Contest #729


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729

The winning captions

These captions are chosen by The New Yorker.

  1. “We can’t be overthrown, but we can be swayed.”
  2. “We’ll show those Ottomans.”
  3. “How long can we maintain this balance of power?”


Name Value
Submission deadline 2020-10-18T20:21:00.000Z
Voting started -
Voting ended 2020-11-01T21:23:00.000Z
Finalists announced 2020-10-26T20:23:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued November 2, 2020
Number of captions 5795
Number of responses 902767
Number of participants -


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In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 We can’t be overthrown, but we can be swayed. 2.1137 0.00647 14418 3619 5540 5259
1 Now is the winter of our discount tent. 1.9681 0.00721 13233 4766 4123 4344
2 Gotta be honest, I’m relieved this is what you meant by ‘hanging.’ 1.9340 0.00731 11553 3973 4369 3211
3 She got the throne in the divorce. 1.9279 0.00752 11116 3927 4064 3125
4 We’ll show those Ottomans. 1.9160 0.00734 11998 4426 4154 3418
5 I'm swingin' in the reign, just swinging in the reign.... 1.8878 0.00736 11890 4569 4086 3235
6 It was called FLÄRDTHRÖNE on the IKEA website...I didn't realize until after assembling. 1.8576 0.01030 6180 2527 2006 1647
7 The swing vote put us in. 1.8506 0.02056 1352 502 550 300
8 It's comfy, but the throne had a cup holder. 1.8351 0.00806 8849 3390 3528 1931
9 We should have gotten the king size. 1.8310 0.00840 8424 3337 3174 1913
10 In the future they'll remember me as the king of swing. 1.8246 0.01236 3832 1517 1470 845
11 'Game of Hammocks' just doesn't have the same ring. 1.8243 0.00993 6254 2576 2201 1477
12 When they said I’d have to give up the throne I took it as a metaphor. 1.8233 0.00927 6537 2516 2660 1361
13 If you lean too far left, the monarchy will fall. 1.8186 0.00865 7920 3195 2967 1758
14 How long can we maintain this balance of power?” 1.7975 0.00994 5541 2191 2281 1069
15 Give up the throne – that's EXACTLY what you said. 1.7755 0.00903 7008 2966 2649 1393
16 Okay, maybe if we both try to get out at the same time. 1.7562 0.00945 6207 2661 2398 1148
17 Once the plague dies down, we'll take a real vacation. 1.7540 0.00972 6093 2688 2216 1189
18 At some point, the giant will want his face mask back. 1.7380 0.02304 1168 555 364 249
19 Lately, I've been less like 'Off with his head' and more like 'Whatever.' 1.7375 0.01065 4907 2179 1837 891
20 Being overthrown is seeming more and more likely. 1.7373 0.02069 1279 562 491 226
21 They think we're relaxing. They don't know we can't get out. 1.7329 0.00991 5638 2516 2112 1010
22 Isn’t this easier for our subjects to overturn us? 1.7184 0.01017 5391 2474 1961 956
23 When you said swinging might spice things up, this wasn't what I had in mind. 1.7090 0.01131 4367 2040 1558 769
24 And from this day forth, I shall be known as Ivan the Casual. 1.7059 0.01314 3410 1652 1109 649
25 And you're going to love what I've done with the moat. 1.7031 0.01537 2351 1105 839 407
26 You’re never going to Home Depot alone again. 1.6976 0.01300 3466 1697 1120 649
27 Please tell me you have the remote 1.6940 0.01213 3856 1865 1306 685
28 I asked Alexa to order ham hocks. 1.6894 0.01588 2534 1325 671 538
29 The Swedish king gave it to me. It’s from a province called IKEA 1.6863 0.00988 5671 2739 1972 960
30 I'm measuring us for a burial shroud - it's from Turin. 1.6841 0.01390 3571 1974 751 846
31 And if the King of France jumped off a cliff would you do that, too?!!!" 1.6828 0.01515 2475 1220 820 435
32 Unless we act in unison we will both be overthrown 1.6749 0.01042 5004 2438 1755 811
33 We're swingin' in the reign, just swingin' in the reign ... 1.6732 0.01112 4761 2434 1449 878
34 To be honest, I was a little worried when I heard that Parliament voted to suspend the monarchy. 1.6730 0.01481 2468 1203 869 396
35 When you say swing to the left, you mean my left. Right? 1.6686 0.01462 2640 1327 861 452
36 I meant to order a ham hock. 1.6590 0.01081 4915 2536 1519 860
37 This felt different in Costa Rica. 1.6571 0.01834 1642 831 543 268
38 We are not amused. 1.6477 0.01020 6213 3488 1426 1299
39 No, this does NOT make us a swing State. 1.6437 0.01250 3469 1778 1149 542
40 Well, it’s better than that waterthrone we had in the 70s 1.6290 0.02186 1167 622 356 189
41 It will make more sense once the margaritas arrive. 1.6131 0.01410 2582 1355 871 356
42 Whoever thought our royal asses would end up in a sling? 1.6044 0.01411 2806 1558 800 448
43 First the no clothes debacle then that four and twenty blackbird fiasco and now this. 1.6032 0.01770 1734 951 520 263
44 It’s a thrönē from IKEA. 1.6021 0.01208 3692 2021 1119 552
45 Can you believe it? On Airbnb they’re calling this a 1 bedroom King. 1.5987 0.01584 2133 1170 649 314
46 When the novelty wears off, we can store it next to the royal exercise bike. 1.5982 0.01656 1854 993 613 248
47 No. 1.5968 0.01742 2195 1352 376 467
48 I dont know how to get out either. You executed the designer. 1.5800 0.01504 2338 1315 690 333
49 Remember those guys who sold me the 'new clothes?" 1.5799 0.02269 1014 567 306 141
50 It’s a lot harder to ascend the hammock. 1.5779 0.01683 1803 1001 562 240
51 And you thought you could not be swayed... 1.5769 0.01693 1709 933 566 210
52 Just because it’s a wedding present doesn’t mean we have to use it. 1.5708 0.01570 1906 1032 660 214
53 I’d abdicate if I could get up.” 1.5670 0.01621 1940 1096 588 256
54 I have to use the throne. 1.5666 0.01897 1516 884 405 227
55 Won’t this make it harder to act like we’re paying attention to their problems? 1.5663 0.01550 2029 1125 659 245
56 Don't expect to produce an heir to the throne in this contraption, my Lord! 1.5659 0.03540 440 258 115 67
57 I'm not so much worried of being overthrown, as falling out. 1.5617 0.01844 1451 815 457 179
58 And you swear I still look just as powerful? 1.5611 0.01631 1777 981 595 201
59 What else do the simple folk do? 1.5583 0.02090 1166 668 345 153
60 You should have thought of that before we got in. 1.5511 0.01764 1586 907 484 195
61 I don't know..."Game of Hammocks" doesn't sound quite right. 1.5464 0.01841 1563 929 414 220
62 The Duke of Ellington was correct. It don't mean a thing if it ain't got that swing. 1.5459 0.02319 991 591 259 141
63 When I heard that the monarchy would soon be hanging in a delicate balance, it thought that was just a figure of speech. 1.5446 0.02217 942 530 311 101
64 No, you get out first 1.5424 0.01852 1473 863 421 189
65 This was the jester's idea, wasn't it? 1.5404 0.01803 1399 787 468 144
66 When did we become a swing state? 1.5381 0.01938 1390 832 368 190
67 I was fourth in line for the throne but first in line for the hammock. 1.5364 0.01938 1279 741 390 148
68 You just couldn't shut up about the pea, could you? 1.5347 0.02273 1038 632 257 149
69 I’m worried this could make me easier to overthrow. 1.5305 0.01950 1244 723 382 139
70 It’s comfy and all, but I’m really not sure if it projects authority. 1.5266 0.02000 1147 663 364 120
71 Plus, no one's ever had to abdicate a hammock. 1.5243 0.02101 1112 663 315 134
72 I guess the revolutionaries were serious about "abolishing the throne." 1.5241 0.02076 1141 681 322 138
73 Ham hock I said, “ham hock”! 1.5235 0.02125 1127 683 298 146
74 I told you to order Hemlock 1.5221 0.02204 1111 692 258 161
75 Stop trying to sway me. 1.5217 0.02118 1081 644 310 127
76 Hey, watch the crown jewels. 1.5217 0.02186 1060 643 281 136
77 This is not what I expected when I heard you were "The King of Swing". 1.5216 0.02145 1087 656 295 136
78 ...then she told me to get rid of anything that doesn’t bring me joy... 1.5213 0.02127 1078 644 306 128
79 What can I say, the throne just didn't spark joy 1.5204 0.02160 1080 655 288 137
80 Should we ask the guard for a push? 1.5143 0.02165 945 550 304 91
81 And, pray tell, what else did you find on Lord Craig's list? 1.5141 0.02235 990 602 267 121
82 And what else, p'rchance, didst thou findeth on this Listeth of Craigge? 1.5140 0.02279 965 590 254 121
83 This is so us -- getting into something we can't get out of. 1.5126 0.02289 913 549 260 104
84 The Americans always bring the best gifts. 1.5117 0.02290 901 540 261 100
85 No, I order you to get up first! 1.5095 0.02198 944 560 287 97
86 It’s the latest in contraceptive devices. 1.5071 0.02356 913 567 229 117
87 I also got us standing desks. 1.5064 0.02262 855 502 273 80
88 Was it the same guy who sold you those 'clothes'? 1.5057 0.02397 874 542 222 110
89 So, are we a pair of Kings or two Jokers? 1.5034 0.02378 870 537 228 105
90 It's all about inconspicuous wealth these days. 1.5012 0.02261 836 491 271 74
91 I get that we have to be six feet apart, but does your mother really need the axe? 1.4994 0.02471 829 521 202 106
92 We should have gotten the king-sized one. 1.4982 0.02378 819 498 234 87
93 They say one wrong move could topple the kingdom. 1.4978 0.03330 448 280 113 55
94 What are the chances of producing an heir with this set-up? 1.4969 0.02465 805 501 208 96
95 Stop at once, for The King shall not be swayed 1.4957 0.02465 805 504 204 97
96 It’s like a throne, but without the dignity. 1.4914 0.02437 759 462 221 76
97 Game of Hammocks doesn't have the same ring to it. 1.4914 0.02594 757 483 176 98
98 Is this what they mean when they say monarchy is hanging by a thread? 1.4911 0.02492 727 443 211 73
99 The signing of the Treaty of Hammock, 1642. It was successful for a brief period, but ultimately broken when one party tried to get out. 1.4900 0.02499 751 465 204 82
100 I thought we would have better furniture by the time we got married 1.4900 0.02480 747 459 210 78
101 I told you, Rex, you can’t just buy something on eBay because it says “fit for a king!” You HAVE to make sure there’s a photo attached. 1.4884 0.02589 735 465 181 89
102 I think you took this "Summer Palace" concept a bit too far. 1.4860 0.02464 716 434 216 66
103 Well the first six wives really liked it. 1.4852 0.02585 676 416 192 68
104 I'm worried about the swing vote. 1.4843 0.02520 700 429 203 68
105 Just because something's on sale doesn't mean you have to buy it. 1.4840 0.02585 688 427 189 72
106 Just like your family - way too comfortable and impossible to get out of. 1.4839 0.02504 684 414 209 61
107 I think we've been throne out. 1.4835 0.03363 455 295 100 60
108 Are you SURE we're 6' apart? 1.4835 0.02600 697 437 183 77
109 Now they’ll have to call the show ‘Game of Hammocks’ 1.4808 0.02660 676 428 171 77
110 Why be king if you can't be comfortable. 1.4807 0.02517 672 408 205 59
111 Damn Ikea. I guess a "thrøn" isn't what I thought it was. 1.4798 0.02694 667 425 164 78
112 Next time you want to send the thrones out for reupholstering can you wait till I'm out on a crusade? 1.4774 0.02625 643 398 183 62
113 No, you come in on "Gently down the stream"... 1.4768 0.02726 625 394 164 67
114 I didn't think Parliament would actually follow through with suspending the monarchy. 1.4760 0.02672 605 372 178 55
115 I seriously doubt anyone is going to tune in and watch "Game of Hammocks. 1.4759 0.02661 643 403 174 66
116 Summer’s over – we should get back to the winter palace. 1.4758 0.02631 641 398 181 62
117 It’s certainly more comfortable, but I think the thrones had more gravitas. 1.4751 0.02637 623 384 182 57
118 Did you keep the receipt? 1.4742 0.02685 620 387 172 61
119 Then we put up that Zoom backdrop with the palm tree when he calls and tell him we beat him to the New World. 1.4739 0.02833 593 379 147 67
120 But, Dear, you complained about that pea in our last bed. 1.4736 0.02726 625 396 162 67
121 Dad, heir to the hammock just doesn't cut it with the ladies. 1.4732 0.02729 615 388 163 64
122 This is precisely why Dad says you're not ready. 1.4728 0.02696 607 378 171 58
123 The future of our kingdom lies in the balance. 1.4705 0.02699 593 368 171 54
124 I suppose worse things can happen when you misspell ‘hemlock’. 1.4704 0.02860 591 382 140 69
125 Hey, look on the bright side, you weren't born during the Ottoman Empire. 1.4703 0.02768 606 386 155 65
126 I guess we're the swing vote 1.4703 0.02647 606 374 179 53
127 When’s the last time you had a pedicure? 1.4699 0.03918 332 219 70 43
128 Do I stutter? I said I wanted a large ham hock. 1.4691 0.02861 599 390 137 72
129 Probably time to get out the winter throne. 1.4688 0.02792 593 378 152 63
130 I've burned your L.L. Bean catalog. 1.4687 0.02850 591 382 141 68
131 I think it's your turn to get out first. 1.4679 0.02744 592 373 161 58
132 'The Throne repair chap said 2 weeks - but that was before COVID...' 1.4667 0.02840 585 377 143 65
133 This is comfy - we should've let your brother sieze the throne years ago 1.4667 0.02799 585 373 151 61
134 Well, it IS the summer palace. 1.4664 0.02738 581 364 163 54
135 All I'm saying is this is how revolutions begin. 1.4663 0.02788 579 367 154 58
136 It seemed like a great idea at 3:00 AM when I was watching the infomercial. 1.4638 0.02774 567 357 157 53
137 I think there's room for one concubine. 1.4625 0.02787 560 353 155 52
138 You can't be a king - if you ain't got that swing. Doo wah, doo wah, doo wah, doo wah! 1.4622 0.02970 556 366 123 67
139 The thrones weren’t sparking joy. 1.4622 0.02859 556 356 143 57
140 I'm known as the Sultan of Swing 1.4608 0.02885 549 353 139 57
141 How many kings would a king-sling sling if a king-sling could sling kings? 1.4607 0.03028 547 364 114 69
142 It looked like a lot more fun on the infomercial. 1.4595 0.02820 531 333 152 46
143 Let me guess, the ad said ‘fit for a king’ didn’t it? 1.4579 0.02931 522 335 135 52
144 This alliance can only work if you move to the right when I move to the left. 1.4566 0.02886 530 339 140 51
145 How about next 'Casual Friday' we just wear jeans? 1.4565 0.03933 322 215 67 40
146 Did you see the fly on his head? 1.4563 0.03084 515 342 111 62
147 The Duke says, It Don't Mean a Thing, If It Ain't Got That Swing 1.4561 0.02996 524 343 123 58
148 What next, become a democracy? 1.4561 0.02846 524 331 147 46
149 How in the world did you lose our thrones in a poker game? 1.4558 0.03025 520 342 119 59
150 Funny, I don't feel like beheading anyone now, either. 1.4547 0.02917 519 333 136 50
151 Actually, it's shamrocks that bring good luck. 1.4547 0.02904 519 332 138 49
152 Ponce says it's all the rage in the New World. 1.4547 0.02891 519 331 140 48
153 I worry that what we gain in comfort we'll be giving up in gravitas. 1.4544 0.02979 504 325 129 50
154 Next time you invade a kingdom, make sure it comes furnished. 1.4527 0.02927 497 316 137 44
155 I hate to say this, but we're hanging by a thread 1.4526 0.02943 506 325 133 48
156 I gave the jester our credit card. 1.4526 0.02807 506 315 153 38
157 We better get this back on the catapult before they realize it is missing. 1.4524 0.02952 504 324 132 48
158 I lost the thrones in a game. 1.4517 0.03030 507 333 119 55
159 This will be all yours someday. 1.4514 0.02980 494 318 129 47
160 I think they misheard my request for a ham hock. 1.4513 0.03074 503 333 113 57
161 Do you think the giant will mind that we borrowed his face mask? 1.4505 0.03057 495 325 117 53
162 One false move and you overthrow our government. 1.4496 0.03092 496 329 111 56
163 How about we just put it out when your sister visits? 1.4494 0.02924 494 315 136 43
164 You traded our Royal Throne for this and how many beans? 1.4492 0.02988 492 318 127 47
165 Forget "Lionhearted", you will be known as "Richard the Comfortable". 1.4491 0.02951 481 306 134 41
166 The salesman said it makes us look more approachable. 1.4476 0.02881 487 307 142 38
167 When you told me you were a real swinger, this is not what I had in mind. 1.4470 0.03093 481 317 113 51
168 Now let’s discuss the swing states 1.4468 0.03031 479 311 122 46
169 We really got our asses in a sling this time. 1.4466 0.03185 468 312 103 53
170 Let's nail the dismount. 1.4465 0.03011 477 308 125 44
171 Its comfy, but I feel like sitting on a big fancy chair would send a better message. 1.4465 0.02952 477 304 133 40
172 Given that the conquerer ordered us to hang, we should consider ourselves lucky. 1.4465 0.02997 477 307 127 43
173 This is the last time I want to hear feng shui 1.4457 0.03647 350 232 80 38
174 Just hear me out: our next revision? Bouncy castle. 1.4454 0.03030 476 309 122 45
175 We paid for his trip and this is what Columbus brought us? 1.4450 0.03328 400 261 100 39
176 The throne salesmen also has some new clothes to show me. 1.4444 0.03037 468 303 122 43
177 Next time I'm coming to IKEA with you! 1.4432 0.03237 449 300 99 50
178 Yes, it is comfy, dear, but I don't think this is what the townsfolk had in mind when they said they wanted to put your ass in a sling. 1.4425 0.03115 461 303 112 46
179 The King of Spain only has a bean-bag chair. 1.4425 0.03084 461 301 116 44
180 I am not so easily swayed. 1.4423 0.03170 459 305 105 49
181 I'm not sure I want to be remembered as John the Casual. 1.4420 0.03103 457 299 114 44
182 I can see why Meghan Markle left. 1.4416 0.03270 437 292 97 48
183 Ham hock? I distinctly heard, "I could really go for a hammock." 1.4403 0.03080 452 294 117 41
184 Oh and you know what else would be fun, a pedal boat for the moat. Shaped like a swan! 1.4402 0.03330 393 257 99 37
185 I’m actually kind of proud you had the courage to dethrone me son, but I’m afraid you’re missing the big picture. 1.4400 0.03122 450 295 112 43
186 It’s certainly comfortable, I just fear it doesn’t carry the same gravitas as the throne. 1.4397 0.03115 448 293 113 42
187 Havock. I said we should wreak Havoc. 1.4394 0.03275 421 279 99 43
188 It doth not spark joy. 1.4388 0.03126 449 295 111 43
189 I can't be a king if I ain't got this swing. 1.4388 0.03158 449 297 107 45
190 Abdicate? Hell, I can't even get out of this damn thing with dignity. 1.4376 0.03117 441 290 110 41
191 I thought swinging meant something else. 1.4358 0.03142 436 286 110 40
192 Nice but I asked for ham hock. 1.4353 0.03302 425 286 93 46
193 On the bright side, we can’t be dethroned 1.4349 0.03068 430 277 119 34
194 We should've got a king-sized hammock. 1.4346 0.03234 428 285 100 43
195 I don't know, 'Game of Hammocks', just doesn't quite do it for me. 1.4344 0.03438 366 241 91 34
196 Oh, I'm swingin' in the reign, just swingin' in the reign... 1.4335 0.03414 406 276 84 46
197 What are your thoughts on royal Adirondack chairs? 1.4329 0.03146 425 278 110 37
198 As a startup kingdom, we’re a little more laid back. 1.4323 0.03131 421 274 112 35
199 How long until we can ask your mother for the gift receipt? 1.4323 0.03220 421 279 102 40
200 It's still better than staying at your mother's. 1.4307 0.03203 404 264 106 34
201 King size my ass. 1.4307 0.03222 404 265 104 35
202 Who knew being dethroned would be this confortable? 1.4300 0.03073 414 266 118 30
203 My kingdom for a mattress! 1.4297 0.03278 391 257 100 34
204 I now understand why we have no heir to the throne 1.4289 0.03292 408 273 95 40
205 It goes your leg, then my legs, then your leg. I'm on the inside. What don't you get? 1.4289 0.03161 408 266 109 33
206 Swinging in the reign 1.4282 0.03333 404 272 91 41
207 How long can it really take to reupholster two thrones? 1.4282 0.03263 390 256 101 33
208 We’re in this together right? 1.4280 0.04326 236 158 55 23
209 How are we ever going to have children? 1.4275 0.03382 393 265 88 40
210 Didn't I warn you about playing poker with Merlin? 1.4268 0.03245 403 267 100 36
211 I somehow had a different idea of maintaining the balance of power. 1.4268 0.03320 403 271 92 40
212 ‘And so my thought was that if we promised everyone a hammock, they’d all forget about how we’ve completely mismanaged the Plague.’ 1.4268 0.03394 403 275 84 44
213 This is why I don't like to buy thrones online" 1.4264 0.03218 401 264 103 34
214 You don’t think we’re taking this laissez-faire governing a bit far do you? 1.4257 0.03181 397 259 107 31
215 Indeed, this is a surprisingly comfortable balance of power. 1.4253 0.03192 395 258 106 31
216 I think 'Game of Hammocks' has a nice ring to it. 1.4253 0.03291 395 263 96 36
217 Wait ‘til you see the Beanbags in the Banquet Hall! 1.4249 0.03322 393 263 93 37
218 I *swear* I heard you say "Order them to wreak hammock" 1.4246 0.03393 391 265 86 40
219 Does this feel king size to you? 1.4245 0.03317 384 255 95 34
220 With this, who needs contraception? 1.4245 0.03378 384 258 89 37
221 Playest thou footsie with me? 1.4237 0.03341 380 253 93 34
222 I’m feeling more benevolent already. 1.4232 0.03268 371 242 101 28
223 And it would kill you to put on a pair of socks? 1.4229 0.03237 376 245 103 28
224 You forgot to order the guy to push us didn’t you? 1.4227 0.03312 388 259 94 35
225 Wait until m’lady experiences the royal zipline! 1.4215 0.03180 382 248 107 27
226 Next time we sit here, can you please put some underwear on? 1.4215 0.03389 382 258 87 37
227 Oh, great, I have to pee. Call the Royal Hammock Getter Outer. 1.4215 0.03286 382 253 97 32
228 Uh, what else did Columbus find in the new world? 1.4211 0.03213 380 248 104 28
229 All I really want is to create the illusion of reform. 1.4209 0.03232 373 243 103 27
230 Are we six feet apart? 1.4206 0.03331 378 252 93 33
231 ‘I’m starting to think they misunderstood, when I asked to have you hung’ 1.4206 0.03310 378 251 95 32
232 The bank said it was either the throne or the wine cellar. 1.4196 0.03312 367 242 96 29
233 If that's not your foot, what is it? 1.4192 0.03414 365 245 87 33
234 Our reign hangs in the balance. 1.4191 0.03336 377 252 92 33
235 It's just a rental. The throne is in the shop. 1.4191 0.03420 377 256 84 37
236 Uneasy lies the bed that bears a clown. 1.4187 0.03370 375 252 89 34
237 Our royal powers have been suspended. 1.4187 0.03327 375 250 93 32
238 Your move. 1.4187 0.03262 375 247 99 29
239 'Tis comfortable, but it doth lack splendor. 1.4182 0.03404 373 252 86 35
240 Staycation. It's very "pandemic". 1.4178 0.03438 371 252 83 36
241 Are you sure this is it? They made ‘swinging’ seem much more exciting. 1.4178 0.03522 371 256 75 40
242 Ask your guard to give us a push! 1.4172 0.03458 338 224 87 27
243 It looked like a lot more fun in Castle Depot. 1.4164 0.03368 365 244 90 31
244 I always thought it was Ivar the Boneless, not the Throneless!!! 1.4164 0.03563 365 253 72 40
245 Game of Hammocks” doesn’t quite have the same ring to it 1.4160 0.03289 363 239 97 27
246 I worry we’re too easily toppled. 1.4160 0.03425 363 245 85 33
247 The thrones just felt so pretentious... 1.4160 0.03243 363 237 101 25
248 No, I’m sure Fauci said three feet apart for royalty and SIX feet for commoners.” 1.4157 0.04231 255 176 52 27
249 She won't let me have it in the main chamber, so I put it down here in my man dungeon. 1.4144 0.03453 362 246 82 34
250 You were right. This is much better. But the throne in the bathroom stays. 1.4134 0.03319 358 237 94 27
251 I hope that is your foot 1.4134 0.03503 358 245 78 35
252 Let's see her try to feel a pea under this thing. 1.4109 0.03456 348 235 83 30
253 I told them we wanted a “ham hock.” Next time I’ll just ask for the whole pig. 1.4109 0.03504 348 237 79 32
254 How, exactly, is this power-sharing arrangement supposed to work? 1.4104 0.04075 268 185 56 27
255 This is why I’m the king of swing. 1.4104 0.03494 346 235 80 31
256 Well, we could start a war or just take it easy. It’s up to you. 1.4104 0.03322 346 228 94 24
257 Do you think we could get the peasants to oppress themselves? 1.4096 0.03598 332 227 74 31
258 Is this King size or Queen size? 1.4095 0.03408 337 224 88 25
259 I'm starting to think that letting the Court Jester read Dad's will was a mistake. 1.4095 0.03408 337 224 88 25
260 Funny thing. You thought I made the throne payment and I thought you did. 1.4091 0.04800 198 138 39 21
261 This way we don't have to wear pants to work. 1.4076 0.03379 341 227 89 25
262 I am having the court couples-therapist executed at dawn 1.4072 0.03479 334 225 82 27
263 I felt more regal in the bean bag chair. 1.4071 0.03366 339 225 90 24
264 Just for the fun of it, let's change sides. 1.4071 0.03493 339 230 80 29
265 How much did you say you got for the thrones? 1.4071 0.03417 339 227 86 26
266 It's comfortable, but it just doesn't scream "throne." 1.4071 0.03543 339 232 76 31
267 When the peasants said they were going to hang us I didn't expect to be this comfortable. 1.4071 0.03443 339 228 84 27
268 I call it my air canoe. All the relaxation without that weird moat smell. 1.4071 0.03366 339 225 90 24
269 We should get the throne cleaned more often 1.4065 0.03582 337 232 73 32
270 It's more comfortable but I'm not sure it says "power" 1.4065 0.03582 337 232 73 32
271 I'm just not sure 'heir to the hammock' carries the requisite political weight 1.4062 0.03546 325 220 78 27
272 I try to be the type of despot that "you would want to have a beer with." 1.4055 0.03332 328 215 93 20
273 Its a new twist on the slings and arrows thing, without the arrows. 1.4054 0.03485 333 225 81 27
274 It’s called THE HUNDRED YEARS’ WAR, Sharon, we might as well be comfortable. 1.4048 0.03393 331 220 88 23
275 I never know exactly what I need until Prime Day rolls around. 1.4048 0.03447 331 222 84 25
276 I think I prefer the mattresses with the pea. 1.4043 0.03632 324 223 71 30
277 Where are the cup holders? 1.4037 0.03393 327 217 88 22
278 I go high, you go low 1.4037 0.03633 327 226 70 31
279 You’re right, working from home has its perks 1.4037 0.03475 327 220 82 25
280 I feel like you misled me when you said we’d go swinging tonight 1.4037 0.03581 327 224 74 29
281 I'll never use Alexa to order ham hocks again. 1.4031 0.03610 320 219 73 28
282 Cry hammock, and let slip the naps of snore! 1.4025 0.03585 323 221 74 28
283 After legalizing marijuana, the court was never the same 1.4019 0.03420 311 205 87 19
284 Our nation's monarchy hangs in the balance. 1.4018 0.03614 326 225 71 30
285 Funny, I don't feel like beheading anyone today. 1.3987 0.03606 306 208 74 24
286 So much for the Queen's English. I ordered ham hocks for two. 1.3981 0.03570 314 214 75 25
287 I know its uncomfortable, but the people demanded to see us hang! 1.3981 0.03598 314 215 73 26
288 The Knights of the Round Table will be SO jealous! 1.3981 0.03570 314 214 75 25
289 Being dethroned has its advantages 1.3981 0.03334 314 206 91 17
290 I said I was in the mood for a ham hock not a hammock! 1.3981 0.03598 314 215 73 26
291 Don't look at me. You're the one who insisted we choose Door Number Three. 1.3981 0.03581 309 210 75 24
292 Yes, of course, I like it. I'm just saying I wish he had been more focused on bringing back silver and gold from the New World. 1.3974 0.03655 307 211 70 26
293 You missed a payment on the throne again. 1.3974 0.03608 302 205 74 23
294 I call it ‘King in a Sling’ 1.3968 0.03687 310 215 67 28
295 Would you PLEASE apologize to the wizard so we can get our thrones back! 1.3967 0.03582 305 207 75 23
296 Three deuces could never beat us, you said. 1.3961 0.03498 308 207 80 21
297 At least we can’t be “de-throned,“ which sounds much worse than just being de-hammocked. 1.3954 0.03292 306 199 93 14
298 The Royal Hammock doth squeeze the Royal Bollocks. 1.3947 0.03708 304 211 66 27
299 What time is the royal pusher to arrive? 1.3947 0.03708 304 211 66 27
300 Who says royals can't be swingers? 1.3947 0.03708 304 211 66 27
301 How long are you going to keep me in suspense? 1.3935 0.04440 216 151 45 20
302 Problem I see is there is no kingly way to get in and out of this thing. 1.3933 0.03621 300 205 72 23
303 You just had to lower taxes, didn't you! 1.3933 0.03365 300 197 88 15
304 We should have just removed the pea! 1.3933 0.03742 300 209 64 27
305 Remember when we used to stand for something. 1.3933 0.03621 300 205 72 23
306 It's called work-life balance. 1.3933 0.03463 300 200 82 18
307 We are never again hiring your nephew to redecorate. 1.3927 0.03715 303 211 65 27
308 It looked a little more relaxing in the catalog. 1.3927 0.03408 303 201 85 17
309 If we allow the serfs access to this technology, our economy will collapse. 1.3927 0.03595 303 207 73 23
310 I don't know, it's comfortable, but I think it lacks gravitas. 1.3927 0.03503 303 204 79 20
311 Just because it was on sale during Prime Day, doesn't mean you had to buy it. 1.3927 0.03773 303 213 61 29
312 Mark my words, in 500 years the masses will be claiming Casual Friday as their own. 1.3927 0.03595 303 207 73 23
313 So they gave me the biggest mask I’ve ever seen and said: ‘You made your bed, now lie in it.’ 1.3927 0.03915 303 218 51 34
314 The President said you can't get COVID if you sit in a hammock. 1.3926 0.03819 298 210 59 29
315 Other monarchs have heirs, I wonder why we don’t. 1.3925 0.03743 293 203 65 25
316 Who said "uneasy lies the crown?" This is super easy! 1.3919 0.03526 296 199 78 19
317 I hope you like it, dear. It's one of the perks of shacking up with the head of a swing state. 1.3919 0.03622 296 202 72 22
318 I could get used to Casual Friday. 1.3919 0.03653 296 203 70 23
319 I hate casual Friday. 1.3919 0.03526 296 199 78 19
320 It’s from their Castle Casual line and it got four and a half chalices! 1.3919 0.03590 296 201 74 21
321 The swing voters hold all the power in this country, too. 1.3919 0.03746 296 206 64 26
322 No, swing right. My right. Your left. Oh, I miss the thrones. 1.3912 0.03638 294 201 71 22
323 Can we get thrones when they pass a stimulus plan? 1.3912 0.03825 294 207 59 28
324 I've been trying to abdicate for years, but these things are impossible to get out of. 1.3912 0.03606 294 200 73 21
325 What I said was, "Bring me home a nice ham hock." 1.3912 0.03794 294 206 61 27
326 I’m not really sure ‘Game of Hammocks’ will work as an HBO series. 1.3912 0.03701 294 203 67 24
327 I’m starting to regret executing the royal hammock pusher. 1.3912 0.03606 294 200 73 21
328 Now we are 6 feet apart. 1.3895 0.03973 285 204 51 30
329 I really like hanging out with you too 1.3892 0.04692 203 145 37 21
330 The Royal Staycation 1.3891 0.03514 293 197 78 18
331 This is not the time to stand on ceremony. 1.3889 0.03622 288 196 72 20
332 Being dethroned isn't as bad as I thought it would be. 1.3887 0.03700 283 194 68 21
333 It's comfortable, but it lacks a little majesty. 1.3883 0.03725 291 202 65 24
334 The very monarchy hangs in the balance! 1.3879 0.03751 281 194 65 22
335 My royal title will be Ethelred The Comfy 1.3875 0.03806 289 203 60 26
336 Quit complaining. I couldn’t pull the damn sword from the stone . Okay?! 1.3871 0.03837 279 195 60 24
337 Amazon was out of thrones. 1.3871 0.03937 279 198 54 27
338 It’s the summer throne. 1.3868 0.03728 287 199 65 23
339 He who can dismount with dignity is the true King of England.” 1.3868 0.03981 287 207 49 31
340 There are some things I haven’t told you about the royal budget. 1.3868 0.03561 287 194 75 18
341 I feel an urge to invent the weekend. 1.3868 0.03662 287 197 69 21
342 I’m glad we tried this, but I think the Eames lounge chairs were more dignified. 1.3868 0.03728 287 199 65 23
343 This is so much more fun than governing the people. 1.3868 0.03662 287 197 69 21
