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Name | Value |
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Submission deadline | 2020-10-18T20:21:00.000Z |
Voting started | - |
Voting ended | 2020-11-01T21:23:00.000Z |
Finalists announced | 2020-10-26T20:23:00.000Z |
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued | November 2, 2020 |
Number of captions | 5795 |
Number of responses | 902767 |
Number of participants | - |
In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.
Rank | Caption | Mean | Precision | Total votes | "Unfunny" votes | "Somewhat funny" votes | "Funny" votes |
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0 | We can’t be overthrown, but we can be swayed. | 2.1137 | 0.00647 | 14418 | 3619 | 5540 | 5259 |
1 | Now is the winter of our discount tent. | 1.9681 | 0.00721 | 13233 | 4766 | 4123 | 4344 |
2 | Gotta be honest, I’m relieved this is what you meant by ‘hanging.’ | 1.9340 | 0.00731 | 11553 | 3973 | 4369 | 3211 |
3 | She got the throne in the divorce. | 1.9279 | 0.00752 | 11116 | 3927 | 4064 | 3125 |
4 | We’ll show those Ottomans. | 1.9160 | 0.00734 | 11998 | 4426 | 4154 | 3418 |
5 | I'm swingin' in the reign, just swinging in the reign.... | 1.8878 | 0.00736 | 11890 | 4569 | 4086 | 3235 |
6 | It was called FLÄRDTHRÖNE on the IKEA website...I didn't realize until after assembling. | 1.8576 | 0.01030 | 6180 | 2527 | 2006 | 1647 |
7 | The swing vote put us in. | 1.8506 | 0.02056 | 1352 | 502 | 550 | 300 |
8 | It's comfy, but the throne had a cup holder. | 1.8351 | 0.00806 | 8849 | 3390 | 3528 | 1931 |
9 | We should have gotten the king size. | 1.8310 | 0.00840 | 8424 | 3337 | 3174 | 1913 |
10 | In the future they'll remember me as the king of swing. | 1.8246 | 0.01236 | 3832 | 1517 | 1470 | 845 |
11 | 'Game of Hammocks' just doesn't have the same ring. | 1.8243 | 0.00993 | 6254 | 2576 | 2201 | 1477 |
12 | When they said I’d have to give up the throne I took it as a metaphor. | 1.8233 | 0.00927 | 6537 | 2516 | 2660 | 1361 |
13 | If you lean too far left, the monarchy will fall. | 1.8186 | 0.00865 | 7920 | 3195 | 2967 | 1758 |
14 | How long can we maintain this balance of power?” | 1.7975 | 0.00994 | 5541 | 2191 | 2281 | 1069 |
15 | Give up the throne – that's EXACTLY what you said. | 1.7755 | 0.00903 | 7008 | 2966 | 2649 | 1393 |
16 | Okay, maybe if we both try to get out at the same time. | 1.7562 | 0.00945 | 6207 | 2661 | 2398 | 1148 |
17 | Once the plague dies down, we'll take a real vacation. | 1.7540 | 0.00972 | 6093 | 2688 | 2216 | 1189 |
18 | At some point, the giant will want his face mask back. | 1.7380 | 0.02304 | 1168 | 555 | 364 | 249 |
19 | Lately, I've been less like 'Off with his head' and more like 'Whatever.' | 1.7375 | 0.01065 | 4907 | 2179 | 1837 | 891 |
20 | Being overthrown is seeming more and more likely. | 1.7373 | 0.02069 | 1279 | 562 | 491 | 226 |
21 | They think we're relaxing. They don't know we can't get out. | 1.7329 | 0.00991 | 5638 | 2516 | 2112 | 1010 |
22 | Isn’t this easier for our subjects to overturn us? | 1.7184 | 0.01017 | 5391 | 2474 | 1961 | 956 |
23 | When you said swinging might spice things up, this wasn't what I had in mind. | 1.7090 | 0.01131 | 4367 | 2040 | 1558 | 769 |
24 | And from this day forth, I shall be known as Ivan the Casual. | 1.7059 | 0.01314 | 3410 | 1652 | 1109 | 649 |
25 | And you're going to love what I've done with the moat. | 1.7031 | 0.01537 | 2351 | 1105 | 839 | 407 |
26 | You’re never going to Home Depot alone again. | 1.6976 | 0.01300 | 3466 | 1697 | 1120 | 649 |
27 | Please tell me you have the remote | 1.6940 | 0.01213 | 3856 | 1865 | 1306 | 685 |
28 | I asked Alexa to order ham hocks. | 1.6894 | 0.01588 | 2534 | 1325 | 671 | 538 |
29 | The Swedish king gave it to me. It’s from a province called IKEA | 1.6863 | 0.00988 | 5671 | 2739 | 1972 | 960 |
30 | I'm measuring us for a burial shroud - it's from Turin. | 1.6841 | 0.01390 | 3571 | 1974 | 751 | 846 |
31 | And if the King of France jumped off a cliff would you do that, too?!!!" | 1.6828 | 0.01515 | 2475 | 1220 | 820 | 435 |
32 | Unless we act in unison we will both be overthrown | 1.6749 | 0.01042 | 5004 | 2438 | 1755 | 811 |
33 | We're swingin' in the reign, just swingin' in the reign ... | 1.6732 | 0.01112 | 4761 | 2434 | 1449 | 878 |
34 | To be honest, I was a little worried when I heard that Parliament voted to suspend the monarchy. | 1.6730 | 0.01481 | 2468 | 1203 | 869 | 396 |
35 | When you say swing to the left, you mean my left. Right? | 1.6686 | 0.01462 | 2640 | 1327 | 861 | 452 |
36 | I meant to order a ham hock. | 1.6590 | 0.01081 | 4915 | 2536 | 1519 | 860 |
37 | This felt different in Costa Rica. | 1.6571 | 0.01834 | 1642 | 831 | 543 | 268 |
38 | We are not amused. | 1.6477 | 0.01020 | 6213 | 3488 | 1426 | 1299 |
39 | No, this does NOT make us a swing State. | 1.6437 | 0.01250 | 3469 | 1778 | 1149 | 542 |
40 | Well, it’s better than that waterthrone we had in the 70s | 1.6290 | 0.02186 | 1167 | 622 | 356 | 189 |
41 | It will make more sense once the margaritas arrive. | 1.6131 | 0.01410 | 2582 | 1355 | 871 | 356 |
42 | Whoever thought our royal asses would end up in a sling? | 1.6044 | 0.01411 | 2806 | 1558 | 800 | 448 |
43 | First the no clothes debacle then that four and twenty blackbird fiasco and now this. | 1.6032 | 0.01770 | 1734 | 951 | 520 | 263 |
44 | It’s a thrönē from IKEA. | 1.6021 | 0.01208 | 3692 | 2021 | 1119 | 552 |
45 | Can you believe it? On Airbnb they’re calling this a 1 bedroom King. | 1.5987 | 0.01584 | 2133 | 1170 | 649 | 314 |
46 | When the novelty wears off, we can store it next to the royal exercise bike. | 1.5982 | 0.01656 | 1854 | 993 | 613 | 248 |
47 | No. | 1.5968 | 0.01742 | 2195 | 1352 | 376 | 467 |
48 | I dont know how to get out either. You executed the designer. | 1.5800 | 0.01504 | 2338 | 1315 | 690 | 333 |
49 | Remember those guys who sold me the 'new clothes?" | 1.5799 | 0.02269 | 1014 | 567 | 306 | 141 |
50 | It’s a lot harder to ascend the hammock. | 1.5779 | 0.01683 | 1803 | 1001 | 562 | 240 |
51 | And you thought you could not be swayed... | 1.5769 | 0.01693 | 1709 | 933 | 566 | 210 |
52 | Just because it’s a wedding present doesn’t mean we have to use it. | 1.5708 | 0.01570 | 1906 | 1032 | 660 | 214 |
53 | I’d abdicate if I could get up.” | 1.5670 | 0.01621 | 1940 | 1096 | 588 | 256 |
54 | I have to use the throne. | 1.5666 | 0.01897 | 1516 | 884 | 405 | 227 |
55 | Won’t this make it harder to act like we’re paying attention to their problems? | 1.5663 | 0.01550 | 2029 | 1125 | 659 | 245 |
56 | Don't expect to produce an heir to the throne in this contraption, my Lord! | 1.5659 | 0.03540 | 440 | 258 | 115 | 67 |
57 | I'm not so much worried of being overthrown, as falling out. | 1.5617 | 0.01844 | 1451 | 815 | 457 | 179 |
58 | And you swear I still look just as powerful? | 1.5611 | 0.01631 | 1777 | 981 | 595 | 201 |
59 | What else do the simple folk do? | 1.5583 | 0.02090 | 1166 | 668 | 345 | 153 |
60 | You should have thought of that before we got in. | 1.5511 | 0.01764 | 1586 | 907 | 484 | 195 |
61 | I don't know..."Game of Hammocks" doesn't sound quite right. | 1.5464 | 0.01841 | 1563 | 929 | 414 | 220 |
62 | The Duke of Ellington was correct. It don't mean a thing if it ain't got that swing. | 1.5459 | 0.02319 | 991 | 591 | 259 | 141 |
63 | When I heard that the monarchy would soon be hanging in a delicate balance, it thought that was just a figure of speech. | 1.5446 | 0.02217 | 942 | 530 | 311 | 101 |
64 | No, you get out first | 1.5424 | 0.01852 | 1473 | 863 | 421 | 189 |
65 | This was the jester's idea, wasn't it? | 1.5404 | 0.01803 | 1399 | 787 | 468 | 144 |
66 | When did we become a swing state? | 1.5381 | 0.01938 | 1390 | 832 | 368 | 190 |
67 | I was fourth in line for the throne but first in line for the hammock. | 1.5364 | 0.01938 | 1279 | 741 | 390 | 148 |
68 | You just couldn't shut up about the pea, could you? | 1.5347 | 0.02273 | 1038 | 632 | 257 | 149 |
69 | I’m worried this could make me easier to overthrow. | 1.5305 | 0.01950 | 1244 | 723 | 382 | 139 |
70 | It’s comfy and all, but I’m really not sure if it projects authority. | 1.5266 | 0.02000 | 1147 | 663 | 364 | 120 |
71 | Plus, no one's ever had to abdicate a hammock. | 1.5243 | 0.02101 | 1112 | 663 | 315 | 134 |
72 | I guess the revolutionaries were serious about "abolishing the throne." | 1.5241 | 0.02076 | 1141 | 681 | 322 | 138 |
73 | Ham hock I said, “ham hock”! | 1.5235 | 0.02125 | 1127 | 683 | 298 | 146 |
74 | I told you to order Hemlock | 1.5221 | 0.02204 | 1111 | 692 | 258 | 161 |
75 | Stop trying to sway me. | 1.5217 | 0.02118 | 1081 | 644 | 310 | 127 |
76 | Hey, watch the crown jewels. | 1.5217 | 0.02186 | 1060 | 643 | 281 | 136 |
77 | This is not what I expected when I heard you were "The King of Swing". | 1.5216 | 0.02145 | 1087 | 656 | 295 | 136 |
78 | ...then she told me to get rid of anything that doesn’t bring me joy... | 1.5213 | 0.02127 | 1078 | 644 | 306 | 128 |
79 | What can I say, the throne just didn't spark joy | 1.5204 | 0.02160 | 1080 | 655 | 288 | 137 |
80 | Should we ask the guard for a push? | 1.5143 | 0.02165 | 945 | 550 | 304 | 91 |
81 | And, pray tell, what else did you find on Lord Craig's list? | 1.5141 | 0.02235 | 990 | 602 | 267 | 121 |
82 | And what else, p'rchance, didst thou findeth on this Listeth of Craigge? | 1.5140 | 0.02279 | 965 | 590 | 254 | 121 |
83 | This is so us -- getting into something we can't get out of. | 1.5126 | 0.02289 | 913 | 549 | 260 | 104 |
84 | The Americans always bring the best gifts. | 1.5117 | 0.02290 | 901 | 540 | 261 | 100 |
85 | No, I order you to get up first! | 1.5095 | 0.02198 | 944 | 560 | 287 | 97 |
86 | It’s the latest in contraceptive devices. | 1.5071 | 0.02356 | 913 | 567 | 229 | 117 |
87 | I also got us standing desks. | 1.5064 | 0.02262 | 855 | 502 | 273 | 80 |
88 | Was it the same guy who sold you those 'clothes'? | 1.5057 | 0.02397 | 874 | 542 | 222 | 110 |
89 | So, are we a pair of Kings or two Jokers? | 1.5034 | 0.02378 | 870 | 537 | 228 | 105 |
90 | It's all about inconspicuous wealth these days. | 1.5012 | 0.02261 | 836 | 491 | 271 | 74 |
91 | I get that we have to be six feet apart, but does your mother really need the axe? | 1.4994 | 0.02471 | 829 | 521 | 202 | 106 |
92 | We should have gotten the king-sized one. | 1.4982 | 0.02378 | 819 | 498 | 234 | 87 |
93 | They say one wrong move could topple the kingdom. | 1.4978 | 0.03330 | 448 | 280 | 113 | 55 |
94 | What are the chances of producing an heir with this set-up? | 1.4969 | 0.02465 | 805 | 501 | 208 | 96 |
95 | Stop at once, for The King shall not be swayed | 1.4957 | 0.02465 | 805 | 504 | 204 | 97 |
96 | It’s like a throne, but without the dignity. | 1.4914 | 0.02437 | 759 | 462 | 221 | 76 |
97 | Game of Hammocks doesn't have the same ring to it. | 1.4914 | 0.02594 | 757 | 483 | 176 | 98 |
98 | Is this what they mean when they say monarchy is hanging by a thread? | 1.4911 | 0.02492 | 727 | 443 | 211 | 73 |
99 | The signing of the Treaty of Hammock, 1642. It was successful for a brief period, but ultimately broken when one party tried to get out. | 1.4900 | 0.02499 | 751 | 465 | 204 | 82 |
100 | I thought we would have better furniture by the time we got married | 1.4900 | 0.02480 | 747 | 459 | 210 | 78 |
101 | I told you, Rex, you can’t just buy something on eBay because it says “fit for a king!” You HAVE to make sure there’s a photo attached. | 1.4884 | 0.02589 | 735 | 465 | 181 | 89 |
102 | I think you took this "Summer Palace" concept a bit too far. | 1.4860 | 0.02464 | 716 | 434 | 216 | 66 |
103 | Well the first six wives really liked it. | 1.4852 | 0.02585 | 676 | 416 | 192 | 68 |
104 | I'm worried about the swing vote. | 1.4843 | 0.02520 | 700 | 429 | 203 | 68 |
105 | Just because something's on sale doesn't mean you have to buy it. | 1.4840 | 0.02585 | 688 | 427 | 189 | 72 |
106 | Just like your family - way too comfortable and impossible to get out of. | 1.4839 | 0.02504 | 684 | 414 | 209 | 61 |
107 | I think we've been throne out. | 1.4835 | 0.03363 | 455 | 295 | 100 | 60 |
108 | Are you SURE we're 6' apart? | 1.4835 | 0.02600 | 697 | 437 | 183 | 77 |
109 | Now they’ll have to call the show ‘Game of Hammocks’ | 1.4808 | 0.02660 | 676 | 428 | 171 | 77 |
110 | Why be king if you can't be comfortable. | 1.4807 | 0.02517 | 672 | 408 | 205 | 59 |
111 | Damn Ikea. I guess a "thrøn" isn't what I thought it was. | 1.4798 | 0.02694 | 667 | 425 | 164 | 78 |
112 | Next time you want to send the thrones out for reupholstering can you wait till I'm out on a crusade? | 1.4774 | 0.02625 | 643 | 398 | 183 | 62 |
113 | No, you come in on "Gently down the stream"... | 1.4768 | 0.02726 | 625 | 394 | 164 | 67 |
114 | I didn't think Parliament would actually follow through with suspending the monarchy. | 1.4760 | 0.02672 | 605 | 372 | 178 | 55 |
115 | I seriously doubt anyone is going to tune in and watch "Game of Hammocks. | 1.4759 | 0.02661 | 643 | 403 | 174 | 66 |
116 | Summer’s over – we should get back to the winter palace. | 1.4758 | 0.02631 | 641 | 398 | 181 | 62 |
117 | It’s certainly more comfortable, but I think the thrones had more gravitas. | 1.4751 | 0.02637 | 623 | 384 | 182 | 57 |
118 | Did you keep the receipt? | 1.4742 | 0.02685 | 620 | 387 | 172 | 61 |
119 | Then we put up that Zoom backdrop with the palm tree when he calls and tell him we beat him to the New World. | 1.4739 | 0.02833 | 593 | 379 | 147 | 67 |
120 | But, Dear, you complained about that pea in our last bed. | 1.4736 | 0.02726 | 625 | 396 | 162 | 67 |
121 | Dad, heir to the hammock just doesn't cut it with the ladies. | 1.4732 | 0.02729 | 615 | 388 | 163 | 64 |
122 | This is precisely why Dad says you're not ready. | 1.4728 | 0.02696 | 607 | 378 | 171 | 58 |
123 | The future of our kingdom lies in the balance. | 1.4705 | 0.02699 | 593 | 368 | 171 | 54 |
124 | I suppose worse things can happen when you misspell ‘hemlock’. | 1.4704 | 0.02860 | 591 | 382 | 140 | 69 |
125 | Hey, look on the bright side, you weren't born during the Ottoman Empire. | 1.4703 | 0.02768 | 606 | 386 | 155 | 65 |
126 | I guess we're the swing vote | 1.4703 | 0.02647 | 606 | 374 | 179 | 53 |
127 | When’s the last time you had a pedicure? | 1.4699 | 0.03918 | 332 | 219 | 70 | 43 |
128 | Do I stutter? I said I wanted a large ham hock. | 1.4691 | 0.02861 | 599 | 390 | 137 | 72 |
129 | Probably time to get out the winter throne. | 1.4688 | 0.02792 | 593 | 378 | 152 | 63 |
130 | I've burned your L.L. Bean catalog. | 1.4687 | 0.02850 | 591 | 382 | 141 | 68 |
131 | I think it's your turn to get out first. | 1.4679 | 0.02744 | 592 | 373 | 161 | 58 |
132 | 'The Throne repair chap said 2 weeks - but that was before COVID...' | 1.4667 | 0.02840 | 585 | 377 | 143 | 65 |
133 | This is comfy - we should've let your brother sieze the throne years ago | 1.4667 | 0.02799 | 585 | 373 | 151 | 61 |
134 | Well, it IS the summer palace. | 1.4664 | 0.02738 | 581 | 364 | 163 | 54 |
135 | All I'm saying is this is how revolutions begin. | 1.4663 | 0.02788 | 579 | 367 | 154 | 58 |
136 | It seemed like a great idea at 3:00 AM when I was watching the infomercial. | 1.4638 | 0.02774 | 567 | 357 | 157 | 53 |
137 | I think there's room for one concubine. | 1.4625 | 0.02787 | 560 | 353 | 155 | 52 |
138 | You can't be a king - if you ain't got that swing. Doo wah, doo wah, doo wah, doo wah! | 1.4622 | 0.02970 | 556 | 366 | 123 | 67 |
139 | The thrones weren’t sparking joy. | 1.4622 | 0.02859 | 556 | 356 | 143 | 57 |
140 | I'm known as the Sultan of Swing | 1.4608 | 0.02885 | 549 | 353 | 139 | 57 |
141 | How many kings would a king-sling sling if a king-sling could sling kings? | 1.4607 | 0.03028 | 547 | 364 | 114 | 69 |
142 | It looked like a lot more fun on the infomercial. | 1.4595 | 0.02820 | 531 | 333 | 152 | 46 |
143 | Let me guess, the ad said ‘fit for a king’ didn’t it? | 1.4579 | 0.02931 | 522 | 335 | 135 | 52 |
144 | This alliance can only work if you move to the right when I move to the left. | 1.4566 | 0.02886 | 530 | 339 | 140 | 51 |
145 | How about next 'Casual Friday' we just wear jeans? | 1.4565 | 0.03933 | 322 | 215 | 67 | 40 |
146 | Did you see the fly on his head? | 1.4563 | 0.03084 | 515 | 342 | 111 | 62 |
147 | The Duke says, It Don't Mean a Thing, If It Ain't Got That Swing | 1.4561 | 0.02996 | 524 | 343 | 123 | 58 |
148 | What next, become a democracy? | 1.4561 | 0.02846 | 524 | 331 | 147 | 46 |
149 | How in the world did you lose our thrones in a poker game? | 1.4558 | 0.03025 | 520 | 342 | 119 | 59 |
150 | Funny, I don't feel like beheading anyone now, either. | 1.4547 | 0.02917 | 519 | 333 | 136 | 50 |
151 | Actually, it's shamrocks that bring good luck. | 1.4547 | 0.02904 | 519 | 332 | 138 | 49 |
152 | Ponce says it's all the rage in the New World. | 1.4547 | 0.02891 | 519 | 331 | 140 | 48 |
153 | I worry that what we gain in comfort we'll be giving up in gravitas. | 1.4544 | 0.02979 | 504 | 325 | 129 | 50 |
154 | Next time you invade a kingdom, make sure it comes furnished. | 1.4527 | 0.02927 | 497 | 316 | 137 | 44 |
155 | I hate to say this, but we're hanging by a thread | 1.4526 | 0.02943 | 506 | 325 | 133 | 48 |
156 | I gave the jester our credit card. | 1.4526 | 0.02807 | 506 | 315 | 153 | 38 |
157 | We better get this back on the catapult before they realize it is missing. | 1.4524 | 0.02952 | 504 | 324 | 132 | 48 |
158 | I lost the thrones in a game. | 1.4517 | 0.03030 | 507 | 333 | 119 | 55 |
159 | This will be all yours someday. | 1.4514 | 0.02980 | 494 | 318 | 129 | 47 |
160 | I think they misheard my request for a ham hock. | 1.4513 | 0.03074 | 503 | 333 | 113 | 57 |
161 | Do you think the giant will mind that we borrowed his face mask? | 1.4505 | 0.03057 | 495 | 325 | 117 | 53 |
162 | One false move and you overthrow our government. | 1.4496 | 0.03092 | 496 | 329 | 111 | 56 |
163 | How about we just put it out when your sister visits? | 1.4494 | 0.02924 | 494 | 315 | 136 | 43 |
164 | You traded our Royal Throne for this and how many beans? | 1.4492 | 0.02988 | 492 | 318 | 127 | 47 |
165 | Forget "Lionhearted", you will be known as "Richard the Comfortable". | 1.4491 | 0.02951 | 481 | 306 | 134 | 41 |
166 | The salesman said it makes us look more approachable. | 1.4476 | 0.02881 | 487 | 307 | 142 | 38 |
167 | When you told me you were a real swinger, this is not what I had in mind. | 1.4470 | 0.03093 | 481 | 317 | 113 | 51 |
168 | Now let’s discuss the swing states | 1.4468 | 0.03031 | 479 | 311 | 122 | 46 |
169 | We really got our asses in a sling this time. | 1.4466 | 0.03185 | 468 | 312 | 103 | 53 |
170 | Let's nail the dismount. | 1.4465 | 0.03011 | 477 | 308 | 125 | 44 |
171 | Its comfy, but I feel like sitting on a big fancy chair would send a better message. | 1.4465 | 0.02952 | 477 | 304 | 133 | 40 |
172 | Given that the conquerer ordered us to hang, we should consider ourselves lucky. | 1.4465 | 0.02997 | 477 | 307 | 127 | 43 |
173 | This is the last time I want to hear feng shui | 1.4457 | 0.03647 | 350 | 232 | 80 | 38 |
174 | Just hear me out: our next revision? Bouncy castle. | 1.4454 | 0.03030 | 476 | 309 | 122 | 45 |
175 | We paid for his trip and this is what Columbus brought us? | 1.4450 | 0.03328 | 400 | 261 | 100 | 39 |
176 | The throne salesmen also has some new clothes to show me. | 1.4444 | 0.03037 | 468 | 303 | 122 | 43 |
177 | Next time I'm coming to IKEA with you! | 1.4432 | 0.03237 | 449 | 300 | 99 | 50 |
178 | Yes, it is comfy, dear, but I don't think this is what the townsfolk had in mind when they said they wanted to put your ass in a sling. | 1.4425 | 0.03115 | 461 | 303 | 112 | 46 |
179 | The King of Spain only has a bean-bag chair. | 1.4425 | 0.03084 | 461 | 301 | 116 | 44 |
180 | I am not so easily swayed. | 1.4423 | 0.03170 | 459 | 305 | 105 | 49 |
181 | I'm not sure I want to be remembered as John the Casual. | 1.4420 | 0.03103 | 457 | 299 | 114 | 44 |
182 | I can see why Meghan Markle left. | 1.4416 | 0.03270 | 437 | 292 | 97 | 48 |
183 | Ham hock? I distinctly heard, "I could really go for a hammock." | 1.4403 | 0.03080 | 452 | 294 | 117 | 41 |
184 | Oh and you know what else would be fun, a pedal boat for the moat. Shaped like a swan! | 1.4402 | 0.03330 | 393 | 257 | 99 | 37 |
185 | I’m actually kind of proud you had the courage to dethrone me son, but I’m afraid you’re missing the big picture. | 1.4400 | 0.03122 | 450 | 295 | 112 | 43 |
186 | It’s certainly comfortable, I just fear it doesn’t carry the same gravitas as the throne. | 1.4397 | 0.03115 | 448 | 293 | 113 | 42 |
187 | Havock. I said we should wreak Havoc. | 1.4394 | 0.03275 | 421 | 279 | 99 | 43 |
188 | It doth not spark joy. | 1.4388 | 0.03126 | 449 | 295 | 111 | 43 |
189 | I can't be a king if I ain't got this swing. | 1.4388 | 0.03158 | 449 | 297 | 107 | 45 |
190 | Abdicate? Hell, I can't even get out of this damn thing with dignity. | 1.4376 | 0.03117 | 441 | 290 | 110 | 41 |
191 | I thought swinging meant something else. | 1.4358 | 0.03142 | 436 | 286 | 110 | 40 |
192 | Nice but I asked for ham hock. | 1.4353 | 0.03302 | 425 | 286 | 93 | 46 |
193 | On the bright side, we can’t be dethroned | 1.4349 | 0.03068 | 430 | 277 | 119 | 34 |
194 | We should've got a king-sized hammock. | 1.4346 | 0.03234 | 428 | 285 | 100 | 43 |
195 | I don't know, 'Game of Hammocks', just doesn't quite do it for me. | 1.4344 | 0.03438 | 366 | 241 | 91 | 34 |
196 | Oh, I'm swingin' in the reign, just swingin' in the reign... | 1.4335 | 0.03414 | 406 | 276 | 84 | 46 |
197 | What are your thoughts on royal Adirondack chairs? | 1.4329 | 0.03146 | 425 | 278 | 110 | 37 |
198 | As a startup kingdom, we’re a little more laid back. | 1.4323 | 0.03131 | 421 | 274 | 112 | 35 |
199 | How long until we can ask your mother for the gift receipt? | 1.4323 | 0.03220 | 421 | 279 | 102 | 40 |
200 | It's still better than staying at your mother's. | 1.4307 | 0.03203 | 404 | 264 | 106 | 34 |
201 | King size my ass. | 1.4307 | 0.03222 | 404 | 265 | 104 | 35 |
202 | Who knew being dethroned would be this confortable? | 1.4300 | 0.03073 | 414 | 266 | 118 | 30 |
203 | My kingdom for a mattress! | 1.4297 | 0.03278 | 391 | 257 | 100 | 34 |
204 | I now understand why we have no heir to the throne | 1.4289 | 0.03292 | 408 | 273 | 95 | 40 |
205 | It goes your leg, then my legs, then your leg. I'm on the inside. What don't you get? | 1.4289 | 0.03161 | 408 | 266 | 109 | 33 |
206 | Swinging in the reign | 1.4282 | 0.03333 | 404 | 272 | 91 | 41 |
207 | How long can it really take to reupholster two thrones? | 1.4282 | 0.03263 | 390 | 256 | 101 | 33 |
208 | We’re in this together right? | 1.4280 | 0.04326 | 236 | 158 | 55 | 23 |
209 | How are we ever going to have children? | 1.4275 | 0.03382 | 393 | 265 | 88 | 40 |
210 | Didn't I warn you about playing poker with Merlin? | 1.4268 | 0.03245 | 403 | 267 | 100 | 36 |
211 | I somehow had a different idea of maintaining the balance of power. | 1.4268 | 0.03320 | 403 | 271 | 92 | 40 |
212 | ‘And so my thought was that if we promised everyone a hammock, they’d all forget about how we’ve completely mismanaged the Plague.’ | 1.4268 | 0.03394 | 403 | 275 | 84 | 44 |
213 | This is why I don't like to buy thrones online" | 1.4264 | 0.03218 | 401 | 264 | 103 | 34 |
214 | You don’t think we’re taking this laissez-faire governing a bit far do you? | 1.4257 | 0.03181 | 397 | 259 | 107 | 31 |
215 | Indeed, this is a surprisingly comfortable balance of power. | 1.4253 | 0.03192 | 395 | 258 | 106 | 31 |
216 | I think 'Game of Hammocks' has a nice ring to it. | 1.4253 | 0.03291 | 395 | 263 | 96 | 36 |
217 | Wait ‘til you see the Beanbags in the Banquet Hall! | 1.4249 | 0.03322 | 393 | 263 | 93 | 37 |
218 | I *swear* I heard you say "Order them to wreak hammock" | 1.4246 | 0.03393 | 391 | 265 | 86 | 40 |
219 | Does this feel king size to you? | 1.4245 | 0.03317 | 384 | 255 | 95 | 34 |
220 | With this, who needs contraception? | 1.4245 | 0.03378 | 384 | 258 | 89 | 37 |
221 | Playest thou footsie with me? | 1.4237 | 0.03341 | 380 | 253 | 93 | 34 |
222 | I’m feeling more benevolent already. | 1.4232 | 0.03268 | 371 | 242 | 101 | 28 |
223 | And it would kill you to put on a pair of socks? | 1.4229 | 0.03237 | 376 | 245 | 103 | 28 |
224 | You forgot to order the guy to push us didn’t you? | 1.4227 | 0.03312 | 388 | 259 | 94 | 35 |
225 | Wait until m’lady experiences the royal zipline! | 1.4215 | 0.03180 | 382 | 248 | 107 | 27 |
226 | Next time we sit here, can you please put some underwear on? | 1.4215 | 0.03389 | 382 | 258 | 87 | 37 |
227 | Oh, great, I have to pee. Call the Royal Hammock Getter Outer. | 1.4215 | 0.03286 | 382 | 253 | 97 | 32 |
228 | Uh, what else did Columbus find in the new world? | 1.4211 | 0.03213 | 380 | 248 | 104 | 28 |
229 | All I really want is to create the illusion of reform. | 1.4209 | 0.03232 | 373 | 243 | 103 | 27 |
230 | Are we six feet apart? | 1.4206 | 0.03331 | 378 | 252 | 93 | 33 |
231 | ‘I’m starting to think they misunderstood, when I asked to have you hung’ | 1.4206 | 0.03310 | 378 | 251 | 95 | 32 |
232 | The bank said it was either the throne or the wine cellar. | 1.4196 | 0.03312 | 367 | 242 | 96 | 29 |
233 | If that's not your foot, what is it? | 1.4192 | 0.03414 | 365 | 245 | 87 | 33 |
234 | Our reign hangs in the balance. | 1.4191 | 0.03336 | 377 | 252 | 92 | 33 |
235 | It's just a rental. The throne is in the shop. | 1.4191 | 0.03420 | 377 | 256 | 84 | 37 |
236 | Uneasy lies the bed that bears a clown. | 1.4187 | 0.03370 | 375 | 252 | 89 | 34 |
237 | Our royal powers have been suspended. | 1.4187 | 0.03327 | 375 | 250 | 93 | 32 |
238 | Your move. | 1.4187 | 0.03262 | 375 | 247 | 99 | 29 |
239 | 'Tis comfortable, but it doth lack splendor. | 1.4182 | 0.03404 | 373 | 252 | 86 | 35 |
240 | Staycation. It's very "pandemic". | 1.4178 | 0.03438 | 371 | 252 | 83 | 36 |
241 | Are you sure this is it? They made ‘swinging’ seem much more exciting. | 1.4178 | 0.03522 | 371 | 256 | 75 | 40 |
242 | Ask your guard to give us a push! | 1.4172 | 0.03458 | 338 | 224 | 87 | 27 |
243 | It looked like a lot more fun in Castle Depot. | 1.4164 | 0.03368 | 365 | 244 | 90 | 31 |
244 | I always thought it was Ivar the Boneless, not the Throneless!!! | 1.4164 | 0.03563 | 365 | 253 | 72 | 40 |
245 | Game of Hammocks” doesn’t quite have the same ring to it | 1.4160 | 0.03289 | 363 | 239 | 97 | 27 |
246 | I worry we’re too easily toppled. | 1.4160 | 0.03425 | 363 | 245 | 85 | 33 |
247 | The thrones just felt so pretentious... | 1.4160 | 0.03243 | 363 | 237 | 101 | 25 |
248 | No, I’m sure Fauci said three feet apart for royalty and SIX feet for commoners.” | 1.4157 | 0.04231 | 255 | 176 | 52 | 27 |
249 | She won't let me have it in the main chamber, so I put it down here in my man dungeon. | 1.4144 | 0.03453 | 362 | 246 | 82 | 34 |
250 | You were right. This is much better. But the throne in the bathroom stays. | 1.4134 | 0.03319 | 358 | 237 | 94 | 27 |
251 | I hope that is your foot | 1.4134 | 0.03503 | 358 | 245 | 78 | 35 |
252 | Let's see her try to feel a pea under this thing. | 1.4109 | 0.03456 | 348 | 235 | 83 | 30 |
253 | I told them we wanted a “ham hock.” Next time I’ll just ask for the whole pig. | 1.4109 | 0.03504 | 348 | 237 | 79 | 32 |
254 | How, exactly, is this power-sharing arrangement supposed to work? | 1.4104 | 0.04075 | 268 | 185 | 56 | 27 |
255 | This is why I’m the king of swing. | 1.4104 | 0.03494 | 346 | 235 | 80 | 31 |
256 | Well, we could start a war or just take it easy. It’s up to you. | 1.4104 | 0.03322 | 346 | 228 | 94 | 24 |
257 | Do you think we could get the peasants to oppress themselves? | 1.4096 | 0.03598 | 332 | 227 | 74 | 31 |
258 | Is this King size or Queen size? | 1.4095 | 0.03408 | 337 | 224 | 88 | 25 |
259 | I'm starting to think that letting the Court Jester read Dad's will was a mistake. | 1.4095 | 0.03408 | 337 | 224 | 88 | 25 |
260 | Funny thing. You thought I made the throne payment and I thought you did. | 1.4091 | 0.04800 | 198 | 138 | 39 | 21 |
261 | This way we don't have to wear pants to work. | 1.4076 | 0.03379 | 341 | 227 | 89 | 25 |
262 | I am having the court couples-therapist executed at dawn | 1.4072 | 0.03479 | 334 | 225 | 82 | 27 |
263 | I felt more regal in the bean bag chair. | 1.4071 | 0.03366 | 339 | 225 | 90 | 24 |
264 | Just for the fun of it, let's change sides. | 1.4071 | 0.03493 | 339 | 230 | 80 | 29 |
265 | How much did you say you got for the thrones? | 1.4071 | 0.03417 | 339 | 227 | 86 | 26 |
266 | It's comfortable, but it just doesn't scream "throne." | 1.4071 | 0.03543 | 339 | 232 | 76 | 31 |
267 | When the peasants said they were going to hang us I didn't expect to be this comfortable. | 1.4071 | 0.03443 | 339 | 228 | 84 | 27 |
268 | I call it my air canoe. All the relaxation without that weird moat smell. | 1.4071 | 0.03366 | 339 | 225 | 90 | 24 |
269 | We should get the throne cleaned more often | 1.4065 | 0.03582 | 337 | 232 | 73 | 32 |
270 | It's more comfortable but I'm not sure it says "power" | 1.4065 | 0.03582 | 337 | 232 | 73 | 32 |
271 | I'm just not sure 'heir to the hammock' carries the requisite political weight | 1.4062 | 0.03546 | 325 | 220 | 78 | 27 |
272 | I try to be the type of despot that "you would want to have a beer with." | 1.4055 | 0.03332 | 328 | 215 | 93 | 20 |
273 | Its a new twist on the slings and arrows thing, without the arrows. | 1.4054 | 0.03485 | 333 | 225 | 81 | 27 |
274 | It’s called THE HUNDRED YEARS’ WAR, Sharon, we might as well be comfortable. | 1.4048 | 0.03393 | 331 | 220 | 88 | 23 |
275 | I never know exactly what I need until Prime Day rolls around. | 1.4048 | 0.03447 | 331 | 222 | 84 | 25 |
276 | I think I prefer the mattresses with the pea. | 1.4043 | 0.03632 | 324 | 223 | 71 | 30 |
277 | Where are the cup holders? | 1.4037 | 0.03393 | 327 | 217 | 88 | 22 |
278 | I go high, you go low | 1.4037 | 0.03633 | 327 | 226 | 70 | 31 |
279 | You’re right, working from home has its perks | 1.4037 | 0.03475 | 327 | 220 | 82 | 25 |
280 | I feel like you misled me when you said we’d go swinging tonight | 1.4037 | 0.03581 | 327 | 224 | 74 | 29 |
281 | I'll never use Alexa to order ham hocks again. | 1.4031 | 0.03610 | 320 | 219 | 73 | 28 |
282 | Cry hammock, and let slip the naps of snore! | 1.4025 | 0.03585 | 323 | 221 | 74 | 28 |
283 | After legalizing marijuana, the court was never the same | 1.4019 | 0.03420 | 311 | 205 | 87 | 19 |
284 | Our nation's monarchy hangs in the balance. | 1.4018 | 0.03614 | 326 | 225 | 71 | 30 |
285 | Funny, I don't feel like beheading anyone today. | 1.3987 | 0.03606 | 306 | 208 | 74 | 24 |
286 | So much for the Queen's English. I ordered ham hocks for two. | 1.3981 | 0.03570 | 314 | 214 | 75 | 25 |
287 | I know its uncomfortable, but the people demanded to see us hang! | 1.3981 | 0.03598 | 314 | 215 | 73 | 26 |
288 | The Knights of the Round Table will be SO jealous! | 1.3981 | 0.03570 | 314 | 214 | 75 | 25 |
289 | Being dethroned has its advantages | 1.3981 | 0.03334 | 314 | 206 | 91 | 17 |
290 | I said I was in the mood for a ham hock not a hammock! | 1.3981 | 0.03598 | 314 | 215 | 73 | 26 |
291 | Don't look at me. You're the one who insisted we choose Door Number Three. | 1.3981 | 0.03581 | 309 | 210 | 75 | 24 |
292 | Yes, of course, I like it. I'm just saying I wish he had been more focused on bringing back silver and gold from the New World. | 1.3974 | 0.03655 | 307 | 211 | 70 | 26 |
293 | You missed a payment on the throne again. | 1.3974 | 0.03608 | 302 | 205 | 74 | 23 |
294 | I call it ‘King in a Sling’ | 1.3968 | 0.03687 | 310 | 215 | 67 | 28 |
295 | Would you PLEASE apologize to the wizard so we can get our thrones back! | 1.3967 | 0.03582 | 305 | 207 | 75 | 23 |
296 | Three deuces could never beat us, you said. | 1.3961 | 0.03498 | 308 | 207 | 80 | 21 |
297 | At least we can’t be “de-throned,“ which sounds much worse than just being de-hammocked. | 1.3954 | 0.03292 | 306 | 199 | 93 | 14 |
298 | The Royal Hammock doth squeeze the Royal Bollocks. | 1.3947 | 0.03708 | 304 | 211 | 66 | 27 |
299 | What time is the royal pusher to arrive? | 1.3947 | 0.03708 | 304 | 211 | 66 | 27 |
300 | Who says royals can't be swingers? | 1.3947 | 0.03708 | 304 | 211 | 66 | 27 |
301 | How long are you going to keep me in suspense? | 1.3935 | 0.04440 | 216 | 151 | 45 | 20 |
302 | Problem I see is there is no kingly way to get in and out of this thing. | 1.3933 | 0.03621 | 300 | 205 | 72 | 23 |
303 | You just had to lower taxes, didn't you! | 1.3933 | 0.03365 | 300 | 197 | 88 | 15 |
304 | We should have just removed the pea! | 1.3933 | 0.03742 | 300 | 209 | 64 | 27 |
305 | Remember when we used to stand for something. | 1.3933 | 0.03621 | 300 | 205 | 72 | 23 |
306 | It's called work-life balance. | 1.3933 | 0.03463 | 300 | 200 | 82 | 18 |
307 | We are never again hiring your nephew to redecorate. | 1.3927 | 0.03715 | 303 | 211 | 65 | 27 |
308 | It looked a little more relaxing in the catalog. | 1.3927 | 0.03408 | 303 | 201 | 85 | 17 |
309 | If we allow the serfs access to this technology, our economy will collapse. | 1.3927 | 0.03595 | 303 | 207 | 73 | 23 |
310 | I don't know, it's comfortable, but I think it lacks gravitas. | 1.3927 | 0.03503 | 303 | 204 | 79 | 20 |
311 | Just because it was on sale during Prime Day, doesn't mean you had to buy it. | 1.3927 | 0.03773 | 303 | 213 | 61 | 29 |
312 | Mark my words, in 500 years the masses will be claiming Casual Friday as their own. | 1.3927 | 0.03595 | 303 | 207 | 73 | 23 |
313 | So they gave me the biggest mask I’ve ever seen and said: ‘You made your bed, now lie in it.’ | 1.3927 | 0.03915 | 303 | 218 | 51 | 34 |
314 | The President said you can't get COVID if you sit in a hammock. | 1.3926 | 0.03819 | 298 | 210 | 59 | 29 |
315 | Other monarchs have heirs, I wonder why we don’t. | 1.3925 | 0.03743 | 293 | 203 | 65 | 25 |
316 | Who said "uneasy lies the crown?" This is super easy! | 1.3919 | 0.03526 | 296 | 199 | 78 | 19 |
317 | I hope you like it, dear. It's one of the perks of shacking up with the head of a swing state. | 1.3919 | 0.03622 | 296 | 202 | 72 | 22 |
318 | I could get used to Casual Friday. | 1.3919 | 0.03653 | 296 | 203 | 70 | 23 |
319 | I hate casual Friday. | 1.3919 | 0.03526 | 296 | 199 | 78 | 19 |
320 | It’s from their Castle Casual line and it got four and a half chalices! | 1.3919 | 0.03590 | 296 | 201 | 74 | 21 |
321 | The swing voters hold all the power in this country, too. | 1.3919 | 0.03746 | 296 | 206 | 64 | 26 |
322 | No, swing right. My right. Your left. Oh, I miss the thrones. | 1.3912 | 0.03638 | 294 | 201 | 71 | 22 |
323 | Can we get thrones when they pass a stimulus plan? | 1.3912 | 0.03825 | 294 | 207 | 59 | 28 |
324 | I've been trying to abdicate for years, but these things are impossible to get out of. | 1.3912 | 0.03606 | 294 | 200 | 73 | 21 |
325 | What I said was, "Bring me home a nice ham hock." | 1.3912 | 0.03794 | 294 | 206 | 61 | 27 |
326 | I’m not really sure ‘Game of Hammocks’ will work as an HBO series. | 1.3912 | 0.03701 | 294 | 203 | 67 | 24 |
327 | I’m starting to regret executing the royal hammock pusher. | 1.3912 | 0.03606 | 294 | 200 | 73 | 21 |
