Contest #727


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727

The winning captions

These captions are chosen by The New Yorker.

  1. “It’s the closest you’ll get to Manhattan in your price range.”
  2. “Keep in mind the neighborhood is expanding.”
  3. “And, if you open the window, the view will take your breath away.”


Name Value
Submission deadline 2020-10-04T23:07:00.000Z
Voting started -
Voting ended 2020-10-18T23:08:00.000Z
Finalists announced 2020-10-12T23:08:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued October 19, 2020
Number of captions 9676
Number of responses 921025
Number of participants -


Dashboard

In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 It's the closest you'll get to Manhattan in your price range. 2.0880 0.00782 10936 3216 3539 4178
1 You work remote, right? 2.0276 0.01129 4955 1498 1822 1635
2 And your nearest neighbors are light years away. 2.0246 0.01477 2396 597 1143 656
3 Now I gotta tell you, it's not technically IN Brooklyn 2.0171 0.00880 8501 2724 2904 2871
4 No train, but there's a shuttle. 2.0022 0.01307 3653 1135 1375 1143
5 No cable, but satellite works great up here! 2.0015 0.00888 7858 2435 2975 2446
6 You can never have enough space. 2.0009 0.01601 2187 612 961 614
7 Ambiance it has in abundance: Atmosphere? Not so much. 2.0003 0.01011 6414 2102 2207 2104
8 Keep in mind the neighborhood is expanding. 1.9948 0.01121 5168 1691 1812 1663
9 So when you said the most important thing to you was space, I knew I had to show you this one ... 1.9408 0.01125 5135 1830 1779 1526
10 And the best part? It all runs on solar. 1.9324 0.00998 6259 2176 2329 1752
11 It’s been available since the previous owner opened the window. 1.9216 0.01483 3150 1224 949 977
12 And with your price range this is the closest you get to Manhattan 1.9121 0.01273 3993 1483 1378 1132
13 And 2020 is only ten days long up here. 1.8931 0.01148 5321 2179 1531 1610
14 If it’s space you’re looking for... 1.8900 0.01945 1500 517 631 352
15 This unit comes with a vacuum. 1.8872 0.01073 5743 2257 1872 1610
16 The view, I think you'll agree, is out of this world. 1.8801 0.01562 2518 942 936 640
17 The place has great views but not much atmosphere. 1.8674 0.00971 6657 2591 2358 1707
18 It may be small but the view is out of this world! 1.8654 0.01071 5328 2041 1964 1322
19 The window doubles as a vacuum 1.8606 0.02281 1248 504 414 330
20 Another plus - you’ll only weigh 20 lbs here. 1.8572 0.01199 4328 1699 1546 1082
21 The view from the balcony will take your breath away. 1.8498 0.01507 2790 1125 959 706
22 With the lights off you can get a real sense of your insignificance. 1.8489 0.01793 2045 850 654 541
23 And like all suites in Trump Tower, it’s not tethered to reality. 1.8488 0.01361 3868 1725 1004 1139
24 You better act fast, we’ve gotten a lot of offers since the debate last night 1.8462 0.02463 1131 488 329 314
25 This is the Great Room … open space to plan. 1.8391 0.01419 3500 1559 945 996
26 The commute is a little longer but look at this space! 1.8115 0.01156 4467 1839 1631 994
27 Well after the 2020 election Canada filled up so fast. So this really is the next emerging area. 1.8088 0.01278 4048 1799 1224 1024
28 As you can see, space won’t be an issue here. 1.8050 0.01145 4467 1829 1680 958
29 That’s right! This unit would be perfect for someone who works remotely. 1.7977 0.01142 4527 1886 1668 971
30 Ignore the 3D paintings - mischievous children. 1.7934 0.01624 2793 1377 616 800
31 On a clear day, you can see forever! 1.7890 0.02275 1128 473 420 235
32 And we just found out there may be life in the neighborhood. 1.7800 0.02143 1241 520 474 247
33 Yes, it’s a bit far from the city, but there are plans for a shuttle. 1.7649 0.01269 3620 1581 1309 730
34 Set your expectations to stunned! 1.7569 0.01320 4184 2158 885 1141
35 Wait til you see the sunroom! 1.7568 0.01790 1834 816 648 370
