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The winning captions

These captions are chosen by The New Yorker.

  1. “Thank you for agreeing to meet remotely.”
  2. “Relax, take off your shoe.”
  3. “All my co-workers think this is just a virtual Zoom background.”


Name Value
Submission deadline 2020-10-11T18:09:00.000Z
Voting started -
Voting ended 2020-10-25T18:10:00.000Z
Finalists announced 2020-10-19T18:09:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued October 26, 2020
Number of captions 5886
Number of responses 925799
Number of participants -


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In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 Okay, okay. Fine, I'll fill out the census. 2.0798 0.01261 3634 916 1512 1206
1 Six feet dude. Six. Feet. 2.0075 0.01028 5569 1618 2291 1660
2 Thank you for agreeing to meet remotely. 1.9742 0.00889 7838 2532 2976 2330
3 Welcome to paradise. I take it he won another term. 1.9591 0.00827 10139 3731 3092 3316
4 Wow, you student loan people really know how to track someone down. 1.9390 0.00767 10518 3594 3972 2952
5 Relax, take off your shoe. 1.9371 0.00949 7025 2456 2555 2014
6 Ah great, now we’re going to have to wear masks 1.9332 0.00809 9848 3532 3446 2870
7 Hate to break it to you, dude, but I'm already Mormon. 1.9292 0.00872 9373 3699 2641 3033
8 All my coworkers think this is just a virtual Zoom background 1.9049 0.00902 7950 2986 2734 2230
9 On the bright side there's only one active covid-19 case on the island. 1.8973 0.00905 8312 3298 2570 2444
10 Finally, tech support. 1.8953 0.01016 6073 2254 2201 1618
11 So for the first two weeks, you need to quarantine west of the palm tree, after that feel free to go wherever. 1.8702 0.00935 7019 2672 2589 1758
12 Man, how long were you gone? This IS Manhattan! 1.8634 0.01064 5975 2484 1823 1668
13 And the best part is ... no Fox News! 1.8440 0.01126 5339 2289 1594 1456
14 It’s really not so bad except at high tide. 1.8416 0.01261 3650 1394 1440 816
15 Take the tie off, man. It’s casual Friday. 1.8207 0.01290 3470 1369 1354 747
16 You better hope another chair washes up 1.8181 0.01253 3585 1394 1449 742
17 I've been here since 2019. Have I missed anything? 1.8163 0.01268 3865 1620 1335 910
18 I'm disappointed that you're disappointed. Next time be more specific when you make a wish to end up on a deserted island with a blonde. 1.8110 0.01026 6036 2596 1985 1455
19 Welcome to the last resort. 1.8058 0.01168 4645 2011 1526 1108
20 Actuallly, I’m pretty happy with the coverage I already have. 1.7957 0.00974 6285 2648 2273 1364
21 I was expecting you. Your left shoe washed up this morning. 1.7883 0.01129 4630 1960 1690 980
22 I presume you're from the IRS. 1.7846 0.01020 6086 2724 1949 1413
23 I thought it'd be a good place to sit out 2016. Is everything back to normal yet? 1.7749 0.02465 982 428 347 207
24 Let me guess, you worked for him, too. 1.7732 0.01984 1592 720 513 359
25 Well, I'll let you get settled, then I'll show you around. 1.7730 0.01111 4550 1911 1761 878
26 For me, the coconut’s half full. 1.7338 0.01553 2254 992 870 392
27 I was SO YOU in April. 1.7335 0.01226 3887 1791 1341 755
28 You mean they need ME to cast the deciding vote?! 1.7208 0.02102 1293 600 454 239
29 You must be the offshore accountant. 1.7139 0.01365 3327 1643 993 691
30 What did I say, Larry? “Don’t take United.” And what did you do? 1.7135 0.01630 2244 1082 723 439
31 Since November 9, 2016. 1.7065 0.01236 4055 2026 1193 836
32 This is the last straw. 1.7051 0.02125 1360 677 407 276
33 You've got your tie, I've got mai tai. 1.7046 0.01439 3043 1541 860 642
34 I get it. Trump won. Welcome. 1.6937 0.01282 3755 1911 1084 760
35 You really thought my Zoom background was fake? 1.6827 0.01967 1374 652 506 216
36 Word to the wise: If you treat it as a staycation, the time goes by faster. 1.6806 0.01149 4133 2001 1453 679
37 I've been out of touch. Is America still great? 1.6804 0.01306 3445 1741 1065 639
38 Well, up till now, my social distancing plan was working pretty well." 1.6777 0.01190 3850 1873 1347 630
39 Is 2020 over yet? 1.6695 0.01534 2436 1233 775 428
40 Quarantini? 1.6668 0.01594 2341 1216 689 436
41 Is that my mail-in ballot? 1.6661 0.01354 3082 1560 993 529
42 I'm not stranded; I just asked them to pick me up once the election is over. 1.6640 0.02117 1229 614 414 201
43 It takes awhile, but you’ll get used to working remotely. 1.6637 0.02034 1216 579 467 170
44 Ok. Tell her she can have the house. 1.6590 0.01492 2469 1243 825 401
45 Actually, this IS low tide. 1.6577 0.01468 2501 1248 861 392
46 Sure I miss Brooklyn but the extra space is great. 1.6530 0.02324 1049 542 329 178
47 I'm what they call a non-essential worker. 1.6516 0.02490 887 452 292 143
48 Chillax. There’s a bar and restaurant at low tide. 1.6514 0.01944 1400 699 490 211
49 You’re in my dream or I’m in yours. Either way, we need limes. 1.6499 0.03238 517 262 174 81
50 I think you're taking this contact tracing stuff a little too far. 1.6469 0.02300 1065 554 333 178
51 Allergic to coconut? Bummer. 1.6457 0.02125 1160 582 407 171
52 Wilson, you have company! 1.6452 0.01360 3210 1730 893 587
53 Dude....six feet. 1.6436 0.01442 2772 1469 822 481
54 OK, Boss. I've brought THE NEW YORKER and a bunch of other magazines. 1.6417 0.01440 3198 1844 660 694
55 Lemme guess...Trump got re-elected? 1.6385 0.01586 2390 1306 642 442
56 Looks like you need this more than I do. 1.6323 0.01982 1281 644 464 173
57 Check-in isn't until 3. 1.6314 0.01875 1484 761 509 214
58 Oh, great. Now I gotta wear a mask" 1.6310 0.01875 1515 786 502 227
59 So, first shipwreck? 1.6299 0.01558 2164 1117 731 316
60 Six feet, please. 1.6298 0.02013 1256 638 445 173
61 Loosen up, dude - it's the weekend. 1.6238 0.01513 2512 1372 713 427
62 Yeah, I”m blond and stunning! So, for your next wish, my friend, try to remember English is gender-neutral... 1.6235 0.02223 1142 618 336 188
63 You have to self-isolate for 14 days. 1.6227 0.01566 2242 1199 690 353
64 I know you're desperate to get away from it all, Dr. Fauci, but I was here first. 1.6209 0.02072 1290 694 391 205
65 Actually I completed the census online. 1.6161 0.01892 1495 797 475 223
66 Looks like two of us now know where Americans can travel. 1.6138 0.02363 997 544 294 159
67 I filed by bottle. 1.6138 0.02452 940 517 269 154
68 Have you traveled outside the country in the past 14 days? 1.6133 0.02249 1081 585 329 167
69 Surprised you came in. Most people are just working remote. 1.6097 0.01829 1509 790 518 201
70 And to think, working hard your whole life got you to the same place as me. 1.6087 0.02166 1145 619 355 171
71 I.R.S. snap audit. I came for your records. 1.6073 0.01862 1663 934 448 281
72 Did you have any trouble finding the place? 1.6060 0.01914 1401 744 465 192
73 Let me guess. Canada wouldn't let you in. 1.6020 0.01896 1417 755 471 191
74 Dude, You're a census worker? Righteous! 1.6018 0.01773 1768 983 506 279
75 Were you voted off the other island? 1.5942 0.02021 1237 665 409 163
76 I was hoping you'd be meatier than the last few, if I'm being honest. 1.5915 0.02340 1033 589 277 167
77 No worries. It's a paper straw. 1.5904 0.01955 1433 806 408 219
78 Stop whining. You're lucky you got here at low tide.' 1.5892 0.01886 1424 773 463 188
79 ...and this is whats left of California. So hows New York? 1.5876 0.02029 1273 704 390 179
80 Chill. Things could be worse. You could have a fly on your head 1.5873 0.02492 911 523 241 147
81 2020 census taker. Glad I found you in. 1.5848 0.01934 1409 785 424 200
82 Your mother sent me. 1.5820 0.02135 1275 751 309 215
83 Refills in paradise are free, but they're self serve. 1.5813 0.02125 1280 756 310 214
84 Sorry, pal. No shoe, no service. 1.5809 0.02190 1100 618 326 156
85 Wait, start from the beginning. What has happened in 2020 so far? 1.5803 0.02099 1258 723 340 195
86 We’ve been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty. 1.5772 0.02381 972 560 263 149
87 For the thousandth time Gary, no I am not looking for a scalable push marketing solution with a proven track record and best-in-class customer support. 1.5771 0.02214 1135 657 301 177
88 Any trouble finding the place? 1.5770 0.02159 1078 595 344 139
89 Please tell me you’re gay. 1.5760 0.02752 743 433 192 118
90 I hope there are more little umbrellas in that briefcase. 1.5747 0.02089 1164 648 363 153
91 If it's not a bother, could you come back tomorrow? 1.5730 0.02292 1000 567 293 140
92 Don't tell me; another lucky winner of a free Marriott weekend 1.5708 0.02241 1067 613 299 155
93 So every vote really counts? 1.5690 0.02671 768 447 205 116
94 The meeting was yesterday 1.5684 0.02342 943 535 280 128
95 You the new staff? 1.5677 0.02292 1101 664 252 185
96 Look, you saved your laptop and the annual report. I saved my suntan lotion and a bottle of rum. That's what they mean by 'survival of the fittest'. 1.5673 0.02279 1003 572 293 138
97 Do I look like I need flood insurance? 1.5671 0.02217 1058 603 310 145
98 And at that moment, Sheldon started to question if the money for the census job was really worth it. 1.5669 0.02297 1039 607 275 157
99 I told him his spray on tan looked a little orange. What did you do? 1.5639 0.02704 775 462 189 124
100 Great... another washed-up salesman. 1.5636 0.03007 566 322 169 75
101 Sorry, check in is not until four o'clock. 1.5621 0.02264 982 556 300 126
102 Been here since 2015. Did I miss anything? 1.5619 0.02261 1002 572 297 133
103 Welcome, we've only had one confirmed case of COVID. 1.5609 0.02526 879 524 217 138
104 My usual sun and mojito hallucinations wear high heels. 1.5581 0.02424 860 491 258 111
105 Try this, dude. I bet we can patent it. 1.5554 0.02475 1001 631 186 184
106 I'll listen to your proposal, Jenkins, but only because I'm impressed that you made it past both the sharks and my executive assistant. 1.5545 0.02378 909 526 262 121
107 Six feet separation bro. 1.5538 0.02298 948 543 285 120
108 Did you bring ice? 1.5517 0.02299 890 498 293 99
109 I don't need any life insurance, but I could use an end table." 1.5515 0.02719 689 399 200 90
110 John began to rethink his work at the Census Bureau 1.5510 0.02577 764 442 223 99
111 I guessing you really did lose all your money therefore this was the biggest island you could buy ? Not exactly what it says in my contract and non-disclosure agreement !!! 1.5508 0.02706 935 624 107 204
112 Weren't you my cart-boy on the ship? 1.5486 0.02505 906 554 207 145
113 Mind taking off your shoe before you come in? 1.5472 0.02489 837 492 232 113
114 Welcome to the corner of Beach and More Beach 1.5469 0.02473 874 521 228 125
115 Man, you census workers are relentless! 1.5458 0.02508 808 472 231 105
116 So I guess this means it's November 4th. 1.5452 0.02630 774 463 200 111
117 Are you the new guy? 1.5451 0.02451 820 473 247 100
118 Don't be afraid of being shipwrecked. Don't let it dominate your life. 1.5451 0.02618 798 482 197 119
119 On the plus side, you won’t have to change your Zoom backdrop 1.5445 0.02442 821 473 249 99
120 When your mental self meets your actual self . 1.5443 0.03136 542 324 141 77
121 The Wifi is weak, but the Mai Tais are strong. 1.5438 0.02522 754 431 236 87
122 One more and we could have a mirage-a-trois." 1.5412 0.02752 704 423 181 100
123 STAYING LONG? 1.5402 0.02556 809 485 211 113
124 The IRS finally catches up with Trump's tax attorney. 1.5398 0.02769 691 415 179 97
125 Tell him again that I’m not his Vice President any more. We lost. It’s over, man. 1.5391 0.02652 729 432 201 96
126 Welcome. This used to be Mar-a-Lago Club before global warming. 1.5389 0.02674 746 450 190 106
127 Welcome to Florida 2050 1.5385 0.02675 689 402 203 84
128 Sorry but the chair gets reserved really early in the morning. 1.5371 0.02560 795 476 211 108
129 Jehovah Witness? 1.5370 0.02627 717 420 209 88
130 You Census takers sure are persistent! Okay, her's your answer - one. 1.5356 0.02678 730 439 191 100
131 You got your two wishes: a sexy blond and a cool tropical beverage. What's your third wish? 1.5353 0.02732 637 368 197 72
132 You don’t look like my 3rd wish... 1.5340 0.02694 691 409 195 87
133 You can ditch the tie; it's casual dress only." 1.5337 0.02533 742 430 228 84
134 Welcome Mr. Crusoe. Please call me Casual Friday. 1.5315 0.02820 619 365 179 75
135 Oh, and the wifi password is "sand." 1.5298 0.02797 655 394 175 86
136 So you're Trump's tax attorney. You look like you need a drink. 1.5292 0.02774 616 359 188 69
137 I’m sorry, we aren’t accepting any more American refugees. 1.5289 0.03034 554 333 149 72
138 You’re lucky this island is 7ft long. 1.5283 0.02815 689 427 160 102
139 Right now I need a waiter more than a lawyer" 1.5269 0.02685 689 411 193 85
140 If you're here about the boat, it's been sold. 1.5251 0.03332 478 294 117 67
141 It's just me at this address. Are all census-takers this dedicated? 1.5235 0.02767 680 416 172 92
142 Apparently not remote enough. 1.5235 0.02959 554 329 160 65
143 Dude, you're looking a little washed up. 1.5233 0.02861 602 360 169 73
144 Please tell me you're at least bisexual. 1.5230 0.02727 675 407 183 85
145 Bond..... James Bond..... 1.5209 0.02875 647 402 153 92
146 Take off your shoe and stay awhile. 1.5203 0.03104 492 291 146 55
147 Unless that briefcase has a lounge chair in it, you're really not going to like this... 1.5202 0.02600 642 367 216 59
148 You can’t stay. It’s a private island. 1.5202 0.02920 594 361 157 76
149 Welcome. Please remove your shoe. 1.5195 0.02820 614 368 173 73
150 You sure look dusty, George 1.5186 0.03095 644 430 95 119
151 If you're from Air Force One, put on a mask. 1.5161 0.02960 591 365 147 79
152 I take it Trump won? 1.5126 0.03036 554 342 140 72
153 As a matter of fact, I would like to hear more about aluminum siding. 1.5107 0.03247 466 284 126 56
154 Man, you’ve got to give up your commute. I’ve been working remotely since March. 1.5093 0.02920 589 363 152 74
155 Don't suppose you grabbed a miniature on the way down? 1.5093 0.03175 589 390 98 101
156 And you were all,“That would never happen!” 1.5074 0.02925 540 323 160 57
157 Since you're up, refill? 1.5069 0.02900 578 353 157 68
158 So how's President Hilary doing? 1.5064 0.03071 551 346 131 74
159 It's a Zoom meeting, no one will know you're missing a shoe. 1.5062 0.03147 486 296 134 56
160 Welcome to Key West. Party like it 2049! 1.5061 0.03159 571 376 103 92
161 We're good here until global warming raises the water level 3 feet, so have a drink and relax. 1.5058 0.02982 514 307 154 53
162 ‘ Yes I requested an absentee ballot ,can you show me some ID?’ 1.5054 0.02893 554 333 162 59
163 You're from the White House,right? I got out after the Primaries in 2018. Just don't come any closer. 1.5036 0.03148 548 352 116 80
164 You know what, let's just file for an extension. 1.5032 0.03102 469 280 142 47
165 I'm remotely working too. 1.5030 0.03074 499 303 141 55
166 How bad could it have gotten? I've only been here a year! 1.5022 0.03197 456 276 131 49
167 Bottom line : It’s okay here , if you like pina coladas and getting caught in the rain ... 1.5021 0.03269 470 293 118 59
168 Don’t worry, you look like my before pic 1.5021 0.03053 470 278 148 44
169 Relax, take your shoe off 1.5018 0.03026 546 340 138 68
170 Me? Carnival Cruise, 2016. 1.5010 0.03101 493 301 137 55
171 Covidala, ONE SIP, YOU ARE CURED! 1.5009 0.03263 539 361 90 88
172 Why, yes, Smithers, being out of rum and suntan lotion is the emergency I was referring to when I had you drop everything and take that "rickety old seaplane" to get here 1.5009 0.03254 541 357 97 87
173 I TOLD YOU TO USE WAZE, BRO! 1.5009 0.03243 541 356 99 86
174 You can’t let the virus dominate your life, bro 1.5000 0.03083 494 301 139 54
175 Could I trouble you for the Wifi password? 1.4990 0.03061 487 294 143 50
176 Still 2020 out there, huh? 1.4989 0.03280 457 284 118 55
177 Island Shipwreck: Expectation vs. Reality 1.4981 0.03263 530 354 91 85
178 Look, Buddy - why or how you got here doesn't change anything. Anyone traveling from the United States must quarantine for 14 days. 1.4981 0.03007 520 318 145 57
179 Wasn’t sure if you had that last quarter mile in you. 1.4979 0.03116 484 296 135 53
180 Tough commute? 1.4979 0.03117 466 281 138 47
181 You can change behind the palm. 1.4971 0.03659 344 209 99 36
182 Didn’t you get my email? I need to reschedule. 1.4971 0.02956 511 309 151 51
183 Please just tell me that you don't snore. 1.4961 0.02931 514 308 157 49
184 Welcome to the one place without election coverage. 1.4958 0.03107 480 293 136 51
185 Welcome to working from home stage 4; hallucination 1.4956 0.03333 458 290 109 59
186 Okay, supposing you’re right, and I am underinsured- then what? 1.4953 0.03305 430 264 119 47
187 Been here since January 2016. So how’s Trump working out. 1.4951 0.03179 509 324 118 67
188 Yacht problem? I HATE that... 1.4951 0.03298 509 334 98 77
189 I appreciate your effort, but that's not my missing suitcase. 1.4945 0.03526 362 219 107 36
190 Those are the things that you bring to a deserted island? 1.4940 0.03020 496 301 145 50
191 Come to think of it, we could've just Zoomed. 1.4934 0.03241 456 283 121 52
192 It's seawater, no ice. 1.4930 0.03409 499 335 82 82
193 Welcome to “Just One Island”. Just one palm tree, just one mai tai, just one lounge chair, just one star fish, just one person....... 1.4929 0.03309 495 323 100 72
194 Cocktails at 5:00? 1.4927 0.03421 481 319 87 75
195 Sorry dude, you gotta go back. I’m self isolating. 1.4923 0.03212 453 279 125 49
196 Drink up! High tide's in an hour. 1.4919 0.03070 494 306 134 54
197 Let me guess, my wife is finally filing for a divorce. 1.4916 0.03098 476 291 136 49
198 I need you to put on a mask 1.4903 0.03309 465 297 108 60
199 Relax, have a drink. This is low tide. 1.4897 0.03184 484 305 121 58
200 Congratulations! You made it to the Winner's Circle. Welcome to my world. 1.4895 0.03460 474 317 82 75
201 Welcome to Sandals Cartoon. 1.4883 0.03410 469 309 91 69
202 You know, an intern really needs to be on time. 1.4882 0.03136 465 286 131 48
203 You just doubled the unemployment rate. 1.4877 0.03678 367 233 89 45
204 Relax. I was fooled by the time-share ad too" 1.4872 0.03199 431 262 128 41
205 Dude, do I look like I need insurance? 1.4869 0.03339 421 262 113 46
206 Whoa, whoa, 6 feet bro. 1.4869 0.03501 419 270 94 55
207 I do my own taxes. 1.4858 0.03132 424 253 136 35
208 Don’t tell me....Trump won again? 1.4845 0.03380 452 293 99 60
209 You didn’t get my message, did you? I canceled our appointment. 1.4834 0.03482 422 273 94 55
210 Now I can't remember why I needed a notary. 1.4833 0.03464 389 243 104 42
211 Democrat, right? 1.4832 0.03319 447 288 105 54
212 I'm staying here until after the election. 1.4832 0.03164 447 275 128 44
213 What three items did you bring? 1.4832 0.03148 447 274 130 43
214 Did you also flee the West Wing strapped to an albatross? 1.4832 0.03379 447 289 100 58
215 Looks like now I'll have to start wearing a mask 1.4830 0.03444 412 262 101 49
216 I don’t think we have the same definition for “hot spot” 1.4824 0.03288 427 266 116 45
217 Hello I am from the Census Bureau 1.4821 0.03358 448 289 102 57
218 I too looked like you when I stopped working at the White House. But here, try some of this bleach cocktail. 1.4821 0.03676 419 283 70 66
219 I try to enjoy low tide while it lasts 1.4820 0.03328 417 260 113 44
220 To be fair, there were a lot more coconuts when I got here. 1.4817 0.03162 438 268 129 41
221 You didn't happen to grab any peanuts before it went down, did you? 1.4817 0.03381 436 280 102 54
222 You have to call ahead to reserve the lounge chair. 1.4814 0.03450 376 232 107 37
223 Put me down as "undecided." 1.4808 0.03299 416 258 116 42
224 I'd normally invite you to stay, but I'm expecting guests this weekend. 1.4805 0.03127 435 264 133 38
225 I hope this means I won the Publisher's Clearing House. 1.4801 0.03361 377 229 115 33
226 Before you relax and settle in Dude, have you been near anyone in the GOP recently? 1.4780 0.03298 431 272 112 47
227 Do I look like a guy who files tax returns? 1.4779 0.03309 429 271 111 47
228 Boy, you census workers just don't quit, do you? 1.4773 0.03281 419 261 116 42
229 Just so we're on the same page, a loincloth hanging on the palm tree means "do not disturb". 1.4772 0.03275 417 259 117 41
230 Superior contact tracing, dude. Have some coconut clorox. 1.4769 0.03308 432 274 110 48
231 Don't be afraid of being a cast-away. Don't let it dominate your life. I feel better than I did 20 years ago. 1.4764 0.03354 424 270 106 48
232 I came here to relax. I'm getting the vibe you'd rather be somewhere else. 1.4749 0.03083 419 251 137 31
233 Trust me, there is no better time to be stranded on a desert island than fall 2020. 1.4749 0.03383 419 268 103 48
234 Yes, the oceans rose and the planet is ruined, but the biodiversity of this island just doubled. 1.4749 0.03228 419 259 121 39
235 You had a bad day? I’m out of rum! 1.4741 0.03424 386 242 105 39
236 Isn't Hillary going to win, again? 1.4738 0.03541 420 279 83 58
237 You’ll have to find another island. I’m social distancing. 1.4731 0.03588 353 222 95 36
238 I see you got my bottle. 1.4731 0.03688 334 210 90 34
239 Yeah I left when he started spewing about a wall. 1.4724 0.03497 398 257 94 47
240 Seriously, I was just like you; then I put the lime in the coconut and shook it all up... 1.4723 0.03338 415 263 108 44
241 Welcome to Pikes Peak. Believe in global warming now? 1.4717 0.03491 407 265 92 50
242 So, what are the three things you wished you had brought? 1.4717 0.03277 407 253 116 38
243 OK... OK. I guess I'll call you Friday... Casual Friday' 1.4701 0.03506 402 262 91 49
244 Ahh, IT Support is finally here 1.4701 0.03268 402 249 117 36
245 I told you working remotely was the way to go. 1.4701 0.03306 402 251 113 38
246 Well, well. The second lawyer to get into heaven arrives" 1.4693 0.04009 309 202 69 38
247 Yeah, sometimes I have survivor's guilt. 1.4692 0.03530 373 238 95 40
248 I suppose it was too much to hope for Ginger or Mary Ann. 1.4692 0.03530 373 238 95 40
249 Dude, I told you to use Zoom. 1.4689 0.03343 386 240 111 35
250 It’s peaceful, but the WiFi sucks. 1.4686 0.03389 382 239 107 36
251 So what brings you to Fantasy Island? 1.4684 0.03711 395 268 69 58
252 Yeah, I've been here about four years. How is Hillary doing? 1.4684 0.03423 395 252 101 42
253 I don’t know, man. Mexican ice cubes and melanomas don’t seem to matter much during a pandemic. 1.4684 0.03694 395 267 71 57
254 I ordered a woman. 1.4672 0.03516 366 232 97 37
255 After two of these, I'll look like Marilyn Monroe to you. 1.4672 0.03495 381 244 96 41
256 I was doing a great job of social distancing until you showed up. 1.4670 0.03551 364 232 94 38
257 do you have any limes in that briefcase? 1.4665 0.03351 388 243 109 36
258 Thanks for responding to my text, but I already bought the island through another realtor. 1.4663 0.03442 386 246 100 40
259 Lemme guess. 2020? 1.4663 0.03704 371 246 77 48
260 I've had three of these, so I'm pretty wrecked myself. 1.4663 0.03624 326 205 91 30
261 I thought I sent my census form in." 1.4654 0.03636 361 234 86 41
262 Thanks for swimming here. I'd like to sue Carnival Cruise Lines. 1.4648 0.03520 383 248 92 43
263 Good flight? 1.4646 0.04675 198 124 56 18
264 Chill out dude. I sent my census form back in a bottle a month ago." 1.4635 0.03570 384 252 86 46
265 You say stranded, I say indefinite vacation 1.4630 0.03478 365 231 99 35
266 Where you're standing is my VRBO, but covenants limit you to a three day stay. 1.4630 0.03875 378 263 55 60
267 I said you’d be working remotely. 1.4630 0.03454 378 241 99 38
268 Just think of this as working remotely but without the work, Zoom, the kids fighting, the dog sulking, and the oppressive anxiety of a surging pandemic. 1.4628 0.03528 376 243 92 41
269 The quarantine is hard for us employers too, Steven. 1.4626 0.03582 374 244 87 43
270 Do you have a phone charger? 1.4617 0.03556 366 236 91 39
271 You're late! Could we reschedule for tomorrow, say 10? 1.4611 0.03514 347 218 98 31
272 I take it Biden didn’t win? 1.4609 0.03826 345 230 71 44
273 White Collar versus Blue Collar 1.4605 0.03889 367 254 57 56
274 Taking a little break after moderating that debate? 1.4602 0.03809 339 224 74 41
275 Let me get this straight. Dad’s will left me the half of the island without a beach chair? 1.4596 0.03563 359 231 91 37
276 You must be the new guy. 1.4588 0.03527 364 234 93 37
277 As you can see, 64 square feet, very low-crime area, and a beautiful view of the ocean. 1.4588 0.03612 364 238 85 41
278 You would not believe how crazy my day has been. 1.4587 0.03711 351 231 79 41
279 I hope you didn’t have trouble finding the place. 1.4587 0.03437 351 219 103 29
280 You can relax now that you're washed up. 1.4586 0.03498 362 231 96 35
281 The secret is big tips to the mermaids. 1.4586 0.03431 362 228 102 32
282 You have to get up at 6am to reserve this lounge chair 1.4586 0.03409 362 227 104 31
283 Just lean in. 1.4583 0.04006 360 254 47 59
284 No, I'm not concerned about rising sea levels, why do you ask? 1.4580 0.03978 286 184 73 29
285 I've been working remotely. 1.4577 0.03469 343 214 101 28
286 Ok, swim back and tell him, the Republic of Jimmy will retaliate with 110% tariffs on coconuts and coconut husks, and bring back a bottle of rum. 1.4574 0.03523 352 224 95 33
287 Dude ... for the last time ... I don’t want to renew my car warranty! 1.4563 0.03679 355 234 80 41
288 I forgot to sign what? 1.4559 0.04026 272 174 72 26
289 Yes, I have already completed the 2020 Census. 1.4551 0.03799 323 211 77 35
290 No, I don’t need flood insurance, but thanks for stopping by. 1.4548 0.03705 343 225 80 38
291 Sorry dude. Last coconut. 1.4543 0.03847 350 238 65 47
292 You did agree to work remotely 1.4543 0.03655 328 210 87 31
293 Really? Do I look like a tax cheat? 1.4540 0.03646 326 208 88 30
294 Uber Eats .... that's how. 1.4521 0.03886 292 188 76 28
295 It’s a matter of perspective. You’re not stranded. You’re liberated . 1.4516 0.03602 341 220 88 33
296 Drink? You look like you need it. 1.4516 0.03578 341 219 90 32
297 Ready for that three hour tour? 1.4516 0.03673 341 223 82 36
298 This one's already taken. You got to quarantine on the next one or the 3,45,678th one. 1.4513 0.04007 339 240 47 52
299 Can I offer you a drink before you head back? 1.4505 0.03876 293 189 76 28
300 Does it look like I care if my car's warranty is about to expire? 1.4504 0.04273 262 174 58 30
301 Does it come with salt on the rim? 1.4502 0.04148 331 235 43 53
302 Yeah,a building a raft would have been the smarter choice, but you gotta admit this lounge chair is pretty sweet. 1.4498 0.03696 329 214 82 33
303 What are the chances that briefcase is full of ice? 1.4498 0.03842 309 202 75 32
304 Just relax, it's not like your life was going anywhere 1.4494 0.03640 336 218 85 33
305 Allergic to coconut?, Dude, this is clearly not your day. 1.4494 0.03640 336 218 85 33
306 Yes, I can add the missing signature. No, I don't have a pen. 1.4488 0.03695 303 192 86 25
307 Universal Basic Income, brah. 1.4488 0.04003 332 230 55 47
308 Working remotely or not remotely working? 1.4488 0.03647 332 215 85 32
309 I've been stranded here since February. What did I miss? 1.4475 0.03936 324 220 63 41
310 You're late. 1.4465 0.03660 327 212 84 31
311 Oh, take that tie off! It's Casual Friday. 1.4465 0.03660 327 212 84 31
312 Election season huh? I looked just like you in 2016. 1.4465 0.03786 327 217 74 36
313 Please tell me you have rum in that suitcase. 1.4459 0.04055 314 216 56 42
314 Dave, I'm just saying maybe it's time you rethink your commute. 1.4458 0.03587 323 206 90 27
315 Ah, you must be the guy from 2020. 1.4456 0.04012 294 196 65 33
316 Amazon won’t pick us up, but they will deliver. 1.4455 0.03810 303 197 77 29
317 For obvious reasons, you should send for your mail-in ballot now. 1.4444 0.03786 315 207 76 32
318 You must have mixed up your dates. I booked this through Airbnb for another week 1.4444 0.03451 315 195 100 20
319 Sorry, I must have butt-dialed you. 1.4444 0.03867 306 202 72 32
320 Sorry, our appointment was yesterday. 1.4441 0.03647 322 208 85 29
321 I'm isolating. What brings you here? 1.4441 0.03778 322 213 75 34
322 Thanks again for meeting at my place. 1.4441 0.03647 322 208 85 29
323 You’ve gone to a lot of trouble for an overdue library book 1.4441 0.03726 322 211 79 32
324 Next time we can use Zoom. 1.4441 0.03700 322 210 81 31
325 I used to do a lot of business travel, but this working from home thing is really working out for me. 1.4441 0.03457 322 201 99 22
326 Hey man, I'm trying to quarantine here! 1.4438 0.03663 320 207 84 29
327 I thought this was just your Zoom background. 1.4438 0.03716 320 209 80 31
328 How was your first day commuting back to the office? 1.4438 0.03795 320 212 74 34
329 Man you IRS guys are relentless 1.4434 0.03680 318 206 83 29
330 Don't worry, man, this place has Amazon Prime. 1.4434 0.03866 309 205 71 33
331 I guess it's true; the IRS will always find you. 1.4425 0.03707 287 181 85 21
332 yep, never have to see or hear trump again. 1.4425 0.04022 287 191 65 31
333 No, that island is just 1,500 miles west of here. 1.4416 0.03794 317 210 74 33
334 Honestly, I don't remember checking that I would be interested in a home security system. 1.4416 0.03820 308 203 74 31
335 It's island, not usland. 1.4416 0.03875 308 205 70 33
336 Ya... I clicked on ‘wanna get away?’ 1.4416 0.03820 308 203 74 31
337 Unless you have a mask in that briefcase, you need to find another island. 1.4416 0.03847 308 204 72 32
338 How was the flight? 1.4413 0.03990 281 185 68 28
339 Is the election over yet? 1.4413 0.04022 281 186 66 29
340 When asked what the one thing I would want if ever stuck on a deserted island, I should have been more specific when I said, “a blonde with big coconuts”... 1.4412 0.03920 306 205 67 34
341 Do I look like I need a retirement plan? 1.4410 0.03858 288 187 75 26
342 You think you got problems, this is the last straw. 1.4409 0.03775 313 206 76 31
343 Did the IRS ask about my off-shore assets? 1.4409 0.03693 313 203 82 28
344 It’s not as good as it looks- I ran out of Grenadine. 1.4409 0.03580 313 199 90 24
345 Amor Fati versus Amor Fatigue 1.4409 0.04307 313 227 34 52
346 I returned my census by glass bottle. 1.4409 0.03720 313 204 80 29
347 I was like you once, back when I cared. 1.4409 0.03693 313 208 74 31
348 Hi Honey, we're out of coconuts ... 1.4409 0.04307 313 227 34 52
349 Bad news, man. This island’s only 5 feet wide. 1.4409 0.03802 313 207 74 32
350 Whoa bud, the starfish is six feet. 1.4405 0.03709 311 202 81 28
351 Don't worry. No matter what happens here, you died in the plane crash. 1.4400 0.03806 300 196 76 28
352 The good news is that Amazon delivers... 1.4399 0.04010 291 195 64 32
353 No, the tide is out. 1.4394 0.03847 289 188 75 26
354 Dude, the meeting was yesterday. 1.4393 0.04031 280 186 65 29
355 A cruise ship passes by every few days but damned if I'm getting on one. Those things are Covid-19 death traps. 1.4390 0.03929 287 189 70 28
356 Too bad. The last guy hated coconuts, too. 1.4384 0.03975 276 181 69 26
357 Now do you believe my Zoom background is real? 1.4384 0.03999 292 196 64 32
358 You searchin' for your long lost shaker of salt? 1.4381 0.03987 299 202 63 34
359 As long as you're up, can you get me another drink? 1.4381 0.03755 299 194 79 26
360 You look a little washed-up. 1.4381 0.03872 299 198 71 30
361 And its all thanks to you, my offshore accountant 1.4381 0.03901 299 199 69 31
362 A monkey, gorilla and King Kong all fight to take bananas from a coconut tree. Who will get the bananas? None of them as a coconut tree does not have bananas. 1.4379 0.04106 306 213 52 41
363 Relax, I've walked a mile in your shoe. 1.4379 0.03664 306 197 84 25
364 Good to know you’re willing to relocate, but we’ve since filled the position. 1.4377 0.03978 297 200 64 33
365 Lemme guess, American? 1.4367 0.03775 300 196 77 27
366 You have to dress for the existential crisis you want. 1.4367 0.03948 300 202 65 33
367 You're gonna flip but I gotta tell you the meeting was cancelled. 1.4362 0.03671 298 191 84 23
368 I S.O.S.ed for a barista, not a barrister. 1.4362 0.04024 298 203 60 35
369 Welcome to Covid Island. Please stick this straw up your nose. 1.4361 0.04318 266 183 50 33
370 I guess you didn't get the notice that I changed it to an online meeting? 1.4360 0.03845 289 189 74 26
371 I've been wondering when Corporate would show up. 1.4349 0.03754 292 189 79 24
372 Glad you’re here, bud. I’m sick of fish and coconuts. 1.4348 0.04413 253 174 48 31
373 I disagree; the coconut is half-full 1.4345 0.03835 290 190 74 26
374 Man, I don't think you understand this whole work from home thing. 1.4345 0.03804 290 189 76 25
375 Well one of us has to be the waiter. 1.4343 0.03860 297 197 71 29
376 Dude, I have been where you are, trust me! 1.4343 0.03648 297 190 85 22
377 You just missed Happy Hour! 1.4343 0.03830 297 196 73 28
378 Dude, please tell me your name is Captain Morgan. 1.4343 0.03860 297 197 71 29
379 Let me guess, the American Dream didn’t quite work out for you? 1.4343 0.03585 297 188 89 20
380 You look like you pay more than 750 dollars in taxes 1.4343 0.03860 297 197 71 29
381 At first you'll miss going out but then you'll realize all the money you're saving. 1.4343 0.03709 297 192 81 24
382 It's not a bad life, but it does get a bit crowded at high tide. 1.4339 0.03696 295 190 82 23
383 But on the plus side, Dave, you get 52 weeks of vacation a year. 1.4330 0.03699 291 187 82 22
384 Dude, I think you're in the wrong cartoon. Want a drink? 1.4321 0.03931 280 185 69 26
385 Hey, new guy, you’re blocking my rays. 1.4320 0.04035 250 162 68 20
386 Meet Wilson 1.4311 0.04089 283 193 58 32
387 Betty and Veronica are changing for dinner 1.4306 0.04202 281 195 51 35
388 You’re 5 minutes late. I’ll have to reschedule. 1.4306 0.03945 288 193 66 29
389 Seemed like the perfect place to ride out the next four years” 1.4306 0.03788 288 188 76 24
390 It's mine ! 1.4306 0.04408 288 209 34 45
391 Any news from 2020 worth mentioning? 1.4306 0.04036 288 196 60 32
392 Notice they don't call it Long Island Life. 1.4306 0.04381 288 208 36 44
393 I warned you that when you started that job, you'd be swimming with the sharks. 1.4301 0.03806 286 187 75 24
394 Are you here to fix the wifi? 1.4291 0.03951 261 170 70 21
395 I warned you I was working remotely. 1.4291 0.03844 282 185 73 24
396 You don't look a thing like your profile pic! 1.4291 0.03746 289 188 78 23
397 Yes, Casual Fridays are still a thing here. 1.4281 0.03716 285 184 80 21
398 This is downtown Miami! 1.4281 0.03973 285 192 64 29
399 To think this used to be Kansas. 1.4270 0.03887 267 174 72 21
400 The service is slow but the drinks are cheap. 1.4269 0.03846 260 167 75 18
401 Welcome to the North Pole. 1.4267 0.04522 225 153 48 24
402 You're going to have to quarantine offshore for two weeks first. 1.4265 0.04002 279 188 63 28
403 Nice of you to drop by, but I filled out my Census form online. 1.4265 0.03871 279 184 71 24
404 You're not late. 'Happy Hour' started a year ago. 1.4265 0.04034 279 189 61 29
405 This is what you look like when you haven't read the news for five years. 1.4265 0.03904 279 185 69 25
406 The drinks are great, the Wi-Fi sucks 1.4265 0.03804 279 182 75 22
407 I call Kenny; you’re Dolly—‘Islands in the Stream,’ dude. 1.4265 0.04459 279 203 33 43
408 Not interested. I filled out the card just for the free gift. 1.4265 0.03872 272 178 72 22
409 Looks like you're new here. 1.4265 0.03837 272 177 74 21
410 Dude, we’ve all, like, struggled to get where we are. 1.4265 0.04010 272 182 64 26
411 Aloha also means, “Good-bye.” 1.4256 0.04123 242 159 63 20
412 The S.O.S. stands for ‘short on sangria’. 1.4239 0.04097 276 189 57 30
413 I knew the IRS would find me eventually 1.4239 0.04065 276 188 59 29
414 Looks like you need this more than me. 1.4229 0.04073 253 168 63 22
415 Try 'Mai Tai,' and lose yours. 1.4223 0.03936 251 163 70 18
416 2015 meets 2020. 1.4222 0.03889 270 178 70 22
417 You know what? Just leave it on my desk. 1.4222 0.04096 270 184 58 28
418 Well, Kyle, you'll be an intern until something opens up. That's how long. 1.4222 0.03854 270 177 72 21
419 Come on, Steve. Drop the briefcase and go with the flow, bro. It’s Friday. 1.4222 0.04062 270 183 60 27
420 Welcome to the Isle of Man 1.4222 0.04096 270 184 58 28
421 As your client, I admire your dedication to your retainer. 1.4222 0.03818 270 176 74 20
422 Where's your mask? 1.4221 0.04070 263 177 61 25
423 I don’t suppose you have two masks in that briefcase? 1.4221 0.03998 263 175 65 23
424 Unless you've got a boat in that briefcase, I suggest you get comfortable. 1.4221 0.04141 263 179 57 27
425 I hope you have a mask in that briefcase. 1.4221 0.04034 263 176 63 24
426 That “you’re fired” dude still on TV? 1.4217 0.04572 230 160 43 27
427 Unless you're selling tiny paper umbrellas, I'm not interested. 1.4205 0.04128 264 180 57 27
428 Dude, I'm social distancing, you'll have to keep it moving. 1.4205 0.03950 264 175 67 22
429 Like it or not, we are now a pod. 1.4205 0.03950 264 175 67 22
430 At least it’s not America. 1.4195 0.04059 267 181 60 26
431 Just remember dude it’s not the “destination” but it’s the “journey” that counts. 1.4195 0.03882 267 176 70 21
432 You remind me of my first day here. 1.4195 0.04128 267 183 56 28
433 I'll give you a sip if you tell my ex you couldn't find me. 1.4187 0.04721 203 139 43 21
434 Harvard huh? Cool 1.4178 0.05730 146 102 27 17
435 You must be new the guy 1.4176 0.04089 261 177 59 25
436 I guess you're wondering how islanded here? 1.4176 0.04089 261 177 59 25
437 Just let me finish my drink and I'll give you the grand tour. 1.4176 0.03980 261 174 65 22
438 Well your resume said “Offshore Accountant” 1.4176 0.04266 261 182 49 30
439 I'm here for the 2020 census 1.4170 0.04290 259 181 48 30
440 Census Bureau? This shouldn’t take long. 1.4170 0.04038 259 174 62 23
441 What is it this time? Vacuum cleaners or encyclopedias? 1.4170 0.03963 259 172 66 21
442 Welcome. Just to warn you, you'll be better off here if you're a glass half full kinda guy. 1.4170 0.03963 259 172 66 21
443 You need a reservation and the results of your recent covid test. 1.4170 0.04001 259 173 64 22
444 Happy hour ends in 10 minutes, you’ll wanna hurry. 1.4167 0.03961 252 166 67 19
445 have you filled out your 2020 census form yet, sir? 1.4167 0.04378 252 177 45 30
446 Sorry we couldn't do the meeting over Zoom, I didn't have a connection here. 1.4167 0.04079 252 169 61 22
447 It’s $3400 a month. No utilities. 1.4167 0.03840 252 163 73 16
448 I was washed up last year. How's 2020 been? 1.4167 0.04079 252 169 61 22
449 Are you here for the bartending job? 1.4156 0.04026 231 150 66 15
450 As our new intern, your first duty will be to find some more coconuts. 1.4151 0.04422 212 142 52 18
451 We're at low tide right now. How's your tree climbing, Dude? 1.4150 0.03660 253 160 81 12
452 I don’t think of it as ‘tax evasion’ but more like ‘nomadic economics’. 1.4150 0.03949 253 167 67 19
453 Do you have the crossword puzzle in your brief case? 1.4150 0.04143 253 172 57 24
454 I propose a two-state solution. 1.4120 0.04019 250 167 63 20
455 Mai Tai is better than your tie. 1.4120 0.04214 250 172 53 25
456 Internet service sucks, but the drinks are to die for. 1.4120 0.03898 250 164 69 17
457 So, how did that whole class-valedictorian-thing work out? 1.4120 0.04059 250 168 61 21
458 I know, the commute's a killer. 1.4120 0.03979 250 166 65 19
459 Actually, Mr. Falwell, I'm no longer the pool boy. 1.4115 0.04811 209 148 36 25
460 Just so you know, we are observing social distancing here. 1.4113 0.03834 248 161 72 15
461 You're gonna make it a lot harder to attract chicks. 1.4113 0.03918 248 163 68 17
462 I told you he’d win again. 1.4112 0.04632 214 149 42 23
463 Sorry, this side of the island is for Platinum Elite level members only. 1.4110 0.04009 236 155 65 16
464 If you lived here, you'd be working from home by now. 1.4108 0.03995 241 159 65 17
465 It only produces one a year but the juice is to die for. 1.4108 0.03908 241 157 69 15
466 Glad you made it. May I borrow your shirt and tie? I’ve got a Zoom call at 11. 1.4108 0.04081 241 161 61 19
467 Get me another of these while you're up, would you? 1.4108 0.04038 241 160 63 18
468 Oh, I didn’t want to buy any life insurance. I just wanted to know what the difference is between term and whole life. 1.4108 0.04206 241 164 55 22
469 Dude,it's Saturday. It's always Saturday. 1.4108 0.04081 241 161 61 19
470 Glad you got my note in the bottle--I need to amend my policy to add sunburn coverage. 1.4107 0.04389 224 153 50 21
471 You know your problem, you’re one of those ‘the coconuts half empty’ guys! 1.4105 0.04450 229 159 46 24
472 Sorry, but, that whole "No Man is an Island" is so 17th century 1.4104 0.04007 251 168 63 20
473 About three years. How long have you been here? 1.4098 0.04404 244 172 44 28
474 On the upside, the boss hardly ever visits. 1.4098 0.04168 244 166 56 22
475 Dude, why would I need life insurance? 1.4098 0.04128 244 165 58 21
476 Thanks for asking, but I completed the Census before the pandemic. 1.4098 0.04087 244 164 60 20
477 What can I say? One man's fantasy is another man's nightmare. 1.4098 0.04209 244 167 54 23
478 Of all the islands in all the oceans in all the world, you wash up on mine? 1.4098 0.04087 244 164 60 20
479 Don’t look so sad, it’s better than anywhere else right now 1.4098 0.04045 244 163 62 19
480 I'll start to worry when we run out of coconuts. 1.4097 0.04209 227 152 57 18
481 We play bloodsport at 5:30 after cocktails. 1.4091 0.04431 242 171 43 28
482 First thing we’ll do is work on your tan. 1.4091 0.03982 242 160 65 17
483 ¨The thing is, I´m not really looking into any long term investments at this point in my life.¨ 1.4091 0.03895 242 158 69 15
484 Honestly, this working remotely thing is really working out for me. 1.4091 0.04233 242 166 53 23
485 Let’s start with the offshore accounts. 1.4091 0.04151 242 164 57 21
486 Dude, take off your shoe and relax. 1.4091 0.04110 242 163 59 20
487 Might as well pull up a chair and get comfortable 1.4091 0.04151 242 164 57 21
488 Wow, this zoom background is starting to feel very real... 1.4091 0.04110 242 163 59 20
489 We need to maintain social distancing which by my calculation puts you in 3 feet of water. 1.4089 0.04210 247 170 53 24
490 I'd love a refill, thanks. 1.4059 0.04014 239 159 63 17
491 Thanks for coming, dude. You bring my absentee ballot? 1.4059 0.04057 239 160 61 18
492 Depends on which Jeffrey Epstein you're lookin' for. 1.4058 0.04643 207 144 42 21
493 Is it over? 1.4055 0.04341 217 147 52 18
494 I truly admire your dedication, but as I told the last Jevoha’s witness I am really not interested 1.4054 0.04366 222 152 50 20
495 You knew there'd be travel requirements when I hired you. 1.4051 0.04124 237 160 58 19
496 Look on the bright side, you won't have to listen to any more verbal diarrhea from President Tweetie. 1.4051 0.04417 237 167 44 26
497 You look just like the last guy. 1.4051 0.04294 237 164 50 23
498 Dr. Faucci, I presume? 1.4035 0.04371 228 158 48 22
499 Dude, where's your mask? 1.4035 0.04458 228 160 44 24
500 Sorry, you've got to get here early to claim a chair. 1.4035 0.04144 228 153 58 17
501 If you won't cover Hurricane damage, why are you here? 1.4035 0.04190 228 154 56 18
502 if you lived here you'd be home right now 1.4035 0.04144 228 153 58 17
503 Do you mind? You’re blocking the sun. 1.4035 0.04326 228 157 50 21
504 Let me guess: you're new here. 1.4034 0.04082 233 156 60 17
505 Food and shelter are your department. I'm the "big ideas" guy. 1.4034 0.04037 233 155 62 16
506 You didn't know about the helicopter service? 1.4026 0.04415 231 162 45 24
507 Looks like you just came in from 2020. 1.4026 0.04372 231 161 47 23
508 You can lose the tie and briefcase, we're on island time here. 1.4026 0.04151 231 156 57 18
509 14000 BTUs you say, and it comes with the remote control ? I need to think about it, can you come back next week ? 1.4026 0.04106 231 155 59 17
510 Glad you could join me for this remote meeting 1.4026 0.04060 231 154 61 16
511 You just missed last call. 1.4025 0.04177 236 161 55 20
512 I’d offer you a sip, but you know, germs. 1.4025 0.04090 236 159 59 18
513 You’re gonna need to lose the tie if we’re going to get along buddy. 1.4025 0.03863 236 154 69 13
514 You need a new travel agent, man. 1.4019 0.04278 214 144 54 16
515 Six feet away, dude. 1.4017 0.04130 229 154 58 17
516 Gotta get here early if you want a chair. 1.4017 0.04266 229 157 52 20
517 Man, You look washed up. 1.4017 0.04399 229 160 46 23
518 The coconuts take a little while to grow back, but I usually can grab a straw out of the water whenever I want. 1.4017 0.04311 229 158 50 21
519 Please, Please, Please don't tell me any news. 1.4017 0.04176 229 155 56 18
520 So he got reelected? 1.4017 0.04266 229 157 52 20
521 Regeneron and Vodka, try it. 1.4017 0.04266 229 157 52 20
522 Like, being "deserted" is just a state of mind, dude. 1.4017 0.04130 229 154 58 17
523 Mai Tai looks better than yours! 1.4017 0.04266 229 157 52 20
524 Sir, have you filled out this year’s Census yet? 1.4017 0.04612 229 165 36 28
525 Relax. You’ve been living on a metaphorical island your whole life man. 1.4017 0.04221 229 156 54 19
526 I take it Trump hasn’t been voted out yet? 1.4017 0.04311 229 158 50 21
527 I feel ya, Dude. When I lost my board it was, like, a total bummer. 1.4012 0.04784 172 116 43 13
528 Easy. I put the lime in the coconut. 1.4009 0.04558 212 148 43 21
529 Covid cured by coconut water, who knew? 1.4009 0.04357 212 144 51 17
530 I am more of a 'the coconut is half full' kind of a guy... 1.4009 0.04137 232 157 57 18
531 Waiting for the other shoe to drop , are we? 1.4009 0.04046 232 155 61 16
532 Now, thanks to global warming, I own the last livable spot in San Francisco. 1.3982 0.04394 226 158 46 22
533 Leave your card. I'll get back to you. 1.3982 0.03870 226 147 68 11
534 Ship wrecked or not, social distancing rules still apply. 1.3982 0.04116 226 152 58 16
535 While you’re up, could you get me another one of these? 1.3982 0.03970 226 149 64 13
536 Glad you made it here at low tide. 1.3982 0.04211 226 154 54 18
537 Don't worry, I ate the last cannibal a month ago. 1.3978 0.04745 181 124 42 15
538 In our interview, you said you wanted to get your feet wet. 1.3965 0.04242 227 156 52 19
539 ‘Wilson?’ Whoa, dude, chill; it’s just a coconut. 1.3964 0.04214 222 151 54 17
540 I hope you've got some of those little umbrellas in that case. 1.3955 0.04190 220 149 55 16
541 As hallucinations go, you have to admit I’m spectacular! 1.3955 0.04431 220 154 45 21
542 I dig the look bro, very business casualty. 1.3955 0.04288 220 151 51 18
543 White House Ex Staffer 1.3955 0.04384 220 153 47 20
544 Don't worry Prime will drop off your stuck-on-an-island kit in two days. 1.3955 0.04336 220 152 49 19
545 I admire the perseverance, but still no on the timeshare. 1.3953 0.04358 215 148 49 18
546 Six feet, bud! 1.3953 0.04358 215 148 49 18
547 Check-in's not until 2pm 1.3953 0.04257 215 146 53 16
548 They screwed up my order. You want this? 1.3953 0.04457 215 150 45 20
549 Exactly which asset did I forget to report? 1.3953 0.04457 215 150 45 20
550 Ok, I’ll sign the divorce papers. Did you bring a pen? 1.3952 0.04876 167 114 40 13
551 Thank God it's Friday. 1.3946 0.04247 223 153 52 18
552 You are looking for 2406. This is 2408. 1.3946 0.04294 223 154 50 19
553 Did you have trouble finding the place ? 1.3946 0.04341 223 155 48 20
554 Once the fog breaks, you'll see we're only about 50 feet from the mainland. 1.3946 0.04247 223 153 52 18
555 I'm sorry but the island is closed due to the current health crisis. 1.3945 0.04216 218 148 54 16
556 It looks like you flew coach. 1.3945 0.04645 218 157 36 25
557 Labor, meet Capital. 1.3945 0.04412 218 152 46 20
558 Business or pleasure? 1.3945 0.04063 218 145 60 13
559 Ground rule number one: I get first dibs on the flotsum and jetsam. 1.3945 0.04412 218 152 46 20
560 Shipwreck? Don't let it dominate your life. 1.3945 0.04364 218 151 48 19
561 Sam's place? Take the high tide at 10, you'll be there by noon. 1.3945 0.04412 218 152 46 20
562 So much for my social isolation" 1.3945 0.04063 218 145 60 13
563 There is only one lounge chair. What shift do you want? 1.3945 0.04315 218 150 50 18
564 Great, now we both have to wear masks 1.3945 0.04459 218 153 44 21
565 Gilligan, the Professor, Mary Ann and all the rest left in the 60s. 1.3945 0.04412 218 152 46 20
566 The drinks are great, but the WiFi is spotty. 1.3945 0.04266 218 149 52 17
567 So, kick off your shoe and stay awhile. 1.3945 0.04315 218 150 50 18
568 Hey, yeah, glad you're here of course, but I'm just going to ask you to quarantine on the other side of the tree. 1.3945 0.04114 218 146 58 14
569 Jehovah Witness? Not interested 1.3945 0.04507 218 154 42 22
570 It's about time Godot; I've been waiting for a refill. 1.3944 0.04824 180 125 39 16
571 Sorry, that position's already been filled. 1.3939 0.04676 198 139 40 19
572 I suppose you’ll be wanting the WiFi password. 1.3935 0.04391 216 150 47 19
573 Pina Colada. W hat would YOU do with the only coconut? 1.3935 0.04440 216 151 45 20
574 So yeah, basically I have been here since March. What’s going on? 1.3935 0.04342 216 149 49 18
575 No Wi-Fi, no internet, no stress. 1.3935 0.04242 216 147 53 16
576 Sorry, Buddy, but you just missed last call! 1.3935 0.04086 216 144 59 13
577 Once you get used to it, it's not so bad being bicoastal. 1.3935 0.04139 216 145 57 14
578 You are one dedicated census taker. 1.3935 0.04191 216 146 55 15
579 Somebody really should have called you before your interview; the company is completely underwater now.” 1.3935 0.04342 216 149 49 18
580 Climate change, sea level rise ... you're bumming me out, man. 1.3935 0.04391 216 150 47 19
581 Well, Joe, now the shoe is on the other foot... 1.3935 0.04139 216 145 57 14
582 Please tell me you have some chips in your case 1.3898 0.05901 118 82 26 10
583 First day? 1.3897 0.04278 213 146 51 16
584 You from the IRS? 1.3897 0.04120 213 143 57 13
585 Allergic to coconut you say? That could be a problem... 1.3897 0.04330 213 147 49 17
586 I think you’ll like working remotely 1.3897 0.04226 213 145 53 15
587 'Put the lime in the coconut... then you'll feel better' 1.3897 0.04627 213 153 37 23
588 Got a Lime? 1.3897 0.04530 213 151 41 21
589 Does the Census really need to know if this is a house, apartment, or mobile home? 1.3897 0.04330 213 147 49 17
590 I’ve been waiting for you, Godot! 1.3897 0.04381 213 148 47 18
591 I thought the census was done? 1.3897 0.04226 213 145 53 15
592 Well, what did you think "remote internship" meant? 1.3897 0.04431 213 149 45 19
593 Aren't you taking working remotely a little too far? 1.3897 0.04174 213 144 55 14
594 But I ordered lemon water. 1.3897 0.04627 213 153 37 23
595 i’ve decided “getting rescued” isn’t a priority for me 1.3897 0.04381 213 148 47 18
596 There’s no real structure, but everyday is casual Friday 1.3897 0.04120 213 143 57 13
597 Hello sir, do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior, Jesus Christ? 1.3893 0.05893 131 94 23 14
598 Damn! So you say your not gay? 1.3886 0.04510 211 149 42 20
599 I already measured. If you stay right there, we should be good. 1.3886 0.04584 193 134 43 16
600 Didn’t Airbnb tell you that I extended through Friday? 1.3886 0.04700 193 136 39 18
601 Darn right I'll vote. Who's running? 1.3882 0.04734 170 116 42 12
602 did you bring the nuclear codes? 1.3876 0.04920 178 126 35 17
603 I told you not to go for the "three hour tour." 1.3876 0.04640 209 150 37 22
604 Man Woman Person Camera TV. Still got it. 1.3876 0.04540 209 148 41 20
605 It gets easier. 1.3876 0.04115 209 140 57 12
606 Dude, you know there’s a ferry boat right? 1.3874 0.04792 191 136 36 19
607 I see you are not familiar with casual Fridays. 1.3854 0.04389 205 142 47 16
608 You'll never succeed if you keep thinking of yourself as "washed up". 1.3854 0.04549 205 145 41 19
609 Dude, you Census takers are relentless! 1.3854 0.04443 205 143 45 17
610 I'm getting wrecked, too. 1.3846 0.04603 208 149 38 21
611 You're looking at me like I have a fly on my head. 1.3846 0.04703 208 151 34 23
612 The internet is a little slow but it’s otherwise not too bad. 1.3846 0.04449 208 146 44 18
613 It’s all good until the tide comes in. 1.3846 0.04344 208 144 48 16
614 The first rule of the island is you do not talk about the island. 1.3846 0.04501 208 147 42 19
615 Welcome to Cannibal Island. You look exhausted, and tasty. 1.3846 0.04397 208 145 46 17
616 It's a great place to work but the commute will kill you. 1.3842 0.04362 203 140 48 15
617 You better have masks in this briefcase. 1.3842 0.04362 203 140 48 15
618 I'm sorry you came all this way. I already have a retirement plan. 1.3842 0.04306 203 139 50 14
619 I'll bet you want to know where the bar is. 1.3842 0.04580 203 144 40 19
620 No wi-fi is brutal at first but give it a few days. 1.3842 0.04249 203 138 52 13
621 I told you going to law school would be a waste of time. 1.3842 0.04362 203 140 48 15
622 Who won? 1.3842 0.04306 203 139 50 14
623 I would appreciate it if you don't tell anyone about this place 1.3842 0.04306 203 139 50 14
624 They told me I had a bright future, too. 1.3842 0.04362 203 140 48 15
625 You said you’d be home by five. I started without you. 1.3842 0.04418 203 141 46 16
626 Dude, you missed it. Happy Hour just ended. 1.3842 0.04306 203 139 50 14
627 Care for a hurricane? 1.3842 0.04191 203 137 54 12
628 Chill. It’s casual Friday. 1.3838 0.04438 198 137 46 15
629 Yep, It is all inclusive 1.3838 0.04438 198 137 46 15
630 You can't just show up looking like that. 1.3838 0.04438 198 137 46 15
631 It was a monoclonal cocktail...and there was only enough for one. So sad. 1.3838 0.04772 198 143 34 21
632 Can we push the meeting to next week? 1.3838 0.04321 198 135 50 13
633 That's a rough one mate. Still, rules are rules. 14 days quarantine round the back of the island. 1.3838 0.04321 198 135 50 13
634 C'mon man, relax. Many more people die of stress every year than die of being left on a deserted island. 1.3838 0.04495 198 138 44 16
635 Trust me, you'll wanna lose the tie. 1.3838 0.04718 198 142 36 20
636 Tax audit? You kiddin' me? 1.3838 0.04552 198 139 42 17
637 I'm not a castaway, my office said I could work from anywhere 1.3838 0.04438 198 137 46 15
638 I'm here on behalf of the US Census Bureau. Have you been counted? 1.3838 0.04608 198 140 40 18
639 I appreciate you coming to see me, but I’m all set for retirement planning. 1.3838 0.04438 198 137 46 15
640 Glass half full, bro -- it's a COVID-free zone. 1.3838 0.04663 198 141 38 19
641 It’s 5 o’clock, and you’re somewhere.” 1.3838 0.04438 198 137 46 15
642 No man is an island, huh? 1.3838 0.04552 198 139 42 17
643 Looks like you need a vacation. 1.3831 0.04558 201 142 41 18
644 I think you misunderstood me when I said "interview remotely" 1.3831 0.04447 201 140 45 16
645 Welcome! I’m working remotely too. 1.3831 0.04447 201 140 45 16
646 No man it's an island 1.3831 0.04447 201 140 45 16
647 Now before you even drop that suitcase, I'm gonna need to check your temperature. 1.3831 0.04447 201 140 45 16
648 So what's 2020 been like? 1.3831 0.04447 201 140 45 16
649 Have you had any cold or flu like symptoms in the last 14 days? 1.3831 0.04391 201 139 47 15
650 So they sent you to evaluate productivity in home office? 1.3831 0.04503 201 141 43 17
651 That was not delivery in 30 minutes or less. 1.3827 0.05041 162 114 34 14
652 The I.R.S.? Here, you need this more than I do. 1.3819 0.04420 199 138 46 15
653 You can expect a lounge chair to float by once every three or four years. 1.3819 0.04420 199 138 46 15
654 You went to college? For the same price I just bought an island. 1.3819 0.04533 199 140 42 17
655 Look on the bright side, no masks, no social distancing and no Trump all rolled into one! 1.3819 0.04533 199 140 42 17
656 Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ? 1.3819 0.04805 199 145 32 22
657 Still think 'senior analyst' is a more stable career than 'professional castaway' ? 1.3819 0.04805 199 145 32 22
658 What? I think I chose my three objects wisely. 1.3819 0.04589 199 141 40 18
659 Hey, relax, it's a simple fact of life. One man's dream is another man's nightmare. 1.3819 0.04420 199 138 46 15
660 I'd offer you a drink, but this was the last coconut. 1.3819 0.04244 199 135 52 12
661 Couldn’t this have been a Zoom meeting? 1.3819 0.04420 199 138 46 15
662 Here. Your last straw. 1.3819 0.04420 199 138 46 15
663 Coconut milk, krill, and a splash of salt water. I call it a ‘Forsaken Atoll.’ Put down you’re bag and take your other shoe off. I’ll make you one. It really helps you forget about your week. 1.3819 0.04420 199 138 46 15
664 I already filled out my census online. 1.3819 0.04477 199 139 44 16
665 If I had a coconut for every time this has happened then I would still just have this one coconut 1.3819 0.04362 199 137 48 14
666 I don't suppose you brought a coaster? 1.3819 0.04362 199 137 48 14
667 You can get all this in two days if you have Prime. 1.3819 0.04752 199 144 34 21
668 Which five albums did you bring? 1.3800 0.04344 200 138 48 14
669 Support non-mask wearing, social media star Juicy Jerry! He throws lit parties in the face of Corona so you can look like Lame Larry; fighting new waves of COVID while struggling to keep your business afloat. Wheee! Say less! 1.3788 0.05078 198 150 21 27
670 Nobody told you this was a remote meeting? 1.3776 0.04634 196 140 38 18
671 Lucky for you it's casual Friday. 1.3776 0.04402 196 136 46 14
672 Take the road less traveled? 1.3776 0.04519 196 138 42 16
673 One man’s quarantine is another’s quarantini 1.3776 0.04342 196 135 48 13
674 Lighten up, dude. Don't make me regret voting everyone else off. 1.3776 0.04094 196 131 56 9
675 So it wasn’t a Zoom background after all 1.3776 0.04577 196 139 40 17
676 No, man, your shoe hasn’t washed up here. 1.3763 0.04184 194 131 53 10
677 You know, we could of just had this meeting over Zoom. 1.3763 0.04609 194 138 39 17
678 You’ll get used to the commute. 1.3763 0.04309 194 133 49 12
679 The water's only a couple of feet deep. Just walk over to the bar and get yourself one. 1.3750 0.04757 192 139 34 19
680 You can drink from my straw. Trust me. I've been in isolation for 3 years. 1.3750 0.04400 192 133 46 13
681 Try not to think of it as really small, try to think of yourself as really large. 1.3750 0.04582 192 136 40 16
682 I was three hundred pounds and pale when I got here. 1.3750 0.04338 192 132 48 12
683 And the best thing is, you can't check the news. 1.3750 0.04582 192 136 40 16
684 Definitely “worth the trip,” as the Michelin Guide puts it. 1.3750 0.04522 192 135 42 15
685 If you don't have a mask I'm going to have to ask you to leave. 1.3750 0.04522 192 135 42 15
686 Impressive swim, dude. You must be IRS. 1.3750 0.04582 192 136 40 16
687 As you can see, I’ve already been “served” but thanks for stopping by. 1.3750 0.04582 192 136 40 16
688 I may seem calm, but I haven't run out of my meds yet. 1.3750 0.04522 192 135 42 15
689 It's Friday. I sent a bottle three weeks ago saying I'd be sick. 1.3750 0.04641 192 137 38 17
690 Relax. We can do my taxes later. 1.3750 0.04462 192 134 44 14
691 Sorry brother 6 feet. Find another island 1.3750 0.04582 192 136 40 16
692 Rough day at the office, honey? 1.3750 0.04338 192 132 48 12
693 Why yes, I actually am Anderson Cooper. 1.3742 0.05081 163 117 31 15
694 I'm afraid your disdain for coconut is going to present a problem. 1.3737 0.04367 190 131 47 12
695 Happy hour is at six, but the place really starts rocking after the sun goes down. 1.3737 0.04302 190 130 49 11
696 the sexual tension between us is incredible right now 1.3736 0.04778 174 123 37 14
697 Thankyou for coming, I had some questions about my trust fund. 1.3717 0.04595 191 136 39 16
698 Is this how the call to Stand back and Stand by worked out? 1.3717 0.04654 191 137 37 17
699 It took you long enough to get here. I need a refill. 1.3717 0.04654 191 137 37 17
700 Hope you brought a mask - social distancing will be tricky when the tide comes in .. 1.3717 0.04473 191 134 43 14
701 Stranded? Nah, the cruise ship kicked me off. 1.3717 0.04473 191 134 43 14
702 Rough day on the other side of the island? 1.3717 0.04654 191 137 37 17
703 Working from home looks different for everyone. 1.3717 0.04348 191 132 47 12
704 You think this is cramped, wait 'til high tide. 1.3717 0.04154 191 129 53 9
705 Sure. After your 14-day quarantine, of course. 1.3717 0.04595 191 136 39 16
706 The first drink is on the house. 1.3717 0.04713 191 138 35 18
707 You really believed I committed suicide in jail? 1.3717 0.04473 191 134 43 14
708 You’re kinda skinny. The last guy was plumper. 1.3717 0.04654 191 137 37 17
709 When life gives you coconuts, make pina colada. 1.3717 0.04534 191 135 41 15
710 You’re pretty far from the hallucination I was hoping for... 1.3717 0.04473 191 134 43 14
711 You're probably wondering where I got the umbrella. 1.3716 0.05099 148 104 33 11
712 Not a beach person huh? 1.3710 0.04555 186 131 41 14
713 You still have to quarantine for 14 days. 1.3710 0.04619 186 132 39 15
714 This island’s taken, bro. 1.3710 0.04426 186 129 45 12
715 The guy before me thought it was strange I arrived with a lounger, but a brief case, really? 1.3710 0.04360 186 128 47 11
716 You put the lime in the coconut and the rest is easy 1.3710 0.04491 186 130 43 13
717 I think you might be looking for the Cayman Islands. 1.3710 0.04804 186 135 33 18
718 You've no way of proving today isn't casual Friday. 1.3710 0.04619 186 132 39 15
719 Haven’t felt this good in years. You should give this Remdesivir a try. 1.3710 0.04426 186 129 45 12
720 It's happy hour, but "happy' is in quotes. 1.3704 0.04312 189 130 48 11
721 Did you bring the limes? 1.3699 0.05052 146 102 34 10
722 I'm headed back November 4. Pull up a chair. 1.3696 0.04321 184 126 48 10
723 Sorry, changed my mind about the life insurance. 1.3696 0.04389 184 127 46 11
724 And that's why I telecommute. 1.3696 0.04588 184 130 40 14
725 Find another island, bro. You can’t stay here without a mask. 1.3696 0.04456 184 128 44 12
726 Audit? What audit? 1.3696 0.04523 184 129 42 13
727 For all of global warming's faults, this used to be a crowded beach 1.3696 0.04523 184 129 42 13
728 Trust me, this'll take your mind off Washington. 1.3696 0.04523 184 129 42 13
729 The bar is three islands over. 1.3696 0.04456 184 128 44 12
730 Well, it WAS paradise until you got here. 1.3696 0.04778 184 133 34 17
731 I was you once. I didn't like it. 1.3696 0.04778 184 133 34 17
732 You do 'work remotely' your way and I'll do 'work remotely' my way. 1.3696 0.04840 184 134 32 18
733 Here. You look like you need this more than I do. 1.3696 0.04389 184 127 46 11
734 This is what's left of the mainland dude. 1.3696 0.04652 184 131 38 15
735 Looks like someone had a rough commute. 1.3696 0.04321 184 126 48 10
736 This is nothing. You should see me on casual Fridays. 1.3696 0.04389 184 127 46 11
737 And the best thing is, there's no resort fee. 1.3696 0.04523 184 129 42 13
738 DoorDash of course. Uber Eats is always late. 1.3696 0.04389 184 127 46 11
739 Dude, chill. I mailed my ballot this morning! 1.3696 0.04181 184 124 52 8
740 Did I miss anything? 1.3696 0.04588 184 130 40 14
741 Oh, they found a vaccine? 1.3696 0.04588 184 130 40 14
742 I have 2 more days of vacation, Roy. 1.3696 0.04715 184 132 36 16
743 You are one dedicated process server, bro. 1.3694 0.04890 157 110 36 11
744 How was the commute? 1.3681 0.04487 182 127 43 12
745 I still say if you wanna stay you’re gonna need a mask. 1.3681 0.04686 182 130 37 15
746 Internet connection? No way man. You think I’d be this relaxed if I had an internet connection?” 1.3681 0.04876 182 133 31 18
747 Tough day at the office? 1.3681 0.04814 182 132 33 17
748 Okay, go back and tell her she can have the house, but I'm keeping the island. 1.3681 0.04750 182 131 35 16
749 Do you like pina coladas? Or getting caught in the rain? 1.3681 0.04621 182 129 39 14
750 Stranded? I moved here after the last election! 1.3681 0.04621 182 129 39 14
751 COVID-19 blues? You put the lime in the coconut, and you'll feel better! 1.3681 0.04419 182 126 45 11
752 Oh I'm not trying to self quarantine, I just hate people 1.3681 0.04621 182 129 39 14
753 Would you mind moving, Dude? You're like, blocking the sun. 1.3681 0.04419 182 126 45 11
754 Finally! Some service around here 1.3681 0.04555 182 128 41 13
755 Think of it as social distanced, Matey, instead of marooned. 1.3681 0.04419 182 126 45 11
756 Do I look like I want life insurance? 1.3681 0.05001 144 100 35 9
757 Hi, honey. How was your day? 1.3681 0.05284 144 103 29 12
758 You must be the new intern 1.3680 0.05392 125 87 30 8
759 Welcome to Cannibal island. 1.3667 0.04786 180 130 34 16
760 You look like you could use a drink. 1.3667 0.04721 180 129 36 15
761 I was in first-class when we crashed; you're to stand behind the tree. 1.3667 0.04850 180 131 32 17
762 I haven't listened to the news in 4 years. What's new? 1.3667 0.04587 180 127 40 13
763 I assume you're not here to get me a refill? 1.3667 0.04587 180 127 40 13
764 If it weren't for you I would have no tan lines. 1.3667 0.04587 180 127 40 13
765 Drink? 1.3667 0.04654 180 128 38 14
766 Nope. Don’t know about any offshore accounts. 1.3667 0.04587 180 127 40 13
767 Come back after your 2 weeks in quarantine 1.3667 0.04786 180 130 34 16
768 Bummer, dude. Forgot your shades. 1.3667 0.04721 180 129 36 15
769 Island? This is Washington D.C. man. Just waiting for the swamp to drain 1.3667 0.04914 180 132 30 18
770 I appreciate the effort, but I'm happy with my current internet service provider. 1.3667 0.04519 180 126 42 12
771 Gay or straight? 1.3667 0.04654 180 128 38 14
772 Yeah,I only paid $750,is that a problem for the IRS? 1.3667 0.04654 180 128 38 14
773 I am the 1% 1.3667 0.04721 180 129 36 15
774 My post clearly said, “Bring your own coconut.” 1.3667 0.04654 180 128 38 14
775 So you got to keep your job during the pandemic? 1.3667 0.04380 180 124 46 10
776 A tough commute, I know. So I made you a drink. 1.3667 0.04786 180 130 34 16
777 No Wi-Fi, only Mai Tai. 1.3667 0.04850 180 131 32 17
778 The bad news first: you missed 'last call.' 1.3667 0.04308 180 123 48 9
779 Give it a few months. You'll love it here. 1.3667 0.04654 180 128 38 14
780 Welcome to casual Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday. 1.3667 0.04519 180 126 42 12
781 Speaking of quarantini, you’ll need to do your 14 days before coming ashore. 1.3667 0.04450 180 125 44 11
782 Well, at least presumed dead sounds better than divorced. 1.3667 0.04235 180 122 50 8
783 Oh, man! You just missed the party boat. 1.3667 0.04850 180 131 32 17
784 Leave the $100 trillion, and this vaccine cocktail's yours. 1.3667 0.05302 150 109 27 14
785 I prefer working remotely. 1.3667 0.04235 180 122 50 8
786 Yikes. I hope you brought a change of clothes. 1.3667 0.04450 180 125 44 11
787 If you just give up the place is pretty nice 1.3667 0.04587 180 127 40 13
788 I told you not to go. Wall Street is full of sharks. 1.3667 0.04519 180 126 42 12
789 I thought I voted you off in week 8? 1.3667 0.04450 180 125 44 11
790 You must have come from 2020... 1.3667 0.04786 180 130 34 16
791 ...and my parents are getting me an even bigger one if I finish high school. 1.3664 0.05548 131 94 26 11
792 You didn't happen to grab my unemployment check before you left, did you? 1.3661 0.04400 183 127 45 11
793 I've always been a 'coconut's half full' kind of guy... 1.3652 0.04337 178 122 47 9
794 I had us down for next Monday, will that work for you? 1.3652 0.04822 178 129 33 16
795 Godot comes by every morning with whatever I need. 1.3652 0.04822 178 129 33 16
796 Tell me, did Hillary win the re-election? 1.3652 0.04756 178 128 35 15
797 Tough flight? 1.3652 0.04481 178 124 43 11
798 Whoa Dude, where's your mask... 1.3652 0.04689 178 127 37 14
799 Relax. The lack of fresh water and food is only a problem if you let it dominate you. 1.3652 0.04822 178 129 33 16
800 I hope there’s sunblock in that briefcase. 1.3652 0.04551 178 125 41 12
801 You here for the Executive Assistant Position? 1.3652 0.04481 178 124 43 11
802 Here! Take your shoe off and relax! 1.3652 0.04621 178 126 39 13
803 Good to hear that you survived, but now we’ll have to wear masks. 1.3652 0.04551 178 125 41 12
804 I mean, sure, the loan from my dad came in handy, but I had to work hard too. 1.3652 0.04822 178 129 33 16
805 But I had a reservation... 1.3652 0.04551 178 125 41 12
806 Sorry, I'm pretty strict on social distancing. 1.3652 0.04689 178 127 37 14
807 You are not exactly the one person I fantasized about. 1.3652 0.04188 178 120 51 7
808 Let me show you around! 1.3652 0.04551 178 125 41 12
809 I wasn't joking when I said offshore accounts. 1.3647 0.04391 170 116 46 8
810 If I were you, I wouldn't say you were washed up! I'd say your career choices are limited. 1.3647 0.04391 170 116 46 8
811 I see you finally came out to your grandmother. 1.3642 0.05088 162 118 29 15
812 I knew you'd be back. 1.3642 0.04696 162 113 39 10
813 So what have I missed? 1.3642 0.04856 162 115 35 12
814 Welcome to Mount Everest. 1.3642 0.04852 173 125 33 15
815 Oh, thank God you’re finally here. I’ve been waiting for a refill forever. 1.3642 0.04712 173 123 37 13
816 You from around here ? 1.3642 0.04493 173 120 43 10
817 Told you not to fly United. 1.3642 0.04852 173 125 33 15
818 So, how was your day? 1.3642 0.04712 173 123 37 13
819 Census taker? I'll make it easy....ONE. 1.3642 0.04782 173 124 35 14
820 There were ten of us survivors here a week ago. Now it's just me. What's your story? 1.3642 0.04852 173 125 33 15
821 So that settles it. I'm Lemmon, you're Matthau. 1.3636 0.04655 176 125 38 13
822 I could be better. Did you bring limes? 1.3636 0.04724 176 126 36 14
823 You IRS auditors just can't take a hint can you? 1.3636 0.04584 176 124 40 12
824 So did you lose a shoe or find one? 1.3636 0.04655 176 125 38 13
825 Don't let a silly cyclone dominate your life, man" 1.3636 0.04946 154 109 34 11
826 Welcome to the Lincoln Project. 1.3636 0.04584 176 124 40 12
827 Dibs on the tree at high tide. 1.3636 0.04440 176 122 44 10
828 Drone delivery is far from perfect: there was no olive in yesterday's martini. 1.3636 0.04584 176 124 40 12
829 It's like I always say: when life gives you coconuts, make piña coladas. 1.3636 0.04792 176 127 34 15
830 I told you my lawyers were sharks. 1.3636 0.04655 176 125 38 13
