| Rank |
Caption |
Mean |
Precision |
Total votes |
"Unfunny" votes |
"Somewhat funny" votes |
"Funny" votes |
| 0 |
I'm the only one commenting on your name, Dr. Katz? |
2.1765 |
0.08238 |
119 |
39 |
20 |
60 |
| 1 |
Dr. R. O. Dent, I am happy to report that our experiment using Bleach was 98% successful in eradicating the infestation in the White House! |
2.0000 |
1.00000 |
2 |
1 |
0 |
1 |
| 2 |
It's an honor to be working with someone who was in on the ground floor of the research. |
2.0000 |
1.00000 |
2 |
1 |
0 |
1 |
| 3 |
I was wondering if you could say something today about the importance of cheddar, not any chedar, but our own Wisconsin cheddar. |
2.0000 |
0.57735 |
3 |
1 |
1 |
1 |
| 4 |
Professor Morgan, I have the lab results from the last week's clinical trials on your genetic experiment to create a super-smart... Uh, Professor? |
2.0000 |
0.57735 |
3 |
1 |
1 |
1 |
| 5 |
Says here, you have a lot of lab experience. |
1.8261 |
0.18493 |
23 |
11 |
5 |
7 |
| 6 |
I'm impressed by how quickly you made it here, doctor. This lab is a maze. |
1.7692 |
0.16923 |
26 |
13 |
6 |
7 |
| 7 |
Yes, with this serum you'll return to the lab rat pool, but no one can ever take away your Ph D. |
1.7500 |
0.47871 |
4 |
2 |
1 |
1 |
| 8 |
If you're free after work, I know this hole-in-the-wall place you'll love. |
1.7500 |
0.15105 |
28 |
13 |
9 |
6 |
| 9 |
For the last time, Bob, I don’t know who moved your cheese. |
1.7273 |
0.17632 |
22 |
11 |
6 |
5 |
| 10 |
For lunch why don't we go to that hole in the wall place you like. |
1.7188 |
0.12077 |
32 |
13 |
15 |
4 |
| 11 |
I'm also the first in my family! |
1.7143 |
0.17103 |
21 |
10 |
7 |
4 |
| 12 |
Right on time! Everyone else complains this basement is a maze. |
1.7097 |
0.13274 |
31 |
14 |
12 |
5 |
| 13 |
It's a triple-blind study. |
1.7059 |
0.20588 |
17 |
9 |
4 |
4 |
| 14 |
Just got the lab results in regard to the side effects |
1.7059 |
0.18718 |
17 |
8 |
6 |
3 |
| 15 |
Congrats on your promotion. No hard feelings, right? |
1.7000 |
0.14690 |
20 |
8 |
10 |
2 |
| 16 |
It's an honor to be working with you Sir. Sorry about the shrieking and screaming earlier. |
1.6800 |
0.16042 |
25 |
13 |
7 |
5 |
| 17 |
This is awkward. |
1.6667 |
0.66667 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
1 |
| 18 |
Once again, solving the maze doesn't make you co-author. |
1.6667 |
0.66667 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
1 |
| 19 |
Well with your experience in carrying the plague and the recommendation from Mister Eisner, I'm sure you'll be of great service here at the U.S. Army Medical Research Institute of Chemical Defense. Welcome aboard. |
1.6667 |
0.66667 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
1 |
| 20 |
Sir, can I be your Guinea Pig? |
1.6667 |
0.66667 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
1 |
| 21 |
I understand you're already familiar with the lab set-up. |
1.6667 |
0.66667 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
1 |
| 22 |
It's an honor to work with someone who made it out of the maze. |
1.6667 |
0.66667 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
1 |
| 23 |
Just because an experiment succeeded in humans, does not mean it will be effective in mice. |
1.6667 |
0.19803 |
18 |
10 |
4 |
4 |
| 24 |
It's really helpful having an insider's perspective. |
1.6667 |
0.66667 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
1 |
| 25 |
We have good news and bad news. By the way, have you looked in a mirror lately? |
1.6667 |
0.66667 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
1 |
| 26 |
The job description said I would be working with lab rats not for them! |
1.6667 |
0.66667 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
1 |
| 27 |
'I'm sorry Doctor, it's just tofu.' |
1.6667 |
0.66667 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
1 |
| 28 |
Yes, I do like to experiment. Say more. |
1.6667 |
0.66667 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
1 |
| 29 |
I'm your new ethicist. |
1.6667 |
0.66667 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
1 |
| 30 |
Something’s gone terribly wrong. Have you looked in a mirror? |
1.6667 |
0.21390 |
18 |
11 |
2 |
5 |
| 31 |
I have good news and bad news. On the good side, the vaccine is safe and effective. On the bad side, the recipients develop a taste for cheese and a distaste for cats! |
1.6667 |
0.66667 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
1 |
| 32 |
Sorry. Nothing personal, but I never date people I work with. |
1.6667 |
0.66667 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
1 |
| 33 |
There are some concerns about your objectivity. |
1.6667 |
0.18687 |
15 |
7 |
6 |
2 |
| 34 |
I"m proud to be known as the first woman on your research team. But humility compels me to decline being honored also as the first woman to try your experimental formula. |
1.6667 |
0.66667 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
1 |
| 35 |
The environment is a little tough to navigate, but once you figure it out it becomes immediately rewarding. |
1.6667 |
0.66667 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
1 |
| 36 |
The good news is, you should have no trouble finding your way out of the parking lot. |
1.6471 |
0.17023 |
17 |
8 |
7 |
2 |
| 37 |
I do think we need to tell the vaccine volunteers about the side effects. |
1.6429 |
0.19910 |
14 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
| 38 |
Eureka! You're Covid-free and your hearing is 87% sharper. |
1.6429 |
0.13289 |
14 |
5 |
9 |
0 |
| 39 |
Your success in the maze precedes you. |
1.6316 |
0.13702 |
19 |
8 |
10 |
1 |
| 40 |
Now that science doesn't matter, I guess anything is possible! |
1.6250 |
0.20156 |
16 |
9 |
4 |
3 |
| 41 |
Whoa, looks like I’m the new Lab Rat now. |
1.6250 |
0.17970 |
16 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
| 42 |
I'll amend the side effects profile right away, Sir. |
1.6250 |
0.22127 |
16 |
10 |
2 |
4 |
| 43 |
If you give a mouse a lab coat, he is going to ask for some beakers. |
1.6190 |
0.17561 |
21 |
12 |
5 |
4 |
| 44 |
It's just that not many in your classification have asked about our retirement plan. |
1.6190 |
0.17561 |
21 |
12 |
5 |
4 |
| 45 |
I think we are ready for the human trials. |
1.6190 |
0.16148 |
21 |
11 |
7 |
3 |
| 46 |
I just wanted to apologize for the incidents with you and your family before your promotion. |
1.6154 |
0.21299 |
13 |
7 |
4 |
2 |
| 47 |
I love your Halloween costume, Bob. |
1.6154 |
0.24122 |
13 |
8 |
2 |
3 |
| 48 |
Do you have any other laboratory experience besides successfully opening your cage? |
1.6111 |
0.16447 |
18 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
| 49 |
I must have taken the placebo |
1.6111 |
0.20031 |
18 |
11 |
3 |
4 |
| 50 |
I hope you didn't have too much trouble finding your way here. |
1.6111 |
0.18327 |
18 |
10 |
5 |
3 |
| 51 |
We just felt like you could relate to the test subjects better than we could. |
1.6111 |
0.16447 |
18 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
| 52 |
We have the maze ready for you, professor. |
1.6000 |
0.19024 |
15 |
8 |
5 |
2 |
| 53 |
Your parents must be so proud of you after all the sacrifices they made to get you here. |
1.6000 |
0.16330 |
15 |
7 |
7 |
1 |
| 54 |
This is why we normally test the vaccine on mice first. |
1.6000 |
0.19024 |
15 |
8 |
5 |
2 |
| 55 |
You probably won't believe me, but I always thought the maze was a stupid idea. |
1.6000 |
0.16859 |
20 |
11 |
6 |
3 |
| 56 |
I wanted to talk with you about revising the "how to get here" section of our website. |
1.6000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
3 |
1 |
1 |
| 57 |
And where did you do your training? |
1.6000 |
0.16859 |
20 |
11 |
6 |
3 |
| 58 |
Sorry, but upon further consideration the committee thinks there may be a conflict of interest in your hire. |
1.6000 |
0.21381 |
15 |
9 |
3 |
3 |
| 59 |
Like you always say about our experiments: We'll see how they run, see how they run. |
1.6000 |
0.21381 |
15 |
9 |
3 |
3 |
| 60 |
This is taking lab rat to a whole new level |
1.6000 |
0.21381 |
15 |
9 |
3 |
3 |
| 61 |
As you may have heard, we promote from within. |
1.6000 |
0.19024 |
15 |
8 |
5 |
2 |
| 62 |
How does this sound? 'Product tested BY laboratory mice?' |
1.6000 |
0.16330 |
25 |
15 |
5 |
5 |
| 63 |
Before you ask...yes I am a real mouse, no I am not LITERALLY from here, no I don't know the guy over there lost in the maze, yes I am quite comfy in my tie and lab coat, yes I have my PhD in all the things and no you can't see my tail or touch my ears...OK? Great! Now back to this vaccine! |
1.6000 |
0.26667 |
10 |
6 |
2 |
2 |
| 64 |
I just kept turning left. Why do you ask? |
1.5909 |
0.16979 |
22 |
13 |
5 |
4 |
| 65 |
Yes, doctor; today we finally break the cheddar ceiling. |
1.5882 |
0.21107 |
17 |
11 |
2 |
4 |
| 66 |
I started as a lab rat. It's all about who you know. |
1.5882 |
0.19287 |
17 |
10 |
4 |
3 |
| 67 |
I'm sorry, but experience as a research subject doesn't count toward a degree. |
1.5882 |
0.19287 |
17 |
10 |
4 |
3 |
| 68 |
I'm still not convinced there's any market for instant cheese... |
1.5833 |
0.19300 |
12 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
| 69 |
I know I said I'd take the vaccine if you took it first, but... |
1.5833 |
0.22891 |
12 |
7 |
3 |
2 |
| 70 |
Based on your progress, I'd say the drug works. |
1.5833 |
0.19300 |
12 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
| 71 |
I see no reason we can't roll out the vaccine by Election Day. |
1.5833 |
0.22891 |
12 |
7 |
3 |
2 |
| 72 |
Why, no, Professor, I never have seen the movie 'The Fly'. Why do you ask? |
1.5833 |
0.19300 |
12 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
| 73 |
The vaccine is perfect, except for one small side effect. |
1.5833 |
0.19300 |
12 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
| 74 |
I'm sorry, I've never worked with a lab rat before |
1.5833 |
0.22891 |
12 |
7 |
3 |
2 |
| 75 |
Dr. Mauci, this is the special White House blend you asked for...we're calling it, "the big cheese". |
1.5789 |
0.19218 |
19 |
12 |
3 |
4 |
| 76 |
Glad you found this place, sometimes it’s like running through a maze!” |
1.5714 |
0.22761 |
14 |
9 |
2 |
3 |
| 77 |
I understand you grew up around here..... |
1.5714 |
0.13725 |
14 |
6 |
8 |
0 |
| 78 |
I didn’t hear you come in,
you’re as quiet as... |
1.5714 |
0.20203 |
14 |
8 |
4 |
2 |
| 79 |
Which vaccine did you test again? |
1.5714 |
0.17271 |
14 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
| 80 |
And, of course, we would expect you to try the vaccine first. |
1.5714 |
0.13725 |
14 |
6 |
8 |
0 |
| 81 |
We've successfully recreated the moment Jeffrey Toobin took his dick out on a Zoom call. |
1.5714 |
0.20203 |
14 |
8 |
4 |
2 |
| 82 |
I apologize for what happened before your promotion. |
1.5714 |
0.17271 |
14 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
| 83 |
So long as you don't mind a few pricks and prods, I think we'll make a great team. |
1.5714 |
0.20203 |
14 |
8 |
4 |
2 |
| 84 |
I’m glad to see they promote from within. |
1.5714 |
0.13725 |
14 |
6 |
8 |
0 |
| 85 |
Sorry about your relatives. |
1.5714 |
0.20203 |
14 |
8 |
4 |
2 |
| 86 |
There‘s something I‘ve always wanted to ask you. How did your parents meet? |
1.5714 |
0.20203 |
14 |
8 |
4 |
2 |
| 87 |
I see HR is taking their new ‘Promote from Within’ initiative seriously for once. |
1.5714 |
0.20203 |
14 |
8 |
4 |
2 |
| 88 |
I don't think I said "three blind," but, if I did, I'm sorry. I meant double-blind. |
1.5652 |
0.16426 |
23 |
14 |
5 |
4 |
| 89 |
Professor, you have clearly proven that people eventually become the object of their attention. |
1.5625 |
0.18186 |
16 |
9 |
5 |
2 |
| 90 |
Good news! We isolated the mutant gene! |
1.5625 |
0.20349 |
16 |
10 |
3 |
3 |
| 91 |
So, You are our new lab rat. Welcome to the treadmill. |
1.5625 |
0.20349 |
16 |
10 |
3 |
3 |
| 92 |
The new glasses kind of make you look like a giant mouse in a lab coat. |
1.5625 |
0.20349 |
16 |
10 |
3 |
3 |
| 93 |
Well, this is quite a promotion for you!" |
1.5556 |
0.16612 |
18 |
10 |
6 |
2 |
| 94 |
Just sit tight while I find the antidote... I'm sure it's here somewhere. |
1.5556 |
0.16612 |
18 |
10 |
6 |
2 |
| 95 |
Yes. You do have to attend the diversity training. No exceptions. |
1.5556 |
0.14512 |
18 |
9 |
8 |
1 |
| 96 |
HR said lab rat isn’t pejorative. |
1.5500 |
0.18460 |
20 |
13 |
3 |
4 |
| 97 |
We have successfully completed the vaccine trial on republicans, so we can confidently start testing on mice. |
1.5500 |
0.16975 |
20 |
12 |
5 |
3 |
| 98 |
Technically, we said the vaccine had no ‘known’ side effects. |
1.5455 |
0.24730 |
11 |
7 |
2 |
2 |
| 99 |
Like you said. There are no side effects. |
1.5455 |
0.20730 |
11 |
6 |
4 |
1 |
| 100 |
OH RATS!! — Sorry...it's an old habit. |
1.5455 |
0.20730 |
11 |
6 |
4 |
1 |
| 101 |
Welcome, Dr. LaBrat. I believe you'll find our facility squeaky clean. |
1.5455 |
0.20730 |
11 |
6 |
4 |
1 |
| 102 |
I'm sorry Eric, it's over.
You're just not the same man I fell in love with. |
1.5455 |
0.20730 |
11 |
6 |
4 |
1 |
| 103 |
Let me just say that the trajectory of your career path here in the lab it truly inspirational to all of us. |
1.5455 |
0.20730 |
11 |
6 |
4 |
1 |
| 104 |
It looks like we took the experiment a bit too far. |
1.5455 |
0.20730 |
11 |
6 |
4 |
1 |
| 105 |
I think he’s still gonna recognize you, Dr. Fauci. |
1.5455 |
0.20730 |
11 |
6 |
4 |
1 |
| 106 |
This job is a huge upgrade from my old one. |
1.5455 |
0.20730 |
11 |
6 |
4 |
1 |
| 107 |
As you've already deduced, you did NOT receive the placebo. |
1.5417 |
0.15902 |
24 |
15 |
5 |
4 |
| 108 |
Look on the bright side. The other two are blind. |
1.5385 |
0.21529 |
13 |
8 |
3 |
2 |
| 109 |
I'm sorry to tell you this Ms. Welton, but you're under qualified. |
1.5385 |
0.18311 |
13 |
7 |
5 |
1 |
| 110 |
Sorry boss, point well taken, and I promise we won't experiment on your cousins next time... |
1.5385 |
0.18311 |
13 |
7 |
5 |
1 |
| 111 |
Your group of Ivy League graduates weren't given the Placebo. |
1.5385 |
0.18311 |
13 |
7 |
5 |
1 |
| 112 |
Well, well, all that testing and look at you now. |
1.5385 |
0.21529 |
13 |
8 |
3 |
2 |
| 113 |
No, Chen, it's not an insult. We're all lab rats here. |
1.5385 |
0.18311 |
13 |
7 |
5 |
1 |
| 114 |
Actually Mickey we are working on the corona virus and your trying to make a better aged cheddar cheese. |
1.5385 |
0.18311 |
13 |
7 |
5 |
1 |
| 115 |
Yes, Professor, we're only distributing the new Vaccine to Republicans |
1.5385 |
0.18311 |
13 |
7 |
5 |
1 |
| 116 |
It’s just an standard agreement.
Nothing to worry about. |
1.5385 |
0.18311 |
13 |
7 |
5 |
1 |
| 117 |
It is quite evident that you are the G.O.A.T. of lab rats. |
1.5385 |
0.18311 |
13 |
7 |
5 |
1 |
| 118 |
Hi Dennis - did I catch you at a good time? |
1.5385 |
0.24325 |
13 |
9 |
1 |
3 |
| 119 |
You've been watching too many Jeff Goldblum movies... |
1.5385 |
0.18311 |
13 |
7 |
5 |
1 |
| 120 |
Yes, Sir. We lab rats will have our report ready in the morning. |
1.5385 |
0.14391 |
13 |
6 |
7 |
0 |
| 121 |
Nice to meet you at last. I met your parents a couple of experiments ago. |
1.5385 |
0.18311 |
13 |
7 |
5 |
1 |
| 122 |
Let's test the vaccine on humans and then we'll know if it's safe for mice! |
1.5385 |
0.18311 |
13 |
7 |
5 |
1 |
| 123 |
I’m sorry professor, you parents reacted poorly to the drug trial. |
1.5385 |
0.18311 |
13 |
7 |
5 |
1 |
| 124 |
Yes,we encountered that side effect in our vaccine trial. |
1.5385 |
0.21529 |
13 |
8 |
3 |
2 |
| 125 |
Glad you found the lab. This place is like a maze! |
1.5385 |
0.21529 |
13 |
8 |
3 |
2 |
| 126 |
My data says your wife will be fine, please don't worry! |
1.5385 |
0.14391 |
13 |
6 |
7 |
0 |
| 127 |
I have to say, you are one of the best dressed lab mice I’ve ever worked with. |
1.5385 |
0.21529 |
13 |
8 |
3 |
2 |
| 128 |
We think you should test it on yourself, first. |
1.5385 |
0.14391 |
13 |
6 |
7 |
0 |
| 129 |
It’s always great having post-docs with lived experience. |
1.5385 |
0.24325 |
13 |
9 |
1 |
3 |
| 130 |
I think maybe I should go to the press conference. |
1.5333 |
0.19190 |
15 |
9 |
4 |
2 |
| 131 |
Thankfully none of your cousins are showing any side effects |
1.5333 |
0.19190 |
15 |
9 |
4 |
2 |
| 132 |
Yes, even the CEO started out in the mailroom. |
1.5333 |
0.21529 |
15 |
10 |
2 |
3 |
| 133 |
Some of your relatives are involved in our testing procedures. |
1.5333 |
0.19190 |
15 |
9 |
4 |
2 |
| 134 |
Would you like to volunteer for this next test? |
1.5333 |
0.19190 |
15 |
9 |
4 |
2 |
| 135 |
We’re so excited to have someone who can guide us through the maze of government regulations! |
1.5333 |
0.19190 |
15 |
9 |
4 |
2 |
| 136 |
What were you before this experiment started? |
1.5333 |
0.15013 |
15 |
10 |
3 |
2 |
| 137 |
So what made you decide to switch sides? |
1.5333 |
0.16523 |
15 |
8 |
6 |
1 |
| 138 |
Where’s Dr. Johnson? |
1.5333 |
0.19190 |
15 |
9 |
4 |
2 |
| 139 |
Gary, don’t lie. It’s pretty obvious you tasted what was in the beaker. |
1.5333 |
0.19190 |
15 |
9 |
4 |
2 |
| 140 |
The fact that you worked your way up from an entry level position is such an inspiration to me. |
1.5294 |
0.19398 |
17 |
11 |
3 |
3 |
| 141 |
You must be the new Disney representative. |
1.5294 |
0.19398 |
17 |
11 |
3 |
3 |
| 142 |
Uh. I signed up for wine tasting. |
1.5294 |
0.15141 |
17 |
9 |
7 |
1 |
| 143 |
Are you sure you don't have relatives working here? |
1.5294 |
0.17400 |
17 |
10 |
5 |
2 |
| 144 |
It looks like the vaccine is ready for distribution |
1.5294 |
0.19398 |
17 |
11 |
3 |
3 |
| 145 |
And you started at the bottom? Well look at you now. |
1.5294 |
0.15141 |
17 |
9 |
7 |
1 |
| 146 |
Look's like you made it through the maze. |
1.5294 |
0.17400 |
17 |
10 |
5 |
2 |
| 147 |
My conclusion is Yes, size matters. |
1.5294 |
0.19398 |
17 |
11 |
3 |
3 |
| 148 |
Great job in the maze. If you pass the treadmill test, the job is yours. |
1.5294 |
0.19398 |
17 |
11 |
3 |
3 |
| 149 |
I'm sure it's reversable. |
1.5294 |
0.17400 |
17 |
10 |
5 |
2 |
| 150 |
I don't want this to come across as virtue-signaling, but I'm really not comfortable testing cosmetics on animals. |
1.5294 |
0.17400 |
17 |
10 |
5 |
2 |
| 151 |
I heard the lab was hiring from within! |
1.5294 |
0.19398 |
17 |
11 |
3 |
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Jeffrey Toobin masturbated during a zoom meeting this week. |
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Please take a seat. The big cheese will be here shortly. |
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I'm impressed you found your way here so fast! |
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We found a cure! Oh, and you're single again. |
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The promotion tracks at this place are really encouraging! |
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Don’t you understand why you keep getting the runaround ? |
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Good news, Professor! Despite being unable to use lab rats for testing, my man-to-mouse formula has proven to be a success! By the way, how was your coffee this morning? |
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I don’t want you to feel trapped or stuck. |
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Your duties here will be on a straight and narrow path. |
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That's right, we do all our experimenting on cats. |
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I'm afraid the tests show that someone slipped you a Mickey. |
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The good news is your lab coat fits perfectly. |
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Sorry I'm late. I'm having trouble learning my way around the building. |
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Believe me, they were all volunteers. |
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I called you in because there's a maze involved. |
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No offense, but I don’t think what you took was the placebo. |
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Next time let's inject the Human DNA into Mice. |
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Tax evasion is the real end of the labyrinth. |
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Are you certain all subjects got their Clorox shots before you started the Trial? It's important to the White House that they're guaranteed germ-free. |
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Your son is amazing, but I don't think we can use him for this one. |
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Hey, I remember you! |
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And you think I'm spending too much time in the Lab. |
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I've been asked to lead this study due to your inherent bias. |
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You're absolutely right, I haven't worked in the lab as long as you have. |
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Where’s the maze? |
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The experiment worked! Whether it was a success is objective. |
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We know the side effects so let's test for efficacy. |
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#MyNewYorkerCaption. |
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Lab tests show you got the sweet mouse face while our leader got the brain. |
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Yes, I have been sampling the mouse pheromone drug, you cutie |
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And they say owners look like their dogs.... |
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Yes. I did know your parents. Funny story. |
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It's my understanding that there are some things that lawyers just won't do. |
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I Don't think Doctor, that using humans as Guinea Pigs is such a good idea. |
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You look familiar. Have you worked here before? |
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I feel like we've met before... Maybe in another lab? |
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We are excited about your first day too, but I just want to talk to you briefly about what we have in the cages... |
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It doesn't count as animal testing if you're my height. |
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That’s a good start, you found your way to the lab. |
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I do really like you, but we’re not changing your dissection date. |
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This part of the maze requires you to cure cancer while using proper pronouns. |
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Good News! This vaccine will not be trsted on mice. |
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Sir, the cheese is for the little ones. |
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They told me that I'd be working with someone who had been genetically designed to conduct scientific research, but I just assumed they were engaging in hyperbole. |
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My, doctor, what big ears you have. |
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It's not that I don't date mice, I just don't believe in office romances. |
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The people in the cages are complaining that all they have to eat is cheese. |
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I haven't seen you since I was an undergrad and you were a test subject. My, how far you've come! |
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It’s an unfortunate side effect, but you now have 70% immunity to Covid. |
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Look at you. I remember when you were just a little rat runt |
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Well, on the bright side you're now the Big Cheese. |
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Still can't believe I get paid 80% of your salary |
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Your intimate knowledge with scientific experiments is a great resource for me in this work on mice and Covid 19! |
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Sir, it is a real honor to work for someone with your laboratory experience |
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Oh yes, Dr. Ratagain. I have wanted to meet you ever since I read your works back in 2020. Thank you for this opportunity to work with you. |
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So, what's your pronoun? |
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I understand you came up through the ranks. |
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Mickey, you were amazing." |
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Okay, maybe there was one side effect I should have mentioned. |
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No sir, I'm not working on a better mouse trap. |
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You looked...tinier on your application. |
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'... and you say you've tested this yourself?' |
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Our vegan-inducing drug is ready to go to trial, and fifty cats from Change Your Nature’s (CYN) psych ward already signed up. |
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Think you are identifying too much with the subjects of our tests |
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Sure, I'll do the maze, but do I get to pick the cheese? |
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You said the side effects would be minor. |
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Amazing, sir— you’ve uncovered yet another way to spread disease. |
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I told you to stop experimenting on mice...Karma, man... |
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That last dose was plainly too great! |
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Well, Kevin, when a man loves a woman they have very special feelings for one another and something very special happens and she becomes a mommy. Your mommy was a very pretty mouse and your father no longer works for the university. |
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Of course, if I'd known he was your brother, I would have treated him differently. |
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We're 97.5% there. |
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I was at a dead end until I studied your work on maze theory. |
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You don't look like you photograph on Match.com |
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Well umm..no, you didn't get the placebo." |
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Glad you took one for the team. |
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It's Doctor Minnie Mouse, if it's all the same to you. |
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So I think the side effects of our Covid vaccine are acceptable, you? |
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Yes, the mousetraps are catch and release. |
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The committee hasn't decided what your role will be in the next round of testing |
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In Control Group A, the results show removing cell phones from the subjects produced increased anxiety, depression and fear. |
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The data suggests that you’re a lab rat. |
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„Let me guess, another experiment about cheese?“ |
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No, no side effects, just a slight headache, what about you? |
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Congratulations on your Nobel Cheese Prize. |
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Weird...all the cheese was missing from the mazes again this morning! |
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Yes sir, as advised, we have replaced the lab rats with lawyers. Beside the fact that lawyers are more numerous, we found that the lab techs were getting too attached to the rats. |
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It's good to see there is upward mobility in research these days! |
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I know, I know! But, how cool would it be if you won a Nobel prize? |
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This is going to be awkward. |
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You are almost there, about 3% more to be just like me, then you are just like us, Disney family. |
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Well, let’s look at the positive, at least you didn’t lose your sense of smell for dairy! |
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God, they grow up quickly nowadays! |
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I just wanted to express my condolences for your 600 nieces and nephews.” |
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The last one we called Algernon. |
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You want to build a better what? |
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I've narrowed it down to three possible co-workers who could be stealing my cheese sandwich every day |
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« So this is the Lab Ethics form I mentioned. » |
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Now that you've found your way out of the maze, the real work begins. |
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thank you boss |
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Sorry about my jumping up on the chair a minute ago. |
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OK, in this experiment you can play the doctor and I'll be the shy lab assistant. |
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It's inspiring to the young mice here to see a role model. |
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Well, not ALL ears, but close |
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I’d be happy to show you around. It’s like a maze in here. |
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Seems there's been a little glitch with the mouse cloning experiment. |
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Ooooh. while an afternoon running through a maze in search of “that perfect cheese“ does sound delightful, company policy says I can’t date the subjects of my experiments. |
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Why do you want to go right to the human trials? |
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Any chance you can navigate a lawsuit? |
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Oh--I thought they called you that because you spent so much time in the lab. |
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I love mazes, will that be next in the orientation? |
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How did you get started in lab research? |
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You look like you know your way around a lab. |
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Well,the preliminary results show that it does prevent cancer in humans. |
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I'm sure you'll have no trouble finding your way around. |
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I don't mind going on another date... But do we have to eat cheese again? |
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Yes I would be pleased to discuss my findings over a cheese plate. |
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I'm new here, sir.