328 | Now we are 6 feet apart. | 1.3895 | 0.03973 | 285 | 204 | 51 | 30 |
329 | I really like hanging out with you too | 1.3892 | 0.04692 | 203 | 145 | 37 | 21 |
330 | The Royal Staycation | 1.3891 | 0.03514 | 293 | 197 | 78 | 18 |
331 | This is not the time to stand on ceremony. | 1.3889 | 0.03622 | 288 | 196 | 72 | 20 |
332 | Being dethroned isn't as bad as I thought it would be. | 1.3887 | 0.03700 | 283 | 194 | 68 | 21 |
333 | It's comfortable, but it lacks a little majesty. | 1.3883 | 0.03725 | 291 | 202 | 65 | 24 |
334 | The very monarchy hangs in the balance! | 1.3879 | 0.03751 | 281 | 194 | 65 | 22 |
335 | My royal title will be Ethelred The Comfy | 1.3875 | 0.03806 | 289 | 203 | 60 | 26 |
336 | Quit complaining. I couldn’t pull the damn sword from the stone . Okay?! | 1.3871 | 0.03837 | 279 | 195 | 60 | 24 |
337 | Amazon was out of thrones. | 1.3871 | 0.03937 | 279 | 198 | 54 | 27 |
338 | It’s the summer throne. | 1.3868 | 0.03728 | 287 | 199 | 65 | 23 |
339 | He who can dismount with dignity is the true King of England.” | 1.3868 | 0.03981 | 287 | 207 | 49 | 31 |
340 | There are some things I haven’t told you about the royal budget. | 1.3868 | 0.03561 | 287 | 194 | 75 | 18 |
341 | I feel an urge to invent the weekend. | 1.3868 | 0.03662 | 287 | 197 | 69 | 21 |
342 | I’m glad we tried this, but I think the Eames lounge chairs were more dignified. | 1.3868 | 0.03728 | 287 | 199 | 65 | 23 |
343 | This is so much more fun than governing the people. | 1.3868 | 0.03662 | 287 | 197 | 69 | 21 |
344 | Just wait to see what I've done to the bathroom. | 1.3868 | 0.03728 | 287 | 199 | 65 | 23 |
345 | You know, when they said they were going to hang us, this isn't what I was expecting at all." | 1.3868 | 0.03662 | 287 | 197 | 69 | 21 |
346 | Right swing, tax the peasants, left swing, tax the peasants. | 1.3868 | 0.03629 | 287 | 196 | 71 | 20 |
347 | Too crowded? YOU'RE the one who refused to leave after losing the election. | 1.3866 | 0.03902 | 269 | 188 | 58 | 23 |
348 | Well King Hammock, what do you think we should call your invention? | 1.3860 | 0.03712 | 285 | 197 | 66 | 22 |
349 | 'Well, it's more portable than the old throne, and much kinder to my hemorrhoids' | 1.3860 | 0.03778 | 285 | 199 | 62 | 24 |
350 | I don't think that's what they meant by the "King of Swing"... | 1.3860 | 0.03811 | 285 | 200 | 60 | 25 |
351 | Let's rock back and forth, as hard as we can. The one that doesn't fall out will be King. | 1.3855 | 0.03806 | 275 | 191 | 62 | 22 |
352 | A month for the thrones to be reupholstered !? | 1.3852 | 0.03796 | 283 | 198 | 61 | 24 |
353 | I no longer feel like going to war. | 1.3852 | 0.03730 | 283 | 196 | 65 | 22 |
354 | Thou first.", "No, thou first. | 1.3852 | 0.03796 | 283 | 198 | 61 | 24 |
355 | Thrones are so middle ages. | 1.3846 | 0.03644 | 273 | 185 | 71 | 17 |
356 | I distinctly said ham hock. | 1.3846 | 0.03825 | 273 | 190 | 61 | 22 |
357 | This is the last time I let you go to Costco alone. | 1.3843 | 0.03848 | 281 | 198 | 58 | 25 |
358 | Honestly, I had no idea you swung both ways! | 1.3843 | 0.03781 | 281 | 196 | 62 | 23 |
359 | I don't want to upset you but I need to see a man about a horse. | 1.3843 | 0.03848 | 281 | 198 | 58 | 25 |
360 | Don't know about you, but I can't wait for that throne set to come back from the Restoration. | 1.3843 | 0.03609 | 281 | 191 | 72 | 18 |
361 | How much do you owe Deutsche Bank? | 1.3835 | 0.03833 | 279 | 196 | 59 | 24 |
362 | "People told me you had a reputation for being a swinger. But I had no idea they meant this!" | 1.3835 | 0.03799 | 279 | 195 | 61 | 23 |
363 | Now what? | 1.3835 | 0.03833 | 279 | 196 | 59 | 24 |
364 | I thought you said you wanted a return to the royal 'whee'. | 1.3835 | 0.03833 | 279 | 196 | 59 | 24 |
365 | Wait until you see what I’ve done to the moat! | 1.3835 | 0.03696 | 279 | 192 | 67 | 20 |
366 | My doc said sitting on a throne all day is bad for my back. | 1.3835 | 0.03661 | 279 | 191 | 69 | 19 |
367 | To be honest I asked the servants for ‘hemlock’ - nevermind what for. | 1.3835 | 0.03696 | 279 | 192 | 67 | 20 |
368 | I like the hammock. I just hate looking at you all day. | 1.3832 | 0.03883 | 274 | 193 | 57 | 24 |
369 | And what else, perchance, did you find on this Lyste of Craigge? | 1.3832 | 0.03917 | 274 | 194 | 55 | 25 |
370 | ...I said Hamlet. | 1.3827 | 0.03985 | 277 | 199 | 50 | 28 |
371 | You idiot, I wanted a ham hock. | 1.3827 | 0.03818 | 277 | 194 | 60 | 23 |
372 | We'll never get out of this you know." "The Hundred Years' War?" "No Henry, this hammock. | 1.3827 | 0.03919 | 277 | 197 | 54 | 26 |
373 | Which way do you swing? | 1.3824 | 0.03688 | 272 | 186 | 68 | 18 |
374 | Can you ask him to swing us instead of just standing there? | 1.3824 | 0.03537 | 272 | 182 | 76 | 14 |
375 | It's great fun during an earthquake | 1.3824 | 0.03613 | 272 | 184 | 72 | 16 |
376 | Someday all this will be yours. | 1.3820 | 0.03772 | 267 | 184 | 64 | 19 |
377 | Online it looked a lot more comfortable. | 1.3818 | 0.03871 | 275 | 194 | 57 | 24 |
378 | I'm glad they weren't more specific than "hang for treason." | 1.3810 | 0.03820 | 273 | 191 | 60 | 22 |
379 | The royal upholsterer says Thursday. | 1.3810 | 0.03640 | 273 | 186 | 70 | 17 |
380 | At least we got to keep the crowns... | 1.3810 | 0.03856 | 273 | 192 | 58 | 23 |
381 | And that's what the simple folk do, Guinevere. | 1.3801 | 0.03657 | 271 | 185 | 69 | 17 |
382 | You must swing faster, my dear, if you wish us to attain the royal 'Whee!' | 1.3801 | 0.03767 | 271 | 188 | 63 | 20 |
383 | I guess I could swing either way. | 1.3801 | 0.03804 | 271 | 189 | 61 | 21 |
384 | I'll lead the Crusade as soon as I'm able to get out of this thing... | 1.3801 | 0.03694 | 271 | 186 | 67 | 18 |
385 | I think this will win us the swing vote. | 1.3801 | 0.03731 | 271 | 187 | 65 | 19 |
386 | Needless to say, I had our new interior decorator beheaded. | 1.3801 | 0.03804 | 271 | 189 | 61 | 21 |
387 | You know, I’d be just as happy if they never finished repairing the thrones! | 1.3792 | 0.03598 | 269 | 182 | 72 | 15 |
388 | Its a loaner while the thrones are being reupholstered. | 1.3788 | 0.03835 | 264 | 184 | 60 | 20 |
389 | "Henceforth, I shall be known as William the Chill.” | 1.3783 | 0.03841 | 267 | 187 | 59 | 21 |
390 | The way I figure it, you can’t dethrone a king who doesn’t have a throne. | 1.3783 | 0.03653 | 267 | 182 | 69 | 16 |
391 | I ordered Hemlock. | 1.3783 | 0.03767 | 267 | 185 | 63 | 19 |
392 | The amazon reviews said, “fits 3.” Three what? Dwarves? | 1.3779 | 0.03854 | 262 | 183 | 59 | 20 |
393 | You know, just because I complain about something doesn't mean you have to try and fix it. | 1.3769 | 0.03677 | 260 | 177 | 68 | 15 |
394 | So Meghan this is California? | 1.3766 | 0.04343 | 231 | 167 | 41 | 23 |
395 | I understand we live in a swing state. | 1.3759 | 0.03958 | 266 | 190 | 52 | 24 |
396 | So this is camping. | 1.3755 | 0.03666 | 261 | 178 | 68 | 15 |
397 | Wasn't it Hammock who said to be or not to be? | 1.3755 | 0.03975 | 261 | 186 | 52 | 23 |
398 | It's definitely more comfortable than the Iron Throne, but I don't think they're taking us seriously anymore | 1.3755 | 0.03706 | 261 | 179 | 66 | 16 |
399 | I’m concerned that this isn’t a hammock, but a face mask | 1.3755 | 0.03975 | 261 | 186 | 52 | 23 |
400 | Game of Hammocks sounded less threatening. | 1.3755 | 0.03975 | 261 | 186 | 52 | 23 |
401 | Mom said it's my turn to be king. | 1.3750 | 0.03942 | 264 | 188 | 53 | 23 |
402 | The real throne is in the bathroom. | 1.3750 | 0.03716 | 264 | 182 | 65 | 17 |
403 | You really are the King of Swing! | 1.3745 | 0.03995 | 259 | 185 | 51 | 23 |
404 | One, Two, Three, Four, I declare a toe war. | 1.3745 | 0.03920 | 259 | 183 | 55 | 21 |
405 | We really need to decide who this belongs to before Solomon gets here. | 1.3740 | 0.03934 | 254 | 179 | 55 | 20 |
406 | This relaxes me so much, I'm beheading a lot less people. | 1.3735 | 0.03823 | 257 | 179 | 60 | 18 |
407 | It's called a Staycation! Much safer than exposing ourselves to the Plague. | 1.3735 | 0.03742 | 257 | 177 | 64 | 16 |
408 | Quite comfy lies the head that wears a crown. | 1.3735 | 0.03862 | 257 | 180 | 58 | 19 |
409 | It's called 'camping.' It's like glamping, but in a castle. | 1.3735 | 0.03862 | 257 | 180 | 58 | 19 |
410 | Getting out of this thing is going to be a royal pain. | 1.3735 | 0.03783 | 257 | 178 | 62 | 17 |
411 | Gonna be honest, this is not exactly how I expected to be overthrown. | 1.3735 | 0.03901 | 257 | 181 | 56 | 20 |
412 | It’s a loaner from the throne re-upholsterer. | 1.3735 | 0.03901 | 257 | 181 | 56 | 20 |
413 | Forgive me my fair lady but the spoils of war are not what they used to be. | 1.3735 | 0.03823 | 257 | 181 | 57 | 19 |
414 | When I said we wanted to try swinging, this isn't exactly what I meant. | 1.3725 | 0.03922 | 255 | 180 | 55 | 20 |
415 | I know we were married at 12, but do we have to keep sleeping like it? | 1.3725 | 0.04011 | 247 | 175 | 52 | 20 |
416 | At least you said “no” to loaning our crowns to the drama club. | 1.3725 | 0.03622 | 247 | 166 | 70 | 11 |
417 | There is no word "dehammock" so I think we're safe. | 1.3715 | 0.03821 | 253 | 176 | 60 | 17 |
418 | Okay, okay, I'll admit it. Invading France would have been a better retirement choice. | 1.3715 | 0.03780 | 253 | 175 | 62 | 16 |
419 | Well, you’ll just have to win the thrones back in next week’s joust. | 1.3715 | 0.03902 | 253 | 178 | 56 | 19 |
420 | I don’t think glamping is for us. | 1.3705 | 0.04082 | 251 | 181 | 47 | 23 |
421 | I hate to upset the balance of power, but nature calls. | 1.3705 | 0.03799 | 251 | 174 | 61 | 16 |
422 | Maybe we should say it was a gift. | 1.3705 | 0.04042 | 251 | 180 | 49 | 22 |
423 | Do we have to keep putting the royal chamber on Airbnb? | 1.3705 | 0.03922 | 251 | 177 | 55 | 19 |
424 | they say that by 1350 these will have completely replaced beds. | 1.3705 | 0.03799 | 251 | 174 | 61 | 16 |
425 | No, you rock | 1.3695 | 0.03902 | 249 | 175 | 56 | 18 |
426 | Remind me again, why does it take six weeks to repair two thrones? | 1.3695 | 0.03818 | 249 | 173 | 60 | 16 |
427 | I know it’s not the *same* as Hawaii but—I mean 2020, right? | 1.3684 | 0.03880 | 247 | 173 | 57 | 17 |
428 | My motto has always been, 'When the kingdom's in decline...recline.' | 1.3673 | 0.04068 | 245 | 176 | 48 | 21 |
429 | We should have ordered the king size. | 1.3673 | 0.03900 | 245 | 172 | 56 | 17 |
430 | It's called the "Overthrone." | 1.3673 | 0.03900 | 245 | 172 | 56 | 17 |
431 | Okay we'll both abdicate on 3... | 1.3673 | 0.03814 | 245 | 170 | 60 | 15 |
432 | Explain to me again how we're going to procreate in this thing. | 1.3673 | 0.04109 | 245 | 177 | 46 | 22 |
433 | No, your left is my right. | 1.3673 | 0.03814 | 245 | 170 | 60 | 15 |
434 | Costco-- you go in to stock up on mutton, you leave with a hammock. | 1.3673 | 0.04109 | 245 | 177 | 46 | 22 |
435 | Ok. One more game of footsie before we get back to official business | 1.3663 | 0.04049 | 243 | 174 | 49 | 20 |
436 | And hacky sack instead of jousting? Where is this coming from, Athelred? | 1.3663 | 0.03789 | 243 | 168 | 61 | 14 |
437 | You know we can charge the taxpayers for a throne, right? | 1.3651 | 0.04197 | 241 | 176 | 42 | 23 |
438 | Can I be Beowulf tonight? | 1.3651 | 0.04197 | 241 | 176 | 42 | 23 |
439 | Your feet are on my side. | 1.3651 | 0.03985 | 241 | 171 | 52 | 18 |
440 | This wasn’t what I meant when I said I’d give up my throne for you. | 1.3651 | 0.03808 | 241 | 167 | 60 | 14 |
441 | Catapult? I thought this was a hammock. | 1.3647 | 0.04771 | 170 | 121 | 36 | 13 |
442 | Your Majesty, I hope you kept the receipt. | 1.3640 | 0.03963 | 239 | 169 | 53 | 17 |
443 | I think we need a king size hammock. | 1.3640 | 0.04007 | 239 | 170 | 51 | 18 |
444 | It's less fun than I expected. | 1.3640 | 0.03918 | 239 | 168 | 55 | 16 |
445 | Someone needs to invent something called a king size bed. | 1.3640 | 0.04007 | 239 | 170 | 51 | 18 |
446 | Next time, talk to me before you redecorate | 1.3640 | 0.03735 | 239 | 164 | 63 | 12 |
447 | What kind of swingers club were you expecting? | 1.3640 | 0.04094 | 239 | 172 | 47 | 20 |
448 | Yes, dear; I did say we should try swinging. | 1.3640 | 0.04137 | 239 | 173 | 45 | 21 |
449 | See, I told you it was the throne stressing you out. | 1.3640 | 0.03781 | 239 | 165 | 61 | 13 |
450 | I asked for a ham-hock and this is what they brought me. | 1.3640 | 0.04094 | 239 | 172 | 47 | 20 |
451 | I got tired of tweeting on the throne. | 1.3640 | 0.03963 | 239 | 169 | 53 | 17 |
452 | On three we roll over and see what happens. | 1.3640 | 0.03918 | 239 | 168 | 55 | 16 |
453 | Is this your idea of contraception? | 1.3640 | 0.04094 | 239 | 172 | 47 | 20 |
454 | I was concerned when you said, we were going to hang together. | 1.3640 | 0.04007 | 239 | 170 | 51 | 18 |
455 | If only we had trees. | 1.3640 | 0.04094 | 239 | 172 | 47 | 20 |
456 | You misunderstood, I said how about ham hocks tonight! | 1.3629 | 0.04029 | 237 | 169 | 50 | 18 |
457 | Meredith, can you come give us a push? | 1.3629 | 0.03984 | 237 | 168 | 52 | 17 |
458 | The Princess and the Pea fiasco showed me that mattresses are overrated. | 1.3629 | 0.04029 | 237 | 169 | 50 | 18 |
459 | I hate the loaners from the throne repair shop | 1.3629 | 0.03984 | 237 | 168 | 52 | 17 |
460 | No offense, but I'm ready to go back to the office. | 1.3621 | 0.03902 | 232 | 162 | 56 | 14 |
461 | I am sure we are six feet apart. | 1.3617 | 0.04051 | 235 | 168 | 49 | 18 |
462 | This is not what I had in mind when I said we should be swingers. | 1.3617 | 0.03914 | 235 | 165 | 55 | 15 |
463 | When I asked for you to be strung up, I had something different in mind. | 1.3605 | 0.03982 | 233 | 170 | 46 | 17 |
464 | Are you absolutely sure he said "Cry hammock, release the dogs of war!" | 1.3605 | 0.04164 | 233 | 169 | 44 | 20 |
465 | You think that guy over there will help us get out? | 1.3593 | 0.04051 | 231 | 165 | 49 | 17 |
466 | Your foot’s on my side. | 1.3593 | 0.04004 | 231 | 164 | 51 | 16 |
467 | You lost the throne to who? | 1.3593 | 0.04143 | 231 | 167 | 45 | 19 |
468 | It's the biggest facemask in the whole kingdom. No one ever before has owned such a tremendous facemask. | 1.3593 | 0.04233 | 231 | 169 | 41 | 21 |
469 | Size does matter | 1.3593 | 0.03957 | 231 | 163 | 53 | 15 |
470 | Well.... this isn't exactly what I had in mind when I suggested we could share the throne... | 1.3593 | 0.04051 | 231 | 165 | 49 | 17 |
471 | What? You have restless leg syndrome and motion sickness?" | 1.3593 | 0.04051 | 231 | 165 | 49 | 17 |
472 | Wouldn't it have been easier to get rid of the pea? | 1.3593 | 0.04004 | 231 | 164 | 51 | 16 |
473 | Okay... well, Parliament leased the thrones to the White House. | 1.3593 | 0.04097 | 231 | 166 | 47 | 18 |
474 | I'll rock, you rule. | 1.3593 | 0.04188 | 231 | 168 | 43 | 20 |
475 | I’m so glad we splurged for the memory foam. | 1.3593 | 0.04004 | 231 | 164 | 51 | 16 |
476 | I suppose we're swingers now. | 1.3593 | 0.04097 | 231 | 166 | 47 | 18 |
477 | Uneasy sits the head . . . but the rest of me feels great | 1.3581 | 0.03831 | 229 | 159 | 58 | 12 |
478 | We should've gone with the California King. | 1.3581 | 0.03930 | 229 | 161 | 54 | 14 |
479 | I thought your sister was still selling the scented candles. | 1.3581 | 0.04166 | 229 | 166 | 44 | 19 |
480 | When you asked if I was interested in "swinging", this isn't exactly what I had in mind. | 1.3581 | 0.04074 | 229 | 164 | 48 | 17 |
481 | I think it’s time to fire the jester | 1.3568 | 0.03951 | 227 | 160 | 53 | 14 |
482 | It’s not what I thought you meant by swinging. | 1.3568 | 0.04191 | 227 | 165 | 43 | 19 |
483 | My favorites were still the beanbag thrones. | 1.3568 | 0.03800 | 227 | 157 | 59 | 11 |
484 | This thing is giving me a royal pain in the ass. | 1.3568 | 0.04097 | 227 | 163 | 47 | 17 |
485 | What I ordered was hemlock. | 1.3568 | 0.04144 | 227 | 164 | 45 | 18 |
486 | Somehow the thrones gave us more credibility. | 1.3568 | 0.04097 | 227 | 163 | 47 | 17 |
487 | Nice, but the Corinthian king’s is made of leather. | 1.3568 | 0.04049 | 227 | 162 | 49 | 16 |
488 | I suppose they'll repo the crowns next | 1.3568 | 0.04386 | 213 | 156 | 38 | 19 |
489 | This throne rocks. | 1.3556 | 0.03973 | 225 | 159 | 52 | 14 |
490 | I was wrong, we could have done this on Zoom. | 1.3556 | 0.04072 | 225 | 161 | 48 | 16 |
491 | We are king and queen, my dear. We are allowed to be pretentious. | 1.3556 | 0.04168 | 225 | 163 | 44 | 18 |
492 | Well, we are not NOT amused. | 1.3556 | 0.04120 | 225 | 162 | 46 | 17 |
493 | Your chastity belt isn't the only obstacle here. | 1.3556 | 0.04120 | 225 | 162 | 46 | 17 |
494 | Remind me again why you didn’t like our throne. | 1.3543 | 0.04045 | 223 | 159 | 49 | 15 |
495 | I don't understand why all the peasants complain about camping. | 1.3543 | 0.03944 | 223 | 157 | 53 | 13 |
496 | I'll flip you for the throne. | 1.3543 | 0.04045 | 223 | 159 | 49 | 15 |
497 | Game of Hammocks? Are you sure? | 1.3543 | 0.04045 | 223 | 159 | 49 | 15 |
498 | Somehow this is not what I pictured when you threatened to suspend our talks. | 1.3543 | 0.04192 | 223 | 162 | 43 | 18 |
499 | Heavy is the hammock that holds the crowns. | 1.3543 | 0.04045 | 223 | 159 | 49 | 15 |
500 | ...it's like, everyone's got a throne, you know? It's so uptight. | 1.3543 | 0.04144 | 223 | 161 | 45 | 17 |
501 | The White House asked to borrow them. | 1.3543 | 0.04192 | 223 | 162 | 43 | 18 |
502 | Actually, I ordered a catapult. | 1.3543 | 0.03995 | 223 | 158 | 51 | 14 |
503 | I don’t know about this new debate format | 1.3543 | 0.04095 | 223 | 160 | 47 | 16 |
504 | Perhaps you’re right. Maybe I am running out of plague lockdown staycation ideas. | 1.3543 | 0.03995 | 223 | 158 | 51 | 14 |
505 | Wow. You were right. This is comfortable, but how do I get out and still look regal? | 1.3535 | 0.04508 | 198 | 145 | 36 | 17 |
506 | You were right. For the summer, it's so much better than the thrones. | 1.3529 | 0.04168 | 221 | 160 | 44 | 17 |
507 | Are you sure Consumer Reports rated this better than a queen-sized mattress? | 1.3529 | 0.04168 | 221 | 160 | 44 | 17 |
508 | It don’t mean a thing if we ain’t got that sling. | 1.3529 | 0.04119 | 221 | 159 | 46 | 16 |
509 | Really? Throne Depot? | 1.3529 | 0.03966 | 221 | 156 | 52 | 13 |
510 | How dare they call our kingdom a banana republic. | 1.3529 | 0.04068 | 221 | 158 | 48 | 15 |
511 | Game of Hammocks? Hmmm. I think we're close to something big. | 1.3529 | 0.04217 | 221 | 161 | 42 | 18 |
512 | I said to bring the ham hocks! | 1.3529 | 0.04266 | 221 | 162 | 40 | 19 |
513 | We're swinging in the reign. | 1.3529 | 0.03966 | 221 | 156 | 52 | 13 |
514 | Is this what the peasants meant when they demanded we be hung? | 1.3529 | 0.04119 | 221 | 159 | 46 | 16 |
515 | I like to come in here and unwind after a beheading | 1.3529 | 0.04119 | 221 | 159 | 46 | 16 |
516 | Tyranny has never felt so relaxing | 1.3521 | 0.03897 | 213 | 148 | 55 | 10 |
517 | This is so nice, it’s taking my mind off the piles of bodies outside. | 1.3516 | 0.03988 | 219 | 155 | 51 | 13 |
518 | I ordered haddock. I wonder what they'll bring for your swordfish? | 1.3516 | 0.04242 | 219 | 160 | 41 | 18 |
519 | I agree it's more comfortable, but it lacks a little grandeur. | 1.3516 | 0.03935 | 219 | 154 | 53 | 12 |
520 | We should see if those thrones are back on Craigslist | 1.3516 | 0.04143 | 219 | 158 | 45 | 16 |
521 | Next time we're dethroned, let's ask for Eames chairs | 1.3516 | 0.03988 | 219 | 155 | 51 | 13 |
522 | So now we can't be dethroned | 1.3516 | 0.03935 | 219 | 154 | 53 | 12 |
523 | So this is how you plan to hold sway... | 1.3516 | 0.04040 | 219 | 156 | 49 | 14 |
524 | And it was definitely ‘Ham Hock’ you ordered, My Lord? | 1.3516 | 0.04482 | 219 | 165 | 31 | 23 |
525 | I would have preferred we purchased the Lazy Boy recliner. | 1.3507 | 0.04197 | 211 | 152 | 44 | 15 |
526 | I proclaim Casual Fridays. | 1.3493 | 0.03822 | 209 | 144 | 57 | 8 |
527 | Right, first one to blink has to sit next to Pence at the next state banquet | 1.3493 | 0.04330 | 209 | 153 | 39 | 17 |
528 | Tonight will be my turn on top | 1.3491 | 0.04763 | 169 | 123 | 33 | 13 |
529 | We’re never going to have an heir to the throne in this! | 1.3486 | 0.04048 | 218 | 156 | 48 | 14 |
530 | ...no, you get out... | 1.3486 | 0.04100 | 218 | 157 | 46 | 15 |
531 | My mother will go back home soon. A few more days in the guest throne won't kill you! | 1.3486 | 0.04100 | 218 | 157 | 46 | 15 |
532 | “Lord Hammock, perhaps your new invention would have more appeal hanging between two shade trees on a warm sunny day.“ | 1.3486 | 0.03995 | 218 | 155 | 50 | 13 |
533 | I guess it does make the room seem less formal | 1.3486 | 0.03888 | 218 | 153 | 54 | 11 |
534 | It's to our advantage that we swing both ways. | 1.3486 | 0.04151 | 218 | 158 | 44 | 16 |
535 | Hanging out with you is always an adventure. | 1.3486 | 0.03778 | 218 | 151 | 58 | 9 |
536 | My kingdom for a throne! | 1.3486 | 0.04201 | 218 | 159 | 42 | 17 |
537 | Divine, right? | 1.3486 | 0.04100 | 218 | 157 | 46 | 15 |
538 | I like being in a swing state. | 1.3486 | 0.04100 | 218 | 157 | 46 | 15 |
539 | It's really nice until you have to stand up and knight someone. | 1.3486 | 0.03888 | 218 | 153 | 54 | 11 |
540 | I think they’ve misunderstood what dethroned means | 1.3486 | 0.03995 | 218 | 155 | 50 | 13 |
541 | Are we happy now? | 1.3478 | 0.03963 | 207 | 145 | 52 | 10 |
542 | No more impulse buys. | 1.3478 | 0.04303 | 207 | 151 | 40 | 16 |
543 | To answer your question I have no idea where the throne went but I kind of don't care | 1.3476 | 0.04435 | 187 | 135 | 39 | 13 |
544 | Your Majesty is rarely so easily swayed. | 1.3474 | 0.04001 | 213 | 151 | 50 | 12 |
545 | That's the only courtesy item the throne repair shop had. | 1.3474 | 0.04056 | 213 | 152 | 48 | 13 |
546 | Son... I have decided to abdicate the hammock. | 1.3474 | 0.04056 | 213 | 152 | 48 | 13 |
547 | And just wait until you see the new clothes he’s made me! | 1.3474 | 0.04110 | 213 | 153 | 46 | 14 |
548 | I believe our jewel encrusted thrones provided much better back support. | 1.3474 | 0.03889 | 213 | 149 | 54 | 10 |
549 | It's a population control bed. 14 kids is enough. And I did wash my feet. | 1.3474 | 0.04164 | 213 | 154 | 44 | 15 |
550 | Well, do you prefer the Black Death to staycationing? | 1.3474 | 0.04320 | 213 | 157 | 38 | 18 |
551 | This will confuse anyone who wants to dethrone me. | 1.3472 | 0.04123 | 216 | 156 | 45 | 15 |
552 | Yeah, I was literally dethroned. | 1.3472 | 0.04277 | 216 | 159 | 39 | 18 |
553 | Then again, the throne never dumped me on the floor. | 1.3472 | 0.03909 | 216 | 152 | 53 | 11 |
554 | I think the prince took all the royal mattresses for that girl he's having over tonight. | 1.3472 | 0.04377 | 216 | 161 | 35 | 20 |
555 | For God's sake cut your toenails | 1.3472 | 0.04175 | 216 | 157 | 43 | 16 |
556 | Maybe ordering our new throne from REI was not such a good idea. | 1.3472 | 0.04123 | 216 | 156 | 45 | 15 |
557 | Now, I’m the king of the swing voters | 1.3472 | 0.04123 | 216 | 156 | 45 | 15 |
558 | 'That's it? Footsie?" | 1.3462 | 0.04176 | 208 | 150 | 44 | 14 |
559 | I thought Bjororgensfrum meant throne at IKEA | 1.3462 | 0.04339 | 208 | 153 | 38 | 17 |
560 | Actually, a roll in the hay could work better. | 1.3462 | 0.03766 | 208 | 143 | 58 | 7 |
561 | You'll see, 800 years from now some world leader will go back to garish gold-leafed red velvet furniture, and we'll look foolish. | 1.3460 | 0.03967 | 211 | 149 | 51 | 11 |
562 | It *is* comfy, but Hammock Room just doesn't have the same ring to it. | 1.3460 | 0.04295 | 211 | 155 | 39 | 17 |
563 | At least now we can give the appearance that we're in it together. | 1.3460 | 0.04024 | 211 | 150 | 49 | 12 |
564 | Let’s practice that bit again about standing up and greeting the House of Lords. | 1.3460 | 0.04080 | 211 | 151 | 47 | 13 |
565 | Now they can't say we're in bed together. | 1.3460 | 0.03910 | 211 | 148 | 53 | 10 |
566 | They really didn't have a second one? | 1.3455 | 0.06118 | 110 | 82 | 18 | 10 |
567 | The throne was a lot harder to clean under | 1.3448 | 0.03691 | 203 | 138 | 60 | 5 |
568 | They call it mid-century modern. | 1.3448 | 0.04128 | 203 | 145 | 46 | 12 |
569 | We should have gone with the king. | 1.3447 | 0.04474 | 206 | 154 | 33 | 19 |
570 | When they are presented, just nod, no hand waving, remember what happened the last time we waived our hands. | 1.3445 | 0.04322 | 209 | 154 | 38 | 17 |
571 | There's much less pomp and circumstance when you ascend to the hammock. | 1.3445 | 0.04103 | 209 | 150 | 46 | 13 |
572 | So this is what the simple folk do? | 1.3431 | 0.04339 | 204 | 150 | 38 | 16 |
573 | Funny guy that jester. | 1.3431 | 0.04111 | 204 | 146 | 46 | 12 |
574 | Our new jester is from the Bahamas. | 1.3430 | 0.03953 | 207 | 146 | 51 | 10 |
575 | Trust me, this is the best way to be left hanging. | 1.3430 | 0.04012 | 207 | 147 | 49 | 11 |
576 | It's called a hammock and I'm told it's all the rage outside the moat. | 1.3430 | 0.04070 | 207 | 148 | 47 | 12 |
577 | I promised them I'd give up the throne. | 1.3430 | 0.04128 | 207 | 149 | 45 | 13 |
578 | That final season pretty much ruined thrones for me across the board." | 1.3430 | 0.04070 | 207 | 148 | 47 | 12 |
579 | When I told them to modernize the thrones, I meant indoor plumbing | 1.3430 | 0.04128 | 207 | 149 | 45 | 13 |
580 | This wasn’t what I had in mind when you invited me to a “public hanging.” | 1.3430 | 0.04240 | 207 | 151 | 41 | 15 |
581 | Yes… I did agree to abdicate the throne. But I wasn’t quite sure what that meant.” | 1.3430 | 0.04012 | 207 | 147 | 49 | 11 |
582 | I love to hear the waves crashing in the moat. | 1.3430 | 0.04240 | 207 | 151 | 41 | 15 |
583 | I know it’s comfortable, I’m just a little worried about cultural appropriation, you know? | 1.3430 | 0.04240 | 207 | 151 | 41 | 15 |
584 | This will help us connect with the millennials. | 1.3430 | 0.04128 | 207 | 149 | 45 | 13 |
585 | Funny, my five previous wives weren’t crazy about the hammock either. | 1.3415 | 0.04152 | 205 | 148 | 44 | 13 |
586 | I sold the thrones on ebay." | 1.3415 | 0.04266 | 205 | 150 | 40 | 15 |
587 | That's my mother by the door, so keep your pants on, Harold. | 1.3415 | 0.04431 | 205 | 153 | 34 | 18 |
588 | It's a hammock. It's throne together. | 1.3415 | 0.04321 | 205 | 151 | 38 | 16 |
589 | You call this glamping? | 1.3415 | 0.04152 | 205 | 148 | 44 | 13 |
590 | Now this is glamping. | 1.3415 | 0.04152 | 205 | 148 | 44 | 13 |
591 | Maybe we should give peace a chance, too. | 1.3415 | 0.04094 | 205 | 147 | 46 | 12 |
592 | Do you think Chris Christie wants his mask back? | 1.3415 | 0.04794 | 205 | 160 | 20 | 25 |
593 | Honestly,this is better than what I expected from a dethroning. | 1.3415 | 0.04376 | 205 | 152 | 36 | 17 |
594 | Are we amused? | 1.3415 | 0.04094 | 205 | 147 | 46 | 12 |
595 | Maybe you're right. I should've been the Mattress King. | 1.3415 | 0.03976 | 205 | 145 | 50 | 10 |
596 | Who says I'm not the King of Swing? | 1.3415 | 0.04209 | 205 | 149 | 42 | 14 |
597 | Game-changer, right? | 1.3415 | 0.03976 | 205 | 145 | 50 | 10 |
598 | We’ve exhausted all the mattresses Princess, perhaps this pea is actually a hemorrhoid. | 1.3415 | 0.04209 | 205 | 149 | 42 | 14 |
599 | Divorced, beheaded, died, divorced, beheaded, bought a hammock?" Not sure it has quite the right ring about it Catherine | 1.3401 | 0.04264 | 197 | 143 | 41 | 13 |
600 | Switch sides with me. | 1.3401 | 0.04325 | 197 | 144 | 39 | 14 |
601 | Let's try it standing up. | 1.3401 | 0.04203 | 197 | 142 | 43 | 12 |
602 | No bumpy peas to bother you, my dear. | 1.3399 | 0.04235 | 203 | 148 | 41 | 14 |
603 | The royal council said a bit of whimsy would make us more relatable. | 1.3399 | 0.03937 | 203 | 143 | 51 | 9 |
604 | I told you we'd be in this together. | 1.3399 | 0.04118 | 203 | 146 | 45 | 12 |
605 | It's nice until you want to get out. | 1.3399 | 0.03811 | 203 | 141 | 55 | 7 |
606 | It’s called a Staycation! | 1.3399 | 0.04177 | 203 | 147 | 43 | 13 |
607 | I told you hanging on to power is a balancing act! | 1.3399 | 0.04059 | 203 | 145 | 47 | 11 |
608 | It was on sale. | 1.3389 | 0.04672 | 180 | 134 | 31 | 15 |
609 | This was the easiest one to assemble. | 1.3384 | 0.04061 | 198 | 141 | 47 | 10 |
610 | Can you believe Harry gave this up? | 1.3383 | 0.04261 | 201 | 147 | 40 | 14 |
611 | Sometimes I get a feeling that the stability of our great nation is hanging by a thread. | 1.3383 | 0.04202 | 201 | 146 | 42 | 13 |
612 | The throne was hard on my back. This is hard on my dignity. | 1.3383 | 0.04021 | 201 | 143 | 48 | 10 |
613 | I thought we'd try laissez-faire ergonomics. | 1.3383 | 0.04202 | 201 | 146 | 42 | 13 |
614 | This is going nowhere | 1.3367 | 0.04020 | 196 | 139 | 48 | 9 |
615 | Comfy? Yes. Regal? No. | 1.3367 | 0.03981 | 199 | 141 | 49 | 9 |
616 | Now that we are in, how do we get out? | 1.3367 | 0.04228 | 199 | 145 | 41 | 13 |
617 | Suddenly I want to rename our kingdom Margaritaville. | 1.3351 | 0.03977 | 194 | 137 | 49 | 8 |
618 | I wonder why people don't take us seriously. | 1.3351 | 0.04109 | 194 | 139 | 45 | 10 |
619 | Amazon prime day. | 1.3351 | 0.04237 | 194 | 141 | 41 | 12 |
620 | I know, I know, 'game of hammocks' doesn't quite have the same ring to it." | 1.3351 | 0.04174 | 194 | 143 | 39 | 12 |
621 | They said I couldn’t win a swing state. Fake news. I have the biggest swing! | 1.3351 | 0.04174 | 194 | 140 | 43 | 11 |
622 | Who is going to turn out the lights? | 1.3351 | 0.04300 | 194 | 142 | 39 | 13 |
623 | The catalogue on the airplane made this seem more...necessary. | 1.3351 | 0.04300 | 194 | 142 | 39 | 13 |
624 | Don’t you think having two kings is a little gay? | 1.3351 | 0.04109 | 194 | 139 | 45 | 10 |
625 | No, YOU get out and push! | 1.3350 | 0.04004 | 197 | 140 | 48 | 9 |
626 | Your feet are touching something they shouldn't be touching | 1.3350 | 0.04131 | 197 | 142 | 44 | 11 |
627 | Not exactly what I had in mind when I suggested a hanging, but this is nice. | 1.3350 | 0.04193 | 197 | 143 | 42 | 12 |
628 | I knew I should have bought the king-size. | 1.3350 | 0.04254 | 197 | 144 | 40 | 13 |
629 | I wish we could go back to our thrones, I don't like working from home. | 1.3350 | 0.04131 | 197 | 142 | 44 | 11 |
630 | You were right. We should've gone with the kingsize | 1.3350 | 0.04068 | 197 | 141 | 46 | 10 |
631 | Now is the winter of our discontinued tent and hammock sales! | 1.3350 | 0.04433 | 197 | 147 | 34 | 16 |
632 | We're finally in the swing of things. | 1.3350 | 0.04131 | 197 | 142 | 44 | 11 |
633 | This will have to do as our daughter is teaching her seminar on Zoom in the throne room. | 1.3350 | 0.04193 | 197 | 143 | 42 | 12 |
634 | What’s the point of being a liege if you can’t be leisurely? | 1.3350 | 0.04254 | 197 | 144 | 40 | 13 |
635 | The Iron Throne WAS uncomfortable but I think we may have overcorrected. | 1.3350 | 0.04131 | 197 | 142 | 44 | 11 |
636 | I'm not sure that selling the thrones was such a smart idea. | 1.3350 | 0.04131 | 197 | 142 | 44 | 11 |
637 | I love our new Open Concept throne room. | 1.3350 | 0.04254 | 197 | 144 | 40 | 13 |
638 | My boy, tipping over the hammock will not be a recognized as a legitimate overthrow. | 1.3350 | 0.04068 | 197 | 141 | 46 | 10 |
639 | I did warn you that it was far too cheap for a king-size bed. | 1.3350 | 0.04433 | 197 | 147 | 34 | 16 |
640 | Yes, it's more comfortable, but I feel like it isn't intimidating enough. | 1.3333 | 0.03790 | 192 | 133 | 54 | 5 |
641 | I don’t think this will help me capture swing states | 1.3333 | 0.04632 | 192 | 146 | 28 | 18 |
642 | When I said we could share the throne this isn't quite what I meant! | 1.3333 | 0.04067 | 192 | 137 | 46 | 9 |
643 | OK. We'll wait til the guard goes home and we'll try to get out. I can't move. | 1.3333 | 0.04451 | 192 | 143 | 34 | 15 |
644 | Have you thought how pawning the thrones is going to look if he doesn't find that New World, Isabella? | 1.3333 | 0.04327 | 192 | 144 | 34 | 14 |
645 | The King said I'd feel like him if I stayed at his hotel. Then again, he also said the plague would magically disappear. | 1.3333 | 0.04327 | 192 | 141 | 38 | 13 |
646 | And considering the crowns, it's a LOT safer than the waterbed was. | 1.3333 | 0.04067 | 192 | 137 | 46 | 9 |
647 | All but one of the guards has apologized for laughing hysterically at you trying to get into this thing. | 1.3333 | 0.04264 | 192 | 140 | 40 | 12 |
648 | I don’t know...I still feel like a despot. | 1.3333 | 0.04199 | 192 | 139 | 42 | 11 |
649 | When you said we were going to hang, I was terrified you meant something else. | 1.3333 | 0.04501 | 189 | 141 | 33 | 15 |
650 | Now do you understand why I'm not a fan of Mid-Century Modern? | 1.3333 | 0.04134 | 192 | 138 | 44 | 10 |
651 | Thought I would try something different for casual Friday. | 1.3333 | 0.04264 | 192 | 140 | 40 | 12 |
652 | Because we really need those swing votes. | 1.3333 | 0.04390 | 192 | 142 | 36 | 14 |
653 | Tell me again why the White House wanted our thrones. | 1.3333 | 0.04572 | 192 | 145 | 30 | 17 |
654 | Why can't we just keep the summer throne all winter? | 1.3333 | 0.04451 | 192 | 143 | 34 | 15 |
655 | Apologies, the throne is on backorder." | 1.3333 | 0.04327 | 192 | 141 | 38 | 13 |
656 | I see no way out of this. | 1.3333 | 0.04134 | 192 | 138 | 44 | 10 |
657 | Ok, on three I'm getting out... | 1.3333 | 0.04327 | 192 | 141 | 38 | 13 |
658 | It was a gift from William The Disinherited. | 1.3316 | 0.04355 | 190 | 140 | 37 | 13 |
659 | It adds a more casual, less-threatening vibe when you order an execution. | 1.3316 | 0.03953 | 190 | 134 | 49 | 7 |
660 | No. Your Highness rocks! | 1.3316 | 0.04225 | 190 | 138 | 41 | 11 |
661 | Seems we find ourselves in a swing state | 1.3316 | 0.04419 | 190 | 141 | 35 | 14 |
662 | This is not quite the ‘California lifestyle’ I had in mind, Harry. | 1.3316 | 0.04225 | 190 | 138 | 41 | 11 |
663 | Our summer palace is lacking that certain sense of majesty. | 1.3298 | 0.04252 | 188 | 137 | 40 | 11 |
664 | It looked better in the catalog. | 1.3298 | 0.04384 | 188 | 139 | 36 | 13 |
665 | What a relief! Sitting on that throne all day is a royal pain in the ass. | 1.3298 | 0.04318 | 188 | 138 | 38 | 12 |
666 | I don’t care if gold was over $2,000. You shouldn’t have sold the thrones. | 1.3298 | 0.04252 | 188 | 137 | 40 | 11 |
667 | I didn't think we lived in a swing state. | 1.3298 | 0.04384 | 188 | 139 | 36 | 13 |
668 | Tell me more about this glamping of which you speak | 1.3298 | 0.04184 | 188 | 136 | 42 | 10 |
669 | Wait till you see what I did to the royal bathroom. | 1.3298 | 0.04384 | 188 | 139 | 36 | 13 |
670 | Netflix and chilleth? | 1.3298 | 0.04384 | 188 | 142 | 33 | 13 |
671 | I thought you said you knew how to get out of this thing | 1.3298 | 0.04116 | 188 | 135 | 44 | 9 |
672 | We could spoon. | 1.3297 | 0.04131 | 182 | 130 | 44 | 8 |
673 | Heir to the hammock just doesn't cut it for me | 1.3280 | 0.03924 | 186 | 131 | 49 | 6 |
674 | Anyway, the shipping was free. | 1.3280 | 0.04279 | 186 | 136 | 39 | 11 |