831 I looked like you when I first got here. 1.3636 0.04440 176 122 44 10
832 You've been served. 1.3636 0.04724 176 126 36 14
833 No thanks, I'm good. 1.3636 0.04792 176 127 34 15
834 You’ll have to quarantine for two weeks by the starfish. 1.3631 0.04461 179 125 43 11
835 Man, you census folks take your job really seriously. 1.3621 0.04545 174 122 41 11
836 I already filled out the census form. 1.3621 0.04618 174 123 39 12
837 While you're up, could I get a refill? 1.3621 0.04829 174 126 33 15
838 My last accountant got my taxes down to $750, let's see if you can beat that. 1.3621 0.04897 174 127 31 16
839 What you see as desolation, I see as opportunity. 1.3621 0.04618 174 123 39 12
840 I don't need insurance but I do need a refill. 1.3621 0.04397 174 120 45 9
841 You can stay if you do the required fourteen-day quarantine. 1.3621 0.04964 174 128 29 17
842 You've gotta try this remote work thing. 1.3621 0.04760 174 125 35 14
843 First pandemic? 1.3621 0.04545 174 122 41 11
844 Are you going to work remotely too? 1.3621 0.04243 174 118 49 7
845 Welcome to the bubble 1.3621 0.04545 174 122 41 11
846 You look filthy man. Didn't you just wash up? 1.3621 0.04760 174 125 35 14
847 If you're from the resort, I want a refund. 1.3620 0.04909 163 117 33 13
848 Can you move? You’re blocking the sun. 1.3620 0.04909 163 117 33 13
849 Thanks for coming, but I decided not to sue the cruise line. 1.3620 0.04672 163 114 39 10
850 While you're up, I guess I'll take another. 1.3609 0.05156 133 93 32 8
851 You're late. Happy Hour is over. 1.3602 0.04790 161 114 36 11
852 Sorry, man. This beach is private. 1.3602 0.05254 161 120 24 17
853 You might want to change for Happy Hour. 1.3602 0.04949 161 116 32 13
854 Relax! My third wish was for a bicycle 1.3597 0.05106 139 98 32 9
855 Looking for Wilson? 1.3550 0.04699 169 121 36 12
856 Two rules no talk about the election or covid 1.3550 0.04699 169 121 36 12
857 You've got it backwards my friend. You've already been rescued. 1.3550 0.04389 169 117 44 8
858 You're the lawyer, you figure it out. 1.3550 0.04990 169 125 28 16
859 I'll have a remdesivir on ice with a lime. 1.3550 0.04847 169 123 32 14
860 Pull up a chair. 1.3550 0.04624 169 120 38 11
861 I had to get a solid base tan before I sent the SOS signal. 1.3550 0.04624 169 120 38 11
862 On the plus side the weather is perfect and I'm Covid free. 1.3550 0.04774 169 122 34 13
863 You apparently took a wrong turn, sir, whereas I am here as the result of many right turns. 1.3550 0.04699 169 121 36 12
864 That commute's a bitch huh? 1.3550 0.04469 169 118 42 9
865 You obviously need this more than I do 1.3550 0.04699 169 123 33 13
866 You're in Miami. Global warming, dude. 1.3550 0.04774 169 122 34 13
867 Dude, you look just like me two years ago. 1.3550 0.04774 169 122 34 13
868 Dude, you're the first protein I've seen in months. 1.3550 0.04919 169 124 30 15
869 All I can offer is a Pina Colada. You’ll get used to them. 1.3550 0.04699 169 121 36 12
870 Sorry. This deserted island is taken. 1.3550 0.05060 169 126 26 17
871 Remdesevir cocktail. Heals all wounds. 1.3550 0.04774 169 122 34 13
872 Thanks for stopping by. Not every insurance company offers flood insurance in this zip code. 1.3550 0.04699 169 121 36 12
873 I used to be you! 1.3550 0.04847 169 123 32 14
874 You got through—looks like the sharks showed you some professional courtesy. 1.3550 0.04624 169 120 38 11
875 6 Feet, Dude 1.3550 0.04699 169 121 36 12
876 You know there's a Resort Fee 1.3550 0.04469 169 118 42 9
877 Made it myself. 1.3550 0.04847 169 123 32 14
878 The customs officer will be with you shortly. 1.3546 0.05046 141 100 32 9
879 Don't let it control your life, man. 1.3546 0.04945 141 99 34 8
880 I'll save you some time. We're in purgatory. 1.3544 0.04585 158 110 40 8
881 Dude, it’s a biodegradable straw.” 1.3533 0.05018 150 108 31 11
882 I voted, man. 1.3533 0.04885 167 122 31 14
883 Really, you can normalize anything with enough time. 1.3533 0.04501 167 117 41 9
884 There better be straws in that briefcase. 1.3533 0.04735 167 120 35 12
885 I hope you've got more rum in that suitcase. 1.3533 0.04958 167 123 29 15
886 Dude, really? You’re in my six feet. 1.3533 0.04501 167 117 41 9
887 I asked for a new umbrella, not a policy” 1.3533 0.04811 167 121 33 13
888 You can stay if you're gay. 1.3533 0.04735 167 120 35 12
889 Looks like market wasn't the worst thing that could crash. 1.3533 0.04735 167 120 35 12
890 First day, huh? 1.3533 0.04658 167 119 37 11
891 Let go of the old paradigm, my friend. 1.3533 0.04658 167 119 37 11
892 Relax, dude, its locally sourced. 1.3533 0.04501 167 117 41 9
893 This isn’t a dream. Welcome to 2021. 1.3533 0.04885 167 122 31 14
894 Did you find the towels? 1.3533 0.04501 167 117 41 9
895 Don’t underestimate the power of denial. 1.3533 0.04658 167 119 37 11
896 You’re traveling from 2020? Yeah, I decided to skip it. 1.3533 0.04811 167 121 33 13
897 Yeah, the “escape it all” part of the ad doesn’t include the suffocating existential dread. 1.3533 0.04958 167 123 29 15
898 I’ve brought the $60000 you requested for hair care and grooming. 1.3515 0.04772 165 119 34 12
899 Drink the Kool-Aid and things will seem much sunnier. 1.3515 0.04694 165 118 36 11
900 Last coconut—want a sip? 1.3515 0.04848 165 120 32 13
901 Wrong timeshare, bro. 1.3515 0.04772 165 119 34 12
902 Tough commute today, eh 1.3515 0.04533 165 116 40 9
903 What? First day here? 1.3515 0.04533 165 116 40 9
904 Didn't anyone tell you? It's Casual Friday. 1.3515 0.04614 165 117 38 10
905 I used to look like you but then I found this Zoom background. 1.3515 0.04533 165 116 40 9
906 Tough commute, huh? Switch to remote! 1.3515 0.04924 165 121 30 14
907 You're totally overdressed for the occasion. 1.3515 0.04772 165 119 34 12
908 Ya know, if you get pass the whole "marooned" part, this isn't half bad. 1.3515 0.04533 165 116 40 9
909 you have to get up earlier than that to get the good chair 1.3515 0.04848 165 120 32 13
910 How was the debate? 1.3515 0.04614 165 117 38 10
911 I looked like you before I stopped caring. 1.3510 0.05164 151 111 27 13
912 The waitress should be back in a minute. 1.3510 0.04622 151 105 39 7
913 Just leave your card. 1.3510 0.04901 151 108 33 10
914 You're late! I paid for expedited shipping. 1.3510 0.04622 151 105 39 7
915 Bad commute? 1.3510 0.04901 151 108 33 10
916 if you are going to stay you need to wear a mask and keep your distance. 1.3497 0.04887 163 119 31 13
917 Russian, Lithuanian and I can understand a little Hebrew. You? 1.3497 0.04567 163 115 39 9
918 As I see it, it's a glass half full thing. 1.3497 0.04567 163 115 39 9
919 I have been working remotely the whole time. 1.3497 0.04730 163 117 35 11
920 You were really hard to contact. Now may I ask you a few census questions? 1.3497 0.04964 163 120 29 14
921 I am going to need to see some ID. 1.3497 0.04649 163 116 37 10
922 Looks like the shipwreck experience tour has overbooked again. 1.3497 0.04887 163 119 31 13
923 Hey pal, your rescue company said you would be here between 10am and 2pm. I'm afraid we're going to have to reschedule. 1.3497 0.04730 163 117 35 11
924 Please keep “witness protection” out of my Census data. 1.3497 0.04730 163 117 35 11
925 Let me guess, the shark ate your homework. 1.3497 0.04964 163 120 29 14
926 Stop right there. You need to quarantine. 1.3497 0.04887 163 119 31 13
927 The board meet was last week and you were voted off the off the island. 1.3497 0.04730 163 117 35 11
928 I love it here, but yes, I’m offering timeshares! 1.3497 0.04649 163 116 37 10
929 Before I show you around, I'll need to see your immigration papers. 1.3497 0.04649 163 116 37 10
930 Sorry, I meant to fill out the census. 1.3497 0.04567 163 115 39 9
931 Chris Wallace before and after the debate 1.3497 0.04730 163 117 35 11
932 The rescue ship came and went a month ago but my passport had expired so they left me a case of coconut mai tais instead. 1.3496 0.05654 123 90 23 10
933 It was supposed to be a three hour tour. 1.3494 0.04973 166 123 28 15
934 First class uses different emergency exits. 1.3494 0.04824 166 121 32 13
935 Yeah, $25 is pricey, but you can’t beat free delivery. 1.3490 0.04849 149 106 34 9
936 I think we should file an extension this year. 1.3490 0.04849 149 106 34 9
937 Remember. Wash your hands, wear a mask and self isolate. 1.3490 0.04849 149 106 34 9
938 It's so nice to meet you Jonah! 1.3490 0.04755 149 105 36 8
939 Yeah, I used to be into that White House correspondent gig too. 1.3490 0.05033 149 108 30 11
940 Better stay on the other side of the island. I've got Covid and am self-isolating. 1.3490 0.05033 149 108 30 11
941 I’ve been here since last election...best kept secret 1.3490 0.04942 149 107 32 10
942 You can stay but you'll have to quarantine. 1.3490 0.05033 149 108 30 11
943 I hope you have some rum in that briefcase. 1.3490 0.04942 149 107 32 10
944 It’s casual Friday, dude. Go home and change. 1.3490 0.05033 149 108 30 11
945 I really don't think you're six feet away Steve. 1.3478 0.04766 161 116 34 11
946 Hey! I never said it was gonna be easy being my accountant. 1.3478 0.04684 161 115 36 10
947 What do you mean it's the year 2020? 1.3478 0.04927 161 118 30 13
948 Let me guess my ex-wife sent you and your are from the IRS 1.3478 0.04250 161 110 46 5
949 I hope you didn't have too much trouble finding the place. 1.3478 0.04429 161 112 42 7
950 So, you're another sap who fell for that "3-hour tour" spiel! 1.3478 0.05082 161 120 26 15
951 I didn’t think remote work would be so...remote. 1.3478 0.04766 161 116 34 11
952 That's exactly what happened to me! 1.3478 0.04847 161 117 32 12
953 Too bad. You just missed happy hour." 1.3478 0.04429 161 112 42 7
954 I don't usually give salesmen the time of day, but since you've come all this way… 1.3478 0.04684 161 115 36 10
955 Hard day at the office? 1.3478 0.04250 161 110 46 5
956 I like mai tai better than your tie. 1.3478 0.05005 161 119 28 14
957 Sounds like I picked a good year to be stranded on a deserted island. 1.3478 0.04766 161 116 34 11
958 What have you done to Wilson?! 1.3478 0.05005 161 119 28 14
959 We talked about this, you’re in charge of operations and I’m in charge of leisure activities 1.3478 0.04340 161 111 44 6
960 You didn't just come from the White House, did you? 1.3478 0.04847 161 117 32 12
961 These hallucinations make a mean piña colada! 1.3478 0.05005 161 119 28 14
962 Would you happen to have any ice in that briefcase? 1.3478 0.05666 115 83 24 8
963 Okay, then, file an appeal on Tuesday. And bring me another one of these, with less ice. 1.3478 0.04515 161 113 40 8
964 I'm just a figment of your quarantine. 1.3478 0.04515 161 113 40 8
965 I've already voted. 1.3478 0.04847 161 117 32 12
966 Oh no, he’s dead. I’m the previous insurance investigator. 1.3478 0.04766 161 116 34 11
967 Have a drink, you look starched! 1.3478 0.04684 161 115 36 10
968 It’s 2021 somewhere! 1.3478 0.04684 161 115 36 10
969 Working on my tan all day isn’t nothing, man. 1.3459 0.04720 159 114 35 10
970 Let's face it Bill, you're a glass half empty kinda guy. 1.3459 0.04886 159 116 31 12
971 I know you came a long way but I changed my mind. I don't need life insurance, dude. 1.3459 0.05046 159 118 27 14
972 Have any trouble finding this place? 1.3459 0.04635 159 113 37 9
973 Not easy to find, isn't it? 1.3459 0.04635 159 113 37 9
974 You know you're missing a shoe, right? 1.3459 0.04804 159 115 33 11
975 You wouldn't happen to have a FedEx package for me, would you? 1.3459 0.04967 159 117 29 13
976 Living well is the best revenge. 1.3459 0.04720 159 114 35 10
977 It affects each of us differently. 1.3459 0.04886 159 116 31 12
978 Welcome to my world. No covid, no restrictions, no politics. No nothing. 1.3459 0.04549 159 112 39 8
979 You get used to it. 1.3459 0.04967 159 117 29 13
980 Here are the urgent documents you wanted, boss. 1.3459 0.04967 159 117 29 13
981 Do you have a work permit? 1.3459 0.04635 159 113 37 9
982 We should have done a Zoom meeting instead! 1.3459 0.04635 159 113 37 9
983 This used to be Anchorage... 1.3459 0.04720 159 114 35 10
984 No one is allowed on the island without getting tested first. 1.3459 0.04886 159 116 31 12
985 Plus, nobody hacks into your wifi here. 1.3459 0.05046 159 118 27 14
986 What's wrong? Not the hallucination you were expecting? 1.3459 0.05202 159 120 23 16
987 You WANT to go back? 1.3459 0.04720 159 114 35 10
988 Are you tech support? My WiFi is out... 1.3459 0.04720 159 114 35 10
989 The oceans are rising? Never noticed. 1.3459 0.04886 159 116 31 12
990 Thanks for the offer man, but I have free shipping with Prime. 1.3459 0.04967 159 117 29 13
991 My ship came in. Sorry about yours. 1.3459 0.04549 159 112 39 8
992 I’d share a sip, but first you need to quarantine. 1.3459 0.04804 159 115 33 11
993 Bro, it's called offshore banking. 1.3459 0.04886 159 116 31 12
994 Oh, did I not mention the interview would be over Zoom? 1.3459 0.05046 159 118 27 14
995 You think it’s small now? Wait until the tide comes in! 1.3459 0.04720 159 114 35 10
996 My only issue is I don't actually like coconut all that much 1.3459 0.04635 159 113 37 9
997 Pina colada. It’s always a pina colada. 1.3459 0.04460 159 111 41 7
998 Rough trip? 1.3459 0.04720 159 114 35 10
999 Mary Ann or Ginger, dude? 1.3459 0.04804 159 115 33 11
1000 Forced to take some vacation days? 1.3459 0.04720 159 114 35 10
1001 Well, I can see that you didn't amount to much either. 1.3459 0.04370 159 110 43 6
1002 I’ve got two words for you dude. Crypto. Currency. 1.3459 0.04804 159 115 33 11
1003 Thanks for the in person meeting. Kind of hard to do Zoom from out here. 1.3459 0.04549 159 112 39 8
1004 Naturally, besides the beach, you would have climbing privileges. 1.3459 0.04635 159 113 37 9
1005 You think you had a bad day? I am down to my last coconut. 1.3459 0.04886 159 116 31 12
1006 Business, meet pleasure. 1.3459 0.04635 159 113 37 9
1007 mai tai looks better than your tie 1.3459 0.04886 159 116 31 12
1008 ...and that’s how I became President. 1.3459 0.04804 159 115 33 11
1009 It's Friday. Lose the tie. 1.3459 0.04804 159 115 33 11
1010 Class of 2020? 1.3459 0.05046 159 118 27 14
1011 Rescued...who wants to be rescued? 1.3459 0.04804 159 115 33 11
1012 ...it was the best of times it was the worst of times.... 1.3459 0.05046 159 118 27 14
1013 New to working remote? 1.3459 0.04720 159 114 35 10
1014 How was your flight? 1.3457 0.04577 162 115 38 9
1015 You should really read 'War and Peace', you might like it. 1.3457 0.04901 162 119 30 13
1016 Did you bring the vodka? 1.3457 0.04742 162 117 34 11
1017 You're one persistent auditor... 1.3457 0.04660 162 116 36 10
1018 What did you fly, Spirit? 1.3457 0.04978 162 120 28 14
1019 You know,you really need to learn how to relax. 1.3457 0.04660 162 116 36 10
1020 The dress code is resort casual. 1.3457 0.04660 162 116 36 10
1021 Dude, lose the tie - it's casual Friday . . . or Tuesday . . . or maybe Sunday. Whatever, pina colada? 1.3457 0.04822 162 118 32 12
1022 Thanks, but I’ve decided that I don’t need more insurance. 1.3457 0.04742 162 117 34 11
1023 Last call was seven months ago. 1.3446 0.04468 148 102 41 5
1024 You obviously weren’t prepared for climate change. 1.3446 0.05047 148 108 29 11
1025 You east coast guys are so uptight. 1.3439 0.04842 157 114 32 11
1026 You're going to have to quarantine, bro. 1.3439 0.04671 157 112 36 9
1027 I know you swam across shark-infested waters to get here, but dude, do I look like a guy who needs gutter guards and vinyl siding? 1.3439 0.04671 157 112 36 9
1028 Did you get the rum? 1.3439 0.04842 157 114 32 11
1029 Please stay 6 ft away. 1.3439 0.04757 157 113 34 10
1030 You looked way more relaxed on Zoom. 1.3439 0.04926 157 115 30 12
1031 My portfolio manager says my "inherit obscene wealth" strategy is really paying dividends. 1.3439 0.05089 157 117 26 14
1032 You wouldn't happen to have any margarita mix in that briefcase, would you?" 1.3439 0.04492 157 110 40 7
1033 Hope you brought the rum 1.3439 0.04757 157 113 34 10
1034 Wait, you're saying what happens in 2020? 1.3439 0.04492 157 110 40 7
1035 I just can't talk about it now. I'm on my break. 1.3439 0.04842 157 114 32 11
1036 Looks like things have been a little rough on the mainland. 1.3439 0.04842 157 114 32 11
1037 Dude, I’m ‘social distancing’. 1.3439 0.04492 157 110 40 7
1038 Sorry, but I have all the life insurance I need right now. 1.3439 0.04671 157 112 36 9
1039 The good news: You won't need that missing shoe, bruh. 1.3439 0.04400 157 109 42 6
1040 A toast to all the extra work you did to earn that corner office! 1.3439 0.04492 157 110 40 7
1041 If it makes you feel any better, I'm sure it's rush hour somewhere! 1.3419 0.04966 155 114 29 12
1042 You'd of thought Kansas was safe from tsunamis. 1.3419 0.04881 155 113 31 11
1043 Sorry, dude. I just closed with a couple from the Upper West Side. 1.3419 0.04795 155 112 33 10
1044 It’s BYOB 1.3419 0.05050 155 115 27 13
1045 I warned you not to go on Shark Tank, man. 1.3419 0.05050 155 115 27 13
1046 Send for help! Are you crazy" 1.3419 0.04707 155 111 35 9
1047 If life gives you coconuts... 1.3399 0.04743 153 110 34 9
1048 I prefer to think of it as a stay-cation. 1.3399 0.04652 153 109 36 8
1049 I told you that this wasn't a fake Zoom background. 1.3399 0.04743 153 110 34 9
1050 Hey man, that tie is throwing off the whole vibe of this place. 1.3399 0.04743 153 110 34 9
1051 Is it Monday already? 1.3399 0.04743 153 110 34 9
1052 Got any rum? 1.3399 0.04743 153 110 34 9
1053 Yep, Pike's Peak is now Pike's Beach. 1.3399 0.05093 153 114 26 13
1054 Ain't gonna fret the no mask, but lose the tie, Dude. 1.3399 0.05093 153 114 26 13
1055 I hope you brought your own chair. 1.3399 0.05008 153 113 28 12
1056 Cowabunga, bro Got any lime juice ? 1.3399 0.05177 153 115 24 14
1057 You remind me of me when I first got here. 1.3399 0.04743 153 110 34 9
1058 First time in a holodeck? 1.3399 0.04833 153 111 32 10
1059 You're telling me there's a pandemic affecting the entire world?! 1.3399 0.04921 153 112 30 11
1060 Doesn't look like much, but it is home. 1.3399 0.04833 153 111 32 10
1061 You didn't get my text? 1.3399 0.04366 153 106 42 5
1062 You're obviously new to island life. 1.3399 0.04743 153 110 34 9
1063 If you want service, you have to take off your shirt and shoes. 1.3399 0.04921 153 112 30 11
1064 Thanks for coming, but I’m OK with my homeowners insurance 1.3399 0.04652 153 109 36 8
1065 You're gonna have to quarantine 2 weeks. 1.3399 0.04743 153 110 34 9
1066 Look, man, it's not my fault you came unprepared. 1.3399 0.04743 153 110 34 9
1067 By any chance, do you happen to have any Grey Poupon in that battered suitcase? 1.3399 0.04652 153 109 36 8
1068 I’ve been here since January. Any updates? 1.3399 0.04833 153 111 32 10
1069 Yes, I do have offshore assets. 1.3399 0.04559 153 108 38 7
1070 I told you not to fly Spirit 1.3399 0.05008 153 113 28 12
1071 You're gonna make me put on a shirt for this meeting, aren't you? 1.3399 0.04743 153 110 34 9
1072 You're late again, Steve. I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go. 1.3399 0.04366 153 106 42 5
1073 You're a 'glass half-empty' kind of guy, aren't you? 1.3399 0.04921 153 112 30 11
1074 Bro, I didn’t know it was that hard for you to take a vacation. 1.3399 0.04833 153 111 32 10
1075 Before I welcome you, you’ll have to stay six feet apart from me for two weeks. 1.3399 0.05008 153 113 28 12
1076 Congratulations on finally finding a place too remote for work. 1.3399 0.04652 153 109 36 8
1077 Hey bro, I’ve been here since 2019, what’d I miss? 1.3399 0.04559 153 108 38 7
1078 Does it look like I have a bathroom? 1.3399 0.05008 153 113 28 12
1079 I’ll pass on joining the class action suit on rising sea levels, but I could use a refill. 1.3399 0.04921 153 112 30 11
1080 You must be my concierge doctor. 1.3399 0.04833 153 111 32 10
1081 First, I’m gonna need you to self-isolate on the other side of the island for a couple of weeks, m’kay? 1.3399 0.04833 153 111 32 10
1082 Sid, this is Bob. 1.3399 0.04921 153 112 30 11
1083 Shoulda helped the Nigerian prince , Dave 1.3399 0.05008 153 113 28 12
1084 Tell the IRS it's a rental property. 1.3399 0.05093 153 114 26 13
1085 Attitude is everything. 1.3399 0.04833 153 111 32 10
1086 Would you mind taking off your shoe? 1.3399 0.05008 153 113 28 12
1087 What is this "wurk" you speak of? 1.3399 0.05008 153 113 28 12
1088 We have only one law here. Don't block the sun. 1.3399 0.04652 153 109 36 8
1089 Just do what I did- tell your boss you’re working from home. 1.3399 0.04743 153 110 34 9
1090 Six weeks ago, I was like you. 1.3399 0.05008 153 113 28 12
1091 Struggling to make your client quota are you? 1.3399 0.04743 153 110 34 9
1092 And you'll like that the amenities here are all within easy walking distance. 1.3399 0.04060 153 103 48 2
1093 Tell me again why I need homeowners' insurance. 1.3399 0.05008 153 113 28 12
1094 When you reach gold status, you'll get these amenities, too. 1.3399 0.04833 153 111 32 10
1095 The year is 2020 and you have just arrived to a place far away from reality. 1.3399 0.05008 153 113 28 12
1096 You should have seen the wreck I was a year ago. 1.3399 0.04559 153 108 38 7
1097 Positive vibes only. 1.3399 0.04559 153 108 38 7
1098 I see we've been double-booked on Airbnb. 1.3399 0.04833 153 111 32 10
1099 Today is Saturday, Tim. 1.3399 0.04652 153 109 36 8
1100 Yeah, sorry, you just missed Happy Hour. 1.3399 0.04743 153 110 34 9
1101 You were tested before you got here, right? 1.3399 0.04833 153 111 32 10
1102 Despite our differences, we will both starve to death. 1.3399 0.04921 153 112 30 11
1103 My out of office isn’t really an invitation. 1.3399 0.04652 153 109 36 8
1104 While I sympathize with your circumstances; we just don't have a reservation in that name and I'm afraid we're fully booked. 1.3387 0.04843 124 86 34 4
1105 Working from home with the family was that bad,eh? 1.3379 0.04817 145 104 33 8
1106 Don't worry about it dude, we'll self-isolate together. 1.3377 0.04962 151 111 29 11
1107 I washed up here in October of 2016. How's Hillary been doing in the White House? 1.3377 0.04873 151 110 31 10
1108 Except when the tide comes in it's really a paradise. 1.3377 0.05051 151 112 27 12
1109 You really swam all this way to sell me a tropical island timeshare? 1.3377 0.04873 151 110 31 10
1110 If you can pretend urine tastes like margaritas, this place isn't so bad" 1.3377 0.05051 151 112 27 12
1111 Don't you wish now you partied more in college? 1.3377 0.04873 151 110 31 10
1112 Party foul" 1.3377 0.05470 151 117 17 17
1113 With Prime, you'll have one by tomorrow. 1.3377 0.04688 151 108 35 8
1114 This is guava. I asked for pineapple. 1.3377 0.04873 151 110 31 10
1115 Paradise? Yes. But the tide turns up in an hour. 1.3377 0.04688 151 108 35 8
1116 You look lost. I know this island pretty well. Can I help you find where you need to go? 1.3377 0.04688 151 108 35 8
1117 Anything happening on the mainland? 1.3377 0.04962 151 111 29 11
1118 Welcome to 'Singles in Paradise'. I depart, and your two weeks, start at noon. 1.3377 0.04873 151 110 31 10
1119 This is a private beach. 1.3359 0.04870 128 90 33 5
1120 You'll see Carl, working remote has its perks. 1.3356 0.04913 149 109 30 10
1121 Forgot you guys came by once every ten years. Household of one. No income, unless you count the coconuts. 1.3356 0.04724 149 107 34 8
1122 No, Buddy. I did not call for an insurance agent. 1.3356 0.04913 149 109 30 10
1123 So did the sharks agree to cease and desist? 1.3356 0.04724 149 107 34 8
1124 Change into something more comfortable, you'll be here a while 1.3356 0.04528 149 105 38 6
1125 Take it.... you look like you need it more than I do. 1.3356 0.05269 149 113 22 14
1126 Darn! Now we need masks! 1.3356 0.04913 149 109 30 10
1127 You bring new meaning to working remotely, Joe. 1.3356 0.05004 149 110 28 11
1128 SORRY, WE'RE NOT HIRING RIGHT NOW. 1.3356 0.04324 149 105 39 5
1129 Did your secretary not give you my message, I cancelled this meeting? 1.3356 0.04820 149 108 32 9
1130 Are you here for the accounting position? 1.3333 0.04792 150 109 32 9
1131 What part of “No Trespassing” do you not understand? 1.3333 0.04762 147 106 33 8
1132 Nice shoe, but you’re still a bit overdressed for this place. 1.3333 0.04954 147 108 29 10
1133 How was your day dear? 1.3333 0.05138 147 110 25 12
1134 I guess social distancing is out of the question since you showed up. 1.3333 0.04859 147 107 31 9
1135 It's not just "where you are at". It's "how you got here". 1.3333 0.04762 147 106 33 8
1136 And you were the valedictorian. 1.3333 0.04954 147 108 29 10
1137 I'm sure they'll circle back. 1.3333 0.04459 147 103 39 5
1138 Could I get another one of these, but with more rum and less of an air of desperation? 1.3333 0.05138 147 110 25 12
1139 I call it the Corona Cocktail! Try it! I haven't felt this good in twenty years! 1.3333 0.04954 147 108 29 10
1140 Welcome. I'll need to see a photo ID. 1.3333 0.04698 150 108 34 8
1141 You might want to change - happy hour starts in twenty minutes 1.3333 0.04762 147 106 33 8
1142 So...what does the sleeping situation look like during high tide? 1.3333 0.04459 147 103 39 5
1143 Your office called. There was some laughing in the background, but they're sorry about the travel arrangements. 1.3333 0.04762 147 106 33 8
1144 Sorry, I don't know anyone named Gilligan. 1.3333 0.04459 147 103 39 5
1145 You census takers are relentless! 1.3333 0.04859 147 107 31 9
1146 Like most islands, there are the Haves and Have Nots." 1.3333 0.05047 147 109 27 11
1147 One of us better mask-up. 1.3333 0.05138 147 110 25 12
1148 You're always so dramatic, Carl. Just take the resort shuttle like everyone else. 1.3333 0.04762 147 106 33 8
1149 I was stranded once, too. 1.3333 0.04663 147 105 35 7
1150 Let me guess... economy class? 1.3333 0.04859 147 107 31 9
1151 Yeah, I've been on vacation since January. Did I miss anything? 1.3333 0.05228 147 111 23 13
1152 Uh oh, I didn’t realize that my car’s warranty was about to expire. 1.3333 0.05047 147 109 27 11
1153 I’ll be with you in 5 1.3333 0.05228 147 111 23 13
1154 You must be the realtor interested in the oceanfront property. 1.3333 0.04762 147 106 33 8
1155 Finally! I’ve been waiting ages for a refill. 1.3333 0.04954 147 108 29 10
1156 You'll find that provided you work hard and keep your nose clean, eventually you too can be like me". 1.3333 0.05138 147 110 25 12
1157 It seems your offshore deal washed ashore. 1.3333 0.04762 147 106 33 8
1158 Sorry for the trip, Bud. I just signed up with Old Mutual. 1.3333 0.04562 147 104 37 6
1159 Oh. I thought our meeting was via Zoom. 1.3333 0.04859 147 107 31 9
1160 It's all inclusive. 1.3333 0.04859 147 107 31 9
1161 Did you bring a lime for the coconut? 1.3333 0.05047 147 109 27 11
1162 I suppose if I were missing an important meeting I’d be stressed too. 1.3333 0.04602 150 107 36 7
1163 I just want to start by thanking you for meeting me on such short notice. 1.3333 0.05047 147 109 27 11
1164 New here? Let me show you around. 1.3333 0.04859 147 107 31 9
1165 Bro, your shipwreck is really throwing off my vibes... 1.3333 0.04663 147 105 35 7
1166 It's regeneron, and I feel twenty years younger 1.3333 0.05228 147 111 23 13
1167 I was once like you. Sane, hopeful of rescue, recently fed. 1.3333 0.05404 147 113 19 15
1168 If you're from the IRS, I'm just a mirage. 1.3333 0.04859 147 107 31 9
1169 You're not gay? 1.3333 0.04762 147 106 33 8
1170 Gilligan? 1.3333 0.05047 147 109 27 11
1171 I told you already, I’m not Wilson! 1.3333 0.04859 147 107 31 9
1172 You're Wilson? 1.3333 0.04602 150 107 36 7
1173 Damn it, I was hoping for Tom Hanks! 1.3333 0.04954 147 108 29 10
1174 You gotta swim with the tide, man 1.3333 0.04762 147 106 33 8
1175 Can’t share. 2020 dude. 1.3333 0.05138 147 110 25 12
1176 The new intern, right? Get me another of these. 1.3310 0.04899 145 106 30 9
1177 You just had to bring your work with you. 1.3310 0.05184 145 109 24 12
1178 Crusoe... Robinson Crusoe. 1.3310 0.04800 145 105 32 8
1179 I've been here for months. What did I miss? 1.3310 0.04899 145 106 30 9
1180 Trader Vic's pulled out a long time ago but they left enough stuff that we're very comfortable. 1.3310 0.05184 145 109 24 12
1181 This used to be Miami Beach before the hurricane. 1.3310 0.05091 145 108 26 11
1182 Believe me. In a couple of days, you won’t even think of the office. 1.3310 0.04383 145 103 37 5
1183 You look beat. Take a little nap before I show you around. 1.3310 0.04596 145 103 36 6
1184 Dude,it's super casual Friday. 1.3310 0.04899 145 106 30 9
1185 Everything is great if you'd just stop reading the news. 1.3309 0.05224 136 101 25 10
1186 Cheer up. Everyday is a Saturday. 1.3287 0.04413 143 100 39 4
1187 Relax—I’ve heard nothing about rising sea levels all day! 1.3287 0.04736 143 103 33 7
1188 Glad you could make it, Sam. I'd like to talk estate planning. 1.3287 0.05039 143 106 27 10
1189 On this island I'm capital and you are labor 1.3287 0.05039 143 106 27 10
1190 I'd love a refill. 1.3287 0.04940 143 105 29 9
1191 With NO ACCESS to news reports you’ll soon be relaxed and happy like me! 1.3287 0.05135 143 107 25 11
1192 Well, this shoots the demographics to hell. 1.3287 0.05230 143 108 23 12
1193 Where's your mask, dude? 1.3287 0.05135 143 107 25 11
1194 Looks like you could use some refreshment 1.3287 0.04940 143 105 29 9
1195 Sorry about your plane, but this island's taken. 1.3287 0.05039 143 106 27 10
1196 I've been, like, off the grid since 2019, dude. What's new? 1.3287 0.04736 143 103 33 7
1197 I'll need to see your COVID test or you'll have to quarantine for two weeks - somewhere 1.3287 0.04940 143 105 29 9
1198 Smile....it's happy hour. 1.3287 0.05135 143 107 25 11
1199 Welcome to your Zoom background 1.3287 0.05039 143 106 27 10
1200 I’m quarantining. Please find another island. 1.3287 0.05039 143 108 24 11
1201 How long are you planning to stay? 1.3287 0.04940 143 105 29 9
1202 You have to self-isolate for two weeks. 1.3287 0.05039 143 106 27 10
1203 Why don’t you change your clothes and meet on the beach for cocktails? 1.3287 0.05039 143 106 27 10
1204 My big concern is sea level rise. 1.3287 0.04631 143 102 35 6
1205 Good idea! Let’s not look too relaxed working off-site. 1.3287 0.04839 143 104 31 8
1206 You’re a hard man to find Mr. Snowden 1.3287 0.05230 143 108 23 12
1207 Time shares still a tough sell? 1.3287 0.04839 143 104 31 8
1208 I’m here with your flood insurance check. 1.3287 0.05039 143 106 27 10
1209 I would offer you some but I've just had such a long day. 1.3287 0.04839 143 104 31 8
1210 Social distancing, dude! 1.3287 0.04839 143 104 31 8
1211 Hey! All this time I was thinking that it's your Zoom background! 1.3287 0.05039 143 106 27 10
1212 Remember that time you were asked the question, 'If you were stranded on an island with one person...' 1.3287 0.04631 143 102 35 6
1213 Welcome to 'working remotely'. 1.3287 0.04839 143 104 31 8
1214 I trade for them with the natives one island over. Just curious, what hat size are you? 1.3287 0.04631 143 102 35 6
1215 And what brings you here? 1.3287 0.04839 143 104 31 8
1216 This working from home thing does not get old! 1.3287 0.04940 143 105 29 9
1217 Do I look like a guy who wouldn’t file a form 114? 1.3287 0.04940 143 105 29 9
1218 Are you sure the invite read “casualty dress code”? 1.3287 0.05230 143 108 23 12
1219 So, how is the case going? 1.3287 0.04940 143 105 29 9
1220 I’m not complaining, but my coconut is half empty. 1.3287 0.04631 143 102 35 6
1221 Trust me, one long sip of this and you'll forget you were ever washed up. 1.3287 0.05135 143 107 25 11
1222 The action around here picks up after the tide goes out. 1.3287 0.04940 143 105 29 9
1223 Bob, didn't I tell you that we could do the quarterly, portfolio check-in by ZOOM? 1.3287 0.04940 143 105 29 9
1224 Look, it's no different back home. There's still the isolation and on top of that, you have to wear a mask. 1.3287 0.04631 143 102 35 6
1225 It’s been 5 years now, Marvin. Time for you to unpack and chill. 1.3287 0.04940 143 105 29 9
1226 It's 5:00 _here_. 1.3287 0.05039 143 106 27 10
1227 Other than the slow service, you’ll love it here.“ 1.3287 0.04839 143 104 31 8
1228 Still commuting? 1.3287 0.04413 143 100 39 4
1229 Just to be fair, if you socially distance now, I'll do it at low tide. 1.3287 0.05039 143 106 27 10
1230 Here's some more bad news, you just missed Happy Hour . 1.3287 0.05230 143 108 23 12
1231 If you're not selling little umbrellas, I'm not interested. 1.3287 0.04940 143 105 29 9
1232 Looking for hell? It's across the ocean. 1.3287 0.04839 143 104 31 8
1233 How was 2020? 1.3287 0.04940 143 105 29 9
1234 Nah. You just think you’re washed up. 1.3287 0.05135 143 107 25 11
1235 It'd make my day if you had a tiny bottle of rum in that briefcase. 1.3287 0.05039 143 106 27 10
1236 It’s called work life balance. 1.3287 0.04524 143 101 37 5
1237 My one rule is that visitors take their shoe off. 1.3287 0.05039 143 106 27 10
1238 You have been doing home office wrong all along. 1.3287 0.04736 143 103 33 7
1239 If you can’t arrive on time, you shouldn’t have accepted the position 1.3287 0.04940 143 105 29 9
1240 I admire your dedication but don’t think a person like myself would really need a timeshare. 1.3274 0.05399 113 82 25 6
1241 Sorry but the chair is mine 1.3262 0.05181 141 106 24 11
1242 Thanks, but I'm taking the "living abroad" exemption this year. 1.3262 0.04774 141 102 32 7
1243 You know, I’m in no mood to hear how rough your commute was. 1.3262 0.04982 141 104 28 9
1244 You want the tour? 1.3262 0.05083 141 105 26 10
1245 Are you here for the interview? 1.3262 0.05278 141 107 22 12
1246 On the other hand, you could just leave. 1.3262 0.05181 141 106 24 11
1247 I feel like the sharks should be a tax deduction since they’re my security. 1.3262 0.04982 141 104 28 9
1248 I get that six feet puts you in the water. 1.3262 0.04879 141 103 30 8
1249 Are you also a washed-up actor? 1.3262 0.04982 141 104 28 9
1250 I hope you brought ice. 1.3262 0.04879 141 103 30 8
1251 This is how you don't let Covid-19 destroy your life. 1.3262 0.05278 141 107 22 12
1252 Did you remember to pick up more rum? 1.3262 0.04774 141 102 32 7
1253 You can have the shade from noon to 2. That's when I do Tai Chi. 1.3262 0.04879 141 103 30 8
1254 I'm the ghost of climate change past ... 1.3262 0.05278 141 107 22 12
1255 Relax, you won’t be going back. 1.3262 0.05083 141 105 26 10
1256 You’re taking this whole, ‘how do we get off the island’ thing too seriously. 1.3262 0.04774 141 102 32 7
1257 Sorry mate, but you're on private property. 1.3262 0.04982 141 104 28 9
1258 So now my saying is - 'When life gives you coconuts' 1.3262 0.04774 141 102 32 7
1259 No sir, I'm the pool boy. The concierge is straight ahead. 1.3262 0.04667 141 101 34 6
1260 That suitcase better be full of cash. Pina Coladas are an arm and a leg here. 1.3262 0.04774 141 102 32 7
1261 I'm here to talk to you about your car's extended warranty. 1.3262 0.05278 141 107 22 12
1262 Welcome,it's Happy Hour. 1.3262 0.05083 141 105 26 10
1263 "I'll give you five minutes to freshen up before the interview." 1.3262 0.04774 141 102 32 7
1264 So help me God, I love how you sequester a jury. 1.3262 0.05083 141 105 26 10
1265 I really, really hope you have some aloe vera lotion. 1.3262 0.05083 141 105 26 10
1266 It hasn't been easy working from home either. Did you remember to pick up more parasols? 1.3262 0.04879 141 103 30 8
1267 It won't work. You look nothing like your photo. 1.3262 0.04982 141 104 28 9
1268 Sorry man, must have been a double booking. 1.3262 0.04879 141 103 30 8
1269 I’ve been working remotely here for 6 months. 1.3262 0.05181 141 106 24 11
1270 You’re so lucky that you can work from anywhere. 1.3262 0.04879 141 103 30 8
1271 Dude, ...You look like you could use a drink. 1.3262 0.05083 141 105 26 10
1272 And I thought the census was over! Okay, let's see... yes, one adult. That's it, see ya! 1.3262 0.05181 141 106 24 11
1273 You really gotta dress for the job you want my guy. 1.3262 0.05181 141 106 24 11
1274 Fridays are business casual. 1.3237 0.05228 139 105 23 11
1275 I used to be a lot like you. 1.3237 0.04920 139 102 29 8
1276 Hey, you never get a second chance to make a first impression. 1.3237 0.05025 139 103 27 9
1277 Acceptance, my friend, Acceptance. 1.3237 0.04476 139 98 37 4
1278 Look at it this way, you've been working your whole life to lay on a beach all day. 1.3237 0.04813 139 101 31 7
1279 Dude, is this like a Geico ad? 1.3237 0.04813 139 101 31 7
1280 Looks like somebody's got a case of the Mondays. 1.3237 0.05025 139 103 27 9
1281 Dude, you've got to be the change you want to see in the world. 1.3237 0.05127 139 104 25 10
1282 Congrats! You are at the right place with the wrong getup. 1.3237 0.05327 139 106 21 12
1283 Well, now you can finally use up those vacation days. 1.3237 0.04920 139 102 29 8
1284 Excuse me. This is a private island. 1.3237 0.05228 139 105 23 11
1285 What’d I miss? 1.3237 0.04813 139 101 31 7
1286 Do you mind if I call you Friday? 1.3237 0.04920 139 102 29 8
1287 What is this? A New Yorker cartoon? 1.3237 0.05228 139 105 23 11
1288 I notice you've stopped wearing that red hat you used to love so much. 1.3237 0.05327 139 106 21 12
1289 When would be a good time to go over these contracts? 1.3237 0.05228 139 105 23 11
1290 Oh, man . . . you just missed Happy Hour. 1.3237 0.04920 139 102 29 8
1291 You think you've had it rough pal? Wait till I hit you in head with this coconut. 1.3237 0.05519 139 108 17 14
1292 You think your day was bad. We're out of rum! 1.3237 0.04813 139 101 31 7
1293 Sorry, Pal, I'm already quarantining on this island. 1.3237 0.04813 139 101 31 7
1294 Welcome to Heaven . Looks like you went through Hell to get here. 1.3237 0.04920 139 102 29 8
1295 Let me guess. You’re a cup half empty kinda guy. 1.3237 0.04591 139 99 35 5
1296 What do you mean? I am working from home. 1.3237 0.04920 139 102 29 8
1297 Yes, even the crashes are better in first class. 1.3237 0.05025 139 103 27 9
1298 Mondays, am I right? 1.3237 0.04476 139 98 37 4
1299 I gotta say, this whole “working from home” thing really isn’t that bad. 1.3237 0.04920 139 102 29 8
1300 Do you have a reservation? 1.3233 0.05068 133 98 27 8
1301 Bro, I ordered that briefcase months ago. 1.3233 0.05068 133 98 27 8
1302 I was expecting you back in March! What happened? 1.3233 0.05395 133 101 21 11
1303 Sorry, this is the last one. 1.3233 0.04955 133 97 29 7
1304 I came to rescue you 1.3233 0.05068 133 98 27 8
1305 Dude, you look terrible. Have a sip. 1.3233 0.05068 133 98 27 8
1306 You're in better shape than last year's auditor. 1.3233 0.05068 133 98 27 8
1307 Have a sip before Jeeves runs your hot bath. You look all washed up. 1.3233 0.04955 133 97 29 7
1308 They say you owe $750. 1.3233 0.05068 133 98 27 8
1309 Please don't tell me you forgot to pick up ice again. 1.3233 0.04955 133 97 29 7
1310 I don't suppose you brought rum. 1.3233 0.05068 133 98 27 8
1311 It's all about who you know. 1.3233 0.04838 133 96 31 6
1312 So what’s it going to be, the red or blue straw? 1.3233 0.05288 133 100 23 10
1313 Congrats kid; Just getting here make you a front runner for the Personal Assistant position 1.3214 0.05413 112 82 24 6
1314 The whole world thinks I’m in the hospital. 1.3212 0.05173 137 103 24 10
1315 That’s close enough. 1.3212 0.04852 137 100 30 7
1316 I thought we decided on separate vacations. 1.3212 0.05069 137 102 26 9
1317 Looks like you gotta case of the Mondays my man 1.3212 0.05069 137 102 26 9
1318 And you said a folding chair suitcase was a dumb idea." 1.3212 0.04962 137 101 28 8
1319 if you thought getting here was difficult.... 1.3212 0.04962 137 101 28 8
1320 Well, someone finally responded to my help-wanted ad. 1.3212 0.05069 137 102 26 9
1321 You’ll get used to working remotely. 1.3212 0.04962 137 101 28 8
1322 You'll get used to it, but Amazon delivery is really slow here. 1.3212 0.04962 137 101 28 8
1323 TGIUF Thank God it’s you, Friday. 1.3212 0.05173 137 103 24 10
1324 Better order a double, it takes a bit of time... 1.3212 0.05173 137 103 24 10
1325 Ok, there are some drawbacks but at least we’re coronavirus free. 1.3212 0.04740 137 99 32 6
1326 Sorry, amigo. I told my guy to send me offshore accounts, not an offshore accountant. 1.3212 0.05276 137 104 22 11
1327 Anything happen this past year? 1.3212 0.05069 137 102 26 9
1328 Quarantine's just around the back. 1.3212 0.05173 137 103 24 10
1329 The thing is, I fell off a cruise ship, you fell out of an airliner. 1.3212 0.05069 137 102 26 9
1330 What memo?” 1.3212 0.04852 137 100 30 7
1331 New here? 1.3212 0.05173 137 103 24 10
1332 At least I won't be alone with a volley ball. 1.3212 0.04740 137 99 32 6
1333 You look like something the tide brought in. 1.3212 0.04962 137 101 28 8
1334 Check in time isn't until 3:00. You'll have to come back in four hours. 1.3212 0.05069 137 102 26 9
1335 You know, we do have a dress code. 1.3212 0.04626 137 98 34 5
1336 I traded that car for this island so don't need an extended warranty. 1.3212 0.04852 137 100 30 7
1337 Anything in the world, and you brought a briefcase? 1.3212 0.04852 137 100 30 7
1338 Ugh, you are SO dramatic. 1.3212 0.04962 137 101 28 8
1339 Sorry bro, but I'm gonna need you to quarantine for two weeks before you touch the coconuts. 1.3212 0.04962 137 101 28 8
1340 The flow brought me here and I'm going with it. 1.3212 0.04852 137 100 30 7
1341 Been nursing it for six months. 1.3212 0.05069 137 102 26 9
1342 Passing through? 1.3212 0.05069 137 102 26 9
1343 We'll have to share the straw, dude. 1.3212 0.04852 137 100 30 7
1344 It's called social distancing Gary. If you don't like your side of the island, then you should have gotten here earlier. 1.3212 0.04852 137 100 30 7
1345 Dude, you don't have to dress up when you work from home. 1.3212 0.05069 137 102 26 9
1346 I've got your mail-in ballot for you sir. 1.3212 0.05069 137 102 26 9
1347 I don't know if it was climate change or not, but this is the top of Mount Whitney. 1.3212 0.05069 137 102 26 9
1348 What do you think? Am I too tan? 1.3212 0.04852 137 100 30 7
1349 Lose that shoe, man. 1.3212 0.05276 137 104 22 11
1350 Still 2020, is it, bud? 1.3212 0.05173 137 103 24 10
1351 Man... 2020, am I right? 1.3212 0.04962 137 101 28 8
1352 Nuts, now I have to wear a mask. 1.3212 0.04852 137 100 30 7
1353 -so as my attorney, who do I sue? 1.3212 0.05069 137 102 26 9
1354 Hey, welcome! After your two-week quarantine, I'll show you where to catch some really big fish. 1.3212 0.04962 137 101 28 8
1355 It’s Friday, bud. You know. As in ‘casual.’ 1.3212 0.04508 137 97 36 4
1356 Hey, didn't you see the "No Solicitors" sign? 1.3212 0.04740 137 99 32 6
1357 You’ll never find my offshore accounts. 1.3212 0.04740 137 99 32 6
1358 Can't this wait until Monday? 1.3212 0.04626 137 98 34 5
1359 Trevor, you’re in my zoom background. 1.3212 0.05069 137 102 26 9
1360 Yeah, 2020 has been a great year here so far. How are things out there? 1.3212 0.04852 137 100 30 7
1361 The IRS, I presume? 1.3212 0.04852 137 100 30 7
1362 It looks like you’ve had a rough commute. Don’t worry; from now on, you’ll be working remotely. 1.3212 0.04740 137 99 32 6
1363 Anything new since 2016? 1.3212 0.04852 137 100 30 7
1364 Honestly man, I feel like this is a sign from the universe to slow down and appreciate life 1.3212 0.04852 137 100 30 7
1365 Don’t tell me. You forgot to update google maps... 1.3212 0.05069 137 102 26 9
1366 Once you get used to no Wi-Fi, it's not such a bad place. 1.3206 0.04503 131 92 36 3
1367 If you want organic, swim over to the next island. 1.3206 0.04757 131 94 32 5
1368 I'd offer you one but it seems this is the last coconut. 1.3206 0.05114 131 97 26 8
1369 Tom Hanks! You had the COVID, you can't stay here bro. 1.3206 0.05114 131 97 26 8
1370 You’re the first accountant to make it through these shark infested waters 1.3206 0.04757 131 94 32 5
1371 Dr. Living-no-stone-unturned, I presume? 1.3206 0.04757 131 94 32 5
1372 American, huh? 1.3206 0.04998 131 96 28 7
1373 Welcome, buddy. Sorry there is only one chair. 1.3206 0.05338 131 99 22 10
1374 Sorry you made the trip but I already completed my census. 1.3206 0.05114 131 97 26 8
1375 I call it Cannibal Key. It's unknown to tourists. 1.3206 0.05338 131 99 22 10
1376 Hey, Mike. You're an hour late. 1.3206 0.05114 131 97 26 8
1377 Look, I know what your climate data says but I am finding it hard to see the downside to be honest. 1.3206 0.05227 131 98 24 9
1378 Trust me, this Zoom background is the safest place you can be right now. 1.3206 0.04998 131 96 28 7
1379 Sorry, Dude, I've changed my mind about that policy. 1.3206 0.05338 131 99 22 10
1380 Don't believe in life insurance but I'd kill for a reliable liquor delivery service! 1.3206 0.04998 131 96 28 7
1381 I need your opinion on how to socially distant my assets from the IRS. 1.3206 0.05447 131 100 20 11
1382 2020 meets 2019. 1.3206 0.05227 131 98 24 9
1383 Don't let it dominate your life. 1.3206 0.05114 131 97 26 8
1384 Do you know how hard is was to find a little umbrella on this little island? 1.3206 0.05114 131 97 26 8
1385 Sorry, dude. First come, first serve. 1.3206 0.04998 131 96 28 7
1386 Don't worry, I'll share. I added two scoops of Collagen Peptides today. 1.3206 0.05114 131 97 26 8
1387 I didn’t know you had a job interview today. 1.3206 0.04503 131 92 36 3
1388 You can either stress about it, or you can wait for the coconut guy to come around 2. 1.3206 0.04757 131 94 32 5
1389 The plane crash convention is two islands over. 1.3206 0.04879 131 95 30 6
1390 Tom Hanks had his methods and I have mine. 1.3206 0.05227 131 98 24 9
1391 Welcome to the new normal. 1.3206 0.04879 131 95 30 6
1392 This is how I self isolate. 1.3206 0.04879 131 95 30 6
1393 We recycle here! 1.3206 0.04879 131 95 30 6
1394 Yeah, thanks for stopping by! I’d like to cancel my car and homeowners insurance policy. Coconut? 1.3206 0.04998 131 96 28 7
1395 What a story. How about another rum punch? 1.3206 0.04998 131 96 28 7
1396 It’s a bit salty, but I didn’t have much to work with. 1.3206 0.04998 131 96 28 7
1397 Dude, you look like you need a pina colada. 1.3206 0.05114 131 97 26 8
1398 How's it going? Good day at work? 1.3206 0.05114 131 97 26 8
1399 And you said he'd be a bad president for the working man! 1.3206 0.05227 131 98 24 9
1400 A cocktail before the audit? 1.3206 0.04757 131 94 32 5
1401 I told you man, you should have invested in bitcoin. 1.3206 0.04757 131 94 32 5
1402 You really should have taken the blue pill, my friend. 1.3206 0.05338 131 99 22 10
1403 Here, take my drink, you need it more than I do. 1.3206 0.04879 131 95 30 6
1404 Be a dear and freshen this up for me? 1.3206 0.04998 131 96 28 7
1405 They'll find us. I haven't paid my NPR pledge yet. 1.3206 0.04998 131 96 28 7
1406 let's just enjoy the last day of summer 1.3206 0.04757 131 94 32 5
1407 Prove to me you want the job more than the other candidates 1.3206 0.05114 131 97 26 8
1408 Put a pin in that thought; move to the other end of the island, and get back to me in 14 days 1.3206 0.04757 131 94 32 5
1409 Chill out, man. He's still Wilson; he's just had a makeover. 1.3206 0.04998 131 96 28 7
1410 We work from anywhere now 1.3206 0.04879 131 95 30 6
1411 Oh sweet! I'll have another one. Thanks! 1.3206 0.04998 131 96 28 7
1412 ‘They say it helps to keep your routine’ 1.3206 0.05114 131 97 26 8
1413 Ok, OK! I’ll fill out your stupid census form! 1.3206 0.05447 131 100 20 11
1414 Tax Immunity and Great Outdoors! 1.3206 0.04879 131 95 30 6
1415 What? I’m a non-essential worker. 1.3206 0.05114 131 97 26 8
1416 You’re blocking my sun. 1.3185 0.05004 135 100 27 8
1417 Welcome, has anything gotten better? 1.3185 0.04778 135 98 31 6
1418 Six feet away, sport 1.3185 0.04778 135 98 31 6
1419 No shoe, no service 1.3185 0.04893 135 99 29 7
1420 At the meeting, you suggested more private meeting spaces and casual Fridays. Well, it's Friday. 1.3185 0.04778 135 98 31 6
1421 We can't both be influencers. 1.3185 0.05004 135 100 27 8
1422 I believe your package also included a welcoming rum cocktail. 1.3185 0.04541 135 96 35 4
1423 I think you’ll enjoy this quarantine! 1.3185 0.04418 135 95 37 3
1424 Hard day at the office honey? 1.3185 0.05221 135 102 23 10
1425 Pitch the shoe. You won't be needing it. 1.3185 0.04893 135 99 29 7
1426 Okay, let me see you make a boat out of your briefcase. 1.3162 0.05100 117 85 27 5
1427 So yeah, it's just the one chair 1.3158 0.05160 133 100 24 9
1428 Have a sip as I remind you that the IRS has no jurisdiction on this island. 1.3158 0.04817 133 97 30 6
1429 Don't tell me; you chose tour plan B. 1.3158 0.04934 133 98 28 7
1430 Bad timing man...this is the last one. 1.3158 0.05048 133 99 26 8
1431 Did you remember the ice? 1.3158 0.05048 133 99 26 8
1432 Now that you're here, I could use a refill. 1.3158 0.05584 133 104 16 13
1433 The island is six feet so it's not safe for you to stay. 1.3158 0.04697 133 96 32 5
1434 Did I mention there's not a hotspot here? 1.3158 0.05048 133 99 26 8
1435 Rough flight ehh? 1.3158 0.05160 133 100 24 9
1436 Thank God you're here. This paper straw is in tatters. 1.3158 0.05048 133 99 26 8
1437 Great place! No closures due to COVID. 1.3158 0.05481 133 103 18 12
1438 Yeah, my secret is not sweating the small stuff! 1.3158 0.04934 133 98 28 7
1439 Sorry, I haven’t seen anyone named Wilson 1.3158 0.05160 133 100 24 9
1440 I’ve accepted the new normal. 1.3158 0.04934 133 98 28 7
1441 New guy gets the refills 1.3158 0.05160 133 100 24 9
1442 Since I’ve started drinking coconut water a day ago my Covid has, like, gone away 1.3158 0.04817 133 97 30 6
1443 You are welcome to stay, Dude. But you have to wear a mask and stay 6 feet away from me for 2 weeks. 1.3125 0.05291 128 97 22 9
1444 Hi Larry, thanks for coming down. I hope you didn't have too much trouble finding the place. 1.3125 0.05173 128 96 24 8
1445 Sorry . Can't talk about my taxes - I am in quarantine for hopefully 4 more years. 1.3125 0.05406 128 98 20 10
1446 I’m getting wrecked today too. 1.3125 0.04803 128 93 30 5
1447 You could use a new tie. How about a Mai Tai? 1.3125 0.04929 128 94 28 6
1448 Sorry, wrong ocean, you want the Pacific. 1.3125 0.05291 128 97 22 9
1449 Always look for the silver lining bro. 1.3125 0.05406 128 98 20 10
1450 ... but the bad news is I have the virus 1.3125 0.05053 128 95 26 7
1451 Dude, Mai Tai is looking a lot better than your tie. 1.3125 0.05291 128 97 22 9
1452 It's cool, I'm asymptomatic or whatever. 1.3125 0.05291 128 97 22 9
1453 I just kept my expenses down, saved for years, and then finally left the rat race...but enough about me...What brings you to paradise? 1.3125 0.05173 128 96 24 8
1454 You'll Get the Hang of It. 1.3125 0.05518 128 99 18 11
1455 You’re not from around here, are you? 1.3125 0.04803 128 93 30 5
1456 Glad I'm not in your shoe anymore. 1.3125 0.05518 128 99 18 11
1457 Welcome - to MY little piece of heaven. 1.3125 0.05053 128 95 26 7
1458 Live a little 1.3125 0.05291 128 97 22 9
1459 Dropped in for a drink after work? Any limes in that briefcase? 1.3125 0.04540 128 91 34 3
1460 Are you escaping my wife too? 1.3125 0.05053 128 95 26 7
1461 Dude, what happened to the regular DoorDash guy? 1.3125 0.04929 128 94 28 6
1462 It's been 620 days, at least take the tie off, 1.3125 0.04929 128 94 28 6
1463 I hope you have some SP15 in that suitcase. 1.3125 0.04929 128 97 24 7
1464 I know you're not real, but I've had a hard day and could really use a drink. 1.3125 0.04929 128 94 28 6
1465 Could you say tax evasion just a little louder?... 1.3125 0.05173 128 96 24 8
1466 You'll have to leave. I am social distancing. 1.3125 0.05053 128 95 26 7
1467 Six feet away please. 1.3125 0.05173 128 96 24 8
1468 Dude ! How did you manage not to even get wet ? 1.3125 0.05053 128 95 26 7
1469 Yeah, it’s a bitch - no rum. 1.3125 0.05053 128 95 26 7
1470 Hey man, I think you lost your shoe. 1.3125 0.05406 128 98 20 10
1471 Your Mai Tai is here and the General Tsao's Chicken is on it's way." 1.3125 0.04803 128 93 30 5
1472 I’m from the IRS. 1.3125 0.05406 128 98 20 10
1473 Sorry, but this island is taken. 1.3125 0.05053 128 95 26 7
1474 I hope that briefcase has limes in it. 1.3125 0.04803 128 93 30 5
1475 It's 5 O'Clock somewhere, and we must be somewhere. 1.3125 0.05173 128 96 24 8
1476 Sorry, man. This is the last one. 1.3125 0.04540 128 91 34 3
1477 You're welcome to join me, after you quarantine for 14 days 1.3125 0.04929 128 94 28 6
1478 No, you're my hallucination! 1.3125 0.04929 128 94 28 6
1479 Dude, it's all in the attitude! 1.3125 0.05291 128 97 22 9
1480 Hey, I appreciate your effort but I'm going to stick with term policy. 1.3125 0.04673 128 92 32 4
1481 Yeah, first class was good. How was coach? 1.3125 0.05291 128 97 22 9
1482 You really need to re-evaluate your priorities, dude. 1.3125 0.05053 128 95 26 7
1483 Name's Wilson. 1.3125 0.05406 128 98 20 10
1484 You should have started a YouTube Channel instead of going to college. 1.3125 0.04673 128 92 32 4
1485 Its just a cartoon. So enjoy! 1.3125 0.05291 128 97 22 9
1486 Have you considered flood insurance? 1.3125 0.05173 128 96 24 8
1487 She won, right? 1.3125 0.05053 128 95 26 7
1488 Before you ask me, there are no umbrellas left. 1.3125 0.05173 128 96 24 8
1489 Do you want to be in my bubble? 1.3125 0.05053 128 95 26 7
1490 Per local ordinance, I will need you to remain on that side of the island for the next 14 days. 1.3125 0.05173 128 96 24 8
1491 I may be the 'cool' boss, but late is late. 1.3125 0.05053 128 95 26 7
1492 It’s a marathon, not a sprint 1.3125 0.04929 128 94 28 6
1493 Look, I don't care who you are. This one's taken. 1.3125 0.05053 128 95 26 7
1494 You’d better have a long charging cable in that briefcase 1.3125 0.05291 128 97 22 9
1495 Technically, I've already been served. 1.3125 0.05173 128 96 24 8
1496 Is that really what you were wearing when the boat sank? 1.3125 0.04673 128 92 32 4
1497 I’m sorry Dave, but I’ve been talking with some of the other guys and we just don’t think you fit in with the company culture 1.3125 0.05053 128 95 26 7
1498 Wonderful, let’s put your massage table to use 1.3125 0.04673 128 92 32 4
1499 All this for a fancy Zoom background? 1.3125 0.05173 128 96 24 8
1500 Oh, hey Wilson. 1.3125 0.05053 128 95 26 7
1501 US Census? Really? 1.3119 0.05483 109 81 22 6
1502 High tide at 4:00 1.3095 0.04972 126 93 27 6
1503 Nevermind, I decided I don't want to buy insurance. 1.3095 0.04972 126 93 27 6
1504 You weren’t cool in middle school and this desert island changes nothing. 1.3095 0.04709 126 91 31 4
1505 I just got dropped off by the tour boat for a two-hour ‘Solo Island Experience.’ How about you? 1.3095 0.04842 126 92 29 5
1506 Shirt. Tie. No service. 1.3095 0.05221 126 95 23 8
1507 Is your coconut half empty or half full?" 1.3095 0.04709 126 91 31 4
1508 For the thousandth time, I do not need any insurance!! 1.3095 0.05221 126 95 23 8
1509 It pays to go first class. 1.3095 0.05221 126 95 23 8
1510 One man's desolation is another man's vacation. 1.3095 0.04972 126 93 27 6
1511 I just googled, 'promo code for private island' and -- voila! 1.3095 0.05341 126 96 21 9
1512 I think you've come to the wrong desert island. 1.3095 0.05098 126 94 25 7
1513 Nice briefcase you idiot. You should've been shipwrecked with a lawn chair like me. 1.3095 0.04972 126 93 27 6
1514 It's fermented fish and rainwater. The bad news is we have to share the shot-nut and straw. 1.3095 0.05459 126 97 19 10
1515 I'd like another, please 1.3095 0.04709 126 91 31 4
1516 Downside: the food isn't very good Upside: it is all you can eat! 1.3095 0.05221 126 95 23 8
1517 How long is your commute? 1.3095 0.05459 126 97 19 10
1518 Thanks for coming with my approval of your raise to sign, but I signed it and left it with Karen in the office before leaving. Didn't you get the message? 1.3095 0.05221 126 95 23 8
1519 Well, as you can see, I am no longer in need of your retirement projections. 1.3095 0.04972 126 93 27 6
1520 Wasn't your fantasy always about being stranded on an island with a gorgeous blonde? 1.3095 0.04972 126 93 27 6
1521 And that's why a free market system is so unsustainable, even in a truly capitalist society. Anyway, want a sip? 1.3095 0.04842 126 92 29 5
1522 I wish you’d have brought some rum 1.3095 0.04972 126 93 27 6
1523 Why wouldn't I be relaxed? Only place left that's COVID free! 1.3095 0.05221 126 95 23 8
1524 See you got the Casual Friday memo. 1.3095 0.05098 126 94 25 7
1525 Look at the bright side ... the chances of us getting COVID-19 are minimal. 1.3095 0.05098 126 94 25 7
1526 I'm here to read your father's last will and testament 1.3095 0.05574 126 98 17 11
1527 Like I always said, the key to happiness is staying hydrated. 1.3095 0.05221 126 95 23 8
1528 Do you happen to have a lime? 1.3095 0.05098 126 94 25 7
1529 Where do you see yourself in five years? 1.3095 0.04972 126 93 27 6
1530 Sorry, you can't stay. This island isn't big enough for social distancing. 1.3095 0.05341 126 96 21 9
1531 Did you see my text? We need milk. 1.3095 0.05221 126 95 23 8
1532 No man, not an island. I'm more of an isthmus.” 1.3095 0.04709 126 91 31 4
1533 I'm loving this 'working from home' thing 1.3095 0.04842 126 92 29 5
1534 Dude, you just missed last call. 1.3095 0.04572 126 90 33 3
1535 Don’t be afraid of the desert island. Don’t let it dominate your life. 1.3095 0.05221 126 95 23 8
1536 Guess you didn't hear. A tie is no longer required. 1.3095 0.05221 126 95 23 8
1537 It's not Wall Street, but it is occupied. 1.3095 0.05098 126 94 25 7
1538 You're standing in my sun, dude. 1.3095 0.05221 126 95 23 8
1539 Sorry, Chap. You had to have been 1st Class to enter the VIP lounge. 1.3095 0.05098 126 94 25 7
1540 I'm taking a personal day. 1.3095 0.05459 126 97 19 10
1541 Dude, if you were on a boat with a tie and a briefcase, you deserve to be shipwrecked. And no, you may not call my coconut ´Wilson.' 1.3095 0.04972 126 93 27 6
1542 Your problem is you don't know how to relax. 1.3095 0.05098 126 94 25 7
1543 Palm tree fake. Coconut fake. Suntan fake. It’s all fake. Is that news to you? 1.3095 0.05341 126 96 21 9
1544 Unless your firm offers flood insurance, it’s a hard pass. 1.3095 0.04972 126 93 27 6
1545 Are you here for the 2020 Fyre Fest too? 1.3095 0.05221 126 95 23 8
1546 Dude, the scavenger hunt was over last week... 1.3095 0.04842 126 92 29 5
1547 Dude! I call it my "I'm glad I'm here instead of in America" drink. 1.3095 0.05098 126 94 25 7
1548 Didn't you get my email? 1.3095 0.04972 126 93 27 6
1549 You need to unwind, a little bit, man. 1.3095 0.05098 126 94 25 7
1550 No WiFi Bro. Chill. 1.3095 0.05098 126 94 25 7
1551 I traded the internet for mermaid visiting privileges ? 1.3095 0.04709 126 91 31 4
1552 Hey... being washed up isn’t so bad. 1.3095 0.05459 126 97 19 10
1553 just leave it by the tree. I'll tip you in the app 1.3095 0.04709 126 91 31 4
1554 The weather is here, I wish you were beautiful. 1.3095 0.04972 126 93 27 6
1555 It's a different kind of stimulus. 1.3095 0.05221 126 95 23 8
1556 The only rule on this island is to stay six feet apart. 1.3095 0.04572 126 90 33 3
1557 The real mirage was your promotion. 1.3095 0.05341 126 96 21 9
1558 It's reverse college, man- arrive an accountant, leave a lifeguard. 1.3095 0.05098 126 94 25 7
1559 I said coconut. What’s covid? 1.3095 0.05459 126 97 19 10
1560 You know very well it takes both of us to make our economy work. 1.3095 0.05098 126 94 25 7
1561 You'll need your own chair. 1.3095 0.05098 126 94 25 7
1562 Way to ruin my quarantine, dude. 1.3095 0.05341 126 96 21 9
1563 I thought they voted you off the island. 1.3095 0.05098 126 94 25 7
1564 Oh good, someone got my accounting questions in a bottle. 1.3095 0.04842 126 92 29 5
1565 Appreciate the house call, but I’m gettin mucho vitamin D as is. 1.3095 0.05098 126 94 25 7
1566 I told you last time, I don't need any. 1.3095 0.05098 126 94 25 7
1567 Welcome to the 1% 1.3095 0.05221 126 95 23 8
1568 Dude, your biggest concern is sunscreen. 1.3095 0.05098 126 94 25 7
1569 Sorry you made the trip, but I already mailed in my census form! 1.3095 0.04842 126 92 29 5
1570 I hope that’s the rum I ordered. 1.3095 0.05098 126 94 25 7
1571 I told you putting all that time in would get you nowhere. 1.3095 0.05098 126 94 25 7
1572 Can I get a refill? 1.3095 0.04972 126 93 27 6
1573 Did you get the liquor license? 1.3095 0.04972 126 93 27 6
1574 Census, shamensus, sit down and have a drink! 1.3095 0.05098 126 94 25 7
1575 You must be new here. 1.3095 0.05341 126 96 21 9
1576 Want a drink? They come with these fancy umbrellas. 1.3095 0.05221 126 95 23 8
1577 Hey..where am I? I've been trying to get home from work since March." 1.3095 0.05221 126 95 23 8
1578 You the new bartender I asked for? 1.3095 0.04972 126 93 27 6
1579 I guess I'm a glass half full kind of guy. 1.3095 0.04842 126 92 29 5
1580 It takes awhile, but you'll get used to remote working too. 1.3095 0.04972 126 93 27 6
1581 I hear you're the best lawyer in three atolls 1.3095 0.04842 126 92 29 5
1582 You're just in time for happy hour. 1.3095 0.05098 126 94 25 7
1583 Sorry Dude. First one here get's the lounge chair. 1.3095 0.05098 126 94 25 7
1584 I'm on a time share - you? 1.3095 0.04972 126 93 27 6
1585 Sorry it was the last straw... 1.3095 0.04842 126 92 29 5
1586 Dude, you're ruining the vibe here... 1.3095 0.04842 126 92 29 5
1587 Tough year? 1.3095 0.05098 126 94 25 7
1588 Last coconut. What’s in the suitcase? 1.3095 0.05459 126 97 19 10
1589 Okay, so this is not Margaritaville? 1.3095 0.05221 126 95 23 8
1590 I’m the ghost of corporate past. 1.3095 0.04842 126 92 29 5
1591 This must be your first day working from home. Don’t worry - it gets easier. 1.3095 0.04972 126 93 27 6
1592 If you get any closer, I'm going to have to ask you to wear your mask. 1.3095 0.05098 126 94 25 7
1593 You will get to where I am at, if you just work hard enough 1.3095 0.05098 126 94 25 7
1594 Anything new back on the mainland? 1.3095 0.05341 126 96 21 9
1595 Bodaciously old school get up, dude! You're just in time for "Happy Hour." 1.3095 0.05221 126 95 23 8
1596 Sydney, relax! The 'Coconut Umbrella Drink Coalition' is killing 'em in the Off Shore Moderate Palm Tree Island States!" 1.3095 0.05797 126 100 13 13
1597 Sorry, dude. This is the last coconut. 1.3095 0.04972 126 93 27 6
1598 Did you bring my absentee ballot? 1.3095 0.04972 126 93 27 6
1599 Sorry, bro. I don’t hire washed-up agents. 1.3095 0.05221 126 95 23 8
1600 You may want to slip into something more comfortable. 1.3095 0.05221 126 95 23 8
1601 I told you that commute is murder! 1.3095 0.04972 126 93 27 6
1602 I hope you're gender fluid. 1.3095 0.05341 126 96 21 9
1603 I’m not sure if there is a USB on the island. 1.3095 0.05221 126 95 23 8
1604 This is first. Economy's desert island is about 2 miles that way. 1.3095 0.04972 126 93 27 6
1605 Fellah, you are what I would call a First World problem. 1.3095 0.05221 126 95 23 8
1606 I hope you mailed in your ballot already. 1.3095 0.05098 126 94 25 7
1607 Boat passes every week. But is it really being rescued? 1.3095 0.04972 126 93 27 6
1608 Personally, I think sticking to your normal routine is bumming you out. 1.3095 0.04842 126 92 29 5
1609 what are you doing here? I sent you a message in a bottle that the convention was cancelled. 1.3095 0.05221 126 95 23 8
1610 Dude, this is a civilization-free zone. 1.3095 0.05341 126 96 21 9
1611 The internship is unpaid, but at least you're on an island. 1.3095 0.04972 126 93 27 6
1612 Last call. 1.3095 0.05098 126 94 25 7
1613 I knew we’d meet again. 1.3095 0.04972 126 93 27 6
1614 So those airplane flotation devices really do the job. 1.3095 0.04709 126 91 31 4
1615 You do know of course,your arrival means fourteen days of self- quarantine. 1.3095 0.05221 126 95 23 8
1616 The good news is: This a real plastic straw. 1.3095 0.05341 126 96 21 9
1617 Ah, my accountant! 1.3095 0.05341 126 96 21 9
1618 No, it’s the last one. 1.3095 0.04709 126 91 31 4
1619 So this is what first class is like 1.3095 0.05341 126 96 21 9
1620 Got any ice in there? 1.3095 0.05459 126 97 19 10
1621 First class does have it's advantages. 1.3095 0.05221 126 95 23 8
1622 Ah, finally! I would really like a refill. 1.3095 0.04972 126 93 27 6
1623 Well, I do have to put on a shirt for the Zoom meetings... 1.3095 0.05098 126 94 25 7
1624 Relax! It is what it is! 1.3095 0.04842 126 92 29 5
1625 Just waiting out the pandemic myself, and what brings you here? 1.3095 0.05341 126 96 21 9
1626 Take your shoe off! Stay for a while! 1.3095 0.04972 126 93 27 6
1627 Safe flight? 1.3095 0.05221 126 95 23 8
1628 Hey, at least you don't have to use a fake Zoom background anymore. 1.3095 0.04709 126 91 31 4
1629 C’mon, dude. Flood insurance? 1.3095 0.04972 126 93 27 6
1630 Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world look who walks into mine. 1.3095 0.04972 126 93 27 6
1631 I’m self-isolating. Want a drink? 1.3095 0.05098 126 94 25 7
1632 Just look to your left and right for properties that are underwater. 1.3095 0.04972 126 93 27 6
1633 No closer than 6 feet, please. 1.3095 0.05098 126 94 25 7
1634 Good timing! It's Happy Hour! 1.3095 0.04972 126 93 27 6
1635 Just try a hydroxychloroquine cocktail! 1.3095 0.05221 126 95 23 8
1636 Relax duuuude ! - if you like pina coladas and walks in the rain you will be fine here ! 1.3095 0.04709 126 91 31 4
1637 Sometimes there’s reception over there 1.3095 0.05341 126 96 21 9
1638 Congratulations. You’ve successfully cracked level 2020! 1.3095 0.04972 126 93 27 6
1639 Sorry man, you shouldn't have quit your day job. In a couple years there will only be enough room for one lawn chair on this island. 1.3095 0.04709 126 91 31 4
1640 Did you happen to bring sunscreen? 1.3095 0.05098 126 94 25 7
1641 Hi Dad, this remote learning thing is not so bad... 1.3095 0.05221 126 95 23 8
1642 Sorry, but I asked for no ice. 1.3095 0.04842 126 92 29 5
1643 I think you have the wrong island 1.3095 0.05221 126 95 23 8
1644 Unlike you, I'm not considered essential, you must be proud 1.3095 0.05098 126 94 25 7
1645 I told you it wasn’t walking distance 1.3095 0.04709 126 91 31 4
1646 This isn't the sex on the beach I had in mind. 1.3095 0.05341 126 96 21 9
1647 Relax. No COVID here, dude. 1.3077 0.05355 117 88 22 7
1648 Finally, someone to talk to about my career as a top influencer on Instagram and Twitter." 1.3077 0.05306 104 76 24 4
1649 PAYING internship? Where the hell did you get that idea? Now about that refill... 1.3077 0.05306 104 76 24 4
1650 Told you you should have taken those "what would you bring to a deserted island" questions seriously 1.3071 0.05063 127 95 25 7
1651 Dude, you shouldn't bring work with you on vacation. 1.3065 0.05270 124 94 22 8
1652 If you are trying so hard to have me settle, then you must not feel you have an airtight case 1.3065 0.04606 124 89 32 3
1653 I might eat you. 1.3065 0.05144 124 93 24 7
1654 Sorry, this was the last coconut. 1.3065 0.05015 124 92 26 6
1655 It was either sit through Cruising With The Stars for the 17th time or swim for it. 1.3065 0.04882 124 91 28 5
1656 On the plus side, no extradition. 1.3065 0.05015 124 92 26 6
1657 Finally, someone here to put sunscreen on my back. 1.3065 0.05015 124 92 26 6
1658 First time on unemployment? 1.3065 0.05144 124 93 24 7
1659 Yeah the service takes a while. 1.3065 0.04746 124 90 30 4
1660 I was afraid you were here to rescue me. 1.3065 0.04882 124 91 28 5
1661 Great, you’re here. I want to sue this palm tree. 1.3065 0.05393 124 95 20 9
1662 This island is only 6 feet in diameter, so unless you can show me a clean test from the last five days... 1.3065 0.05144 124 93 24 7
1663 Go find your own deserted island" 1.3065 0.05393 124 95 20 9
1664 Dude, the tie, the briefcase, you’re harshing my mellow. 1.3065 0.04746 124 90 30 4
1665 Can I take a deduction on the whole island since it's technically my workplace? 1.3065 0.05270 124 94 22 8
1666 I told you over the phone. I don’t need homeowners insurance! 1.3065 0.04746 124 90 30 4
1667 You will adjust. 1.3065 0.04746 124 90 30 4
1668 Sorry. This island is only six feet wide. 1.3065 0.04882 124 91 28 5
1669 Welcome to Yale University Paradise Island! You must be a Trump University Graduate? 1.3065 0.05270 124 94 22 8
1670 You should've worn a mask. 1.3065 0.05393 124 95 20 9
1671 Have a sip, dude. Mi casa es su casa. 1.3065 0.05144 124 93 24 7
1672 I use to be just like you. 1.3065 0.05015 124 92 26 6
1673 So much for quarantining. 1.3065 0.04882 124 91 28 5
1674 I take Casual Fridays very seriously. 1.3065 0.05015 124 92 26 6
1675 Relax. Life is good. 1.3065 0.05746 124 98 14 12
1676 Sorry, you just missed happy hour. 1.3065 0.05393 124 95 20 9
1677 Dinner"s not ready yet Have a cocktail? 1.3065 0.05144 124 93 24 7
1678 Be a dear and top me off? 1.3065 0.05015 124 92 26 6
1679 Hey, I just figured if you have to self-isolate you might as well enjoy yourself. And you? 1.3065 0.05015 124 92 26 6
1680 Man,you should have listened to your mama and become a software developer! 1.3065 0.05270 124 94 22 8
1681 Well, in that case, I hope you like getting caught in the rain. 1.3065 0.05144 124 93 24 7
1682 You might want to grab a coconut. This may take a while. 1.3065 0.05015 124 92 26 6
1683 It's a five foot island so no, you're not social distanced. 1.3065 0.05144 124 93 24 7
1684 Look, Trevor, you got YOUR tie and I got MY tai! 1.3065 0.05393 124 95 20 9
1685 Sorry, this Blue Lagoon. Cast Away is across the bay on your right 1.3065 0.05746 124 98 14 12
1686 I know you're on coronacation sir, but I really need to get your covid test done. 1.3065 0.04461 124 88 34 2
1687 Yeah. I'm just waiting for my ship to come in. 1.3065 0.05144 124 93 24 7
1688 Man, you look like I feel. 1.3065 0.05015 124 92 26 6
1689 I'm afraid you're going to have to drink from your shoe. 1.3065 0.05393 124 95 20 9
1690 Think of it as the vacation you were always meaning to take.... 1.3065 0.04882 124 91 28 5
1691 Are you the ghost of shipwreck past? 1.3065 0.05270 124 94 22 8
1692 they say that no man is an island,but it’s worked out pretty well for me in 2020 1.3065 0.05144 124 93 24 7
1693 I’ll consider you a mirage. 1.3065 0.05144 124 93 24 7
1694 Once you get the hang of it, you'll find this place IS paradise 1.3065 0.04882 124 91 28 5
1695 Do you like pina coladas and getting caught in the rain? 1.3065 0.04882 124 91 28 5
1696 I’ve been on this remote island since March. What’d I miss? 1.3065 0.05393 124 95 20 9
1697 Good timing. They're building a Starbucks here next week. 1.3065 0.04882 124 91 28 5
1698 Usually this dream ends differently, but I shouldn’t complain in 2020? 1.3065 0.05270 124 94 22 8
