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Name | Value |
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Submission deadline | 2020-10-11T18:09:00.000Z |
Voting started | - |
Voting ended | 2020-10-25T18:10:00.000Z |
Finalists announced | 2020-10-19T18:09:00.000Z |
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued | October 26, 2020 |
Number of captions | 5886 |
Number of responses | 925799 |
Number of participants | - |
In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.
Rank | Caption | Mean | Precision | Total votes | "Unfunny" votes | "Somewhat funny" votes | "Funny" votes |
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0 | Okay, okay. Fine, I'll fill out the census. | 2.0798 | 0.01261 | 3634 | 916 | 1512 | 1206 |
1 | Six feet dude. Six. Feet. | 2.0075 | 0.01028 | 5569 | 1618 | 2291 | 1660 |
2 | Thank you for agreeing to meet remotely. | 1.9742 | 0.00889 | 7838 | 2532 | 2976 | 2330 |
3 | Welcome to paradise. I take it he won another term. | 1.9591 | 0.00827 | 10139 | 3731 | 3092 | 3316 |
4 | Wow, you student loan people really know how to track someone down. | 1.9390 | 0.00767 | 10518 | 3594 | 3972 | 2952 |
5 | Relax, take off your shoe. | 1.9371 | 0.00949 | 7025 | 2456 | 2555 | 2014 |
6 | Ah great, now we’re going to have to wear masks | 1.9332 | 0.00809 | 9848 | 3532 | 3446 | 2870 |
7 | Hate to break it to you, dude, but I'm already Mormon. | 1.9292 | 0.00872 | 9373 | 3699 | 2641 | 3033 |
8 | All my coworkers think this is just a virtual Zoom background | 1.9049 | 0.00902 | 7950 | 2986 | 2734 | 2230 |
9 | On the bright side there's only one active covid-19 case on the island. | 1.8973 | 0.00905 | 8312 | 3298 | 2570 | 2444 |
10 | Finally, tech support. | 1.8953 | 0.01016 | 6073 | 2254 | 2201 | 1618 |
11 | So for the first two weeks, you need to quarantine west of the palm tree, after that feel free to go wherever. | 1.8702 | 0.00935 | 7019 | 2672 | 2589 | 1758 |
12 | Man, how long were you gone? This IS Manhattan! | 1.8634 | 0.01064 | 5975 | 2484 | 1823 | 1668 |
13 | And the best part is ... no Fox News! | 1.8440 | 0.01126 | 5339 | 2289 | 1594 | 1456 |
14 | It’s really not so bad except at high tide. | 1.8416 | 0.01261 | 3650 | 1394 | 1440 | 816 |
15 | Take the tie off, man. It’s casual Friday. | 1.8207 | 0.01290 | 3470 | 1369 | 1354 | 747 |
16 | You better hope another chair washes up | 1.8181 | 0.01253 | 3585 | 1394 | 1449 | 742 |
17 | I've been here since 2019. Have I missed anything? | 1.8163 | 0.01268 | 3865 | 1620 | 1335 | 910 |
18 | I'm disappointed that you're disappointed. Next time be more specific when you make a wish to end up on a deserted island with a blonde. | 1.8110 | 0.01026 | 6036 | 2596 | 1985 | 1455 |
19 | Welcome to the last resort. | 1.8058 | 0.01168 | 4645 | 2011 | 1526 | 1108 |
20 | Actuallly, I’m pretty happy with the coverage I already have. | 1.7957 | 0.00974 | 6285 | 2648 | 2273 | 1364 |
21 | I was expecting you. Your left shoe washed up this morning. | 1.7883 | 0.01129 | 4630 | 1960 | 1690 | 980 |
22 | I presume you're from the IRS. | 1.7846 | 0.01020 | 6086 | 2724 | 1949 | 1413 |
23 | I thought it'd be a good place to sit out 2016. Is everything back to normal yet? | 1.7749 | 0.02465 | 982 | 428 | 347 | 207 |
24 | Let me guess, you worked for him, too. | 1.7732 | 0.01984 | 1592 | 720 | 513 | 359 |
25 | Well, I'll let you get settled, then I'll show you around. | 1.7730 | 0.01111 | 4550 | 1911 | 1761 | 878 |
26 | For me, the coconut’s half full. | 1.7338 | 0.01553 | 2254 | 992 | 870 | 392 |
27 | I was SO YOU in April. | 1.7335 | 0.01226 | 3887 | 1791 | 1341 | 755 |
28 | You mean they need ME to cast the deciding vote?! | 1.7208 | 0.02102 | 1293 | 600 | 454 | 239 |
29 | You must be the offshore accountant. | 1.7139 | 0.01365 | 3327 | 1643 | 993 | 691 |
30 | What did I say, Larry? “Don’t take United.” And what did you do? | 1.7135 | 0.01630 | 2244 | 1082 | 723 | 439 |
31 | Since November 9, 2016. | 1.7065 | 0.01236 | 4055 | 2026 | 1193 | 836 |
32 | This is the last straw. | 1.7051 | 0.02125 | 1360 | 677 | 407 | 276 |
33 | You've got your tie, I've got mai tai. | 1.7046 | 0.01439 | 3043 | 1541 | 860 | 642 |
34 | I get it. Trump won. Welcome. | 1.6937 | 0.01282 | 3755 | 1911 | 1084 | 760 |
35 | You really thought my Zoom background was fake? | 1.6827 | 0.01967 | 1374 | 652 | 506 | 216 |
36 | Word to the wise: If you treat it as a staycation, the time goes by faster. | 1.6806 | 0.01149 | 4133 | 2001 | 1453 | 679 |
37 | I've been out of touch. Is America still great? | 1.6804 | 0.01306 | 3445 | 1741 | 1065 | 639 |
38 | Well, up till now, my social distancing plan was working pretty well." | 1.6777 | 0.01190 | 3850 | 1873 | 1347 | 630 |
39 | Is 2020 over yet? | 1.6695 | 0.01534 | 2436 | 1233 | 775 | 428 |
40 | Quarantini? | 1.6668 | 0.01594 | 2341 | 1216 | 689 | 436 |
41 | Is that my mail-in ballot? | 1.6661 | 0.01354 | 3082 | 1560 | 993 | 529 |
42 | I'm not stranded; I just asked them to pick me up once the election is over. | 1.6640 | 0.02117 | 1229 | 614 | 414 | 201 |
43 | It takes awhile, but you’ll get used to working remotely. | 1.6637 | 0.02034 | 1216 | 579 | 467 | 170 |
44 | Ok. Tell her she can have the house. | 1.6590 | 0.01492 | 2469 | 1243 | 825 | 401 |
45 | Actually, this IS low tide. | 1.6577 | 0.01468 | 2501 | 1248 | 861 | 392 |
46 | Sure I miss Brooklyn but the extra space is great. | 1.6530 | 0.02324 | 1049 | 542 | 329 | 178 |
47 | I'm what they call a non-essential worker. | 1.6516 | 0.02490 | 887 | 452 | 292 | 143 |
48 | Chillax. There’s a bar and restaurant at low tide. | 1.6514 | 0.01944 | 1400 | 699 | 490 | 211 |
49 | You’re in my dream or I’m in yours. Either way, we need limes. | 1.6499 | 0.03238 | 517 | 262 | 174 | 81 |
50 | I think you're taking this contact tracing stuff a little too far. | 1.6469 | 0.02300 | 1065 | 554 | 333 | 178 |
51 | Allergic to coconut? Bummer. | 1.6457 | 0.02125 | 1160 | 582 | 407 | 171 |
52 | Wilson, you have company! | 1.6452 | 0.01360 | 3210 | 1730 | 893 | 587 |
53 | Dude....six feet. | 1.6436 | 0.01442 | 2772 | 1469 | 822 | 481 |
54 | OK, Boss. I've brought THE NEW YORKER and a bunch of other magazines. | 1.6417 | 0.01440 | 3198 | 1844 | 660 | 694 |
55 | Lemme guess...Trump got re-elected? | 1.6385 | 0.01586 | 2390 | 1306 | 642 | 442 |
56 | Looks like you need this more than I do. | 1.6323 | 0.01982 | 1281 | 644 | 464 | 173 |
57 | Check-in isn't until 3. | 1.6314 | 0.01875 | 1484 | 761 | 509 | 214 |
58 | Oh, great. Now I gotta wear a mask" | 1.6310 | 0.01875 | 1515 | 786 | 502 | 227 |
59 | So, first shipwreck? | 1.6299 | 0.01558 | 2164 | 1117 | 731 | 316 |
60 | Six feet, please. | 1.6298 | 0.02013 | 1256 | 638 | 445 | 173 |
61 | Loosen up, dude - it's the weekend. | 1.6238 | 0.01513 | 2512 | 1372 | 713 | 427 |
62 | Yeah, I”m blond and stunning! So, for your next wish, my friend, try to remember English is gender-neutral... | 1.6235 | 0.02223 | 1142 | 618 | 336 | 188 |
63 | You have to self-isolate for 14 days. | 1.6227 | 0.01566 | 2242 | 1199 | 690 | 353 |
64 | I know you're desperate to get away from it all, Dr. Fauci, but I was here first. | 1.6209 | 0.02072 | 1290 | 694 | 391 | 205 |
65 | Actually I completed the census online. | 1.6161 | 0.01892 | 1495 | 797 | 475 | 223 |
66 | Looks like two of us now know where Americans can travel. | 1.6138 | 0.02363 | 997 | 544 | 294 | 159 |
67 | I filed by bottle. | 1.6138 | 0.02452 | 940 | 517 | 269 | 154 |
68 | Have you traveled outside the country in the past 14 days? | 1.6133 | 0.02249 | 1081 | 585 | 329 | 167 |
69 | Surprised you came in. Most people are just working remote. | 1.6097 | 0.01829 | 1509 | 790 | 518 | 201 |
70 | And to think, working hard your whole life got you to the same place as me. | 1.6087 | 0.02166 | 1145 | 619 | 355 | 171 |
71 | I.R.S. snap audit. I came for your records. | 1.6073 | 0.01862 | 1663 | 934 | 448 | 281 |
72 | Did you have any trouble finding the place? | 1.6060 | 0.01914 | 1401 | 744 | 465 | 192 |
73 | Let me guess. Canada wouldn't let you in. | 1.6020 | 0.01896 | 1417 | 755 | 471 | 191 |
74 | Dude, You're a census worker? Righteous! | 1.6018 | 0.01773 | 1768 | 983 | 506 | 279 |
75 | Were you voted off the other island? | 1.5942 | 0.02021 | 1237 | 665 | 409 | 163 |
76 | I was hoping you'd be meatier than the last few, if I'm being honest. | 1.5915 | 0.02340 | 1033 | 589 | 277 | 167 |
77 | No worries. It's a paper straw. | 1.5904 | 0.01955 | 1433 | 806 | 408 | 219 |
78 | Stop whining. You're lucky you got here at low tide.' | 1.5892 | 0.01886 | 1424 | 773 | 463 | 188 |
79 | ...and this is whats left of California. So hows New York? | 1.5876 | 0.02029 | 1273 | 704 | 390 | 179 |
80 | Chill. Things could be worse. You could have a fly on your head | 1.5873 | 0.02492 | 911 | 523 | 241 | 147 |
81 | 2020 census taker. Glad I found you in. | 1.5848 | 0.01934 | 1409 | 785 | 424 | 200 |
82 | Your mother sent me. | 1.5820 | 0.02135 | 1275 | 751 | 309 | 215 |
83 | Refills in paradise are free, but they're self serve. | 1.5813 | 0.02125 | 1280 | 756 | 310 | 214 |
84 | Sorry, pal. No shoe, no service. | 1.5809 | 0.02190 | 1100 | 618 | 326 | 156 |
85 | Wait, start from the beginning. What has happened in 2020 so far? | 1.5803 | 0.02099 | 1258 | 723 | 340 | 195 |
86 | We’ve been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty. | 1.5772 | 0.02381 | 972 | 560 | 263 | 149 |
87 | For the thousandth time Gary, no I am not looking for a scalable push marketing solution with a proven track record and best-in-class customer support. | 1.5771 | 0.02214 | 1135 | 657 | 301 | 177 |
88 | Any trouble finding the place? | 1.5770 | 0.02159 | 1078 | 595 | 344 | 139 |
89 | Please tell me you’re gay. | 1.5760 | 0.02752 | 743 | 433 | 192 | 118 |
90 | I hope there are more little umbrellas in that briefcase. | 1.5747 | 0.02089 | 1164 | 648 | 363 | 153 |
91 | If it's not a bother, could you come back tomorrow? | 1.5730 | 0.02292 | 1000 | 567 | 293 | 140 |
92 | Don't tell me; another lucky winner of a free Marriott weekend | 1.5708 | 0.02241 | 1067 | 613 | 299 | 155 |
93 | So every vote really counts? | 1.5690 | 0.02671 | 768 | 447 | 205 | 116 |
94 | The meeting was yesterday | 1.5684 | 0.02342 | 943 | 535 | 280 | 128 |
95 | You the new staff? | 1.5677 | 0.02292 | 1101 | 664 | 252 | 185 |
96 | Look, you saved your laptop and the annual report. I saved my suntan lotion and a bottle of rum. That's what they mean by 'survival of the fittest'. | 1.5673 | 0.02279 | 1003 | 572 | 293 | 138 |
97 | Do I look like I need flood insurance? | 1.5671 | 0.02217 | 1058 | 603 | 310 | 145 |
98 | And at that moment, Sheldon started to question if the money for the census job was really worth it. | 1.5669 | 0.02297 | 1039 | 607 | 275 | 157 |
99 | I told him his spray on tan looked a little orange. What did you do? | 1.5639 | 0.02704 | 775 | 462 | 189 | 124 |
100 | Great... another washed-up salesman. | 1.5636 | 0.03007 | 566 | 322 | 169 | 75 |
101 | Sorry, check in is not until four o'clock. | 1.5621 | 0.02264 | 982 | 556 | 300 | 126 |
102 | Been here since 2015. Did I miss anything? | 1.5619 | 0.02261 | 1002 | 572 | 297 | 133 |
103 | Welcome, we've only had one confirmed case of COVID. | 1.5609 | 0.02526 | 879 | 524 | 217 | 138 |
104 | My usual sun and mojito hallucinations wear high heels. | 1.5581 | 0.02424 | 860 | 491 | 258 | 111 |
105 | Try this, dude. I bet we can patent it. | 1.5554 | 0.02475 | 1001 | 631 | 186 | 184 |
106 | I'll listen to your proposal, Jenkins, but only because I'm impressed that you made it past both the sharks and my executive assistant. | 1.5545 | 0.02378 | 909 | 526 | 262 | 121 |
107 | Six feet separation bro. | 1.5538 | 0.02298 | 948 | 543 | 285 | 120 |
108 | Did you bring ice? | 1.5517 | 0.02299 | 890 | 498 | 293 | 99 |
109 | I don't need any life insurance, but I could use an end table." | 1.5515 | 0.02719 | 689 | 399 | 200 | 90 |
110 | John began to rethink his work at the Census Bureau | 1.5510 | 0.02577 | 764 | 442 | 223 | 99 |
111 | I guessing you really did lose all your money therefore this was the biggest island you could buy ? Not exactly what it says in my contract and non-disclosure agreement !!! | 1.5508 | 0.02706 | 935 | 624 | 107 | 204 |
112 | Weren't you my cart-boy on the ship? | 1.5486 | 0.02505 | 906 | 554 | 207 | 145 |
113 | Mind taking off your shoe before you come in? | 1.5472 | 0.02489 | 837 | 492 | 232 | 113 |
114 | Welcome to the corner of Beach and More Beach | 1.5469 | 0.02473 | 874 | 521 | 228 | 125 |
115 | Man, you census workers are relentless! | 1.5458 | 0.02508 | 808 | 472 | 231 | 105 |
116 | So I guess this means it's November 4th. | 1.5452 | 0.02630 | 774 | 463 | 200 | 111 |
117 | Are you the new guy? | 1.5451 | 0.02451 | 820 | 473 | 247 | 100 |
118 | Don't be afraid of being shipwrecked. Don't let it dominate your life. | 1.5451 | 0.02618 | 798 | 482 | 197 | 119 |
119 | On the plus side, you won’t have to change your Zoom backdrop | 1.5445 | 0.02442 | 821 | 473 | 249 | 99 |
120 | When your mental self meets your actual self . | 1.5443 | 0.03136 | 542 | 324 | 141 | 77 |
121 | The Wifi is weak, but the Mai Tais are strong. | 1.5438 | 0.02522 | 754 | 431 | 236 | 87 |
122 | One more and we could have a mirage-a-trois." | 1.5412 | 0.02752 | 704 | 423 | 181 | 100 |
123 | STAYING LONG? | 1.5402 | 0.02556 | 809 | 485 | 211 | 113 |
124 | The IRS finally catches up with Trump's tax attorney. | 1.5398 | 0.02769 | 691 | 415 | 179 | 97 |
125 | Tell him again that I’m not his Vice President any more. We lost. It’s over, man. | 1.5391 | 0.02652 | 729 | 432 | 201 | 96 |
126 | Welcome. This used to be Mar-a-Lago Club before global warming. | 1.5389 | 0.02674 | 746 | 450 | 190 | 106 |
127 | Welcome to Florida 2050 | 1.5385 | 0.02675 | 689 | 402 | 203 | 84 |
128 | Sorry but the chair gets reserved really early in the morning. | 1.5371 | 0.02560 | 795 | 476 | 211 | 108 |
129 | Jehovah Witness? | 1.5370 | 0.02627 | 717 | 420 | 209 | 88 |
130 | You Census takers sure are persistent! Okay, her's your answer - one. | 1.5356 | 0.02678 | 730 | 439 | 191 | 100 |
131 | You got your two wishes: a sexy blond and a cool tropical beverage. What's your third wish? | 1.5353 | 0.02732 | 637 | 368 | 197 | 72 |
132 | You don’t look like my 3rd wish... | 1.5340 | 0.02694 | 691 | 409 | 195 | 87 |
133 | You can ditch the tie; it's casual dress only." | 1.5337 | 0.02533 | 742 | 430 | 228 | 84 |
134 | Welcome Mr. Crusoe. Please call me Casual Friday. | 1.5315 | 0.02820 | 619 | 365 | 179 | 75 |
135 | Oh, and the wifi password is "sand." | 1.5298 | 0.02797 | 655 | 394 | 175 | 86 |
136 | So you're Trump's tax attorney. You look like you need a drink. | 1.5292 | 0.02774 | 616 | 359 | 188 | 69 |
137 | I’m sorry, we aren’t accepting any more American refugees. | 1.5289 | 0.03034 | 554 | 333 | 149 | 72 |
138 | You’re lucky this island is 7ft long. | 1.5283 | 0.02815 | 689 | 427 | 160 | 102 |
139 | Right now I need a waiter more than a lawyer" | 1.5269 | 0.02685 | 689 | 411 | 193 | 85 |
140 | If you're here about the boat, it's been sold. | 1.5251 | 0.03332 | 478 | 294 | 117 | 67 |
141 | It's just me at this address. Are all census-takers this dedicated? | 1.5235 | 0.02767 | 680 | 416 | 172 | 92 |
142 | Apparently not remote enough. | 1.5235 | 0.02959 | 554 | 329 | 160 | 65 |
143 | Dude, you're looking a little washed up. | 1.5233 | 0.02861 | 602 | 360 | 169 | 73 |
144 | Please tell me you're at least bisexual. | 1.5230 | 0.02727 | 675 | 407 | 183 | 85 |
145 | Bond..... James Bond..... | 1.5209 | 0.02875 | 647 | 402 | 153 | 92 |
146 | Take off your shoe and stay awhile. | 1.5203 | 0.03104 | 492 | 291 | 146 | 55 |
147 | Unless that briefcase has a lounge chair in it, you're really not going to like this... | 1.5202 | 0.02600 | 642 | 367 | 216 | 59 |
148 | You can’t stay. It’s a private island. | 1.5202 | 0.02920 | 594 | 361 | 157 | 76 |
149 | Welcome. Please remove your shoe. | 1.5195 | 0.02820 | 614 | 368 | 173 | 73 |
150 | You sure look dusty, George | 1.5186 | 0.03095 | 644 | 430 | 95 | 119 |
151 | If you're from Air Force One, put on a mask. | 1.5161 | 0.02960 | 591 | 365 | 147 | 79 |
152 | I take it Trump won? | 1.5126 | 0.03036 | 554 | 342 | 140 | 72 |
153 | As a matter of fact, I would like to hear more about aluminum siding. | 1.5107 | 0.03247 | 466 | 284 | 126 | 56 |
154 | Man, you’ve got to give up your commute. I’ve been working remotely since March. | 1.5093 | 0.02920 | 589 | 363 | 152 | 74 |
155 | Don't suppose you grabbed a miniature on the way down? | 1.5093 | 0.03175 | 589 | 390 | 98 | 101 |
156 | And you were all,“That would never happen!” | 1.5074 | 0.02925 | 540 | 323 | 160 | 57 |
157 | Since you're up, refill? | 1.5069 | 0.02900 | 578 | 353 | 157 | 68 |
158 | So how's President Hilary doing? | 1.5064 | 0.03071 | 551 | 346 | 131 | 74 |
159 | It's a Zoom meeting, no one will know you're missing a shoe. | 1.5062 | 0.03147 | 486 | 296 | 134 | 56 |
160 | Welcome to Key West. Party like it 2049! | 1.5061 | 0.03159 | 571 | 376 | 103 | 92 |
161 | We're good here until global warming raises the water level 3 feet, so have a drink and relax. | 1.5058 | 0.02982 | 514 | 307 | 154 | 53 |
162 | ‘ Yes I requested an absentee ballot ,can you show me some ID?’ | 1.5054 | 0.02893 | 554 | 333 | 162 | 59 |
163 | You're from the White House,right? I got out after the Primaries in 2018. Just don't come any closer. | 1.5036 | 0.03148 | 548 | 352 | 116 | 80 |
164 | You know what, let's just file for an extension. | 1.5032 | 0.03102 | 469 | 280 | 142 | 47 |
165 | I'm remotely working too. | 1.5030 | 0.03074 | 499 | 303 | 141 | 55 |
166 | How bad could it have gotten? I've only been here a year! | 1.5022 | 0.03197 | 456 | 276 | 131 | 49 |
167 | Bottom line : It’s okay here , if you like pina coladas and getting caught in the rain ... | 1.5021 | 0.03269 | 470 | 293 | 118 | 59 |
168 | Don’t worry, you look like my before pic | 1.5021 | 0.03053 | 470 | 278 | 148 | 44 |
169 | Relax, take your shoe off | 1.5018 | 0.03026 | 546 | 340 | 138 | 68 |
170 | Me? Carnival Cruise, 2016. | 1.5010 | 0.03101 | 493 | 301 | 137 | 55 |
171 | Covidala, ONE SIP, YOU ARE CURED! | 1.5009 | 0.03263 | 539 | 361 | 90 | 88 |
172 | Why, yes, Smithers, being out of rum and suntan lotion is the emergency I was referring to when I had you drop everything and take that "rickety old seaplane" to get here | 1.5009 | 0.03254 | 541 | 357 | 97 | 87 |
173 | I TOLD YOU TO USE WAZE, BRO! | 1.5009 | 0.03243 | 541 | 356 | 99 | 86 |
174 | You can’t let the virus dominate your life, bro | 1.5000 | 0.03083 | 494 | 301 | 139 | 54 |
175 | Could I trouble you for the Wifi password? | 1.4990 | 0.03061 | 487 | 294 | 143 | 50 |
176 | Still 2020 out there, huh? | 1.4989 | 0.03280 | 457 | 284 | 118 | 55 |
177 | Island Shipwreck: Expectation vs. Reality | 1.4981 | 0.03263 | 530 | 354 | 91 | 85 |
178 | Look, Buddy - why or how you got here doesn't change anything. Anyone traveling from the United States must quarantine for 14 days. | 1.4981 | 0.03007 | 520 | 318 | 145 | 57 |
179 | Wasn’t sure if you had that last quarter mile in you. | 1.4979 | 0.03116 | 484 | 296 | 135 | 53 |
180 | Tough commute? | 1.4979 | 0.03117 | 466 | 281 | 138 | 47 |
181 | You can change behind the palm. | 1.4971 | 0.03659 | 344 | 209 | 99 | 36 |
182 | Didn’t you get my email? I need to reschedule. | 1.4971 | 0.02956 | 511 | 309 | 151 | 51 |
183 | Please just tell me that you don't snore. | 1.4961 | 0.02931 | 514 | 308 | 157 | 49 |
184 | Welcome to the one place without election coverage. | 1.4958 | 0.03107 | 480 | 293 | 136 | 51 |
185 | Welcome to working from home stage 4; hallucination | 1.4956 | 0.03333 | 458 | 290 | 109 | 59 |
186 | Okay, supposing you’re right, and I am underinsured- then what? | 1.4953 | 0.03305 | 430 | 264 | 119 | 47 |
187 | Been here since January 2016. So how’s Trump working out. | 1.4951 | 0.03179 | 509 | 324 | 118 | 67 |
188 | Yacht problem? I HATE that... | 1.4951 | 0.03298 | 509 | 334 | 98 | 77 |
189 | I appreciate your effort, but that's not my missing suitcase. | 1.4945 | 0.03526 | 362 | 219 | 107 | 36 |
190 | Those are the things that you bring to a deserted island? | 1.4940 | 0.03020 | 496 | 301 | 145 | 50 |
191 | Come to think of it, we could've just Zoomed. | 1.4934 | 0.03241 | 456 | 283 | 121 | 52 |
192 | It's seawater, no ice. | 1.4930 | 0.03409 | 499 | 335 | 82 | 82 |
193 | Welcome to “Just One Island”. Just one palm tree, just one mai tai, just one lounge chair, just one star fish, just one person....... | 1.4929 | 0.03309 | 495 | 323 | 100 | 72 |
194 | Cocktails at 5:00? | 1.4927 | 0.03421 | 481 | 319 | 87 | 75 |
195 | Sorry dude, you gotta go back. I’m self isolating. | 1.4923 | 0.03212 | 453 | 279 | 125 | 49 |
196 | Drink up! High tide's in an hour. | 1.4919 | 0.03070 | 494 | 306 | 134 | 54 |
197 | Let me guess, my wife is finally filing for a divorce. | 1.4916 | 0.03098 | 476 | 291 | 136 | 49 |
198 | I need you to put on a mask | 1.4903 | 0.03309 | 465 | 297 | 108 | 60 |
199 | Relax, have a drink. This is low tide. | 1.4897 | 0.03184 | 484 | 305 | 121 | 58 |
200 | Congratulations! You made it to the Winner's Circle. Welcome to my world. | 1.4895 | 0.03460 | 474 | 317 | 82 | 75 |
201 | Welcome to Sandals Cartoon. | 1.4883 | 0.03410 | 469 | 309 | 91 | 69 |
202 | You know, an intern really needs to be on time. | 1.4882 | 0.03136 | 465 | 286 | 131 | 48 |
203 | You just doubled the unemployment rate. | 1.4877 | 0.03678 | 367 | 233 | 89 | 45 |
204 | Relax. I was fooled by the time-share ad too" | 1.4872 | 0.03199 | 431 | 262 | 128 | 41 |
205 | Dude, do I look like I need insurance? | 1.4869 | 0.03339 | 421 | 262 | 113 | 46 |
206 | Whoa, whoa, 6 feet bro. | 1.4869 | 0.03501 | 419 | 270 | 94 | 55 |
207 | I do my own taxes. | 1.4858 | 0.03132 | 424 | 253 | 136 | 35 |
208 | Don’t tell me....Trump won again? | 1.4845 | 0.03380 | 452 | 293 | 99 | 60 |
209 | You didn’t get my message, did you? I canceled our appointment. | 1.4834 | 0.03482 | 422 | 273 | 94 | 55 |
210 | Now I can't remember why I needed a notary. | 1.4833 | 0.03464 | 389 | 243 | 104 | 42 |
211 | Democrat, right? | 1.4832 | 0.03319 | 447 | 288 | 105 | 54 |
212 | I'm staying here until after the election. | 1.4832 | 0.03164 | 447 | 275 | 128 | 44 |
213 | What three items did you bring? | 1.4832 | 0.03148 | 447 | 274 | 130 | 43 |
214 | Did you also flee the West Wing strapped to an albatross? | 1.4832 | 0.03379 | 447 | 289 | 100 | 58 |
215 | Looks like now I'll have to start wearing a mask | 1.4830 | 0.03444 | 412 | 262 | 101 | 49 |
216 | I don’t think we have the same definition for “hot spot” | 1.4824 | 0.03288 | 427 | 266 | 116 | 45 |
217 | Hello I am from the Census Bureau | 1.4821 | 0.03358 | 448 | 289 | 102 | 57 |
218 | I too looked like you when I stopped working at the White House. But here, try some of this bleach cocktail. | 1.4821 | 0.03676 | 419 | 283 | 70 | 66 |
219 | I try to enjoy low tide while it lasts | 1.4820 | 0.03328 | 417 | 260 | 113 | 44 |
220 | To be fair, there were a lot more coconuts when I got here. | 1.4817 | 0.03162 | 438 | 268 | 129 | 41 |
221 | You didn't happen to grab any peanuts before it went down, did you? | 1.4817 | 0.03381 | 436 | 280 | 102 | 54 |
222 | You have to call ahead to reserve the lounge chair. | 1.4814 | 0.03450 | 376 | 232 | 107 | 37 |
223 | Put me down as "undecided." | 1.4808 | 0.03299 | 416 | 258 | 116 | 42 |
224 | I'd normally invite you to stay, but I'm expecting guests this weekend. | 1.4805 | 0.03127 | 435 | 264 | 133 | 38 |
225 | I hope this means I won the Publisher's Clearing House. | 1.4801 | 0.03361 | 377 | 229 | 115 | 33 |
226 | Before you relax and settle in Dude, have you been near anyone in the GOP recently? | 1.4780 | 0.03298 | 431 | 272 | 112 | 47 |
227 | Do I look like a guy who files tax returns? | 1.4779 | 0.03309 | 429 | 271 | 111 | 47 |
228 | Boy, you census workers just don't quit, do you? | 1.4773 | 0.03281 | 419 | 261 | 116 | 42 |
229 | Just so we're on the same page, a loincloth hanging on the palm tree means "do not disturb". | 1.4772 | 0.03275 | 417 | 259 | 117 | 41 |
230 | Superior contact tracing, dude. Have some coconut clorox. | 1.4769 | 0.03308 | 432 | 274 | 110 | 48 |
231 | Don't be afraid of being a cast-away. Don't let it dominate your life. I feel better than I did 20 years ago. | 1.4764 | 0.03354 | 424 | 270 | 106 | 48 |
232 | I came here to relax. I'm getting the vibe you'd rather be somewhere else. | 1.4749 | 0.03083 | 419 | 251 | 137 | 31 |
233 | Trust me, there is no better time to be stranded on a desert island than fall 2020. | 1.4749 | 0.03383 | 419 | 268 | 103 | 48 |
234 | Yes, the oceans rose and the planet is ruined, but the biodiversity of this island just doubled. | 1.4749 | 0.03228 | 419 | 259 | 121 | 39 |
235 | You had a bad day? I’m out of rum! | 1.4741 | 0.03424 | 386 | 242 | 105 | 39 |
236 | Isn't Hillary going to win, again? | 1.4738 | 0.03541 | 420 | 279 | 83 | 58 |
237 | You’ll have to find another island. I’m social distancing. | 1.4731 | 0.03588 | 353 | 222 | 95 | 36 |
238 | I see you got my bottle. | 1.4731 | 0.03688 | 334 | 210 | 90 | 34 |
239 | Yeah I left when he started spewing about a wall. | 1.4724 | 0.03497 | 398 | 257 | 94 | 47 |
240 | Seriously, I was just like you; then I put the lime in the coconut and shook it all up... | 1.4723 | 0.03338 | 415 | 263 | 108 | 44 |
241 | Welcome to Pikes Peak. Believe in global warming now? | 1.4717 | 0.03491 | 407 | 265 | 92 | 50 |
242 | So, what are the three things you wished you had brought? | 1.4717 | 0.03277 | 407 | 253 | 116 | 38 |
243 | OK... OK. I guess I'll call you Friday... Casual Friday' | 1.4701 | 0.03506 | 402 | 262 | 91 | 49 |
244 | Ahh, IT Support is finally here | 1.4701 | 0.03268 | 402 | 249 | 117 | 36 |
245 | I told you working remotely was the way to go. | 1.4701 | 0.03306 | 402 | 251 | 113 | 38 |
246 | Well, well. The second lawyer to get into heaven arrives" | 1.4693 | 0.04009 | 309 | 202 | 69 | 38 |
247 | Yeah, sometimes I have survivor's guilt. | 1.4692 | 0.03530 | 373 | 238 | 95 | 40 |
248 | I suppose it was too much to hope for Ginger or Mary Ann. | 1.4692 | 0.03530 | 373 | 238 | 95 | 40 |
249 | Dude, I told you to use Zoom. | 1.4689 | 0.03343 | 386 | 240 | 111 | 35 |
250 | It’s peaceful, but the WiFi sucks. | 1.4686 | 0.03389 | 382 | 239 | 107 | 36 |
251 | So what brings you to Fantasy Island? | 1.4684 | 0.03711 | 395 | 268 | 69 | 58 |
252 | Yeah, I've been here about four years. How is Hillary doing? | 1.4684 | 0.03423 | 395 | 252 | 101 | 42 |
253 | I don’t know, man. Mexican ice cubes and melanomas don’t seem to matter much during a pandemic. | 1.4684 | 0.03694 | 395 | 267 | 71 | 57 |
254 | I ordered a woman. | 1.4672 | 0.03516 | 366 | 232 | 97 | 37 |
255 | After two of these, I'll look like Marilyn Monroe to you. | 1.4672 | 0.03495 | 381 | 244 | 96 | 41 |
256 | I was doing a great job of social distancing until you showed up. | 1.4670 | 0.03551 | 364 | 232 | 94 | 38 |
257 | do you have any limes in that briefcase? | 1.4665 | 0.03351 | 388 | 243 | 109 | 36 |
258 | Thanks for responding to my text, but I already bought the island through another realtor. | 1.4663 | 0.03442 | 386 | 246 | 100 | 40 |
259 | Lemme guess. 2020? | 1.4663 | 0.03704 | 371 | 246 | 77 | 48 |
260 | I've had three of these, so I'm pretty wrecked myself. | 1.4663 | 0.03624 | 326 | 205 | 91 | 30 |
261 | I thought I sent my census form in." | 1.4654 | 0.03636 | 361 | 234 | 86 | 41 |
262 | Thanks for swimming here. I'd like to sue Carnival Cruise Lines. | 1.4648 | 0.03520 | 383 | 248 | 92 | 43 |
263 | Good flight? | 1.4646 | 0.04675 | 198 | 124 | 56 | 18 |
264 | Chill out dude. I sent my census form back in a bottle a month ago." | 1.4635 | 0.03570 | 384 | 252 | 86 | 46 |
265 | You say stranded, I say indefinite vacation | 1.4630 | 0.03478 | 365 | 231 | 99 | 35 |
266 | Where you're standing is my VRBO, but covenants limit you to a three day stay. | 1.4630 | 0.03875 | 378 | 263 | 55 | 60 |
267 | I said you’d be working remotely. | 1.4630 | 0.03454 | 378 | 241 | 99 | 38 |
268 | Just think of this as working remotely but without the work, Zoom, the kids fighting, the dog sulking, and the oppressive anxiety of a surging pandemic. | 1.4628 | 0.03528 | 376 | 243 | 92 | 41 |
269 | The quarantine is hard for us employers too, Steven. | 1.4626 | 0.03582 | 374 | 244 | 87 | 43 |
270 | Do you have a phone charger? | 1.4617 | 0.03556 | 366 | 236 | 91 | 39 |
271 | You're late! Could we reschedule for tomorrow, say 10? | 1.4611 | 0.03514 | 347 | 218 | 98 | 31 |
272 | I take it Biden didn’t win? | 1.4609 | 0.03826 | 345 | 230 | 71 | 44 |
273 | White Collar versus Blue Collar | 1.4605 | 0.03889 | 367 | 254 | 57 | 56 |
274 | Taking a little break after moderating that debate? | 1.4602 | 0.03809 | 339 | 224 | 74 | 41 |
275 | Let me get this straight. Dad’s will left me the half of the island without a beach chair? | 1.4596 | 0.03563 | 359 | 231 | 91 | 37 |
276 | You must be the new guy. | 1.4588 | 0.03527 | 364 | 234 | 93 | 37 |
277 | As you can see, 64 square feet, very low-crime area, and a beautiful view of the ocean. | 1.4588 | 0.03612 | 364 | 238 | 85 | 41 |
278 | You would not believe how crazy my day has been. | 1.4587 | 0.03711 | 351 | 231 | 79 | 41 |
279 | I hope you didn’t have trouble finding the place. | 1.4587 | 0.03437 | 351 | 219 | 103 | 29 |
280 | You can relax now that you're washed up. | 1.4586 | 0.03498 | 362 | 231 | 96 | 35 |
281 | The secret is big tips to the mermaids. | 1.4586 | 0.03431 | 362 | 228 | 102 | 32 |
282 | You have to get up at 6am to reserve this lounge chair | 1.4586 | 0.03409 | 362 | 227 | 104 | 31 |
283 | Just lean in. | 1.4583 | 0.04006 | 360 | 254 | 47 | 59 |
284 | No, I'm not concerned about rising sea levels, why do you ask? | 1.4580 | 0.03978 | 286 | 184 | 73 | 29 |
285 | I've been working remotely. | 1.4577 | 0.03469 | 343 | 214 | 101 | 28 |
286 | Ok, swim back and tell him, the Republic of Jimmy will retaliate with 110% tariffs on coconuts and coconut husks, and bring back a bottle of rum. | 1.4574 | 0.03523 | 352 | 224 | 95 | 33 |
287 | Dude ... for the last time ... I don’t want to renew my car warranty! | 1.4563 | 0.03679 | 355 | 234 | 80 | 41 |
288 | I forgot to sign what? | 1.4559 | 0.04026 | 272 | 174 | 72 | 26 |
289 | Yes, I have already completed the 2020 Census. | 1.4551 | 0.03799 | 323 | 211 | 77 | 35 |
290 | No, I don’t need flood insurance, but thanks for stopping by. | 1.4548 | 0.03705 | 343 | 225 | 80 | 38 |
291 | Sorry dude. Last coconut. | 1.4543 | 0.03847 | 350 | 238 | 65 | 47 |
292 | You did agree to work remotely | 1.4543 | 0.03655 | 328 | 210 | 87 | 31 |
293 | Really? Do I look like a tax cheat? | 1.4540 | 0.03646 | 326 | 208 | 88 | 30 |
294 | Uber Eats .... that's how. | 1.4521 | 0.03886 | 292 | 188 | 76 | 28 |
295 | It’s a matter of perspective. You’re not stranded. You’re liberated . | 1.4516 | 0.03602 | 341 | 220 | 88 | 33 |
296 | Drink? You look like you need it. | 1.4516 | 0.03578 | 341 | 219 | 90 | 32 |
297 | Ready for that three hour tour? | 1.4516 | 0.03673 | 341 | 223 | 82 | 36 |
298 | This one's already taken. You got to quarantine on the next one or the 3,45,678th one. | 1.4513 | 0.04007 | 339 | 240 | 47 | 52 |
299 | Can I offer you a drink before you head back? | 1.4505 | 0.03876 | 293 | 189 | 76 | 28 |
300 | Does it look like I care if my car's warranty is about to expire? | 1.4504 | 0.04273 | 262 | 174 | 58 | 30 |
301 | Does it come with salt on the rim? | 1.4502 | 0.04148 | 331 | 235 | 43 | 53 |
302 | Yeah,a building a raft would have been the smarter choice, but you gotta admit this lounge chair is pretty sweet. | 1.4498 | 0.03696 | 329 | 214 | 82 | 33 |
303 | What are the chances that briefcase is full of ice? | 1.4498 | 0.03842 | 309 | 202 | 75 | 32 |
304 | Just relax, it's not like your life was going anywhere | 1.4494 | 0.03640 | 336 | 218 | 85 | 33 |
305 | Allergic to coconut?, Dude, this is clearly not your day. | 1.4494 | 0.03640 | 336 | 218 | 85 | 33 |
306 | Yes, I can add the missing signature. No, I don't have a pen. | 1.4488 | 0.03695 | 303 | 192 | 86 | 25 |
307 | Universal Basic Income, brah. | 1.4488 | 0.04003 | 332 | 230 | 55 | 47 |
308 | Working remotely or not remotely working? | 1.4488 | 0.03647 | 332 | 215 | 85 | 32 |
309 | I've been stranded here since February. What did I miss? | 1.4475 | 0.03936 | 324 | 220 | 63 | 41 |
310 | You're late. | 1.4465 | 0.03660 | 327 | 212 | 84 | 31 |
311 | Oh, take that tie off! It's Casual Friday. | 1.4465 | 0.03660 | 327 | 212 | 84 | 31 |
312 | Election season huh? I looked just like you in 2016. | 1.4465 | 0.03786 | 327 | 217 | 74 | 36 |
313 | Please tell me you have rum in that suitcase. | 1.4459 | 0.04055 | 314 | 216 | 56 | 42 |
314 | Dave, I'm just saying maybe it's time you rethink your commute. | 1.4458 | 0.03587 | 323 | 206 | 90 | 27 |
315 | Ah, you must be the guy from 2020. | 1.4456 | 0.04012 | 294 | 196 | 65 | 33 |
316 | Amazon won’t pick us up, but they will deliver. | 1.4455 | 0.03810 | 303 | 197 | 77 | 29 |
317 | For obvious reasons, you should send for your mail-in ballot now. | 1.4444 | 0.03786 | 315 | 207 | 76 | 32 |
318 | You must have mixed up your dates. I booked this through Airbnb for another week | 1.4444 | 0.03451 | 315 | 195 | 100 | 20 |
319 | Sorry, I must have butt-dialed you. | 1.4444 | 0.03867 | 306 | 202 | 72 | 32 |
320 | Sorry, our appointment was yesterday. | 1.4441 | 0.03647 | 322 | 208 | 85 | 29 |
321 | I'm isolating. What brings you here? | 1.4441 | 0.03778 | 322 | 213 | 75 | 34 |
322 | Thanks again for meeting at my place. | 1.4441 | 0.03647 | 322 | 208 | 85 | 29 |
323 | You’ve gone to a lot of trouble for an overdue library book | 1.4441 | 0.03726 | 322 | 211 | 79 | 32 |
324 | Next time we can use Zoom. | 1.4441 | 0.03700 | 322 | 210 | 81 | 31 |
325 | I used to do a lot of business travel, but this working from home thing is really working out for me. | 1.4441 | 0.03457 | 322 | 201 | 99 | 22 |
326 | Hey man, I'm trying to quarantine here! | 1.4438 | 0.03663 | 320 | 207 | 84 | 29 |
