 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
5452 The flock has spoken! Time to move on to greener pastures there potus! 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
5453 Fox was of no help Sir! 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
5454 What do you mean you cashed in on Union dues? 1.2206 0.06900 68 58 5 5
5455 I thought it was business attire. My baaad. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
5456 This is how they repay us after helping them stand on their own two feet!? 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
5457 They think we"re sheep in wolves' clothing! 1.2195 0.04916 82 65 16 1
5458 So many great options for dinner. 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
5459 Now I'm confused as to which one I'm supposed to follow. 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
5460 Folklores are really working against us. 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
5461 You run one way and I'll run another. They're bound to follow only one of us. 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
5462 Maybe it’s our polyester suits. 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
5463 They are insulted that we showed up in sharkskin suits. 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
5464 They're wrong. Wool suits are not sheep's clothing. 1.2174 0.06486 69 58 7 4
5465 Maybe, but where can we find someone dumber than them to lead them? 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
5466 How are we going to tell them that there is no enemy? 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
5467 ...I don't know about ewe... 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 10 2
5468 Some gratitude for me saving their field from the Democrats. 1.2174 0.06149 69 56 9 3
5469 I don't think a recount will be much help. 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
5470 I think our boys are getting a little fed up with us making them wear those silly costumes. 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
5471 You should never have said anything about unionizing. 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
5472 Think quick. How are we gong to pull the wool over their eyes on this one? 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
5473 We should have worn overcoats 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
5474 I said sheep's clothing, Murphy -- not "chic" clothing. 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
5475 No one's volunteering their clothing. 1.2174 0.06149 69 56 9 3
5476 The sheepskin jacket didn't fool them! 1.2174 0.06807 69 59 5 5
5477 there are only two of you-baaaaad boys 1.2174 0.05002 69 54 15 0
5478 I guess it's supper time 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
5479 They feel you have misled them, Mr. President. 1.2174 0.06486 69 58 7 4
5480 They're protesting our use of what they're calling 'sheep's clothing'. 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
5481 It's great to be a Corporate CEO in Trump's America. Lamb chops tonight? 1.2174 0.06486 69 58 7 4
5482 They've Unionised! And now they're ready to fleece us for all we've got! 1.2174 0.05002 69 54 15 0
5483 The Trump supporters are ready to attack the electors. 1.2174 0.06486 69 58 7 4
5484 I don’t think they are impressed with our new suits... 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
5485 This was supposed to be the first one for 2024! 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
5486 The wool suit is fooling no one, Jack. 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
5487 Truth be told, I'm feeling a little sheepish myself right now. 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
5488 Have you considered starting a PAC? 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
5489 It's alright sir. Just tell them the grass will be green again while I get the helicopter. 1.2174 0.06486 69 58 7 4
5490 Mayebe we should call them 'independent contractors," instead of slaves. That might calm them down. 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
5491 Obviously, we can't ever give them the right to vote. How about we offer them free haircuts for life? Maybe their fur could be used for something. 1.2174 0.06486 69 58 7 4
5492 These woolen suits were a bad choice. Should have gone with the polyester. 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
5493 If you want them on your side do something to fit in. 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
5494 I hope they know we are only casting for two parts 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
5495 They're on to our mint jelly business. 1.2174 0.06807 69 59 5 5
5496 How do we explain this to them? 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
5497 I think it's time to switch to silk 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
5498 They think they’re getting clipped 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
5499 How did you get them here?” “I told them the election was rigged 1.2174 0.06486 69 58 7 4
5500 So...you want to break it to them they were the sheep all along? 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
5501 How do we tell them it’s worsted than they think? 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
5502 Like Democrats, they are no longer sheepish about their ideas 1.2174 0.06486 69 58 7 4
5503 yes, i'm admitting out loud that i think they all look the same, but we all look the same to them too, is it really such a crime to just be honest with ourselves? 1.2174 0.06486 69 58 7 4
5504 So did I tell I you I decided to go vegan? 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
5505 Sir, I insisted that you keep your sheep's clothing on for this very reason... 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
5506 I told you we should have went with polyester blend 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
5507 Unfortunately, they've already tasted the duplicity in the "greener" grass we promised... 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
5508 Ok, but what if we just eat them slowly? 1.2174 0.05002 69 54 15 0
5509 They said unions would come back under Baaaaden 1.2174 0.05211 69 57 10 2
5510 I don’t understand why you’re being so sheepish about this deal Martin 1.2174 0.05002 69 54 15 0
5511 They seem like a resilient bunch. 1.2174 0.06486 69 58 7 4
5512 ....and the pig sits at home 1.2174 0.06486 69 58 7 4
5513 Shall we stop the sheep count?... 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
5514 Managed to get the followers, but the likes seem harder to come by. 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
5515 I said we need more PEOPLE! Not SHEEPLE! 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
5516 You seriously tellin’ me you made a bet on the Trump campaign with their 401k...?” @carlosalvarezal 1.2174 0.06486 69 58 7 4
5517 I really thought the two-party system would work with this group 1.2174 0.06807 69 59 5 5
5518 Trumpster sheep following THE TRUMP 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
5519 Sir, this slate of electors belongs to your opponent - but, at least we held Florida 1.2133 0.04762 75 59 16 0
5520 I told you. Suits were not the right attire for the occasion. 1.2121 0.05071 66 52 14 0
5521 I guess they’re never buying in to the whole ‘wolf in Armani clothing’ trend. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
5522 No. You're not not going to count them under any circumstance. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5523 Sir, I think you really need to tell them you lost their suits. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
5524 They herd then? 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
5525 I thought you said they wouldn't stand for this. 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
5526 Just call them 'sheeple.' The withering humiliation will stun them into submission. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
5527 Forget about mutton, let's try Wall Street. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5528 We won't be able to pull the wool over their eyes anymore, now that they've switched from FOX to CNN." 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5529 Sue one, have them all sue you. We're going to be working like crazy for weeks! 1.2121 0.06660 66 56 6 4
5530 Ever since I referred to them as "Yous People" , they copped quite an attitude towards me. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5531 There are some sheep here to speak with you about the destruction you caused to their friend's house. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5532 Not collective bargaining - collective noun. Flock sounds "too birdy." 1.2121 0.05071 66 52 14 0
5533 Good thing we still control the Senate. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5534 I don't get it. The suits are wool. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
5535 You said these wool suits would help us blend in. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5536 They’ve had enough of your vicious lifestyle.” 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5537 They want something called, "social justice". 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
5538 I still think we can take 'em. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5539 I don't think they're very happy about a recount. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
5540 They’re just angry because we look better in it than they do. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
5541 A change of clothes might do it -whaddya think? 1.2121 0.05071 66 52 14 0
5542 You think they know we did it?" 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
5543 Count'em all, again. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5544 Next time let's try sheep's clothing instead of a suit! 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
5545 I told you we should have gone with linen. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
5546 There. I’ve sorted them by self-assessed deliciousness, Sir. 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
5547 We'd better send more money to the Sheepdog for Congress PAC 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
5548 I don’t get it. I thought they would trust us in this clothing. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
5549 Wear a suit, you said. A wool suit. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5550 Looks like they've voted. 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
5551 I think they’re just trying to make it hard for us to count them. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5552 Something about a "claaass aaaction lawsuit," but don't you think it's a conflict of interest? 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5553 What was the name of that carpenter who is a great shepherd? You know, the one who keeps saying he'll be reunited with his father someday? 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
5554 All this time I thought it was 'chic clothing'. 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
5555 There may be too many of 'em, but we can sure try! 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
5556 Now what....they demand to know when you're going to build that wall? 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
5557 Behold the awesome power of the Me-Too movement!! 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
5558 I don't think this is the right time to be talking about sheep dip. 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
5559 Alright, its tensel not gabardine, but I'll vacate the suit. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5560 OK, so how, exactly, did they steal the election? 1.2121 0.06660 66 56 6 4
5561 Our network's still doing well, despite the shear madness we've been through. 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
5562 So I'm guessing a wool sweater is out of the question? 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5563 We adapted when they caught on to our longtime disguise, but now this one isn't working either. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5564 I told them they were invited to help us sleep, but I think they're onto us. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
5565 I’m not going to tell you again! Get the flock out of here! 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5566 They're tired of not being counted. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
5567 Of course it's wool. Why do you ask? 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5568 I assure you there is huge support for your election 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5569 Ignore it, just fake ewes. 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
5570 The suits would've worked if you didn't have saliva on your tie. 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
5571 I wouldn't turn around if I were you...I think they're pissed about that acrylic cotton blend you're wearing. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5572 The question is, which one of us will lead them astray? 1.2121 0.05919 66 53 10 2
5573 They want herd immunity. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5574 Well, we had a pretty good run. 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
5575 Their legs are just a little too skinny for my tastes. 1.2121 0.06660 66 56 6 3
5576 Let's call it a day and tiptoe off. 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
5577 I don't think they understand you lost the election... 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5578 Count all sheep" or the "Stop the Count" 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5579 We should have eaten a few more of them. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
5580 A lamb-slide win they said..Now I've gone from being the big bad wolf to being the black sheep. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5581 Like lemmings. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5582 I told you not to order the veal 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5583 You can't say the "S" Word 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
5584 I'm not hungry 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5585 Now is the time to show your much advertized political skills... 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5586 Don't mention the W word again, or we are dead meat. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5587 I know they hurt your feelings, but they do have a substantial complaint 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5588 OK, we should do a recount but this time say "if you DON"T want us to stick around, raise your hoof" 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5589 And you said the Baa Too movement wouldn’t last. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5590 It's a sheep wave. 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
5591 Guess it’s what we get for trying to be transparent this time. 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
5592 One of them is my uncle 1.2121 0.05071 66 52 14 0
5593 Let's pretend to be sheep in wolf's clothing. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5594 Things look baaaaaaaaaa-d for you. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
5595 I don’t know how they found us out. These suits are 100% wool. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
5596 Lead or get out of the way! You look kind of like a sheep in wolf's clothing to us. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5597 Don't worry! They don't appear to be very wool armed! 1.2121 0.06660 66 56 6 4
5598 I said sheep suit not silk suit 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5599 Alright.... No more ankle nipping, one extra hour grazing per day, Bo Peep gets reinstated, and no sheering until summer. Final offer. 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
5600 You still got that sheepskin? 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5601 Any chance I can slip into some sheep’s clothing? 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
5602 I couldn't sleep...and every time one would jump over my bed, I accidentally ate it...now they are rebelling. 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
5603 So, are you a sheep in wolf’s clothing or a wolf in sheep’s loathing 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5604 Something about “wolves in sheep’s clothing.” They seem upset we’re in designer labels. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
5605 They thought they were just going to part with their wool. 1.2121 0.05511 66 52 12 1
5606 I told you that they were gonna get jealous of our suits, now they all want one. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5607 They’re saying their right to assemble is being violated. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5608 Now might be a good time to reveal our true identities. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5609 Thank goodness for the electoral college. 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
5610 Why did you promote the black sheep in the first place? 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
5611 They get cranky when sleep deprived. What can they do, count themselves? 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
5612 Shaving our finances won't be enough to tame our budget. 1.2121 0.05919 66 53 10 2
5613 My sheep's clothing is at the cleaners, what about you? 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5614 We ordered MAGA hats but they sent us sheep costumes instead. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5615 They think we’re sheep” 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
5616 The charter board members of Woolco finally unionize. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5617 It’s the cuts in benefits isn’t it? 1.2121 0.04327 66 53 13 0
5618 Maybe we should rethink the Sheep's Clothing line. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5619 You'd better call security. 1.2121 0.06660 66 56 6 4
5620 I only count them to sleep. 1.2121 0.06660 66 56 6 4
5621 Introducing the Sheep's Clothing collection from Brooks Brothers. 1.2121 0.05071 66 52 14 0
5622 What's the next move, Mitch? 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5623 They think I'm a sheep in wolf's clothing. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5624 They claim the listing said there was a hair dryer. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
5625 Ask Joe. He’ll know. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5626 They won’t sell us puffy, white, wool suits. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5627 They've figured out why they are listed as the assets. The outfits didn't help. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5628 Shed the sheep’s clothing,” you said. “They’ll love us for who we really are,” you said. Riiiight 1.2121 0.05071 66 52 14 0
5629 Will the recount be certified? 1.2121 0.05071 66 52 14 0
5630 I don't think we need to worry about this #EweToo thing, do you? 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
5631 I’m sorry, when you told me to run the ad I heard, “sheep” clothing, not “cheap” clothing. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
5632 Let's pull out our Halloween costumes! We'll blend right in." 1.2121 0.05071 66 52 14 0
5633 We should reconsider. I thought the boss said to show up in creep's clothing. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5634 Give everyone a red hat and they'll go home happy. 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
5635 They're violating all the rules ! 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
5636 Trying to win their confidence while wearing a sheep-skin jacket was never going to work! 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
5637 When did it become politically incorrect to call them ‘sheeple’? 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
5638 I told you to wear cotton or silk. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
5639 Maybe try explaining that the poll watchers fell asleep before they counted all their votes? 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5640 Their not buying it this time so run for your life. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5641 I didn’t think they’d be this serious about casual Friday. 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
5642 One of these is our underground contact in sheep’s clothing. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5643 Who's afraid of the big bad wolf? 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5644 I’ll bet they think you’re a leader, not an eater ... 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5645 But it’s not sheep’s clothing, it’s vicuña wool 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5646 How many will we need for Thanksgiving? 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5647 Pay the socialists no heed. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
5648 Mr. President, it looks like we’ve finally been seen for what we are. 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
5649 Look, I admire your confidence, but there’s no way you can suck and fuck all these sheep before the day is done. 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
5650 Just turn around- and stop looking so sheepish. 1.2121 0.06660 66 56 6 4
5651 I don't know how they organized, but they are demanding half of the wool proceeds. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
5652 They took your campaign pledge seriously, not literally. 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
5653 The hair on my chinny chin chin is moving. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5654 Bob, you can't eat the clients. 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
5655 I am ruining out of ideas for conspiracy theories. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5656 They're sick and tired of you appropriating their culture! 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5657 Dont worry. It's just your typical class action 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
5658 It's non-negotiable. Counting is an invasion of their privacy. 1.2121 0.05919 66 53 10 2
5659 You're egregious! 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
5660 The Herd Strike's back ! 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
5661 So, I'm thinking they're not happy with wolf in sheep's clothing? 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
5662 Wool, Donald ... safety fur-st. 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
5663 What about that Mexican fence to jump over? 1.2121 0.06660 66 56 6 4
5664 Think they’re mad about the clothes? 1.2121 0.06660 66 56 6 4
5665 Keep counting. 1.2121 0.05071 66 52 14 0
5666 Tell farmer John they're getting impatient. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
5667 We have a clear majority, have you herd? 1.2121 0.05071 66 51 14 0
5668 They don't look sheepish to me. Are you sure they're not mad at us because we've blown their cover? 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5669 Over your left shoulder...Don't look! 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
5670 If I’m reading the crowd right they didn’t buy the disguises and they they think your jacket lining looks a lot like their mother. 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
5671 What made you think “cheap” suits were a good idea? 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
5672 I'm concerned none of them are wearing masks. Should we pull the wool over their... mouths too? 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
5673 Keep your voice down or we'll be overheard 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5674 „I told you the dress code wasn’t suit and tie“ 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
5675 You shouldn't have had a little lamb, Mary. 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
5676 Let's get a recount. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
5677 I think they want their clothing store back. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5678 Shall we tell them what we're having for dinner? 1.2121 0.06660 66 56 6 4
5679 You promised them they could vote ! 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5680 Their demands are not sheepish: world peace, a different security detail, and unlimited fescue. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
5681 You know how sheep are, they'll believe anything they're told 1.2121 0.05071 66 52 14 0
5682 What do we do, they all think Trump won 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5683 They're saying its their traditional and stereotypical right to be told how to vote 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5684 They must have figured out that we are sheep in wolfs' clothing. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
5685 We've finally reached herd enmity. 1.2121 0.07002 66 57 4 5
5686 They all say they voted for me and they all demand a recount. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5687 I TRIED COUNTING SHEEP BUT I KEEP WAKING UP HUNGRY! Allan Katz, Madison, Connecticut 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5688 The sheep aren’t buying our wool suit disguise. + 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
5689 I knew I should have turned down that promotion. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
5690 Just don’t look them in the eye and they’ll ignore us! 1.2121 0.06660 66 55 6 4
5691 Just for now, let's commit to vegetarianism. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5692 Anything in wool should have worked. Maybe not pinstripes? 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 7 3
5693 They’re asking for a union break. 1.2121 0.06660 66 56 6 4
5694 I think they want us to leave 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
5695 Looks like there will be a lot of leftovers this Thanksgiving 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5696 I'm feeling a little sheepish. 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
5697 Not to worry —- we’re way ahead in the Electoral College. 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
5698 Ah, we're going to need to re-establish the band's name, they're not very happy with Lambchop. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5699 Like I always say, when the sheep are mad just blame the bears. 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
5700 But, I don’t want lamb for dinner! 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
5701 Jeffrey Toobin took his dick out on a Zoom call. 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
5702 Maybe we should have tried Armani. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5703 I think I found the black sheep. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5704 I'm just sayin', maybe we should consider getting coats like theirs. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
5705 They want to see a map before they follow you any further. 1.2121 0.05071 66 52 14 0
5706 Did you have to try on all of their clothing to find the right outfit? 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5707 I suppose we should've offered them more healthcare benefits. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
5708 They don’t think it’s fair we get to wear the wolve’s clothing. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5709 Not exactly what I meant by "make sure they flock to our product" 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
5710 They're angry because lamb fricassee is on tonight's menu! 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5711 I think they might be sheepish about the downsizing. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5712 I know I suggested counting sheep last night but this isn't what I meant. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
5713 Yeah, they look miserable, but they really love participating. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5714 They found out you were stealing their clothing. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
5715 I like wool as much as the next guy, but don't be fooled, polyester is the future. 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
5716 This all started to happen when the farmers switched from Fox to MSNBC 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
5717 You’se taste better when indignant. 1.2121 0.05296 66 55 9 2
5718 Whatya think? Tell Bo Peep? Or eat 'em? 1.2121 0.06660 66 56 6 4
5719 They think it's a baaaaad idea. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5720 Its ewenanimous; the ewenion is convinced that we are just a couple of wolves and lawyer's clothing' 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
5721 She says they want 55% of the net shear. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
5722 They’re demanding we switch to a polyester blend. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5723 Actually, I feel a little bit sheepish about telling them I sold the property. 1.2121 0.05071 66 52 14 0
5724 What could I do with all that wool?? 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
5725 Wool suits Larry???...I don’t believe that is what they meant by wolves in sheep’s clothing. 1.2121 0.06660 66 56 6 4
5726 Tell them we're not pulling the wool over their eyes. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
5727 if we eat one the rest will stampede us to death 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5728 Well, it worked on Wall Street. 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
5729 Let's declare victory and leave. That's working for Trump! 1.2121 0.05071 66 52 14 0
5730 'Loose the sheep's clothing' you said...'Dress for success' you said... 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5731 It's no use, the sheeple have spoken. 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
5732 NO! I said SHEEPS CLOTHING, you got us human clothing!" 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5733 look, we're both agents--they want 5% gross sales royalty on every mattress company that uses their image. And better haircuts in the spring. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
5734 So much easier to buy'em then chase 'em 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
5735 I told you, they don’t trust anybody without a calculator.” Noah Yue, Saratoga,CA 1.2121 0.06660 66 56 6 4
5736 Mine is 100% worsted wool too. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5737 They're sheep. Just tell them that the other side ate them." 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5738 I say forget pulling the wool over their eyes. 1.2121 0.06660 66 56 6 4
5739 We should have encouraged mail-in ballots. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
5740 But they said it was 100% wool! 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5741 They want an apology. Apparently, our sheep’s clothing is cultural appropriation. 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
5742 No, actually I don’t think our new suits are doing a thing to disguise our fundamentally big, bad nature. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5743 Boss, the poor sheep are voting for us to secure them against other wolves. 1.2121 0.06660 66 56 6 4
5744 Maybe we should reconsider running for President. 1.2121 0.06660 66 56 6 4
5745 Might is right 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
5746 They expected to be eaten, how can I let them down and tell them we became vegan? 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5747 Do you have the guts to tell them that public servants will be vaccinated first? 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5748 As long as all eyes are on me, we are going to be fine. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
5749 Let's them decide one of us as the leader. 1.2121 0.05071 66 52 14 0
5750 I guess we should have renewed "Shawn the Sheep" for another season after all... 1.2121 0.05071 66 52 14 0
5751 I can shoot someone on 5th avenue and they will still love me" I won 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
5752 We should have gone with the linen suits... 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
5753 Have we tried Gerrymandering? 1.2121 0.06660 66 56 6 4
5754 They’re saying our coverage has been ‘very unfair’ to the Big Bad Wolf… 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5755 And They all think they will be wolves someday 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
5756 The odd demands the crowd. 1.2121 0.05071 66 52 14 0
5757 Let's create a system where they vote but only you or I can win. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5758 Are they there yet? 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
5759 75 million to be exact. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5760 See? We are only as educated as they are. But to get their attention, we only needed to dress like politicians 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
5761 What did I tell you? I said your followers would get upset if you called them sheeple. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5762 We should have told them the truth... 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5763 They’re so mad at the Democrats we don’t have to wear sheep’s clothing anymore. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5764 The sheeple have spoken - you must become a vegan. 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
5765 I told you they would not like the new uniform, sir. 1.2121 0.05071 66 52 14 0
5766 I said I wanted to hold my press conference at the SLEEP Inn! 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5767 „You should count the sheep, not take a nap!“ 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
5768 Your costume looks convincing to me. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5769 I told them to vote, not baa. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5770 I said ‘sheep’ not ‘cheap’! 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
5771 Sir, I think you should stop crying Wolf! 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5772 I think they overheard you congratulating Biden. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5773 I have a feeling they can see right through our 100% wool disguise 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
5774 . “They’re all yours, Orville . . . truth is, I’m just not that hungry today.” 1.2121 0.06660 66 56 6 4
5775 we want change! 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5776 Noted: Immunity—not mutiny. Will get this right with the next flock. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
5777 Don't worry about them. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5778 give them some more stimulus package 1.2121 0.05071 66 52 14 0
5779 Should we start counting sheep now that the votes are almost done? 1.2121 0.06660 66 56 6 4
5780 I can’t believe out of all days, today is meatless Monday! 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
5781 Sir, They refuse to do the counting in Georgia 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
5782 You aren’t pulling the wool over their eyes. They know you are trying to steal the election, and want ALL baaallots counted! 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5783 We did agree on a price 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5784 They think we're getting soft on sheep 1.2121 0.05071 66 52 14 0
5785 No, they’re definitely still alive. 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
5786 All aboard the trump train 🇺🇸 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
5787 Conceding is simply not an option - not when there is still so much feasting to do. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5788 Could’ve sworn they said ‘cheap suit’ over the phone.... 1.2121 0.05071 66 52 14 0
5789 What time is that press conference at Four Seasons Total Landscaping? 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
5790 Power to the people 1.2121 0.06660 66 56 6 4
5791 So the story is we're their union reps , right? / 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5792 You know, if you represented the humans, like my firm, you could make ten times what you earn with the sheep‘s union. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5793 They are not happy with the new sheepdog. They need his OCD fixed 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
5794 They’d like to speak to a manager 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
5795 if there's mad about us eating them, what do they keep voting for us? 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
5796 How could we have anticipated the sheep would demand to be counted, sir? 1.2121 0.05071 66 52 14 0
5797 They’re a bit sensitive to being fleeced as investors... 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5798 They want their Schadenfreude too. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
5799 They heard about the sherpa lining. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5800 Mr. President, the sheep are coming for you... 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
5801 And that was the last time Judy and James went on vacation and left their sons in charge of the flock. 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
5802 Well of course they can spot a wool tie, Wayne. What were you thinking? 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
5803 I guess "wollf lives matter " isn't going to fly with this crowd. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5804 Think telling them that these suits are made of fine wool was a bad idea? 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
5805 Just pretend you don’t see them, pretend they are dead! 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5806 Well, thank goodness for government bale outs. 1.2121 0.06660 66 56 6 4
5807 Count them by hand. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
5808 Yeah, I'm not seeing any of my buddies among them either. 1.2118 0.04762 85 68 16 1
5809 They want to redefine the word sheepish. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
5810 We are outnumbered! 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
5811 They think we want their coats cheaply! 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
5812 Sir, may I suggest we retire to Mar A Lago? 1.2090 0.05004 67 53 14 0
5813 I think we ought to go to mediation. Know any good service dogs? 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
5814 Don't worry about it! As soon as Cecil B. DeMille gets here, it will be a shear extravaganza! 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
5815 Well I have to say, it was fun while it lasted. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
5816 We need to get these guys some suits as fast as we can! 1.2083 0.04820 72 57 15 0
5817 No one’s doing sheep’s clothing anymore” you said 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
5818 Yes, yes, the rebellion. But what really gets me is that suddenly, we're all bipedal! 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
5819 The corporate silencing of the lambs 1.2063 0.06463 63 53 7 3
5820 I think they are saying, "we, the sheep, have spoken" 1.2059 0.05366 68 54 12 1
5821 The problem is, we stick out like a sore thumb. Why don't we try wearing their clothing? 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
5822 I think we used the wrong wool for our suits. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
5823 It was I. I stole their feta. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
5824 I guess just wearing wool doesn't do the trick. 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
5825 When they said, worsted wool suit, I was confused 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
5826 I’m starting to think that the song about the black sheep Doesn’t really make them want to take there wool off 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
5827 Yeah I know a square is technically a rectangle, asshole. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
5828 Back to the drawing board. 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
5829 I told you these lapels were a bad idea. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
5830 For the final maestoso chorus, we really need to re-rehearse the kick line. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
5831 Time for the Kool-Aid 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
5832 I said sheep's, not chic clothing 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
5833 You know what they say: "The clothes make the man..." 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
5834 I thought we could count on these sheep. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
5835 'Dress corporate and they'll follow like a flock of sheep' you said. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
5836 They're very observant, Dad -- they learned that look from Mom. 1.2031 0.06748 64 55 5 4
5837 I have buy-in to the quantimetrics program, but when I try to check the inventory I fall asleep. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
5838 Well let me put it this way. Have you heard the term that the 'chickens have come home to roost'? 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
5839 You remember the lamb chops we ate last week? 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
5840 Oops - your tail is showing - I get the sense they all feel like they've been snookered. 1.2031 0.05069 64 50 13 0
5841 You're S.O.L. for tonight's monologue, Jim. They stand with Rebecca Drysdale. 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
5842 No worries. They think we're discussing their grievances. Hey, I heard Brooks Brothers is having a blowout sale! 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
5843 We are in Kansas forever more. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
5844 They can stamp their cloven hooves all they want, but I refuse to concede the King of the Forest election. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
5845 I always wanted a herd of my own James, but I can' t take on the anger management that might come with this one! 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
5846 Considering it further, counting may not be the best approach to help you sleep. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
5847 Hooooooooooooooooow did you get them to make these out of Merino? 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
5848 I told you to wear polyester, when you wear wool, they know you're a wolf in sheep's clothing. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
5849 Our base isn’t buying it anymore. 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
5850 Union was fine with wolves in sheep's clothing, but not with us wearing Armani 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
5851 I dare you. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
5852 I think they are on to us. The Jig is Up! 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
5853 I told you we shouldn't have bought the two-for-one wool suits. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
5854 Better listen to them...how are we going to sleep without them? 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
5855 They don't look pleased. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
5856 They’re insisting — as a matter of principle — that we stop wearing wool, too. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
5857 What are they going to do, vote for a third party candidate? 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
5858 They treat us like we’re the black sheep of the family. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
5859 They want to discuss herd immunity. 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
5860 You aren't feeling sheepish, are you? 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
5861 Let's try different clothes and another flock. 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
5862 So, you wanted us to become sheep in wolves’ clothing, huh? 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
5863 How did they combat mad cow syndrome? 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
5864 How come they have more wool outfits than we do? 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
5865 Two wolves in conversation: Who's that yonder dressed in white? Must be the children of the Israelite. 1.2031 0.06748 64 55 5 4
5866 They're lined up shortest to tallest, just like you ordered. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
5867 If the Damn Dems steal this election, we may need new branding... how about Alt-White United? 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
5868 Good thing we can still manipulate the Electoral College against the sheep, eh. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
5869 You actually expect me to find my brother-in-law hidden among this group?! 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
5870 I tried counting them for the caption but fell asleep first. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
5871 shit, I think they found out I fucked all their husbands 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
5872 So as I was saying, there's strength in numbers 1.2031 0.05537 64 57 3 4
5873 You are such a cliche! Literally wearing a wool suit! 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
5874 I think Mom's been spending too much time with them. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
5875 Maybe you shouldn't have told them not to be sheepish. 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
5876 Either that memo about "appropriate attire" was way off base or you got the events totally mixed up. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
5877 Werewolves of London was obviously a poor choice. Try Woolly Bully. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
5878 Tell them it’s fake news. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
5879 Things will never be the same: they created a powerful lobbying organization. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
5880 Suppose we promise them a rose garden, and then we downsize. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
5881 So you concede that you did say wool “clothing.” 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
5882 The are all Ewe's you want to grab one by the you know what? 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
5883 Well, We Like Sheep, but not the same as Brother James Air 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
5884 Have you herd what’s for dinner?? 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
5885 Dammit! Sweat shops, child labor. Now this. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
5886 Just tell them they're sheep. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
5887 I told you we should have gone with Wool suits! 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
5888 I think we misinterpreted what they meant by "sheep's clothing." 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
5889 You were supposed to say ‘lemmings’ not ‘sheeple’. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
5890 I didn’t get the memo about casual Friday either. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
5891 It was a serious mistake to let them unionize. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
5892 It appears Dolly didn't stop at one. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
5893 ...so now what do we do where do we go??? 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
5894 They're mad because we're wearing suits of imported wool. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
5895 I'll just tell them it was fake news. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
5896 They talk socialist, but they vote strongman. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
5897 Even if they walk in a dark valley,I am with them,for I will not fear evil 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
5898 They're saying they want a new administration. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
5899 Do you think they can tell we’ve been sent out to pasture? 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
5900 I don't think the disguises are working! 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
5901 Both the ewes and the rams say it's time to go, Donald. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
5902 You really thought you could pull the wool over their eyes!! 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
5903 Wool suits may not have been a good choice today. 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
5904 Did it say 'Sheep's Clothing Required' on the invitation? 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
5905 What's really awkward is that I dated some of them. 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
5906 Well Bert seems they are Trump supporters and they don't like our news reports 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
5907 I didn’t say anything about auto workers, I said the EWE-AW wanted better benefits! 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
5908 I think they all voted for Baa-den. 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
5909 We should sue for re-counting sheep 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
5910 It’s time to ask the Proud Foxes to stand back and stand by” 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
5911 Frankly, after four years in this suit, I'm glad the jig is up. 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
5912 Tell them it's cotton. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
5913 Their ewenion is demanding collective bargaining. 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
5914 Based on how they’re dressed, I don’t trust them. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
5915 What were you thinking, having lamb for lunch? 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
5916 Don’t let those rude ‘Flock Ewes’ get you down. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
5917 Now I'm positive it said fleece suit instead of wool. 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
5918 I know it's a wool suit, but I still think "in sheep's clothing" means something different. 1.2031 0.06748 64 55 5 4
5919 It seems the sheeple have spoken. Sorry, buddy. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
5920 Ralph is AOL and dressed up in sheep's clothing. We're going to have to check all of them to find him. 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
5921 Wool? You said these suits were synthetic. 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
5922 It's different with humans. Dress up how we may to get votes, sheep still know we're wolves. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
5923 Hey look...with the SHEAR numbers .why don't we...uh why don't we give them a pass? 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
5924 Do you think we can order a recount? 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
5925 I'm thinking that chicken sounds more inviting than lamb right now. What do you think? 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
5926 When did the #MeToo thing happen? 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
5927 I told you we shouldn’t have had lamb chops for dinner last night! 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
5928 You shouldn't have marketed the sale on sheeps' clothing so hard. Now they're all mad about how stupid they look. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
5929 So I guess "Sheeps' Clothing" does NOT mean wool suits. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
5930 Shearly you jest, you two are not pulling the wool over our eyes Shearly you jest, your'not pulling the damn wool over our eyes with that yarn even if ewe are on the lamb for fleecing little Mary's Lamborghini....Baaa Baaa Black shee 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
5931 Hey, they were totally legal 401(k)s 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
5932 You cheaped out again. I knew this sheep's clothing was sooo last year. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
5933 They claim their votes were not counted. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
5934 How many times do I have to warn you about trying to steal clothing from the sheep? They are very sensitive about this. Stick to the suit. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
5935 So what are they all up on their hind legs about? Is it the tropical wool? 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
5936 Beware of false profits. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
5937 Well, most of the rams will support the status quo, but it looks like we’ve lost the ewes’ vote. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
5938 They're on strike. They demand to know who ate Whitey. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
5939 I told you to get rid of the evidence more carefully. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
5940 The wool suits aren't fooling them." 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
5941 Think they're for real or just masquerading? 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
5942 They're mad because I told them they'd be coming to a Trump rally. 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
5943 Let’s try telling them that our suits are 100% polyester. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
5944 Chris, tell them to be patient. If only they knew that I eat the winner after each ceremony, they wouldn't mind the good old chase. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
5945 Nah, we don't need to make them wear masks - makes us look weak. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
5946 They think we're "baaaad baaaad," but I blame their woolly thinking. 1.2031 0.06748 64 55 5 4
5947 I TOLD you the sheeps clothing would be better! 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
5948 Maybe we should have worn our sheep's clothing. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
5949 It was fun for a while but I think we better take off the wolves’ clothing before the herd starts to charge us. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
5950 On 3, go for the one with the skinny legs of lamb. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
5951 They'll perk up when they hear the good news. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
5952 They must really hate bankers. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
5953 As your lawyer I strongly advise you to return your victim's clothing and then get way out of town. 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
5954 They’re demanding to know what happened to Rex,the dog, and they want masks. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
5955 I won't try to pull the wool over your eyes. They're frankly threatening more sleepless nights. 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
5956 If we only count the legal votes, we won bigly! 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
5957 I don't know, it sure looks like voter fraud to me. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
5958 The suits are a bit intimidating. Should have gone with sheep's clothing. 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
5959 I think our mole turned. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
5960 I know how you feel... I forgot my costume, too... but, hey, What's with the Cows..? 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
5961 Hmm ,herd immunity 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
5962 They say 'Dress for the job you want,' but maybe we herd wrong? 1.2031 0.06748 64 55 5 4
5963 Their checks bounced and they say you fleeced them. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
5964 It's going to be tough pulling the wool over this group's eyes. 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
5965 What are the odds that they are really just wolves in sheep's clothing? 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
5966 They're not buying the "overpopulation causing extinction" argument. Should I get the sheepskin and try it the old-fashioned way? 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
5967 I told you Armani doesn't make sheep's clothing. We stick out like a shark in a goldfish bowl. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
5968 They want us to be Originalists. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
5969 Apparently Democrats aren’t what we thought they were. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
5970 From other perspectives, they look like a bunch of disgruntled, discarded baalots. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
5971 I would suggest a recount... 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
5972 It seems the flock no longer wants your protection. 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
5973 B.B.,I think they’re on to us. They’ve filed a class action lawsuit. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
5974 If we tell them we're Trump & Pence,. will they still be angry? 1.2031 0.06748 64 55 5 4
5975 Face it Jack, there’s no avoiding this herd immunity! 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
5976 It's wolf in SHEEP'S clothing... 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
5977 I'm sorry, sir, but they really did vote for Mr. Biden. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
5978 'They look really pissed ! 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
5979 It seemed like the right decision at the time but perhaps we shouldn’t have gone with the wool blend. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
5980 They just learned that "wool" products will no longer be sold on Amazon. 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
5981 Never mind the outfit. They're all saying you're a sheep! 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
5982 Apparently things fell apart after I fell asleep counting them. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
5983 Maybe democracy wasn't such a good idea after all. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
5984 I thought YOU were picking up the sheep's clothing from the dry cleaners. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
5985 Now that the election is over, they seem empowered. Let’s just walk quietly away. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
5986 I told you we overdressed for this deception... 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
5987 They'll get used to the new duds. You can't pass by a sale on sheep's clothing. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
5988 They're tired of the same old 'Baa-Ram-Ewe' rhetoric. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
5989 As your lawyer, I strongly recommend that you totally deny your attempts to pass as a 'New York City 'sheepdog . 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
5990 I just don't think they're going for our disguise and we're outnumbered anyway so let's get the hell out of here. 1.2031 0.06748 64 55 5 4
5991 So the sheep weren’t fooled by the men’s clothing, huh? 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
5992 They demand holiday pay. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
5993 I invited them into my Parler and right away they started bleating that they aren't sheep. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
5994 Know when to hold em know when to fold em. 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
5995 The tide of evolution does not lift all boats equally. 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
5996 Good sheep waiting in line. 1.2031 0.04272 64 52 12 0
5997 this loyalty is getting embarrassing. what do we do now? 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
5998 You said it'd be easy to pull the wool over their eyes. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
5999 Baaad news: They heard the recount didn’t change the outcome. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
6000 They took a vote to stop us wearing wool and eating lambs rack. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
6001 My new “Beware of false prophets” slogan seems to have lost my key voter demographic 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
6002 We've got 'em right where we want 'em, so go ahead and make the next move. 1.2031 0.06748 64 55 5 4
6003 BEWARE OF WOLVES IN SUITS 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
6004 They demanded we not dress like them. But now our choice of a flattering, comfortable, luxurious synthetic leaves them feeling insulted and envious. 1.2031 0.05537 64 51 11 1
6005 Sorry, the sheep’s clothing clashed with our eyes. 1.2031 0.05308 64 54 8 2
6006 I don't think they like the polyester blend. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
6007 Cotton socks are a small battle. We'd still be wining the war. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
6008 Hmm, this is going to require a hostile takeover. 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
6009 Sir, I think they found out that they were the stock we sold. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
6010 They are upset, because since I scared all the boys off, and you blew down all the houses there is no where for them to stay. 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
6011 we look different but we're all thinking the same thing, are we real? 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
6012 It took a lot of clothing. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
6013 They want immunity from unforeseen global disasters until the end of 2020. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
6014 Well,we should be able to find the right size. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
6015 If we get just one to turn around, they’ll all leave us alone. 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
6016 I told you we should have worn the sheepskin jackets. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
6017 Hank? Is that you, buddy? Dressed in sheep's clothing? 1.2031 0.06748 64 54 5 4
6018 I think they herd the news. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
6019 What did I tell Ewe? 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
6020 These are not Mary's lambs. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
6021 I think we'd better concede soon, sir.... 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
6022 Looks like the other wolves snapped up all the available the sheep's clothing. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
6023 Beware of sheep when in wolves’ clothing 1.2031 0.06748 64 55 5 4
6024 That’s good, they think we’re sheep in wolves’ clothing. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
6025 Bad news. They're not falling for the gay wedding invitation con, so I'm afraid you'll have to kiss me. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
6026 They miss the authoritarian wolf, after he was voted out of office. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
6027 Ewe better think of something! 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
6028 They want to know which one of us has been wearing their clothes. 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
6029 They just realized that he has been lying to them for four years. 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
6030 You two don’t look six feet apart. 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
6031 Yes ! EWE- Eject with Explanation- 78 million votes! 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
6032 How do you sleep at night? Oh, right... 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
6033 I'm sorry to break it to you, but you really lost the sympathies of the jury when you ate their kids, Paul. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
6034 Despite what this looks like, it's better than a class action case. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
6035 I told you .You can't fool all of them,all of the time. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
6036 I blame identity politics. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
6037 All I said was: 'Here, Fluffy'... 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
6038 When workers complain,but the managers just say ok. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
6039 I think they know Ja Rule isn't coming to Fyre Festival this year. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
6040 I really can't see why they think herd immunity is such a woolly concept 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
6041 You don't buy what he said about many and few, do you? 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
6042 Some of us are expecting a white wave. 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
6043 They just found out the zippers stick. 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
6044 I told you "sheep's clothing" didn't mean wool. 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
6045 Are you feeling sheepish today? 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
6046 I told you it was casual Friday. 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
6047 I think they want to vote. 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
6048 Nothing to worry about - After all, they're just a bunch of sheep! 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
6049 Sorry,Mr. President,your base just figured out that THEY are the sheeple. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
6050 MAGA rally? I thought this was next week. 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
6051 Now that we have WON should we paint them all BLUE ??? 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
6052 They tell me they are forming a ewe-nion... 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
6053 They are saying that Governments are instituted among sheep, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
6054 For the last time I said sheep’s clothing, not cheap clothing! 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
6055 I know it was just because you were cold but you'd better apologize anyway. 1.2031 0.06370 64 53 7 3
6056 Yes, the counting helped...slept like a baby...but now what do I do with all of them? 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
6057 Tell the sheeple to ask nicely. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
6058 The Sheep's Caucus is deeply concerned with matters if cultural appropriation. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
6059 You got their money. They're expecting you to deliver on the tango lessons. 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
6060 I 'm afraid things have gone from b-a-a-a-a-d to worse! 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
6061 The plan isn't working. They think we're pollsters. 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
6062 You can shear but we want our share! 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
6063 I simply refuse to abide by the new company dress code. 1.2031 0.05069 64 50 13 0
6064 No, they love the policies. They just want you to wear their clothing. 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
6065 They’re annoyed that we’ve gone with another clothing supplier. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