1699 Wow, looks like you had a bad day, want a sip? 1.3065 0.05015 124 92 26 6
1700 They say to work hard, but you really just have to marry rich." 1.3065 0.04882 124 91 28 5
1701 „I told you it’s safer to work from home nowadays” 1.3065 0.04882 124 91 28 5
1702 While you are at it, would you grab me another coconut? 1.3065 0.05631 124 97 16 11
1703 Feel free to take off your tie, we're casual here! 1.3040 0.04849 125 92 28 5
1704 Sorry, find another island for 14 days... 1.3040 0.05233 125 95 22 8
1705 I asked for a sweet Bahama Mama, not a bitter Americano. 1.3040 0.04980 125 93 26 6
1706 So your story is that you wanted to see the world ... 1.3040 0.05108 125 94 24 7
1707 Welcome aboard mate. Feel free to climb up and get yourself a drink. 1.3033 0.05446 122 94 19 9
1708 Who needs WeWork when you can have WeDrink? 1.3033 0.05059 122 91 25 6
1709 Dude, find your own bubble. 1.3033 0.05320 122 93 21 8
1710 Relaxing through quarantine on unemployment vs. working through it 1.3033 0.05191 122 92 23 7
1711 It's not so bad being stranded here but the service is really slow. 1.3033 0.05191 122 92 23 7
1712 Like, six feet, dude! 1.3033 0.05320 122 93 21 8
1713 What's Covid-19? 1.3033 0.04923 122 90 27 5
1714 It's gonna be a while so just sit down and wait. 1.3033 0.05320 122 93 21 8
1715 This is the VIP lounge. Business class is the next island over. 1.3033 0.05191 122 92 23 7
1716 No, my car warranty is still in force..... 1.3033 0.04923 122 90 27 5
1717 This whole social distancing thing has been a walk in the park, don’t ya think? 1.3033 0.05059 122 91 25 6
1718 I dub thee T.G.I. Friday. 1.3016 0.04947 126 94 26 6
1719 I'd offer you a drink, but we'll need to wait for low tide" 1.3016 0.04683 126 92 30 4
1720 Dude! It’s called making coconut water out of coconuts. 1.3008 0.05529 123 96 17 10
1721 Dude, you thought that the New Yorker had stopped running desert-island cartoons? 1.3008 0.05155 123 93 23 7
1722 Chill out man and catch some rays, you can use them. 1.3008 0.04889 123 91 27 5
1723 Order the Mai Tai, it's the specialty." 1.3000 0.05371 120 92 20 8
1724 Any chance that's a suitcase full of rum? 1.3000 0.05104 120 90 24 6
1725 I assume you've got my presidential pardon in that briefcase. 1.3000 0.05239 120 91 22 7
1726 If it's any consolation, you were my first wish. 1.3000 0.05239 120 91 22 7
1727 Its a matter of perspective. 1.3000 0.05500 120 93 18 9
1728 Good of you to come by, man, but I don't need insurance. 1.3000 0.05239 120 91 22 7
1729 Just take the tree and go. 1.3000 0.05239 120 91 22 7
1730 As long as you're up I'll have another Mai Tai. 1.3000 0.05371 120 92 20 8
1731 I sure hope you have more drink umbrellas in there. 1.3000 0.04965 120 89 26 5
1732 Which airline did you take? 1.3000 0.05239 120 91 22 7
1733 My fees have doubled, sir. 1.3000 0.05371 120 92 20 8
1734 I'm gonna pass on that life insurance. 1.3000 0.05239 120 91 22 7
1735 Who gave you permission to be in my illusion? 1.3000 0.04822 120 88 28 4
1736 My IRS due check is in the bottle. 1.3000 0.05371 120 92 20 8
1737 The First Rule of Desert Island Club is you do not talk about Desert Island Club. 1.3000 0.05500 120 93 18 9
1738 Tough day at the office buddy? 1.3000 0.05239 120 91 22 7
1739 So how's 2020 been going? 1.2981 0.05614 104 79 19 6
1740 I was terrified at first, but then I said to myself, what could be a better place to sequester. 1.2975 0.05068 121 91 24 6
1741 I don't care how hard you worked to get a position here. Where do you see yourself in 5 years? 1.2975 0.05068 121 91 24 6
1742 I'm the self-absorbed prick on a private island who tells you to vote for Trump. 1.2973 0.05519 111 85 19 7
1743 It is an unpaid position, but internships look great on a resume. 1.2966 0.05424 118 91 19 8
1744 Dude, six feet please. And what? no mask? 1.2966 0.05289 118 90 21 7
1745 Dude, six feet please. 1.2966 0.05008 118 88 25 5
1746 If you have a straw, we can share. 1.2966 0.05008 118 88 25 5
1747 Possession is nine-tenths of the law. 1.2966 0.05150 118 89 23 6
1748 I decided to go in another direction. 1.2966 0.05289 118 90 21 7
1749 Sure, you can hang dude, but social distancing rules. 1.2966 0.05289 118 90 21 7
1750 I may be a hallucination, but this Coconut Key Lime Momtini is the real deal. 1.2966 0.05150 118 89 23 6
1751 Shoulda taken the package, just saying. 1.2966 0.04709 118 86 29 3
1752 No mask, no entry, no exceptions 1.2966 0.05556 118 92 17 9
1753 Life’s a beach...but you’ll get used to it. 1.2966 0.05150 118 89 23 6
1754 You have to get up early to claim a sunbed 1.2966 0.05008 118 88 25 5
1755 Don't suppose you have any pretzels in that case? 1.2966 0.05150 118 89 23 6
1756 I dunno, man. I highly doubt one can "own" an island. 1.2966 0.04861 118 87 27 4
1757 Stranded in a state of mind. 1.2966 0.05289 118 90 21 7
1758 My man, I'm not here to make friends. 1.2966 0.05289 118 90 21 7
1759 ... and please remember to stay six feet apart 1.2966 0.05150 118 89 23 6
1760 Dude, your career is on the next island over. 1.2966 0.05289 118 90 21 7
1761 The first one is on the house. 1.2966 0.05150 118 89 23 6
1762 Better drinkup. High tide is climbin' time. 1.2966 0.05424 118 91 19 8
1763 I don't wanna know 1.2966 0.05008 118 88 25 5
1764 Sorry sir, you room isn’t quite ready. 1.2966 0.05289 118 90 21 7
1765 Mine was a pilot error. 1.2966 0.05424 118 91 19 8
1766 You won't be offended if I give my fence guy a call, will you? 1.2966 0.05150 118 89 23 6
1767 Work sucks. Am I right? 1.2966 0.05150 118 89 23 6
1768 Weird. The last guy who washed up was named Todd. 1.2966 0.04861 118 87 27 4
1769 Ship or plane? 1.2966 0.05289 118 90 21 7
1770 And that's why you take the job with unlimited vacation. 1.2966 0.05289 118 90 21 7
1771 oh ... and next time you’re out this way, I could use a bigger umbrella 1.2966 0.05150 118 89 23 6
1772 I think you'd be more successful selling refrigerators to Eskimos 1.2966 0.05424 118 91 19 8
1773 Sorry bud, you're going to have to go quarantine for 14 days. 1.2966 0.04861 118 87 27 4
1774 Swim with the current, dude. A philosophy you might wanna try. 1.2966 0.05289 118 90 21 7
1775 Had you asked for directions you would have been here ages ago. 1.2966 0.05150 118 89 23 6
1776 I know what you're going to say. The island isn't up to code. It's the sharks, isn't it? 1.2966 0.04861 118 87 27 4
1777 It's all about the Zoom background. 1.2966 0.05424 118 91 19 8
1778 Brought it here from the cruise ship in February. Said they'd be right back........ 1.2966 0.05289 118 90 21 7
1779 But, hey, at least there are no political ads here. 1.2966 0.04861 118 87 27 4
1780 Sorry pal - the zoning laws here only allow one castaway per island. 1.2966 0.05150 118 89 23 6
1781 So, what do your actuarial tables say my chances are for getting another Mai Tai? 1.2966 0.05008 118 88 25 5
1782 It’s a laissez faire economy these days 1.2966 0.05008 118 88 25 5
1783 What's the Wi-Fi password? 1.2966 0.05008 118 88 25 5
1784 The worst thing about this is I can’t wax my chest 1.2959 0.05840 98 75 17 6
1785 Can we reschedule to next Tuesday? 1.2941 0.04971 119 89 25 5
1786 It's all in the way that you look at it. 1.2941 0.04826 119 88 27 4
1787 See the problem is you’re paying your taxes 1.2941 0.04826 119 88 27 4
1788 I had to work hard to get here, too. My father originally wanted to give me a plot of land in Nebraska. 1.2941 0.04676 119 87 29 3
1789 Woah there partner. This town ain't big enough for the two of us. 1.2931 0.05051 116 87 24 5
1790 Hey Man, you think you can work from here? 1.2931 0.05051 116 87 24 5
1791 Sorry. But I only have one chair. 1.2931 0.04900 116 86 26 4
1792 Welcome to paradise. You look like you need sun and a drink! 1.2931 0.04900 116 86 26 4
1793 You just missed high tide. 1.2931 0.05197 116 88 22 6
1794 You won't be needing that briefcase. 1.2931 0.05478 116 90 18 8
1795 Took you long enough to get here! 1.2931 0.05197 116 88 22 6
1796 Sorry. No solicitors. 1.2931 0.05478 116 90 18 8
1797 Looks like you forgot it was Casual Everyday. 1.2931 0.05478 116 90 18 8
1798 Dude, I'm quarantining here. Keep your distance. 1.2931 0.05197 116 88 22 6
1799 Not seeing your privilege is part of your privilege. 1.2931 0.05197 116 88 22 6
1800 You think YOU had a hard day! I had to make this paper drink unbrella all by myself! 1.2931 0.05478 116 90 18 8
1801 yeah, sorry guy, this is the last one. 1.2931 0.05051 116 87 24 5
1802 You'll have to quarantine for 14 days. 1.2931 0.05051 116 87 24 5
1803 I guess you didn't get the memo. 1.2931 0.05051 116 87 24 5
1804 Hey dude you here for a tropical VaCay too. 1.2931 0.05478 116 90 18 8
1805 This isn't what I meant by "offshore accounting," Bill. 1.2931 0.05340 116 89 20 7
1806 You want the apocalypse island. It's three reefs down on the right. 1.2931 0.05340 116 89 20 7
1807 Sorry bro, we don't allow immigrants 😂 1.2931 0.05197 116 88 22 6
1808 We’re all in this together, 1.2931 0.04900 116 86 26 4
1809 I used to be like you once 1.2931 0.05340 116 89 20 7
1810 Sorry, I'm booked up. Make an appointment for next week. 1.2920 0.05134 113 85 23 5
1811 I told you not to interrupt me on my vacation, Jenkins, but since you're here go ahead and give me the sales update. 1.2909 0.05222 110 83 22 5
1812 Dude, it’s all about attitude 1.2909 0.05379 110 84 20 6
1813 Did you remember the Maraschinos? 1.2909 0.05222 110 83 22 5
1814 Welcome to the island. Call me Hannibal. 1.2909 0.05532 110 85 18 7
1815 Relax, I've been self-quarantined for three years. 1.2909 0.05532 110 85 18 7
1816 Yeah, I had trouble with the hotel laundry, too. 1.2909 0.05059 110 82 24 4
1817 Let me guess, three stopovers and a middle seat in a budget airline? 1.2909 0.04892 110 81 26 3
1818 We have adopted very strict immigration laws on the island. I'm afraid you will have to swim back to your s***hole country. 1.2909 0.05532 110 85 18 7
1819 Yes, this is what you abandoned your job, wife, and kids for. And no, there aren't any more beach chairs. 1.2909 0.05222 110 83 22 5
1820 The view is great, but the service is spotty at best. 1.2909 0.05532 110 85 18 7
1821 I remember my first plane crash on a deserted island... 1.2909 0.05379 110 84 20 6
1822 If that briefcase doesn't hold the answer to climate change, please tell me at least you brought me a bottle of rum? 1.2909 0.04892 110 81 26 3
1823 Remember when someone asked you "What one thing would you need if you were stranded on a desert island?" Well, I didn't say "my briefcase." 1.2909 0.04892 110 81 26 3
1824 If life gives you sand and coconuts. Just chill 1.2909 0.05532 110 85 18 7
1825 Join me for Happy Hour? 1.2909 0.05222 110 83 22 5
1826 It's $350 a night, all-inclusive. 1.2909 0.05379 110 84 20 6
1827 That’s not 6ft, bro! 1.2909 0.05532 110 85 18 7
1828 Dude, I said surfboards. 1.2909 0.05681 110 86 16 8
1829 This is your brain on drugs 1.2909 0.05222 110 83 22 5
1830 While you're up, could you get me another? 1.2909 0.05379 110 84 20 6
1831 You just don’t understand how hard a day it was for me. 1.2909 0.05222 110 83 22 5
1832 You don't happen to have a pineapple in there, do you? 1.2909 0.05681 110 86 16 8
1833 Bob, I know what you're thinking. The whole idea of a timeshare just isn't for you. Well, let me change your mind about that in just a few short years. 1.2909 0.05222 110 83 22 5
1834 I said "doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take? Doctor: “put the lie in the coconut and call me in the morning.” 1.2909 0.05826 110 87 14 9
1835 Good news: We're isolated from all the madness. Bad news: My glasses are hiding my pink eye. 1.2909 0.05059 110 82 24 4
1836 I voted by mail. 1.2909 0.05059 110 82 24 4
1837 Yeah working remotely was so boring today. I miss the office camaraderie you know? 1.2909 0.04892 110 81 26 3
1838 Relax and stay a while. 1.2909 0.05059 110 82 24 4
1839 Oh God -- I hope you're not another aggressive dermatologist." 1.2909 0.05681 110 86 16 8
1840 Dude, just have a few of these and years will fly by. 1.2909 0.05681 110 86 16 8
1841 I'm president, congress and the supreme court. Welcome to paradise! 1.2909 0.05222 110 83 22 5
1842 You look like you could use a coconut. Next crop’s on me. 1.2909 0.05379 110 84 20 6
1843 I skipped out on 2020 early. 1.2909 0.05532 110 85 18 7
1844 Relax, no one can find you here! 1.2909 0.05059 110 82 24 4
1845 Well, you just had to trial to the future, didn’t you. So how was 2020? 1.2909 0.05681 110 86 16 8
1846 I figured, “Okay, you’re stuck in a trope—you may as well enjoy it.” 1.2909 0.05222 110 83 22 5
1847 Bummer, dude. You're gonna hafta stay in quarantine for two weeks before you can get me another drink. 1.2909 0.05379 110 84 20 6
1848 Welcome to Orgy Island, dude. Let's get started. 1.2909 0.05379 110 84 20 6
1849 It's the same stuff the president takes in situations like this. 1.2909 0.05532 110 85 18 7
1850 Your email said 'tax haven'... 1.2909 0.05222 110 83 22 5
1851 Were you expecting your mirage to be female? 1.2909 0.05379 110 84 20 6
1852 Do you have something a little less festive? 1.2909 0.05532 110 85 18 7
1853 If you think your day was hard, try getting a refill around here. 1.2909 0.05681 110 86 16 8
1854 Hey, man. Thanks for making the trip. Working remotely has been chill, but I’m sure you agree it’s important to have face-to-face meetings from time to time. 1.2909 0.05379 110 84 20 6
1855 I got a 10 out of 10 rating for my Skype room, how about you? 1.2909 0.05532 110 85 18 7
1856 Is that really the last coconut? 1.2909 0.05379 110 84 20 6
1857 Are you SURE you want to be rescued? 1.2906 0.05300 117 90 20 7
1858 It's an East Coast, West Coast Desert island kinda thing. 1.2906 0.05300 117 90 20 7
1859 So, has West Nile cleared up yet? 1.2906 0.05159 117 89 22 6
1860 You look like you need a vacation!" 1.2906 0.05437 117 91 18 8
1861 It's called a Quarantini, but you had to order before you went into quarantine. 1.2906 0.05014 117 88 24 5
1862 We haven't had wifi for months 1.2906 0.04865 117 87 26 4
1863 Dibs. 1.2906 0.05159 117 89 22 6
1864 Do I deny the charges? I live in denial! 1.2906 0.05014 117 88 24 5
1865 If you don't have a job or family to get back to--are you even stranded? 1.2906 0.05300 117 90 20 7
1866 When I said "Let's have a meeting", I meant by Zoom 1.2906 0.05159 117 89 22 6
1867 Welcome to Fire Fest, bro! 1.2906 0.05300 117 90 20 7
1868 I dig the census and your timely, decadal visits... 1.2906 0.04865 117 87 26 4
1869 The umbrella also works as a paddle when we find a boat. 1.2906 0.05159 117 89 22 6
1870 Who farted? 1.2906 0.05437 117 91 18 8
1871 Did you remember to bring that lost shaker of salt? 1.2906 0.05437 117 91 18 8
1872 I’ve come to tell you your PPP application was not accepted 1.2906 0.05014 117 88 24 5
1873 Before I give you a sip, dude, when was the last time you were tested for The Covid? 1.2906 0.05300 117 90 20 7
1874 I'm not just the bartender, I'm president of the HOA too! 1.2906 0.05159 117 89 22 6
1875 Sorry, dude...I don't have my wallet with me. Good luck on the next island...... 1.2906 0.05571 117 92 16 9
1876 Sure. It’s yours. I was done when the ice melted. 1.2906 0.05300 117 90 20 7
1877 My story isn’t nearly as dramatic. The ocean came to ME. 1.2906 0.05300 117 90 20 7
1878 I'll be glad to share if another straw washes up at high tide. 1.2906 0.05159 117 89 22 6
1879 I told you. It's not how much you make, it's how little you pay in taxes. 1.2906 0.05159 117 89 22 6
1880 You left, saying you wanted a 'better lifestyle.' Did you find it? 1.2906 0.05300 117 90 20 7
1881 Yeah, pretty good thanks. Yourself? 1.2906 0.05014 117 88 24 5
1882 I got in on the ground floor of that "Global Warming" thing. 1.2906 0.05437 117 91 18 8
1883 We all miss the office. 1.2906 0.05159 117 89 22 6
1884 We knew it was going to be a tough commute. 1.2906 0.05014 117 88 24 5
1885 Does this mean it’s the last straw? 1.2906 0.05300 117 90 20 7
1886 Bro, the service here sucks since the sea level rose 1.2906 0.04865 117 87 26 4
1887 First of all, my coconut production is way down this year, and I want to take a big deduction for that. 1.2906 0.05014 117 88 24 5
1888 I thought we agreed on 3,000 miles social distancing. 1.2906 0.05300 117 90 20 7
1889 Sorry, dude, no room at the inn. 1.2906 0.05159 117 89 22 6
1890 You're new aren't ya, dude? 1.2906 0.05159 117 89 22 6
1891 GrubHub,I assume? 1.2906 0.05159 117 89 22 6
1892 I was furloughed in March. 1.2906 0.04865 117 87 26 4
1893 That’s hella wild, brah. I, too, am a census taker. 1.2906 0.05014 117 88 24 5
1894 I thought we were meeting on Zoom. 1.2906 0.04865 117 87 26 4
1895 " First, we need to go over my social distancing protocol. " 1.2906 0.05014 117 88 24 5
1896 Work from home finally got to you? 1.2906 0.05159 117 89 22 6
1897 Your vibe says bad news, bro. 1.2906 0.05300 117 90 20 7
1898 I want a rest cure, not a rescuer. 1.2906 0.05437 117 91 18 8
1899 Your stimulus check goes a long way here. 1.2906 0.05300 117 90 20 7
1900 Don’t let the virus ruin your life, Bro 1.2906 0.05159 117 89 22 6
1901 Either you leave or stay 1.2906 0.05300 117 90 20 7
1902 Dude, don’t tell me you still went to the office all this time 1.2906 0.05159 117 89 22 6
1903 Dude! I ordered a Mai Tai, not a necktie. 1.2906 0.05300 117 90 20 7
1904 Relax, man. There should be another coconut in a few months. 1.2895 0.05534 114 89 17 8
1905 Sorry, we closed our office in March. 1.2895 0.05392 114 88 19 7
1906 May I assume you are the Bacardi rep I sent for to fill my drink? 1.2895 0.05392 114 88 19 7
1907 Yeah, you're right, out here the umbrella really isn't necessary. 1.2895 0.04941 114 85 25 4
1908 So how did that alternate universe work out for you? 1.2870 0.05206 115 88 21 6
1909 Just where do you intend to quarantine for 14 days, man 1.2870 0.04904 115 86 25 4
1910 Let me guess--you flew 'economy.' 1.2870 0.05206 115 88 21 6
1911 No, I don't want to see your resume. 1.2870 0.05057 115 87 23 5
1912 You’re too late. I MAILED IN my ballot! 1.2870 0.04904 115 86 25 4
1913 No I didn't send my renewal on purpose 1.2870 0.05057 115 87 23 5
1914 This is what it looks like when you don't have to work from home 1.2870 0.05350 115 89 19 7
1915 I don't recognize you as an essential worker but, even then, I wouldn't recognize you. 1.2870 0.05206 115 88 21 6
1916 Sorry to say, the conference was last week. 1.2870 0.04746 115 85 27 3
1917 I am living the life! Why would I need to buy life insurance here? 1.2870 0.05491 115 90 17 8
1918 6ft apart buddy. can’t be too careful 1.2870 0.04904 115 86 25 4
1919 D. B. Cooper, I presume. 1.2870 0.04904 115 86 25 4
1920 When you look up you will see the white light that brought you here. 1.2870 0.05491 115 90 17 8
1921 I ordered the wrong drink, can you go back and get me a gin tonic? 1.2870 0.05350 115 89 19 7
1922 You’re lucky. My yacht will be back to pick me up in about an hour. 1.2870 0.04904 115 86 25 4
1923 My tie?” 1.2870 0.05350 115 89 19 7
1924 This was really the place to be before Greenland heated up. 1.2870 0.04904 115 86 25 4
1925 Would you happen to have brought any lime? 1.2870 0.05206 115 88 21 6
1926 I said come on over not come hell or high water. 1.2870 0.05057 115 87 23 5
1927 You should have come earlier. Most people have already left. 1.2870 0.04904 115 86 25 4
1928 Excuse me, but.....Can't your little story wait until we've refreshed my Pina Colada? 1.2870 0.05350 115 89 19 7
1929 Your office called. They want you to start working from home. 1.2870 0.05206 115 88 21 6
1930 I know, I know. It was supposed to be an Arctic trip, but, hey, I guess climate change is real, dude. 1.2870 0.05206 115 88 21 6
1931 Got a lime in that briefcase? 1.2870 0.05206 115 88 21 6
1932 Please stay six feet away from me. 1.2870 0.05350 115 89 19 7
1933 You know, 2020 is just a state of mind. 1.2870 0.04746 115 85 27 3
1934 Sorry, six feet apart, so you’re gonna have to set up camp in the water. 1.2870 0.05491 115 90 17 8
1935 Well, you’re certainly persistent, Jameson, I’ll give you that. 1.2870 0.05206 115 88 21 6
1936 Why just one shoe? 1.2870 0.05057 115 87 23 5
1937 “Wait... the deadline was Friday? 1.2870 0.05057 115 87 23 5
1938 Sorry for your troubles, bro, but you're still going to have to quarantine for 14 days. 1.2870 0.04904 115 86 25 4
1939 Hey, rook, this coconut isn't going to fill itself! 1.2870 0.04904 115 86 25 4
1940 You see, it is all in the power of positive thinking. 1.2870 0.05350 115 89 19 7
1941 It's not that bad, unless you're allergic to nuts. 1.2870 0.04746 115 85 27 3
1942 And then I asked myself, ‘do I want to be stuck on a contiguous body of land for the rest of my life?’ 1.2870 0.04904 115 86 25 4
1943 You can swim right back to my wife ant tell her I ain't coming back. She can go ahead with the divorce! 1.2870 0.05491 115 90 17 8
1944 You can quarantine for fourteen days over there ... 1.2870 0.05350 115 89 19 7
1945 Do you know where I can get one of those? 1.2870 0.05206 115 88 21 6
1946 Maybe you should’ve also bought that online e-commerce course I told you about 1.2870 0.05350 115 89 19 7
1947 If you're hungry, help yourself to the starfish. 1.2870 0.05350 115 89 19 7
1948 Sorry you came all this way, but I got the last coconut. 1.2870 0.05057 115 87 23 5
1949 You can’t just be 15 minutes late to these meetings. 1.2870 0.05206 115 88 21 6
1950 Sorry dude, but we always knew your commute was going to be rough. 1.2870 0.05206 115 88 21 6
1951 Work from home is great. You should try it. 1.2870 0.04904 115 86 25 4
1952 My parents gave me a very different picture of hell. 1.2870 0.04413 115 83 31 1
1953 Thank you for making it here, but unfortunately we opted for another candidate 1.2870 0.04904 115 86 25 4
1954 I’ve been here since 2016 1.2870 0.04904 115 86 25 4
1955 are you the new intern I hired? 1.2870 0.05206 115 88 21 6
1956 I upgraded to Platinum and got Castaway points. 1.2857 0.05141 112 85 22 5
1957 Have a sip and relax. Your group left an hour ago. 1.2857 0.05295 112 86 20 6
1958 Since you just arrived, I'd like you to quarantine. 1.2857 0.05141 112 85 22 5
1959 Looks like someone forgot about casual Friday. 1.2857 0.05295 112 86 20 6
1960 Sorry, man. Ocupado! 1.2857 0.05445 112 87 18 7
1961 Could I get another one of of these? 1.2857 0.04982 112 84 24 4
1962 Sorry, this chaise longue is taken. 1.2857 0.05591 112 88 16 8
1963 It's quite chill once you acclimate to drinking your own urine. 1.2857 0.05295 112 86 20 6
1964 Sorry. Last one 1.2857 0.05141 112 85 22 5
1965 Welcome to Pandemic-Free Island. 1.2857 0.05295 112 86 20 6
1966 Since you were shipwrecked we had a pandemic and they closed the office! 1.2857 0.04982 112 84 24 4
1967 Mr. Crusoe. We've been expecting you. 1.2857 0.05141 112 85 22 5
1968 Dude, you're not going to go-like-Lord of the Flies on me are you? 1.2857 0.05445 112 87 18 7
1969 Did you bring the volleyball? 1.2857 0.05141 112 85 22 5
1970 once you accept our inevitable doom,then your life begins 1.2857 0.04982 112 84 24 4
1971 Pull up a chair, OH you can't. Ha Ha Haha! 1.2857 0.05141 112 85 22 5
1972 Life insurance, Really? 1.2857 0.05141 112 85 22 5
1973 You don't, by chance, have the year, do you 1.2857 0.05295 112 86 20 6
1974 I told you to pack for the beach. 1.2857 0.05141 112 85 22 5
1975 You work for me now. I pay one seashell a week. 1.2857 0.05445 112 87 18 7
1976 Yeah, the WiFi stinks, but the after a couple f Mai Tais, who cares? 1.2857 0.05141 112 85 22 5
1977 I’m sorry, but we’re fully booked tonight. 1.2857 0.04982 112 84 24 4
1978 Sorry, pal, you can't stay here, I'm in quarantine for the next 14 days. 1.2857 0.05445 112 87 18 7
1979 Social distancing 1.2857 0.05295 112 86 20 6
1980 Let me guess, “American refugee?” 1.2857 0.05141 112 85 22 5
1981 About time! I'm ready for another one of these. 1.2857 0.04982 112 84 24 4
1982 I hope YOU have a inflatable boat in that briefcase 1.2857 0.05618 98 75 18 5
1983 You want internet, it's two islets over. 1.2857 0.05295 112 86 20 6
1984 Your unbridled envy is the cherry on top. 1.2857 0.05295 112 86 20 6
1985 Dude – this island's got a dress code! 1.2857 0.05295 112 86 20 6
1986 Next one will grow in at least four weeks... 1.2857 0.05141 112 85 22 5
1987 Isn't this what you wanted to be doing when you turned 40? 1.2857 0.05295 112 86 20 6
1988 After a while, you learn to live with it. 1.2857 0.05141 112 85 22 5
1989 A tale of two quarantines. 1.2857 0.05295 112 86 20 6
1990 By the way, we are out of coconuts. 1.2857 0.05295 112 86 20 6
1991 Look where all that hard work got you. 1.2857 0.04982 112 84 24 4
1992 You have to start working from home. 1.2857 0.05141 112 85 22 5
1993 Hey buddy, your mirage, your rules, but would it kill you to get me a refill? 1.2857 0.05295 112 86 20 6
1994 I see you've been listening to Trump. 1.2857 0.04818 112 83 26 3
1995 I'm not lazy, I'm delegating. 1.2857 0.05295 112 86 20 6
1996 Go back where you came from... I'm self-isolating. 1.2857 0.05445 112 87 18 7
1997 You gotta stand six feet away, man. 1.2857 0.05141 112 85 22 5
1998 If only you'd left in 2016 like I told you... 1.2857 0.05141 112 85 22 5
1999 Don't worry, be happy! 1.2857 0.05295 112 86 20 6
2000 Just making the best of it. You’re the idiot who suggested I invest in fossil fuels. 1.2857 0.05295 112 86 20 6
2001 Long day? 1.2857 0.05445 112 87 18 7
2002 Drink enough quarintinis and you won’t mind the isolation! 1.2857 0.05141 112 85 22 5
2003 Life Insurance? Sorry but I just signed up with the guy that dropped by earlier. 1.2857 0.05141 112 85 22 5
2004 Took you long enough! Do you have the reports I asked for? 1.2857 0.05295 112 86 20 6
2005 Yeah, it's casual Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday. 1.2857 0.05295 112 86 20 6
2006 Sorry Dude, you were gone so long I drank it. 1.2857 0.05295 112 86 20 6
2007 I'd offer you this lounge chair but I'm afraid you'd accept it. 1.2857 0.05295 112 86 20 6
2008 Bro, you're in my sun. 1.2857 0.05445 112 87 18 7
2009 Do the letters BYOB mean anything to you? 1.2857 0.05733 112 89 14 9
2010 With my free time I enter The New Yorker's caption contest each week and vote for myself repeatedly. 1.2857 0.04648 112 82 28 2
2011 You look beat. Why don’t you just shelter in place, like me? 1.2857 0.05141 112 85 22 5
2012 I told you to pack a swimsuit. 1.2857 0.05141 112 85 22 5
2013 Ayahuasca? 1.2857 0.05591 112 88 16 8
2014 All anybody really needs here is one of these little umbrellas. 1.2857 0.05445 112 87 18 7
2015 Do I look like I need auto insurance? 1.2857 0.05295 112 86 20 6
2016 New here? Let me show you 'round the place. 1.2857 0.04982 112 84 24 4
2017 What happened? Is this how America got great again ? 1.2857 0.05141 112 85 22 5
2018 The invitation said 'Casual,' not 'Business Casual!' 1.2857 0.04982 112 84 24 4
2019 And why would I want what you're selling? 1.2857 0.05141 112 85 22 5
2020 I was once like you 1.2857 0.05295 112 86 20 6
2021 It's not bad after you get used to the time change. 1.2857 0.05445 112 87 18 7
2022 Thanks, but I’m happy with the energy plan I have now. 1.2857 0.05295 112 86 20 6
2023 You're just so isolated in that cubicle, y'know? 1.2857 0.05445 112 87 18 7
2024 Leaving? But Capitalism is working great! 1.2857 0.05591 112 88 16 8
2025 Mai tai, my tie guy? 1.2857 0.04982 112 84 24 4
2026 Voted early? Good for you. 1.2857 0.05141 112 85 22 5
2027 You're right. I have been served. 1.2857 0.05295 112 86 20 6
2028 Dude... you know that report's due next week, right? 1.2857 0.05141 112 85 22 5
2029 You'll need a visa, one shoe, and a few good recipes for coconut cocktails. 1.2857 0.04982 112 84 24 4
2030 I sure hope you're a rum salesman with samples in that case. 1.2857 0.04982 112 84 24 4
2031 This IS an escape! We’ve got pina coladas, lots of rain. So, meet me by the dunes, say at midnight? 1.2857 0.05591 112 88 16 8
2032 And now on that note, sir, you have been served. 1.2857 0.05445 112 87 18 7
2033 It's like a piña colada, only just colada. 1.2857 0.05141 112 85 22 5
2034 That both men washed up on the same tiny island but would never be found felt very 2020. 1.2857 0.05445 112 87 18 7
2035 Sorry, there was just the one coconut. 1.2857 0.04982 112 84 24 4
2036 Well, we couldn't risk having the Federal Government sniffing around our tax return docs, amirite? 1.2857 0.05445 112 87 18 7
2037 Congratulations, you survived 2020... 1.2857 0.05141 112 85 22 5
2038 Told you Zoom is better 1.2857 0.04982 112 84 24 4
2039 Relax, melanoma is a liberal hoax. We'll have a vaccine by election day. #warpspeed #doublethink 1.2857 0.05141 112 85 22 5
2040 Bro, you’re doing this whole ‘working remotely’ thing wrong. 1.2857 0.05141 112 85 22 5
2041 I’m guessing they don’t let you work from home 1.2857 0.04818 112 83 26 3
2042 Business as usual, Alex? 1.2857 0.04818 112 83 26 3
2043 You can start by getting me another drink. 1.2857 0.04818 112 83 26 3
2044 Life’s a beach, bro. 1.2857 0.05445 112 87 18 7
2045 Working from home is a mentality, Mike. You need to adapt 1.2857 0.05295 112 86 20 6
2046 The bad news? There was only one coconut. 1.2857 0.05141 112 85 22 5
2047 I like to think of it more as a dessert island, life here is pretty sweet! 1.2845 0.05310 116 90 19 7
2048 The bar is great. The rooms not so much. 1.2845 0.05167 116 89 21 6
2049 You should try being more fortunate. 1.2845 0.05310 116 90 19 7
2050 Oh, good. You got paper in that briefcase? 'Cause I drank about five of these coconuts in the last hour. 1.2845 0.05449 116 91 17 8
2051 About time..., fill it up 1.2845 0.05449 116 91 17 8
2052 Chill out brother, it's not the end of the world 1.2845 0.05449 116 91 17 8
2053 Sorry man, this was the last coconut. 1.2832 0.04944 113 85 24 4
2054 You didn't get the memo about Casual Fridays? 1.2818 0.05024 110 83 23 4
2055 After you've been here awhile, it's pretty boring. 1.2812 0.05678 96 74 17 5
2056 It's a matter of mindfulness dude! 1.2807 0.05063 114 87 22 5
2057 I'm Rob. You're Friday. Another one,please. 1.2804 0.05277 107 82 20 5
2058 Dude, they now deliver here. 1.2804 0.05602 107 84 16 7
2059 No soliciting. 1.2804 0.05277 107 82 20 5
2060 That rip current's something, isn't it? 1.2804 0.05757 107 85 14 8
2061 Relaxation is a state-of-mind and also a requirement of my trust fund. 1.2804 0.05442 107 83 18 6
2062 Another census taker? I ate the last one's liver with fava beans and a nice Chianti. 1.2804 0.05602 107 84 16 7
2063 They delivered. 1.2804 0.05277 107 82 20 5
2064 If you want to stay, put on a mask! 1.2804 0.05108 107 81 22 4
2065 Hey man, welcome. Bet that suit looked good when you were strolling the White House. 1.2804 0.05757 107 85 14 8
2066 Remind me again — why should I buy my produce from you? 1.2804 0.05277 107 82 20 5
2067 You're in Paradise, man. Lose the tie. 1.2804 0.05442 107 83 18 6
2068 Welcome to paradise! How was your trip? 1.2804 0.04932 107 80 24 3
2069 Hey ‘ol sport, would you might getting me a refill? 1.2804 0.05442 107 83 18 6
2070 Bloom where you are planted dude. 1.2804 0.04932 107 80 24 3
2071 Honey, you’ll never believe the day I’ve had! 1.2804 0.05602 107 84 16 7
2072 It's good you remembered to pack a tie 1.2804 0.05277 107 82 20 5
2073 Is that a conch in your pants or are you happy to see me? 1.2804 0.05757 107 85 14 8
2074 This time, more piña, less colada. 1.2804 0.05108 107 81 22 4
2075 Tell the ex I do admire her--and your--persistence. 1.2804 0.05277 107 82 20 5
2076 Please tell me you've got some rum in that briefcase. 1.2804 0.04932 107 80 24 3
2077 Hey, you come here often? 1.2804 0.05602 107 84 16 7
2078 You'll have to quarantine on the north side of the island. " 1.2804 0.05602 107 84 16 7
2079 Want to get wrecked? 1.2804 0.05442 107 83 18 6
2080 Sorry dude, I just snagged the last coconut. 1.2804 0.05277 107 82 20 5
2081 I am here to repossess your palm tree! 1.2804 0.05108 107 81 22 4
2082 Sorry, they said I could have a late check out. 1.2804 0.05908 107 86 12 9
2083 I worked myself up from the bottom. You could say I am an island unto myself. 1.2804 0.05908 107 86 12 9
2084 Hey, man, get a mask or find your own island. 1.2804 0.05757 107 85 14 8
2085 I'm a climate-change survivor! What are you? 1.2804 0.04932 107 80 24 3
2086 Hey man, work’s not currently trending here 1.2804 0.05108 107 81 22 4
2087 I couldn’t go anywhere else during Covid-19. 1.2804 0.05277 107 82 20 5
2088 The shoe is on the other foot. 1.2804 0.05108 107 81 22 4
2089 I hope you're an inflatable doll salesman. 1.2804 0.05108 107 81 22 4
2090 That’s not the worst of it. We’re out of mini umbrellas. 1.2804 0.05277 107 82 20 5
2091 Your client moved two islands to the East. 1.2804 0.05108 107 81 22 4
2092 Sorry, bro....last coconut. 1.2804 0.04750 107 79 26 2
2093 Well, my phone was on Airplane Mode. 1.2804 0.05757 107 85 14 8
2094 Another Seawater, por favor. 1.2804 0.05602 107 84 16 7
2095 Sorry, but there's no reservation in your name. 1.2804 0.05602 107 84 16 7
2096 Did you book all-inclusive too? 1.2804 0.05602 107 84 16 7
2097 I hope that rescue boat arrives soon—I need another piña colada! 1.2804 0.05757 107 85 14 8
2098 Finally furloughed, huh? 1.2804 0.05108 107 81 22 4
2099 Did you bring home dinner? 1.2804 0.05108 107 81 22 4
2100 Let me guess. Southern District of New York? Trump tax case? 1.2804 0.05602 107 84 16 7
2101 When they said to bring your luggage, they didn't mean your emotional baggage Jerry 1.2804 0.05277 107 82 20 5
2102 Have a sip. It will be awhile before the waitress returns. 1.2804 0.05277 107 82 20 5
2103 Grab a drink and pull up a chair. 1.2804 0.05108 107 81 22 4
2104 You’re welcome to stay as long as you wear a mask and stay socially distant. 1.2804 0.05602 107 84 16 7
2105 Sorry. First come, first served. 1.2804 0.05277 107 82 20 5
2106 Sorry, buddy, but six feet puts you right back in the water. 1.2804 0.05277 107 82 20 5
2107 Here on business" 1.2804 0.05277 107 82 20 5
2108 The bar is closed. 1.2804 0.05277 107 82 20 5
2109 You made it! Welcome to “somewhere”. 1.2804 0.05442 107 83 18 6
2110 Welcome! Please self isolate to observe the 14 day quarantine. 1.2804 0.05108 107 81 22 4
2111 The drinks are good, but the service is terrible. 1.2804 0.05108 107 81 22 4
2112 I made the straw out of microplastics and despair. 1.2804 0.05757 107 85 14 8
2113 Relax, it's just part of our new associates hazing. You've passed. 1.2804 0.05602 107 84 16 7
2114 Looks like somebody woke up on the wrong side of the shipwreck. 1.2804 0.04932 107 80 24 3
2115 No, it wasn't a false background on the Zoom meeting! 1.2804 0.05602 107 84 16 7
2116 You should try to relax before the tide starts coming back in. 1.2804 0.05277 107 82 20 5
2117 Next season on Survivor: Working hard vs. hardly working 1.2804 0.05108 107 81 22 4
2118 Trust me. It's worth it. 1.2804 0.05442 107 83 18 6
2119 That's right, you're hallucinating. 1.2804 0.05602 107 84 16 7
2120 If you’re going back out can you get me another one? 1.2804 0.05108 107 81 22 4
2121 I hope that suitcase contains a negative PCR test, pal 1.2804 0.05757 107 85 14 8
2122 Trust me, it is all about critical thinking 1.2804 0.05108 107 81 22 4
2123 Sorry, the position has been filled 1.2804 0.05602 107 84 16 7
2124 We’re out of coconuts. 1.2804 0.05757 107 85 14 8
2125 If they're counting these as vacation days, so am I. 1.2804 0.05602 107 84 16 7
2126 "You know it's unprofessional to only wear one shoe. 1.2804 0.05108 107 81 22 4
2127 I remember when my Malaysian Airlines flight went down too 1.2804 0.05442 107 83 18 6
2128 You're in my sun. 1.2804 0.05442 107 83 18 6
2129 If you're here to audit me, you went to a lot of trouble for nothing! 1.2804 0.05442 107 83 18 6
2130 Just so you are aware, we do practice social distancing. 1.2804 0.04932 107 80 24 3
2131 Wanna tell me again how cheap your flight was? 1.2804 0.05442 107 83 18 6
2132 Forget the office, man. Try Zoom. 1.2804 0.05108 107 81 22 4
2133 I told you to get TSA precheck 1.2804 0.05108 107 81 22 4
2134 I know you love your job, but that commute is killing you. 1.2804 0.05277 107 82 20 5
2135 Let me guess, Trump administration? 1.2804 0.05442 107 83 18 6
2136 Mai Tai is in better shape than your tie. 1.2804 0.05442 107 83 18 6
2137 Is it still 2020? 1.2804 0.05757 107 85 14 8
2138 Sure you'd rather be me. Dream on! 1.2793 0.05456 111 87 17 7
2139 Contact tracing?.. I'm sure, I got it from you. 1.2793 0.05604 111 88 15 8
2140 Seriously bro, just delete Twitter. 1.2778 0.05398 108 84 18 6
2141 It's not much, but it is home. 1.2762 0.04972 105 79 23 3
2142 I'd have voted by mail, but Donald didn't send me any stamps this time around... 1.2762 0.05327 105 81 19 5
2143 Trust me, three months ago, I looked just like you. 1.2752 0.05354 109 85 18 6
2144 Have a drink and relax, the next cruise ship should be along any year now. 1.2752 0.05510 109 86 16 7
2145 Are you the new cabana boy? 1.2718 0.05198 103 79 20 4
2146 We'll make the SOS sign soon, but I needed this 1.2718 0.05198 103 79 20 4
2147 Can I first see your negative test results for the C-19, bro? 1.2718 0.05198 103 79 20 4
2148 Here for the "work-cation?" 1.2718 0.05552 103 81 16 6
2149 The style is ok, but your tan could use some work. 1.2718 0.05378 103 80 18 5
2150 Mai-Tai? Your's is looking a bit damp. 1.2718 0.05721 103 82 14 7
2151 I feel bad about the plastic straw but these are difficult times. 1.2718 0.05198 103 79 20 4
2152 Quarantine on the other side of the tree 1.2718 0.05378 103 80 18 5
2153 Dude! Dreams help you get in touch with your inner conflict. Aloha. 1.2718 0.05552 103 81 16 6
2154 I don't suppose you have a chaise lounge,swimming trunks,and sunglasses in that suitcase? 1.2718 0.04818 103 77 24 2
2155 You're overdressed. 1.2718 0.05552 103 81 16 6
2156 How's that rat race treating you? 1.2718 0.05378 103 80 18 5
2157 Once you get with the program here it's pretty much Margaritaville. 1.2718 0.04616 103 76 26 1
2158 Yeah, sorry, I think I got the last one. 1.2718 0.05552 103 81 16 6
2159 Bummer! I have covid19. 1.2718 0.05552 103 81 16 6
2160 Welcome to my sand bar! 1.2718 0.05378 103 80 18 5
2161 You’re Late. So I started without you. 1.2718 0.05012 103 78 22 3
2162 Bad timing, the kitchen just closed. 1.2718 0.05552 103 81 16 6
2163 It's all your mindset 1.2718 0.05198 103 79 20 4
2164 Sorry, but I require you to be tested before entering into my bubble. 1.2718 0.05885 103 83 12 8
2165 The drinks are great, but it's a LONG walk to the cabana. 1.2718 0.05198 103 79 20 4
2166 I'm sorry. You'll just have to find another deserted island. 1.2718 0.05552 103 81 16 6
2167 But sir, I have come a very long way to get your signature on the merger documents. 1.2718 0.05721 103 82 14 7
2168 What’s for dinner? 1.2718 0.05552 103 81 16 6
2169 I don't want to hear how tough it was to get here; just tell how my 401K is doing. 1.2718 0.05552 103 81 16 6
2170 Nooooo I don’t want life insurance. 1.2718 0.05198 103 79 20 4
2171 Oh good the help showed up - can you get me another coconut? This tree is empty. 1.2718 0.05721 103 82 14 7
2172 I'm sorry, but the statute of limitations just expired. 1.2718 0.05552 103 81 16 6
2173 Hey man, its not about where you are but how you got here. 1.2718 0.04818 103 77 24 2
2174 Dude, six feet away, please. 1.2718 0.05378 103 80 18 5
2175 I’ll offer you a drink after you complete your two-week quarantine. 1.2718 0.05378 103 80 18 5
2176 We have different ideas of what "business casual" means, I get it. 1.2718 0.05198 103 79 20 4
2177 You're here at last! I'll sign the acquisition papers now if you'll just get them out of your briefcase. 1.2718 0.05378 103 80 18 5
2178 And since this was a business meeting, don’t forget to write off my coconut. 1.2718 0.05552 103 81 16 6
2179 I’ll email for help once they set us up with WiFi. 1.2718 0.04818 103 77 24 2
2180 I paid more taxes than the president. What do you want more? 1.2718 0.05378 103 80 18 5
2181 Welcome! Here it is Mai-tai, NOT Wifi! Get used to it. 1.2718 0.05721 103 82 14 7
2182 Just relax, Dave. 1.2718 0.05012 103 81 18 4
2183 So I see Brenda DID forget about the prenup. 1.2718 0.05885 103 83 12 8
2184 Welcome to real social distancing, compadre. 1.2718 0.05552 103 81 16 6
2185 Sorry man, Happy Hour ended 20 minutes ago. 1.2718 0.05552 103 81 16 6
2186 While you're up...would you mind 1.2718 0.05552 103 81 16 6
2187 As per executive order, I will have to ask you to quarantine for 14 days. 1.2718 0.05012 103 78 22 3
2188 Fetch me another, would you? And add a twenty-percent tip for your trouble. 1.2718 0.05721 103 82 14 7
2189 Sometimes our dreams come true...but you gotta watch the drinking, and who you vote for. 1.2718 0.05721 103 82 14 7
2190 No masks, no social distancing. I't paradise. 1.2718 0.05721 103 82 14 7
2191 You gotta love Uber-eats. 1.2718 0.05378 103 80 18 5
2192 Hi, you know what I am? What? Boyfriend material 1.2718 0.05378 103 80 18 5
2193 I'll do your taxes for a sip of that. 1.2718 0.05198 103 79 20 4
2194 Correct. This is H.R. 1.2718 0.05198 103 79 20 4
2195 Six feet apart is technically in the ocean so... 1.2718 0.05552 103 81 16 6
2196 It was a demonstration on how to get out of the plane 1.2718 0.05378 103 80 18 5
2197 Swimming with the sharks isn’t a real thing you know. 1.2718 0.05378 103 80 18 5
2198 Yes, I've read The Talented Mr. Ripley. Why? 1.2718 0.05012 103 78 22 3
2199 Didn't you get my email about casual Fridays? 1.2718 0.05378 103 80 18 5
2200 If you don't have shoes, you can't lose shoes. 1.2718 0.05012 103 78 22 3
2201 Why don't you pull up a chair. 1.2718 0.04616 103 76 26 1
2202 It’s called working remotely...you should try it. 1.2718 0.05198 103 79 20 4
2203 Sorry dude, this section is taken 1.2718 0.05198 103 79 20 4
2204 Make sure you stay off my ‘premium’ side of the lost-desert-island experience. Thanks. 1.2718 0.05378 103 80 18 5
2205 Hey man, you're blocking my view! 1.2718 0.05198 103 79 20 4
2206 every day is dress down Friday here man 1.2718 0.05012 103 78 22 3
2207 Looks like someone’s got a case of the Monday’s 1.2718 0.05378 103 80 18 5
2208 Service here is terrible. 1.2718 0.05198 103 79 20 4
2209 Sorry, I actually renewed my auto maintenance contract just before I left town. 1.2692 0.04970 104 79 22 3
2210 Dude, I was beginning to think something might have happened to you. 1.2692 0.05155 104 80 20 4
2211 Have a drink while you tell me about rising sea level insurance. 1.2692 0.04970 104 79 22 3
2212 I think you might be overdressed... 1.2692 0.05155 104 80 20 4
2213 Our office is taking social distancing to the next level. 1.2692 0.04579 104 77 26 1
2214 I gave up my tie for Mai Tai. 1.2692 0.05155 104 80 20 4
2215 I see you missed the ferry... 1.2692 0.05155 104 80 20 4
2216 Welcome to either Proud Boy Heaven or Proud Boy Hell. Depends on which twitter account you were following. 1.2673 0.05610 101 80 15 6
2217 Have you seen Fight Club? Or The Wire. We can talk about either. 1.2673 0.05430 101 79 17 5
2218 I'm guessing you don't have anything I'd be willing to trade this for. 1.2647 0.05383 102 80 17 5
2219 I think I'll call you Wilson. 1.2647 0.05200 102 79 19 4
2220 The Good News - you don't need to wear a face mask 1.2647 0.05732 102 82 13 7
2221 And I’m developing an HGTV pilot called Castaway Cribs. 1.2647 0.04812 102 77 23 2
2222 Any closer pal and you'll have to wear a face mask! 1.2647 0.05899 102 83 11 8
2223 I don't know why you're so mad. They asked who I'd choose to be stranded on a desert island with, and I said you. It's a compliment. 1.2647 0.05561 102 81 15 6
2224 Be a doll and get me some fresh ice. 1.2647 0.05383 102 80 17 5
2225 Come here often? 1.2647 0.04812 102 77 23 2
2226 Can you come back tomorrow, I'm just swamped. 1.2647 0.05383 102 80 17 5
2227 The chaise longue, the cocoanuts, and the shade are mine; otherwise, make yourself at home. 1.2647 0.05561 102 81 15 6
2228 Dude,you're set for some bad tan lines 1.2647 0.05383 102 80 17 5
2229 Welcome! It's called asana figure 4 with a cocktail! 1.2647 0.05200 102 79 19 4
2230 I simply Marie Kondo'd all but the joyful things in life 1.2637 0.05813 91 72 14 5
2231 You're the new guy, so that puts you on drinks duty. I'll have another Coconut Sunrise, extra ice. Chop chop! 1.2626 0.05292 99 77 18 4
2232 Yeah, on second thought I've decided the restraining order is overkill. 1.2626 0.05847 99 80 12 7
2233 Covid ? All I have is coconut. 1.2626 0.05668 99 79 14 6
2234 ...And it comes with a wonderful solar system. 1.2626 0.04887 99 75 22 2
2235 You're in luck, the bar's open" 1.2626 0.05292 99 77 18 4
2236 Try to fit in. 1.2626 0.05483 99 78 16 5
2237 Wouldn’t you prefer to work remotely? 1.2626 0.04887 99 75 22 2
2238 I’m not flying or going indoors until this whole thing washes over. 1.2626 0.05668 99 79 14 6
2239 I paid for the all inclusive, 1.2626 0.05483 99 78 16 5
2240 Hey, we're stuck here, don't ask where I got the rum, drink up! 1.2626 0.05094 99 76 20 3
2241 You should really consider working from home. 1.2626 0.05292 99 77 18 4
2242 You better get settled soon. Lights out at 9. 1.2626 0.05292 99 77 18 4
2243 Have you been tested for Coved? 1.2626 0.05483 99 78 16 5
2244 Sorry I took the last one - wasn’t expecting company. 1.2626 0.05292 99 77 18 4
2245 You know it's Casual Friday, right? 1.2626 0.05094 99 76 20 3
2246 Let me guess, three-hour tour? 1.2626 0.05483 99 78 16 5
2247 Dude, you’re blocking my sun. 1.2626 0.05292 99 77 18 4
2248 Did you misread the ad? I specifically requested a female. 1.2626 0.05668 99 79 14 6
2249 Here, take a coconut, they calm you down 1.2626 0.05094 99 76 20 3
2250 I just had the cruise ship drop me off. 1.2626 0.05094 99 76 20 3
2251 Save your self some time and accept unemployment gracefully. 1.2626 0.05483 99 78 16 5
2252 So... since working at home with the family obviously hasn’t worked for you, can I make a suggestion? 1.2626 0.05483 99 78 16 5
2253 Technically, it’s still a cannibal island. 1.2626 0.05483 99 78 16 5
2254 Covid, schmovid. You're late, and this is the last coconut. 1.2626 0.05292 99 77 18 4
2255 Definitely a pretty cool place. Even better if you take your saltwater neat. 1.2626 0.05668 99 79 14 6
2256 I don’t suppose you brought pineapple? 1.2626 0.05094 99 76 20 3
2257 Hey dude, I don’t mean to upset you but it looks like you’ve lost a shoe. 1.2626 0.05094 99 76 20 3
2258 Sorry dude. Not really interested in life insurance. But would you happen to have any rum in there? 1.2626 0.05483 99 78 16 5
2259 To get to Manhattan you'll have to turn around, swim back across the Pacific Ocean, and then hitch a ride bound for the Atlantic coast. 1.2626 0.05094 99 76 20 3
2260 Welcome to BLISS, the former White House staff resort. 1.2626 0.05094 99 76 20 3
2261 It's about time my favorite accountant has arrived. Care for a Pina Colada? 1.2626 0.05847 99 80 12 7
2262 Bar's in the back. 1.2626 0.05668 99 79 14 6
2263 So, forgot your American Express card? 1.2626 0.05292 99 77 18 4
2264 Hey man,you're trespassing on my parent's property. 1.2626 0.06021 99 81 10 8
2265 I might have been stranded while vacationing, but I'm actually influencing followers like yourself. 1.2626 0.05483 99 78 16 5
2266 Public Transportaion? Told you it was dangerous! 1.2626 0.05094 99 76 20 3
2267 I hope you brought some Almond Joys. 1.2626 0.05094 99 76 20 3
2268 This is the Walter Reed Presidential Suite: No masks, no social distancing, experimental cocktails on the house... Didn't you tip the Secret Service guy at the door? 1.2626 0.05094 99 76 20 3
2269 Thanks but it's a little late for travel insurance 1.2626 0.05292 99 77 18 4
2270 I told you you’d be washed up some day.” 1.2626 0.05483 99 78 16 5
2271 Thanks, but I don't need any insurance . . . 1.2626 0.05292 99 77 18 4
2272 I hope you brought suntan lotion. 1.2626 0.05483 99 78 16 5
2273 You must have gotten up on the wrong side of the island this morning. 1.2626 0.05094 99 76 20 3
2274 Here, take a sip of this vaccine. 1.2626 0.05094 99 76 20 3
2275 I've about had it with your whining on the tax structure. 1.2626 0.05847 99 80 12 7
2276 Now just two weeks in quarantine and you're golden. 1.2626 0.05292 99 77 18 4
2277 Geez, no mask, bro? 1.2626 0.05292 99 77 18 4
2278 Well, I hope you have more little umbrellas in that case. 1.2626 0.05292 99 77 18 4
2279 Welcome stranger. Your search has ended. 1.2626 0.05292 99 77 18 4
2280 Sorry. You’ve got to leave; not room enough for social distancing. 1.2626 0.04671 99 74 24 1
2281 "Don't let that little umbrella fool you. There's no cocktail unless you've got some rum in that attache case. 1.2626 0.05483 99 78 16 5
2282 Relax, the beauty of working remotely is no one can see you. 1.2626 0.05668 99 79 14 6
2283 Welcome to my Corona paradise. 1.2626 0.05668 99 79 14 6
2284 Duuuude....six feet.. please !! 1.2626 0.05292 99 77 18 4
2285 Nice briefcase. It's my day off. 1.2626 0.05292 99 77 18 4
2286 That`s not six feet, brah. 1.2626 0.05668 99 79 14 6
2287 It's Covid-casual here too. 1.2626 0.05094 99 76 20 3
2288 Hey Dude didn't you get the memo? We're changed the meeting to zoom. 1.2626 0.05847 99 80 12 7
2289 What rat race? 1.2626 0.05668 99 79 14 6
2290 Just drink the frickin Kool aide, man. 1.2626 0.05847 99 80 12 7
2291 Don't raise your hopes too high, the cocktails here are pretty mediocre 1.2626 0.05094 99 76 20 3
2292 My name’s Gilligan. What’s yours? 1.2626 0.05483 99 78 16 5
2293 Dude-your late! The film crew just left. 1.2626 0.05483 99 78 16 5
2294 Life has never been better—I haven’t read the news since March! 1.2626 0.05292 99 77 18 4
2295 When customer service actually goes the extra mile. 1.2626 0.05292 99 77 18 4
2296 I meant zoom. 1.2626 0.05292 99 77 18 4
2297 I think I’ll call you ”Casual Friday”. 1.2626 0.05483 99 78 16 5
2298 Don’t let it control your life 1.2626 0.05094 99 76 20 3
2299 Hey, 6 feet 1.2626 0.05483 99 78 16 5
2300 I refuse to let the reality of our situation spoil a good time. 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
2301 Sorry bro, there's only room for one of us on my dad's helicopter. 1.2604 0.05389 96 75 17 4
2302 What’s my account balance? 1.2604 0.05182 96 74 19 3
2303 Coconuts are for closers, Shelly. 1.2604 0.05182 96 74 19 3
2304 Your state is on the list. You're gonna have to quarantine, man! 1.2604 0.05389 96 75 17 4
2305 I don't know what you're complaining about. I'm the one who's bored and stuck at home! 1.2604 0.05389 96 75 17 4
2306 If I knew the lychees were a two week wait I would have ordered an Appletini 1.2604 0.05969 96 78 11 7
2307 Thanks Obama. 1.2604 0.05389 96 75 17 4
2308 The Palm Tree is a more comfortable sleeping arrangement but it is approved by the Palm-Pandemic Society for late night party-ing, so choose wisely 1.2604 0.05589 96 76 15 5
2309 You have to go back and quarantine. 1.2604 0.05389 96 75 17 4
2310 Have you tried just inheriting? 1.2604 0.05389 96 75 17 4
2311 You never die in these stranded island cartoons, so relax and enjoy a Bahama Mama. 1.2604 0.04966 96 73 21 2
2312 Where's your shoe? And where's your wife? 1.2604 0.05389 96 75 17 4
2313 Glad to see you. I need someone to crack this open for me. 1.2604 0.05389 96 75 17 4
2314 That damn well better be that report I asked for. 1.2604 0.05182 96 74 19 3
2315 You the intern? 1.2604 0.05389 96 75 17 4
2316 So thanks for coming all the way down here, but I clearly misunderstood the invite when it said 'bring a suit'. 1.2604 0.05389 96 75 17 4
2317 been there done that 1.2604 0.05782 96 77 13 6
2318 Too bad dude, the chicks just left. 1.2604 0.05389 96 75 17 4
2319 Once again, I'm sorry, but you're just not equipped for island life. 1.2604 0.05182 96 74 19 3
2320 As long as you've got a reclining chair, life is great here. Oh, sorry bud. 1.2604 0.05589 96 76 15 5
2321 Just get your dad to help. 1.2604 0.05782 96 77 13 6
2322 I'm sorry you've come all this way. I am simply not interested in any form of insurance. 1.2604 0.05389 96 75 17 4
2323 Hey man, what happened to your other shoe? 1.2604 0.05389 96 75 17 4
2324 When I arrived last weekend this isthmus connected North and South America. 1.2604 0.05589 96 76 15 5
2325 Blondes have more fun. 1.2604 0.05182 96 74 19 3
2326 Sorry but we have a no shirt, no shoes policy. 1.2604 0.05182 96 74 19 3
2327 Pull up a chair, man. You could really use some color. 1.2604 0.05589 96 76 15 5
2328 Don't feel bad, I see it all the time. You just haven't learned how to telecommute. 1.2604 0.05182 96 74 19 3
2329 Yeah! This baby doubles as my latrine. Awesomely unbound off-grid luxury living dude! 1.2604 0.05969 96 78 11 7
2330 Take a Covid test and then make me another one of these. 1.2604 0.05389 96 75 17 4
2331 A year ago, I was you. Don’t worry. Take off your tie, throw away the briefcase and let me order you a drink. After a few days you’ll settle into stranded mode. 1.2596 0.05465 104 83 15 6
2332 How was your trip? 1.2577 0.05538 97 77 15 5
2333 Made it! 1.2577 0.05728 97 78 13 6
2334 I forgot my phone charger on the plane. 1.2577 0.05538 97 77 15 5
2335 Now, the final step to getting your free $750 on the Cash App. 1.2577 0.05538 97 77 15 5
2336 Dude, I know what I asked for, and it certainly wasn't "my tie." 1.2577 0.05538 97 77 15 5
2337 Like, that’s just your perspective brah. ‘Cause from where I’m sittin’ you’re the hallucination. 1.2577 0.04922 97 74 21 2
2338 Okay, see you around. 1.2577 0.04922 97 74 21 2
2339 Now that you’ve arrived... I’m sorry, you still have to self-quarantine for another two weeks. 1.2577 0.05538 97 77 15 5
2340 I hope Mrs. Falwell fared a little better. 1.2577 0.05340 97 76 17 4
2341 Thank god! Good help is so hard to find. 1.2577 0.05340 97 76 17 4
2342 It isn't this easy at high tide." 1.2577 0.05538 97 77 15 5
2343 What do you mean quarantine wasn't a blessing in disguise for you? 1.2577 0.05340 97 76 17 4
2344 You look like you could use a belt! 1.2553 0.05647 94 75 14 5
2345 There was a resort before the rise in sea level. 1.2553 0.05647 94 75 14 5
2346 Looking desperate doesn’t hack it... 1.2553 0.05440 94 74 16 4
2347 So the bedraggled look is in fashion these days. 1.2553 0.05226 94 73 18 3
2348 Once again, Bob, I see you forgot it's casual Friday. 1.2553 0.05440 94 74 16 4
2349 Too bad Ted, you missed Happy Hour" 1.2553 0.05226 94 73 18 3
2350 This was paradise...until the life insurance salesman showed up! 1.2553 0.05647 94 75 14 5
2351 I will have to let you go. 1.2553 0.05647 94 75 14 5
2352 Oh great, now I’m marooned with a census taker. 1.2553 0.04768 94 71 22 1
2353 I'll have to insist that you wear a mask. 1.2553 0.05647 94 75 14 5
2354 Fair warning, the drinks here are really watered down. 1.2553 0.05440 94 74 16 4
2355 Should I be worried about my tax returns? 1.2553 0.05440 94 74 16 4
2356 I only brought one chair. 1.2553 0.05440 94 74 16 4
2357 what did you think? There is only one thing to do here. 1.2553 0.05846 94 76 12 6
2358 You just make the best of it 1.2553 0.05226 94 73 18 3
2359 How’s 2020 been back home? 1.2553 0.05440 94 74 16 4
2360 You’re fleeing the virus, too? 1.2553 0.05440 94 74 16 4
2361 Low fat, reduced alcohol and gluten free. You've got to try one. 1.2553 0.05002 94 72 20 2
2362 You better be a libra. 1.2553 0.05647 94 75 14 5
2363 You arriving has ruined the whole secluded vacation vibe. 1.2553 0.05226 94 73 18 3
2364 I'd tell you to relax and have a drink, but I only carved one chair and one cup 1.2553 0.05440 94 74 16 4
2365 We'll just have to settle our differences by voting. 1.2553 0.05002 94 72 20 2
2366 Lifting this coconut is work! 1.2553 0.05002 94 72 20 2
2367 I always liked Pina Coladas, but never liked getting caught in the rain, so I moved here. 1.2553 0.05226 94 73 18 3
2368 If you wanted one, you should have come sooner. 1.2553 0.05647 94 75 14 5
2369 The cabin upgrade was definitely worth it. 1.2553 0.05846 94 76 12 6
2370 Is your favorite color maroon? 1.2553 0.05226 94 73 18 3
2371 I see you flew coach again. 1.2553 0.05440 94 74 16 4
2372 You have the dress for the job you want. 1.2553 0.06038 94 77 10 7
2373 Perspective, man. Perspective. 1.2553 0.05226 94 73 18 3
2374 So you were a pilot? That's why I don't fly -- it just doesn't feel safe anymore. 1.2553 0.05647 94 75 14 5
2375 Welcome to casual Friday. 1.2553 0.05226 94 73 18 3
2376 Well if you don't like coconut, you've come to the wrong island pal. 1.2553 0.04768 94 71 22 1
2377 I appreciate the trip but I have decided not to get cable. 1.2553 0.05226 94 73 18 3
2378 Got any ice? Also... rum? 1.2553 0.05440 94 74 16 4
2379 Twenty Twenty Won 1.2553 0.05846 94 76 12 6
2380 How’d the job interview go? 1.2553 0.05440 94 74 16 4
2381 Like I’ve said before, trickle down optimism will eventually get us off the island 1.2553 0.05647 94 75 14 5
2382 Believe it or not, it was hard finding a tiny umbrella. 1.2553 0.05226 94 73 18 3
2383 welcome bro! Wait........you didn't bring 2020 with you did you? " 1.2526 0.05790 95 77 12 6
2384 Sorry man, you just missed last call. 1.2526 0.05389 95 75 16 4
2385 It's about time. I've been waiting forever for a refill. 1.2526 0.04956 95 73 20 2
2386 At least we both agree, castaway island bits never get old. 1.2526 0.05177 95 74 18 3
2387 I bet you’re wondering where my masseuse is staying. 1.2526 0.04725 95 72 22 1
2388 Does your savior provide unlimited refills? 1.2526 0.05790 95 77 12 6
2389 I hope there's a mask in that briefcase, bruh. 1.2526 0.04956 95 73 20 2
2390 It takes about six days. 1.2526 0.05980 95 78 10 7
2391 You look a little thirsty. 1.2526 0.04956 95 73 20 2
2392 We can split the next coconut. 1.2526 0.04956 95 73 20 2
2393 It's gotta be noon somewhere. 1.2526 0.05177 95 74 18 3
2394 Dude, what happened at work? 1.2526 0.05177 95 74 18 3
2395 The silver lining Sam, is that we didn't have to climb Everest. 1.2526 0.05593 95 76 14 5
2396 You have had better bought ice. The last three guys didn't bring any ice... 1.2526 0.05593 95 76 14 5
2397 Quarantine expectations vs. reality 1.2526 0.04725 95 72 22 1
2398 I am only here to sell insurance sir. 1.2526 0.05593 95 76 14 5
2399 Yeah... I'm going to need you to quarantine for two weeks. 1.2526 0.05389 95 75 16 4
2400 No way, bro. You're not on my calendar until next Tuesday. 1.2526 0.04956 95 73 20 2
2401 You should probably just bring me two this time 1.2526 0.04956 95 73 20 2
2402 I’ve been stranded for four years and I must know: how did the Hillary Clinton presidency turn out? 1.2526 0.05177 95 74 18 3
2403 They made you work to get here? 1.2526 0.05593 95 76 14 5
2404 So I was going to build a shelter and signal for help, but then I did this instead. 1.2526 0.04956 95 73 20 2
2405 can i offer you my perspective 1.2526 0.05389 95 75 16 4
2406 Sooo...you were in steerage? 1.2525 0.04836 99 76 21 2
2407 Hakuna Matata, 6 feet apart, of course 1.2500 0.05911 92 75 11 6
2408 Hi. I’m Wilson. 1.2500 0.05038 92 71 19 2
2409 There's never anything in it. It's more of a mindset thing. 1.2500 0.05492 92 73 15 4
2410 Grab a straw. 1.2500 0.05492 92 73 15 4
2411 Told you to buy Bitcoin. 1.2500 0.05270 92 72 17 3
2412 Go on. I’m probably negative. 1.2500 0.05270 92 72 17 3
2413 Masks were not mandatory until you arrived. 1.2500 0.05270 92 72 17 3
2414 Financial planning? You’re kidding. 1.2500 0.05492 92 73 15 4
2415 Welcome! I'm the ghost of Christmas past. 1.2500 0.06110 92 76 9 7
2416 You must be the second wave. 1.2500 0.05130 96 75 18 3
2417 Your fantasy too, huh? 1.2500 0.05492 92 73 15 4
2418 You're welcome to stay, but please remain six feet away from me. 1.2500 0.05492 92 73 15 4
2419 Whoa there, this island is for one percenters only. 1.2500 0.06302 92 77 7 8
2420 Both our choices led us here 1.2500 0.05911 92 75 11 6
2421 Yoo, dude this should fix you up 1.2500 0.05492 92 73 15 4
2422 No kidding, you're from the International Rescue Service?" 1.2500 0.05492 92 73 15 4
2423 Would you happen to have a saltwater filtration system? 1.2500 0.05492 92 73 15 4
2424 Like, it's all about perspective, man. 1.2500 0.05038 92 71 19 2
2425 It's what you make of it. Carpe Diem, bro. 1.2500 0.05339 96 76 16 4
2426 Who's making dinner? 1.2500 0.05270 92 72 17 3
2427 'Bout time dude" 1.2500 0.04911 96 74 20 2
2428 I'd offer you a drink, but the next coconut isn't due for two months. 1.2500 0.05492 92 73 15 4
2429 I'm just sayin', you're doin' this the hard way, man. 1.2500 0.05270 92 72 17 3
2430 Welcome to my world. 1.2500 0.05270 92 72 17 3
2431 When life deals you coconuts, you make piña coladas. 1.2500 0.05038 92 71 19 2
2432 I call it 'The Wilson.' Want one? 1.2500 0.05270 92 72 17 3
2433 New arrivals need a 14 day quarantine. 1.2500 0.05038 92 71 19 2
2434 ... and when life ferments your lemons you make pina colada. 1.2500 0.05270 92 72 17 3
2435 Good ol' Ralph Waldo--'It's the journey, not the destination'--So wrong, right? 1.2500 0.05038 92 71 19 2
2436 Its not bad here if you like fish. 1.2500 0.05705 92 74 13 5
2437 The bar just closed, sorry... 1.2500 0.05270 92 72 17 3
2438 Have I missed anything big this year? 1.2500 0.05492 92 73 15 4
2439 The commute gets better once you get past the sharks 1.2500 0.05270 92 72 17 3
2440 Dude, you're gonna love island time. 1.2500 0.05270 92 72 17 3
2441 The Business Package is all-inclusive. 1.2500 0.05038 92 71 19 2
2442 Unless you're Tom Hanks, please send it back! 1.2500 0.05038 92 71 19 2
2443 These tropical drinks are only $18.00 each charged to your room. 1.2500 0.05270 92 72 17 3
2444 The office is closed from 12 to 2p 1.2500 0.04911 96 74 20 2
2445 You wanted a clone? Stop complaining! 1.2500 0.05130 96 75 18 3
2446 It's pretty nice, but they never seem to get the drink order right. 1.2500 0.04795 92 70 21 1
2447 You wanted tech support?" 1.2500 0.05270 92 72 17 3
2448 Fed-Ex Sea arrives every other Wednesday at 9:00 a.m. 1.2500 0.04795 92 70 21 1
2449 Dude! Get out. This is a one man island. 1.2500 0.06302 92 77 7 8
2450 I'm a mirage. This is a bowling ball. Sorry. Have a nice day! 1.2500 0.05492 92 73 15 4
2451 Coconuts are for closers! 1.2500 0.05705 92 74 13 5
2452 One word: plastics 1.2500 0.05705 92 74 13 5
2453 I’ll help you out till you get your feet wet.” 1.2500 0.05270 92 72 17 3
2454 Like the old man’s will read, dude, I’m to leave at sunset and everything is yours. 1.2500 0.05270 92 72 17 3
2455 Well the dress code is casual and Happy hour is all day 1.2500 0.05270 92 72 17 3
2456 Proof that high density living can be relaxing." 1.2500 0.05270 92 72 17 3
2457 You must be new 1.2500 0.05492 92 73 15 4
2458 I told you so. 1.2500 0.05705 92 74 13 5
2459 It will get better. 1.2500 0.05270 92 72 17 3
2460 I hope you left home without it, Karl. 1.2500 0.05541 96 77 14 5
2461 I am so sorry, did you watch the Presidential Debate? 1.2500 0.05492 92 73 15 4
2462 How many likes did this picture get? 1.2500 0.05492 92 73 15 4
2463 So dare I ask what you did all day? 1.2473 0.05439 93 74 15 4
2464 you're gonna have to stay 6 ft away, and the island is only 5 ft wide. 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
2465 Let's make a hat out of that briefcase. 1.2444 0.05544 90 72 14 4
2466 WAITER !!! Oh finally, took you long enough pal, i’ve been shouting for weeks. 1.2444 0.05765 90 73 12 5
2467 Did you happen to bring any maraschino cherries? 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
2468 Six feet apart, if you don't mind. 1.2444 0.05544 90 72 14 4
2469 Sorry dude. There was only one coconut. 1.2444 0.05544 90 72 14 4
2470 That's right, I'm your hallucination. And by the way, you're gay" 1.2444 0.05765 90 73 12 5
2471 How 'bout them Mets? 1.2444 0.05074 90 70 18 2
2472 You should consider yourself lucky. I don't have a door to slam in your face!! 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
2473 Pull up a chair and relax. We're not going anywhere. 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
2474 Sorry, I just drank the last of it. 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
2475 Is the service here really that good? 1.2444 0.05074 90 70 18 2
2476 Sorry. I just finished the last coconut. 1.2444 0.05074 90 70 18 2
2477 Your day's only going to get worse if you don't keep a safe social distance, bud. 1.2444 0.05765 90 73 12 5
2478 Relax brah. You look like you need one of these. 1.2444 0.05074 90 70 18 2
2479 Come back when you're wearing a mask. 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
2480 You've come a long way for nothing to think you can sell me flood insurance. 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
2481 Please tell me you’ve got ice cubes in that briefcase. 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
2482 Dude, you look stressed out 1.2444 0.04822 90 69 20 1
2483 Great, now I'll be in quarantine for another 14 days... 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
2484 The disheveled businessman theme is actually tomorrow night 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
2485 So how do you plan to get back to your office after the audit? 1.2444 0.05544 90 72 14 4
2486 POV: There are 4 million people out of work due to COVID. 1.2444 0.05544 90 72 14 4
2487 You should have paid a little more for the deluxe castaway upgrade." 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
2488 Fancy a sip ? 1.2444 0.05074 90 70 18 2
2489 Welcome to the Recently Laid-Off Great Executives Club, dude. In no time, you'll look just like me. 1.2444 0.04822 90 69 20 1
2490 I don’t care if you are Jimmy Buffett’s attorney. I’m going to keep calling this island “Margaritaville”. 1.2444 0.05544 90 72 14 4
2491 First time? 1.2444 0.05978 90 74 10 6
2492 So, what happened to the other shoe? 1.2444 0.05544 90 72 14 4
2493 Well, did they pay? 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
2494 I call it "The 2020" 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
2495 So now are you convinced that my Zoom background is real? 1.2444 0.05544 90 72 14 4
2496 No, but you can have the umbrella. 1.2444 0.05544 90 72 14 4
2497 Republican or Democrat? 1.2444 0.05765 90 73 12 5
2498 Sorry, I practice social distancing so find your own island. 1.2444 0.05978 90 74 10 6
2499 When the census taker finally clawed his way to the little island of the 1%, he realized he wasn't dressed appropriately. 1.2444 0.05544 90 72 14 4
2500 I sent you the dress code 1.2444 0.05544 90 72 14 4
2501 I was hoping for a bartender, not an insurance salesman. 1.2444 0.05544 90 72 14 4
2502 Put down your suitcase, and stay a while. 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
2503 Thank God! That's the rum, I hope. 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
2504 Hey.. just in time! Would you get me a refill? 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
2505 All things considered it's been a pretty good year, thanks. Why do you ask? 1.2444 0.05074 90 70 18 2
2506 While you're up, get me a Grant's 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
2507 It's called self-isolation. It beats quarantine! 1.2444 0.05765 90 73 12 5
2508 The Amazon boat makes it here around 3. 1.2444 0.05544 90 72 14 4
2509 You've got sun, you've got surf..it's really not bad if you like coconuts. 1.2444 0.05544 90 72 14 4
2510 Wrong door? 1.2444 0.05978 90 74 10 6
2511 No on insurance. Got any rum? 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
2512 Hi, I'll be your Wilson in this episode of 'Cast Away' 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
2513 Relax, dude. Room service will be here shortly. 1.2444 0.05544 90 72 14 4
2514 The upside is you’re pretty socially distanced 1.2444 0.05074 90 70 18 2
2515 The key is denial. 1.2444 0.05544 90 72 14 4
2516 So, what kept you? 1.2444 0.05544 90 72 14 4
2517 Hi there, I hope that case is full of condoms 1.2444 0.05978 90 74 10 6
2518 Three ice cubes, please. 1.2444 0.05544 90 72 14 4
2519 Go get cleaned up. They won't serve you looking like that. 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
2520 Didn't you see the "No Soliciting" sign? 1.2444 0.05544 90 72 14 4
2521 Wilson, I knew we would meet again!! 1.2444 0.05544 90 72 14 4
2522 The pina colada's got the only shade, mate" 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
2523 Thanks for dropping by but I really don't need disability 1.2444 0.05544 90 72 14 4
2524 Lose the shoe dude. 1.2444 0.05544 90 72 14 4
2525 Could you, like, go get me a refill? 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
2526 I hope you’ve tested negative within the last 72 hours. 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
2527 It's all yours. I'm just about done here. 1.2444 0.05544 90 72 14 4
2528 Thurston Howell III, and your name? 1.2444 0.05765 90 73 12 5
2529 Seriously, what have you done with my keys? 1.2444 0.05074 90 70 18 2
2530 I'm willing to forgive the lateness and your unprofessional appearance, but this drink is way too weak. 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
2531 What do the reports show ? 1.2444 0.05544 90 72 14 4
2532 Una mas, por favor 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
2533 I think you might be too close to me. 1.2444 0.05074 90 70 18 2
2534 So Chuck, did you bring the Fedex? 1.2444 0.05765 90 73 12 5
2535 Work is tearing you apart 1.2444 0.05074 90 70 18 2
2536 Without a reservation, you’re out of luck. 1.2444 0.05544 90 72 14 4
2537 This might help. 1.2444 0.05765 90 73 12 5
2538 Sorry, this isolation island is already taken. 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
2539 You're awfully pale, did you just arrive? 1.2444 0.05074 90 70 18 2
2540 You're probably thinking you've arrived in a desert island joke. Well I'm not taking part. 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
2541 Sorry, I already bought life insurance. 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
2542 Dude -- change your attitude! 1.2444 0.05765 90 73 12 5
2543 You gotta try this Summer Fridays thing. 1.2444 0.05544 90 72 14 4
2544 Sorry you had to make trip, Craig. I got the genie in the first bottle that washed up. 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
2545 You got my Absentee Ballot 1.2444 0.05978 90 74 10 6
2546 Is it non-GMO? 1.2444 0.05544 90 72 14 4
2547 Life here isn't so bad as long as you embrace minimalism. 1.2444 0.05074 90 70 18 2
2548 Dude, I told you it's worth the commute. 1.2444 0.05544 90 72 14 4
2549 If your life expectancy is less than 30, you are cool here. After that this little tropical paradise is projected to be underwater. 1.2444 0.05074 90 70 18 2
2550 Lime,or no lime? 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
2551 We are in your neighborhood all this week and are offering an exclusive on replacement windows. 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
2552 Hit the road, Mack. This whole island ain’t 6 feet! 1.2444 0.05765 90 73 12 5
2553 I got your SOS 1.2444 0.05765 90 73 12 5
2554 What's your secret?" "I deleted social media months ago.... 1.2444 0.05544 90 72 14 4
2555 Here you are! Fix me another one. Theoni Moschetti, Boulder, CO 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