675 | I'm not feeling very majestic. | 1.3280 | 0.03924 | 186 | 131 | 49 | 6 |
676 | The thrones just felt a bit too formal. | 1.3280 | 0.03998 | 186 | 132 | 47 | 7 |
677 | Um, when I said we should take a nap in the hammock, I was using the Royal we. | 1.3280 | 0.04141 | 186 | 134 | 43 | 9 |
678 | I could have sworn you said "ham hock." | 1.3280 | 0.04279 | 186 | 136 | 39 | 11 |
679 | Buying a hammock is easy when you only pay $750 dollars in taxes | 1.3280 | 0.04346 | 186 | 137 | 37 | 12 |
680 | Can we get this King sized? | 1.3278 | 0.04781 | 180 | 138 | 25 | 17 |
681 | Do you want to make s’mores? I’ll have them bring in the dragon. | 1.3269 | 0.05158 | 156 | 120 | 21 | 15 |
682 | It was either this or the inflatable throne | 1.3261 | 0.03946 | 184 | 130 | 48 | 6 |
683 | How much longer do you think we'll have this bedbug problem? | 1.3259 | 0.05239 | 135 | 101 | 24 | 10 |
684 | You told me you wanted to swing. | 1.3258 | 0.04331 | 178 | 130 | 38 | 10 |
685 | So I guess we’re swingers now. | 1.3258 | 0.04331 | 178 | 130 | 38 | 10 |
686 | You've always been a swinger. | 1.3258 | 0.04475 | 178 | 132 | 34 | 12 |
687 | Don't worry, you'll soon get the swing of things. | 1.3253 | 0.04619 | 166 | 123 | 32 | 11 |
688 | I just don’t think this hammock gives us the same gravitas as our thrones. | 1.3243 | 0.04217 | 185 | 135 | 40 | 10 |
689 | I don’t care what the Amazon reviews said, this is not more ergonomic than a throne. | 1.3243 | 0.04217 | 185 | 135 | 40 | 10 |
690 | The Tragedy of Hammock, Prince of Denmark | 1.3243 | 0.04286 | 185 | 136 | 38 | 11 |
691 | You really didn’t like the ending of Game of Thrones, did you? | 1.3243 | 0.04286 | 185 | 136 | 38 | 11 |
692 | Off with his bed. | 1.3243 | 0.04217 | 185 | 135 | 40 | 10 |
693 | It won’t mean I’m king if it ain’t got this swing. | 1.3242 | 0.04263 | 182 | 133 | 39 | 10 |
694 | Thank you. It's pleasant alright. But what I said was I have a craving for ham hocks. | 1.3242 | 0.04539 | 182 | 137 | 31 | 14 |
695 | Is this glamping? | 1.3242 | 0.04472 | 182 | 136 | 33 | 13 |
696 | This is the best hanging I’ve had all week. | 1.3242 | 0.04539 | 182 | 137 | 31 | 14 |
697 | Now I can't abdicate, even if I wanted to. | 1.3242 | 0.04403 | 182 | 135 | 35 | 12 |
698 | I’ll admit it’s not as impressive as the old throne, but it’s way more comfortable. | 1.3242 | 0.04191 | 182 | 132 | 41 | 9 |
699 | It's not like we could have done anything anyway, with her there all the time. | 1.3240 | 0.04163 | 179 | 129 | 42 | 8 |
700 | Next time, warn me before you reupholster the chairs. | 1.3240 | 0.04163 | 179 | 129 | 42 | 8 |
701 | I was worried when you said you wanted me to hang | 1.3240 | 0.04383 | 179 | 132 | 36 | 11 |
702 | It used to be the giant's mask. | 1.3239 | 0.04578 | 176 | 132 | 31 | 13 |
703 | You should never have traded the throne. | 1.3222 | 0.04362 | 180 | 133 | 36 | 11 |
704 | Uneasy lies the head that wears a crown, but the body gets to chill in a hammock. | 1.3222 | 0.04362 | 180 | 133 | 36 | 11 |
705 | This should be the only sort of hanging we do around here. | 1.3222 | 0.04433 | 180 | 134 | 34 | 12 |
706 | Maybe renting out the bedroom on Airbnb was a bad idea? | 1.3222 | 0.04433 | 180 | 134 | 34 | 12 |
707 | You see, this makes you more relatable. It will really help with the serf vote.” “Wait, they can vote now?! | 1.3222 | 0.04362 | 180 | 133 | 36 | 11 |
708 | When I said "Slings and arrows of outrageous fortune", this is NOT what I meant..... | 1.3202 | 0.04391 | 178 | 132 | 35 | 11 |
709 | You know, you'd think we'd have enough money for at least two. | 1.3202 | 0.04463 | 178 | 133 | 33 | 12 |
710 | What's the point of being king if you have to sit the most uncomfortable chair in the realm? | 1.3202 | 0.04169 | 178 | 129 | 41 | 8 |
711 | Yes, we are six feet apart! | 1.3202 | 0.04013 | 178 | 127 | 45 | 6 |
712 | I would say that your interior decorator just lost her head. | 1.3202 | 0.03933 | 178 | 126 | 47 | 5 |
713 | Yes, I do think it’s dumber than the 24 blackbirds. | 1.3200 | 0.04214 | 175 | 127 | 40 | 8 |
714 | Yeah ... it's definitely smaller than the pics on heir bnb. | 1.3182 | 0.04194 | 176 | 128 | 40 | 8 |
715 | The palm trees arrive next week. | 1.3182 | 0.04116 | 176 | 127 | 42 | 7 |
716 | We should’ve gone with the King size | 1.3182 | 0.04493 | 176 | 132 | 32 | 12 |
717 | So, you traded in two perfectly good thrones for this? Next time you go on eBay, you call me first. | 1.3182 | 0.04346 | 176 | 130 | 36 | 10 |
718 | It looked nicer on the website. | 1.3182 | 0.04194 | 176 | 128 | 40 | 8 |
719 | I knew we should’ve gotten King size. | 1.3182 | 0.04565 | 176 | 133 | 30 | 13 |
720 | Did you bring The New Yorker? | 1.3182 | 0.04420 | 176 | 131 | 34 | 11 |
721 | The REI was out of thrones. | 1.3182 | 0.04493 | 176 | 132 | 32 | 12 |
722 | Abdicating the throne got us nowhere. | 1.3182 | 0.04420 | 176 | 131 | 34 | 11 |
723 | I am so over the whole sitting on the throne thing. | 1.3182 | 0.04271 | 176 | 129 | 38 | 9 |
724 | I’m trying to appeal to the swing states. | 1.3182 | 0.04565 | 176 | 133 | 30 | 13 |
725 | I thought you commanded our army to wreak “havoc” | 1.3182 | 0.04116 | 176 | 127 | 42 | 7 |
726 | The Kingdom actually is dependent on a swing vote. | 1.3179 | 0.04319 | 173 | 127 | 37 | 9 |
727 | When I heard that they were invading in order to 'take back the throne', I didn't realize that they just meant the chair! | 1.3179 | 0.04396 | 173 | 128 | 35 | 10 |
728 | They defunded our thrones. | 1.3179 | 0.04396 | 173 | 128 | 35 | 10 |
729 | Will it upset your feng shui balance if I go back to my old throne? | 1.3179 | 0.04241 | 173 | 126 | 39 | 8 |
730 | This "I can do whaterever I want because I'm king" is starting to annoy me. | 1.3179 | 0.04161 | 173 | 125 | 41 | 7 |
731 | I told you it would be a working vacation. | 1.3179 | 0.04472 | 173 | 129 | 33 | 11 |
732 | I was told it came in King size. | 1.3179 | 0.04472 | 173 | 129 | 33 | 11 |
733 | Trying to get the swing votes." | 1.3179 | 0.04396 | 173 | 128 | 35 | 10 |
734 | It is interesting, but I find myself longing for the isolation and discomfort of a traditional throne. | 1.3179 | 0.04547 | 173 | 130 | 31 | 12 |
735 | So this is what working at Google is like? | 1.3179 | 0.04319 | 173 | 127 | 37 | 9 |
736 | You heard me order a ham hock, right? | 1.3179 | 0.04547 | 173 | 130 | 31 | 12 |
737 | I used to be Ivan the terrible, but that was the old me. | 1.3158 | 0.04348 | 171 | 126 | 36 | 9 |
738 | I said haddock! | 1.3158 | 0.04426 | 171 | 127 | 34 | 10 |
739 | This is much better than that futon we had. | 1.3158 | 0.04268 | 171 | 128 | 34 | 9 |
740 | So, this is the queen-size? | 1.3158 | 0.04426 | 171 | 127 | 34 | 10 |
741 | Not only that, it comes with a lifetime guarantee. | 1.3158 | 0.04268 | 171 | 125 | 38 | 8 |
742 | I don’t care if we both fit, this definitely isn’t king size! | 1.3158 | 0.04426 | 171 | 127 | 34 | 10 |
743 | I ordered the king AND queen size. | 1.3158 | 0.04503 | 171 | 128 | 32 | 11 |
744 | I appreciate you giving causal Fridays a chance. | 1.3158 | 0.04579 | 171 | 129 | 30 | 12 |
745 | And how about some patio furniture by the guillotine? | 1.3158 | 0.04348 | 171 | 126 | 36 | 9 |
746 | This will not help the people believe that we are all in the same boat. | 1.3158 | 0.04268 | 171 | 125 | 38 | 8 |
747 | When the rebels said we'd be swinging from two posts, this is not what I imagined | 1.3158 | 0.04348 | 171 | 126 | 36 | 9 |
748 | Just a little something my troops brought back from the raid on SkyMall. | 1.3158 | 0.04503 | 171 | 128 | 32 | 11 |
749 | I don't know how we got into this; actually, I don't know how we'll get out. | 1.3158 | 0.04426 | 171 | 127 | 34 | 10 |
750 | You promised me a seat in your kingdom | 1.3158 | 0.04186 | 171 | 124 | 40 | 7 |
751 | Ha!! Your mistake, my dear. I now see you were plotting to kill me, but you ordered a hammock instead of hemlock. | 1.3158 | 0.04579 | 171 | 129 | 30 | 12 |
752 | You were right. It’s so much more comfortable than the thrones. | 1.3158 | 0.04103 | 171 | 123 | 42 | 6 |
753 | I mean, sure, the Black Death has shut everything down, but that doesn't mean we can't enjoy a staycation! | 1.3158 | 0.04348 | 171 | 126 | 36 | 9 |
754 | If we don’t like it, I have up to 30 days to return it on Amazon. | 1.3158 | 0.04503 | 171 | 128 | 32 | 11 |
755 | This kingdom is run hamok! | 1.3152 | 0.04533 | 165 | 123 | 32 | 10 |
756 | Who would dare claim I don’t hold sway over my kingdom now!? | 1.3136 | 0.04612 | 169 | 128 | 29 | 12 |
757 | This is not the swinging I was wanting. | 1.3136 | 0.04687 | 169 | 129 | 27 | 13 |
758 | I'm glad we finally chose comfort over style. | 1.3136 | 0.04376 | 169 | 125 | 35 | 9 |
759 | Summer camp was more fun before the pandemic. | 1.3136 | 0.04376 | 169 | 125 | 35 | 9 |
760 | Let them eat granola | 1.3136 | 0.04456 | 169 | 126 | 33 | 10 |
761 | You should see the guillotine—all ruffles and chintz. | 1.3136 | 0.04042 | 169 | 121 | 43 | 5 |
762 | This isn't what I had in mind when you said you wanted to give up the throne. | 1.3136 | 0.04612 | 169 | 128 | 29 | 12 |
763 | So, what now? | 1.3129 | 0.04729 | 163 | 124 | 27 | 12 |
764 | Game of Thrones: Season 9 | 1.3129 | 0.04221 | 163 | 118 | 39 | 6 |
765 | I said it felt like there was a pea under my mattress, but I didn't mean I didn't want to sleep on a mattress anymore. | 1.3117 | 0.04745 | 154 | 116 | 28 | 10 |
766 | When I said 'yes,' I assume you'd have a King-sized bed. | 1.3114 | 0.04406 | 167 | 124 | 34 | 9 |
767 | Co-rulers? Ever hear about my first five wives?" | 1.3114 | 0.04566 | 167 | 126 | 30 | 11 |
768 | Your toes are cold ;) | 1.3114 | 0.04406 | 167 | 124 | 34 | 9 |
769 | Who knew the Ottomans were such pranksters? | 1.3114 | 0.04722 | 167 | 128 | 26 | 13 |
770 | It's the Game of Hammocks. You swing... or you die. | 1.3114 | 0.04406 | 167 | 124 | 34 | 9 |
771 | The dragon must be looking for his mask! | 1.3114 | 0.04645 | 167 | 127 | 28 | 12 |
772 | This is a prototype - the final design will be stone of course | 1.3114 | 0.04406 | 167 | 124 | 34 | 9 |
773 | Is that your toe? | 1.3114 | 0.04323 | 167 | 123 | 36 | 8 |
774 | The King and Queen always tried to maintain a balance of power. | 1.3114 | 0.04239 | 167 | 122 | 38 | 7 |
775 | I’m thinking of calling it a King Sling! | 1.3114 | 0.04645 | 167 | 127 | 28 | 12 |
776 | I've waited 30 years and THIS is what you meant when you said you were giving up the throne?! | 1.3114 | 0.04323 | 167 | 123 | 36 | 8 |
777 | Mmm, I hate to leave the summer castle. | 1.3114 | 0.04323 | 167 | 123 | 36 | 8 |
778 | Apparently "amok" and "hammock" sound very similar. | 1.3114 | 0.04406 | 167 | 124 | 34 | 9 |
779 | I don't think lemonade has been invented yet, but that sounds nice. | 1.3114 | 0.04239 | 167 | 122 | 38 | 7 |
780 | They insisted that I get the king size. | 1.3114 | 0.04239 | 167 | 122 | 38 | 7 |
781 | You know, this isn't as much fun as I thought it would be... | 1.3114 | 0.04239 | 167 | 122 | 38 | 7 |
782 | This protects us from the Plague and we’re saving a fortune by using the maid for a guard. | 1.3114 | 0.04323 | 167 | 123 | 36 | 8 |
783 | The king of Spain wants to trade us for his tree house. | 1.3114 | 0.04323 | 167 | 123 | 36 | 8 |
784 | I always knew you were a swinger | 1.3114 | 0.04487 | 167 | 125 | 32 | 10 |
785 | That's the last time I buy a throne from a Facebook ad. | 1.3114 | 0.04872 | 167 | 130 | 22 | 15 |
786 | So mum got the throne in the divorce, uh? | 1.3114 | 0.04239 | 167 | 122 | 38 | 7 |
787 | At least we had two thrones. | 1.3114 | 0.03975 | 167 | 119 | 44 | 4 |
788 | And they say we don't understand the lives of the commoners. | 1.3114 | 0.04323 | 167 | 123 | 36 | 8 |
789 | What can I say? Sleep Number won't be invented for 600 more years. | 1.3114 | 0.04406 | 167 | 124 | 34 | 9 |
790 | Whoever can get out without falling gets to be the ruler. | 1.3114 | 0.04323 | 167 | 123 | 36 | 8 |
791 | They need it for a game, you said; they'll bring it back, you said. | 1.3114 | 0.04406 | 167 | 124 | 34 | 9 |
792 | Don't you just love casual rule Friday? | 1.3114 | 0.04323 | 167 | 123 | 36 | 8 |
793 | Gives “dethroned” a whole new meaning. | 1.3114 | 0.04323 | 167 | 123 | 36 | 8 |
794 | I already told you, it’s because the floor is made of lava. | 1.3114 | 0.04645 | 167 | 127 | 28 | 12 |
795 | May I present to you: the new Kings of Swing | 1.3114 | 0.04798 | 167 | 129 | 24 | 14 |
796 | Wet the bed, you lose your head. | 1.3106 | 0.04845 | 161 | 124 | 24 | 13 |
797 | This is such a bad idea, we deserve to be over thrown. | 1.3091 | 0.04178 | 165 | 120 | 39 | 6 |
798 | Finally, a solution to my daughter and that darn pea. | 1.3091 | 0.04435 | 165 | 123 | 33 | 9 |
799 | Pretty sure I said, ‘My kingdom for a horse’. | 1.3091 | 0.04351 | 165 | 122 | 35 | 8 |
800 | Darn it Jeffrey, Mom said it’s my day to be king | 1.3091 | 0.04679 | 165 | 126 | 27 | 12 |
801 | I usually get my best ideas lying in a hammock. This is not one of them. | 1.3091 | 0.03997 | 165 | 124 | 34 | 7 |
802 | So...they know we can’t get out. | 1.3091 | 0.04178 | 165 | 120 | 39 | 6 |
803 | Screw professionalism—our subjects can’t see us from the waist down. | 1.3091 | 0.04679 | 165 | 126 | 27 | 12 |
804 | There wasn't anything better to bring back from the year 1985? | 1.3091 | 0.04266 | 165 | 121 | 37 | 7 |
805 | Who says "uneasy lies the head that wears the crown?" | 1.3091 | 0.04518 | 165 | 124 | 31 | 10 |
806 | That throne was giving me hemorrhoids. | 1.3091 | 0.04599 | 165 | 125 | 29 | 11 |
807 | I don't miss miss being able to sit on my throne. I do miss not having to look at you. | 1.3091 | 0.04351 | 165 | 122 | 35 | 8 |
808 | You may have committed high crimes against the Crown, but we do hanging a little differently here. | 1.3091 | 0.04518 | 165 | 124 | 31 | 10 |
809 | Here we see the risk of a swing vote. | 1.3091 | 0.04679 | 165 | 126 | 27 | 12 |
810 | Way more comfortable than the throne, right? | 1.3091 | 0.04435 | 165 | 123 | 33 | 9 |
811 | Do you think we should be wearing casual raiment? | 1.3091 | 0.04599 | 165 | 125 | 29 | 11 |
812 | Yeah.. it looked bigger on heir bnb. | 1.3091 | 0.05058 | 165 | 131 | 17 | 17 |
813 | Justice Barrett said the Pope recommended these for Chastity sake. It is now the law of the land | 1.3091 | 0.04679 | 165 | 126 | 27 | 12 |
814 | 'Tis most strenuous to deflower maidens in this unsteady bag" | 1.3086 | 0.04739 | 162 | 124 | 26 | 12 |
815 | The arrows were cheap but this sling cost an outrageous fortune. | 1.3082 | 0.04801 | 159 | 122 | 25 | 12 |
816 | It’s less regal than a throne but it’s better for the lower back | 1.3082 | 0.04545 | 159 | 119 | 31 | 9 |
817 | That's not what "swing state" means. | 1.3067 | 0.04380 | 163 | 121 | 34 | 8 |
818 | I liked the water throne better. | 1.3067 | 0.04113 | 163 | 118 | 40 | 5 |
819 | This is nice, but where's the ham hock you promised me? | 1.3067 | 0.04380 | 163 | 121 | 34 | 8 |
820 | I still say we should have gotten bunk beds. | 1.3067 | 0.04293 | 163 | 120 | 36 | 7 |
821 | Great idea. Now I can really smell your feet. | 1.3067 | 0.04550 | 163 | 123 | 30 | 10 |
822 | Very comfortable, but it doesn't quite have the gravitas of a throne. | 1.3067 | 0.04293 | 163 | 120 | 36 | 7 |
823 | Whoever can stay in this hammock the longest, without going to the bathroom deserves to be king! | 1.3067 | 0.04632 | 163 | 124 | 28 | 11 |
824 | Phew, I thought it was a different kind of hanging. | 1.3067 | 0.04380 | 163 | 121 | 34 | 8 |
825 | I vote to go back to throne chairs. | 1.3067 | 0.04293 | 163 | 120 | 36 | 7 |
826 | You go first" "No, you go first" No, you go first | 1.3067 | 0.04632 | 163 | 124 | 28 | 11 |
827 | I'm just not sure. I think it looked better in the catalog. | 1.3067 | 0.04632 | 163 | 124 | 28 | 11 |
828 | So, where are we putting the hot tub? | 1.3067 | 0.04466 | 163 | 122 | 32 | 9 |
829 | I find your customs both strange and relaxing. | 1.3067 | 0.04293 | 163 | 120 | 36 | 7 |
830 | I'm Hammocking....Get it? Get it? I'm a Hammock King. | 1.3067 | 0.04550 | 163 | 123 | 30 | 10 |
831 | Hey, you're kicking me in the crown jewels! | 1.3067 | 0.04550 | 163 | 123 | 30 | 10 |
832 | Somehow, "Game of Hammocks" never made it past the pilot. | 1.3067 | 0.04380 | 163 | 121 | 34 | 8 |
833 | Yes, it is more comfortable. But do you really think anyone would watch "Game of Hammock"? | 1.3067 | 0.04550 | 163 | 123 | 30 | 10 |
834 | And what else, perchance, findeth thee on this Lyste of Craigge? | 1.3067 | 0.04550 | 163 | 123 | 30 | 10 |
835 | Uneasy rests the backside in the royal hammock. | 1.3067 | 0.04550 | 163 | 123 | 30 | 10 |
836 | Maybe this will satisfy the people who want us dethroned. | 1.3067 | 0.04113 | 163 | 118 | 40 | 5 |
837 | We should probably get back to ruling or whatever | 1.3067 | 0.04204 | 163 | 119 | 38 | 6 |
838 | I thought you meant you were abdicating. | 1.3067 | 0.04550 | 163 | 123 | 30 | 10 |
839 | Honey, this wasn't what I meant when I said I wanted to swing. | 1.3067 | 0.04632 | 163 | 124 | 28 | 11 |
840 | This isn’t what I had in mind when I said we ought to share the throne... | 1.3067 | 0.04380 | 163 | 121 | 34 | 8 |
841 | So this is what camping feels like ... | 1.3067 | 0.04380 | 163 | 121 | 34 | 8 |
842 | Remind me to behead the royal decorator. | 1.3067 | 0.04380 | 163 | 121 | 34 | 8 |
843 | But then I thought, does it always have to be about intimidation, can’t it just be about comfort sometimes? | 1.3067 | 0.04466 | 163 | 122 | 32 | 9 |
844 | The Friday casual throne is growing on me. | 1.3062 | 0.03865 | 160 | 116 | 41 | 3 |
845 | Don’t even think about it! | 1.3062 | 0.04433 | 160 | 119 | 33 | 8 |
846 | Explain to me again how this is better than a throne. | 1.3061 | 0.04383 | 147 | 107 | 35 | 5 |
847 | The Winter Palace is never this much fun." | 1.3043 | 0.04582 | 161 | 122 | 29 | 10 |
848 | I don't know. "Game of Hammocks" just doesn't sound right. | 1.3043 | 0.04321 | 161 | 119 | 35 | 7 |
849 | I don't care what the French say. I like it better when we're not looking at each other. | 1.3043 | 0.04749 | 161 | 124 | 25 | 12 |
850 | What do you mean? ‘Amazon had no thrones in stock. | 1.3043 | 0.04410 | 161 | 120 | 33 | 8 |
851 | It's your turn to turn off the torches. | 1.3043 | 0.04230 | 161 | 118 | 37 | 6 |
852 | Call me crazy but I think Game of Hammocks doesn’t have the same ring to it | 1.3043 | 0.04497 | 161 | 121 | 31 | 9 |
853 | I want our subjects to feel like they can just hang out with us. | 1.3038 | 0.04553 | 158 | 119 | 30 | 9 |
854 | The angry mob told me I should hang, so I came up with a solution that I could live with. | 1.3038 | 0.04463 | 158 | 118 | 32 | 8 |
855 | I think it’s time to invent the king and queen’s size beds don’t you. | 1.3038 | 0.04727 | 158 | 121 | 26 | 11 |
856 | Think of all the money we'll save on throne polish. | 1.3038 | 0.04553 | 158 | 119 | 30 | 9 |
857 | I'm sure I told them I wanted a ham hock... | 1.3038 | 0.04553 | 158 | 119 | 30 | 9 |
858 | Well Vlad, it's my hammock. You get out first." "Well Donald, it's now my country and I make the rules! | 1.3038 | 0.04553 | 158 | 119 | 30 | 9 |
859 | We’ll call it the “King Sling” | 1.3038 | 0.04640 | 158 | 120 | 28 | 10 |
860 | It’s a gift from the Earl of Hammock. | 1.3038 | 0.04727 | 158 | 121 | 26 | 11 |
861 | I didn't think the hammock on our family crest was so literal | 1.3038 | 0.04640 | 158 | 120 | 28 | 10 |
862 | We’re in a recession. We all need to cut back on luxuries. | 1.3038 | 0.04640 | 158 | 120 | 28 | 10 |
863 | By the time I logged in on Prime Day,the thrones were already gone,but I got a great deal on this hammock. | 1.3038 | 0.04640 | 158 | 120 | 28 | 10 |
864 | I think they forgot about our lemonade. | 1.3038 | 0.04372 | 158 | 117 | 34 | 7 |
865 | I'm beginning to think we were never cut out to be swingers. | 1.3038 | 0.04372 | 158 | 117 | 34 | 7 |
866 | Who knew hammocks were so uncomfortable? | 1.3038 | 0.04553 | 158 | 119 | 30 | 9 |
867 | I got it on Wayfair and the shipping was free. | 1.3038 | 0.04640 | 158 | 120 | 28 | 10 |
868 | They say it's very relaxing after a hard day at work -- like we'd know what that is. | 1.3038 | 0.04553 | 158 | 119 | 30 | 9 |
869 | I ordered a giant throne, not a giant thong. | 1.3038 | 0.04976 | 158 | 124 | 20 | 14 |
870 | Yes, I'm going commando. | 1.3038 | 0.04463 | 158 | 118 | 32 | 8 |
871 | Have to say, still prefer the thrones. | 1.3038 | 0.04727 | 158 | 121 | 26 | 11 |
872 | I don’t think this is what “swingers” do | 1.3038 | 0.04727 | 158 | 121 | 26 | 11 |
873 | I’m starting to think our new “wellness advisor” is full of it | 1.3038 | 0.04463 | 158 | 118 | 32 | 8 |
874 | I got it for a steal on Prime Day. | 1.3026 | 0.04763 | 152 | 116 | 26 | 10 |
875 | Next we can bring the yurt inside and pretend we are surviving the Mongolian winter! | 1.3026 | 0.04577 | 152 | 114 | 30 | 8 |
876 | Enjoying a little royal we time. | 1.3013 | 0.04494 | 156 | 117 | 31 | 8 |
877 | I know it’s a staycation, but I feel like I’m still at work. | 1.3013 | 0.04494 | 156 | 117 | 31 | 8 |
878 | I’m seriously considering the option of beheading your therapist. | 1.3013 | 0.04762 | 156 | 120 | 25 | 11 |
879 | Is this equal enough for ya? | 1.3013 | 0.04848 | 156 | 121 | 23 | 12 |
880 | I wish I hadn’t checked the Extra King box on my order. | 1.3013 | 0.04675 | 156 | 119 | 27 | 10 |
881 | You bring me such joy, for a moment I almost forgot about having you beheaded. | 1.3013 | 0.04848 | 156 | 121 | 23 | 12 |
882 | Actually, I'd said 'ham hock,' but who wants to make a scene these days, y'know? | 1.3013 | 0.04306 | 156 | 115 | 35 | 6 |
883 | I suppose the Adirondack thrones were a wee bit more dignified. | 1.3013 | 0.04401 | 156 | 116 | 33 | 7 |
884 | I just don't know what to do with my hands! | 1.3013 | 0.04585 | 156 | 118 | 29 | 9 |
885 | Is the throne just a game to you? | 1.3013 | 0.04762 | 156 | 120 | 25 | 11 |
886 | Of course, if we were a Republic this might appeal to the swing vote. | 1.3013 | 0.04585 | 156 | 118 | 29 | 9 |
887 | Isn’t it time we at least tried swinging? | 1.3013 | 0.04494 | 156 | 117 | 31 | 8 |
888 | It’s always been important to me to stay in touch with the swing voters | 1.3013 | 0.04401 | 156 | 116 | 33 | 7 |
889 | When did you say the throne will be delivered? | 1.3013 | 0.04209 | 156 | 114 | 37 | 5 |
890 | Sir, I still think there are better ways to make yourself more approachable to your constituents. | 1.3013 | 0.04008 | 156 | 112 | 41 | 3 |
891 | This is exactly why I was against poker night! | 1.3013 | 0.04762 | 156 | 120 | 25 | 11 |
892 | I’m not loving these budget cuts | 1.3013 | 0.04110 | 156 | 113 | 39 | 4 |
893 | What do we do now? | 1.3013 | 0.04762 | 156 | 120 | 25 | 11 |
894 | Lords of the Swing | 1.3013 | 0.04675 | 156 | 119 | 27 | 10 |
895 | Hygge, shmygge! | 1.3000 | 0.04893 | 150 | 116 | 23 | 11 |
896 | The hand that rocks the throne... | 1.3000 | 0.04610 | 150 | 113 | 29 | 8 |
897 | I just felt the throne was too pretentious. | 1.3000 | 0.04512 | 150 | 112 | 31 | 7 |
898 | The villagers will be pleased to hear of our hanging.” | 1.3000 | 0.04706 | 150 | 114 | 27 | 9 |
899 | I think I prefer ruling from home. | 1.3000 | 0.04309 | 150 | 110 | 35 | 5 |
900 | Working from home has perhaps become a little TOO casual | 1.2987 | 0.04710 | 154 | 118 | 26 | 10 |
901 | Neither of us are getting out of this until we come up with a treaty. | 1.2987 | 0.04526 | 154 | 116 | 30 | 8 |
902 | Perhaps history will remember me as William the Chill. | 1.2987 | 0.04799 | 154 | 119 | 24 | 11 |
903 | Tell the Jester that he's fired. | 1.2987 | 0.04526 | 154 | 116 | 30 | 8 |
904 | I just couldn't look at those old his and hers thrones for one more minute! | 1.2987 | 0.04134 | 154 | 112 | 38 | 4 |
905 | Prime Day?" " Yup. | 1.2987 | 0.04619 | 154 | 117 | 28 | 9 |
906 | We should’ve gotten the California king. | 1.2987 | 0.04973 | 154 | 121 | 20 | 13 |
907 | Anyone makes fun, that’s what the guy with the axe is for. | 1.2987 | 0.04526 | 154 | 116 | 30 | 8 |
908 | Oberlin College (1341) | 1.2987 | 0.04710 | 154 | 118 | 26 | 10 |
909 | Are we under siege or quarantine? | 1.2987 | 0.04334 | 154 | 114 | 34 | 6 |
910 | I was going for that whole medieval chill vibe. | 1.2987 | 0.04431 | 154 | 115 | 32 | 7 |
911 | Are you sure it conveys the proper sense of authority? | 1.2987 | 0.04030 | 154 | 111 | 40 | 3 |
912 | I thought swinging would be more fun than this. | 1.2987 | 0.04526 | 154 | 116 | 30 | 8 |
913 | They were surprised when I agreed to be dethroned, but it’s actually not that bad. | 1.2987 | 0.04526 | 154 | 116 | 30 | 8 |
914 | ...and so I said: “cut this man’s head!” And like, I said that so many times, right? Never had a problem with it. Never a problem... But then, as they were escorting the guy away, I was looking at him, his head bowed down, just hopeless, and I thought like, this isn’t right, you know? Like, precisely because I said it so many times, been through this so many times I think, I felt like: is this it? Like, this is my life? And I was getting depressed for a moment there you know, like I need to make some serious changes here, this can’t be all, there has to be more and all that sort of stuff... and then, out of nowhere, i don’t know, it just hit me, like obvious, like I should have always known, you know? Just like that:”hammock!” | 1.2987 | 0.04710 | 154 | 118 | 26 | 10 |
915 | So this is what they call a 'staycation'... | 1.2987 | 0.04431 | 154 | 115 | 32 | 7 |
916 | If only the peasants could see how hard I work for them. | 1.2987 | 0.04886 | 154 | 120 | 22 | 12 |
917 | Why doesn't dad understand that I'm different? | 1.2979 | 0.04585 | 141 | 105 | 30 | 6 |
918 | The queen took it to the "Antiques Roadshow" to have it appraised. | 1.2971 | 0.04869 | 138 | 105 | 25 | 8 |
919 | From now on, if the court jester wants to design furniture he has to do it on his own time. | 1.2961 | 0.04745 | 152 | 117 | 25 | 10 |
920 | Lord of lords, king of swings | 1.2961 | 0.04745 | 152 | 117 | 25 | 10 |
921 | Don't look at me, you said "Royal size" when you ordered your face mask. | 1.2961 | 0.04925 | 152 | 119 | 21 | 12 |
922 | Ya think if we ask him to swing us he’ll do it? | 1.2961 | 0.04745 | 152 | 117 | 25 | 10 |
923 | Do you think this is what Shakespeare meant by "uneasy lies the head that wears a crown"? | 1.2961 | 0.04745 | 152 | 117 | 25 | 10 |
924 | I can't believe we went to war for this. | 1.2961 | 0.04461 | 152 | 114 | 31 | 7 |
925 | I'm trying to seem more relatable. | 1.2961 | 0.04362 | 152 | 113 | 33 | 6 |
926 | I just feel silly beheading people without a throne. | 1.2961 | 0.04461 | 152 | 114 | 31 | 7 |
927 | I’m a much more effective ruler if I nap after lunch. | 1.2961 | 0.04362 | 152 | 113 | 33 | 6 |
928 | I make everyone leave before I get out. | 1.2961 | 0.04261 | 152 | 112 | 35 | 5 |
929 | I’m really glad we went with the Californian King! | 1.2961 | 0.04836 | 152 | 118 | 23 | 11 |
930 | Lack of leadership can get your ass in a sling. | 1.2961 | 0.04558 | 152 | 115 | 29 | 8 |
931 | Do you get the feeling that nothing about our current situation is remotely funny,and that our lives are drawn in a lazy,haphazard way? | 1.2961 | 0.04558 | 152 | 115 | 29 | 8 |
932 | Looks like we've become a swing state this year. | 1.2961 | 0.04925 | 152 | 119 | 21 | 12 |
933 | I wanted to cut costs by beheading the jester, but noooooooooooo | 1.2961 | 0.04558 | 152 | 115 | 29 | 8 |
934 | Who are you and what are you doing in my hammock? | 1.2961 | 0.04558 | 152 | 115 | 29 | 8 |
935 | Don’t worry, a lot of people’s meeting rooms are like this nowadays | 1.2961 | 0.04362 | 152 | 113 | 33 | 6 |
936 | The throne is being reupholstered. | 1.2953 | 0.04206 | 149 | 109 | 36 | 4 |
937 | I dunno' honey, but I think your impulse buying on Amazon has gotta' stop. | 1.2933 | 0.04590 | 150 | 114 | 28 | 8 |
938 | Call me old fashioned, but a throne creates a sense of awe; a hammock - not so much. | 1.2933 | 0.04492 | 150 | 113 | 30 | 7 |
939 | My hemorrhoids are no longer a royal pain | 1.2933 | 0.04687 | 150 | 115 | 26 | 9 |
940 | Sir Lazy Boy designed this prototype throne and wants suggestions to improve it. | 1.2933 | 0.04590 | 150 | 114 | 28 | 8 |
941 | Hear me out Phil, it’s going to disappear. One day it’s like a miracle, the plague will disappear. | 1.2933 | 0.04687 | 150 | 115 | 26 | 9 |
942 | In the future we'll be known as the Swing State. | 1.2933 | 0.04391 | 150 | 112 | 32 | 6 |
943 | Modern throne in heather gray, huh? We're never shopping online again! | 1.2933 | 0.04965 | 150 | 118 | 20 | 12 |
944 | Vote for me and I'll run the kingdom like a business, you said. I make the best deals, you said. And you traded the throne for a canvas hammock? | 1.2933 | 0.04590 | 150 | 114 | 28 | 8 |
945 | Sure, but now EASY lies the head that wears the crown. | 1.2933 | 0.04288 | 150 | 111 | 34 | 5 |
946 | Ya'know, all of a sudden ruling over a kingdom seems like too much stress | 1.2933 | 0.04492 | 150 | 113 | 30 | 7 |
947 | They’re all screaming about traditions but between you and me, a throne made of swords isn’t all that comfortable... | 1.2933 | 0.04391 | 150 | 112 | 32 | 6 |
948 | Did you have to pawn everything for that Columbus guy? | 1.2933 | 0.04874 | 150 | 117 | 22 | 11 |
949 | This is not what meant when I said "we should start swinging". | 1.2933 | 0.04391 | 150 | 112 | 32 | 6 |
950 | I know it's not a real canoe but are you feeling as seasick as you look? | 1.2933 | 0.04492 | 150 | 113 | 30 | 7 |
951 | Want to go outside and sit in the royal canoe? | 1.2933 | 0.04687 | 150 | 115 | 26 | 9 |
952 | People will still bow down to us, they just can’t see us trying to get in or out of this thing. | 1.2933 | 0.04492 | 150 | 113 | 30 | 7 |
953 | Will you just chill? We made a real killing selling those two chairs! | 1.2933 | 0.04492 | 150 | 113 | 30 | 7 |
954 | Last week you bought that invisible suit of clothes, this week you traded in our thrones for this thing. I can’t wait to see what happens next week! | 1.2933 | 0.04492 | 150 | 113 | 30 | 7 |
955 | It is comfortable sir, but honestly I’d feel better if the guard was wearing a mask | 1.2933 | 0.04492 | 150 | 113 | 30 | 7 |
956 | My kingdom for a second hammock. | 1.2933 | 0.04687 | 150 | 115 | 26 | 9 |
957 | It’s like the royal kayak but we don’t get wet | 1.2933 | 0.04391 | 150 | 112 | 32 | 6 |
958 | And that was the moment they realize “Game of Hammocks” would not make it beyond the pilot | 1.2933 | 0.04781 | 150 | 116 | 24 | 10 |
959 | We could always rewrap it and present it to a serf as a token of our love. | 1.2917 | 0.04609 | 144 | 109 | 28 | 7 |
960 | I should have read the fine print in the Magna Carta. | 1.2910 | 0.04596 | 134 | 100 | 29 | 5 |
961 | Yes, but it doesn't convey "regal". | 1.2908 | 0.04562 | 141 | 106 | 29 | 6 |
962 | That Instagram ad finally got me. | 1.2908 | 0.04779 | 141 | 108 | 25 | 8 |
963 | We will never be dethroned. | 1.2908 | 0.04779 | 141 | 108 | 25 | 8 |
964 | There’s only one “king” in “hammocking,” old chap. | 1.2908 | 0.04779 | 141 | 108 | 25 | 8 |
965 | Don't look at me like that. You are the one who insisted on throwing our money away on a timeshare. | 1.2905 | 0.04623 | 148 | 113 | 27 | 8 |
966 | When you slay a giant, you acquire his gold and his Speedos. | 1.2905 | 0.04623 | 148 | 113 | 27 | 8 |
967 | Ascend the throne too quickly, you flip over and land on your ass. | 1.2905 | 0.04523 | 148 | 112 | 29 | 7 |
968 | Well you said you wanted something more contemporary. | 1.2905 | 0.04722 | 148 | 114 | 25 | 9 |
969 | Sure, it's more comfortable than the thrones, but will our subjects still respect us? | 1.2905 | 0.04623 | 148 | 113 | 27 | 8 |
970 | Remind me. We, as in the royal we? | 1.2905 | 0.04420 | 148 | 111 | 31 | 6 |
971 | It's comfortable, but it lacks a certain regal authority. | 1.2905 | 0.04523 | 148 | 112 | 29 | 7 |
972 | Maybe we should have kept at least one of the thrones!? | 1.2905 | 0.04722 | 148 | 114 | 25 | 9 |
973 | Is he still there? | 1.2905 | 0.04623 | 148 | 113 | 27 | 8 |
974 | Your Majesty, rivals are now calling the kingdom a swing state. | 1.2905 | 0.04722 | 148 | 114 | 25 | 9 |
975 | It's better without clothes. | 1.2905 | 0.04315 | 148 | 110 | 33 | 5 |
976 | The Throne is a bit more shaky today,isn't it,my Lord? | 1.2905 | 0.04207 | 148 | 109 | 35 | 4 |
977 | The chairs are being reupholstered. | 1.2905 | 0.04623 | 148 | 113 | 27 | 8 |
978 | If we abdicate the throne, we’ll be swing voters | 1.2905 | 0.04315 | 148 | 110 | 33 | 5 |
979 | Sometimes newer isn’t better. | 1.2897 | 0.04582 | 145 | 110 | 28 | 7 |
980 | Game of Thrones" was supposed to return it after the finale.. | 1.2897 | 0.04786 | 145 | 112 | 24 | 9 |
981 | What were you thinking?! You're King! | 1.2897 | 0.04368 | 145 | 108 | 32 | 5 |
982 | I call it the Ironic Throne. | 1.2897 | 0.04368 | 145 | 108 | 32 | 5 |
983 | My next idea, a lazy river moat. | 1.2897 | 0.04582 | 145 | 110 | 28 | 7 |
984 | It was brilliant. Killing the giant and using his mask as hammock. | 1.2897 | 0.04685 | 145 | 111 | 26 | 8 |
985 | You're right, this IS more fun than throwing rocks at peasants. | 1.2897 | 0.04257 | 145 | 107 | 34 | 4 |
986 | I don't know about you, but this is more fun than ruling our kingdom. | 1.2897 | 0.04476 | 145 | 109 | 30 | 6 |
987 | Let's spice things up." you said. "Let's replace these tired old thrones with something fun." you said | 1.2897 | 0.04257 | 145 | 107 | 34 | 4 |
988 | Score oneth for the jester. | 1.2897 | 0.04368 | 145 | 108 | 32 | 5 |
989 | I always heard that ‘it doesn’t mean a thing if it ain’t got that swing.’ | 1.2897 | 0.04582 | 145 | 110 | 28 | 7 |
990 | I bought it so you don’t have to go to that club any more. You can swing here. | 1.2897 | 0.04885 | 145 | 113 | 22 | 10 |
991 | You're the only one who understands the unrelenting pressure of doing whatever you want. | 1.2897 | 0.04582 | 145 | 110 | 28 | 7 |
992 | We got to stop ordering thrones from LL Bean. | 1.2897 | 0.04685 | 145 | 111 | 26 | 8 |
993 | . . . and then Melchior says leave the myrrh, take the cannoli. | 1.2897 | 0.04582 | 145 | 110 | 28 | 7 |
994 | It's not as fun as showering together! | 1.2897 | 0.04476 | 145 | 109 | 30 | 6 |
995 | I love it, your highness! Did you happen to keep the receipt? | 1.2897 | 0.04476 | 145 | 109 | 30 | 6 |
996 | This is far more relaxing than sitting on a throne all day. | 1.2897 | 0.04582 | 145 | 110 | 28 | 7 |
997 | It's time to pack away the summer throne. | 1.2897 | 0.04368 | 145 | 108 | 32 | 5 |
998 | And - the serfs- they find this relaxing, you say? | 1.2897 | 0.04582 | 145 | 110 | 28 | 7 |
999 | Waiting for the swing vote | 1.2897 | 0.04786 | 145 | 112 | 24 | 9 |
1000 | I thought you meant Hamlet | 1.2897 | 0.04786 | 145 | 112 | 24 | 9 |
1001 | I beheaded the guy that brought me this, but I have to admit it is comfortable. | 1.2897 | 0.04368 | 145 | 108 | 32 | 5 |
1002 | At least it’s king sized | 1.2897 | 0.04368 | 145 | 108 | 32 | 5 |
1003 | I need a toilet. What happened to the throne? | 1.2897 | 0.04685 | 145 | 111 | 26 | 8 |
1004 | 'So, this is just for Fridays, right?' | 1.2897 | 0.04582 | 145 | 110 | 28 | 7 |