6066 Mutton for dinner next 4 years. Just yell "Voter Fraud!!!" 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
6067 Perhaps we better rethink this. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
6068 Maybe we will have to rethink the Trump golf course in their meadow. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
6069 Maybe we shouldn't have told them there would be a free gift. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
6070 All black sheep matter, where are they? 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
6071 I told you the suits were a bad idea. 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
6072 Lupus, no sudden moves. I think they just realized we are only the 1% at the top. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
6073 Don't worry - Soon there will be none left standing, they've all donated their spines to Trump. 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
6074 It's come down to a shearing issue. They say no more buzzcuts. 1.2031 0.05537 64 51 11 1
6075 It's great that you've brought them this far, but I'm concerned that they can see right through us. Can you convince them to pull the wool over their eyes? 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
6076 They won’t get sheared until their votes are counted 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
6077 They want the same pay under the argument we make the same job. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
6078 Geez Mitch,this better be part of your plan. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
6079 Well, wearing sheep’s clothing didn’t work. What next? 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
6080 All demands are negotiable, except one---they must remain herbivores. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
6081 They want us to count all the votes. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
6082 We ate the scapegoat. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
6083 I thought they put you to sleep not kill you. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
6084 These wool suits should fool them!" 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
6085 We should have gone with my costume idea. 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
6086 That's your plan--pull the wool over their eyes and hightail it out of here? 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
6087 Put your hand in your pocket like you have a gun. You'll be alright. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
6088 Deny, deny, deny. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
6089 You're going to have to apologize, and don't be sheepish about it. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
6090 The sheeps’ clothing is great. The expressions are priceless. They’re ready to deploy. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
6091 The know about the sheep's clothing. . . 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
6092 Corporate says we listen, but no way do we give in to their demands." 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
6093 They're essential workers 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
6094 He says they are piffed,really piffed about the whole,baa,baa,doing what we are told,being led to the slaughter,the whole shmere. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
6095 I understand it’s your “You too” moment. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
6096 They hate it when the "suits" arrive. 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
6097 You don't actually think they're planning a revolt, do you? 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
6098 I’m sorry Lou, but business is business. 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
6099 I think they've figured out our wool Versace isn't exactly 'sheep's clothes.' 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
6100 Once you reach upper management, you can stay in your own clothes . 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
6101 Proud baaas, standing by. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
6102 They all want suits like ours. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
6103 they're demanding immunity 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
6104 How bout next week we mix it up and they get to wear my clothes for a few days 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
6105 It's called a flock of sheep. Not a mob. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
6106 I think Rachel Maddow found out we've been fleecing them. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
6107 I don't care where you get them, but we need two more suits. Look at the morale! 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
6108 I think they’ve developed herd impunity. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
6109 I don't think we fooled them with the sheepskin suit. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
6110 They're ma-a-ad and they think you're ba-a-ad. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
6111 If the lambs are six months early, the lions aren't far behind. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
6112 We have a problem. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
6113 My flock unionized too. 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
6114 Looks like they didn't read the fine print... 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
6115 Just tell them anything, they'll follow! 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
6116 They said they have herd immunity and wolves in men's clothing don't fool them. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
6117 #BlackSheepLivesMatter 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
6118 They may be sheep but they are not fooled by our suits and ties. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
6119 I can see there’s a problem, but the memo was clear: wear veep’s clothing! 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
6120 My broker had me buy sheep futures two years go. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
6121 It's Bah-Bah movement and they are demanding reparations. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
6122 Just take a deep breath, turn around, and tell them it's spelled Y-o-u-T-u-b-e 1.2031 0.06748 64 55 5 4
6123 No, I meant we need new followers on our social media channels 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
6124 I guess the suits didn't fool them. Cathy Mahon Northport, NY 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
6125 WE do coups. They believe in Democracy. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
6126 At the end of the day, it’s all drag. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
6127 Mutton dressed as lamb 1.2031 0.06748 64 55 5 4
6128 I don't think it's the apology they took issue with -- it's that you delivered it in a wool suit. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
6129 I gather they hate our clothing 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
6130 They is definitely threatening ewes. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
6131 So I thought the vegan suits would put an end to that “sheep’s clothing” metaphor. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
6132 I told you the sheep's clothing was racist. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
6133 Best not to keep saying humbug. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
6134 So they were very against the whole “wolves in sheep’s’ clothes” concept. 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
6135 No, I told you I'm a bean counter -- a bean counter. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
6136 Don't worry, if they cross the picket line we'll eat them. 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
6137 It looks like we’re in the minority. 1.2031 0.06370 64 53 7 3
6138 How much clearer could I have been about the clothing? 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
6139 Maybe we should just let them get back in wolf clothing! 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
6140 Grass. Lots of it. 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
6141 They're calling us wolves in shepherds' clothing. 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
6142 A Gathering of Wolves in Sheep's Clothing 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
6143 Just don't tell them that "Black Lives Matter" 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
6144 I tried to tell you-- a wool suit is not the same as sheep's clothing 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
6145 Welcome to the #EweToo Movement 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
6146 The optics aren't great. Just tell your story and change some minds. They'll all follow eventually. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
6147 Ya, beyond all expectations, but maybe we could dial it down a bit on the new flock managment system. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
6148 I love worsted wool, but these suits don't blend with their fashion sensibilities. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
6149 No problem. I figure it's just a cut and paste job. 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
6150 Just ignore 'em. We'll get them one at a time later. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
6151 Don't worry about offending your base now and then, Fred. They always come around. It's in their DNA. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
6152 Appeal to their epic heritage of submission. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
6153 They're demanding better conditions for shearing. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
6154 Not great, admittedly. 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
6155 Wool, I told you to wear a wool suit, to blend in. Not polyester. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
6156 These Halloween fox outfits really do the job,doner.js 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
6157 These snowflakes are clearly offended by our old school dyed in the wool mannerisms 1.2031 0.06748 64 55 5 4
6158 Don’t worry- according to the latest polls there’s only a handful who are angry about the headcount reduction. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
6159 Maybe this is what he meant by herd mentality. 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
6160 We probably shouldn't have come in wool suits. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
6161 As elected officials, we represent all of the animal kingdom. Why can’t they understand that? 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
6162 Have we tried telling 'em the chickens will raise their taxes? 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
6163 Listen, a wolf in sheep's clothing doesn't mean worsted wool. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
6164 We can't do the sheep's clothing thing anymore. It's cultural appropriation. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
6165 We’re getting a lot of complaints about the new Mutton Monday. 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
6166 I knew we should have dressed as sheep, not lawyers 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
6167 I’m sick of picking the winning “sheep” at our annual costume party, aren’t you? 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
6168 They demand better working conditions and less itchy uniforms. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
6169 Were you bragging about your tangine lamb stew again? 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
6170 Nah dude, they wont do anything. They're sheep! 1.2031 0.06748 64 55 5 4
6171 „I told them that the sheep‘s clothing is no longer effective and that they will have to live as wolves again.“ 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
6172 Things just haven’t felt the same since the #ewetoo movement 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
6173 I’ll eat half, you eat half? 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
6174 All Animals Are Equal. But Some Animals Are More Equal Than Others. 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
6175 The sheepish get foxed by the wolves! 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
6176 They just dont realise they're just food 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
6177 The party is behind us but they're not happy about it! 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
6178 Big Bad Electoral College Conference 1.2031 0.05308 64 54 8 2
6179 Blacks, Women and Latinos for Trump 🤣 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
6180 They said you promised them to be wolves again after the election 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
6181 Don’t be so sheepish, just tell them you won 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
6182 you shouldn't have eaten that boy who cried so much about you 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
6183 Just tell them we won the election 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
6184 Tell them to count the votes in Georgia by hoof. 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
6185 how do we tell them we lost 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
6186 I didn’t even know there was such a thing as a sheep union. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
6187 Apparently we're being no-platformed, Walter. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
6188 I told you we can't hack into their system! 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
6189 They want your suit Sir 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
6190 All that wool and they still want welfare. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
6191 I miss the days before they knew they could unionize 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
6192 We’re not going to eat them the normal way. You all need to get over it. 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
6193 When I was counting sheep last night, I swear there were a lot more of them. We just need to find the box they are hiding in. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
6194 That’s what sheep said. 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
6195 Maybe it’s time to reconsider our 2A position. 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
6196 Sir, pretending they only exist in your bad dream doesn’t automatically mean they don’t count in real life 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
6197 Oh, I much rather prefer cashmere sweaters 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
6198 So you lost all their hay in the derivatives market? 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
6199 And they still can't grasp what we need the truckload of mint sauce 4. Perhaps a mint sauce day care health spa in mint sauce as a pre marinade? . 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
6200 This baaaackfired pretty quickly 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
6201 Now they are asking for Black wool in the flock. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
6202 We could slaughter them on 5th Avenue and still get away with it. 1.2031 0.06748 64 55 5 4
6203 They say they can't sleep because of us so I suggested they count each other. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
6204 I don’t know how to convince them that I really did see a boy, I’m not crying! 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
6205 Sir we're running out of options, we have to do something quick before they realize how much they outnumber us 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
6206 Honestly, they’re all sheep, you’re more...’sheep- ish.’ There’s always 2024, boss. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
6207 The times, they are a changing. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
6208 Sir I don’t think they are still going to believe everything that you tell them. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
6209 I told you we should have gone with the sheep’s clothing. 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
6210 A wool suit on a hot day? Man, that'll be the death of you" 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
6211 Seems the wool is off their eyes. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
6212 Our rhetoric can only blind them from reality for so long. 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
6213 I told you we shouldn't have gone with the poly-blend 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
6214 Just tell them their 401ks look great. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
6215 Georgia wants a recount of the legal shee 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
6216 I told you the roasted lamb wasn't a good idea 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
6217 Honestly, I don't think they're really onto us 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
6218 For the last time, I did NOT say, "organize a-herd mutiny! 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
6219 . Ok, I know it’s not the most flattering clothing but they’ll wear them and like it. 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
6220 Ok, well, a recount could help with the insomnia you’ve been complaining about all year. 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
6221 SHEEP HEIL! 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 10 1
6222 Lawyers! 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
6223 They’re asking if they want the counting to stop or continue. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
6224 They say you didn’t really lose the election—keep fighting. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
6225 Let’s ignore them and take the election results to the supreme court. 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
6226 There seems to be an issue with the severance package 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
6227 I thought you told me they were 100% linen 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
6228 It's a herd, but they're not heard. I say we pack 'em in to somewhere, stupid idea or smth. rkercaption 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
6229 Sir, don't look back. When I say go, run with all your might! 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
6230 Yeah....they’re waiting on the vaccine you promised last month.... 🤷🏾‍♂️ 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
6231 I think we showed up at the wrong Improv Everywhere event. 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
6232 Stop being sheepish. Let's just get down to business. 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
6233 OK, they look really pissed. Initiate Plan B." "No! Not Melania!?! 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
6234 Listen, Mike, I really think we’re out of options here. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
6235 Do they really think that counting them will ever make us sleepy? 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
6236 Am sorry, but that's not how herd immunity works. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
6237 Oh, so when you said I should buy two wool suits... 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
6238 « I guess they’ve read the contract to the end.. » 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
6239 look at all those chickens 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
6240 What are those 2 sheep in wolf skin doing? 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
6241 Maybe if we recount our odds, they’d be in our favor. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
6242 They are Threatening to Unionize!! 🙄 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
6243 Fast fashion doesn't HAVE to look sheep. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
6244 Too bad you convinced them that social distancing is a ploy. 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
6245 How many sheep seats did you sell, anyway? 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
6246 These suits have successfully convinced them we’re lawyers, but now they want to file a class action lawsuit. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
6247 The wondering sheep 🐑 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
6248 I said cheap suits, not sheep suits! 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
6249 I think they’re onto us! The suits not working anymore. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
6250 The wolves were difficult to work and dance with, naturally. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
6251 . Rock, paper scissors. 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
6252 They're upset about your 'sheep's clothing' - it's cultural appropriation. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
6253 No Gerald! It’s on you to tell them we ate their parents, stole their dad’s suits, and are now the executive board members of Brooklyn Sheep Milk Inc. 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
6254 Jack, they formed a union, I told you this was going to happen, go get the shavers 1.2031 0.06748 64 55 5 4
6255 I told you they’re not easily fleeced. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
6256 ‘What I’m hearing is that they don’t think “I’m sorry your lambs were so delicious” is a sincere enough apology.’ 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
6257 „So, howl of no confidence?” 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
6258 I thought the sheep were supposed to be on our side 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
6259 I don’t know if we can trust the count 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
6260 A reckoning 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
6261 Well Nigel, sheeple or not, we’re going to need an exit plan 1.2031 0.06748 64 55 5 4
6262 You can’t defund us because of a few bad apples. Who will keep order if we’re not here? 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
6263 One of them got a union flyer and the rest just blindly followed 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
6264 I kept telling the board that years of appropriation were going to catch up with us eventually. 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
6265 They’re demanding that you eat them, sir... 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
6266 Real estate agent: “as I was saying, you’ll love it here! This field has everything you need.” 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
6267 Those sheeple, who hate you, envy your freedom. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
6268 Baaaaahhhhhhh humbug. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
6269 Take it from us, ewe need to count every vote. 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
6270 You want ME to tell them they’re all being replaced by robots?! I thought Mary was going to do that. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
6271 They are all just sheep, they will happily believe in voter fraud if we keep broadcasting our popular prime time shows! 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
6272 We’re waiting until 2024... 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
6273 When you said that couting sheeps could make me sleep I wasn’t expecting this. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
6274 Sheep have elbows? Let’s go to Zabars now! 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
6275 You remembered to pull the wool over their eyes, right? 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
6276 I think they’re onto us, maybe it’s time for another make pastures green again rally! 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
6277 I told you they are not a flock anymore, they are voters and protestors 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
6278 See, we let one join the union and the rest followed. 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
6279 Stop using us to put children to sleep 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
6280 Issue a clarification. Tell them you meant cheap clothing. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
6281 It seems like they’re angry about our victory 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
6282 Good thing two-thirds of them don’t vote 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
6283 I think someone taught them to read 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
6284 'The last I heard, Herbert left the bandanas in Prague.' 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
6285 These are no ordinary sheep, they are extra disciplined 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
6286 I thought COVID-19 would’ve taken care of this by now 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
6287 Maybe we can find a song that they will all dance to and end this thing!!! 1.2027 0.05083 74 60 13 1
6288 Let's try telling them that the stockyards are for white sheep only. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
6289 I think it's time to concede. They aren't falling for it anymore. 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
6290 Maybe it's time to consider expanding your demographic. 1.2000 0.06279 65 55 7 3
6291 Oh, Man. Now what? 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
6292 Mail-in ballots ... it's always something! 1.2000 0.05000 65 52 13 0
6293 Look Sundance, when we get out of this, I say we go to Australia, find some sheep dogs and blend right in. 1.2000 0.05000 65 51 13 0
6294 It's a good thing the boy already cried wolf! 1.2000 0.05000 65 52 13 0
6295 Not what I meant when I said you just don't have the chops to be a good pollster. 1.2000 0.06279 65 55 7 3
6296 The power suits may have impressed the cats, but I have a baaaad feeling herding this bunch may be a whole lot tougher!” 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
6297 Just between you and me, I find it very difficult to lead such a demoralized herd of sheep! 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
6298 Pandemic or no, they say 18 tables are too many. 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
6299 I was sure these wool suits from Brooks Bros. would enable us to sneak up on them--they even have a sheepskin in their logo. 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
6300 Uh, do you want to take this one? 1.2000 0.05000 65 52 13 0
6301 I told you the suits wouldn't make any difference. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
6302 We'll have to be quick while the fisher is busy with the cabbages. 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
6303 You just couldn't stop gushing about your mohair dress suit, could you? 1.2000 0.06279 65 55 7 3
6304 I told you we should have kept the sheepskin clothing. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
6305 Do we have anything aside from 'MAAAGA'" 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
6306 I think we have a business opportunity here 1.2000 0.05000 65 52 13 0
6307 everything isn't black and white 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
6308 Sir, they’re calling for your resignation 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
6309 Research complete. Glorious opportunity! Nobody here wears clothes. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
6310 ‘Do you think we can keep them at bay for at least four years?’ 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
6311 Did you eat the Judas Goat? 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
6312 We swore to them that your last outfit wasn’t sheep’s clothing. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
6313 It's a reasonable demand. You stand upright and wear a tie, medium-rare is reasonable. 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
6314 where are all the Red Riding Hoods you promised US 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
6315 Of course Trumo is a-big bad Wolfe 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
6316 We’re the 1%. They should be happy we use their wool for our Armani suits. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
6317 Lead, follow, or get out of the way. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
6318 Tell them the Dems cheated. Oh, and you're fired. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
6319 Tell them you were robbed by the Dark State. 1.1970 0.04933 66 53 13 0
6320 I told you about the tail, sheep-dip. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
6321 Sure they're angry; but how do we monetize that mass sheep anger? 1.1970 0.06190 66 56 7 3
6322 They don’t call you the Wolf of Wall St for nothing. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
6323 I know Dad would have urged caution and to not jump to conclusions. 1.1970 0.04933 66 53 13 0
6324 Surely, you have picked a winner by now! 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
6325 Sorry, most of my clients have become vegetarians. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
6326 We had a good run, you and I, but they figured it out. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
6327 You’re right, we should have changed. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
6328 We've got a lot of angry livestockholders to answer to. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
6329 Maybe we oughta tell them we're gonna switch to buffalo clothing. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
6330 Seems they’re not convinced we gave up wool for polyester. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
6331 I told you we shouldn’t come here straight from the meeting. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
6332 I’ll call Fox, you find the nearest hen house 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
6333 Since when has Georgia been on this many people's minds? 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
6334 They seem really angry. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
6335 Just tell them that we’re launching an investigation. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
6336 You told me we could start eating them once we reached the 1% club... 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
6337 Do they really expect us to count every last one? 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
6338 Larry, I think you've taken the "wolf in sheep's clothing" dodge about as far as it'll go. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
6339 Stay out of their dressing room., pageant owner, or not! 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
6340 Mr Lamb,no matter what you say no one has agreed to another recount 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
6341 Somewhere in there are a number of us. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
6342 Apparently we were supposed to come in sheep’s clothing. Gary, I’m glad we look chic, but the guys are pretty mad. 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
6343 Sorry Boss, they ran out of Orange fleece. 1.1967 0.06942 61 53 4 4
6344 I think they're overreacting to my change of wardrobe." 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
6345 I think they’ve seen through the disguise, now they’ll never take the Covid vaccine. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
6346 Frankly, I think it's the Merino suit that is causing the issue. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
6347 Of course, you could always challenge the vote but they are a majority. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
6348 I told you, it's "sheep's clothing." 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
6349 I ate Little Bo Peep!” Don Dechman Austin T 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
6350 It was an honest mistake, Ray. Who knew wool suits don't make you look like sheep? 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
6351 Being a lawyer can only protect you up to a point... 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
6352 Ixnay on the umbday eepshay. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
6353 Stop counting at midnight. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
6354 Wolves in sheep clothing, do ya think? 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
6355 I thought you were following the Donald Trump handbook? 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
6356 O.K. Mr. Trump, now what? 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
6357 OK. Here's the plan. Scare the shit out of them. And they will follow. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
6358 I told you this was not a good disguise! 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
6359 I don't get it. What was in it for them? 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
6360 "Beware of false prophets, who come to you in sheep's clothing." 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
6361 I’m guessing they don’t like the idea of a recount. 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
6362 So, they want to know if we understand..."sheep's clothing?" 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
6363 Let’s tell them we are the Wolves of Wall Street and we feast only on bankers 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
6364 I know what the lion said,but the opinions of these sheep are quite overwhelming. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
6365 Well too damn bad. Sheep's Clothing is SO last year. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
6366 If looks could kill..... 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
6367 That stunt with the ‘wolf in sheep’s clothing’ got their goat! 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
6368 Isn't social media wonderful, which one of us should lead them to the Trump rally (slaughterhouse). 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
6369 Howard,I told you we needed sheep’s clothing. They’re looking suspicious. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
6370 How could we have forgotten it is casual Friday? What are we doing in these suits - call home, have them send our sweaters! 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
6371 I told you we shouldn't have bought these suits. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
6372 More misinformation in their social mehhdia 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
6373 Who would have ever thought that there could be so many wolves in sheep's clothing? 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
6374 Are you serious? The KKK are standing back and standing by! 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
6375 I told you we should have gone with the wool blazers. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
6376 That’s a lot of very angry sheep! I know, right? 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
6377 They demand to know who's been wearing Mabel's Clothes! 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
6378 What difference will it actually make? Let 'em have a union. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
6379 No, they're not Trump's sheep, they're Dems. They think that they're individuals. 1.1967 0.06942 61 53 4 4
6380 Yeah, pretty good thanks. Yourself? 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
6381 You shouldn't have mentioned the HOA fees. Now they're going back to Bo Peep for sure. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
6382 I swear Stan, the salesman told me this was the finest sheep’s clothing. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
6383 Let’s just tell them they should work on their anger management. 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
6384 But sir, they'll put us to sleep if we stop counting... 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
6385 I think next time we should include the charger with the phone. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
6386 We were told this would be a ship for our press conference, not sheep. 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
6387 I told them the only way I could lose the election was if it were rigged. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
6388 I need some help here buddy... somehow, they keep calling me a hound 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
6389 I DON’T THINK COUNTING THESE SHEEP IS GOING TO HELP. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
6390 They don’t want to be sheeps anymore. 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
6391 Ready to pop on one of those white outfits? 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
6392 They’re woke now” 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
6393 They just realized we can't bring back Big Wool. Maybe we'd better get the flock out of here. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
6394 Wool is dry clean only, and I left our suits at the cleaners. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
6395 Hahahahaha 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
6396 they can't sweat it out ; and you said "climate change is a hoax". . 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
6397 Use “they’re like sheep” as an insult one more time... 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
6398 What did you expect; we're not in sheep's clothes. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
6399 Oh-oh . . . where's our sheep's clothing? I think they're on to us. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
6400 Well I told you that wolves in lambswool suits wouldn't trick them either! 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
6401 Don't worry, they'll never stand up for themselves! 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
6402 Our only chance is the spy. 1.1935 0.06438 62 53 6 3
6403 They're not leaving til they get their MAGA hats. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
6404 They insist it was rigged. 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 10 0
6405 They are threatening a stampede if we don't do a recount. 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
6406 They’re refusing to wag their tails unless we return Little Bo-Peep. 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
6407 I thought you said this was sheep's clothing. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
6408 Do you think we should tell them? 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
6409 I have warned you, Mr. Bolsonaro, that they were not THAT stupid. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
6410 Not our Sheppard 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
6411 Obviously these sheep do not like Pink Floyd. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
6412 I tried that, Bob, but it's just made the insomnia worse. 1.1935 0.06438 62 52 6 3
6413 My dear wolf guy, please let us discuss the economy. It’s getting pretty crazy these days. 1.1935 0.05557 62 50 10 1
6414 You say they are ALL women? 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
6415 This is the distinct elite group. 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
6416 I love all this attention! 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
6417 Sheep be sheep. 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
6418 In retrospect,your clothing suggestion was better. 1.1905 0.04987 63 51 12 0
6419 They want to unionize and have a share of the profits, or no more wool suits. 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
6420 You idiot! You told each one "I only have eyes for ewe"? 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
6421 I think the masses have learned basic math. 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
6422 You have lost sir. Keep running with your pack. 1.1905 0.04987 63 51 12 0
6423 A phalanx of fluff? Phooey! Find another fool. 1.1899 0.04792 79 65 13 1
6424 They want a recount of the flock after some votes are missing. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
6425 They are all bare nakie! 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
6426 Tell them because of the pandemic we have to be more flexible in our staffing. It’s a temporary reduction. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
6427 They want to know what’s wrong with sheep’s clothing. Savannah Sellman Oakland, CA 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
6428 I think they herd us. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
6429 We failed to consider that they would know so much about landscaping. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
6430 I thought it would still work with processed wool. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6431 They’ve unionized 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6432 This is the ewe wave we’ve feared. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6433 I told you,that Impossible Burger tasted too good somehow! 1.1864 0.06609 59 51 5 3
6434 Matthew 7:15. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6435 Dammit, Jim, I knew suits would be too formal. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
6436 It's always tricky with their reactions to fall fashion. They do and they don't want to know who you're wearing. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
6437 Maybe we could try gerrymandering the pastures a bit more? 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6438 It's the Italian wool suits.Next time, we should buy American. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6439 Heh, heh, heh, they never heard of sheep in wolves' clothing??? Wait, we better explain, quickly and clearly. 1.1864 0.06609 59 51 5 3
6440 This fits way better than their clothing. 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
6441 This isn't going away... Their Shear Numbers have me worried. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6442 They are demanding to wear custom suits as well, to look more professional. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6443 Convince them the real enemy is other sheep and you'll eat for life. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6444 Who's looking "sheepish" now??? 1.1864 0.06609 59 51 5 3
6445 The lambs may be silent, but we've still had complaints. 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
6446 We were supposed to be in sheep’s suits not Ralph Lauren’s! 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
6447 I told you! Sheep's clothing! 1.1864 0.06151 59 49 7 2
6448 I knew once Kamala won, there'd be hell to pay! 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6449 Remember, Joe, they have to be put through two minutes of hate EVERY day. Read your Orwell. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6450 I told you not to wear a wool suit today. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6451 They demand to know if the lining of your jacket is synthetic. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
6452 They’re saying the fleece you wore was cultural appropriation 1.1864 0.06609 59 51 5 3
6453 They reckon wearing Wolves' Clothing cultural appropriation. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
6454 Next time I'd avoid any mention of "chronic" or "insomnia" when introducing a new client 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
6455 They insist you keep the job. 1.1864 0.06609 59 51 5 3
6456 Which ones shall we tell the President to eat today? 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
6457 What are your thoughts on stakeholder capitalism? 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6458 Apparently, your lies didn't pull the wool over their eyes after all. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6459 Would you like to tell them about the change in uniform? 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6460 How fast can you run? 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
6461 The lint will be a dead giveaway 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6462 I TOLD you "sheeps' clothing" wasn't just a metaphor. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6463 Lets go over your description one more time. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
6464 Their shear stress is sheer nonsense! 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6465 Look, all I know is that I ordered wool suits, just like you asked. 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
6466 They read the constitution and they are pissed, time to concede! 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6467 How many are there? What a nightmare. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6468 I knew these suits weren’t cashmere! 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6469 We can’t allow the flock to graze until it is determine whether they are employees or contractors. 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
6470 Where do we buy the wolf coat? 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
6471 Pence: "You called this meeting, what's your plan now?" Trump: "The cliff is right over there. Let's go." 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
6472 Yes, I agree, you have got the look down to a "T" but I am not sure they are buying into this Corporate Co Op meeting scam 1.1864 0.06609 59 51 5 3
6473 OK, maybe democracy was a bad idea. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
6474 Should we paint the grass greener for them again? 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6475 I told you, learn the names. Lay off the "Tasty" and "Lambchop" stuff. 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
6476 I thought you said we should dress as wolves in sheik clothing. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6477 I got 99 problems and a wolf ain't one... 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6478 Whose idea was it to wear these suits today? 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
6479 I think it’s the #ewe too movement. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
6480 I'm telling you mr. Trump they all voted for Biden 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6481 Maybe it was that loud little lamb . .who shouted, Look Mommy! at their big naked eyes and wolf noses . . . 1.1864 0.06609 59 50 5 3
6482 We can't eat them yet. One of them is our spy in sheep's clothing" "Was it something I said?" 1.1864 0.06609 59 50 5 3
6483 These woolen suits aren't working as sheep's clothing. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
6484 Yeah I know, same thing happened in Omaha. 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
6485 Let’s pull the wool over their eyes snd proceed with our plan.... 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
6486 It’s two against one. We can take ‘em. 1.1864 0.06609 59 51 5 3
6487 Hey Sly, they're all 'Trumpers' don't screw em, let's just shear em. 1.1864 0.05657 59 48 9 1
6488 Oh-oh; the word must have leaked out. 1.1864 0.06609 59 51 5 3
6489 They don’t want us wearing their clothing any more. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6490 Four Seasons Pastoral Landscaping 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6491 A wolf in cashmere's not a good move. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6492 We shouldn't have worn 100% wool jackets. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
6493 It's time we get back to wearing the wool. 1.1864 0.05657 59 48 9 1
6494 Italian wool was too formal. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6495 Just ignore them. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6496 Tell them it's all the black sheep's fault. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
6497 It's hunting season so they're dressed in sheep's clothing. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
6498 The conundrum: look sharp or dress for success. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6499 Eat more of them. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
6500 I think about 30, but I keep falling asleep so can't be sure. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
6501 They’re suing us for cultural appropriation. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6502 Maybe we shouldn't have dressed up in sheep's clothing... 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
6503 The Wolves of Wool Sheep 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
6504 Well, we may have to leave in the pre-existing conditions provision. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6505 Maybe I should change into my fleece. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
6506 Who do you think your fooling, we can see your tail 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6507 They are waiting to try the new "Travis Scott Grass" 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
6508 Easy - tell them those goats are eating their grass and we're just fleecing them for the defense effort. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
6509 It's a peaceful protest against our switch to polyester. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6510 I heard wool suits, thought that meant sheep's clothing, who knew? 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
6511 You want me to tell them that I’ve changed...???!!!! You can say anything about me, but I’m no liar 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6512 Who knew vegetarians could be adamant? 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
6513 It looks like they found out our suits are polyester. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
6514 Tell them these are suits are cotton and we don't own any sheep's clothing. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
6515 I forgot, is it "Count the vote" or "Stop the count"? 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
6516 Do you prefer your wool greasy or fine? Really, that's how it's marketed. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6517 Okay, do we give them all wool suits? 1.1864 0.06151 59 49 7 2
6518 I'm not sure we can pull the wool over their eyes any more... 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6519 We can't huff and puff all day. let's give 'em the news 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6520 Really,your whole family didn’t have to dress up for this. 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
6521 Ok, the sheep say they want to not be led by wolves anymore. They also demand proof our suits aren't made from lambs wool. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6522 YOU tell them there is no more Obamacare - blah, blah! 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
6523 Vegan diet is killing them! 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
6524 They came on the Antifa bus 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
6525 They're blaming us for bipedalism. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
6526 They don’t think it’s normal for us as the new owners to have eaten the old owners. 1.1864 0.06609 59 51 5 3
6527 You had to say let's have lamb for Thanksgiving. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
6528 I'll take a 3 piece suit any day. 1.1864 0.06609 59 51 5 3
6529 They’re angry because the sheep at the next farm are getting paid more for their wool. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
6530 They're just mad they didn't get tax breaks. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6531 I know it looks bad now Bob, but trust me, we are rounding the corner. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6532 Just tell them you won the election. They’ll baaa-lieve anything. 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
6533 Yes, we're wearing wool suits, but I wouldn't call them 'sheep's clothing'" 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
6534 It doesn’t appear that our power suits are having the desired effect. 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
6535 At least get the storyline correct! 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
6536 What do we do now that they've caught us outside our sheep's clothing? 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
6537 Dude, you had to eat the black one? 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
6538 Clothes and hair are everything. 1.1864 0.06609 59 51 5 3
6539 I think he said, "First kill all the lawyers". 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6540 I’m a little worried. They all look like wolves in sheep’s clothing 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6541 I TOLD YOU THIS DISGUISE WOULD SUIT THEM. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
6542 Yes Sir, I agree it's fair to say the sheep have woke. 1.1864 0.05657 59 48 9 1
6543 I TOLD you not to get the polyester suit 1.1864 0.06609 59 51 5 3
6544 I think they're telling you they want stockings, Murray. And heels. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6545 I told you the base would be angry. What are you going to do now? 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
6546 OK. Tell'em you hear 'em, thank 'em, and just walk away. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6547 Voir dire didn’t go as well as we were anticipating. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6548 They see through our charade. Lunch? 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6549 Just pick a sheep as a running mate. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
6550 The jig's up Fred; let's return the costumes and hope the girls calm down by the time we get home. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6551 Seen any good movies lately? 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6552 A union rep is just a sheep in wolf suit. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
6553 I think they heard you? 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6554 There are quite a few of them... lets continue this conversation over golf. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6555 This isn't the Wall Street I was thinking of. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6556 We never used to get this response when we made 'black sheep' jokes. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6557 I thought you said they wouldn't notice us in cheap clothing? 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
6558 It doesn't look good they saw you eat another sheep and bail ain't gonna be cheap. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
6559 The herd wants the clothes off our back. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6560 We should change our clothes before we tackle this crowd! 1.1864 0.06609 59 51 5 3
6561 Note to self: Never wear 100% wool suits. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6562 It's all social justice and the "no-eat" clause - these new white supremacists are getting pushy... 1.1864 0.05657 59 48 9 1
6563 My bad, I assumed they had updated their wardrobe. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
6564 « They herd everything, I fear... » 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
6565 Tell ‘em you’re a sheep in wolf’s clothing. 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
6566 At least they’re not wearing our clothing. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
6567 They're onto us, Bill. I told you, the sheepskin looked fine. 1.1864 0.06609 59 51 5 3
6568 They have unionised. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6569 Time to put on our sheep's clothing. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6570 There's a wolf in there. 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
6571 Let's leave before we become sheep in wolves clothing. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6572 I don't know why they're all mad at us, we're wearing suits this time. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6573 Some how I think they know we’re not sheep 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
6574 Obviously we need a recount. 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
6575 I don't think it'll be a good marriage. Not soft and cuddly,and nothing in common. She'd eat you alive 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6576 That wool-lined jacket is NOT fooling anyone! 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6577 Now that we got them all riled up thinking about it, we tell them it's Joe Biden who is going to fleece them! Works every time. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
6578 I guess sheep's clothing doesn't include wool suits. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
6579 If grassroots organizers merge Ewe-Too with Me-Too and they elect a female president, where will that leave us suits? 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6580 Come on, we're pets! Do you really think I tied this Windsor? 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6581 They are fleecing us for a 3-day work week. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6582 ‘Ewe, me, lunch’ does not play well with this crowd. 1.1864 0.06609 59 51 5 3
6583 Somehow they thought counting sheep meant counting their ballots too. 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
6584 UGG factory demise circa 2012 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
6585 You're supposed to wear sheeps clothing, not cheap clothing. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
6586 Are they wolves like us? 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6587 Are they still looking at us? I'm afraid so. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6588 I'm counting two legal votes. 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
6589 Yes, I know, but just have to stop calling them the wool pack 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
6590 They want you to put on their clothing again before they attend your rally. 1.1864 0.05114 59 46 11 0
6591 Fifteen times I've tried to count the sheep......I think they're getting restless. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6592 Sir, one of them dug up an old post of yours, uh, from your younger days, saying something to the effect of: "Little Bo Peep got that WAGON though!" 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6593 They are talking union. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
6594 Are you sure we're in sheep's clothing? 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
6595 Our wool futures aren't looking exactly bullish. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
6596 Ewe too? Don't worry, never heard of them. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
6597 Sir, the American Sheep are demanding your concession speech. 1.1864 0.06609 59 51 5 3
6598 Don't feel intimidated, they are only wolves in sheep clothing 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
6599 Once the electoral votes are confirmed they'll know who the popular choice is to follow! 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6600 Looks like the Ewenion members are standing their ground. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6601 Maybe acrylic is a good choice for Spring. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
6602 Elementary My Dear Watson— each and every one. 1.1864 0.06609 59 51 5 3
6603 Why don't you do the recount. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6604 Is this your best idea for beating insomnia? 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6605 I told you we should have disguised ourselves as sheep. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
6606 Difficult to decide. Not one stood out. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
6607 They'll do whatever I say. What's the plan. 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
6608 'How can we attack sucn mean looking sheep?" 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
6609 May be "a wolf in street clothing" isn't the best concept after all. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6610 Well,I think they have a point. These clothes are not flattering 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
6611 I told you we should have worn sheep’s clothing instead of these suits. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6612 I told you we should have worn our other suits. 1.1864 0.06609 59 51 5 3
6613 I ain't goin to sleep well tonight either. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
6614 Frankly, we're not certain who slipped them a Vitamin A supplement. 1.1864 0.06151 59 48 7 2
6615 They say the voting was rigged and are demanding a recount. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6616 I will get them back by promising to build a wall to keep out the Merino. 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
6617 They have a grievance. I see a Grande Bouffe. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6618 Don’t worry, Mitch...they will eventually blindly follow me. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
6619 You better think of something quickly. They are starting to mutter. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6620 They only came to tell us they changed their minds.... 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
6621 So, the Union demands life insurance coverage from the company. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6622 Maybe, but quantity has a quality of its own. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6623 Corporate banned Tik Tok 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6624 Let's try "ba ba white sheep..." 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6625 I told you this baah-too movement would get out of hand. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6626 Honor your roots for a change, Fido. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
6627 How do we explain that we’re not going with sheep’s clothing? 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6628 Looks like it's time for one of Cynthia's team building exercises. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
6629 Pity, the flock seems not inclined to acting sheepish this morning. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6630 Don’t worry about the popular vote. We won the Electoral College so we still decide what’s for dinner. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6631 They're tired of getting fleeced and they want to be counted. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6632 I will agree to a series of gradual reforms 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6633 I think you idea to update our clothing undermines the old saying even more. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
6634 Outnumbered,the wolves in suits try to pretend like there isn’t a crowd of sheep looking angrily at them. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
6635 What's the point of using the whistle if no one shows up? 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6636 I'm sorry. What I heard was, 'come in chic clothing.' 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6637 Did they just say “eat the wolves” 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
6638 Look, I was young when that happened, a long time ago. 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
6639 Tell them to donate to my election defense task force. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
6640 I think I heard them call us, "Baaad. Baaad. Baaad." 1.1864 0.06609 59 51 5 3
6641 Next time pay attention I said to buy our costumes from Farmer Brooks Not Brooks Brothers! 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
6642 I don't think we can pull the wool over their eyes with this crowd! 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
6643 Well who knew there would be such a clic, I guess we can switch to wool. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
6644 We could keep them for the gabardine? 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
6645 No thanks, I'll pass. The job description said "three little pigs." 1.1864 0.06609 59 51 5 3
6646 Yeah, I thought we'd just blend in with this 'in chic clothing' thing! 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6647 Do you think they know we are wearing wool? I knew we should have gone for a Polyester... 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
6648 As your advisor, I think the wardrobe change was what tipped them off. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6649 Apparently these wolves don't like beong in sheep's closing. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6650 They accuse me of harassment but my attorney is the Big Bad Wolf so I'll beat the rap. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6651 I anticipated we would be going in a different direction with the fall fashion line this year. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6652 I say go for them, the worst case is we die with lamb in our belly. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
6653 We're happy to work with you to address your concerns but we just don't think a union is a good fit for this company. 1.1864 0.06609 59 51 5 3
6654 Corporate thought this was a better look but i don't know. 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
6655 Tell them you'll build a wall to keep the goats out. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
6656 They feel fleeced. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
6657 I'm not the one who said sheep's clothing was "done to death." 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
6658 They must have heard about our proposal to charge a 5% flock from home tax. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6659 They believe they’ve been lured into a super spreader event. Go with it. 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
6660 Don't sweat it, sir. They're mad you haven't made them millionaires but they still think you're a sheep. 1.1864 0.06609 59 51 5 3
6661 Like I told you, they had a sale on sheep's clothing. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6662 Bigly! 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
6663 You told us that there was a wolf in sheep's clothing. We've stripsearched everyone. You lied! 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6664 Did you them it's all going to trickle down? 1.1864 0.06609 59 51 5 3
6665 “Is there any chance we can pull the wool over their eyes” 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6666 If there are any like us hiding in sheep's clothing, we're in trouble! 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6667 Senator McConnell and the Republican Conference bid Donald Trump adieu. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
6668 You LED them to believe that Trump would win! 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6669 They’ve picked up on the fact that you're a sheep in wolf's clothing, Sal. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6670 My question is, 'how did they all find me?' 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
6671 This looks baaaad" "Not now, Jerry 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6672 They want a recount- said their baaaahlots got lost in the mail 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6673 i'm just saying that going into business for ourselves just ain't what i thought it would be. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6674 They formed a union; they’re on to us. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6675 I told you "sheep's clothing" didn't mean worsted. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6676 Looks like the sheeple are demanding a recount. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