2556 Well look what the fish dragged in 1.2444 0.05074 90 70 18 2
2557 What happened to your shoe? 1.2444 0.05544 90 72 14 4
2558 Stop! Dr Fauci warns to stay six feet away. 1.2444 0.05544 90 72 14 4
2559 Bad news: the wifi is down. 1.2444 0.05544 90 72 14 4
2560 Sorry, I really only had enough to make drinks for one. 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
2561 There's no food or fresh water. But you are welcome to share this pina colada. 1.2444 0.05978 90 74 10 6
2562 Yo, could you give me a refill over here? 1.2444 0.05074 90 70 18 2
2563 You will need to find a new island. This was the last coconut. 1.2444 0.05544 90 72 14 4
2564 Sorry, Not enough room for social distancing. 1.2444 0.05978 90 74 10 6
2565 Here’s your complimentary welcome cocktail 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
2566 Hey... How'd you get the coconut open? Wait. Have you seen my friend Wilson? 1.2444 0.05074 90 70 18 2
2567 If you hadn't harassed that flight attendant I might share. 1.2444 0.05074 90 70 18 2
2568 Have a drink dude. I won't be needing your accounting services after all. 1.2444 0.04822 90 69 20 1
2569 So you had a fly on your head, people forget, besides your light skin won't take this sun 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
2570 Welcome to Fyre Festival 2020 1.2444 0.05544 90 72 14 4
2571 US? Quarantine's thataway. 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
2572 On the bright side, washed-up meteorologists get their first piña colada free. 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
2573 Internal Revenue Agent Henry Morton Stanley, I presume? 1.2444 0.05765 90 73 12 5
2574 Oh crap, now I have to get a mask. 1.2444 0.05544 90 72 14 4
2575 My Whole Foods order? Just leave it under the tree. 1.2444 0.05544 90 72 14 4
2576 Six feet,no problem. 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
2577 I take it you forgot the rum? 1.2444 0.04822 90 69 20 1
2578 Sorry, I don't make the rules. 1.2444 0.05074 90 70 18 2
2579 You're finally here! Make it a double this time. 1.2444 0.05978 90 74 10 6
2580 Dinner is at 8. Dress is formal. 1.2444 0.05074 90 70 18 2
2581 Once you realize that you are here forever, the island gets pretty nice. 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
2582 Why don’t you stop worrying about anxiety-driven hallucinations and just Robinson cruise-yo ass over for a sip of this coconut pineapple cooler? 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
2583 Pull up a chair dude. The volleyball will be along in a minute. 1.2444 0.05074 90 70 18 2
2584 No thanks, I don't need any travel insurance. 1.2444 0.04822 90 69 20 1
2585 Why don't you sit down, relax and enjoy a sip of my piña colada? The A train doesn't stop here, I'm telling you. 1.2444 0.05074 90 70 18 2
2586 I don't know how this chair got here, but hey... 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
2587 Okay, now it’s your turn to hide. 1.2444 0.05544 90 72 14 4
2588 Not cool dude... this is my self isolation island. 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
2589 Dude... what happened to your other shoe? 1.2444 0.05765 90 73 12 5
2590 Welcome to Denial Island! We are fine because we know the GOP has everything handled! 1.2444 0.05765 90 73 12 5
2591 Way overdressed, dude. 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
2592 You look like you would know. Does this drink taste watered-down? 1.2444 0.05978 90 74 10 6
2593 You really should have taken the blue pill. 1.2444 0.05544 90 72 14 4
2594 I’m gonna sit this one out. 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
2595 There are only 2 types of people - 1.2444 0.05074 90 70 18 2
2596 Did you bring a mask, bro? 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
2597 Like I said, dude, taxes are for chumps. 1.2444 0.05544 90 72 14 4
2598 Inland Revenue? Finally! 1.2444 0.04822 90 69 20 1
2599 I’m just waiting for the other shoe to drop 1.2444 0.05978 90 74 10 6
2600 Hustle, I will watch 1.2444 0.05765 90 73 12 5
2601 You're doing home office all wrong 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
2602 *silence* (both forgot how to speak can only text because of remote work and self isolation) 1.2444 0.05074 90 70 18 2
2603 there’s only one coconut here, buddy 1.2444 0.05074 90 70 18 2
2604 I’m glad you finally gave up, Dave. 1.2444 0.05544 90 72 14 4
2605 Stevenson, have you seen my ‘Life’s A Beach’ mug? 1.2444 0.05074 90 70 18 2
2606 Hey, man, I ordered 6 cases of rum, not one. 1.2418 0.05263 91 72 16 3
2607 I MADE A MISTAKE WE ARE JUST NOT COMPATIBLE, I AM OFf WHEN THE UBER BOAT ARRIVES 1.2418 0.05708 91 74 12 5
2608 Just chill, I make a killer pina colada! 1.2414 0.04895 87 67 19 1
2609 You're wrong again, Brad: the coconut is half full. 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2610 Dude, chillax! Cup this over your ear and close your eyes. Sounds just like the ocean! 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2611 You put the lime in the coconut, and then you'll feel better. 1.2414 0.05887 87 71 11 5
2612 Wait, where’s your bathing suit? 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
2613 Since you're new, neckties are a no-no for tropical island attire. 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2614 l’m just a hallucination caused by both lack of food and watching too many episodes of Survivor. 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
2615 Pshaw, you think you’ve had it tough. Last freaking drink umbrella! 1.2414 0.04895 87 67 19 1
2616 I'm not a mirage. I'm a hologram, dude! 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
2617 I hope you have some rum and coke in that bag. 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
2618 I just don't think Zooming is safe." 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2619 Man, you gotta start telecommuting. 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
2620 Welcome! Tanning is great! I'm afraid there's only one deck chair. 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
2621 I was just saying to myself, ‘Who do I have to bang to get another pina colada around here?’ 1.2414 0.05887 87 71 11 5
2622 In the coconut? Oh, it’s just my own urine. 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
2623 And my third wish was the ice maker repairman. 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
2624 You don't have to quarentine, but you do have to pledge. 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2625 That depends. Are you willing to take the chance that this coconut is filled to the brim with jizz? 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
2626 Wash up around here often? 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
2627 And now you see why I always fly shirtless in board shorts 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
2628 Have you been tested? 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2629 What took you so long? 1.2414 0.04614 87 66 21 0
2630 Are you selling something or just looking for a place to stay? 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2631 Glad you finally made it, Bob. That makes the last four years stranded here a write-off. 1.2414 0.04895 87 67 19 1
2632 No, man, insurance isn't my bag. 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
2633 Tan lives matter! 1.2414 0.05887 87 71 11 5
2634 Sorry, I changed my mind on that life insurance policy. 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2635 No, I’ve only been here three days. I flew in from Miami. 1.2414 0.06110 87 72 9 6
2636 There's no cable but the view is sweet. 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2637 So who won the election? 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
2638 Have a seat. Your business coach will be with you shortly. 1.2414 0.04895 87 67 19 1
2639 I hope you like seafood. 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2640 Hey, Fella, you're missing a shoe. 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
2641 Oh, there you are! 1.2414 0.06110 87 72 9 6
2642 I don't know why, but you can probably catch a ride with the bar boat on the hour. 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
2643 Chill, bruh. Another cartoonist will come along to get you back looking at a boss behind a desk. 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
2644 I told you that climate change was real! 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2645 Sorry, dude. This island isn't your island. But I've always liked that old Woody Guthrie song. 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2646 No, I don't own the island. I just manage it for Trump Realties. 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2647 Do you think this tastes weird? 1.2414 0.04895 87 67 19 1
2648 Couple of rules here: I got dibs on the chaise lounge and 'Biz Casual' dress 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2649 Yo, man. You should have sprung for the all-inclusive package. 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
2650 What would you say is your greatest weakness? 1.2414 0.05887 87 71 11 5
2651 Sorry, dude. If you don't have any rum in that briefcase, you'll have to find your own island. 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
2652 I escaped COVID only to be shipwrecked with an entitled Generation Z. 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
2653 Got any paper umbrellas in that briefcase? 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2654 Don’t look so glum, I tested Negative. 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2655 Luna! Hey, mi Lago es su lago, buddy. Can you get me a refill? 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2656 Oh sorry, the welcome drink and reclining chair are for first class passengers only 1.2414 0.06110 87 72 9 6
2657 Sorry, it's the next deserted island over but have a drink before you go. 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
2658 Okay, but just a sip... 1.2414 0.05887 87 71 11 5
2659 AH, you must be the new CPA!....taxes ready for signature? 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2660 You should have upgraded to first class. 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2661 Buy you a shoe, mate? 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
2662 You just have to be positive, you know? 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2663 Life insurance? No, sorry, man. My brother-in-law is in the business." 1.2414 0.04895 87 67 19 1
2664 You're not properly dressed for this atoll. 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
2665 I'm a coconut half-full type of guy. 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2666 I don't think you qualify as a "suit" any more. 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2667 Sorry, but didn't they tell you I'm on the Do Not Visit Me List? 1.2414 0.06110 87 72 9 6
2668 Got milk? 1.2414 0.05887 87 71 11 5
2669 My tie? This is maitai now, Greg. I'm working remotely. 1.2414 0.05887 87 71 11 5
2670 Dude! Welcome to the party. Take a pull off this and get your suit on; we're going for a swim with the others. 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
2671 The drinks are on the pricey side, but you never have to fight the crowds. 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2672 Chill, dude. 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2673 Well, have you tried manifesting? 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
2674 Wow! TBT! 1.2414 0.04895 87 67 19 1
2675 You can socially isolate in the water. 1.2414 0.04895 87 67 19 1
2676 You're welcome to visit, but you're not exactly dressed for the occasion. 1.2414 0.05887 87 71 11 5
2677 I already measured. If you just stand right there, we should be good. 1.2414 0.04614 87 66 21 0
2678 If that's the bronzer, I didn't need it after all. 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
2679 I'm tired of working my butt of everyday to come home and see you lolling around and playing with that stupid ball! 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2680 I’ll have a refill 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
2681 When life gives you coconuts... 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
2682 Sorry, but you'll have to back up 5 feet further if you don't have a mask. 1.2414 0.05887 87 71 11 5
2683 You missed the january 12th? 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2684 Welcome to my island. Have you been tested for Covid? 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
2685 You look like you need a drink. 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
2686 Me, I came here the first week of covid. How's the country doing? 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
2687 Well, I arrived on casual Friday. 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
2688 Sip ‘o fools? 1.2414 0.05887 87 71 11 5
2689 I didn't ask for the straw - it came with the mai-tai. 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
2690 Hope you packed sunscreen... 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2691 Maybe you've been stranded your whole life 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2692 I’m out of limes, hope you brought some. 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2693 So how long have you been here? 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
2694 Relax. You'll get used to it. 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2695 Can I get you a drink? 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2696 Ponce de Leon stopped by. 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
2697 Sharks - you're kidding me? 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
2698 So you're telling me you didn't bring more straws? 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
2699 I’m terribly sorry. We have a strict dress code here. You’ll have to try another island. 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2700 I know you, man. You're the tightwad who refused to give me an extra pack of peanuts. 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
2701 Sorry. No mask ... no meeting. 1.2414 0.06110 87 72 9 6
2702 Life's a beach. 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
2703 I know you’re working remotely but that’s no excuse to dress that way. 1.2414 0.05887 87 71 11 5
2704 I know you always go to great lengths to make your Halloween consumes look authentic. But don’t you think this time you’ve gone a little too far?” 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
2705 Ugh, you have NO IDEA how worn out I was. 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2706 Gentrification is a bitch. 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
2707 Just in time for Happy Hour! 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
2708 Hey, man, have any rum in that case of yours? 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
2709 I believe we’re all essential. 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
2710 sue? what for? 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2711 I hereby proclaim today as "New Guy on the Island Day. 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
2712 Dude....your work life balance need to change. 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
2713 Hi, Dennis, what's up? 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
2714 Hey Dude , how was the flight? 1.2414 0.06110 87 72 9 6
2715 It’s all how you look at it. 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
2716 Please swim 12 feet away This is my private covid island. 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2717 That’s fine man. But are you really sure you’ve just lost a shoe? 1.2414 0.04895 87 67 19 1
2718 Welcome to Temptation Island. 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
2719 We need to stop meeting like this. 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
2720 You are late. You are fired! 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2721 The quarterly review can wait. Go back and get the vodka. 1.2414 0.05887 87 71 11 5
2722 A gentle breeze, the sound of lapping waves and a warm sun, that's my secret to happiness...oh and and $100 a day cocaine habit. 1.2414 0.04614 87 66 21 0
2723 Blonds do have more fun. 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
2724 Zoom this. 1.2414 0.04614 87 66 21 0
2725 Offshore account, not offshore accountant - ok I get it now. 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
2726 Didn't get the memo? Dress is casual. 1.2414 0.04895 87 67 19 1
2727 Welcome back to 2019, my friend. 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
2728 Relax. Take a sip. This is a tropical vacation. 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2729 I told you to drop out, dude 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
2730 Dude! I called for a pizza, who are you? 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
2731 A Pandemic? 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2732 Sorry, I just finished the last MaiTai on the Island. 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2733 Okay you found me am I the last person being counted in the census, let's drink to that. 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
2734 So, how's Obama second term going? 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
2735 Try some guava juice. It’ll take the edge off. 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
2736 Dude, chill out. You made it just in time for happy hour. 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
2737 There was that one traveling salesman 1.2414 0.05887 87 71 11 5
2738 Didn’t you get the memo? Casual Friday this week. 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2739 While you’re up . . . 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
2740 I told you there'd be a V-shaped rebound. 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
2741 Looks like someone could use a new Zoom background. 1.2414 0.05887 87 71 11 5
2742 You bring anything to eat? 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
2743 Welcome to the White House Staff Quarrantine Centre. 1.2414 0.04895 87 67 19 1
2744 You're going to be here a while, might as well enjoy it. 1.2414 0.04895 87 67 19 1
2745 Oh great, you’re finally here. You remembered to bring the ice, right? 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2746 Top her off will you? 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
2747 Chill, Dude! You're pushing yourself too hard. You have plenty of time to get the project done...... 1.2414 0.05887 87 71 11 5
2748 Dude, do I look like I need insurance....come on man. 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
2749 And on Friday nights we have an open bar. 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
2750 Hey man, you the new waiter?, Grab me another Pina Colada" 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
2751 If you want to file an absentee ballot, the election's not over yet. 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
2752 A little black fly told me to leave before the presidential election. 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
2753 Nah bruh. The tree's just chillin'. 1.2414 0.06110 87 72 9 6
2754 You should try flying next time. 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
2755 OK, where's my refill? 1.2414 0.04895 87 67 19 1
2756 Trouble finishing your route, eh? 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
2757 Sorry, boss. I was going to be on the emergency Zoom meeting, but the Wi-Fi really sucks here. 1.2414 0.05887 87 71 11 5
2758 Yo - I asked for 'on the rocks,' not blended. 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
2759 Like they say, possession is 90% of the law. 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
2760 Sorry, Dude, I was chillin' with the Genie, but I just used up my third wish. 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2761 Hey dude, where ya been? my coconut is empty. 1.2414 0.05887 87 71 11 5
2762 Looks like they fed you to the sharks at work today. 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
2763 My first life skills lesson: set reasonable goals. 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
2764 Welcome bro...I dressed you up some coconut water. 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
2765 I've been stuck here since January. What did I miss? 1.2414 0.05887 87 71 11 5
2766 The memo said,casual Friday 1.2414 0.04895 87 67 19 1
2767 You work too much. 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
2768 Now that you're here you can fix the wi-fi! 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2769 Are you OK with skipping social distancing? 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2770 Lime. Coconut. It never gets old. 1.2414 0.05887 87 71 11 5
2771 I’ve brought your absentee ballot. But you’ll need a witness. 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2772 Can you hold this while I go in for a dip? I don't want it to roll away. Last one ya know. And coconuts aren't in season right now. I hope you brought your own. And a beach chair... 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
2773 You will get used to it. 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2774 I call dibs on the west side of the island. Killer sunsets. 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
2775 Remind me who told you not to fly coach. 1.2414 0.05887 87 71 11 5
2776 You got any limes in that briefcase, buddy? 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2777 ...and we’re COVID free dude! 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2778 Not too long ago I was just in your shoes... or I guess shoe. 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
2779 The drinks here are to die for. 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2780 This place has the worst cabana-boy uniforms. 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2781 Congratulations! No more rat race and demanding bosses for you. Now, could you fetch me another coconut? 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2782 Two weeks might be a little excessive, but I do think you need to quarantine for at least 10 days before we meet. 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2783 Dude, do I look like I'd be interested in homeowner's insurance? 1.2414 0.05887 87 71 11 5
2784 Well, this man is an Island. 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
2785 A sip of sex on the beach? 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
2786 Dude, the invitation said Beach Casual. 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2787 Is that all you saved from the wreck? We needed rum. 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2788 I'm a coconut half-full kind of guy. 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
2789 I am YOU in an alternate universe,having achieved the life goals. 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
2790 What? You forgot the Kravitz report? 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2791 Did you bring an extra mask? 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
2792 Are you voting in-person or absentee? 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
2793 You get a round trip ticket. 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
2794 You know these things actually grow on trees? 1.2414 0.05887 87 71 11 5
2795 Footwear? You reek of privilege. 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
2796 Eagle Scout project or not, I'm stayin' 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2797 Your pay will be cut in half but we thank you for your service 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
2798 When you’ve lost track of the days everyday is Casual Friday 1.2414 0.04895 87 67 19 1
2799 $10,000 a night upfront. 1.2414 0.05887 87 71 11 5
2800 You look terrible... here's a coconut drink! 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
2801 Here's looking at you, kid 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2802 The bartender’s on a breaker. 1.2414 0.04895 87 67 19 1
2803 Let me guess,"your name is Tom and you work for Fed-Ex? " 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2804 What do you want? The waiter'll be back for my refill in a few years. 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2805 Came here in '09 during the Swine Flu... been waiting for you Bro. 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
2806 That isn’t what I meant, when I said I would bring sunglasses, a deck chair and a fucked up brunette to a deserted island 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2807 Working virtually is much less stressful. 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
2808 Don't sweat it Marvin. According to the IRS I've been dead for the whole financial year. 1.2414 0.05887 87 71 11 5
2809 Sorry, man I ain’t moving and from the looks of it there’s no point going back. 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2810 It's always 5 o'clock somewhere... 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
2811 Look what the cat dragged in. 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
2812 Like I said, Just wait for the tide to go out 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
2813 Making this chair out the boat parts was completely worth it. Free vacay, Bro! 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
2814 I guess you didn't get my text. That contract needs a few wiggles. 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
2815 Just make sure you stay six feet away. 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2816 You can’t knock all-inclusive until you’ve tried it. 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2817 Your eyes tell me you'd prefer a recyclable straw. 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
2818 This one's taken. 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
2819 Dude, when life gives you coconuts ... 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2820 When I said that I wanted another person to wash up on my small, desert island wearing tattered business attire and carrying a briefcase, this was *not* what I had in mind! 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
2821 A coconut a day keeps the COVID away 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2822 Members only. 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
2823 I can’t say whether they’re searching for us. However, I’m certain China is looking for its next secret base. 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
2824 Man, that's nuts. 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2825 This party's BYOC (Bring Your Own Coconut), my dude. 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
2826 What?! Oh, we don’t have politics here. 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
2827 Hero’s look different these days. 1.2414 0.04895 87 70 15 2
2828 Don’t worry my friend this shall too shall pass 1.2414 0.04614 87 66 21 0
2829 Reality😥 v/s Expectations🧉 two grand phases of my life. 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2830 - life is all about perspective, man. 1.2414 0.05887 87 71 11 5
2831 You know, old chap, the 9-to-5 will get you to nowhere. 1.2386 0.04847 88 68 19 1
2832 The drinks are great here, but service is pretty slow. 1.2386 0.05359 88 70 15 3
2833 Dr. Livingstone, I presume? 1.2386 0.05359 88 70 15 3
2834 Sit down, Relax. Swim back, grab you a chair and a drink. 1.2386 0.05359 88 70 15 3
2835 Relax! Haven't you been dreaming of vacation on a desert island for years? 1.2386 0.05826 88 72 11 5
2836 Because, hey --- it's five o'clock somewhere, you know? 1.2386 0.05598 88 71 13 4
2837 Write when you find work. 1.2386 0.05359 88 70 15 3
2838 The sharks can smell your boring atmosphere 1.2386 0.05359 88 70 15 3
2839 Yes ,this was the last coconut. 1.2386 0.05359 88 70 15 3
2840 Yeah, it's nice to be free of the daily grind, but it won't be too long before we both starve to death. 1.2386 0.05598 88 71 13 4
2841 It's a state of mind, you'll get used to it. 1.2386 0.05110 88 69 17 2
2842 Are you planning on staying long? 1.2386 0.05598 88 71 13 4
2843 You're telling me the pandemic wasn't the worst thing I missed this year? 1.2386 0.05110 88 69 17 2
2844 I see you flew Air Canada. 1.2386 0.05598 88 71 13 4
2845 You'll love it here if you like Paleo diet. 1.2386 0.05598 88 71 13 4
2846 Oh c'mon, it's included. 1.2386 0.05598 88 71 13 4
2847 Let me finish this, and then we'll panic. 1.2386 0.05359 88 70 15 3
2848 You should just chill and relax. It’s easy 1.2386 0.05359 88 70 15 3
2849 Does it look like I need hazard insurance? 1.2386 0.05359 88 70 15 3
2850 Is the epidemic over or something? 1.2386 0.05110 88 69 17 2
2851 Can you freshen this for me? 1.2386 0.04847 88 68 19 1
2852 A couple of sips of this, and you won't care whether you are having a dream or I am having a nightmare. 1.2386 0.05826 88 72 11 5
2853 It's all about attitude, dude. 1.2386 0.05359 88 70 15 3
2854 Can you get the last round? I just got comfortable. 1.2386 0.05359 88 70 15 3
2855 I brought three things to this desert island and a bad attitude was not one of them 1.2386 0.05826 88 72 11 5
2856 Where's my mask? Seriously? 1.2386 0.05826 88 72 11 5
2857 Don't know why they sent someone from the legal department but whatever; I need another one of these. 1.2386 0.05110 88 69 17 2
2858 I got stranded here about a year ago... I was trying to get home, but then I heard about 2020. 1.2386 0.04847 88 68 19 1
2859 Watch the social distance, dude. 1.2386 0.06259 88 74 7 7
2860 Hey Bro, what’s the news from the ex? 1.2386 0.04847 88 68 19 1
2861 The tie is really killing my vibe. 1.2386 0.05110 88 69 17 2
2862 No offense, but do you have any masks in that briefcase? 1.2386 0.05359 88 70 15 3
2863 I guess 2020 hasn't hit the islands yet. 1.2386 0.05110 88 69 17 2
2864 Looks like you could use a Mai Tai. 1.2386 0.05598 88 71 13 4
2865 No, I don’t want to upgrade my policy. 1.2386 0.04847 88 68 19 1
2866 I'm doing okay. How's everything stateside? 1.2386 0.05110 88 69 17 2
2867 Fuck off! 1.2386 0.06259 88 74 7 7
2868 You forgot the cherry. 1.2386 0.05826 88 72 11 5
2869 But the service is lousy. 1.2386 0.05598 88 71 13 4
2870 Don’t worry if you didn’t bring a bathing suit: this little island accepts non-conformists, 1.2386 0.04847 88 68 19 1
2871 Bruh, where's your mask? 1.2386 0.05598 88 71 13 4
2872 Welcome to the Island of Misfit Divorce Lawyers. 1.2386 0.05359 88 70 15 3
2873 Hope your masculinity isn't threatened by being seen with an umbrella in your drink because that's all they serve here. 1.2386 0.05359 88 70 15 3
2874 This is the last coconut tiki cocktail. You’ll have to speak to the waiter when he surfaces. 1.2386 0.05359 88 70 15 3
2875 Cheers! You survived quarantine. 1.2386 0.05359 88 70 15 3
2876 Bitcoin? 1.2386 0.05359 88 70 15 3
2877 When we do my taxes new year, I should come to you. 1.2386 0.05359 88 70 15 3
2878 Welcome back to telecommuting bro. 1.2386 0.05598 88 71 13 4
2879 Same, my wife dumped me off of the cruise ship. At least I’m living a better life than her. 1.2386 0.05359 88 70 15 3
2880 I told you the Roth IRA was the way to go. 1.2386 0.05359 88 70 15 3
2881 No thank you. An adorable waitress took my drink order, not twelve years ago. 1.2386 0.05826 88 72 11 5
2882 I hope there's food in that suitcase because we just have this one coconut. 1.2386 0.05359 88 70 15 3
2883 Happy hour. What can I say?” 1.2360 0.05541 89 72 13 4
2884 Casual Friday. 1.2360 0.05541 89 72 13 4
2885 We DO have a dress code here Sir... 1.2360 0.05767 89 73 11 5
2886 Every day is a Friday here 1.2360 0.05541 89 72 13 4
2887 Are you here on business or pleasure? 1.2360 0.05305 89 71 15 3
2888 My stunt double still in the White House? 1.2360 0.05541 89 72 13 4
2889 Relax Bob, it’s casual Friday 1.2360 0.05541 89 72 13 4
2890 You should try listening to Fox News too. 1.2360 0.05984 89 74 9 6
2891 No Corona here , just Pina Coladas. 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
2892 I remember when I first shipwrecked. Took a while to adjust to the palm oil diet. 1.2353 0.05712 85 69 12 4
2893 No, haven't seen any boats, but did you bring pineapple juice? 1.2353 0.05198 85 67 16 2
2894 What do you mean, can you have a sip? What are you, a socialist? 1.2353 0.05712 85 69 12 4
2895 I'm you in the future. Yeah, it ends here. 1.2353 0.05198 85 67 16 2
2896 But at high tide it gets totally gnarly here, dude. 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
2897 Ha! You finally picked up my message. 1.2353 0.05712 85 69 12 4
2898 Ransom? Oh that...tell my Dad it was just my frat brothers pranking me again. 1.2353 0.05198 85 67 16 2
2899 Don't worry! They're organic. 1.2353 0.05712 85 69 12 4
2900 It's yours if you have $100,000 in the briefcase. 1.2353 0.05952 85 70 10 5
2901 Get lost buddy, this island isn't six feet wide. 1.2353 0.05198 85 67 16 2
2902 Wow.....you IRS folks will stop at nothing huh? 1.2353 0.05712 85 69 12 4
2903 You don't have to wear a mask here but I practice social distancing so stay at least six feet away from me! 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
2904 Welcome. We remain Carona free on this island! 1.2353 0.05712 85 69 12 4
2905 Yes, the service is terrible! 1.2353 0.05712 85 69 12 4
2906 Thanks for all you do, bro. 1.2353 0.04922 85 66 18 1
2907 Looks like you had a rough trip, here have a drink and chill out! 1.2353 0.06405 85 72 6 7
2908 I hope you packed some rum! 1.2353 0.05198 85 67 16 2
2909 This is my best pal, Wilson ! 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
2910 Yeah, I changed my mind about it. 1.2353 0.05198 85 67 16 2
2911 Don't tell me you shorted that stock I told you to buy? 1.2353 0.05952 85 70 10 5
2912 Two men await a second stimulus check. 1.2353 0.05712 85 69 12 4
2913 Sorry, she decided to swim for it. 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
2914 Wanna swap mai tai for your tie? 1.2353 0.05198 85 67 16 2
2915 It’s over, man. Let it go. 1.2353 0.05712 85 69 12 4
2916 '"If you bought the pink bracelet, you can have as many of these as you want" 1.2353 0.05712 85 69 12 4
2917 So..... did you bring the orange juice? 1.2353 0.05198 85 67 16 2
2918 You just missed my weekly beach service. 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
2919 Hi yeah, I work in the industry, the hours are long and the work is thankless but the people are great. 1.2353 0.05952 85 70 10 5
2920 Good you brought the loot. They will never find us here! 1.2353 0.05712 85 69 12 4
2921 On this island, I'm in the top 0.001 bracket (and I didn't pay any taxes) 1.2353 0.05712 85 69 12 4
2922 Hey, Doc, I did as you said, drink lots of liquid and get plenty of rest. You can go now. 1.2353 0.05952 85 70 10 5
2923 You should try working from home. 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
2924 Gosh, this is embarrassing. I should have it memorized by now. I wanna say . . .Brian? 1.2353 0.05198 85 67 16 2
2925 I told you it was my real office 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
2926 TripAdvisor is going to hear about this... I'm not impressed... 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
2927 You REALLY should try working from home! 1.2353 0.05712 85 69 12 4
2928 Sorry Sir. Unlike Trump, you do have to pay your taxes. 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
2929 We don't have to go back, look, I've already found a perfect zoom backdrop! 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
2930 I wouldn't know, bud. I haven't taken off these Oculus VR sunglasses since March. 1.2333 0.05485 90 73 13 4
2931 Stay and I promise to do half the chores 1.2326 0.04872 86 67 18 1
2932 Sorry. This is a single. 1.2326 0.05145 86 68 16 2
2933 Cocktail? 1.2326 0.05404 86 69 14 3
2934 Coconut milk, my friend. The holy grail of relaxation. 1.2326 0.04872 86 67 18 1
2935 You only get this freebee drink if you look like your having fun! 1.2326 0.05404 86 69 14 3
2936 You are halfway here 1.2326 0.04872 86 67 18 1
2937 Hello, I’m a member of the Jehovah’s Witnesses and I would like to talk you about the word of God 1.2326 0.05652 86 70 12 4
2938 As long as you stay 6ft away,you can stay 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
2939 DOLCE VITA !!!! 1.2289 0.05769 83 68 11 4
2940 Life is what you make it. 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
2941 Able was I ere I saw Elba. 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
2942 It's only an island if you look at it from the water 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
2943 Welcome to Robinson Crusoe's Island and HAPPY HOUR. 1.2289 0.06018 83 69 9 5
2944 Where is the closest plug? 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
2945 Got any SPF 2,000 in there? 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
2946 Don't hate just because you don't have a trust fund. 1.2289 0.06258 83 70 7 6
2947 I leased it through Bookit. Why? 1.2289 0.04946 83 65 17 1
2948 Sorry, there was only one coconut. 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
2949 Hope you like coconuts. 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
2950 You can work from home next week. 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
2951 Yeah, I got off Wall Street and look at me now ! 1.2289 0.04946 83 65 17 1
2952 I'm afraid I have already depleted most of the resources this little island can provide,cheers!" 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
2953 No problem; it all comes back when the tide goes out. Care for a drink? 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
2954 Dude! You Look like you could use a hit of this bitchin’ Hydroxychloroquine colada. 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
2955 Welcome to Fyre Island 1.2289 0.04946 83 65 17 1
2956 It’s not really so great. I just didn’t want you to panic. 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
2957 Despair On The Beach - 4 ounces vodka. Serve in a hollowed out rock. Garnish with ice or more vodka. 1.2289 0.05769 83 68 11 4
2958 sorry, my credit card is maxed ! 1.2289 0.04946 83 65 17 1
2959 It was either this or the Fyre Festival. 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
2960 Fyre Fest 2 has been downsized; an accordionist will be here tomorrow. 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
2961 Which of my neighbors have signed up for your siding? 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
2962 Tough break for you. The cabana boy is off until tomorrow afternoon. 1.2289 0.04946 83 65 17 1
2963 It is what it is... 1.2289 0.05769 83 68 11 4
2964 I warned you not to fly domestic 1.2289 0.04640 83 64 19 0
2965 Spelled as it is pronounced . . . "just deserts" . . . 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
2966 Look, I'm in quarentine. Get your own island! 1.2289 0.04946 83 65 17 1
2967 Don’t be a a Debbie downer, just enjoy the break! 1.2289 0.04946 83 65 17 1
2968 You're wanted for tax evasion. Get in the boat and start rowing. 1.2289 0.06018 83 69 9 5
2969 The service IS a little slow. 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
2970 Pull up a chair and stay awhile. 1.2289 0.04946 83 65 17 1
2971 I am never going back to work in the Trump White House. Not ever. 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
2972 Yeah it's a bummer, and I need a refill. 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
2973 ‘Sup, 2020. 1.2289 0.05769 83 68 11 4
2974 You just have to decide which kind of cartoon you are in. 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
2975 You need to work on your backstroke. 1.2289 0.05769 83 68 11 4
2976 Well, I'm still doing casual Friday. 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
2977 Should've been more specific when they asked you what you would take to a deserted island. 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
2978 There’s no water to drink on this island so I filled this coconut shell with my own piss. 1.2289 0.05769 83 68 11 4
2979 Don't worry about your shoe, relax! 1.2289 0.04946 83 65 17 1
2980 Just one rule on the island, old boy-- never say nada to a pina colada. 1.2289 0.05769 83 68 11 4
2981 You keep Manhattan - I'll keep Mai Tai-in'. 1.2289 0.04946 83 65 17 1
2982 Excuse me, but you’re blocking my denial. 1.2289 0.05769 83 68 11 4
2983 You'll have to quarantine for two weeks before starting, understand? 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
2984 You made the right choice. 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
2985 Don't worry, it's diet. 1.2289 0.04946 83 65 17 1
2986 This island is big enough for two........ but you won't do. 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
2987 Sorry, there was only one left when I got here, but hey, have a sip. 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
2988 You know ..when life gives you lemons. 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
2989 Look, I'd buy you a drink but the waitress just swam for home. 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
2990 Thought I'd take a break from the White House, so I'm quarantining out here! 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
2991 I'm out of office. 1.2289 0.06258 83 70 7 6
2992 Remember? It's "Casual Day Friday", Friday. 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
2993 Look buddy, NO ONE watched the entire 'Lost' series - we'll probably be fine. 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
2994 Hold the lime. 1.2289 0.04946 83 65 17 1
2995 You snooze, you loose. 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
2996 Wilson! You survived! You've changed since I lost you! 1.2289 0.05769 83 68 11 4
2997 Sit down and stay awhile. 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
2998 Yeah, I do it for the 'Gram 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
2999 I will sign the papers now, so you can return immediately. 1.2289 0.04946 83 65 17 1
3000 You look like something 'Baby Shark' dragged in. 1.2289 0.05769 83 68 11 4
3001 My advice? Subscribe to The New Yorker. The irony will kill them. 1.2289 0.06258 83 70 7 6
3002 Just relax, man- it's not like you're going anywhere. 1.2289 0.04946 83 65 17 1
3003 Dude, I hope you got some sunscreen in your little briefcase. 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
3004 I have no idea what day it is, but TGIF, right? 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
3005 Sorry, don't need cancer insurance . . . I have sun blocker 50. 1.2289 0.04946 83 65 17 1
3006 I hope you have your own straw in that case! 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
3007 You heard me right. Some day I'm gonna be President. 1.2289 0.05769 83 68 11 4
3008 Dude! The interview was set up to be virtual! 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
3009 It’s not a costume ball..... Don’t dress like you are from a ship wreck.” 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
3010 It's actually hard seltzer, it's less calories you know. 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
3011 You're in luck, it's always 5 o'clock here. 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
3012 So tell me, how are things in the real world? 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
3013 Congratulations. You're the new Cabana Boy. 1.2289 0.05769 83 68 11 4
3014 No one told you about casual Fridays? 1.2289 0.04946 83 65 17 1
3015 I only hope you are a qualified dermatologist 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
3016 Well, it is 2020. 1.2289 0.05769 83 68 11 4
3017 I'm aware he was your best friend, but he's a much better cocktail than he was a conversationalist. 1.2289 0.05769 83 68 11 4
3018 I’d offer you a sip, but I may be COVID positive 1.2289 0.05769 83 68 11 4
3019 Not dressed for the island 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
3020 I know you came a long way to isolate Buddy, but this spot’s taken. 1.2289 0.05769 83 68 11 4
3021 It's kind of lonely, but the social distancing is good. 1.2289 0.05769 83 68 11 4
3022 You either Embrace or disgrace the covid-nut. 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
3023 Remote, whatever 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
3024 Don't worry, it's keto-friendly. 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
3025 I'm here to investigate your travel insurance claim. 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
3026 Prime Plus Platinum delivers here, for $ 999.95 — same day. 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
3027 Welcome to my little slice of paradise. 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
3028 I just finished the last one. Maybe there would still be some if you ever left the office on time. 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
3029 If you're headed to Whole Foods, Jenkins, grab some more coconut water. 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
3030 Is that a bomb in your hand or are you just happy to see me? 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
3031 Steve regrets picking, 'Frampton Comes Alive', for his desert island album. 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
3032 Welcome to the most exclusive beachfront club, voted best piña colada in the world, my dude. 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
3033 No matter where you go, there's always someone more beautiful than you. 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
3034 You didn't happen to bring any ice, did you? 1.2289 0.05769 83 68 11 4
3035 Now you can finally get a break from your boss's emails. 1.2289 0.05769 83 68 11 4
3036 Do you like pina coladas? 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
3037 Sorry, I just used the last coconut. 1.2289 0.04946 83 65 17 1
3038 Here's the deal. I'll trade you what's in this coconut for whatever's in the briefcase. 1.2289 0.04946 83 65 17 1
3039 Take a coconut, you're gonna be here awhile. 1.2289 0.06258 83 70 7 6
3040 Because Traveling First-Class also includes First Class desert island accommodations after shipwreck! 1.2289 0.06018 83 69 9 5
3041 About time you got here. Put the lime in the coconut! 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
3042 You can have the chair anytime I go pee. 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
3043 Hope you don't mind, but I made myself at home. 1.2289 0.05769 83 68 11 4
3044 Man, if you're that concerned about social distancing, why wait for the tide to go out? 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
3045 "Sorry, this island's already taken. 1.2289 0.06018 83 69 9 5
3046 Sorry you came ask this way to ask who I’m voting for, but we don’t have elections here. 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
3047 Welcome to the best rest of your life! 1.2289 0.06258 83 70 7 6
3048 Maybe this is the universe telling you to slow down. 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
3049 You’ll adjust too. 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
3050 Perfect timing. It's five o'clock. 1.2289 0.05769 83 68 11 4
3051 And no drugs either.” 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
3052 My ad simply stated, "Enjoy the sand, sun and surf on a private island." I trust your review will give me 5 stars. 1.2289 0.04946 83 65 17 1
3053 Did you like the walk? 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
3054 No Mansionization, I was here first. 1.2289 0.06258 83 70 7 6
3055 Sorry dude. You came all this way for nothing. I don’t need life insurance. 1.2289 0.05769 83 68 11 4
3056 Thanks for meeting in person. My wify is down. 1.2289 0.06018 83 69 9 5
3057 Hope that case is full of tiny umbrellas. We’re running low. 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
3058 Don't tell me you're coming to a job interview looking like that. 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
3059 Short island no ice tea? 1.2289 0.05769 83 68 11 4
3060 If I’d known you were coming I’d baked a cake. 1.2289 0.05769 83 68 11 4
3061 You found me, but really: all my off shore investments are legit. 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
3062 Have you come to fix the computer? 1.2289 0.04946 83 65 17 1
3063 Hey, six feet between us, dude. 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
3064 I’ll do another, but with a smidge more ice this time. 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
3065 Obviously, the drinks here are not on the house. 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
3066 I'd share it with you but it's the last one. Be a sport and drop by the next island over and bring back a six pack. 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
3067 if you come prepared its practically paradise. 1.2289 0.05769 83 68 11 4
3068 Stop fighting it, man... 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
3069 Chill man, this is a tax haven. 1.2289 0.06018 83 69 9 5
3070 Your tie or mai tai? 1.2289 0.05769 83 68 11 4
3071 Well, Chet, you said you were sick of Zoom meetings. Grab yourself a coconut and let’s get started. 1.2289 0.06018 83 69 9 5
3072 Ease up, man. At least you can be away from the wife for a while. 1.2289 0.06018 83 69 9 5
3073 look, its me or the volleyball. 1.2289 0.06018 83 69 9 5
3074 You get used to the isolation 1.2289 0.04946 83 65 17 1
3075 That IRA of yours is looking real smart now, eh Jerry! 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
3076 Basically, you put the lime in the coconut, and drink 'em bot' up, but I could have told you this via zoom. 1.2289 0.05769 83 68 11 4
3077 Buddy, seems like you need to get your Ship together! 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
3078 Make yourself useful and either call for help, or turn into a steak. 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
3079 Sorry, this Zoom background is taken 1.2289 0.05769 83 68 11 4
3080 First, lose the tie.” 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
3081 Welcome to the Fyre Festival. 1.2289 0.05769 83 68 11 4
3082 have you seen fight club? 1.2289 0.04946 83 65 17 1
3083 This is the life. Life's a beach. It's all here! Lucky you! 1.2289 0.05769 83 68 11 4
3084 The illustration of different peoples perception of working at home. 1.2289 0.05769 83 68 11 4
3085 What now? There’s a fly on my head? 1.2289 0.05769 83 68 11 4
3086 Don't let this COVID thing scare you. 1.2289 0.05769 83 68 11 4
3087 You are a disheveled man with a tie and a briefcase. I am a tanned man with a coconut drink. We must learn to live together on this terrible island. 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
3088 Beach chair rental and cash bar are the next island over. 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
3089 How do you see yourself in 5 years? 1.2289 0.06018 83 69 9 5
3090 Where did you make a wrong turn? 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
3091 I lost my eyes in the shipwreck now I’m trying to drink myself to death to forget the horror. 1.2289 0.04640 83 64 19 0
3092 Sorry bud, all the sun loungers are taken! 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
3093 Do my back? 1.2289 0.05769 83 68 11 4
3094 I bet you're kicking yourself now for not picking coconut as one of your desert island foods. 1.2262 0.05706 84 69 11 4
3095 Sing, give speeches, write poems in the sand ...but I have no idea how long. 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
3096 This is the last coconut; Sorry " 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
3097 Take a number." 1.2262 0.04895 84 66 17 1
3098 When the chaise washed ashore it totally changed my attitude 1.2262 0.04895 84 66 17 1
3099 My coconut is half full. 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
3100 Have it on my desk Monday. 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
3101 I can offer you a great dal on Travel Insurance 1.2262 0.05952 84 70 9 5
3102 I hope you packed your own straw 1.2262 0.05952 84 70 9 5
3103 'You should have taken a right at the copy machine.' 1.2262 0.05706 84 69 11 4
3104 You know, the effect of climate change cut both ways. 1.2262 0.05706 84 69 11 4
3105 Yes, we’ are going to get well acquainted...at high tide 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
3106 You baboon! Fashion week was last week 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
3107 Well, there goes the neighborhood. 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
3108 Sorry to have you traveled all this way for bad news LARRY but I have to let you go! 1.2262 0.05706 84 69 11 4
3109 Hey, dude, you buying or selling? 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
3110 Working from home ain’t So bad once you get the hang of it. 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
3111 Did you bring the rum? 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
3112 No, this isn't heaven, its my tax haven. 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
3113 Man, you are have a bad day. Bar just closed. 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
3114 Hey man. I hope you had a negative COVID test before landing. 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
3115 You should have brought a chair... 1.2262 0.05706 84 69 11 4
3116 I hope you brought some sunscreen lotion. I just finished off my last bottle. 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
3117 Sorry bro, I sent the last rescue boat away. They were harshing my mellow. 1.2262 0.04895 84 66 17 1
3118 Lemonade from lemons. 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
3119 I hope you brought your own liquor! 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
3120 Yes, I did say I was going to get help. I got thirsty though. 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
3121 You must be our first client for the new Trump anti Covid19 cocktail he's selling. 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
3122 Thanks, dude! Now I have to start my quarantine all over again. 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
3123 By any chance, do you have any sunscreen? 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
3124 Sure, he was a little scruffy. But NO ONE could pedicure like Ted. 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
3125 Thanks i already have insurance 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
3126 Care for a pina colada? 1.2262 0.04895 84 66 17 1
3127 You forgot the ice cubes. 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
3128 Yup, the new neighbors have sharks. 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
3129 Thank you for standing in for me at those zoom meetings. 1.2262 0.05706 84 69 11 4
3130 Okay, you need to know about our dress code... 1.2262 0.04895 84 66 17 1
3131 I told you not to connect in the US. 1.2262 0.05952 84 70 9 5
3132 Didn't you get the memo? You have to keep two islands apart. 1.2262 0.04895 84 66 17 1
3133 You won't need the shoe... but alright. 1.2262 0.04895 84 66 17 1
3134 Dude, what kept you? 1.2262 0.04895 84 66 17 1
3135 Dude, you're blocking the sun. 1.2262 0.05952 84 70 9 5
3136 Now you know why we call it Trickle-down Island. 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
3137 It’s a pina colada sans pina 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
3138 Gnarly shoe, my man! 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
3139 You've missed the Club Med by 1235 miles due east. This is a private island." 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
3140 You're telling me, you don't have a mask? 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
3141 I don't think we can socially distance here. Please go away. 1.2262 0.04895 84 66 17 1
3142 Sorry, I'm afraid I got the last coconut. 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
3143 ...and that, in a nutshell, is how telecommuting works. 1.2262 0.05706 84 69 11 4
3144 Got any sunblock in the valise? 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
3145 Sometime time you feel like a nut. Sometimes you don't. 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
3146 You know what they say, keep palm and carry on 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
3147 This is A Cayman Island! 1.2262 0.05706 84 69 11 4
3148 Bring me a fresh one, Nerd. 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
3149 Here's some hydroxychloroquine colada while you self-quarantine for 14 days. 1.2262 0.05706 84 69 11 4
3150 What do think about early retirement now? 1.2262 0.05706 84 69 11 4
3151 Did I mention the tiny umbrella? 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
3152 You should have gone to the University of Pennsylvania. 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
3153 Why hello stranger, you can call me El Presidente, alright? 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
3154 I hope you're not an insurance salesman. 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
3155 I’m a glass half full kind of guy. I take it you’re not? 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
3156 why the long face? 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
3157 Hey, dude, did you bring your volleyball? 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
3158 It would appear you’re missing a shoe... 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
3159 Windsor knot? I prefer Mai Tai. 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
3160 Too bad your rescue ship sank. Have a drink. 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
3161 Style is an attitude, Bob. 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
3162 What do you mean you forgot the rum? 1.2262 0.04895 84 66 17 1
3163 Dude! You're blocking my rays. And 'sup?? I gave up your lounge chair about 4 weeks ago. 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
3164 So how are the kids? 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
3165 You keep working, I'll relax 1.2262 0.05952 84 70 9 5
3166 Relax, the market's still hangin'. 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
3167 Sorry, fellow this island is taken 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
3168 When the boss said to blend into the background, she didn't mean this much. 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
3169 Happy hour ended five minutes ago. 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
3170 Nope, sorry - don’t need insurance 1.2262 0.05706 84 69 11 4
3171 Oh, good, my drink's empty and I thought you were all dead. 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
3172 Sorry there are no more chairs 1.2262 0.04895 84 66 17 1
3173 Dress for the job you want. 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
3174 If you're recently unemployed, grab a coconut and get some shade. It's gonna be a long ride! 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
3175 [Republican neighborhood in Southern California] Climate change? Nonsense! 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
3176 You're from the IRS about my offshore bank accounts? 1.2262 0.05706 84 69 11 4
3177 Rum punch and a back rub? 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
3178 Dude, you’re late. 1.2262 0.05952 84 70 9 5
3179 well, I guess its just you and me kid. 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
3180 Yelping you 2 stars for the drink,but I gotta give you 1 for delivery speed,Brah. 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
3181 Took you a while to get here...Let's get started on my finances. 1.2262 0.04895 84 66 17 1
3182 It's all a matter of perspective, bro 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
3183 Where's the ship? I need refill. 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
3184 I've come to enjoy working from home. 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
3185 If you like Pina Coladas And you have half a brain, You got kicked out of the Whitehouse Here’s where you go to complain. 1.2262 0.05706 84 69 11 4
3186 It's the staycation that never ends! 1.2262 0.04895 84 66 17 1
3187 Correctissimo. It's not only the last straw but the last of the Pina Colada mix! 1.2262 0.05706 84 69 11 4
3188 I know, I know. The biodegradable straws are on their way. 1.2262 0.04895 84 66 17 1
3189 There was hardly any rum in this last one. 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
3190 Your timing is impeccable. After nothing but coconuts for seven years, I was just thinking how nice it would be to get some protein in the diet. 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
3191 Oh, they just closed the bar, bruh. 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
3192 The name's Toll, Aaron Toll, but you may call me A.Toll. (cue the spy music) 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
3193 It it’s five o’clock somewhere so take off your other shoe and chill. 1.2262 0.04895 84 66 17 1
3194 I will share if you brought your own straw! 1.2262 0.05706 84 69 11 4
3195 Fridays are casual. No tie required 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
3196 Welcome to Trump Island! 1.2262 0.05706 84 69 11 4
3197 Dude, it's a "K" shaped recovery. 1.2262 0.04592 84 65 19 0
3198 You're late for our breakfast meeting Felix. 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
3199 I hope you have a chaise lounge in that briefcase, 'cause this one is taken! 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
3200 Best Mai-tai I've had since Walter Reed. 1.2262 0.05706 84 69 11 4
3201 Would you be interested in a Umbrella policy? 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
3202 Don’t be afraid. You’re going to beat this. Drink? 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
3203 I don't understand why you're having such problems. Getting stranded on this island has been a blessing from God for me. 1.2262 0.05706 84 69 11 4
3204 Where’s the boat with the rest of my crew? 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
3205 Sit over there for 10 days. 1.2262 0.05706 84 69 11 4
3206 I’ve been here since January 2017 .... gee, time flies .... is it January 2021 already?! 1.2262 0.05952 84 70 9 5
3207 immigration is always difficult at the beginning 1.2262 0.05706 84 69 11 4
3208 If you must, yeah, it is quarantining. 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
3209 I’d love to invite you to stay Old Chap but I’m afraid diameter is only 5 feet. 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
3210 My island, my shade. Here! Wanna try the Kool-Aid? 1.2262 0.04895 84 66 17 1
3211 Captain, unless there's lots of those little bottles of rum in that briefcase you'll have to find your own island. 1.2262 0.04895 84 66 17 1
3212 I'm social distancing. Please go away. 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
3213 Sorry, I already drank yours. 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
3214 They send Census takers all the way out here? 1.2262 0.04895 84 66 17 1
3215 I would share, but we have to stay 6 feet apart 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
3216 Didn’t you get the memo brah? It’s casual Friday. 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
3217 You don’t happen to have some sunscreen with you, do you? 1.2262 0.05706 84 69 11 4
3218 Uber. You? 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
3219 The 14-day quarantine here isn’t too bad. 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
3220 I appreciate the effort, but I'm really not interested in life insurance 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
3221 'Swimming' the extra mile won't get you that raise, Pete. 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
3222 I infer you got the discount fare. 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
3223 Did you remember the umbrellas? 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
3224 I can't take you anywhere. 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
3225 You didn't have to rush buddy; last call is not for another two hours. 1.2262 0.05952 84 70 9 5
3226 The other option was to greet you with nothing but a smile. 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
3227 You must have seen my 'help wanted' smoke signals. 1.2262 0.04895 84 66 17 1
3228 Quarantine busted 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
3229 “Have a drink and stay awhile.” 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
3230 It's a radio . . . It needs batteries 1.2262 0.04895 84 66 17 1
3231 Did you bring a mask? 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
3232 I didn’t get the memo 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
3233 Welcome to the office 1.2262 0.05706 84 69 11 4
3234 Trust me, you’re gonna love it here. 1.2262 0.04592 84 65 19 0
3235 The New Yorker caption contest is an insult to the cartoonist's art. You should be fucking ashamed of yourselves 1.2262 0.05952 84 70 9 5
3236 They never ask you to bring the record player when asking ‘what are your top ten desert island records’ 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
3237 Have a drink, it’s going to be a while. 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
3238 I finally found a place with no HOA fees. You? 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
3239 Thanks for bringing me my takeout coconut water but you forgot my fries. 1.2262 0.05706 84 69 11 4
3240 glad to see you finally made it out of the office, Bob 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
3241 I’m having a tough time, too. Can you believe this is my first vacation in six months? 1.2262 0.05952 84 70 9 5
3242 Dude did you get tested before you got stranded. 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
3243 Welcome to Remote Worker Island 🌴 e n j o y... 1.2262 0.05706 84 69 11 4
3244 It’s all about state of mind. 1.2262 0.06189 84 71 7 6
3245 Honestly, I came here by choice 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
3246 Ever heard of influencer marketing? 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
3247 I’d offer you a drink, but I’m on vacation.” 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
3248 Coconutflix and chill, dude. 1.2250 0.05024 80 63 16 1
3249 What's in the briefcase? 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
3250 Welcome to paradise in 2020. 1.2250 0.06156 80 67 8 5
3251 this timeshare is a great investment! 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
3252 It's the last one. 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
3253 Tide goes out in about six hours ... that gives you some time to clean up before the bar maids come back. 1.2250 0.05024 80 63 16 1
3254 And then you just drink 'em both up. 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
3255 Yes, I was sitting across the aisle from you on the plane. NO,I did not tip the flight captain. 1.2250 0.05024 80 63 16 1
3256 Knock, knock. 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
3257 Bummer, do you have masks for both of us. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
3258 Did you really think I was avoiding you over a measly $50. 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
3259 If you like piña coladas 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
3260 Next time let's just use ZOOM. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
3261 Someone has to be the bossman. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
3262 I hope you remembered to bring more cocktail umbrellas. 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
3263 I must admit, you insurance salesmen are quite persistent. 1.2250 0.06156 80 67 8 5
3264 Your on the wrong Survivor set, man! 1.2250 0.06156 80 67 8 5
3265 Social yes. Distancing no. 1.2250 0.05024 80 63 16 1
3266 I'm on the do not call on list. Go away. 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
3267 Got any sunscreen? 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
3268 There's a tree if you want to hang out 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
3269 Hey, 6 feet dude! 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
3270 Relax ,In about twenty years you’ll love it here. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
3271 Make yourself at home. 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
3272 I did tell you to have a stay at home job. 1.2250 0.05618 80 68 8 4
3273 I know, I said "In My Father’s house are many mansions; if it were not so, I would have told you. I go to prepare a place for you," but that just didn't work out. Anyway, welcome. 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
3274 You got any lime for my coconut? 1.2250 0.05024 80 63 16 1
3275 Relax, man. Lose the tie. 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
3276 I've been waiting for a refill for hours now. 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
3277 Fine, I'll buy the stupid life insurance policy if you promise to stop following me. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
3278 You got to pay them cash or they get twitchy. 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
3279 Sure, I’m interested in purchasing a tanning bed, but would you mind coming back tomorrow? 1.2250 0.05024 80 63 16 1
3280 Please say you brought a refill. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
3281 The name's Saturday . . . James Saturday. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
3282 It's attitude. 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
3283 I don't need a life policy, man, I'm set. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
3284 You'll get used to it. I'm having a 'Coconut-rum Castaway.' Want a 'Marooned Mojito'? 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
3285 So you're from Publishers Cleraring House here to tell me I've won $5,000 a week for the rest of my life and wondering why I'm not jumping up and down or something? Right? 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
3286 If you came here to remediate white fragility, you’ve come to the right place. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
3287 Yep, you’ll have ta’ quarantine for 14 days and nope, there’s no signal out here. 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