Should I address you as Michael or Mickey? |
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Professor, the American specimen refused to travel through the maze and find the cheese. It declared to have some sort of lactose sensitivity. |
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Now that you're hired, I'd like you to run a few tests. |
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I like you too, Gary, but have you heard of the Stockholm Syndrome? |
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You were already here before your apprenticeship? |
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A hundred per cent success rate, Doctor. All the cats died. |
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You have certainly exceeded our expectations. |
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I’m so glad our company no longer conducts animal testing—it was so cruel to the rabbits and guinea pigs. |
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I hope you'll find the academic treadmill more rewarding than your last one. |
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I only found the cafeteria thanks to your insight and mentoring ...this really IS a maze! |
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If you need anything, I'll be in my office--down the hallway, then left, left, left, second right, right again, left, right, and left. |
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We don't know yet, of course, but I'm guessing you weren't given the placebo. |
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The Director has asked for your participation in another capacity for this experiment. |
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At least I’m not the only one who forgot my mask. |
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Sir, the results are in...you are NOT the father |
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And you say this has been peer reviewed? |
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The results are in! Looks like you just squeaked through. |
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It isn’t like Tom to be late. Have you seen him? |
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After all, we're not so different from each other |
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Small world! I used to work with your brother Mickey. |
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I think I know who moved my cheese |
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We may never know which one of us was in the placebo group. |
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Let me just be the first to say that we’re all so impressed with how far you’ve come. |
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Our new employee was born and raised here |
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Yes, I appreciate your background, but I'm afraid you're overqualified. |
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You remember that show HOUSE? Yeah, they based the main character off of me. Artistic liberties were taken. |
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Would it make you feel better for me to call them lab rodents? |
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...and I’m afraid this next test is a conflict of interest for you doctor. |
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Can I join the Ninja Turtles again? |
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Your rash seems to have cleared up overnight” |
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Do you ever think, maybe we’re in a cartoon? |
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Oh yes, we definitely promote from within! |
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We have strict rules against researchers testing on themselves, but in your case I think we can make an exception. |
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I’ll let you take things from here, Dr. Mouse. We both know last time I was in charge things did not go as expected. |
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Our genomes are strikingly similar! |
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Some drinks and cheese after work does sound good. |
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You're pregnant |
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Hi, I'm Catherine, most folks just call me Cat. |
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If You Give a Mouse a Degree |
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I'd say the laboratory animal rights activists were highly successful. |
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No, we’re not ready to push the vaccine yet. This isn’t some Mickey Mouse organization. |
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Welcome! I’m Kat...with a K. |
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Gene, have you been editing? |
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Why yes I did try the one marked LSD. |
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I'd love to go to the corn maze with you. |
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So it's agreed we'll order our pizza with lots of extra cheese. |
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I have been meaning to talk with you about this new covid vaccine we are trying on mice.... I mean rats. |
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Professor, the Dean asked me to let you know that there have been several complaints of species discrimination from your students. |
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But I don't want to run around in a cage with lots of mysterious partitions. |
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Thank you for agreeing to take the first coronavirus vaccine doctor ... it seems to have only one minor side effect... |
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Looks like the other guy got the placebo !! |
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According to our results the ends do indeed justify the means. |
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Your previous lab experience is amazing |
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I don't think that was a micro dose Kevin. |
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Of course the cheese you seek in this maze is tenure. |
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Hey, Algernon! How was your nap? |
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That's funny, I had you pegged as an auditory learner. |
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‘I don’t know if you’ve noticed, but… there have been some unexpected side effects.” |
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If you have no concerns about experimenter bias, I'd say this new project is a go! |
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Dr. Nichols, it’s because of you that I became a lab rat. |
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No use spinning your wheels over this. |
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Professor, you’re not hearing what I’m saying. |
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I think we’re ready to test this on humans, Dr. Algernon. |
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Side effects include acceleration of the food chain. |
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It's beginning to feel like I'm trapped in a maze. Can you relate? |
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You look amazing!The side effects are hardly even noticeable on a man as regal as you President Trump! |
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Forgive me. I normally do this on a chair while screaming. |
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Sorry, this clinical trial vaccine trial does not correct mousetakes. |
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Isn't it funny they made you the head of the research lab before they gave me equal pay? |
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Clinical trials in humans might be a way off Bob. |
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We're hard at work to incubate a suitable partner for you. |
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Any trouble finding your way around–sorry, of course not. |
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The results are in. I can see you’re all ears. |
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I'm sorry, I feel like I need to experiment with other mice. |
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No thanks, I don’t think I’ll try the experimental dose too. |
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So you want to inject the Cats with bleach? |
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The research is cutting edge, the safety protocols not so much. |
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Cute, but that's not what masking means. |
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PhD or no PhD, you still have to run the maze again. |
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Again with the mouse-splaining! |
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Ok the lab results are in... the baby is not yours |
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The human subjects are waiting for you in the maze, Dr. M. |
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I hope you realize how important you are to our research. |
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Could you change back before I start screaming? |
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You want me to be a subject in your experiment? |
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| 354 |
Wait, are you really big or am I really small? |
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Hmm. We’ve never really used cats for the lab tests but I suppose it’s worth considering. |
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So-Am I correct in presuming that theses extracts are from lab raised humans? |
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I'm glad I'm working with someone that I don't have to worry about masks or social distancing. |
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This moonshine you’ve been making sure has gotten to one of us. |
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Wow! They're really serious about diversity. |
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Glad you got out of being experimented on, earned a Ph.D., and that you're the one to do the experiments. |
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I hear you started at an entry-level position, too. |
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The least you could do is to clean up your own turds. |
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And sir I respect that you’ve worked your way up. |
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The good news is that the new cure has worked. However, there are some side effects we need to think about. |
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Mrs. Brumley's CAT scan is tomorrow so you might want to take the day off. |
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Your test came back negative. |
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May I say Sir, your rise, from unpaid intern to head of the lab, is inspirational! |
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You look familiar. |
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The tests are complete....all the genes are murine |
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Well, we were really underestimating your potential in that maze, weren't we? |
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I can’t get away from the feeling we’re just both diversity hires |
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I knew this job would be a rat race, but I didn't know I'd have to race a rat. |
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But sir, I'm not sure the FDA will consider our results unbiased. |
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I take it your self-test didn’t turn out as planned. |
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Thanks, again, for testing it on yourself. |
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I suggest we go straight to human trials. |
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| 377 |
Mouse jeans? What were you thinking? |
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| 378 |
Is it true you ratted me out for being ,"cheesy"? |
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| 379 |
'Yes, I understand that. But it did cure the dry cough.' |
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To be honest, I think we're waaaaay past informing the ethics committee about our work. |
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| 381 |
Joe, when did mouse symptoms first appear? |
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| 382 |
Per CDC orders, the vaccine will be tested on humans first. |
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| 383 |
Rats! These human experiments are not working out. |
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| 384 |
I have to confess something, and before I do, let me just say I had no idea it was your cousin. |
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| 385 |
Their union leader, I presume? |
1.4545 |
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| 386 |
Yes, but are you a man or a mouse? |
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| 387 |
There was a slight mix-up in the vaccine trial you volunteered for. |
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I think this vaccine is not quite ready. |
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Welcome. I understand you've spent your whole life in a lab. |
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Dr. 599, it's been such a pleasure watching you grow and rise in the ranks. |
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I don’t think this is enough to pause the trials. |
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First, let me explain the 'oopsie' in the lab involving your pill minder and then I'll tell you why all the mirrors have been taken down. |
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| 393 |
Congratulations Professor! I see that your vaccine trial was successful. |
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Remember the good old days when all we had to do was run around in a cage?. . . |
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| 395 |
Yes sir, I set them all free in the meadow this morning. |
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| 396 |
Unfortunately, we could not find the tiny people you requested |
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| 397 |
I feel it’s time we spoke about your work-life balance. |
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| 398 |
Well, you certainly landed on your feet after getting laid off at Disney World. |
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| 399 |
Pardon me sir .... but the data does not add up. I smell a rat! |
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That is correct sir, the committee and I suspect a certain bias in the data |
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| 401 |
Yes, I think my ears are starting to grow. |
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Yes, doctor, I can see you were not part of the placebo group. |
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| 403 |
We're not going to get anything done if you keep eating every piece of cheese meant for the experiments. |
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I'm a big fan of your treatise on maze dynamics, Professor. |
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It's so inspiring how you worked your way up from the bottom, sir. |
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| 406 |
Well, boss, I have noticed a change in you since that bleach injection. |
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| 407 |
It's still a triple-blind study. |
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I'm told you like to hire from within. |
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| 409 |
No! Your iced tea was on the left! |
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This may sound crazy, but I'd like to re-do the experiment without using cheese." |
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| 411 |
You did very well on the maze but I’m sorry we can’t grant you tenure. |
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I'm just guessing, Todd, but I don't think you got the placebo. |
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| 413 |
And, of course, neither of us will know which is the control. |
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| 414 |
I'm guessing you weren't in the control group. |
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| 415 |
So, you found your way out of the maze then? |
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So, to fast-track this vaccine, are you sure we should skip the rodent testing phase? |
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I don’t know. You weren’t ‘all ears’ the last time. |
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| 418 |
Actually, I knew your parents when the experiment first began. |
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Sorry to let you down but I just could not figure out the maze |
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| 420 |
I see you are supervising the Covid-19 Human Challenge Trials for a vaccine? |
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So, yes, my findings clearly indicate that humans are the real rats. |
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But boss! What big ears you have. |
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If you're okay with the side-effects, I think we've got a winner. |
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When they said I'd be working with mice, this isn't exactly what I had in mind. |
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| 425 |
Now this has worked on mice, it's time for human trials. |
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Why? Because we like you. |
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I told them your species would eventually evolve! |
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| 428 |
I’ve learned so much working with mice in the lab. |
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| 429 |
I take it you've filled out the conflict of interest form. |
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| 430 |
I took three of those yesterday, and now you look like a mouse. |
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Yes, the 4 cheeses are a great incentive! |
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I've never worked with anyone who had better rapport with the subjects. |
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Didn't I test mascara on you last week? Nice to see they're finally hiring internally. |
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| 434 |
Yes, we DID adjust test results to account for anthropomorphism. |
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| 435 |
You've come a long way since your maze days. |
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Congrats on working your way up! |
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| 437 |
Yes, I can see the new vaccine had some unanticipated side effects. |
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| 438 |
Leslie, please stop reminding me I was made in one of your tubes. |
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| 439 |
The vaccine worked well in the controlled test in humans. But we have to do further testing to be sure if it will be as effective in mice. |
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| 440 |
I apologize for calling you a lab rat, Dr. Maus. |
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You’ll be happy to hear that the cafeteria is doubling the amount of cheese on its menu. |
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You try it first. |
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No, Dr. White. While your lab experience is indisputable I must insist, cheese is not the desired result. |
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I'm sorry if they were your ancestors. I was just following orders |
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| 445 |
Charles, maybe I should be the one to deliver the news that bubonic plague is the cure for COVID. |
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Doctor when you volunteered they did say the vaccine might have underlying effects |
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| 447 |
Not many interns get this far |
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| 448 |
Well, let's say I'm self-taught |
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| 449 |
We started from the bottom, now we're here! |
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You know some of my best friends are mice |
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| 451 |
: Excuse me. Could you step into Room 2 please? |
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If I'm being honest, it's both rewarding and depressing that my former test subject is now my supervisor. |
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sorry, I guess they didn’t tell you in the interview.... |
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My brother is a gym rat. |
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We will have to test on humans first, of course, before we give it to mice. |
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We’re thrilled that The National Federation of Lab Rats has agreed to be part of this study!! |
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This weekend I know where we can do a corn maze and then scamper right over to a cute little hole-in-the-wall bar. |
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Morale in this room has improved by 50% since we switched to lab cats. |
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I know it’s a bit of a maze getting here. |
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We've received some complaints about nepotism. |
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After you see the results, you may want to rethink cutting corners. |
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We're skipping animal trials for the vaccine. Time to #FindSomething New? |
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We can definitively conclude that you were not given the placebo. |
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5 |
1 |
| 464 |
No sorry, I have not seen your children." |
1.4375 |
0.18186 |
16 |
11 |
3 |
2 |
| 465 |
Who told you I was looking for a little tail?" |
1.4375 |
0.18186 |
16 |
11 |
3 |
2 |
| 466 |
No, I prefer a mild cheddar. |
1.4375 |
0.15729 |
16 |
10 |
5 |
1 |
| 467 |
Congratulations on making department head! |
1.4375 |
0.18186 |
16 |
11 |
3 |
2 |
| 468 |
Are those new glasses? |
1.4375 |
0.20349 |
16 |
12 |
1 |
3 |
| 469 |
You solved the maze - I got it - but I was still planning on running this experiment. |
1.4286 |
0.20203 |
7 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
| 470 |
I’ve added ‘an increase in adorability’ to the list of possible side effects. |
1.4286 |
0.20203 |
7 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
| 471 |
Is there a doctor in the mouse? |
1.4286 |
0.29738 |
7 |
5 |
1 |
1 |
| 472 |
I’m going to need a urine sample. |
1.4286 |
0.29738 |
7 |
5 |
1 |
1 |
| 473 |
Eur-eek!-a |
1.4286 |
0.17271 |
14 |
9 |
4 |
1 |
| 474 |
It's nice to have someone with your laboratory experience join us. |
1.4286 |
0.20203 |
7 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
| 475 |
Not to worry. They're all asymptomatic. |
1.4286 |
0.20203 |
14 |
10 |
2 |
2 |
| 476 |
I studied your work in medical school. |
1.4286 |
0.20203 |
7 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
| 477 |
May I say that it's an honor to work under the scientist who solved world hunger by figuring out how to clone cheese? |
1.4286 |
0.20203 |
7 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
| 478 |
So just to clarify: the WiFi password is 'ch33se'? |
1.4286 |
0.20203 |
14 |
10 |
2 |
2 |
| 479 |
No. I wasn't expecting someone with a tie. |
1.4286 |
0.17271 |
14 |
9 |
4 |
1 |
| 480 |
I told you not to try the latest COVID-19 vaccination until it had been tested. |
1.4286 |
0.20203 |
7 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
| 481 |
Tell me about your work. I’m all ears. |
1.4286 |
0.20203 |
7 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
| 482 |
And exactly what makes you think our clinical trial has been compromised? |
1.4286 |
0.17271 |
14 |
9 |
4 |
1 |
| 483 |
I'm afraid the maze development subjects have walked off the job and they're refusing to negotiate with anyone but you. |
1.4286 |
0.13725 |
14 |
8 |
6 |
0 |
| 484 |
We can’t know from the lab results for humans that the vaccine will be effective for mice. |
1.4286 |
0.20203 |
14 |
10 |
2 |
2 |
| 485 |
I would just like to say that I LOVED your studies on large pieces of cheese. |
1.4286 |
0.29738 |
7 |
5 |
1 |
1 |
| 486 |
haha.... no I have no idea where the missing LSD sample is professor. |
1.4286 |
0.17271 |
14 |
9 |
4 |
1 |
| 487 |
Doctor, I’m afraid you’re starting to identify with our test subjects again ... |
1.4286 |
0.20203 |
7 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
| 488 |
I’m so sorry, I really didn’t think they would mind |
1.4286 |
0.20203 |
7 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
| 489 |
Sir, about those trial vaccines... |
1.4286 |
0.20203 |
7 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
| 490 |
Your work experience with fleas is very impressive. We’re so happy to have you join our disease research team. |
1.4286 |
0.20203 |
7 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
| 491 |
When we assigned you to the “control” group, we didn’t actually mean that you’d be in control of this experiment! |
1.4286 |
0.20203 |
7 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
| 492 |
It's slower going with the other mice... |
1.4286 |
0.13725 |
14 |
8 |
6 |
0 |
| 493 |
Now, about the maze... |
1.4286 |
0.20203 |
7 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
| 494 |
You know your way around already. Just ring the bell if you need anything. |
1.4286 |
0.29738 |
7 |
5 |
1 |
1 |
| 495 |
No, we never use tissue samples from mice. These are all from cats. |
1.4286 |
0.20203 |
7 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
| 496 |
This is the beginning of the new rat race. |
1.4286 |
0.17271 |
14 |
9 |
4 |
1 |
| 497 |
I am from the FDA and we need to ask a few questions about who got tested |
1.4286 |
0.20203 |
14 |
10 |
2 |
2 |
| 498 |
And all of a sudden I see Jeffrey Toobin’s member on the zoom call |
1.4286 |
0.20203 |
14 |
10 |
2 |
2 |
| 499 |
We're always delighted when former specimens come back to visit us. |
1.4286 |
0.13725 |
14 |
8 |
6 |
0 |
| 500 |
Mice experiments? What mice experiments? |
1.4286 |
0.17271 |
14 |
9 |
4 |
1 |
| 501 |
No, it's not that. I just have a policy of not dating co-workers. |
1.4286 |
0.29738 |
7 |
5 |
1 |
1 |
| 502 |
Professor Jefferson said one pill makes you larger, one pill makes you small, but these are tubes. |
1.4286 |
0.15430 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 503 |
They never talk about Of Mice and Women. |
1.4286 |
0.29738 |
7 |
5 |
1 |
1 |
| 504 |
So I see our first test tube baby is a big girl now! |
1.4286 |
0.20203 |
7 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
| 505 |
Of course I can simplify my explanation: Squeak squeak-squeak-squeak, squeak squeak-squeak-squeak. |
1.4286 |
0.20203 |
7 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
| 506 |
we got no adverse affects from testing this with people, so it should be safe to put in cheese. |
1.4286 |
0.20203 |
7 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
| 507 |
I feel we should address the elephant in the room . . . |
1.4286 |
0.20203 |
7 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
| 508 |
Of course it's impressive, it's just not a Freshman lab experiment. |
1.4286 |
0.20203 |
7 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
| 509 |
I don’t want to blow your cover, Super Mouse, but you’re going to have to test this vaccine. |
1.4286 |
0.20203 |
7 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
| 510 |
I can see how this experiment may lead to some moral issues for you... |
1.4286 |
0.20203 |
7 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
| 511 |
Yes, I was a bit of a lab rat in grad school, too. |
1.4286 |
0.17271 |
14 |
9 |
4 |
1 |
| 512 |
We're hoping you can navigate the regulatory maze. |
1.4286 |
0.20203 |
7 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
| 513 |
Behind Every Smart Mouse Is A Even Smarter Woman |
1.4286 |
0.17271 |
14 |
9 |
4 |
1 |
| 514 |
Just don't get into a trap. We need the vaccine quickly. |
1.4286 |
0.20203 |
7 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
| 515 |
I have some good news, Algernon, and some bad news. |
1.4286 |
0.29738 |
7 |
5 |
1 |
1 |
| 516 |
The vaccine will keep you from getting covid but there is a side effect. |
1.4286 |
0.17271 |
14 |
9 |
4 |
1 |
| 517 |
I know you're new here but you look familiar. |
1.4286 |
0.20203 |
7 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
| 518 |
You may have to jump through hoops to get things done around here, but you'll never have to run a maze. |
1.4286 |
0.20203 |
7 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
| 519 |
I’m frightened the admin may be setting a trap for you sir. |
1.4286 |
0.20203 |
7 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
| 520 |
we'll bring the cats in next |
1.4286 |
0.29738 |
7 |
5 |
1 |
1 |
| 521 |
We're always happy to have Alumni come back to the program |
1.4286 |
0.17271 |
14 |
9 |
4 |
1 |
| 522 |
Dr. Mauci, we have a problem. The President wants the vaccine tomorrow |
1.4286 |
0.20203 |
7 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
| 523 |
I don't want to be presumptuous but I noticed a few missing cheese samples... |
1.4286 |
0.29738 |
7 |
5 |
1 |
1 |
| 524 |
"I feel so much better with you on our ethics committee." |
1.4286 |
0.29738 |
7 |
5 |
1 |
1 |
| 525 |
We know the vaccine works on humans, but we'll need more testing to make sure it's safe for mice. |
1.4286 |
0.20203 |
7 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
| 526 |
Sorry; when I said that the "lab rats" had been busy, I didn't mean it to be personal. |
1.4286 |
0.20203 |
14 |
10 |
2 |
2 |
| 527 |
Sorry Rod, but we ran out of mice to test the new vaccine on. As per your contract, you're next in line. |
1.4286 |
0.20203 |
7 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
| 528 |
You want me to eat 20 pounds of cheese a day so we can learn if it is harmful to mice? |
1.4286 |
0.29738 |
7 |
5 |
1 |
1 |
| 529 |
Next, we’ll reviews your Maze performance results. |
1.4286 |
0.29738 |
7 |
5 |
1 |
1 |
| 530 |
I’m so sorry, I wasn’t aware they had a union rep. |
1.4286 |
0.20203 |
7 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
| 531 |
Professor, I don’t want to jump to any conclusions, but do you know anything about my missing cheese sandwich? |
1.4286 |
0.13725 |
14 |
8 |
6 |
0 |
| 532 |
My grandfather experimented on your grandfather. |
1.4286 |
0.20203 |
7 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
| 533 |
Let's discuss 'Of Mice and Men' |
1.4286 |
0.20203 |
7 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
| 534 |
Up for shots!?! |
1.4286 |
0.29738 |
7 |
5 |
1 |
1 |
| 535 |
You may want to carefully go over your notes on the last lab experiment — and then go look into a mirror … |
1.4286 |
0.29738 |
7 |
5 |
1 |
1 |
| 536 |
We embrace diversity in this organization. Miss Jones |
1.4286 |
0.20203 |
14 |
10 |
2 |
2 |
| 537 |
Thank you for being part of the Phase 1 trial. |
1.4286 |
0.17271 |
14 |
9 |
4 |
1 |
| 538 |
ok, go ahead.. i'm all ears |
1.4286 |
0.29738 |
7 |
5 |
1 |
1 |
| 539 |
Thanks for registering for the covid vaccine trials. Do you have any underlying conditions? |
1.4286 |
0.13725 |
14 |
8 |
6 |
0 |
| 540 |
I just need you to sign this conflict of interest form |
1.4286 |
0.20203 |
7 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
| 541 |
Now let's see if we can turn you back. |
1.4286 |
0.17271 |
14 |
9 |
4 |
1 |
| 542 |
Good news. Waking up and discovering you’ve turned into a giant mouse can be dropped from the list of side effects. |
1.4286 |
0.20203 |
7 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
| 543 |
Good news: we found the cure for cancer!
Bad news: human cancer. |
1.4286 |
0.20203 |
7 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
| 544 |
It would appear that the gene splicing experiments are progressing more quickly and successfully than expected..... |
1.4286 |
0.20203 |
7 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
| 545 |
This lab is a maze. |
1.4286 |
0.20203 |
7 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
| 546 |
Glad you found your way here. That actually was the experiment. |
1.4286 |
0.29738 |
7 |
5 |
1 |
1 |
| 547 |
You know the protocol. |
1.4286 |
0.20203 |
7 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
| 548 |
I think its time you consider stepping down |
1.4286 |
0.20203 |
7 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
| 549 |
Alright Doctor, just to clarify, I’ll be put in a maze and will navigate the pizza through sheer sense of smell? |
1.4286 |
0.20203 |
7 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
| 550 |
Woman: I thought you were working at Disneyland? |
1.4286 |
0.20203 |
7 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
| 551 |
Of course, they’re still going to kill you at the end of the experiment, but aren’t the lab coats cool? |
1.4286 |
0.20203 |
7 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
| 552 |
For a lab rat, you’re doing a pretty good job |
1.4286 |
0.29738 |
7 |
5 |
1 |
1 |
| 553 |
Yes doctor, I hid your dinner in the maze just the way you like it. |
1.4286 |
0.20203 |
14 |
10 |
2 |
2 |
| 554 |
Your office is just down the hall to the left, then right, then right again, then left, then right, then straight, then left, left again, then right... |
1.4286 |
0.29738 |
7 |
5 |
1 |
1 |
| 555 |
I tested these on the lab humans |
1.4286 |
0.20203 |
7 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
| 556 |
Well, it looks like we can stop testing on your nieces and nephews and move on to testing with MY nieces and nephews. |
1.4286 |
0.13725 |
14 |
8 |
6 |
0 |
| 557 |
I've always admired the way you worked your way up in the company. |
1.4286 |
0.20203 |
7 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
| 558 |
Hear me out... plant based cheese additive for today's busy house mouse. |
1.4286 |
0.20203 |
7 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
| 559 |
Good news, Dr. Mouse: Our study shows that the concept of a mouse in a lab coat is an inherently funny premise which requires no caption. Frankly, to add one would merely take away from the silliness and would probably kill the joke. Also, you have cancer. |
1.4286 |
0.29738 |
7 |
5 |
1 |
1 |
| 560 |
Well, that PhD diploma definitely changed you! |
1.4286 |
0.20203 |
7 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
| 561 |
Oh well oh well! Look who’s going to the science fair this year ! |
1.4286 |
0.29738 |
7 |
5 |
1 |
1 |
| 562 |
When I said I needed you in the lab, the isn’t exactly what I had in mind... |
1.4286 |
0.20203 |
7 |
4 |
3 |
0 |
| 563 |
Someone chewed all of our research. |
1.4167 |
0.14865 |
12 |
7 |
5 |
0 |
| 564 |
Welcome to the lab, I am going to give you a quick tour because this place can be like a maze. |
1.4167 |
0.14865 |
12 |
7 |
5 |
0 |
| 565 |
I really like the way this organization promotes from within. |
1.4167 |
0.14865 |
12 |
7 |
5 |
0 |
| 566 |
May I be so bold as to say your research is the cat's meow? |
1.4167 |
0.22891 |
12 |
9 |
1 |
2 |
| 567 |
I must say, sir, you are a remarkable rat success story. |
1.4167 |
0.19300 |
12 |
8 |
3 |
1 |
| 568 |
Really? I started out in the lab, too. |
1.4167 |
0.22891 |
12 |
9 |
1 |
2 |
| 569 |
Dr. Fauci, I know you're under pressure, but I think we should tell President Trump that the COVID vaccine might have some side effects. |
1.4167 |
0.19300 |
12 |
8 |
3 |
1 |
| 570 |
Wow, you really showed Darwin. |
1.4167 |
0.19300 |
12 |
8 |
3 |
1 |
| 571 |
There are new rules about including yourself in the lab experiments. |
1.4167 |
0.19300 |
12 |
8 |
3 |
1 |
| 572 |
We finally isolated the virus. It was a maze of possibilities. |
1.4167 |
0.14865 |
12 |
7 |
5 |
0 |
| 573 |
You say you’re ready for testing on humans. Can I see your lab notes. |
1.4167 |
0.19300 |
12 |
8 |
3 |
1 |
| 574 |
When they asked me if I was ok with working with lab rats, this is not what I imagined. |
1.4167 |
0.19300 |
12 |
8 |
3 |
1 |
| 575 |
Don't I know you from somewhere? |
1.4167 |
0.22891 |
12 |
9 |
1 |
2 |
| 576 |
My dissertation topic was “How to Solve a Maze”. |
1.4167 |
0.14865 |
12 |
7 |
5 |
0 |
| 577 |
Apologies, I meant to say, “lab subjects.” |
1.4167 |
0.22891 |
12 |
9 |
1 |
2 |
| 578 |
Yes the drug has some sidoffects. |
1.4167 |
0.14865 |
12 |
7 |
5 |
0 |
| 579 |
Interesting. Now let's see what the next vial does. |
1.4167 |
0.19300 |
12 |
8 |
3 |
1 |
| 580 |
So you found the lab rat room huh? |
1.4167 |
0.19300 |
12 |
8 |
3 |
1 |
| 581 |
CAN YA HEAR ME NOW? |
1.4167 |
0.19300 |
12 |
8 |
3 |
1 |
| 582 |
Have you opened the box yet, Dr. Schrödinger? |
1.4167 |
0.14865 |
12 |
7 |
5 |
0 |
| 583 |
Which one did you drink? |
1.4167 |
0.19300 |
12 |
8 |
3 |
1 |
| 584 |
I don’t know what to tell you, Sir. This was not one of the 897 side effects we’ve seen to date. |
1.4167 |
0.14865 |
12 |
7 |
5 |
0 |
| 585 |
Person, Woman, Man, Camera, T.V.- could you repeat that? |
1.4167 |
0.19300 |
12 |
8 |
3 |
1 |
| 586 |
The good news is you're off probation. The bad news is . . . |
1.4167 |
0.19300 |
12 |
8 |
3 |
1 |
| 587 |
Dr Faukly I understand this position was offered as part of the placebo settlement |
1.4167 |
0.14865 |
12 |
7 |
5 |
0 |
| 588 |
We'll be conducting experiments with mice today. I hope you won't be offended. |
1.4167 |
0.19300 |
12 |
8 |
3 |
1 |
| 589 |
We'll be together again soon, darling! I'm going to try the formula on myself. |
1.4167 |
0.14865 |
12 |
7 |
5 |
0 |
| 590 |
We'll definitely go with guinea pigs for next stage of the reaserch" |
1.4167 |
0.14865 |
12 |
7 |
5 |
0 |
| 591 |
But are you still afraid of cats? |
1.4167 |
0.14865 |
12 |
7 |
5 |
0 |
| 592 |
About last night— |
1.4167 |
0.19300 |
12 |
8 |
3 |
1 |
| 593 |
I’m sorry, you know that if you were Mickey I would. |
1.4167 |
0.19300 |
12 |
8 |
3 |
1 |
| 594 |
Let’s hope our next experiment is as successful as last one. |
1.4167 |
0.19300 |
12 |
8 |
3 |
1 |
| 595 |
No. I don’t see a conflict of interest. |
1.4167 |
0.14865 |
12 |
7 |
5 |
0 |
| 596 |
Do you ever get the funny feeling we’re being watched? |
1.4167 |
0.19300 |
12 |
8 |
3 |
1 |
| 597 |
Even Mighty Mouse is shifting careers during COVID |
1.4167 |
0.22891 |
12 |
9 |
1 |
2 |
| 598 |
Sorry, your cousin didn't survive the test. |
1.4118 |
0.14997 |
17 |
11 |
5 |
1 |
| 599 |
What you’re about to see might upset you, Claire. |
1.4118 |
0.14997 |