1005 | I agree. A throne is so not woke. | 1.2897 | 0.04685 | 145 | 111 | 26 | 8 |
1006 | Does this qualify us as a swing state? | 1.2897 | 0.05171 | 145 | 116 | 16 | 13 |
1007 | It just doesn’t project authority like I had hoped. | 1.2897 | 0.04368 | 145 | 108 | 32 | 5 |
1008 | Your restless legs really kept me up last night. | 1.2897 | 0.04582 | 145 | 110 | 28 | 7 |
1009 | I'll take Macbed over Hammock. | 1.2897 | 0.04786 | 145 | 112 | 24 | 9 |
1010 | I dunno, somehow the throne just seemed more dignified. | 1.2897 | 0.04685 | 145 | 111 | 26 | 8 |
1011 | Get your feet off my side. | 1.2897 | 0.04476 | 145 | 109 | 30 | 6 |
1012 | O.K., you were right. Bunk beds it is. | 1.2879 | 0.04629 | 132 | 99 | 28 | 5 |
1013 | You get out first.” “No, you first. | 1.2878 | 0.04816 | 139 | 107 | 24 | 8 |
1014 | Haha, we're hammocKING | 1.2878 | 0.04816 | 139 | 109 | 21 | 9 |
1015 | I prefer the seesaw. | 1.2867 | 0.04824 | 143 | 111 | 23 | 9 |
1016 | I told one of my servants I wanted a ham hock for dinner. | 1.2867 | 0.05121 | 143 | 114 | 17 | 12 |
1017 | We’re like two peas in a pod. | 1.2867 | 0.04824 | 143 | 111 | 23 | 9 |
1018 | My dear Hamlet, to swing or not to swing - that is the question. | 1.2867 | 0.04720 | 143 | 110 | 25 | 8 |
1019 | For the seventh time, my Queen. You swing to YOUR left and I swing to MY right. | 1.2867 | 0.04720 | 143 | 110 | 25 | 8 |
1020 | I'll try it if you will! | 1.2867 | 0.04824 | 143 | 111 | 23 | 9 |
1021 | Why are we sitting in a banana? | 1.2867 | 0.04720 | 143 | 110 | 25 | 8 |
1022 | Are you sure we can return it after the 30 day trial? | 1.2867 | 0.04396 | 143 | 107 | 31 | 5 |
1023 | I'm all for Casual Fridays, but this is ridiculous. | 1.2867 | 0.04615 | 143 | 109 | 27 | 7 |
1024 | OK, throne gone; now we gotta work on these weird clothes and hats. | 1.2867 | 0.04824 | 143 | 111 | 23 | 9 |
1025 | You misunderstood. The King said "big ham hock." | 1.2867 | 0.04925 | 143 | 112 | 21 | 10 |
1026 | This is ok, but I requested a ham hock. | 1.2867 | 0.04824 | 143 | 111 | 23 | 9 |
1027 | I love these staycations. | 1.2867 | 0.04615 | 143 | 109 | 27 | 7 |
1028 | This plague is fake news...I feel better than I have in 20 years. | 1.2867 | 0.04925 | 143 | 112 | 21 | 10 |
1029 | Does she know which way you swing? | 1.2867 | 0.04824 | 143 | 111 | 23 | 9 |
1030 | ..and I don't think the tree fort works for me either. | 1.2867 | 0.04283 | 143 | 106 | 33 | 4 |
1031 | So we’re all set—my mom called your mom and she says we can have a sleepover! | 1.2867 | 0.04615 | 143 | 109 | 27 | 7 |
1032 | We could have just moved the thrones six fee apart. | 1.2867 | 0.04615 | 143 | 109 | 27 | 7 |
1033 | Thrones are soooo yesterday, don't you think ? | 1.2867 | 0.04615 | 143 | 109 | 27 | 7 |
1034 | For a staycation, this is pretty good, right? | 1.2867 | 0.04507 | 143 | 108 | 29 | 6 |
1035 | Well who would have guessed we’d have to actually face the consequences of the financial crisis we caused. | 1.2867 | 0.04507 | 143 | 108 | 29 | 6 |
1036 | Oh, I don't know. Standing up maybe? | 1.2867 | 0.04615 | 143 | 109 | 27 | 7 |
1037 | 2020: the election year we found ourselves up a creek without a paddle. Or a creek. | 1.2867 | 0.04925 | 143 | 112 | 21 | 10 |
1038 | My queen, do you really believe this is what our therapist meant when he suggested swinging? | 1.2867 | 0.04615 | 143 | 109 | 27 | 7 |
1039 | Well of course uneasy is the head that wears a crown when you've been stuck in that rigid, old chair all day. | 1.2867 | 0.04507 | 143 | 108 | 29 | 6 |
1040 | It’s more woke than 2 thrones. | 1.2867 | 0.04507 | 143 | 108 | 29 | 6 |
1041 | I am suspending judgement | 1.2867 | 0.04396 | 143 | 107 | 31 | 5 |
1042 | That's enough theory, let's try the canoe in the moat. | 1.2867 | 0.04720 | 143 | 110 | 25 | 8 |
1043 | When they told me you were swinger I thought..oh, never mind. | 1.2867 | 0.04925 | 143 | 112 | 21 | 10 |
1044 | It's more comfy, but not as intimidating. | 1.2867 | 0.04283 | 143 | 106 | 33 | 4 |
1045 | I put the throne in the bathroom where it belongs. | 1.2867 | 0.04824 | 143 | 111 | 23 | 9 |
1046 | We should have gone for the king size. | 1.2867 | 0.04507 | 143 | 108 | 29 | 6 |
1047 | After so vile a sin as we have wrought, the royal hanging is not as I feared. | 1.2867 | 0.04824 | 143 | 111 | 23 | 9 |
1048 | Were all the bunk beds sold out? | 1.2867 | 0.04615 | 143 | 109 | 27 | 7 |
1049 | We probably shouldn't have ordered this in solid gold. | 1.2867 | 0.04507 | 143 | 108 | 29 | 6 |
1050 | Yes, this is nice, but I still would have preferred a Royal patio bistro set." | 1.2867 | 0.04507 | 143 | 108 | 29 | 6 |
1051 | I was told that Plague Doctor Fauci recommended sleeping in a mask. | 1.2867 | 0.05024 | 143 | 113 | 19 | 11 |
1052 | This isn't what I pictured when they said "throne built for two". | 1.2867 | 0.04824 | 143 | 111 | 23 | 9 |
1053 | It’s much more approachable than a throne. | 1.2867 | 0.04283 | 143 | 106 | 33 | 4 |
1054 | When will the throne be back? | 1.2867 | 0.04720 | 143 | 110 | 25 | 8 |
1055 | I was waiting in line for the throne but this was half the price and free delivery. | 1.2867 | 0.04615 | 143 | 109 | 27 | 7 |
1056 | Well, they do say that politics makes strange bed fellows. | 1.2867 | 0.04720 | 143 | 110 | 25 | 8 |
1057 | You had me worried when you asked me if I wanted to ‘hang out’. | 1.2867 | 0.04720 | 143 | 110 | 25 | 8 |
1058 | My other friends guard orgies and beheadings, and I get whatever this is. | 1.2867 | 0.04396 | 143 | 107 | 31 | 5 |
1059 | If I promise to stop kingsplaning, can I get my throne back? | 1.2867 | 0.04166 | 143 | 105 | 35 | 3 |
1060 | This is not what I had in mind when the mob called for our hanging. What a relief! | 1.2867 | 0.04507 | 143 | 108 | 29 | 6 |
1061 | They can't dethrone us if we're not technically sitting on a throne. | 1.2867 | 0.04396 | 143 | 107 | 31 | 5 |
1062 | I'm pretty sure they can't de-hammock me | 1.2867 | 0.04615 | 143 | 109 | 27 | 7 |
1063 | But where do you put your coffee? | 1.2867 | 0.04396 | 143 | 107 | 31 | 5 |
1064 | Are you sure this is 6 feet apart? | 1.2867 | 0.04824 | 143 | 111 | 23 | 9 |
1065 | Soooo...how's it hangin' | 1.2867 | 0.04166 | 143 | 105 | 35 | 3 |
1066 | The peasants demanded we go "hang the king" not "hammocking," Your Grace. | 1.2867 | 0.04615 | 143 | 109 | 27 | 7 |
1067 | Everyone’s been telling me to hang in there. | 1.2867 | 0.04396 | 143 | 107 | 31 | 5 |
1068 | Don’t you think you’re taking this whole ‘Renaissance Man’ thing a little too far | 1.2867 | 0.04720 | 143 | 110 | 25 | 8 |
1069 | Yes, this new hammock is much more comfortable than our old golden straight-backed thrones, but I wonder how it will affect our image as a regal brand. | 1.2837 | 0.04538 | 141 | 107 | 28 | 6 |
1070 | ‘Twas kind of Gargantua to give us his old masks. | 1.2837 | 0.04861 | 141 | 110 | 22 | 9 |
1071 | It’s 2020 and nothing is funny, you hear me, nothing! | 1.2837 | 0.04965 | 141 | 111 | 20 | 10 |
1072 | Now, who says the king and queen aren't swingers? | 1.2837 | 0.04538 | 141 | 107 | 28 | 6 |
1073 | Listen this isn’t what I meant when I said I wanted a bed for swingers. | 1.2837 | 0.04965 | 141 | 111 | 20 | 10 |
1074 | It's great: when the ship of state rocks, I still get a full night's sleep. | 1.2837 | 0.04756 | 141 | 109 | 24 | 8 |
1075 | I don't think she likes us hanging out together. | 1.2837 | 0.04425 | 141 | 106 | 30 | 5 |
1076 | I thought the "ship of state" would be larger. | 1.2837 | 0.04861 | 141 | 110 | 22 | 9 |
1077 | So then I said to the Electoral College, “Look, I have one more idea....” | 1.2837 | 0.04648 | 141 | 108 | 26 | 7 |
1078 | How can we appeal to the swing voter? | 1.2837 | 0.04648 | 141 | 108 | 26 | 7 |
1079 | I still say the thrones lent a greater semblance of stature . | 1.2837 | 0.04756 | 141 | 109 | 24 | 8 |
1080 | Being dethroned isn't all that bad. | 1.2837 | 0.04425 | 141 | 106 | 30 | 5 |
1081 | my therapist said this would help with my anger management." "Is it working?" "I'd ask him but I had him executed | 1.2837 | 0.04648 | 141 | 108 | 26 | 7 |
1082 | I don’t think hammock sounds better than round table at all | 1.2837 | 0.04756 | 141 | 109 | 24 | 8 |
1083 | Not sure. Did you save the receipt? | 1.2826 | 0.04113 | 138 | 101 | 35 | 2 |
1084 | How long does it usually take for thrones to be reupholstered? | 1.2826 | 0.04712 | 138 | 106 | 25 | 7 |
1085 | Doth the Queen deny asking Merlin for a King well hungeth? | 1.2806 | 0.04793 | 139 | 108 | 23 | 8 |
1086 | One hundred commoner tax dollars well spent! | 1.2806 | 0.04570 | 139 | 106 | 27 | 6 |
1087 | Perhaps I went too far with the "summer palace" concept. | 1.2806 | 0.05005 | 139 | 110 | 19 | 10 |
1088 | Call me old fashion, but I think the throne chairs projected a better image. | 1.2806 | 0.04682 | 139 | 107 | 25 | 7 |
1089 | I bought Hawaii | 1.2806 | 0.05005 | 139 | 110 | 19 | 10 |
1090 | HAVOC. I said I was about to wreak HAVOC. | 1.2806 | 0.04682 | 139 | 107 | 25 | 7 |
1091 | See, we can rule together and both hold sway over the people. | 1.2806 | 0.04454 | 139 | 105 | 29 | 5 |
1092 | “Remind me to have the court jester drawn and quartered.” | 1.2806 | 0.04900 | 139 | 109 | 21 | 9 |
1093 | I call this my royal hangout. | 1.2806 | 0.04682 | 139 | 107 | 25 | 7 |
1094 | We've done it everywhere else, haven't we? | 1.2806 | 0.04454 | 139 | 105 | 29 | 5 |
1095 | Now we are in it, how do we get out of it and not go viral on YouTube | 1.2806 | 0.04454 | 139 | 105 | 29 | 5 |
1096 | You go first; I’ll be right after you. | 1.2806 | 0.05005 | 139 | 110 | 19 | 10 |
1097 | To hell with ruling. Let's just hang. | 1.2806 | 0.04900 | 139 | 109 | 21 | 9 |
1098 | Dad’s gonna flip when he returns from Camelot | 1.2806 | 0.04570 | 139 | 106 | 27 | 6 |
1099 | You're the king and this is the best you could do? | 1.2797 | 0.04946 | 118 | 90 | 23 | 5 |
1100 | I may lose the peasants’ respect but I’m comfortable as hell | 1.2794 | 0.04972 | 136 | 107 | 20 | 9 |
1101 | I'm starting to get bored with this staycation. | 1.2794 | 0.04861 | 136 | 106 | 22 | 8 |
1102 | You're right, this hammock is super relaxing. I almost forgot your army raped and pillaged my country. | 1.2794 | 0.04390 | 136 | 102 | 30 | 4 |
1103 | After all those years of sitting on the throne, I never noticed. You're kinda cute. | 1.2794 | 0.04748 | 136 | 105 | 24 | 7 |
1104 | I hope you don't mind I got queen size. | 1.2794 | 0.04748 | 136 | 105 | 24 | 7 |
1105 | We only had funding for one throne, and I decreed it should be made of porcelain. | 1.2794 | 0.04631 | 136 | 104 | 26 | 6 |
1106 | This is definitely not king-size! | 1.2794 | 0.04748 | 136 | 105 | 24 | 7 |
1107 | I guess beheading The Royal Hammock Pusher was a bit rash. | 1.2794 | 0.04861 | 136 | 106 | 22 | 8 |
1108 | Honey, did you think we would be hanging out like this in 2020? | 1.2794 | 0.04264 | 136 | 101 | 32 | 3 |
1109 | I’m bored. Let’s move to America. | 1.2794 | 0.04972 | 136 | 107 | 20 | 9 |
1110 | Stop tickling my feet. I’m telling Mom! | 1.2794 | 0.04861 | 136 | 106 | 22 | 8 |
1111 | You're right. It is more comfy than a throne. | 1.2794 | 0.04512 | 136 | 103 | 28 | 5 |
1112 | I wanted to be the state, but you just had to live in a swing state! | 1.2794 | 0.04972 | 136 | 107 | 20 | 9 |
1113 | This is your idea of a swinging time? | 1.2794 | 0.04972 | 136 | 107 | 20 | 9 |
1114 | I hear it’s very popular with some islanders we just enslaved. | 1.2794 | 0.04972 | 136 | 107 | 20 | 9 |
1115 | No monarch has ever been dehammocked. | 1.2794 | 0.04972 | 136 | 107 | 20 | 9 |
1116 | Maybe the hot tub would work better? | 1.2794 | 0.04972 | 136 | 107 | 20 | 9 |
1117 | This is a really economical Covid19 get-away! | 1.2794 | 0.04512 | 136 | 103 | 28 | 5 |
1118 | No, I don't know where the dog will go. | 1.2794 | 0.04748 | 136 | 105 | 24 | 7 |
1119 | Who knew a staycation would be so fun! | 1.2794 | 0.04748 | 136 | 105 | 24 | 7 |
1120 | The palm trees were extra. | 1.2794 | 0.04631 | 136 | 104 | 26 | 6 |
1121 | The thrones were too political. | 1.2794 | 0.04512 | 136 | 103 | 28 | 5 |
1122 | He said the re-upholstering should only take three weeks. | 1.2794 | 0.04748 | 136 | 105 | 24 | 7 |
1123 | Well, they arrived and said the thrones were needed for the Presidents's second inauguration. | 1.2794 | 0.04631 | 136 | 104 | 26 | 6 |
1124 | But aren't mattresses kind of our thing? | 1.2794 | 0.05080 | 136 | 108 | 18 | 10 |
1125 | Stop rocking or you’re going to learn the next meaning of thrown. | 1.2794 | 0.04631 | 136 | 104 | 26 | 6 |
1126 | So how long till we find peace? | 1.2794 | 0.04861 | 136 | 106 | 22 | 8 |
1127 | This staycation is wearing thin. | 1.2794 | 0.04631 | 136 | 104 | 26 | 6 |
1128 | Will this really help me win the election by getting the swing vote? | 1.2794 | 0.04861 | 136 | 106 | 22 | 8 |
1129 | The throne made my butt look big. | 1.2794 | 0.04861 | 136 | 106 | 22 | 8 |
1130 | I arranged for a fun royal date night. And then YOU invited your mother? | 1.2794 | 0.04631 | 136 | 104 | 26 | 6 |
1131 | This definitely beats the iron throne | 1.2794 | 0.04512 | 136 | 103 | 28 | 5 |
1132 | .. the earth is warming, the ozone layer is depleted and the ice caps are melting, But don’t worry we are prepared for the rising waters. | 1.2794 | 0.04861 | 136 | 106 | 22 | 8 |
1133 | The castle cost enough, OK? | 1.2769 | 0.04635 | 130 | 99 | 26 | 5 |
1134 | Can we swing? | 1.2769 | 0.05006 | 130 | 102 | 20 | 8 |
1135 | You blinked, I win. | 1.2769 | 0.04635 | 130 | 99 | 26 | 5 |
1136 | One day, this too will be yours. | 1.2769 | 0.04505 | 130 | 98 | 28 | 4 |
1137 | Sharper Image. Like it? | 1.2769 | 0.04505 | 130 | 98 | 28 | 4 |
1138 | Thrones were overrated anyway . | 1.2769 | 0.04505 | 130 | 98 | 28 | 4 |
1139 | The hot tubs were backordered, so we moved to plan b. | 1.2769 | 0.04505 | 130 | 98 | 28 | 4 |
1140 | I don't hate it | 1.2769 | 0.04370 | 130 | 97 | 30 | 3 |
1141 | Two peas in a pod | 1.2769 | 0.04635 | 130 | 99 | 26 | 5 |
1142 | You call this a hanging? | 1.2761 | 0.04900 | 134 | 105 | 21 | 8 |
1143 | My sword is stuck. | 1.2761 | 0.04543 | 134 | 102 | 27 | 5 |
1144 | Wait. Why were our horses trying to put him back together again? | 1.2761 | 0.04784 | 134 | 104 | 23 | 7 |
1145 | The will was very clear - I get half of everything. | 1.2761 | 0.04665 | 134 | 103 | 25 | 6 |
1146 | Dammit, I'm the King. If I say it's a throne, it's a damned throne! | 1.2761 | 0.04543 | 134 | 102 | 27 | 5 |
1147 | They said this change to democracy often hangs on the swing vote. | 1.2761 | 0.04665 | 134 | 103 | 25 | 6 |
1148 | Looks like they’ve defunded the thrones too. | 1.2761 | 0.04900 | 134 | 105 | 21 | 8 |
1149 | Being a royal isn't what it used to be | 1.2761 | 0.04543 | 134 | 102 | 27 | 5 |
1150 | Now will you agree this is better than a chastity belt? | 1.2761 | 0.05013 | 134 | 106 | 19 | 9 |
1151 | I prefer Venice. | 1.2761 | 0.04543 | 134 | 102 | 27 | 5 |
1152 | Father said we must sit 180 barleycorns distant until the plague abates. What's a barleycorn? | 1.2761 | 0.04900 | 134 | 105 | 21 | 8 |
1153 | You told me that you were going to make the payment this time. | 1.2761 | 0.04784 | 134 | 104 | 23 | 7 |
1154 | I hope you don’t sleepwalk ? | 1.2761 | 0.04784 | 134 | 104 | 23 | 7 |
1155 | The kids say there is a verb for this now. | 1.2761 | 0.04418 | 134 | 101 | 29 | 4 |
1156 | I'm looking for ways to soften my bloodthirsty despot image. | 1.2761 | 0.04418 | 134 | 101 | 29 | 4 |
1157 | I thought I ordered a ham hock. | 1.2761 | 0.05124 | 134 | 107 | 17 | 10 |
1158 | Lets see them try to usurp this. | 1.2761 | 0.04665 | 134 | 103 | 25 | 6 |
1159 | Your feet are ice cold! | 1.2761 | 0.04665 | 134 | 103 | 25 | 6 |
1160 | If the Queen of England ordered from SkyMall, she'd be having as much fun as we are right now! | 1.2761 | 0.04418 | 134 | 101 | 29 | 4 |
1161 | I wanted something a little less formal and by God, it really works in the space, doesn't it? | 1.2761 | 0.04418 | 134 | 101 | 29 | 4 |
1162 | You're wrong. Lots of kings get pedicures. | 1.2761 | 0.04665 | 134 | 103 | 25 | 6 |
1163 | And when I slayed the giant, I kept his face mask. | 1.2761 | 0.04784 | 134 | 104 | 23 | 7 |
1164 | I don't think this idea will ever catch on. | 1.2761 | 0.04665 | 134 | 103 | 25 | 6 |
1165 | But you must admit, it does lack a certain dignity. | 1.2761 | 0.04418 | 134 | 101 | 29 | 4 |
1166 | It's your first swingers' party, too? | 1.2761 | 0.04784 | 134 | 104 | 23 | 7 |
1167 | I read that thrones are bad for your back | 1.2761 | 0.04289 | 134 | 100 | 31 | 3 |
1168 | Bananas? I don’t get it. | 1.2761 | 0.04543 | 134 | 102 | 27 | 5 |
1169 | Let’s just hang out here until the election is over. | 1.2761 | 0.04665 | 134 | 103 | 25 | 6 |
1170 | Should we get back to the crusade? - Five more minutes. | 1.2761 | 0.04543 | 134 | 102 | 27 | 5 |
1171 | I don’t care how much they’re demanding I give up the throne - I don’t know how to get out of this thing | 1.2761 | 0.04784 | 134 | 104 | 23 | 7 |
1172 | I didn't know you had this in mind when I agreed for staycation. | 1.2761 | 0.04543 | 134 | 102 | 27 | 5 |
1173 | Another peasant activity we could try involves squatting and a handful of leaves. | 1.2727 | 0.04821 | 132 | 103 | 22 | 7 |
1174 | I executed the interior decorator you hired. | 1.2727 | 0.04821 | 132 | 103 | 22 | 7 |
1175 | You're right—this is much easier on my back than the throne. | 1.2727 | 0.04821 | 132 | 103 | 22 | 7 |
1176 | Not as good as the hot tub! | 1.2727 | 0.04699 | 132 | 102 | 24 | 6 |
1177 | I believe we’ve been dethroned. Let’s hope we are not defrocked next! | 1.2727 | 0.05055 | 132 | 105 | 18 | 9 |
1178 | And it will make a lovely mask for your mother. | 1.2727 | 0.05055 | 132 | 105 | 18 | 9 |
1179 | You're right, not the throne room. Probably better outside. | 1.2727 | 0.04574 | 132 | 101 | 26 | 5 |
1180 | This is so relaxing that I'm rethinking the whole beheading you idea. | 1.2727 | 0.04821 | 132 | 103 | 22 | 7 |
1181 | Getting in and out is awkward but it makes it a lot easier to ignore the peasants requests. | 1.2727 | 0.04446 | 132 | 100 | 28 | 4 |
1182 | I dare you to ask the guard to swing us really high. | 1.2727 | 0.04574 | 132 | 101 | 26 | 5 |
1183 | Didn't you hear me distinctly say "Bringeth us a Ham hock !" ? | 1.2727 | 0.04939 | 132 | 104 | 20 | 8 |
1184 | The thrones should be back from the upholsterer on Thursday. | 1.2727 | 0.04699 | 132 | 102 | 24 | 6 |
1185 | There, now Arthur's Round Table doesn't look so modern, does it? | 1.2727 | 0.04574 | 132 | 101 | 26 | 5 |
1186 | How many of these cartoons do you think were drawn by old, white men? Not saying that this one was, but... I have a feeling. | 1.2727 | 0.05055 | 132 | 105 | 18 | 9 |
1187 | We either hang together, or we'll hang separately. | 1.2727 | 0.04574 | 132 | 101 | 26 | 5 |
1188 | I know staycations are challenging. But is this really the best you can do? | 1.2727 | 0.04574 | 132 | 101 | 26 | 5 |
1189 | No dear, this does not make you one of those hip swingers you keep reading about on the web. | 1.2727 | 0.04574 | 132 | 101 | 26 | 5 |
1190 | It’s a loaner from Throne Repair. | 1.2727 | 0.04821 | 132 | 103 | 22 | 7 |
1191 | Mummy said you were hung. That coulda gone a couple of ways. I didn't see this one coming. | 1.2727 | 0.05055 | 132 | 105 | 18 | 9 |
1192 | I agree, the thrones made us look too dictatorial. | 1.2727 | 0.04821 | 132 | 103 | 22 | 7 |
1193 | Every serf gets a mattress" was a campaign slogan, Harold, not an actual policy | 1.2727 | 0.04821 | 132 | 103 | 22 | 7 |
1194 | This isn’t what I had in mind when I said that we could share the throne !! | 1.2727 | 0.04821 | 132 | 103 | 22 | 7 |
1195 | You're probably wondering why I invited you here. | 1.2727 | 0.04821 | 132 | 103 | 22 | 7 |
1196 | Listen, drama queen, you’re the one who said the marble thrones are a royal pain. | 1.2727 | 0.04821 | 132 | 103 | 22 | 7 |
1197 | How did we get into this? | 1.2727 | 0.04446 | 132 | 100 | 28 | 4 |
1198 | Ham hocks? I thought you said hammock | 1.2727 | 0.05055 | 132 | 105 | 18 | 9 |
1199 | Any way you cut it, we both lose. | 1.2727 | 0.04821 | 132 | 103 | 22 | 7 |
1200 | I don’t care if it’s from the New World, I don’t like it! | 1.2727 | 0.04314 | 132 | 99 | 30 | 3 |
1201 | I know these are all the rage, but I prefer my throne. | 1.2727 | 0.04446 | 132 | 100 | 28 | 4 |
1202 | The soothsayer told me that swinging might help us produce an heir, but I don't quite understand how this is supposed to work. | 1.2727 | 0.04821 | 132 | 103 | 22 | 7 |
1203 | Think we can still command respect in this? | 1.2727 | 0.04446 | 132 | 100 | 28 | 4 |
1204 | .The fool suggested it. | 1.2727 | 0.04699 | 132 | 102 | 24 | 6 |
1205 | Sure, she got the kingdom, but I have the house and security. | 1.2727 | 0.04699 | 132 | 102 | 24 | 6 |
1206 | I don't know what "regal" is anymore. | 1.2727 | 0.04314 | 132 | 99 | 30 | 3 |
1207 | I told you, when you submit a request to Extreme Home Makeover, you run the risk of not liking the renovations! | 1.2727 | 0.04574 | 132 | 101 | 26 | 5 |
1208 | You can cross this off my bucket list. | 1.2727 | 0.04821 | 132 | 103 | 22 | 7 |
1209 | It was more fun with rubber ducks in the tub. | 1.2727 | 0.04699 | 132 | 102 | 24 | 6 |
1210 | There is no game. Not everything has to be a game of something. | 1.2727 | 0.04446 | 132 | 100 | 28 | 4 |
1211 | PR says thrones make us look uppity. | 1.2727 | 0.04699 | 132 | 102 | 24 | 6 |
1212 | I believe they called it a throne on a rope" | 1.2727 | 0.05055 | 132 | 105 | 18 | 9 |
1213 | If you find yourself getting bored, we can trade places. | 1.2727 | 0.04699 | 132 | 102 | 24 | 6 |
1214 | It's so stressful being in a swing state. | 1.2727 | 0.04939 | 132 | 104 | 20 | 8 |
1215 | Off with the decorator's head! | 1.2727 | 0.04939 | 132 | 104 | 20 | 8 |
1216 | Does it come in king size? | 1.2727 | 0.04446 | 132 | 100 | 28 | 4 |
1217 | We could’ve moved the thrones six feet apart | 1.2727 | 0.04574 | 132 | 101 | 26 | 5 |
1218 | To make sure we’re not touching any surface. | 1.2727 | 0.04939 | 132 | 104 | 20 | 8 |
1219 | So then I said, ‘Where would we even put it?’ | 1.2727 | 0.04699 | 132 | 102 | 24 | 6 |
1220 | You’re so cheap. I told you I wanted separate hammocks. | 1.2727 | 0.04699 | 132 | 102 | 24 | 6 |
1221 | And this is how you balance power | 1.2727 | 0.04574 | 132 | 101 | 26 | 5 |
1222 | I love this use of your catapult. | 1.2713 | 0.05014 | 129 | 102 | 19 | 8 |
1223 | By combining our power, I think we can swing it. | 1.2692 | 0.04979 | 130 | 103 | 19 | 8 |
1224 | You fool! I said 'I could really use a ham hock about now' | 1.2692 | 0.04734 | 130 | 101 | 23 | 6 |
1225 | I told you we could both fit. | 1.2692 | 0.04475 | 130 | 99 | 27 | 4 |
1226 | As I said, hanging is better than beheading. | 1.2692 | 0.04734 | 130 | 101 | 23 | 6 |
1227 | Is this what it means to be residing in a Swing State? | 1.2692 | 0.04858 | 130 | 102 | 21 | 7 |
1228 | I miss the lumbar support of the throne. | 1.2692 | 0.04475 | 130 | 99 | 27 | 4 |
1229 | You did say when I became Queen I could make some changes." | 1.2692 | 0.04606 | 130 | 100 | 25 | 5 |
1230 | Exactly how long are our new thrones back ordered? | 1.2692 | 0.04734 | 130 | 101 | 23 | 6 |
1231 | I got the idea from my trebochet. | 1.2692 | 0.05098 | 130 | 104 | 17 | 9 |
1232 | I said I wanted a hamhock, not a hammock. | 1.2692 | 0.04979 | 130 | 103 | 19 | 8 |
1233 | More comfortable than a throne until it dumps you. | 1.2692 | 0.04979 | 130 | 103 | 19 | 8 |
1234 | I think we should get pedicures. | 1.2692 | 0.04734 | 130 | 101 | 23 | 6 |
1235 | Fine... You can have the throne . I’ll sleep in the car . | 1.2692 | 0.04734 | 130 | 101 | 23 | 6 |
1236 | On the website it looked like a canoe. | 1.2692 | 0.04734 | 130 | 101 | 23 | 6 |
1237 | I thought the two thrones were just too imperious | 1.2692 | 0.04734 | 130 | 101 | 23 | 6 |
1238 | You told the decorator you wanted something that shows I’m comfortable sharing the throne? | 1.2692 | 0.04606 | 130 | 100 | 25 | 5 |
1239 | Try not to toss in your sleep. | 1.2692 | 0.04734 | 130 | 101 | 23 | 6 |
1240 | I thought you said share a ham hock. | 1.2692 | 0.04734 | 130 | 101 | 23 | 6 |
1241 | It’s going to take the two of is working together, or this will end badly. | 1.2692 | 0.04339 | 130 | 98 | 29 | 3 |
1242 | It came with my subscription to Travel and Leisure | 1.2692 | 0.04734 | 130 | 101 | 23 | 6 |
1243 | It seemed like a good idea at the time. | 1.2692 | 0.04606 | 130 | 100 | 25 | 5 |
1244 | This is what was left after they instituted the wealth tax. | 1.2692 | 0.04858 | 130 | 102 | 21 | 7 |
1245 | Honestly, I wasn’t expecting to remarry. This will take some adjustment. | 1.2692 | 0.04734 | 130 | 101 | 23 | 6 |
1246 | Comfy, yes. But does it send the right message to our subjects? | 1.2692 | 0.04339 | 130 | 98 | 29 | 3 |
1247 | It's called a "hammock" and they won't be imported from the America's for another few hundred years. I got it real cheap. | 1.2692 | 0.04734 | 130 | 101 | 23 | 6 |
1248 | Brother, wouldst thou consider an end to the Royal staring contest? You can have the damn hammock. | 1.2692 | 0.04734 | 130 | 101 | 23 | 6 |
1249 | I guess they started making throne for 2 in case one refuses to leave | 1.2692 | 0.04734 | 130 | 101 | 23 | 6 |
1250 | Who knew restoring the balance of power between our realms would be so comfy. | 1.2692 | 0.04606 | 130 | 100 | 25 | 5 |
1251 | We've let the royal guard and even the court jester go, hocked all the furniture, drained the moat, what's next? | 1.2692 | 0.04979 | 130 | 103 | 19 | 8 |
1252 | uneasy rests the crown on a king in a hammock | 1.2692 | 0.04734 | 130 | 101 | 23 | 6 |
1253 | You have to admit, having the throne in the bedroom has made things a lot more interesting. | 1.2692 | 0.04475 | 130 | 99 | 27 | 4 |
1254 | What do you call a knight who is afraid to fight ?” “what do you call him? “Sir Render | 1.2692 | 0.04979 | 130 | 103 | 19 | 8 |
1255 | It looked great in that Caribbean vacation ad. | 1.2692 | 0.04734 | 130 | 101 | 23 | 6 |
1256 | Yes, I suppose I am a bit of a swinger. | 1.2692 | 0.04858 | 130 | 102 | 21 | 7 |
1257 | It may lack dignity, but you can't beat the comfort. | 1.2692 | 0.04475 | 130 | 99 | 27 | 4 |
1258 | If milady be not comfortable, perchance she shall sleep in the tower. | 1.2692 | 0.04979 | 130 | 103 | 19 | 8 |
1259 | Next year let's go somewhere for our vacation. | 1.2692 | 0.04606 | 130 | 100 | 25 | 5 |
1260 | Let's be less formal you said. It'll make us relate more to the commoners you said. | 1.2692 | 0.04858 | 130 | 102 | 21 | 7 |
1261 | Who are you going to behead for this stupid idea? | 1.2692 | 0.04979 | 130 | 103 | 19 | 8 |
1262 | I got it for my power naps. | 1.2692 | 0.04858 | 130 | 102 | 21 | 7 |
1263 | This really isn't so bad. I imagined much worse when the uprising to dethrone the monarchy began. | 1.2692 | 0.04734 | 130 | 101 | 23 | 6 |
1264 | I think the only one happy since we swapped our thrones for this ridiculous thing is our chiropractor | 1.2692 | 0.04858 | 130 | 102 | 21 | 7 |
1265 | You Highness is suspended. | 1.2692 | 0.04858 | 130 | 102 | 21 | 7 |
1266 | ´It’s a hung parliament’ | 1.2692 | 0.04979 | 130 | 103 | 19 | 8 |
1267 | I think it is called Glamping. | 1.2692 | 0.04475 | 130 | 99 | 27 | 4 |
1268 | We’re all in the same moat. kind of. | 1.2692 | 0.05098 | 130 | 104 | 17 | 9 |
1269 | Ruling hard or hardly ruling? | 1.2692 | 0.04858 | 130 | 102 | 21 | 7 |
1270 | I'm not sure it sends the right message. | 1.2692 | 0.04606 | 130 | 100 | 25 | 5 |
1271 | You see, this will make people feel like we're just like them. | 1.2692 | 0.04858 | 130 | 102 | 21 | 7 |
1272 | Well, they can't say we're in bed together if we use a hammock | 1.2692 | 0.05326 | 130 | 106 | 13 | 11 |
1273 | How do we get out? | 1.2683 | 0.04908 | 123 | 96 | 21 | 6 |
1274 | Now we can nap in state. | 1.2683 | 0.04908 | 123 | 96 | 21 | 6 |
1275 | Coronavirus Vacations suck! | 1.2683 | 0.05042 | 123 | 97 | 19 | 7 |
1276 | This is the biggest banana peel I've ever seen in my life | 1.2677 | 0.05055 | 127 | 101 | 18 | 8 |
1277 | Are you sure this will help making me look less authoritarian? | 1.2677 | 0.04930 | 127 | 100 | 20 | 7 |
1278 | I’m the King of Swing | 1.2677 | 0.04930 | 127 | 100 | 20 | 7 |
1279 | This isn't what I meant by swinging, my dear | 1.2677 | 0.04670 | 127 | 98 | 24 | 5 |
1280 | When you said you and the queen were swingers, I was thinking of something a little more exciting. | 1.2677 | 0.05055 | 127 | 101 | 18 | 8 |
1281 | What do you mean you forgot the snacks? | 1.2677 | 0.04670 | 127 | 98 | 24 | 5 |
1282 | 6 feet apart | 1.2677 | 0.04930 | 127 | 100 | 20 | 7 |
1283 | I told them I was in the mood for a ham hock. | 1.2677 | 0.04534 | 127 | 97 | 26 | 4 |
1284 | The crown doesn't seem as heavy anymore. | 1.2677 | 0.04802 | 127 | 99 | 22 | 6 |
1285 | I really don't think that your idea will catch on, King Hammock. | 1.2677 | 0.05055 | 127 | 101 | 18 | 8 |
1286 | Technically we need at least one more person to really call it swinging. | 1.2677 | 0.05055 | 127 | 101 | 18 | 8 |
1287 | It's a canoe. When it floods you just cut the strings and float away. | 1.2677 | 0.04670 | 127 | 98 | 24 | 5 |
1288 | And it's 40% lighter than a throne in case of a revolution. | 1.2677 | 0.04802 | 127 | 99 | 22 | 6 |
1289 | I agree it would be more fun, but we keep these crowns only if we don’t rock the boat. | 1.2677 | 0.04670 | 127 | 98 | 24 | 5 |
1290 | The pillows are coming on Tuesday. | 1.2677 | 0.04802 | 127 | 99 | 22 | 6 |
1291 | This power-sharing agreement has gone too far. | 1.2677 | 0.04802 | 127 | 99 | 22 | 6 |
1292 | I must admit, it's a helluva lot easier on my back. | 1.2677 | 0.04534 | 127 | 97 | 26 | 4 |
1293 | Ok. Let's switch. | 1.2677 | 0.05178 | 127 | 102 | 16 | 9 |
1294 | Frank and Martha ruled with a very light touch. | 1.2677 | 0.05055 | 127 | 101 | 18 | 8 |
1295 | We should have gone with the bean bags. | 1.2677 | 0.04670 | 127 | 98 | 24 | 5 |
1296 | I say “Vive le insouciance” | 1.2677 | 0.04670 | 127 | 98 | 24 | 5 |
1297 | What to join the one foot high club? | 1.2677 | 0.05055 | 127 | 101 | 18 | 8 |
1298 | King Donald, are you and Vice President Pence finished working on your swing states? | 1.2677 | 0.04930 | 127 | 100 | 20 | 7 |
1299 | Does this make us swingers? | 1.2677 | 0.04394 | 127 | 96 | 28 | 3 |
1300 | I've made usurping the throne less enticing. | 1.2677 | 0.04534 | 127 | 97 | 26 | 4 |
1301 | Looks like a boat — but all of the seasick, none of the progress. | 1.2677 | 0.04534 | 127 | 97 | 26 | 4 |
1302 | Welcome to the Royal House of Hammocker-Schlemmer. | 1.2677 | 0.05055 | 127 | 101 | 18 | 8 |
1303 | The catalogue photo made it look so much more fun. | 1.2677 | 0.04534 | 127 | 97 | 26 | 4 |
1304 | Can’t we behead somebody? This Staycation is getting boring. | 1.2677 | 0.04930 | 127 | 100 | 20 | 7 |
1305 | Remember, we're in this thing together! | 1.2677 | 0.04802 | 127 | 99 | 22 | 6 |
1306 | I ordered it from LL Bean. | 1.2677 | 0.04534 | 127 | 97 | 26 | 4 |
1307 | This isn't what you meant when you said you wanted to "swing as a couple?" | 1.2677 | 0.04802 | 127 | 99 | 22 | 6 |
1308 | Know any good word games? | 1.2677 | 0.04670 | 127 | 98 | 24 | 5 |
1309 | I swing both ways. | 1.2677 | 0.04250 | 127 | 95 | 30 | 2 |
1310 | I think you misunderstood when I told you we should start swinging. | 1.2677 | 0.05055 | 127 | 101 | 18 | 8 |
1311 | 1000 thread count befitting a king? Be that as it may, my dear, this is simply not a viable alternative to the iron throne. | 1.2677 | 0.04534 | 127 | 97 | 26 | 4 |
1312 | It feels like a twin yet looks like a king! | 1.2677 | 0.05297 | 127 | 103 | 14 | 10 |
1313 | Sure an ermine or sable one would've been softer, but canvas is so much more durable . | 1.2677 | 0.05178 | 127 | 102 | 16 | 9 |
1314 | hey Donnie, do you think Uncle Vlad will give you the Whitehouse someday? | 1.2677 | 0.04930 | 127 | 100 | 20 | 7 |
1315 | Oh lord, the suspension is killing me! | 1.2677 | 0.04930 | 127 | 100 | 20 | 7 |
1316 | Don't you think we can afford two of these, so I can lie down and take a nap? | 1.2677 | 0.04802 | 127 | 99 | 22 | 6 |
1317 | Of all the crap you’ve bought during lockdown, this is the worst! | 1.2677 | 0.04930 | 127 | 100 | 20 | 7 |
1318 | How long before high tide? | 1.2677 | 0.04802 | 127 | 99 | 22 | 6 |
1319 | I wonder where Daddy put Ivanka? | 1.2677 | 0.05178 | 127 | 102 | 16 | 9 |
1320 | Are we being lulled into a false sense of security? | 1.2677 | 0.04670 | 127 | 98 | 24 | 5 |
1321 | A hot tub would have more gravitas. | 1.2677 | 0.04534 | 127 | 97 | 26 | 4 |
1322 | Schwing!! | 1.2677 | 0.04534 | 127 | 97 | 26 | 4 |
1323 | Have you ever been on a catapult ride? | 1.2677 | 0.04930 | 127 | 100 | 20 | 7 |
1324 | I don't get it it. You said you wanted to try swinging. What's the problem? | 1.2677 | 0.04670 | 127 | 98 | 24 | 5 |
1325 | This is all we could afford with the taxpayer money. | 1.2677 | 0.04534 | 127 | 97 | 26 | 4 |
1326 | Peregrine if it's a boy. Araminta if it's a girl. Do those sound pretentious enough? | 1.2677 | 0.04670 | 127 | 98 | 24 | 5 |
1327 | I told you a royal timeshare was a bad idea. | 1.2677 | 0.04802 | 127 | 99 | 22 | 6 |
1328 | See? Didn't I tell you if they 'took the throne' it'd be a blessing in disguise? | 1.2677 | 0.04534 | 127 | 97 | 26 | 4 |
1329 | No this does not feel like Mexico. | 1.2677 | 0.04670 | 127 | 98 | 24 | 5 |
1330 | Let's keep at it. Even Victoria and Albert had to practice to make a full loop." | 1.2677 | 0.05055 | 127 | 101 | 18 | 8 |
1331 | Are you familiar with motion sickness? | 1.2677 | 0.04802 | 127 | 99 | 22 | 6 |
1332 | Times are changing. I ordered Queen sized. | 1.2677 | 0.04930 | 127 | 100 | 20 | 7 |
1333 | I ordered recliners. | 1.2677 | 0.04670 | 127 | 98 | 24 | 5 |
1334 | Best Prime Day purchase EVER! | 1.2677 | 0.04534 | 127 | 97 | 26 | 4 |
1335 | How do you suppose the war is going? | 1.2677 | 0.05414 | 127 | 104 | 12 | 11 |
1336 | Are you sure that he is bringing the thrones back? | 1.2677 | 0.04802 | 127 | 99 | 22 | 6 |
1337 | I think the marriage counselor is wrong. This isn't helping at all | 1.2677 | 0.04802 | 127 | 99 | 22 | 6 |
1338 | I don't know that "king-sling" really has the same resonance. | 1.2677 | 0.04802 | 127 | 99 | 22 | 6 |
1339 | I didn’t know you were a swinger! | 1.2677 | 0.04802 | 127 | 99 | 22 | 6 |
1340 | Now get off. It is the eunuch’s turn. | 1.2677 | 0.04670 | 127 | 98 | 24 | 5 |
1341 | We should have gotten a water bed instead. | 1.2677 | 0.04930 | 127 | 100 | 20 | 7 |
1342 | Now isn’t this a lot more comfortable than your musty old throne? | 1.2677 | 0.04930 | 127 | 100 | 20 | 7 |
1343 | You're right, WAY more fun than the thrones! | 1.2677 | 0.04394 | 127 | 96 | 28 | 3 |
1344 | After five margaritas, it feels just like Cancun! | 1.2677 | 0.04802 | 127 | 99 | 22 | 6 |
1345 | Hmmm...fun...but how about we try adding some water and a small duck? | 1.2677 | 0.04802 | 127 | 99 | 22 | 6 |
1346 | It don't mean your king if it ain't got that swing. | 1.2677 | 0.04802 | 127 | 99 | 22 | 6 |
1347 | I appreciate the thought, dear, but what I asked for was a ham hock. | 1.2677 | 0.04802 | 127 | 99 | 22 | 6 |
