| Rank |
Caption |
Mean |
Precision |
Total votes |
"Unfunny" votes |
"Somewhat funny" votes |
"Funny" votes |
| 0 |
I'm the only one commenting on your name, Dr. Katz? |
2.1765 |
0.08238 |
119 |
39 |
20 |
60 |
| 1 |
Dr. R. O. Dent, I am happy to report that our experiment using Bleach was 98% successful in eradicating the infestation in the White House! |
2.0000 |
1.00000 |
2 |
1 |
0 |
1 |
| 2 |
It's an honor to be working with someone who was in on the ground floor of the research. |
2.0000 |
1.00000 |
2 |
1 |
0 |
1 |
| 3 |
I was wondering if you could say something today about the importance of cheddar, not any chedar, but our own Wisconsin cheddar. |
2.0000 |
0.57735 |
3 |
1 |
1 |
1 |
| 4 |
Professor Morgan, I have the lab results from the last week's clinical trials on your genetic experiment to create a super-smart... Uh, Professor? |
2.0000 |
0.57735 |
3 |
1 |
1 |
1 |
| 5 |
Says here, you have a lot of lab experience. |
1.8261 |
0.18493 |
23 |
11 |
5 |
7 |
| 6 |
I'm impressed by how quickly you made it here, doctor. This lab is a maze. |
1.7692 |
0.16923 |
26 |
13 |
6 |
7 |
| 7 |
Yes, with this serum you'll return to the lab rat pool, but no one can ever take away your Ph D. |
1.7500 |
0.47871 |
4 |
2 |
1 |
1 |
| 8 |
If you're free after work, I know this hole-in-the-wall place you'll love. |
1.7500 |
0.15105 |
28 |
13 |
9 |
6 |
| 9 |
For the last time, Bob, I don’t know who moved your cheese. |
1.7273 |
0.17632 |
22 |
11 |
6 |
5 |
| 10 |
For lunch why don't we go to that hole in the wall place you like. |
1.7188 |
0.12077 |
32 |
13 |
15 |
4 |
| 11 |
I'm also the first in my family! |
1.7143 |
0.17103 |
21 |
10 |
7 |
4 |
| 12 |
Right on time! Everyone else complains this basement is a maze. |
1.7097 |
0.13274 |
31 |
14 |
12 |
5 |
| 13 |
It's a triple-blind study. |
1.7059 |
0.20588 |
17 |
9 |
4 |
4 |
| 14 |
Just got the lab results in regard to the side effects |
1.7059 |
0.18718 |
17 |
8 |
6 |
3 |
| 15 |
Congrats on your promotion. No hard feelings, right? |
1.7000 |
0.14690 |
20 |
8 |
10 |
2 |
| 16 |
It's an honor to be working with you Sir. Sorry about the shrieking and screaming earlier. |
1.6800 |
0.16042 |
25 |
13 |
7 |
5 |
| 17 |
This is awkward. |
1.6667 |
0.66667 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
1 |
| 18 |
Once again, solving the maze doesn't make you co-author. |
1.6667 |
0.66667 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
1 |
| 19 |
Well with your experience in carrying the plague and the recommendation from Mister Eisner, I'm sure you'll be of great service here at the U.S. Army Medical Research Institute of Chemical Defense. Welcome aboard. |
1.6667 |
0.66667 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
1 |
| 20 |
Sir, can I be your Guinea Pig? |
1.6667 |
0.66667 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
1 |
| 21 |
I understand you're already familiar with the lab set-up. |
1.6667 |
0.66667 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
1 |
| 22 |
It's an honor to work with someone who made it out of the maze. |
1.6667 |
0.66667 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
1 |
| 23 |
Just because an experiment succeeded in humans, does not mean it will be effective in mice. |
1.6667 |
0.19803 |
18 |
10 |
4 |
4 |
| 24 |
It's really helpful having an insider's perspective. |
1.6667 |
0.66667 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
1 |
| 25 |
We have good news and bad news. By the way, have you looked in a mirror lately? |
1.6667 |
0.66667 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
1 |
| 26 |
The job description said I would be working with lab rats not for them! |
1.6667 |
0.66667 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
1 |
| 27 |
'I'm sorry Doctor, it's just tofu.' |
1.6667 |
0.66667 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
1 |
| 28 |
Yes, I do like to experiment. Say more. |
1.6667 |
0.66667 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
1 |
| 29 |
I'm your new ethicist. |
1.6667 |
0.66667 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
1 |
| 30 |
Something’s gone terribly wrong. Have you looked in a mirror? |
1.6667 |
0.21390 |
18 |
11 |
2 |
5 |
| 31 |
I have good news and bad news. On the good side, the vaccine is safe and effective. On the bad side, the recipients develop a taste for cheese and a distaste for cats! |
1.6667 |
0.66667 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
1 |
| 32 |
Sorry. Nothing personal, but I never date people I work with. |
1.6667 |
0.66667 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
1 |
| 33 |
There are some concerns about your objectivity. |
1.6667 |
0.18687 |
15 |
7 |
6 |
2 |
| 34 |
I"m proud to be known as the first woman on your research team. But humility compels me to decline being honored also as the first woman to try your experimental formula. |
1.6667 |
0.66667 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
1 |
| 35 |
The environment is a little tough to navigate, but once you figure it out it becomes immediately rewarding. |
1.6667 |
0.66667 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
1 |
| 36 |
The good news is, you should have no trouble finding your way out of the parking lot. |
1.6471 |
0.17023 |
17 |
8 |
7 |
2 |
| 37 |
I do think we need to tell the vaccine volunteers about the side effects. |
1.6429 |
0.19910 |
14 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
| 38 |
Eureka! You're Covid-free and your hearing is 87% sharper. |
1.6429 |
0.13289 |
14 |
5 |
9 |
0 |
| 39 |
Your success in the maze precedes you. |
1.6316 |
0.13702 |
19 |
8 |
10 |
1 |
| 40 |
Now that science doesn't matter, I guess anything is possible! |
1.6250 |
0.20156 |
16 |
9 |
4 |
3 |
| 41 |
Whoa, looks like I’m the new Lab Rat now. |
1.6250 |
0.17970 |
16 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
| 42 |
I'll amend the side effects profile right away, Sir. |
1.6250 |
0.22127 |
16 |
10 |
2 |
4 |
| 43 |
If you give a mouse a lab coat, he is going to ask for some beakers. |
1.6190 |
0.17561 |
21 |
12 |
5 |
4 |
| 44 |
It's just that not many in your classification have asked about our retirement plan. |
1.6190 |
0.17561 |
21 |
12 |
5 |
4 |
| 45 |
I think we are ready for the human trials. |
1.6190 |
0.16148 |
21 |
11 |
7 |
3 |
| 46 |
I just wanted to apologize for the incidents with you and your family before your promotion. |
1.6154 |
0.21299 |
13 |
7 |
4 |
2 |
| 47 |
I love your Halloween costume, Bob. |
1.6154 |
0.24122 |
13 |
8 |
2 |
3 |
| 48 |
Do you have any other laboratory experience besides successfully opening your cage? |
1.6111 |
0.16447 |
18 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
| 49 |
I must have taken the placebo |
1.6111 |
0.20031 |
18 |
11 |
3 |
4 |
| 50 |
I hope you didn't have too much trouble finding your way here. |
1.6111 |
0.18327 |
18 |
10 |
5 |
3 |
| 51 |
We just felt like you could relate to the test subjects better than we could. |
1.6111 |
0.16447 |
18 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
| 52 |
We have the maze ready for you, professor. |
1.6000 |
0.19024 |
15 |
8 |
5 |
2 |
| 53 |
Your parents must be so proud of you after all the sacrifices they made to get you here. |
1.6000 |
0.16330 |
15 |
7 |
7 |
1 |
| 54 |
This is why we normally test the vaccine on mice first. |
1.6000 |
0.19024 |
15 |
8 |
5 |
2 |
| 55 |
You probably won't believe me, but I always thought the maze was a stupid idea. |
1.6000 |
0.16859 |
20 |
11 |
6 |
3 |
| 56 |
I wanted to talk with you about revising the "how to get here" section of our website. |
1.6000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
3 |
1 |
1 |
| 57 |
And where did you do your training? |
1.6000 |
0.16859 |
20 |
11 |
6 |
3 |
| 58 |
Sorry, but upon further consideration the committee thinks there may be a conflict of interest in your hire. |
1.6000 |
0.21381 |
15 |
9 |
3 |
3 |
| 59 |
Like you always say about our experiments: We'll see how they run, see how they run. |
1.6000 |
0.21381 |
15 |
9 |
3 |
3 |
| 60 |
This is taking lab rat to a whole new level |
1.6000 |
0.21381 |
15 |
9 |
3 |
3 |
| 61 |
As you may have heard, we promote from within. |
1.6000 |
0.19024 |
15 |
8 |
5 |
2 |
| 62 |
How does this sound? 'Product tested BY laboratory mice?' |
1.6000 |
0.16330 |
25 |
15 |
5 |
5 |
| 63 |
Before you ask...yes I am a real mouse, no I am not LITERALLY from here, no I don't know the guy over there lost in the maze, yes I am quite comfy in my tie and lab coat, yes I have my PhD in all the things and no you can't see my tail or touch my ears...OK? Great! Now back to this vaccine! |
1.6000 |
0.26667 |
10 |
6 |
2 |
2 |
| 64 |
I just kept turning left. Why do you ask? |
1.5909 |
0.16979 |
22 |
13 |
5 |
4 |
| 65 |
Yes, doctor; today we finally break the cheddar ceiling. |
1.5882 |
0.21107 |
17 |
11 |
2 |
4 |
| 66 |
I started as a lab rat. It's all about who you know. |
1.5882 |
0.19287 |
17 |
10 |
4 |
3 |
| 67 |
I'm sorry, but experience as a research subject doesn't count toward a degree. |
1.5882 |
0.19287 |
17 |
10 |
4 |
3 |
| 68 |
I'm still not convinced there's any market for instant cheese... |
1.5833 |
0.19300 |
12 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
| 69 |
I know I said I'd take the vaccine if you took it first, but... |
1.5833 |
0.22891 |
12 |
7 |
3 |
2 |
| 70 |
Based on your progress, I'd say the drug works. |
1.5833 |
0.19300 |
12 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
| 71 |
I see no reason we can't roll out the vaccine by Election Day. |
1.5833 |
0.22891 |
12 |
7 |
3 |
2 |
| 72 |
Why, no, Professor, I never have seen the movie 'The Fly'. Why do you ask? |
1.5833 |
0.19300 |
12 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
| 73 |
The vaccine is perfect, except for one small side effect. |
1.5833 |
0.19300 |
12 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
| 74 |
I'm sorry, I've never worked with a lab rat before |
1.5833 |
0.22891 |
12 |
7 |
3 |
2 |
| 75 |
Dr. Mauci, this is the special White House blend you asked for...we're calling it, "the big cheese". |
1.5789 |
0.19218 |
19 |
12 |
3 |
4 |
| 76 |
Glad you found this place, sometimes it’s like running through a maze!” |
1.5714 |
0.22761 |
14 |
9 |
2 |
3 |
| 77 |
I understand you grew up around here..... |
1.5714 |
0.13725 |
14 |
6 |
8 |
0 |
| 78 |
I didn’t hear you come in,
you’re as quiet as... |
1.5714 |
0.20203 |
14 |
8 |
4 |
2 |
| 79 |
Which vaccine did you test again? |
1.5714 |
0.17271 |
14 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
| 80 |
And, of course, we would expect you to try the vaccine first. |
1.5714 |
0.13725 |
14 |
6 |
8 |
0 |
| 81 |
We've successfully recreated the moment Jeffrey Toobin took his dick out on a Zoom call. |
1.5714 |
0.20203 |
14 |
8 |
4 |
2 |
| 82 |
I apologize for what happened before your promotion. |
1.5714 |
0.17271 |
14 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
| 83 |
So long as you don't mind a few pricks and prods, I think we'll make a great team. |
1.5714 |
0.20203 |
14 |
8 |
4 |
2 |
| 84 |
I’m glad to see they promote from within. |
1.5714 |
0.13725 |
14 |
6 |
8 |
0 |
| 85 |
Sorry about your relatives. |
1.5714 |
0.20203 |
14 |
8 |
4 |
2 |
| 86 |
There‘s something I‘ve always wanted to ask you. How did your parents meet? |
1.5714 |
0.20203 |
14 |
8 |
4 |
2 |
| 87 |
I see HR is taking their new ‘Promote from Within’ initiative seriously for once. |
1.5714 |
0.20203 |
14 |
8 |
4 |
2 |
| 88 |
I don't think I said "three blind," but, if I did, I'm sorry. I meant double-blind. |
1.5652 |
0.16426 |
23 |
14 |
5 |
4 |
| 89 |
Professor, you have clearly proven that people eventually become the object of their attention. |
1.5625 |
0.18186 |
16 |
9 |
5 |
2 |
| 90 |
Good news! We isolated the mutant gene! |
1.5625 |
0.20349 |
16 |
10 |
3 |
3 |
| 91 |
So, You are our new lab rat. Welcome to the treadmill. |
1.5625 |
0.20349 |
16 |
10 |
3 |
3 |
| 92 |
The new glasses kind of make you look like a giant mouse in a lab coat. |
1.5625 |
0.20349 |
16 |
10 |
3 |
3 |
| 93 |
Well, this is quite a promotion for you!" |
1.5556 |
0.16612 |
18 |
10 |
6 |
2 |
| 94 |
Just sit tight while I find the antidote... I'm sure it's here somewhere. |
1.5556 |
0.16612 |
18 |
10 |
6 |
2 |
| 95 |
Yes. You do have to attend the diversity training. No exceptions. |
1.5556 |
0.14512 |
18 |
9 |
8 |
1 |
| 96 |
HR said lab rat isn’t pejorative. |
1.5500 |
0.18460 |
20 |
13 |
3 |
4 |
| 97 |
We have successfully completed the vaccine trial on republicans, so we can confidently start testing on mice. |
1.5500 |
0.16975 |
20 |
12 |
5 |
3 |
| 98 |
Technically, we said the vaccine had no ‘known’ side effects. |
1.5455 |
0.24730 |
11 |
7 |
2 |
2 |
| 99 |
Like you said. There are no side effects. |
1.5455 |
0.20730 |
11 |
6 |
4 |
1 |
| 100 |
OH RATS!! — Sorry...it's an old habit. |
1.5455 |
0.20730 |
11 |
6 |
4 |
1 |
| 101 |
Welcome, Dr. LaBrat. I believe you'll find our facility squeaky clean. |
1.5455 |
0.20730 |
11 |
6 |
4 |
1 |
| 102 |
I'm sorry Eric, it's over.
You're just not the same man I fell in love with. |
1.5455 |
0.20730 |
11 |
6 |
4 |
1 |
| 103 |
Let me just say that the trajectory of your career path here in the lab it truly inspirational to all of us. |
1.5455 |
0.20730 |
11 |
6 |
4 |
1 |
| 104 |
It looks like we took the experiment a bit too far. |
1.5455 |
0.20730 |
11 |
6 |
4 |
1 |
| 105 |
I think he’s still gonna recognize you, Dr. Fauci. |
1.5455 |
0.20730 |
11 |
6 |
4 |
1 |
| 106 |
This job is a huge upgrade from my old one. |
1.5455 |
0.20730 |
11 |
6 |
4 |
1 |
| 107 |
As you've already deduced, you did NOT receive the placebo. |
1.5417 |
0.15902 |
24 |
15 |
5 |
4 |
| 108 |
Look on the bright side. The other two are blind. |
1.5385 |
0.21529 |
13 |
8 |
3 |
2 |
| 109 |
I'm sorry to tell you this Ms. Welton, but you're under qualified. |
1.5385 |
0.18311 |
13 |
7 |
5 |
1 |
| 110 |
Sorry boss, point well taken, and I promise we won't experiment on your cousins next time... |
1.5385 |
0.18311 |
13 |
7 |
5 |
1 |
| 111 |
Your group of Ivy League graduates weren't given the Placebo. |
1.5385 |
0.18311 |
13 |
7 |
5 |
1 |
| 112 |
Well, well, all that testing and look at you now. |
1.5385 |
0.21529 |
13 |
8 |
3 |
2 |
| 113 |
No, Chen, it's not an insult. We're all lab rats here. |
1.5385 |
0.18311 |
13 |
7 |
5 |
1 |
| 114 |
Actually Mickey we are working on the corona virus and your trying to make a better aged cheddar cheese. |
1.5385 |
0.18311 |
13 |
7 |
5 |
1 |
| 115 |
Yes, Professor, we're only distributing the new Vaccine to Republicans |
1.5385 |
0.18311 |
13 |
7 |
5 |
1 |
| 116 |
It’s just an standard agreement.
Nothing to worry about. |
1.5385 |
0.18311 |
13 |
7 |
5 |
1 |
| 117 |
It is quite evident that you are the G.O.A.T. of lab rats. |
1.5385 |
0.18311 |
13 |
7 |
5 |
1 |
| 118 |
Hi Dennis - did I catch you at a good time? |
1.5385 |
0.24325 |
13 |
9 |
1 |
3 |
| 119 |
You've been watching too many Jeff Goldblum movies... |
1.5385 |
0.18311 |
13 |
7 |
5 |
1 |
| 120 |
Yes, Sir. We lab rats will have our report ready in the morning. |
1.5385 |
0.14391 |
13 |
6 |
7 |
0 |
| 121 |
Nice to meet you at last. I met your parents a couple of experiments ago. |
1.5385 |
0.18311 |
13 |
7 |
5 |
1 |
| 122 |
Let's test the vaccine on humans and then we'll know if it's safe for mice! |
1.5385 |
0.18311 |
13 |
7 |
5 |
1 |
| 123 |
I’m sorry professor, you parents reacted poorly to the drug trial. |
1.5385 |
0.18311 |
13 |
7 |
5 |
1 |
| 124 |
Yes,we encountered that side effect in our vaccine trial. |
1.5385 |
0.21529 |
13 |
8 |
3 |
2 |
| 125 |
Glad you found the lab. This place is like a maze! |
1.5385 |
0.21529 |
13 |
8 |
3 |
2 |
| 126 |
My data says your wife will be fine, please don't worry! |
1.5385 |
0.14391 |
13 |
6 |
7 |
0 |
| 127 |
I have to say, you are one of the best dressed lab mice I’ve ever worked with. |
1.5385 |
0.21529 |
13 |
8 |
3 |
2 |
| 128 |
We think you should test it on yourself, first. |
1.5385 |
0.14391 |
13 |
6 |
7 |
0 |
| 129 |
It’s always great having post-docs with lived experience. |
1.5385 |
0.24325 |
13 |
9 |
1 |
3 |
| 130 |
I think maybe I should go to the press conference. |
1.5333 |
0.19190 |
15 |
9 |
4 |
2 |
| 131 |
Thankfully none of your cousins are showing any side effects |
1.5333 |
0.19190 |
15 |
9 |
4 |
2 |
| 132 |
Yes, even the CEO started out in the mailroom. |
1.5333 |
0.21529 |
15 |
10 |
2 |
3 |
| 133 |
Some of your relatives are involved in our testing procedures. |
1.5333 |
0.19190 |
15 |
9 |
4 |
2 |
| 134 |
Would you like to volunteer for this next test? |
1.5333 |
0.19190 |
15 |
9 |
4 |
2 |
| 135 |
We’re so excited to have someone who can guide us through the maze of government regulations! |
1.5333 |
0.19190 |
15 |
9 |
4 |
2 |
| 136 |
What were you before this experiment started? |
1.5333 |
0.15013 |
15 |
10 |
3 |
2 |
| 137 |
So what made you decide to switch sides? |
1.5333 |
0.16523 |
15 |
8 |
6 |
1 |
| 138 |
Where’s Dr. Johnson? |
1.5333 |
0.19190 |
15 |
9 |
4 |
2 |
| 139 |
Gary, don’t lie. It’s pretty obvious you tasted what was in the beaker. |
1.5333 |
0.19190 |
15 |
9 |
4 |
2 |
| 140 |
The fact that you worked your way up from an entry level position is such an inspiration to me. |
1.5294 |
0.19398 |
17 |
11 |
3 |
3 |
| 141 |
You must be the new Disney representative. |
1.5294 |
0.19398 |
17 |
11 |
3 |
3 |
| 142 |
Uh. I signed up for wine tasting. |
1.5294 |
0.15141 |
17 |
9 |
7 |
1 |
| 143 |
Are you sure you don't have relatives working here? |
1.5294 |
0.17400 |
17 |
10 |
5 |
2 |
| 144 |
It looks like the vaccine is ready for distribution |
1.5294 |
0.19398 |
17 |
11 |
3 |
3 |
| 145 |
And you started at the bottom? Well look at you now. |
1.5294 |
0.15141 |
17 |
9 |
7 |
1 |
| 146 |
Look's like you made it through the maze. |
1.5294 |
0.17400 |
17 |
10 |
5 |
2 |
| 147 |
My conclusion is Yes, size matters. |
1.5294 |
0.19398 |
17 |
11 |
3 |
3 |
| 148 |
Great job in the maze. If you pass the treadmill test, the job is yours. |
1.5294 |
0.19398 |
17 |
11 |
3 |
3 |
| 149 |
I'm sure it's reversable. |
1.5294 |
0.17400 |
17 |
10 |
5 |
2 |
| 150 |
I don't want this to come across as virtue-signaling, but I'm really not comfortable testing cosmetics on animals. |
1.5294 |
0.17400 |
17 |
10 |
5 |
2 |
| 151 |
I heard the lab was hiring from within! |
1.5294 |
0.19398 |
17 |
11 |
3 |
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Jeffrey Toobin masturbated during a zoom meeting this week. |
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Please take a seat. The big cheese will be here shortly. |
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I'm impressed you found your way here so fast! |
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We found a cure! Oh, and you're single again. |
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The promotion tracks at this place are really encouraging! |
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Don’t you understand why you keep getting the runaround ? |
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Good news, Professor! Despite being unable to use lab rats for testing, my man-to-mouse formula has proven to be a success! By the way, how was your coffee this morning? |
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I don’t want you to feel trapped or stuck. |
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Your duties here will be on a straight and narrow path. |
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That's right, we do all our experimenting on cats. |
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I'm afraid the tests show that someone slipped you a Mickey. |
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The good news is your lab coat fits perfectly. |
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Sorry I'm late. I'm having trouble learning my way around the building. |
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Believe me, they were all volunteers. |
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I called you in because there's a maze involved. |
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No offense, but I don’t think what you took was the placebo. |
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Next time let's inject the Human DNA into Mice. |
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Tax evasion is the real end of the labyrinth. |
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Are you certain all subjects got their Clorox shots before you started the Trial? It's important to the White House that they're guaranteed germ-free. |
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Your son is amazing, but I don't think we can use him for this one. |
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Hey, I remember you! |
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And you think I'm spending too much time in the Lab. |
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I've been asked to lead this study due to your inherent bias. |
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You're absolutely right, I haven't worked in the lab as long as you have. |
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Where’s the maze? |
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The experiment worked! Whether it was a success is objective. |
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We know the side effects so let's test for efficacy. |
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#MyNewYorkerCaption. |
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Lab tests show you got the sweet mouse face while our leader got the brain. |
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Yes, I have been sampling the mouse pheromone drug, you cutie |
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And they say owners look like their dogs.... |
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Yes. I did know your parents. Funny story. |
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It's my understanding that there are some things that lawyers just won't do. |
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I Don't think Doctor, that using humans as Guinea Pigs is such a good idea. |
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You look familiar. Have you worked here before? |
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I feel like we've met before... Maybe in another lab? |
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We are excited about your first day too, but I just want to talk to you briefly about what we have in the cages... |
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It doesn't count as animal testing if you're my height. |
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That’s a good start, you found your way to the lab. |
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I do really like you, but we’re not changing your dissection date. |
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This part of the maze requires you to cure cancer while using proper pronouns. |
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Good News! This vaccine will not be trsted on mice. |
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Sir, the cheese is for the little ones. |
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They told me that I'd be working with someone who had been genetically designed to conduct scientific research, but I just assumed they were engaging in hyperbole. |
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My, doctor, what big ears you have. |
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It's not that I don't date mice, I just don't believe in office romances. |
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The people in the cages are complaining that all they have to eat is cheese. |
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I haven't seen you since I was an undergrad and you were a test subject. My, how far you've come! |
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It’s an unfortunate side effect, but you now have 70% immunity to Covid. |
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Look at you. I remember when you were just a little rat runt |
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Well, on the bright side you're now the Big Cheese. |
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Still can't believe I get paid 80% of your salary |
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Your intimate knowledge with scientific experiments is a great resource for me in this work on mice and Covid 19! |
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Sir, it is a real honor to work for someone with your laboratory experience |
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Oh yes, Dr. Ratagain. I have wanted to meet you ever since I read your works back in 2020. Thank you for this opportunity to work with you. |
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So, what's your pronoun? |
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I understand you came up through the ranks. |
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Mickey, you were amazing." |
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Okay, maybe there was one side effect I should have mentioned. |
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No sir, I'm not working on a better mouse trap. |
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You looked...tinier on your application. |
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'... and you say you've tested this yourself?' |
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Our vegan-inducing drug is ready to go to trial, and fifty cats from Change Your Nature’s (CYN) psych ward already signed up. |
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Think you are identifying too much with the subjects of our tests |
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Sure, I'll do the maze, but do I get to pick the cheese? |
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You said the side effects would be minor. |
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Amazing, sir— you’ve uncovered yet another way to spread disease. |
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I told you to stop experimenting on mice...Karma, man... |
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That last dose was plainly too great! |
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Well, Kevin, when a man loves a woman they have very special feelings for one another and something very special happens and she becomes a mommy. Your mommy was a very pretty mouse and your father no longer works for the university. |
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Of course, if I'd known he was your brother, I would have treated him differently. |
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We're 97.5% there. |
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I was at a dead end until I studied your work on maze theory. |
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You don't look like you photograph on Match.com |
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Well umm..no, you didn't get the placebo." |
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Glad you took one for the team. |
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It's Doctor Minnie Mouse, if it's all the same to you. |
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So I think the side effects of our Covid vaccine are acceptable, you? |
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Yes, the mousetraps are catch and release. |
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The committee hasn't decided what your role will be in the next round of testing |
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In Control Group A, the results show removing cell phones from the subjects produced increased anxiety, depression and fear. |
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The data suggests that you’re a lab rat. |
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„Let me guess, another experiment about cheese?“ |
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No, no side effects, just a slight headache, what about you? |
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Congratulations on your Nobel Cheese Prize. |
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Weird...all the cheese was missing from the mazes again this morning! |
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Yes sir, as advised, we have replaced the lab rats with lawyers. Beside the fact that lawyers are more numerous, we found that the lab techs were getting too attached to the rats. |
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It's good to see there is upward mobility in research these days! |
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I know, I know! But, how cool would it be if you won a Nobel prize? |
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This is going to be awkward. |
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You are almost there, about 3% more to be just like me, then you are just like us, Disney family. |
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Well, let’s look at the positive, at least you didn’t lose your sense of smell for dairy! |
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God, they grow up quickly nowadays! |
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I just wanted to express my condolences for your 600 nieces and nephews.” |
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The last one we called Algernon. |
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You want to build a better what? |
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I've narrowed it down to three possible co-workers who could be stealing my cheese sandwich every day |
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« So this is the Lab Ethics form I mentioned. » |
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Now that you've found your way out of the maze, the real work begins. |
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thank you boss |
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Sorry about my jumping up on the chair a minute ago. |
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OK, in this experiment you can play the doctor and I'll be the shy lab assistant. |
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It's inspiring to the young mice here to see a role model. |
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Well, not ALL ears, but close |
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I’d be happy to show you around. It’s like a maze in here. |
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Seems there's been a little glitch with the mouse cloning experiment. |
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Ooooh. while an afternoon running through a maze in search of “that perfect cheese“ does sound delightful, company policy says I can’t date the subjects of my experiments. |
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Why do you want to go right to the human trials? |
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Any chance you can navigate a lawsuit? |
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Oh--I thought they called you that because you spent so much time in the lab. |
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I love mazes, will that be next in the orientation? |
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How did you get started in lab research? |
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You look like you know your way around a lab. |
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Well,the preliminary results show that it does prevent cancer in humans. |
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I'm sure you'll have no trouble finding your way around. |
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I don't mind going on another date... But do we have to eat cheese again? |
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Yes I would be pleased to discuss my findings over a cheese plate. |
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I'm new here, sir.
Should I address you as Michael or Mickey? |
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Professor, the American specimen refused to travel through the maze and find the cheese. It declared to have some sort of lactose sensitivity. |
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Now that you're hired, I'd like you to run a few tests. |
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I like you too, Gary, but have you heard of the Stockholm Syndrome? |
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You were already here before your apprenticeship? |
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A hundred per cent success rate, Doctor. All the cats died. |
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You have certainly exceeded our expectations. |
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I’m so glad our company no longer conducts animal testing—it was so cruel to the rabbits and guinea pigs. |
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I hope you'll find the academic treadmill more rewarding than your last one. |
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I only found the cafeteria thanks to your insight and mentoring ...this really IS a maze! |
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If you need anything, I'll be in my office--down the hallway, then left, left, left, second right, right again, left, right, and left. |
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We don't know yet, of course, but I'm guessing you weren't given the placebo. |
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The Director has asked for your participation in another capacity for this experiment. |
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At least I’m not the only one who forgot my mask. |
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Sir, the results are in...you are NOT the father |
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And you say this has been peer reviewed? |
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The results are in! Looks like you just squeaked through. |
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It isn’t like Tom to be late. Have you seen him? |
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After all, we're not so different from each other |
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Small world! I used to work with your brother Mickey. |
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I think I know who moved my cheese |
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We may never know which one of us was in the placebo group. |
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Let me just be the first to say that we’re all so impressed with how far you’ve come. |
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Our new employee was born and raised here |
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Yes, I appreciate your background, but I'm afraid you're overqualified. |
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You remember that show HOUSE? Yeah, they based the main character off of me. Artistic liberties were taken. |
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Would it make you feel better for me to call them lab rodents? |
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...and I’m afraid this next test is a conflict of interest for you doctor. |
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Can I join the Ninja Turtles again? |
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Your rash seems to have cleared up overnight” |
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Do you ever think, maybe we’re in a cartoon? |
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Oh yes, we definitely promote from within! |
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We have strict rules against researchers testing on themselves, but in your case I think we can make an exception. |
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I’ll let you take things from here, Dr. Mouse. We both know last time I was in charge things did not go as expected. |
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Our genomes are strikingly similar! |
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Some drinks and cheese after work does sound good. |
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You're pregnant |
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Hi, I'm Catherine, most folks just call me Cat. |
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If You Give a Mouse a Degree |
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I'd say the laboratory animal rights activists were highly successful. |
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No, we’re not ready to push the vaccine yet. This isn’t some Mickey Mouse organization. |
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Welcome! I’m Kat...with a K. |
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Gene, have you been editing? |
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Why yes I did try the one marked LSD. |
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I'd love to go to the corn maze with you. |
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So it's agreed we'll order our pizza with lots of extra cheese. |
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I have been meaning to talk with you about this new covid vaccine we are trying on mice.... I mean rats. |
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Professor, the Dean asked me to let you know that there have been several complaints of species discrimination from your students. |
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But I don't want to run around in a cage with lots of mysterious partitions. |
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Thank you for agreeing to take the first coronavirus vaccine doctor ... it seems to have only one minor side effect... |
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Looks like the other guy got the placebo !! |
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According to our results the ends do indeed justify the means. |
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Your previous lab experience is amazing |
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I don't think that was a micro dose Kevin. |
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Of course the cheese you seek in this maze is tenure. |
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Hey, Algernon! How was your nap? |
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That's funny, I had you pegged as an auditory learner. |
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‘I don’t know if you’ve noticed, but… there have been some unexpected side effects.” |
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If you have no concerns about experimenter bias, I'd say this new project is a go! |
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Dr. Nichols, it’s because of you that I became a lab rat. |
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No use spinning your wheels over this. |
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Professor, you’re not hearing what I’m saying. |
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I think we’re ready to test this on humans, Dr. Algernon. |
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Side effects include acceleration of the food chain. |
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It's beginning to feel like I'm trapped in a maze. Can you relate? |
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You look amazing!The side effects are hardly even noticeable on a man as regal as you President Trump! |
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Forgive me. I normally do this on a chair while screaming. |
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Sorry, this clinical trial vaccine trial does not correct mousetakes. |
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Isn't it funny they made you the head of the research lab before they gave me equal pay? |
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Clinical trials in humans might be a way off Bob. |
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We're hard at work to incubate a suitable partner for you. |
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Any trouble finding your way around–sorry, of course not. |
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The results are in. I can see you’re all ears. |
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I'm sorry, I feel like I need to experiment with other mice. |
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No thanks, I don’t think I’ll try the experimental dose too. |
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So you want to inject the Cats with bleach? |
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The research is cutting edge, the safety protocols not so much. |
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Cute, but that's not what masking means. |
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PhD or no PhD, you still have to run the maze again. |
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Again with the mouse-splaining! |
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Ok the lab results are in... the baby is not yours |
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The human subjects are waiting for you in the maze, Dr. M. |
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I hope you realize how important you are to our research. |
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Could you change back before I start screaming? |
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You want me to be a subject in your experiment? |
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| 354 |
Wait, are you really big or am I really small? |
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Hmm. We’ve never really used cats for the lab tests but I suppose it’s worth considering. |
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So-Am I correct in presuming that theses extracts are from lab raised humans? |
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I'm glad I'm working with someone that I don't have to worry about masks or social distancing. |
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This moonshine you’ve been making sure has gotten to one of us. |
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Wow! They're really serious about diversity. |
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Glad you got out of being experimented on, earned a Ph.D., and that you're the one to do the experiments. |
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I hear you started at an entry-level position, too. |
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The least you could do is to clean up your own turds. |
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And sir I respect that you’ve worked your way up. |
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The good news is that the new cure has worked. However, there are some side effects we need to think about. |
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Mrs. Brumley's CAT scan is tomorrow so you might want to take the day off. |
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Your test came back negative. |
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May I say Sir, your rise, from unpaid intern to head of the lab, is inspirational! |
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You look familiar. |
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The tests are complete....all the genes are murine |
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Well, we were really underestimating your potential in that maze, weren't we? |
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I can’t get away from the feeling we’re just both diversity hires |
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I knew this job would be a rat race, but I didn't know I'd have to race a rat. |
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But sir, I'm not sure the FDA will consider our results unbiased. |
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I take it your self-test didn’t turn out as planned. |
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Thanks, again, for testing it on yourself. |
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I suggest we go straight to human trials. |
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| 377 |
Mouse jeans? What were you thinking? |
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| 378 |
Is it true you ratted me out for being ,"cheesy"? |
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| 379 |
'Yes, I understand that. But it did cure the dry cough.' |
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To be honest, I think we're waaaaay past informing the ethics committee about our work. |
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| 381 |
Joe, when did mouse symptoms first appear? |
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| 382 |
Per CDC orders, the vaccine will be tested on humans first. |
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| 383 |
Rats! These human experiments are not working out. |
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| 384 |
I have to confess something, and before I do, let me just say I had no idea it was your cousin. |
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| 385 |
Their union leader, I presume? |
1.4545 |
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| 386 |
Yes, but are you a man or a mouse? |
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| 387 |
There was a slight mix-up in the vaccine trial you volunteered for. |
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I think this vaccine is not quite ready. |
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Welcome. I understand you've spent your whole life in a lab. |
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Dr. 599, it's been such a pleasure watching you grow and rise in the ranks. |
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I don’t think this is enough to pause the trials. |
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First, let me explain the 'oopsie' in the lab involving your pill minder and then I'll tell you why all the mirrors have been taken down. |
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| 393 |
Congratulations Professor! I see that your vaccine trial was successful. |
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Remember the good old days when all we had to do was run around in a cage?. . . |
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| 395 |
Yes sir, I set them all free in the meadow this morning. |
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| 396 |
Unfortunately, we could not find the tiny people you requested |
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| 397 |
I feel it’s time we spoke about your work-life balance. |
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| 398 |
Well, you certainly landed on your feet after getting laid off at Disney World. |
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| 399 |
Pardon me sir .... but the data does not add up. I smell a rat! |
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That is correct sir, the committee and I suspect a certain bias in the data |
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| 401 |
Yes, I think my ears are starting to grow. |
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Yes, doctor, I can see you were not part of the placebo group. |
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| 403 |
We're not going to get anything done if you keep eating every piece of cheese meant for the experiments. |
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I'm a big fan of your treatise on maze dynamics, Professor. |
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It's so inspiring how you worked your way up from the bottom, sir. |
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| 406 |
Well, boss, I have noticed a change in you since that bleach injection. |
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| 407 |
It's still a triple-blind study. |
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I'm told you like to hire from within. |
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| 409 |
No! Your iced tea was on the left! |
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This may sound crazy, but I'd like to re-do the experiment without using cheese." |
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| 411 |
You did very well on the maze but I’m sorry we can’t grant you tenure. |
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I'm just guessing, Todd, but I don't think you got the placebo. |
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| 413 |
And, of course, neither of us will know which is the control. |
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| 414 |
I'm guessing you weren't in the control group. |
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| 415 |
So, you found your way out of the maze then? |
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So, to fast-track this vaccine, are you sure we should skip the rodent testing phase? |
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I don’t know. You weren’t ‘all ears’ the last time. |
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| 418 |
Actually, I knew your parents when the experiment first began. |
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Sorry to let you down but I just could not figure out the maze |
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| 420 |
I see you are supervising the Covid-19 Human Challenge Trials for a vaccine? |
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So, yes, my findings clearly indicate that humans are the real rats. |
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But boss! What big ears you have. |
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If you're okay with the side-effects, I think we've got a winner. |
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When they said I'd be working with mice, this isn't exactly what I had in mind. |
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| 425 |
Now this has worked on mice, it's time for human trials. |
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Why? Because we like you. |
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I told them your species would eventually evolve! |
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| 428 |
I’ve learned so much working with mice in the lab. |
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| 429 |
I take it you've filled out the conflict of interest form. |
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| 430 |
I took three of those yesterday, and now you look like a mouse. |
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Yes, the 4 cheeses are a great incentive! |
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I've never worked with anyone who had better rapport with the subjects. |
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Didn't I test mascara on you last week? Nice to see they're finally hiring internally. |
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| 434 |
Yes, we DID adjust test results to account for anthropomorphism. |
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| 435 |
You've come a long way since your maze days. |
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Congrats on working your way up! |
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| 437 |
Yes, I can see the new vaccine had some unanticipated side effects. |
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| 438 |
Leslie, please stop reminding me I was made in one of your tubes. |
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| 439 |
The vaccine worked well in the controlled test in humans. But we have to do further testing to be sure if it will be as effective in mice. |
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| 440 |
I apologize for calling you a lab rat, Dr. Maus. |
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You’ll be happy to hear that the cafeteria is doubling the amount of cheese on its menu. |
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You try it first. |
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No, Dr. White. While your lab experience is indisputable I must insist, cheese is not the desired result. |
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I'm sorry if they were your ancestors. I was just following orders |
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| 445 |
Charles, maybe I should be the one to deliver the news that bubonic plague is the cure for COVID. |
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Doctor when you volunteered they did say the vaccine might have underlying effects |
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| 447 |
Not many interns get this far |
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| 448 |
Well, let's say I'm self-taught |
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| 449 |
We started from the bottom, now we're here! |
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You know some of my best friends are mice |
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| 451 |
: Excuse me. Could you step into Room 2 please? |
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If I'm being honest, it's both rewarding and depressing that my former test subject is now my supervisor. |
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sorry, I guess they didn’t tell you in the interview.... |
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My brother is a gym rat. |
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We will have to test on humans first, of course, before we give it to mice. |
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We’re thrilled that The National Federation of Lab Rats has agreed to be part of this study!! |
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This weekend I know where we can do a corn maze and then scamper right over to a cute little hole-in-the-wall bar. |
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Morale in this room has improved by 50% since we switched to lab cats. |
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I know it’s a bit of a maze getting here. |
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We've received some complaints about nepotism. |
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After you see the results, you may want to rethink cutting corners. |
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We're skipping animal trials for the vaccine. Time to #FindSomething New? |
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We can definitively conclude that you were not given the placebo. |
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5 |
1 |
| 464 |
No sorry, I have not seen your children." |
1.4375 |
0.18186 |
16 |
11 |
3 |
2 |
| 465 |
Who told you I was looking for a little tail?" |
1.4375 |
0.18186 |
16 |
11 |
3 |
2 |
| 466 |
No, I prefer a mild cheddar. |
1.4375 |
0.15729 |
16 |
10 |
5 |
1 |
| 467 |
Congratulations on making department head! |
1.4375 |
0.18186 |
16 |
11 |
3 |
2 |
| 468 |
Are those new glasses? |
1.4375 |
0.20349 |
16 |
12 |
1 |
3 |
| 469 |
You solved the maze - I got it - but I was still planning on running this experiment. |
1.4286 |
0.20203 |
7 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
| 470 |
I’ve added ‘an increase in adorability’ to the list of possible side effects. |
1.4286 |
0.20203 |
7 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
| 471 |
Is there a doctor in the mouse? |
1.4286 |
0.29738 |
7 |
5 |
1 |
1 |
| 472 |
I’m going to need a urine sample. |
1.4286 |
0.29738 |
7 |
5 |
1 |
1 |
| 473 |
Eur-eek!-a |
1.4286 |
0.17271 |
14 |
9 |
4 |
1 |
| 474 |
It's nice to have someone with your laboratory experience join us. |
1.4286 |
0.20203 |
7 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
| 475 |
Not to worry. They're all asymptomatic. |
1.4286 |
0.20203 |
14 |
10 |
2 |
2 |
| 476 |
I studied your work in medical school. |
1.4286 |
0.20203 |
7 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
| 477 |
May I say that it's an honor to work under the scientist who solved world hunger by figuring out how to clone cheese? |
1.4286 |
0.20203 |
7 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
| 478 |
So just to clarify: the WiFi password is 'ch33se'? |
1.4286 |
0.20203 |
14 |
10 |
2 |
2 |
| 479 |
No. I wasn't expecting someone with a tie. |
1.4286 |
0.17271 |
14 |
9 |
4 |
1 |
| 480 |
I told you not to try the latest COVID-19 vaccination until it had been tested. |
1.4286 |
0.20203 |
7 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
| 481 |
Tell me about your work. I’m all ears. |
1.4286 |
0.20203 |
7 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
| 482 |
And exactly what makes you think our clinical trial has been compromised? |
1.4286 |
0.17271 |
14 |
9 |
4 |
1 |
| 483 |
I'm afraid the maze development subjects have walked off the job and they're refusing to negotiate with anyone but you. |
1.4286 |
0.13725 |
14 |
8 |
6 |
0 |
| 484 |
We can’t know from the lab results for humans that the vaccine will be effective for mice. |
1.4286 |
0.20203 |
14 |
10 |
2 |
2 |
| 485 |
I would just like to say that I LOVED your studies on large pieces of cheese. |
1.4286 |
0.29738 |
7 |
5 |
1 |
1 |
| 486 |
haha.... no I have no idea where the missing LSD sample is professor. |
1.4286 |
0.17271 |
14 |
9 |
4 |
1 |
| 487 |
Doctor, I’m afraid you’re starting to identify with our test subjects again ... |
1.4286 |
0.20203 |
7 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
| 488 |
I’m so sorry, I really didn’t think they would mind |
1.4286 |
0.20203 |
7 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
| 489 |
Sir, about those trial vaccines... |
1.4286 |
0.20203 |
7 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
| 490 |
Your work experience with fleas is very impressive. We’re so happy to have you join our disease research team. |
1.4286 |
0.20203 |
7 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
| 491 |
When we assigned you to the “control” group, we didn’t actually mean that you’d be in control of this experiment! |
1.4286 |
0.20203 |
7 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
| 492 |
It's slower going with the other mice... |
1.4286 |
0.13725 |
14 |
8 |
6 |
0 |
| 493 |
Now, about the maze... |
1.4286 |
0.20203 |
7 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
| 494 |
You know your way around already. Just ring the bell if you need anything. |
1.4286 |
0.29738 |
7 |
5 |
1 |
1 |
| 495 |
No, we never use tissue samples from mice. These are all from cats. |
1.4286 |
0.20203 |
7 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
| 496 |
This is the beginning of the new rat race. |
1.4286 |
0.17271 |
14 |
9 |
4 |
1 |
| 497 |
I am from the FDA and we need to ask a few questions about who got tested |
1.4286 |
0.20203 |
14 |
10 |
2 |
2 |
| 498 |
And all of a sudden I see Jeffrey Toobin’s member on the zoom call |
1.4286 |
0.20203 |
14 |
10 |
2 |
2 |
| 499 |
We're always delighted when former specimens come back to visit us. |
1.4286 |
0.13725 |
14 |
8 |
6 |
0 |
| 500 |
Mice experiments? What mice experiments? |
1.4286 |
0.17271 |
14 |
9 |
4 |
1 |
| 501 |
No, it's not that. I just have a policy of not dating co-workers. |
1.4286 |
0.29738 |
7 |
5 |
1 |
1 |
| 502 |
Professor Jefferson said one pill makes you larger, one pill makes you small, but these are tubes. |
1.4286 |
0.15430 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 503 |
They never talk about Of Mice and Women. |
1.4286 |
0.29738 |
7 |
5 |
1 |
1 |
| 504 |
So I see our first test tube baby is a big girl now! |
1.4286 |
0.20203 |
7 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
| 505 |
Of course I can simplify my explanation: Squeak squeak-squeak-squeak, squeak squeak-squeak-squeak. |
1.4286 |
0.20203 |
7 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
| 506 |
we got no adverse affects from testing this with people, so it should be safe to put in cheese. |
1.4286 |
0.20203 |
7 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
| 507 |
I feel we should address the elephant in the room . . . |
1.4286 |
0.20203 |
7 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
| 508 |
Of course it's impressive, it's just not a Freshman lab experiment. |
1.4286 |
0.20203 |
7 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
| 509 |
I don’t want to blow your cover, Super Mouse, but you’re going to have to test this vaccine. |
1.4286 |
0.20203 |
7 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
| 510 |
I can see how this experiment may lead to some moral issues for you... |
1.4286 |
0.20203 |
7 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
| 511 |
Yes, I was a bit of a lab rat in grad school, too. |
1.4286 |
0.17271 |
14 |
9 |
4 |
1 |
| 512 |
We're hoping you can navigate the regulatory maze. |
1.4286 |
0.20203 |
7 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
| 513 |
Behind Every Smart Mouse Is A Even Smarter Woman |
1.4286 |
0.17271 |
14 |
9 |
4 |
1 |
| 514 |
Just don't get into a trap. We need the vaccine quickly. |
1.4286 |
0.20203 |
7 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
| 515 |
I have some good news, Algernon, and some bad news. |
1.4286 |
0.29738 |
7 |
5 |
1 |
1 |
| 516 |
The vaccine will keep you from getting covid but there is a side effect. |
1.4286 |
0.17271 |
14 |
9 |
4 |
1 |
| 517 |
I know you're new here but you look familiar. |
1.4286 |
0.20203 |
7 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
| 518 |
You may have to jump through hoops to get things done around here, but you'll never have to run a maze. |
1.4286 |
0.20203 |
7 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
| 519 |
I’m frightened the admin may be setting a trap for you sir. |
1.4286 |
0.20203 |
7 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
| 520 |
we'll bring the cats in next |
1.4286 |
0.29738 |
7 |
5 |
1 |
1 |
| 521 |
We're always happy to have Alumni come back to the program |
1.4286 |
0.17271 |
14 |
9 |
4 |
1 |
| 522 |
Dr. Mauci, we have a problem. The President wants the vaccine tomorrow |
1.4286 |
0.20203 |
7 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
| 523 |
I don't want to be presumptuous but I noticed a few missing cheese samples... |
1.4286 |
0.29738 |
7 |
5 |
1 |
1 |
| 524 |
"I feel so much better with you on our ethics committee." |
1.4286 |
0.29738 |
7 |
5 |
1 |
1 |
| 525 |
We know the vaccine works on humans, but we'll need more testing to make sure it's safe for mice. |
1.4286 |
0.20203 |
7 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
| 526 |
Sorry; when I said that the "lab rats" had been busy, I didn't mean it to be personal. |
1.4286 |
0.20203 |
14 |
10 |
2 |
2 |
| 527 |
Sorry Rod, but we ran out of mice to test the new vaccine on. As per your contract, you're next in line. |
1.4286 |
0.20203 |
7 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
| 528 |
You want me to eat 20 pounds of cheese a day so we can learn if it is harmful to mice? |
1.4286 |
0.29738 |
7 |
5 |
1 |
1 |
| 529 |
Next, we’ll reviews your Maze performance results. |
1.4286 |
0.29738 |
7 |
5 |
1 |
1 |
| 530 |
I’m so sorry, I wasn’t aware they had a union rep. |
1.4286 |
0.20203 |
7 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
| 531 |
Professor, I don’t want to jump to any conclusions, but do you know anything about my missing cheese sandwich? |
1.4286 |
0.13725 |
14 |
8 |
6 |
0 |
| 532 |
My grandfather experimented on your grandfather. |
1.4286 |
0.20203 |
7 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
| 533 |
Let's discuss 'Of Mice and Men' |
1.4286 |
0.20203 |
7 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
| 534 |
Up for shots!?! |
1.4286 |
0.29738 |
7 |
5 |
1 |
1 |
| 535 |
You may want to carefully go over your notes on the last lab experiment — and then go look into a mirror … |
1.4286 |
0.29738 |
7 |
5 |
1 |
1 |
| 536 |
We embrace diversity in this organization. Miss Jones |
1.4286 |
0.20203 |
14 |
10 |
2 |
2 |
| 537 |
Thank you for being part of the Phase 1 trial. |
1.4286 |
0.17271 |
14 |
9 |
4 |
1 |
| 538 |
ok, go ahead.. i'm all ears |
1.4286 |
0.29738 |
7 |
5 |
1 |
1 |
| 539 |
Thanks for registering for the covid vaccine trials. Do you have any underlying conditions? |
1.4286 |
0.13725 |
14 |
8 |
6 |
0 |
| 540 |
I just need you to sign this conflict of interest form |
1.4286 |
0.20203 |
7 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
| 541 |
Now let's see if we can turn you back. |
1.4286 |
0.17271 |
14 |
9 |
4 |
1 |
| 542 |
Good news. Waking up and discovering you’ve turned into a giant mouse can be dropped from the list of side effects. |
1.4286 |
0.20203 |
7 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
| 543 |
Good news: we found the cure for cancer!
Bad news: human cancer. |
1.4286 |
0.20203 |
7 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
| 544 |
It would appear that the gene splicing experiments are progressing more quickly and successfully than expected..... |
1.4286 |
0.20203 |
7 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
| 545 |
This lab is a maze. |
1.4286 |
0.20203 |
7 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
| 546 |
Glad you found your way here. That actually was the experiment. |
1.4286 |
0.29738 |
7 |
5 |
1 |
1 |
| 547 |
You know the protocol. |
1.4286 |
0.20203 |
7 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
| 548 |
I think its time you consider stepping down |
1.4286 |
0.20203 |
7 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
| 549 |
Alright Doctor, just to clarify, I’ll be put in a maze and will navigate the pizza through sheer sense of smell? |
1.4286 |
0.20203 |
7 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
| 550 |
Woman: I thought you were working at Disneyland? |
1.4286 |
0.20203 |
7 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
| 551 |
Of course, they’re still going to kill you at the end of the experiment, but aren’t the lab coats cool? |
1.4286 |
0.20203 |
7 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
| 552 |
For a lab rat, you’re doing a pretty good job |
1.4286 |
0.29738 |
7 |
5 |
1 |
1 |
| 553 |
Yes doctor, I hid your dinner in the maze just the way you like it. |
1.4286 |
0.20203 |
14 |
10 |
2 |
2 |
| 554 |
Your office is just down the hall to the left, then right, then right again, then left, then right, then straight, then left, left again, then right... |
1.4286 |
0.29738 |
7 |
5 |
1 |
1 |
| 555 |
I tested these on the lab humans |
1.4286 |
0.20203 |
7 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
| 556 |
Well, it looks like we can stop testing on your nieces and nephews and move on to testing with MY nieces and nephews. |
1.4286 |
0.13725 |
14 |
8 |
6 |
0 |
| 557 |
I've always admired the way you worked your way up in the company. |
1.4286 |
0.20203 |
7 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
| 558 |
Hear me out... plant based cheese additive for today's busy house mouse. |
1.4286 |
0.20203 |
7 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
| 559 |
Good news, Dr. Mouse: Our study shows that the concept of a mouse in a lab coat is an inherently funny premise which requires no caption. Frankly, to add one would merely take away from the silliness and would probably kill the joke. Also, you have cancer. |
1.4286 |
0.29738 |
7 |
5 |
1 |
1 |
| 560 |
Well, that PhD diploma definitely changed you! |
1.4286 |
0.20203 |
7 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
| 561 |
Oh well oh well! Look who’s going to the science fair this year ! |
1.4286 |
0.29738 |
7 |
5 |
1 |
1 |
| 562 |
When I said I needed you in the lab, the isn’t exactly what I had in mind... |
1.4286 |
0.20203 |
7 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
| 563 |
Someone chewed all of our research. |
1.4167 |
0.14865 |
12 |
7 |
5 |
0 |
| 564 |
Welcome to the lab, I am going to give you a quick tour because this place can be like a maze. |
1.4167 |
0.14865 |
12 |
7 |
5 |
0 |
| 565 |
I really like the way this organization promotes from within. |
1.4167 |
0.14865 |
12 |
7 |
5 |
0 |
| 566 |
May I be so bold as to say your research is the cat's meow? |
1.4167 |
0.22891 |
12 |
9 |
1 |
2 |
| 567 |
I must say, sir, you are a remarkable rat success story. |
1.4167 |
0.19300 |
12 |
8 |
3 |
1 |
| 568 |
Really? I started out in the lab, too. |
1.4167 |
0.22891 |
12 |
9 |
1 |
2 |
| 569 |
Dr. Fauci, I know you're under pressure, but I think we should tell President Trump that the COVID vaccine might have some side effects. |
1.4167 |
0.19300 |
12 |
8 |
3 |
1 |
| 570 |
Wow, you really showed Darwin. |
1.4167 |
0.19300 |
12 |
8 |
3 |
1 |
| 571 |
There are new rules about including yourself in the lab experiments. |
1.4167 |
0.19300 |
12 |
8 |
3 |
1 |
| 572 |
We finally isolated the virus. It was a maze of possibilities. |
1.4167 |
0.14865 |
12 |
7 |
5 |
0 |
| 573 |
You say you’re ready for testing on humans. Can I see your lab notes. |
1.4167 |
0.19300 |
12 |
8 |
3 |
1 |
| 574 |
When they asked me if I was ok with working with lab rats, this is not what I imagined. |
1.4167 |
0.19300 |
12 |
8 |
3 |
1 |
| 575 |
Don't I know you from somewhere? |
1.4167 |
0.22891 |
12 |
9 |
1 |
2 |
| 576 |
My dissertation topic was “How to Solve a Maze”. |
1.4167 |
0.14865 |
12 |
7 |
5 |
0 |
| 577 |
Apologies, I meant to say, “lab subjects.” |
1.4167 |
0.22891 |
12 |
9 |
1 |
2 |
| 578 |
Yes the drug has some sidoffects. |
1.4167 |
0.14865 |
12 |
7 |
5 |
0 |
| 579 |
Interesting. Now let's see what the next vial does. |
1.4167 |
0.19300 |
12 |
8 |
3 |
1 |
| 580 |
So you found the lab rat room huh? |
1.4167 |
0.19300 |
12 |
8 |
3 |
1 |
| 581 |
CAN YA HEAR ME NOW? |
1.4167 |
0.19300 |
12 |
8 |
3 |
1 |
| 582 |
Have you opened the box yet, Dr. Schrödinger? |
1.4167 |
0.14865 |
12 |
7 |
5 |
0 |
| 583 |
Which one did you drink? |
1.4167 |
0.19300 |
12 |
8 |
3 |
1 |
| 584 |
I don’t know what to tell you, Sir. This was not one of the 897 side effects we’ve seen to date. |
1.4167 |
0.14865 |
12 |
7 |
5 |
0 |
| 585 |
Person, Woman, Man, Camera, T.V.- could you repeat that? |
1.4167 |
0.19300 |
12 |
8 |
3 |
1 |
| 586 |
The good news is you're off probation. The bad news is . . . |
1.4167 |
0.19300 |
12 |
8 |
3 |
1 |
| 587 |
Dr Faukly I understand this position was offered as part of the placebo settlement |
1.4167 |
0.14865 |
12 |
7 |
5 |
0 |
| 588 |
We'll be conducting experiments with mice today. I hope you won't be offended. |
1.4167 |
0.19300 |
12 |
8 |
3 |
1 |
| 589 |
We'll be together again soon, darling! I'm going to try the formula on myself. |
1.4167 |
0.14865 |
12 |
7 |
5 |
0 |
| 590 |
We'll definitely go with guinea pigs for next stage of the reaserch" |
1.4167 |
0.14865 |
12 |
7 |
5 |
0 |
| 591 |
But are you still afraid of cats? |
1.4167 |
0.14865 |
12 |
7 |
5 |
0 |
| 592 |
About last night— |
1.4167 |
0.19300 |
12 |
8 |
3 |
1 |
| 593 |
I’m sorry, you know that if you were Mickey I would. |
1.4167 |
0.19300 |
12 |
8 |
3 |
1 |
| 594 |
Let’s hope our next experiment is as successful as last one. |
1.4167 |
0.19300 |
12 |
8 |
3 |
1 |
| 595 |
No. I don’t see a conflict of interest. |
1.4167 |
0.14865 |
12 |
7 |
5 |
0 |
| 596 |
Do you ever get the funny feeling we’re being watched? |
1.4167 |
0.19300 |
12 |
8 |
3 |
1 |
| 597 |
Even Mighty Mouse is shifting careers during COVID |
1.4167 |
0.22891 |
12 |
9 |
1 |
2 |
| 598 |
Sorry, your cousin didn't survive the test. |
1.4118 |
0.14997 |
17 |
11 |
5 |
1 |
| 599 |
What you’re about to see might upset you, Claire. |
1.4118 |
0.14997 |
17 |
11 |
5 |
1 |
| 600 |
I guess my request for lab mice WAS somewhat ambiguous. |
1.4118 |
0.14997 |
17 |
11 |
5 |
1 |
| 601 |
So, this cheeseball project, how'd that get started? |
1.4118 |
0.14997 |
17 |
11 |
5 |
1 |
| 602 |
Dr. Fauci? Is that you? |
1.4118 |
0.17276 |
17 |
12 |
3 |
2 |
| 603 |
First, I want to say I’m glad we’ve put all that unpleasantness behind us... |
1.4118 |
0.12304 |
17 |
10 |
7 |
0 |
| 604 |
Well, the good news is you are now COVID-free and you no longer have to worry about expression wrinkles |
1.4000 |
0.22111 |
10 |
7 |
2 |
1 |
| 605 |
I'm sure you'll find this to be a mazing work environment. |
1.4000 |
0.16330 |
15 |
10 |
4 |
1 |
| 606 |
Your uncle was just in here yesterday. He asked about our comprehensive health plan albeit short term. |
1.4000 |
0.16330 |
10 |
6 |
4 |
0 |
| 607 |
Doctor, you seem off... did you get a haircut? |
1.4000 |
0.16330 |
10 |
6 |
4 |
0 |
| 608 |
The experimental hallucinogen has kicked in. |
1.4000 |
0.16330 |
10 |
6 |
4 |
0 |
| 609 |
The good news is your blood work is fine. The bad news is that it's not reversible. |
1.4000 |
0.22111 |
10 |
7 |
2 |
1 |
| 610 |
It’s very brave of you to try the vaccine on yourself, doctor... |
1.4000 |
0.16330 |
10 |
6 |
4 |
0 |
| 611 |
I’m not sure I am comfortable running the maze. |
1.4000 |
0.16330 |
10 |
6 |
4 |
0 |
| 612 |
The upside is that the vaccine works... |
1.4000 |
0.22111 |
10 |
7 |
2 |
1 |
| 613 |
Would you like to grab a fondue after work sometime? |
1.4000 |
0.22111 |
10 |
7 |
2 |
1 |
| 614 |
I'm so glad we started promoting from within |
1.4000 |
0.22111 |
10 |
7 |
2 |
1 |
| 615 |
If you want to write up our findings I'l give you a piece of cheese. |
1.4000 |
0.16330 |
10 |
6 |
4 |
0 |
| 616 |
I admire your expertise. |
1.4000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
4 |
0 |
1 |
| 617 |
No, sorry, I need a guinea pig. |
1.4000 |
0.16330 |
10 |
6 |
4 |
0 |
| 618 |
Did you try it on yourself? |
1.4000 |
0.16330 |
15 |
10 |
4 |
1 |
| 619 |
So now, the samples you see before you, are your parents." |
1.4000 |
0.16330 |
10 |
6 |
4 |
0 |
| 620 |
Did you know that in our lab we have switched from rats to lawyers |
1.4000 |
0.22111 |
10 |
7 |
2 |
1 |
| 621 |
Hmm...Lab cats?? Interesting thought doctor. |
1.4000 |
0.22111 |
10 |
7 |
2 |
1 |
| 622 |
Some of my best friends are mice. |
1.4000 |
0.22111 |
10 |
7 |
2 |
1 |
| 623 |
Not bad. It only took you four times to make it from the parking lot to the lab. |
1.4000 |
0.16330 |
10 |
6 |
4 |
0 |
| 624 |
Well, it's very nice that after participating in so many tests you're now one of us. |
1.4000 |
0.16330 |
10 |
6 |
4 |
0 |
| 625 |
You're completely revolutionizing our research here at Velveeta." |
1.4000 |
0.16330 |
10 |
6 |
4 |
0 |
| 626 |
The hallways in this building can be a little confusing but I’m sure you can figure them out. |
1.4000 |
0.16330 |
10 |
6 |
4 |
0 |
| 627 |
Thank you for agreeing to do our sensitivity training session today. |
1.4000 |
0.22111 |
10 |
7 |
2 |
1 |
| 628 |
I'm sorry, I don't date coworkers. Or giant mice in lab coats and pince-nez. |
1.4000 |
0.22111 |
10 |
7 |
2 |
1 |
| 629 |
It's true. Our study confirmed that the life expectancy of a lab rat is...one semester. |
1.4000 |
0.16330 |
15 |
10 |
4 |
1 |
| 630 |
I meant to say this experiment was Donald Duck, Sir. |
1.4000 |
0.22111 |
10 |
7 |
2 |
1 |
| 631 |
Recent data suggests over-identification with the test subjects. |
1.4000 |
0.22111 |
10 |
7 |
2 |
1 |
| 632 |
No sir, absolutely no animal testing. |
1.4000 |
0.22111 |
10 |
7 |
2 |
1 |
| 633 |
The good new is we got the funding for the study using humans. The bad news is that you can't dissect them at the end. |
1.4000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
4 |
0 |
1 |
| 634 |
I found your paper on "Finding the Cheese" amazing. |
1.4000 |
0.22111 |
10 |
7 |
2 |
1 |
| 635 |
Do all six thousand of your brothers and sisters look like you? |
1.4000 |
0.16330 |
10 |
6 |
4 |
0 |
| 636 |
So tell me about your brother who went into movies. |
1.4000 |
0.16330 |
10 |
6 |
4 |
0 |
| 637 |
Um, yes, I guess we could have humans run through the maze for this study. |
1.4000 |
0.22111 |
10 |
7 |
2 |
1 |
| 638 |
Of course our research is unbiased. Why do you ask? |
1.4000 |
0.22111 |
10 |
7 |
2 |
1 |
| 639 |
We thawed Walt. |
1.4000 |
0.16330 |
10 |
6 |
4 |
0 |
| 640 |
It’s just that you’re a little over-dressed for the maze. |
1.4000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
4 |
0 |
1 |
| 641 |
I think you know what happened last time we rushed |
1.4000 |
0.16330 |
15 |
10 |
4 |
1 |
| 642 |
Of course, sir, I am against experimenting with guinea pigs. |
1.4000 |
0.22111 |
10 |
7 |
2 |
1 |
| 643 |
Someone has pilfered our results. I smell a rat in the lab. |
1.4000 |
0.16330 |
10 |
6 |
4 |
0 |
| 644 |
Yes, I know your Uncle Mickey quite well. We were suite mates once. |
1.4000 |
0.22111 |
10 |
7 |
2 |
1 |
| 645 |
Do you have any ethical qualms about this study? |
1.4000 |
0.22111 |
10 |
7 |
2 |
1 |
| 646 |
I can't believe it's taken this long for members of the rodent community to assume positions of responsibility in the lab. |
1.4000 |
0.16330 |
10 |
6 |
4 |
0 |
| 647 |
Thanks for volunteering but all we have is small sized cages. |
1.4000 |
0.16330 |
10 |
6 |
4 |
0 |
| 648 |
I hear you're highly respected in your fields. |
1.4000 |
0.22111 |
10 |
7 |
2 |
1 |
| 649 |
You're wanted in the testing lab. |
1.4000 |
0.22111 |
10 |
7 |
2 |
1 |
| 650 |
Don't you think you have a conflict of interest? |
1.4000 |
0.16330 |
10 |
6 |
4 |
0 |
| 651 |
Yes, I heard there's great upward mobility in this lab. |
1.4000 |
0.16330 |
10 |
6 |
4 |
0 |
| 652 |
Yes, I suppose the results would be just as valid if we tested it on cats. |
1.4000 |
0.19024 |
15 |
11 |
2 |
2 |
| 653 |
Excuse me doctor, but you might want to consider recusing yourself from the next testing phase. |
1.4000 |
0.16330 |
10 |
6 |
4 |
0 |
| 654 |
That species diversity training yesterday was an eye opener. I never realized what a maze you had to negotiate to get here. |
1.4000 |
0.22111 |
10 |
7 |
2 |
1 |
| 655 |
What's up Pussycat? |
1.4000 |
0.22111 |
10 |
7 |
2 |
1 |
| 656 |
Did you notice any unusual effect from the vaccine? |
1.4000 |
0.16330 |
10 |
6 |
4 |
0 |
| 657 |
My research leads me to a complex descriptive solution. Dr. Earhart, what do your instincts conclude? |
1.4000 |
0.16330 |
15 |
10 |
4 |
1 |
| 658 |
Didn’t you use to work here? |
1.4000 |
0.16330 |
15 |
10 |
4 |
1 |
| 659 |
Hey! It looks like you weren’t in the placebo group. |
1.4000 |
0.16330 |
15 |
10 |
4 |
1 |
| 660 |
I’m concerned that you’re becoming too attached to the test subjects. |
1.4000 |
0.16330 |
10 |
6 |
4 |
0 |
| 661 |
Doctor, I think patients’ negative reaction to you may be something more than ‘white coat syndrome.’ |
1.4000 |
0.16330 |
10 |
6 |
4 |
0 |
| 662 |
I'm sorry but my thesis was about doing research on mice NOT working with mice! |
1.4000 |
0.16330 |
15 |
10 |
4 |
1 |
| 663 |
We need to go over this purchase order for "cats, lots of cats." |
1.4000 |
0.13093 |
15 |
9 |
6 |
0 |
| 664 |
Frankly, on you I like the side effects. |
1.4000 |
0.22111 |
10 |
7 |
2 |
1 |
| 665 |
We may have to pause phase three. |
1.4000 |
0.22111 |
10 |
7 |
2 |
1 |
| 666 |
Doctor, apparently you did not get the placebo. |
1.4000 |
0.22111 |
10 |
7 |
2 |
1 |
| 667 |
-but do you have thumbs? |
1.4000 |
0.22111 |
10 |
7 |
2 |
1 |
| 668 |
Your findings continue to gnaw at me. |
1.4000 |
0.16330 |
10 |
6 |
4 |
0 |
| 669 |
Forgive me, Dr. Katz. You look different than I was expecting. |
1.4000 |
0.16330 |
10 |
6 |
4 |
0 |
| 670 |
What, you've never seen a female scientist? |
1.4000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
4 |
0 |
1 |
| 671 |
Excuse me Dr. E. Ars? Can you point me to the Maze room. I seem to be lost! |
1.4000 |
0.16330 |
10 |
6 |
4 |
0 |
| 672 |
And you will be in charge of human trials. |
1.4000 |
0.16330 |
10 |
6 |
4 |
0 |
| 673 |
You're a bit overqualified for this experiment. |
1.4000 |
0.16330 |
10 |
6 |
4 |
0 |
| 674 |
The lab...er, rats...are ready when you are, Sir. |
1.4000 |
0.16330 |
15 |
10 |
4 |
1 |
| 675 |
Nice of you to volunteer for the vaccine trial. |
1.4000 |
0.16330 |
10 |
6 |
4 |
0 |
| 676 |
You do realize you were in the control group... |
1.4000 |
0.16330 |
15 |
10 |
4 |
1 |
| 677 |
If we are doing role reversals, I guess I should go get in a cage. |
1.4000 |
0.22111 |
10 |
7 |
2 |
1 |
| 678 |
Try me |
1.4000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
4 |
0 |
1 |
| 679 |
The president was so impressed with your results in the maze that he’d like you to serve as an advisor on the Coronavirus Task Force. Congratulations! |
1.4000 |
0.22111 |
10 |
7 |
2 |
1 |
| 680 |
It ended well for you, no? |
1.4000 |
0.16330 |
15 |
10 |
4 |
1 |
| 681 |
Have you heard the news lately?” @newyorkerma |
1.4000 |
0.22111 |
10 |
7 |
2 |
1 |
| 682 |
I’d like to apologize for the incident last week. All our janitorial staff have now been informed to avoid the term “squeaky clean”. |
1.4000 |
0.16330 |
10 |
6 |
4 |
0 |
| 683 |
So, are you ready to find out who moved your cheese? |
1.4000 |
0.16330 |
15 |
10 |
4 |
1 |
| 684 |
Oh... Bob. I see you’ve completed the Exponential Growth Experiment.” |
1.4000 |
0.16330 |
10 |
6 |
4 |
0 |
| 685 |
Where are my kids, Sandra? |
1.4000 |
0.22111 |
10 |
7 |
2 |
1 |
| 686 |
‘It’s about your Mom’ |
1.4000 |
0.16330 |
10 |
6 |
4 |
0 |
| 687 |
From the test results yes, humans still think they own the planet |
1.4000 |
0.16330 |
10 |
6 |
4 |
0 |
| 688 |
So we will be injecting humans this time if that is okay?” |
1.4000 |
0.22111 |
10 |
7 |
2 |
1 |
| 689 |
Noticed any side effects ? |
1.4000 |
0.22111 |
10 |
7 |
2 |
1 |
| 690 |
Your study is conclusive, Mr. Squeakers. There is definitely more than one way to skin a cat. |
1.4000 |
0.16330 |
10 |
6 |
4 |
0 |
| 691 |
Legally, it means they can say it’s tested by, not on animals. It’s a marketing thing. |
1.4000 |
0.16330 |
10 |
6 |
4 |
0 |
| 692 |
The economy is open; your swab results are in. Good news: you’re back on the rat race. Bad news: you’re back on the rat race. |
1.4000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
4 |
0 |
1 |
| 693 |
Sir, I don’t want to be rude but I think there is a side effect with that experiment. |
1.4000 |
0.16330 |
10 |
6 |
4 |
0 |
| 694 |
You know, I’ve always mentioned how I thought we should have used different test subjects... |
1.4000 |
0.22111 |
10 |
7 |
2 |
1 |
| 695 |
Excuse me, no Women allowed in here |
1.4000 |
0.16330 |
10 |
6 |
4 |
0 |
| 696 |
Yes Ma’am. Tested it myself. |
1.4000 |
0.16330 |
10 |
6 |
4 |
0 |
| 697 |
Sir, not sure if you’ve notice, but it does look like the new vaccine does come with a minor side effect. |
1.4000 |
0.16330 |
10 |
6 |
4 |
0 |
| 698 |
We should’ve cross bred lab rats and scientists a long time ago! Way more efficient. |
1.4000 |
0.16330 |
10 |
6 |
4 |
0 |
| 699 |
I’m putting my foot down. NO cat scans! |
1.4000 |
0.16330 |
10 |
6 |
4 |
0 |
| 700 |
We welcome the unique perspective you bring to our testing process |
1.4000 |
0.16330 |
10 |
6 |
4 |
0 |
| 701 |
"I can assure that our lab is entirely rodent free." |
1.3846 |
0.18040 |
13 |
9 |
3 |
1 |
| 702 |
I can confirm, that batch is LSD. |
1.3846 |
0.18040 |
13 |
9 |
3 |
1 |
| 703 |
It's an honor to work with the most successful product of our program. |
1.3846 |
0.14044 |
13 |
8 |
5 |
0 |
| 704 |
''I was bitten by a radioactive mouse.'' |
1.3846 |
0.18040 |
13 |
9 |
3 |
1 |
| 705 |
Oh, Mr. Sulu - not another transporter malfunction! |
1.3846 |
0.14044 |
13 |
8 |
5 |
0 |
| 706 |
Welcome back 24601, honestly, we never thought our experimental injections would produce such remarkable results. After you settle in, I'll take you to your lab where we'll start the Human Trials. |
1.3846 |
0.14044 |
13 |
8 |
5 |
0 |
| 707 |
I've asked around. We don't know who moved your cheese. |
1.3846 |
0.18040 |
13 |
9 |
3 |
1 |
| 708 |
It seems we're out cheese for the lab rats again. |
1.3846 |
0.14044 |
13 |
8 |
5 |
0 |
| 709 |
And then he just started spanking his pecker like it was going out of style. Camera on, mic on, everything. Just ferociously stroking his cock. The cock? Nothing special, bigger than my mouse dick though. Anyways, we still on for drinks after this? |
1.3846 |
0.18040 |
13 |
9 |
3 |
1 |
| 710 |
Any trouble finding us? |
1.3846 |
0.18040 |
13 |
9 |
3 |
1 |
| 711 |
So if you pee in a cup, is that a murine sample? |
1.3846 |
0.21299 |
13 |
10 |
1 |
2 |
| 712 |
Sir, I need to check one piece of data. Would you mind getting into the maze again? |
1.3846 |
0.14044 |
13 |
8 |
5 |
0 |
| 713 |
We provide a maze-free environment. |
1.3846 |
0.18040 |
13 |
9 |
3 |
1 |
| 714 |
Welcome to our lab Harold. It's so mice to neet you! |
1.3846 |
0.18040 |
13 |
9 |
3 |
1 |
| 715 |
Sorry I am late. This office building is like a maze. |
1.3846 |
0.14044 |
13 |
8 |
5 |
0 |
| 716 |
Tests indicate it's safe for humans. Now we can start testing on mice. |
1.3846 |
0.18040 |
13 |
9 |
3 |
1 |
| 717 |
I've always thought of myself as a lab rat too! |
1.3846 |
0.18040 |
13 |
9 |
3 |
1 |
| 718 |
It’s gratifying to see the career development program finally paying off. |
1.3846 |
0.21299 |
13 |
10 |
1 |
2 |
| 719 |
Yes, I have noticed some changes since you tested our new drug on yourself. |
1.3846 |
0.14044 |
13 |
8 |
5 |
0 |
| 720 |
I am sorry but I don't date members of the control group. |
1.3846 |
0.21299 |
13 |
10 |
1 |
2 |
| 721 |
Actually, there is something I need to tell you about your human- mouse hybrid DNA project... |
1.3846 |
0.14044 |
13 |
8 |
5 |
0 |
| 722 |
Unfortunately, all the ... little critters died. |
1.3846 |
0.18040 |
13 |
9 |
3 |
1 |
| 723 |
The Gorgonzola did cure Covid-19. |
1.3846 |
0.18040 |
13 |
9 |
3 |
1 |
| 724 |
The job doesn't change you so much as it reveals who you are.. |
1.3846 |
0.21299 |
13 |
10 |
1 |
2 |
| 725 |
Well, it's very kind of you to ask, but when I was a young girl I kind of made a promise to myself to never date a half-man, half-rodent" |
1.3846 |
0.14044 |
13 |
8 |
5 |
0 |
| 726 |
It’s a total rat race out there, but I don’t have to tell you that. |
1.3846 |
0.18040 |
13 |
9 |
3 |
1 |
| 727 |
‘The humans are ready for testing’ |
1.3846 |
0.21299 |
13 |
10 |
1 |
2 |
| 728 |
It will be different testing this on myself for a change. |
1.3846 |
0.18040 |
13 |
9 |
3 |
1 |
| 729 |
I was appointed by President Trump. |
1.3846 |
0.14044 |
13 |
8 |
5 |
0 |
| 730 |
Thank you for this opportunity. Sorry about your friends. |
1.3846 |
0.18040 |
13 |
9 |
3 |
1 |
| 731 |
And as for the experiments we’ve done so far...don’t worry, it’s nobody you knew. |
1.3846 |
0.18040 |
13 |
9 |
3 |
1 |
| 732 |
Yeah...so you’re not going to like the next stage of testing. |
1.3750 |
0.26305 |
8 |
6 |
1 |
1 |
| 733 |
Don't you ever wonder why cheese makes you salivate? |
1.3750 |
0.18298 |
8 |
5 |
3 |
0 |
| 734 |
Someday I'd really like to pick your brain. |
1.3750 |
0.18298 |
8 |
5 |
3 |
0 |
| 735 |
Now for some actual guinea pig DNA. |
1.3750 |
0.18298 |
8 |
5 |
3 |
0 |
| 736 |
We've perfected the growth serum, haven't we Dr. Little? |
1.3750 |
0.15478 |
16 |
11 |
4 |
1 |
| 737 |
The first day can be pretty rough. It’s easy to get lost in this maze. |
1.3750 |
0.18298 |
8 |
5 |
3 |
0 |
| 738 |
Thanks for your report. Before you go back to your office, how about a little snack I prepared - uh - just for you? |
1.3750 |
0.26305 |
8 |
6 |
1 |
1 |
| 739 |
Yes it is a bit of a maze around here. |
1.3750 |
0.26305 |
8 |
6 |
1 |
1 |
| 740 |
Have you noticed any side effects? |
1.3750 |
0.18298 |
8 |
5 |
3 |
0 |
| 741 |
Why yes, I believe I did conduct research on your siblings! |
1.3750 |
0.18298 |
8 |
5 |
3 |
0 |
| 742 |
So we'll test it in humans, and if it's safe, we can give it to rats? |
1.3750 |
0.26305 |
8 |
6 |
1 |
1 |
| 743 |
I'm a bit of a lab rat,myself. |
1.3750 |
0.26305 |
8 |
6 |
1 |
1 |
| 744 |
I love participatory research. |
1.3750 |
0.18298 |
8 |
5 |
3 |
0 |
| 745 |
I think our best bet is to again apply for the Disney Foundation grant. |
1.3750 |
0.26305 |
8 |
6 |
1 |
1 |
| 746 |
Dr. Fauci, love the mask! Definitely Militia-proof. |
1.3750 |
0.26305 |
8 |
6 |
1 |
1 |
| 747 |
Sir, your experiments have truly been transformative! |
1.3750 |
0.18298 |
8 |
5 |
3 |
0 |
| 748 |
Yes Smith. You were right. Drinking mouse urine does have an effec! |
1.3750 |
0.26305 |
8 |
6 |
1 |
1 |
| 749 |
Yes, you got the Nobel Prize but.... |
1.3750 |
0.26305 |
8 |
6 |
1 |
1 |
| 750 |
Sorry — I never date someone I'm about to dissect. |
1.3750 |
0.18298 |
8 |
5 |
3 |
0 |
| 751 |
Alright, you made it through the first maze. Now let’s see how you navigate sexual harassment in the work place. |
1.3750 |
0.18298 |
8 |
5 |
3 |
0 |
| 752 |
According to my records, you were in the control group. |
1.3750 |
0.18298 |
8 |
5 |
3 |
0 |
| 753 |
And to think, you started here by running around in that little maze. |
1.3750 |
0.18298 |
8 |
5 |
3 |
0 |
| 754 |
I HOPE THAT THERE WILL BE NO MORE ACCIDENTAL SWALLOWINGS OF EXPERIMENTAL POTIONS, MR. HYDE-RATT. |
1.3750 |
0.26305 |
8 |
6 |
1 |
1 |
| 755 |
And I want to thank your entire family. We couldn’t have done it without their sacrifices. |
1.3750 |
0.18298 |
8 |
5 |
3 |
0 |
| 756 |
How goes the reverse trial ? |
1.3750 |
0.18298 |
8 |
5 |
3 |
0 |
| 757 |
Myxomatosis is certainly a problem but the contract definitely says Covid-19. |
1.3750 |
0.26305 |
8 |
6 |
1 |
1 |
| 758 |
We are so happy to have someone with your experience. |
1.3750 |
0.18298 |
8 |
5 |
3 |
0 |
| 759 |
Or we could use Guinea pigs. |
1.3750 |
0.18298 |
8 |
5 |
3 |
0 |
| 760 |
Part of me feels like I’ve built a better, uhm, you know, trap. |
1.3750 |
0.18298 |
8 |
5 |
3 |
0 |
| 761 |
Drink these, and you'll either return to a human, or grow six hairy testicles on your back. |
1.3750 |
0.18298 |
8 |
5 |
3 |
0 |
| 762 |
I have concocted a potion that will cause a person to become promiscuous when introduced to a drink. With your permission, I'd like to call it a Micky |
1.3750 |
0.18298 |
8 |
5 |
3 |
0 |
| 763 |
Gee Mr. Pence, did you grow those ears so you can hear the science for a change? |
1.3750 |
0.26305 |
8 |
6 |
1 |
1 |
| 764 |
Well, as they say, you've built a better mouse trap. |
1.3750 |
0.26305 |
8 |
6 |
1 |
1 |
| 765 |
You have come a long way since we did the Pavlov test on you |
1.3750 |
0.26305 |
8 |
6 |
1 |
1 |
| 766 |
When you are done for the day, exit through the maze that begins at the door behind you. |
1.3750 |
0.26305 |
8 |
6 |
1 |
1 |
| 767 |
The good news is not all your rats have abandoned ship.The bad news is you let too many rats drown and your ship is sinking. |
1.3750 |
0.18298 |
8 |
5 |
3 |
0 |
| 768 |
It turned out to be a bit more earie than we thought. |
1.3750 |
0.26305 |
8 |
6 |
1 |
1 |
| 769 |
Yes, we can name this procedure after you cousin Mickey. |
1.3750 |
0.26305 |
8 |
6 |
1 |
1 |
| 770 |
Michael? Mice to meet you! Sorry-- too cheesy? |
1.3750 |
0.26305 |
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| 771 |
Professor, I'm sorry your experiment wasn't a complete success, but that's no reason to squeak at me. |
1.3750 |
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6 |
1 |
1 |
| 772 |
How do you feel about more animal tests? |
1.3750 |
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1 |
1 |
| 773 |
It's helpful to have someone who knows their way around a lab |
1.3750 |
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| 774 |
It works in people, but we're trying to find out if the effect is the same in mice. |
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3 |
0 |
| 775 |
It's an honor to work with a graduate of the program. |
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3 |
0 |
| 776 |
No. No. Nothing's wrong. It's just that... I wasn't expecting you to become our Director. |
1.3750 |
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1 |
| 777 |
So to be clear, in this parallel universe, i am actually the same size as a lab "rat", i mean lab "scientist"? |
1.3750 |
0.18298 |
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| 778 |
But I don't want to be a mouse |
1.3750 |
0.18298 |
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5 |
3 |
0 |
| 779 |
Thanks for coming in Jason. Remember those placebos we gave you? |
1.3750 |
0.18298 |
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5 |
3 |
0 |
| 780 |
We appreciate your visit from the lab, but we need IDENTIFICATION, not RODENTIFICATION |
1.3750 |
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5 |
3 |
0 |
| 781 |
Well it might be difficult to utilize cheese in all our experiments. |
1.3750 |
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1 |
1 |
| 782 |
It's always so inspiring when a patient becomes a doctor. |
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0 |
| 783 |
Yes, Jerry, I'm sorry about Tom's remark. "Building a better mousetrap" is culturally insensitive. |
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1 |
| 784 |
I apologize for the family members you lost because we tested stuff that was just too f(*&ing obvious. |
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0 |
| 785 |
Nice touch with the tie and the glasses, but I see through your pink little lies |
1.3750 |
0.18298 |
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5 |
3 |
0 |
| 786 |
So how much will you pay me to be an experimental subject? |
1.3750 |
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1 |
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| 787 |
You are the result of a cross species lab experiment. Now go back to your cage please. |
1.3750 |
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5 |
3 |
0 |
| 788 |
Happy to report I've successfully either shrunk myself or grown you |
1.3750 |
0.18298 |
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3 |
0 |
| 789 |
It was your dedication to navigate past the dead ends, twists, and turns it made this discovery possible. |
1.3750 |
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3 |
0 |
| 790 |
I'm sorry. The guidelines for the participation of rodents in laboratory experiments have fairly strict parameters. |
1.3750 |
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3 |
0 |
| 791 |
It’s such a pleasure to work with a former test subject. |
1.3750 |
0.18298 |
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5 |
3 |
0 |
| 792 |
I think you'll like "The Fly". |
1.3750 |
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3 |
0 |
| 793 |
It's cheaper than experimenting with cheese and cocaine. |
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1 |
| 794 |
Yes, and per management's settlement proposal, all future lab testing will be on the company lawyers. |
1.3750 |
0.18298 |
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5 |
3 |
0 |
| 795 |
And people call me a lab rat! |
1.3750 |
0.18298 |
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5 |
3 |
0 |
| 796 |
Hmmm! I see you are not on the placebo! |
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6 |
1 |
1 |
| 797 |
First one through the maze buys lunch |
1.3750 |
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5 |
3 |
0 |
| 798 |
Did you hear about Sills? |
1.3750 |
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6 |
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1 |
| 799 |
Of course we need to test it on humans first so we know it's safe to give to mice. |
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3 |
0 |
| 800 |
The bad news is that you didn't get the placebo Doctor. The good news is that Walmart has a special on cheese. |
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0.18298 |
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5 |
3 |
0 |
| 801 |
Have you been eating the lab chow again? |
1.3750 |
0.18298 |
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5 |
3 |
0 |
| 802 |
I take it you plan be in charge of selecting test subjects? |
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5 |
3 |
0 |
| 803 |
Doctor,your vaccine is ready. Which arm will it be this time? |
1.3750 |
0.18298 |
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5 |
3 |
0 |
| 804 |
There seems to be a funny side effect to the new vaccine. |
1.3750 |
0.18298 |
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5 |
3 |
0 |
| 805 |
I'm afraid you have outgrown your usefulness. |
1.3750 |
0.18298 |
8 |
5 |
3 |
0 |
| 806 |
So; what your answer? I’m all ears! |
1.3750 |
0.18298 |
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5 |
3 |
0 |
| 807 |
Now let's find out if the antidote works as well |
1.3750 |
0.17970 |
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12 |
2 |
2 |
| 808 |
So,you'd like to be a lab rat? |
1.3750 |
0.18298 |
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5 |
3 |
0 |
| 809 |
Make sure every subject receives the placebo. |
1.3750 |
0.18298 |
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5 |
3 |
0 |
| 810 |
I can't help but notice you've taken lab work home, Dr. Wilson. |
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5 |
3 |
0 |
| 811 |
Yes, but; you can’t let your personal history shade the science |
1.3750 |
0.26305 |
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6 |
1 |
1 |
| 812 |
You've come a long way since you ran the maze for us! |
1.3750 |
0.18298 |
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5 |
3 |
0 |
| 813 |
Well, Dr. Fauci, you obviously did not get the placebo. |
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6 |
1 |
1 |
| 814 |
Sir, we think it's cheddar - but it could be a trap. |
1.3750 |
0.26305 |
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6 |
1 |
1 |
| 815 |
Did I come from one of those? |
1.3750 |
0.26305 |
8 |
6 |
1 |
1 |
| 816 |
Laboratory, not labyrinth. |
1.3750 |
0.18298 |
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5 |
3 |
0 |
| 817 |
I think you may have misunderstood my request for a lab mouse. |
1.3750 |
0.18298 |
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5 |
3 |
0 |
| 818 |
I never moved your cheese. |
1.3750 |
0.18298 |
8 |
5 |
3 |
0 |
| 819 |
Rats! I've forgotten which one has the placebo. |
1.3750 |
0.26305 |
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6 |
1 |
1 |
| 820 |
The formula worked, professor. I now look and feel like a real woman. |
1.3750 |
0.18298 |
8 |
5 |
3 |
0 |
| 821 |
You weren't supposed to eat the lab ratatouille. |
1.3750 |
0.18298 |
8 |
5 |
3 |
0 |
| 822 |
I just don't understand why we're testing it on cats. |
1.3750 |
0.18298 |
8 |
5 |
3 |
0 |
| 823 |
I assume the cat's away. |
1.3750 |
0.18298 |
8 |
5 |
3 |
0 |
| 824 |
You're not the kind of lab rat we usually get |
1.3750 |
0.18298 |
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5 |
3 |
0 |
| 825 |
I'm sorry, Doctor, but it's a slippery slope. 'If you give a mouse a
lab key, he's going to ask for a flask of colloidal calcium phosphate.' |
1.3750 |
0.26305 |
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6 |
1 |
1 |
| 826 |
I heard about your promotion. No hard feelings right? |
1.3750 |
0.18298 |
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5 |
3 |
0 |
| 827 |
I'm so excited, sir, that you have joined the group. You will provide a new level of expertise to our research. |
1.3750 |
0.18298 |
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5 |
3 |
0 |
| 828 |
You're telling me that you have 754 Mice-Human babies in those test tubes??? What were you thinking??? |
1.3750 |
0.18298 |
8 |
5 |
3 |
0 |
| 829 |
Did I hear you say, "This how you got your start?' |
1.3750 |
0.18298 |
8 |
5 |
3 |
0 |
| 830 |
Your escape from the maze is legendary. |
1.3750 |
0.18298 |
8 |
5 |
3 |
0 |
| 831 |
I understand your point but we can’t allow you to experiment on human subjects. |
1.3750 |
0.26305 |
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6 |
1 |
1 |
| 832 |
I'm sorry Mike. It's in your job description. |
1.3750 |
0.26305 |
8 |
6 |
1 |
1 |
| 833 |
Just to be clear, I never liked the term ‘lab rats.’ |
1.3750 |
0.26305 |
8 |
6 |
1 |
1 |
| 834 |
I tested all the samples, professor, and I'll say, I can hardly feel my tail anymore! |
1.3750 |
0.18298 |
8 |
5 |
3 |
0 |
| 835 |
Okay, but I refuse to list the fruit flies as co-authors. |
1.3750 |
0.18298 |
8 |
5 |
3 |
0 |
| 836 |
I love your chutzpah. |
1.3750 |
0.18298 |
8 |
5 |
3 |
0 |
| 837 |
The side-effects are manageable, Doctor, but sometimes I miss my tail. |
1.3750 |
0.18298 |
8 |
5 |
3 |
0 |
| 838 |
It's so good to have an interpreter! |
1.3750 |
0.18298 |
8 |
5 |
3 |
0 |
| 839 |
It seems "erections lasting longer than 4 hours" wasn't the worst side-effect |
1.3750 |
0.26305 |
8 |
6 |
1 |
1 |
| 840 |
Wow, you give new meaning to the term "lab rat." |
1.3750 |
0.26305 |
8 |
6 |
1 |
1 |
| 841 |
The cat wanted to play but said you were missing.. |
1.3750 |
0.18298 |
8 |
5 |
3 |
0 |
| 842 |
It's so nice to work with someone with a lot of lab experience. |
1.3750 |
0.18298 |
8 |
5 |
3 |
0 |
| 843 |
I started out washing test tubes. You? |
1.3750 |
0.18298 |
8 |
5 |
3 |
0 |
| 844 |
It really will be a better mousetrap, really. |
1.3750 |
0.18298 |
8 |
5 |
3 |
0 |
| 845 |
Yes, I know it's unusual to see a woman in this field. |
1.3750 |
0.26305 |
8 |
6 |
1 |
1 |
| 846 |
No need to worry. Your kids came through the testing just fine. |
1.3750 |
0.18298 |
8 |
5 |
3 |
0 |
| 847 |
And I thought 2020 couldn't get any weirder. |
1.3750 |
0.26305 |
8 |
6 |
1 |
1 |
| 848 |
They're all placebos - we don't want the people to panic. |
1.3750 |
0.26305 |
8 |
6 |
1 |
1 |
| 849 |
Didn't you agree not to test the drug only on the mice! |
1.3750 |
0.18298 |
8 |
5 |
3 |
0 |
| 850 |
With what we learn from our experiments, we're confident that we'll be able to build a better . . . you know. |
1.3750 |
0.18298 |
8 |
5 |
3 |
0 |
| 851 |
Okay, one little side effect, but has the coughing stopped? |
1.3750 |
0.18298 |
8 |
5 |
3 |
0 |
| 852 |
Well, they did offer me a job in testing, but really, have you seen those guys? They’re such a bunch of lab ra.., oh, sorry... |
1.3750 |
0.26305 |
8 |
6 |
1 |
1 |
| 853 |
Sorry Tom, I think I gave you the wrong vial. |
1.3750 |
0.18298 |
8 |
5 |
3 |
0 |
| 854 |
No, you're right, we'll start with the human trials |
1.3750 |
0.18298 |
8 |
5 |
3 |
0 |
| 855 |
When you return to your office, Doctor, please be sure to keep an eye out for the cat. |
1.3750 |
0.18298 |
8 |
5 |
3 |
0 |
| 856 |
Eek! A consultant! |
1.3750 |
0.18298 |
8 |
5 |
3 |
0 |
| 857 |
Ok, now that we know it works on humans, we can test on the mice. |
1.3750 |
0.26305 |
8 |
6 |
1 |
1 |
| 858 |
Good news...Vaccine compliance amongst lab mice is nearly 100% |
1.3750 |
0.26305 |
8 |
6 |
1 |
1 |
| 859 |
and the student becomes the master |
1.3750 |
0.26305 |
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6 |
1 |
1 |
| 860 |
I’m glad you haven’t noticed any side effects. |
1.3750 |
0.18298 |
8 |
5 |
3 |
0 |
| 861 |
Don't worry. Our products have been tested on humans. |
1.3750 |
0.18298 |
8 |
5 |
3 |
0 |
| 862 |
The lab humans are saying they never signed the consent form. |
1.3750 |
0.18298 |
8 |
5 |
3 |
0 |
| 863 |
By the way, congratulations on the promotion. |
1.3750 |
0.18298 |
8 |
5 |
3 |
0 |
| 864 |
You find us ok? The parking lot's a maze. |
1.3750 |
0.18298 |
8 |
5 |
3 |
0 |
| 865 |
I like your tie Stewart. |
1.3750 |
0.26305 |
8 |
6 |
1 |
1 |
| 866 |
I thought I did well in the maze. What did you think? |
1.3750 |
0.18298 |
8 |
5 |
3 |
0 |
| 867 |
Bob, some of the transformation serum ended up in your coffee.” |
1.3750 |
0.26305 |
8 |
6 |
1 |
1 |
| 868 |
Finally– cheesium. |
1.3750 |
0.26305 |
8 |
6 |
1 |
1 |
| 869 |
I feel like there’s real chemistry between us, Algernon. |
1.3750 |
0.18298 |
8 |
5 |
3 |
0 |
| 870 |
Why are you looking at me? You're the human. Go test it on you. |
1.3750 |
0.18298 |
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5 |
3 |
0 |
| 871 |
I thought you said I’d be getting the injections tomorrow, sir...today I’m leaving right at 5 to get my lip waxed |
1.3750 |
0.12500 |
16 |
10 |
6 |
0 |
| 872 |
Hello Dr Mousey, the humans would like to know how far the vaccine is from being available? |
1.3750 |
0.18298 |
8 |
5 |
3 |
0 |
| 873 |
Day 3 of the experiment: Anna the lab human is starting to believe she is a scientist. |
1.3750 |
0.18298 |
8 |
5 |
3 |
0 |
| 874 |
I was told there was going to be three of you for the blind test. |
1.3750 |
0.18298 |
8 |
5 |
3 |
0 |
| 875 |
The gorgonzola sample yielded the highest flavor output-just as you hypothesized. |
1.3750 |
0.26305 |
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6 |
1 |
1 |
| 876 |
I've come up with a novel methodology: I call it a 'maze.' |
1.3750 |
0.26305 |
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6 |
1 |
1 |
| 877 |
I’ll ask again. You’re SURE you didn’t test this on yourself? |
1.3750 |
0.18298 |
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5 |
3 |
0 |
| 878 |
Your credentials are sound, but I fear you’ll face ethical dilemmas the moment you start working here. |
1.3750 |
0.18298 |
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5 |
3 |
0 |
| 879 |
The results are back and it’s worse than we thought. Velveeta cheese is NOT real cheese. You have my thoughts and prayers. |
1.3750 |
0.18298 |
8 |
5 |
3 |
0 |
| 880 |
You’re not you when you’re hungry” |
1.3750 |
0.26305 |
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6 |
1 |
1 |
| 881 |
I see you’ve worked your tail off |
1.3750 |
0.18298 |
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5 |
3 |
0 |
| 882 |
I'm sorry, doctor. We couldn't save your family. But we got some incredible data! |
1.3750 |
0.18298 |
8 |
5 |
3 |
0 |
| 883 |
First in the family to make it to the end of the maze... all to work in a lab with no windows |
1.3750 |
0.18298 |
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5 |
3 |
0 |
| 884 |
I have more experience with maze experiments, but I’ll figure it out. |
1.3750 |
0.26305 |
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6 |
1 |
1 |
| 885 |
Sheila felt uneasy now that the lab rat had been promoted to her boss |
1.3750 |
0.26305 |
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6 |
1 |
1 |
| 886 |
Sorry sir, I realize lab rat isn’t the proper nomenclature. |
1.3750 |
0.18298 |
8 |
5 |
3 |
0 |
| 887 |
No cosplay in the office. |
1.3750 |
0.26305 |
8 |
6 |
1 |
1 |
| 888 |
You were right. |
1.3750 |
0.18298 |
8 |
5 |
3 |
0 |
| 889 |
Its an honour to be a part of your team, Dr. Mouse. When they asked, "Will you be comfortable with animal testing?", this isn't exactly what I had in mind. |
1.3750 |
0.18298 |
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5 |
3 |
0 |
| 890 |
How was I to know there was a mouse in there. I was looking for flys. |
1.3750 |
0.18298 |
8 |
5 |
3 |
0 |
| 891 |
I really appreciate you cutting a hole in the back of these pants |
1.3750 |
0.18298 |
8 |
5 |
3 |
0 |
| 892 |
You were in the first round of trials? |
1.3750 |
0.18298 |
8 |
5 |
3 |
0 |
| 893 |
Do you identify yourself as a mouse or a rat? |
1.3750 |
0.18298 |
8 |
5 |
3 |
0 |
| 894 |
So COVID 19 treatment testing seems to be going well... |
1.3750 |
0.26305 |
8 |
6 |
1 |
1 |
| 895 |
My jacket is ill-fitting |
1.3750 |
0.26305 |
8 |
6 |
1 |
1 |
| 896 |
You’re awfully eager to start the cat trials |
1.3750 |
0.18298 |
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5 |
3 |
0 |
| 897 |
I’m so sorry Algernon, I had no idea that they were your cousins. They didn’t suffer though. |
1.3750 |
0.26305 |
8 |
6 |
1 |
1 |
| 898 |
Lab Rats Matter, Karen. |
1.3750 |
0.17970 |
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12 |
2 |
2 |
| 899 |
The mouse transformation is a manageable side effect. Let the president know the vaccine will be ready by the election |
1.3750 |
0.18298 |
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5 |
3 |
0 |
| 900 |
Well well well, if it isn't the rodent who's fucking my wife |
1.3750 |
0.18298 |
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5 |
3 |
0 |
| 901 |
And this is our mickeyscope, ahem, sorry, I meant microscope. |
1.3750 |
0.18298 |
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5 |
3 |
0 |
| 902 |
Run me through this test again. |
1.3750 |
0.15478 |
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11 |
4 |
1 |
| 903 |
@mar_ly_rose “Oh hey Greg, hows the behavioral research diagnostic on the speed of SARS-CoV-2 among Homo sapiens going?”, “Well Linda, it’s going great for the mice!” |
1.3750 |
0.18298 |
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5 |
3 |
0 |
| 904 |
Did I say dissection? I meant dissertation, we’d love to look at your dissertation. |
1.3750 |
0.12500 |
16 |
10 |
6 |
0 |
| 905 |
Don’t blame me! You’re the one who had to try one more mouse experiment. |
1.3636 |
0.20328 |
11 |
8 |
2 |
1 |
| 906 |
We admire your enthusiasm, but we just need you as the subject again. |
1.3636 |
0.20328 |
11 |
8 |
2 |
1 |
| 907 |
Our maze research staff has been redirected to the White House’s experimental COVID-19 testing program. |
1.3636 |
0.15212 |
11 |
7 |
4 |
0 |
| 908 |
Guinea pigs is what I said... |
1.3636 |
0.20328 |
11 |
8 |
2 |
1 |
| 909 |
Great news! We can reverse the side effects of your COVID vaccine inoculation! |
1.3636 |
0.20328 |
11 |
8 |
2 |
1 |
| 910 |
I assure you, all the testing in this lab will be done on humans. |
1.3636 |
0.20328 |
11 |
8 |
2 |
1 |
| 911 |
Do we have some cheese? |
1.3636 |
0.20328 |
11 |
8 |
2 |
1 |
| 912 |
I actually used to work with your father. |
1.3636 |
0.15212 |
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7 |
4 |
0 |
| 913 |
It's our latest fragrance, "Fromage du Maize" . Vos pensées? |
1.3636 |
0.15212 |
11 |
7 |
4 |
0 |
| 914 |
It's great to have you back. |
1.3636 |
0.20328 |
11 |
8 |
2 |
1 |
| 915 |
The results showed the vaccine worked on rats but us humans are no longer in the rat race |
1.3636 |
0.15212 |
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7 |
4 |
0 |
| 916 |
I told you not to take it until Fauci approved it. |
1.3636 |
0.20328 |
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8 |
2 |
1 |
| 917 |
We are thrilled to be working with such an esteemed lab rat as yourself. |
1.3636 |
0.15212 |
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7 |
4 |
0 |
| 918 |
Jeffrey Toobin, I know it's you. Take off the mask please. |
1.3636 |
0.20328 |
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8 |
2 |
1 |
| 919 |
I'm such a fan of your early work in psychology and learning theory. |
1.3636 |
0.15212 |
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7 |
4 |
0 |
| 920 |
...and let me say it is an honor to work with you, and that in no way, shape or form did I mean anything personal about that 'lab-rat' crack... |
1.3636 |
0.15212 |
11 |
7 |
4 |
0 |
| 921 |
Well based on human testing the makeup should be safe for rats. |
1.3636 |
0.15212 |
11 |
7 |
4 |
0 |
| 922 |
It’s really great to see that you got out of the maze. |
1.3636 |
0.20328 |
11 |
8 |
2 |
1 |
| 923 |
To be honest, we hired you because you solving the mazes faster than any of our researchers could. |
1.3636 |
0.15212 |
11 |
7 |
4 |
0 |
| 924 |
Now reduce that dose just a smidge. But in the meantime, happy Halloween! |
1.3636 |
0.15212 |
11 |
7 |
4 |
0 |
| 925 |
Let me just say it has alway been a dream of mine to work with a lab mouse at this level. |
1.3636 |
0.20328 |
11 |
8 |
2 |
1 |
| 926 |
You definitely did not get the placebo. |
1.3636 |
0.20328 |
11 |
8 |
2 |
1 |
| 927 |
Now let's try the one that will make me small and naked. |
1.3636 |
0.15212 |
11 |
7 |
4 |
0 |
| 928 |
Good news: the CAT scan came back negative. |
1.3636 |
0.15212 |
11 |
7 |
4 |
0 |
| 929 |
Well, as a species, we're going extinct, but,
Best of Luck on YOUR evolution! |
1.3636 |
0.15212 |
11 |
7 |
4 |
0 |
| 930 |
Did you forget this was dress-down Friday? |
1.3636 |
0.20328 |
11 |
8 |
2 |
1 |
| 931 |
Rest assured that all of our products have been tested on animals. |
1.3636 |
0.20328 |
11 |
8 |
2 |
1 |
| 932 |
Just be careful on bring your family to work day. |
1.3636 |
0.15212 |
11 |
7 |
4 |
0 |
| 933 |
So, Formula 'A', nothing. Formula 'B' , man- mouse. Do you concur? |
1.3636 |
0.15212 |
11 |
7 |
4 |
0 |
| 934 |
It's an honor to be working at the
Hanna-Barbera lab. I understand Tom is on the second floor. |
1.3636 |
0.15212 |
11 |
7 |
4 |
0 |
| 935 |
Is this your gig while Disneyland is closed? |
1.3636 |
0.20328 |
11 |
8 |
2 |
1 |
| 936 |
Are you on the peer review committee? |
1.3636 |
0.15212 |
11 |
7 |
4 |
0 |
| 937 |
Ok Dr. Little, I’m ready for that maze... |
1.3636 |
0.15212 |
11 |
7 |
4 |
0 |
| 938 |
Why, Ratsy, we expected you to be pleased that our rat-to-human gene transversion was successful! |
1.3636 |
0.15212 |
11 |
7 |
4 |
0 |
| 939 |
So, no discernible side effects then ? |
1.3636 |
0.15212 |
11 |
7 |
4 |
0 |
| 940 |
Perhaps you misunderstood my email Dr. Rat, you are the subject of the study. |
1.3636 |
0.20328 |
11 |
8 |
2 |
1 |
| 941 |
All cheese samples have the virus. I told you to wear your mask! |
1.3636 |
0.20328 |
11 |
8 |
2 |
1 |
| 942 |
I am excited! I'm just eager for the vaccine to immunize humans. |
1.3636 |
0.20328 |
11 |
8 |
2 |
1 |
| 943 |
I appreciate this interview, you see, I am writing a sequel to John Steinbeck, called “ Of Mice and Women”, |
1.3636 |
0.15212 |
11 |
7 |
4 |
0 |
| 944 |
When they said "Dr. Skinner is the pre-eminent rat scientist" , I though it was just a figure of speech. |
1.3636 |
0.20328 |
11 |
8 |
2 |
1 |
| 945 |
Agreed. I think we've learned enough to stop the trial. |
1.3636 |
0.20328 |
11 |
8 |
2 |
1 |
| 946 |
The Disney layoffs cause typecasting issues for lab openings. |
1.3636 |
0.20328 |
11 |
8 |
2 |
1 |
| 947 |
I know we promised to change you back, but our grant money just fell through. |
1.3636 |
0.15212 |
11 |
7 |
4 |
0 |
| 948 |
Dr. Ratz, I really don't understand this." |
1.3636 |
0.20328 |
11 |
8 |
2 |
1 |
| 949 |
Do you believe in science or do you think the world is made of cheese? |
1.3636 |
0.20328 |
11 |
8 |
2 |
1 |
| 950 |
Wow Carl, when they asked EVERYONE in the lab to work on a vaccine I guess they meant it” |
1.3636 |
0.15212 |
11 |
7 |
4 |
0 |
| 951 |
...unfortunately, the vaccine side effects includes a sudden loss of appetite for cheese... |
1.3636 |
0.15212 |
11 |
7 |
4 |
0 |
| 952 |
Are you sure this Covid Vaccine batch had no side effects Doctor? |
1.3636 |
0.20328 |
11 |
8 |
2 |
1 |
| 953 |
I know just what role you're going to play in my experiment. |
1.3636 |
0.15212 |
11 |
7 |
4 |
0 |
| 954 |
You've come a long way since getting out of that maze |
1.3636 |
0.15212 |
11 |
7 |
4 |
0 |
| 955 |
You really don't know what happened to the vial containing mutant mouse DNA? |
1.3636 |
0.15212 |
11 |
7 |
4 |
0 |
| 956 |
My husband is a gym rat. |
1.3636 |
0.20328 |
11 |
8 |
2 |
1 |
| 957 |
Well, yes, the ad did say we were looking for research mice, but... |
1.3636 |
0.15212 |
11 |
7 |
4 |
0 |
| 958 |
No offense, but I'm going to pass on the teleportation project team. |
1.3636 |
0.15212 |
11 |
7 |
4 |
0 |
| 959 |
. . . and we are looking for volunteer mice to test the vaccine on. |
1.3636 |
0.15212 |
11 |
7 |
4 |
0 |
| 960 |
No, I will not join you for a spot of cheese after work, and, for the last time, my name is not "Minnie"! |
1.3636 |
0.15212 |