327 | I thought this was just your Zoom background. | 1.4438 | 0.03716 | 320 | 209 | 80 | 31 |
328 | How was your first day commuting back to the office? | 1.4438 | 0.03795 | 320 | 212 | 74 | 34 |
329 | Man you IRS guys are relentless | 1.4434 | 0.03680 | 318 | 206 | 83 | 29 |
330 | Don't worry, man, this place has Amazon Prime. | 1.4434 | 0.03866 | 309 | 205 | 71 | 33 |
331 | I guess it's true; the IRS will always find you. | 1.4425 | 0.03707 | 287 | 181 | 85 | 21 |
332 | yep, never have to see or hear trump again. | 1.4425 | 0.04022 | 287 | 191 | 65 | 31 |
333 | No, that island is just 1,500 miles west of here. | 1.4416 | 0.03794 | 317 | 210 | 74 | 33 |
334 | Honestly, I don't remember checking that I would be interested in a home security system. | 1.4416 | 0.03820 | 308 | 203 | 74 | 31 |
335 | It's island, not usland. | 1.4416 | 0.03875 | 308 | 205 | 70 | 33 |
336 | Ya... I clicked on ‘wanna get away?’ | 1.4416 | 0.03820 | 308 | 203 | 74 | 31 |
337 | Unless you have a mask in that briefcase, you need to find another island. | 1.4416 | 0.03847 | 308 | 204 | 72 | 32 |
338 | How was the flight? | 1.4413 | 0.03990 | 281 | 185 | 68 | 28 |
339 | Is the election over yet? | 1.4413 | 0.04022 | 281 | 186 | 66 | 29 |
340 | When asked what the one thing I would want if ever stuck on a deserted island, I should have been more specific when I said, “a blonde with big coconuts”... | 1.4412 | 0.03920 | 306 | 205 | 67 | 34 |
341 | Do I look like I need a retirement plan? | 1.4410 | 0.03858 | 288 | 187 | 75 | 26 |
342 | You think you got problems, this is the last straw. | 1.4409 | 0.03775 | 313 | 206 | 76 | 31 |
343 | Did the IRS ask about my off-shore assets? | 1.4409 | 0.03693 | 313 | 203 | 82 | 28 |
344 | It’s not as good as it looks- I ran out of Grenadine. | 1.4409 | 0.03580 | 313 | 199 | 90 | 24 |
345 | Amor Fati versus Amor Fatigue | 1.4409 | 0.04307 | 313 | 227 | 34 | 52 |
346 | I returned my census by glass bottle. | 1.4409 | 0.03720 | 313 | 204 | 80 | 29 |
347 | I was like you once, back when I cared. | 1.4409 | 0.03693 | 313 | 208 | 74 | 31 |
348 | Hi Honey, we're out of coconuts ... | 1.4409 | 0.04307 | 313 | 227 | 34 | 52 |
349 | Bad news, man. This island’s only 5 feet wide. | 1.4409 | 0.03802 | 313 | 207 | 74 | 32 |
350 | Whoa bud, the starfish is six feet. | 1.4405 | 0.03709 | 311 | 202 | 81 | 28 |
351 | Don't worry. No matter what happens here, you died in the plane crash. | 1.4400 | 0.03806 | 300 | 196 | 76 | 28 |
352 | The good news is that Amazon delivers... | 1.4399 | 0.04010 | 291 | 195 | 64 | 32 |
353 | No, the tide is out. | 1.4394 | 0.03847 | 289 | 188 | 75 | 26 |
354 | Dude, the meeting was yesterday. | 1.4393 | 0.04031 | 280 | 186 | 65 | 29 |
355 | A cruise ship passes by every few days but damned if I'm getting on one. Those things are Covid-19 death traps. | 1.4390 | 0.03929 | 287 | 189 | 70 | 28 |
356 | Too bad. The last guy hated coconuts, too. | 1.4384 | 0.03975 | 276 | 181 | 69 | 26 |
357 | Now do you believe my Zoom background is real? | 1.4384 | 0.03999 | 292 | 196 | 64 | 32 |
358 | You searchin' for your long lost shaker of salt? | 1.4381 | 0.03987 | 299 | 202 | 63 | 34 |
359 | As long as you're up, can you get me another drink? | 1.4381 | 0.03755 | 299 | 194 | 79 | 26 |
360 | You look a little washed-up. | 1.4381 | 0.03872 | 299 | 198 | 71 | 30 |
361 | And its all thanks to you, my offshore accountant | 1.4381 | 0.03901 | 299 | 199 | 69 | 31 |
362 | A monkey, gorilla and King Kong all fight to take bananas from a coconut tree. Who will get the bananas? None of them as a coconut tree does not have bananas. | 1.4379 | 0.04106 | 306 | 213 | 52 | 41 |
363 | Relax, I've walked a mile in your shoe. | 1.4379 | 0.03664 | 306 | 197 | 84 | 25 |
364 | Good to know you’re willing to relocate, but we’ve since filled the position. | 1.4377 | 0.03978 | 297 | 200 | 64 | 33 |
365 | Lemme guess, American? | 1.4367 | 0.03775 | 300 | 196 | 77 | 27 |
366 | You have to dress for the existential crisis you want. | 1.4367 | 0.03948 | 300 | 202 | 65 | 33 |
367 | You're gonna flip but I gotta tell you the meeting was cancelled. | 1.4362 | 0.03671 | 298 | 191 | 84 | 23 |
368 | I S.O.S.ed for a barista, not a barrister. | 1.4362 | 0.04024 | 298 | 203 | 60 | 35 |
369 | Welcome to Covid Island. Please stick this straw up your nose. | 1.4361 | 0.04318 | 266 | 183 | 50 | 33 |
370 | I guess you didn't get the notice that I changed it to an online meeting? | 1.4360 | 0.03845 | 289 | 189 | 74 | 26 |
371 | I've been wondering when Corporate would show up. | 1.4349 | 0.03754 | 292 | 189 | 79 | 24 |
372 | Glad you’re here, bud. I’m sick of fish and coconuts. | 1.4348 | 0.04413 | 253 | 174 | 48 | 31 |
373 | I disagree; the coconut is half-full | 1.4345 | 0.03835 | 290 | 190 | 74 | 26 |
374 | Man, I don't think you understand this whole work from home thing. | 1.4345 | 0.03804 | 290 | 189 | 76 | 25 |
375 | Well one of us has to be the waiter. | 1.4343 | 0.03860 | 297 | 197 | 71 | 29 |
376 | Dude, I have been where you are, trust me! | 1.4343 | 0.03648 | 297 | 190 | 85 | 22 |
377 | You just missed Happy Hour! | 1.4343 | 0.03830 | 297 | 196 | 73 | 28 |
378 | Dude, please tell me your name is Captain Morgan. | 1.4343 | 0.03860 | 297 | 197 | 71 | 29 |
379 | Let me guess, the American Dream didn’t quite work out for you? | 1.4343 | 0.03585 | 297 | 188 | 89 | 20 |
380 | You look like you pay more than 750 dollars in taxes | 1.4343 | 0.03860 | 297 | 197 | 71 | 29 |
381 | At first you'll miss going out but then you'll realize all the money you're saving. | 1.4343 | 0.03709 | 297 | 192 | 81 | 24 |
382 | It's not a bad life, but it does get a bit crowded at high tide. | 1.4339 | 0.03696 | 295 | 190 | 82 | 23 |
383 | But on the plus side, Dave, you get 52 weeks of vacation a year. | 1.4330 | 0.03699 | 291 | 187 | 82 | 22 |
384 | Dude, I think you're in the wrong cartoon. Want a drink? | 1.4321 | 0.03931 | 280 | 185 | 69 | 26 |
385 | Hey, new guy, you’re blocking my rays. | 1.4320 | 0.04035 | 250 | 162 | 68 | 20 |
386 | Meet Wilson | 1.4311 | 0.04089 | 283 | 193 | 58 | 32 |
387 | Betty and Veronica are changing for dinner | 1.4306 | 0.04202 | 281 | 195 | 51 | 35 |
388 | You’re 5 minutes late. I’ll have to reschedule. | 1.4306 | 0.03945 | 288 | 193 | 66 | 29 |
389 | Seemed like the perfect place to ride out the next four years” | 1.4306 | 0.03788 | 288 | 188 | 76 | 24 |
390 | It's mine ! | 1.4306 | 0.04408 | 288 | 209 | 34 | 45 |
391 | Any news from 2020 worth mentioning? | 1.4306 | 0.04036 | 288 | 196 | 60 | 32 |
392 | Notice they don't call it Long Island Life. | 1.4306 | 0.04381 | 288 | 208 | 36 | 44 |
393 | I warned you that when you started that job, you'd be swimming with the sharks. | 1.4301 | 0.03806 | 286 | 187 | 75 | 24 |
394 | Are you here to fix the wifi? | 1.4291 | 0.03951 | 261 | 170 | 70 | 21 |
395 | I warned you I was working remotely. | 1.4291 | 0.03844 | 282 | 185 | 73 | 24 |
396 | You don't look a thing like your profile pic! | 1.4291 | 0.03746 | 289 | 188 | 78 | 23 |
397 | Yes, Casual Fridays are still a thing here. | 1.4281 | 0.03716 | 285 | 184 | 80 | 21 |
398 | This is downtown Miami! | 1.4281 | 0.03973 | 285 | 192 | 64 | 29 |
399 | To think this used to be Kansas. | 1.4270 | 0.03887 | 267 | 174 | 72 | 21 |
400 | The service is slow but the drinks are cheap. | 1.4269 | 0.03846 | 260 | 167 | 75 | 18 |
401 | Welcome to the North Pole. | 1.4267 | 0.04522 | 225 | 153 | 48 | 24 |
402 | You're going to have to quarantine offshore for two weeks first. | 1.4265 | 0.04002 | 279 | 188 | 63 | 28 |
403 | Nice of you to drop by, but I filled out my Census form online. | 1.4265 | 0.03871 | 279 | 184 | 71 | 24 |
404 | You're not late. 'Happy Hour' started a year ago. | 1.4265 | 0.04034 | 279 | 189 | 61 | 29 |
405 | This is what you look like when you haven't read the news for five years. | 1.4265 | 0.03904 | 279 | 185 | 69 | 25 |
406 | The drinks are great, the Wi-Fi sucks | 1.4265 | 0.03804 | 279 | 182 | 75 | 22 |
407 | I call Kenny; you’re Dolly—‘Islands in the Stream,’ dude. | 1.4265 | 0.04459 | 279 | 203 | 33 | 43 |
408 | Not interested. I filled out the card just for the free gift. | 1.4265 | 0.03872 | 272 | 178 | 72 | 22 |
409 | Looks like you're new here. | 1.4265 | 0.03837 | 272 | 177 | 74 | 21 |
410 | Dude, we’ve all, like, struggled to get where we are. | 1.4265 | 0.04010 | 272 | 182 | 64 | 26 |
411 | Aloha also means, “Good-bye.” | 1.4256 | 0.04123 | 242 | 159 | 63 | 20 |
412 | The S.O.S. stands for ‘short on sangria’. | 1.4239 | 0.04097 | 276 | 189 | 57 | 30 |
413 | I knew the IRS would find me eventually | 1.4239 | 0.04065 | 276 | 188 | 59 | 29 |
414 | Looks like you need this more than me. | 1.4229 | 0.04073 | 253 | 168 | 63 | 22 |
415 | Try 'Mai Tai,' and lose yours. | 1.4223 | 0.03936 | 251 | 163 | 70 | 18 |
416 | 2015 meets 2020. | 1.4222 | 0.03889 | 270 | 178 | 70 | 22 |
417 | You know what? Just leave it on my desk. | 1.4222 | 0.04096 | 270 | 184 | 58 | 28 |
418 | Well, Kyle, you'll be an intern until something opens up. That's how long. | 1.4222 | 0.03854 | 270 | 177 | 72 | 21 |
419 | Come on, Steve. Drop the briefcase and go with the flow, bro. It’s Friday. | 1.4222 | 0.04062 | 270 | 183 | 60 | 27 |
420 | Welcome to the Isle of Man | 1.4222 | 0.04096 | 270 | 184 | 58 | 28 |
421 | As your client, I admire your dedication to your retainer. | 1.4222 | 0.03818 | 270 | 176 | 74 | 20 |
422 | Where's your mask? | 1.4221 | 0.04070 | 263 | 177 | 61 | 25 |
423 | I don’t suppose you have two masks in that briefcase? | 1.4221 | 0.03998 | 263 | 175 | 65 | 23 |
424 | Unless you've got a boat in that briefcase, I suggest you get comfortable. | 1.4221 | 0.04141 | 263 | 179 | 57 | 27 |
425 | I hope you have a mask in that briefcase. | 1.4221 | 0.04034 | 263 | 176 | 63 | 24 |
426 | That “you’re fired” dude still on TV? | 1.4217 | 0.04572 | 230 | 160 | 43 | 27 |
427 | Unless you're selling tiny paper umbrellas, I'm not interested. | 1.4205 | 0.04128 | 264 | 180 | 57 | 27 |
428 | Dude, I'm social distancing, you'll have to keep it moving. | 1.4205 | 0.03950 | 264 | 175 | 67 | 22 |
429 | Like it or not, we are now a pod. | 1.4205 | 0.03950 | 264 | 175 | 67 | 22 |
430 | At least it’s not America. | 1.4195 | 0.04059 | 267 | 181 | 60 | 26 |
431 | Just remember dude it’s not the “destination” but it’s the “journey” that counts. | 1.4195 | 0.03882 | 267 | 176 | 70 | 21 |
432 | You remind me of my first day here. | 1.4195 | 0.04128 | 267 | 183 | 56 | 28 |
433 | I'll give you a sip if you tell my ex you couldn't find me. | 1.4187 | 0.04721 | 203 | 139 | 43 | 21 |
434 | Harvard huh? Cool | 1.4178 | 0.05730 | 146 | 102 | 27 | 17 |
435 | You must be new the guy | 1.4176 | 0.04089 | 261 | 177 | 59 | 25 |
436 | I guess you're wondering how islanded here? | 1.4176 | 0.04089 | 261 | 177 | 59 | 25 |
437 | Just let me finish my drink and I'll give you the grand tour. | 1.4176 | 0.03980 | 261 | 174 | 65 | 22 |
438 | Well your resume said “Offshore Accountant” | 1.4176 | 0.04266 | 261 | 182 | 49 | 30 |
439 | I'm here for the 2020 census | 1.4170 | 0.04290 | 259 | 181 | 48 | 30 |
440 | Census Bureau? This shouldn’t take long. | 1.4170 | 0.04038 | 259 | 174 | 62 | 23 |
441 | What is it this time? Vacuum cleaners or encyclopedias? | 1.4170 | 0.03963 | 259 | 172 | 66 | 21 |
442 | Welcome. Just to warn you, you'll be better off here if you're a glass half full kinda guy. | 1.4170 | 0.03963 | 259 | 172 | 66 | 21 |
443 | You need a reservation and the results of your recent covid test. | 1.4170 | 0.04001 | 259 | 173 | 64 | 22 |
444 | Happy hour ends in 10 minutes, you’ll wanna hurry. | 1.4167 | 0.03961 | 252 | 166 | 67 | 19 |
445 | have you filled out your 2020 census form yet, sir? | 1.4167 | 0.04378 | 252 | 177 | 45 | 30 |
446 | Sorry we couldn't do the meeting over Zoom, I didn't have a connection here. | 1.4167 | 0.04079 | 252 | 169 | 61 | 22 |
447 | It’s $3400 a month. No utilities. | 1.4167 | 0.03840 | 252 | 163 | 73 | 16 |
448 | I was washed up last year. How's 2020 been? | 1.4167 | 0.04079 | 252 | 169 | 61 | 22 |
449 | Are you here for the bartending job? | 1.4156 | 0.04026 | 231 | 150 | 66 | 15 |
450 | As our new intern, your first duty will be to find some more coconuts. | 1.4151 | 0.04422 | 212 | 142 | 52 | 18 |
451 | We're at low tide right now. How's your tree climbing, Dude? | 1.4150 | 0.03660 | 253 | 160 | 81 | 12 |
452 | I don’t think of it as ‘tax evasion’ but more like ‘nomadic economics’. | 1.4150 | 0.03949 | 253 | 167 | 67 | 19 |
453 | Do you have the crossword puzzle in your brief case? | 1.4150 | 0.04143 | 253 | 172 | 57 | 24 |
454 | I propose a two-state solution. | 1.4120 | 0.04019 | 250 | 167 | 63 | 20 |
455 | Mai Tai is better than your tie. | 1.4120 | 0.04214 | 250 | 172 | 53 | 25 |
456 | Internet service sucks, but the drinks are to die for. | 1.4120 | 0.03898 | 250 | 164 | 69 | 17 |
457 | So, how did that whole class-valedictorian-thing work out? | 1.4120 | 0.04059 | 250 | 168 | 61 | 21 |
458 | I know, the commute's a killer. | 1.4120 | 0.03979 | 250 | 166 | 65 | 19 |
459 | Actually, Mr. Falwell, I'm no longer the pool boy. | 1.4115 | 0.04811 | 209 | 148 | 36 | 25 |
460 | Just so you know, we are observing social distancing here. | 1.4113 | 0.03834 | 248 | 161 | 72 | 15 |
461 | You're gonna make it a lot harder to attract chicks. | 1.4113 | 0.03918 | 248 | 163 | 68 | 17 |
462 | I told you he’d win again. | 1.4112 | 0.04632 | 214 | 149 | 42 | 23 |
463 | Sorry, this side of the island is for Platinum Elite level members only. | 1.4110 | 0.04009 | 236 | 155 | 65 | 16 |
464 | If you lived here, you'd be working from home by now. | 1.4108 | 0.03995 | 241 | 159 | 65 | 17 |
465 | It only produces one a year but the juice is to die for. | 1.4108 | 0.03908 | 241 | 157 | 69 | 15 |
466 | Glad you made it. May I borrow your shirt and tie? I’ve got a Zoom call at 11. | 1.4108 | 0.04081 | 241 | 161 | 61 | 19 |
467 | Get me another of these while you're up, would you? | 1.4108 | 0.04038 | 241 | 160 | 63 | 18 |
468 | Oh, I didn’t want to buy any life insurance. I just wanted to know what the difference is between term and whole life. | 1.4108 | 0.04206 | 241 | 164 | 55 | 22 |
469 | Dude,it's Saturday. It's always Saturday. | 1.4108 | 0.04081 | 241 | 161 | 61 | 19 |
470 | Glad you got my note in the bottle--I need to amend my policy to add sunburn coverage. | 1.4107 | 0.04389 | 224 | 153 | 50 | 21 |
471 | You know your problem, you’re one of those ‘the coconuts half empty’ guys! | 1.4105 | 0.04450 | 229 | 159 | 46 | 24 |
472 | Sorry, but, that whole "No Man is an Island" is so 17th century | 1.4104 | 0.04007 | 251 | 168 | 63 | 20 |
473 | About three years. How long have you been here? | 1.4098 | 0.04404 | 244 | 172 | 44 | 28 |
474 | On the upside, the boss hardly ever visits. | 1.4098 | 0.04168 | 244 | 166 | 56 | 22 |
475 | Dude, why would I need life insurance? | 1.4098 | 0.04128 | 244 | 165 | 58 | 21 |
476 | Thanks for asking, but I completed the Census before the pandemic. | 1.4098 | 0.04087 | 244 | 164 | 60 | 20 |
477 | What can I say? One man's fantasy is another man's nightmare. | 1.4098 | 0.04209 | 244 | 167 | 54 | 23 |
478 | Of all the islands in all the oceans in all the world, you wash up on mine? | 1.4098 | 0.04087 | 244 | 164 | 60 | 20 |
479 | Don’t look so sad, it’s better than anywhere else right now | 1.4098 | 0.04045 | 244 | 163 | 62 | 19 |
480 | I'll start to worry when we run out of coconuts. | 1.4097 | 0.04209 | 227 | 152 | 57 | 18 |
481 | We play bloodsport at 5:30 after cocktails. | 1.4091 | 0.04431 | 242 | 171 | 43 | 28 |
482 | First thing we’ll do is work on your tan. | 1.4091 | 0.03982 | 242 | 160 | 65 | 17 |
483 | ¨The thing is, I´m not really looking into any long term investments at this point in my life.¨ | 1.4091 | 0.03895 | 242 | 158 | 69 | 15 |
484 | Honestly, this working remotely thing is really working out for me. | 1.4091 | 0.04233 | 242 | 166 | 53 | 23 |
485 | Let’s start with the offshore accounts. | 1.4091 | 0.04151 | 242 | 164 | 57 | 21 |
486 | Dude, take off your shoe and relax. | 1.4091 | 0.04110 | 242 | 163 | 59 | 20 |
487 | Might as well pull up a chair and get comfortable | 1.4091 | 0.04151 | 242 | 164 | 57 | 21 |
488 | Wow, this zoom background is starting to feel very real... | 1.4091 | 0.04110 | 242 | 163 | 59 | 20 |
489 | We need to maintain social distancing which by my calculation puts you in 3 feet of water. | 1.4089 | 0.04210 | 247 | 170 | 53 | 24 |
490 | I'd love a refill, thanks. | 1.4059 | 0.04014 | 239 | 159 | 63 | 17 |
491 | Thanks for coming, dude. You bring my absentee ballot? | 1.4059 | 0.04057 | 239 | 160 | 61 | 18 |
492 | Depends on which Jeffrey Epstein you're lookin' for. | 1.4058 | 0.04643 | 207 | 144 | 42 | 21 |
493 | Is it over? | 1.4055 | 0.04341 | 217 | 147 | 52 | 18 |
494 | I truly admire your dedication, but as I told the last Jevoha’s witness I am really not interested | 1.4054 | 0.04366 | 222 | 152 | 50 | 20 |
495 | You knew there'd be travel requirements when I hired you. | 1.4051 | 0.04124 | 237 | 160 | 58 | 19 |
496 | Look on the bright side, you won't have to listen to any more verbal diarrhea from President Tweetie. | 1.4051 | 0.04417 | 237 | 167 | 44 | 26 |
497 | You look just like the last guy. | 1.4051 | 0.04294 | 237 | 164 | 50 | 23 |
498 | Dr. Faucci, I presume? | 1.4035 | 0.04371 | 228 | 158 | 48 | 22 |
499 | Dude, where's your mask? | 1.4035 | 0.04458 | 228 | 160 | 44 | 24 |
500 | Sorry, you've got to get here early to claim a chair. | 1.4035 | 0.04144 | 228 | 153 | 58 | 17 |
501 | If you won't cover Hurricane damage, why are you here? | 1.4035 | 0.04190 | 228 | 154 | 56 | 18 |
502 | if you lived here you'd be home right now | 1.4035 | 0.04144 | 228 | 153 | 58 | 17 |
503 | Do you mind? You’re blocking the sun. | 1.4035 | 0.04326 | 228 | 157 | 50 | 21 |
504 | Let me guess: you're new here. | 1.4034 | 0.04082 | 233 | 156 | 60 | 17 |
505 | Food and shelter are your department. I'm the "big ideas" guy. | 1.4034 | 0.04037 | 233 | 155 | 62 | 16 |
506 | You didn't know about the helicopter service? | 1.4026 | 0.04415 | 231 | 162 | 45 | 24 |
507 | Looks like you just came in from 2020. | 1.4026 | 0.04372 | 231 | 161 | 47 | 23 |
508 | You can lose the tie and briefcase, we're on island time here. | 1.4026 | 0.04151 | 231 | 156 | 57 | 18 |
509 | 14000 BTUs you say, and it comes with the remote control ? I need to think about it, can you come back next week ? | 1.4026 | 0.04106 | 231 | 155 | 59 | 17 |
510 | Glad you could join me for this remote meeting | 1.4026 | 0.04060 | 231 | 154 | 61 | 16 |
511 | You just missed last call. | 1.4025 | 0.04177 | 236 | 161 | 55 | 20 |
512 | I’d offer you a sip, but you know, germs. | 1.4025 | 0.04090 | 236 | 159 | 59 | 18 |
513 | You’re gonna need to lose the tie if we’re going to get along buddy. | 1.4025 | 0.03863 | 236 | 154 | 69 | 13 |
514 | You need a new travel agent, man. | 1.4019 | 0.04278 | 214 | 144 | 54 | 16 |
515 | Six feet away, dude. | 1.4017 | 0.04130 | 229 | 154 | 58 | 17 |
516 | Gotta get here early if you want a chair. | 1.4017 | 0.04266 | 229 | 157 | 52 | 20 |
517 | Man, You look washed up. | 1.4017 | 0.04399 | 229 | 160 | 46 | 23 |
518 | The coconuts take a little while to grow back, but I usually can grab a straw out of the water whenever I want. | 1.4017 | 0.04311 | 229 | 158 | 50 | 21 |
519 | Please, Please, Please don't tell me any news. | 1.4017 | 0.04176 | 229 | 155 | 56 | 18 |
520 | So he got reelected? | 1.4017 | 0.04266 | 229 | 157 | 52 | 20 |
521 | Regeneron and Vodka, try it. | 1.4017 | 0.04266 | 229 | 157 | 52 | 20 |
522 | Like, being "deserted" is just a state of mind, dude. | 1.4017 | 0.04130 | 229 | 154 | 58 | 17 |
523 | Mai Tai looks better than yours! | 1.4017 | 0.04266 | 229 | 157 | 52 | 20 |
524 | Sir, have you filled out this year’s Census yet? | 1.4017 | 0.04612 | 229 | 165 | 36 | 28 |
525 | Relax. You’ve been living on a metaphorical island your whole life man. | 1.4017 | 0.04221 | 229 | 156 | 54 | 19 |
526 | I take it Trump hasn’t been voted out yet? | 1.4017 | 0.04311 | 229 | 158 | 50 | 21 |
527 | I feel ya, Dude. When I lost my board it was, like, a total bummer. | 1.4012 | 0.04784 | 172 | 116 | 43 | 13 |
528 | Easy. I put the lime in the coconut. | 1.4009 | 0.04558 | 212 | 148 | 43 | 21 |
529 | Covid cured by coconut water, who knew? | 1.4009 | 0.04357 | 212 | 144 | 51 | 17 |
530 | I am more of a 'the coconut is half full' kind of a guy... | 1.4009 | 0.04137 | 232 | 157 | 57 | 18 |
531 | Waiting for the other shoe to drop , are we? | 1.4009 | 0.04046 | 232 | 155 | 61 | 16 |
532 | Now, thanks to global warming, I own the last livable spot in San Francisco. | 1.3982 | 0.04394 | 226 | 158 | 46 | 22 |
533 | Leave your card. I'll get back to you. | 1.3982 | 0.03870 | 226 | 147 | 68 | 11 |
534 | Ship wrecked or not, social distancing rules still apply. | 1.3982 | 0.04116 | 226 | 152 | 58 | 16 |
535 | While you’re up, could you get me another one of these? | 1.3982 | 0.03970 | 226 | 149 | 64 | 13 |
536 | Glad you made it here at low tide. | 1.3982 | 0.04211 | 226 | 154 | 54 | 18 |
537 | Don't worry, I ate the last cannibal a month ago. | 1.3978 | 0.04745 | 181 | 124 | 42 | 15 |
538 | In our interview, you said you wanted to get your feet wet. | 1.3965 | 0.04242 | 227 | 156 | 52 | 19 |
539 | ‘Wilson?’ Whoa, dude, chill; it’s just a coconut. | 1.3964 | 0.04214 | 222 | 151 | 54 | 17 |
540 | I hope you've got some of those little umbrellas in that case. | 1.3955 | 0.04190 | 220 | 149 | 55 | 16 |
541 | As hallucinations go, you have to admit I’m spectacular! | 1.3955 | 0.04431 | 220 | 154 | 45 | 21 |
542 | I dig the look bro, very business casualty. | 1.3955 | 0.04288 | 220 | 151 | 51 | 18 |
543 | White House Ex Staffer | 1.3955 | 0.04384 | 220 | 153 | 47 | 20 |
544 | Don't worry Prime will drop off your stuck-on-an-island kit in two days. | 1.3955 | 0.04336 | 220 | 152 | 49 | 19 |
545 | I admire the perseverance, but still no on the timeshare. | 1.3953 | 0.04358 | 215 | 148 | 49 | 18 |
546 | Six feet, bud! | 1.3953 | 0.04358 | 215 | 148 | 49 | 18 |
547 | Check-in's not until 2pm | 1.3953 | 0.04257 | 215 | 146 | 53 | 16 |
548 | They screwed up my order. You want this? | 1.3953 | 0.04457 | 215 | 150 | 45 | 20 |
549 | Exactly which asset did I forget to report? | 1.3953 | 0.04457 | 215 | 150 | 45 | 20 |
550 | Ok, I’ll sign the divorce papers. Did you bring a pen? | 1.3952 | 0.04876 | 167 | 114 | 40 | 13 |
551 | Thank God it's Friday. | 1.3946 | 0.04247 | 223 | 153 | 52 | 18 |
552 | You are looking for 2406. This is 2408. | 1.3946 | 0.04294 | 223 | 154 | 50 | 19 |
553 | Did you have trouble finding the place ? | 1.3946 | 0.04341 | 223 | 155 | 48 | 20 |
554 | Once the fog breaks, you'll see we're only about 50 feet from the mainland. | 1.3946 | 0.04247 | 223 | 153 | 52 | 18 |
555 | I'm sorry but the island is closed due to the current health crisis. | 1.3945 | 0.04216 | 218 | 148 | 54 | 16 |
556 | It looks like you flew coach. | 1.3945 | 0.04645 | 218 | 157 | 36 | 25 |
557 | Labor, meet Capital. | 1.3945 | 0.04412 | 218 | 152 | 46 | 20 |
558 | Business or pleasure? | 1.3945 | 0.04063 | 218 | 145 | 60 | 13 |
559 | Ground rule number one: I get first dibs on the flotsum and jetsam. | 1.3945 | 0.04412 | 218 | 152 | 46 | 20 |
560 | Shipwreck? Don't let it dominate your life. | 1.3945 | 0.04364 | 218 | 151 | 48 | 19 |
561 | Sam's place? Take the high tide at 10, you'll be there by noon. | 1.3945 | 0.04412 | 218 | 152 | 46 | 20 |
562 | So much for my social isolation" | 1.3945 | 0.04063 | 218 | 145 | 60 | 13 |
563 | There is only one lounge chair. What shift do you want? | 1.3945 | 0.04315 | 218 | 150 | 50 | 18 |
564 | Great, now we both have to wear masks | 1.3945 | 0.04459 | 218 | 153 | 44 | 21 |
565 | Gilligan, the Professor, Mary Ann and all the rest left in the 60s. | 1.3945 | 0.04412 | 218 | 152 | 46 | 20 |
566 | The drinks are great, but the WiFi is spotty. | 1.3945 | 0.04266 | 218 | 149 | 52 | 17 |
567 | So, kick off your shoe and stay awhile. | 1.3945 | 0.04315 | 218 | 150 | 50 | 18 |
568 | Hey, yeah, glad you're here of course, but I'm just going to ask you to quarantine on the other side of the tree. | 1.3945 | 0.04114 | 218 | 146 | 58 | 14 |
569 | Jehovah Witness? Not interested | 1.3945 | 0.04507 | 218 | 154 | 42 | 22 |
570 | It's about time Godot; I've been waiting for a refill. | 1.3944 | 0.04824 | 180 | 125 | 39 | 16 |
571 | Sorry, that position's already been filled. | 1.3939 | 0.04676 | 198 | 139 | 40 | 19 |
572 | I suppose you’ll be wanting the WiFi password. | 1.3935 | 0.04391 | 216 | 150 | 47 | 19 |
573 | Pina Colada. W hat would YOU do with the only coconut? | 1.3935 | 0.04440 | 216 | 151 | 45 | 20 |
574 | So yeah, basically I have been here since March. What’s going on? | 1.3935 | 0.04342 | 216 | 149 | 49 | 18 |
575 | No Wi-Fi, no internet, no stress. | 1.3935 | 0.04242 | 216 | 147 | 53 | 16 |
576 | Sorry, Buddy, but you just missed last call! | 1.3935 | 0.04086 | 216 | 144 | 59 | 13 |
577 | Once you get used to it, it's not so bad being bicoastal. | 1.3935 | 0.04139 | 216 | 145 | 57 | 14 |
578 | You are one dedicated census taker. | 1.3935 | 0.04191 | 216 | 146 | 55 | 15 |
579 | Somebody really should have called you before your interview; the company is completely underwater now.” | 1.3935 | 0.04342 | 216 | 149 | 49 | 18 |
580 | Climate change, sea level rise ... you're bumming me out, man. | 1.3935 | 0.04391 | 216 | 150 | 47 | 19 |
581 | Well, Joe, now the shoe is on the other foot... | 1.3935 | 0.04139 | 216 | 145 | 57 | 14 |
582 | Please tell me you have some chips in your case | 1.3898 | 0.05901 | 118 | 82 | 26 | 10 |
583 | First day? | 1.3897 | 0.04278 | 213 | 146 | 51 | 16 |
584 | You from the IRS? | 1.3897 | 0.04120 | 213 | 143 | 57 | 13 |
585 | Allergic to coconut you say? That could be a problem... | 1.3897 | 0.04330 | 213 | 147 | 49 | 17 |
586 | I think you’ll like working remotely | 1.3897 | 0.04226 | 213 | 145 | 53 | 15 |
587 | 'Put the lime in the coconut... then you'll feel better' | 1.3897 | 0.04627 | 213 | 153 | 37 | 23 |
588 | Got a Lime? | 1.3897 | 0.04530 | 213 | 151 | 41 | 21 |
589 | Does the Census really need to know if this is a house, apartment, or mobile home? | 1.3897 | 0.04330 | 213 | 147 | 49 | 17 |
590 | I’ve been waiting for you, Godot! | 1.3897 | 0.04381 | 213 | 148 | 47 | 18 |
591 | I thought the census was done? | 1.3897 | 0.04226 | 213 | 145 | 53 | 15 |
592 | Well, what did you think "remote internship" meant? | 1.3897 | 0.04431 | 213 | 149 | 45 | 19 |
593 | Aren't you taking working remotely a little too far? | 1.3897 | 0.04174 | 213 | 144 | 55 | 14 |
594 | But I ordered lemon water. | 1.3897 | 0.04627 | 213 | 153 | 37 | 23 |
595 | i’ve decided “getting rescued” isn’t a priority for me | 1.3897 | 0.04381 | 213 | 148 | 47 | 18 |
596 | There’s no real structure, but everyday is casual Friday | 1.3897 | 0.04120 | 213 | 143 | 57 | 13 |
597 | Hello sir, do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior, Jesus Christ? | 1.3893 | 0.05893 | 131 | 94 | 23 | 14 |
598 | Damn! So you say your not gay? | 1.3886 | 0.04510 | 211 | 149 | 42 | 20 |
599 | I already measured. If you stay right there, we should be good. | 1.3886 | 0.04584 | 193 | 134 | 43 | 16 |
600 | Didn’t Airbnb tell you that I extended through Friday? | 1.3886 | 0.04700 | 193 | 136 | 39 | 18 |
601 | Darn right I'll vote. Who's running? | 1.3882 | 0.04734 | 170 | 116 | 42 | 12 |
602 | did you bring the nuclear codes? | 1.3876 | 0.04920 | 178 | 126 | 35 | 17 |
603 | I told you not to go for the "three hour tour." | 1.3876 | 0.04640 | 209 | 150 | 37 | 22 |
604 | Man Woman Person Camera TV. Still got it. | 1.3876 | 0.04540 | 209 | 148 | 41 | 20 |
605 | It gets easier. | 1.3876 | 0.04115 | 209 | 140 | 57 | 12 |
606 | Dude, you know there’s a ferry boat right? | 1.3874 | 0.04792 | 191 | 136 | 36 | 19 |
607 | I see you are not familiar with casual Fridays. | 1.3854 | 0.04389 | 205 | 142 | 47 | 16 |
608 | You'll never succeed if you keep thinking of yourself as "washed up". | 1.3854 | 0.04549 | 205 | 145 | 41 | 19 |
609 | Dude, you Census takers are relentless! | 1.3854 | 0.04443 | 205 | 143 | 45 | 17 |
610 | I'm getting wrecked, too. | 1.3846 | 0.04603 | 208 | 149 | 38 | 21 |
611 | You're looking at me like I have a fly on my head. | 1.3846 | 0.04703 | 208 | 151 | 34 | 23 |
612 | The internet is a little slow but it’s otherwise not too bad. | 1.3846 | 0.04449 | 208 | 146 | 44 | 18 |
613 | It’s all good until the tide comes in. | 1.3846 | 0.04344 | 208 | 144 | 48 | 16 |
614 | The first rule of the island is you do not talk about the island. | 1.3846 | 0.04501 | 208 | 147 | 42 | 19 |
615 | Welcome to Cannibal Island. You look exhausted, and tasty. | 1.3846 | 0.04397 | 208 | 145 | 46 | 17 |
616 | It's a great place to work but the commute will kill you. | 1.3842 | 0.04362 | 203 | 140 | 48 | 15 |
617 | You better have masks in this briefcase. | 1.3842 | 0.04362 | 203 | 140 | 48 | 15 |
618 | I'm sorry you came all this way. I already have a retirement plan. | 1.3842 | 0.04306 | 203 | 139 | 50 | 14 |
619 | I'll bet you want to know where the bar is. | 1.3842 | 0.04580 | 203 | 144 | 40 | 19 |
620 | No wi-fi is brutal at first but give it a few days. | 1.3842 | 0.04249 | 203 | 138 | 52 | 13 |
621 | I told you going to law school would be a waste of time. | 1.3842 | 0.04362 | 203 | 140 | 48 | 15 |
622 | Who won? | 1.3842 | 0.04306 | 203 | 139 | 50 | 14 |
623 | I would appreciate it if you don't tell anyone about this place | 1.3842 | 0.04306 | 203 | 139 | 50 | 14 |
624 | They told me I had a bright future, too. | 1.3842 | 0.04362 | 203 | 140 | 48 | 15 |
625 | You said you’d be home by five. I started without you. | 1.3842 | 0.04418 | 203 | 141 | 46 | 16 |
626 | Dude, you missed it. Happy Hour just ended. | 1.3842 | 0.04306 | 203 | 139 | 50 | 14 |
627 | Care for a hurricane? | 1.3842 | 0.04191 | 203 | 137 | 54 | 12 |
628 | Chill. It’s casual Friday. | 1.3838 | 0.04438 | 198 | 137 | 46 | 15 |
629 | Yep, It is all inclusive | 1.3838 | 0.04438 | 198 | 137 | 46 | 15 |
630 | You can't just show up looking like that. | 1.3838 | 0.04438 | 198 | 137 | 46 | 15 |
631 | It was a monoclonal cocktail...and there was only enough for one. So sad. | 1.3838 | 0.04772 | 198 | 143 | 34 | 21 |
632 | Can we push the meeting to next week? | 1.3838 | 0.04321 | 198 | 135 | 50 | 13 |
633 | That's a rough one mate. Still, rules are rules. 14 days quarantine round the back of the island. | 1.3838 | 0.04321 | 198 | 135 | 50 | 13 |
634 | C'mon man, relax. Many more people die of stress every year than die of being left on a deserted island. | 1.3838 | 0.04495 | 198 | 138 | 44 | 16 |
635 | Trust me, you'll wanna lose the tie. | 1.3838 | 0.04718 | 198 | 142 | 36 | 20 |
636 | Tax audit? You kiddin' me? | 1.3838 | 0.04552 | 198 | 139 | 42 | 17 |
637 | I'm not a castaway, my office said I could work from anywhere | 1.3838 | 0.04438 | 198 | 137 | 46 | 15 |
638 | I'm here on behalf of the US Census Bureau. Have you been counted? | 1.3838 | 0.04608 | 198 | 140 | 40 | 18 |
639 | I appreciate you coming to see me, but I’m all set for retirement planning. | 1.3838 | 0.04438 | 198 | 137 | 46 | 15 |
640 | Glass half full, bro -- it's a COVID-free zone. | 1.3838 | 0.04663 | 198 | 141 | 38 | 19 |
641 | It’s 5 o’clock, and you’re somewhere.” | 1.3838 | 0.04438 | 198 | 137 | 46 | 15 |
642 | No man is an island, huh? | 1.3838 | 0.04552 | 198 | 139 | 42 | 17 |
643 | Looks like you need a vacation. | 1.3831 | 0.04558 | 201 | 142 | 41 | 18 |
644 | I think you misunderstood me when I said "interview remotely" | 1.3831 | 0.04447 | 201 | 140 | 45 | 16 |
645 | Welcome! I’m working remotely too. | 1.3831 | 0.04447 | 201 | 140 | 45 | 16 |
646 | No man it's an island | 1.3831 | 0.04447 | 201 | 140 | 45 | 16 |
647 | Now before you even drop that suitcase, I'm gonna need to check your temperature. | 1.3831 | 0.04447 | 201 | 140 | 45 | 16 |
648 | So what's 2020 been like? | 1.3831 | 0.04447 | 201 | 140 | 45 | 16 |
649 | Have you had any cold or flu like symptoms in the last 14 days? | 1.3831 | 0.04391 | 201 | 139 | 47 | 15 |
650 | So they sent you to evaluate productivity in home office? | 1.3831 | 0.04503 | 201 | 141 | 43 | 17 |
651 | That was not delivery in 30 minutes or less. | 1.3827 | 0.05041 | 162 | 114 | 34 | 14 |
652 | The I.R.S.? Here, you need this more than I do. | 1.3819 | 0.04420 | 199 | 138 | 46 | 15 |
653 | You can expect a lounge chair to float by once every three or four years. | 1.3819 | 0.04420 | 199 | 138 | 46 | 15 |
654 | You went to college? For the same price I just bought an island. | 1.3819 | 0.04533 | 199 | 140 | 42 | 17 |
655 | Look on the bright side, no masks, no social distancing and no Trump all rolled into one! | 1.3819 | 0.04533 | 199 | 140 | 42 | 17 |
656 | Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ? | 1.3819 | 0.04805 | 199 | 145 | 32 | 22 |
657 | Still think 'senior analyst' is a more stable career than 'professional castaway' ? | 1.3819 | 0.04805 | 199 | 145 | 32 | 22 |
658 | What? I think I chose my three objects wisely. | 1.3819 | 0.04589 | 199 | 141 | 40 | 18 |
659 | Hey, relax, it's a simple fact of life. One man's dream is another man's nightmare. | 1.3819 | 0.04420 | 199 | 138 | 46 | 15 |
660 | I'd offer you a drink, but this was the last coconut. | 1.3819 | 0.04244 | 199 | 135 | 52 | 12 |
661 | Couldn’t this have been a Zoom meeting? | 1.3819 | 0.04420 | 199 | 138 | 46 | 15 |
662 | Here. Your last straw. | 1.3819 | 0.04420 | 199 | 138 | 46 | 15 |
663 | Coconut milk, krill, and a splash of salt water. I call it a ‘Forsaken Atoll.’ Put down you’re bag and take your other shoe off. I’ll make you one. It really helps you forget about your week. | 1.3819 | 0.04420 | 199 | 138 | 46 | 15 |
664 | I already filled out my census online. | 1.3819 | 0.04477 | 199 | 139 | 44 | 16 |
665 | If I had a coconut for every time this has happened then I would still just have this one coconut | 1.3819 | 0.04362 | 199 | 137 | 48 | 14 |