17 |
11 |
5 |
1 |
| 600 |
I guess my request for lab mice WAS somewhat ambiguous. |
1.4118 |
0.14997 |
17 |
11 |
5 |
1 |
| 601 |
So, this cheeseball project, how'd that get started? |
1.4118 |
0.14997 |
17 |
11 |
5 |
1 |
| 602 |
Dr. Fauci? Is that you? |
1.4118 |
0.17276 |
17 |
12 |
3 |
2 |
| 603 |
First, I want to say I’m glad we’ve put all that unpleasantness behind us... |
1.4118 |
0.12304 |
17 |
10 |
7 |
0 |
| 604 |
Well, the good news is you are now COVID-free and you no longer have to worry about expression wrinkles |
1.4000 |
0.22111 |
10 |
7 |
2 |
1 |
| 605 |
I'm sure you'll find this to be a mazing work environment. |
1.4000 |
0.16330 |
15 |
10 |
4 |
1 |
| 606 |
Your uncle was just in here yesterday. He asked about our comprehensive health plan albeit short term. |
1.4000 |
0.16330 |
10 |
6 |
4 |
0 |
| 607 |
Doctor, you seem off... did you get a haircut? |
1.4000 |
0.16330 |
10 |
6 |
4 |
0 |
| 608 |
The experimental hallucinogen has kicked in. |
1.4000 |
0.16330 |
10 |
6 |
4 |
0 |
| 609 |
The good news is your blood work is fine. The bad news is that it's not reversible. |
1.4000 |
0.22111 |
10 |
7 |
2 |
1 |
| 610 |
It’s very brave of you to try the vaccine on yourself, doctor... |
1.4000 |
0.16330 |
10 |
6 |
4 |
0 |
| 611 |
I’m not sure I am comfortable running the maze. |
1.4000 |
0.16330 |
10 |
6 |
4 |
0 |
| 612 |
The upside is that the vaccine works... |
1.4000 |
0.22111 |
10 |
7 |
2 |
1 |
| 613 |
Would you like to grab a fondue after work sometime? |
1.4000 |
0.22111 |
10 |
7 |
2 |
1 |
| 614 |
I'm so glad we started promoting from within |
1.4000 |
0.22111 |
10 |
7 |
2 |
1 |
| 615 |
If you want to write up our findings I'l give you a piece of cheese. |
1.4000 |
0.16330 |
10 |
6 |
4 |
0 |
| 616 |
I admire your expertise. |
1.4000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
4 |
0 |
1 |
| 617 |
No, sorry, I need a guinea pig. |
1.4000 |
0.16330 |
10 |
6 |
4 |
0 |
| 618 |
Did you try it on yourself? |
1.4000 |
0.16330 |
15 |
10 |
4 |
1 |
| 619 |
So now, the samples you see before you, are your parents." |
1.4000 |
0.16330 |
10 |
6 |
4 |
0 |
| 620 |
Did you know that in our lab we have switched from rats to lawyers |
1.4000 |
0.22111 |
10 |
7 |
2 |
1 |
| 621 |
Hmm...Lab cats?? Interesting thought doctor. |
1.4000 |
0.22111 |
10 |
7 |
2 |
1 |
| 622 |
Some of my best friends are mice. |
1.4000 |
0.22111 |
10 |
7 |
2 |
1 |
| 623 |
Not bad. It only took you four times to make it from the parking lot to the lab. |
1.4000 |
0.16330 |
10 |
6 |
4 |
0 |
| 624 |
Well, it's very nice that after participating in so many tests you're now one of us. |
1.4000 |
0.16330 |
10 |
6 |
4 |
0 |
| 625 |
You're completely revolutionizing our research here at Velveeta." |
1.4000 |
0.16330 |
10 |
6 |
4 |
0 |
| 626 |
The hallways in this building can be a little confusing but I’m sure you can figure them out. |
1.4000 |
0.16330 |
10 |
6 |
4 |
0 |
| 627 |
Thank you for agreeing to do our sensitivity training session today. |
1.4000 |
0.22111 |
10 |
7 |
2 |
1 |
| 628 |
I'm sorry, I don't date coworkers. Or giant mice in lab coats and pince-nez. |
1.4000 |
0.22111 |
10 |
7 |
2 |
1 |
| 629 |
It's true. Our study confirmed that the life expectancy of a lab rat is...one semester. |
1.4000 |
0.16330 |
15 |
10 |
4 |
1 |
| 630 |
I meant to say this experiment was Donald Duck, Sir. |
1.4000 |
0.22111 |
10 |
7 |
2 |
1 |
| 631 |
Recent data suggests over-identification with the test subjects. |
1.4000 |
0.22111 |
10 |
7 |
2 |
1 |
| 632 |
No sir, absolutely no animal testing. |
1.4000 |
0.22111 |
10 |
7 |
2 |
1 |
| 633 |
The good new is we got the funding for the study using humans. The bad news is that you can't dissect them at the end. |
1.4000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
4 |
0 |
1 |
| 634 |
I found your paper on "Finding the Cheese" amazing. |
1.4000 |
0.22111 |
10 |
7 |
2 |
1 |
| 635 |
Do all six thousand of your brothers and sisters look like you? |
1.4000 |
0.16330 |
10 |
6 |
4 |
0 |
| 636 |
So tell me about your brother who went into movies. |
1.4000 |
0.16330 |
10 |
6 |
4 |
0 |
| 637 |
Um, yes, I guess we could have humans run through the maze for this study. |
1.4000 |
0.22111 |
10 |
7 |
2 |
1 |
| 638 |
Of course our research is unbiased. Why do you ask? |
1.4000 |
0.22111 |
10 |
7 |
2 |
1 |
| 639 |
We thawed Walt. |
1.4000 |
0.16330 |
10 |
6 |
4 |
0 |
| 640 |
It’s just that you’re a little over-dressed for the maze. |
1.4000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
4 |
0 |
1 |
| 641 |
I think you know what happened last time we rushed |
1.4000 |
0.16330 |
15 |
10 |
4 |
1 |
| 642 |
Of course, sir, I am against experimenting with guinea pigs. |
1.4000 |
0.22111 |
10 |
7 |
2 |
1 |
| 643 |
Someone has pilfered our results. I smell a rat in the lab. |
1.4000 |
0.16330 |
10 |
6 |
4 |
0 |
| 644 |
Yes, I know your Uncle Mickey quite well. We were suite mates once. |
1.4000 |
0.22111 |
10 |
7 |
2 |
1 |
| 645 |
Do you have any ethical qualms about this study? |
1.4000 |
0.22111 |
10 |
7 |
2 |
1 |
| 646 |
I can't believe it's taken this long for members of the rodent community to assume positions of responsibility in the lab. |
1.4000 |
0.16330 |
10 |
6 |
4 |
0 |
| 647 |
Thanks for volunteering but all we have is small sized cages. |
1.4000 |
0.16330 |
10 |
6 |
4 |
0 |
| 648 |
I hear you're highly respected in your fields. |
1.4000 |
0.22111 |
10 |
7 |
2 |
1 |
| 649 |
You're wanted in the testing lab. |
1.4000 |
0.22111 |
10 |
7 |
2 |
1 |
| 650 |
Don't you think you have a conflict of interest? |
1.4000 |
0.16330 |
10 |
6 |
4 |
0 |
| 651 |
Yes, I heard there's great upward mobility in this lab. |
1.4000 |
0.16330 |
10 |
6 |
4 |
0 |
| 652 |
Yes, I suppose the results would be just as valid if we tested it on cats. |
1.4000 |
0.19024 |
15 |
11 |
2 |
2 |
| 653 |
Excuse me doctor, but you might want to consider recusing yourself from the next testing phase. |
1.4000 |
0.16330 |
10 |
6 |
4 |
0 |
| 654 |
That species diversity training yesterday was an eye opener. I never realized what a maze you had to negotiate to get here. |
1.4000 |
0.22111 |
10 |
7 |
2 |
1 |
| 655 |
What's up Pussycat? |
1.4000 |
0.22111 |
10 |
7 |
2 |
1 |
| 656 |
Did you notice any unusual effect from the vaccine? |
1.4000 |
0.16330 |
10 |
6 |
4 |
0 |
| 657 |
My research leads me to a complex descriptive solution. Dr. Earhart, what do your instincts conclude? |
1.4000 |
0.16330 |
15 |
10 |
4 |
1 |
| 658 |
Didn’t you use to work here? |
1.4000 |
0.16330 |
15 |
10 |
4 |
1 |
| 659 |
Hey! It looks like you weren’t in the placebo group. |
1.4000 |
0.16330 |
15 |
10 |
4 |
1 |
| 660 |
I’m concerned that you’re becoming too attached to the test subjects. |
1.4000 |
0.16330 |
10 |
6 |
4 |
0 |
| 661 |
Doctor, I think patients’ negative reaction to you may be something more than ‘white coat syndrome.’ |
1.4000 |
0.16330 |
10 |
6 |
4 |
0 |
| 662 |
I'm sorry but my thesis was about doing research on mice NOT working with mice! |
1.4000 |
0.16330 |
15 |
10 |
4 |
1 |
| 663 |
We need to go over this purchase order for "cats, lots of cats." |
1.4000 |
0.13093 |
15 |
9 |
6 |
0 |
| 664 |
Frankly, on you I like the side effects. |
1.4000 |
0.22111 |
10 |
7 |
2 |
1 |
| 665 |
We may have to pause phase three. |
1.4000 |
0.22111 |
10 |
7 |
2 |
1 |
| 666 |
Doctor, apparently you did not get the placebo. |
1.4000 |
0.22111 |
10 |
7 |
2 |
1 |
| 667 |
-but do you have thumbs? |
1.4000 |
0.22111 |
10 |
7 |
2 |
1 |
| 668 |
Your findings continue to gnaw at me. |
1.4000 |
0.16330 |
10 |
6 |
4 |
0 |
| 669 |
Forgive me, Dr. Katz. You look different than I was expecting. |
1.4000 |
0.16330 |
10 |
6 |
4 |
0 |
| 670 |
What, you've never seen a female scientist? |
1.4000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
4 |
0 |
1 |
| 671 |
Excuse me Dr. E. Ars? Can you point me to the Maze room. I seem to be lost! |
1.4000 |
0.16330 |
10 |
6 |
4 |
0 |
| 672 |
And you will be in charge of human trials. |
1.4000 |
0.16330 |
10 |
6 |
4 |
0 |
| 673 |
You're a bit overqualified for this experiment. |
1.4000 |
0.16330 |
10 |
6 |
4 |
0 |
| 674 |
The lab...er, rats...are ready when you are, Sir. |
1.4000 |
0.16330 |
15 |
10 |
4 |
1 |
| 675 |
Nice of you to volunteer for the vaccine trial. |
1.4000 |
0.16330 |
10 |
6 |
4 |
0 |
| 676 |
You do realize you were in the control group... |
1.4000 |
0.16330 |
15 |
10 |
4 |
1 |
| 677 |
If we are doing role reversals, I guess I should go get in a cage. |
1.4000 |
0.22111 |
10 |
7 |
2 |
1 |
| 678 |
Try me |
1.4000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
4 |
0 |
1 |
| 679 |
The president was so impressed with your results in the maze that he’d like you to serve as an advisor on the Coronavirus Task Force. Congratulations! |
1.4000 |
0.22111 |
10 |
7 |
2 |
1 |
| 680 |
It ended well for you, no? |
1.4000 |
0.16330 |
15 |
10 |
4 |
1 |
| 681 |
Have you heard the news lately?” @newyorkerma |
1.4000 |
0.22111 |
10 |
7 |
2 |
1 |
| 682 |
I’d like to apologize for the incident last week. All our janitorial staff have now been informed to avoid the term “squeaky clean”. |
1.4000 |
0.16330 |
10 |
6 |
4 |
0 |
| 683 |
So, are you ready to find out who moved your cheese? |
1.4000 |
0.16330 |
15 |
10 |
4 |
1 |
| 684 |
Oh... Bob. I see you’ve completed the Exponential Growth Experiment.” |
1.4000 |
0.16330 |
10 |
6 |
4 |
0 |
| 685 |
Where are my kids, Sandra? |
1.4000 |
0.22111 |
10 |
7 |
2 |
1 |
| 686 |
‘It’s about your Mom’ |
1.4000 |
0.16330 |
10 |
6 |
4 |
0 |
| 687 |
From the test results yes, humans still think they own the planet |
1.4000 |
0.16330 |
10 |
6 |
4 |
0 |
| 688 |
So we will be injecting humans this time if that is okay?” |
1.4000 |
0.22111 |
10 |
7 |
2 |
1 |
| 689 |
Noticed any side effects ? |
1.4000 |
0.22111 |
10 |
7 |
2 |
1 |
| 690 |
Your study is conclusive, Mr. Squeakers. There is definitely more than one way to skin a cat. |
1.4000 |
0.16330 |
10 |
6 |
4 |
0 |
| 691 |
Legally, it means they can say it’s tested by, not on animals. It’s a marketing thing. |
1.4000 |
0.16330 |
10 |
6 |
4 |
0 |
| 692 |
The economy is open; your swab results are in. Good news: you’re back on the rat race. Bad news: you’re back on the rat race. |
1.4000 |
0.40000 |
5 |
4 |
0 |
1 |
| 693 |
Sir, I don’t want to be rude but I think there is a side effect with that experiment. |
1.4000 |
0.16330 |
10 |
6 |
4 |
0 |
| 694 |
You know, I’ve always mentioned how I thought we should have used different test subjects... |
1.4000 |
0.22111 |
10 |
7 |
2 |
1 |
| 695 |
Excuse me, no Women allowed in here |
1.4000 |
0.16330 |
10 |
6 |
4 |
0 |
| 696 |
Yes Ma’am. Tested it myself. |
1.4000 |
0.16330 |
10 |
6 |
4 |
0 |
| 697 |
Sir, not sure if you’ve notice, but it does look like the new vaccine does come with a minor side effect. |
1.4000 |
0.16330 |
10 |
6 |
4 |
0 |
| 698 |
We should’ve cross bred lab rats and scientists a long time ago! Way more efficient. |
1.4000 |
0.16330 |
10 |
6 |
4 |
0 |
| 699 |
I’m putting my foot down. NO cat scans! |
1.4000 |
0.16330 |
10 |
6 |
4 |
0 |
| 700 |
We welcome the unique perspective you bring to our testing process |
1.4000 |
0.16330 |
10 |
6 |
4 |
0 |
| 701 |
"I can assure that our lab is entirely rodent free." |
1.3846 |
0.18040 |
13 |
9 |
3 |
1 |
| 702 |
I can confirm, that batch is LSD. |
1.3846 |
0.18040 |
13 |
9 |
3 |
1 |
| 703 |
It's an honor to work with the most successful product of our program. |
1.3846 |
0.14044 |
13 |
8 |
5 |
0 |
| 704 |
''I was bitten by a radioactive mouse.'' |
1.3846 |
0.18040 |
13 |
9 |
3 |
1 |
| 705 |
Oh, Mr. Sulu - not another transporter malfunction! |
1.3846 |
0.14044 |
13 |
8 |
5 |
0 |
| 706 |
Welcome back 24601, honestly, we never thought our experimental injections would produce such remarkable results. After you settle in, I'll take you to your lab where we'll start the Human Trials. |
1.3846 |
0.14044 |
13 |
8 |
5 |
0 |
| 707 |
I've asked around. We don't know who moved your cheese. |
1.3846 |
0.18040 |
13 |
9 |
3 |
1 |
| 708 |
It seems we're out cheese for the lab rats again. |
1.3846 |
0.14044 |
13 |
8 |
5 |
0 |
| 709 |
And then he just started spanking his pecker like it was going out of style. Camera on, mic on, everything. Just ferociously stroking his cock. The cock? Nothing special, bigger than my mouse dick though. Anyways, we still on for drinks after this? |
1.3846 |
0.18040 |
13 |
9 |
3 |
1 |
| 710 |
Any trouble finding us? |
1.3846 |
0.18040 |
13 |
9 |
3 |
1 |
| 711 |
So if you pee in a cup, is that a murine sample? |
1.3846 |
0.21299 |
13 |
10 |
1 |
2 |
| 712 |
Sir, I need to check one piece of data. Would you mind getting into the maze again? |
1.3846 |
0.14044 |
13 |
8 |
5 |
0 |
| 713 |
We provide a maze-free environment. |
1.3846 |
0.18040 |
13 |
9 |
3 |
1 |
| 714 |
Welcome to our lab Harold. It's so mice to neet you! |
1.3846 |
0.18040 |
13 |
9 |
3 |
1 |
| 715 |
Sorry I am late. This office building is like a maze. |
1.3846 |
0.14044 |
13 |
8 |
5 |
0 |
| 716 |
Tests indicate it's safe for humans. Now we can start testing on mice. |
1.3846 |
0.18040 |
13 |
9 |
3 |
1 |
| 717 |
I've always thought of myself as a lab rat too! |
1.3846 |
0.18040 |
13 |
9 |
3 |
1 |
| 718 |
It’s gratifying to see the career development program finally paying off. |
1.3846 |
0.21299 |
13 |
10 |
1 |
2 |
| 719 |
Yes, I have noticed some changes since you tested our new drug on yourself. |
1.3846 |
0.14044 |
13 |
8 |
5 |
0 |
| 720 |
I am sorry but I don't date members of the control group. |
1.3846 |
0.21299 |
13 |
10 |
1 |
2 |
| 721 |
Actually, there is something I need to tell you about your human- mouse hybrid DNA project... |
1.3846 |
0.14044 |
13 |
8 |
5 |
0 |
| 722 |
Unfortunately, all the ... little critters died. |
1.3846 |
0.18040 |
13 |
9 |
3 |
1 |
| 723 |
The Gorgonzola did cure Covid-19. |
1.3846 |
0.18040 |
13 |
9 |
3 |
1 |
| 724 |
The job doesn't change you so much as it reveals who you are.. |
1.3846 |
0.21299 |
13 |
10 |
1 |
2 |
| 725 |
Well, it's very kind of you to ask, but when I was a young girl I kind of made a promise to myself to never date a half-man, half-rodent" |
1.3846 |
0.14044 |
13 |
8 |
5 |
0 |
| 726 |
It’s a total rat race out there, but I don’t have to tell you that. |
1.3846 |
0.18040 |
13 |
9 |
3 |
1 |
| 727 |
‘The humans are ready for testing’ |
1.3846 |
0.21299 |
13 |
10 |
1 |
2 |
| 728 |
It will be different testing this on myself for a change. |
1.3846 |
0.18040 |
13 |
9 |
3 |
1 |
| 729 |
I was appointed by President Trump. |
1.3846 |
0.14044 |
13 |
8 |
5 |
0 |
| 730 |
Thank you for this opportunity. Sorry about your friends. |
1.3846 |
0.18040 |
13 |
9 |
3 |
1 |
| 731 |
And as for the experiments we’ve done so far...don’t worry, it’s nobody you knew. |
1.3846 |
0.18040 |
13 |
9 |
3 |
1 |
| 732 |
Yeah...so you’re not going to like the next stage of testing. |
1.3750 |
0.26305 |
8 |
6 |
1 |
1 |
| 733 |
Don't you ever wonder why cheese makes you salivate? |
1.3750 |
0.18298 |
8 |
5 |
3 |
0 |
| 734 |
Someday I'd really like to pick your brain. |
1.3750 |
0.18298 |
8 |
5 |
3 |
0 |
| 735 |
Now for some actual guinea pig DNA. |
1.3750 |
0.18298 |
8 |
5 |
3 |
0 |
| 736 |
We've perfected the growth serum, haven't we Dr. Little? |
1.3750 |
0.15478 |
16 |
11 |
4 |
1 |
| 737 |
The first day can be pretty rough. It’s easy to get lost in this maze. |
1.3750 |
0.18298 |
8 |
5 |
3 |
0 |
| 738 |
Thanks for your report. Before you go back to your office, how about a little snack I prepared - uh - just for you? |
1.3750 |
0.26305 |
8 |
6 |
1 |
1 |
| 739 |
Yes it is a bit of a maze around here. |
1.3750 |
0.26305 |
8 |
6 |
1 |
1 |
| 740 |
Have you noticed any side effects? |
1.3750 |
0.18298 |
8 |
5 |
3 |
0 |
| 741 |
Why yes, I believe I did conduct research on your siblings! |
1.3750 |
0.18298 |
8 |
5 |
3 |
0 |
| 742 |
So we'll test it in humans, and if it's safe, we can give it to rats? |
1.3750 |
0.26305 |
8 |
6 |
1 |
1 |
| 743 |
I'm a bit of a lab rat,myself. |
1.3750 |
0.26305 |
8 |
6 |
1 |
1 |
| 744 |
I love participatory research. |
1.3750 |
0.18298 |
8 |
5 |
3 |
0 |
| 745 |
I think our best bet is to again apply for the Disney Foundation grant. |
1.3750 |
0.26305 |
8 |
6 |
1 |
1 |
| 746 |
Dr. Fauci, love the mask! Definitely Militia-proof. |
1.3750 |
0.26305 |
8 |
6 |
1 |
1 |
| 747 |
Sir, your experiments have truly been transformative! |
1.3750 |
0.18298 |
8 |
5 |
3 |
0 |
| 748 |
Yes Smith. You were right. Drinking mouse urine does have an effec! |
1.3750 |
0.26305 |
8 |
6 |
1 |
1 |
| 749 |
Yes, you got the Nobel Prize but.... |
1.3750 |
0.26305 |
8 |
6 |
1 |
1 |
| 750 |
Sorry — I never date someone I'm about to dissect. |
1.3750 |
0.18298 |
8 |
5 |
3 |
0 |
| 751 |
Alright, you made it through the first maze. Now let’s see how you navigate sexual harassment in the work place. |
1.3750 |
0.18298 |
8 |
5 |
3 |
0 |
| 752 |
According to my records, you were in the control group. |
1.3750 |
0.18298 |
8 |
5 |
3 |
0 |
| 753 |
And to think, you started here by running around in that little maze. |
1.3750 |
0.18298 |
8 |
5 |
3 |
0 |
| 754 |
I HOPE THAT THERE WILL BE NO MORE ACCIDENTAL SWALLOWINGS OF EXPERIMENTAL POTIONS, MR. HYDE-RATT. |
1.3750 |
0.26305 |
8 |
6 |
1 |
1 |
| 755 |
And I want to thank your entire family. We couldn’t have done it without their sacrifices. |
1.3750 |
0.18298 |
8 |
5 |
3 |
0 |
| 756 |
How goes the reverse trial ? |
1.3750 |
0.18298 |
8 |
5 |
3 |
0 |
| 757 |
Myxomatosis is certainly a problem but the contract definitely says Covid-19. |
1.3750 |
0.26305 |
8 |
6 |
1 |
1 |
| 758 |
We are so happy to have someone with your experience. |
1.3750 |
0.18298 |
8 |
5 |
3 |
0 |
| 759 |
Or we could use Guinea pigs. |
1.3750 |
0.18298 |
8 |
5 |
3 |
0 |
| 760 |
Part of me feels like I’ve built a better, uhm, you know, trap. |
1.3750 |
0.18298 |
8 |
5 |
3 |
0 |
| 761 |
Drink these, and you'll either return to a human, or grow six hairy testicles on your back. |
1.3750 |
0.18298 |
8 |
5 |
3 |
0 |
| 762 |
I have concocted a potion that will cause a person to become promiscuous when introduced to a drink. With your permission, I'd like to call it a Micky |
1.3750 |
0.18298 |
8 |
5 |
3 |
0 |
| 763 |
Gee Mr. Pence, did you grow those ears so you can hear the science for a change? |
1.3750 |
0.26305 |
8 |
6 |
1 |
1 |
| 764 |
Well, as they say, you've built a better mouse trap. |
1.3750 |
0.26305 |
8 |
6 |
1 |
1 |
| 765 |
You have come a long way since we did the Pavlov test on you |
1.3750 |
0.26305 |
8 |
6 |
1 |
1 |
| 766 |
When you are done for the day, exit through the maze that begins at the door behind you. |
1.3750 |
0.26305 |
8 |
6 |
1 |
1 |
| 767 |
The good news is not all your rats have abandoned ship.The bad news is you let too many rats drown and your ship is sinking. |
1.3750 |
0.18298 |
8 |
5 |
3 |
0 |
| 768 |
It turned out to be a bit more earie than we thought. |
1.3750 |
0.26305 |
8 |
6 |
1 |
1 |
| 769 |
Yes, we can name this procedure after you cousin Mickey. |
1.3750 |
0.26305 |
8 |
6 |
1 |
1 |
| 770 |
Michael? Mice to meet you! Sorry-- too cheesy? |
1.3750 |
0.26305 |
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| 771 |
Professor, I'm sorry your experiment wasn't a complete success, but that's no reason to squeak at me. |
1.3750 |
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6 |
1 |
1 |
| 772 |
How do you feel about more animal tests? |
1.3750 |
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1 |
1 |
| 773 |
It's helpful to have someone who knows their way around a lab |
1.3750 |
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| 774 |
It works in people, but we're trying to find out if the effect is the same in mice. |
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3 |
0 |
| 775 |
It's an honor to work with a graduate of the program. |
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3 |
0 |
| 776 |
No. No. Nothing's wrong. It's just that... I wasn't expecting you to become our Director. |
1.3750 |
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1 |
| 777 |
So to be clear, in this parallel universe, i am actually the same size as a lab "rat", i mean lab "scientist"? |
1.3750 |
0.18298 |
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| 778 |
But I don't want to be a mouse |
1.3750 |
0.18298 |
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5 |
3 |
0 |
| 779 |
Thanks for coming in Jason. Remember those placebos we gave you? |
1.3750 |
0.18298 |
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5 |
3 |
0 |
| 780 |
We appreciate your visit from the lab, but we need IDENTIFICATION, not RODENTIFICATION |
1.3750 |
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5 |
3 |
0 |
| 781 |
Well it might be difficult to utilize cheese in all our experiments. |
1.3750 |
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1 |
1 |
| 782 |
It's always so inspiring when a patient becomes a doctor. |
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0 |
| 783 |
Yes, Jerry, I'm sorry about Tom's remark. "Building a better mousetrap" is culturally insensitive. |
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1 |
| 784 |
I apologize for the family members you lost because we tested stuff that was just too f(*&ing obvious. |
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0 |
| 785 |
Nice touch with the tie and the glasses, but I see through your pink little lies |
1.3750 |
0.18298 |
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5 |
3 |
0 |
| 786 |
So how much will you pay me to be an experimental subject? |
1.3750 |
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1 |
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| 787 |
You are the result of a cross species lab experiment. Now go back to your cage please. |
1.3750 |
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5 |
3 |
0 |
| 788 |
Happy to report I've successfully either shrunk myself or grown you |
1.3750 |
0.18298 |
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3 |
0 |
| 789 |
It was your dedication to navigate past the dead ends, twists, and turns it made this discovery possible. |
1.3750 |
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3 |
0 |
| 790 |
I'm sorry. The guidelines for the participation of rodents in laboratory experiments have fairly strict parameters. |
1.3750 |
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3 |
0 |
| 791 |
It’s such a pleasure to work with a former test subject. |
1.3750 |
0.18298 |
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5 |
3 |
0 |
| 792 |
I think you'll like "The Fly". |
1.3750 |
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3 |
0 |
| 793 |
It's cheaper than experimenting with cheese and cocaine. |
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1 |
| 794 |
Yes, and per management's settlement proposal, all future lab testing will be on the company lawyers. |
1.3750 |
0.18298 |
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5 |
3 |
0 |
| 795 |
And people call me a lab rat! |
1.3750 |
0.18298 |
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5 |
3 |
0 |
| 796 |
Hmmm! I see you are not on the placebo! |
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6 |
1 |
1 |
| 797 |
First one through the maze buys lunch |
1.3750 |
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5 |
3 |
0 |
| 798 |
Did you hear about Sills? |
1.3750 |
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6 |
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1 |
| 799 |
Of course we need to test it on humans first so we know it's safe to give to mice. |
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3 |
0 |
| 800 |
The bad news is that you didn't get the placebo Doctor. The good news is that Walmart has a special on cheese. |
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0.18298 |
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5 |
3 |
0 |
| 801 |
Have you been eating the lab chow again? |
1.3750 |
0.18298 |
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5 |
3 |
0 |
| 802 |
I take it you plan be in charge of selecting test subjects? |
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5 |
3 |
0 |
| 803 |
Doctor,your vaccine is ready. Which arm will it be this time? |
1.3750 |
0.18298 |
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5 |
3 |
0 |
| 804 |
There seems to be a funny side effect to the new vaccine. |
1.3750 |
0.18298 |
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5 |
3 |
0 |
| 805 |
I'm afraid you have outgrown your usefulness. |
1.3750 |
0.18298 |
8 |
5 |
3 |
0 |
| 806 |
So; what your answer? I’m all ears! |
1.3750 |
0.18298 |
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5 |
3 |
0 |
| 807 |
Now let's find out if the antidote works as well |
1.3750 |
0.17970 |
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12 |
2 |
2 |
| 808 |
So,you'd like to be a lab rat? |
1.3750 |
0.18298 |
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5 |
3 |
0 |
| 809 |
Make sure every subject receives the placebo. |
1.3750 |
0.18298 |
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5 |
3 |
0 |
| 810 |
I can't help but notice you've taken lab work home, Dr. Wilson. |
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5 |
3 |
0 |
| 811 |
Yes, but; you can’t let your personal history shade the science |
1.3750 |
0.26305 |
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6 |
1 |
1 |
| 812 |
You've come a long way since you ran the maze for us! |
1.3750 |
0.18298 |
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5 |
3 |
0 |
| 813 |
Well, Dr. Fauci, you obviously did not get the placebo. |
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6 |
1 |
1 |
| 814 |
Sir, we think it's cheddar - but it could be a trap. |
1.3750 |
0.26305 |
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6 |
1 |
1 |
| 815 |
Did I come from one of those? |
1.3750 |
0.26305 |
8 |
6 |
1 |
1 |
| 816 |
Laboratory, not labyrinth. |
1.3750 |
0.18298 |
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5 |
3 |
0 |
| 817 |
I think you may have misunderstood my request for a lab mouse. |
1.3750 |
0.18298 |
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5 |
3 |
0 |
| 818 |
I never moved your cheese. |
1.3750 |
0.18298 |
8 |
5 |
3 |
0 |
| 819 |
Rats! I've forgotten which one has the placebo. |
1.3750 |
0.26305 |
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6 |
1 |
1 |
| 820 |
The formula worked, professor. I now look and feel like a real woman. |
1.3750 |
0.18298 |
8 |
5 |
3 |
0 |
| 821 |
You weren't supposed to eat the lab ratatouille. |
1.3750 |
0.18298 |
8 |
5 |
3 |
0 |
| 822 |
I just don't understand why we're testing it on cats. |
1.3750 |
0.18298 |
8 |
5 |
3 |
0 |
| 823 |
I assume the cat's away. |
1.3750 |
0.18298 |
8 |
5 |
3 |
0 |
| 824 |
You're not the kind of lab rat we usually get |
1.3750 |
0.18298 |
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5 |
3 |
0 |
| 825 |
I'm sorry, Doctor, but it's a slippery slope. 'If you give a mouse a
lab key, he's going to ask for a flask of colloidal calcium phosphate.' |
1.3750 |
0.26305 |
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6 |
1 |
1 |
| 826 |
I heard about your promotion. No hard feelings right? |
1.3750 |
0.18298 |
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5 |
3 |
0 |
| 827 |
I'm so excited, sir, that you have joined the group. You will provide a new level of expertise to our research. |
1.3750 |
0.18298 |
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5 |
3 |
0 |
| 828 |
You're telling me that you have 754 Mice-Human babies in those test tubes??? What were you thinking??? |
1.3750 |
0.18298 |
8 |
5 |
3 |
0 |
| 829 |
Did I hear you say, "This how you got your start?' |
1.3750 |
0.18298 |
8 |
5 |
3 |
0 |
| 830 |
Your escape from the maze is legendary. |
1.3750 |
0.18298 |
8 |
5 |
3 |
0 |
| 831 |
I understand your point but we can’t allow you to experiment on human subjects. |
1.3750 |
0.26305 |
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6 |
1 |
1 |
| 832 |
I'm sorry Mike. It's in your job description. |
1.3750 |
0.26305 |
8 |
6 |
1 |
1 |
| 833 |
Just to be clear, I never liked the term ‘lab rats.’ |
1.3750 |
0.26305 |
8 |
6 |
1 |
1 |
| 834 |
I tested all the samples, professor, and I'll say, I can hardly feel my tail anymore! |
1.3750 |
0.18298 |
8 |
5 |
3 |
0 |
| 835 |
Okay, but I refuse to list the fruit flies as co-authors. |
1.3750 |
0.18298 |
8 |
5 |
3 |
0 |
| 836 |
I love your chutzpah. |
1.3750 |
0.18298 |
8 |
5 |
3 |
0 |
| 837 |
The side-effects are manageable, Doctor, but sometimes I miss my tail. |
1.3750 |
0.18298 |
8 |
5 |
3 |
0 |
| 838 |
It's so good to have an interpreter! |
1.3750 |
0.18298 |
8 |
5 |
3 |
0 |
| 839 |
It seems "erections lasting longer than 4 hours" wasn't the worst side-effect |
1.3750 |
0.26305 |
8 |
6 |
1 |
1 |
| 840 |
Wow, you give new meaning to the term "lab rat." |
1.3750 |
0.26305 |
8 |
6 |
1 |
1 |
| 841 |
The cat wanted to play but said you were missing.. |
1.3750 |
0.18298 |
8 |
5 |
3 |
0 |
| 842 |
It's so nice to work with someone with a lot of lab experience. |
1.3750 |
0.18298 |
8 |
5 |
3 |
0 |
| 843 |
I started out washing test tubes. You? |
1.3750 |
0.18298 |
8 |
5 |
3 |
0 |
| 844 |
It really will be a better mousetrap, really. |
1.3750 |
0.18298 |
8 |
5 |
3 |
0 |
| 845 |
Yes, I know it's unusual to see a woman in this field. |
1.3750 |
0.26305 |
8 |
6 |
1 |
1 |
| 846 |
No need to worry. Your kids came through the testing just fine. |
1.3750 |
0.18298 |
8 |
5 |
3 |
0 |
| 847 |
And I thought 2020 couldn't get any weirder. |
1.3750 |
0.26305 |
8 |
6 |
1 |
1 |
| 848 |
They're all placebos - we don't want the people to panic. |
1.3750 |
0.26305 |
8 |
6 |
1 |
1 |
| 849 |
Didn't you agree not to test the drug only on the mice! |
1.3750 |
0.18298 |
8 |
5 |
3 |
0 |
| 850 |
With what we learn from our experiments, we're confident that we'll be able to build a better . . . you know. |
1.3750 |
0.18298 |
8 |
5 |
3 |
0 |
| 851 |
Okay, one little side effect, but has the coughing stopped? |
1.3750 |
0.18298 |
8 |
5 |
3 |
0 |
| 852 |
Well, they did offer me a job in testing, but really, have you seen those guys? They’re such a bunch of lab ra.., oh, sorry... |
1.3750 |
0.26305 |
8 |
6 |
1 |
1 |
| 853 |
Sorry Tom, I think I gave you the wrong vial. |
1.3750 |
0.18298 |
8 |
5 |
3 |
0 |
| 854 |
No, you're right, we'll start with the human trials |
1.3750 |
0.18298 |
8 |
5 |
3 |
0 |
| 855 |
When you return to your office, Doctor, please be sure to keep an eye out for the cat. |
1.3750 |
0.18298 |
8 |
5 |
3 |
0 |
| 856 |
Eek! A consultant! |
1.3750 |
0.18298 |
8 |
5 |
3 |
0 |
| 857 |
Ok, now that we know it works on humans, we can test on the mice. |
1.3750 |
0.26305 |
8 |
6 |
1 |
1 |
| 858 |
Good news...Vaccine compliance amongst lab mice is nearly 100% |
1.3750 |
0.26305 |
8 |
6 |
1 |
1 |
| 859 |
and the student becomes the master |
1.3750 |
0.26305 |
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6 |
1 |
1 |
| 860 |
I’m glad you haven’t noticed any side effects. |
1.3750 |
0.18298 |
8 |
5 |
3 |
0 |
| 861 |
Don't worry. Our products have been tested on humans. |
1.3750 |
0.18298 |
8 |
5 |
3 |
0 |
| 862 |
The lab humans are saying they never signed the consent form. |
1.3750 |
0.18298 |
8 |
5 |
3 |
0 |
| 863 |
By the way, congratulations on the promotion. |
1.3750 |
0.18298 |
8 |
5 |
3 |
0 |
| 864 |
You find us ok? The parking lot's a maze. |
1.3750 |
0.18298 |
8 |
5 |
3 |
0 |
| 865 |
I like your tie Stewart. |
1.3750 |
0.26305 |
8 |
6 |
1 |
1 |
| 866 |
I thought I did well in the maze. What did you think? |
1.3750 |
0.18298 |
8 |
5 |
3 |
0 |
| 867 |
Bob, some of the transformation serum ended up in your coffee.” |
1.3750 |
0.26305 |
8 |
6 |
1 |
1 |
| 868 |
Finally– cheesium. |
1.3750 |
0.26305 |
8 |
6 |
1 |
1 |
| 869 |
I feel like there’s real chemistry between us, Algernon. |
1.3750 |
0.18298 |
8 |
5 |
3 |
0 |
| 870 |
Why are you looking at me? You're the human. Go test it on you. |
1.3750 |
0.18298 |
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5 |
3 |
0 |
| 871 |
I thought you said I’d be getting the injections tomorrow, sir...today I’m leaving right at 5 to get my lip waxed |
1.3750 |
0.12500 |
16 |
10 |
6 |
0 |
| 872 |
Hello Dr Mousey, the humans would like to know how far the vaccine is from being available? |
1.3750 |
0.18298 |
8 |
5 |
3 |
0 |
| 873 |
Day 3 of the experiment: Anna the lab human is starting to believe she is a scientist. |
1.3750 |
0.18298 |
8 |
5 |
3 |
0 |
| 874 |
I was told there was going to be three of you for the blind test. |
1.3750 |
0.18298 |
8 |
5 |
3 |
0 |
| 875 |
The gorgonzola sample yielded the highest flavor output-just as you hypothesized. |
1.3750 |
0.26305 |
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6 |
1 |
1 |
| 876 |
I've come up with a novel methodology: I call it a 'maze.' |
1.3750 |
0.26305 |
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6 |
1 |
1 |
| 877 |
I’ll ask again. You’re SURE you didn’t test this on yourself? |
1.3750 |
0.18298 |
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5 |
3 |
0 |
| 878 |
Your credentials are sound, but I fear you’ll face ethical dilemmas the moment you start working here. |
1.3750 |
0.18298 |
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5 |
3 |
0 |
| 879 |
The results are back and it’s worse than we thought. Velveeta cheese is NOT real cheese. You have my thoughts and prayers. |
1.3750 |
0.18298 |
8 |
5 |
3 |
0 |
| 880 |
You’re not you when you’re hungry” |
1.3750 |
0.26305 |
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6 |
1 |
1 |
| 881 |
I see you’ve worked your tail off |
1.3750 |
0.18298 |
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5 |
3 |
0 |
| 882 |
I'm sorry, doctor. We couldn't save your family. But we got some incredible data! |
1.3750 |
0.18298 |
8 |
5 |
3 |
0 |
| 883 |
First in the family to make it to the end of the maze... all to work in a lab with no windows |
1.3750 |
0.18298 |
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5 |
3 |
0 |
| 884 |
I have more experience with maze experiments, but I’ll figure it out. |
1.3750 |
0.26305 |
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6 |
1 |
1 |
| 885 |
Sheila felt uneasy now that the lab rat had been promoted to her boss |
1.3750 |
0.26305 |
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6 |
1 |
1 |
| 886 |
Sorry sir, I realize lab rat isn’t the proper nomenclature. |
1.3750 |
0.18298 |
8 |
5 |
3 |
0 |
| 887 |
No cosplay in the office. |
1.3750 |
0.26305 |
8 |
6 |
1 |
1 |
| 888 |
You were right. |
1.3750 |
0.18298 |
8 |
5 |
3 |
0 |
| 889 |
Its an honour to be a part of your team, Dr. Mouse. When they asked, "Will you be comfortable with animal testing?", this isn't exactly what I had in mind. |
1.3750 |
0.18298 |
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5 |
3 |
0 |
| 890 |
How was I to know there was a mouse in there. I was looking for flys. |
1.3750 |
0.18298 |
8 |
5 |
3 |
0 |
| 891 |
I really appreciate you cutting a hole in the back of these pants |
1.3750 |
0.18298 |
8 |
5 |
3 |
0 |
| 892 |
You were in the first round of trials? |
1.3750 |
0.18298 |
8 |
5 |
3 |
0 |
| 893 |
Do you identify yourself as a mouse or a rat? |
1.3750 |
0.18298 |
8 |
5 |
3 |
0 |
| 894 |
So COVID 19 treatment testing seems to be going well... |
1.3750 |
0.26305 |
8 |
6 |
1 |
1 |
| 895 |
My jacket is ill-fitting |
1.3750 |
0.26305 |
8 |
6 |
1 |
1 |
| 896 |
You’re awfully eager to start the cat trials |
1.3750 |
0.18298 |
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5 |
3 |
0 |
| 897 |
I’m so sorry Algernon, I had no idea that they were your cousins. They didn’t suffer though. |
1.3750 |
0.26305 |
8 |
6 |
1 |
1 |
| 898 |
Lab Rats Matter, Karen. |
1.3750 |
0.17970 |
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12 |
2 |
2 |
| 899 |
The mouse transformation is a manageable side effect. Let the president know the vaccine will be ready by the election |
1.3750 |
0.18298 |
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5 |
3 |
0 |
| 900 |
Well well well, if it isn't the rodent who's fucking my wife |
1.3750 |
0.18298 |
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5 |
3 |
0 |
| 901 |
And this is our mickeyscope, ahem, sorry, I meant microscope. |
1.3750 |
0.18298 |
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5 |
3 |
0 |
| 902 |
Run me through this test again. |
1.3750 |
0.15478 |
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11 |
4 |
1 |
| 903 |
@mar_ly_rose “Oh hey Greg, hows the behavioral research diagnostic on the speed of SARS-CoV-2 among Homo sapiens going?”, “Well Linda, it’s going great for the mice!” |
1.3750 |
0.18298 |
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5 |
3 |
0 |
| 904 |
Did I say dissection? I meant dissertation, we’d love to look at your dissertation. |
1.3750 |
0.12500 |
16 |
10 |
6 |
0 |
| 905 |
Don’t blame me! You’re the one who had to try one more mouse experiment. |
1.3636 |
0.20328 |
11 |
8 |
2 |
1 |
| 906 |
We admire your enthusiasm, but we just need you as the subject again. |
1.3636 |
0.20328 |
11 |
8 |
2 |
1 |
| 907 |
Our maze research staff has been redirected to the White House’s experimental COVID-19 testing program. |
1.3636 |
0.15212 |
11 |
7 |
4 |
0 |
| 908 |
Guinea pigs is what I said... |
1.3636 |
0.20328 |
11 |
8 |
2 |
1 |
| 909 |
Great news! We can reverse the side effects of your COVID vaccine inoculation! |
1.3636 |
0.20328 |
11 |
8 |
2 |
1 |
| 910 |
I assure you, all the testing in this lab will be done on humans. |
1.3636 |
0.20328 |
11 |
8 |
2 |
1 |
| 911 |
Do we have some cheese? |
1.3636 |
0.20328 |
11 |
8 |
2 |
1 |
| 912 |
I actually used to work with your father. |
1.3636 |
0.15212 |
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7 |
4 |
0 |
| 913 |
It's our latest fragrance, "Fromage du Maize" . Vos pensées? |
1.3636 |
0.15212 |
11 |
7 |
4 |
0 |
| 914 |
It's great to have you back. |
1.3636 |
0.20328 |
11 |
8 |
2 |
1 |
| 915 |
The results showed the vaccine worked on rats but us humans are no longer in the rat race |
1.3636 |
0.15212 |
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7 |
4 |
0 |
| 916 |
I told you not to take it until Fauci approved it. |
1.3636 |
0.20328 |
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8 |
2 |
1 |
| 917 |
We are thrilled to be working with such an esteemed lab rat as yourself. |
1.3636 |
0.15212 |
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7 |
4 |
0 |
| 918 |
Jeffrey Toobin, I know it's you. Take off the mask please. |
1.3636 |
0.20328 |
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8 |
2 |
1 |
| 919 |
I'm such a fan of your early work in psychology and learning theory. |
1.3636 |
0.15212 |
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7 |
4 |
0 |
| 920 |
...and let me say it is an honor to work with you, and that in no way, shape or form did I mean anything personal about that 'lab-rat' crack... |
1.3636 |
0.15212 |
11 |
7 |
4 |
0 |
| 921 |
Well based on human testing the makeup should be safe for rats. |
1.3636 |
0.15212 |
11 |
7 |
4 |
0 |
| 922 |
It’s really great to see that you got out of the maze. |
1.3636 |
0.20328 |
11 |
8 |
2 |
1 |
| 923 |
To be honest, we hired you because you solving the mazes faster than any of our researchers could. |
1.3636 |
0.15212 |
11 |
7 |
4 |
0 |
| 924 |
Now reduce that dose just a smidge. But in the meantime, happy Halloween! |
1.3636 |
0.15212 |
11 |
7 |
4 |
0 |
| 925 |
Let me just say it has alway been a dream of mine to work with a lab mouse at this level. |
1.3636 |
0.20328 |
11 |
8 |
2 |
1 |
| 926 |
You definitely did not get the placebo. |
1.3636 |
0.20328 |
11 |
8 |
2 |
1 |
| 927 |
Now let's try the one that will make me small and naked. |
1.3636 |
0.15212 |
11 |
7 |
4 |
0 |
| 928 |
Good news: the CAT scan came back negative. |
1.3636 |
0.15212 |
11 |
7 |
4 |
0 |
| 929 |
Well, as a species, we're going extinct, but,
Best of Luck on YOUR evolution! |
1.3636 |
0.15212 |
11 |
7 |
4 |
0 |
| 930 |
Did you forget this was dress-down Friday? |
1.3636 |
0.20328 |
11 |
8 |
2 |
1 |
| 931 |
Rest assured that all of our products have been tested on animals. |
1.3636 |
0.20328 |
11 |
8 |
2 |
1 |
| 932 |
Just be careful on bring your family to work day. |
1.3636 |
0.15212 |
11 |
7 |
4 |
0 |
| 933 |
So, Formula 'A', nothing. Formula 'B' , man- mouse. Do you concur? |