11 |
7 |
4 |
0 |
| 961 |
Who moved my cheese? |
1.3636 |
0.20328 |
11 |
8 |
2 |
1 |
| 962 |
We expected changes when Disney went into pharmaceuticals. |
1.3636 |
0.20328 |
11 |
8 |
2 |
1 |
| 963 |
Thank you for helping us test our new cheese Professor. |
1.3636 |
0.15212 |
11 |
7 |
4 |
0 |
| 964 |
You’ll be pleased to know I failed to create a better mousetrap. But I did discover a way to make cheese cheesier. |
1.3636 |
0.15212 |
11 |
7 |
4 |
0 |
| 965 |
You see, Dr. Williston, I’m having imposter syndrome. |
1.3636 |
0.20328 |
11 |
8 |
2 |
1 |
| 966 |
We did get one complaint from the feline subject's rights committee. |
1.3636 |
0.15212 |
11 |
7 |
4 |
0 |
| 967 |
Ok, we are all set. We only need the mi-, I mean, pigs! |
1.3636 |
0.20328 |
11 |
8 |
2 |
1 |
| 968 |
Uh, happy Halloween to you, too, George. |
1.3636 |
0.20328 |
11 |
8 |
2 |
1 |
| 969 |
Do you make mouse calls? |
1.3636 |
0.15212 |
11 |
7 |
4 |
0 |
| 970 |
Your new drug application was disapproved. It seems one pill makes you larger but the next pill makes you small. |
1.3636 |
0.20328 |
11 |
8 |
2 |
1 |
| 971 |
I volunteered because I'm trying to be fair and inclusive. |
1.3636 |
0.15212 |
11 |
7 |
4 |
0 |
| 972 |
Well, Professor Algernon, I have good news and bad news. |
1.3636 |
0.20328 |
11 |
8 |
2 |
1 |
| 973 |
Your parents aren't in the database,but the good news is one of them definitely has 20 pairs of chromosomes. |
1.3636 |
0.20328 |
11 |
8 |
2 |
1 |
| 974 |
Experiment subjects? Um, well... |
1.3636 |
0.20328 |
11 |
8 |
2 |
1 |
| 975 |
We are the first vegan friendly certified laboratory, all testing is with animals, not on animals |
1.3636 |
0.15212 |
11 |
7 |
4 |
0 |
| 976 |
I got my start in the mailroom, too. |
1.3636 |
0.20328 |
11 |
8 |
2 |
1 |
| 977 |
So I guess we’re lab partners! |
1.3636 |
0.15212 |
11 |
7 |
4 |
0 |
| 978 |
So how comfortable are you with animal testing? |
1.3636 |
0.20328 |
11 |
8 |
2 |
1 |
| 979 |
Your results have finally confirmed who cut the cheese. |
1.3636 |
0.15212 |
11 |
7 |
4 |
0 |
| 980 |
Beauty and The Beast: Research Lab version |
1.3636 |
0.15212 |
11 |
7 |
4 |
0 |
| 981 |
I was trapped in the back office for years... Stick at it, you’ll make Professor one day! |
1.3636 |
0.20328 |
11 |
8 |
2 |
1 |
| 982 |
And now we wait to see if there are any side effects. |
1.3636 |
0.20328 |
11 |
8 |
2 |
1 |
| 983 |
...and then after med school, I needed 3 jobs just to keep up with the student loans. I wish this internship paid. Sometimes it feels like I'm just running around in a big maze! |
1.3636 |
0.15212 |
11 |
7 |
4 |
0 |
| 984 |
We need better representation in the sciences. |
1.3636 |
0.20328 |
11 |
8 |
2 |
1 |
| 985 |
Congratulations, you’re being promoted again. |
1.3571 |
0.13289 |
14 |
9 |
5 |
0 |
| 986 |
If you need to find the breakroom, let me know. This place can be a bit of a maze. |
1.3571 |
0.16926 |
14 |
10 |
3 |
1 |
| 987 |
Well, if you're the lab rat, that would make me the lab brat! |
1.3571 |
0.13289 |
14 |
9 |
5 |
0 |
| 988 |
The control group is scurrying in the alley.” |
1.3571 |
0.16926 |
14 |
10 |
3 |
1 |
| 989 |
As you know, Dr. Algernon, the Lab cannot be responsible for the results when researchers use themselves as experimental subjects... |
1.3571 |
0.16926 |
14 |
10 |
3 |
1 |
| 990 |
Yes, I suppose I'm ready for the maze again. |
1.3571 |
0.13289 |
14 |
9 |
5 |
0 |
| 991 |
You realize, don't you, that 'lab rats' is just something everyone said in those days? |
1.3571 |
0.16926 |
14 |
10 |
3 |
1 |
| 992 |
Can’t wait to start my research on metamorphosis |
1.3571 |
0.13289 |
14 |
9 |
5 |
0 |
| 993 |
...... and I'm not into body shaming. |
1.3571 |
0.19910 |
14 |
11 |
1 |
2 |
| 994 |
Your lab work is amazing. |
1.3571 |
0.16926 |
14 |
10 |
3 |
1 |
| 995 |
I have some sad news about your colleagues.... |
1.3571 |
0.16926 |
14 |
10 |
3 |
1 |
| 996 |
We are ready for the lab rats, Mr, Whiskers. |
1.3571 |
0.19910 |
14 |
11 |
1 |
2 |
| 997 |
Sorry sir, but we can find no way to shrink your ears! |
1.3571 |
0.13289 |
14 |
9 |
5 |
0 |
| 998 |
The cheese? That down the hall to the right, then a left, another right and two more lefts. |
1.3571 |
0.19910 |
14 |
11 |
1 |
2 |
| 999 |
I've completed the maze-like job application process; can I be rewarded with a job now? |
1.3571 |
0.16926 |
14 |
10 |
3 |
1 |
| 1000 |
We were warned about possible side effects, including abnormal ear growth. |
1.3571 |
0.13289 |
14 |
9 |
5 |
0 |
| 1001 |
Develop a mousetrap vaccine, and the world won't beat a path to your door. |
1.3571 |
0.13289 |
14 |
9 |
5 |
0 |
| 1002 |
The maze was simple enough but i still couldn’t tell the difference between gorgonzola ,blue cheese and roquefort |
1.3571 |
0.16926 |
14 |
10 |
3 |
1 |
| 1003 |
Systemic? I say "ALL lives matter!" |
1.3571 |
0.16926 |
14 |
10 |
3 |
1 |
| 1004 |
Thanks to your little accident, we can perform animal and human testing at the same time! |
1.3571 |
0.13289 |
14 |
9 |
5 |
0 |
| 1005 |
It's just amazing that you're raising four mutant turtles on a professor's salary. |
1.3571 |
0.16926 |
14 |
10 |
3 |
1 |
| 1006 |
I'm sorry Doctor, but I don't understand why a cat scan is necessary. |
1.3571 |
0.16926 |
14 |
10 |
3 |
1 |
| 1007 |
The supply department wants to know if you’ll be participating in Take Our Kids to Work Day. |
1.3571 |
0.13289 |
14 |
9 |
5 |
0 |
| 1008 |
I understand you've worked your way up from the testing lab. |
1.3571 |
0.13289 |
14 |
9 |
5 |
0 |
| 1009 |
In which field do you work? |
1.3571 |
0.16926 |
14 |
10 |
3 |
1 |
| 1010 |
Professor, the new appaRATus gives aMAZEing results! |
1.3571 |
0.13289 |
14 |
9 |
5 |
0 |
| 1011 |
Are we going to discuss the elephant in the room, Steven? |
1.3571 |
0.13289 |
14 |
9 |
5 |
0 |
| 1012 |
Honestly not the weirdest dream I’ve had this week. |
1.3571 |
0.13289 |
14 |
9 |
5 |
0 |
| 1013 |
Cheese and crackers you surprised me doctor! |
1.3571 |
0.13289 |
14 |
9 |
5 |
0 |
| 1014 |
Well, there’s no RIGHT way to hold a clipboard but, if you want to fit in....... |
1.3571 |
0.13289 |
14 |
9 |
5 |
0 |
| 1015 |
It’s your turn today. |
1.3571 |
0.13289 |
14 |
9 |
5 |
0 |
| 1016 |
I think we need to do more testing. |
1.3529 |
0.14706 |
17 |
12 |
4 |
1 |
| 1017 |
Sorry I'm late, this place is a maze. |
1.3529 |
0.14706 |
17 |
12 |
4 |
1 |
| 1018 |
Well, in conclusion, this experiment didn't go as planned |
1.3529 |
0.14706 |
17 |
12 |
4 |
1 |
| 1019 |
It does sound like 'Faux Cheese'. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1020 |
Guess what, Karen... you’re going to Disneyland. |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1021 |
Welcome to the Woke University Reparations Lab. You will of course be experimenting on human beings. |
1.3333 |
0.18803 |
12 |
9 |
2 |
1 |
| 1022 |
I'm sorry if I seem distracted. It's just that your resemblance to Dr. Fauci is unnerving sometimes. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1023 |
If you can't beat 'em, join 'em, eh? |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1024 |
Well Stuart, I can’t say that having you join our team is the strangest thing that’s happened this year. |
1.3333 |
0.33333 |
6 |
5 |
0 |
1 |
| 1025 |
It's strange...recently I've started scampering a lot. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1026 |
Yeah, pretty good thanks. Yourself? |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1027 |
And to think--I was impressed when you made it through the maze. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1028 |
Aren't you glad your testing days are over? |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1029 |
Combining technical and expert-by-experience knowledge |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1030 |
The gene editing experiment on you was successful, but the technician was dyslexic. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1031 |
Am I smelling a rat here? |
1.3333 |
0.40825 |
3 |
2 |
1 |
0 |
| 1032 |
It’s such an honor to work with you Dr. Labrat. |
1.3333 |
0.18803 |
12 |
9 |
2 |
1 |
| 1033 |
I’ve been following your research lab ever since it was a hole in the wall. |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1034 |
Any suggestions for dating a rat? |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1035 |
I still remember when you were the smartest one in our lab maze. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1036 |
I still think it's a little cheesey |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1037 |
Eureka , we discovered a better human trap |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1038 |
But I told you to build a better device for catching rodents. |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1039 |
Thank you again, Doctor, for this chance to earn my ears. |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1040 |
Is it disrespectful to call you a lab rat? |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1041 |
Wow, just look at you! It seems like just the other day I could fit you and all your brothers and sisters in the palm of one hand. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1042 |
So you think they'll normalize women in science soon? |
1.3333 |
0.40825 |
3 |
2 |
1 |
0 |
| 1043 |
You know my remark about the inmates taking over the asylum was just a joke, right? |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1044 |
We ready to try for super IQ dogs. |
1.3333 |
0.23570 |
9 |
7 |
1 |
1 |
| 1045 |
I guess the Steinbeck Serum was a 50/50 chance of mice or men. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1046 |
It is true that they say 'dress for the job you want, not the one you have'... |
1.3333 |
0.40825 |
3 |
2 |
1 |
0 |
| 1047 |
Ha, ha, very funny. Now, take off those clothes and drink the test tubes. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1048 |
I'm ordering lunch. Cheese sandwich again? |
1.3333 |
0.18803 |
12 |
9 |
2 |
1 |
| 1049 |
Doctor, if you're not wearing a Halloween mask, we really messed up our mouse DNA study. |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1050 |
This lab really is a maze. |
1.3333 |
0.18803 |
12 |
9 |
2 |
1 |
| 1051 |
The synthetic shrooms are breaking good. |
1.3333 |
0.12599 |
15 |
10 |
5 |
0 |
| 1052 |
Oh, they didn't explain to you it was part of your duties to try all the formulations? |
1.3333 |
0.14213 |
12 |
8 |
4 |
0 |
| 1053 |
remind me again if you are cruelty-free? |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1054 |
I hope that your family commitments won't hinder our research. |
1.3333 |
0.14213 |
12 |
8 |
4 |
0 |
| 1055 |
It must be fulfilling coming back to the lab where you got your start. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1056 |
Doctor my cat has disappeared." |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1057 |
Before we can move on,would it upset protocol if you assisted Dr. Nelson out of the maze? |
1.3333 |
0.15936 |
15 |
11 |
3 |
1 |
| 1058 |
No good hypothesis yet; I feel like I'm running on a hamster wheel with this experiment. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1059 |
Turns out we can make low-sodium cheese |
1.3333 |
0.23570 |
9 |
7 |
1 |
1 |
| 1060 |
Do I experiment on mice- why do you ask? |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1061 |
If this experiment goes as planned, I'll give you some cheese. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1062 |
Okay, so at least we know that one isn’t the placebo. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1063 |
I see the shrink-ray worked. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1064 |
It's so inspiring to see a graduate giving back like this. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1065 |
Good morning Dr. Murine, I'm Ms. Badger with HR and I'm here to discuss concerns raised by your coworkers about side effects that might be related to your animal studies. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1066 |
And Dr. Mauci we just need three million volunteers! |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1067 |
I’m sorry! I only meant ‘lab rat’ in the figurative sense. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1068 |
While your brother Mickey is the celebrity, I'm a bigger fan of your work, professor. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1069 |
I don't know how to put this to you, but YOU were the experiment. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1070 |
You said,no sideeffects.. |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1071 |
Look, as a woman in science I also had to go through a maze to get here and all I'm saying is that as a straight white mouse you're still vastly overrepresented in the research. |
1.3333 |
0.40825 |
3 |
2 |
1 |
0 |
| 1072 |
It says we're pregnant! |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1073 |
'We can help you. We know how the black death was spread.' |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1074 |
Ok, fair enough. How about cats? |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1075 |
I didn't mean to offend you when I asked if your family would be able to help with testing. |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1076 |
Welcome to the team and may I say we are all curious to learn more about your theories on bypassing laboratory tests in favor of going straight to human trials. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1077 |
Now that I know not to move your cheese, I'm confident the test results will improve. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1078 |
And one last thing, I'm going to need you to sign this nepotism waiver. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1079 |
Welp, back to the rat race. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1080 |
Wow! You really took your role as lab rat seriously! |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1081 |
If you try to slip me a Mickey, I'll have to report you for sexual harassment. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1082 |
No need for more testing, you're proof our union's inflatable rat work. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1083 |
Well...in a way, it did cure baldness. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1084 |
Can I assume that no one informed you of the side effects? |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1085 |
The test results are back. You are a rat. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1086 |
Congratulations on your new formula for brie |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1087 |
Yes, I survived the initial trials, so now I'm being tested to see if my kind can do any of the work of mice. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1088 |
Hi,I’m from OSHA. There have been some worker complaints... |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1089 |
Absolutely not ! We limit testing to White Men. |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1090 |
I believe you already recognize the amazing results of our lab. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1091 |
I started in this lab from below, young lady! |
1.3333 |
0.18803 |
12 |
9 |
2 |
1 |
| 1092 |
Yes- they told me that I would be working with lab rats, but I guess I misunderstood.. |
1.3333 |
0.40825 |
3 |
2 |
1 |
0 |
| 1093 |
If we move really fast and skip a few details, we can have this on the market before election day. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1094 |
If you’d like to go back to being a regular mouse, you can volunteer for the next experiment. |
1.3333 |
0.23570 |
9 |
7 |
1 |
1 |
| 1095 |
One of the tiny humans has escaped! |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1096 |
But was it the desired outcome? |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1097 |
Well, there's the pot calling the kettle black! |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1098 |
I really had a good time last night. I hope it wasn't a problem when I switched our glasses of wine |
1.3333 |
0.23570 |
9 |
7 |
1 |
1 |
| 1099 |
We thought this time we should go straight to human trials |
1.3333 |
0.14213 |
12 |
8 |
4 |
0 |
| 1100 |
Thanks! You look mousy too. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1101 |
No, thank you, but I'd rather not participate in your research study. |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1102 |
Dr. Faucci, is that you? Forgive me, I forgot my contact lenses |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1103 |
Of mice and woman |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1104 |
Well,now let's see if the antidote works |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1105 |
I'm a little uncomfortable talking about my last assignment, working with the lab rats. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1106 |
You say you've tried this vaccine already? |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1107 |
...thus proving my hypothesis that it is actually the scientists who are being studied and this is all a simulation. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1108 |
I don't think we'll be releasing the results of this study. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1109 |
I'll call you Mickey, but only because the experiment worked. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1110 |
Relax, Bob, your nephews got the placebo. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1111 |
Honestly Dr. I appreciate your zeal for speeding up the Vaccine's approval... |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1112 |
As I think I mentioned before the test, there could be some side effects. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1113 |
Oh rats! You're here! I guess our new poison didn't work. |
1.3333 |
0.18803 |
12 |
9 |
2 |
1 |
| 1114 |
Do I get my treat now, Dr. Karstens? I finished the maze. |
1.3333 |
0.23570 |
9 |
7 |
1 |
1 |
| 1115 |
Dr., we are hoping to find a cure for role reversal. |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1116 |
All we need to validate our hypothesis is a politically-correct lab animal. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1117 |
I told you I was better at reverse engineering than engineering! |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1118 |
You’ll be happy to know that security has removed all the cats from the premises! |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1119 |
Good News! The mouse-lineage antibody cocktail works against the virus. But, there is a side effect. |
1.3333 |
0.14213 |
12 |
8 |
4 |
0 |
| 1120 |
Ok, I get it, testing on animals is a no go. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1121 |
Sorry, when they said I'd be working with mice I assumed I'd be experimenting on them. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1122 |
It seems to have worked on humans so we can begin testing mice. |
1.3333 |
0.23570 |
9 |
7 |
1 |
1 |
| 1123 |
We’re an equal opportunity employer. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1124 |
We are sure to benefit from your insight into the spread of diseases. |
1.3333 |
0.40825 |
3 |
2 |
1 |
0 |
| 1125 |
You are an excellent role model. |
1.3333 |
0.23570 |
9 |
7 |
1 |
1 |
| 1126 |
Well, most mice grow up poor. |
1.3333 |
0.14213 |
12 |
8 |
4 |
0 |
| 1127 |
As they say, ‘dress for the job you want’ |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1128 |
So, your suggestion of testing first on humans is highly unusual. |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1129 |
Well the good news is that the vaccine worked and you have Covid immunity! |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1130 |
Is it true that one of the side effects is cravings for cheese? |
1.3333 |
0.14213 |
12 |
8 |
4 |
0 |
| 1131 |
Welcome to the team. HR tells me you are from New York! |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1132 |
What do you mean by you want to experiment on me? |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1133 |
I don't care if you are a mouse. It's totally inappropriate for me to 'right click' you. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1134 |
Professor, are you sure that the government will fund finding a cure for rat poison? |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1135 |
Your Ancestry DNA report suggest you’re 25% rat, 70 % human and 5% Disney |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1136 |
This must be exciting for you. |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1137 |
I'm glad the medical ethics board has agreed to diversify. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1138 |
The Super Grow was for plants, not animals! |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1139 |
Scientifically speaking, you're repulsive. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1140 |
Well, the tests came back. And it turns out I am hallucinating. |
1.3333 |
0.23570 |
9 |
7 |
1 |
1 |
| 1141 |
I got my start hunting for cheese in a science fair maze. |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1142 |
You've been here for how long??!!! |
1.3333 |
0.18803 |
12 |
9 |
2 |
1 |
| 1143 |
And, finally, the cheese in the fridge is mine. |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1144 |
Remy how many times do I need to tell you that you are a test subject not a lab tech. |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1145 |
Sorry, but we couldn’t get enough really small people to volunteer for the experiment. |
1.3333 |
0.14213 |
12 |
8 |
4 |
0 |
| 1146 |
Nice to meet you,Dr. ... uh ...Mouse is your name? Hello ... you can just call me Dr. REVENGE!! |
1.3333 |
0.14213 |
12 |
8 |
4 |
0 |
| 1147 |
Sorry, professor, but when I was assigned to work with intelligent rodents, this isn't what I expected |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1148 |
Are you familiar with the Stockholm Syndrome? |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1149 |
Sorry, we haven't found a cure for your accident, but the good news is, we've ordered pizza for lunch with extra cheese. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1150 |
The results of your particular intelligence test have been quite remarkable. |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1151 |
I never date anyone from work but with you I'll make an exception. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1152 |
Its so mouse to meet you! |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1153 |
Big change from Anaheim Ca.! |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1154 |
I might have forgotten to mention that sometimes my cat likes to hang around the lab. |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1155 |
I know, I know but my dad heard marine biologist. Just make up stuff about dolphins and they’ll love you. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1156 |
Are the results in Miss Funicello? |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1157 |
Well look who’s growing! |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1158 |
We’re all so thrilled, Mickey, that you’ve moved on from the maze and have joined the rat race. |
1.3333 |
0.23570 |
9 |
7 |
1 |
1 |
| 1159 |
Want to try it on the humans? |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1160 |
As an intern, it’s very encouraging for me to hear your story of advancement in this lab. |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1161 |
Shoot. I'm all ears |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1162 |
As someone who has worked their way up through the ranks, what advice would you give someone just starting out |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1163 |
Thanks to your leadership on the behavioral science project, we are ahead of schedule. |
1.3333 |
0.12599 |
15 |
10 |
5 |
0 |
| 1164 |
Which would you prefer? The antidote or some cheese? |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1165 |
I am here to audit your bioethics compliance. |
1.3333 |
0.23570 |
9 |
7 |
1 |
1 |
| 1166 |
Any other side effects? |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1167 |
Now be sure to discontinue use if you experience depression or any thoughts of jumping into a cheese trap. |
1.3333 |
0.14213 |
12 |
8 |
4 |
0 |
| 1168 |
You wouldn’t believe the data unless you completed the trial yourself. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1169 |
Actually, I was hoping to CONDUCT an experiment. |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1170 |
I see you actively process information rather than operating on a stimulus response relationship. |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1171 |
And when I woke up this morning, everything was normal again. |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1172 |
Of course we would. It’s just that there aren’t any humans small enough. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1173 |
Yes we’re ready to begin testing the COVID vaccine on humans. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1174 |
So are you ready for the maze part of the experiment now? |
1.3333 |
0.18803 |
12 |
9 |
2 |
1 |
| 1175 |
Your labo-rat-ory test results are here sir. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1176 |
I'm sorry about your cousin Harry! |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1177 |
Should we tell the President? |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1178 |
Still no new antibiotics since neomycin I'm afraid |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1179 |
We’re getting great results from the double blind mice studies. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1180 |
Now all we have to do is find someway to test this to make sure it’s safe - any ideas? |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1181 |
Great news . . . a tortoise won the marathon! |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1182 |
Before we begin, do you have any cheese allergies? |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1183 |
Dr. Richards, you always were a mouse. |
1.3333 |
0.12599 |
15 |
10 |
5 |
0 |
| 1184 |
Disney called again. Offered to fund your research if you’ll to return to the entertainment business. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1185 |
Good news! You weren't in the placebo group. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1186 |
No doctor, I've never experimented on cats before. |
1.3333 |
0.18803 |
12 |
9 |
2 |
1 |
| 1187 |
Ummm, you might not like this next experiment. |
1.3333 |
0.18803 |
12 |
9 |
2 |
1 |
| 1188 |
On a personal note, I know your family made a lot of sacrifices to get you here. |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1189 |
So you’re the big cheese around here? |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1190 |
Of course I support a diverse workplace. We just can't leave crumbs out on the floor here. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1191 |
It looks like the lab cats are responding well to the Camembert. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1192 |
Would it be wrong to ask if you're related to Subject A? He really does have your ears. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1193 |
I'm sorry, Ma'm. Your species
Is just very vulnerable to covid. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1194 |
My goal is to be just like you. |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1195 |
You're the first to arrive, doctor. You say the others are lost in the halls? |
1.3333 |
0.23570 |
9 |
7 |
1 |
1 |
| 1196 |
We've upgraded you from "hole in the wainscoting" to a cubicle. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1197 |
We feel your life experiences are the perfect answer to the negative media image of animal testing. |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1198 |
Welcome aboard! You’ll find your office at the end of the maze. |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1199 |
Rusty, I kwow it's you, now where is the doctor? |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1200 |
Although I can’t seem to reverse the process, some WD-40 may help with the squeaking. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1201 |
Since we tried the last one on you, I guess it's my turn now. |
1.3333 |
0.18803 |
12 |
9 |
2 |
1 |
| 1202 |
Can you get your friends and family to sign this informed-consent form? |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1203 |
Dr. Stilton, your research on cultures avoids most common trappings. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1204 |
Now we just wait to see who got the placebo and who got the heavy dose of MakeRatErol |
1.3333 |
0.23570 |
9 |
7 |
1 |
1 |
| 1205 |
Yes, I suppose tenure is a form of positive feedback. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1206 |
Oh no problem, it's just that your are so unlike most of our research subjects!" |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1207 |
So, how did our side fair in the corn maze trial? |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1208 |
and since we both find mousy attractive . . |
1.3333 |
0.23570 |
9 |
7 |
1 |
1 |
| 1209 |
The president assured us the vaccine is safe. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1210 |
I’m not sore where we can buy lab cats. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1211 |
Yes, I'd love to join you after work for a hunk of cheese. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1212 |
My favorite movie was "The Fly" so I feel quite comfortable here. |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1213 |
Excellent! Your species is now free to go. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1214 |
I'm Annette. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1215 |
She finds the vaccine or else she gets the maze again. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1216 |
Is this another PETA protest, Perkins? |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1217 |
You're male. You're white. Let's test your toxicity.” |
1.3333 |
0.23570 |
9 |
7 |
1 |
1 |
| 1218 |
It’s great to have community buy-in for this experiment. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1219 |
I cannot wait to get back in the cage. |
1.3333 |
0.40825 |
3 |
2 |
1 |
0 |
| 1220 |
I understand many of your ancestors worked in labs. |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1221 |
Yes, I can see why you want me to conduct the field study. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1222 |
Sorry I'm late. This place is like a maze. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1223 |
I'll see if I can find some humans to order from our catalogue.... |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1224 |
I'm really hoping I can follow your example by getting out of this maze and starting a lab of my own. |
1.3333 |
0.23570 |
9 |
7 |
1 |
1 |
| 1225 |
It didn't say "Chocolate Mouse". |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1226 |
I just don't think that a MacArther Genius Grant will ever be awarded for discovering a new variety of cheese. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1227 |
According to data, lab rats also suffer from the human condition. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1228 |
I told you to go out. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1229 |
Martin tells me you already know your way around... |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1230 |
There's a new job posting that seems perfect for you. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1231 |
You heard what I said. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1232 |
Um yes, that shipment of test Humans should be here this afternoon |
1.3333 |
0.23570 |
9 |
7 |
1 |
1 |
| 1233 |
Yes, I have heard of gym rats. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1234 |
The see from your new appearance that you took part in the Covid-19 vaccine trials. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1235 |
Let me show you to your corner hole." |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1236 |
If you show me yours I'll show you mine. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1237 |
Clearly, we should have spent more time on the job description. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1238 |
That last formulae is a winner, Dr. Karloff! Can I be a gerbil in the next test? |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1239 |
I'd like to report success with our transmutation experiment. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1240 |
Ahhh, this is a little awkward. |
1.3333 |
0.14213 |
12 |
8 |
4 |
0 |
| 1241 |
Squeak as you may, but the Nobel Prize in genetics was worth our sacrifice. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1242 |
Just Bleach and Lysol? That’s the result of months of research? |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1243 |
Respectfully Dr. I think you have missed an obvious side effect of your vaccine. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1244 |
Great results! Now tell me no rodents used, only republicans, right? |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1245 |
The men still haven’t found their way way around the maze. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1246 |
Well yes, the hallway system is intricate, complex and convoluted... but on the bright side, you got here in 47 seconds. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1247 |
The good news is that rats are not feeling any side effects. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1248 |
Yes, I know you and your colleagues would prefer that we stop testing potentially harmful new vaccines on lab mice. But, just think of how well it actually worked out for you! |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1249 |
I am not sure about doing “anything in the name of science”. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1250 |
I just want you to know sir, I was personally always opposed to the whole electrodes thing. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1251 |
I'm honored that you asked me out to lunch, doctor, but I must warn you, I'm allergic to cheese. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1252 |
So I hear you tried the vaccine. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1253 |
Your advances in the maze especially sound recognition were so off the charts we’re ecstatic you’re joining us |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1254 |
Yes! AMAZING results. |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1255 |
I'm sorry, Dr. Fauci, but I don't think volunteering for the vaccine trial was a good choice for you. |
1.3333 |
0.23570 |
9 |
7 |
1 |
1 |
| 1256 |
If I get it right can I have a piece of cheese? |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1257 |
Even if you have an itsy-mousy dick it's still sexual harrassment. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1258 |
It was only tall white men, now it's tall white mice getting tenure. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1259 |
My family thinks I'm a lab rat, too." |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1260 |
Rat brains are all the rage now. |
1.3333 |
0.14213 |
12 |
8 |
4 |
0 |
| 1261 |
Of course life experience counts but we still require a college degree. |
1.3333 |
0.23570 |
9 |
7 |
1 |
1 |
| 1262 |
You don't look like your photo. |
1.3333 |
0.14213 |
12 |
8 |
4 |
0 |
| 1263 |
Take a left, then a right, then two lefts, oh, just follow your nose |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1264 |
I'm in charge of subject recruitment and relations. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1265 |
Now that you're head of the department, I suppose we'll have to start using humans instead of rats as subjects. |
1.3333 |
0.18803 |
12 |
9 |
2 |
1 |
| 1266 |
I think I'm positive... |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1267 |
No antidote yet, Doctor, but I understand Disneyland expects to reopen soon and is hiring. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1268 |
Please stop reminding me about safety protocols. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1269 |
Sir, the guinea pigs are saying they are being treated unfairly. |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1270 |
Good news! The vaccine works in humans, now we can try it in rodents! |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1271 |
Please tell me again Professor, which vial did you accidentally drink from? |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1272 |
Seems we both have imposter syndrome |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1273 |
No doctor, I didn't find your report cheesy at all.
I thought it ratical! |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1274 |
Ill get right on it, Doc Hickory Dickery. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1275 |
They tell me your family has been doing lab work for generations. |
1.3333 |
0.40825 |
3 |
2 |
1 |
0 |
| 1276 |
I'm sorry to say but your a mouse now but at least your appearance improved from how you used to look (women sighs jews are really ugly). |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1277 |
I knew you were a shoe-in for a promotion when I saw how quickly you ran through the maze. |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1278 |
This is going to sound crazy, but based on the cognitive tests, I think some of the lab rats are capable of sophisticated thought processes. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1279 |
You and your friends can thank POTUS for the new law commanding us to go directly to human trials! |
1.3333 |
0.23570 |
9 |
7 |
1 |
1 |
| 1280 |
So what happens after the maze? |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1281 |
I suspect you know which one of us will receive the trial dose. |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1282 |
When they said I would be working in the biggest mouse lab, I had no idea! |
1.3333 |
0.33333 |
6 |
5 |
0 |
1 |
| 1283 |
Oh, hi! I didn't hear you come in. |
1.3333 |
0.40825 |
3 |
2 |
1 |
0 |
| 1284 |
So tell me. I'm all ears. |
1.3333 |
0.23570 |
9 |
7 |
1 |
1 |
| 1285 |
You may want to ditch the suit before starting the maze. |
1.3333 |
0.40825 |
3 |
2 |
1 |
0 |
| 1286 |
Sorry, I had to move your cheese to the bottom shelf to make room for my test tubes. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1287 |
The labs look good. Your mouse-to-mouse resuscitation made all the difference! |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1288 |
We only test with rabbits and humans here. Why do you ask? |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1289 |
Well, we tried hamsters but they’re too cute. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1290 |
You can tell the President that injecting cheese is showing a lot of promise. |
1.3333 |
0.23570 |
9 |
7 |
1 |
1 |
| 1291 |
Jeez cheese |
1.3333 |
0.18803 |
12 |
9 |
2 |
1 |
| 1292 |
If it’s as contagious as COVID-19 we’ll have to lock up all the cats! |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1293 |
Let me guess, you weren't in the control group. |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1294 |
OF COURSE WE TESTED IT ON HUMANS FIRST |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1295 |
Have you also been produced in this lab?" |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1296 |
You rat you drank my elixir |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1297 |
With all due respect doctor, I think I’ve been spending too much time in the lab. |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1298 |
Good news! You can still run the maze whenever you like! And no one has moved your cheese...promise! |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1299 |
Are those human cells? |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1300 |
I told you not to experiment on yourself! |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1301 |
So, I'm sure you can appreciate just how successful our genetics research has been!" |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1302 |
So are animal studies now out of the question? |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1303 |
Trump wants you to lead the COVID task force. |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1304 |
Still no humans in the maze, but we're compensating with diversity training! |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1305 |
Before we proceed, are you familiar with our human resource policy? |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1306 |
Well until all the effects were known, you should have worn a mask. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1307 |
The folks at the top are saying we can skip animal studies all together. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1308 |
For the hundredth time, it was an accident! |
1.3333 |
0.23570 |
9 |
7 |
1 |
1 |
| 1309 |
Not to sound cheesy, but your COVID-19 symptoms appear to be progressing. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1310 |
I think it’s time to experiment on humans, don’t you? |
1.3333 |
0.23570 |
9 |
7 |
1 |
1 |
| 1311 |
Good news. Your tests are back. Bad news. Not conclusive. Results are positive, not so positive, negative, and not so negative. |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1312 |
The board wants to congratulate you on keeping the lab so squeaky clean. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1313 |
The good news is the side effects from the gene therapy should wear off in a few years, the bad news is Trump was reelected. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1314 |
I was wondering if I could bend your ears. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1315 |
I wouldn't worry about it. That definitely is a badly-engineered mousetrap. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1316 |
I'm concerned my new growth hormone may have gotten into the wrong hands. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1317 |
A woman with a clipboard in her hands is talking to a man-sized mouse in glasses. Both are wearing labcoats. Around, assorted laboratory equipment, four test tubes, and two sheets of papers. |
1.3333 |
0.18803 |
12 |
9 |
2 |
1 |
| 1318 |
... this test is completely useless.
I wonder who did this Mickey Mouse job. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1319 |
Not that there's anything wrong with mouselike side effects. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1320 |
Frankly, sir, I think the University's 'Diversity in Staffing' program may occasionally go a bit too far. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1321 |
It's a lot like timeshare".... |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1322 |
I said,“How are your new hearing aids working out?” |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1323 |
Remember, there will be no human experiments. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1324 |
Your resume is impressive, but your cheese allergy might keep you from completing the maze. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1325 |
I'm sorry doctor, but I'm not going to try the vaccine just yet. |
1.3333 |
0.14213 |
12 |
8 |
4 |
0 |
| 1326 |
I remember when you were an intern here, running through mazes. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1327 |
The vaccine works - but only in humans. |
1.3333 |
0.18803 |
12 |
9 |
2 |
1 |
| 1328 |
Dr. Rodenti, please. These successful cell culture alternatives must finally replace human vivisection. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1329 |
... and after graduating from PETA University, I spent my post-doc with the World Wildlife Fund |
1.3333 |
0.18803 |
12 |
9 |
2 |
1 |
| 1330 |
Well, now we know which one of us was in the control group |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1331 |
I’m the lab human you sent for. |
1.3333 |
0.23570 |
9 |
7 |
1 |
1 |
| 1332 |
I don't think your symptoms have anything to do with Covid-19. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1333 |
Are you here for the pain study or the breeder position? |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1334 |
I have good news and bad news, Algernon. |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1335 |
I don't want your ears, so I guess I'll choose middle. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1336 |
I don’t give a rat’s ass what you think about it |
1.3333 |
0.23570 |
9 |
7 |
1 |
1 |
| 1337 |
Next time stay away from the mice when we're doing the cloning experiments |
1.3333 |
0.23570 |
9 |
7 |
1 |
1 |
| 1338 |
Well, sir, I've never tried running through a maze before but I'm willing to try it. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1339 |
Do you think we are ready to move beyond the human trials,Doctor? |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1340 |
I have finally identified your parents |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1341 |
And the cats signed on for this? |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1342 |
Tell me your latest research findings. I'm all ears. |
1.3333 |
0.40825 |
3 |
2 |
1 |
0 |
| 1343 |
They say listen to the scientists, but on this issue you've been quiet as a . . . uh . . .uh . . . |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1344 |
Mmmm... The secret formula also made your tail much thicker and longer. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1345 |
Well yes, you're correct. When I told you your father was Professor Watkins, I was indeed stretching the truth a little bit. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1346 |
Hi, I'm the new test subject. |
1.3333 |
0.14213 |
12 |
8 |
4 |
0 |
| 1347 |
First, I want to assure you that no mice have been harmed in the making and filling of these test tubes. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1348 |
First, I have to say I really appreciate your ancestral legacy to science. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1349 |
It seems as thought the COVID vaccine has one itsy bitsy side effect
on humans that we didn't see in the mouse tests. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1350 |
Umm...you'll need to take off that lab coat for what I need you to do. |
1.3333 |
0.23570 |
9 |
7 |
1 |
1 |
| 1351 |
I’m sorry but I just don’t think the rat race is for me. |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1352 |
I hope you're not a misogynistic rat. |
1.3333 |
0.33333 |
6 |
5 |
0 |
1 |
| 1353 |
Yes, we can determine who moved your cheese. |
1.3333 |
0.40825 |
3 |
2 |
1 |
0 |
| 1354 |
Sorry to pry, but what have you done with Dr. Hebert? |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1355 |
We’re all voting on what your DNA might be |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1356 |
No animals were harmed in this experiment. |
1.3333 |
0.23570 |
9 |
7 |
1 |
1 |
| 1357 |
It looks promising, but cures that work in humans may not work in mice |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1358 |
We're making progress but still don't know who moved your cheese. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1359 |
Hello Dr. Mus Musculacui, we are just about to begin the pre- clinical testing on your relatives. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1360 |
No, my brother Basil is the detective |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1361 |
Remember when you started here in the downstairs lab? |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1362 |
When they told me I’d be working with a lab rat, I expected a rat in a small cage. |
1.3333 |
0.23570 |
9 |
7 |
1 |
1 |
| 1363 |
Experience? Well, Doctor, my last job at the cosmetics lab was to test, ah, using, ah . . . I was a waitress. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1364 |
Your expertise is needed to develop a product that keeps surfaces squeaky clean. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1365 |
Any idea what happened to the cheese cultures? |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1366 |
We may have more luck with the human subjects if, instead of cheese, we place money in the maze. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1367 |
You haven't read the Warning Label about side effects? |
1.3333 |
0.23570 |
9 |
7 |
1 |
1 |
| 1368 |
I think you’re amazing |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1369 |
I didn't know this what was meant by a "laboratory rat." |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1370 |
I enjoyed your "Rats to Riches" autobiography. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1371 |
Should I call you Stuart or Dr. Little? |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1372 |
Glad you're on the vaccine team. I know your work from the maze trials. |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1373 |
Whoa..so YOU do the human testing! |
1.3333 |
0.23570 |
9 |
7 |
1 |
1 |
| 1374 |
So, you believe it should be an acceptable side effect?" |
1.3333 |
0.23570 |
9 |
7 |
1 |
1 |
| 1375 |
So, are you excited for bring your kids to work day tomorrow? |
1.3333 |
0.40825 |
3 |
2 |
1 |
0 |
| 1376 |
I'm afraid the vaccine has some side effects |
1.3333 |
0.40825 |
3 |
2 |
1 |
0 |
| 1377 |
No student pranks - trust me, it can backfire. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1378 |
We don't say 'Lab rats' anymore Sam, this is the 42nd century for God's sake. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1379 |
I started here as an intern, how about you? |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1380 |
Only 2 of our lab subjects showed signs of orange skin after 2 days. |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1381 |
Well, yes, I did ask IT for a better mouse... |
1.3333 |
0.23570 |
9 |
7 |
1 |
1 |
| 1382 |
Well professor I’ll make sure we stop all testing on mice. |
1.3333 |
0.23570 |
9 |
7 |
1 |
1 |
| 1383 |
I'm glad they hired the new diversity officer, too. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1384 |
Sorry. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1385 |
It’s back to your old job in vaccine trials today. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1386 |
You, Larry, are living proof that our Rodent Affirmative Action Program is a big success! |
1.3333 |
0.14213 |
12 |
8 |
4 |
0 |
| 1387 |
I knew our Diversity Officer wanted to promote an internal employee, but... |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1388 |
So, who moved my synthetic cheese? |
1.3333 |
0.14213 |
12 |
8 |
4 |
0 |
| 1389 |
You're still the most successful experiment we've run. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1390 |
Y'know, there's this really great cheese place down on 3rd.
Have you ever been? Yes, right, of course you have. |
1.3333 |
0.23570 |
9 |
7 |
1 |
1 |
| 1391 |
You make it all seem worthwhile |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1392 |
So I imagine you’ve heard the “lab rat” bit before? |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1393 |
No, I didn't bring a cheese sandwich for lunch. |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1394 |
Your scores on running the labyrinth are outstanding. |
1.3333 |
0.40825 |
3 |
2 |
1 |
0 |
| 1395 |
I just wanted to congratulate you on successfully mapping the Havarti genome. |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1396 |
I expect there will be more of you showing up? |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1397 |
The data is conclusive...we have the same father. |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1398 |
we estimate 4-6 months for the reversal serum to be available in cheese form |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1399 |
Happy Hello-Win to my fellow lab rats, Señorita. |
1.3333 |
0.14213 |
12 |
8 |
4 |
0 |
| 1400 |
It may have started with a bat, but it will end with a mouse. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1401 |
Are you trying to slip me a Mickey? |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1402 |
Of course I remember you. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1403 |
Sorry for the systemic musophobia . |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1404 |
And now we are colleagues! |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1405 |
I'm fine with cheese for lunch... again. |
1.3333 |
0.23570 |
9 |
7 |
1 |
1 |
| 1406 |
Not really sure how I'd do on an exercise bike. Why do you ask? |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1407 |
Rumor has it that you are involved with one of the test mice.
This must stop or it will compromise the research. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1408 |
I must admit sir, we seem to have done an excellent job with you |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1409 |
Oh, so that’s why they stopped calling it Human Resources. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1410 |
I'm glad you found us. I know it's a maze out there. |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1411 |
And when you get hungry, the cafeteria is to your right, left, left, right, left, straight, right, straight, left, and then you push on the big lever. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1412 |
Well, this is quite a change of pace. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1413 |
Congrats on your 60th child. You must be so proud. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1414 |
I feel trapped here. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1415 |
I’ve hit a dead end. I’m hoping your extensive research experience can help me out. |
1.3333 |
0.23570 |
9 |
7 |
1 |
1 |
| 1416 |
Do you really think, "Mouse lives matter?" |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1417 |
As vaccine side effects go, I've seen worse ... " |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1418 |
Well, no one can say you haven't worked your way up from the bottom. |
1.3333 |
0.40825 |
3 |
2 |
1 |
0 |
| 1419 |
I understand you worked your way up from the bottom. |
1.3333 |
0.14213 |
12 |
8 |
4 |
0 |
| 1420 |
I escaped the maze. What's my next assignment? |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1421 |
We understand that the White House has chosen you to be our new lab director. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1422 |
Who’s the leader of the band that’s made for you and me? |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1423 |
Now that you’re outside the maze you need to pay for food |
1.3333 |
0.14213 |
12 |
8 |
4 |
0 |
| 1424 |
I've worked out you can't change me back!
You lied, Professor! |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1425 |
And you still don’t see a conflict of interest? |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1426 |
You're required to wear your ear muffs in this lab. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1427 |
I think you are a great candidate to be first in line for the vaccine |
1.3333 |
0.18803 |
12 |
9 |
2 |
1 |
| 1428 |
So you're telling me a piece of cheese at graduation will help me find my way through med school too? |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1429 |
Could you recommend a decent headset for Zoom calls? |
1.3333 |
0.23570 |
9 |
7 |
1 |
1 |
| 1430 |
And, lastly, I would appreciate it if you would stop nibbling on the cheddar in the refrigerator with my name on it. |
1.3333 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
| 1431 |
Congratulations, Professor! You were right! Cats don’t have nine lives! |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1432 |
The humans need a larger maze, Sir. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1433 |
Well, I am very impressed with the mazes you had to go through to join us. |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1434 |
I'm so sorry about your parents. I had no idea.... |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1435 |
Good news! Your brother is cancer-free! |
1.3333 |
0.40825 |
3 |
2 |
1 |
0 |
| 1436 |
It worked! You became a standing mouse |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1437 |
Glad you found the lab. This place is a maze! |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1438 |
I'm not sure how this rapid growth hormone works. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1439 |
Can you give me some tips on how to find the cheese in the maze? |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1440 |
Oh, my--I didn't expect that. Nevertheless, has your sense of smell returned? |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1441 |
How quickly did the other three go blind? |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1442 |
Good News! The results of the experiment showed that the smart serum works well on mice. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1443 |
So it says here that you have experience with growth hormones! |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1444 |
Are you sure you want to try the fourth vial? The first three test subjects went blind. |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1445 |
I quit! The job is confusing and lacks any form of effective incentives. |
1.3333 |
0.40825 |
3 |
2 |
1 |
0 |
| 1446 |
We are close to identifying which genes influence ear size. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1447 |
I think it’s time for me to get out of this, you’ll excuse the expression, “rat race” |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1448 |
No Karen, you were not complimenting me when you called me a Lab rat. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1449 |
Finally, a colleague who can get through this maze of red tape! |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1450 |
Welcome Maurice! You really outgrew your previous role, didn't you... |
1.3333 |
0.23570 |
9 |
7 |
1 |
1 |
| 1451 |
I respect a boss who worked his way up from the bottom |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1452 |
I continue to be impressed by how high you worked your way up
after starting out as a specimen." |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1453 |
You are correct Doctor, yours is an unexpected side effect of the vaccine testing in a few cases. However as the new condition is deemed 'non-life threatening' we decided to continue testing... |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1454 |
It’s not personal, it’s business. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1455 |
...and it tastes like cheese? |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1456 |
PETA really outdid itself this time! |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1457 |
Did you say roll up your sleeve ? |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1458 |
My, professor, what big ears you have. |
1.3333 |
0.23570 |
9 |
7 |
1 |
1 |
| 1459 |
I’d suggest you go home. The other vaccine side effects are purring in the lab. |
1.3333 |
0.40825 |
3 |
2 |
1 |
0 |
| 1460 |
We were hoping use you for another experiment. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1461 |
Good news, Doctor. All we have to do is find the mouse that has your head. |
1.3333 |
0.23570 |
9 |
7 |
1 |
1 |
| 1462 |
Did everyone else in the control group turn into a mouse? |
1.3333 |
0.23570 |
9 |
7 |
1 |
1 |
| 1463 |
I'm really impressed by how you've grown into the job. |
1.3333 |
0.23570 |
9 |
7 |
1 |
1 |
| 1464 |
You may have made it out of the maze, but good luck finding your way out of academia. |
1.3333 |
0.23570 |
9 |
7 |
1 |
1 |
| 1465 |
On the other hand, your hearing is much better. |
1.3333 |
0.18803 |
12 |
9 |
2 |
1 |
| 1466 |
I know, but EVERYTHING causes tumors in mice. |
1.3333 |
0.23570 |
9 |
7 |
1 |
1 |
| 1467 |
Yes, I’m fully aware of how many mazes you had to complete before you shattered the plexiglass ceiling. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1468 |
What do you wanna do tonight Pinky? |
1.3333 |
0.14213 |
12 |
8 |
4 |
0 |
| 1469 |
Is that the only side effect? |
1.3333 |
0.23570 |
9 |
7 |
1 |
1 |
| 1470 |
Why, yes, I'm amazed. |
1.3333 |
0.12599 |
15 |
10 |
5 |
0 |
| 1471 |
So somewhere in the maze I will find cheese?! |
1.3333 |
0.18803 |
12 |
9 |
2 |
1 |
| 1472 |
I believe in promoting from within. |
1.3333 |
0.23570 |
9 |
7 |
1 |
1 |
| 1473 |
We did a genetic sweep to make sure that you're not related to any of our subjects. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1474 |
I remember when you were just a kid running in our mazes to get to the cheese. |
1.3333 |
0.40825 |
3 |
2 |
1 |
0 |
| 1475 |
Is a DNA test really necessary? I think it's fairly obvious who the father is. |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1476 |
For the last time, you can't keep dressing up as a mouse and expecting to get the vaccine before everyone else, Fred. |
1.3333 |
0.23570 |
9 |
7 |
1 |
1 |
| 1477 |
Doctor, we're experiencing some difficulty with the human race. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1478 |
When my vaccine is almost ready, you’ll be the first to try it. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1479 |
I was thinking maybe Jeff Goldblum for you and Jodie Foster for me... |
1.3333 |
0.23570 |
9 |
7 |
1 |
1 |
| 1480 |
Yes, Doctor. We just put the humans in the maze but we need a little more cheese. |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1481 |
I see that the recent gene editing experiment was a success. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1482 |
When they said they were sending over a new lab rat, I had no idea! |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1483 |
Which brings us to peer review. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1484 |
We use to smoke on planes too...but let's move on... |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1485 |
It wasn't personal, just business. |
1.3333 |
0.14213 |
12 |
8 |
4 |
0 |
| 1486 |
Hi, I have some gruyere and a nice Cabernet at home, if you're interested. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1487 |
The good news doctor is that you do not have Covid-19. |
1.3333 |
0.23570 |
9 |
7 |
1 |
1 |
| 1488 |
It worked on Trump, so now we'll test it on a larger population of stable geniuses. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1489 |
The boss is a Maine Coon. Don't let that laid back attitude fool
you. He can be a real animal. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1490 |
It cures COVID, so what if it doesn't smell like Cheddar? |
1.3333 |
0.23570 |
9 |
7 |
1 |
1 |
| 1491 |
I think I have finally found you a mate! |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1492 |
Good news! Only one of your siblings grew an extra limb in this last round of experiments! |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1493 |
I think you will find our benefits package far exceeds other labs where you have worked. |
1.3333 |
0.15936 |
15 |
11 |
3 |
1 |
| 1494 |
It's time we have a serious talk about your ultimate role on our team. |
1.3333 |
0.18803 |
12 |
9 |
2 |
1 |
| 1495 |
My, you've come a long way since escaping from the lab last year. |
1.3333 |
0.14213 |
12 |
8 |
4 |
0 |
| 1496 |
We should have our Cheeziclon chip formula ready for you on Monday |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1497 |
Um, I have good news and bad news. |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1498 |
We have the test results back, Algernon. The father is Stewart Little. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1499 |
The real maze will be learning to navigate our healthcare system. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1500 |
I am sorry about your family. We were told they loved a maze. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1501 |
Only four experimental cheeses to evaluate? |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1502 |
I'm sorry Professor, I don't feel comfortable injecting myself |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1503 |
Have you noticed any adverse reactions to the vaccine? |
1.3333 |
0.23570 |
9 |
7 |
1 |
1 |
| 1504 |
We think you'll find the management track much more fulfilling |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1505 |
Yes it is rare for someone like me to work in the lab. I’m just here for a photo shoot. Marketing wants it to look like we have women scientists |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1506 |
Any particular reason you are researching fatalities caused by blood thinners? |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1507 |
We've concluded it won't be effective against Covid-19, but it could wipe out toenail fungus. |
1.3333 |
0.23570 |
9 |
7 |
1 |
1 |
| 1508 |
"Great mask, Professor. But I already have a boyfriend." |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1509 |
I am honored to work with a true lab rat. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1510 |
I wouldn't minimize these results. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1511 |
Good one, Frank. I’m going as a pithed frog. |
1.3333 |
0.18803 |
12 |
9 |
2 |
1 |
| 1512 |
So how long do the side effects last? |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1513 |
I know. I have to test it on humans first. |
1.3333 |
0.23570 |
9 |
7 |
1 |
1 |
| 1514 |
Lab rat? He’s my cousin! |
1.3333 |
0.40825 |
3 |
2 |
1 |
0 |
| 1515 |
Yes, I'd say that you exceeded our expectations. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1516 |
Roquefort. Why? |
1.3333 |
0.18803 |
12 |
9 |
2 |
1 |
| 1517 |
Dr. Willard? I...I...What a pleasant surprise! |
1.3333 |
0.15936 |
15 |
11 |
3 |
1 |
| 1518 |
Sorry, I don't date mice I work with. |
1.3333 |
0.14213 |
12 |
8 |
4 |
0 |
| 1519 |
I know it's snake oil, but Donald said we had to call it a COVID vaccine. |
1.3333 |
0.14213 |
12 |
8 |
4 |
0 |
| 1520 |
I know you’re the “Lab Rat” but. . . |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1521 |
I know this study is on bestiality. I'm still not dating you. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1522 |
Obviously, the experiment did not go as planned but I’m sure that Chuck E. Cheese would love to hire you. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1523 |
I'm honored to work with you,
you're an important model for research. |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1524 |
I don't mean to be disrespectful, but these tests already work in lab rats |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1525 |
Thanks for volunteering to become a subject for the new COVID vaccine, but we're looking for humans at this stage! |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1526 |
Good morning, Dr. Brill. I see you read my paper and tried the procedure --- I am sorry it turned out you are type M! I think I know how to counteract the unfortunate result |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1527 |
Ironically, it was torturing your ancestors in this very lab that made this all possible. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1528 |
How does it feel to be both feared and respected? |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1529 |
you look familiar, is it the tie? |
1.3333 |
0.18803 |
12 |
9 |
2 |
1 |
| 1530 |
Hanta for a cure. |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1531 |
OK boss, we’re switching to stuffed animals. The rodent thing is history.” |
1.3333 |
0.14213 |
12 |
8 |
4 |
0 |
| 1532 |
Thanks for putting on clothes. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1533 |
Here's the vaccine that protects rodents like you from the mousetrap plague. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1534 |
so sorry that you failed your phase 2 Covid test |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1535 |
I’m sorry, but DNA doesn’t lie. They’re all yours . |
1.3333 |
0.14213 |
12 |
8 |
4 |
0 |
| 1536 |
I think we’ve finally done it—cheddar perfume! |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1537 |
You're bonkers if you want me to try that! |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1538 |
We’re getting very close to the Gruyere. |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1539 |
Uh...yes, I do see that we need to increase the N and I want to help. Might I suggest the new tech? |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1540 |
Good, you found us. |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1541 |
Oh they were kidding, don’t worry! Fat cats is just slang |
1.3333 |
0.40825 |
3 |
2 |
1 |
0 |
| 1542 |
So... this is really quite a step up for you isn't it? |
1.3333 |
0.40825 |
3 |
2 |
1 |
0 |
| 1543 |
Yes, our children would still be Jewish. |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1544 |
Good news doc, we cured your disease..although, there was a side effect we did not expect... |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1545 |
Congrats on your promotion |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1546 |
So, were there any other side effects of your vaccine trial? |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1547 |
Your experience in laboratories should prove helpful. |
1.3333 |
0.23570 |
9 |
7 |
1 |
1 |
| 1548 |
This vaccine development sure has turned into a rat race |
1.3333 |
0.23570 |
9 |
7 |
1 |
1 |
| 1549 |
Why should we do the initial tests on Humans? |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1550 |
I promise that your family will not be used in the experiment. |
1.3333 |
0.23570 |
9 |
7 |
1 |
1 |
| 1551 |
I'm a lab rat myself |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1552 |
I'm feeling much better. Yesterday you were a giant fruit fly. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1553 |
Doctor, have you considered that you may be over-identifying with your work? |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1554 |
Yes, you surpassed all expectations in the experiment. No, you don’t get to be cited as a co-author. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1555 |
Good news, I'm pregnant. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1556 |
So, you're asking me to go through a life size maze in search of a slice of decadent chocolate cake? |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1557 |
You can take of your mask in here, George. |
1.3333 |
0.33333 |
6 |
5 |
0 |
1 |
| 1558 |
Since you initiated the positive reinforcement, I have been finding my way out of your mazes in record time. |
1.3333 |
0.40825 |
3 |
2 |
1 |
0 |
| 1559 |
Let me just end your performance review by saying that you have grown immensely in your position here, both personally and professionally. |
1.3333 |
0.40825 |
3 |
2 |
1 |
0 |
| 1560 |
Do all interns at Disney Labs run experiments? |
1.3333 |
0.14213 |
12 |
8 |
4 |
0 |
| 1561 |
Your vaccine is showing progress, Leonard. No tail, no whiskers, and standing upright represent a significant reduction in side-effects. |
1.3333 |
0.23570 |
9 |
7 |
1 |
1 |
| 1562 |
Well, this Christmas, all through this lab, a mouse and a chemist are gonna be stirring. |
1.3333 |
0.18803 |
12 |
9 |
2 |
1 |
| 1563 |
Great news Dr. Mousenstin! After extensive gene testing we've found a cure for narcissism. How about we call it November 3rd? |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1564 |
Today you’ll be working on genetically modified cheese. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1565 |
CRISPR technology? Yeah, it's a rat race. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1566 |
Will I have to run through any mazes? |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1567 |
I've thought about transitioning, too. |
1.3333 |
0.40825 |
3 |
2 |
1 |
0 |
| 1568 |
Uh oh. Don’t freak out but I may have messed up. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1569 |
peanut butter or cheese? |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1570 |
Welcome to the lab. I hope it wasn't hard to find. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1571 |
I guess I could have switched a tube. |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1572 |
Good news. The last human experiment is a success. Time for rat clinical trials. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1573 |
Yes, I believe you were in the trial group. |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1574 |
We agree, the maze is so old school. |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1575 |
Well, uh, Dave, the good news is we have a publishable result... |
1.3333 |
0.23570 |
9 |
7 |
1 |
1 |
| 1576 |
To be fair, it does confer long lasting immunity in dog years |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1577 |
At least you’re willing to listen to science. |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1578 |
Should we conduct mouse or human trials first? |
1.3333 |
0.23570 |
9 |
7 |
1 |
1 |
| 1579 |
Did you eat my grilled cheese that I left in the breakroom? |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1580 |
So you're saying, you want to know how it would affect a thirty-something woman? |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1581 |
For the USA, the data are clear, scientists are the leading killer of rats." |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1582 |
Sure, I'll be your guinea pig! |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1583 |
I want to be a lab rat just like you one day. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1584 |
You were correct about the cookie hypothesis. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1585 |
Can you read this and tell me if it sounds cheesy? |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1586 |
I made a few wrong turns and there were dead ends but do I get the job? |
1.3333 |
0.14213 |
12 |
8 |
4 |
0 |
| 1587 |
I can see how a medical breakthrough has been successful in trials with mice for increased size and intelligence. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1588 |
So I see that you were promoted from within. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1589 |
Maybe this time we could try something other than cheese? |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1590 |
I'm shocked! We never administer performance enhancing drugs to our research subjects! |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1591 |
I understand that you're an expert in mazes. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1592 |
You seem to know so much about the Plague. |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1593 |
I don't hear any little squeaking noises. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1594 |
I’m worried that if we hire you to work here you’ll be trapped in a dead-end job. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1595 |
This Phase 1 self test turned me into a hideous human. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1596 |
Someone grabbed the Rodent-19 vaccine by mistake. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1597 |
Would you like to meet for cheese and crackers after work? |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1598 |
Dr. Algernon, it's so exciting to have you joining our lab! |
1.3333 |
0.23570 |
9 |
7 |
1 |
1 |
| 1599 |
Our cats will take care of you! |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1600 |
Dr. Katz called. He wants to eat you for lunch. I mean meet you for lunch. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1601 |
Your 'lived experience' insights into laboratory work are most helpful. |
1.3333 |
0.33333 |
6 |
5 |
0 |
1 |
| 1602 |
Our collaborations have gone so well in the past. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1603 |
Maybe we should pause our vaccine trial, Dr. McGregor, to look into your response. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1604 |
Time for another experiment. Tell me, do you like mazes? |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1605 |
I so admire the personal commitment you bring to our research here. |
1.3333 |
0.23570 |
9 |
7 |
1 |
1 |
| 1606 |
The good news is the white House wants it fast tracked for approval |
1.3333 |
0.23570 |
9 |
7 |
1 |
1 |
| 1607 |
Honestly, Dr. Algernon. I do not think that ‘Cheese Potion #9’ will market well. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1608 |
We think you are ready for the ultimate maze. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1609 |
As you suggested, we will be using cats for our next experiment." |
1.3333 |
0.23570 |
9 |
7 |
1 |
1 |
| 1610 |
Nothing to restore your face yet, professor, but number 3 there might shrink your ears a bit. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1611 |
. . . you are so articulate . . . I can’t speak for the other people around here but I don’t have a speciest bone in my body . . . and, and I love 'Dilbert,' and, and, and some of my best friends are rodents . . ."and, and, and, and . . . . |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1612 |
Sorry about your parents. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1613 |
I just realized that you're a rodent in a lab coat. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1614 |
Oh, so you’re the mole that’s infiltrated this lab. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1615 |
Chief, we've got a lead on that farmer's wife. |
1.3333 |
0.23570 |
9 |
7 |
1 |
1 |
| 1616 |
This is a little awkward, Stewart, but I put a ham and cheese sandwich in the fridge, and now it's just a ham sandwich. I don't want to imply anything inappropriate here, but I was wondering if maybe you, well, you know, knew anything about that? |
1.3333 |
0.14213 |
12 |
8 |
4 |
0 |
| 1617 |
I’m flattered that you want me for an experiment, but … |
1.3333 |
0.40825 |
3 |
2 |
1 |
0 |
| 1618 |
Looks like your cousin tested well |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1619 |
The entire lab commends your willingness to self experiment. |
1.3333 |
0.23570 |
9 |
7 |
1 |
1 |
| 1620 |
Wow, you've come a long way from those labyrinth tests! |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1621 |
I’m sorry I was late, but I’m sure you know what a maze this building is. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1622 |
At the rate you're progressing, I don't think you'll ever have to go back in that cage. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1623 |
Don't get too close. It's a better mousetrap. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1624 |
The proposal is to genetically modify cats to eliminate their hunting instinct. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1625 |
Your grant for a new maze has been approved, but I'm afraid The Board will not fund any increase in cheese. |
1.3333 |
0.23570 |
9 |
7 |
1 |
1 |
| 1626 |
Our advisor is a cat, but he's away right now. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1627 |
I wouldn't be that concerned. Trump says it's safe. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1628 |
I did not know those rats were co-workers. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1629 |
Good news! Your uncle seems to be recovering well. |
1.3333 |
0.14213 |
12 |
8 |
4 |
0 |
| 1630 |
Ironically, the cure for CoVid is Stilton cheese. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1631 |
Congratulations, you just squeaked by on your lab midterm. |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1632 |
I'm not comfortable putting babies in a maze. |
1.3333 |
0.23570 |
9 |
7 |
1 |
1 |
| 1633 |
The vaccine results are great, just dont look in the mirror yet Dr Mickey. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1634 |
So you're the hundredth generation of your family to work for a research lab... |
1.3333 |
0.18803 |
12 |
9 |
2 |
1 |
| 1635 |
Rats! I’ve forgotten which serum I gave you. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1636 |
I suppose, in this case, calling me "mousy" is a complement. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1637 |
I assure you that, now, we only use gerbils. |
1.3333 |
0.40825 |
3 |
2 |
1 |
0 |
| 1638 |
You're rude to the patients and spend most of your time eating cheese, but damned if you weren't right again, Doctor Mouse. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1639 |
The GMO Grant Review Committee is Here |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1640 |
Only on humans. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1641 |
what's a defining moment that shaped your identity? |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1642 |
Hey, now there’s a coincidence. This sample also reproduces at an alarming rate. |
1.3333 |
0.14213 |
12 |
8 |
4 |
0 |
| 1643 |
How do you like being on this side of the bench? |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1644 |
How long have you been experimenting with DNA? |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1645 |
What do you specialize in again? |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1646 |
Dr. Little, right? |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1647 |
Good news, test results indicate that large ears are a significant factor in high intelligence of the brain. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1648 |
Doctors, I see the experiment was a success! |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1649 |
Yes, you're brilliant, but our research firm has more pressing projects than cat eradication. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1650 |
Face it and stop complaining, just look at you and admit the experiment was a success |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1651 |
You've developed an effective vaccine - but I'm not sure the side effects will be acceptable. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1652 |
Would you know anything about the giant hole in my office? |
1.3333 |
0.23570 |
9 |
7 |
1 |
1 |
| 1653 |
There would’ve been no opportunities for either of us back in Hamelin. |
1.3333 |
0.23570 |
9 |
7 |
1 |
1 |
| 1654 |
There is no match between you and the lab mice. |
1.3333 |
0.18803 |
12 |
9 |
2 |
1 |
| 1655 |
I'm sure you're familiar how testing works here in labs....... |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1656 |
Geronimo, you’ve become the perfect boyfriend. I think I can finally give you that cookie. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1657 |
I made sure to put your friends in the placebo group |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1658 |
So do you just call rat poison "poison"? |
1.3333 |
0.23570 |
9 |
7 |
1 |
1 |
| 1659 |
You'll be pleased to learn that this experiment does not involve a maze. |
1.3333 |
0.14213 |
12 |
8 |
4 |
0 |
| 1660 |
The human trials have shown positive results, we’re ready to begin animal testing |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1661 |
Wait until you see the maze from above. |
1.3333 |
0.23570 |
9 |
7 |
1 |
1 |
| 1662 |
Who built the cages? |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1663 |
No way, Mary. It's your turn to take one for the team. |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1664 |
Dr. Donaldson please invite your colleages, we are ready for testing. |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1665 |
I think is time for human trials |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1666 |
I spoke to HR and they said as long as you are okay with it I can dress up as cat-woman for Halloween |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1667 |
Well, you did certainly get in on the ground floor |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1668 |
I read Of Mice and Men in High School but this is ridiculous. |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1669 |
Well, Arnie, I’m sorry. I know your position on vivisection but this time is different. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1670 |
Doctor, I think I located the chemical that turned you into a mouse. |
1.3333 |
0.14213 |
12 |
8 |
4 |
0 |
| 1671 |
Well, Mr Mus Musculus, no evolution bogus, ain't no rats cousin, no Darwin in the Mouse-room. So may be we should try to cure Covid19 |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1672 |
I wonder if we both make men feel equally inferior. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1673 |
Now this is how we win the vaccine rat race |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1674 |
Yeah so you will be doing the 12 week experimental testing with us correct? |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1675 |
Early testing shows it's effective on humans. |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1676 |
This product is for mice, so you have appear in the commercial saying you recommend it. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1677 |
This lab does have a reputation for career progression! |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1678 |
Don’t take this the wrong way, but you look exactly like the last guy. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1679 |
Well...isn’t this awkward. |
1.3333 |
0.18803 |
12 |
9 |
2 |
1 |
| 1680 |
The good news is we found a new way to genetically test moral equivalence. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1681 |
Ahem, about the test subjects.... |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1682 |
Well, to be honest, you are the only one who solved the bureaucratic labyrinth to get this research funded |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1683 |
Are you here to spread a disease or treat a disease |
1.3333 |
0.18803 |
12 |
9 |
2 |
1 |
| 1684 |
'Actually, I'm 1/16 rodent' |
1.3333 |
0.18803 |
12 |
9 |
2 |
1 |
| 1685 |
Boy the warning label on my medication was not kidding when it said "May cause ironic side effects" |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1686 |
Yes, it seems we have come up with a better mousetrap |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1687 |
So, who's the lab rat? |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1688 |
Yes sir, the experiments on the humans are going quite well - in fact, they're yet to notice that they're under observation and that we're not experimenting on mice |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1689 |
At this moment in time, it looks like the experiment is going very well in rats |
1.3333 |
0.40825 |
3 |
2 |
1 |
0 |
| 1690 |
We always promote from within here. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1691 |
I assure you, graduate work is far more rewarding. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1692 |
It's your turn to run the maze missy. |
1.3333 |
0.23570 |
9 |
7 |
1 |
1 |
| 1693 |
I’m looking for the big Cheese |
1.3333 |
0.23570 |
9 |
7 |
1 |
1 |
| 1694 |
The humans are getting restless, sir. We're going to need more cheese. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1695 |
I know this floor is a maze but if we're going to get anything done you have to find the lab faster. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1696 |
i should have told you that the testing would be done on......you |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1697 |
You’ll be in Maze 6, with the other humans |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1698 |
This building is a bit of a maze but you'll learn your way around pretty quickly I would think. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1699 |
I think the Trump administration misunderstood the term lab rat, yet, here we are... |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1700 |
That's right, just drink the solution and then I'll lead you to the maze ma'am |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1701 |
Your experience spreading diseases makes you the president’s ideal candidate for head of pandemic response. |
1.3333 |
0.23570 |
9 |
7 |
1 |
1 |
| 1702 |
Fortunately, the preliminary results are trending well on Twitter. |
1.3333 |
0.18803 |
12 |
9 |
2 |
1 |
| 1703 |
I said Beaker, not Squeaker! |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1704 |
Well I’d say my favorite type of maze is a corn maze, why do you ask? |
1.3333 |
0.40825 |
3 |
2 |
1 |
0 |
| 1705 |
It’s nice to have someone that has so much experience in all aspects of this research. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1706 |
I think you’ve misunderstood your role here. |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1707 |
Wow, 2020 has become a real rat race |
1.3333 |
0.18803 |
12 |
9 |
2 |
1 |
| 1708 |
I’m docking you two cheese curds Lisa! Get back to work!!! |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1709 |
I'm impressed with how quickly you got here. The hallways in this building are quite a maze. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1710 |
It’s great that the company promotes from within. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1711 |
My how the tide has turned |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1712 |
This week’s humans performed excellently... and not a trace of resentment! |
1.3333 |
0.14213 |
12 |
8 |
4 |
0 |
| 1713 |
Your lab assistant quit. He found a better gig at chuck-e-cheese. |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1714 |
And here I thought the cat would get us before we found a vaccine! |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1715 |
Yeah my mom can’t stop talking about her first-born moving out of the subway and getting a job in research |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1716 |
It's conclusive professor: it's not good to take your work at home |
1.3333 |
0.23570 |
9 |
7 |
1 |
1 |
| 1717 |
Thank god we got rid of all the mousetraps |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1718 |
I hope you don’t mind me saying so...I just think it’s so cool how you worked your way up. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1719 |
Ok...I drank one vial. Now it’s your turn |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1720 |
I suppose we can let her out of the cage, it is take your daughter to work day after all. |
1.3333 |
0.23570 |
9 |
7 |
1 |
1 |
| 1721 |
Note to self: no more triple espresso shots before work. |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1722 |
Once again, I’d like to apologize for the way you were treated in the lab’s first experiment. |
1.3333 |
0.14213 |
12 |
8 |
4 |
0 |
| 1723 |
What a relief, I’m usually the lab rat. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1724 |
You know, we should be wearing our masks. |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1725 |
One or the two of them is Patient Zero of this recent suspension of things |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1726 |
3rd stage trials are promising but people on Twitter still say you don’t look trustworthy |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1727 |
Well, I see phase 1 of the experiment worked Dr. Mousi; wait... wheres our subject... |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1728 |
Good enough. We need to get it out before the election. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1729 |
We pride ourselves in hiring from within. |
1.3333 |
0.14213 |
12 |
8 |
4 |
0 |
| 1730 |
The transplant’s been a success |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1731 |
Well Michael, you always did want to be a lab rat when you grew up" |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1732 |
Who cut the cheese? |
1.3333 |
0.23570 |
9 |
7 |
1 |
1 |
| 1733 |
Er, I swear, I don’t know where they hid the cheese. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1734 |
When they told me I'd be working with lab rats, I was expecting something a little smaller and in a cage. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1735 |
Congratulations Dr. Stuart Little, you have been nominated for a Nobel Prize for your groundbreaking work in growth hormone therapy. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1736 |
I just want to say Mortimer, it’s an honor to work in your lab & for a pioneer who has totally changed the role of animals in new product testing! |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1737 |
Now, one last test question before allowing you to enter society: would You ever perform unethical lab experiments on humans? |
1.3333 |
0.23570 |
9 |
7 |
1 |
1 |
| 1738 |
So how have the Human trials been? |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1739 |
You look a bit different Nathan. New Haircut?" @newyorkercartoon |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1740 |
You may have noticed that the new vaccine has a few side effects. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1741 |
You know, I think my great Aunt Harriet would have loved you. |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1742 |
So you scored better on the maze than me. No need to mouse-splain everything.” |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1743 |
We did all rodently posible to save it. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1744 |
Yes, it’s true what they say about NY. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1745 |
Congratulations, as you know, you are the result of years of growth hormone testing. |
1.3333 |
0.23570 |
9 |
7 |
1 |
1 |
| 1746 |
Yes, it is rectally administered |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1747 |
Ah, I see you were in the vaccine group? |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1748 |
You're here from inspection? I'm not sure who ratted on us, but I trust you'll find our lab squeaky clean |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1749 |
I thought you needed all the help, I heard some of your kind suggested injecting disinfectant! |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1750 |
The latest tests in cats are promising. |
1.3333 |
0.14213 |
12 |
8 |
4 |
0 |
| 1751 |
If I knew about the side effects of this vaccine I wouldn’t have given it to you!! |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1752 |
You can have Mr. Toobin’s workspace. We cleaned it. |
1.3333 |
0.18803 |
12 |
9 |
2 |
1 |
| 1753 |
I don’t know, doctor... is that a new tie? |
1.3333 |
0.14213 |
12 |
8 |
4 |
0 |
| 1754 |
Well doctor, I think we can agree that it works... |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1755 |
i guess you just surprised me, i’ve never thought about lab mice before |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1756 |
Don’t get me wrong, the disguise is impressive, but I need you to get back in the cage. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1757 |
It’s only a six month assignment, right? And I’m assuming just the night shift? |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1758 |
We get the vaccine first |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1759 |
I'm afraid you still test positive for cheese |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1760 |
I was incredibly impressed with your dissertation defense on maze solutions. Not to be cheesy, but you're going to be our top lab rat!" |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1761 |
We can agree that rats and women haven’t received the credit we deserve for medical breakthroughs. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1762 |
In mother Russia, mice test on you. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1763 |
Would you mind to run some tests for me? |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1764 |
Let me show you to your office, it’s like a maze around here. Actually, yes, it IS a maze around here. |
1.3333 |
0.18803 |
12 |
9 |
2 |
1 |
| 1765 |
Of course I believe in science, I'm a major lab rat. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1766 |
I’m really glad to hear that you’re against animal testing |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1767 |
This just may work out Mickey. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1768 |
The term 'lab rat' is politically incorrect, Karen |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1769 |
You're going to need to get out of the office more. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1770 |
Quite the plot twist, Algernon. |
1.3333 |
0.40825 |
3 |
2 |
1 |
0 |
| 1771 |
Maybe it was easier to work your way up from the bottom in your day... |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1772 |
Dr. Phillis! It seems I might have overdosed you with some cheesy comments... |
1.3333 |
0.14213 |
12 |
8 |
4 |
0 |
| 1773 |
Your first task will be coordinating with our Feline Research Division. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1774 |
I’m here to review your vaccine studies. |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1775 |
I didn’t expect the “human growth hormone“ to work quite so well! |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1776 |
Your makeup looks amazing! |
1.3333 |
0.14213 |
12 |
8 |
4 |
0 |
| 1777 |
I told you I could have been of better use! |
1.3333 |
0.14213 |
12 |
8 |
4 |
0 |
| 1778 |
I am impressed by how far entry level resources can advance! |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1779 |
And in this room, we conduct our nominal determinism studies. You’ll be working here. |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1780 |
I think we were wrong to test the vaccine on you |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1781 |
Say what? You want to experiment on whom? |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1782 |
Pinky, the Brain has escaped to an internet troll farm to try to take over the world again |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1783 |
‘Well, I’m both horrified and proud to now have to request your permission to test out this vaccine for us, Subject 235. Please don’t take it personal.’ |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1784 |
So, tell me how the latest human trials are going, Dr. Rat? |
1.3333 |
0.15936 |
15 |
11 |
3 |
1 |
| 1785 |
I think you’ll fit in well. We have quite a few lab rats here. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1786 |
And finally, this is where you will be working. Any questions? |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1787 |
Tom, you’re the most genetically enhanced person of all time - everyone knows those glasses are fake |
1.3333 |
0.40825 |
3 |
2 |
1 |
0 |
| 1788 |
Damn, I’m still lactose intolerant |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1789 |
Worst case we’ll say it’s a temporary side effect |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1790 |
Are you ready to talk about last night’s Twilight Zone episode? |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1791 |
You’re fired! |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1792 |
Dr. Test Subject 28591, welcome to my lab. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1793 |
Welcome to the team. Our lab is a bit of a maze but I’m sure you’ll figure it out in no time! |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1794 |
Here's to rising through the ranks! |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1795 |
Well I don't trust human evaluation. @naviedm |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1796 |
I know you grew attached to them, but we need to terminate those four turtle subjects |
1.3214 |
0.11563 |
28 |
21 |
5 |
2 |
| 1797 |
I can't believe LabRat's have overcome! |
1.3125 |
0.15052 |
16 |
12 |
3 |
1 |
| 1798 |
So, you're on for the second, the third, the fourth, and the fifth. |
1.3125 |
0.15052 |
16 |
12 |
3 |
1 |
| 1799 |
Looks like there are a still few side effects to work out of this vaccine |
1.3125 |
0.11968 |
16 |
11 |
5 |
0 |
| 1800 |
With covid rampant we are not going to hold
the Halloween party. |
1.3077 |
0.17485 |
13 |
10 |
2 |
1 |
| 1801 |
I have good news and bad news about our work with animal studies... |
1.3077 |
0.13323 |
13 |
9 |
4 |
0 |
| 1802 |
What do you mean you're feeling trapped? |
1.3077 |
0.17485 |
13 |
10 |
2 |
1 |
| 1803 |
You are not a doctor. You are a lab rat! |
1.3077 |
0.13323 |
13 |
9 |
4 |
0 |
| 1804 |
Jeffrey Toobin took his dick out on a Zoom call. |
1.3077 |
0.17485 |
13 |
10 |
2 |
1 |
| 1805 |
I'm humbled by your insight |
1.3077 |
0.17485 |
13 |
10 |
2 |
1 |
| 1806 |
The results look good .. now let’s talk about side effects. |
1.3077 |
0.17485 |
13 |
10 |
2 |
1 |
| 1807 |
It seems like just yesterday I was force feeding you tricalcium phosphate. |
1.3077 |
0.13323 |
13 |
9 |
4 |
0 |
| 1808 |
Hello, Doctor. I hear the new Covid-19 vaccine has side-effects.” |
1.3077 |
0.13323 |
13 |
9 |
4 |
0 |
| 1809 |
So, I hear you are from Mouse Lives Matter...welcome! |
1.3077 |
0.13323 |
13 |
9 |
4 |
0 |
| 1810 |
Perhaps we should run a few more tests before approving that vaccine. |
1.3077 |
0.13323 |
13 |
9 |
4 |
0 |
| 1811 |
Susan, I prefer the title "lab technician"; "lab rat" is just insulting. |
1.3077 |
0.17485 |
13 |
10 |
2 |
1 |
| 1812 |
Never thought I'd see a lab rat in a lab coat, science really has drastically changed |
1.3077 |
0.17485 |
13 |
10 |
2 |
1 |
| 1813 |
The cheese I was experimenting on seems to be missing. |
1.3077 |
0.17485 |
13 |
10 |
2 |
1 |
| 1814 |
Cheese? I guess you'll just have to find it yourself, mister. |
1.3077 |
0.13323 |
13 |
9 |
4 |
0 |
| 1815 |
I don't think science knows, actually. |
1.3077 |
0.13323 |
13 |
9 |
4 |
0 |
| 1816 |
Yes, Doctor, I will gladly take the serum as well. Diving into a hole in the baseboard sounds pretty good right now. |
1.3077 |
0.13323 |
13 |
9 |
4 |
0 |
| 1817 |
I’m glad your not angry with me Professor. Next time I’ll be sure to label the Test Tubes before you self Test. |
1.3077 |
0.13323 |
13 |
9 |
4 |
0 |
| 1818 |
No. No reason Dr. Jones. I was just wondering how long you have been working in this lab. |
1.3077 |
0.17485 |
13 |
10 |
2 |
1 |
| 1819 |
No, I can't say I've ever thought of skipping trials to spare the lives of the small, helpless and slightly cartoonish... |
1.3077 |
0.17485 |
13 |
11 |
2 |
1 |
| 1820 |
I requested someone experienced with monoclonal, not mouse, antibodies. But maybe you'll suffice. |
1.3077 |
0.17485 |
13 |
10 |
2 |
1 |
| 1821 |
I don't give a rat's ass what you do with it! |
1.3077 |
0.17485 |
13 |
10 |
2 |
1 |
| 1822 |
I know it doesn't seem fair, but no... you won't be allowed to remove part of my brain. |
1.3077 |
0.13323 |
13 |
9 |
4 |
0 |
| 1823 |
The voting preference surveys from our lab rats have proved more accurate than most polls |
1.3077 |
0.13323 |
13 |
9 |
4 |
0 |
| 1824 |
What did you think of my experiment? Squeak up! |
1.3077 |
0.17485 |
13 |
10 |
2 |
1 |
| 1825 |
We don’t really use saccharine anymore because… well, you know. |
1.3077 |
0.17485 |
13 |
10 |
2 |
1 |
| 1826 |
Good News, we got the cheese flavor just right |
1.3077 |
0.13323 |
13 |
9 |
4 |
0 |
| 1827 |
Not such a Minnie mouse anymore, am I? |
1.3077 |
0.13323 |
13 |
9 |
4 |
0 |
| 1828 |
If I promised there was cheese would you approve my research? |
1.3077 |
0.17485 |
13 |
10 |
2 |
1 |
| 1829 |
You'll be happy to hear that all the results are cheesy. |
1.3077 |
0.13323 |
13 |
9 |
4 |
0 |
| 1830 |
It looks like you just squeaked by. |
1.3077 |
0.17485 |
13 |
10 |
2 |
1 |
| 1831 |
Yes, there are some small unusual side-effects. |
1.3077 |
0.17485 |
13 |
10 |
2 |
1 |
| 1832 |
I want to give "bring your kids to work day" new meaning. |
1.3077 |
0.13323 |
13 |
9 |
4 |
0 |
| 1833 |
I said the experiment was cheesy. I was not referring to you in any way! |
1.3077 |
0.17485 |
13 |
10 |
2 |
1 |
| 1834 |
Obviously you’re allergic to cheese. |
1.3077 |
0.13323 |
13 |
9 |
4 |
0 |
| 1835 |
About that experimental drug, Bob... |
1.3077 |
0.17485 |
13 |
10 |
2 |
1 |
| 1836 |
I was just following protocol, Dr. Rattley. I had no idea they were your offspring! |
1.3077 |
0.17485 |
13 |
10 |
2 |
1 |
| 1837 |
Really Joe,sometimes you take empathy too far. |
1.3077 |
0.17485 |
13 |
10 |
2 |
1 |
| 1838 |
This microdosing is finally producing some results. |
1.3077 |
0.13323 |
13 |
9 |
4 |
0 |
| 1839 |
I'm sorry. Your cousin Stuart didn't make it. |
1.3077 |
0.13323 |
13 |
9 |
4 |
0 |
| 1840 |
How's the family doc? |
1.3077 |
0.13323 |
13 |
9 |
4 |
0 |
| 1841 |
I’ll get all the lab cats ready |
1.3077 |
0.17485 |
13 |
10 |
2 |
1 |
| 1842 |
It's an honor to work with someone who's had so much real-life experience in the lab. |
1.3000 |
0.15275 |
10 |
7 |
3 |
0 |
| 1843 |
Maybe, we should skip the maze part of the experiment! |
1.3000 |
0.15275 |
10 |
7 |
3 |
0 |
| 1844 |
Expect a backlash from humans when they learn we're using them as test subjects for this new pesticide |
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| 1845 |
I guess when you say that I look exceptionally mousy in my labcoat today that means something different? |
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| 1846 |
The anonymous group I represent wish to file a grievance. |
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| 1847 |
You're a walking cliché. |
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| 1848 |
Were you in the lab over the weekend? |
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| 1849 |
We're not likely to have results as good as we had with you. |
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| 1850 |
Well, I believe cong-rat-ulations are in order. |
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| 1851 |
Okay, but I choose this time. The floors were so sticky at the last place you picked. |
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| 1852 |
Quite frankly, our test results are cheesy. |
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| 1853 |
Sorry I’m late delivering this report, professor. It took me forever to find my way to the lab from the entrance. |
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| 1854 |
HR has warned me that this was the last time I can call you a "Lab Rat" in response to you calling me an "Affirmative Action Experiment." |
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| 1855 |
We should be able to run a second round of your experiment after we receive a new supply of lab humans. |
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| 1856 |
You are correct, in future we will use lawyers as test subjects, no one likes them, they make lousy pets and there are far too many of them |
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| 1857 |
This might disappoint you Mickey, sane humans won't drink bleach. |
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| 1858 |
I think Trial #46 trumps Trial #45. |
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| 1859 |
I can’t work for you. You’re my experiment not my boss! |
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| 1860 |
Congratulations! You've built a better mousetrap. |
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| 1861 |
Little humans run the maze well, regardless of their color, but they all would solve it faster if they weren't carrying protest signs. |
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| 1862 |
I told you the new vaccine had side affects. |
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| 1863 |
I see that you took the vaccine on Trump’s recommendation |
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| 1864 |
I've developed the formula that turns gold to cheese. |
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| 1865 |
We can trace your DNA back to Las Vegas in the 1960's. |
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| 1866 |
Next, we'll decide which of our families to subject to deadly poisoning. |
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| 1867 |
When you said your were a 'lab rat' I had no idea you meant it literally. |
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| 1868 |
I hid your lunch in the maze for old times' sake. |
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| 1869 |
Doctor Mauci? Hahahaha, sorry, couldn't resist." |
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| 1870 |
And so then I realized that a mouse would lead a study before a woman would. |
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| 1871 |
Dr. Mick, I would like to introduce you to my new Disney clone. |
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| 1872 |
Yes, Dr. Worthier, development this new psychotropic extract is coming along very well. I for one am very confident we’re on the right track. |
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| 1873 |
That was brave of you to test the serum on yourself. |
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| 1874 |
Welcome Doctor, your predecessor was working on a formula that could instantly enlarge lab rats to human size. |
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| 1875 |
Now let me get this straight Dr. Michaels. I'm to drink from one of these four test tubes? |
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| 1876 |
I've been meaning to tell you that you are showing signs of the side affect we thought might happen. |
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| 1877 |
Yes, I did say “it’s wrong to experiment with mice”, but you’re deliberately taking my words out of context! |
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| 1878 |
Promise me Garry, you won’t be angry , when I tell you that test tube ‘A’ , was, in fact mis-labeled. |
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| 1879 |
It's hard to imagine just 5 short years ago you were scurrying through that maze. |
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| 1880 |
One last question; How do you feel about working with mice? |
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| 1881 |
I’ve got a hypothocheese. |
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| 1882 |
The humans respond even more strongly to cheese. |
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| 1883 |
Im no longer just a lab rat. They promoted me you know? |
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| 1884 |
My hair is NOT mousy brown! |
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| 1885 |
Turns out all we missed was the use-by date on the yogurt in the break room fridge. |
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| 1886 |
I figure it's easy money, it's all
pretty harmless. |
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| 1887 |
Wow...uhh...that proposal certainly would bring a new meaning to the phrase “rat nest”. Hehe ok see you later. #metoo |
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| 1888 |
These results are impressive for a lab rat! |
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| 1889 |
This might cure cancer, but we have to run a trial on mice. |
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| 1890 |
They told me you started as specimen. Is that true? |
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| 1891 |
They’d like you to do it again to see if you get the same result. |
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| 1892 |
Dr. I said the crackers were CRISPR, not crispy. |
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| 1893 |
I hope you won't hold that little lab mishap against me when considering me for tenure. |
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| 1894 |
We had tried to hire a Pangolin, but we're hopeful you'll work out. |
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| 1895 |
Did you sign up to work with big pharma ? |
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| 1896 |
Harvey, there’s just one minor side affect! |
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| 1897 |
Honestly, I was already impressed when you solved the maze. |
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| 1898 |
Mr. Hyde, how you've changed! |
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| 1899 |
I am sorry President Trump, but we told you to wait until the vaccine protocol was complete! |
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| 1900 |
Glad to see that the side effects of the vaccine are minimal. |
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| 1901 |
I'd like to keep our relationship professional. Besides, I have a cat. |
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| 1902 |
Don't worry,our Mycin drugs are mice-free. |
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| 1903 |
Look at you in charge of the maze now. |
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| 1904 |
You must believe me Stuart. I didn’t know that one of the test subjects was your cousin. |
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| 1905 |
You won't promote me just because I'm not a rat. |
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| 1906 |
I feel like part of the experiment. Again. |
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| 1907 |
Face it. We're both just lab rats. |
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| 1908 |
So you're the asshole who gave a mouse embryo for the Regeneron so Trump would live. I have a experiment that involves a maze and Novichok nerve agent planned for you later today. It's called Putin on the Ritz cracker. |
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| 1909 |
Your assistant is still in the maze. |
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| 1910 |
Oh, I see you did try the vaccine. |
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| 1911 |
Sure, I'd love to go to a corn maze after work! |
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| 1912 |
I did what you told me to do in my report to the oversight committee, I said that the lab tech's comment that he smelled a rat was just a figure of speech. |
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| 1913 |
I see bias in your study recommending humans now be the testing subjects. |
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| 1914 |
I asked for equal pay rates, not equally paid rats! |
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| 1915 |
How do I explain this gently? I'm sorry, you are not what we meant by Animal Model. |
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| 1916 |
I don't like to be called lab rat either! |
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| 1917 |
The cat specimen has a lethal viral overload |
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| 1918 |
We appreciate your participation in the research and respect your right to decline participation at any time. |
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| 1919 |
You're just not what we're looking for. |
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| 1920 |
Since we've stopped using animals and started using lawyers as test subjects, here are your first samples. |
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| 1921 |
Professor Spiegelman, we are ready to recreate your father. |
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| 1922 |
Mice? Really? No...no..we do not use mice for experiments.