1348 | Maybe we should have just bought two thrones. | 1.2677 | 0.04534 | 127 | 97 | 26 | 4 |
1349 | This will do until the La-Z-Boy arrives. | 1.2677 | 0.04802 | 127 | 99 | 22 | 6 |
1350 | I wonder what the Schlemmerers are up to. | 1.2677 | 0.04802 | 127 | 99 | 22 | 6 |
1351 | I didn't know that this was what you meant by being a swinger. | 1.2677 | 0.04802 | 127 | 99 | 22 | 6 |
1352 | Advice: hammocks are not a good idea for your wedding night! | 1.2677 | 0.05055 | 127 | 101 | 18 | 8 |
1353 | Thrown? We'll probably just fall. | 1.2677 | 0.04802 | 127 | 99 | 22 | 6 |
1354 | Will ye commit to a peaceful transfer of motion? | 1.2677 | 0.04802 | 127 | 99 | 22 | 6 |
1355 | Next year I want to go on a real vacation. | 1.2677 | 0.04394 | 127 | 96 | 28 | 3 |
1356 | So this is hammoc-King? 🔥 | 1.2677 | 0.04930 | 127 | 100 | 20 | 7 |
1357 | Her majesty said if I wanted a throne fit for a king then I needed to start acting like one. | 1.2677 | 0.05178 | 127 | 102 | 16 | 9 |
1358 | This staycation is less fun than I imagined | 1.2677 | 0.04802 | 127 | 99 | 22 | 6 |
1359 | The Royal Hammock wasn’t my best idea. | 1.2677 | 0.05055 | 127 | 101 | 18 | 8 |
1360 | I guess if there's no throne there's no game | 1.2677 | 0.04930 | 127 | 100 | 20 | 7 |
1361 | It s more comfy and all - but dont you think we could be seen as hanging on to power, dear? | 1.2677 | 0.04930 | 127 | 100 | 20 | 7 |
1362 | You know how difficult it is to make an heir in here. | 1.2677 | 0.04534 | 127 | 97 | 26 | 4 |
1363 | I told you not to hire a remote interior designer! | 1.2677 | 0.05055 | 127 | 101 | 18 | 8 |
1364 | I was a little worried when you said we’d be hanging... | 1.2677 | 0.04930 | 127 | 100 | 20 | 7 |
1365 | Yes, the peaceful transfer of power includes the hammock. | 1.2677 | 0.04802 | 127 | 99 | 22 | 6 |
1366 | You’re the one who said a swing in the bedchamber would be kinky. | 1.2640 | 0.04970 | 125 | 99 | 19 | 7 |
1367 | And let the flagons overfloweth with daiquiris! | 1.2640 | 0.04970 | 125 | 99 | 19 | 7 |
1368 | The peasants will run 'amok', brother, AMOK. | 1.2640 | 0.04420 | 125 | 95 | 27 | 3 |
1369 | By Royal Decree, I hereby declare no more Throne Room shopping at IKEA. | 1.2640 | 0.04564 | 125 | 96 | 25 | 4 |
1370 | So what do you think everyone else is doing? | 1.2640 | 0.04564 | 125 | 96 | 25 | 4 |
1371 | It sounded a lot more ominous when they promised to hang us | 1.2640 | 0.04420 | 125 | 95 | 27 | 3 |
1372 | Let's call it "The War of the Reposes" and break out the royal champagne. | 1.2640 | 0.04839 | 125 | 98 | 21 | 6 |
1373 | The throne was just a royal pain in the butt. | 1.2640 | 0.04970 | 125 | 99 | 19 | 7 |
1374 | I got the idea from the dungeon! | 1.2640 | 0.04564 | 125 | 96 | 25 | 4 |
1375 | I miss sailing and looting together... | 1.2640 | 0.04703 | 125 | 97 | 23 | 5 |
1376 | We're poorly drawn and the premise is shit. | 1.2640 | 0.05098 | 125 | 100 | 17 | 8 |
1377 | The seat of power was never so comfy. | 1.2640 | 0.04564 | 125 | 96 | 25 | 4 |
1378 | We’ll go on a real vacation after the siege. | 1.2640 | 0.04703 | 125 | 97 | 23 | 5 |
1379 | Our traditional thrones are in the bathroom. | 1.2640 | 0.04970 | 125 | 99 | 19 | 7 |
1380 | Off with their shoes. | 1.2640 | 0.05098 | 125 | 100 | 17 | 8 |
1381 | The game of hammocks? Seriously? | 1.2640 | 0.05098 | 125 | 100 | 17 | 8 |
1382 | Why didn’t we think of this sooner? | 1.2640 | 0.04564 | 125 | 96 | 25 | 4 |
1383 | Do you think the peasants will think we're chill now? | 1.2640 | 0.04703 | 125 | 97 | 23 | 5 |
1384 | There. We tried comfort. Can we to back to style now? | 1.2640 | 0.04703 | 125 | 97 | 23 | 5 |
1385 | I'm beheading 30% fewer people since I switched! | 1.2640 | 0.04703 | 125 | 97 | 23 | 5 |
1386 | See, if you suspend a canoe on ropes like this, you don't need water. So I banned water. | 1.2640 | 0.05098 | 125 | 100 | 17 | 8 |
1387 | You were right your Highness, the two person was definitely the right move.. | 1.2640 | 0.04839 | 125 | 98 | 21 | 6 |
1388 | At this point, even a throne would make us seem more down to earth. | 1.2640 | 0.04420 | 125 | 95 | 27 | 3 |
1389 | Now I hope you understand why hammock is a better than hemlock. | 1.2640 | 0.04970 | 125 | 99 | 19 | 7 |
1390 | Winter's coming - can we switch back to the thrones now? | 1.2640 | 0.04839 | 125 | 98 | 21 | 6 |
1391 | How do we get out of this? | 1.2640 | 0.04703 | 125 | 97 | 23 | 5 |
1392 | Funny you should ask, I was in the dungeon having a peasant stretched on the rack and the idea just popped into my head. | 1.2640 | 0.04564 | 125 | 96 | 25 | 4 |
1393 | Maybe this will finally start some rumours that we enjoy the swinging lifestyle? | 1.2640 | 0.04564 | 125 | 96 | 25 | 4 |
1394 | Well, it is better than the three-legged stool, but not much. | 1.2640 | 0.04703 | 125 | 97 | 23 | 5 |
1395 | I don't know I think I prefer the roundtable. | 1.2640 | 0.04703 | 125 | 97 | 23 | 5 |
1396 | We should never have allowed the internet to vote in the 'design the throne' contest. | 1.2640 | 0.05223 | 125 | 101 | 15 | 9 |
1397 | I thought we ordered a king size | 1.2640 | 0.04564 | 125 | 96 | 25 | 4 |
1398 | It's better than a sofa throne. | 1.2640 | 0.04839 | 125 | 98 | 21 | 6 |
1399 | If your father hadn't reneged on the dowry, we could be sitting on thrones right now. | 1.2640 | 0.04970 | 125 | 99 | 19 | 7 |
1400 | This is the closest thing you could find to the Banana-lounger that the peasants had in the park? | 1.2640 | 0.04839 | 125 | 98 | 21 | 6 |
1401 | I still think we should have gotten royal bean bags. | 1.2640 | 0.05223 | 125 | 101 | 15 | 9 |
1402 | When are the thrones coming back from the reupholsterer? | 1.2640 | 0.04420 | 125 | 95 | 27 | 3 |
1403 | We need to stop buying thrones from that boutique shop | 1.2640 | 0.04970 | 125 | 99 | 19 | 7 |
1404 | Yeah, thrones are so overrated. | 1.2640 | 0.04420 | 125 | 95 | 27 | 3 |
1405 | This is my idea of casual Friday! | 1.2640 | 0.04564 | 125 | 96 | 25 | 4 |
1406 | The Jester is no longer with us after he asked me, "How's it hanging.'" | 1.2640 | 0.05223 | 125 | 101 | 15 | 9 |
1407 | When summer's over, we'll go back to being cruel. | 1.2640 | 0.04564 | 125 | 96 | 25 | 4 |
1408 | Are you sure we are 6 feet apart | 1.2640 | 0.04970 | 125 | 99 | 19 | 7 |
1409 | Mr. Columbus says he did a huge trade deal with China that will make Spain great again! | 1.2640 | 0.04839 | 125 | 98 | 21 | 6 |
1410 | This staycation just isn't cutting it. | 1.2640 | 0.04839 | 125 | 98 | 21 | 6 |
1411 | I told you not to play a game with our thrones. | 1.2640 | 0.04839 | 125 | 98 | 21 | 6 |
1412 | This is not as much fun as I thought it was going to be. | 1.2640 | 0.04839 | 125 | 98 | 21 | 6 |
1413 | I prefer Lionheart but can live with Lounge Lizard. | 1.2640 | 0.04970 | 125 | 99 | 19 | 7 |
1414 | Now I'm seasick... | 1.2640 | 0.04703 | 125 | 97 | 23 | 5 |
1415 | This is what they meant when they said originalism, right? | 1.2640 | 0.04839 | 125 | 98 | 21 | 6 |
1416 | Prime day. | 1.2640 | 0.04970 | 125 | 99 | 19 | 7 |
1417 | And the best thing is, no one will know on our zoom conference. | 1.2640 | 0.04839 | 125 | 98 | 21 | 6 |
1418 | A Golden Hammock you say? | 1.2640 | 0.04564 | 125 | 96 | 25 | 4 |
1419 | The website said it was fit for a king, but I don’t think they meant two. | 1.2640 | 0.04839 | 125 | 98 | 21 | 6 |
1420 | I accept that the throne was hard on the bum, but how do you get out of this thing? | 1.2640 | 0.04703 | 125 | 97 | 23 | 5 |
1421 | Swing State | 1.2640 | 0.04839 | 125 | 98 | 21 | 6 |
1422 | I think this is your best invention yet King Hammock. | 1.2640 | 0.04839 | 125 | 98 | 21 | 6 |
1423 | Ok yeah but I mean it’s not king AND queen sized | 1.2640 | 0.04703 | 125 | 97 | 23 | 5 |
1424 | My advisor loves it but I’m afraid of ending up in a ‘the emperor has no throne’ situation | 1.2640 | 0.05223 | 125 | 101 | 15 | 9 |
1425 | Damn those peasants for abolishing the throne! | 1.2640 | 0.04839 | 125 | 98 | 21 | 6 |
1426 | Thanks for inviting me over for a slumber party Vladimir!" "Anytime Donald. | 1.2619 | 0.04935 | 126 | 100 | 19 | 7 |
1427 | I'm quite certain I heard: "off to their beds..." | 1.2602 | 0.04737 | 123 | 96 | 22 | 5 |
1428 | Thrones are just so fourteenth century. | 1.2602 | 0.04294 | 123 | 93 | 28 | 2 |
1429 | I love when you wear your ermine socks | 1.2602 | 0.04594 | 123 | 95 | 24 | 4 |
1430 | Are you sure this is how they do it in America? | 1.2602 | 0.04737 | 123 | 96 | 22 | 5 |
1431 | This is not exactly what I meant by ‘meeting in the middle.’ | 1.2602 | 0.05142 | 123 | 99 | 16 | 8 |
1432 | Then I had an epiphany, the kingdom CAN rule itself. | 1.2602 | 0.04876 | 123 | 97 | 20 | 6 |
1433 | What did you expect in a swing state? | 1.2602 | 0.04737 | 123 | 96 | 22 | 5 |
1434 | Darling,I'm not sure this is what the public had in mind when they say we must modernize the monarchy. | 1.2602 | 0.04447 | 123 | 94 | 26 | 3 |
1435 | I know you're a Republican, but I need you to swing left to get us started. | 1.2602 | 0.05011 | 123 | 98 | 18 | 7 |
1436 | It’s called ergonomics, this is supposed to make your back feel better while we work from home | 1.2602 | 0.05011 | 123 | 98 | 18 | 7 |
1437 | Bloody hell, Henry! That's YOUR turn to swing | 1.2602 | 0.04876 | 123 | 97 | 20 | 6 |
1438 | Are you sure this is what they meant by "try to create suspense"? | 1.2583 | 0.04950 | 120 | 95 | 19 | 6 |
1439 | Define “swingers”! | 1.2583 | 0.04950 | 120 | 95 | 19 | 6 |
1440 | I thought you watched the video about getting out of this thing without flipping. | 1.2583 | 0.04807 | 120 | 94 | 21 | 5 |
1441 | So much more relaxing than the giant royal exercise ball. | 1.2583 | 0.04950 | 120 | 95 | 19 | 6 |
1442 | Game of hammocks certainly sounds more fun. | 1.2583 | 0.04807 | 120 | 94 | 21 | 5 |
1443 | When I said we should get a new throne I meant the toilet. | 1.2583 | 0.05090 | 120 | 96 | 17 | 7 |
1444 | The giant kept saying, 'You'll be sorry', but I ripped it off his face anyway. | 1.2583 | 0.05225 | 120 | 97 | 15 | 8 |
1445 | I love middle age. | 1.2583 | 0.04506 | 120 | 92 | 25 | 3 |
1446 | Darling, I don't want to alarm you, but our rule is hanging in the balance. | 1.2583 | 0.04950 | 120 | 95 | 19 | 6 |
1447 | Let her watch. | 1.2583 | 0.04659 | 120 | 93 | 23 | 4 |
1448 | You're right,we should've gone with the king size. | 1.2583 | 0.04506 | 120 | 92 | 25 | 3 |
1449 | I actually requested a ham hock. | 1.2583 | 0.04659 | 120 | 93 | 23 | 4 |
1450 | This new throne has done wonders for my stress. I've only executed 5 people today! | 1.2583 | 0.04950 | 120 | 95 | 19 | 6 |
1451 | I’m not sure either - it was easier when the instructions were in Latin | 1.2583 | 0.04506 | 120 | 92 | 25 | 3 |
1452 | If you insist, the thrones are in the backyard. | 1.2583 | 0.04506 | 120 | 92 | 25 | 3 |
1453 | Swing State ? I don’t think so | 1.2583 | 0.04506 | 120 | 92 | 25 | 3 |
1454 | You get off first. | 1.2583 | 0.04950 | 120 | 95 | 19 | 6 |
1455 | Thrones are so last millennium | 1.2583 | 0.04659 | 120 | 93 | 23 | 4 |
1456 | Yes, it's relaxing, but is it regal? | 1.2583 | 0.04950 | 120 | 95 | 19 | 6 |
1457 | Ok.. I'm bored! What else rhymes with King? | 1.2583 | 0.04807 | 120 | 94 | 21 | 5 |
1458 | It's called bipartisanship. I swing to my right while you swing to your left. Then, once we're sick & tired of that, we switch sides. | 1.2583 | 0.04807 | 120 | 94 | 21 | 5 |
1459 | Wait until the Tudors see our new throne | 1.2583 | 0.05090 | 120 | 96 | 17 | 7 |
1460 | Sorry, not my idea of swinging. | 1.2583 | 0.05090 | 120 | 96 | 17 | 7 |
1461 | ‘They say the divine right of kings is trending again’ | 1.2583 | 0.04659 | 120 | 93 | 23 | 4 |
1462 | The guard said we could be overthrown. | 1.2583 | 0.04807 | 120 | 94 | 21 | 5 |
1463 | This is what you get when you shop at IKEA! | 1.2583 | 0.04506 | 120 | 92 | 25 | 3 |
1464 | You made the Royal deposit and choose this over a toaster? | 1.2583 | 0.04950 | 120 | 95 | 19 | 6 |
1465 | With this, procreation WILL be divine. | 1.2583 | 0.04807 | 120 | 94 | 21 | 5 |
1466 | I told you to wait until after the pandemic to reupholster the thrones. | 1.2583 | 0.05225 | 120 | 97 | 15 | 8 |
1467 | My doctor said the throne was bad for my back | 1.2583 | 0.04183 | 120 | 90 | 29 | 1 |
1468 | One of us will have to go first. This is why I suggested pants. | 1.2583 | 0.04659 | 120 | 93 | 23 | 4 |
1469 | It is more comfortable, but I still think you should have ordered the Cloth of Gold model. | 1.2583 | 0.04659 | 120 | 93 | 23 | 4 |
1470 | Not as cool as melted swords, but this thing is heaven on the lumbar. | 1.2583 | 0.04659 | 120 | 93 | 23 | 4 |
1471 | I specifically told you that we should order the King size! | 1.2583 | 0.05090 | 120 | 96 | 17 | 7 |
1472 | Staycations are highly overrated. | 1.2583 | 0.05090 | 120 | 96 | 17 | 7 |
1473 | It’s your turn to get the checkers. | 1.2583 | 0.05090 | 120 | 96 | 17 | 7 |
1474 | We shouldn’t have pawned the thrones . . | 1.2583 | 0.05487 | 120 | 99 | 11 | 10 |
1475 | I thought your sister was still selling scented candles. | 1.2583 | 0.04950 | 120 | 95 | 19 | 6 |
1476 | Our butts are thanking us, but ditching the thrones may cost us politically. | 1.2583 | 0.04659 | 120 | 93 | 23 | 4 |
1477 | I still don’t know if that cake comment was smart. | 1.2583 | 0.04659 | 120 | 93 | 23 | 4 |
1478 | ‘Honey! Now I can handle your mood swings.’ | 1.2583 | 0.04807 | 120 | 94 | 21 | 5 |
1479 | Two peas in a pod" is just a saying, not instructions | 1.2583 | 0.04807 | 120 | 94 | 21 | 5 |
1480 | You can return it if it's not your thing. | 1.2583 | 0.04950 | 120 | 95 | 19 | 6 |
1481 | Stop! Hammock time. | 1.2583 | 0.05090 | 120 | 96 | 17 | 7 |
1482 | I don't remember when we didn't have a hammock throne | 1.2581 | 0.04841 | 124 | 98 | 20 | 6 |
1483 | What? Your exact words, "Give up the throne." | 1.2581 | 0.04841 | 124 | 98 | 20 | 6 |
1484 | Year 33 of renovations. Can we pick up the pace? | 1.2581 | 0.05231 | 124 | 101 | 14 | 9 |
1485 | Andrew does grandma know about you’re being a swinger... | 1.2581 | 0.04841 | 124 | 98 | 20 | 6 |
1486 | I dunno. Who do you want to pillage and rape? | 1.2581 | 0.04704 | 124 | 97 | 22 | 5 |
1487 | That damn sword throne was killing my butt. | 1.2581 | 0.04704 | 124 | 97 | 22 | 5 |
1488 | Actually, my dear, I thought that you said you wanted a fling. | 1.2581 | 0.04974 | 124 | 99 | 18 | 7 |
1489 | It's still a game. But now it's just called the game of hammocks. | 1.2581 | 0.04974 | 124 | 99 | 18 | 7 |
1490 | It's cheaper AND more comfortable than those old thrones. | 1.2581 | 0.04841 | 124 | 98 | 20 | 6 |
1491 | Our subjects prefer a more laid-back style | 1.2581 | 0.04704 | 124 | 97 | 22 | 5 |
1492 | Sometimes it really doesn't feel like we're in the same boat anymore. | 1.2581 | 0.04841 | 124 | 98 | 20 | 6 |
1493 | They said it was King sized, sire. | 1.2581 | 0.04974 | 124 | 99 | 18 | 7 |
1494 | And I thought we'd always end up in the same boat together | 1.2581 | 0.04704 | 124 | 97 | 22 | 5 |
1495 | Found it when I was cleaning out my aunt’s dungeon. | 1.2581 | 0.04704 | 124 | 97 | 22 | 5 |
1496 | Game of Hammocks just sounds less stressful. | 1.2581 | 0.04704 | 124 | 97 | 22 | 5 |
1497 | And now what?...... | 1.2581 | 0.04841 | 124 | 98 | 20 | 6 |
1498 | See? Isn’t this more fun than sitting on thrones? | 1.2581 | 0.04562 | 124 | 96 | 24 | 4 |
1499 | Unfortunately it didn't come in King or Queen size. | 1.2581 | 0.04974 | 124 | 99 | 18 | 7 |
1500 | I’m told this will make us more relatable | 1.2581 | 0.04562 | 124 | 96 | 24 | 4 |
1501 | So now, we have to get to the other side of the room, BUT, the floor is hot lava. | 1.2558 | 0.05774 | 86 | 68 | 14 | 4 |
1502 | Methinks we should have worn the royal trousers today. | 1.2544 | 0.05546 | 114 | 94 | 11 | 9 |
1503 | Prepare the royal slackline! | 1.2544 | 0.04795 | 114 | 89 | 21 | 4 |
1504 | Staring contest ... Go! | 1.2544 | 0.04631 | 114 | 88 | 23 | 3 |
1505 | I think we have been dethroned | 1.2544 | 0.04631 | 114 | 88 | 23 | 3 |
1506 | It said “sit like a king” on the box. | 1.2544 | 0.04795 | 114 | 89 | 21 | 4 |
1507 | I think swinging is overrated! | 1.2544 | 0.04631 | 114 | 88 | 23 | 3 |
1508 | ...And ta-da, a summer palace! | 1.2544 | 0.04631 | 114 | 88 | 23 | 3 |
1509 | You want to hang out together? | 1.2544 | 0.04631 | 114 | 88 | 23 | 3 |
1510 | I ordered a ham hock! | 1.2544 | 0.04955 | 114 | 90 | 19 | 5 |
1511 | I said I wanted ham hocks!!! | 1.2544 | 0.04631 | 114 | 88 | 23 | 3 |
1512 | No, I"M the king of swing! | 1.2544 | 0.04631 | 114 | 88 | 23 | 3 |
1513 | So, I guess this is a truce? | 1.2544 | 0.04631 | 114 | 88 | 23 | 3 |
1514 | In retrospect, it was a waste to redeem all my Amex points for a ‘floating, reflective experience.’ | 1.2542 | 0.04990 | 118 | 94 | 18 | 6 |
1515 | This came from the Viking catalog? What were you thinking? | 1.2542 | 0.05133 | 118 | 95 | 16 | 7 |
1516 | Let's see who's the king of swing. | 1.2542 | 0.04690 | 118 | 92 | 22 | 4 |
1517 | And I love how easy it is to clean, servant-wash cold, dragon breadth medium. | 1.2542 | 0.04533 | 118 | 91 | 24 | 3 |
1518 | Once I retired, the throne just didn't feel right. | 1.2542 | 0.04371 | 118 | 90 | 26 | 2 |
1519 | There sure is a big drop from heir to the throne to second and third in line. | 1.2542 | 0.04990 | 118 | 94 | 18 | 6 |
1520 | You should see what they did with the guillotine! | 1.2542 | 0.04842 | 118 | 93 | 20 | 5 |
1521 | Even if we change sides, you’ll still have the best view. | 1.2542 | 0.04690 | 118 | 92 | 22 | 4 |
1522 | Remember, the Court Jester said this will make us look smarter. | 1.2542 | 0.04690 | 118 | 92 | 22 | 4 |
1523 | Isn't this more comfy than that Iron Throne? | 1.2542 | 0.04533 | 118 | 91 | 24 | 3 |
1524 | Are you sure it was a good idea to go casual in the throne room? | 1.2542 | 0.04371 | 118 | 90 | 26 | 2 |
1525 | It's supposed to be more ergonomic! | 1.2542 | 0.04533 | 118 | 94 | 20 | 4 |
1526 | At least we can say that it's better than that throne made of swords | 1.2542 | 0.04990 | 118 | 94 | 18 | 6 |
1527 | ...and that's how Queen Eleanor swayed the king. | 1.2542 | 0.04842 | 118 | 93 | 20 | 5 |
1528 | I know, I know! And another advantage of this throne is that you can wear whatever kind of shoes you want. | 1.2542 | 0.04842 | 118 | 93 | 20 | 5 |
1529 | They say that while I was gone you had a garage sale... | 1.2542 | 0.04990 | 118 | 94 | 18 | 6 |
1530 | Have we been promoted or demoted? | 1.2542 | 0.04533 | 118 | 91 | 24 | 3 |
1531 | Should we dispatch or a messenger or is it obvious we’ve given up? | 1.2542 | 0.04842 | 118 | 93 | 20 | 5 |
1532 | Let's just swing a minute! | 1.2542 | 0.04690 | 118 | 92 | 22 | 4 |
1533 | I'd rather be hanged than throne. | 1.2542 | 0.04990 | 118 | 94 | 18 | 6 |
1534 | WOW! I loved that movie. Jessica Chastain gave an amazing performance." | 1.2542 | 0.04533 | 118 | 91 | 24 | 3 |
1535 | I feel like our throne is really easy to topple, just my opinion | 1.2542 | 0.04842 | 118 | 93 | 20 | 5 |
1536 | "Thrones are passé. Our subjects want a more approachable, down-to-earth vibe." | 1.2542 | 0.04842 | 118 | 93 | 20 | 5 |
1537 | ''You will never get a Knight's rest in this thing!'' | 1.2542 | 0.04690 | 118 | 92 | 22 | 4 |
1538 | In the land of hammocks, the one-eyed man is king!” (NOTE: This joke assumes that these people are supposed to be cyclopses but possibly they just look like that due to the artist’s drawing style. If they’re meant to have two eyes please disregard. | 1.2542 | 0.05133 | 118 | 95 | 16 | 7 |
1539 | It said “King Size” on eBay. | 1.2542 | 0.04690 | 118 | 92 | 22 | 4 |
1540 | Don't look up, Damocles. | 1.2542 | 0.04533 | 118 | 91 | 24 | 3 |
1541 | Want to go back to the tent in the dining hall? | 1.2542 | 0.05272 | 118 | 96 | 14 | 8 |
1542 | Ok! Now it's your turn to rock the hammock! | 1.2542 | 0.04990 | 118 | 94 | 18 | 6 |
1543 | En-ga-land swings like a pendulum do. | 1.2542 | 0.04842 | 118 | 93 | 20 | 5 |
1544 | This is a king bed? | 1.2542 | 0.04842 | 118 | 93 | 20 | 5 |
1545 | Hopefully this is what they meant when they said the Kings should hang... | 1.2542 | 0.04842 | 118 | 93 | 20 | 5 |
1546 | The ad said, "100 nights risk free!" | 1.2542 | 0.04202 | 118 | 89 | 28 | 1 |
1547 | Oh Henry, are you sure they won’t mind if we’re swingers? | 1.2542 | 0.04990 | 118 | 94 | 18 | 6 |
1548 | Surely there's an easier way to abandon formality and look cool? | 1.2542 | 0.04533 | 118 | 91 | 24 | 3 |
1549 | Trust me — a “Game of Hammocks” spin-off will be huge! | 1.2542 | 0.04842 | 118 | 93 | 20 | 5 |
1550 | This is quite nice, but how do we get out of it with out looking like fools? | 1.2542 | 0.04842 | 118 | 93 | 20 | 5 |
1551 | It's called the Renaissance . | 1.2542 | 0.05272 | 118 | 96 | 14 | 8 |
1552 | Yes, it's comfy, but Royal Hammock just doesn't have the same ring to it. | 1.2542 | 0.04842 | 118 | 93 | 20 | 5 |
1553 | What happens in hammock, stays in hammock. | 1.2542 | 0.05272 | 118 | 96 | 14 | 8 |
1554 | I presume this is one of your jester’s bright ideas | 1.2542 | 0.04990 | 118 | 94 | 18 | 6 |
1555 | They call it a Hamlet! | 1.2542 | 0.05133 | 118 | 95 | 16 | 7 |
1556 | Duke and Duchess of Hammockshire sounded better on paper. | 1.2542 | 0.04842 | 118 | 93 | 20 | 5 |
1557 | The Kings of Swing | 1.2542 | 0.05133 | 118 | 95 | 16 | 7 |
1558 | You’d think we could afford a bed | 1.2542 | 0.04842 | 118 | 93 | 20 | 5 |
1559 | I know I’m the swing vote but this is not going to swing me one way or the other with you around. | 1.2542 | 0.04990 | 118 | 94 | 18 | 6 |
1560 | My public relations team says this will make me more relatable to the peasants | 1.2542 | 0.04533 | 118 | 91 | 24 | 3 |
1561 | Meanwhile, in the Kings-R-Us throne showroom... | 1.2542 | 0.04990 | 118 | 94 | 18 | 6 |
1562 | Wait what did you think game of thrones meant? | 1.2542 | 0.04842 | 118 | 93 | 20 | 5 |
1563 | I heard this is the same hammock that gave Richard III back problems. | 1.2542 | 0.04990 | 118 | 94 | 18 | 6 |
1564 | I appreciate your gift, but I can still feel the tension | 1.2542 | 0.04842 | 118 | 93 | 20 | 5 |
1565 | Who had the throne thrown out? | 1.2524 | 0.05110 | 103 | 81 | 18 | 4 |
1566 | "Perhaps an apple-cart would make a more balanced metaphor." | 1.2500 | 0.04722 | 116 | 91 | 21 | 4 |
1567 | It’s comfortable enough my King, but I don’t like the view. | 1.2500 | 0.04722 | 116 | 91 | 21 | 4 |
1568 | Do you think they're mocking us? | 1.2500 | 0.04722 | 116 | 91 | 21 | 4 |
1569 | The downside is that we have to look at each other. | 1.2500 | 0.04722 | 116 | 91 | 21 | 4 |
1570 | Return it. This is twin size, not king size! | 1.2500 | 0.04561 | 116 | 90 | 23 | 3 |
1571 | Welcome to my swingdom. | 1.2500 | 0.05030 | 116 | 93 | 17 | 6 |
1572 | I miss our traditional furniture. | 1.2500 | 0.04879 | 116 | 92 | 19 | 5 |
1573 | I think we need a nudge. | 1.2500 | 0.04722 | 116 | 91 | 21 | 4 |
1574 | See I told you! One person at a time! | 1.2500 | 0.04879 | 116 | 92 | 19 | 5 |
1575 | I don't care if it WAS a lightning deal on Prime day. | 1.2500 | 0.05030 | 116 | 93 | 17 | 6 |
1576 | come on! it's your turn make it swing. | 1.2500 | 0.05030 | 116 | 93 | 17 | 6 |
1577 | They had to sanitize our thrones. | 1.2500 | 0.05030 | 116 | 93 | 17 | 6 |
1578 | It’s certainly more comfortable, but it’s hard to look regal getting out. | 1.2500 | 0.04722 | 116 | 91 | 21 | 4 |
1579 | This way we’re not over throne | 1.2500 | 0.04879 | 116 | 92 | 19 | 5 |
1580 | This doesn’t feel like a California King. | 1.2500 | 0.04722 | 116 | 91 | 21 | 4 |
1581 | You get out first". "No! You get out first | 1.2500 | 0.04722 | 116 | 91 | 21 | 4 |
1582 | 'I swear, dear King Hammock... I'd rather have my head chopped clean off my shoulders than have our family name associated with this vile thing.' | 1.2500 | 0.05320 | 116 | 95 | 13 | 8 |
1583 | Wait. Are WE the jesters? | 1.2500 | 0.04879 | 116 | 92 | 19 | 5 |
1584 | Maybe quitting our day jobs wasn't such a great idea after all. | 1.2500 | 0.05030 | 116 | 93 | 17 | 6 |
1585 | Surely I am gonna have plenty of supporters for "The Rule from Home" campaign. | 1.2500 | 0.04561 | 116 | 90 | 23 | 3 |
1586 | Honey, this was not what I had in mind when you suggested that we abdicate the throne. | 1.2479 | 0.05278 | 117 | 96 | 13 | 8 |
1587 | It was a gift from my parents. We can swap back when they leave | 1.2479 | 0.05278 | 117 | 96 | 13 | 8 |
1588 | Better to play footsie from a hammock than rule from a throne. | 1.2479 | 0.04841 | 117 | 93 | 19 | 5 |
1589 | I no longer care how long it takes to repair the throne. | 1.2479 | 0.04687 | 117 | 92 | 21 | 4 |
1590 | I’m glad we got rid of the bunk beds. This is so cozy. | 1.2479 | 0.04841 | 117 | 93 | 19 | 5 |
1591 | But, it's so much more comfortable than the thrones! | 1.2479 | 0.04841 | 117 | 93 | 19 | 5 |
1592 | The last monarch was a bit of an outdoorsman. | 1.2479 | 0.04991 | 117 | 94 | 17 | 6 |
1593 | Yeah, it’s cool. It gives The King of Swing a whole new meaning! | 1.2479 | 0.05137 | 117 | 95 | 15 | 7 |
1594 | Ok. One more time. I’ll start. Row, row, row your boat. No wait, let’s do rub-ba-dub-dub two kings in a tub. | 1.2479 | 0.04687 | 117 | 92 | 21 | 4 |
1595 | I told the servant to bring a ham HOCK... | 1.2479 | 0.04991 | 117 | 94 | 17 | 6 |
1596 | Well, after our free one-week trial, we can always send it back. | 1.2479 | 0.04841 | 117 | 93 | 19 | 5 |
1597 | You know, this would make a great water-balloon launcher. | 1.2479 | 0.04687 | 117 | 92 | 21 | 4 |
1598 | So much more comfortable than the throne of swords | 1.2479 | 0.04991 | 117 | 94 | 17 | 6 |
1599 | I warned you, Sovereign Immunity isn't an allowable deduction. | 1.2479 | 0.04527 | 117 | 91 | 23 | 3 |
1600 | Sorry, I thought we would inherit the throne. | 1.2479 | 0.04361 | 117 | 90 | 25 | 2 |
1601 | I hear this Glamping thing is in now. | 1.2479 | 0.04527 | 117 | 91 | 23 | 3 |
1602 | She said I was snoring too loudly - what are *you* in for? | 1.2479 | 0.04841 | 117 | 93 | 19 | 5 |
1603 | Keep playing footsie, and you'll wake up two feet shorter. | 1.2478 | 0.05111 | 113 | 91 | 16 | 6 |
1604 | No one expects any more of us. | 1.2477 | 0.04728 | 109 | 85 | 21 | 3 |
1605 | I dare say any perceived gains in populist appeal will come at the expense of respect for the office. | 1.2456 | 0.04589 | 114 | 89 | 22 | 3 |
1606 | Wanna go back to the two La-Z-Boys? | 1.2456 | 0.04416 | 114 | 88 | 24 | 2 |
1607 | I thought you said you wanted a change from all the pageantry. | 1.2456 | 0.04755 | 114 | 90 | 20 | 4 |
1608 | Trust me, this rocking the boat training will come in handy one day. | 1.2456 | 0.04755 | 114 | 90 | 20 | 4 |
1609 | This way, I have an interesting answer when they ask how I sleep at night. | 1.2456 | 0.04589 | 114 | 89 | 22 | 3 |
1610 | How the hell do we get out of this thing? | 1.2456 | 0.04915 | 114 | 91 | 18 | 5 |
1611 | Yes, easy lies the ass that wears the crown. | 1.2456 | 0.04915 | 114 | 91 | 18 | 5 |
1612 | Someone's going to swing for this! | 1.2456 | 0.05368 | 114 | 94 | 12 | 8 |
1613 | I said I would like to spend the weekend in a little Hamlet not Hammock!! | 1.2456 | 0.04915 | 114 | 91 | 18 | 5 |
1614 | Wow, hammocking really does help you relax and forget about the war, poverty, and pestilence you’ve helped create. | 1.2456 | 0.04237 | 114 | 87 | 26 | 1 |
1615 | Don't you miss the round table? | 1.2456 | 0.04915 | 114 | 91 | 18 | 5 |
1616 | Tell me again why this is better than a throne. | 1.2456 | 0.04589 | 114 | 89 | 22 | 3 |
1617 | Ist thou having regrets over beheading the royal carpenter and promoting the royal tent maker to his position. | 1.2456 | 0.04915 | 114 | 91 | 18 | 5 |
1618 | Alas, Sire! The New Yorker rejected my caption yet again." | 1.2456 | 0.04755 | 114 | 90 | 20 | 4 |
1619 | That's it, I'm firing my sorcerer! | 1.2456 | 0.04237 | 114 | 87 | 26 | 1 |
1620 | We'll tell the commoners we're all in this together. | 1.2456 | 0.05222 | 114 | 93 | 14 | 7 |
1621 | Call the press, this proves we know how to swing ! | 1.2456 | 0.04755 | 114 | 90 | 20 | 4 |
1622 | Off with the interior designer’s head. | 1.2456 | 0.04915 | 114 | 91 | 18 | 5 |
1623 | The architect assured me this thrown is topple-proof. | 1.2456 | 0.04589 | 114 | 89 | 22 | 3 |
1624 | When they "defund" royalty, they take your castle, throne & your bed! | 1.2456 | 0.04915 | 114 | 91 | 18 | 5 |
1625 | I don't know about you, but I'm really having second thoughts about our interior decorator. | 1.2456 | 0.04589 | 114 | 91 | 19 | 4 |
1626 | We're roughing it, it's called 'glamping'. Now, what's holding up breakfast? | 1.2456 | 0.04589 | 114 | 89 | 22 | 3 |
1627 | Supposedly, the key to this democracy fad is to identify with the swing voters. | 1.2456 | 0.04755 | 114 | 90 | 20 | 4 |
1628 | I wanted his kingdom run amok not a hammock! | 1.2456 | 0.05071 | 114 | 92 | 16 | 6 |
1629 | I told you that those tax cuts were a bad idea. | 1.2456 | 0.04755 | 114 | 90 | 20 | 4 |
1630 | This is the best way to get the swing votes. | 1.2456 | 0.04915 | 114 | 91 | 18 | 5 |
1631 | It's dumb, I know. That merchant was just so damn smooth. | 1.2456 | 0.04755 | 114 | 90 | 20 | 4 |
1632 | They were out of weighted blankets. | 1.2456 | 0.04416 | 114 | 88 | 24 | 2 |
1633 | When I asked if you were a swinger, this wasn't what I had in mind. | 1.2456 | 0.04755 | 114 | 90 | 20 | 4 |
1634 | Thrones are so authoritarian, I'm the people's despot. | 1.2456 | 0.04416 | 114 | 88 | 24 | 2 |
1635 | I love it. So much more comfortable than the throne thing. | 1.2456 | 0.04589 | 114 | 89 | 22 | 3 |
1636 | I didn't know staying in your pod was meant to be so literal | 1.2456 | 0.04915 | 114 | 91 | 18 | 5 |
1637 | It said ‘King-size’ in the room description. | 1.2456 | 0.04915 | 114 | 91 | 18 | 5 |
1638 | Maybe we shouldn’t have melted down the throne to make a royal jacuzzi | 1.2456 | 0.05071 | 114 | 92 | 16 | 6 |
1639 | to hang or be hung, that is the question. | 1.2456 | 0.04755 | 114 | 90 | 20 | 4 |
1640 | A throne just seemed too stuffy | 1.2456 | 0.04915 | 114 | 91 | 18 | 5 |
1641 | This is so much comfier than the “Twin”! | 1.2432 | 0.05154 | 111 | 90 | 15 | 6 |
1642 | I told them you wouldn't want to just sit on a throne all day. | 1.2432 | 0.04286 | 111 | 85 | 25 | 1 |
1643 | Plus it's infused with copper, whatever the hell that means. | 1.2432 | 0.04653 | 111 | 87 | 21 | 3 |
1644 | See, I told you we could have a fair and balanced government! | 1.2432 | 0.04826 | 111 | 88 | 19 | 4 |
1645 | It's not a castle without a man cave. | 1.2432 | 0.05610 | 111 | 93 | 9 | 9 |
1646 | I wanted the ham hock! | 1.2432 | 0.04992 | 111 | 89 | 17 | 5 |
1647 | You do know there are other places to sit right? | 1.2432 | 0.05154 | 111 | 90 | 15 | 6 |
1648 | Relax? I'm down 12 in the colonies. | 1.2432 | 0.04826 | 111 | 88 | 19 | 4 |
1649 | Spill yourself out and we'll declare a peaceful transfer of power.” | 1.2432 | 0.04826 | 111 | 88 | 19 | 4 |
1650 | I love being a swinger! | 1.2432 | 0.05154 | 111 | 90 | 15 | 6 |
1651 | It isn't regal but it's a lot more restful | 1.2432 | 0.04653 | 111 | 87 | 21 | 3 |
1652 | Virtual sailing is a lot safer . | 1.2432 | 0.04826 | 111 | 88 | 19 | 4 |
1653 | I know you can't swim and you are afraid of water, but couldn't we stop pretending we are meeting at sea? | 1.2432 | 0.04992 | 111 | 89 | 17 | 5 |
1654 | I assume you mean the Royal “Whee!” | 1.2432 | 0.04992 | 111 | 89 | 17 | 5 |
1655 | Yes, it is comfier but I worry that we’ll tip over when I knight someone. | 1.2432 | 0.04826 | 111 | 88 | 19 | 4 |
1656 | Sure, I’ve heard of the Round Table. But don’t you find meeting this way is more intimate? | 1.2432 | 0.04286 | 111 | 85 | 25 | 1 |
1657 | ''Maybe we should call it a Knight.'' | 1.2432 | 0.04473 | 111 | 86 | 23 | 2 |
1658 | Two Birds, One Throne | 1.2432 | 0.04473 | 111 | 86 | 23 | 2 |
1659 | One more time, Catherine, your soothsayer was absolutely clear that THIS was the only way to ensure a male heir? | 1.2432 | 0.04992 | 111 | 89 | 17 | 5 |
1660 | I know. It's just until the throne gets back from the repair shop. | 1.2432 | 0.04653 | 111 | 87 | 21 | 3 |
1661 | Wait until you get to the pea-under-the-mattress segment of the show” | 1.2432 | 0.04653 | 111 | 87 | 21 | 3 |
1662 | Cultural appropriation's not as fun as they said it would be. | 1.2432 | 0.04473 | 111 | 86 | 23 | 2 |
1663 | This is our throne of lies. | 1.2432 | 0.04826 | 111 | 88 | 19 | 4 |
1664 | This ain’t no monarchy.” | 1.2432 | 0.04826 | 111 | 88 | 19 | 4 |
1665 | Are you sure this makes me look more down-to-earth? | 1.2432 | 0.04653 | 111 | 87 | 21 | 3 |
1666 | I thought about zero gravity chairs but this seemed more tactile. | 1.2432 | 0.04653 | 111 | 87 | 21 | 3 |
1667 | I've an idea. Let's go back to the THRONE room. | 1.2432 | 0.04992 | 111 | 89 | 17 | 5 |
1668 | It was a smart move in the face of the movement to dethrone. No one ever gets de-hammocked! | 1.2432 | 0.04992 | 111 | 89 | 17 | 5 |
1669 | Sweetheart, this isn't the kind of swing I wanted to spice up our life. | 1.2432 | 0.04653 | 111 | 87 | 21 | 3 |
1670 | I see you got rid of the furniture. How broke are we? | 1.2432 | 0.04826 | 111 | 88 | 19 | 4 |
1671 | Maybe, off with all their heads was a bit harsh | 1.2432 | 0.05154 | 111 | 90 | 15 | 6 |
1672 | So it is decided: We shall wed our only child to the neighboring kingdom's heir, and in exchange they shall return our frisbee. | 1.2432 | 0.04992 | 111 | 89 | 17 | 5 |
1673 | You're saying I could have ordered one from Amazon, instead of murdering my way to the top? | 1.2432 | 0.04826 | 111 | 88 | 19 | 4 |
1674 | How many mattresses did you really need to prove she's a princess? | 1.2432 | 0.05610 | 111 | 93 | 9 | 9 |
1675 | My crown is bigger than your crown. | 1.2432 | 0.05154 | 111 | 90 | 15 | 6 |
1676 | So Issy, this is what we get for our investment in your Columbus guy, | 1.2432 | 0.04826 | 111 | 88 | 19 | 4 |
1677 | Can’t play a game of thrones if there are no thrones! | 1.2432 | 0.04992 | 111 | 89 | 17 | 5 |
1678 | We have no secrets in the Royal Hammock my son, it is our safe space. Now, was it you who tried to poison me last week?” | 1.2432 | 0.04286 | 111 | 85 | 25 | 1 |
1679 | I’m not afraid of her, I just need some support. | 1.2432 | 0.04091 | 111 | 86 | 24 | 1 |
1680 | It is nice and has a certain charm to it that will surely impress the nobles. Still, I'm am hearing rumors of a bed of water in the Tudor's castle. | 1.2432 | 0.04473 | 111 | 86 | 23 | 2 |
1681 | I ordered it online in April, but it just arrived today. | 1.2432 | 0.04826 | 111 | 88 | 19 | 4 |
1682 | It's not like we can't afford king-size. | 1.2432 | 0.04992 | 111 | 89 | 17 | 5 |
1683 | Times are tough for everyone, Phillip. You'd do well to be grateful for what we have. | 1.2432 | 0.05154 | 111 | 90 | 15 | 6 |
1684 | I think Lord Lawrence of Bean is onto something. | 1.2432 | 0.05154 | 111 | 90 | 15 | 6 |
1685 | There can only be one! | 1.2432 | 0.04653 | 111 | 87 | 21 | 3 |
1686 | I liked it better with trees | 1.2432 | 0.04826 | 111 | 88 | 19 | 4 |
1687 | Much more comfortable than those old wooden thrones. | 1.2432 | 0.04826 | 111 | 88 | 19 | 4 |
1688 | Sorry, I didnt know they were restoring BOTH thrones on the same day. | 1.2432 | 0.04826 | 111 | 88 | 19 | 4 |