666 | I don't suppose you brought a coaster? | 1.3819 | 0.04362 | 199 | 137 | 48 | 14 |
667 | You can get all this in two days if you have Prime. | 1.3819 | 0.04752 | 199 | 144 | 34 | 21 |
668 | Which five albums did you bring? | 1.3800 | 0.04344 | 200 | 138 | 48 | 14 |
669 | Support non-mask wearing, social media star Juicy Jerry! He throws lit parties in the face of Corona so you can look like Lame Larry; fighting new waves of COVID while struggling to keep your business afloat. Wheee! Say less! | 1.3788 | 0.05078 | 198 | 150 | 21 | 27 |
670 | Nobody told you this was a remote meeting? | 1.3776 | 0.04634 | 196 | 140 | 38 | 18 |
671 | Lucky for you it's casual Friday. | 1.3776 | 0.04402 | 196 | 136 | 46 | 14 |
672 | Take the road less traveled? | 1.3776 | 0.04519 | 196 | 138 | 42 | 16 |
673 | One man’s quarantine is another’s quarantini | 1.3776 | 0.04342 | 196 | 135 | 48 | 13 |
674 | Lighten up, dude. Don't make me regret voting everyone else off. | 1.3776 | 0.04094 | 196 | 131 | 56 | 9 |
675 | So it wasn’t a Zoom background after all | 1.3776 | 0.04577 | 196 | 139 | 40 | 17 |
676 | No, man, your shoe hasn’t washed up here. | 1.3763 | 0.04184 | 194 | 131 | 53 | 10 |
677 | You know, we could of just had this meeting over Zoom. | 1.3763 | 0.04609 | 194 | 138 | 39 | 17 |
678 | You’ll get used to the commute. | 1.3763 | 0.04309 | 194 | 133 | 49 | 12 |
679 | The water's only a couple of feet deep. Just walk over to the bar and get yourself one. | 1.3750 | 0.04757 | 192 | 139 | 34 | 19 |
680 | You can drink from my straw. Trust me. I've been in isolation for 3 years. | 1.3750 | 0.04400 | 192 | 133 | 46 | 13 |
681 | Try not to think of it as really small, try to think of yourself as really large. | 1.3750 | 0.04582 | 192 | 136 | 40 | 16 |
682 | I was three hundred pounds and pale when I got here. | 1.3750 | 0.04338 | 192 | 132 | 48 | 12 |
683 | And the best thing is, you can't check the news. | 1.3750 | 0.04582 | 192 | 136 | 40 | 16 |
684 | Definitely “worth the trip,” as the Michelin Guide puts it. | 1.3750 | 0.04522 | 192 | 135 | 42 | 15 |
685 | If you don't have a mask I'm going to have to ask you to leave. | 1.3750 | 0.04522 | 192 | 135 | 42 | 15 |
686 | Impressive swim, dude. You must be IRS. | 1.3750 | 0.04582 | 192 | 136 | 40 | 16 |
687 | As you can see, I’ve already been “served” but thanks for stopping by. | 1.3750 | 0.04582 | 192 | 136 | 40 | 16 |
688 | I may seem calm, but I haven't run out of my meds yet. | 1.3750 | 0.04522 | 192 | 135 | 42 | 15 |
689 | It's Friday. I sent a bottle three weeks ago saying I'd be sick. | 1.3750 | 0.04641 | 192 | 137 | 38 | 17 |
690 | Relax. We can do my taxes later. | 1.3750 | 0.04462 | 192 | 134 | 44 | 14 |
691 | Sorry brother 6 feet. Find another island | 1.3750 | 0.04582 | 192 | 136 | 40 | 16 |
692 | Rough day at the office, honey? | 1.3750 | 0.04338 | 192 | 132 | 48 | 12 |
693 | Why yes, I actually am Anderson Cooper. | 1.3742 | 0.05081 | 163 | 117 | 31 | 15 |
694 | I'm afraid your disdain for coconut is going to present a problem. | 1.3737 | 0.04367 | 190 | 131 | 47 | 12 |
695 | Happy hour is at six, but the place really starts rocking after the sun goes down. | 1.3737 | 0.04302 | 190 | 130 | 49 | 11 |
696 | the sexual tension between us is incredible right now | 1.3736 | 0.04778 | 174 | 123 | 37 | 14 |
697 | Thankyou for coming, I had some questions about my trust fund. | 1.3717 | 0.04595 | 191 | 136 | 39 | 16 |
698 | Is this how the call to Stand back and Stand by worked out? | 1.3717 | 0.04654 | 191 | 137 | 37 | 17 |
699 | It took you long enough to get here. I need a refill. | 1.3717 | 0.04654 | 191 | 137 | 37 | 17 |
700 | Hope you brought a mask - social distancing will be tricky when the tide comes in .. | 1.3717 | 0.04473 | 191 | 134 | 43 | 14 |
701 | Stranded? Nah, the cruise ship kicked me off. | 1.3717 | 0.04473 | 191 | 134 | 43 | 14 |
702 | Rough day on the other side of the island? | 1.3717 | 0.04654 | 191 | 137 | 37 | 17 |
703 | Working from home looks different for everyone. | 1.3717 | 0.04348 | 191 | 132 | 47 | 12 |
704 | You think this is cramped, wait 'til high tide. | 1.3717 | 0.04154 | 191 | 129 | 53 | 9 |
705 | Sure. After your 14-day quarantine, of course. | 1.3717 | 0.04595 | 191 | 136 | 39 | 16 |
706 | The first drink is on the house. | 1.3717 | 0.04713 | 191 | 138 | 35 | 18 |
707 | You really believed I committed suicide in jail? | 1.3717 | 0.04473 | 191 | 134 | 43 | 14 |
708 | You’re kinda skinny. The last guy was plumper. | 1.3717 | 0.04654 | 191 | 137 | 37 | 17 |
709 | When life gives you coconuts, make pina colada. | 1.3717 | 0.04534 | 191 | 135 | 41 | 15 |
710 | You’re pretty far from the hallucination I was hoping for... | 1.3717 | 0.04473 | 191 | 134 | 43 | 14 |
711 | You're probably wondering where I got the umbrella. | 1.3716 | 0.05099 | 148 | 104 | 33 | 11 |
712 | Not a beach person huh? | 1.3710 | 0.04555 | 186 | 131 | 41 | 14 |
713 | You still have to quarantine for 14 days. | 1.3710 | 0.04619 | 186 | 132 | 39 | 15 |
714 | This island’s taken, bro. | 1.3710 | 0.04426 | 186 | 129 | 45 | 12 |
715 | The guy before me thought it was strange I arrived with a lounger, but a brief case, really? | 1.3710 | 0.04360 | 186 | 128 | 47 | 11 |
716 | You put the lime in the coconut and the rest is easy | 1.3710 | 0.04491 | 186 | 130 | 43 | 13 |
717 | I think you might be looking for the Cayman Islands. | 1.3710 | 0.04804 | 186 | 135 | 33 | 18 |
718 | You've no way of proving today isn't casual Friday. | 1.3710 | 0.04619 | 186 | 132 | 39 | 15 |
719 | Haven’t felt this good in years. You should give this Remdesivir a try. | 1.3710 | 0.04426 | 186 | 129 | 45 | 12 |
720 | It's happy hour, but "happy' is in quotes. | 1.3704 | 0.04312 | 189 | 130 | 48 | 11 |
721 | Did you bring the limes? | 1.3699 | 0.05052 | 146 | 102 | 34 | 10 |
722 | I'm headed back November 4. Pull up a chair. | 1.3696 | 0.04321 | 184 | 126 | 48 | 10 |
723 | Sorry, changed my mind about the life insurance. | 1.3696 | 0.04389 | 184 | 127 | 46 | 11 |
724 | And that's why I telecommute. | 1.3696 | 0.04588 | 184 | 130 | 40 | 14 |
725 | Find another island, bro. You can’t stay here without a mask. | 1.3696 | 0.04456 | 184 | 128 | 44 | 12 |
726 | Audit? What audit? | 1.3696 | 0.04523 | 184 | 129 | 42 | 13 |
727 | For all of global warming's faults, this used to be a crowded beach | 1.3696 | 0.04523 | 184 | 129 | 42 | 13 |
728 | Trust me, this'll take your mind off Washington. | 1.3696 | 0.04523 | 184 | 129 | 42 | 13 |
729 | The bar is three islands over. | 1.3696 | 0.04456 | 184 | 128 | 44 | 12 |
730 | Well, it WAS paradise until you got here. | 1.3696 | 0.04778 | 184 | 133 | 34 | 17 |
731 | I was you once. I didn't like it. | 1.3696 | 0.04778 | 184 | 133 | 34 | 17 |
732 | You do 'work remotely' your way and I'll do 'work remotely' my way. | 1.3696 | 0.04840 | 184 | 134 | 32 | 18 |
733 | Here. You look like you need this more than I do. | 1.3696 | 0.04389 | 184 | 127 | 46 | 11 |
734 | This is what's left of the mainland dude. | 1.3696 | 0.04652 | 184 | 131 | 38 | 15 |
735 | Looks like someone had a rough commute. | 1.3696 | 0.04321 | 184 | 126 | 48 | 10 |
736 | This is nothing. You should see me on casual Fridays. | 1.3696 | 0.04389 | 184 | 127 | 46 | 11 |
737 | And the best thing is, there's no resort fee. | 1.3696 | 0.04523 | 184 | 129 | 42 | 13 |
738 | DoorDash of course. Uber Eats is always late. | 1.3696 | 0.04389 | 184 | 127 | 46 | 11 |
739 | Dude, chill. I mailed my ballot this morning! | 1.3696 | 0.04181 | 184 | 124 | 52 | 8 |
740 | Did I miss anything? | 1.3696 | 0.04588 | 184 | 130 | 40 | 14 |
741 | Oh, they found a vaccine? | 1.3696 | 0.04588 | 184 | 130 | 40 | 14 |
742 | I have 2 more days of vacation, Roy. | 1.3696 | 0.04715 | 184 | 132 | 36 | 16 |
743 | You are one dedicated process server, bro. | 1.3694 | 0.04890 | 157 | 110 | 36 | 11 |
744 | How was the commute? | 1.3681 | 0.04487 | 182 | 127 | 43 | 12 |
745 | I still say if you wanna stay you’re gonna need a mask. | 1.3681 | 0.04686 | 182 | 130 | 37 | 15 |
746 | Internet connection? No way man. You think I’d be this relaxed if I had an internet connection?” | 1.3681 | 0.04876 | 182 | 133 | 31 | 18 |
747 | Tough day at the office? | 1.3681 | 0.04814 | 182 | 132 | 33 | 17 |
748 | Okay, go back and tell her she can have the house, but I'm keeping the island. | 1.3681 | 0.04750 | 182 | 131 | 35 | 16 |
749 | Do you like pina coladas? Or getting caught in the rain? | 1.3681 | 0.04621 | 182 | 129 | 39 | 14 |
750 | Stranded? I moved here after the last election! | 1.3681 | 0.04621 | 182 | 129 | 39 | 14 |
751 | COVID-19 blues? You put the lime in the coconut, and you'll feel better! | 1.3681 | 0.04419 | 182 | 126 | 45 | 11 |
752 | Oh I'm not trying to self quarantine, I just hate people | 1.3681 | 0.04621 | 182 | 129 | 39 | 14 |
753 | Would you mind moving, Dude? You're like, blocking the sun. | 1.3681 | 0.04419 | 182 | 126 | 45 | 11 |
754 | Finally! Some service around here | 1.3681 | 0.04555 | 182 | 128 | 41 | 13 |
755 | Think of it as social distanced, Matey, instead of marooned. | 1.3681 | 0.04419 | 182 | 126 | 45 | 11 |
756 | Do I look like I want life insurance? | 1.3681 | 0.05001 | 144 | 100 | 35 | 9 |
757 | Hi, honey. How was your day? | 1.3681 | 0.05284 | 144 | 103 | 29 | 12 |
758 | You must be the new intern | 1.3680 | 0.05392 | 125 | 87 | 30 | 8 |
759 | Welcome to Cannibal island. | 1.3667 | 0.04786 | 180 | 130 | 34 | 16 |
760 | You look like you could use a drink. | 1.3667 | 0.04721 | 180 | 129 | 36 | 15 |
761 | I was in first-class when we crashed; you're to stand behind the tree. | 1.3667 | 0.04850 | 180 | 131 | 32 | 17 |
762 | I haven't listened to the news in 4 years. What's new? | 1.3667 | 0.04587 | 180 | 127 | 40 | 13 |
763 | I assume you're not here to get me a refill? | 1.3667 | 0.04587 | 180 | 127 | 40 | 13 |
764 | If it weren't for you I would have no tan lines. | 1.3667 | 0.04587 | 180 | 127 | 40 | 13 |
765 | Drink? | 1.3667 | 0.04654 | 180 | 128 | 38 | 14 |
766 | Nope. Don’t know about any offshore accounts. | 1.3667 | 0.04587 | 180 | 127 | 40 | 13 |
767 | Come back after your 2 weeks in quarantine | 1.3667 | 0.04786 | 180 | 130 | 34 | 16 |
768 | Bummer, dude. Forgot your shades. | 1.3667 | 0.04721 | 180 | 129 | 36 | 15 |
769 | Island? This is Washington D.C. man. Just waiting for the swamp to drain | 1.3667 | 0.04914 | 180 | 132 | 30 | 18 |
770 | I appreciate the effort, but I'm happy with my current internet service provider. | 1.3667 | 0.04519 | 180 | 126 | 42 | 12 |
771 | Gay or straight? | 1.3667 | 0.04654 | 180 | 128 | 38 | 14 |
772 | Yeah,I only paid $750,is that a problem for the IRS? | 1.3667 | 0.04654 | 180 | 128 | 38 | 14 |
773 | I am the 1% | 1.3667 | 0.04721 | 180 | 129 | 36 | 15 |
774 | My post clearly said, “Bring your own coconut.” | 1.3667 | 0.04654 | 180 | 128 | 38 | 14 |
775 | So you got to keep your job during the pandemic? | 1.3667 | 0.04380 | 180 | 124 | 46 | 10 |
776 | A tough commute, I know. So I made you a drink. | 1.3667 | 0.04786 | 180 | 130 | 34 | 16 |
777 | No Wi-Fi, only Mai Tai. | 1.3667 | 0.04850 | 180 | 131 | 32 | 17 |
778 | The bad news first: you missed 'last call.' | 1.3667 | 0.04308 | 180 | 123 | 48 | 9 |
779 | Give it a few months. You'll love it here. | 1.3667 | 0.04654 | 180 | 128 | 38 | 14 |
780 | Welcome to casual Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday. | 1.3667 | 0.04519 | 180 | 126 | 42 | 12 |
781 | Speaking of quarantini, you’ll need to do your 14 days before coming ashore. | 1.3667 | 0.04450 | 180 | 125 | 44 | 11 |
782 | Well, at least presumed dead sounds better than divorced. | 1.3667 | 0.04235 | 180 | 122 | 50 | 8 |
783 | Oh, man! You just missed the party boat. | 1.3667 | 0.04850 | 180 | 131 | 32 | 17 |
784 | Leave the $100 trillion, and this vaccine cocktail's yours. | 1.3667 | 0.05302 | 150 | 109 | 27 | 14 |
785 | I prefer working remotely. | 1.3667 | 0.04235 | 180 | 122 | 50 | 8 |
786 | Yikes. I hope you brought a change of clothes. | 1.3667 | 0.04450 | 180 | 125 | 44 | 11 |
787 | If you just give up the place is pretty nice | 1.3667 | 0.04587 | 180 | 127 | 40 | 13 |
788 | I told you not to go. Wall Street is full of sharks. | 1.3667 | 0.04519 | 180 | 126 | 42 | 12 |
789 | I thought I voted you off in week 8? | 1.3667 | 0.04450 | 180 | 125 | 44 | 11 |
790 | You must have come from 2020... | 1.3667 | 0.04786 | 180 | 130 | 34 | 16 |
791 | ...and my parents are getting me an even bigger one if I finish high school. | 1.3664 | 0.05548 | 131 | 94 | 26 | 11 |
792 | You didn't happen to grab my unemployment check before you left, did you? | 1.3661 | 0.04400 | 183 | 127 | 45 | 11 |
793 | I've always been a 'coconut's half full' kind of guy... | 1.3652 | 0.04337 | 178 | 122 | 47 | 9 |
794 | I had us down for next Monday, will that work for you? | 1.3652 | 0.04822 | 178 | 129 | 33 | 16 |
795 | Godot comes by every morning with whatever I need. | 1.3652 | 0.04822 | 178 | 129 | 33 | 16 |
796 | Tell me, did Hillary win the re-election? | 1.3652 | 0.04756 | 178 | 128 | 35 | 15 |
797 | Tough flight? | 1.3652 | 0.04481 | 178 | 124 | 43 | 11 |
798 | Whoa Dude, where's your mask... | 1.3652 | 0.04689 | 178 | 127 | 37 | 14 |
799 | Relax. The lack of fresh water and food is only a problem if you let it dominate you. | 1.3652 | 0.04822 | 178 | 129 | 33 | 16 |
800 | I hope there’s sunblock in that briefcase. | 1.3652 | 0.04551 | 178 | 125 | 41 | 12 |
801 | You here for the Executive Assistant Position? | 1.3652 | 0.04481 | 178 | 124 | 43 | 11 |
802 | Here! Take your shoe off and relax! | 1.3652 | 0.04621 | 178 | 126 | 39 | 13 |
803 | Good to hear that you survived, but now we’ll have to wear masks. | 1.3652 | 0.04551 | 178 | 125 | 41 | 12 |
804 | I mean, sure, the loan from my dad came in handy, but I had to work hard too. | 1.3652 | 0.04822 | 178 | 129 | 33 | 16 |
805 | But I had a reservation... | 1.3652 | 0.04551 | 178 | 125 | 41 | 12 |
806 | Sorry, I'm pretty strict on social distancing. | 1.3652 | 0.04689 | 178 | 127 | 37 | 14 |
807 | You are not exactly the one person I fantasized about. | 1.3652 | 0.04188 | 178 | 120 | 51 | 7 |
808 | Let me show you around! | 1.3652 | 0.04551 | 178 | 125 | 41 | 12 |
809 | I wasn't joking when I said offshore accounts. | 1.3647 | 0.04391 | 170 | 116 | 46 | 8 |
810 | If I were you, I wouldn't say you were washed up! I'd say your career choices are limited. | 1.3647 | 0.04391 | 170 | 116 | 46 | 8 |
811 | I see you finally came out to your grandmother. | 1.3642 | 0.05088 | 162 | 118 | 29 | 15 |
812 | I knew you'd be back. | 1.3642 | 0.04696 | 162 | 113 | 39 | 10 |
813 | So what have I missed? | 1.3642 | 0.04856 | 162 | 115 | 35 | 12 |
814 | Welcome to Mount Everest. | 1.3642 | 0.04852 | 173 | 125 | 33 | 15 |
815 | Oh, thank God you’re finally here. I’ve been waiting for a refill forever. | 1.3642 | 0.04712 | 173 | 123 | 37 | 13 |
816 | You from around here ? | 1.3642 | 0.04493 | 173 | 120 | 43 | 10 |
817 | Told you not to fly United. | 1.3642 | 0.04852 | 173 | 125 | 33 | 15 |
818 | So, how was your day? | 1.3642 | 0.04712 | 173 | 123 | 37 | 13 |
819 | Census taker? I'll make it easy....ONE. | 1.3642 | 0.04782 | 173 | 124 | 35 | 14 |
820 | There were ten of us survivors here a week ago. Now it's just me. What's your story? | 1.3642 | 0.04852 | 173 | 125 | 33 | 15 |
821 | So that settles it. I'm Lemmon, you're Matthau. | 1.3636 | 0.04655 | 176 | 125 | 38 | 13 |
822 | I could be better. Did you bring limes? | 1.3636 | 0.04724 | 176 | 126 | 36 | 14 |
823 | You IRS auditors just can't take a hint can you? | 1.3636 | 0.04584 | 176 | 124 | 40 | 12 |
824 | So did you lose a shoe or find one? | 1.3636 | 0.04655 | 176 | 125 | 38 | 13 |
825 | Don't let a silly cyclone dominate your life, man" | 1.3636 | 0.04946 | 154 | 109 | 34 | 11 |
826 | Welcome to the Lincoln Project. | 1.3636 | 0.04584 | 176 | 124 | 40 | 12 |
827 | Dibs on the tree at high tide. | 1.3636 | 0.04440 | 176 | 122 | 44 | 10 |
828 | Drone delivery is far from perfect: there was no olive in yesterday's martini. | 1.3636 | 0.04584 | 176 | 124 | 40 | 12 |
829 | It's like I always say: when life gives you coconuts, make piña coladas. | 1.3636 | 0.04792 | 176 | 127 | 34 | 15 |
830 | I told you my lawyers were sharks. | 1.3636 | 0.04655 | 176 | 125 | 38 | 13 |
831 | I looked like you when I first got here. | 1.3636 | 0.04440 | 176 | 122 | 44 | 10 |
832 | You've been served. | 1.3636 | 0.04724 | 176 | 126 | 36 | 14 |
833 | No thanks, I'm good. | 1.3636 | 0.04792 | 176 | 127 | 34 | 15 |
834 | You’ll have to quarantine for two weeks by the starfish. | 1.3631 | 0.04461 | 179 | 125 | 43 | 11 |
835 | Man, you census folks take your job really seriously. | 1.3621 | 0.04545 | 174 | 122 | 41 | 11 |
836 | I already filled out the census form. | 1.3621 | 0.04618 | 174 | 123 | 39 | 12 |
837 | While you're up, could I get a refill? | 1.3621 | 0.04829 | 174 | 126 | 33 | 15 |
838 | My last accountant got my taxes down to $750, let's see if you can beat that. | 1.3621 | 0.04897 | 174 | 127 | 31 | 16 |
839 | What you see as desolation, I see as opportunity. | 1.3621 | 0.04618 | 174 | 123 | 39 | 12 |
840 | I don't need insurance but I do need a refill. | 1.3621 | 0.04397 | 174 | 120 | 45 | 9 |
841 | You can stay if you do the required fourteen-day quarantine. | 1.3621 | 0.04964 | 174 | 128 | 29 | 17 |
842 | You've gotta try this remote work thing. | 1.3621 | 0.04760 | 174 | 125 | 35 | 14 |
843 | First pandemic? | 1.3621 | 0.04545 | 174 | 122 | 41 | 11 |
844 | Are you going to work remotely too? | 1.3621 | 0.04243 | 174 | 118 | 49 | 7 |
845 | Welcome to the bubble | 1.3621 | 0.04545 | 174 | 122 | 41 | 11 |
846 | You look filthy man. Didn't you just wash up? | 1.3621 | 0.04760 | 174 | 125 | 35 | 14 |
847 | If you're from the resort, I want a refund. | 1.3620 | 0.04909 | 163 | 117 | 33 | 13 |
848 | Can you move? You’re blocking the sun. | 1.3620 | 0.04909 | 163 | 117 | 33 | 13 |
849 | Thanks for coming, but I decided not to sue the cruise line. | 1.3620 | 0.04672 | 163 | 114 | 39 | 10 |
850 | While you're up, I guess I'll take another. | 1.3609 | 0.05156 | 133 | 93 | 32 | 8 |
851 | You're late. Happy Hour is over. | 1.3602 | 0.04790 | 161 | 114 | 36 | 11 |
852 | Sorry, man. This beach is private. | 1.3602 | 0.05254 | 161 | 120 | 24 | 17 |
853 | You might want to change for Happy Hour. | 1.3602 | 0.04949 | 161 | 116 | 32 | 13 |
854 | Relax! My third wish was for a bicycle | 1.3597 | 0.05106 | 139 | 98 | 32 | 9 |
855 | Looking for Wilson? | 1.3550 | 0.04699 | 169 | 121 | 36 | 12 |
856 | Two rules no talk about the election or covid | 1.3550 | 0.04699 | 169 | 121 | 36 | 12 |
857 | You've got it backwards my friend. You've already been rescued. | 1.3550 | 0.04389 | 169 | 117 | 44 | 8 |
858 | You're the lawyer, you figure it out. | 1.3550 | 0.04990 | 169 | 125 | 28 | 16 |
859 | I'll have a remdesivir on ice with a lime. | 1.3550 | 0.04847 | 169 | 123 | 32 | 14 |
860 | Pull up a chair. | 1.3550 | 0.04624 | 169 | 120 | 38 | 11 |
861 | I had to get a solid base tan before I sent the SOS signal. | 1.3550 | 0.04624 | 169 | 120 | 38 | 11 |
862 | On the plus side the weather is perfect and I'm Covid free. | 1.3550 | 0.04774 | 169 | 122 | 34 | 13 |
863 | You apparently took a wrong turn, sir, whereas I am here as the result of many right turns. | 1.3550 | 0.04699 | 169 | 121 | 36 | 12 |
864 | That commute's a bitch huh? | 1.3550 | 0.04469 | 169 | 118 | 42 | 9 |
865 | You obviously need this more than I do | 1.3550 | 0.04699 | 169 | 123 | 33 | 13 |
866 | You're in Miami. Global warming, dude. | 1.3550 | 0.04774 | 169 | 122 | 34 | 13 |
867 | Dude, you look just like me two years ago. | 1.3550 | 0.04774 | 169 | 122 | 34 | 13 |
868 | Dude, you're the first protein I've seen in months. | 1.3550 | 0.04919 | 169 | 124 | 30 | 15 |
869 | All I can offer is a Pina Colada. You’ll get used to them. | 1.3550 | 0.04699 | 169 | 121 | 36 | 12 |
870 | Sorry. This deserted island is taken. | 1.3550 | 0.05060 | 169 | 126 | 26 | 17 |
871 | Remdesevir cocktail. Heals all wounds. | 1.3550 | 0.04774 | 169 | 122 | 34 | 13 |
872 | Thanks for stopping by. Not every insurance company offers flood insurance in this zip code. | 1.3550 | 0.04699 | 169 | 121 | 36 | 12 |
873 | I used to be you! | 1.3550 | 0.04847 | 169 | 123 | 32 | 14 |
874 | You got through—looks like the sharks showed you some professional courtesy. | 1.3550 | 0.04624 | 169 | 120 | 38 | 11 |
875 | 6 Feet, Dude | 1.3550 | 0.04699 | 169 | 121 | 36 | 12 |
876 | You know there's a Resort Fee | 1.3550 | 0.04469 | 169 | 118 | 42 | 9 |
877 | Made it myself. | 1.3550 | 0.04847 | 169 | 123 | 32 | 14 |
878 | The customs officer will be with you shortly. | 1.3546 | 0.05046 | 141 | 100 | 32 | 9 |
879 | Don't let it control your life, man. | 1.3546 | 0.04945 | 141 | 99 | 34 | 8 |
880 | I'll save you some time. We're in purgatory. | 1.3544 | 0.04585 | 158 | 110 | 40 | 8 |
881 | Dude, it’s a biodegradable straw.” | 1.3533 | 0.05018 | 150 | 108 | 31 | 11 |
882 | I voted, man. | 1.3533 | 0.04885 | 167 | 122 | 31 | 14 |
883 | Really, you can normalize anything with enough time. | 1.3533 | 0.04501 | 167 | 117 | 41 | 9 |
884 | There better be straws in that briefcase. | 1.3533 | 0.04735 | 167 | 120 | 35 | 12 |
885 | I hope you've got more rum in that suitcase. | 1.3533 | 0.04958 | 167 | 123 | 29 | 15 |
886 | Dude, really? You’re in my six feet. | 1.3533 | 0.04501 | 167 | 117 | 41 | 9 |
887 | I asked for a new umbrella, not a policy” | 1.3533 | 0.04811 | 167 | 121 | 33 | 13 |
888 | You can stay if you're gay. | 1.3533 | 0.04735 | 167 | 120 | 35 | 12 |
889 | Looks like market wasn't the worst thing that could crash. | 1.3533 | 0.04735 | 167 | 120 | 35 | 12 |
890 | First day, huh? | 1.3533 | 0.04658 | 167 | 119 | 37 | 11 |
891 | Let go of the old paradigm, my friend. | 1.3533 | 0.04658 | 167 | 119 | 37 | 11 |
892 | Relax, dude, its locally sourced. | 1.3533 | 0.04501 | 167 | 117 | 41 | 9 |
893 | This isn’t a dream. Welcome to 2021. | 1.3533 | 0.04885 | 167 | 122 | 31 | 14 |
894 | Did you find the towels? | 1.3533 | 0.04501 | 167 | 117 | 41 | 9 |
895 | Don’t underestimate the power of denial. | 1.3533 | 0.04658 | 167 | 119 | 37 | 11 |
896 | You’re traveling from 2020? Yeah, I decided to skip it. | 1.3533 | 0.04811 | 167 | 121 | 33 | 13 |
897 | Yeah, the “escape it all” part of the ad doesn’t include the suffocating existential dread. | 1.3533 | 0.04958 | 167 | 123 | 29 | 15 |
898 | I’ve brought the $60000 you requested for hair care and grooming. | 1.3515 | 0.04772 | 165 | 119 | 34 | 12 |
899 | Drink the Kool-Aid and things will seem much sunnier. | 1.3515 | 0.04694 | 165 | 118 | 36 | 11 |
900 | Last coconut—want a sip? | 1.3515 | 0.04848 | 165 | 120 | 32 | 13 |
901 | Wrong timeshare, bro. | 1.3515 | 0.04772 | 165 | 119 | 34 | 12 |
902 | Tough commute today, eh | 1.3515 | 0.04533 | 165 | 116 | 40 | 9 |
903 | What? First day here? | 1.3515 | 0.04533 | 165 | 116 | 40 | 9 |
904 | Didn't anyone tell you? It's Casual Friday. | 1.3515 | 0.04614 | 165 | 117 | 38 | 10 |
905 | I used to look like you but then I found this Zoom background. | 1.3515 | 0.04533 | 165 | 116 | 40 | 9 |
906 | Tough commute, huh? Switch to remote! | 1.3515 | 0.04924 | 165 | 121 | 30 | 14 |
907 | You're totally overdressed for the occasion. | 1.3515 | 0.04772 | 165 | 119 | 34 | 12 |
908 | Ya know, if you get pass the whole "marooned" part, this isn't half bad. | 1.3515 | 0.04533 | 165 | 116 | 40 | 9 |
909 | you have to get up earlier than that to get the good chair | 1.3515 | 0.04848 | 165 | 120 | 32 | 13 |
910 | How was the debate? | 1.3515 | 0.04614 | 165 | 117 | 38 | 10 |
911 | I looked like you before I stopped caring. | 1.3510 | 0.05164 | 151 | 111 | 27 | 13 |
912 | The waitress should be back in a minute. | 1.3510 | 0.04622 | 151 | 105 | 39 | 7 |
913 | Just leave your card. | 1.3510 | 0.04901 | 151 | 108 | 33 | 10 |
914 | You're late! I paid for expedited shipping. | 1.3510 | 0.04622 | 151 | 105 | 39 | 7 |
915 | Bad commute? | 1.3510 | 0.04901 | 151 | 108 | 33 | 10 |
916 | if you are going to stay you need to wear a mask and keep your distance. | 1.3497 | 0.04887 | 163 | 119 | 31 | 13 |
917 | Russian, Lithuanian and I can understand a little Hebrew. You? | 1.3497 | 0.04567 | 163 | 115 | 39 | 9 |
918 | As I see it, it's a glass half full thing. | 1.3497 | 0.04567 | 163 | 115 | 39 | 9 |
919 | I have been working remotely the whole time. | 1.3497 | 0.04730 | 163 | 117 | 35 | 11 |
920 | You were really hard to contact. Now may I ask you a few census questions? | 1.3497 | 0.04964 | 163 | 120 | 29 | 14 |
921 | I am going to need to see some ID. | 1.3497 | 0.04649 | 163 | 116 | 37 | 10 |
922 | Looks like the shipwreck experience tour has overbooked again. | 1.3497 | 0.04887 | 163 | 119 | 31 | 13 |
923 | Hey pal, your rescue company said you would be here between 10am and 2pm. I'm afraid we're going to have to reschedule. | 1.3497 | 0.04730 | 163 | 117 | 35 | 11 |
924 | Please keep “witness protection” out of my Census data. | 1.3497 | 0.04730 | 163 | 117 | 35 | 11 |
925 | Let me guess, the shark ate your homework. | 1.3497 | 0.04964 | 163 | 120 | 29 | 14 |
926 | Stop right there. You need to quarantine. | 1.3497 | 0.04887 | 163 | 119 | 31 | 13 |
927 | The board meet was last week and you were voted off the off the island. | 1.3497 | 0.04730 | 163 | 117 | 35 | 11 |
928 | I love it here, but yes, I’m offering timeshares! | 1.3497 | 0.04649 | 163 | 116 | 37 | 10 |
929 | Before I show you around, I'll need to see your immigration papers. | 1.3497 | 0.04649 | 163 | 116 | 37 | 10 |
930 | Sorry, I meant to fill out the census. | 1.3497 | 0.04567 | 163 | 115 | 39 | 9 |
931 | Chris Wallace before and after the debate | 1.3497 | 0.04730 | 163 | 117 | 35 | 11 |
932 | The rescue ship came and went a month ago but my passport had expired so they left me a case of coconut mai tais instead. | 1.3496 | 0.05654 | 123 | 90 | 23 | 10 |
933 | It was supposed to be a three hour tour. | 1.3494 | 0.04973 | 166 | 123 | 28 | 15 |
934 | First class uses different emergency exits. | 1.3494 | 0.04824 | 166 | 121 | 32 | 13 |
935 | Yeah, $25 is pricey, but you can’t beat free delivery. | 1.3490 | 0.04849 | 149 | 106 | 34 | 9 |
936 | I think we should file an extension this year. | 1.3490 | 0.04849 | 149 | 106 | 34 | 9 |
937 | Remember. Wash your hands, wear a mask and self isolate. | 1.3490 | 0.04849 | 149 | 106 | 34 | 9 |
938 | It's so nice to meet you Jonah! | 1.3490 | 0.04755 | 149 | 105 | 36 | 8 |
939 | Yeah, I used to be into that White House correspondent gig too. | 1.3490 | 0.05033 | 149 | 108 | 30 | 11 |
940 | Better stay on the other side of the island. I've got Covid and am self-isolating. | 1.3490 | 0.05033 | 149 | 108 | 30 | 11 |
941 | I’ve been here since last election...best kept secret | 1.3490 | 0.04942 | 149 | 107 | 32 | 10 |
942 | You can stay but you'll have to quarantine. | 1.3490 | 0.05033 | 149 | 108 | 30 | 11 |
943 | I hope you have some rum in that briefcase. | 1.3490 | 0.04942 | 149 | 107 | 32 | 10 |
944 | It’s casual Friday, dude. Go home and change. | 1.3490 | 0.05033 | 149 | 108 | 30 | 11 |
945 | I really don't think you're six feet away Steve. | 1.3478 | 0.04766 | 161 | 116 | 34 | 11 |
946 | Hey! I never said it was gonna be easy being my accountant. | 1.3478 | 0.04684 | 161 | 115 | 36 | 10 |
947 | What do you mean it's the year 2020? | 1.3478 | 0.04927 | 161 | 118 | 30 | 13 |
948 | Let me guess my ex-wife sent you and your are from the IRS | 1.3478 | 0.04250 | 161 | 110 | 46 | 5 |
949 | I hope you didn't have too much trouble finding the place. | 1.3478 | 0.04429 | 161 | 112 | 42 | 7 |
950 | So, you're another sap who fell for that "3-hour tour" spiel! | 1.3478 | 0.05082 | 161 | 120 | 26 | 15 |
951 | I didn’t think remote work would be so...remote. | 1.3478 | 0.04766 | 161 | 116 | 34 | 11 |
952 | That's exactly what happened to me! | 1.3478 | 0.04847 | 161 | 117 | 32 | 12 |
953 | Too bad. You just missed happy hour." | 1.3478 | 0.04429 | 161 | 112 | 42 | 7 |
954 | I don't usually give salesmen the time of day, but since you've come all this way… | 1.3478 | 0.04684 | 161 | 115 | 36 | 10 |
955 | Hard day at the office? | 1.3478 | 0.04250 | 161 | 110 | 46 | 5 |
956 | I like mai tai better than your tie. | 1.3478 | 0.05005 | 161 | 119 | 28 | 14 |
957 | Sounds like I picked a good year to be stranded on a deserted island. | 1.3478 | 0.04766 | 161 | 116 | 34 | 11 |
958 | What have you done to Wilson?! | 1.3478 | 0.05005 | 161 | 119 | 28 | 14 |
959 | We talked about this, you’re in charge of operations and I’m in charge of leisure activities | 1.3478 | 0.04340 | 161 | 111 | 44 | 6 |
960 | You didn't just come from the White House, did you? | 1.3478 | 0.04847 | 161 | 117 | 32 | 12 |
961 | These hallucinations make a mean piña colada! | 1.3478 | 0.05005 | 161 | 119 | 28 | 14 |
962 | Would you happen to have any ice in that briefcase? | 1.3478 | 0.05666 | 115 | 83 | 24 | 8 |
963 | Okay, then, file an appeal on Tuesday. And bring me another one of these, with less ice. | 1.3478 | 0.04515 | 161 | 113 | 40 | 8 |
964 | I'm just a figment of your quarantine. | 1.3478 | 0.04515 | 161 | 113 | 40 | 8 |
965 | I've already voted. | 1.3478 | 0.04847 | 161 | 117 | 32 | 12 |
966 | Oh no, he’s dead. I’m the previous insurance investigator. | 1.3478 | 0.04766 | 161 | 116 | 34 | 11 |
967 | Have a drink, you look starched! | 1.3478 | 0.04684 | 161 | 115 | 36 | 10 |
968 | It’s 2021 somewhere! | 1.3478 | 0.04684 | 161 | 115 | 36 | 10 |
969 | Working on my tan all day isn’t nothing, man. | 1.3459 | 0.04720 | 159 | 114 | 35 | 10 |
970 | Let's face it Bill, you're a glass half empty kinda guy. | 1.3459 | 0.04886 | 159 | 116 | 31 | 12 |
971 | I know you came a long way but I changed my mind. I don't need life insurance, dude. | 1.3459 | 0.05046 | 159 | 118 | 27 | 14 |
972 | Have any trouble finding this place? | 1.3459 | 0.04635 | 159 | 113 | 37 | 9 |
973 | Not easy to find, isn't it? | 1.3459 | 0.04635 | 159 | 113 | 37 | 9 |
974 | You know you're missing a shoe, right? | 1.3459 | 0.04804 | 159 | 115 | 33 | 11 |
975 | You wouldn't happen to have a FedEx package for me, would you? | 1.3459 | 0.04967 | 159 | 117 | 29 | 13 |
976 | Living well is the best revenge. | 1.3459 | 0.04720 | 159 | 114 | 35 | 10 |
977 | It affects each of us differently. | 1.3459 | 0.04886 | 159 | 116 | 31 | 12 |
978 | Welcome to my world. No covid, no restrictions, no politics. No nothing. | 1.3459 | 0.04549 | 159 | 112 | 39 | 8 |
979 | You get used to it. | 1.3459 | 0.04967 | 159 | 117 | 29 | 13 |
980 | Here are the urgent documents you wanted, boss. | 1.3459 | 0.04967 | 159 | 117 | 29 | 13 |
981 | Do you have a work permit? | 1.3459 | 0.04635 | 159 | 113 | 37 | 9 |
982 | We should have done a Zoom meeting instead! | 1.3459 | 0.04635 | 159 | 113 | 37 | 9 |
983 | This used to be Anchorage... | 1.3459 | 0.04720 | 159 | 114 | 35 | 10 |
984 | No one is allowed on the island without getting tested first. | 1.3459 | 0.04886 | 159 | 116 | 31 | 12 |
985 | Plus, nobody hacks into your wifi here. | 1.3459 | 0.05046 | 159 | 118 | 27 | 14 |
986 | What's wrong? Not the hallucination you were expecting? | 1.3459 | 0.05202 | 159 | 120 | 23 | 16 |
987 | You WANT to go back? | 1.3459 | 0.04720 | 159 | 114 | 35 | 10 |
988 | Are you tech support? My WiFi is out... | 1.3459 | 0.04720 | 159 | 114 | 35 | 10 |
989 | The oceans are rising? Never noticed. | 1.3459 | 0.04886 | 159 | 116 | 31 | 12 |
990 | Thanks for the offer man, but I have free shipping with Prime. | 1.3459 | 0.04967 | 159 | 117 | 29 | 13 |
991 | My ship came in. Sorry about yours. | 1.3459 | 0.04549 | 159 | 112 | 39 | 8 |
992 | I’d share a sip, but first you need to quarantine. | 1.3459 | 0.04804 | 159 | 115 | 33 | 11 |
993 | Bro, it's called offshore banking. | 1.3459 | 0.04886 | 159 | 116 | 31 | 12 |
994 | Oh, did I not mention the interview would be over Zoom? | 1.3459 | 0.05046 | 159 | 118 | 27 | 14 |
995 | You think it’s small now? Wait until the tide comes in! | 1.3459 | 0.04720 | 159 | 114 | 35 | 10 |
996 | My only issue is I don't actually like coconut all that much | 1.3459 | 0.04635 | 159 | 113 | 37 | 9 |
997 | Pina colada. It’s always a pina colada. | 1.3459 | 0.04460 | 159 | 111 | 41 | 7 |
998 | Rough trip? | 1.3459 | 0.04720 | 159 | 114 | 35 | 10 |
999 | Mary Ann or Ginger, dude? | 1.3459 | 0.04804 | 159 | 115 | 33 | 11 |
1000 | Forced to take some vacation days? | 1.3459 | 0.04720 | 159 | 114 | 35 | 10 |
1001 | Well, I can see that you didn't amount to much either. | 1.3459 | 0.04370 | 159 | 110 | 43 | 6 |
1002 | I’ve got two words for you dude. Crypto. Currency. | 1.3459 | 0.04804 | 159 | 115 | 33 | 11 |
1003 | Thanks for the in person meeting. Kind of hard to do Zoom from out here. | 1.3459 | 0.04549 | 159 | 112 | 39 | 8 |
1004 | Naturally, besides the beach, you would have climbing privileges. | 1.3459 | 0.04635 | 159 | 113 | 37 | 9 |
1005 | You think you had a bad day? I am down to my last coconut. | 1.3459 | 0.04886 | 159 | 116 | 31 | 12 |
1006 | Business, meet pleasure. | 1.3459 | 0.04635 | 159 | 113 | 37 | 9 |
1007 | mai tai looks better than your tie | 1.3459 | 0.04886 | 159 | 116 | 31 | 12 |
1008 | ...and that’s how I became President. | 1.3459 | 0.04804 | 159 | 115 | 33 | 11 |
1009 | It's Friday. Lose the tie. | 1.3459 | 0.04804 | 159 | 115 | 33 | 11 |
1010 | Class of 2020? | 1.3459 | 0.05046 | 159 | 118 | 27 | 14 |
1011 | Rescued...who wants to be rescued? | 1.3459 | 0.04804 | 159 | 115 | 33 | 11 |
1012 | ...it was the best of times it was the worst of times.... | 1.3459 | 0.05046 | 159 | 118 | 27 | 14 |
1013 | New to working remote? | 1.3459 | 0.04720 | 159 | 114 | 35 | 10 |
1014 | How was your flight? | 1.3457 | 0.04577 | 162 | 115 | 38 | 9 |
1015 | You should really read 'War and Peace', you might like it. | 1.3457 | 0.04901 | 162 | 119 | 30 | 13 |
1016 | Did you bring the vodka? | 1.3457 | 0.04742 | 162 | 117 | 34 | 11 |
1017 | You're one persistent auditor... | 1.3457 | 0.04660 | 162 | 116 | 36 | 10 |
1018 | What did you fly, Spirit? | 1.3457 | 0.04978 | 162 | 120 | 28 | 14 |