3288 What's with the necktie? 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
3289 Please consider MY health- Wear a mask! 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
3290 You're hired. You can start by feeding the sharks on your way out. 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
3291 Sorry bud. Never tip. 1.2250 0.05024 80 63 16 1
3292 Chill Brah, Mr. Rourke won't be back 'til Tuesday. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
3293 Enough with the role-playing, dude. Just chill. 1.2250 0.05024 80 63 16 1
3294 You need a mask to stay here. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
3295 It's all about accepting what life give you. 1.2250 0.05024 80 63 16 1
3296 I counting on three sheets to the wind, what's your angle? 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
3297 All good. No COVID here" 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
3298 The neighborhood? That tree is MINE! 1.2250 0.06156 80 67 8 5
3299 You were expecting Beyonce? 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
3300 Want to join my pod? 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
3301 Didn’t you get the memo? It said business casual. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
3302 This is what you meant by quarantining? 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
3303 Sorry dude, no one named Dave is allowed on the sovereign sands of Tom's Island, but thanks for stopping by. 1.2250 0.05024 80 63 16 1
3304 The two types of people in a group project. 1.2250 0.05024 80 63 16 1
3305 This might be a long shot, but I don’t suppose there’s any rum in that briefcase of yours? 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
3306 Thanks for taking care of that report for me, I've been underwater here. 1.2250 0.06156 80 67 8 5
3307 I bought that cart at your bankruptcy auction. 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
3308 Dude, get out of those clothes and relax. 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
3309 This will make up for all those vacation days you never seem to use. 1.2250 0.05024 80 63 16 1
3310 I take it you must be the new waiter. Make the next one a “Bahama Mama” and then a “Sex On A Beach.” 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
3311 Dude, your 501k just set sail. 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
3312 Is this your first "trip" to the Mar-a-Lago reality show? 1.2250 0.05024 80 63 16 1
3313 Hey, I'm living the dream, not your reality. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
3314 I'm telling you, working from home has really grown on me. 1.2250 0.05024 80 63 16 1
3315 Have a sip. It's the last coconut. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
3316 Sorry, I’m canceling my home insurance. 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
3317 No Netflix. Just chill. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
3318 Let me guess, another stranded island joke? 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
3319 You just have to show 'em your membership. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
3320 You’re late. So tell me, where do you see yourself in 5 years? 1.2250 0.05024 80 63 16 1
3321 You got jury service again? 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
3322 You left New York too? 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
3323 It looks like you could really use one of these. 1.2250 0.05024 80 63 16 1
3324 Sorry dude, not hiring. 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
3325 Light up a joint and enjoy paradise with me. 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
3326 Excuse me, you're blocking my sun. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
3327 It’s all in the attitude 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
3328 Here have one of these we’re all out of Corona 1.2250 0.05024 80 63 16 1
3329 The service is great, if you know somebody. 1.2250 0.05024 80 63 16 1
3330 Welcome to Fyre Festival 1.2250 0.06156 80 67 8 5
3331 It's not that bad once you get used to it, trust me. 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
3332 The unemployment benefits really were better at the beginning of the pandemic. 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
3333 They said this conference room would be free from 2:00pm-3:00pm 1.2250 0.05024 80 63 16 1
3334 I’m self-quarantining bro - it’s not advisable for you to be here. 1.2235 0.05645 85 70 11 4
3335 The service is good, but the room is a bit small. 1.2235 0.04844 85 67 17 1
3336 Must be Happy Hour! 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
3337 Your pizza sir, cold but not wet. 1.2235 0.05888 85 71 9 5
3338 I up-cycled your shoe to make a cup for my coconut waters. 1.2235 0.05645 85 70 11 4
3339 And I assume you brought something to play the albums on. 1.2235 0.05645 85 70 11 4
3340 No, it’s a drink, what’s a Wilson anyway? 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
3341 Greetings. It's cocktail hour. 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
3342 I could do with a refill 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
3343 Sorry, dude, I snagged the last coconut. 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
3344 You may call me The Donald. 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
3345 Oh, did I click “Personal visit requested”, sorry, I meant to say “Please contact me by email” 1.2222 0.04969 81 64 16 1
3346 Hi honey. How was your day at the office? 1.2222 0.06086 81 68 8 5
3347 Welcome to Pina Colada Island. 1.2179 0.05954 78 65 9 4
3348 Sorry bro, this was the last piña colada on the island. 1.2179 0.05954 78 65 9 4
3349 Have you seen our waitress? 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
3350 Do you want to be the millionaire or his wife? 1.2179 0.05954 78 65 9 4
3351 McAfee's the name, John McAfee. Any weapons for sale in that case? 1.2179 0.05954 78 65 9 4
3352 Relax. We won't starve. Tom Hanks showed me how to prepare sushi. 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
3353 This dick aint going to suck itself 1.2179 0.06228 78 66 7 5
3354 Hey, man; take a swallow before this mirage disappears. 1.2179 0.05954 78 65 9 4
3355 Got any vodka in that briefcase? 1.2179 0.05046 78 62 15 1
3356 Could I get a refill? 1.2179 0.05046 78 62 15 1
3357 If you like coconuts, you came to the right place. 1.2179 0.05046 78 62 15 1
3358 I said with olives. 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
3359 I want the briefcase and the shoe for this drink. 1.2179 0.05954 78 65 9 4
3360 Please tell me you didn’t lose your pen. 1.2179 0.05954 78 65 9 4
3361 I believe I said top shelf. 1.2179 0.05046 78 62 15 1
3362 While you're up, how about getting me a refill? 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
3363 Sorry, I got the last coconut. 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
3364 The drinks are great, but the service is terrible. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
3365 Thirsty? 1.2179 0.06228 78 66 7 5
3366 If you're really Tom Hanks, where's Wilson? 1.2179 0.05954 78 65 9 4
3367 Dude! Welcome! You just missed the cocktail service, but the amuse bouches should be along any minute. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
3368 Sorry, but insurance is the last thing on my mind right now. 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
3369 Howzit Brah, you came a long wave to like work remote, but there's like nah wifi. 1.2179 0.05954 78 65 9 4
3370 Finally. I'll take two beach towels. 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
3371 I asked for it with ice. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
3372 You know, John, I think the problem is that you see the coconut as half empty 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
3373 Where've you been? I could use another. 1.2179 0.06490 78 67 5 6
3374 Taxes schmaxes. Dude, on this island, I’m the president. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
3375 Hey, it's not Waikiki but we can pretend... 1.2179 0.05954 78 65 9 4
3376 I'm working on my 74th version of a coconut cocktail. 1.2179 0.05954 78 65 9 4
3377 I don't know why you risked your life to save me. Being stuck here is a blessing from God during these times. 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
3378 Did you try asking your dad for a loan? 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
3379 Don't tell me I didn't warn you... 1.2179 0.05046 78 62 15 1
3380 Don't tell me you didn't bring the ice. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
3381 Looks like someones been hitting the sandbar pretty hard. 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
3382 Howard, wake up. The meetings over. 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
3383 No thanks, I'm insured. 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
3384 Dude!! What took you!? 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
3385 Who picked who? ...alone on a desert island for life. 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
3386 I meant to zoom a meeting, not to zoom to meet me. 1.2105 0.05717 76 63 10 3
3387 When we get back, I'm totally pitching a show with the high concept tag - "It's 'The Odd Couple' meets 'Lost.'" 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
3388 Well, this is the price you pay for missing company picnics. 1.2105 0.04708 76 60 16 0
3389 I've been here since December 2016. 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
3390 Weren't you sitting in the aisle seat? 1.2105 0.05067 76 61 14 1
3391 I was sent to monitor and report on your eye movements and facial expressions. 1.2105 0.04708 76 60 16 0
3392 Another round, please. 1.2105 0.05717 76 63 10 3
3393 Welcome! No masks necessary here if you have proof of a negative COVID test within 72 hours.... 1.2105 0.05717 76 63 10 3
3394 I'll give you a sip for what's in the case. 1.2105 0.05067 76 61 14 1
3395 You can stay so long as you change out of that dreadful outfit. 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
3396 What I thought summer 2020 would be like vs. what it actually felt like 1.2105 0.05067 76 61 14 1
3397 So, my man, how has the lockdown affected your life? 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
3398 Are you sure that's what they meant by 'Start working remotely'? 1.2105 0.05067 76 61 14 1
3399 Let's see how resourceful you are: I need a refill! 1.2105 0.05717 76 63 10 3
3400 What am I missing — the bar?? 1.2105 0.06016 76 64 8 4
3401 OK...YOU CAN HAVE THE COCONUT IF YOU TELL ME WHAT'S SO DAMN IMPORTANT ABOUT THE BRIEFCASE? 1.2105 0.05717 76 63 10 3
3402 You think you are having a bad day, this is well rum! 1.2105 0.05717 76 63 10 3
3403 You new here? See this? Very valuable coconut! Mine. 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
3404 I used to look just like you. You’ve got to learn to relax, man. 1.2105 0.05717 76 63 10 3
3405 Like I said, 'You should have been here last week. 1.2105 0.06016 76 64 8 4
3406 They said coconut water is good for Covid! 1.2105 0.05067 76 61 14 1
3407 How recently have you been tested for the virus? 1.2105 0.05067 76 61 14 1
3408 If you want to be my intern would are going to have to change your attitude 1.2105 0.05717 76 63 10 3
3409 Current events are overrated. 1.2105 0.05067 76 61 14 1
3410 Rule number one: Six feet apart at all times. 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
3411 Did you bring sunscreen? 1.2105 0.05717 76 63 10 3
3412 Dude, chill, for on this island no man is a mask. 1.2105 0.05717 76 63 10 3
3413 You didn't buy the first-class ticket, did you? 1.2105 0.05717 76 63 10 3
3414 And stop calling me Wilson. 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
3415 Oh, hey, great-- since you're up, would you be a pal and get me a refill? You're the best! 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
3416 I'm sorry, but this island is reserved for people who got tax cuts by claiming their profits were earned outside of the US. 1.2105 0.05717 76 63 10 3
3417 We’ll get through this crisis together. 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
3418 There’s only one stipulation. May I see your antibody results? 1.2105 0.05067 76 61 14 1
3419 Yikes...I'm sure glad I got here in February 1.2105 0.06016 76 64 8 4
3420 I guess since you came all this way, the least I can do is name this drink a “subpoena colada.” 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
3421 No matter how far I go, you salesmen are always trying to sell me something! 1.2078 0.05944 77 65 8 4
3422 Welcome to the retreat, you're fired. 1.2078 0.05944 77 65 8 4
3423 I changed my mind, no life insurance for me. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
3424 Did you bring any ice? 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
3425 There you are. I'll have another mai tai. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
3426 The situation may seem dire, but think about the alternative. 1.2078 0.05944 77 65 8 4
3427 Listen, pal, you chose to sequester the jury. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
3428 Hey listen man, I don't need any travel insurance. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
3429 Now you, too, can start working from home. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
3430 They're going to regret offering me free, unlimited coconut oil. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
3431 Sorry I can’t offer you a chair but tell me again about my insurance premium options 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
3432 It's just business, it's not personal 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
3433 I ordered a refill almost ten minutes ago, dude. 1.2078 0.04654 77 61 16 0
3434 There’s only one coconut, but we can share it. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
3435 Welcome to Mar e Lago! 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
3436 So when you go back out there, can you bring me another coconut? 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
3437 Welcome to Paradise 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
3438 It's called working from home and I'm brainstorming. 1.2078 0.05944 77 65 8 4
3439 . . . And, I like my coladas with extra ice ! 1.2078 0.05944 77 65 8 4
3440 Kick off your other shoe and have a pina colada. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
3441 Just in time. This chilling out is killing me. 1.2078 0.05944 77 65 8 4
3442 Rule no. 1: no shoes 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
3443 You have to learn to adapt to your environment 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
3444 You missed the memo about Casual Friday. 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
3445 It used to be a deserted island. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
3446 It takes time to get used to it. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
3447 Sorry dude, last call was 10 minutes ago. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
3448 There's no fresh water so I need you to piss in this coconut 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
3449 Just don’t own that FedEx package 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
3450 Hey dude! You here for isolation? Grab a COVID cocktail and chill. I feel 20 years younger. 1.2078 0.05944 77 65 8 4
3451 Take off your shoe, make yourself comfy, and let’s have ourselves a little chat. 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
3452 No rescue, no census—take it or leave it." 1.2078 0.05944 77 65 8 4
3453 Sorry, my attorney already copyrighted this desert island bit! 1.2078 0.05944 77 65 8 4
3454 Can you move a little to the left? You’re blocking my sun. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
3455 You put the lime in the coconut” “In this economy? 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
3456 It’s my Friday. 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
3457 You can be my Man Monday to Friday. 1.2078 0.05944 77 65 8 4
3458 Suit yourself, dude. 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
3459 I've only got coconut-flavored. 1.2078 0.04654 77 61 16 0
3460 Remote working versus going into the office. 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
3461 I mailed the rent check for the oasis yesterday! 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
3462 Escaping the pandemic, social unrest, and the elections? You must be American. 1.2078 0.05944 77 65 8 4
3463 So, how's your 'back-to-work' strategy going for ya 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
3464 You might as well just sit and relax. 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
3465 Hi there. Come here often? 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
3466 Sorry, advanced reservations are required. 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
3467 Go ahead. I swear it's gluten-free with no low-calorie sweeteners. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
3468 I told you, Trump doesn’t file, so I don’t know why you were so adamant. 1.2078 0.05944 77 65 8 4
3469 I’ll let you know after I get two more estimates. 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
3470 Would you like a taste of my Republican lifestyle? 1.2078 0.04654 77 61 16 0
3471 Sorry, the Wi-Fi is down. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
3472 let's get those damn papers signed and have you out of here before rush hour 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
3473 Bro, while you're up, can you refresh me colada? 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
3474 You oughta work from home, like me. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
3475 How many COVID tests did it take you to get here? 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
3476 Have you tried the new antibody cocktail yet? 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
3477 It’s all a matter of connections.. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
3478 Hi. Thanks for the house call. But not needed. I'm just social distancing. 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
3479 Maybe the sun is getting to me but I can't think of anything to say to you now that's any different than what I said this morning when you went off to sell insurance to sharks: Chill, man, chill!! 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
3480 Sorry, did you want the last one 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
3481 Welcome to Paradise, Dude. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
3482 I'd offer you a sip, but I'll need your contact tracing info first. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
3483 You've got to embrace the island lifestyle. 1.2078 0.05944 77 65 8 4
3484 Sorry bro, you can’t crash here. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
3485 Like…for real, tie man? Marcellus Wallace’s soul is in there? 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
3486 We just gotta keep calm and carrying on. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
3487 I'll have to insist on social distancing. 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
3488 Hey, Bra, got any rum in that case? 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
3489 He dude! Great work if you can find it. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
3490 I'm sorry, but you're not my type. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
3491 The next coconut is yours, I promise. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
3492 Damn right I want six feet of separation and you better have a mask in that suitcase. 1.2078 0.04654 77 61 16 0
3493 Why you insist on reading the map, I don't know. 1.2078 0.05944 77 65 8 4
3494 From Amazon. Why? 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
3495 You working from home today? 1.2078 0.05944 77 65 8 4
3496 Sorry, bro. I reserved this spot through AirBnB first. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
3497 Sorry, I'm afraid this room is taken. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
3498 You forgot the grenadine. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
3499 Mai Tai for your tie? No deal. 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
3500 Don't let work dominate your life! 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
3501 Sex on the beach? 1.2078 0.06225 77 66 6 5
3502 Nice tie! 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
3503 If I’d known you were coming, I’d have baked a cake ... 1.2078 0.06225 77 66 6 5
3504 Let's stay, no more crazy commute for you, it's covid free, and the best part, we don't have to care what the supreme court does with Obergefell. 1.2078 0.05944 77 65 8 4
3505 Agreed. I’m no George Hamilton. And, agreed, I don’t have a lounge chair. But, I do have this briefcase! And, it’s filled to capacity with $100 bills. So, what do you have to say about that?! David B. Smith Miami Beach, Florida 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
3506 Quit beaching about your job and do something about it. 1.2078 0.05944 77 65 8 4
3507 Another hard day at the office, dear? 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
3508 I hope you brought your own straw! 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
3509 You are welcome to stay, but please keep a proper social distance. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
3510 Relax, what are you going to do with your stimulus check, buy new clothes for an interview? 1.2078 0.05944 77 65 8 4
3511 About 5 years. Why? 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
3512 I told you, you gotta tele-commute. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
3513 Trader Vic! Why do you ask? 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
3514 Man, you gotta learn to live in the present. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
3515 Any chance you like piña coladas? And getting caught in the rain? 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
3516 Good to see you, but you’re going to have to self-isolate for two weeks first ... 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
3517 Welcome to my island, dude! But you'll need to lose the tie and the footwear. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
3518 Wilson thought you might enjoy this on arrival. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
3519 You must come early to get the chair. 1.2078 0.05944 77 65 8 4
3520 Welcome to virtual reality paradise essential worker 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
3521 I call it the Covid Cabana 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
3522 Well don't get too comfortable. This our last paper umbrella. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
3523 Sorry, we're all booked up. 1.2078 0.05944 77 65 8 4
3524 You have to be 6ft away maan!!!! You have to go back to the ocean! 1.2078 0.05944 77 65 8 4
3525 So your the new intern? 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
3526 Would you happen to know if the Yankees won the World Series? 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
3527 Yeah, this pandemic has been tough the billionaire class 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
3528 Whoa, Bro, you look like you need this vacation. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
3529 If you see the waiter on your way to the front desk could you please tell him to come my way? 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
3530 Yes,there was a second chaise lounge but when Cheryl left last year,she took it with her. 1.2078 0.05944 77 65 8 4
3531 Trouble in Paradise??? 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
3532 Hey, have you been tested for COVID? 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
3533 No thanks, I don't drink on work nights. 1.2078 0.05944 77 65 8 4
3534 Sorry, this mental vacation is already taken. 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
3535 You won’t miss the shoe while here ! 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
3536 Can I interest you in some refreshments? 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
3537 You gotta relax,man. 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
3538 Try this, you don't really want a bottle to send a message. 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
3539 Since you're here, get me a refill. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
3540 Did you also get lost on your way to work? 1.2078 0.05944 77 65 8 4
3541 Welcome to Rockaway Beach. Did you get the train or the bus in? 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
3542 Yeah, but the low package price was impossible to turn down 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
3543 Someday, you'll master the art of working from home. 1.2078 0.05944 77 65 8 4
3544 Mr. Trump you do realize there is a global pandemic 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
3545 Hi, take a seat and enjoy the new vaccine. 1.2078 0.05944 77 65 8 4
3546 Buddy, you're missing a shoe 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
3547 Sorry, dude. I don't expect another coconut for about 6 months, but hey, who's counting? 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
3548 What! They finally occupied Wall Street? 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
3549 Thanks, but I don’t need a time share.” 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
3550 Sorry you wasted your time, but I don't need anything. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
3551 You have to go to quarantine on the other side of the island. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
3552 Yeah, working from home. You been commuting? 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
3553 You are woefully underprepared my man! 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
3554 I”m corporate America, you’re lucky slob America. Yeah, Covid-19 makes us meet in the middle.” 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
3555 Got rum? 1.2078 0.04654 77 61 16 0
3556 Sorry, you'll have to wait --- I've still got 45 minutes. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
3557 Sorry I’m late boss, the ferry was delayed till Tuesday. 1.2078 0.05944 77 65 8 4
3558 Dude, I loved you in Cast Away. 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
3559 Did you get laid off too? 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
3560 Where's Skipper and rest? Hey, a guy's gotta eat! 1.2078 0.05944 77 65 8 4
3561 Did you bring the pillow? 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
3562 “Welcome to my TED Talk.” 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
3563 Come and share the sweetness of life. 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
3564 I prefer to sit on my chair thank you 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
3565 It doesn't take long to go native. 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
3566 You know,you are technically still in America 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
3567 Since you don’t have a mask, please keep six feet away. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
3568 Have a sip, and chill out! We’re all sun, surf and smiles here! 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
3569 Did you take the red eye? 1.2078 0.05944 77 65 8 4
3570 You'll love the drinks; but not so the service. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
3571 Think it was dessert island too? 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
3572 What? I always pack for any scenario. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
3573 You can't stay without a mask! 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
3574 Chill out, man. It's Casual Friday. 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
3575 Let me guess, no alcohol 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
3576 Dude! You lost your tan on the business trip! 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
3577 So...you brought corona, but there no beer? 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
3578 We're out of coconut milk. 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
3579 I’m late for work too 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
3580 Hey get your own socially-distanced island, bruh 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
3581 ‘Infinite Jest,’ is, like, why I'm here too. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
3582 Five days of cleanse, yoga, meditation and spa treatment will turn it around for you 1.2078 0.04654 77 61 16 0
3583 Is this the 7:30 to Cleveland? 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
3584 If we get rescued you best believe I’m gonna be tanned and ready for the media 1.2078 0.04654 77 61 16 0
3585 Thank God you survived your calamity, because now you can fix me a second. 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
3586 Hey man, got any ice? 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
3587 Sorry for the bother, dude, but I really don't need any life insurance. 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
3588 Your passport, please. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
3589 I’ll bet we can monetize this. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
3590 I'm on a staycation. 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
3591 Bro, you look so 2020. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
3592 Sorry Dude, but I'm a mirage. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
3593 Take off your tie and stay awhile." 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
3594 It's casual Friday, man!...take off that other shoe, and grab a drink!... 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
3595 What part of 'working vacation' do you not understand? 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
3596 Ah good, Friday, you're back. Now freshen up and mix me another maitai, there's a good chap. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
3597 Dude, I checked out when the Full House lady cheated. What could indicate a worse failure of society? 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
3598 Sad story, Bro, but we’re not taking any more refugees. 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
3599 Have a drink. It's on me. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
3600 Aside from day-drinking, you can leave 2020 completely behind you. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
3601 Honestly, you’ll get a hang of this in no time 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
3602 Did you bring a mask by chance? 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
3603 a coronavirus test is required to stay on this island 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
3604 You know, you can pretty much get used to anything 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
3605 Should’ve taken the furlough, brah. It’s not like Trump will withhold PPE 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
3606 Covid 19 : government chilling vs citizen demolished 1.2078 0.04654 77 61 16 0
3607 I brought your absentee ballot. 1.2078 0.05944 77 65 8 4
3608 Chill bruh! 2020 can’t hurt you here! 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
3609 ‘Hi bud... looks like you had a mediocre day. Coconut?’ 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
3610 Tax evasion? I think you mean ‘spray tan write-off’ 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
3611 Where have you been, I’ve been waiting for my quarantini for hours now? 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
3612 I see you’ve met middle management. 1.2078 0.05944 77 65 8 4
3613 Don’t worry man, I made this chair out of my business casual too 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
3614 This is not what your dad meant by ‘offshore banking’ but welcome dude! 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
3615 Travelling from the States just isn't the same anymore. 1.2055 0.04762 73 58 15 0
3616 Did you just say 'Hi Lucy', Nate? 1.2055 0.06156 73 62 7 4
3617 If you're not doing anything, would you mind getting me a refill? 1.2055 0.06156 73 62 7 4
3618 I really hope you like piña coladas. 1.2055 0.06156 73 62 7 4
3619 Hey, Man, I wasn't expecting you until Friday. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3620 Checkout time is 11am. 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
3621 Hey Bro', get with the program 1.2055 0.06458 73 63 5 5
3622 You don't need to wear a mask here 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
3623 You wouldn't believe my commute. 1.2055 0.04762 73 58 15 0
3624 Take your shoe off and sip the coconut. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3625 Whatever you're selling, I don't need. Next time- call first. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3626 Why are you accusing me? 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3627 Seawater? 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3628 It's got lots of space! 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3629 Sorry, bro. This is a tax haven. 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
3630 That’s just the price of using offshore bank accounts 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
3631 Yeah, well, there's not enough room for social distancing here, so you'll have to go somewhere else. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3632 I asked you if you wanted to co-invest with me in a Silicon Valley IPO 1.2055 0.04762 73 58 15 0
3633 You can stay if you wear a mask. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3634 Nice to meet you, my name is Wilson. 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
3635 Bottom line: celestial navigation. 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
3636 Welcome, This is a great resort, you don't even have to wear a mask 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3637 Kindly keep your social distance, man. 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
3638 Thanks! Now, go find me a really long extension cord. 1.2055 0.06458 73 63 5 5
3639 In two weeks, you will look just like me! Relax! 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3640 I would offer this to you but you need to stay six feet away 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
3641 Sorry, last chair. 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
3642 You must be really desperate to find that shoe. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3643 The shoemaker is open Tuesdays. 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
3644 Weren't you selling vacuum cleaners last year? 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3645 You can have the guest suite 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
3646 You looking for the WiFi password? 1.2055 0.04762 73 58 15 0
3647 I know you’re thirsty - for success, so I’m promoting you to personal secretary.” 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3648 Make sure you quarantine for 14 days, sir. 1.2055 0.06156 73 62 7 4
3649 Captain, where is the Titanic? 1.2055 0.06156 73 62 7 4
3650 You, young man need a drink! 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
3651 Sorry bro, this island's pivoted from WeWork to Fyre. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3652 Greetings, stranger! What news do you bring of the election on the mainland? 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
3653 Dude, it’s not ‘cast-a-way’ Friday. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3654 You’re not the one 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
3655 Welcome home, honey. Looks like you could use this! 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
3656 Airbnb clearly states it’s a studio, Bro. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3657 Can I get you something? 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3658 This is the last coconut and I don't plan on sharing. 1.2055 0.06156 73 62 7 4
3659 Hey dude, this spot is chill. no Covid here. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3660 Nectar? The campaign, for you, will be over. 1.2055 0.06156 73 62 7 4
3661 So you're leaving me, Jerome. 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
3662 I just don't taste the coconut!.. 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
3663 Problem with H.R? 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
3664 If you have another straw you can have a sip 1.2055 0.06156 73 62 7 4
3665 Where can I go from here? 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
3666 I'm immune, Doc. You can swim back to your own island 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
3667 It's 10:30 am, don't you have a 9-5 job? 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3668 Oceanic flight 815? 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
3669 Nah; I'm good. Coconut is also my router. Just chillin waiting for Amazon 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3670 So what's happening out there in the real world? 1.2055 0.06458 73 63 5 5
3671 Did I not mention we are working remotely this quarter? 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
3672 Yeah, I heard that there are no more stimulus payments- bummer. 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
3673 Sorry. Reservations closed yesterday. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3674 We both must have watched The Shawshank Redemption movie but it looks like you found the cache with the money first. 1.2055 0.06746 73 64 3 6
3675 Relax! There's no place to go, anyway. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3676 I knew you were going to ask where I got the umbrella and straw. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3677 How are things at the office 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
3678 Another round of Remdesivir with a twist on the rocks Please 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3679 Have you ever read Four Hour Workweek? 1.2055 0.06458 73 63 5 5
3680 Those rags are out. Have you taken a look at our stranded on a desert island special? 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
3681 Relax, it'll be awhile. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3682 I hear you man, but the 6 foot rule means hasta la vista” 1.2055 0.04762 73 58 15 0
3683 Of course you get breaks when you work remote. 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
3684 Dude! Welcome to the Covid-free zone! Pina Colada? 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3685 Aw helllllllll yeah, I know a dude who’s got the coke when I see ‘im 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
3686 My out-of-office message was very clear. 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
3687 First come, first served! 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
3688 Dude, did you bring the tequila I asked for? 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3689 DUDE, SO SORRY. THE BAR CLOSED AN HOUR AGO. 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
3690 Chill, Dude, these just fall out of the sky. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3691 You’re sure you don’t need an N95 mask? This is my last house call of 2020. 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
3692 It's pretty remote but I don't think I'll ever go back to working in the office. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3693 How was work? 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
3694 DuDE! You look stressed! 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
3695 I called to complain, the drinks are fine, but the accommodations are minimal. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3696 I told you not to take the subway. 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
3697 Where's the second briefcase? 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
3698 Hey man, I am working from home. You? 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3699 I’m here to collect your ballot. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3700 I’m your 6 months in the future self, just relax. 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
3701 It's all good, man. Those green pills just take about a week to work. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3702 I'm a volleyball. Get used to it. 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
3703 I'm sorry. Did you want a sip? 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
3704 A gay cruise sailed by and left me this. 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
3705 I didn’t mean “watch out for sharks”metaphorically 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3706 Jerry, it's simple. Optimism, it's a lifestyle. 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
3707 Its about time. I need you to file a lawsuit for me 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
3708 So the plane finally crashed, huh? 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
3709 Dude, lose the tie. You’re killing my buzz. 1.2055 0.04762 73 58 15 0
3710 I'm not sure where you're in from,but we're going to need to stay 6 feet apart. 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
3711 Look what the catfish dragged in. A remote worker. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3712 Wrong hurricane. 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
3713 I was expecting the Fuller Brush Man last week!! What happened? 1.2055 0.04762 73 58 15 0
3714 I'm just not that interested in buying any more Life Insurance. 1.2055 0.06156 73 62 7 4
3715 Welcome! Last call for happy hour! 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3716 You know the rules, Tom. Piña coladas are for closers. 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
3717 haha check out this coconut 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
3718 Welcome to LAX, please wait for the next available officer. 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
3719 'Yeahhh, so after her 1000th viewing of Castaway, my mother made sure my brother and I always prepared for being, well, cast away. Like yesterday, I'm making toast in Arizona and yada yada yada, here I am now. Always listen to your mother! Coconut?' 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3720 The only way I could ever lose the upcoming elections from you here, is if they are rigged. 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
3721 You pollsters keep getting it wrong. 1.2055 0.06156 73 62 7 4
3722 You just cannot beat this home working 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
3723 You can stay, as long as you're six feet away and have a mask in that briefcase. 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
3724 No pandemic here AND I can just smear this orange gel on my skin everyday. 1.2055 0.06156 73 62 7 4
3725 Have a seat and relax, we might be here a while 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
3726 Well well well, if it isn’t the palm tree that’s been fucking my wife 1.2055 0.06156 73 62 7 4
3727 No Zoom meetings allowed. 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
3728 Would you mind putting on a mask before you bring me another? 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
3729 Happy to share, but I was told I’d be the only covid patient in this quarantine 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
3730 Let’s make this quick. I have my architect coming in at sunset 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3731 Did you pack a mask? 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
3732 Air travel just isn't what it used to be... 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
3733 Where do I plug in my laptop? 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3734 Quick! What's your favorite all time desert island album? 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
3735 ‘I can’t remember if we are social distancing, isolating, or in quarantine.’ 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
3736 Here, they said to make lemonade. 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
3737 Unlike your flight, this island is overbooked. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3738 I hope you packed a BATHING suit. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3739 Does your family think you're quarantining, too? 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
3740 You called, boss? 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
3741 The calm after the storm. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3742 Hold my coconut. 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
3743 It's a hell of a commute, but well worth it! 1.2027 0.05083 74 60 13 1
3744 Welcome, fellow Bernie supporter, I have been here since 2016. 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
3745 A three hour tour,a three hour tour.... 1.2027 0.05766 74 62 9 3
3746 Too bad. My company didn't cut my pay when I moved here. 1.2027 0.06079 74 63 7 4
3747 It's about time, boy. Don't spare the good rum this time. 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
3748 Just so we're clear: I locked down the monopoly on the coconut market on this island, first thing on arrival. 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
3749 Relax, man. You live like it’s always 9-to-5 o’clock somewhere. 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
3750 Have a drink served by Wilson 1.2027 0.06079 74 63 7 4
3751 You’ll get there in time. 1.2027 0.05083 74 60 13 1
3752 Sorry I forgot to mention the Happy Hour was in Fiji. 1.2027 0.05766 74 62 9 3
3753 I used to live on the south side of the island, but there's more green space up this way. 1.2027 0.04705 74 59 15 0
3754 The new guy always does the serving. I need a refill. 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
3755 You have to learn how to relax. 1.2027 0.06079 74 63 7 4
3756 The Corporate retreat forgot me last year 1.2027 0.05766 74 62 9 3
3757 And you might as well make yourself one while you're at it. 1.2027 0.06079 74 63 7 4
3758 Would you mind,buddy? 1.2027 0.05766 74 62 9 3
3759 Trader Vic! It's been awhile. 1.2027 0.05766 74 62 9 3
3760 Dude, you didn't bring the little umbrellas? Bummer. 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
3761 Glad you finally got here. Happy Hour is almost over. 1.2027 0.05766 74 62 9 3
3762 Yup, this 1 year vacation is amazing. By the way, Jim, how's California been treating you? 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
3763 Yeah, I left the city before the pandemic. 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
3764 fermented pineapple smoothie? everything else is heavily salted. 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
3765 I’m sorry, you’ll have to quarantine off the island. 1.2027 0.05766 74 62 9 3
3766 “The only difference between us is I hit my sales goals.” 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
3767 Got any SPF 70 in that briefcase? 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
3768 Can you tell me if this tastes like jet fuel? 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
3769 Nope, can’t escape it here, either. 1.2027 0.05766 74 62 9 3
3770 Mai Tai, No tan lines, and no sales pitches. So get your other shoe and beat it 1.2027 0.05766 74 62 9 3
3771 I am not digging your energy right now. 1.2027 0.05766 74 62 9 3
3772 Oh thank God. I’ll take another Piña Colada when you get a chance. 1.2027 0.06376 74 64 5 5
3773 You’ll adjust faster if you stop checking email and turn off your phone. 1.2027 0.05766 74 62 9 3
3774 Who cares that this is a primary residence? 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
3775 I hope that's sun lotion in the case 1.2027 0.05083 74 60 13 1
3776 You start at the bottom and work your way up. 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
3777 Are you aware you talk about yourself a lot? 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
3778 I told you that going on Twitter was a bad idea. 1.2027 0.05766 74 62 9 3
3779 You said: let’s meet soon ! 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
3780 you're late for happy hour, dude 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
3781 There's no politics here, Eric. 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
3782 Dude, I hope you are not on the island for a coconut, because this was definatly the last one. 1.1972 0.06222 71 61 6 4
3783 Am I better of with a whole life policy, or simple term insurance? 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
3784 The only downside is, nobody can be 6 feet away. 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
3785 So, who do you like in the upcoming election? 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
3786 I asked if you like pina coladas and getting caught in the rain. But, no, you had to go work for the Trump campaign 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
3787 What? No rum? 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
3788 Hey bro, you need to work on your look. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
3789 I would've called for help, but I got distracted by my email and Instagram feed. It was only after my battery died that it struck me I had no place to plug in my charger. 1.1972 0.06222 71 61 6 4
3790 So I had the last coconut. Chill out. Like, it had your name on it. 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
3791 Now take that hush money and swim back to the mainland, I'll retire my political career here, thank you. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
3792 You chose this island getaway from the budget brochure. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
3793 It's safer up north. 1.1972 0.06222 71 61 6 4
3794 I'll never have a better tan! 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
3795 I appreciate the effort, but I decided to buy a term life policy online. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
3796 Would you mind? 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
3797 I admire your dedication, but I already have my religion. 1.1972 0.06222 71 61 6 4
3798 The beach is just okay, and they water the Mai-Tais.” 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
3799 I don't CARE if you have Trump's tax returns. All I want is another drink, OK? 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
3800 Overdressed? 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
3801 Maybe you're just not trying hard enough. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
3802 Dude, social distancing is going to be a problem! 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
3803 Bleach or Quarantine? 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
3804 This is 'Temptation,' not 'Gilligan's. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
3805 I’m leaving. WiFi sucks and I can’t get any work done 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
3806 The surf here is great, but the service is a little slow." 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
3807 It's the last one, man. But go for it, we're both doomed. 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
3808 And I thought the IRS gave up on me! 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
3809 If you want to stay, you’ll have to drink this antibody cocktail. 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
3810 You might want to reconsider your job situation 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
3811 Take off the tie; it's Casual Day. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
3812 Another, please. 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
3813 So sorry about this...but current social distancing regulations require that I ask you to leave the island. 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
3814 Bet you wish you were President. Loser. 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
3815 Improper beach attire. Go home and change. 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
3816 I ordered before my battery died. 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
3817 Welcome to DIY Island! 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
3818 TRUMP....... DONALD TRUMP. 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
3819 Hey Dude! You're dressed all wrong for the island 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
3820 Sorry, man - you came far too close. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
3821 Sorry man. This is the last one and I called dibs. 1.1972 0.06222 71 61 6 4
3822 See! Unemployment isn't so bad. 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
3823 Welcome! Can I see your PCR results? 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
3824 I’ve spent the last four years believing it was all a mirage. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
3825 Testing 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
3826 Well you made through the Shark Tank. What can I do for you? 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
3827 Swim straight ahead another 1,000 miles, bear right, 300 miles more, and you'll be home! 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
3828 Sorry but this club is for members only. 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
3829 Great, now I’ve got to put a mask on. 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
3830 You really should've gone for the upgrade vacation. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
3831 Go get me a flavoured one!! 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
3832 i guess we just have different meanings for “work from home” 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
3833 Hi there, 2020. I’m 2021. Glad you voted and made it. 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
3834 First this was my virtual background, then I started turning my camera off during meetings....it’s a slippery slope. 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
3835 You’re not the only one that tried to escape reality but they all felt they had to go back and do something about it 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
3836 Sorry, this island and this dream are already taken. Try the rundown office in the crowded city a few dreams over. 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
3837 You weren't here so i didn't know what to order for you. 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
3838 Yeah, well, why don't you just go ahead and quarantine yourself for a couple of weeks? 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
3839 You call it castaway, I call it vacation. 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
3840 dude, It's OK to take the other shoe off 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
3841 Dude, you should reconsider your career in timeshare sales. 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
3842 Don’t worry. It gets better. 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
3843 Dude, chill out. It's only for a year or so. 1.1918 0.06062 73 63 6 4
3844 So you came all this way to serve papers, but you didn't wear a mask? Sorry, but we need to maintain social distancing. 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
3845 Right cartoon, but wrong attitude. 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
3846 While you're here, please remember to keep six feet away for safety sake. 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
3847 You missed Happy Hour 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3848 Sorry, bro, but I’m happy with my current vendor. 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
3849 So how was the Office Space themed cruise? 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3850 Can you get me another, dude? 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3851 Don't just stand there, put yourself to work and make me a pina colada. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3852 Hope you brought your own coconut 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3853 Thanks for stopping by but I'd say we can probably skip the furnace inspection contract this year. 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
3854 The service is awful, but you can't beat the view. 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
3855 $1,200 wasn't enough for the whole year? 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
3856 Bro.... 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3857 I was a lot like you, Brah! 1.1912 0.06375 68 59 5 4
3858 Mind getting me another mai tai? 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3859 I hope you brought a bathing suit 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3860 Sorry buddy, Happy Hour is over and I have the chair rented for the week 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3861 Hey man, thanks - the wifi's out. 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
3862 If you don't have a mask, just keep your distance & we'll get along great...that cool? 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3863 Did you bring the Wi-Fi booster? 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3864 How did you know that my name was Tyler Durden? 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3865 Let's see that playlist of yours. 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
3866 Welcome to my space . . . and you still have time to get a great tan 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3867 Waiter! I'd like another Pina Colada, please. 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
3868 You didn't happen to bring another one of these, did you? 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
3869 Be pretty cool if you had some ice in that briefcase. 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
3870 Once you decompress, you'll see that it's just like any other beach vacation - just longer. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3871 S’up loser? 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
3872 You lost? 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3873 I'm sorry this is the last one I have, and it's not that cold anymore anyway. 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
3874 What brings you to the island? 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
3875 Would you like a cold coconut pina colada? Sandra Stedinger, MD 858/750-3282 jgauthier4@san.rr.com 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
3876 Dude, you don't have to wear a mask! 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3877 The babes are on vacation. 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
3878 Just pull yourself up by your bootstrap. 1.1912 0.06375 68 59 5 4
3879 It all changed for me once I realized I just needed to work smarter, not harder.” 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3880 so, you're not here to get me another drink? 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3881 Relax. Embrace your online background. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3882 I'll share my coconut with you if you have any rum in that briefcase. Otherwise, you're on your own. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3883 Are you my new financial advisor? 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
3884 I realize you probably have a million questions, but could you take a sip of this and tell me if it tastes weird to you? 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3885 I'm isolating because of the virus, but it's cool- wanna drink? 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3886 Yo man! No one has endurance like the man who sells insurance. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3887 I know you work hard and I appreciate it. 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
3888 This island is occupied, try the one that is 2 sharks down and to the right. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3889 Leave? Back to New York? No. You leave. 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
3890 Apparently you didn’t get my automated message in a bottle, I’ll be out of the office until cruise liner season. 1.1912 0.06375 68 59 5 4
3891 You've been misinformed. I said female not free male. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3892 The internet here is bad. So is this drink. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3893 Check, please. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3894 Come, relax! This is paradise compared to the US! 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3895 TGIF 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
3896 Looks like I'm finally going to get some service around here! 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3897 Dude, pull up a chair. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3898 I see your not from around these parts. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3899 Extended warranty? It's a coconut 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3900 On the downside, the drinks are really weak. 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
3901 Shaken, not stirred. 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
3902 You don't even notice the kidney failure after the fifteenth seawater martini. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3903 I hope you're not here for the tanning competition. It's been canceled because of the virus. I'm just hanging out prepping until they reschedule. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3904 You're an example of why I never fly Economy. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3905 Welcome to Trump Tahiti, man. 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
3906 You'll enjoy Mai Tai much more than your tie. 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
3907 you have any spare vodka in your suitcase 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3908 The virus isn't real? 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3909 So far only people in large brown suits and a torn up jacket with very ragged pants come here. 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
3910 You'll see, life gets much better after you leave politics. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3911 Enjoy Coco, my new friend. She doesn’t say much but definitely quenches thirst. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3912 I'm eating but you have to wear a mask, that's the law. 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
3913 Well we would spend more time together if you got a work from home job too. 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
3914 I think you'll like teleworking. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3915 You came at the worst possible time--I just finished drinking the last coconut on this island. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3916 Paradise is not all it’s cracked up to be. 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
3917 Sorry, dude, “Survivor” just wrapped up its last season. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3918 Do you want a little bit? 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
3919 Same again, if it's not too much trouble. I'm sorry to say, you've missed the hospitality cart. That's why I never fly Economy. 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
3920 Hey man, thanks for meeting me here but I'm going to be out of office for a while longer. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3921 This place would be great if it could keep its help. 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
3922 Chill. It's the weekend. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3923 Ah, there you are. I'll have another, but what's with the brief case? 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3924 Clorox? 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3925 Heard you were coming. Take off your shoe and sit a spell. Here's a welcoming gift from the dolphin. 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
3926 Welcome! You'll need to quarantine on top of the coconut tree 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
3927 You don't have to actually be here for the tax shelter, but it is nice you finally figured it out and joined me. 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
3928 Thanks for coming all this way, Buddy. So I had this leaflet wash up about your Broadband offer... 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3929 Yeah but did you close the deal? 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3930 Ya, I can totally relate brah…I’ve got my Masters in life experience.” 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
3931 So, what album did you bring? 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
3932 2020 was a decade ago Jack, you don't have to dress like that anymore. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3933 The coconuts are excellent. The service is terrible. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3934 Sorry. I don't think I need a tax accountant after all. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3935 Hope you brought suntan lotion and a chair. 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
3936 My wife talked me into it,but then I liked the whole work-life balance thing. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3937 One palm, one bro, Bro. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3938 We are a little low on ice. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3939 Before you tell me how hard your day was would you get me a few more ice cubes! 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
3940 You just missed the bar boat by 15 minutes, wait till next week I suppose. 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
3941 You may be rated a substandard life insurance risk, due to your use of alcohol. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3942 Rat race, Cadillac-sized scorpion race. Same diff. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3943 This place is terrible... no internet. 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
3944 Looks like it’s the same old, same old out there! 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3945 Of all the gin joints on all the islands in all the world, you walk onto mine. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3946 I' don't buy the whole 'stranded on a deserted island' trope. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3947 Thanks. Just what you ordered, eh? 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3948 I told you that flight deal was too good to be true. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3949 Chair guy comes out early morning. You just missed the drink server. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3950 There will always be "haves" and "have nots." It's a law of nature. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3951 Not to worry, Google will keep a good eye on you. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3952 Yeah dude. This working remotely like really sucks. You’ll find it’s even hard to get Grubhub to like deliver here.” 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3953 I'ts not that I don't think about the mainland now and then, but I never miss the commute 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3954 This was the only one left on the tree - apologies. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3955 I'm busy right now. Can you bring the papers back later? 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3956 I'm sorry I must have had my backed turned when you were mugged. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3957 ...and it's not like I mind if she sees other people,I just want to know about it,you know? But to answer your question,no,I don't have any T.P. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3958 Couldn't afford the deluxe package, huh? 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3959 Welcome to heaven! 1.1912 0.06375 68 59 5 4
3960 So as the boat sunk, your last act was to salvage the Wilson file? 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
3961 In the event of an emergency evacuation, please leave all your carry-ons behind. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3962 What took you so long? I've been waiting for some company, for nearly a month now! 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3963 Phil learned something about himself when he saw a mirage. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3964 Check-in is on the other side of the island 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3965 They kept trying to take my straw away. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3966 Rough day? Can't imagine. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3967 Chill, dude. Find your groove and working from home is a breeze. 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
3968 Sadly, the previous butler got,er,erm,consumed." 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3969 Perfect timing. Can you refresh my mai tai while I work on my back tan? 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3970 Rule 1: We have to rules here. Rule 2: No ties. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3971 OK, if you throw away your necktie and put your other shoe in the briefcase, I'll give you a sip of my margarita. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3972 Looks like I was right. Too many sharks out there. You're better off staying here in our oasis. 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