36 Yes, this is nice but wait 'till you see the sun room! 1.7554 0.01307 3475 1559 1205 709
37 This is the Master of the Universe bedroom. 1.7533 0.01370 3482 1676 990 816
38 Utilities and gravity are included. 1.7444 0.02278 1068 467 407 194
39 You’ve heard of Alexa? This place has Hal. 1.7382 0.01649 2422 1197 662 563
40 The man upstairs IS the man upstairs. 1.7291 0.01898 1713 821 531 359
41 Now, this one has more space, but less atmosphere . 1.7279 0.01619 2249 1051 755 439
42 And it has a built-in vacuum! 1.7273 0.01637 2255 1070 726 457
43 The apartment itself isn't that great but the view is out of this world. 1.7247 0.01564 2361 1096 817 446
44 Not much atmosphere, but the views are out of this world! 1.7183 0.01700 1988 930 688 370
45 The hardwood floor is really the attention-grabber here, no? 1.7183 0.01890 1764 874 513 377
46 The good thing is street noise shouldn't be a problem. 1.7157 0.01676 1963 899 723 341
47 And best of all, you are too far from Earth to receive the presidential debates. 1.7131 0.02250 1185 574 377 234
48 Those 2 weeks in the elevator were worth it, am I right? 1.7098 0.01905 1654 806 522 326
49 Best of all, if you open the window, the unit practically cleans itself. 1.7098 0.02016 1485 726 464 295
50 And this one promises the ultimate in Social Distancing! 1.7055 0.02474 893 414 328 151
51 Didn't I tell you it had stellar views? 1.7027 0.01794 1665 767 626 272
52 You’ll have a great view of the Asteroid before it strikes! 1.7006 0.01978 1690 887 422 381
53 You know what they say: rotation, rotation, rotation 1.6993 0.02686 838 417 256 165
54 Very private, except for the nearby Hubble telescope. 1.6980 0.01965 1576 789 474 313
55 Generally a quiet neighborhood except for your occasional big bang. 1.6956 0.02070 1337 648 448 240
56 And this is our most desirable unit — you’ll see it faces AWAY from earth 1.6946 0.01929 1513 727 521 265
57 There’s no balcony, but there’s also no sense of impending planetary doom. 1.6933 0.02123 1464 776 361 327
58 They lowered the asking price because traces of Mercury were found in the yard. 1.6929 0.02550 889 435 292 162
59 Is this far enough from your in-laws? 1.6921 0.02137 1322 664 398 258
60 ...brick fireplace, hard wood floors, and a picturesque view of the existential void that plagues humanity. 1.6919 0.02665 886 457 245 184
61 See, it has all the space you'll ever need! 1.6896 0.02019 1408 690 464 253
62 Do either of you sleep walk? 1.6896 0.03184 567 278 187 102
63 A lot of Americans are looking for something in this neighborhood these days 1.6880 0.02097 1407 723 400 284
64 The best part is the neighborhood's always expanding. 1.6875 0.02064 1344 660 444 240
65 That window poster is free. We can take it out if you'd rather look at the neighbor's dining room. 1.6875 0.02239 1248 646 345 256
66 It’s rent controlled, climate controlled and mission controlled. 1.6854 0.02082 1262 606 447 209
67 I said there was a ‘ton of space’, I didn’t necessarily mean in the apartment. 1.6849 0.02092 1295 635 433 227
68 A place like this only comes around once every 47,692 years 1.6843 0.02238 1153 572 370 208
69 I know I told her we wanted something near the shuttle but I meant the one at 42nd Street. 1.6763 0.02231 1137 565 375 197
70 Most people say they want to move to Canada. Harry and I thought that was still too close. 1.6762 0.02241 1257 666 332 259
71 Well, I think you'll agree....the view really does make up for the lack of atmosphere. 1.6743 0.02255 1136 573 360 203
72 Lots of space. Just don’t look down. 1.6729 0.02304 1177 622 316 238
73 The fireplace is blocked, but luckily the nearest sun is what we call a "space heater". 1.6721 0.02335 1168 626 299 243
74 That’s right. No mask needed. 1.6718 0.02381 1100 585 292 223
75 of course the rent is astronomical! 1.6697 0.02336 993 487 347 159