1019 | You know,you really need to learn how to relax. | 1.3457 | 0.04660 | 162 | 116 | 36 | 10 |
1020 | The dress code is resort casual. | 1.3457 | 0.04660 | 162 | 116 | 36 | 10 |
1021 | Dude, lose the tie - it's casual Friday . . . or Tuesday . . . or maybe Sunday. Whatever, pina colada? | 1.3457 | 0.04822 | 162 | 118 | 32 | 12 |
1022 | Thanks, but I’ve decided that I don’t need more insurance. | 1.3457 | 0.04742 | 162 | 117 | 34 | 11 |
1023 | Last call was seven months ago. | 1.3446 | 0.04468 | 148 | 102 | 41 | 5 |
1024 | You obviously weren’t prepared for climate change. | 1.3446 | 0.05047 | 148 | 108 | 29 | 11 |
1025 | You east coast guys are so uptight. | 1.3439 | 0.04842 | 157 | 114 | 32 | 11 |
1026 | You're going to have to quarantine, bro. | 1.3439 | 0.04671 | 157 | 112 | 36 | 9 |
1027 | I know you swam across shark-infested waters to get here, but dude, do I look like a guy who needs gutter guards and vinyl siding? | 1.3439 | 0.04671 | 157 | 112 | 36 | 9 |
1028 | Did you get the rum? | 1.3439 | 0.04842 | 157 | 114 | 32 | 11 |
1029 | Please stay 6 ft away. | 1.3439 | 0.04757 | 157 | 113 | 34 | 10 |
1030 | You looked way more relaxed on Zoom. | 1.3439 | 0.04926 | 157 | 115 | 30 | 12 |
1031 | My portfolio manager says my "inherit obscene wealth" strategy is really paying dividends. | 1.3439 | 0.05089 | 157 | 117 | 26 | 14 |
1032 | You wouldn't happen to have any margarita mix in that briefcase, would you?" | 1.3439 | 0.04492 | 157 | 110 | 40 | 7 |
1033 | Hope you brought the rum | 1.3439 | 0.04757 | 157 | 113 | 34 | 10 |
1034 | Wait, you're saying what happens in 2020? | 1.3439 | 0.04492 | 157 | 110 | 40 | 7 |
1035 | I just can't talk about it now. I'm on my break. | 1.3439 | 0.04842 | 157 | 114 | 32 | 11 |
1036 | Looks like things have been a little rough on the mainland. | 1.3439 | 0.04842 | 157 | 114 | 32 | 11 |
1037 | Dude, I’m ‘social distancing’. | 1.3439 | 0.04492 | 157 | 110 | 40 | 7 |
1038 | Sorry, but I have all the life insurance I need right now. | 1.3439 | 0.04671 | 157 | 112 | 36 | 9 |
1039 | The good news: You won't need that missing shoe, bruh. | 1.3439 | 0.04400 | 157 | 109 | 42 | 6 |
1040 | A toast to all the extra work you did to earn that corner office! | 1.3439 | 0.04492 | 157 | 110 | 40 | 7 |
1041 | If it makes you feel any better, I'm sure it's rush hour somewhere! | 1.3419 | 0.04966 | 155 | 114 | 29 | 12 |
1042 | You'd of thought Kansas was safe from tsunamis. | 1.3419 | 0.04881 | 155 | 113 | 31 | 11 |
1043 | Sorry, dude. I just closed with a couple from the Upper West Side. | 1.3419 | 0.04795 | 155 | 112 | 33 | 10 |
1044 | It’s BYOB | 1.3419 | 0.05050 | 155 | 115 | 27 | 13 |
1045 | I warned you not to go on Shark Tank, man. | 1.3419 | 0.05050 | 155 | 115 | 27 | 13 |
1046 | Send for help! Are you crazy" | 1.3419 | 0.04707 | 155 | 111 | 35 | 9 |
1047 | If life gives you coconuts... | 1.3399 | 0.04743 | 153 | 110 | 34 | 9 |
1048 | I prefer to think of it as a stay-cation. | 1.3399 | 0.04652 | 153 | 109 | 36 | 8 |
1049 | I told you that this wasn't a fake Zoom background. | 1.3399 | 0.04743 | 153 | 110 | 34 | 9 |
1050 | Hey man, that tie is throwing off the whole vibe of this place. | 1.3399 | 0.04743 | 153 | 110 | 34 | 9 |
1051 | Is it Monday already? | 1.3399 | 0.04743 | 153 | 110 | 34 | 9 |
1052 | Got any rum? | 1.3399 | 0.04743 | 153 | 110 | 34 | 9 |
1053 | Yep, Pike's Peak is now Pike's Beach. | 1.3399 | 0.05093 | 153 | 114 | 26 | 13 |
1054 | Ain't gonna fret the no mask, but lose the tie, Dude. | 1.3399 | 0.05093 | 153 | 114 | 26 | 13 |
1055 | I hope you brought your own chair. | 1.3399 | 0.05008 | 153 | 113 | 28 | 12 |
1056 | Cowabunga, bro Got any lime juice ? | 1.3399 | 0.05177 | 153 | 115 | 24 | 14 |
1057 | You remind me of me when I first got here. | 1.3399 | 0.04743 | 153 | 110 | 34 | 9 |
1058 | First time in a holodeck? | 1.3399 | 0.04833 | 153 | 111 | 32 | 10 |
1059 | You're telling me there's a pandemic affecting the entire world?! | 1.3399 | 0.04921 | 153 | 112 | 30 | 11 |
1060 | Doesn't look like much, but it is home. | 1.3399 | 0.04833 | 153 | 111 | 32 | 10 |
1061 | You didn't get my text? | 1.3399 | 0.04366 | 153 | 106 | 42 | 5 |
1062 | You're obviously new to island life. | 1.3399 | 0.04743 | 153 | 110 | 34 | 9 |
1063 | If you want service, you have to take off your shirt and shoes. | 1.3399 | 0.04921 | 153 | 112 | 30 | 11 |
1064 | Thanks for coming, but I’m OK with my homeowners insurance | 1.3399 | 0.04652 | 153 | 109 | 36 | 8 |
1065 | You're gonna have to quarantine 2 weeks. | 1.3399 | 0.04743 | 153 | 110 | 34 | 9 |
1066 | Look, man, it's not my fault you came unprepared. | 1.3399 | 0.04743 | 153 | 110 | 34 | 9 |
1067 | By any chance, do you happen to have any Grey Poupon in that battered suitcase? | 1.3399 | 0.04652 | 153 | 109 | 36 | 8 |
1068 | I’ve been here since January. Any updates? | 1.3399 | 0.04833 | 153 | 111 | 32 | 10 |
1069 | Yes, I do have offshore assets. | 1.3399 | 0.04559 | 153 | 108 | 38 | 7 |
1070 | I told you not to fly Spirit | 1.3399 | 0.05008 | 153 | 113 | 28 | 12 |
1071 | You're gonna make me put on a shirt for this meeting, aren't you? | 1.3399 | 0.04743 | 153 | 110 | 34 | 9 |
1072 | You're late again, Steve. I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go. | 1.3399 | 0.04366 | 153 | 106 | 42 | 5 |
1073 | You're a 'glass half-empty' kind of guy, aren't you? | 1.3399 | 0.04921 | 153 | 112 | 30 | 11 |
1074 | Bro, I didn’t know it was that hard for you to take a vacation. | 1.3399 | 0.04833 | 153 | 111 | 32 | 10 |
1075 | Before I welcome you, you’ll have to stay six feet apart from me for two weeks. | 1.3399 | 0.05008 | 153 | 113 | 28 | 12 |
1076 | Congratulations on finally finding a place too remote for work. | 1.3399 | 0.04652 | 153 | 109 | 36 | 8 |
1077 | Hey bro, I’ve been here since 2019, what’d I miss? | 1.3399 | 0.04559 | 153 | 108 | 38 | 7 |
1078 | Does it look like I have a bathroom? | 1.3399 | 0.05008 | 153 | 113 | 28 | 12 |
1079 | I’ll pass on joining the class action suit on rising sea levels, but I could use a refill. | 1.3399 | 0.04921 | 153 | 112 | 30 | 11 |
1080 | You must be my concierge doctor. | 1.3399 | 0.04833 | 153 | 111 | 32 | 10 |
1081 | First, I’m gonna need you to self-isolate on the other side of the island for a couple of weeks, m’kay? | 1.3399 | 0.04833 | 153 | 111 | 32 | 10 |
1082 | Sid, this is Bob. | 1.3399 | 0.04921 | 153 | 112 | 30 | 11 |
1083 | Shoulda helped the Nigerian prince , Dave | 1.3399 | 0.05008 | 153 | 113 | 28 | 12 |
1084 | Tell the IRS it's a rental property. | 1.3399 | 0.05093 | 153 | 114 | 26 | 13 |
1085 | Attitude is everything. | 1.3399 | 0.04833 | 153 | 111 | 32 | 10 |
1086 | Would you mind taking off your shoe? | 1.3399 | 0.05008 | 153 | 113 | 28 | 12 |
1087 | What is this "wurk" you speak of? | 1.3399 | 0.05008 | 153 | 113 | 28 | 12 |
1088 | We have only one law here. Don't block the sun. | 1.3399 | 0.04652 | 153 | 109 | 36 | 8 |
1089 | Just do what I did- tell your boss you’re working from home. | 1.3399 | 0.04743 | 153 | 110 | 34 | 9 |
1090 | Six weeks ago, I was like you. | 1.3399 | 0.05008 | 153 | 113 | 28 | 12 |
1091 | Struggling to make your client quota are you? | 1.3399 | 0.04743 | 153 | 110 | 34 | 9 |
1092 | And you'll like that the amenities here are all within easy walking distance. | 1.3399 | 0.04060 | 153 | 103 | 48 | 2 |
1093 | Tell me again why I need homeowners' insurance. | 1.3399 | 0.05008 | 153 | 113 | 28 | 12 |
1094 | When you reach gold status, you'll get these amenities, too. | 1.3399 | 0.04833 | 153 | 111 | 32 | 10 |
1095 | The year is 2020 and you have just arrived to a place far away from reality. | 1.3399 | 0.05008 | 153 | 113 | 28 | 12 |
1096 | You should have seen the wreck I was a year ago. | 1.3399 | 0.04559 | 153 | 108 | 38 | 7 |
1097 | Positive vibes only. | 1.3399 | 0.04559 | 153 | 108 | 38 | 7 |
1098 | I see we've been double-booked on Airbnb. | 1.3399 | 0.04833 | 153 | 111 | 32 | 10 |
1099 | Today is Saturday, Tim. | 1.3399 | 0.04652 | 153 | 109 | 36 | 8 |
1100 | Yeah, sorry, you just missed Happy Hour. | 1.3399 | 0.04743 | 153 | 110 | 34 | 9 |
1101 | You were tested before you got here, right? | 1.3399 | 0.04833 | 153 | 111 | 32 | 10 |
1102 | Despite our differences, we will both starve to death. | 1.3399 | 0.04921 | 153 | 112 | 30 | 11 |
1103 | My out of office isn’t really an invitation. | 1.3399 | 0.04652 | 153 | 109 | 36 | 8 |
1104 | While I sympathize with your circumstances; we just don't have a reservation in that name and I'm afraid we're fully booked. | 1.3387 | 0.04843 | 124 | 86 | 34 | 4 |
1105 | Working from home with the family was that bad,eh? | 1.3379 | 0.04817 | 145 | 104 | 33 | 8 |
1106 | Don't worry about it dude, we'll self-isolate together. | 1.3377 | 0.04962 | 151 | 111 | 29 | 11 |
1107 | I washed up here in October of 2016. How's Hillary been doing in the White House? | 1.3377 | 0.04873 | 151 | 110 | 31 | 10 |
1108 | Except when the tide comes in it's really a paradise. | 1.3377 | 0.05051 | 151 | 112 | 27 | 12 |
1109 | You really swam all this way to sell me a tropical island timeshare? | 1.3377 | 0.04873 | 151 | 110 | 31 | 10 |
1110 | If you can pretend urine tastes like margaritas, this place isn't so bad" | 1.3377 | 0.05051 | 151 | 112 | 27 | 12 |
1111 | Don't you wish now you partied more in college? | 1.3377 | 0.04873 | 151 | 110 | 31 | 10 |
1112 | Party foul" | 1.3377 | 0.05470 | 151 | 117 | 17 | 17 |
1113 | With Prime, you'll have one by tomorrow. | 1.3377 | 0.04688 | 151 | 108 | 35 | 8 |
1114 | This is guava. I asked for pineapple. | 1.3377 | 0.04873 | 151 | 110 | 31 | 10 |
1115 | Paradise? Yes. But the tide turns up in an hour. | 1.3377 | 0.04688 | 151 | 108 | 35 | 8 |
1116 | You look lost. I know this island pretty well. Can I help you find where you need to go? | 1.3377 | 0.04688 | 151 | 108 | 35 | 8 |
1117 | Anything happening on the mainland? | 1.3377 | 0.04962 | 151 | 111 | 29 | 11 |
1118 | Welcome to 'Singles in Paradise'. I depart, and your two weeks, start at noon. | 1.3377 | 0.04873 | 151 | 110 | 31 | 10 |
1119 | This is a private beach. | 1.3359 | 0.04870 | 128 | 90 | 33 | 5 |
1120 | You'll see Carl, working remote has its perks. | 1.3356 | 0.04913 | 149 | 109 | 30 | 10 |
1121 | Forgot you guys came by once every ten years. Household of one. No income, unless you count the coconuts. | 1.3356 | 0.04724 | 149 | 107 | 34 | 8 |
1122 | No, Buddy. I did not call for an insurance agent. | 1.3356 | 0.04913 | 149 | 109 | 30 | 10 |
1123 | So did the sharks agree to cease and desist? | 1.3356 | 0.04724 | 149 | 107 | 34 | 8 |
1124 | Change into something more comfortable, you'll be here a while | 1.3356 | 0.04528 | 149 | 105 | 38 | 6 |
1125 | Take it.... you look like you need it more than I do. | 1.3356 | 0.05269 | 149 | 113 | 22 | 14 |
1126 | Darn! Now we need masks! | 1.3356 | 0.04913 | 149 | 109 | 30 | 10 |
1127 | You bring new meaning to working remotely, Joe. | 1.3356 | 0.05004 | 149 | 110 | 28 | 11 |
1128 | SORRY, WE'RE NOT HIRING RIGHT NOW. | 1.3356 | 0.04324 | 149 | 105 | 39 | 5 |
1129 | Did your secretary not give you my message, I cancelled this meeting? | 1.3356 | 0.04820 | 149 | 108 | 32 | 9 |
1130 | Are you here for the accounting position? | 1.3333 | 0.04792 | 150 | 109 | 32 | 9 |
1131 | What part of “No Trespassing” do you not understand? | 1.3333 | 0.04762 | 147 | 106 | 33 | 8 |
1132 | Nice shoe, but you’re still a bit overdressed for this place. | 1.3333 | 0.04954 | 147 | 108 | 29 | 10 |
1133 | How was your day dear? | 1.3333 | 0.05138 | 147 | 110 | 25 | 12 |
1134 | I guess social distancing is out of the question since you showed up. | 1.3333 | 0.04859 | 147 | 107 | 31 | 9 |
1135 | It's not just "where you are at". It's "how you got here". | 1.3333 | 0.04762 | 147 | 106 | 33 | 8 |
1136 | And you were the valedictorian. | 1.3333 | 0.04954 | 147 | 108 | 29 | 10 |
1137 | I'm sure they'll circle back. | 1.3333 | 0.04459 | 147 | 103 | 39 | 5 |
1138 | Could I get another one of these, but with more rum and less of an air of desperation? | 1.3333 | 0.05138 | 147 | 110 | 25 | 12 |
1139 | I call it the Corona Cocktail! Try it! I haven't felt this good in twenty years! | 1.3333 | 0.04954 | 147 | 108 | 29 | 10 |
1140 | Welcome. I'll need to see a photo ID. | 1.3333 | 0.04698 | 150 | 108 | 34 | 8 |
1141 | You might want to change - happy hour starts in twenty minutes | 1.3333 | 0.04762 | 147 | 106 | 33 | 8 |
1142 | So...what does the sleeping situation look like during high tide? | 1.3333 | 0.04459 | 147 | 103 | 39 | 5 |
1143 | Your office called. There was some laughing in the background, but they're sorry about the travel arrangements. | 1.3333 | 0.04762 | 147 | 106 | 33 | 8 |
1144 | Sorry, I don't know anyone named Gilligan. | 1.3333 | 0.04459 | 147 | 103 | 39 | 5 |
1145 | You census takers are relentless! | 1.3333 | 0.04859 | 147 | 107 | 31 | 9 |
1146 | Like most islands, there are the Haves and Have Nots." | 1.3333 | 0.05047 | 147 | 109 | 27 | 11 |
1147 | One of us better mask-up. | 1.3333 | 0.05138 | 147 | 110 | 25 | 12 |
1148 | You're always so dramatic, Carl. Just take the resort shuttle like everyone else. | 1.3333 | 0.04762 | 147 | 106 | 33 | 8 |
1149 | I was stranded once, too. | 1.3333 | 0.04663 | 147 | 105 | 35 | 7 |
1150 | Let me guess... economy class? | 1.3333 | 0.04859 | 147 | 107 | 31 | 9 |
1151 | Yeah, I've been on vacation since January. Did I miss anything? | 1.3333 | 0.05228 | 147 | 111 | 23 | 13 |
1152 | Uh oh, I didn’t realize that my car’s warranty was about to expire. | 1.3333 | 0.05047 | 147 | 109 | 27 | 11 |
1153 | I’ll be with you in 5 | 1.3333 | 0.05228 | 147 | 111 | 23 | 13 |
1154 | You must be the realtor interested in the oceanfront property. | 1.3333 | 0.04762 | 147 | 106 | 33 | 8 |
1155 | Finally! I’ve been waiting ages for a refill. | 1.3333 | 0.04954 | 147 | 108 | 29 | 10 |
1156 | You'll find that provided you work hard and keep your nose clean, eventually you too can be like me". | 1.3333 | 0.05138 | 147 | 110 | 25 | 12 |
1157 | It seems your offshore deal washed ashore. | 1.3333 | 0.04762 | 147 | 106 | 33 | 8 |
1158 | Sorry for the trip, Bud. I just signed up with Old Mutual. | 1.3333 | 0.04562 | 147 | 104 | 37 | 6 |
1159 | Oh. I thought our meeting was via Zoom. | 1.3333 | 0.04859 | 147 | 107 | 31 | 9 |
1160 | It's all inclusive. | 1.3333 | 0.04859 | 147 | 107 | 31 | 9 |
1161 | Did you bring a lime for the coconut? | 1.3333 | 0.05047 | 147 | 109 | 27 | 11 |
1162 | I suppose if I were missing an important meeting I’d be stressed too. | 1.3333 | 0.04602 | 150 | 107 | 36 | 7 |
1163 | I just want to start by thanking you for meeting me on such short notice. | 1.3333 | 0.05047 | 147 | 109 | 27 | 11 |
1164 | New here? Let me show you around. | 1.3333 | 0.04859 | 147 | 107 | 31 | 9 |
1165 | Bro, your shipwreck is really throwing off my vibes... | 1.3333 | 0.04663 | 147 | 105 | 35 | 7 |
1166 | It's regeneron, and I feel twenty years younger | 1.3333 | 0.05228 | 147 | 111 | 23 | 13 |
1167 | I was once like you. Sane, hopeful of rescue, recently fed. | 1.3333 | 0.05404 | 147 | 113 | 19 | 15 |
1168 | If you're from the IRS, I'm just a mirage. | 1.3333 | 0.04859 | 147 | 107 | 31 | 9 |
1169 | You're not gay? | 1.3333 | 0.04762 | 147 | 106 | 33 | 8 |
1170 | Gilligan? | 1.3333 | 0.05047 | 147 | 109 | 27 | 11 |
1171 | I told you already, I’m not Wilson! | 1.3333 | 0.04859 | 147 | 107 | 31 | 9 |
1172 | You're Wilson? | 1.3333 | 0.04602 | 150 | 107 | 36 | 7 |
1173 | Damn it, I was hoping for Tom Hanks! | 1.3333 | 0.04954 | 147 | 108 | 29 | 10 |
1174 | You gotta swim with the tide, man | 1.3333 | 0.04762 | 147 | 106 | 33 | 8 |
1175 | Can’t share. 2020 dude. | 1.3333 | 0.05138 | 147 | 110 | 25 | 12 |
1176 | The new intern, right? Get me another of these. | 1.3310 | 0.04899 | 145 | 106 | 30 | 9 |
1177 | You just had to bring your work with you. | 1.3310 | 0.05184 | 145 | 109 | 24 | 12 |
1178 | Crusoe... Robinson Crusoe. | 1.3310 | 0.04800 | 145 | 105 | 32 | 8 |
1179 | I've been here for months. What did I miss? | 1.3310 | 0.04899 | 145 | 106 | 30 | 9 |
1180 | Trader Vic's pulled out a long time ago but they left enough stuff that we're very comfortable. | 1.3310 | 0.05184 | 145 | 109 | 24 | 12 |
1181 | This used to be Miami Beach before the hurricane. | 1.3310 | 0.05091 | 145 | 108 | 26 | 11 |
1182 | Believe me. In a couple of days, you won’t even think of the office. | 1.3310 | 0.04383 | 145 | 103 | 37 | 5 |
1183 | You look beat. Take a little nap before I show you around. | 1.3310 | 0.04596 | 145 | 103 | 36 | 6 |
1184 | Dude,it's super casual Friday. | 1.3310 | 0.04899 | 145 | 106 | 30 | 9 |
1185 | Everything is great if you'd just stop reading the news. | 1.3309 | 0.05224 | 136 | 101 | 25 | 10 |
1186 | Cheer up. Everyday is a Saturday. | 1.3287 | 0.04413 | 143 | 100 | 39 | 4 |
1187 | Relax—I’ve heard nothing about rising sea levels all day! | 1.3287 | 0.04736 | 143 | 103 | 33 | 7 |
1188 | Glad you could make it, Sam. I'd like to talk estate planning. | 1.3287 | 0.05039 | 143 | 106 | 27 | 10 |
1189 | On this island I'm capital and you are labor | 1.3287 | 0.05039 | 143 | 106 | 27 | 10 |
1190 | I'd love a refill. | 1.3287 | 0.04940 | 143 | 105 | 29 | 9 |
1191 | With NO ACCESS to news reports you’ll soon be relaxed and happy like me! | 1.3287 | 0.05135 | 143 | 107 | 25 | 11 |
1192 | Well, this shoots the demographics to hell. | 1.3287 | 0.05230 | 143 | 108 | 23 | 12 |
1193 | Where's your mask, dude? | 1.3287 | 0.05135 | 143 | 107 | 25 | 11 |
1194 | Looks like you could use some refreshment | 1.3287 | 0.04940 | 143 | 105 | 29 | 9 |
1195 | Sorry about your plane, but this island's taken. | 1.3287 | 0.05039 | 143 | 106 | 27 | 10 |
1196 | I've been, like, off the grid since 2019, dude. What's new? | 1.3287 | 0.04736 | 143 | 103 | 33 | 7 |
1197 | I'll need to see your COVID test or you'll have to quarantine for two weeks - somewhere | 1.3287 | 0.04940 | 143 | 105 | 29 | 9 |
1198 | Smile....it's happy hour. | 1.3287 | 0.05135 | 143 | 107 | 25 | 11 |
1199 | Welcome to your Zoom background | 1.3287 | 0.05039 | 143 | 106 | 27 | 10 |
1200 | I’m quarantining. Please find another island. | 1.3287 | 0.05039 | 143 | 108 | 24 | 11 |
1201 | How long are you planning to stay? | 1.3287 | 0.04940 | 143 | 105 | 29 | 9 |
1202 | You have to self-isolate for two weeks. | 1.3287 | 0.05039 | 143 | 106 | 27 | 10 |
1203 | Why don’t you change your clothes and meet on the beach for cocktails? | 1.3287 | 0.05039 | 143 | 106 | 27 | 10 |
1204 | My big concern is sea level rise. | 1.3287 | 0.04631 | 143 | 102 | 35 | 6 |
1205 | Good idea! Let’s not look too relaxed working off-site. | 1.3287 | 0.04839 | 143 | 104 | 31 | 8 |
1206 | You’re a hard man to find Mr. Snowden | 1.3287 | 0.05230 | 143 | 108 | 23 | 12 |
1207 | Time shares still a tough sell? | 1.3287 | 0.04839 | 143 | 104 | 31 | 8 |
1208 | I’m here with your flood insurance check. | 1.3287 | 0.05039 | 143 | 106 | 27 | 10 |
1209 | I would offer you some but I've just had such a long day. | 1.3287 | 0.04839 | 143 | 104 | 31 | 8 |
1210 | Social distancing, dude! | 1.3287 | 0.04839 | 143 | 104 | 31 | 8 |
1211 | Hey! All this time I was thinking that it's your Zoom background! | 1.3287 | 0.05039 | 143 | 106 | 27 | 10 |
1212 | Remember that time you were asked the question, 'If you were stranded on an island with one person...' | 1.3287 | 0.04631 | 143 | 102 | 35 | 6 |
1213 | Welcome to 'working remotely'. | 1.3287 | 0.04839 | 143 | 104 | 31 | 8 |
1214 | I trade for them with the natives one island over. Just curious, what hat size are you? | 1.3287 | 0.04631 | 143 | 102 | 35 | 6 |
1215 | And what brings you here? | 1.3287 | 0.04839 | 143 | 104 | 31 | 8 |
1216 | This working from home thing does not get old! | 1.3287 | 0.04940 | 143 | 105 | 29 | 9 |
1217 | Do I look like a guy who wouldn’t file a form 114? | 1.3287 | 0.04940 | 143 | 105 | 29 | 9 |
1218 | Are you sure the invite read “casualty dress code”? | 1.3287 | 0.05230 | 143 | 108 | 23 | 12 |
1219 | So, how is the case going? | 1.3287 | 0.04940 | 143 | 105 | 29 | 9 |
1220 | I’m not complaining, but my coconut is half empty. | 1.3287 | 0.04631 | 143 | 102 | 35 | 6 |
1221 | Trust me, one long sip of this and you'll forget you were ever washed up. | 1.3287 | 0.05135 | 143 | 107 | 25 | 11 |
1222 | The action around here picks up after the tide goes out. | 1.3287 | 0.04940 | 143 | 105 | 29 | 9 |
1223 | Bob, didn't I tell you that we could do the quarterly, portfolio check-in by ZOOM? | 1.3287 | 0.04940 | 143 | 105 | 29 | 9 |
1224 | Look, it's no different back home. There's still the isolation and on top of that, you have to wear a mask. | 1.3287 | 0.04631 | 143 | 102 | 35 | 6 |
1225 | It’s been 5 years now, Marvin. Time for you to unpack and chill. | 1.3287 | 0.04940 | 143 | 105 | 29 | 9 |
1226 | It's 5:00 _here_. | 1.3287 | 0.05039 | 143 | 106 | 27 | 10 |
1227 | Other than the slow service, you’ll love it here.“ | 1.3287 | 0.04839 | 143 | 104 | 31 | 8 |
1228 | Still commuting? | 1.3287 | 0.04413 | 143 | 100 | 39 | 4 |
1229 | Just to be fair, if you socially distance now, I'll do it at low tide. | 1.3287 | 0.05039 | 143 | 106 | 27 | 10 |
1230 | Here's some more bad news, you just missed Happy Hour . | 1.3287 | 0.05230 | 143 | 108 | 23 | 12 |
1231 | If you're not selling little umbrellas, I'm not interested. | 1.3287 | 0.04940 | 143 | 105 | 29 | 9 |
1232 | Looking for hell? It's across the ocean. | 1.3287 | 0.04839 | 143 | 104 | 31 | 8 |
1233 | How was 2020? | 1.3287 | 0.04940 | 143 | 105 | 29 | 9 |
1234 | Nah. You just think you’re washed up. | 1.3287 | 0.05135 | 143 | 107 | 25 | 11 |
1235 | It'd make my day if you had a tiny bottle of rum in that briefcase. | 1.3287 | 0.05039 | 143 | 106 | 27 | 10 |
1236 | It’s called work life balance. | 1.3287 | 0.04524 | 143 | 101 | 37 | 5 |
1237 | My one rule is that visitors take their shoe off. | 1.3287 | 0.05039 | 143 | 106 | 27 | 10 |
1238 | You have been doing home office wrong all along. | 1.3287 | 0.04736 | 143 | 103 | 33 | 7 |
1239 | If you can’t arrive on time, you shouldn’t have accepted the position | 1.3287 | 0.04940 | 143 | 105 | 29 | 9 |
1240 | I admire your dedication but don’t think a person like myself would really need a timeshare. | 1.3274 | 0.05399 | 113 | 82 | 25 | 6 |
1241 | Sorry but the chair is mine | 1.3262 | 0.05181 | 141 | 106 | 24 | 11 |
1242 | Thanks, but I'm taking the "living abroad" exemption this year. | 1.3262 | 0.04774 | 141 | 102 | 32 | 7 |
1243 | You know, I’m in no mood to hear how rough your commute was. | 1.3262 | 0.04982 | 141 | 104 | 28 | 9 |
1244 | You want the tour? | 1.3262 | 0.05083 | 141 | 105 | 26 | 10 |
1245 | Are you here for the interview? | 1.3262 | 0.05278 | 141 | 107 | 22 | 12 |
1246 | On the other hand, you could just leave. | 1.3262 | 0.05181 | 141 | 106 | 24 | 11 |
1247 | I feel like the sharks should be a tax deduction since they’re my security. | 1.3262 | 0.04982 | 141 | 104 | 28 | 9 |
1248 | I get that six feet puts you in the water. | 1.3262 | 0.04879 | 141 | 103 | 30 | 8 |
1249 | Are you also a washed-up actor? | 1.3262 | 0.04982 | 141 | 104 | 28 | 9 |
1250 | I hope you brought ice. | 1.3262 | 0.04879 | 141 | 103 | 30 | 8 |
1251 | This is how you don't let Covid-19 destroy your life. | 1.3262 | 0.05278 | 141 | 107 | 22 | 12 |
1252 | Did you remember to pick up more rum? | 1.3262 | 0.04774 | 141 | 102 | 32 | 7 |
1253 | You can have the shade from noon to 2. That's when I do Tai Chi. | 1.3262 | 0.04879 | 141 | 103 | 30 | 8 |
1254 | I'm the ghost of climate change past ... | 1.3262 | 0.05278 | 141 | 107 | 22 | 12 |
1255 | Relax, you won’t be going back. | 1.3262 | 0.05083 | 141 | 105 | 26 | 10 |
1256 | You’re taking this whole, ‘how do we get off the island’ thing too seriously. | 1.3262 | 0.04774 | 141 | 102 | 32 | 7 |
1257 | Sorry mate, but you're on private property. | 1.3262 | 0.04982 | 141 | 104 | 28 | 9 |
1258 | So now my saying is - 'When life gives you coconuts' | 1.3262 | 0.04774 | 141 | 102 | 32 | 7 |
1259 | No sir, I'm the pool boy. The concierge is straight ahead. | 1.3262 | 0.04667 | 141 | 101 | 34 | 6 |
1260 | That suitcase better be full of cash. Pina Coladas are an arm and a leg here. | 1.3262 | 0.04774 | 141 | 102 | 32 | 7 |
1261 | I'm here to talk to you about your car's extended warranty. | 1.3262 | 0.05278 | 141 | 107 | 22 | 12 |
1262 | Welcome,it's Happy Hour. | 1.3262 | 0.05083 | 141 | 105 | 26 | 10 |
1263 | "I'll give you five minutes to freshen up before the interview." | 1.3262 | 0.04774 | 141 | 102 | 32 | 7 |
1264 | So help me God, I love how you sequester a jury. | 1.3262 | 0.05083 | 141 | 105 | 26 | 10 |
1265 | I really, really hope you have some aloe vera lotion. | 1.3262 | 0.05083 | 141 | 105 | 26 | 10 |
1266 | It hasn't been easy working from home either. Did you remember to pick up more parasols? | 1.3262 | 0.04879 | 141 | 103 | 30 | 8 |
1267 | It won't work. You look nothing like your photo. | 1.3262 | 0.04982 | 141 | 104 | 28 | 9 |
1268 | Sorry man, must have been a double booking. | 1.3262 | 0.04879 | 141 | 103 | 30 | 8 |
1269 | I’ve been working remotely here for 6 months. | 1.3262 | 0.05181 | 141 | 106 | 24 | 11 |
1270 | You’re so lucky that you can work from anywhere. | 1.3262 | 0.04879 | 141 | 103 | 30 | 8 |
1271 | Dude, ...You look like you could use a drink. | 1.3262 | 0.05083 | 141 | 105 | 26 | 10 |
1272 | And I thought the census was over! Okay, let's see... yes, one adult. That's it, see ya! | 1.3262 | 0.05181 | 141 | 106 | 24 | 11 |
1273 | You really gotta dress for the job you want my guy. | 1.3262 | 0.05181 | 141 | 106 | 24 | 11 |
1274 | Fridays are business casual. | 1.3237 | 0.05228 | 139 | 105 | 23 | 11 |
1275 | I used to be a lot like you. | 1.3237 | 0.04920 | 139 | 102 | 29 | 8 |
1276 | Hey, you never get a second chance to make a first impression. | 1.3237 | 0.05025 | 139 | 103 | 27 | 9 |
1277 | Acceptance, my friend, Acceptance. | 1.3237 | 0.04476 | 139 | 98 | 37 | 4 |
1278 | Look at it this way, you've been working your whole life to lay on a beach all day. | 1.3237 | 0.04813 | 139 | 101 | 31 | 7 |
1279 | Dude, is this like a Geico ad? | 1.3237 | 0.04813 | 139 | 101 | 31 | 7 |
1280 | Looks like somebody's got a case of the Mondays. | 1.3237 | 0.05025 | 139 | 103 | 27 | 9 |
1281 | Dude, you've got to be the change you want to see in the world. | 1.3237 | 0.05127 | 139 | 104 | 25 | 10 |
1282 | Congrats! You are at the right place with the wrong getup. | 1.3237 | 0.05327 | 139 | 106 | 21 | 12 |
1283 | Well, now you can finally use up those vacation days. | 1.3237 | 0.04920 | 139 | 102 | 29 | 8 |
1284 | Excuse me. This is a private island. | 1.3237 | 0.05228 | 139 | 105 | 23 | 11 |
1285 | What’d I miss? | 1.3237 | 0.04813 | 139 | 101 | 31 | 7 |
1286 | Do you mind if I call you Friday? | 1.3237 | 0.04920 | 139 | 102 | 29 | 8 |
1287 | What is this? A New Yorker cartoon? | 1.3237 | 0.05228 | 139 | 105 | 23 | 11 |
1288 | I notice you've stopped wearing that red hat you used to love so much. | 1.3237 | 0.05327 | 139 | 106 | 21 | 12 |
1289 | When would be a good time to go over these contracts? | 1.3237 | 0.05228 | 139 | 105 | 23 | 11 |
1290 | Oh, man . . . you just missed Happy Hour. | 1.3237 | 0.04920 | 139 | 102 | 29 | 8 |
1291 | You think you've had it rough pal? Wait till I hit you in head with this coconut. | 1.3237 | 0.05519 | 139 | 108 | 17 | 14 |
1292 | You think your day was bad. We're out of rum! | 1.3237 | 0.04813 | 139 | 101 | 31 | 7 |
1293 | Sorry, Pal, I'm already quarantining on this island. | 1.3237 | 0.04813 | 139 | 101 | 31 | 7 |
1294 | Welcome to Heaven . Looks like you went through Hell to get here. | 1.3237 | 0.04920 | 139 | 102 | 29 | 8 |
1295 | Let me guess. You’re a cup half empty kinda guy. | 1.3237 | 0.04591 | 139 | 99 | 35 | 5 |
1296 | What do you mean? I am working from home. | 1.3237 | 0.04920 | 139 | 102 | 29 | 8 |
1297 | Yes, even the crashes are better in first class. | 1.3237 | 0.05025 | 139 | 103 | 27 | 9 |
1298 | Mondays, am I right? | 1.3237 | 0.04476 | 139 | 98 | 37 | 4 |
1299 | I gotta say, this whole “working from home” thing really isn’t that bad. | 1.3237 | 0.04920 | 139 | 102 | 29 | 8 |
1300 | Do you have a reservation? | 1.3233 | 0.05068 | 133 | 98 | 27 | 8 |
1301 | Bro, I ordered that briefcase months ago. | 1.3233 | 0.05068 | 133 | 98 | 27 | 8 |
1302 | I was expecting you back in March! What happened? | 1.3233 | 0.05395 | 133 | 101 | 21 | 11 |
1303 | Sorry, this is the last one. | 1.3233 | 0.04955 | 133 | 97 | 29 | 7 |
1304 | I came to rescue you | 1.3233 | 0.05068 | 133 | 98 | 27 | 8 |
1305 | Dude, you look terrible. Have a sip. | 1.3233 | 0.05068 | 133 | 98 | 27 | 8 |
1306 | You're in better shape than last year's auditor. | 1.3233 | 0.05068 | 133 | 98 | 27 | 8 |
1307 | Have a sip before Jeeves runs your hot bath. You look all washed up. | 1.3233 | 0.04955 | 133 | 97 | 29 | 7 |
1308 | They say you owe $750. | 1.3233 | 0.05068 | 133 | 98 | 27 | 8 |
1309 | Please don't tell me you forgot to pick up ice again. | 1.3233 | 0.04955 | 133 | 97 | 29 | 7 |
1310 | I don't suppose you brought rum. | 1.3233 | 0.05068 | 133 | 98 | 27 | 8 |
1311 | It's all about who you know. | 1.3233 | 0.04838 | 133 | 96 | 31 | 6 |
1312 | So what’s it going to be, the red or blue straw? | 1.3233 | 0.05288 | 133 | 100 | 23 | 10 |
1313 | Congrats kid; Just getting here make you a front runner for the Personal Assistant position | 1.3214 | 0.05413 | 112 | 82 | 24 | 6 |
1314 | The whole world thinks I’m in the hospital. | 1.3212 | 0.05173 | 137 | 103 | 24 | 10 |
1315 | That’s close enough. | 1.3212 | 0.04852 | 137 | 100 | 30 | 7 |
1316 | I thought we decided on separate vacations. | 1.3212 | 0.05069 | 137 | 102 | 26 | 9 |
1317 | Looks like you gotta case of the Mondays my man | 1.3212 | 0.05069 | 137 | 102 | 26 | 9 |
1318 | And you said a folding chair suitcase was a dumb idea." | 1.3212 | 0.04962 | 137 | 101 | 28 | 8 |
1319 | if you thought getting here was difficult.... | 1.3212 | 0.04962 | 137 | 101 | 28 | 8 |
1320 | Well, someone finally responded to my help-wanted ad. | 1.3212 | 0.05069 | 137 | 102 | 26 | 9 |
1321 | You’ll get used to working remotely. | 1.3212 | 0.04962 | 137 | 101 | 28 | 8 |
1322 | You'll get used to it, but Amazon delivery is really slow here. | 1.3212 | 0.04962 | 137 | 101 | 28 | 8 |
1323 | TGIUF Thank God it’s you, Friday. | 1.3212 | 0.05173 | 137 | 103 | 24 | 10 |
1324 | Better order a double, it takes a bit of time... | 1.3212 | 0.05173 | 137 | 103 | 24 | 10 |
1325 | Ok, there are some drawbacks but at least we’re coronavirus free. | 1.3212 | 0.04740 | 137 | 99 | 32 | 6 |
1326 | Sorry, amigo. I told my guy to send me offshore accounts, not an offshore accountant. | 1.3212 | 0.05276 | 137 | 104 | 22 | 11 |
1327 | Anything happen this past year? | 1.3212 | 0.05069 | 137 | 102 | 26 | 9 |
1328 | Quarantine's just around the back. | 1.3212 | 0.05173 | 137 | 103 | 24 | 10 |
1329 | The thing is, I fell off a cruise ship, you fell out of an airliner. | 1.3212 | 0.05069 | 137 | 102 | 26 | 9 |
1330 | What memo?” | 1.3212 | 0.04852 | 137 | 100 | 30 | 7 |
1331 | New here? | 1.3212 | 0.05173 | 137 | 103 | 24 | 10 |
1332 | At least I won't be alone with a volley ball. | 1.3212 | 0.04740 | 137 | 99 | 32 | 6 |
1333 | You look like something the tide brought in. | 1.3212 | 0.04962 | 137 | 101 | 28 | 8 |
1334 | Check in time isn't until 3:00. You'll have to come back in four hours. | 1.3212 | 0.05069 | 137 | 102 | 26 | 9 |
1335 | You know, we do have a dress code. | 1.3212 | 0.04626 | 137 | 98 | 34 | 5 |
1336 | I traded that car for this island so don't need an extended warranty. | 1.3212 | 0.04852 | 137 | 100 | 30 | 7 |
1337 | Anything in the world, and you brought a briefcase? | 1.3212 | 0.04852 | 137 | 100 | 30 | 7 |
1338 | Ugh, you are SO dramatic. | 1.3212 | 0.04962 | 137 | 101 | 28 | 8 |
1339 | Sorry bro, but I'm gonna need you to quarantine for two weeks before you touch the coconuts. | 1.3212 | 0.04962 | 137 | 101 | 28 | 8 |
1340 | The flow brought me here and I'm going with it. | 1.3212 | 0.04852 | 137 | 100 | 30 | 7 |
1341 | Been nursing it for six months. | 1.3212 | 0.05069 | 137 | 102 | 26 | 9 |
1342 | Passing through? | 1.3212 | 0.05069 | 137 | 102 | 26 | 9 |
1343 | We'll have to share the straw, dude. | 1.3212 | 0.04852 | 137 | 100 | 30 | 7 |
1344 | It's called social distancing Gary. If you don't like your side of the island, then you should have gotten here earlier. | 1.3212 | 0.04852 | 137 | 100 | 30 | 7 |
1345 | Dude, you don't have to dress up when you work from home. | 1.3212 | 0.05069 | 137 | 102 | 26 | 9 |
1346 | I've got your mail-in ballot for you sir. | 1.3212 | 0.05069 | 137 | 102 | 26 | 9 |
1347 | I don't know if it was climate change or not, but this is the top of Mount Whitney. | 1.3212 | 0.05069 | 137 | 102 | 26 | 9 |
1348 | What do you think? Am I too tan? | 1.3212 | 0.04852 | 137 | 100 | 30 | 7 |
1349 | Lose that shoe, man. | 1.3212 | 0.05276 | 137 | 104 | 22 | 11 |
1350 | Still 2020, is it, bud? | 1.3212 | 0.05173 | 137 | 103 | 24 | 10 |
1351 | Man... 2020, am I right? | 1.3212 | 0.04962 | 137 | 101 | 28 | 8 |
1352 | Nuts, now I have to wear a mask. | 1.3212 | 0.04852 | 137 | 100 | 30 | 7 |
1353 | -so as my attorney, who do I sue? | 1.3212 | 0.05069 | 137 | 102 | 26 | 9 |
1354 | Hey, welcome! After your two-week quarantine, I'll show you where to catch some really big fish. | 1.3212 | 0.04962 | 137 | 101 | 28 | 8 |
1355 | It’s Friday, bud. You know. As in ‘casual.’ | 1.3212 | 0.04508 | 137 | 97 | 36 | 4 |
1356 | Hey, didn't you see the "No Solicitors" sign? | 1.3212 | 0.04740 | 137 | 99 | 32 | 6 |
1357 | You’ll never find my offshore accounts. | 1.3212 | 0.04740 | 137 | 99 | 32 | 6 |
1358 | Can't this wait until Monday? | 1.3212 | 0.04626 | 137 | 98 | 34 | 5 |
1359 | Trevor, you’re in my zoom background. | 1.3212 | 0.05069 | 137 | 102 | 26 | 9 |
1360 | Yeah, 2020 has been a great year here so far. How are things out there? | 1.3212 | 0.04852 | 137 | 100 | 30 | 7 |
1361 | The IRS, I presume? | 1.3212 | 0.04852 | 137 | 100 | 30 | 7 |