3973 Sorry, Bud....No Left Shoe, No Service. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3974 I'm here because you didn't answer the census online, sir 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3975 You’re really not embracing the spirit of Casual Friday. 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
3976 You know Bob, it's really all about making lemonade when life gives you lemons 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3977 $10.00 From the bar just past the reception desk 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3978 I said ice. A pina colada is not worth drinking without ice? 1.1912 0.06375 68 59 5 4
3979 First things first. Did you bring some ice? 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3980 Sorry Bud, You've got to get here earlier if you want to save the beach chair. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3981 Hey Bro. Don't worry, all your dreams of getting back to the grind will fade quickly once you find a good coconut cup. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3982 I don't need to open that, I am already a millionaire 1.1912 0.06375 68 59 5 4
3983 I thought I made it quite clear. You were supposed to bring Wilson, the Volleyball, not some random Pina Colada. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3984 Welcome to the future - circa January 21, 2021. 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
3985 Coconut? No. This is a palantir, through which I struggle very day with the thoughts of the Dark Lord. 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
3986 You don’t remember that Facebook quiz you filled out about your tropical island fantasy 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3987 There were a lot more people here, but I forgot my mask so they left. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3988 Sorry, but you'll have to quarantine for 14 days. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3989 Want a sip? 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3990 And pray tell, what planet did you just come from? 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
3991 One of the Bonus Point perks for a ten year stay! 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3992 Welcome to Fyre Festival! It can't get better than this. 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
3993 You wouldn't have any rum, would you? 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
3994 It’s my COVID cocktail, but we’ll have to share the straw. 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
3995 Dude, this office has a strict dress code. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3996 Can you tell me how I get to Miami? 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3997 Welcome to the best place in 2020. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3998 YOLO, Sam. It's a way of life. 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
3999 Sorry. This desert island is reserved for the 1%. 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
4000 Keep stressing, man, you're gonna meet an early grave. 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
4001 Hey dude...beat it. I’m isolating. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
4002 A little help, please? This coconut isn't going to refill itself. 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
4003 On this island, we have a saying: don't schedule a team meeting if it can just as easily be accomplished through an email. 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
4004 I don't care if you were in the South Sea Bubble; you'll still have to self-isolate. 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
4005 I don't need life insurance 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
4006 okay.. so anyway, this guy walks into a bar, see, and... 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
4007 I thought you were all about “leaning in”? 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
4008 Dude, social distancing much? 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
4009 Look on the bright side... 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
4010 The straw is extra 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
4011 Dude, we've been expecting you! 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
4012 Let's turn stranded into staycation. 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
4013 Does it look like I need the insurance, pal? 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
4014 You shouldn't pay your taxes either 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
4015 the other guy brought the coconut, did you bring the rum? 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
4016 I'm sure the plane crash and the sharks sucked, but can you go back to the store for rum? 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
4017 What took you so long, the postcard said come to Maui whatever it takes I didn’t mean swim 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
4018 Hey , 6 feet distance please 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
4019 Did you bring those legal documents? 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
4020 Timing is everything. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
4021 Thanks a lot, Dude. You broke my train of thought. 1.1912 0.06375 68 59 5 4
4022 As your vacation psychiatrist I see you have not taken any of my advise. Get rid of the tie, the briefcase and shoe and socks and I will give you my pina colada. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
4023 At first I thought I couldn't crack it. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
4024 I really was expecting to find a desert island, James. Oh, then I hope you packed your water wings. 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
4025 A briefcase. How ironic. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
4026 Donald and Joe are transported back in time to a shared destiny in tonight’s episode of: The Twilight Zone. 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
4027 The budget motel is over on the next island. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
4028 And after two qualifying nights, you get a third night free. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
4029 Look, Dave, I know you need help with the project, but I just don’t have the bandwidth. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
4030 You should have paid full price. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
4031 Well well well if it isn’t the worn down business man that’s fucking my wife 1.1912 0.06710 68 60 3 5
4032 Forget it, Jake, it’s OUR TOWN. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
4033 Frank? Where are my nipples? 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
4034 Fortunately, my boss allows me to work remotely. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
4035 Seriously. It's certified non-GMO, plant-based, and 100% Vegan. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
4036 I could do without that silly little umbrella. 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
4037 So, you survived the shark tank? 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
4038 Grab a coconut. It looks like you could use a drink. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
4039 Sure, brah. Just leave the contract, I'll sign it when I get to it, and call you to pick it up. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
4040 Hey, sorry dude, but you'll need your ID to get a drink around here. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
4041 Another, Nameless Servent. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
4042 It's not so bad here; we have all the seafood we can eat and all the coconut beer we can drink. I've even mastered the art of making little drink umbrellas from fish fins. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
4043 Dude, relax....Sober October will be over before you know it! 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
4044 I'm impressed you swam all this way, but I'm still not doing the Census, man. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
4045 You're not quite the man Friday I had in mind, but you'll do. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
4046 LOOK'S LIKE YOU HAD A BAD TRIP 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
4047 Fix yourself a drink. We’ve been out of rum since March but we have plenty of coconuts and of course, all of this. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
4048 It’s called Nepenthe! You’ll forget the shipwreck, the sharks, the hostile natives! 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
4049 You know I'm still torn about joining the missionary with you. 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
4050 Working from home is what you make of it. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
4051 Here, you must be parched-but you’ll need to come 1-2 metres closer for a drink 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
4052 The commute’s a beach. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
4053 Piss off & get in that cage with the Mexican kids on the other island. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
4054 If I had enough money for a second chair, I would have bought a dinghy. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
4055 Hi, honey. How was traffic? 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
4056 At the last island left post global warming flood "What? The straw is stainless steel!" 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
4057 Sir, here's the package you ordered ... Appreciate you can warn us about the sharks in future, we can provide drone service too 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
4058 I’m not planning on giving up this chair any time soon... maybe try over there. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
4059 and I really don’t understand why people complain about remote learning 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
4060 Man I just had to get away from this economy! 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
4061 Welcome to Desert Island, I hope you brought masks 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
4062 I sure hope you brought the bookkeeping. 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
4063 I like your commitment Bob! 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
4064 You will have to quarantine for the next 14 days. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
4065 No WiFi here, bro. 1.1884 0.04742 69 56 13 0
4066 Hey man, you come for the Fyre Festival, too? 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
4067 The service is slow, but it's worth the wait." 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
4068 Could you get me another? 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
4069 Hey buddy, as long as you're up, how about grabbing me another one of these? 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
4070 I’d offer you one, but it looks like the vendor is all dried up. 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
4071 I thought I had asked if somebody could make a Manhattan, not for somebody made in Manhattan. 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
4072 You tried to escape The White House and came to... Mar-a-Lago? 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
4073 I hope you brought some rum. 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
4074 My Malibu sunset is running low. You got some pineapple juice in there? 1.1857 0.04682 70 57 13 0
4075 Bendy straws dude! You still feel stranded? 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
4076 Can you at least turn around? You are RUINING my vacation. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
4077 You get used to it after a while. 1.1818 0.04784 66 54 12 0
4078 Welcome Dude! Got any Rum in that Crate? 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
4079 Did you bring more rum or not? 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
4080 Well, I say the glass is half full, whereas it appears you believe it's half empty! 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
4081 Hey bro, not to be a beach Nazi or anything, but you're kinda standing in my rays. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
4082 Worried? Don't think so. This recurring nightmare is yours,not mine. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
4083 No. I graduated from a state school. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
4084 I thought it was casual Friday. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
4085 Welcome to LA! Don't worry, this coconut is gluten free and we have energy readings scheduled for 5pm. 1.1818 0.06072 66 57 6 3
4086 Welcome! Have some Kool Aid 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
4087 The Service is Slow, But the View is To Die For! 1.1818 0.06072 66 57 6 3
4088 Epictetus is the name. Not grieving for the things which I have not, but rejoicing for those which I have is the game. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
4089 No one told you it's casual Friday? 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
4090 Meet my wife Palm. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
4091 Are you the new intern? 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
4092 Ok, Brah... I'm gonna need you to, like quarantine, for 14 days. When I'm done with my drink, you can totally use it for a mask. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
4093 Your trope DIED, brah! 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
4094 Working from home can be relaxing but you look as stressed as a late night Sex worker 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
4095 Relax! Zoom calls are not permitted from this island. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
4096 Different kind of Kool Aid . .but it works. Might be the rum. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
4097 Like I said, you only get paid if there's DNA in that briefcase for a hybrid of velociraptor, great white shark, and John Goodman. 1.1818 0.06072 66 57 6 3
4098 Tired of working from home, old boy? 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
4099 As you are standing there, would you offer me a refill? With more ice, please. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
4100 Where’s your mask faggot? 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
4101 Finally! I need a refill. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
4102 Straight? No. LGBT? Nope. 1.1818 0.04784 66 54 12 0
4103 Should have chosen your parents more carefully man - none of it would have happened 1.1818 0.06072 66 57 6 3
4104 This coconut is filled with Pepto-Bismol. I’ve had explosive diarrhea since the only things to consume are ants and salt water. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
4105 You told me to base my operations in an off-shore jurisdiction. 1.1818 0.04784 66 54 12 0
4106 You can have the last sip, but it's mostly backwash. 1.1818 0.06445 66 58 4 4
4107 I hope that the Briefcase has Masks! 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
4108 Well, it's a lose-lose. I have melanoma and no insurance. You don't have melanoma, but your insurance is so crappy that you'll die prematurely, too. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
4109 So you’re not the concierge? 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
4110 Dude, no need to go crazy over a virgin piña colada. 1.1818 0.06445 66 58 4 4
4111 Dude, where's your shoe? 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
4112 I do feel sorry for all the people raising kids during quarantine. 1.1818 0.04784 66 54 12 0
4113 Dude, you lost your mask again swimming home from the office. You should totally get an aqua man mask ..... or Little Mermaid ..... or a boat! 1.1818 0.06072 66 57 6 3
4114 Trust me, You’ll get used to it. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
4115 Another please cabana boy. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
4116 Internet has been down for months. 1.1818 0.06072 66 57 6 3
4117 You'll eventually get there hang of working from home 1.1818 0.04784 66 54 12 0
4118 Yeah, my uncle founded this island. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
4119 I see that HR neglected to tell you that we're strictly castaway casual. 1.1818 0.04784 66 54 12 0
4120 You're late! Didn't they teach you how to swim in law school? 1.1818 0.06072 66 57 6 3
4121 Took you long enough. Fetch me another." 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
4122 How was work, Honey? 1.1818 0.06072 66 57 6 3
4123 I hope that briefcase is full of money if you think you're gonna stay here. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
4124 You can have a sip ... in two weeks! 1.1818 0.06072 66 57 6 3
4125 Did ya have a hard time finding the place? 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
4126 What do you mean you forgot your mask?! 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
4127 I don't suppose you would have a free refill in your briefcase? 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
4128 If I give you some of this can I deduct it? 1.1818 0.04784 66 54 12 0
4129 I pledged $500,000 to one of Trump's PACs, but I haven't sent the check yet. So just relax. They'll find me. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
4130 It's that time again "Clap and switch" 1.1818 0.06072 66 57 6 3
4131 Chill, Bro. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
4132 You should have traded the briefcase for a lounge chair. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
4133 I forgot to vote 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
4134 I used to be like you, swimming the shark race 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
4135 I’m sure we’re the first people stranded here, but I’ve already found plastic straws, sunglasses and a deck chair floating by in the ocean 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
4136 I know you’re here to witness my vote, but I’ve already voted twice. Has Trump won yet? 1.1818 0.06445 66 58 4 4
4137 It’s the most exclusive tanning bed you’ll ever see. 1.1818 0.06072 66 57 6 3
4138 Welcome to heaven. Relax bro! There is no work here, not even remote. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
4139 I came here to quarantine, what about you?" Jake Ashburn, Columbus, Ohi 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
4140 Didn't I tell you to pick up dinner? 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
4141 Beach chair rental is $50. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
4142 No booking? That’s a bummer man. 1.1818 0.04784 66 54 12 0
4143 If you can make coconut drinks you are hired! 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
4144 Relax, I come here to unwind and my yacht is due back tomorrow to pick me up. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
4145 If I find your other shoe where do you want me to mail it? 1.1818 0.04784 66 54 12 0
4146 I voted and now rather hang here till after the election. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
4147 Yes, first you have to quarantine downstairs, though 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
4148 Thanks for bringing the paperwork. As you can see, electronic signatures aren't really an option out here. You musf you wait a few months I can make you one of these. 1.1818 0.06072 66 57 6 3
4149 Okay, fine, life's not fair. Now excuse me, you're in my sun. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
4150 I would offer you some, but it is my last one. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
4151 Looks like going offshore’s been rough. Have a drink. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
4152 I know I said close by, but you could have called a cab. 1.1818 0.04784 66 54 12 0
4153 How about going out for dinner tonight? 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
4154 Come on! Where'd you hide my other shoe? 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
4155 This is my first time visiting Fired Island. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
4156 Do you work for FedEx too?!?! 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
4157 Bro, you think it's rough out there, today I finally had to step between Mr. Starfish and Senior Scallop. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
4158 Hey man, I thought you said we would meet here on March 13. Where ya been? 1.1818 0.04784 66 54 12 0
4159 Coconut by coconut 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
4160 I just couldn’t take all those billable hours, you know? 1.1818 0.06072 66 57 6 3
4161 Your late, Johnson, but I'm willing to listen to your proposal. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
4162 Welcome to Thighland. Would you like some covfefe? 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
4163 Will you please just relax? I’m sure they’re going to find us eventually. 1.1818 0.06072 66 57 6 3
4164 Excuse me but, where's your mask? . 1.1818 0.04784 66 54 12 0
4165 Year of 2050: “I’m telling you, climate change is a hoax.” 1.1818 0.04784 66 54 12 0
4166 You must be the new maintenance guy. 1.1818 0.04784 66 54 12 0
4167 you look like you've had a rough day. can i interest you in a tropical island with the perfect man, aka me? 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
4168 Look Paul, my life’s essential, just like your job. 1.1818 0.04784 66 54 12 0
4169 The food sucks but the drinks ain’t bad. 1.1818 0.04784 66 54 12 0
4170 As if being on deserted island wasn’t enough, I’m now hallucinating 1.1818 0.04784 66 54 12 0
4171 You look parched, grab a coconu-- ... oh. 1.1818 0.06445 66 58 4 4
4172 I know I swiped right but I’m not looking for anything serious. 1.1818 0.06072 66 57 6 3
4173 Sounds like you took working remotely too seriously. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
4174 Bro, you got a mask? 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
4175 Dresscode, dude. You look like you're working from home. 1.1818 0.06072 66 57 6 3
4176 You think your office is brutal? You should try getting a decent burger on this isle! 1.1806 0.04565 72 59 13 0
4177 Been waiting for you, Mate 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
4178 You just learn to adjust 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
4179 Do I repurpose your duds or do you go back for the masks?" 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
4180 As they say, no man is on an island. 1.1791 0.04720 67 55 12 0
4181 If you didn't bring ice, move along. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4182 Dress for the job you want, Mr. Castaway Casual? 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4183 This is why I don't do buisness. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4184 Next time take a surfboard, dude. Flying is too stressful. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4185 No lime. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4186 Refill, please. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4187 Just what I need, Another door to door... errrrr island to island salesperson 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4188 Cool, man. Just in time to get me a refill. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4189 I'll have to see your birth certificate. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4190 Relax, we still have 5 whole coconuts and only 1 year until the next boat comes by. 1.1746 0.06213 63 55 5 3
4191 How did you get here? 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4192 Did you bring the tanning butter I texted for? 1.1746 0.06213 63 55 5 3
4193 Sorry dude. I just uncorked the last coconut 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4194 Dude, it's not even 5 o'clock. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4195 Are you a Democrat? 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4196 You're from Desert Island Disks, its ok now, I fixed it. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4197 Sorry, pal. I bought this island to escape the pandemic. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4198 Buddy, you've got to step up your remote working game. 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
4199 Too bad you missed the upgrade. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4200 Have you been Covid safe? 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4201 I hope the papers didn't get wet. 1.1746 0.06213 63 55 5 3
4202 Two guys, one palm. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4203 The good news is the coconut milk is great. The bad news is, I used it all to get this great tan. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4204 One. It's just me. Is that good enough for your "Census" project? 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4205 Did you bring the crudites? 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
4206 Yoo bro, you look so positive. Chill and take a sip. The sunbeams will take care of us. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4207 I guess they never mention how your three items get here 1.1746 0.06213 63 55 5 3
4208 Welcome to my bubble dude. Don't worry, you'll be picked up in 14 days. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4209 Well, if you're like me ... nah, you're a loser. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4210 It has nothing to do with your work ethic, Dave, but the board feels you don’t take yourself seriously enough for upper management. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4211 Hey man, just look at it as early retirement. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4212 Luckily, it’s a coconut palm. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4213 Corporate slavery pays you well so that you can relax after stressing the hell out of you 1.1746 0.06213 63 55 5 3
4214 It’s like Animal Crossing, but for your late 30s. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4215 Well, you should have come prepared for spending your life on this island. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4216 Jimmy Buffet, never heard of him. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4217 Thanks for bringin' the dow, start chilin', the Island is yours now. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4218 SORRY, THIS ONE IS ALREADY TAKEN 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4219 'First, some rules. You stay six feet away, The cocoanut tree is for me only, and the sea around us is off limits." 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4220 Sorry you got here late..... 1.1746 0.06213 63 55 5 3
4221 Sippa my coconut pineapple float? 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4222 You see any coconuts left on that tree? No? Then what would you use as a mixer, Einstein? Fucking stuffed shirt piece of shit. 1.1746 0.06213 63 55 5 3
4223 I don't care if there's a pandemic that's been restricting travel for months now. Go back and get me some ice. 1.1746 0.06213 63 55 5 3
4224 Welcome to your all expenses paid trip to the Bahamas! 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4225 Time for you to leave the rat race. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4226 Tough day? Maybe a drink will help. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4227 living lavish under the palm oh what a great life ... anyone could have 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4228 I know it was selfish to take the last coconut, but due to climate change, this island won't be here next year anyway! 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4229 My password is Quarantine2020 1.1746 0.06613 63 56 3 4
4230 Sorry, this island is dress casual. Try to islands up, I think they're still stuck in the 9-5 era. 1.1746 0.06213 63 55 5 3
4231 Where are those stat reports? 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4232 Fyre Festival is what you make of it, bro. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4233 The best cure for burnout. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4234 The cruise ship's picking me up in an hour. If you want a ride to civilization, get me more mango-papaya punch. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4235 Fox dropped by.. We're now "Isolation Island. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4236 Sorry old boy. Happy house just ended! 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4237 Dude, it’s Casual Castaway Day 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4238 Bad timing, its the last coconut of the season. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4239 That’s the difference between us West Coast dudes and you East Coast dudes. We go with the flow. By the way, any other survivors? 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4240 Sorry man... You have to get here early. 1.1746 0.06213 63 55 5 3
4241 Tax Evasion? I thought this was still a part of Spain. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4242 Term or whole life? 1.1746 0.06213 63 55 5 3
4243 Get out of my chair...please? 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4244 Coco-Uber 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4245 Hey Robertson, can I call you Rob?" "My name is Friday. 1.1746 0.06213 63 55 5 3
4246 The loan sharks are harmless if you give them your social security number 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4247 I have dibs on this island, modern Crusoe. Please take a sip from this drink and then show yourself out! 1.1746 0.06213 63 55 5 3
4248 Please tell me you brought your own chair 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4249 They'll find us, you have the nuclear codes, man 1.1746 0.06213 63 55 5 3
4250 Yup, I'm your coconut water self. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4251 Always Be Posing! 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4252 Well, a commitment to the timeshare would definitely make that lunch happen. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4253 Sure, we explored sharing, but I decided to establish this island in a trickle down model. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4254 What is this 'telework' of which you speak? 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4255 Dude, I said I wanted organic guava juice and hand crafted dark rum; this has papaya juice. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4256 I'm tell'n ya, Bro; virtual reality is totally rad. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4257 I think you are taking this “All Americans Who Can Get The Vaccine Should Get It” thing a bit too far; Don’t you? 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4258 Your lucky, just in time for a drink under happy hour! 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4259 Poor baby! You work so hard! Here ya go! 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4260 I think it was author Shirley Jackson who said, “No live organism can continue for long to exist sanely under conditions of absolute reality.” 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4261 I'd offer you a swig, but I'm practicing social distancing. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4262 Um, pretty sure you're within six feet of me. 1.1746 0.06213 63 55 5 3
4263 Work? Y'know, sometimes you just gotta not-work your cares away... 1.1746 0.06613 63 56 3 4
4264 It's not even as bad as the flu 1.1746 0.06213 63 55 5 3
4265 Haven't you had enough of that shark tank? 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4266 Might as well get comfortable. I’ve been here longer than you’ve had that briefcase. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4267 Thanks for coming, I need your help to patent my cure for the global pandemic. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4268 What if I told you the real desert island you’re stranded on is in your mind? 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4269 Oh God not an eternity with that loud mouthed freshman I tried to teach History in 2016! 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4270 The party invitation said to dress casual, not business attire. 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
4271 I hope you quarantined before coming here. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4272 Please tell me there is a lime in that suitcase. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4273 I suggest you search for other prospects. 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
4274 Yeah, man, the pool boy brought it. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4275 I already called dibs on the chair. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4276 Yup, basic and Covid-safe, but the service can be painfully slow. Have you been tested ? 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4277 You bring a surfboard? 1.1746 0.06213 63 55 5 3
4278 I say, quarantine does have its upside. Do us favor, old man, and fetch me another. 1.1746 0.06213 63 55 5 3
4279 Steroid colada? 1.1746 0.06213 63 55 5 3
4280 I was expecting the Fuller Brush Man. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4281 It’s all in the mind. 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
4282 Stop hustling for in person jobs dude. I told you remote is trendier! 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
4283 Do you like pina coladas? Do you have half a brain? Then you're living the worst song ever written and I'll ask you to leave my island. NOW! 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4284 Hey Dude. You're late for the meeting but in time for cocktails. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4285 Ah, you have to quarantine for 14 days before you go out.... 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4286 Excuse me. I was looking for the Dress for Success seminar? 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4287 Dude, did you bring a mask? 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4288 Hey Dude, could you move? You're blocking my sun. 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
4289 No point stopping on this island: there is no space to physically distance: No hospitals either: Keep moving on: Vipin Bery, Toronto 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4290 No worries dude, have an antibody cocktail. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4291 Say it ain’t so, Joe. 1.1746 0.06213 63 55 5 3
4292 A coconut for your thoughts? 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4293 It's obvious that you are not ready for the beach life! 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4294 What took you so long? I moved here in 2016. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4295 Dude, that was KAYAK.com not CANOE.com 1.1746 0.06213 63 55 5 3
4296 Got a bathing suit in your case, I hope! 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4297 Oh man...why didn't you just book with Exotic Excursions? Way less hassle.. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4298 Welcome to my island! Ah,I see trumps still in office! 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4299 Dude! If you're going to dive into the shark tank, make sure you know how to swim. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4300 My dad turned me on to this great stock to put his money into for myself. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4301 Could you ‘business me up’ another daiquiri? 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4302 Well dude, what I can say? I’m just a natural at this social isolation stuff. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4303 This remote work is a heavy lift. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4304 Nope, we do not hold elections in this island. 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
4305 I’ll take the auto insurance but are you sure I need collision and Personal liability? 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4306 Dude, you're lookin' seriously parched! Have a swig of my blue Hawaiian. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4307 Thanks for coming in. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4308 Is this where I report for the work remotely option? 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4309 If you like pina coladas, you’ve come to the right place. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4310 It's not all it's cracked up to be; the water's not potable. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4311 Dude, you need to chill. Have a Pina Colada! 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4312 Hey, Dude, are you another one of my many Instagram followers here to follow me around the island? 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4313 Dude, you come to a corporate meeting with one shoe? 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4314 Here, take mine. The boat from the hotel will be right back. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4315 Sorry bro, deserted islands are a hot market these days. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4316 Sorry, but I took the last coconut. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4317 I tried to swim to Spain after the fall of America but this works fine. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4318 Sorry,this seat is taken. 1.1746 0.06213 63 55 5 3
4319 Hey buddy, mask up 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4320 Does the policy include coverage for flood damage? 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4321 Why aren't you wearing a mask? 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4322 You'll love it here. You can work and home and you'll never have a commute! 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4323 Yes I do like working from home but it does have some drawbacks I can clearly see. (Snickers). 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4324 YES, I like Pina Coladas but NO this not O'malley's. AND, unless there's Rum in that briefcase I'm going to stick with the 'Wilson' I've got. 1.1746 0.06213 63 55 5 3
4325 Is that my sunscreen? 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4326 Welcome to fantasy island 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4327 Back from the salt mines, Sid? Remember, it's your turn to cook. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4328 The audit is finished. You can't afford this. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4329 You need a Mai Tai Monday attitude adjustment. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4330 I'm afraid Wilson had a little accident, Chuck. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4331 Welcome to Brazil 1.1746 0.06213 63 55 5 3
4332 I was really hoping for a lady but youv4 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4333 Dude--our "beach landings" always shock new guests! 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
4334 The Art of the Deal" and you can have your own island. And this is the only place on earth that I have not insulted anyone 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4335 First come first served” that’s clear on the websit 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4336 Could you get me a refill? 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
4337 So, I guess I married the wrong sister? 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4338 I hope you brought the new Bad Bunny album. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4339 I was hoping for someone less focused on their career, but at this point I'm willing to settle. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4340 On second thought maybe I'll renew my auto insurance. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4341 Hey, bro, what's happenin'? 1.1746 0.06213 63 55 5 3
4342 You're looking at it wrong, Jim. Statistically speaking, we're in a pretty good shape. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4343 You know Larry, sometimes you just need to stop and smell the palm trees 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
4344 Drink up, the cannibals like some meat on the bones! 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4345 Hey dude, I’d offer you a drink but I only have one straw. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4346 You're just not cut out to swim with the sharks. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4347 The kind of Cast Away Tom Hanks would've preferred. 'Wilson...is that you?' 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4348 Sorry dude, but my calendar’s not open for, like, another month. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4349 , “why do you always see the glass as half empty?” 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4350 The piña colada‘s here are superb!” 🌴 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4351 If you like piñacoladas 🎶 (roger smith voice , American dad) @postrubenism 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4352 Sous les pavés, la plage. 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
4353 I bought an umbrella. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4354 How was the debate? I didn’t watch. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4355 Welcome to 2021 rker 1.1746 0.06213 63 55 5 3
4356 Of all the people in the world, I get stuck on this island with myself 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4357 So what have I missed lately? 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4358 Whoa dude, sweet Sperry. 1.1746 0.06213 63 55 5 3
4359 I’m fine, Doc. I’ve got my cocktail right here. Just leave the drugs by my chair for later. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4360 There better be my lunch in that briefcase! 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4361 - all you need is a coconut and a star to steer her by 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4362 Your job acceptance letter is in the wallet i gave you! I thought it'd be nice and cryptic! 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4363 You must be new.. Pull up a lounge. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4364 Cool story, but you gotta try this piña colada. 1.1746 0.06613 63 56 3 4
4365 Instead of us both waiting for help, I propose I lounge and you wait on me. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4366 Is that your pandemic halloween costume? 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4367 Bro, loving your corporate tan 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4368 self isolation plans on my own private island foiled! 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4369 You better take this as service is terribly slow. 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
4370 What, no mask? 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
4371 Forget the Election and the Covid, I'd say a tsunami is our best bet. 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
4372 The bad news is, they only serve pina coladas, 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
4373 "One more skinny margarita please. 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
4374 Here's mud in your eye.” 1.1719 0.06122 64 56 5 3
4375 Sorry, but there's not enough space for social distancing here. 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
4376 See you could have been chillin like me if you would have left all that mess going on months ago”. 1.1719 0.06122 64 56 5 3
4377 President Trump is your boss and still wants to buy Greenland even though all the ice is gone? 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
4378 Yeah. You might think I'm living the dream. But, gotta tell you being in this position without moving for 3 years isn't easy. 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
4379 Sorry bud, but this is the last coconut. You’ll have to wait for the supply train to arrive. 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
4380 Do you have a reservation? We're pretty booked up!" 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
4381 No, it's yours. I'm allergic to coconut! 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
4382 Sorry, but we're social distancing 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
4383 Year after year and you keep worrying about our numbers. 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
4384 Sorry dude, this island is under quarantine. 1.1719 0.06122 64 56 5 3
4385 This gig economy is great when you need a little tax accounting. 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
4386 Didn't you get my message? I changed my mind about that insurance policy. 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
4387 They sent me here to do the 2020 Census, but made no arrangements for my return travel..... 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
4388 I have no interest in a life insurance policy. 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
4389 'This one is occupied, mate. You should've taken climate change more seriously.' 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
4390 You might not believe me if I told you, but I did find the straw up the nose of a turtle out here 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
4391 And, along with the universal remote, comes a universal view. 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
4392 It's small, there's little shade, no water. But the service is exceptional! 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
4393 It's full of salt water, but it makes for a good look. 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
4394 Dude. Don’t you come over here with that work thing . 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
4395 McKinsey? Never heard of it. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
4396 I told you I was on vacation. 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
4397 Sorry, man. I’m pretty sure ‘Ragged Friday’ was last week. 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
4398 Oh hey, I was beginning to wonder if this time-share is legit. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
4399 I knew I should have taken the vacation package 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
4400 Tax evasion sure tastes great! 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
4401 I've lost 20 pounds. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4402 What's the problem? I'm standing back while you're standing by. 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
4403 Oh boy, freshen my julip and make it snappy. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4404 My family’s great. I’m running away from the news.” - Rebecca Riegelhaupt, London, U 1.1639 0.06264 61 54 4 3
4405 When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
4406 Bro, I don’t even know who Wilson is. 1.1639 0.06264 61 54 4 3
4407 And you said there were no amenities 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4408 Welcome to paradise, amigo 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4409 Looks like you need a drink! 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
4410 Where have you been all this time, I’m ready for another one! 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
4411 You'll see, home office is much less stressful! 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4412 Telecommunication avoids your arduous commute,mate. So dry out your computer. I'll show you the ropes. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4413 Oh, I hadn't noticed that before. I guess it does say "Wilson." 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4414 It's all in your state of mind! 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4415 Make it a double. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4416 Long trip I know, but trust me, this truly is the best way to quarantine 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
4417 How was your commute today? 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4418 Aaah, tes. Nothing beats ferment 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
4419 Sorry, fresh out of Covid Cocktail. 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
4420 Well, you're stranded and you wanted a bathing beauty. 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
4421 No, I don't worry about rising sea levels. I'm just a mirage. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4422 Did you remember to bring the pizza? 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4423 Sorry babe, this is my private country. If you don't leave immediately I'll have to shoot you in self defense. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4424 That coconut could have killed you. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4425 Haven’t adjusted well to remote, eh? 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
4426 I'm teleworking on my tan. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4427 Bro, got a Best Life Insurance Policy? 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
4428 And then I said: DEEZ NUT?!! 1.1639 0.06264 61 54 4 3
4429 Is it Casual Friday yet? 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
4430 I hope you can swim as there is nothing else to . Perhaps we should check for sharks by throwing something into the water. 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
4431 Looks good. If no water pours out, we’ll place an order. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
4432 What are you doing here in the 32-acre resort in the Bahamas? 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
4433 Hey Dude, welcome to my island. Want a sip? 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
4434 It won’t be long until I start fucking you in the ass. 1.1569 0.07070 51 46 2 3
4435 We are safe from COVID here. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
4436 Ah,finally! Can I have a refill ? 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4437 Really?! Which flight insurance did YOU buy? 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4438 I'll have another one of these 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4439 You like seafood? 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4440 Hell of a commute, huh? 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4441 Social distancing's been cool for me how about you bro ? 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
4442 Welcome to the Rock. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4443 Dude - Seriously? 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
4444 I’m going to need a urine sample. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4445 we are out of rum by the way 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
4446 Don’t tell me you have a bridge to sell. 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
4447 No, we don't have any sanctuary cities. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4448 Relax, You can just order Room Service like I did. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4449 Census..huh? Seriously Dude, you need to rethink your career. Want a sip of coconut milk and urine? 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
4450 Quarantine yourself for 14 days. Then we'll party. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4451 No Covid. But no internet reception either. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
4452 You can have a swig; but, no more swimming with the sharks. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4453 You can't evict me from your island getaway during the Covid-19 moratorium. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4454 What's in the briefcase, dude? 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
4455 Masks? Dude, we haven't had those in months! 1.1552 0.06415 58 52 3 3
4456 You cant collect taxes if I live on an uncharted island! 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4457 Six feet. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4458 Welcome! Have a Clorox Quarnatini! 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4459 I could've been rescued a few times already but I'm taking this social distancing to a whole new level. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
4460 Killer vegan diet here, dude. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
4461 'Care for some Lysol?' 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
4462 Wow, President Trump. Dexamethasone is some drug. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4463 Sorry bro, I’m all out of mix. 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
4464 halloween arrived early 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4465 when life gives you coconuts you make Piña Coladas 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4466 You really have to learn to chill. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4467 Working on my tan because I hear they are gonna film Survivor Love Island here. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4468 Ok Boss, I sold it to the sharks 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4469 Its a rich source of zinc, I have a week left of the quarantine. 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
4470 Dude! What's with the briefcase? 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4471 I told you sharks aren't going to buy insurance from you. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4472 It's a great location, but it's nearly impossible to find a resort staff member. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4473 I’ll have the same. 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
4474 Hey, it's not the city but there's no covid here. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
4475 You wasted your trip. This is a tax-free island. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4476 Me? Stranded? No, I came here voluntarily to get away from all the candidates' election commercials. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4477 Furloughed? 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4478 Jealous? You grabbed your briefcase. I grabbed a pool lounger and it is reallll comfortable. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4479 You should really consider early retirement. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
4480 It 's a superb blend of ingredients--especially the giant worm at the bottom. 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
4481 Fired Island? No, dude, this is Fire Island! 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4482 The bad news for you is we're out of rum. 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
4483 Man, you’re working too hard at your great escape. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
4484 This is the last coconut, but I’m waiting for the other shoe to drop. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
4485 Welcome to the Hotel California. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4486 Perfect timing, I need a refill. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4487 Thanks for your great tip to go all in on Mountain Peaks Investments before Antarctica Ice Sheets and Greenland Glaciers went out of business! 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
4488 Welcome, but could you please quarantine for 14 days? 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
4489 Here hon', have a sip and then we'll go figure out a left shoe for you. 1.1552 0.06415 58 52 3 3
4490 Nice to meet you dude, but I'm leaving. The service here is terrible. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4491 Can I have another? This time go easy on the lemon. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4492 Sorry dude, I was here first and this island is barely six feet wide. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4493 Hey Buddy, where’s your face mask? 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4494 Dude! Ditch the tie and briefcase and chill! Catch some rays! 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
4495 Working at the office is so 2019, dude. 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
4496 This island isn't big enough for the two of us so make your move! 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
4497 Yeah, you're clearly new here. The whole "missing people from home" thing eventually...fades away. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
4498 I hope you brought a swimsuit in that briefcase 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
4499 The front desk clerk was eaten by a shark. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4500 Can you get me another one of these? I'm parched. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4501 Hey buddy, pull up some sand. 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
4502 It’s about time you showed up. I need a refill! 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4503 Just follow the Tom Hanks rulebook 1.1552 0.06415 58 52 3 3
4504 Did you happen to bring any rum in that briefcase, brah? 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
4505 Why yes, the commute is terrible. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
4506 Please make yourself feel at home 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4507 I guess I'd bring a lawn chair, a mixed drink, and a disheveled businessman 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
4508 I hope you brought more limes. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4509 Great, you finally got some time off work! 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4510 It’s the end of the world as we know it 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4511 Community college, actually 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
4512 Did you bring the plexiglass shield? 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
4513 Just embrace it. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4514 I assume you have rum in that briefcase? 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4515 You finally got of social media too? 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4516 Really? 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4517 Yes, that's why I chose NOT to have a job. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4518 Do you have any sunscreen? 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
4519 Did you bring the conch? 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
4520 We must have the same travel agent 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
4521 I think it's unfair to compare how we have adjusted to the situation and suggest one of us is "not embracing the opportunity" ... 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
4522 I swam across an entire ocean, almost got eaten by a shark an to mention attacked by a mean jelly fish family. Just to let you know your policy is about to expire and if you sign up with me today I can save you thousands on your car insurance. 1.1525 0.05829 59 52 5 2
4523 Sorry, man, but this is my half of the island. 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
4524 I'd let you stay, but the covenants don't allow subleasing. 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
4525 I called you days ago. 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
4526 Welcome to Kevintown. 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
4527 It’s not bad, but it could use a little ice. 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
4528 Sorry, Dude. This is my timeshare. No visitors allowed. 1.1525 0.06310 59 53 3 3
4529 Yes, it would be better if there were anything potable. 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
4530 The name's Trump, Donald Trump, and it looks like I've been voted off the island. 1.1525 0.06310 59 53 3 3
4531 I forgot to mention it at your onboarding, but Fridays around here are casual. 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
4532 Dude, don't tell me you had to start going back into the office! 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
4533 Didn't you see the ferries started up again? 1.1525 0.06310 59 53 3 3
4534 Sorry bro, keep your distance. Get lost again with the next low tide. I have this Covid thing covered till it's over and it does not include you. 1.1525 0.05829 59 52 5 2
4535 Welcome to "Small Island Paradise." Your package starts with our famous island cocktail. 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
4536 Penny for your thoughts? 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
4537 Yeah. I was hoping for a like. 1.1525 0.05829 59 52 5 2
4538 After you finish filing the TPS reports, if you could get me another coconut, that would be great. 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
4539 Working on the weekend again? 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
4540 No, thanks, that's not a straw... that's a fuse. Trust me. 1.1525 0.05829 59 52 5 2
4541 I’m the CEO of Penis Hut. 1.1525 0.05829 59 52 5 2
4542 One each 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
4543 Drink’s flat, Jim. 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
4544 It’s 100% Everclear 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
4545 Thank you for coming. Did you bring any ice? Bob Greene 917.696.6823 bob@contourventures.com 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
4546 Welcome to paradise. I'm your host. Are you interested in a coconut spitzer? 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
4547 Yeah,I almost picked the "2020 Experience" shore excursion as well. 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
4548 I came here after he was acquitted. I knew that’d be the low point of the year 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
4549 First day? Check in isn’t until 4pm and you’ll need a wristband or else they’ll kick you out. 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
4550 Less talking. More distilling. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
4551 Early brainstorming sketches for Cast Away. 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
4552 The Coronavirus Cocktail disinfects from within. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
4553 I arrived on the back of a whale, and you, cheers! 1.1429 0.05937 56 50 4 2
4554 I hope you’re a coconut salesman, ‘cause I’m not sharing mine. 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
4555 You packed the wrong stuff, Jerry. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
4556 What 19? 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
4557 « Could you fetch me another? » 1.1429 0.05937 56 50 4 2
4558 Pardon me, waiter dude, there's a little too much coconut in this Tropical Sunrise. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
4559 Working hard won't take you anywhere anyways... 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
4560 I guess I forgot to tell you, the IRS granted me an extension. 1.1429 0.05937 56 50 4 2
4561 What kind of rays were you catch'n? 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
4562 Face the facts 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
4563 Just a swig of this hydroxychloroquine and you'll feel like your on your own island, man. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
4564 This is how I "Work from Home." 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
4565 Rough trip? Sorry it's the high season and we have limited space 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
4566 Actually, I'm not wearing a bathing suit. It's a lack of suntan 1.1429 0.05937 56 50 4 2
4567 You like blondes? 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
4568 Gotta go with the flow, bro! 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
4569 Looks like you fell from the window of last week's caption contest. Pull up a chair and make yourself comfortable. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
4570 My Man! Chris Wallace! My main mediator! 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
4571 You know there's indoor plumbing, right? 1.1429 0.06461 56 51 2 3
4572 That is so gnarly you make house calls. I think my left leg is broken and my feet are swollen. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
4573 I’m one of those leftover guys from Fyre, but hey, it’s better than jail. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
4574 Get your own beach chair, pal. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
4575 Dude, the service at this resort is bogus! 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
4576 We are in fact in a K-shaped recession! 1.1429 0.06461 56 51 2 3
4577 As long as you maintain a 6 foot distance. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
4578 Mau Tai's near the ocean, alleviate any passed over promotion. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
4579 This could use a little more nutmeg. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
4580 Wrong island, wrong assumptions, wrong outfit. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
4581 Didn't I say noon? 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
4582 Coconut juice cocktail? 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
4583 What's the problem? 1.1429 0.05937 56 50 4 2
4584 It’s free when you finish your quarantine! 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
4585 Yeah, you just hold it like this, say the magic words, and Voila! Down it comes! 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
4586 While you’re up ... can you grab me another coconut? 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
4587 Dude - that's no way to dress-for-success on this island! 1.1429 0.05937 56 50 4 2
4588 What are you waiting for? You're blocking my sun light! 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
4589 What's with the little umbrella? 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
4590 The predators on this island are nothing compared to Wall Street. 1.1429 0.05937 56 50 4 2
4591 Yes, I would like to talk about a life insurance policy. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
4592 Decisions. 1.1429 0.05937 56 50 4 2
4593 Where's Wilson? 1.1429 0.05937 56 50 4 2
4594 Drink it; you can piss in the ocean. Robert Karsh Clayton, MO 1.1429 0.06461 56 51 2 3
4595 Can you top this up for me? 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
4596 Yeah bro, I’ was here first and I’m way more wrecked than you are... 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
4597 Don’t harsh my mellow... 1.1429 0.05937 56 50 4 2
4598 But first put on your mask . . . 1.1429 0.05937 56 50 4 2
4599 Since early March. You? 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
4600 Glad you made it! Now just Quarantine over there for the next 14 days. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
4601 You have rum in that case, haven't you? 1.1429 0.06461 56 51 2 3
4602 -Welcome to "Diversity Island"! -I...I don't get it... 1.1429 0.06461 56 51 2 3
4603 You look like you could use a vacation. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
4604 You look stressed. You survived man! Be grateful... In an unrelated note, this is the last coconut and there's no food anywhere.. so you know... just chill man 1.1429 0.05937 56 50 4 2
4605 Relax. We get Grubhub. 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
4606 Here it's 5 o'clock, it's somewhere. 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
4607 Room service is extra. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
4608 'I already gave at the office." 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
4609 I'm telling ya doc, I put the lime in it, I drank it all up, I called you in the morning, and I'm still stuck on a desert island! 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
4610 See? I told all that schmoozing and rubbing shoulders to get ahead was a bad idea. Nietzsche' was right, people really are hell!! Now, get off my island. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
4611 I'm so glad you dropped in for lunch! - this is my last coconut. 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
4612 You are really in luck because we went to Stage3 today, which means all outdoor dining but we can share this straw. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
4613 Its not too bad here if you make the most of the situation 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
4614 Did you know that 19% of American men wear their ties too tight, cutting off circulation to their brains? 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
4615 bad news is...we have to share good news is no covid 1.1429 0.06461 56 51 2 3
4616 Who needs a stimulus package? 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
4617 Don't worry. He comes by every other month or so. 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
4618 Just because we're stranded for work doesn't mean we can't have fun. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
4619 I need a refill. 1.1429 0.05937 56 50 4 2
4620 As the new man servant for the estate, it is good you brought a helping hand... 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
4621 Take a sip, you’ll feel better. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
4622 Ah, the new help. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
4623 I hope travel expenses are not in your legal fees. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
4624 What do you mean you still have to work on your Vacation Days? 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