1.3636 |
0.15212 |
11 |
7 |
4 |
0 |
| 934 |
It's an honor to be working at the
Hanna-Barbera lab. I understand Tom is on the second floor. |
1.3636 |
0.15212 |
11 |
7 |
4 |
0 |
| 935 |
Is this your gig while Disneyland is closed? |
1.3636 |
0.20328 |
11 |
8 |
2 |
1 |
| 936 |
Are you on the peer review committee? |
1.3636 |
0.15212 |
11 |
7 |
4 |
0 |
| 937 |
Ok Dr. Little, I’m ready for that maze... |
1.3636 |
0.15212 |
11 |
7 |
4 |
0 |
| 938 |
Why, Ratsy, we expected you to be pleased that our rat-to-human gene transversion was successful! |
1.3636 |
0.15212 |
11 |
7 |
4 |
0 |
| 939 |
So, no discernible side effects then ? |
1.3636 |
0.15212 |
11 |
7 |
4 |
0 |
| 940 |
Perhaps you misunderstood my email Dr. Rat, you are the subject of the study. |
1.3636 |
0.20328 |
11 |
8 |
2 |
1 |
| 941 |
All cheese samples have the virus. I told you to wear your mask! |
1.3636 |
0.20328 |
11 |
8 |
2 |
1 |
| 942 |
I am excited! I'm just eager for the vaccine to immunize humans. |
1.3636 |
0.20328 |
11 |
8 |
2 |
1 |
| 943 |
I appreciate this interview, you see, I am writing a sequel to John Steinbeck, called “ Of Mice and Women”, |
1.3636 |
0.15212 |
11 |
7 |
4 |
0 |
| 944 |
When they said "Dr. Skinner is the pre-eminent rat scientist" , I though it was just a figure of speech. |
1.3636 |
0.20328 |
11 |
8 |
2 |
1 |
| 945 |
Agreed. I think we've learned enough to stop the trial. |
1.3636 |
0.20328 |
11 |
8 |
2 |
1 |
| 946 |
The Disney layoffs cause typecasting issues for lab openings. |
1.3636 |
0.20328 |
11 |
8 |
2 |
1 |
| 947 |
I know we promised to change you back, but our grant money just fell through. |
1.3636 |
0.15212 |
11 |
7 |
4 |
0 |
| 948 |
Dr. Ratz, I really don't understand this." |
1.3636 |
0.20328 |
11 |
8 |
2 |
1 |
| 949 |
Do you believe in science or do you think the world is made of cheese? |
1.3636 |
0.20328 |
11 |
8 |
2 |
1 |
| 950 |
Wow Carl, when they asked EVERYONE in the lab to work on a vaccine I guess they meant it” |
1.3636 |
0.15212 |
11 |
7 |
4 |
0 |
| 951 |
...unfortunately, the vaccine side effects includes a sudden loss of appetite for cheese... |
1.3636 |
0.15212 |
11 |
7 |
4 |
0 |
| 952 |
Are you sure this Covid Vaccine batch had no side effects Doctor? |
1.3636 |
0.20328 |
11 |
8 |
2 |
1 |
| 953 |
I know just what role you're going to play in my experiment. |
1.3636 |
0.15212 |
11 |
7 |
4 |
0 |
| 954 |
You've come a long way since getting out of that maze |
1.3636 |
0.15212 |
11 |
7 |
4 |
0 |
| 955 |
You really don't know what happened to the vial containing mutant mouse DNA? |
1.3636 |
0.15212 |
11 |
7 |
4 |
0 |
| 956 |
My husband is a gym rat. |
1.3636 |
0.20328 |
11 |
8 |
2 |
1 |
| 957 |
Well, yes, the ad did say we were looking for research mice, but... |
1.3636 |
0.15212 |
11 |
7 |
4 |
0 |
| 958 |
No offense, but I'm going to pass on the teleportation project team. |
1.3636 |
0.15212 |
11 |
7 |
4 |
0 |
| 959 |
. . . and we are looking for volunteer mice to test the vaccine on. |
1.3636 |
0.15212 |
11 |
7 |
4 |
0 |
| 960 |
No, I will not join you for a spot of cheese after work, and, for the last time, my name is not "Minnie"! |
1.3636 |
0.15212 |
11 |
7 |
4 |
0 |
| 961 |
Who moved my cheese? |
1.3636 |
0.20328 |
11 |
8 |
2 |
1 |
| 962 |
We expected changes when Disney went into pharmaceuticals. |
1.3636 |
0.20328 |
11 |
8 |
2 |
1 |
| 963 |
Thank you for helping us test our new cheese Professor. |
1.3636 |
0.15212 |
11 |
7 |
4 |
0 |
| 964 |
You’ll be pleased to know I failed to create a better mousetrap. But I did discover a way to make cheese cheesier. |
1.3636 |
0.15212 |
11 |
7 |
4 |
0 |
| 965 |
You see, Dr. Williston, I’m having imposter syndrome. |
1.3636 |
0.20328 |
11 |
8 |
2 |
1 |
| 966 |
We did get one complaint from the feline subject's rights committee. |
1.3636 |
0.15212 |
11 |
7 |
4 |
0 |
| 967 |
Ok, we are all set. We only need the mi-, I mean, pigs! |
1.3636 |
0.20328 |
11 |
8 |
2 |
1 |
| 968 |
Uh, happy Halloween to you, too, George. |
1.3636 |
0.20328 |
11 |
8 |
2 |
1 |
| 969 |
Do you make mouse calls? |
1.3636 |
0.15212 |
11 |
7 |
4 |
0 |
| 970 |
Your new drug application was disapproved. It seems one pill makes you larger but the next pill makes you small. |
1.3636 |
0.20328 |
11 |
8 |
2 |
1 |
| 971 |
I volunteered because I'm trying to be fair and inclusive. |
1.3636 |
0.15212 |
11 |
7 |
4 |
0 |
| 972 |
Well, Professor Algernon, I have good news and bad news. |
1.3636 |
0.20328 |
11 |
8 |
2 |
1 |
| 973 |
Your parents aren't in the database,but the good news is one of them definitely has 20 pairs of chromosomes. |
1.3636 |
0.20328 |
11 |
8 |
2 |
1 |
| 974 |
Experiment subjects? Um, well... |
1.3636 |
0.20328 |
11 |
8 |
2 |
1 |
| 975 |
We are the first vegan friendly certified laboratory, all testing is with animals, not on animals |
1.3636 |
0.15212 |
11 |
7 |
4 |
0 |
| 976 |
I got my start in the mailroom, too. |
1.3636 |
0.20328 |
11 |
8 |
2 |
1 |
| 977 |
So I guess we’re lab partners! |
1.3636 |
0.15212 |
11 |
7 |
4 |
0 |
| 978 |
So how comfortable are you with animal testing? |
1.3636 |
0.20328 |
11 |
8 |
2 |
1 |
| 979 |
Your results have finally confirmed who cut the cheese. |
1.3636 |
0.15212 |
11 |
7 |
4 |
0 |
| 980 |
Beauty and The Beast: Research Lab version |
1.3636 |
0.15212 |
11 |
7 |
4 |
0 |
| 981 |
I was trapped in the back office for years... Stick at it, you’ll make Professor one day! |
1.3636 |
0.20328 |
11 |
8 |
2 |
1 |
| 982 |
And now we wait to see if there are any side effects. |
1.3636 |
0.20328 |
11 |
8 |
2 |
1 |
| 983 |
...and then after med school, I needed 3 jobs just to keep up with the student loans. I wish this internship paid. Sometimes it feels like I'm just running around in a big maze! |
1.3636 |
0.15212 |
11 |
7 |
4 |
0 |
| 984 |
We need better representation in the sciences. |
1.3636 |
0.20328 |
11 |
8 |
2 |
1 |
| 985 |
Congratulations, you’re being promoted again. |
1.3571 |
0.13289 |
14 |
9 |
5 |
0 |
| 986 |
If you need to find the breakroom, let me know. This place can be a bit of a maze. |
1.3571 |
0.16926 |
14 |
10 |
3 |
1 |
| 987 |
Well, if you're the lab rat, that would make me the lab brat! |
1.3571 |
0.13289 |
14 |
9 |
5 |
0 |
| 988 |
The control group is scurrying in the alley.” |
1.3571 |
0.16926 |
14 |
10 |
3 |
1 |
| 989 |
As you know, Dr. Algernon, the Lab cannot be responsible for the results when researchers use themselves as experimental subjects... |
1.3571 |
0.16926 |
14 |
10 |
3 |
1 |
| 990 |
Yes, I suppose I'm ready for the maze again. |
1.3571 |
0.13289 |
14 |
9 |
5 |
0 |
| 991 |
You realize, don't you, that 'lab rats' is just something everyone said in those days? |
1.3571 |
0.16926 |
14 |
10 |
3 |
1 |
| 992 |
Can’t wait to start my research on metamorphosis |
1.3571 |
0.13289 |
14 |
9 |
5 |
0 |
| 993 |
...... and I'm not into body shaming. |
1.3571 |
0.19910 |
14 |
11 |
1 |
2 |
| 994 |
Your lab work is amazing. |
1.3571 |
0.16926 |
14 |
10 |
3 |
1 |
| 995 |
I have some sad news about your colleagues.... |
1.3571 |
0.16926 |
14 |
10 |
3 |
1 |
| 996 |
We are ready for the lab rats, Mr, Whiskers. |
1.3571 |
0.19910 |
14 |
11 |
1 |
2 |
| 997 |
Sorry sir, but we can find no way to shrink your ears! |
1.3571 |
0.13289 |
14 |
9 |
5 |
0 |
| 998 |
The cheese? That down the hall to the right, then a left, another right and two more lefts. |
1.3571 |
0.19910 |
14 |
11 |
1 |
2 |
| 999 |
I've completed the maze-like job application process; can I be rewarded with a job now? |
1.3571 |
0.16926 |
14 |
10 |
3 |
1 |
| 1000 |
We were warned about possible side effects, including abnormal ear growth. |
1.3571 |
0.13289 |
14 |
9 |
5 |
0 |
| 1001 |
Develop a mousetrap vaccine, and the world won't beat a path to your door. |
1.3571 |
0.13289 |
14 |
9 |
5 |
0 |
| 1002 |
The maze was simple enough but i still couldn’t tell the difference between gorgonzola ,blue cheese and roquefort |
1.3571 |
0.16926 |
14 |
10 |
3 |
1 |
| 1003 |
Systemic? I say "ALL lives matter!" |
1.3571 |
0.16926 |
14 |
10 |
3 |
1 |
| 1004 |
Thanks to your little accident, we can perform animal and human testing at the same time! |
1.3571 |
0.13289 |
14 |
9 |
5 |
0 |
| 1005 |
It's just amazing that you're raising four mutant turtles on a professor's salary. |
1.3571 |
0.16926 |
14 |
10 |
3 |
1 |
| 1006 |
I'm sorry Doctor, but I don't understand why a cat scan is necessary. |
1.3571 |
0.16926 |
14 |
10 |
3 |
1 |
| 1007 |
The supply department wants to know if you’ll be participating in Take Our Kids to Work Day. |
1.3571 |
0.13289 |
14 |
9 |
5 |
0 |
| 1008 |
I understand you've worked your way up from the testing lab. |
1.3571 |
0.13289 |
14 |
9 |
5 |
0 |
| 1009 |
In which field do you work? |
1.3571 |
0.16926 |
14 |
10 |
3 |
1 |
| 1010 |
Professor, the new appaRATus gives aMAZEing results! |
1.3571 |
0.13289 |
14 |
9 |
5 |
0 |
| 1011 |
Are we going to discuss the elephant in the room, Steven? |
1.3571 |
0.13289 |
14 |
9 |
5 |
0 |
| 1012 |
Honestly not the weirdest dream I’ve had this week. |
1.3571 |
0.13289 |
14 |
9 |
5 |
0 |
| 1013 |
Cheese and crackers you surprised me doctor! |
1.3571 |
0.13289 |
14 |
9 |
5 |
0 |
| 1014 |
Well, there’s no RIGHT way to hold a clipboard but, if you want to fit in....... |
1.3571 |
0.13289 |
14 |
9 |
5 |
0 |
| 1015 |
It’s your turn today. |
1.3571 |
0.13289 |
14 |
9 |
5 |
0 |
| 1016 |
I think we need to do more testing. |
1.3529 |
0.14706 |
17 |
12 |
4 |
1 |
| 1017 |
Sorry I'm late, this place is a maze. |
1.3529 |
0.14706 |
17 |
12 |
4 |
1 |
| 1018 |
Well, in conclusion, this experiment didn't go as planned |
1.3529 |
0.14706 |
17 |
12 |
4 |
1 |
| 1019 |
It does sound like 'Faux Cheese'. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1020 |
Guess what, Karen... you’re going to Disneyland. |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1021 |
Welcome to the Woke University Reparations Lab. You will of course be experimenting on human beings. |
1.3333 |
0.18803 |
12 |
9 |
2 |
1 |
| 1022 |
I'm sorry if I seem distracted. It's just that your resemblance to Dr. Fauci is unnerving sometimes. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1023 |
If you can't beat 'em, join 'em, eh? |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1024 |
Well Stuart, I can’t say that having you join our team is the strangest thing that’s happened this year. |
1.3333 |
0.33333 |
6 |
5 |
0 |
1 |
| 1025 |
It's strange...recently I've started scampering a lot. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1026 |
Yeah, pretty good thanks. Yourself? |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1027 |
And to think--I was impressed when you made it through the maze. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1028 |
Aren't you glad your testing days are over? |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1029 |
Combining technical and expert-by-experience knowledge |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1030 |
The gene editing experiment on you was successful, but the technician was dyslexic. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1031 |
Am I smelling a rat here? |
1.3333 |
0.40825 |
3 |
2 |
1 |
0 |
| 1032 |
It’s such an honor to work with you Dr. Labrat. |
1.3333 |
0.18803 |
12 |
9 |
2 |
1 |
| 1033 |
I’ve been following your research lab ever since it was a hole in the wall. |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1034 |
Any suggestions for dating a rat? |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1035 |
I still remember when you were the smartest one in our lab maze. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1036 |
I still think it's a little cheesey |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1037 |
Eureka , we discovered a better human trap |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1038 |
But I told you to build a better device for catching rodents. |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1039 |
Thank you again, Doctor, for this chance to earn my ears. |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1040 |
Is it disrespectful to call you a lab rat? |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1041 |
Wow, just look at you! It seems like just the other day I could fit you and all your brothers and sisters in the palm of one hand. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1042 |
So you think they'll normalize women in science soon? |
1.3333 |
0.40825 |
3 |
2 |
1 |
0 |
| 1043 |
You know my remark about the inmates taking over the asylum was just a joke, right? |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1044 |
We ready to try for super IQ dogs. |
1.3333 |
0.23570 |
9 |
7 |
1 |
1 |
| 1045 |
I guess the Steinbeck Serum was a 50/50 chance of mice or men. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1046 |
It is true that they say 'dress for the job you want, not the one you have'... |
1.3333 |
0.40825 |
3 |
2 |
1 |
0 |
| 1047 |
Ha, ha, very funny. Now, take off those clothes and drink the test tubes. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1048 |
I'm ordering lunch. Cheese sandwich again? |
1.3333 |
0.18803 |
12 |
9 |
2 |
1 |
| 1049 |
Doctor, if you're not wearing a Halloween mask, we really messed up our mouse DNA study. |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1050 |
This lab really is a maze. |
1.3333 |
0.18803 |
12 |
9 |
2 |
1 |
| 1051 |
The synthetic shrooms are breaking good. |
1.3333 |
0.12599 |
15 |
10 |
5 |
0 |
| 1052 |
Oh, they didn't explain to you it was part of your duties to try all the formulations? |
1.3333 |
0.14213 |
12 |
8 |
4 |
0 |
| 1053 |
remind me again if you are cruelty-free? |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1054 |
I hope that your family commitments won't hinder our research. |
1.3333 |
0.14213 |
12 |
8 |
4 |
0 |
| 1055 |
It must be fulfilling coming back to the lab where you got your start. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1056 |
Doctor my cat has disappeared." |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1057 |
Before we can move on,would it upset protocol if you assisted Dr. Nelson out of the maze? |
1.3333 |
0.15936 |
15 |
11 |
3 |
1 |
| 1058 |
No good hypothesis yet; I feel like I'm running on a hamster wheel with this experiment. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1059 |
Turns out we can make low-sodium cheese |
1.3333 |
0.23570 |
9 |
7 |
1 |
1 |
| 1060 |
Do I experiment on mice- why do you ask? |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1061 |
If this experiment goes as planned, I'll give you some cheese. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1062 |
Okay, so at least we know that one isn’t the placebo. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1063 |
I see the shrink-ray worked. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1064 |
It's so inspiring to see a graduate giving back like this. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1065 |
Good morning Dr. Murine, I'm Ms. Badger with HR and I'm here to discuss concerns raised by your coworkers about side effects that might be related to your animal studies. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1066 |
And Dr. Mauci we just need three million volunteers! |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1067 |
I’m sorry! I only meant ‘lab rat’ in the figurative sense. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1068 |
While your brother Mickey is the celebrity, I'm a bigger fan of your work, professor. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1069 |
I don't know how to put this to you, but YOU were the experiment. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1070 |
You said,no sideeffects.. |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1071 |
Look, as a woman in science I also had to go through a maze to get here and all I'm saying is that as a straight white mouse you're still vastly overrepresented in the research. |
1.3333 |
0.40825 |
3 |
2 |
1 |
0 |
| 1072 |
It says we're pregnant! |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1073 |
'We can help you. We know how the black death was spread.' |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1074 |
Ok, fair enough. How about cats? |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1075 |
I didn't mean to offend you when I asked if your family would be able to help with testing. |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1076 |
Welcome to the team and may I say we are all curious to learn more about your theories on bypassing laboratory tests in favor of going straight to human trials. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1077 |
Now that I know not to move your cheese, I'm confident the test results will improve. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1078 |
And one last thing, I'm going to need you to sign this nepotism waiver. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1079 |
Welp, back to the rat race. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1080 |
Wow! You really took your role as lab rat seriously! |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1081 |
If you try to slip me a Mickey, I'll have to report you for sexual harassment. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1082 |
No need for more testing, you're proof our union's inflatable rat work. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1083 |
Well...in a way, it did cure baldness. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1084 |
Can I assume that no one informed you of the side effects? |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1085 |
The test results are back. You are a rat. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1086 |
Congratulations on your new formula for brie |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1087 |
Yes, I survived the initial trials, so now I'm being tested to see if my kind can do any of the work of mice. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1088 |
Hi,I’m from OSHA. There have been some worker complaints... |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1089 |
Absolutely not ! We limit testing to White Men. |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1090 |
I believe you already recognize the amazing results of our lab. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1091 |
I started in this lab from below, young lady! |
1.3333 |
0.18803 |
12 |
9 |
2 |
1 |
| 1092 |
Yes- they told me that I would be working with lab rats, but I guess I misunderstood.. |
1.3333 |
0.40825 |
3 |
2 |
1 |
0 |
| 1093 |
If we move really fast and skip a few details, we can have this on the market before election day. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1094 |
If you’d like to go back to being a regular mouse, you can volunteer for the next experiment. |
1.3333 |
0.23570 |
9 |
7 |
1 |
1 |
| 1095 |
One of the tiny humans has escaped! |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1096 |
But was it the desired outcome? |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1097 |
Well, there's the pot calling the kettle black! |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1098 |
I really had a good time last night. I hope it wasn't a problem when I switched our glasses of wine |
1.3333 |
0.23570 |
9 |
7 |
1 |
1 |
| 1099 |
We thought this time we should go straight to human trials |
1.3333 |
0.14213 |
12 |
8 |
4 |
0 |
| 1100 |
Thanks! You look mousy too. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1101 |
No, thank you, but I'd rather not participate in your research study. |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1102 |
Dr. Faucci, is that you? Forgive me, I forgot my contact lenses |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1103 |
Of mice and woman |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1104 |
Well,now let's see if the antidote works |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1105 |
I'm a little uncomfortable talking about my last assignment, working with the lab rats. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1106 |
You say you've tried this vaccine already? |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1107 |
...thus proving my hypothesis that it is actually the scientists who are being studied and this is all a simulation. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1108 |
I don't think we'll be releasing the results of this study. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1109 |
I'll call you Mickey, but only because the experiment worked. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1110 |
Relax, Bob, your nephews got the placebo. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1111 |
Honestly Dr. I appreciate your zeal for speeding up the Vaccine's approval... |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1112 |
As I think I mentioned before the test, there could be some side effects. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1113 |
Oh rats! You're here! I guess our new poison didn't work. |
1.3333 |
0.18803 |
12 |
9 |
2 |
1 |
| 1114 |
Do I get my treat now, Dr. Karstens? I finished the maze. |
1.3333 |
0.23570 |
9 |
7 |
1 |
1 |
| 1115 |
Dr., we are hoping to find a cure for role reversal. |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1116 |
All we need to validate our hypothesis is a politically-correct lab animal. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1117 |
I told you I was better at reverse engineering than engineering! |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1118 |
You’ll be happy to know that security has removed all the cats from the premises! |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1119 |
Good News! The mouse-lineage antibody cocktail works against the virus. But, there is a side effect. |
1.3333 |
0.14213 |
12 |
8 |
4 |
0 |
| 1120 |
Ok, I get it, testing on animals is a no go. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1121 |
Sorry, when they said I'd be working with mice I assumed I'd be experimenting on them. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1122 |
It seems to have worked on humans so we can begin testing mice. |
1.3333 |
0.23570 |
9 |
7 |
1 |
1 |
| 1123 |
We’re an equal opportunity employer. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1124 |
We are sure to benefit from your insight into the spread of diseases. |
1.3333 |
0.40825 |
3 |
2 |
1 |
0 |
| 1125 |
You are an excellent role model. |
1.3333 |
0.23570 |
9 |
7 |
1 |
1 |
| 1126 |
Well, most mice grow up poor. |
1.3333 |
0.14213 |
12 |
8 |
4 |
0 |
| 1127 |
As they say, ‘dress for the job you want’ |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1128 |
So, your suggestion of testing first on humans is highly unusual. |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1129 |
Well the good news is that the vaccine worked and you have Covid immunity! |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1130 |
Is it true that one of the side effects is cravings for cheese? |
1.3333 |
0.14213 |
12 |
8 |
4 |
0 |
| 1131 |
Welcome to the team. HR tells me you are from New York! |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1132 |
What do you mean by you want to experiment on me? |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1133 |
I don't care if you are a mouse. It's totally inappropriate for me to 'right click' you. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1134 |
Professor, are you sure that the government will fund finding a cure for rat poison? |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1135 |
Your Ancestry DNA report suggest you’re 25% rat, 70 % human and 5% Disney |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1136 |
This must be exciting for you. |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1137 |
I'm glad the medical ethics board has agreed to diversify. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1138 |
The Super Grow was for plants, not animals! |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1139 |
Scientifically speaking, you're repulsive. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1140 |
Well, the tests came back. And it turns out I am hallucinating. |
1.3333 |
0.23570 |
9 |
7 |
1 |
1 |
| 1141 |
I got my start hunting for cheese in a science fair maze. |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1142 |
You've been here for how long??!!! |
1.3333 |
0.18803 |
12 |
9 |
2 |
1 |
| 1143 |
And, finally, the cheese in the fridge is mine. |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1144 |
Remy how many times do I need to tell you that you are a test subject not a lab tech. |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1145 |
Sorry, but we couldn’t get enough really small people to volunteer for the experiment. |
1.3333 |
0.14213 |
12 |
8 |
4 |
0 |
| 1146 |
Nice to meet you,Dr. ... uh ...Mouse is your name? Hello ... you can just call me Dr. REVENGE!! |
1.3333 |
0.14213 |
12 |
8 |
4 |
0 |
| 1147 |
Sorry, professor, but when I was assigned to work with intelligent rodents, this isn't what I expected |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1148 |
Are you familiar with the Stockholm Syndrome? |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1149 |
Sorry, we haven't found a cure for your accident, but the good news is, we've ordered pizza for lunch with extra cheese. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1150 |
The results of your particular intelligence test have been quite remarkable. |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1151 |
I never date anyone from work but with you I'll make an exception. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1152 |
Its so mouse to meet you! |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1153 |
Big change from Anaheim Ca.! |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1154 |
I might have forgotten to mention that sometimes my cat likes to hang around the lab. |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1155 |
I know, I know but my dad heard marine biologist. Just make up stuff about dolphins and they’ll love you. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1156 |
Are the results in Miss Funicello? |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1157 |
Well look who’s growing! |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1158 |
We’re all so thrilled, Mickey, that you’ve moved on from the maze and have joined the rat race. |
1.3333 |
0.23570 |
9 |
7 |
1 |
1 |
| 1159 |
Want to try it on the humans? |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1160 |
As an intern, it’s very encouraging for me to hear your story of advancement in this lab. |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1161 |
Shoot. I'm all ears |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1162 |
As someone who has worked their way up through the ranks, what advice would you give someone just starting out |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1163 |
Thanks to your leadership on the behavioral science project, we are ahead of schedule. |
1.3333 |
0.12599 |
15 |
10 |
5 |
0 |
| 1164 |
Which would you prefer? The antidote or some cheese? |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1165 |
I am here to audit your bioethics compliance. |
1.3333 |
0.23570 |
9 |
7 |
1 |
1 |
| 1166 |
Any other side effects? |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1167 |
Now be sure to discontinue use if you experience depression or any thoughts of jumping into a cheese trap. |
1.3333 |
0.14213 |
12 |
8 |
4 |
0 |
| 1168 |
You wouldn’t believe the data unless you completed the trial yourself. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1169 |
Actually, I was hoping to CONDUCT an experiment. |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1170 |
I see you actively process information rather than operating on a stimulus response relationship. |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1171 |
And when I woke up this morning, everything was normal again. |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1172 |
Of course we would. It’s just that there aren’t any humans small enough. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1173 |
Yes we’re ready to begin testing the COVID vaccine on humans. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1174 |
So are you ready for the maze part of the experiment now? |
1.3333 |
0.18803 |
12 |
9 |
2 |
1 |
| 1175 |
Your labo-rat-ory test results are here sir. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1176 |
I'm sorry about your cousin Harry! |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1177 |
Should we tell the President? |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1178 |
Still no new antibiotics since neomycin I'm afraid |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1179 |
We’re getting great results from the double blind mice studies. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1180 |
Now all we have to do is find someway to test this to make sure it’s safe - any ideas? |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1181 |
Great news . . . a tortoise won the marathon! |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1182 |
Before we begin, do you have any cheese allergies? |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1183 |
Dr. Richards, you always were a mouse. |
1.3333 |
0.12599 |
15 |
10 |
5 |
0 |
| 1184 |
Disney called again. Offered to fund your research if you’ll to return to the entertainment business. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1185 |
Good news! You weren't in the placebo group. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1186 |
No doctor, I've never experimented on cats before. |
1.3333 |
0.18803 |
12 |
9 |
2 |
1 |
| 1187 |
Ummm, you might not like this next experiment. |
1.3333 |
0.18803 |
12 |
9 |
2 |
1 |
| 1188 |
On a personal note, I know your family made a lot of sacrifices to get you here. |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1189 |
So you’re the big cheese around here? |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1190 |
Of course I support a diverse workplace. We just can't leave crumbs out on the floor here. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1191 |
It looks like the lab cats are responding well to the Camembert. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1192 |
Would it be wrong to ask if you're related to Subject A? He really does have your ears. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1193 |
I'm sorry, Ma'm. Your species
Is just very vulnerable to covid. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1194 |
My goal is to be just like you. |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1195 |
You're the first to arrive, doctor. You say the others are lost in the halls? |
1.3333 |
0.23570 |
9 |
7 |
1 |
1 |
| 1196 |
We've upgraded you from "hole in the wainscoting" to a cubicle. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1197 |
We feel your life experiences are the perfect answer to the negative media image of animal testing. |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1198 |
Welcome aboard! You’ll find your office at the end of the maze. |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1199 |
Rusty, I kwow it's you, now where is the doctor? |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1200 |
Although I can’t seem to reverse the process, some WD-40 may help with the squeaking. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1201 |
Since we tried the last one on you, I guess it's my turn now. |
1.3333 |
0.18803 |
12 |
9 |
2 |
1 |
| 1202 |
Can you get your friends and family to sign this informed-consent form? |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1203 |
Dr. Stilton, your research on cultures avoids most common trappings. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1204 |
Now we just wait to see who got the placebo and who got the heavy dose of MakeRatErol |
1.3333 |
0.23570 |
9 |
7 |
1 |
1 |
| 1205 |
Yes, I suppose tenure is a form of positive feedback. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1206 |
Oh no problem, it's just that your are so unlike most of our research subjects!" |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1207 |
So, how did our side fair in the corn maze trial? |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1208 |
and since we both find mousy attractive . . |
1.3333 |
0.23570 |
9 |
7 |
1 |
1 |
| 1209 |
The president assured us the vaccine is safe. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1210 |
I’m not sore where we can buy lab cats. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1211 |
Yes, I'd love to join you after work for a hunk of cheese. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1212 |
My favorite movie was "The Fly" so I feel quite comfortable here. |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1213 |
Excellent! Your species is now free to go. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1214 |
I'm Annette. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1215 |
She finds the vaccine or else she gets the maze again. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1216 |
Is this another PETA protest, Perkins? |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1217 |
You're male. You're white. Let's test your toxicity.” |
1.3333 |
0.23570 |
9 |
7 |
1 |
1 |
| 1218 |
It’s great to have community buy-in for this experiment. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1219 |
I cannot wait to get back in the cage. |
1.3333 |
0.40825 |
3 |
2 |
1 |
0 |
| 1220 |
I understand many of your ancestors worked in labs. |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1221 |
Yes, I can see why you want me to conduct the field study. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1222 |
Sorry I'm late. This place is like a maze. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1223 |
I'll see if I can find some humans to order from our catalogue.... |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1224 |
I'm really hoping I can follow your example by getting out of this maze and starting a lab of my own. |
1.3333 |
0.23570 |
9 |
7 |
1 |
1 |
| 1225 |
It didn't say "Chocolate Mouse". |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1226 |
I just don't think that a MacArther Genius Grant will ever be awarded for discovering a new variety of cheese. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1227 |
According to data, lab rats also suffer from the human condition. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1228 |
I told you to go out. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1229 |
Martin tells me you already know your way around... |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1230 |
There's a new job posting that seems perfect for you. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1231 |
You heard what I said. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1232 |
Um yes, that shipment of test Humans should be here this afternoon |
1.3333 |
0.23570 |
9 |
7 |
1 |
1 |
| 1233 |
Yes, I have heard of gym rats. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1234 |
The see from your new appearance that you took part in the Covid-19 vaccine trials. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1235 |
Let me show you to your corner hole." |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1236 |
If you show me yours I'll show you mine. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1237 |
Clearly, we should have spent more time on the job description. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1238 |
That last formulae is a winner, Dr. Karloff! Can I be a gerbil in the next test? |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1239 |
I'd like to report success with our transmutation experiment. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1240 |
Ahhh, this is a little awkward. |
1.3333 |
0.14213 |
12 |
8 |
4 |
0 |
| 1241 |
Squeak as you may, but the Nobel Prize in genetics was worth our sacrifice. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1242 |
Just Bleach and Lysol? That’s the result of months of research? |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1243 |
Respectfully Dr. I think you have missed an obvious side effect of your vaccine. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1244 |
Great results! Now tell me no rodents used, only republicans, right? |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1245 |
The men still haven’t found their way way around the maze. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1246 |
Well yes, the hallway system is intricate, complex and convoluted... but on the bright side, you got here in 47 seconds. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1247 |
The good news is that rats are not feeling any side effects. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1248 |
Yes, I know you and your colleagues would prefer that we stop testing potentially harmful new vaccines on lab mice. But, just think of how well it actually worked out for you! |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1249 |
I am not sure about doing “anything in the name of science”. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1250 |
I just want you to know sir, I was personally always opposed to the whole electrodes thing. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1251 |
I'm honored that you asked me out to lunch, doctor, but I must warn you, I'm allergic to cheese. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1252 |
So I hear you tried the vaccine. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1253 |
Your advances in the maze especially sound recognition were so off the charts we’re ecstatic you’re joining us |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1254 |
Yes! AMAZING results. |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1255 |
I'm sorry, Dr. Fauci, but I don't think volunteering for the vaccine trial was a good choice for you. |
1.3333 |
0.23570 |
9 |
7 |
1 |
1 |
| 1256 |
If I get it right can I have a piece of cheese? |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1257 |
Even if you have an itsy-mousy dick it's still sexual harrassment. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1258 |
It was only tall white men, now it's tall white mice getting tenure. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1259 |
My family thinks I'm a lab rat, too." |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1260 |
Rat brains are all the rage now. |
1.3333 |
0.14213 |
12 |
8 |
4 |
0 |
| 1261 |
Of course life experience counts but we still require a college degree. |
1.3333 |
0.23570 |
9 |
7 |
1 |
1 |
| 1262 |
You don't look like your photo. |
1.3333 |
0.14213 |
12 |
8 |
4 |
0 |
| 1263 |
Take a left, then a right, then two lefts, oh, just follow your nose |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1264 |
I'm in charge of subject recruitment and relations. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1265 |
Now that you're head of the department, I suppose we'll have to start using humans instead of rats as subjects. |
1.3333 |
0.18803 |
12 |
9 |
2 |
1 |
| 1266 |
I think I'm positive... |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1267 |
No antidote yet, Doctor, but I understand Disneyland expects to reopen soon and is hiring. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1268 |
Please stop reminding me about safety protocols. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1269 |
Sir, the guinea pigs are saying they are being treated unfairly. |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1270 |
Good news! The vaccine works in humans, now we can try it in rodents! |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1271 |
Please tell me again Professor, which vial did you accidentally drink from? |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1272 |
Seems we both have imposter syndrome |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1273 |
No doctor, I didn't find your report cheesy at all.