6677 Tell them, if they will keep following until 2024, we will 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6678 I think we can spin this. Their collective IQ is single digits. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
6679 They don't bother me since I acquired herd immunity. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6680 I won this election by a lot! 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6681 I feel an itch coming on. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6682 Well they look like Republicans but I'll bet they all have MAGA hats hidden in their pockets. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6683 Bad news: they're asking what our suits are made of. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6684 They're demans are simple: PAY the damned cleaners' bill!! 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6685 Whelp, I’ve just decided to enjoy the Electoral College while it lasts. 1.1864 0.06609 59 51 5 3
6686 Remember, these suits are 100% wool; just play it cool. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
6687 Nice suit! What's it made of?" "Wool...it says some animals were eaten during the making of this product." "That explains the angry sheep mob behind you." "No, actually, there was a callback for the iphone 12's Jordan Belfort promised them. 1.1864 0.06609 59 51 5 3
6688 I thought the costume was foolproof, but my voice gave me away. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
6689 Well I'd be upset too if I was told my dress was a unique design... 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6690 Who suggested that Brooks Bros. would give us the same anonymity as sheep's clothing? 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6691 I'm a great lawyer but I can't defend you against all of them. 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
6692 Just ask to speak to their leader. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6693 I have a feeling the clothing is wrong. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
6694 Who knew that sheep could be both armed and dangerous? 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6695 It must be Casual Friday. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
6696 They are demanding a recount. Guess we couldn't pull the wool over their eyes. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 6 2
6697 Well, okay. So . . . What if we dress like them? 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
6698 They said the Lord is their shepherd, and they fear not. 1.1864 0.06609 59 51 5 3
6699 It's my new wool suit. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6700 They're protesting my switch to polyester 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6701 Told you we should have hired a tailor! 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
6702 Congratulations. It looks like the ayes have it. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6703 ''I think they are on to us - wolves in men's clothing" 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6704 I think they're really upset about our suits. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
6705 They demand that we stop pulling the wool over their eyes and that we return Little Bo Peep. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6706 I’ll be honest, I thought I signed up for trading derivatives. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6707 Don't worry, they cannot bite! 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
6708 I' m not sure what appropriation is either. We were clearly celebrating livestock culture. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
6709 They're angry because they've never seen wolves in wolves' clothing. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
6710 You Lost Count 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
6711 Look, it's good that we're Wolves. As for them... let's tell 'em we're picking up the whole thing again in 2024. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6712 They're upset that we stole their wolf-in-sheep's-clothing idea for the Cartoon Caption Contest. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6713 I'm not so sure they are buying the "Uber of wool" concept. 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
6714 Tell Jared, the sheep are not happy 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6715 Human Resources nixed the sheep's clothing so here we are. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6716 They're angry because we didn't wear our sheep's clothing. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
6717 I dare you to ask them: Baa baa white sheep, have you any wolf? 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6718 I don't get it. All I said was "Hey Lamb Chop" and now they're all against me. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
6719 I opted for a two button,single breasted,when we ran out of the sheep’s clothing. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
6720 It'll be fine, they're a bunch of sheep... 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6721 Remember that saying about a wolf in sheep's clothing? 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6722 Maybe we should call in the Pied Piper or does he just do mice? 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6723 I told them it's nothing personal, it's just business. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6724 I don't believe you. I think you're a sheep in wolf's clothing. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6725 'Y'know, they think we're politicians. Let's just go back to the sheep outfits. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
6726 Clearly, the polyblend suits are offensive. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
6727 You just had to whistle, didn't you.... 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6728 The sheep would like to have my word with you. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6729 Ignoring the ewes isn’t working. They keep persisting. 1.1864 0.07038 59 52 3 4
6730 They might not like to be called “Future cardigans and lamb chops” but that’s just the way it is, darling. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
6731 ‘They want us to eat them, as promised.’ 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
6732 He says they don't want to be treated like a bunch of sheep. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
6733 At least none of them are black. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6734 We’ll let the sheep choose the wolf they’d like to be governed by. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6735 But I thought you said vegan wolves were allowed at this party 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
6736 There’s multiple ways to fleece unsuspecting borrowers. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6737 I’m afraid we simply can’t eat them all at once 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6738 I think they're unionizing. 1.1864 0.05114 59 47 11 0
6739 Pst!!!They still don’t know that they will be the new electoral college! 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6740 I say we run for the hills. 1.1864 0.06609 59 51 5 3
6741 'A field of dreams become nightmare' . 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
6742 They’re pretty upset he didn’t get re-elected for another term. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6743 They're too mad at the Dems to care we're not in sheep's clothing anymore. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
6744 It seems like they don't want to give us the benefit of the doubt anymore. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
6745 tell them we have to count them again 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
6746 I don't think the suit is working, do you have any other ideas? 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
6747 Electoral College of Nebraska, 2020; charcoal on canvas 1.1864 0.06609 59 51 5 3
6748 I think they are starting to notice they are not wearing clothes 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6749 The riots getting angrier when they found out that TRUMP WON 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6750 Word got around that we were both the same. 1.1864 0.06609 59 51 5 3
6751 Forget it, Jake. It's Chinatown." from "Chinatown 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6752 It depends what direction we point them in 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
6753 Let’s agree to disagree with them all. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
6754 Mr. President, apparently your Latino voters just heard about the cages and they’ve got some questions. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6755 Overruled. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6756 Coup Without a Cause 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6757 They’re saying their culture isn’t a costume. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6758 Let’s grab the wool and go. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6759 Y’know I never saw Back to the Future. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6760 ...and you tried calling some of them goats? 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
6761 the fleecing of America 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
6762 Sorry, boss, we're out of coffee. You'll have to resist the urge to count them. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6763 I told you calling them wooly backs was a bad idea. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
6764 Looks like they finally unionized 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
6765 The sheep must vote on which wolf is less likely to eat them. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
6766 I told you to wear the wool coat 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
6767 Mr. President, I believe your fans are expecting you to start a new reality show”#thisonegettingold. #pleaseg 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
6768 We’re outnumbered but not outsmarted. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
6769 Good luck ever sleeping again... @# 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6770 Think they know we rigged the vote? 1.1864 0.06609 59 51 5 3
6771 Sir, I think they herd enough 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
6772 They’re mad about wearing masks and social distancing and say they don’t want a vaccine. The consensus seems to be that now they want to be treated like individuals and not sheep. Go figure. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
6773 Just tell them it was fraud, idk 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6774 No sleep until all the votes are counted You? You should have started counting us a long time ago. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6775 Apparently they preferred you in sheep’s clothing. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6776 Don't look them in the eyes 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6777 sheep will always be sheep, even when the wolves make them think otherwise... 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6778 I know these are wool suits, but it different than sheep's clothes, Max! 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
6779 So, who’s going to tell all the sheep that their votes really don’t matter? 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
6780 All I said is, "There aren't enough real estate opportunities in this area.". 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
6781 Do they really think they can take on our Super-PACK with a Super-FLOCK. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6782 Larry it's like I've told you before, corporate espionage is not for everyone. You'll have to turn in the outfit to HR in the morning. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
6783 Seriously Gus, just say it... Sheep lives matter” 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6784 Which one is Karen? 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6785 OPERATION WOOLSUIT did not go as planned. 1.1864 0.06609 59 51 5 3
6786 Maybe it’s because your suit is wool and mine is a cotton-poly blend? 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6787 They say they’re part of the me-ewe movemen 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
6788 Woolrich?” “No... polyester. 1.1864 0.06609 59 51 5 3
6789 Are these the mail in sheep? 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
6790 No Mr. President, I’m sorry. We can’t file anymore lawsuits. 1.1864 0.06609 59 51 5 3
6791 Flock. Stock. And two smoking barrels. 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
6792 They are a kind of woolly eyed mob. 1.1864 0.06609 59 51 5 3
6793 When I asked for wool, it was supposed to be for over their eyes! 1.1864 0.06609 59 51 5 3
6794 They said ‘Count all the sheep!’ Now they’re saying, ‘Stop counting the sheep! 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
6795 I don’t think telling them what we told them 4 years ago is going to cut it 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
6796 line up to be selected to eat! 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
6797 These must be the additional plaintiffs in the Little Red Riding Hood v. Wolf case 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6798 They are going to vote for the Bear this time. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
6799 Uh, the sheep are upset. They say they never agreed for a wolf to to lead them 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
6800 They say they don't act like sheep yet they're all here anyways 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
6801 We’ve told you before and we’ll say it again: we don’t give a sheep! 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6802 Go home. Blame the pharmaceutical companies. No one is interested in counting them anymore. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
6803 They’re pretty insistent on a recount. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6804 Apparently sheep don't like recounting right before you go off to dream land 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
6805 So maybe shark's clothing wasn't the way to go. 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
6806 Should we count them or stop them? 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
6807 They seem to be questioning the election results. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6808 Just tell them the toga-party is next week 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6809 But you said the GOP resemble sheep. 1.1864 0.06609 59 51 5 3
6810 Next time we shouldn’t eat such a popular sheep 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6811 Don't worry they have no say in this 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
6812 I couldn't fit them all in a zoom call sir, so I had to call them over 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
6813 Sorry but Bah Ram Ewe is already taken 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
6814 This nation shall have a new birth of freedom - and that Government of the sheeple, by the sheeple, for the sheeple, shall not be run by wolves 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
6815 It’s alright I only ate the black sheep, by this time tomorrow they’ll forget it even happened. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6816 I guess herd immunity works against gaslighting, too 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
6817 I was told they have no unity! 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
6818 Should we tell them the suits aren’t real wool? 1.1864 0.06609 59 51 5 3
6819 You gotto eat em bro, we fought it out, you won, they were promised. Everyone knows wolves ain't vegan. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6820 Sheep waiting for the wolves to save them. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6821 They say sheep don't eat cake 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6822 Did you try the "...but the Sheppard is the one that eats you" line? 1.1864 0.06609 59 51 5 3
6823 Ssh... Stay calm and don't say anything about gerrymandering 1.1846 0.04850 65 53 12 0
6824 We can't tell them the election's over. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
6825 There are 7,000 of them - can we reason with them, or just eat them? 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
6826 They never questioned our authority until the new dress code was put in place. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
6827 'We can always buy a little more time with the old recount razzle dazzle." 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
6828 I don't know what to tell them. We can't just defund the police. Then all those grannies I ate would have been for nothing! 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
6829 It's easy. They behave like Trumpers. 1.1831 0.04623 71 58 13 0
6830 Apparently I misunderstood when they said they want "Ewes guys". 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
6831 Republicans, will never accept your WISC designation! 1.1818 0.05766 77 67 6 4
6832 Now what! 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
6833 If they're mad now, imagine when we take all their wool. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
6834 Our suits do not convince them that we are their shepherds. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
6835 I guess it's the clothes. How about Wall Street? 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
6836 Me in gabardine, you in cashmere, who would have thought they'd take offense? 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
6837 So maybe when the Boss said “sheep’s clothing” he didn’t mean a wool gabardine? 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
6838 Told you many times: “one scabby sheep will mar a whole flock.” 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
6839 These suits look better on us, don’t you think? 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
6840 You herd it here first. I will not concede. 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
6841 - "A joke mixing these suits being made out of them and species consciousness. Think fast." 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
6842 You can count on these sheep to send you to sleep 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
6843 I take a 40 regular in sheep’s clothing. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
6844 I don't suppose you know how to baa,baa. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
6845 Seriously, we don’t need them. We have AI... 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
6846 Act casual. I don't think they noticed. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
6847 Ask Him What to Do After Bringing Them In: Is It Wool, Mutton or Both? 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
6848 Time was there used to be a bit of shepherding done round here. Now it’s all posh yuppie instead of rough puppy. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
6849 They're kind of cute when they're mad. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
6850 I think they got the wool futures report early this year. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
6851 I think they've realized we're really just wolves in VEEP's clothing. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
6852 Honestly? I prefer the sheep's clothing. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
6853 Better luck next election. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
6854 The herd would like to have a word with you about your immunity proposal 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
6855 A recount will not change things Mr. Trump...you're screwed. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
6856 When you said " we'll dress in sheep's clothing" , I wasn't thinking of wool suits. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
6857 So some of them have been wanting to speak to the manager 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
6858 I think we have some explaining to do. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
6859 You wear a nice wool sweater that one time and they just never let you forget it! 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
6860 It appears your friend Sam is not here. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
6861 I don't know about you, but I think I have eaten enough mutton to last me awhile 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
6862 There’s no silver bullet for confidence, you’ve just go to talk to them. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
6863 Fool, Head Wolves should never cross Fox. 1.1786 0.06793 56 49 4 3
6864 I told you that publishing that Bo-Peep cartoon in the New Yorker was a 'Baa'-d idea. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
6865 I just thought the cotton suits were too casual. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
6866 They've noticed something amiss. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
6867 Just more wolves in sheep's clothing 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
6868 See Ralf, you gotta show your vulnerable side more in this new era of leadership style 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
6869 Can you believe that they're calling us ewenion busters? 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
6870 I was looking for a sheep called Spartacus and all these sheep showed up! 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
6871 Apparently the ewe was misunderstood 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
6872 I figure you push the first one, the rest fall over -- you know, domino effect. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
6873 If we count each one as one vote we can turn this election around. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
6874 I think we are outnumbered on this one James 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
6875 I thought you were getting the sheep's clothing. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
6876 All those Trump rallies didn't work for him. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
6877 Are the ties the wrong color? 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
6878 Robert we've been found out...they know who ate Timmy. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
6879 Electoral college in sheep’s clothing. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
6880 You might want to downplay your stance on "eating the everliving fuck out of lamb until my stomach pops" just for today, senator. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
6881 I told you we were supposed to follow the signs for Wall Street, not Wool Street. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
6882 Let's try pulling the wool over their eyes. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
6883 No, please, you go first! 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
6884 I think you misunderstood- you were supposed to dress like a sheep! It’s going to make it awfully hard to convince this flock that wolves and sheep in Pennsylvania can live together in peace and harmony! 1.1786 0.05759 56 46 8 1
6885 Why are they so mad? We’re not even in sheep’s clothing? (Or are we?) 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
6886 Have we missed our Kumbaya moment 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
6887 Look, just say "it's fake news." 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
6888 I'd say that the outfits look pretty real. I'm afraid the menacing grimace is a dead giveaway though 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
6889 You were wearing your shearling inside out? 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
6890 All these sheep, think we're wolves that represent American politics. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
6891 Sir, it seems the cloning strategy backfired. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
6892 Are you saying that you think the sheep hit the fan? 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
6893 Boss, they’re suburban female sheep and I think we’re in trouble. When they stand up on their hind legs like that they can see a lot more than they normally would. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
6894 Try telling them the goats will raise their wool taxes. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
6895 I don't know, they look pretty soft. I think we can take em'. 1.1786 0.06793 56 49 4 3
6896 This is looking real baaad. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
6897 Oh, you love the new suit, but you don't want to learn where it comes from. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
6898 Well of course there are hundreds of them: we're in the bleating heart of Texas 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
6899 They've unionized - it's a Teamsters local. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
6900 I said “sheep’s clothing,” not wool suits. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
6901 Do you happen to know a Zumba routine? 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
6902 This time, I’ll be the Republican and you be the Democrat. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
6903 These new synthetics are so much more comfortable than that itchy sheep's clothing. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
6904 EWE’s got to be kidding! 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
6905 Don't worry. I have some ideas about the executive dress code. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
6906 They all look alike, except that one in the fourth row. She’s lookin’ pretty foxy to me! 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
6907 Tell them to talk to the devil. He's converted us to Prada. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
6908 OK, if they won’t take a buy-out we’ll have our inside guys take off their wool and create an instant predator’s market. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
6909 Their mail-in ballots got shredded by the combine. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
6910 Are you sure it said "in Steve's clothing?" 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
6911 They are all wolves in sheep’s clothing. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
6912 You clearly didn't pull the wool over their eyes. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
6913 I tried to tell you the unions were going to be a problem. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
6914 Geez Reggie, they're playing hardball. Tell'em we'll take the rack of lamb off the menu, but we're keeping the mutton on for Billy Crystal's MLT sandwiches. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
6915 I think we’d better tell them where we buy our clothing. Turn-about is fair play. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
6916 Dressing in their clothes is a form of cultural appropriation. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
6917 I told you not to wear the wool tie. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
6918 So your telling me it went viral, that we are not getting by with the "pull the wool over someone's eyes" trick anymore, and now they want their cut of the lanolin profits? 1.1786 0.06793 56 49 4 3
6919 Do you suspect they know we're sheep in wolves clothes? 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
6920 Do they realize a recount will lead to fewer sheep? 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
6921 Wally, I told you we should have put on our sheep’s clothing before we left the den. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
6922 How about we make a run for it like now. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
6923 There's never a teleprompter around when you need one. 1.1786 0.06793 56 49 4 3
6924 Apparently they aren't very tolerant of 'cultural appropriation' around here. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
6925 The salesman at Brooks Brothers' said they're 100% wool but I don't think the sheep are buying it. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
6926 Unions! Grrr. 1.1786 0.06793 56 49 4 3
6927 My AMWAY downline is claiming they have been fleeced! 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
6928 This Oakey Oaks flock is not sheepish! 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
6929 I'm afraid of sheep. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
6930 I think they don't like us anymore 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
6931 They saw you wearing their clothes 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
6932 Predator?! Look, this is a just classic case of 'He said, They all said.'" Andy Mathieson, Long Beach, Cali 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
6933 They can't wait 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
6934 They say the "wolf in sheep's clothing" bit was the last straw. And, frankly, I'm inclined to agree with them. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
6935 I can't help you with personnel issues; it's up to ewe. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
6936 They're saying this isn't sheep's clothing. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
6937 Dressing for success in wool suits was not what they had in mind when we asked the employees to put some skin in the game. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
6938 I guess giving them a little say so in the business wasn't such a good idea. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
6939 The Revelation 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
6940 Barr, I hereby declare that you find all the illegal votes with the help of our flock. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
6941 Two against 500, you’re dreaming. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
6942 There's just mutton to be done about it. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
6943 WELL SENATOR? 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
6944 Don't look now but we are about to get Wolf Blitzed. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
6945 I never even wore "their" clothing. What the hell are they so mad about? Do you want a cheeseburger? I want a cheeseburger. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
6946 I thought it said this was a wolf in peeps clothing convention. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
6947 For now let's suggest exchanging clothing. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
6948 We don’t have enough suits. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
6949 What now Mister 'We'll fool one of them by offering free pizza'? 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
6950 You think , I thank , every one waits your think ! 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
6951 I was counting them, trying to fall asleep. What about you, Mr. Serling? 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
6952 Do you think they will snitch on us for devouring their kids? 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
6953 Ms. Peep was eaten alive at today's board meeting. As interim CEO, I proposed some delicious flock management innovations. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
6954 Gabardine," I said, but "No," you said, "I look really sharp in my new wool suit. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
6955 Just tell them not to believe what they see. This is the greenest pasture in the history of the world. Trust me, they'll pivot seamlessly. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
6956 Not good enough. They still won’t let us eat them. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
6957 Which one of us is going to tell them that we only had enough material for two suits? 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
6958 Tonight: Sheep: they're here, they're mad, and ready to be counted. Next week's town hall: pigs and little girls wearing red riding hoods: has victim culture gone too far? 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
6959 They thought one of the wins in the '"win-win" would be their win 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
6960 They recognize you by your tail. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
6961 They want better food and profit sharing. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
6962 What should I do now? I told 'em to put on masks like good sheeple and they refused. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
6963 Apparently they'll follow anyone but managers. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
6964 Yeah... I don't think they believed me when I said these were cotton. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
6965 We should have never given up our sheep's clothing. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
6966 They say they'd rather die than be let go 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
6967 Everybody once and the easy ones twice 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
6968 Yes, we courted them, and I admit to bit of fondness, but business is business. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
6969 It's Wooly Bully time again 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
6970 The band was supposed to be here by noon. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
6971 Yeah, collective bargaining is a nuisance but, hey, we're still going to eat them! 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
6972 I guess we couldn’t pull the wool over their eyes. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
6973 "Larry, always remember we don't concern ourselves with their opinions." 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
6974 I guess our Halloween costumes offended them 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
6975 I don’t think your idea of wolves in men’s clothing is working. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
6976 If only we had a giant freezer, we'd never have to work again 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
6977 Change of plan. Ditch the rural vote. Focus on the domesticated suburbans. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
6978 'Run Sheep Run' doesn't seem to work anymore. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
6979 How was the wolf to blame, if the sheep were roaming free? 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
6980 I thought you told me to buy us chic clothing. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
6981 They demand a recount for last nigh. They contend that we are imparcial economists 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
6982 I thought polyester would elicit less irony 1.1786 0.07256 56 50 2 4
6983 I think when they issued our sheeps clothing they should have told us which way is right side out. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
6984 I don't like the way this is going. Looks like they've already ID'd us on their #EweToo account! 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
6985 'Should we tell them?' 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
6986 They want us to spend more for sheep’s clothing. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
6987 All the consultant came up with was " Swap the fleece lined for down" 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
6988 It's only 10% sheep's clothing and 90% polyester. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
6989 BAAAD things happen in Philadelphia. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
6990 They are lamb brain... They will follow me no matter what... Hee Hee Hee. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
6991 Which one is yours? 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
6992 Keep the shears in your pocket and there won't be any trouble. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
6993 This is getting serious. They just filed a class action suit against our client. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
6994 Look, Wolf. If you wanna pull the wool over their eyes, you'll have to wear your fleece-lined coat inside out! 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
6995 Tell 'em my word was a pronoun, spelled completely differently. Then tell 'em that upon reflection, nobody "sucks." 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
6996 It was all so much easier before they organized. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
6997 Do we pretend to be lawyers or management consultants? 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
6998 I guess these wool suits aren`t too convincing. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
6999 The spies increased after Dads death at the third pigs place. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
7000 I warned you about all that mansplaining. Now look what you've caused. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
7001 Sir,Team is eager to take up the next challenge 1.1786 0.06297 56 47 6 2
7002 Who cares if there are five million more of them than us? Are you a man or a wolf? 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
7003 I told you not to count the sheeps last night 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
7004 I think a sheep in wolf's clothing would have played better. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
7005 I say we stop counting sheep.We'd win, uncontested." "But then how would we fall asleep? 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
7006 Tell them we need money for our legal team. We can use it to pay down the campaign debt" 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
7007 I know they want us back, but I'm sticking with Wall Street. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
7008 This is the plan. You lead them over the cliff. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
7009 'Don't be too obvious, but there's a group of pretty mad looking sheep behind you. Do you think they saw my post last night 'Five Easy Ways to Work Lamb Into Your Kitchen'? ' 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
7010 We should go. The herd has spoken. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
7011 They are demanding extra overnight pay or they will go 'puff in the nite.' 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
7012 No cottage pie tonight then? 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
7013 You don't really think they are going to follow you, do you Donald? 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
7014 They say our woollen suits are cultural appropriation. But if you ask me it's just a shallow wardrobe envy uprising. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
7015 Try to convince them that we're wearing sheep's clothing. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
7016 “They appear bent out of shape over our wool suits.” 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
7017 No More Woolen Suits 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
7018 Somehow, I didn’t expect a phalanx. Now what? 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
7019 Oh! So there's really no evidence?! 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
7020 You're supposed to dress up like us, not like our accountants. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
7021 I guess we didn't realize how the itchiness would get to them. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
7022 Fred, according to the corporate handbook, the answer to their question was polyester. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
7023 I'm allergic to lambswool. YOU wear it! 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
7024 They're not buying any of it. They're convinced they out voted us on the investigation and they want proof that Agnes fell into the well." 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
7025 They turned the corner and now have a reluctant herd mentality. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
7026 I don’t care about their bleating, I won’t concede until they pardon me. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
7027 They will always be lambs even if they dress wolf 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
7028 Hey Bob, I know it’s not time for jokes... but one could say this is Baaah-d , very Baaaah-d. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
7029 It is clear Mr. Wolf, that when you turn your back on your followers, you lose their support. 1.1786 0.06793 56 49 4 3
7030 I told you this was a bad clothing choice. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
7031 It’s difficult to count when they’re all staring. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
7032 First,you gotta drop that hangdog look. Remember,you're a wolf,and this flock will get us through the winter! 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
7033 Sure, in those outfits our guys sure look like them. But we'll be able to tell ours as they'll be the only ones howling. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
7034 Oh-oh! Somebody slipped Sean Hannity truth serum before he went on the air! 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
7035 I don’t understand this hostility! I though they felt safe with us... 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
7036 I knew it was a bad idea to try that on my first date. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
7037 Coyote. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
7038 Can you repeat that? 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
7039 Try 'if you don't let us eat you, AOC will defund the fleece.' 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
7040 I don't know why they came together all of a sudden 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
7041 didn't say counting sheep would be a good solution. Thelma Fields 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
7042 So Rocco, you said you like sheep.... we thought you meant you like to eat sheep. The other guys are a little upset with you right now.... it gives us a bad rap. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 5 2
7043 We spent a whole week counting sheep. Did you really think they'd accept a re-count after that? 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
7044 They’ve voted for us, ow what do we do with them? 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
7045 No way. I was the Alpha yesterday. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
7046 Looks like we may have a muttony on our hands!" Brian Shotland, Longmeadow, MA 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
7047 I don't care that the clothing is hot and scratchy. This is the plan they agreed to. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
7048 You can skin ‘em once, shear 'em forever, but don’t mess with their 401(k)s 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
7049 I swear I don't know what happened to the Black One! 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
7050 We might have to tell them that Trump won. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
7051 I take it they weren't impressed with your diversity and inclusion proposal? 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
7052 Well, what do you know! They're used to us in sheep's clothing! 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
7053 The union's main concern again is the fleecing. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
7054 I told you we should've worn the sheepskin suits. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
7055 OK no masks and ready to be shaved. 50 thousand new skin heads. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
7056 Are you sure they’re all followers? 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
7057 "Wool you take the deal already. I' m not ready to die." 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
7058 Their bleat isn't going to fool anyone. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
7059 they’re just angry because I said we were throwing a ‘come as your favorite prey’ costume party and we aren’t wearing one. 1.1786 0.06297 56 47 6 2
7060 Somehow they found out that most of the wool they donate to benefit folks in general, after your corporate razzamatazz, actually benefits only you. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
7061 I have proof that those sheep are frauds! 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
7062 I think this #ewetoo trope has gotten out of paw. 1.1786 0.06793 56 49 4 3
7063 It was inevitable. You can fool all sheep some of the time and some sheep all the time, but you can't fool all sheep all the time. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
7064 What do I do with them Mr. Trump, they won't go away, and they can't stay at my house? 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
7065 Don't worry. That's our pack dressed in sheep's clothing. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
7066 Unfortunately, the wool never got pulled over their eyes... 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
7067 Sorry I didn’t inform you about the dress code; our fellow wolves are planning to pull something off and disguised themselves as sheep.... 1.1786 0.06793 56 49 4 3
7068 ...and they demand better background checks on their lawyers. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
7069 We’re outnumbered and overpowered: situation critical. Must operationalize Plan B: we wear sheep’s clothing again. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
7070 They used to appreciate my honesty when I said I would eat them. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
7071 are they about to sing "Lock Him Up?" Fred Hill 120 Doubling Pt. Rd, Arrowsic, ME. 04530 410-456-9281 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
7072 We should've worn sheep's clothing. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
7073 I think a brand repositioning is needed to prospect new clients here 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
7074 We've left them in worse conditions––Remember Omaha? 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
7075 Dire Moment 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
7076 I thought you said a wool suit would fool them just as well... 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
7077 Senator, sir, I refuse to count these angry sheep again. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
7078 Perhaps it’s time we exchanged clothes?? 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
7079 Ba Ba Bullshit 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 7 1
7080 We should've gone with the wool. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
7081 No go amigo. It's either wolves in sheep's clothing or we skip the whole thing. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
7082 Yeah, I’m trending on Twitter. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
7083 Now drive them to the fake poll that says their their vote is worthless. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
7084 Wow, still dressed in sheep’s clothing. You can’t get into a decent law school dressed that way.” “I don’t know Fangy, I think this might actually be a flock of clients” 1.1786 0.06793 56 49 4 3
7085 They're upset that you accidentally said 'herd mentality' instead of 'heard immunity' 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
7086 Killing them is fine, it's the wearing sheep's clothing they found offensive. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
7087 For how long can we hold them? 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
7088 These corporate issued suits are clearly not 100% wool. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
7089 They think I declared victory as head shepard before counting any votes. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
7090 I wouldn’t worry about them.Under all that wool they are very skinny! Bruce Smithwick 1.1786 0.06793 56 49 4 3
7091 I know. I know. I also thought the memo said "cheap suit". 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
7092 As I told you, our Anger Management program was over-enrolled. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
7093 OK, style genius, your move. Shark's clothing, really? 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
7094 I no longer count sheep at night... and I ate one of their cousins. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
7095 We're inside-out. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
7096 They say they're m-a-a-a-a-d as hell, and that we know the rest. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
7097 Shall we just walk away quietly? 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
7098 They're sheep. One gets pissed off and they're all pissed off. Don't worry about it. 1.1786 0.05759 56 46 8 1
7099 They’ll believe anything you say, but it’s more convincing if you do it over Twitter. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
7100 Ewe know who doesn't appreciate the deal we got on these wool suits. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
7101 See, they now outnumber us, they're angry and they vote! I never liked that cloning idea from day one. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
7102 Sorry, but 21st Century Wolf will not be distributing Violence of The Lambs 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
7103 On the count of three, say ‘Baaaaaaaaa.’ 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
7104 I kept telling you... we weren’t meant to be in CHEAP clothing.... 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
7105 The flock has something to tell you. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
7106 They herd about the plan to sell synthetic sweaters. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
7107 These Fox Studio audiences have gotten so aggressive 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
7108 We shouldn’t have fleeced them with those prices! 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
7109 What’re ewe gonna do about it? 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
7110 It wasn't me. I'm allergic to wool. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
7111 I only said MAGA AGAIN was wooly thinking. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
7112 There's been a lot of pushback against our hostile takeover 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
7113 This is the wrong neighborhood to reintroduced to. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
7114 When I said disguise us in sheep's clothing, I didn't mean a wool suit. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
7115 It’s bad enough that they have to swallow the election results. What happens when they find out the pandemic is real? 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
7116 They are angry and want a recount. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
7117 Looking sheepish is not the same as dressing sheepish. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
7118 They're happy with the new hours and the raise, but now they want wolf's clothing. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
7119 Don’t know why they’re up in arms. Our SEC Form ADV-Part 2 clearly discloses we're wolves. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
7120 I hope it doesn’t come down to the guillotine. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
7121 Apparently they really do want affordable health care. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
7122 You want me to draw up how many prenups? 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
7123 Well, your joke about getting the Flock out was really, really, bad! 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
7124 It’s not the Worsted wool suits. It’s the lamb chops I had last night they’re angry about. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
7125 I don't think they appreciated being called people. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
7126 I guess they finally got tired of being counted ! 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
7127 I think our wool suits send the wrong message. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
7128 I miss the days when we could still wear their clothing. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
7129 I warned you that they’d be insulted if you called them ‘sheeple’. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
7130 They’re idiomatic enough, but imported. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
7131 In addition to their base salaries they are demanding an extra 10 cents for each time they are counted jumping over the fence. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
7132 The rightsizing speech never helps. Let’s eat. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
7133 How do we get them to start watching Fox News? 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
7134 I was told this would be an intimate apology; they didn't say anything about extended family. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
7135 I'm afraid we have no choice. We're going to have to run Hannity and Carlson 24/7. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
7136 I don’t think now is the time to tell them we’re dropping the Sheep’s Clothing line from our catalog. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
7137 They voted us out. Now what do we do? 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
7138 They say they want a recount too. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
7139 Wolves Armies in Sheep's Clothing 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
7140 Having a press conference at Four Seasons Total Landscaping was a real baaahd call 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
7141 They say they can tell it like it is too. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
7142 No, no, let’s wait for the rest of them so we don’t have to do this again” 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
7143 I think they liked us better in sheep's clothing. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
7144 You can’t pull the wool over our eyes. We see you. #metoo 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
7145 They’re not really sheep Mike 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
7146 -Surely not under these conditions, sir. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
7147 Better don't count them. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
7148 Ooooh, they’re mad that dogs are back!” Champ and Major Biden 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
7149 You said ALPHA did you also mean Omega? 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
7150 Organize the flock, please 1.1786 0.06793 56 49 4 3
7151 Just bleat 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
7152 Their shepherd is Busby Berkeley. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
7153 They’re not so much easily led as easily united, Bob. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
7154 well they are all here to tell, ‘you’re about to lose your job’ 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
7155 I thought you said this was a costume party? 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
7156 Is it time to release the next season of Tiger King? 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
7157 You forgot to pray before your meal 1.1786 0.06793 56 49 4 3
7158 I prefer the sharpest criticism from an intelligent wolf to the thoughtless approval of sheep. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
7159 So I was watching this documentary about a shark and a pod of dolphins last night... 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
7160 We must delete that Tinder app - none of them look anything like their profile pic! 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
7161 I didn't know there were so many sheep in Georgia 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
7162 The USA is a single party system, the business party. People have found out. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
7163 I think our mandate is clear: they want us to work together. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
7164 Who cares that there are more of them? Math is a liberal hoax. I read it in Facebook. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
7165 They’re mad.....evidently 3 button suits are out. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
7166 You take the left, I’ll take the right. 1.1786 0.05164 56 45 10 0
7167 Well when there’s that many, I don’t think we’re aloud to ignore our concerns... 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
7168 They are tired of being counted again and again. Please don't sleep this time! 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
7169 No Mr. President—There’s neither herd immunity nor criminal immunity after you leave office. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
7170 I took a headcount now I need a nap. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
7171 Respectfully, sir, I think ‘divide and conquer’ would be most futile 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
7172 Excuse me sir, but I think the jig is up” 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
7173 I really thought this sheep counting business was going to last 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
7174 Given the current climate, my professional opinion is you’re flocked. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
7175 I think your tail fell out 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
7176 Maybe these costumes aren’t so funny after all, Dolly. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
7177 So, how are we going to spin all of this. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
7178 Call a press conference at the Four Seasons... 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
7179 Why did I not take voting rights seriously 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
7180 Sir, these are all of the followers of FoxNews who now watch OAN. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
7181 „They obviously worsheep me.” 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
7182 Sir, they’re sheep. They took offense when you suggested to only ‘count every goat.’ 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
7183 I could have sworn Italian Wool was sheep’s clothing. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
7184 Wolf 1: I think we were supposed to wear the other type of wool suit. Wolf 2: Yeah I definitely feel overdressed. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
7185 We the people 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
7186 We recognize this isn’t exactly the outcome you were looking for, and we will take your feedback to our manager so we can do better next time... 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
7187 I think maybe it’s time we expand into sheep’s clothing 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
7188 I thought you said they’d follow us anywhere 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
7189 So...which one of us is going to tell them? 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
7190 Looks like the sheep are starting to smell something wolfy. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
7191 Ewes game is up, Mitch! 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
7192 You really need to start wearing a condom. 1.1786 0.06297 56 47 6 2
7193 is " Wild Transition" 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
7194 they feel ewe-sd 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
7195 They asked to speak to the manager... 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
7196 This should last us until Christmas. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
7197 I thought they said it would be “flock formal”. 1.1786 0.06793 56 49 4 3
7198 Bob I asked you to draft a memo telling the opposing side NOT to bring the whole flock 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
7199 It’s the Karens 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
7200 My Flock and I are not migrating anywhere 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
7201 Look boss - we’ve questioned each and every one of them. They swear they’re sheep not boys! Bad tip-off I reckon. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
7202 I told you that sheep's clothing wasn't going to last for four years. 1.1786 0.06793 56 49 4 3
7203 If we can win these guys over. We’ve got it made and can move on to the cows 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
7204 : - well then. I'm not sure it's going to be okay after all. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
7205 NOW can we tell them we’re vegetarians? 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
7206 ..not one black among them 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
7207 You’re not going to steal our clothing anymore!! 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
7208 yes, but I think first we should wait for votes re-counting 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
7209 The flock says a wolf can't be their shepherd. Time to pack it in. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
7210 Don’t blame me. It was a mixup at the dry cleaners. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
7211 Sir, they said they're not taking anymore sheep from anyone... 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
7212 I think the sheep’s had enough. You think so? I really couldn’t tell. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
7213 so do we want the votes counted or not? 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
7214 I guess their dress code is a little different than our office... 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
7215 What have you heard from Bo Peep about their severance package? I don’t want it to cut into our Christmas bonuses. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
7216 -I will Never leave the Ovine Office- it’s rightfully mine! 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
7217 I think it’s about time we start concerning ourselves with their opinions 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
7218 Should we blame it on the Russians or on the Chinese? 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
7219 We already gave our votes what else remains to discuss 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
7220 They’re saying we lost the election... 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
7221 Don’t take it personally—we’ll send in a Democrat and they’ll be back to grazing in no time. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
7222 Looks like they didn't go for the baaaa-nalities joke. They want real change. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
7223 Listen, one of us has to eat them. They just prefer that it’s me. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
7224 Do you think they know is wool? 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
7225 If we lose this we will never win again 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
7226 It's the night shift. They want to be seen as more than numbers. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
7227 I don't think our demand for a recount is going over. 1.1774 0.05874 62 52 7 2
7228 I told you this was a dream job. 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
7229 - I think I’ll try the vegan option! 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
7230 Who said mutton! 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
7231 They discovered our sheep re-introduction program 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
7232 They're getting a little weary of "but her emails" 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
7233 Bit of a faux pas, Larry. 'Babe' was the pig. The passcode is ‘baa ram ewe.’ 1.1754 0.06681 57 50 4 3
7234 Eh..... The "sheep" aren't. 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
7235 I DON'T THINK WE ARE GOING TO GET THEM TO FOLLOW US 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
7236 Sure, they're angry, but we still have at least 70 million on our side. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
7237 This lot are livid because Donald convinced them they were on the winning side 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
7238 Oops, we forgot to wear our sheepskin suits. 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
7239 I didn't eat someone from EVERYone's family 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
7240 Kamala, they ain’t black 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 5 2
7241 Just tell them that we have the majority and they will follow. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
7242 Grrrr....grrrowl, growl...growl. Growl, grrrowl grrr.... 1.1746 0.06613 63 56 3 4
7243 Wolves: They are angry we can not decide. 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
7244 I told you buying that suit off the rack of lamb was going to be a problem 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
7245 Let’s ringfence it 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
7246 I told you Sir to take it easy on that Twitter propaganda... 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
7247 Ok, we'll get another dog. 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
7248 Obviously we did not EXHAUST all of them 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
7249 I had Covid. My base is ovid. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
7250 Tell them preexisting conditions will not disqualify. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
7251 I don't know why they are so mad at me. I may be President of the Wolf in Sheep Clothing Union but I didn't call for this strike. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
7252 You can't fool them wearing wool. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
7253 Tell them that if they wee looking for higher wages, they should have joined the sheep's union. 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
7254 They want their money back. They saw a picture of you in their clothing in college. 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
7255 God make this land good and green again 1.1714 0.04537 70 58 12 0
7256 Mr. Trump, the only herd mentality they have is not to believe your bullshit anymore. 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
7257 Baa Baa black sheep 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
7258 « They clearly want you to baail » 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
7259 I didn’t realize they would be offended by the fact that we decided to become vegan. #mynewyorkercaption 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
7260 Do you believe in herd immunity? 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