344 Just wait to see what I've done to the bathroom. 1.3868 0.03728 287 199 65 23
345 You know, when they said they were going to hang us, this isn't what I was expecting at all." 1.3868 0.03662 287 197 69 21
346 Right swing, tax the peasants, left swing, tax the peasants. 1.3868 0.03629 287 196 71 20
347 Too crowded? YOU'RE the one who refused to leave after losing the election. 1.3866 0.03902 269 188 58 23
348 Well King Hammock, what do you think we should call your invention? 1.3860 0.03712 285 197 66 22
349 'Well, it's more portable than the old throne, and much kinder to my hemorrhoids' 1.3860 0.03778 285 199 62 24
350 I don't think that's what they meant by the "King of Swing"... 1.3860 0.03811 285 200 60 25
351 Let's rock back and forth, as hard as we can. The one that doesn't fall out will be King. 1.3855 0.03806 275 191 62 22
352 A month for the thrones to be reupholstered !? 1.3852 0.03796 283 198 61 24
353 I no longer feel like going to war. 1.3852 0.03730 283 196 65 22
354 Thou first.", "No, thou first. 1.3852 0.03796 283 198 61 24
355 Thrones are so middle ages. 1.3846 0.03644 273 185 71 17
356 I distinctly said ham hock. 1.3846 0.03825 273 190 61 22
357 This is the last time I let you go to Costco alone. 1.3843 0.03848 281 198 58 25
358 Honestly, I had no idea you swung both ways! 1.3843 0.03781 281 196 62 23
359 I don't want to upset you but I need to see a man about a horse. 1.3843 0.03848 281 198 58 25
360 Don't know about you, but I can't wait for that throne set to come back from the Restoration. 1.3843 0.03609 281 191 72 18
361 How much do you owe Deutsche Bank? 1.3835 0.03833 279 196 59 24
362 "People told me you had a reputation for being a swinger. But I had no idea they meant this!" 1.3835 0.03799 279 195 61 23
363 Now what? 1.3835 0.03833 279 196 59 24
364 I thought you said you wanted a return to the royal 'whee'. 1.3835 0.03833 279 196 59 24
365 Wait until you see what I’ve done to the moat! 1.3835 0.03696 279 192 67 20
366 My doc said sitting on a throne all day is bad for my back. 1.3835 0.03661 279 191 69 19
367 To be honest I asked the servants for ‘hemlock’ - nevermind what for. 1.3835 0.03696 279 192 67 20
368 I like the hammock. I just hate looking at you all day. 1.3832 0.03883 274 193 57 24
369 And what else, perchance, did you find on this Lyste of Craigge? 1.3832 0.03917 274 194 55 25
370 ...I said Hamlet. 1.3827 0.03985 277 199 50 28
371 You idiot, I wanted a ham hock. 1.3827 0.03818 277 194 60 23
372 We'll never get out of this you know." "The Hundred Years' War?" "No Henry, this hammock. 1.3827 0.03919 277 197 54 26
373 Which way do you swing? 1.3824 0.03688 272 186 68 18
374 Can you ask him to swing us instead of just standing there? 1.3824 0.03537 272 182 76 14
375 It's great fun during an earthquake 1.3824 0.03613 272 184 72 16
376 Someday all this will be yours. 1.3820 0.03772 267 184 64 19
377 Online it looked a lot more comfortable. 1.3818 0.03871 275 194 57 24
378 I'm glad they weren't more specific than "hang for treason." 1.3810 0.03820 273 191 60 22
379 The royal upholsterer says Thursday. 1.3810 0.03640 273 186 70 17
380 At least we got to keep the crowns... 1.3810 0.03856 273 192 58 23
381 And that's what the simple folk do, Guinevere. 1.3801 0.03657 271 185 69 17
382 You must swing faster, my dear, if you wish us to attain the royal 'Whee!' 1.3801 0.03767 271 188 63 20
383 I guess I could swing either way. 1.3801 0.03804 271 189 61 21
384 I'll lead the Crusade as soon as I'm able to get out of this thing... 1.3801 0.03694 271 186 67 18
385 I think this will win us the swing vote. 1.3801 0.03731 271 187 65 19
386 Needless to say, I had our new interior decorator beheaded. 1.3801 0.03804 271 189 61 21
387 You know, I’d be just as happy if they never finished repairing the thrones! 1.3792 0.03598 269 182 72 15
388 Its a loaner while the thrones are being reupholstered. 1.3788 0.03835 264 184 60 20
389 "Henceforth, I shall be known as William the Chill.” 1.3783 0.03841 267 187 59 21
390 The way I figure it, you can’t dethrone a king who doesn’t have a throne. 1.3783 0.03653 267 182 69 16
391 I ordered Hemlock. 1.3783 0.03767 267 185 63 19
392 The amazon reviews said, “fits 3.” Three what? Dwarves? 1.3779 0.03854 262 183 59 20
393 You know, just because I complain about something doesn't mean you have to try and fix it. 1.3769 0.03677 260 177 68 15
394 So Meghan this is California? 1.3766 0.04343 231 167 41 23
395 I understand we live in a swing state. 1.3759 0.03958 266 190 52 24
396 So this is camping. 1.3755 0.03666 261 178 68 15
397 Wasn't it Hammock who said to be or not to be? 1.3755 0.03975 261 186 52 23
398 It's definitely more comfortable than the Iron Throne, but I don't think they're taking us seriously anymore 1.3755 0.03706 261 179 66 16
399 I’m concerned that this isn’t a hammock, but a face mask 1.3755 0.03975 261 186 52 23
400 Game of Hammocks sounded less threatening. 1.3755 0.03975 261 186 52 23
401 Mom said it's my turn to be king. 1.3750 0.03942 264 188 53 23
402 The real throne is in the bathroom. 1.3750 0.03716 264 182 65 17
403 You really are the King of Swing! 1.3745 0.03995 259 185 51 23
404 One, Two, Three, Four, I declare a toe war. 1.3745 0.03920 259 183 55 21
405 We really need to decide who this belongs to before Solomon gets here. 1.3740 0.03934 254 179 55 20
406 This relaxes me so much, I'm beheading a lot less people. 1.3735 0.03823 257 179 60 18
407 It's called a Staycation! Much safer than exposing ourselves to the Plague. 1.3735 0.03742 257 177 64 16
408 Quite comfy lies the head that wears a crown. 1.3735 0.03862 257 180 58 19
409 It's called 'camping.' It's like glamping, but in a castle. 1.3735 0.03862 257 180 58 19
410 Getting out of this thing is going to be a royal pain. 1.3735 0.03783 257 178 62 17
411 Gonna be honest, this is not exactly how I expected to be overthrown. 1.3735 0.03901 257 181 56 20
412 It’s a loaner from the throne re-upholsterer. 1.3735 0.03901 257 181 56 20
413 Forgive me my fair lady but the spoils of war are not what they used to be. 1.3735 0.03823 257 181 57 19
414 When I said we wanted to try swinging, this isn't exactly what I meant. 1.3725 0.03922 255 180 55 20
415 I know we were married at 12, but do we have to keep sleeping like it? 1.3725 0.04011 247 175 52 20
416 At least you said “no” to loaning our crowns to the drama club. 1.3725 0.03622 247 166 70 11
417 There is no word "dehammock" so I think we're safe. 1.3715 0.03821 253 176 60 17
418 Okay, okay, I'll admit it. Invading France would have been a better retirement choice. 1.3715 0.03780 253 175 62 16
419 Well, you’ll just have to win the thrones back in next week’s joust. 1.3715 0.03902 253 178 56 19
420 I don’t think glamping is for us. 1.3705 0.04082 251 181 47 23
421 I hate to upset the balance of power, but nature calls. 1.3705 0.03799 251 174 61 16
422 Maybe we should say it was a gift. 1.3705 0.04042 251 180 49 22
423 Do we have to keep putting the royal chamber on Airbnb? 1.3705 0.03922 251 177 55 19
424 they say that by 1350 these will have completely replaced beds. 1.3705 0.03799 251 174 61 16
425 No, you rock 1.3695 0.03902 249 175 56 18
426 Remind me again, why does it take six weeks to repair two thrones? 1.3695 0.03818 249 173 60 16
427 I know it’s not the *same* as Hawaii but—I mean 2020, right? 1.3684 0.03880 247 173 57 17
428 My motto has always been, 'When the kingdom's in decline...recline.' 1.3673 0.04068 245 176 48 21
429 We should have ordered the king size. 1.3673 0.03900 245 172 56 17
430 It's called the "Overthrone." 1.3673 0.03900 245 172 56 17
431 Okay we'll both abdicate on 3... 1.3673 0.03814 245 170 60 15
432 Explain to me again how we're going to procreate in this thing. 1.3673 0.04109 245 177 46 22
433 No, your left is my right. 1.3673 0.03814 245 170 60 15
434 Costco-- you go in to stock up on mutton, you leave with a hammock. 1.3673 0.04109 245 177 46 22
435 Ok. One more game of footsie before we get back to official business 1.3663 0.04049 243 174 49 20
436 And hacky sack instead of jousting? Where is this coming from, Athelred? 1.3663 0.03789 243 168 61 14
437 You know we can charge the taxpayers for a throne, right? 1.3651 0.04197 241 176 42 23
438 Can I be Beowulf tonight? 1.3651 0.04197 241 176 42 23
439 Your feet are on my side. 1.3651 0.03985 241 171 52 18
440 This wasn’t what I meant when I said I’d give up my throne for you. 1.3651 0.03808 241 167 60 14
441 Catapult? I thought this was a hammock. 1.3647 0.04771 170 121 36 13
442 Your Majesty, I hope you kept the receipt. 1.3640 0.03963 239 169 53 17
443 I think we need a king size hammock. 1.3640 0.04007 239 170 51 18
444 It's less fun than I expected. 1.3640 0.03918 239 168 55 16
445 Someone needs to invent something called a king size bed. 1.3640 0.04007 239 170 51 18
446 Next time, talk to me before you redecorate 1.3640 0.03735 239 164 63 12
447 What kind of swingers club were you expecting? 1.3640 0.04094 239 172 47 20
448 Yes, dear; I did say we should try swinging. 1.3640 0.04137 239 173 45 21
449 See, I told you it was the throne stressing you out. 1.3640 0.03781 239 165 61 13
450 I asked for a ham-hock and this is what they brought me. 1.3640 0.04094 239 172 47 20
451 I got tired of tweeting on the throne. 1.3640 0.03963 239 169 53 17
452 On three we roll over and see what happens. 1.3640 0.03918 239 168 55 16
453 Is this your idea of contraception? 1.3640 0.04094 239 172 47 20
454 I was concerned when you said, we were going to hang together. 1.3640 0.04007 239 170 51 18
455 If only we had trees. 1.3640 0.04094 239 172 47 20
456 You misunderstood, I said how about ham hocks tonight! 1.3629 0.04029 237 169 50 18
457 Meredith, can you come give us a push? 1.3629 0.03984 237 168 52 17
458 The Princess and the Pea fiasco showed me that mattresses are overrated. 1.3629 0.04029 237 169 50 18
459 I hate the loaners from the throne repair shop 1.3629 0.03984 237 168 52 17
460 No offense, but I'm ready to go back to the office. 1.3621 0.03902 232 162 56 14
461 I am sure we are six feet apart. 1.3617 0.04051 235 168 49 18
462 This is not what I had in mind when I said we should be swingers. 1.3617 0.03914 235 165 55 15
463 When I asked for you to be strung up, I had something different in mind. 1.3605 0.03982 233 170 46 17
464 Are you absolutely sure he said "Cry hammock, release the dogs of war!" 1.3605 0.04164 233 169 44 20
465 You think that guy over there will help us get out? 1.3593 0.04051 231 165 49 17
466 Your foot’s on my side. 1.3593 0.04004 231 164 51 16
467 You lost the throne to who? 1.3593 0.04143 231 167 45 19
468 It's the biggest facemask in the whole kingdom. No one ever before has owned such a tremendous facemask. 1.3593 0.04233 231 169 41 21
469 Size does matter 1.3593 0.03957 231 163 53 15
470 Well.... this isn't exactly what I had in mind when I suggested we could share the throne... 1.3593 0.04051 231 165 49 17
471 What? You have restless leg syndrome and motion sickness?" 1.3593 0.04051 231 165 49 17
472 Wouldn't it have been easier to get rid of the pea? 1.3593 0.04004 231 164 51 16
473 Okay... well, Parliament leased the thrones to the White House. 1.3593 0.04097 231 166 47 18
474 I'll rock, you rule. 1.3593 0.04188 231 168 43 20
475 I’m so glad we splurged for the memory foam. 1.3593 0.04004 231 164 51 16
476 I suppose we're swingers now. 1.3593 0.04097 231 166 47 18
477 Uneasy sits the head . . . but the rest of me feels great 1.3581 0.03831 229 159 58 12
478 We should've gone with the California King. 1.3581 0.03930 229 161 54 14
479 I thought your sister was still selling the scented candles. 1.3581 0.04166 229 166 44 19
480 When you asked if I was interested in "swinging", this isn't exactly what I had in mind. 1.3581 0.04074 229 164 48 17
481 I think it’s time to fire the jester 1.3568 0.03951 227 160 53 14
482 It’s not what I thought you meant by swinging. 1.3568 0.04191 227 165 43 19
483 My favorites were still the beanbag thrones. 1.3568 0.03800 227 157 59 11
484 This thing is giving me a royal pain in the ass. 1.3568 0.04097 227 163 47 17
485 What I ordered was hemlock. 1.3568 0.04144 227 164 45 18
486 Somehow the thrones gave us more credibility. 1.3568 0.04097 227 163 47 17
487 Nice, but the Corinthian king’s is made of leather. 1.3568 0.04049 227 162 49 16
488 I suppose they'll repo the crowns next 1.3568 0.04386 213 156 38 19
489 This throne rocks. 1.3556 0.03973 225 159 52 14
490 I was wrong, we could have done this on Zoom. 1.3556 0.04072 225 161 48 16
491 We are king and queen, my dear. We are allowed to be pretentious. 1.3556 0.04168 225 163 44 18
492 Well, we are not NOT amused. 1.3556 0.04120 225 162 46 17
493 Your chastity belt isn't the only obstacle here. 1.3556 0.04120 225 162 46 17
494 Remind me again why you didn’t like our throne. 1.3543 0.04045 223 159 49 15
495 I don't understand why all the peasants complain about camping. 1.3543 0.03944 223 157 53 13
496 I'll flip you for the throne. 1.3543 0.04045 223 159 49 15
497 Game of Hammocks? Are you sure? 1.3543 0.04045 223 159 49 15
498 Somehow this is not what I pictured when you threatened to suspend our talks. 1.3543 0.04192 223 162 43 18
499 Heavy is the hammock that holds the crowns. 1.3543 0.04045 223 159 49 15
500 ...it's like, everyone's got a throne, you know? It's so uptight. 1.3543 0.04144 223 161 45 17
501 The White House asked to borrow them. 1.3543 0.04192 223 162 43 18
502 Actually, I ordered a catapult. 1.3543 0.03995 223 158 51 14
503 I don’t know about this new debate format 1.3543 0.04095 223 160 47 16
504 Perhaps you’re right. Maybe I am running out of plague lockdown staycation ideas. 1.3543 0.03995 223 158 51 14
505 Wow. You were right. This is comfortable, but how do I get out and still look regal? 1.3535 0.04508 198 145 36 17
506 You were right. For the summer, it's so much better than the thrones. 1.3529 0.04168 221 160 44 17
507 Are you sure Consumer Reports rated this better than a queen-sized mattress? 1.3529 0.04168 221 160 44 17
508 It don’t mean a thing if we ain’t got that sling. 1.3529 0.04119 221 159 46 16
509 Really? Throne Depot? 1.3529 0.03966 221 156 52 13
510 How dare they call our kingdom a banana republic. 1.3529 0.04068 221 158 48 15
511 Game of Hammocks? Hmmm. I think we're close to something big. 1.3529 0.04217 221 161 42 18
512 I said to bring the ham hocks! 1.3529 0.04266 221 162 40 19
513 We're swinging in the reign. 1.3529 0.03966 221 156 52 13
514 Is this what the peasants meant when they demanded we be hung? 1.3529 0.04119 221 159 46 16
515 I like to come in here and unwind after a beheading 1.3529 0.04119 221 159 46 16
516 Tyranny has never felt so relaxing 1.3521 0.03897 213 148 55 10
517 This is so nice, it’s taking my mind off the piles of bodies outside. 1.3516 0.03988 219 155 51 13
518 I ordered haddock. I wonder what they'll bring for your swordfish? 1.3516 0.04242 219 160 41 18
519 I agree it's more comfortable, but it lacks a little grandeur. 1.3516 0.03935 219 154 53 12
520 We should see if those thrones are back on Craigslist 1.3516 0.04143 219 158 45 16
521 Next time we're dethroned, let's ask for Eames chairs 1.3516 0.03988 219 155 51 13
522 So now we can't be dethroned 1.3516 0.03935 219 154 53 12
523 So this is how you plan to hold sway... 1.3516 0.04040 219 156 49 14
524 And it was definitely ‘Ham Hock’ you ordered, My Lord? 1.3516 0.04482 219 165 31 23
525 I would have preferred we purchased the Lazy Boy recliner. 1.3507 0.04197 211 152 44 15
526 I proclaim Casual Fridays. 1.3493 0.03822 209 144 57 8
527 Right, first one to blink has to sit next to Pence at the next state banquet 1.3493 0.04330 209 153 39 17
528 Tonight will be my turn on top 1.3491 0.04763 169 123 33 13
529 We’re never going to have an heir to the throne in this! 1.3486 0.04048 218 156 48 14
530 ...no, you get out... 1.3486 0.04100 218 157 46 15
531 My mother will go back home soon. A few more days in the guest throne won't kill you! 1.3486 0.04100 218 157 46 15
532 “Lord Hammock, perhaps your new invention would have more appeal hanging between two shade trees on a warm sunny day.“ 1.3486 0.03995 218 155 50 13
533 I guess it does make the room seem less formal 1.3486 0.03888 218 153 54 11
534 It's to our advantage that we swing both ways. 1.3486 0.04151 218 158 44 16
535 Hanging out with you is always an adventure. 1.3486 0.03778 218 151 58 9
536 My kingdom for a throne! 1.3486 0.04201 218 159 42 17
537 Divine, right? 1.3486 0.04100 218 157 46 15
538 I like being in a swing state. 1.3486 0.04100 218 157 46 15
539 It's really nice until you have to stand up and knight someone. 1.3486 0.03888 218 153 54 11
540 I think they’ve misunderstood what dethroned means 1.3486 0.03995 218 155 50 13
541 Are we happy now? 1.3478 0.03963 207 145 52 10
542 No more impulse buys. 1.3478 0.04303 207 151 40 16
543 To answer your question I have no idea where the throne went but I kind of don't care 1.3476 0.04435 187 135 39 13
544 Your Majesty is rarely so easily swayed. 1.3474 0.04001 213 151 50 12
545 That's the only courtesy item the throne repair shop had. 1.3474 0.04056 213 152 48 13
546 Son... I have decided to abdicate the hammock. 1.3474 0.04056 213 152 48 13
547 And just wait until you see the new clothes he’s made me! 1.3474 0.04110 213 153 46 14
548 I believe our jewel encrusted thrones provided much better back support. 1.3474 0.03889 213 149 54 10
549 It's a population control bed. 14 kids is enough. And I did wash my feet. 1.3474 0.04164 213 154 44 15
550 Well, do you prefer the Black Death to staycationing? 1.3474 0.04320 213 157 38 18
551 This will confuse anyone who wants to dethrone me. 1.3472 0.04123 216 156 45 15
552 Yeah, I was literally dethroned. 1.3472 0.04277 216 159 39 18
553 Then again, the throne never dumped me on the floor. 1.3472 0.03909 216 152 53 11
554 I think the prince took all the royal mattresses for that girl he's having over tonight. 1.3472 0.04377 216 161 35 20
555 For God's sake cut your toenails 1.3472 0.04175 216 157 43 16
556 Maybe ordering our new throne from REI was not such a good idea. 1.3472 0.04123 216 156 45 15
557 Now, I’m the king of the swing voters 1.3472 0.04123 216 156 45 15
558 'That's it? Footsie?" 1.3462 0.04176 208 150 44 14
559 I thought Bjororgensfrum meant throne at IKEA 1.3462 0.04339 208 153 38 17
560 Actually, a roll in the hay could work better. 1.3462 0.03766 208 143 58 7
561 You'll see, 800 years from now some world leader will go back to garish gold-leafed red velvet furniture, and we'll look foolish. 1.3460 0.03967 211 149 51 11
562 It *is* comfy, but Hammock Room just doesn't have the same ring to it. 1.3460 0.04295 211 155 39 17
563 At least now we can give the appearance that we're in it together. 1.3460 0.04024 211 150 49 12
564 Let’s practice that bit again about standing up and greeting the House of Lords. 1.3460 0.04080 211 151 47 13
565 Now they can't say we're in bed together. 1.3460 0.03910 211 148 53 10
566 They really didn't have a second one? 1.3455 0.06118 110 82 18 10
567 The throne was a lot harder to clean under 1.3448 0.03691 203 138 60 5
568 They call it mid-century modern. 1.3448 0.04128 203 145 46 12
569 We should have gone with the king. 1.3447 0.04474 206 154 33 19
570 When they are presented, just nod, no hand waving, remember what happened the last time we waived our hands. 1.3445 0.04322 209 154 38 17
571 There's much less pomp and circumstance when you ascend to the hammock. 1.3445 0.04103 209 150 46 13
572 So this is what the simple folk do? 1.3431 0.04339 204 150 38 16
573 Funny guy that jester. 1.3431 0.04111 204 146 46 12
574 Our new jester is from the Bahamas. 1.3430 0.03953 207 146 51 10
575 Trust me, this is the best way to be left hanging. 1.3430 0.04012 207 147 49 11
576 It's called a hammock and I'm told it's all the rage outside the moat. 1.3430 0.04070 207 148 47 12
577 I promised them I'd give up the throne. 1.3430 0.04128 207 149 45 13
578 That final season pretty much ruined thrones for me across the board." 1.3430 0.04070 207 148 47 12
579 When I told them to modernize the thrones, I meant indoor plumbing 1.3430 0.04128 207 149 45 13
580 This wasn’t what I had in mind when you invited me to a “public hanging.” 1.3430 0.04240 207 151 41 15
581 Yes… I did agree to abdicate the throne. But I wasn’t quite sure what that meant.” 1.3430 0.04012 207 147 49 11
582 I love to hear the waves crashing in the moat. 1.3430 0.04240 207 151 41 15
583 I know it’s comfortable, I’m just a little worried about cultural appropriation, you know? 1.3430 0.04240 207 151 41 15
584 This will help us connect with the millennials. 1.3430 0.04128 207 149 45 13
585 Funny, my five previous wives weren’t crazy about the hammock either. 1.3415 0.04152 205 148 44 13
586 I sold the thrones on ebay." 1.3415 0.04266 205 150 40 15
587 That's my mother by the door, so keep your pants on, Harold. 1.3415 0.04431 205 153 34 18
588 It's a hammock. It's throne together. 1.3415 0.04321 205 151 38 16
589 You call this glamping? 1.3415 0.04152 205 148 44 13
590 Now this is glamping. 1.3415 0.04152 205 148 44 13
591 Maybe we should give peace a chance, too. 1.3415 0.04094 205 147 46 12
592 Do you think Chris Christie wants his mask back? 1.3415 0.04794 205 160 20 25
593 Honestly,this is better than what I expected from a dethroning. 1.3415 0.04376 205 152 36 17
594 Are we amused? 1.3415 0.04094 205 147 46 12
595 Maybe you're right. I should've been the Mattress King. 1.3415 0.03976 205 145 50 10
596 Who says I'm not the King of Swing? 1.3415 0.04209 205 149 42 14
597 Game-changer, right? 1.3415 0.03976 205 145 50 10
598 We’ve exhausted all the mattresses Princess, perhaps this pea is actually a hemorrhoid. 1.3415 0.04209 205 149 42 14
599 Divorced, beheaded, died, divorced, beheaded, bought a hammock?" Not sure it has quite the right ring about it Catherine 1.3401 0.04264 197 143 41 13
600 Switch sides with me. 1.3401 0.04325 197 144 39 14
601 Let's try it standing up. 1.3401 0.04203 197 142 43 12
602 No bumpy peas to bother you, my dear. 1.3399 0.04235 203 148 41 14
603 The royal council said a bit of whimsy would make us more relatable. 1.3399 0.03937 203 143 51 9
604 I told you we'd be in this together. 1.3399 0.04118 203 146 45 12
605 It's nice until you want to get out. 1.3399 0.03811 203 141 55 7
606 It’s called a Staycation! 1.3399 0.04177 203 147 43 13
607 I told you hanging on to power is a balancing act! 1.3399 0.04059 203 145 47 11
608 It was on sale. 1.3389 0.04672 180 134 31 15
609 This was the easiest one to assemble. 1.3384 0.04061 198 141 47 10
610 Can you believe Harry gave this up? 1.3383 0.04261 201 147 40 14
611 Sometimes I get a feeling that the stability of our great nation is hanging by a thread. 1.3383 0.04202 201 146 42 13
612 The throne was hard on my back. This is hard on my dignity. 1.3383 0.04021 201 143 48 10
613 I thought we'd try laissez-faire ergonomics. 1.3383 0.04202 201 146 42 13
614 This is going nowhere 1.3367 0.04020 196 139 48 9
615 Comfy? Yes. Regal? No. 1.3367 0.03981 199 141 49 9
616 Now that we are in, how do we get out? 1.3367 0.04228 199 145 41 13
617 Suddenly I want to rename our kingdom Margaritaville. 1.3351 0.03977 194 137 49 8
618 I wonder why people don't take us seriously. 1.3351 0.04109 194 139 45 10
619 Amazon prime day. 1.3351 0.04237 194 141 41 12
620 I know, I know, 'game of hammocks' doesn't quite have the same ring to it." 1.3351 0.04174 194 143 39 12
621 They said I couldn’t win a swing state. Fake news. I have the biggest swing! 1.3351 0.04174 194 140 43 11
622 Who is going to turn out the lights? 1.3351 0.04300 194 142 39 13
623 The catalogue on the airplane made this seem more...necessary. 1.3351 0.04300 194 142 39 13
624 Don’t you think having two kings is a little gay? 1.3351 0.04109 194 139 45 10
625 No, YOU get out and push! 1.3350 0.04004 197 140 48 9
626 Your feet are touching something they shouldn't be touching 1.3350 0.04131 197 142 44 11
627 Not exactly what I had in mind when I suggested a hanging, but this is nice. 1.3350 0.04193 197 143 42 12
628 I knew I should have bought the king-size. 1.3350 0.04254 197 144 40 13
629 I wish we could go back to our thrones, I don't like working from home. 1.3350 0.04131 197 142 44 11
630 You were right. We should've gone with the kingsize 1.3350 0.04068 197 141 46 10
631 Now is the winter of our discontinued tent and hammock sales! 1.3350 0.04433 197 147 34 16
632 We're finally in the swing of things. 1.3350 0.04131 197 142 44 11
633 This will have to do as our daughter is teaching her seminar on Zoom in the throne room. 1.3350 0.04193 197 143 42 12
634 What’s the point of being a liege if you can’t be leisurely? 1.3350 0.04254 197 144 40 13
635 The Iron Throne WAS uncomfortable but I think we may have overcorrected. 1.3350 0.04131 197 142 44 11
636 I'm not sure that selling the thrones was such a smart idea. 1.3350 0.04131 197 142 44 11
637 I love our new Open Concept throne room. 1.3350 0.04254 197 144 40 13
638 My boy, tipping over the hammock will not be a recognized as a legitimate overthrow. 1.3350 0.04068 197 141 46 10
639 I did warn you that it was far too cheap for a king-size bed. 1.3350 0.04433 197 147 34 16
640 Yes, it's more comfortable, but I feel like it isn't intimidating enough. 1.3333 0.03790 192 133 54 5
641 I don’t think this will help me capture swing states 1.3333 0.04632 192 146 28 18
642 When I said we could share the throne this isn't quite what I meant! 1.3333 0.04067 192 137 46 9
643 OK. We'll wait til the guard goes home and we'll try to get out. I can't move. 1.3333 0.04451 192 143 34 15
644 Have you thought how pawning the thrones is going to look if he doesn't find that New World, Isabella? 1.3333 0.04327 192 144 34 14
645 The King said I'd feel like him if I stayed at his hotel. Then again, he also said the plague would magically disappear. 1.3333 0.04327 192 141 38 13
646 And considering the crowns, it's a LOT safer than the waterbed was. 1.3333 0.04067 192 137 46 9
647 All but one of the guards has apologized for laughing hysterically at you trying to get into this thing. 1.3333 0.04264 192 140 40 12
648 I don’t know...I still feel like a despot. 1.3333 0.04199 192 139 42 11
649 When you said we were going to hang, I was terrified you meant something else. 1.3333 0.04501 189 141 33 15
650 Now do you understand why I'm not a fan of Mid-Century Modern? 1.3333 0.04134 192 138 44 10
651 Thought I would try something different for casual Friday. 1.3333 0.04264 192 140 40 12
652 Because we really need those swing votes. 1.3333 0.04390 192 142 36 14
653 Tell me again why the White House wanted our thrones. 1.3333 0.04572 192 145 30 17
654 Why can't we just keep the summer throne all winter? 1.3333 0.04451 192 143 34 15
655 Apologies, the throne is on backorder." 1.3333 0.04327 192 141 38 13
656 I see no way out of this. 1.3333 0.04134 192 138 44 10
657 Ok, on three I'm getting out... 1.3333 0.04327 192 141 38 13
658 It was a gift from William The Disinherited. 1.3316 0.04355 190 140 37 13
659 It adds a more casual, less-threatening vibe when you order an execution. 1.3316 0.03953 190 134 49 7
660 No. Your Highness rocks! 1.3316 0.04225 190 138 41 11
661 Seems we find ourselves in a swing state 1.3316 0.04419 190 141 35 14
662 This is not quite the ‘California lifestyle’ I had in mind, Harry. 1.3316 0.04225 190 138 41 11
663 Our summer palace is lacking that certain sense of majesty. 1.3298 0.04252 188 137 40 11
664 It looked better in the catalog. 1.3298 0.04384 188 139 36 13
665 What a relief! Sitting on that throne all day is a royal pain in the ass. 1.3298 0.04318 188 138 38 12
666 I don’t care if gold was over $2,000. You shouldn’t have sold the thrones. 1.3298 0.04252 188 137 40 11
667 I didn't think we lived in a swing state. 1.3298 0.04384 188 139 36 13
668 Tell me more about this glamping of which you speak 1.3298 0.04184 188 136 42 10
669 Wait till you see what I did to the royal bathroom. 1.3298 0.04384 188 139 36 13
670 Netflix and chilleth? 1.3298 0.04384 188 142 33 13
671 I thought you said you knew how to get out of this thing 1.3298 0.04116 188 135 44 9
672 We could spoon. 1.3297 0.04131 182 130 44 8
673 Heir to the hammock just doesn't cut it for me 1.3280 0.03924 186 131 49 6
674 Anyway, the shipping was free. 1.3280 0.04279 186 136 39 11
675 I'm not feeling very majestic. 1.3280 0.03924 186 131 49 6
676 The thrones just felt a bit too formal. 1.3280 0.03998 186 132 47 7
677 Um, when I said we should take a nap in the hammock, I was using the Royal we. 1.3280 0.04141 186 134 43 9
678 I could have sworn you said "ham hock." 1.3280 0.04279 186 136 39 11
679 Buying a hammock is easy when you only pay $750 dollars in taxes 1.3280 0.04346 186 137 37 12
680 Can we get this King sized? 1.3278 0.04781 180 138 25 17
681 Do you want to make s’mores? I’ll have them bring in the dragon. 1.3269 0.05158 156 120 21 15
682 It was either this or the inflatable throne 1.3261 0.03946 184 130 48 6
683 How much longer do you think we'll have this bedbug problem? 1.3259 0.05239 135 101 24 10
684 You told me you wanted to swing. 1.3258 0.04331 178 130 38 10
685 So I guess we’re swingers now. 1.3258 0.04331 178 130 38 10
686 You've always been a swinger. 1.3258 0.04475 178 132 34 12
687 Don't worry, you'll soon get the swing of things. 1.3253 0.04619 166 123 32 11
688 I just don’t think this hammock gives us the same gravitas as our thrones. 1.3243 0.04217 185 135 40 10
689 I don’t care what the Amazon reviews said, this is not more ergonomic than a throne. 1.3243 0.04217 185 135 40 10
690 The Tragedy of Hammock, Prince of Denmark 1.3243 0.04286 185 136 38 11
691 You really didn’t like the ending of Game of Thrones, did you? 1.3243 0.04286 185 136 38 11
692 Off with his bed. 1.3243 0.04217 185 135 40 10
693 It won’t mean I’m king if it ain’t got this swing. 1.3242 0.04263 182 133 39 10
694 Thank you. It's pleasant alright. But what I said was I have a craving for ham hocks. 1.3242 0.04539 182 137 31 14
695 Is this glamping? 1.3242 0.04472 182 136 33 13
696 This is the best hanging I’ve had all week. 1.3242 0.04539 182 137 31 14
697 Now I can't abdicate, even if I wanted to. 1.3242 0.04403 182 135 35 12
698 I’ll admit it’s not as impressive as the old throne, but it’s way more comfortable. 1.3242 0.04191 182 132 41 9
699 It's not like we could have done anything anyway, with her there all the time. 1.3240 0.04163 179 129 42 8
700 Next time, warn me before you reupholster the chairs. 1.3240 0.04163 179 129 42 8
701 I was worried when you said you wanted me to hang 1.3240 0.04383 179 132 36 11
702 It used to be the giant's mask. 1.3239 0.04578 176 132 31 13
703 You should never have traded the throne. 1.3222 0.04362 180 133 36 11
704 Uneasy lies the head that wears a crown, but the body gets to chill in a hammock. 1.3222 0.04362 180 133 36 11
705 This should be the only sort of hanging we do around here. 1.3222 0.04433 180 134 34 12
706 Maybe renting out the bedroom on Airbnb was a bad idea? 1.3222 0.04433 180 134 34 12
707 You see, this makes you more relatable. It will really help with the serf vote.” “Wait, they can vote now?! 1.3222 0.04362 180 133 36 11