I thought it ratical! |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1274 |
Ill get right on it, Doc Hickory Dickery. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1275 |
They tell me your family has been doing lab work for generations. |
1.3333 |
0.40825 |
3 |
2 |
1 |
0 |
| 1276 |
I'm sorry to say but your a mouse now but at least your appearance improved from how you used to look (women sighs jews are really ugly). |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1277 |
I knew you were a shoe-in for a promotion when I saw how quickly you ran through the maze. |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1278 |
This is going to sound crazy, but based on the cognitive tests, I think some of the lab rats are capable of sophisticated thought processes. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1279 |
You and your friends can thank POTUS for the new law commanding us to go directly to human trials! |
1.3333 |
0.23570 |
9 |
7 |
1 |
1 |
| 1280 |
So what happens after the maze? |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1281 |
I suspect you know which one of us will receive the trial dose. |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1282 |
When they said I would be working in the biggest mouse lab, I had no idea! |
1.3333 |
0.33333 |
6 |
5 |
0 |
1 |
| 1283 |
Oh, hi! I didn't hear you come in. |
1.3333 |
0.40825 |
3 |
2 |
1 |
0 |
| 1284 |
So tell me. I'm all ears. |
1.3333 |
0.23570 |
9 |
7 |
1 |
1 |
| 1285 |
You may want to ditch the suit before starting the maze. |
1.3333 |
0.40825 |
3 |
2 |
1 |
0 |
| 1286 |
Sorry, I had to move your cheese to the bottom shelf to make room for my test tubes. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1287 |
The labs look good. Your mouse-to-mouse resuscitation made all the difference! |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1288 |
We only test with rabbits and humans here. Why do you ask? |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1289 |
Well, we tried hamsters but they’re too cute. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1290 |
You can tell the President that injecting cheese is showing a lot of promise. |
1.3333 |
0.23570 |
9 |
7 |
1 |
1 |
| 1291 |
Jeez cheese |
1.3333 |
0.18803 |
12 |
9 |
2 |
1 |
| 1292 |
If it’s as contagious as COVID-19 we’ll have to lock up all the cats! |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1293 |
Let me guess, you weren't in the control group. |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1294 |
OF COURSE WE TESTED IT ON HUMANS FIRST |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1295 |
Have you also been produced in this lab?" |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1296 |
You rat you drank my elixir |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1297 |
With all due respect doctor, I think I’ve been spending too much time in the lab. |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1298 |
Good news! You can still run the maze whenever you like! And no one has moved your cheese...promise! |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1299 |
Are those human cells? |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1300 |
I told you not to experiment on yourself! |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1301 |
So, I'm sure you can appreciate just how successful our genetics research has been!" |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1302 |
So are animal studies now out of the question? |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1303 |
Trump wants you to lead the COVID task force. |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1304 |
Still no humans in the maze, but we're compensating with diversity training! |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1305 |
Before we proceed, are you familiar with our human resource policy? |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1306 |
Well until all the effects were known, you should have worn a mask. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1307 |
The folks at the top are saying we can skip animal studies all together. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1308 |
For the hundredth time, it was an accident! |
1.3333 |
0.23570 |
9 |
7 |
1 |
1 |
| 1309 |
Not to sound cheesy, but your COVID-19 symptoms appear to be progressing. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1310 |
I think it’s time to experiment on humans, don’t you? |
1.3333 |
0.23570 |
9 |
7 |
1 |
1 |
| 1311 |
Good news. Your tests are back. Bad news. Not conclusive. Results are positive, not so positive, negative, and not so negative. |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1312 |
The board wants to congratulate you on keeping the lab so squeaky clean. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1313 |
The good news is the side effects from the gene therapy should wear off in a few years, the bad news is Trump was reelected. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1314 |
I was wondering if I could bend your ears. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1315 |
I wouldn't worry about it. That definitely is a badly-engineered mousetrap. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1316 |
I'm concerned my new growth hormone may have gotten into the wrong hands. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1317 |
A woman with a clipboard in her hands is talking to a man-sized mouse in glasses. Both are wearing labcoats. Around, assorted laboratory equipment, four test tubes, and two sheets of papers. |
1.3333 |
0.18803 |
12 |
9 |
2 |
1 |
| 1318 |
... this test is completely useless.
I wonder who did this Mickey Mouse job. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1319 |
Not that there's anything wrong with mouselike side effects. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1320 |
Frankly, sir, I think the University's 'Diversity in Staffing' program may occasionally go a bit too far. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1321 |
It's a lot like timeshare".... |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1322 |
I said,“How are your new hearing aids working out?” |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1323 |
Remember, there will be no human experiments. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1324 |
Your resume is impressive, but your cheese allergy might keep you from completing the maze. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1325 |
I'm sorry doctor, but I'm not going to try the vaccine just yet. |
1.3333 |
0.14213 |
12 |
8 |
4 |
0 |
| 1326 |
I remember when you were an intern here, running through mazes. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1327 |
The vaccine works - but only in humans. |
1.3333 |
0.18803 |
12 |
9 |
2 |
1 |
| 1328 |
Dr. Rodenti, please. These successful cell culture alternatives must finally replace human vivisection. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1329 |
... and after graduating from PETA University, I spent my post-doc with the World Wildlife Fund |
1.3333 |
0.18803 |
12 |
9 |
2 |
1 |
| 1330 |
Well, now we know which one of us was in the control group |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1331 |
I’m the lab human you sent for. |
1.3333 |
0.23570 |
9 |
7 |
1 |
1 |
| 1332 |
I don't think your symptoms have anything to do with Covid-19. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1333 |
Are you here for the pain study or the breeder position? |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1334 |
I have good news and bad news, Algernon. |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1335 |
I don't want your ears, so I guess I'll choose middle. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1336 |
I don’t give a rat’s ass what you think about it |
1.3333 |
0.23570 |
9 |
7 |
1 |
1 |
| 1337 |
Next time stay away from the mice when we're doing the cloning experiments |
1.3333 |
0.23570 |
9 |
7 |
1 |
1 |
| 1338 |
Well, sir, I've never tried running through a maze before but I'm willing to try it. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1339 |
Do you think we are ready to move beyond the human trials,Doctor? |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1340 |
I have finally identified your parents |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1341 |
And the cats signed on for this? |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1342 |
Tell me your latest research findings. I'm all ears. |
1.3333 |
0.40825 |
3 |
2 |
1 |
0 |
| 1343 |
They say listen to the scientists, but on this issue you've been quiet as a . . . uh . . .uh . . . |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1344 |
Mmmm... The secret formula also made your tail much thicker and longer. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1345 |
Well yes, you're correct. When I told you your father was Professor Watkins, I was indeed stretching the truth a little bit. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1346 |
Hi, I'm the new test subject. |
1.3333 |
0.14213 |
12 |
8 |
4 |
0 |
| 1347 |
First, I want to assure you that no mice have been harmed in the making and filling of these test tubes. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1348 |
First, I have to say I really appreciate your ancestral legacy to science. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1349 |
It seems as thought the COVID vaccine has one itsy bitsy side effect
on humans that we didn't see in the mouse tests. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1350 |
Umm...you'll need to take off that lab coat for what I need you to do. |
1.3333 |
0.23570 |
9 |
7 |
1 |
1 |
| 1351 |
I’m sorry but I just don’t think the rat race is for me. |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1352 |
I hope you're not a misogynistic rat. |
1.3333 |
0.33333 |
6 |
5 |
0 |
1 |
| 1353 |
Yes, we can determine who moved your cheese. |
1.3333 |
0.40825 |
3 |
2 |
1 |
0 |
| 1354 |
Sorry to pry, but what have you done with Dr. Hebert? |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1355 |
We’re all voting on what your DNA might be |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1356 |
No animals were harmed in this experiment. |
1.3333 |
0.23570 |
9 |
7 |
1 |
1 |
| 1357 |
It looks promising, but cures that work in humans may not work in mice |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1358 |
We're making progress but still don't know who moved your cheese. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1359 |
Hello Dr. Mus Musculacui, we are just about to begin the pre- clinical testing on your relatives. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1360 |
No, my brother Basil is the detective |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1361 |
Remember when you started here in the downstairs lab? |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1362 |
When they told me I’d be working with a lab rat, I expected a rat in a small cage. |
1.3333 |
0.23570 |
9 |
7 |
1 |
1 |
| 1363 |
Experience? Well, Doctor, my last job at the cosmetics lab was to test, ah, using, ah . . . I was a waitress. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1364 |
Your expertise is needed to develop a product that keeps surfaces squeaky clean. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1365 |
Any idea what happened to the cheese cultures? |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1366 |
We may have more luck with the human subjects if, instead of cheese, we place money in the maze. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1367 |
You haven't read the Warning Label about side effects? |
1.3333 |
0.23570 |
9 |
7 |
1 |
1 |
| 1368 |
I think you’re amazing |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1369 |
I didn't know this what was meant by a "laboratory rat." |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1370 |
I enjoyed your "Rats to Riches" autobiography. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1371 |
Should I call you Stuart or Dr. Little? |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1372 |
Glad you're on the vaccine team. I know your work from the maze trials. |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1373 |
Whoa..so YOU do the human testing! |
1.3333 |
0.23570 |
9 |
7 |
1 |
1 |
| 1374 |
So, you believe it should be an acceptable side effect?" |
1.3333 |
0.23570 |
9 |
7 |
1 |
1 |
| 1375 |
So, are you excited for bring your kids to work day tomorrow? |
1.3333 |
0.40825 |
3 |
2 |
1 |
0 |
| 1376 |
I'm afraid the vaccine has some side effects |
1.3333 |
0.40825 |
3 |
2 |
1 |
0 |
| 1377 |
No student pranks - trust me, it can backfire. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1378 |
We don't say 'Lab rats' anymore Sam, this is the 42nd century for God's sake. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1379 |
I started here as an intern, how about you? |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1380 |
Only 2 of our lab subjects showed signs of orange skin after 2 days. |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1381 |
Well, yes, I did ask IT for a better mouse... |
1.3333 |
0.23570 |
9 |
7 |
1 |
1 |
| 1382 |
Well professor I’ll make sure we stop all testing on mice. |
1.3333 |
0.23570 |
9 |
7 |
1 |
1 |
| 1383 |
I'm glad they hired the new diversity officer, too. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1384 |
Sorry. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1385 |
It’s back to your old job in vaccine trials today. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1386 |
You, Larry, are living proof that our Rodent Affirmative Action Program is a big success! |
1.3333 |
0.14213 |
12 |
8 |
4 |
0 |
| 1387 |
I knew our Diversity Officer wanted to promote an internal employee, but... |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1388 |
So, who moved my synthetic cheese? |
1.3333 |
0.14213 |
12 |
8 |
4 |
0 |
| 1389 |
You're still the most successful experiment we've run. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1390 |
Y'know, there's this really great cheese place down on 3rd.
Have you ever been? Yes, right, of course you have. |
1.3333 |
0.23570 |
9 |
7 |
1 |
1 |
| 1391 |
You make it all seem worthwhile |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1392 |
So I imagine you’ve heard the “lab rat” bit before? |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1393 |
No, I didn't bring a cheese sandwich for lunch. |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1394 |
Your scores on running the labyrinth are outstanding. |
1.3333 |
0.40825 |
3 |
2 |
1 |
0 |
| 1395 |
I just wanted to congratulate you on successfully mapping the Havarti genome. |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1396 |
I expect there will be more of you showing up? |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1397 |
The data is conclusive...we have the same father. |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1398 |
we estimate 4-6 months for the reversal serum to be available in cheese form |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1399 |
Happy Hello-Win to my fellow lab rats, Señorita. |
1.3333 |
0.14213 |
12 |
8 |
4 |
0 |
| 1400 |
It may have started with a bat, but it will end with a mouse. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1401 |
Are you trying to slip me a Mickey? |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1402 |
Of course I remember you. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1403 |
Sorry for the systemic musophobia . |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1404 |
And now we are colleagues! |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1405 |
I'm fine with cheese for lunch... again. |
1.3333 |
0.23570 |
9 |
7 |
1 |
1 |
| 1406 |
Not really sure how I'd do on an exercise bike. Why do you ask? |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1407 |
Rumor has it that you are involved with one of the test mice.
This must stop or it will compromise the research. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1408 |
I must admit sir, we seem to have done an excellent job with you |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1409 |
Oh, so that’s why they stopped calling it Human Resources. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1410 |
I'm glad you found us. I know it's a maze out there. |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1411 |
And when you get hungry, the cafeteria is to your right, left, left, right, left, straight, right, straight, left, and then you push on the big lever. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1412 |
Well, this is quite a change of pace. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1413 |
Congrats on your 60th child. You must be so proud. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1414 |
I feel trapped here. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1415 |
I’ve hit a dead end. I’m hoping your extensive research experience can help me out. |
1.3333 |
0.23570 |
9 |
7 |
1 |
1 |
| 1416 |
Do you really think, "Mouse lives matter?" |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1417 |
As vaccine side effects go, I've seen worse ... " |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1418 |
Well, no one can say you haven't worked your way up from the bottom. |
1.3333 |
0.40825 |
3 |
2 |
1 |
0 |
| 1419 |
I understand you worked your way up from the bottom. |
1.3333 |
0.14213 |
12 |
8 |
4 |
0 |
| 1420 |
I escaped the maze. What's my next assignment? |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1421 |
We understand that the White House has chosen you to be our new lab director. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1422 |
Who’s the leader of the band that’s made for you and me? |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1423 |
Now that you’re outside the maze you need to pay for food |
1.3333 |
0.14213 |
12 |
8 |
4 |
0 |
| 1424 |
I've worked out you can't change me back!
You lied, Professor! |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1425 |
And you still don’t see a conflict of interest? |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1426 |
You're required to wear your ear muffs in this lab. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1427 |
I think you are a great candidate to be first in line for the vaccine |
1.3333 |
0.18803 |
12 |
9 |
2 |
1 |
| 1428 |
So you're telling me a piece of cheese at graduation will help me find my way through med school too? |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1429 |
Could you recommend a decent headset for Zoom calls? |
1.3333 |
0.23570 |
9 |
7 |
1 |
1 |
| 1430 |
And, lastly, I would appreciate it if you would stop nibbling on the cheddar in the refrigerator with my name on it. |
1.3333 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
| 1431 |
Congratulations, Professor! You were right! Cats don’t have nine lives! |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1432 |
The humans need a larger maze, Sir. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1433 |
Well, I am very impressed with the mazes you had to go through to join us. |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1434 |
I'm so sorry about your parents. I had no idea.... |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1435 |
Good news! Your brother is cancer-free! |
1.3333 |
0.40825 |
3 |
2 |
1 |
0 |
| 1436 |
It worked! You became a standing mouse |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1437 |
Glad you found the lab. This place is a maze! |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1438 |
I'm not sure how this rapid growth hormone works. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1439 |
Can you give me some tips on how to find the cheese in the maze? |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1440 |
Oh, my--I didn't expect that. Nevertheless, has your sense of smell returned? |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1441 |
How quickly did the other three go blind? |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1442 |
Good News! The results of the experiment showed that the smart serum works well on mice. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1443 |
So it says here that you have experience with growth hormones! |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1444 |
Are you sure you want to try the fourth vial? The first three test subjects went blind. |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1445 |
I quit! The job is confusing and lacks any form of effective incentives. |
1.3333 |
0.40825 |
3 |
2 |
1 |
0 |
| 1446 |
We are close to identifying which genes influence ear size. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1447 |
I think it’s time for me to get out of this, you’ll excuse the expression, “rat race” |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1448 |
No Karen, you were not complimenting me when you called me a Lab rat. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1449 |
Finally, a colleague who can get through this maze of red tape! |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1450 |
Welcome Maurice! You really outgrew your previous role, didn't you... |
1.3333 |
0.23570 |
9 |
7 |
1 |
1 |
| 1451 |
I respect a boss who worked his way up from the bottom |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1452 |
I continue to be impressed by how high you worked your way up
after starting out as a specimen." |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1453 |
You are correct Doctor, yours is an unexpected side effect of the vaccine testing in a few cases. However as the new condition is deemed 'non-life threatening' we decided to continue testing... |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1454 |
It’s not personal, it’s business. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1455 |
...and it tastes like cheese? |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1456 |
PETA really outdid itself this time! |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1457 |
Did you say roll up your sleeve ? |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1458 |
My, professor, what big ears you have. |
1.3333 |
0.23570 |
9 |
7 |
1 |
1 |
| 1459 |
I’d suggest you go home. The other vaccine side effects are purring in the lab. |
1.3333 |
0.40825 |
3 |
2 |
1 |
0 |
| 1460 |
We were hoping use you for another experiment. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1461 |
Good news, Doctor. All we have to do is find the mouse that has your head. |
1.3333 |
0.23570 |
9 |
7 |
1 |
1 |
| 1462 |
Did everyone else in the control group turn into a mouse? |
1.3333 |
0.23570 |
9 |
7 |
1 |
1 |
| 1463 |
I'm really impressed by how you've grown into the job. |
1.3333 |
0.23570 |
9 |
7 |
1 |
1 |
| 1464 |
You may have made it out of the maze, but good luck finding your way out of academia. |
1.3333 |
0.23570 |
9 |
7 |
1 |
1 |
| 1465 |
On the other hand, your hearing is much better. |
1.3333 |
0.18803 |
12 |
9 |
2 |
1 |
| 1466 |
I know, but EVERYTHING causes tumors in mice. |
1.3333 |
0.23570 |
9 |
7 |
1 |
1 |
| 1467 |
Yes, I’m fully aware of how many mazes you had to complete before you shattered the plexiglass ceiling. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1468 |
What do you wanna do tonight Pinky? |
1.3333 |
0.14213 |
12 |
8 |
4 |
0 |
| 1469 |
Is that the only side effect? |
1.3333 |
0.23570 |
9 |
7 |
1 |
1 |
| 1470 |
Why, yes, I'm amazed. |
1.3333 |
0.12599 |
15 |
10 |
5 |
0 |
| 1471 |
So somewhere in the maze I will find cheese?! |
1.3333 |
0.18803 |
12 |
9 |
2 |
1 |
| 1472 |
I believe in promoting from within. |
1.3333 |
0.23570 |
9 |
7 |
1 |
1 |
| 1473 |
We did a genetic sweep to make sure that you're not related to any of our subjects. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1474 |
I remember when you were just a kid running in our mazes to get to the cheese. |
1.3333 |
0.40825 |
3 |
2 |
1 |
0 |
| 1475 |
Is a DNA test really necessary? I think it's fairly obvious who the father is. |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1476 |
For the last time, you can't keep dressing up as a mouse and expecting to get the vaccine before everyone else, Fred. |
1.3333 |
0.23570 |
9 |
7 |
1 |
1 |
| 1477 |
Doctor, we're experiencing some difficulty with the human race. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1478 |
When my vaccine is almost ready, you’ll be the first to try it. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1479 |
I was thinking maybe Jeff Goldblum for you and Jodie Foster for me... |
1.3333 |
0.23570 |
9 |
7 |
1 |
1 |
| 1480 |
Yes, Doctor. We just put the humans in the maze but we need a little more cheese. |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1481 |
I see that the recent gene editing experiment was a success. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1482 |
When they said they were sending over a new lab rat, I had no idea! |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1483 |
Which brings us to peer review. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1484 |
We use to smoke on planes too...but let's move on... |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1485 |
It wasn't personal, just business. |
1.3333 |
0.14213 |
12 |
8 |
4 |
0 |
| 1486 |
Hi, I have some gruyere and a nice Cabernet at home, if you're interested. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1487 |
The good news doctor is that you do not have Covid-19. |
1.3333 |
0.23570 |
9 |
7 |
1 |
1 |
| 1488 |
It worked on Trump, so now we'll test it on a larger population of stable geniuses. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1489 |
The boss is a Maine Coon. Don't let that laid back attitude fool
you. He can be a real animal. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1490 |
It cures COVID, so what if it doesn't smell like Cheddar? |
1.3333 |
0.23570 |
9 |
7 |
1 |
1 |
| 1491 |
I think I have finally found you a mate! |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1492 |
Good news! Only one of your siblings grew an extra limb in this last round of experiments! |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1493 |
I think you will find our benefits package far exceeds other labs where you have worked. |
1.3333 |
0.15936 |
15 |
11 |
3 |
1 |
| 1494 |
It's time we have a serious talk about your ultimate role on our team. |
1.3333 |
0.18803 |
12 |
9 |
2 |
1 |
| 1495 |
My, you've come a long way since escaping from the lab last year. |
1.3333 |
0.14213 |
12 |
8 |
4 |
0 |
| 1496 |
We should have our Cheeziclon chip formula ready for you on Monday |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1497 |
Um, I have good news and bad news. |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1498 |
We have the test results back, Algernon. The father is Stewart Little. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1499 |
The real maze will be learning to navigate our healthcare system. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1500 |
I am sorry about your family. We were told they loved a maze. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1501 |
Only four experimental cheeses to evaluate? |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1502 |
I'm sorry Professor, I don't feel comfortable injecting myself |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1503 |
Have you noticed any adverse reactions to the vaccine? |
1.3333 |
0.23570 |
9 |
7 |
1 |
1 |
| 1504 |
We think you'll find the management track much more fulfilling |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1505 |
Yes it is rare for someone like me to work in the lab. I’m just here for a photo shoot. Marketing wants it to look like we have women scientists |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1506 |
Any particular reason you are researching fatalities caused by blood thinners? |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1507 |
We've concluded it won't be effective against Covid-19, but it could wipe out toenail fungus. |
1.3333 |
0.23570 |
9 |
7 |
1 |
1 |
| 1508 |
"Great mask, Professor. But I already have a boyfriend." |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1509 |
I am honored to work with a true lab rat. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1510 |
I wouldn't minimize these results. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1511 |
Good one, Frank. I’m going as a pithed frog. |
1.3333 |
0.18803 |
12 |
9 |
2 |
1 |
| 1512 |
So how long do the side effects last? |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1513 |
I know. I have to test it on humans first. |
1.3333 |
0.23570 |
9 |
7 |
1 |
1 |
| 1514 |
Lab rat? He’s my cousin! |
1.3333 |
0.40825 |
3 |
2 |
1 |
0 |
| 1515 |
Yes, I'd say that you exceeded our expectations. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1516 |
Roquefort. Why? |
1.3333 |
0.18803 |
12 |
9 |
2 |
1 |
| 1517 |
Dr. Willard? I...I...What a pleasant surprise! |
1.3333 |
0.15936 |
15 |
11 |
3 |
1 |
| 1518 |
Sorry, I don't date mice I work with. |
1.3333 |
0.14213 |
12 |
8 |
4 |
0 |
| 1519 |
I know it's snake oil, but Donald said we had to call it a COVID vaccine. |
1.3333 |
0.14213 |
12 |
8 |
4 |
0 |
| 1520 |
I know you’re the “Lab Rat” but. . . |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1521 |
I know this study is on bestiality. I'm still not dating you. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1522 |
Obviously, the experiment did not go as planned but I’m sure that Chuck E. Cheese would love to hire you. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1523 |
I'm honored to work with you,
you're an important model for research. |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1524 |
I don't mean to be disrespectful, but these tests already work in lab rats |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1525 |
Thanks for volunteering to become a subject for the new COVID vaccine, but we're looking for humans at this stage! |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1526 |
Good morning, Dr. Brill. I see you read my paper and tried the procedure --- I am sorry it turned out you are type M! I think I know how to counteract the unfortunate result |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1527 |
Ironically, it was torturing your ancestors in this very lab that made this all possible. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1528 |
How does it feel to be both feared and respected? |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1529 |
you look familiar, is it the tie? |
1.3333 |
0.18803 |
12 |
9 |
2 |
1 |
| 1530 |
Hanta for a cure. |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1531 |
OK boss, we’re switching to stuffed animals. The rodent thing is history.” |
1.3333 |
0.14213 |
12 |
8 |
4 |
0 |
| 1532 |
Thanks for putting on clothes. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1533 |
Here's the vaccine that protects rodents like you from the mousetrap plague. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1534 |
so sorry that you failed your phase 2 Covid test |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1535 |
I’m sorry, but DNA doesn’t lie. They’re all yours . |
1.3333 |
0.14213 |
12 |
8 |
4 |
0 |
| 1536 |
I think we’ve finally done it—cheddar perfume! |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1537 |
You're bonkers if you want me to try that! |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1538 |
We’re getting very close to the Gruyere. |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1539 |
Uh...yes, I do see that we need to increase the N and I want to help. Might I suggest the new tech? |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1540 |
Good, you found us. |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1541 |
Oh they were kidding, don’t worry! Fat cats is just slang |
1.3333 |
0.40825 |
3 |
2 |
1 |
0 |
| 1542 |
So... this is really quite a step up for you isn't it? |
1.3333 |
0.40825 |
3 |
2 |
1 |
0 |
| 1543 |
Yes, our children would still be Jewish. |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1544 |
Good news doc, we cured your disease..although, there was a side effect we did not expect... |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1545 |
Congrats on your promotion |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1546 |
So, were there any other side effects of your vaccine trial? |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1547 |
Your experience in laboratories should prove helpful. |
1.3333 |
0.23570 |
9 |
7 |
1 |
1 |
| 1548 |
This vaccine development sure has turned into a rat race |
1.3333 |
0.23570 |
9 |
7 |
1 |
1 |
| 1549 |
Why should we do the initial tests on Humans? |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1550 |
I promise that your family will not be used in the experiment. |
1.3333 |
0.23570 |
9 |
7 |
1 |
1 |
| 1551 |
I'm a lab rat myself |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1552 |
I'm feeling much better. Yesterday you were a giant fruit fly. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1553 |
Doctor, have you considered that you may be over-identifying with your work? |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1554 |
Yes, you surpassed all expectations in the experiment. No, you don’t get to be cited as a co-author. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1555 |
Good news, I'm pregnant. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1556 |
So, you're asking me to go through a life size maze in search of a slice of decadent chocolate cake? |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1557 |
You can take of your mask in here, George. |
1.3333 |
0.33333 |
6 |
5 |
0 |
1 |
| 1558 |
Since you initiated the positive reinforcement, I have been finding my way out of your mazes in record time. |
1.3333 |
0.40825 |
3 |
2 |
1 |
0 |
| 1559 |
Let me just end your performance review by saying that you have grown immensely in your position here, both personally and professionally. |
1.3333 |
0.40825 |
3 |
2 |
1 |
0 |
| 1560 |
Do all interns at Disney Labs run experiments? |
1.3333 |
0.14213 |
12 |
8 |
4 |
0 |
| 1561 |
Your vaccine is showing progress, Leonard. No tail, no whiskers, and standing upright represent a significant reduction in side-effects. |
1.3333 |
0.23570 |
9 |
7 |
1 |
1 |
| 1562 |
Well, this Christmas, all through this lab, a mouse and a chemist are gonna be stirring. |
1.3333 |
0.18803 |
12 |
9 |
2 |
1 |
| 1563 |
Great news Dr. Mousenstin! After extensive gene testing we've found a cure for narcissism. How about we call it November 3rd? |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1564 |
Today you’ll be working on genetically modified cheese. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1565 |
CRISPR technology? Yeah, it's a rat race. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1566 |
Will I have to run through any mazes? |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1567 |
I've thought about transitioning, too. |
1.3333 |
0.40825 |
3 |
2 |
1 |
0 |
| 1568 |
Uh oh. Don’t freak out but I may have messed up. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1569 |
peanut butter or cheese? |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1570 |
Welcome to the lab. I hope it wasn't hard to find. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1571 |
I guess I could have switched a tube. |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1572 |
Good news. The last human experiment is a success. Time for rat clinical trials. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1573 |
Yes, I believe you were in the trial group. |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1574 |
We agree, the maze is so old school. |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1575 |
Well, uh, Dave, the good news is we have a publishable result... |
1.3333 |
0.23570 |
9 |
7 |
1 |
1 |
| 1576 |
To be fair, it does confer long lasting immunity in dog years |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1577 |
At least you’re willing to listen to science. |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1578 |
Should we conduct mouse or human trials first? |
1.3333 |
0.23570 |
9 |
7 |
1 |
1 |
| 1579 |
Did you eat my grilled cheese that I left in the breakroom? |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1580 |
So you're saying, you want to know how it would affect a thirty-something woman? |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1581 |
For the USA, the data are clear, scientists are the leading killer of rats." |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1582 |
Sure, I'll be your guinea pig! |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1583 |
I want to be a lab rat just like you one day. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1584 |
You were correct about the cookie hypothesis. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1585 |
Can you read this and tell me if it sounds cheesy? |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1586 |
I made a few wrong turns and there were dead ends but do I get the job? |
1.3333 |
0.14213 |
12 |
8 |
4 |
0 |
| 1587 |
I can see how a medical breakthrough has been successful in trials with mice for increased size and intelligence. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1588 |
So I see that you were promoted from within. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1589 |
Maybe this time we could try something other than cheese? |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1590 |
I'm shocked! We never administer performance enhancing drugs to our research subjects! |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1591 |
I understand that you're an expert in mazes. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1592 |
You seem to know so much about the Plague. |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1593 |
I don't hear any little squeaking noises. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1594 |
I’m worried that if we hire you to work here you’ll be trapped in a dead-end job. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1595 |
This Phase 1 self test turned me into a hideous human. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1596 |
Someone grabbed the Rodent-19 vaccine by mistake. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1597 |
Would you like to meet for cheese and crackers after work? |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1598 |
Dr. Algernon, it's so exciting to have you joining our lab! |
1.3333 |
0.23570 |
9 |
7 |
1 |
1 |
| 1599 |
Our cats will take care of you! |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1600 |
Dr. Katz called. He wants to eat you for lunch. I mean meet you for lunch. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1601 |
Your 'lived experience' insights into laboratory work are most helpful. |
1.3333 |
0.33333 |
6 |
5 |
0 |
1 |
| 1602 |
Our collaborations have gone so well in the past. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1603 |
Maybe we should pause our vaccine trial, Dr. McGregor, to look into your response. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1604 |