1362 | It looks like you’ve had a rough commute. Don’t worry; from now on, you’ll be working remotely. | 1.3212 | 0.04740 | 137 | 99 | 32 | 6 |
1363 | Anything new since 2016? | 1.3212 | 0.04852 | 137 | 100 | 30 | 7 |
1364 | Honestly man, I feel like this is a sign from the universe to slow down and appreciate life | 1.3212 | 0.04852 | 137 | 100 | 30 | 7 |
1365 | Don’t tell me. You forgot to update google maps... | 1.3212 | 0.05069 | 137 | 102 | 26 | 9 |
1366 | Once you get used to no Wi-Fi, it's not such a bad place. | 1.3206 | 0.04503 | 131 | 92 | 36 | 3 |
1367 | If you want organic, swim over to the next island. | 1.3206 | 0.04757 | 131 | 94 | 32 | 5 |
1368 | I'd offer you one but it seems this is the last coconut. | 1.3206 | 0.05114 | 131 | 97 | 26 | 8 |
1369 | Tom Hanks! You had the COVID, you can't stay here bro. | 1.3206 | 0.05114 | 131 | 97 | 26 | 8 |
1370 | You’re the first accountant to make it through these shark infested waters | 1.3206 | 0.04757 | 131 | 94 | 32 | 5 |
1371 | Dr. Living-no-stone-unturned, I presume? | 1.3206 | 0.04757 | 131 | 94 | 32 | 5 |
1372 | American, huh? | 1.3206 | 0.04998 | 131 | 96 | 28 | 7 |
1373 | Welcome, buddy. Sorry there is only one chair. | 1.3206 | 0.05338 | 131 | 99 | 22 | 10 |
1374 | Sorry you made the trip but I already completed my census. | 1.3206 | 0.05114 | 131 | 97 | 26 | 8 |
1375 | I call it Cannibal Key. It's unknown to tourists. | 1.3206 | 0.05338 | 131 | 99 | 22 | 10 |
1376 | Hey, Mike. You're an hour late. | 1.3206 | 0.05114 | 131 | 97 | 26 | 8 |
1377 | Look, I know what your climate data says but I am finding it hard to see the downside to be honest. | 1.3206 | 0.05227 | 131 | 98 | 24 | 9 |
1378 | Trust me, this Zoom background is the safest place you can be right now. | 1.3206 | 0.04998 | 131 | 96 | 28 | 7 |
1379 | Sorry, Dude, I've changed my mind about that policy. | 1.3206 | 0.05338 | 131 | 99 | 22 | 10 |
1380 | Don't believe in life insurance but I'd kill for a reliable liquor delivery service! | 1.3206 | 0.04998 | 131 | 96 | 28 | 7 |
1381 | I need your opinion on how to socially distant my assets from the IRS. | 1.3206 | 0.05447 | 131 | 100 | 20 | 11 |
1382 | 2020 meets 2019. | 1.3206 | 0.05227 | 131 | 98 | 24 | 9 |
1383 | Don't let it dominate your life. | 1.3206 | 0.05114 | 131 | 97 | 26 | 8 |
1384 | Do you know how hard is was to find a little umbrella on this little island? | 1.3206 | 0.05114 | 131 | 97 | 26 | 8 |
1385 | Sorry, dude. First come, first serve. | 1.3206 | 0.04998 | 131 | 96 | 28 | 7 |
1386 | Don't worry, I'll share. I added two scoops of Collagen Peptides today. | 1.3206 | 0.05114 | 131 | 97 | 26 | 8 |
1387 | I didn’t know you had a job interview today. | 1.3206 | 0.04503 | 131 | 92 | 36 | 3 |
1388 | You can either stress about it, or you can wait for the coconut guy to come around 2. | 1.3206 | 0.04757 | 131 | 94 | 32 | 5 |
1389 | The plane crash convention is two islands over. | 1.3206 | 0.04879 | 131 | 95 | 30 | 6 |
1390 | Tom Hanks had his methods and I have mine. | 1.3206 | 0.05227 | 131 | 98 | 24 | 9 |
1391 | Welcome to the new normal. | 1.3206 | 0.04879 | 131 | 95 | 30 | 6 |
1392 | This is how I self isolate. | 1.3206 | 0.04879 | 131 | 95 | 30 | 6 |
1393 | We recycle here! | 1.3206 | 0.04879 | 131 | 95 | 30 | 6 |
1394 | Yeah, thanks for stopping by! I’d like to cancel my car and homeowners insurance policy. Coconut? | 1.3206 | 0.04998 | 131 | 96 | 28 | 7 |
1395 | What a story. How about another rum punch? | 1.3206 | 0.04998 | 131 | 96 | 28 | 7 |
1396 | It’s a bit salty, but I didn’t have much to work with. | 1.3206 | 0.04998 | 131 | 96 | 28 | 7 |
1397 | Dude, you look like you need a pina colada. | 1.3206 | 0.05114 | 131 | 97 | 26 | 8 |
1398 | How's it going? Good day at work? | 1.3206 | 0.05114 | 131 | 97 | 26 | 8 |
1399 | And you said he'd be a bad president for the working man! | 1.3206 | 0.05227 | 131 | 98 | 24 | 9 |
1400 | A cocktail before the audit? | 1.3206 | 0.04757 | 131 | 94 | 32 | 5 |
1401 | I told you man, you should have invested in bitcoin. | 1.3206 | 0.04757 | 131 | 94 | 32 | 5 |
1402 | You really should have taken the blue pill, my friend. | 1.3206 | 0.05338 | 131 | 99 | 22 | 10 |
1403 | Here, take my drink, you need it more than I do. | 1.3206 | 0.04879 | 131 | 95 | 30 | 6 |
1404 | Be a dear and freshen this up for me? | 1.3206 | 0.04998 | 131 | 96 | 28 | 7 |
1405 | They'll find us. I haven't paid my NPR pledge yet. | 1.3206 | 0.04998 | 131 | 96 | 28 | 7 |
1406 | let's just enjoy the last day of summer | 1.3206 | 0.04757 | 131 | 94 | 32 | 5 |
1407 | Prove to me you want the job more than the other candidates | 1.3206 | 0.05114 | 131 | 97 | 26 | 8 |
1408 | Put a pin in that thought; move to the other end of the island, and get back to me in 14 days | 1.3206 | 0.04757 | 131 | 94 | 32 | 5 |
1409 | Chill out, man. He's still Wilson; he's just had a makeover. | 1.3206 | 0.04998 | 131 | 96 | 28 | 7 |
1410 | We work from anywhere now | 1.3206 | 0.04879 | 131 | 95 | 30 | 6 |
1411 | Oh sweet! I'll have another one. Thanks! | 1.3206 | 0.04998 | 131 | 96 | 28 | 7 |
1412 | ‘They say it helps to keep your routine’ | 1.3206 | 0.05114 | 131 | 97 | 26 | 8 |
1413 | Ok, OK! I’ll fill out your stupid census form! | 1.3206 | 0.05447 | 131 | 100 | 20 | 11 |
1414 | Tax Immunity and Great Outdoors! | 1.3206 | 0.04879 | 131 | 95 | 30 | 6 |
1415 | What? I’m a non-essential worker. | 1.3206 | 0.05114 | 131 | 97 | 26 | 8 |
1416 | You’re blocking my sun. | 1.3185 | 0.05004 | 135 | 100 | 27 | 8 |
1417 | Welcome, has anything gotten better? | 1.3185 | 0.04778 | 135 | 98 | 31 | 6 |
1418 | Six feet away, sport | 1.3185 | 0.04778 | 135 | 98 | 31 | 6 |
1419 | No shoe, no service | 1.3185 | 0.04893 | 135 | 99 | 29 | 7 |
1420 | At the meeting, you suggested more private meeting spaces and casual Fridays. Well, it's Friday. | 1.3185 | 0.04778 | 135 | 98 | 31 | 6 |
1421 | We can't both be influencers. | 1.3185 | 0.05004 | 135 | 100 | 27 | 8 |
1422 | I believe your package also included a welcoming rum cocktail. | 1.3185 | 0.04541 | 135 | 96 | 35 | 4 |
1423 | I think you’ll enjoy this quarantine! | 1.3185 | 0.04418 | 135 | 95 | 37 | 3 |
1424 | Hard day at the office honey? | 1.3185 | 0.05221 | 135 | 102 | 23 | 10 |
1425 | Pitch the shoe. You won't be needing it. | 1.3185 | 0.04893 | 135 | 99 | 29 | 7 |
1426 | Okay, let me see you make a boat out of your briefcase. | 1.3162 | 0.05100 | 117 | 85 | 27 | 5 |
1427 | So yeah, it's just the one chair | 1.3158 | 0.05160 | 133 | 100 | 24 | 9 |
1428 | Have a sip as I remind you that the IRS has no jurisdiction on this island. | 1.3158 | 0.04817 | 133 | 97 | 30 | 6 |
1429 | Don't tell me; you chose tour plan B. | 1.3158 | 0.04934 | 133 | 98 | 28 | 7 |
1430 | Bad timing man...this is the last one. | 1.3158 | 0.05048 | 133 | 99 | 26 | 8 |
1431 | Did you remember the ice? | 1.3158 | 0.05048 | 133 | 99 | 26 | 8 |
1432 | Now that you're here, I could use a refill. | 1.3158 | 0.05584 | 133 | 104 | 16 | 13 |
1433 | The island is six feet so it's not safe for you to stay. | 1.3158 | 0.04697 | 133 | 96 | 32 | 5 |
1434 | Did I mention there's not a hotspot here? | 1.3158 | 0.05048 | 133 | 99 | 26 | 8 |
1435 | Rough flight ehh? | 1.3158 | 0.05160 | 133 | 100 | 24 | 9 |
1436 | Thank God you're here. This paper straw is in tatters. | 1.3158 | 0.05048 | 133 | 99 | 26 | 8 |
1437 | Great place! No closures due to COVID. | 1.3158 | 0.05481 | 133 | 103 | 18 | 12 |
1438 | Yeah, my secret is not sweating the small stuff! | 1.3158 | 0.04934 | 133 | 98 | 28 | 7 |
1439 | Sorry, I haven’t seen anyone named Wilson | 1.3158 | 0.05160 | 133 | 100 | 24 | 9 |
1440 | I’ve accepted the new normal. | 1.3158 | 0.04934 | 133 | 98 | 28 | 7 |
1441 | New guy gets the refills | 1.3158 | 0.05160 | 133 | 100 | 24 | 9 |
1442 | Since I’ve started drinking coconut water a day ago my Covid has, like, gone away | 1.3158 | 0.04817 | 133 | 97 | 30 | 6 |
1443 | You are welcome to stay, Dude. But you have to wear a mask and stay 6 feet away from me for 2 weeks. | 1.3125 | 0.05291 | 128 | 97 | 22 | 9 |
1444 | Hi Larry, thanks for coming down. I hope you didn't have too much trouble finding the place. | 1.3125 | 0.05173 | 128 | 96 | 24 | 8 |
1445 | Sorry . Can't talk about my taxes - I am in quarantine for hopefully 4 more years. | 1.3125 | 0.05406 | 128 | 98 | 20 | 10 |
1446 | I’m getting wrecked today too. | 1.3125 | 0.04803 | 128 | 93 | 30 | 5 |
1447 | You could use a new tie. How about a Mai Tai? | 1.3125 | 0.04929 | 128 | 94 | 28 | 6 |
1448 | Sorry, wrong ocean, you want the Pacific. | 1.3125 | 0.05291 | 128 | 97 | 22 | 9 |
1449 | Always look for the silver lining bro. | 1.3125 | 0.05406 | 128 | 98 | 20 | 10 |
1450 | ... but the bad news is I have the virus | 1.3125 | 0.05053 | 128 | 95 | 26 | 7 |
1451 | Dude, Mai Tai is looking a lot better than your tie. | 1.3125 | 0.05291 | 128 | 97 | 22 | 9 |
1452 | It's cool, I'm asymptomatic or whatever. | 1.3125 | 0.05291 | 128 | 97 | 22 | 9 |
1453 | I just kept my expenses down, saved for years, and then finally left the rat race...but enough about me...What brings you to paradise? | 1.3125 | 0.05173 | 128 | 96 | 24 | 8 |
1454 | You'll Get the Hang of It. | 1.3125 | 0.05518 | 128 | 99 | 18 | 11 |
1455 | You’re not from around here, are you? | 1.3125 | 0.04803 | 128 | 93 | 30 | 5 |
1456 | Glad I'm not in your shoe anymore. | 1.3125 | 0.05518 | 128 | 99 | 18 | 11 |
1457 | Welcome - to MY little piece of heaven. | 1.3125 | 0.05053 | 128 | 95 | 26 | 7 |
1458 | Live a little | 1.3125 | 0.05291 | 128 | 97 | 22 | 9 |
1459 | Dropped in for a drink after work? Any limes in that briefcase? | 1.3125 | 0.04540 | 128 | 91 | 34 | 3 |
1460 | Are you escaping my wife too? | 1.3125 | 0.05053 | 128 | 95 | 26 | 7 |
1461 | Dude, what happened to the regular DoorDash guy? | 1.3125 | 0.04929 | 128 | 94 | 28 | 6 |
1462 | It's been 620 days, at least take the tie off, | 1.3125 | 0.04929 | 128 | 94 | 28 | 6 |
1463 | I hope you have some SP15 in that suitcase. | 1.3125 | 0.04929 | 128 | 97 | 24 | 7 |
1464 | I know you're not real, but I've had a hard day and could really use a drink. | 1.3125 | 0.04929 | 128 | 94 | 28 | 6 |
1465 | Could you say tax evasion just a little louder?... | 1.3125 | 0.05173 | 128 | 96 | 24 | 8 |
1466 | You'll have to leave. I am social distancing. | 1.3125 | 0.05053 | 128 | 95 | 26 | 7 |
1467 | Six feet away please. | 1.3125 | 0.05173 | 128 | 96 | 24 | 8 |
1468 | Dude ! How did you manage not to even get wet ? | 1.3125 | 0.05053 | 128 | 95 | 26 | 7 |
1469 | Yeah, it’s a bitch - no rum. | 1.3125 | 0.05053 | 128 | 95 | 26 | 7 |
1470 | Hey man, I think you lost your shoe. | 1.3125 | 0.05406 | 128 | 98 | 20 | 10 |
1471 | Your Mai Tai is here and the General Tsao's Chicken is on it's way." | 1.3125 | 0.04803 | 128 | 93 | 30 | 5 |
1472 | I’m from the IRS. | 1.3125 | 0.05406 | 128 | 98 | 20 | 10 |
1473 | Sorry, but this island is taken. | 1.3125 | 0.05053 | 128 | 95 | 26 | 7 |
1474 | I hope that briefcase has limes in it. | 1.3125 | 0.04803 | 128 | 93 | 30 | 5 |
1475 | It's 5 O'Clock somewhere, and we must be somewhere. | 1.3125 | 0.05173 | 128 | 96 | 24 | 8 |
1476 | Sorry, man. This is the last one. | 1.3125 | 0.04540 | 128 | 91 | 34 | 3 |
1477 | You're welcome to join me, after you quarantine for 14 days | 1.3125 | 0.04929 | 128 | 94 | 28 | 6 |
1478 | No, you're my hallucination! | 1.3125 | 0.04929 | 128 | 94 | 28 | 6 |
1479 | Dude, it's all in the attitude! | 1.3125 | 0.05291 | 128 | 97 | 22 | 9 |
1480 | Hey, I appreciate your effort but I'm going to stick with term policy. | 1.3125 | 0.04673 | 128 | 92 | 32 | 4 |
1481 | Yeah, first class was good. How was coach? | 1.3125 | 0.05291 | 128 | 97 | 22 | 9 |
1482 | You really need to re-evaluate your priorities, dude. | 1.3125 | 0.05053 | 128 | 95 | 26 | 7 |
1483 | Name's Wilson. | 1.3125 | 0.05406 | 128 | 98 | 20 | 10 |
1484 | You should have started a YouTube Channel instead of going to college. | 1.3125 | 0.04673 | 128 | 92 | 32 | 4 |
1485 | Its just a cartoon. So enjoy! | 1.3125 | 0.05291 | 128 | 97 | 22 | 9 |
1486 | Have you considered flood insurance? | 1.3125 | 0.05173 | 128 | 96 | 24 | 8 |
1487 | She won, right? | 1.3125 | 0.05053 | 128 | 95 | 26 | 7 |
1488 | Before you ask me, there are no umbrellas left. | 1.3125 | 0.05173 | 128 | 96 | 24 | 8 |
1489 | Do you want to be in my bubble? | 1.3125 | 0.05053 | 128 | 95 | 26 | 7 |
1490 | Per local ordinance, I will need you to remain on that side of the island for the next 14 days. | 1.3125 | 0.05173 | 128 | 96 | 24 | 8 |
1491 | I may be the 'cool' boss, but late is late. | 1.3125 | 0.05053 | 128 | 95 | 26 | 7 |
1492 | It’s a marathon, not a sprint | 1.3125 | 0.04929 | 128 | 94 | 28 | 6 |
1493 | Look, I don't care who you are. This one's taken. | 1.3125 | 0.05053 | 128 | 95 | 26 | 7 |
1494 | You’d better have a long charging cable in that briefcase | 1.3125 | 0.05291 | 128 | 97 | 22 | 9 |
1495 | Technically, I've already been served. | 1.3125 | 0.05173 | 128 | 96 | 24 | 8 |
1496 | Is that really what you were wearing when the boat sank? | 1.3125 | 0.04673 | 128 | 92 | 32 | 4 |
1497 | I’m sorry Dave, but I’ve been talking with some of the other guys and we just don’t think you fit in with the company culture | 1.3125 | 0.05053 | 128 | 95 | 26 | 7 |
1498 | Wonderful, let’s put your massage table to use | 1.3125 | 0.04673 | 128 | 92 | 32 | 4 |
1499 | All this for a fancy Zoom background? | 1.3125 | 0.05173 | 128 | 96 | 24 | 8 |
1500 | Oh, hey Wilson. | 1.3125 | 0.05053 | 128 | 95 | 26 | 7 |
1501 | US Census? Really? | 1.3119 | 0.05483 | 109 | 81 | 22 | 6 |
1502 | High tide at 4:00 | 1.3095 | 0.04972 | 126 | 93 | 27 | 6 |
1503 | Nevermind, I decided I don't want to buy insurance. | 1.3095 | 0.04972 | 126 | 93 | 27 | 6 |
1504 | You weren’t cool in middle school and this desert island changes nothing. | 1.3095 | 0.04709 | 126 | 91 | 31 | 4 |
1505 | I just got dropped off by the tour boat for a two-hour ‘Solo Island Experience.’ How about you? | 1.3095 | 0.04842 | 126 | 92 | 29 | 5 |
1506 | Shirt. Tie. No service. | 1.3095 | 0.05221 | 126 | 95 | 23 | 8 |
1507 | Is your coconut half empty or half full?" | 1.3095 | 0.04709 | 126 | 91 | 31 | 4 |
1508 | For the thousandth time, I do not need any insurance!! | 1.3095 | 0.05221 | 126 | 95 | 23 | 8 |
1509 | It pays to go first class. | 1.3095 | 0.05221 | 126 | 95 | 23 | 8 |
1510 | One man's desolation is another man's vacation. | 1.3095 | 0.04972 | 126 | 93 | 27 | 6 |
1511 | I just googled, 'promo code for private island' and -- voila! | 1.3095 | 0.05341 | 126 | 96 | 21 | 9 |
1512 | I think you've come to the wrong desert island. | 1.3095 | 0.05098 | 126 | 94 | 25 | 7 |
1513 | Nice briefcase you idiot. You should've been shipwrecked with a lawn chair like me. | 1.3095 | 0.04972 | 126 | 93 | 27 | 6 |
1514 | It's fermented fish and rainwater. The bad news is we have to share the shot-nut and straw. | 1.3095 | 0.05459 | 126 | 97 | 19 | 10 |
1515 | I'd like another, please | 1.3095 | 0.04709 | 126 | 91 | 31 | 4 |
1516 | Downside: the food isn't very good Upside: it is all you can eat! | 1.3095 | 0.05221 | 126 | 95 | 23 | 8 |
1517 | How long is your commute? | 1.3095 | 0.05459 | 126 | 97 | 19 | 10 |
1518 | Thanks for coming with my approval of your raise to sign, but I signed it and left it with Karen in the office before leaving. Didn't you get the message? | 1.3095 | 0.05221 | 126 | 95 | 23 | 8 |
1519 | Well, as you can see, I am no longer in need of your retirement projections. | 1.3095 | 0.04972 | 126 | 93 | 27 | 6 |
1520 | Wasn't your fantasy always about being stranded on an island with a gorgeous blonde? | 1.3095 | 0.04972 | 126 | 93 | 27 | 6 |
1521 | And that's why a free market system is so unsustainable, even in a truly capitalist society. Anyway, want a sip? | 1.3095 | 0.04842 | 126 | 92 | 29 | 5 |
1522 | I wish you’d have brought some rum | 1.3095 | 0.04972 | 126 | 93 | 27 | 6 |
1523 | Why wouldn't I be relaxed? Only place left that's COVID free! | 1.3095 | 0.05221 | 126 | 95 | 23 | 8 |
1524 | See you got the Casual Friday memo. | 1.3095 | 0.05098 | 126 | 94 | 25 | 7 |
1525 | Look at the bright side ... the chances of us getting COVID-19 are minimal. | 1.3095 | 0.05098 | 126 | 94 | 25 | 7 |
1526 | I'm here to read your father's last will and testament | 1.3095 | 0.05574 | 126 | 98 | 17 | 11 |
1527 | Like I always said, the key to happiness is staying hydrated. | 1.3095 | 0.05221 | 126 | 95 | 23 | 8 |
1528 | Do you happen to have a lime? | 1.3095 | 0.05098 | 126 | 94 | 25 | 7 |
1529 | Where do you see yourself in five years? | 1.3095 | 0.04972 | 126 | 93 | 27 | 6 |
1530 | Sorry, you can't stay. This island isn't big enough for social distancing. | 1.3095 | 0.05341 | 126 | 96 | 21 | 9 |
1531 | Did you see my text? We need milk. | 1.3095 | 0.05221 | 126 | 95 | 23 | 8 |
1532 | No man, not an island. I'm more of an isthmus.” | 1.3095 | 0.04709 | 126 | 91 | 31 | 4 |
1533 | I'm loving this 'working from home' thing | 1.3095 | 0.04842 | 126 | 92 | 29 | 5 |
1534 | Dude, you just missed last call. | 1.3095 | 0.04572 | 126 | 90 | 33 | 3 |
1535 | Don’t be afraid of the desert island. Don’t let it dominate your life. | 1.3095 | 0.05221 | 126 | 95 | 23 | 8 |
1536 | Guess you didn't hear. A tie is no longer required. | 1.3095 | 0.05221 | 126 | 95 | 23 | 8 |
1537 | It's not Wall Street, but it is occupied. | 1.3095 | 0.05098 | 126 | 94 | 25 | 7 |
1538 | You're standing in my sun, dude. | 1.3095 | 0.05221 | 126 | 95 | 23 | 8 |
1539 | Sorry, Chap. You had to have been 1st Class to enter the VIP lounge. | 1.3095 | 0.05098 | 126 | 94 | 25 | 7 |
1540 | I'm taking a personal day. | 1.3095 | 0.05459 | 126 | 97 | 19 | 10 |
1541 | Dude, if you were on a boat with a tie and a briefcase, you deserve to be shipwrecked. And no, you may not call my coconut ´Wilson.' | 1.3095 | 0.04972 | 126 | 93 | 27 | 6 |
1542 | Your problem is you don't know how to relax. | 1.3095 | 0.05098 | 126 | 94 | 25 | 7 |
1543 | Palm tree fake. Coconut fake. Suntan fake. It’s all fake. Is that news to you? | 1.3095 | 0.05341 | 126 | 96 | 21 | 9 |
1544 | Unless your firm offers flood insurance, it’s a hard pass. | 1.3095 | 0.04972 | 126 | 93 | 27 | 6 |
1545 | Are you here for the 2020 Fyre Fest too? | 1.3095 | 0.05221 | 126 | 95 | 23 | 8 |
1546 | Dude, the scavenger hunt was over last week... | 1.3095 | 0.04842 | 126 | 92 | 29 | 5 |
1547 | Dude! I call it my "I'm glad I'm here instead of in America" drink. | 1.3095 | 0.05098 | 126 | 94 | 25 | 7 |
1548 | Didn't you get my email? | 1.3095 | 0.04972 | 126 | 93 | 27 | 6 |
1549 | You need to unwind, a little bit, man. | 1.3095 | 0.05098 | 126 | 94 | 25 | 7 |
1550 | No WiFi Bro. Chill. | 1.3095 | 0.05098 | 126 | 94 | 25 | 7 |
1551 | I traded the internet for mermaid visiting privileges ? | 1.3095 | 0.04709 | 126 | 91 | 31 | 4 |
1552 | Hey... being washed up isn’t so bad. | 1.3095 | 0.05459 | 126 | 97 | 19 | 10 |
1553 | just leave it by the tree. I'll tip you in the app | 1.3095 | 0.04709 | 126 | 91 | 31 | 4 |
1554 | The weather is here, I wish you were beautiful. | 1.3095 | 0.04972 | 126 | 93 | 27 | 6 |
1555 | It's a different kind of stimulus. | 1.3095 | 0.05221 | 126 | 95 | 23 | 8 |
1556 | The only rule on this island is to stay six feet apart. | 1.3095 | 0.04572 | 126 | 90 | 33 | 3 |
1557 | The real mirage was your promotion. | 1.3095 | 0.05341 | 126 | 96 | 21 | 9 |
1558 | It's reverse college, man- arrive an accountant, leave a lifeguard. | 1.3095 | 0.05098 | 126 | 94 | 25 | 7 |
1559 | I said coconut. What’s covid? | 1.3095 | 0.05459 | 126 | 97 | 19 | 10 |
1560 | You know very well it takes both of us to make our economy work. | 1.3095 | 0.05098 | 126 | 94 | 25 | 7 |
1561 | You'll need your own chair. | 1.3095 | 0.05098 | 126 | 94 | 25 | 7 |
1562 | Way to ruin my quarantine, dude. | 1.3095 | 0.05341 | 126 | 96 | 21 | 9 |
1563 | I thought they voted you off the island. | 1.3095 | 0.05098 | 126 | 94 | 25 | 7 |
1564 | Oh good, someone got my accounting questions in a bottle. | 1.3095 | 0.04842 | 126 | 92 | 29 | 5 |
1565 | Appreciate the house call, but I’m gettin mucho vitamin D as is. | 1.3095 | 0.05098 | 126 | 94 | 25 | 7 |
1566 | I told you last time, I don't need any. | 1.3095 | 0.05098 | 126 | 94 | 25 | 7 |
1567 | Welcome to the 1% | 1.3095 | 0.05221 | 126 | 95 | 23 | 8 |
1568 | Dude, your biggest concern is sunscreen. | 1.3095 | 0.05098 | 126 | 94 | 25 | 7 |
1569 | Sorry you made the trip, but I already mailed in my census form! | 1.3095 | 0.04842 | 126 | 92 | 29 | 5 |
1570 | I hope that’s the rum I ordered. | 1.3095 | 0.05098 | 126 | 94 | 25 | 7 |
1571 | I told you putting all that time in would get you nowhere. | 1.3095 | 0.05098 | 126 | 94 | 25 | 7 |
1572 | Can I get a refill? | 1.3095 | 0.04972 | 126 | 93 | 27 | 6 |
1573 | Did you get the liquor license? | 1.3095 | 0.04972 | 126 | 93 | 27 | 6 |
1574 | Census, shamensus, sit down and have a drink! | 1.3095 | 0.05098 | 126 | 94 | 25 | 7 |
1575 | You must be new here. | 1.3095 | 0.05341 | 126 | 96 | 21 | 9 |
1576 | Want a drink? They come with these fancy umbrellas. | 1.3095 | 0.05221 | 126 | 95 | 23 | 8 |
1577 | Hey..where am I? I've been trying to get home from work since March." | 1.3095 | 0.05221 | 126 | 95 | 23 | 8 |
1578 | You the new bartender I asked for? | 1.3095 | 0.04972 | 126 | 93 | 27 | 6 |
1579 | I guess I'm a glass half full kind of guy. | 1.3095 | 0.04842 | 126 | 92 | 29 | 5 |
1580 | It takes awhile, but you'll get used to remote working too. | 1.3095 | 0.04972 | 126 | 93 | 27 | 6 |
1581 | I hear you're the best lawyer in three atolls | 1.3095 | 0.04842 | 126 | 92 | 29 | 5 |
1582 | You're just in time for happy hour. | 1.3095 | 0.05098 | 126 | 94 | 25 | 7 |
1583 | Sorry Dude. First one here get's the lounge chair. | 1.3095 | 0.05098 | 126 | 94 | 25 | 7 |
1584 | I'm on a time share - you? | 1.3095 | 0.04972 | 126 | 93 | 27 | 6 |
1585 | Sorry it was the last straw... | 1.3095 | 0.04842 | 126 | 92 | 29 | 5 |
1586 | Dude, you're ruining the vibe here... | 1.3095 | 0.04842 | 126 | 92 | 29 | 5 |
1587 | Tough year? | 1.3095 | 0.05098 | 126 | 94 | 25 | 7 |
1588 | Last coconut. What’s in the suitcase? | 1.3095 | 0.05459 | 126 | 97 | 19 | 10 |
1589 | Okay, so this is not Margaritaville? | 1.3095 | 0.05221 | 126 | 95 | 23 | 8 |
1590 | I’m the ghost of corporate past. | 1.3095 | 0.04842 | 126 | 92 | 29 | 5 |
1591 | This must be your first day working from home. Don’t worry - it gets easier. | 1.3095 | 0.04972 | 126 | 93 | 27 | 6 |
1592 | If you get any closer, I'm going to have to ask you to wear your mask. | 1.3095 | 0.05098 | 126 | 94 | 25 | 7 |
1593 | You will get to where I am at, if you just work hard enough | 1.3095 | 0.05098 | 126 | 94 | 25 | 7 |
1594 | Anything new back on the mainland? | 1.3095 | 0.05341 | 126 | 96 | 21 | 9 |
1595 | Bodaciously old school get up, dude! You're just in time for "Happy Hour." | 1.3095 | 0.05221 | 126 | 95 | 23 | 8 |
1596 | Sydney, relax! The 'Coconut Umbrella Drink Coalition' is killing 'em in the Off Shore Moderate Palm Tree Island States!" | 1.3095 | 0.05797 | 126 | 100 | 13 | 13 |
1597 | Sorry, dude. This is the last coconut. | 1.3095 | 0.04972 | 126 | 93 | 27 | 6 |
1598 | Did you bring my absentee ballot? | 1.3095 | 0.04972 | 126 | 93 | 27 | 6 |
1599 | Sorry, bro. I don’t hire washed-up agents. | 1.3095 | 0.05221 | 126 | 95 | 23 | 8 |
1600 | You may want to slip into something more comfortable. | 1.3095 | 0.05221 | 126 | 95 | 23 | 8 |
1601 | I told you that commute is murder! | 1.3095 | 0.04972 | 126 | 93 | 27 | 6 |
1602 | I hope you're gender fluid. | 1.3095 | 0.05341 | 126 | 96 | 21 | 9 |
1603 | I’m not sure if there is a USB on the island. | 1.3095 | 0.05221 | 126 | 95 | 23 | 8 |
1604 | This is first. Economy's desert island is about 2 miles that way. | 1.3095 | 0.04972 | 126 | 93 | 27 | 6 |
1605 | Fellah, you are what I would call a First World problem. | 1.3095 | 0.05221 | 126 | 95 | 23 | 8 |
1606 | I hope you mailed in your ballot already. | 1.3095 | 0.05098 | 126 | 94 | 25 | 7 |
1607 | Boat passes every week. But is it really being rescued? | 1.3095 | 0.04972 | 126 | 93 | 27 | 6 |
1608 | Personally, I think sticking to your normal routine is bumming you out. | 1.3095 | 0.04842 | 126 | 92 | 29 | 5 |
1609 | what are you doing here? I sent you a message in a bottle that the convention was cancelled. | 1.3095 | 0.05221 | 126 | 95 | 23 | 8 |
1610 | Dude, this is a civilization-free zone. | 1.3095 | 0.05341 | 126 | 96 | 21 | 9 |
1611 | The internship is unpaid, but at least you're on an island. | 1.3095 | 0.04972 | 126 | 93 | 27 | 6 |
1612 | Last call. | 1.3095 | 0.05098 | 126 | 94 | 25 | 7 |
1613 | I knew we’d meet again. | 1.3095 | 0.04972 | 126 | 93 | 27 | 6 |
1614 | So those airplane flotation devices really do the job. | 1.3095 | 0.04709 | 126 | 91 | 31 | 4 |
1615 | You do know of course,your arrival means fourteen days of self- quarantine. | 1.3095 | 0.05221 | 126 | 95 | 23 | 8 |
1616 | The good news is: This a real plastic straw. | 1.3095 | 0.05341 | 126 | 96 | 21 | 9 |
1617 | Ah, my accountant! | 1.3095 | 0.05341 | 126 | 96 | 21 | 9 |
1618 | No, it’s the last one. | 1.3095 | 0.04709 | 126 | 91 | 31 | 4 |
1619 | So this is what first class is like | 1.3095 | 0.05341 | 126 | 96 | 21 | 9 |
1620 | Got any ice in there? | 1.3095 | 0.05459 | 126 | 97 | 19 | 10 |
1621 | First class does have it's advantages. | 1.3095 | 0.05221 | 126 | 95 | 23 | 8 |
1622 | Ah, finally! I would really like a refill. | 1.3095 | 0.04972 | 126 | 93 | 27 | 6 |
1623 | Well, I do have to put on a shirt for the Zoom meetings... | 1.3095 | 0.05098 | 126 | 94 | 25 | 7 |
1624 | Relax! It is what it is! | 1.3095 | 0.04842 | 126 | 92 | 29 | 5 |
1625 | Just waiting out the pandemic myself, and what brings you here? | 1.3095 | 0.05341 | 126 | 96 | 21 | 9 |
1626 | Take your shoe off! Stay for a while! | 1.3095 | 0.04972 | 126 | 93 | 27 | 6 |
1627 | Safe flight? | 1.3095 | 0.05221 | 126 | 95 | 23 | 8 |
1628 | Hey, at least you don't have to use a fake Zoom background anymore. | 1.3095 | 0.04709 | 126 | 91 | 31 | 4 |
1629 | C’mon, dude. Flood insurance? | 1.3095 | 0.04972 | 126 | 93 | 27 | 6 |
1630 | Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world look who walks into mine. | 1.3095 | 0.04972 | 126 | 93 | 27 | 6 |
1631 | I’m self-isolating. Want a drink? | 1.3095 | 0.05098 | 126 | 94 | 25 | 7 |
1632 | Just look to your left and right for properties that are underwater. | 1.3095 | 0.04972 | 126 | 93 | 27 | 6 |
1633 | No closer than 6 feet, please. | 1.3095 | 0.05098 | 126 | 94 | 25 | 7 |
1634 | Good timing! It's Happy Hour! | 1.3095 | 0.04972 | 126 | 93 | 27 | 6 |
1635 | Just try a hydroxychloroquine cocktail! | 1.3095 | 0.05221 | 126 | 95 | 23 | 8 |
1636 | Relax duuuude ! - if you like pina coladas and walks in the rain you will be fine here ! | 1.3095 | 0.04709 | 126 | 91 | 31 | 4 |
1637 | Sometimes there’s reception over there | 1.3095 | 0.05341 | 126 | 96 | 21 | 9 |
1638 | Congratulations. You’ve successfully cracked level 2020! | 1.3095 | 0.04972 | 126 | 93 | 27 | 6 |
1639 | Sorry man, you shouldn't have quit your day job. In a couple years there will only be enough room for one lawn chair on this island. | 1.3095 | 0.04709 | 126 | 91 | 31 | 4 |
1640 | Did you happen to bring sunscreen? | 1.3095 | 0.05098 | 126 | 94 | 25 | 7 |
1641 | Hi Dad, this remote learning thing is not so bad... | 1.3095 | 0.05221 | 126 | 95 | 23 | 8 |
1642 | Sorry, but I asked for no ice. | 1.3095 | 0.04842 | 126 | 92 | 29 | 5 |
1643 | I think you have the wrong island | 1.3095 | 0.05221 | 126 | 95 | 23 | 8 |
1644 | Unlike you, I'm not considered essential, you must be proud | 1.3095 | 0.05098 | 126 | 94 | 25 | 7 |
1645 | I told you it wasn’t walking distance | 1.3095 | 0.04709 | 126 | 91 | 31 | 4 |
1646 | This isn't the sex on the beach I had in mind. | 1.3095 | 0.05341 | 126 | 96 | 21 | 9 |
1647 | Relax. No COVID here, dude. | 1.3077 | 0.05355 | 117 | 88 | 22 | 7 |
1648 | Finally, someone to talk to about my career as a top influencer on Instagram and Twitter." | 1.3077 | 0.05306 | 104 | 76 | 24 | 4 |
1649 | PAYING internship? Where the hell did you get that idea? Now about that refill... | 1.3077 | 0.05306 | 104 | 76 | 24 | 4 |
1650 | Told you you should have taken those "what would you bring to a deserted island" questions seriously | 1.3071 | 0.05063 | 127 | 95 | 25 | 7 |
1651 | Dude, you shouldn't bring work with you on vacation. | 1.3065 | 0.05270 | 124 | 94 | 22 | 8 |
1652 | If you are trying so hard to have me settle, then you must not feel you have an airtight case | 1.3065 | 0.04606 | 124 | 89 | 32 | 3 |
1653 | I might eat you. | 1.3065 | 0.05144 | 124 | 93 | 24 | 7 |
1654 | Sorry, this was the last coconut. | 1.3065 | 0.05015 | 124 | 92 | 26 | 6 |
1655 | It was either sit through Cruising With The Stars for the 17th time or swim for it. | 1.3065 | 0.04882 | 124 | 91 | 28 | 5 |
1656 | On the plus side, no extradition. | 1.3065 | 0.05015 | 124 | 92 | 26 | 6 |
1657 | Finally, someone here to put sunscreen on my back. | 1.3065 | 0.05015 | 124 | 92 | 26 | 6 |
1658 | First time on unemployment? | 1.3065 | 0.05144 | 124 | 93 | 24 | 7 |
1659 | Yeah the service takes a while. | 1.3065 | 0.04746 | 124 | 90 | 30 | 4 |
1660 | I was afraid you were here to rescue me. | 1.3065 | 0.04882 | 124 | 91 | 28 | 5 |
1661 | Great, you’re here. I want to sue this palm tree. | 1.3065 | 0.05393 | 124 | 95 | 20 | 9 |
1662 | This island is only 6 feet in diameter, so unless you can show me a clean test from the last five days... | 1.3065 | 0.05144 | 124 | 93 | 24 | 7 |
1663 | Go find your own deserted island" | 1.3065 | 0.05393 | 124 | 95 | 20 | 9 |
1664 | Dude, the tie, the briefcase, you’re harshing my mellow. | 1.3065 | 0.04746 | 124 | 90 | 30 | 4 |
1665 | Can I take a deduction on the whole island since it's technically my workplace? | 1.3065 | 0.05270 | 124 | 94 | 22 | 8 |
1666 | I told you over the phone. I don’t need homeowners insurance! | 1.3065 | 0.04746 | 124 | 90 | 30 | 4 |
1667 | You will adjust. | 1.3065 | 0.04746 | 124 | 90 | 30 | 4 |
1668 | Sorry. This island is only six feet wide. | 1.3065 | 0.04882 | 124 | 91 | 28 | 5 |
1669 | Welcome to Yale University Paradise Island! You must be a Trump University Graduate? | 1.3065 | 0.05270 | 124 | 94 | 22 | 8 |
1670 | You should've worn a mask. | 1.3065 | 0.05393 | 124 | 95 | 20 | 9 |
1671 | Have a sip, dude. Mi casa es su casa. | 1.3065 | 0.05144 | 124 | 93 | 24 | 7 |
1672 | I use to be just like you. | 1.3065 | 0.05015 | 124 | 92 | 26 | 6 |
1673 | So much for quarantining. | 1.3065 | 0.04882 | 124 | 91 | 28 | 5 |
1674 | I take Casual Fridays very seriously. | 1.3065 | 0.05015 | 124 | 92 | 26 | 6 |
1675 | Relax. Life is good. | 1.3065 | 0.05746 | 124 | 98 | 14 | 12 |
1676 | Sorry, you just missed happy hour. | 1.3065 | 0.05393 | 124 | 95 | 20 | 9 |
1677 | Dinner"s not ready yet Have a cocktail? | 1.3065 | 0.05144 | 124 | 93 | 24 | 7 |
1678 | Be a dear and top me off? | 1.3065 | 0.05015 | 124 | 92 | 26 | 6 |
1679 | Hey, I just figured if you have to self-isolate you might as well enjoy yourself. And you? | 1.3065 | 0.05015 | 124 | 92 | 26 | 6 |
1680 | Man,you should have listened to your mama and become a software developer! | 1.3065 | 0.05270 | 124 | 94 | 22 | 8 |
1681 | Well, in that case, I hope you like getting caught in the rain. | 1.3065 | 0.05144 | 124 | 93 | 24 | 7 |
1682 | You might want to grab a coconut. This may take a while. | 1.3065 | 0.05015 | 124 | 92 | 26 | 6 |
1683 | It's a five foot island so no, you're not social distanced. | 1.3065 | 0.05144 | 124 | 93 | 24 | 7 |
1684 | Look, Trevor, you got YOUR tie and I got MY tai! | 1.3065 | 0.05393 | 124 | 95 | 20 | 9 |
1685 | Sorry, this Blue Lagoon. Cast Away is across the bay on your right | 1.3065 | 0.05746 | 124 | 98 | 14 | 12 |
1686 | I know you're on coronacation sir, but I really need to get your covid test done. | 1.3065 | 0.04461 | 124 | 88 | 34 | 2 |
1687 | Yeah. I'm just waiting for my ship to come in. | 1.3065 | 0.05144 | 124 | 93 | 24 | 7 |
1688 | Man, you look like I feel. | 1.3065 | 0.05015 | 124 | 92 | 26 | 6 |
1689 | I'm afraid you're going to have to drink from your shoe. | 1.3065 | 0.05393 | 124 | 95 | 20 | 9 |
1690 | Think of it as the vacation you were always meaning to take.... | 1.3065 | 0.04882 | 124 | 91 | 28 | 5 |
1691 | Are you the ghost of shipwreck past? | 1.3065 | 0.05270 | 124 | 94 | 22 | 8 |
1692 | they say that no man is an island,but it’s worked out pretty well for me in 2020 | 1.3065 | 0.05144 | 124 | 93 | 24 | 7 |
1693 | I’ll consider you a mirage. | 1.3065 | 0.05144 | 124 | 93 | 24 | 7 |
1694 | Once you get the hang of it, you'll find this place IS paradise | 1.3065 | 0.04882 | 124 | 91 | 28 | 5 |
1695 | Do you like pina coladas and getting caught in the rain? | 1.3065 | 0.04882 | 124 | 91 | 28 | 5 |
1696 | I’ve been on this remote island since March. What’d I miss? | 1.3065 | 0.05393 | 124 | 95 | 20 | 9 |
1697 | Good timing. They're building a Starbucks here next week. | 1.3065 | 0.04882 | 124 | 91 | 28 | 5 |
1698 | Usually this dream ends differently, but I shouldn’t complain in 2020? | 1.3065 | 0.05270 | 124 | 94 | 22 | 8 |
1699 | Wow, looks like you had a bad day, want a sip? | 1.3065 | 0.05015 | 124 | 92 | 26 | 6 |
1700 | They say to work hard, but you really just have to marry rich." | 1.3065 | 0.04882 | 124 | 91 | 28 | 5 |
1701 | „I told you it’s safer to work from home nowadays” | 1.3065 | 0.04882 | 124 | 91 | 28 | 5 |
1702 | While you are at it, would you grab me another coconut? | 1.3065 | 0.05631 | 124 | 97 | 16 | 11 |
1703 | Feel free to take off your tie, we're casual here! | 1.3040 | 0.04849 | 125 | 92 | 28 | 5 |
1704 | Sorry, find another island for 14 days... | 1.3040 | 0.05233 | 125 | 95 | 22 | 8 |
1705 | I asked for a sweet Bahama Mama, not a bitter Americano. | 1.3040 | 0.04980 | 125 | 93 | 26 | 6 |
1706 | So your story is that you wanted to see the world ... | 1.3040 | 0.05108 | 125 | 94 | 24 | 7 |
1707 | Welcome aboard mate. Feel free to climb up and get yourself a drink. | 1.3033 | 0.05446 | 122 | 94 | 19 | 9 |