Those are chipmunks. |
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| 1923 |
Maybe you should find some other animal than cats to experiment on. |
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| 1924 |
I know how it smells, but there's no Limburger here. |
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| 1925 |
I’ve heard you worked your way up from the ground floor? |
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| 1926 |
The bubonic plague was a warm-up,Susan. We’re in control now. |
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| 1927 |
And I thought I was a lab rat. |
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| 1928 |
'The test on Trump strategy for remdesivir has been a real hit with PETA." |
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| 1929 |
I would hardly say you were an unrepresented minority. |
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| 1930 |
Our newest chemical can't turn you back into a human, but it will fix your cheese addiction. |
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| 1931 |
I think I might take my chances and not take the vaccine. |
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| 1932 |
I hear you have friends helping in our research |
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| 1933 |
Good work on the clones, Dr. Gonzales. So which one is Speedy? |
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| 1934 |
Have you ever heard of the Stockholm Syndrome? |
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| 1935 |
I GUESS I'M NOT PREGNANT |
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| 1936 |
Covid-19 has been great. Such a rush to trials they bypassed us completely. |
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| 1937 |
Dr. Rouse said you were in a league of your own |
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| 1938 |
Yes sir. I don't know who let the cat into the lab last night. Or,
No sir. Dr. Feline didn't say when she was dropping by tonight. |
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| 1939 |
Welcome, your species will probably do better than mine" |
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| 1940 |
Yes! I remember when you were just a baby house mouse volunteering for biomedical research. Welcome back! |
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| 1941 |
Our goal is vertical integration. |
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| 1942 |
At least you are Covid free. |
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| 1943 |
Are you sure you want the antidote, Professor? Even your wife tells me she prefers you like this. |
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| 1944 |
The lab is here, but your office is down the hall, three lefts, a right, two more lefts, another right, a left and then a right. Oh, I’m sure you’ll figure it out. |
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| 1945 |
I'm attracted to you too. Species barrier be damned! |
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| 1946 |
I agree, let's use squirrels instead. |
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| 1947 |
Um, no I haven’t seen your wife |
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| 1948 |
¨John, may you please ask your brother to submit his feces sample?¨ |
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| 1949 |
Stepping up from solving mazes? |
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| 1950 |
This concludes our alumni tour. Please, have a drink. |
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| 1951 |
You have been disqualified from the “Build a Better Mousetrap” competition. |
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| 1952 |
I warned you there could be unforeseen side effects if you took the vaccine before it was fully tested. |
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| 1953 |
My qualifications for signing up for this trial are, well, ... I'm human |
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| 1954 |
Well, we had to test it on someone. |
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| 1955 |
How do you like me now? |
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| 1956 |
Well, I guess it works better than hydroxychloroquine. |
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| 1957 |
Yes, I did say "I smell a rat", but I wasn't referring to anyone in particular. |
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| 1958 |
Yes. You do have laboratory experience, just not the kind we weee looking for. |
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| 1959 |
that was unexpected |
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| 1960 |
Listen up! I’m sure you’re all ears! I won't mouse around with you |
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| 1961 |
Good Morning and welcome to our Laboratory. You'll find the Executive Maze down the hall and to your right. |
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| 1962 |
Sir, we definitely need more time to test the vaccine on you. |
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| 1963 |
I think we're doing really well with vaccine so far, don't you? There seems to be one unusual side effect though... |
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| 1964 |
You first |
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| 1965 |
Yes, the human trials are looking good! We should be able to begin the mouse trials any day now. |
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| 1966 |
Well Ray, I see that despite coronavirus having cancelled Halloween, you're determined to get your money out of that costume. |
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| 1967 |
Yes, with Operation Warp Speed, we are allowed to skip the studies in mice. |
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| 1968 |
No, I haven’t a clue who moved your cheese. |
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| 1969 |
It's amazing how much you've grown since we started working together. |
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| 1970 |
I'm so sorry! I meant to say our vaccine development has been more of a "Vax race". |
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| 1971 |
Just wanted to remind you that next Tuesday is “bring your child to work” day, and you may want to skip participating in it. |
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| 1972 |
Yes, Doctor, the large maze is now available, why do you ask? |
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| 1973 |
Of course, we must acknowledge possible bias in how you interpret the mouse maze results. |
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| 1974 |
I was hoping I'd be working with cute small mice." |
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| 1975 |
And I appreciate your commitment to diversity and inclusion. |
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| 1976 |
I assume you're already familiarized with our methodology, correct? |
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| 1977 |
Even though you’re my boss now, I still can’t help you find the cheese. |
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| 1978 |
Not to brag but my whole family has been involved in lab testing for years.
(In one form or another ) |
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| 1979 |
You'll be testing our "Better Mousetrap Thru Chemistry." |
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| 1980 |
It was great meeting your parents, Steve. A shame they had to go so soon. |
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| 1981 |
Next week we start rodent trials...err, I mean, rabbit trials. |
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| 1982 |
The committee agrees, from now on we use only cats. |
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| 1983 |
I think the results pretty much speak for themselves. |
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| 1984 |
'Sorry about the mix-up, sir. The good news is that you can now eat as much cheese as you want. |
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| 1985 |
Sure, we can go with guinea pigs this time. |
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| 1986 |
This position will be... temporary. |
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| 1987 |
For the kind of experiments we do here, I believe you may be overqualified. |
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| 1988 |
Hi, Stuart! Looks like the growth serum is working great! |
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| 1989 |
By this stage in your career you must be pretty tired of Stuart Little jokes. |
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| 1990 |
My name was clearly written on it. Who would steal my cheese from the break room fridge? |
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| 1991 |
Yes, that lab coat does make you look more professional. |
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| 1992 |
Just wait’ll the family finds out I’m dating a Ph.D! |
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| 1993 |
We’re just waiting on Dr. Guinea-Pig, she’s running a little late, sir. |
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| 1994 |
And, just to make sure, you didn’t try any of this on yourself this morning Doctor? |
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| 1995 |
The people are complaining about being stuck in cages. |
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| 1996 |
And how long have you been experimenting on mice? |
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0 |
| 1997 |
What can I say, sometimes the best laid experiments of... |
1.3000 |
0.21344 |
10 |
8 |
1 |
1 |
| 1998 |
We have already messed this thing up three times in a row. You can not force your ways with The Force. |
1.3000 |
0.15275 |
10 |
7 |
3 |
0 |
| 1999 |
So glad to be working in person again, you’ll never guess what Toobin did on the last Zoom call... |
1.3000 |
0.21344 |
10 |
8 |
1 |
1 |
| 2000 |
Most of your nephews survived the test doctor |
1.3000 |
0.15275 |
10 |
7 |
3 |
0 |
| 2001 |
It’s good to meet you in person, obviously you’ve worked in a lab before. |
1.3000 |
0.15275 |
10 |
7 |
3 |
0 |
| 2002 |
Looks like we're going to need a new lab ra... er, I mean, 'test subject.' |
1.3000 |
0.15275 |
10 |
7 |
3 |
0 |
| 2003 |
No side effects that I can see! Let’s roll out this vaccine. |
1.3000 |
0.15275 |
10 |
7 |
3 |
0 |
| 2004 |
I know, I know, it IS like a maze from here to the parking lot |
1.3000 |
0.21344 |
10 |
8 |
1 |
1 |
| 2005 |
Is there a Mrs. Lab Rat? |
1.3000 |
0.15275 |
10 |
7 |
3 |
0 |
| 2006 |
Looks like someone else broke through the glass ceiling! |
1.3000 |
0.15275 |
10 |
7 |
3 |
0 |
| 2007 |
No, I don't recall which vial has the Gouda cheese. Why do you ask? |
1.2941 |
0.11391 |
17 |
12 |
5 |
0 |
| 2008 |
Given your former role, I'd ask that you please resist the urge to sample the formula. |
1.2941 |
0.14258 |
17 |
13 |
3 |
1 |
| 2009 |
I'm 99% sure your relatives all got the placebo. |
1.2941 |
0.14258 |
17 |
13 |
3 |
1 |
| 2010 |
Eureka! I've successfully turned a lab rat into a lab rat. |
1.2941 |
0.14258 |
17 |
13 |
3 |
1 |
| 2011 |
Well, yes I suppose cats COULD be shown as statistically closer to emulating the human genome. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2012 |
Yes, I agree that 'laboratory mouse' is not politically correct. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2013 |
My turn to run the maze? |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2014 |
Doctor, you’re amazing. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2015 |
„Mice work! Who would have thought that a Kat and a mouse make such a good team.“ |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2016 |
And to think this time last year you couldn’t even make it through the maze.” |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2017 |
Have you ever run in, I mean, *run* a lab before? |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2018 |
Side effects? Whatever do you mean? |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2019 |
A non-disclosure agreement may be unnecessary. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2020 |
It’s right here under side effects! |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2021 |
Doctor, what would you like first, the "cheesy" results or the "squeaky" results? |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2022 |
Congrats on the promotion. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2023 |
Congratulations on the new job. I know it's hard for women to advance, but frankly, I never thought you would be promoted first. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2024 |
The mice experiment results are in. Do you want the good news or bad news first? |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2025 |
You were right, Ms. Murphy. There are side effects! |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2026 |
If you don't mind, I would not want to try this on myself. |
1.2857 |
0.12529 |
14 |
10 |
4 |
0 |
| 2027 |
Yes, I know your brother well! He's in cage FG-25, part of the control group. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2028 |
I’m about to place the lunch order. Do you want grilled cheese or peanut butter and jelly today |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2029 |
The lab rats are still not making any progress with the vaccine. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2030 |
I have some bad news, Dr. Algernon. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2031 |
None of this was tested on animals, right? |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2032 |
Sir, I hate to rat-out the last person to alter the formula, but...
OH, sorry. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2033 |
Sorry, but your CAT-scan did not go well. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2034 |
You know, this isn't a rat race |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2035 |
Yes we used your off spring but they didn’t survive. Would you like to provide more? |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2036 |
Let me guess, cheese pizza, mozzarella sticks and a slice of cheesecake. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2037 |
I'm glad you found the lab; this building is a maze. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2038 |
The new batch of mousies just came in. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2039 |
You got some nerve showing up here, lady.” |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2040 |
Yes, I speak squeak. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2041 |
I bet you weren't expecting a doctorate at the end of that maze. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2042 |
This is a graduate student TinkerToy |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2043 |
I see you completed the maze and found a doctorate. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2044 |
The good news is, we didn't kill any mice this time. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2045 |
I am not only the scientist, I am also the subject! |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2046 |
As usual, Professor, your findings in the lab are absolutely amazing. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2047 |
Would you like the good news or the bad news? |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2048 |
Maybe we should decrease your dosages. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2049 |
Which one gives immunity to coronavirus? |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2050 |
Doctor, I hope you can forgive my ancestors for what they did to your ancestors. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2051 |
The experiment was a success. Just don't look in the mirror. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2052 |
Your record shows you excelled in mazes. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2053 |
Sure, I like cheese. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2054 |
Roy, you don't work for Jack Daniels anymore. Stop stealing sips from the lab vials! |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2055 |
I hope this makes up for all the experiments I performed on you. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2056 |
Thanks for the sample, but I am so sorry, you've got to be MIGHTY, Mr. Mouse--forty test tubes in a rack, not four! |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2057 |
Do you want the good news or bad? |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2058 |
We hired you because we believe you will have an excellent rapport with our subjects. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2059 |
Mice evolving... not even the most surprising development of 2020. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2060 |
I wonder what happens if we give it to humans. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2061 |
You were right! It made me look like a human. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2062 |
We're all out of tiny men to run the maze. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2063 |
AWKWARD! |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2064 |
The only way for the scientific community to stop testing on mice was for them to gain sentience and participate in the process. |
1.2857 |
0.12529 |
14 |
10 |
4 |
0 |
| 2065 |
Are you ready for your Corona 19 vaccine? |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2066 |
This happens so rarely that the FDA will give us approval anyway. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2067 |
Well hurry up now, that Covid vaccine isn't going to test itself! |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2068 |
It's not You Bob, it's. . . M. .. . . .Oh hell, ,,It IS you. . .You look too much like a mouse. And even though this is like a grade School Chemeitry lab, certainly not the kind of place for biomedical research with mice, it STILL bothers me! |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2069 |
We need to test this on mice. Do you volunteer? |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2070 |
Professor, are you sure you took the right mixture? |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2071 |
Would you mind running these samples over to Lab B. It's a veritable maze getting there. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2072 |
So, you want to run your initial trials on lab humans and do your clinical trials on mice. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2073 |
That's Dr. Lab Rat to you. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2074 |
Isn't it about time that we experiment on humans for a change? |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2075 |
The human trials were successful. For the next phase, we need some cheese. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2076 |
OK, I'll humor you. But I really don't think cheese will help the vaccine." |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2077 |
As you can see, it's working. I look more and more like a test subject every day. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2078 |
Hello, is it Brie you're looking for? |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2079 |
Somebody has been taking the meds we’ve been giving the rats! I wonder who. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2080 |
I had a feeling you would graduate as best in maze. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2081 |
I just want you to know that I'm really happy with your promotion. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2082 |
Your kids are in daycare playing on the wheel. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2083 |
Look at you! All grown up! |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2084 |
Lucky for us, love is double blind.” |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2085 |
Not a creature was stirring...OMG! You’re a MOUSE! |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2086 |
We made you because trump can't tell the difference between rat and his supporters, maybe you'll be the scientist he listens to. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
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5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2087 |
Human Beings are lining up for the COVID-19 vaccinations. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2088 |
Back for more so soon? I think you need an emergency order from the FDA for that. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
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5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2089 |
Yes, Doctor, I did remember to put your Swiss Cheese lunch in the maze. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
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5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2090 |
Would you take the vaccine when it hits the market? |
1.2857 |
0.12529 |
14 |
10 |
4 |
0 |
| 2091 |
I have good news for you. The doctor says that your hearing is perfect. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2092 |
Free TV Idea: Breaking Bad but with acid |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2093 |
Yes, but did you hear about Toobin? |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2094 |
I'd like to volunteer for your next experiment. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2095 |
I'm so sorry, but the President says the Pandemic is over, so we need not do any more lab experiments. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2096 |
Dr. Fauci, I presume. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2097 |
Are you working on anything that might help change my image? |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2098 |
I understand there are some side effects. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2099 |
How fabulous; you are genetically altered and now too big to fit in the box to be used as a 'test mouse'. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2100 |
So you want me to make you human again? |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2101 |
I loved you in Maze Runner. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2102 |
You appear to have the right qualifications. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2103 |
You've been nominated for a Nobel for your maze theory breakthrough. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2104 |
And to think it was just last year you were pressing a button to get a food pellet! |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2105 |
Wait a minute, those buttons, are you wearing a female lab coat |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2106 |
It worked fine on the rats. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2107 |
Your running on the treadmill has paid off in finding a cure, sir! |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2108 |
At least you never forget where you parked. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2109 |
Based on your research, I believe we’re ready to start testing humans. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2110 |
Please..no cheesy sales pitches. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2111 |
Yes, I do enjoy working with mice. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2112 |
Yes sir! We haven’t used rats since we got your memo. We are using cats now.” |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2113 |
We have just sequenced the new gene for the novel mouse virus...CATTACA |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2114 |
Don't work too late. You might get trapped in here. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2115 |
While your research is not full of holes, it's highly unusual to run tests on lab students. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2116 |
Wow. This is a bit embarrassing. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2117 |
No, I'm sure, you're not supposed to drink this stuff. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2118 |
I must say, you've really moved up the ranks around here. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2119 |
Interesting findings... do we get the cheese now? |
1.2857 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 2120 |
Do you identify as a man or a mouse? |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2121 |
Looks like the Phase II testing is going well.... |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2122 |
At least it cured your cattiness. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2123 |
Let's start with something simple . . . Where's the exit? |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2124 |
They still think it came from a bat. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2125 |
All feline testing. Mice and guinea pig free. |
1.2857 |
0.12529 |
14 |
10 |
4 |
0 |
| 2126 |
Yes, I'm certain that you were in the control group. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2127 |
See, working for big Parma isn't too bad! |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2128 |
The good new, Disney called, very interested. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2129 |
Seems like just yesterday that you were poking around in that maze. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2130 |
I promise you we didn't use any of your relatives for these tests. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2131 |
I hear you are looking for subjects for your vaccine trials. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2132 |
You're overqualified to be a maze runner. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
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5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2133 |
It's probably your first day. Let me explain a few things. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
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5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2134 |
So, next we address the ANimal TEsting !?! |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2135 |
Now, let's see if we can change you back. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
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5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2136 |
I’m a mouse in a lab coat and even I have never exposed myself at work. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
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5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2137 |
That trial went particularly well, maybe in the future we can get more of you here. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
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5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2138 |
Our research had been going down one blind alley after another. We hope you can help us find our way. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
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5 |
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0 |
| 2139 |
As we’ve always said, even the lowest employee can become the CEO if he works hard enough. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
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5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2140 |
I’m sure that your insider’s expertise will benefit us greatly! |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
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5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2141 |
Your vaccine is 100% effective, but the side effects might be an issue. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
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5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2142 |
I think we're ready for a Phase 3 trial. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
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5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2143 |
ooooh, double windsor. Nice! |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
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5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2144 |
I understand that you don't like animal testing, Dr. Rat. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
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5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2145 |
Yeah, but it tasted good, right? |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
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5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2146 |
Now we truly have an inclusive workplace. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
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5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2147 |
Can’t look me in the eye can you? |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
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5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2148 |
I don't think we can reverse it |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
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5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2149 |
You should feel right at home here! |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
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0 |
| 2150 |
Sir. I agree with your new rule but could we qualify it so it’s only “BIG” lab mice lives that matter? |
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| 2151 |
Wow, you really worked your way up. |
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| 2152 |
Well, we’re not there yet on the vaccine... but we did find the cure for male pattern baldness. |
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| 2153 |
Right now we're trying to figure out why little bits of food keep disappearing from the break room. |
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| 2154 |
You want me to find the cheese? |
1.2857 |
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| 2155 |
I'm ashamed to say that it's true. But I didn't know she was your mother. |
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| 2156 |
Well, at least we know that the DNA transfuser works! |
1.2857 |
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| 2157 |
Yes, Doctor, we just received a new shipment of "lab humans" to test the spread of COVID in the Mice community." |
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| 2158 |
Yeh, Jim, the early results are promising. But we still don't have any leads on the droppings around the lab. Any thoughts? |
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| 2159 |
The tests show that even a mouse outranks a woman, as long as it is male. |
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| 2160 |
About your aunt and uncle ... |
1.2857 |
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| 2161 |
So other than turning me into a rat, the vaccine had no other side effects, right? |
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| 2162 |
Yes, 'A-MAZE-World' is - uh - an amazing name for your dream amusement park. But don't you think pizza, cheese and dark water might be too-limiting for your snack stand menu? |
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| 2163 |
There is a noticeable side effect but at least it cures your Covid-19. |
1.2857 |
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| 2164 |
Are you ready to run the maze? |
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| 2165 |
First tests on cats are very encouraging |
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| 2166 |
I raised your parents. |
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| 2167 |
Sure, just 4 tubes now, but just watch out, these things breed like...uh.....um..... |
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| 2168 |
If it could turn me into a democrat then I'd be all for it..... |
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| 2169 |
John, the test results show that the mouse vaccine works great on humans, except for one small side effect. |
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| 2170 |
I know we were both up for the promotion but you have to let it go, Teresa. |
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| 2171 |
Sure, I guess we could test it on some people too. |
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| 2172 |
So, Dr. Mauci--I hear you'll be the first to try the experimental Covid 19 vaccine. |
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| 2173 |
Can I call you Mickey? |
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| 2174 |
As you suspected, Doctor, the vaccine unfortunately seems to work only in humans who are also dirty rats. |
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| 2175 |
Yes sir, your tests results show a definite change! |
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| 2176 |
I guess this is a first for you, being on this side of the experiment! |
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| 2177 |
This isn't the result we were hoping for, Algernon. |
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| 2178 |
What do you mean, ''my turn?" |
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| 2179 |
This lab is squeaky clean! |
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| 2180 |
Please provide evidence that you have no family members employed by this company |
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| 2181 |
I'd call it a dubious success, but for you, it all started here. |
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| 2182 |
Well, if you guarantee that testing is safe, I’ll do I too. |
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| 2183 |
Yes, this certainly does shed a new light on everything! |
1.2857 |
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5 |
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| 2184 |
I hear you're also a maze runner. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
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5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2185 |
...using mouse DNA has cured your baldness |
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| 2186 |
Professor Lab Rat I am glad to see that all those years of running through the maze finally paid off. |
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| 2187 |
We're hoping this year's experiment is as groundbreaking as last year's. |
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| 2188 |
These results are excellent, Dr. Hopkins; I think it's time to start testing on humans. |
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| 2189 |
We’re almost finished with human testing and will be ready to begin on mice next week. |
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| 2190 |
Some mixing of species is thought to have occurred. |
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| 2191 |
So I hear you got your start in biomedical research? |
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| 2192 |
Gavin, you were seen racing through the halls and my lunch has gone missing. Anything you'd like to tell me? |
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| 2193 |
Stage 3 trials ? Not just yet, I think." |
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| 2194 |
The good news is, the vaccine looks promising. The bad news is, we are ready to start a trial with mice. |
1.2857 |
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| 2195 |
The FDA won't like this! |
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| 2196 |
I must have gotten the placebo. |
1.2857 |
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| 2197 |
Yes, it's true. The chemical formula is NaCHO. |
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| 2198 |
Congratulations! Your promotion encourages me that it's truly possible to overcome systemic bias and rise to the top! |
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| 2199 |
Nice to me you. Finally, we got someone who understands both sides of the testing scenarios. |
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| 2200 |
My mom was a pack rat and my dad was a gym rat, but I just had bigger dream y’know? |
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| 2201 |
I see on your resume that you have extensive lab experience. |
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| 2202 |
No thanks, I already ate. |
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| 2203 |
So, tell me what you have to report, I’m
all ears. |
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| 2204 |
I’m flattered, but I’m looking to date more of a GYM rat. |
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| 2205 |
Thank you for the letter of recommendation, Dr. Squeaky. |
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| 2206 |
If there's anything at all that you need, please just ring the bell! |
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| 2207 |
Have Fauci and Trump tested these? Remember the vaccine will have to deal with hi and low IQs. |
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| 2208 |
The good news is that the experiment is a partial success |
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| 2209 |
Sorry to say, Doctor Rodenti, the sample appears to be Contaminated with Hanta Virus |
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| 2210 |
I feel good about this; it’s like you were made for this job. |
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| 2211 |
For the last time: NO CATS ARE ALLOWED inside the lab! |
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| 2212 |
You are our very first graduate to return to working here. So, you know the drill. Ill let you set up the maze |
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| 2213 |
The cheese in the fridge is mine, but I’m open to sharing. |
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| 2214 |
Don't worry. I'm sure you'll learn your way around quickly. This lab is just like a maze. |
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| 2215 |
The good news is you'll be paid in cheese. |
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| 2216 |
Good news--after the third round of testing, Colby is still beating Cheddar and Swiss |
1.2857 |
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| 2217 |
I can see why you asked for an unbiased assistant. |
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| 2218 |
Our clinical trial will be triple-blind. |
1.2857 |
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| 2219 |
I know that I'm expected to do the Christmas Decorations, but there's no damn way this year |
1.2857 |
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1 |
| 2220 |
The new shipment of men will arrive this afternoon |
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| 2221 |
A breakthrough, Swiss Cheese explained! |
1.2857 |
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| 2222 |
If we don't get some results soon, we'll lose our funding. |
1.2857 |
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| 2223 |
So, Algernon, some good news and some bad news. |
1.2857 |
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| 2224 |
I feel like you’re always testing me. |
1.2857 |
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5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2225 |
I’ve been following your progress for years. |
1.2857 |
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0 |
| 2226 |
We have our work cut out for us. Everyone is looking at us as a Mickey Mouse operation. |
1.2857 |
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5 |
2 |
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| 2227 |
You must have worked here a long time. |
1.2857 |
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0 |
| 2228 |
I guess trying it out on humans would be only fair... |
1.2857 |
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2 |
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| 2229 |
So, do you have any kids that might need a job? |
1.2857 |
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| 2230 |
You certainly are a very good listener. |
1.2857 |
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| 2231 |
I concur,Dr. Algernon |
1.2857 |
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| 2232 |
And there will be a light after dark
Someday when we are six feet apart. |
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| 2233 |
The humans have signed waivers and await you in the testing lab! |
1.2857 |
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0 |
| 2234 |
Thanks for taking the night shift. |
1.2857 |
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5 |
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| 2235 |
I was wondering what happened to the mouse DNA we collected. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
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5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2236 |
Someone's been nibbling on our results. |
1.2857 |
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5 |
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0 |
| 2237 |
When they told me I would be working with a lab rat I never expected this..... |
1.2857 |
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0 |
| 2238 |
Sir, I think I mixed up the cheese samples. |
1.2857 |
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0 |
| 2239 |
I've replaced all the mice with lab cats as you've instructed. |
1.2857 |
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| 2240 |
What an honor! Actually working with a Lab Rat! The parking lot is a real maze, but the periodic snacks along the way really kept me going! |
1.2857 |
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| 2241 |
I’m afraid we don’t allow family members to participate in our lab studies. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
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5 |
2 |
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| 2242 |
I understand that you got here on the fast track. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
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5 |
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0 |
| 2243 |
Of course, we'll have to test it on humans first before we start the trials on mice. |
1.2857 |
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| 2244 |
The vaccine is effective but has some strange side effects. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
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5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2245 |
I see. So "mousy little girl" is actually a compliment. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
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5 |
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| 2246 |
You'd be surprised how many applicants misinterpreted the posting seeking experienced rodentia researchers. |
1.2857 |
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0 |
| 2247 |
Good news! The results of the transmogrification vaccine tests are very encouraging. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
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5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2248 |
Congratulations, you're getting a raise to cheese AND crackers |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
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5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2249 |
Sorry, just because the vaccine worked on your relatives, doesn't mean it's ready for people. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
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5 |
2 |
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| 2250 |
I suppose we could just test the vaccine on humans |
1.2857 |
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5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2251 |
Your mom says hi, |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
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5 |
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| 2252 |
No I don’t think I can go out with you . You keep looking at me like I’m a piece of cheese. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
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| 2253 |
Thank you Dr. Fauci for being the first to try the COVID vaccine. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
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5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2254 |
We’ve ordered some fleas, which we plan those in all experiments in the future. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
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5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2255 |
My apologies. I requested a doctor researching hair transplants --- not a hare doctor. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
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5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2256 |
I genuinely thought ‘lab rat’ was a term of endearment. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
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5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2257 |
After the lipstick we'll have you try on the new mascara. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
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5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2258 |
With apologies, we're actually interested in a different kind of mouse model. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
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5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2259 |
The CDC has reversed things. I'm in the new clinical trial and you're in charge. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2260 |
Using lab rats for this drug trial has taken a whole different meaning. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2261 |
And so, we gave a mouse a cookie... |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
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5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2262 |
No, you didn't scare me. I just didn't hear you come in. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
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5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2263 |
We isolated the radioactive compound Toobinium, but unfortunately several colleagues were exposed. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2264 |
Excuse me, but do you know what a trigger warning is? |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
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5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2265 |
Our products are not tested on animals. They’re tested by them. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
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5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2266 |
No more mazes. Anything else? |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
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5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2267 |
I'd like to revise the study population for my experiment. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
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5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2268 |
This next step involves something I left out of the job description. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
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5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2269 |
I told the donkey I rode over on to stay outside since the elephants not in the room. Now we can feel free to discuss science. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
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0 |
| 2270 |
After you figure out how to turn yourself back into a human, would you mind trying to remove my extra mouth? |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
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5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2271 |
Good news. We have been given approval to start testing vaccines on cats! |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
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5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2272 |
So, I says to the guy why don't you take a dive.......Ha...ha....huuu |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
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5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2273 |
I know you will feel at home here |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
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5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2274 |
Yes sir, I'm ready o run the maze. |
1.2857 |
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5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2275 |
Again, welcome and I think I speak for all of us when I say we're eager to see what other changes you want to make around here. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
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| 2276 |
No, it won't wear off, but I'm sure you could find work at Disneyland |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
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5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2277 |
It has come to my attention that the vial on the counter wasn't for me. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
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5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2278 |
Umm, Professor? It looks like instead of more muscular, our gene editing made you mus musculus |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
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5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2279 |
And I think this year, it’s only fair that I run in the maze. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
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5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2280 |
We're really sorry about your cousin. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
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5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2281 |
Let's change the rewards from pellets to cheese. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
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5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2282 |
I ordered a cheese plate for lunch. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
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5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2283 |
What does it take to go from running mazes to running vaccine trials? |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
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5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2284 |
Your mother is the second tube from the left. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
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5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2285 |
Your willingness to test our products on yourself is amazing. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
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5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2286 |
We've gotten approval to start testing on humans now! |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
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5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2287 |
I'm glad it worked and you're able to see, but what happened to the other two? |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
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5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2288 |
Eight months into the pandemic and everyone’s starting to look like a lab rat. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
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5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2289 |
And who says there aren't benefits to being first in your maze! |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
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5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2290 |
Just between us, Micky got the trial vaccine, Minnie got the placebo. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
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5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2291 |
The good news is that we've completed your AncestryDNA testing. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
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5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2292 |
Of course YOU would want to test on hamsters! |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
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5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2293 |
Would you like to meet for crackers and cheese after work? |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
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5 |
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| 2294 |
Of course it's safe. Sheesh...are you a man or a mouse? |
1.2857 |
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5 |
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| 2295 |
And we were just wondering if you would be willing to step in for Dr. Fauci when he needs a break. |
1.2857 |
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5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2296 |
Janice told me I have funny ears! |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
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5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2297 |
The union wants to be fair but
... |
1.2857 |
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5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2298 |
Yes, your hearing has improved, but I'm not sure we can market the drug as a less expensive hearing aid. |
1.2857 |
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5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2299 |
Early results confirm your thesis - no one can resist cheese. |
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0 |
| 2300 |
It's not that I don't trust science. I just don't trust rodents. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
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| 2301 |
Thanks for coming in. Usually, though, our subjects don't come garbed. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
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5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2302 |
The lab never ran this smoothly before Disney bought us out. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2303 |
We hired you to provide an element of empathy to our studies. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2304 |
The subject of my last experiment, the co-author of my next. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2305 |
We can skip most of orientation. You should already know how most things work around here. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2306 |
With the human trials being a success, we are finally ready to move on to mice! |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2307 |
You’re such a great listener. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2308 |
Thanks for helping us develop a cheese with universal appeal. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2309 |
The triple-blind mice trials all came back positive, sir. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2310 |
You look familiar. Bet you get that a lot here”. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2311 |
You have to navigate the maze and find the cure before our boss realizes you're close and blocks it off. |
1.2857 |
0.16336 |
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11 |
2 |
1 |
| 2312 |
So, when's Take Your Kids to Work Day? I think your kids would enjoy the experiments. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
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5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2313 |
I've heard of Dr. Dolittle, but Dr. Stuart Little?! It looks like I'M the one talking to the animals today! |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
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5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2314 |
Please don't warm up your cheese in the lab microwaves. Thank you. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2315 |
How do you still find the time to run mazes? |
1.2857 |
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7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2316 |
It's nice to see the cause finding the solution. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
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5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2317 |
No, no, hold your clipboard right-side-up. Make it look like you've held one before. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2318 |
Any side effects? |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2319 |
No, I don’t live in the subway, Linda. That’s an egregious stereotype. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2320 |
It looks like the treatments are helping |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2321 |
Ooh, it looks like someone gets to runs maze today! |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2322 |
I am afraid that I have found a definite bias in your studies, |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
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5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2323 |
Rest assured, we're working around the clock to find a vaccine for a cheese allergy. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
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5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2324 |
I assume you are familiar with the experiment? |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
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5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2325 |
We're hoping your small maze experience will translate well to larger mazes. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2326 |
On the bright side, we’ve been nominated for the Nobel Prize in medicine. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2327 |
That's not what code switching means, stewart. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2328 |
So I strongly recommend we change the trial subjects. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2329 |
Well, at least you're now immune from COVID. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2330 |
So you discovered the Disney gene! |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2331 |
Good news! The work on longevity is progressing well. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2332 |
Lab rat. That's funny. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2333 |
'You say there was an accidental DNA transfer? What makes you think so?' |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2334 |
Well, empirically speaking, I believe your report shows a cultural bias. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2335 |
But, I asked for a lab rat. |
1.2857 |
0.16336 |
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11 |
2 |
1 |
| 2336 |
We have it, Doctor, the secret to running mazes. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2337 |
In a small company like ours, the opportunities for advancement are virtually unlimited. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2338 |
The anti-vaxxers are gonna have a field day with this. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2339 |
I understand there's been some changes made |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2340 |
I'm sorry you're not eligible to volunteer for the cheese vaccination. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2341 |
I know I promised this wouldn't happen,but.... |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2342 |
So the maze wasn’t challenging enough for you, huh? |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2343 |
Yes sir. 54% of the cats got tumors from it. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2344 |
The final vaccine shows marked disinterest in felines towards your species. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2345 |
A word off caution—don’t get caught in one of those vaccine efficacy traps.” |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2346 |
Why don't we try it on some humans? |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2347 |
I am sorry I am late. It was a like a maze getting in here. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2348 |
Here's hoping our new test-tube confined system takes care of the inter-species shifting problem we had before. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2349 |
Well, someone's a good little maze-runner, isn't he? |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2350 |
I shouldn't have gone on a mouse diet when I was pregnant. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2351 |
I'll drive you to IKEA for the maze experiment. |
1.2857 |
0.12529 |
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10 |
4 |
0 |
| 2352 |
But will it work on humans? |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2353 |
The cheese omelet at lunch is to die for. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2354 |
I would call this experiment a success. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
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5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2355 |
"The maze is set up. Our research supervisor just wanted to confirm you're not experiencing any...uh...conflict of interest." |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2356 |
Make sure to take your lab coat off before entering the maze, Mr. Müs. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2357 |
Here's the list of laboratory humans. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2358 |
Well, since you asked, it's the ears. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2359 |
I just took a DNA test, turns out I'm 100% that snitch. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2360 |
I asked for a lab rat. You might be a little overqualified. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2361 |
Yes, I can see that. But it’s still unethical to experiment on yourself. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2362 |
The Diversity Committee called. They said we have to employ a pig. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2363 |
The experiment went great, only 9 humans needed a social media break this time. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2364 |
To think, 5 years ago you were in the maze, now you're my boss. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2365 |
This is such an honor. I learned from your father. And your grandfather. And your great-grandfather... |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2366 |
I think it’s best that we start by clarifying the role of “laboratory rat” in this experiment. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2367 |
Of course, it has only been tested on humans so far.... |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2368 |
Good news. The truth serum is working, and so is your "sexy rat" costume. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2369 |
I assume you've reviewed our conflict-of-interest policy? |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2370 |
One of us may be experiencing side effects. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2371 |
If you think it’s an acceptable side effect we can start the clinical trial. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2372 |
I’m so glad that our philosophical differences hasn’t got in the way of our collaboration. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2373 |
I know it's tough to swallow, but you did vow to give your life to science. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2374 |
Maybe next time we can experiment on Dolphins? |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2375 |
You were right. The perfect growth medium for the vaccine is dumpster pizza mixed with used coffee grounds. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2376 |
The testing using humans is not going well...they are complaining that the maze is too difficult to reach the pizza. They're striking. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2377 |
Should we try this on my mother-in-law first? |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2378 |
Great news, the cheese shop just called to confirm your 6pm." |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2379 |
My last job was sequencing cheddar. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2380 |
So any side effects apart from the sudden craving for cheese? |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2381 |
C’mon. Would I lie about the trials? Roll up your sleeve. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2382 |
I'll pass on being a research participant this round! |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2383 |
And you say it was a really positive side effect? |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2384 |
Maybe we should use test animals first. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2385 |
We feel additional oversight of the lab may be required. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
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5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2386 |
OK doc are you ready to see Mrs Cats? |
1.2857 |
0.16336 |
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11 |
2 |
1 |
| 2387 |
I can't believe I didn't think of the sideffects. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2388 |
Your turn! |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2389 |
Have you seen any of the escaped lab rats? |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2390 |
Mice trials will start after we finish the human trials |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2391 |
Doctor, you ever see the movie ‘The Fly’? |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2392 |
You'd be perfect for the test group! |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2393 |
On behalf of the Uiversity I'd like to thank you for your contribution to this project. Your sperm donation supplied our labs mice with the optimal genetics for testing household poisons on our "mousers" . |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2394 |
Fermented cheese shooters! |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2395 |
The chemical analysis of the cheddar sample should be ready in a couple of hours. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2396 |
PETA is throwing sand in our wheels. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2397 |
Unfortunately, there appear to be some side effects... |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2398 |
It worked on humans. Now we'll have to see if it works on mice. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2399 |
The vaccine has no significant side effects |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2400 |
They'll want to know if you'll be using rodents in your work. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2401 |
It’s an honor to work with a leading scientist in the field |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2402 |
Since you started working here we no longer test on animals |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2403 |
Great news! So basically, our new vaccine worked and you are immune. But you say you now have mouse ears? |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2404 |
I’ve really enjoyed our dates, but maybe we can try something non-maze-related next time? |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2405 |
Thanks for helping out, I can never decide if which of these cheddars is best for cauliflower cheese! |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2406 |
Doctor, perhaps you're too empathetic with first-trial vaccine subjects |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2407 |
Oh, and by the way George, congratulations on the promotion. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2408 |
Thanks, Jim. Why don’t you give these to your friends and then let me know what they think. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2409 |
I am glad to see you rose above the maze and made something of yourself. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2410 |
Eeeeeek! A mouse! |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2411 |
Vaccination testing trial gone wrong. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2412 |
One of our genetically engineered mice has escaped |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2413 |
What did you mean by I'm going to be your lab rat? |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2414 |
'Okay, so there's a side effect. But it did cure that dry cough.' |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2415 |
I knew it would be beneficial if we built a better mouse trap. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2416 |
We were hoping you would give us some insight into rodent auditory perception. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2417 |
Hello Doctor, do you prefer referring to them as lab rats or experiment participants? |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2418 |
I’m not sure your the best person to review my experiment. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2419 |
That last test drug had amazing results. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2420 |
I really want to meet the person who came up with this maze test. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2421 |
Doctor, they're waiting for you in the Hearing Impairment Workshop down the hall. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2422 |
I've read your book, 'Of Mice and Mazes'. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2423 |
Thanks for asking, but I'm waiting for our tailless generation. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2424 |
O.K. if I call you “Lab Rat”? |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2425 |
The tests came back positive, Doctor: you're definitely a large mouse in a lab coat. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2426 |
I'm really a big fan of your son's music, Dr. Deadmau5. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2427 |
I'm so happy we're finally promoting from within! |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2428 |
The placebos were clearly marked, sir. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2429 |
I'm still trying to decide if this was a good or bad side effect! |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2430 |
I'm flattered, Frank, but I'm worried dating my supervisor would kill any chance I have at a promotion around here. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
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5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2431 |
I understand fair play but would prefer not to be one of your first in the new trial."
Paul M. Wert
Spokane, Wa |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
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5 |
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0 |
| 2432 |
You'll fit right in! Mice have been working here for decades. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2433 |
I've got to admit it, you make animal testing fun again. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2434 |
Welcome to the team. Looks like you've found your way around pretty quickly. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2435 |
Doctor, I'm happy to tell you that we've discovered a cure for the cancer we used to kill all of your aunts and uncles. |
1.2857 |
0.16336 |
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11 |
2 |
1 |
| 2436 |
Well, this takes us in a whole new direction. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2437 |
‘Good morning, sir.And how are you responding to the Covid-19 vaccine trials?’ |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2438 |
Nothing to report in the control group. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2439 |
To tell the truth , this is taking diversity a little too far. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
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5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2440 |
The cat is going to hate this... |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
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5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2441 |
Good afternoon Professor, glad you found us through the maze! |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2442 |
So these are the Operation Warp Speed vaccines...lets test it on the cats. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2443 |
If they won't vote once every four years, what makes you think they'll press the lever for food three times a day? |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2444 |
Is it true you started as a test subject? |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2445 |
Dr. Spillman, yes of course, I took the formula too, yeah, uhm, but I just didn't get the same results as you. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
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5 |
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0 |
| 2446 |
One of the maze runners came with a white tie instead of black. I assume OK? |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2447 |
I’d expect you feel right at home here! |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2448 |
I’m embarrassed to ask, but, have you done any modeling? |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2449 |
I’m relieved that you being both my lab subject and my boss hasn’t created a conflict of interest.” |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2450 |
You work your way to the top from that maze didn’t you? |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
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5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2451 |
It’s 2020 sis, new drugs are tested on you |
1.2857 |
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5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2452 |
We should talk about phase two of the experiment. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2453 |
We’re trying to avoid epistemological issues, like conflict of interest and subject-object identification. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2454 |
Well, the results are in but they've muddled up the name, What is your given name Mr. Dent? |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2455 |
i was told you needed me for some experiments |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2456 |
Dr Roe! Didn't you say, we could use your family to experiment on |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2457 |
This is our best couples costume yet, and we always slay the costume contest. Every year! That’s probably why all of our friends call us the Costume Couple, even though you just know Julio and Gretchen want to be called the Costume Couple. Remember that year when they went as Ted Danson and Mary Steenburgen but like they were versions of them from totally different eras and no one knew who they were supposed to be? Ha! Classic. But no they’re cool I know you don’t like when I talk about your friends like they are trying to outdo us. Anyways what’s your afternoon like, wanna hit the maze? |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2458 |
Glad to have you back in this lab, Doc. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2459 |
You know you're not fooling anyone with that lab coat, Dave? |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2460 |
Your son has been asking about you......it’s time, Frank |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2461 |
We proud ourselves in our high success rates working with lab mice! |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2462 |
I’m a huge fan of your work in both research and testing, Dr. Mousely. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2463 |
It is always better to hear the results firsthand than from a test tube |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2464 |
They told me you were the go-to fella for all things lab. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2465 |
So let's get this experiment starting! |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2466 |
So, what do you think? Do you want to try it next? |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2467 |
As if they ratted on us... |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2468 |
The good news is that I'll let you be first author on the paper |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2469 |
It’s an honor. Your maze work is why I went into this field. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2470 |
...left, left, right, left button hook, then right again. It should have been right in front of me. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2471 |
We made the COVID-19 vaccine protocol public, what more do you need to know? |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2472 |
Never mind the results. We’ll just go with our gut feeling on this one. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2473 |
Wait, what are you doing here? I thought you were the test subject, |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2474 |
I’d call you a lab rat, but that’s not mice |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2475 |
Dr. At? |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2476 |
We are pleased to have someone with your experience join the team |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2477 |
Miss Roberts, I can assure you my DNA is not worthy of this Mickey Mouse experiment! |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2478 |
I’m so pleased with the results of the new Covid-19 vaccine |
1.2857 |
0.16336 |
14 |
11 |
2 |
1 |
| 2479 |
The vaccine will be tested on mice first.. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2480 |
Should we start testing with one of yours or one of mine? |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2481 |
I'm sorry. What did you say? |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2482 |
Well, at least our request for external scale-up support was taken seriously |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2483 |
Rats, they want this done by November 3rd! |
1.2857 |
0.12529 |
14 |
10 |
4 |
0 |
| 2484 |
‘Tom, so nice to meet you. I’m Geri’ |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2485 |
How many of us survived your lab test? |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2486 |
It worked, doctor. Now we can turn anything into cheese |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2487 |
The Green Mile alternate ending: Mr. Jingles lives on to become a Nobel Prize winning scientist |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2488 |
´just think of the exposure and experience you will get! |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2489 |
I like your costume, Larry. Larry? Larry? Why are you squeaking like that? |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2490 |
It’s the blind leading the blind in there. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2491 |
brave new in vivo world, wouldn’t you say doctor? |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2492 |
So the good news is the the Russian conspiracy that the vaccine turns you into a monkey is false. The bad news… |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2493 |
Yes, you’re correct. The ad stated ‘only serious lab rats need apply’. Let’s begin! |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2494 |
Well you ought to know! You’re the expert |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2495 |
Please tell me we got the funding, I cannot test myself again |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2496 |
The remarkable progress you have made since coming to work in the lab is nothing short of...a-maze-Ing. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2497 |
Yes Sir, we’ve successfully isolated the gene for mouse catching |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2498 |
Does that mean you’ll approve the next round of testing on cats? |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2499 |
Have you seen The Fly? Well, it’s like “The Fly...but with a mouse. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2500 |
So what did you think of the Planet of the Apes? |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2501 |
We just can't imagine how we used computers before you arrived |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2502 |
Funny you mentioned that your cousins live in the basement. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2503 |
Glad you made it in, this place is a bit of a maze |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2504 |
Right... so for your first assignment, this might be a bit awkward... |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2505 |
Well Greg, we have all been impressed by your many years of experience. It just really shows |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2506 |
Who would have thought a woman could become a scientist? |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2507 |
My God, it worked! |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2508 |
No, you a-maze me! |
1.2857 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 2509 |
Ok, lets see what you can teach me today. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2510 |
Actually, Jane, the new preferred term is 'murine laboratory technician' |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2511 |
No doctor, those glasses don't make your ears look big. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2512 |
I've got the human testers all prepped for the trials. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2513 |
The results will soon show us whether you’re a man or a mouse. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2514 |
One each |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2515 |
Well it made your species more aware, I think it’s about time we tried it. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2516 |
As you can see, I’m the clearest sign yet that you shouldn’t test on animals. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2517 |
You’re proof that science education is effective. If only the government would stop blocking our human trials. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2518 |
Are you sure that was the only side effect? |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2519 |
yes I've read flowers for algernon, why ever do you ask? |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2520 |
I am sorry but this is not a job interview, This advertisement was for volunteers for clinical trails" |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2521 |
I’m glad we finally have a trial level between ‘mouse’ and ‘human’ |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2522 |
I really appreciate that you don't experiment on humans. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2523 |
Good news Harold, only nine cats died this time. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2524 |
Yeah, I got out. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2525 |
They are blaming bats for this plague. Mission accomplished. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2526 |
Sometimes I get the feeling I wasn’t hired for my intellect. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2527 |
Human traps have been set, like you asked! Results awaited. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2528 |
I understand that is how they do it at Disney but that isn’t how we do it here. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2529 |
That was actually a graphic novel written by a human. It anthropomorphized mice in order to make a point about human cruelty, but at this point in history, I can see where there might be some confusion. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2530 |
What do you mean I'm next? |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2531 |
Have you yesterday's results yet, Algernon? |
1.2778 |
0.10863 |
18 |
13 |
5 |
0 |
| 2532 |
Working here has always felt like I'm a mouse in a maze, to be honest. |
1.2727 |
0.19498 |
11 |
9 |
1 |
1 |
| 2533 |
Doctor, as the very first volunteer, you are living proof that we are now ready to enter Phase Three. |
1.2727 |
0.14084 |
11 |
8 |
3 |
0 |
| 2534 |
Have you seen a speech therapist about that periodic squeak, doctor ? |
1.2727 |
0.14084 |
11 |
8 |
3 |
0 |
| 2535 |
A maze? Sure, sounds fun. |
1.2727 |
0.19498 |
11 |
9 |
1 |
1 |
| 2536 |
Yeah, things are pretty laid back around here. I wouldn't call it a rat race. |
1.2727 |
0.14084 |
11 |
8 |
3 |
0 |
| 2537 |
Well, I have always thought of myself as a real lab rat |
1.2727 |
0.14084 |
11 |
8 |
3 |
0 |
| 2538 |
I read your "The Effects of dynamite cigars and falling pianos on felines" and I had a few questions. |
1.2727 |
0.19498 |
11 |
9 |
1 |
1 |
| 2539 |
Yes, I can confirm this one is definitely LSD |
1.2727 |
0.19498 |
11 |
9 |
1 |
1 |
| 2540 |
No, next week's out. How about next year --- is next year good for you? |
1.2727 |
0.14084 |
11 |
8 |
3 |
0 |
| 2541 |
I assume you'll be overseeing the animal testing of the vaccine? |
1.2727 |
0.14084 |
11 |
8 |
3 |
0 |
| 2542 |
Jeffrey Toobin took out his dick on a Zoom call. |
1.2727 |
0.14084 |
11 |
8 |
3 |
0 |
| 2543 |
Why yes, I'm here because of STEM outreach too. |
1.2727 |
0.14084 |
11 |
8 |
3 |
0 |
| 2544 |
My last lab partner was a cute bunny. |
1.2727 |
0.14084 |
11 |
8 |
3 |
0 |
| 2545 |
Umm, because mice deserve the most advanced treatment. |
1.2727 |
0.14084 |
11 |
8 |
3 |
0 |
| 2546 |
My secret to hiding the ears? Bobby pins and long hair. Nobody has ever guessed. |
1.2727 |
0.14084 |
11 |
8 |
3 |
0 |
| 2547 |
To be really sure we should test it on...., nevermind. |
1.2727 |
0.19498 |
11 |
9 |
1 |
1 |
| 2548 |
What do you want to do tomorrow, Pinky? |
1.2727 |
0.19498 |
11 |
9 |
1 |
1 |
| 2549 |
Wow! I'm impressed that you found the lab on your own. It can be like a maze around here. |
1.2727 |
0.19498 |
11 |
9 |
1 |
1 |
| 2550 |
Have you been snacking on the lab chow again Errol? |
1.2727 |
0.14084 |
11 |
8 |
3 |
0 |
| 2551 |
Impressive, but the cheese is next door. |
1.2727 |
0.14084 |
11 |
8 |
3 |
0 |
| 2552 |
Don't forget about Take Your Child to Work day, dr. Rat! The lab can't wait to see the little ones. |
1.2727 |
0.14084 |
11 |
8 |
3 |
0 |
| 2553 |
You seem a little overqualified for the job. A PhD in maze running, was it? |
1.2727 |
0.14084 |
11 |
8 |
3 |
0 |
| 2554 |
Obviously the white mice growth hormone is a success |
1.2727 |
0.14084 |
11 |
8 |
3 |
0 |
| 2555 |
I have already taken the secret elixer we have been working on for months. By tomorrow morning I should also be a giant mouse, and finally we can be married! |
1.2727 |
0.19498 |
11 |
9 |
1 |
1 |
| 2556 |
You'll be perfect to run this field test. |
1.2727 |
0.14084 |
11 |
8 |
3 |
0 |
| 2557 |
Shape of Cheese |
1.2727 |
0.14084 |
11 |
8 |
3 |
0 |
| 2558 |
I can't wait to see the results of our next experiment! |
1.2727 |
0.14084 |
11 |
8 |
3 |
0 |
| 2559 |
No, Dear. I said a hair's breadth. |
1.2727 |
0.14084 |
11 |
8 |
3 |
0 |
| 2560 |
Yes, Yes! Now we can film, "The Mouse!" |
1.2727 |
0.14084 |
11 |
8 |
3 |
0 |
| 2561 |
Yes, your work is excellent, but the staff thinks you have outgrown your position |
1.2727 |
0.14084 |
11 |
8 |
3 |
0 |
| 2562 |
I really hate to tell you this, but your vaccine has funny side effects.”
Don Dechman. Austin T |
1.2727 |
0.14084 |
11 |
8 |
3 |
0 |
| 2563 |
Mr Rabbit Dr Fauci said your vaccine is ready |
1.2727 |
0.14084 |
11 |
8 |
3 |
0 |
| 2564 |
How inspiring that you worked your way up from being vermin behind the dumpster. |
1.2727 |
0.14084 |
11 |
8 |
3 |
0 |
| 2565 |
I'm disappointed too, but at least you are not a fly. |
1.2727 |
0.14084 |
11 |
8 |
3 |
0 |
| 2566 |
Well, the mice didn't have any side effects. |
1.2727 |
0.19498 |
11 |
9 |
1 |
1 |
| 2567 |
It's not you, I'm just not into office romance. |
1.2727 |
0.19498 |
11 |
9 |
1 |
1 |
| 2568 |
I told you and I told you, we don't practice self-experimentation anymore. |
1.2727 |
0.19498 |
11 |
9 |
1 |
1 |
| 2569 |
Congratulations on being the only survivor from our internship program! |
1.2727 |
0.19498 |
11 |
9 |
1 |
1 |
| 2570 |
Dr. R? How's your paper on side effects progressing? |
1.2727 |
0.14084 |
11 |
8 |
3 |
0 |
| 2571 |
Oh, so you'll be taking a different role in the experiment today? |
1.2727 |
0.14084 |
11 |
8 |
3 |
0 |
| 2572 |
The human tests were a success and we are on track to start rodent trials later this month. |
1.2727 |
0.14084 |
11 |
8 |
3 |
0 |
| 2573 |
I'm so grateful for the MouseLab diversity program. |
1.2727 |
0.19498 |
11 |
9 |
1 |
1 |
| 2574 |
We're really going to need your help today. |
1.2727 |
0.14084 |
11 |
8 |
3 |
0 |
| 2575 |
No worries, the vaccine has proved completely safe in our tests on humans. |
1.2727 |
0.14084 |
11 |
8 |
3 |
0 |
| 2576 |
Of course we'll test it on cats first |
1.2727 |
0.19498 |
11 |
9 |
1 |
1 |
| 2577 |
The test results are in and I smell a rat. |
1.2727 |
0.14084 |
11 |
8 |
3 |
0 |
| 2578 |
Dr. Mouski, let’s do the second return to normal trial today. |
1.2727 |
0.14084 |
11 |
8 |
3 |
0 |
| 2579 |
Well, then there must be a tiny human headed mouse somewhere out there. |
1.2727 |
0.14084 |
11 |
8 |
3 |
0 |
| 2580 |
Eeny, meeny, miney, doc mouse just pick one, it's all the same vaccine |
1.2727 |
0.19498 |
11 |
9 |
1 |
1 |
| 2581 |
You may want to rethink 'Take-the-Little-Ones-to-Work Day'. |
1.2727 |
0.19498 |
11 |
9 |
1 |
1 |
| 2582 |
I feel like I need to tell you about your test subjects. |
1.2727 |
0.14084 |
11 |
8 |
3 |
0 |
| 2583 |
"It may work on mice, but we need something that works on humans." |
1.2727 |
0.14084 |
11 |
8 |
3 |
0 |
| 2584 |
I'm excited to be working with a legend in the field. |
1.2727 |
0.14084 |
11 |
8 |
3 |
0 |
| 2585 |
obviously, you didn’t get the placebo. |
1.2727 |
0.19498 |
11 |
9 |
1 |
1 |
| 2586 |
Yes, normally we do test it on rats but I guess we could try it on redheads. |
1.2727 |
0.14084 |
11 |
8 |
3 |
0 |
| 2587 |
If all goes well, my ears will sprout --
and we'll be married today! |
1.2727 |
0.14084 |
11 |
8 |
3 |
0 |
| 2588 |
Well, now we know who was in the control group. |
1.2727 |
0.14084 |
11 |
8 |
3 |
0 |
| 2589 |
Our findings show that the Cheddar is particularly effective. |
1.2727 |
0.14084 |
11 |
8 |
3 |
0 |
| 2590 |
No hard feelings I hope. |
1.2727 |
0.14084 |
11 |
8 |
3 |
0 |
| 2591 |
Now that you have a research lab you are going to want some postdocs |
1.2727 |
0.14084 |
11 |
8 |
3 |
0 |
| 2592 |
What a coincidence, I'm lactose intolerant too! |
1.2727 |
0.14084 |
11 |
8 |
3 |
0 |
| 2593 |
Traffic is heavy in the maze - your pals will be 10 minutes late. |
1.2727 |
0.19498 |
11 |
9 |
1 |
1 |
| 2594 |
Congratulations. You’ve succeeded at every test and you’ve just been promoted to my supervisor. |
1.2727 |
0.14084 |
11 |
8 |
3 |
0 |
| 2595 |
We think this study will be totally in your wheelhouse. |
1.2727 |
0.19498 |
11 |
9 |
1 |
1 |
| 2596 |
Looks like those fat-cats turned us down for funding again. |
1.2727 |
0.19498 |
11 |
9 |
1 |
1 |
| 2597 |
No sir, I don’t believe P.E.T.A will have any objections with our experiment. |
1.2727 |
0.14084 |
11 |
8 |
3 |
0 |
| 2598 |
Your granduncle Algernon has contributed greatly in our research |
1.2727 |
0.19498 |
11 |
9 |
1 |
1 |
| 2599 |
Humans are ready for the experiment. |
1.2727 |
0.14084 |
11 |
8 |
3 |
0 |
| 2600 |
‘Spite all my rage, i am still just a rat in a ... |
1.2727 |
0.14084 |
11 |
8 |
3 |
0 |
| 2601 |
I just wanted you to know that I always thought of you as Walter. Not, ‘Walter the lab rat’. |
1.2727 |
0.19498 |
11 |
9 |
1 |
1 |
| 2602 |
I’ll tell the president you’ve found the vaccine. |
1.2727 |
0.19498 |
11 |
9 |
1 |
1 |
| 2603 |
Sorry I’m late. Traffic was a maze. |
1.2727 |
0.19498 |
11 |
9 |
1 |
1 |
| 2604 |
Hey Stuart, how are you? Well you’re not as little as the last time I saw you. |
1.2727 |
0.14084 |
11 |
8 |
3 |
0 |
| 2605 |
Thank you for coming in today. You don’t know how hard it’s been to get people lately. |
1.2727 |
0.19498 |
11 |
9 |
1 |
1 |
| 2606 |
I think it’s time we come clean about the affair, Lisa |
1.2727 |
0.14084 |
11 |
8 |
3 |
0 |
| 2607 |
I guess our experiment got out of hand... |
1.2727 |
0.14084 |
11 |
8 |
3 |
0 |
| 2608 |
Thank you, but I never date co-workers. |
1.2727 |
0.14084 |
11 |
8 |
3 |
0 |
| 2609 |
And you’re 100% sure there are no side effects..? |
1.2727 |
0.14084 |
11 |
8 |
3 |
0 |
| 2610 |
The vaccine works quickly but there do seem to be some side effects. |
1.2727 |
0.14084 |
11 |
8 |
3 |
0 |
| 2611 |
I have to ask, what made you pivot from behavioral science to genetic engineering? |
1.2727 |
0.14084 |
11 |
8 |
3 |
0 |
| 2612 |
I'm a total gym rat too. |
1.2727 |
0.14084 |
11 |
8 |
3 |
0 |
| 2613 |
I do believe you are over qualified for the position. |
1.2727 |
0.19498 |
11 |
9 |
1 |
1 |
| 2614 |
I see you did your fellowship as a subject and are now chief of studies. Very impressive. |
1.2727 |
0.14084 |
11 |
8 |
3 |
0 |
| 2615 |
I can't believe this whole time I was the lab ra- I mean test subject! |
1.2727 |
0.14084 |
11 |
8 |
3 |
0 |
| 2616 |
We’re taking the old maze test up to a new level. |
1.2667 |
0.11819 |
15 |
11 |
4 |
0 |
| 2617 |
I think it is safe to say that this batch of vaccines are a no-go. |
1.2667 |
0.15327 |
15 |
12 |
2 |
1 |
| 2618 |
Hi, yes Mr.Trump will see you next for advice on coronavirus. |
1.2667 |
0.11819 |
15 |
11 |
4 |
0 |
| 2619 |
I’m a transplant, where you born and raised here!? |
1.2667 |
0.11819 |
15 |
11 |
4 |
0 |
| 2620 |
That's fine. But first I need you to run around all the lab tables. |
1.2632 |
0.12892 |
19 |
15 |
3 |
1 |
| 2621 |
You say this batch is cheesy. You mean full of holes sir.
Thelma Fields Antioch, Calif. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
| 2622 |
"Before you start, a totally casual question. Exactly how long did it take you to find your way from HR? |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2623 |
Has anyone ever said you remind them of Hey Arthur? |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2624 |
Professor, the data implies we’re all a part of an evil medical experiment. |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2625 |
the vaccine is gonna be tried in humans before, just in case |
1.2500 |
0.13056 |
12 |
9 |
3 |
0 |
| 2626 |
Let me just say it is an honour to continue our collaboration. |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2627 |
Let's build a better man-trap. |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2628 |
How do you feel about testing on mice? |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2629 |
Algernon, I barely recognized you! |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2630 |
I meant to say we're testing the vaccine on rodents who identify as little people. |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2631 |
I'm glad someone responded to the flyer for cheese taste-testing. |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2632 |
How do I know it’s effective? Ok so this is awkward... |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2633 |
Things can backfire when you gauge your ears in a lab. |
1.2500 |
0.13056 |
12 |
9 |
3 |
0 |
| 2634 |
We think it's time you stepped back from lab work. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
| 2635 |
Did you try that shampoo I gave you last night? |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2636 |
Really, I fear that your hypothesis is not even false? |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2637 |
You're sure you don't mind that we tortured your family? |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2638 |
And you think cheese is the cure? |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2639 |
I always get lost- can you show me how to get to the cafeteria? |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2640 |
Gosh, I’ve never met a Rodent Scholar. |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2641 |
No, professor, I do not intend to use mice in our laboratory experiments. |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2642 |
Good news, we've had a breakthrough in the quantum mechanics lab. Bad news, the cat is most definitely alive. |
1.2500 |
0.13056 |
12 |
9 |
3 |
0 |
| 2643 |
But sir, this program is clearly eugenics."
"One more outburst and you're going in the syringe. |
1.2500 |
0.13056 |
12 |
9 |
3 |
0 |
| 2644 |
And since you're last audit, I've only been experimenting on my immediately family over Thanksgiving. |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2645 |
Guess what? I've applied for a grant that pays in cheese. |
1.2500 |
0.13056 |
12 |
9 |
3 |
0 |
| 2646 |
Just how does one go about making cheese cheesier? |
1.2500 |
0.11180 |
16 |
12 |
4 |
0 |
| 2647 |
I thought it was just your avatar for videocalls |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2648 |
I have the same pair at home but normally wear my contacts to work. |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2649 |
People call me mousy too. |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2650 |
Did you find the lab O.K.? I know it’s like a maze trying to get here. |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2651 |
And the student becomes the teacher. |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2652 |
The second dose group is pretty sick, but they'll take the booster for a $5 Starbucks card and an autographed pink sweater from Bill Gates. |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2653 |
Call it a hunch, but you're not got going to like what we've got going on in the testing room. |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2654 |
You were right, turns out the leading cause of cancer in lab rats
is in fact research scientists. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
| 2655 |
It's good to see they are taking Biodiversity in STEM seriously |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
| 2656 |
It wouldn't work out, my fursona is a cheetah. |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2657 |
Oh doctor, congratulations on your meteoric rise from test subject to department head! |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2658 |
Hello, sir. I'm your new research test subject. |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2659 |
That's right, Laurie, the cure for Elephantiasis has been inside of me all along. |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2660 |
The experiment was successful, Smedley. Your appearance now matches your character. |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2661 |
I'm very impressed on how you've worked your way up through the ranks. |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2662 |
It seems to be working, although a few samples are missing. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
| 2663 |
Well, thank you. I don't think you're mousy either. |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2664 |
We hired you because you totally redefined what it means to be a laboratory mouse |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
| 2665 |
Mice to neet you! |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2666 |
So... good news, bad news on your test results... |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2667 |
I think you'll enjoy working with our subjects. |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2668 |
The experiment worked perfectly. Now, when will I turn back into a mouse? |
1.2500 |
0.13056 |
12 |
9 |
3 |
0 |
| 2669 |
We appreciate your participation. Unfortunately, it appears that the President was inaccurate in his statement that the vaccine had no side visable side effects. |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2670 |
I Promise, I had nothing to do with experiments on your Parents... |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2671 |
Is that a Halloween costume, or have you been fiddling around in the CRISPR lab again? |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2672 |
Have you sampled my cheese plate in the breakroom? |
1.2500 |
0.13056 |
12 |
9 |
3 |
0 |
| 2673 |
Can you hear me? |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2674 |
The next test is where we'll see how you convince our supervisor that we deserve that promotion. |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2675 |
Between you and I, sir, I think there is indeed systemic racism against white mice. |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2676 |
The lunch room? Two lefts, a right, another two lefts, up the ramp and across the bridge. |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2677 |
Professor, I really enjoyed your paper on solving mazes. |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2678 |
No, when I say I don't see species I really mean it. |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2679 |
I’m afraid you can’t have your dick out on Zoom calls, Mr. Toobin. |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2680 |
Before I say "yes" to going out with you, I need to know: are you a mouse, or a man? |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2681 |
The good news is: you're now 100% protected from Covid... |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2682 |
That wasn't funny last Hallowe'en, Professor, and it's still not funny this year." |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2683 |
If I find out who moved your cheese, I’ll let you know.” |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2684 |
Perhaps playing Cat and Mouse with this experiment was a bad choice of words. |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2685 |
I guess I failed to list all of the possible side effects |
1.2500 |
0.13056 |
12 |
9 |
3 |
0 |
| 2686 |
Don't think we are going to get FDA approval with that reaction to the vaccine. |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2687 |
Accounting approved a larger maze and a pound of cheese, but your request for Saint-André is over-budget. |
1.2500 |
0.13056 |
12 |
9 |
3 |
0 |
| 2688 |
Per your instructions, sir, all rodent subjects are drawing cartoons, the humans are writing captions. |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2689 |
Actually, a lot of women work in STEM now. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
| 2690 |
I agree sir. I think we should have stopped using mice a long time ago. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
| 2691 |
But I'll probably get a Nobel! |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2692 |
We understand your vaccine has some unintended consequences. |
1.2500 |
0.13056 |
12 |
9 |
3 |
0 |
| 2693 |
It’s big of you to not be upset about our little slip-up! |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2694 |
We invited you to be part of the team because we felt that, as a lab rat, you'd have valuable insights. |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2695 |
Thank you, Doctor; I'm glad to know it works on mice. |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2696 |
But why would I do all this, when I don't like cheese |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2697 |
In hind sight, maybe we should have specified what we meant by "animal testing". |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2698 |
You are aware that our latest experiment was quite successful? |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2699 |
I said, “ the lab results are a little ‘cheesy’.
“There’s no actual cheese here”. |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2700 |
You may have guessed by now that you weren’t in the control group. |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2701 |
Yes Mr. Katz, we hope to have the reversing serum by the end of the week. |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2702 |
Instead of testing mice for the corona vaccination, let's use human beings in herd testing |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2703 |
I told you before, I'm sorry I spilled that stuff! |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2704 |
I think the research department misunderstood me when I asked to do some work with lab rats. |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2705 |
Yes, the replacement bunny rabbits you ordered have arrived. |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2706 |
See you in the game, Doctor |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2707 |
YES....but, we need a prenup. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
| 2708 |
You were warned about side effects. |
1.2500 |
0.10851 |
24 |
19 |
4 |
1 |
| 2709 |
I see the White House DID convince you to push ahead and try the vaccine on yourself |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2710 |
Are you comfortable with nudity and confined spaces? |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2711 |
I know you're the big cheese, but.... |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
| 2712 |
By the way, free cheese in the break room which is just down the hall, two lefts, then a right, then backtrack and go around a short partition then another three eights and you’re there! |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2713 |
Don't worry, we're only testing the vaccine on humans. |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2714 |
yes, yes, alright, but you said your appreciate is Definitely smaller?? |
1.2500 |
0.17944 |
12 |
10 |
1 |
1 |
| 2715 |
The 5G on cheese results are conclusive. |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2716 |
If I let you work here, how will I ever get you back in the cage? |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2717 |
The world will freak out when they see this. |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2718 |
The President says it's Ok for you to try it first! |
1.2500 |
0.13056 |
12 |
9 |
3 |
0 |
| 2719 |
When I said, ‘They are only lab rats,’ I meant, of course, present company excluded. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
| 2720 |
So your the doctor that found that cheese was addictive? |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2721 |
Curiosity killed the cat! |
1.2500 |
0.17944 |
12 |
10 |
1 |
1 |
| 2722 |
Wow the lab rat got a promotion. |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2723 |
These results confuse me too. Shall we jump on a Zoom call with Jeffrey Toobin to discuss? |
1.2500 |
0.13056 |
12 |
9 |
3 |
0 |
| 2724 |
You look just like your father ... oh, I mean ... |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2725 |
I'm sorry, that's not what I meant to say. |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2726 |
Yes Dr. Mickey! Four vials for the court records. I believe they will prove our case! " |
1.2500 |
0.13056 |
12 |
9 |
3 |
0 |
| 2727 |
Some of the ear-growth hormone seems to be missing. |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2728 |
Congratulations. You solved the maze. |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2729 |
I'm very optimistic about a vaccine! Name one "expert" who has half the experience you do with testing. |
1.2500 |
0.13056 |
12 |
9 |
3 |
0 |
| 2730 |
If you give a mouse an experiment, then he'll ask you for a lab. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
| 2731 |
Now, let's see if this works on humans. |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2732 |
That's one hell of a vaccine. |
1.2500 |
0.17944 |
12 |
10 |
1 |
1 |
| 2733 |
Look at you! Our best experiment yet! |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2734 |
Okay,you set up the maze, and let's try men! |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2735 |
Corporate wants you to be a mouse again. |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2736 |
Take off your coat, I need to run some experiments. |
1.2500 |
0.13056 |
12 |
9 |
3 |
0 |
| 2737 |
I found my way to the lab today in record time. |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2738 |
This isn't about whether the clothes make the mouse |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2739 |
Well, yes, I guess under the circumstances we could move straight to human trials. |
1.2500 |
0.13056 |
12 |
9 |
3 |
0 |
| 2740 |
I don’t have to tell you why it’s more of a maze than a glass ceiling. |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2741 |
Jerry, I knew you had more potential than Tom after the first maze run |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
| 2742 |
I am just checking on the facility's missing shipment of D-Con.
I guess it would be silly to ask if your lab has it... |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2743 |
I just want you to know I've always been against mazing. |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2744 |
We think your exposure may have led to side effects. |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2745 |
That went well. |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2746 |
Oh, good morning Mr Lab Rat, I mean, Mr. Rattifer |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2747 |
Doctor about sending your wife to the lab for an interview. They misunderstood . Where would you like the remains sent? |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2748 |
Dr. Algernon! It's a pleasure to finally meet you! |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2749 |
I don't see how that's going to make our test subjects feel more comfortable... |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2750 |
Buh-bye pimples! |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2751 |
If there are no more serious consequences, let’s keep the trial going at least until the election. |
1.2500 |
0.13056 |
12 |
9 |
3 |
0 |
| 2752 |
Your shipment of cats just arrived" |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2753 |
How’d that crispr trial go? |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2754 |
I guess mine was the placebo! |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2755 |
Do you hear what I hear? |
1.2500 |
0.13056 |
12 |
9 |
3 |
0 |
| 2756 |
Misplace the antidote again? |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2757 |
What's your best guess on how many babies these moms are likely to have? |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2758 |
True, there are some side effects but on the bright side your cheese allergy is now completely gone. |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2759 |
Giving a rat's ass means more than you'll every know, Ben. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
| 2760 |
As you can see “equality” has come a very long way so far in fact that it’s almost scary. |
1.2500 |
0.17944 |
12 |
10 |
1 |
1 |
| 2761 |
The tests came back,turns out mice didn’t cause Covid! |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2762 |
You would have a lot more satisfaction making up with your wife to make a baby together the old-fashioned way. |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2763 |
The good news is it may be reversible. |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2764 |
I know how inappropriate this must sound, but I, too, am a cheese lover! |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2765 |
HR is looking into your back ground and they've found a few holes. |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2766 |
You must be the new lab human! |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2767 |
Unfortunately, our success in human beings doesn’t always translate into success in mice. |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2768 |
Doctor, for the last time, we discard all the unused test cheese. |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2769 |
The good news is that you are the control. |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2770 |
It’s just that some of us feel your experiments on cats are, well, sadistic. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
| 2771 |
My specialty is experimental design |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
| 2772 |
Well, it appears the vaccine has some serious side-effects. |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2773 |
I smell a rat |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2774 |
Your job is to help us select the three finalists from last week’s submissions |
1.2500 |
0.13056 |
12 |
9 |
3 |
0 |
| 2775 |
Dr. Fauci ,nice mask these test tubes have been grouped together to create the perfect trifecta |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2776 |
I was wondering if you could call up some friends to volunteer for our first trial? |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2777 |
This was not what I expected when I heard that we were working with lab rats |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2778 |
That was good advice, adding Roquefort flavoring to the vaccine. |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2779 |
'Are there any side effects?' |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2780 |
Well, back to the old drawing board. |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2781 |
I am please to report that the vaccine is effective but there are some side effects. |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2782 |
The good news is we can turn you back into a mouse. The bad news is we are out of test subjects. |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2783 |
I will go back to my cage |
1.2500 |
0.25000 |
8 |
7 |
0 |
1 |
| 2784 |
I really appreciate a teacher who's all ears. |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2785 |
Preliminary data suggests that they don't suspect you. |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2786 |
No more experimental vaccines for you, Doctor. You're turning into a lab rat. |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2787 |
...but the GOOD news is that you are 100% immune to Covid-19. |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2788 |
Human resources told me that the new intern was a lab rat but I didn't think they were literal about it! |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2789 |
I’m sorry. I can’t figure out what went wrong with your genetic modification. |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2790 |
Don’t worry he won’t tell anyone about the slight side effect. |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2791 |
Firstly, I'd like to say how proud I am to be a vector in this human COVID trial." |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2792 |
You are so got at solving mazes. |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2793 |
I think of myself as mousey too. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
| 2794 |
And before we move on to the maze portion of our interview, you do like cheese, correct! |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2795 |
The flowers were for you, Al. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
| 2796 |
Now, of course, there’s no animal testing, but making coffee and cleaning the lab are invaluable contributions to the work of the team. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
| 2797 |
No thanks, I'm sure I can find my own way out. |
1.2500 |
0.13056 |
12 |
9 |
3 |
0 |
| 2798 |
Your resume says you have previous experience in a lab using growth hormone in transgenic animals...tell me about that |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2799 |
I know you're skeptical that what happens in humans applies to mice, but they're easier to work with and they have larger volumes of blood. |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2800 |
I don’t care what you look like, I love you anyways! |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2801 |
Sorry, but animal testing isn’t allowed in this lab. |
1.2500 |
0.13056 |
12 |
9 |
3 |
0 |
| 2802 |
You're right, the ears are super cute. So, which one do I drink? |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2803 |
Should we go with the brie or gruyere? |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2804 |
I think I'm going to quit. I'm tired of the rat race. |
1.2500 |
0.13056 |
12 |
9 |
3 |
0 |
| 2805 |
It can be a bit of a maze finding the lab's cafeteria, but I'm sure you'll learn your way around before too long. |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2806 |
So, you have lab experience? |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2807 |
You've been around here longer than most of the others. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
| 2808 |
It’s so nice to see someone breaking the cheese ceiling.” |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2809 |
Dr. Mauci! I'm all ears for the next step! |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2810 |
I just want to start off by apologizing. |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2811 |
Who gave you a cookie? |
1.2500 |
0.17944 |
12 |
10 |
1 |
1 |
| 2812 |
Now that I've perfected the shrink-ray, can I finally have that letter of recommendation? |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2813 |
So Dr. Mouse, your resume states that your dissertation was on “ Maze Mastery”. |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2814 |
Do you have those cheese injections ready? |
1.2500 |
0.13056 |
12 |
9 |
3 |
0 |
| 2815 |
The study is blinded, but I assure you the three subjects are just fine. |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2816 |
What maze may I run through for you, sir? |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2817 |
You were right, Professor |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2818 |
Sir, I'm not sure why all of the volunteers for the drug trial suddenly quit. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
| 2819 |
Professor Rodent, this new formulation for a pesticide is similar to building a better mousetrap! |
1.2500 |
0.11180 |
16 |
12 |
4 |
0 |
| 2820 |
As the Union Rep for the test subjects, we are grieving the working conditions |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2821 |
We thought we’d put you in charge of recruiting test subjects. |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2822 |
Mr. Mouse, now that you’ve worked your way up to lab director, we all want to express our most sincere appreciation for your volunteering to be injected with copious amounts of remdesivir so that we can watch you scramble out of the maze. |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2823 |
Pick your poison, Bob. What have you go to lose? |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2824 |
Hey Carl, guess what ?
the grant we applied for just came through!