Time for another experiment. Tell me, do you like mazes? |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1605 |
I so admire the personal commitment you bring to our research here. |
1.3333 |
0.23570 |
9 |
7 |
1 |
1 |
| 1606 |
The good news is the white House wants it fast tracked for approval |
1.3333 |
0.23570 |
9 |
7 |
1 |
1 |
| 1607 |
Honestly, Dr. Algernon. I do not think that ‘Cheese Potion #9’ will market well. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1608 |
We think you are ready for the ultimate maze. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1609 |
As you suggested, we will be using cats for our next experiment." |
1.3333 |
0.23570 |
9 |
7 |
1 |
1 |
| 1610 |
Nothing to restore your face yet, professor, but number 3 there might shrink your ears a bit. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1611 |
. . . you are so articulate . . . I can’t speak for the other people around here but I don’t have a speciest bone in my body . . . and, and I love 'Dilbert,' and, and, and some of my best friends are rodents . . ."and, and, and, and . . . . |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1612 |
Sorry about your parents. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1613 |
I just realized that you're a rodent in a lab coat. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1614 |
Oh, so you’re the mole that’s infiltrated this lab. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1615 |
Chief, we've got a lead on that farmer's wife. |
1.3333 |
0.23570 |
9 |
7 |
1 |
1 |
| 1616 |
This is a little awkward, Stewart, but I put a ham and cheese sandwich in the fridge, and now it's just a ham sandwich. I don't want to imply anything inappropriate here, but I was wondering if maybe you, well, you know, knew anything about that? |
1.3333 |
0.14213 |
12 |
8 |
4 |
0 |
| 1617 |
I’m flattered that you want me for an experiment, but … |
1.3333 |
0.40825 |
3 |
2 |
1 |
0 |
| 1618 |
Looks like your cousin tested well |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1619 |
The entire lab commends your willingness to self experiment. |
1.3333 |
0.23570 |
9 |
7 |
1 |
1 |
| 1620 |
Wow, you've come a long way from those labyrinth tests! |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1621 |
I’m sorry I was late, but I’m sure you know what a maze this building is. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1622 |
At the rate you're progressing, I don't think you'll ever have to go back in that cage. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1623 |
Don't get too close. It's a better mousetrap. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1624 |
The proposal is to genetically modify cats to eliminate their hunting instinct. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1625 |
Your grant for a new maze has been approved, but I'm afraid The Board will not fund any increase in cheese. |
1.3333 |
0.23570 |
9 |
7 |
1 |
1 |
| 1626 |
Our advisor is a cat, but he's away right now. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1627 |
I wouldn't be that concerned. Trump says it's safe. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1628 |
I did not know those rats were co-workers. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1629 |
Good news! Your uncle seems to be recovering well. |
1.3333 |
0.14213 |
12 |
8 |
4 |
0 |
| 1630 |
Ironically, the cure for CoVid is Stilton cheese. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1631 |
Congratulations, you just squeaked by on your lab midterm. |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1632 |
I'm not comfortable putting babies in a maze. |
1.3333 |
0.23570 |
9 |
7 |
1 |
1 |
| 1633 |
The vaccine results are great, just dont look in the mirror yet Dr Mickey. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1634 |
So you're the hundredth generation of your family to work for a research lab... |
1.3333 |
0.18803 |
12 |
9 |
2 |
1 |
| 1635 |
Rats! I’ve forgotten which serum I gave you. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1636 |
I suppose, in this case, calling me "mousy" is a complement. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1637 |
I assure you that, now, we only use gerbils. |
1.3333 |
0.40825 |
3 |
2 |
1 |
0 |
| 1638 |
You're rude to the patients and spend most of your time eating cheese, but damned if you weren't right again, Doctor Mouse. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1639 |
The GMO Grant Review Committee is Here |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1640 |
Only on humans. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1641 |
what's a defining moment that shaped your identity? |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1642 |
Hey, now there’s a coincidence. This sample also reproduces at an alarming rate. |
1.3333 |
0.14213 |
12 |
8 |
4 |
0 |
| 1643 |
How do you like being on this side of the bench? |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1644 |
How long have you been experimenting with DNA? |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1645 |
What do you specialize in again? |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1646 |
Dr. Little, right? |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1647 |
Good news, test results indicate that large ears are a significant factor in high intelligence of the brain. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1648 |
Doctors, I see the experiment was a success! |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1649 |
Yes, you're brilliant, but our research firm has more pressing projects than cat eradication. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1650 |
Face it and stop complaining, just look at you and admit the experiment was a success |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1651 |
You've developed an effective vaccine - but I'm not sure the side effects will be acceptable. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1652 |
Would you know anything about the giant hole in my office? |
1.3333 |
0.23570 |
9 |
7 |
1 |
1 |
| 1653 |
There would’ve been no opportunities for either of us back in Hamelin. |
1.3333 |
0.23570 |
9 |
7 |
1 |
1 |
| 1654 |
There is no match between you and the lab mice. |
1.3333 |
0.18803 |
12 |
9 |
2 |
1 |
| 1655 |
I'm sure you're familiar how testing works here in labs....... |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1656 |
Geronimo, you’ve become the perfect boyfriend. I think I can finally give you that cookie. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1657 |
I made sure to put your friends in the placebo group |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1658 |
So do you just call rat poison "poison"? |
1.3333 |
0.23570 |
9 |
7 |
1 |
1 |
| 1659 |
You'll be pleased to learn that this experiment does not involve a maze. |
1.3333 |
0.14213 |
12 |
8 |
4 |
0 |
| 1660 |
The human trials have shown positive results, we’re ready to begin animal testing |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1661 |
Wait until you see the maze from above. |
1.3333 |
0.23570 |
9 |
7 |
1 |
1 |
| 1662 |
Who built the cages? |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1663 |
No way, Mary. It's your turn to take one for the team. |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1664 |
Dr. Donaldson please invite your colleages, we are ready for testing. |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1665 |
I think is time for human trials |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1666 |
I spoke to HR and they said as long as you are okay with it I can dress up as cat-woman for Halloween |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1667 |
Well, you did certainly get in on the ground floor |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1668 |
I read Of Mice and Men in High School but this is ridiculous. |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1669 |
Well, Arnie, I’m sorry. I know your position on vivisection but this time is different. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1670 |
Doctor, I think I located the chemical that turned you into a mouse. |
1.3333 |
0.14213 |
12 |
8 |
4 |
0 |
| 1671 |
Well, Mr Mus Musculus, no evolution bogus, ain't no rats cousin, no Darwin in the Mouse-room. So may be we should try to cure Covid19 |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1672 |
I wonder if we both make men feel equally inferior. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1673 |
Now this is how we win the vaccine rat race |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1674 |
Yeah so you will be doing the 12 week experimental testing with us correct? |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1675 |
Early testing shows it's effective on humans. |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1676 |
This product is for mice, so you have appear in the commercial saying you recommend it. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1677 |
This lab does have a reputation for career progression! |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1678 |
Don’t take this the wrong way, but you look exactly like the last guy. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1679 |
Well...isn’t this awkward. |
1.3333 |
0.18803 |
12 |
9 |
2 |
1 |
| 1680 |
The good news is we found a new way to genetically test moral equivalence. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1681 |
Ahem, about the test subjects.... |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1682 |
Well, to be honest, you are the only one who solved the bureaucratic labyrinth to get this research funded |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1683 |
Are you here to spread a disease or treat a disease |
1.3333 |
0.18803 |
12 |
9 |
2 |
1 |
| 1684 |
'Actually, I'm 1/16 rodent' |
1.3333 |
0.18803 |
12 |
9 |
2 |
1 |
| 1685 |
Boy the warning label on my medication was not kidding when it said "May cause ironic side effects" |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1686 |
Yes, it seems we have come up with a better mousetrap |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1687 |
So, who's the lab rat? |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1688 |
Yes sir, the experiments on the humans are going quite well - in fact, they're yet to notice that they're under observation and that we're not experimenting on mice |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1689 |
At this moment in time, it looks like the experiment is going very well in rats |
1.3333 |
0.40825 |
3 |
2 |
1 |
0 |
| 1690 |
We always promote from within here. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1691 |
I assure you, graduate work is far more rewarding. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1692 |
It's your turn to run the maze missy. |
1.3333 |
0.23570 |
9 |
7 |
1 |
1 |
| 1693 |
I’m looking for the big Cheese |
1.3333 |
0.23570 |
9 |
7 |
1 |
1 |
| 1694 |
The humans are getting restless, sir. We're going to need more cheese. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1695 |
I know this floor is a maze but if we're going to get anything done you have to find the lab faster. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1696 |
i should have told you that the testing would be done on......you |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1697 |
You’ll be in Maze 6, with the other humans |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1698 |
This building is a bit of a maze but you'll learn your way around pretty quickly I would think. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1699 |
I think the Trump administration misunderstood the term lab rat, yet, here we are... |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1700 |
That's right, just drink the solution and then I'll lead you to the maze ma'am |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1701 |
Your experience spreading diseases makes you the president’s ideal candidate for head of pandemic response. |
1.3333 |
0.23570 |
9 |
7 |
1 |
1 |
| 1702 |
Fortunately, the preliminary results are trending well on Twitter. |
1.3333 |
0.18803 |
12 |
9 |
2 |
1 |
| 1703 |
I said Beaker, not Squeaker! |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1704 |
Well I’d say my favorite type of maze is a corn maze, why do you ask? |
1.3333 |
0.40825 |
3 |
2 |
1 |
0 |
| 1705 |
It’s nice to have someone that has so much experience in all aspects of this research. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1706 |
I think you’ve misunderstood your role here. |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1707 |
Wow, 2020 has become a real rat race |
1.3333 |
0.18803 |
12 |
9 |
2 |
1 |
| 1708 |
I’m docking you two cheese curds Lisa! Get back to work!!! |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1709 |
I'm impressed with how quickly you got here. The hallways in this building are quite a maze. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1710 |
It’s great that the company promotes from within. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1711 |
My how the tide has turned |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1712 |
This week’s humans performed excellently... and not a trace of resentment! |
1.3333 |
0.14213 |
12 |
8 |
4 |
0 |
| 1713 |
Your lab assistant quit. He found a better gig at chuck-e-cheese. |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1714 |
And here I thought the cat would get us before we found a vaccine! |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1715 |
Yeah my mom can’t stop talking about her first-born moving out of the subway and getting a job in research |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1716 |
It's conclusive professor: it's not good to take your work at home |
1.3333 |
0.23570 |
9 |
7 |
1 |
1 |
| 1717 |
Thank god we got rid of all the mousetraps |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1718 |
I hope you don’t mind me saying so...I just think it’s so cool how you worked your way up. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1719 |
Ok...I drank one vial. Now it’s your turn |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1720 |
I suppose we can let her out of the cage, it is take your daughter to work day after all. |
1.3333 |
0.23570 |
9 |
7 |
1 |
1 |
| 1721 |
Note to self: no more triple espresso shots before work. |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1722 |
Once again, I’d like to apologize for the way you were treated in the lab’s first experiment. |
1.3333 |
0.14213 |
12 |
8 |
4 |
0 |
| 1723 |
What a relief, I’m usually the lab rat. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1724 |
You know, we should be wearing our masks. |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1725 |
One or the two of them is Patient Zero of this recent suspension of things |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1726 |
3rd stage trials are promising but people on Twitter still say you don’t look trustworthy |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1727 |
Well, I see phase 1 of the experiment worked Dr. Mousi; wait... wheres our subject... |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1728 |
Good enough. We need to get it out before the election. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1729 |
We pride ourselves in hiring from within. |
1.3333 |
0.14213 |
12 |
8 |
4 |
0 |
| 1730 |
The transplant’s been a success |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1731 |
Well Michael, you always did want to be a lab rat when you grew up" |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1732 |
Who cut the cheese? |
1.3333 |
0.23570 |
9 |
7 |
1 |
1 |
| 1733 |
Er, I swear, I don’t know where they hid the cheese. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1734 |
When they told me I'd be working with lab rats, I was expecting something a little smaller and in a cage. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1735 |
Congratulations Dr. Stuart Little, you have been nominated for a Nobel Prize for your groundbreaking work in growth hormone therapy. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1736 |
I just want to say Mortimer, it’s an honor to work in your lab & for a pioneer who has totally changed the role of animals in new product testing! |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1737 |
Now, one last test question before allowing you to enter society: would You ever perform unethical lab experiments on humans? |
1.3333 |
0.23570 |
9 |
7 |
1 |
1 |
| 1738 |
So how have the Human trials been? |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1739 |
You look a bit different Nathan. New Haircut?" @newyorkercartoon |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1740 |
You may have noticed that the new vaccine has a few side effects. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1741 |
You know, I think my great Aunt Harriet would have loved you. |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1742 |
So you scored better on the maze than me. No need to mouse-splain everything.” |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1743 |
We did all rodently posible to save it. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1744 |
Yes, it’s true what they say about NY. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1745 |
Congratulations, as you know, you are the result of years of growth hormone testing. |
1.3333 |
0.23570 |
9 |
7 |
1 |
1 |
| 1746 |
Yes, it is rectally administered |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1747 |
Ah, I see you were in the vaccine group? |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1748 |
You're here from inspection? I'm not sure who ratted on us, but I trust you'll find our lab squeaky clean |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1749 |
I thought you needed all the help, I heard some of your kind suggested injecting disinfectant! |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1750 |
The latest tests in cats are promising. |
1.3333 |
0.14213 |
12 |
8 |
4 |
0 |
| 1751 |
If I knew about the side effects of this vaccine I wouldn’t have given it to you!! |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1752 |
You can have Mr. Toobin’s workspace. We cleaned it. |
1.3333 |
0.18803 |
12 |
9 |
2 |
1 |
| 1753 |
I don’t know, doctor... is that a new tie? |
1.3333 |
0.14213 |
12 |
8 |
4 |
0 |
| 1754 |
Well doctor, I think we can agree that it works... |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1755 |
i guess you just surprised me, i’ve never thought about lab mice before |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1756 |
Don’t get me wrong, the disguise is impressive, but I need you to get back in the cage. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1757 |
It’s only a six month assignment, right? And I’m assuming just the night shift? |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1758 |
We get the vaccine first |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1759 |
I'm afraid you still test positive for cheese |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1760 |
I was incredibly impressed with your dissertation defense on maze solutions. Not to be cheesy, but you're going to be our top lab rat!" |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1761 |
We can agree that rats and women haven’t received the credit we deserve for medical breakthroughs. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1762 |
In mother Russia, mice test on you. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1763 |
Would you mind to run some tests for me? |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1764 |
Let me show you to your office, it’s like a maze around here. Actually, yes, it IS a maze around here. |
1.3333 |
0.18803 |
12 |
9 |
2 |
1 |
| 1765 |
Of course I believe in science, I'm a major lab rat. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1766 |
I’m really glad to hear that you’re against animal testing |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1767 |
This just may work out Mickey. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1768 |
The term 'lab rat' is politically incorrect, Karen |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1769 |
You're going to need to get out of the office more. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1770 |
Quite the plot twist, Algernon. |
1.3333 |
0.40825 |
3 |
2 |
1 |
0 |
| 1771 |
Maybe it was easier to work your way up from the bottom in your day... |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1772 |
Dr. Phillis! It seems I might have overdosed you with some cheesy comments... |
1.3333 |
0.14213 |
12 |
8 |
4 |
0 |
| 1773 |
Your first task will be coordinating with our Feline Research Division. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1774 |
I’m here to review your vaccine studies. |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1775 |
I didn’t expect the “human growth hormone“ to work quite so well! |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1776 |
Your makeup looks amazing! |
1.3333 |
0.14213 |
12 |
8 |
4 |
0 |
| 1777 |
I told you I could have been of better use! |
1.3333 |
0.14213 |
12 |
8 |
4 |
0 |
| 1778 |
I am impressed by how far entry level resources can advance! |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1779 |
And in this room, we conduct our nominal determinism studies. You’ll be working here. |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1780 |
I think we were wrong to test the vaccine on you |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1781 |
Say what? You want to experiment on whom? |
1.3333 |
0.16667 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
0 |
| 1782 |
Pinky, the Brain has escaped to an internet troll farm to try to take over the world again |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1783 |
‘Well, I’m both horrified and proud to now have to request your permission to test out this vaccine for us, Subject 235. Please don’t take it personal.’ |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1784 |
So, tell me how the latest human trials are going, Dr. Rat? |
1.3333 |
0.15936 |
15 |
11 |
3 |
1 |
| 1785 |
I think you’ll fit in well. We have quite a few lab rats here. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1786 |
And finally, this is where you will be working. Any questions? |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1787 |
Tom, you’re the most genetically enhanced person of all time - everyone knows those glasses are fake |
1.3333 |
0.40825 |
3 |
2 |
1 |
0 |
| 1788 |
Damn, I’m still lactose intolerant |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1789 |
Worst case we’ll say it’s a temporary side effect |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1790 |
Are you ready to talk about last night’s Twilight Zone episode? |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1791 |
You’re fired! |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1792 |
Dr. Test Subject 28591, welcome to my lab. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1793 |
Welcome to the team. Our lab is a bit of a maze but I’m sure you’ll figure it out in no time! |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1794 |
Here's to rising through the ranks! |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1795 |
Well I don't trust human evaluation. @naviedm |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
| 1796 |
I know you grew attached to them, but we need to terminate those four turtle subjects |
1.3214 |
0.11563 |
28 |
21 |
5 |
2 |
| 1797 |
I can't believe LabRat's have overcome! |
1.3125 |
0.15052 |
16 |
12 |
3 |
1 |
| 1798 |
So, you're on for the second, the third, the fourth, and the fifth. |
1.3125 |
0.15052 |
16 |
12 |
3 |
1 |
| 1799 |
Looks like there are a still few side effects to work out of this vaccine |
1.3125 |
0.11968 |
16 |
11 |
5 |
0 |
| 1800 |
With covid rampant we are not going to hold
the Halloween party. |
1.3077 |
0.17485 |
13 |
10 |
2 |
1 |
| 1801 |
I have good news and bad news about our work with animal studies... |
1.3077 |
0.13323 |
13 |
9 |
4 |
0 |
| 1802 |
What do you mean you're feeling trapped? |
1.3077 |
0.17485 |
13 |
10 |
2 |
1 |
| 1803 |
You are not a doctor. You are a lab rat! |
1.3077 |
0.13323 |
13 |
9 |
4 |
0 |
| 1804 |
Jeffrey Toobin took his dick out on a Zoom call. |
1.3077 |
0.17485 |
13 |
10 |
2 |
1 |
| 1805 |
I'm humbled by your insight |
1.3077 |
0.17485 |
13 |
10 |
2 |
1 |
| 1806 |
The results look good .. now let’s talk about side effects. |
1.3077 |
0.17485 |
13 |
10 |
2 |
1 |
| 1807 |
It seems like just yesterday I was force feeding you tricalcium phosphate. |
1.3077 |
0.13323 |
13 |
9 |
4 |
0 |
| 1808 |
Hello, Doctor. I hear the new Covid-19 vaccine has side-effects.” |
1.3077 |
0.13323 |
13 |
9 |
4 |
0 |
| 1809 |
So, I hear you are from Mouse Lives Matter...welcome! |
1.3077 |
0.13323 |
13 |
9 |
4 |
0 |
| 1810 |
Perhaps we should run a few more tests before approving that vaccine. |
1.3077 |
0.13323 |
13 |
9 |
4 |
0 |
| 1811 |
Susan, I prefer the title "lab technician"; "lab rat" is just insulting. |
1.3077 |
0.17485 |
13 |
10 |
2 |
1 |
| 1812 |
Never thought I'd see a lab rat in a lab coat, science really has drastically changed |
1.3077 |
0.17485 |
13 |
10 |
2 |
1 |
| 1813 |
The cheese I was experimenting on seems to be missing. |
1.3077 |
0.17485 |
13 |
10 |
2 |
1 |
| 1814 |
Cheese? I guess you'll just have to find it yourself, mister. |
1.3077 |
0.13323 |
13 |
9 |
4 |
0 |
| 1815 |
I don't think science knows, actually. |
1.3077 |
0.13323 |
13 |
9 |
4 |
0 |
| 1816 |
Yes, Doctor, I will gladly take the serum as well. Diving into a hole in the baseboard sounds pretty good right now. |
1.3077 |
0.13323 |
13 |
9 |
4 |
0 |
| 1817 |
I’m glad your not angry with me Professor. Next time I’ll be sure to label the Test Tubes before you self Test. |
1.3077 |
0.13323 |
13 |
9 |
4 |
0 |
| 1818 |
No. No reason Dr. Jones. I was just wondering how long you have been working in this lab. |
1.3077 |
0.17485 |
13 |
10 |
2 |
1 |
| 1819 |
No, I can't say I've ever thought of skipping trials to spare the lives of the small, helpless and slightly cartoonish... |
1.3077 |
0.17485 |
13 |
11 |
2 |
1 |
| 1820 |
I requested someone experienced with monoclonal, not mouse, antibodies. But maybe you'll suffice. |
1.3077 |
0.17485 |
13 |
10 |
2 |
1 |
| 1821 |
I don't give a rat's ass what you do with it! |
1.3077 |
0.17485 |
13 |
10 |
2 |
1 |
| 1822 |
I know it doesn't seem fair, but no... you won't be allowed to remove part of my brain. |
1.3077 |
0.13323 |
13 |
9 |
4 |
0 |
| 1823 |
The voting preference surveys from our lab rats have proved more accurate than most polls |
1.3077 |
0.13323 |
13 |
9 |
4 |
0 |
| 1824 |
What did you think of my experiment? Squeak up! |
1.3077 |
0.17485 |
13 |
10 |
2 |
1 |
| 1825 |
We don’t really use saccharine anymore because… well, you know. |
1.3077 |
0.17485 |
13 |
10 |
2 |
1 |
| 1826 |
Good News, we got the cheese flavor just right |
1.3077 |
0.13323 |
13 |
9 |
4 |
0 |
| 1827 |
Not such a Minnie mouse anymore, am I? |
1.3077 |
0.13323 |
13 |
9 |
4 |
0 |
| 1828 |
If I promised there was cheese would you approve my research? |
1.3077 |
0.17485 |
13 |
10 |
2 |
1 |
| 1829 |
You'll be happy to hear that all the results are cheesy. |
1.3077 |
0.13323 |
13 |
9 |
4 |
0 |
| 1830 |
It looks like you just squeaked by. |
1.3077 |
0.17485 |
13 |
10 |
2 |
1 |
| 1831 |
Yes, there are some small unusual side-effects. |
1.3077 |
0.17485 |
13 |
10 |
2 |
1 |
| 1832 |
I want to give "bring your kids to work day" new meaning. |
1.3077 |
0.13323 |
13 |
9 |
4 |
0 |
| 1833 |
I said the experiment was cheesy. I was not referring to you in any way! |
1.3077 |
0.17485 |
13 |
10 |
2 |
1 |
| 1834 |
Obviously you’re allergic to cheese. |
1.3077 |
0.13323 |
13 |
9 |
4 |
0 |
| 1835 |
About that experimental drug, Bob... |
1.3077 |
0.17485 |
13 |
10 |
2 |
1 |
| 1836 |
I was just following protocol, Dr. Rattley. I had no idea they were your offspring! |
1.3077 |
0.17485 |
13 |
10 |
2 |
1 |
| 1837 |
Really Joe,sometimes you take empathy too far. |
1.3077 |
0.17485 |
13 |
10 |
2 |
1 |
| 1838 |
This microdosing is finally producing some results. |
1.3077 |
0.13323 |
13 |
9 |
4 |
0 |
| 1839 |
I'm sorry. Your cousin Stuart didn't make it. |
1.3077 |
0.13323 |
13 |
9 |
4 |
0 |
| 1840 |
How's the family doc? |
1.3077 |
0.13323 |
13 |
9 |
4 |
0 |
| 1841 |
I’ll get all the lab cats ready |
1.3077 |
0.17485 |
13 |
10 |
2 |
1 |
| 1842 |
It's an honor to work with someone who's had so much real-life experience in the lab. |
1.3000 |
0.15275 |
10 |
7 |
3 |
0 |
| 1843 |
Maybe, we should skip the maze part of the experiment! |
1.3000 |
0.15275 |
10 |
7 |
3 |
0 |
| 1844 |
Expect a backlash from humans when they learn we're using them as test subjects for this new pesticide |
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| 1845 |
I guess when you say that I look exceptionally mousy in my labcoat today that means something different? |
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| 1846 |
The anonymous group I represent wish to file a grievance. |
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| 1847 |
You're a walking cliché. |
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| 1848 |
Were you in the lab over the weekend? |
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| 1849 |
We're not likely to have results as good as we had with you. |
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| 1850 |
Well, I believe cong-rat-ulations are in order. |
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| 1851 |
Okay, but I choose this time. The floors were so sticky at the last place you picked. |
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| 1852 |
Quite frankly, our test results are cheesy. |
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| 1853 |
Sorry I’m late delivering this report, professor. It took me forever to find my way to the lab from the entrance. |
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| 1854 |
HR has warned me that this was the last time I can call you a "Lab Rat" in response to you calling me an "Affirmative Action Experiment." |
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| 1855 |
We should be able to run a second round of your experiment after we receive a new supply of lab humans. |
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| 1856 |
You are correct, in future we will use lawyers as test subjects, no one likes them, they make lousy pets and there are far too many of them |
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| 1857 |
This might disappoint you Mickey, sane humans won't drink bleach. |
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| 1858 |
I think Trial #46 trumps Trial #45. |
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| 1859 |
I can’t work for you. You’re my experiment not my boss! |
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| 1860 |
Congratulations! You've built a better mousetrap. |
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| 1861 |
Little humans run the maze well, regardless of their color, but they all would solve it faster if they weren't carrying protest signs. |
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| 1862 |
I told you the new vaccine had side affects. |
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| 1863 |
I see that you took the vaccine on Trump’s recommendation |
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| 1864 |
I've developed the formula that turns gold to cheese. |
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| 1865 |
We can trace your DNA back to Las Vegas in the 1960's. |
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| 1866 |
Next, we'll decide which of our families to subject to deadly poisoning. |
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| 1867 |
When you said your were a 'lab rat' I had no idea you meant it literally. |
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| 1868 |
I hid your lunch in the maze for old times' sake. |
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| 1869 |
Doctor Mauci? Hahahaha, sorry, couldn't resist." |
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| 1870 |
And so then I realized that a mouse would lead a study before a woman would. |
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| 1871 |
Dr. Mick, I would like to introduce you to my new Disney clone. |
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| 1872 |
Yes, Dr. Worthier, development this new psychotropic extract is coming along very well. I for one am very confident we’re on the right track. |
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| 1873 |
That was brave of you to test the serum on yourself. |
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| 1874 |
Welcome Doctor, your predecessor was working on a formula that could instantly enlarge lab rats to human size. |
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| 1875 |
Now let me get this straight Dr. Michaels. I'm to drink from one of these four test tubes? |
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| 1876 |
I've been meaning to tell you that you are showing signs of the side affect we thought might happen. |
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| 1877 |
Yes, I did say “it’s wrong to experiment with mice”, but you’re deliberately taking my words out of context! |
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| 1878 |
Promise me Garry, you won’t be angry , when I tell you that test tube ‘A’ , was, in fact mis-labeled. |
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| 1879 |
It's hard to imagine just 5 short years ago you were scurrying through that maze. |
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| 1880 |
One last question; How do you feel about working with mice? |
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| 1881 |
I’ve got a hypothocheese. |
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| 1882 |
The humans respond even more strongly to cheese. |
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| 1883 |
Im no longer just a lab rat. They promoted me you know? |
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| 1884 |
My hair is NOT mousy brown! |
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| 1885 |
Turns out all we missed was the use-by date on the yogurt in the break room fridge. |
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| 1886 |
I figure it's easy money, it's all
pretty harmless. |
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| 1887 |
Wow...uhh...that proposal certainly would bring a new meaning to the phrase “rat nest”. Hehe ok see you later. #metoo |
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| 1888 |
These results are impressive for a lab rat! |
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| 1889 |
This might cure cancer, but we have to run a trial on mice. |
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| 1890 |
They told me you started as specimen. Is that true? |
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| 1891 |
They’d like you to do it again to see if you get the same result. |
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| 1892 |
Dr. I said the crackers were CRISPR, not crispy. |
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| 1893 |
I hope you won't hold that little lab mishap against me when considering me for tenure. |
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| 1894 |
We had tried to hire a Pangolin, but we're hopeful you'll work out. |
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| 1895 |
Did you sign up to work with big pharma ? |
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| 1896 |
Harvey, there’s just one minor side affect! |
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| 1897 |
Honestly, I was already impressed when you solved the maze. |
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| 1898 |
Mr. Hyde, how you've changed! |
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| 1899 |
I am sorry President Trump, but we told you to wait until the vaccine protocol was complete! |
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| 1900 |
Glad to see that the side effects of the vaccine are minimal. |
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| 1901 |
I'd like to keep our relationship professional. Besides, I have a cat. |
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| 1902 |
Don't worry,our Mycin drugs are mice-free. |
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| 1903 |
Look at you in charge of the maze now. |
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| 1904 |
You must believe me Stuart. I didn’t know that one of the test subjects was your cousin. |
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| 1905 |
You won't promote me just because I'm not a rat. |
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| 1906 |
I feel like part of the experiment. Again. |
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| 1907 |
Face it. We're both just lab rats. |
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| 1908 |
So you're the asshole who gave a mouse embryo for the Regeneron so Trump would live. I have a experiment that involves a maze and Novichok nerve agent planned for you later today. It's called Putin on the Ritz cracker. |
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| 1909 |
Your assistant is still in the maze. |
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| 1910 |
Oh, I see you did try the vaccine. |
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| 1911 |
Sure, I'd love to go to a corn maze after work! |
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| 1912 |
I did what you told me to do in my report to the oversight committee, I said that the lab tech's comment that he smelled a rat was just a figure of speech. |
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| 1913 |
I see bias in your study recommending humans now be the testing subjects. |
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| 1914 |
I asked for equal pay rates, not equally paid rats! |
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| 1915 |
How do I explain this gently? I'm sorry, you are not what we meant by Animal Model. |
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| 1916 |
I don't like to be called lab rat either! |
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| 1917 |
The cat specimen has a lethal viral overload |
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| 1918 |
We appreciate your participation in the research and respect your right to decline participation at any time. |
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| 1919 |
You're just not what we're looking for. |
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| 1920 |
Since we've stopped using animals and started using lawyers as test subjects, here are your first samples. |
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| 1921 |
Professor Spiegelman, we are ready to recreate your father. |
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| 1922 |
Mice? Really? No...no..we do not use mice for experiments.