708 When I said "Slings and arrows of outrageous fortune", this is NOT what I meant..... 1.3202 0.04391 178 132 35 11
709 You know, you'd think we'd have enough money for at least two. 1.3202 0.04463 178 133 33 12
710 What's the point of being king if you have to sit the most uncomfortable chair in the realm? 1.3202 0.04169 178 129 41 8
711 Yes, we are six feet apart! 1.3202 0.04013 178 127 45 6
712 I would say that your interior decorator just lost her head. 1.3202 0.03933 178 126 47 5
713 Yes, I do think it’s dumber than the 24 blackbirds. 1.3200 0.04214 175 127 40 8
714 Yeah ... it's definitely smaller than the pics on heir bnb. 1.3182 0.04194 176 128 40 8
715 The palm trees arrive next week. 1.3182 0.04116 176 127 42 7
716 We should’ve gone with the King size 1.3182 0.04493 176 132 32 12
717 So, you traded in two perfectly good thrones for this? Next time you go on eBay, you call me first. 1.3182 0.04346 176 130 36 10
718 It looked nicer on the website. 1.3182 0.04194 176 128 40 8
719 I knew we should’ve gotten King size. 1.3182 0.04565 176 133 30 13
720 Did you bring The New Yorker? 1.3182 0.04420 176 131 34 11
721 The REI was out of thrones. 1.3182 0.04493 176 132 32 12
722 Abdicating the throne got us nowhere. 1.3182 0.04420 176 131 34 11
723 I am so over the whole sitting on the throne thing. 1.3182 0.04271 176 129 38 9
724 I’m trying to appeal to the swing states. 1.3182 0.04565 176 133 30 13
725 I thought you commanded our army to wreak “havoc” 1.3182 0.04116 176 127 42 7
726 The Kingdom actually is dependent on a swing vote. 1.3179 0.04319 173 127 37 9
727 When I heard that they were invading in order to 'take back the throne', I didn't realize that they just meant the chair! 1.3179 0.04396 173 128 35 10
728 They defunded our thrones. 1.3179 0.04396 173 128 35 10
729 Will it upset your feng shui balance if I go back to my old throne? 1.3179 0.04241 173 126 39 8
730 This "I can do whaterever I want because I'm king" is starting to annoy me. 1.3179 0.04161 173 125 41 7
731 I told you it would be a working vacation. 1.3179 0.04472 173 129 33 11
732 I was told it came in King size. 1.3179 0.04472 173 129 33 11
733 Trying to get the swing votes." 1.3179 0.04396 173 128 35 10
734 It is interesting, but I find myself longing for the isolation and discomfort of a traditional throne. 1.3179 0.04547 173 130 31 12
735 So this is what working at Google is like? 1.3179 0.04319 173 127 37 9
736 You heard me order a ham hock, right? 1.3179 0.04547 173 130 31 12
737 I used to be Ivan the terrible, but that was the old me. 1.3158 0.04348 171 126 36 9
738 I said haddock! 1.3158 0.04426 171 127 34 10
739 This is much better than that futon we had. 1.3158 0.04268 171 128 34 9
740 So, this is the queen-size? 1.3158 0.04426 171 127 34 10
741 Not only that, it comes with a lifetime guarantee. 1.3158 0.04268 171 125 38 8
742 I don’t care if we both fit, this definitely isn’t king size! 1.3158 0.04426 171 127 34 10
743 I ordered the king AND queen size. 1.3158 0.04503 171 128 32 11
744 I appreciate you giving causal Fridays a chance. 1.3158 0.04579 171 129 30 12
745 And how about some patio furniture by the guillotine? 1.3158 0.04348 171 126 36 9
746 This will not help the people believe that we are all in the same boat. 1.3158 0.04268 171 125 38 8
747 When the rebels said we'd be swinging from two posts, this is not what I imagined 1.3158 0.04348 171 126 36 9
748 Just a little something my troops brought back from the raid on SkyMall. 1.3158 0.04503 171 128 32 11
749 I don't know how we got into this; actually, I don't know how we'll get out. 1.3158 0.04426 171 127 34 10
750 You promised me a seat in your kingdom 1.3158 0.04186 171 124 40 7
751 Ha!! Your mistake, my dear. I now see you were plotting to kill me, but you ordered a hammock instead of hemlock. 1.3158 0.04579 171 129 30 12
752 You were right. It’s so much more comfortable than the thrones. 1.3158 0.04103 171 123 42 6
753 I mean, sure, the Black Death has shut everything down, but that doesn't mean we can't enjoy a staycation! 1.3158 0.04348 171 126 36 9
754 If we don’t like it, I have up to 30 days to return it on Amazon. 1.3158 0.04503 171 128 32 11
755 This kingdom is run hamok! 1.3152 0.04533 165 123 32 10
756 Who would dare claim I don’t hold sway over my kingdom now!? 1.3136 0.04612 169 128 29 12
757 This is not the swinging I was wanting. 1.3136 0.04687 169 129 27 13
758 I'm glad we finally chose comfort over style. 1.3136 0.04376 169 125 35 9
759 Summer camp was more fun before the pandemic. 1.3136 0.04376 169 125 35 9
760 Let them eat granola 1.3136 0.04456 169 126 33 10
761 You should see the guillotine—all ruffles and chintz. 1.3136 0.04042 169 121 43 5
762 This isn't what I had in mind when you said you wanted to give up the throne. 1.3136 0.04612 169 128 29 12
763 So, what now? 1.3129 0.04729 163 124 27 12
764 Game of Thrones: Season 9 1.3129 0.04221 163 118 39 6
765 I said it felt like there was a pea under my mattress, but I didn't mean I didn't want to sleep on a mattress anymore. 1.3117 0.04745 154 116 28 10
766 When I said 'yes,' I assume you'd have a King-sized bed. 1.3114 0.04406 167 124 34 9
767 Co-rulers? Ever hear about my first five wives?" 1.3114 0.04566 167 126 30 11
768 Your toes are cold ;) 1.3114 0.04406 167 124 34 9
769 Who knew the Ottomans were such pranksters? 1.3114 0.04722 167 128 26 13
770 It's the Game of Hammocks. You swing... or you die. 1.3114 0.04406 167 124 34 9
771 The dragon must be looking for his mask! 1.3114 0.04645 167 127 28 12
772 This is a prototype - the final design will be stone of course 1.3114 0.04406 167 124 34 9
773 Is that your toe? 1.3114 0.04323 167 123 36 8
774 The King and Queen always tried to maintain a balance of power. 1.3114 0.04239 167 122 38 7
775 I’m thinking of calling it a King Sling! 1.3114 0.04645 167 127 28 12
776 I've waited 30 years and THIS is what you meant when you said you were giving up the throne?! 1.3114 0.04323 167 123 36 8
777 Mmm, I hate to leave the summer castle. 1.3114 0.04323 167 123 36 8
778 Apparently "amok" and "hammock" sound very similar. 1.3114 0.04406 167 124 34 9
779 I don't think lemonade has been invented yet, but that sounds nice. 1.3114 0.04239 167 122 38 7
780 They insisted that I get the king size. 1.3114 0.04239 167 122 38 7
781 You know, this isn't as much fun as I thought it would be... 1.3114 0.04239 167 122 38 7
782 This protects us from the Plague and we’re saving a fortune by using the maid for a guard. 1.3114 0.04323 167 123 36 8
783 The king of Spain wants to trade us for his tree house. 1.3114 0.04323 167 123 36 8
784 I always knew you were a swinger 1.3114 0.04487 167 125 32 10
785 That's the last time I buy a throne from a Facebook ad. 1.3114 0.04872 167 130 22 15
786 So mum got the throne in the divorce, uh? 1.3114 0.04239 167 122 38 7
787 At least we had two thrones. 1.3114 0.03975 167 119 44 4
788 And they say we don't understand the lives of the commoners. 1.3114 0.04323 167 123 36 8
789 What can I say? Sleep Number won't be invented for 600 more years. 1.3114 0.04406 167 124 34 9
790 Whoever can get out without falling gets to be the ruler. 1.3114 0.04323 167 123 36 8
791 They need it for a game, you said; they'll bring it back, you said. 1.3114 0.04406 167 124 34 9
792 Don't you just love casual rule Friday? 1.3114 0.04323 167 123 36 8
793 Gives “dethroned” a whole new meaning. 1.3114 0.04323 167 123 36 8
794 I already told you, it’s because the floor is made of lava. 1.3114 0.04645 167 127 28 12
795 May I present to you: the new Kings of Swing 1.3114 0.04798 167 129 24 14
796 Wet the bed, you lose your head. 1.3106 0.04845 161 124 24 13
797 This is such a bad idea, we deserve to be over thrown. 1.3091 0.04178 165 120 39 6
798 Finally, a solution to my daughter and that darn pea. 1.3091 0.04435 165 123 33 9
799 Pretty sure I said, ‘My kingdom for a horse’. 1.3091 0.04351 165 122 35 8
800 Darn it Jeffrey, Mom said it’s my day to be king 1.3091 0.04679 165 126 27 12
801 I usually get my best ideas lying in a hammock. This is not one of them. 1.3091 0.03997 165 124 34 7
802 So...they know we can’t get out. 1.3091 0.04178 165 120 39 6
803 Screw professionalism—our subjects can’t see us from the waist down. 1.3091 0.04679 165 126 27 12
804 There wasn't anything better to bring back from the year 1985? 1.3091 0.04266 165 121 37 7
805 Who says "uneasy lies the head that wears the crown?" 1.3091 0.04518 165 124 31 10
806 That throne was giving me hemorrhoids. 1.3091 0.04599 165 125 29 11
807 I don't miss miss being able to sit on my throne. I do miss not having to look at you. 1.3091 0.04351 165 122 35 8
808 You may have committed high crimes against the Crown, but we do hanging a little differently here. 1.3091 0.04518 165 124 31 10
809 Here we see the risk of a swing vote. 1.3091 0.04679 165 126 27 12
810 Way more comfortable than the throne, right? 1.3091 0.04435 165 123 33 9
811 Do you think we should be wearing casual raiment? 1.3091 0.04599 165 125 29 11
812 Yeah.. it looked bigger on heir bnb. 1.3091 0.05058 165 131 17 17
813 Justice Barrett said the Pope recommended these for Chastity sake. It is now the law of the land 1.3091 0.04679 165 126 27 12
814 'Tis most strenuous to deflower maidens in this unsteady bag" 1.3086 0.04739 162 124 26 12
815 The arrows were cheap but this sling cost an outrageous fortune. 1.3082 0.04801 159 122 25 12
816 It’s less regal than a throne but it’s better for the lower back 1.3082 0.04545 159 119 31 9
817 That's not what "swing state" means. 1.3067 0.04380 163 121 34 8
818 I liked the water throne better. 1.3067 0.04113 163 118 40 5
819 This is nice, but where's the ham hock you promised me? 1.3067 0.04380 163 121 34 8
820 I still say we should have gotten bunk beds. 1.3067 0.04293 163 120 36 7
821 Great idea. Now I can really smell your feet. 1.3067 0.04550 163 123 30 10
822 Very comfortable, but it doesn't quite have the gravitas of a throne. 1.3067 0.04293 163 120 36 7
823 Whoever can stay in this hammock the longest, without going to the bathroom deserves to be king! 1.3067 0.04632 163 124 28 11
824 Phew, I thought it was a different kind of hanging. 1.3067 0.04380 163 121 34 8
825 I vote to go back to throne chairs. 1.3067 0.04293 163 120 36 7
826 You go first" "No, you go first" No, you go first 1.3067 0.04632 163 124 28 11
827 I'm just not sure. I think it looked better in the catalog. 1.3067 0.04632 163 124 28 11
828 So, where are we putting the hot tub? 1.3067 0.04466 163 122 32 9
829 I find your customs both strange and relaxing. 1.3067 0.04293 163 120 36 7
830 I'm Hammocking....Get it? Get it? I'm a Hammock King. 1.3067 0.04550 163 123 30 10
831 Hey, you're kicking me in the crown jewels! 1.3067 0.04550 163 123 30 10
832 Somehow, "Game of Hammocks" never made it past the pilot. 1.3067 0.04380 163 121 34 8
833 Yes, it is more comfortable. But do you really think anyone would watch "Game of Hammock"? 1.3067 0.04550 163 123 30 10
834 And what else, perchance, findeth thee on this Lyste of Craigge? 1.3067 0.04550 163 123 30 10
835 Uneasy rests the backside in the royal hammock. 1.3067 0.04550 163 123 30 10
836 Maybe this will satisfy the people who want us dethroned. 1.3067 0.04113 163 118 40 5
837 We should probably get back to ruling or whatever 1.3067 0.04204 163 119 38 6
838 I thought you meant you were abdicating. 1.3067 0.04550 163 123 30 10
839 Honey, this wasn't what I meant when I said I wanted to swing. 1.3067 0.04632 163 124 28 11
840 This isn’t what I had in mind when I said we ought to share the throne... 1.3067 0.04380 163 121 34 8
841 So this is what camping feels like ... 1.3067 0.04380 163 121 34 8
842 Remind me to behead the royal decorator. 1.3067 0.04380 163 121 34 8
843 But then I thought, does it always have to be about intimidation, can’t it just be about comfort sometimes? 1.3067 0.04466 163 122 32 9
844 The Friday casual throne is growing on me. 1.3062 0.03865 160 116 41 3
845 Don’t even think about it! 1.3062 0.04433 160 119 33 8
846 Explain to me again how this is better than a throne. 1.3061 0.04383 147 107 35 5
847 The Winter Palace is never this much fun." 1.3043 0.04582 161 122 29 10
848 I don't know. "Game of Hammocks" just doesn't sound right. 1.3043 0.04321 161 119 35 7
849 I don't care what the French say. I like it better when we're not looking at each other. 1.3043 0.04749 161 124 25 12
850 What do you mean? ‘Amazon had no thrones in stock. 1.3043 0.04410 161 120 33 8
851 It's your turn to turn off the torches. 1.3043 0.04230 161 118 37 6
852 Call me crazy but I think Game of Hammocks doesn’t have the same ring to it 1.3043 0.04497 161 121 31 9
853 I want our subjects to feel like they can just hang out with us. 1.3038 0.04553 158 119 30 9
854 The angry mob told me I should hang, so I came up with a solution that I could live with. 1.3038 0.04463 158 118 32 8
855 I think it’s time to invent the king and queen’s size beds don’t you. 1.3038 0.04727 158 121 26 11
856 Think of all the money we'll save on throne polish. 1.3038 0.04553 158 119 30 9
857 I'm sure I told them I wanted a ham hock... 1.3038 0.04553 158 119 30 9
858 Well Vlad, it's my hammock. You get out first." "Well Donald, it's now my country and I make the rules! 1.3038 0.04553 158 119 30 9
859 We’ll call it the “King Sling” 1.3038 0.04640 158 120 28 10
860 It’s a gift from the Earl of Hammock. 1.3038 0.04727 158 121 26 11
861 I didn't think the hammock on our family crest was so literal 1.3038 0.04640 158 120 28 10
862 We’re in a recession. We all need to cut back on luxuries. 1.3038 0.04640 158 120 28 10
863 By the time I logged in on Prime Day,the thrones were already gone,but I got a great deal on this hammock. 1.3038 0.04640 158 120 28 10
864 I think they forgot about our lemonade. 1.3038 0.04372 158 117 34 7
865 I'm beginning to think we were never cut out to be swingers. 1.3038 0.04372 158 117 34 7
866 Who knew hammocks were so uncomfortable? 1.3038 0.04553 158 119 30 9
867 I got it on Wayfair and the shipping was free. 1.3038 0.04640 158 120 28 10
868 They say it's very relaxing after a hard day at work -- like we'd know what that is. 1.3038 0.04553 158 119 30 9
869 I ordered a giant throne, not a giant thong. 1.3038 0.04976 158 124 20 14
870 Yes, I'm going commando. 1.3038 0.04463 158 118 32 8
871 Have to say, still prefer the thrones. 1.3038 0.04727 158 121 26 11
872 I don’t think this is what “swingers” do 1.3038 0.04727 158 121 26 11
873 I’m starting to think our new “wellness advisor” is full of it 1.3038 0.04463 158 118 32 8
874 I got it for a steal on Prime Day. 1.3026 0.04763 152 116 26 10
875 Next we can bring the yurt inside and pretend we are surviving the Mongolian winter! 1.3026 0.04577 152 114 30 8
876 Enjoying a little royal we time. 1.3013 0.04494 156 117 31 8
877 I know it’s a staycation, but I feel like I’m still at work. 1.3013 0.04494 156 117 31 8
878 I’m seriously considering the option of beheading your therapist. 1.3013 0.04762 156 120 25 11
879 Is this equal enough for ya? 1.3013 0.04848 156 121 23 12
880 I wish I hadn’t checked the Extra King box on my order. 1.3013 0.04675 156 119 27 10
881 You bring me such joy, for a moment I almost forgot about having you beheaded. 1.3013 0.04848 156 121 23 12
882 Actually, I'd said 'ham hock,' but who wants to make a scene these days, y'know? 1.3013 0.04306 156 115 35 6
883 I suppose the Adirondack thrones were a wee bit more dignified. 1.3013 0.04401 156 116 33 7
884 I just don't know what to do with my hands! 1.3013 0.04585 156 118 29 9
885 Is the throne just a game to you? 1.3013 0.04762 156 120 25 11
886 Of course, if we were a Republic this might appeal to the swing vote. 1.3013 0.04585 156 118 29 9
887 Isn’t it time we at least tried swinging? 1.3013 0.04494 156 117 31 8
888 It’s always been important to me to stay in touch with the swing voters 1.3013 0.04401 156 116 33 7
889 When did you say the throne will be delivered? 1.3013 0.04209 156 114 37 5
890 Sir, I still think there are better ways to make yourself more approachable to your constituents. 1.3013 0.04008 156 112 41 3
891 This is exactly why I was against poker night! 1.3013 0.04762 156 120 25 11
892 I’m not loving these budget cuts 1.3013 0.04110 156 113 39 4
893 What do we do now? 1.3013 0.04762 156 120 25 11
894 Lords of the Swing 1.3013 0.04675 156 119 27 10
895 Hygge, shmygge! 1.3000 0.04893 150 116 23 11
896 The hand that rocks the throne... 1.3000 0.04610 150 113 29 8
897 I just felt the throne was too pretentious. 1.3000 0.04512 150 112 31 7
898 The villagers will be pleased to hear of our hanging.” 1.3000 0.04706 150 114 27 9
899 I think I prefer ruling from home. 1.3000 0.04309 150 110 35 5
900 Working from home has perhaps become a little TOO casual 1.2987 0.04710 154 118 26 10
901 Neither of us are getting out of this until we come up with a treaty. 1.2987 0.04526 154 116 30 8
902 Perhaps history will remember me as William the Chill. 1.2987 0.04799 154 119 24 11
903 Tell the Jester that he's fired. 1.2987 0.04526 154 116 30 8
904 I just couldn't look at those old his and hers thrones for one more minute! 1.2987 0.04134 154 112 38 4
905 Prime Day?" " Yup. 1.2987 0.04619 154 117 28 9
906 We should’ve gotten the California king. 1.2987 0.04973 154 121 20 13
907 Anyone makes fun, that’s what the guy with the axe is for. 1.2987 0.04526 154 116 30 8
908 Oberlin College (1341) 1.2987 0.04710 154 118 26 10
909 Are we under siege or quarantine? 1.2987 0.04334 154 114 34 6
910 I was going for that whole medieval chill vibe. 1.2987 0.04431 154 115 32 7
911 Are you sure it conveys the proper sense of authority? 1.2987 0.04030 154 111 40 3
912 I thought swinging would be more fun than this. 1.2987 0.04526 154 116 30 8
913 They were surprised when I agreed to be dethroned, but it’s actually not that bad. 1.2987 0.04526 154 116 30 8
914 ...and so I said: “cut this man’s head!” And like, I said that so many times, right? Never had a problem with it. Never a problem... But then, as they were escorting the guy away, I was looking at him, his head bowed down, just hopeless, and I thought like, this isn’t right, you know? Like, precisely because I said it so many times, been through this so many times I think, I felt like: is this it? Like, this is my life? And I was getting depressed for a moment there you know, like I need to make some serious changes here, this can’t be all, there has to be more and all that sort of stuff... and then, out of nowhere, i don’t know, it just hit me, like obvious, like I should have always known, you know? Just like that:”hammock!” 1.2987 0.04710 154 118 26 10
915 So this is what they call a 'staycation'... 1.2987 0.04431 154 115 32 7
916 If only the peasants could see how hard I work for them. 1.2987 0.04886 154 120 22 12
917 Why doesn't dad understand that I'm different? 1.2979 0.04585 141 105 30 6
918 The queen took it to the "Antiques Roadshow" to have it appraised. 1.2971 0.04869 138 105 25 8
919 From now on, if the court jester wants to design furniture he has to do it on his own time. 1.2961 0.04745 152 117 25 10
920 Lord of lords, king of swings 1.2961 0.04745 152 117 25 10
921 Don't look at me, you said "Royal size" when you ordered your face mask. 1.2961 0.04925 152 119 21 12
922 Ya think if we ask him to swing us he’ll do it? 1.2961 0.04745 152 117 25 10
923 Do you think this is what Shakespeare meant by "uneasy lies the head that wears a crown"? 1.2961 0.04745 152 117 25 10
924 I can't believe we went to war for this. 1.2961 0.04461 152 114 31 7
925 I'm trying to seem more relatable. 1.2961 0.04362 152 113 33 6
926 I just feel silly beheading people without a throne. 1.2961 0.04461 152 114 31 7
927 I’m a much more effective ruler if I nap after lunch. 1.2961 0.04362 152 113 33 6
928 I make everyone leave before I get out. 1.2961 0.04261 152 112 35 5
929 I’m really glad we went with the Californian King! 1.2961 0.04836 152 118 23 11
930 Lack of leadership can get your ass in a sling. 1.2961 0.04558 152 115 29 8
931 Do you get the feeling that nothing about our current situation is remotely funny,and that our lives are drawn in a lazy,haphazard way? 1.2961 0.04558 152 115 29 8
932 Looks like we've become a swing state this year. 1.2961 0.04925 152 119 21 12
933 I wanted to cut costs by beheading the jester, but noooooooooooo 1.2961 0.04558 152 115 29 8
934 Who are you and what are you doing in my hammock? 1.2961 0.04558 152 115 29 8
935 Don’t worry, a lot of people’s meeting rooms are like this nowadays 1.2961 0.04362 152 113 33 6
936 The throne is being reupholstered. 1.2953 0.04206 149 109 36 4
937 I dunno' honey, but I think your impulse buying on Amazon has gotta' stop. 1.2933 0.04590 150 114 28 8
938 Call me old fashioned, but a throne creates a sense of awe; a hammock - not so much. 1.2933 0.04492 150 113 30 7
939 My hemorrhoids are no longer a royal pain 1.2933 0.04687 150 115 26 9
940 Sir Lazy Boy designed this prototype throne and wants suggestions to improve it. 1.2933 0.04590 150 114 28 8
941 Hear me out Phil, it’s going to disappear. One day it’s like a miracle, the plague will disappear. 1.2933 0.04687 150 115 26 9
942 In the future we'll be known as the Swing State. 1.2933 0.04391 150 112 32 6
943 Modern throne in heather gray, huh? We're never shopping online again! 1.2933 0.04965 150 118 20 12
944 Vote for me and I'll run the kingdom like a business, you said. I make the best deals, you said. And you traded the throne for a canvas hammock? 1.2933 0.04590 150 114 28 8
945 Sure, but now EASY lies the head that wears the crown. 1.2933 0.04288 150 111 34 5
946 Ya'know, all of a sudden ruling over a kingdom seems like too much stress 1.2933 0.04492 150 113 30 7
947 They’re all screaming about traditions but between you and me, a throne made of swords isn’t all that comfortable... 1.2933 0.04391 150 112 32 6
948 Did you have to pawn everything for that Columbus guy? 1.2933 0.04874 150 117 22 11
949 This is not what meant when I said "we should start swinging". 1.2933 0.04391 150 112 32 6
950 I know it's not a real canoe but are you feeling as seasick as you look? 1.2933 0.04492 150 113 30 7
951 Want to go outside and sit in the royal canoe? 1.2933 0.04687 150 115 26 9
952 People will still bow down to us, they just can’t see us trying to get in or out of this thing. 1.2933 0.04492 150 113 30 7
953 Will you just chill? We made a real killing selling those two chairs! 1.2933 0.04492 150 113 30 7
954 Last week you bought that invisible suit of clothes, this week you traded in our thrones for this thing. I can’t wait to see what happens next week! 1.2933 0.04492 150 113 30 7
955 It is comfortable sir, but honestly I’d feel better if the guard was wearing a mask 1.2933 0.04492 150 113 30 7
956 My kingdom for a second hammock. 1.2933 0.04687 150 115 26 9
957 It’s like the royal kayak but we don’t get wet 1.2933 0.04391 150 112 32 6
958 And that was the moment they realize “Game of Hammocks” would not make it beyond the pilot 1.2933 0.04781 150 116 24 10
959 We could always rewrap it and present it to a serf as a token of our love. 1.2917 0.04609 144 109 28 7
960 I should have read the fine print in the Magna Carta. 1.2910 0.04596 134 100 29 5
961 Yes, but it doesn't convey "regal". 1.2908 0.04562 141 106 29 6
962 That Instagram ad finally got me. 1.2908 0.04779 141 108 25 8
963 We will never be dethroned. 1.2908 0.04779 141 108 25 8
964 There’s only one “king” in “hammocking,” old chap. 1.2908 0.04779 141 108 25 8
965 Don't look at me like that. You are the one who insisted on throwing our money away on a timeshare. 1.2905 0.04623 148 113 27 8
966 When you slay a giant, you acquire his gold and his Speedos. 1.2905 0.04623 148 113 27 8
967 Ascend the throne too quickly, you flip over and land on your ass. 1.2905 0.04523 148 112 29 7
968 Well you said you wanted something more contemporary. 1.2905 0.04722 148 114 25 9
969 Sure, it's more comfortable than the thrones, but will our subjects still respect us? 1.2905 0.04623 148 113 27 8
970 Remind me. We, as in the royal we? 1.2905 0.04420 148 111 31 6
971 It's comfortable, but it lacks a certain regal authority. 1.2905 0.04523 148 112 29 7
972 Maybe we should have kept at least one of the thrones!? 1.2905 0.04722 148 114 25 9
973 Is he still there? 1.2905 0.04623 148 113 27 8
974 Your Majesty, rivals are now calling the kingdom a swing state. 1.2905 0.04722 148 114 25 9
975 It's better without clothes. 1.2905 0.04315 148 110 33 5
976 The Throne is a bit more shaky today,isn't it,my Lord? 1.2905 0.04207 148 109 35 4
977 The chairs are being reupholstered. 1.2905 0.04623 148 113 27 8
978 If we abdicate the throne, we’ll be swing voters 1.2905 0.04315 148 110 33 5
979 Sometimes newer isn’t better. 1.2897 0.04582 145 110 28 7
980 Game of Thrones" was supposed to return it after the finale.. 1.2897 0.04786 145 112 24 9
981 What were you thinking?! You're King! 1.2897 0.04368 145 108 32 5
982 I call it the Ironic Throne. 1.2897 0.04368 145 108 32 5
983 My next idea, a lazy river moat. 1.2897 0.04582 145 110 28 7
984 It was brilliant. Killing the giant and using his mask as hammock. 1.2897 0.04685 145 111 26 8
985 You're right, this IS more fun than throwing rocks at peasants. 1.2897 0.04257 145 107 34 4
986 I don't know about you, but this is more fun than ruling our kingdom. 1.2897 0.04476 145 109 30 6
987 Let's spice things up." you said. "Let's replace these tired old thrones with something fun." you said 1.2897 0.04257 145 107 34 4
988 Score oneth for the jester. 1.2897 0.04368 145 108 32 5
989 I always heard that ‘it doesn’t mean a thing if it ain’t got that swing.’ 1.2897 0.04582 145 110 28 7
990 I bought it so you don’t have to go to that club any more. You can swing here. 1.2897 0.04885 145 113 22 10
991 You're the only one who understands the unrelenting pressure of doing whatever you want. 1.2897 0.04582 145 110 28 7
992 We got to stop ordering thrones from LL Bean. 1.2897 0.04685 145 111 26 8
993 . . . and then Melchior says leave the myrrh, take the cannoli. 1.2897 0.04582 145 110 28 7
994 It's not as fun as showering together! 1.2897 0.04476 145 109 30 6
995 I love it, your highness! Did you happen to keep the receipt? 1.2897 0.04476 145 109 30 6
996 This is far more relaxing than sitting on a throne all day. 1.2897 0.04582 145 110 28 7
997 It's time to pack away the summer throne. 1.2897 0.04368 145 108 32 5
998 And - the serfs- they find this relaxing, you say? 1.2897 0.04582 145 110 28 7
999 Waiting for the swing vote 1.2897 0.04786 145 112 24 9
1000 I thought you meant Hamlet 1.2897 0.04786 145 112 24 9
1001 I beheaded the guy that brought me this, but I have to admit it is comfortable. 1.2897 0.04368 145 108 32 5
1002 At least it’s king sized 1.2897 0.04368 145 108 32 5
1003 I need a toilet. What happened to the throne? 1.2897 0.04685 145 111 26 8
1004 'So, this is just for Fridays, right?' 1.2897 0.04582 145 110 28 7
1005 I agree. A throne is so not woke. 1.2897 0.04685 145 111 26 8
1006 Does this qualify us as a swing state? 1.2897 0.05171 145 116 16 13
1007 It just doesn’t project authority like I had hoped. 1.2897 0.04368 145 108 32 5
1008 Your restless legs really kept me up last night. 1.2897 0.04582 145 110 28 7
1009 I'll take Macbed over Hammock. 1.2897 0.04786 145 112 24 9
1010 I dunno, somehow the throne just seemed more dignified. 1.2897 0.04685 145 111 26 8
1011 Get your feet off my side. 1.2897 0.04476 145 109 30 6
1012 O.K., you were right. Bunk beds it is. 1.2879 0.04629 132 99 28 5
1013 You get out first.” “No, you first. 1.2878 0.04816 139 107 24 8
1014 Haha, we're hammocKING 1.2878 0.04816 139 109 21 9
1015 I prefer the seesaw. 1.2867 0.04824 143 111 23 9
1016 I told one of my servants I wanted a ham hock for dinner. 1.2867 0.05121 143 114 17 12
1017 We’re like two peas in a pod. 1.2867 0.04824 143 111 23 9
1018 My dear Hamlet, to swing or not to swing - that is the question. 1.2867 0.04720 143 110 25 8
1019 For the seventh time, my Queen. You swing to YOUR left and I swing to MY right. 1.2867 0.04720 143 110 25 8
1020 I'll try it if you will! 1.2867 0.04824 143 111 23 9
1021 Why are we sitting in a banana? 1.2867 0.04720 143 110 25 8
1022 Are you sure we can return it after the 30 day trial? 1.2867 0.04396 143 107 31 5
1023 I'm all for Casual Fridays, but this is ridiculous. 1.2867 0.04615 143 109 27 7
1024 OK, throne gone; now we gotta work on these weird clothes and hats. 1.2867 0.04824 143 111 23 9
1025 You misunderstood. The King said "big ham hock." 1.2867 0.04925 143 112 21 10
1026 This is ok, but I requested a ham hock. 1.2867 0.04824 143 111 23 9
1027 I love these staycations. 1.2867 0.04615 143 109 27 7
1028 This plague is fake news...I feel better than I have in 20 years. 1.2867 0.04925 143 112 21 10
1029 Does she know which way you swing? 1.2867 0.04824 143 111 23 9
1030 ..and I don't think the tree fort works for me either. 1.2867 0.04283 143 106 33 4
1031 So we’re all set—my mom called your mom and she says we can have a sleepover! 1.2867 0.04615 143 109 27 7
1032 We could have just moved the thrones six fee apart. 1.2867 0.04615 143 109 27 7
1033 Thrones are soooo yesterday, don't you think ? 1.2867 0.04615 143 109 27 7
1034 For a staycation, this is pretty good, right? 1.2867 0.04507 143 108 29 6
1035 Well who would have guessed we’d have to actually face the consequences of the financial crisis we caused. 1.2867 0.04507 143 108 29 6
1036 Oh, I don't know. Standing up maybe? 1.2867 0.04615 143 109 27 7
1037 2020: the election year we found ourselves up a creek without a paddle. Or a creek. 1.2867 0.04925 143 112 21 10
1038 My queen, do you really believe this is what our therapist meant when he suggested swinging? 1.2867 0.04615 143 109 27 7
1039 Well of course uneasy is the head that wears a crown when you've been stuck in that rigid, old chair all day. 1.2867 0.04507 143 108 29 6
1040 It’s more woke than 2 thrones. 1.2867 0.04507 143 108 29 6
1041 I am suspending judgement 1.2867 0.04396 143 107 31 5
1042 That's enough theory, let's try the canoe in the moat. 1.2867 0.04720 143 110 25 8
1043 When they told me you were swinger I thought..oh, never mind. 1.2867 0.04925 143 112 21 10
1044 It's more comfy, but not as intimidating. 1.2867 0.04283 143 106 33 4
1045 I put the throne in the bathroom where it belongs. 1.2867 0.04824 143 111 23 9
1046 We should have gone for the king size. 1.2867 0.04507 143 108 29 6
1047 After so vile a sin as we have wrought, the royal hanging is not as I feared. 1.2867 0.04824 143 111 23 9
1048 Were all the bunk beds sold out? 1.2867 0.04615 143 109 27 7
1049 We probably shouldn't have ordered this in solid gold. 1.2867 0.04507 143 108 29 6
1050 Yes, this is nice, but I still would have preferred a Royal patio bistro set." 1.2867 0.04507 143 108 29 6
1051 I was told that Plague Doctor Fauci recommended sleeping in a mask. 1.2867 0.05024 143 113 19 11
1052 This isn't what I pictured when they said "throne built for two". 1.2867 0.04824 143 111 23 9
1053 It’s much more approachable than a throne. 1.2867 0.04283 143 106 33 4