Finally, you'll be able to afford LASIK . |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2825 |
Dr. Shepherd,I suspect the cat that you kept chasing had something to do with rearranging the test tubes. |
1.2500 |
0.13056 |
12 |
9 |
3 |
0 |
| 2826 |
It’s so inspiring to meet a professor who came from a hole in the wall. |
1.2500 |
0.13056 |
12 |
9 |
3 |
0 |
| 2827 |
The vaccinated rats came through fine.
We're ready to hand the human trials over to you. |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2828 |
We are sorry, doctor. We couldn't do anything to save Human72345. |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2829 |
As a research test mouse, what would you say is a side effect of this experimental treatment for Covid 19 you received? |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2830 |
Your original work with lab rats was a great inspiration. |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2831 |
Professor, my data suggest that under certain laboratory conditions, mice may be capable of developing intelligence! |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2832 |
You're right doctor - from now on I'll take "mousey" as a compliment. |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2833 |
What evidence do you have that our formulation causes auditory side effects |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2834 |
Um Earle, you didn't happen to prick your finger during those mouse DNA studies, did you? |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2835 |
We can start general distribution of the vaccine once the human trials are complete. Based on the side effects, we anticipate only a few million deaths, give or take. |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2836 |
It's a pleasure to meet you, Dr. Algernon. |
1.2500 |
0.13056 |
12 |
9 |
3 |
0 |
| 2837 |
are you pondering what I'm pondering? |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2838 |
Fun! Which virus sample will make me believe politicians? |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2839 |
You were right - we've made tremendous progress testing on humans. |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2840 |
My proposal said I would work with a mouse MODEL. |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2841 |
Remember me? |
1.2500 |
0.17944 |
12 |
10 |
1 |
1 |
| 2842 |
"We can't make you human again, but we can cure your cheese dependency. |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2843 |
You must be so proud of your son for getting into that lab at Stanford! |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2844 |
Well, you certainly solved our little maze....and then some! |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2845 |
Turns out the treatment only works in human models. |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2846 |
I know you got your doctorate at the happiest place on earth, but I still think you'll like it here. |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2847 |
The human trials appear promising. |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2848 |
Telling you that I’ve been a serious lab rat since I started here is a “microaggression?@ |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2849 |
Our IRB is wondering about possible cross contamination |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
| 2850 |
Would you prefer the anecdote in plain or cheddar flavor? |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2851 |
Why, no, I HAVEN'T ever seen a lab with so many cheese cultures. |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2852 |
I don't want to be stigmatized as a stand-in. |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2853 |
Right this way Dr Lab Rat |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2854 |
Professor, I have extensive experience in working with mouse models and I would like to join your esteemed laboratory to advance my research career. |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2855 |
I have no idea who moved your cheese. |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2856 |
It seems the student has surpassed the master. |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2857 |
We're about to discover the answer to the question: Is it still mousesplaining if you smile after offering a long-winded, condescending observation? |
1.2500 |
0.13056 |
12 |
9 |
3 |
0 |
| 2858 |
Well, at least your hearing is a lot better. |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2859 |
It's nice to have you on board, Mr. Mouse. You'll be a welcome change from the usual lab rat. |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2860 |
So you want to research how to get through mazes quickly. |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2861 |
I think the success of the preliminary vaccine immune response study has gone to your head. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
| 2862 |
I recognize the success with the test subjects, but protocol
cannot be ignored |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2863 |
I thought you would like to know that I'm an animal rights activist. |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2864 |
Sir, I will not rat you out, I swear! |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2865 |
I am sorry. The last guy I dated was a a rat. |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2866 |
Yes, I understand the significance of the size of your neocortex and the rna bar sequencing suggesting a monogamous nature. Nevertheless, I would prefer not to date. |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2867 |
Of course the virus is safe – I fed it to the bats. |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2868 |
You must have been amazing at running the maze, getting your doctorate and joining this rat race. |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2869 |
They said it wasn't safe to test on mice but I didn't agree. You kinda look the same. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
| 2870 |
You bring a unique perspective to our testing. |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2871 |
Your assignment is to determine why Donald
thinks Joe always gets the easier questions. |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2872 |
So I need to eat cheese? 'Kay Doc. |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2873 |
Uh, sir, are sure sure you want to be known as "Top Lab Rat"? |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2874 |
I'm concerned that some bias may have crept into the experiment. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
| 2875 |
Well, I think we can safely say that the experiment was a success! |
1.2500 |
0.13056 |
12 |
9 |
3 |
0 |
| 2876 |
Who would have guessed as I watched you navigate those mazes that one day I would be working for you. |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2877 |
I too think it's time to be talking about reparations. |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2878 |
Yes, “building a better mousetrap” is an insensitive metaphor! |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2879 |
Outside that, any side effects from the Covid vaccine? |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2880 |
I'm really proud of you, Mauci! You're by far the most successful experiment this lab has ever had! |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2881 |
Is that a beaker or a squeaker |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2882 |
So hydroxychloroquine doesn't work. |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2883 |
Professor, have you by any chance looked in the mirror today? |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2884 |
I know how you feel but it will be impossible to duplicate decades of maze research on humans!! |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2885 |
And we've put in a request to work with very small human models so that this won't be so awkward. |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2886 |
Yes, as a matter of fact, we do employ lab rats. |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2887 |
So we have the latest results on our lab humans... |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2888 |
I warned you about self dosing experimental treatments. |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2889 |
Excuse me Ms. Dickson. May I check on your fallopian tubes? |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2890 |
The data has revealed some... disturbing information about your parents, sir. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
| 2891 |
Our results have improved dramatically since we reversed our testing personnel. |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2892 |
Now that we've seen the test tubes, let's go meet your brother. |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2893 |
No, you weren't a diversity hire. |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2894 |
This may sound crazy, but you scare me a little |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2895 |
You were right. The mice who took the drug showed a marked increase in IQ scores." |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2896 |
I told you you had to drink tamiflu not the telemouse! |
1.2500 |
0.14434 |
16 |
13 |
2 |
1 |
| 2897 |
I worry that wasn't a raisin I just ate. |
1.2500 |
0.13056 |
12 |
9 |
3 |
0 |
| 2898 |
The mouse scientist and the human scientist were working on an experiment that |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2899 |
These are the samples from the gourmet cheese volunteers. |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2900 |
I must tell you I’ve long admired your
maze work. |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2901 |
So I ordered the specimens alphabetically -
American, brie, cheddar, feta, - we'll need some more test tubes |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2902 |
Thanks for letting us use your kids. |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2903 |
Did I just hear you say that you want me on the next trial so you’ll have a proper mate? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
| 2904 |
You certainly take a personal interest in this research! |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2905 |
The new spectacles look good on you. |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2906 |
Good news. Only 50% of the subjects had side-effects. |
1.2500 |
0.13056 |
12 |
9 |
3 |
0 |
| 2907 |
Sorry, I don't date lab rats. |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2908 |
Thank you for asking, The human trials are coming along just fine.” |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
| 2909 |
And, I made it through the maze in record time! |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2910 |
Ready to begin the next round of gene splicing? |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2911 |
Well, our radiation experiment failed, but welcome to the team! |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
| 2912 |
Dr. Mouse, As you’ve asked, I’ve made four different vaccines, each from a different kind of cheese. |
1.2500 |
0.17944 |
12 |
10 |
1 |
1 |
| 2913 |
We've been looking for someone who can bring really small ideas to this project. |
1.2500 |
0.17944 |
12 |
10 |
1 |
1 |
| 2914 |
Dr. Squeek I am VERY flattered BUT I think it prudent NOT to play around knowing Dr. Tabby could return at any moment! |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2915 |
Since you've been taking the placebo your ears have gotten much bigger! |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2916 |
Contratulations!
Your promotion came through! |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2917 |
You've come a long way, Carl. |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2918 |
I think they'd look cute pierced. |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2919 |
I'm really excited about our new diversity and inclusion program |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2920 |
Good news, sir. Your two hundred and seventy ninth child was just born. |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2921 |
Kitty applied for the job but doc is looking for a mousy lab assistant. |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2922 |
Yes, I know,now it’s my turn in the cage |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
| 2923 |
Are you sure we haven't met before? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
| 2924 |
It appears the experimental Mouse Growth Hormones are working as intended |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2925 |
We will be researching feline hunting instincts , and I think we will need your contribution |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2926 |
As with the ship and the government, I now concede control of the study to you. |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2927 |
I think a craving for cheese might understate the side effects just a tad. |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2928 |
Point taken, Henry. We’’ll get you a bigger cage tomorrow. |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2929 |
Yes, the treadmill is on order. |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2930 |
Rest assured boss, you definitely are handsome, sexy and very desirable in a scientific experimental sort of way. |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2931 |
Sir...I am so pleased that you agreed to do the maze one more time. |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2932 |
We want this vaccine to be safe, not just politically correct |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2933 |
Your resume did say lab rat, but we are willing to give you a chance. |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2934 |
Could I do that maze puzzle instead, please? |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2935 |
You’re the best-dressed intern we’ve ever had, but your resume is pretty cheesy. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
| 2936 |
We think you're getting too involved with your research subjects. |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2937 |
Don't worry my parents are going love you. Frankly, they'll be relieved you're not a brown mouse. |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2938 |
Operation Warp Speed? Why do you ask? |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2939 |
This will be part of the cheese whiz kid project |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2940 |
Human tox studies were successful. Now we can try it on mice. |
1.2500 |
0.13056 |
12 |
9 |
3 |
0 |
| 2941 |
Yes! The cheese vaccine is the winner. |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2942 |
President Trump said it's not a serious side effect. The vaccine is approved. |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2943 |
Am I still talking too loud, Professor? |
1.2500 |
0.17944 |
12 |
10 |
1 |
1 |
| 2944 |
And you call this a best-laid plan? |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2945 |
Tell Trump the vaccine won't be ready until he...denounces white supremacists, agrees to a peaceful transfer of power, and releases all his taxes. |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2946 |
Congratulations! I was vying for the Guinean, but sometimes the second mouse gets the ...nevermind. Welcome aboard! |
1.2500 |
0.13056 |
12 |
9 |
3 |
0 |
| 2947 |
In grad school I was a total lab…human. |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2948 |
Let me get this straight, you created me how? |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2949 |
I know I've only been here a short while,squeak. But lately I feel different somehow,squeak. Can we talk about this over lunch at Chucky Cheese, squeak squeak ? |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2950 |
Good news Doctor! COVID-19 vaccine worked! But there are some side effects! |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2951 |
The vaccine looks promising. We'll need to test it on lab humans. |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2952 |
The laboratory kittens are working out quite well. |
1.2500 |
0.13056 |
12 |
9 |
3 |
0 |
| 2953 |
I was curious if you felt you would be here without Affirmative Action? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
| 2954 |
Oh, Mickey, don't believe everything you hear! |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2955 |
The human trials have been successful; I think we're ready to try this on mice. |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2956 |
You have proved the experiment was a success. |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2957 |
The good news: I developed a cure.
The bad news: I killed your parents. |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2958 |
I'm glad to hear our test subjects did not cause a conflict of interest. |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2959 |
Which one of these samples do you want me to take to test the efficacy of the Rodent-19 vaccine? |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2960 |
Jerry is the new Tom. |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2961 |
I'd love to be your lab-human. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
| 2962 |
Aw rats! It escaped again |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2963 |
Sorry, this place can be hard to find. I should have given better directions, but with your credentials I didn't think it would be an issue. |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2964 |
Congratulations Howard. Your request to volunteer for the next experiment has been approved |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2965 |
I am glad you could fins the lab, this place is a real maze. |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2966 |
Doctor, let's talk about your early work in mazes. |
1.2500 |
0.25000 |
8 |
7 |
0 |
1 |
| 2967 |
You're a mouse, but people still think you're my boss. |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2968 |
Good news. We've met our target this year for diversity and inclusion. |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2969 |
Congrats on making it through peer review. I'll go get your cheese. |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2970 |
I understand you will be testing your new drug on humans first. |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2971 |
The vaccine is ready, now all we need is a Guinea Pig. |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2972 |
Thank you for agreeing to participate in this valuable research. Just sign this waiver of liability and we can begin. |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2973 |
Have you noticed any change in your sense of taste or smell? |
1.2500 |
0.13056 |
12 |
9 |
3 |
0 |
| 2974 |
You’re not like the other lab rats. |
1.2500 |
0.25000 |
8 |
7 |
0 |
1 |
| 2975 |
I thought this experiment was to change you to look like me than to change me look like you. |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2976 |
So far we can’t explain what made you run up the clock |
1.2500 |
0.17944 |
12 |
10 |
1 |
1 |
| 2977 |
The test results confirmed 7 out of 10 humans prefer aged cheddar. |
1.2500 |
0.13056 |
12 |
9 |
3 |
0 |
| 2978 |
At last! My opportunity to work with a Lab Rat. |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2979 |
You're the first of your kind to actually volunteer for
the lab. |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2980 |
Dr. Squeakers, I'm flattered, but it would be unethical for me to date my work. |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2981 |
I could use a few pointers for the maze. |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2982 |
Yes, right, because we're colleagues. That's why I can't date you. |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2983 |
No. I don't think the side effect you experienced is serious. |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2984 |
I'm so honored to be your assistant on this project Dr. Mouse! My thesis was on your hypercube maze. |
1.2500 |
0.13056 |
12 |
9 |
3 |
0 |
| 2985 |
Sorry about that whole injecting you with cancer thing. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
| 2986 |
Regarding the grant proposal, are you okay with changing "cheddar" to "funding"? |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2987 |
I assure you, this vaccine is squeaky clean. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
| 2988 |
Can you see if any of your cousins want to volunteer? |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2989 |
You were right, doctor -- the results were much better after we put some wine out with the cheese. |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2990 |
Still on for fondue later? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
| 2991 |
C'mon, are you kidding me? Your name is Mickey" |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2992 |
This is gonna be our best cheese yet! |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2993 |
Well this isn’t what I was expecting when they said I’d be working with mice! |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2994 |
The results are promising for mice, yet we are still going through human trials |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2995 |
Well sure, the data supports it but have we done any field testing? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
| 2996 |
Now all we need is a few heathy White Men to test the experiment on! |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2997 |
Well, this is quite the career trajectory |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2998 |
🄱🅁eaking
🅁🄰t 🧪 |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2999 |
What do you mean with humans are not relevant models for mice
disease ? “ |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 3000 |
Well, I don’t want to point fingers, but the fact is that somebody keeps eating the cheese from my experiment |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
| 3001 |
OK, yes. This is a minor set back |
1.2500 |
0.13056 |
12 |
9 |
3 |
0 |
| 3002 |
Mr Politician, the vaccine is not ready yet for trials. Please don't insist telling to test it in humans like the Chinese. They are testing their vaccines on lab's staff and their families without their consent. |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 3003 |
Dr. Mouse, a Covid-19 vaccine has a minor side effect - extra love for Swiss cheese |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 3004 |
The camera was on the whole time. |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 3005 |
So.. I'm still a "lab rat" ? |
1.2500 |
0.13056 |
12 |
9 |
3 |
0 |
| 3006 |
How are you faring after the vaccine? |
1.2500 |
0.13056 |
12 |
9 |
3 |
0 |
| 3007 |
a tough thesis to defend: The efficacy of Warfarin |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 3008 |
Sir... I think it’s finally time to tell you that you are the experiment. |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 3009 |
I said the tubes hold NICE dna. |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 3010 |
I think we’ll have to halt the clinical trials now. |
1.2500 |
0.13056 |
12 |
9 |
3 |
0 |
| 3011 |
Ratted out |
1.2500 |
0.17944 |
12 |
10 |
1 |
1 |
| 3012 |
No, it doesn't condition me! I'm just a corporate worker and always hungry! |
1.2500 |
0.13056 |
12 |
9 |
3 |
0 |
| 3013 |
I really enjoyed your work on alternatives to rodenticides, and was hoping we could further discuss your rationale over some moussaka . |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 3014 |
No, I’m sorry! It’s just— When they said I’d be working with mice... |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
| 3015 |
So your first task is to drink this liquid and write down all possible reactions. Cool? |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 3016 |
It’s an honor to finally work with you, Dr. Stilton... |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 3017 |
You may be surprised to know that rats have been a vital component of our lab for a long time. |
1.2500 |
0.13056 |
12 |
9 |
3 |
0 |
| 3018 |
I worked my way up the company pretty fast |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 3019 |
Here, Doctor, I made sure the test tubes were squeaky clean |
1.2500 |
0.17944 |
12 |
10 |
1 |
1 |
| 3020 |
I’m so excited to be apart of the study Dr. Fau-cheese! |
1.2500 |
0.17944 |
12 |
10 |
1 |
1 |
| 3021 |
I told you you’d never make it in the wild |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 3022 |
Of course I'm not suggesting you took the experimental enhancement medication yourself, Doctor. But the test mice also got bigger ears and were a little feisty before mealtime. Do you need a snack? |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 3023 |
Just another side effect from the new Covid-19 vaccine...but it’s nothing to worry about |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 3024 |
Our subjects have been complaining for years that they’ve felt underrepresented in management. |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 3025 |
the data shows that laser pointers are our most effective option |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 3026 |
Give me report on human number 28. |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 3027 |
Yes, my kids hate when I take my work home, too |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 3028 |
#mousertung, Mr |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 3029 |
I was just talking about you Dr. Mouse. The ear on your back must be ringing |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 3030 |
Oh wow, yeah I totally misunderstood when they said I’d be doing experiments with mice. |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 3031 |
Good morning mr. McKellogs, the lab humans are ready for you to start the experiment |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 3032 |
From the makers of Ratatouille come CheMousetry... |
1.2500 |
0.13056 |
12 |
9 |
3 |
0 |
| 3033 |
We still on for that escape room on Saturday? |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 3034 |
It’s nice to see you not under the microscope! |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 3035 |
It’s safe, we tested it on a human |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 3036 |
Who could imagine you leaving gastronomy, Rémy ... |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 3037 |
The human trial begins" |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 3038 |
Did you get new glasses? |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 3039 |
Doctor, who moved my cheese” |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 3040 |
I’m starving and I’m feeling trapped. Cheese sandwiches for lunch? |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 3041 |
Melinda, make sure Marketing confirms our definition of “cruelty-free” before we launch on Monday. |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 3042 |
Welcome. I’m sure you know your way around... |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 3043 |
I glad to announce the experiment was a success |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 3044 |
I’m going to burn this place to the ground. |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 3045 |
Respectfully, Tony, that disguise isn’t going to fool anyone. |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 3046 |
What do you mean that human testing is risky? |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 3047 |
And now, it is your turn to test the vaccine. |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 3048 |
Are you a man? Or are you a mouse?” “Yes. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
| 3049 |
I can’t believe we forgot the champagne.. |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 3050 |
Well professor, it seems that you are 65% Stuart Little, 25% Brain, and 20% Danger Mouse, and 10% Speedy Gonzales. |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 3051 |
This is for the one after Covid-19 |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 3052 |
The cheese was...underperforming. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
| 3053 |
Do you want to "Run the Maze" with me? |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 3054 |
We’re doing experiments on people this time, right? |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 3055 |
Oh so the experiment worked! |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 3056 |
There a mouse as a scientist hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha |
1.2500 |
0.17944 |
12 |
10 |
1 |
1 |
| 3057 |
I do think it’s odd that you insist testing everything on yourself first. |
1.2500 |
0.13056 |
12 |
9 |
3 |
0 |
| 3058 |
I’m quite certain you’ll find these artificial cheese flavorings quite realistic. |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 3059 |
Career plans are very solid here. |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 3060 |
Welcome to the team. Now remind me exactly which tests you remember us running on you. |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 3061 |
I like your tie Sam |
1.2500 |
0.13056 |
12 |
9 |
3 |
0 |
| 3062 |
You know test subject #3 with the red eyes? He finally asked me out! |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 3063 |
Yes, we accept referrals. |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 3064 |
I’m sure you understand |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 3065 |
Not that you care, but the tests weren’t done on humans |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 3066 |
Inside the labs at Purdue Pharma |
1.2381 |
0.09524 |
21 |
16 |
5 |
0 |
| 3067 |
As long as you don't masturbate on Zoom, the job is yours |
1.2308 |
0.12163 |
13 |
10 |
3 |
0 |
| 3068 |
I have to come clean...I never finished my PhD. |
1.2308 |
0.12163 |
13 |
10 |
3 |
0 |
| 3069 |
For tonight, I hope you are not allergic to cats, we have three huge ones. |
1.2308 |
0.16617 |
13 |
11 |
1 |
1 |
| 3070 |
Is that your halloween costume or are you finally coming out? |
1.2308 |
0.12163 |
13 |
10 |
3 |
0 |
| 3071 |
Dr. it will please you to know that we only use black mice for our experiments. |
1.2308 |
0.12163 |
13 |
10 |
3 |
0 |
| 3072 |
Ah' Micky, we ran out of rabbits! |
1.2308 |
0.12163 |
13 |
10 |
3 |
0 |
| 3073 |
So, you think you're the answer to the vaccine? |
1.2308 |
0.12163 |
13 |
10 |
3 |
0 |
| 3074 |
I have an extra room if you need a bed to sleep under. |
1.2308 |
0.12163 |
13 |
10 |
3 |
0 |
| 3075 |
But I created you. |
1.2308 |
0.16617 |
13 |
11 |
1 |
1 |
| 3076 |
I’m sorry, I think you may have misunderstood the position for which you’ve been hired. |
1.2308 |
0.12163 |
13 |
10 |
3 |
0 |
| 3077 |
Perfect! Now I don't have to kill you. |
1.2308 |
0.12163 |
13 |
10 |
3 |
0 |
| 3078 |
Excellent strategy Dr. Cheddar, we turn everyone into white rats and save a bundle on human testing. |
1.2308 |
0.12163 |
13 |
10 |
3 |
0 |
| 3079 |
what's your result.... I'm all ears. |
1.2308 |
0.16617 |
13 |
11 |
1 |
1 |
| 3080 |
No experimentation without representation? |
1.2308 |
0.12163 |
13 |
10 |
3 |
0 |
| 3081 |
There’s been a slight problem with your nephews. |
1.2308 |
0.12163 |
13 |
10 |
3 |
0 |
| 3082 |
&“Nice to finally meet you, Dr. Rhatfayce.” |
1.2308 |
0.12163 |
13 |
10 |
3 |
0 |
| 3083 |
With all due respect, a conflict of interest is not out of the question... |
1.2308 |
0.16617 |
13 |
11 |
1 |
1 |
| 3084 |
Are you sure there were no side effects in your last trial, Doctor? |
1.2308 |
0.12163 |
13 |
10 |
3 |
0 |
| 3085 |
We ended up with some over-sized rodents so we are not yet ready to move on to human testing. |
1.2308 |
0.12163 |
13 |
10 |
3 |
0 |
| 3086 |
When is the next batch of humans available for testing? |
1.2308 |
0.12163 |
13 |
10 |
3 |
0 |
| 3087 |
Charlton Heston was on to something. |
1.2308 |
0.12163 |
13 |
10 |
3 |
0 |
| 3088 |
No, I’m not trying your vaccine! |
1.2308 |
0.12163 |
13 |
10 |
3 |
0 |
| 3089 |
Unfortunately Mickey, this isn’t what we meant when we said we needed your brain on this” |
1.2308 |
0.12163 |
13 |
10 |
3 |
0 |
| 3090 |
I just love your blue cheese experiments!" "It's gorgonzola Sir. |
1.2308 |
0.12163 |
13 |
10 |
3 |
0 |
| 3091 |
I’m here about a mouse trap recall... |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3092 |
This covid vaccine has worked for you and the side effects are rather cute |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3093 |
You’re a mad man who thinks himself a god, Dr. Squeaks. You’ve separated conjoined twins, poured millions into eugenics studies and overseen illicit surgeries on the poor. And for what? An inconclusive paper called “Is Cheese Good?” |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3094 |
It feels good to be in the company of a fellow cheese lover. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3095 |
Looks like the Disneyfication of our research has started. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3096 |
Ah...The test subject becomes the master. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3097 |
You say you started here as a control group associate? |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3098 |
Welcome to the rat race. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3099 |
We were not aware that the rat we tested was your cousin Mel. I'm sorry for your loss. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3100 |
Let's examine one of your kids for a change |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3101 |
How do those glasses not fall off your face? |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3102 |
I'm flattered by your invitation but I 've already said yes to Mr. Rabbit. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3103 |
There may be a misunderstanding as to your job description. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3104 |
I’m starting to wonder if we’re in the control group. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3105 |
Let's flip for who takes the first shot. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3106 |
Most definitely a dog person. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3107 |
I did the maze last time....and, asking you is not racist! |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3108 |
Side effects, like hearing loss? Why do you ask? |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3109 |
Now that you mention it, I do see the family resemblance. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3110 |
The results are in. You have syphilis. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3111 |
If it came from Mickey, it’s gotta work. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3112 |
Im quitting because you embarrassed me when you called me "Mousey" |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3113 |
We've decided to go public with the drug now that both you and the President are taking it. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3114 |
Do you see any conflict of interest? |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3115 |
Sadly, I still feel very human... |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3116 |
Yes, doctor, i understand. First we'll give Dave and Stanley cancer then remove part of their brains and then see if they can run through a maze. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3117 |
Do you identify as transgenic? |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3118 |
If you're going to work here, you may want to reconsider your Halloween costume. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3119 |
Mice to... I mean nice to meet you... God, I knew I was gonna do that." |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3120 |
...And test tube number 4 decided your eye color... |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3121 |
It's okay, I used to work for Disney, so I'm used to a mouse for a boss. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3122 |
With the pressures surrounding qualifications of new STEM hires, I have been given wide latitude is assigning rôles here in the lab. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3123 |
Yes, I'm sure you do have a Ph.D but that doesn't mean you are guaranteed to be in the control group. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3124 |
....you appeared to be much smaller in your resume photo ,,,,,Been in testing long? |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3125 |
You say all of the lab animals have evolved and now you want ME to run the maze? |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3126 |
Congratulations Dr. Mus! Your grant application to Kraft was approved in the amount of two tons of Gouda!! |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3127 |
Don’t worry, it’s not a mousetrap. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3128 |
So I imagine that you could get used to this role reversal gig! |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3129 |
We were able to confirm your team's findings - the best laid plans of mice and men DO often go awry. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3130 |
Let me say again that it's an honor to work with someone for whom a whole race was named. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3131 |
Just remember, you stand on the shoulders of giants. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3132 |
You can’t say I didn’t warn you, Bob, not to drink this new potion |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3133 |
Wow, you found your way out of that maze in record time |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3134 |
Which one of us will Jeffrey Toobin masturbate to? |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3135 |
I'm sorry I got those labels mixed up. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3136 |
The new shipment of humans for medical research has just arrived, Doctor.” |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3137 |
Have you experienced any side effects? |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3138 |
How did you get interested in the genes controlling feline hunting behaviors? |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3139 |
So, are you ready to experience a possible burning sensation in or around the eyes? |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3140 |
Mendel, you gotta stop letting the work go to your head. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3141 |
Have you traveled out of the state? |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3142 |
I am cheesed to be working with you today. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3143 |
I |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3144 |
Due to your contributions, we have been able to create the next generation of mouse traps" |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3145 |
Well this is awkward... |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3146 |
I'm sorry, Dr. Roe Dent, but I just couldn't stand to see the poor little boy in a cage. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3147 |
Penicillin or Roquefort?” |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3148 |
Now we’ve proved the drug is safe for rodents, we should get White House approval. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3149 |
After going through all the mazes and experiments they put you through, I'm so glad you decided to continue in the medical field |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3150 |
‘’That’s great that you were born here.’ |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3151 |
No Charlie, I did not slip the vaccine into your milk again. What makes you think that? |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3152 |
I think we're finally at the stage where we can start testing the formula on mice... err... I mean cats, right professor? |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3153 |
So, the fly head and the fly arm are gone? |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3154 |
No, we are not testing cheese again. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3155 |
Side effects? What side effects? |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3156 |
Legal won’t let us say no animals were used in the making of the product. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3157 |
You used to be the maitre de at The Cheese Factory? |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3158 |
The good news is you tested negative to Covid 19 after using the experimental drug. Otherwise, you better get use to those big ears. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3159 |
I'll give you a tour of the lab. It's a bit of a maze. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3160 |
The lab is so happy to welcome you as the winner of the maze contest. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3161 |
You aren't a real doctor. You only play one on Disney+. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3162 |
Which one did you pour into your coffee, John? |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3163 |
As a matter of fact, Professor Algernon, I was working on a new flour for you. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3164 |
Obviously, the initial round of testing exceeded our wildest expectations. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3165 |
Welcome to our lab Mr. Ratman. Anything I can get for you before we start the studies? How about a cheese platter or a peanut butter sandwich? |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3166 |
I'm just going to get approval, go to the FDA, and RUN for my life. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3167 |
We're working on a vaccine to help jeffrey toobin. What a dick. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3168 |
And we’re already approved for phase three feline testing. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3169 |
They would only go so far as to guarantee that no biped mice were used in the testing. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3170 |
So I just sign right here and you'll forget about what I did to your ancestors? |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3171 |
You say you've already tested it out on yourself? |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3172 |
And do you have much experience studying Human Growth Hormone? |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3173 |
It's a mouse! Can't you see? |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3174 |
The human trials have been so promising we're ready to move on to mice. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3175 |
Please,don't ratsplain |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3176 |
So, you said you're from around here? |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3177 |
The clip board
adds a nice touch but is overkill for the maze contest |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3178 |
When I said 'I'm all ears' I simply meant that you have my undivided attention. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3179 |
I advise you not to participate in Bring Your Child to Work Day. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3180 |
NEXT ? |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3181 |
Professor, this proves your genetics theory! |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3182 |
Wait, you want WHO to get in the cage? |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3183 |
You’re too late. We have gone to human trials |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3184 |
Congratulations solving the maze, we now would like you to come up with a vaccine. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3185 |
Frankly, I feel bad for the poor bastards who were in the control group. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3186 |
When I requested their smartest lab mouse, I guess they weren't playing around! |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3187 |
Your wife left a message, Dr. Little. She's going to late for dinner again, something about her personal trainer. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3188 |
Not a creature was stirring. Not even a mouse. Our magnetic stirrer does that. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3189 |
You'll be amazed by the results! |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3190 |
Nice report, but I still think you killed Dr. Green and assumed his identity. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3191 |
Anything new with the gene replacement tests? |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3192 |
You're going to hate this next part. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3193 |
You look familiar, only a lot taller! |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3194 |
So was that a skim latte you wanted? |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3195 |
As your choice for chief scientist in your company, I’m afraid I can’t reveal my position on using mice in drug trials. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3196 |
Perhaps we should step outside. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3197 |
Yes sir, it will most definitely be a triple blind placebo controlled trial. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3198 |
I’m sure it will be okay this time Dr. Mortimer. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3199 |
The results were amazing. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3200 |
H.R.' s been getting complaints you're getting to familiar with your patients. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3201 |
If it’s safe for humans, it’s safe for anything. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3202 |
My apologies, Professor, you are right. I absolutely did say in my application that I had worked with mice before. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3203 |
Of course, we won't publish until we know that the vaccine is successful in mice. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3204 |
How were we to know that the cheese was radioactive? |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3205 |
Of course I followed all of the testing protocols. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3206 |
Good morning, Mister Biddles. Congratulations on the big promotion. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3207 |
Sorry, old expression. How about better, cheaper BEAR trap? |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3208 |
This office is quite ratty. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3209 |
You're absolutely right! We should have considered titling our thesis, "Of Men and Mice!" |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3210 |
Finance is questioning the amount of the budget line item “Cheese for Mazes”. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3211 |
I want to say four, but that may be my privilege talking. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3212 |
It is really just a prototype of a new pencil holder |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3213 |
Let me introduce you to our lab cats first. We are anticipating lots of excitement. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3214 |
No, we won’t be testing on mice in these vaccine trials. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3215 |
When they called for more diversity in the workplace this isn't exactly what I had in mind. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3216 |
I must say, these are our best laid plans yet! |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3217 |
I love roquefort too! We have a lot in common. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3218 |
Won't we need the mallet to play? |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3219 |
Excuse me Sir, could you help me find the cafeteria? |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3220 |
We'll have you back to being a lawyer in only 22 more treatments. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3221 |
I knew it was carried by rats, but I had no idea the rats were so handsome. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3222 |
Whatever you do don’t drink any of it again. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3223 |
Professor, something has gone terribly wrong. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3224 |
The big question became, "Men, or mice?" So we eliminated men. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3225 |
And, finally, the student becomes the teacher. Well done, Melvin, well done. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3226 |
I think you'll be tickled by a little mix-up in the experiment. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3227 |
The human subjects showed no ill-effects. Now we're ready to test it on mice. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3228 |
Of course not. But we do have white people we can test it on. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3229 |
Professor, our Swiss colleagues await our test results but I’m feeling trapped by the time constraints. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3230 |
As soon as you finished your first maze I knew you were exceptional. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3231 |
Doctor, given our human subjects, it looks like stupidity is most prominent in the "Non Mask" control group. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3232 |
After exhaustive animal testing we have finally discovered a drug for empathy" |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3233 |
Yes, doctor, the trials are a success and I guarantee we will have a vaccine by Election Day! |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3234 |
Did you forget to wash your hands ? |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3235 |
Wilbur, 'wear masks' doesn't mean a Halloween disguise!"
Happy Halloween New Yorker Readers: |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3236 |
I see you've come a long way since that first maze. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3237 |
M.I.T., we thought M.I.C.K.E.Y. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3238 |
I meant no offense, we all consider ourselves lab rats. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3239 |
Maybe we can say improved hearing is one of the benefits? |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3240 |
Dr. Skinner would be sooo proud of you. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3241 |
So you think we're weeks away from a cheese flavored vaccine? |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3242 |
I believe you misunderstood the ad... |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3243 |
No worries Doc Micky. Your test results are not in yet. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3244 |
I know you're the lead reseacher, but would you mind drinking this? |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3245 |
You really worked your way up the ladder, from lab rat to lab supervisor. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3246 |
I'm glad your bite is better, but you might want to look in the mirror. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3247 |
Other than the obvious physical reaction, your cheese injection therapy is a smashing success. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3248 |
Which lab did you say you were from? |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3249 |
Well the third tube will give you a child who’s eyes are commensurate with his ears, which would be a good thing, if you don’t mind me saying Sir. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3250 |
I suppose we could try cats as a testing population... |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3251 |
I'm glad you found your way to the lab. This building is a bit of a maze. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3252 |
At any rate, we’d better update the list of side effects. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3253 |
While I understand where you are coming from, can you please not make Fred run the maze again. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3254 |
Human survival data suggests the cheese is now safe for mice. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3255 |
We have made a breakthrough with todays Lab Rat! |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3256 |
We weren't able to get any cats for the next round of tests, but your parents aren't showing any side-effects so far, Doctor. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3257 |
Dr. Marcus, about that reverse transcriptase formulation you volunteered to take... |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3258 |
If only you were willing to be more experimental." |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3259 |
The good news is there was only ONE side effect. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3260 |
It depends ... what would you consider significant side effects? |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3261 |
Yes you came in first |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3262 |
They won’t remember the side effects. They’ll remember you bravely tried it on yourself. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3263 |
Amazing: we got it right. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3264 |
I have your results from the maze run, doctor. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3265 |
We're still working on it, sir. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3266 |
I’d like to see some more data before moving to the human trials. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3267 |
Do you want to be the first test case again? |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3268 |
I know it's my turn, but I'm going to try a different a different serum. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3269 |
And all trial subjects died . . . so,
you might or might not
want to reconsider before manufacturing. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3270 |
I hear you started in the maze & worked your way up! |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3271 |
Perhaps this time we'll start the trial in humans. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3272 |
We don't need any more lab rats at this time. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3273 |
Boy, that last meeting was a maze, eh! |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3274 |
Does this lab coat make my ears look big? |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3275 |
I know I'm your manager, but please stop referring to me as "the big cheese" |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3276 |
You're the only one on time...everyone else is having trouble navigating the maze of hallways." |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3277 |
Yes, as soon as he finds his way out of the maze |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3278 |
As a lab rat you of all people should appreciate my work ethic |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3279 |
You live here but it's time for me to go home.
Cal Bellamy
Munster, IN |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3280 |
Teenage Mutant Science Mouse |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3281 |
So here's the elevator pitch: I'm Grace, and you and I live in a maze. But what do we call it? |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3282 |
Yes, I remember him. Your cousin was he? |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3283 |
So,corporate told me you’re already familiar with most of our test subjects. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3284 |
Are you really hiring a "big cheese" or is this just a "trap? |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3285 |
Side effects aside, it looks like the accelerated COVID vaccine is quite successful. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3286 |
Yessir, I know “the Chief” wants to be able to announce a successful vaccine on or prior to November 3rd, but really, isn’t November 4th close enough??? |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3287 |
Good news! Rats make for more reliable researchers. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3288 |
You make me feel like a natural woman. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3289 |
They say we first have to try it on a mouse. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3290 |
The first round of results might make your wife get rid of all the mirrors in your house for your own sanity. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3291 |
And of course you'll have your own maze. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3292 |
We’ve done it!...created the first real life live filter...I want to be a cat |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3293 |
Now who's the boss? |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3294 |
Yes Dr. Algernon, the seeds are coming along nicely |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3295 |
Yes, since the intellect serum worked on you, we should definitely move to stage two, a QAnon test group. # |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3296 |
I don’t think we are quite ready for human trials. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3297 |
OMG, you've probably been involved with so many wonderful experiments! |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3298 |
Thank you for your invaluable work. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3299 |
Dr. Squeak-Squeak, I know you and the rest of rodent-kind is eager to make up for spreading the last plague...but we can’t rush this vaccine. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3300 |
Need more human samples to test the vaccines before rats can take it |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3301 |
The results are in... and rats! |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3302 |
Have you been listening to anything I’ve been saying |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3303 |
Can you explain again why there was no reward in the maze today? |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3304 |
There wasn’t much I could do for your cousin, but America... maybe. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3305 |
I know you probably get asked this a lot, but what was it like working with Pinky? |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3306 |
I heard that in America social mobility was fast but I didn't think it was on that level. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3307 |
Glad you finally got promoted after all these years |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3308 |
Well done, Jerry! Sure you deserved this promotion when you insisted to start the maze from the end of it! |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3309 |
Your methodology seems a bit Micky Mouse |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3310 |
Sorry about before when I tried to grow a human ear on your back. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3311 |
Congratulations! Our application for producing generic Cialis just came through. Unfortunately we have no good news on the cancer research Grants. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3312 |
No, the email did not find me well. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3313 |
At least now you will stand out on Tinder |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3314 |
Normaly we do the experiments on the mice. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3315 |
‘Certainly, doctor. Guinea pigs will do just fine.’ |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3316 |
Thank you for the chance to work for you in the first laboratory that achieved equality between animals and humans. We can all learn so much from each other‘s experience in this particular field. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3317 |
The garden hedge-maze is almost ready |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3318 |
And to think— in college we used to be ‘Gym Rats’! |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3319 |
I’ll let your advisor know you dressed the part for your lab intern interview. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3320 |
Ugh Mickey keeps calling for when the vaccine will be complete. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3321 |
Lab Rat actually is pretty derogatory, Glenda. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3322 |
Cat got your tongue, Doctor? |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3323 |
It's all ready for your test with humans |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3324 |
Next, you sign the NDA and we shrink you back. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3325 |
You’ve come a very long way from the maze, doctor. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3326 |
Sir, I’m pretty sure we can make better use of our time instead of fermenting cheese. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
| 3327 |
We've asked for your assessment, as we're required to use lab mice to evaluate new vaccines. |
1.2143 |
0.11380 |
14 |
11 |
3 |
0 |
| 3328 |
Did you hear what I just said? |
1.2143 |
0.11380 |
14 |
11 |
3 |
0 |
| 3329 |
Good results on humans, OK to try on mice |
1.2143 |
0.11380 |
14 |
11 |
3 |
0 |
| 3330 |
It seems the Covid vaccine has had some unanticipated side effects on volunteers, Doctor. |
1.2143 |
0.15473 |
14 |
12 |
1 |
1 |
| 3331 |
Just because your father worked here, that doesn’t qualify you to do my job, Adam. |
1.2143 |
0.11380 |
14 |
11 |
3 |
0 |
| 3332 |
Some unexpected behaviors are observed in Universe 26 |
1.2143 |
0.11380 |
14 |
11 |
3 |
0 |
| 3333 |
I thought this whole CRISPR thing was bogus,but you convinced me. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3334 |
Well, this is a little awkward... |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3335 |
For this experiment we need:
-cheese
-lab cat
-microscope
... |
1.2000 |
0.13333 |
10 |
8 |
2 |
0 |
| 3336 |
I understand members of your family work at the lab. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3337 |
Narf, Brain, is that a slide rule in your pocket, or are you going to try to change me back to Pinky, again? |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3338 |
Why, do I look like a cat person? |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3339 |
Doctor Mouseman, did you let the rats out?" |
1.2000 |
0.10690 |
15 |
12 |
3 |
0 |
| 3340 |
Until just now I wouldn’t have specified any contra-indications... |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3341 |
I've cloned cheddar. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3342 |
You'd be amazed what we can train lab mice to do. |
1.2000 |
0.13333 |
10 |
8 |
2 |
0 |
| 3343 |
Yes Doctor,the Mouse King clones will be ready for this year's "Nutcrackers". |
1.2000 |
0.13333 |
10 |
8 |
2 |
0 |
| 3344 |
Your career arc is an inspiration to us all. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3345 |
Animal rights groups have started complaining about our using cats as subjects. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3346 |
The white ones still think they'll get better cheese if they kiss the ass of the orange one.” |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3347 |
Am I to understand you make rat poison here ? |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3348 |
Your 10 o'clock is still on the exercise wheel |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3349 |
I still haven't figured out why the plural for "house" isn't "hice" |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3350 |
When I read it, I beat a path to your door." |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3351 |
For the final step in our interview, I'll take you out back to the maze. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3352 |
We should probably make this quick, Dr. Algernon. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3353 |
Time for exchange of roles in the lab. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3354 |
There's a house of mirrors on Coney Island that makes a grilled cheese that is amazing! |
1.2000 |
0.13333 |
10 |
8 |
2 |
0 |
| 3355 |
Here are the pellets you asked for, Dr. Skinner. |
1.2000 |
0.13333 |
10 |
8 |
2 |
0 |
| 3356 |
HR says experimenting on your nephew is considered nepotism. |
1.2000 |
0.13333 |
10 |
8 |
2 |
0 |
| 3357 |
So if I find a cure for cancer, I get a piece of cheese. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3358 |
I'd like to meet the big cheese |
1.2000 |
0.13333 |
10 |
8 |
2 |
0 |
| 3359 |
I think one of the side effects is a headache. What about you, Ted? |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3360 |
Were you part of that experiment on growth hormones we did a couple of years ago? |
1.2000 |
0.13333 |
10 |
8 |
2 |
0 |
| 3361 |
It appears that the drug trial is achieving positive results |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3362 |
Yes, once again, I am very interested in which one is the cheesiest |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3363 |
It’s fair to say that your progress in the trial has far exceeded our expectations. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3364 |
Really? You're considering me as a subject for your next series of tests? I'm amazed! |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3365 |
OK, Yes, found you. Here to build a better mouse trap? |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3366 |
Sir,please get on the table whenever you are ready. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3367 |
I left a nasty note in the faculty lounge for whomever keeps gnawing a hole in my lunch bag. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
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| 3368 |
Now you’re a fine specimen. |
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4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3369 |
But the public won't accept a mouse vaccine |
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5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3370 |
So you're trying your homemade vaccine? |
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5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3371 |
We women have come a long way, but you rats haven’t done badly either. |
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| 3372 |
Disney tryouts are on 5. |
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4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3373 |
We're working on an increase in the cheese budget as we speak. |
1.2000 |
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5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3374 |
You're right. "Build a Better Mousetrap" was a poor choice of words |
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4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3375 |
The lab assistants are all running the maze |
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5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3376 |
Your story is an inspiration to me. |
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5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3377 |
I believe in Science, but a giant mouse in a lab coat and a tie that doesn’t match, not so much. |
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4 |
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0 |
| 3378 |
Congratulations on your promotion, sir. No, no hard feelings at all that I was passed over yet again. I’ve become quite accustomed to working for rats. |
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| 3379 |
Congratulations, your vaccine works great on mice. |
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8 |
2 |
0 |
| 3380 |
Its a promotion! Now YOU get to choose which of your relatives gets the virus and who gets the placebo. |
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8 |
2 |
0 |
| 3381 |
Well, I guess I understand why you choose to use "squeak" as your pronoun now. |
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4 |
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0 |
| 3382 |
Well, I just assumed that, you being a laboratory rat, you'd want to participate in our trial. |
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4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3383 |
You have been promoted to the level of your incompetence |
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5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3384 |
This time we should swap out the cheese with poison. |
1.2000 |
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5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3385 |
Many ears of research went into developing this vaccine. |
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5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3386 |
Would Reparations be a good place to start this conversation? |
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5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3387 |
Well, I suppose when it is done for science, no, I don't consider it genocide. |
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4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3388 |
Well this certainly wasn't hypothesized! |
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5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3389 |
You're fired, young lady. No mask, no job. |
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5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3390 |
Congratulations on your promotion from lab subject to lab manager. We've gold plated your running wheel as a memento. |
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5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3391 |
Results confirm your eyesight is worse but hearing's magnified, and split ends can cross species. |
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5 |
4 |
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0 |
| 3392 |
Well, at least we found you didn't have any of those Neanderthal
genes! |
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5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3393 |
Finally, Professor, we've had a rodent problem here lately and you should stay away from bait traps. |
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| 3394 |
I have great news for you! You have been selected for the clinical trial! |
1.2000 |
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8 |
2 |
0 |
| 3395 |
So your parents met working at a laboratory too? |
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5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3396 |
We have found your anti-mousetrap vaccine, Mr. Stewart. |
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5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3397 |
I'm checking for rodent infestation, |
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5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3398 |
And to think - only a few weeks ago you couldn't even find the cheese. |
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5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3399 |
Yes, I know - so far we've only tested it on humans. |
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4 |
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0 |
| 3400 |
I come from a long line of contributors who committed their lives to science |
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4 |
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0 |
| 3401 |
I’m kind of a big cheese around here. |
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| 3402 |
Are you ready to go observe the human corn maze behaviors? |
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4 |
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0 |
| 3403 |
Thanks for the offer, but the reason I chose academia was to avoid the rat race. |
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4 |
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0 |
| 3404 |
Preliminary results confirm that the transplant cells are working. Now we have to see if the changes are permanent. |
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| 3405 |
I hear you like to try the new vaccines on yourself first! |
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4 |
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0 |
| 3406 |
It's an honor -- I've followed your work ever since you went after that cheese when the bell rang. |
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4 |
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0 |
| 3407 |
We are cetainly glad to have you running the program,your expertise in logistics has proven to be priceless! |
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4 |
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0 |
| 3408 |
Congratulations! You're the first to make it through the Harvard maze. |
1.2000 |
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4 |
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0 |
| 3409 |
We are amazed by your experience! |
1.2000 |
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5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3410 |
I bet you get a lot of “Lab rat” jokes |
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4 |
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0 |
| 3411 |
We found that White House staffers preferred Big Macs. |
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4 |
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0 |
| 3412 |
Are they organic? |
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| 3413 |
You don't think we should try it on cat genes next? |
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4 |
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0 |
| 3414 |
Sir, you signed a Release! |
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5 |
4 |
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| 3415 |
97% of subjects with no trace of disease and minimal side effects! Why must you insist on delaying the human trials? |
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4 |
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0 |
| 3416 |
Sorry but I wasn't working on the covid vaccine. |
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0 |
| 3417 |
God’s plan for me was to be a scientist. |
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4 |
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0 |
| 3418 |
Honestly, I meant 'lab rat' in a good way. |
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4 |
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0 |
| 3419 |
It improves the longevity of mice by 50%, Boss! |
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4 |
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0 |
| 3420 |
Have you been assigned to a maze? |
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5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3421 |
I’m so glad you took this job. You’re much more qualified than the guinea pig we interviewed. |
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5 |
4 |
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0 |
| 3422 |
So, how's that big maze called life treating you? |
1.2000 |
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5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3423 |
A little game, sir? Which test tube holds brain sections from your niece? |
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5 |
4 |
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0 |
| 3424 |
Could you bing a nice cheese to the lab potluck? |
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5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3425 |
On the plus side, it cures the virus. |
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4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3426 |
Another CRISPR triumph. Mice with human hubris! |
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| 3427 |
Really, Mickey, I'm flattered but that's an inappropriate question to ask me. |
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0 |
| 3428 |
I finished the maze. |
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4 |
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0 |
| 3429 |
Your assignment is to find your car in the parking garage before the gates close. |
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4 |
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0 |
| 3430 |
Yes. The antidote for the perfect mousetrap will be ready before the election. |
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4 |
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0 |
| 3431 |
I've affirmed the benefits of a cheese only diet. |
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4 |
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0 |
| 3432 |
I bet you also had to be twice as smart as the men. |
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4 |
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| 3433 |
You say we should test it on humans first before we test it on mice to make sure it's safe? I don't think so Dr. Wrat. |
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| 3434 |
I dreamed that you turned into an ostrich. Is that weird or what? |
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4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3435 |
You will be working with some relatives on this project. |
1.2000 |
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5 |
4 |
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0 |
| 3436 |
All the time you spent in the maze sure paid off. |
1.2000 |
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4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3437 |
You've been watching way too much Disney+ |
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| 3438 |
Decided to skip the mice, eh? |
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| 3439 |
Good news! It’s been okayed to use pharmaceutical executives as test subjects. |
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4 |
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0 |
| 3440 |
“Since almost all of the genes in mice share functions with the genes in humans. I‘m excited to see what the results will be in regards to who has the stronger nose for food” |
1.2000 |
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4 |
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0 |
| 3441 |
Yeah maybe I didn’t understand ‘Flowers For Algernon’ as well I thought I did” |
1.2000 |
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5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3442 |
Are there any side effects to that new formula. |
1.2000 |
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4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3443 |
So where is this maze you want me to investigate? |
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| 3444 |
I think I know what went wrong. |
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| 3445 |
When you escaped that maze, I knew you had potential. |
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4 |
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0 |
| 3446 |
Congratulations on your promotion. Perhaps we can let bygones by bygones? |
1.2000 |
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4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3447 |
I need you to focus on the details, and stop asking about cheese. |
1.2000 |
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4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3448 |
Thanks, Algernon. |
1.2000 |
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4 |
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0 |
| 3449 |
So you said you have relatives who work here? |
1.2000 |
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4 |
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0 |
| 3450 |
I still can't marry you, Phillip. |
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4 |
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| 3451 |
We’re proud to be the first vaccine team to commit to complete inclusion and equity in our research protocols. |
1.2000 |
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4 |
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| 3452 |
Mild effects then. I would cross that out” |
1.2000 |
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4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3453 |
This is not about you. |
1.2000 |
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4 |
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0 |
| 3454 |
Welcome to the department! I have a little experiment I'd like you to run. |
1.2000 |
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5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3455 |
The experimental monoclonal antibody treatment seems to be working, I think it is ready for clinical trials. |
1.2000 |
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4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3456 |
Are you speaking as a scientist or as a rat? |
1.2000 |
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4 |
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0 |
| 3457 |
I'm sure your appointment will show our commitment to diversification. |
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4 |
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0 |
| 3458 |
Before Mickey Mouse met Disney |
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4 |
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0 |
| 3459 |
Ok, Dr. Salk, just drink these and we can call it a night. |
1.2000 |
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4 |
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| 3460 |
I think we're ready for human trials. |
1.2000 |
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4 |
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0 |
| 3461 |
Before we go ahead with it anyway, we want you to know how important your concerns are to the shareholders. |
1.2000 |
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| 3462 |
The lab results should determine if you're a man or a mouse. |
1.2000 |
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4 |
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0 |
| 3463 |
The human trial is showing the drug to be too risky for mice. |
1.2000 |
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4 |
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0 |
| 3464 |
It's funny because normally I'd be testing on you and now I'm testing with you! |
1.2000 |
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4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3465 |
My last dissertation advisor was a jackass. |
1.2000 |
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4 |
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0 |
| 3466 |
Well, I guess we might be able to conduct this experiment on... humans. |
1.2000 |
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4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3467 |
No, I love experimental mice. I adopted 129 of them. |
1.2000 |
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4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3468 |
I'd like to use the phrase "Cruelty to Humans" as a slogan. |
1.2000 |
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4 |
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0 |
| 3469 |
Congratulations! You've been awarded a MacArthur 'Cheesiness' Grant. |
1.2000 |
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4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3470 |
Hope you don't mind if we pay you in redeemable tickets. |
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| 3471 |
If I test these samples on myself, I’ll turn into a lab rat too. |
1.2000 |
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4 |
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0 |
| 3472 |
When I said genetically modified mouse, I didn't mean that...ummm...you know... |
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| 3473 |
I was told there's an opening for a mousey lab assistant. |
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4 |
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0 |
| 3474 |
Thank you selecting me. I'd love to help but I'm lactose-intolerant. |
1.2000 |
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4 |
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0 |
| 3475 |
I like the new look, Dr. McNewlook. |
1.2000 |
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4 |
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0 |
| 3476 |
Unfortunately, you were part of the control group. Your tumor implant will continue to metastasize unabated. |
1.2000 |
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4 |
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0 |
| 3477 |
Rodent Rights? Yes, Mickey |
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4 |
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0 |
| 3478 |
You're not the first rat bastard I've worked with - but you are the first I could say that to without repercussion. |
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| 3479 |
So it looks like the vaccine isn’t safe for humans. |
1.2000 |
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4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3480 |
So really, what are you, a man or a mouse? |
1.2000 |
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4 |
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0 |
| 3481 |
I'm here to investigate a potential conflict of interest. |
1.2000 |
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4 |
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0 |
| 3482 |
And, uh, I am pleased to tell you, we will be doing experiments here only on people. |
1.2000 |
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4 |
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0 |
| 3483 |
We should have the vaccine done by this summer sir |
1.2000 |
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4 |
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0 |
| 3484 |
I know what you mean, they often joke that my husband is a gym rat. |
1.2000 |
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4 |
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0 |
| 3485 |
Professor I signed up to participate in the maze experiment. Any tips? |
1.2000 |
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4 |
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0 |
| 3486 |
Been using yourself as test subject again I see. |
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| 3487 |
The test results confirm what I thought -- you're a rat. |
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| 3488 |
GREAT NEWS, PROFESSOR, THEY APPROVED THE FINAL TEST OF THE VACCINE, AND YOUR REQUEST FOR 50 POUNDS OF ROQUEFORT CHEESE! |
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0 |
| 3489 |
And how is your hearing now? |
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| 3490 |
Good morning, Dr. LaBrat. |
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| 3491 |
I've been told you used to be a experimental specimen here. |
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| 3492 |
I hope my work reflects well on my species. |
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| 3493 |
Nice to see how your career has evolved. |
1.2000 |
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4 |
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0 |
| 3494 |
Great news, Mick! They're letting us resume animal testing. |
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| 3495 |
I Would say that the experiment went well, Peanut! |
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| 3496 |
Mr Labrat get your team to drink all four, and tell us the side effects. |
1.2000 |
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0 |
| 3497 |
No, I don't think anyone will notice those side effects. |
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| 3498 |
I suppose we should no longer call you "Squeaker." |
1.2000 |
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| 3499 |
You were right - once we added hydroxychloroquine to the formula, you recovered and accomplished the maze in record time. There was one side-effect however.... |
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| 3500 |
Please don’t be annoyed. You did make it through the maze. I can’t help it that our funding can’t support cheese. |
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| 3501 |
Didn't we meet in a 1950's New Yorker cartoon? |
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| 3502 |
Uh...the good news is that the mouse DNA cocktail worked... |
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| 3503 |
Your Coronavirus experiment to eliminate all cats has gone horribly wrong.” |
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| 3504 |
As I recall, I volunteered as a researcher, not a subject... |
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| 3505 |
I think we're really close. Oh ... I can't wait to look normal, like you. |
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| 3506 |
Rats! the results are in |
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| 3507 |
I just don't think that there's much demand for cloning cartoon mascots. |
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| 3508 |
Yes, doctor, the results of the study are in. Kraft mac & cheese is the cheesiest. |
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| 3509 |
I don’t think you’re going to like this idea, but I think we should both get into the machine again. |
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| 3510 |
Obviously Mr. President we in an experimental phase and cannot predict all consequences IjpbXSwiY250IjowLCJtYXgiOjQsImV4cCI6MjAyMDEwfQ.yAL3k14HSF_tpIYStFXcy1l59cWK1zPsrZgPavqH4Os |
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| 3511 |
If you’re still alive, we’ll have to redesign the drug. |
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| 3512 |
Hee, hee, a minor glitch, sir. I'll get right on it. Cheese? |
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| 3513 |
So you graduated from Jackson Labs? I think you'll be perfect here. |
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| 3514 |
You really are a lab rat. |
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| 3515 |
I was thinking Ratatouille for lunch today. |
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| 3516 |
So you gave up the rat race and became a lab rat? |
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| 3517 |
I’m wouldn’t say I’m completely against experimenting with mice... |
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| 3518 |
Yeah, yeah, you’re a lab rat, but did you hear about the zoom meeting? |
1.2000 |
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| 3519 |
I'm sorry. We’ve reserved our cheese for our subjects. |
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| 3520 |
The vaccine works great on humans, but that doesn’t always translate to success with mice. |
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0 |
| 3521 |
Surfs up! |
1.2000 |
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8 |
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0 |
| 3522 |
Nice to meet you Doctor Souris. SO, IT IS TRUE! The lunatics ARE running the asylum. |
1.2000 |
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10 |
8 |
2 |
0 |
| 3523 |
The good news is we finished our testing. The bad news is your family is now a lot smaller. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3524 |
I think your hypothesis that cats can fly is false, but let’s put it to the test anyway. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3525 |
This is not what I expected when they told me I’d be working with lab rats. |
1.2000 |
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5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3526 |
Not to put too fine a point on this, but mice ARE
NOT people too. |
1.2000 |
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5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3527 |
You're not lactose intolerant, are you? |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3528 |
Should we Tik Tok this? |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3529 |
..so side-effects include headaches, nausea and an insatiable appetite for cheese |
1.2000 |
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5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3530 |
You wouldn't believe where I started at this place. |
1.2000 |
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8 |
2 |
0 |
| 3531 |
I still wonder why I get threats because we experimentize together. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3532 |
Good news! Your maze is ready! |
1.2000 |
0.13333 |
10 |
8 |
2 |
0 |
| 3533 |
I think I'll wait until we test the vaccine a little longer. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3534 |
All living things are intelligent ... but these viruses seem even smarter ... how did they escape from the cage? |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3535 |
Yes, promising results, but I’m not sure I’d say “absolutely no side effects.” |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3536 |
Congratulations, you passed the maze exam. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3537 |
It looks like the messenger RNA sent your DNA the wrong message, Professor. |
1.2000 |
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5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3538 |
For the umpteenth time. No! I don't know who moved your cheese. So, quit asking! |
1.2000 |
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5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3539 |
The 'Become a Doctor' serum worked perfectly! |
1.2000 |
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5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3540 |
Ultimate, over six decades a remarkable increase in micropenis"
This is especially important if there's a lot of belly fat. Measure from the base to the end of the tip.9.32 cm (3.67in)
"What size condom do you need?"
Covid 19
PPP's |
1.2000 |
0.13333 |
10 |
8 |
2 |
0 |
| 3541 |
Yes, Professor Crowe's Quantative Chemistry 103, second semester, but sorry, I just don't recall meeting you in the class. |
1.2000 |
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5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3542 |
I think we've discovered how to shrink the cats. |
1.2000 |
0.13333 |
10 |
8 |
2 |
0 |
| 3543 |
Congratulations on your promotion from lab specimen to research lab assistant |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3544 |
If you think there was something wrong with the cheese I used, then I suggest that next time you make your own damn sandwich. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3545 |
We will test on humans first before giving it to mice. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3546 |
I'm gonna need a bigger maze. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3547 |
I am a bit embarrassed to say but our study found that humans really do like cheese |
1.2000 |
0.13333 |
10 |
8 |
2 |
0 |
| 3548 |
Surely you can appreciate the unintended consequences of gene splicing. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3549 |
Any progress on the rodenticide project? |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3550 |
Dr. Jerry, I'm sure the results of our latest study on evolution will come as no surprise to you. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3551 |
It seems like only yesterday that you were in one of those test tubes. |
1.2000 |
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5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3552 |
It's this maze of regulations...we think you can help. |
1.2000 |
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5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3553 |
I was actually up for the same job... It's fine.
Honestly, I am just glad they promoted from within. |
1.2000 |
0.13333 |
10 |
8 |
2 |
0 |
| 3554 |
Rats, my experiment failed. Oops, I mean . . . darn! |
1.2000 |
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5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3555 |
And the best part if is we add this to catnip they'll never know what hit them. |
1.2000 |
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15 |
12 |
3 |
0 |
| 3556 |
I’m sorry, we were expecting the House Doctor not the... |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3557 |
So, by mixing the mouse urine, the hydroxy chloroquine and the 10% solution of that special drinkable bleach won't cure the Covid-19, but it tastes great and it should sell well for Halloween? WINNER!... I'll call marketing right away. |
1.2000 |
0.13333 |
10 |
8 |
2 |
0 |
| 3558 |
wow- the rat's got it right!!! |
1.2000 |
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5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3559 |
All the trials were successful, Doctor. The roquefort cultures could win you the Nobel prize. |
1.2000 |
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5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3560 |
What maze? I know you're amazing! But no, a maze? Afraid not. Cheese, I mean jeez, I don't know where you get such ideas! |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3561 |
Rats as test subjects? Of course not. Why do you ask? |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3562 |
I'm sorry sir, but you don't meet our diversity profile for this experiment. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3563 |
You must be one of the new researchers. Would you be Mr. Mauskopf, by any chance? |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3564 |
I'm in charge now Lady!! |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3565 |
It was tested as safe in mi, er lab animals. |
1.2000 |
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5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3566 |
It was kind of a real cheesy peer review. |
1.2000 |
0.13333 |
10 |
8 |
2 |
0 |
| 3567 |
Well, of COURSE I'm staring at your ears! May I...? |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3568 |
No offence, but this is not what I expected when I asked for a lab rat. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3569 |
Well, the good news is, they’re changing me into an animal, too; the bad news is, it’s a cat. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3570 |
The lab trials went so well, we're delighted to welcome you to the team. |
1.2000 |
0.13333 |
10 |
8 |
2 |
0 |
| 3571 |
Do you identify as mouse or rodent? |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3572 |
In Queso emergency, I pray to Cheeseus |
1.2000 |
0.13333 |
10 |
8 |
2 |
0 |
| 3573 |
Ion do, so sorry. It’s not about appropriate dress. You’re a rodent. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3574 |
Allow me to finish. |
1.2000 |
0.13333 |
10 |
8 |
2 |
0 |
| 3575 |
Thanks for participating in our vaccine protocol. Sorry about that. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3576 |
Congratulations Algernon! Too bad Charlie isn't here with us to celebrate today. |
1.2000 |
0.13333 |
10 |
8 |
2 |
0 |
| 3577 |
Yes Professor Rat, your discovery is amazing, but is it original? |
1.2000 |
0.13333 |
10 |
8 |
2 |
0 |
| 3578 |
Dr. Cheese, you snuck up on me. You're quiet as a ... |
1.2000 |
0.13333 |
10 |
8 |
2 |
0 |
| 3579 |
The lab rats are getting restless, what should I do? |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3580 |
Sorry, we're not taking lab rat applicants until further notice. |
1.2000 |
0.13333 |
10 |
8 |
2 |
0 |
| 3581 |
You'll be happy to know we have found the formula for catnaps! |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3582 |
We have noted that you run the maze significantly faster with the Gruyere than the Stilton! |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3583 |
Let’s just use a chipmunk |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3584 |
Are you related to Mrs. Frisby? |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3585 |
What did one lab rat say to the other? |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3586 |
I know we're not supposed to talk about this, but I'll tell you my salary if you tell me yours. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3587 |
Yes sir, the former head of cancer research is being prepped for dissection. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3588 |
Remember when you used to run in that wheel, or get out of a maze. |
1.2000 |
0.13333 |
10 |
8 |
2 |
0 |
| 3589 |
I told you it was over. Why does it matter he is a cat? |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3590 |
Excrement occurs. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3591 |
Oh doctor,things are evolving so fast |
1.2000 |
0.13333 |
10 |
8 |
2 |
0 |
| 3592 |
It’s all coming together, doctor. The CDC confirmed no side effects. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3593 |
It's our lab's policy to destroy mice at the completion of an experiment. Your prospects for promotion are limited, just so you know. Welcome aboard! |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3594 |
I have good news about the lab results, and bad news about your brother. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3595 |
Surely we will learn a lot from your experience. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3596 |
I started in the mail cage and now I’m running the whole lab |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3597 |
If only we had some mice to test this experiement on. |
1.2000 |
0.13333 |
10 |
8 |
2 |
0 |
| 3598 |
Alright, now we'll test out the experiment with the human. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3599 |
Your lab work is slipping, but we are very pleased with how quickly you completed the maze. |
1.2000 |
0.13333 |
10 |
8 |
2 |
0 |
| 3600 |
I'll search for the cheese, but don't inject me with anything. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3601 |
With just minimal side effects, the vaccine is a success. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3602 |
My parents want you to convert. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3603 |
I'm really sorry; no one told me your cousins were part of this cell line. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3604 |
The first tests are already being made on something else. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3605 |
Quite the lab rat your becoming! |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3606 |
I assure you we plan to test it first in humans |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3607 |
I'm sorry to report that our initial tests killed your brothers |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3608 |
The good news is you went from lab rat to lab assistant. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3609 |
No, Dr. Shmelding, your participation in that double-blind placebo test did not change you one little bit! |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3610 |
Different? No, not real--Oh wait, I see it, a new tie! |
1.2000 |
0.13333 |
10 |
8 |
2 |
0 |
| 3611 |
You'll be amazed at the work we do here! |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3612 |
Really? You've never seen a female scientist before?" |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3613 |
When I saw lab rat on your resume, this is not what I expected. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3614 |
You mean samples, not droppings? |
1.2000 |
0.13333 |
10 |
8 |
2 |
0 |
| 3615 |
Glad to finally meet a fellow industry professional. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3616 |
What part of Norway are you from? |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3617 |
I guess I've been breathing these fumes for too long, because it also looks to me like you just dropped your pants. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3618 |
Since my initial ‘eek’, we’ve come a long way. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3619 |
I know this may be a little cheesy but I think we have great chemistry |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3620 |
Good News! Our follow-on grant has been approved! |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3621 |
The good news is that mouse DNA held the key to the elixir of life. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3622 |
Second from the left is your 456th cousin once removed. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3623 |
And to think, just last month, you were running in a maze. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3624 |
You ate the GMO cheese again? |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3625 |
What do you want to name our test-tube baby? |
1.2000 |
0.13333 |
10 |
8 |
2 |
0 |
| 3626 |
I think I ate his cheese! |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3627 |
Preliminary tests on cats are encouraging. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3628 |
The human said cheese and smiled |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3629 |
If you like garbage, then you'll love my data. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3630 |
We’ve moved on to human trials. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3631 |
You seem to understand our research subjects
in ways that others don't....What's your secret? |
1.2000 |
0.13333 |
10 |
8 |
2 |
0 |
| 3632 |
We feel strongly that stakeholder engagement is critical whenever we design a new maze. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3633 |
Thanks fir dropping by, Mickey. I just need a small biopsy from one of your ears and your cells will live on here for eternity. |
1.2000 |
0.13333 |
10 |
8 |
2 |
0 |
| 3634 |
Uh, thanks for tryng the vaccine yourself, Dr. Atlas, but it's not looking good for roll out before Election Day. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3635 |
Well, we never expected the experiment to be THIS successful |
1.2000 |
0.13333 |
10 |
8 |
2 |
0 |
| 3636 |
Haven't I seen you in the lab before, Dr. . . . ? |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3637 |
Our cloning project was a partial success. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3638 |
Please don’t rat me out on these COVID results. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3639 |
We’ve banned animal testing, so our new subjects are middle-aged white guys who think they should decide what women can do with their own bodies. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3640 |
I had no idea lab mice unionized! |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3641 |
Maze? No, I said phase - phase testing. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3642 |
And we're certain that CRISPR can reduce the size of your ears! |
1.2000 |
0.13333 |
10 |
8 |
2 |
0 |
| 3643 |
Excellent work. Next, we have some free cheese and peanut butter in the testing room. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3644 |
Was it conquering the maze that launched your career? |
1.2000 |
0.13333 |
10 |
8 |
2 |
0 |
| 3645 |
Wow! And I thought "lab rat" was just a metaphor! |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3646 |
not the results we expected |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3647 |
I'm not sure CRISPR can improve the cheese. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3648 |
What are your picks for the lottery? |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3649 |
We are fully committed to mammal diversity and equality in the workforce. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3650 |
I understand this latest formula increases hearing by 300%; but are there any side effects? |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3651 |
I’m hearing rumors you are close to an important discovery. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3652 |
Our research mandate — Nothing about you without you. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3653 |
In some rare individuals, the growth hormone has been shown to increase ear size and body hair. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3654 |
Your reputation for being a rat appears well deserved. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3655 |
Looks like the experiment had unexpected results. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3656 |
Sorry about that 'lab rat' joke! |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3657 |
Don't rat me out to the doctor, but I accidentally filled a patient's prescription with your cheese....... |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3658 |
Why yes, mouse genes do make you look younger! |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3659 |
Great news, Walt... the exterminator is coming on your day off! |
1.2000 |
0.13333 |
10 |
8 |
2 |
0 |
| 3660 |
Yes. The glasses do make you look more like a scientist but I don’t think they’ll work for me. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3661 |
No one can tell when you wear those glasses |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3662 |
I see you’ve grown beyond your entry-level position. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3663 |
WE ARE STILL WORKING ON THE EARS |
1.2000 |
0.10690 |
15 |
12 |
3 |
0 |
| 3664 |
Will it be ready by Christmas? I must destroy the nutcracker once and forever! |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3665 |
Now that we've found the right chemical combination to make lab rats no longer necessary, we just need to find the antidote. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3666 |
Yes, you're ears are bigger today, but still no sign of whiskers. |
1.2000 |
0.13333 |
10 |
8 |
2 |
0 |
| 3667 |
I'm very sorry, but I've made it a policy not to date cheese-eaters. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3668 |
Again, Dr. all the test confirm, you are indeed a mouse and not a man. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3669 |
Bad news: we’re still looking for an anecdote. Good news: unlimited cheese” - rebecca Riegelhaupt, London, U |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3670 |
I'm so pleased with our working relationship since the nondiscrimination policy went into effect. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3671 |
I don't date co-workers. On principle. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3672 |
Not the result we expected, but very interesting nonetheless. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3673 |
Hmmm, maybe tomorrow we'll test vaccine 'B'. |
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| 3674 |
Wearing the mask to put subjects at ease before experimenting on them is so compassionate. |
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4 |
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0 |
| 3675 |
Yes Doctor, I do realize it is the stroke of midnight. |
1.2000 |
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4 |
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0 |
| 3676 |
To be honest, I don't think a doctorate at Yale is much vengeance for your dead parents. |
1.2000 |
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4 |
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0 |
| 3677 |
Preliminary testing on humans is promising. |
1.2000 |
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4 |
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0 |
| 3678 |
Great news, sir. The FDA says they’re ready to approve as soon as we test this on you. |
1.2000 |
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4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3679 |
You know you went too far with "Here I come to save the day!" Now you ARE Mighty Mouse. |
1.2000 |
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4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3680 |
How could you possibly not have heard me? |
1.2000 |
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5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3681 |
I understand you solved the maze but that doesn't mean you run the place now. |
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4 |
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0 |
| 3682 |
Of course, we can share the prize. It will be a historic moment in science collaboration. But, I don't see the committee agreeing to cheese. |
1.2000 |
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0 |
| 3683 |
Mr. Mouse, I must admit that I've been conducting an elaborate experiment...on you. |
1.2000 |
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5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3684 |
But we’ve always called them lab rats... |
1.2000 |
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5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3685 |
Thanks to individuals like yourself, we've had great success with our testing... |
1.2000 |
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8 |
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0 |
| 3686 |
We need to restart the vaccine trial immediately. |
1.2000 |
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5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3687 |
You may be to close to the subject matter. |
1.2000 |
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4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3688 |
I am sorry, on the zoom I said "mouse over", not "mouse come over." |
1.2000 |
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4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3689 |
I think it’s possible to be both assertive and mousy |
1.2000 |
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5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3690 |
Bring your lab mouse to the office was yesterday John. Your maze beckons. |
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4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3691 |
Are yu sure yu want me to take the cat sirum? |
1.2000 |
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4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3692 |
Well you did ask us to increase the demand for cheese. |
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0 |
| 3693 |
I’ll pay you Tuesday for a chunk of cheese today |
1.2000 |
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5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3694 |
Hello! You are our first coronavirus vaccine study recipient! |
1.2000 |
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5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3695 |
The best laid scientific experiments of mice and men
Go oft awry |
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4 |
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0 |
| 3696 |
It's amazing to see how you've grown! I remember when your twenty-third great-grandfather only came up to my ankle! |
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4 |
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0 |
| 3697 |
Did you know that was going to happen ? |
1.2000 |
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2 |
0 |
| 3698 |
Um, to the contrary, I think the experiment was a success. Have you looked in a mirror today? |
1.2000 |
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4 |
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0 |
| 3699 |
There's no question your hearing has improved. |
1.2000 |
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4 |
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0 |
| 3700 |
The latest batch of humans are running the maze just below mouse standards! |
1.2000 |
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8 |
2 |
0 |
| 3701 |
Dr. Katz, you've experienced a strange side effect from your COVID vaccine. |
1.2000 |
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4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3702 |
Never thought I'd get to meet a Rode's scholar! |
1.2000 |
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4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3703 |
Our research points to a cheddar, but we’ll need you to confirm it. |
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4 |
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0 |
| 3704 |
Your family's commitment and sacrifice made this laboratory possible. |
1.2000 |
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4 |
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0 |
| 3705 |
You had to know this day would come — your turn to be the subject. |
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8 |
2 |
0 |
| 3706 |
No, I really didn't notice anything different about you today, sir. |
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4 |
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0 |
| 3707 |
We have the cages ordered for the feeding trials, sir, we’re just having a hard time finding excercise-wheels for our tallest specimens which are 6’ 4”... |
1.2000 |
0.10690 |
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12 |
3 |
0 |
| 3708 |
I think this will work, so you can go back to being a gym rat. |
1.2000 |
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4 |
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0 |
| 3709 |
What makes you think Covid-19 came from mice
rather than bats, Professor |
1.2000 |
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0 |
| 3710 |
Not to make a pun, but your results were amazingly swift...And may I complement you on your taste in ties |
1.2000 |
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4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3711 |
Wow, you do a great job for a mouse. |
1.2000 |
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5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3712 |
Our new lab policy requires an initial round of human trials. |
1.2000 |
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4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3713 |
Why yes, I would love to have such big and beautiful ears. |
1.2000 |
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5 |
4 |
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0 |
| 3714 |
Dr. Fauci,I so admire your commitment. |
1.2000 |
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5 |
4 |
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0 |
| 3715 |
I knew your late brother. |
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4 |
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0 |
| 3716 |
First, you'll chase funding for several years. Then, as soon as you lose hope, we'll give you a piece of cheese and you'll do it all over again. |
1.2000 |
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8 |
2 |
0 |
| 3717 |
So, Mickey, how's work on the serum going? |
1.2000 |
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10 |
8 |
2 |
0 |
| 3718 |
Were you vetted for this role? |
1.2000 |
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10 |
8 |
2 |
0 |
| 3719 |
....and the other GAs call ME a "lab rat"! |
1.2000 |
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5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3720 |
If only there were some species we could use to test safety and efficacy before giving the vaccine to hu -- |
1.2000 |
0.13333 |
10 |
8 |
2 |
0 |
| 3721 |
Well Mitch, you win, you’ve proven you can change. |
1.2000 |
0.13333 |
10 |
8 |
2 |
0 |
| 3722 |
How'd you miss that mouse in the transporter? |
1.2000 |
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5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3723 |
I'm concerned about your objectivity. |
1.2000 |
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5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3724 |
I can't even imagine the maze you had to run through to get this tested. |
1.2000 |
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4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3725 |
It’s import to avoid the appearance of bias Doctor, so no, I don’t think you should use mice in your study. |
1.2000 |
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8 |
2 |
0 |
| 3726 |
No animals were harmed in the making of this vaccine |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3727 |
And to answer your question, yes, all of these new compounds are cheese flavored. |
1.2000 |
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5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3728 |
I wanted to ask you personally if it will be ok to move from the test tube stage to experimenting with rodents. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3729 |
You'll be gad to know this is no Mickey Mouse operation we have here, sir" |
1.2000 |
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5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3730 |
There politicizing this too... |
1.2000 |
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5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3731 |
My you have advanced quickly here. |
1.2000 |
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5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3732 |
Ugh... Carl, this isn't what I meant by a lab rat... |
1.2000 |
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5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3733 |
Specimen 9436, we meet again. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3734 |
The side effects are acceptable so we can take the vaccine to the next phase. |
1.2000 |
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10 |
8 |
2 |
0 |
| 3735 |
Okay, let’s agree to not experiment on either of our kind. |
1.2000 |
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5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3736 |
Sometimes I get so engrossed in the experiment that I forget whether I'm the subject or the scientist! |
1.2000 |
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8 |
2 |
0 |
| 3737 |
Of course it works! I tested it myself. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3738 |
And so we agree. Test tube number three gives you the head of a mouse. |
1.2000 |
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8 |
2 |
0 |
| 3739 |
Professor, it’s truly impressive how you worked your way up from a mere maze mouse to a lab coated doctor. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3740 |
Oh my gosh! We rushed the concoction and didn’t realize the side effects! |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3741 |
I think forever stamps are just the best. |
1.2000 |
0.13333 |
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8 |
2 |
0 |
| 3742 |
Congratulations. The world just beat a path to your door. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3743 |
This drug increases hearing fivefold, with no negative side effects! |
1.2000 |
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5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3744 |
Wow! After millions of experiments on your ancestors,we have succeeded in bringing Darwin up to speed! Only we call it unnatural selection. |
1.2000 |
0.13333 |
10 |
8 |
2 |
0 |
| 3745 |
All we need are test subjects... |
1.2000 |
0.13333 |
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8 |
2 |
0 |
| 3746 |
As discussed, we are only
testing on cats moving forward. |
1.2000 |
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5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3747 |
Have your people call my people |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3748 |
I think those new glasses make you look a bit mousey... |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3749 |
Well, I guess one of us has to be the guinea pig. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3750 |
Oh! That facemask is quite convincing...but that tail is just too lifelike. Did your nose just twitch? |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3751 |
We’ll need larger treadmills for the changeover |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3752 |
You don't need to dress up for what we had in mind. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3753 |
But why are they all volunteering just for the placebo? |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3754 |
But ... I was working on a better mouse trap! |
1.2000 |
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8 |
2 |
0 |
| 3755 |
Dr. Rodentia, your droppings--uh, I mean, findings-- on our latest research were quite impressive. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3756 |
I can't tell you how refreshing it is to have a colleague who's all ears." |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3757 |
Why, yes, I did have some cheese curls with my lunch. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3758 |
I understand you tested these on yourself, Stevens. Did you notice any side effects? |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3759 |
Congratulations! You've found your way to the lab in record time, Doctor. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3760 |
Did i say Lab Rat? What i meant was experimental Muridae... |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3761 |
Dr Fauci insists on hearing bad news immediately. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3762 |
Sir Lancelot, your sacrifice will allow us to classify full body rash as only a possible side effect |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3763 |
We're just around the corner |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3764 |
The side effects can be very subtle, Dr. Molony. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3765 |
Have you noticed any other side effects? |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3766 |
Just because you got out of the maze, don't think I want to date you. |
1.2000 |
0.13333 |
10 |
8 |
2 |
0 |
| 3767 |
Anyways,after Billy's dad got knifed,we're all sitting there in class,waiting for our teacher,Edgar,to make love to our TA and then...well,you'd never believe this,but there's a knock at the door,Edgar opens it,and the new gerbil walks in! |
1.2000 |
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8 |
2 |
0 |
| 3768 |
If you don't grow a tail 10 minutes after drinking it, you should be immune. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3769 |
Congratulations on completing the maze. Welcome to the team. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3770 |
Yes, professor - I can assure you we did complete a triple-blind study. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
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4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3771 |
I HAD NO IDEA THAT OUR MICE WERE NOT VOLUNTEERS. |
1.2000 |
0.13333 |
10 |
8 |
2 |
0 |
| 3772 |
Good news Bill, we no longer have to test on your cousins. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3773 |
Well they are not exactly the results I was anticipating but... |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3774 |
Oh, Professor, I'm so glad to see that your experiment was successful! |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3775 |
As you probably already know, Dr. Birx, I have no reason to believe any of your scientific explanations for this. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3776 |
I will publish your version Dr. Ping |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3777 |
Doctor, I'm serious. Go look in the mirror. |
1.2000 |
0.13333 |
10 |
8 |
2 |
0 |
| 3778 |
Should I give the vaccine to the humans in the cages? |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3779 |
Well, technically, it's only animal testing if you do it. |
1.2000 |
0.13333 |
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8 |
2 |
0 |
| 3780 |
I love the new tie. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3781 |
I don’t see any side effects, sir. Let’s move to production! |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3782 |
Congrats on finding the cheese. So there's this virus we're dealing with... |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3783 |
Good God! You're experimenting on yourself again! |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3784 |
You'll find the lab techs in their cages. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3785 |
Do you want the good news or the bad news? |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3786 |
Oh no a rat is in my laboratory. I will kill you - stupid rat! |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3787 |
Sorry Sir, I accidentally euthanized your wife. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3788 |
Well I’m not used to working with mice in this way |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3789 |
We call it Brut by Fromage |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3790 |
I heard you call us lab experiments, 'HUMANS' ! |
1.2000 |
0.13333 |
10 |
8 |
2 |
0 |
| 3791 |
This will hurt me more than it hurts you |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3792 |
Looks like we lost another lab mouse. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3793 |
This will cure your lactose intolerance. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3794 |
Well, Saturday I'm taking the kids to a corn maze. What are your plans? |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3795 |
Who moved my placebo? |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3796 |
Ok where do we go from here? |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3797 |
As you know, these trials always have a few wrinkles. |
1.2000 |
0.13333 |
10 |
8 |
2 |
0 |
| 3798 |
It was insensitive of me to scream ‘rats’ despite the long tail event |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3799 |
You’re actually not the most sophisticated lab rat i’ve ever met |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3800 |
OK but I won't run any mazes. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3801 |
I’m so excited to be working with someone whose findings won’t be dead ends. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3802 |
Did I misconstrue "animal testing"? |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3803 |
Our white lab coat experiment has clearly exceeded expectations |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3804 |
Any idea what happened to the cheese for the maze experiment? |
1.2000 |
0.13333 |
10 |
8 |
2 |
0 |
| 3805 |
« Oh, please let me escort you to the bathroom, this place is a maze » |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3806 |
Hello Doctor, the humans are holding up pretty well, they are getting tired on the wheel though. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3807 |
So I hear you graduated top of your class? |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3808 |
this might be cheesy, but I think we have chemistry |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3809 |
I didn’t mean to offend you when I called you a lab rat. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3810 |
I’ll finally be recognized for my many contributions to science. Thanks to the work of all women before me! |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3811 |
I worked with monkeys at my last lab. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3812 |
funny, you were a human bitten by a rat, and I was a rat bitten by a woman. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3813 |
. “ sorry sir, I don’t think I want to go that far ..” |
1.2000 |
0.13333 |
10 |
8 |
2 |
0 |
| 3814 |
I think they’re putting sugar in the watering cooler. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3815 |
Since COVID I haven’t been able to get to my stylist. Do you think this drug store hair color makes me look mousy? |
1.2000 |
0.13333 |
10 |
8 |
2 |
0 |
| 3816 |
Ok so we didn't have time to test the vaccine for side effects... |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3817 |
I heard you got promoted |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3818 |
We said no testing ON animals, not no testing BY animals. |
1.2000 |
0.13333 |
10 |
8 |
2 |
0 |
| 3819 |
It’s been a while since we met at the maze. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3820 |
If I opt-in to test the effectiveness of the vaccine, will I still be able to maintain a normal lifestyle? |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3821 |
Batman isn't responding to experiments. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3822 |
Hello Dr. Mousekewitz. Karen from H R and I’m going to need you to come with me to answer a few questions that the nice ICE agents have in my office. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3823 |
There’s a lot of pressure to fill the place with lab rats to get this vaccine before Election Day |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3824 |
You’ve really worked your way up in the company! |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3825 |
I, ah, haven’t seen your kids all day. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3826 |
Any update regarding this week's human trials |
1.2000 |
0.10690 |
15 |
12 |
3 |
0 |
| 3827 |
I see the student has become the teacher... or something like that. |
1.2000 |
0.13333 |
10 |
8 |
2 |
0 |
| 3828 |
I can’t wait to hear your thoughts on the maze. I can never find that damn cheese. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3829 |
Hmm... so you’re telling me that the C in COVID doesn’t stand for cheese? |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3830 |
They need a volunteer, Bob. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3831 |
Now that you’ve cleared the guidelines for the Trump-approved Covid vaccine, I think it should be ready in time for the election! |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3832 |
I understand your logic, but it just doesn’t work the other way around. |
1.2000 |
0.13333 |
10 |
8 |
2 |
0 |
| 3833 |
I know what the President promised, Dr. Atlas, but the vaccine just won't be ready by election day. . |
1.2000 |
0.13333 |
10 |
8 |
2 |
0 |
| 3834 |
Humans did not react very well to the testing |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3835 |
I guess the vaccine didn't work |
1.2000 |
0.13333 |
10 |
8 |
2 |
0 |
| 3836 |
Part one of my three part apology. I’m sorry about the ear on your back. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3837 |
Sure it felt good to break the glass ceiling but what’s MY definition of career success |
1.2000 |
0.13333 |
10 |
8 |
2 |
0 |
| 3838 |
And now we'll visit HR where you'll obtain your employee ID. Say cheese..... |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3839 |
I didn’t realize your experience was *that* personal |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3840 |
It’s really not that bad... |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3841 |
I mean the suits did promise that my new coworker would be a real lab rat |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3842 |
I may have read the protocol backwards... |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3843 |
Initial results seem prom-mousing |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3844 |
So, you said your whole family has a science background? |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3845 |
where's your pizza |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3846 |
I’d like to introduce you to our rodent control officer. He doesn't catch mice, he just terrifies them |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3847 |
I think your Halloween costume is freaking out the mice. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3848 |
I’d love to sign up to be part of your experimental vaccine group, Professor Mowce. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3849 |
Did you say Operation Warp Cheese? |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3850 |
In stunning twist of sexism surprising to zero female scientists, competent and professional male lab rat is promoted to study director |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3851 |
Glad I went back and finished my degree! Disney told me they wanted to get younger |
1.2000 |
0.13333 |
10 |
8 |
2 |
0 |
| 3852 |
The results are promising, but of course we’ll have to test it in cats to be absolutely sure... @kjspills |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3853 |
I have some bad news about the latest human experiment |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3854 |
This non-human outfit might fool the virus! |
1.2000 |
0.13333 |
10 |
8 |
2 |
0 |
| 3855 |
Welcome to Disney, I hope you enjoy working with us. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3856 |
You know it right? It’s just a costume? |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3857 |
why are you smiling? |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3858 |
Oh the bathroom? It’s at the end of the maze. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3859 |
Hmm, not really… did you get new glasses? |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3860 |
Someone will need to run a study comparison.” “Just stay quiet as a mouse! |
1.2000 |
0.13333 |
10 |
8 |
2 |
0 |
| 3861 |
I still can’t believe we get equal pay! |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3862 |
I would like to keep this a strictly professional relationship Professor “ |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3863 |
Let’s get blackout stupid on shoe polish in the parking lot after work. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3864 |
Vengeance is mine sayeth the Lord - That's what I believe! |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3865 |
marketing keeps telling me its an ‘off label use’, not a side effect. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3866 |
Don’t you halloumi ...you’ll have to transfer back to Monterey Jack . I can’t just Gloucester over all de Brie in Lab 2. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3867 |
When does your shift start? |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3868 |
Sorry. I have to go feed my cat. . |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3869 |
„Yes, the lab cats are ready.“ |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3870 |
Look professor, I realize that you are used to ‘the race’. But, I can’t handle this ‘warp speed’ operation. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3871 |
Are you sure my wife won’t notice? |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3872 |
Thanks again for volunteering to trial the new coronavirus vaccine |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3873 |
You must be Dr. Fauci’s replacement? |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3874 |
All it took me to get here is hard work and being a bit of a library mouse. You know what I mean... right??? |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3875 |
Given how long you've been working here, I'm sure there isn't a 'lab rat' joke you haven't heard already. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3876 |
I think we’re on the right track. |
1.2000 |
0.13333 |
10 |
8 |
2 |
0 |
| 3877 |
Sorry I only date Mallrats |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3878 |
I’m just so glad that Mickey isn’t the only role model any more! |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3879 |
I know it’s Halloween Jerry, but telling the lab rats you’re the ‘Big Cheese’ is creeping everyone out. Now take off the lab coat and get back in your cage. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3880 |
So...at least the rats aren’t to blame for pandemic this time around |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3881 |
We hired a ratatouille! Can you make some gourmet ratacuisine during our lunch break? |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3882 |
See, it was possible to shatter the glass cage |
1.2000 |
0.13333 |
10 |
8 |
2 |
0 |
| 3883 |
Wow, that waiver sure is long. |
1.2000 |
0.13333 |
10 |
8 |
2 |
0 |
| 3884 |
The results are in, its brie |
1.2000 |
0.13333 |
10 |
8 |
2 |
0 |
| 3885 |
When I volunteered to be the next test subject, I never thought I’d become so human. Change me back. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3886 |
Seems legit. |
1.2000 |
0.13333 |
10 |
8 |
2 |
0 |
| 3887 |
I just want to say, those tests we used to conduct...times were different then... |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3888 |
You do a service to your species. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3889 |
Well, the studies confirm it sir, you are in fact a mouse |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
| 3890 |
You’ve come such a long way from the scurrying little pipsqueak who didn’t know their way around here. |
1.1818 |
0.12197 |
11 |
9 |
2 |
0 |
| 3891 |
Always a pleasure to have mice here. |
1.1818 |
0.12197 |
11 |
9 |
2 |
0 |
| 3892 |
I've heard there's a mole on staff, but I don't believe it. |
1.1818 |
0.12197 |
11 |
9 |
2 |
0 |
| 3893 |
IT'S GOING TO BE HARD TO PICK HIM OUT OF THE CROWD |
1.1818 |
0.12197 |
11 |
9 |
2 |
0 |
| 3894 |
Well, my potion worked on you, so it's only fair that I try yours. |
1.1818 |
0.12197 |
11 |
9 |
2 |
0 |
| 3895 |
Congratulations. Your experiment proves that the cheese stands alone. |
1.1818 |
0.12197 |
11 |
9 |
2 |
0 |
| 3896 |
In this lab we only use human trials. |
1.1818 |
0.12197 |
11 |
9 |
2 |
0 |
| 3897 |
I'm so pleased there are still some openings for human student assistants |
1.1818 |
0.12197 |
11 |
9 |
2 |
0 |
| 3898 |
We are so thrilled to have you here, Dr. Mus musculus. |
1.1818 |
0.12197 |
11 |
9 |
2 |
0 |
| 3899 |
Brilliant Tom, you’ve solved the genome maze. |
1.1818 |
0.12197 |
11 |
9 |
2 |
0 |
| 3900 |
The human trials have been encouraging. |
1.1818 |
0.12197 |
11 |
9 |
2 |
0 |
| 3901 |
I'll be testing it on myself this time, Sir. |
1.1818 |
0.12197 |
11 |
9 |
2 |
0 |
| 3902 |
I'm sorry to say we'll be letting you go. The ethics committee doesn't want lab rats testing us. |
1.1818 |
0.12197 |
11 |
9 |
2 |
0 |
| 3903 |
WOW ! You've done so well since those days when I put you through the maze ! |
1.1818 |
0.12197 |
11 |
9 |
2 |
0 |
| 3904 |
Side effects? Well, I did warn you it might aggravate your cat allergies. |
1.1818 |
0.12197 |
11 |
9 |
2 |
0 |
| 3905 |
We need to talk about work life balance Dr. Ratto. |
1.1818 |
0.12197 |
11 |
9 |
2 |
0 |
| 3906 |
Uh, remember when you accidentally ate my 'lunch'? |
1.1818 |
0.12197 |
11 |
9 |
2 |
0 |
| 3907 |
Well that’s it for the day. Let’s go get some Corona! |
1.1818 |
0.12197 |
11 |
9 |
2 |
0 |
| 3908 |
As a fully-grown mouse person, is your penis as large as Jeffrey Toobin's? |
1.1818 |
0.12197 |
11 |
9 |
2 |
0 |
| 3909 |
Do you really think it best to test the vaccine or humans before mice? |
1.1818 |
0.12197 |
11 |
9 |
2 |
0 |
| 3910 |
We got the grant... are you still happy like this? |
1.1818 |
0.12197 |
11 |
9 |
2 |
0 |
| 3911 |
Well, professor, I have noticed one side effect... |
1.1818 |
0.12197 |
11 |
9 |
2 |
0 |
| 3912 |
Yes sir, we only used human subjects on the vaccine this time. |
1.1818 |
0.12197 |
11 |
9 |
2 |
0 |
| 3913 |
And I love my new tail! |
1.1818 |
0.12197 |
11 |
9 |
2 |
0 |
| 3914 |
I assure you, this is not a Mickey Mouse operation |
1.1818 |
0.12197 |
11 |
9 |
2 |
0 |
| 3915 |
It works fine in people. Now we must test mice. |
1.1818 |
0.12197 |
11 |
9 |
2 |
0 |
| 3916 |
You’re right! Cheese has all the essential vitamins and nutrients. It IS the perfect food! |
1.1818 |
0.12197 |
11 |
9 |
2 |
0 |
| 3917 |
You wanted to meet your parents:
The tube on the left is your dad, the one on the right is your mom! |
1.1818 |
0.12197 |
11 |
9 |
2 |
0 |
| 3918 |
My Henry! What big ears you have. |
1.1818 |
0.12197 |
11 |
9 |
2 |
0 |
| 3919 |
Four cheeses vaccine? You must be kidding me. |
1.1818 |
0.12197 |
11 |
9 |
2 |
0 |
| 3920 |
The human subjects are sedated for the trials, Doctor. |
1.1818 |
0.12197 |
11 |
9 |
2 |
0 |
| 3921 |
On the bright side, the new vaccine has improved your hearing. |
1.1818 |
0.12197 |
11 |
9 |
2 |
0 |
| 3922 |
I suggest not identifying so closely to the subject |
1.1818 |
0.12197 |
11 |
9 |
2 |
0 |
| 3923 |
We've established that it works in humans; now we just need
to see whether it works in mice. |
1.1818 |
0.12197 |
11 |
9 |
2 |
0 |
| 3924 |
Now, it's my turn to turn. |
1.1818 |
0.12197 |
11 |
9 |
2 |
0 |
| 3925 |
The gene splicing appears to be working. |
1.1818 |
0.12197 |
11 |
9 |
2 |
0 |
| 3926 |
I’m sorry, sir. I would’ve been here earlier, but I think someone changed the route I take from my car to the lab. |
1.1818 |
0.12197 |
11 |
9 |
2 |
0 |
| 3927 |
You know I agree with them, lab rats are good for testing. |
1.1818 |
0.12197 |
11 |
9 |
2 |
0 |
| 3928 |
Oh that's right, you're new. But don't worry you will fit in with all the rest of the lab rats here. |
1.1818 |
0.12197 |
11 |
9 |
2 |
0 |
| 3929 |
Well,....,I've always referred to myself as a lab rat,but now... |
1.1818 |
0.12197 |
11 |
9 |
2 |
0 |
| 3930 |
Now we just need to turn a pumpkin into a carriage and we are all set! |
1.1818 |
0.12197 |
11 |
9 |
2 |
0 |
| 3931 |
So we are going to get it right this time, aren’t we? |
1.1818 |
0.12197 |
11 |
9 |
2 |
0 |
| 3932 |
Vaccine candidate 3127: side-effects include hallucinations of seeing yourself with the face of killed test subject. |
1.1818 |
0.12197 |
11 |
9 |
2 |
0 |
| 3933 |
Have you checked on our feline subject yet?” #schrodingersca |
1.1818 |
0.12197 |
11 |
9 |
2 |
0 |
| 3934 |
Your book report on ‘who moved my cheese’ was great but , where’s the real report ? |
1.1818 |
0.12197 |
11 |
9 |
2 |
0 |
| 3935 |
Well, on whom should we test these new samples? Your family or mine? |
1.1818 |
0.12197 |
11 |
9 |
2 |
0 |
| 3936 |
Your results were far more a-MAZ-ing than any of my attempts! |
1.1818 |
0.12197 |
11 |
9 |
2 |
0 |
| 3937 |
Maybe you only get 77 cents for every dollar a male scientist makes, but I work for cheese. Imagine that. |
1.1818 |
0.12197 |
11 |
9 |
2 |
0 |
| 3938 |
Congratulations. You've finally developed blue cheese that is palatable |
1.1818 |
0.12197 |
11 |
9 |
2 |
0 |
| 3939 |
I loved your work at Ratatuille |
1.1818 |
0.12197 |
11 |
9 |
2 |
0 |
| 3940 |
You're right, people complain a lot less since we switched to lab cats |
1.1818 |
0.12197 |
11 |
9 |
2 |
0 |
| 3941 |
Day 730: the human is now capable of reading and is imitating the fashion choice of the science team. |
1.1818 |
0.12197 |
11 |
9 |
2 |
0 |
| 3942 |
Well, we were ordered to work remotely an.. Sorry for leaving you in the chemical bin. It did work out kind of all right? |
1.1818 |
0.12197 |
11 |
9 |
2 |
0 |
| 3943 |
I suspect implicit bias remains an issue for you |
1.1739 |
0.08081 |
23 |
19 |
4 |
0 |
| 3944 |
If you want to shave my hair and inject with toxins, I would totally understand. |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
| 3945 |
What?! No no -- CATS! Heh. I'm testing it on cats! |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
| 3946 |
While the term 'lab rat' might be appropriate where you come from, we prefer 'unpaid intern'. |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
| 3947 |
Ah, so you found your way out of the maze, sir? |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
| 3948 |
Your DNA test resulted in 1,654,234 first cousin matches. |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
| 3949 |
I'm sorry, doctor, but the animal testing won't begin until the phase three human results are in. |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
| 3950 |
Just a tiny bit and then the animal grows? |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
| 3951 |
‘“I hear you’re a real lab rat.” |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
| 3952 |
"'Sadly the biggest rat of them all still refuses to follow science. |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
| 3953 |
When it’s just the two of us, you can call me Mom. |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
| 3954 |
No your ears don't stick out at all. |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
| 3955 |
It only seems to work on you. |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
| 3956 |
So.....I think we need to talk about the results of your trial |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
| 3957 |
My mother was thrilled to hear about you. "A doctor, you say." |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
| 3958 |
It may be a small world, but Mickey is not your father. |
1.1667 |
0.11237 |
12 |
10 |
2 |
0 |
| 3959 |
OK, we'll just test it on monkeys |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
| 3960 |
Precisely why we hired you: to think small. |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
| 3961 |
Golden rule in my lab: No experiment can ever be too cheesy. |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
| 3962 |
Our search for the perfect cheese is almost finished professor. |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
| 3963 |
''So that's definitely no side-effects on the mouse antibody COVID vaccine?" |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
| 3964 |
Your contribution to the growth hormone project is appreciated. |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
| 3965 |
we have found that the new formula is having amazing intellectual results in our test mice |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
| 3966 |
You're too late for a treat, so... |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
| 3967 |
You may not be comfortable with this expiriment |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
| 3968 |
Congratulations, sir. It’s not often, these days, that we see someone who has come up through “the ranks”. |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
| 3969 |
I’m so happy that our experiment went well and that you were able to change places with Dr. Fauci. He was desperate to go undercover
for a while. |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
| 3970 |
From the Labyrinth to the Lab... quite impressive Mike! |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
| 3971 |
Alright, Linda, I'll admit it. I wasn't fond of those growth hormones at first but I'm proud of what I've accomplished. Now, where's my treat? |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
| 3972 |
The best-laid schemes go oft awry in Phase II. |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
| 3973 |
So then we put Amelia back in her test tube |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
| 3974 |
I supported the Mice Too movement right from the start. |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
| 3975 |
Super Duper Mouse 52.1603120101989.100011.DXjp-qwwPehCI69uKBhnMitCL1 |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
| 3976 |
If you give a mouse a clipboard ... |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
| 3977 |
...and the only side effect is a craving for cheese. |
1.1667 |
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| 3978 |
Yes, but how did it taste? |
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| 3979 |
You'd be perfect for this job as we're trying to cure Ratitis! |
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0 |
| 3980 |
This isn't quite what I meant by 'lab mice.' |
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0 |
| 3981 |
I'm sorry. We no longer do testing with live animals. |
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| 3982 |
All the other scientists believe my costume is real! |
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| 3983 |
Up until you were hired everyone called ME the lab rat! |
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| 3984 |
Thank you, professor.