7261 I told you we should have deleted that YouTube video. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
7262 Wolves ... sheep. By my count that makes it 2 to 1. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
7263 My therapist warned me not to get my hopes up. 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
7264 Our under cover guys are not happy. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
7265 I told you polyester was a bad choice. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
7266 You know , this unionizing movement could have a deleterious impact on our annual net revenues. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
7267 We claim we have Q clearance, couple of obscure texts; we'll be golden. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
7268 I told you we should've rented from Sheep's Wearhouse. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
7269 We are supposed to be wolves in sheep's clothing, not wolves in sheepskin suits. 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
7270 I think we may have pulled the wool over one too many times. 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
7271 No, I didn't get the memo about business casual. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
7272 The natives are restless 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
7273 The complexion of the country is changing. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
7274 Looks like we’ve run into a new narrative. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
7275 So much for fleecing the union. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
7276 Sure it's more accurate, but you have to admit "wolves in lawyers' clothing" really screws up the best idiom they've got. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
7277 For the last time Eggbert, we are no longer eating collies. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
7278 When I said that I'd buy all the wool you had it was before the market dropped and who knows what your wool's worth.... maybe you should check with Woolworths! 1.1667 0.05761 54 45 7 1
7279 They say Fox News needs more ewes. 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
7280 I showed them the 100% cotton tag, they still don’t believe me 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
7281 I'm thinking a tax cut. 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
7282 Who gives a flock? 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
7283 I sheep you not, they are angry. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
7284 All they want is more skin in our game. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
7285 Well, they say they're not fooled by the suit. 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
7286 I say we just tell them it will be a smooth transition to a second Wolf term. 1.1667 0.06868 54 48 3 3
7287 I think they caught on to us. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
7288 Seems like they can see right thriugh your clothing 1.1667 0.06868 54 48 3 3
7289 Don Jr., this will all be yours soon. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
7290 Ask them if they know of a good vegetarian restaurant. 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
7291 Apparently wool does come from sheep, but is not necessarily considered their “clothing.” 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
7292 I thought you said sheep wear masks 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
7293 How many you think can you eat before they take us down? 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
7294 Shall we tell Q? 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
7295 I’m vegan and allergic to wool. They’ll have to find another meadow. 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
7296 More than half of the sheep think I’m a better wolf leader. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
7297 They know about Polish women's strikes... 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
7298 Apparently, they will not graze until fraudulent voters are punished and mask-wearing is banned. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
7299 That's sheep for you - tell one she's a wolf in sheep's clothing... 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
7300 They are demanding a recount because you're one short 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
7301 I really don’t care what they think. No way I’m going with ‘traditional’ this season. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
7302 Fine, let's just put on the sheep's clothing, lurk around for some lamb, and then slip out behind the trees later for sushi in the city. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
7303 Trump supporters,all 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
7304 Nothing beats the taste of an enlightened sheep. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
7305 Too much tail in your coat tails. 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
7306 Don’t worry, they’ll get over it.” “Remember how they reacted when we first wore wool? 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
7307 I told you to we should where a "sheep suit" not a "cheap suit." 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
7308 Sheeples in revolt 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
7309 You were supposed to dress up as a Sheep. Idiot!! 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
7310 I don't see the problem. If we can dress professionally, so can they. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
7311 I think as border collies we have to evolve. Clearly this could have been done with a zoom call. 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
7312 I’m sorry Jeff... our decision is final.” 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
7313 They're tired of being called 'flocking idiots.' Frankly, it's getting old. 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
7314 You mean they all invested? 1.1667 0.06868 54 48 3 3
7315 If only they were black.... 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
7316 I think we’ll escape this through ‘shear’ luck. 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
7317 That’s it, I’m switching to Parler. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
7318 Too many ewes for me - you can take it, buddy. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
7319 My guess is they're not happy with the high heels you put them in.... 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
7320 You promised to eat us! 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
7321 Their suits are made of wool 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
7322 It was supposed to be sheep’s clothing not cheat’s clothing 1.1667 0.05761 54 45 7 1
7323 I told you not to wear that sheep costume on Halloween. Now they're all here protesting cultural appropriation. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
7324 I told you to wear the sheep's clothing. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
7325 Just got off the phone with Don. He said not to worry,he 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
7326 This wolf in sheep’s clothing movement is out of hand. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
7327 I told you they'd find out that you fleeced them. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
7328 Donald, we really shouldn’t, they all voted for us! 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
7329 Tell them not to wear masks or social distance. Sure, some will die, but the lucky survivors will have her immunity. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
7330 You knew about the planned obsolescence and you still sold them the sheep’s clothing! 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
7331 I said sheep’s clothing, not sheep’s coat, you idiot! 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
7332 Do you think we should let them off the hook and concede? 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
7333 I suggested you count sheep not collect then. What are we going to do with all the bleeping sheep now? 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
7334 I sent you after a Black Sheep! Where is it? 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
7335 Give it a week—they’ll change tones once the union fees start rolling in. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
7336 Let’s call it ‘right-sizing’. 1.1667 0.06868 54 48 3 3
7337 I think they just realized we’re not in it for the money. 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
7338 Our clothes are all wrong. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
7339 Where there are sheep, the wolves are never very far away. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
7340 Oops, we wore our Wall Street wool suits. 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
7341 Don't count them. It'll make you sleepy. 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
7342 I hate open calls. They all look the part, but which one in this group is really a hoofer? 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
7343 I mean, this is officially their clothing. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
7344 let's have a recount 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
7345 You like'em young and fluffy almost as much as I do... 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
7346 Wool ewe tell me if they’re shearing at me? 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
7347 They're ready to follow 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
7348 I told you that going on 'The Bachelor' was a bad idea. 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
7349 I told you we should have went with the wool suits. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
7350 Let's tell them it's just like the flu. It'll go away when the weather warms up. 1.1667 0.06868 54 48 3 3
7351 According to Turchin's model, it's not quite time for the rebellion yet. 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
7352 Honestly, I'm not sure I WANT the whole flock. Might be more trouble than they're worth. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
7353 I'm thinking the will of the herd sees through that gorgeous fleece lining you're hiding behind. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
7354 Just say the election was rigged. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
7355 I knew they’d be upset after we spent $50 million on lobbying to tear down the dry wall. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
7356 Aren't you feeling the tension? I don't think we can buck Casual Friday any longer! 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
7357 I can vouch for every one of them,but their zippers don’t work! 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
7358 They are rebelling against your polyester suit 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
7359 Hey, I don't think we're pulling the wool over their eyes 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
7360 Just concede. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
7361 "We can sneak up on 'em in lawyers' clothing." you says 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
7362 I told you that brooks brothers was no substitute for sheep's clothing. 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
7363 Du heulst, sie werden dir überall hin folgen. 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
7364 I'd say, you obviously don't want to tell them your true intentions. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
7365 It seems they’ve thrown a “Norma Rae” at us and now we have to give them a bigger piece of the wool benefits. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
7366 Blow thy trumplet horn,Oh Giuliani 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
7367 Usually it's the other way around. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
7368 I told you not to mess with their sleeves. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
7369 See if they can be led to believe it's faux alpaca. 1.1667 0.06868 54 48 3 3
7370 They know what's coming. You can see the shear terror. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
7371 It should have been easy to pull the wool over their eyes. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
7372 They can't expect us to wear sheep's clothing forever. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
7373 congratulations, daddy! 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
7374 They think they are big shots now because they have a new tailor and don't have to wear "our" clothes. 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
7375 I thought you said "We the sheeple". 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
7376 Just wait Sir, the Real Housewives will be on soon 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
7377 Here this flock of sheep learn the cruelest lesson in nature, the North American Saleswolf is paid on commission. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
7378 'I thought you said this day would never come!' 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
7379 Make yourself herd 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
7380 they want to ‘make Aesops Fables great again’ 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
7381 ცხვარი ცხვარია და თუ გაცხარდა ცხარიაო. 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
7382 it’s not you, it’s me -pence 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
7383 If I keep looking away, do you think they will still see me? 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
7384 Buddy, I think we bit off more than we can chew. We should've just stuck to Wall Street. 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
7385 Don’t worry, Rupert has promised these to you Mr President 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
7386 You think they herd us? 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
7387 I’m telling you Sir, we cannot keep telling them is Fake News” 1.1667 0.06868 54 48 3 3
7388 I told you, they put on their angry holiday sweaters this morning. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
7389 Tell them it’s good for them 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
7390 Sir, I’m afraid you lost the popular vote as well as the electoral college. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
7391 Don’t worry their just in sheep’s clothing 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
7392 Boss says we need a few more conspiracy theories before we admit Biden “didn’t lose”. 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
7393 is the two weeks up yet? 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
7394 You think they know we went vegan 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
7395 Looks like in herd mentality fine wool suits are a little too pretentious to blend in. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
7396 I refuse to participate in these workplace dress down day themes if they insist on being so cliché and unimaginative. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
7397 Turns out our disguise wasn’t as foolproof as we thought... 1.1667 0.06868 54 48 3 3
7398 Damnit Tom, I told you we’d be in if we’d bought the wool suits instead of the cashmere. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
7399 « I told them about social distancing, but the trick didn’t work » 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
7400 Sheeps following wolves. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
7401 boy, we sure pulled the wool over their eyes" "yeah, and now I'm feeling a bit sheepish 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
7402 You could probably open with 'Fleece on earth, good will to men.' 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
7403 Evidently, the masses have a complaint. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
7404 The power of the baahpular vote. 1.1667 0.06868 54 48 3 3
7405 Well, we did promise them a day off 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
7406 I don’t know what to tell you, Fred. The polls showed you way ahead in the sheep states. 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
7407 We’re not wooling anyone with these, are we? 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
7408 Get ready to run DT, they’ve banded together and boy do they look pissed 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
7409 So, they followed me much easier than expected and even seem angrily eager. Are you ready for them yet? 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
7410 Mr. Speaker, our time is running out 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
7411 Ya Know Walter, I just heard a discouraging word, and the sky's getting a bit cloudy 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
7412 Did you heard that? 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
7413 We should build a wall 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
7414 It leaked that they are not just here for a haircut. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
7415 We’re actually downsizing the number of sheep to count for sleep to cover our COVID-19 losses 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
7416 Apparently, the new dress code raised some questions... 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
7417 Look at it in terms of sheer numbers... 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
7418 We're gonna need a new filter and pronto" 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
7419 We need to rethink our strategy 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
7420 I think after the election, they know what we are on to 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
7421 I think they thought we were serious when we said we would BAAAGAAA. 1.1667 0.06868 54 48 3 3
7422 - “erm, you know how you were saying how they were just a bunch of followers? Well one of them heard and got mad and well..the others kinda followed suit” 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
7423 It’s a lot harder to blend in with these new suits. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
7424 In the old days, we’d have just slaughtered them ourselves, but now those decisions are all made out of New York. 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
7425 The jig is up - they found your pocket square. 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
7426 I told you the wool suits were a bit tone deaf. 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
7427 Is that a wool suit you're wearing? 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
7428 Shear insolence if you ask me. 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
7429 They thought we are buying their wool because we howl 'wooo' every night 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
7430 Oh they do this every now and then, Frank, it's not a biggie. Yeah, we have to throw a few promises their way--"No more picking off the sick," or whatever--but trust me: nothing fundamentally will change. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
7431 They're demanding better health care benefits. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
7432 Suit or no suit, your not going to get their vote. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
7433 Tell them I don't care because they're so obviously racist. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
7434 Ready? You put your right foot in, you put your right foot out, you put your right foot in and you turn it all about.... 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
7435 are the three little pigs here too or can we mooooo along" 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
7436 Whatever you do, let them believe they are in charge. Keep the conspiracy theory as a Trump card 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
7437 Like I said, "You can't fool all the people all the time." 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
7438 We may never know why the Team Building BBQ Party failed, but here we are. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
7439 Uh.....I think there is 420 of them...if the means anything. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
7440 The audience on that Zoom call with Toobin was larger than we thought. 1.1636 0.06230 55 47 5 2
7441 First we evict. Then we eat 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
7442 Widespread 2020 insomnia brings unionization among sheep 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
7443 Lamb Chops ! 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
7444 Perhaps we can convince them it’s a new synthetic that just looks as good as wool 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
7445 They can do the angry chicken dance all day long...there's zero evidence that dead chicken ballots skewed the vote. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
7446 Wait, so they just go along with whatever I say? Being President is going to be so easy! 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
7447 Wake Up. Now Is No Time to Count Sheep 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
7448 I think we forgot our sheep’s clothing... 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
7449 They still want you to lead 'em, Sir... Right into the oven. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
7450 It’s called herd immunity, BOB 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
7451 Hmmm... you think they're ALL really named Karen? 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
7452 A round of golf should help you forget all about it, Sir 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
7453 As long as they’re sheep, we don’t get concerned. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
7454 Usually people imagine the sheep they count. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
7455 Discretion is the best part of valor 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
7456 They all know that the black sheep was paid for the Levi's ad! 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
7457 Have them go at each other, then divvy up the carnage... 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
7458 Sir, none of them are jumping over the fence. 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
7459 Yes, Pence, they are my storm troopers. 1.1607 0.06634 56 50 3 3
7460 They're angry that we're paid 1,000 times more than them... Ingrates! Don't they realize that without us there'd be no company to work for? 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
7461 Let' talk them into donating their wool to an Election Defense Fund. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
7462 Don’t look at me, I told you the pyramid scheme was a bad idea! 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
7463 Go ahead, take one, since Ambien one's counting sheep anymore. 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
7464 Sheep are stupid - they never make a dent in business. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
7465 Listen. I think that herding is a dead-end job. That's why I asked you to join my brokerage. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
7466 You trained them well, they don't look sheepish at all. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
7467 I think they've figured out our "Halloween Sheep Party" ad was a trick. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7468 I had the wool pulls ivy my eyes. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
7469 At the time I thought it was a good idea. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
7470 I told you they wouldn’t find this whole “sheep-in-wolf’s-clothing” gig very amusing. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7471 I'm with them on this one; you're overdoing it with the lambswool suit. 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
7472 They all want to be one voice on 'stop the count' or 'count the votes', they are confused. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7473 I know we need real solutions, but all I keep wanting to say is, 'This is baa-aa-aa-aa-aa-aa-aa-aaaad." 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
7474 Boss,I need someone to replace me, they’ve started jumping in my nightmares 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7475 They’re mad at us. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7476 "Wait. You mean 'sheeple' is a word?" 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
7477 This is why I specifically said "sheep's clothing", and not "wool suits". We'll never get them to accept socialism now! 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
7478 They won't buy our spiel that we are sheep in wolves' clothes! 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7479 What did ewe do to get them so angry this time? 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
7480 That's unions for you. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
7481 I think your new covid-19 vegan diet is creating large gatherings 1.1569 0.05856 51 43 6 1
7482 Sheep team six? Is that something? Is that a good enough pun for you guys? Please just give me 1 win, I’m desperate. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7483 Don't we have herd immunity? 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7484 Sir, they're mad as hell and aren't gonna take it anymore. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7485 Do you think this honestly worked ? they’re just sheep after all. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7486 I heard them say something about wanting to be 'Sheep in Wolves Clothing'" 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
7487 My favorite is lamb chops. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
7488 Told you we'd be overdressed. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
7489 Well sure I know the saying, but it's a blend! That's what we're supposed to do, right? 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
7490 I think that this is a case of too much of good thing. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7491 Maybe if we looked more like them? 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7492 Apparently, it’s Armistice Day. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7493 I don't like the suit either, but you read the memo about costumes and cultural appropriation. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7494 I hear Vegan options are becoming much more palatable. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
7495 They’re saying you promised evidence of voter fraud. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7496 I told you letting them unionize would be bad for us, Dave. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
7497 See? I told you they don't wear suits. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7498 Don't look now but it seems like we might have an uprising on our paws. 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
7499 I never knew counting sheep would be so stressful. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
7500 Sure they're oversensitive, but the plural of sheep IS sheep 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
7501 It appears the sheep have already seen 'The Wolf on Wall Street.' 1.1569 0.05856 51 43 6 1
7502 Bespoke or not, next time I'm putting someone a little more literal in charge of wardrobe. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7503 You believe them?? It’s a classic case of He Said, Sheep Said. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7504 I told you we shouldn't have called Arizona. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7505 Apparently you haven't been giving them enough attention. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
7506 They refuse to work the sleep shift? 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
7507 I was looking for a job, and then I found a job. And heaven knows I'm miserable now. They do too. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
7508 They seem to have concluded that Fox News has been lying to them. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
7509 I told you to round them up. Instead they're all squared off. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7510 It was your idea to give them the right to vote. So, it's your job to deal with them. 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
7511 Don't apologize for eating their kin. This will only work if you tell them what they like to hear. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7512 Your constituents want to know what you did with you sheep suit. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
7513 WOOF, WOLF. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
7514 Low bond yields and commodity fluctuations have devalued our wolf in Wall Street clothing ploy. 1.1569 0.07070 51 46 2 3
7515 I forgot you said to dress in Sheep Clothes 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7516 Wolfie's Menswear doesn't stock overalls. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7517 Lacking time to secure proper camouflage, the Secretary of war is reminded of his predecessor's quote: "You go to war with the army you have, not the army you wish for." 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7518 No,you tell them that their mail-in votes won't be counted. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
7519 Do you think they recognize us? 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7520 Apparently, one of us gave them worms. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7521 I was counting sheep to go to sleep ....did it work ? 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
7522 Come on Man! You were supposed to keep on the sheep's clothing until after the inauguration. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7523 I thought you said “hen house”! 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
7524 Umm, I think they figured it out.... 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7525 Yup, polyester... so what? 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
7526 You stay here and I'll go for help. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7527 you are just going to have to line them up in a new direction. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7528 Okay, okay, the wolf in human's clothing thing ain't workin'. Let's go back to the basic wolf in sheep's clothing bit. 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
7529 The Amalgamated Woolsorters Workers' Union is here to lodge a complaint about management wearing polyester suits. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
7530 The Democratic majority is ready for a change in the regime... 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7531 Do you have any idea why I called you in here this morning? 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7532 They accused us of counting, what's our next alibi/ 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7533 Sheeples gonna sheep. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7534 Apparently they don’t want to wear what we’re wearing. Perhaps another style? 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7535 I don't understand it either, none of them even earn over $400,000 a year. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7536 They’re demanding the right to vote! 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7537 They want their votes recounted." 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
7538 Just tell them we’re mad as hell too, and we’re going to help them get even—-right after some lunch. 1.1569 0.07070 51 46 2 3
7539 Perhaps the offer in the ad for" in sheep's clothing" too generous. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7540 We mighta' come in like a lion, but we're goin' out like a lamb. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7541 Tell them I understand their concerns but with the way things are, sacrifices still need to be made. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7542 I was hoping for a wolf in sheep’s clothing. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7543 I find wool too scratchy.” 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7544 They trust lawyers less. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7545 Perhaps silk suits weren't the best choice today. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7546 i think they don´t sheep us together 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
7547 I caution you, DON’T CALL FOR A VOTE! 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
7548 We’re in cashmere, they’re in wool, it’s itchy, they’re mad 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
7549 I still say I got more. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7550 4891 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7551 Don’t look now, but I think they’re finally on to you. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7552 I don't think your wolf whistle will work with these suburbanites. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7553 They refuse to participate in a recount. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
7554 I'm sorry, sir, they don't seem to be much in the mood for unity and reconciliation, for some reason. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7555 When I have a hard time sleeping, I only count wolves. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7556 Gee, I only had one rib. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
7557 They all say you called them adorable ewes and pulled the wool over their eyes. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7558 We need to diversify with some African American sheep. 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
7559 They may not be "locked and loaded" but they are standing down and standing by, as per your orders, Sir. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7560 Impressive. How did you manage to pull the wool over their eyes? 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7561 Who do you think they'll pick for president? 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7562 I agree, they're on to us. So... 'The sheep are killing each other and we're going to restore law and order. Let's make the countryside great again'... I like it. Write it up, have Fox spread the word. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7563 So this is shearing madness? 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7564 They are onto us; I guess our days of herding them are finally over! 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
7565 This is a bad situation. We better get the flock out of here. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7566 First it was cultural appropriation, now it’s elitism. We should just be ourselves. 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
7567 I promised to eliminate wolves in sheep’s clothing. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7568 Maybe, if we just dressed like them... 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7569 Well, what did you think yelling 'wake up' would do? 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
7570 70 million, sir. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7571 Do you want to go first, or shall I? 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7572 They obviously like it better when we wear the sheep suits. 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
7573 I didn't know losing the election could be so promising. 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
7574 Seems they’ll only tolerate getting fleeced if we win. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
7575 They caught us pulling the wool over their eyes. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7576 they want you to both stop and start counting ballots? i'm so confused. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7577 Some of our residents have filed complaints about our lack of life insurance... 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
7578 I'm sorry Nigel but your supporters look angry. Are you sure they're really going to vote for Brexit?" 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7579 I agree they no longer have that sheepish disposition. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
7580 They aren't happy with the runoffs 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7581 Honest, I’m really not trying to pull the wool over your eyes 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7582 I know the other costume itched, but I think word's out about the phony time share. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7583 Do I look like a wooly bully? 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
7584 Everyone just calm down. These suits are silk, not wool. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7585 They feel our respect for their sacrifice is unsuitable. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7586 Do you think it's odd that when wearing these polyblend suits, they hate us. But wear a wool suit, they don't even notice us. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
7587 I knew we should have talked to our shareholders first, Fred 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
7588 Maybe if we eat them more slowly? 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
7589 This story is true. At the time, I said to myself that what I did was O.K. because I never ate a sheep without permission. I have spent my long and lucky career howling and eating anything I want. I will now step back and take a long time to listen. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
7590 What was it we said about not changing out of our sheep's clothing too early? 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7591 Absentee Trump ballots ---Count them !!! 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7592 I guess they weren't sheepish about voting in person. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
7593 Well, you're the one who told them god said we'd win. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7594 Sure they're pissed off. You'd be too if you knew that the disguises we use are so good, there's no way they will ever find Warren We're even thinking of publishing a series of books. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7595 No reason to agree to any transition. We'll just call the other wolves and the sheep will be out of luck. 1.1569 0.07070 51 46 2 3
7596 Representative government? What's that? 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7597 Just promise them they never have to sit next to a goat. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7598 I told you sheep's clothing would go over better. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
7599 I think we should switch up the messaging. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
7600 Listen - you still have leverage here. How many of them can eat your children? 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
7601 They vote with their hooves.” 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
7602 I don't why they're angry. We changed out of our sheeps' clothing. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
7603 What can I say-I think I made them angry! 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
7604 It's not the fit, it's the fabric. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7605 What should we do? They've AdHEReD to their beliefs. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
7606 Maybe you were right... sheep’s clothing would have worked a lot better than these ridiculous business suits 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
7607 They say we are being Elitist. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7608 So you're the wolves in sheeps clothing we heard about! 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
7609 Why do I have to be the one to tell them that sleeping aids have replaced them? 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7610 Who would have thought a little whistle would have set them off? 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7611 I'm sorry sir. They all day that this win is ' baaad ', and refuse to follow new leadership. 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
7612 Let's remember, the shiny wool suit in summer just screams, "I'm going to fleece you!" 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7613 The guys are pretty angry. The invitation said it would be a costume party. My baaad. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
7614 Why is when Notra Dame does it it's okay, but Trump rallies, it's not 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
7615 They said we pulled the wool over their eyes on this real estate project. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7616 They're here to apply for unemployment benefits. They lost their jobs pulling the wool over the eyes of American citizens for four years under the Trump administration. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7617 O.k. What do we do with all these MAGA sheep? 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
7618 I dunno. They keep on saying they’ve been fleeced. 1.1569 0.05856 51 43 6 1
7619 Im sure one of them is one of us 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
7620 Got anything else you can put on? 1.1569 0.07070 51 46 2 3
7621 I guess this game is up. Thought about going back to smaller prey? 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7622 They are upset because they just found out that their pensions have been fleeced. 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
7623 Do you think that we could channel their energy into cheerleading? 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
7624 The wolves of Wall Street could finally see they held no standing with the country sheeple. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7625 It’s clear they need a leader who can sheer them up. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7626 To tell you the truth, I think we're outlambed. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7627 I don’t think they got your joke about their looking like wolves in cheap clothing 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
7628 The threat of litigation works better than barking. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7629 I pegged them all as 'It' in blind man's bluff. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
7630 You know what? I feel like steak tonight due a change. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
7631 Does no one ever listen to us? We don't want a new Fox in charge. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
7632 How do we tell theme the mail-in ballots are actually secure? 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7633 Maybe today is the day we seek a compromise. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
7634 I guess we can claim election fraud. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
7635 They still don't trust us on healthcare. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7636 Trade me your wool else will twit you! 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
7637 I don't get it. These are wool suits. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
7638 They are very mad about having to count wolves while sleeping 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7639 But we've still got the electoral college. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7640 They agreed to the deal, but now they think we fleeced them. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7641 I don’t know what they’re all mad about, these are Merino.... 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
7642 They are now aware, wolf, sir. Howl we resolve this quietly? 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
7643 I think the jig is up sir! 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
7644 Your guess is as good as mine. Harry's costumes are just getting better and better. 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
7645 Of course we can win the Sheep vote,the only question is primary or caucus. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
7646 The flock behind me means business 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
7647 I long for the good old days when we used to by our clothes at Baarney’s. 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
7648 I have no idea ! 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7649 What's their problem? They voted for us." 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
7650 The Sheeple won't stand for this much longer and want a voice in management 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
7651 I'm tired of your mofos being vegan. My family needs to GO. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7652 OK, so I was wrong about not overdressing. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7653 I tried but they are not buying it 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
7654 Maybe we should dress like them. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7655 You said we were going to win. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7656 I told you casual sheeps’ clothing Fridays were a mistake. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7657 Do you think they will support a Republican Senator in Georgia? 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7658 I don't think that "casting sheep's eyes" means quite what you think it does... 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
7659 You do the re-count this time. I always fall asleep. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7660 ok, I overreacted. They weren't pulling the wool over my eyes. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7661 They say you are not really a wolf.... 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
7662 They are "on to us". I think we should concede. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
7663 Look, they may be all white, and sheep, but it's NOT the election they've got a beef with you about. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7664 Well, we'll have to explain to them that we've become vegans and hope they can forgive. 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
7665 It's a movement. They're all "bah" about the corporate takeover of the sheep's clothing line. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7666 Looks like wolves in sheepdog's clothing to me. 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
7667 I give up. YOU try to tell them there’s no voter fraud! 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
7668 Well sir, it seems the flock has chosen today to not be sheepish in their demands. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7669 They're saying "Stretch, no sleeveless and what's with the heels." 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7670 Pulling the wool over their eyes is not going to work this time. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
7671 OK, so, here’s the deal. They want at least $15.00 an hour or else they’ll cross this filed and go to the guy down the road! 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7672 They’re bleating something about you losing the election.... 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
7673 It's called herd mentality 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
7674 They all want us to search for one lost sheep? Let's send out Matthew and Luke ! 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
7675 It's something about these polyester suits we're wearing. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
7676 You might want to reconsider calling them sheeple? 1.1569 0.05856 51 43 6 1
7677 Just remind them that the benefits package includes wolf attack insurance. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7678 Well, the tag said "pure wool".. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7679 I think it’s the suits that are making us stand out. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
7680 Apparently, your recent choice of clothing has met with criticism. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7681 Who knew sheep would be angry anti-vaxxers? Thank goodness for herd immunity. Of course, we're gonna eat the fat ones. 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
7682 They’re not taking the vaccine before we do. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
7683 Their demands for shearing are irrelevant, if you know what I mean. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7684 I think we took too much... 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
7685 There are just too many wolves in sheep's clothing! 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7686 They seem pretty upset about the pigs 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
7687 We'll have to spray Benzos in the grass. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7688 Ralph, I don't know what you did or how you did it, but if we could bottle it and sell it to all the wolves we could make bucu bucks. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
7689 Choose who is who. We need to know our shepherd. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
7690 Who knew there would be another housing bubble? 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7691 Can we accept salary increases? 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
7692 Don’t worry the one in the front is with us! 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
7693 But that’s a way of saying it, positively toward the negative. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7694 Well, after Jan 20th, things are going to be different... 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7695 You really need to work on your bleating, man. It's not, 'Baa baabaabaabaa baabaabaabaa.' It's more like, 'Baa BAAbaabaabaabaabaa baaaaaaaaaaaah!' 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7696 Let blame foxes... because if anyone knows foxes it's you. 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
7697 Rhonda, in the front there, read the newsletter, and took offense to the term 'Wool Widgets.' 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
7698 Account 'em and weep. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
7699 Don't worry. Their sheep. They will follow when The Lobo arrives. 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
7700 Look, we did plenty for them when we renounced the wolf-in-sheep’s-clothing practice. I say fuck polyester suits. 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
7701 The marketing team really blew it this time. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7702 I’m automatically attracted to beautiful sheep — I just start kissing them, it’s like a magnet. Just kiss. I don’t even wait. And when you’re a star, they let you do it. You can do anything. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7703 Do you think it's the wool tie? 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
7704 These all-you-can-eat business lunches are killing my waistline. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7705 This time you tell them we can't have nice things. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7706 You're right. They've seen through our cheap clothing ruse. 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
7707 Whether we call them a pack or a flock, it seems they're not pleased with the fit. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7708 Tell them they are the forgotten men and women of the countryside... 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
7709 I swear the dress code just said "sheep's clothing", how was I supposed to know? 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
7710 Turns out they weren't thrilled when we said we were going to eat them. 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
7711 I'll say it again, never mention tragedy of the commons. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7712 These guys all want refunds for your Dandruff Action Remover. The ladies won't get near them. 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
7713 So much for a wolf in sheep’s clothing. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7714 Not much of a jury pool, now is it? 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
7715 Won't work. All my buyers want is leg of... 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
7716 How does Trump Fall Asleep? He re-counts sheep 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
7717 On second thought we might be better off ditching the trendy suits and going back to the old wolf in sheep’s clothing look. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7718 Ignore the sheep. They're just upset that we reclassified them as gig workers to reduce our workers' comp premiums. 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
7719 I think we need to go to Plan B! 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7720 Don't look so sheepish. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
7721 Your campaign might benefit from a vegan platform. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
7722 Come on Biden & Trump! Tell us who is the true winner: We need to blindly follow one of you! 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
7723 Now that they all think they're wolves, what do we do? 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7724 Ever the victim, they’re just not tasty any more 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7725 There's a new sheriff in town and it's not one of us, run! 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7726 The deploables are angry and await your command sir . 1.1569 0.05143 51 42 8 0
7727 I don’t know who other than H.R. to talk to this about. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7728 Someone leaked the news the slaughter wasn't a hoax 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7729 We never should have let them sign on to Facebook. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7730 I don't care what anyone says, there's no way they won without corruption. No concession, we're demanding a recount. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
7731 Of course. They always do 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7732 These sheep will follow you anywhere. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7733 I like to think a fine wool suit is the epitome of ‘sheep’s clothing’ but not all will agree. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7734 I recall someone telling me they will fall for anything I say. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
7735 They want a re-count. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7736 I think it’s supposed to rain this weekend 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
7737 They insist you stop referring to the herd as “sheeps”. 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
7738 I warned you that you could not pull the wool over their eyes! 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7739 sheep want to talk to the manager 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
7740 Looks like we can make more suits 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
7741 Yes Recount all of them By HAND 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7742 I think they’re on to us. Next time, tuck in your tail. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7743 The wolfs POV 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
7744 We Can’t Pull The Wool Over Their Eyes 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7745 Geez Ted, they don't look like sheep to me 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
7746 They’re not buying your wolf in sheep’s clothing bit. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
7747 Trump supporters trying to convince the government that Trump was supposed to win. 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
7748 Remember when you called them sheeple? Well, they voted you out. Just go. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7749 I knew we should not have come in polyester suits. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
7750 Biden to Harris, “We won, now what do we do?” 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7751 Do you think they'll believe that I'm still the same old Donald? 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
7752 Unionizing? No, worse -- they've reached herd immunity. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
7753 Clarence and Terrence, shame on you both! The last costume we need at Halloween is for both of you sheep to be dressed up as wolves! 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
7754 ah, these once dressed up in the sheepskin for our debasement, let them show the power of unity! 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7755 They're offended that you are a wolf in cheap clothing 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7756 Call in the outside baa-gitators. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
7757 Yeah, but we're gonna win the electoral vote! 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
7758 The stock of sheep are dropping, the boss is going to blow our houses down 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7759 'Make Sheep Great Again' might appeal to them.' 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7760 We can have a peaceful transition,but I'm taking the sheep. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
7761 Occupy Farm Street 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7762 I preferred it when the bottom line was bleating. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7763 Once you agreed to casual Fridays what did you expect? 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7764 We should have never let them go to school with Mary. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7765 I think we’re going to have to get a sheepdog. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7766 Do you think they heard something? 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
7767 As I said in the office, their grass roots organization is terrific and you can't just pull the wool over their eyes. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7768 Trump says send them all to Whole Foods. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
7769 Ironically, they were not as mad at us when we wore sheep's clothing. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7770 You said we were meeting with them one at a time. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
7771 Their baah is worse than their bite 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
7772 GOP in sheep clothing 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7773 Guess we should've worn our sheep masks!!! 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
7774 Seems we didn’t fool them with our “peep’s” clothing. 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
7775 HOW'S YOUR WIFE FEELING? 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7776 They're not wearing their red hats, but I don't think it's because they're shy. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
7777 They said it's something about the Electoral College... 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
7778 Hey - you don’t look like PETA. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
7779 The silence of the lambs is deafining. Do you think the President will try to speak? 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
7780 Sir, you need to make a decision, the sheep await. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
7781 Asking if they have any wool socks isn’t going to get us anywhere. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7782 Sheep in wolves clothing 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
7783 We should should have worn something different! 1.1569 0.07070 51 46 2 3
7784 You can fool some of the sheeple all of the time, and all of the sheeple some of the time, but you can not fool all of the sheeple all of the time. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
7785 I think we should come back in sheep's clothing. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7786 Maybe it's the wool suit. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7787 They seem to have figured out what you meant by; I love the poorly educated. 1.1569 0.06491 51 44 4 2
7788 What they’re saying is : E pluribus unum. It’s is Latin for "Out of many, one" 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
7789 Just grab the closest one and we’ll run like hell. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7790 Shit, now we're actually going to have to fix their internet, Bob. 1.1569 0.07070 51 46 2 3
7791 Sheep? How many times do we have to remind you to not assume their genders!? 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7792 I just told them Hitch decided to go with Birds. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7793 They're pissed off because everyone's blaming them for not sleeping well. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
7794 Your Fleece is showing, we'd better move along. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7795 Give them the sheep’s eye, and blame Corporate. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
7796 See? I told you a wool suit was inappropriate. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7797 And here we are, just sheep in sheep's clothing. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7798 Calm down, I didn't even tell anyone about it 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
7799 The White Sheep block might like us better if we looked like wolves instead of city folk. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7800 Maybe the tweed jackets were a bit much. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7801 But the QAnon report said you would win by a landslide. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7802 Just tell them what they want is socialism. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7803 I know it’s a wool suit, but they don’t seem to recognize! 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
7804 Should we keep them on my side in North Carolina, or let them graze on your side in Georgia? 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
7805 I get the feeling "sheep's clothing" doesn't mean wool suits. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
7806 Just sell them to someone who needs a good nights sleep. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7807 Just tell them we counted the votes and their guy lost, deal with it. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7808 They claim we fleeced them. 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
7809 If we fleece them again they're going to start their own network. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7810 They are demanding to be paid for the night. Even if they aren’t counted 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
7811 I don't think they liked that "I will eat you" cartoon. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7812 I didn't count ANY sheep last night. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7813 You'd be angry too, Remus, if the company were fleecing you! 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
7814 We're going to have to try something else. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
7815 Can we blame in on the coyotes? 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7816 There's too many of them to eat. Let's make them into a political party." 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7817 Feelin' a bit sheepish? 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
7818 This could be baaaaad. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
7819 So far so good. Over 70,000,000 still drinking the KoolAid. 1.1569 0.05143 51 42 8 0
7820 We're not fooling them. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7821 Stop counting them sir. You’re constant nodding off is delaying the suit. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
7822 They don't want to 'like for part 2'. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
7823 We’ve got a mob on our paws. 1.1569 0.05143 51 42 8 0
7824 They're standing up to you, Wolf 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7825 They want us to stop the polyester blend or else! 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
7826 You're great a herding them but don't call them a bunch of sheep. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
7827 '' T heir demands are shear nonsense.'' 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7828 I know right? Makes me wonder whether about the "100% wool" label. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
7829 I told you they'd buy the suits. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7830 It’s possible our focus on all that Hunter stuff may have backfired. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7831 I said ‘sheep suit,’ not ‘cheap suit.’ 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
7832 Our ad got printed as “wolve’s cothing for sheep.” 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
7833 They insist on changing the dining portfolio. 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
7834 You told me at supper she had only one little lamb. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7835 I told you the suits wouldn 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
7836 The sheep have figured out our only weakness, sir. They have unionized. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
7837 Do you think if we tell them that they'll get one night free at Mar-a-lago, they'll go away? 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7838 They're pissed because we told them we have to count more than a thousand. 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
7839 They can see we mean business. So tomorrow let’s try something more casual Friday. And don’t forget the donuts. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
7840 I believe that one of them said: "Trust but verify." "Your tail is showing Francis and they don't look like the silent type." 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7841 Out-foxed by genetically engineered sheep! 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
7842 Ummm... I don’t think we’re pulling the wool over their eyes! 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7843 The aren’t happy about the week you took off from twitter raging. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