1689 | The ad said 'live like a king'! ...I dunno, I like it. | 1.2432 | 0.04826 | 111 | 88 | 19 | 4 |
1690 | Can't we just behead the marriage counselor? | 1.2432 | 0.05154 | 111 | 90 | 15 | 6 |
1691 | The court jester said that getting out is the easiest part. | 1.2432 | 0.04653 | 111 | 87 | 21 | 3 |
1692 | What time is this boat scheduled to sail? | 1.2432 | 0.04653 | 111 | 87 | 21 | 3 |
1693 | I'm not getting out until she puts down that battle axe! | 1.2432 | 0.04653 | 111 | 87 | 21 | 3 |
1694 | I said I wanted to share a ham hock with you. | 1.2432 | 0.05154 | 111 | 90 | 15 | 6 |
1695 | When Ethelred gets here I have a tub we can move to. | 1.2432 | 0.05154 | 111 | 90 | 15 | 6 |
1696 | If only it were this easy to take down unfit leaders everywhere.... | 1.2432 | 0.05310 | 111 | 91 | 13 | 7 |
1697 | I never really bought into the whole ‘uneasy lies the head that wears the crown’ thing. | 1.2432 | 0.04473 | 111 | 86 | 23 | 2 |
1698 | It was either this or the Tower. | 1.2432 | 0.04992 | 111 | 89 | 17 | 5 |
1699 | Yes son, someday you will ascend to the royal hammock! | 1.2432 | 0.04826 | 111 | 88 | 19 | 4 |
1700 | I'll be so glad when the thrones are back from the upholsterer! | 1.2432 | 0.05154 | 111 | 90 | 15 | 6 |
1701 | I think we should make future generations call this “hanging out”. | 1.2432 | 0.04992 | 111 | 89 | 17 | 5 |
1702 | Once you're used to the rocking motion, we can try out a real boat. | 1.2432 | 0.05154 | 111 | 90 | 15 | 6 |
1703 | We should totally Hacky Sack after the Round Table. | 1.2432 | 0.04826 | 111 | 88 | 19 | 4 |
1704 | Are we hanged or hung? | 1.2432 | 0.04473 | 111 | 86 | 23 | 2 |
1705 | Is this what you thought they meant by "let them hang"? | 1.2432 | 0.04992 | 111 | 89 | 17 | 5 |
1706 | No! You lean to YOUR right...I lean to MY left!” | 1.2432 | 0.04653 | 111 | 87 | 21 | 3 |
1707 | This fall on NBC, Game of Hammocks | 1.2432 | 0.04992 | 111 | 89 | 17 | 5 |
1708 | It will be the best show since the 4 and 20 blackbirds baked in that pie. | 1.2432 | 0.04992 | 111 | 89 | 17 | 5 |
1709 | I don’t really miss the round table | 1.2432 | 0.04653 | 111 | 87 | 21 | 3 |
1710 | Easier to conceptualize world domination after a nap. | 1.2432 | 0.04826 | 111 | 88 | 19 | 4 |
1711 | The throne really was such a pain in the ass. | 1.2432 | 0.04653 | 111 | 87 | 21 | 3 |
1712 | It goes without saying that this new throne rules. | 1.2432 | 0.04826 | 111 | 88 | 19 | 4 |
1713 | Admit it, that throne was a royal pain in the ass. | 1.2432 | 0.05154 | 111 | 90 | 15 | 6 |
1714 | As always darling, we can’t lean left or right. Let us simply smile and enjoy our comfortable position. | 1.2432 | 0.04992 | 111 | 89 | 17 | 5 |
1715 | Thrones are overrated. | 1.2432 | 0.04992 | 111 | 89 | 17 | 5 |
1716 | 🎶just swinging in the reign...what a wonderful feeling I’m happy again...🎶 🎶 | 1.2432 | 0.05154 | 111 | 90 | 15 | 6 |
1717 | So this is my new game, the floor is lava | 1.2432 | 0.05154 | 111 | 90 | 15 | 6 |
1718 | This is peaceful alright, but until you get out it’s not a transfer of power. | 1.2432 | 0.04992 | 111 | 89 | 17 | 5 |
1719 | Cahoots of corruption | 1.2432 | 0.05310 | 111 | 91 | 13 | 7 |
1720 | I don’t care that the guy at REI told you it was the throne of hammocks, Charles. | 1.2432 | 0.04653 | 111 | 87 | 21 | 3 |
1721 | Shall we light the Chiminea, my liege? | 1.2432 | 0.04653 | 111 | 87 | 21 | 3 |
1722 | Who knew that being dethroned could be so fun? | 1.2432 | 0.04992 | 111 | 89 | 17 | 5 |
1723 | Do you think this is 6 feet? | 1.2432 | 0.04473 | 111 | 86 | 23 | 2 |
1724 | Rule number 1, the floor is lava | 1.2432 | 0.04826 | 111 | 88 | 19 | 4 |
1725 | What sleep number are you, your Highness? | 1.2411 | 0.05267 | 112 | 92 | 13 | 7 |
1726 | I was hoping for a more stable reign. | 1.2411 | 0.04952 | 112 | 90 | 17 | 5 |
1727 | Yes, I agree, what it lacks in decorum, it makes up for in comfort....but is it Scotch Guarded? | 1.2411 | 0.04952 | 112 | 90 | 17 | 5 |
1728 | Can we at least get a bipartisan good night's sleep? | 1.2411 | 0.04952 | 112 | 90 | 17 | 5 |
1729 | Can I crash here until the Queen cools off? | 1.2411 | 0.04787 | 112 | 89 | 19 | 4 |
1730 | This staycation is fine but honestly I can’t wait to get back to oppressing my subjects again. | 1.2411 | 0.05112 | 112 | 91 | 15 | 6 |
1731 | And the best part is that it coverts into the Iron Throne when we need to impress the peasants! | 1.2411 | 0.04952 | 112 | 90 | 17 | 5 |
1732 | It’s king-sized | 1.2411 | 0.04616 | 112 | 88 | 21 | 3 |
1733 | Truth is I was trying to order a ham hock. | 1.2411 | 0.04952 | 112 | 90 | 17 | 5 |
1734 | This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I agreed to share the throne. | 1.2411 | 0.04253 | 112 | 86 | 25 | 1 |
1735 | Someday in the future, nearly everyone will sleep in one of these, and they'll call it a king size bed. | 1.2411 | 0.04787 | 112 | 89 | 19 | 4 |
1736 | I agree it's more comfortable than a throne but it's the dignity matter I'm worried about. | 1.2411 | 0.04616 | 112 | 88 | 21 | 3 |
1737 | The Royal Hammock just doesn't have the right ring, does it? | 1.2411 | 0.04616 | 112 | 88 | 21 | 3 |
1738 | Let’s pack up head back to the winter palace. | 1.2411 | 0.04952 | 112 | 90 | 17 | 5 |
1739 | I don't think this is what he meant about slings of outrageous fortune. | 1.2411 | 0.04787 | 112 | 89 | 19 | 4 |
1740 | Oh yeah? Cry “Hammock” and let slip the dogs of war! | 1.2411 | 0.04952 | 112 | 90 | 17 | 5 |
1741 | I'm still not going to debate you. | 1.2411 | 0.04616 | 112 | 88 | 21 | 3 |
1742 | Just please remember to return my Crown after Halloween. | 1.2411 | 0.04616 | 112 | 88 | 21 | 3 |
1743 | Keep your cold feet on your side or we go back to our thrones!! | 1.2411 | 0.04438 | 112 | 87 | 23 | 2 |
1744 | Craigslist Free. | 1.2411 | 0.04787 | 112 | 89 | 19 | 4 |
1745 | I don't mind napping in the hammock with you, dad. But it gets a little weird when you sing lullabies to me. | 1.2411 | 0.05112 | 112 | 91 | 15 | 6 |
1746 | Guess we’re in the same boat. | 1.2411 | 0.05267 | 112 | 92 | 13 | 7 |
1747 | It’s called a love sack. | 1.2411 | 0.04616 | 112 | 88 | 21 | 3 |
1748 | With the delivery delays through the postal service, Throne Depot said I was better off buying local. | 1.2411 | 0.04952 | 112 | 90 | 17 | 5 |
1749 | I don't know. I kind of miss the throne. | 1.2411 | 0.04787 | 112 | 89 | 19 | 4 |
1750 | Let’s live with it for a few days | 1.2411 | 0.05112 | 112 | 91 | 15 | 6 |
1751 | Hanging chads | 1.2411 | 0.05112 | 112 | 91 | 15 | 6 |
1752 | We're not the only ones that feel that two heads are better than one. | 1.2389 | 0.05225 | 113 | 93 | 13 | 7 |
1753 | So there really isn’t much to it, son. | 1.2389 | 0.05071 | 113 | 92 | 15 | 6 |
1754 | I got it at the trebuchet.com super sales day! | 1.2389 | 0.04749 | 113 | 90 | 19 | 4 |
1755 | Think we can rock,then roll? | 1.2389 | 0.04580 | 113 | 92 | 17 | 4 |
1756 | It's called... glamping! | 1.2389 | 0.04221 | 113 | 87 | 25 | 1 |
1757 | We tried exercise balls. We tried standing thrones. Why not this? | 1.2389 | 0.04913 | 113 | 91 | 17 | 5 |
1758 | How do you like camping? | 1.2389 | 0.05071 | 113 | 92 | 15 | 6 |
1759 | Sorry. I thought it was just a fart. | 1.2389 | 0.04749 | 113 | 90 | 19 | 4 |
1760 | I told you we’d both fit | 1.2385 | 0.04681 | 109 | 86 | 20 | 3 |
1761 | Okay what exactly is Kuma Sumatra? | 1.2385 | 0.05197 | 109 | 89 | 14 | 6 |
1762 | I couldn’t decide between a throne or a bed of lies. | 1.2385 | 0.04859 | 109 | 87 | 18 | 4 |
1763 | To swing or not to swing, that is the question." | 1.2385 | 0.05514 | 109 | 91 | 10 | 8 |
1764 | Is that your toe or are we doing leech therapy again? | 1.2385 | 0.04496 | 109 | 85 | 22 | 2 |
1765 | This is not what I meant when I suggested we try swinging. | 1.2385 | 0.04681 | 109 | 86 | 20 | 3 |
1766 | What do you mean Lancelot has one of these for his banana? | 1.2385 | 0.05031 | 109 | 88 | 16 | 5 |
1767 | This is not at all what I had in mind when I said I would share the throne. | 1.2385 | 0.04681 | 109 | 86 | 20 | 3 |
1768 | After nap time, back to the executions. | 1.2385 | 0.04859 | 109 | 87 | 18 | 4 |
1769 | See we could've bought a bed but this is what you found in the thrift store | 1.2385 | 0.05031 | 109 | 88 | 16 | 5 |
1770 | I'm already sick of looking at you and it's only been 2 minutes. | 1.2385 | 0.04681 | 109 | 86 | 20 | 3 |
1771 | Wow this fills up with piss faster than I thought it would. | 1.2385 | 0.05197 | 109 | 89 | 14 | 6 |
1772 | All right. Who farted?! | 1.2385 | 0.05031 | 109 | 88 | 16 | 5 |
1773 | Throne, shmone, it's good to be the king that swings! | 1.2385 | 0.05031 | 109 | 88 | 16 | 5 |
1774 | Remember to counter balance when your sword is drawn for the knighting ceremony. | 1.2385 | 0.04496 | 109 | 85 | 22 | 2 |
1775 | Your Majesty, I think we need to raise the taxes! | 1.2385 | 0.04859 | 109 | 87 | 18 | 4 |
1776 | This is much more relaxing than the Ottoman Empire. | 1.2385 | 0.04496 | 109 | 85 | 22 | 2 |
1777 | My kingdom for a mai tai! | 1.2385 | 0.04681 | 109 | 86 | 20 | 3 |
1778 | Sometimes I feel like it's all just a game of hammocks. | 1.2385 | 0.04859 | 109 | 87 | 18 | 4 |
1779 | Summer is coming. | 1.2385 | 0.05358 | 109 | 90 | 12 | 7 |
1780 | I know that, as king, I can, but I don't think that, as king, I should. | 1.2385 | 0.05031 | 109 | 88 | 16 | 5 |
1781 | You're taking up all the foot room. | 1.2385 | 0.05031 | 109 | 88 | 16 | 5 |
1782 | I sold it to fund health care. | 1.2385 | 0.04859 | 109 | 87 | 18 | 4 |
1783 | See? Isn't this better than attacking France again? | 1.2385 | 0.04859 | 109 | 87 | 18 | 4 |
1784 | Wait...I asked the Royal Chef for ham hocks ... | 1.2385 | 0.04859 | 109 | 87 | 18 | 4 |
1785 | I found it on Amazon. | 1.2385 | 0.05358 | 109 | 90 | 12 | 7 |
1786 | So yes, it's a two-place hammock. Bought it on a royal tour of Ikea. | 1.2385 | 0.04859 | 109 | 87 | 18 | 4 |
1787 | While the Royal Swayer is in the dungeon it's we who suffer. | 1.2385 | 0.04303 | 109 | 84 | 24 | 1 |
1788 | That’s the last time I tell the Court Fool I want a Ham Hock for dinner! | 1.2385 | 0.04681 | 109 | 86 | 20 | 3 |
1789 | I just thought that by changing up the seating we’d seem more approachable to the commoners. | 1.2385 | 0.04681 | 109 | 86 | 20 | 3 |
1790 | So you say this is the fist swing state in History? | 1.2385 | 0.04859 | 109 | 87 | 18 | 4 |
1791 | Shall we include the serfs in casual Friday? | 1.2385 | 0.04859 | 109 | 87 | 18 | 4 |
1792 | Next month, I think hot tubs with platters of grapes. | 1.2385 | 0.04681 | 109 | 86 | 20 | 3 |
1793 | I don’t know. I liked the thrones better. | 1.2385 | 0.05197 | 109 | 89 | 14 | 6 |
1794 | Maybe, if we took off our clothes? | 1.2385 | 0.04859 | 109 | 87 | 18 | 4 |
1795 | 1492 seaman training | 1.2385 | 0.04859 | 109 | 87 | 18 | 4 |
1796 | Admiral Columbus told me it was super comfy on the Santa Maria. | 1.2385 | 0.05031 | 109 | 88 | 16 | 5 |
1797 | Are you sure this constitutes social distancing? | 1.2385 | 0.04859 | 109 | 87 | 18 | 4 |
1798 | Oh, I thought you said, 'join me for some Hamlet' ". | 1.2385 | 0.04859 | 109 | 87 | 18 | 4 |
1799 | When my subjects beg for mercy the least I can do is be more relatable. | 1.2385 | 0.05031 | 109 | 88 | 16 | 5 |
1800 | Next time I'M gong to the mattress store. | 1.2385 | 0.04681 | 109 | 86 | 20 | 3 |
1801 | and in the Spring, we can move it onto the palace balcony | 1.2385 | 0.04681 | 109 | 86 | 20 | 3 |
1802 | You have to admit. this is a lot more comfortable than the traditional hard back throne. | 1.2385 | 0.04859 | 109 | 87 | 18 | 4 |
1803 | I try, but I can't relate to common people." | 1.2385 | 0.04859 | 109 | 87 | 18 | 4 |
1804 | Fortunately we don’t need to be elected. | 1.2385 | 0.05197 | 109 | 89 | 14 | 6 |
1805 | Come hither guard. This fool thinks we're sailing back to Norway! | 1.2385 | 0.04859 | 109 | 87 | 18 | 4 |
1806 | Chilling in the castle | 1.2385 | 0.04859 | 109 | 87 | 18 | 4 |
1807 | Rock, paper, scissors? | 1.2385 | 0.04681 | 109 | 86 | 20 | 3 |
1808 | This...but make it gold | 1.2385 | 0.04681 | 109 | 86 | 20 | 3 |
1809 | And this what they call ‘roughing it’ | 1.2385 | 0.04303 | 109 | 84 | 24 | 1 |
1810 | Should we ask him to help us out of this thing? | 1.2385 | 0.04859 | 109 | 87 | 18 | 4 |
1811 | I just thought the space between our thrones was impacting our relationship. | 1.2385 | 0.04681 | 109 | 86 | 20 | 3 |
1812 | Not sure about this new debate format. | 1.2385 | 0.05358 | 109 | 90 | 12 | 7 |
1813 | It’s a swing court. | 1.2385 | 0.05031 | 109 | 88 | 16 | 5 |
1814 | I thought we agreed, no more gambling | 1.2385 | 0.04859 | 109 | 87 | 18 | 4 |
1815 | I know it's The Ogre's mask, but he refuses to wear it" | 1.2376 | 0.05103 | 101 | 81 | 16 | 4 |
1816 | I liked my throne idea better. | 1.2364 | 0.04990 | 110 | 89 | 16 | 5 |
1817 | This is sure to bring in the swing votes | 1.2358 | 0.04749 | 106 | 84 | 19 | 3 |
1818 | So, how’s it hangin? | 1.2358 | 0.04749 | 106 | 84 | 19 | 3 |
1819 | I'm reconnecting with the common man. | 1.2358 | 0.04935 | 106 | 85 | 17 | 4 |
1820 | I asked them to bring us a ham hock, but I think I could get used to this. | 1.2358 | 0.04556 | 106 | 83 | 21 | 2 |
1821 | It’s all about soft power these days. | 1.2358 | 0.04935 | 106 | 85 | 17 | 4 |
1822 | Frankly, the 'Hammock King' doesn't really work as well. | 1.2358 | 0.05114 | 106 | 86 | 15 | 5 |
1823 | Isn't it like stepping into the 15th Century? | 1.2358 | 0.05454 | 106 | 88 | 11 | 7 |
1824 | Are you sure he was an "interior" decorator? | 1.2358 | 0.05454 | 106 | 88 | 11 | 7 |
1825 | Democracy is not the point of monarchy | 1.2358 | 0.05286 | 106 | 87 | 13 | 6 |
1826 | You promised me Venice. | 1.2358 | 0.04935 | 106 | 85 | 17 | 4 |
1827 | Amazon? Yep, 250 bucks, stand included | 1.2358 | 0.04556 | 106 | 83 | 21 | 2 |
1828 | 'Well obviously, this is only a full' | 1.2358 | 0.04749 | 106 | 84 | 19 | 3 |
1829 | I wanted to give the room a more breezy feel. | 1.2358 | 0.04749 | 106 | 84 | 19 | 3 |
1830 | The kids just sailed home with a few gifts. This one is trending in Hawaii. | 1.2358 | 0.04935 | 106 | 85 | 17 | 4 |
1831 | I feel lighter already! You can’t beat Hammockerslimmer Mailorder! | 1.2358 | 0.04935 | 106 | 85 | 17 | 4 |
1832 | I want our thrones back. | 1.2358 | 0.04749 | 106 | 84 | 19 | 3 |
1833 | It seems appropriate since we now live in a swing state. | 1.2358 | 0.05114 | 106 | 86 | 15 | 5 |
1834 | I'm also getting a Panama hat. | 1.2358 | 0.04935 | 106 | 85 | 17 | 4 |
1835 | The Casual Friday Throne Hammock never really caught on. | 1.2358 | 0.04556 | 106 | 83 | 21 | 2 |
1836 | Now that the plague has killed everyone, do you want to play Scrabble? | 1.2358 | 0.04935 | 106 | 85 | 17 | 4 |
1837 | It is going to be hard to make a graceful exit from this thing. | 1.2358 | 0.05114 | 106 | 86 | 15 | 5 |
1838 | I thought you were working the swing shift. | 1.2358 | 0.05114 | 106 | 86 | 15 | 5 |
1839 | A queen would have fit just fine. | 1.2358 | 0.05114 | 106 | 86 | 15 | 5 |
1840 | They can take away our throne, but they can't take away our pride. | 1.2358 | 0.05286 | 106 | 87 | 13 | 6 |
1841 | Evidently, when they told me I'd be assuming the throne, I assumed wrong. | 1.2358 | 0.04935 | 106 | 85 | 17 | 4 |
1842 | Yeah, I can definitely order executions from here | 1.2358 | 0.04556 | 106 | 83 | 21 | 2 |
1843 | Canst thou get out and push? | 1.2358 | 0.04749 | 106 | 84 | 19 | 3 |
1844 | If this is all Columbus came up with, I want our money back. | 1.2358 | 0.05454 | 106 | 88 | 11 | 7 |
1845 | Great you got in but how do we get out with grace and poise? | 1.2358 | 0.05114 | 106 | 86 | 15 | 5 |
1846 | When we agreed to share the throne, this wasn't exactly what I was thinking. | 1.2358 | 0.04749 | 106 | 84 | 19 | 3 |
1847 | Are you sure this is what the starving mob meant when it shouted, "Let them swing?" | 1.2358 | 0.04749 | 106 | 84 | 19 | 3 |
1848 | When the mob yelled "String up the princes," I feared worse would happen. | 1.2358 | 0.04556 | 106 | 83 | 21 | 2 |
1849 | This is your idea of sharing the throne ? | 1.2358 | 0.04556 | 106 | 83 | 21 | 2 |
1850 | What do we do now? The brochure said "For swinging Kings" but didn't include instructions. | 1.2358 | 0.05114 | 106 | 86 | 15 | 5 |
1851 | I think we can finally lull ourselves into complacency. | 1.2358 | 0.05286 | 106 | 87 | 13 | 6 |
1852 | Just be patient--the re-upholstered thrones will have much better lumbar support. | 1.2358 | 0.04556 | 106 | 83 | 21 | 2 |
1853 | I was thinking of something else when you said you wanted us to be swingers! | 1.2358 | 0.05454 | 106 | 88 | 11 | 7 |
1854 | Coming soon is the “Princess and the Pea” sequel, “Two Princes in a Pod”! | 1.2358 | 0.05114 | 106 | 86 | 15 | 5 |
1855 | The high court is easily swayed. | 1.2358 | 0.05286 | 106 | 87 | 13 | 6 |
1856 | You were right. This is more fun than fiddling. | 1.2358 | 0.05286 | 106 | 87 | 13 | 6 |
1857 | This feels like 6 ft | 1.2358 | 0.04749 | 106 | 84 | 19 | 3 |
1858 | This is the way the Governor of Florida does it. | 1.2358 | 0.05114 | 106 | 86 | 15 | 5 |
1859 | our kingdom hangs in the balance | 1.2358 | 0.04935 | 106 | 85 | 17 | 4 |
1860 | Ever want to give it all up and move to the suburbs? | 1.2358 | 0.05114 | 106 | 86 | 15 | 5 |
1861 | If it's swinging don't bother ringing. | 1.2358 | 0.05286 | 106 | 87 | 13 | 6 |
1862 | Now if only we could get our hands on some kind of outdoor heater... | 1.2358 | 0.05114 | 106 | 86 | 15 | 5 |
1863 | You didn’t turn off the lights? | 1.2358 | 0.05286 | 106 | 87 | 13 | 6 |
1864 | I’m not convinced this beats our usual Friday night hang. | 1.2358 | 0.04749 | 106 | 84 | 19 | 3 |
1865 | When you said you were going to take my throne and hang me, I didn’t realize this is what you meant. | 1.2358 | 0.04935 | 106 | 85 | 17 | 4 |
1866 | The other 99% wouldn’t fit in here anyway | 1.2358 | 0.04935 | 106 | 85 | 17 | 4 |
1867 | Mattress King was closed, so I got this from HammocKing instead. | 1.2358 | 0.04556 | 106 | 83 | 21 | 2 |
1868 | I guess they thought “hanging” meant something else. | 1.2358 | 0.04935 | 106 | 85 | 17 | 4 |
1869 | Do you think this is what they meant by getting the swing vote? | 1.2358 | 0.05286 | 106 | 87 | 13 | 6 |
1870 | The Throne was backordered at IKEA so I went with the hammock instead. | 1.2358 | 0.04749 | 106 | 84 | 19 | 3 |
1871 | I’ve always wanted one of these. | 1.2353 | 0.05246 | 102 | 83 | 14 | 5 |
1872 | We’ve got to stop meeting like this. | 1.2353 | 0.05246 | 102 | 83 | 14 | 5 |
1873 | Thrones are just so cliché | 1.2353 | 0.05058 | 102 | 82 | 16 | 4 |
1874 | Let's play footsies, Queenie | 1.2353 | 0.04658 | 102 | 80 | 20 | 2 |
1875 | I want to be a whimsical dictator | 1.2353 | 0.05058 | 102 | 82 | 16 | 4 |
1876 | That round of checkers was exhausting! | 1.2353 | 0.04862 | 102 | 81 | 18 | 3 |
1877 | I told you, COMFORT is king. | 1.2353 | 0.04658 | 102 | 80 | 20 | 2 |
1878 | Should we go back to the beanbags? | 1.2342 | 0.04781 | 111 | 89 | 18 | 4 |
1879 | Your royal manspreading in this hammock is making me regret having the thrones reupholstered. | 1.2342 | 0.04949 | 111 | 90 | 16 | 5 |
1880 | Any word from the upholsterer? | 1.2336 | 0.04893 | 107 | 86 | 17 | 4 |
1881 | I said 'hand me my battle ax' not 'I need to relax'. | 1.2336 | 0.04893 | 107 | 86 | 17 | 4 |
1882 | It says ‘weekend’. | 1.2308 | 0.05155 | 104 | 85 | 14 | 5 |
1883 | Our reign is secure. No one will want to play a Game of Hammocks. | 1.2308 | 0.04970 | 104 | 84 | 16 | 4 |
1884 | We’re staying in the royal hammock until they finish cutting the lawn | 1.2308 | 0.04779 | 104 | 85 | 15 | 4 |
1885 | I was skeptical of glamping at first, if I'm honest. | 1.2308 | 0.04970 | 104 | 84 | 16 | 4 |
1886 | Well, we need to look at the swing vote. | 1.2308 | 0.04970 | 104 | 84 | 16 | 4 |
1887 | Ground floor, Venice, does that connect with you now? | 1.2308 | 0.05155 | 104 | 85 | 14 | 5 |
1888 | Now feel your urges to oppress melt away. | 1.2308 | 0.04779 | 104 | 83 | 18 | 3 |
1889 | Trust me, thrones were an obstacle! Our subjects will identify with us better if they see that we are like them. | 1.2308 | 0.05155 | 104 | 85 | 14 | 5 |
1890 | Are you suggesting the royal rower isn’t giving me the intense ab workout they said it would? | 1.2308 | 0.05672 | 104 | 88 | 8 | 8 |
1891 | And instead of our stupid iron swords I propose to use lightsabers. | 1.2308 | 0.05333 | 104 | 86 | 12 | 6 |
1892 | First it is casual throne day, next it is peasants denying the divine right of kings. | 1.2308 | 0.04579 | 104 | 82 | 20 | 2 |
1893 | I hope that knobby throne never comes back from repairs. | 1.2308 | 0.05155 | 104 | 85 | 14 | 5 |
1894 | My kingdom for a Dramamine | 1.2308 | 0.04779 | 104 | 83 | 18 | 3 |
1895 | I think we saved enough on the thrones for some really first class scepters. | 1.2308 | 0.04970 | 104 | 84 | 16 | 4 |
1896 | I'm not sure Casual Fridays are the best way to build rapport with the commoners. | 1.2308 | 0.05155 | 104 | 85 | 14 | 5 |
1897 | This glamping thing is getting old. | 1.2308 | 0.04579 | 104 | 82 | 20 | 2 |
1898 | OK, now, how do you get out? | 1.2308 | 0.04779 | 104 | 83 | 18 | 3 |
1899 | So, I was just supposed to let REI coupon expire? | 1.2308 | 0.05333 | 104 | 86 | 12 | 6 |
1900 | I still wish you hadn’t chopped down those two trees. | 1.2308 | 0.05155 | 104 | 85 | 14 | 5 |
1901 | Thrones are so 12th Century. A gift from the new World . A place called Pawleys Island. | 1.2308 | 0.04779 | 104 | 83 | 18 | 3 |
1902 | Methinks the optics of this are bad. | 1.2308 | 0.05155 | 104 | 85 | 14 | 5 |
1903 | We rock on three. One, two, three. Got it? | 1.2308 | 0.05333 | 104 | 86 | 12 | 6 |
1904 | "You move and we're both down." or "On three, we're outta here!" | 1.2308 | 0.04779 | 104 | 83 | 18 | 3 |
1905 | I forgot the oars!! | 1.2308 | 0.04371 | 104 | 81 | 22 | 1 |
1906 | They told me you were a Swinger! | 1.2308 | 0.05333 | 104 | 86 | 12 | 6 |
1907 | If you must know, I made the mistake of asking the servants for an ergonomic throne. | 1.2308 | 0.04970 | 104 | 84 | 16 | 4 |
1908 | We both won the title of king with the swing vote. | 1.2308 | 0.05155 | 104 | 85 | 14 | 5 |
1909 | I'm just afraid my subjects will view me as too approachable. | 1.2308 | 0.05333 | 104 | 86 | 12 | 6 |
1910 | I wish I found out how uncomfortable this was before I got rid of the throne | 1.2308 | 0.04970 | 104 | 84 | 16 | 4 |
1911 | It's good to be the King | 1.2308 | 0.05155 | 104 | 85 | 14 | 5 |
1912 | Would a hot tub appear unregal? | 1.2308 | 0.04970 | 104 | 84 | 16 | 4 |
1913 | No, we’re not couch potatoes. | 1.2308 | 0.04970 | 104 | 84 | 16 | 4 |
1914 | This has been a fun swing, but I best get back to my wife. | 1.2308 | 0.05155 | 104 | 85 | 14 | 5 |
1915 | No. You put on YOUR mask. | 1.2308 | 0.04970 | 104 | 84 | 16 | 4 |
1916 | King: I am King and you are Queen Queen: And together we are.... Together: Chess nuts boasting on an open foyer. | 1.2308 | 0.05333 | 104 | 86 | 12 | 6 |
1917 | I never promised you a rose garden. | 1.2308 | 0.04970 | 104 | 84 | 16 | 4 |
1918 | I acknowledge you as the "new age" King of your land, but when we meet like this, underwear is not optional. | 1.2308 | 0.04970 | 104 | 84 | 16 | 4 |
1919 | I think I'll go out and catch the plague..... | 1.2308 | 0.05333 | 104 | 86 | 12 | 6 |
1920 | Maybe not Royal, but way more romantic than separate thrones! | 1.2308 | 0.04779 | 104 | 83 | 18 | 3 |
1921 | You blow out the candles this time. | 1.2308 | 0.05155 | 104 | 85 | 14 | 5 |
1922 | Are you sure this is a staycation? | 1.2308 | 0.04970 | 104 | 84 | 16 | 4 |
1923 | " Whoa, my Lord, I had no idea you swinged both ways! | 1.2308 | 0.05333 | 104 | 86 | 12 | 6 |
1924 | Ya know... when I asked if you were interested in exploring “swinging”... this isn’t exactly what I had in mind. | 1.2308 | 0.04970 | 104 | 84 | 16 | 4 |
1925 | Do you think she’ll let us play on the trampoline too? | 1.2308 | 0.04579 | 104 | 82 | 20 | 2 |
1926 | Once the Times got a hold of my tax returns, this is now royal living | 1.2308 | 0.05155 | 104 | 85 | 14 | 5 |
1927 | Let them rule while we hang. | 1.2308 | 0.04579 | 104 | 82 | 20 | 2 |
1928 | You’re gonna love sleeping in it ... they call it a California King! | 1.2308 | 0.04970 | 104 | 84 | 16 | 4 |
1929 | Suspension is exhilarating; lets try it with the constitution. | 1.2308 | 0.05155 | 104 | 85 | 14 | 5 |
1930 | So, how, with grace and dignity, do we get out? | 1.2308 | 0.04970 | 104 | 84 | 16 | 4 |
1931 | Getting in and out is a royal pain in the ass. | 1.2308 | 0.05672 | 104 | 88 | 8 | 8 |
1932 | Well, we had to do SOMETHING while they were at the upholsterers. | 1.2308 | 0.05505 | 104 | 87 | 10 | 7 |
1933 | I don't think this will out crazy George III, Chuck. | 1.2308 | 0.05333 | 104 | 86 | 12 | 6 |
1934 | Honestly, it was fine until you started with the Bucking-hammock Palace jokes. | 1.2308 | 0.04579 | 104 | 82 | 20 | 2 |
1935 | Quit shaking! | 1.2308 | 0.05333 | 104 | 86 | 12 | 6 |
1936 | My queen, I say it’s fit for royalty if it fits royalty. | 1.2308 | 0.04970 | 104 | 84 | 16 | 4 |
1937 | Now your subjects can better imagine having a beer with you. | 1.2308 | 0.04779 | 104 | 83 | 18 | 3 |
1938 | Yes, my dear, I promise not to let the court know we're swingers. | 1.2308 | 0.04970 | 104 | 84 | 16 | 4 |
1939 | The throne gave me a royal pain. | 1.2308 | 0.04970 | 104 | 84 | 16 | 4 |
1940 | When did they say our new chairs would be here again ? | 1.2308 | 0.04970 | 104 | 84 | 16 | 4 |
1941 | Let’s not be old fashioned,” you said. “Let’s be swingers,” you sai | 1.2308 | 0.04779 | 104 | 83 | 18 | 3 |
1942 | Is the crown resting more easily? | 1.2308 | 0.05155 | 104 | 85 | 14 | 5 |
1943 | I think beheadings have dropped by 50 % since we got this | 1.2308 | 0.05333 | 104 | 86 | 12 | 6 |
1944 | Yes, but it's still better than the tandem rocking chair. | 1.2308 | 0.04779 | 104 | 83 | 18 | 3 |
1945 | I can see you’re really taking these peace talks seriously. | 1.2308 | 0.04970 | 104 | 84 | 16 | 4 |
1946 | What do you mean, there is no king-sized hammock? | 1.2308 | 0.05333 | 104 | 86 | 12 | 6 |
1947 | I know you're the 'Hammock King'. But guess what, I'm the real King! | 1.2308 | 0.04371 | 104 | 81 | 22 | 1 |
1948 | Why didn't we think of "holiday at home" sooner? | 1.2308 | 0.04371 | 104 | 81 | 22 | 1 |
1949 | I know. But it’s a lot more comfy than the Iron Throne. | 1.2308 | 0.04579 | 104 | 82 | 20 | 2 |
1950 | "I never did like the upholstery on those damn thrones. | 1.2308 | 0.05505 | 104 | 87 | 10 | 7 |
1951 | It was terrifying: I dreamed we were common. | 1.2308 | 0.04779 | 104 | 83 | 18 | 3 |
1952 | I think we’re finally getting the hang of this royals thing. | 1.2308 | 0.04579 | 104 | 82 | 20 | 2 |
1953 | I think this hammock would be perfect in the dungeon. | 1.2308 | 0.05333 | 104 | 86 | 12 | 6 |
1954 | Now hold it right there - I didn’t say anything when you got rid of my iron fist... | 1.2308 | 0.04970 | 104 | 84 | 16 | 4 |
1955 | Wanna switch positions? | 1.2308 | 0.05505 | 104 | 87 | 10 | 7 |
1956 | I told him I wanted a ham hock for dinner | 1.2308 | 0.05155 | 104 | 85 | 14 | 5 |
1957 | Well, you know what they say: two we's in a pod!" "Shut up, Brian | 1.2308 | 0.05333 | 104 | 86 | 12 | 6 |
1958 | This isn’t quite what I had in mind when I said we should hangout | 1.2308 | 0.04779 | 104 | 83 | 18 | 3 |
1959 | I just told the guardsman,"We'll be glad to hang a while," and he seemed totally satisfied. | 1.2308 | 0.04579 | 104 | 82 | 20 | 2 |
1960 | I know you were tired of the royal thrones, but the royal hammock isn't doing it for me. | 1.2308 | 0.04970 | 104 | 84 | 16 | 4 |
1961 | My Lord, ur new throne has been delivered... | 1.2308 | 0.04779 | 104 | 83 | 18 | 3 |
1962 | Blame the travel restrictions | 1.2308 | 0.04779 | 104 | 83 | 18 | 3 |
1963 | No, my dear. When they said they wanted to get rid of the throne this is not what they meant. | 1.2308 | 0.04970 | 104 | 84 | 16 | 4 |
1964 | ‘The catalog description really didn’t do it justice’ | 1.2308 | 0.05155 | 104 | 85 | 14 | 5 |
1965 | I was really into this shared co-working space ...until the plague hit. | 1.2308 | 0.05155 | 104 | 85 | 14 | 5 |
1966 | Yeah, it’s cool, but I heard Henry gave Anne a killer slackline. | 1.2308 | 0.05155 | 104 | 85 | 14 | 5 |
1967 | I'm so glad Dad let us redecorate our bedchamber | 1.2308 | 0.05155 | 104 | 85 | 14 | 5 |
1968 | I’ve always said there were benefits to modernizing the monarchy | 1.2308 | 0.05333 | 104 | 86 | 12 | 6 |
1969 | You said you wanted the king-sized masks... | 1.2308 | 0.05333 | 104 | 86 | 12 | 6 |
1970 | Circa 1253: Royals Try to Influence Swing Voters | 1.2308 | 0.04970 | 104 | 84 | 16 | 4 |
1971 | So your husband, Jerry Falwell Jr., just likes to stand there and watch? | 1.2308 | 0.05333 | 104 | 86 | 12 | 6 |
1972 | i am constantly in a swing state | 1.2308 | 0.04779 | 104 | 83 | 18 | 3 |
1973 | This is not what I had in mind when I said I’d share the throne with you. | 1.2286 | 0.04738 | 105 | 84 | 18 | 3 |
1974 | It's my royal hangup. | 1.2286 | 0.04928 | 105 | 85 | 16 | 4 |
1975 | Not as regal as my throne but definitely more fun. | 1.2286 | 0.04541 | 105 | 83 | 20 | 2 |
1976 | It's about time we have an axwoman at the door | 1.2277 | 0.05243 | 101 | 83 | 13 | 5 |
1977 | It’s no bed of nails. | 1.2268 | 0.04518 | 97 | 76 | 20 | 1 |
1978 | We're in this together. | 1.2268 | 0.04971 | 97 | 78 | 16 | 3 |
1979 | Tell me again why this beats a bed? | 1.2268 | 0.04750 | 97 | 77 | 18 | 2 |
1980 | I'm glad we gave up the throne. | 1.2268 | 0.05182 | 97 | 79 | 14 | 4 |
1981 | You're sitting on my foot. | 1.2268 | 0.05182 | 97 | 79 | 14 | 4 |
1982 | Well, it is more comfortable. | 1.2268 | 0.04750 | 97 | 77 | 18 | 2 |
1983 | You’re right, I do feel better. | 1.2268 | 0.04971 | 97 | 78 | 16 | 3 |
1984 | Prime day has been good to thou. | 1.2268 | 0.04750 | 97 | 77 | 18 | 2 |
1985 | Okay, the floor is lava. Now what? | 1.2264 | 0.05240 | 106 | 88 | 12 | 6 |
1986 | Teeter-totters are more fun. | 1.2255 | 0.04386 | 102 | 80 | 21 | 1 |
1987 | When I assume the throne, will I get it back? | 1.2255 | 0.05196 | 102 | 84 | 13 | 5 |
1988 | This is definitely not as much fun as an execution. | 1.2255 | 0.04602 | 102 | 81 | 19 | 2 |
1989 | Take it up with that guy at the door | 1.2255 | 0.04808 | 102 | 82 | 17 | 3 |
1990 | You first | 1.2255 | 0.05006 | 102 | 83 | 15 | 4 |
1991 | This canoe simulator is a gift from the Phoenicians | 1.2255 | 0.05006 | 102 | 83 | 15 | 4 |
1992 | I would say this is a net positive. | 1.2255 | 0.04386 | 102 | 80 | 21 | 1 |
1993 | With only two of us we're gonna need a swing vote. | 1.2255 | 0.05006 | 102 | 83 | 15 | 4 |
1994 | We thought you needed to relax; you’ve been executing a lot of people lately. | 1.2255 | 0.04808 | 102 | 82 | 17 | 3 |
1995 | Better than the other way of being hanged. | 1.2255 | 0.04808 | 102 | 82 | 17 | 3 |
1996 | Guard! Summon the Royal Toenail Cutter! | 1.2255 | 0.05006 | 102 | 83 | 15 | 4 |
1997 | The common people call it "hygge" | 1.2255 | 0.04602 | 102 | 81 | 19 | 2 |
1998 | The executioner arrives tomorrow. They told us to use this time to pray for our sins, not to play with our shins! | 1.2255 | 0.05006 | 102 | 83 | 15 | 4 |
1999 | I wasn't resting easy on the throne. | 1.2255 | 0.04386 | 102 | 80 | 21 | 1 |
2000 | Trust me. It doesn’t matter if you can’t swim. | 1.2255 | 0.04808 | 102 | 82 | 17 | 3 |
2001 | Another exciting episode of America’s favorite hit show, Game of Hammocks.. | 1.2255 | 0.04602 | 102 | 81 | 19 | 2 |
2002 | It's your turn to rock the baby. I'll be in our room sleeping. | 1.2255 | 0.05006 | 102 | 83 | 15 | 4 |
2003 | Who should we put on the Supreme Court? | 1.2255 | 0.05196 | 102 | 84 | 13 | 5 |
2004 | Getting out of this thing is going to be a Royal pain in the ass! | 1.2255 | 0.04808 | 102 | 82 | 17 | 3 |
2005 | We need a new royal marriage therapist. | 1.2255 | 0.04808 | 102 | 82 | 17 | 3 |
2006 | All you said was to get rid of the bean bag chairs. | 1.2255 | 0.04602 | 102 | 81 | 19 | 2 |
2007 | All that crusading really did a number on my lower back, so I figured this would help stretch it out. | 1.2255 | 0.04808 | 102 | 82 | 17 | 3 |
2008 | We should have started Casual Fridays 300 years ago. | 1.2255 | 0.05196 | 102 | 84 | 13 | 5 |
2009 | I blame myself for giving you the Sharper Image catalog. | 1.2255 | 0.05196 | 102 | 84 | 13 | 5 |
2010 | Remind me - what was so bad about our four-poster ? | 1.2255 | 0.04808 | 102 | 82 | 17 | 3 |
2011 | So then I said,"Who wants to sit on a throne for hours? That's just so impractical." | 1.2255 | 0.04386 | 102 | 80 | 21 | 1 |
2012 | I will not leave; your victory is fake news. | 1.2255 | 0.05006 | 102 | 83 | 15 | 4 |
2013 | Being dethroned is not as bad as I thought. | 1.2255 | 0.04808 | 102 | 82 | 17 | 3 |
2014 | For sure the tabloids will call us swingers | 1.2255 | 0.05380 | 102 | 85 | 11 | 6 |
2015 | The peasants are going to love this “progressive monarchy” idea. | 1.2255 | 0.04808 | 102 | 82 | 17 | 3 |
2016 | I thought you booked us the royal suite! | 1.2255 | 0.04808 | 102 | 82 | 17 | 3 |
2017 | Can you believe what Ada wore to her son's Barmitzvah? | 1.2255 | 0.04602 | 102 | 81 | 19 | 2 |
2018 | TGIF | 1.2255 | 0.05006 | 102 | 83 | 15 | 4 |
2019 | When am I going to be old enough for a king size bed | 1.2255 | 0.05006 | 102 | 83 | 15 | 4 |
2020 | Vaccine is on the way! Next year we’ll be in St. Lucia! | 1.2255 | 0.04808 | 102 | 82 | 17 | 3 |
2021 | I feel like the peasants don't take us seriously anymore. | 1.2255 | 0.04386 | 102 | 80 | 21 | 1 |
2022 | The Royal Family’s decision to adopt a “Casual Friday” routine proved to be controversial “ | 1.2255 | 0.05006 | 102 | 83 | 15 | 4 |
2023 | We're promising the peasants a banana split republic! | 1.2255 | 0.05006 | 102 | 83 | 15 | 4 |
2024 | I can’t believe you gave up the throne because of a couple of potty jokes! | 1.2255 | 0.04808 | 102 | 82 | 17 | 3 |
2025 | Alright, well this entertained me for about half a day of COVID lockdown. | 1.2255 | 0.04386 | 102 | 80 | 21 | 1 |
2026 | I just think "hammock room" lacks gravitas. | 1.2255 | 0.05380 | 102 | 85 | 11 | 6 |
2027 | Those swing voters made this a mockery of a debate! | 1.2255 | 0.04808 | 102 | 82 | 17 | 3 |
2028 | Since when did we become a swing principality? | 1.2255 | 0.04808 | 102 | 82 | 17 | 3 |
2029 | I hope that the drawing and quartering are as pleasant as this. | 1.2255 | 0.05006 | 102 | 83 | 15 | 4 |
2030 | ‘Now that you mention it, Gilligan, it IS odd that we had space on the S.S.Minnow for Absolute Monarchy but not some basic navigation equipment.’ | 1.2255 | 0.04386 | 102 | 80 | 21 | 1 |
2031 | Royal order? Poppycock. You get out and push me this time. | 1.2255 | 0.04602 | 102 | 81 | 19 | 2 |
2032 | Have you thought about grad school? | 1.2255 | 0.04602 | 102 | 81 | 19 | 2 |
2033 | This is way more comfortable than that throne made of swords. | 1.2255 | 0.04808 | 102 | 82 | 17 | 3 |
2034 | If you think this is great, wait until you try the throne. | 1.2255 | 0.04602 | 102 | 81 | 19 | 2 |
2035 | I told you, it's not safe to fly right now. You'll just have to imagine that we're on a tropical island | 1.2255 | 0.05006 | 102 | 83 | 15 | 4 |