1054 When will the throne be back? 1.2867 0.04720 143 110 25 8
1055 I was waiting in line for the throne but this was half the price and free delivery. 1.2867 0.04615 143 109 27 7
1056 Well, they do say that politics makes strange bed fellows. 1.2867 0.04720 143 110 25 8
1057 You had me worried when you asked me if I wanted to ‘hang out’. 1.2867 0.04720 143 110 25 8
1058 My other friends guard orgies and beheadings, and I get whatever this is. 1.2867 0.04396 143 107 31 5
1059 If I promise to stop kingsplaning, can I get my throne back? 1.2867 0.04166 143 105 35 3
1060 This is not what I had in mind when the mob called for our hanging. What a relief! 1.2867 0.04507 143 108 29 6
1061 They can't dethrone us if we're not technically sitting on a throne. 1.2867 0.04396 143 107 31 5
1062 I'm pretty sure they can't de-hammock me 1.2867 0.04615 143 109 27 7
1063 But where do you put your coffee? 1.2867 0.04396 143 107 31 5
1064 Are you sure this is 6 feet apart? 1.2867 0.04824 143 111 23 9
1065 Soooo...how's it hangin' 1.2867 0.04166 143 105 35 3
1066 The peasants demanded we go "hang the king" not "hammocking," Your Grace. 1.2867 0.04615 143 109 27 7
1067 Everyone’s been telling me to hang in there. 1.2867 0.04396 143 107 31 5
1068 Don’t you think you’re taking this whole ‘Renaissance Man’ thing a little too far 1.2867 0.04720 143 110 25 8
1069 Yes, this new hammock is much more comfortable than our old golden straight-backed thrones, but I wonder how it will affect our image as a regal brand. 1.2837 0.04538 141 107 28 6
1070 ‘Twas kind of Gargantua to give us his old masks. 1.2837 0.04861 141 110 22 9
1071 It’s 2020 and nothing is funny, you hear me, nothing! 1.2837 0.04965 141 111 20 10
1072 Now, who says the king and queen aren't swingers? 1.2837 0.04538 141 107 28 6
1073 Listen this isn’t what I meant when I said I wanted a bed for swingers. 1.2837 0.04965 141 111 20 10
1074 It's great: when the ship of state rocks, I still get a full night's sleep. 1.2837 0.04756 141 109 24 8
1075 I don't think she likes us hanging out together. 1.2837 0.04425 141 106 30 5
1076 I thought the "ship of state" would be larger. 1.2837 0.04861 141 110 22 9
1077 So then I said to the Electoral College, “Look, I have one more idea....” 1.2837 0.04648 141 108 26 7
1078 How can we appeal to the swing voter? 1.2837 0.04648 141 108 26 7
1079 I still say the thrones lent a greater semblance of stature . 1.2837 0.04756 141 109 24 8
1080 Being dethroned isn't all that bad. 1.2837 0.04425 141 106 30 5
1081 my therapist said this would help with my anger management." "Is it working?" "I'd ask him but I had him executed 1.2837 0.04648 141 108 26 7
1082 I don’t think hammock sounds better than round table at all 1.2837 0.04756 141 109 24 8
1083 Not sure. Did you save the receipt? 1.2826 0.04113 138 101 35 2
1084 How long does it usually take for thrones to be reupholstered? 1.2826 0.04712 138 106 25 7
1085 Doth the Queen deny asking Merlin for a King well hungeth? 1.2806 0.04793 139 108 23 8
1086 One hundred commoner tax dollars well spent! 1.2806 0.04570 139 106 27 6
1087 Perhaps I went too far with the "summer palace" concept. 1.2806 0.05005 139 110 19 10
1088 Call me old fashion, but I think the throne chairs projected a better image. 1.2806 0.04682 139 107 25 7
1089 I bought Hawaii 1.2806 0.05005 139 110 19 10
1090 HAVOC. I said I was about to wreak HAVOC. 1.2806 0.04682 139 107 25 7
1091 See, we can rule together and both hold sway over the people. 1.2806 0.04454 139 105 29 5
1092 “Remind me to have the court jester drawn and quartered.” 1.2806 0.04900 139 109 21 9
1093 I call this my royal hangout. 1.2806 0.04682 139 107 25 7
1094 We've done it everywhere else, haven't we? 1.2806 0.04454 139 105 29 5
1095 Now we are in it, how do we get out of it and not go viral on YouTube 1.2806 0.04454 139 105 29 5
1096 You go first; I’ll be right after you. 1.2806 0.05005 139 110 19 10
1097 To hell with ruling. Let's just hang. 1.2806 0.04900 139 109 21 9
1098 Dad’s gonna flip when he returns from Camelot 1.2806 0.04570 139 106 27 6
1099 You're the king and this is the best you could do? 1.2797 0.04946 118 90 23 5
1100 I may lose the peasants’ respect but I’m comfortable as hell 1.2794 0.04972 136 107 20 9
1101 I'm starting to get bored with this staycation. 1.2794 0.04861 136 106 22 8
1102 You're right, this hammock is super relaxing. I almost forgot your army raped and pillaged my country. 1.2794 0.04390 136 102 30 4
1103 After all those years of sitting on the throne, I never noticed. You're kinda cute. 1.2794 0.04748 136 105 24 7
1104 I hope you don't mind I got queen size. 1.2794 0.04748 136 105 24 7
1105 We only had funding for one throne, and I decreed it should be made of porcelain. 1.2794 0.04631 136 104 26 6
1106 This is definitely not king-size! 1.2794 0.04748 136 105 24 7
1107 I guess beheading The Royal Hammock Pusher was a bit rash. 1.2794 0.04861 136 106 22 8
1108 Honey, did you think we would be hanging out like this in 2020? 1.2794 0.04264 136 101 32 3
1109 I’m bored. Let’s move to America. 1.2794 0.04972 136 107 20 9
1110 Stop tickling my feet. I’m telling Mom! 1.2794 0.04861 136 106 22 8
1111 You're right. It is more comfy than a throne. 1.2794 0.04512 136 103 28 5
1112 I wanted to be the state, but you just had to live in a swing state! 1.2794 0.04972 136 107 20 9
1113 This is your idea of a swinging time? 1.2794 0.04972 136 107 20 9
1114 I hear it’s very popular with some islanders we just enslaved. 1.2794 0.04972 136 107 20 9
1115 No monarch has ever been dehammocked. 1.2794 0.04972 136 107 20 9
1116 Maybe the hot tub would work better? 1.2794 0.04972 136 107 20 9
1117 This is a really economical Covid19 get-away! 1.2794 0.04512 136 103 28 5
1118 No, I don't know where the dog will go. 1.2794 0.04748 136 105 24 7
1119 Who knew a staycation would be so fun! 1.2794 0.04748 136 105 24 7
1120 The palm trees were extra. 1.2794 0.04631 136 104 26 6
1121 The thrones were too political. 1.2794 0.04512 136 103 28 5
1122 He said the re-upholstering should only take three weeks. 1.2794 0.04748 136 105 24 7
1123 Well, they arrived and said the thrones were needed for the Presidents's second inauguration. 1.2794 0.04631 136 104 26 6
1124 But aren't mattresses kind of our thing? 1.2794 0.05080 136 108 18 10
1125 Stop rocking or you’re going to learn the next meaning of thrown. 1.2794 0.04631 136 104 26 6
1126 So how long till we find peace? 1.2794 0.04861 136 106 22 8
1127 This staycation is wearing thin. 1.2794 0.04631 136 104 26 6
1128 Will this really help me win the election by getting the swing vote? 1.2794 0.04861 136 106 22 8
1129 The throne made my butt look big. 1.2794 0.04861 136 106 22 8
1130 I arranged for a fun royal date night. And then YOU invited your mother? 1.2794 0.04631 136 104 26 6
1131 This definitely beats the iron throne 1.2794 0.04512 136 103 28 5
1132 .. the earth is warming, the ozone layer is depleted and the ice caps are melting, But don’t worry we are prepared for the rising waters. 1.2794 0.04861 136 106 22 8
1133 The castle cost enough, OK? 1.2769 0.04635 130 99 26 5
1134 Can we swing? 1.2769 0.05006 130 102 20 8
1135 You blinked, I win. 1.2769 0.04635 130 99 26 5
1136 One day, this too will be yours. 1.2769 0.04505 130 98 28 4
1137 Sharper Image. Like it? 1.2769 0.04505 130 98 28 4
1138 Thrones were overrated anyway . 1.2769 0.04505 130 98 28 4
1139 The hot tubs were backordered, so we moved to plan b. 1.2769 0.04505 130 98 28 4
1140 I don't hate it 1.2769 0.04370 130 97 30 3
1141 Two peas in a pod 1.2769 0.04635 130 99 26 5
1142 You call this a hanging? 1.2761 0.04900 134 105 21 8
1143 My sword is stuck. 1.2761 0.04543 134 102 27 5
1144 Wait. Why were our horses trying to put him back together again? 1.2761 0.04784 134 104 23 7
1145 The will was very clear - I get half of everything. 1.2761 0.04665 134 103 25 6
1146 Dammit, I'm the King. If I say it's a throne, it's a damned throne! 1.2761 0.04543 134 102 27 5
1147 They said this change to democracy often hangs on the swing vote. 1.2761 0.04665 134 103 25 6
1148 Looks like they’ve defunded the thrones too. 1.2761 0.04900 134 105 21 8
1149 Being a royal isn't what it used to be 1.2761 0.04543 134 102 27 5
1150 Now will you agree this is better than a chastity belt? 1.2761 0.05013 134 106 19 9
1151 I prefer Venice. 1.2761 0.04543 134 102 27 5
1152 Father said we must sit 180 barleycorns distant until the plague abates. What's a barleycorn? 1.2761 0.04900 134 105 21 8
1153 You told me that you were going to make the payment this time. 1.2761 0.04784 134 104 23 7
1154 I hope you don’t sleepwalk ? 1.2761 0.04784 134 104 23 7
1155 The kids say there is a verb for this now. 1.2761 0.04418 134 101 29 4
1156 I'm looking for ways to soften my bloodthirsty despot image. 1.2761 0.04418 134 101 29 4
1157 I thought I ordered a ham hock. 1.2761 0.05124 134 107 17 10
1158 Lets see them try to usurp this. 1.2761 0.04665 134 103 25 6
1159 Your feet are ice cold! 1.2761 0.04665 134 103 25 6
1160 If the Queen of England ordered from SkyMall, she'd be having as much fun as we are right now! 1.2761 0.04418 134 101 29 4
1161 I wanted something a little less formal and by God, it really works in the space, doesn't it? 1.2761 0.04418 134 101 29 4
1162 You're wrong. Lots of kings get pedicures. 1.2761 0.04665 134 103 25 6
1163 And when I slayed the giant, I kept his face mask. 1.2761 0.04784 134 104 23 7
1164 I don't think this idea will ever catch on. 1.2761 0.04665 134 103 25 6
1165 But you must admit, it does lack a certain dignity. 1.2761 0.04418 134 101 29 4
1166 It's your first swingers' party, too? 1.2761 0.04784 134 104 23 7
1167 I read that thrones are bad for your back 1.2761 0.04289 134 100 31 3
1168 Bananas? I don’t get it. 1.2761 0.04543 134 102 27 5
1169 Let’s just hang out here until the election is over. 1.2761 0.04665 134 103 25 6
1170 Should we get back to the crusade? - Five more minutes. 1.2761 0.04543 134 102 27 5
1171 I don’t care how much they’re demanding I give up the throne - I don’t know how to get out of this thing 1.2761 0.04784 134 104 23 7
1172 I didn't know you had this in mind when I agreed for staycation. 1.2761 0.04543 134 102 27 5
1173 Another peasant activity we could try involves squatting and a handful of leaves. 1.2727 0.04821 132 103 22 7
1174 I executed the interior decorator you hired. 1.2727 0.04821 132 103 22 7
1175 You're right—this is much easier on my back than the throne. 1.2727 0.04821 132 103 22 7
1176 Not as good as the hot tub! 1.2727 0.04699 132 102 24 6
1177 I believe we’ve been dethroned. Let’s hope we are not defrocked next! 1.2727 0.05055 132 105 18 9
1178 And it will make a lovely mask for your mother. 1.2727 0.05055 132 105 18 9
1179 You're right, not the throne room. Probably better outside. 1.2727 0.04574 132 101 26 5
1180 This is so relaxing that I'm rethinking the whole beheading you idea. 1.2727 0.04821 132 103 22 7
1181 Getting in and out is awkward but it makes it a lot easier to ignore the peasants requests. 1.2727 0.04446 132 100 28 4
1182 I dare you to ask the guard to swing us really high. 1.2727 0.04574 132 101 26 5
1183 Didn't you hear me distinctly say "Bringeth us a Ham hock !" ? 1.2727 0.04939 132 104 20 8
1184 The thrones should be back from the upholsterer on Thursday. 1.2727 0.04699 132 102 24 6
1185 There, now Arthur's Round Table doesn't look so modern, does it? 1.2727 0.04574 132 101 26 5
1186 How many of these cartoons do you think were drawn by old, white men? Not saying that this one was, but... I have a feeling. 1.2727 0.05055 132 105 18 9
1187 We either hang together, or we'll hang separately. 1.2727 0.04574 132 101 26 5
1188 I know staycations are challenging. But is this really the best you can do? 1.2727 0.04574 132 101 26 5
1189 No dear, this does not make you one of those hip swingers you keep reading about on the web. 1.2727 0.04574 132 101 26 5
1190 It’s a loaner from Throne Repair. 1.2727 0.04821 132 103 22 7
1191 Mummy said you were hung. That coulda gone a couple of ways. I didn't see this one coming. 1.2727 0.05055 132 105 18 9
1192 I agree, the thrones made us look too dictatorial. 1.2727 0.04821 132 103 22 7
1193 Every serf gets a mattress" was a campaign slogan, Harold, not an actual policy 1.2727 0.04821 132 103 22 7
1194 This isn’t what I had in mind when I said that we could share the throne !! 1.2727 0.04821 132 103 22 7
1195 You're probably wondering why I invited you here. 1.2727 0.04821 132 103 22 7
1196 Listen, drama queen, you’re the one who said the marble thrones are a royal pain. 1.2727 0.04821 132 103 22 7
1197 How did we get into this? 1.2727 0.04446 132 100 28 4
1198 Ham hocks? I thought you said hammock 1.2727 0.05055 132 105 18 9
1199 Any way you cut it, we both lose. 1.2727 0.04821 132 103 22 7
1200 I don’t care if it’s from the New World, I don’t like it! 1.2727 0.04314 132 99 30 3
1201 I know these are all the rage, but I prefer my throne. 1.2727 0.04446 132 100 28 4
1202 The soothsayer told me that swinging might help us produce an heir, but I don't quite understand how this is supposed to work. 1.2727 0.04821 132 103 22 7
1203 Think we can still command respect in this? 1.2727 0.04446 132 100 28 4
1204 .The fool suggested it. 1.2727 0.04699 132 102 24 6
1205 Sure, she got the kingdom, but I have the house and security. 1.2727 0.04699 132 102 24 6
1206 I don't know what "regal" is anymore. 1.2727 0.04314 132 99 30 3
1207 I told you, when you submit a request to Extreme Home Makeover, you run the risk of not liking the renovations! 1.2727 0.04574 132 101 26 5
1208 You can cross this off my bucket list. 1.2727 0.04821 132 103 22 7
1209 It was more fun with rubber ducks in the tub. 1.2727 0.04699 132 102 24 6
1210 There is no game. Not everything has to be a game of something. 1.2727 0.04446 132 100 28 4
1211 PR says thrones make us look uppity. 1.2727 0.04699 132 102 24 6
1212 I believe they called it a throne on a rope" 1.2727 0.05055 132 105 18 9
1213 If you find yourself getting bored, we can trade places. 1.2727 0.04699 132 102 24 6
1214 It's so stressful being in a swing state. 1.2727 0.04939 132 104 20 8
1215 Off with the decorator's head! 1.2727 0.04939 132 104 20 8
1216 Does it come in king size? 1.2727 0.04446 132 100 28 4
1217 We could’ve moved the thrones six feet apart 1.2727 0.04574 132 101 26 5
1218 To make sure we’re not touching any surface. 1.2727 0.04939 132 104 20 8
1219 So then I said, ‘Where would we even put it?’ 1.2727 0.04699 132 102 24 6
1220 You’re so cheap. I told you I wanted separate hammocks. 1.2727 0.04699 132 102 24 6
1221 And this is how you balance power 1.2727 0.04574 132 101 26 5
1222 I love this use of your catapult. 1.2713 0.05014 129 102 19 8
1223 By combining our power, I think we can swing it. 1.2692 0.04979 130 103 19 8
1224 You fool! I said 'I could really use a ham hock about now' 1.2692 0.04734 130 101 23 6
1225 I told you we could both fit. 1.2692 0.04475 130 99 27 4
1226 As I said, hanging is better than beheading. 1.2692 0.04734 130 101 23 6
1227 Is this what it means to be residing in a Swing State? 1.2692 0.04858 130 102 21 7
1228 I miss the lumbar support of the throne. 1.2692 0.04475 130 99 27 4
1229 You did say when I became Queen I could make some changes." 1.2692 0.04606 130 100 25 5
1230 Exactly how long are our new thrones back ordered? 1.2692 0.04734 130 101 23 6
1231 I got the idea from my trebochet. 1.2692 0.05098 130 104 17 9
1232 I said I wanted a hamhock, not a hammock. 1.2692 0.04979 130 103 19 8
1233 More comfortable than a throne until it dumps you. 1.2692 0.04979 130 103 19 8
1234 I think we should get pedicures. 1.2692 0.04734 130 101 23 6
1235 Fine... You can have the throne . I’ll sleep in the car . 1.2692 0.04734 130 101 23 6
1236 On the website it looked like a canoe. 1.2692 0.04734 130 101 23 6
1237 I thought the two thrones were just too imperious 1.2692 0.04734 130 101 23 6
1238 You told the decorator you wanted something that shows I’m comfortable sharing the throne? 1.2692 0.04606 130 100 25 5
1239 Try not to toss in your sleep. 1.2692 0.04734 130 101 23 6
1240 I thought you said share a ham hock. 1.2692 0.04734 130 101 23 6
1241 It’s going to take the two of is working together, or this will end badly. 1.2692 0.04339 130 98 29 3
1242 It came with my subscription to Travel and Leisure 1.2692 0.04734 130 101 23 6
1243 It seemed like a good idea at the time. 1.2692 0.04606 130 100 25 5
1244 This is what was left after they instituted the wealth tax. 1.2692 0.04858 130 102 21 7
1245 Honestly, I wasn’t expecting to remarry. This will take some adjustment. 1.2692 0.04734 130 101 23 6
1246 Comfy, yes. But does it send the right message to our subjects? 1.2692 0.04339 130 98 29 3
1247 It's called a "hammock" and they won't be imported from the America's for another few hundred years. I got it real cheap. 1.2692 0.04734 130 101 23 6
1248 Brother, wouldst thou consider an end to the Royal staring contest? You can have the damn hammock. 1.2692 0.04734 130 101 23 6
1249 I guess they started making throne for 2 in case one refuses to leave 1.2692 0.04734 130 101 23 6
1250 Who knew restoring the balance of power between our realms would be so comfy. 1.2692 0.04606 130 100 25 5
1251 We've let the royal guard and even the court jester go, hocked all the furniture, drained the moat, what's next? 1.2692 0.04979 130 103 19 8
1252 uneasy rests the crown on a king in a hammock 1.2692 0.04734 130 101 23 6
1253 You have to admit, having the throne in the bedroom has made things a lot more interesting. 1.2692 0.04475 130 99 27 4
1254 What do you call a knight who is afraid to fight ?” “what do you call him? “Sir Render 1.2692 0.04979 130 103 19 8
1255 It looked great in that Caribbean vacation ad. 1.2692 0.04734 130 101 23 6
1256 Yes, I suppose I am a bit of a swinger. 1.2692 0.04858 130 102 21 7
1257 It may lack dignity, but you can't beat the comfort. 1.2692 0.04475 130 99 27 4
1258 If milady be not comfortable, perchance she shall sleep in the tower. 1.2692 0.04979 130 103 19 8
1259 Next year let's go somewhere for our vacation. 1.2692 0.04606 130 100 25 5
1260 Let's be less formal you said. It'll make us relate more to the commoners you said. 1.2692 0.04858 130 102 21 7
1261 Who are you going to behead for this stupid idea? 1.2692 0.04979 130 103 19 8
1262 I got it for my power naps. 1.2692 0.04858 130 102 21 7
1263 This really isn't so bad. I imagined much worse when the uprising to dethrone the monarchy began. 1.2692 0.04734 130 101 23 6
1264 I think the only one happy since we swapped our thrones for this ridiculous thing is our chiropractor 1.2692 0.04858 130 102 21 7
1265 You Highness is suspended. 1.2692 0.04858 130 102 21 7
1266 ´It’s a hung parliament’ 1.2692 0.04979 130 103 19 8
1267 I think it is called Glamping. 1.2692 0.04475 130 99 27 4
1268 We’re all in the same moat. kind of. 1.2692 0.05098 130 104 17 9
1269 Ruling hard or hardly ruling? 1.2692 0.04858 130 102 21 7
1270 I'm not sure it sends the right message. 1.2692 0.04606 130 100 25 5
1271 You see, this will make people feel like we're just like them. 1.2692 0.04858 130 102 21 7
1272 Well, they can't say we're in bed together if we use a hammock 1.2692 0.05326 130 106 13 11
1273 How do we get out? 1.2683 0.04908 123 96 21 6
1274 Now we can nap in state. 1.2683 0.04908 123 96 21 6
1275 Coronavirus Vacations suck! 1.2683 0.05042 123 97 19 7
1276 This is the biggest banana peel I've ever seen in my life 1.2677 0.05055 127 101 18 8
1277 Are you sure this will help making me look less authoritarian? 1.2677 0.04930 127 100 20 7
1278 I’m the King of Swing 1.2677 0.04930 127 100 20 7
1279 This isn't what I meant by swinging, my dear 1.2677 0.04670 127 98 24 5
1280 When you said you and the queen were swingers, I was thinking of something a little more exciting. 1.2677 0.05055 127 101 18 8
1281 What do you mean you forgot the snacks? 1.2677 0.04670 127 98 24 5
1282 6 feet apart 1.2677 0.04930 127 100 20 7
1283 I told them I was in the mood for a ham hock. 1.2677 0.04534 127 97 26 4
1284 The crown doesn't seem as heavy anymore. 1.2677 0.04802 127 99 22 6
1285 I really don't think that your idea will catch on, King Hammock. 1.2677 0.05055 127 101 18 8
1286 Technically we need at least one more person to really call it swinging. 1.2677 0.05055 127 101 18 8
1287 It's a canoe. When it floods you just cut the strings and float away. 1.2677 0.04670 127 98 24 5
1288 And it's 40% lighter than a throne in case of a revolution. 1.2677 0.04802 127 99 22 6
1289 I agree it would be more fun, but we keep these crowns only if we don’t rock the boat. 1.2677 0.04670 127 98 24 5
1290 The pillows are coming on Tuesday. 1.2677 0.04802 127 99 22 6
1291 This power-sharing agreement has gone too far. 1.2677 0.04802 127 99 22 6
1292 I must admit, it's a helluva lot easier on my back. 1.2677 0.04534 127 97 26 4
1293 Ok. Let's switch. 1.2677 0.05178 127 102 16 9
1294 Frank and Martha ruled with a very light touch. 1.2677 0.05055 127 101 18 8
1295 We should have gone with the bean bags. 1.2677 0.04670 127 98 24 5
1296 I say “Vive le insouciance” 1.2677 0.04670 127 98 24 5
1297 What to join the one foot high club? 1.2677 0.05055 127 101 18 8
1298 King Donald, are you and Vice President Pence finished working on your swing states? 1.2677 0.04930 127 100 20 7
1299 Does this make us swingers? 1.2677 0.04394 127 96 28 3
1300 I've made usurping the throne less enticing. 1.2677 0.04534 127 97 26 4
1301 Looks like a boat — but all of the seasick, none of the progress. 1.2677 0.04534 127 97 26 4
1302 Welcome to the Royal House of Hammocker-Schlemmer. 1.2677 0.05055 127 101 18 8
1303 The catalogue photo made it look so much more fun. 1.2677 0.04534 127 97 26 4
1304 Can’t we behead somebody? This Staycation is getting boring. 1.2677 0.04930 127 100 20 7
1305 Remember, we're in this thing together! 1.2677 0.04802 127 99 22 6
1306 I ordered it from LL Bean. 1.2677 0.04534 127 97 26 4
1307 This isn't what you meant when you said you wanted to "swing as a couple?" 1.2677 0.04802 127 99 22 6
1308 Know any good word games? 1.2677 0.04670 127 98 24 5
1309 I swing both ways. 1.2677 0.04250 127 95 30 2
1310 I think you misunderstood when I told you we should start swinging. 1.2677 0.05055 127 101 18 8
1311 1000 thread count befitting a king? Be that as it may, my dear, this is simply not a viable alternative to the iron throne. 1.2677 0.04534 127 97 26 4
1312 It feels like a twin yet looks like a king! 1.2677 0.05297 127 103 14 10
1313 Sure an ermine or sable one would've been softer, but canvas is so much more durable . 1.2677 0.05178 127 102 16 9
1314 hey Donnie, do you think Uncle Vlad will give you the Whitehouse someday? 1.2677 0.04930 127 100 20 7
1315 Oh lord, the suspension is killing me! 1.2677 0.04930 127 100 20 7
1316 Don't you think we can afford two of these, so I can lie down and take a nap? 1.2677 0.04802 127 99 22 6
1317 Of all the crap you’ve bought during lockdown, this is the worst! 1.2677 0.04930 127 100 20 7
1318 How long before high tide? 1.2677 0.04802 127 99 22 6
1319 I wonder where Daddy put Ivanka? 1.2677 0.05178 127 102 16 9
1320 Are we being lulled into a false sense of security? 1.2677 0.04670 127 98 24 5
1321 A hot tub would have more gravitas. 1.2677 0.04534 127 97 26 4
1322 Schwing!! 1.2677 0.04534 127 97 26 4
1323 Have you ever been on a catapult ride? 1.2677 0.04930 127 100 20 7
1324 I don't get it it. You said you wanted to try swinging. What's the problem? 1.2677 0.04670 127 98 24 5
1325 This is all we could afford with the taxpayer money. 1.2677 0.04534 127 97 26 4
1326 Peregrine if it's a boy. Araminta if it's a girl. Do those sound pretentious enough? 1.2677 0.04670 127 98 24 5
1327 I told you a royal timeshare was a bad idea. 1.2677 0.04802 127 99 22 6
1328 See? Didn't I tell you if they 'took the throne' it'd be a blessing in disguise? 1.2677 0.04534 127 97 26 4
1329 No this does not feel like Mexico. 1.2677 0.04670 127 98 24 5
1330 Let's keep at it. Even Victoria and Albert had to practice to make a full loop." 1.2677 0.05055 127 101 18 8
1331 Are you familiar with motion sickness? 1.2677 0.04802 127 99 22 6
1332 Times are changing. I ordered Queen sized. 1.2677 0.04930 127 100 20 7
1333 I ordered recliners. 1.2677 0.04670 127 98 24 5
1334 Best Prime Day purchase EVER! 1.2677 0.04534 127 97 26 4
1335 How do you suppose the war is going? 1.2677 0.05414 127 104 12 11
1336 Are you sure that he is bringing the thrones back? 1.2677 0.04802 127 99 22 6
1337 I think the marriage counselor is wrong. This isn't helping at all 1.2677 0.04802 127 99 22 6
1338 I don't know that "king-sling" really has the same resonance. 1.2677 0.04802 127 99 22 6
1339 I didn’t know you were a swinger! 1.2677 0.04802 127 99 22 6
1340 Now get off. It is the eunuch’s turn. 1.2677 0.04670 127 98 24 5
1341 We should have gotten a water bed instead. 1.2677 0.04930 127 100 20 7
1342 Now isn’t this a lot more comfortable than your musty old throne? 1.2677 0.04930 127 100 20 7
1343 You're right, WAY more fun than the thrones! 1.2677 0.04394 127 96 28 3
1344 After five margaritas, it feels just like Cancun! 1.2677 0.04802 127 99 22 6
1345 Hmmm...fun...but how about we try adding some water and a small duck? 1.2677 0.04802 127 99 22 6
1346 It don't mean your king if it ain't got that swing. 1.2677 0.04802 127 99 22 6
1347 I appreciate the thought, dear, but what I asked for was a ham hock. 1.2677 0.04802 127 99 22 6
1348 Maybe we should have just bought two thrones. 1.2677 0.04534 127 97 26 4
1349 This will do until the La-Z-Boy arrives. 1.2677 0.04802 127 99 22 6
1350 I wonder what the Schlemmerers are up to. 1.2677 0.04802 127 99 22 6
1351 I didn't know that this was what you meant by being a swinger. 1.2677 0.04802 127 99 22 6
1352 Advice: hammocks are not a good idea for your wedding night! 1.2677 0.05055 127 101 18 8
1353 Thrown? We'll probably just fall. 1.2677 0.04802 127 99 22 6
1354 Will ye commit to a peaceful transfer of motion? 1.2677 0.04802 127 99 22 6
1355 Next year I want to go on a real vacation. 1.2677 0.04394 127 96 28 3
1356 So this is hammoc-King? 🔥 1.2677 0.04930 127 100 20 7
1357 Her majesty said if I wanted a throne fit for a king then I needed to start acting like one. 1.2677 0.05178 127 102 16 9
1358 This staycation is less fun than I imagined 1.2677 0.04802 127 99 22 6
1359 The Royal Hammock wasn’t my best idea. 1.2677 0.05055 127 101 18 8
1360 I guess if there's no throne there's no game 1.2677 0.04930 127 100 20 7
1361 It s more comfy and all - but dont you think we could be seen as hanging on to power, dear? 1.2677 0.04930 127 100 20 7
1362 You know how difficult it is to make an heir in here. 1.2677 0.04534 127 97 26 4
1363 I told you not to hire a remote interior designer! 1.2677 0.05055 127 101 18 8
1364 I was a little worried when you said we’d be hanging... 1.2677 0.04930 127 100 20 7
1365 Yes, the peaceful transfer of power includes the hammock. 1.2677 0.04802 127 99 22 6
1366 You’re the one who said a swing in the bedchamber would be kinky. 1.2640 0.04970 125 99 19 7
1367 And let the flagons overfloweth with daiquiris! 1.2640 0.04970 125 99 19 7
1368 The peasants will run 'amok', brother, AMOK. 1.2640 0.04420 125 95 27 3
1369 By Royal Decree, I hereby declare no more Throne Room shopping at IKEA. 1.2640 0.04564 125 96 25 4
1370 So what do you think everyone else is doing? 1.2640 0.04564 125 96 25 4
1371 It sounded a lot more ominous when they promised to hang us 1.2640 0.04420 125 95 27 3
1372 Let's call it "The War of the Reposes" and break out the royal champagne. 1.2640 0.04839 125 98 21 6
1373 The throne was just a royal pain in the butt. 1.2640 0.04970 125 99 19 7
1374 I got the idea from the dungeon! 1.2640 0.04564 125 96 25 4
1375 I miss sailing and looting together... 1.2640 0.04703 125 97 23 5
1376 We're poorly drawn and the premise is shit. 1.2640 0.05098 125 100 17 8
1377 The seat of power was never so comfy. 1.2640 0.04564 125 96 25 4
1378 We’ll go on a real vacation after the siege. 1.2640 0.04703 125 97 23 5
1379 Our traditional thrones are in the bathroom. 1.2640 0.04970 125 99 19 7
1380 Off with their shoes. 1.2640 0.05098 125 100 17 8
1381 The game of hammocks? Seriously? 1.2640 0.05098 125 100 17 8
1382 Why didn’t we think of this sooner? 1.2640 0.04564 125 96 25 4
1383 Do you think the peasants will think we're chill now? 1.2640 0.04703 125 97 23 5
1384 There. We tried comfort. Can we to back to style now? 1.2640 0.04703 125 97 23 5
1385 I'm beheading 30% fewer people since I switched! 1.2640 0.04703 125 97 23 5
1386 See, if you suspend a canoe on ropes like this, you don't need water. So I banned water. 1.2640 0.05098 125 100 17 8
1387 You were right your Highness, the two person was definitely the right move.. 1.2640 0.04839 125 98 21 6
1388 At this point, even a throne would make us seem more down to earth. 1.2640 0.04420 125 95 27 3
1389 Now I hope you understand why hammock is a better than hemlock. 1.2640 0.04970 125 99 19 7
1390 Winter's coming - can we switch back to the thrones now? 1.2640 0.04839 125 98 21 6
1391 How do we get out of this? 1.2640 0.04703 125 97 23 5
1392 Funny you should ask, I was in the dungeon having a peasant stretched on the rack and the idea just popped into my head. 1.2640 0.04564 125 96 25 4
1393 Maybe this will finally start some rumours that we enjoy the swinging lifestyle? 1.2640 0.04564 125 96 25 4
1394 Well, it is better than the three-legged stool, but not much. 1.2640 0.04703 125 97 23 5
1395 I don't know I think I prefer the roundtable. 1.2640 0.04703 125 97 23 5
1396 We should never have allowed the internet to vote in the 'design the throne' contest. 1.2640 0.05223 125 101 15 9
1397 I thought we ordered a king size 1.2640 0.04564 125 96 25 4
1398 It's better than a sofa throne. 1.2640 0.04839 125 98 21 6
1399 If your father hadn't reneged on the dowry, we could be sitting on thrones right now. 1.2640 0.04970 125 99 19 7
1400 This is the closest thing you could find to the Banana-lounger that the peasants had in the park? 1.2640 0.04839 125 98 21 6
1401 I still think we should have gotten royal bean bags. 1.2640 0.05223 125 101 15 9
1402 When are the thrones coming back from the reupholsterer? 1.2640 0.04420 125 95 27 3
1403 We need to stop buying thrones from that boutique shop 1.2640 0.04970 125 99 19 7
1404 Yeah, thrones are so overrated. 1.2640 0.04420 125 95 27 3
1405 This is my idea of casual Friday! 1.2640 0.04564 125 96 25 4
1406 The Jester is no longer with us after he asked me, "How's it hanging.'" 1.2640 0.05223 125 101 15 9
1407 When summer's over, we'll go back to being cruel. 1.2640 0.04564 125 96 25 4
1408 Are you sure we are 6 feet apart 1.2640 0.04970 125 99 19 7
1409 Mr. Columbus says he did a huge trade deal with China that will make Spain great again! 1.2640 0.04839 125 98 21 6
1410 This staycation just isn't cutting it. 1.2640 0.04839 125 98 21 6
1411 I told you not to play a game with our thrones. 1.2640 0.04839 125 98 21 6
1412 This is not as much fun as I thought it was going to be. 1.2640 0.04839 125 98 21 6
1413 I prefer Lionheart but can live with Lounge Lizard. 1.2640 0.04970 125 99 19 7