7844 Trying to be like them won't help you do your job. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7845 They'll get over it. Who would have guessed that 'you can trust a wolf in sheep's clothing' jingle would backfire...? 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7846 Re-entertaining the sheep clothing concept, Sir? 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7847 I dont the sheep in wolves clothing ploy is working 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7848 One thing I've learnt in politics, you can't tell the truth 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7849 Those suburban ewes 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7850 They are NOT here to help you sleep' 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7851 Classic Reverse-Mexican standoff: They think we’re sheep in wolves’ clothing 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7852 Despite the clear advantage to us, they reject the slaughter plan. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7853 The unluckiest sheeple in the world 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7854 I told you, Bo, when we act sheepish, it activates their herd indignation. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7855 Try to convince them it's faux sheepskin made from recycled plastic milk cartons. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7856 And those suits don't look like real wool either! 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
7857 I think we picked the wrong wool suits. 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
7858 I don't know what they're complaining about. These summer weight fabrics are comfortable on even the warmest days. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
7859 They want equal pay for work of equal value. 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
7860 They're the toughest wool I could find. 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
7861 They think that we're trying to put something over on them. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
7862 Maybe we shouldn’t have dressed in wool clothing after all. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7863 What’s the matter with you? You’re just being sheep-shammed. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7864 But the Golden Fleece is XXL... think they’d buy it? 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7865 I think the Merino's have realized we don't actually build walls, nor can we get the Pelibüey's to pay for it. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7866 I think the wolf's clothing gave us away. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7867 Sir, they want elections 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
7868 What did you make them do in your dreams this time? 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
7869 I think they are all sheep in sheep's clothing" .. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
7870 Well, Georgia, how’s your counting going? 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
7871 Sir, they beleive they are dogs now. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
7872 Just tell them it’s the cows’ fault. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7873 Don’t worry sir, I don’t think they’re really that mad 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
7874 I thought I could shoot someone on Park Avenue and no one would care. Guess I was wrong. So Fred, what do we do now? 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
7875 the want to unionize 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7876 I don't know why they keep protesting, we know what's best for their sheeproductive health 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7877 Promise not to eat them and we can still fleece them. It’s called the Don con and works every time. 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
7878 Fair play? Fair game! 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
7879 — Are you sure? / Yes sir... They know. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7880 They think this pasture smells like sheeple. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
7881 So, have we already decided who's gonna be the next target for their rage? 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7882 No reason to panic, we're all woolves here 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
7883 Strength in numbers and not the sleepy ones you count. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7884 So am I the Democrat or was that you? I forgot. Anyway, forget it. Doesn't matter. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7885 Well now that I’ve manifested myself in your dream, you dare not fall asleep before you’re done with the count. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7886 Alright, I know it’s hard to admit defeat, but you’re outnumbered. You need to stop huffin and puffin. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7887 I tried explaining that you only wanted to count them on election night 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7888 Sheep's clothing, said I. Suits will be more impressive and intimidating, said ye. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7889 Hmm.. they look pretty serious." "I suggest we rather have their votes for lunch, it would make the count easier. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7890 Do what we always do. Eat the ones that speak out.” “But they’re all speaking out. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
7891 That many? You were meant to fall asleep! 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
7892 This is America. #childishgambino 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7893 Try saying something like we hereby claim... 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
7894 Nobody knew picking the legal ones could be so complicated 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
7895 Well, I KNOW we took Pennsylvania. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
7896 : "Did EWE think that they were all going to flock to vote for you again?" 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7897 Yeah let’s wait until after the hunt to tell them whose families are safe 1.1569 0.05143 51 41 7 0
7898 you tell them. they just follow me blindly. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
7899 ''i know Klint, but this girl introduced me to Beyond Sheep'' 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
7900 Sir, they agreed not to wear masks on camera if we’d spare them. 1.1569 0.05856 51 43 6 1
7901 They removed the wool from over their eyes .... now what? 1.1569 0.05856 51 43 6 1
7902 I think our re-fleeced campaign strategy backfired. 1.1569 0.06491 51 44 4 2
7903 Now listen...the whole "we won" thing has some issues. 1.1569 0.07070 51 46 2 3
7904 Bruce, I know that they're pissed! I herd them. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
7905 -I was watching an old episode of "House MD" yesterday and some dude came up with a toothpick stuck in the windpipe -Oh yeah, the gypsy right? 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7906 Really, it's that easy? 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7907 what can I say, one rumour is all it takes to get the heard together. Eat ‘em up! 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7908 Well, what do we do now, Mike? 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7909 Two wolves in Republican clothing 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7910 Looks like the Nevada ballot counters are trying to get some sleep 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7911 I wish they would have thrown us to the wolves instead 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7912 Wow, seems they actually believed your story about the greener grass. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7913 That’s it. We’re getting suits. 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
7914 do you think pulling the wool over their eyes will work again? 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
7915 Well, Bill. You said history is written by the winners... what do you suggest we do with the witnesses? 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7916 You said if we changed..... 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
7917 The American Counting Sheep Union is demanding a pay increase for everyday he doesn’t concede. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
7918 Well, Ralph...Now what do we do? 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
7919 I think they’re saying, “Flock you guys! 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7920 Shoulda gone with the wool 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7921 - There’s 2 of us and a hundred of them. Should we just lie? I mean, we are the ones in suits. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7922 ‘In Mint Jelly We Trust’ might have been the line in the sand Sir. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7923 They are fine...there is few of us in power and may more of them who don't really motivate...they don't realize how much power they really have! 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7924 70 Million... We don’t have enough storage for that many... 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
7925 Well, there goes Neba-ah-ah-da. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7926 Well look on the bright side sir, your numbers with them are still better than with black sheep. 1.1569 0.07070 51 46 2 3
7927 We better let the sheepdog know we’re here. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7928 Accept it without arrogance and let it go with indifference. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7929 I’m still not conceding. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
7930 They’re a little hostile to outside consulting, but don’t worry, you’ll win them over in no time. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
7931 Looks like a nation of sheep is stronger than a nation of wolves. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
7932 ‘That sheepish look’ 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7933 Yeaaaa, so they heard about the Mink in Denmark.... 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7934 They're angry because we won't be eating them? 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7935 Told you we could buy low and sell high, we are the wolves of sheepstreet 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7936 Do you have the fleece gown son?" "mmm...Yes", he answered sheepishl 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7937 The gig is up, they found out wolves are not shepherds- never meant to lead! 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
7938 I’ll take the angry one, follow my lead 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7939 I don’t know, man ...maybe we keep building upon QAnon... 1.1569 0.05143 51 42 8 0
7940 Tell them we’re not counting sheep 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
7941 on my count, let’s both cry at the same time 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
7942 Neoliberals won’t get it... 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7943 Now again, why did we decide to ask their opinion on the food chain hierarchy? 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
7944 Let's pretend like we're discussing their issues 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
7945 They've noticed! Right, we need something really bad and really BIG so that they start getting angry with EACHOTHER. 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
7946 Lamb chops for dinner anyone” “But they look angry” “Angry lamb chops for dinner anyone. 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
7947 So, who should tell them that they’re all the sheep. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
7948 Trump and Biden awaiting election results 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7949 I thought you said the plebs were subdued, Romulus? 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7950 So... Can we feast NOW? 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7951 LIVE from Nevada... 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
7952 Ok, maybe now wasn't the best time for fresh wool suits... 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7953 I have full confidence you can handle this situation yourself 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7954 Let them eat Peach cobbler 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
7955 This is very bad, sir. The workers have united. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7956 Election 2020 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7957 Sir, President Elect Sheep Dog is on the phone 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
7958 Business as usual 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7959 It appears the sheep have become “woke”. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
7960 Little do they know how much power they (sheep) have over us. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
7961 I never said ‘ewe’ grab em by the fleece... 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
7962 I don’t think they like our suits. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7963 „I already told you! Don‘t count, just take them!“ 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
7964 I just find it hard to believe their houses are being blown down, it’s never happened to me. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
7965 They just heard Biden is going to institute a statewide mask wearing mandate. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
7966 Our suits make them feel like corporate sheep. 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
7967 Should we tell them that their sheperd was fake? 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
7968 Watch out, they finally realized they're more than us. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7969 Calm down. We’re the silent majority! 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
7970 They say they’re not leaving until we count every one of them. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7971 They demand every vote be counted, Mr President. 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
7972 They’re wool suits aren’t they 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
7973 Sorry Dave, this is a union matter 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7974 Sir they’re demanding a (g)raise 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
7975 Our current situation has me feeling sheepish. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7976 I don’t know about you but this whole situation is making me feel a bit sheepish 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7977 Equal opportunity sucks. I mean, which one do you choose? 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
7978 Two legs good, two wolves baaaahd! 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
7979 The commoners say, they need to be herd. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
7980 There are several dozen angry sheep behind you, Kevin. Also we are wearing suits. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7981 *Every Vote Counts* (until it's in favour to restore my presidency). So what, if at the rally I only whispered the second part." 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7982 Wayne, I tried to tell you they’d catch on. Dressing up as a Democrat doesn’t work anymore. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
7983 ....just tell them we don’t understand how the electoral college works either 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7984 Who knew they wouldn’t go for herd immunity 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
7985 pack you a flock this much and you still might not get that howl 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7986 Let's revise the campaign slogan to "Wolf two legs good, sheep two legs baaaad!" 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
7987 Now would be a great time for those body suits, Bill. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
7988 Listen kid, ignoring them is what’s best for everyone. You’ll get used to it. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
7989 They're here to see Emma Allen, and i gotta be honest, they're pissed. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
7990 I know i should've finished reading orwell's animal farm 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
7991 I don’t care how expensive the wool was, Gary. Still doesn’t make it sheep’s clothing.” #youhadonejo 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7992 I don't care that you got a discount. I told you to buy the white suits honey. 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
7993 I really think our message would go over better if we did it from the Marriot Home Improvement Store in Philadelphia 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7994 they're not buying the electoral college thing anymore 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
7995 Mary, Mary. Quite contrary...” 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7996 They’re tired of being counted, Sir. We’ll have to resort to eating them” 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
7997 I have the feeling they are not going to buy the usual speech this time 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7998 Have you tried throwing them a pizza party? 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7999 Damn it, Ralph. I said “sheep’s clothing”, not “chic clothing.” 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 7 0
8000 I told you the lambskin suit wasn’t a good idea... 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
8001 I told you we would not blend it with these Wolves of Wall Street suits... 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
8002 They're saying they want to eat the rich 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
8003 How would I know the tailor’s discount on polyester was over. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
8004 I told you we couldn’t pull the wool over their eyes.” 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
8005 Maybe we shouldn't have called the Fox 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
8006 I told you the sheep’s clothing photos may be a problem. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
8007 As Trump said, herd mentality works. 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
8008 OK. It's wool. What's wrong with that? It's well cut, stylish even. It's not like we're trying to blend in. How does a wolf get some respect around here. 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
8009 When I showed up, they started chanting: “Trump, Trump, Trump—four more years! 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
8010 Shall we call sheep? 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
8011 They feel we treat them as sheeple... Maria C. Pereira, New Bedford, MA 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
8012 I think they figured out our social distancing mandate was a "baaad" idea. 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
8013 So, are we going just lie to them? 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
8014 I do regret it, I can see now it was cultural appropriation’ - Mr Wol 1.1538 0.06372 52 46 4 2
8015 Should we rethink our pension and annuity pitch? 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
8016 Whose going to lead the sheeple now?! 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
8017 They deny that we won the election? 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
8018 Nah, they just have rabies. You can't catch that and the Covid at the same time, can you? 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
8019 I think they will eat us this time! 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
8020 Don't pay any attention. Every year they complain about being fleeced. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
8021 They're annoyed we're not wearing their clothing. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
8022 Thanks' Fido! After all this charade with the suits and you have to go and howl at the moon! REALLY THANKS A LOT!!! 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
8023 The key thing here is only one lamb is allowed to vote on what's for dinner. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
8024 I wouldn’t suggest any ‘Wolf in Sheep’s Clothing’ jokes. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
8025 An embarrassment of dishes. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
8026 I've heard that each unhappy family is unhappy in its own way." 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
8027 I told you we wanted Black Sheep. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
8028 What do you mean by "trade union rights"? 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
8029 We can do a recount, but it’s still gonna be 2-0. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
8030 They thought they were rid of us but we've been "voted" back in! 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
8031 Let's play good cop, bad cop again 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
8032 Tell them we're going to Disney World. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
8033 I told you we should have gone with the white suits, not the pin stripes! 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
8034 He could have run away! You dont know it was us. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
8035 Frankly, I think they are just trying to fleece us. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
8036 I think we could get this over with in at least fifteen minutes 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
8037 You gonna tell them we close at ten? 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
8038 I think we’re in trouble... 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
8039 I never knew the sheep could rebel 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
8040 Yeah, I lied about the money-back guarantee on the red hats. Losers! 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
8041 Why so they seems so mad at me? I am not even looking at them? The last tweet, sir. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
8042 I don’t think their baaaallots are legal 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
8043 Just tell them that we don't wear white after Labor Day. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
8044 I’m in charge of mergers, not acquisitions. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
8045 Let them wait. Don't they know they're dealing the President's dogs? 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
8046 Their reality has been colored by fairy tales—they expected sheep's clothing—sheep's clothing. 1.1429 0.06521 49 44 3 2
8047 I think they liked you better in wool. 1.1429 0.06521 49 44 3 2
8048 All this just because I used 'ewe' as a neutral pronoun? 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
8049 I know, but there were some concerns from Legal. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
8050 They've unionized and now claim we're redundant. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
8051 Record turnout. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
8052 They're demanding full disclosure! 1.1429 0.06521 49 44 3 2
8053 What are you, a fucking park ranger now? 1.1429 0.06521 49 44 3 2
8054 We need to convince them they're being fleeced. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
8055 They'll go along, so long as they all think they'll become rich wolves someday. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
8056 Baa-llot fraud. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
8057 There's a sheep born every minute. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
8058 'I'm wearing the 100% wool suit, not the polyester!' you insisted. You're on your own now. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
8059 I don't know why sheep don't like us, we eat them in such a humane way. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
8060 All I said was get the flock out of here. Is that not a thing anymore? 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
8061 When did they find out You & I are Married 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
8062 They didn't buy the vegetarianism statement. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
8063 What did I tell about wearing sheep's clothing? 1.1429 0.05832 49 42 5 1
8064 I thought you were bringing blind sheep! This isn't gonna work. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
8065 Of course its wool. I'm a wolf in sheep's clothing. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
8066 Hire them all 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
8067 Let's tell them we've turned the curve. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
8068 We better get our sheep’s clothing. 1.1429 0.06521 49 44 3 2
8069 They're filing a class action wool suit. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
8070 The flock seems to be saying, Frock You 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
8071 - Relax Wolfgang, there's no strength in their numbers. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
8072 Now that we've got them packed in, I must tell you that I'm a pacifist. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
8073 What if we tried wearing their clothing? 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
8074 Look,Wolf, I don’t make these numbers up. I get them from the “magic board.” I can’t help it if his followers are angry. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
8075 It's time WE ran! 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
8076 They’re upset that we changed clothes... 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
8077 The Sheeple are becoming rabid dogs. Angry, standing their ground - we can't outfox them anymore. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
8078 No. You break the news to them on sky-high lambchop prices." 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
8079 Do you think they're on to something? 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
8080 Don't worry. We have an inside lamb. 1.1429 0.06521 49 44 3 2
8081 Don’t look now but these human suits ain’t gonna cut it. Not near wooly enough. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
8082 It appears you have alienated the sheeple and that’s got everything all flocked up now. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
8083 I suppose we should note before before beginning these are NOT wolves in sheep’s’ clothing. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
8084 That’s correct, they’re genetically engineered to not have spines. That’s why they’re all leaning forward. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
8085 I agree that the suits are sharp, but I think we should’ve gone with the sheep’s clothing. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
8086 The GOP, considering who will speak up against this embarrassing clown's last-hurrah effort. - They're a little sheepish. 1.1429 0.06521 49 44 3 2
8087 The sheeple, wearing people-ish grins, consider the lesser of two evils system, happy to see no socialists in the mix. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
8088 When I say "go" Donald, get under the wall fast as you can, I'll put on YMCA. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
8089 They found out about the clothing line. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
8090 It's ironic you know. They want masks but look how close they are. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
8091 It's an ideal solution to your insomnia problem. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
8092 It’s time to look corporate,” you said. “They’re only sheep” you said. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
8093 They say an organized stampede can trump our pack attacks. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
8094 I told you we shouldn't have worn coat and tie. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
8095 Nary a baa from any of them. That's unusual. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
8096 They want total coverage for pre-existing conditions! 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
8097 I don’t care how convincing we have to be, I’m not wearing their clothes. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
8098 They line up easier and taste better if you don't concede. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
8099 They're beginning to think we're power hungry. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
8100 Collective Unconsciousness? Collective intelligence? 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
8101 No one told me it was a costume party. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
8102 They said they wanted ‘profit-sharing’ not ‘profit-shearing’” 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
8103 Their union is asking for a new life insurance benefits. 1.1429 0.06521 49 44 3 2
8104 I do not know how many clients are in our Class Action. When ever I start to count the sheep, I fall asleep. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
8105 They're all saying 'I am Baa-Baa Black Sheep'. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
8106 I think that we are out numbered? 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
8107 What's the return policy at that sheep's clothing store again? 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
8108 They don’t look happy. We better get the word to Mr. Trump 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
8109 And I thought the lemmings were easy. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
8110 Sorry, I didn't think they'd notice the new clothing. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
8111 Lemme try this. Baaaaaaa. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
8112 Wow! Outnumbered by an angry tasty gang. Shall we ask a local dog to separate our dinner for us? 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
8113 I told you, no cash in advance, no busses" 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
8114 Larry, I told you these wool suits were too flashy. Look at their faces! Now we’ll never blend in. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
8115 Yup, I told them I’m one of them. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
8116 They're obviously racist and the "baa baa black sheep" comment really pissed them off. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
8117 When should we tell them that we're only dressed up? 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
8118 If we don't get our act straight and start running our country like our forefathers envision, we our going to unleashed the mob... 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
8119 My flock will vote for you if... 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
8120 Election’s over, lead them to slaughter! 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
8121 I just love the way you worded the job description, Harry. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
8122 I think we should go to back to fleecing Wall Street. At least there nothing bad happens when we get caught. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
8123 A rousing rendition of Uptown Funk, But we cannot cut a record deal with sheep. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
8124 Patent infringement class action - the wolf in sheep's clothes bit. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
8125 I think #184 is an infiltrator. Do we call the boss? 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
8126 They’re all pissed because they had to do the “wolf in sheep’s clothing” thing. 1.1429 0.06521 49 44 3 2
8127 YOU count them tonight! I have a date. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
8128 You take the one on the end and I'll take the rest. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
8129 Weren’t they saying “two legs bad” last week? 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
8130 If one thing gets big, anything can get big! 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
8131 Dang. It's over. What the hell happened to our costumes?!? 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
8132 I know you said head-to-toe shearling, but you didn't say what for.. and the wool was on sale, and well, Derrick, I made a choice.. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
8133 Did you get the memo about the wool suite? 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
8134 We live in strange times. You and I have on a suit and tie and they're all standing on their hind legs. They still hate us, though. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
8135 The truth was bound to come out sooner or later. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
8136 I'm not sure woolen suits disguise us as wolves in sheep's clothing. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
8137 They want to know who's our tailor? 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
8138 So how do you want to do this? 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
8139 We'll huff and we'll puff and we'll blow YOUR house down . . . . 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
8140 I'm beginning to be troubled by how many the sheep may be. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
8141 My sheople or yours? 1.1429 0.06521 49 44 3 2
8142 Who would've thought 'Right to Shear' laws would be such a sticking point with our membership? 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
8143 I cried 'BOY' and they all got mad at me. 1.1429 0.06521 49 44 3 2
8144 I don't know, something about your wardrobe last night. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
8145 Maybe the vegan part was a bit too much. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
8146 Trup voters I reckon. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
8147 So this is Trump's plan... 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
8148 Turn them down. Representing them in a class action lawsuit could be damn near impossible. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
8149 I guess they finally got fed up with us dog-whistling them all the time..." Heather Finch, Cypress, T 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
8150 Come on, man. They don’t want a recount! 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
8151 It's the mail in votes Don, only time wool tell. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
8152 It all started one night when I couldn’t fall asleep 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
8153 The other wolves are upset,because our fancy wool suits will give us a villainous advantage over their plain sheep’s clothing. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
8154 be careful about what you say. I think they may be listening. 1.1429 0.06521 49 44 3 2
8155 I didn't say they would be happy to be in sheep's clothing. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
8156 I'm pretty sure the Lord said they must learn how to 'shave' themselves if it's unconditional love they want. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
8157 I don’t know, could be they expected we’d dress up like them. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
8158 They're just hangry. It'll pass. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
8159 You might want to re-think our messaging, Bob. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
8160 We don't need no stinkin' blue suits or all your red ties. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
8161 It’s bad enough dressing like a sheep, but now you think you’re fooling us going undercover? 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
8162 You told each and every stuffed animal in the store to carry a big stick and you used them on people who tried to buy you, didn't you? 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
8163 No! We can't eat all of them. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
8164 did not I suggest telling them to vote for the incumbent" 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
8165 So you're saying they insist on a vegetarianism clause in a new contract?.. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
8166 Way too much creative license Jensen. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
8167 We have a number of agents in the crowd sir. 1.1429 0.06521 49 44 3 2
8168 Not a good day to wear your sheepskin jacket, Harry 1.1429 0.06521 49 44 3 2
8169 Yes Sir, this is the group you polled the highest with. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
8170 They hate that word sheeple and they finally figured out what mutton means. You may want to start checking out wolf sanctuaries far away from here. 1.1429 0.06521 49 43 3 2
8171 Hmmm, this calls for some disambiguation. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
8172 Votes or sleep? 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
8173 Maybe blue collar work isn’t for us. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
8174 These poor schmucks. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
8175 It doesnzilla/5.0 (iPad 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
8176 I think we’re wearing the wrong wool suits. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
8177 No need to be sheepish, let them decide who's going to be in the new Sleepy's ad... 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
8178 I thought I was dog whistling but the wrong crowd has shown up 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
8179 we can't let them out-fox us 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
8180 I just made a change to the menu. how does chicken sound to you? 1.1429 0.06521 49 44 3 2
8181 They have an issue with the lunch menu. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
8182 I'll devour the one that doesn't look like me. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
8183 So,cheap clothing didn't work. Now what? 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
8184 I know it breathes better but it's not exactly incognito. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
8185 Do ewe have a plan? 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
8186 Do you think we should have cloned more wolves? 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
8187 It's the meEWEs. Are you going to own up? 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
8188 Yeah, their lawyer never showed. They said they want “street justice.” 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
8189 They say we add insult to injury by first trying to kill them, and then using their wool for our suits. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
8190 They want to know where all their clothes went. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
8191 I think it was the tone of how you said “sheep” that was offensive 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
8192 They learned the truth. Now what? 1.1429 0.06521 49 44 3 2
8193 I still say, ‘voter fraud.’ 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
8194 This flock is very atheist. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
8195 They are demanding to know if China indeed pays the tariffs! 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
8196 They feel as if your suit has sold you out—they were more comfortable when you looked like one of them. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
8197 I thought you said the layoffs wouldn't be announced until tomorrow. 1.1429 0.06521 49 44 3 2
8198 I told you they would Ewenionize 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
8199 Evidently, the problem arises from the fact that we're wearing "you know who's" wool suits, and this has convinced them, that by so doing, each of us are "you know what" in their clothing. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
8200 As you can see, our new line of this costume makes Sebastian impossible to find here. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
8201 It’s Biblical. They’re wary of wolves in wool suits. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
8202 My old man wanted me to follow him into the sweater trade. But all I could think of was my next meal. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
8203 You promised you would bring a change of clothes! 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
8204 One of them must've gotten wise. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
8205 If ewes got a problem, we’ve got a problem. But I can tell you one thing: every goat counts. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
8206 I think they want you to sign the stimulus bill for the beef farmers. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
8207 Reparations include, 40 acres and 100 pair of mules, size 4. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
8208 None of these mail in votes are legal. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
8209 The boss just announced that he’s challenging the reported number of them that were counted to help him fall asleep last night. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
8210 So much for being the Wolfs of Wool Street. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
8211 I think it"s time to get some sheep's clothing 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
8212 We should probably go back to the old look in sheep's clothing! 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
8213 ... maybe go with polyester for your next suit. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
8214 I thought this might happen if we dressed in made from sleep clothing 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
8215 I don’t care what they think, The Wolf of Wall Street is still a great movie. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
8216 I don't think they'd buy the idea of herd immunity. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
8217 Don't worry. It's just a public relations problem. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
8218 Don’t let them pull the wool over your eyes! They are all wolves in sheep’s clothing. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
8219 So, can we agree, now, that we should have stuck with sheep's clothing? 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
8220 I don’t know about you but I’m against a recount. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
8221 They are demanding the right to organize. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
8222 Herd immunity won’t work! They need masks! 1.1429 0.06521 49 44 3 2
8223 We demand that you put on the costume and continue to mislead us! 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
8224 OK so ask them what is their bottom line 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
8225 Oh, not great. And how is your clothing company? 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
8226 I know our no good brother is in there somewhere 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
8227 Now I know why Trump lost 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
8228 I thought I told you polyester. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
8229 It may be time to move to Wall Street." 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
8230 They're all political appointees who losing their jobs with the change of administration. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
8231 Look, just tell them you were the one who made those bald patches on Bob, and we can be done with this whole thing. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
8232 Are they trying to lambaste us or pull the wool over our eyes?! 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
8233 The free socks for life idea failed, sir. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
8234 And I told you, eating the Union leader was not going to help get the labor strike resolved.... 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
8235 Am considering this skin but we have to buy more power time I didn't make enough change in the supreme court 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
8236 We need a few Black sheep. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
8237 I can’t get them what they wan’t for their wool. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
8238 It all started as an internet meme. 1.1429 0.05832 49 42 5 1
8239 Get the flock outta here 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
8240 I thought you said we bought a hen house. 1.1429 0.05832 49 42 5 1
8241 They were Biden voters, eh? That clinches it. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
8242 We could claim our cashmere suits are just meant for city wear. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
8243 They say they are losing confidence in your advocacy, Franklin. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
8244 They've had it 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
8245 You bought a polyester suit right? 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
8246 I thought you said we invested in sheep,not sheep dogs....seriously?! 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
8247 These clothes were your idea. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
8248 I’m afraid the jig is up, we should have gone with the shawl and babushka. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
8249 Make one of them Vice-president and the rest wool follow. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
8250 I told you we should have dressed in sheep 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
8251 One of us has to tell them. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
8252 Hey boss, we've got to do something ... they are threatening to file a wage and hour class action lawsuit. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
8253 I'm so happy to hear you you can shout 'I love you' to me but the homophone is making them very nervous. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
8254 I guess we should go back to wearing sheep’s clothing 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
8255 It’s about the clothing. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
8256 Tryin' to pull the wool over our eyes are ya? 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
8257 So much for the Wolf of Wall Street disguise! 1.1429 0.06521 49 44 3 2
8258 Let me guess. They found out they would never be wolves. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
8259 Notice how everybody is like "whoa ... hey ... what's up with all that?" And then, there's this one troublemaker. He knows who he is. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
8260 I think they're angry they didn't get the job 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
8261 They want the expression "a wolf in sheep's clothing" to be more gender specific. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
8262 hey do you still have that wool sweater you got for last Christmas? 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
8263 They're raising their forefeet to say, 'Me, too'. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
8264 Getting dinner was so much simpler before they unionized. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
8265 They won't settle—they're taking legal action if you don't return their clothes. 1.1429 0.06521 49 44 3 2
8266 It might be time for a change of wardrobe. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
8267 I thought the wool blend suits would “sheepin” the look. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
8268 They just found out that Trump raised their taxes too 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
8269 These camouflage uniforms will do the trick. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
8270 Oh great! What did you let slip about 'that farm upstate?' 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
8271 We've run out of masks for the sheep for mutton rally 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
8272 Oops, Do you think they realized: the brave ends when the coward wants? 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
8273 Sir, I have a feeling they figured out our democracy is fake. 1.1429 0.06521 49 44 3 2
8274 We convinced them it’s their constitutional right to be braised. Now they’re demanding they be grilled.” - freedom of choice in these pastures 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
8275 These sheep have serious anger management issues 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
8276 They want a raise! They want a raise! You know it was easier when we just used to eat them. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
8277 My God Phil, how MANY did you fall asleep with? 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
8278 Look, all I'm saying is cultural appropriation isn't comfortable either. Just wear the damn polystyrene suit! 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
8279 I thought you said we were only blowing down pigs’ houses 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
8280 We don't count the black ones, Paul. 1.1429 0.06521 49 44 3 2
8281 I think I speak for my followers when I say that we’re all quite upset with these working conditions aption 1.1429 0.06521 49 44 3 2
8282 Sir. This is what happens when you cage people’s children ... 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
8283 What could go wrong if we keep pushing the “they stole the election” thing - 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
8284 I'm beginning to suspect we may have herded the wrong sheep. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
8285 The sheep are finally woke 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
8286 We only have one set of sheep’s clothing left, figure it out amongst yourselves 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
8287 TO COUNT OR NOT TO COUNT, THIS IS THE QUESTION 1.1429 0.06521 49 44 3 2
8288 Will you tell them or will I? 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
8289 They're sheep. As if they'll ever know. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
8290 Do you think we can make wool a pre-existing condition!? 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
8291 Well, now what? 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
8292 We can’t count them all...how’s Texas doing? 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
8293 Biden, you sail the sheep. #mynewyorkcaption 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
8294 Sir, it looks like we are outnumbered. It’s been an honour serving with ewe. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
8295 Althogh they dont like me now I dont wanna switch with you ! 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
8296 They finally realized we’re capitalists 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
8297 You’re telling me #baaaaaga isn’t working anymore? 1.1429 0.06521 49 44 3 2
8298 I told you they'll be demanding the coat soon. Watch now! 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
8299 Just don't look, they'll go away. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
8300 It turns out quarantine has made #CancelAesop forums go viral... 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
8301 Democrats! 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
8302 They're deciding whether to go to a seaside cliff or canyon gorge. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
8303 What do you want to do with all the wool now? 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
8304 Ewe got anymore bright ideas? 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
8305 Well, the pollsters did say the Baa Wall might come back stronger this year. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
8306 We can still eat them by a lot. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
8307 Just don't tell them the 'cheap clothes' joke anymore. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
8308 I’m just not sure any of them could pass as a sheep in wolf’s clothing 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
8309 It’s sheer madness out here 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
8310 Vlad, can you make them go away? 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
8311 Apparently it’s not all ewe can eat... 1.1429 0.06521 49 44 3 2
8312 The flock says they refuse to share their antibaaaadies with you. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
8313 Ok, here's the thing; the broads say the collie nipped above the knee. They're threatening to go to the farmer 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
8314 ‘I don’t believe we need a recount but the President is insisting’ 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
8315 They believe your story about counting irregularities, and bought that bit about you being a vegetarian, but seem really outraged that our jackets are a synthetic blend. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
8316 I think we have to go back to wearing the Sheep’s Clothing again... 1.1429 0.06521 49 44 3 2
8317 I don't see the herd mentality here 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
8318 Trump's sheeple are not sure where to turn... 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
8319 Now they are saying they resent being eaten. There is no pleasing some people. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
8320 Who can we get to sing “Mary Had A Little Lamb”? 1.1429 0.06521 49 44 3 2
8321 I really don’t know why we didn’t go with the wool suits Jack? 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
8322 Look. We have to come up with something quick, the sheep are congregating. @newyorkercartoons 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
8323 I think we may be wearing the wrong type of wool suit... 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
8324 You're siding with them? Ewe sonuvabitch! 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
8325 Remember Phil, only legal sheep will be counted, illegal sheep will not be counted 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
8326 Sir, you just need to apologize for appropriating their wool and then we can golf. @ryguyflyby 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
8327 I think they found out lamb fries is on tonight’s menu. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
8328 It's a 'We The Sheeple' protest. They want every Friday off. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
8329 Something something about the 1% 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
8330 I told them I would answer the question after the election. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
8331 They just want their voice herd. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
8332 Well, you've lost the popular vote by a huge margin, but don't worry, we'll try to get the the courts to make sure you win the Electoral vote. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
8333 They said they've voted and they want us to leave the pasture. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
8334 Let’s try explaining trickle-down economics again. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
8335 Well Joe, I might accept this defeat as long as you don't change any of the material conditions that made these people angry. Wanna play golf? 1.1429 0.06521 49 44 3 2
8336 Election2020 in a nutshell 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
8337 Well, we might as well be hanged for a sheep as a lamb... 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
8338 So... the little boy who lives down the lane is behind on payments and they're looking to collect. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
8339 Do you think we’re stupid? Do you think we’re fools?? 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
8340 Excuse me, sir, this is a Wendy’s... 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
8341 Don’t turn around, Shaun doesn’t think he has everyone convinced 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
8342 The angry sheep have started thier revolution! Wolf 1: we could eat a few, that should scare them. Wolf 2: your on your own. I just started my keno diet, no sheep for at least 6 days. Wolf 1: "sigh" so much for losing my pandemic pounds..... 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
8343 I guess they really did stand by... 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
8344 Don't worry! Call it "democratic innovation" and they'll get along again just fine! 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
8345 I told them we need more diversity. I don’t see any sheep of color 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
8346 They’re asking about Her Emails 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
8347 That’s a lot more than “one each” 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
8348 We’re here for the shearholder meeting 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
8349 Wolf in sheep's clothing? I think we missed that memo.... 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
8350 Instead of hiding in sheep’s clothing like we have for decades, how about this time we just tell them not to be sheep 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
8351 They can never know that I’m actually a vegetarian 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
8352 It’s fine, we have the same electoral votes 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
8353 Yes sir, they’re mad because we haven’t successfully ended democracy. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
8354 Someone write a strongly worded letter! 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
8355 So the boy just never cried...now what? 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
8356 They’re all angry we lost, what should we tell them??” “Voter Fraud. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
8357 The sheep were looking for retribution from the wolves of Wall Street who shorted their count of sheep 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
8358 Holy Sheep, what happened at last night? Trouble going to sleep? 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
8359 Just tell them we're getting a second term anyway. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
8360 I told you heard immunity was never an option! 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
8361 I think they managed to pull the wool off of their eyes 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
8362 So, I'll contact you if I select you as part-time sheep dog assistant. You said your e-mail is wolfblitzer@cnn.com? 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
8363 Wow! We've been left Incharge, Again!?!" J K Fuller. Genoa, NV 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
8364 I still think NOT putting his wool to good use would have been more disrespectful. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
8365 Hey, they're all stand-up guys. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
8366 Bari, I think it’s time for us to leave” “James, there’s no place left to go 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
8367 Maybe next time we should wear polyester suits. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
8368 They eventually got to the mutton, only to realise that their joke was a little tasteless. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
8369 Look at all dem silly wolves. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
8370 Your sheep are nothing but an angry mob and unable to assimilate into society. 1.1400 0.06395 50 45 3 2
8371 So, wrong field. Where are the half that like us again? 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
8372 They’re saying we can’t call the election until all the early baa’s in Pennsylvania have been counted 1.1400 0.06395 50 45 3 2
8373 How about we tell them we're from the government and we are here to help them! 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
8374 They fired the Sheppard and are saying we are really sheep in wolf's clothing. 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
8375 I know it's Autumn, but a shearling collar?? 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
8376 US election. 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
8377 Hmmm. Maybe we shouldn't have nixed the Electoral College thingie!! 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
8378 Just say you’re against eating sheep. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
8379 I think that they want us to get our old clothes back. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
8380 Do you think it would help if one of us was a fox? 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
8381 Do you think they are really one of us in sheep’s clothing? 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
8382 Maybe it’s the tuxedo. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
8383 You just need to put your cross here. I promise, you won‘t become a sheep. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
8384 In order to share the gains evenly we’re going to need you all to count one another. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
8385 what kinda naruto shit is this 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
8386 We haven't even done anything yet, the news just told them we were going to eat them... 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
8387 They don't like your wool suit...something about a wolf in sheep's clothing. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
8388 I guess they’re no longer buying our campaign messaging. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
8389 What if we try dressing like them? 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
8390 Did I not clearly tell you ‘chic’ clothing? 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
8391 As your attorney, I’d suggest making a plea deal regarding the last 5 sheep and hope for the best. 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
8392 They want free shipping. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
8393 We said get off our land and if you don't your gonna have sheep hoof in your um I--let me think about that,on second thought never mind 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
8394 I don't think they are wolves. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
8395 Your veganism has not gone unnoticed. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
8396 No, Mike, the party isn’t as amiable as it was before we were voted out of office.” 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
8397 Looks like we'll be using our health insurance we've been paying for all these years. And I hope you have the name of that criminal lawyer? We'll need them too 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
8398 If you just don't engage, they'll stop caring. 1.1304 0.06673 46 42 2 2
8399 They're unimpressed by your collective bargaining credentials. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
8400 I told you we shouldn't have taken this customer service gig. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
8401 Someone found out that the Sheep-eating Wolf party lived up to its promise. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
8402 It may look like trouble , but it looks like we got them herded together and they are not wearing blue wool . 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
8403 You’ll figure it out, Harry. You just can’t pull the wool over that many eyes at one time. 1.1304 0.05020 46 39 6 0
8404 We may have over dressed a bit. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
8405 See Wolf it's like this, I told them you need to drink this kool aide and they just got mad. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
8406 They don't want to grow their coats out to six feet. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
8407 We can always use them as sleeping aids! 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
8408 A press conference at a landscaping company! Who did you think does the landscaping? 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
8409 I think we've lost the election. Gotta go! 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
8410 Once you go black sheep you know you can't go back. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
8411 I think they resent having to wear sheeps’ clothing while we get to wear these keen suits. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
8412 Looks like they’re not too keen to give us some of their clothing 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
8413 Yes, we've both done well. But we didn't get to be gentlemen farmers to let it end like this. 1.1304 0.03273 46 41 5 0
8414 No, I assure you, all noses are pointing in the same direction. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
8415 C'mon--they're playing us. Those wool coats came from Walmart. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
8416 I’ll keep them distracted. You go change clothing. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
8417 I told you worsted was a bad idea. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
8418 A million irate ewes"? No, I said "Let's have a meal on high-rate chews. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
8419 I thought the expression was: "A Wolf in Sheep's clothing." 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
8420 I knew we should have been in sheep's clothing... 1.1304 0.06673 46 42 2 2
8421 Are you trying to ignore their strategy of wearing the costumes, outnumbering us and hoping that we give Covid to each other ? 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
8422 I hesitate to say this, but I think we're outnumbered. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
8423 Maybe they’d feel bother if we were in sheep’s clothing. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
8424 How many times do I have to tell you, 'It's wolves in sheep's clothing!' 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
8425 They have “mutton” to be unhappy about and we can always pull the wool over their eyes!!! 1.1304 0.06673 46 42 2 2
8426 I know I said not to worry if they followed along, but now, I guess, they'll have to be eaten. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
8427 s"Something tells me it's not a popular decision. Do we really need to bite off more than we can chew?" 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
8428 Now that we I have gotten so many people to sheepishly support us, what do we do? Can we pull the wool over their eyes twice? 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
8429 Sorry, my sheep's clothing is at the dry cleaners. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
8430 This is sheep's clothing! The suit is made from the finest sheep's wool. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
8431 They found out we pay the rams more. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
8432 They resent your inference-unruly. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
8433 No, I would never tell you to get the flock out of here... 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
8434 Not buying 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
8435 Don't know about ewe Frank but perhaps these fools need to travel and get cultured next quarter. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