2036 | If I can smell it, she can too. | 1.2222 | 0.05286 | 99 | 82 | 12 | 5 |
2037 | Do you ever get the feeling the cartoonist has trouble drawing eyes? | 1.2222 | 0.05087 | 99 | 81 | 14 | 4 |
2038 | I see why the peasants call you Phillip the Relaxed. | 1.2222 | 0.04665 | 99 | 79 | 18 | 2 |
2039 | Dethronizing is easy...try to DE-HAMMOCKINIZING... | 1.2222 | 0.05087 | 99 | 81 | 14 | 4 |
2040 | October. It’s time to switch to the Winter throne now. | 1.2222 | 0.05087 | 99 | 81 | 14 | 4 |
2041 | But the catalog said it was "Fit for a King!" | 1.2222 | 0.04881 | 99 | 80 | 16 | 3 |
2042 | Camping is everything you said it would be, Cousin! | 1.2222 | 0.05087 | 99 | 81 | 14 | 4 |
2043 | 'This is temporary. I'm having our thrones re-upholstered." | 1.2222 | 0.05087 | 99 | 81 | 14 | 4 |
2044 | When you said you were a swinger this is not what I had in mind. | 1.2222 | 0.05087 | 99 | 81 | 14 | 4 |
2045 | Like it? The nice people from the giant horse left it outside, next to the volleyball court. | 1.2222 | 0.04881 | 99 | 80 | 16 | 3 |
2046 | I’ve always had a soft spot for banana republics. | 1.2222 | 0.05286 | 99 | 82 | 12 | 5 |
2047 | When Wayfair said it's fit for a king it was just newfangled marketing. | 1.2222 | 0.04881 | 99 | 80 | 16 | 3 |
2048 | Since lockdown, they're telling us to staycation at home. | 1.2222 | 0.05286 | 99 | 82 | 12 | 5 |
2049 | I don’t think this quarantine vacation thing is really working out. | 1.2222 | 0.04438 | 99 | 78 | 20 | 1 |
2050 | I like the old one, made of the fused skulls of those who fell by my blade, but I like earth tone fabric. | 1.2222 | 0.05478 | 99 | 83 | 10 | 6 |
2051 | I feel like a commoner already! | 1.2222 | 0.04438 | 99 | 78 | 20 | 1 |
2052 | Did you say that our decorator was from REI ? | 1.2222 | 0.05286 | 99 | 82 | 12 | 5 |
2053 | And here I thought Hammacher-Schlemmer had folded! | 1.2222 | 0.05286 | 99 | 82 | 12 | 5 |
2054 | See, I told you laissez-faire was the way to go | 1.2222 | 0.05087 | 99 | 81 | 14 | 4 |
2055 | I suggested we share a ham hock. | 1.2222 | 0.05087 | 99 | 81 | 14 | 4 |
2056 | Whoever said: “with great power comes great resonsibility” definitely didn’t have a hammock. | 1.2222 | 0.05087 | 99 | 81 | 14 | 4 |
2057 | Rock-a-bye baby just doesn’t seem appropriate. | 1.2222 | 0.04665 | 99 | 79 | 18 | 2 |
2058 | Frankly dear I prefer our separate thrones. | 1.2222 | 0.04665 | 99 | 79 | 18 | 2 |
2059 | No, you step down first. | 1.2222 | 0.04665 | 99 | 79 | 18 | 2 |
2060 | These conferences get more medieval every year. | 1.2222 | 0.04665 | 99 | 79 | 18 | 2 |
2061 | I told you we should have gone to Mattress King. | 1.2222 | 0.05087 | 99 | 81 | 14 | 4 |
2062 | You should have seen the other options. | 1.2222 | 0.05087 | 99 | 81 | 14 | 4 |
2063 | Part of the spoils after conquering Barbuda! | 1.2222 | 0.04881 | 99 | 80 | 16 | 3 |
2064 | Oh George, thrones are so 12th century... | 1.2222 | 0.05087 | 99 | 81 | 14 | 4 |
2065 | Hey, these public hangings aren't that bad! | 1.2222 | 0.04881 | 99 | 80 | 16 | 3 |
2066 | This is not what I pictured when you said you were a swinger, that you'd rock my world. | 1.2222 | 0.05286 | 99 | 82 | 12 | 5 |
2067 | We spent the entire budget on these crowns... but the hammock is comfortable, no? | 1.2222 | 0.04881 | 99 | 80 | 16 | 3 |
2068 | God this fucking blows | 1.2222 | 0.05478 | 99 | 83 | 10 | 6 |
2069 | A Royal Social Distancing | 1.2222 | 0.05478 | 99 | 83 | 10 | 6 |
2070 | Our other throne is being reupholstered. | 1.2222 | 0.05286 | 99 | 82 | 12 | 5 |
2071 | Let’s see if you can do around the world. | 1.2222 | 0.05286 | 99 | 82 | 12 | 5 |
2072 | Thrones are so last century! | 1.2222 | 0.05087 | 99 | 81 | 14 | 4 |
2073 | Time seemed to freeze in place, as King Cromington and Queen Gladys simultaneously realized that the RIGHT half of the carpet extended to the third step...but the LEFT...did not. | 1.2222 | 0.05663 | 99 | 84 | 8 | 7 |
2074 | Relax. He’s turning the Round Table into a hot tub. | 1.2222 | 0.05087 | 99 | 81 | 14 | 4 |
2075 | I told you camping was not for royalty | 1.2222 | 0.04881 | 99 | 80 | 16 | 3 |
2076 | Who gives a fuck about Christmas decorations? | 1.2222 | 0.05286 | 99 | 82 | 12 | 5 |
2077 | I'm disrupting thrones. | 1.2222 | 0.05286 | 99 | 82 | 12 | 5 |
2078 | Getting a little tired of those misleading online ads? | 1.2222 | 0.04665 | 99 | 79 | 18 | 2 |
2079 | Whatever made thee think 'I want thee in the worst way' has aught to do with standing up in a hammock, Henry?! | 1.2222 | 0.05087 | 99 | 81 | 14 | 4 |
2080 | I must say this is a delightful change from the iron throne. | 1.2222 | 0.04881 | 99 | 80 | 16 | 3 |
2081 | Let's just bask in our latest crowning achievements. | 1.2222 | 0.04881 | 99 | 80 | 16 | 3 |
2082 | Last time I buy a throne from Restoration Hardware | 1.2222 | 0.04881 | 99 | 80 | 16 | 3 |
2083 | Darling, what a marvelous way to use a catapult! | 1.2222 | 0.04881 | 99 | 80 | 16 | 3 |
2084 | We gotta hang more often | 1.2222 | 0.04881 | 99 | 80 | 16 | 3 |
2085 | Deforestation really took a toll on the throne-making industry | 1.2222 | 0.05087 | 99 | 81 | 14 | 4 |
2086 | Tomorrow let’s try it outside. | 1.2222 | 0.04665 | 99 | 79 | 18 | 2 |
2087 | I'm glad we can see eye to eye on this. | 1.2222 | 0.04665 | 99 | 79 | 18 | 2 |
2088 | Well the Vikings told me these are great for post battle stress | 1.2222 | 0.05087 | 99 | 81 | 14 | 4 |
2089 | The environmentalists in my kingdom became part of the problem right after they started to complain about head disposal. | 1.2222 | 0.05087 | 99 | 81 | 14 | 4 |
2090 | Im just saying, I think it was a bad trade. | 1.2222 | 0.04665 | 99 | 79 | 18 | 2 |
2091 | Pained is the back that swings in the hammock | 1.2222 | 0.04665 | 99 | 79 | 18 | 2 |
2092 | Are you sure this interior designer is the right fit? | 1.2222 | 0.05286 | 99 | 82 | 12 | 5 |
2093 | You should have seen the giant I took it off Honeybun. | 1.2222 | 0.05478 | 99 | 83 | 10 | 6 |
2094 | It's going to get ugly if you keep rocking when I am trying to knight them! | 1.2222 | 0.04881 | 99 | 80 | 16 | 3 |
2095 | This is a king size | 1.2222 | 0.04881 | 99 | 80 | 16 | 3 |
2096 | I don't think this two king hammock is working. Plus it's killing my back. | 1.2222 | 0.04881 | 99 | 80 | 16 | 3 |
2097 | Not quite what I had in mind when father said we’d be sharing the throne | 1.2222 | 0.04665 | 99 | 79 | 18 | 2 |
2098 | Let’s take this down to the moat and see if it really is a canoe. | 1.2222 | 0.05087 | 99 | 81 | 14 | 4 |
2099 | let's stand up, see what happens | 1.2222 | 0.05087 | 99 | 81 | 14 | 4 |
2100 | Recycled trebuchet, is it? | 1.2222 | 0.04665 | 99 | 79 | 18 | 2 |
2101 | The salesman told me, no one uses thrones anymore. | 1.2222 | 0.04665 | 99 | 79 | 18 | 2 |
2102 | Hamlet said we would like this better than our bed. | 1.2222 | 0.05087 | 99 | 81 | 14 | 4 |
2103 | This staycation is not all I thought it would be. | 1.2222 | 0.05087 | 99 | 81 | 14 | 4 |
2104 | During the pandemic we have to pretend this is our armada. | 1.2222 | 0.04881 | 99 | 80 | 16 | 3 |
2105 | If it's on sale, it's on sale. | 1.2222 | 0.04881 | 99 | 80 | 16 | 3 |
2106 | It's the latest in understated Royal decor. | 1.2222 | 0.04438 | 99 | 78 | 20 | 1 |
2107 | And this shows our support for absolving income inequality. | 1.2222 | 0.05286 | 99 | 82 | 12 | 5 |
2108 | I've never let grandiosity sway me. | 1.2222 | 0.04665 | 99 | 79 | 18 | 2 |
2109 | Is this all there is? We conquered the world to eat potatoes and sit in hammocks. Maybe I should have been a shoemaker. | 1.2222 | 0.05286 | 99 | 82 | 12 | 5 |
2110 | I said, "My kingdom for a hammock!"...and he took me up on it... | 1.2222 | 0.04881 | 99 | 82 | 13 | 4 |
2111 | Sadly, the warranty states it's heir proof. | 1.2222 | 0.05087 | 99 | 81 | 14 | 4 |
2112 | So this is the tropical honeymoon you promised me? | 1.2222 | 0.05286 | 99 | 82 | 12 | 5 |
2113 | This is swinging? | 1.2222 | 0.05087 | 99 | 81 | 14 | 4 |
2114 | They didn't have any King Size mattresses. | 1.2222 | 0.05087 | 99 | 81 | 14 | 4 |
2115 | Truce? | 1.2222 | 0.04881 | 99 | 80 | 16 | 3 |
2116 | Now, YOU push. | 1.2222 | 0.04665 | 99 | 79 | 18 | 2 |
2117 | When you said hammock, I thought we were having dinner | 1.2222 | 0.04881 | 99 | 80 | 16 | 3 |
2118 | I used to have a French bed of justice, but it just hurt my lower back too much. | 1.2222 | 0.04881 | 99 | 80 | 16 | 3 |
2119 | Trust me, 'regal' is just a social construction. It can be whatever we want it to be | 1.2222 | 0.04665 | 99 | 79 | 18 | 2 |
2120 | Covid canoeing is crap. | 1.2222 | 0.04881 | 99 | 80 | 16 | 3 |
2121 | The new interior designer said we need to relax more, less stress. . .fire him | 1.2222 | 0.05478 | 99 | 83 | 10 | 6 |
2122 | I don’t think this is what they meant by “we’re all in this together.” | 1.2222 | 0.05087 | 99 | 81 | 14 | 4 |
2123 | You registered to vote yet? | 1.2222 | 0.05087 | 99 | 81 | 14 | 4 |
2124 | In practice the arc of history bends towards just us. | 1.2222 | 0.04881 | 99 | 80 | 16 | 3 |
2125 | That’s right. We’re putting the game back in game of thrones. | 1.2222 | 0.05087 | 99 | 81 | 14 | 4 |
2126 | No, you abdicate first! | 1.2222 | 0.04665 | 99 | 79 | 18 | 2 |
2127 | I said I was a singer, s-i-n-g-e-r. | 1.2222 | 0.04881 | 99 | 80 | 16 | 3 |
2128 | Honey, I have a feeling I won’t be able to get out of this thing. | 1.2212 | 0.05105 | 104 | 86 | 13 | 5 |
2129 | Oh please! Millennials are not 'killing' the throne industry | 1.2209 | 0.05335 | 86 | 70 | 13 | 3 |
2130 | Oh dear, it's like landscape without life. | 1.2206 | 0.05869 | 68 | 55 | 11 | 2 |
2131 | This is what happens when you lose The Game of Thrones. | 1.2200 | 0.04623 | 100 | 80 | 18 | 2 |
2132 | Maybe we should take it back outside. | 1.2200 | 0.05238 | 100 | 83 | 12 | 5 |
2133 | ,”it’s only awkward if you make it so.” | 1.2200 | 0.04837 | 100 | 81 | 16 | 3 |
2134 | If I 'm not remembered as Greg I 'The Hammock King", then history might judge me on my record | 1.2178 | 0.05190 | 101 | 84 | 12 | 5 |
2135 | You can fit ten cannonballs in this. | 1.2165 | 0.04910 | 97 | 79 | 15 | 3 |
2136 | Covid cosy | 1.2165 | 0.05124 | 97 | 80 | 13 | 4 |
2137 | I hocked the throne so can invest in tulips. Its all going to work out magnificently. | 1.2165 | 0.05124 | 97 | 80 | 13 | 4 |
2138 | Our summer castle begs for this sort of ambience. | 1.2165 | 0.04452 | 97 | 77 | 19 | 1 |
2139 | When was the last time you had this much fun? | 1.2165 | 0.05124 | 97 | 80 | 13 | 4 |
2140 | Irv, I don't know how you did it, but getting Gulliver to give us one of his old corona masks was a great idea, no wonder you're the king of Lilliput | 1.2165 | 0.05330 | 97 | 81 | 11 | 5 |
2141 | It's my favorite place to hang out! | 1.2165 | 0.05330 | 97 | 81 | 11 | 5 |
2142 | Do you think our bath will be ready soon? | 1.2165 | 0.04687 | 97 | 78 | 17 | 2 |
2143 | If I say left and you say right, we go nowhere. | 1.2165 | 0.05330 | 97 | 81 | 11 | 5 |
2144 | The Giant dropped this? Do you think it's safe for us to be hanging out in it??!! | 1.2165 | 0.04452 | 97 | 77 | 19 | 1 |
2145 | Cultural appropriation is what I do best. | 1.2165 | 0.04910 | 97 | 79 | 15 | 3 |
2146 | It's called a ' throne' because we keep getting 'thrown' off of it !" | 1.2165 | 0.04910 | 97 | 79 | 15 | 3 |
2147 | I figured that some gentle relaxation would make us more effective tyrants. | 1.2165 | 0.05330 | 97 | 81 | 11 | 5 |
2148 | Okay, the first one to fall asleep loses his crown...then his head. | 1.2165 | 0.04910 | 97 | 79 | 15 | 3 |
2149 | Relaxed is the new regal. | 1.2165 | 0.05330 | 97 | 81 | 11 | 5 |
2150 | So you traded your Kingdom for this? | 1.2165 | 0.04910 | 97 | 79 | 15 | 3 |
2151 | Perhaps we should try a recliner? | 1.2165 | 0.04910 | 97 | 79 | 15 | 3 |
2152 | No, you get out and push first | 1.2165 | 0.05330 | 97 | 81 | 11 | 5 |
2153 | Tomorrow, I will abdicate the hammock. | 1.2165 | 0.05124 | 97 | 80 | 13 | 4 |
2154 | Well, you always said you’d like to be put on canvas. | 1.2165 | 0.04687 | 97 | 78 | 17 | 2 |
2155 | I feel more relatable already. | 1.2165 | 0.04910 | 97 | 79 | 15 | 3 |
2156 | Well, good talkin' to ya but time's up. I've got a beheading at 4. | 1.2165 | 0.05124 | 97 | 80 | 13 | 4 |
2157 | Off with the furniture-makers head! | 1.2165 | 0.05330 | 97 | 81 | 11 | 5 |
2158 | '... and then I was shooting animals in the forest for half an hour to see if my eyesight was working, that's why some knights are missing.' | 1.2165 | 0.04910 | 97 | 79 | 15 | 3 |
2159 | Agreed, 'Heir to the Hammock' is groovier. | 1.2165 | 0.04910 | 97 | 79 | 15 | 3 |
2160 | Oh that puddle? It’s piss! | 1.2165 | 0.05330 | 97 | 81 | 11 | 5 |
2161 | It's the latest in throne technology. | 1.2165 | 0.05124 | 97 | 80 | 13 | 4 |
2162 | Honestly, it's not what I expected when you said, "the Queen and I swing." | 1.2165 | 0.04687 | 97 | 78 | 17 | 2 |
2163 | I think I prefer torturing and pillaging. | 1.2165 | 0.04687 | 97 | 78 | 17 | 2 |
2164 | I am so glad you talked me into relinquishing our thrones. | 1.2165 | 0.05124 | 97 | 80 | 13 | 4 |
2165 | The head that wears the crown is nowhere near as heavy thanks to the royal hammock. | 1.2165 | 0.05124 | 97 | 80 | 13 | 4 |
2166 | It is not the style. I'm just saying it is not feng-shui. | 1.2165 | 0.04910 | 97 | 79 | 15 | 3 |
2167 | We might as well have some fun before that guy with the axe wakes up. | 1.2165 | 0.04910 | 97 | 79 | 15 | 3 |
2168 | I am 85% sure that this isn’t the king sized mattress I ordered | 1.2165 | 0.05124 | 97 | 80 | 13 | 4 |
2169 | I’m the rightful heir, you said. I’ll BURN this throne before I share it, you said! | 1.2165 | 0.04910 | 97 | 79 | 15 | 3 |
2170 | We aren't just a pod, we royal peas in a pod. | 1.2165 | 0.04910 | 97 | 79 | 15 | 3 |
2171 | Let make a Crown Prince! | 1.2165 | 0.05330 | 97 | 81 | 11 | 5 |
2172 | I figured those thrones made us look a bit out of touch with the plebeians. | 1.2165 | 0.04687 | 97 | 78 | 17 | 2 |
2173 | Ever tried sex in a hammock? | 1.2165 | 0.04687 | 97 | 78 | 17 | 2 |
2174 | The best is when we let our toes intertwine. | 1.2165 | 0.04910 | 97 | 79 | 15 | 3 |
2175 | Sure it's more comfortable than a throne but where's the cachet? | 1.2165 | 0.04452 | 97 | 77 | 19 | 1 |
2176 | So, don't you think is way more comfy than those hard Thrones? | 1.2165 | 0.05124 | 97 | 80 | 13 | 4 |
2177 | You're right. Getting into this thing is a form of torture. | 1.2165 | 0.04910 | 97 | 79 | 15 | 3 |
2178 | Netflix and chill in the time of Covid-19 | 1.2165 | 0.04687 | 97 | 78 | 17 | 2 |
2179 | Once your mind is set there is no swaying you. | 1.2165 | 0.04687 | 97 | 78 | 17 | 2 |
2180 | Stay home order aside, could we at least put it by a window? | 1.2165 | 0.04910 | 97 | 79 | 15 | 3 |
2181 | Such a better use of the dragon's mask indeed. | 1.2165 | 0.04910 | 97 | 79 | 15 | 3 |
2182 | We'd better check if this is okay with the condo association. | 1.2165 | 0.04687 | 97 | 78 | 17 | 2 |
2183 | So would you like to swing on a star...carry moonbeams home in a jar ? | 1.2165 | 0.04452 | 97 | 77 | 19 | 1 |
2184 | I preferred the Cialis shoot in the hot tub. | 1.2165 | 0.04687 | 97 | 78 | 17 | 2 |
2185 | Enough with the royal decrees, let’s play footsies. | 1.2165 | 0.04687 | 97 | 78 | 17 | 2 |
2186 | I don’t know about you, but as soon as I got in this thing, I just don’t have the energy for starting this month’s war with France. | 1.2165 | 0.04687 | 97 | 78 | 17 | 2 |
2187 | I like to just chill. | 1.2165 | 0.04910 | 97 | 79 | 15 | 3 |
2188 | It’s not that I can’t get out to tour the Kingdom….it’s that I can’t get out. | 1.2165 | 0.05330 | 97 | 81 | 11 | 5 |
2189 | Guard, fetch us more S'mores. | 1.2165 | 0.05124 | 97 | 80 | 13 | 4 |
2190 | Marie, if you rock one more time I'll send you to the Bastille | 1.2165 | 0.04910 | 97 | 79 | 15 | 3 |
2191 | The chef asked how to flavor the soup. I said,"we like the ham hock" and here we are. | 1.2165 | 0.04452 | 97 | 77 | 19 | 1 |
2192 | This isn't how I expected my life would be in my 30s either. | 1.2165 | 0.04687 | 97 | 78 | 17 | 2 |
2193 | Just be careful you don't expose yourself to the commoners when you get out. | 1.2165 | 0.04910 | 97 | 79 | 15 | 3 |
2194 | I really preferred not having to look at you all the time. - Robert J. Khoury, Chicago, IL | 1.2165 | 0.04687 | 97 | 78 | 17 | 2 |
2195 | I mean “Game of Hammocks” sounds so much less intense! | 1.2165 | 0.05124 | 97 | 80 | 13 | 4 |
2196 | That plague had some silver linings. I’ve made this hammothrone during the quarantine. | 1.2165 | 0.04910 | 97 | 79 | 15 | 3 |
2197 | Finally- the balance of power! | 1.2165 | 0.04687 | 97 | 78 | 17 | 2 |
2198 | 'Throne for Two?' Bring me the heads of both Hamacher AND Schlemmer! | 1.2165 | 0.05528 | 97 | 82 | 9 | 6 |
2199 | This is not what Games of Thrones means... | 1.2165 | 0.05330 | 97 | 81 | 11 | 5 |
2200 | I hope you don't mind the security guard, he just likes to watch | 1.2165 | 0.04910 | 97 | 79 | 15 | 3 |
2201 | The ants won't reach us here, my Lord. | 1.2165 | 0.04910 | 97 | 79 | 15 | 3 |
2202 | We like to observe Casual Fridays. | 1.2165 | 0.04687 | 97 | 78 | 17 | 2 |
2203 | To be honest, things were better with the Iron Throne | 1.2165 | 0.04452 | 97 | 77 | 19 | 1 |
2204 | Dethroning someone is usually not this comfy | 1.2165 | 0.04910 | 97 | 79 | 15 | 3 |
2205 | This is way better than the usual hanging we usually order | 1.2165 | 0.05124 | 97 | 80 | 13 | 4 |
2206 | Not what I expected when you asked if I wanted to go hammocking | 1.2165 | 0.04687 | 97 | 78 | 17 | 2 |
2207 | If we are to show the modern side of The Crown I think I would prefer a sectional instead. | 1.2143 | 0.04412 | 98 | 78 | 19 | 1 |
2208 | Are you feeling the mushrooms yet? I don’t know, are.. Ohhhhhh there it is. | 1.2143 | 0.05101 | 84 | 68 | 14 | 2 |
2209 | If she wasn't carrying a broad-axe, I would remind her that I requested a ham hock | 1.2143 | 0.04412 | 98 | 78 | 19 | 1 |
2210 | It appeared somewhat more august online. | 1.2143 | 0.05077 | 98 | 81 | 13 | 4 |
2211 | I’m on the pill. Is the rest of this necessary? | 1.2135 | 0.05171 | 89 | 73 | 13 | 3 |
2212 | I think the thrones were kinder to our backs. | 1.2128 | 0.04987 | 94 | 77 | 14 | 3 |
2213 | We've lost the Game of Thrones, so I've entered the Game of Hammocks. | 1.2128 | 0.04987 | 94 | 77 | 14 | 3 |
2214 | Do you think you might be taking this "Queen of Leisure" thing a bit too far? | 1.2128 | 0.04752 | 94 | 76 | 16 | 2 |
2215 | An uncomfortable diarchy. | 1.2128 | 0.04987 | 94 | 77 | 14 | 3 |
2216 | Not tonight .I've got a hammock . | 1.2128 | 0.05212 | 94 | 78 | 12 | 4 |
2217 | Good posture is overrated, if you ask me. No offense. | 1.2128 | 0.05212 | 94 | 78 | 12 | 4 |
2218 | The guy that stole the throne --what was his name again -- Tump? Hump? Rump? I forget! | 1.2128 | 0.04987 | 94 | 77 | 14 | 3 |
2219 | Got a good deal on this Air B n B | 1.2128 | 0.04244 | 94 | 74 | 20 | 0 |
2220 | How else would one ascend a throne? | 1.2128 | 0.05212 | 94 | 78 | 12 | 4 |
2221 | I really don't see how a self-portrait would make this more fun | 1.2128 | 0.04987 | 94 | 77 | 14 | 3 |
2222 | I'm not sure this new casual throne is intimidating enough. | 1.2128 | 0.05833 | 94 | 81 | 6 | 7 |
2223 | I'm guessing we now have a pair of very ornate lawn chairs. | 1.2128 | 0.04987 | 94 | 77 | 14 | 3 |
2224 | We can throw out the Preparation H | 1.2128 | 0.05427 | 94 | 79 | 10 | 5 |
2225 | Being dethroned won't stop us! | 1.2128 | 0.04752 | 94 | 76 | 16 | 2 |
2226 | I'm so glad we got over the 'Your castle or mine?' thing. | 1.2128 | 0.04505 | 94 | 75 | 18 | 1 |
2227 | That's why it's called the Hammock Room. | 1.2128 | 0.05212 | 94 | 78 | 12 | 4 |
2228 | Can we get the thrones back? I'm getting seasick. | 1.2128 | 0.04752 | 94 | 76 | 16 | 2 |
2229 | I told you I'd give you the most comfortable seat in the castle. | 1.2128 | 0.04752 | 94 | 76 | 16 | 2 |
2230 | It might capsize, yes, but then we’ll know for sure if they do respect us. | 1.2128 | 0.05212 | 94 | 78 | 12 | 4 |
2231 | We got it for nothing. All we had to say is the company is under Royal Patronage | 1.2128 | 0.05212 | 94 | 78 | 12 | 4 |
2232 | It may seem rather American and frivolous, but you must admit 'first in line to the hammock' does sound like a lot of fun! | 1.2128 | 0.04752 | 94 | 76 | 16 | 2 |
2233 | We hang together because we can't hang separately. | 1.2128 | 0.05212 | 94 | 78 | 12 | 4 |
2234 | I had the jester beheaded, but he'd already sold the throne. | 1.2128 | 0.04752 | 94 | 76 | 16 | 2 |
2235 | I ordered it from Amazon your Highness.... | 1.2128 | 0.04505 | 94 | 75 | 18 | 1 |
2236 | Well Dad said the next time he caught us sneaking out after curfew, he'd have our asses in a sling. | 1.2128 | 0.04752 | 94 | 76 | 16 | 2 |
2237 | I want my throne back. | 1.2128 | 0.04752 | 94 | 76 | 16 | 2 |
2238 | This is the last time I let you order from the SkyMall. | 1.2128 | 0.05427 | 94 | 79 | 10 | 5 |
2239 | I actually said, “I’d rather like haddock for dinner”. | 1.2128 | 0.04505 | 94 | 75 | 18 | 1 |
2240 | This will not seem kinky in 800 years and we will be famous! | 1.2128 | 0.04987 | 94 | 77 | 14 | 3 |
2241 | That is the last time I order a throne from L.L. Bean. | 1.2128 | 0.04752 | 94 | 76 | 16 | 2 |
2242 | We really should reek hammock on everyone... | 1.2128 | 0.04505 | 94 | 75 | 18 | 1 |
2243 | Of course I like the hammock... I just think renaming the country to ‘The Swingdom’ is a little too far. | 1.2128 | 0.05212 | 94 | 78 | 12 | 4 |
2244 | Do I know you? | 1.2128 | 0.04987 | 94 | 77 | 14 | 3 |
2245 | Perhaps trickle-down economics is too taxing on rhe kingdom. | 1.2128 | 0.04752 | 94 | 76 | 16 | 2 |
2246 | This Throne looked different online | 1.2128 | 0.04505 | 94 | 75 | 18 | 1 |
2247 | Wait, how do we get out again? | 1.2128 | 0.05212 | 94 | 78 | 12 | 4 |
2248 | Perks of living in a swing-state | 1.2128 | 0.04987 | 94 | 77 | 14 | 3 |
2249 | I'm calling it, the ice caps are going to melt and this is practice for a canoe | 1.2128 | 0.04987 | 94 | 77 | 14 | 3 |
2250 | It's a gift from the King of Transylvania. What could go wrong? | 1.2065 | 0.05017 | 92 | 76 | 13 | 3 |
2251 | On the next Royal Podcast...Merlin states the middle ages won't be nearly as bad as 2020 a.d. | 1.2065 | 0.05017 | 92 | 76 | 13 | 3 |
2252 | I know it sounds like a cliché, but .. I never thought it would end this way.. | 1.2065 | 0.04516 | 92 | 74 | 17 | 1 |
2253 | Thanks to the swing states, I'm now King | 1.2065 | 0.04773 | 92 | 75 | 15 | 2 |
2254 | I miss thrones. | 1.2045 | 0.05152 | 88 | 73 | 12 | 3 |
2255 | Chop, chop! We haven't all day. | 1.2043 | 0.04727 | 93 | 76 | 15 | 2 |
2256 | Better still, how about a royal Jacuzzi ? | 1.2043 | 0.05418 | 93 | 79 | 9 | 5 |
2257 | ‘They people say we’re like two peas in a pod.” | 1.2043 | 0.04473 | 93 | 75 | 17 | 1 |
2258 | With the pandemic, just pretend this is Tahiti. | 1.2043 | 0.05198 | 93 | 78 | 11 | 4 |
2259 | It also comes in King size. | 1.2043 | 0.05198 | 93 | 78 | 11 | 4 |
2260 | Who says you need elections to be a swing state? | 1.2043 | 0.05418 | 93 | 79 | 9 | 5 |
2261 | Apart from the round table, Arthurs 'revolutionary' seating arrangements were not a hit | 1.2043 | 0.05198 | 93 | 78 | 11 | 4 |
2262 | I’m not ready to abdicate. Proud boys, stand back and stand by. | 1.2043 | 0.05198 | 93 | 78 | 11 | 4 |
2263 | I'm tired of playing tootsie. | 1.2043 | 0.04727 | 93 | 76 | 15 | 2 |
2264 | “It reflects not well on the royal wee.” | 1.2043 | 0.04968 | 93 | 77 | 13 | 3 |
2265 | Shall we call it the ship of state? | 1.2043 | 0.04968 | 93 | 77 | 13 | 3 |
2266 | This is not what I meant by becoming a swinging couple. | 1.2043 | 0.04727 | 93 | 76 | 15 | 2 |
2267 | I swear I didn't order hammock on rye. | 1.2043 | 0.04968 | 93 | 77 | 13 | 3 |
2268 | I liked the king-sized bed more than this one". | 1.2043 | 0.04968 | 93 | 77 | 13 | 3 |
2269 | HONESTLY, I SAID TO DOUBLE THE HAMHOCK ORDER, NOT ORDER A DOUBLE HAMMOCK! | 1.2043 | 0.05418 | 93 | 79 | 9 | 5 |
2270 | When you said you wanted to be swingers, I had something else in mind. | 1.2043 | 0.05198 | 93 | 78 | 11 | 4 |
2271 | I thought that you said do I like ham hocks. | 1.2043 | 0.05198 | 93 | 78 | 11 | 4 |
2272 | This was the upgrade option! | 1.2043 | 0.04968 | 93 | 77 | 13 | 3 |
2273 | This Black Death thing is really starting to affect our bottom line. | 1.2043 | 0.04473 | 93 | 75 | 17 | 1 |
2274 | thrones suck, actually | 1.2043 | 0.04727 | 93 | 76 | 15 | 2 |
2275 | We can’t be the only swingers in the kingdom, George. | 1.2043 | 0.04727 | 93 | 76 | 15 | 2 |
2276 | You ever think we're getting too comfortable up here? | 1.2043 | 0.05198 | 93 | 78 | 11 | 4 |
2277 | I sent Sir Gwain to find the Sword of Destiny, but all he could find, he said, was the Hammock of Uncertainty. | 1.2043 | 0.04473 | 93 | 75 | 17 | 1 |
2278 | Since when has the revolving door become a slingshot? | 1.2043 | 0.05198 | 93 | 78 | 11 | 4 |
2279 | Honey, try not to swing so much during the night. | 1.2043 | 0.05198 | 93 | 78 | 11 | 4 |
2280 | Our thrones will soon return from the Royal Refinisher, dear, just hang in there a little longer. | 1.2043 | 0.04968 | 93 | 77 | 13 | 3 |
2281 | Guard! Snag us a couple of cold ones, without haste. | 1.2043 | 0.04473 | 93 | 75 | 17 | 1 |
2282 | “You said a new bed would bring us closer.” | 1.2043 | 0.04727 | 93 | 76 | 15 | 2 |
2283 | Please don’t look at me that way , can’t we just hang here until after the election pretty please | 1.2043 | 0.05198 | 93 | 78 | 11 | 4 |
2284 | We need to find a new throne dealer. Their loaners are THE WORST! | 1.2043 | 0.04473 | 93 | 75 | 17 | 1 |
2285 | Hopefully he'll realize we can't get out. | 1.2043 | 0.05198 | 93 | 78 | 11 | 4 |
2286 | Tell me again why you cut down all those trees. | 1.2043 | 0.05198 | 93 | 78 | 11 | 4 |
2287 | Not exactly what I had in mind when you asked if I'd be interested in a swinging lifestyle. | 1.2043 | 0.04473 | 93 | 75 | 17 | 1 |
2288 | it's OK as long as we're 6 feet apart. | 1.2043 | 0.04968 | 93 | 77 | 13 | 3 |
2289 | Are you sure Thor said we could borrow his mask? | 1.2043 | 0.04968 | 93 | 77 | 13 | 3 |
2290 | When will the thrones be back from the cleaners? | 1.2043 | 0.05198 | 93 | 78 | 11 | 4 |
2291 | Yeah, it's neat, but, like, I wanted it to be on an island. | 1.2043 | 0.04968 | 93 | 77 | 13 | 3 |
2292 | I'm sorry I don't swing that way. | 1.2043 | 0.04727 | 93 | 76 | 15 | 2 |
2293 | Nice of the giant to leave his mask for us to use as a castle-warming gift before the mattress is delivered. | 1.2043 | 0.05198 | 93 | 78 | 11 | 4 |
2294 | She's thinking , "I can't bare that I gave this up for a knight on the town!" | 1.2043 | 0.04727 | 93 | 76 | 15 | 2 |
2295 | Then why did you buy it, if it wasn't available in king-size? | 1.2043 | 0.05198 | 93 | 78 | 11 | 4 |
2296 | Well, I’m sure the court jester will like it. | 1.2043 | 0.04968 | 93 | 77 | 13 | 3 |
2297 | I wish we installed this after the annual bath. | 1.2043 | 0.04727 | 93 | 76 | 15 | 2 |
2298 | First one to move loses the kingdom. | 1.2043 | 0.05418 | 93 | 79 | 9 | 5 |
2299 | This isn't the swinging I had in mind. | 1.2043 | 0.04968 | 93 | 77 | 13 | 3 |
2300 | You know that gossips will call us swingers. | 1.2043 | 0.04727 | 93 | 76 | 15 | 2 |
2301 | I don't care what the Queen said. I chose to sleep down here. | 1.2043 | 0.04727 | 93 | 76 | 15 | 2 |
2302 | What’s next, Elizabeth? ‘Maybe a swing set for the kids? | 1.2043 | 0.05198 | 93 | 78 | 11 | 4 |
2303 | He said he'd 'restore the throne to its former glory!' I couldn't say no! | 1.2043 | 0.05418 | 93 | 79 | 9 | 5 |
2304 | I'm betting we get all the swing states! | 1.2043 | 0.04968 | 93 | 77 | 13 | 3 |
2305 | How you like it, me amore? It's the latest in throne room design from the Leonardo da Vinci collection. | 1.2043 | 0.05418 | 93 | 79 | 9 | 5 |
2306 | I asked if he ever ran amok with that weapon of his and now this....? | 1.2043 | 0.04473 | 93 | 75 | 17 | 1 |
2307 | I don't care about the Feng Shui, we need our thrones back | 1.2043 | 0.04473 | 93 | 75 | 17 | 1 |
2308 | How you hanging? | 1.2043 | 0.05198 | 93 | 78 | 11 | 4 |
2309 | Now tell me, why did you schedule this emergency therapy session? | 1.2043 | 0.04968 | 93 | 77 | 13 | 3 |
2310 | Not sure this staycation was a good idea. | 1.2043 | 0.04968 | 93 | 77 | 13 | 3 |
2311 | How fun, now we're like two peas in a pod. | 1.2043 | 0.05418 | 93 | 79 | 9 | 5 |
2312 | All things considered I would rather be on a south sea isand,but thanks anyway. | 1.2043 | 0.05418 | 93 | 79 | 9 | 5 |
2313 | This doesn't get you out of taking me on a vacation. | 1.2043 | 0.04968 | 93 | 77 | 13 | 3 |
2314 | I fell out three times before I figured it out. | 1.2043 | 0.05198 | 93 | 78 | 11 | 4 |
2315 | Dignity, no. Resting my bones, Yes. | 1.2043 | 0.05198 | 93 | 78 | 11 | 4 |
2316 | This, I'm told, is hoe the common folk have fun. | 1.2043 | 0.04727 | 93 | 76 | 15 | 2 |
2317 | We had more privacy in the four-poster. | 1.2043 | 0.05418 | 93 | 79 | 9 | 5 |
2318 | You got your Royal Throne for your ceremony and you got your Royal Hammock for your comfort. | 1.2043 | 0.04473 | 93 | 75 | 17 | 1 |
2319 | Most of what Ikea makes is great. Thrones...not so much. Drew Bridges Wake Forest, NC | 1.2043 | 0.05198 | 93 | 78 | 11 | 4 |
2320 | Son, your mother is threatening to cut the cord | 1.2043 | 0.05198 | 93 | 78 | 11 | 4 |
2321 | When I agreed to share the crown, this isn't what I meant... | 1.2043 | 0.05198 | 93 | 78 | 11 | 4 |
2322 | I think it's a new invention called a vasectomy, or "we don' t want any more kids." | 1.2043 | 0.04968 | 93 | 77 | 13 | 3 |
2323 | We're like two princes in a pod. | 1.2043 | 0.05418 | 93 | 79 | 9 | 5 |
2324 | I thought a "staycation" might do us good. | 1.2043 | 0.04968 | 93 | 77 | 13 | 3 |
2325 | Get over it. Benny Goodman is the king of swing. | 1.2043 | 0.04727 | 93 | 76 | 15 | 2 |
2326 | Look, it's a touching moment - but it's not social distancing. | 1.2043 | 0.05198 | 93 | 78 | 11 | 4 |
2327 | “When I said I wanted a more relaxed decor for the throne room, this was not what I had in mind.” | 1.2043 | 0.04968 | 93 | 77 | 13 | 3 |
2328 | Maybe a little pillaging and burning will get you out of your slump. | 1.2043 | 0.05198 | 93 | 78 | 11 | 4 |
2329 | I requested the executive king suite and we get this?! | 1.2043 | 0.05198 | 93 | 78 | 11 | 4 |
2330 | Me thinks the king and queen are swingers! | 1.2043 | 0.04968 | 93 | 77 | 13 | 3 |
2331 | Now on HBO: Game of Hammocks. | 1.2043 | 0.05198 | 93 | 78 | 11 | 4 |
2332 | I think we’ve used this mask to the limit. | 1.2043 | 0.04727 | 93 | 76 | 15 | 2 |
2333 | You and me, we’re like two peas in a pod, except we’re two kings in a sling | 1.2043 | 0.04968 | 93 | 77 | 13 | 3 |
2334 | Well I guess we’ll just have to wait for the swing-states votes. | 1.2043 | 0.04727 | 93 | 76 | 15 | 2 |
2335 | I thought this would be a good way for us to bond and maybe move past our history of committing mass atrocities on the other | 1.2043 | 0.04968 | 93 | 77 | 13 | 3 |
2336 | And see, if you didn’t raise taxes then your lower back would still be in pain. | 1.2043 | 0.04473 | 93 | 75 | 17 | 1 |
2337 | So this is what they meant when they said we were to be hung | 1.2043 | 0.05418 | 93 | 79 | 9 | 5 |
2338 | You've got to accept election results, Donny! The white hammock is not big enough for us both. | 1.2043 | 0.04968 | 93 | 77 | 13 | 3 |
2339 | The throne we ordered got back ordered again... | 1.2043 | 0.04727 | 93 | 76 | 15 | 2 |
2340 | When they said they would hang us, this isn't what I expected | 1.2043 | 0.04727 | 93 | 76 | 15 | 2 |
2341 | I came from France to see this, George?" "Well, imagine it between two trees in the forest, Louis. | 1.2043 | 0.04968 | 93 | 77 | 13 | 3 |
2342 | When did you become a hammocker, Schlemmer? | 1.2043 | 0.05418 | 93 | 79 | 9 | 5 |
2343 | I really believe this will make us appear more “relatable” to the people, Charles | 1.2043 | 0.05418 | 93 | 79 | 9 | 5 |
2344 | I said Middle Ages, but make it 2020. | 1.2043 | 0.05198 | 93 | 78 | 11 | 4 |
2345 | You can call it a throne all you want, but it doesn't change the fact that it's a hammock | 1.2024 | 0.05561 | 84 | 71 | 9 | 4 |
2346 | They're coming back from the re-upholstery on Tuesday or on Wednesday? | 1.2022 | 0.05099 | 89 | 74 | 12 | 3 |
2347 | Yes, hammock sex is a thing. I saw it in the urban dictionary. | 1.2022 | 0.05099 | 89 | 74 | 12 | 3 |
2348 | I once visited a spectacular new world called IKEA, and..... | 1.2022 | 0.05343 | 89 | 75 | 10 | 4 |
2349 | My fantasy was to feel like a King making love in a hammock. I think the reality is different. | 1.2022 | 0.05577 | 89 | 76 | 8 | 5 |
2350 | Call it what you like but feels more thong than throne | 1.2022 | 0.05099 | 89 | 74 | 12 | 3 |
2351 | The people are criticizing me again for being too laid back. | 1.2022 | 0.04842 | 89 | 73 | 14 | 2 |
2352 | Maybe the low bid mandate needs amending. | 1.2022 | 0.04842 | 89 | 73 | 14 | 2 |
2353 | No! You have to Get Out first! | 1.2022 | 0.05099 | 89 | 74 | 12 | 3 |
2354 | I don't care HOW far they paddled in it to conquer the kingdom – I am NOT sleeping in a damn canoe! | 1.2022 | 0.05099 | 89 | 74 | 12 | 3 |
2355 | It is more comfortable than the throne but I like to look them in the eye when I say, “Off with his head.” | 1.2022 | 0.05099 | 89 | 74 | 12 | 3 |
2356 | I’m even starting to feel more relatable. | 1.2022 | 0.05577 | 89 | 76 | 8 | 5 |
2357 | I told you marriage is no bed of roses. | 1.2022 | 0.04842 | 89 | 73 | 14 | 2 |
2358 | Yes, they told me that this is the king size... | 1.2022 | 0.04842 | 89 | 73 | 14 | 2 |
2359 | I know we use these to carry the dead, but this is ten times as fun. | 1.2022 | 0.05099 | 89 | 74 | 12 | 3 |
2360 | Matching thrones is dumb,” you said. “Think of something else,” you said. Now look at us | 1.2022 | 0.04842 | 89 | 73 | 14 | 2 |
2361 | Are you sure this is how to prepare to win in a swing state?! | 1.2022 | 0.05099 | 89 | 74 | 12 | 3 |
2362 | Don't rock the swing vote! | 1.2022 | 0.05099 | 89 | 74 | 12 | 3 |
2363 | Looks like my idea of being a swinger is not the same as yours. | 1.2022 | 0.05343 | 89 | 75 | 10 | 4 |
2364 | Do you really think that this new throne design will appeal to younger subjects? | 1.2022 | 0.05343 | 89 | 75 | 10 | 4 |
2365 | Who knew retirement would be this great. | 1.2022 | 0.05343 | 89 | 75 | 10 | 4 |
2366 | Just between you and me, I fear for my future here if I don't stop talking to myself. | 1.2022 | 0.04842 | 89 | 73 | 14 | 2 |
2367 | So this was what you meant by we're sleeping in the skies tonight | 1.2022 | 0.05099 | 89 | 74 | 12 | 3 |
2368 | At least the guard’s 6 feet away | 1.2022 | 0.04282 | 89 | 71 | 18 | 0 |
2369 | I thought this would make us appear more relatable with the under 30 demographic, but apparently this brand uses inherently unsustainable nylon and doesn’t offer employees paid maternity leave for both parents. Do you know how to delete photos on social media? | 1.2022 | 0.05801 | 89 | 77 | 6 | 6 |
2370 | Believe me, it will take more than this to topple the monarchy. | 1.2022 | 0.04842 | 89 | 73 | 14 | 2 |