1708 | Who needs WeWork when you can have WeDrink? | 1.3033 | 0.05059 | 122 | 91 | 25 | 6 |
1709 | Dude, find your own bubble. | 1.3033 | 0.05320 | 122 | 93 | 21 | 8 |
1710 | Relaxing through quarantine on unemployment vs. working through it | 1.3033 | 0.05191 | 122 | 92 | 23 | 7 |
1711 | It's not so bad being stranded here but the service is really slow. | 1.3033 | 0.05191 | 122 | 92 | 23 | 7 |
1712 | Like, six feet, dude! | 1.3033 | 0.05320 | 122 | 93 | 21 | 8 |
1713 | What's Covid-19? | 1.3033 | 0.04923 | 122 | 90 | 27 | 5 |
1714 | It's gonna be a while so just sit down and wait. | 1.3033 | 0.05320 | 122 | 93 | 21 | 8 |
1715 | This is the VIP lounge. Business class is the next island over. | 1.3033 | 0.05191 | 122 | 92 | 23 | 7 |
1716 | No, my car warranty is still in force..... | 1.3033 | 0.04923 | 122 | 90 | 27 | 5 |
1717 | This whole social distancing thing has been a walk in the park, don’t ya think? | 1.3033 | 0.05059 | 122 | 91 | 25 | 6 |
1718 | I dub thee T.G.I. Friday. | 1.3016 | 0.04947 | 126 | 94 | 26 | 6 |
1719 | I'd offer you a drink, but we'll need to wait for low tide" | 1.3016 | 0.04683 | 126 | 92 | 30 | 4 |
1720 | Dude! It’s called making coconut water out of coconuts. | 1.3008 | 0.05529 | 123 | 96 | 17 | 10 |
1721 | Dude, you thought that the New Yorker had stopped running desert-island cartoons? | 1.3008 | 0.05155 | 123 | 93 | 23 | 7 |
1722 | Chill out man and catch some rays, you can use them. | 1.3008 | 0.04889 | 123 | 91 | 27 | 5 |
1723 | Order the Mai Tai, it's the specialty." | 1.3000 | 0.05371 | 120 | 92 | 20 | 8 |
1724 | Any chance that's a suitcase full of rum? | 1.3000 | 0.05104 | 120 | 90 | 24 | 6 |
1725 | I assume you've got my presidential pardon in that briefcase. | 1.3000 | 0.05239 | 120 | 91 | 22 | 7 |
1726 | If it's any consolation, you were my first wish. | 1.3000 | 0.05239 | 120 | 91 | 22 | 7 |
1727 | Its a matter of perspective. | 1.3000 | 0.05500 | 120 | 93 | 18 | 9 |
1728 | Good of you to come by, man, but I don't need insurance. | 1.3000 | 0.05239 | 120 | 91 | 22 | 7 |
1729 | Just take the tree and go. | 1.3000 | 0.05239 | 120 | 91 | 22 | 7 |
1730 | As long as you're up I'll have another Mai Tai. | 1.3000 | 0.05371 | 120 | 92 | 20 | 8 |
1731 | I sure hope you have more drink umbrellas in there. | 1.3000 | 0.04965 | 120 | 89 | 26 | 5 |
1732 | Which airline did you take? | 1.3000 | 0.05239 | 120 | 91 | 22 | 7 |
1733 | My fees have doubled, sir. | 1.3000 | 0.05371 | 120 | 92 | 20 | 8 |
1734 | I'm gonna pass on that life insurance. | 1.3000 | 0.05239 | 120 | 91 | 22 | 7 |
1735 | Who gave you permission to be in my illusion? | 1.3000 | 0.04822 | 120 | 88 | 28 | 4 |
1736 | My IRS due check is in the bottle. | 1.3000 | 0.05371 | 120 | 92 | 20 | 8 |
1737 | The First Rule of Desert Island Club is you do not talk about Desert Island Club. | 1.3000 | 0.05500 | 120 | 93 | 18 | 9 |
1738 | Tough day at the office buddy? | 1.3000 | 0.05239 | 120 | 91 | 22 | 7 |
1739 | So how's 2020 been going? | 1.2981 | 0.05614 | 104 | 79 | 19 | 6 |
1740 | I was terrified at first, but then I said to myself, what could be a better place to sequester. | 1.2975 | 0.05068 | 121 | 91 | 24 | 6 |
1741 | I don't care how hard you worked to get a position here. Where do you see yourself in 5 years? | 1.2975 | 0.05068 | 121 | 91 | 24 | 6 |
1742 | I'm the self-absorbed prick on a private island who tells you to vote for Trump. | 1.2973 | 0.05519 | 111 | 85 | 19 | 7 |
1743 | It is an unpaid position, but internships look great on a resume. | 1.2966 | 0.05424 | 118 | 91 | 19 | 8 |
1744 | Dude, six feet please. And what? no mask? | 1.2966 | 0.05289 | 118 | 90 | 21 | 7 |
1745 | Dude, six feet please. | 1.2966 | 0.05008 | 118 | 88 | 25 | 5 |
1746 | If you have a straw, we can share. | 1.2966 | 0.05008 | 118 | 88 | 25 | 5 |
1747 | Possession is nine-tenths of the law. | 1.2966 | 0.05150 | 118 | 89 | 23 | 6 |
1748 | I decided to go in another direction. | 1.2966 | 0.05289 | 118 | 90 | 21 | 7 |
1749 | Sure, you can hang dude, but social distancing rules. | 1.2966 | 0.05289 | 118 | 90 | 21 | 7 |
1750 | I may be a hallucination, but this Coconut Key Lime Momtini is the real deal. | 1.2966 | 0.05150 | 118 | 89 | 23 | 6 |
1751 | Shoulda taken the package, just saying. | 1.2966 | 0.04709 | 118 | 86 | 29 | 3 |
1752 | No mask, no entry, no exceptions | 1.2966 | 0.05556 | 118 | 92 | 17 | 9 |
1753 | Life’s a beach...but you’ll get used to it. | 1.2966 | 0.05150 | 118 | 89 | 23 | 6 |
1754 | You have to get up early to claim a sunbed | 1.2966 | 0.05008 | 118 | 88 | 25 | 5 |
1755 | Don't suppose you have any pretzels in that case? | 1.2966 | 0.05150 | 118 | 89 | 23 | 6 |
1756 | I dunno, man. I highly doubt one can "own" an island. | 1.2966 | 0.04861 | 118 | 87 | 27 | 4 |
1757 | Stranded in a state of mind. | 1.2966 | 0.05289 | 118 | 90 | 21 | 7 |
1758 | My man, I'm not here to make friends. | 1.2966 | 0.05289 | 118 | 90 | 21 | 7 |
1759 | ... and please remember to stay six feet apart | 1.2966 | 0.05150 | 118 | 89 | 23 | 6 |
1760 | Dude, your career is on the next island over. | 1.2966 | 0.05289 | 118 | 90 | 21 | 7 |
1761 | The first one is on the house. | 1.2966 | 0.05150 | 118 | 89 | 23 | 6 |
1762 | Better drinkup. High tide is climbin' time. | 1.2966 | 0.05424 | 118 | 91 | 19 | 8 |
1763 | I don't wanna know | 1.2966 | 0.05008 | 118 | 88 | 25 | 5 |
1764 | Sorry sir, you room isn’t quite ready. | 1.2966 | 0.05289 | 118 | 90 | 21 | 7 |
1765 | Mine was a pilot error. | 1.2966 | 0.05424 | 118 | 91 | 19 | 8 |
1766 | You won't be offended if I give my fence guy a call, will you? | 1.2966 | 0.05150 | 118 | 89 | 23 | 6 |
1767 | Work sucks. Am I right? | 1.2966 | 0.05150 | 118 | 89 | 23 | 6 |
1768 | Weird. The last guy who washed up was named Todd. | 1.2966 | 0.04861 | 118 | 87 | 27 | 4 |
1769 | Ship or plane? | 1.2966 | 0.05289 | 118 | 90 | 21 | 7 |
1770 | And that's why you take the job with unlimited vacation. | 1.2966 | 0.05289 | 118 | 90 | 21 | 7 |
1771 | oh ... and next time you’re out this way, I could use a bigger umbrella | 1.2966 | 0.05150 | 118 | 89 | 23 | 6 |
1772 | I think you'd be more successful selling refrigerators to Eskimos | 1.2966 | 0.05424 | 118 | 91 | 19 | 8 |
1773 | Sorry bud, you're going to have to go quarantine for 14 days. | 1.2966 | 0.04861 | 118 | 87 | 27 | 4 |
1774 | Swim with the current, dude. A philosophy you might wanna try. | 1.2966 | 0.05289 | 118 | 90 | 21 | 7 |
1775 | Had you asked for directions you would have been here ages ago. | 1.2966 | 0.05150 | 118 | 89 | 23 | 6 |
1776 | I know what you're going to say. The island isn't up to code. It's the sharks, isn't it? | 1.2966 | 0.04861 | 118 | 87 | 27 | 4 |
1777 | It's all about the Zoom background. | 1.2966 | 0.05424 | 118 | 91 | 19 | 8 |
1778 | Brought it here from the cruise ship in February. Said they'd be right back........ | 1.2966 | 0.05289 | 118 | 90 | 21 | 7 |
1779 | But, hey, at least there are no political ads here. | 1.2966 | 0.04861 | 118 | 87 | 27 | 4 |
1780 | Sorry pal - the zoning laws here only allow one castaway per island. | 1.2966 | 0.05150 | 118 | 89 | 23 | 6 |
1781 | So, what do your actuarial tables say my chances are for getting another Mai Tai? | 1.2966 | 0.05008 | 118 | 88 | 25 | 5 |
1782 | It’s a laissez faire economy these days | 1.2966 | 0.05008 | 118 | 88 | 25 | 5 |
1783 | What's the Wi-Fi password? | 1.2966 | 0.05008 | 118 | 88 | 25 | 5 |
1784 | The worst thing about this is I can’t wax my chest | 1.2959 | 0.05840 | 98 | 75 | 17 | 6 |
1785 | Can we reschedule to next Tuesday? | 1.2941 | 0.04971 | 119 | 89 | 25 | 5 |
1786 | It's all in the way that you look at it. | 1.2941 | 0.04826 | 119 | 88 | 27 | 4 |
1787 | See the problem is you’re paying your taxes | 1.2941 | 0.04826 | 119 | 88 | 27 | 4 |
1788 | I had to work hard to get here, too. My father originally wanted to give me a plot of land in Nebraska. | 1.2941 | 0.04676 | 119 | 87 | 29 | 3 |
1789 | Woah there partner. This town ain't big enough for the two of us. | 1.2931 | 0.05051 | 116 | 87 | 24 | 5 |
1790 | Hey Man, you think you can work from here? | 1.2931 | 0.05051 | 116 | 87 | 24 | 5 |
1791 | Sorry. But I only have one chair. | 1.2931 | 0.04900 | 116 | 86 | 26 | 4 |
1792 | Welcome to paradise. You look like you need sun and a drink! | 1.2931 | 0.04900 | 116 | 86 | 26 | 4 |
1793 | You just missed high tide. | 1.2931 | 0.05197 | 116 | 88 | 22 | 6 |
1794 | You won't be needing that briefcase. | 1.2931 | 0.05478 | 116 | 90 | 18 | 8 |
1795 | Took you long enough to get here! | 1.2931 | 0.05197 | 116 | 88 | 22 | 6 |
1796 | Sorry. No solicitors. | 1.2931 | 0.05478 | 116 | 90 | 18 | 8 |
1797 | Looks like you forgot it was Casual Everyday. | 1.2931 | 0.05478 | 116 | 90 | 18 | 8 |
1798 | Dude, I'm quarantining here. Keep your distance. | 1.2931 | 0.05197 | 116 | 88 | 22 | 6 |
1799 | Not seeing your privilege is part of your privilege. | 1.2931 | 0.05197 | 116 | 88 | 22 | 6 |
1800 | You think YOU had a hard day! I had to make this paper drink unbrella all by myself! | 1.2931 | 0.05478 | 116 | 90 | 18 | 8 |
1801 | yeah, sorry guy, this is the last one. | 1.2931 | 0.05051 | 116 | 87 | 24 | 5 |
1802 | You'll have to quarantine for 14 days. | 1.2931 | 0.05051 | 116 | 87 | 24 | 5 |
1803 | I guess you didn't get the memo. | 1.2931 | 0.05051 | 116 | 87 | 24 | 5 |
1804 | Hey dude you here for a tropical VaCay too. | 1.2931 | 0.05478 | 116 | 90 | 18 | 8 |
1805 | This isn't what I meant by "offshore accounting," Bill. | 1.2931 | 0.05340 | 116 | 89 | 20 | 7 |
1806 | You want the apocalypse island. It's three reefs down on the right. | 1.2931 | 0.05340 | 116 | 89 | 20 | 7 |
1807 | Sorry bro, we don't allow immigrants 😂 | 1.2931 | 0.05197 | 116 | 88 | 22 | 6 |
1808 | We’re all in this together, | 1.2931 | 0.04900 | 116 | 86 | 26 | 4 |
1809 | I used to be like you once | 1.2931 | 0.05340 | 116 | 89 | 20 | 7 |
1810 | Sorry, I'm booked up. Make an appointment for next week. | 1.2920 | 0.05134 | 113 | 85 | 23 | 5 |
1811 | I told you not to interrupt me on my vacation, Jenkins, but since you're here go ahead and give me the sales update. | 1.2909 | 0.05222 | 110 | 83 | 22 | 5 |
1812 | Dude, it’s all about attitude | 1.2909 | 0.05379 | 110 | 84 | 20 | 6 |
1813 | Did you remember the Maraschinos? | 1.2909 | 0.05222 | 110 | 83 | 22 | 5 |
1814 | Welcome to the island. Call me Hannibal. | 1.2909 | 0.05532 | 110 | 85 | 18 | 7 |
1815 | Relax, I've been self-quarantined for three years. | 1.2909 | 0.05532 | 110 | 85 | 18 | 7 |
1816 | Yeah, I had trouble with the hotel laundry, too. | 1.2909 | 0.05059 | 110 | 82 | 24 | 4 |
1817 | Let me guess, three stopovers and a middle seat in a budget airline? | 1.2909 | 0.04892 | 110 | 81 | 26 | 3 |
1818 | We have adopted very strict immigration laws on the island. I'm afraid you will have to swim back to your s***hole country. | 1.2909 | 0.05532 | 110 | 85 | 18 | 7 |
1819 | Yes, this is what you abandoned your job, wife, and kids for. And no, there aren't any more beach chairs. | 1.2909 | 0.05222 | 110 | 83 | 22 | 5 |
1820 | The view is great, but the service is spotty at best. | 1.2909 | 0.05532 | 110 | 85 | 18 | 7 |
1821 | I remember my first plane crash on a deserted island... | 1.2909 | 0.05379 | 110 | 84 | 20 | 6 |
1822 | If that briefcase doesn't hold the answer to climate change, please tell me at least you brought me a bottle of rum? | 1.2909 | 0.04892 | 110 | 81 | 26 | 3 |
1823 | Remember when someone asked you "What one thing would you need if you were stranded on a desert island?" Well, I didn't say "my briefcase." | 1.2909 | 0.04892 | 110 | 81 | 26 | 3 |
1824 | If life gives you sand and coconuts. Just chill | 1.2909 | 0.05532 | 110 | 85 | 18 | 7 |
1825 | Join me for Happy Hour? | 1.2909 | 0.05222 | 110 | 83 | 22 | 5 |
1826 | It's $350 a night, all-inclusive. | 1.2909 | 0.05379 | 110 | 84 | 20 | 6 |
1827 | That’s not 6ft, bro! | 1.2909 | 0.05532 | 110 | 85 | 18 | 7 |
1828 | Dude, I said surfboards. | 1.2909 | 0.05681 | 110 | 86 | 16 | 8 |
1829 | This is your brain on drugs | 1.2909 | 0.05222 | 110 | 83 | 22 | 5 |
1830 | While you're up, could you get me another? | 1.2909 | 0.05379 | 110 | 84 | 20 | 6 |
1831 | You just don’t understand how hard a day it was for me. | 1.2909 | 0.05222 | 110 | 83 | 22 | 5 |
1832 | You don't happen to have a pineapple in there, do you? | 1.2909 | 0.05681 | 110 | 86 | 16 | 8 |
1833 | Bob, I know what you're thinking. The whole idea of a timeshare just isn't for you. Well, let me change your mind about that in just a few short years. | 1.2909 | 0.05222 | 110 | 83 | 22 | 5 |
1834 | I said "doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take? Doctor: “put the lie in the coconut and call me in the morning.” | 1.2909 | 0.05826 | 110 | 87 | 14 | 9 |
1835 | Good news: We're isolated from all the madness. Bad news: My glasses are hiding my pink eye. | 1.2909 | 0.05059 | 110 | 82 | 24 | 4 |
1836 | I voted by mail. | 1.2909 | 0.05059 | 110 | 82 | 24 | 4 |
1837 | Yeah working remotely was so boring today. I miss the office camaraderie you know? | 1.2909 | 0.04892 | 110 | 81 | 26 | 3 |
1838 | Relax and stay a while. | 1.2909 | 0.05059 | 110 | 82 | 24 | 4 |
1839 | Oh God -- I hope you're not another aggressive dermatologist." | 1.2909 | 0.05681 | 110 | 86 | 16 | 8 |
1840 | Dude, just have a few of these and years will fly by. | 1.2909 | 0.05681 | 110 | 86 | 16 | 8 |
1841 | I'm president, congress and the supreme court. Welcome to paradise! | 1.2909 | 0.05222 | 110 | 83 | 22 | 5 |
1842 | You look like you could use a coconut. Next crop’s on me. | 1.2909 | 0.05379 | 110 | 84 | 20 | 6 |
1843 | I skipped out on 2020 early. | 1.2909 | 0.05532 | 110 | 85 | 18 | 7 |
1844 | Relax, no one can find you here! | 1.2909 | 0.05059 | 110 | 82 | 24 | 4 |
1845 | Well, you just had to trial to the future, didn’t you. So how was 2020? | 1.2909 | 0.05681 | 110 | 86 | 16 | 8 |
1846 | I figured, “Okay, you’re stuck in a trope—you may as well enjoy it.” | 1.2909 | 0.05222 | 110 | 83 | 22 | 5 |
1847 | Bummer, dude. You're gonna hafta stay in quarantine for two weeks before you can get me another drink. | 1.2909 | 0.05379 | 110 | 84 | 20 | 6 |
1848 | Welcome to Orgy Island, dude. Let's get started. | 1.2909 | 0.05379 | 110 | 84 | 20 | 6 |
1849 | It's the same stuff the president takes in situations like this. | 1.2909 | 0.05532 | 110 | 85 | 18 | 7 |
1850 | Your email said 'tax haven'... | 1.2909 | 0.05222 | 110 | 83 | 22 | 5 |
1851 | Were you expecting your mirage to be female? | 1.2909 | 0.05379 | 110 | 84 | 20 | 6 |
1852 | Do you have something a little less festive? | 1.2909 | 0.05532 | 110 | 85 | 18 | 7 |
1853 | If you think your day was hard, try getting a refill around here. | 1.2909 | 0.05681 | 110 | 86 | 16 | 8 |
1854 | Hey, man. Thanks for making the trip. Working remotely has been chill, but I’m sure you agree it’s important to have face-to-face meetings from time to time. | 1.2909 | 0.05379 | 110 | 84 | 20 | 6 |
1855 | I got a 10 out of 10 rating for my Skype room, how about you? | 1.2909 | 0.05532 | 110 | 85 | 18 | 7 |
1856 | Is that really the last coconut? | 1.2909 | 0.05379 | 110 | 84 | 20 | 6 |
1857 | Are you SURE you want to be rescued? | 1.2906 | 0.05300 | 117 | 90 | 20 | 7 |
1858 | It's an East Coast, West Coast Desert island kinda thing. | 1.2906 | 0.05300 | 117 | 90 | 20 | 7 |
1859 | So, has West Nile cleared up yet? | 1.2906 | 0.05159 | 117 | 89 | 22 | 6 |
1860 | You look like you need a vacation!" | 1.2906 | 0.05437 | 117 | 91 | 18 | 8 |
1861 | It's called a Quarantini, but you had to order before you went into quarantine. | 1.2906 | 0.05014 | 117 | 88 | 24 | 5 |
1862 | We haven't had wifi for months | 1.2906 | 0.04865 | 117 | 87 | 26 | 4 |
1863 | Dibs. | 1.2906 | 0.05159 | 117 | 89 | 22 | 6 |
1864 | Do I deny the charges? I live in denial! | 1.2906 | 0.05014 | 117 | 88 | 24 | 5 |
1865 | If you don't have a job or family to get back to--are you even stranded? | 1.2906 | 0.05300 | 117 | 90 | 20 | 7 |
1866 | When I said "Let's have a meeting", I meant by Zoom | 1.2906 | 0.05159 | 117 | 89 | 22 | 6 |
1867 | Welcome to Fire Fest, bro! | 1.2906 | 0.05300 | 117 | 90 | 20 | 7 |
1868 | I dig the census and your timely, decadal visits... | 1.2906 | 0.04865 | 117 | 87 | 26 | 4 |
1869 | The umbrella also works as a paddle when we find a boat. | 1.2906 | 0.05159 | 117 | 89 | 22 | 6 |
1870 | Who farted? | 1.2906 | 0.05437 | 117 | 91 | 18 | 8 |
1871 | Did you remember to bring that lost shaker of salt? | 1.2906 | 0.05437 | 117 | 91 | 18 | 8 |
1872 | I’ve come to tell you your PPP application was not accepted | 1.2906 | 0.05014 | 117 | 88 | 24 | 5 |
1873 | Before I give you a sip, dude, when was the last time you were tested for The Covid? | 1.2906 | 0.05300 | 117 | 90 | 20 | 7 |
1874 | I'm not just the bartender, I'm president of the HOA too! | 1.2906 | 0.05159 | 117 | 89 | 22 | 6 |
1875 | Sorry, dude...I don't have my wallet with me. Good luck on the next island...... | 1.2906 | 0.05571 | 117 | 92 | 16 | 9 |
1876 | Sure. It’s yours. I was done when the ice melted. | 1.2906 | 0.05300 | 117 | 90 | 20 | 7 |
1877 | My story isn’t nearly as dramatic. The ocean came to ME. | 1.2906 | 0.05300 | 117 | 90 | 20 | 7 |
1878 | I'll be glad to share if another straw washes up at high tide. | 1.2906 | 0.05159 | 117 | 89 | 22 | 6 |
1879 | I told you. It's not how much you make, it's how little you pay in taxes. | 1.2906 | 0.05159 | 117 | 89 | 22 | 6 |
1880 | You left, saying you wanted a 'better lifestyle.' Did you find it? | 1.2906 | 0.05300 | 117 | 90 | 20 | 7 |
1881 | Yeah, pretty good thanks. Yourself? | 1.2906 | 0.05014 | 117 | 88 | 24 | 5 |
1882 | I got in on the ground floor of that "Global Warming" thing. | 1.2906 | 0.05437 | 117 | 91 | 18 | 8 |
1883 | We all miss the office. | 1.2906 | 0.05159 | 117 | 89 | 22 | 6 |
1884 | We knew it was going to be a tough commute. | 1.2906 | 0.05014 | 117 | 88 | 24 | 5 |
1885 | Does this mean it’s the last straw? | 1.2906 | 0.05300 | 117 | 90 | 20 | 7 |
1886 | Bro, the service here sucks since the sea level rose | 1.2906 | 0.04865 | 117 | 87 | 26 | 4 |
1887 | First of all, my coconut production is way down this year, and I want to take a big deduction for that. | 1.2906 | 0.05014 | 117 | 88 | 24 | 5 |
1888 | I thought we agreed on 3,000 miles social distancing. | 1.2906 | 0.05300 | 117 | 90 | 20 | 7 |
1889 | Sorry, dude, no room at the inn. | 1.2906 | 0.05159 | 117 | 89 | 22 | 6 |
1890 | You're new aren't ya, dude? | 1.2906 | 0.05159 | 117 | 89 | 22 | 6 |
1891 | GrubHub,I assume? | 1.2906 | 0.05159 | 117 | 89 | 22 | 6 |
1892 | I was furloughed in March. | 1.2906 | 0.04865 | 117 | 87 | 26 | 4 |
1893 | That’s hella wild, brah. I, too, am a census taker. | 1.2906 | 0.05014 | 117 | 88 | 24 | 5 |
1894 | I thought we were meeting on Zoom. | 1.2906 | 0.04865 | 117 | 87 | 26 | 4 |
1895 | " First, we need to go over my social distancing protocol. " | 1.2906 | 0.05014 | 117 | 88 | 24 | 5 |
1896 | Work from home finally got to you? | 1.2906 | 0.05159 | 117 | 89 | 22 | 6 |
1897 | Your vibe says bad news, bro. | 1.2906 | 0.05300 | 117 | 90 | 20 | 7 |
1898 | I want a rest cure, not a rescuer. | 1.2906 | 0.05437 | 117 | 91 | 18 | 8 |
1899 | Your stimulus check goes a long way here. | 1.2906 | 0.05300 | 117 | 90 | 20 | 7 |
1900 | Don’t let the virus ruin your life, Bro | 1.2906 | 0.05159 | 117 | 89 | 22 | 6 |
1901 | Either you leave or stay | 1.2906 | 0.05300 | 117 | 90 | 20 | 7 |
1902 | Dude, don’t tell me you still went to the office all this time | 1.2906 | 0.05159 | 117 | 89 | 22 | 6 |
1903 | Dude! I ordered a Mai Tai, not a necktie. | 1.2906 | 0.05300 | 117 | 90 | 20 | 7 |
1904 | Relax, man. There should be another coconut in a few months. | 1.2895 | 0.05534 | 114 | 89 | 17 | 8 |
1905 | Sorry, we closed our office in March. | 1.2895 | 0.05392 | 114 | 88 | 19 | 7 |
1906 | May I assume you are the Bacardi rep I sent for to fill my drink? | 1.2895 | 0.05392 | 114 | 88 | 19 | 7 |
1907 | Yeah, you're right, out here the umbrella really isn't necessary. | 1.2895 | 0.04941 | 114 | 85 | 25 | 4 |
1908 | So how did that alternate universe work out for you? | 1.2870 | 0.05206 | 115 | 88 | 21 | 6 |
1909 | Just where do you intend to quarantine for 14 days, man | 1.2870 | 0.04904 | 115 | 86 | 25 | 4 |
1910 | Let me guess--you flew 'economy.' | 1.2870 | 0.05206 | 115 | 88 | 21 | 6 |
1911 | No, I don't want to see your resume. | 1.2870 | 0.05057 | 115 | 87 | 23 | 5 |
1912 | You’re too late. I MAILED IN my ballot! | 1.2870 | 0.04904 | 115 | 86 | 25 | 4 |
1913 | No I didn't send my renewal on purpose | 1.2870 | 0.05057 | 115 | 87 | 23 | 5 |
1914 | This is what it looks like when you don't have to work from home | 1.2870 | 0.05350 | 115 | 89 | 19 | 7 |
1915 | I don't recognize you as an essential worker but, even then, I wouldn't recognize you. | 1.2870 | 0.05206 | 115 | 88 | 21 | 6 |
1916 | Sorry to say, the conference was last week. | 1.2870 | 0.04746 | 115 | 85 | 27 | 3 |
1917 | I am living the life! Why would I need to buy life insurance here? | 1.2870 | 0.05491 | 115 | 90 | 17 | 8 |
1918 | 6ft apart buddy. can’t be too careful | 1.2870 | 0.04904 | 115 | 86 | 25 | 4 |
1919 | D. B. Cooper, I presume. | 1.2870 | 0.04904 | 115 | 86 | 25 | 4 |
1920 | When you look up you will see the white light that brought you here. | 1.2870 | 0.05491 | 115 | 90 | 17 | 8 |
1921 | I ordered the wrong drink, can you go back and get me a gin tonic? | 1.2870 | 0.05350 | 115 | 89 | 19 | 7 |
1922 | You’re lucky. My yacht will be back to pick me up in about an hour. | 1.2870 | 0.04904 | 115 | 86 | 25 | 4 |
1923 | My tie?” | 1.2870 | 0.05350 | 115 | 89 | 19 | 7 |
1924 | This was really the place to be before Greenland heated up. | 1.2870 | 0.04904 | 115 | 86 | 25 | 4 |
1925 | Would you happen to have brought any lime? | 1.2870 | 0.05206 | 115 | 88 | 21 | 6 |
1926 | I said come on over not come hell or high water. | 1.2870 | 0.05057 | 115 | 87 | 23 | 5 |
1927 | You should have come earlier. Most people have already left. | 1.2870 | 0.04904 | 115 | 86 | 25 | 4 |
1928 | Excuse me, but.....Can't your little story wait until we've refreshed my Pina Colada? | 1.2870 | 0.05350 | 115 | 89 | 19 | 7 |
1929 | Your office called. They want you to start working from home. | 1.2870 | 0.05206 | 115 | 88 | 21 | 6 |
1930 | I know, I know. It was supposed to be an Arctic trip, but, hey, I guess climate change is real, dude. | 1.2870 | 0.05206 | 115 | 88 | 21 | 6 |
1931 | Got a lime in that briefcase? | 1.2870 | 0.05206 | 115 | 88 | 21 | 6 |
1932 | Please stay six feet away from me. | 1.2870 | 0.05350 | 115 | 89 | 19 | 7 |
1933 | You know, 2020 is just a state of mind. | 1.2870 | 0.04746 | 115 | 85 | 27 | 3 |
1934 | Sorry, six feet apart, so you’re gonna have to set up camp in the water. | 1.2870 | 0.05491 | 115 | 90 | 17 | 8 |
1935 | Well, you’re certainly persistent, Jameson, I’ll give you that. | 1.2870 | 0.05206 | 115 | 88 | 21 | 6 |
1936 | Why just one shoe? | 1.2870 | 0.05057 | 115 | 87 | 23 | 5 |
1937 | “Wait... the deadline was Friday? | 1.2870 | 0.05057 | 115 | 87 | 23 | 5 |
1938 | Sorry for your troubles, bro, but you're still going to have to quarantine for 14 days. | 1.2870 | 0.04904 | 115 | 86 | 25 | 4 |
1939 | Hey, rook, this coconut isn't going to fill itself! | 1.2870 | 0.04904 | 115 | 86 | 25 | 4 |
1940 | You see, it is all in the power of positive thinking. | 1.2870 | 0.05350 | 115 | 89 | 19 | 7 |
1941 | It's not that bad, unless you're allergic to nuts. | 1.2870 | 0.04746 | 115 | 85 | 27 | 3 |
1942 | And then I asked myself, ‘do I want to be stuck on a contiguous body of land for the rest of my life?’ | 1.2870 | 0.04904 | 115 | 86 | 25 | 4 |
1943 | You can swim right back to my wife ant tell her I ain't coming back. She can go ahead with the divorce! | 1.2870 | 0.05491 | 115 | 90 | 17 | 8 |
1944 | You can quarantine for fourteen days over there ... | 1.2870 | 0.05350 | 115 | 89 | 19 | 7 |
1945 | Do you know where I can get one of those? | 1.2870 | 0.05206 | 115 | 88 | 21 | 6 |
1946 | Maybe you should’ve also bought that online e-commerce course I told you about | 1.2870 | 0.05350 | 115 | 89 | 19 | 7 |
1947 | If you're hungry, help yourself to the starfish. | 1.2870 | 0.05350 | 115 | 89 | 19 | 7 |
1948 | Sorry you came all this way, but I got the last coconut. | 1.2870 | 0.05057 | 115 | 87 | 23 | 5 |
1949 | You can’t just be 15 minutes late to these meetings. | 1.2870 | 0.05206 | 115 | 88 | 21 | 6 |
1950 | Sorry dude, but we always knew your commute was going to be rough. | 1.2870 | 0.05206 | 115 | 88 | 21 | 6 |
1951 | Work from home is great. You should try it. | 1.2870 | 0.04904 | 115 | 86 | 25 | 4 |
1952 | My parents gave me a very different picture of hell. | 1.2870 | 0.04413 | 115 | 83 | 31 | 1 |
1953 | Thank you for making it here, but unfortunately we opted for another candidate | 1.2870 | 0.04904 | 115 | 86 | 25 | 4 |
1954 | I’ve been here since 2016 | 1.2870 | 0.04904 | 115 | 86 | 25 | 4 |
1955 | are you the new intern I hired? | 1.2870 | 0.05206 | 115 | 88 | 21 | 6 |
1956 | I upgraded to Platinum and got Castaway points. | 1.2857 | 0.05141 | 112 | 85 | 22 | 5 |
1957 | Have a sip and relax. Your group left an hour ago. | 1.2857 | 0.05295 | 112 | 86 | 20 | 6 |
1958 | Since you just arrived, I'd like you to quarantine. | 1.2857 | 0.05141 | 112 | 85 | 22 | 5 |
1959 | Looks like someone forgot about casual Friday. | 1.2857 | 0.05295 | 112 | 86 | 20 | 6 |
1960 | Sorry, man. Ocupado! | 1.2857 | 0.05445 | 112 | 87 | 18 | 7 |
1961 | Could I get another one of of these? | 1.2857 | 0.04982 | 112 | 84 | 24 | 4 |
1962 | Sorry, this chaise longue is taken. | 1.2857 | 0.05591 | 112 | 88 | 16 | 8 |
1963 | It's quite chill once you acclimate to drinking your own urine. | 1.2857 | 0.05295 | 112 | 86 | 20 | 6 |
1964 | Sorry. Last one | 1.2857 | 0.05141 | 112 | 85 | 22 | 5 |
1965 | Welcome to Pandemic-Free Island. | 1.2857 | 0.05295 | 112 | 86 | 20 | 6 |
1966 | Since you were shipwrecked we had a pandemic and they closed the office! | 1.2857 | 0.04982 | 112 | 84 | 24 | 4 |
1967 | Mr. Crusoe. We've been expecting you. | 1.2857 | 0.05141 | 112 | 85 | 22 | 5 |
1968 | Dude, you're not going to go-like-Lord of the Flies on me are you? | 1.2857 | 0.05445 | 112 | 87 | 18 | 7 |
1969 | Did you bring the volleyball? | 1.2857 | 0.05141 | 112 | 85 | 22 | 5 |
1970 | once you accept our inevitable doom,then your life begins | 1.2857 | 0.04982 | 112 | 84 | 24 | 4 |
1971 | Pull up a chair, OH you can't. Ha Ha Haha! | 1.2857 | 0.05141 | 112 | 85 | 22 | 5 |
1972 | Life insurance, Really? | 1.2857 | 0.05141 | 112 | 85 | 22 | 5 |
1973 | You don't, by chance, have the year, do you | 1.2857 | 0.05295 | 112 | 86 | 20 | 6 |
1974 | I told you to pack for the beach. | 1.2857 | 0.05141 | 112 | 85 | 22 | 5 |
1975 | You work for me now. I pay one seashell a week. | 1.2857 | 0.05445 | 112 | 87 | 18 | 7 |
1976 | Yeah, the WiFi stinks, but the after a couple f Mai Tais, who cares? | 1.2857 | 0.05141 | 112 | 85 | 22 | 5 |
1977 | I’m sorry, but we’re fully booked tonight. | 1.2857 | 0.04982 | 112 | 84 | 24 | 4 |
1978 | Sorry, pal, you can't stay here, I'm in quarantine for the next 14 days. | 1.2857 | 0.05445 | 112 | 87 | 18 | 7 |
1979 | Social distancing | 1.2857 | 0.05295 | 112 | 86 | 20 | 6 |
1980 | Let me guess, “American refugee?” | 1.2857 | 0.05141 | 112 | 85 | 22 | 5 |
1981 | About time! I'm ready for another one of these. | 1.2857 | 0.04982 | 112 | 84 | 24 | 4 |
1982 | I hope YOU have a inflatable boat in that briefcase | 1.2857 | 0.05618 | 98 | 75 | 18 | 5 |
1983 | You want internet, it's two islets over. | 1.2857 | 0.05295 | 112 | 86 | 20 | 6 |
1984 | Your unbridled envy is the cherry on top. | 1.2857 | 0.05295 | 112 | 86 | 20 | 6 |
1985 | Dude – this island's got a dress code! | 1.2857 | 0.05295 | 112 | 86 | 20 | 6 |
1986 | Next one will grow in at least four weeks... | 1.2857 | 0.05141 | 112 | 85 | 22 | 5 |
1987 | Isn't this what you wanted to be doing when you turned 40? | 1.2857 | 0.05295 | 112 | 86 | 20 | 6 |
1988 | After a while, you learn to live with it. | 1.2857 | 0.05141 | 112 | 85 | 22 | 5 |
1989 | A tale of two quarantines. | 1.2857 | 0.05295 | 112 | 86 | 20 | 6 |
1990 | By the way, we are out of coconuts. | 1.2857 | 0.05295 | 112 | 86 | 20 | 6 |
1991 | Look where all that hard work got you. | 1.2857 | 0.04982 | 112 | 84 | 24 | 4 |
1992 | You have to start working from home. | 1.2857 | 0.05141 | 112 | 85 | 22 | 5 |
1993 | Hey buddy, your mirage, your rules, but would it kill you to get me a refill? | 1.2857 | 0.05295 | 112 | 86 | 20 | 6 |
1994 | I see you've been listening to Trump. | 1.2857 | 0.04818 | 112 | 83 | 26 | 3 |
1995 | I'm not lazy, I'm delegating. | 1.2857 | 0.05295 | 112 | 86 | 20 | 6 |
1996 | Go back where you came from... I'm self-isolating. | 1.2857 | 0.05445 | 112 | 87 | 18 | 7 |
1997 | You gotta stand six feet away, man. | 1.2857 | 0.05141 | 112 | 85 | 22 | 5 |
1998 | If only you'd left in 2016 like I told you... | 1.2857 | 0.05141 | 112 | 85 | 22 | 5 |
1999 | Don't worry, be happy! | 1.2857 | 0.05295 | 112 | 86 | 20 | 6 |
2000 | Just making the best of it. You’re the idiot who suggested I invest in fossil fuels. | 1.2857 | 0.05295 | 112 | 86 | 20 | 6 |
2001 | Long day? | 1.2857 | 0.05445 | 112 | 87 | 18 | 7 |
2002 | Drink enough quarintinis and you won’t mind the isolation! | 1.2857 | 0.05141 | 112 | 85 | 22 | 5 |
2003 | Life Insurance? Sorry but I just signed up with the guy that dropped by earlier. | 1.2857 | 0.05141 | 112 | 85 | 22 | 5 |
2004 | Took you long enough! Do you have the reports I asked for? | 1.2857 | 0.05295 | 112 | 86 | 20 | 6 |
2005 | Yeah, it's casual Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday. | 1.2857 | 0.05295 | 112 | 86 | 20 | 6 |
2006 | Sorry Dude, you were gone so long I drank it. | 1.2857 | 0.05295 | 112 | 86 | 20 | 6 |
2007 | I'd offer you this lounge chair but I'm afraid you'd accept it. | 1.2857 | 0.05295 | 112 | 86 | 20 | 6 |
2008 | Bro, you're in my sun. | 1.2857 | 0.05445 | 112 | 87 | 18 | 7 |
2009 | Do the letters BYOB mean anything to you? | 1.2857 | 0.05733 | 112 | 89 | 14 | 9 |
2010 | With my free time I enter The New Yorker's caption contest each week and vote for myself repeatedly. | 1.2857 | 0.04648 | 112 | 82 | 28 | 2 |
2011 | You look beat. Why don’t you just shelter in place, like me? | 1.2857 | 0.05141 | 112 | 85 | 22 | 5 |
2012 | I told you to pack a swimsuit. | 1.2857 | 0.05141 | 112 | 85 | 22 | 5 |
2013 | Ayahuasca? | 1.2857 | 0.05591 | 112 | 88 | 16 | 8 |
2014 | All anybody really needs here is one of these little umbrellas. | 1.2857 | 0.05445 | 112 | 87 | 18 | 7 |
2015 | Do I look like I need auto insurance? | 1.2857 | 0.05295 | 112 | 86 | 20 | 6 |
2016 | New here? Let me show you 'round the place. | 1.2857 | 0.04982 | 112 | 84 | 24 | 4 |
2017 | What happened? Is this how America got great again ? | 1.2857 | 0.05141 | 112 | 85 | 22 | 5 |
2018 | The invitation said 'Casual,' not 'Business Casual!' | 1.2857 | 0.04982 | 112 | 84 | 24 | 4 |
2019 | And why would I want what you're selling? | 1.2857 | 0.05141 | 112 | 85 | 22 | 5 |
2020 | I was once like you | 1.2857 | 0.05295 | 112 | 86 | 20 | 6 |
2021 | It's not bad after you get used to the time change. | 1.2857 | 0.05445 | 112 | 87 | 18 | 7 |
2022 | Thanks, but I’m happy with the energy plan I have now. | 1.2857 | 0.05295 | 112 | 86 | 20 | 6 |
2023 | You're just so isolated in that cubicle, y'know? | 1.2857 | 0.05445 | 112 | 87 | 18 | 7 |
2024 | Leaving? But Capitalism is working great! | 1.2857 | 0.05591 | 112 | 88 | 16 | 8 |
2025 | Mai tai, my tie guy? | 1.2857 | 0.04982 | 112 | 84 | 24 | 4 |
2026 | Voted early? Good for you. | 1.2857 | 0.05141 | 112 | 85 | 22 | 5 |
2027 | You're right. I have been served. | 1.2857 | 0.05295 | 112 | 86 | 20 | 6 |
2028 | Dude... you know that report's due next week, right? | 1.2857 | 0.05141 | 112 | 85 | 22 | 5 |
2029 | You'll need a visa, one shoe, and a few good recipes for coconut cocktails. | 1.2857 | 0.04982 | 112 | 84 | 24 | 4 |
2030 | I sure hope you're a rum salesman with samples in that case. | 1.2857 | 0.04982 | 112 | 84 | 24 | 4 |
2031 | This IS an escape! We’ve got pina coladas, lots of rain. So, meet me by the dunes, say at midnight? | 1.2857 | 0.05591 | 112 | 88 | 16 | 8 |
2032 | And now on that note, sir, you have been served. | 1.2857 | 0.05445 | 112 | 87 | 18 | 7 |
2033 | It's like a piña colada, only just colada. | 1.2857 | 0.05141 | 112 | 85 | 22 | 5 |
2034 | That both men washed up on the same tiny island but would never be found felt very 2020. | 1.2857 | 0.05445 | 112 | 87 | 18 | 7 |
2035 | Sorry, there was just the one coconut. | 1.2857 | 0.04982 | 112 | 84 | 24 | 4 |
2036 | Well, we couldn't risk having the Federal Government sniffing around our tax return docs, amirite? | 1.2857 | 0.05445 | 112 | 87 | 18 | 7 |
2037 | Congratulations, you survived 2020... | 1.2857 | 0.05141 | 112 | 85 | 22 | 5 |
2038 | Told you Zoom is better | 1.2857 | 0.04982 | 112 | 84 | 24 | 4 |
2039 | Relax, melanoma is a liberal hoax. We'll have a vaccine by election day. #warpspeed #doublethink | 1.2857 | 0.05141 | 112 | 85 | 22 | 5 |
2040 | Bro, you’re doing this whole ‘working remotely’ thing wrong. | 1.2857 | 0.05141 | 112 | 85 | 22 | 5 |
2041 | I’m guessing they don’t let you work from home | 1.2857 | 0.04818 | 112 | 83 | 26 | 3 |
2042 | Business as usual, Alex? | 1.2857 | 0.04818 | 112 | 83 | 26 | 3 |
2043 | You can start by getting me another drink. | 1.2857 | 0.04818 | 112 | 83 | 26 | 3 |
2044 | Life’s a beach, bro. | 1.2857 | 0.05445 | 112 | 87 | 18 | 7 |
2045 | Working from home is a mentality, Mike. You need to adapt | 1.2857 | 0.05295 | 112 | 86 | 20 | 6 |
2046 | The bad news? There was only one coconut. | 1.2857 | 0.05141 | 112 | 85 | 22 | 5 |
2047 | I like to think of it more as a dessert island, life here is pretty sweet! | 1.2845 | 0.05310 | 116 | 90 | 19 | 7 |
2048 | The bar is great. The rooms not so much. | 1.2845 | 0.05167 | 116 | 89 | 21 | 6 |
2049 | You should try being more fortunate. | 1.2845 | 0.05310 | 116 | 90 | 19 | 7 |