8436 How many sheep will he need to recount this time before this can be layed to rest? 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
8437 Cotton would’ve been a better choice 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
8438 That’s a lot of night’s out in sheep’s clothing!!! 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
8439 I'd say Yes to minis and high heels, but No to mascara eyelashes. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
8440 - Well, I think you're going grazy. Just like me. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
8441 Concedes in private, while flock wonders if he’s threatening him still. Gina Ramos 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
8442 The want a voice in our decisions 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
8443 I think Mohair suits might have been a bad idea. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
8444 These sheep are frauds. I demand a recount. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
8445 Hmmm; I guess these wool suits don’t count as sheep’s clothing. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
8446 I think they prefer you in gabardine. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
8447 They seem a little unhappy with our wardrobe. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
8448 But I don’t want to count sheep in my sleep. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
8449 Now they think we're the government. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
8450 Tell them we've uncovered fraud at the farmhouse; and that we're collecting money to protect them from being eaten 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
8451 I know, I know, now FOX is the sheep! 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
8452 What are you going to do about it Mr. Biden? 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
8453 Well, the counting sheep last night Was over the 270 mark! 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
8454 We just want to ensure that every legal vote is counted. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
8455 I feel so sheepish. They're trying to pull the wool over my eyes. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
8456 They're so jealous! I still can't believe we got them all to wear sheep's clothing, while we're wearing our executives' suits! 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
8457 I don’t think they’re buying the “voter fraud” thing. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
8458 What are they going to do "Baa" us to death? Fuck 'em. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
8459 These unregistered fraudulent sheep arrived after sunset, so I demand a recount! 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
8460 We may have to re-think the "Sheep in Wolf's Clothing" line 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
8461 Richard....Our political campaign is backfiring... 1.1304 0.05020 46 39 6 0
8462 I'd recognize our guys anywhere.https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5fa5ccc93f5e6c06f138e98b/master/w_580,c_limit/201116_a24586_733.jpg 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
8463 All right, yes, it was my idea: A casting call for one sheep. « Meet two studio executives in a lonely field. «  A few sheep show up and we eat them. So now it’s your turn for an idea, smart guy. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
8464 They became pro-wolf when I slapped that tariff on Chinese lanolin. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
8465 If we team up they won't get any one of us. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
8466 None of that tacky sheep's clothing nonsense for me. I'm sticking with Ralph Lauren. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
8467 They've hired me to file a class action lawsuit against you for the many times you culturally appropriated sheep's clothing. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
8468 Maybe a wool suit is not what "sheep's clothing" means after all. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
8469 When you're a predator, you can do whatever you like...grab 'em by the pussy... 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
8470 You can't treat us like a bunch of sheeple. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
8471 I told you there'd be blowback for dressing as wolves. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
8472 We can’t be blamed for some one stealing the next week’s election results? 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
8473 I'm thinking wool is sooo over this fall. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
8474 I've had complaints about your cross-dressing, and while I support your choices, I have to agree that it doesn't qualify as cultural appreciation. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
8475 I think they aren't buying the 10 sheep compromise. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
8476 I think we may have a problem here Dr. Lecter... 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
8477 Maybe they don't trust you because of the inverted sheepskin jacket. As your lawyer, I suggest you wear a plain wool suit at your next meeting with them. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
8478 its your suit man i told you. you look so fuckin baller in that thing and it makes everyone mad. they want what they cant have king. 1.1304 0.06673 46 42 2 2
8479 Day one! I told you to never wear a woolen suit to the office and see what you've done now?!? 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
8480 I told you we should have stayed in our other clothing. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
8481 They want to know why we’re wearing suits. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
8482 Veganism just isn't for me, bro." 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
8483 So, our former clients are claiming material misrepresentation and cultural appropriation. What can you tell me about this, Jeff? 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
8484 Diane 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
8485 Fred, I don't see even one volunteer. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
8486 Looks like we're not fooling anyone! 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
8487 You can count on them. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
8488 « Their votes matter. We need to do a recount » 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
8489 The emperor has no electoral votes 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
8490 Here's the new batch of independently thinking users for Parler sir. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
8491 Eating them was one thing, but did we really need to wear the wool suits to this? 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
8492 When the sheep he'a'rd. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
8493 They are demanding a bigger share of the shear 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
8494 Apparently it’s called “reverse psychology.” 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
8495 November 4, 2020: Excuse me Mr. President, it appears they’ve realized the pandemic is real. 1.1304 0.06673 46 42 2 2
8496 You told it like it was. It isn’t that anymore, sir. 1.1304 0.06673 46 42 2 2
8497 « I think they’re trying to figure out which one of us had their aunt Marge for dinner last night, and THEN they’ll decide what to do with the other one. » 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
8498 When the sheep have been counted AND they have spoken. Good night and good bye 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
8499 : Find the black sheep! 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
8500 We have a problem. They somehow managed to remove the wool from over their eyes, sir. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
8501 Ok so we at least need to start building the fence that keeps the other sheep out, it’s been 4 years, the election is coming up, we’ve barely even done repairs. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
8502 Uh, sir. We avoided the landslide, but there's an avalanche coming. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
8503 Where do they get their news? 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
8504 the mob threatening our power, time to sacrifice the big scapegoat. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
8505 Been this way since Kamala got elected. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
8506 There’s no way to win this one Donnie. Every one of them is the GOAT. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
8507 I tried, and failed. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
8508 Now that we've become domesticated and have graduated to consuming vegan burgers, they're worried about population control. first world problemssss 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
8509 Maybe if we count all these sheep we can try to sleep off the whole world we destroyed the last four years 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
8510 The deal is, I’ve convinced them YOU were behind the ‘population control’ initiative. Your sacrifice insures the pack’s continued survival. 1.1304 0.06673 46 42 2 2
8511 I think we got the impostor thing right this time. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
8512 The Wolves of WoolStreet 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
8513 we could always eat them 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
8514 We’re not doing this anymore 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
8515 Should we tell them now? 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
8516 Think we should stay? 1.1304 0.06673 46 42 2 2
8517 ´So they noticed... ´ ´ahh sheep!’ said the fox. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
8518 And you put cookies in the staff room, right? 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
8519 How accurately do you think they can count ballots? 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
8520 Stand by folks! 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
8521 How did they recognize us? The tag said ‘100% wool.’” #wolfinsheepsclothin 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
8522 Oh don’t mind them, Joe and Kamala took their jobs now that Americans can get a good nights rest. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
8523 This herd isn’t taking orders anymore.Should we call Mr.Donald J Duck 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
8524 Telling them the grass is greener here was sheep marketing 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
8525 I told you, the grass isn’t greener on the purple states. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
8526 I told you to get some SHEEP suits, they know it’s us Eddie”... Eddie: “but these were on sale 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
8527 I thought they wanted more diverse managers 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
8528 They said they’re tired of us calling them ‘sheeple’. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
8529 I'm going to say make America great again. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
8530 They look like the sheep of our pasture but they don't act like it. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
8531 I'd say the ewes have had it. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
8532 They won't share clothes with me 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
8533 “You take the ones in front, I’ll take the ones in black." 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
8534 Bespoke might have been better than off the rack. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
8535 This is what you get for calling Arizona against me, Rupert. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
8536 And then I told them the whole thing was rigged hahaha!... your not laughing 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
8537 I’m sorry you missed the memo Barry, we’ve gone vegan - and it’s your turn to cook 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
8538 Apparently there’s a rumor that we’re wearing synthetic fibers. 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
8539 Wolf 1 - "Its hard to pick out a victim, they all look so alike". Wolf 2 -"I hear you brother!" 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
8540 All right- who invited these baaaaaaad boys? Was it ewe? 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
8541 Got any ideas about the plan to sneak up to deceive and devour? 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
8542 You were to negotiate to Yes! 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
8543 Perspective Wolf 1 (right) - why they so angry ? Wolf 2(left) - I don't know, humm..maybe they don't wear suits? Wolf 1(right) - yeah...who cares 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
8544 I don't know why they're mad we didn't put them in a pen. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
8545 I warned Boss our "polyester is good" messaging needs fine tuning. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
8546 Nest time wear a polyester suit. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
8547 More trouble with Sheep Labor Council Local 51, I see. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
8548 Don't they know about "work from home"? 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
8549 They are ready for The Donald, Chief. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
8550 How many can you eat? 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
8551 Let's just 'em these are a polyester blend, not wool. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
8552 All I had to do was get one to say, 'Let's build a wall to keep out corporate agriculture.' Let's eat! 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
8553 I know that I'm a CFO, but when I start counting them I fall asleep. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
8554 "No way are they going to agree to a recount." 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
8555 For the first time, I feel like the endangered one. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
8556 So when they say no to the insurance, you move in for the kill. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
8557 Aye yo,where my brother at fool. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
8558 I'll take the one in front and leave the rest for you. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
8559 it's his tweet - "Stop counting sheep" 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
8560 Sheep: Did they really think they could take us on? What a sheep shot... Wolves: Why are we always called the ‘Big Bad Wolf’? Wool you take a look at this lot. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
8561 I told you Bob they wouldn't take it as a compliment if you told them your suit is made out of wool 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
8562 ''My clients are standing by their rights, no more than one sheep per week!'' 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
8563 Brilliant strategy, lets start from the beginning again... 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
8564 Is it really this black & white? 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
8565 You go left, I’ll go right, and we’ll hunt ourselves a feast for tonight 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
8566 Their rep says abiding may be fine for The Dude, but they need some excitement. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
8567 'and that government for the wolves, by the wolves, of the wolves shall not perish from the sheepland' 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
8568 What "mail in ballots" are they bleating about? 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
8569 Are you ready for the taste test? 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
8570 Well somone is going to have to tell the sheep how elections work. 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
8571 Ready to trim to stock Mr.Fox's wardrobe 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
8572 I'm feeling the usual projection, are you? 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
8573 No one likes the wolf who cried sheep. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
8574 I convinced it's my vision not my character. 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
8575 When you shop for clothes online, you've got to be careful that you don't order a multi-pack. 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
8576 How do we deal with so many wolves in sheep 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
8577 Instead of counting sheep, they suggested sheep standing up. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
8578 Maybe we should back off and come back in eepsshay othingclay. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
8579 Let's face it, Joe, we've got to wear the "White Sheep" trappings to win them back. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
8580 Technically, they're right. A wolf in a sharkskin suit is still a wolf in sheep's clothing. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
8581 They figured out that none of them are actually sheep, so I offered a discount towards our Grandma Riding Hood line. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8582 I knew they'd be jealous of these suits. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8583 Mindless. They think there's a ewe in team. 1.1136 0.02751 44 40 4 0
8584 But there's nothing false about our profits. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8585 Yeah, "Wolf in Wall St.clothing" doesn't seem to work either. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8586 Just tell them that from now on we will work for them. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8587 I'm starting to think they aren't falling for the suits. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8588 You sure about the flashmob plan? 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
8589 Honestly, I thought your redemption arc would have played better. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8590 I guess the Gucci's don't hide the coming fleecing 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8591 They're not happy about the sign 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8592 Now sheeping... 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8593 I think we should put on their clothing. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8594 Lachlan, It's beyond time to change our timor and tone." -Susan DeVico Northern California 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8595 The sheeple have spoken. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8596 Think we got the wrong sort of pure wool suit! 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
8597 Didn't realize taking just a couple of them out for lunch was such a big deal! 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8598 They think they can win with the shear force of wool. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
8599 People? You mean sheeple! They can’ even stand on two le... 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8600 Whelp - they voted for you. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8601 Uh, wardrobe malfunction. They got them on but they can't get them off! 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
8602 I’m not sure they like us relying on herd immunity. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8603 You want to find the wolf in sheep's clothing but don't know where to begin? Ask Biden, his handlers figured it out. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8604 I want to dialogue with them but all I hear is, “baa-baa-baa.” 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
8605 They say, there is safety in numbers 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8606 They claim they are a majority...let's ask for a recount... 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8607 How much coke did we do last night? We must of done something to piss off these sheep - oh... Now I remember. We ate like six of them, made suits out of the dead, and peed everywhere. Oh well. Just another crazy night for the Wolves of Wall Street! 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
8608 50,000,000 Fenrir fans can't be wrong! 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
8609 I think we're overdressed. Bbn 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8610 the strike of the sheep 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8611 As far as I'm concerned the 'wolves in men's clothing' clause is non-negotiable. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8612 They called Kalfus & Bo Peep. Apparently, they mean business. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
8613 I warned you not to cry, "Sheep!" 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8614 It's ironic, but they have a beef about something. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8615 No wonder that you couldn't get to sleep. You were counting lambs. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
8616 He’s in the 2nd to last row , 4 in from the left. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8617 Don’t be fooled...they’re chickens in sheep’s clothing, hoping to get herd immunity. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8618 And you were worried about the financial viability of our anger management seminar ? 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
8619 Maybe they are wolves in sheep's clothing? Then it's OK!! 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
8620 They ARE sheep! 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8621 There is still counting to do for your impending nightmare 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8622 They’re demanding a piece of the deal with Acme Diploma. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
8623 Next time, lose the suit. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8624 There’s nothing sheepish about them, once they are on to you! 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
8625 These sheep are woolves 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
8626 Whatever you do, don't start counting them! 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
8627 They all claim you pulled the wool over their eyes. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
8628 I don’t know what to say—I thought Republicans dressed like this. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8629 Let's tell them he won. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
8630 What time should we sheep out? 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
8631 Steal the show? 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
8632 Mike, look how they line up. We haven't had a problem with a single Republican member of Congress yet, and it's not gonna start now. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8633 I don't care if it won by a lambslide. Tell them we ran "We the Sheeple" by a focus group and it isn't going to work. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8634 No,Bob,I sure I didn’t say cheap clothing! 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8635 Did you try telling them that the border collie wants to take their shears? 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8636 I think we should get another wool bailout. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
8637 They’re demanding full transparency of Human Resources activities. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8638 They're not buying the parable of the ninety-and-nine. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8639 …maybe if we convince them that we're sheep in wolves' clothing, we could do this… 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8640 A wolf in cheap clothing! 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8641 I still think this election is contestable. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
8642 They will believe what they say if we say it often enough. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
8643 They may not like me putting you in charge but it’s really no worse than several of Trump’s cabinet appointments. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
8644 They simply insist that you keep on working. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
8645 In retrospect, "razes for everyone" was a poor campaign slogan. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8646 I think they are all saying there is no fraud here... 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8647 Still think the wool suits were a good idea? 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8648 Big Bad, the sheep say you ate Chuck the other day. One more and they walk. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
8649 How about calling it a draw? 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8650 So you're telling me they all just read Fountainhead and absolutely loved it..? 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
8651 Sheep's clothing? I thought you said chic clothing. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8652 That's odd. I thought they'd appreciate the fact that we're wearing wool blend suits. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8653 It's time to stand up ! 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
8654 As the shepherd said... 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8655 It’s Wall Street, baby, I can’t keep wearing their clothing. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8656 They've filed an anti-trust suit against us. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8657 It's something about "Me Too", and Bah, Bah, Bah. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8658 We're winning big. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
8659 Something tells me they know about the hostile takeover. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
8660 I think we've taken our outré fashion a little too afar afield. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
8661 I'm scared.....I'm really really scared. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8662 Looks like a tough crowd. Maybe start by telling them a little bit about ewe. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8663 I told you Truth is the mortal enemy of the Big Lie and by extension the greatest enemy of the State, but you just had to open your big mouth. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
8664 Blue suit. I said blue suit. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
8665 You think none of us are wearing sheeps' clothing? 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
8666 I thought you focus-grouped that policy 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
8667 I don't think we'll get paid much for this one. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8668 I thought he said "Sleek Clothing. " 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8669 Damn that Me Ewe Movement. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8670 The other wolves want to know why they have to wear sheeps' clothing - they say their liberties are being infringed upon... 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
8671 I guess it’s time for their handout again. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
8672 >>>The suit's not working. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8673 On the count of three, say moo! 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
8674 It was your idea to raise their taxes, Harold! 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8675 They're not buying the cisgender thing , Larry. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
8676 I miss the good old days before they unionized and things got so formal. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
8677 Wouldn't ewe know it, they call themselves "wolves in sheep's clothing" and then wear bespoke, Savile Row suits while we're out here wondering if our unemployment benefits are going to expire in December 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8678 Uh,oh. Let's tell them we're sheep in wolves clothing. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
8679 I don't need a new coat. Do you? 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8680 It is hard to pull the wool over this many angry sheep. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8681 We are voting you out of the flock. Your costumes didn’t fool us. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
8682 Apparently,Fox News has already called Arizona for Biden 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8683 Once we figure out who it is, we can turn this into one of those internet games. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8684 They want to unify the country. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
8685 I may have to divest my sheepskin shares. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
8686 They say you culturally appropriated something? 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
8687 Maybe we should rethink this mask thing 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8688 Yeah, they're upset. I bought the herd posing as the editor of Simply Vagan. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
8689 Maybe the clothing shop salesman wasn't being straight with us 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8690 . . .and then she told me that I waste too much time - can you imagine? 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8691 Shear audacity! They’ve filed a complaint to OSHA for safe workplace violations. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
8692 Their first demand is we stop wearing sheep's clothing. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
8693 I'm afraid the court will consider them a viable class. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8694 they don't like it when you call them sheep in a derogatory manner. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8695 Alright, already,it's not sheep's clothing. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8696 I told you they’d be pissed we wore their clothes 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8697 They're not buying the union steward bit, Frank. We gotta try something else. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
8698 Going on "Undercover Boss" made you look like a wolf in sheep's clothing. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8699 They prefer when we wear their clothing. Josh G, Reno NV. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
8700 We told them we took lamb chops off the menu. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8701 This union will not admit to collective bargaining. Discuss it. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
8702 I’m not sure, Bob. I’d count them, but you know how much they hate that. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8703 I think it's because our new suits are cotton and polyester. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
8704 Is this about our wool suits? 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8705 Wolf 1:We need to arrest the sheep. Wolf 2:Why? Wolf 1:Don't you know, I'm hungry. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8706 We can't eat them all, so you might as well give them a raise. 1.1136 0.06676 44 41 1 2
8707 Let’s see if you can get them to stand 6 feet apart. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8708 They heard about the Alpaca Appreciation Day at the South American office 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8709 Stay calm and abort the stage. It's the "Eat the Wolves" Movement 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8710 We forgot our sheep’s clothing... 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8711 Do you think they’ll follow me into prison as well? 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8712 What do we do, they might come for us 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8713 How about a pizza party 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8714 The flock is seriously angry! Causally turn around and run 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8715 They're sick of being counted by the children of undocumented immigrants 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8716 We need to recount the baaaaalotts! 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8717 Open the door and see all the sheeple!! 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8718 Wolf to wolf: I knew we'd miss the mark dressing up as wall street for halloween, now we'll never earn our sheep skin 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8719 It's "wolf in sheep’s clothing", not "pure new wool" 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8720 Make America loveable again 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
8721 Perhaps now we should listen to the opinions of sheep? 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
8722 Me Too? Me Ewe! 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8723 This is us 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8724 Well we were only able to pull the wool over their eyes until it was sheared 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8725 Ok. This time we may face with some resistance. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8726 Corporate dogs. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8727 I thought we quashed that whole collective bah-gaining initiative with the pizza parties. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8728 Their Union is saying wearing white after Labor Day is baaaaloney 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8729 Do you think they can tell that these are 30% polyester? 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8730 - I suppose you've exhausted the whole "The Lord Is my German Shepherd argument." 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8731 we can always call it a conspiracy 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
8732 Sheep lives matter! #blacklivesmatter 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8733 Do you think they herd me? 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
8734 You think someone told them the truth about the masks? 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8735 What are my options here? Lawsuits? 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8736 let’s count sheep so we can’t ever fall asleep! 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8737 We should have stuck with sheep’s clothing” (even though I’m pretty sure these are collies! 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8738 You'd better turn this around, sir. We both know there aren't nearly enough independent thinkers to win you this election. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8739 Now we just have to pretend that we’re from different parties, so they fight among them 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
8740 « It must have become stronger to follow than drive » 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8741 They’re asking for a ‘Clarice’ but she’s in a belly somewhere, if you know what I mean 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8742 They’re tired of being called “sheep who blindly follow us.” 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8743 I think they want their clothes back sir. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8744 It must be a sheeple thing 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8745 Wait...what? It really was all about him? 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
8746 I’d say I feel out numbered, but the 1% has all the power these days 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
8747 Now that they’re all on our side of the fence, what do we do??? 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8748 operation destroy chicken coup commences tomorrow at noon 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
8749 They're not too happy with you as Union Leader, are they? 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8750 I know Ms. Fox said multiplication would be important in real life but I never thought it would be THIS important. We missed health class on the WRONG day. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8751 Everyone on zoom watching Jeffrey Toobin while he thought his camera was off 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
8752 I don’t think they’re buying that were just wearing different clothing. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8753 They just realized they are going like sheep to the slaughter and they are not happy with it 1.1136 0.06676 44 41 1 2
8754 Well they all might be sheep. But that doesn't mean they would always tolerate our creep. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8755 Who's going to tell them that with the new faux lamb meat R&D is working on, they're all redundant? 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
8756 I thought you said that pre-existing conditions would be covered. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8757 NO, we can’t just pull the wool over their eyes Bill, dammit take this seriously, they say you’ve killed 8 of them. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
8758 Just tell them its nothing personal! 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8759 Seriously, they want health benefit? 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
8760 Sheep vs Wolf Charges: Impersonating a Sheep 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
8761 I am just gop-smack with hunger. If I go down, they come with me. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
8762 They’ll believe anything! 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
8763 No...No...No. Just tell them itmainID,SubresourceUniqueRedirectsTo.toDomainID 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
8764 Being a wold in sheep's clothing apparently isn't as going to swing the vote. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
8765 When we bought suits and took off the sheep's clothing, I thought the sheep might get angry. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
8766 Our negotiations our deadlocked. They want to take mutton off the table. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
8767 Hey! I clearly told them: Amazon wanted their souls—not their goals. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
8768 Mr. Wolf, I am here to advise that its not going to be all Reynard, Reynard, Reynard 24/7...and that here, '"you" is spelled "e-w-e"! 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
8769 They're calling for a recount—in broad daylight! 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
8770 Mike: No,Bill,he’s locked himself in the Oval Office and is refusing to come out. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
8771 I told you a sheep in wolf's clothing wouldn't fly with these guys. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
8772 Um, about that wool suit of yours: the sheep have something to say. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
8773 Liberty University Flock Watching by Jerry Falwell Jr. & partner 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
8774 I'm 100% cotton but I believe you're wearing wool. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
8775 Don't use "sheeple" when you're the one in people-clothes. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
8776 If I can just dress up like one, maybe I can calm them down. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
8777 Apparently cross dressing as a sheep is no longer acceptable! 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
8778 Back to the ole drawing board. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
8779 I think we have to reconsider Sharholder value 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
8780 Bill, we need a timekeeper at the next business eating. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
8781 It’s too bad we don’t feel sheepish. Don’t worry, we’ll fool them again. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
8782 Bhaaaa-d businessmen 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
8783 They want to were is DiCaprio. 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
8784 The flock has been Delivered! 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
8785 Obviously you misread the directions. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
8786 Check for the illegal coats. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
8787 Maybe we should ditch the wool suits. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
8788 My advise to you Red,is return their knitting needles as soon as possible. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
8789 I think the sheep skin was a better disguise than this suit. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
8790 You have two choices. Boss. 1) You agree to their demands.. and stop eating their young, or 2) They wear your wolf's skin over their sheep's clothing. No tie required. 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
8791 MZvetina "Maybe they just think we're lawyers." 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
8792 Remember, when you're surrounded by sheep knit a wool sweater. 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
8793 I love having extra sheep,but we don`t have enough ingredients for the sheep dip! 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
8794 Mr. Fox president, I respect your want to eat all sheep but we’re outnumbered sir 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
8795 Biiiiiiiiden! Baaaaaiiiiiden! Biiiiiiiiiiden! 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
8796 You choose first! 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
8797 Let's go and put on our white suits, these guys hate black wool. 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
8798 A true depiction of representation in this country. 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
8799 Frank, I think they recognize us outside of our sheep’s clothing. 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
8800 https://micmacplanet.files.wordpress.com/2020/11/1f35cffc-ce4e-48f4-9e7c-e831ee24203e.jpeg 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
8801 Maybe we should have tried their clothing. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
8802 I think the workers are unionizing. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8803 I learned a long time ago to stay out of cat-fights. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8804 We can just tell them it was the other guy’s fault. They’ll believe it. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
8805 I could've sworn the invite said "black tie". 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
8806 I propose a hostile takeover of this flock 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
8807 They don't believe your from the government and your here to help. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8808 No, just a straight cup of coffee, thanks 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8809 These wool suits don't seem to be the answer ... 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8810 somehow they've heard about the whole climate change issue, and they're loathe to move to the "meat industry"... 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8811 Fredericks, what have I told you about wearing your wool jacket to work? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8812 Maybe you shouldn't have bought that polyester suit. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8813 I guess they want their clothes back.” 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8814 Just don't look to hard cant have you sleeping on the job. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
8815 Maybe we should just go back to sheep's clothing. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8816 You were trying to slip one over your head? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8817 I'm not sure these Democrats are going to take things lying down anymore. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8818 Sheep's clothing is so last year, and they know it. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8819 All things considered, I wish we'd gone with sheep's clothing instead of Hugo Boss. 1.0976 0.04692 41 36 4 0
8820 1. I think they are ready for fleecing. 2. Shear, fleece, or graze? 3. Do not be jealous - they all in the past. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
8821 Brah, hit-’em with a little fence/predator rhetoric and then let’s grab some soosh. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8822 Sheep in wolf's clothing aren't getting much love. Let's go to Wall Street. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8823 I thought you said these suits would be made from synthetic materials 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8824 If you stand there sheepishly, perhaps they'll forget you're one of the wolves 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
8825 I'm not sure I like all these wooly outfits... 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8826 Your cousin Waldo shouldn't be too hard to find I think... 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8827 Forget the wool. Polyester is the way to go. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8828 Biden you took off your sheep's clothing too soon. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
8829 They are ready to start jumping over the fence for you! Just say fraud! 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8830 No more divide and conquer. What time does Air force one arrive to get us out of here? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8831 Obviously a serious case of voter fraud. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8832 I said we needed herd immunity not herd impunity. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
8833 As far as I'm concerned, he was a bunch of sheep. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8834 if only those were Trump Supporters. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
8835 -"I thought you said these were wool suits." -"Wool blend." 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8836 A warm suit this winter definitely trumps mutton chops. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8837 C'mon, I'm right. Don't be a sheep in wolf's clothing. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8838 But we’re giving them the maximum allowable under the pension plan! 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8839 The costumes are great but we have to work on their body language. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
8840 I know Brooks Brothers suits aren’t sheep, but now you’ve got a different problem. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8841 They want a "baaaaa-llot" recount. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8842 There's only so much wool you can pull over so many eyes. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8843 I don’t understand it, I got a wool suit. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8844 The team looks great. I think we are ready for this. No one will ever know they aren't just a bunch of dumb sheep. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
8845 Mr. President, they want to know what to do. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8846 Quick, think of another distraction. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8847 You can fool all of the sheep some of the time and some of the sheep all of the time, but can’t you can’t fool all of the sheep all of the time. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
8848 Suspicious minds. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8849 Here come the sheeple - be careful! 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8850 Okay, I lied about where I got the suits. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8851 Corporate wants a few of them in black sheep's clothing? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8852 Please end the faux discussion, mates" 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8853 The business has been transformed since we realized that wool suits count as sheep’s clothing. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8854 What are the employees demanding now? They already have an open floor plan. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8855 Unmasked we stand united without social distancing! 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8856 Yeah, me too. I thought this was how sheep were dressing these days. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8857 I told them I was going to eat them but that only seemed to make them like me more. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8858 Don't worry, we've got a man on the inside. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8859 I guess my calls got a little out of hand. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8860 I thought tweed was in. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8861 It may be time to recalculate our approval rating. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8862 We forgot that lying to them is baaaad. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8863 What do you mean, you’re not counting us anymore? Every vote counts here pal!!! 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8864 Wacky, wacky, wacky! Not my cartoon! 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8865 I thought you said we could take them! I didn’t think them would be 300 of them 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8866 Don't worry, nobody'll believe them. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8867 I told you we should have gotten some sheep's clothing instead of these mafia suits! 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8868 Well, there goes our chance to flip the senate. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8869 Never say “Pull the wool”! 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
8870 They preferred Babe. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8871 If I were you, I would delete this tweet 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8872 They’re pulling the wool over your eyes. Tell them to chill out! 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8873 They said we could fleece the customers 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
8874 They claim herd immunity. Do not follow us. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8875 Remember! Don't call them sheep! Call them "progressives". 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8876 Yes, but how many of them are brothers? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8877 I am not sure why the are so angry my suit is made out of polyester 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8878 NO! Mr Trump, they are not your followers dressed to follow you anywhere but rather a huge herd of real sheep that have developed immunity to your lies. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8879 I don't think the polyester blend is working for us 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8880 They're just angry because they haven't yet received the coats they had before they worked for the Administration. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8881 The wooly eyes worry me. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8882 So, is it too late to be a wolf in sheep’s clothing? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8883 Try not to look so sheepish. We can just tell them how their shepherd died. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8884 All that clothing opportunity! 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8885 You'll be fine. There are more Shy Wolf voters in the flock than you think. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8886 I just wanted to try on something that breathed a little bit. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8887 We may have to make do with these suits. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8888 Don't worry, Giuliani'll fix it. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
8889 I say, we can count on Amy to vote in our favor just to show everybody that she is not what we feared the most. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8890 Well, back in the day we called it sheep’s clothing, not sheep-face. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8891 I think they're angry with us 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8892 Are you sure the manual said 'Wear a wool suit'? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8893 Where can we safely pen them so we have food for the winter? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8894 Yup, it was just a matter of time before they formed a union 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8895 The sheeeple have caught on! What do we do? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8896 Flock, crock. Each of us is an individual! 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8897 Worried? No. There are no black sheep in the crowd and they can't beat us without them. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
8898 The Sheep are coming home to roost! 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
8899 Long story short, we have a PR nightmare on our hands 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8900 I agree it is wool, but I something else in mind when I said wear sheep's clothing. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8901 It’s kind of a cult! 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8902 Well, Sir, um, it kind of looks like your populist strategy isn't working so well. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8903 I think we should try the "wolf in sheep's clothing" thing, again. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
8904 Oops,who told us to wear these suits? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8905 They are not feeling sheepish now! This Ewe-nion voted to strike! 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8906 Sorry, I thought Mom said to wear cheap suits. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8907 I told you the beauty pageant was a baaaaaad idea. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8908 True or not. We can tell them whatever we want. They’re just sheep on their way to their own slaughter. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8909 The sheep want a re-count. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8910 I"m not sure they will buy the lemming idea. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8911 Uh-oh. I smell primary challenge. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8912 No wooly thinking here 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8913 They're upset about the so-called sharkskin suits. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8914 Hank, I’m never using your suit guy again. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
8915 Perhaps we should have worn our usual wool suits. Shall we go back to the hotel and change? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8916 Sheepish 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8917 I think they're onto us. So much for wolves in wool clothing. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8918 I think we fooled them with the wolf’s clothing but I don’t think they like the suits 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8919 I had no idea our offer of easy women would be so popular. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
8920 The clothing came out really well but all the sheep moved to another pasture last month. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8921 Just keep saying we won the election and don't leave the field. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8922 I guess I shouldn't of showed my penis on the last Zoom call. Check please! 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8923 Don't take off your mask. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8924 I never thought they could get Mad Cow Disease. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8925 Maybe we should have gone with the polyester. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8926 Um, I have a meeting to go to now.... 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8927 A woolen suit? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8928 I don't think the citizens like the new "All Meat-No Grass" Law that we passed... 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8929 They probably just don't like our wool suits. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
8930 Wall Street wasn’t so bad after all. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8931 Ok, so maybe "Veep's" clothing was the wrong call. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8932 I don’t think they bought our conspiracy theories about our sheep’s clothing. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8933 How is a wool suit not sheep's clothing? 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
8934 We need to look more like sheep--how about a new costume? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8935 I found the fraudulent ballots that were counted. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8936 My tailor has his own distinctive style. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8937 You count them, I am not a Socialist. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8938 I can't spot him, but I'm sure one of them is a wolf in sheep's clothing. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8939 It looks like you've been baaaed 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
8940 Sleepy Joe won the election, democrats won't need to count them anymore. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8941 I told you we wear White after Labor Day. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8942 As a union they sure have some wooly demands! 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8943 Sure... They'll buy it... 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
8944 Don't worry. They'll soon figure out we're just another kind of sheep. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8945 It's a seasonal thing, don't mind them, they are just Democrat 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8946 Herd melodies are sweet but those unheard are sweeter 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8947 Of course they’re pissed, I said sheep’s clothing not the veep’s clothing. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8948 Bart. Didn't I tell ya this would not be a suit-and-tie crowd? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8949 If it's any consolation, at least we won't be thrown. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
8950 Ah oh, the wolf in men’s clothing idea didn’t win them over this time. Maybe we should concede? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8951 They tell it like it is. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
8952 They are angry, but after all they are sheep, so we can turn this around. With a couple more liberal programs we can still pull this off. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
8953 When you're dressed up, they'll happily follow you right through the door. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8954 They think our firm of Wolf and Wolf are just pulling the wool over their eyes. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8955 Don't look at me. You're the one who told them you could part the river. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8956 I hear veggie burgers are now quite good. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8957 Don’t worry, we have a sleeper agent in the flock in their clothing. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8958 What were they thinking “Wool Blend” for new uniform....the flocks’ not happy. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8959 Do you think the Don realizes that the sheep are upset? 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
8960 Don't look at me like that, you were the one that wanted them organized! 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8961 I’m tired of running around. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8962 I told them all it was an original. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 3 0
8963 They're not moving until we can provide evidence that there was no fraud in the counting of their jumps over the fence. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8964 Everyone thought this sheep in wolf's clothing thing was a gag until they didn't. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8965 I warned you that too many of those “baad” jokes would create a protest. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
8966 Pretend this isn't what we wanted 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8967 This film can't be made if my lemmings won't go off the cliff. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8968 My dear friend, maybe for just ONE TIME, we could consider the “happy end” option. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8969 So, let me get this straight, you have been elected the new Sheppard! 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8970 I think we didn't pull the wool over their eyes... 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8971 This is our land—you can’t sell it. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
8972 The sheep's clothing gambit didn't work. Let's try the Trojan Horse next 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8973 Nah, I think I have plenty of woolen clothe 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8974 uh oh. looks like we can't pull the wool over their eyes this time. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8975 Not buying half-empty, half-full. The vig comes off the top of three bags full or deal's off. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8976 Then we'll huff and we'll puff and we'll blow your White House in. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8977 They have a problem with our dinner plans. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8978 They're filing a class action suit. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8979 Remind them that BAH can't be followed by Humbug 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
8980 Apparently the election volunteers fell asleep halfway through counting sheep ballots...I don't think those votes were for us." 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8981 They are not really dissatisfied, They are just fake ewes. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8982 Sir, none of them voted for you. Recounting them in your sleep won’t work. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8983 No, no, Wolfgang, I said to dress in sheep clothing, not cheap clothing ... 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8984 They're demanding your clothing. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8985 Apparently our decision to create transparency in the workplace hasn't gone over too well with our employees. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8986 Great act but I’m not sure Australia’s Got Talent is ready for sheep flamenco. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8987 I told them we didn’t want to be a wolf in sheep’s clothing anymore. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
8988 All I said was, 'you know how to whistle, don't you? You just put your lips together and blow.' And suddenly it all turned nasty. Heh! 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
8989 You'd think sheep's clothing is easy to come by, but it isn't. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8990 Baaahhh? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8991 We should've worn our wool suits. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8992 Such a herd. They don't seem to GET Armani..... 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
8993 And that’s why they call me The Wolf of Bahhhhhhhhhhh Street. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
8994 Wait for it, Victor... the Black Sheep will be here soon. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8995 They figured out that the secret ingredient is nutmeg. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8996 Hate to tell you this, Ernie, but all you did was make them mad. I said sheep's clothing, not chic clothing. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8997 I say we reconsider a group shear... 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8998 "...Well,Donald, the whole Senate is really hot under the collar...if you still want that new coat, now's the time to dine and dash! 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8999 Why? I said sheep 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9000 I've got a baaaaaaaad feeling about this. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9001 Ok so I've run out of Baffling remarks, Have You any more BS to offer?... 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9002 So whose idea was to play Where's Woolly anyway? 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
9003 Well, I'm telling you that your wolf in shepherd's clothing isn't working 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9004 Remember that kid with a bonnet who left with Spike for the Vegas gig? 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
9005 Which one is trying to pull the wool over our eyes!!!! 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9006 Listen, Pence, we need more MAGA hats for this rally. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9007 We will be sorry when the temperature drops not to have heeded their angry reminder 1.0976 0.04692 41 36 4 0
9008 Same thing happened to me when I moved up to administration. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
9009 Winter's coming, they are cold and they found out our clothes are made of wool 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9010 They all claim to have been fleeced by Wall St. wolves. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9011 They loved me when I ate the Black sheep but, I guess, all good things must come to an end. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
9012 Don't worry, Rudy. Just tell them what I tell you to. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
9013 Would it be easier if they form a single line? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9014 Do you think they recognize us from the movie? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9015 I didn't look great in sheepskin, so I opted for the Wall Street vibe. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9016 We have a problem - there may be wolves in sheep's clothing. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9017 I told you we should have shown up in sheep's clothing. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9018 Let's pivot to transparent outerwear. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