1414 Now I'm seasick... 1.2640 0.04703 125 97 23 5
1415 This is what they meant when they said originalism, right? 1.2640 0.04839 125 98 21 6
1416 Prime day. 1.2640 0.04970 125 99 19 7
1417 And the best thing is, no one will know on our zoom conference. 1.2640 0.04839 125 98 21 6
1418 A Golden Hammock you say? 1.2640 0.04564 125 96 25 4
1419 The website said it was fit for a king, but I don’t think they meant two. 1.2640 0.04839 125 98 21 6
1420 I accept that the throne was hard on the bum, but how do you get out of this thing? 1.2640 0.04703 125 97 23 5
1421 Swing State 1.2640 0.04839 125 98 21 6
1422 I think this is your best invention yet King Hammock. 1.2640 0.04839 125 98 21 6
1423 Ok yeah but I mean it’s not king AND queen sized 1.2640 0.04703 125 97 23 5
1424 My advisor loves it but I’m afraid of ending up in a ‘the emperor has no throne’ situation 1.2640 0.05223 125 101 15 9
1425 Damn those peasants for abolishing the throne! 1.2640 0.04839 125 98 21 6
1426 Thanks for inviting me over for a slumber party Vladimir!" "Anytime Donald. 1.2619 0.04935 126 100 19 7
1427 I'm quite certain I heard: "off to their beds..." 1.2602 0.04737 123 96 22 5
1428 Thrones are just so fourteenth century. 1.2602 0.04294 123 93 28 2
1429 I love when you wear your ermine socks 1.2602 0.04594 123 95 24 4
1430 Are you sure this is how they do it in America? 1.2602 0.04737 123 96 22 5
1431 This is not exactly what I meant by ‘meeting in the middle.’ 1.2602 0.05142 123 99 16 8
1432 Then I had an epiphany, the kingdom CAN rule itself. 1.2602 0.04876 123 97 20 6
1433 What did you expect in a swing state? 1.2602 0.04737 123 96 22 5
1434 Darling,I'm not sure this is what the public had in mind when they say we must modernize the monarchy. 1.2602 0.04447 123 94 26 3
1435 I know you're a Republican, but I need you to swing left to get us started. 1.2602 0.05011 123 98 18 7
1436 It’s called ergonomics, this is supposed to make your back feel better while we work from home 1.2602 0.05011 123 98 18 7
1437 Bloody hell, Henry! That's YOUR turn to swing 1.2602 0.04876 123 97 20 6
1438 Are you sure this is what they meant by "try to create suspense"? 1.2583 0.04950 120 95 19 6
1439 Define “swingers”! 1.2583 0.04950 120 95 19 6
1440 I thought you watched the video about getting out of this thing without flipping. 1.2583 0.04807 120 94 21 5
1441 So much more relaxing than the giant royal exercise ball. 1.2583 0.04950 120 95 19 6
1442 Game of hammocks certainly sounds more fun. 1.2583 0.04807 120 94 21 5
1443 When I said we should get a new throne I meant the toilet. 1.2583 0.05090 120 96 17 7
1444 The giant kept saying, 'You'll be sorry', but I ripped it off his face anyway. 1.2583 0.05225 120 97 15 8
1445 I love middle age. 1.2583 0.04506 120 92 25 3
1446 Darling, I don't want to alarm you, but our rule is hanging in the balance. 1.2583 0.04950 120 95 19 6
1447 Let her watch. 1.2583 0.04659 120 93 23 4
1448 You're right,we should've gone with the king size. 1.2583 0.04506 120 92 25 3
1449 I actually requested a ham hock. 1.2583 0.04659 120 93 23 4
1450 This new throne has done wonders for my stress. I've only executed 5 people today! 1.2583 0.04950 120 95 19 6
1451 I’m not sure either - it was easier when the instructions were in Latin 1.2583 0.04506 120 92 25 3
1452 If you insist, the thrones are in the backyard. 1.2583 0.04506 120 92 25 3
1453 Swing State ? I don’t think so 1.2583 0.04506 120 92 25 3
1454 You get off first. 1.2583 0.04950 120 95 19 6
1455 Thrones are so last millennium 1.2583 0.04659 120 93 23 4
1456 Yes, it's relaxing, but is it regal? 1.2583 0.04950 120 95 19 6
1457 Ok.. I'm bored! What else rhymes with King? 1.2583 0.04807 120 94 21 5
1458 It's called bipartisanship. I swing to my right while you swing to your left. Then, once we're sick & tired of that, we switch sides. 1.2583 0.04807 120 94 21 5
1459 Wait until the Tudors see our new throne 1.2583 0.05090 120 96 17 7
1460 Sorry, not my idea of swinging. 1.2583 0.05090 120 96 17 7
1461 ‘They say the divine right of kings is trending again’ 1.2583 0.04659 120 93 23 4
1462 The guard said we could be overthrown. 1.2583 0.04807 120 94 21 5
1463 This is what you get when you shop at IKEA! 1.2583 0.04506 120 92 25 3
1464 You made the Royal deposit and choose this over a toaster? 1.2583 0.04950 120 95 19 6
1465 With this, procreation WILL be divine. 1.2583 0.04807 120 94 21 5
1466 I told you to wait until after the pandemic to reupholster the thrones. 1.2583 0.05225 120 97 15 8
1467 My doctor said the throne was bad for my back 1.2583 0.04183 120 90 29 1
1468 One of us will have to go first. This is why I suggested pants. 1.2583 0.04659 120 93 23 4
1469 It is more comfortable, but I still think you should have ordered the Cloth of Gold model. 1.2583 0.04659 120 93 23 4
1470 Not as cool as melted swords, but this thing is heaven on the lumbar. 1.2583 0.04659 120 93 23 4
1471 I specifically told you that we should order the King size! 1.2583 0.05090 120 96 17 7
1472 Staycations are highly overrated. 1.2583 0.05090 120 96 17 7
1473 It’s your turn to get the checkers. 1.2583 0.05090 120 96 17 7
1474 We shouldn’t have pawned the thrones . . 1.2583 0.05487 120 99 11 10
1475 I thought your sister was still selling scented candles. 1.2583 0.04950 120 95 19 6
1476 Our butts are thanking us, but ditching the thrones may cost us politically. 1.2583 0.04659 120 93 23 4
1477 I still don’t know if that cake comment was smart. 1.2583 0.04659 120 93 23 4
1478 ‘Honey! Now I can handle your mood swings.’ 1.2583 0.04807 120 94 21 5
1479 Two peas in a pod" is just a saying, not instructions 1.2583 0.04807 120 94 21 5
1480 You can return it if it's not your thing. 1.2583 0.04950 120 95 19 6
1481 Stop! Hammock time. 1.2583 0.05090 120 96 17 7
1482 I don't remember when we didn't have a hammock throne 1.2581 0.04841 124 98 20 6
1483 What? Your exact words, "Give up the throne." 1.2581 0.04841 124 98 20 6
1484 Year 33 of renovations. Can we pick up the pace? 1.2581 0.05231 124 101 14 9
1485 Andrew does grandma know about you’re being a swinger... 1.2581 0.04841 124 98 20 6
1486 I dunno. Who do you want to pillage and rape? 1.2581 0.04704 124 97 22 5
1487 That damn sword throne was killing my butt. 1.2581 0.04704 124 97 22 5
1488 Actually, my dear, I thought that you said you wanted a fling. 1.2581 0.04974 124 99 18 7
1489 It's still a game. But now it's just called the game of hammocks. 1.2581 0.04974 124 99 18 7
1490 It's cheaper AND more comfortable than those old thrones. 1.2581 0.04841 124 98 20 6
1491 Our subjects prefer a more laid-back style 1.2581 0.04704 124 97 22 5
1492 Sometimes it really doesn't feel like we're in the same boat anymore. 1.2581 0.04841 124 98 20 6
1493 They said it was King sized, sire. 1.2581 0.04974 124 99 18 7
1494 And I thought we'd always end up in the same boat together 1.2581 0.04704 124 97 22 5
1495 Found it when I was cleaning out my aunt’s dungeon. 1.2581 0.04704 124 97 22 5
1496 Game of Hammocks just sounds less stressful. 1.2581 0.04704 124 97 22 5
1497 And now what?...... 1.2581 0.04841 124 98 20 6
1498 See? Isn’t this more fun than sitting on thrones? 1.2581 0.04562 124 96 24 4
1499 Unfortunately it didn't come in King or Queen size. 1.2581 0.04974 124 99 18 7
1500 I’m told this will make us more relatable 1.2581 0.04562 124 96 24 4
1501 So now, we have to get to the other side of the room, BUT, the floor is hot lava. 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
1502 Methinks we should have worn the royal trousers today. 1.2544 0.05546 114 94 11 9
1503 Prepare the royal slackline! 1.2544 0.04795 114 89 21 4
1504 Staring contest ... Go! 1.2544 0.04631 114 88 23 3
1505 I think we have been dethroned 1.2544 0.04631 114 88 23 3
1506 It said “sit like a king” on the box. 1.2544 0.04795 114 89 21 4
1507 I think swinging is overrated! 1.2544 0.04631 114 88 23 3
1508 ...And ta-da, a summer palace! 1.2544 0.04631 114 88 23 3
1509 You want to hang out together? 1.2544 0.04631 114 88 23 3
1510 I ordered a ham hock! 1.2544 0.04955 114 90 19 5
1511 I said I wanted ham hocks!!! 1.2544 0.04631 114 88 23 3
1512 No, I"M the king of swing! 1.2544 0.04631 114 88 23 3
1513 So, I guess this is a truce? 1.2544 0.04631 114 88 23 3
1514 In retrospect, it was a waste to redeem all my Amex points for a ‘floating, reflective experience.’ 1.2542 0.04990 118 94 18 6
1515 This came from the Viking catalog? What were you thinking? 1.2542 0.05133 118 95 16 7
1516 Let's see who's the king of swing. 1.2542 0.04690 118 92 22 4
1517 And I love how easy it is to clean, servant-wash cold, dragon breadth medium. 1.2542 0.04533 118 91 24 3
1518 Once I retired, the throne just didn't feel right. 1.2542 0.04371 118 90 26 2
1519 There sure is a big drop from heir to the throne to second and third in line. 1.2542 0.04990 118 94 18 6
1520 You should see what they did with the guillotine! 1.2542 0.04842 118 93 20 5
1521 Even if we change sides, you’ll still have the best view. 1.2542 0.04690 118 92 22 4
1522 Remember, the Court Jester said this will make us look smarter. 1.2542 0.04690 118 92 22 4
1523 Isn't this more comfy than that Iron Throne? 1.2542 0.04533 118 91 24 3
1524 Are you sure it was a good idea to go casual in the throne room? 1.2542 0.04371 118 90 26 2
1525 It's supposed to be more ergonomic! 1.2542 0.04533 118 94 20 4
1526 At least we can say that it's better than that throne made of swords 1.2542 0.04990 118 94 18 6
1527 ...and that's how Queen Eleanor swayed the king. 1.2542 0.04842 118 93 20 5
1528 I know, I know! And another advantage of this throne is that you can wear whatever kind of shoes you want. 1.2542 0.04842 118 93 20 5
1529 They say that while I was gone you had a garage sale... 1.2542 0.04990 118 94 18 6
1530 Have we been promoted or demoted? 1.2542 0.04533 118 91 24 3
1531 Should we dispatch or a messenger or is it obvious we’ve given up? 1.2542 0.04842 118 93 20 5
1532 Let's just swing a minute! 1.2542 0.04690 118 92 22 4
1533 I'd rather be hanged than throne. 1.2542 0.04990 118 94 18 6
1534 WOW! I loved that movie. Jessica Chastain gave an amazing performance." 1.2542 0.04533 118 91 24 3
1535 I feel like our throne is really easy to topple, just my opinion 1.2542 0.04842 118 93 20 5
1536 "Thrones are passé. Our subjects want a more approachable, down-to-earth vibe." 1.2542 0.04842 118 93 20 5
1537 ''You will never get a Knight's rest in this thing!'' 1.2542 0.04690 118 92 22 4
1538 In the land of hammocks, the one-eyed man is king!” (NOTE: This joke assumes that these people are supposed to be cyclopses but possibly they just look like that due to the artist’s drawing style. If they’re meant to have two eyes please disregard. 1.2542 0.05133 118 95 16 7
1539 It said “King Size” on eBay. 1.2542 0.04690 118 92 22 4
1540 Don't look up, Damocles. 1.2542 0.04533 118 91 24 3
1541 Want to go back to the tent in the dining hall? 1.2542 0.05272 118 96 14 8
1542 Ok! Now it's your turn to rock the hammock! 1.2542 0.04990 118 94 18 6
1543 En-ga-land swings like a pendulum do. 1.2542 0.04842 118 93 20 5
1544 This is a king bed? 1.2542 0.04842 118 93 20 5
1545 Hopefully this is what they meant when they said the Kings should hang... 1.2542 0.04842 118 93 20 5
1546 The ad said, "100 nights risk free!" 1.2542 0.04202 118 89 28 1
1547 Oh Henry, are you sure they won’t mind if we’re swingers? 1.2542 0.04990 118 94 18 6
1548 Surely there's an easier way to abandon formality and look cool? 1.2542 0.04533 118 91 24 3
1549 Trust me — a “Game of Hammocks” spin-off will be huge! 1.2542 0.04842 118 93 20 5
1550 This is quite nice, but how do we get out of it with out looking like fools? 1.2542 0.04842 118 93 20 5
1551 It's called the Renaissance . 1.2542 0.05272 118 96 14 8
1552 Yes, it's comfy, but Royal Hammock just doesn't have the same ring to it. 1.2542 0.04842 118 93 20 5
1553 What happens in hammock, stays in hammock. 1.2542 0.05272 118 96 14 8
1554 I presume this is one of your jester’s bright ideas 1.2542 0.04990 118 94 18 6
1555 They call it a Hamlet! 1.2542 0.05133 118 95 16 7
1556 Duke and Duchess of Hammockshire sounded better on paper. 1.2542 0.04842 118 93 20 5
1557 The Kings of Swing 1.2542 0.05133 118 95 16 7
1558 You’d think we could afford a bed 1.2542 0.04842 118 93 20 5
1559 I know I’m the swing vote but this is not going to swing me one way or the other with you around. 1.2542 0.04990 118 94 18 6
1560 My public relations team says this will make me more relatable to the peasants 1.2542 0.04533 118 91 24 3
1561 Meanwhile, in the Kings-R-Us throne showroom... 1.2542 0.04990 118 94 18 6
1562 Wait what did you think game of thrones meant? 1.2542 0.04842 118 93 20 5
1563 I heard this is the same hammock that gave Richard III back problems. 1.2542 0.04990 118 94 18 6
1564 I appreciate your gift, but I can still feel the tension 1.2542 0.04842 118 93 20 5
1565 Who had the throne thrown out? 1.2524 0.05110 103 81 18 4
1566 "Perhaps an apple-cart would make a more balanced metaphor." 1.2500 0.04722 116 91 21 4
1567 It’s comfortable enough my King, but I don’t like the view. 1.2500 0.04722 116 91 21 4
1568 Do you think they're mocking us? 1.2500 0.04722 116 91 21 4
1569 The downside is that we have to look at each other. 1.2500 0.04722 116 91 21 4
1570 Return it. This is twin size, not king size! 1.2500 0.04561 116 90 23 3
1571 Welcome to my swingdom. 1.2500 0.05030 116 93 17 6
1572 I miss our traditional furniture. 1.2500 0.04879 116 92 19 5
1573 I think we need a nudge. 1.2500 0.04722 116 91 21 4
1574 See I told you! One person at a time! 1.2500 0.04879 116 92 19 5
1575 I don't care if it WAS a lightning deal on Prime day. 1.2500 0.05030 116 93 17 6
1576 come on! it's your turn make it swing. 1.2500 0.05030 116 93 17 6
1577 They had to sanitize our thrones. 1.2500 0.05030 116 93 17 6
1578 It’s certainly more comfortable, but it’s hard to look regal getting out. 1.2500 0.04722 116 91 21 4
1579 This way we’re not over throne 1.2500 0.04879 116 92 19 5
1580 This doesn’t feel like a California King. 1.2500 0.04722 116 91 21 4
1581 You get out first". "No! You get out first 1.2500 0.04722 116 91 21 4
1582 'I swear, dear King Hammock... I'd rather have my head chopped clean off my shoulders than have our family name associated with this vile thing.' 1.2500 0.05320 116 95 13 8
1583 Wait. Are WE the jesters? 1.2500 0.04879 116 92 19 5
1584 Maybe quitting our day jobs wasn't such a great idea after all. 1.2500 0.05030 116 93 17 6
1585 Surely I am gonna have plenty of supporters for "The Rule from Home" campaign. 1.2500 0.04561 116 90 23 3
1586 Honey, this was not what I had in mind when you suggested that we abdicate the throne. 1.2479 0.05278 117 96 13 8
1587 It was a gift from my parents. We can swap back when they leave 1.2479 0.05278 117 96 13 8
1588 Better to play footsie from a hammock than rule from a throne. 1.2479 0.04841 117 93 19 5
1589 I no longer care how long it takes to repair the throne. 1.2479 0.04687 117 92 21 4
1590 I’m glad we got rid of the bunk beds. This is so cozy. 1.2479 0.04841 117 93 19 5
1591 But, it's so much more comfortable than the thrones! 1.2479 0.04841 117 93 19 5
1592 The last monarch was a bit of an outdoorsman. 1.2479 0.04991 117 94 17 6
1593 Yeah, it’s cool. It gives The King of Swing a whole new meaning! 1.2479 0.05137 117 95 15 7
1594 Ok. One more time. I’ll start. Row, row, row your boat. No wait, let’s do rub-ba-dub-dub two kings in a tub. 1.2479 0.04687 117 92 21 4
1595 I told the servant to bring a ham HOCK... 1.2479 0.04991 117 94 17 6
1596 Well, after our free one-week trial, we can always send it back. 1.2479 0.04841 117 93 19 5
1597 You know, this would make a great water-balloon launcher. 1.2479 0.04687 117 92 21 4
1598 So much more comfortable than the throne of swords 1.2479 0.04991 117 94 17 6
1599 I warned you, Sovereign Immunity isn't an allowable deduction. 1.2479 0.04527 117 91 23 3
1600 Sorry, I thought we would inherit the throne. 1.2479 0.04361 117 90 25 2
1601 I hear this Glamping thing is in now. 1.2479 0.04527 117 91 23 3
1602 She said I was snoring too loudly - what are *you* in for? 1.2479 0.04841 117 93 19 5
1603 Keep playing footsie, and you'll wake up two feet shorter. 1.2478 0.05111 113 91 16 6
1604 No one expects any more of us. 1.2477 0.04728 109 85 21 3
1605 I dare say any perceived gains in populist appeal will come at the expense of respect for the office. 1.2456 0.04589 114 89 22 3
1606 Wanna go back to the two La-Z-Boys? 1.2456 0.04416 114 88 24 2
1607 I thought you said you wanted a change from all the pageantry. 1.2456 0.04755 114 90 20 4
1608 Trust me, this rocking the boat training will come in handy one day. 1.2456 0.04755 114 90 20 4
1609 This way, I have an interesting answer when they ask how I sleep at night. 1.2456 0.04589 114 89 22 3
1610 How the hell do we get out of this thing? 1.2456 0.04915 114 91 18 5
1611 Yes, easy lies the ass that wears the crown. 1.2456 0.04915 114 91 18 5
1612 Someone's going to swing for this! 1.2456 0.05368 114 94 12 8
1613 I said I would like to spend the weekend in a little Hamlet not Hammock!! 1.2456 0.04915 114 91 18 5
1614 Wow, hammocking really does help you relax and forget about the war, poverty, and pestilence you’ve helped create. 1.2456 0.04237 114 87 26 1
1615 Don't you miss the round table? 1.2456 0.04915 114 91 18 5
1616 Tell me again why this is better than a throne. 1.2456 0.04589 114 89 22 3
1617 Ist thou having regrets over beheading the royal carpenter and promoting the royal tent maker to his position. 1.2456 0.04915 114 91 18 5
1618 Alas, Sire! The New Yorker rejected my caption yet again." 1.2456 0.04755 114 90 20 4
1619 That's it, I'm firing my sorcerer! 1.2456 0.04237 114 87 26 1
1620 We'll tell the commoners we're all in this together. 1.2456 0.05222 114 93 14 7
1621 Call the press, this proves we know how to swing ! 1.2456 0.04755 114 90 20 4
1622 Off with the interior designer’s head. 1.2456 0.04915 114 91 18 5
1623 The architect assured me this thrown is topple-proof. 1.2456 0.04589 114 89 22 3
1624 When they "defund" royalty, they take your castle, throne & your bed! 1.2456 0.04915 114 91 18 5
1625 I don't know about you, but I'm really having second thoughts about our interior decorator. 1.2456 0.04589 114 91 19 4
1626 We're roughing it, it's called 'glamping'. Now, what's holding up breakfast? 1.2456 0.04589 114 89 22 3
1627 Supposedly, the key to this democracy fad is to identify with the swing voters. 1.2456 0.04755 114 90 20 4
1628 I wanted his kingdom run amok not a hammock! 1.2456 0.05071 114 92 16 6
1629 I told you that those tax cuts were a bad idea. 1.2456 0.04755 114 90 20 4
1630 This is the best way to get the swing votes. 1.2456 0.04915 114 91 18 5
1631 It's dumb, I know. That merchant was just so damn smooth. 1.2456 0.04755 114 90 20 4
1632 They were out of weighted blankets. 1.2456 0.04416 114 88 24 2
1633 When I asked if you were a swinger, this wasn't what I had in mind. 1.2456 0.04755 114 90 20 4
1634 Thrones are so authoritarian, I'm the people's despot. 1.2456 0.04416 114 88 24 2
1635 I love it. So much more comfortable than the throne thing. 1.2456 0.04589 114 89 22 3
1636 I didn't know staying in your pod was meant to be so literal 1.2456 0.04915 114 91 18 5
1637 It said ‘King-size’ in the room description. 1.2456 0.04915 114 91 18 5
1638 Maybe we shouldn’t have melted down the throne to make a royal jacuzzi 1.2456 0.05071 114 92 16 6
1639 to hang or be hung, that is the question. 1.2456 0.04755 114 90 20 4
1640 A throne just seemed too stuffy 1.2456 0.04915 114 91 18 5
1641 This is so much comfier than the “Twin”! 1.2432 0.05154 111 90 15 6
1642 I told them you wouldn't want to just sit on a throne all day. 1.2432 0.04286 111 85 25 1
1643 Plus it's infused with copper, whatever the hell that means. 1.2432 0.04653 111 87 21 3
1644 See, I told you we could have a fair and balanced government! 1.2432 0.04826 111 88 19 4
1645 It's not a castle without a man cave. 1.2432 0.05610 111 93 9 9
1646 I wanted the ham hock! 1.2432 0.04992 111 89 17 5
1647 You do know there are other places to sit right? 1.2432 0.05154 111 90 15 6
1648 Relax? I'm down 12 in the colonies. 1.2432 0.04826 111 88 19 4
1649 Spill yourself out and we'll declare a peaceful transfer of power.” 1.2432 0.04826 111 88 19 4
1650 I love being a swinger! 1.2432 0.05154 111 90 15 6
1651 It isn't regal but it's a lot more restful 1.2432 0.04653 111 87 21 3
1652 Virtual sailing is a lot safer . 1.2432 0.04826 111 88 19 4
1653 I know you can't swim and you are afraid of water, but couldn't we stop pretending we are meeting at sea? 1.2432 0.04992 111 89 17 5
1654 I assume you mean the Royal “Whee!” 1.2432 0.04992 111 89 17 5
1655 Yes, it is comfier but I worry that we’ll tip over when I knight someone. 1.2432 0.04826 111 88 19 4
1656 Sure, I’ve heard of the Round Table. But don’t you find meeting this way is more intimate? 1.2432 0.04286 111 85 25 1
1657 ''Maybe we should call it a Knight.'' 1.2432 0.04473 111 86 23 2
1658 Two Birds, One Throne 1.2432 0.04473 111 86 23 2
1659 One more time, Catherine, your soothsayer was absolutely clear that THIS was the only way to ensure a male heir? 1.2432 0.04992 111 89 17 5
1660 I know. It's just until the throne gets back from the repair shop. 1.2432 0.04653 111 87 21 3
1661 Wait until you get to the pea-under-the-mattress segment of the show” 1.2432 0.04653 111 87 21 3
1662 Cultural appropriation's not as fun as they said it would be. 1.2432 0.04473 111 86 23 2
1663 This is our throne of lies. 1.2432 0.04826 111 88 19 4
1664 This ain’t no monarchy.” 1.2432 0.04826 111 88 19 4
1665 Are you sure this makes me look more down-to-earth? 1.2432 0.04653 111 87 21 3
1666 I thought about zero gravity chairs but this seemed more tactile. 1.2432 0.04653 111 87 21 3
1667 I've an idea. Let's go back to the THRONE room. 1.2432 0.04992 111 89 17 5
1668 It was a smart move in the face of the movement to dethrone. No one ever gets de-hammocked! 1.2432 0.04992 111 89 17 5
1669 Sweetheart, this isn't the kind of swing I wanted to spice up our life. 1.2432 0.04653 111 87 21 3
1670 I see you got rid of the furniture. How broke are we? 1.2432 0.04826 111 88 19 4
1671 Maybe, off with all their heads was a bit harsh 1.2432 0.05154 111 90 15 6
1672 So it is decided: We shall wed our only child to the neighboring kingdom's heir, and in exchange they shall return our frisbee. 1.2432 0.04992 111 89 17 5
1673 You're saying I could have ordered one from Amazon, instead of murdering my way to the top? 1.2432 0.04826 111 88 19 4
1674 How many mattresses did you really need to prove she's a princess? 1.2432 0.05610 111 93 9 9
1675 My crown is bigger than your crown. 1.2432 0.05154 111 90 15 6
1676 So Issy, this is what we get for our investment in your Columbus guy, 1.2432 0.04826 111 88 19 4
1677 Can’t play a game of thrones if there are no thrones! 1.2432 0.04992 111 89 17 5
1678 We have no secrets in the Royal Hammock my son, it is our safe space. Now, was it you who tried to poison me last week?” 1.2432 0.04286 111 85 25 1
1679 I’m not afraid of her, I just need some support. 1.2432 0.04091 111 86 24 1
1680 It is nice and has a certain charm to it that will surely impress the nobles. Still, I'm am hearing rumors of a bed of water in the Tudor's castle. 1.2432 0.04473 111 86 23 2
1681 I ordered it online in April, but it just arrived today. 1.2432 0.04826 111 88 19 4
1682 It's not like we can't afford king-size. 1.2432 0.04992 111 89 17 5
1683 Times are tough for everyone, Phillip. You'd do well to be grateful for what we have. 1.2432 0.05154 111 90 15 6
1684 I think Lord Lawrence of Bean is onto something. 1.2432 0.05154 111 90 15 6
1685 There can only be one! 1.2432 0.04653 111 87 21 3
1686 I liked it better with trees 1.2432 0.04826 111 88 19 4
1687 Much more comfortable than those old wooden thrones. 1.2432 0.04826 111 88 19 4
1688 Sorry, I didnt know they were restoring BOTH thrones on the same day. 1.2432 0.04826 111 88 19 4
1689 The ad said 'live like a king'! ...I dunno, I like it. 1.2432 0.04826 111 88 19 4
1690 Can't we just behead the marriage counselor? 1.2432 0.05154 111 90 15 6
1691 The court jester said that getting out is the easiest part. 1.2432 0.04653 111 87 21 3
1692 What time is this boat scheduled to sail? 1.2432 0.04653 111 87 21 3
1693 I'm not getting out until she puts down that battle axe! 1.2432 0.04653 111 87 21 3
1694 I said I wanted to share a ham hock with you. 1.2432 0.05154 111 90 15 6
1695 When Ethelred gets here I have a tub we can move to. 1.2432 0.05154 111 90 15 6
1696 If only it were this easy to take down unfit leaders everywhere.... 1.2432 0.05310 111 91 13 7
1697 I never really bought into the whole ‘uneasy lies the head that wears the crown’ thing. 1.2432 0.04473 111 86 23 2
1698 It was either this or the Tower. 1.2432 0.04992 111 89 17 5
1699 Yes son, someday you will ascend to the royal hammock! 1.2432 0.04826 111 88 19 4
1700 I'll be so glad when the thrones are back from the upholsterer! 1.2432 0.05154 111 90 15 6
1701 I think we should make future generations call this “hanging out”. 1.2432 0.04992 111 89 17 5
1702 Once you're used to the rocking motion, we can try out a real boat. 1.2432 0.05154 111 90 15 6
1703 We should totally Hacky Sack after the Round Table. 1.2432 0.04826 111 88 19 4
1704 Are we hanged or hung? 1.2432 0.04473 111 86 23 2
1705 Is this what you thought they meant by "let them hang"? 1.2432 0.04992 111 89 17 5
1706 No! You lean to YOUR right...I lean to MY left!” 1.2432 0.04653 111 87 21 3
1707 This fall on NBC, Game of Hammocks 1.2432 0.04992 111 89 17 5
1708 It will be the best show since the 4 and 20 blackbirds baked in that pie. 1.2432 0.04992 111 89 17 5
1709 I don’t really miss the round table 1.2432 0.04653 111 87 21 3
1710 Easier to conceptualize world domination after a nap. 1.2432 0.04826 111 88 19 4
1711 The throne really was such a pain in the ass. 1.2432 0.04653 111 87 21 3
1712 It goes without saying that this new throne rules. 1.2432 0.04826 111 88 19 4
1713 Admit it, that throne was a royal pain in the ass. 1.2432 0.05154 111 90 15 6
1714 As always darling, we can’t lean left or right. Let us simply smile and enjoy our comfortable position. 1.2432 0.04992 111 89 17 5
1715 Thrones are overrated. 1.2432 0.04992 111 89 17 5
1716 🎶just swinging in the reign...what a wonderful feeling I’m happy again...🎶 🎶 1.2432 0.05154 111 90 15 6
1717 So this is my new game, the floor is lava 1.2432 0.05154 111 90 15 6
1718 This is peaceful alright, but until you get out it’s not a transfer of power. 1.2432 0.04992 111 89 17 5
1719 Cahoots of corruption 1.2432 0.05310 111 91 13 7
1720 I don’t care that the guy at REI told you it was the throne of hammocks, Charles. 1.2432 0.04653 111 87 21 3
1721 Shall we light the Chiminea, my liege? 1.2432 0.04653 111 87 21 3
1722 Who knew that being dethroned could be so fun? 1.2432 0.04992 111 89 17 5
1723 Do you think this is 6 feet? 1.2432 0.04473 111 86 23 2
1724 Rule number 1, the floor is lava 1.2432 0.04826 111 88 19 4
1725 What sleep number are you, your Highness? 1.2411 0.05267 112 92 13 7
1726 I was hoping for a more stable reign. 1.2411 0.04952 112 90 17 5
1727 Yes, I agree, what it lacks in decorum, it makes up for in comfort....but is it Scotch Guarded? 1.2411 0.04952 112 90 17 5
1728 Can we at least get a bipartisan good night's sleep? 1.2411 0.04952 112 90 17 5
1729 Can I crash here until the Queen cools off? 1.2411 0.04787 112 89 19 4
1730 This staycation is fine but honestly I can’t wait to get back to oppressing my subjects again. 1.2411 0.05112 112 91 15 6
1731 And the best part is that it coverts into the Iron Throne when we need to impress the peasants! 1.2411 0.04952 112 90 17 5
1732 It’s king-sized 1.2411 0.04616 112 88 21 3
1733 Truth is I was trying to order a ham hock. 1.2411 0.04952 112 90 17 5
1734 This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I agreed to share the throne. 1.2411 0.04253 112 86 25 1
1735 Someday in the future, nearly everyone will sleep in one of these, and they'll call it a king size bed. 1.2411 0.04787 112 89 19 4
1736 I agree it's more comfortable than a throne but it's the dignity matter I'm worried about. 1.2411 0.04616 112 88 21 3
1737 The Royal Hammock just doesn't have the right ring, does it? 1.2411 0.04616 112 88 21 3
1738 Let’s pack up head back to the winter palace. 1.2411 0.04952 112 90 17 5
1739 I don't think this is what he meant about slings of outrageous fortune. 1.2411 0.04787 112 89 19 4
1740 Oh yeah? Cry “Hammock” and let slip the dogs of war! 1.2411 0.04952 112 90 17 5
1741 I'm still not going to debate you. 1.2411 0.04616 112 88 21 3
1742 Just please remember to return my Crown after Halloween. 1.2411 0.04616 112 88 21 3
1743 Keep your cold feet on your side or we go back to our thrones!! 1.2411 0.04438 112 87 23 2
1744 Craigslist Free. 1.2411 0.04787 112 89 19 4
1745 I don't mind napping in the hammock with you, dad. But it gets a little weird when you sing lullabies to me. 1.2411 0.05112 112 91 15 6
1746 Guess we’re in the same boat. 1.2411 0.05267 112 92 13 7
1747 It’s called a love sack. 1.2411 0.04616 112 88 21 3
1748 With the delivery delays through the postal service, Throne Depot said I was better off buying local. 1.2411 0.04952 112 90 17 5
1749 I don't know. I kind of miss the throne. 1.2411 0.04787 112 89 19 4
1750 Let’s live with it for a few days 1.2411 0.05112 112 91 15 6
1751 Hanging chads 1.2411 0.05112 112 91 15 6
1752 We're not the only ones that feel that two heads are better than one. 1.2389 0.05225 113 93 13 7
1753 So there really isn’t much to it, son. 1.2389 0.05071 113 92 15 6
1754 I got it at the trebuchet.com super sales day! 1.2389 0.04749 113 90 19 4
1755 Think we can rock,then roll? 1.2389 0.04580 113 92 17 4
1756 It's called... glamping! 1.2389 0.04221 113 87 25 1
1757 We tried exercise balls. We tried standing thrones. Why not this? 1.2389 0.04913 113 91 17 5
1758 How do you like camping? 1.2389 0.05071 113 92 15 6
1759 Sorry. I thought it was just a fart. 1.2389 0.04749 113 90 19 4
1760 I told you we’d both fit 1.2385 0.04681 109 86 20 3
1761 Okay what exactly is Kuma Sumatra? 1.2385 0.05197 109 89 14 6
1762 I couldn’t decide between a throne or a bed of lies. 1.2385 0.04859 109 87 18 4
1763 To swing or not to swing, that is the question." 1.2385 0.05514 109 91 10 8
1764 Is that your toe or are we doing leech therapy again? 1.2385 0.04496 109 85 22 2
1765 This is not what I meant when I suggested we try swinging. 1.2385 0.04681 109 86 20 3
1766 What do you mean Lancelot has one of these for his banana? 1.2385 0.05031 109 88 16 5
1767 This is not at all what I had in mind when I said I would share the throne. 1.2385 0.04681 109 86 20 3
1768 After nap time, back to the executions. 1.2385 0.04859 109 87 18 4
1769 See we could've bought a bed but this is what you found in the thrift store 1.2385 0.05031 109 88 16 5
1770 I'm already sick of looking at you and it's only been 2 minutes. 1.2385 0.04681 109 86 20 3
1771 Wow this fills up with piss faster than I thought it would. 1.2385 0.05197 109 89 14 6