76 I know the commute's a bit far, but check out the hardwood floors! 1.6693 0.02327 1152 615 304 232
77 ...and just wait till you see the Sun room! 1.6673 0.02316 1046 525 344 177
78 And there's a hell of a good universe next door. 1.6670 0.02498 1105 626 221 258
79 Location, Location, Location! 1.6664 0.02425 1109 608 263 237
80 This is the only unit that met your “distance from relatives” requirement 1.6664 0.02358 1070 556 315 199
81 As they say: Space, Space, Space! 1.6642 0.02409 1069 571 286 212
82 Don't worry, the landlord said he'll fix that black hole 1.6624 0.02536 868 438 285 145
83 They just finished redoing the gravity. 1.6615 0.02445 1031 551 278 202
84 Sure it's a 3,000 floor walk-up, but you have no one above you. 1.6602 0.02968 565 269 219 77
85 Of course, you will have to vote by mail . 1.6584 0.02506 887 450 289 147
86 Is this far enough from Earth for you, Suzanne? 1.6581 0.02594 968 537 225 206
87 Here it is! The ultimate paradox - a spacious New York apartment 1.6561 0.02581 948 518 238 192
88 This is the place I told you about with the stellar views. 1.6557 0.02553 790 386 290 114
89 It's considered Beverly Hills-adjacent-adjacent-adjacent-adjecent-adjacent. 1.6541 0.02752 925 539 167 219
90 The place has infinite possibilities. 1.6524 0.02520 817 403 295 119
91 The cost is astronomical, but the view is out of this world! 1.6516 0.02515 907 472 277 157
92 And this room gets a sunrise every hour. 1.6516 0.02512 884 454 284 146
93 From this room you can contemplate the vastness of the universe and the insignificance of your existence. And there's a fireplace! 1.6515 0.03144 571 295 180 96
94 It’s just far enough out of the city to be affordable. 1.6503 0.02489 895 464 282 149
95 ...and from the bath you'll have a wonderful view of Uranus. 1.6499 0.02634 917 508 222 187
96 The view is what sucks you in. 1.6496 0.02657 762 385 259 118
97 The HOA dues include hot water, WiFi, recycling, and gravity. 1.6492 0.02514 861 438 287 136
98 Not Just for Star Struck Lovers 1.6443 0.02854 863 511 148 204
99 And if you open the window, the view will take your breath away. 1.6429 0.02620 801 414 259 128
100 Trust me. You're going to love how much space there is. 1.6428 0.02524 823 415 287 121
101 It's a little further away than you wanted, but just look at this hardwood floor. 1.6416 0.02575 826 427 268 131
102 The rent is astronomical, but look at the view! 1.6410 0.02535 819 415 283 121
103 You'll love it. Everyone says it has universal appeal. 1.6410 0.02593 805 414 266 125
104 Is this far enough from the White House? 1.6383 0.02732 810 444 214 151
105 The best part: no neighbors for lightyears. 1.6375 0.02612 789 407 261 121
106 The previous owners were illegal aliens. 1.6371 0.02950 722 405 174 143
107 Unfortunately the neighbourhood hasn’t got much atmosphere 1.6354 0.02797 746 403 212 131
108 I mean, the stairs are brutal, but once you get up here....look at that view!!! 1.6343 0.02620 763 390 262 111
109 A completely Trump free alternative universe. 1.6338 0.02893 740 414 183 143
110 The last renter was Elon Musk. 1.6338 0.02943 740 422 167 151
111 It’s a bit of an elevator ride, but this one has a feature that’s hard to find in New York - space, space space. 1.6335 0.02809 753 412 205 136
112 So...if Trump wins, you could come and live here. 1.6328 0.02804 757 415 205 137
113 The condo board meets when Jupiter aligns with Mars. 1.6327 0.02770 727 385 224 118
114 Living in a really tall building does take some getting used to, but it'll be light years before anything blocks the view. 1.6326 0.02672 754 392 247 115
115 Not much light but plenty of space 1.6322 0.02732 726 379 235 112
116 Another good thing is no mosquitoes over the 1,000th floor 1.6320 0.02765 731 388 224 119
117 We have the penthouse with galaxy views for our American Refugees. 1.6319 0.03070 739 443 125 171
118 And as you can see, there's lots of space! 1.6291 0.02858 693 372 206 115