9019 Who doesn't love a nice wool suit? 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
9020 Clearly we're under-dressed. They're all wearing virgin wool. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9021 Think out of the box,” you said. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9022 Yet another promising idea that led to market oversaturation. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9023 Maybe livestock buybacks wasn't the best idea. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9024 I told you we were supposed to wear SHEEP's clothing - not chic clothing. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9025 We’re going to have sheer joy after we herd you for once. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9026 I said we should wear the ‘wooly’ ones, again! 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9027 It's not always easy being a boss. The Union is about as upset as sheep being led off to slaughter." Thomas Frizzell, Crockett, T 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
9028 They’re all here to vote for Mr Trump... 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9029 How long do you think we can keep them at baaaay? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9030 I don't think the suits are foolin' them... 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9031 Any idea which one is the Big BadWolf? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9032 Maybe we should have worn polyester instead of wool. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9033 Looks like we are outnumbered. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9034 Don’t sweat it. How many sheep can we eat anyway? I’m taking a crack at those three little pigs. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9035 I could no longer pull the wool over their eyes 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9036 It's the same since they unionized." 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9037 They think management is fleecing them. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9038 Couldn't sleep, started counting sheep. What can I say? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9039 I warned you - when you fleece someone, you suffer the consequences. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9040 They've got some skin in this case. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9041 I just didn't think they would ALL come as sheep when I was organising the Fancy Dress Competition 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9042 I knew we could stand when we wanted to but I had no idea they could. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9043 I thought it was wool suits not birthday suits. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9044 I haven’t felt this sheepish since eating that small family the other day 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
9045 Well Thome, it appears that wearing their clothing is cultural misappropriation and they have every right to demand you cease and desist. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9046 They probably think we asked for it because of what we are wearing. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9047 They're still upset about Firefly. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9048 They are saying there are three more, swimming in the river. Count them in. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9049 Jr. Wolf:- "Sir the union is demanding a raise"...Sr.Wolf:- "Let's get some branded Woollen clothes then". 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
9050 What should I tell theses here sheep, sir? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9051 sir i told you, they can vote!"... "I'm gonna see if they need for home alone 3 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9052 I think we said something to upset them... 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
9053 Lets do it mutually and get the power, sheeps say 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9054 We can promise never to use nylon in our suits again, but if they find out we ate their grandparents we’re screwed 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9055 I can’t follow these sheep states. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9056 How many are there?” “Zzzzzzzz 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9057 The sheeples, they’ve figured it out.” “I told you!!! 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9058 Don’t worry, they’re still waiting to call Alaska 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9059 I’ll count these ones, and you grab the rest by the wooly. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9060 Is it because of the recount? 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
9061 Maybe next time we skip the merino suits, Bill. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9062 Joe, I told you the fracking comment was too far right. They’re onto us. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9063 ‘the sheep had finally elected a wolf of their own’ 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9064 Sir, the suit isn’t polling very well. Might I suggest we go back to the sheep’s clothing? 1.0976 0.06812 41 39 0 2
9065 How many more recounts can we ask for before they get wise? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9066 Ewe should proceed carefully 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9067 Will you get out of the office, man? I’m not gonna make any real changes around here - you know the deal man! 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9068 Beware of those who come to you dressed as sheep but inwardly are ravenous wolves 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
9069 I've counted twice...there's definitely not enough wool to pull over everyone's eyes. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9070 So apparently they can now tell time on their own , Mr. Wolf” 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
9071 Don’t look behind you, but they’re baa-ack and they don’t look happy. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9072 ...don’t worry Sir, it’s just sheep talk... 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9073 Just tell them you’re going to cut taxes, they eat that stuff up. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9074 //They do not know what to do without the cell phone in hand //No saben que hacer sin el celular en la mano 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9075 Do you think they’ll notice if we call it voter fraud? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9076 Even after we changed the uniform, they’re still holding a grudge. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9077 You sure are a tough act to follow. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
9078 Follow the Trumpet 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9079 C'mon, did you really thought they'd like 'Woolf Corp.'? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9080 When do you think we should tell them we didn’t actually pass the baaaa-r? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9081 We see you now. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
9082 It's too many of them! 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9083 The farmer is trying to stop us from getting ate! 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9084 I do not intend to be talked out of my all-you-can-eat breakfast, Richard. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
9085 I tried to tell you...a sheep in wolf’s clothing just lacks a certain bite. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9086 We promised them free MAGA hats. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9087 we’re thinking, show us Biden’s birth certificate 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9088 They're behind me, aren't they?" "Surprisingly, yes. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9089 They’re really pushing for that stimulus package, Harry. I don’t think having ‘cotton mouth’ will work in this scenario. 1.0976 0.05849 41 37 2 1
9090 Hmm...I don’t know, Q... 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9091 look at them, they're all gonna post a caption soon 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9092 How much longer do you think they’ll believe us ? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9093 We need to tell them something Sir. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9094 Do they know we know they know we know about that- I mean it's our last meeting 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9095 Grabbing a quick lunch was so much easier before Reese started that book club. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9096 Try throwing them some paper towels 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9097 I told you when we met that my family was a little quirky! 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9098 I told you, Mike! buying foreign synthetic was not going to resonate well with the Wool Union 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
9099 These costumes were working perfectly until you said we are the Wolves of Wallstreet 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9100 I guess we are just sheep in wolves’ clothing. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9101 Waiting to be sheeped 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9102 Heaps of Sheeps! 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9103 Baaad news Larry, looks like we can’t pull the wool over their eyes” 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9104 Your base is with you all the way Mr. President 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9105 Just keep stalling until I can find them some cheap stalls. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9106 The sheep just fact checked and found out they’re tastier.. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9107 What do you mean no Jumbotron? How do you expect them to see me without the Jumbotron? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9108 You did what with our donation? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9109 They’ll come around to the idea of a one party state - they’re all just sheep 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9110 I think the herd mentality is finally working against us. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
9111 This is where we repeatedly claim that THEY are the ones who are wolves. Works every time. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9112 What do you mean you want a recount? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9113 BAAAGAH, BAAAGAH.... ingenious slogan, sir 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9114 We gave them trickle down economics, legal weed, and Joe Rogan and they STILL want voter equity! 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9115 « They’ve been like this for a while, do they even realize who we are ? » 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9116 We The Sheepeople of the United States NEED a More Perfect Union! 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9117 These are all the past candidates who claim they won their elections by Alot. 1.0976 0.06812 41 39 0 2
9118 The marketing strategy worked to hypnotise the consumer. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9119 I just told them that the vaccine was going to be sheep. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
9120 These are angry sheep you can count on. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9121 39 california sheep = 2 kentucky sheep 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9122 Confused president, undefined blueprint and curious followers. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
9123 Joe, do you think I went too far with the fraud thing? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
9124 Guess who’s coming for dinner? 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
9125 I guess the sheep’s clothing didn’t work. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
9126 Biden & Kamala??? 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
9127 Somehow I don't think a sheepskin lining is going to cut it Bob. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
9128 They are not exactly lying down on the job, are they? 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
9129 Ixnay on the amblay hopscay. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
9130 You think we ought to ditch the suits and make a run for it? 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
9131 Suits off then run for the hills. They want their wool back...now!" Peter G Pereir 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
9132 I told you, you can fool some of the people all of the time, but you can't fool all the people, all of the time. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
9133 It appears they don't approve of anything synthetic. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
9134 It’s not like a sheep army is going to show up out of nowhere. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
9135 Call me prejudiced. Call me ageist. But they all look alike and they're angry. Those are sheep. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
9136 Apparently they don’t care sleeves are out 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
9137 They say everyone's on to it. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
9138 Apparently our wool suits did not fool them." 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
9139 They are upset about your whole "in sheep's clothing' trick. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
9140 All the union wants is access to The Great British Baking Show. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
9141 I think it’s time we changed our look... 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
9142 A class action lawsuit? What the hell is that? 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
9143 Damn unions. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
9144 Now, let's all talk baaaaasnus" (business) 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
9145 Uh, it’s about this sheep’s lives matter movement 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
9146 I agree it’s a very high price for the wool, but it’s a great price for the wool and the meat... 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
9147 I think, being top dogs, we should give them stern orders to do what ever it is they want. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
9148 I told you this costume didn’t fit me, I’m sure my tail gave me away! 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
9149 Is my job the problem, or is it me? 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
9150 City Planing is for their own goo 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
9151 If they don't accept our offer, eat them. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
9152 "They're on to us...I told you we should have worn the lambskins" 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
9153 Motive and opportunity are keys to solving any murder. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
9154 We've been outsheeped" 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
9155 I guess they want their suits back. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
9156 Do you still believe it matters ? 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
9157 If the count themselves they might just fall asleep and not notice the discrepancy. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
9158 They’re upset because Fox called them white sheep-remacist 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
9159 Not turd immunity 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
9160 We can no longer wait to see who will lead us. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
9161 They are a little mad, you think we should leave now? 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
9162 We were getting ready for a big celebration...and now we’re just going to have to get creative, I guess. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
9163 OK. Give them the 2 percent raise. But no healthcare. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
9164 Just between you and me, I'm running out of ideas for them. I think I will have to leave office and give you a chance. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
9165 Didn't I tell you *not* to wear that shearling coat? 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
9166 I think they know our suits aren't real wool. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
9167 You know, it’s really not allowed to stop counting sheep 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
9168 We should have work sheep's clothing. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
9169 Keep giving them your back until the next news cycle hits 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
9170 I told you to stop sacrificing the Lambs. Goats are more acceptable. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
9171 I really hope they are not wearing our clothing. 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
9172 The Covid flock after the war 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
9173 The wool trim gave you away . 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
9174 I told you that tie doesn't match your mane. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
9175 I just remembered I have a important meeting to attend ! 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9176 Have you heard about the majority vote? 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9177 Don't look at them, but I think the sheeple are starting to figure it out. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9178 Your slogan 'Make grazing great again' seems to be working. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9179 Apparently, a wolf in “veep’s” clothing breaks some sort of union rules, or something. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9180 I suspect they're not happy with those itchy wool uniforms we make them wear. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9181 'Grrr arf arf arf arf awooooo' (the joke is that wolves don't talk) 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
9182 We pull the wool over their eyes. Count on our friends in China to do the shearing for us. 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
9183 Democracy Is Not Only The Number. 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
9184 Is there a problem? 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9185 The wolf guards the herd of sheep 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
9186 They don’t want us to stop the count 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9187 I hate to say this, but they're all so foxy! 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
9188 “I said sheepskin not sharkskin.” 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9189 Forget it. It's sheep dip. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9190 I know I shouldn't have promised them free passage, but I couldn't help myself...it just seemed too easy! 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9191 No go E.F., they’re still regurgitating the underperforming Pandemic Portfolio we fed them back in March. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9192 On the bright side, you can still fleece the other 49%. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9193 Ripe and ready, Sir!" "Yes, they are sheep...indeed! 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9194 Oops, we better run very fast. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9195 I could swear the invitation said 'wolves in chic clothing'. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9196 Just say Bo Peep had to use the bathroom(burp!) 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9197 Maybe you should be the one calling the meeting this week. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9198 Before we get way ahead of ourselves, let us acknowledge that it wasn't unanimous. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9199 We're gonna need some more suits. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9200 It's in their contract. No overtime. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9201 I don't foresee any backlash in Trump's first post-White House venture. Who can't warm up to a wooly North Korea deal? 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
9202 I told you, it's a wolf in SHEEP'S clothing!! 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
9203 I thought he said we should come dressed as a wolf in chic clothing. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9204 I've heard that quantity has a quality all it's own 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
9205 Do you think negotiating a fair price for their fur will work, they look angry almost hostile? 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9206 I don't know Kamala. These Republicans are expecting us to eat them now but I find them a bit too gamy for my taste. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9207 Boss, you didn't tell me that Mary had this many lambs. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9208 The good news is that you and I won the election. The bad news is how you and I explain those thousands of mail-in ballots while they were counting sheep. 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
9209 Rumor has it they've gathered to show support of our Tencel sweaters! 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9210 OK Boss, your solid 40% will occupy the lawn... til kingdom come... 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9211 Ewe and who's army?! 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9212 Tell them we didn't make them wear a mask. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9213 They are demanding their clothing back from President Trump. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9214 Nice disguises, huh? 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9215 I think they’re on to us regardless of the clothing. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9216 I’ve got a baaahhhd feeling about this. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9217 Maybe we should reconsider filing bankruptcy for Woolworths. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9218 I don’t think wearing the worsted wool today was a good idea. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9219 I don’t know what happen....The casting call asked for a SLEEP study.... Must of been a typo. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9220 They want to know why your tail is between your legs. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9221 The electoral college serves us well 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9222 No, I said cull the flock, but now that you're "called" the flock, I'm a little unsure how to proceed. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9223 I say we give them a running start at 12:01 a.m. on January 20th. Then let's see how fast they pack up their boxes. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9224 Whatever decision we made, it may be prudent to pretend to be reconsidering it. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9225 Looks like the Union has sheared us again 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9226 I forgot my costume ! Ah! Halloween is over ! 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9227 When I told them they had to wear masks to go to a greener pasture they just said “Baaaa!” 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9228 O.K., Mr. Clone Maven, what next? 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9229 remember that hoodrat from Coalinga you kept as a sidepiece late last year? yeah hahaha hell yeah player, she was a burner for real. anyway, these are her cousins and 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9230 We need a third party -- quick! 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9231 So they might have figured out what mutton is - time for a reframe. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9232 They don't look sheepish to me. Shall we upskill? 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
9233 Don't look now, but that Wool Wave you were afraid of turned Blue." 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9234 They scare me. Would you tell them the minimum wage only applies to people like us. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9235 They're one in a million. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9236 I guess pulling the wool over their eyes didn't work 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9237 Unless it's casual Friday, wool suits are the only form of 'sheep's clothing' we're allowed to wear." 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9238 Uhhh...I’m not really hungry right now 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9239 Harvey Weinstein had nothing on ewe. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9240 Why do they keep expecting us to lead them? 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
9241 I’m not worried because they’re standing, I’m worried because they’re standing. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9242 I'm thinking we might want to consider a costume change. 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
9243 Tell them the two for one sale on wool suits was too hard to pass up. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9244 I think they're onto us, Chauncy. I told you these worsted wool suits didn't look like sheep's clothing … 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
9245 They all claim to be Little Bo Peep’s lost sheep and they do not know where to find her. 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
9246 Welcome to the majors. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9247 I feel sheepish about misleading them. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9248 I know I said that I might as well be hanged for a sheep as a lamb, but this is verging on the ridiculous! 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9249 So it was mostly dacron, really, if it fooled them, it fooled them... 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9250 Sheep’s clothing “ I said, “sheep’s clothing! 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9251 Well, as you've probably heard, word got back to HR about your 'leadership approach,' so that's why we're having this little chat. 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
9252 Fine, call the fashion police, these aren't even merino. 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
9253 Well, Mitch, I explained to them that, it doesn’t matter how many of them they are; they still get only two Senators. Problem is, they’re not as gullible as humans. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9254 We will find the one lost, then another, then another..... 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9255 I don't think a recount will succeed! 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9256 Yes, Wolfgang, that looks like a good remedy to your insomnia. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9257 I'm guessing they don't like our choice of costume for going incognito. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9258 I'm sure you can find a better way to fall asleep. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9259 New game or new gameplan?” 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9260 I accidentally showed up as a wolf in wolf's clothing 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9261 Looks like we shouldn't have alienated the sheep vote in Kentucky by telling them we will invalidate their votes in lawsuits if they don't help Trump win. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9262 Do you think they’re on to us? 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9263 the majority isn't so sheepish now 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9264 I doubt herd immunity will work. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9265 I hate Unions ! 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9266 Feast or famine - ever thus. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9267 I get confused when I face too many choices! 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9268 One of them recognized the cliff. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9269 Did anyone tell them that these suits are polyester? 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9270 Ignore them. 70 million other sheep think you're herding is the best, just the best herding, really. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9271 Apparently, they have a small problem with us wearing wool. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9272 So, it's clear divisions regarding management policy are affecting the morale of the workforce. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9273 I guess the wool suits don't have quite the same effect. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9274 I moved on her like a ewe. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9275 Next time wear all polyester 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9276 It looks like someone miscounted and called each one of them by another number. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9277 Don't look but there a whole lot of sheep headed our way 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9278 I'm sorry, but your inaction let it get this far. Take care of the murdering and get back with me by the end of the week. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9279 They thought I was trying to fleece them. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9280 You should have had warm milk to sleep counting sheep is for the dogs. 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
9281 Some angry Democrats! 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
9282 I don't think a recount would change their minds. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9283 I warned you that ewe were going to get into trouble with that bed time counting routine. 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
9284 They are getting a bit anxious. Maybe you should start counting now, if you’re ever going to get to sleep. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9285 ARE YOU "SURE" WHOSE NEXT' ? 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9286 The Sheep are valling for you to,Conceed donald! 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9287 They want us to wear their clothes. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9288 What didn't you understand about sheep's clothing? 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9289 They aren't buying that we are here for them... I mean, clearly we are here for them, but this time they are questioning the context of our campaign promise. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9290 So, you're saying they're only "Mythologically" passive? 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9291 I’m feeling a bit sheepish myself. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9292 They’re all pissed-off that we’re the only two who’re not in sheep’s clothing 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9293 They may be pissed off because they think other guy won, but we have more money, lawyers, and Senators. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9294 They're from the country....not Wall Street. They're sheep. They will believe us....How about lamb chops for dinner? 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
9295 I told you the tweed would make us look suspicious. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9296 I meant real sheep's clothing, not wool suits! 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
9297 The vote was unanimous to remove you as sheepherder. Of course, we suspect massive fraud and are contesting the results. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9298 No LAMB SHAWARMA for YOU !!! 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9299 Do you think a sheepish smile will work? 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9300 How did they respond?" "Baaah! 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9301 Just tell them you’ll set them free. We can deal with them once they’ve dispersed. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9302 Sir, you can sulk all you want, but even our guys on the inside say that you won't be able to prove systemic fraud. It's time to concede. 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
9303 Apparently wool suits count as sheep’s clothing. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9304 In what way does Brooks Brothers resemble sheep’s clothing? 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
9305 Hang tight - as soon as one backs down, the rest will follow. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9306 You really need to find a better way to get to sleep... 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9307 Who’s going to wear the sheep costume this time? 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9308 I think the consensus is that you may not, in fact, play Devil’s advocate for a moment. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9309 It's called collective bargaining. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9310 Some of your constituents are taking issues with your 'Mutton for Everyone in 2021' campaign pledge. 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
9311 Think they can do a summer blazer? 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9312 I think they’re getting tired of all the recounts. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9313 When I asked if you'd 'got the chops'... 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9314 I She says they demand to be treated as individuals. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9315 Not a big deal. Let's tell them four more months. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9316 We'd better tell them our suits are polyester. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9317 Don't worry, their complaint is quite Bahnal. 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
9318 Your next move? Might I suggest the 'ole Harvey Weinstein walk with a cane trick? 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9319 Yes, they’re all Republicans, but fortunately some taste saltier than others. 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
9320 Its Them Too Harry 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9321 Can we pull the wool over their eyes? 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9322 You're in no danger. We have herd immunity. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9323 ah, very convincing, they'll never guess ! 1.0789 0.04433 38 34 3 0
9324 They have joined the sheep union and want to be reclassified from the mutton industry to wool-growing. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9325 I think we should wait until darkness and slip away. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9326 You should've told your clients you were an omega wolf before they hired you. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9327 We'll just dress like them. Then they'll believe anything we say. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9328 It's an optics thing: they're mad because we talk up the benefits of sheep's clothing and then wear Italian suits. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9329 He said Mexico would to pay for a fence. 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
9330 I don't think they will move after what you did to them. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9331 100% wool or not, your tailor’s idea of sheep’s clothing isn’t fooling anyone. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9332 If you're a wolf, they let ... Oops! 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9333 Do you think they'll buy it if we tell them we're just a couple of sheep in wolf's clothing. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9334 Let's go with a different clothing option. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9335 True, they're cuddly, but aren't they just over the hill? 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9336 You suppose we should try the password? - Baa-ram-ewe! Baa-ram-ewe! To your breed, your fleece, your clan be true! Sheep be true! Baa-ram-ewe. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9337 Hey Sheerlock, don't try pulling the wool over their eyes. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9338 So much for “fake ewes.” 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9339 I told you polyester doesn’t wear like wool. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9340 Just tell them D.T. says 2024 is gonna be EWEuuuuuuge! 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9341 It's better to shear them than it is to slay them. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9342 I herd that uprising going on 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
9343 The suits Trump and Barr wore didn’t even remotely resemble sheep’s clothing. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9344 Hear me out... what if instead of suits, we tried wearing sheep’s clothing? 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9345 Do you think that the girls heard that Kamala Harris won the election or VP? 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9346 It's a tough one - the other half never seemed to notice. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9347 Ok, lets just settle this grass action. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9348 They said you could shtup your mishegas “herd immunity” schtick. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9349 They represent the sheep auxiliary of PETA. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9350 I think I can smooth it over this time, but silk. With this crowd you always go with the SILK suit. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9351 You know, these all wool suits are getting a lot of attention. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9352 Apparently the election volunteers fell asleep halfway through counting sheep...I don’t think those votes were for us. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9353 I just declined to take their case to keep us off the endangered species list. 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
9354 Enough for the duration. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9355 I told you that if we let the meat sit too long it would turn bad. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9356 The clothing union is not happy now that we've changed our attire. 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
9357 So Donald, what do we do with them now? 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9358 Inappropriate behavior? They should be so lucky. Definitely not my type! 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9359 The sheeple are beginning to wonder if our actions are in their best interest. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9360 Frankly, i was surprised how angry each of them became when i said 'hey ewe, can you stand on just your front feet?'! 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9361 Major watch Ol’ Champ herd a bunch of Republican sheep. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9362 I think we need a better disguise." 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9363 Look, the spin's not working. Just tell them we're going to eat them. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9364 I think herd immunity has turned against us. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9365 Are they clued up that designer suits are still made of the best wool, lightweight and breathable? 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
9366 This is a big mooment! 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9367 They won't testify in our class action suit without flock immunity 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
9368 They may have a point on the Electoral College 1.0789 0.04433 38 34 3 0
9369 The reparations they are demanding seem justified 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9370 Throw me to the wolves and ill return leading a pack of sheep 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9371 To be honest, I’m afraid of the big baaaad sheep. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9372 I stand by it. We keep the electoral college. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9373 so keep working on that Stand Up and B 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9374 I don't think sheep's clothing is going to cut it at this point. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9375 I don’t know. They don’t look meek. 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
9376 Are these the ones that voted for Biden? 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9377 They want to see our credentials. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9378 I thought you said we could leave our costumes at home??! 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
9379 Can you count that high in your sleep? 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
9380 My bad—I was sure the whole wolf in cheap clothing thing would work. 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
9381 My guess is the wolf in sheep clothing is in row 3, column 4. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9382 I guess they haven’t seen the wolf of wall street. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9383 They want to know who the corporate spy is. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9384 Okay, I pitched an Absolutely No-Risk, High-Return Bond Fund. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9385 What do you think?" "I don't know. I just think. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9386 See? I TOLD you they'd follow us only so far without the proper attire! 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
9387 Sir, they say they won't start cheering until you put the sheepskin on and "baa" a little. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9388 I gotta follow you and you close with ‘Goodnight, Angora!’? Read the loom, Virgil. 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
9389 why don't we just get takeout 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9390 Larry, I think we need a new way to decide what's for dinner. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9391 Ohhhh -- I thought the instructions were to come as a wolf in CHEAP clothing... 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9392 They say they’re not happy about a recount. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9393 I told you we should have worn rayon. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9394 I guess they never got over our last clothing fiasco. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9395 Don't blame me. I tried to warn you. A wolf in sheep's clothing, not a wolf in a wool suit. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9396 The "wolf in sheep's clothing" trick isn't working anymore. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9397 Quick, pretend like I just said something funny. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9398 It's not the suits; we need to get back down on all fours. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9399 They heard we're switching over to polyester. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9400 Sheep’s clothing? In a polyester suit? Are you kidding me? 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9401 It looks like the whole "Wolf of Wall Street" thing isn't working out here... 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9402 'Sheep's Clothing?' I thought the invitation read, 'Business Attire.' 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9403 Don’t blame the sheep for acting like sheep blame yourself for joining the flock 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9404 They won't cooperate with the herd immunity experiment. What's next?" Flock them up? 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9405 I'm sorry sir, but they're just not receptive to "But you're delicious" and "Think about all the babies we didn't eat." 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9406 Of they’re angry - not only did you eat one of their own, you billed them for it. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9407 I don’t care if you got them two for one, next time, I’m ordering the sheep’s clothing. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9408 They object to our wool suits, still about sheep's clothing. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9409 Sorry, sir. We don’t have the numbers this cycle to break the ewe wall. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9410 Baa-ck lives matter. 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
9411 Listen, there's nobody holding the sheep back but themselves. If they weren't so lazy and stupid... hey are you even paying attention? 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9412 we shouldn’t have fired Jeffrey. 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
9413 « What are we going to tell them now that we’ve become vegans ? » 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9414 This is unexpected. The sheep are rebelling. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9415 Sheepping wolves 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9416 ...and there's always Total Landscaping. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9417 I’m not sure sir, it’s as if the sheep have thoughts, feelings, and emotions. No one could have prepared for this. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9418 They’re asking for “shear” liberty 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
9419 I wonder how many Republicans will back Trump’s nefarious claims. Like lambs to the slaughter. . . 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9420 well, did they go blue or red? 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9421 Where we go one we go all. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9422 I just told them like it is but this time they didn’t like it” 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9423 Look man, I gotta lead these sheep somewhere. 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
9424 You couldn’t have just worn your sheep suit one more day? 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
9425 Where's the fraud bro? 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9426 They’re fed up with the to and fro. They want an easy navigation to the slaughterhouse. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9427 « You think they will be mad when we tell them we haven’t even started counting the ballots yet? » 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9428 I think it’s time for that “shall graze together” thing. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9429 Delete the word eat from the presentation. 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
9430 - They're staging a count all riot, I'm sleepy already. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9431 Rumor has it that sheeps are the new wolfs... 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
9432 The jig is up, Sam. The herd wants you gone. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9433 These ones of the left.. what if we just didn’t count them? 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9434 No no, I should have been more clear when I said “wool suits” 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9435 We’ll never get a table here with all this riff raff. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9436 Half the voters in America despite who had won 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
9437 They said it would be easy 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
9438 All the president’s (angry) men 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9439 They're angry and about the healthcare cuts and options they voted for 4 years ago. Should I wait to communicate the new uniform policy? 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9440 Chris, this is the wrong lamb’s wool suit. 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
9441 Well they think I’m doing a ba-a-a-ad job at supervising 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9442 I don’t get it. What about this outfit says I’m not a hardworking, middle-class guy just like them? 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9443 Next time, on The Baaaaachelor 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9444 . . . . YOU WERE ADAMANT THAT YOU FELT THE PAINS OF YOUR CONSTITUENCIES . . . . 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9445 Stop 'meeehh'sing with us 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
9446 I thought you said they all wore masks. 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
9447 Can we change the definition of the words taxes, legal, and votes? 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
9448 Hey smith, I see you started working the flock market. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9449 ‘No need to worry. The other half is waaay more friendly and won’t bleat for whole 4 years!’ 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9450 I told you that they will not pay anti-wolf-eating assurance 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9451 How can we make this scale? 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9452 Universal basic income was perhaps not such a good idea after all 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9453 Eric, somebody’s got to tell them we can’t eat them anymore. 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
9454 Our latest client is refusing to pay us.” - Overheard at All Seasons Total Landscapin 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9455 Deciding what’s for dinner 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9456 How many are back there?" "Are you asking me to count or tell you what I want? 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9457 I told you speaking out against him would hurt you. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9458 It’s not our fault that the company favours outside hires 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
9459 They’re supposed to be stuck in the middle. 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
9460 This time it looks like this is a matter of life and death, Steve. I just wish I brought my gym bag. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9461 They look angry, ¿what if we confront them against each other so that they forget about us? 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9462 Should we give them what they want? 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9463 Sheeps: when do you guys going to eat us alive ??? 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9464 I didn't know it was fancy dress! 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9465 Whispering, under breath: “So... did you wear the sheep costume under your suit like we talked about? Or, did you leave it in the car again?” 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9466 Maybe we should offer a break from shearing... buy us time to pack up 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9467 It's okay, they don't know we've been talking to Russia. 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
9468 2020 “punks”, waiting for them to be told what their next thought should be. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9469 Just remind them about their 401k, that always works. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9470 They took you seriously, but not literally. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9471 They’re in the attack mode, so it’s time for us to step out of the way. 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
9472 Ohhhh sheep’s clothing. Not made from sheeps clothing. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9473 OK, I know you said I can stop pretending once they vote me in. Are we there yet? 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
9474 So Jerry, like right now! Is going to be chops, braised short rib, sliders? They need to know too! 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9475 , Ex Vice President Biden asking Ex President Obama, " We are busted, what do I do now" 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9476 is They refused our proposal. They feel they are getting fleeced. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9477 „The Wolfes of Wallstreet“ 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
9478 I give you these huddled masses. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9479 I told you the wool lining was a bad idea. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9480 I don't like their sheepish attitude one bit 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9481 Look, I'm not trying to point fingers here....but you might want to consider NOT pulling the wool over their eyes next time, 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
9482 I told you we should've sprung for the orange hair dye. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9483 We may need to rethink our uniforms. They’re very upset about us wearing their clothing. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9484 Don’t worry, you can just eat any of the remaining sheep if you don’t finish the count - that is unless you fall sleep first 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9485 I’m warning you, they get moody if they are not allowed to wear their hood 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9486 You think we can continue to pull the wool over their eyes Mike? 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
9487 They don't appear to be cheering for our team. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
9488 When I say go...run like hell! Barbara.T.Fricke Bfricke695@gmail.com 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
9489 That is one pissed off nation of sheep! 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
9490 I guess they all want to be sheep in wolves' clothing. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
9491 They can't all be false prophets. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
9492 Apparently, they want their clothing back. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
9493 So, they’re not buying that we’re casting “The Wolves of Wall Street?” 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
9494 We are surrounded. Prepare the chompers 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
9495 I don’t think we looked sheepish enough to be believable. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
9496 I think we’d better just count them rather than try to take their clothing 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
9497 They are all under 30. I think we are in trouble. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
9498 They’re asking if we’ve seen any wolves in the vicinity. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
9499 Ewe knew they'd be like this. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
9500 I think they smell the polyester. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
9501 I think they know we’re sheep in wolves’ clothing. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
9502 : Lets take all the wool off there backs before we go also... 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
9503 They’re getting restless. When should we announce that we’re vegan? 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
9504 Sir, the sheeple are beginning to look incredulous. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
9505 The Sackler family enters one of the museums they fund 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
9506 We could tell them our suits are made of wool? 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
9507 I think we're outnumbered, we who, these are my work clothes 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
9508 They said they've been reading The Sheeple's Revolt. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
9509 The Vegans won. The mutton have to hit the welfare line. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
9510 I thing they’re upset you pulled the wool over their eyes. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
9511 Perhaps a vegan choice is better, for once 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
9512 Don’t get me wrong management thinks the costumes are great, but they may have overestimated their overall usefulness in this particular territory. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
9513 '..so I think we just leave off anything relevant to this sudden downsize having any benefit for us, and go straight into..' 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
9514 One potato, two potato ..... 1.0750 0.05533 40 38 1 1
9515 Wolves: We say it was Donald Trump 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
9516 These are definitely the wrong outfits. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
9517 Have the courts lock them up! 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
9518 No, no. You totally won. It's clearly a case of Voter Baa-ud 1.0750 0.05533 40 38 1 1
9519 God there is so many of them! One..two....thr....zzzzzzzzzzz 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
9520 You tell them we never saw him, while I go and finish lunch 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
9521 Just tell them that we are vegetarians and they'll believe us. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
9522 Don't trust a wolf in sheep's clothing. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
9523 They want to see their union rep. 1.0750 0.05533 40 38 1 1
9524 #MyNewYorkerCaption I feel sheepish because I never heard of such a herd. Robert Karsh 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
9525 I told you we would be to buttoned up for this crowd. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
9526 You dashed their expectations with the suit you're wearing. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
9527 Maybe dial back on the more provocative stuff, Frank. The Baabarians aren't your typical herd. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
9528 I forgot to tell them it was election day... it didn’t matter how many times they jumped 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
9529 The attitude for locally sourced fabrics is more in vogue than we thought 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
9530 He told it like we thought it was... @paulnoth 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
9531 So they saw that picture of you in sheep's clothing in college. :sigh: I'll talk to Old MacDonald and see how we can blame it on O'Baaama. 1.0750 0.04218 40 36 3 0
9532 « The wool suit probably gave us away » 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
9533 I guess 4 years will be enough for them to forget 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
9534 Just tell them we aren't counting their votes. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
9535 Apparently, you did a bit more than stalk and dine on the flock while you were wearing sheeps clothing. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
9536 OK, Mr. Pence. We are outnumbered. What do we do now? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 2 0
9537 He said "e pluribus unum." That means we are not having lamb for supper. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
9538 I think they’ve figured out that we meant it when we said we’d eat them.. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
9539 Dang it! Told we didn't need fancy clothing...just SHEEP's clothing! 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
9540 Got any extra sheep clothes? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
9541 Winter's coming, but we can sell their wool for our legal defense fund! 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
9542 I’m begging to feel sheepishly 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
9543 It appears rule by minority has run it’s course, Mr. Presi-duck. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
9544 We heard something about "FOX" saying our votes were invalid 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
9545 I think we should slink away. Our comeuppance is here - we have been mere imposters. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
9546 Too much good. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
9547 Their union is doing more for them than ours is for us--no nipping, biting or eating or you'll never work again in this industry. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
9548 They're not buying it. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
9549 I think we may have overstepped our bounds... 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
9550 They look angry. Just don't tell them our clothes are 100% wool. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
9551 Just tell them the selection was rigged. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
9552 Soooo, maybe there is something to this so called "herd mentality"? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
9553 Hey you two, we lost again? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
9554 I told you this was not sheep’s clothing. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
9555 Apparently they are not happy with the disguise change to corporate attire 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
9556 'we can start with the vaccination Sir' 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
9557 Give us our clothes back. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
9558 Now’s the time to tell them these are faux wool suits 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
9559 Vice Presidents of the U.S., 2024. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
9560 Forget the sheep's clothing. Everybody loves a winner. 1.0714 0.04022 42 38 3 0
9561 They think yoe're trying to pull wool over their eyes." Alex Gough 964 Chorro St., San Luis Obispo CA 93401 (805) 748-595 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
9562 They’re demanding to see Leonardo DiCaprio. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
9563 They are saying they want to unionize and have better working conditions! 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
9564 Do they want me out? 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
9565 Two legs good...men in wool coats...baaad! 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
9566 It's not just clothing. I think they're real. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
9567 I’m with ya. Without the wolf whistle, what are we? Dogs? 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
9568 #strajkkobiet Poland 2020 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
9569 It's the #Baaa Too movement sir, it's catching momentum. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
9570 I had said- "bring sheep's clothing"- not chic clothing! 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
9571 Do you feel like someone is watching us? 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
9572 Can you tell the sheep from the goats? 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
9573 They want a nickel a head for last night. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
9574 “Face it Donald.the people... er... Sheep have BAAAAAAed, and you lost.” 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
9575 Make up your mind. Am I a ‘good boy’, or a ‘bad boy?’” 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
9576 Wolves in sheep’s clothing is apparently not trending. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
9577 They seem to be on strike, sir. They’re demanding to redeem counting and relate it back to falling asleep. 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
9578 Tell them it’s mohair and be prepared to run 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
9579 I understand your motivation, but from now on please wear your own clothes... 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
9580 The boy called, but the sheep came. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
9581 Guess you weren't hungry enough to climb the hill? 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
9582 They've come for our clothing. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
9583 STOP THE (SHEEP) COUNT! 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
9584 We were getting ready for a big celebration! 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
9585 The Wolves in cheap clothing couldn’t disguise their identities any longer, as the Sheep were on the verge of an uprising. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
9586 All I asked was is there a 42 worsted regular here. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
9587 ‘Fake sheep’?...Think it’ll keep working?’ 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
9588 I think they're on to our whole "preschool" thing. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
9589 Sir, the union demands that management stops barking at them. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
9590 I thought they wore “chic” clothing... 1.0571 0.05714 35 34 0 1
9591 You know, I'm surprised that our wool coats lasted this long in the first place - we probably shouldn't have left them at the dry cleaners. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
9592 It seems they heard about your "I could eat one in the middle of Fifth Avenue and they'd still follow me". 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
9593 It was a great ride, but it may be time to visit our offshore accounts. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
9594 They’re only 49% 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
9595 These loser’s think we should be in sheeps’ clothing. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
9596 Once upon a time, no one ever heard of New Zealand! 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
9597 Well Mr President, frankly I'm surprised, but it seems asking our members to participate for free in the recount was one step too far. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
9598 Your sister was right, sheep’s clothing would have been a better disguise. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
9599 If we could just find a couple black sheep to endorse us... 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