2050 | Oh, good. You got paper in that briefcase? 'Cause I drank about five of these coconuts in the last hour. | 1.2845 | 0.05449 | 116 | 91 | 17 | 8 |
2051 | About time..., fill it up | 1.2845 | 0.05449 | 116 | 91 | 17 | 8 |
2052 | Chill out brother, it's not the end of the world | 1.2845 | 0.05449 | 116 | 91 | 17 | 8 |
2053 | Sorry man, this was the last coconut. | 1.2832 | 0.04944 | 113 | 85 | 24 | 4 |
2054 | You didn't get the memo about Casual Fridays? | 1.2818 | 0.05024 | 110 | 83 | 23 | 4 |
2055 | After you've been here awhile, it's pretty boring. | 1.2812 | 0.05678 | 96 | 74 | 17 | 5 |
2056 | It's a matter of mindfulness dude! | 1.2807 | 0.05063 | 114 | 87 | 22 | 5 |
2057 | I'm Rob. You're Friday. Another one,please. | 1.2804 | 0.05277 | 107 | 82 | 20 | 5 |
2058 | Dude, they now deliver here. | 1.2804 | 0.05602 | 107 | 84 | 16 | 7 |
2059 | No soliciting. | 1.2804 | 0.05277 | 107 | 82 | 20 | 5 |
2060 | That rip current's something, isn't it? | 1.2804 | 0.05757 | 107 | 85 | 14 | 8 |
2061 | Relaxation is a state-of-mind and also a requirement of my trust fund. | 1.2804 | 0.05442 | 107 | 83 | 18 | 6 |
2062 | Another census taker? I ate the last one's liver with fava beans and a nice Chianti. | 1.2804 | 0.05602 | 107 | 84 | 16 | 7 |
2063 | They delivered. | 1.2804 | 0.05277 | 107 | 82 | 20 | 5 |
2064 | If you want to stay, put on a mask! | 1.2804 | 0.05108 | 107 | 81 | 22 | 4 |
2065 | Hey man, welcome. Bet that suit looked good when you were strolling the White House. | 1.2804 | 0.05757 | 107 | 85 | 14 | 8 |
2066 | Remind me again — why should I buy my produce from you? | 1.2804 | 0.05277 | 107 | 82 | 20 | 5 |
2067 | You're in Paradise, man. Lose the tie. | 1.2804 | 0.05442 | 107 | 83 | 18 | 6 |
2068 | Welcome to paradise! How was your trip? | 1.2804 | 0.04932 | 107 | 80 | 24 | 3 |
2069 | Hey ‘ol sport, would you might getting me a refill? | 1.2804 | 0.05442 | 107 | 83 | 18 | 6 |
2070 | Bloom where you are planted dude. | 1.2804 | 0.04932 | 107 | 80 | 24 | 3 |
2071 | Honey, you’ll never believe the day I’ve had! | 1.2804 | 0.05602 | 107 | 84 | 16 | 7 |
2072 | It's good you remembered to pack a tie | 1.2804 | 0.05277 | 107 | 82 | 20 | 5 |
2073 | Is that a conch in your pants or are you happy to see me? | 1.2804 | 0.05757 | 107 | 85 | 14 | 8 |
2074 | This time, more piña, less colada. | 1.2804 | 0.05108 | 107 | 81 | 22 | 4 |
2075 | Tell the ex I do admire her--and your--persistence. | 1.2804 | 0.05277 | 107 | 82 | 20 | 5 |
2076 | Please tell me you've got some rum in that briefcase. | 1.2804 | 0.04932 | 107 | 80 | 24 | 3 |
2077 | Hey, you come here often? | 1.2804 | 0.05602 | 107 | 84 | 16 | 7 |
2078 | You'll have to quarantine on the north side of the island. " | 1.2804 | 0.05602 | 107 | 84 | 16 | 7 |
2079 | Want to get wrecked? | 1.2804 | 0.05442 | 107 | 83 | 18 | 6 |
2080 | Sorry dude, I just snagged the last coconut. | 1.2804 | 0.05277 | 107 | 82 | 20 | 5 |
2081 | I am here to repossess your palm tree! | 1.2804 | 0.05108 | 107 | 81 | 22 | 4 |
2082 | Sorry, they said I could have a late check out. | 1.2804 | 0.05908 | 107 | 86 | 12 | 9 |
2083 | I worked myself up from the bottom. You could say I am an island unto myself. | 1.2804 | 0.05908 | 107 | 86 | 12 | 9 |
2084 | Hey, man, get a mask or find your own island. | 1.2804 | 0.05757 | 107 | 85 | 14 | 8 |
2085 | I'm a climate-change survivor! What are you? | 1.2804 | 0.04932 | 107 | 80 | 24 | 3 |
2086 | Hey man, work’s not currently trending here | 1.2804 | 0.05108 | 107 | 81 | 22 | 4 |
2087 | I couldn’t go anywhere else during Covid-19. | 1.2804 | 0.05277 | 107 | 82 | 20 | 5 |
2088 | The shoe is on the other foot. | 1.2804 | 0.05108 | 107 | 81 | 22 | 4 |
2089 | I hope you're an inflatable doll salesman. | 1.2804 | 0.05108 | 107 | 81 | 22 | 4 |
2090 | That’s not the worst of it. We’re out of mini umbrellas. | 1.2804 | 0.05277 | 107 | 82 | 20 | 5 |
2091 | Your client moved two islands to the East. | 1.2804 | 0.05108 | 107 | 81 | 22 | 4 |
2092 | Sorry, bro....last coconut. | 1.2804 | 0.04750 | 107 | 79 | 26 | 2 |
2093 | Well, my phone was on Airplane Mode. | 1.2804 | 0.05757 | 107 | 85 | 14 | 8 |
2094 | Another Seawater, por favor. | 1.2804 | 0.05602 | 107 | 84 | 16 | 7 |
2095 | Sorry, but there's no reservation in your name. | 1.2804 | 0.05602 | 107 | 84 | 16 | 7 |
2096 | Did you book all-inclusive too? | 1.2804 | 0.05602 | 107 | 84 | 16 | 7 |
2097 | I hope that rescue boat arrives soon—I need another piña colada! | 1.2804 | 0.05757 | 107 | 85 | 14 | 8 |
2098 | Finally furloughed, huh? | 1.2804 | 0.05108 | 107 | 81 | 22 | 4 |
2099 | Did you bring home dinner? | 1.2804 | 0.05108 | 107 | 81 | 22 | 4 |
2100 | Let me guess. Southern District of New York? Trump tax case? | 1.2804 | 0.05602 | 107 | 84 | 16 | 7 |
2101 | When they said to bring your luggage, they didn't mean your emotional baggage Jerry | 1.2804 | 0.05277 | 107 | 82 | 20 | 5 |
2102 | Have a sip. It will be awhile before the waitress returns. | 1.2804 | 0.05277 | 107 | 82 | 20 | 5 |
2103 | Grab a drink and pull up a chair. | 1.2804 | 0.05108 | 107 | 81 | 22 | 4 |
2104 | You’re welcome to stay as long as you wear a mask and stay socially distant. | 1.2804 | 0.05602 | 107 | 84 | 16 | 7 |
2105 | Sorry. First come, first served. | 1.2804 | 0.05277 | 107 | 82 | 20 | 5 |
2106 | Sorry, buddy, but six feet puts you right back in the water. | 1.2804 | 0.05277 | 107 | 82 | 20 | 5 |
2107 | Here on business" | 1.2804 | 0.05277 | 107 | 82 | 20 | 5 |
2108 | The bar is closed. | 1.2804 | 0.05277 | 107 | 82 | 20 | 5 |
2109 | You made it! Welcome to “somewhere”. | 1.2804 | 0.05442 | 107 | 83 | 18 | 6 |
2110 | Welcome! Please self isolate to observe the 14 day quarantine. | 1.2804 | 0.05108 | 107 | 81 | 22 | 4 |
2111 | The drinks are good, but the service is terrible. | 1.2804 | 0.05108 | 107 | 81 | 22 | 4 |
2112 | I made the straw out of microplastics and despair. | 1.2804 | 0.05757 | 107 | 85 | 14 | 8 |
2113 | Relax, it's just part of our new associates hazing. You've passed. | 1.2804 | 0.05602 | 107 | 84 | 16 | 7 |
2114 | Looks like somebody woke up on the wrong side of the shipwreck. | 1.2804 | 0.04932 | 107 | 80 | 24 | 3 |
2115 | No, it wasn't a false background on the Zoom meeting! | 1.2804 | 0.05602 | 107 | 84 | 16 | 7 |
2116 | You should try to relax before the tide starts coming back in. | 1.2804 | 0.05277 | 107 | 82 | 20 | 5 |
2117 | Next season on Survivor: Working hard vs. hardly working | 1.2804 | 0.05108 | 107 | 81 | 22 | 4 |
2118 | Trust me. It's worth it. | 1.2804 | 0.05442 | 107 | 83 | 18 | 6 |
2119 | That's right, you're hallucinating. | 1.2804 | 0.05602 | 107 | 84 | 16 | 7 |
2120 | If you’re going back out can you get me another one? | 1.2804 | 0.05108 | 107 | 81 | 22 | 4 |
2121 | I hope that suitcase contains a negative PCR test, pal | 1.2804 | 0.05757 | 107 | 85 | 14 | 8 |
2122 | Trust me, it is all about critical thinking | 1.2804 | 0.05108 | 107 | 81 | 22 | 4 |
2123 | Sorry, the position has been filled | 1.2804 | 0.05602 | 107 | 84 | 16 | 7 |
2124 | We’re out of coconuts. | 1.2804 | 0.05757 | 107 | 85 | 14 | 8 |
2125 | If they're counting these as vacation days, so am I. | 1.2804 | 0.05602 | 107 | 84 | 16 | 7 |
2126 | "You know it's unprofessional to only wear one shoe. | 1.2804 | 0.05108 | 107 | 81 | 22 | 4 |
2127 | I remember when my Malaysian Airlines flight went down too | 1.2804 | 0.05442 | 107 | 83 | 18 | 6 |
2128 | You're in my sun. | 1.2804 | 0.05442 | 107 | 83 | 18 | 6 |
2129 | If you're here to audit me, you went to a lot of trouble for nothing! | 1.2804 | 0.05442 | 107 | 83 | 18 | 6 |
2130 | Just so you are aware, we do practice social distancing. | 1.2804 | 0.04932 | 107 | 80 | 24 | 3 |
2131 | Wanna tell me again how cheap your flight was? | 1.2804 | 0.05442 | 107 | 83 | 18 | 6 |
2132 | Forget the office, man. Try Zoom. | 1.2804 | 0.05108 | 107 | 81 | 22 | 4 |
2133 | I told you to get TSA precheck | 1.2804 | 0.05108 | 107 | 81 | 22 | 4 |
2134 | I know you love your job, but that commute is killing you. | 1.2804 | 0.05277 | 107 | 82 | 20 | 5 |
2135 | Let me guess, Trump administration? | 1.2804 | 0.05442 | 107 | 83 | 18 | 6 |
2136 | Mai Tai is in better shape than your tie. | 1.2804 | 0.05442 | 107 | 83 | 18 | 6 |
2137 | Is it still 2020? | 1.2804 | 0.05757 | 107 | 85 | 14 | 8 |
2138 | Sure you'd rather be me. Dream on! | 1.2793 | 0.05456 | 111 | 87 | 17 | 7 |
2139 | Contact tracing?.. I'm sure, I got it from you. | 1.2793 | 0.05604 | 111 | 88 | 15 | 8 |
2140 | Seriously bro, just delete Twitter. | 1.2778 | 0.05398 | 108 | 84 | 18 | 6 |
2141 | It's not much, but it is home. | 1.2762 | 0.04972 | 105 | 79 | 23 | 3 |
2142 | I'd have voted by mail, but Donald didn't send me any stamps this time around... | 1.2762 | 0.05327 | 105 | 81 | 19 | 5 |
2143 | Trust me, three months ago, I looked just like you. | 1.2752 | 0.05354 | 109 | 85 | 18 | 6 |
2144 | Have a drink and relax, the next cruise ship should be along any year now. | 1.2752 | 0.05510 | 109 | 86 | 16 | 7 |
2145 | Are you the new cabana boy? | 1.2718 | 0.05198 | 103 | 79 | 20 | 4 |
2146 | We'll make the SOS sign soon, but I needed this | 1.2718 | 0.05198 | 103 | 79 | 20 | 4 |
2147 | Can I first see your negative test results for the C-19, bro? | 1.2718 | 0.05198 | 103 | 79 | 20 | 4 |
2148 | Here for the "work-cation?" | 1.2718 | 0.05552 | 103 | 81 | 16 | 6 |
2149 | The style is ok, but your tan could use some work. | 1.2718 | 0.05378 | 103 | 80 | 18 | 5 |
2150 | Mai-Tai? Your's is looking a bit damp. | 1.2718 | 0.05721 | 103 | 82 | 14 | 7 |
2151 | I feel bad about the plastic straw but these are difficult times. | 1.2718 | 0.05198 | 103 | 79 | 20 | 4 |
2152 | Quarantine on the other side of the tree | 1.2718 | 0.05378 | 103 | 80 | 18 | 5 |
2153 | Dude! Dreams help you get in touch with your inner conflict. Aloha. | 1.2718 | 0.05552 | 103 | 81 | 16 | 6 |
2154 | I don't suppose you have a chaise lounge,swimming trunks,and sunglasses in that suitcase? | 1.2718 | 0.04818 | 103 | 77 | 24 | 2 |
2155 | You're overdressed. | 1.2718 | 0.05552 | 103 | 81 | 16 | 6 |
2156 | How's that rat race treating you? | 1.2718 | 0.05378 | 103 | 80 | 18 | 5 |
2157 | Once you get with the program here it's pretty much Margaritaville. | 1.2718 | 0.04616 | 103 | 76 | 26 | 1 |
2158 | Yeah, sorry, I think I got the last one. | 1.2718 | 0.05552 | 103 | 81 | 16 | 6 |
2159 | Bummer! I have covid19. | 1.2718 | 0.05552 | 103 | 81 | 16 | 6 |
2160 | Welcome to my sand bar! | 1.2718 | 0.05378 | 103 | 80 | 18 | 5 |
2161 | You’re Late. So I started without you. | 1.2718 | 0.05012 | 103 | 78 | 22 | 3 |
2162 | Bad timing, the kitchen just closed. | 1.2718 | 0.05552 | 103 | 81 | 16 | 6 |
2163 | It's all your mindset | 1.2718 | 0.05198 | 103 | 79 | 20 | 4 |
2164 | Sorry, but I require you to be tested before entering into my bubble. | 1.2718 | 0.05885 | 103 | 83 | 12 | 8 |
2165 | The drinks are great, but it's a LONG walk to the cabana. | 1.2718 | 0.05198 | 103 | 79 | 20 | 4 |
2166 | I'm sorry. You'll just have to find another deserted island. | 1.2718 | 0.05552 | 103 | 81 | 16 | 6 |
2167 | But sir, I have come a very long way to get your signature on the merger documents. | 1.2718 | 0.05721 | 103 | 82 | 14 | 7 |
2168 | What’s for dinner? | 1.2718 | 0.05552 | 103 | 81 | 16 | 6 |
2169 | I don't want to hear how tough it was to get here; just tell how my 401K is doing. | 1.2718 | 0.05552 | 103 | 81 | 16 | 6 |
2170 | Nooooo I don’t want life insurance. | 1.2718 | 0.05198 | 103 | 79 | 20 | 4 |
2171 | Oh good the help showed up - can you get me another coconut? This tree is empty. | 1.2718 | 0.05721 | 103 | 82 | 14 | 7 |
2172 | I'm sorry, but the statute of limitations just expired. | 1.2718 | 0.05552 | 103 | 81 | 16 | 6 |
2173 | Hey man, its not about where you are but how you got here. | 1.2718 | 0.04818 | 103 | 77 | 24 | 2 |
2174 | Dude, six feet away, please. | 1.2718 | 0.05378 | 103 | 80 | 18 | 5 |
2175 | I’ll offer you a drink after you complete your two-week quarantine. | 1.2718 | 0.05378 | 103 | 80 | 18 | 5 |
2176 | We have different ideas of what "business casual" means, I get it. | 1.2718 | 0.05198 | 103 | 79 | 20 | 4 |
2177 | You're here at last! I'll sign the acquisition papers now if you'll just get them out of your briefcase. | 1.2718 | 0.05378 | 103 | 80 | 18 | 5 |
2178 | And since this was a business meeting, don’t forget to write off my coconut. | 1.2718 | 0.05552 | 103 | 81 | 16 | 6 |
2179 | I’ll email for help once they set us up with WiFi. | 1.2718 | 0.04818 | 103 | 77 | 24 | 2 |
2180 | I paid more taxes than the president. What do you want more? | 1.2718 | 0.05378 | 103 | 80 | 18 | 5 |
2181 | Welcome! Here it is Mai-tai, NOT Wifi! Get used to it. | 1.2718 | 0.05721 | 103 | 82 | 14 | 7 |
2182 | Just relax, Dave. | 1.2718 | 0.05012 | 103 | 81 | 18 | 4 |
2183 | So I see Brenda DID forget about the prenup. | 1.2718 | 0.05885 | 103 | 83 | 12 | 8 |
2184 | Welcome to real social distancing, compadre. | 1.2718 | 0.05552 | 103 | 81 | 16 | 6 |
2185 | Sorry man, Happy Hour ended 20 minutes ago. | 1.2718 | 0.05552 | 103 | 81 | 16 | 6 |
2186 | While you're up...would you mind | 1.2718 | 0.05552 | 103 | 81 | 16 | 6 |
2187 | As per executive order, I will have to ask you to quarantine for 14 days. | 1.2718 | 0.05012 | 103 | 78 | 22 | 3 |
2188 | Fetch me another, would you? And add a twenty-percent tip for your trouble. | 1.2718 | 0.05721 | 103 | 82 | 14 | 7 |
2189 | Sometimes our dreams come true...but you gotta watch the drinking, and who you vote for. | 1.2718 | 0.05721 | 103 | 82 | 14 | 7 |
2190 | No masks, no social distancing. I't paradise. | 1.2718 | 0.05721 | 103 | 82 | 14 | 7 |
2191 | You gotta love Uber-eats. | 1.2718 | 0.05378 | 103 | 80 | 18 | 5 |
2192 | Hi, you know what I am? What? Boyfriend material | 1.2718 | 0.05378 | 103 | 80 | 18 | 5 |
2193 | I'll do your taxes for a sip of that. | 1.2718 | 0.05198 | 103 | 79 | 20 | 4 |
2194 | Correct. This is H.R. | 1.2718 | 0.05198 | 103 | 79 | 20 | 4 |
2195 | Six feet apart is technically in the ocean so... | 1.2718 | 0.05552 | 103 | 81 | 16 | 6 |
2196 | It was a demonstration on how to get out of the plane | 1.2718 | 0.05378 | 103 | 80 | 18 | 5 |
2197 | Swimming with the sharks isn’t a real thing you know. | 1.2718 | 0.05378 | 103 | 80 | 18 | 5 |
2198 | Yes, I've read The Talented Mr. Ripley. Why? | 1.2718 | 0.05012 | 103 | 78 | 22 | 3 |
2199 | Didn't you get my email about casual Fridays? | 1.2718 | 0.05378 | 103 | 80 | 18 | 5 |
2200 | If you don't have shoes, you can't lose shoes. | 1.2718 | 0.05012 | 103 | 78 | 22 | 3 |
2201 | Why don't you pull up a chair. | 1.2718 | 0.04616 | 103 | 76 | 26 | 1 |
2202 | It’s called working remotely...you should try it. | 1.2718 | 0.05198 | 103 | 79 | 20 | 4 |
2203 | Sorry dude, this section is taken | 1.2718 | 0.05198 | 103 | 79 | 20 | 4 |
2204 | Make sure you stay off my ‘premium’ side of the lost-desert-island experience. Thanks. | 1.2718 | 0.05378 | 103 | 80 | 18 | 5 |
2205 | Hey man, you're blocking my view! | 1.2718 | 0.05198 | 103 | 79 | 20 | 4 |
2206 | every day is dress down Friday here man | 1.2718 | 0.05012 | 103 | 78 | 22 | 3 |
2207 | Looks like someone’s got a case of the Monday’s | 1.2718 | 0.05378 | 103 | 80 | 18 | 5 |
2208 | Service here is terrible. | 1.2718 | 0.05198 | 103 | 79 | 20 | 4 |
2209 | Sorry, I actually renewed my auto maintenance contract just before I left town. | 1.2692 | 0.04970 | 104 | 79 | 22 | 3 |
2210 | Dude, I was beginning to think something might have happened to you. | 1.2692 | 0.05155 | 104 | 80 | 20 | 4 |
2211 | Have a drink while you tell me about rising sea level insurance. | 1.2692 | 0.04970 | 104 | 79 | 22 | 3 |
2212 | I think you might be overdressed... | 1.2692 | 0.05155 | 104 | 80 | 20 | 4 |
2213 | Our office is taking social distancing to the next level. | 1.2692 | 0.04579 | 104 | 77 | 26 | 1 |
2214 | I gave up my tie for Mai Tai. | 1.2692 | 0.05155 | 104 | 80 | 20 | 4 |
2215 | I see you missed the ferry... | 1.2692 | 0.05155 | 104 | 80 | 20 | 4 |
2216 | Welcome to either Proud Boy Heaven or Proud Boy Hell. Depends on which twitter account you were following. | 1.2673 | 0.05610 | 101 | 80 | 15 | 6 |
2217 | Have you seen Fight Club? Or The Wire. We can talk about either. | 1.2673 | 0.05430 | 101 | 79 | 17 | 5 |
2218 | I'm guessing you don't have anything I'd be willing to trade this for. | 1.2647 | 0.05383 | 102 | 80 | 17 | 5 |
2219 | I think I'll call you Wilson. | 1.2647 | 0.05200 | 102 | 79 | 19 | 4 |
2220 | The Good News - you don't need to wear a face mask | 1.2647 | 0.05732 | 102 | 82 | 13 | 7 |
2221 | And I’m developing an HGTV pilot called Castaway Cribs. | 1.2647 | 0.04812 | 102 | 77 | 23 | 2 |
2222 | Any closer pal and you'll have to wear a face mask! | 1.2647 | 0.05899 | 102 | 83 | 11 | 8 |
2223 | I don't know why you're so mad. They asked who I'd choose to be stranded on a desert island with, and I said you. It's a compliment. | 1.2647 | 0.05561 | 102 | 81 | 15 | 6 |
2224 | Be a doll and get me some fresh ice. | 1.2647 | 0.05383 | 102 | 80 | 17 | 5 |
2225 | Come here often? | 1.2647 | 0.04812 | 102 | 77 | 23 | 2 |
2226 | Can you come back tomorrow, I'm just swamped. | 1.2647 | 0.05383 | 102 | 80 | 17 | 5 |
2227 | The chaise longue, the cocoanuts, and the shade are mine; otherwise, make yourself at home. | 1.2647 | 0.05561 | 102 | 81 | 15 | 6 |
2228 | Dude,you're set for some bad tan lines | 1.2647 | 0.05383 | 102 | 80 | 17 | 5 |
2229 | Welcome! It's called asana figure 4 with a cocktail! | 1.2647 | 0.05200 | 102 | 79 | 19 | 4 |
2230 | I simply Marie Kondo'd all but the joyful things in life | 1.2637 | 0.05813 | 91 | 72 | 14 | 5 |
2231 | You're the new guy, so that puts you on drinks duty. I'll have another Coconut Sunrise, extra ice. Chop chop! | 1.2626 | 0.05292 | 99 | 77 | 18 | 4 |
2232 | Yeah, on second thought I've decided the restraining order is overkill. | 1.2626 | 0.05847 | 99 | 80 | 12 | 7 |
2233 | Covid ? All I have is coconut. | 1.2626 | 0.05668 | 99 | 79 | 14 | 6 |
2234 | ...And it comes with a wonderful solar system. | 1.2626 | 0.04887 | 99 | 75 | 22 | 2 |
2235 | You're in luck, the bar's open" | 1.2626 | 0.05292 | 99 | 77 | 18 | 4 |
2236 | Try to fit in. | 1.2626 | 0.05483 | 99 | 78 | 16 | 5 |
2237 | Wouldn’t you prefer to work remotely? | 1.2626 | 0.04887 | 99 | 75 | 22 | 2 |
2238 | I’m not flying or going indoors until this whole thing washes over. | 1.2626 | 0.05668 | 99 | 79 | 14 | 6 |
2239 | I paid for the all inclusive, | 1.2626 | 0.05483 | 99 | 78 | 16 | 5 |
2240 | Hey, we're stuck here, don't ask where I got the rum, drink up! | 1.2626 | 0.05094 | 99 | 76 | 20 | 3 |
2241 | You should really consider working from home. | 1.2626 | 0.05292 | 99 | 77 | 18 | 4 |
2242 | You better get settled soon. Lights out at 9. | 1.2626 | 0.05292 | 99 | 77 | 18 | 4 |
2243 | Have you been tested for Coved? | 1.2626 | 0.05483 | 99 | 78 | 16 | 5 |
2244 | Sorry I took the last one - wasn’t expecting company. | 1.2626 | 0.05292 | 99 | 77 | 18 | 4 |
2245 | You know it's Casual Friday, right? | 1.2626 | 0.05094 | 99 | 76 | 20 | 3 |
2246 | Let me guess, three-hour tour? | 1.2626 | 0.05483 | 99 | 78 | 16 | 5 |
2247 | Dude, you’re blocking my sun. | 1.2626 | 0.05292 | 99 | 77 | 18 | 4 |
2248 | Did you misread the ad? I specifically requested a female. | 1.2626 | 0.05668 | 99 | 79 | 14 | 6 |
2249 | Here, take a coconut, they calm you down | 1.2626 | 0.05094 | 99 | 76 | 20 | 3 |
2250 | I just had the cruise ship drop me off. | 1.2626 | 0.05094 | 99 | 76 | 20 | 3 |
2251 | Save your self some time and accept unemployment gracefully. | 1.2626 | 0.05483 | 99 | 78 | 16 | 5 |
2252 | So... since working at home with the family obviously hasn’t worked for you, can I make a suggestion? | 1.2626 | 0.05483 | 99 | 78 | 16 | 5 |
2253 | Technically, it’s still a cannibal island. | 1.2626 | 0.05483 | 99 | 78 | 16 | 5 |
2254 | Covid, schmovid. You're late, and this is the last coconut. | 1.2626 | 0.05292 | 99 | 77 | 18 | 4 |
2255 | Definitely a pretty cool place. Even better if you take your saltwater neat. | 1.2626 | 0.05668 | 99 | 79 | 14 | 6 |
2256 | I don’t suppose you brought pineapple? | 1.2626 | 0.05094 | 99 | 76 | 20 | 3 |
2257 | Hey dude, I don’t mean to upset you but it looks like you’ve lost a shoe. | 1.2626 | 0.05094 | 99 | 76 | 20 | 3 |
2258 | Sorry dude. Not really interested in life insurance. But would you happen to have any rum in there? | 1.2626 | 0.05483 | 99 | 78 | 16 | 5 |
2259 | To get to Manhattan you'll have to turn around, swim back across the Pacific Ocean, and then hitch a ride bound for the Atlantic coast. | 1.2626 | 0.05094 | 99 | 76 | 20 | 3 |
2260 | Welcome to BLISS, the former White House staff resort. | 1.2626 | 0.05094 | 99 | 76 | 20 | 3 |
2261 | It's about time my favorite accountant has arrived. Care for a Pina Colada? | 1.2626 | 0.05847 | 99 | 80 | 12 | 7 |
2262 | Bar's in the back. | 1.2626 | 0.05668 | 99 | 79 | 14 | 6 |
2263 | So, forgot your American Express card? | 1.2626 | 0.05292 | 99 | 77 | 18 | 4 |
2264 | Hey man,you're trespassing on my parent's property. | 1.2626 | 0.06021 | 99 | 81 | 10 | 8 |
2265 | I might have been stranded while vacationing, but I'm actually influencing followers like yourself. | 1.2626 | 0.05483 | 99 | 78 | 16 | 5 |
2266 | Public Transportaion? Told you it was dangerous! | 1.2626 | 0.05094 | 99 | 76 | 20 | 3 |
2267 | I hope you brought some Almond Joys. | 1.2626 | 0.05094 | 99 | 76 | 20 | 3 |
2268 | This is the Walter Reed Presidential Suite: No masks, no social distancing, experimental cocktails on the house... Didn't you tip the Secret Service guy at the door? | 1.2626 | 0.05094 | 99 | 76 | 20 | 3 |
2269 | Thanks but it's a little late for travel insurance | 1.2626 | 0.05292 | 99 | 77 | 18 | 4 |
2270 | I told you you’d be washed up some day.” | 1.2626 | 0.05483 | 99 | 78 | 16 | 5 |
2271 | Thanks, but I don't need any insurance . . . | 1.2626 | 0.05292 | 99 | 77 | 18 | 4 |
2272 | I hope you brought suntan lotion. | 1.2626 | 0.05483 | 99 | 78 | 16 | 5 |
2273 | You must have gotten up on the wrong side of the island this morning. | 1.2626 | 0.05094 | 99 | 76 | 20 | 3 |
2274 | Here, take a sip of this vaccine. | 1.2626 | 0.05094 | 99 | 76 | 20 | 3 |
2275 | I've about had it with your whining on the tax structure. | 1.2626 | 0.05847 | 99 | 80 | 12 | 7 |
2276 | Now just two weeks in quarantine and you're golden. | 1.2626 | 0.05292 | 99 | 77 | 18 | 4 |
2277 | Geez, no mask, bro? | 1.2626 | 0.05292 | 99 | 77 | 18 | 4 |
2278 | Well, I hope you have more little umbrellas in that case. | 1.2626 | 0.05292 | 99 | 77 | 18 | 4 |
2279 | Welcome stranger. Your search has ended. | 1.2626 | 0.05292 | 99 | 77 | 18 | 4 |
2280 | Sorry. You’ve got to leave; not room enough for social distancing. | 1.2626 | 0.04671 | 99 | 74 | 24 | 1 |
2281 | "Don't let that little umbrella fool you. There's no cocktail unless you've got some rum in that attache case. | 1.2626 | 0.05483 | 99 | 78 | 16 | 5 |
2282 | Relax, the beauty of working remotely is no one can see you. | 1.2626 | 0.05668 | 99 | 79 | 14 | 6 |
2283 | Welcome to my Corona paradise. | 1.2626 | 0.05668 | 99 | 79 | 14 | 6 |
2284 | Duuuude....six feet.. please !! | 1.2626 | 0.05292 | 99 | 77 | 18 | 4 |
2285 | Nice briefcase. It's my day off. | 1.2626 | 0.05292 | 99 | 77 | 18 | 4 |
2286 | That`s not six feet, brah. | 1.2626 | 0.05668 | 99 | 79 | 14 | 6 |
2287 | It's Covid-casual here too. | 1.2626 | 0.05094 | 99 | 76 | 20 | 3 |
2288 | Hey Dude didn't you get the memo? We're changed the meeting to zoom. | 1.2626 | 0.05847 | 99 | 80 | 12 | 7 |
2289 | What rat race? | 1.2626 | 0.05668 | 99 | 79 | 14 | 6 |
2290 | Just drink the frickin Kool aide, man. | 1.2626 | 0.05847 | 99 | 80 | 12 | 7 |
2291 | Don't raise your hopes too high, the cocktails here are pretty mediocre | 1.2626 | 0.05094 | 99 | 76 | 20 | 3 |
2292 | My name’s Gilligan. What’s yours? | 1.2626 | 0.05483 | 99 | 78 | 16 | 5 |
2293 | Dude-your late! The film crew just left. | 1.2626 | 0.05483 | 99 | 78 | 16 | 5 |
2294 | Life has never been better—I haven’t read the news since March! | 1.2626 | 0.05292 | 99 | 77 | 18 | 4 |
2295 | When customer service actually goes the extra mile. | 1.2626 | 0.05292 | 99 | 77 | 18 | 4 |
2296 | I meant zoom. | 1.2626 | 0.05292 | 99 | 77 | 18 | 4 |
2297 | I think I’ll call you ”Casual Friday”. | 1.2626 | 0.05483 | 99 | 78 | 16 | 5 |
2298 | Don’t let it control your life | 1.2626 | 0.05094 | 99 | 76 | 20 | 3 |
2299 | Hey, 6 feet | 1.2626 | 0.05483 | 99 | 78 | 16 | 5 |
2300 | I refuse to let the reality of our situation spoil a good time. | 1.2609 | 0.05545 | 92 | 72 | 16 | 4 |
2301 | Sorry bro, there's only room for one of us on my dad's helicopter. | 1.2604 | 0.05389 | 96 | 75 | 17 | 4 |
2302 | What’s my account balance? | 1.2604 | 0.05182 | 96 | 74 | 19 | 3 |
2303 | Coconuts are for closers, Shelly. | 1.2604 | 0.05182 | 96 | 74 | 19 | 3 |
2304 | Your state is on the list. You're gonna have to quarantine, man! | 1.2604 | 0.05389 | 96 | 75 | 17 | 4 |
2305 | I don't know what you're complaining about. I'm the one who's bored and stuck at home! | 1.2604 | 0.05389 | 96 | 75 | 17 | 4 |
2306 | If I knew the lychees were a two week wait I would have ordered an Appletini | 1.2604 | 0.05969 | 96 | 78 | 11 | 7 |
2307 | Thanks Obama. | 1.2604 | 0.05389 | 96 | 75 | 17 | 4 |
2308 | The Palm Tree is a more comfortable sleeping arrangement but it is approved by the Palm-Pandemic Society for late night party-ing, so choose wisely | 1.2604 | 0.05589 | 96 | 76 | 15 | 5 |
2309 | You have to go back and quarantine. | 1.2604 | 0.05389 | 96 | 75 | 17 | 4 |
2310 | Have you tried just inheriting? | 1.2604 | 0.05389 | 96 | 75 | 17 | 4 |
2311 | You never die in these stranded island cartoons, so relax and enjoy a Bahama Mama. | 1.2604 | 0.04966 | 96 | 73 | 21 | 2 |
2312 | Where's your shoe? And where's your wife? | 1.2604 | 0.05389 | 96 | 75 | 17 | 4 |
2313 | Glad to see you. I need someone to crack this open for me. | 1.2604 | 0.05389 | 96 | 75 | 17 | 4 |
2314 | That damn well better be that report I asked for. | 1.2604 | 0.05182 | 96 | 74 | 19 | 3 |
2315 | You the intern? | 1.2604 | 0.05389 | 96 | 75 | 17 | 4 |
2316 | So thanks for coming all the way down here, but I clearly misunderstood the invite when it said 'bring a suit'. | 1.2604 | 0.05389 | 96 | 75 | 17 | 4 |
2317 | been there done that | 1.2604 | 0.05782 | 96 | 77 | 13 | 6 |
2318 | Too bad dude, the chicks just left. | 1.2604 | 0.05389 | 96 | 75 | 17 | 4 |
2319 | Once again, I'm sorry, but you're just not equipped for island life. | 1.2604 | 0.05182 | 96 | 74 | 19 | 3 |
2320 | As long as you've got a reclining chair, life is great here. Oh, sorry bud. | 1.2604 | 0.05589 | 96 | 76 | 15 | 5 |
2321 | Just get your dad to help. | 1.2604 | 0.05782 | 96 | 77 | 13 | 6 |
2322 | I'm sorry you've come all this way. I am simply not interested in any form of insurance. | 1.2604 | 0.05389 | 96 | 75 | 17 | 4 |
2323 | Hey man, what happened to your other shoe? | 1.2604 | 0.05389 | 96 | 75 | 17 | 4 |
2324 | When I arrived last weekend this isthmus connected North and South America. | 1.2604 | 0.05589 | 96 | 76 | 15 | 5 |
2325 | Blondes have more fun. | 1.2604 | 0.05182 | 96 | 74 | 19 | 3 |
2326 | Sorry but we have a no shirt, no shoes policy. | 1.2604 | 0.05182 | 96 | 74 | 19 | 3 |
2327 | Pull up a chair, man. You could really use some color. | 1.2604 | 0.05589 | 96 | 76 | 15 | 5 |
2328 | Don't feel bad, I see it all the time. You just haven't learned how to telecommute. | 1.2604 | 0.05182 | 96 | 74 | 19 | 3 |
2329 | Yeah! This baby doubles as my latrine. Awesomely unbound off-grid luxury living dude! | 1.2604 | 0.05969 | 96 | 78 | 11 | 7 |
2330 | Take a Covid test and then make me another one of these. | 1.2604 | 0.05389 | 96 | 75 | 17 | 4 |
2331 | A year ago, I was you. Don’t worry. Take off your tie, throw away the briefcase and let me order you a drink. After a few days you’ll settle into stranded mode. | 1.2596 | 0.05465 | 104 | 83 | 15 | 6 |
2332 | How was your trip? | 1.2577 | 0.05538 | 97 | 77 | 15 | 5 |
2333 | Made it! | 1.2577 | 0.05728 | 97 | 78 | 13 | 6 |
2334 | I forgot my phone charger on the plane. | 1.2577 | 0.05538 | 97 | 77 | 15 | 5 |
2335 | Now, the final step to getting your free $750 on the Cash App. | 1.2577 | 0.05538 | 97 | 77 | 15 | 5 |
2336 | Dude, I know what I asked for, and it certainly wasn't "my tie." | 1.2577 | 0.05538 | 97 | 77 | 15 | 5 |
2337 | Like, that’s just your perspective brah. ‘Cause from where I’m sittin’ you’re the hallucination. | 1.2577 | 0.04922 | 97 | 74 | 21 | 2 |
2338 | Okay, see you around. | 1.2577 | 0.04922 | 97 | 74 | 21 | 2 |
2339 | Now that you’ve arrived... I’m sorry, you still have to self-quarantine for another two weeks. | 1.2577 | 0.05538 | 97 | 77 | 15 | 5 |
2340 | I hope Mrs. Falwell fared a little better. | 1.2577 | 0.05340 | 97 | 76 | 17 | 4 |
2341 | Thank god! Good help is so hard to find. | 1.2577 | 0.05340 | 97 | 76 | 17 | 4 |
2342 | It isn't this easy at high tide." | 1.2577 | 0.05538 | 97 | 77 | 15 | 5 |
2343 | What do you mean quarantine wasn't a blessing in disguise for you? | 1.2577 | 0.05340 | 97 | 76 | 17 | 4 |
2344 | You look like you could use a belt! | 1.2553 | 0.05647 | 94 | 75 | 14 | 5 |
2345 | There was a resort before the rise in sea level. | 1.2553 | 0.05647 | 94 | 75 | 14 | 5 |
2346 | Looking desperate doesn’t hack it... | 1.2553 | 0.05440 | 94 | 74 | 16 | 4 |
2347 | So the bedraggled look is in fashion these days. | 1.2553 | 0.05226 | 94 | 73 | 18 | 3 |
2348 | Once again, Bob, I see you forgot it's casual Friday. | 1.2553 | 0.05440 | 94 | 74 | 16 | 4 |
2349 | Too bad Ted, you missed Happy Hour" | 1.2553 | 0.05226 | 94 | 73 | 18 | 3 |
2350 | This was paradise...until the life insurance salesman showed up! | 1.2553 | 0.05647 | 94 | 75 | 14 | 5 |
2351 | I will have to let you go. | 1.2553 | 0.05647 | 94 | 75 | 14 | 5 |
2352 | Oh great, now I’m marooned with a census taker. | 1.2553 | 0.04768 | 94 | 71 | 22 | 1 |
2353 | I'll have to insist that you wear a mask. | 1.2553 | 0.05647 | 94 | 75 | 14 | 5 |
2354 | Fair warning, the drinks here are really watered down. | 1.2553 | 0.05440 | 94 | 74 | 16 | 4 |
2355 | Should I be worried about my tax returns? | 1.2553 | 0.05440 | 94 | 74 | 16 | 4 |
2356 | I only brought one chair. | 1.2553 | 0.05440 | 94 | 74 | 16 | 4 |
2357 | what did you think? There is only one thing to do here. | 1.2553 | 0.05846 | 94 | 76 | 12 | 6 |
2358 | You just make the best of it | 1.2553 | 0.05226 | 94 | 73 | 18 | 3 |
2359 | How’s 2020 been back home? | 1.2553 | 0.05440 | 94 | 74 | 16 | 4 |
2360 | You’re fleeing the virus, too? | 1.2553 | 0.05440 | 94 | 74 | 16 | 4 |
2361 | Low fat, reduced alcohol and gluten free. You've got to try one. | 1.2553 | 0.05002 | 94 | 72 | 20 | 2 |
2362 | You better be a libra. | 1.2553 | 0.05647 | 94 | 75 | 14 | 5 |
2363 | You arriving has ruined the whole secluded vacation vibe. | 1.2553 | 0.05226 | 94 | 73 | 18 | 3 |
2364 | I'd tell you to relax and have a drink, but I only carved one chair and one cup | 1.2553 | 0.05440 | 94 | 74 | 16 | 4 |
2365 | We'll just have to settle our differences by voting. | 1.2553 | 0.05002 | 94 | 72 | 20 | 2 |
2366 | Lifting this coconut is work! | 1.2553 | 0.05002 | 94 | 72 | 20 | 2 |
2367 | I always liked Pina Coladas, but never liked getting caught in the rain, so I moved here. | 1.2553 | 0.05226 | 94 | 73 | 18 | 3 |
2368 | If you wanted one, you should have come sooner. | 1.2553 | 0.05647 | 94 | 75 | 14 | 5 |
2369 | The cabin upgrade was definitely worth it. | 1.2553 | 0.05846 | 94 | 76 | 12 | 6 |
2370 | Is your favorite color maroon? | 1.2553 | 0.05226 | 94 | 73 | 18 | 3 |
2371 | I see you flew coach again. | 1.2553 | 0.05440 | 94 | 74 | 16 | 4 |
2372 | You have the dress for the job you want. | 1.2553 | 0.06038 | 94 | 77 | 10 | 7 |
2373 | Perspective, man. Perspective. | 1.2553 | 0.05226 | 94 | 73 | 18 | 3 |
2374 | So you were a pilot? That's why I don't fly -- it just doesn't feel safe anymore. | 1.2553 | 0.05647 | 94 | 75 | 14 | 5 |
2375 | Welcome to casual Friday. | 1.2553 | 0.05226 | 94 | 73 | 18 | 3 |
2376 | Well if you don't like coconut, you've come to the wrong island pal. | 1.2553 | 0.04768 | 94 | 71 | 22 | 1 |
2377 | I appreciate the trip but I have decided not to get cable. | 1.2553 | 0.05226 | 94 | 73 | 18 | 3 |
2378 | Got any ice? Also... rum? | 1.2553 | 0.05440 | 94 | 74 | 16 | 4 |
2379 | Twenty Twenty Won | 1.2553 | 0.05846 | 94 | 76 | 12 | 6 |
2380 | How’d the job interview go? | 1.2553 | 0.05440 | 94 | 74 | 16 | 4 |
2381 | Like I’ve said before, trickle down optimism will eventually get us off the island | 1.2553 | 0.05647 | 94 | 75 | 14 | 5 |
2382 | Believe it or not, it was hard finding a tiny umbrella. | 1.2553 | 0.05226 | 94 | 73 | 18 | 3 |
2383 | welcome bro! Wait........you didn't bring 2020 with you did you? " | 1.2526 | 0.05790 | 95 | 77 | 12 | 6 |
2384 | Sorry man, you just missed last call. | 1.2526 | 0.05389 | 95 | 75 | 16 | 4 |
2385 | It's about time. I've been waiting forever for a refill. | 1.2526 | 0.04956 | 95 | 73 | 20 | 2 |
2386 | At least we both agree, castaway island bits never get old. | 1.2526 | 0.05177 | 95 | 74 | 18 | 3 |
2387 | I bet you’re wondering where my masseuse is staying. | 1.2526 | 0.04725 | 95 | 72 | 22 | 1 |
2388 | Does your savior provide unlimited refills? | 1.2526 | 0.05790 | 95 | 77 | 12 | 6 |
2389 | I hope there's a mask in that briefcase, bruh. | 1.2526 | 0.04956 | 95 | 73 | 20 | 2 |
2390 | It takes about six days. | 1.2526 | 0.05980 | 95 | 78 | 10 | 7 |
2391 | You look a little thirsty. | 1.2526 | 0.04956 | 95 | 73 | 20 | 2 |
2392 | We can split the next coconut. | 1.2526 | 0.04956 | 95 | 73 | 20 | 2 |
2393 | It's gotta be noon somewhere. | 1.2526 | 0.05177 | 95 | 74 | 18 | 3 |
2394 | Dude, what happened at work? | 1.2526 | 0.05177 | 95 | 74 | 18 | 3 |
2395 | The silver lining Sam, is that we didn't have to climb Everest. | 1.2526 | 0.05593 | 95 | 76 | 14 | 5 |
2396 | You have had better bought ice. The last three guys didn't bring any ice... | 1.2526 | 0.05593 | 95 | 76 | 14 | 5 |