If I missed her birthday, my friend would forever call me a lab rat. |
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| 3985 |
After the injection your mom cut 23 seconds off her run through the maze. |
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| 3986 |
One last joke, I promise: Do you do you buy your groceries at Traitor Joe's? |
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| 3987 |
The experiments you signed up for might not be exactly what you planned on. |
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| 3988 |
When the subject becomes the teacher... |
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| 3989 |
I feel like everyone at work is getting a promotion except me. |
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| 3990 |
Human testing has yielded positive results. I think we're about ready for phase one of rat clinical trials. |
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| 3991 |
Until we get engaged, I’m just telling my parents you’re a mall rat. |
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| 3992 |
I like your string-cheese holder. |
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| 3993 |
For today’s test, I’m going to inject you with bleach. |
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| 3994 |
Sir, we need a rat with 20/20 vision |
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| 3995 |
Well at least one of us is treated as an equal. |
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| 3996 |
I understand, I have a cousin who started to look like her poodle after a few years too... |
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| 3997 |
Got it, Doctor. A mouse with the head of a man. I’ll have the lab techs keep an eye out for it. |
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| 3998 |
Sure, once the antidote proves effective.... |
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0 |
| 3999 |
We’ve been nominated for the Nobel Cheese Prize. |
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| 4000 |
Mice aren’t lab rats |
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| 4001 |
Welcome, I understand your name is Algernon? |
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| 4002 |
I’m sure you’ll find controlling the experiments equally rewarding. |
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| 4003 |
My boyfriend complains that I'm turning into a lab rat |
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| 4004 |
You'll be happy to know we can begin human trials. |
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| 4005 |
When the boss said that we would have diversity, this is not what I imagined. |
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| 4006 |
Great work lab rat. Now all we need is for pigs to fly and COVID-19 will be gone by tomorrow. |
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| 4007 |
When they said I was going to be working with lab rats this isn't what I pictured... |
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| 4008 |
This should be right up your alley. We're running humans through a maze. |
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| 4009 |
But our experiments on you did improve your status in life. |
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| 4010 |
Yes, sir, I've been working on the new policy initiative. Humans will start running in the mazes beginning on Monday. |
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| 4011 |
I was just following orders when I probed your brain in physiological psychology lab. |
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| 4012 |
Thank you for volunteering to help build a better mousetrap |
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| 4013 |
Yes, I would love to go to the corn maze this weekend. |
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| 4014 |
When I asked for a lab rat, you are not what I expected! |
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| 4015 |
Playing "switcheroo" in a Lab is NOT permitted! |
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| 4016 |
You’ve come such a long way since the Maze. |
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| 4017 |
We're only hiring mice at this time. |
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| 4018 |
As an alumnus of our program, we were wondering if you could speak to the freshman class? |
1.1667 |
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| 4019 |
Of course we worry that, just because it works on humans, doesn't mean it will be effective for mice. |
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| 4020 |
I'm happy to hear that your collaboration with Dr. Moreau has been so productive! |
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0 |
| 4021 |
Dr. Maus, thank you for finding your way to our lab. |
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0 |
| 4022 |
There is a hole in the wall and sometimes cats come into the lab. |
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0 |
| 4023 |
I called when I was told you were a lab rat. |
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| 4024 |
Got it...don't test this new medicine on the mice, but the guinea pigs are fair game. |
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0 |
| 4025 |
Somehow the gene poor for mice got mixed up with the COVID 19 Vaccine |
1.1667 |
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5 |
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0 |
| 4026 |
I'm really happy our experiment turned out so well for you. |
1.1667 |
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5 |
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| 4027 |
It's good to know your serum works and you're now Covid free, but have you looked in the mirror? |
1.1667 |
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5 |
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0 |
| 4028 |
Actually, your covid vaccine does have one small side effect. |
1.1667 |
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5 |
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0 |
| 4029 |
Oh my god: that guy's daughter is Clobberella! But don't tell anyone. |
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0 |
| 4030 |
We can inject the Cheez-wiz but it might coagulate. |
1.1667 |
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5 |
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0 |
| 4031 |
Well,it looks like the genetic advancement experiments worked on the mice. |
1.1667 |
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0 |
| 4032 |
How did your experimental drug trial go? |
1.1667 |
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5 |
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0 |
| 4033 |
I take it your hearing improved? |
1.1667 |
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5 |
1 |
0 |
| 4034 |
I see you are pleased with your DNA modification. |
1.1667 |
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5 |
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0 |
| 4035 |
I'm sorry doctor but you're not exactly my type. |
1.1667 |
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0 |
| 4036 |
And all the scientists here call ME mousey looking. |
1.1667 |
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5 |
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0 |
| 4037 |
If only the President had your ears Dr. Fauci. |
1.1667 |
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10 |
2 |
0 |
| 4038 |
I hope you can tell me the Coronavirus vaccine has no noticeable side effects! |
1.1667 |
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5 |
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0 |
| 4039 |
I'm SO sorry Dr., I was sure it would be reversible... |
1.1667 |
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5 |
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0 |
| 4040 |
Oddly, as an intern, I'll be your gofer. |
1.1667 |
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5 |
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0 |
| 4041 |
Ready to try another experimental drug? |
1.1667 |
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5 |
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0 |
| 4042 |
Like the great scientist Edward Jenner, you'll be testing the vaccine on yourself. |
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0 |
| 4043 |
If you let me run tests on mice, I'll let you run tests on humans. |
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0 |
| 4044 |
Sir, thanks to the sacrifice of a million human test subjects, we've finally found a cure for rat acne. |
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0 |
| 4045 |
We're using cauliflower because, well, at least it looks like brains. |
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0 |
| 4046 |
I am sorry sir, but testing these on humans would be borderline human-cruelty. |
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5 |
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0 |
| 4047 |
Welcome to my LaboRATory. |
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5 |
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0 |
| 4048 |
I have found the secret of all life, Professor. The only problem is I have no humans to run my tests on. Any ideas? |
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0 |
| 4049 |
This is great! So much better than working on the Planet of the Apes! |
1.1667 |
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5 |
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0 |
| 4050 |
So, we are testing the anti-vital drug in humans before testing it for effectiveness in rats. |
1.1667 |
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5 |
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0 |
| 4051 |
Are you still convinced you were given the placebo? |
1.1667 |
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5 |
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0 |
| 4052 |
Your research cheese request was approved and should be here Monday. |
1.1667 |
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0 |
| 4053 |
Remember, respect Scientific Method and ALWAYS put a coaster under your beverage. |
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0 |
| 4054 |
What are we going to do tonight? Really? “Why the same thing we do every night, Dr. Pinkerman. We’re going to take over the world.” |
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0 |
| 4055 |
Your serum appears to be working with no ill effects, Dr. Little. |
1.1667 |
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5 |
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0 |
| 4056 |
We are entering phase 3 of the vaccine trials ahead of schedule, Dr. Maucci. I'm optimistic we will have results in record time. |
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0 |
| 4057 |
Sir, may I just call you The Big Cheese? |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
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0 |
| 4058 |
And these vaccines taste just like cheddar cheese! |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
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5 |
1 |
0 |
| 4059 |
The lab results are back. You're a mouse. |
1.1667 |
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5 |
1 |
0 |
| 4060 |
Side effects aside you’ve totally conquered Covid-19! |
1.1667 |
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5 |
1 |
0 |
| 4061 |
Do You prefer Dr Rat or Doctore Rodent, to be politically correct? |
1.1667 |
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0 |
| 4062 |
Isn't wonderful that your kind is getting into good professions? It always broke my heart to see you sold for a pittance at pet stores to be fed to snakes. I guess America really is a land of opportunity. |
1.1667 |
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0 |
| 4063 |
Alright, time to go back in the cage Dr. Mouse. Your work is appreciated. |
1.1667 |
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5 |
1 |
0 |
| 4064 |
My name is not Mazey. |
1.1667 |
0.11237 |
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10 |
2 |
0 |
| 4065 |
It's almost ready for, er, human testing. |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
| 4066 |
You're right. Maybe I do need some time off. |
1.1667 |
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5 |
1 |
0 |
| 4067 |
I understand but my last supervisor insisted on more rodent control. |
1.1667 |
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5 |
1 |
0 |
| 4068 |
DNA from the white plague victims revealed an inability to understand the necessity for social distancing. |
1.1667 |
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5 |
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0 |
| 4069 |
Funny thing...the last time I worked with a lab rat, I was squirting perfume in its eyes. |
1.1667 |
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5 |
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0 |
| 4070 |
sorry Doctor,
we’ll have to breed more lab-humans for your study |
1.1667 |
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5 |
1 |
0 |
| 4071 |
Never mind science. Follow the cheese. |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
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5 |
1 |
0 |
| 4072 |
Good news, we're finding, from Isle of Mice. |
1.1667 |
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6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
| 4073 |
You don't have to yell. |
1.1667 |
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5 |
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0 |
| 4074 |
What did you expect Mr. President? I told you to wait until the vaccine was approved by the CDC. |
1.1667 |
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5 |
1 |
0 |
| 4075 |
You were right, lawyers are more numerous and the techs don’t form attachments to them. |
1.1667 |
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5 |
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0 |
| 4076 |
Now that the human trials have concluded successfully, we can safely progress to mice! |
1.1667 |
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5 |
1 |
0 |
| 4077 |
So far the vaccine’s most important side effects seem to be fever, metamorphosis, and muscle aches, not necessarily in that order... |
1.1667 |
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0 |
| 4078 |
Doctor-Err,-all felines, in BOTH the treatment and control groups, are dead. |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
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5 |
1 |
0 |
| 4079 |
Mmm, I see K.E.Y! Is that correct Dr. M? |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
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5 |
1 |
0 |
| 4080 |
Although I have observed side effects. |
1.1667 |
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5 |
1 |
0 |
| 4081 |
I think the theory was E=MICKEYMOUSE squared |
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5 |
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0 |
| 4082 |
I knew you were the right choose for running through mazes just to get endowment money, you'll find your reword back at your cubical. |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
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5 |
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0 |
| 4083 |
Not so little anymore,eh,Stuart? |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
| 4084 |
You've been a great liaison to our test subjects! Are you sure it doesn't bother you at all? |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
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5 |
1 |
0 |
| 4085 |
Did the board think you looked cheesed off again? |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
| 4086 |
Performing tests on myself? No problem! |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
| 4087 |
Oh, yes. Of course! Please inject me. I would love to be your experimental subject! |
1.1667 |
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5 |
1 |
0 |
| 4088 |
Your maze or mine, Doctor? |
1.1667 |
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5 |
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0 |
| 4089 |
Yeah, dude. Toobin was totally jacking it on zoom and, like, everybody could see it. Fucked up, right? Toobin zoom dick. |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
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0 |
| 4090 |
I understand how you feel, but the lab rat tradition would be very hard to break. |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
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5 |
1 |
0 |
| 4091 |
We normally test new drugs on mice, but as you're here... |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
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5 |
1 |
0 |
| 4092 |
These solutions could transform you back into a mouse. |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
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5 |
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0 |
| 4093 |
Gee golly! Ever since I was a little girl it's been my dream to be in a clinical trial. |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
| 4094 |
After human testing we can move onto the lab rats |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
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5 |
1 |
0 |
| 4095 |
The lab cats are ready, Professor. |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
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5 |
1 |
0 |
| 4096 |
You're from the FDA?! |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
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5 |
1 |
0 |
| 4097 |
Today we'll be moving on from the maze. |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
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5 |
1 |
0 |
| 4098 |
Your peers won't like these results, but the world will beat a path to your door. |
1.1667 |
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5 |
1 |
0 |
| 4099 |
We've done it, sir we can finally bring you back! |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
| 4100 |
Jeffrey Toobin did what?!? |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
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0 |
| 4101 |
And then we inject it into some... some... It's ok, we can skip a step. |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
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5 |
1 |
0 |
| 4102 |
On the positive side it does cure the virus! |
1.1667 |
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5 |
1 |
0 |
| 4103 |
This looks like some Mickey Mouse 101 chemistry lab. |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
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5 |
1 |
0 |
| 4104 |
We have the results on your new cat repellant, Dr. Muridae. |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
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5 |
1 |
0 |
| 4105 |
Dr. Sniffles, please note that no hallucinogenic side effects could be replicated in the lab. |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
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5 |
1 |
0 |
| 4106 |
Can you be objective? |
1.1667 |
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0 |
| 4107 |
Eager to learn and I'm all ears, professor..... |
1.1667 |
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0 |
| 4108 |
If you assumed the anthropomorphic mouse was her supervisor, please donate to a women in STEM scholarship fund! |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
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5 |
1 |
0 |
| 4109 |
My, you're awfully quiet today! |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
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5 |
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0 |
| 4110 |
Sorry, but we are soooo last century. We limited our research to male white rats. |
1.1667 |
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5 |
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0 |
| 4111 |
Forgive me for calling myself a lab rat - I now know that I need a lot more ears of experience. |
1.1667 |
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0 |
| 4112 |
You just sent a resume? I practically had to give up my firstborn for this job. |
1.1667 |
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5 |
1 |
0 |
| 4113 |
Evolution is truly amazing. |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
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5 |
1 |
0 |
| 4114 |
The good news is that we've found a cure. The bad news is that you're now an orphan. |
1.1667 |
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6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
| 4115 |
Operation Warp Speed means you’re both the scientist and the animal tested |
1.1667 |
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5 |
1 |
0 |
| 4116 |
The bad news is you're not immune to COVID. The good news is you're now my boss. |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
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5 |
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0 |
| 4117 |
The workout room is two doors down--treadmills, stationary bikes, and wheels. |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
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5 |
1 |
0 |
| 4118 |
I like cheese, do you? |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
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5 |
1 |
0 |
| 4119 |
It's only fair for me to volunteer to be the test subject this time. |
1.1667 |
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5 |
1 |
0 |
| 4120 |
I’m sorry, we’re looking for lab rats. |
1.1667 |
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5 |
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0 |
| 4121 |
I've finally discovered the formula that will determine whether you are a man or a mouse, dear. |
1.1667 |
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5 |
1 |
0 |
| 4122 |
The new shoe kube is called "Squeak be gone." |
1.1667 |
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0 |
| 4123 |
Yes sir, as a matter of fact, my graduate program is a bit of a maze too. |
1.1667 |
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5 |
1 |
0 |
| 4124 |
Glad you feel the experimental vaccine has worked in your case, Sir. |
1.1667 |
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5 |
1 |
0 |
| 4125 |
How's your work on the anti- cat vaccine coming along? |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
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5 |
1 |
0 |
| 4126 |
"Dr. Jekyll, the test came back positive. You're a rat. |
1.1667 |
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| 4127 |
Yes, Doctor. Your Covid-19 Immunization worked in human trials. I believe it's now safe for mice. |
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| 4128 |
Tony, you really are overdoing the mask. |
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| 4129 |
Yes sir, the new cheese strain you wanted is ready. |
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| 4130 |
Okay, the ketamine is kicking in. Did you bring the Zeppelin II vinyl? Shit's bout get fucking dope tonight. |
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| 4131 |
Well, yes, I am kind a cat person. Why do you ask? |
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| 4132 |
Lab rat |
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| 4133 |
It works fine on mice, but not so much on humans. |
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| 4134 |
Yes, Sir, that wasn't the best choice of experimental subjects. |
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| 4135 |
'The experiment is kind of a Mickey Mouse operation. No. Really. |
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| 4136 |
Oh, uh , hello Dr. Meese! I do think you are at the wrong lab. May I direct you to the human experiment station? |
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| 4137 |
...and since I'm lactose intolerant, you won't have to worry about me stealing your cheese. |
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| 4138 |
You're the first of your family in 1,000 generations to ascend to this level. |
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| 4139 |
Yes I now agree that putting "lab rat" on my resume was an appropriation offense |
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| 4140 |
I think it’s because humans don’t fit into those little mazes. |
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| 4141 |
You look vaguely familiar. |
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| 4142 |
It's cruelty-free, only tested on humans. |
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| 4143 |
I watched the movie last night Harry, and now seeing you today I can’t help think how strange it is when life imitates art. |
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| 4144 |
So, phase two of the experiment is to see if you can actually perform the duties of a scientist. |
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| 4145 |
Looks like you tried the vaccine we were tasting on the mice? |
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| 4146 |
Geoffrey, I warned you about participating in our trials. |
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| 4147 |
Well, it is successful.
The new formula for the soft drinks within Disney World shows us we are within reach. |
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| 4148 |
The irony of a human vaccine is what keeps me up at night. |
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| 4149 |
Pardon me, Professor, but I find it offensive when you refer to your grad students as lab rats. |
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| 4150 |
Isn't this taking sensitivity training a bit too far? |
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| 4151 |
The lab results are a-maze-ing! |
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| 4152 |
You have come a long way since your days in the maze. |
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| 4153 |
Honestly, yeah—I've been testing you. |
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| 4154 |
I never knew lab rats could be so handsome, even if you were neutered. |
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| 4155 |
Which of these is your is your father |
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| 4156 |
So all our research here is done on lab rats... er, I mean... uh, guinea pigs. |
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| 4157 |
Please stop referring to the urine samples as cheese whiz. |
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| 4158 |
We needed a lawyer-rat because there are some things a rat won’t do. |
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| 4159 |
Well sir, respectfully, I think we should try to develop an antibody that works in both mice and humans. |
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| 4160 |
We're sorry we used your wife as a test lab rat. |
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| 4161 |
Listen, it’s nothing personal. There are no mini-humans and we can’t afford the big ones.. |
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| 4162 |
Doctor, I assure you and our colleagues we are adhering to strict safety standards for the COVID trail. |
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| 4163 |
Excellent! Still no side effect observed in this Phase 3 trial. |
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| 4164 |
If you’re hungry one of the medicines is made out of cheese. |
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| 4165 |
So I have been sampling from the test line again... |
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| 4166 |
You don't exist, probability 99%, but Donald says you don't exist . |
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| 4167 |
Thanks to you, our phase 1 clinical trials were a big success. |
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| 4168 |
I’m glad you finally decided to participate Eric. |
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| 4169 |
I'm required to ask if you did this of your own free will? |
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| 4170 |
Sorry, I meant to say Muroid-American. |
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| 4171 |
Will your appointment mean an end to animal testing? |
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| 4172 |
We're making amazing progress on our research but we could use one more "volunteer". The troops will be here any minute. |
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| 4173 |
Taking a human genome worked for me. |
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| 4174 |
Affirmative Action has reached the lab |
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| 4175 |
This will absolutely be the last time we use white mice. That last experiment went awfully wrong. |
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| 4176 |
Well, looks like we'll be adding some fine print on vaccine adverse reactions. |
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| 4177 |
Sorry, Is chemistry, not cheese, that is our specialty!! |
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| 4178 |
Yes, society will be a sufficient cage for our human trial. |
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| 4179 |
I'll really never understand how you can experiment on your own kind—to each their own I guess. |
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| 4180 |
Rat race to produce a vaccine |
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| 4181 |
No, I don't know anything about a missing cousin. |
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| 4182 |
Did you ask for me for your experiments? |
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| 4183 |
Thesis topic? Well, I've been thinking about a maze. And cheese. |
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| 4184 |
OK call VP Pence and tell him we are good to go with the vaccine. Don't mention the eyesight issues. |
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| 4185 |
Hello, Dr. Katz. Were you, by any chance, using yourself as a test subject during this latest trial of irony supplements? |
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| 4186 |
How is your research into reincarnation going? |
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| 4187 |
Sorry, I had no idea he was your nephew. |
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| 4188 |
How is the cheese coming along? |
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| 4189 |
‘Sir... we need to squeak about these samples’ |
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| 4190 |
You never thought you'd see a test subject his big or dressed up, did you? |
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| 4191 |
My apologies. Is it Dr. Lab Rat or Dr. Lab Mouse? |
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| 4192 |
I think you'll find a lot in common with others in this lab. |
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| 4193 |
The vaccine was effective, but I see there were some side effects |
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| 4194 |
I'm going to grab my cheese costume. |
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| 4195 |
Your wife is being rather small about our affair. |
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| 4196 |
Good news. According to the DNA tests we ran, we're not working on any of your relatives. |
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| 4197 |
We tried to warn you not to try the vaccine on yourself, Doctor, and now look at you! |
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| 4198 |
It helps if you can think of the corporate ladder as a vertical maze. |
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| 4199 |
Nice to see you in the lab again--wait. |
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| 4200 |
Now you can study yourself. I'm so proud of you! |
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| 4201 |
Are you authorized to perform four blind tests? |
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| 4202 |
Unfortunately, the mouse with your head didn't survive. |
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| 4203 |
I said: "I'd like to see your costs, not your costume." |
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| 4204 |
Yes, we’ve cloned the dean, but she still won’t go out with you. |
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| 4205 |
Jerry, you know those lab coats are meant for the scientists, not test subjects. |
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| 4206 |
I admire how you've
overcome societal restraints. |
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| 4207 |
Where did you hide my cheese? |
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| 4208 |
Well, Doc, earliest tests indicate that reproduction cannot be speeded up - still in trials. |
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| 4209 |
No matter what I try, it all comes out cheese. |
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0 |
| 4210 |
Dr. Itchy! This is absolutely brilliant! |
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0 |
| 4211 |
Yes, the test humans are ready. |
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| 4212 |
We actually thought you could take a more in-the-trenches role in this study |
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| 4213 |
So it's pretty clear I took the placebo. |
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| 4214 |
I'll put on my running shoes and get in the maze. |
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| 4215 |
I’m afraid the medical director has accused you of getting too close to your subjects. |
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| 4216 |
"So this is why COVID-19 turned you into a mouse". |
1.1667 |
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0 |
| 4217 |
Welcome to our lab. Have you been here before you look familiar? |
1.1667 |
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| 4218 |
Yes it is puzzling why it is such a circuitous route to the cafeteria. |
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| 4219 |
I have always admired how you worked yourself up, Doctor. |
1.1667 |
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| 4220 |
The office pool winner was announced and apparently, it was unanimous, that you would be the best to personally test the new Covid-19 vaccine trial. |
1.1667 |
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| 4221 |
At least now we know what the side effects are. |
1.1667 |
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5 |
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0 |
| 4222 |
There may have been a mouse in the teleportation chamber. |
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0 |
| 4223 |
Do I understand correctly that you also got your start here in this very lab? |
1.1667 |
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0 |
| 4224 |
Why were you so worried about that stem cell experiment? |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
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0 |
| 4225 |
I finally feel like we really ARE all in this together now! |
1.1667 |
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| 4226 |
Since both of your brothers are blind, we might be able to arrange some very interesting experiments. |
1.1667 |
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0 |
| 4227 |
Ask your doctor if mouse antibodies are right for you. |
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| 4228 |
I'm sorry, they don't care about the costume. Unless I get a letter from my therapist along with a certificate of your training, I am no longer permitted to bring my lab rat with me to work anymore. |
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| 4229 |
Well, at least the vaccine works. |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
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0 |
| 4230 |
Oh! You not only want to use cats for experimentation but you also have specific cats in mind? |
1.1667 |
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0 |
| 4231 |
So you're the new lab assistant -- I assume that you've filled out our conflict of interest waiver? |
1.1667 |
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| 4232 |
Well, Doc, you know what they say: "Them that can do. And them that can't, teach." |
1.1667 |
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0 |
| 4233 |
Jeffrey Toobin pulled his dick out on a Zoom call. |
1.1667 |
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0 |
| 4234 |
You look wonderful, Dr. Mousekovitz but I think I'll skip the trial... |
1.1667 |
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0 |
| 4235 |
Professor Lab Rat, welcome! |
1.1667 |
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| 4236 |
You SAY you're a doctor, and maybe you LOOK like a doctor, but I smell a rat. |
1.1667 |
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| 4237 |
Sure,there are some side effects,but if half the population is vaccinated,we'll reach herd immunity. |
1.1667 |
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| 4238 |
If you could drink the one labeled "Exploratory Stage Covid-19 Vaccine" and then record any observations on whether you seem to be dying, that would be great! |
1.1667 |
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| 4239 |
Please forgive me. I didn't think that some day your species would be in charge. |
1.1667 |
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0 |
| 4240 |
These promising results on our human subjects doesn’t mean it will work on mice |
1.1667 |
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| 4241 |
And to think until recently I used you to guide the cursor on my computer. |
1.1667 |
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| 4242 |
Yes you do appear to understand our work,
But your ears are too big for the others! |
1.1667 |
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| 4243 |
What a strange and exciting development, Doctor! Have you looked in the mirror?! |
1.1667 |
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| 4244 |
So, the vaccine works, there are just a few undesirable side effects, |
1.1667 |
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| 4245 |
‘’ I am assuming you have some lab experience.” |
1.1667 |
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| 4246 |
Well, I guess that’s fair to switch roles after most of your extended family has sacrificed their lives for my research. |
1.1667 |
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| 4247 |
In light your recent unfortunate lab accident, my best advice is to pursue future employment prospects with Disney. |
1.1667 |
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| 4248 |
Hmmm. Did you drink it? |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
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| 4249 |
Just one quick question: were your ears this large before you started these experiments, or not until you finished them? |
1.1667 |
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| 4250 |
Why are you trying to block this? Animal testing is what got you to where you are! |
1.1667 |
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| 4251 |
I’ve wanted to be a lab rat for as long as I can remember! |
1.1667 |
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| 4252 |
Reversal of roles. Go get in the cage. |
1.1667 |
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| 4253 |
Dr. Stuart Little? I was expecting just another lab rat. |
1.1667 |
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0 |
| 4254 |
You amazed me. |
1.1667 |
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| 4255 |
We only test on humans. |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
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| 4256 |
The cheese-scented vaccine with the nano-mousetrap? Tell the White House it’s almost ready.” |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
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5 |
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0 |
| 4257 |
It appears my Senior Class science |
1.1667 |
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0 |
| 4258 |
So our human trial failed, but on the bright it works in mice! |
1.1667 |
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0 |
| 4259 |
Oh, but surely I'm not that interesting. |
1.1667 |
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0 |
| 4260 |
The paternity test shows only twenty five of them are yours. |
1.1667 |
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0 |
| 4261 |
To confirm, you do know the position you're applying for? |
1.1667 |
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0 |
| 4262 |
Hi I am Mr. Covid, You can experiment on me. |
1.1667 |
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| 4263 |
So,if we’re not going to test on mice and we’re not going to test on humans, who can we possibly conduct tests on?! |
1.1667 |
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| 4264 |
Per protocol, I need you to get back in your cage, now! |
1.1667 |
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5 |
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0 |
| 4265 |
Oh, no, we don't use lab rats anymore. |
1.1667 |
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5 |
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0 |
| 4266 |
I’m here to be the human test subject! |
1.1667 |
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0 |
| 4267 |
I just have to say, I'm so glad this place finally got serious about diversity." |
1.1667 |
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5 |
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0 |
| 4268 |
We have the human babies all set for starting your experiment Monday. |
1.1667 |
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0 |
| 4269 |
I'm going to need to measure your telomere. |
1.1667 |
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5 |
1 |
0 |
| 4270 |
Your ears definitely aren’t as noticeable anymore! |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
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5 |
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0 |
| 4271 |
Wow, you really are a man of your work. |
1.1667 |
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| 4272 |
Professor, you serve as an excellent example for other ambitious rats in our lab of how hard work can really advance a career.... |
1.1667 |
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| 4273 |
It’s nice to see one of our lab mice promoted to lab assistant |
1.1667 |
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0 |
| 4274 |
One last thing, make sure you have all the rats sign their NDAs |
1.1667 |
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0 |
| 4275 |
Honestly, I left the cheese right here. |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
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0 |
| 4276 |
Welcome. Its nice to have lab rats at both ends of the project. |
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| 4277 |
Sir, I’m worried that our last experiment may have led to some unexpected consequences, but I suspect you know that already. |
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| 4278 |
Now I will observe whether you can survive the rat race. |
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| 4279 |
OK Ralph, the lab will switch to frogs! |
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| 4280 |
Good news. According to the lab results cats actually only have three lives. |
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| 4281 |
I don't know how to tell you this, Dr. Schultz, but these rodent stem cells are wildly surpassing our expectations. |
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| 4282 |
The good news is the human evolution experiment was a success! The bad news is you’re still needed back in the lab so we can inject you with a cancerous tumor. |
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| 4283 |
You're right. Eating that cheese was a life-changing experience for you. |
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| 4284 |
Sorry I'm late. I must have walked right past your lab at least three times. |
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| 4285 |
I’m afraid your Swiss cheese hypothesis is full of holes. |
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| 4286 |
That's all well and good, but you remember what happened the last time we did this experiment! |
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| 4287 |
So you want smaller ears but keep the fur? |
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| 4288 |
We’re thrilled to have you with us, Dr. Algernon, even if only for a short time. |
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| 4289 |
Tests show this will take a long time, Doctor. |
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| 4290 |
Okay, I agree. We can change over to lab cats. |
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| 4291 |
I keep forgetting. Is this antidote for you or for me? |
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| 4292 |
Yes, Dr, the test humans are doing very well. |
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| 4293 |
I don't see any side effects from the vaccine either. |
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| 4294 |
I know you are a lab rat but you could try going on a date once in a while |
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| 4295 |
Heh, right... "Lab Rat," you're what the ad was asking for, definitely... What else would we use rats for here? |
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| 4296 |
I'm glad to see they took my request for more diversity in our search for a new Director of Test Subject Recruitment so seriously |
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| 4297 |
I'm sorry we have to let you go, but the company doesn't want to use any animal testing. |
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| 4298 |
I solemnly swear that no mice will be harmed in my experiments. |
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| 4299 |
Doctor you have my assurances no mice will be used for experiments. |
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| 4300 |
Who moved your ‘what,’ Professor? |
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| 4301 |
You have great credentials in maze research , but... |
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| 4302 |
Yes, Professor, I know that you still hold the record for getting through the maze, but that shouldn't mean that I have to sleep with you. |
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| 4303 |
Very few adverse side effects so far, except for a few outliers. |
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| 4304 |
To be quite honest, I find your entire hypothesis to be a bit cheesy. |
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| 4305 |
Yes, I've read "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy". Why do you ask? |
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| 4306 |
I'm here to help. I feel safe because there's no time for animal studies. |
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| 4307 |
And you are sure it is also safe for humans? |
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| 4308 |
New glasses? |
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| 4309 |
I’ve always thought of myself as a Lab Rat, but now I realize that this was just me privilege showing. |
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| 4310 |
I know how invested you family is in these results! |
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| 4311 |
To be perfectly honest, I was never any good at mazes either. |
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| 4312 |
I see you have lots of experience in vaccine trials and you want to join a herd immunity test now. But what's this requirement that we pay you in cheddar nuggets? |
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| 4313 |
"I'll happily give up saying "amazing" if you want." |
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| 4314 |
You don't need to introduce yourself --- I'm familiar with all the research you've participated in! |
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| 4315 |
Thanks for coming in. If we do land any maze or cheese-related grants, I'll be sure to keep you in mind. |
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| 4316 |
And... you will love this part... we are testing it on humans! |
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| 4317 |
Sir, there’s a slight delay. We can’t find cages big enough for the human guinea pigs. |
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| 4318 |
I'm sorry. I meant "a white rat". |
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| 4319 |
Yes, tests do confirm, you are
a highly evolved rodent. |
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| 4320 |
It's a basic nondisclosure agreement regarding a certain thorn and the injured paw of a certain lion. |
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| 4321 |
Nice experiment, professor, but have you tried looking in a mirror? |
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| 4322 |
It's always been my dream to work in a lab with rats. |
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| 4323 |
Bigger and smarter, yes....but my running wheel budget just got blocked by the Dean. |
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| 4324 |
It's a very distinguished look, Doctor. |
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| 4325 |
I don't think your new glasses make your ears look big at all. |
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| 4326 |
Now we repeat the procedure with you on amphetamines. |
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| 4327 |
It’s the year of the rat? Sorry, but COVID has you beat! |
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| 4328 |
Congress just prohibited stem cell cheesesearch,unfortunately we have to lay you off doctor |
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| 4329 |
Well, Professor, it looks like CRISPR worked. |
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| 4330 |
Professor, I am humbled to work in your lab. You are living proof that affirmative action can work. |
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| 4331 |
We’re approved for human trials! |
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| 4332 |
Can you help me make a Mickey Finn ? |
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| 4333 |
Doc those big, soft ears drive me wild! How about experimenting with sex? |
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| 4334 |
No, I don't think an exercise wheel would add to the experiment. |
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| 4335 |
I heard you were born here. |
1.1667 |
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| 4336 |
Just because you graduated top of the
Cloning class, doesn’t mean you also get health insurance! |
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| 4337 |
So how much of the vaccine have you actually taken, doctor? |
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| 4338 |
Ah! The head lab mouse has arrived, so we can start. |
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| 4339 |
I wouldn't drink the one on the right. |
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| 4340 |
Yes, it was I who moved your cheese. |
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| 4341 |
Well, I’m not supposed to tell you this, but it’s left, left, right, left, right, right, right, left, right, cheese. |
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| 4342 |
Do you mice believe your scientists? |
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| 4343 |
Have you always wanted to be a scientist? |
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| 4344 |
Algernon, your IQ is now stable at 240. Unfortunately, that means you are four times more intelligent than the people currently running things. |
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| 4345 |
Wow! That growth hormone we tested really works! |
1.1667 |
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| 4346 |
You're not being down-sized, Jones, merely transferred to the testing department |
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| 4347 |
We have Mouse insurance already. |
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0 |
| 4348 |
I love the way you’re identifying with the test subjects. |
1.1667 |
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| 4349 |
Your great-grandfather was our first test subject. Your family has come full circle! |
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| 4350 |
Should we tell him about this side effect or will Regeneron handle it? |
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| 4351 |
Thought we might start out by trying to find out how you managed to inherit Ross Perot’s ears |
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| 4352 |
The drug made the cat terrified of smaller animals, but Doctor, I still can't grasp the purpose of this research. |
1.1667 |
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| 4353 |
Yes, I’m also pleased you were in the placebo group. |
1.1667 |
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| 4354 |
Can I assume no humans were harmed in these trials? |
1.1667 |
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| 4355 |
Due to a few unexpected results we have decided to suspend vaccine trials.. |
1.1667 |
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| 4356 |
Have I got this right...the vaccine works, but there are some side effects? |
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| 4357 |
"You know, Doctor, I've often been called mousey myself. Oh, god... I feel I've overstepped my bounds... |
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| 4358 |
It came to me serendipitously while reading “Of mice and men.”
Robert J. Khoury, Chicago, IL |
1.1667 |
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| 4359 |
I told you, if you made it through the maze five times in a row, you'd get a promotion. |
1.1667 |
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| 4360 |
Drink these and we'll find out if you're a man or a mouse. |
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| 4361 |
I'll fix the ear to eye ratio on the next batch. |
1.1667 |
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5 |
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| 4362 |
You've come a long way since that maze. |
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| 4363 |
If you're certain you still can't hear, we can try the elephant serum. |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
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0 |
| 4364 |
Are you sure? Reverse Mus Rodentia can go elephantine. |
1.1667 |
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| 4365 |
Umm, yes . . . I have developed the memory test. Let's grab that gouda in the frig and go take a look at it in the room next door. |
1.1667 |
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| 4366 |
We will be testing it on cats. |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
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| 4367 |
I knew I experimented too much with that mouse... |
1.1667 |
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| 4368 |
so when are you going to tell me what happened to the other "lab rats" |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
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5 |
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0 |
| 4369 |
You want the good news or the bad news first? |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
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5 |
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0 |
| 4370 |
Go back to your hole. The last time I dealt with a rodent, I was ratted by my colleagues. |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
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0 |
| 4371 |
The good news is that the grant for the luxury condo mazes came through. |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
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5 |
1 |
0 |
| 4372 |
Looks like the test subject is all grown up... |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
| 4373 |
Thank you for asking! I’ve never dated a lab rat before. |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
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5 |
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0 |
| 4374 |
All I know, Dr. Mauss, is one pill makes you larger, and one pill makes you small. |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
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0 |
| 4375 |
I don't remember developing any sort of experiment that would make you my boss. |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
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5 |
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0 |
| 4376 |
We have exciting results! The human didn't get lost this time. |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
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5 |
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0 |
| 4377 |
My superhero name shall be Ratman |
1.1667 |
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0 |
| 4378 |
Doctor, our concern is that the vaccine has been tested only on portions of the population having highly specific characteristics |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
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5 |
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0 |
| 4379 |
An experiment went wrong. |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
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| 4380 |
That odd, the data shows the new vaccine you developed is only effective for lab mice. |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
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5 |
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0 |
| 4381 |
Professor, the lab is squeaky clean as requested. |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
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5 |
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0 |
| 4382 |
Your unique historical perspective,Professor,and those of your colleagues,will be a welcome addition to the team. |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
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5 |
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0 |
| 4383 |
Call your mother. |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
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5 |
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0 |
| 4384 |
It's impressive how, in just a few short weeks, you've put a whole new face on our research program. |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
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0 |
| 4385 |
Lose the clipboard. We need to grind up your brain. |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
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5 |
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0 |
| 4386 |
You certainly turned the tables on us. Now most of us are seeing a shrink. Do you want their number? |
1.1667 |
0.11237 |
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10 |
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0 |
| 4387 |
Well Dr. Squeakers, we like your enthusiasm, but the directors just don't think we're ready for human-sticky traps yet. |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
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5 |
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0 |
| 4388 |
I forgot which test tube has the provolone. |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
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5 |
1 |
0 |
| 4389 |
Thanks for volunteering to try our new drug. Please let us know if you notice any unusual facial issues. |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
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5 |
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0 |
| 4390 |
How have you avoided the cheese all these years? |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
| 4391 |
Side effects none...I always look just like this! |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
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5 |
1 |
0 |
| 4392 |
Of course I have Disney Plus, I'm a big Mickey fan |
1.1667 |
0.11237 |
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10 |
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0 |
| 4393 |
I’m not saying that wizard was right to turn you into a huge rat, but you shouldn’t have been sleeping with his wife. |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
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5 |
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0 |
| 4394 |
Do you mean a vaccine with a single click of the mouse? |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
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| 4395 |
Sir, we found a pile of pellets in the corner of the lab and we need a verbal confirmation from your team regarding the incident. |
1.1667 |
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0 |
| 4396 |
Works fine on humans; next we do mice. |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
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5 |
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0 |
| 4397 |
You do look friendly, but all I wanted was a MOUSSE for dessert. |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
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5 |
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0 |
| 4398 |
I acknowledge your insistence, but I just can't call you a "lab rat". |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
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0 |
| 4399 |
You can’t hear me? |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
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| 4400 |
So, 128,000 grandkids. Nice. Any of them doctors? |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
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| 4401 |
I don’t think lab rat is considered derogatory but Karen could be construed that way. |
1.1667 |
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| 4402 |
You're not what I expected when I was told we were getting a new lab rat. |
1.1667 |
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0 |
| 4403 |
So the cheese samples for today's experiment have disappeared. I don't mean to be...umm...well... Any idea what might have happened to them? |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
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0 |
| 4404 |
Mickey, CDC won't let us accept your research mice any longer--because they don't practice social distancing |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
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5 |
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0 |
| 4405 |
Well sir, I know you will be all ears to a new discovery! |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
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0 |
| 4406 |
Ethical concerns aside, you are gonna love being on this side of the microscope. |
1.1667 |
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0 |
| 4407 |
You’re the first graduate to come back and work in the lab. |
1.1667 |
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5 |
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0 |
| 4408 |
You have to admit. It's going to be hard to trump our previous experiment. |
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| 4409 |
Do you like it, Dr. Murine? I got all this stuff at a garage sale of a former producer of 1950s horror movies. |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
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| 4410 |
We released lab rats when they surpassed human IQ. |
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| 4411 |
Research has really evolved now that the NIH requires this triple-blind method for control trials. Which of us do you think will be the patient this time? |
1.1667 |
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0 |
| 4412 |
Revenge is sweet, isn't it Dr. Shu? |
1.1667 |
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5 |
1 |
0 |
| 4413 |
sorry but I don't date colleagues... |
1.1667 |
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0 |
| 4414 |
Congrats. I'm your old amoeba. |
1.1667 |
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5 |
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0 |
| 4415 |
Dr. the data suggests that the CRISPR/Cas9 gene editing tool needs a little fine-tuning. |
1.1667 |
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5 |
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0 |
| 4416 |
I assure you, no animals were harmed in this experiment. |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
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0 |
| 4417 |
And you have HOW many volunteers? |
1.1667 |
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| 4418 |
The good news is that the Covid Vaccine we tested on you works; the bad news is we still can't reverse the side effects. |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
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0 |
| 4419 |
Tell the mice to stop chanting 'CHEESE MATTERS' .... we'll give them extra cheese if they stop the protests and continue the vaccine trials |
1.1667 |
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| 4420 |
You may not like the lab garb but the control group is dressed in leisure suits. |
1.1667 |
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0 |
| 4421 |
If a bat can cause it, then a rat can cure it! |
1.1667 |
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0 |
| 4422 |
For me, the silence between us is actually deafening. |
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| 4423 |
Glad you got changed in time for the White House press conference,Dr. Fauci! |
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| 4424 |
Congratulations. I Just knew the transition from subject to researcher would be publishable. |
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| 4425 |
Fussy, fussy, fussy. Now you want smaller ears. |
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| 4426 |
Yes. The new Asiago flavor seems to be a big hit and it's making them smarter. |
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| 4427 |
It looks good, but we need 330 million |
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| 4428 |
Yes, you'll do just fine, report to your assigned cage. |
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| 4429 |
We all think you're amazing. |
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| 4430 |
We use lab rats then come the human trials! |
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| 4431 |
Of course I know who you are; you're published everywhere! |
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| 4432 |
I understand your last job was at the Jackson Labs. |
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| 4433 |
I hear you are the first to make it through the maze. |
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| 4434 |
Let's discuss the side effects in the cafeteria -- they have a cheese platter you'll die for, |
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| 4435 |
Don't worry, sir. We will complete our cheese cloning before the election. |
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| 4436 |
I love the smell of nitrous oxide and don’t believe that nonsense about side effects. |
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| 4437 |
Payback? You mean I get a raise if I run the maze successfully? |
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| 4438 |
Doctor Meta, I presume? |
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| 4439 |
Aha! Now I'm head-researcher, I'll need you to fetch me B. F. Skinner. Every time you bring him to me, I'll give you a little treat. |
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| 4440 |
Let's bypass the Task Force and deliver these directly to the Oval Office. |
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| 4441 |
Wait, you're not Micky Mouse |
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| 4442 |
Guess I misunderstood when you said you’d be all ears to hear more. |
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| 4443 |
Your mice are refusing to take the vaccine. |
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| 4444 |
We've confirmed it sir. The cheese does indeed stand alone. |
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| 4445 |
Looks like our Diversity and Inclusion experiments are working, Sir. |
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| 4446 |
It smells just like cheese and much healthier Sir”.. |
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| 4447 |
Well, the funders said they needed more proof. |
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| 4448 |
You're just a little overqualified for the lab rat position. |
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| 4449 |
Will you agree to let bygones be bygones? |
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| 4450 |
I assume you did not get the placebo. |
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| 4451 |
There's some unexplainable personal bias in your "lab rats in mazes" report |
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| 4452 |
So you’d like to see our new gene sequencing machine? Well, therein hangs a tale. |
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| 4453 |
We can move on to rodent trials now |
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| 4454 |
Of course, we’re still just on human testing, but results look promising... |
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| 4455 |
It's about your prior lab experience. |
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| 4456 |
Side effects of that new drug you took just came in , Sir. |
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| 4457 |
Looks like someone slipped you a Mickey. |
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| 4458 |
Cheese?? |
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| 4459 |
You've been approved for the experimental vaccine study. You passed with flying colors. |
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| 4460 |
So, it's the Cheese Hut for lunch again? |
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| 4461 |
Sorry I'm late. It's like a maze out there. |
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| 4462 |
Let's see if we can't get you a little revenge. |
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| 4463 |
Washington approved expedited clinical trials? That’s marvelous news, Professor. |
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| 4464 |
It's so nice not having to wear a mask when working with my rodent colleagues. |
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| 4465 |
I mean, I would've invested in curing near-sightedness. |
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| 4466 |
I don't think we should chalk it all up to human error. |
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| 4467 |
Oh sure, ace a couple of mazes and you get the big promotion,
but I still have to finish my dissertation! |
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| 4468 |
So.....,you're my replacement! Good luck with finding the perfect Corona-19 vaccine for Mr. Trump! |
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| 4469 |
Thanks for being my lab rat...er...laboratory partner. |
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| 4470 |
It's really amazing to to working with someone who's been with the program since the very beginning. |
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| 4471 |
Looks like the new growth hormone we've developed can now move on to Phase 3. |
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| 4472 |
I’ve heard you praise this lab for making you into who you are today. |
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| 4473 |
Thank you for participating in this meta-analysis on the effects of the vaccine on mice. |
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| 4474 |
With mild, medium, sharp, and extra sharp options, I feel we are poised for success this time. |
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| 4475 |
Will I be tested today for a vaccine? Or will my eyes be tested for stinging shampoo? |
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| 4476 |
Sure, we can do the human trials first |
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| 4477 |
“We really should include that in the side effects memo.” |
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| 4478 |
I'm happy to say we'll soon be approved for human trials. |
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| 4479 |
sorry bout that, when i said who cut the cheese, i just wasn't thinking |
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| 4480 |
Do you really want us to order gourmet cheese wheels? |
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| 4481 |
No, I think I'll wait until the results of the double blind study are in. |
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| 4482 |
Yes some people do feel sorry for the mice, and there are some things that they simply won't do, so we could try using lawyers instead. |
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| 4483 |
WTF is "dickory", Doc? |
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| 4484 |
Yes, all of our studies are triple blind now... |
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| 4485 |
Good news: your wife and children survived the first round. |
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| 4486 |
« The ‘Raised By Wolves Podcast’ folks are here for the interview. » |
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| 4487 |
By any chance, have you looked in the mirror since you tried this last batch? |
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| 4488 |
Of course not! I said that sometimes I feel like a lab brat. With a B. |
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| 4489 |
There seems to be a problem with the vaccine you've been testing. |
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| 4490 |
Uhhh, have you looked in the mirror recently? |
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| 4491 |
Welcome! We've had a few glitches with our clinical trials and look forward to your new and different perspective. |
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| 4492 |
To prove our theory, one of us has to swallow the serum!
I cannot pin down why, but I have this strong feeling that you are better suited for this. |
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| 4493 |
I’m sorry, how do I address you? We don’t name our specimens. |
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| 4494 |
This is gonna be real awkward when my cat concoction kicks in... |
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| 4495 |
Trump hired me to replace Dr. Bright. |
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| 4496 |
Ho ho, guess I won’t be self-dosing that one. |
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| 4497 |
Kevin, you’ll be working alongside our Human Guinea Pig division. |
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| 4498 |
Benefits? Well, besides medical and free parking, all faculty has 24-hour access to our gym which includes unlimited wheel usage. |
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| 4499 |
This means a lot to me,my cousin was a victim. |
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| 4500 |
What kind of experience have you had with mazes? |
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| 4501 |
We're going to test it on cats first. |
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| 4502 |
I was so inspired when you first decided to try it out on yourself" |
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| 4503 |
Last time it was a fly, I thought I told you to make sure you were the only one in the machine before teleporting. |
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| 4504 |
I like your mask, Stan. |
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| 4505 |
Given your past experience,
I'm sure you'll bring new insight to this side of the research bench. |
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| 4506 |
No. I said, ' That's amazing'. Not, that's a maze thing. |
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| 4507 |
Population decreases in both rodents and farmers when the males take the Dairy Oh cheese instead of wives. |
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| 4508 |
Well, possibly. But I believe the poet was referring to men, sir? |
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| 4509 |
How did you become the biggest in your field? |
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| 4510 |
No spoilers.... I'm only half-way through "Flowers for Algernon". |
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| 4511 |
You'll figure out the maze around here. |
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| 4512 |
I'm flattered, I really am, but I just don't date giant mice from work. |
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| 4513 |
I'm thrilled to report our experiment yielded very Gouda results. |
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| 4514 |
I see you're still first in your class when it comes to labs. |
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| 4515 |
But can we truthfully say, “No animals have been involved in this testing?” |
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| 4516 |
Our company has an open cage concept. |
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| 4517 |
Frankly, Dr. Lebow, your improved hearing is the least puzzling of the side effects from that new drug you've developed. |
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| 4518 |
Dr. Mickey... I mean Dr. McKay |
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| 4519 |
Were there any other side effects from the hydroxychloroquine, Dr. Algernon? |
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| 4520 |
I commend you for your rise from Lab Mouse to PhD. |
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| 4521 |
It seems that some of the mice were playing with the gene splicer... |
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| 4522 |
How well do you get along with your family? |
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| 4523 |
Well the drug was only supposed to grow a human ear on your back. |
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| 4524 |
So, the job is that you'll drink this and then run on a wheel for 12 hours. Oh, and there's no dental or health benefits. |
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| 4525 |
And was this human-tested? |
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| 4526 |
Are you sure you want to include friends and family in the clinical trials? |
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| 4527 |
Does your secretary always talk like that after people leave the room? |
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| 4528 |
Welcome to the lab. As a safety precaution we've removed all of our mouse traps. |
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| 4529 |
Is finding work hard since everyone has become anti-animal testing? |
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| 4530 |
Fidelity and loyalty are what distinguishes me |
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| 4531 |
That may be so but then, my parents were just more randomised than yours, sir. |
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| 4532 |
Yes, I recognize you from grad school. |
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| 4533 |
A study of mammals in an impossible maze with no discernible result every four to five years, while still presenting the illusion of choice? And cheese? Count me in! |
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| 4534 |
Welcome aboard! It's great to have someone with on-the-ground experience. |
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| 4535 |
Another cheesey experiment, Benson? |
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| 4536 |
It’s such a relief to talk epidemiology with someone who’s all ears. |
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| 4537 |
We've decided it's best if we limit your lab tour to this section. |
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| 4538 |
Thank god Project Mouseman was completed before they banned animal testing. |
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| 4539 |
It worked! Let's do you now |
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| 4540 |
ahh.. Feels like yesterday, when I came in a cage, all scared and tiny, phew!! I finally graduated” #classof202 |
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| 4541 |
I tell you it’s safe, I tried it myself |
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| 4542 |
The good news is that the DNA sequence works on humans, even if you leave it in a coffee mug on the counter... |
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| 4543 |
So you’re saying they gave you a cookie? |
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| 4544 |
Why yes, I think you will find this space is quite suitable to hatch your evil plans to eradicate felines... |
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| 4545 |
Thats why i told you, we should always test on mice first before human |
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| 4546 |
Rumor has it, someone has ratted out Tom to the board for his fishy animal testing methods ... |
1.1667 |
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| 4547 |
Hi Jerry, I like your tie" |
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| 4548 |
Now you know, who is your boss 👻 |
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| 4549 |
If we get the measurements right this time I should turn back to my normal mouse self |
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| 4550 |
Well, the initial results of this experiment seem quite prom-mousing! |
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| 4551 |
Sorry Algernon, your score was beaten by Subject 45* |
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| 4552 |
It’s mice to meet you.” “That’s funny. I’ve never heard that before. |
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| 4553 |
My ancestors will be proud of me! |
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| 4554 |
There's no such thing as Magic in Kingdom |
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| 4555 |
What did I say about being a pest, Jerry? |
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| 4556 |
No, for the last time, we can’t give you a hearing test. |
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| 4557 |
We’ve decided to promote you from the cage.” |
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| 4558 |
All of the mice report they very happy working here |
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| 4559 |
Hope we get that cheezion dollar grant from NSF |
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| 4560 |
Surprised you’re early. It’s a real maze to get here. |
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| 4561 |
Ok, miss, if you could just step into the cage over here, we'll get started with today's tests. |
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| 4562 |
I agree, diversity among staff has done little to change the culture here. |
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| 4563 |
We’ll need to test on scientists, before moving on human trials. |
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| 4564 |
I am woman and hear me roar” |
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| 4565 |
Hi sir, I know you just started I was wondering when we can talk about my career development opportunities |
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| 4566 |
Ummm Dr. Fauci, I think your ears and nose turned into a mouse’s from the experiment we did! |
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| 4567 |
Professor, I feel I am close to proving that we are actually in the maze. . |
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| 4568 |
Is it possible to get a peloton in my cage instead of the wheel this time? |
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| 4569 |
I'm sorry I called you a Lab Rat. |
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| 4570 |
So, I take it you’re not blind?! |
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| 4571 |
Oh, you must be the new assistant! |
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| 4572 |
Well the President says it works so... |
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| 4573 |
Sir, I have the results from your petition to change the term from “Petri dish” to “Cheese plate. |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
| 4574 |
Well rats, Dr. Mauci, I think we’ve finally done it! |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
| 4575 |
No, no, no, ‘it’s if you give a mouse a cookie, it’s bound to ask for a glass of milk,’ not a vile. |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
| 4576 |
We look forward to hearing your lecture on "The maze and you: How you too can escape and succeed". |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
| 4577 |
OK, bad news about your son's work experience... |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
| 4578 |
Thanks for your application! You’ll basically have to run on spinning wheels and figure out mazes. |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
| 4579 |
I guess I don’t need to tell you how well the trials went. |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
| 4580 |
Should we halt the vaccine trial ? |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
| 4581 |
Am I dreaming or did our experiment work? |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
| 4582 |
When you say "no you get in the cage Deborah" I feel like you're not being a team player, Number 4363. |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
| 4583 |
What do you mean you dont give a rat's ass? |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
| 4584 |
No, what makes you think we’re trying to build a better mousetrap? |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
| 4585 |
Well the good news is, the covid seems to have completely healed... |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
| 4586 |
No, I'm not scared of pussy! |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
| 4587 |
Covid vaccine trial number 6237 seems really promising, don’t you agree? |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
| 4588 |
I can count four missing prerequisite cookies. |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
| 4589 |
Alright I’ll drink it. You’ve convinced me. |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
| 4590 |
The barriers we face in this field, amirite? |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
| 4591 |
You got your degree in med school I got my doctorate in the lab. |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
| 4592 |
Yes sir, we are PETA approved. |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
| 4593 |
Despite the side effect, the vaccine worked pretty well |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
| 4594 |
Dr., I just wanted to let you know that we highly value your work, and we're fine with the defection factor. |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
| 4595 |
Hello, Professor Jerry. I’ve set up the cats for your experiment.” |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
| 4596 |
I might have a cat, but I still believe Mice Lives Matter. |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
| 4597 |
You're one of the good ones. You are proof the can work their way out of the maze! |
1.1667 |
0.11237 |
12 |
10 |
2 |
0 |
| 4598 |
Hang in there and pay your dues, after all I started off as a lab rat just like you, and now I clean the beakers. |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
| 4599 |
I hate to spring this on you now, but it looks like a trap to me" |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
| 4600 |
Time to play test tube roulette...ladies first |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
| 4601 |
Look, we can do this the easy way or we can do this the hard way. But I'm the lead and I call the shots. |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
| 4602 |
maybe mice are immune, I don’t know |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
| 4603 |
Im so glad we could talk you into leading the experiment, your diverse background is valued here. |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
| 4604 |
I've told you 1000 times Alice, after I complete my tasks I want my cheese and none of that store brand crap you brought in last week |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
| 4605 |
You were right, Dr. Nibbles! The answer was 42! |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
| 4606 |
Great news! We've made a major breakthrough. We just need a test candidate |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
| 4607 |
I thought you had this conversation with Helen over in HR, just because my name is Mickey does NOT give you the right to call me Mickey Mouse. |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
| 4608 |
Life's crazy. One minute you're carrying a slice of pizza, next thing you know you're a viral sensation. I wish being a doctor came with that much prestige and notoriety. |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
| 4609 |
Dr, the results aren’t just good... they’re A-Maze-ing! |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
| 4610 |
I’ll tell them May |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
| 4611 |
Well... are you ready? |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
| 4612 |
To continue this experiment we are going to need more funding, I’ll talk to the big cheese |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
| 4613 |
did we find a new human volunteer ! |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
| 4614 |
Congrats on navigating the maze of academia to get here. |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
| 4615 |
Who is the next human in the list for our experiment? |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
| 4616 |
So do you know that guy, uh what’s his name ? Uhh Pizza Rat? |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
| 4617 |
Want to split a pizza with me? |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
| 4618 |
Well, I guess it’s my turn. |
1.1667 |
0.11237 |
12 |
10 |
2 |
0 |
| 4619 |
So the coronavirus vaccine has side effects then! |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
| 4620 |
As you can tell, the side-effects were somewhat immediate Mr. Fauci. |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
| 4621 |
Our company has a lot of opportunity for upward mobility. I actually started out as a lab mouse. |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
| 4622 |
Trial completed! You're officially appointed as lab rat |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
| 4623 |
Are you DJing on your free time? |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
| 4624 |
Sorry, but as you are not regulated under the Animal Welfare Act, there will be no compensation, bonuses or incentives |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
| 4625 |
we were on a break" #foreverfriends |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
| 4626 |
Well we have back the tests and bloodwork and your vitals and it’s official....you’re a mouse. |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
| 4627 |
Helen, we’ve designed an excellent maze for you today. Just follow the cheese to the charcuterie board. |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
| 4628 |
Ok Sue, you've got this. Play it cool, and do NOT make eye contact. There is no way he remembers anything about his identity as Test Subject 0937. |
1.1538 |
0.10415 |
13 |
11 |
2 |
0 |
| 4629 |
Weren't there more test tubes here last week. |
1.1538 |
0.10415 |
13 |
11 |
2 |
0 |
| 4630 |
For ethical reasons,we've decided not to employ lab rats here anymore. |
1.1538 |
0.10415 |
13 |
11 |
2 |
0 |
| 4631 |
Professor, with respect, I'm not enamored of cats either, but.......... |
1.1538 |
0.10415 |
13 |
11 |
2 |
0 |
| 4632 |
This is not going to play well on social media. |
1.1538 |
0.09102 |
26 |
23 |
2 |
1 |
| 4633 |
I saw the scariest movie last night! People, not rodents, were earth’s dominant life form. It was called "Planet of the Humans!" |
1.1538 |
0.10415 |
13 |
11 |
2 |
0 |
| 4634 |
Preliminary results look good for your group |
1.1500 |
0.08192 |
20 |
17 |
3 |
0 |
| 4635 |
I'm suddenly craving cheese. |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 4636 |
But I am an experimental rat! |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 4637 |
If the only side effect of the Coronavirus Vaccine is looking like a mouse for 10 days, the term Government Cheese might have a new meaning soon. |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 4638 |
You must be the new lab rat. |
1.1429 |
0.09705 |
14 |
12 |
2 |
0 |
| 4639 |
Wow Stuart Little you've come a long way since starring in those awful movies. |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 4640 |
You tasted the potion. |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 4641 |
Sometimes you don’t even realize you’re in the maze. |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 4642 |
Sorry about that whole maze thing. |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 4643 |
Good news, Doctor. All your children found their way out of the maze. |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 4644 |
I lost track, which one of us is the experiment? |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 4645 |
Thank you for volunteering for the new COVID vaccine. Besides craving cheese, have you noticed any other side effects? |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 4646 |
Got it. "Lab rat" is out; "Rattus norvegicus" is in. |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 4647 |
Good news doctor! The negative side effects of your new drug are so rare it has been approved by the FDA. " |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 4648 |
Can you hear me "Meow" |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 4649 |
Our research is done. They need you in herpetology. |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 4650 |
Before we begin, who wants some cheese? |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 4651 |
I’m developing a vaccine to prevent mouse-i-ness in men. |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 4652 |
We're hoping you can help us understand the thinking of our experimental rats. |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 4653 |
Walk me through it. |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 4654 |
John, we need some volunteers . How well are your kids at getting through mazes ? " |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 4655 |
I told the lab to put a hold on the mice for now.... |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 4656 |
I'm quitting the rodent study due to a conflict of interest. My husband's an exterminator. |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 4657 |
I, for one, am eager to serve our new mouse overlords" |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 4658 |
With all do respect, I think your results are biased. |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 4659 |
Impressive, Scrappers, but we just wanted you to ring a bell for some cheese. |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 4660 |
We weren't actually looking for a vaccine to make to make people smarter.But this is astonishing! |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 4661 |
Going over your numbers, you have a really long tail. |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 4662 |
We've had some good times, Brad, but this was only ever an experiment. |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 4663 |
We really appreciate your friends volunteering for this study, the mice community is key. |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 4664 |
No, it's not a written test. |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 4665 |
Amazing. |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 4666 |
Your resume was aMAZEing! |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 4667 |
... and what is particularly distressing, Sir, is that at the moment, I am not really sure if I am at the Plum Island Lab or a Grateful Dead concert. |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 4668 |
Wow, you really worked your way up... My dad sits on the board, that’s how I was hired. |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 4669 |
Encouraging data on that personality transference serum. |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 4670 |
I think we can agree the results show enhanced cognitive ability. |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 4671 |
It's great news to report that no humans were harmed in the first stage of preclinical trials. |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 4672 |
Honestly, Dr. Rodent, it isn’t personal. |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 4673 |
no, I haven't been vaccinated for either ringworm or anthrax. |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 4674 |
Every time you conduct a successful experiment, you will get a piece of cheese. |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 4675 |
Sir: My father was a geneticist. He remembers you and you family well. |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 4676 |
Mickey, these results are astounding! I can't believe I earn more than you. |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 4677 |
I appreciate the offer, doctor. But I think lunch at Cracker Barrel may start rumors. |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 4678 |
The good news is, as of January 4th, we're testing only upon losing politicians. |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 4679 |
Thank you for coming in. We could really use someone like you around here. |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 4680 |
You can't fire me just because I have opposable thumbs. |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 4681 |
Your order of experimental monkeys has just arrived. |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 4682 |
« I have some questions about your supply request form. Let’s start with the oversized rodent wheel. » |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 4683 |
How about 'May include increased attractiveness to felines?' |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 4684 |
Participants gave you high marks for "empathy" in the latest patient feedback survey. |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 4685 |
I think the acid is kicking in. |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 4686 |
Yeah, the lab coat does make you look a little mousy... |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 4687 |
Good news, the antidote involves lots of cheese. |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 4688 |
If I take it, then promise me the results won't be in until after the election |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 4689 |
And all I need to do is drink the near tube on the left? |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 4690 |
It's so great that we don't have to include mice in our lab occupancy level quotas! |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 4691 |
I believe that the side effects of our Operation Warp Speed vaccine are dangerous |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 4692 |
Well, the experimental treatment had virtually no side effects! |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 4693 |
This glasses-make-everyone-look-more-intelligent stuff is not just a stereotype. It has been proven in animal studies. |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 4694 |
Good news! The new soda we tested may have turned you into a mouse but it DOESN'T cause cancer! |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 4695 |
Our human trials look good, so we are ready to begin the next phase with the rodents. |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 4696 |
Seriously, you really were the President? |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 4697 |
Your maze is through the door behind you, and then take the third door on the left labeled “Graduate Students.” As usual, give them something thoroughly confusing to puzzle over. |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 4698 |
So far we have not found an effective vaccine for the disease you are spreading. |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 4699 |
Of course we had to promote you. After all, you always went right for the cheese! |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 4700 |
So, having worked your way up from the bottom, what are you plans? |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 4701 |
You knew it was in beta |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 4702 |
Let me start with my condolences for your family. |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 4703 |
Sometimes we miscalculate the impact of our work. |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 4704 |
I'm really glad to have this job, especially with a boss so
expert in lab experiments, Dr. Rodent. |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 4705 |
Finally, a cat poison that's 100% effective! |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 4706 |
The science wing is so big... I get turned around all the time - it’s like being in a maze! |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 4707 |
Marjorie, I believe you have been tragically infected with the human DNA. |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 4708 |
The whole lab just wanted to thank you for all your work over the years. |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 4709 |
Wow, if the human trials go as well as the mice trials we're looking at a race of superhumans. |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 4710 |
How does Maze Supervisor sound? It comes with an increase in Swiss, Cheddar or Muenster, your choice. |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 4711 |
I feel like this is just another trap. |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 4712 |
Your authenticity will help immensely. |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 4713 |
What covid19 medication have you been taking? |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 4714 |
Well, I guess we don’t have to do the rat testing. |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 4715 |
I can assure you, we'll leave your kids out of this. |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 4716 |
Good news! At least we know that your children will respond to the vaccine! |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 4717 |
What will they think of next? |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 4718 |
First the good news. Your grant has been approved! |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 4719 |
Would you say your 'cure' has any negative side effects? |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 4720 |
I think we have been spending too much time in the lab |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 4721 |
Funny story. Now, we have to dissect you to figure out how you happened. |
1.1429 |
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| 4722 |
Yes, we are ready to start human trials. |
1.1429 |
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6 |
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0 |
| 4723 |
We have a vaccine. It works on humans. Next we will try it on mice. |
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7 |
6 |
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0 |
| 4724 |
Thank you for hiring me even after you found out I used to set mouse traps. |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 4725 |
We scheduled you for the maze later today. |
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6 |
1 |
0 |
| 4726 |
That's right, I'm Mouse 28573's boy, 28574.
But you can call me Al. |
1.1429 |
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7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 4727 |
Tell me again how you worked your way up from an entry level position. |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 4728 |
I'm here because your families dedication to this college is being celebrated next week. |
1.1429 |
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7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 4729 |
I know mice cannot contract the virus, but this is a most unconventional solution. |
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6 |
1 |
0 |
| 4730 |
Good news Dr. Fauci, I think we can reverse this side effect of the vaccine!" |
1.1429 |
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7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 4731 |
The good news is the drug is showing great potential; the bad news is we're going to have to sacrifice you for the study. |
1.1429 |
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7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 4732 |
Here's my application for test subject. |
1.1429 |
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7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 4733 |
With these promising results, your kids won't have to run around that maze anymore! |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 4734 |
I don’t understand why anyone is against animal testing. That lipstick looks really good on you. |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 4735 |
I'm your new assistant, Mr. Lab Rat. |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 4736 |
What do you mean "Welcome to the Rat Race"! |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 4737 |
The shipment of lab cats will be arriving very soon, Sir. |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 4738 |
Yes, the side effects ARE dramatic, but they’re so darn cute! |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 4739 |
Other than the obvious side effect, how do you feel after your COVID mouse antibody treatment? |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
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0 |
| 4740 |
And then, after I've been mutated too, we can both make sweet mousy love. |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 4741 |
Dr. Moreau...I think the transformation experiments of stale bread into cheddar cheese maybe going a bit too far.... |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 4742 |
We're looking to develop a mouse that doesn't like cheese. |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 4743 |
After a few more human trials we think it will be safe enough to test on mice. |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 4744 |
As I mentioned, it is a complex, dare I say, labyrinthine problem. |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 4745 |
I need some time on my own
I want you to move under the sink for awhile |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 4746 |
The effects of the Mouse Head Disguise drug will wear off soon. Try to make sure the Zoom camera is really off next time,Mr. Toobin. |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
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0 |
| 4747 |
Professor, the results are... Have you seen the Fly? |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 4748 |
Don’t worry. They left a piece of cheese in the men’s room so you wouldn’t have trouble finding it. |
1.1429 |
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6 |
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0 |
| 4749 |
Your educational credentials are impeccable and you interviewed very well. Now if you can just find this little piece of cheese in this puzzle thingy we’ve set up, I really like your chance s of joining our team here at the lab. |
1.1429 |
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6 |
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0 |
| 4750 |
They said they were sending a lab rat ... but ... |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 4751 |
The lab tests were inconclusive. The test subjects scattered like mice when Dr. Katz strolled into the room. |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 4752 |
We need a good lab rat around here. |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 4753 |
It does have some startling side effects, but the good news is that it keeps the cats away. |
1.1429 |
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7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 4754 |
My turn, CHEESEBRAIN! |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 4755 |
In my defense, at least I don't own a cat. |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 4756 |
Well, do you think this result will be like the last one? |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 4757 |
I see that PhD helped you get out of the maze. |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 4758 |
Don't take this the wrong way, but it's only been proven effective on mice. |
1.1429 |
0.09705 |
14 |
12 |
2 |
0 |
| 4759 |
The staff dining room is two flights down to the second floor, along the corridor to the left and past the elevator, then turn right at the third door. |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 4760 |
We're going to try tipping the paradigm on its head. |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 4761 |
So you're saying that your CRISPER experiment to eliminate your lactose intolerance to cheese is a success? |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 4762 |
Sir, are you not the guinea pig? |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 4763 |
Okay, you win. No hard feelings, I hope. |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 4764 |
We seem to be missing a small amount of the sample. |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 4765 |
To be honest sir I don't think that cheese By itself is Sufficient enticement for our human study subjects |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 4766 |
You must really like working here at PETA. |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 4767 |
I think we mixed up the DNA |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 4768 |
Dr. Rodent, I made that contribution to the Laboratory Animals’ Rights campaign before I knew you were replacing me. |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 4769 |
HR is definitely not mousy about promoting from within the company. |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 4770 |
Well, I had been thinking of using rabbits, but ... |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 4771 |
Are Cheetos still your favorite snack? |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 4772 |
I have five pet cats at home. How about you? |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 4773 |
Well Sir. It's about that test tube I accidentally spilt on your desk last week. |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 4774 |
No, we didn't skip Stage 1 testing. Why do you ask? |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 4775 |
... I recall you mentioning more Academy Award wins for you both than any other character-based, theatrical, animated series |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 4776 |
Rat poison? What rat poison? |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 4777 |
I’ve modified the molecular structure modestly. We’re going to need another set of volunteers. |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 4778 |
Congratulations! You are now immune! |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 4779 |
So... I have good news and bad news about this next phase. |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 4780 |
Mickey 2.0's doing well. |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 4781 |
Actually this test is not a maze. |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 4782 |
Oh, Heavens no, I never considered that. |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 4783 |
And, you use only small, white humans? |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 4784 |
Just so you know, this needs to be done by next friday, And I just turned my lab partner into a rat didn't I? |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 4785 |
Your hearing improved after taking it ? |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 4786 |
Yes, mice have made extraordinary advances in science but not usually in this capacity. |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 4787 |
What animals do we test on? Haha, oh wow. That's kind of a loaded ques. . . promise you won't get mad? |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 4788 |
As part of the program, we're even getting human test subjects ready for you. |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 4789 |
Our vaccine works, I have 100% immunity to COVID-19! |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 4790 |
I know humans aren't mice but the results of this trial are highly significant. |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 4791 |
"The lab has developed a new approach to ears since your time." |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 4792 |
And when the human trials are finished in about two weeks, we'll be ready to start with actual mice. |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 4793 |
But just because a drug performs well in humans, that doesn’t necessarily mean it’ll have the same result in rats |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 4794 |
Mr Toobin's test result is back... |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 4795 |
Now let's see what happens if we give you syphilis. |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 4796 |
Wow it didn't work for Covid, but who doesn't need a large mouse? |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 4797 |
Good news, Dr. Jekyll, you tested negative for COVID. |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 4798 |
I assure you that we will not require that the vaccine be tested on any of your relatives. |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 4799 |
The maze comes with a wedge of Swiss cheese at the end, but you can order cheddar, or tofu with peanut butter instead. |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 4800 |
Great news. We got the grant from PETA. |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 4801 |
Honestly, it's just a nickname. Call me Catherine. |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 4802 |
You were the only mouse in our study who didn't come closer when I cut the cheese. |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 4803 |
Too bad you salivated when the ID photographer said ‘Cheese’. |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 4804 |
Yes your mother was a guineas pig |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 4805 |
So i prepared these alternative facts in case Mr. Trump asks about side-effects. |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 4806 |
I conclude that in this race, the rats have definitely won. |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 4807 |
I started out in the mail room. You? |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 4808 |
Take off your clothes and relax. The maze will be ready soon. |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 4809 |
Growing up in Wisconsin, I was always interested in cheese. |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 4810 |
Well, I also want to join the rat race! |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 4811 |
So,Dr. Algernon,if a human eats cheese doodles with your “special” cheese extract, they will vote for Biden/Harris? |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 4812 |
We're excited about the new line of perfumes. We have cheddar, Swiss, Camembert, and Roquefort perfected. |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 4813 |
A small price to pay to be Covid-free |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 4814 |
Sorry, the antidote's just not ready yet. |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 4815 |
You should know there were other successful candidates for this position, but they are all currently in Lab Room 2B pressing a lever to give themselves unlimited pleasure, so best to avoid that area if you want to keep this job. |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 4816 |
They say if you give a mouse a lab coat, he'll ask you for the lab. At least you're familiar with the experiments already. |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 4817 |
I just don't think 'lab humans' is such a good idea |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 4818 |
Okay, then what would you propose we test on? |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 4819 |
How long ago did you start here? |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 4820 |
Those must be the findings from the field. |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 4821 |
...and then the old man is, like, 'a steering wheel that doesn't fly off' and he makes this other guy marry his mother-in-law. |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 4822 |
We need to turn the corner on a vaccine by Election Day. |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 4823 |
Your work is amazing! |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 4824 |
I’m honored to be selected as your guinea pig. |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 4825 |
I'm sorry, doctor, I don't know who moved your cheese. |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 4826 |
To think, lab rats used to be a self-deprecating term. We have both evolved. |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 4827 |
Shucks Boss, great costume but our Halloween party is not til the end of the month. |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 4828 |
The bad news is that the vaccine has shown some side effects in lab mice. |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 4829 |
I heard you were an amazing teacher! |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 4830 |
Dr. Whiskers, I don’t know how to tell you this, but I’m pregnant with your litter. |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 4831 |
Pizza Rat is en route, just grabbing a bite in the subway. |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 4832 |
The rat race left me exhausted and bespectacled. |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 4833 |
I hear you are the big cheese around here! |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 4834 |
I'll speak to someone who's been exposed to this, like Jeffrey Toobin. |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 4835 |
You took the vaccine when? |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 4836 |
Dr. Fauci. You've changed. Which antidote to the Trump virus do you wish? |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 4837 |
Yes, I'm almost certain the President will be fooled, Dr Fauci" |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 4838 |
These regulation reports are a waste of time and money. |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 4839 |
And there was no animal testing involved. |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 4840 |
You seem oddly overqualified for the available lab position. |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 4841 |
If I choose the right tube, you'll really give me a cookie? |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 4842 |
If you keep working at this pace you’re gonna turn into a lab rat |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 4843 |
Well Dr. Petri, there is still no change in our samples, but have you looked in the mirror lately? |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 4844 |
You've been hanging around here so often that I believe you have actually become a LAB-RAT .... |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 4845 |
I'm sorry sir but HIPAA privacy rules do not allow me to say if we have used any of your relatives in our studies. |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 4846 |
Cats aren't suitable for this study. They can't develop herd immunity." |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 4847 |
I made it through medical school, but wow, the way YOU made it through those mazes! |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 4848 |
Well, Professor, until you volunteered for the vaccine we'd only tested it on mice. |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 4849 |
As you’ve noticed, there is a small issue with the new vaccine. Your hearing must be phenomenal! |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 4850 |
Secretary Mnuchin, welcome, I wasn't expecting you in the lab today. |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 4851 |
Yes, sir. The DNA test is correction. You are a mouse. |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 4852 |
Good to see you Dr. Rat but I'm afraid we're not allowing family visitors during COVID-19.... |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 4853 |
Can we discuss these test results over a piece of cheese? |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 4854 |
Our using lab rats may give better results. |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 4855 |
Doctor, you have no idea what a lab-rat I am!... I mean... Umm... |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 4856 |
Dr. Hyde, have you been taking the experimental drug ‘Ratrol’ yourself? |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 4857 |
CRISPR certainly has helped your hair loss. |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 4858 |
I'm here to apply for the laboratory assistant position. |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 4859 |
I don't know how to tell you this, but you may be turning into a lab rat. |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 4860 |
Welcome! And may I say that, though I regret losing Dr. Jones, I'm happy for you that our experiment was a success. |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 4861 |
Good morning Doctor. I hope that solution improved your hearing |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 4862 |
So I take it you were able to make it through the maze ok? |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 4863 |
You sure you can't fit in this vile? |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 4864 |
Clearly, the results of our study of the intelligence of mice has exceeded our expectations. |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 4865 |
This experiment is dehumanizing |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 4866 |
Just keep your ears open,OK? |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
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6 |
1 |
0 |
| 4867 |
Yes, it was a cheesy idea, but it happens to cure the Plague, Hantavirus and bad breath due to gingivitis. |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
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6 |
1 |
0 |
| 4868 |
When they told me I'd be working with laboratory mice, this isn't what I expected...so, are you going to be the 'testee' or the 'testor' |
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| 4869 |
Actually, we're all hoping you'd be willing to try it. |
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| 4870 |
I’m sorry, I just found it funny that your wife’s name was Minnie. |
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0 |
| 4871 |
We're ready for the human trials now. |
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0 |
| 4872 |
Your research is useless, but I admire your commitment. |
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0 |
| 4873 |
We've found the question 'Am I a man or a mouse?' creates a false binary paradigm. |
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| 4874 |
No Mick, it has nothing to do with that. |
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| 4875 |
I want to work my way to the top just like you, Doctor E-149! |
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0 |
| 4876 |
As we promised, no side effects of your Covid 19 vaccination |
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0 |
| 4877 |
If my hypothesis is correct, my test tube definitely contained the LSD. |
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0 |
| 4878 |
Sir, with all due respect, I think we may be rushing vaccine testing a smidge too fast. |
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0 |
| 4879 |
Yes, you're proof that Gene Slicing works, but don't expect a job. |
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| 4880 |
I think I can explain your reaction to cheese. |
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0 |
| 4881 |
Can we now start testing on humans? |
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| 4882 |
We finally developed a successful vaccine...with unintended consequences |
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0 |
| 4883 |
And who’s suppose to be the test subject of your little experiment??? |
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| 4884 |
I think the side-effects are worth healing lactose intolerance" |
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| 4885 |
The cheese salad has definitely become more sophisticated. |
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| 4886 |
Susan, I know this is important work, but you have to go home some time or you'll turn into a lab rat. |
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| 4887 |
Doctor it is so very quiet in here. |
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0 |
| 4888 |
I hate to mention this, but the cat is now twelve feet tall. |
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| 4889 |
When they said to report to the murinealysis lab, I thought they had just spelt it wrong. |
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| 4890 |
You Seem Over-Qualified For This New Study. |
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0 |
| 4891 |
One of us has to scare the elephant in the room. |
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0 |
| 4892 |
Good morning Doctor, the laboratory humans are warming up on the running wheel awaiting final instruction on the maze." |
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| 4893 |
I am all ears. |
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| 4894 |
Well, Mr. President, you were warned that this was an experimental vaccine. |
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| 4895 |
Good news. Our article is being peer-reviewed by Disney. |
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0 |
| 4896 |
...and the bad news is that your vaccine did have one adverse side effect. |
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0 |
| 4897 |
Yes, that is one of the known side effects! |
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0 |
| 4898 |
Before we give you the job, there's just one small test. |
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| 4899 |
Not sure how to tell you this,but we've determined through exhaustive testing that you simply need to stop trying to grab the cheese if you don't want the trap to snap shut. There is no other way |
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| 4900 |
Who'd have known the cure to COVID-19 was hidden in casu marzu. |
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| 4901 |
Thanks Dr.Labrat for agreeing to volunteer to test my experimental vaccine. Your personal experience comments will be very valuable for my research paper. |
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| 4902 |
Welcome, Dr. Little. Our lead researcher on bird flu, Dr. Margalo, will be with us shortly. |
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| 4903 |
You almost fooled me, but no, back into your cage. |
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| 4904 |
So the side effects included growth of the earlobes? |
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0 |
| 4905 |
I am worried about my next experiment with the mouse. |
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0 |
| 4906 |
You’ll be happy to hear that the results turned out blue instead of red. |
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0 |
| 4907 |
The disguise isn't working; back to your cage. |
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0 |
| 4908 |
I honestly don't understand why so many people are against experiments with mice. |
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0 |
| 4909 |
Dr. Payback I presume? |
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0 |
| 4910 |
I smell a human |
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0 |
| 4911 |
No doctor, you cannot participate in the testing no matter how you “identify.” |
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| 4912 |
When you exit,it's left turn,then right turn, left and then right,then another left,then 2 right turns and the cafeteria is at the end. |
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| 4913 |
Good morning Doctor. I see the empathy counseling is going well. |
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| 4914 |
Doctor, I'm so pleased to see that our head-swapping experiment has had such positive results! |
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0 |
| 4915 |
Which test tube did you drink from, Doctor? |
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0 |
| 4916 |
We never test mice. |
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| 4917 |
I can't seem to get ANY volunteers for your CoVid vaccine!