9600 Oh, it's uh, Sheep's Clothing Local Ba-Ba-9 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
9601 I counted them, but then I fell asleep. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
9602 The Biden voters want you to tell them why bread is $20 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
9603 Do you believe the custom-tailored fit of the new lambswool compared to the bulky second-hand drape of the old sheep skins? 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
9604 I think they heard our plan 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
9605 Well, I told you not to wear sheep's clothing. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
9606 Never underestimate the power of a white pant suit. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
9607 Maybe they're right. It's unlikely that you had them sign a contract to dress in sheep's clothes for a dog's age. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
9608 SHEEP loss. What did you think I said?" 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
9609 I think we're only supposed to call the other networks fake news. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
9610 Until we acquired these wool suits they believed "a wolf in sheep's clothing" was just a metaphor. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
9611 Yep, should have went with the linen. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
9612 Tell them if they give up Little Bo Peep there won't be no trouble. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
9613 I thought they'd be happy it wasn't their clothing. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
9614 Apparently they don’t want us to concede the election. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
9615 That's what I call a bunch of fucking sheep. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
9616 Joe takes Ireland to Boris for Good Friday Agreement negotiations 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
9617 I hope you brought our sheeps' clothing. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
9618 I thought she was kidding when she said to dress like a sheep. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
9619 We can try putting on sheep’s clothing 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
9620 I know you look great in sharkskin, but we agreed on tweed for a reason. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
9621 The telltale was your tail. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
9622 They are bringing a false impersonation lawsuit. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
9623 They are upset with your claim that most of the flock is over-the-hill. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
9624 Look, the pandemic is hurting wool price badly, and you are letting them keep those arms and legs? 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
9625 They actually won’t wear masks. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
9626 I DID tell them they dont need to stock up on toilet paper, but they won't listen. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
9627 I told you. Committing fraud when counting sheep was not a good idea. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
9628 I recommend sex. Fun to do. Grows the asset. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
9629 Look,I don't care if they're trying to form a ewe-union,we can't get sheepish.... 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
9630 Arnie, maybe the wool suits were not such a food idea. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
9631 They say "No transition without a concession". 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
9632 You think this will affect the price of wool? 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
9633 You should also be embarrassed for wearing a wool suit in July. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
9634 Just tell them we're not foxes, and there's no chicken coop. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
9635 Ewe've got to be lambasted by the flockers. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
9636 You want to them we’re not sheep or shall I? 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
9637 Well we got them together for this rally. I feel sheepish and just do not know how to get them to follow us. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
9638 They all want to be Number One when I count tonight. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
9639 Not to worry: they're only the common stock-holders. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
9640 If we hadn't worn our wool suits we could have led them down the garden path" 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
9641 They're baader than you think. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
9642 Lambchop" heard you say "there will never be another ewe" . Who are you calling "Lambchop"? There's probably a better term of endearment than Lambchop. 1.0571 0.05714 35 34 0 1
9643 Yes, I see that they are upset, but sometimes having the wolf dress in sheep's clothing is just a matter of the film director picking the best actor to play the part of a sheep. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
9644 Sir, don’t look behind you. Ahem, things have changed. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
9645 They won't attack... We are the ones in charge 1.0571 0.05714 35 34 0 1
9646 I told ewe, it's baaad to ram new rules down their throats. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
9647 The new night time counting app causes mass layoffs 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
9648 Maybe it’s time to show Trump that we can get angry sheep together, too 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
9649 did you tell them there sheep for sleep 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
9650 Those sheep bastards are gaining on us. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
9651 It doesn't help that these are both made of wool. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
9652 Did you hear about the sheep emancipation proclamation? 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
9653 Tell them if they unionize, we'll devour them. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
9654 Casual dress is popular. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
9655 They’re upset about our pure wool suits, that we’re in sheep’s clothing. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
9656 Let's get the flock outta here, they didn't get the memo that Georgia flipped. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
9657 She doesn't scare me! And I bet her arm got really tired making all those furled angry brows! Here's the caption . . . how many angry eyebrows in this contest drawing??? 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
9658 They look Horny and we look Hungry. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
9659 I think we may need to go back to sheepscussion.evernote.com 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
9660 Let's give them the high-deductible shearing plan. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
9661 Misplaced metaphor? Tell them we'll buy wool suits in the fall. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
9662 Maybe if we dressed more like them? 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
9663 Baa, baa, baa all day long, buy hey, who listens. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
9664 You've fleeced them out of their wool for the last time. Now they are demanding payment. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
9665 I think they’re not a fan of the wool suits. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
9666 We should’ve raised cotton. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
9667 Thanks for the help Mr. Sackler, but don't turn around! 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
9668 So says the guy in the Veep’s clothing. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
9669 Guess we'll be closing the day care 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
9670 I suppose these suits DO make us stand out, huh? 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
9671 Keep staring at me, as if you very well understood what we are talking about. One will get tired, for sure. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
9672 : “Don’t worry sir , they’re not registered voters . “ 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
9673 Everyone’s staring at us for some reason”. “Hire a better show-runner 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
9674 Do we have to stand here all day ?! 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
9675 Their true nature will be revealed by their actions, not their coats. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
9676 Yeah well that's the problem. You count them awake you got to count them all 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
9677 You "herd" it right ! 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
9678 Yeeeeaah...... I think they’ve had enough of your ish Donny. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
9679 And then everyone said...jabroni 1.0571 0.03981 35 32 2 0
9680 I can't believe you forgot the sheep's clothing. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
9681 „The two-Party system is over“ 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
9682 „Gerard, this is embarrassing.“ 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
9683 Do they want us to keep counting, or not? 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
9684 The sheep don't know their power 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
9685 hmm.. they are going to be a bit harder to pick off now that they are working together 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
9686 Don’t look at me. You’re the one that recommended ‘Cats.’ 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
9687 They agree with you sir that the vote was rigged and they’re not going to have some commie snowflake telling them they have the right not to be eaten” 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
9688 We will transition to a second wolf term with the full support of sheepkind 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
9689 I think they heard about the donations under $8000. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
9690 The a lot of sheep are made at wolfs. What’s interesting is that all of the animals are standing on two legs and the wolfes are wearing suits hahaha 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
9691 Don’t panic yet, we just need to figure out how to spin this. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
9692 : They don’t want us wearing them as clothing anymore, so we have to wear business suits 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
9693 Play concerning sheep 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
9694 They are not big fans of our rebranding. Caption 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
9695 I’m gonna tell them all I actually won the election. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
9696 Let’s meet them halfway and only eat half of the sheep - otherwise I think they’ll walk 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
9697 Send half of them to Arizona to bleat 'Count The Votes' and the other half to Pennsylvania to bleak 'Stop the Vote.' 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9698 Have you heard the news? The dogs are dead. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9699 No, they don’t recognize, but we shouldn’t have worn wool. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9700 Where do we draw the line? 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9701 They're not buying the wool suits let's just order a couple off of Amazon. They have everything 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9702 They all want $15.00 an hour or there will be only one 'bah'. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9703 No one is counting sheep anymore!!! What do you suggest we tell them? 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9704 I guess a sheepish expression isn't enough. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9705 I think they're on to us-let's try the three little pigs. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9706 Apparently, they’re not going downhill until they get a recount. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9707 It's OK. For all we know they are other wolves wearing wool. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9708 ``Get me on `Fox & Friends' ASAP.'' 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9709 I told you we shouldn't have gone with the suits! 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9710 What do we say to the 71million, go craze for four years? 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9711 Hey, Ive got an idea...let's butcher one of them, and see if that improves the attitude of the others. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9712 They're mad because the truth is I'm a sheep in wolves clothing and I had mutton for lunch. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9713 Well, all you EVER do is “swipe right”. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9714 I was getting tired of the whole "sheep's clothing" thing. I don't think we'll ever make them happy. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9715 Hey New Yorker editors, we come demanding more Andy Borowitz columns! In fact, just fire all your other writers! 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9716 The Senate would like to have a word with you, Mitt. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9717 I told you we should have dressed in sheep's clothing! 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9718 Watch it. They are starting to realize you aren't one of them. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9719 I can't remember which ones are your dates. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9720 They expected leadership, not just promises and more disguises. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9721 Sheep live matter too! 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9722 Wolves of Wall Street NIGHTMARE 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9723 I clearly told you I’m like a wolf in business clothing, so clear up this sheep attire mess and get them back to work. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9724 I guess we should have been thinking more literally when we opted for wool suits. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9725 Who was handling the hearts and minds campaign? 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9726 They 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9727 Four Seasons Total Landscaping was not up to their grazing standard, sir. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9728 Apparently they’re not happy in sheep’s clothing. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9729 And here I thought you were minding the hen house! 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9730 Your followers are demanding that you contest the election results... 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9731 The gig is up. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9732 OK, wise guy, which one is your brother. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9733 They dressed in sheep's clothing, now what? 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9734 Well, c'mon! Do we get into the Republican Party or not? 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9735 They want us to switch to polyester 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9736 I told you we should have worn their clothing. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9737 They are jealous of our slender style wool coats! 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9738 So it turns out it isn't so easy to pull the wool over their eyes... 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9739 I told you "One sheep, one vote" was a bad idea. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9740 I don't think they are buying this suit and tie thing, you said they were stupid and would never recognize us, so what now brainiac?, Run like hell/ 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9741 Lie low, go slow, and keep cool. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9742 Our dear billionaire leader needs more contributions to his election loss defense fund! Go get them! 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9743 Well I just knew we shouldn’t have used your clothing store 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9744 They just keep following me mumbling about a union. What’s happened to corporate enterprise? J. Kinsey, Toronto, ONT. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9745 You should have never said your wool suit itches. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9746 They should've sent cows to close the deal. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9747 Tell them anything. But give them perfume. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9748 We lost our sheep and don't know what to do with them. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9749 Who would believe they prefer us to dress in sheep's clothing! 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9750 It seems that rumors are starting to spread on social mehdia 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9751 They like the free feed and water bit, so try smaller font on the fleece and slaughter clause, and tuck in your tail next time. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9752 We know who you voted for. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9753 Aggressive management seemed like a good idea at the time 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9754 If anything Steve, "Lets make a BAAgain" has soured the mood 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9755 I think they know we have no idea what the break-even price of cotton is. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9756 And at that moment, the sheeps revolted against the wolves in their clothing. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9757 I think we need to get amongst to be dangerous. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9758 I told you disguising ourselves as election lawyers was a bad idea. By the time we count them all we'll be too sleepy to eat. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9759 Do you think they've noticed your Burberry coat? 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9760 Dumb and weak my tail, those sheep are baaaad! 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9761 Don't look now, but the people who still think New Yorker Cartoon Captions are funny are staring at you. Did you forget to post an instagram about how happy you are that Biden won the election?" 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9762 Tell them we'll hold a news conference at four seasons landscaping. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9763 Too many angry pawns for just two kings. Revolution has just started. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9764 Sheep too huh? 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9765 We should have stuck with sheep's clothing. The suits just made it even more obvious. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9766 NOW you tell me that wool makes you itch??? 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9767 It looks good. Make sure they bleet a lot when they demand a recount. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9768 They’ve had it with the wolves. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9769 'peers SOMEONE is upset with us pollsters." 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9770 Here's what you do, tell them you're just as outraged as they are 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9771 You still think we'll win Donald? 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9772 They're from the tailor's union. Apparently our Savile Row shopping trips are cutting into their bottom line. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9773 Where did you get all that sheep clothing? 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9774 I'm here from Jones Day. We can file several meritless lawsuits to suck the energy out of the opposition. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9775 I shouldn't have worn that Sheep outfit! 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9776 They make sense. If we eat them we won't have wool for our winter collection. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9777 There are at least forty pissed off sheep. Maybe ... we should leave? 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9778 Apparently Gentlemen's clothing is not cutting it 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9779 Two Legs IS Good. They just don't understand politics. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9780 Perhaps they found you joke about the blond and the sheepdog to be in poor taste. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9781 Don't even tell them the suits are wool. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9782 Think we better get the hell out of here! 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9783 I feel like I'm about to be sheared 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9784 No Pure Wool clothing here, please. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9785 We'll flip the district slowly by nibbling around the edges. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9786 When they said 'wool suits' I just assumed. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9787 I think I’ll be wearing synthetics this year. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9788 To be honest, I’m feeling rather sheepish regarding the scale of the den development plan 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9789 I don't know, it could be herd immunity. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9790 Darn you made them mad. Count then one at a time, I said. Then you will fall asleep. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9791 They know this the season we wear new woolies. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9792 Should we take away their healthcare first or their autonomy? 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9793 Yeah...I think we're going to need a re-count. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9794 Look, once they unionize, it's just going to get worse. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9795 Get me the fuckin' scythe... 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9796 They’re not falling for the wolf-in-man’s-clothing disguise. Let’s get back into our sheepskins. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9797 Dude. You're going to have to be da man El Grande and take one for the team while I change into my sheep's clothing. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9798 They really don't make it 'em like they used to. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9799 You haven't seen Charlie, have you? He said he had a new outfit he was going to wear. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9800 They are Not Happy, with Trump taking the job of Shepard, even if Ivanka comes with the deal. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9801 I know—I can like feel their judgment. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9802 The lyrics to "Wooly Bully" seem oddly important right now. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9803 Who knew that a wolf in classic fit suit would be so insulting? 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9804 Yah, but this time they'll be a lot harder to fleece. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9805 Maybe a feelgood movie would help. How about "Rudy", or, better yet, "Babe." 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9806 I think the herd heard us. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9807 Let's talk about Space Force 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9808 Yes, send these politicians to the House of a Thousand Knitting Needles! 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9809 We'd better back off, or nobody's falling asleep anytime soon. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9810 So no more sweaters I guess? 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9811 I don't which one - but one of them's a wolf! 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9812 They are fine with the suits but no more sheep's clothing 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9813 I told you we shouldn't wear our wool suits. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9814 Counting sheep just got a whole more expensive. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9815 I know what a pack of wolves is, but... 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9816 The manager will see them now. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9817 I argued for Italian silk. But nooo, a wool blend ‘breathes better,’ you said.” 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9818 Frank, I think "wolf in sheep's clothing" means wearing a fleece and not a wool suit. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9819 This reminds of the time we insulted that armory of aardvarks. Just tell them their high kicks are splendid and get past this. Oh, by the way, Hank, I got newly embossed business cards. Do you like chocolate? Never touch the stuff myself. Burp! 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9820 Telling us to get the flock of here was a baaad way to start this assignment. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9821 Now what're you gonna do that they've heard about a widespread belief that any British proposal was a wolf in sheep's clothing? 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9822 They want to file a complaint. They say a wolf in sheep's clothing is acculturation. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9823 Apparently they haven't been fooled by these suits. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9824 I told you to wear a silk suit, but no you had to go with wool. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9825 Lets order another 48 suits, then we will have control of the senate. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9826 They are not sheep anymore! 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9827 fucking good job getting all thees reps rednecks to follow you when you jump off the cliff 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9828 Are you sure he didn't say anything other than "sheep's clothing?" 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9829 Counting them is not going to help me relax 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9830 Don't be sheepish. Just start counting. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9831 So, I may have told them that you thought the dress was white and gold....and that you thought that anyone who thought differently was a sodomite 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9832 Screw 'em. If we like wool suits, we wear wool suits. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9833 Room for two hooves. They don't need the rest of it. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9834 I hear they like us better if we dress like them. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9835 I say we offer them equal pay for equal work. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9836 Wolf- "Blah, Blah, Blah!" Herd- "Are you seriously wolfing us!" 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9837 Should we ask Mr Lukashenka what to do? 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9838 Something's probably gone viral. They think we won't eat them! 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9839 They saw us at the butcher's shop chops-lifting! 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9840 I really thought upgrading to a nice worsted wool suit would do the trick. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9841 All present and accounted for Mr Trump 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9842 They've formed a neighborhood watch. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9843 They're ALL in YOUR head, TWO, THREE....and SLEEP. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9844 - We need to talk to Sheep Resources, they aren't happy with the working conditions. - Or we could just spin them a yarn. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9845 just keep telling them "D-y-e-d" 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9846 Perhaps rethink your speech about being a man of the people. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9847 They were not amused by our new advertising blitz about sheep in wolves clothing. And they were not sheepish about it, either. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9848 Yep, these new camel jacket are very cool! 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9849 Dad, Stop the charade they know we lost so be presidential about it. Don Bernhardt 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9850 Now here's my plan 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9851 I think they're afraid no one will stay awake during the re-count 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9852 They've been pretty hostile ever since we moved to business formal. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9853 They’re lambs in sheep clothing. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9854 They'll believe it..... They know that the wool has been pulled over their eyes. We tell em it was the shepard. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9855 Maybe we should have stuck with sheeps’ clothing like used to? 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9856 I know it should be the least of my concerns, but I feel so overdressed 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9857 These sheep want to vote illegally.Are we still accepting new GOP memberships 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9858 It's a bad day to be wearing a wool suit 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9859 Do you think if I put on my white fur coat, I could get away with it? 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9860 Apparently, the details of some previous jamborees are available on the internet. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9861 I get it. We'll take the lamb chops of the site and just stay with the wool. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9862 What do you mean we are two sets short of sheep's clothing? 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9863 Absolutely, Sheep Meadow was way better for our brand, but I don't see them backing down from Occupy Wolf Street, I think we're going to have to recalibrate. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9864 They’re angry because they didn’t understand the selection process. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9865 I'm not sure they aren't dozens of us in lamb clothing. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9866 How do we know they’re not wolves in sheep’s clothing? 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9867 They think the fee is too high. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9868 You wolf guys think you're cool, but we're sending Bo-Peep a text...and she'll know where to find us." Audrey Piazza map305@comcast.net The Colony, TX 7505 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9869 When you suggested ‘sheep’s clothing,’ I thought you meant we should wear something woolen. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9870 I don't think the wool suits are fooling them. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9871 They found out you're a Holocaust denier. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9872 Don't worry. Once they're isolated from their families and friends, pulling the wool over their eyes is easy. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9873 Stop talking sheep behind my back. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9874 Well, we can’t keep selling sweaters AND keep the wool over their eyes. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9875 How're we gonna fleece 'em if they won't let us pull the wool over their eyes? Boss says give 'em MAGA hats. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9876 All I said was I was feeling a little sheepish 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9877 You had to mention the Gigot D'agneau. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9878 'They want you to establish a sperm bank' 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9879 This is what's left of the KKK-let's have at 'em. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9880 These rebels claim they didn't know they were going to get fleeced. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9881 Don't cave now, Mitch. Stick to our story. Senators like these are shy and easily led. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9882 The troupe needs to pee. Let them be at ease? 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9883 I think they are angry because we are not wearing masks, Bob. Herds can get pretty self-righteous about their immunity. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9884 They're saying that our brother Ralph is dressing up in sheep's clothing and harassing the ewes and what are we going to do about it. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9885 I don't think these were the right wool suits to wear. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9886 Perhaps a wolf sheep relationship workshop could be in order. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9887 Let's face it, we've lost. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9888 I don’t get it. I really have known a lot of women who aren’t good drivers. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9889 They're threatening to form a ewe-nion. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9890 Would you please ask what is their bottom line? 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9891 I thought you said to wear wool clothing, not sheep clothing 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9892 Sometimes 'ol chap, greed is not so good. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9893 ...wolf in sheep's clothing my baa-hind. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9894 Looks like a bumper year for our clothing store. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9895 I thought you said we should be wolves in woolen clothing. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9896 It's not our fault we look good in their clothing. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9897 I think they're impressed with our tailor 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9898 There having a stand-up job action unless we raise the price of a leg of lamb to $4.80 a pound! 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9899 He wants us to send them to Georgia for the recount 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9900 Where's Our Clothing? 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9901 They said they voted for Biden but weren't counted last night. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9902 They're too dumb to appreciate you, Mr. President. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9903 They find it inappropriate that you’re eating them 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9904 Would it help to wear a sheep's clothing? 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9905 It's baaaa-d. They plan to strike before the annual shearholders meeting. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9906 It time to drop "there's no proof that sheep's clothing works". 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9907 You're right, we'd be much less conspicuous in wool blends. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9908 Oh, they’re just jealous. They’re still wearing last season’s big look. But you and I wouldn’t be caught in that. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9909 I can see they have organized and they are angry. So next time wear sheep's clothing. They hate surprises. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9910 You can't really expect to pull the wool over their eyes, Mr Loup. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9911 We call this a Wolf Blitzkrieg ! 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9912 Perhaps we should have stuck with the sheep’s clothing. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9913 They are actually ALL wolves after us. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9914 We divide 'em. You go tell the far end the Black Ears are plotting a breakaway herd. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9915 They said 72 virgins they never said they'd be wolves 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9916 Time wool tell whether well be able to Ram the new contract down their Bah-rains 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9917 How many of us did you hire for the sheep’s clothing commercial? 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9918 Are you SURE you didn’t ask me to get ‘chic clothing’? 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9919 Tell them about our upcoming war against the minorities 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9920 They say they wont follow unless they get bespoke clothing too 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9921 Too bad they aren’t feline; then we could blame their curiosity. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9922 It's working. Remind me, do they shout "STOP THE SHEAR!!" or "SHEAR THE COAT!!"? 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9923 Just saying...not wearing a wool suit? 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9924 I think they're angry because you took their leader to make a costume and didn't even try it on. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9925 I’m thinking that the nuance of the wool suits may have been overdone. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9926 I think they are objecting to your approach. As a new member of the team, I’m afraid your use of the term “flock off” just doesn’t cut it. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9927 Fake news - the election was fixed 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9928 Who’s going to tell them we are the fake news? 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9929 It seems they’re demanding a recount, Mr. Biden. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9930 Can you tell me which one is the Tasty Trump? 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9931 They herd what you said, it’s baa-d. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9932 THESE ARE THE DAYS IT NEVER RAINS BUT IT POURS 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9933 The shareholders may be angry, but let's not forget, we're the apex predators 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9934 We should have stuck with the tried and true "wolves in sheep's clothing". 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9935 Actually, "me too" 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9936 Tell them the truth - we are allergic to wool! 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9937 Next time hire a shepherd and take the bus! 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9938 Are you sure we were supposed to wear “chic clothing”? 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9939 Sir,they are upset at the mix-up in clothing order. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9940 I'm thinking of a linen suit next time. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9941 What do you think? Will herd immunity work? 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9942 We didn't actually promise that we'd be wearing 100% wool. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9943 Let's try wolves in calves' clothing. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9944 no way they outnumber us; we'll just say they illegally came in by mail 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9945 Okay, Bro. Meeting's over. They're all yours. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9946 No, you tell them that he didn't win. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9947 Keep your eyes down, drop the jacket and back away slowly. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9948 But hey - we had a good run there for a while,right? 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9949 Maybe we should have let the black one stay. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9950 Seriously, you're wearing Marino? 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9951 I think it’s time to recognize that Ovine lives matter. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9952 I told you calling yourself “Virginia” wouldn’t scare them. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9953 They don't like being crammed together like this but crowd-size optics are more important than the flock's mood. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9954 The Judge denied our motion for a change of venue, so I recommend you take the plea bargain. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9955 They claim we've led them astray so don't mention the mutton roast. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9956 I told you that promising them a wool sweater wouldn't go too well. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9957 How's the MLM going? 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9958 I told you “nuttin’ but mutton” was triggering. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9959 They’re upset because they thought coming to a ‘shearing event’ meant hearing George. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9960 Where lead them next?--Over the cliff for all I care. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9961 We would've been less obvious if we went with the sheep's clothing after all 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9962 I thought you said we would wearing sheep suits? Can you say uncomfortable?q 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9963 I didn't think anyone would notice my polyester suit. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9964 I told you would should have gone with Sheep’s clothing instead of Polyester. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9965 So much for gentle as a lamb, this group is not buying the Suit and Tie act, at all!! 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9966 It’s Over! We’re taking our lives back. Go back to Mar-a Lago! 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9967 Listen,the sheep are angry,they feel that we're exploiting them. Listen,did I ever tell you that old expression -- "Absence makes the heart grow fonder." 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9968 Someday the majority sheep will realize they are being manipulated by a few wolves. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9969 They're getting tired of wearing these disguises. Their going to quit unless we locate some sheep soon. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9970 You play good guy, I’ll play bad guy. These sheep won’t suspect a thing. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9971 You never should have told her she has a nice rack of lamb! 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9972 I could have sworn you said ‘chic’ clothing. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9973 They say they want to keep the clothing. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9974 It really gets their dander up--wolves in wool suits waiting for the Maître d. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9975 Come ON...Give me a break! Are you telling me you want me to count all of these sheep so I can fall sleep tonight? 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9976 They started an #equal_grass movement. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9977 Wait... Merino or cashmere? It makes a difference. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9978 They refused our Chef Wolfe's lunch special "Lamb Shank served with onions and Potatoes" 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9979 So, apparently no economic retribution for contests upsets them 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9980 They said you gave them Covid 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9981 How much longer do you think we can pull the wool over their eyes" "they are sheep man, just tweet about it, and it becomes true 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9982 Want to go back to my place? 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9983 Where shall they misdirect their relative deprivation next, sir? 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9984 You know what they say Bob, “Hell hath no fury like a flock of ewes man shorn.” 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9985 Looks like we should have worn our sheep's clothing 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9986 They’re on to us...may be too late to try the sheep costume 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9987 Quanon housewives 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9988 You think they still buy the whole 'all animals are comrades' thing, Jim? 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9989 You think they know?" "Know what? 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9990 I told you they don't mess with casual fridays. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9991 Oh, you wanted the ewes sheared? 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9992 No black sheeps in this herd! Everything is how it should be! 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9993 Jerry, you really have to be here on time, everyone’s upset. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9994 If we want them to glare elsewhere, we need to fire Jeffrey. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9995 how the turn tables 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9996 Holy sheep! concede 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9997 Just keep telling them that everything will be ok so they won’t panic. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9998 I am thinking that this might be the precise moment to come out against Electoral College. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9999 So what your saying is we can no longer grab them by the p***y? 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
10000 should we, I don’t know. Peer pressure is a big thing Bill. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
10001 Do we really have to wait ‘til next year? 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
10002 Did you really tell them about the Merino wool shampoo? 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
10003 - I know they are smiling ... but the media think they are angry, what can I do? 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
10004 I think they finally understand the meaning of layoffs 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
10005 We've got a problem. They are too many. We are sly but we only two won't be able to eat them all! 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
10006 Discussions continue over the collective noun which best describes a group of vegans....... a flock? 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
10007 Apparently, a recount is necessary to keep the ship steady. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
10008 How can I concede defeat, when they're all so angry that I'm not their leader anymore? 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
10009 They're not ready to return their sheep's costume. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
10010 Now what would we have them do today? 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
10011 The bureaucracy of dying 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
10012 they say they're starting a union. Should we just eat them now or listen to their demands? 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
10013 Standing back and standing by 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
10014 They believe that achieving “flock immunity” is the best course of action. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
10015 I think the jig is up, Clarence. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
10016 But are you sure we only counted the legal ones? 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
10017 Presidential hunt 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
10018 Just keep counting for the American dream. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
10019 Babe, our sheep’s clothing is still at the dry cleaners. My hands were tied. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
10020 So are you going to tell them there aren’t any in person Black Friday sales this year or should I 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
10021 Hey, when we told them not use their minds, I stopped using mine too!! What now 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
10022 I think they’re starting to catch on to the fact these suits aren’t actually wool. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
10023 It’s time to admit that ‘wolf in sheep’s clothing’ is cultural appropriation. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
10024 Well...it appears that Nevada, Georgia, Pennsylvania and Minnesota have gone sheep... 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
10025 Wallstreet. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
10026 Welp, we’re flocked. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
10027 If we shave them they might confuse it with National Socialism. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
10028 Voiceover: “...Waiting with baited breathe...this isn’t going to end like the flock believed...” 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
10029 I dont think they like having their wool pulled over their eyes...what now? 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
10030 Are you cheating on us by fleecing the customer too? 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
10031 The Wall Street firm might be have been easier to lead 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
10032 I told you wool doesn’t count as sheep’s clothing 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
10033 Apparently it’s a revolution and we’re the children now. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
10034 There are millions of them and they are not only angry that you lost like a dog but you promised them healthcare 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
10035 we may have underestimated the competency of the sheep” 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
10036 Don’t be a sheep Don, lead your own pack 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
10037 They say it was a lone wolf deal 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
10038 Did you catch the game last night? The Wolves got absolutely destroyed by the Sheep! 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
10039 You told me there would be free grass fields here. My herd is hangry! 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
10040 I guess the lamb chops joke didn't go over so well. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
10041 I told you wool suits wouldn’t be enough to fool them 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
10042 I think they've just realised they're more powerful than us 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
10043 For God's sake, Don! What I said on the phone was; "We need to SHIP them over!" 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
10044 Waiting on them to decide our best interest. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
10045 We were blending right in until you insisted we take off our sheep’s clothing! 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
10046 Sheep in wolves’ clothing my ass! 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
10047 Should we try turning the election map off and back in again? 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
10048 Told you the piglet was there for a reason 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
10049 Make sure you book the four seasons. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
10050 Joe, what do we tell the vote counters to do with rest of the Republican ballots? 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
10051 Ralf, maybe you should reevaluate your how many the sheep be policy 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
10052 Sometimes the clothes do not make the wolf 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
10053 Let's tell them that we like man's clothing better than sheep's clothing. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
10054 Maybe we need a different p r firm... 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
10055 So, I hear the herd here overheard us... 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
10056 They're apparently upset about our new clothing choices. . 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
10057 Can’t help it if my wool suit looks more expensive than theirs 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
10058 now that we will have control again we can sacrifice the sheeple 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
10059 We, Americans can finally see the corruption. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
10060 Look, Brian, I get it, but you have to stop herding the interns. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
10061 You’re not qualified to be a shepherd just because you did a stunt on The Three Little Pigs. And we have a tape of what you did to Red. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
10062 Shepherding ain’t easy, but somebody got to do it. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
10063 Look man, maybe I was not clear enough. I was looking for a guy who looks like me, not like him. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
10064 Look who’s the black sheep now. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
10065 I think dressing for success is more effective than sheep 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
10066 Well,at least we have these suits 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
10067 Sheep to the slaughter. They'll never know we lied. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
10068 I thought maybe we could take them in our sleep. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
10069 No one is sleeping now. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
10070 don’t let it bother you Gene, I like the cashmere 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
10071 It is apparent Mr. Speaker, that the sheep are sick of party bias and alienation, and are prepared to go to the Supreme Court to save their dignity and reputation. They demand that we refrain from wearing wool to hide from the truth . . . 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
10072 The country is awakening ... they are on strike. 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
10073 We forgot the lamb costumes 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
10074 They may be able to claim that you misrepresented yourself 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
10075 They're demanding a Himalayan salt block and I say we appease them. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
10076 I thought sheep wore suits. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
10077 It’s all about the chase for you isn’t it Frank? 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
10078 They’re on to us.” “Ewe think? 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
10079 But I thought this was what you meant by wool suits. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
10080 FOX is pulling the plug. Those sheep can go find greener pastures. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
10081 I swear Boss. I told each of them: “you are not getting promoted unless and until you do something to distinguish yourself.” David B. Smith Miami Beach, FL 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
10082 We should have recognized their union. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
10083 I believe we forgot the leggings and long-sleeved gloves for our four-score and seven brother wolves. Altogether, that makes 174 leggings, 87 left-handed gloves, and 87 “righties!” 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
10084 They stood in long lines at the polls. Can you say anything to make sheep happy again? 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
10085 From Victoria Jones: tonight I submitted a caption, but upon further thought, I do not want my name published. Please remove/delete my submission, or perhaps post it anonymously or by any other name. How about Roy Simms? The caption was, "So far, 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
10086 Heads or tails, chops or legs? 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
10087 Of the sheeple, by the sheeple, for the sheeple?...Bah, humbug! 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
10088 Look. We agreed. Sheep's clothing. You. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
10089 Yes,yes, I think tweed more dashing than shearling too, but goddamit...it was our disguise! 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
10090 They think they're entering the 2021 Line Dancing Team cup. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
10091 Word on the farm has it they've started elementary math. Donnie, they know about the triangle. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
10092 I'd count how outnumbered we are, but I forgot my coffee this morning. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
10093 There’s no pleasing them. No to sheep’s clothing AND a power suit? 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
10094 Your mission, should you choose to accept it,........ 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
10095 Tell them we are just wearing wolf’s clothing. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
10096 Do you think they know? Theoni Moschetti, Boulder, Colorado 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
10097 You take the high road and I'll take the low road 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
10098 It was getting too warm for that sheepskin... 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
10099 What would you do with 70 million sheep demanding to be fleeced? 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
10100 You take out that first one. I'll scatter the rest. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
10101 Yes, I can see now that were in my will shoot was a tad insensitive 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
10102 What they said was NAA NAA We're in the era of a new heard mentality. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
10103 I told you it would be impossible to get a reservation here. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
10104 Do you think they are starting to think they are the ones that should be making decisions about their own bodies instead of us? Don't be ridiculous! They are only sheep. We know better. We will decide what is best for us all. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
10105 It might have been a mistake trying to dress Biden up as one of them 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
10106 They want ALL the votes counted. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
10107 I’m afraid that publishing a honest policy platform was not a great idea 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
10108 Look, Mr. Blitzer, the "Sheeple" will follow my lead, but they are not happy about shaving their arms and legs for the seed money to start our new News Network. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
10109 HEY, I THOUGHT YOU SAID "CHEAP CLOTHING, NOT SHEEP'S CLOTHING! 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
10110 Let’s start saying bah, bah ! 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
10111 I don't think we're dressed right for the occasion. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
10112 Where the heck has Mary disappeared! Not only their number keeps growing, they are getting angrier every time a kid sings that nursery rhyme. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
10113 Bezos, don't look behind you 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
10114 I don't like it when food gets caught in my throat but I really don't like it when it argues on the way down... 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
10115 The could forgive your being a wolf, but it appears they draw the line at cross dressing in sheep’s clothes. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
10116 Maybe business casual would have been better? 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
10117 I said sheep...not CHEAP. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
10118 Yeah, they look mad, but I think I can tackle the third one on my right. Why don’t you grab the one just behind me? 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
10119 I should have taken your sheep’s clothing advice. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
10120 Looks like they're not the sheep we thought they were. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
10121 Some of them believe they weren't counted and demand a recount. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
10122 Do we tell them that it was a new virus? 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
10123 I think someone heard you had lamb chops for dinner last night. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
10124 Soft-pedal the recounting sheep part. Open with praise for our luxurious merino wool suits. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
10125 Good job Mitch getting our independent thinkers in the Senate all on the same page. Your brother,Lindsey 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
10126 I still say we outnumber them. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
10127 Gee, I thought they would be happier to see us. Rebecca Hawkins Paradise Valley , Az 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
10128 Yeah. It’s Polyester.So what? 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
10129 It doesn't look like you're going to be reelected to a second term. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
10130 When I said we should disguise ourselves in sheep’s clothing, I didn’t mean wool suits! 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
10131 Hee Hee, something about Herd Immunity 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
10132 Don’t look behind you. I sure hope these are wolves in sheep’s clothing. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
10133 Well, now we know that dislike businessmen more than wolves. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
10134 More like sheep-ISH dog, amirite? 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
10135 Give me a break, we don't even go to the same tailor. the court appointed me as their attorney. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
10136 They'll have to wait - I know I saw a wolf in sheep's clothing. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
10137 They’re a large voting bloc, but we keep them all in this one district. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
10138 This calls for a diplomatic solution 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
10139 To remain within budget, we went for a very nice wool-and-polyester blend. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
10140 It’s hard being the Bahhhhchelor 🌹 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
10141 There's no way I can do a recount, I've had three coffees 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
10142 THEN THEY KNEW THE TRUTH, AND THE TRUTH WILL SET THEM FREE. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
10143 this is all a baaaaaahhhh point 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
10144 Ewe wouldn’t believe it! My fly was undone 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
10145 -“where all these sheep customers haterage came from ?” - “I don’t know. Maybe hiring more diverse team was not a bad idea after all?” 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
10146 Listen, they’re all sheep 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
10147 Let’s face it, you’re not a wolf in sheep’s clothing. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
10148 I knew we shouldn’t have worn matching outfits. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
10149 Are you certain he’s recommending herd mutany? 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
10150 Either you win or I do. But the deal is equal shares, right? 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
10151 They’re tired of jumping over the fence, they demand jetpacks 😆 your turn @gchang17 @junebug.julie @grgdmnd @je_cochran 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
10152 I told you the real danger here is their herd mentality! 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
10153 ‘They’re saying there’s evidence of widespread fraud and want ‘every sheep to be counted’ 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
10154 Oh, is this what’s like to be out of step? 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
10155 When the folk stopped playing 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
10156 They claim that our grass is greener and that we do not appreciate it. Sir, it looks like we will need to start eating it if we don’t want to share... 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
10157 I guess ‘sheep’s clothing’ has a broader definition than we thought. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
10158 You DID make a lot of promises 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
10159 I told you wool suits don’t count as sheep’s clothing! 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
10160 Next time select ‘send separately’ on Instagram my dude. The whole flock on the same message with your wolf weenie lmao you a legend.” @shittynewyorkercartooncaption 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
10161 They're demanding we maintain status quo! 1.0000 0.03637 28 27 0 0
10162 I talked with them... they want their clothes back. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0