1772 All right. Who farted?! 1.2385 0.05031 109 88 16 5
1773 Throne, shmone, it's good to be the king that swings! 1.2385 0.05031 109 88 16 5
1774 Remember to counter balance when your sword is drawn for the knighting ceremony. 1.2385 0.04496 109 85 22 2
1775 Your Majesty, I think we need to raise the taxes! 1.2385 0.04859 109 87 18 4
1776 This is much more relaxing than the Ottoman Empire. 1.2385 0.04496 109 85 22 2
1777 My kingdom for a mai tai! 1.2385 0.04681 109 86 20 3
1778 Sometimes I feel like it's all just a game of hammocks. 1.2385 0.04859 109 87 18 4
1779 Summer is coming. 1.2385 0.05358 109 90 12 7
1780 I know that, as king, I can, but I don't think that, as king, I should. 1.2385 0.05031 109 88 16 5
1781 You're taking up all the foot room. 1.2385 0.05031 109 88 16 5
1782 I sold it to fund health care. 1.2385 0.04859 109 87 18 4
1783 See? Isn't this better than attacking France again? 1.2385 0.04859 109 87 18 4
1784 Wait...I asked the Royal Chef for ham hocks ... 1.2385 0.04859 109 87 18 4
1785 I found it on Amazon. 1.2385 0.05358 109 90 12 7
1786 So yes, it's a two-place hammock. Bought it on a royal tour of Ikea. 1.2385 0.04859 109 87 18 4
1787 While the Royal Swayer is in the dungeon it's we who suffer. 1.2385 0.04303 109 84 24 1
1788 That’s the last time I tell the Court Fool I want a Ham Hock for dinner! 1.2385 0.04681 109 86 20 3
1789 I just thought that by changing up the seating we’d seem more approachable to the commoners. 1.2385 0.04681 109 86 20 3
1790 So you say this is the fist swing state in History? 1.2385 0.04859 109 87 18 4
1791 Shall we include the serfs in casual Friday? 1.2385 0.04859 109 87 18 4
1792 Next month, I think hot tubs with platters of grapes. 1.2385 0.04681 109 86 20 3
1793 I don’t know. I liked the thrones better. 1.2385 0.05197 109 89 14 6
1794 Maybe, if we took off our clothes? 1.2385 0.04859 109 87 18 4
1795 1492 seaman training 1.2385 0.04859 109 87 18 4
1796 Admiral Columbus told me it was super comfy on the Santa Maria. 1.2385 0.05031 109 88 16 5
1797 Are you sure this constitutes social distancing? 1.2385 0.04859 109 87 18 4
1798 Oh, I thought you said, 'join me for some Hamlet' ". 1.2385 0.04859 109 87 18 4
1799 When my subjects beg for mercy the least I can do is be more relatable. 1.2385 0.05031 109 88 16 5
1800 Next time I'M gong to the mattress store. 1.2385 0.04681 109 86 20 3
1801 and in the Spring, we can move it onto the palace balcony 1.2385 0.04681 109 86 20 3
1802 You have to admit. this is a lot more comfortable than the traditional hard back throne. 1.2385 0.04859 109 87 18 4
1803 I try, but I can't relate to common people." 1.2385 0.04859 109 87 18 4
1804 Fortunately we don’t need to be elected. 1.2385 0.05197 109 89 14 6
1805 Come hither guard. This fool thinks we're sailing back to Norway! 1.2385 0.04859 109 87 18 4
1806 Chilling in the castle 1.2385 0.04859 109 87 18 4
1807 Rock, paper, scissors? 1.2385 0.04681 109 86 20 3
1808 This...but make it gold 1.2385 0.04681 109 86 20 3
1809 And this what they call ‘roughing it’ 1.2385 0.04303 109 84 24 1
1810 Should we ask him to help us out of this thing? 1.2385 0.04859 109 87 18 4
1811 I just thought the space between our thrones was impacting our relationship. 1.2385 0.04681 109 86 20 3
1812 Not sure about this new debate format. 1.2385 0.05358 109 90 12 7
1813 It’s a swing court. 1.2385 0.05031 109 88 16 5
1814 I thought we agreed, no more gambling 1.2385 0.04859 109 87 18 4
1815 I know it's The Ogre's mask, but he refuses to wear it" 1.2376 0.05103 101 81 16 4
1816 I liked my throne idea better. 1.2364 0.04990 110 89 16 5
1817 This is sure to bring in the swing votes 1.2358 0.04749 106 84 19 3
1818 So, how’s it hangin? 1.2358 0.04749 106 84 19 3
1819 I'm reconnecting with the common man. 1.2358 0.04935 106 85 17 4
1820 I asked them to bring us a ham hock, but I think I could get used to this. 1.2358 0.04556 106 83 21 2
1821 It’s all about soft power these days. 1.2358 0.04935 106 85 17 4
1822 Frankly, the 'Hammock King' doesn't really work as well. 1.2358 0.05114 106 86 15 5
1823 Isn't it like stepping into the 15th Century? 1.2358 0.05454 106 88 11 7
1824 Are you sure he was an "interior" decorator? 1.2358 0.05454 106 88 11 7
1825 Democracy is not the point of monarchy 1.2358 0.05286 106 87 13 6
1826 You promised me Venice. 1.2358 0.04935 106 85 17 4
1827 Amazon? Yep, 250 bucks, stand included 1.2358 0.04556 106 83 21 2
1828 'Well obviously, this is only a full' 1.2358 0.04749 106 84 19 3
1829 I wanted to give the room a more breezy feel. 1.2358 0.04749 106 84 19 3
1830 The kids just sailed home with a few gifts. This one is trending in Hawaii. 1.2358 0.04935 106 85 17 4
1831 I feel lighter already! You can’t beat Hammockerslimmer Mailorder! 1.2358 0.04935 106 85 17 4
1832 I want our thrones back. 1.2358 0.04749 106 84 19 3
1833 It seems appropriate since we now live in a swing state. 1.2358 0.05114 106 86 15 5
1834 I'm also getting a Panama hat. 1.2358 0.04935 106 85 17 4
1835 The Casual Friday Throne Hammock never really caught on. 1.2358 0.04556 106 83 21 2
1836 Now that the plague has killed everyone, do you want to play Scrabble? 1.2358 0.04935 106 85 17 4
1837 It is going to be hard to make a graceful exit from this thing. 1.2358 0.05114 106 86 15 5
1838 I thought you were working the swing shift. 1.2358 0.05114 106 86 15 5
1839 A queen would have fit just fine. 1.2358 0.05114 106 86 15 5
1840 They can take away our throne, but they can't take away our pride. 1.2358 0.05286 106 87 13 6
1841 Evidently, when they told me I'd be assuming the throne, I assumed wrong. 1.2358 0.04935 106 85 17 4
1842 Yeah, I can definitely order executions from here 1.2358 0.04556 106 83 21 2
1843 Canst thou get out and push? 1.2358 0.04749 106 84 19 3
1844 If this is all Columbus came up with, I want our money back. 1.2358 0.05454 106 88 11 7
1845 Great you got in but how do we get out with grace and poise? 1.2358 0.05114 106 86 15 5
1846 When we agreed to share the throne, this wasn't exactly what I was thinking. 1.2358 0.04749 106 84 19 3
1847 Are you sure this is what the starving mob meant when it shouted, "Let them swing?" 1.2358 0.04749 106 84 19 3
1848 When the mob yelled "String up the princes," I feared worse would happen. 1.2358 0.04556 106 83 21 2
1849 This is your idea of sharing the throne ? 1.2358 0.04556 106 83 21 2
1850 What do we do now? The brochure said "For swinging Kings" but didn't include instructions. 1.2358 0.05114 106 86 15 5
1851 I think we can finally lull ourselves into complacency. 1.2358 0.05286 106 87 13 6
1852 Just be patient--the re-upholstered thrones will have much better lumbar support. 1.2358 0.04556 106 83 21 2
1853 I was thinking of something else when you said you wanted us to be swingers! 1.2358 0.05454 106 88 11 7
1854 Coming soon is the “Princess and the Pea” sequel, “Two Princes in a Pod”! 1.2358 0.05114 106 86 15 5
1855 The high court is easily swayed. 1.2358 0.05286 106 87 13 6
1856 You were right. This is more fun than fiddling. 1.2358 0.05286 106 87 13 6
1857 This feels like 6 ft 1.2358 0.04749 106 84 19 3
1858 This is the way the Governor of Florida does it. 1.2358 0.05114 106 86 15 5
1859 our kingdom hangs in the balance 1.2358 0.04935 106 85 17 4
1860 Ever want to give it all up and move to the suburbs? 1.2358 0.05114 106 86 15 5
1861 If it's swinging don't bother ringing. 1.2358 0.05286 106 87 13 6
1862 Now if only we could get our hands on some kind of outdoor heater... 1.2358 0.05114 106 86 15 5
1863 You didn’t turn off the lights? 1.2358 0.05286 106 87 13 6
1864 I’m not convinced this beats our usual Friday night hang. 1.2358 0.04749 106 84 19 3
1865 When you said you were going to take my throne and hang me, I didn’t realize this is what you meant. 1.2358 0.04935 106 85 17 4
1866 The other 99% wouldn’t fit in here anyway 1.2358 0.04935 106 85 17 4
1867 Mattress King was closed, so I got this from HammocKing instead. 1.2358 0.04556 106 83 21 2
1868 I guess they thought “hanging” meant something else. 1.2358 0.04935 106 85 17 4
1869 Do you think this is what they meant by getting the swing vote? 1.2358 0.05286 106 87 13 6
1870 The Throne was backordered at IKEA so I went with the hammock instead. 1.2358 0.04749 106 84 19 3
1871 I’ve always wanted one of these. 1.2353 0.05246 102 83 14 5
1872 We’ve got to stop meeting like this. 1.2353 0.05246 102 83 14 5
1873 Thrones are just so cliché 1.2353 0.05058 102 82 16 4
1874 Let's play footsies, Queenie 1.2353 0.04658 102 80 20 2
1875 I want to be a whimsical dictator 1.2353 0.05058 102 82 16 4
1876 That round of checkers was exhausting! 1.2353 0.04862 102 81 18 3
1877 I told you, COMFORT is king. 1.2353 0.04658 102 80 20 2
1878 Should we go back to the beanbags? 1.2342 0.04781 111 89 18 4
1879 Your royal manspreading in this hammock is making me regret having the thrones reupholstered. 1.2342 0.04949 111 90 16 5
1880 Any word from the upholsterer? 1.2336 0.04893 107 86 17 4
1881 I said 'hand me my battle ax' not 'I need to relax'. 1.2336 0.04893 107 86 17 4
1882 It says ‘weekend’. 1.2308 0.05155 104 85 14 5
1883 Our reign is secure. No one will want to play a Game of Hammocks. 1.2308 0.04970 104 84 16 4
1884 We’re staying in the royal hammock until they finish cutting the lawn 1.2308 0.04779 104 85 15 4
1885 I was skeptical of glamping at first, if I'm honest. 1.2308 0.04970 104 84 16 4
1886 Well, we need to look at the swing vote. 1.2308 0.04970 104 84 16 4
1887 Ground floor, Venice, does that connect with you now? 1.2308 0.05155 104 85 14 5
1888 Now feel your urges to oppress melt away. 1.2308 0.04779 104 83 18 3
1889 Trust me, thrones were an obstacle! Our subjects will identify with us better if they see that we are like them. 1.2308 0.05155 104 85 14 5
1890 Are you suggesting the royal rower isn’t giving me the intense ab workout they said it would? 1.2308 0.05672 104 88 8 8
1891 And instead of our stupid iron swords I propose to use lightsabers. 1.2308 0.05333 104 86 12 6
1892 First it is casual throne day, next it is peasants denying the divine right of kings. 1.2308 0.04579 104 82 20 2
1893 I hope that knobby throne never comes back from repairs. 1.2308 0.05155 104 85 14 5
1894 My kingdom for a Dramamine 1.2308 0.04779 104 83 18 3
1895 I think we saved enough on the thrones for some really first class scepters. 1.2308 0.04970 104 84 16 4
1896 I'm not sure Casual Fridays are the best way to build rapport with the commoners. 1.2308 0.05155 104 85 14 5
1897 This glamping thing is getting old. 1.2308 0.04579 104 82 20 2
1898 OK, now, how do you get out? 1.2308 0.04779 104 83 18 3
1899 So, I was just supposed to let REI coupon expire? 1.2308 0.05333 104 86 12 6
1900 I still wish you hadn’t chopped down those two trees. 1.2308 0.05155 104 85 14 5
1901 Thrones are so 12th Century. A gift from the new World . A place called Pawleys Island. 1.2308 0.04779 104 83 18 3
1902 Methinks the optics of this are bad. 1.2308 0.05155 104 85 14 5
1903 We rock on three. One, two, three. Got it? 1.2308 0.05333 104 86 12 6
1904 "You move and we're both down." or "On three, we're outta here!" 1.2308 0.04779 104 83 18 3
1905 I forgot the oars!! 1.2308 0.04371 104 81 22 1
1906 They told me you were a Swinger! 1.2308 0.05333 104 86 12 6
1907 If you must know, I made the mistake of asking the servants for an ergonomic throne. 1.2308 0.04970 104 84 16 4
1908 We both won the title of king with the swing vote. 1.2308 0.05155 104 85 14 5
1909 I'm just afraid my subjects will view me as too approachable. 1.2308 0.05333 104 86 12 6
1910 I wish I found out how uncomfortable this was before I got rid of the throne 1.2308 0.04970 104 84 16 4
1911 It's good to be the King 1.2308 0.05155 104 85 14 5
1912 Would a hot tub appear unregal? 1.2308 0.04970 104 84 16 4
1913 No, we’re not couch potatoes. 1.2308 0.04970 104 84 16 4
1914 This has been a fun swing, but I best get back to my wife. 1.2308 0.05155 104 85 14 5
1915 No. You put on YOUR mask. 1.2308 0.04970 104 84 16 4
1916 King: I am King and you are Queen Queen: And together we are.... Together: Chess nuts boasting on an open foyer. 1.2308 0.05333 104 86 12 6
1917 I never promised you a rose garden. 1.2308 0.04970 104 84 16 4
1918 I acknowledge you as the "new age" King of your land, but when we meet like this, underwear is not optional. 1.2308 0.04970 104 84 16 4
1919 I think I'll go out and catch the plague..... 1.2308 0.05333 104 86 12 6
1920 Maybe not Royal, but way more romantic than separate thrones! 1.2308 0.04779 104 83 18 3
1921 You blow out the candles this time. 1.2308 0.05155 104 85 14 5
1922 Are you sure this is a staycation? 1.2308 0.04970 104 84 16 4
1923 " Whoa, my Lord, I had no idea you swinged both ways! 1.2308 0.05333 104 86 12 6
1924 Ya know... when I asked if you were interested in exploring “swinging”... this isn’t exactly what I had in mind. 1.2308 0.04970 104 84 16 4
1925 Do you think she’ll let us play on the trampoline too? 1.2308 0.04579 104 82 20 2
1926 Once the Times got a hold of my tax returns, this is now royal living 1.2308 0.05155 104 85 14 5
1927 Let them rule while we hang. 1.2308 0.04579 104 82 20 2
1928 You’re gonna love sleeping in it ... they call it a California King! 1.2308 0.04970 104 84 16 4
1929 Suspension is exhilarating; lets try it with the constitution. 1.2308 0.05155 104 85 14 5
1930 So, how, with grace and dignity, do we get out? 1.2308 0.04970 104 84 16 4
1931 Getting in and out is a royal pain in the ass. 1.2308 0.05672 104 88 8 8
1932 Well, we had to do SOMETHING while they were at the upholsterers. 1.2308 0.05505 104 87 10 7
1933 I don't think this will out crazy George III, Chuck. 1.2308 0.05333 104 86 12 6
1934 Honestly, it was fine until you started with the Bucking-hammock Palace jokes. 1.2308 0.04579 104 82 20 2
1935 Quit shaking! 1.2308 0.05333 104 86 12 6
1936 My queen, I say it’s fit for royalty if it fits royalty. 1.2308 0.04970 104 84 16 4
1937 Now your subjects can better imagine having a beer with you. 1.2308 0.04779 104 83 18 3
1938 Yes, my dear, I promise not to let the court know we're swingers. 1.2308 0.04970 104 84 16 4
1939 The throne gave me a royal pain. 1.2308 0.04970 104 84 16 4
1940 When did they say our new chairs would be here again ? 1.2308 0.04970 104 84 16 4
1941 Let’s not be old fashioned,” you said. “Let’s be swingers,” you sai 1.2308 0.04779 104 83 18 3
1942 Is the crown resting more easily? 1.2308 0.05155 104 85 14 5
1943 I think beheadings have dropped by 50 % since we got this 1.2308 0.05333 104 86 12 6
1944 Yes, but it's still better than the tandem rocking chair. 1.2308 0.04779 104 83 18 3
1945 I can see you’re really taking these peace talks seriously. 1.2308 0.04970 104 84 16 4
1946 What do you mean, there is no king-sized hammock? 1.2308 0.05333 104 86 12 6
1947 I know you're the 'Hammock King'. But guess what, I'm the real King! 1.2308 0.04371 104 81 22 1
1948 Why didn't we think of "holiday at home" sooner? 1.2308 0.04371 104 81 22 1
1949 I know. But it’s a lot more comfy than the Iron Throne. 1.2308 0.04579 104 82 20 2
1950 "I never did like the upholstery on those damn thrones. 1.2308 0.05505 104 87 10 7
1951 It was terrifying: I dreamed we were common. 1.2308 0.04779 104 83 18 3
1952 I think we’re finally getting the hang of this royals thing. 1.2308 0.04579 104 82 20 2
1953 I think this hammock would be perfect in the dungeon. 1.2308 0.05333 104 86 12 6
1954 Now hold it right there - I didn’t say anything when you got rid of my iron fist... 1.2308 0.04970 104 84 16 4
1955 Wanna switch positions? 1.2308 0.05505 104 87 10 7
1956 I told him I wanted a ham hock for dinner 1.2308 0.05155 104 85 14 5
1957 Well, you know what they say: two we's in a pod!" "Shut up, Brian 1.2308 0.05333 104 86 12 6
1958 This isn’t quite what I had in mind when I said we should hangout 1.2308 0.04779 104 83 18 3
1959 I just told the guardsman,"We'll be glad to hang a while," and he seemed totally satisfied. 1.2308 0.04579 104 82 20 2
1960 I know you were tired of the royal thrones, but the royal hammock isn't doing it for me. 1.2308 0.04970 104 84 16 4
1961 My Lord, ur new throne has been delivered... 1.2308 0.04779 104 83 18 3
1962 Blame the travel restrictions 1.2308 0.04779 104 83 18 3
1963 No, my dear. When they said they wanted to get rid of the throne this is not what they meant. 1.2308 0.04970 104 84 16 4
1964 ‘The catalog description really didn’t do it justice’ 1.2308 0.05155 104 85 14 5
1965 I was really into this shared co-working space ...until the plague hit. 1.2308 0.05155 104 85 14 5
1966 Yeah, it’s cool, but I heard Henry gave Anne a killer slackline. 1.2308 0.05155 104 85 14 5
1967 I'm so glad Dad let us redecorate our bedchamber 1.2308 0.05155 104 85 14 5
1968 I’ve always said there were benefits to modernizing the monarchy 1.2308 0.05333 104 86 12 6
1969 You said you wanted the king-sized masks... 1.2308 0.05333 104 86 12 6
1970 Circa 1253: Royals Try to Influence Swing Voters 1.2308 0.04970 104 84 16 4
1971 So your husband, Jerry Falwell Jr., just likes to stand there and watch? 1.2308 0.05333 104 86 12 6
1972 i am constantly in a swing state 1.2308 0.04779 104 83 18 3
1973 This is not what I had in mind when I said I’d share the throne with you. 1.2286 0.04738 105 84 18 3
1974 It's my royal hangup. 1.2286 0.04928 105 85 16 4
1975 Not as regal as my throne but definitely more fun. 1.2286 0.04541 105 83 20 2
1976 It's about time we have an axwoman at the door 1.2277 0.05243 101 83 13 5
1977 It’s no bed of nails. 1.2268 0.04518 97 76 20 1
1978 We're in this together. 1.2268 0.04971 97 78 16 3
1979 Tell me again why this beats a bed? 1.2268 0.04750 97 77 18 2
1980 I'm glad we gave up the throne. 1.2268 0.05182 97 79 14 4
1981 You're sitting on my foot. 1.2268 0.05182 97 79 14 4
1982 Well, it is more comfortable. 1.2268 0.04750 97 77 18 2
1983 You’re right, I do feel better. 1.2268 0.04971 97 78 16 3
1984 Prime day has been good to thou. 1.2268 0.04750 97 77 18 2
1985 Okay, the floor is lava. Now what? 1.2264 0.05240 106 88 12 6
1986 Teeter-totters are more fun. 1.2255 0.04386 102 80 21 1
1987 When I assume the throne, will I get it back? 1.2255 0.05196 102 84 13 5
1988 This is definitely not as much fun as an execution. 1.2255 0.04602 102 81 19 2
1989 Take it up with that guy at the door 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
1990 You first 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
1991 This canoe simulator is a gift from the Phoenicians 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
1992 I would say this is a net positive. 1.2255 0.04386 102 80 21 1
1993 With only two of us we're gonna need a swing vote. 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
1994 We thought you needed to relax; you’ve been executing a lot of people lately. 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
1995 Better than the other way of being hanged. 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
1996 Guard! Summon the Royal Toenail Cutter! 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
1997 The common people call it "hygge" 1.2255 0.04602 102 81 19 2
1998 The executioner arrives tomorrow. They told us to use this time to pray for our sins, not to play with our shins! 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
1999 I wasn't resting easy on the throne. 1.2255 0.04386 102 80 21 1
2000 Trust me. It doesn’t matter if you can’t swim. 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
2001 Another exciting episode of America’s favorite hit show, Game of Hammocks.. 1.2255 0.04602 102 81 19 2
2002 It's your turn to rock the baby. I'll be in our room sleeping. 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
2003 Who should we put on the Supreme Court? 1.2255 0.05196 102 84 13 5
2004 Getting out of this thing is going to be a Royal pain in the ass! 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
2005 We need a new royal marriage therapist. 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
2006 All you said was to get rid of the bean bag chairs. 1.2255 0.04602 102 81 19 2
2007 All that crusading really did a number on my lower back, so I figured this would help stretch it out. 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
2008 We should have started Casual Fridays 300 years ago. 1.2255 0.05196 102 84 13 5
2009 I blame myself for giving you the Sharper Image catalog. 1.2255 0.05196 102 84 13 5
2010 Remind me - what was so bad about our four-poster ? 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
2011 So then I said,"Who wants to sit on a throne for hours? That's just so impractical." 1.2255 0.04386 102 80 21 1
2012 I will not leave; your victory is fake news. 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
2013 Being dethroned is not as bad as I thought. 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
2014 For sure the tabloids will call us swingers 1.2255 0.05380 102 85 11 6
2015 The peasants are going to love this “progressive monarchy” idea. 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
2016 I thought you booked us the royal suite! 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
2017 Can you believe what Ada wore to her son's Barmitzvah? 1.2255 0.04602 102 81 19 2
2018 TGIF 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
2019 When am I going to be old enough for a king size bed 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
2020 Vaccine is on the way! Next year we’ll be in St. Lucia! 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
2021 I feel like the peasants don't take us seriously anymore. 1.2255 0.04386 102 80 21 1
2022 The Royal Family’s decision to adopt a “Casual Friday” routine proved to be controversial “ 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
2023 We're promising the peasants a banana split republic! 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
2024 I can’t believe you gave up the throne because of a couple of potty jokes! 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
2025 Alright, well this entertained me for about half a day of COVID lockdown. 1.2255 0.04386 102 80 21 1
2026 I just think "hammock room" lacks gravitas. 1.2255 0.05380 102 85 11 6
2027 Those swing voters made this a mockery of a debate! 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
2028 Since when did we become a swing principality? 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
2029 I hope that the drawing and quartering are as pleasant as this. 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
2030 ‘Now that you mention it, Gilligan, it IS odd that we had space on the S.S.Minnow for Absolute Monarchy but not some basic navigation equipment.’ 1.2255 0.04386 102 80 21 1
2031 Royal order? Poppycock. You get out and push me this time. 1.2255 0.04602 102 81 19 2
2032 Have you thought about grad school? 1.2255 0.04602 102 81 19 2
2033 This is way more comfortable than that throne made of swords. 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
2034 If you think this is great, wait until you try the throne. 1.2255 0.04602 102 81 19 2
2035 I told you, it's not safe to fly right now. You'll just have to imagine that we're on a tropical island 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
2036 If I can smell it, she can too. 1.2222 0.05286 99 82 12 5
2037 Do you ever get the feeling the cartoonist has trouble drawing eyes? 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
2038 I see why the peasants call you Phillip the Relaxed. 1.2222 0.04665 99 79 18 2
2039 Dethronizing is easy...try to DE-HAMMOCKINIZING... 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
2040 October. It’s time to switch to the Winter throne now. 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
2041 But the catalog said it was "Fit for a King!" 1.2222 0.04881 99 80 16 3
2042 Camping is everything you said it would be, Cousin! 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
2043 'This is temporary. I'm having our thrones re-upholstered." 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
2044 When you said you were a swinger this is not what I had in mind. 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
2045 Like it? The nice people from the giant horse left it outside, next to the volleyball court. 1.2222 0.04881 99 80 16 3
2046 I’ve always had a soft spot for banana republics. 1.2222 0.05286 99 82 12 5
2047 When Wayfair said it's fit for a king it was just newfangled marketing. 1.2222 0.04881 99 80 16 3
2048 Since lockdown, they're telling us to staycation at home. 1.2222 0.05286 99 82 12 5
2049 I don’t think this quarantine vacation thing is really working out. 1.2222 0.04438 99 78 20 1
2050 I like the old one, made of the fused skulls of those who fell by my blade, but I like earth tone fabric. 1.2222 0.05478 99 83 10 6
2051 I feel like a commoner already! 1.2222 0.04438 99 78 20 1
2052 Did you say that our decorator was from REI ? 1.2222 0.05286 99 82 12 5
2053 And here I thought Hammacher-Schlemmer had folded! 1.2222 0.05286 99 82 12 5
2054 See, I told you laissez-faire was the way to go 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
2055 I suggested we share a ham hock. 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
2056 Whoever said: “with great power comes great resonsibility” definitely didn’t have a hammock. 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
2057 Rock-a-bye baby just doesn’t seem appropriate. 1.2222 0.04665 99 79 18 2
2058 Frankly dear I prefer our separate thrones. 1.2222 0.04665 99 79 18 2
2059 No, you step down first. 1.2222 0.04665 99 79 18 2
2060 These conferences get more medieval every year. 1.2222 0.04665 99 79 18 2
2061 I told you we should have gone to Mattress King. 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
2062 You should have seen the other options. 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
2063 Part of the spoils after conquering Barbuda! 1.2222 0.04881 99 80 16 3
2064 Oh George, thrones are so 12th century... 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
2065 Hey, these public hangings aren't that bad! 1.2222 0.04881 99 80 16 3
2066 This is not what I pictured when you said you were a swinger, that you'd rock my world. 1.2222 0.05286 99 82 12 5
2067 We spent the entire budget on these crowns... but the hammock is comfortable, no? 1.2222 0.04881 99 80 16 3
2068 God this fucking blows 1.2222 0.05478 99 83 10 6
2069 A Royal Social Distancing 1.2222 0.05478 99 83 10 6
2070 Our other throne is being reupholstered. 1.2222 0.05286 99 82 12 5
2071 Let’s see if you can do around the world. 1.2222 0.05286 99 82 12 5
2072 Thrones are so last century! 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
2073 Time seemed to freeze in place, as King Cromington and Queen Gladys simultaneously realized that the RIGHT half of the carpet extended to the third step...but the LEFT...did not. 1.2222 0.05663 99 84 8 7
2074 Relax. He’s turning the Round Table into a hot tub. 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
2075 I told you camping was not for royalty 1.2222 0.04881 99 80 16 3
2076 Who gives a fuck about Christmas decorations? 1.2222 0.05286 99 82 12 5
2077 I'm disrupting thrones. 1.2222 0.05286 99 82 12 5
2078 Getting a little tired of those misleading online ads? 1.2222 0.04665 99 79 18 2
2079 Whatever made thee think 'I want thee in the worst way' has aught to do with standing up in a hammock, Henry?! 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
2080 I must say this is a delightful change from the iron throne. 1.2222 0.04881 99 80 16 3
2081 Let's just bask in our latest crowning achievements. 1.2222 0.04881 99 80 16 3
2082 Last time I buy a throne from Restoration Hardware 1.2222 0.04881 99 80 16 3
2083 Darling, what a marvelous way to use a catapult! 1.2222 0.04881 99 80 16 3
2084 We gotta hang more often 1.2222 0.04881 99 80 16 3
2085 Deforestation really took a toll on the throne-making industry 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
2086 Tomorrow let’s try it outside. 1.2222 0.04665 99 79 18 2
2087 I'm glad we can see eye to eye on this. 1.2222 0.04665 99 79 18 2
2088 Well the Vikings told me these are great for post battle stress 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
2089 The environmentalists in my kingdom became part of the problem right after they started to complain about head disposal. 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
2090 Im just saying, I think it was a bad trade. 1.2222 0.04665 99 79 18 2
2091 Pained is the back that swings in the hammock 1.2222 0.04665 99 79 18 2
2092 Are you sure this interior designer is the right fit? 1.2222 0.05286 99 82 12 5
2093 You should have seen the giant I took it off Honeybun. 1.2222 0.05478 99 83 10 6
2094 It's going to get ugly if you keep rocking when I am trying to knight them! 1.2222 0.04881 99 80 16 3
2095 This is a king size 1.2222 0.04881 99 80 16 3
2096 I don't think this two king hammock is working. Plus it's killing my back. 1.2222 0.04881 99 80 16 3
2097 Not quite what I had in mind when father said we’d be sharing the throne 1.2222 0.04665 99 79 18 2
2098 Let’s take this down to the moat and see if it really is a canoe. 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
2099 let's stand up, see what happens 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
2100 Recycled trebuchet, is it? 1.2222 0.04665 99 79 18 2
2101 The salesman told me, no one uses thrones anymore. 1.2222 0.04665 99 79 18 2
2102 Hamlet said we would like this better than our bed. 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
2103 This staycation is not all I thought it would be. 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
2104 During the pandemic we have to pretend this is our armada. 1.2222 0.04881 99 80 16 3
2105 If it's on sale, it's on sale. 1.2222 0.04881 99 80 16 3
2106 It's the latest in understated Royal decor. 1.2222 0.04438 99 78 20 1
2107 And this shows our support for absolving income inequality. 1.2222 0.05286 99 82 12 5
2108 I've never let grandiosity sway me. 1.2222 0.04665 99 79 18 2
2109 Is this all there is? We conquered the world to eat potatoes and sit in hammocks. Maybe I should have been a shoemaker. 1.2222 0.05286 99 82 12 5
2110 I said, "My kingdom for a hammock!"...and he took me up on it... 1.2222 0.04881 99 82 13 4
2111 Sadly, the warranty states it's heir proof. 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
2112 So this is the tropical honeymoon you promised me? 1.2222 0.05286 99 82 12 5
2113 This is swinging? 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
2114 They didn't have any King Size mattresses. 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
2115 Truce? 1.2222 0.04881 99 80 16 3
2116 Now, YOU push. 1.2222 0.04665 99 79 18 2
2117 When you said hammock, I thought we were having dinner 1.2222 0.04881 99 80 16 3
2118 I used to have a French bed of justice, but it just hurt my lower back too much. 1.2222 0.04881 99 80 16 3
2119 Trust me, 'regal' is just a social construction. It can be whatever we want it to be 1.2222 0.04665 99 79 18 2
2120 Covid canoeing is crap. 1.2222 0.04881 99 80 16 3