Those are chipmunks. |
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| 1923 |
Maybe you should find some other animal than cats to experiment on. |
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| 1924 |
I know how it smells, but there's no Limburger here. |
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| 1925 |
I’ve heard you worked your way up from the ground floor? |
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| 1926 |
The bubonic plague was a warm-up,Susan. We’re in control now. |
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| 1927 |
And I thought I was a lab rat. |
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| 1928 |
'The test on Trump strategy for remdesivir has been a real hit with PETA." |
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| 1929 |
I would hardly say you were an unrepresented minority. |
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| 1930 |
Our newest chemical can't turn you back into a human, but it will fix your cheese addiction. |
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| 1931 |
I think I might take my chances and not take the vaccine. |
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| 1932 |
I hear you have friends helping in our research |
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| 1933 |
Good work on the clones, Dr. Gonzales. So which one is Speedy? |
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| 1934 |
Have you ever heard of the Stockholm Syndrome? |
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| 1935 |
I GUESS I'M NOT PREGNANT |
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| 1936 |
Covid-19 has been great. Such a rush to trials they bypassed us completely. |
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| 1937 |
Dr. Rouse said you were in a league of your own |
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| 1938 |
Yes sir. I don't know who let the cat into the lab last night. Or,
No sir. Dr. Feline didn't say when she was dropping by tonight. |
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| 1939 |
Welcome, your species will probably do better than mine" |
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| 1940 |
Yes! I remember when you were just a baby house mouse volunteering for biomedical research. Welcome back! |
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| 1941 |
Our goal is vertical integration. |
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| 1942 |
At least you are Covid free. |
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| 1943 |
Are you sure you want the antidote, Professor? Even your wife tells me she prefers you like this. |
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| 1944 |
The lab is here, but your office is down the hall, three lefts, a right, two more lefts, another right, a left and then a right. Oh, I’m sure you’ll figure it out. |
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| 1945 |
I'm attracted to you too. Species barrier be damned! |
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| 1946 |
I agree, let's use squirrels instead. |
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| 1947 |
Um, no I haven’t seen your wife |
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| 1948 |
¨John, may you please ask your brother to submit his feces sample?¨ |
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| 1949 |
Stepping up from solving mazes? |
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| 1950 |
This concludes our alumni tour. Please, have a drink. |
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| 1951 |
You have been disqualified from the “Build a Better Mousetrap” competition. |
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| 1952 |
I warned you there could be unforeseen side effects if you took the vaccine before it was fully tested. |
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| 1953 |
My qualifications for signing up for this trial are, well, ... I'm human |
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| 1954 |
Well, we had to test it on someone. |
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| 1955 |
How do you like me now? |
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| 1956 |
Well, I guess it works better than hydroxychloroquine. |
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| 1957 |
Yes, I did say "I smell a rat", but I wasn't referring to anyone in particular. |
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| 1958 |
Yes. You do have laboratory experience, just not the kind we weee looking for. |
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| 1959 |
that was unexpected |
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| 1960 |
Listen up! I’m sure you’re all ears! I won't mouse around with you |
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| 1961 |
Good Morning and welcome to our Laboratory. You'll find the Executive Maze down the hall and to your right. |
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| 1962 |
Sir, we definitely need more time to test the vaccine on you. |
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| 1963 |
I think we're doing really well with vaccine so far, don't you? There seems to be one unusual side effect though... |
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| 1964 |
You first |
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| 1965 |
Yes, the human trials are looking good! We should be able to begin the mouse trials any day now. |
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| 1966 |
Well Ray, I see that despite coronavirus having cancelled Halloween, you're determined to get your money out of that costume. |
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| 1967 |
Yes, with Operation Warp Speed, we are allowed to skip the studies in mice. |
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| 1968 |
No, I haven’t a clue who moved your cheese. |
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| 1969 |
It's amazing how much you've grown since we started working together. |
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| 1970 |
I'm so sorry! I meant to say our vaccine development has been more of a "Vax race". |
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| 1971 |
Just wanted to remind you that next Tuesday is “bring your child to work” day, and you may want to skip participating in it. |
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| 1972 |
Yes, Doctor, the large maze is now available, why do you ask? |
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| 1973 |
Of course, we must acknowledge possible bias in how you interpret the mouse maze results. |
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| 1974 |
I was hoping I'd be working with cute small mice." |
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| 1975 |
And I appreciate your commitment to diversity and inclusion. |
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| 1976 |
I assume you're already familiarized with our methodology, correct? |
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| 1977 |
Even though you’re my boss now, I still can’t help you find the cheese. |
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| 1978 |
Not to brag but my whole family has been involved in lab testing for years.
(In one form or another ) |
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| 1979 |
You'll be testing our "Better Mousetrap Thru Chemistry." |
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| 1980 |
It was great meeting your parents, Steve. A shame they had to go so soon. |
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| 1981 |
Next week we start rodent trials...err, I mean, rabbit trials. |
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| 1982 |
The committee agrees, from now on we use only cats. |
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| 1983 |
I think the results pretty much speak for themselves. |
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| 1984 |
'Sorry about the mix-up, sir. The good news is that you can now eat as much cheese as you want. |
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| 1985 |
Sure, we can go with guinea pigs this time. |
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| 1986 |
This position will be... temporary. |
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| 1987 |
For the kind of experiments we do here, I believe you may be overqualified. |
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| 1988 |
Hi, Stuart! Looks like the growth serum is working great! |
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| 1989 |
By this stage in your career you must be pretty tired of Stuart Little jokes. |
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| 1990 |
My name was clearly written on it. Who would steal my cheese from the break room fridge? |
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| 1991 |
Yes, that lab coat does make you look more professional. |
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| 1992 |
Just wait’ll the family finds out I’m dating a Ph.D! |
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| 1993 |
We’re just waiting on Dr. Guinea-Pig, she’s running a little late, sir. |
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| 1994 |
And, just to make sure, you didn’t try any of this on yourself this morning Doctor? |
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| 1995 |
The people are complaining about being stuck in cages. |
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| 1996 |
And how long have you been experimenting on mice? |
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0 |
| 1997 |
What can I say, sometimes the best laid experiments of... |
1.3000 |
0.21344 |
10 |
8 |
1 |
1 |
| 1998 |
We have already messed this thing up three times in a row. You can not force your ways with The Force. |
1.3000 |
0.15275 |
10 |
7 |
3 |
0 |
| 1999 |
So glad to be working in person again, you’ll never guess what Toobin did on the last Zoom call... |
1.3000 |
0.21344 |
10 |
8 |
1 |
1 |
| 2000 |
Most of your nephews survived the test doctor |
1.3000 |
0.15275 |
10 |
7 |
3 |
0 |
| 2001 |
It’s good to meet you in person, obviously you’ve worked in a lab before. |
1.3000 |
0.15275 |
10 |
7 |
3 |
0 |
| 2002 |
Looks like we're going to need a new lab ra... er, I mean, 'test subject.' |
1.3000 |
0.15275 |
10 |
7 |
3 |
0 |
| 2003 |
No side effects that I can see! Let’s roll out this vaccine. |
1.3000 |
0.15275 |
10 |
7 |
3 |
0 |
| 2004 |
I know, I know, it IS like a maze from here to the parking lot |
1.3000 |
0.21344 |
10 |
8 |
1 |
1 |
| 2005 |
Is there a Mrs. Lab Rat? |
1.3000 |
0.15275 |
10 |
7 |
3 |
0 |
| 2006 |
Looks like someone else broke through the glass ceiling! |
1.3000 |
0.15275 |
10 |
7 |
3 |
0 |
| 2007 |
No, I don't recall which vial has the Gouda cheese. Why do you ask? |
1.2941 |
0.11391 |
17 |
12 |
5 |
0 |
| 2008 |
Given your former role, I'd ask that you please resist the urge to sample the formula. |
1.2941 |
0.14258 |
17 |
13 |
3 |
1 |
| 2009 |
I'm 99% sure your relatives all got the placebo. |
1.2941 |
0.14258 |
17 |
13 |
3 |
1 |
| 2010 |
Eureka! I've successfully turned a lab rat into a lab rat. |
1.2941 |
0.14258 |
17 |
13 |
3 |
1 |
| 2011 |
Well, yes I suppose cats COULD be shown as statistically closer to emulating the human genome. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2012 |
Yes, I agree that 'laboratory mouse' is not politically correct. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2013 |
My turn to run the maze? |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2014 |
Doctor, you’re amazing. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2015 |
„Mice work! Who would have thought that a Kat and a mouse make such a good team.“ |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2016 |
And to think this time last year you couldn’t even make it through the maze.” |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2017 |
Have you ever run in, I mean, *run* a lab before? |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2018 |
Side effects? Whatever do you mean? |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2019 |
A non-disclosure agreement may be unnecessary. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2020 |
It’s right here under side effects! |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2021 |
Doctor, what would you like first, the "cheesy" results or the "squeaky" results? |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2022 |
Congrats on the promotion. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2023 |
Congratulations on the new job. I know it's hard for women to advance, but frankly, I never thought you would be promoted first. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2024 |
The mice experiment results are in. Do you want the good news or bad news first? |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2025 |
You were right, Ms. Murphy. There are side effects! |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2026 |
If you don't mind, I would not want to try this on myself. |
1.2857 |
0.12529 |
14 |
10 |
4 |
0 |
| 2027 |
Yes, I know your brother well! He's in cage FG-25, part of the control group. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2028 |
I’m about to place the lunch order. Do you want grilled cheese or peanut butter and jelly today |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2029 |
The lab rats are still not making any progress with the vaccine. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2030 |
I have some bad news, Dr. Algernon. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2031 |
None of this was tested on animals, right? |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2032 |
Sir, I hate to rat-out the last person to alter the formula, but...
OH, sorry. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2033 |
Sorry, but your CAT-scan did not go well. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2034 |
You know, this isn't a rat race |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2035 |
Yes we used your off spring but they didn’t survive. Would you like to provide more? |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2036 |
Let me guess, cheese pizza, mozzarella sticks and a slice of cheesecake. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2037 |
I'm glad you found the lab; this building is a maze. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2038 |
The new batch of mousies just came in. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2039 |
You got some nerve showing up here, lady.” |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2040 |
Yes, I speak squeak. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2041 |
I bet you weren't expecting a doctorate at the end of that maze. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2042 |
This is a graduate student TinkerToy |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2043 |
I see you completed the maze and found a doctorate. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2044 |
The good news is, we didn't kill any mice this time. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2045 |
I am not only the scientist, I am also the subject! |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2046 |
As usual, Professor, your findings in the lab are absolutely amazing. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2047 |
Would you like the good news or the bad news? |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2048 |
Maybe we should decrease your dosages. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2049 |
Which one gives immunity to coronavirus? |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2050 |
Doctor, I hope you can forgive my ancestors for what they did to your ancestors. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2051 |
The experiment was a success. Just don't look in the mirror. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2052 |
Your record shows you excelled in mazes. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2053 |
Sure, I like cheese. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2054 |
Roy, you don't work for Jack Daniels anymore. Stop stealing sips from the lab vials! |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2055 |
I hope this makes up for all the experiments I performed on you. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2056 |
Thanks for the sample, but I am so sorry, you've got to be MIGHTY, Mr. Mouse--forty test tubes in a rack, not four! |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2057 |
Do you want the good news or bad? |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2058 |
We hired you because we believe you will have an excellent rapport with our subjects. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2059 |
Mice evolving... not even the most surprising development of 2020. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2060 |
I wonder what happens if we give it to humans. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2061 |
You were right! It made me look like a human. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2062 |
We're all out of tiny men to run the maze. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2063 |
AWKWARD! |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2064 |
The only way for the scientific community to stop testing on mice was for them to gain sentience and participate in the process. |
1.2857 |
0.12529 |
14 |
10 |
4 |
0 |
| 2065 |
Are you ready for your Corona 19 vaccine? |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2066 |
This happens so rarely that the FDA will give us approval anyway. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2067 |
Well hurry up now, that Covid vaccine isn't going to test itself! |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2068 |
It's not You Bob, it's. . . M. .. . . .Oh hell, ,,It IS you. . .You look too much like a mouse. And even though this is like a grade School Chemeitry lab, certainly not the kind of place for biomedical research with mice, it STILL bothers me! |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2069 |
We need to test this on mice. Do you volunteer? |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2070 |
Professor, are you sure you took the right mixture? |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2071 |
Would you mind running these samples over to Lab B. It's a veritable maze getting there. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2072 |
So, you want to run your initial trials on lab humans and do your clinical trials on mice. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2073 |
That's Dr. Lab Rat to you. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2074 |
Isn't it about time that we experiment on humans for a change? |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2075 |
The human trials were successful. For the next phase, we need some cheese. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2076 |
OK, I'll humor you. But I really don't think cheese will help the vaccine." |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2077 |
As you can see, it's working. I look more and more like a test subject every day. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2078 |
Hello, is it Brie you're looking for? |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2079 |
Somebody has been taking the meds we’ve been giving the rats! I wonder who. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2080 |
I had a feeling you would graduate as best in maze. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2081 |
I just want you to know that I'm really happy with your promotion. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2082 |
Your kids are in daycare playing on the wheel. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2083 |
Look at you! All grown up! |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2084 |
Lucky for us, love is double blind.” |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2085 |
Not a creature was stirring...OMG! You’re a MOUSE! |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2086 |
We made you because trump can't tell the difference between rat and his supporters, maybe you'll be the scientist he listens to. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
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5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2087 |
Human Beings are lining up for the COVID-19 vaccinations. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2088 |
Back for more so soon? I think you need an emergency order from the FDA for that. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
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5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2089 |
Yes, Doctor, I did remember to put your Swiss Cheese lunch in the maze. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
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5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2090 |
Would you take the vaccine when it hits the market? |
1.2857 |
0.12529 |
14 |
10 |
4 |
0 |
| 2091 |
I have good news for you. The doctor says that your hearing is perfect. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2092 |
Free TV Idea: Breaking Bad but with acid |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2093 |
Yes, but did you hear about Toobin? |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2094 |
I'd like to volunteer for your next experiment. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2095 |
I'm so sorry, but the President says the Pandemic is over, so we need not do any more lab experiments. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2096 |
Dr. Fauci, I presume. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2097 |
Are you working on anything that might help change my image? |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2098 |
I understand there are some side effects. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2099 |
How fabulous; you are genetically altered and now too big to fit in the box to be used as a 'test mouse'. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2100 |
So you want me to make you human again? |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2101 |
I loved you in Maze Runner. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2102 |
You appear to have the right qualifications. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2103 |
You've been nominated for a Nobel for your maze theory breakthrough. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2104 |
And to think it was just last year you were pressing a button to get a food pellet! |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2105 |
Wait a minute, those buttons, are you wearing a female lab coat |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2106 |
It worked fine on the rats. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2107 |
Your running on the treadmill has paid off in finding a cure, sir! |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2108 |
At least you never forget where you parked. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2109 |
Based on your research, I believe we’re ready to start testing humans. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2110 |
Please..no cheesy sales pitches. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2111 |
Yes, I do enjoy working with mice. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2112 |
Yes sir! We haven’t used rats since we got your memo. We are using cats now.” |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2113 |
We have just sequenced the new gene for the novel mouse virus...CATTACA |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2114 |
Don't work too late. You might get trapped in here. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2115 |
While your research is not full of holes, it's highly unusual to run tests on lab students. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2116 |
Wow. This is a bit embarrassing. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2117 |
No, I'm sure, you're not supposed to drink this stuff. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2118 |
I must say, you've really moved up the ranks around here. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2119 |
Interesting findings... do we get the cheese now? |
1.2857 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 2120 |
Do you identify as a man or a mouse? |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2121 |
Looks like the Phase II testing is going well.... |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2122 |
At least it cured your cattiness. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2123 |
Let's start with something simple . . . Where's the exit? |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2124 |
They still think it came from a bat. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2125 |
All feline testing. Mice and guinea pig free. |
1.2857 |
0.12529 |
14 |
10 |
4 |
0 |
| 2126 |
Yes, I'm certain that you were in the control group. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2127 |
See, working for big Parma isn't too bad! |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2128 |
The good new, Disney called, very interested. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2129 |
Seems like just yesterday that you were poking around in that maze. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2130 |
I promise you we didn't use any of your relatives for these tests. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2131 |
I hear you are looking for subjects for your vaccine trials. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2132 |
You're overqualified to be a maze runner. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
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5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2133 |
It's probably your first day. Let me explain a few things. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
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5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2134 |
So, next we address the ANimal TEsting !?! |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2135 |
Now, let's see if we can change you back. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
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5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2136 |
I’m a mouse in a lab coat and even I have never exposed myself at work. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
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5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2137 |
That trial went particularly well, maybe in the future we can get more of you here. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
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5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2138 |
Our research had been going down one blind alley after another. We hope you can help us find our way. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
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5 |
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0 |
| 2139 |
As we’ve always said, even the lowest employee can become the CEO if he works hard enough. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
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5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2140 |
I’m sure that your insider’s expertise will benefit us greatly! |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
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5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2141 |
Your vaccine is 100% effective, but the side effects might be an issue. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
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5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2142 |
I think we're ready for a Phase 3 trial. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
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5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2143 |
ooooh, double windsor. Nice! |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
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5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2144 |
I understand that you don't like animal testing, Dr. Rat. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
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5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2145 |
Yeah, but it tasted good, right? |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
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5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2146 |
Now we truly have an inclusive workplace. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
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5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2147 |
Can’t look me in the eye can you? |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
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5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2148 |
I don't think we can reverse it |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
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5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2149 |
You should feel right at home here! |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
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0 |
| 2150 |
Sir. I agree with your new rule but could we qualify it so it’s only “BIG” lab mice lives that matter? |
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| 2151 |
Wow, you really worked your way up. |
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| 2152 |
Well, we’re not there yet on the vaccine... but we did find the cure for male pattern baldness. |
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| 2153 |
Right now we're trying to figure out why little bits of food keep disappearing from the break room. |
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| 2154 |
You want me to find the cheese? |
1.2857 |
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| 2155 |
I'm ashamed to say that it's true. But I didn't know she was your mother. |
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| 2156 |
Well, at least we know that the DNA transfuser works! |
1.2857 |
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| 2157 |
Yes, Doctor, we just received a new shipment of "lab humans" to test the spread of COVID in the Mice community." |
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| 2158 |
Yeh, Jim, the early results are promising. But we still don't have any leads on the droppings around the lab. Any thoughts? |
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| 2159 |
The tests show that even a mouse outranks a woman, as long as it is male. |
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| 2160 |
About your aunt and uncle ... |
1.2857 |
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| 2161 |
So other than turning me into a rat, the vaccine had no other side effects, right? |
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| 2162 |
Yes, 'A-MAZE-World' is - uh - an amazing name for your dream amusement park. But don't you think pizza, cheese and dark water might be too-limiting for your snack stand menu? |
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| 2163 |
There is a noticeable side effect but at least it cures your Covid-19. |
1.2857 |
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| 2164 |
Are you ready to run the maze? |
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| 2165 |
First tests on cats are very encouraging |
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| 2166 |
I raised your parents. |
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| 2167 |
Sure, just 4 tubes now, but just watch out, these things breed like...uh.....um..... |
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| 2168 |
If it could turn me into a democrat then I'd be all for it..... |
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| 2169 |
John, the test results show that the mouse vaccine works great on humans, except for one small side effect. |
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| 2170 |
I know we were both up for the promotion but you have to let it go, Teresa. |
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| 2171 |
Sure, I guess we could test it on some people too. |
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| 2172 |
So, Dr. Mauci--I hear you'll be the first to try the experimental Covid 19 vaccine. |
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| 2173 |
Can I call you Mickey? |
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| 2174 |
As you suspected, Doctor, the vaccine unfortunately seems to work only in humans who are also dirty rats. |
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| 2175 |
Yes sir, your tests results show a definite change! |
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| 2176 |
I guess this is a first for you, being on this side of the experiment! |
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| 2177 |
This isn't the result we were hoping for, Algernon. |
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| 2178 |
What do you mean, ''my turn?" |
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| 2179 |
This lab is squeaky clean! |
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| 2180 |
Please provide evidence that you have no family members employed by this company |
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| 2181 |
I'd call it a dubious success, but for you, it all started here. |
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| 2182 |
Well, if you guarantee that testing is safe, I’ll do I too. |
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| 2183 |
Yes, this certainly does shed a new light on everything! |
1.2857 |
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5 |
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| 2184 |
I hear you're also a maze runner. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
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5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2185 |
...using mouse DNA has cured your baldness |
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| 2186 |
Professor Lab Rat I am glad to see that all those years of running through the maze finally paid off. |
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| 2187 |
We're hoping this year's experiment is as groundbreaking as last year's. |
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| 2188 |
These results are excellent, Dr. Hopkins; I think it's time to start testing on humans. |
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| 2189 |
We’re almost finished with human testing and will be ready to begin on mice next week. |
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| 2190 |
Some mixing of species is thought to have occurred. |
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| 2191 |
So I hear you got your start in biomedical research? |
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| 2192 |
Gavin, you were seen racing through the halls and my lunch has gone missing. Anything you'd like to tell me? |
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| 2193 |
Stage 3 trials ? Not just yet, I think." |
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| 2194 |
The good news is, the vaccine looks promising. The bad news is, we are ready to start a trial with mice. |
1.2857 |
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| 2195 |
The FDA won't like this! |
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| 2196 |
I must have gotten the placebo. |
1.2857 |
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| 2197 |
Yes, it's true. The chemical formula is NaCHO. |
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| 2198 |
Congratulations! Your promotion encourages me that it's truly possible to overcome systemic bias and rise to the top! |
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| 2199 |
Nice to me you. Finally, we got someone who understands both sides of the testing scenarios. |
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| 2200 |
My mom was a pack rat and my dad was a gym rat, but I just had bigger dream y’know? |
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| 2201 |
I see on your resume that you have extensive lab experience. |
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| 2202 |
No thanks, I already ate. |
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| 2203 |
So, tell me what you have to report, I’m
all ears. |
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| 2204 |
I’m flattered, but I’m looking to date more of a GYM rat. |
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| 2205 |
Thank you for the letter of recommendation, Dr. Squeaky. |
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| 2206 |
If there's anything at all that you need, please just ring the bell! |
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| 2207 |
Have Fauci and Trump tested these? Remember the vaccine will have to deal with hi and low IQs. |
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| 2208 |
The good news is that the experiment is a partial success |
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| 2209 |
Sorry to say, Doctor Rodenti, the sample appears to be Contaminated with Hanta Virus |
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| 2210 |
I feel good about this; it’s like you were made for this job. |
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| 2211 |
For the last time: NO CATS ARE ALLOWED inside the lab! |
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| 2212 |
You are our very first graduate to return to working here. So, you know the drill. Ill let you set up the maze |
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| 2213 |
The cheese in the fridge is mine, but I’m open to sharing. |
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| 2214 |
Don't worry. I'm sure you'll learn your way around quickly. This lab is just like a maze. |
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| 2215 |
The good news is you'll be paid in cheese. |
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| 2216 |
Good news--after the third round of testing, Colby is still beating Cheddar and Swiss |
1.2857 |
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| 2217 |
I can see why you asked for an unbiased assistant. |
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| 2218 |
Our clinical trial will be triple-blind. |
1.2857 |
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| 2219 |
I know that I'm expected to do the Christmas Decorations, but there's no damn way this year |
1.2857 |
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1 |
| 2220 |
The new shipment of men will arrive this afternoon |
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| 2221 |
A breakthrough, Swiss Cheese explained! |
1.2857 |
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| 2222 |
If we don't get some results soon, we'll lose our funding. |
1.2857 |
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| 2223 |
So, Algernon, some good news and some bad news. |
1.2857 |
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| 2224 |
I feel like you’re always testing me. |
1.2857 |
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5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2225 |
I’ve been following your progress for years. |
1.2857 |
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0 |
| 2226 |
We have our work cut out for us. Everyone is looking at us as a Mickey Mouse operation. |
1.2857 |
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5 |
2 |
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| 2227 |
You must have worked here a long time. |
1.2857 |
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0 |
| 2228 |
I guess trying it out on humans would be only fair... |
1.2857 |
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2 |
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| 2229 |
So, do you have any kids that might need a job? |
1.2857 |
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| 2230 |
You certainly are a very good listener. |
1.2857 |
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| 2231 |
I concur,Dr. Algernon |
1.2857 |
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| 2232 |
And there will be a light after dark
Someday when we are six feet apart. |
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| 2233 |
The humans have signed waivers and await you in the testing lab! |
1.2857 |
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0 |
| 2234 |
Thanks for taking the night shift. |
1.2857 |
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5 |
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| 2235 |
I was wondering what happened to the mouse DNA we collected. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
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5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2236 |
Someone's been nibbling on our results. |
1.2857 |
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5 |
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0 |
| 2237 |
When they told me I would be working with a lab rat I never expected this..... |
1.2857 |
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0 |
| 2238 |
Sir, I think I mixed up the cheese samples. |
1.2857 |
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0 |
| 2239 |
I've replaced all the mice with lab cats as you've instructed. |
1.2857 |
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| 2240 |
What an honor! Actually working with a Lab Rat! The parking lot is a real maze, but the periodic snacks along the way really kept me going! |
1.2857 |
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| 2241 |
I’m afraid we don’t allow family members to participate in our lab studies. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
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5 |
2 |
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| 2242 |
I understand that you got here on the fast track. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
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5 |
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0 |
| 2243 |
Of course, we'll have to test it on humans first before we start the trials on mice. |
1.2857 |
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| 2244 |
The vaccine is effective but has some strange side effects. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
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5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2245 |
I see. So "mousy little girl" is actually a compliment. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
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5 |
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| 2246 |
You'd be surprised how many applicants misinterpreted the posting seeking experienced rodentia researchers. |
1.2857 |
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0 |
| 2247 |
Good news! The results of the transmogrification vaccine tests are very encouraging. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
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5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2248 |
Congratulations, you're getting a raise to cheese AND crackers |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
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5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2249 |
Sorry, just because the vaccine worked on your relatives, doesn't mean it's ready for people. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
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5 |
2 |
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| 2250 |
I suppose we could just test the vaccine on humans |
1.2857 |
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5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2251 |
Your mom says hi, |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
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5 |
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| 2252 |
No I don’t think I can go out with you . You keep looking at me like I’m a piece of cheese. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
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| 2253 |
Thank you Dr. Fauci for being the first to try the COVID vaccine. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
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5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2254 |
We’ve ordered some fleas, which we plan those in all experiments in the future. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
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5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2255 |
My apologies. I requested a doctor researching hair transplants --- not a hare doctor. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
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5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2256 |
I genuinely thought ‘lab rat’ was a term of endearment. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
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5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2257 |
After the lipstick we'll have you try on the new mascara. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
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5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2258 |
With apologies, we're actually interested in a different kind of mouse model. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
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5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2259 |
The CDC has reversed things. I'm in the new clinical trial and you're in charge. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2260 |
Using lab rats for this drug trial has taken a whole different meaning. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2261 |
And so, we gave a mouse a cookie... |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
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5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2262 |
No, you didn't scare me. I just didn't hear you come in. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
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5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2263 |
We isolated the radioactive compound Toobinium, but unfortunately several colleagues were exposed. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2264 |
Excuse me, but do you know what a trigger warning is? |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
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5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2265 |
Our products are not tested on animals. They’re tested by them. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
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5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2266 |
No more mazes. Anything else? |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
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5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2267 |
I'd like to revise the study population for my experiment. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
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5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2268 |
This next step involves something I left out of the job description. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
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5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2269 |
I told the donkey I rode over on to stay outside since the elephants not in the room. Now we can feel free to discuss science. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
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0 |
| 2270 |
After you figure out how to turn yourself back into a human, would you mind trying to remove my extra mouth? |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
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5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2271 |
Good news. We have been given approval to start testing vaccines on cats! |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
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5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2272 |
So, I says to the guy why don't you take a dive.......Ha...ha....huuu |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
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5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2273 |
I know you will feel at home here |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
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5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2274 |
Yes sir, I'm ready o run the maze. |
1.2857 |
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5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2275 |
Again, welcome and I think I speak for all of us when I say we're eager to see what other changes you want to make around here. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
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| 2276 |
No, it won't wear off, but I'm sure you could find work at Disneyland |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
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5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2277 |
It has come to my attention that the vial on the counter wasn't for me. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
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5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2278 |
Umm, Professor? It looks like instead of more muscular, our gene editing made you mus musculus |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
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5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2279 |
And I think this year, it’s only fair that I run in the maze. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
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5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2280 |
We're really sorry about your cousin. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
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5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2281 |
Let's change the rewards from pellets to cheese. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
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5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2282 |
I ordered a cheese plate for lunch. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
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5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2283 |
What does it take to go from running mazes to running vaccine trials? |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
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5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2284 |
Your mother is the second tube from the left. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
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5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2285 |
Your willingness to test our products on yourself is amazing. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
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5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2286 |
We've gotten approval to start testing on humans now! |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
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5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2287 |
I'm glad it worked and you're able to see, but what happened to the other two? |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
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5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2288 |
Eight months into the pandemic and everyone’s starting to look like a lab rat. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
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5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2289 |
And who says there aren't benefits to being first in your maze! |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
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5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2290 |
Just between us, Micky got the trial vaccine, Minnie got the placebo. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
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5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2291 |
The good news is that we've completed your AncestryDNA testing. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
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5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2292 |
Of course YOU would want to test on hamsters! |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
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5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2293 |
Would you like to meet for crackers and cheese after work? |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
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5 |
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| 2294 |
Of course it's safe. Sheesh...are you a man or a mouse? |
1.2857 |
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5 |
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| 2295 |
And we were just wondering if you would be willing to step in for Dr. Fauci when he needs a break. |
1.2857 |
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5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2296 |
Janice told me I have funny ears! |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
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5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2297 |
The union wants to be fair but
... |
1.2857 |
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5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2298 |
Yes, your hearing has improved, but I'm not sure we can market the drug as a less expensive hearing aid. |
1.2857 |
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5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2299 |
Early results confirm your thesis - no one can resist cheese. |
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0 |
| 2300 |
It's not that I don't trust science. I just don't trust rodents. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
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| 2301 |
Thanks for coming in. Usually, though, our subjects don't come garbed. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
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5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2302 |
The lab never ran this smoothly before Disney bought us out. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2303 |
We hired you to provide an element of empathy to our studies. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2304 |
The subject of my last experiment, the co-author of my next. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2305 |
We can skip most of orientation. You should already know how most things work around here. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2306 |
With the human trials being a success, we are finally ready to move on to mice! |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2307 |
You’re such a great listener. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2308 |
Thanks for helping us develop a cheese with universal appeal. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2309 |
The triple-blind mice trials all came back positive, sir. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2310 |
You look familiar. Bet you get that a lot here”. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2311 |
You have to navigate the maze and find the cure before our boss realizes you're close and blocks it off. |
1.2857 |
0.16336 |
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11 |
2 |
1 |
| 2312 |
So, when's Take Your Kids to Work Day? I think your kids would enjoy the experiments. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
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5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2313 |
I've heard of Dr. Dolittle, but Dr. Stuart Little?! It looks like I'M the one talking to the animals today! |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
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5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2314 |
Please don't warm up your cheese in the lab microwaves. Thank you. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2315 |
How do you still find the time to run mazes? |
1.2857 |
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7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2316 |
It's nice to see the cause finding the solution. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
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5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2317 |
No, no, hold your clipboard right-side-up. Make it look like you've held one before. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2318 |
Any side effects? |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2319 |
No, I don’t live in the subway, Linda. That’s an egregious stereotype. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2320 |
It looks like the treatments are helping |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2321 |
Ooh, it looks like someone gets to runs maze today! |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2322 |
I am afraid that I have found a definite bias in your studies, |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
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5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2323 |
Rest assured, we're working around the clock to find a vaccine for a cheese allergy. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
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5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2324 |
I assume you are familiar with the experiment? |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
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5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2325 |
We're hoping your small maze experience will translate well to larger mazes. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2326 |
On the bright side, we’ve been nominated for the Nobel Prize in medicine. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2327 |
That's not what code switching means, stewart. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2328 |
So I strongly recommend we change the trial subjects. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2329 |
Well, at least you're now immune from COVID. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2330 |
So you discovered the Disney gene! |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2331 |
Good news! The work on longevity is progressing well. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2332 |
Lab rat. That's funny. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2333 |
'You say there was an accidental DNA transfer? What makes you think so?' |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2334 |
Well, empirically speaking, I believe your report shows a cultural bias. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2335 |
But, I asked for a lab rat. |
1.2857 |
0.16336 |
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11 |
2 |
1 |
| 2336 |
We have it, Doctor, the secret to running mazes. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2337 |
In a small company like ours, the opportunities for advancement are virtually unlimited. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2338 |
The anti-vaxxers are gonna have a field day with this. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2339 |
I understand there's been some changes made |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2340 |
I'm sorry you're not eligible to volunteer for the cheese vaccination. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2341 |
I know I promised this wouldn't happen,but.... |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2342 |
So the maze wasn’t challenging enough for you, huh? |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2343 |
Yes sir. 54% of the cats got tumors from it. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2344 |
The final vaccine shows marked disinterest in felines towards your species. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2345 |
A word off caution—don’t get caught in one of those vaccine efficacy traps.” |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2346 |
Why don't we try it on some humans? |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2347 |
I am sorry I am late. It was a like a maze getting in here. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2348 |
Here's hoping our new test-tube confined system takes care of the inter-species shifting problem we had before. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2349 |
Well, someone's a good little maze-runner, isn't he? |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2350 |
I shouldn't have gone on a mouse diet when I was pregnant. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2351 |
I'll drive you to IKEA for the maze experiment. |
1.2857 |
0.12529 |
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10 |
4 |
0 |
| 2352 |
But will it work on humans? |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2353 |
The cheese omelet at lunch is to die for. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2354 |
I would call this experiment a success. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
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5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2355 |
"The maze is set up. Our research supervisor just wanted to confirm you're not experiencing any...uh...conflict of interest." |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2356 |
Make sure to take your lab coat off before entering the maze, Mr. Müs. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2357 |
Here's the list of laboratory humans. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2358 |
Well, since you asked, it's the ears. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2359 |
I just took a DNA test, turns out I'm 100% that snitch. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2360 |
I asked for a lab rat. You might be a little overqualified. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2361 |
Yes, I can see that. But it’s still unethical to experiment on yourself. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2362 |
The Diversity Committee called. They said we have to employ a pig. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2363 |
The experiment went great, only 9 humans needed a social media break this time. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2364 |
To think, 5 years ago you were in the maze, now you're my boss. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2365 |
This is such an honor. I learned from your father. And your grandfather. And your great-grandfather... |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2366 |
I think it’s best that we start by clarifying the role of “laboratory rat” in this experiment. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2367 |
Of course, it has only been tested on humans so far.... |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2368 |
Good news. The truth serum is working, and so is your "sexy rat" costume. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2369 |
I assume you've reviewed our conflict-of-interest policy? |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2370 |
One of us may be experiencing side effects. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2371 |
If you think it’s an acceptable side effect we can start the clinical trial. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2372 |
I’m so glad that our philosophical differences hasn’t got in the way of our collaboration. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2373 |
I know it's tough to swallow, but you did vow to give your life to science. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2374 |
Maybe next time we can experiment on Dolphins? |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2375 |
You were right. The perfect growth medium for the vaccine is dumpster pizza mixed with used coffee grounds. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2376 |
The testing using humans is not going well...they are complaining that the maze is too difficult to reach the pizza. They're striking. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2377 |
Should we try this on my mother-in-law first? |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2378 |
Great news, the cheese shop just called to confirm your 6pm." |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2379 |
My last job was sequencing cheddar. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2380 |
So any side effects apart from the sudden craving for cheese? |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2381 |
C’mon. Would I lie about the trials? Roll up your sleeve. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2382 |
I'll pass on being a research participant this round! |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2383 |
And you say it was a really positive side effect? |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2384 |
Maybe we should use test animals first. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2385 |
We feel additional oversight of the lab may be required. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
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5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2386 |
OK doc are you ready to see Mrs Cats? |
1.2857 |
0.16336 |
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11 |
2 |
1 |
| 2387 |
I can't believe I didn't think of the sideffects. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2388 |
Your turn! |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2389 |
Have you seen any of the escaped lab rats? |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2390 |
Mice trials will start after we finish the human trials |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2391 |
Doctor, you ever see the movie ‘The Fly’? |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2392 |
You'd be perfect for the test group! |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2393 |
On behalf of the Uiversity I'd like to thank you for your contribution to this project. Your sperm donation supplied our labs mice with the optimal genetics for testing household poisons on our "mousers" . |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2394 |
Fermented cheese shooters! |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2395 |
The chemical analysis of the cheddar sample should be ready in a couple of hours. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2396 |
PETA is throwing sand in our wheels. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2397 |
Unfortunately, there appear to be some side effects... |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2398 |
It worked on humans. Now we'll have to see if it works on mice. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2399 |
The vaccine has no significant side effects |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2400 |
They'll want to know if you'll be using rodents in your work. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2401 |
It’s an honor to work with a leading scientist in the field |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2402 |
Since you started working here we no longer test on animals |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2403 |
Great news! So basically, our new vaccine worked and you are immune. But you say you now have mouse ears? |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2404 |
I’ve really enjoyed our dates, but maybe we can try something non-maze-related next time? |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2405 |
Thanks for helping out, I can never decide if which of these cheddars is best for cauliflower cheese! |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2406 |
Doctor, perhaps you're too empathetic with first-trial vaccine subjects |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2407 |
Oh, and by the way George, congratulations on the promotion. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2408 |
Thanks, Jim. Why don’t you give these to your friends and then let me know what they think. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2409 |
I am glad to see you rose above the maze and made something of yourself. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2410 |
Eeeeeek! A mouse! |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2411 |
Vaccination testing trial gone wrong. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2412 |
One of our genetically engineered mice has escaped |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2413 |
What did you mean by I'm going to be your lab rat? |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2414 |
'Okay, so there's a side effect. But it did cure that dry cough.' |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2415 |
I knew it would be beneficial if we built a better mouse trap. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2416 |
We were hoping you would give us some insight into rodent auditory perception. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2417 |
Hello Doctor, do you prefer referring to them as lab rats or experiment participants? |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2418 |
I’m not sure your the best person to review my experiment. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2419 |
That last test drug had amazing results. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2420 |
I really want to meet the person who came up with this maze test. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2421 |
Doctor, they're waiting for you in the Hearing Impairment Workshop down the hall. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2422 |
I've read your book, 'Of Mice and Mazes'. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2423 |
Thanks for asking, but I'm waiting for our tailless generation. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2424 |
O.K. if I call you “Lab Rat”? |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2425 |
The tests came back positive, Doctor: you're definitely a large mouse in a lab coat. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2426 |
I'm really a big fan of your son's music, Dr. Deadmau5. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2427 |
I'm so happy we're finally promoting from within! |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2428 |
The placebos were clearly marked, sir. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2429 |
I'm still trying to decide if this was a good or bad side effect! |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2430 |
I'm flattered, Frank, but I'm worried dating my supervisor would kill any chance I have at a promotion around here. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
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5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2431 |
I understand fair play but would prefer not to be one of your first in the new trial."