4625 Dude, No man is an island without a Pina Colada. 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
4626 What an original concept am I right? A desert island cartoon, never been done before. I hope the lazy bastard that shit this out is proud of themselves 1.1429 0.06461 56 51 2 3
4627 It must not be 2020 here. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
4628 Please self quarantine for14 days 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
4629 Why don't you make like a tree and get out of here. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
4630 Next year I'll stop claiming Sharkie as a dependent. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
4631 Let’s talk about insurance. 1.1429 0.05937 56 50 4 2
4632 Did I forget to mention the meeting was on Zoom? 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
4633 Can you direct me to the closest shoe store? 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
4634 Sorry, your room won't be ready until they finish up at the Tiki bar. 1.1429 0.05937 56 50 4 2
4635 Hey Dude. Surfs up! 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
4636 Did you bring my flip-flops? 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
4637 Get me another drink, kid; then I'll show ya how to get out of here. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
4638 You must be that new Secretary of State I was hearing about. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
4639 I gave at the office. 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
4640 No worries Mate..I'm taking Trump drug cocktails and I have never felt better in 20 years 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
4641 So, rent is 1400 a month, and yes, this is the last coconut. 1.1429 0.05937 56 50 4 2
4642 You should try using filters. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
4643 Welcome! You sleep on the other side unless you pay me $400 per night to snuggle, up to you. 1.1429 0.05937 56 50 4 2
4644 The waitress will be around again in six months or so. 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
4645 You made the right decision, my friend. Now have a sip! 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
4646 Like I said,why don't you work from home. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
4647 Thanks but no thanks. I already have plenty of cocaine. 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
4648 Did you grab ice on the way home like I asked? 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
4649 s. I’m sorry Ted our touch base was changed to tomorrow 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
4650 What do use as sunblock? The tree. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
4651 Are we really all in this together? 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
4652 You insurance salesmen just won't take No for an answer 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
4653 The even bigger question, though, is where this little umbrella came from. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
4654 Welcome to Isla de la Wesley, muchacho! No need for shirt and shoes here, friend! And leave behind society’s sense of shame because you WILL see me drink my own piss to stay alive! 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
4655 Consider the potential for a swim-up bar 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
4656 Dude, you really need to unpack all of your baggage. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
4657 Is it dude or braw now? 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
4658 Dude... you're getting a Mai Tai! 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
4659 But what about the gap on your resume? 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
4660 No worries, Amazon delivers. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
4661 Pina colada or mojito? 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
4662 You’re just in time to refill my bong Johnson. Welcome to our bank’s best posting. Take your shoes off, set a spell. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
4663 I was only in the US for one day... 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
4664 Your welcome drink. Sorry, no cookie. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
4665 "The Mermaids Greeting Committee will be here soon to show you to your room." 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
4666 Ponzi scheme and PPE. I guess you missed that memo. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
4667 I told you, bro, no good deed goes unpunished! 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
4668 It's 5 o'clock somewhere! 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
4669 Looks like you could use a drink! 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
4670 John Turturro I presume? 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
4671 Look... I’m a coconut half full kinda guy. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
4672 You should have joined the Creative Class. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
4673 No gracias. 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
4674 Another one please ... oh, wait, you're a homeless guy. Swim to someplace else, ok? 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
4675 Only buy what you need. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
4676 Tiny Isle? This would be a large apartment in Manhattan. Now go get my Pina Colada refill. 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
4677 Cancha see I'm busy?? 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
4678 Hank, now go back and tell my future ex-wife, she will not get Archie Comics. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
4679 Welcome to Unemployment Island. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
4680 Economy? Next time try flying Business Class. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
4681 That attaché case had better be full of cash 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
4682 Dude, relax. You’re on an island... 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
4683 Relax. It’s not as remote as you might think.” Don Dechman Austin T 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
4684 It’s not a great as you might think - room service takes forever! 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
4685 It appears that you are a little late in telling me I can save money on my insurance. Would you like a drink? 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
4686 I'd love to help but my drink is almost empty. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
4687 With this Covid thing, I have to ask you to leave! 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
4688 And I haven't paid taxes in 15 years! 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
4689 That's just how Capitalism works, bro. 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
4690 Two is NOT a Company but a Crowd on this Island! 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
4691 Chill bro. The 'Lost' crew won't be here for a few more hours. 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
4692 You need to truly commit to your Zoom background. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
4693 You wouldn't happen to have any pineapple juice in that briefcase? 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
4694 Where’s your mask and hand sanitizer ? 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
4695 Long tiring journey. You seem to be waiting for a drink 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
4696 You are trespassing!!!" 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
4697 Dude, you shoulda just texted me. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
4698 I think you'll like it here, but the tie is definitely not cool. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
4699 I texted you to bring home something for dinner. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
4700 No, thanks, I don't want any insurance, but could be a buddy and swim back to get some more mai tai mix? 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
4701 Have you bring the suntan lotion ? 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
4702 Think of it as the glass being half full. You'll be getting a great tan. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
4703 Dude, it's what you make of it that counts! 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
4704 Smell this and tell me if it's gone bad. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
4705 Relax, bro...everything's gonna be fine. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
4706 What's up, buddy? Sit down and make yourself at home. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
4707 Lost at Sea, lonely, boring, but I don't have to listen to Trump! 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
4708 What happened to your shoe, Dude? 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
4709 Man, you need to learn how to chill. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
4710 This is for first class castaway passengers only. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
4711 I've got the best bartenders here. The best drinks. The best seat in the house. Don't be afraid of the island. There is nothing that can hurt me here. . . . Too bad about you, though. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
4712 Listen, we agreed you’d do the leg work. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
4713 'I was shaken, never stirred' 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
4714 Dude-you should learn to relax! 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
4715 I hope there's more little umbrellas in that briefcase of yours. This is the last one. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
4716 Welcome to living a cliché. Somebody has to do it, bro. 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
4717 • Money cannot buy you friends, but you got a better class of enemy. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
4718 Er... co...covid, that what you said? Dunno that. Have a co...conut, bro. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
4719 Life’s better on the beach ? 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
4720 Yo, put your order in now. Service is slooooooow 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
4721 You have just missed the last ferry. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
4722 You can’t gage success off a smile 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
4723 Rich dude says: I’m thirsty give me some of your blood. Average guy: Kills the rich guy tans his hide and uses his bones to make a boat. Wow you were fucking useless before but look at you now. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
4724 It's not a fiscal paradise for everyone 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
4725 Here...have some Regeneron. It's much more than a theraputic. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
4726 Did my ice melt? 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
4727 Let me get this straight. You actually think you won? 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
4728 Sorry, there’s no room at the piña colada section. 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
4729 Send in your ballot by mail. The steamer stops here every other day. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
4730 Rough trip? Did you remember more rum for the Piña Coladas? 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
4731 Dude, what took you so long? 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
4732 do you have any suntan lotion 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
4733 No, we don't have Zoom here. Why do you ask? 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
4734 It’s always casual Friday here! 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
4735 Pull yourself up by your bootstraps and earn your own deckchair. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
4736 Well, everyone's commute is different. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
4737 Chill dude, you look worse than a Democrat at a gun show. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
4738 I hope you brought some limes for my Corona. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
4739 Hello! I’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty... 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
4740 Sorry, Dude, check-in isn’t until 3:00. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
4741 Couple of slugs for one mask? 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
4742 I hear ya dude, but go with the flow, reset expectations and wait till things wash up. 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
4743 Yeah, man, this is chill island! Want a Pina colada ? 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
4744 If you have to work from home you just washed up on The Best real estate around. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
4745 Did you bring sunblock? 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
4746 Hey,new guy,step to the left,you're blocking my zoom call. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
4747 Do you happen to sell sunstroke insurance 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
4748 As long as you're up 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
4749 What do you think? To heavy on the coconut? 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
4750 I was on a cruise ship. You got laid off? 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
4751 Where did I get it? Turn around, there's a tiki bar just behind you. 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
4752 Oh, sorry, I already canceled my homeowner's insurance. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
4753 The fine print also indicated without proof tested negative, would be required to socially distance 6 feet 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
4754 A little over dressed here, eh? 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
4755 Sorry Sir, I lost my mask in the hurricane. Do you think maybe you’ve taken social distancing a bit too far? 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
4756 are those sunglasses only lenses?? lazy cartoonist 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
4757 Who is the beach bum now? 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
4758 Thanks for letting me use the last straw and mini umbrella on the island. Can you also piss in this for me? 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
4759 I lost my shoe, Johnny. I lost my $&#!?%* shoe, and nothing in this suitcase will help me get it back. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
4760 So... win/win? 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
4761 I'm this island's concierge. So, where would you like to go? 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
4762 It always starts with a woman. Then you blow out your Flip Flop. Margarita, brah? 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
4763 Sorry, dude. This island’s taken. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
4764 Since you’re here, can I get another one of these? 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
4765 This is actually ceramic. . . I brought it" 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
4766 You must have not realized you'd be commuting to "work remotely" 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
4767 You’re, like, the fifth person this week. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
4768 I told you the best way to go about it is not paying your taxes. 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
4769 Howdy Mr.- uh- uh- plane man. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
4770 The great thing about this place are the free refills. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
4771 The best thing about this place is that the drinks are half price between 5 and 7 every day. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
4772 Mirage is so bland. I prefer Imagination Creation 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
4773 Trust me, bro, you can't even tell it's urine." 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
4774 So you picked a tie, a briefcase, and one shoe? Lame. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
4775 OK that's it, I give up. I'll fight the system your way. 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
4776 Now that you're here, I gota like wear a mask and stuff...not cool, bro. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
4777 Relax! Try Wai Tai, it's a better fit. 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
4778 Sue you? I've got better ideas. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
4779 Cool it. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
4780 While jumping from one panic attack to another there comes a wave of good mood,just living for that 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
4781 Welcome to no one man’s land 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
4782 I knew I shouldn’t have thrown out my matching coconut cup. 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
4783 And I told him: I don’t want anything without rum in it 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
4784 Who just joined? 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
4785 Wow dude, I washed up after the Fyre Festival, looks like the 2020 election was way worse. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
4786 think I got the wrong holiday, this is the one I can’t afford... 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
4787 These are unprecedented times. You must learn to adapt, and adapt effectively! 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
4788 Yes this straw is bio-degradable 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
4789 All the other Instagram hotspots were already taken 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
4790 Welcome to WFH 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
4791 ... relax Nigel, covid 19 is still out there. Have a coconut, it’s essential 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
4792 want a taste of my life? 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
4793 I've been here since October 2016. How is it out there? 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
4794 I'm self-quarantining, so... 1.1379 0.05741 58 52 4 2
4795 Lucky you! Just in time for Happy Hour! 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
4796 I thought you would zoom in ! 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
4797 Sorry, bro.. looks like we're fresh out of coconuts 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
4798 So, how’s 2020 going? 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
4799 Wow. Work has really taken atoll on you. 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
4800 Is it looking better now? 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
4801 Relax. Welcome to paradise, relatively speaking." 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
4802 Since you have traveled internationally or taken a cruise in the past 14 days, you need to quarantine to stay on this island. 1.1379 0.05741 58 52 4 2
4803 Looks like Trump got that 2nd term after all. 1.1379 0.05741 58 52 4 2
4804 It's a jungle out where?! 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
4805 Nice look - I guess you didn't get the email on the dress code. 1.1379 0.06246 58 53 2 3
4806 Insurance? Nah... 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
4807 It gets better. 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
4808 Dude, you're just in time for Happy Hour. 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
4809 On the bright side, you’ll never need that briefcase again. 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
4810 Luau, not lawyer. Tsk Tsk 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
4811 Before I agree to share the island, the first thing you have to do is get a matching pair of shoes. 1.1379 0.05741 58 52 4 2
4812 You came from pretty far away to ask if I need car insurance. 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
4813 Last one, there might be a sip... Dude, you got a favorite dessert island song? 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
4814 Don't think of it as being shipwrecked, but rather as an opportunity to work on your tan. 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
4815 Just in time for cocktails. 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
4816 I thought you were going to meet me when I arrived. 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
4817 You say travel insurance is a scam, but it's worked out pretty well for me. 1.1379 0.05741 58 52 4 2
4818 Like a good neighbor, state farm is there!" "Hey Jake! Wow you like you could use some coconut milk... 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
4819 At a certain point you just give up and embrace it, bro 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
4820 So does that mean you are not here to freshen up my coconut? 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
4821 So, I've been shipwreaked for over 6 years: but I've got the best great tan I've ever had. 1.1321 0.06046 53 48 3 2
4822 I don't care if your name is Friday, I specifically asked for delivery on Tuesday. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
4823 Welcome! Please sit down and relax. For the next hour and forty-five minutes, we'll explore together the many benefits of a vacation timeshare investment... 1.1321 0.06046 53 48 3 2
4824 On the plus side, your tan will never be better. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
4825 ...its like my own private beach! Anyway, what brings you here? 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
4826 Where have you been? I need a refill! 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
4827 You know what they say... when life gives you coconuts, make piña coladas. I'm telling you, man, it really takes the edge off this whole "social distancing on a deserted island" thing. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
4828 You the new waiter? The service here is terrible. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
4829 Where's your chaisse? 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
4830 Where is she? 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
4831 Do I look like I need Insuance? 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
4832 Great! You're just in time for cocktails. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
4833 The bellboy's on vacation til Tuesday. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
4834 Welcome Covid survivor 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
4835 Here you go. You look like you could use this drink more than I do. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
4836 I’m more of and ‘ideas’ man” 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
4837 The longer you're on the beach the more you learn to love it 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
4838 Enjoy it, no more rat race. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
4839 You can use my coconut and straw if you have some vermouth in that briefcase! 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
4840 You can't get top-shelf mezcal around here to save your life! 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
4841 I waited a week. You get one star. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
4842 The cruise ship captain said I’d be the only one on this island!......wait a minute....you ARE the captain! 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
4843 Thanks for coming in on weekend! Can you refill my coconut? 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
4844 Please tell me that you have something in that briefcase that can refresh this coconut. Steve G. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
4845 Could you stand six feet apart, please? 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
4846 So I guess you're working remotely today! 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
4847 ...On the bright side, there's very little Covid 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
4848 So then I forgot the wi-fi password and I've been stuck ever since 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
4849 Lookin kinda pale big guy, care for a sip? Robyn Stanton, Palo Alto, CA 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
4850 Does the IRS take coconuts 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
4851 Welcome to pandemic-free isolation! 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
4852 What can I say man, you’ll get used to it. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
4853 Give a man a coconut, he'll sip for an afternoon. Teach a man to fish for coconuts, he'll lounge out for a lifetime. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
4854 Well,I was an island. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
4855 You look like you could use a drink. I hope you like coconut. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
4856 Dude, welcome to Gen Z socialism. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
4857 They're picking me up on Sunday and said they'll have room if anyone shows up from the plane crash. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
4858 Where have you been? I ran this dry an hour ago. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
4859 The one control left is my attitude. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
4860 Hey man, see this coconut? This Coconut represents MY world! See that briefcase of yours?.....need I say more? 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
4861 Since you are going, pick me up another one along the way. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
4862 I've been waiting here to ask you about your car's extended warranty. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
4863 Welcome to paradise, you're isolating on the other side of the tree. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
4864 I’ll have another mai tai. Thanks. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
4865 I'd like to help but the cabana boy won't be back until tomorrow. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
4866 Where's the airport? 1.1321 0.06046 53 48 3 2
4867 I can’t believe Avon is still calling” 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
4868 I landed here in 2019. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
4869 Get me another one, flunky! 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
4870 Don't let this island dominate you, bro! 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
4871 You seem stressed. Be more like me and relax a little. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
4872 You’re going to love it here, but I gave up on the Wi-Fi weeks ago. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
4873 And on Sunday nights I have friends over for poker, so you'll have to find somewhere else to be. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
4874 Busy day? Looks like you need a sip. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
4875 Please tell me you brought ice. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
4876 Excellent! We're in need of a pool boy. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
4877 Ok where is other your other shoe 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
4878 Are you the fridge guy or wi-fi? 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
4879 Tell me you have an ice cube tray in that briefcase 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
4880 When life gives you coconuts, go Tiki! 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
4881 You're boss called, sounded pretty mad, want a drink before heading back? 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
4882 The last guy brought me the umbrella. Let me see what you brought. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
4883 Dude you need to relax 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
4884 Sup, Forest? 1.1304 0.06673 46 42 2 2
4885 Please tell me there's no Internet... 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
4886 Your life will change when you get a few interns, trust me. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
4887 So I am in the wrong cartoon cliche, whatever. Can I get a refill? 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
4888 If you’re selling anything but refills, go back where you got lost from. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
4889 And everything is included in your package at no extra cost 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
4890 Goddamit man! I told you to bring my silk bathing suit. How hard is it to swim 300 miles to my private island? 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
4891 Yep, the tree, coconut, chair, me … all figments of the imagination. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
4892 Any sunscreen in there?" 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
4893 Rough day at the office now and then. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
4894 Lol broseph 😫😫😃✋🏽pog 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
4895 # Been here awhile? 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
4896 Sorry dude, only one chair per island. You can try the coconut, though 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
4897 Of course it’s 2020, so fate hasn’t sent me a hot chick. 1.1296 0.05938 54 49 3 2
4898 Sorry, this beach has a no-soliciting policy. 1.1296 0.05938 54 49 3 2
4899 So glad you're here, looks like the trip was smooth. Could you get me a refill? 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
4900 WTF doesn't begin to describe this, man. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
4901 You don't look like Room Service! 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
4902 What you see is what you get" 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
4903 A summons? I underestimated my ex-wife, councillor, but trust me when I say the next forsaken island won’t be so easy to find... 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
4904 Turns out this is a phone. Oh well. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
4905 I thought it was Sunday but it must be Friday 1.1290 0.05385 62 56 4 2
4906 Finally!.. could you be having some pineaples for my coconut ? 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
4907 You know your problem? Bad attitude. 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
4908 We work hard, we play hard. 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
4909 I asked for a lantern, not an intern. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
4910 Attitude” 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
4911 You’re staying right there, buddy, until we can get you tested for Covid. 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
4912 You'll get use to it. They even offer island delivery. 1.1200 0.06154 50 46 2 2
4913 I'm man enough to drink this. 1.1200 0.06154 50 46 2 2
4914 The directions were a LEFT at the atoll. 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
4915 Dude, you need one of these. 1.1200 0.06154 50 46 2 2
4916 Just so you know, this is the LGBT-friendly island. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
4917 Did you bring a rescue boat 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
4918 Hello Peter, what's happening. Uh… we have sort of a problem here. Yeaaah. You apparently didn’t put one of the new coversheets on your TPS reports. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
4919 Enjoy Worry Free Island with some coconut milk. 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
4920 How long did you have to wait for the cabana boy? 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
4921 Sorry but I already voted by mail. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
4922 Man with briefcase: "I thought you weren't able to ask for 1,000 wishes...." Man in chair: "I guess you talked to the wrong genie" 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
4923 Actually, I need you to head back again and get more tiny umbrellas. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
4924 I know there`s barely any food, but its amazing how much not having a bullshit job relaxes you. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
4925 I hope you brought some coco loco mix. 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
4926 Well, if you forgot to bring your resume on the waiters' job... 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
4927 I can't believe you're still commuting. 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
4928 Wilson? 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
4929 Ah, it's tiring to think what to do next with all the money I have to do nothing. 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
4930 I'm worried about catching COVID. Can you please back up a foot? 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
4931 You look like hell, but but would you please bring me another of these drinks with a tiny umbrella? 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
4932 Enough about me, what's your life philosophy? 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
4933 Dude, there are only enough coconuts on this island for one dude. 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
4934 I'll share my drink, but not my beach chair. 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
4935 You called? 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
4936 Dude, you forgot the sunblock? 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
4937 Hey, man. Space is full. You'll have to move on. 1.1200 0.06154 50 46 2 2
4938 Dude, just so you know, I'm quarantining since I tested positive for Covid. What brings you here? 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
4939 just one more refill, ASAP 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
4940 My boss told me to get you to sign this contract or it be very uncomfortable for me . 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
4941 Dr. Livingwell, I presume. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
4942 Nice outfit, Dave. Can I get another coconut? 1.1200 0.06154 50 46 2 2
4943 These covid dreams are wierd , but less so than the reality of 2020. 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
4944 Nick reassesses his employment guilt after gazing upon Brad's stimulus sponsored lifestyle and abs. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
4945 Relax, Paul. It's the weekend. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
4946 Yeah bro, so it’s just ‘refunds@fyrefestival.com’. 1.1200 0.06154 50 46 2 2
4947 mmmmmmmmm...daddy af. 1.1200 0.06154 50 46 2 2
4948 Sometimes, adversity changes a man; sometimes, a man changes adversity. 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
4949 I'm no longer interested in your no-obligation insurance review. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
4950 ...and tell your boss when you find him that those contracts must be signed by him, notarized and returned to my agent by Tuesday. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
4951 Do you have an extra mask? 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
4952 I got here first, live with it. 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
4953 Css can I assume that the rest of your luggage will arrive later today? 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
4954 Hey, man. Welcome to the biggest, lushest, most important island on the planet. You're going to love it here bigly. BTW: you can be voted off the island. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
4955 No need to check in with the boss- coast is clear! 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
4956 You need a vacation. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
4957 Don't need insurance, man, but since you're here why don't you join me? 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
4958 Go ahead, but it's mostly backwash. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
4959 Welcome, bruh; Coco Loco? 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
4960 If I were more charitable 1.1200 0.06154 50 46 2 2
4961 I was like you once... 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
4962 Does the IRS cover your travel expenses too? 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
4963 Before you say anything, I ARRIVED here with a perfect tan. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
4964 Trump pressures CDC to recommend Pina Colada as a mainline treatment for COVID-19 - Speaking Truth to Power, from the desk of Andy Borowitz 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
4965 I can’t believe you took the last coconut while I was at work! 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
4966 There was just one person living or staying in this house, apartment, or mobile home on April 1, 2020; there were no additional persons staying here, even temporarily and I am the sole owner. This is not a telephone; it is a Pina Colada. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
4967 You shouldn’t have ignored the ‘No Soliciting’ sign 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
4968 I hope you brought your immigration papers 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
4969 Don’t you hate paper straws. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
4970 It can't hurt your rescue to get a tan. 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
4971 What took you so long ? The party is over. Everybody left early. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
4972 I’ve killed your family. I’ve killed your dreams. Now, I’ve brought you here to drink my co-cum-nut. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
4973 Sounds tough, bro, but did YOUR portfolio drop six percent today? 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
4974 I don't need your briefs, I already have one. 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
4975 C'mon...don't make me get up... 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
4976 It's not so bad here if you have a Club Med membership. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
4977 No, the island is not 6 feet long. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
4978 The service is slow, but I guess that's cuz of covid. 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
4979 I don't care if you're the pilot or not - you're gatecrashing my pool party. I hope you've got some ice in that! 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
4980 Could you get me a refill, please? 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
4981 Relax, have a Mai Tai. It might take you a couple of months to settle in. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
4982 Philbert can't take another beating and decides to split 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
4983 Why did you hold onto your briefcase? 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
4984 Sorry dude, occupied. 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
4985 Make yourself comfortable, the video conference starts in ten minutes. 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
4986 The Mai Tiss are great but the service is slow 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
4987 Look, I worked hard to social distance as far as possible. You're kinda killing my vibe 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
4988 I sure hope that briefcase has more coconuts. 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
4989 It's coconut, which unfortunately is a natural laxative. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
4990 Took you long enough to get here. Refill, please! 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
4991 Do you have a reservation? or Any news about the election? 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
4992 Honey, I'm home. What's for dinner? 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
4993 I don't know why you bother with those piranhas. 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
4994 For the last time, rum is for pirates and Americans, and I am neither. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
4995 All you have to do is disrupt a billion-dollar industry. 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
4996 I've drained this one, but you might wanna go back and. . . . 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
4997 You escaped I see, want a drink? No Alcohol, just coconut milk... ah the fruit of the gods!!! 1.1200 0.06154 50 46 2 2
4998 No, I did not say I need a little term, a little whole life. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
4999 You from the US? We will have our intake boat take you to the migrant detention centers. Don't worry. They're NOT concentration camps. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
5000 No, I haven’t heard of ‘Bitty Coins’. Should I have? 1.1200 0.06154 50 46 2 2
5001 I used to be just like you. But then I quit my dad's company changed my whole perspective. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
5002 Life insurance? No. Got a good yachting policy? 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
5003 And I thought I'd finally seen the last of you Liberty Insurance agents. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
5004 Pull up a chair, unless you are one of them pollsters 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
5005 Welcome to the Sea Suite. 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
5006 I hate you. 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
5007 It's not so bad once you get used to it 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
5008 When asked what one thing I would take on this desert island, I replied: my best friend Bill. 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
5009 Where do you order your take-out? 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
5010 I'll take two more of these when you get the chance. Thanks brah. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
5011 I told you! Bring rum! 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
5012 Welcome. I have been here for 3 generations. In 3 generations you may be the boss. Better get to work. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
5013 Good thing you have a job. I am here living off unemployment. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
5014 You're not going anywhere so you might as well make the most of it. 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
5015 The starfish supports charter schools so it is dead to me. 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
5016 Sorry, but you'll have to go into quarantine behind the palm tree. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
5017 The tennis courts flooded over. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
5018 Give me your tired, hungry and poor" has it's limitations 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
5019 Of course I'm a hallucination. Wait,you're only just finding out that you're gay? 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
5020 It's $10,000 a week, booze inclusive. Why do you ask? 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
5021 Please tell me you brought vodka. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
5022 I would buy your health insurance policy, but the nearest doctor is 5,000 miles from here 1.1200 0.06154 50 46 2 2
5023 You have wasted your time. I told you I will never pay what I owe you. 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
5024 Drink some of this and to everyone else you will look blond and tanned. 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
5025 Just work hard, and you can live like me someday. 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
5026 You're late Jablonkski, I want this island in escrow by tomorrow. 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
5027 Yes, we’re an autocracy, but I promise you’ll be much happier here. Relax! 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
5028 Welcome to Consultant's Hell. If you wish for me to provide anything for you, well, just forget about it. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
5029 So,I guess there are only 499 now? 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
5030 hey man, you got any sunblock? 1.1200 0.06154 50 46 2 2
5031 It’s about time you showed up. My WiFi’s not working. 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
5032 We're still doing casual Fridays. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
5033 Rough trip? Here, have the last coconut. 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
5034 Mitai is cooler than your tie, dude! 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
5035 Get over it. Sunscreen is Fake News. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
5036 Too late! What’s the return policy? 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
5037 Where's your other shoe, brah? 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
5038 Why are you harassing me here? I already told you the check’s in the mail! 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
5039 It takes a while, but you’ll settle in. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
5040 And this is the place I traveled to just to get away from my neighbors 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
5041 Hey, new guy, bring me a refill. 1.1200 0.06154 50 46 2 2
5042 You should have joined a company that provided an option to work remotely. 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
5043 I say we make the best of it. But if you want to be that way, sue the cartoonist. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
5044 What brings you to my office, Tommy? 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
5045 You didn’t happen to bring any rum, did you? 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
5046 This is a great place to chill--nobody knows where you are, 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
5047 Sorry. That was the last of the rum. 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
5048 Uh, recycle the umbrella and straw on my refill . . . 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
5049 Thanks for the coconut. See you again next week. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
5050 You might not want any, there's only one straw. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
5051 Didn’t think global warming could happen overnight, eh? Here, I made you a cocktail from the last coconut on earth. 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
5052 You can use my sandals though! 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
5053 Rentals have sky rocked during Covid. This is a deserted island share . 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
5054 I get 12 bucks for one of these, refills are 9. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
5055 There better be a Shish kebab in that suitcase. 1.1200 0.06154 50 46 2 2
5056 Hey! Get me another one with more ice! Skip the umbrella. 1.1200 0.06154 50 46 2 2
5057 Hey climate refugee, look what the doctors did for me. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
5058 I traded my tie for a Mai Tai. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
5059 Sorry, it was the last one. 1.1200 0.06154 50 46 2 2
5060 You’re more gay than the volleyball scene in Top Gun. 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
5061 Life is a metaphor. 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
5062 Would you like some Kool-Aid? 1.1200 0.06154 50 46 2 2
5063 I'm overjoyed to meet you too, but you're going to have to put on a mask and stay six feet away from me. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
5064 A man stretched out on a sun lounger greets a man dressed in tattered office clothes. The first man holds a coconut with a decorative umbrella on top. The second man holds a briefcase. There is a palm tree, a starfish, and a shell. 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
5065 Ed finally upped and left the rat race behind only to realize later that ‘the short end of the stick’ was not location specific. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
5066 Dude, Lost ended. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
5067 You look beat. Another rough day at the office? 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
5068 I told you to invest in Grubhub, not StubHub! 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
5069 No. I’m not trying to palm this off to you. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
5070 Brah when I recommended getting here cheap with KAYAK —did Not mean Paddle yourself 1.1200 0.06154 50 46 2 2
5071 Hey buddy! We could have done it at your place too, you know. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
5072 Trish is flying down fir the weekend. Make yourself scarce. 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
5073 I get a discount if I batch the next order? 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
5074 Take that tie off. It's a different life here! 1.1200 0.06154 50 46 2 2
5075 Hey man, that doesn’t seem very ‘causal Friday’. 1.1200 0.06154 50 46 2 2
5076 I need you to stay at least six feet away; my mask gives me the most unflattering tan lines. 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
5077 Sorry, I don’t have anything else to offer... 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
5078 Coconot or cocoyes? 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
5079 One palm tree, one drink--this island supports only one inhabitant. Run before loosing the other shoe! 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
5080 So, the GOP took the cash? 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
5081 Nice of you to drop by. 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
5082 I am on vacation from being a Hollywood celebrity, what about you? 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
5083 I still haven't found your left shoe but I promise to keep looking. 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
5084 As a matter of fact, I do have extra straws in my suitcase. 1.1200 0.06154 50 46 2 2
5085 Have you tried drinking more water? 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
5086 It's Saturday. 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
5087 The bar is closed, but you can share my mai tai. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
5088 The COVID’s hot, but the drinks are cold. 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
5089 Beach you to it 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
5090 I thought it was just moderating a debate? 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
5091 You look like you could use a stay-cation. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
5092 So you’re my new companion? Unbutton the shirt, there is no one left to proselytize here 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
5093 Hey man, did you bring a monkey? 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
5094 ... "you're crazy...in the coconut!" 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
5095 Hey, how’s it going? 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
5096 This is a coconut, young Flanagan 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
5097 Ever heard of stoicism? 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
5098 Enjoy while it lasts. 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
5099 WFH expectations versus reality 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
5100 What took you so long, Doc, get yourself a chair.... 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
5101 Welcome to Third Party Island, you can throw your stuff anywhere. 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
5102 I'd rather do this in person, you're fired. 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
5103 The company told me that I could take a vacation this year, sabbatical 2020. 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
5104 'You sure do miss work from home now, don't you?' 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
5105 You're gonna go nuts here. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
5106 So you're my alumni class agent? 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
5107 What’s happening, Man? 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
5108 Sorry ... this spot is taken! 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
5109 I asked for red umbrellas. 1.1176 0.06037 51 47 2 2
5110 I'm Donald Trump and I approve this drink. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
5111 The island has one saving grace. It’s a sand bar. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
5112 Name's Chad. Don't block my tan. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
5113 After a while, you get used to it. 1.1176 0.06037 51 47 2 2
5114 Bro, you masking up? 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
5115 I’ve been here all along. You’ll get used to it. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
5116 I'm afraid this isn't one of those tiny islands-with-a-palm-tree jokes. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
5117 I told you we'll have time to hit the beach 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
5118 Wanna drink? it's corona free! 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
5119 Ah, the quiet life. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
5120 Welcome to my little COVID getaway. No need for social distancing here! 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
5121 Taste the Piano 1.1176 0.06037 51 47 2 2
5122 I’d like to talk to you about your auto warranty 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
5123 early bird gets the worm 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
5124 Finally, the service here is terrible. I'll take another coconut Mr. Businessman" 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
5125 The resort's brochure guaranteed I'd meet someone interesting, but.... 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
5126 Sorry, the bar is closed. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
5127 Let me guess, Jet Lag? 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
5128 I hope the Dodgers win the series and are invited to the White House. Seems right that the draft-dodger, tax-dodger President should get a commemorative Dodger jersey. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
5129 hey, no rent, no taxes and Drizly delivers. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
5130 Did you remember the Coppertone? 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
5131 Coming in from New York huh? Well you’ll love it here in LA, can’t beat the space 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
5132 I assumed “Fyre” was a typo. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
5133 I'm working from home today roomie. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
5134 My advice to you, sir, is to keep that tie safe. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
5135 You should just try harder to pull yourself up by your bootstraps. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
5136 It's really not that bad. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
5137 Look, I told you, I already have This is the Life Insurance. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
5138 Trump's view of the debate 1.1154 0.05924 52 48 2 2
5139 Sorry, I'm self-quarantining. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5140 It's all about attitude. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5141 Are there any drink umbrellas in that thing?; I'm almost out. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5142 Hiya Doc, you're late. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5143 Chill out man or you’ll go coconuts! 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5144 Working remotely has its advantages. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
5145 No mask, no service. 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
5146 Please... enjoy your escape from COVOID. You'd be surprised at the resources on this island! 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
5147 Your bad. You replied to Grinder not Tinder 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5148 You’re delusional dad. This is a bad neighborhood with a fake palm tree. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5149 Gilligan Silligan! I got my start stunting for the rich and famous. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5150 I changed my mind. I think I have enough insurance. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5151 Welcome to my quarantine pod. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5152 See you made it. Like I said: if i can do it--you can too.. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5153 Just in time for the 4 o'clock piña colada 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5154 Tell the bartender to make it spicier next time! 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5155 My luck, you're a male. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
5156 You cannot cast your vote here 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
5157 Nah, I don't think I need any burial insurance right now 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5158 Cheers buddy you are safe from 2020 now 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5159 Going welI, I think! Thank you to all. LOVE!!! 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5160 Sorry. This work-at-home office is taken.” 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5161 I thought I made it clear, I'm not coming back until 2020 is over. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5162 New guy makes the drinks. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5163 Should have brought a chair, man. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5164 If you could bottle this we would make a fortune. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5165 Might have to wait a while to grow a coconut but I promise, next one's yours. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5166 Have a drink before you start preparing my taxes! Sorry about the ? “ 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5167 This IS my stimulus package. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
5168 First, show me what’s in the briefcase. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5169 There had better be grenadine in that suitcase 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
5170 Hey dude...perfect timing...I was just thinking how I hate drinking alone. What’s your poison? 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5171 Oh... Hi... Yyyyeah, you didn’t have to come. I filed another extension. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5172 ‘“Some other time, OK”? 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5173 If you let me use your computer, I will give you a drink of this tasty coconut juice. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
5174 Okay JB, DT definitely thinks you're dead, and his list of girls is all I saved. Can I go now? 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5175 Welcome to Tulum! I take it you weren't furloughed? 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
5176 Rough day at work? 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5177 Say, do you know you've lost a shoe? 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5178 Hey bro, can you get me another Mai Tai? 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5179 In fact, you're the third one this week. D.C. ain't what it used to be--right? 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5180 You're going to love it here....the only place on earth you won't hear that one news item you're sick to death of. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5181 I would call the new bailout a success. They bailed me right off the mainland. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5182 Thanks for bringing money - it looks like you earned a tip 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5183 How'boutanother one of these. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
5184 You applied for that role as my personal assistant? 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5185 The Wi-fi is a little spotty. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5186 I live in the best part of town. What do you mean my HMO won’t cover a home visit? 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5187 Thank God they finally sent someone to take the night shift. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5188 It's my island I got here first. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5189 What took you so long to bring the volleyball set? 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5190 Honey, either pay for WiFi or keep commuting. And would you mind getting me a refill? 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5191 She told me you always played by the rules. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5192 Look, I'm sure it was very difficult getting here, but I'm just just too busy to take a meeting. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5193 So in 2016 I thought- maybe I should just wait this one out... how are things back on the continental? 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
5194 No, I'm not remotely working. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5195 Dude. You open emails Friday afternoon? 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
5196 You must be the Amazon guy. So pour me a rum. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5197 It’s casual Friday dude! 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5198 I've never seen such a slow pool service... 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
5199 I realize you've come all this way but I'm much more productive working from home. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5200 Dude, the airplane crashed literally 2 minutes ago. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5201 I’ve only got the one umbrella left sorry, share? 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5202 yeah, it was on the terms and conditions you agreed to. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5203 I paid for this! 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5204 *bathroom breaks at an office job be like* 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5205 My biggest regret is to not have switched to a bad network like yours to dodge the "Pls fix, thx" mails. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
5206 Sorry, it's all booked up." Art Koch 77 Sunset Lane #134 Ridgefield, CT 06877 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
5207 The name’s Wilson but my bros call me Wils.” 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
5208 Did the listing forget to mention this job only pays in exposure? Well , since you’re here... 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
5209 Can I get all the names here for the CENSUS ? 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
5210 You just have to go with the flow, man! 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
5211 Welcome do Cannibal Island. Population: me and my dinner. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
5212 Hey man,I've been here since February. How are things back in the real world? 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
5213 Your Visas has Expired! 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
5214 Oh sorry, it is the last one. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
5215 So you're leaving because I used the last coconut to make a drink, where are you gonna go? 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
5216 Another mai tai please. 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
5217 You thought the sharks were your worst nightmare, but this is. Now swim back and fetch me another. 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
5218 Want some? The last bottomless coconut served here atop 30 Rock. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
5219 Brah! You should have bought that crypto when I told you. 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
5220 My screw-up was a typo. I booked " 'Sandal.' 1.1064 0.06258 47 44 1 2
5221 I only drank half with a straw if you'd like to finish this Mai Tai. 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
5222 The barber and bartender just left. What do you have for me? 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
5223 Love what you do and you'll never work a day in your life. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
5224 We got another American! 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
5225 2020 is a big bust 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
5226 did your VPN crash too? 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
5227 Why not its agood morning . 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
5228 Where do you get the drinks? 1.1042 0.06131 48 45 1 2
5229 We should sync our stages of acceptance. 1.1042 0.05359 48 44 3 1
5230 You can take it back - I asked for dark rum. 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
5231 Roll on, thou deep and dark blue ocean, roll! 1.1042 0.06131 48 45 1 2
5232 What are you doing here? This is supposed to be my own private island! 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
5233 I told you to get a 401K 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
5234 Dude, I told you commuting just wasn’t gonna work. 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
5235 No, but see, that's why my email says out of office. 1.1042 0.05359 48 44 3 1
5236 I never said I’d be working remotely. I said I’d be remotely working. 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
5237 Oh good! I was wondering when someone would show up to refresh my cocktail. 1.1042 0.05359 48 44 3 1
5238 Ah good, you made it! Make me a refill ? 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
5239 Let me show you how to truly work from 'home'. 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
5240 Mimosa? Well, actually there's no champagne in it. And no Grand Marnier. Oh, and no orange juice, either. And mimosas don't have coconut milk. But, hey, mimosa? 1.1042 0.05359 48 44 3 1
5241 Hey it looks good, but for each drink you have to add a layer of scrotum skin for garnish. 1.1042 0.06131 48 45 1 2
5242 Yes you get Sundays off, and in the meantime could you freshen this up. 1.1042 0.05359 48 44 3 1
5243 Worst part is getting used to no meetings. 1.1042 0.05359 48 44 3 1
5244 Have a sip, and we can start on my taxes. 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
5245 You look like you could use a taste of my Vegameatavitamin smoothie. 1.1042 0.05359 48 44 3 1
5246 Didn’t you bring me a fresh one? 1.1042 0.05359 48 44 3 1
5247 Ol' Bug Eyes, ya made it...but think more Somewhere Beyond the Briefcase." 1.1042 0.05359 48 44 3 1
5248 Sorry, you gotta' leave. Social distancing only allows for one person here. 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
5249 You forgot the snack-mix, didn't you Larry? 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
5250 You have one of these two choices 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
5251 I know tips are low, but I’ll take my chances.... 1.1042 0.05359 48 44 3 1
5252 More ice ! 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
5253 Here, taste some trickledown. 1.1042 0.05359 48 44 3 1
5254 Insurance? Nope, I yelled Bar Service! 1.1042 0.05359 48 44 3 1
5255 How LONG have you been here, Barry? 1.1042 0.05359 48 44 3 1
5256 I would share, but it's the last coconut. 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
5257 I'm here to perform your remote job 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
5258 So . . . I assume Gwenyth didn't like the terms of the agreement? 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
5259 Chad, would you like a Corona to go with your virus? 1.1042 0.05359 48 44 3 1
5260 Hi, I am Wilson. Care for some coconut water? 1.1042 0.05359 48 44 3 1
5261 I hope this email finds you well! 1.1042 0.05359 48 44 3 1
5262 You didn't happen to throw a hacksaw in your case, before the boat sank? 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
5263 As Hyman Roth once said...."Do you have 2 Million Dollars in that briefcase?" 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
5264 Why would I want to buy life insurance? 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
5265 We really need that commuter ferry line from the mainland! 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
5266 For an accountant your really a downer. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
5267 Dude, we're on vacation. Why are you still wearing that tie? 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