2121 The new interior designer said we need to relax more, less stress. . .fire him 1.2222 0.05478 99 83 10 6
2122 I don’t think this is what they meant by “we’re all in this together.” 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
2123 You registered to vote yet? 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
2124 In practice the arc of history bends towards just us. 1.2222 0.04881 99 80 16 3
2125 That’s right. We’re putting the game back in game of thrones. 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
2126 No, you abdicate first! 1.2222 0.04665 99 79 18 2
2127 I said I was a singer, s-i-n-g-e-r. 1.2222 0.04881 99 80 16 3
2128 Honey, I have a feeling I won’t be able to get out of this thing. 1.2212 0.05105 104 86 13 5
2129 Oh please! Millennials are not 'killing' the throne industry 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
2130 Oh dear, it's like landscape without life. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
2131 This is what happens when you lose The Game of Thrones. 1.2200 0.04623 100 80 18 2
2132 Maybe we should take it back outside. 1.2200 0.05238 100 83 12 5
2133 ,”it’s only awkward if you make it so.” 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
2134 If I 'm not remembered as Greg I 'The Hammock King", then history might judge me on my record 1.2178 0.05190 101 84 12 5
2135 You can fit ten cannonballs in this. 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
2136 Covid cosy 1.2165 0.05124 97 80 13 4
2137 I hocked the throne so can invest in tulips. Its all going to work out magnificently. 1.2165 0.05124 97 80 13 4
2138 Our summer castle begs for this sort of ambience. 1.2165 0.04452 97 77 19 1
2139 When was the last time you had this much fun? 1.2165 0.05124 97 80 13 4
2140 Irv, I don't know how you did it, but getting Gulliver to give us one of his old corona masks was a great idea, no wonder you're the king of Lilliput 1.2165 0.05330 97 81 11 5
2141 It's my favorite place to hang out! 1.2165 0.05330 97 81 11 5
2142 Do you think our bath will be ready soon? 1.2165 0.04687 97 78 17 2
2143 If I say left and you say right, we go nowhere. 1.2165 0.05330 97 81 11 5
2144 The Giant dropped this? Do you think it's safe for us to be hanging out in it??!! 1.2165 0.04452 97 77 19 1
2145 Cultural appropriation is what I do best. 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
2146 It's called a ' throne' because we keep getting 'thrown' off of it !" 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
2147 I figured that some gentle relaxation would make us more effective tyrants. 1.2165 0.05330 97 81 11 5
2148 Okay, the first one to fall asleep loses his crown...then his head. 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
2149 Relaxed is the new regal. 1.2165 0.05330 97 81 11 5
2150 So you traded your Kingdom for this? 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
2151 Perhaps we should try a recliner? 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
2152 No, you get out and push first 1.2165 0.05330 97 81 11 5
2153 Tomorrow, I will abdicate the hammock. 1.2165 0.05124 97 80 13 4
2154 Well, you always said you’d like to be put on canvas. 1.2165 0.04687 97 78 17 2
2155 I feel more relatable already. 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
2156 Well, good talkin' to ya but time's up. I've got a beheading at 4. 1.2165 0.05124 97 80 13 4
2157 Off with the furniture-makers head! 1.2165 0.05330 97 81 11 5
2158 '... and then I was shooting animals in the forest for half an hour to see if my eyesight was working, that's why some knights are missing.' 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
2159 Agreed, 'Heir to the Hammock' is groovier. 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
2160 Oh that puddle? It’s piss! 1.2165 0.05330 97 81 11 5
2161 It's the latest in throne technology. 1.2165 0.05124 97 80 13 4
2162 Honestly, it's not what I expected when you said, "the Queen and I swing." 1.2165 0.04687 97 78 17 2
2163 I think I prefer torturing and pillaging. 1.2165 0.04687 97 78 17 2
2164 I am so glad you talked me into relinquishing our thrones. 1.2165 0.05124 97 80 13 4
2165 The head that wears the crown is nowhere near as heavy thanks to the royal hammock. 1.2165 0.05124 97 80 13 4
2166 It is not the style. I'm just saying it is not feng-shui. 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
2167 We might as well have some fun before that guy with the axe wakes up. 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
2168 I am 85% sure that this isn’t the king sized mattress I ordered 1.2165 0.05124 97 80 13 4
2169 I’m the rightful heir, you said. I’ll BURN this throne before I share it, you said! 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
2170 We aren't just a pod, we royal peas in a pod. 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
2171 Let make a Crown Prince! 1.2165 0.05330 97 81 11 5
2172 I figured those thrones made us look a bit out of touch with the plebeians. 1.2165 0.04687 97 78 17 2
2173 Ever tried sex in a hammock? 1.2165 0.04687 97 78 17 2
2174 The best is when we let our toes intertwine. 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
2175 Sure it's more comfortable than a throne but where's the cachet? 1.2165 0.04452 97 77 19 1
2176 So, don't you think is way more comfy than those hard Thrones? 1.2165 0.05124 97 80 13 4
2177 You're right. Getting into this thing is a form of torture. 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
2178 Netflix and chill in the time of Covid-19 1.2165 0.04687 97 78 17 2
2179 Once your mind is set there is no swaying you. 1.2165 0.04687 97 78 17 2
2180 Stay home order aside, could we at least put it by a window? 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
2181 Such a better use of the dragon's mask indeed. 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
2182 We'd better check if this is okay with the condo association. 1.2165 0.04687 97 78 17 2
2183 So would you like to swing on a star...carry moonbeams home in a jar ? 1.2165 0.04452 97 77 19 1
2184 I preferred the Cialis shoot in the hot tub. 1.2165 0.04687 97 78 17 2
2185 Enough with the royal decrees, let’s play footsies. 1.2165 0.04687 97 78 17 2
2186 I don’t know about you, but as soon as I got in this thing, I just don’t have the energy for starting this month’s war with France. 1.2165 0.04687 97 78 17 2
2187 I like to just chill. 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
2188 It’s not that I can’t get out to tour the Kingdom….it’s that I can’t get out. 1.2165 0.05330 97 81 11 5
2189 Guard, fetch us more S'mores. 1.2165 0.05124 97 80 13 4
2190 Marie, if you rock one more time I'll send you to the Bastille 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
2191 The chef asked how to flavor the soup. I said,"we like the ham hock" and here we are. 1.2165 0.04452 97 77 19 1
2192 This isn't how I expected my life would be in my 30s either. 1.2165 0.04687 97 78 17 2
2193 Just be careful you don't expose yourself to the commoners when you get out. 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
2194 I really preferred not having to look at you all the time. - Robert J. Khoury, Chicago, IL 1.2165 0.04687 97 78 17 2
2195 I mean “Game of Hammocks” sounds so much less intense! 1.2165 0.05124 97 80 13 4
2196 That plague had some silver linings. I’ve made this hammothrone during the quarantine. 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
2197 Finally- the balance of power! 1.2165 0.04687 97 78 17 2
2198 'Throne for Two?' Bring me the heads of both Hamacher AND Schlemmer! 1.2165 0.05528 97 82 9 6
2199 This is not what Games of Thrones means... 1.2165 0.05330 97 81 11 5
2200 I hope you don't mind the security guard, he just likes to watch 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
2201 The ants won't reach us here, my Lord. 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
2202 We like to observe Casual Fridays. 1.2165 0.04687 97 78 17 2
2203 To be honest, things were better with the Iron Throne 1.2165 0.04452 97 77 19 1
2204 Dethroning someone is usually not this comfy 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
2205 This is way better than the usual hanging we usually order 1.2165 0.05124 97 80 13 4
2206 Not what I expected when you asked if I wanted to go hammocking 1.2165 0.04687 97 78 17 2
2207 If we are to show the modern side of The Crown I think I would prefer a sectional instead. 1.2143 0.04412 98 78 19 1
2208 Are you feeling the mushrooms yet? I don’t know, are.. Ohhhhhh there it is. 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
2209 If she wasn't carrying a broad-axe, I would remind her that I requested a ham hock 1.2143 0.04412 98 78 19 1
2210 It appeared somewhat more august online. 1.2143 0.05077 98 81 13 4
2211 I’m on the pill. Is the rest of this necessary? 1.2135 0.05171 89 73 13 3
2212 I think the thrones were kinder to our backs. 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
2213 We've lost the Game of Thrones, so I've entered the Game of Hammocks. 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
2214 Do you think you might be taking this "Queen of Leisure" thing a bit too far? 1.2128 0.04752 94 76 16 2
2215 An uncomfortable diarchy. 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
2216 Not tonight .I've got a hammock . 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
2217 Good posture is overrated, if you ask me. No offense. 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
2218 The guy that stole the throne --what was his name again -- Tump? Hump? Rump? I forget! 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
2219 Got a good deal on this Air B n B 1.2128 0.04244 94 74 20 0
2220 How else would one ascend a throne? 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
2221 I really don't see how a self-portrait would make this more fun 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
2222 I'm not sure this new casual throne is intimidating enough. 1.2128 0.05833 94 81 6 7
2223 I'm guessing we now have a pair of very ornate lawn chairs. 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
2224 We can throw out the Preparation H 1.2128 0.05427 94 79 10 5
2225 Being dethroned won't stop us! 1.2128 0.04752 94 76 16 2
2226 I'm so glad we got over the 'Your castle or mine?' thing. 1.2128 0.04505 94 75 18 1
2227 That's why it's called the Hammock Room. 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
2228 Can we get the thrones back? I'm getting seasick. 1.2128 0.04752 94 76 16 2
2229 I told you I'd give you the most comfortable seat in the castle. 1.2128 0.04752 94 76 16 2
2230 It might capsize, yes, but then we’ll know for sure if they do respect us. 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
2231 We got it for nothing. All we had to say is the company is under Royal Patronage 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
2232 It may seem rather American and frivolous, but you must admit 'first in line to the hammock' does sound like a lot of fun! 1.2128 0.04752 94 76 16 2
2233 We hang together because we can't hang separately. 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
2234 I had the jester beheaded, but he'd already sold the throne. 1.2128 0.04752 94 76 16 2
2235 I ordered it from Amazon your Highness.... 1.2128 0.04505 94 75 18 1
2236 Well Dad said the next time he caught us sneaking out after curfew, he'd have our asses in a sling. 1.2128 0.04752 94 76 16 2
2237 I want my throne back. 1.2128 0.04752 94 76 16 2
2238 This is the last time I let you order from the SkyMall. 1.2128 0.05427 94 79 10 5
2239 I actually said, “I’d rather like haddock for dinner”. 1.2128 0.04505 94 75 18 1
2240 This will not seem kinky in 800 years and we will be famous! 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
2241 That is the last time I order a throne from L.L. Bean. 1.2128 0.04752 94 76 16 2
2242 We really should reek hammock on everyone... 1.2128 0.04505 94 75 18 1
2243 Of course I like the hammock... I just think renaming the country to ‘The Swingdom’ is a little too far. 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
2244 Do I know you? 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
2245 Perhaps trickle-down economics is too taxing on rhe kingdom. 1.2128 0.04752 94 76 16 2
2246 This Throne looked different online 1.2128 0.04505 94 75 18 1
2247 Wait, how do we get out again? 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
2248 Perks of living in a swing-state 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
2249 I'm calling it, the ice caps are going to melt and this is practice for a canoe 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
2250 It's a gift from the King of Transylvania. What could go wrong? 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
2251 On the next Royal Podcast...Merlin states the middle ages won't be nearly as bad as 2020 a.d. 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
2252 I know it sounds like a cliché, but .. I never thought it would end this way.. 1.2065 0.04516 92 74 17 1
2253 Thanks to the swing states, I'm now King 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
2254 I miss thrones. 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
2255 Chop, chop! We haven't all day. 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
2256 Better still, how about a royal Jacuzzi ? 1.2043 0.05418 93 79 9 5
2257 ‘They people say we’re like two peas in a pod.” 1.2043 0.04473 93 75 17 1
2258 With the pandemic, just pretend this is Tahiti. 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
2259 It also comes in King size. 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
2260 Who says you need elections to be a swing state? 1.2043 0.05418 93 79 9 5
2261 Apart from the round table, Arthurs 'revolutionary' seating arrangements were not a hit 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
2262 I’m not ready to abdicate. Proud boys, stand back and stand by. 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
2263 I'm tired of playing tootsie. 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
2264 “It reflects not well on the royal wee.” 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2265 Shall we call it the ship of state? 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2266 This is not what I meant by becoming a swinging couple. 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
2267 I swear I didn't order hammock on rye. 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2268 I liked the king-sized bed more than this one". 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2269 HONESTLY, I SAID TO DOUBLE THE HAMHOCK ORDER, NOT ORDER A DOUBLE HAMMOCK! 1.2043 0.05418 93 79 9 5
2270 When you said you wanted to be swingers, I had something else in mind. 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
2271 I thought that you said do I like ham hocks. 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
2272 This was the upgrade option! 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2273 This Black Death thing is really starting to affect our bottom line. 1.2043 0.04473 93 75 17 1
2274 thrones suck, actually 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
2275 We can’t be the only swingers in the kingdom, George. 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
2276 You ever think we're getting too comfortable up here? 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
2277 I sent Sir Gwain to find the Sword of Destiny, but all he could find, he said, was the Hammock of Uncertainty. 1.2043 0.04473 93 75 17 1
2278 Since when has the revolving door become a slingshot? 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
2279 Honey, try not to swing so much during the night. 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
2280 Our thrones will soon return from the Royal Refinisher, dear, just hang in there a little longer. 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2281 Guard! Snag us a couple of cold ones, without haste. 1.2043 0.04473 93 75 17 1
2282 “You said a new bed would bring us closer.” 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
2283 Please don’t look at me that way , can’t we just hang here until after the election pretty please 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
2284 We need to find a new throne dealer. Their loaners are THE WORST! 1.2043 0.04473 93 75 17 1
2285 Hopefully he'll realize we can't get out. 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
2286 Tell me again why you cut down all those trees. 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
2287 Not exactly what I had in mind when you asked if I'd be interested in a swinging lifestyle. 1.2043 0.04473 93 75 17 1
2288 it's OK as long as we're 6 feet apart. 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2289 Are you sure Thor said we could borrow his mask? 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2290 When will the thrones be back from the cleaners? 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
2291 Yeah, it's neat, but, like, I wanted it to be on an island. 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2292 I'm sorry I don't swing that way. 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
2293 Nice of the giant to leave his mask for us to use as a castle-warming gift before the mattress is delivered. 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
2294 She's thinking , "I can't bare that I gave this up for a knight on the town!" 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
2295 Then why did you buy it, if it wasn't available in king-size? 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
2296 Well, I’m sure the court jester will like it. 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2297 I wish we installed this after the annual bath. 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
2298 First one to move loses the kingdom. 1.2043 0.05418 93 79 9 5
2299 This isn't the swinging I had in mind. 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2300 You know that gossips will call us swingers. 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
2301 I don't care what the Queen said. I chose to sleep down here. 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
2302 What’s next, Elizabeth? ‘Maybe a swing set for the kids? 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
2303 He said he'd 'restore the throne to its former glory!' I couldn't say no! 1.2043 0.05418 93 79 9 5
2304 I'm betting we get all the swing states! 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2305 How you like it, me amore? It's the latest in throne room design from the Leonardo da Vinci collection. 1.2043 0.05418 93 79 9 5
2306 I asked if he ever ran amok with that weapon of his and now this....? 1.2043 0.04473 93 75 17 1
2307 I don't care about the Feng Shui, we need our thrones back 1.2043 0.04473 93 75 17 1
2308 How you hanging? 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
2309 Now tell me, why did you schedule this emergency therapy session? 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2310 Not sure this staycation was a good idea. 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2311 How fun, now we're like two peas in a pod. 1.2043 0.05418 93 79 9 5
2312 All things considered I would rather be on a south sea isand,but thanks anyway. 1.2043 0.05418 93 79 9 5
2313 This doesn't get you out of taking me on a vacation. 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2314 I fell out three times before I figured it out. 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
2315 Dignity, no. Resting my bones, Yes. 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
2316 This, I'm told, is hoe the common folk have fun. 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
2317 We had more privacy in the four-poster. 1.2043 0.05418 93 79 9 5
2318 You got your Royal Throne for your ceremony and you got your Royal Hammock for your comfort. 1.2043 0.04473 93 75 17 1
2319 Most of what Ikea makes is great. Thrones...not so much. Drew Bridges Wake Forest, NC 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
2320 Son, your mother is threatening to cut the cord 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
2321 When I agreed to share the crown, this isn't what I meant... 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
2322 I think it's a new invention called a vasectomy, or "we don' t want any more kids." 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2323 We're like two princes in a pod. 1.2043 0.05418 93 79 9 5
2324 I thought a "staycation" might do us good. 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2325 Get over it. Benny Goodman is the king of swing. 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
2326 Look, it's a touching moment - but it's not social distancing. 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
2327 “When I said I wanted a more relaxed decor for the throne room, this was not what I had in mind.” 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2328 Maybe a little pillaging and burning will get you out of your slump. 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
2329 I requested the executive king suite and we get this?! 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
2330 Me thinks the king and queen are swingers! 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2331 Now on HBO: Game of Hammocks. 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
2332 I think we’ve used this mask to the limit. 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
2333 You and me, we’re like two peas in a pod, except we’re two kings in a sling 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2334 Well I guess we’ll just have to wait for the swing-states votes. 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
2335 I thought this would be a good way for us to bond and maybe move past our history of committing mass atrocities on the other 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2336 And see, if you didn’t raise taxes then your lower back would still be in pain. 1.2043 0.04473 93 75 17 1
2337 So this is what they meant when they said we were to be hung 1.2043 0.05418 93 79 9 5
2338 You've got to accept election results, Donny! The white hammock is not big enough for us both. 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2339 The throne we ordered got back ordered again... 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
2340 When they said they would hang us, this isn't what I expected 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
2341 I came from France to see this, George?" "Well, imagine it between two trees in the forest, Louis. 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2342 When did you become a hammocker, Schlemmer? 1.2043 0.05418 93 79 9 5
2343 I really believe this will make us appear more “relatable” to the people, Charles 1.2043 0.05418 93 79 9 5
2344 I said Middle Ages, but make it 2020. 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
2345 You can call it a throne all you want, but it doesn't change the fact that it's a hammock 1.2024 0.05561 84 71 9 4
2346 They're coming back from the re-upholstery on Tuesday or on Wednesday? 1.2022 0.05099 89 74 12 3
2347 Yes, hammock sex is a thing. I saw it in the urban dictionary. 1.2022 0.05099 89 74 12 3
2348 I once visited a spectacular new world called IKEA, and..... 1.2022 0.05343 89 75 10 4
2349 My fantasy was to feel like a King making love in a hammock. I think the reality is different. 1.2022 0.05577 89 76 8 5
2350 Call it what you like but feels more thong than throne 1.2022 0.05099 89 74 12 3
2351 The people are criticizing me again for being too laid back. 1.2022 0.04842 89 73 14 2
2352 Maybe the low bid mandate needs amending. 1.2022 0.04842 89 73 14 2
2353 No! You have to Get Out first! 1.2022 0.05099 89 74 12 3
2354 I don't care HOW far they paddled in it to conquer the kingdom – I am NOT sleeping in a damn canoe! 1.2022 0.05099 89 74 12 3
2355 It is more comfortable than the throne but I like to look them in the eye when I say, “Off with his head.” 1.2022 0.05099 89 74 12 3
2356 I’m even starting to feel more relatable. 1.2022 0.05577 89 76 8 5
2357 I told you marriage is no bed of roses. 1.2022 0.04842 89 73 14 2
2358 Yes, they told me that this is the king size... 1.2022 0.04842 89 73 14 2
2359 I know we use these to carry the dead, but this is ten times as fun. 1.2022 0.05099 89 74 12 3
2360 Matching thrones is dumb,” you said. “Think of something else,” you said. Now look at us 1.2022 0.04842 89 73 14 2
2361 Are you sure this is how to prepare to win in a swing state?! 1.2022 0.05099 89 74 12 3
2362 Don't rock the swing vote! 1.2022 0.05099 89 74 12 3
2363 Looks like my idea of being a swinger is not the same as yours. 1.2022 0.05343 89 75 10 4
2364 Do you really think that this new throne design will appeal to younger subjects? 1.2022 0.05343 89 75 10 4
2365 Who knew retirement would be this great. 1.2022 0.05343 89 75 10 4
2366 Just between you and me, I fear for my future here if I don't stop talking to myself. 1.2022 0.04842 89 73 14 2
2367 So this was what you meant by we're sleeping in the skies tonight 1.2022 0.05099 89 74 12 3
2368 At least the guard’s 6 feet away 1.2022 0.04282 89 71 18 0
2369 I thought this would make us appear more relatable with the under 30 demographic, but apparently this brand uses inherently unsustainable nylon and doesn’t offer employees paid maternity leave for both parents. Do you know how to delete photos on social media? 1.2022 0.05801 89 77 6 6
2370 Believe me, it will take more than this to topple the monarchy. 1.2022 0.04842 89 73 14 2
2371 You said Covid wouldn’t change our autumn vacations... 1.2022 0.05099 89 74 12 3
2372 ...Plus, I find it unnerves the peasants on royal request day. 1.2022 0.04570 89 72 16 1
2373 Uncle Richard loves us and would never hurt us…r-right? 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
2374 Doth Thou Have Any SP40? 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
2375 This is what happens when you take a non approved covid cocktail—delusions of grandeur 1.1954 0.04578 87 71 15 1
2376 It is a lot more comfortable, but "speech from the hammock" just won't have the same ring. 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
2377 Merlin's recommendation-- everyone else sees a throne. 1.1954 0.04578 87 71 15 1
2378 Putting that Humpty together again sure takes it out of you! 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
2379 At least they can't say we're in bed together. 1.1954 0.04578 87 71 15 1
2380 It's a slippery slope. Next we"ll be swapping the crowns for baseball caps. 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
2381 I feel like this belongs outside 1.1954 0.04276 87 70 17 0
2382 They call it a smart bed. 1.1951 0.05607 82 70 8 4
2383 I didn't know you were into swinging 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
2384 You need a pedicure..... 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
2385 My dear queen, you have toe jam. 1.1951 0.05607 82 70 8 4
2386 I miss SkyMall. 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
2387 So you think we should call it "The Swingdom of Hammock, eh? 1.1951 0.05607 82 70 8 4
2388 I think the guard might be asleep. Can you please go wake him up? 1.1951 0.04733 82 67 14 1
2389 Does this come in Cal King? 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
2390 It's not as bad as what they did to the bathrooms. 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
2391 This is a fantastic multipurpose family mask ! 1.1951 0.05331 82 69 10 3
2392 But are we holding 'Royal' sway? 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
2393 Look, a sale is a sale... 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
2394 I thank my stars every day that I get to share my hammock with another cyclops. 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2395 So THIS is how you wanted to get the swing vote? 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2396 What? No ukelele? 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2397 See, Mel? Sometimes it’s nice to take a break from the throne. 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
2398 Yeah, pretty good thanks. Yourself? 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
2399 The reviews for Judas's Cradle are truly misleading. - Carlos , Brooklyn, NY 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2400 Are you sure that this is King Size? 1.1932 0.05326 88 75 9 4
2401 I've always heard that Swingers have more fun! But now I'm wondering if it was just a hoax. 1.1932 0.05326 88 75 9 4
2402 Wait until you see the royal waterbed. 1.1932 0.05326 88 75 9 4
2403 I thought we were just gonna shake hands at the border. 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
2404 The hell with social distancing! 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2405 Wanna build a fort next? 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2406 Since my last check mate, this hammock has been my happy place. 1.1932 0.05566 88 76 7 5
2407 I didn’t know you swung that way. 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2408 So, did we decide on a king or a queen? 1.1932 0.05566 88 76 7 5
2409 I gave the Royal Rocker the day off. I'm sorry you're so angry about it. 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
2410 Swing me. 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2411 Uneasy lies the head that wears a crown." ...Naah 1.1932 0.05326 88 75 9 4
2412 Who shall push us?” 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2413 Maybe we should have ordered the King size 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2414 We couldn't get massage thrones? 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2415 I can sympathize with peasants breaking their backs plowing my fields: that throne was giving me sciatica! 1.1932 0.05326 88 75 9 4
2416 So maybe the royal hammock wasn’t such a great idea. Next, let’s try the royal seesaw. 1.1932 0.05326 88 75 9 4
2417 'Mmm, I don't think the missionary position will work' 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2418 Ok, what about 'Bunk Bed Thrones'? 1.1932 0.05326 88 75 9 4
2419 This swinging lifestyle sure isn't living up to the hype. 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2420 Yes, it's comfortable, but I still prefer the thrones! 1.1932 0.05326 88 75 9 4
2421 It was on special at Throne Depot. 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2422 Honestly, it's hard to get excited about this. I thought you said we're getting a ham hock for tonight. 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2423 This isn't six feet. 1.1932 0.05326 88 75 9 4
2424 Your “man of the people” needs to use the washroom. 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