I'd take it myself, but I'm so allergic to cheese! |
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0 |
| 4918 |
How did you hear about it? |
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0 |
| 4919 |
Well this clipboard is all Kid Rock lyrics |
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0 |
| 4920 |
Have you ever been told you look like Dr. Fauci? |
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0 |
| 4921 |
Dr. Fauci called back while you were out to say that the vaccine tests on humans at our mice run laboratory looked very encouraging: |
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| 4922 |
We make a great team - a mousy doc and an adorable lab rat! |
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0 |
| 4923 |
I see you decided to try the vaccine on yourself. |
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0 |
| 4924 |
Um, it was brave of you to test it on yourself, but I think that's a pretty significant side effect from the vaccine. |
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0 |
| 4925 |
Sadly, Ben, a mouse slipped into the lab during our experiment triggering a man/rodent merger. On the bright side, your love of cheese has a higher reward to risk ratio. |
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0 |
| 4926 |
Sorry Tom -you’ll have to step away from this experiment- you are related to our lab subjects. |
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0 |
| 4927 |
Sorry I'm a bit late. I got lost in that maze of corridors. |
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0 |
| 4928 |
Your choice now. All man or all mouse? |
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0 |
| 4929 |
Professor, I am sorry to report that none of these vaccines saved our rodent subjects. I’m wondering if the next time we ask for volunteers. I’m thinking that our President will volunteer because his response prevented the spread of COVID-19 |
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| 4930 |
We still haven't found a way out of the maze, sir. |
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0 |
| 4931 |
We haven't seen this reaction to the vaccine in any other volunteers. |
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0 |
| 4932 |
Thanks for releasing me from the maze, Dr. Cheeseman. The other subjects cordially request an alternative to provolone as their reward. |
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0 |
| 4933 |
You really have worked your way up within the company. |
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0 |
| 4934 |
I certainly respect your unique opinion as a lab rat |
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0 |
| 4935 |
I'm so happy to meet you sir. I've heard you started in the lab at the bottom and worked your way to the top! |
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0 |
| 4936 |
I promise to be as quiet as a mouse about your latest experiment. |
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0 |
| 4937 |
Um RICE; I said we are testing the serum on RICE. |
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6 |
1 |
0 |
| 4938 |
So, any Thanksgiving plans? |
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7 |
6 |
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0 |
| 4939 |
With COVID, it's amazing you can still smell cheese. |
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0 |
| 4940 |
Yes sir, I am aware you are the head cheese in charge... |
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0 |
| 4941 |
I also did my thesis on the nutritional benefits of Cheez-Whiz... that was mostly because of my budget, though. |
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0 |
| 4942 |
I shared an apartment with your daughter in grad school. |
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0 |
| 4943 |
Last night I dreamed that I'm the experiment. |
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| 4944 |
That was very brave of you to test the new vaccine on yourself. Given death as an alternative, the side effects should be acceptable. |
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0 |
| 4945 |
Yes we can now confirm that the virus originates in mice. |
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0 |
| 4946 |
Our COVID vaccine tested effectively on humans and I think it’s time for Phase 1 mice trials. |
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0 |
| 4947 |
Morty, I love working with you! Together we are going to singlehandedly change the meaning of the phrase "Lab Rat". |
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0 |
| 4948 |
Are you a man or a mouse? |
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0 |
| 4949 |
It’s not my fault you drank from the beaker instead of your coffee. |
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0 |
| 4950 |
We think we found the cheese. |
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0 |
| 4951 |
I like that peanut butter and cheese smell you've got going on. |
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0 |
| 4952 |
It seems the cheese for the lab rats is gone. |
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0 |
| 4953 |
The tests show you must cut down on your cheese intake. |
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| 4954 |
My ears are burning, Jane. Do tell me how our new
experiment is coming along! |
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0 |
| 4955 |
Woman: I think there may be a conflict Of interest.
Mouse: Our president has compelling evidence that I was wrong, and mice are immune if he is. |
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0 |
| 4956 |
So what kind of maze experiment did you want me to take part in, Dr. Squeaky? |
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0 |
| 4957 |
Good news. I really like the new hairstyle. But I do miss my tail. |
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1 |
0 |
| 4958 |
Finally! I’ve met an attractive man! |
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0 |
| 4959 |
Yes! Our findings do indicate the mice are much socialized than we previously thought. How did you know? |
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0 |
| 4960 |
Now go find the cheese Gretchen |
1.1429 |
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0 |
| 4961 |
I'm guessing you didn't get the placebo. |
1.1429 |
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0 |
| 4962 |
I'm having second thoughts about volunteering for the next vaccine trials... |
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0 |
| 4963 |
If you object to animal testing, you might consider transferring to the computer lab. I hear they’re looking for a new computer mouse. |
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0 |
| 4964 |
Could you please jump on to the next floor for the vaccine formula, Mr. Ratlee? |
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0 |
| 4965 |
I ran your samples Fred- you’re sterile.
That leaves that pighead Marvin. Well.. I guess I’m having piglets! |
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0 |
| 4966 |
The study was stopped because large highly intelligent white mice are an unintended consequence of the vaccine. |
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0 |
| 4967 |
I hope you didn't have any trouble finding the lab. This place is such a maze. |
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0 |
| 4968 |
Ummm.....let's trial this on cats! |
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0 |
| 4969 |
I really appreciate that you're all ears to hear my data. |
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0 |
| 4970 |
Really??? Seriously??? I passed the "Maze"!! |
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0 |
| 4971 |
And if we see some promising research we'll upgrade your lab with modern equipment. |
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0 |
| 4972 |
Are we all out of the N-95s? |
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0 |
| 4973 |
Look, I'm not going to rat on you, but next time, label your tubes correctly. |
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| 4974 |
Professor M, well the trumpettes are still getting stuck in the maze at the first left turn.. |
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| 4975 |
Your great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandmother would be so proud |
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0 |
| 4976 |
And this one will make the cheese smell like Annette Funicello. |
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0 |
| 4977 |
No, there is no saliva test I can administer |
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0 |
| 4978 |
When they said they were sending me a lab rat, I never expected... |
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0 |
| 4979 |
Please put on a mask indoors and closer than six feet sir! And what's up with those ears? |
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0 |
| 4980 |
Any idea where the tiny little people I had in the refrigerator got to? |
1.1429 |
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0 |
| 4981 |
``Just as I suspected. You're a rabbit.'' |
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0 |
| 4982 |
I see you finally got out of the maze. Next test is chemistry. |
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0 |
| 4983 |
I'm so pleased with the commitment this company made to a diverse workforce! Am I the first woman to be hired? |
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0 |
| 4984 |
Thanks but I don't participate in new study |
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0 |
| 4985 |
We won't be needing you any more we are starting trials on humans. |
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0 |
| 4986 |
You came highly recommended due to your work with mazes. |
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| 4987 |
People are saying that if you front being rich for fame and power, and are the one person in the world privileged to have access to all four, you feel twenty years younger! |
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| 4988 |
I’m sorry, Bill, it will never work. I’m lactose intolerant. |
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0 |
| 4989 |
You've certainly climbed the ladder since your days as a lab rat, boss. |
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| 4990 |
''Professor, you look much better! Has your back pain ceased?"
"Turns out it was an ear infection, Martha. I'm alright now." |
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| 4991 |
Congrats on the promotion. I didn’t realize our ‘hire from within’ program was expanded. |
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0 |
| 4992 |
About that mouse bite you received... |
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0 |
| 4993 |
Care to stroll through the maze a while, Doctor? |
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| 4994 |
The new formula cured your disease, but the risk-benefit analysis will be problematic. |
1.1429 |
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0 |
| 4995 |
My parents lived with Einstein most of their lives... |
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0 |
| 4996 |
I know these look tasty, but try to...control yourself. |
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0 |
| 4997 |
Sorry for mixing up the test tubes, Dr. Z. |
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0 |
| 4998 |
Yes, being changed into a giant mouse is an unfortunate side effect, but do you want to wear a mask forever? |
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0 |
| 4999 |
These look promising, but they also sell excellent cheese at the store. |
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| 5000 |
We're hoping that this side effect of Hydroxychloroquine is temporary. We should know more after November 3rd. |
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0 |
| 5001 |
We can't always extrapolate the results to mice. |
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0 |
| 5002 |
As Chairman of the Rat Department, you cannot attempt to influence my vote! |
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0 |
| 5003 |
So you're the result of a natural experiment? |
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| 5004 |
We'll get along fine as long as you always remember that you were only a "token" hire, right?! |
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0 |
| 5005 |
The lab coat doesn't fool me. |
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| 5006 |
Yes, I said that we perform 'amazing' things here. What was your client's interpretation? |
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| 5007 |
Welcome doctor, we are so proud to now be part of the Disney company. |
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0 |
| 5008 |
Dr. Conley, thanks again for agreeing to take the non-FDA approved COVID treatments on behalf of the President. He still has no idea he received a placebo. |
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| 5009 |
You were such a great test subject that we're always proud to hire from within |
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| 5010 |
Well, Doctor, I see you are already familiar with the side effects
Jerry Zaro
Harrison, NY |
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| 5011 |
I concur, your hypothesis of a better mousetrap is negative. |
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0 |
| 5012 |
If we get hung up on minor side effects, we’ll never get a vaccine. |
1.1429 |
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0 |
| 5013 |
Does it produce immunity? |
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0 |
| 5014 |
You were right doctor. It proved 33% effective on humans. |
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| 5015 |
Would you be interested in taking a survey on the ethics of animal testing? |
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| 5016 |
Sir, I am still struggling a bit with your focus on
developing human toxins. |
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| 5017 |
I said your new cologne smells like the shore not the sewer. |
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6 |
1 |
0 |
| 5018 |
Oh, you need't dress. It's just an experiment. |
1.1429 |
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7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 5019 |
Your cage is on the way. |
1.1429 |
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1 |
0 |
| 5020 |
I am sorry Doctor, but we cannot find any mice who will agree to testing the vaccine. Can we count on you? |
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0 |
| 5021 |
I'm afraid I don't have any recollection about relatives of yours who were taking part in the experiments. |
1.1429 |
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7 |
6 |
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0 |
| 5022 |
Wow, you're as much a rodent as I'm a human. We need a new illustrator. |
1.1429 |
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7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 5023 |
Another day, another cheese cube, huh? |
1.1429 |
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7 |
6 |
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0 |
| 5024 |
Well, it did cure your erectile dysfunction. |
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6 |
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0 |
| 5025 |
Congratulations on your promotion to director of the mouse enhancement project! I can't wait to see where you take it from here. |
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1 |
0 |
| 5026 |
I swear, Yancy, you're perfect for this experiment! |
1.1429 |
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7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 5027 |
I'm here to prove my theory of putting the genie back in the bottle. |
1.1429 |
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7 |
6 |
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0 |
| 5028 |
It's good to know that the company promotes from within. |
1.1429 |
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7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 5029 |
The new mouse based Covid vaccine has only one small drawback! |
1.1429 |
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6 |
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0 |
| 5030 |
Placebos at 7 it is then. Same maze as last time? |
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0 |
| 5031 |
Bottom line?
There is no better mousetrap! |
1.1429 |
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7 |
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0 |
| 5032 |
Welcome to this side of the maze. |
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7 |
6 |
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0 |
| 5033 |
And I thought I was a bit of a labrat. |
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7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 5034 |
Dr. Mauci, do you have your letter of reference from the President? |
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7 |
6 |
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0 |
| 5035 |
Yes, of course they completed clinical trials to check for side effects. |
1.1429 |
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0 |
| 5036 |
One more experiment that bad. I am very sorry. |
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7 |
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0 |
| 5037 |
I don't know what you've heard, but I've always supported mice in medical research |
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7 |
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0 |
| 5038 |
Sorry, we were looking to fill to fill the position with more of an entry level lab rat. |
1.1429 |
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7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 5039 |
I've always been kind of a lab rat |
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7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 5040 |
The world owes you a debt, doctor, for taking the first vaccine. |
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6 |
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0 |
| 5041 |
Dinner would be lovely. But I'm just getting over a long relationship with a real rat. |
1.1429 |
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7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 5042 |
Oh yeah? Check out what I can do with these test tubes with opposable thumbs. |
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6 |
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0 |
| 5043 |
Do you really think we should go right to human testing? |
1.1429 |
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7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 5044 |
Ok,we’ll stop mouse research |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 5045 |
and once we finish the human trials, we can do mice test! |
1.1429 |
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5 |
1 |
0 |
| 5046 |
Now you try it! |
1.1429 |
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0 |
| 5047 |
How about this time we do a doubleblind on vampire bats instead of mice, and on Trump Admin. officials instead of humans? |
1.1429 |
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| 5048 |
Well, there's gaining their confidence and then there's gaining their confidence. |
1.1429 |
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7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 5049 |
Are we ready to tame the shrew? |
1.1429 |
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6 |
1 |
0 |
| 5050 |
Due to the covid-19 lockdown, we've run out of sperm donors. Ms. Williams is coming today for her next insemination. Would you mind pitching in? |
1.1429 |
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6 |
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0 |
| 5051 |
You should feel proud. The vast majority of participants don't complete our training program. |
1.1429 |
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7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 5052 |
this is all very confusing- I thought you were the study |
1.1429 |
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7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 5053 |
Dr. Lab? Oh, I'm sorry, I thought you were a dog. |
1.1429 |
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7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 5054 |
I'll be happy to show you the lab! |
1.1429 |
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7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 5055 |
But your your sperm count is off the charts" |
1.1429 |
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7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 5056 |
Thanks for coming on such short notice. I know it's a maze out there. |
1.1429 |
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7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 5057 |
Did you have any trouble finding the lab? |
1.1429 |
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7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 5058 |
Dr Katz, is it? |
1.1429 |
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6 |
1 |
0 |
| 5059 |
Well, I suppose I did specify that we'll need mice for this experiment. Hmm... have you ever been to a corn maze? |
1.1429 |
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0 |
| 5060 |
I'd show you around the lab but I think we'd rather you find the cheese room on your own. |
1.1429 |
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7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 5061 |
I guess we're using frogs this term |
1.1429 |
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7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 5062 |
Well one of us has to change |
1.1429 |
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7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 5063 |
No, no side effects as far as I can tell. |
1.1429 |
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7 |
6 |
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0 |
| 5064 |
I understand your position Mick, but animal trials first WOULD be typical protocol |
1.1429 |
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7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 5065 |
Professor, are there really no side effects of your gene therapy? |
1.1429 |
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7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 5066 |
I'm so sorry Norman, but it appears your nephew was one of the test specimens |
1.1429 |
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7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 5067 |
sorry I have to take tomorrow off work to have the IUD removed from my perforated uterine wall but I promise that next week I'll be back here working full steam ahead exclusively and explicitly on birth control for women only |
1.1429 |
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7 |
6 |
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0 |
| 5068 |
I’m sorry, but we have to let you go under our new animal-free testing policy. |
1.1429 |
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7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 5069 |
The cat's here...time to work. |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 5070 |
I told them that you were once one of them and it didn’t elicit the response I was hoping for. |
1.1429 |
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6 |
1 |
0 |
| 5071 |
3,000 of your kids have Covid-19 now, hopefully a dozen will survive. |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 5072 |
Since we have to work together, I should apologize for previously sacrificing your mother, father and your 83 siblings. |
1.1429 |
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6 |
1 |
0 |
| 5073 |
I'm afraid you're going to have to choose between career and family. |
1.1429 |
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7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 5074 |
It’s your turn to go through the maze. |
1.1429 |
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7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 5075 |
What we've now proven without question is that, yes the mouse does get the cheese. |
1.1429 |
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7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 5076 |
Congratulations, Dr. Mouse, on your promotion to Lab Animal Coordinator. |
1.1429 |
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7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 5077 |
Professor, you will get some extra cheese if you manage to switch back your genes to human again! |
1.1429 |
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7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 5078 |
Okaaay... I taught the mice to escape and put tiny humans in the cages. |
1.1429 |
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7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 5079 |
i presume that we are good on diversity. |
1.1429 |
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7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 5080 |
The maze? Down the hall and to your left. |
1.1429 |
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7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 5081 |
Technically it doesn’t count as human testing. |
1.1429 |
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7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 5082 |
You do know that the test results will be invalidated if any of the subjects are relatives. |
1.1429 |
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7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 5083 |
Have you tried smiling? That's what they keep saying to me. |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 5084 |
Dr. Fauci, I know you said you'd be the first in line, but it's not ready! |
1.1429 |
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7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 5085 |
Well, sir, with all due respect, I don't agree that our work is complete just because our trials show the drug may cure cancer in mice. |
1.1429 |
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7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 5086 |
I hate to be a pest, but... |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 5087 |
It’s like running through a maze to get anything done around here. Ohhhh wait....you already know that. |
1.1429 |
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7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 5088 |
Dr. Milgrom, I presume? |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 5089 |
When I said, your research reminder me of The Fly, it was just an observation, not a suggestion. |
1.1429 |
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7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 5090 |
If you want to lose your head, you'll have to try these four vials. |
1.1429 |
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7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 5091 |
Should we feel more excited that all four sticks turned blue? |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 5092 |
I think it's great that you worked your way up from the maze. |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 5093 |
When you described yourself as a |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 5094 |
I'm concerned, I'm imagining lab rats everywhere I go. |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 5095 |
If we're going to test Trump, we'll need larger test tubes! |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 5096 |
I had nothing to do with that. |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 5097 |
OK, one more week of playing scientist, but then you have to go back to being the experiment! |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 5098 |
We need to bring in a geneticist. |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 5099 |
We need to begin our first trial of COVID19 vaccine on politicians. Is this the list of Volunteers? |
1.1429 |
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6 |
1 |
0 |
| 5100 |
The self cross-cloning was well executed, sir, but the Board feels your role on the lab animal ethics committee is now a bit...conflicted. |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 5101 |
You'll just have to wait your turn, big boy |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 5102 |
When you were just another rat in the maze, I never dreamed you’d be my boss someday. |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 5103 |
I’m sorry but I’m looking for a boyfriend who is a little less mousy |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 5104 |
Believe it or not, my name is Kat. |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 5105 |
Do you remember which vile we used for your trial? |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 5106 |
I just want to say what an honor it is to work alongside a lab rat in this capacity. |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 5107 |
Sir, I don't think the humans are reacting well to the vaccine because they're turning blue!" |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 5108 |
I think we should get married... |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 5109 |
None of these products were tested on anyone you know |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 5110 |
I know he wants it before the election but it really might still need work. |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 5111 |
I can see how your experiment paid off, Dad. |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 5112 |
Yes, and I also believe that we could start using humans as test subjects. |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 5113 |
This is your very last test. The poison is in only one of these vials. |
1.1429 |
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7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 5114 |
And if anyone says you don't deserve to wear that coat, Rodent Resources is just down the hall. |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 5115 |
Different color coat today |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 5116 |
Is John Steinbeck our boss? |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 5117 |
I'm not sure using snakes would be a good solution. |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
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6 |
1 |
0 |
| 5118 |
Sir, I think there may be some side effects to your coronavirus vaccine |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 5119 |
You should have specified a sport-coat and T-shirt and I would have changed the formula. |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 5120 |
All lives matter. |
1.1429 |
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6 |
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0 |
| 5121 |
I've been talking with the rest of the lab staff and we all think you should be spending more time at home, Dr. Topolino. |
1.1429 |
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6 |
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0 |
| 5122 |
The paper reviewers asked for more details on the type of cheese we used in the experiment |
1.1429 |
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6 |
1 |
0 |
| 5123 |
Who’s the lab rat now? |
1.1429 |
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7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 5124 |
Professor, I’d like to apply for the Cheese Grant. |
1.1429 |
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7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 5125 |
I’ve just gotten over my rat boyfriend. This internship with City Mouse just doesn’t feel right. |
1.1429 |
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7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 5126 |
Well, doctor, who says it has to be publish OR perish. |
1.1429 |
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6 |
1 |
0 |
| 5127 |
Eureka! I’ve got it!”
“I’m all ears |
1.1429 |
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6 |
1 |
0 |
| 5128 |
Um, yes, I meant "cats"! Cats will be the experimental animal I will be using...definitely cats. |
1.1429 |
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6 |
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0 |
| 5129 |
I loved your presentation, but we're having problems finding volunteers for the vaccine trials. |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
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6 |
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0 |
| 5130 |
From the labyrinth to the lab in three months. You are to be congratulated. |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
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6 |
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0 |
| 5131 |
I think you need to take a Tylenol doctor. You’re looking a little cheesy. |
1.1429 |
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0 |
| 5132 |
And that’s why I’d like you to put shampoo in my eyes. |
1.1429 |
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6 |
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0 |
| 5133 |
We have no reported cases of Covid 19 in mice. The vaccine obviously works |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 5134 |
Is that the last of your aMAZing stories? |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 5135 |
Wow! I didn’t expect you to grow so fast and be so handsome! |
1.1429 |
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7 |
6 |
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0 |
| 5136 |
The good news - the experiment was a success. The bad news - nobody is hiring in this economy. |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
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0 |
| 5137 |
I agree that our test subjects have been limited,
but frankly it is very hard to recruit other species. |
1.1429 |
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1 |
0 |
| 5138 |
Gee, I never really thought that lad rat experiment would ever really work. |
1.1429 |
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6 |
1 |
0 |
| 5139 |
I guess I should’ve been more specific. |
1.1429 |
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7 |
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1 |
0 |
| 5140 |
I’m sure it’s a side effect. Just not sure if it’s your Covid vaccine or my Psilocybin. |
1.1429 |
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6 |
1 |
0 |
| 5141 |
The human trials went well-- I think we're ready to proceed to mice. |
1.1429 |
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6 |
1 |
0 |
| 5142 |
Dr. Algernon, if you'll follow me into the next room there are some flowers for you. |
1.1429 |
0.09705 |
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2 |
0 |
| 5143 |
Your move up the ranks has been impressive since you solved that maze |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
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6 |
1 |
0 |
| 5144 |
We all admire your passion, Jim, but you may be getting a little too close to your work. |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
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6 |
1 |
0 |
| 5145 |
Who knew that research on an algorithm to find cheese in a maze faster could be so well funded? |
1.1429 |
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6 |
1 |
0 |
| 5146 |
i need you to know i'm 100% not okay with this. like this is fucked. this is seriously fucked. |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 5147 |
This final test should reveal which one of us is the hallucination." |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 5148 |
Lab Mouse Ma'am, not Lab Rat. |
1.1429 |
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0 |
| 5149 |
It's been an honor serving as an intern for someone like you, Mr. Murino, who started at the bottom and worked his way up in the lab. |
1.1429 |
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| 5150 |
Welcome to my team, Dan! I'm sure you'll feel right at home here. |
1.1429 |
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0 |
| 5151 |
I'm sorry Doctor, but continuing to test on humans seems a little like animal abuse to me. |
1.1429 |
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0 |
| 5152 |
I'm sure calling my hair "mousey brown" was meant as a compliment, Dr. Käseesser. |
1.1429 |
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6 |
1 |
0 |
| 5153 |
I think I’ve got it! I turn right, then left, then left again. |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 5154 |
Your first big project as an intern at Purdue Pharma is to help us create a TikTok channel. |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
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6 |
1 |
0 |
| 5155 |
I agree, increasing workplace diversity does help us better empathize with our subjects. |
1.1429 |
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0 |
| 5156 |
I see we've made great strides in collaborative research. |
1.1429 |
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1 |
0 |
| 5157 |
I can see this is no Mickey Mouse operation. |
1.1429 |
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0 |
| 5158 |
I'm still figuring out how all the hallways and meeting rooms connect here, but you MUST check out this artisanal cheese lounge I stumbled on - I mean, what am I thinking? You must go there every night. Wait, is that racist?" |
1.1429 |
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| 5159 |
After we received reparation, we bought out all the labs and replaced mice with politicians. |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
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0 |
| 5160 |
Sorry I’m late, this place is a real maze. |
1.1429 |
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0 |
| 5161 |
I'm not just an ordinary lab rat. I have a Ph.D. |
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| 5162 |
Yes I am sure Dr. Katz and staff are on sabbatical from this testing Lab. |
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| 5163 |
Sure--you might have done this experiment a million times, but there's no need to resort to mouse-plaining. |
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| 5164 |
Oh, I totally agree that testing it on yourself first was apropos. I'm just saying we shouldn't be surprised by dipshits who consider it 'ironic.' |
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| 5165 |
I know I shouldn't say this, but "eek". |
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| 5166 |
So far, so good, Dr. Mengele. |
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| 5167 |
Glad to finally meet you Algernon, I have heard a lot about you from Charlie! |
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| 5168 |
Do you know anyone we could try the vaccine on? |
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| 5169 |
Great news! These results suggest we found a cure...for mice. |
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| 5170 |
Great news! Those on the trial drug put on their pants and entered their Zoom meeting two minutes faster. |
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| 5171 |
I think I know which one of us got the placebo. |
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| 5172 |
And what is the good news? We have all the cheeses.... |
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| 5173 |
While these are super effective, research shows customers would like less visible aids. |
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| 5174 |
What do you say we experiment on men first for a change. |
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| 5175 |
Why didn't I think of cheese? |
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| 5176 |
All your talk about following your dreams has inspired the lab rats - they want to know your secret to success. What should I tell them? |
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| 5177 |
I’m glad you found your way to the lab so quickly; it’s a real maze down here. |
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| 5178 |
Good news…we’re ready to begin testing with mice. Bad news…. |
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| 5179 |
We've increased the cheese. |
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| 5180 |
'We're short on lab rats today, so I was hoping you could step in and take one for the team." |
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| 5181 |
"What a clever way to distract our patient during his CAT scan." |
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| 5182 |
I hear you did well in the maze thing, congratulations. |
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| 5183 |
You want me to sacrifice the human subjects instead? |
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| 5184 |
Unfortunately for you the tests on mice are done first. |
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| 5185 |
Looks like we need to rethink our policy on animal testing. |
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| 5186 |
You know I'd really appreciate it if we used different test subjects." |
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| 5187 |
I hear you've already run through quite a few experiments. |
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| 5188 |
We tested your DNA and traced you back to a basement on Front Street. |
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| 5189 |
So, where’s my Model X Fairy Godmother? |
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| 5190 |
I’m sure we can reverse these adverse effects. |
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0 |
| 5191 |
The antidote to reverse the Rodentia effect is now ready. |
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| 5192 |
Who knew gene splicing was so complicated? |
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| 5193 |
I heard you squeaked by your Ph.D. exam. |
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| 5194 |
I'm glad you found the lab–this building can be a bit of a maze. |
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| 5195 |
Well,Dr...er...Mouse...I'm not sure this lab is the right fit for you |
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| 5196 |
Coming the way you suggested, I got to work two minutes early this morning! Is there any of that vegan salad left? |
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| 5197 |
Walter, please get back in your cage before someone sees you. |
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| 5198 |
We haven’t got a vaccine yet but we’re doing some great things with animals |
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| 5199 |
Tell me how the experiment went. I'm all ears. |
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| 5200 |
Sorry doctor, it appears our findings were inconclusive. I guess it's back the old hamster wheel! (pretend he's a hamster) |
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| 5201 |
I swear, the fact that you are in charge and we decided to do a triple blind study , is totally coincidental. |
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| 5202 |
I’m just here to observe you. |
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| 5203 |
How great we have equal opportunity here finally. All the other white rat's were specimens. |
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| 5204 |
Professor, the good news: your blood type is ABH. The bad news: you’ll be sleeping in a cage tonight. |
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| 5205 |
Did the new vaccine have any side effects? |
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| 5206 |
What's wrong with making a better mousetrap? |
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7 |
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0 |
| 5207 |
Yes, I’m attracted to you, but I don’t do interspecies relationships. |
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| 5208 |
As I said, most of our test subjects prefer anonymity. |
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0 |
| 5209 |
Just think of me as your guinea pig |
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| 5210 |
Doctor, you will win the No Bell prize for this! |
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| 5211 |
It appears one of us may be experiencing some side effects. |
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| 5212 |
When we started this research on genetic mutations months ago I was thrilled to be working with you, but since then you've changed. |
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| 5213 |
His rock star brother Chuck may have had all the glory, but it was Dr Edwin E Cheese’s groundbreaking work that history would remember |
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| 5214 |
I worked really hard to get in this position and i don't want you to ruin this |
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| 5215 |
I would like to sign up for more New Yorker posts. So i al here to change the algorithm and have more of it in my feed |
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| 5216 |
So tell that human , don’t worry. Your biological behavior is known to me . |
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| 5217 |
This is the same lab where the whole Peter Parker thing happened” |
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| 5218 |
It’s from us to us |
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| 5219 |
Confirmed, sir. You enjoy cheese. |
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| 5220 |
If You Give a Mouse a Science Degree... |
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| 5221 |
It was my year, and I put all of you in the lab to let us live free life |
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| 5222 |
For the last time, Gary, we're not making cat poison. |
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| 5223 |
I’ll assume there are no conflicts of interest that I should be aware of, Dr. Mouse. |
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| 5224 |
While you won’t receive pay for this internship, you will have the opportunity to participate in various experiments. |
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| 5225 |
Antisocial humans in the experimental group all refused to wear masks in public. |
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| 5226 |
Make sure they come in cheese flavor. |
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| 5227 |
Of Mice and Jenn |
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| 5228 |
That's not what they meant when they said wear a mask. |
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0 |
| 5229 |
Your Stockholm Syndrome ploy is quite effective, Doctor |
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| 5230 |
So, uh, do you plan on spending the holidays with your family? |
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| 5231 |
After decades of being tested on, the mice were about to get their revenge. |
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| 5232 |
It's not so bad. You should see all the candy I get at Halloween! |
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| 5233 |
I’m sorry, don’t ask me why but nowadays in the scientific community it’s frowned upon to give a mouse a cookie |
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| 5234 |
Let's do the mutualism between us |
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| 5235 |
Yeah, I don't think that new mascara is ready to hit the shelves yet |
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| 5236 |
I tried the vaccine myself and I haven’t seen any side effects so far- but an extreme craving for cheese. |
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| 5237 |
Im sorry Carl, there is no easy way to tell tell you this. Your brother didn’t make it out of the maze alive. |
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| 5238 |
I’m not sure observing the maze experiment is the best idea for your first day at work |
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| 5239 |
I now realize that the ‘International Cheeses’ themed potluck may have been insensitive. |
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| 5240 |
You were right about Mr. Whiskers. That cat was trippin |
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0 |
| 5241 |
Dr.Mouse, we need more humans to test the vaccination! |
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0 |
| 5242 |
Give me the keys, Susan. |
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0 |
| 5243 |
It's a shame they cut the funding for your research but I heard disneyland is open and hiring. |
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| 5244 |
We do not talk about numbers in here, Karen. Stop questioning the status quo and start considering my claims as facts. |
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| 5245 |
Oh, you're from Harlem? I live right on the A-train there |
1.1429 |
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0 |
| 5246 |
Figuring out the maze does not make you my equal. |
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0 |
| 5247 |
Hey Doc, thanks for getting those lab results back to us so quickly. It must help that your lab is always squeaky clean! |
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| 5248 |
So miss if you could please drink from the first vial. We really need make sure this new energy drink is safe for the mouse population. |
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0 |
| 5249 |
I think we’ve made a big mousetake |
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1 |
0 |
| 5250 |
No one told me it stopped at finding the cheese. |
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0 |
| 5251 |
Ah, Dr. Algernon! Thank you for those flowers. That was very thoughtful of you |
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| 5252 |
My Dr. Fauci, they are so much bigger in real life .. |
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0 |
| 5253 |
My short-term goal is to improve on my anthropomorphic tendencies. |
1.1429 |
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0 |
| 5254 |
Do we have those filthy humans lined up for testing? |
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1 |
0 |
| 5255 |
You really worked your way up from the bottom here. |
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1 |
0 |
| 5256 |
Deborah, you look different today |
1.1429 |
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6 |
1 |
0 |
| 5257 |
Hello Pinky, my name is Brain. |
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0 |
| 5258 |
So far, no major side effects |
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0 |
| 5259 |
Welcome to the rat-race. You’ll do fine. |
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0 |
| 5260 |
Congratulations, you’re now covid-free, Mr. Nelson. Now, do you have any ideas on how to save us from ourselves? |
1.1429 |
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0 |
| 5261 |
I'm a huge fan of Who Moved My Cheese. |
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0 |
| 5262 |
I'm breaking up with you...my friends are right, you're a mouse. |
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| 5263 |
Did you see the game last night? It was a real squeaker- erm uh close one. |
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| 5264 |
The labcat results are very promising, doctor! |
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| 5265 |
Okay, I’ve learned to tolerate all the mansplaining that goes around here...but this?! |
1.1429 |
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| 5266 |
So you thought your old job was a rat race. |
1.1429 |
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| 5267 |
I’m confident these trials will help our lab build a better mousetra- uh never mind. |
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| 5268 |
To you, it was a passionate affair. To me, it was really more like a test. |
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| 5269 |
I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to be insensitive to the #meecetoo movement. |
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0 |
| 5270 |
Do you know what a dichotomy this is for me! |
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0 |
| 5271 |
We did it, the cat is out of the bag! |
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0 |
| 5272 |
The only thing stopping me short of publication is the question of whether you like cheese enough to be electrocuted. |
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0 |
| 5273 |
My how the tables have turned... |
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0 |
| 5274 |
It’s just so hard NOT to bring work home with you when your working on family all day, ya know? |
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0 |
| 5275 |
Oh how the turntables -Michael Scott |
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| 5276 |
Wow, and this whole time I thought I was conducting the experiments. |
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| 5277 |
I don’t think we can announce the results yet. It’s only been tested on laboratory animals. |
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0 |
| 5278 |
Your turn Suzy. |
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| 5279 |
Oh, so you're the one with gender 'anonymouse'! |
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| 5280 |
Professor, we confirm the hypothesis: Humans keep failing the memory test. |
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| 5281 |
Soo, when can I expect those test subjects? |
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| 5282 |
#Wake up doctor Fauci, you fell asleep at your desk again” |
1.1429 |
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0 |
| 5283 |
I’m sorry. It’s still cheese. |
1.1429 |
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0 |
| 5284 |
Was the sound of my lab experiment too loud for your ears again, Dr. Mou-ci? |
1.1429 |
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0 |
| 5285 |
What big ears you have |
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0 |
| 5286 |
Congratulations, You fulfill all the requirements for the only trial for our vaccine. |
1.1429 |
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| 5287 |
Shall I get the subjects ready dr.?”........ “No need Tiffany, you’re already here. |
1.1429 |
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0 |
| 5288 |
'Not to point fingers, Bob, but a lot of our gloves seem to have been chewed through' |
1.1429 |
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0 |
| 5289 |
I don’t appreciate testing being done on mice. |
1.1429 |
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1 |
0 |
| 5290 |
Well it did cure cancer in your species, just not ours. |
1.1429 |
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| 5291 |
Our rat race numbers are exceeding expectations! |
1.1429 |
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0 |
| 5292 |
Making progress on the covid-19 vaccine? |
1.1429 |
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0 |
| 5293 |
As you can see, this lab creates plenty of growth opportunities for employees. |
1.1429 |
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0 |
| 5294 |
No, no, no...it’s YOUR turn to drink this time, Barb. |
1.1429 |
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1 |
0 |
| 5295 |
Well what did you expect Steven? |
1.1429 |
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| 5296 |
With all due respect, I did not rat you out. |
1.1429 |
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| 5297 |
We’re trying a mute button this time |
1.1429 |
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0 |
| 5298 |
My boss is all ears |
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| 5299 |
Dr. P.I.Guinea can't wait to meet you! |
1.1429 |
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| 5300 |
So I said, Disneyland most likely wont re-open for another year, it’s time to finish those online classes Ive been putting off. And here I am! |
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| 5301 |
Got it, sir. On the next one we’ll jump straight to human trials |
1.1429 |
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0 |
| 5302 |
Though one of our test subjects has gone missing, the results in mice clearly show we are ready for human trials |
1.1429 |
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| 5303 |
Ready for the rat race |
1.1429 |
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| 5304 |
Bad news first: looks like I owe Dr. Jenkins a dollar... |
1.1429 |
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0 |
| 5305 |
You look really at home here |
1.1429 |
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0 |
| 5306 |
How the tables have turned, doctor |
1.1429 |
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0 |
| 5307 |
I think we found a better cheese! |
1.1429 |
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0 |
| 5308 |
You’re right Bob, I guess I wouldn’t enjoy being called ‘The Lab Human” |
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| 5309 |
Of course, we hope you’ll understand payment is in USD and not the usual sharp cheddar. |
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| 5310 |
We are going to take community-based participatory research to the next level |
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| 5311 |
Pizza again for lunch, Rick? |
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| 5312 |
Congrats on the promotion by the way! |
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| 5313 |
Excuse me Sir! Did you say the name of the vaccine is Not-My-Sin or Got-Mice-in?!?! |
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| 5314 |
Don't worry, professor. We'll get to the bottom of who moved your cheese once and for all. |
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| 5315 |
Now for the final stage of conditioning...just pretend you’ve chosen this of your own free will. |
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| 5316 |
I'm glad we were able to put our differences aside in the name of science. |
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| 5317 |
So HR tells me it’s offensive to say ‘have a mice day!’ |
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| 5318 |
If you get hungry please feel free to eat any of the subjects’ cheese, they’ll forget about it pretty quickly. |
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| 5319 |
I’m exited to share that you qualify for the new vaccine study! |
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| 5320 |
Some great results, I’m so glad we promoted you! |
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| 5321 |
Has it been 14 years since the maze!? My how time has flown.” |
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| 5322 |
I said you should *think* about the samples, Phil, not *drink* them. |
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| 5323 |
The human trial was a success, now we can finally experiment on mice. |
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| 5324 |
Would you like to give it a try? |
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| 5325 |
To be clear, we do NOT experiment on lab animals. |
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| 5326 |
Yes,we did use mice embryos to develop the vaccine. Why do you ask? |
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| 5327 |
That's not what I meant by a mouse model |
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| 5328 |
I'm looking forward to experimenting on humans, too. |
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| 5329 |
Your focus and methododology are exemplary, but could you please clean up your fecal pellets? |
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| 5330 |
So turning you into a mouse didn’t fix your eyesight? |
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| 5331 |
You Peewee are our biggest success! |
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| 5332 |
When they told me I’d be “testing with mice,” I had something else in mind. |
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| 5333 |
Remember, this study is triple-blind. Now, let's see how you run. |
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| 5334 |
I dare say this experiment has vastly exceeded all expectations |
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| 5335 |
The job sounds interesting, but I prefer field research. |
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| 5336 |
So you're the big cheese. |
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| 5337 |
This will just squeak through FDA protocol. |
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| 5338 |
Look at me and tell me there’s a God Charline. |
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| 5339 |
Nice to meet you! I had a clown before you that did not last one week. |
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| 5340 |
I for one, am *very* happy we tested Cialis on you |
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| 5341 |
We tried your idea, but we’re just not getting a rapid reproductive rate. |
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| 5342 |
Yes, I believe we will allow your breed of people for our study." |
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| 5343 |
You mean I’m the guinea pig this time? |
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| 5344 |
The mouse trials of the vaccine have certainly been boon you for you Dr. Meadowmouse. |
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| 5345 |
I'm not certain reparations are in order. |
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| 5346 |
If you insist, we can work the maze into phase II trials for old time's sake. |
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| 5347 |
I'd totally try the vile this time, you are just so much better at this than me. |
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| 5348 |
I'm having trouble deciding on experimental subjects. |
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| 5349 |
I'm pretty sure you didn't get the placebo in our last trial, Dr. Bemis. |
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| 5350 |
Unfortunately, our lab doesn't use "Rat Tools" |
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| 5351 |
I bet you're excited, because you'll get to call the shots this time. |
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| 5352 |
I realize that you regard white lab rates as adorable,harmless creatures,so it doesn’t seem like much of a side effect to you, but I don’t think it will pass muster with the FDA. |
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| 5353 |
Those rats down at the legal department keep refusing to approve my new project! Oh um... No offense. |
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| 5354 |
And there are coffee and doughnuts in the break room, at the other end of the maze. |
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0 |
| 5355 |
All our...er, subjects have been taken off rations, moved to 5-star accommodations and had their NDA’s rescinded. |
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| 5356 |
You're right, Sir, CATS will make for excellent test subjects, I don’t know why it didn't occur to me. |
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| 5357 |
Now that I've released all the mice, what's next on your agenda? Fondu? |
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0 |
| 5358 |
Honey, i told you that the new medicine was untested... |
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0 |
| 5359 |
The good news: Schrodinger’s cat didn’t make it
The bad news: Schrodinger’s owl is out for revenge. |
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| 5360 |
Yes, all of our testing is done on cats. |
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0 |
| 5361 |
Looks like the experiment is going well. I |
1.1250 |
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0 |
| 5362 |
Please return to the cage with the other newly arrived lab mice. |
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0 |
| 5363 |
Listen. While I respect you and your past. I ain't gonna be an experimental lab human! |
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| 5364 |
Seems only yesterday you had electrodes screwed to your skull as we dosed you with heroin. Just goes to show, find your way through the maze, and the American Dream is open to anyone! |
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| 5365 |
I'm all for equity when it comes to diversity hires, so welcome! Just don't whip your dick out on a Zoom call. |
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0 |
| 5366 |
We’ve won the Operation Warp Speed rat race. Shares are up 2500%.” |
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0 |
| 5367 |
Don't worry, we'll just slip it in with the other side effects. |
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7 |
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0 |
| 5368 |
On a lighter note,I may have confused “macro” for “micro” this morning when I dosed us all |
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0 |
| 5369 |
Sir . May I have the day off ? That maze is making me dizzy ! |
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0 |
| 5370 |
Honestly, I don't know why I just assumed you wouldn't mind trying it. |
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0 |
| 5371 |
You're the best lab rat I've ever worked with. |
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0 |
| 5372 |
So I guess he thought he'd logged out of this Zoom call with all these staff writers and WNYC people, but he hadn't. Then he started a call with someone else, and he just started cranking down! And, and everyone could see it! I mean, can you imagine? |
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0 |
| 5373 |
Something tells me we’re ready to publish the results of our genetic modification experiment. |
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0.13363 |
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7 |
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0 |
| 5374 |
I have no idea why they chose you to lead our next experiment on mousetraps. |
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0.13363 |
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7 |
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0 |
| 5375 |
Well, if you are sure they'll cover my student loans... |
1.1250 |
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7 |
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0 |
| 5376 |
While we haven't found a way to change you back, the good news is we can fix your near-sightedness! |
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0.13363 |
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7 |
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0 |
| 5377 |
The lab is great, it's just that I'm more of a gym rat |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
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7 |
1 |
0 |
| 5378 |
Maybe you can help - I've been gnawing on a problem. |
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7 |
1 |
0 |
| 5379 |
Experimental drug to combate COVID19 for caged humans |
1.1250 |
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7 |
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0 |
| 5380 |
How'd you find me in this Maze? |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
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0 |
| 5381 |
But I don’t want to run the maze...I thought that was your specialty! |
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0 |
| 5382 |
It's funny how many discoveries are made by sheer accident. For instance, do you remember when you sat your tuna sandwich on the lab table the other day? |
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0 |
| 5383 |
This promotion is just an experiment. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
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7 |
1 |
0 |
| 5384 |
I see you've been fooling around with the genetic transfer machine again! |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
| 5385 |
But you are a lab rat! |
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7 |
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0 |
| 5386 |
I don’t mean to sound racist but we really need someone like you working on the development of a decent vegan cheese recipe. |
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0 |
| 5387 |
Welcome to The New Yorker, Micky.
Rule number one is don't mousturbate! |
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0 |
| 5388 |
Dr. Algernon! It's good to see you come out of that hole in the wall you call an office. |
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7 |
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0 |
| 5389 |
Yes, I'm confident that my conflict of interest with the lab humans will not bias the experiment. |
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7 |
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0 |
| 5390 |
Surely there's something in one of these test tubes to fix that. |
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7 |
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0 |
| 5391 |
Yes Dr. Rodent, I understand , we must be prepared for the unexpected outcomes to happen in trials. |
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7 |
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0 |
| 5392 |
Yes yes yes, it’s all done by computer now. |
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7 |
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0 |
| 5393 |
Welcome aboard, sir. The we’re all excited to add someone with your extensive laboratory experience. |
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7 |
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0 |
| 5394 |
Unfortunately, we lost funding for this clinical trial of DNA editing and need to put you back in the cage. |
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0 |
| 5395 |
Don't worry Dr. We won't expect you to run mazes if you decide to apply for a job with us. |
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0 |
| 5396 |
As lab rats, if we don't stand up for the ethics about on whom we test, who will? |
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7 |
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0 |
| 5397 |
You must be SO tired of people asking you - are you a man or a mouse? |
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7 |
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0 |
| 5398 |
you're not going to like the science...but... |
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7 |
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0 |
| 5399 |
I heard you're a million maze mile club member. |
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7 |
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0 |
| 5400 |
The results amaze me. |
1.1250 |
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7 |
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0 |
| 5401 |
Animal experiment? I'm all ears. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
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7 |
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0 |
| 5402 |
You got it! It's really a better mouse trap! |
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0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
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0 |
| 5403 |
Test results have shown that the virus can be transfermed to humans. Prepare for war. |
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7 |
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0 |
| 5404 |
It's an old bubonic plague experiment, Dr. Ratte; so please maintain social distance. |
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7 |
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0 |
| 5405 |
Charlie,before we took the new vaccine we knew it could cause vision changes. |
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0.13363 |
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7 |
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0 |
| 5406 |
Can't believe,thought you were in the tube? |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
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0 |
| 5407 |
But what shall we use for lab rats now you guys have been saved? |
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7 |
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0 |
| 5408 |
With these new Mouseketeer drops, there won't be a dry eye in the mouse. |
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7 |
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0 |
| 5409 |
How about Eenie, Minnie, Mickey and Moe?” |
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7 |
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0 |
| 5410 |
As you may have guessed, the results of the last experiment have been surprising. |
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7 |
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0 |
| 5411 |
We have some good news & some bad, which do you want to hear first? |
1.1250 |
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7 |
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0 |
| 5412 |
The vaccine worked. But there may have been a slight complication. |
1.1250 |
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7 |
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0 |
| 5413 |
Thanks for testing my new formula...but I'm afraid your wife will be rather surprised. |
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7 |
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0 |
| 5414 |
I'm sorry, we no longer support animal studies |
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7 |
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0 |
| 5415 |
Your mission is to attend the next convention; if you successfully blend in, that will prove that those delegates are just a bunch of mice and rats. |
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0 |
| 5416 |
Congratulations! I think we’re ready for testing on humans. |
1.1250 |
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7 |
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0 |
| 5417 |
Do you really think you can improve on our maze results? |
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7 |
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0 |
| 5418 |
I'm sorry, we meant 'test group', not 'testing group' |
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7 |
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0 |
| 5419 |
Seriously, your name is actually Dr. Orkin? |
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0 |
| 5420 |
You've passed human testing in flying colors. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
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7 |
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0 |
| 5421 |
It’s such an honor to be working with the specimen who wrote the book on “Maze Management“ ! |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
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0 |
| 5422 |
I'll admit, "Bring Your Kids to Work" day was not the best idea. |
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7 |
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0 |
| 5423 |
Thank you for doing an experiment on me that didn't kill me. |
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0 |
| 5424 |
Your hypothesis was right, Doctor Fromage. Forget the brie...they love gruyere. |
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0 |
| 5425 |
Are you wearing a lab coat to avoid being euthanized? |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
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7 |
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0 |
| 5426 |
I guess being the subject is a bit stressful. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
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7 |
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0 |
| 5427 |
What? No, I said I was looking for the perfect house. |
1.1250 |
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7 |
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0 |
| 5428 |
Of course you're not just here for the optics! |
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0 |
| 5429 |
I agree, we do need a larger sample size. But is rewarding each participant with a block of cheese really going to increase our numbers? |
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| 5430 |
Toobin should have used the Giuliani ´shirt tuck’ defense. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
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7 |
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0 |
| 5431 |
Sorry, no, I have a cat. |
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0.13363 |
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7 |
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0 |
| 5432 |
Dr. Fauci you were so brave to first test the vaccine on yourself |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
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7 |
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0 |
| 5433 |
I'm very close to a cure for you Dave. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
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7 |
1 |
0 |
| 5434 |
I can’t wait to tell them who invented I Can’t Believe It’s Not Cheese! |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
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7 |
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0 |
| 5435 |
These results call for a little bit of wine and a lot of cheese. |
1.1250 |
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7 |
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0 |
| 5436 |
It's a pleasure to work with someone with relevant lived experience. |
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| 5437 |
I’m so glad that we were able to come to a compromise over animal testing after we bred you giant, intelligent mice, Dr. Fievel. And, thanks again for not destroying us. Now, let’s go inject our miniature human test subjects with ebola. |
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0 |
| 5438 |
I’m considering this my pet project. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
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7 |
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0 |
| 5439 |
For your profile here at the laboratory we didn't really think about the role of researcher ... |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
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7 |
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0 |
| 5440 |
We are done with the thighs but the speed not looking good . |
1.1250 |
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0 |
| 5441 |
Lab Ratification |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
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7 |
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0 |
| 5442 |
Doctor, the COVID-19 vaccine test study subjects are ready for the maze challenge. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
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7 |
1 |
0 |
| 5443 |
And my name is Minnie ... what are the chances? |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
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7 |
1 |
0 |
| 5444 |
Would you like some more cheese? |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
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7 |
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0 |
| 5445 |
Well, now that we have tried the vaccine on that rat Trump, we have to try it on his doctor, the mouse. |
1.1250 |
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0 |
| 5446 |
If you wouldn’t mind, Dr. Zwinski, seeing what happened last time I’ll pass on being the test subject for this experiment. |
1.1250 |
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0 |
| 5447 |
The results of your thesis are in - - it looks like you just squeaked by! |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
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7 |
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0 |
| 5448 |
I ‘m sorry, but H.R. says we can’t pay your bonus in cheese. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
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7 |
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0 |
| 5449 |
How was that experiment for you, doctor? |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
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7 |
1 |
0 |
| 5450 |
Katherine ... get in the cage! |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
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7 |
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0 |
| 5451 |
And preliminary findings show that cartoonists know nothing about science, |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
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7 |
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0 |
| 5452 |
There do seem to be some side effects |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
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7 |
1 |
0 |
| 5453 |
Oh my, I hope that's your tail I'm looking at. |
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7 |
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0 |
| 5454 |
Let’s try the beat nick vaccine on that bald cat down the hall. You dig? |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
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0 |
| 5455 |
Well, now that you've mastered immunohistochemistry, let's see if you can tackle that maze! |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
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0 |
| 5456 |
Yes, you're a cartoon mouse with large ears, but you are not an icon. |
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| 5457 |
I think we've found it! Unfortunately, one of us will need to be dissected. |
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0 |
| 5458 |
Why did you try that new Russian vaccine on yourself? |
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0 |
| 5459 |
Steve, I think the new vaccine might have some side-effects. |
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| 5460 |
Didn’t I just see you yesterday racing around on a wheel chasing a piece of cheese? |
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| 5461 |
You're a knockout! |
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0 |
| 5462 |
According to the latest lab report the anti-virus only works on mice! |
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| 5463 |
I warned you not to inhale the fumes from he experiments. |
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| 5464 |
Only when tests show it's safe on humans, sir, then we'll begin testing it on rats. |
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| 5465 |
Would you like to see your cousins running on the treadmill? |
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0 |
| 5466 |
Exterminator...in lobby...on his way. |
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0 |
| 5467 |
Affirmative action rules have certainly turned the tables. |
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| 5468 |
My computer screen is frozen, I think I need a new........never mind. |
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| 5469 |
And if you finish your Ph.D dissertation this year, you'll receive a lifetime supply of extra sharp cheddar cheese. |
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| 5470 |
I can assure you,inspector,we have no weapons of mouse destruction. |
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| 5471 |
It was the third test tube on the table, Sharon, and everything did turn out proportional. |
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| 5472 |
Cat got your tongue? |
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0 |
| 5473 |
Rats, mice, guinea pigs - what difference does it make |
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0 |
| 5474 |
Wow, your PhD is in Mazeology ! |
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0 |
| 5475 |
I'm pleased to tell you that your ancestors were free. |
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0 |
| 5476 |
The faculty tenure process will be your final maze. |
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| 5477 |
I know it was a big advancement, but we're really trying to promote from within. |
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| 5478 |
No disrespect intended, but I am still not convinced it was a Pangolin. |
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| 5479 |
So they gave you a cookie and now you want to run my lab? |
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| 5480 |
Oh rats! I should have caught that one myself. |
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0 |
| 5481 |
A white what?? |
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| 5482 |
The human tests are positive. I think it's safe to run the triple-blind mice. |
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0 |
| 5483 |
I'm sorry, Sir. I was experimenting with ear reduction, and something went terribly wrong. |
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0 |
| 5484 |
Turning gold into cheese |
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0 |
| 5485 |
Would you like running through a maze or taking some drugs today? |
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0 |
| 5486 |
Well Diane, I’m sensing some strong “chemistry” between us... |
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| 5487 |
Now you know why we wash mouse DNA off our faces before starting replication. |
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0 |
| 5488 |
Yes, the anti mousetrap serum is near completion |
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0 |
| 5489 |
I'm sorry,sir,I'll get back in my cage |
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| 5490 |
The vaccine seems promising, but is a side effect turning into a giant lab mouse? |
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7 |
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0 |
| 5491 |
When did Stuart little become a scientist? |
1.1250 |
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7 |
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0 |
| 5492 |
Would you like to meet some of the other test tube babies? |
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7 |
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0 |
| 5493 |
You pay me for those robots you took from me. |
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7 |
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0 |
| 5494 |
And people say mouse models don’t behave like humans! |
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7 |
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0 |
| 5495 |
I can assure you that this lab is firmly committed to a policy of ‘rodent lives matter.’ |
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0 |
| 5496 |
We lost our grant...sorry, no more Camembert. |
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7 |
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0 |
| 5497 |
I know you said you were "all ears', but our research on hearing sensitivity is for laboratory mice only." |
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7 |
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0 |
| 5498 |
Our lab rules also preclude us from socializing with testing volunteers. |
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0 |
| 5499 |
Welcome, I gather you’re one of our esteemed colleagues from Imperial College London? |
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| 5500 |
I'm very sorry, Sir. I didn't mean rat-race rat race. |
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0 |
| 5501 |
Rob, I swear. We tested it on frontline workers first... |
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7 |
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0 |
| 5502 |
Are you the new lab human? |
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7 |
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0 |
| 5503 |
So you were born right here in the lab!" |
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7 |
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0 |
| 5504 |
For the next stage in this experiment, you'll need to take your coat off, Mr. Squeak... |
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7 |
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0 |
| 5505 |
. "Great news, professor! A fresh batch of kittens has arrived." |
1.1250 |
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7 |
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0 |
| 5506 |
...so we really wanted to evolve our brand by making our mission statement “tested by animals”. |
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7 |
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0 |
| 5507 |
My wife is hesitant about Bring your Kid to Work Day |
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0 |
| 5508 |
Jeffrey Toobin took his (mutters under her breath) out on a Zoom call |
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0 |
| 5509 |
It's such an honour to finally meet you in person, Dr. Algernon |
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| 5510 |
Now let’s see how quickly YOU get through the maze |
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| 5511 |
If I'm being entirely honest Debra, your constant use of mouse puns in the lab reports since the accident have been a little mean spirited don't you think. |
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| 5512 |
Are you paid peanuts too? |
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| 5513 |
Great results. But I am concerned about your procedure. |
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| 5514 |
I didn’t think I was going to meet my best friend that night I knocked over the flask of Chemical X, but I’m glad I did. |
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0 |
| 5515 |
Result are positive! Your employees performed exceptionally well in last experiment |
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0 |
| 5516 |
Welcome to our lab, Dr. Stuart Bigger. |
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0 |
| 5517 |
So you’re telling me I’ve devoted my life to science and now some humans no longer trust us? |
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0 |
| 5518 |
Us? No, humans played no part in spreading the plague. |
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0 |
| 5519 |
Tell me where Pavlov is" |
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0 |
| 5520 |
Dr. Rat, I presume? |
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0 |
| 5521 |
Oh you must be Bill’s son. He worked in this lab for decades |
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0 |
| 5522 |
Next thing I Knew, I turned into the mouse... |
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0 |
| 5523 |
Before we start, please let me know if you have any questions regarding the informed consent. |
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| 5524 |
That formula was meant to turn mice to men... NOT men to mice! |
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| 5525 |
You know, professor, we really need to get some proper lab gear. This place looks like a cartoonist’s idea of a lab 40 years ago and is completely unsuited for conducting modern scientific research. |
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| 5526 |
Listen Doctor, either charge him with electrodes or let my client go! |
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0 |
| 5527 |
It’s just that the mask feels tight around my ears. |
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0 |
| 5528 |
You'll be happy to hear we do not use any animals in our lab. We make Meth. |
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0 |
| 5529 |
No more funny games with rats |
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0 |
| 5530 |
We need a lab rat. |
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0 |
| 5531 |
Yes, fondness for cheese is a known side effect of the vaccine. |
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| 5532 |
I heard you were top of your medical school class in maze completion. |
1.1111 |
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0 |
| 5533 |
You want me to use the exercise wheel in a cage? |
1.1111 |
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0 |
| 5534 |
The tests confirm it — you're very handsome Dr. Magnusson. |
1.1111 |
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0 |
| 5535 |
Well we never did say the vaccine had no kinks. |
1.1111 |
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0 |
| 5536 |
Now that we know the serum works, we're going to use you to test shampoos. |
1.1111 |
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0 |
| 5537 |
No, there isn't a maze in our lab. Why do you ask? |
1.1111 |
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0 |
| 5538 |
No, I don't think experiments on humans will makes us even. |
1.1111 |
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0 |
| 5539 |
What makes you think you know what goes on in the lab? You're credentials, please. |
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0 |
| 5540 |
It appears one side effect of the vaccine is that it can make one a bit mousy. |
1.1111 |
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0 |
| 5541 |
And I don't know how you are going to take this, but the pregnancy test came back positive. |
1.1111 |
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0 |
| 5542 |
No, doctor. Convicts in jail are not animals for experiment. |
1.1111 |
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0 |
| 5543 |
Thanks for the offer Professor, but we have our research study volunteers already lined up. |
1.1111 |
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0 |
| 5544 |
I can understand your desire to move straight to human trials, but we may want to reconsider having you as our spokes... |
1.1111 |
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0 |
| 5545 |
I swear. My job was to just crate the vaccine. I didn’t touch the mice. |
1.1111 |
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8 |
1 |
0 |
| 5546 |
I wondered what had happened to you, Dr Little |
1.1111 |
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8 |
1 |
0 |
| 5547 |
I think we're ready to submit our paper on Enhanced Human Growth Hormone |
1.1111 |
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8 |
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0 |
| 5548 |
We probably can't title the thesis "Now we Know Who Moved It." We're probably safer with "Studies Toward Understanding the Nature of Cheese." |
1.1111 |
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0 |
| 5549 |
So, then, that’s Dr. Farquard running on the wheel? |
1.1111 |
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8 |
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0 |
| 5550 |
So. I iteratively learn which turns in the labyrinth to permanently avoid. That's the ways and means of maze and weans. " |
1.1111 |
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0 |
| 5551 |
The vaccine is 100% effective on Covid. There is one little problem. |
1.1111 |
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0 |
| 5552 |
Don't drink the methanol or you'll go blind just like the last two. |
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0 |
| 5553 |
Hot-diggity dog! You're a little far from the clubhouse, Mickey. |
1.1111 |
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0 |
| 5554 |
Looks like that last series of tests went well for you. |
1.1111 |
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8 |
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0 |
| 5555 |
Us lab mice have come so far |
1.1111 |
0.11785 |
9 |
8 |
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0 |
| 5556 |
So, exactly how did you land your job as a lab rat? |
1.1111 |
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0 |
| 5557 |
I meant that the next experiment would be on rats, not mice. |
1.1111 |
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0 |
| 5558 |
Congrats. Your dad brought home the cheese! |
1.1111 |
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8 |
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0 |
| 5559 |
I’m sorry, Professor Little, but when I signed up to assist with your experiments, I didn’t realize they would be done on me. |
1.1111 |
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0 |
| 5560 |
I don’t know where all of the experimental gene modification cookies went |
1.1111 |
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0 |
| 5561 |
Yes, I read the memo regarding a change in protocol, but I wasn't expecting this! |
1.1111 |
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8 |
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0 |
| 5562 |
And you said you took the vaccine in Phase II? |
1.1111 |
0.11785 |
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8 |
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0 |
| 5563 |
And that’s the tour. Welcome aboard, we’re glad to have you. Oh, but I guess I should also say, please do not masturbate on zoom calls. We frown on that here. |
1.1111 |
0.11785 |
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0 |
| 5564 |
Despite the events of 2020, our subjects are still running in the rat race! |
1.1111 |
0.11785 |
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8 |
1 |
0 |
| 5565 |
Do you have any previous experience in a lab environment? |
1.1111 |
0.11785 |
9 |
8 |
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0 |
| 5566 |
And just think that a few weeks ago you were running mazes. |
1.1111 |
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0 |
| 5567 |
Doctor Alpha survived the vaccine trial however Doctors Beta, Gamma, Delta and Epsilon did not. |
1.1111 |
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0 |
| 5568 |
I don't know what inspired you to add Gruyere,but it made everything turn out so much better. |
1.1111 |
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| 5569 |
Our next series of trials will involve in vivo (human model) experiments, to see what dosage levels are safe and effective for use on other mammals. |
1.1111 |
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| 5570 |
I’m sorry doctor. I’ll see about finding you a new cage mate while I work on the antidote. |
1.1111 |
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0 |
| 5571 |
I am so pleased the ethics committee agreed that having a subject on the research review board makes sense in light of your unique perspective |
1.1111 |
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| 5572 |
I am sorry your wife was in the placebo group but don't you look smashing in a lab coat! |
1.1111 |
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0 |
| 5573 |
How does a finely-aged Stilton and some classic Mighty Mouse cartoons sound after a long day in the lab, doctor? |
1.1111 |
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0 |
| 5574 |
I thought the sticky doormat was a good idea. |
1.1111 |
0.11785 |
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8 |
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0 |
| 5575 |
The woman and her colleague bonded over their mutual grievance of being called “mousy”. |
1.1111 |
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8 |
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0 |
| 5576 |
I think I'm ready for the maze, Doctor. |
1.1111 |
0.11785 |
9 |
8 |
1 |
0 |
| 5577 |
No, of course not. Guinea pigs. |
1.1111 |
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8 |
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0 |
| 5578 |
Sorry, I'm striving to be less mousy. |
1.1111 |
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8 |
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0 |
| 5579 |
Professor, please, change me back into a mouse. |
1.1111 |
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0 |
| 5580 |
The side effects are acute, but your timid nature now makes sense. |
1.1111 |
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0 |
| 5581 |
Yes, it's a great rat lab, but you're too big for the vaccine test. |
1.1111 |
0.11785 |
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8 |
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0 |
| 5582 |
And now let’s go meet your test subjects |
1.1111 |
0.11785 |
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0 |
| 5583 |
Ah, regarding that hallucinogen I've been working on.... |
1.1111 |
0.11785 |
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8 |
1 |
0 |
| 5584 |
Doctor, I warned you to stay out of the lab! |
1.1111 |
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8 |
1 |
0 |
| 5585 |
Any other side effects from all the artificial cheese? |
1.1111 |
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8 |
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0 |
| 5586 |
Didn't you used to sing with Annette on tv? |
1.1111 |
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0 |
| 5587 |
Yes, Professor, I think running cats through a maze could be quite informative. |
1.1111 |
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0 |
| 5588 |
I still want you to drink it first. |
1.1111 |
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0 |
| 5589 |
My voice isn't that quiet, is it? |
1.1111 |
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0 |
| 5590 |
Sorry,I had no idea one of my subjects was one of your nephews. |
1.1111 |
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0 |
| 5591 |
It is my honor to meet the most senior employee here. |
1.1111 |
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8 |
1 |
0 |
| 5592 |
And how is my little lab mousie today? |
1.1111 |
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8 |
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0 |
| 5593 |
I didn’t even know Bob had been fired... |
1.1111 |
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0 |
| 5594 |
Just try to solve it! What are you a man or a mouse? |
1.1111 |
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0 |
| 5595 |
But it was a HUMAN Studies Committee approval! |
1.1111 |
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1 |
0 |
| 5596 |
Cheese? Sure! Up until now I've been working for peanuts. |
1.1111 |
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1 |
0 |
| 5597 |
Who said you can't put a square peg in a round hole? |
1.1111 |
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1 |
0 |
| 5598 |
'The antidote will soon be ready for you to take" |
1.1111 |
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0 |
| 5599 |
The job come with free health care for wherever diseases you may contract. |
1.1111 |
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| 5600 |
All subjects responded, but the theory can not be proven conclusively. I advise more trials. |
1.1111 |
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0 |
| 5601 |
Good news, I think that research grant from Cheez-Its came through |
1.1111 |
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1 |
0 |
| 5602 |
I think you were slipped a Mickey. |
1.1111 |
0.11785 |
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0 |
| 5603 |
We actually gave you the placebo |
1.1111 |
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| 5604 |
Our testing entails some risk but, as you know, going from running mazes to more complex behavior can be just an injection away. |
1.1111 |
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| 5605 |
Apparently you learned much more from all those experiments. Congrats on the PhD. |
1.1111 |
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0 |
| 5606 |
You have to go back to playing a regular mouse I am afraid until the experiment is done. |
1.1111 |
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0 |
| 5607 |
So, you WERE SERIOUS about 'empathize with the test subjects'! |
1.1111 |
0.11785 |
9 |
8 |
1 |
0 |
| 5608 |
well, unfortunately, mr mouse, our lab employs only rats. |
1.1111 |
0.11785 |
9 |
8 |
1 |
0 |
| 5609 |
We all miss Dr. Cat, such an inquisitive mind... But after her unfortunate accident, we have an opening in the lab. |
1.1111 |
0.11785 |
9 |
8 |
1 |
0 |
| 5610 |
It works in vitro, now we need to test it in mice. |
1.1111 |
0.11785 |
9 |
8 |
1 |
0 |
| 5611 |
Hi, I’m Alice. We worked together on the Drink Me study. Are you willing to volunteer again? |
1.1111 |
0.11785 |
9 |
8 |
1 |
0 |
| 5612 |
Sure! It's in our family for 2316 generations. |
1.1111 |
0.11785 |
9 |
8 |
1 |
0 |
| 5613 |
It turns out the vaccine does have some unexpected side effects. |
1.1111 |
0.11785 |
9 |
8 |
1 |
0 |
| 5614 |
It’s mice to see you again. |
1.1111 |
0.11785 |
9 |
8 |
1 |
0 |
| 5615 |
The experiment becomes the experimenter |
1.1111 |
0.11785 |
9 |
8 |
1 |
0 |
| 5616 |
Yes, of course Dr. Anderson. I can see that there were no side effects from your dose, but I still think we should do more testing. |
1.1111 |
0.11785 |
9 |
8 |
1 |
0 |
| 5617 |
I tried to explain but, The President says it’s a go. |
1.1111 |
0.11785 |
9 |
8 |
1 |
0 |
| 5618 |
Welp, we may not have a covid vaccine, but those growth hormones seem to be working pretty well. |
1.1111 |
0.11785 |
9 |
8 |
1 |
0 |
| 5619 |
You look very familiar Dr. LaBrat, have we met before? |
1.1111 |
0.11785 |
9 |
8 |
1 |
0 |
| 5620 |
Remy does all the cooking and I the smart work. I’m all about the ratism movement these days. |
1.1111 |
0.11785 |
9 |
8 |
1 |
0 |
| 5621 |
Well, I guess you have a point about skipping vaccine tests on mice—humans work just as well |
1.1111 |
0.11785 |
9 |
8 |
1 |
0 |
| 5622 |
Oh, great it is test tube shots night. Pass the Brie and Tonic. |
1.1111 |
0.11785 |
9 |
8 |
1 |
0 |
| 5623 |
I’m just not sure it’s safe to move to the clinical trials on humans yet. |
1.1111 |
0.11785 |
9 |
8 |
1 |
0 |
| 5624 |
Well of course the lab results came back illiterate, you are a mouse sir |
1.1111 |
0.11785 |
9 |
8 |
1 |
0 |
| 5625 |
We’re called lab interns now. |
1.1111 |
0.11785 |
9 |
8 |
1 |
0 |
| 5626 |
Don't you DARE say 'All Lives Matter' after this |
1.1111 |
0.11785 |
9 |
8 |
1 |
0 |
| 5627 |
You would probably know the answer to this. Is ‘lab mouse’ considered non-inclusive terminology these days? |
1.1111 |
0.11785 |
9 |
8 |
1 |
0 |
| 5628 |
You must be the new cheese formulation scientific manager |
1.1111 |
0.11785 |
9 |
8 |
1 |
0 |
| 5629 |
Before continuing, doctor, I'd like to place you in a maze to determine if you can locate food as a reward. |
1.1000 |
0.10541 |
10 |
9 |
1 |
0 |
| 5630 |
This gene splicing experiment with mice seems a bit risky , Sir. |
1.1000 |
0.10541 |
10 |
9 |
1 |
0 |
| 5631 |
It's my recommendation that Jeffrey Toobin be fired. |
1.1000 |
0.10541 |
10 |
9 |
1 |
0 |
| 5632 |
Is that the vaccine the president said will be ready before year’s end? |
1.1000 |
0.10541 |
10 |
9 |
1 |
0 |
| 5633 |
Dr Knackwurst promised to diversify the lab |
1.1000 |
0.10541 |
10 |
9 |
1 |
0 |
| 5634 |
We use bunnies, too... |
1.1000 |
0.10541 |
10 |
9 |
1 |
0 |
| 5635 |
The graft around here is going to kill someone. |
1.1000 |
0.10541 |
10 |
9 |
1 |
0 |
| 5636 |
We have very a very open minded and inclusive employee promotion opportunities here at Acme Genetic Testing Laboratories. Anyone can work work there way up to the top. |
1.1000 |
0.10541 |
10 |
9 |
1 |
0 |
| 5637 |
Hello, how do you run this job? The reason I'm asking you is because Minnesota doesn't pay me well |
1.1000 |
0.10541 |
10 |
9 |
1 |
0 |
| 5638 |
Your troubles will end after the release of this Catrid-19 virus... |
1.1000 |
0.10541 |
10 |
9 |
1 |
0 |
| 5639 |
It's so nice to talk with someone who doesn't see scientific fact as an annoying pest. |
1.1000 |
0.10541 |
10 |
9 |
1 |
0 |
| 5640 |
Well, Professor, after
I finish my Mouster's Degree, I plan on immediately working on my Doctorat! |
1.1000 |
0.10541 |
10 |
9 |
1 |
0 |
| 5641 |
Sure, I don't see why we couldn't test it on cats |
1.1000 |
0.10541 |
10 |
9 |
1 |
0 |
| 5642 |
Go on, pick one already. Are you a mouse or a man? |
1.1000 |
0.10541 |
10 |
9 |
1 |
0 |
| 5643 |
Thanks. I'm really getting sick of the men all over this house. |
1.1000 |
0.10541 |
10 |
9 |
1 |
0 |
| 5644 |
No, I'll pass on the test vaccine, although you say you feel really good now, like you did years ago--like millions, earlier on in evolution. |
1.1000 |
0.10541 |
10 |
9 |
1 |
0 |
| 5645 |
Professor. Your tie is perfect for the lab. |
1.1000 |
0.10541 |
10 |
9 |
1 |
0 |
| 5646 |
Yes, Doctor, I've heard the stories about how your mother frequently worked in the lab after hours. But she's not in charge any more. Now we're all required to leave the premises at quitting time. |
1.1000 |
0.10541 |
10 |
9 |
1 |
0 |
| 5647 |
You have gone on to do well. |
1.1000 |
0.10541 |
10 |
9 |
1 |
0 |
| 5648 |
As I said, little lady, there are no side effects; now who are you going to believe - me or your own two eyes! |
1.1000 |
0.10541 |
10 |
9 |
1 |
0 |
| 5649 |
Excellent news, Doctor! The serum worked. Have you noticed a new craving for cheese? |
1.1000 |
0.10541 |
10 |
9 |
1 |
0 |
| 5650 |
Sure,we skipped a few testing phases,but we predict the physical side effects are likely unnoticeable. |
1.1000 |
0.10541 |
10 |
9 |
1 |
0 |
| 5651 |
We hope you will be satisfied that our lab fully meets ‘not tested on animals’ standards |
1.1000 |
0.10541 |
10 |
9 |
1 |
0 |
| 5652 |
Well... the half-mouse part worked. |
1.1000 |
0.10541 |
10 |
9 |
1 |
0 |
| 5653 |
Here we can see that early vaccine testing in mice has resulted in massive improvement in intellectual ability. |
1.1000 |
0.10541 |
10 |
9 |
1 |
0 |
| 5654 |
Are you the president's newest 'Dr. Fauci?' |
1.1000 |
0.10541 |
10 |
9 |
1 |
0 |
| 5655 |
While this wasn't the result of the vaccine trial we were anticipating, we are glad to have you as part of team! |
1.1000 |
0.10541 |
10 |
9 |
1 |
0 |
| 5656 |
As one of our early vaccine testers....have you noticed anything unsual? |
1.1000 |
0.10541 |
10 |
9 |
1 |
0 |
| 5657 |
Thank goodness you're here. We're doing some lab tests and we're out of guinea pigs. |
1.1000 |
0.10541 |
10 |
9 |
1 |
0 |
| 5658 |
we need the help of mice to answer human related diseases. |
1.1000 |
0.10541 |
10 |
9 |
1 |
0 |
| 5659 |
Well, Algernon, you've come a long way since the maze. |
1.1000 |
0.10541 |
10 |
9 |
1 |
0 |
| 5660 |
I guess we won't be using lab rats to test this new vaccine. |
1.1000 |
0.10541 |
10 |
9 |
1 |
0 |
| 5661 |
Next week we start testing on the lab humans. |
1.1000 |
0.10541 |
10 |
9 |
1 |
0 |
| 5662 |
Thanks to the changes at the CDC, we will only be testing products on cats now. |
1.1000 |
0.10541 |
10 |
9 |
1 |
0 |
| 5663 |
It cured a Rat at Walter Reed. |
1.1000 |
0.10541 |
10 |
9 |
1 |
0 |
| 5664 |
And now I would like to introduce one of our most esteemed mutants lab rats, showing us the benefits of testing scary chemicals on animals! |
1.1000 |
0.10541 |
10 |
9 |
1 |
0 |
| 5665 |
So glad that you made it out of here, Charley..! |
1.1000 |
0.10541 |
10 |
9 |
1 |
0 |
| 5666 |
I hear your people are threatening Union if Biden wins the Presidency |
1.1000 |
0.10541 |
10 |
9 |
1 |
0 |
| 5667 |
Thanks Dr Jones, but I prefer to wait to phase 3 before getting the vaccine |
1.1000 |
0.10541 |
10 |
9 |
1 |
0 |
| 5668 |
My cat told me last evening that he would like to be
a volunteer in any of your experiments |
1.1000 |
0.10541 |
10 |
9 |
1 |
0 |
| 5669 |
Great job Dr. Algernon ! You proved that cheese is 100% made of cheese ! |
1.1000 |
0.10541 |
10 |
9 |
1 |
0 |
| 5670 |
How can we capture this in a single tweet? I don't want to take ANY chances with this President. |
1.1000 |
0.10541 |
10 |
9 |
1 |
0 |
| 5671 |
Sorry, Fred, looks like the trial vaccine did have a side effect. |
1.1000 |
0.10541 |
10 |
9 |
1 |
0 |
| 5672 |
I have full confidence this will turn you back into a human. |
1.1000 |
0.10541 |
10 |
9 |
1 |
0 |
| 5673 |
The side effects of the vaccine. |
1.1000 |
0.10541 |
10 |
9 |
1 |
0 |
| 5674 |
President Trump waiting for a vaccine after testing COVID-19 positive! |
1.1000 |
0.10541 |
10 |
9 |
1 |
0 |
| 5675 |
Little mouse, little mouse, where is your house? |
1.1000 |
0.10541 |
10 |
9 |
1 |
0 |
| 5676 |
I guess all we needed to do was controlling the experimental results to get the vaccine approved |
1.1000 |
0.10541 |
10 |
9 |
1 |
0 |
| 5677 |
Looks like you’ve tested the vaccine thoroughly. |
1.1000 |
0.10541 |
10 |
9 |
1 |
0 |
| 5678 |
If the major expert in pandemic since Black Pest days is saying we can overcome this virus, I'll take your word for it! |
1.1000 |
0.10541 |
10 |
9 |
1 |
0 |
| 5679 |
I’m sorry, boss. Early trials indicate that cheese has no effect on COVID-19. |
1.1000 |
0.10541 |
10 |
9 |
1 |
0 |
| 5680 |
You really think humans are closer to the rat race than mice? |
1.1000 |
0.10541 |
10 |
9 |
1 |
0 |
| 5681 |
Our leadership as recruited you since human scientist seems to be biased toward the left |
1.1000 |
0.10541 |
10 |
9 |
1 |
0 |
| 5682 |
Of course I’d love to go out with you Robert |
1.1000 |
0.10541 |
10 |
9 |
1 |
0 |
| 5683 |
Who moved my cheese? Again? |
1.1000 |
0.10541 |
10 |
9 |
1 |
0 |
| 5684 |
You might want to close your eyes for the next part, where we test it on a mouse. |
1.1000 |
0.10541 |
10 |
9 |
1 |
0 |
| 5685 |
been a bad Monday. |
1.1000 |
0.10541 |
10 |
9 |
1 |
0 |
| 5686 |
We have promising results, Dr. Little. Sorry, sorry. Stuart. |
1.1000 |
0.10541 |
10 |
9 |
1 |
0 |
| 5687 |
I see you worked your way through the maze of hallways to find the plant based cheese lab. |
1.0909 |
0.09535 |
11 |
10 |
1 |
0 |
| 5688 |
Human Beings are unsympathetic towards any living thing besides themselves |
1.0909 |
0.09535 |
11 |
10 |
1 |
0 |
| 5689 |
I have such fond memories of your first trip through the maze. |
1.0909 |
0.09535 |
11 |
10 |
1 |
0 |
| 5690 |
Well, well. Looks like either the brain transfer experiment worked or you just got back from Disney World. |
1.0909 |
0.09535 |
11 |
10 |
1 |
0 |
| 5691 |
So which of us is going to tell the President about the side effects of Regeneron? |
1.0909 |
0.09535 |
11 |
10 |
1 |
0 |
| 5692 |
It's a bit of a rat race and the losers don't usually fare too well. |
1.0909 |
0.09535 |
11 |
10 |
1 |
0 |
| 5693 |
I don't know if cheese is going to cure COVID |
1.0909 |
0.09535 |
11 |
10 |
1 |
0 |
| 5694 |
So we're doing Art Spiegelman cosplay now? |
1.0909 |
0.09535 |
11 |
10 |
1 |
0 |
| 5695 |
It’s not you it’s me, however. the research is conclusive: you are a rat. |
1.0909 |
0.09535 |
11 |
10 |
1 |
0 |
| 5696 |
I know it's merely trial and error, but how else do we convince clinical volunteers that the cheese really does play an important role? |
1.0909 |
0.09535 |
11 |
10 |
1 |
0 |
| 5697 |
The good news is, the mice we tested it on showed no side effects... |
1.0909 |
0.09535 |
11 |
10 |
1 |
0 |
| 5698 |
Are you "the" mouse that is suppose to be in this house! |
1.0909 |
0.09535 |
11 |
10 |
1 |
0 |
| 5699 |
Mike Thompson, your name sounds familiar. Are you by any chance related to Emily Thompson: who got caught in the radiation leak many years ago? |
1.0909 |
0.09535 |
11 |
10 |
1 |
0 |
| 5700 |
Sure, Coolidge had a point, but we’re all just trying to navigate here, you know? Of course you do. |
1.0909 |
0.09535 |
11 |
10 |
1 |
0 |
| 5701 |
Looks like the bat’s out. Something about office politics. |
1.0909 |
0.09535 |
11 |
10 |
1 |
0 |
| 5702 |
Update me on the numbers. How many humans have been trapped with glossy skin promise? |
1.0909 |
0.09535 |
11 |
10 |
1 |
0 |
| 5703 |
So let me get this straight. You’re saying the Earth is just one big experiment, and the dolphins are leaving? |
1.0909 |
0.09535 |
11 |
10 |
1 |
0 |
| 5704 |
It might be cheesy, but you’re feeling this chemistry too, right? |
1.0909 |
0.09535 |
11 |
10 |
1 |
0 |
| 5705 |
‘I don’t think now is the time to discuss ethics, Sally.’ |
1.0909 |
0.09535 |
11 |
10 |
1 |
0 |
| 5706 |
Let's create Walt Disney. |
1.0833 |
0.08704 |
12 |
11 |
1 |
0 |
| 5707 |
It’s nice of you to ask Dr. Norton, but one requirement of my dating someone is that they have opposable thumbs. |
1.0833 |
0.08704 |
12 |
11 |
1 |
0 |
| 5708 |
If we have a baby, would it be called a rabies? |
1.0833 |
0.08704 |
12 |
11 |
1 |
0 |
| 5709 |
‘Beakers and Flasks, test-tubes and and cubes, not a pet anymore, this is a laboratory where mice guides the human.’ |
1.0769 |
0.08006 |
13 |
12 |
1 |
0 |
| 5710 |
I've never met a lab rat quite like you before. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 5711 |
I wasn’t expecting you. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 5712 |
I’m sorry Professor; I shouldn’t have called you Mickey. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 5713 |
So about this new Covid jab. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 5714 |
Congratulations on you promotion. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 5715 |
If you find a cure for this virus, you get the whole cheese wheel. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 5716 |
Are you SURE you've been wearing a mask and gloves? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 5717 |
Sorry doctor,but your ears remind me of my father's " |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 5718 |
Research on humans..I do have some ideas. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 5719 |
So you're our new ethics officer. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 5720 |
Friends, but strictly Bubonic. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 5721 |
I'm afraid this particular side effect was hard to detect in the trials we did on mice. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 5722 |
Are you asking me, "mice or men?" |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 5723 |
Okay, it's definitely starting to kick in. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 5724 |
You've certainly come a long way since those early trials. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 5725 |
You started out in the maze, and now you run the lab? I'd like some of that drug you were testing!" |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 5726 |
The next phase of your development will be our political action promotion 'proof of concept'. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 5727 |
We are thrilled to be taking a participatory approach to the study" |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
| 5728 |
Lucky you; Einstein, Schrodinger and Algernon are all in your family's lineage. |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 5729 |
Care to play a little game of "hide the cheese," big boy? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 5730 |
No I will not sleep with you, Dr Squeak! And for the record, cheese is not a huge motivator. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 5731 |
90% of your colleagues showed a positive response. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 5732 |
COVID 19 vaccine shows disturbing side effects. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 5733 |
Doctor, human testing is a success. I need your approval to begin mouse trials. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 5734 |
I understand you've had friends that have been worked on here. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 5735 |
The drug was safe in humans and can now be tested on rats. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 5736 |
The same thing we do every night, Pinky, try to take over the world! |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 5737 |
Great costume yet again, sir! |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 5738 |
The orange one has established his own control group.” |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 5739 |
The Swiss cheese has holes in it. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 5740 |
It's amazing to meet you, Dr. Algernon. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 5741 |
I'm what happens if you give a mouse a cookie... |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 5742 |
Good news, Doctor; we’ve been approved for human research trials. |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 5743 |
We've turned the whole mouse trial thing around..." |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 5744 |
Doctor, your work has been a-maze-ing! |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 5745 |
I appreciate the oppurtunity to prove myself as a lab rat. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 5746 |
You did it. You squeaked by, but you did it. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 5747 |
No, humans are off limits. |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 5748 |
Actually, this is not what I had in mind concerning your contribution to our study. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
| 5749 |
¨He came back positive for snake DNA¨ |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 5750 |
No one deserved the promotion more than you. |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
| 5751 |
Getting a PhD wasn't part of the maze. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 5752 |
You seem to be very experienced with these types of tests. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 5753 |
Welcome to Mouse M.D. Take notes and please don't have lupus. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 5754 |
I'm happy to say that this is a cure for the rat-race. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 5755 |
And I would like to apologize for the historical laboratory oppression of your species. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 5756 |
If you can replicate our results, you'll get a tasty bite of cheese |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 5757 |
You can't quit now...we're making giant progress. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 5758 |
Congratulations on the Nobel Prize. It is the year of the rat after all. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 5759 |
Congratulations. Your lab men will be in shortly. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 5760 |
Now I know who has been helping themselves to my lunch, Dr. Fauci. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 5761 |
Thank you for your samples, Dr. Kepler. I agree, I am all for the "mice get a choice" bill. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 5762 |
So... we have the cats and the COVID syringes. What should we do next professor? |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 5763 |
The trials have worked well on humans. Now it's time to see if it's safe and effective for mice. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 5764 |
I remember when you started in the mazes. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 5765 |
You really do know your way around here. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
| 5766 |
Well, turnabout is fair play. Um, heh-heh, I guess. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 5767 |
I'm sure you're hearing really good things so far. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 5768 |
The good news is: the drug is very effective. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 5769 |
So you are, President Trump's new pick to head the CDC. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 5770 |
I always knew there was something extra special about you, sir .. even way back when you were part of our maze experiments. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 5771 |
You should probably wear a hat to your LSAT, Sam. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 5772 |
It’s great working with someone who grew up in the business. |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 5773 |
Yes, I love mazes. Why? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 5774 |
I remember all your lectures when you were a person. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 5775 |
Please stay in your lane: mazes and mousetraps only. |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 5776 |
I find your academic background quite the amazing story |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 5777 |
The next experiment involves a carving knife and a sharp stick in the eye. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 5778 |
If what you are,saying is true |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 5779 |
I'm curious. Where did you do your residency? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 5780 |
Let's see if you can find the lunchroom today. |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 5781 |
Good for you, doctor! The vaccine is 100% effective on laboratory mice. Can we make a vaccine for me now? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 5782 |
Sorry Sir, we couldn't quite get the Mickey Mouse look! |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 5783 |
I’d love your feedback on my experiment. I’m all ...uh...ears. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 5784 |
I admire how far you've come since you started here. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 5785 |
Yeah Bob, I do remember 'The Fly'. Why do you ask? |
1.0000 |
1.00000 |
1 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
| 5786 |
Of course there would be no conflict of interest. Frank Buckley, Andover, MA |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
| 5787 |
A mistake was made when we revived you, Mr. Disney. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 5788 |
Yes, I started as a flask washer, but I still think you're the real success story here. |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 5789 |
Thank you for recruiting your friends for our initial lab tests. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 5790 |
It's time you knew . . . I'm not your birth mother. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 5791 |
Let's hope it's temporary just hide till the election is over." |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 5792 |
Yes doctor, we are working first on a mouse vaccine. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 5793 |
Mice (?) to see you. |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 5794 |
Julia Child would have made this look like anyone could do it |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 5795 |
Working in your lab has taught me a lot, Doctor. Chemistry, of course, but also animal behavior. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 5796 |
This is awkward, and I'm not accusing you...but we appear to be missing all the cheese for the experiments. |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 5797 |
We'll just put it at the end of the list of possible side affects, and we're covered! |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
| 5798 |
Welcome to our new lab at M-I-C. See you again real soon. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 5799 |
Dr. Jerry, the NEJM has awarded you a lifetime supply of cheese for your scientific breakthrough in cloning. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 5800 |
Things sure have changed since our company became woke. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 5801 |
Keep smiling, Nibbles. We're almost out. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
| 5802 |
The unified effort is great but now who are going to test it on? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 5803 |
Trump science advisor turns out to be a literal giant rat - Just a droll observation from The Borowitz Report |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 5804 |
I do think the "turning candidates into lab rats", side effect, might slow down our FDA vaccine approval. |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 5805 |
Yes, but the study was done on humans. The real question is whether or not it can be replicated on mice. |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 5806 |
You finding this lab was actually the first part of the experiment. |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 5807 |
I can't believe we got the Disney grant! Who did you say you're related to there again? |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 5808 |
To get to the exit, take two lefts, then one right, then one more left, then three rights, and finally one more left. It should take you about 45 seconds. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 5809 |
This concludes the human trials. We’re now ready to see if it’s safe for rats. |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 5810 |
And to think just a month ago you were in a cage. |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
| 5811 |
Y chromosome? Because we like you. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 5812 |
Actually, Doctor, a craving for cheese was not an expected side effect. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 5813 |
We may need to tighten up the protocol in the gene splicing lab. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 5814 |
Sir, I think I've been the lab too long. Maybe I need break. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 5815 |
Our results are skewed. Maze participant number three is in love with you. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 5816 |
Well, I've worked with many mice before. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 5817 |
We were certain we had the best laid plans; however, maybe we shouldn't have skipped the phase three trial. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 5818 |
Well, Dr. Mouse, you’ve had a fascinating career, jumping across species, from lab mouse to lab scientist. Your perspective will help us a great deal. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 5819 |
Awkwaaaaard. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 5820 |
Here’s something interesting that I think you’ll like from the Amsterdam Canibus Institute. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 5821 |
Sorry I’m late. This building is like a maze. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 5822 |
I’m so very happy to finally meet the project coordinator for the Disney Project. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 5823 |
Oh no, we only use moose in our mazes. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 5824 |
Now that you’re been elevated to management, a lot more is expected of you. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 5825 |
It looks like you’ve been experimenting with the experimental drugs again. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 5826 |
How did you get in here? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 5827 |
When I left you, I was but the wheel-turner; now I am the master. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 5828 |
I was hoping for a guinea pig. |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 5829 |
Dare I say, we're looking for volunteers. |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 5830 |
Before we move on to Phase III of the cheese vaccine, do you have any conflicts of interest you wish to disclose? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 5831 |
I hope you like writing grant proposals better than navigating mazes. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 5832 |
Two lefts, a right, and three more lefts. Never really thought about it that way. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 5833 |
Sir, the humans are ready to be experimented on. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 5834 |
The good news is these side effects get you into Disneyland free for a whole year” |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 5835 |
I think it is safe to assume you were not given the placebo. |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 5836 |
I'm still not convinced. Looks a little cheesy to me." |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 5837 |
Any other side effects? We'd like to approve the vaccine before Election Day. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 5838 |
The bathroom is through that door, then take your first right. And then two lefts and another right. Then another left and two more rights. You can't miss it. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 5839 |
Well, it looks like this experiment was a success. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 5840 |
Which one of the tubes did you drink? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 5841 |
I'm proud to work under someone with such an a-maze-ing story. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 5842 |
The new cheese flavor is now ready for taste testing. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 5843 |
OMG! The experiment has been a success! You are the proof of that, Mr.Mouse! |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 5844 |
I can’t believe I’m saying this, but we may have just cured male pattern baldness. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
| 5845 |
I see that you’re all ears — so let me read you the results. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 5846 |
This is very awkward, sir, but I may have used some of our transformation elixir to find out who was stealing my almond milk. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 5847 |
Just think Doctor! Soon we'll have discovered the secret of who moved my cheese! |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 5848 |
Ya, we had to cancel our trip to Disney this year. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 5849 |
One last interview question:
Can you give me at least two definitions of vile? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 5850 |
On the bright side, doctor, it does seem that you no longer have an allergy to cheese. |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 5851 |
You'll be happy to hear that we've just transitioned away from using mouse models. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 5852 |
The only side effect is whisker loss |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 5853 |
I can't believe it worked! Let's check the maze for Dr. Caruso. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
| 5854 |
Better than Country and Western? |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 5855 |
And you're sure it won't happen to me? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 5856 |
Mice to see you again, you look #A-maze-ing! |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 5857 |
‘I know what your saying dr, but I think we need human trial first? |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
| 5858 |
We need a test subject. Want to be the lab rat? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 5859 |
There's another block of cheese for you if you finish the vaccine before November. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 5860 |
Now that you made it through the hiring maze, let's get started. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 5861 |
It took me a while to find the lab. This place is a real maze. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 5862 |
I like cheese |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 5863 |
Our genetic research can be dangerous, so I have to ask you “are you man or a mouse”? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 5864 |
And how does this vaccine relate to cheese? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 5865 |
I can't quite put my finger on it, but your empathy for the experiment subjects makes you look different somehow. |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 5866 |
Now, about the study participants, I should warn you: You may have a conflict of interest. |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 5867 |
I have a gnawing feeling the holes are not the result of a chemical reaction. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 5868 |
We're trying it on the President first |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 5869 |
After Remy, broke the glass ceiling with his new restaurant, job opportunities available to rats went a little too far |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 5870 |
So it’s settled, we’ll carry out our suicide pact this Sunday at 7:00 p.m. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 5871 |
You were right, there are no side effects. |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 5872 |
The exit? Down the hall, then take a right, another right, a left, then a right-right-left-left-left-right. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 5873 |
I'm sorry Dr. Mouse but using stem cell samples are just too expensive |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 5874 |
No, I did not eat the cheese in the faculty refrigerator. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
| 5875 |
My mother thinks you're a scream. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 5876 |
Yeah, I forced your mother to run that maze until her heart exploded. Hoo boy. Awkward. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 5877 |
I hear you're highly trained. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 5878 |
The gold standard is a triple blind mice study. |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 5879 |
And I thought "why not fill the holes in Swiss Cheese"? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 5880 |
We stand on the shoulders of your tiny ancestors. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
| 5881 |
What do you mean, “Now it’s your turn?” |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 5882 |
To be honest, I was expecting a guinea pig. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 5883 |
It says here Toobin now has an Only Fans. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 5884 |
Phase II for Algernon |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 5885 |
If this works we can finally break the curse and turn me back into a mouse. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 5886 |
You're a Research Analyst Technician? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 5887 |
I’ll pass, but I think my grad students will volunteer. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 5888 |
Yes, I put the cat out. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 5889 |
I'm sorry, but,did you just request ten humans for your final-phase testing ? |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 5890 |
Hmm. We’ll need a much bigger maze. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 5891 |
Your credentials are impeccable, Chester. But I am afraid you are over-qualified for the position of Lab Rat. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 5892 |
I'm working on an anecdote so you can fit in your family's wall home. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
| 5893 |
Where's the cafeteria? Make a left, then a right, then another right, then....probably best to just follow the smell of grilled cheese. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 5894 |
No, this experimental protocol very clearly does not call for 'Deadmau5'. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 5895 |
I see you're here for the President's test of the 'Bleach Vaccine' on likely Democratic voters. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 5896 |
But I’m terrified of mazes, sir. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 5897 |
I'm grateful for this institution's commitment to the Equal Opportunity Employment for us. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 5898 |
The CDC has changed a lot since I was there. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 5899 |
There was a mouse in the teleporter with you when we hit the switch. We found the mouse with your head. Unfortunately, the cat found it first. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 5900 |
I didn’t know you, Dr. Stuart Little, were one of the world's leading experts on infectious diseases. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 5901 |
For the last time, we aren’t making the medicine cheese flavored |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 5902 |
OK, I’d love to do fondue with you, but can we forget about those wild rat pals of yours, just the two of us... |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 5903 |
You're testing off the charts, but there have been some complaints about the cheeses in the staff loung fridge. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 5904 |
Great to have a seasoned subject matter expert on the team! |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 5905 |
For the tenth time now, your grant application for three tons of cheese with no further explanation has been denied. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 5906 |
You say you are here for the trial phase? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 5907 |
Glad to see I'm not the biggest lab rat in the office anymore. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 5908 |
Ummm...Professor, just how close did you get to the lab mice during the last covid testing phase? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 5909 |
You're brilliant, Professor. I just wish you'd stop crapping on the countertops. |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
| 5910 |
You're way ahead since your trial subjects mastered the wheel |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 5911 |
Yes, professor, we'll test these formulas on cats this time! |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 5912 |
Now turn around and show me the ear |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 5913 |
I'm something of a labrat myself. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 5914 |
We're going to need a bigger maze. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 5915 |
The findings may be more relevant than I thought. @justsaysinmice |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 5916 |
Well, you know what they say, you're the average of the five people you spend the most time with. |
1.0000 |
1.00000 |
1 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
| 5917 |
Quarantine! You mean I am stuck here with you indefinitely? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 5918 |
The new vaccine has proven successful for you, sir. But I think there are some side effects |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 5919 |
So...what's our plan for tonight Doctor Pinky? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 5920 |
Are you ready for our Zoom meeting? Oh yeah, probably not a good idea to invite Mr. Toobin." |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 5921 |
I always knew you'd finish the maze first. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 5922 |
Are we ready to begin tests on the new lab cats? |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 5923 |
your research paper on cerebral development was amazeing. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 5924 |
Well, Doctor, the important thing is that the vaccine really works. |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 5925 |
Dr. Jones, I think you should stop sampling the mice treats. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
| 5926 |
This research grant is mostly gouda but there's also a nice chunk of aged Vermont cheddar. |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 5927 |
I'm starting to think I shouldn't have licked my fingers after handling those drugs samples. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 5928 |
So yeah, I'm going to need you to do that maze again? This time, there's some gouda waiting for you. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 5929 |
Aside from Ailurophobia, have you noticed any other side effects? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 5930 |
No! I didn’t see your cheese sandwich anywhere. Why do you ask? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 5931 |
How did you come up with your cheese-is, I mean thesis? |
1.0000 |
1.00000 |
1 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
| 5932 |
Actually, all our test subjects are at nap time. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 5933 |
I didn’t think there would be side effects, but I guess I was wrong |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 5934 |
I've enjoyed working with your family for many years. |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 5935 |
I see you finally broke through the brass ceiling. |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 5936 |
So, you’re sure of your results? |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 5937 |
Be careful with the vials. We don't need another accident in the laboratory. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 5938 |
For some reason we have been unable to find anyone willing to take part in your human trial. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 5939 |
Yes, sir. Mazes are in, dissection is out. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 5940 |
The IVF Clinic sent us the samples due to a contested erection. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 5941 |
Are you sure there are no side effects to your vaccine? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 5942 |
Your endorsement will alleviate the need for all those pesky human trials. |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 5943 |
This is harassment. I'm not a man or a mouse! |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 5944 |
If I’m being honest, it’s nice to see you on Bill’s two feet. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 5945 |
Professor, from which test tube did you drink? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 5946 |
We're done with the human trials, only a few died, and it looks safe enough to move on to mice. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 5947 |
'M-I-See'...Oh, sorry. Hi Mickey, do I have a surprise for you! |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 5948 |
I'm only a metaphorical lab rat, but here's what I think . . . |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 5949 |
Let’s bring in the guinea pig. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 5950 |
Relationships can be such a maze. Do you know what I mean? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 5951 |
I imagine that you heard loudly and clearly that we are ahead of schedule for the completion of your new scentless cat poison. |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 5952 |
Looks like you've unlocked the secret of General Tsao's Chicken and Cashews. Well done, Doctor Ratte! |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 5953 |
So, I was thinking, what if we build a larger version of the maze and have you go through it backwards... |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
| 5954 |
A lot of the subjects in our latest test developed enormous ears, just saying |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 5955 |
It does have some odd side effects |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 5956 |
There’s always a rat somewhere! |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 5957 |
Turns out your research is correct. Someone did take the cheese. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 5958 |
We have openings at rge White House! |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 5959 |
We've separated the obese males who smoke from the obese males who don't smoke and as you've suggested we've separated the Democrats from the Republicans |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 5960 |
I see you've already taken the vaccine |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 5961 |
You're going to be all ears about the results! |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 5962 |
Ordinarily we don’t move to human trials that quickly— but I can tell the change in protocol you proposed is very important to you. |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 5963 |
Our policy of promoting from within has really benefited you Phil. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 5964 |
The compound worked! And I'm sure we'll find Dr. Paxton scurrying around here any minute now. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 5965 |
Tube E or not tube E? |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 5966 |
Yes, the science is in question. The Trump Administration has shown definitively that human beings can turn into rats. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 5967 |
The good news is that you'll never get lost in a maze again. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 5968 |
Side effects? Side effects? No, there aren’t any. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 5969 |
I'm sorry. You are very qualified but we don't use mice or rats in our experiments anymore. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 5970 |
I'm thrilled to be working along side our top behavioral science graduate. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 5971 |
I'm sure this pilot program might seem like just another experiment, but I assure you it isn't. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 5972 |
I told you things would change when you started thinking outside the box. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 5973 |
Well, look what the cat dragged in! |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 5974 |
I'm sorry - this may be disappointing but HR said this work station didn't include an excercise wheel. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 5975 |
You're right, Roger. You did complete the maze ahead of your class. You excelled in and survived all of the vaccination trials.