5268 I can’t drink anymore of this, here you go” he said. But little did Berry know he fell for thee old empty coconut trick, the oldest trick in the book. His mind absolutely shattered 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
5269 Welcome to Survivor, caste system edition. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
5270 Before you audit my tax returns for the past 3 years, sit down and have a drink 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
5271 So...you get one bad drink and now you’re leaving? 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
5272 Do you have any simple syrup? 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
5273 Hey, for once the client made out better than the advisor. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
5274 This isn't what you learned in NBA school, is it? 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
5275 The prez told me this is the place where you can do your hair and your face at the same time ! 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
5276 A lot of desperate young interns are circling Wilson - "my names not-" A real star is right behind you, I'm sure of it. 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
5277 And that's EXACTLY why I didn't go to college. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
5278 What happened to your other shoe? 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
5279 lmaaooooo look at this duuuude 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
5280 Yes, this is Club Trump CPA camp, but don't worry there is no golfing. 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
5281 You so need to like relax, dude. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
5282 Got any hot tips? 1.1020 0.06008 49 46 1 2
5283 Welcome, dude, pull up a chair. Service is a little slow but they make one helluva Piña Colada. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
5284 Oh hey, Dave. How's the tourism industry treating you? 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
5285 Sorry, Pal. This island’s occupied! 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
5286 Ahhh, pull up a chair and join me! 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
5287 Looks like my ship has come in, darling. 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
5288 The last thing that floated onto this island was the straw in my coconut 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
5289 The good news, you're on dry land. The bad, welcome to Hawaii. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
5290 Not as smart as I look, are you? 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
5291 Ghislaine, is that you? 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
5292 Why no one told me "work from home" doesn't look like this? 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
5293 Doesn’t matter that our plane crashed. I’m still making the most of this honeymoon. 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
5294 That's not what I meant when I said, 'let's split the last coconut...' 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
5295 Dang, dude! I' m gonna hafta build me a wall! 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
5296 I'm just chillin'. You? 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5297 Sorry, but I think this was the last one. 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
5298 Your room’s not ready yet, but you can leave your bag. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5299 Yeah... This is the last coconut. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5300 I hope you have rum in that briefcase. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5301 It's casual Friday. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5302 Bottoms up. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5303 My sky priority membership came with easy exit as well. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5304 I like your tie. Do you like Mai Tai? 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5305 Hey, dude, keep six feet away. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5306 Welcome to Club Fed. 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
5307 Sorry! You'll have to self-isolate on another island for two weeks. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5308 Wow, you process servers are like the Terminator! 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5309 Hey man, you got any rum? It’d be a lot cooler if you did. 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
5310 How was the trip? I'm Freddy, your Social Director for the next two months. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5311 While you're up... 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5312 Yeah, bro, whoever lays on this chair is king of the island! 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
5313 This is the last coconut, but you can drink out of that volleyball. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5314 Would you like a sip out of my coconut? I named it Wilson. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5315 Relax! We're earning island points. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5316 Please refill my drink, "shark bait" 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5317 How is it working remotely? Well, so far, so good. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5318 Nothing to be done. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5319 You might want to re-think the tie...we don't do casual Fridays. 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
5320 Nah, blind faith.Like in politics. 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
5321 Easy call, my friend. There's no way you're in my mirage. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5322 I've found it's a great place to distance myself from Covid. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5323 I'm not sure why or how you showed up, I pretty content here. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5324 If you say one word about my car's warranty, you're not getting a drop. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5325 I booked it on Airbnb. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5326 Late again, Oswald... third time this week, and looking more cabana bum than boy. Dare I guess whether you remembered to bring my resupply of lotion? 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5327 Welcome to the island. You didn't, by any chance, bring any ice? 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
5328 You here for the job interview? 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
5329 Dude, you gotta get out of the office more often. 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
5330 About time. Been waiting, like, forever, for a refill, man! 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5331 It’s easy, once you understand what working remotely is really about. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5332 Nicks reassess his employment guilt after gazing upon Brad’s stimulus sponsored abs and tan 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5333 Dude, drink the Mahalo or suffer the Zoom 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5334 This aint Long Island. I am enjoying my life since I used my brain for something better than the new yorker that chooses bad jokes. So sorry if people view your site less since you just don't get whats is funny, but your attire is. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5335 Welcome to Coconut Isle. Any Jimmy Buffett in that briefcase? 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
5336 If you make it pass the interview process, this job's a breeze. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5337 I'll suck your cock for a thousand dollars. 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
5338 With this drink you don't need clothes or work. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5339 Welcome aboard. Try this, it's the specialty of the Island.... 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5340 Feel better than I did 20 years ago. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5341 You need to make hurricanes work for you.... 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5342 Well, finally, about time. Bring me another one, please. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5343 Another donald ???? 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5344 Dude, told you, this working at home is great. Will finish bartender class in another few months. 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
5345 Lousy timing. I re-upped my shark attack insurance yesterday. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5346 Mind if I join you? 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5347 Listen, friend, this real estate is just not for sale. 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
5348 It's not bad if you stay out of the water 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5349 Can you get me a refill? 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5350 Waddup dude. You can chill here if you want but I have COVID19 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5351 ''You think you have it bad, somebody knocked over my yacht's helicopter.'' 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
5352 Brah, your timing's perfect. Can I get another? 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5353 Dude, I sure hope you like piña coladas! 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5354 Sorry there was only the one coconut 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5355 While you were fucking around with that briefcase, I saw Robert Wagner push his wife Natalie Wood out of a boat! 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
5356 I’m ah—currently seeing someone. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5357 Sorry, this is reserved. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5358 Sean Conley stripped of his Physician to the Prez smock after his famous patient runs amok dampening all in his path with a lethal virus, faces his latest mirage: a lifetime of servitude starting with “young Donald” 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
5359 If you invested in coconut like I told you, you could have retired early too. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5360 But that’s a way of saying it, positively toward the negative. 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
5361 The voting booth is in the tree. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5362 Yes, yes, we can look at my portfolio. But first - get me another of these, will you? 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5363 Comes with an ice pack and a tote bag. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5364 Here's the deal! There's no such thing as covid here. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5365 Good Afternoon, my name is Dylan Frank. I am with the United States Bureau. If you can spare a few moments, I have a few questions, I would like to ask you 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
5366 Hey Buddy, a little to the left...You’re blocking my sun 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
5367 It’s all in your Mind Tai. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5368 Sorry man, my taxes are still under audit. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5369 Welcome to Working From Home. 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
5370 Looks like you finally found the right spot. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5371 Fresh sea water with a twist of sea weed! 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5372 You're going to love it here. No politics! 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5373 Looks like you came the wrong way ! 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
5374 Trust me: If you spent week in my chair, you'd be begging for your old "grind" back. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5375 If you're not a dame, you can turn right around and go back where you came from. 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
5376 Thanks for taking my meeting here. The offices are too small to social distance. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5377 Dude, lose the tie. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5378 Have you quarantined? 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5379 Dude, here’s your complimentary survivor’s cocktail. Now hand over the briefcase, or I’ll have my pet starfish further rip you to shreds. 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
5380 Is that the summer trend these days? 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5381 You should have upgraded! 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5382 Do you do the prescription refills? 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5383 Mind over matter, brother. Don't let global warming get to you. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5384 I take it you’ll be working from home now 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
5385 Todd, you can’t be this late for our weekly meetings. It’s a bad look. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5386 Welcome! It will take a few days to adjust to the routine here. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5387 I'm here to help you set up your student loan payback account. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5388 I just had this amazing dream. Would you like to hear it? 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5389 Sorry to make you come all this way, but I don't have wifi 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5390 Can't see you now. I 'm on brake. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5391 Yeah, I know...It's hard to believe the New Yorker is still doing desert island jokes! 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5392 Oh great! Now we have to wear a mask. Did you at least bring more rum? 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5393 Hey, while you're up, could you bring me another one of these? I'm parched! 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5394 Hey bro. How was the flight from DC? 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5395 You'll get used to it. Got a Zoom account? 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5396 Just me. Any trouble getting here for the Census count? 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5397 I'm from the Federation and I'm here to talk to you about your pledge. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5398 You were right, I can't find Wi-Fi anywhere. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5399 Finally, you're here! Could you get me another pina colada? 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
5400 You get the bottom chaise lounge. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5401 I said diet.... 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5402 Topless! 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5403 Yep. You told me so. Global Warming exists. Oh well. Coconut? 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5404 Say whatever you want. It doesn't have to be funny. This is a New Yorker Cartoon contest. 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
5405 Hi,Tom Hanks! 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5406 Mai tai me. 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
5407 Pandemic? I’ve been working on this beautiful suntan and haven’t felt this good in 20 years. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5408 Not another inch closer, dude. 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
5409 Fortunately, no mask needed. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5410 Yeah, yeah, yeah...shark schmark. How bout pouring me some more rum? 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5411 Frank Grimes isn't it? Wrong cartoon, you're supposed to be in The Simpsons 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
5412 I guess you didn't get my text, that we are out of milk again. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5413 Home from work already? 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5414 Man Sunday, I presume. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5415 If you go back for another nine years, you can retire like me! 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5416 It's okay: I mix it with a shot of bleach. 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
5417 You look like you've had a hell of a day so I made you this cocktail. 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
5418 And the best thing is that there is no WIFI reception! 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5419 Are we working from home? 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5420 Hey man. What took you so long? 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5421 Sorry, dude, last one.. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5422 Any sunscreen in that briefcase? 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5423 Wait, it means my accountant moves offshore too? 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5424 Tell the bartender, I'd like a little more rum. 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
5425 What took you? 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5426 Mine was an accident of birth. 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
5427 Did you remember the Stoli? 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5428 Sorry, this is 10523, not 10524 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
5429 When life hands you coconuts, make piña coladas. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5430 Yeah, I came here like that too, but don't worry you get used to it. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5431 You got a pair of trunks in that briefcase? 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5432 Hi, Charlie. Make yourself at home. 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
5433 Today is BOGO day on the island. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5434 To be, or not to be, that is the question: Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, Or to take arms against a sea of troubles? 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
5435 Make yourself a Polynesian cocoanut punch for the trip back. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5436 You really need to learn how to relax when you’re on vacation. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5437 Tell me again why you want to rewrite our partnership agreement. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5438 Try my special cocktail and you too will be cured in 2 days. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5439 Look, if I had gone to ASU, I'D have to swim to the next island for more coconuts, but since you went there... 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5440 I’ve got your ballot, Sir 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5441 Hi, have some of my tanning cocktail. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5442 You look like you need a drink. I’m sorry, but I took the last coconut. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5443 How long a swim is it to the bar? 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5444 It has its advantages you know... 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
5445 Well, that must really suck. But since you're here, why do you take this coconut, swim it to the boat over there, tell the steward "Fill'er up!", and then bring it back? 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5446 I KNOW the sea is rising. Take a sip of this coconut smash to cheer you up! 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5447 Dude--as long as you're here, could you refill my drink? 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5448 Obviously, this isn't one of your usual cartoons. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5449 What mornings feel like for juniors vs. how they are for top management. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5450 Hello traveler; any bourbon in that briefcase? 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5451 Hi Dear. Did you have a hard day working from home today? Here, have a pina colata. 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
5452 I already told you, we'll talk about that promotion when this whole COVID thing blows over. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5453 What I would do to be here right now... 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
5454 Chin up! I’ve got a stash of daiquiris buried in the sand. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5455 Sure, you can have the last sip, but you’ll have to come back, I’m too busy today and our appointment is for tomorrow. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5456 Oh, you just missed the cabana boy. He will be back tomorrow. 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
5457 Jokes apart- Fun and sand 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5458 Dude, I told you, always sit in the exit row. 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
5459 I was an early investor in the tree. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5460 Hi, there! Say, could you get me another one of these? 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5461 I'm a perfect physical specimen and I’m extremely young. And so I’m lucky in that way. Didn't you use to work for me? 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
5462 All you have to do is invest in bitcoin 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5463 Welcome to Fire Island. Hope you enjoyed the ferry ride. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5464 I see you are still trying to please Dad. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5465 Thank you for responding to our robo-call. Sorry about the plane incident, but you are here and let's get you settled in your time share. You can pay easily with gift cards. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5466 What took you so long to get here? 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5467 you took the wrong bus stop didn't you 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5468 Hey, dude! Everything good on the mainland this year? 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
5469 ...And yes, I was voted “most likely to have my own island”.So how are things at Sallie Mae these days? Wow! You are taking this work – from – home thing pretty seriously 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5470 Chill, no Covid here 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5471 Yes, you do look like Tom Hanks - but I don't think the stay-at-home ordered audience will be uplifted by seeing either one of us rescued. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5472 Now who's inappropriately dressed for a business trip? 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5473 Don't come any closer unless you put on a mask 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5474 Thanks, but I’ve already been served. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5475 I'd offer you a drink, but this is my last one. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5476 I don’t want whatever you’re selling. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5477 Well Jack, like I always said, you were a real go getter. Now go get me another pina colada. There is a sand bar. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5478 Due to social distancing requirements, I will need to insist you look for another island. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5479 Bad Bunny for president 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5480 Do you still think my social distancing decision was extreme? 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5481 Bob, ever since I retired, life has been a island! 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
5482 The internet is pretty slow 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5483 Actually, this is an inhabited island. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5484 Tell me, how exactly you found me? 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5485 I can’t pay you, but I can offer you unlimited vacation. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5486 'Why despair? Enjoy life while you can..' 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5487 So also you decided to take a retreat from the work retreat? 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
5488 I knew I could find an untapped market for my juice cleanse business! 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
5489 Don't let it dominate your life, man! 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5490 I am exactly where I'm supposed to be 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5491 Perfect timing Friday, the mini-bar’s just run out of mixers 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5492 Tropical Blues 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5493 I don’t know why people are complaining; social distancing; I’m living my best life. 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
5494 Hope you don’t mind I took the last coconut 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5495 Hey, you, get off of my archipelago, don't hang around now, two's a crowd." 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5496 Darn it Bob. I told you not to buy a Sabre brand lifeboat. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5497 Vacation 2020 expectation vs reality 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
5498 I'm from 2020" "Ah the first year of covid" "The first WHAT 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5499 So how are things going over there, Bill? 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5500 Man they’re not even being ironic when they say the stock market is bad. I mean look at you. ” #voteoutjackdunga 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
5501 Don’t let covid dominate your life dude 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5502 Don’t worry, I’m just renting this place until offices start opening up. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5503 You don't seem relaxed. Are you picturing a tropical beach?" #202 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5504 Cheers to this open-plan office space 🍹 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5505 Have some coconuts. We’re gonna be here for a while! 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5506 I told you it was too early to go back to work 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
5507 Dude, this coconut is to die for. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
5508 Sorry man. Wrong Dwayne. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
5509 2024” You need this more than I do, and yes this is Hawaii 1.0889 0.05339 45 42 2 1
5510 How do you know unless you've tried me? if too risque how about: How do you know if you haven't tried it once? 1.0889 0.06214 45 43 0 2
5511 You should've taken Marine One. 1.0889 0.05339 45 42 2 1
5512 Dude! Welcome to Social Distancing Island. Your spot is overthere. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
5513 You gotta ask for an isle seat. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
5514 Yes, this is the timeshare, but you're way early. Can you come back in a day or so? 1.0889 0.05339 45 42 2 1
5515 Look, it's a perfectly equitable division of labor. I manage the household and you go out to work. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
5516 Mi Casa, et Su Casa. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
5517 On your way back, would you like to switch to a Bloody Mary? 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
5518 The old two guys marooned on an island theme. Pretty hackneyed Brad. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
5519 Take off that! 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
5520 City life was not for me... I like solitary fun with some unexpected waves here and there! Jody Kinsey, Toronto, ON 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
5521 Yeah ~ This is the last reservation for non-partisan pandemic free drinks. 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
5522 He said it was a good desert island that matched my requirements. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
5523 Sorry but you5-e3f5-47d1-a826-088a263c1c50.1602466340.1.1602466430.1602466340.addbc411-027a-4ca7-81c5-38ee07a8 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
5524 Choosing "Business Class" was a mistake 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
5525 Rough commute? You know it's casual Friday, right? 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
5526 I asked for Sex on the Beach, not a Pina Colada. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
5527 Just in time, my drink needs a refill. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
5528 It's like this. I'll be Jack and you'll be Ralph. Got it? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5529 It’s exclusively for robots. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5530 You look to be vegan, how 'bout some coconut milk? 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
5531 'Did you pick up the Rum like I asked?' 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5532 Servants' entry is to the rear! 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5533 Looks like U found a shoe 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5534 Which album did you bring? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5535 If I had to guess, since this place is high water, you must have come from hell. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5536 Take it from me - my life has seriously improved due to WFH. Far superior to any treacherous commute! 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5537 Another hard day at the office? Looks like you could use a sip of this. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5538 You're welcome to a sip if you brought your straw. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5539 What the hell did you do to Wilson 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5540 Your bare feet disgust me. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
5541 I pay for boutique health care. Took you long enough. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
5542 Did you at least bring a refill? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5543 I told you not to go with Club Med. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5544 Forget the S.O.S. I'm doing just fine. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5545 Mai Tai for your tie? - I don't think so... 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5546 I hope you brought masks. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5547 Well, you could learn how to make sourdough bread. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5548 I'm sorry but you can only stay if you social distance! 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5549 Don't worry - be happy" is still the motto here 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5550 You came all this way just to tell me I'm aging my skin too fast getting this deep tan and may get skin cancer? Hell,I know all that. Want a drink? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5551 No, I just asked for some ice. Not ICE. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5552 Here, have a Trader Vic's mai tai 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5553 There's a lime in it. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5554 Excuse me. We dress properly for dinner with coat and tie required. No exceptions... your valise? A coat, I presume, and your other shoe? We've heard those "ship wreck" stories.. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5555 It’s not so bad here—except I did just drink the last coconut. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5556 Ah, there you are. Another Pina Colada please! 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
5557 I got the last coconut. Deal with it! 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5558 Yeah, I gave up on life years ago ... 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5559 this seat is taken. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5560 Man, you look beat! You should head out here to the West Coast where the sun is hot, the water is cool and the living is easy... 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5561 Sorry, I just the last pina colada. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
5562 Sorry dude but this is part of MY territory. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5563 If only you had contracted Covid you’d feel better than you have in years and your life would be positive. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5564 Barry, I’m sick and tired of your sister ruining my commute with her jet ski. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5565 This is my tie. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5566 Someone woke up on the wrong side of the seabed 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5567 ... HaHa schooled by the ZOOM app were you? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5568 You’ve got to learn how to work the system. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5569 Hey Dude, welcome to Frye Island. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5570 Look, Dude, I'm sorry your Uber left, but the Cabana Boy job's already been filled. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5571 The bright side is we both survived 2020. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5572 It's about time you got here. Get me a refill. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5573 FedEx me another rum punch. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
5574 My name's "Friday". I'm here to help you enjoy your retirement. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5575 No, you're a mirage 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5576 Now there, is this song I wrote I hope you learned note for note... don't worry, be happy 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5577 Dude, this is MY Covid island. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5578 Super fresh liqui-freshment, dude.......the buzzkill is the toilet paper selection. Clamshell or starfish? Party on! 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5579 No, I'm good. I don't need any life insurance. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5580 Hold on — you only have carts and edibles? No flower? None!? Should've told me, dude. Sorry, I'm gonna have to call my other guy. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5581 Whatcha got in the case? We're running low on umbrellas. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5582 I'm social distancing. And you? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5583 Covid positive, bro. Sorry. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5584 You have to learn to go with the flow. By the way, ditch the briefcase! 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5585 Get lost! You’re such a cliche. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5586 Welcome, I think you got the cruise to nowhere 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5587 You really should try working from home, like me. The commute is killing you. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5588 You're late, loser. Fuck off! 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5589 Welcome to Capitalism Island 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5590 Is this what’s called working remotely? 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
5591 I finished the Mai Tai. If you found some rum, you can look for a pineapple. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5592 Uh sorry, there's only one bench there's only one beach 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5593 I have been trying to contact you about the warranty on your car. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5594 I'm bringing you an admonition from the spirit of John Donne.' 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5595 Thank God, the help's arrived." 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5596 I told you to mail it in. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
5597 You're too late. We just sold it. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5598 Next time you need to take the western route to the island. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
5599 I hope you brought me a refill with my contract to buy a bigger island. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5600 Have a quick sip, but with the internet out you will have to work from the office. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5601 Work hard", they said. "It will all be worth it", they said. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5602 See, this is why we should all just work from home 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5603 Don’t let it dominate you. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5604 Still “too cheap” for TSA Pre-check? 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
5605 You binged 2020? I’m still on season 2019 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5606 Well, from where I am seeing it, the problem is your attitude 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5607 Building wealth requires more than just smart investing—it’s a mindset. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5608 This one's on the house! 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
5609 Drop the briefcase — you're now on island time. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
5610 All lives matter bro 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
5611 I understand Jensen, everyone here dresses for the job they want. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
5612 You must be from the future 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
5613 Interesting top ten desert island list, dude 1.0698 0.05150 43 41 1 1
5614 Dude,trust me,once you try the coconut water you will never want to leave! 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
5615 Is that the best settlement you can offer for this fallen coconut disturbing my terrain? 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
5616 Don't short Herbalife. 1.0682 0.05034 44 42 1 1
5617 Around here it's always cocktail hour. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
5618 Where's my Roy Cohn? 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
5619 I’ll swap you the coconut for the briefcase 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
5620 It's a zombie, I thought you would know. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
5621 Please tell me you're the Amazon delivery guy with my package of tiny umbrellas, I'm down to my last one. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
5622 New at teleworking, eh? 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
5623 You take care of business, I'll be the party planning committee. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
5624 You forgot the rum? 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
5625 That necktie is killing my vibe. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
5626 You really should try working from home. The commute is such a waste of time. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
5627 What’s with the brief case? I thought I ordered a fan bearer. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
5628 I hear you need an osteopath 1.0526 0.05263 38 37 0 1
5629 I'm sorry, that was the last coconut. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
5630 Shoulda kept that timeshare buddy. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
5631 How many times, Nigel - you KNOW that Saturday is my turn to wear the tie 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
5632 I looked like you before I had one of these 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
5633 So then the Hulk says ‘I’m always angry’ and then he turns into the Hulk and throws the dude around. It’s the funniest thing I’ve ever seen. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
5634 It takes a while, but eventually you'll learn how to forget. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
5635 Fine. Tomorrow you can work from home. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
5636 Turns out it's just as convenient for me to work from my summer place. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
5637 Bro, I'm that much from a single instagram post...Because I hustle bro, because I hustle. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
5638 Relax and enjoy. You're not going anywhere. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
5639 I booked via Travelocity. And you? 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
5640 Ahhh yeah, luckily my trip was supposed to be for pleasure. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
5641 You really are pleased to see me 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
5642 I'll sign as long as you brought the ice. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
5643 Your travel agent "forgot" to tell you how Waikiki has changed? 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
5644 So, you got knocked down to Silver Elite level, did you? 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
5645 Dude, time for a new Zoom shirt. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
5646 So, how's working from home treating you? 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
5647 Bob’s chocolate tan and Coconut filling was a constant magnet to Bounty Hunters. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
5648 I don't know, Bill, I'm more of an if-life-gives-you-coconuts-make-a-cocktail sorta guy. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
5649 Well,the pandamic ruined us all. You must be wondering how i look so relaxed and you seem torn in vain. The only reason i am under the coconut tree is because i look down on negativity,embracing the positivity. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
5650 Lose the tie, take off a shoe, and carve out a drink. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
5651 We don't have WiFi on the island, but the service is out of this world! 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
5652 Relax. There’s no COVID or Trump here. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
5653 My name is Wilson. Sorry, just finished the last of the food. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
5654 Did you bring any sunscreen? 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
5655 Please wear a face mask! 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
5656 Get me another "Wilson." 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
5657 Gucci? Man, I've been away too long. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
5658 Had it with working from home, eh? 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
5659 You the new guy? 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
5660 yeah, I'm the pool boy, but you are clearly not my type" 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
5661 I know man hard workers expect Hawaii, but this I what you get! little huh? 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
5662 No, I don't need flood insurance added to my coverage. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
5663 Sounds like you had a bad time, bruh. FYI, you can also get here through this inter-dimensional portal. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
5664 Hey dude, for starters, you should lose your other shoe, your socks, roll up your pant leg, use your tie as a sash around your head and unbutton your shie 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
5665 You found me. I assume the draft is done. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
5666 It's just an extra work hour per day! You will advance in your career! 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
5667 Look, it's 2045 and the corner of Wall Street and Broad Street is going to stay like this from now on. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
5668 Give it time, and promise that on this diet you will end up looking like me. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
5669 I don’t have another deck chair, so you’ll just have to cool your heels, with your head in the sand. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
5670 Keep a positive attitude. And what's our motto? 'Always be closing'. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
5671 You’re the glue that puts our ship back together. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
5672 Brother, here the word 'recession' is only a state of mind. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
5673 Oh, I booked through my travel agency Robert. Sorry, I forgot to get a second room. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
5674 Hey older brother! You've finally caught up to me. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
5675 Go check in. I'll order you a colada. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
5676 Do you know the wifi password? 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
5677 Where have you been? 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
5678 Buddy you look terrible! Want a drink?" 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
5679 Get me a refill 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
5680 What exactly did you think self quaranting was going to look like? 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
5681 Weekend chez moi? 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
5682 Bro, they rigorously observe the dress code here. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
5683 My investments are paying off. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
5684 I take it the crash of your flight was delayed ... 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
5685 FIND YOUR OWN SPOT. THIS ONE'S TAKEN. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
5686 It's spiked with remdesivir. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
5687 I'll have another. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
5688 You're just in time to share the last coconut! So, what's happening out there? 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
5689 Yeah, but that's book learning. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
5690 Hey buddy, you're missing a shoe! 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
5691 It's hard leaving the tweetosphere. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
5692 Marooned time traveler from 2020 meets lone survivor of global warming, Matthew McConaughey. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
5693 Why work? Your entitled... 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
5694 Rough trip, but you’re here now. Strip off the shirt and tie, lose the briefcase, socks and shoes, tear off the other pant leg grab a drink and relax. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
5695 Stop right there, buddy. You’ll need to maintain six feet social distance. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
5696 I thought this was a business trip... 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
5697 Did you bring any business casual? 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
5698 It was about time you reached WFH Island... 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
5699 Drink please. I 've sold everything and nothing to buy too. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
5700 Congrats! You made it out of the concrete jungle! 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
5701 Did you miss the memo on Zoom meeting? 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
5702 'Can you believe it? Washed up in a Fed Ex box!" 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
5703 Sorry, I'd love to share but... you know how things are these days. Hey, could you put a mask on? 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
5704 Wassup, Mac? 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
5705 Here...have a drink! I thought you were flying... you look like you rowed a boat all they way here. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
5706 4, 8, 15, 16, 23, 42 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
5707 Would you mind getting me a refill? 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
5708 Dude, didn't they tell you that you needed to bring your own chair and tanning oil?" 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
5709 Take it from me, you should lose the briefcase and work on a killer tan. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
5710 Same old, same old Charlie. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
5711 You got my text, right? We are out of rum. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
5712 Jeez, you came out of the blue. You'll need this for a background check. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
5713 Relax, Dude, this is a rum drink, not a modem. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
5714 Sorry. No sharing. Island rules. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
5715 Nothing like working from home! 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
5716 You'll love the mai tais. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
5717 Around here we only do office casual on Fridays 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
5718 No, Kev. Did you choose YOUR Slack avatar? 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
5719 It's 5 o'clock. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
5720 Welcome to Somewhere, brah. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
5721 I should have gone first class. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
5722 About time! I've been waiting for a refill for HOURS!! 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
5723 Hey, just chill and drink, don't let your work makes you miserable. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
5724 I know it's a tree, but how did you make that glass?! 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
5725 Refill? Yes, please. By the way, I love the decor here--it's so authentic. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
5726 You must be the type who always thinks the coconut cocktail bowl is half empty." 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
5727 I'm hoping you have some rum in that case of yours, otherwise this is the last of it. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
5728 Your misery won't do you much good here, pal. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
5729 Early voting is the only way to go. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
5730 It’s about time! I’d like a refill. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
5731 Josh,when I said that the on- premise alcohol industry is dying,I didn’t mean you’d have better success out there! 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
5732 Do you carry these in a case?" 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
5733 Sit down! Relax!! No Worries ! 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
5734 How's your gig-job workin' out for you? 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
5735 You're in luck. This is the only place on earth without the virus. And here's your drink. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
5736 The service here is terrible. Can I get a refill? 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
5737 No room mate, I'm quarantining. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
5738 Oh I see you made it here ok. Now how are my documents in that brief case doing ? 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
5739 You were supposed to bring your COVID test results, but we’ll use the honor system 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
5740 I’m a leaf peeper. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
5741 I told you you needed a break. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
5742 Tuesdays are my days to just chillax." 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
5743 Castaway TWO, get it? 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
5744 Working remote or remotely working? 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
5745 You just missed the Globetrotters. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
5746 Wait, I know you! Washed up FedEx pilot and a volleyball named Wilson? Things have really evolved. Can I make you a drink? 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
5747 Unless you got 4 fifths of tequila, get lost 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
5748 Tell 'em the deal only works for me if they throw in a submarine. After you get me refill. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
5749 Chill. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
5750 I travel first class. You should too. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
5751 Yeah, well COVID can't find us here. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
5752 hit this shit right here bro 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
5753 I'm sure you can ask the deserted-island genie for a chair, too. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
5754 Sorry, you're in violation of the dress code. Proceed to the next island. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
5755 Yo dude, you come from around here? 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
5756 Interns... they don't have the minimum taste in style. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
5757 Yo man, now I have to wear a mask 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
5758 We may be the only two people living on this island, but I would still prefer you to social distance. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
5759 Damnit Andrew, I asked for a well-crafted estate plan AND a sprig of fresh mint for my Mai Tai! 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
5760 It’s not quite Eve’s Apple. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
5761 What do you mean global warming could be bad for my real estate investments? 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
5762 Hey rookie! Refill, please 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
5763 A ferry comes by in a couple days, but there'll be another coconut in about three weeks! 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
5764 Welcome to my little bit of paradise. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
5765 Welcome to your nightmare. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
5766 No, there aren't any WeWork office spaces on the island. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
5767 Please don't tell me quarantine is over already. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
5768 Been there, done that - found an alternative. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
5769 When you said you absolutely couldn't miss the meeting, I jumped on the ferry and, well, the rest is history. Sip? 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
5770 Glad you could make it. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
5771 COVID industry,you know 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
5772 - How did you get here, My super yacht sank. - Oh, I hate my job 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
5773 Aren't you my eighth grade bully. Ah, yes you are. Good to see you. You'll gonna have to leave now. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
5774 Well, I could use a beachboy 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
5775 Sure, dude, the COVID rates here are super low. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
5776 The Professor was the sire , Mary Ann was the dam . They say mister Howell paid $100,000 to watch . 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
5777 she prolly dint mean it 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
5778 I can't tell if our castaway situation is making you look like that, or you're being ironic. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
5779 I'm from the IRS. Are you ex-President Donald Trump? 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
5780 Thanks for the sushi, you can go now. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
5781 If you’re not expecting endless refills it’s not so bad. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
5782 You're late old chap. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
5783 Towels please. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
5784 So, it looks like you’re still on the high dose steroids! 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
5785 You are late for our happy hour portfolio review meeting! 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
5786 If this is a bad time, I ‘ll swim back at your convenience. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
5787 That is not business casual 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
5788 Come and enjoy the sea and the sunlight; I told you not to take the train. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
5789 Before you get settled can you run and out and get me another. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
5790 Sorry. Tax havens are not for everybody. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
5791 Thanks for bringing the nuclear codes. Could you just go back to the office and pick up my dry cleaning? 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
5792 I ordered a triple scotch, not Triple Sec. As my attorney, go back and bring me a REAL cocktail, with no umbrella speared fruit salad!" 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
5793 Take it easy. There is no "hatch". 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
5794 Pina Colada? It mellows the frazzles of travels! 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
5795 I'll take the briefcase and another pina colada 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
5796 Your tie looks awful. Have some of Mai Tai. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
5797 I told you. You would live better without a job. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
5798 A sip from the coconut makes your worries disappear 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
5799 I think I got the last coconut. Sorry. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
5800 No, I really don't want to sell my time-share! 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
5801 @emiliecornelis “you should totally do a PhD Emilie, it’s just so chill!” 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
5802 Not Understanding My Purpose Of Working Day & Night If I Want To Live Like Him Forever. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
5803 I’m playing the influencer. You’re my fan base. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
5804 12’ bro... Sorry. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
5805 You should’ve come out of the closet years ago 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
5806 only in New York, baby 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
5807 Always live your best life, bro. Namaste. And try a micro dose of this eco-water super hydration. I know the guy who owns this island... 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
5808 Unfortunately, there are no cameras. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
5809 Can this be my co-pay? 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
5810 No,I don't have any ballots. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
5811 I need a new agent. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
5812 So how long do you plan to stay ? 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
5813 Hakuna Matata! What a wonderful phrase. Hakuna matata! Aint’ no passin craze It means no worries for the rest of your days It’s our problem free philosophy. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
5814 Here you can have the ultimate social distancing! 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
5815 No, I did NOT bring you a fresh Mai Tai! 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
5816 About time you got here! I'll have another piña colada, and make it fast! 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
5817 So you've heard about the remarkable benefits of palm oil? 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
5818 So, tell me what's happening in 2020. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
5819 Man, you look really washed up. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
5820 Meet my friend, Coco. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
5821 No mask? 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
5822 Bro, there's, like, so many antioxidants in my semen right now, like, you don't even know...and it totally tastes like coconut. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
5823 Freeze! I’m an undercover cop and this coconut drinking vessel is an undercover gun. You’re under arrest for speeding. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
5824 To bad your stay here didn't work out for you - how about a refill before you go? 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
5825 I hope you brought some SPF30. I’ve about had it with the Vitamin D. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
5826 Sorry Bruh, this was the last one. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
5827 You need to update your stranded on an island wardrobe. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
5828 Wazzup noob. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
5829 Oh, I've been here since 2019. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
5830 You look like you came prepared for an either-or situation. In other words, you look stupid standing there! 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
5831 Has my cane syrup finally arrived? 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
5832 The reason I called you here is that this drink is just awesome. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
5833 Get lost, Captain. You are my boss only when we are inside the plane. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
5834 Changed my my mind. I don't want hurricane insurance. I want an aardvark and a metal straw. But hey, you're here now. I'm lonely. Wanna get married? It's legal. I promise I have tan lines. But a warning; this is the last coconut. Ben. You gotta name? 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
5835 Rum I hope you remembered to bring the rum with you. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
5836 Dude, unless there's rum in that briefcase, looks like you didn't bring the right stuff. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
5837 Welcome! You can have one sip and where is your mask!? 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
5838 Amazon is having a big summer sale. I couldn't resist! 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
5839 Look, this is a unique property, sorry about the security shark! 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
5840 Would you happen to have any rum with you?" 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
5841 Chill, man. I wasn’t expecting you. I already put da lime inna coconut and drank it all up. — Dorri Olds 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
5842 Dude, you’re the third lawyer and no, you won’t be able to prove harm. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
5843 Take a seat, make yourself comfortable while you can. It is going to get pretty cosy after the elecetion. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
5844 So you are a shipwrecked Rum Sales Rep, huh?...Filler up! 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
5845 You'll be fine with the right mindset... and inheritance. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
5846 As a matter of fact, we are on the equator. How did you know? 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
5847 And to think you're my alter ego. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
5848 You got any booze in your briefcase? Things have been pretty rough here. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
5849 I thought this was the last nut on the island. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
5850 How'd you find me? 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
5851 Sip slowly. You're gonna be here awhile. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
5852 You gotta inflatable boat in that briefcase? I'd trade this mai-tai of youth for it...I don't even know how long I've been here. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
5853 You'll need to quarantine-otherwise find your own island! 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
5854 Hey Wilson, fetch me another one of these, but spike it with the good rum this time. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
5855 Pina Colada? 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
5856 Since my cruise ship dropped me off in February all we have left is tuna-ritas. Have a sip! 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
5857 Yea, a bit hard to get to, but the best offshore tax haven in the Caribbean! 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
5858 Shouldn't we be wearing masks? 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
5859 Sorry, this is La Premiere. Survivors from Business Class go to the island over there. 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
5860 no you can go I split her head with a coconut 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
5861 Sorry to inconvenience you but your services are no longer needed. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
5862 Sooo, the suntan lotion & vodka are in the briefcase? 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
5863 Get used to the obsolescence of leisure 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
5864 Anyway...to make a long story short... 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
5865 Hey, that’s mai tai. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
5866 Yeah, I got this work from home thing down. Coconut? 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
5867 Hey man, are you here for the Washed Up On A Desert Island Experience 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
5868 You need to keep at least six feet from me and wear PPE. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
5869 How's that 'homeschooling' vacation? 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
5870 You have questions. I’ll answer all of them after we share this last refreshing beverage.... Spoiler alert.... Sal’s involved. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
5871 I just got here myself. Sip? It's coconut flavored, bro. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
5872 Thanks Dad for coming. I knew that you would find a way to meet your new son-in-law." 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
5873 You must have forgotten to read the fine print of your contract. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
5874 I’m not buying anything, I don’t own money anymore 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
5875 You can work remotely two days a week,have all the coconuts you can find, 401k,and unlimited vacation. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
5876 So, you came all this way to check on my productivity under our COVID-19 Working From Home Policy? 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
5877 Hey Dude, welcome to Pool Deck Island! You'll find Business Class on that pile of rocks about 100 yards to starboard.... 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
5878 I promise you’re going to love working from a remote location. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
5879 The radiation from Bikini Atoll will replace that pallor with a tan, double-quick! 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
5880 Quarantinis--Martinis with masks--were not popular with my fellow passengers. You? 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
5881 I thought I told you it was causal Friday. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
5882 MERITOCRACY 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
5883 Relax, there is no saving from 2020. See, there is no point stressing trying to get back to work. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
5884 America too, huh? Yeah I got out of there after that whole chicken sandwich fiasco. They still fighting about that? 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
5885 No WiFi or Zoom here bud, hope there’s liquor and not a laptop in that briefcase. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0