Paul M. Wert
Spokane, Wa |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
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5 |
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0 |
| 2432 |
You'll fit right in! Mice have been working here for decades. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2433 |
I've got to admit it, you make animal testing fun again. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2434 |
Welcome to the team. Looks like you've found your way around pretty quickly. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2435 |
Doctor, I'm happy to tell you that we've discovered a cure for the cancer we used to kill all of your aunts and uncles. |
1.2857 |
0.16336 |
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11 |
2 |
1 |
| 2436 |
Well, this takes us in a whole new direction. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2437 |
‘Good morning, sir.And how are you responding to the Covid-19 vaccine trials?’ |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2438 |
Nothing to report in the control group. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2439 |
To tell the truth , this is taking diversity a little too far. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
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5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2440 |
The cat is going to hate this... |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
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5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2441 |
Good afternoon Professor, glad you found us through the maze! |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2442 |
So these are the Operation Warp Speed vaccines...lets test it on the cats. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2443 |
If they won't vote once every four years, what makes you think they'll press the lever for food three times a day? |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2444 |
Is it true you started as a test subject? |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2445 |
Dr. Spillman, yes of course, I took the formula too, yeah, uhm, but I just didn't get the same results as you. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
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5 |
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0 |
| 2446 |
One of the maze runners came with a white tie instead of black. I assume OK? |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2447 |
I’d expect you feel right at home here! |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2448 |
I’m embarrassed to ask, but, have you done any modeling? |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2449 |
I’m relieved that you being both my lab subject and my boss hasn’t created a conflict of interest.” |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2450 |
You work your way to the top from that maze didn’t you? |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
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5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2451 |
It’s 2020 sis, new drugs are tested on you |
1.2857 |
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5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2452 |
We should talk about phase two of the experiment. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2453 |
We’re trying to avoid epistemological issues, like conflict of interest and subject-object identification. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2454 |
Well, the results are in but they've muddled up the name, What is your given name Mr. Dent? |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2455 |
i was told you needed me for some experiments |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2456 |
Dr Roe! Didn't you say, we could use your family to experiment on |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2457 |
This is our best couples costume yet, and we always slay the costume contest. Every year! That’s probably why all of our friends call us the Costume Couple, even though you just know Julio and Gretchen want to be called the Costume Couple. Remember that year when they went as Ted Danson and Mary Steenburgen but like they were versions of them from totally different eras and no one knew who they were supposed to be? Ha! Classic. But no they’re cool I know you don’t like when I talk about your friends like they are trying to outdo us. Anyways what’s your afternoon like, wanna hit the maze? |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2458 |
Glad to have you back in this lab, Doc. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2459 |
You know you're not fooling anyone with that lab coat, Dave? |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2460 |
Your son has been asking about you......it’s time, Frank |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2461 |
We proud ourselves in our high success rates working with lab mice! |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2462 |
I’m a huge fan of your work in both research and testing, Dr. Mousely. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2463 |
It is always better to hear the results firsthand than from a test tube |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2464 |
They told me you were the go-to fella for all things lab. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2465 |
So let's get this experiment starting! |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2466 |
So, what do you think? Do you want to try it next? |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2467 |
As if they ratted on us... |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2468 |
The good news is that I'll let you be first author on the paper |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2469 |
It’s an honor. Your maze work is why I went into this field. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2470 |
...left, left, right, left button hook, then right again. It should have been right in front of me. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2471 |
We made the COVID-19 vaccine protocol public, what more do you need to know? |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2472 |
Never mind the results. We’ll just go with our gut feeling on this one. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2473 |
Wait, what are you doing here? I thought you were the test subject, |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2474 |
I’d call you a lab rat, but that’s not mice |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2475 |
Dr. At? |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2476 |
We are pleased to have someone with your experience join the team |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2477 |
Miss Roberts, I can assure you my DNA is not worthy of this Mickey Mouse experiment! |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2478 |
I’m so pleased with the results of the new Covid-19 vaccine |
1.2857 |
0.16336 |
14 |
11 |
2 |
1 |
| 2479 |
The vaccine will be tested on mice first.. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2480 |
Should we start testing with one of yours or one of mine? |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2481 |
I'm sorry. What did you say? |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2482 |
Well, at least our request for external scale-up support was taken seriously |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2483 |
Rats, they want this done by November 3rd! |
1.2857 |
0.12529 |
14 |
10 |
4 |
0 |
| 2484 |
‘Tom, so nice to meet you. I’m Geri’ |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2485 |
How many of us survived your lab test? |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2486 |
It worked, doctor. Now we can turn anything into cheese |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2487 |
The Green Mile alternate ending: Mr. Jingles lives on to become a Nobel Prize winning scientist |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2488 |
´just think of the exposure and experience you will get! |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2489 |
I like your costume, Larry. Larry? Larry? Why are you squeaking like that? |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2490 |
It’s the blind leading the blind in there. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2491 |
brave new in vivo world, wouldn’t you say doctor? |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2492 |
So the good news is the the Russian conspiracy that the vaccine turns you into a monkey is false. The bad news… |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2493 |
Yes, you’re correct. The ad stated ‘only serious lab rats need apply’. Let’s begin! |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2494 |
Well you ought to know! You’re the expert |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2495 |
Please tell me we got the funding, I cannot test myself again |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2496 |
The remarkable progress you have made since coming to work in the lab is nothing short of...a-maze-Ing. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2497 |
Yes Sir, we’ve successfully isolated the gene for mouse catching |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2498 |
Does that mean you’ll approve the next round of testing on cats? |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2499 |
Have you seen The Fly? Well, it’s like “The Fly...but with a mouse. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2500 |
So what did you think of the Planet of the Apes? |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2501 |
We just can't imagine how we used computers before you arrived |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2502 |
Funny you mentioned that your cousins live in the basement. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2503 |
Glad you made it in, this place is a bit of a maze |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2504 |
Right... so for your first assignment, this might be a bit awkward... |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2505 |
Well Greg, we have all been impressed by your many years of experience. It just really shows |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2506 |
Who would have thought a woman could become a scientist? |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2507 |
My God, it worked! |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2508 |
No, you a-maze me! |
1.2857 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
| 2509 |
Ok, lets see what you can teach me today. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2510 |
Actually, Jane, the new preferred term is 'murine laboratory technician' |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2511 |
No doctor, those glasses don't make your ears look big. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2512 |
I've got the human testers all prepped for the trials. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2513 |
The results will soon show us whether you’re a man or a mouse. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2514 |
One each |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2515 |
Well it made your species more aware, I think it’s about time we tried it. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2516 |
As you can see, I’m the clearest sign yet that you shouldn’t test on animals. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2517 |
You’re proof that science education is effective. If only the government would stop blocking our human trials. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2518 |
Are you sure that was the only side effect? |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2519 |
yes I've read flowers for algernon, why ever do you ask? |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2520 |
I am sorry but this is not a job interview, This advertisement was for volunteers for clinical trails" |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2521 |
I’m glad we finally have a trial level between ‘mouse’ and ‘human’ |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2522 |
I really appreciate that you don't experiment on humans. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2523 |
Good news Harold, only nine cats died this time. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2524 |
Yeah, I got out. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2525 |
They are blaming bats for this plague. Mission accomplished. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2526 |
Sometimes I get the feeling I wasn’t hired for my intellect. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2527 |
Human traps have been set, like you asked! Results awaited. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2528 |
I understand that is how they do it at Disney but that isn’t how we do it here. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2529 |
That was actually a graphic novel written by a human. It anthropomorphized mice in order to make a point about human cruelty, but at this point in history, I can see where there might be some confusion. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2530 |
What do you mean I'm next? |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
| 2531 |
Have you yesterday's results yet, Algernon? |
1.2778 |
0.10863 |
18 |
13 |
5 |
0 |
| 2532 |
Working here has always felt like I'm a mouse in a maze, to be honest. |
1.2727 |
0.19498 |
11 |
9 |
1 |
1 |
| 2533 |
Doctor, as the very first volunteer, you are living proof that we are now ready to enter Phase Three. |
1.2727 |
0.14084 |
11 |
8 |
3 |
0 |
| 2534 |
Have you seen a speech therapist about that periodic squeak, doctor ? |
1.2727 |
0.14084 |
11 |
8 |
3 |
0 |
| 2535 |
A maze? Sure, sounds fun. |
1.2727 |
0.19498 |
11 |
9 |
1 |
1 |
| 2536 |
Yeah, things are pretty laid back around here. I wouldn't call it a rat race. |
1.2727 |
0.14084 |
11 |
8 |
3 |
0 |
| 2537 |
Well, I have always thought of myself as a real lab rat |
1.2727 |
0.14084 |
11 |
8 |
3 |
0 |
| 2538 |
I read your "The Effects of dynamite cigars and falling pianos on felines" and I had a few questions. |
1.2727 |
0.19498 |
11 |
9 |
1 |
1 |
| 2539 |
Yes, I can confirm this one is definitely LSD |
1.2727 |
0.19498 |
11 |
9 |
1 |
1 |
| 2540 |
No, next week's out. How about next year --- is next year good for you? |
1.2727 |
0.14084 |
11 |
8 |
3 |
0 |
| 2541 |
I assume you'll be overseeing the animal testing of the vaccine? |
1.2727 |
0.14084 |
11 |
8 |
3 |
0 |
| 2542 |
Jeffrey Toobin took out his dick on a Zoom call. |
1.2727 |
0.14084 |
11 |
8 |
3 |
0 |
| 2543 |
Why yes, I'm here because of STEM outreach too. |
1.2727 |
0.14084 |
11 |
8 |
3 |
0 |
| 2544 |
My last lab partner was a cute bunny. |
1.2727 |
0.14084 |
11 |
8 |
3 |
0 |
| 2545 |
Umm, because mice deserve the most advanced treatment. |
1.2727 |
0.14084 |
11 |
8 |
3 |
0 |
| 2546 |
My secret to hiding the ears? Bobby pins and long hair. Nobody has ever guessed. |
1.2727 |
0.14084 |
11 |
8 |
3 |
0 |
| 2547 |
To be really sure we should test it on...., nevermind. |
1.2727 |
0.19498 |
11 |
9 |
1 |
1 |
| 2548 |
What do you want to do tomorrow, Pinky? |
1.2727 |
0.19498 |
11 |
9 |
1 |
1 |
| 2549 |
Wow! I'm impressed that you found the lab on your own. It can be like a maze around here. |
1.2727 |
0.19498 |
11 |
9 |
1 |
1 |
| 2550 |
Have you been snacking on the lab chow again Errol? |
1.2727 |
0.14084 |
11 |
8 |
3 |
0 |
| 2551 |
Impressive, but the cheese is next door. |
1.2727 |
0.14084 |
11 |
8 |
3 |
0 |
| 2552 |
Don't forget about Take Your Child to Work day, dr. Rat! The lab can't wait to see the little ones. |
1.2727 |
0.14084 |
11 |
8 |
3 |
0 |
| 2553 |
You seem a little overqualified for the job. A PhD in maze running, was it? |
1.2727 |
0.14084 |
11 |
8 |
3 |
0 |
| 2554 |
Obviously the white mice growth hormone is a success |
1.2727 |
0.14084 |
11 |
8 |
3 |
0 |
| 2555 |
I have already taken the secret elixer we have been working on for months. By tomorrow morning I should also be a giant mouse, and finally we can be married! |
1.2727 |
0.19498 |
11 |
9 |
1 |
1 |
| 2556 |
You'll be perfect to run this field test. |
1.2727 |
0.14084 |
11 |
8 |
3 |
0 |
| 2557 |
Shape of Cheese |
1.2727 |
0.14084 |
11 |
8 |
3 |
0 |
| 2558 |
I can't wait to see the results of our next experiment! |
1.2727 |
0.14084 |
11 |
8 |
3 |
0 |
| 2559 |
No, Dear. I said a hair's breadth. |
1.2727 |
0.14084 |
11 |
8 |
3 |
0 |
| 2560 |
Yes, Yes! Now we can film, "The Mouse!" |
1.2727 |
0.14084 |
11 |
8 |
3 |
0 |
| 2561 |
Yes, your work is excellent, but the staff thinks you have outgrown your position |
1.2727 |
0.14084 |
11 |
8 |
3 |
0 |
| 2562 |
I really hate to tell you this, but your vaccine has funny side effects.”
Don Dechman. Austin T |
1.2727 |
0.14084 |
11 |
8 |
3 |
0 |
| 2563 |
Mr Rabbit Dr Fauci said your vaccine is ready |
1.2727 |
0.14084 |
11 |
8 |
3 |
0 |
| 2564 |
How inspiring that you worked your way up from being vermin behind the dumpster. |
1.2727 |
0.14084 |
11 |
8 |
3 |
0 |
| 2565 |
I'm disappointed too, but at least you are not a fly. |
1.2727 |
0.14084 |
11 |
8 |
3 |
0 |
| 2566 |
Well, the mice didn't have any side effects. |
1.2727 |
0.19498 |
11 |
9 |
1 |
1 |
| 2567 |
It's not you, I'm just not into office romance. |
1.2727 |
0.19498 |
11 |
9 |
1 |
1 |
| 2568 |
I told you and I told you, we don't practice self-experimentation anymore. |
1.2727 |
0.19498 |
11 |
9 |
1 |
1 |
| 2569 |
Congratulations on being the only survivor from our internship program! |
1.2727 |
0.19498 |
11 |
9 |
1 |
1 |
| 2570 |
Dr. R? How's your paper on side effects progressing? |
1.2727 |
0.14084 |
11 |
8 |
3 |
0 |
| 2571 |
Oh, so you'll be taking a different role in the experiment today? |
1.2727 |
0.14084 |
11 |
8 |
3 |
0 |
| 2572 |
The human tests were a success and we are on track to start rodent trials later this month. |
1.2727 |
0.14084 |
11 |
8 |
3 |
0 |
| 2573 |
I'm so grateful for the MouseLab diversity program. |
1.2727 |
0.19498 |
11 |
9 |
1 |
1 |
| 2574 |
We're really going to need your help today. |
1.2727 |
0.14084 |
11 |
8 |
3 |
0 |
| 2575 |
No worries, the vaccine has proved completely safe in our tests on humans. |
1.2727 |
0.14084 |
11 |
8 |
3 |
0 |
| 2576 |
Of course we'll test it on cats first |
1.2727 |
0.19498 |
11 |
9 |
1 |
1 |
| 2577 |
The test results are in and I smell a rat. |
1.2727 |
0.14084 |
11 |
8 |
3 |
0 |
| 2578 |
Dr. Mouski, let’s do the second return to normal trial today. |
1.2727 |
0.14084 |
11 |
8 |
3 |
0 |
| 2579 |
Well, then there must be a tiny human headed mouse somewhere out there. |
1.2727 |
0.14084 |
11 |
8 |
3 |
0 |
| 2580 |
Eeny, meeny, miney, doc mouse just pick one, it's all the same vaccine |
1.2727 |
0.19498 |
11 |
9 |
1 |
1 |
| 2581 |
You may want to rethink 'Take-the-Little-Ones-to-Work Day'. |
1.2727 |
0.19498 |
11 |
9 |
1 |
1 |
| 2582 |
I feel like I need to tell you about your test subjects. |
1.2727 |
0.14084 |
11 |
8 |
3 |
0 |
| 2583 |
"It may work on mice, but we need something that works on humans." |
1.2727 |
0.14084 |
11 |
8 |
3 |
0 |
| 2584 |
I'm excited to be working with a legend in the field. |
1.2727 |
0.14084 |
11 |
8 |
3 |
0 |
| 2585 |
obviously, you didn’t get the placebo. |
1.2727 |
0.19498 |
11 |
9 |
1 |
1 |
| 2586 |
Yes, normally we do test it on rats but I guess we could try it on redheads. |
1.2727 |
0.14084 |
11 |
8 |
3 |
0 |
| 2587 |
If all goes well, my ears will sprout --
and we'll be married today! |
1.2727 |
0.14084 |
11 |
8 |
3 |
0 |
| 2588 |
Well, now we know who was in the control group. |
1.2727 |
0.14084 |
11 |
8 |
3 |
0 |
| 2589 |
Our findings show that the Cheddar is particularly effective. |
1.2727 |
0.14084 |
11 |
8 |
3 |
0 |
| 2590 |
No hard feelings I hope. |
1.2727 |
0.14084 |
11 |
8 |
3 |
0 |
| 2591 |
Now that you have a research lab you are going to want some postdocs |
1.2727 |
0.14084 |
11 |
8 |
3 |
0 |
| 2592 |
What a coincidence, I'm lactose intolerant too! |
1.2727 |
0.14084 |
11 |
8 |
3 |
0 |
| 2593 |
Traffic is heavy in the maze - your pals will be 10 minutes late. |
1.2727 |
0.19498 |
11 |
9 |
1 |
1 |
| 2594 |
Congratulations. You’ve succeeded at every test and you’ve just been promoted to my supervisor. |
1.2727 |
0.14084 |
11 |
8 |
3 |
0 |
| 2595 |
We think this study will be totally in your wheelhouse. |
1.2727 |
0.19498 |
11 |
9 |
1 |
1 |
| 2596 |
Looks like those fat-cats turned us down for funding again. |
1.2727 |
0.19498 |
11 |
9 |
1 |
1 |
| 2597 |
No sir, I don’t believe P.E.T.A will have any objections with our experiment. |
1.2727 |
0.14084 |
11 |
8 |
3 |
0 |
| 2598 |
Your granduncle Algernon has contributed greatly in our research |
1.2727 |
0.19498 |
11 |
9 |
1 |
1 |
| 2599 |
Humans are ready for the experiment. |
1.2727 |
0.14084 |
11 |
8 |
3 |
0 |
| 2600 |
‘Spite all my rage, i am still just a rat in a ... |
1.2727 |
0.14084 |
11 |
8 |
3 |
0 |
| 2601 |
I just wanted you to know that I always thought of you as Walter. Not, ‘Walter the lab rat’. |
1.2727 |
0.19498 |
11 |
9 |
1 |
1 |
| 2602 |
I’ll tell the president you’ve found the vaccine. |
1.2727 |
0.19498 |
11 |
9 |
1 |
1 |
| 2603 |
Sorry I’m late. Traffic was a maze. |
1.2727 |
0.19498 |
11 |
9 |
1 |
1 |
| 2604 |
Hey Stuart, how are you? Well you’re not as little as the last time I saw you. |
1.2727 |
0.14084 |
11 |
8 |
3 |
0 |
| 2605 |
Thank you for coming in today. You don’t know how hard it’s been to get people lately. |
1.2727 |
0.19498 |
11 |
9 |
1 |
1 |
| 2606 |
I think it’s time we come clean about the affair, Lisa |
1.2727 |
0.14084 |
11 |
8 |
3 |
0 |
| 2607 |
I guess our experiment got out of hand... |
1.2727 |
0.14084 |
11 |
8 |
3 |
0 |
| 2608 |
Thank you, but I never date co-workers. |
1.2727 |
0.14084 |
11 |
8 |
3 |
0 |
| 2609 |
And you’re 100% sure there are no side effects..? |
1.2727 |
0.14084 |
11 |
8 |
3 |
0 |
| 2610 |
The vaccine works quickly but there do seem to be some side effects. |
1.2727 |
0.14084 |
11 |
8 |
3 |
0 |
| 2611 |
I have to ask, what made you pivot from behavioral science to genetic engineering? |
1.2727 |
0.14084 |
11 |
8 |
3 |
0 |
| 2612 |
I'm a total gym rat too. |
1.2727 |
0.14084 |
11 |
8 |
3 |
0 |
| 2613 |
I do believe you are over qualified for the position. |
1.2727 |
0.19498 |
11 |
9 |
1 |
1 |
| 2614 |
I see you did your fellowship as a subject and are now chief of studies. Very impressive. |
1.2727 |
0.14084 |
11 |
8 |
3 |
0 |
| 2615 |
I can't believe this whole time I was the lab ra- I mean test subject! |
1.2727 |
0.14084 |
11 |
8 |
3 |
0 |
| 2616 |
We’re taking the old maze test up to a new level. |
1.2667 |
0.11819 |
15 |
11 |
4 |
0 |
| 2617 |
I think it is safe to say that this batch of vaccines are a no-go. |
1.2667 |
0.15327 |
15 |
12 |
2 |
1 |
| 2618 |
Hi, yes Mr.Trump will see you next for advice on coronavirus. |
1.2667 |
0.11819 |
15 |
11 |
4 |
0 |
| 2619 |
I’m a transplant, where you born and raised here!? |
1.2667 |
0.11819 |
15 |
11 |
4 |
0 |
| 2620 |
That's fine. But first I need you to run around all the lab tables. |
1.2632 |
0.12892 |
19 |
15 |
3 |
1 |
| 2621 |
You say this batch is cheesy. You mean full of holes sir.
Thelma Fields Antioch, Calif. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
| 2622 |
"Before you start, a totally casual question. Exactly how long did it take you to find your way from HR? |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2623 |
Has anyone ever said you remind them of Hey Arthur? |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2624 |
Professor, the data implies we’re all a part of an evil medical experiment. |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2625 |
the vaccine is gonna be tried in humans before, just in case |
1.2500 |
0.13056 |
12 |
9 |
3 |
0 |
| 2626 |
Let me just say it is an honour to continue our collaboration. |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2627 |
Let's build a better man-trap. |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2628 |
How do you feel about testing on mice? |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2629 |
Algernon, I barely recognized you! |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2630 |
I meant to say we're testing the vaccine on rodents who identify as little people. |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2631 |
I'm glad someone responded to the flyer for cheese taste-testing. |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2632 |
How do I know it’s effective? Ok so this is awkward... |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2633 |
Things can backfire when you gauge your ears in a lab. |
1.2500 |
0.13056 |
12 |
9 |
3 |
0 |
| 2634 |
We think it's time you stepped back from lab work. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
| 2635 |
Did you try that shampoo I gave you last night? |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2636 |
Really, I fear that your hypothesis is not even false? |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2637 |
You're sure you don't mind that we tortured your family? |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2638 |
And you think cheese is the cure? |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2639 |
I always get lost- can you show me how to get to the cafeteria? |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2640 |
Gosh, I’ve never met a Rodent Scholar. |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2641 |
No, professor, I do not intend to use mice in our laboratory experiments. |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2642 |
Good news, we've had a breakthrough in the quantum mechanics lab. Bad news, the cat is most definitely alive. |
1.2500 |
0.13056 |
12 |
9 |
3 |
0 |
| 2643 |
But sir, this program is clearly eugenics."
"One more outburst and you're going in the syringe. |
1.2500 |
0.13056 |
12 |
9 |
3 |
0 |
| 2644 |
And since you're last audit, I've only been experimenting on my immediately family over Thanksgiving. |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2645 |
Guess what? I've applied for a grant that pays in cheese. |
1.2500 |
0.13056 |
12 |
9 |
3 |
0 |
| 2646 |
Just how does one go about making cheese cheesier? |
1.2500 |
0.11180 |
16 |
12 |
4 |
0 |
| 2647 |
I thought it was just your avatar for videocalls |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2648 |
I have the same pair at home but normally wear my contacts to work. |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2649 |
People call me mousy too. |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2650 |
Did you find the lab O.K.? I know it’s like a maze trying to get here. |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2651 |
And the student becomes the teacher. |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2652 |
The second dose group is pretty sick, but they'll take the booster for a $5 Starbucks card and an autographed pink sweater from Bill Gates. |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2653 |
Call it a hunch, but you're not got going to like what we've got going on in the testing room. |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2654 |
You were right, turns out the leading cause of cancer in lab rats
is in fact research scientists. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
| 2655 |
It's good to see they are taking Biodiversity in STEM seriously |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
| 2656 |
It wouldn't work out, my fursona is a cheetah. |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2657 |
Oh doctor, congratulations on your meteoric rise from test subject to department head! |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2658 |
Hello, sir. I'm your new research test subject. |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2659 |
That's right, Laurie, the cure for Elephantiasis has been inside of me all along. |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2660 |
The experiment was successful, Smedley. Your appearance now matches your character. |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2661 |
I'm very impressed on how you've worked your way up through the ranks. |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2662 |
It seems to be working, although a few samples are missing. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
| 2663 |
Well, thank you. I don't think you're mousy either. |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2664 |
We hired you because you totally redefined what it means to be a laboratory mouse |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
| 2665 |
Mice to neet you! |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2666 |
So... good news, bad news on your test results... |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2667 |
I think you'll enjoy working with our subjects. |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2668 |
The experiment worked perfectly. Now, when will I turn back into a mouse? |
1.2500 |
0.13056 |
12 |
9 |
3 |
0 |
| 2669 |
We appreciate your participation. Unfortunately, it appears that the President was inaccurate in his statement that the vaccine had no side visable side effects. |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2670 |
I Promise, I had nothing to do with experiments on your Parents... |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2671 |
Is that a Halloween costume, or have you been fiddling around in the CRISPR lab again? |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2672 |
Have you sampled my cheese plate in the breakroom? |
1.2500 |
0.13056 |
12 |
9 |
3 |
0 |
| 2673 |
Can you hear me? |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2674 |
The next test is where we'll see how you convince our supervisor that we deserve that promotion. |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2675 |
Between you and I, sir, I think there is indeed systemic racism against white mice. |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2676 |
The lunch room? Two lefts, a right, another two lefts, up the ramp and across the bridge. |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2677 |
Professor, I really enjoyed your paper on solving mazes. |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2678 |
No, when I say I don't see species I really mean it. |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2679 |
I’m afraid you can’t have your dick out on Zoom calls, Mr. Toobin. |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
| 2680 |
Before I say "yes" to going out with you, I need to know: are you a mouse, or a man? |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
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6 |
2 |
0 |