You've been an invaluable money-saving assistant these past 8 months, but I don't think CEO is in the stars. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 5976 |
I can see by the smile on your face that the experiment worked! |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 5977 |
Thank you for their service... |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 5978 |
Thank you Ms. Johnson for volunteering for our human studies. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 5979 |
I suppose you want me to drink these? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 5980 |
. . . and I'm sure you'll appreciate our Diversity Initiative. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 5981 |
Yes Professor Lab Rat, I do believe Dr. Fauci |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 5982 |
What a change professor, that vaccine must have been very powerful. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 5983 |
Rick, I‘m leaving you for a boss who’s less mousy. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 5984 |
I read here that this is to be a study about vengeance. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 5985 |
Other than those unfortunate side affects, the vaccine appears to work well. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 5986 |
We've just confirmed initial evidence that the lemming gene jumped to humans via elephants. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 5987 |
What exactly have you done in a lab, Mr. Rat? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 5988 |
Yes I am related to Little Orphan Annie and no, I'm not mousy. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 5989 |
I understand there’s cheese at the end ? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 5990 |
Since you came on board, the trial rats stay cheerier and healthier! |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 5991 |
I agree it's not looking like you are in the placebo control group. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 5992 |
Sir, the team has finally discovered the formula for a stronger cheese. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 5993 |
Well professor, even though I
certainly lack your lengthy lab experience, I do feel that I’m beginning to get the hang of things. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 5994 |
How much to speed up the trials? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 5995 |
Let's just keep the side effects to ourselves... |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
| 5996 |
That's a fascinating experiment, Dr. Jekyll. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 5997 |
Lab Rat is offensive. I prefer Scientific Research Rodentia. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 5998 |
I just didn't know you were up for promotion. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 5999 |
Looks like working so devotedly with the mice for so long really rubbed off on you, Doctor! |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6000 |
I find this is a good place to avoid the rat race. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6001 |
I'm still not certain we have thoroughly tested this vaccine for side effects. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6002 |
It's true then that research scientists tend to take on the persona of their test animals. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6003 |
Wow! It really works! |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6004 |
I’m happy with the settlement and excited to get back to work. |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 6005 |
Our Executive Branch scientists has determined that the Covid-19 live virus is not harmful to any Mice species regardless of color. We propose you agree! |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6006 |
Yes, the vaccine definitely will work for you. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6007 |
Would you like to go spinning after work? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6008 |
Whatever you do, don’t mistake the test tubes for fleshlights like our last tech did... |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 6009 |
I heard you started at the bottom and I was hoping for some advice on running the maze. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6010 |
Good to see you back, Dr. Algernon! |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6011 |
It's great to work with an employee who has experience on both sides of the experiment. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6012 |
They are so much more comfortable with one of their own. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6013 |
This is for our human trials. All decaf. You think they can Really tell the difference? |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
| 6014 |
Unfortunately, we’re all out of Monkeys and I was wondering if..... |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6015 |
Yeah, we switched to lawyers, because they are more common. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6016 |
I'm sorry to tell you this, Doctor, but we need to test your kin. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6017 |
Our last generation tests were indeed Mickey Mouse but now we are aiming for post Neanderthal |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6018 |
Congratulations on rising from lab rat to CEO of the company. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6019 |
This time I'll be lab rat! |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6020 |
The good news is we are switching to rabbits! |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6021 |
Where did you find the coat and tie? |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
| 6022 |
I didn’t realize we were dressing for Halloween in the Lab today! |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6023 |
For the last time, I'm not testing your semen for "JACKED JIZZ." |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6024 |
Ok, last month you were lab rat, now, thanks to the Trump administration, you're professor Big Ears, congratulations! |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6025 |
We're making real progress in our research to build a better cat trap! |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6026 |
You're sure the next step is to test the product on cats? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6027 |
Did you ask to see the samples in lab 7 ? Please,Dr Mouncy ,perhaps you can come back another day to see that? |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
| 6028 |
I really hadn't expected our experiments with you to turn so well. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6029 |
Let's go ahead and add "intense desire for cheese" as a potential side effect. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
| 6030 |
Professor, do you think our new virility drug is really free of side effects? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6031 |
Nurse Jones, if we don’t get the vaccine approved by Election Day, my tail will be on the chopping block. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6032 |
Did you get my voice mail about those pills I gave you? Ummmm. Never mind. Nice tie. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6033 |
We are so honored to have you as the first graduate of the Disney Medical School. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6034 |
I'm sorry Dr. Alfaar, but I think I should start seeing other people. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6035 |
Thank you for peer reviewing my gene study program in mice. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6036 |
Frank. I take it the particle separator is still on the fritz... |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 6037 |
How bout we do blind trials in mice and see how they run? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6038 |
CDC OFFICES
I guess Trump ran out of rats. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6039 |
I know, rub cheese on both elbows. What else? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6040 |
Sir, really what would you know about rats? We have, on staff, a cat who’s a highly qualified expert with a minor in RAT |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6041 |
Hello, Mr. Cheesey. You work in cheese experiments, right? You are going to love your job. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6042 |
Good news ! You are not lactose intolerant . |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6043 |
And nice job in that maze! |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6044 |
Lab rats have really come up in the world |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6045 |
Yes, it does indicate this vaccine needs a bit of tweaking. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
| 6046 |
As long as the vaccine label says "Warp Speed," no one will notice. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6047 |
I'm sorry Professor, I just needed a little time out of the maze. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6048 |
No, I said I found your "cuniculus." |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6049 |
Early results show promising intelligence in mice |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6050 |
The only explanation that I have is that someone must have mixed up the vials while researching a Covid vaccine. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6051 |
It looks like our DNA experiments are progressing |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6052 |
Algernon, it's sweet to want to make Hollywood smarter. Just don't be a casualty of Minnie's party weekends. |
1.0000 |
1.00000 |
1 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
| 6053 |
This is exciting! I never experimented with mice before.” |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6054 |
Mr. Tibbles, I know you moved my cheese. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6055 |
I guess you weren't in the Control group |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 6056 |
I am sorry I gave you the wrong dose |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6057 |
Here is the data, Professor. Our preliminary results confirm that cats dropped from a ten-story height do land on their feet. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6058 |
Welcome! Your new job title is Chief Token of Diversity, despite your lifetime of scientific lab experience. |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 6059 |
You were right. Peanut butter does work better than cheese. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6060 |
And all the lab kittens ran much more slowly? |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
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| 6061 |
You do know we are an exterminating company . |
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3 |
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0 |
| 6062 |
Is this meeting 'diddling' or 'no diddling'? |
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4 |
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0 |
| 6063 |
We're taking your suggestion to use cats as test subjects under advisement. |
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3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6064 |
Believe me, I would love to try it, but I have cats. |
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2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 6065 |
The results were promising in humans, but we don't know if they will be replicated in mice. |
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4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6066 |
Don't worry...we are using mice, not rats! |
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3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6067 |
I thought you said there were no side effects, Dr. Mouse |
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3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6068 |
oh no, do we have to switch roles? |
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3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6069 |
I'm really sorry. I hope they weren't relatives. |
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3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6070 |
Can I try the maze this time? |
1.0000 |
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3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6071 |
The same thing we do every day Becky, try to find a cure for the coronavirus! |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6072 |
Of course, all mammals are nearly identical at the cellular level. |
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3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6073 |
Well, the experiment certainly worked for YOU, Mr. Tall, Mouse-Colored, and Handsome. |
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0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6074 |
Great job on the man/mouse maze! I hear they're even paying you more than me... |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6075 |
Wow! Your reverse humanization drops really work! |
1.0000 |
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3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6076 |
And what happens if I drink the blue one? |
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3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6077 |
I AM WHISPERING |
1.0000 |
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4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6078 |
We are making good progress. Seven out of the ten humans tested by the lab have developed antibodies against the taste of cheese. |
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3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6079 |
As head of the institute, we wanted to honor you as the first recipient of this breakthrough discovery. |
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2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 6080 |
I don't care if your family thinks mazes are boring, we're not building a mini laser tag arena for mice! |
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3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6081 |
You’ll find this next experiment to be very hands-on. |
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4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6082 |
And then, Jeffery Toobin took his dick out. |
1.0000 |
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2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 6083 |
This is the first breakthrough since the Revolution. |
1.0000 |
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4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6084 |
I just want to say how much I appreciate that this lab promotes from within! |
1.0000 |
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4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6085 |
I said I’d never join the rat race, but I have student loans and I need the cheddar. |
1.0000 |
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4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6086 |
I guess I didn’t fully understand the details of this new audio enhancement project! |
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5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
| 6087 |
GMO's are out of control. |
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5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
| 6088 |
Actually, I was only hoping to improve your maze running time. |
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2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 6089 |
I must say, for a genetic abomination you work well with others. |
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2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 6090 |
We just need your liver and your brain, and we're done! |
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3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6091 |
I did warn you not to try the new drug. |
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4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6092 |
Is this concoction something you recently tried? |
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4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6093 |
Do you have any relatives who would be willing to be test subjects??? Just wondered!
Jody Kinsey, Toronto, ONT |
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3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6094 |
No, that is Dr.Fauci, I am Dr.Mousey. |
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3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6095 |
Wow, we are so ahead in integration! I remember when you guys were just lab specimens. |
1.0000 |
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4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6096 |
That experiment with cheese has some remarkable side effects. |
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5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
| 6097 |
It's a triple blind trial - where are the others? |
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2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 6098 |
Well...they’re compensated at twice minimum wage, and given massages daily...and...what exactly was your concern with the mazes? |
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3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6099 |
Rest assured, we use lawyers in this lab because, as you know, there are some things even rodents won't do. |
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3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6100 |
Appearing mousey doesn't disguise your predatory ways. |
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3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6101 |
I just can’t figure out how to do it without a maze and cheese. |
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4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6102 |
Keep at it Sally, the academic maze is not without its rewards. |
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2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 6103 |
I suppose more animal testing is out of the question. |
1.0000 |
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4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6104 |
Dr. Jones, the research you've done on mazes is outstanding. |
1.0000 |
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3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6105 |
So we just came back from Disneyland. What’s new with you? |
1.0000 |
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3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6106 |
This formula is amazing! It makes mice as smart as people! |
1.0000 |
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4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6107 |
Six years you put me in a cage. And now you want us to just move on? |
1.0000 |
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3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6108 |
Now all we need is a sharpie and we can begin the photoshoot, Doctor. |
1.0000 |
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3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6109 |
I have known trials in my life, but am not amazing. |
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4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6110 |
From lab rat to Professor- your parents must be so proud! |
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6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
| 6111 |
Want to hear my Jimmy Cagney impression? |
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3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6112 |
I made an embarrassingly stupid mistake... |
1.0000 |
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4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6113 |
Glad you've developed a taste for cheese! |
1.0000 |
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3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6114 |
As you requested, the first batch of vaccines will be tested only on cats. |
1.0000 |
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3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6115 |
Are you saying you want me to try the new vaccine samples Mr. Mouse? |
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4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6116 |
We can restore your nose and ears but you will lose your tail which is wrapped around my thigh. |
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4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6117 |
Thank you for coming in. So, how fast can you run? |
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2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 6118 |
I think you should stop your rat experiments, sir! |
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2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 6119 |
Your rise here is nothing short of amazing. |
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5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
| 6120 |
Well Mr. President, it turns out there's a few side effects. |
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3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6121 |
I know, I'm due to get back in my cage now, Professor. How did I do today? |
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4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6122 |
While cheese is really important, for sure, we want you to get your focus back on giant cats." |
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4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6123 |
Yes, you can be sure the results do not involve your sister. |
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4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6124 |
Pleasure to meet you! I've worked with many of your relatives. |
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3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6125 |
I think you’re spending too much time with the lab rats Doctor! |
1.0000 |
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3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6126 |
Well obviously you're not against our animal testing research... anymore. |
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5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
| 6127 |
After what happened to you, I didn't want to check on the monkeys. |
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3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6128 |
Great. We'll be testing this on you soon, thank you for your help and goodbye in advance. |
1.0000 |
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3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6129 |
So which lip gloss made you feel the prettiest? |
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3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6130 |
I'm not sure we can reverse the process. |
1.0000 |
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3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6131 |
At least you still have your sense of taste. |
1.0000 |
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4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6132 |
So ... you're recommending we don't proceed with the stage two trials just yet? |
1.0000 |
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4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6133 |
Doctor, I'm not sure your last compound had the desired effect. |
1.0000 |
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3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6134 |
I graduated from mazes |
1.0000 |
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3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6135 |
I'm sorry I doubted your promise to make it up the ladder if I stayed the course in running all those mazes. |
1.0000 |
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3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6136 |
The cats are ready for testing. |
1.0000 |
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2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 6137 |
Good morning, Dr. Rodanté. Your experimental transformation seems now to be 100% complete. |
1.0000 |
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3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6138 |
I've never seen Micky Mouse dressed up like that, much less carrying a file and looking so serious. |
1.0000 |
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2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 6139 |
Just spitballing here, but maybe this time we can experiement on maybe oh I don't know? A human type mammal?" |
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4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6140 |
Maybe, if you substituted pizza for a wedge of cheese, my kids would do better in the maze. |
1.0000 |
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3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6141 |
Yes George...we may have mixed the test tubes with the decaffeinated coffee.... |
1.0000 |
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3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6142 |
The job is yours as long as you don't mind exiting each day through the maze in the basement. |
1.0000 |
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4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6143 |
It's your turn this time. I get to be the scientist. |
1.0000 |
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2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 6144 |
Ok then. Big ears; we'll add that as one of the potential side effects. |
1.0000 |
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3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6145 |
We ran all the tests, and it’s official: there’s no way to stop the lab men from taking their dicks out on a Zoom call. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6146 |
Sorry,Mel,the Covid has cut the supply of lab grade little white scientists,so either postpone or use some of those little guys twice. |
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5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
| 6147 |
I realize there have been lots of resignations lately, but I wasn’t expecting you. |
1.0000 |
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3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6148 |
With your herd immunity approach, humans will finally be the lab rats. |
1.0000 |
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3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6149 |
We've done away with the mazes, as you requested. |
1.0000 |
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3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6150 |
Do you have any lab experience? |
1.0000 |
1.00000 |
1 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
| 6151 |
Well, sir, I got my start as a mall rat. |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 6152 |
I warned about side effects with working with radioactive mice. Can you hear me now? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6153 |
I find what was my mistake when I got you the coffee. |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
| 6154 |
Good news~this covid has been proved to work in animals,
and no humans were used during testing. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6155 |
...now, about your ears... |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6156 |
Outstanding considering you started as a maze runner. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6157 |
I hate to ask, but were you the researcher behind the whole “cheese is as addicting as crack” study? |
1.0000 |
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3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6158 |
I have plenty of experience being a lab rat, in good times and bad times. Just look at my resume. |
1.0000 |
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3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6159 |
Any side effects to report? |
1.0000 |
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2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 6160 |
Lucky for you, we no longer test new products on animals. |
1.0000 |
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3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6161 |
As you requested, the new drug is being tested on a group of house cats. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6162 |
Rats! We trumped a vaccine at the polls. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6163 |
To think where you'd end up if you weren't given you a cookie. |
1.0000 |
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2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 6164 |
I look forward to working with you, Dr. LaBrat. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6165 |
It's OK, but I miss my big ears and cute little nose. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6166 |
Dr. Fauci, let me just say, what you did back in 2020 was...was stirring and classic. |
1.0000 |
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3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6167 |
Any known sideeffects. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6168 |
I am glad you received the promotion. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6169 |
It is good to have to have your expertise here in the lab. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6170 |
Technically, we are looking for a guinea pig, but you're so darn cute. |
1.0000 |
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3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6171 |
Right, sorry....doctor Mouse |
1.0000 |
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3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6172 |
We've ran out of mice for our next experiment, would you mind donating some blood and tissue samples ? it'd just be this once. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6173 |
I see the Zylonocide had a small side effect. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6174 |
The results of the experiment are back. The mushrooms are, in fact, psychedelic. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6175 |
Are you sure you want to try a Small Ears CRISPR, Harold? |
1.0000 |
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2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 6176 |
We are so proud of you Edgar… Why only yesterday you were a lowly maze runner and today you’re our top lab rat. |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 6177 |
You're right, testing on cats makes much more sense. They last nine times longer ! |
1.0000 |
1.00000 |
1 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
| 6178 |
I never thought animal testing was a good idea, but I sure am glad to have you for a partner. |
1.0000 |
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5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
| 6179 |
Preliminary results of the human trials are wrapping up. We can start with mice next week. |
1.0000 |
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5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
| 6180 |
We’ve prepared a room that will indubitably amaze you. |
1.0000 |
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2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 6181 |
It's really great that you're a giant talking mouse and all, but did you just see what Jeffrey *Toobin* did? |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
| 6182 |
Well the test came out and the cat was devastated. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6183 |
I was initially apprehensive about hiring you based solely on your performance in the maze, but you've really grown. |
1.0000 |
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3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6184 |
Jerry, I'm fine with dating you. It's just, I'm worried what my cats will think. |
1.0000 |
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3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6185 |
Sir
Can you review my research papers regarding the vaccine you and your team volunteered for yesterday. |
1.0000 |
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3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6186 |
I appreciate your invitation to lunch with you however I have Lactose intolerance. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6187 |
It is just I have never been in a lab with nothing to experiment on. |
1.0000 |
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2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 6188 |
My last company was a real Mickey Mouse organization. |
1.0000 |
1.00000 |
1 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
| 6189 |
Shall I get ready to run the maze professor. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6190 |
I see your pet theory is working. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6191 |
We did it we finally. We finally finished the vacc- fuckfuckfuck Jeffrey Toobin just got caught masturbating on a zoom call |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6192 |
Enough with the 'Mrs. Control Group' nickname. It's not funny anymore. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6193 |
I get that there are ethical problems testing on mice. So, how to proceed? |
1.0000 |
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3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6194 |
So tell me about your theory ... I'm all ears. Oops! |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6195 |
And they call ME a lab rat! |
1.0000 |
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3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6196 |
Animal testing, well, I--uh--" |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6197 |
I'm so sorry that as part of our growth study, you no longer fit into your family's mouse hole. |
1.0000 |
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3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6198 |
Did you get the flowers, Algernon? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6199 |
Well, we’re trying to build a better..., um, to improve certain processes through our research.” |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6200 |
We’ll get you some lawyers on which to test the experimental treatment. I realize that there are some things even rat wouldn’t do. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6201 |
Can you tell me how you decided to do all your experiments on housecats? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6202 |
I'm trying to find out why your lab suddenly suspended it's vaccine program |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
| 6203 |
Taking this drug improved your hearing 80%! |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6204 |
Yes, I’m here to test the vaccine in hopes of subway trash returning to its normal volume |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
| 6205 |
Degree, degree, adjunct, adjunct, adjunct. Adjunct. |
1.0000 |
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3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6206 |
Actually, around here we call them “beakers,” with a “b”. |
1.0000 |
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5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
| 6207 |
Wow! It does cause a complete reversal of the Stockholm syndrome! |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6208 |
You’re right the drugs were tested on animals, but why did you think you had to try them yourself. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6209 |
Wow Dr Mousenmaze I’ve been following your research for years . |
1.0000 |
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3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6210 |
I'm sure you'll be glad to hear that the side effects of the new vaccine are very rare Dr. Lier. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6211 |
The Growth Hormone certainly is working! |
1.0000 |
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3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6212 |
Here at Disney Labs, we are still the leader in cartoon science. |
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2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 6213 |
Your family contributed their all in our search for the covid vaccine. |
1.0000 |
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3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6214 |
It’s your lab, Mr. Rat. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6215 |
Good Morning Doctor,All 4 of your children |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6216 |
The ones who get things done upon them come out being the strongest and smartest. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6217 |
One thing we've learned here in the lab - there's no straight line to the answer you're looking for |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 6218 |
We'll find you a lab coat with a tail hole once you stop publishing malicious studies about cats. |
1.0000 |
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3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6219 |
Well, what species should we experiment on now? |
1.0000 |
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3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6220 |
The inspector asked some leading questions, but I refused to take the bait. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6221 |
I’m sorry, but that’s not the kind of mask we require in here. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6222 |
Perhaps I shouldn't tell you this as you just joined the team but we do experiments on mice here and in the basement, it's a mouse morgue. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6223 |
Y-yes sir. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6224 |
All set. The virus, a vaccine, a placebo and half a vial of cheddar. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6225 |
Sorry, sir. We were only able to capture half of the lab humans you require for this test. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6226 |
As a vaccine, it's a failure - but Disney's still interested. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6227 |
Of course you should take over live animal research, so we're not open to charges of cultural appropriation. |
1.0000 |
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3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6228 |
There’s something I’ve been meaning to ask you. |
1.0000 |
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3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6229 |
We found the problem and this batch does not turn you into a mouse. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6230 |
I would never make fun of your tie! |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6231 |
I'm sorry I can't look you in the eye. Your big ears are revolting. |
1.0000 |
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3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6232 |
So I said to him, "You know, when you think about it we're really all just lab rats." That shut him up. |
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2 |
0 |
0 |
| 6233 |
Looks like you rose to the challenge. |
1.0000 |
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4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6234 |
The subject deposited the samples while on a zoom call. |
1.0000 |
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3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6235 |
Well you’ve certainly grown since you were last here |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
| 6236 |
I knew that last experiment would come back to haunt me. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6237 |
Your work on genome sequencing was just brilliant. So shall we move on to escaping from the maze now? |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 6238 |
You shaved. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6239 |
This is the last time you do this to me |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6240 |
According to my results
, you're 73% laboratory and 27% mouse. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6241 |
I drank the vials like you said professor but they all tasted like rat jizz! |
1.0000 |
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3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6242 |
They never said no animal testing of our string cheese |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
| 6243 |
Did you participate in the trial vaccine? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6244 |
Since you don't like us to use mice in our experiments I found us to really small midgets. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
| 6245 |
Genetic engineering is not for me! |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6246 |
The wheel of Swiss arrived today. Should I set up the maze for your approval? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6247 |
Yes, the new vaccine might work on Halloween but what about the rest of the year? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6248 |
We’ll be testing why some mice apparently need glasses. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6249 |
Do you really think you can get me a spot in Dr. Aardvark's lab? She's amazing. Frankly, I'm tired of studying cheese, but I'm ever so grateful. It's time for this Judy Ellen James to move from clipboards to laptops! Can you recommend a dentist? |
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2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 6250 |
Trust me they’re perfectly safe to consume. I do it all the time. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6251 |
So you'd say the Phase 3 clinical trial was a limited success? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6252 |
I see you found the drugs we left for you in the maize. |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 6253 |
You’ll be pleased to know that no mice will be used in this experiment. |
1.0000 |
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3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6254 |
I think this discovery is going to make you a very famous virologist Dr. Hanta. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6255 |
Mr. Tramp… Sir… Yes, my homework may not look like much… but I really like your smile! |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
| 6256 |
The truth is everyone's going to refer to you by my name, so it's good that I'm called Dr. Bigmouse. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6257 |
Yeah, everything is OK; glad it was - successful... |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6258 |
Thanks for applying,but unfortunately,we've decided that there may be a conflict of interest.... |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6259 |
No, I’m sure I read about a Czech guy who woke up as an insect. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6260 |
Thank goodness! COVID status requires you right now! |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6261 |
It should wear off in three to five days, then we'll have you back up and running. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6262 |
I,m new here. Can you tell me the best way out? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6263 |
You're right, it is time to retire the maze. |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 6264 |
Sorry, but this is a right-to-work state |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6265 |
I know you have a Ph.D. from Stanford, but you still have to find the cheese all by yourself. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6266 |
No way I'm sampling it. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...... |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6267 |
Thank you for applying as a test subject, Miss Jones. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6268 |
Donald told Mini and me to drink the kool-aid. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6269 |
Yes, Doctor I gave him Roquefort. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6270 |
I take it you're against animal testing, then? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6271 |
We’re not ready to begin human trials just yet. We’re still testing on... Cats! |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6272 |
How about I dress up as a kitty and chase you? Purrr |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
| 6273 |
Wow. They weren't lying when they said you were a lab rat. |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 6274 |
No significant side effects were noted in preliminary studies. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6275 |
I truly believe in the results of your last experiment |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 6276 |
How are the tiny little scientists responding to the formula? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6277 |
If there’s a confounding factor here I’m sure it’s staring me in the face. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
| 6278 |
I've just received confirmation: We're both slated to appear in the sequel, Return to the Planet of the Mice. |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 6279 |
Why do you think everything's some sort of trap? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6280 |
So, mice are out? How about cats. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6281 |
Look at the bright side: now you know they didn't give you a placebo! |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6282 |
Rats....another vaccine needs testing. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6283 |
The results are A-Maze-ing! |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6284 |
Lab rat? Why, yes, I am. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6285 |
You are my father |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 6286 |
Were you not wearing a mask when handling the experimental subjects? |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
| 6287 |
Did you hear the one about the lab rat who walked into a bar and ordered a beaker of beer? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6288 |
We have been authorized to start the animal testing
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1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6289 |
I do hope to grow in this lab as you have. |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 6290 |
No it's not rat poisoning. It's the answer to Covid 19. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6291 |
I don’t think your ears look too big Mr. Whiskers, . . . uhh you can barely notice them. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6292 |
You’ve worked your way up the ladder here, so gang thought we should celebrate with some shots. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6293 |
The results just came back. You might want to sit down for this. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
| 6294 |
Seems I'm always under the microscope" |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6295 |
Oh so I can tell you're a labrat |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6296 |
I know Mouse Lives Matter, but we have to get on with the research. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6297 |
So I heard you’re up for chief advising appointment to the White House, Dr. Pinky. guess they know who the brains of the operation are... |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6298 |
I guess I must have mixed up the viles, Dr. haha Ratface." |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6299 |
We are looking forward to your insider expertise. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6300 |
I guess it was a failed experiment. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6301 |
So, I like your idea of replacing expermental mice with cats |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6302 |
Still no progress on the cure, but there's cheese in the break room. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6303 |
This is kind of awkward, but we've had a number of complaints about cheese going missing from the maze experiments. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6304 |
The good news is that we may have figured out a how to turn you back into a human, the bad news is you're in the control group. |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 6305 |
Ma'am, who do you expect me to sell this lab too? Walter White? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6306 |
I see you found the lab ok. This building is such a maze...! |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6307 |
Our budget's been cut. I'm going to have to put you down. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6308 |
All test results point to your prediction sir - cats ARE big and scary! |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6309 |
Dr. Goldberg, I have good news and bad news about the trial vaccine: the bad news is that the experiment made you look like a rat, but the good news is that your nose has shrunk. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6310 |
Sorry Sir |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6311 |
Please pinch me because I have those not so funny hallucinations again Frank |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6312 |
On balance, one side effect is not bad at all. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6313 |
so that's how you treat my type around here |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6314 |
It's a Trap |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 6315 |
This accelerated Covid 19 Vaccine is showing a lot of promise. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6316 |
Algernon...your analysis of cognitive progression is spot on!" |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6317 |
Wow. It’s such an honor to work with the man who successfully transformed himself into a mutant to get out of jury duty. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6318 |
Wow, this Covid vaccine really works! |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6319 |
Would it be wrong to ask if Subject A is related to you? |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 6320 |
Putting human trials ahead of the rodent trials was a brilliant move to speed things up Dr. Timorous." |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6321 |
our findings show that you are not a mouse, but infact, a lab rat |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6322 |
We're going to put you in a different CATegory |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6323 |
Yes, Doctor, I've read all of your work on the sublimation of Swiss cheese. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6324 |
Doctor, what shall I do with the three men still in the maze? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6325 |
You're a little rat bastard, but I created you because I haven't been touched in months! So I'd appreciate if you would toss these test tubes aside and throw me on the table and munch on my puss like it's a block of fresh swiss cheese. Ya dig? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6326 |
The vaccine works wonders on mice. |
1.0000 |
1.00000 |
1 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
| 6327 |
I'm happy to see you doing so well, Dr. Mus musculus, the last time I saw you a maze was giving you quite a bit of trouble. Did you ever find out who moved that piece of cheese? |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
| 6328 |
You said my drug for people who take things literally wouldn't work, so I decided to give you a taste of your own medicine. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6329 |
Really? Wow, I thought it was your halloween costume. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6330 |
Finally a successful trial on the homo sapiens. |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 6331 |
Glad you found us. This building is a maze. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6332 |
Yes, it's 42. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6333 |
The good news is, you get the vaccine first. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6334 |
I’m so excited to be working with the winner of the Maze Award! |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6335 |
Your last experiment clearly worked. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6336 |
So that's what produced these specious results when you took it yourself, Doctor? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6337 |
So, now I just need you to harvest all your children! |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6338 |
I know it worked great on you're ears, but I can't
promise the same for erectile dysfunction." |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6339 |
My data indicate that you can't kill this virus with cheese. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6340 |
Does it look like I appreciate testing on lab rats?! |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6341 |
We've confirmed that Jeffrey Toobin took his dick out on a Zoom call. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6342 |
Sure, the side effects are a little strange but at least it cures COVID. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6343 |
I'm really glad we were able to poach you from Disney Imagineering. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6344 |
Your research on the prevention of cheese spoilage is remarkable. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6345 |
Doctor, I can only assume I was the one that received the placebo. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
| 6346 |
Oh, so you've been the one experimenting on us? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6347 |
I'm afraid you're too large for the labyrinth. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6348 |
We've been getting pushback on the giant cat trials. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6349 |
Welcome graduate of the Super Mouse experiment to your first day on the job. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6350 |
Stunning achievement, Doctor. It explains the increase in cheese usage. |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 6351 |
I heard you volunteered for the Phase One trial. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
| 6352 |
I'm glad that you found the lab. This building can be quite a maze. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6353 |
By the way, I did see a savory piece of cheese in the broom closet--in case that might interest you. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6354 |
Interns became too expensive so we made our own. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6355 |
¨What I would like to propose is that we don´t actually disclose that you are in fact, a rat. That way our vaccination will receive more serious consideration.¨ |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6356 |
You're insights into the mating habits of rats, are truly enlightening, Dr. Vermin! |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6357 |
In Mother Russia, lab rat experiments on you! |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6358 |
you needn't dress up to be part of the experiment |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
| 6359 |
Brilliant work, Doctor. I'm glad I let you out of the maze when I did! |
1.0000 |
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3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6360 |
Whats'a matter baby? Never roleplayed "Sexy Doctors" with your mouse boyfriend before? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6361 |
No one can say you didn't rise through the ranks from the bottom to the top. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6362 |
Are you the new ombudsman? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6363 |
Nice to work with someone who came up through the ranks. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6364 |
In all modesty, I’d say my work in accelerated evolution should at least be worth a Nobel. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
| 6365 |
I apologize. It was wrong for me to assume that you ate the cheese for our experiment. |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 6366 |
All the test subjects seem to prefer the cheese too |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6367 |
Yes, Bob. We should include it under "side effects". |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6368 |
If you will just roll up your right sleeve, we can get to work on this research project! |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6369 |
So, how's that new vaccine you tried working for you? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6370 |
For the last time, sir, if I tell you where the cheese is it will ruin the experiment. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6371 |
I've just proven that women are better at knowing which fridge contains the experimental mutagens. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6372 |
Have you noticed any unusual symptoms since your last injection, Doctor? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6373 |
Oh Professor Little, you mean I may call you Stuart. |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 6374 |
When we said we were open to resuming animal testing, this isn't quite what we had in mind |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6375 |
Congratulations on your promotion Ted, I can't believe I used to clean out your cage. |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 6376 |
Good news - we’re skipping straight to human trials. |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 6377 |
“Mrs. Johnson, what did you put in that meatloaf?
Last night I dreamt I was in a maze, and I couldn’t get out.” |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 6378 |
I'm sorry I gavwe you the wrong mixture but what more can I say? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6379 |
Well, it seems like the new serum is working as planned |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6380 |
At last, a vegan, gluten-free, non-GMO rat poison without a trace of human hair. |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 6381 |
I'm so glad to hear the reward is so much more than just the cheese. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6382 |
I understand this lab is well-known for it's progressive promotion policies. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6383 |
I think you'll be very helpful with my research. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6384 |
The only animal testing we abide by here got you through grad school, Dr. Squeaker. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
| 6385 |
Cold-fusion cheese theory ... again? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6386 |
I hid the cheese somewhere in the laboratory, now go find it. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
| 6387 |
IT'S ALL OVER BUT THE SHOUTING. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6388 |
Well we injected the tiny humans with your virus, and they found their way through the maze! |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6389 |
Remember when you asked if I thought you were a man or a mouse? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6390 |
I'm in awe how you've risen through the ranks, from the ground up. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
| 6391 |
We can collaborate, but I build the mazes, you run them!” |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6392 |
Yes, the hallways are a real maze... freshly-baked cookies if you remember how to get here tomorrow. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6393 |
There must have been a mistake. I was told to expect a rat. |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
| 6394 |
I'm glad science is finally 'woke'. |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
| 6395 |
I feel very uncomfortable right now. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6396 |
Yes, I do understand why you would like to see more diversity regarding our test subjects. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6397 |
You'll be a-mazed with our latest experiment,
and there's cheese, which I know you love.
Follow me. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6398 |
After work, want to grab a slice of cheese pizza with me... from the subway? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6399 |
Congratulations on breaking through the glass maze. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6400 |
She's next door, in the maze. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6401 |
The thrones definitely offer more leg room. What is the return policy on this? |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 6402 |
How many gallons did you have to drink |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6403 |
Mice? No, no. All our experiments are performed on house cats. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6404 |
I'd love to go out for a bite with you, Mickey, but I have to warn you I'm lactose intolerant. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6405 |
Our human subjects respond best to French cheese! |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6406 |
Well they did say a lab rat would be here I don’t know why I’m still shocked” |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6407 |
Whad’ya mean turnabout is fair play? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6408 |
Please, get back in your cage. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6409 |
So, what are you: a man or a mouse? Prove it! |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6410 |
In sum, I just don't see how we can approve your self-administered COVID-19 vaccine at this time. |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
| 6411 |
Test Subject #357,it's great to see how far you have made it up the corporate ladder. |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 6412 |
Hello Ms. Jones. I am the new lab supervisor. I understand you are using nude mice in your experiments… |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
| 6413 |
In light of these new developments, Jack, I'm afraid our date for tonight is off. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6414 |
You're going to put me in a cage and do WHAT? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6415 |
It worked! I'm a human. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6416 |
I’m interested in taking part in your research Doctor. Mazes fascinate me. |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 6417 |
We'd like to thank you for your participation in the Covid vaccine test program. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6418 |
Fortunately, the level of toxicity we see in the human subjects is nowhere near the naturally-occurring levels observed in mice. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6419 |
You're right I think the phrase lab rat is pejorative as well. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6420 |
Yeh. I switched places with the Doctor. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
| 6421 |
Muenster of course. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6422 |
I loved your early pioneering work on the running wheel. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6423 |
I'm your test subject? |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 6424 |
So, Dr. Maus, please explain your fascination with our animal testing protocols so I can allay your concerns. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6425 |
We are having some success with the cat repellent |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 6426 |
I did not intend my experiment to work. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6427 |
I know it's Turnabout Day, but please be gentle. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6428 |
Her: But, would it really be bestiality?
Him: I was referring to you. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6429 |
I don't think this Mickey Mouse experiment is going to work, Dr. Musculus. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6430 |
So after I get the trial vaccination, you want me to take a run through a maze? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6431 |
Of these, I'd say I prefer the Roquefort. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6432 |
Ethically, I ‘m not sure about this. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6433 |
I used to be married to one of your cousins. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
| 6434 |
We'll have you back to human form in no time. In the meantime, we have this little test for you |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6435 |
Have we met before? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6436 |
Yes. You remain our most successful graduating experiment. Congratulations. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6437 |
You’re right, great research can expand our worlds! |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6438 |
In arguing about the efficacy of science I didn't believe that I could fall into the rabbit hole of science deniers . |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6439 |
Great news, Professor Foster, we have just locked up the film rights! |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6440 |
As you know, this is a humane laboratory |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6441 |
Promise me you’ll go easy with the Retributionol testing Dr. Mus |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 6442 |
I guess running around in the little wheel thing is out huh? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6443 |
Sorry Professor Mouse, but, I'm not going to be your guinea pig. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6444 |
Yes, I can try your maze. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6445 |
Do you think the use of feline stem cells will be controversial to the pro-cat community? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6446 |
Well, yes. We can certainly use you in the lab. |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 6447 |
Yes, the good news is that it worked. The findings, however, indicate that you'll be just a rat again in about four days. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6448 |
Swiss on a tuna melt is the way to go |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6449 |
Just between us two lab rats . . . |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6450 |
Good news, your brother tested negative for Warfarin. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6451 |
Oh! I was wondering where you went after your escape “ !! |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6452 |
Your minimalism is charming, but we need something that requires more effort from you guys to get to the cheese. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6453 |
Have you been vaccinating yourself with those mouse adenoviruses? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6454 |
Very nice! Not just anyone can pull off the pince nez look. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6455 |
Good news, Dr. Atlas, we're using volunteers as guinea pigs instead of rats. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6456 |
Sweet revenge |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6457 |
Should we go back and try to find the gene that controls ears? |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 6458 |
I understand the lab mice want better medical benefits, but let's face it, most of them have pre-existing conditions -- or they will soon! |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6459 |
This may be a labRATory but mice are welcome too. |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 6460 |
So, odd days we experiment on humans, even days on rats - that sounds PC enough, don't you think? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6461 |
So, how's that cross-breeding trial going? |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 6462 |
such progress from your days as a lab rat. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6463 |
I keep telling you, we’re not allowed to include relatives in our experiments. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6464 |
I really don't think our treatment changed the shape of your ears. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
| 6465 |
We've never had a lab rat your age. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6466 |
Good news, gentlemen, it appears to work on humans. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6467 |
I am checking for the NARM-National Association Of Rate&Mice-to see that you are not using any of us for your cruel experiments. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
| 6468 |
We value your special insights, having come up through the ranks. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6469 |
Your lab experience far exceeds our expectations... |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6470 |
I’m eager to learn any new protocols, my last was a chimpanzee lab. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6471 |
Well, er... no, I haven't tested your formula on myself. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6472 |
I didn't think it would work this well! |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6473 |
When I said, "Man up!" I did not intend to cast aspersions on other species... but I'm not surprised that you heard me. |
1.0000 |
1.00000 |
1 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
| 6474 |
I know it looks like a Chemex, but sir, that wasn’t coffee. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6475 |
Congratulations on the Nobel Prize, but you still haven't found the cheese. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6476 |
Yes! I moved the Cheese. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6477 |
I didn't know it had a growth side effect. How's your COVID? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6478 |
The results are in. You ARE the father. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6479 |
I graduated with a major in head transplant research and asked to intern here |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6480 |
Thank you for allowing me to be a part of your Lab Experience. |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 6481 |
I’m afraid we have some bad news about your family’s test results. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6482 |
Are you volunteering to be a guinea pig? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6483 |
No offense, but "lab mouse" just doesn't have the same ring to it. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6484 |
You look amazingly like the subject we erroneosly gave human growth hormones! |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6485 |
I am so happy to be working at a lab where "promotion from within" is a reality and not just an aspiration. |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 6486 |
We have turned the corner, let the bars open. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6487 |
I almost couldn't find your lab. This building is like a maze! |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6488 |
RAT: "Now it's your turn." |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6489 |
I heard that we had hired a real “lab rat”, nice to meet you. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6490 |
Well, the good news is we now have a working Covid vaccine... |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6491 |
Why yes, I was a Mouseketeer as a child. Why do you ask? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6492 |
After years of working with lab rats, it’s nice to finally have some diversity on the team. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
| 6493 |
You don't seem to be having any adverse effects from self-injecting the trial vaccine, Dr. Souris. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6494 |
I guess so. But how did your mate react? |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 6495 |
Actually, doctor, I didn't question your masculinity. I said that you are a mouse. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6496 |
Lady: here is my signed consent to be tested by mice. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6497 |
That's amazing, from a lab rat to the head of the department! |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6498 |
NOW, WE SHOULD WORK ON YOUR MAZE TRAMA. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
| 6499 |
It’s great you started here as a lab intern. |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 6500 |
It’s been described as mousy brown. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6501 |
the cure you tested on yourself? it worked. |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 6502 |
When I asked for laboratory mice, I had something else in mind. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6503 |
It was at that moment that Micky realized that all these years he was just a lab rat. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6504 |
Morning Rattie, where are our colleagues Moley and Toad? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6505 |
It says here you're willing to volunteer for the experimental COVID vaccine. Is that correct? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6506 |
Bad news. The cafeteria is out of cheese. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6507 |
So you were a man on Donald Trump's Covid Task Force" |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6508 |
Oui, I am Madame Curie. And you must be Monsieur Mickey Mouse. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6509 |
I've set up a swear jar, $1 for every man-or-mouse joke. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6510 |
I want you to know I was totally against experimenting on you until it worked. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6511 |
surprise! we are having 3 human girls and one mouse boy, because I love your ears so much. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6512 |
Congratulations on solving the maze. I hope becoming our lab assistance instead of a lab rat was worth the effort. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6513 |
We're slightly changing your job description... |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6514 |
You're . . . well . . . just too mousy for me. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
| 6515 |
I think you need to a stronger dose. I wanted a man, not half a mouse! |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6516 |
To assist you, the great problem-solver, is an amazing opportunity for me. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6517 |
I'm going to need you to recruit some volunteers. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6518 |
At this point sir, you OWN that dang maze! |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6519 |
I believe we have stumbled upon the origins of the cheese reflex. |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 6520 |
You left your prejudices at the door,correct? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6521 |
Dr. Rodentcia, check it out, we just created a new synthetic cheese and decided that you would be the best candidate to sample it. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6522 |
I'd really like to thank you for the opportunity, Dr. Mouseinstein! |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6523 |
You were right Dr. Mousie, tiny hands and a big mouth does make you more prone to covid-19. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6524 |
Which scent would you find more attractive - cheese or peanut butter? |
1.0000 |
1.00000 |
1 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
| 6525 |
Now that you’ve been promoted, are you going to free your friends? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6526 |
Well, the side effects aren’t reversible, but you do look cute. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6527 |
I can’t believe the president lied about the side effects.
At least your COVID free! |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6528 |
The results of the human studies are in, they look encouraging . |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 6529 |
Professor, I think we’ve found the cure for humans. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6530 |
Enough pussyfooting around! Let’s address the Elephant that’s hiding behind the door to this room...it won’t help anyone to avoid him like the plague... |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6531 |
no no no no this definitely isn't what was meant to happen when I bought a lab rat on craigslist |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
| 6532 |
You haven't seen that extra growth hormone laying around, have you? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6533 |
Yes, Professor, but why I should run in a maze to find some cheese? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6534 |
So, if I drink the red vial, I'll get an insight into the true Mousetrix and meet Goofy? |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 6535 |
Looks like we’re ready for human trials. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6536 |
Doctor I’m sorry but I believe we gave you the rat vaccine |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6537 |
Oh that… that was SO long ago! |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6538 |
In Soviet Russia, mouse lab tests you! |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6539 |
What exactly is ratatouille? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6540 |
So, it was a success |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6541 |
I'll prepare the maze for you. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6542 |
I can’t say how, but I’m pretty sure this whole thing
boils down to Sal. |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 6543 |
I’m glad to see our diversity program is working |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6544 |
This experimental drug is truly important to you because thousands of your relatives have given their lives for its success!! |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6545 |
It’s an honor to work with you again, Subject 29-B. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6546 |
Actually, no. We've always used guinea pigs |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6547 |
It was either this or a gig at the International Space Station. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6548 |
I'm glad your vaccine worked. Too bad about the side effect. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
| 6549 |
Yes, the Trump administration’s reversal of the self-experimentation ban HAS made all of this possible, and no, I find no species requirement for receipt of a Nobel Prize. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6550 |
Sure,Dr. Fauci,the virus only infects humans. But is this really the best solution to prevent further spread? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6551 |
You need to be thinking outside of the box, Ms. Jones'' |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 6552 |
Well, frankly you can call it a side effect but I’d like to think of it as something more... |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6553 |
Good news . .there's a strong side effect. An aversion to jumping ship |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
| 6554 |
I don't want to. Can you hear me? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6555 |
No irriation and the mascara really makes your eyes pop. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6556 |
I still don’t think the testing can be objective regardless of your prior experience in the lab since we’re both white. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6557 |
So, Dr. Rodentia... During this rotation, we will require certain 'sacrifices'. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6558 |
I presume you’re the new lab rat? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6559 |
I'm afraid we lost the antidote! |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 6560 |
This is the quantum lab, but not to worry, the cat's half dead. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6561 |
Yes Professor., we have replaced our laboratory mice with small fuzzy kittens. We are now ready to try your first experiment in creating mouse-size cats. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6562 |
"I guess you could say I'm more of a gym rat." |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6563 |
Well, we know that it's effective on laboratory mice. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6564 |
Mr. Cheese, your resume is certainly unique, but “mechanical song and dance” isn’t the experience we’re looking for. |
1.0000 |
1.00000 |
1 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
| 6565 |
Of course your remuneration will still be snack-based. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6566 |
« Oh, believe me, I’m quite the labrat myself! » |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
| 6567 |
Umm...no hard feelings? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6568 |
I'm sorry. You seem qualified for the position but the President requires complete loyalty at the CDC |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6569 |
We appreciate your participation in this follow-up study. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6570 |
Sir, I am honored to be mentored by one of our lab rat graduates. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6571 |
Great work Dr. Maus, the hallucinogenic side effects have been eliminated. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6572 |
You always opt out of administering catscans... why is that? |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 6573 |
The mouse to human experiment seems to have worked
but what about the mouse traps |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6574 |
I'm excited to work with such an esteemed lab rat! |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 6575 |
Good news. Not only did they find the mouse with your head, they want to make this into a movie. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6576 |
You say you were the very first person to take the vaccine? |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 6577 |
Early human trails are encouraging--subjects eat more cheese, perform better in the maze, and grow highly suspicious of cats. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6578 |
So you want me to free all the mice we use in the experiments and replace them with cats? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6579 |
What's the symbol for cheese on the periodic table? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6580 |
So....you want to do a trial on humans? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6581 |
Sir, 'Kitty' is just a nickname. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6582 |
The triple blind mice study was very successful. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6583 |
I’m afraid the Supreme Court has yet to have 9 judges. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6584 |
Candidly, when they said I’d be working in a lab with mice, this is not what I had envisioned. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6585 |
You will be pleased, I was successful to let the cat out of the box and then put her in a tube. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6586 |
Perhaps you’d prefer to record your own results.” |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
| 6587 |
The Cat Vaccine is ready for Clinical Trials” |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6588 |
Congratulations on making the vaccine so quickly. But are you sure you checked all the side effects? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6589 |
Now, do you think we could just go over the biosafety protocols once more? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6590 |
I am a husband first and a lab rat second. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6591 |
Nothing personal, but the olfactory tests confirm I smell a rat. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6592 |
I'm sorry, but how was I to know you'd turn into a woman? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6593 |
Looks like that stuff really did work. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6594 |
You look familiar. Have we met before? |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 6595 |
'Ok, we'll need to run a few tests on you before you start." |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6596 |
We only test our chemicals on cats |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6597 |
Yes, we do test on humans, but the good done for mice far outweighs the harm done to the human beings. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6598 |
I heard you're one of our success stories. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6599 |
Wait until you see the guinea pigs... |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6600 |
I am truthfully sorry that we used your children as test experiments. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6601 |
The lab rats are refusing to take any more tests. They said "there's a Judas among us" |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6602 |
I guess the experiment was a success. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6603 |
Bitten by a vampire mouse? Is that a thing?
Read More
Viral Selfie of Man and His Rescue Dog Had People Calling the Police last night. Sorry for your loss. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6604 |
Let's not be so formal, please call me Karen. What's your first name, Mr. Bonic? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6605 |
Dr. Bernstein, it’s been a wonderful three months, but it will never work out. You’re in the placebo group. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6606 |
Oh . . . um . . sir .. I-I-I didn't know . . . you're the new lab head ?. . ah . . welcome . . I, um . . . I wasn't expecting . . um . . . I thought the new lab head was . . . a . . a woman !! |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 6607 |
But it worked on mice. |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 6608 |
No need to be as quiet as a mouse in here. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6609 |
Your job is to find the descendants of Mighty Mouse from the ancestry DNA test results. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6610 |
I know that Mickey and Minnie are proud of you. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
| 6611 |
Hey! I see you got the promotion! |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6612 |
Elections are in two weeks time,am not an idiot how far are you? |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
| 6613 |
The feline toxic agent research is going very well, professor Jerry. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6614 |
Maybe beer would encourage the scientists in your maze more than the cheese does. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6615 |
It was a success, Doctor!
The grad students are in the cages by the window. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6616 |
Let me just start off by saying that I never liked the whole maze and cheese thing. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6617 |
We're focusing on the Y chromosome, because we like you. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6618 |
Looks like your nuclear transmutation experiment is a success! What did you do the rest of the lab rats? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6619 |
Nice halloween costume , Marge. Mutant lab mice, Classic. |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 6620 |
I've received excellent news from Dr. Schrodinger." |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6621 |
Have we heard back from Kraft on funding? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6622 |
Well you’ve come a long way since your days in the maze. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6623 |
Gonna try for the Antidote again Dr. Mousie..? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6624 |
I was wondering who had moved my cheese |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6625 |
It's really inspiring how you managed to work your way up in this business. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6626 |
Well these vials sure are squeaky clean. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6627 |
This should calm the anti-vivisectionists |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6628 |
The Guinea Pig's taken ill so we thought.... |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6629 |
Mr. Johnson, I understand you're our new lab-assistant mouse? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6630 |
Thank you so much. It’s always nice to have a visit from an alumnus.” |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6631 |
Well now we know what bleach doesn’t do. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6632 |
Welcome to the Job Swap Challenge! I’m told that my colleague still hasn’t completed the maze, so - depending on how quickly you can analyze these samples - you’ve got a real shot at winning! |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6633 |
We have yet to perfect the X-Men serum, Professor |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
| 6634 |
It’s amazing to think that your career began as a lab rat. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6635 |
I didn't see that coming. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6636 |
How about we run the experiment on you this time if you want results. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6637 |
Your Smart Serum is obviously effective. Are you working on anything for stretch marks? |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 6638 |
'My hearing and sense of smell are both much better but I'm concerned about my changing appearance' |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6639 |
Oh my, what big ears you have! |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6640 |
From specimen to lab director ! Our upward mobility plan is working ! |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 6641 |
Everyone told me I was quite mousey myself. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6642 |
This isn't what I had in mind when I ordered lab rats. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6643 |
Looks like you didn’t get the placebo! |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6644 |
Nothing personal, but you're not what I expected when I requisitioned a lab mouse. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6645 |
So, Alvin, how did it go when you self-injected the vaccine last night? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6646 |
Other than the side effect of increased cravings for cheese, I’d say the vaccine is perfectly safe. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
| 6647 |
A new recipe for pizza sauce won’t solve COVID, Dr. Cheese. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6648 |
Let’s see how you do today - to be honest, this is a bit of an experiment |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6649 |
The maze experiment is going okay, except someone keeps eating the cheese. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
| 6650 |
So sorry I mixed your DNA with Rat's DNA ... |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6651 |
Welcome to our non-animal experimental lab! |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6652 |
In this next experiment, we will have your corporation's team members find cheese in a maze. We mean the human will find the cheese, too. She will also have to figure out how to communicate in squeak to find the cheese. |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
| 6653 |
For the last time, I won't check if these moon rock samples are cheese. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6654 |
You're my only colleague equipped to listen to me |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6655 |
Did you have anything to do with putting a shrunken Dr. Metcalf inside the maze cage? |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 6656 |
Mice try, Mister. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6657 |
Thank you, teacher, now, which group of humans should I test this on? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6658 |
So the latest Trump dictate is true: the scientists are in cages and the rats are running the lab. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6659 |
We here truly hope you don't see this as a diversity hire. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6660 |
Oh, now I see why the testing went straight to humans. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6661 |
This isn't quite what I had in mine when I told the Professor I wanted to work with mice! |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 6662 |
Let's just go silent. Even Congress could weigh in on this one. |
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| 6663 |
And at noon we will review the results of the human trials. |
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4 |
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0 |
| 6664 |
Done much genetic research? |
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3 |
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0 |
| 6665 |
Doctor, I'm so glad they hired you to attract volunteers for our feline vaccine clinical trial! They'll be lining up. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
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0 |
| 6666 |
Of course I didn't unleash the gene-converter. Why do you ask? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6667 |
So I just drink it and for the next 30 minutes my head turns into whatever name is on the vial? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6668 |
Well you've certainly nibbled away at the last remaining doubts I had that this lab was at the forefront of gene splicing tech! |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6669 |
Testing on humans. How barbaric! |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 6670 |
Sorry I’m late. This building is a maze. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6671 |
... and I am confident we can get these compounds to trial with you leading us thru the regulatory maze Mr. Whiskers. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6672 |
Maybe we could find some lab humans at a political rally. |
1.0000 |
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5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
| 6673 |
Are you familiar with the ethical rules for research involving family members? |
1.0000 |
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3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6674 |
Sorry. The behavior lab is two doors down on your left. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6675 |
What a coincidence. I ALSO have a cousin that's a chef in Paris. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6676 |
It cured 100% of the humans in our preclinical trial, but what's the chance it'll be safe and effective for mice? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6677 |
You have a head for research. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6678 |
Professor, the results are incredible, but the samples are animal poops. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6679 |
Um...I don't think you'll be needing that lab coat. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6680 |
Sorry but we've run out of mazes. |
1.0000 |
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3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6681 |
When you return to them remember to remove those glasses. This is a double blind study. |
1.0000 |
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3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6682 |
To address your two concerns, Doctor, the new vaccine does have a minor side-effect, and the cafeteria menu now includes White Stilton Gold cheese @ $420/lb. |
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3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6683 |
It seems like the mouse IS always right! |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6684 |
If you're here... Where's Marty? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6685 |
So sorry, no visitors during the covid emergency. We can do a zoom. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6686 |
You're right, I'm sorry, I moved your cheese. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6687 |
No, sir. We've seen no negative indications from the latest vaccines you are being given. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6688 |
I'm kind of a lab rat myself. |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 6689 |
What the hell kind of vitamin supplement were they testing? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6690 |
You are so brave to test the vaccine on yourself!" |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6691 |
This lab is so not woke. My boss actually had to ask which of us is the subject and which is the control." |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
| 6692 |
Who let you out of your cage? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6693 |
hi, i, uh, i just wanted to say that i had a really really nice time last night. and i know we talked about it – jesus, we talked about it so much haha – but, seriously, don’t worry about the coke dick. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6694 |
We do incorporate best-laid plans in this lab. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6695 |
Yes, but you're free of the virus at least. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6696 |
... but it is really better? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6697 |
You know this research project involves building a better mousetrap, don't you? |
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0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6698 |
When they asked if I was comfortable working with lab mice, I didn’t think they meant . . . |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6699 |
We're fast-track testing with human guinea pigs. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6700 |
The drug worked. Your nephew is now completely lactose-tolerant. |
1.0000 |
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3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6701 |
No, I missed the Diversity & Inclusion workshop. Anything new come up? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6702 |
I’m very flattered, but there is a Guinea Pig in sales who would be perfect for you! |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
| 6703 |
We still don't know how the human tests apply to mice. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6704 |
Would you have a problem inserting electrodes into the brains of thousands of your relatives? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6705 |
Well, yes, I normally don't object to people calling me a mousy blond, but with you it kinda seems different |
1.0000 |
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3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6706 |
Welcome Dr. LaBrat. I'm pleased that you've agreed to let bygones be bygones. |
1.0000 |
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3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6707 |
Of course I'm excited to be your colleague- it's just that, when they told me I'd be working with mice, this isn't quite what I thought they meant. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6708 |
caption: two scientist are discovering a mythical item |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6709 |
It looks like our experiment was a success! |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
| 6710 |
These results are inconclusive but at least you didn't expose yourself on a Zoom call. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
| 6711 |
You may already know some of your co-workers. |
1.0000 |
1.00000 |
1 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
| 6712 |
I'm afraid I've mislaid the antidote! |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6713 |
I heard your grandparents used to be part of this lab! |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6714 |
Um, sure, I can ask my relatives about testing the Food Maze. |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 6715 |
You're right,we should add severe cheese cravings to the warning label. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6716 |
Before I turn this mirror around, promise me that you'll stop experimenting from home. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6717 |
Excuse me, doctor... A large male lab rat just escaped from his cage. Have you seen him? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6718 |
Successful enough on us to start testing a few of your population. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
| 6719 |
Doctor - it's not my fault that you decided to taste my transformation potion. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
| 6720 |
You seem to know your way around this maze, er, uh, place. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6721 |
You're lucky -- I was a cat 20 minutes ago. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6722 |
Glad to see you continued your education after the maze years. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6723 |
Certainly not, sir, I am not going to allow you to experiment on MY children. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6724 |
And that, Senator, is why we run trials. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6725 |
I agree, his methods are cheesy, but Dr. Squirrel insists that the results are mixed and therefore your conclusion is nutty. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6726 |
Someone keeps releasing the lab mice from our experiments. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6727 |
I knew you were great at navigating a maze but navigating the maze of scientific academia was entirely unexpected. |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 6728 |
Shall we say..one more year?"
Theoni Moschetti, Boulder, C |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 6729 |
We'd like you to plan the cheese course for the lab picnic. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6730 |
Uh, Just a slight side-effect to the vacine. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6731 |
While the new version of the vaccine is showing promising signs of providing active artificial immunity to Covid-19, it still turns the patient into a mouse. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6732 |
I know you're disappointed, but my parents want me to marry a doctor, not a lab rat. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6733 |
Yes, I am the lab rat around here. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6734 |
I guess it's a no for this vaccine |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6735 |
Your latest research has certainly been transformative. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6736 |
We have checked your DNA and I have good news: your condition is not related to Covid19... |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 6737 |
Hello Dr.Mouse, today we are going to need to see how you feel after that covid-19 vaccine test. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6738 |
Your maze results are in. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6739 |
Um, animal testing...sure, what do you need? (Damnit...) |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
| 6740 |
Turns out it's unethical to make tests in human beings, but now I don't remember why. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6741 |
The clinical trials on humans were promising, but now comes the hard part. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6742 |
Eureka…We’re now in Phase 33 of our clinical trials. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6743 |
I promise, Boss. I won't test upon you. Not yet anyhow. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6744 |
Oh, I’ve always been a real lab r...hey, I love those glasses! |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6745 |
I respect your credentials. It’s just that our lab has a strict “no animal testing” policy. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6746 |
Well, I have my concerns. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6747 |
I was hoping for flowers, Algernon. |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
| 6748 |
I'll just ask one more time--you're sure there are no side effects? |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 6749 |
No really, the vaccine trials haven't negatively impacted you at all. |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 6750 |
Of course it's great that you can cure Covid-19 in rats - but we still have a problem with humans. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6751 |
Dr. Miller, I just want to say I've admired your Maze studies for years. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6752 |
Just as you suspected, the Limburger was tainted. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6753 |
Is that cheese in your pocket? Or are you happy to see me. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6754 |
I tried the corona vaccine on myself . |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6755 |
No worries, just a side effect of the last vaccine, we've got lots more to try. |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 6756 |
So all went well Dr. Breitbart? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6757 |
Sorry, the lab rat asked me out first. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6758 |
Oxford maze time of 3:87 and a Gouda enthusiast! |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6759 |
You’re right. I’m sure I didn’t leave the rodent growth hormone there. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6760 |
I’m glad you tested negative, but we still have to let people know about side effects. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6761 |
Honestly I don't think most people even care why there are holes in Swiss Cheese. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6762 |
Now who do you think we should test this on? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6763 |
This is what I discovered, Dr. Maus, and I see you're all ears. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6764 |
Okay! Wow... so, when they hired you, what exactly did they say your role would be in this experiment? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6765 |
But one thing that is reversed is my standing “no” to the idea of dating you. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6766 |
Why does your cohort hold that Saturnalia will be a boon for Sagua Labs? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6767 |
No, I haven’t seen the remake of “ The Fly” but I will pass your concerns on to our attorneys. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6768 |
So you're Dr. Fauci's replacement. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6769 |
In response to your concern, we shall no longer use Rodents in our experiments. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6770 |
These tests are actually for you... |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6771 |
It's just something about those glasses that doesn't seem right? |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 6772 |
Don't take this personally... |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6773 |
Of course, you might have gotten the placebo! |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6774 |
OK, now let's see if we can get you past the security guard. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6775 |
In line to The Plan, the Administration insists that ANY vaccine is administered as suppository up to January 2021. |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 6776 |
It looks like we’ve got one more drug to test before returning you to the wild. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6777 |
It's such a busy time, I feel cooped up like a lab ra -- like a lab person. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6778 |
I'm amazed to see you again! Oh sorry, how awkward... |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6779 |
We’ve had some complaints. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6780 |
Professor Ratatata, the pretrial data is here and the results look mice. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
| 6781 |
There have been numerous complaints of cheese disappearing from the breakroom fridge. Would you have any idea who may be responsible? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6782 |
Well there Was that one side effect we forgot to mention |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6783 |
I assure you, we don't allow cats on the premises, and we'll never get rid of cheese pizza Fridays. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6784 |
I hope this role reversal experiment will be temporary. |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 6785 |
As you can see Dr. Whiskers, this lab likes to promote from within |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6786 |
Would you like to... sexperiment? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6787 |
I told you that cheese was for the experiment, Brian. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6788 |
Have I ever researched with a mouse before? Well - yes and no. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6789 |
I didn't think I'd be working for the big cheese! |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6790 |
Yes, we are old school, nary a computer anywhere. |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 6791 |
I didn't realize we were required to self-test the vaccine. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6792 |
Of Mice and Non-binary |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
| 6793 |
I am sorry, but there seems to be some confusion about your role in this experiment.” |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6794 |
I thought no one wore ties any more! |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6795 |
We think there may be some other side effects in addition to the ones that were on the list when you started the trial ... |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6796 |
It's 2020, time to thaw him out. We need a Wonderful World again. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6797 |
I want to congratulate you. There aren't that many Lab Technicians that started out as Lab Rats." |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6798 |
I've requested a sabbatical - seems my work has affected my worldview. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
| 6799 |
Sorry, the vaccine had an unexpected side effect, Dr. Fauci. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6800 |
You're absolutely positive there's no danger in this gene swapping work? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6801 |
You must be the "Diversity and Inclusion Intern?" |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6802 |
This is awkward but could you please clean the mouse maze? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6803 |
We've stopped testing on mice thanks to you. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6804 |
Sorry about all of your friends... |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6805 |
You aren’t fooling anyone with the lab coat and four-in-hand. Back in the cage. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6806 |
Yes, professor Little. It is possible we used Stuart in the last experiment |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6807 |
I'm totally inspired by the fact that you started out 20 years ago running mazes and now you're the director of research. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6808 |
So sorry, Clyde! We SNAFUed the cloning procedure! |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6809 |
I'm ready to go into the maze now, doc. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
| 6810 |
And fortunately nobody's tails are in danger of being cut off with a carving knife.. |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 6811 |
What do you mean inappropriate?”
All I said was,
“Gee what a coincidence, we had ratatouille for dinner last night! |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6812 |
The usual? Wine and, er, the CHEESE, at 5? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6813 |
I'm glad you could make it. We should have real progress now. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6814 |
It must be nice to finally be the one doing the testing! |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6815 |
We’ve run out of guinea pigs, and, well... |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6816 |
I know it's a bit early but I want to wish you Happy New Ears! |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6817 |
Sir, the study proves you are indeed a mouse. |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 6818 |
I insist, Miss Gillian, that you spend your time working on the vaccine and put the damn mouse trap on hold! |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6819 |
Look, I wouldn't worry. We've had six cases like yours before and we managed to turn them all into squirrels. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6820 |
Do I get to try the maze today Dr. Mouseman? |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 6821 |
I hadn’t realized chemistry was such a big part of making cheese! |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 6822 |
You should’ve come with us to lunch, that place was a real hole in the wall. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
| 6823 |
Mice are not the perfect models of humans, but look at you Mr. Head of the Department. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6824 |
Again, I'm sorry, but your blood type defense failed to help you with the final results. You tested positive. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6825 |
Receiving reports that the supply of lab scientists didn't arrive. Can you improvise? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6826 |
Good news, you’ve excelled on the evolution experiment. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6827 |
Do you think it's time to move the clinical trials up a notch to include humans? |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
| 6828 |
Why yes, our gene-splicing program has been quite successful. Why do you ask? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6829 |
And we will prove Schrödinger wrong, the cat is always dead. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6830 |
First, I'd like to apologize for my graduate thesis, "The Fallacy of Rodent Intelligence." |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 6831 |
Thanks. Had a feeling you'd notice. It's called Parfum Eau De Cheddar. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6832 |
Yes, it is an effective vaccine, but there seem to be side effects we should discuss.” |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6833 |
If anyone asks, this is my mousey Halloween n95 mask |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6834 |
These test results are skewed, I smell a rat. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6835 |
The reviewers weren't sure that our findings on humans extend to mice. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6836 |
I truly appreciate your noted experience with mazes. But the ad specifically said we were looking for a lab RAT. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6837 |
Sorry about your ears. I'm sure we can find an antidote. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6838 |
Since your kind is immune we can save a ton on PPE by your people staffing up the labs and hospital. What do you say? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6839 |
I've never had a research subject as an intern before. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6840 |
Give me just a few more days to decide about taking the Trump drugs... |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6841 |
Your kids? Haven't seen them. |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 6842 |
Are you really interested in my cheese research, professor, or are you just hitting on me? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6843 |
Why yes Dr. Mauci, I’d love to be injected.... |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6844 |
If you give a mouse a lab coat... |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6845 |
--and we both know how the last experiment went... |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6846 |
Despite overwhelming common opinion the results are conclusive – you're actually a lab mouse. |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 6847 |
Can you hear that? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6848 |
Jerry, your duty will be to separate mice from rodents. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6849 |
Congratulations Doctor. You are now virus free; however, you have developed a potentially fatal allergy to cat dander. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6850 |
So...do others call you 'Mr. Meek' or just meek?" |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6851 |
Mickey, you've done quite well for yourself. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
| 6852 |
Yes sir, I have have been over every square inch in this lab and can assure you there is no De-Con anywhere. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6853 |
The new people cages are a full 20% larger than the old ones! |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6854 |
Was it gouda for you, too" |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
| 6855 |
Dr. Charles, before you leave, at least warn you're wife, the drug had a slight side effect! |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6856 |
Yes, you seem ie a ic guy, but company policy is against supervisors dating subordinates." |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6857 |
Miss Claiborne, need I remind you that in THIS laboratory, “All mice matter!”? |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 6858 |
Well, at least you still have human hands |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6859 |
It is indeed wonderful to see a Legacy applicant here at the University Lab” |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6860 |
So I asked, 'Who experiments on the experimenters?' and now I know. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6861 |
Thank you for this opportunity, I must say I am a first-generation lab human. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6862 |
I know you've helped us a lot, but your "placebo" was deadly. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6863 |
'A mouse? It was supposed to make you into a frog." |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6864 |
Um, Dr. Schroder, I'm not sure how to ask this, but...have you been leaving little tiny turds all around the lab? |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
| 6865 |
I don't know what happened, it's so horrible...I mixed a couple chemicals together and poof...my ears and tail disappeared! |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6866 |
Great! And still no side effects? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6867 |
I’m sorry, Dr. Mauci, we’ve been instructed to ignore your input. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6868 |
Respectfully, I reject your contention that the Rat Race is Supreme. |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 6869 |
We watched “Of Mice and Men” on Netflix last night. Have you seen it? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6870 |
On a positive note, I'm absolutely confident that you were not in the placebo group. |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 6871 |
Thank you for volunteering Frank....the antidote is three trials away |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6872 |
I hear that you're a Rodent Scholar! |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6873 |
We need bigger cages for our human subjects. |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 6874 |
Hickory dickory dock, your formula is a crock. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6875 |
just so you know, we only use monkeys |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
| 6876 |
Doc I don’t think you can call me the mouse in the lab anymore |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6877 |
So, Dr. Maus, I trust our miniaturized German male subjects will be treated ethically? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6878 |
I said our efforts would be rapid, not rabid! |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6879 |
I think I'm spending too much time with the lab rats, professor. They're beginning to look like you. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6880 |
Professor, I think it is time to consider that you are taking your experiment too seriously. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
| 6881 |
The results are in: You've passed our animal testing program. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6882 |
We're glad there's no conflict of interest here. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6883 |
Thank you for filling out the questionnaire. Now we'll just need to take a sample of your DNA before we get started . . . not everyone will qualify to be a volunteer for the human vaccine trial . . . |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6884 |
So, as expected side effects were mild. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6885 |
The courage you exhibited by testing the experimental vaccine on yourself is nothing short of inspirational. |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 6886 |
The story of how you eschewed the corporate rat race in favour of an academic career in cheese research is simply amazing. |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 6887 |
This project will absolutely a-maze you. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6888 |
Let a mouse out of the maze, and the first thing he does is become a humanoid. How f—ing scary. And we’re out of cheese. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6889 |
No Doctor, we can't make Covid masks out of Swiss cheese! |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6890 |
Glad you self-administered the vaccine, exposing its mousy side effects.” |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6891 |
When I was told the experiment involved a lab rat, I didn't realize it would be in a supervisory role. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6892 |
I was actually hoping you’d walk away when I said I cut the cheese. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6893 |
Professor, our lab results found Cheetos have no cheese, and are addictive. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6894 |
What other rats picture when I say I’m in the medical research field |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 6895 |
If you hire me ....
I give you my word !
“ no Mazes” !! |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6896 |
"Actually Sir...Your group got the placebo. |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 6897 |
great career from rat lab! |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6898 |
Your experiment worked miss Quible. I walk,I talk and I was even promoted from lab rat to rat honcho. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6899 |
Who knew that testing with, rather than on, you would be such a good idea? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6900 |
Frankly, Quality Assurance is fed up with your cheesy validation methods. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6901 |
I see that animal experimentation is improving |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6902 |
Now you’ll find the lab is a bit of a maze |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6903 |
I was a lab rat in high school too. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6904 |
Unfortunately another cheese maze test won't get us a vaccine any faster! |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6905 |
No, I don't think it's workplace harassment to call you a labrat. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6906 |
No, I don’t think human testing is too drastic. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6907 |
Yes sir, the vaccine tests have to continue and you will be back to normal soon, we promise |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6908 |
Yes, my name is Mazie. Why do you ask? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6909 |
You may want to sit down. I'm not sure you'll like the next step. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6910 |
If I look familiar, it's definitely not because I worked here when they used to experiment on you. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6911 |
I'm leaving because I'm fed up having to whisper all day long! |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6912 |
Congratulations on your promotion, sorry about all the tests. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6913 |
I would love to participate, but I’ve never been very good at mazes. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
| 6914 |
How is your Maze Theory research going? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6915 |
Congratulations, your grandson has been approved as an intern in the testing lab. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6916 |
I just used that term to see how the others would react. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6917 |
Doctor, I really think we should rethink the mouse model we are using in the clinical trial. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6918 |
This time let's test it on me. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6919 |
You look familiar. Were you in Fantasia? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6920 |
Thank goodness the exposure was contained! |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6921 |
Volunteering for those early Covid-9 vaccine trials had a unexpected but rewarding side effect for you." |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
| 6922 |
Yes,I've evolved too. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6923 |
You told me to run three blind studies, right? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6924 |
No, I wasn't the only one. But whenever they called on me, they made me feel like I was representing all mice. And I guess I should be flattered to be on the brochure, but I know why they asked, right? I could chalk it up to ignorance but... |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6925 |
My Granny always said, 'Live wth 'em, get like 'em!'. |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 6926 |
I must say, you make a persuasive argument for the reduction of animal subjects research! |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6927 |
Wouldn't moving the the sugar water feeder to the break room be a protocol violation? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6928 |
They are in a Maze. We need your help. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6929 |
I'm sorry "Senor' Mouse. If you want to have your "people" protected by the new vaccine, you MUST take part in the trials! |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6930 |
Keep in mind you can get trapped in a job you don't like. |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 6931 |
Ok I’ll feed the white humans in their cages |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 6932 |
It's a small world afterall |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6933 |
You found your way here okay? This place is a maze. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6934 |
Sorry, we didn't know that would happen when you were bitten by our irradiated mouse. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6935 |
Mort, your relatives are now in a better place. They're working the halls of Washington. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6936 |
'' There's something wrong with the formula, Mrs Jenkin's baby just grew a tail. '' |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6937 |
Good news doctor. Human subjects tested with the antidote for rat poison looks very promising. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6938 |
You really worked your way up! |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6939 |
It'll take a big,-ass python to chomp down on you! |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6940 |
The cat trials are complete. We are ready to move on to humans. |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 6941 |
I see you have finished your hydroxychloride potion MR TRUMP... |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6942 |
Once again, Dr. Mauci, the breakroom is down the hall, take two lefts, a right, two more lefts, go down the stairs, turn left, right and then it is the 2nd opening on the left. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
| 6943 |
You probably get this all the time, but where do you buy your ties? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6944 |
Good heavens |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 6945 |
Stuart? I haven’t seen you since you were little! |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6946 |
I'm impressed with your work. Most of the other rats have difficulty passing the clinical exams. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6947 |
Sir, unfortunately no good news if you give a mouse a cookie... |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 6948 |
Don't worry about the lab test, my people do this all the time. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6949 |
I've heard that you'll do anything for a research grant. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6950 |
Professor Edwards, I feel like we're so close to finding the cure.. you'll back to normal in no time |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6951 |
The press wants to know why we can cure cancer in mice but not in humans. |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 6952 |
Not to worry--Trump says this is just like the flu and it'll go away like a miracle. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6953 |
I'll finish up here, Dr. Little, if you would like to take the afternoon off to go sailing. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6954 |
well, first he pushed the "super-size-it lever," then the Russia lever that makes him writhe in urine |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 6955 |
Look like the tables have turned |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6956 |
You must be using the lab mice' "hair mouse. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6957 |
You'll bring a lot more credibility to our mouse studies. |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 6958 |
Do you remember me telling you about the Stockholm Syndrome? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6959 |
I’ve been dying to ask. How did you get in? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6960 |
I'm sorry. Your experimental framework is 'Mickey Mouse.' |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6961 |
I thought you might come in today. It’s getting cold out. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6962 |
I don’t know how you did it, but we got permission to use humans in our lab experiments. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6963 |
Shall I put the results at the end of a maze like last time? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6964 |
Why exactly did you fire Dr. Katz? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6965 |
Aim for a mouse-flavored cat meal. |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 6966 |
So, I didn't have to go through a maze to get here, but I had to work hard too! |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
| 6967 |
STEM is really becoming a rat race. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6968 |
This company values diversity. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6969 |
There is no way we are going to start clinical trials on mice before human testing is completed! |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6970 |
With all due respect, the FDA doesn’t give a rat’s ass about the outcome in lab rats. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6971 |
Dr. Little, I don't know whether you're a genius or a vector, but I still love you! |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 6972 |
I better take it from here. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6973 |
Just think of them as your little interns! |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6974 |
This is quite the step up from your days running through a maze. I hope you won't take that personal. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6975 |
I'm so glad you found the lab. This whole building is a bit of a maze. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6976 |
I think your work is starting to affect you. |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 6977 |
Now that our methodology has been ratified, we're anxious to begin testing. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6978 |
We'd come up with a vaccine a lot faster without all these Mickey Mouse regulations. |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 6979 |
Sometime I feel like I carry my work home with me..." |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6980 |
Congrats! I heard you had to negotiate quite a maze to earn this position. |
1.0000 |
1.00000 |
1 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
| 6981 |
Yes, that last ride at Disney sticks with you longer than “It’s a small, small, world after all” |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6982 |
We know rabbits have long ears, but Science is well,
just Science. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6983 |
Clearly the vaccine causes some mild side-effects, but I say we go for it. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6984 |
I'd like you to go set up the maze. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6985 |
Gourmet cheese flavored COVID tests may just be the way to get the housewives on board... |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6986 |
I have your DNA results here, Jerry ... |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 6987 |
just slip off those togs and meet me by the cages. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6988 |
I really enjoy working with your grandchildren. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6989 |
The office has lifted its mask requirements, Jim, so you're free to stop wearing that novelty mouse head.... Jim? Jim, is that still you? Oh my god! What have you done with Jim? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6990 |
Ok doctor, I gave you a cookie & milk.
Now can you please find a cure? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6991 |
We're glad you accepted the job offer in exchange for not suing |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6992 |
You can identify the dirty rat that stole growth hormone from my lab last year? Well, I'm all ears. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6993 |
The results from the kitten lobotomies have finally arrived |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6994 |
Of course I'm comfortable working with you. My first roommate was a mouse. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6995 |
Great news on the experiment! I'm ordering a cheese plate for lunch. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 6996 |
Is it my turn in the maze? |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 6997 |
I ‘m sure Dean Murray will allow you to substitute coursework on advanced mousetrap technology with urban mosquito eradication practices. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6998 |
I see you're familiar with the vaccine's side effects. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 6999 |
The experiment was a success. You're no longer human. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7000 |
Janet, I reg-rat to inform you that I am going to work-from-hole next week. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7001 |
You found Doctor Livingstone, I presume. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7002 |
ok, I'm all ears. What went wrong? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7003 |
For the record, I want you to know that I was always supposed to the use of mice for testing purposes. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7004 |
As a cat lady, I'm appalled at the notion of using cats for medicinal bath salt testing. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7005 |
We do all of our testing using laboratory humans. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7006 |
The DNA test traced your ancestry to just outside Orlando Florida. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7007 |
I have a new idea that involves bleach, and no, I’m not being sarcastic. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7008 |
Now I'll take the one labeled "Cheese Head " and we'll see what happens. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7009 |
Sorry I'm late. I kept running into dead ends. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7010 |
Sorry to inform you Dr. Fauci, the President has appointed you to Lab Rat for his re-election campaign. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
| 7011 |
you became a geneticist because... |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7012 |
Wow, so this is so awkward Professor Mickey…they apparently merged our two requisitions by accident. One was a search for faculty and the other was for lab mice. |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
| 7013 |
That's the trouble with experiments you can't guarantee the results. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7014 |
Look, lab rat trials for a COVID 19 vaccine are a bit touchy for you, but we need to start somewhere. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7015 |
Left, right, two more lefts, another right, then, left again . . . voila! |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 7016 |
You know, being a mouse isn't all that bad. Take Spider-man for example... |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7017 |
If you have a better hypothesis, I'm all ears. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7018 |
I'm sorry, but I think you misunderstood the job description. |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 7019 |
Wow! You went from lab rat to director. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7020 |
First of all Dr.Rattus...welcome to the Institute of Research...secondly we are truly sorry for all the many things we've done to your kind |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7021 |
I saw your dad in the specimen storage,he to buy more milk |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7022 |
I was wondering if you might be interested in participating in a clinical trial. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7023 |
Your selfless research with cholesterol-free cheese emphasizes the success of our Rodential Scholarship program. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
| 7024 |
What on earth ever gave you the idea to use "laboratory cats" of this experiment? |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
| 7025 |
How are your anthropomorphizing experiments coming along...?