2425 You only hear what you want to hear: I said "Take a swig of the hemlock," and here we are, swinging... 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2426 Why yes, this was my mother's. Why do you ask? 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2427 Yes, honey, I agree it's more comfortable. But 'Hammock Room' just doesn't have the same gravitas. 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2428 This isn't what I meant when I said I wanted us to be swingers. 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
2429 I've decided to suspend royal duties for a while... 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2430 Could you please have your nails manicured, I’m bleeding from last night! 1.1932 0.05326 88 75 9 4
2431 This doesn't help us to keep our feet on the ground. 1.1932 0.05326 88 75 9 4
2432 Let them eat kale. 1.1932 0.05326 88 75 9 4
2433 It's not like canoeing the Thames, but we are avoiding the black plague. 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2434 First, no sudden moves. Second, I want to name it something catchy, like Komfee Throne. Think it will sell? 1.1932 0.05326 88 75 9 4
2435 It was on sale. Just relax, you'll get used to it. 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
2436 It looked so promising on eBay 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
2437 Look alive! You said you wanted to be a swinger! 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
2438 The Octavius invention! This will go down in the history books! 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
2439 You don't fool me. I already know why they call you King John The Swinger. 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
2440 I said "cassock" not "hammock." 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
2441 You know, for revolutionaries who swore we'd be hanged, they were surprisingly nice. 1.1932 0.05326 88 75 9 4
2442 I think I like the thrones better! 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
2443 As king, I never want to forget where I came from: The Bahamas. 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
2444 We should have waited until he was done re-upholstering the thrones before banishing him from the kingdom. 1.1932 0.05326 88 75 9 4
2445 It sure as hell beats sitting on those insufferable wooden thrones. 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2446 Now what, King? 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
2447 Wait until you see the tube slide between the south tower and the great hall. 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2448 It's supposed to relieve royal stress. 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2449 This way I can pretend to be at sea. 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2450 Sure, I like it, but it doesn't give our kids much to aspire to. 1.1932 0.04233 88 71 17 0
2451 Well, the staycation wasn’t MY idea! 1.1932 0.04233 88 71 17 0
2452 When you said you were a swinger, I didn't expect this! 1.1932 0.04233 88 71 17 0
2453 Well it was your lousy idea to bring out the thrones during the garage sale. 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2454 And now we wait for the ice caps to melt. 1.1932 0.05326 88 75 9 4
2455 We really should expand our pod. 1.1932 0.05326 88 75 9 4
2456 Seriously, don't tickle my feet again when I'm ruling. 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2457 As the dragons torched the trees we used to hang these on, this will have to do. 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2458 Why on earth would we need oars? 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2459 This is sofa king chill. 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2460 Elvis was the King and he had HIS Jungle Room! 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2461 You will trade your throne for a hammock? Seriously! 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2462 It's comfier and we don't have to look our subjects in the eye. 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
2463 You're gonna love the new throne. It flushes. 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2464 Don't complain. They let us keep the the cool sconces. 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
2465 I know, we're all in the same boat. 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2466 I don't think that this is what the common folk mean by, "Being a Swinger." 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2467 I thought you’d like it. It was the only thing they had in a king-size. 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2468 And it emphasizes our sway over this kingdom! 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2469 Stop kicking me! 1.1932 0.05326 88 75 9 4
2470 Heavy is the hammock that wears the crown. 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
2471 Oedipus Rex,my ass! 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2472 What could I do? The lease was up on the throne! 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2473 This position does not make me feel authoritative. 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
2474 You ask him when the timeout is over. 1.1932 0.05326 88 75 9 4
2475 If ‘all the kids are doing this,’ our kingdom’s doomed. 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2476 The description read,a throne fit for a king. Damn Amazon Prime! 1.1932 0.05326 88 75 9 4
2477 Why did you behead the royal upholsterer before our thrones were finished ? 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2478 Okay her eyes are closed again, let's play footsies. 1.1932 0.05326 88 75 9 4
2479 Did they say when they'd return the thrones? 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
2480 2 king's 1 sling 1.1932 0.05326 88 75 9 4
2481 We're still in the same boat brother! 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2482 Someday son, this will all be yours 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2483 Being overthrown has never been such fun! 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2484 Off with their beds 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
2485 Summer's over and this is all have to show for it?? 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2486 Sit tight 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2487 Thought I’d replace the iron throne with something more laid-back. 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2488 if we get the guard to push us maybe we can swing all the way around 1.1932 0.05326 88 75 9 4
2489 Do you think we need masks?” “No, no one in the castle needs masks 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2490 I told you we should have gone for the King-sized 1.1932 0.05326 88 75 9 4
2491 Do you think this is what the crowd meant when they said they wanted to hang us? 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2492 I never should have let him go to that Jimmy Buffet concert 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2493 I thought you said swinging was going to be fun 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2494 Are we sure this is what father meant by a public hanging? 1.1905 0.04631 84 69 14 1
2495 I don't care if it says 'king-sized'- it's going back! 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
2496 I fear we’ve lost our tyrannical mentality. 1.1905 0.04631 84 69 14 1
2497 I'm not sure I like Casual Fridays. 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
2498 This much safer than using the alligator infested moat as a lazy river ride. 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
2499 Goodness, it wasn't until just now that I realize I'm not that attracted to you. 1.1905 0.04631 84 69 14 1
2500 Pish posh, your highness! So what if our subjects think we're in bed together. 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
2501 Snarketty snot, Two kings in a cot, Sun we have not, Neither wine nor mead, Two kings in a cot, Happy we are not! 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
2502 A strong breeze and we'll be dethroned. 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
2503 I thought you said this would be a king size mattress" "No, I said it would be a king size bed 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
2504 The Royal wheee!” 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
2505 I instructed the guard to not come knocking should he see it rocking. 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
2506 True, the throne is harder but at least it needs no summer breeze! 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
2507 I told you crypto was a risk. 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
2508 Dad, it's not quite what I had in mind when you said we needed to more spend quality time together. 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
2509 How do you like our quarantine throne? 1.1905 0.04631 84 69 14 1
2510 I hope you don't mind. Our thrones were getting tattered, so I donated them to the Crusades Thrift Store. 1.1905 0.05482 84 72 8 4
2511 Next time, check the product description before you order thrones. 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
2512 Don't you love it every year when the throne goes in for servicing. 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
2513 I guess the knaves didn't quite understand the idea behind a double bed when they made this. 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
2514 I love this swingin' lifestyle! 1.1905 0.05482 84 72 8 4
2515 This is not like canoeing. 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
2516 Shhh . . . here he comes . . put your socks on . . . 1.1905 0.04631 84 69 14 1
2517 Although living in the best place is wonderful, it's not all human need 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
2518 This wouldn't be so bad if not for; shoulder squeeze, calf pressure, ankle strain, leg hyperextension, fear of falling out, motion sickness, and Claustrophobia. 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
2519 I thought a two party system meant one, or the other. 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
2520 My dear, it's pronounced, "hamocé." 1.1905 0.05738 84 73 6 5
2521 You'll just have to imagine the sea and the sand.... 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
2522 I don't care if you are the King, its my turn 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
2523 We’ll move it outside after the uprising is quelled” 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
2524 I'm not sure this will work for my camping merit badge. 1.1905 0.04631 84 69 14 1
2525 I am into minimalism now. 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
2526 Just because it's King-sized doesn't mean you HAVE to have it. 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
2527 So, how much did Charles give you for the Throne? 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
2528 I don't know. This feels a little too casual for casual Friday. 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
2529 Hard to get in and out but great otherwise, kinda a like being king. 1.1905 0.04631 84 69 14 1
2530 You'll hang for this. 1.1905 0.04631 84 69 14 1
2531 My Queen; the Duke and Duchess have accepted our invitation to swing. 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
2532 It’s a lot more fun with piña coladas. 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
2533 Look, I don't give a damn who's running the country. All I know is I gotta pee bad. 1.1905 0.04631 84 69 14 1
2534 Its not that bad going bankrupt... 1.1905 0.05738 84 73 6 5
2535 Your feet are cold 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
2536 I know. But it’s just until the side-by-side tubs get here. 1.1905 0.05738 84 73 6 5
2537 Well, now you can say I was there that night in the hammock with Arthur. 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
2538 There’s someone at the door. Could it be Lance? 1.1905 0.04631 84 69 14 1
2539 I think I enjoyed this more in the bathtub. 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
2540 I just don't think your relaxed approach to the monarchy is working. 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
2541 That better be your leg, Jerry. 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
2542 I'm getting a bad feeling about that throne-cleaning service. 1.1905 0.04631 84 69 14 1
2543 I'm afraid the succession is going to be quite complicated. 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
2544 I think we’re ready to disrupt the throne industry. 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
2545 Whoever falls off first forfeits his kingdom. 1.1905 0.04631 84 69 14 1
2546 It's not safe to hang outside. 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
2547 Sure, the beanstalk didn't pan out, but the giant banana tree did. 1.1905 0.04631 84 69 14 1
2548 Because I am the king, and I wish to chillax.” 1.1905 0.04631 84 69 14 1
2549 This is way more fun than armchair diplomacy. 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
2550 I don't know that this reflects the status of our position. 1.1905 0.05482 84 72 8 4
2551 Let's give detente a try. 1.1905 0.04310 84 68 16 0
2552 Yeah, comfy, but it’s no Iron Throne 1.1905 0.05482 84 72 8 4
2553 It’s called “Creative Social Distancing”. 1.1905 0.05482 84 72 8 4
2554 True, 'ascend the hammock' doesn't quite have the same ring to it...but you've gotta admit it's a heck of a lot more comfortable. 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
2555 The Royal Advisor did say we needed to elevate our stage presence 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
2556 I know we were never going to agree on mattress size, but this just seems silly. 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
2557 Aren't you even slightly concerned they will make a hammock-ery of us? 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
2558 OK, time for his highness to moweth the lawn. 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
2559 And where can I find this door-to-door salesman? 1.1905 0.04631 84 69 14 1
2560 So, you think the hot tub is a better place to decide balance of power? 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
2561 You tossed the water bed for this? 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
2562 This is the nicest waiting room I have ever been in. 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
2563 What's next, a light-weight crown? 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
2564 Who's operating the swing? 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
2565 Like peas in a pod, King-e! 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
2566 I didn't know you swing. 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
2567 Finally, Summer Vacation! 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
2568 It may be uncomfortable but it will be worth it if it protects us from the crown virus. 1.1905 0.04631 84 69 14 1
2569 I think we're royally screwed. 1.1905 0.04631 84 69 14 1
2570 Yes, there are anxieties associated with environmental perils. We're in this boat together. 1.1905 0.04631 84 69 14 1
2571 Look on the bright side...it does have 4 posts. 1.1905 0.04631 84 69 14 1
2572 The final step is a second graham cracker - they're called s'mores 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
2573 It's quiet moments like these that remind me why I love being a king 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
2574 And this afternoon, the producer of Game of Hammocks is coming over to scout locations. 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
2575 This just does not have the same aura of importance that those stiff old thrones had 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
2576 She got the thrones after her head didn't fall off 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
2577 Listen, I know how we can swing this so that we jointly rule. 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
2578 This is the last time I will let you order online. 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
2579 I'm not sure this says 'man of the people' the way you think it does, dear. 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
2580 You think we can make it over the moat in this? 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
2581 This isn't what I meant when i said we should hang out more. 1.1905 0.04631 84 69 14 1
2582 It's nice, but this Medieval Period is no Picnic. 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
2583 Equally pointless,Sire but no more comfortable than your 'hackey sack' idea. 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
2584 Shoulda got the hot tub throne. 1.1905 0.05738 84 73 6 5
2585 Dad: I think your reign has reached a tipping point. 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
2586 It's nice, but I prefer the boat. 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
2587 We’ll call it, the swing vote. 1.1905 0.04631 84 69 14 1
2588 I said ham hock, NOT HAMMOCK! 1.1905 0.05738 84 73 6 5
2589 What’d they mean when they said that we are “just two swinging Duke’s with no throne?” 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
2590 We are all in the same hammock 1.1905 0.05482 84 72 8 4
2591 I figured if I ordered the 9XL mask, we could both use it 1.1905 0.04310 84 68 16 0
2592 Equal power = equal throne, dear 1.1905 0.05482 84 72 8 4
2593 But I though you said we were in this together! 1.1905 0.05738 84 73 6 5
2594 Have you thought about a standing desk? 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
2595 I figured we could make a better peace deal between our two countries if we were more relaxed. 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
2596 If you disobey me, I’ll flip this thing over 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
2597 the Airbnb said King-size bed, right? 1.1905 0.04631 84 69 14 1
2598 I get the concept, but what happens if they get similar votes? 1.1892 0.05985 74 64 6 4
2599 We simply cannot take this coup lying down. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
2600 This reminds me of our old water bed 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
2601 You should see the TV room where we watch the Vikings play. 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
2602 This isn't as comfortable as it looked, we might want to revisit the bean bag idea. 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
2603 Losing the game of thrones could've been worse. 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
2604 I don't think Dad is happy with his Father's Day Gift. 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
2605 And when your back gets tired, there's always the rack. 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
2606 Thanks for hanging out. 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
2607 Always read the Airbnb description before booking. 1.1882 0.05422 85 73 8 4
2608 I thought it was, "swing low, sweet chariot?" 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
2609 I don’t think this what they meant by using a mask. 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
2610 My back problems have disappeared since I switched from that old throne! 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
2611 Not exactly what I meant by “summer palace.” 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
2612 The plan is to just chill here until the dragon is slayed 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
2613 Watch out! Your attorney is here to divide our property! 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
2614 Oh, I thought WFH meant Work From Hammock. 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
2615 A California King would just be too pretentious.... 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
2616 The captain of the guard said he "misplaced" our thrones? 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
2617 I’m not complaining, but for the record, I said ‘raise havoc’. 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
2618 Aren't you sorry you traded in our two thrones for this? 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
2619 Equality but not egalitarian... You know, I think I like the sound of that. 1.1882 0.04265 85 69 16 0
2620 Comfortable, but not the right ambience. 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
2621 This could work if we each get a pedicure. 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
2622 Are you going to answer the phone? 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
2623 I love living in a swing state. 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
2624 I’d have preferred a standing desk. 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
2625 When I declared a dual monarchy this is not what I meant. 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
2626 It’s very similar to a canoe but no water if we tip over. 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
2627 The people gave it to me, so I guess we should use it. 1.1860 0.04221 86 70 16 0
2628 I know, awkward, but she likes to watch. 1.1842 0.06130 76 67 4 5
2629 I know this isn't ideal, but the thrones haven't been reupholstered in over a century. 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
2630 When are the thrones coming back? 1.1842 0.05837 76 66 6 4
2631 This looked much more fun in the commercial. 1.1842 0.05837 76 66 6 4
2632 So how long before our thrones are reupholstered?" 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
2633 We should have sprung for the motorized one. 1.1842 0.05528 76 65 8 3
2634 I wish this thing could float down the Nile 1.1829 0.05522 82 71 7 4
2635 Unfortunately, the Throne was not 'Prime Eligible'. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
2636 This is cool, but maybe a porch swing would be better. 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
2637 It's hard to play footsie and social distance at the same time. 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
2638 On the next decree, I could swing either way. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
2639 When I said that hammocks rule, I didn't mean it literally. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
2640 Hold still lest we be thrown from the throne. 1.1829 0.05522 82 71 7 4
2641 It's definitely nice. But I think I still prefer pillage and plunder. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
2642 Perhaps we were too lenient with the tax cut. 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
2643 I think this catapult idea needs a rethink. 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
2644 Much better--the triumvirate just didn't feel right. 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
2645 Did we ask for function to follow form, or the other way around? 1.1829 0.05522 82 71 7 4
2646 It’s a hammock Gwyneth - not a See-saw! There are fine sways on both sides... 1.1829 0.05522 82 71 7 4
2647 I told you we wouldn't have anything to do after Game of Thrones ends. 1.1829 0.05522 82 71 7 4
2648 They call me the Swing King. 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
2649 Excuse me Your Majesty, but I thought that you were ordering a teeter totter. 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
2650 I had no idea you could actually LOSE Game of Thrones! 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
2651 First one to fall out forfeits his claim to the throne. 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
2652 Blame it on spell check. I thought I ordered a ham hock for the beans. 1.1829 0.05522 82 71 7 4
2653 Next they add whipped cream, a cherry, and chocolate sauce and we’re a banana split. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
2654 Ok, now make them bring in sand. 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
2655 Shall we order him to swing us or swing both ways? 1.1829 0.05522 82 71 7 4
2656 2 crowns 1 hammock 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
2657 I just want to go down in history as a swinger. 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
2658 Too bad you can't get an award for best throne. 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
2659 Aren’t you glad I didn’t throw away the old catapult? 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
2660 I fancied a romp in the sway, but the guard might be listening. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
2661 If you think this is nice, just wait till you see what I did with the King sized bed. 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
2662 I think I would rather be the enemy! 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
2663 Two men, sitting in a hammock 5 feet apart because they are not gay 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
2664 I distinctly commanded: "Bring me a ham hock!" 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
2665 Is this what they call a Couples Retreat? 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
2666 I said, “Let’s be Royal Swingers”, not “Let’s be Royals Swinging!” 1.1829 0.05789 82 72 5 5
2667 So this is what you meant by being in a swing state. 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
2668 The anti-monarchists got the thrones." 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
2669 Democracies only have swinging voters! 1.1829 0.05522 82 71 7 4
2670 How about this for a poem, "The King was in the hammock swinging with the Queen ..."? 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
2671 I told you not to start a war! 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
2672 I disagree. This hammock feels so much better than that cold, hard, and shiny hunk of metal. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
2673 On the subject of stress relief, don't get too comfortable. I run the show here. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
2674 Let's keep the drawbridge up this week. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
2675 When you said we were going to Medieval times for our date, I didn't think this is what you meant. 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
2676 Could we use a little more gravitas? 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
2677 Someday this will ALL be yours! 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
2678 Methinks the downsizing of the royal bed chamber has gone too far! 1.1829 0.04296 82 67 15 0
2679 What did they mean we’re sizing the catapult! 1.1829 0.04296 82 67 15 0
2680 I always enjoyed working from home. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
2681 This throne looked so much better on the King of Samoa.” 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
2682 My ambition was to be a sailor. 1.1829 0.05789 82 72 5 5
2683 We've been sheltering in place too long; let's places. 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
2684 Margarita? 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
2685 There is supposed to be another one but he's in the orient. 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
2686 OK, so now we're supposed to let slip the dogs of war, right? 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
2687 I can't believe the insurance company refuses to cover repairs on the Throne! 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
2688 What do you mean you thought you were Queen for the day? 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
2689 We are the sultans. We are the sultans of swing. 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
2690 If I'd known this is what you meant when you summoned me to court to hang I could have given my soldiers the day off 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
2691 I told them I was willing to go toe to toe with you to save this kingdom! 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
2692 I hate to say it, but I really preferred the hot tub. 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
2693 It was either face the guillotine or create content. 1.1829 0.04296 82 67 15 0
2694 I think it's terrific! Now we can play footsie!! 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
2695 We shouldn’t have executed Sir Hammock for this evil chair. This is pure genius! 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
2696 Well, I requested a duo performance of Hamlet... but this is good too. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
2697 I’ll never pooh-pooh the swing voters again. 1.1829 0.05522 82 71 7 4
2698 Not exactly The Iron Throne... 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
2699 I think the lady called us a banana split... 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
2700 I'll tell ya, they have really upgraded this pre-beheading lounge! 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
2701 Think of it as Camp Castle. 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
2702 Hello Sisyphus, I'm Hope. Why don't you take a load off" 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
2703 There’s no Regal way to get out of a hammock. 1.1829 0.05522 82 71 7 4
2704 I'm sorry, dear. In Hammacher Schlemmer, I mistook it for a gondola. 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
2705 I told you to get a king sized ! 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
2706 In the game of hammocks, you chill or you die. 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
2707 Royal Distancing just doesn't feel right. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
2708 I know you think this is too laid back, but the children said we'd be more relatable 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
2709 I'm sort of nostalgic for the Hundred Years' War. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
2710 Shall we tell him he has no clothes on or just hang out here. 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
2711 This is glamping at its finest,son. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
2712 Let us swing. 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
2713 Moveth thy feet! 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
2714 Come on. It’s the royal throne reimagined. 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
2715 I thought this would be more fun. Let's add pudding. 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
2716 I don't think this is what her highness had in mind when she told you to get a banana hammock. 1.1829 0.05522 82 71 7 4
2717 It's only designed to hold 300 pounds, so, if you don't mind, I'll ask the guard to sever your head. 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
2718 They said all the royals were in bed with each other, but the hammocks were on sale, so we went with that. 1.1829