2397 | Quarantine expectations vs. reality | 1.2526 | 0.04725 | 95 | 72 | 22 | 1 |
2398 | I am only here to sell insurance sir. | 1.2526 | 0.05593 | 95 | 76 | 14 | 5 |
2399 | Yeah... I'm going to need you to quarantine for two weeks. | 1.2526 | 0.05389 | 95 | 75 | 16 | 4 |
2400 | No way, bro. You're not on my calendar until next Tuesday. | 1.2526 | 0.04956 | 95 | 73 | 20 | 2 |
2401 | You should probably just bring me two this time | 1.2526 | 0.04956 | 95 | 73 | 20 | 2 |
2402 | I’ve been stranded for four years and I must know: how did the Hillary Clinton presidency turn out? | 1.2526 | 0.05177 | 95 | 74 | 18 | 3 |
2403 | They made you work to get here? | 1.2526 | 0.05593 | 95 | 76 | 14 | 5 |
2404 | So I was going to build a shelter and signal for help, but then I did this instead. | 1.2526 | 0.04956 | 95 | 73 | 20 | 2 |
2405 | can i offer you my perspective | 1.2526 | 0.05389 | 95 | 75 | 16 | 4 |
2406 | Sooo...you were in steerage? | 1.2525 | 0.04836 | 99 | 76 | 21 | 2 |
2407 | Hakuna Matata, 6 feet apart, of course | 1.2500 | 0.05911 | 92 | 75 | 11 | 6 |
2408 | Hi. I’m Wilson. | 1.2500 | 0.05038 | 92 | 71 | 19 | 2 |
2409 | There's never anything in it. It's more of a mindset thing. | 1.2500 | 0.05492 | 92 | 73 | 15 | 4 |
2410 | Grab a straw. | 1.2500 | 0.05492 | 92 | 73 | 15 | 4 |
2411 | Told you to buy Bitcoin. | 1.2500 | 0.05270 | 92 | 72 | 17 | 3 |
2412 | Go on. I’m probably negative. | 1.2500 | 0.05270 | 92 | 72 | 17 | 3 |
2413 | Masks were not mandatory until you arrived. | 1.2500 | 0.05270 | 92 | 72 | 17 | 3 |
2414 | Financial planning? You’re kidding. | 1.2500 | 0.05492 | 92 | 73 | 15 | 4 |
2415 | Welcome! I'm the ghost of Christmas past. | 1.2500 | 0.06110 | 92 | 76 | 9 | 7 |
2416 | You must be the second wave. | 1.2500 | 0.05130 | 96 | 75 | 18 | 3 |
2417 | Your fantasy too, huh? | 1.2500 | 0.05492 | 92 | 73 | 15 | 4 |
2418 | You're welcome to stay, but please remain six feet away from me. | 1.2500 | 0.05492 | 92 | 73 | 15 | 4 |
2419 | Whoa there, this island is for one percenters only. | 1.2500 | 0.06302 | 92 | 77 | 7 | 8 |
2420 | Both our choices led us here | 1.2500 | 0.05911 | 92 | 75 | 11 | 6 |
2421 | Yoo, dude this should fix you up | 1.2500 | 0.05492 | 92 | 73 | 15 | 4 |
2422 | No kidding, you're from the International Rescue Service?" | 1.2500 | 0.05492 | 92 | 73 | 15 | 4 |
2423 | Would you happen to have a saltwater filtration system? | 1.2500 | 0.05492 | 92 | 73 | 15 | 4 |
2424 | Like, it's all about perspective, man. | 1.2500 | 0.05038 | 92 | 71 | 19 | 2 |
2425 | It's what you make of it. Carpe Diem, bro. | 1.2500 | 0.05339 | 96 | 76 | 16 | 4 |
2426 | Who's making dinner? | 1.2500 | 0.05270 | 92 | 72 | 17 | 3 |
2427 | 'Bout time dude" | 1.2500 | 0.04911 | 96 | 74 | 20 | 2 |
2428 | I'd offer you a drink, but the next coconut isn't due for two months. | 1.2500 | 0.05492 | 92 | 73 | 15 | 4 |
2429 | I'm just sayin', you're doin' this the hard way, man. | 1.2500 | 0.05270 | 92 | 72 | 17 | 3 |
2430 | Welcome to my world. | 1.2500 | 0.05270 | 92 | 72 | 17 | 3 |
2431 | When life deals you coconuts, you make piña coladas. | 1.2500 | 0.05038 | 92 | 71 | 19 | 2 |
2432 | I call it 'The Wilson.' Want one? | 1.2500 | 0.05270 | 92 | 72 | 17 | 3 |
2433 | New arrivals need a 14 day quarantine. | 1.2500 | 0.05038 | 92 | 71 | 19 | 2 |
2434 | ... and when life ferments your lemons you make pina colada. | 1.2500 | 0.05270 | 92 | 72 | 17 | 3 |
2435 | Good ol' Ralph Waldo--'It's the journey, not the destination'--So wrong, right? | 1.2500 | 0.05038 | 92 | 71 | 19 | 2 |
2436 | Its not bad here if you like fish. | 1.2500 | 0.05705 | 92 | 74 | 13 | 5 |
2437 | The bar just closed, sorry... | 1.2500 | 0.05270 | 92 | 72 | 17 | 3 |
2438 | Have I missed anything big this year? | 1.2500 | 0.05492 | 92 | 73 | 15 | 4 |
2439 | The commute gets better once you get past the sharks | 1.2500 | 0.05270 | 92 | 72 | 17 | 3 |
2440 | Dude, you're gonna love island time. | 1.2500 | 0.05270 | 92 | 72 | 17 | 3 |
2441 | The Business Package is all-inclusive. | 1.2500 | 0.05038 | 92 | 71 | 19 | 2 |
2442 | Unless you're Tom Hanks, please send it back! | 1.2500 | 0.05038 | 92 | 71 | 19 | 2 |
2443 | These tropical drinks are only $18.00 each charged to your room. | 1.2500 | 0.05270 | 92 | 72 | 17 | 3 |
2444 | The office is closed from 12 to 2p | 1.2500 | 0.04911 | 96 | 74 | 20 | 2 |
2445 | You wanted a clone? Stop complaining! | 1.2500 | 0.05130 | 96 | 75 | 18 | 3 |
2446 | It's pretty nice, but they never seem to get the drink order right. | 1.2500 | 0.04795 | 92 | 70 | 21 | 1 |
2447 | You wanted tech support?" | 1.2500 | 0.05270 | 92 | 72 | 17 | 3 |
2448 | Fed-Ex Sea arrives every other Wednesday at 9:00 a.m. | 1.2500 | 0.04795 | 92 | 70 | 21 | 1 |
2449 | Dude! Get out. This is a one man island. | 1.2500 | 0.06302 | 92 | 77 | 7 | 8 |
2450 | I'm a mirage. This is a bowling ball. Sorry. Have a nice day! | 1.2500 | 0.05492 | 92 | 73 | 15 | 4 |
2451 | Coconuts are for closers! | 1.2500 | 0.05705 | 92 | 74 | 13 | 5 |
2452 | One word: plastics | 1.2500 | 0.05705 | 92 | 74 | 13 | 5 |
2453 | I’ll help you out till you get your feet wet.” | 1.2500 | 0.05270 | 92 | 72 | 17 | 3 |
2454 | Like the old man’s will read, dude, I’m to leave at sunset and everything is yours. | 1.2500 | 0.05270 | 92 | 72 | 17 | 3 |
2455 | Well the dress code is casual and Happy hour is all day | 1.2500 | 0.05270 | 92 | 72 | 17 | 3 |
2456 | Proof that high density living can be relaxing." | 1.2500 | 0.05270 | 92 | 72 | 17 | 3 |
2457 | You must be new | 1.2500 | 0.05492 | 92 | 73 | 15 | 4 |
2458 | I told you so. | 1.2500 | 0.05705 | 92 | 74 | 13 | 5 |
2459 | It will get better. | 1.2500 | 0.05270 | 92 | 72 | 17 | 3 |
2460 | I hope you left home without it, Karl. | 1.2500 | 0.05541 | 96 | 77 | 14 | 5 |
2461 | I am so sorry, did you watch the Presidential Debate? | 1.2500 | 0.05492 | 92 | 73 | 15 | 4 |
2462 | How many likes did this picture get? | 1.2500 | 0.05492 | 92 | 73 | 15 | 4 |
2463 | So dare I ask what you did all day? | 1.2473 | 0.05439 | 93 | 74 | 15 | 4 |
2464 | you're gonna have to stay 6 ft away, and the island is only 5 ft wide. | 1.2444 | 0.05314 | 90 | 71 | 16 | 3 |
2465 | Let's make a hat out of that briefcase. | 1.2444 | 0.05544 | 90 | 72 | 14 | 4 |
2466 | WAITER !!! Oh finally, took you long enough pal, i’ve been shouting for weeks. | 1.2444 | 0.05765 | 90 | 73 | 12 | 5 |
2467 | Did you happen to bring any maraschino cherries? | 1.2444 | 0.05314 | 90 | 71 | 16 | 3 |
2468 | Six feet apart, if you don't mind. | 1.2444 | 0.05544 | 90 | 72 | 14 | 4 |
2469 | Sorry dude. There was only one coconut. | 1.2444 | 0.05544 | 90 | 72 | 14 | 4 |
2470 | That's right, I'm your hallucination. And by the way, you're gay" | 1.2444 | 0.05765 | 90 | 73 | 12 | 5 |
2471 | How 'bout them Mets? | 1.2444 | 0.05074 | 90 | 70 | 18 | 2 |
2472 | You should consider yourself lucky. I don't have a door to slam in your face!! | 1.2444 | 0.05314 | 90 | 71 | 16 | 3 |
2473 | Pull up a chair and relax. We're not going anywhere. | 1.2444 | 0.05314 | 90 | 71 | 16 | 3 |
2474 | Sorry, I just drank the last of it. | 1.2444 | 0.05314 | 90 | 71 | 16 | 3 |
2475 | Is the service here really that good? | 1.2444 | 0.05074 | 90 | 70 | 18 | 2 |
2476 | Sorry. I just finished the last coconut. | 1.2444 | 0.05074 | 90 | 70 | 18 | 2 |
2477 | Your day's only going to get worse if you don't keep a safe social distance, bud. | 1.2444 | 0.05765 | 90 | 73 | 12 | 5 |
2478 | Relax brah. You look like you need one of these. | 1.2444 | 0.05074 | 90 | 70 | 18 | 2 |
2479 | Come back when you're wearing a mask. | 1.2444 | 0.05314 | 90 | 71 | 16 | 3 |
2480 | You've come a long way for nothing to think you can sell me flood insurance. | 1.2444 | 0.05314 | 90 | 71 | 16 | 3 |
2481 | Please tell me you’ve got ice cubes in that briefcase. | 1.2444 | 0.05314 | 90 | 71 | 16 | 3 |
2482 | Dude, you look stressed out | 1.2444 | 0.04822 | 90 | 69 | 20 | 1 |
2483 | Great, now I'll be in quarantine for another 14 days... | 1.2444 | 0.05314 | 90 | 71 | 16 | 3 |
2484 | The disheveled businessman theme is actually tomorrow night | 1.2444 | 0.05314 | 90 | 71 | 16 | 3 |
2485 | So how do you plan to get back to your office after the audit? | 1.2444 | 0.05544 | 90 | 72 | 14 | 4 |
2486 | POV: There are 4 million people out of work due to COVID. | 1.2444 | 0.05544 | 90 | 72 | 14 | 4 |
2487 | You should have paid a little more for the deluxe castaway upgrade." | 1.2444 | 0.05314 | 90 | 71 | 16 | 3 |
2488 | Fancy a sip ? | 1.2444 | 0.05074 | 90 | 70 | 18 | 2 |
2489 | Welcome to the Recently Laid-Off Great Executives Club, dude. In no time, you'll look just like me. | 1.2444 | 0.04822 | 90 | 69 | 20 | 1 |
2490 | I don’t care if you are Jimmy Buffett’s attorney. I’m going to keep calling this island “Margaritaville”. | 1.2444 | 0.05544 | 90 | 72 | 14 | 4 |
2491 | First time? | 1.2444 | 0.05978 | 90 | 74 | 10 | 6 |
2492 | So, what happened to the other shoe? | 1.2444 | 0.05544 | 90 | 72 | 14 | 4 |
2493 | Well, did they pay? | 1.2444 | 0.05314 | 90 | 71 | 16 | 3 |
2494 | I call it "The 2020" | 1.2444 | 0.05314 | 90 | 71 | 16 | 3 |
2495 | So now are you convinced that my Zoom background is real? | 1.2444 | 0.05544 | 90 | 72 | 14 | 4 |
2496 | No, but you can have the umbrella. | 1.2444 | 0.05544 | 90 | 72 | 14 | 4 |
2497 | Republican or Democrat? | 1.2444 | 0.05765 | 90 | 73 | 12 | 5 |
2498 | Sorry, I practice social distancing so find your own island. | 1.2444 | 0.05978 | 90 | 74 | 10 | 6 |
2499 | When the census taker finally clawed his way to the little island of the 1%, he realized he wasn't dressed appropriately. | 1.2444 | 0.05544 | 90 | 72 | 14 | 4 |
2500 | I sent you the dress code | 1.2444 | 0.05544 | 90 | 72 | 14 | 4 |
2501 | I was hoping for a bartender, not an insurance salesman. | 1.2444 | 0.05544 | 90 | 72 | 14 | 4 |
2502 | Put down your suitcase, and stay a while. | 1.2444 | 0.05314 | 90 | 71 | 16 | 3 |
2503 | Thank God! That's the rum, I hope. | 1.2444 | 0.05314 | 90 | 71 | 16 | 3 |
2504 | Hey.. just in time! Would you get me a refill? | 1.2444 | 0.05314 | 90 | 71 | 16 | 3 |
2505 | All things considered it's been a pretty good year, thanks. Why do you ask? | 1.2444 | 0.05074 | 90 | 70 | 18 | 2 |
2506 | While you're up, get me a Grant's | 1.2444 | 0.05314 | 90 | 71 | 16 | 3 |
2507 | It's called self-isolation. It beats quarantine! | 1.2444 | 0.05765 | 90 | 73 | 12 | 5 |
2508 | The Amazon boat makes it here around 3. | 1.2444 | 0.05544 | 90 | 72 | 14 | 4 |
2509 | You've got sun, you've got surf..it's really not bad if you like coconuts. | 1.2444 | 0.05544 | 90 | 72 | 14 | 4 |
2510 | Wrong door? | 1.2444 | 0.05978 | 90 | 74 | 10 | 6 |
2511 | No on insurance. Got any rum? | 1.2444 | 0.05314 | 90 | 71 | 16 | 3 |
2512 | Hi, I'll be your Wilson in this episode of 'Cast Away' | 1.2444 | 0.05314 | 90 | 71 | 16 | 3 |
2513 | Relax, dude. Room service will be here shortly. | 1.2444 | 0.05544 | 90 | 72 | 14 | 4 |
2514 | The upside is you’re pretty socially distanced | 1.2444 | 0.05074 | 90 | 70 | 18 | 2 |
2515 | The key is denial. | 1.2444 | 0.05544 | 90 | 72 | 14 | 4 |
2516 | So, what kept you? | 1.2444 | 0.05544 | 90 | 72 | 14 | 4 |
2517 | Hi there, I hope that case is full of condoms | 1.2444 | 0.05978 | 90 | 74 | 10 | 6 |
2518 | Three ice cubes, please. | 1.2444 | 0.05544 | 90 | 72 | 14 | 4 |
2519 | Go get cleaned up. They won't serve you looking like that. | 1.2444 | 0.05314 | 90 | 71 | 16 | 3 |
2520 | Didn't you see the "No Soliciting" sign? | 1.2444 | 0.05544 | 90 | 72 | 14 | 4 |
2521 | Wilson, I knew we would meet again!! | 1.2444 | 0.05544 | 90 | 72 | 14 | 4 |
2522 | The pina colada's got the only shade, mate" | 1.2444 | 0.05314 | 90 | 71 | 16 | 3 |
2523 | Thanks for dropping by but I really don't need disability | 1.2444 | 0.05544 | 90 | 72 | 14 | 4 |
2524 | Lose the shoe dude. | 1.2444 | 0.05544 | 90 | 72 | 14 | 4 |
2525 | Could you, like, go get me a refill? | 1.2444 | 0.05314 | 90 | 71 | 16 | 3 |
2526 | I hope you’ve tested negative within the last 72 hours. | 1.2444 | 0.05314 | 90 | 71 | 16 | 3 |
2527 | It's all yours. I'm just about done here. | 1.2444 | 0.05544 | 90 | 72 | 14 | 4 |
2528 | Thurston Howell III, and your name? | 1.2444 | 0.05765 | 90 | 73 | 12 | 5 |
2529 | Seriously, what have you done with my keys? | 1.2444 | 0.05074 | 90 | 70 | 18 | 2 |
2530 | I'm willing to forgive the lateness and your unprofessional appearance, but this drink is way too weak. | 1.2444 | 0.05314 | 90 | 71 | 16 | 3 |
2531 | What do the reports show ? | 1.2444 | 0.05544 | 90 | 72 | 14 | 4 |
2532 | Una mas, por favor | 1.2444 | 0.05314 | 90 | 71 | 16 | 3 |
2533 | I think you might be too close to me. | 1.2444 | 0.05074 | 90 | 70 | 18 | 2 |
2534 | So Chuck, did you bring the Fedex? | 1.2444 | 0.05765 | 90 | 73 | 12 | 5 |
2535 | Work is tearing you apart | 1.2444 | 0.05074 | 90 | 70 | 18 | 2 |
2536 | Without a reservation, you’re out of luck. | 1.2444 | 0.05544 | 90 | 72 | 14 | 4 |
2537 | This might help. | 1.2444 | 0.05765 | 90 | 73 | 12 | 5 |
2538 | Sorry, this isolation island is already taken. | 1.2444 | 0.05314 | 90 | 71 | 16 | 3 |
2539 | You're awfully pale, did you just arrive? | 1.2444 | 0.05074 | 90 | 70 | 18 | 2 |
2540 | You're probably thinking you've arrived in a desert island joke. Well I'm not taking part. | 1.2444 | 0.05314 | 90 | 71 | 16 | 3 |
2541 | Sorry, I already bought life insurance. | 1.2444 | 0.05314 | 90 | 71 | 16 | 3 |
2542 | Dude -- change your attitude! | 1.2444 | 0.05765 | 90 | 73 | 12 | 5 |
2543 | You gotta try this Summer Fridays thing. | 1.2444 | 0.05544 | 90 | 72 | 14 | 4 |
2544 | Sorry you had to make trip, Craig. I got the genie in the first bottle that washed up. | 1.2444 | 0.05314 | 90 | 71 | 16 | 3 |
2545 | You got my Absentee Ballot | 1.2444 | 0.05978 | 90 | 74 | 10 | 6 |
2546 | Is it non-GMO? | 1.2444 | 0.05544 | 90 | 72 | 14 | 4 |
2547 | Life here isn't so bad as long as you embrace minimalism. | 1.2444 | 0.05074 | 90 | 70 | 18 | 2 |
2548 | Dude, I told you it's worth the commute. | 1.2444 | 0.05544 | 90 | 72 | 14 | 4 |
2549 | If your life expectancy is less than 30, you are cool here. After that this little tropical paradise is projected to be underwater. | 1.2444 | 0.05074 | 90 | 70 | 18 | 2 |
2550 | Lime,or no lime? | 1.2444 | 0.05314 | 90 | 71 | 16 | 3 |
2551 | We are in your neighborhood all this week and are offering an exclusive on replacement windows. | 1.2444 | 0.05314 | 90 | 71 | 16 | 3 |
2552 | Hit the road, Mack. This whole island ain’t 6 feet! | 1.2444 | 0.05765 | 90 | 73 | 12 | 5 |
2553 | I got your SOS | 1.2444 | 0.05765 | 90 | 73 | 12 | 5 |
2554 | What's your secret?" "I deleted social media months ago.... | 1.2444 | 0.05544 | 90 | 72 | 14 | 4 |
2555 | Here you are! Fix me another one. Theoni Moschetti, Boulder, CO | 1.2444 | 0.05314 | 90 | 71 | 16 | 3 |
2556 | Well look what the fish dragged in | 1.2444 | 0.05074 | 90 | 70 | 18 | 2 |
2557 | What happened to your shoe? | 1.2444 | 0.05544 | 90 | 72 | 14 | 4 |
2558 | Stop! Dr Fauci warns to stay six feet away. | 1.2444 | 0.05544 | 90 | 72 | 14 | 4 |
2559 | Bad news: the wifi is down. | 1.2444 | 0.05544 | 90 | 72 | 14 | 4 |
2560 | Sorry, I really only had enough to make drinks for one. | 1.2444 | 0.05314 | 90 | 71 | 16 | 3 |
2561 | There's no food or fresh water. But you are welcome to share this pina colada. | 1.2444 | 0.05978 | 90 | 74 | 10 | 6 |
2562 | Yo, could you give me a refill over here? | 1.2444 | 0.05074 | 90 | 70 | 18 | 2 |
2563 | You will need to find a new island. This was the last coconut. | 1.2444 | 0.05544 | 90 | 72 | 14 | 4 |
2564 | Sorry, Not enough room for social distancing. | 1.2444 | 0.05978 | 90 | 74 | 10 | 6 |
2565 | Here’s your complimentary welcome cocktail | 1.2444 | 0.05314 | 90 | 71 | 16 | 3 |
2566 | Hey... How'd you get the coconut open? Wait. Have you seen my friend Wilson? | 1.2444 | 0.05074 | 90 | 70 | 18 | 2 |
2567 | If you hadn't harassed that flight attendant I might share. | 1.2444 | 0.05074 | 90 | 70 | 18 | 2 |
2568 | Have a drink dude. I won't be needing your accounting services after all. | 1.2444 | 0.04822 | 90 | 69 | 20 | 1 |
2569 | So you had a fly on your head, people forget, besides your light skin won't take this sun | 1.2444 | 0.05314 | 90 | 71 | 16 | 3 |
2570 | Welcome to Fyre Festival 2020 | 1.2444 | 0.05544 | 90 | 72 | 14 | 4 |
2571 | US? Quarantine's thataway. | 1.2444 | 0.05314 | 90 | 71 | 16 | 3 |
2572 | On the bright side, washed-up meteorologists get their first piña colada free. | 1.2444 | 0.05314 | 90 | 71 | 16 | 3 |
2573 | Internal Revenue Agent Henry Morton Stanley, I presume? | 1.2444 | 0.05765 | 90 | 73 | 12 | 5 |
2574 | Oh crap, now I have to get a mask. | 1.2444 | 0.05544 | 90 | 72 | 14 | 4 |
2575 | My Whole Foods order? Just leave it under the tree. | 1.2444 | 0.05544 | 90 | 72 | 14 | 4 |
2576 | Six feet,no problem. | 1.2444 | 0.05314 | 90 | 71 | 16 | 3 |
2577 | I take it you forgot the rum? | 1.2444 | 0.04822 | 90 | 69 | 20 | 1 |
2578 | Sorry, I don't make the rules. | 1.2444 | 0.05074 | 90 | 70 | 18 | 2 |
2579 | You're finally here! Make it a double this time. | 1.2444 | 0.05978 | 90 | 74 | 10 | 6 |
2580 | Dinner is at 8. Dress is formal. | 1.2444 | 0.05074 | 90 | 70 | 18 | 2 |
2581 | Once you realize that you are here forever, the island gets pretty nice. | 1.2444 | 0.05314 | 90 | 71 | 16 | 3 |
2582 | Why don’t you stop worrying about anxiety-driven hallucinations and just Robinson cruise-yo ass over for a sip of this coconut pineapple cooler? | 1.2444 | 0.05314 | 90 | 71 | 16 | 3 |
2583 | Pull up a chair dude. The volleyball will be along in a minute. | 1.2444 | 0.05074 | 90 | 70 | 18 | 2 |
2584 | No thanks, I don't need any travel insurance. | 1.2444 | 0.04822 | 90 | 69 | 20 | 1 |
2585 | Why don't you sit down, relax and enjoy a sip of my piña colada? The A train doesn't stop here, I'm telling you. | 1.2444 | 0.05074 | 90 | 70 | 18 | 2 |
2586 | I don't know how this chair got here, but hey... | 1.2444 | 0.05314 | 90 | 71 | 16 | 3 |
2587 | Okay, now it’s your turn to hide. | 1.2444 | 0.05544 | 90 | 72 | 14 | 4 |
2588 | Not cool dude... this is my self isolation island. | 1.2444 | 0.05314 | 90 | 71 | 16 | 3 |
2589 | Dude... what happened to your other shoe? | 1.2444 | 0.05765 | 90 | 73 | 12 | 5 |
2590 | Welcome to Denial Island! We are fine because we know the GOP has everything handled! | 1.2444 | 0.05765 | 90 | 73 | 12 | 5 |
2591 | Way overdressed, dude. | 1.2444 | 0.05314 | 90 | 71 | 16 | 3 |
2592 | You look like you would know. Does this drink taste watered-down? | 1.2444 | 0.05978 | 90 | 74 | 10 | 6 |
2593 | You really should have taken the blue pill. | 1.2444 | 0.05544 | 90 | 72 | 14 | 4 |
2594 | I’m gonna sit this one out. | 1.2444 | 0.05314 | 90 | 71 | 16 | 3 |
2595 | There are only 2 types of people - | 1.2444 | 0.05074 | 90 | 70 | 18 | 2 |
2596 | Did you bring a mask, bro? | 1.2444 | 0.05314 | 90 | 71 | 16 | 3 |
2597 | Like I said, dude, taxes are for chumps. | 1.2444 | 0.05544 | 90 | 72 | 14 | 4 |
2598 | Inland Revenue? Finally! | 1.2444 | 0.04822 | 90 | 69 | 20 | 1 |
2599 | I’m just waiting for the other shoe to drop | 1.2444 | 0.05978 | 90 | 74 | 10 | 6 |
2600 | Hustle, I will watch | 1.2444 | 0.05765 | 90 | 73 | 12 | 5 |
2601 | You're doing home office all wrong | 1.2444 | 0.05314 | 90 | 71 | 16 | 3 |
2602 | *silence* (both forgot how to speak can only text because of remote work and self isolation) | 1.2444 | 0.05074 | 90 | 70 | 18 | 2 |
2603 | there’s only one coconut here, buddy | 1.2444 | 0.05074 | 90 | 70 | 18 | 2 |
2604 | I’m glad you finally gave up, Dave. | 1.2444 | 0.05544 | 90 | 72 | 14 | 4 |
2605 | Stevenson, have you seen my ‘Life’s A Beach’ mug? | 1.2444 | 0.05074 | 90 | 70 | 18 | 2 |
2606 | Hey, man, I ordered 6 cases of rum, not one. | 1.2418 | 0.05263 | 91 | 72 | 16 | 3 |
2607 | I MADE A MISTAKE WE ARE JUST NOT COMPATIBLE, I AM OFf WHEN THE UBER BOAT ARRIVES | 1.2418 | 0.05708 | 91 | 74 | 12 | 5 |
2608 | Just chill, I make a killer pina colada! | 1.2414 | 0.04895 | 87 | 67 | 19 | 1 |
2609 | You're wrong again, Brad: the coconut is half full. | 1.2414 | 0.05414 | 87 | 69 | 15 | 3 |
2610 | Dude, chillax! Cup this over your ear and close your eyes. Sounds just like the ocean! | 1.2414 | 0.05414 | 87 | 69 | 15 | 3 |
2611 | You put the lime in the coconut, and then you'll feel better. | 1.2414 | 0.05887 | 87 | 71 | 11 | 5 |
2612 | Wait, where’s your bathing suit? | 1.2414 | 0.05161 | 87 | 68 | 17 | 2 |
2613 | Since you're new, neckties are a no-no for tropical island attire. | 1.2414 | 0.05414 | 87 | 69 | 15 | 3 |
2614 | l’m just a hallucination caused by both lack of food and watching too many episodes of Survivor. | 1.2414 | 0.05656 | 87 | 70 | 13 | 4 |
2615 | Pshaw, you think you’ve had it tough. Last freaking drink umbrella! | 1.2414 | 0.04895 | 87 | 67 | 19 | 1 |
2616 | I'm not a mirage. I'm a hologram, dude! | 1.2414 | 0.05656 | 87 | 70 | 13 | 4 |
2617 | I hope you have some rum and coke in that bag. | 1.2414 | 0.05656 | 87 | 70 | 13 | 4 |
2618 | I just don't think Zooming is safe." | 1.2414 | 0.05414 | 87 | 69 | 15 | 3 |
2619 | Man, you gotta start telecommuting. | 1.2414 | 0.05656 | 87 | 70 | 13 | 4 |
2620 | Welcome! Tanning is great! I'm afraid there's only one deck chair. | 1.2414 | 0.05656 | 87 | 70 | 13 | 4 |
2621 | I was just saying to myself, ‘Who do I have to bang to get another pina colada around here?’ | 1.2414 | 0.05887 | 87 | 71 | 11 | 5 |
2622 | In the coconut? Oh, it’s just my own urine. | 1.2414 | 0.05161 | 87 | 68 | 17 | 2 |
2623 | And my third wish was the ice maker repairman. | 1.2414 | 0.05161 | 87 | 68 | 17 | 2 |
2624 | You don't have to quarentine, but you do have to pledge. | 1.2414 | 0.05414 | 87 | 69 | 15 | 3 |
2625 | That depends. Are you willing to take the chance that this coconut is filled to the brim with jizz? | 1.2414 | 0.05656 | 87 | 70 | 13 | 4 |
2626 | Wash up around here often? | 1.2414 | 0.05161 | 87 | 68 | 17 | 2 |
2627 | And now you see why I always fly shirtless in board shorts | 1.2414 | 0.05161 | 87 | 68 | 17 | 2 |
2628 | Have you been tested? | 1.2414 | 0.05414 | 87 | 69 | 15 | 3 |
2629 | What took you so long? | 1.2414 | 0.04614 | 87 | 66 | 21 | 0 |
2630 | Are you selling something or just looking for a place to stay? | 1.2414 | 0.05414 | 87 | 69 | 15 | 3 |
2631 | Glad you finally made it, Bob. That makes the last four years stranded here a write-off. | 1.2414 | 0.04895 | 87 | 67 | 19 | 1 |
2632 | No, man, insurance isn't my bag. | 1.2414 | 0.05161 | 87 | 68 | 17 | 2 |
2633 | Tan lives matter! | 1.2414 | 0.05887 | 87 | 71 | 11 | 5 |
2634 | Sorry, I changed my mind on that life insurance policy. | 1.2414 | 0.05414 | 87 | 69 | 15 | 3 |
2635 | No, I’ve only been here three days. I flew in from Miami. | 1.2414 | 0.06110 | 87 | 72 | 9 | 6 |
2636 | There's no cable but the view is sweet. | 1.2414 | 0.05414 | 87 | 69 | 15 | 3 |
2637 | So who won the election? | 1.2414 | 0.05656 | 87 | 70 | 13 | 4 |
2638 | Have a seat. Your business coach will be with you shortly. | 1.2414 | 0.04895 | 87 | 67 | 19 | 1 |
2639 | I hope you like seafood. | 1.2414 | 0.05414 | 87 | 69 | 15 | 3 |
2640 | Hey, Fella, you're missing a shoe. | 1.2414 | 0.05161 | 87 | 68 | 17 | 2 |
2641 | Oh, there you are! | 1.2414 | 0.06110 | 87 | 72 | 9 | 6 |
2642 | I don't know why, but you can probably catch a ride with the bar boat on the hour. | 1.2414 | 0.05161 | 87 | 68 | 17 | 2 |
2643 | Chill, bruh. Another cartoonist will come along to get you back looking at a boss behind a desk. | 1.2414 | 0.05656 | 87 | 70 | 13 | 4 |
2644 | I told you that climate change was real! | 1.2414 | 0.05414 | 87 | 69 | 15 | 3 |
2645 | Sorry, dude. This island isn't your island. But I've always liked that old Woody Guthrie song. | 1.2414 | 0.05414 | 87 | 69 | 15 | 3 |
2646 | No, I don't own the island. I just manage it for Trump Realties. | 1.2414 | 0.05414 | 87 | 69 | 15 | 3 |
2647 | Do you think this tastes weird? | 1.2414 | 0.04895 | 87 | 67 | 19 | 1 |
2648 | Couple of rules here: I got dibs on the chaise lounge and 'Biz Casual' dress | 1.2414 | 0.05414 | 87 | 69 | 15 | 3 |
2649 | Yo, man. You should have sprung for the all-inclusive package. | 1.2414 | 0.05656 | 87 | 70 | 13 | 4 |
2650 | What would you say is your greatest weakness? | 1.2414 | 0.05887 | 87 | 71 | 11 | 5 |
2651 | Sorry, dude. If you don't have any rum in that briefcase, you'll have to find your own island. | 1.2414 | 0.05161 | 87 | 68 | 17 | 2 |
2652 | I escaped COVID only to be shipwrecked with an entitled Generation Z. | 1.2414 | 0.05161 | 87 | 68 | 17 | 2 |
2653 | Got any paper umbrellas in that briefcase? | 1.2414 | 0.05414 | 87 | 69 | 15 | 3 |
2654 | Don’t look so glum, I tested Negative. | 1.2414 | 0.05414 | 87 | 69 | 15 | 3 |
2655 | Luna! Hey, mi Lago es su lago, buddy. Can you get me a refill? | 1.2414 | 0.05414 | 87 | 69 | 15 | 3 |
2656 | Oh sorry, the welcome drink and reclining chair are for first class passengers only | 1.2414 | 0.06110 | 87 | 72 | 9 | 6 |
2657 | Sorry, it's the next deserted island over but have a drink before you go. | 1.2414 | 0.05656 | 87 | 70 | 13 | 4 |
2658 | Okay, but just a sip... | 1.2414 | 0.05887 | 87 | 71 | 11 | 5 |
2659 | AH, you must be the new CPA!....taxes ready for signature? | 1.2414 | 0.05414 | 87 | 69 | 15 | 3 |
2660 | You should have upgraded to first class. | 1.2414 | 0.05414 | 87 | 69 | 15 | 3 |
2661 | Buy you a shoe, mate? | 1.2414 | 0.05161 | 87 | 68 | 17 | 2 |
2662 | You just have to be positive, you know? | 1.2414 | 0.05414 | 87 | 69 | 15 | 3 |
2663 | Life insurance? No, sorry, man. My brother-in-law is in the business." | 1.2414 | 0.04895 | 87 | 67 | 19 | 1 |
2664 | You're not properly dressed for this atoll. | 1.2414 | 0.05656 | 87 | 70 | 13 | 4 |
2665 | I'm a coconut half-full type of guy. | 1.2414 | 0.05414 | 87 | 69 | 15 | 3 |
2666 | I don't think you qualify as a "suit" any more. | 1.2414 | 0.05414 | 87 | 69 | 15 | 3 |
2667 | Sorry, but didn't they tell you I'm on the Do Not Visit Me List? | 1.2414 | 0.06110 | 87 | 72 | 9 | 6 |
2668 | Got milk? | 1.2414 | 0.05887 | 87 | 71 | 11 | 5 |
2669 | My tie? This is maitai now, Greg. I'm working remotely. | 1.2414 | 0.05887 | 87 | 71 | 11 | 5 |
2670 | Dude! Welcome to the party. Take a pull off this and get your suit on; we're going for a swim with the others. | 1.2414 | 0.05656 | 87 | 70 | 13 | 4 |
2671 | The drinks are on the pricey side, but you never have to fight the crowds. | 1.2414 | 0.05414 | 87 | 69 | 15 | 3 |
2672 | Chill, dude. | 1.2414 | 0.05414 | 87 | 69 | 15 | 3 |
2673 | Well, have you tried manifesting? | 1.2414 | 0.05161 | 87 | 68 | 17 | 2 |
2674 | Wow! TBT! | 1.2414 | 0.04895 | 87 | 67 | 19 | 1 |
2675 | You can socially isolate in the water. | 1.2414 | 0.04895 | 87 | 67 | 19 | 1 |
2676 | You're welcome to visit, but you're not exactly dressed for the occasion. | 1.2414 | 0.05887 | 87 | 71 | 11 | 5 |
2677 | I already measured. If you just stand right there, we should be good. | 1.2414 | 0.04614 | 87 | 66 | 21 | 0 |
2678 | If that's the bronzer, I didn't need it after all. | 1.2414 | 0.05656 | 87 | 70 | 13 | 4 |
2679 | I'm tired of working my butt of everyday to come home and see you lolling around and playing with that stupid ball! | 1.2414 | 0.05414 | 87 | 69 | 15 | 3 |
2680 | I’ll have a refill | 1.2414 | 0.05656 | 87 | 70 | 13 | 4 |
2681 | When life gives you coconuts... | 1.2414 | 0.05161 | 87 | 68 | 17 | 2 |
2682 | Sorry, but you'll have to back up 5 feet further if you don't have a mask. | 1.2414 | 0.05887 | 87 | 71 | 11 | 5 |
2683 | You missed the january 12th? | 1.2414 | 0.05414 | 87 | 69 | 15 | 3 |
2684 | Welcome to my island. Have you been tested for Covid? | 1.2414 | 0.05161 | 87 | 68 | 17 | 2 |
2685 | You look like you need a drink. | 1.2414 | 0.05161 | 87 | 68 | 17 | 2 |
2686 | Me, I came here the first week of covid. How's the country doing? | 1.2414 | 0.05161 | 87 | 68 | 17 | 2 |
2687 | Well, I arrived on casual Friday. | 1.2414 | 0.05161 | 87 | 68 | 17 | 2 |
2688 | Sip ‘o fools? | 1.2414 | 0.05887 | 87 | 71 | 11 | 5 |
2689 | I didn't ask for the straw - it came with the mai-tai. | 1.2414 | 0.05161 | 87 | 68 | 17 | 2 |
2690 | Hope you packed sunscreen... | 1.2414 | 0.05414 | 87 | 69 | 15 | 3 |
2691 | Maybe you've been stranded your whole life | 1.2414 | 0.05414 | 87 | 69 | 15 | 3 |
2692 | I’m out of limes, hope you brought some. | 1.2414 | 0.05414 | 87 | 69 | 15 | 3 |
2693 | So how long have you been here? | 1.2414 | 0.05161 | 87 | 68 | 17 | 2 |
2694 | Relax. You'll get used to it. | 1.2414 | 0.05414 | 87 | 69 | 15 | 3 |
2695 | Can I get you a drink? | 1.2414 | 0.05414 | 87 | 69 | 15 | 3 |
2696 | Ponce de Leon stopped by. | 1.2414 | 0.05656 | 87 | 70 | 13 | 4 |
2697 | Sharks - you're kidding me? | 1.2414 | 0.05161 | 87 | 68 | 17 | 2 |
2698 | So you're telling me you didn't bring more straws? | 1.2414 | 0.05656 | 87 | 70 | 13 | 4 |
2699 | I’m terribly sorry. We have a strict dress code here. You’ll have to try another island. | 1.2414 | 0.05414 | 87 | 69 | 15 | 3 |
2700 | I know you, man. You're the tightwad who refused to give me an extra pack of peanuts. | 1.2414 | 0.05161 | 87 | 68 | 17 | 2 |
2701 | Sorry. No mask ... no meeting. | 1.2414 | 0.06110 | 87 | 72 | 9 | 6 |
2702 | Life's a beach. | 1.2414 | 0.05656 | 87 | 70 | 13 | 4 |
2703 | I know you’re working remotely but that’s no excuse to dress that way. | 1.2414 | 0.05887 | 87 | 71 | 11 | 5 |
2704 | I know you always go to great lengths to make your Halloween consumes look authentic. But don’t you think this time you’ve gone a little too far?” | 1.2414 | 0.05161 | 87 | 68 | 17 | 2 |
2705 | Ugh, you have NO IDEA how worn out I was. | 1.2414 | 0.05414 | 87 | 69 | 15 | 3 |
2706 | Gentrification is a bitch. | 1.2414 | 0.05656 | 87 | 70 | 13 | 4 |
2707 | Just in time for Happy Hour! | 1.2414 | 0.05161 | 87 | 68 | 17 | 2 |
2708 | Hey, man, have any rum in that case of yours? | 1.2414 | 0.05656 | 87 | 70 | 13 | 4 |
2709 | I believe we’re all essential. | 1.2414 | 0.05161 | 87 | 68 | 17 | 2 |
2710 | sue? what for? | 1.2414 | 0.05414 | 87 | 69 | 15 | 3 |
2711 | I hereby proclaim today as "New Guy on the Island Day. | 1.2414 | 0.05161 | 87 | 68 | 17 | 2 |
2712 | Dude....your work life balance need to change. | 1.2414 | 0.05656 | 87 | 70 | 13 | 4 |
2713 | Hi, Dennis, what's up? | 1.2414 | 0.05161 | 87 | 68 | 17 | 2 |
2714 | Hey Dude , how was the flight? | 1.2414 | 0.06110 | 87 | 72 | 9 | 6 |
2715 | It’s all how you look at it. | 1.2414 | 0.05161 | 87 | 68 | 17 | 2 |
2716 | Please swim 12 feet away This is my private covid island. | 1.2414 | 0.05414 | 87 | 69 | 15 | 3 |
2717 | That’s fine man. But are you really sure you’ve just lost a shoe? | 1.2414 | 0.04895 | 87 | 67 | 19 | 1 |
2718 | Welcome to Temptation Island. | 1.2414 | 0.05161 | 87 | 68 | 17 | 2 |
2719 | We need to stop meeting like this. | 1.2414 | 0.05656 | 87 | 70 | 13 | 4 |
2720 | You are late. You are fired! | 1.2414 | 0.05414 | 87 | 69 | 15 | 3 |
2721 | The quarterly review can wait. Go back and get the vodka. | 1.2414 | 0.05887 | 87 | 71 | 11 | 5 |
2722 | A gentle breeze, the sound of lapping waves and a warm sun, that's my secret to happiness...oh and and $100 a day cocaine habit. | 1.2414 | 0.04614 | 87 | 66 | 21 | 0 |
2723 | Blonds do have more fun. | 1.2414 | 0.05656 | 87 | 70 | 13 | 4 |
2724 | Zoom this. | 1.2414 | 0.04614 | 87 | 66 | 21 | 0 |
2725 | Offshore account, not offshore accountant - ok I get it now. | 1.2414 | 0.05161 | 87 | 68 | 17 | 2 |
2726 | Didn't get the memo? Dress is casual. | 1.2414 | 0.04895 | 87 | 67 | 19 | 1 |
2727 | Welcome back to 2019, my friend. | 1.2414 | 0.05656 | 87 | 70 | 13 | 4 |
2728 | Relax. Take a sip. This is a tropical vacation. | 1.2414 | 0.05414 | 87 | 69 | 15 | 3 |
2729 | I told you to drop out, dude | 1.2414 | 0.05656 | 87 | 70 | 13 | 4 |
2730 | Dude! I called for a pizza, who are you? | 1.2414 | 0.05656 | 87 | 70 | 13 | 4 |
2731 | A Pandemic? | 1.2414 | 0.05414 | 87 | 69 | 15 | 3 |
2732 | Sorry, I just finished the last MaiTai on the Island. | 1.2414 | 0.05414 | 87 | 69 | 15 | 3 |
2733 | Okay you found me am I the last person being counted in the census, let's drink to that. | 1.2414 | 0.05656 | 87 | 70 | 13 | 4 |
2734 | So, how's Obama second term going? | 1.2414 | 0.05656 | 87 | 70 | 13 | 4 |
2735 | Try some guava juice. It’ll take the edge off. | 1.2414 | 0.05656 | 87 | 70 | 13 | 4 |
2736 | Dude, chill out. You made it just in time for happy hour. | 1.2414 | 0.05656 | 87 | 70 | 13 | 4 |
2737 | There was that one traveling salesman | 1.2414 | 0.05887 | 87 | 71 | 11 | 5 |
2738 | Didn’t you get the memo? Casual Friday this week. | 1.2414 | 0.05414 | 87 | 69 | 15 | 3 |
2739 | While you’re up . . . | 1.2414 | 0.05161 | 87 | 68 | 17 | 2 |
2740 | I told you there'd be a V-shaped rebound. | 1.2414 | 0.05161 | 87 | 68 | 17 | 2 |
2741 | Looks like someone could use a new Zoom background. | 1.2414 | 0.05887 | 87 | 71 | 11 | 5 |
2742 | You bring anything to eat? | 1.2414 | 0.05161 | 87 | 68 | 17 | 2 |
2743 | Welcome to the White House Staff Quarrantine Centre. | 1.2414 | 0.04895 | 87 | 67 | 19 | 1 |
2744 | You're going to be here a while, might as well enjoy it. | 1.2414 | 0.04895 | 87 | 67 | 19 | 1 |
2745 | Oh great, you’re finally here. You remembered to bring the ice, right? | 1.2414 | 0.05414 | 87 | 69 | 15 | 3 |
2746 | Top her off will you? | 1.2414 | 0.05656 | 87 | 70 | 13 | 4 |
2747 | Chill, Dude! You're pushing yourself too hard. You have plenty of time to get the project done...... | 1.2414 | 0.05887 | 87 | 71 | 11 | 5 |
2748 | Dude, do I look like I need insurance....come on man. | 1.2414 | 0.05656 | 87 | 70 | 13 | 4 |
2749 | And on Friday nights we have an open bar. | 1.2414 | 0.05656 | 87 | 70 | 13 | 4 |
2750 | Hey man, you the new waiter?, Grab me another Pina Colada" | 1.2414 | 0.05656 | 87 | 70 | 13 | 4 |
2751 | If you want to file an absentee ballot, the election's not over yet. | 1.2414 | 0.05656 | 87 | 70 | 13 | 4 |
2752 | A little black fly told me to leave before the preside |