Edward Bleier |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 7026 |
Doctor, you were right. The new formula IS a perfect cat repellent! |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7027 |
Were there any other side effects, Doctor |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7028 |
Go ahead Carol, I’m all ears. |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 7029 |
I am glad the experiment work excellently, but sorry that the ears are an unexpected side effect. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7030 |
I'm sorry but your bone spurs won't exempt you from serving on our team of lab mice |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7031 |
No, no, no problem. I knew I'd be working with mice, I just didn't expect...Shall we get started? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7032 |
I'm so glad to see that our patent-pending growth hormone has worked so well for you, Mr. Little. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7033 |
Before we start working together, you should know that my research usually causes cancer in mice. |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 7034 |
No, it’s just... I was so excited to meet you when I heard you were Swiss. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7035 |
Now before we administer the poison, I should probably give you a quick heads up about who we've chosen as our test subjects. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7036 |
I was offered two jobs but took this one because I heard they were very liberal with promotions. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
| 7037 |
Yes, I completely agree, human trials first. |
1.0000 |
1.00000 |
1 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
| 7038 |
Would you be offended if I asked you to be a test subject? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7039 |
But, in the end, Fievel Mousekewitz had done as his parents had asked and gone to medical school. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
| 7040 |
Still experiencing side effects Susan? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7041 |
Yes,We strictly adhere to the guidelines pertaining to the testing of human embryos. |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
| 7042 |
If we’re ready, please scuttle lightly and follow me. |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 7043 |
I'm sorry, but I'm afraid your relaives were not as fortunate as you. |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 7044 |
Ah, how the test tubes have turned. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7045 |
- Mr. Mickey Fauci here’s the vacines, from left to right,
covid-19, covid-21, covid-29, ...and a trial version of Trump detox. |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 7046 |
What do you mean this vaccine is not safe? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7047 |
Please climb into the beaker... |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7048 |
Sorry, we're only testing Lab Rats today. Mice have to come on MWF. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7049 |
Well, you ARE a lab rat, aren't you? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7050 |
And if my hypothesis holds, this one will turn humans into mouse-sized test subjects. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7051 |
Geoff, we had this discussion. I would NOT like to join you for a romantic dinner of chesse and crickets |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7052 |
Good news! The serums extracted from rabbits, bats and guinea pigs had no side effects whatsoever. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7053 |
I told you there were opportunities for advancement in this lab. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7054 |
So what if there's side effects, Harry? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7055 |
Thank you so much for your participation in the clinical trial. As you recall, we did mention possible side effects? |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
| 7056 |
I'm afraid I found a mousestake in your calculations. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7057 |
I'm ordering a Pizza, I 'm pretty sure they charge extra for triple cheese" ! |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7058 |
Yes, I've seen Flowers for Agernon, but my answer is still no. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7059 |
My grad school garage band was called The Knockout Mice. |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 7060 |
Well, we know the shrink ray works. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7061 |
In part two of the experiment we will attempt to give you legs |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7062 |
You have now advanced to the tenure maze. Good luck! |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
| 7063 |
I'm sorry for my reference to "Lab Rat" |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7064 |
My children are dying to meet you. Do you have a pair of red shorts with two big yellow buttons on the front? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7065 |
Oh, you need the Better Mousetrap Group, just turn left and beat a path to their door. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7066 |
So I’ll just review one more time our sperm donation rules.. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7067 |
Uh, what I meant to say was cat and, uh, cat and, oh I’ll just say it ... mouse, cat and mouse moment. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7068 |
Dr.Fauci, Donald Trump magically changed you into a Rat! |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7069 |
Congratulations on your promotion from the maze! |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
| 7070 |
As mice are not easily infected with Covid-19,we have completely shifted our focus of test subjects to humans. |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 7071 |
I agree that the vaccine was safe & effective when tested on mice |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7072 |
It worked |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7073 |
You're amazing! |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7074 |
Now promise me at this week's lab party you won't eat all the cheese. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7075 |
Yes, Professor Sniffles, I'd have to agree. Kylie's new blusher does have some unfortunate side effects, but you turned them to your advantage. |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 7076 |
Now that you have negotiated the corporate maze, you can wash these test tubes. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7077 |
I was a mousketeer before I became a crispr expert |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7078 |
Your hypothesis was correct, doctor. Cheese is, indeed, delicious. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7079 |
And you say there's a Miata at the end of this maze? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7080 |
We can safely conclude that Vile #3 was not the placebo. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7081 |
But, doctor, you've got my sister in there! |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7082 |
Any side effects from that new vaccine? |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
| 7083 |
Yes, Dr. Algernon, it seems we have mice. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7084 |
I know we have a lot to answer for, Dr. Mouse! |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7085 |
No, Harvey, I am really glad you volunteered for the experiments. I'm just not getting in the cuddle cage with you. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7086 |
Survival of the fittest |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7087 |
The use of lab rats here at Irwin Pharmaceuticals is taken very seriously. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7088 |
Okay, some might say that turning into a mouse is not a negative side-effect |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7089 |
We've been ordered to get this vaccine out, testing be damned! Come on! Are you a man or a mouse? |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 7090 |
I think I'll wait for the next trial. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7091 |
I told you the potion was Malicious, not Delicious! |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7092 |
Your groundbreaking work in maze mechanics has preceded you, doctor. By the way, your tail in a mouse trap. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7093 |
The good news is, we've confirmed it was just the rat's DNA in the contaminated needle... |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7094 |
My high school term paper was about cloning. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7095 |
I’ve heard you’re the best in your field. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7096 |
Well , Yes, now that you bring it up, we have been known to build a better mousetrap |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7097 |
Yes, Dr. Horner, I've been informed of the DNA mix-up. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7098 |
I guess you know the vaccine has some side effects. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7099 |
My apologies Dr. Peromyscus, I understand now that using the phrase, "a better mousetrap" , in our vaccine study report may come across as insensitive. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
| 7100 |
No, I haven't moved anything. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7101 |
I guess The Handsome Prince Project is a total failure |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7102 |
My how you have grown since you were in the test group. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7103 |
Sir, as a young female in this field I would just like to say your climb up the ladder has been an inspiration. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7104 |
Good news. The lab takes responsibility for letting them grow too long and agrees to pay for any reduction surgery you choose. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7105 |
I hope the next mouse responds as well as you did to the drug |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7106 |
Finally. The answer to whether you are a man or a mouse is right here in these test tubes. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7107 |
You come to us with an impressive family history. That’s really great! Can you really get me tickets to Disneyland? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7108 |
Just because you completed the maze doesn’t merit you a medical degree. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7109 |
Yes professor, we are in fact developing a better mousetrap, |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 7110 |
Once a lab rats always a lab rats. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7111 |
Yes sir, I DO think putting the new COVID vaccine in a cube of cheese will make it more enticing. That’s why people lined up on Polio Vaccine Sundays - for the sugar cubes! |
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3 |
3 |
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0 |
| 7112 |
The vaccine is successful but the side effect is you will cheese only. |
1.0000 |
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3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7113 |
I’m glad you could find the lab. This building is such a maze. |
1.0000 |
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2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 7114 |
I see Dad’s come to visit, but a day too late. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7115 |
The good news? Your surviving children got top scores! |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7116 |
You have become one with your research. |
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3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7117 |
We just can't promise you there are none of your relatives in the study. But if you see any, please do not release them. |
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0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7118 |
Dr. White, in the past I've enjoyed working with many members of your family but I hope we can get past all that. |
1.0000 |
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3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7119 |
Welcome. Did you have any trouble finding your way here |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7120 |
Well Professor Ratón I did as you requested and removed the name Lab Rats |
1.0000 |
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3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7121 |
Our research grant was renewed thanks to your sacrifice. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7122 |
Now that the maze report is completed we can begin the cheese nip portion. |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
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6 |
0 |
0 |
| 7123 |
This is a Mickey Mouse research lab |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
| 7124 |
Wacky Professor, my previous advisor, said "Wabbit." |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7125 |
It's a new kind of vaccine that alters your DNA...no, we've never tested it before. The good news: you now might gain immunity. The bad news: you are now a lab rat. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7126 |
And I thought that the M in MIT stood for Massachusetts! |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
| 7127 |
Just three days ago you were in maze trying to find the quickest way to a hunk of cheese and now you are the Big Cheese! |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7128 |
User testing shows that our ratings are finally up!
#veganforthewin |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7129 |
This time we really can’t spill it. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7130 |
Maybe we should ease up on your last vaccine test. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7131 |
I need to talk to you regarding the staff overtime hours |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7132 |
I always thought of you as more of a Guinea pig |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7133 |
I was about to try the one marked 'pidgeon,' but now I'm having second thoughts. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7134 |
I always wanted to be a lab rat ever since I was a little girl--except for the ears. |
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3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7135 |
A triple-blind experiment with no tail risk, as you suggested. |
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0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 7136 |
No, I don’t want some cheese. |
1.0000 |
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4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7137 |
I see your point, but I feel genocide is a bit of an overstatement. |
1.0000 |
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3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7138 |
No sir, I don't notice any changes at all! |
1.0000 |
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3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7139 |
Just spit in each test tube and we will release you. |
1.0000 |
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3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7140 |
There is no antidote. There is only cheese. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7141 |
I heard we get a treat if we pick the right beaker. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
| 7142 |
I see you found the ultimate solution to the maze, Doctor. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7143 |
As long as you tuck in your tail it should be fine |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7144 |
This experiment was completely worth it, Jerry! |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7145 |
I so admire your work on string cheese theory. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7146 |
Yes, you've come a long way, but that's still not cheese. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7147 |
I didn't find this maze as hard as the last one. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7148 |
So you discovered a cure to your own disease? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7149 |
Perhaps we should use a different animal for the next test. (Ma'ayan, age 8) |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7150 |
You mean if I drink all of these tubes, I’ll grow a cool pair of ears like yours? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7151 |
You are correct Doctor, almost exactly the same DNA of mice and men. |
1.0000 |
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3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7152 |
It Was one of the side effects we considered... |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
| 7153 |
When they told me I'd be experimenting with mice I thought it'd be different. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7154 |
I would like to see more personal involvement from you in the experiments |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7155 |
The blood test results suggest you should cut back on the cheese. |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 7156 |
I used to be a lawyer. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7157 |
So now it’s Doctor Lab Rat? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7158 |
Thank you for the flowers, Algernon, they remind me of my favorite perfume.. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7159 |
Congratulations! The guy from Stanford is out and POTUS is going with
Disney. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7160 |
So sorry, but we can't seem to find the data files from your experiment. |
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0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7161 |
OK Which one do I drink first? |
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0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7162 |
Nice Halloween costume, Dave. But next time, don’t wear it to work. You look unprofessional as fuck and you’re embarrassing us in front of our clients. You’re fired. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7163 |
Hey, you're only supposed to come in on Wednesdays. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7164 |
Yees, this confirms that rodents of unusual size could exist! |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7165 |
I just can’t wait to cut out your brain and get it under a microscope. |
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0.22361 |
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5 |
0 |
0 |
| 7166 |
Here are the safety profile data you requested on our new line of blood thinners. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7167 |
I'm smelling rocket fuel, not roquefort. |
1.0000 |
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3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7168 |
I just think it's great that you're a certified MD but also an actual goddamn rat |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7169 |
They're taking your recommendation to go with guinea pigs this time. |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 7170 |
How do you get those glasses to stay on? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7171 |
Take some time off. You're getting too close to your subjects. |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 7172 |
I've managed to isolate the DNA of four different types of cheese |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7173 |
Actually, yes, I was thinking perhaps you could try it before I do. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7174 |
Sir, we have a problem. The vaccine we are developing only cures mice, so it won't be ready before the election. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7175 |
If I didn't scorn those stupid rodents, how would I get through the day? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7176 |
The new board is big on diverse workplaces. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7177 |
Your research is amazing |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7178 |
This is the experiment. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7179 |
Flowers for Algernon" is one of my favorite books as well |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7180 |
I'm honored to work with you, Dr. Ratto. This is the first research lab I've worked in that requires informed consent from all of its rodent participants! |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7181 |
It doesn't seem murine to experiment on humans anymore |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7182 |
Yes, Professor, once again all the cats died an agonizing death, but...what exactly is this experiment about? |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
| 7183 |
Now you drink them one after another my little laboratory human. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7184 |
We’ve identified one small side effect. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7185 |
And just where is that tall dark handsome human, he seems to have disappeared from the people maze" |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
| 7186 |
Congratulations on completing the first part of your interview: the maze. The exercise wheel is next up, and then we will inject you with something. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7187 |
Promising results, any friends who'd be a good fit for the trials? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7188 |
Hickory Dickory Dock Indeed! |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7189 |
Yes, it is cheese flavored. |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 7190 |
Finally, real testing! |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 7191 |
Okay, thats it, your mouse cloning experiments end today! |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 7192 |
That's not exactly what I meant by a lab rat. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7193 |
Excuse me, Bruce. I think I may've sampled a little too much of the lysergic acid diethylamide. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7194 |
I'm sorry Doctor but I may have given you the wrong Serum. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7195 |
Yes Ben, results confirm that cheddar improves hearing. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7196 |
Doctor you won't like what the President is saying about you" |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7197 |
The humans sample shows negative |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7198 |
Minnie, have you taken a dose of our human gene research serum again? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7199 |
Yes, during the interview I said I wasn’t squeamish about working with mice. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7200 |
The same mutation worked on another mouse, you can finally have a friend around here now! |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7201 |
I remember when you used to run through mazes, and now look at you! |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7202 |
And to think...all these years we were wasting mice by actually testing things on them. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7203 |
Dr. Mouse, our experimments has proved that cheese is NOT a fruit so you cannot eat it every day. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7204 |
You work as quietly as a mouse. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7205 |
We will need more documentation on your chemical exposure claim |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7206 |
We wanted a cure for COVID not CHÈVRE |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7207 |
I was just kidding when I asked if you were “A Man or a Mouse.” |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 7208 |
The staff is showing progress in maze adaptation. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7209 |
I'm glad the potion worked; but if we're going to do this human-sized thing, you really need to learn how to use a toilet. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7210 |
Sure I would like to hear more about the side effects. But first, tell me where you got those adorable glasses? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7211 |
You're somewhat mousey today. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7212 |
The trial of our COVID vaccine on humans for application to the mice population is proceeding apace, sir. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7213 |
This is going to be our best Cheez-It recipe ever! |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 7214 |
After all those experiments you were involved in, especially with the wheels, you deserve this promotion! |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 7215 |
Just microbes, I'm afraid. Your colleagues are all in the maze next door. |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 7216 |
I've been a big fan of your work on Stockholm Syndrome for years, Doctor. |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 7217 |
Only one of these vials will return you to being a normal human. The others are anyone's guess. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7218 |
How long have you been taking the new drug? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7219 |
Great news! It's ready for Republican trials! |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7220 |
We ran a study (n=1) with the President, now we are ready for a more controlled trial with your species. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7221 |
It’s a letter from Scientific Journal, Doctor. Your selfie got their attention and they want more information on your research.” |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 7222 |
But can the results be extrapolated to humans? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7223 |
I think you've taken 'bringing your work home with you' to a new level, doctor. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7224 |
Martin, whip me with your tail again and you'll end up in a cage next to your mom. |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
| 7225 |
Well this is not what I thought you meant when you said you were a lab rat on your resume. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7226 |
How's that test of the new vaccine going? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7227 |
I er...I really didn’t mean...”rat race” is just a figure of speech. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
| 7228 |
I warned you against making a daiquiri with that green stuff! |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7229 |
Good news, doctor -- the humans tested negative for bubonic plague. |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 7230 |
I now see why you called it 'rat poison.' |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7231 |
This is a case of who moved my cheese. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7232 |
I understand I speak from a place of privilege, however I'm still not comfortable with human trials. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7233 |
The cat experiment you suggested worked beautifully. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7234 |
Wow! When they assured me that I would be working with someone who had a lot of experience with mazes, I guess I pictured it differently. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7235 |
We are out of treadmills for humans |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
| 7236 |
You're with Society for Prevention of Cruelty to Animals? Do you have an appointment? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7237 |
Besides the side effects, it looks like the vaccine worked! |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7238 |
Date night? Sure, let's go out on Halloween |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7239 |
Why yes, I could use a cheese break. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7240 |
Have you noticed that some members of our vaccine trial are beginning to resemble our test animals? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7241 |
Algernon and Charlie working in the lab |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7242 |
The good news is you're alive; the bad news is your beady little eyes won't pass the biometrics scanner. |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 7243 |
I hope that none of the subjects are related to you. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7244 |
How so very zen of you. You have achieved nirvana-like oneness with your experiment. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7245 |
Keep workin’, lab rat. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7246 |
No one in the staff lounge appreciates you hiding our food and recording your observations. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7247 |
Doctor, is it true that you never have to use a stethoscope?" |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 7248 |
Sir, I think we need to redesign the maze test. My colleague has yet to find the avocado toast. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7249 |
Looks like the inmate has taken over the asylum" |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7250 |
Despite our great lab results on people, the FDA won’t approve it for mice. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7251 |
Which one of these test tubes did you drink from? |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 7252 |
Ah, you must be the new lab rat! Shall we proceed with our experiment, then? |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 7253 |
On behalf of the lab, please accept our apologies for all those 'experiments'. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7254 |
Congrats on finally getting your Masters degree from The Maze! |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7255 |
It’s really done a number flattening the curve, but we’ve seen a massive surge in cheddar sales.
Rich Lehingrat
Burnaby, BC |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7256 |
The human trials are promising, but what makes you think it'll work on mice? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7257 |
[Mouse Squeaking] |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 7258 |
Thank-you for considering me for your study. I am very good at running mazes, I have great endurance on a treadwheel and I am not afraid of confined spaces! |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 7259 |
I'm not sure this counts as proof that Cheesus exists. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7260 |
I, too, found this field somewhat unwelcoming. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7261 |
It's about your costume, Dr. Smith. You see, well - mice have been canceled. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
| 7262 |
A minor side-effect, Doctor. We now plan to move to phase 3. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
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| 7263 |
We did mention there were risks for our volunteers |
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4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7264 |
If anything, the trial is going too well -- one more dose and you might end up running this place. |
1.0000 |
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3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7265 |
I've told you a dozen times already, there is no cheese!" |
1.0000 |
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3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7266 |
I'm all ears...ah, sorry. |
1.0000 |
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3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7267 |
Looks good! I hope your family survives the tests. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7268 |
This being your first day here, I suggest you start by volunteering as guinea pig |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7269 |
Sorry, but the posting said we’re looking for a lab RATS, not mice. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7270 |
When we said volunteers,I believe you misunderstood. |
1.0000 |
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3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7271 |
I feel like our experiments are going quite well. I expected you to get really big but I didn't think you'd get so smart. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7272 |
Do you think we’re ready for human trials? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7273 |
Uh, yes sir, I did do some work for the National Institute of Mental Health while I was in college... |
1.0000 |
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2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 7274 |
Yes doctor, I know what Carbon Helium DiEinsteiniumide spells. |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
| 7275 |
Thank you for letting your child participate in our clinical trials. |
1.0000 |
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3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7276 |
Lucky for you, the corporate ladder was replaced with a maze. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7277 |
To make you feel more at home, we removed all the room numbers and exit signs. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7278 |
I think you'll like the cheese specimen more than the usual bodily fluid samples. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
| 7279 |
We are so excited about our discovery we wanted to call you in because we knew you’d be all ears! |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7280 |
Good news Mr. Mouse, no masks required for different species. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
| 7281 |
So what does vindication feel like? |
1.0000 |
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3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7282 |
Okay, Dr. Mouse so a 100000 mice died taking our |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7283 |
Good work girl, now, let's try the maze. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7284 |
When I said "you're a knockout mouse", I didn't mean... |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7285 |
We first test this COVID vaccine on humans. If all goes well, it should be ready for the mouse population in 6-12 months. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7286 |
I guess because you have an ear for these things. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
| 7287 |
You’re an inspiration for all our testers |
1.0000 |
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3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7288 |
I know you take offense to "lab rat," but seriously. |
1.0000 |
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3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7289 |
Well Doctor, I see you tried the new mouse vaccine...success! |
1.0000 |
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3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7290 |
Of course, going forward we'll be using only pigs |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7291 |
Well, I see that our test subjects are getting a little uppity again. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7292 |
It’s very promising, but first we will need to test it on…well, um...well, some thing else. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7293 |
You're in early, Mick, record run time through the maze this morning? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7294 |
But is the vaccine safe? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7295 |
Sorry sir; this study is for prepubescent female mice only. |
1.0000 |
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3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7296 |
Suppose we just tell the FDA that our preliminary data on the vaccine was promising and resulted in no fatalities. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7297 |
If any of your close relatives are part of the sample, then you really shouldn't be on the research team. |
1.0000 |
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4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7298 |
The pay isn't great, but once you learn to find your way around, you can have pretty much all the cheese you want. |
1.0000 |
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3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7299 |
I guess it's time to see how it works on humans. |
1.0000 |
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3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7300 |
Yes, smarty. I did test the vaccine on myself. And this is what we've got! |
1.0000 |
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3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7301 |
I heard you were hired for your empathy towards our subjects. |
1.0000 |
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3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7302 |
Excuse me, but could you give me directions to the paeleontology department in the basement?It's regular maze to get there. |
1.0000 |
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3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7303 |
It won't be long before your children come out of the tube. |
1.0000 |
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3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7304 |
Becca awoke crying. |
1.0000 |
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3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7305 |
Wait till you hear the results-they're an earful! |
1.0000 |
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3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7306 |
Dr. Sarah, the results are in. Actually, I tried the syrum on myself. No adverse effects. Hmmm,is that a cheese sandwich in you lunch pail? I'm pretty sure I smell cheese! |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7307 |
I know you don't think it's a problem but you were a cockroach before the vaccine. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7308 |
Perhaps the nondairy sample will reverse the effects. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7309 |
Yes sir, both the placebo and the active oral dose will Taste like Swiss cheese |
1.0000 |
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3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7310 |
I better check with Dr. Fauci on this one!!! |
1.0000 |
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3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7311 |
Did you say chatter or cheddar? |
1.0000 |
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3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7312 |
you dont look like a doctor to me. I smell a rat here |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7313 |
Good news! I think I have the antidote! |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 7314 |
Well, you are a field mouse, and we need field tests, so... |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 7315 |
So, you’re the new lab rat? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7316 |
Uh....about that whole genetic mutation thing.... |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7317 |
Good news, sir, we’ve located your real glasses. |
1.0000 |
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3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7318 |
Now that you're in charge, will we be testing on humans only? |
1.0000 |
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3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7319 |
We need to take a few blood samples. |
1.0000 |
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3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7320 |
THERE'S REALLY NO DRUG THAT WILL STOP PEPOLE FROM SAYING 'EEEK' |
1.0000 |
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4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7321 |
It's a Nobel winner for sure, but the price seems high. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7322 |
I understand you're here to see your hybridized children. |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 7323 |
You’ve tested everything around here including my patients. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7324 |
As you can see, we mice are finally in charge of the lab. So forget about women’s liberation. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
| 7325 |
Well no, of course there's nothing to prevent a mouse from winning the Nobel. |
1.0000 |
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3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7326 |
What a coninkidink.
I'm something of a lab rat, myself! |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 7327 |
When I look at you, I just see a lab coat and clipboard, no different than any other staff member! |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 7328 |
I don’t think you should be talking to me about cheese. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7329 |
We've contained the radioactivity, and Professor Ward is happily sniffing out cheese in the maze. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7330 |
Congratulations on your promotion...I see that you managed to find your way to our lab. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7331 |
I’m sorry to say that I just don’t feel comfortable working with you, Doctor |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7332 |
In the initial study in cats there was a slight reduction in hunting behaviour, but no change in care-factor. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7333 |
A little less limburger, a little more gouda. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7334 |
≠I defer to your experience.
≠≠ |
1.0000 |
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3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7335 |
I really do insist that you recuse yourself from this one, Gladys. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7336 |
You might be pleased to know that we only experiment on humans |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7337 |
Our trials indicate a propensity for cross-species hybridization. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7338 |
It was just a joke!...
I'm sorry. I'll go clean out my desk. |
1.0000 |
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3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7339 |
you mean I get to go through a maze? Really? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7340 |
I see you were a part of our first trial on lab rats |
1.0000 |
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3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7341 |
You, of course, seem ideal to supervise the maze tests. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7342 |
Hi Charles,
How did the experiment go? |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
| 7343 |
We use cats for testing now. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7344 |
It's your ability to think outside the box that separated you from the other candidates. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7345 |
OK, I'll look but, what if I'm not cheese driven person? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7346 |
'Mice work Doctor, all Remdesivir sensitive' |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7347 |
You have exactly 48 to find a vaccine and inject me with it. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7348 |
I've been trying to make sense of your notes here, but to be honest it's all squeak to me. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
| 7349 |
Now if we could only find a test specimen to confirm its safe for human consumption. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7350 |
I told you to change your 'jeans,' not your 'genes'. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7351 |
DO YOU EXPECT ANYMORE LAB ACCIDENTS? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7352 |
Algernon... Where have I heard that name before? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7353 |
Richard, you need to recuse yourself from the maze setup. |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 7354 |
Don't worry we've done this a million times. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7355 |
Based on our DNA analysis, you're a rat. |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 7356 |
Arnold! I think this job is going to your head! |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7357 |
This vaccine has already been tested on thousands of your kind. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7358 |
The president is happy that you and Minnie have agreed to head up the Covid19 task force. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7359 |
Yes, i imagine the pince-nez would definitely be more comfortable. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7360 |
Ironically, I got called a lab rat a lot in school. I’m guessing they called you Dumbo? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7361 |
Good news Professor Squeeks! Our faculty luncheon includes an array of cheeses..and yes,we have checked for traps. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
| 7362 |
Your management is revolutionary! |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7363 |
No, it's not your species.
I just don't think workplace relationships are a good idea. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7364 |
Well I was thinking, maybe you were more qualified for the Phase III test... |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7365 |
I'm sorry Dr. Little, but when you invited me to join your experiment to breed a new species of mouse I assumed it was a job offer not a cheesy "pick up" line. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7366 |
I'm quite pleased with my work in developing higher intelligence and greater physical development in mice. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7367 |
So exciting! We've crossed your big-ears DNA with my no-ears... |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7368 |
It will be worth it if we are successful with the COVID Vaccine, you'll see! |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7369 |
You may have to evaluate some relatives while you work here. I hope that’s not a conflict of interest. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7370 |
Vaccine ? Schmaccine ! You were right, professor, this is more fun ! |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7371 |
Yes, the human trial did work with cheese,,, |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7372 |
I think you you’re spending too much time in the lab, it looks like you’re turning into one of them. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7373 |
Which tube are you from? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7374 |
Dr. Mickey, I know you're new here, so briefly, we are analyzing the affect of our new DNA molecular reengineering serum on mice. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7375 |
Doctor, the Phase 3 cheese trial was a success!
Terry Shotland, Longmeadow, MA. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7376 |
And what can you bring to our laboratory. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7377 |
I said from the start, Dr. Smith, it was not a good idea to accept a research grant from The Cartoon Network. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7378 |
That was really great, but I must admit that I am kind of looking forward to when they transition the Viagra testing to human trials. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7379 |
After primates, we’ll finally be ready to move onto small groups of rodents in the final stage. Thank you for your cooperation. |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 7380 |
Hickory dickory Doc! I think you stopped the clock in the search for the COVID-19 vaccine. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7381 |
In Dr. Mou-ci we trust. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7382 |
You were right. The mouse DNA was a perfect match! |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7383 |
All that hard work paid off. Now you are the big cheese. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7384 |
I hear payback is a bitch |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7385 |
Yes, but--well, you see, that is--of course, yes, we'll cancel them all right away. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7386 |
So all I have to do is finish this experiment and you'll give me a really tasty treat? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7387 |
It's such an honor to work with you. I know you were in the very first trials. |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 7388 |
A very impressive CV, indeed! Now, just go about your normal routines and I'll observe discreetly from a distance. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7389 |
Good news, the vaccine works! But . . . there is one side effect. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7390 |
Your proposal faced some very tough competition, but yours managed to to squeak through -- er, was accepted by a narrow margin. |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 7391 |
I like cheese too. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7392 |
Tell me doctor, besides diarrhea and nausea, did you experience any other side effects? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7393 |
I really disliked living in that cage. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7394 |
I know you’re listening, but just think what this could mean to the American public! |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7395 |
Believe it or not, but I’m the elephant in the room. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7396 |
Look Lennie, I know you're lonely, but I'm just not into furries. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7397 |
What exactly do you mean when you say you ‘ratified the experiment’?” |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7398 |
If you must know it is difficult to be a specimen in your lab experiments. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7399 |
I am not positive but I don't believe it was tested on any mice. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7400 |
I'm not sure the mouthwash is quite right either. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
| 7401 |
Sorry Sir, a lab mouse got into the nuclear transmitter |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7402 |
So you were one of the first to get the coronavirus vaccine? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7403 |
The cat is away! |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7404 |
Is your son ready for the test? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7405 |
So far it only works on humans. |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 7406 |
Oh, I'm so glad that the removal of the human ear went well. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7407 |
Great news professor. We finally received FDA approval on your cheese-flavored vaccine. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7408 |
I think you took the empathy thing too far |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7409 |
I've done everything I can Professor to follow the right paths, quickly and efficiently, to get this stage - you know, our big reward ... |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7410 |
Dammit, Jerry. Don’t tell me you haven’t noticed that we have chemistry here. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7411 |
In conclusion, we request the breakroom be relocated right at the end of this hallway. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7412 |
You are the most successful lab rat from our experiment. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7413 |
Jerry,please,no more self testing. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7414 |
Oh, hello Dr. Ratcliffe. Some good news! Our vaccine improved your hearing but, uhm, not your eyesight. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7415 |
I don't see any noticeable side effects to the vaccine, do you feel any different? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7416 |
Welcome back to NIMH. I presume you recall the layout of the maze? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7417 |
I'm flattered, but I don't think we should. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7418 |
So Disney University confers doctorates? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7419 |
So that was that Remdisivir with vitamin D or dexamethasone? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7420 |
Ron,you need to stop replacing your DNA with As and Ts! |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 7421 |
You are our best labrat ever, but we can't test it on me right? |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
| 7422 |
Yes, I know I said you were cute, when you were still small enough to fit in the cage...not now. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7423 |
You are one of my clones! You can’t tell me what to do! |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 7424 |
I have some very bad news about your brother. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7425 |
May I assume you’re Dr. Rodente, with an “e”. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7426 |
I apologized for the mix-up, what more do you want? |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 7427 |
Never mind the side effects, how's your cheese allergy? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7428 |
Good news Dr. Algernon - I got your cousin transferred to the cheese maze! |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7429 |
You clean up nice. |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 7430 |
Lucky for you, our president doesn’t believe in science. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
| 7431 |
We’ve narrowed it down to cheese or peanut butter... |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7432 |
You must be the big cheese. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7433 |
There was a piece of cheese in each tube |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7434 |
I remember you from one of my first experiments and I just knew you had potential. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7435 |
I say we go ahead with the Stage 3 trial. Afterall, look how well you turned out! |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7436 |
Now, these human trials are designed to see if a high cholesterol cheese diet is safe for mice. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7437 |
The research will be highly controversial, but we will find a cure. We seek your approval to inject the deadly virus into volunteer cats. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7438 |
Are we ready for the human trials? |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 7439 |
My faculty advisor was Pavlov's dog, and for six months I did or didn't intern with Schrödinger's cat. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7440 |
I am sorry. The rat took the cheese. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7441 |
The vaccine works but has 2 unfortunate side effects. One is a craving for cheese. |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 7442 |
Trump vaccine side effects noted. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7443 |
Sorry, but I wasn't here when they spliced your DNA. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7444 |
A shipment of lab rats just arrived....er, uh.....mammals? Specimens?....(gulp) |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7445 |
You're good with mazes. How do I find the desk organizers at IKEA? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7446 |
Your nose swab test was positive for Swiss cheese, doctor. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
| 7447 |
We’re not worried about small side effects, as long as the COVID-19 vaccine works ... |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7448 |
I didn't know the new vaccine effected the doctors and the patients. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7449 |
Male enhancement, nacho cheese...genius! |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7450 |
Its good to see they are finally doing some in-house executive hirings. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7451 |
Dr. Meese, I can explain. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7452 |
Could you be a little more specific about those cheese recipes, such as where do you find the cheese? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7453 |
I think I should prepare you for what you're going to see in the testing room. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7454 |
The results seem to suggest an intrinsic bias. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7455 |
The good news is, your cheese allergy is gone." Richard W. Gray, West Hartford, Ct |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7456 |
It’s so nice to meet you. I’ve never worked with a lab rat before. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7457 |
I take it,I'm on the placebo? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7458 |
Mousecow Polytechnic. First in my class. |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 7459 |
Someone's been tampering with my research to cross a human with a cat. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7460 |
This is amazing! With my new formula you can be a man AND a mouse! |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 7461 |
I think this study is ready to send up to the big cheese |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7462 |
How was your Disney World vacation? |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 7463 |
I'm sorry. Calling this a "rat lab" is insensitive. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7464 |
Your vaccine is a success! I'm sure nobody will notice any side effects. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7465 |
I'm really pleased with the hospital's new diversity program |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7466 |
Perhaps your right. A rat it will be. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7467 |
Was your mom having an affair with a mouse? |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 7468 |
No sir all of your 10,000 children were excluded. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7469 |
Sweetheart, the IVF worked! We're having four boys and eight girls. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7470 |
Yes, I know this vaccine works on rodents,
but what is its efficacy on humans? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7471 |
Your samples are ready, Dr. Labratt. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7472 |
It was so brave of you, Doctor, to be the first to try the new vaccine. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7473 |
I think my work in the cheese factory will be a huge asset to your team. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7474 |
Again, I told those lab assistant cats to cease harassing you! |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7475 |
Hi Dr. Maus. I can see the DNA transfer was very successful |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7476 |
Great news! The humans with the new virus serum completed the maze in record time. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7477 |
I know, I know Mr. Braddock, I wouldn't be happy either. But, this IS a laboratory. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7478 |
If we look past the side effects I think we can call Operation Warp Speed a success. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7479 |
Um...you might be familiar with this experiment. |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 7480 |
I am not "profiling", just tell me if you ate my cheese sandwich. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7481 |
My goodness, a lot has happened while I was on vacation. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7482 |
Those first COVID-19 vaccine side effects were certainly fortunate for you, right Dr. Rodentia? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7483 |
I'm sorry, sir. Company policy forbids hiring relatives for research studies. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7484 |
Should we tell them to stay positive? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7485 |
Professor Smith ? Is that you ? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7486 |
I am so sorry doctor, there must be some misunderstanding. it’s not your scientific knowledge that we need You for here at the lab. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7487 |
I guess your ears look a little bigger |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7488 |
I don’t know what happened, Mike— some of the precipitate got on my hand, and my ears fell off! |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7489 |
Yes, doctor, the results are at the end of the maze behind you. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7490 |
Running clinical trials on myself is a real time saver. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7491 |
I don't want to be rude, but when HR said this was a diverse environment, I didn't realize how diverse it would be. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7492 |
Can you assure me that no humans were hurt while testing this drug? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7493 |
So how long have you been working at the Disney labs? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7494 |
It's gang agley. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7495 |
You were so good in the maze, something like this was just bound to happen. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7496 |
Behind a hole in the wall I found the conclusions of your research. Your DNA reveals you are an elephant. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7497 |
My boyfriend says I'm too mousey |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
| 7498 |
You apparently misunderstood our ad |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7499 |
Can we talk about the elephant in the room? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7500 |
Don't worry, I completed my ethics training. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7501 |
I don’t think I know the answer doctor. It’s counterintuitive. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7502 |
I'm sorry, Professor, our humans are lost in the maze. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7503 |
What was in that cookie you gave me? |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 7504 |
This time you get in the cage. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7505 |
Congratulations, Dr. R. The human maze was just approved by the Dean. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7506 |
Sorry, in today's economy, it's not a job interview. It's a subject selection for experiment. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7507 |
Lab rats? What lab rats? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7508 |
I was warned about becoming emotionally attached to lab mice, er, Professor. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7509 |
Now would you like swiss or pepper jack with your coffee, doctor? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7510 |
You need to resubmit your samples because they were contaminated with cheese. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7511 |
Yes, I know it's November and they're empty. It's the elephant in the room. |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 7512 |
Congratulations Dr. You won our makeover research award. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7513 |
We have a new mix for you to test and then another maze. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7514 |
Apparently, the results indicate that humans and mice share upto 97.5 percent of their genes. |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 7515 |
I believe these will make the best medical cocktail even you have ever heard of. |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 7516 |
Let me try this idea out on you. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7517 |
If we hold up these clipboards, we'll fit right in. |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 7518 |
Oh, that’s an interesting idea! |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7519 |
Hmm, that didn't go so well, did it, doctor? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7520 |
Alright, so where’s the test subject... |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
| 7521 |
Another brilliant experiment on cheese, Dr. Murine. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7522 |
Who farted? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7523 |
Well, crap, who are we going to test on now? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7524 |
'I don't want to be the lab rat this time" |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7525 |
Wait, if that's the cream and sugar... |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7526 |
You were right, professor—cats are proving to be much better lab test subjects. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7527 |
Sorry, the giant maze experiment is down the hall. |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 7528 |
Animal testing? Why, yes we do, Doctor. Why do you ask? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7529 |
Speaking of lunch, I have a maze I'd like you to see. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7530 |
Your rise from test subject to lab director is inspiring. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7531 |
Let’s just take it one maze at a time. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7532 |
Right, then left, then left again, and here I am! |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7533 |
I’m sorry, but yes, I did think all lab mice were white. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7534 |
We haven’t been approved for human trials—-that’s where you come in. |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 7535 |
Can"t you see I'm already working my tale off! Oops. |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
| 7536 |
Here’s an idea. How about next time we test the drug on you first ? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7537 |
It's conclusive - The Cheese stands alone. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7538 |
I think you should recall the vaccine, sir |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7539 |
"Thank you doctor but I need need 150 million doses before Election Day." |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7540 |
Sorry, wrong pandemic. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7541 |
I am also a bit of a lab rat myself |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7542 |
You're job description says "lab rat" but you appear to have other qualifications. |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
| 7543 |
Sir, I don’t believe our test subjects will appreciate your Halloween costume. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7544 |
Mr. Kent, Have you seen Mighty Mouse? He was part of my experimental group. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7545 |
Amazing, Dr Skinner‼️ |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
| 7546 |
Thank you, but in this trial we can only using humans. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7547 |
I'm here for the human trials. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7548 |
Is it true that you experiment on humans? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7549 |
And I thought the "M" in STEM stood for Math. |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 7550 |
You’ll be pleased to know that we don’t use the term “lab rat” here, we prefer “sacrificial rodent.” |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7551 |
The rats seem to be responding well. How is the human testing going? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7552 |
No problem being late. This place can be a real maze. |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 7553 |
I wasn't staring at your ears."
"I was just wondering if there might be something else I should know about your research. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7554 |
I knew I'd be working with a lab rat, but I didn't expect one with a Ph.D.! |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7555 |
Which one is the vaccine against black Friday? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7556 |
I’m glad you got promoted to cheese research. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7557 |
Oh, Dr. Edwards! I'd love to hear about your latest experiment! |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 7558 |
Professor Skinner will be with you in a moment. |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 7559 |
I think Trump's vaccine has a few side effects. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7560 |
Now we should work on a grant proposal to reverse this. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7561 |
I've got to tell you how pleased I am to meet someone who started at the bottom and worked his way up. |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 7562 |
Approval after only three weeks; I smell a rat! |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7563 |
If only there were a way to make recombinant DNA research interesting to laypeople. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7564 |
The vaccine would be ready to go today if it didn’t have to be cheese flavored |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7565 |
I just came out of Recovery for musophobia. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
| 7566 |
We are so excited to be breaking new ground in workplace diversity and inclusion. Now, um, do you prefer 'Lab Mouse' or 'Lab Rat'? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7567 |
You tested so well we’re promoting you straight to doctor. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7568 |
I see you've been working with our new Chief of Surgery, Dr. Moreau. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7569 |
Cheese treat? Absolutely not. You're an employee now. |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 7570 |
We keep trying, but we can’t get the holes out of the cheese. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7571 |
You'll be happy to know that these test subjects did show side effects that rats didn't , but after all, they're only human. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7572 |
On today's episode of Mickey Mouse... |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7573 |
So...I guess phase 3 clinical trials are out? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7574 |
I promise you Jerry, this will cure your lactose intolerance! |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7575 |
Our early tests are indicating some unanticipated outcomes. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7576 |
Glad you found me. This building is really a maze! |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7577 |
Speaking proverbially, we are always trying to build a better mousetrap. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7578 |
As you requested, we've canceled the mousetrap project. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
| 7579 |
I went to this great restaurant last night. You'd love it; it's a real hole in the wall. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7580 |
Well, this is an unexpected result, especially since you’re wearing a tie. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7581 |
As of now we have still not been able to determine who moved your cheese. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7582 |
This is awkward! I am sorry we had to go through all those tests boss |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7583 |
Good news, we found the cure. Bad news, all your children are dead |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7584 |
Whatever we do, we have to keep this stuff away from the apes. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7585 |
I see you know your way around the lab. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7586 |
Your group is meeting in the maze today |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7587 |
So, you’re saying that aside from an increased appetite for cheese and growing a tail, you’ve noticed no meaningful side effects after taking the vaccine?” |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7588 |
It's wonderful how you brought your family into the business. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7589 |
My cousin works at Disney World, too. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7590 |
Sorry, but the humans
are not working out. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7591 |
There were no deaths in the animal trials - why do you ask? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7592 |
I'll hold your coat. They need you in the experiment. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7593 |
I just reordered mouse chow and it's gone already. I just don't get it. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7594 |
Welcome, Dr. White. I hope you will feel at home here. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7595 |
Your maze-side manner with the rats is inspiring. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7596 |
Sir, the experiment is over. We’re gonna need the coat back. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7597 |
Actually, the trial of this vaccine is cheese-scented. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7598 |
Drink up, Susan. We’ve been testing on mice for years; now it’s your turn. |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 7599 |
After stage two I had no memories of being a chimp. And I'm sure you won't of being a mouse. |
1.0000 |
1.00000 |
1 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
| 7600 |
I'm amazed at how quickly you went from lab rat to Director of Marketing! |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7601 |
Hey Bob, when you wear those white gloves, you know who you look like... |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7602 |
We want you to feel quite at home here |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7603 |
Forgive me, but you do see the irony of a mouse in charge of our laboratory ethics? |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
| 7604 |
The transformation was successful, I see |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7605 |
Yes, professor Schrödinger has a cat in his lab, but safely locked down, and there’s a 50% probability it is dead. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7606 |
Did you have any trouble finding the lab through all those hallways? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7607 |
Now that I'm human, I'm rattled with irrational paranoia galore. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7608 |
I’m sorry. But I have some bad news. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7609 |
Sorry!I messed up ! Don’t get ratty with me! |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7610 |
No cure yet? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7611 |
This new vaccine is going to make us some serious cheddar. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7612 |
I can have the draft of the lived experience section to you by Tuesday |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
| 7613 |
SORRY IF I AM STARTLED, BUT NORMALLY I EXPERIMENT WITH YOU |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7614 |
Professor, in these test tubes is proof that I’m not an alien |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7615 |
You just need to sign your children up, right here, |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
| 7616 |
TNIOP NIATREC A TA, FLESTI STNEVNI TSUJ ENICCAV EHT. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7617 |
Well, I think it's now clear that you were the experiment and I was the control. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7618 |
Arachnophobia? - No, that's not it... |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7619 |
I'd like to present our results as a new milestone in chemistry. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7620 |
Just cheese? Perhaps a more varied diet would be helpful. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7621 |
I've read all your works. They're amazing! |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7622 |
You can tell your people to relax. I've just recieved word the administration has deemed the animal testing portion unnecessary. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7623 |
The cheese samples are ready. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7624 |
It's my turn to be the what, now? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7625 |
Dr. Fauci, you're a man not a mouse. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7626 |
I think the experiment worked... |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7627 |
A fly is one thing. A whole rodent? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7628 |
Sorry, the cancer research ended months ago, |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7629 |
We don't usually START with human trials... |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7630 |
So you've tried it on yourself? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7631 |
I'm sorry Professor but it's true, a cat ate a vial of the compound. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7632 |
I come from a family of lab rats. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7633 |
Rats! I forgot the cheese. |
1.0000 |
1.00000 |
1 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
| 7634 |
Exit the locker room after you’ve changed and try to find your back here |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
| 7635 |
Well excuuuuse me for assuming that you worked in the test lab |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7636 |
Operate the mass spectrometer correctly and I'll give you the old lasaña I found in the fridge. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7637 |
There I go again, me and my big mouse. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7638 |
Really? My family is involved with research on that deadly virus too! |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7639 |
I thought the lab rat costume was a joke. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7640 |
You've turned Disney+ into gold and made Quibi disappear, but the real magic will be making the "Jungle Cruise" movie not suck. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7641 |
Yes Dr. Ratmaus. We’ll do our next round of cosmetics testing on the cats. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7642 |
We went triple blind on this one. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7643 |
‘Laboratory culture was just different then’ is not the end of this discussion, Karen! |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7644 |
Rest assured Mickey will not be part of the test group |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 7645 |
Here are your results, Sir. |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 7646 |
great news...project " building a better mousetrap" is officially defunded |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7647 |
I'm through with these cheesy experiments. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7648 |
The visit by the International Lab Mice Union was unexpected! |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7649 |
How proud and pleased I am to have a former student as an esteemed colleague. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7650 |
So I hear you're weeks away from a Danish Blue Fever vaccine, is that true? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7651 |
Our focus group came up with a new office slogan - "here kitty, kitty, kitty" |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7652 |
As your own testing indicated; our preliminary findings corroborate decreased lactose intolerance and increased maze navigation in test subjects. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7653 |
Did you also really share this potion with the cat? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7654 |
Our respective studies confirm: parties are better with a cheese plate. |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 7655 |
And to think that they used to call me a lab rat. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7656 |
But we expected the potion to make you afraid of mice. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7657 |
You must be the new Director. I remember your testimony at the hearings to outlaw testing with mice. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7658 |
You’re right. An adverse reaction is up for interpretation. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7659 |
The cat's away. Now's your chance. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7660 |
I actually had ordered a new computer accessory. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7661 |
This experiment isn't about you getting even, is it? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7662 |
You were right - the last batch of tests prove that Kafka wasn't being metaphorical. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7663 |
I'm sorry sir but I don't think that adding cheese to the mixture will help |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7664 |
All those years as a lab rat have really paid off. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7665 |
Well this is awkward, we've been trying to trap you for years. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7666 |
The control group of men given directions for the maze got just as lost. |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 7667 |
You seem very competent, but we're wary of nosy folks in this lab. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7668 |
Just to confirm, Doctor. You said give you 44 milligrams of pure cheese, stat? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7669 |
I’m Amanda, your new test subject. |
1.0000 |
1.00000 |
1 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
| 7670 |
I'll cover for you, doctor, during the Annual Maze Run. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7671 |
Can I just say you're very sharply dressed for someone we're going to throw in a garbage can next week. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7672 |
I look forward to working with you until Dr. Guinea Pig has fully recovered. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7673 |
This vaccine has some eerie side effects. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
| 7674 |
Our attempts to synthesize cheddar were successful! |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7675 |
Yes, they told me I would be working with mice, but... |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7676 |
Our gene-splicing procedure needs some work. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7677 |
Fortunately the department tomcat was recently placed on administrative leave. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7678 |
The proportional strength and speed of a mouse is great and all, but you have failed to consider the lifespan, doctor. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7679 |
Since you beat out all the other mice in the maze and growth hormone experiments, welcome to the research team! |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7680 |
I understand that you take publish or perish quite personally! |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7681 |
I'm going to guess, George, that you didn't get the placebo. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7682 |
The non-GMO crowd may carp, but this cheese will curl your tail. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7683 |
Sir, I can understand your concerns about the cruel and inhumane testing of animals, but I can assure you it's safe |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7684 |
I'm flattered, but I don't date colleagues. Or mice. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7685 |
It was your work in mazes that got me started in psychology. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7686 |
Each week they provide a cartoon in need of a caption. We submit our caption and they choose three finalists. Finalists for this week's cartoon will appear online November 2nd. And that's my birthday! |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 7687 |
How long did it take you to get here? |
1.0000 |
1.00000 |
1 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
| 7688 |
Okay, so, before you hire me as your assistant, I have this one last question to ask. Have you ever heard of Daniel Keyes? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7689 |
But doctor. Science says we should test this on mice first. |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 7690 |
yes, we've confirmed that cheese is in fact a separate food group.. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7691 |
As soon as you finish the DNA sampling, you can have some cheese. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7692 |
On the positive side, you do now have immunity. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7693 |
Which eggs do you need, we have white, black , brown and ginger samples for you to choose from |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
| 7694 |
We strive for representation at this firm. Welcome to the team, Mr. Lab Rat. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7695 |
I think it's the guilt, but right now you look like the guy in last week's experiment. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7696 |
Is it time for the hickory-dickory, doc? |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 7697 |
Did hear that you became a Rodent Scholar after completing several trial programs here! |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7698 |
If I do the maze again, can I have another vial of coffee? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7699 |
Could you explain more fully how your years of working with lab mice has influenced how you train lab assistants? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7700 |
Like you, I’ m hoping to start at the bottom and work my way up the organisation |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7701 |
We need to talk about the implicit bias in your testing methods. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7702 |
You're living the American dream..from lab rat to chief rat in just a few short years! Allan Katz.. Madison, Connecticut 06443 |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7703 |
Welcome aboard, Raymond, and congratulations on your stellar performances in the maze. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
| 7704 |
Why, Dr. Jekyll, you’ve changed the formula! |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 7705 |
I guess we could test on humans first. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7706 |
Yes, I'm a lab rat. But I'm not YOUR lab rat. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7707 |
So I understand you're an alumni of our program? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7708 |
I know that cat’s away, but we have work to do. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7709 |
Yes, of course. I’ll be sure to mention you found the center of the lab without any inducements. |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 7710 |
I am not so sure that this vaccine test program should continue since you included yourself and took it |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7711 |
I think we’re ready to start human trials |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
| 7712 |
Great news--the President has been discharged from the hospital after receiving our experimental COVID-19 therapeutic just yesterday. I can't say there weren't times I...had doubts...about our work...but Recheddaron works,Brian. Recheddaron works! |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7713 |
Good Morning Dr. Murine,
How would we like to proceed with our human trials? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7714 |
I don't usually date research subects but I must admit you clean up well. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7715 |
No, I think it looks great on you. I just mean we should probably wait until the teacher gets here before we assume anything about what each of will be doing here. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7716 |
With any luck, they’ll have my ears. |
1.0000 |
1.00000 |
1 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
| 7717 |
Mr. Mouse, are you here for the experiment" |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7718 |
You may remember this lab from when you were much smaller. |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 7719 |
Four out of five preferred peanut butter to cheese. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7720 |
Sorry. I didn't know they were your relatives. They didn't squeak up! |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7721 |
oops, looks like phase one clinical trials didn't go well. |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 7722 |
After 1000 test subjects only one became a human as a side effect. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7723 |
So, one slight side effect. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7724 |
Don't be afraid of the reconstructive surgery. Man up! |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7725 |
Your Uncle was my favorite test subject. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7726 |
You've come a long way from your maze days. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7727 |
So you're sure we'll have a vaccine in time for the election Dr. Mickey? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7728 |
We're in awe of your been-there-done-that factor. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7729 |
I told you Steinbeck's Of Mice and Men was life changing." |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7730 |
It was a maze of paperwork but I managed to reach the end. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7731 |
Once they observe our love, Derek, no one will care that
you're a mycologist and I'm a prostitologist. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7732 |
The good news is that nobody was permanently turned into a giant cat. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7733 |
You were born for this. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
| 7734 |
Forgive me for mistaking you as a lab rat, sir. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7735 |
We brought you in to interpret the Big Data from our humanized mouse models. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7736 |
I feel so honored to work with you to expand your research on Vegen Cheese Products for Global Food Bank Distribution. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7737 |
Damit Jill I'm a mouse not a doctor! |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7738 |
You must be the new director of our maze department. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
| 7739 |
Okay, Doctor, we'll change the test subjects. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7740 |
Well yes, this being 2020, we thought we needed to hire from Disney rather than a medical school. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7741 |
With these human trials you're calling for, I take it you're not letting bygones be bygones. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7742 |
This new batch looks hopeful. Several of the doctors survived. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7743 |
I think it’s safe to say you did not receive the placebo. |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 7744 |
Yeah, its probably the new tie. |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
| 7745 |
For this month's team-building exercise, how about a visit to the local corn maze? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7746 |
Can we forget those fiendish mazes we used to put you through ? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7747 |
You sure you’re okay
if we test your cousins? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7748 |
Maybe now the president will listen to us. |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 7749 |
I could see your ambition back in those maze running days! |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7750 |
No, no, I am certain we have not previously met. |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 7751 |
Is that your tail thumping over our breakthrough |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7752 |
We can definitively say that the placebo effect is real. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7753 |
I.... I... I was just following orders.... |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
| 7754 |
Actually, it makes you look more professorial. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7755 |
Oh great! You were able to find the lab, this place can feel like a maze sometimes. |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 7756 |
They tell me you got your start in mazes! |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7757 |
Thanks to your DNA, Mice are great again |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 7758 |
Be careful not to drink anything, or else you may start having hallucinations! |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 7759 |
The results from our experiment came in. The good news is the electrode we imbedded in your cranium has given you the intellect of a scientist! The bad news is that your signature is going to be sloppy... |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7760 |
Dr. Stanley, I have the vaccine to cure
Covid-19! |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7761 |
You have my word. Cats will stay small. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7762 |
OK, Dr. Rat: time to call off your human experiments. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7763 |
Ah great costume! Of Mice and Men is one of my favorite books. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7764 |
It says here on your resume that you have plenty of experience "in" experiments? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7765 |
Frankly, Professor, I think there are some side effects we should be talking about. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7766 |
How did you break through the mesh ceiling? |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 7767 |
I have to admit, I thought your profile pic was being ironic. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7768 |
Please don't say a word. Just let me crawl back into my hole. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7769 |
I know you're all ears about this but not a squeak out of you until it's done. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7770 |
I’m surprised to see you in Development, I thought you were in Trials. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7771 |
I'm not actually sure it will cure anything, but if you age it right it will make a fine cheese. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7772 |
You've been awarded a Harvard fellowship and a research grant with the CDC, plus you're on the short list to star in a STUART LITTLE remake. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7773 |
You did so well in the maze we're sending you to graduate school. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7774 |
I’ve never worked with an Ivy League lab mouse before. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7775 |
Well, the good news is that I figured out why you've suddenly developed a strong craving for cheese! |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7776 |
I still can't believe I mixed up the trans-rodent experiment vile with the Sweet 'N Low for your coffee... |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7777 |
They want to know if your kids would like to be in the trials. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7778 |
Would you consider joining the research department?” |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7779 |
Well little guy, you have
Delusional Disorder. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7780 |
This is quite a second act, Dr. Mickey. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7781 |
I'm surprised you found me. This place is a maze. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7782 |
Of course, you know the research inside and out. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7783 |
No sir. I’m only a dog lover. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7784 |
Speaking for the lab rats, this doesn’t seem to be about the cheese. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7785 |
The good news is we have perfected the vaccine. The bad news is we haven't figured out how to administer it to a gazillion mice. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7786 |
I think it’s wonderful how you’ve broken through the cheese ceiling. |
1.0000 |
0.15430 |
7 |
7 |
0 |
0 |
| 7787 |
This inclusion program is getting out of hand |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7788 |
I hope we can both move past this lab's former treatment of minorities. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7789 |
The results have been extraordinary! From head to tail, intact and healthy. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7790 |
If you looked in the mirror, you would seriously consider the antidote. |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 7791 |
We need to reduce the steroid and hormone levels in the COVID-19 vaccine. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7792 |
I just loved your autobiography, ‘Escaping the Maze’. |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 7793 |
You were a cute little mouse....
Now, you are "really" a Rat ! |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 7794 |
I’m afraid you’ve misunderstood why we invited you here today. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7795 |
I know you feel fine, but we will have to do much better to get CDC approval . |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7796 |
So quick question about your findings that humans are to blame for everything. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7797 |
I would do anything for cheese. Why do you ask? |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 7798 |
At least you didn't get the virus. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7799 |
I’m sorry, we’ve reached our quota for formally dressed rodents. |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
| 7800 |
I don't even know where to start! |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7801 |
Fair’s fair: if you build the giant maze, I’ll run it. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7802 |
Didn’t we work with you before? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7803 |
In this environment, you are more respected than feared. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7804 |
I'm sorry sir, I said ggez not cheese. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7805 |
You’ve grown too close to your subjects, Jerry. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7806 |
Legally, you have to accept the Nobel. Me being a woman and all. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7807 |
The good news is the vaccine appears to be effective in mice. But, uh, there’s also some not so good news. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7808 |
'Limited' side effects? |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 7809 |
Besides cheese cravings, the side effects are minimal. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7810 |
I'm so ready to run the maze. I've been practicing all 2020. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7811 |
What’s your field, mouse? |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 7812 |
Dr, good news - we were able to give you a mouse face, but we couldn’t correct your vision” |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7813 |
So they say you come with a lot of experience? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7814 |
And Professor Rabbit signed off on the mascara ... |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7815 |
I have to say... your ‘How It Started vs How It’s Going’ story is the most impressive I’ve seen. Started in the maze and now you’re the maze maker! Unbelievable. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7816 |
Sir, shall we start the tail transplant experiment on the Harvard medical researchers? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7817 |
I have always wondered what it would be like to work with lab mice. |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 7818 |
Sir, I have to say that I am uncomfortable with you calling me 'Minnie' |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7819 |
Representation matters. Vote. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7820 |
The best laid plans of mice and men/ often go aw....”
“I’m going too stop you right there. Mice and MEN? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7821 |
Because cats don’t reproduce quickly enough and frankly we haven’t the space |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7822 |
I tried injecting bleach - it just makes my fur whiter |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 7823 |
I did warn you doctor about the new vaccine’s side effects! |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7824 |
I hear that was a common side effect.... don’t worry, size never mattered to me anyways” |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7825 |
There is only six degrees of separation between us. Really. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7826 |
The vaccine is almost ready, we just need to complete a few test trials”
“No time, let’s just see what happens |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7827 |
You got out of the maze quite fast |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7828 |
I toiled hard day and night in my cage for this Ph.D. It's such a success to reach here from just being an onlooker. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7829 |
I used to say that I have a big mouse as a colleague. Am I a big mouth? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7830 |
I knew teaching mice to drive cars would pay off |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7831 |
Excellent work on these tests! Please proceed to the cheese room. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7832 |
Your resume said you had experience working with rodents. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7833 |
Cheez-It flavored methamphetamine may be a step too far Claire. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7834 |
...so then I decided to quit the rat race... |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7835 |
I think I know who received the placebo |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7836 |
Have you heard the one about what happened after an explosion at a French cheese factory? All that was left was de brie! |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7837 |
If we have to test on animals, maybe we do bunnies this time? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7838 |
Where do you get your fur cut? My stylist just moved and I have so much hair. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7839 |
‘Sorry, this isn’t working... I am a nine-to-five kind of person’. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7840 |
Thanks for leaving the test tubes squeaky clean! |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7841 |
The way I see it, we’re all lab rats here |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7842 |
Little did Ralph know, he would soon have an awkward exchange with his old college roommates. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7843 |
So, we can conclude that the vaccine has some positive side effects... |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7844 |
The lab results have come back, you are indeed blind. The condition is very rare there seems to be only 2 other cases |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7845 |
It's just cheese! This should be a no-brainer! |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 7846 |
I must say this company offers a really good professional development plan |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 7847 |
This experiment might have gone too far. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7848 |
We're hoping this one takes humans to the polls instead of the cheese |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 7849 |
The humans are revolting during the trials |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7850 |
Careful. Try not to wake the babies.” |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
| 7851 |
Impressive thesis! The American Dream really is like the cheese at the center of the capitalist maze. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7852 |
Trust me, there are no side effects. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7853 |
What do you say we use the bats instead of the mice today? |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 7854 |
Well, this is awkward, but we do animal testing. |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 7855 |
I should have told you, the dress code is jacket-optional. |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 7856 |
Good news, we got funding for the Emmentaler vs Swiss project! |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7857 |
Cheesed to meet you |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7858 |
And now my dear, we’re going to inject you with the new covid19 vaccine |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7859 |
Listen Bob, I don’t want to get ahead of myself here but the chimps are finally showing signs of learning |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7860 |
I have to be honest, you're a lot taller than I thought you'd be. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7861 |
-Tell Dr. Linda, how was the experiment?
-It was pretty mice Dr. Cheddar.
-Cheesus christ Linda what did you do? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7862 |
The rat race was always just an experiment |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7863 |
You really caught our attention with your hard work in the maze test. We wanted to bring you in for some more advanced tests now. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7864 |
So, I only hired you for one reason... |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7865 |
Wow, I’m lonelier than I thought |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7866 |
Are you the lab rat I’ll be working with? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7867 |
Sorry, I believe I misunderstood when your resume mentioned that you had experience with animal testing. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
| 7868 |
I hear you! |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
| 7869 |
I'm afraid your experiment is a failure, and i have to rat you out |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7870 |
-“Yes, I identify as human”....
-“Oh super! Me too!” |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7871 |
Ok, so... I know you’re thinking, “the cure is worse than the disease...!” |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 7872 |
I’ve always been a bit of a lab rat. Yourself? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7873 |
Are you excited about the testings as I am? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7874 |
The results provolone, I mean prove that we should Swiss, er I mean switch the feta, no fat. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7875 |
I think it’s your turn in the maze, Vicki |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7876 |
Um...yes...we are open to changing the way we do things around here. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7877 |
We’re still missing one of the test subjects, Professor, but here are the samples from the others. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7878 |
Not quite there with our vaccine but’s it a GOUDA start |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7879 |
I know your relatives had first dibs on the new vaccine, Dr. Mousy, but the President said he comes first. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7880 |
Are you asking, “Who moved the cheese?” Or just resisting change? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7881 |
Frank, I really don’t think turning into a mouse is an acceptable side effect from taking the COVID vaccine... Are you quite sure it was approved by the FDA? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7882 |
Should we start testing on the "lab humans" #newyorkercaptioncontest |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7883 |
When they said I'd be experimenting with mice, I expected something different. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7884 |
Let's just say your improvement in hearing is NOT due to earwax removal. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7885 |
Looks like the new vaccine still needs some work... |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7886 |
As a ‘cat mom’ with 12 cats, I sometimes feel really trapped at home. Can you imagine? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7887 |
The Skinner Box worked! Was it operative conditioning you said? |
1.0000 |
1.00000 |
1 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
| 7888 |
And we have an employee resource group you might be interested in |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7889 |
You know the lab environment very well, we can start working immediately |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7890 |
Thank you Dr. Fauci for the internship, but must I try the vaccine to stay on? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7891 |
Thanks, for the tip man! And they said testing on mice would be racist. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7892 |
No, no, I totally believe that furries deserve equal opportunities. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
| 7893 |
Yes, The Boys on Amazon Prime is my favourite show these days too! |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7894 |
I am thrilled we are back to original lab settings! I told you I was skeptical about those bats! |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7895 |
I’ve always felt I was born for scientific research |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7896 |
Trust me on that, you’re better off in your maze |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7897 |
Thanks, but I'd prefer to be in the control group. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7898 |
So the good news is that it definitely cures the coronavirus |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7899 |
Well Mickey, the good news is only one of us has Covid, the bad new is, neither of us are wearing masks! |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7900 |
Fortunately, “no animal testing” doesn’t apply to the tester |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7901 |
No, no, you're right - we should test it on a primate, first. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7902 |
tomorrow is bring your daughter to work day |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7903 |
We go under the same tests, we don’t have differences either”, said the mouse |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7904 |
I implore you, please give me one more chance at the maze! |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 7905 |
I think the vaccine is ready |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7906 |
I should tell you straight up, I’m a cat person. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7907 |
Soooooooo.............this is the plan. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7908 |
I guess nurture wins |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7909 |
I have some issues with this experiment, mind if I pick your brain? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7910 |
The emancipation of lab animals |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 7911 |
We used the guinea pigs this time |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7912 |
Do you said that you’re from Puerto Rico 🇵🇷 where in Mexico 🇲🇽 is that town? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7913 |
Barry’s Cheese Shop and Restaurant down the road survived the pandemic, maybe we can go there for dinner. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7914 |
Please dont be offended. I suggested we do the trials on guinea pigs instead! |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
| 7915 |
it is a race Karen |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7916 |
Either the experiment was successful or I’m talking again to a rat... I need some rest now, can you clean the lab for tomorrow? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7917 |
So I’m quite sure we’ve conclusively proved this ‘better mousetrap’ is a myth. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7918 |
Glad to see one of us got of the hamster wheel |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7919 |
I realize I forgot my mask, but it appears you’ve forgotten yours as well. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7920 |
So... this is the weirdest costume party yet, huh? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7921 |
Did you have to work your way up or your family knew someone in the management? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7922 |
Have you seen that new show “Finding Your Roots” on PBS? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7923 |
the answer is 42, never forget, please... |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
| 7924 |
I moved your bleeping cheese!!! |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7925 |
They keep asking for more wine with the cheese |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
| 7926 |
Now We Know Why Cheese Is A Mice's Favorite Food Group |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
| 7927 |
A few more trials of this growth serum, and I'll have a full staff in no time! |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7928 |
Excuse me hooman, but there’s place for only one! |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7929 |
I know I don’t have to tell you, Chuck, you’ve already been through so many of these tests yourself. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7930 |
Initial results are Gouda, sir. |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 7931 |
So you CAN see how they ran... |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7932 |
Hmmm, should have been more specific when I requested a lab rat! |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7933 |
Who moved your cheese? Well... |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7934 |
mice know just as much about corona virus as everyone else right now |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7935 |
Glass ceiling? Let’s talk about mazes... #animaltesting |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7936 |
You see, when we said "the Lab Rats needed"this is not exactly the position we had in mind for you. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7937 |
''I think we should ask your family members approval first'' |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7938 |
This catnip should mellow out those feral rats. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7939 |
Under COVID-19 guidelines if we give a mouse a cookie he will need a glass of bleach. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7940 |
You never read Flowers for Algernon? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7941 |
Human Science Is Complicated |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7942 |
For this last part of the maze, you’ll present your dissertation and upon completion be shown the exit, where you’ll find the piece of cheese. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7943 |
Of course I would never consider sharing the special formula to our rival company, Cat Co |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7944 |
Well, this could make for an awkward Bring Your Kids to Work Day this year... |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7945 |
If you get lost I won’t blame you, this whole place is a maze. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7946 |
If we tested if before? Of course! On the cats? Oh boy... |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 7947 |
Listen, Dr. Algernon, I hope there are no hard feelings about the last time we worked together. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7948 |
You are a mouse and I am a human. We are standing in a science lab. That is what we are doing. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7949 |
'Well, I thought if Remy of Ratatouille can aspire to be a French chef...' |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7950 |
When they said I’d be working with a lab rat I had no idea! |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7951 |
People are dying of this covid, we should speed up our research to introduce the vaccine, to save humans.. |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 7952 |
Just cause you got through the maze doesn’t mean you own the place. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7953 |
Umm, do you think the public will read the fine print if ‘mouse head’ is listed as a potential risk of our COVID vaccine trial? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7954 |
Dr. Mouskenstein, I presume. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7955 |
When you give a mouse a cookie... |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
| 7956 |
So I guess the biggest retailer in America is nonunion… |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7957 |
Leadership asked us to address our confirmation bias |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7958 |
Doc, what's the next step if I can't find any human subjects? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7959 |
I hope you are not transgenic, Dr. Mice! |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
| 7960 |
WELCOME TO THE LAB! YES, OUR LAST EXPERIMENT WAS A HUGE SUCCESS! . . . . WE ALSO OWE YOU REPARATIONS FOR SOMETIME NOW . . . . |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7961 |
No no no, I’M the scientist. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
| 7962 |
I guess the vaccine still has side effects. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7963 |
Hunter Biden asked for how much crack cocaine? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7964 |
Apologies for gushing, but your treatise on mazes was incredible. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7965 |
Yeah, I’ve heard of flies getting into the test environment from time to time... and all this talk of ‘we’ lately, it looks like you really did have a mouse in your pocket... |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7966 |
Your daughter is a knockout! |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7967 |
So you were a Rhodents scholar? So impressive. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7968 |
I feel like you’re testing me right now |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7969 |
The ratsults are ready |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7970 |
No Graeme, I haven’t run the samples yet, all the same, I am fairly sure you were working in a contaminated environment. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7971 |
I've been catfished by a mouse, but there is chemistry."
@laanthon @monikoshe |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7972 |
We believe in hiring from within |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7973 |
My report will address inhuman efficacy standards. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7974 |
A typical Monday morning for Dr. Fauci |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7975 |
Welcome, Mr. LabRat. Your previous experience was quite impressive! |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7976 |
I think I will skip my turn for Covid-19 vaccine shot till maybe forever... |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 7977 |
I keep having to explain that a test tube has nothing to do with Toobin testes |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7978 |
Tables have turned |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7979 |
And remember, I’ve got eyes in the back of my head. I’ve also got a giant human ear growing on my back. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7980 |
I’m sorry to disappoint you but there is no DNA match between you and Mickey Mouse. |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 7981 |
I just suggested they test it on rats. Rats. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7982 |
The running on wheels is fine... how long do we get for lunch? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7983 |
You didn’t happen to leave that piece of lettuce in the break-room fridge over the weekend did you? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7984 |
I’d take a mouse trap over Biden’s tax rates |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7985 |
I know the professor is like a father to you, but I don't think you should push the issue. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7986 |
It’s amazing, your shedding has ruined all four test samples! |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7987 |
Here I thought they banned rat testing! |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7988 |
This is kind of awkward. We've got a company policy against animal testing. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7989 |
Oh my, you’re the new Boss? - Sorry I thought you asked for the LabRats not Lab Coats! 🤷🏻♀️” |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
| 7990 |
Alright, I’m going to experiment on you (in italics) now. |
1.0000 |
0.15430 |
7 |
7 |
0 |
0 |
| 7991 |
Thats a trap..if I ever......... |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 7992 |
The Cat trials have shown great results, which species should we test next? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7993 |
Where’s your mask? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7994 |
#Wait, so you actually think everyone is entitled to a chance at a fulfilling life?” |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 7995 |
Basically you aced so many of the tests... we had to create a position. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
| 7996 |
Yes Dr. Mouse, we’ve now confirmed that Trump is f*ing Goofy. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7997 |
Your innovative solution for avoiding COVID is truly ‘outside the box’. |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 7998 |
I’ve been participating in challenge trials for years |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 7999 |
It looks like the test came back kind of mousey. |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 8000 |
You know what they say: ‘When the cat’s away, the mouse will perform a robust prospective randomized controlled double-blind clinical trial.’ |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 8001 |
Doctor mouse, I know Trump hand picked you, but I don't know if your cheese knowledge will help with leading the pandemic response |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 8002 |
So, we are going to run a few tests on YOU for a change. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 8003 |
Kat’s off on Tuesday’s right?? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 8004 |
A wise friend once said, “Even miracles take a little time.” |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 8005 |
I have to ask...do you happen to know Pizza Rat? I’m a huge fan. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 8006 |
The vaccine may have made you turn into a mouse, but you’re immune from COVID! We’re on track to release before Election Day! |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 8007 |
How’re you holding up? We saw the President’s tweet... |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 8008 |
Well Dr. Mousekowitz, if you ask me I actually think the side effects are a bit ironic |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 8009 |
Finally! A breakthrough. This research has felt like a rat race for far too long. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 8010 |
It’s your bedside manner—‘COVID is a Mickey Mouse disease’ |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 8011 |
So, they tell me you refused the CAT scan. |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 8012 |
How did I do on my first day, Dr—“ “Please, call me Algernon. |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 8013 |
When I requested more staff, I thought he said that would be “nice”. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 8014 |
Actually, we prefer the term 'lab rodent' now, its more inclusive |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 8015 |
Oh doctor, I can't believe you're lactose intolerant. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 8016 |
Where's the lab rat gone the test results are inconclusive! |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 8017 |
Well, if you follow me right to our best-in-class shrink ray, we can have you start right away! |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 8018 |
So I guess you’re this famous guy called Science Fiction? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 8019 |
Sooooo, this is the part of the study where I’m going to have to remove your head from your body, cut you open with a scalpel, remove your organs and look at them with that little microscope there and see if your insides are riddle with tumors. I’m really hoping for good results. Please remove your clothes and we can get started. MmKThanxBye!” |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 8020 |
I am sorry Dr. Jones your insurance doesn't cover this. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 8021 |
Bit different than my hypothesis. @will_b.rown |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
| 8022 |
In response to your question... No, I don’t think science has gone far enough. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 8023 |
If the humans get the vaccine, would the mice be open to it as well? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 8024 |
Colin I swear to god if you dont play Among Us with us later” @colinszajner @kijl.smij |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 8025 |
I’ve completed todays work, Sir. May i have my cube a cheese now? |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 8026 |
Dr., how mice of you to join me! |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 8027 |
So who do we test this on, yourself or myself? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 8028 |
Your Going To Test Me |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 8029 |
You’re not going to love how the first two taste... |
1.0000 |
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3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 8030 |
Yes, no animal testing , however we are not responsible for any accidents while in our lab |
1.0000 |
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3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 8031 |
Says here you were raised in a lab, you should feel right at home |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 8032 |
We should try cats this time |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 8033 |
'Which one of us took the placebo?' |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 8034 |
And they said I was a real lab rat |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 8035 |
So, good news is that you are still alive....... unless there is a cat |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 8036 |
I think we’ll back off the human growth hormone, if that’s OK with you, Whisk... um, Doctor Whiskers. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 8037 |
No, Withers. I'm actually here to speak with you about a peanut butter issue we're having in the staff lunch room. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 8038 |
Science is remarkable isn’t it, Linda? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 8039 |
It’s a promising result, but I’d still like to see the effect in a rodent model... |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 8040 |
So to be clear, you feel stongly that the swiss therory is full of holes. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 8041 |
So you're 21, but we need 5yrs of experience for this job. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 8042 |
. “Unlike when you were a church mouse, Norman, here we work with data.” |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 8043 |
It’s an honor to meet you, sir. I can’t believe you started your career right here in this lab! |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
| 8044 |
I am afraid your test subjects staged a jail break last night. We found them in line to go vote. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 8045 |
I’m telling you Janine, I’m the fourth blind mouse. I’m also the cute one. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 8046 |
Here’s the questionnaire, and there’ll be cheese when you finish |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 8047 |
I know the cat’s away, Elbert, but we can’t play until I finish my notes. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 8048 |
Hurry up, Denise. The president says we need to get this vaccine done by next week. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 8049 |
I’ll be taking over now, thanks Rachael |
1.0000 |
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3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 8050 |
We’ve come a long way from finding the cheese, friend. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 8051 |
Data doesn’t lie. And that’s straight from the horse’s mouth. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 8052 |
I may be biased, but... |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 8053 |
This batch only killed one of my cousins this time, so I think we can test it on yours now |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 8054 |
Young lady, the shoe’s on the other foot now. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 8055 |
I've always said that rats are the real ones who are advancing science. |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 8056 |
My lab work has been much more effective since I started Macrodosing! |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 8057 |
We’ve come a long way since my initial ‘eek’. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 8058 |
No, I’ve actually never read ‘Flowers for Algernon’. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 8059 |
I’m sorry, but we need to let you go. We discovered that a few of your family members had participated in the study. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 8060 |
The experiment was a success! |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 8061 |
The student has become the master, I see! |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 8062 |
Karma is a mice |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
| 8063 |
Wow, I can’t believe you don’t test on humans! |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 8064 |
In regards to your prior experience, this is NOT a Mickey Mouse job. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 8065 |
At this point, I'm willing to bet you did not receive the placebo. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 8066 |
The COVID tests conclude humans can self-destruct, contrary to previous testing results. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
| 8067 |
If you give a mouse a beaker, he’s going to ask for a long, illustrious career in scientific research. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 8068 |
Dr. Tom and Dr. Jerry are running around here somewhere, but Dr. Mickey will be happy to see you real soon. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 8069 |
The expirament worked Lisa ! , You're almost human! Here hold this note pad, you're ready for the white house. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 8070 |
I was hired to lead the facility’s breeding program... but now I think there may have been a miscommunication about my responsibilities... |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 8071 |
„We reached golfball size, the fur is pinkish but they still meow, Doctor.“ |
1.0000 |
1.00000 |
1 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
| 8072 |
Steve, you’ve worked hard for this job, I know that. But you have to understand how it feels; there’s literally *nobody* left to promote in front of me now. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 8073 |
It’s Micky and Minnie’s... what’s your advice? |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 8074 |
I’m really happy about the lab rat’s results |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 8075 |
It’s a pandemic. Families are relying on you to get this out before the holidays. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 8076 |
There's hair on the petri dishes... And as usual you'll put the blame on the mouse... |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 8077 |
My eyes are up here, Linda |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 8078 |
Well Jerry, looks like Tom's the real lab rat. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 8079 |
here you are Betty! Seems like we’re playing cat and mouse today . |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 8080 |
I need the recipe for your quarantine lab cheese, professor. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 8081 |
With these results, we should be able to change you back in no time! |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 8082 |
Joyce, how do you think I got to this position |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 8083 |
So, they decided to hire from within for the open position |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
| 8084 |
Welcome to ratatouille labs inc., where you learn how the sausage is made! |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 8085 |
Stakeholder insights are incredibly valuable. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 8086 |
Listen, we need to talk about last night. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 8087 |
the side effects are astounding |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 8088 |
Dr C.E. Cheese, your previous experience makes you the perfect candidate to head up our novel microbe lab. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 8089 |
They’re really starting to blur the line when they say “human trials” |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 8090 |
Now this gives me a whole new perspective on Lab Rats |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 8091 |
You’re really testing me Sharron |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 8092 |
Ya I sewed this coat myself last week. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 8093 |
The cat protocol is working well. caption |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
| 8094 |
Congratulations, you're officially a mousketeer." |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 8095 |
I was only warned about the risks of giving a mouse a cookie - no one said anything about an Erlenymeyer flask |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 8096 |
No, I haven't shifted the benches to make a maze. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 8097 |
Oh Rats! ... or is that not political correct? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 8098 |
I’ve heard so much about you |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 8099 |
Oh, I was expecting a guinea pig. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 8100 |
The staff is concerned Dr. Katz that you’ve had a little nip of the samples. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 8101 |
Well, no, I guess I wouldn't have performed the experiment in question if I'd known you'd be asking about it one day. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 8102 |
Don’t confuse me with the facts, Dr. Fauci |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 8103 |
Your hands-on experiences should not compromise our theoretical studies! |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 8104 |
Fortunately, we’re no longer testing on animals |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 8105 |
Doctor, drinking the contents of these test tubes is not the smartest way to get out of Zoom meetings. This will have lasting effects on your full physical body, sir. Have you looked down? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 8106 |
I've never been with a mouse before but I'm willing to experiment |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 8107 |
Like I said Ben, the two of us... |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 8108 |
Turns out the cheese was supposed to be moldy. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 8109 |
So Jerry called in sick once more? And you believe, he went into a trap? Again?? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 8110 |
We strictly stick to dissecting pigs in this lab |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 8111 |
Young lady, ready to be the guinea pig in our Covid-vaccine |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 8112 |
There was something odd about him...his jokes were always so cheesy |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 8113 |
You’re right, it is my turn. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 8114 |
Of course, your grad students were essential to the experiment! |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 8115 |
Dr. Mouse is so formal. Please, call me Mickey. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 8116 |
. “Pre-clinical data looks great, let’s move to Phase1” |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 8117 |
Yeah, that’s right. YOU are gonna be the test subject this time. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 8118 |
It’s been a long, hard road. But look at you, from lab rat to lab assistant! |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 8119 |
Umm. Okay. This is going to sound super-terrible... |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 8120 |
So when would you like to try this vaccine Mr Mouse. 🦠 🔬 @newyorkercartoons 🐭 |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 8121 |
If I didn’t know better, Helen, I’d think you were calling me a lab rat. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
| 8122 |
Nice try. Back in your cage little lab human. |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 8123 |
Look, I appreciate your reworking the formula, but I still smell a rat |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 8124 |
I wish I was taller. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 8125 |
You were right - the results confirm that the guinea pigs make better test subjects. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
| 8126 |
You must have started at the bottom!? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 8127 |
Oh! Right, I was supposed to be working on the cheese. Hah, always workin’ the cheese. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 8128 |
...well if the lunatics can take over the asylum... |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 8129 |
We shouldn't be rushing this covid vaccine, Susan. |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 8130 |
You’re cute and all but I’m currently dating a dog |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 8131 |
Yes I did ask for a lab rat. It's just I was expecting something that can't talk us out of growing a tumor on its back |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 8132 |
Don’t worry it’s safe, I tried it on myself. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 8133 |
Indeed, we are both valued here... |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 8134 |
Perhaps if we add a hat to the lab dress code we could do a sort of ratatouille situation |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 8135 |
I think we will use respirators on the next faze of testing. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 8136 |
Sorry, there was a snap decision. You've been terminated. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 8137 |
There's no way I'm allowing to test the vaccine on rats, let's go with the cats this time |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 8138 |
I'd prefer you stop working on a better mouse trap. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 8139 |
How many each? |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
| 8140 |
I asked you here because I understand your kind is very familiar with the transmission of plagues. |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 8141 |
You really seem at home in a lab. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 8142 |
The tests results are promising. We're ready for field mouse trials! Or... thanks for your help, we couldn't have built a better mousetrap without your help |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 8143 |
Good news! Test results show a decrease in predation by cats and owls alike. |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 8144 |
When I told them that I wanted to work in a lab with a human-sized mouse, this is *not* what I had in mind. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 8145 |
Now it’s your turn Bethany |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 8146 |
Mr. Lewis, your leukaemia is progressing rapidly, which is the best news I’ve gotten all week! |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 8147 |
Ah, Dr Rattus, my research is complete. You are Fievel’s grandson. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
| 8148 |
As you know, working on this vaccine has us collaborating in unprecedented ways... |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 8149 |
It’s not the hours. They keep paying me in cheese! |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 8150 |
It’s incredible, doctor. Their fluids are stronger than ever and they ran around that maze as if someone drew them a map. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 8151 |
My advisor assured me that science is not a rat race. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 8152 |
Don’t rat me out sir, but the humans are losing patience. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 8153 |
Yes I'm a rat Janet, but at least I can't get Covid. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
| 8154 |
I'm sorry to inform you that we have reached the point in the experiment where we swiftly twist your head and body in opposite directions, killing you instantly for further study. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 8155 |
The results are back Professor Splinter! |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
| 8156 |
I knew this day would come, just promise you’ll experiment on me ethically |
1.0000 |
1.00000 |
1 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
| 8157 |
Excuse me Miss, the vaccine is working. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 8158 |
You used the corporate ladder to climb out of the maze, brilliant. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 8159 |
I guess a double-blind study works better with two of you in the field instead of the usual three. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
| 8160 |
I didn’t mean that some of my best friends are mice. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 8161 |
Preliminary trails with human subjects are going well. We’re almost ready to start clinical testing on mice. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 8162 |
May I be the first to congratulate you on winning the Nobel Cheese Prize, professor. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
| 8163 |
Well, I still can't probably recognize, are you Pinky or Brain |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 8164 |
You do know it isn’t Halloween yet, right? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 8165 |
I don't like to point fingers, but the cheese samples are missing from the lab. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 8166 |
You know it really is refreshing to see you people branching out of the entertainment industry and into STEM fields. I know that's probably an awful thing to say because Chuckie is a rat and Deadmau5 is a wombat or something, but let's be honest, rodents as a whole have just been riding society's coattails since the end of the last ice age. Anyway, today we're going to see if we can make an extra ear grow on your back. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 8167 |
I'm standing in for dr. House today |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 8168 |
I'm flattered that you asked, doctor Brisby, but I don't date in the workplace. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 8169 |
I’ve clearly been catfished. |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
| 8170 |
Dr. Mouse, your years in the mazes must have made you resilient to facing dead ends in research |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
| 8171 |
We’re just gonna run a few tests. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
| 8172 |
NASA will need a week to peer review the Moon Cheese Spectrometer readings, so keep this quiet for now. |
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| 8173 |
Your DNA results are in and I'm afraid you're more mouse than man. |
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| 8174 |
Do you have my family's results? |
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| 8175 |
Well I tried it and don’t think anyone will notice the side affects. |
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| 8176 |
And Chad said we would never make it in STEM. Look at us now. |
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| 8177 |
I’m sorry but that’s just not the kind of lab experience that matters here. |
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| 8178 |
Great news Dr. Squeakowitz, we’re having octuplets! |
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| 8179 |
. “No, I had no idea the lab rats were represented by counsel.” |
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| 8180 |
Honestly, some of my best friends are rats. |
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| 8181 |
I’m glad bench researchers could get more community engagement |
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| 8182 |
You won't win with this one either! |
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| 8183 |
Dr. Frisby, I just got word that you're going to be able to keep the grant after all. That animal experimentation petition was all just a big misunderstanding. |
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| 8184 |
Algernon trying to explain the maze complex he’s been suffering from all his life |
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| 8185 |
It is nice meeting you erm, Sir? But could you please assume your specimen role by undressing so that I can begin the tests! |
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| 8186 |
The lab results are in: the cheese stands alone. |
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| 8187 |
I’d consider you our most successful experiment! |
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| 8188 |
Nice costume!" "You too! |
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| 8189 |
Interpreting these lab results will be a bit of a maze, but I’m confident you’ll find your way through. |
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| 8190 |
Your reputation precedes you Doctor. |
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| 8191 |
I agree calling it a double blind study was a little insensitive to your two other colleagues |
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| 8192 |
The human trial is going great isn’t it? |
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| 8193 |
We’re sorry sir, the test data for they vaccine shows so issues, But on the bright side you’ll always have job security. |
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| 8194 |
Dr. Murine, we’ve sampled the urine, and your COVID results will be back in six to eight weeks. |
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| 8195 |
While I appreciate your enthusiasm, doctor, I don’t think a “cheese-flavored” vaccine is really what consumers are looking for right now. |
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| 8196 |
See, I had the utmost confidence in you — I kept telling them you’re one of the good ones! |
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| 8197 |
Bats not rats, bats not rats..... |
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| 8198 |
You will be working in the "control group" project. Do a good job and hopefully you will be able to apply to a tenured position in the field. |
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| 8199 |
Red pill or blue pill? |
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| 8200 |
Thank you for your unique perspective on animal testing, Dr. Ratt! |
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| 8201 |
You've been testing on what, Barbara? Mice?? |
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| 8202 |
I've come a long way from dragging a slice a pizza down a flight of stairs. |
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| 8203 |
Congratulations on passing the test |
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| 8204 |
Doctor, I don't know what to say, I guess this happens when you work with some species for a long period of time |
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| 8205 |
Yes Peter Parker and I did break up. I'm just taking some time to be alone for now but thanks for asking. |
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| 8206 |
The correct term is “lab RODENT” 🐭 |
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| 8207 |
Well, how is Mrs. Frisby doing these days, Timothy? |
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| 8208 |
Do the mazes remind you of your hometown? |
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| 8209 |
Covid Vaccines; I finally understand how you feel. |
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| 8210 |
This is more awkward than I anticipated...you’re up next. |
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| 8211 |
We can’t pay you in cheese, but it’s a much better working environment with minimal electric shocks. |
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| 8212 |
Of course it’s safe & effective, Jan. I took it as a child... |
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| 8213 |
Stuart, since the experiment have you considered changing your surname to big |
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| 8214 |
Nope, you look normal to me. Why? |
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| 8215 |
Tell the President it was me, Susan. |
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| 8216 |
The President did say “side effects to the cure are irrelevant”! |
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| 8217 |
Personally, I’ve always been against it. One of my closest friends is a mouse |
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| 8218 |
You’re probably thinking I was just a diversity hire |
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| 8219 |
Wow, it feels just like Ratatouille, the movie! |
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| 8220 |
If this goes well, we’ll finally have an assistant. |
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| 8221 |
Look how the tables have turned. |
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| 8222 |
Don’t include my height, when you tell them what I’m about to tell you. |
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| 8223 |
They’re saying it’s a real rat race to create the first vaccine. |
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| 8224 |
Sometimes I feel like you hear me but you’re not *listening*. Maybe we should put an ear on your back. |
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| 8225 |
It says here that you've got a hickory ticker, eeh, Doc. |
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| 8226 |
Doctor, your brothers ended up Being bikers mice from mars, how come, you ended up working in a Lab? |
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| 8227 |
I’ve hickoried, dickoried, and docked to no avail, sir. |
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| 8228 |
Yes, sir, we have a culprit. It was Biden's son. Obama did most of the initial chemistry. $halliburton $3m $smithandwesson |
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| 8229 |
How did y'all survive so many plagues, professor? |
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| 8230 |
and will go as anti-masker this halloween |
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| 8231 |
Ever since Disney shut down, I've had to seek new job opportunities |
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| 8232 |
ok, ok, I'll stop the cheesy jokes. |
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| 8233 |
I resent the term ‘lab rat’, Linda. |
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| 8234 |
Where did you say that cheese was? |
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| 8235 |
To give a mouse a virus 🦠 📖 |
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| 8236 |
Apparently the humans don’t like to be experimented on |
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| 8237 |
That was my cousin Eloise |
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| 8238 |
It’s about time we flipped the status quo |
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| 8239 |
Jim, we’re short on our supply of lab rats |
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| 8240 |
Don’t look at me, Beth |
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