2371 | You said Covid wouldn’t change our autumn vacations... | 1.2022 | 0.05099 | 89 | 74 | 12 | 3 |
2372 | ...Plus, I find it unnerves the peasants on royal request day. | 1.2022 | 0.04570 | 89 | 72 | 16 | 1 |
2373 | Uncle Richard loves us and would never hurt us…r-right? | 1.1954 | 0.04861 | 87 | 72 | 13 | 2 |
2374 | Doth Thou Have Any SP40? | 1.1954 | 0.05128 | 87 | 73 | 11 | 3 |
2375 | This is what happens when you take a non approved covid cocktail—delusions of grandeur | 1.1954 | 0.04578 | 87 | 71 | 15 | 1 |
2376 | It is a lot more comfortable, but "speech from the hammock" just won't have the same ring. | 1.1954 | 0.05128 | 87 | 73 | 11 | 3 |
2377 | Merlin's recommendation-- everyone else sees a throne. | 1.1954 | 0.04578 | 87 | 71 | 15 | 1 |
2378 | Putting that Humpty together again sure takes it out of you! | 1.1954 | 0.04861 | 87 | 72 | 13 | 2 |
2379 | At least they can't say we're in bed together. | 1.1954 | 0.04578 | 87 | 71 | 15 | 1 |
2380 | It's a slippery slope. Next we"ll be swapping the crowns for baseball caps. | 1.1954 | 0.04861 | 87 | 72 | 13 | 2 |
2381 | I feel like this belongs outside | 1.1954 | 0.04276 | 87 | 70 | 17 | 0 |
2382 | They call it a smart bed. | 1.1951 | 0.05607 | 82 | 70 | 8 | 4 |
2383 | I didn't know you were into swinging | 1.1951 | 0.05041 | 82 | 68 | 12 | 2 |
2384 | You need a pedicure..... | 1.1951 | 0.05041 | 82 | 68 | 12 | 2 |
2385 | My dear queen, you have toe jam. | 1.1951 | 0.05607 | 82 | 70 | 8 | 4 |
2386 | I miss SkyMall. | 1.1951 | 0.05041 | 82 | 68 | 12 | 2 |
2387 | So you think we should call it "The Swingdom of Hammock, eh? | 1.1951 | 0.05607 | 82 | 70 | 8 | 4 |
2388 | I think the guard might be asleep. Can you please go wake him up? | 1.1951 | 0.04733 | 82 | 67 | 14 | 1 |
2389 | Does this come in Cal King? | 1.1951 | 0.05041 | 82 | 68 | 12 | 2 |
2390 | It's not as bad as what they did to the bathrooms. | 1.1951 | 0.05041 | 82 | 68 | 12 | 2 |
2391 | This is a fantastic multipurpose family mask ! | 1.1951 | 0.05331 | 82 | 69 | 10 | 3 |
2392 | But are we holding 'Royal' sway? | 1.1932 | 0.04531 | 88 | 72 | 15 | 1 |
2393 | Look, a sale is a sale... | 1.1932 | 0.04531 | 88 | 72 | 15 | 1 |
2394 | I thank my stars every day that I get to share my hammock with another cyclops. | 1.1932 | 0.04810 | 88 | 73 | 13 | 2 |
2395 | So THIS is how you wanted to get the swing vote? | 1.1932 | 0.04810 | 88 | 73 | 13 | 2 |
2396 | What? No ukelele? | 1.1932 | 0.04810 | 88 | 73 | 13 | 2 |
2397 | See, Mel? Sometimes it’s nice to take a break from the throne. | 1.1932 | 0.04531 | 88 | 72 | 15 | 1 |
2398 | Yeah, pretty good thanks. Yourself? | 1.1932 | 0.04531 | 88 | 72 | 15 | 1 |
2399 | The reviews for Judas's Cradle are truly misleading. - Carlos , Brooklyn, NY | 1.1932 | 0.04810 | 88 | 73 | 13 | 2 |
2400 | Are you sure that this is King Size? | 1.1932 | 0.05326 | 88 | 75 | 9 | 4 |
2401 | I've always heard that Swingers have more fun! But now I'm wondering if it was just a hoax. | 1.1932 | 0.05326 | 88 | 75 | 9 | 4 |
2402 | Wait until you see the royal waterbed. | 1.1932 | 0.05326 | 88 | 75 | 9 | 4 |
2403 | I thought we were just gonna shake hands at the border. | 1.1932 | 0.04531 | 88 | 72 | 15 | 1 |
2404 | The hell with social distancing! | 1.1932 | 0.05075 | 88 | 74 | 11 | 3 |
2405 | Wanna build a fort next? | 1.1932 | 0.05075 | 88 | 74 | 11 | 3 |
2406 | Since my last check mate, this hammock has been my happy place. | 1.1932 | 0.05566 | 88 | 76 | 7 | 5 |
2407 | I didn’t know you swung that way. | 1.1932 | 0.05075 | 88 | 74 | 11 | 3 |
2408 | So, did we decide on a king or a queen? | 1.1932 | 0.05566 | 88 | 76 | 7 | 5 |
2409 | I gave the Royal Rocker the day off. I'm sorry you're so angry about it. | 1.1932 | 0.04531 | 88 | 72 | 15 | 1 |
2410 | Swing me. | 1.1932 | 0.05075 | 88 | 74 | 11 | 3 |
2411 | Uneasy lies the head that wears a crown." ...Naah | 1.1932 | 0.05326 | 88 | 75 | 9 | 4 |
2412 | Who shall push us?” | 1.1932 | 0.05075 | 88 | 74 | 11 | 3 |
2413 | Maybe we should have ordered the King size | 1.1932 | 0.05075 | 88 | 74 | 11 | 3 |
2414 | We couldn't get massage thrones? | 1.1932 | 0.04810 | 88 | 73 | 13 | 2 |
2415 | I can sympathize with peasants breaking their backs plowing my fields: that throne was giving me sciatica! | 1.1932 | 0.05326 | 88 | 75 | 9 | 4 |
2416 | So maybe the royal hammock wasn’t such a great idea. Next, let’s try the royal seesaw. | 1.1932 | 0.05326 | 88 | 75 | 9 | 4 |
2417 | 'Mmm, I don't think the missionary position will work' | 1.1932 | 0.05075 | 88 | 74 | 11 | 3 |
2418 | Ok, what about 'Bunk Bed Thrones'? | 1.1932 | 0.05326 | 88 | 75 | 9 | 4 |
2419 | This swinging lifestyle sure isn't living up to the hype. | 1.1932 | 0.05075 | 88 | 74 | 11 | 3 |
2420 | Yes, it's comfortable, but I still prefer the thrones! | 1.1932 | 0.05326 | 88 | 75 | 9 | 4 |
2421 | It was on special at Throne Depot. | 1.1932 | 0.05075 | 88 | 74 | 11 | 3 |
2422 | Honestly, it's hard to get excited about this. I thought you said we're getting a ham hock for tonight. | 1.1932 | 0.05075 | 88 | 74 | 11 | 3 |
2423 | This isn't six feet. | 1.1932 | 0.05326 | 88 | 75 | 9 | 4 |
2424 | Your “man of the people” needs to use the washroom. | 1.1932 | 0.04531 | 88 | 72 | 15 | 1 |
2425 | You only hear what you want to hear: I said "Take a swig of the hemlock," and here we are, swinging... | 1.1932 | 0.05075 | 88 | 74 | 11 | 3 |
2426 | Why yes, this was my mother's. Why do you ask? | 1.1932 | 0.04810 | 88 | 73 | 13 | 2 |
2427 | Yes, honey, I agree it's more comfortable. But 'Hammock Room' just doesn't have the same gravitas. | 1.1932 | 0.04810 | 88 | 73 | 13 | 2 |
2428 | This isn't what I meant when I said I wanted us to be swingers. | 1.1932 | 0.04531 | 88 | 72 | 15 | 1 |
2429 | I've decided to suspend royal duties for a while... | 1.1932 | 0.04810 | 88 | 73 | 13 | 2 |
2430 | Could you please have your nails manicured, I’m bleeding from last night! | 1.1932 | 0.05326 | 88 | 75 | 9 | 4 |
2431 | This doesn't help us to keep our feet on the ground. | 1.1932 | 0.05326 | 88 | 75 | 9 | 4 |
2432 | Let them eat kale. | 1.1932 | 0.05326 | 88 | 75 | 9 | 4 |
2433 | It's not like canoeing the Thames, but we are avoiding the black plague. | 1.1932 | 0.04810 | 88 | 73 | 13 | 2 |
2434 | First, no sudden moves. Second, I want to name it something catchy, like Komfee Throne. Think it will sell? | 1.1932 | 0.05326 | 88 | 75 | 9 | 4 |
2435 | It was on sale. Just relax, you'll get used to it. | 1.1932 | 0.04531 | 88 | 72 | 15 | 1 |
2436 | It looked so promising on eBay | 1.1932 | 0.04531 | 88 | 72 | 15 | 1 |
2437 | Look alive! You said you wanted to be a swinger! | 1.1932 | 0.04531 | 88 | 72 | 15 | 1 |
2438 | The Octavius invention! This will go down in the history books! | 1.1932 | 0.04531 | 88 | 72 | 15 | 1 |
2439 | You don't fool me. I already know why they call you King John The Swinger. | 1.1932 | 0.04531 | 88 | 72 | 15 | 1 |
2440 | I said "cassock" not "hammock." | 1.1932 | 0.04531 | 88 | 72 | 15 | 1 |
2441 | You know, for revolutionaries who swore we'd be hanged, they were surprisingly nice. | 1.1932 | 0.05326 | 88 | 75 | 9 | 4 |
2442 | I think I like the thrones better! | 1.1932 | 0.04531 | 88 | 72 | 15 | 1 |
2443 | As king, I never want to forget where I came from: The Bahamas. | 1.1932 | 0.04531 | 88 | 72 | 15 | 1 |
2444 | We should have waited until he was done re-upholstering the thrones before banishing him from the kingdom. | 1.1932 | 0.05326 | 88 | 75 | 9 | 4 |
2445 | It sure as hell beats sitting on those insufferable wooden thrones. | 1.1932 | 0.04810 | 88 | 73 | 13 | 2 |
2446 | Now what, King? | 1.1932 | 0.04531 | 88 | 72 | 15 | 1 |
2447 | Wait until you see the tube slide between the south tower and the great hall. | 1.1932 | 0.04810 | 88 | 73 | 13 | 2 |
2448 | It's supposed to relieve royal stress. | 1.1932 | 0.04810 | 88 | 73 | 13 | 2 |
2449 | This way I can pretend to be at sea. | 1.1932 | 0.04810 | 88 | 73 | 13 | 2 |
2450 | Sure, I like it, but it doesn't give our kids much to aspire to. | 1.1932 | 0.04233 | 88 | 71 | 17 | 0 |
2451 | Well, the staycation wasn’t MY idea! | 1.1932 | 0.04233 | 88 | 71 | 17 | 0 |
2452 | When you said you were a swinger, I didn't expect this! | 1.1932 | 0.04233 | 88 | 71 | 17 | 0 |
2453 | Well it was your lousy idea to bring out the thrones during the garage sale. | 1.1932 | 0.05075 | 88 | 74 | 11 | 3 |
2454 | And now we wait for the ice caps to melt. | 1.1932 | 0.05326 | 88 | 75 | 9 | 4 |
2455 | We really should expand our pod. | 1.1932 | 0.05326 | 88 | 75 | 9 | 4 |
2456 | Seriously, don't tickle my feet again when I'm ruling. | 1.1932 | 0.05075 | 88 | 74 | 11 | 3 |
2457 | As the dragons torched the trees we used to hang these on, this will have to do. | 1.1932 | 0.04810 | 88 | 73 | 13 | 2 |
2458 | Why on earth would we need oars? | 1.1932 | 0.05075 | 88 | 74 | 11 | 3 |
2459 | This is sofa king chill. | 1.1932 | 0.04810 | 88 | 73 | 13 | 2 |
2460 | Elvis was the King and he had HIS Jungle Room! | 1.1932 | 0.05075 | 88 | 74 | 11 | 3 |
2461 | You will trade your throne for a hammock? Seriously! | 1.1932 | 0.04810 | 88 | 73 | 13 | 2 |
2462 | It's comfier and we don't have to look our subjects in the eye. | 1.1932 | 0.04531 | 88 | 72 | 15 | 1 |
2463 | You're gonna love the new throne. It flushes. | 1.1932 | 0.04810 | 88 | 73 | 13 | 2 |
2464 | Don't complain. They let us keep the the cool sconces. | 1.1932 | 0.04531 | 88 | 72 | 15 | 1 |
2465 | I know, we're all in the same boat. | 1.1932 | 0.04810 | 88 | 73 | 13 | 2 |
2466 | I don't think that this is what the common folk mean by, "Being a Swinger." | 1.1932 | 0.04810 | 88 | 73 | 13 | 2 |
2467 | I thought you’d like it. It was the only thing they had in a king-size. | 1.1932 | 0.05075 | 88 | 74 | 11 | 3 |
2468 | And it emphasizes our sway over this kingdom! | 1.1932 | 0.05075 | 88 | 74 | 11 | 3 |
2469 | Stop kicking me! | 1.1932 | 0.05326 | 88 | 75 | 9 | 4 |
2470 | Heavy is the hammock that wears the crown. | 1.1932 | 0.04531 | 88 | 72 | 15 | 1 |
2471 | Oedipus Rex,my ass! | 1.1932 | 0.05075 | 88 | 74 | 11 | 3 |
2472 | What could I do? The lease was up on the throne! | 1.1932 | 0.05075 | 88 | 74 | 11 | 3 |
2473 | This position does not make me feel authoritative. | 1.1932 | 0.04531 | 88 | 72 | 15 | 1 |
2474 | You ask him when the timeout is over. | 1.1932 | 0.05326 | 88 | 75 | 9 | 4 |
2475 | If ‘all the kids are doing this,’ our kingdom’s doomed. | 1.1932 | 0.05075 | 88 | 74 | 11 | 3 |
2476 | The description read,a throne fit for a king. Damn Amazon Prime! | 1.1932 | 0.05326 | 88 | 75 | 9 | 4 |
2477 | Why did you behead the royal upholsterer before our thrones were finished ? | 1.1932 | 0.05075 | 88 | 74 | 11 | 3 |
2478 | Okay her eyes are closed again, let's play footsies. | 1.1932 | 0.05326 | 88 | 75 | 9 | 4 |
2479 | Did they say when they'd return the thrones? | 1.1932 | 0.04531 | 88 | 72 | 15 | 1 |
2480 | 2 king's 1 sling | 1.1932 | 0.05326 | 88 | 75 | 9 | 4 |
2481 | We're still in the same boat brother! | 1.1932 | 0.04810 | 88 | 73 | 13 | 2 |
2482 | Someday son, this will all be yours | 1.1932 | 0.04810 | 88 | 73 | 13 | 2 |
2483 | Being overthrown has never been such fun! | 1.1932 | 0.04810 | 88 | 73 | 13 | 2 |
2484 | Off with their beds | 1.1932 | 0.04531 | 88 | 72 | 15 | 1 |
2485 | Summer's over and this is all have to show for it?? | 1.1932 | 0.05075 | 88 | 74 | 11 | 3 |
2486 | Sit tight | 1.1932 | 0.05075 | 88 | 74 | 11 | 3 |
2487 | Thought I’d replace the iron throne with something more laid-back. | 1.1932 | 0.05075 | 88 | 74 | 11 | 3 |
2488 | if we get the guard to push us maybe we can swing all the way around | 1.1932 | 0.05326 | 88 | 75 | 9 | 4 |
2489 | Do you think we need masks?” “No, no one in the castle needs masks | 1.1932 | 0.04810 | 88 | 73 | 13 | 2 |
2490 | I told you we should have gone for the King-sized | 1.1932 | 0.05326 | 88 | 75 | 9 | 4 |
2491 | Do you think this is what the crowd meant when they said they wanted to hang us? | 1.1932 | 0.05075 | 88 | 74 | 11 | 3 |
2492 | I never should have let him go to that Jimmy Buffet concert | 1.1932 | 0.04810 | 88 | 73 | 13 | 2 |
2493 | I thought you said swinging was going to be fun | 1.1932 | 0.04810 | 88 | 73 | 13 | 2 |
2494 | Are we sure this is what father meant by a public hanging? | 1.1905 | 0.04631 | 84 | 69 | 14 | 1 |
2495 | I don't care if it says 'king-sized'- it's going back! | 1.1905 | 0.05214 | 84 | 71 | 10 | 3 |
2496 | I fear we’ve lost our tyrannical mentality. | 1.1905 | 0.04631 | 84 | 69 | 14 | 1 |
2497 | I'm not sure I like Casual Fridays. | 1.1905 | 0.05214 | 84 | 71 | 10 | 3 |
2498 | This much safer than using the alligator infested moat as a lazy river ride. | 1.1905 | 0.04931 | 84 | 70 | 12 | 2 |
2499 | Goodness, it wasn't until just now that I realize I'm not that attracted to you. | 1.1905 | 0.04631 | 84 | 69 | 14 | 1 |
2500 | Pish posh, your highness! So what if our subjects think we're in bed together. | 1.1905 | 0.04931 | 84 | 70 | 12 | 2 |
2501 | Snarketty snot, Two kings in a cot, Sun we have not, Neither wine nor mead, Two kings in a cot, Happy we are not! | 1.1905 | 0.05214 | 84 | 71 | 10 | 3 |
2502 | A strong breeze and we'll be dethroned. | 1.1905 | 0.04931 | 84 | 70 | 12 | 2 |
2503 | I thought you said this would be a king size mattress" "No, I said it would be a king size bed | 1.1905 | 0.04931 | 84 | 70 | 12 | 2 |
2504 | The Royal wheee!” | 1.1905 | 0.04931 | 84 | 70 | 12 | 2 |
2505 | I instructed the guard to not come knocking should he see it rocking. | 1.1905 | 0.05214 | 84 | 71 | 10 | 3 |
2506 | True, the throne is harder but at least it needs no summer breeze! | 1.1905 | 0.05214 | 84 | 71 | 10 | 3 |
2507 | I told you crypto was a risk. | 1.1905 | 0.04931 | 84 | 70 | 12 | 2 |
2508 | Dad, it's not quite what I had in mind when you said we needed to more spend quality time together. | 1.1905 | 0.05214 | 84 | 71 | 10 | 3 |
2509 | How do you like our quarantine throne? | 1.1905 | 0.04631 | 84 | 69 | 14 | 1 |
2510 | I hope you don't mind. Our thrones were getting tattered, so I donated them to the Crusades Thrift Store. | 1.1905 | 0.05482 | 84 | 72 | 8 | 4 |
2511 | Next time, check the product description before you order thrones. | 1.1905 | 0.05214 | 84 | 71 | 10 | 3 |
2512 | Don't you love it every year when the throne goes in for servicing. | 1.1905 | 0.04931 | 84 | 70 | 12 | 2 |
2513 | I guess the knaves didn't quite understand the idea behind a double bed when they made this. | 1.1905 | 0.05214 | 84 | 71 | 10 | 3 |
2514 | I love this swingin' lifestyle! | 1.1905 | 0.05482 | 84 | 72 | 8 | 4 |
2515 | This is not like canoeing. | 1.1905 | 0.05214 | 84 | 71 | 10 | 3 |
2516 | Shhh . . . here he comes . . put your socks on . . . | 1.1905 | 0.04631 | 84 | 69 | 14 | 1 |
2517 | Although living in the best place is wonderful, it's not all human need | 1.1905 | 0.05214 | 84 | 71 | 10 | 3 |
2518 | This wouldn't be so bad if not for; shoulder squeeze, calf pressure, ankle strain, leg hyperextension, fear of falling out, motion sickness, and Claustrophobia. | 1.1905 | 0.04931 | 84 | 70 | 12 | 2 |
2519 | I thought a two party system meant one, or the other. | 1.1905 | 0.05214 | 84 | 71 | 10 | 3 |
2520 | My dear, it's pronounced, "hamocé." | 1.1905 | 0.05738 | 84 | 73 | 6 | 5 |
2521 | You'll just have to imagine the sea and the sand.... | 1.1905 | 0.04931 | 84 | 70 | 12 | 2 |
2522 | I don't care if you are the King, its my turn | 1.1905 | 0.05214 | 84 | 71 | 10 | 3 |
2523 | We’ll move it outside after the uprising is quelled” | 1.1905 | 0.05214 | 84 | 71 | 10 | 3 |
2524 | I'm not sure this will work for my camping merit badge. | 1.1905 | 0.04631 | 84 | 69 | 14 | 1 |
2525 | I am into minimalism now. | 1.1905 | 0.05214 | 84 | 71 | 10 | 3 |
2526 | Just because it's King-sized doesn't mean you HAVE to have it. | 1.1905 | 0.04931 | 84 | 70 | 12 | 2 |
2527 | So, how much did Charles give you for the Throne? | 1.1905 | 0.04931 | 84 | 70 | 12 | 2 |
2528 | I don't know. This feels a little too casual for casual Friday. | 1.1905 | 0.05214 | 84 | 71 | 10 | 3 |
2529 | Hard to get in and out but great otherwise, kinda a like being king. | 1.1905 | 0.04631 | 84 | 69 | 14 | 1 |
2530 | You'll hang for this. | 1.1905 | 0.04631 | 84 | 69 | 14 | 1 |
2531 | My Queen; the Duke and Duchess have accepted our invitation to swing. | 1.1905 | 0.04931 | 84 | 70 | 12 | 2 |
2532 | It’s a lot more fun with piña coladas. | 1.1905 | 0.04931 | 84 | 70 | 12 | 2 |
2533 | Look, I don't give a damn who's running the country. All I know is I gotta pee bad. | 1.1905 | 0.04631 | 84 | 69 | 14 | 1 |
2534 | Its not that bad going bankrupt... | 1.1905 | 0.05738 | 84 | 73 | 6 | 5 |
2535 | Your feet are cold | 1.1905 | 0.04931 | 84 | 70 | 12 | 2 |
2536 | I know. But it’s just until the side-by-side tubs get here. | 1.1905 | 0.05738 | 84 | 73 | 6 | 5 |
2537 | Well, now you can say I was there that night in the hammock with Arthur. | 1.1905 | 0.05214 | 84 | 71 | 10 | 3 |
2538 | There’s someone at the door. Could it be Lance? | 1.1905 | 0.04631 | 84 | 69 | 14 | 1 |
2539 | I think I enjoyed this more in the bathtub. | 1.1905 | 0.05214 | 84 | 71 | 10 | 3 |
2540 | I just don't think your relaxed approach to the monarchy is working. | 1.1905 | 0.05214 | 84 | 71 | 10 | 3 |
2541 | That better be your leg, Jerry. | 1.1905 | 0.05214 | 84 | 71 | 10 | 3 |
2542 | I'm getting a bad feeling about that throne-cleaning service. | 1.1905 | 0.04631 | 84 | 69 | 14 | 1 |
2543 | I'm afraid the succession is going to be quite complicated. | 1.1905 | 0.04931 | 84 | 70 | 12 | 2 |
2544 | I think we’re ready to disrupt the throne industry. | 1.1905 | 0.04931 | 84 | 70 | 12 | 2 |
2545 | Whoever falls off first forfeits his kingdom. | 1.1905 | 0.04631 | 84 | 69 | 14 | 1 |
2546 | It's not safe to hang outside. | 1.1905 | 0.05214 | 84 | 71 | 10 | 3 |
2547 | Sure, the beanstalk didn't pan out, but the giant banana tree did. | 1.1905 | 0.04631 | 84 | 69 | 14 | 1 |
2548 | Because I am the king, and I wish to chillax.” | 1.1905 | 0.04631 | 84 | 69 | 14 | 1 |
2549 | This is way more fun than armchair diplomacy. | 1.1905 | 0.04931 | 84 | 70 | 12 | 2 |
2550 | I don't know that this reflects the status of our position. | 1.1905 | 0.05482 | 84 | 72 | 8 | 4 |
2551 | Let's give detente a try. | 1.1905 | 0.04310 | 84 | 68 | 16 | 0 |
2552 | Yeah, comfy, but it’s no Iron Throne | 1.1905 | 0.05482 | 84 | 72 | 8 | 4 |
2553 | It’s called “Creative Social Distancing”. | 1.1905 | 0.05482 | 84 | 72 | 8 | 4 |
2554 | True, 'ascend the hammock' doesn't quite have the same ring to it...but you've gotta admit it's a heck of a lot more comfortable. | 1.1905 | 0.04931 | 84 | 70 | 12 | 2 |
2555 | The Royal Advisor did say we needed to elevate our stage presence | 1.1905 | 0.04931 | 84 | 70 | 12 | 2 |
2556 | I know we were never going to agree on mattress size, but this just seems silly. | 1.1905 | 0.04931 | 84 | 70 | 12 | 2 |
2557 | Aren't you even slightly concerned they will make a hammock-ery of us? | 1.1905 | 0.04931 | 84 | 70 | 12 | 2 |
2558 | OK, time for his highness to moweth the lawn. | 1.1905 | 0.04931 | 84 | 70 | 12 | 2 |
2559 | And where can I find this door-to-door salesman? | 1.1905 | 0.04631 | 84 | 69 | 14 | 1 |
2560 | So, you think the hot tub is a better place to decide balance of power? | 1.1905 | 0.04931 | 84 | 70 | 12 | 2 |
2561 | You tossed the water bed for this? | 1.1905 | 0.04931 | 84 | 70 | 12 | 2 |
2562 | This is the nicest waiting room I have ever been in. | 1.1905 | 0.04931 | 84 | 70 | 12 | 2 |
2563 | What's next, a light-weight crown? | 1.1905 | 0.04931 | 84 | 70 | 12 | 2 |
2564 | Who's operating the swing? | 1.1905 | 0.05214 | 84 | 71 | 10 | 3 |
2565 | Like peas in a pod, King-e! | 1.1905 | 0.05214 | 84 | 71 | 10 | 3 |
2566 | I didn't know you swing. | 1.1905 | 0.04931 | 84 | 70 | 12 | 2 |
2567 | Finally, Summer Vacation! | 1.1905 | 0.05214 | 84 | 71 | 10 | 3 |
2568 | It may be uncomfortable but it will be worth it if it protects us from the crown virus. | 1.1905 | 0.04631 | 84 | 69 | 14 | 1 |
2569 | I think we're royally screwed. | 1.1905 | 0.04631 | 84 | 69 | 14 | 1 |
2570 | Yes, there are anxieties associated with environmental perils. We're in this boat together. | 1.1905 | 0.04631 | 84 | 69 | 14 | 1 |
2571 | Look on the bright side...it does have 4 posts. | 1.1905 | 0.04631 | 84 | 69 | 14 | 1 |
2572 | The final step is a second graham cracker - they're called s'mores | 1.1905 | 0.04931 | 84 | 70 | 12 | 2 |
2573 | It's quiet moments like these that remind me why I love being a king | 1.1905 | 0.05214 | 84 | 71 | 10 | 3 |
2574 | And this afternoon, the producer of Game of Hammocks is coming over to scout locations. | 1.1905 | 0.05214 | 84 | 71 | 10 | 3 |
2575 | This just does not have the same aura of importance that those stiff old thrones had | 1.1905 | 0.05214 | 84 | 71 | 10 | 3 |
2576 | She got the thrones after her head didn't fall off | 1.1905 | 0.05214 | 84 | 71 | 10 | 3 |
2577 | Listen, I know how we can swing this so that we jointly rule. | 1.1905 | 0.05214 | 84 | 71 | 10 | 3 |
2578 | This is the last time I will let you order online. | 1.1905 | 0.05214 | 84 | 71 | 10 | 3 |
2579 | I'm not sure this says 'man of the people' the way you think it does, dear. | 1.1905 | 0.05214 | 84 | 71 | 10 | 3 |
2580 | You think we can make it over the moat in this? | 1.1905 | 0.05214 | 84 | 71 | 10 | 3 |
2581 | This isn't what I meant when i said we should hang out more. | 1.1905 | 0.04631 | 84 | 69 | 14 | 1 |
2582 | It's nice, but this Medieval Period is no Picnic. | 1.1905 | 0.04931 | 84 | 70 | 12 | 2 |
2583 | Equally pointless,Sire but no more comfortable than your 'hackey sack' idea. | 1.1905 | 0.05214 | 84 | 71 | 10 | 3 |
2584 | Shoulda got the hot tub throne. | 1.1905 | 0.05738 | 84 | 73 | 6 | 5 |
2585 | Dad: I think your reign has reached a tipping point. | 1.1905 | 0.05214 | 84 | 71 | 10 | 3 |
2586 | It's nice, but I prefer the boat. | 1.1905 | 0.05214 | 84 | 71 | 10 | 3 |
2587 | We’ll call it, the swing vote. | 1.1905 | 0.04631 | 84 | 69 | 14 | 1 |
2588 | I said ham hock, NOT HAMMOCK! | 1.1905 | 0.05738 | 84 | 73 | 6 | 5 |
2589 | What’d they mean when they said that we are “just two swinging Duke’s with no throne?” | 1.1905 | 0.04931 | 84 | 70 | 12 | 2 |
2590 | We are all in the same hammock | 1.1905 | 0.05482 | 84 | 72 | 8 | 4 |
2591 | I figured if I ordered the 9XL mask, we could both use it | 1.1905 | 0.04310 | 84 | 68 | 16 | 0 |
2592 | Equal power = equal throne, dear | 1.1905 | 0.05482 | 84 | 72 | 8 | 4 |
2593 | But I though you said we were in this together! | 1.1905 | 0.05738 | 84 | 73 | 6 | 5 |
2594 | Have you thought about a standing desk? | 1.1905 | 0.05214 | 84 | 71 | 10 | 3 |
2595 | I figured we could make a better peace deal between our two countries if we were more relaxed. | 1.1905 | 0.04931 | 84 | 70 | 12 | 2 |
2596 | If you disobey me, I’ll flip this thing over | 1.1905 | 0.04931 | 84 | 70 | 12 | 2 |
2597 | the Airbnb said King-size bed, right? | 1.1905 | 0.04631 | 84 | 69 | 14 | 1 |
2598 | I get the concept, but what happens if they get similar votes? | 1.1892 | 0.05985 | 74 | 64 | 6 | 4 |
2599 | We simply cannot take this coup lying down. | 1.1892 | 0.05331 | 74 | 62 | 10 | 2 |
2600 | This reminds me of our old water bed | 1.1882 | 0.04582 | 85 | 70 | 14 | 1 |
2601 | You should see the TV room where we watch the Vikings play. | 1.1882 | 0.05157 | 85 | 72 | 10 | 3 |
2602 | This isn't as comfortable as it looked, we might want to revisit the bean bag idea. | 1.1882 | 0.04582 | 85 | 70 | 14 | 1 |
2603 | Losing the game of thrones could've been worse. | 1.1882 | 0.04878 | 85 | 71 | 12 | 2 |
2604 | I don't think Dad is happy with his Father's Day Gift. | 1.1882 | 0.04582 | 85 | 70 | 14 | 1 |
2605 | And when your back gets tired, there's always the rack. | 1.1882 | 0.05157 | 85 | 72 | 10 | 3 |
2606 | Thanks for hanging out. | 1.1882 | 0.05157 | 85 | 72 | 10 | 3 |
2607 | Always read the Airbnb description before booking. | 1.1882 | 0.05422 | 85 | 73 | 8 | 4 |
2608 | I thought it was, "swing low, sweet chariot?" | 1.1882 | 0.05157 | 85 | 72 | 10 | 3 |
2609 | I don’t think this what they meant by using a mask. | 1.1882 | 0.05157 | 85 | 72 | 10 | 3 |
2610 | My back problems have disappeared since I switched from that old throne! | 1.1882 | 0.04582 | 85 | 70 | 14 | 1 |
2611 | Not exactly what I meant by “summer palace.” | 1.1882 | 0.04878 | 85 | 71 | 12 | 2 |
2612 | The plan is to just chill here until the dragon is slayed | 1.1882 | 0.05157 | 85 | 72 | 10 | 3 |
2613 | Watch out! Your attorney is here to divide our property! | 1.1882 | 0.05157 | 85 | 72 | 10 | 3 |
2614 | Oh, I thought WFH meant Work From Hammock. | 1.1882 | 0.04878 | 85 | 71 | 12 | 2 |
2615 | A California King would just be too pretentious.... | 1.1882 | 0.04582 | 85 | 70 | 14 | 1 |
2616 | The captain of the guard said he "misplaced" our thrones? | 1.1882 | 0.05157 | 85 | 72 | 10 | 3 |
2617 | I’m not complaining, but for the record, I said ‘raise havoc’. | 1.1882 | 0.04878 | 85 | 71 | 12 | 2 |
2618 | Aren't you sorry you traded in our two thrones for this? | 1.1882 | 0.04878 | 85 | 71 | 12 | 2 |
2619 | Equality but not egalitarian... You know, I think I like the sound of that. | 1.1882 | 0.04265 | 85 | 69 | 16 | 0 |
2620 | Comfortable, but not the right ambience. | 1.1882 | 0.04582 | 85 | 70 | 14 | 1 |
2621 | This could work if we each get a pedicure. | 1.1882 | 0.05157 | 85 | 72 | 10 | 3 |
2622 | Are you going to answer the phone? | 1.1882 | 0.04878 | 85 | 71 | 12 | 2 |
2623 | I love living in a swing state. | 1.1882 | 0.04878 | 85 | 71 | 12 | 2 |
2624 | I’d have preferred a standing desk. | 1.1882 | 0.04878 | 85 | 71 | 12 | 2 |
2625 | When I declared a dual monarchy this is not what I meant. | 1.1882 | 0.04582 | 85 | 70 | 14 | 1 |
2626 | It’s very similar to a canoe but no water if we tip over. | 1.1882 | 0.04582 | 85 | 70 | 14 | 1 |
2627 | The people gave it to me, so I guess we should use it. | 1.1860 | 0.04221 | 86 | 70 | 16 | 0 |
2628 | I know, awkward, but she likes to watch. | 1.1842 | 0.06130 | 76 | 67 | 4 | 5 |
2629 | I know this isn't ideal, but the thrones haven't been reupholstered in over a century. | 1.1842 | 0.05201 | 76 | 64 | 10 | 2 |
2630 | When are the thrones coming back? | 1.1842 | 0.05837 | 76 | 66 | 6 | 4 |
2631 | This looked much more fun in the commercial. | 1.1842 | 0.05837 | 76 | 66 | 6 | 4 |
2632 | So how long before our thrones are reupholstered?" | 1.1842 | 0.05201 | 76 | 64 | 10 | 2 |
2633 | We should have sprung for the motorized one. | 1.1842 | 0.05528 | 76 | 65 | 8 | 3 |
2634 | I wish this thing could float down the Nile | 1.1829 | 0.05522 | 82 | 71 | 7 | 4 |
2635 | Unfortunately, the Throne was not 'Prime Eligible'. | 1.1829 | 0.04947 | 82 | 69 | 11 | 2 |
2636 | This is cool, but maybe a porch swing would be better. | 1.1829 | 0.05243 | 82 | 70 | 9 | 3 |
2637 | It's hard to play footsie and social distance at the same time. | 1.1829 | 0.05243 | 82 | 70 | 9 | 3 |
2638 | On the next decree, I could swing either way. | 1.1829 | 0.04947 | 82 | 69 | 11 | 2 |
2639 | When I said that hammocks rule, I didn't mean it literally. | 1.1829 | 0.04947 | 82 | 69 | 11 | 2 |
2640 | Hold still lest we be thrown from the throne. | 1.1829 | 0.05522 | 82 | 71 | 7 | 4 |
2641 | It's definitely nice. But I think I still prefer pillage and plunder. | 1.1829 | 0.04947 | 82 | 69 | 11 | 2 |
2642 | Perhaps we were too lenient with the tax cut. | 1.1829 | 0.04633 | 82 | 68 | 13 | 1 |
2643 | I think this catapult idea needs a rethink. | 1.1829 | 0.05243 | 82 | 70 | 9 | 3 |
2644 | Much better--the triumvirate just didn't feel right. | 1.1829 | 0.05243 | 82 | 70 | 9 | 3 |
2645 | Did we ask for function to follow form, or the other way around? | 1.1829 | 0.05522 | 82 | 71 | 7 | 4 |
2646 | It’s a hammock Gwyneth - not a See-saw! There are fine sways on both sides... | 1.1829 | 0.05522 | 82 | 71 | 7 | 4 |
2647 | I told you we wouldn't have anything to do after Game of Thrones ends. | 1.1829 | 0.05522 | 82 | 71 | 7 | 4 |
2648 | They call me the Swing King. | 1.1829 | 0.05243 | 82 | 70 | 9 | 3 |
2649 | Excuse me Your Majesty, but I thought that you were ordering a teeter totter. | 1.1829 | 0.04633 | 82 | 68 | 13 | 1 |
2650 | I had no idea you could actually LOSE Game of Thrones! | 1.1829 | 0.05243 | 82 | 70 | 9 | 3 |
2651 | First one to fall out forfeits his claim to the throne. | 1.1829 | 0.05243 | 82 | 70 | 9 | 3 |
2652 | Blame it on spell check. I thought I ordered a ham hock for the beans. | 1.1829 | 0.05522 | 82 | 71 | 7 | 4 |
2653 | Next they add whipped cream, a cherry, and chocolate sauce and we’re a banana split. | 1.1829 | 0.04947 | 82 | 69 | 11 | 2 |
2654 | Ok, now make them bring in sand. | 1.1829 | 0.04633 | 82 | 68 | 13 | 1 |
2655 | Shall we order him to swing us or swing both ways? | 1.1829 | 0.05522 | 82 | 71 | 7 | 4 |
2656 | 2 crowns 1 hammock | 1.1829 | 0.04633 | 82 | 68 | 13 | 1 |
2657 | I just want to go down in history as a swinger. | 1.1829 | 0.04633 | 82 | 68 | 13 | 1 |
2658 | Too bad you can't get an award for best throne. | 1.1829 | 0.05243 | 82 | 70 | 9 | 3 |
2659 | Aren’t you glad I didn’t throw away the old catapult? | 1.1829 | 0.04947 | 82 | 69 | 11 | 2 |
2660 | I fancied a romp in the sway, but the guard might be listening. | 1.1829 | 0.04947 | 82 | 69 | 11 | 2 |
2661 | If you think this is nice, just wait till you see what I did with the King sized bed. | 1.1829 | 0.04633 | 82 | 68 | 13 | 1 |
2662 | I think I would rather be the enemy! | 1.1829 | 0.04633 | 82 | 68 | 13 | 1 |
2663 | Two men, sitting in a hammock 5 feet apart because they are not gay | 1.1829 | 0.04947 | 82 | 69 | 11 | 2 |
2664 | I distinctly commanded: "Bring me a ham hock!" | 1.1829 | 0.04947 | 82 | 69 | 11 | 2 |
2665 | Is this what they call a Couples Retreat? | 1.1829 | 0.05243 | 82 | 70 | 9 | 3 |
2666 | I said, “Let’s be Royal Swingers”, not “Let’s be Royals Swinging!” | 1.1829 | 0.05789 | 82 | 72 | 5 | 5 |
2667 | So this is what you meant by being in a swing state. | 1.1829 | 0.05243 | 82 | 70 | 9 | 3 |
2668 | The anti-monarchists got the thrones." | 1.1829 | 0.04947 | 82 | 69 | 11 | 2 |
2669 | Democracies only have swinging voters! | 1.1829 | 0.05522 | 82 | 71 | 7 | 4 |
2670 | How about this for a poem, "The King was in the hammock swinging with the Queen ..."? | 1.1829 | 0.04633 | 82 | 68 | 13 | 1 |
2671 | I told you not to start a war! | 1.1829 | 0.05243 | 82 | 70 | 9 | 3 |
2672 | I disagree. This hammock feels so much better than that cold, hard, and shiny hunk of metal. | 1.1829 | 0.04947 | 82 | 69 | 11 | 2 |
2673 | On the subject of stress relief, don't get too comfortable. I run the show here. | 1.1829 | 0.04947 | 82 | 69 | 11 | 2 |
2674 | Let's keep the drawbridge up this week. | 1.1829 | 0.04947 | 82 | 69 | 11 | 2 |
2675 | When you said we were going to Medieval times for our date, I didn't think this is what you meant. | 1.1829 | 0.04633 | 82 | 68 | 13 | 1 |
2676 | Could we use a little more gravitas? | 1.1829 | 0.04633 | 82 | 68 | 13 | 1 |
2677 | Someday this will ALL be yours! | 1.1829 | 0.04947 | 82 | 69 | 11 | 2 |
2678 | Methinks the downsizing of the royal bed chamber has gone too far! | 1.1829 | 0.04296 | 82 | 67 | 15 | 0 |
2679 | What did they mean we’re sizing the catapult! | 1.1829 | 0.04296 | 82 | 67 | 15 | 0 |
2680 | I always enjoyed working from home. | 1.1829 | 0.04947 | 82 | 69 | 11 | 2 |
2681 | This throne looked so much better on the King of Samoa.” | 1.1829 | 0.04947 | 82 | 69 | 11 | 2 |
2682 | My ambition was to be a sailor. | 1.1829 | 0.05789 | 82 | 72 | 5 | 5 |
2683 | We've been sheltering in place too long; let's places. | 1.1829 | 0.04633 | 82 | 68 | 13 | 1 |
2684 | Margarita? | 1.1829 | 0.04947 | 82 | 69 | 11 | 2 |
2685 | There is supposed to be another one but he's in the orient. | 1.1829 | 0.04633 | 82 | 68 | 13 | 1 |
2686 | OK, so now we're supposed to let slip the dogs of war, right? | 1.1829 | 0.05243 | 82 | 70 | 9 | 3 |
2687 | I can't believe the insurance company refuses to cover repairs on the Throne! | 1.1829 | 0.05243 | 82 | 70 | 9 | 3 |
2688 | What do you mean you thought you were Queen for the day? | 1.1829 | 0.04947 | 82 | 69 | 11 | 2 |
2689 | We are the sultans. We are the sultans of swing. | 1.1829 | 0.04633 | 82 | 68 | 13 | 1 |
2690 | If I'd known this is what you meant when you summoned me to court to hang I could have given my soldiers the day off | 1.1829 | 0.04947 | 82 | 69 | 11 | 2 |
2691 | I told them I was willing to go toe to toe with you to save this kingdom! | 1.1829 | 0.05243 | 82 | 70 | 9 | 3 |
2692 | I hate to say it, but I really preferred the hot tub. | 1.1829 | 0.04633 | 82 | 68 | 13 | 1 |
2693 | It was either face the guillotine or create content. | 1.1829 | 0.04296 | 82 | 67 | 15 | 0 |
2694 | I think it's terrific! Now we can play footsie!! | 1.1829 | 0.04633 | 82 | 68 | 13 | 1 |
2695 | We shouldn’t have executed Sir Hammock for this evil chair. This is pure genius! | 1.1829 | 0.04947 | 82 | 69 | 11 | 2 |
2696 | Well, I requested a duo performance of Hamlet... but this is good too. | 1.1829 | 0.04947 | 82 | 69 | 11 | 2 |
2697 | I’ll never pooh-pooh the swing voters again. | 1.1829 | 0.05522 | 82 | 71 | 7 | 4 |
2698 | Not exactly The Iron Throne... | 1.1829 | 0.04633 | 82 | 68 | 13 | 1 |
2699 | I think the lady called us a banana split... | 1.1829 | 0.04633 | 82 | 68 | 13 | 1 |
2700 | I'll tell ya, they have really upgraded this pre-beheading lounge! | 1.1829 | 0.04633 | 82 | 68 | 13 | 1 |
2701 | Think of it as Camp Castle. | 1.1829 | 0.05243 | 82 | 70 | 9 | 3 |
2702 | Hello Sisyphus, I'm Hope. Why don't you take a load off" | 1.1829 | 0.04947 | 82 | 69 | 11 | 2 |
2703 | There’s no Regal way to get out of a hammock. | 1.1829 | 0.05522 | 82 | 71 | 7 | 4 |
2704 | I'm sorry, dear. In Hammacher Schlemmer, I mistook it for a gondola. | 1.1829 | 0.05243 | 82 | 70 | 9 | 3 |
2705 | I told you to get a king sized ! | 1.1829 | 0.04947 | 82 | 69 | 11 | 2 |
2706 | In the game of hammocks, you chill or you die. | 1.1829 | 0.05243 | 82 | 70 | 9 | 3 |
2707 | Royal Distancing just doesn't feel right. | 1.1829 | 0.04947 | 82 | 69 | 11 | 2 |
2708 | I know you think this is too laid back, but the children said we'd be more relatable | 1.1829 | 0.04633 | 82 | 68 | 13 | 1 |
2709 | I'm sort of nostalgic for the Hundred Years' War. | 1.1829 | 0.04947 | 82 | 69 | 11 | 2 |
2710 | Shall we tell him he has no clothes on or just hang out here. | 1.1829 | 0.05243 | 82 | 70 | 9 | 3 |
2711 | This is glamping at its finest,son. | 1.1829 | 0.04947 | 82 | 69 | 11 | 2 |
2712 | Let us swing. | 1.1829 | 0.04633 | 82 | 68 | 13 | 1 |
2713 | Moveth thy feet! | 1.1829 | 0.04947 | 82 | 69 | 11 | 2 |
2714 | Come on. It’s the royal throne reimagined. | 1.1829 | 0.04633 | 82 | 68 | 13 | 1 |
2715 | I thought this would be more fun. Let's add pudding. | 1.1829 | 0.05243 | 82 | 70 | 9 | 3 |
2716 | I don't think this is what her highness had in mind when she told you to get a banana hammock. | 1.1829 | 0.05522 | 82 | 71 | 7 | 4 |
2717 | It's only designed to hold 300 pounds, so, if you don't mind, I'll ask the guard to sever your head. | 1.1829 | 0.05243 | 82 | 70 | 9 | 3 |
2718 | They said all the royals were in bed with each other, but the hammocks were on sale, so we went with that. | 1.1829 |