119 When you said the sky's the limit, I knew this was the place for you. 1.6288 0.02785 695 364 225 106
120 Your neighbors are light years away. 1.6287 0.03472 404 201 152 51
121 The space is small, but it keeps expanding. 1.6272 0.02948 617 323 201 93
122 As you can see, we're totally complying with the gravity of the post-pandemic Real Estate situation. 1.6259 0.03101 703 418 130 155
123 Oh, you’ll love this neighborhood! It’s really expanding! 1.6250 0.02782 680 354 227 99
124 And there's a teleportation gate in the pantry. 1.6241 0.03038 689 397 154 138
125 Trust me, this is the next Brooklyn. 1.6227 0.02968 660 363 183 114
126 It offers a 4 year lease where you can wait out the next presidential term 1.6194 0.02978 649 356 182 110
127 You did say space was important to you. 1.6175 0.02909 617 324 205 88
128 And this will be your bedroom. You may find that the decreased gravity up here will make you a light sleeper! 1.6168 0.03191 608 349 143 116
129 And this is the room contains the one official Texas Mail In Ballot box for the whole galaxy. 1.6167 0.03453 527 305 119 103
130 The water pressure is a tad low up here but you get a fabulous view! 1.6165 0.02982 605 323 191 91
131 It's pre-Star Wars. 1.6159 0.03145 617 352 150 115
132 So the view totally makes up for the three month elevator ride, right? 1.6146 0.03043 615 339 174 102
133 Actually it’s Earth adjacent. 1.6145 0.02873 620 324 211 85
134 Your neighbors are very quiet. 1.6137 0.03112 611 344 159 108
135 The commute is not great, but the views are out of this world! 1.6132 0.03021 605 329 181 95
136 Best of all, you'll age a bit slower than the folks at street level. 1.6130 0.03010 584 316 180 88
137 The previous tenants left when they opened the windows. 1.6122 0.03133 606 343 155 108
138 It comes with a vacuum. 1.6117 0.03134 564 308 167 89
139 And the best part is that the builder bought the development air rights for the entire neighbourhood, so you’ll never lose your view! 1.6114 0.03223 579 330 144 105
140 That's right, practically NO traffic 1.6087 0.03099 575 315 169 90
141 The views from the Deathstar ARE spectacular 1.6087 0.03388 575 346 108 121
142 Another motherfucking New York City fifth-floor walkup, amirite? 1.6086 0.03512 580 365 77 138
143 And no yard work, EVER! 1.6081 0.03101 546 292 176 78
144 They’re calling the neighborhood NoMa, north of Mars. 1.6071 0.03581 448 251 122 75
145 Sure, it's a bit of a trek, but -- look at all this space! 1.6062 0.03069 546 290 181 75
146 I told you that you’d be over the moon! 1.6062 0.03025 546 286 189 71
147 Welcome to Planet Trump. 1.6047 0.03578 549 344 78 127
148 It may seem a little small at first, but it is continually expanding. 1.6038 0.03153 530 286 168 76
149 People used to think Brooklyn was too far away also" 1.6027 0.03068 526 276 183 67
150 As you can see, there’s a lot of space. 1.6016 0.03345 512 289 138 85
151 And this, is our Far Far Away room! 1.6015 0.03487 532 320 104 108
152 This penthouse is fully equipped: You have the security system, the intercom system, and the solar system 1.6004 0.03352 513 291 136 86
153 Welcome to Earth 3: the realities of Earth 1 in the delusions of Earth 2. 1.6004 0.03629 523 326 80 117
154 It's a little far from the city, but look at these hardwood floors... 1.6000 0.03342 515 292 137 86
155 and to vacuum, simply open the window 1.5996 0.03375 502 284 135 83
156 Now I know what you’re thinking, but it’s just a tiny black hole 1.5989 0.03198 526 289 159 78
157 This apartment used to be owned by John Glenn. 1.5977 0.03525 512 307 103 101
158 The oxygen is complimentary. 1.5948 0.03350 496 279 139 78
159 Yes, it is a long elevator ride, but you barely have any street noise! 1.5947 0.03145 486 255 173 58
160 And look at the view -- it's out of this world. 1.5945 0.03317 476 260 149 67
161 And did I mention it comes with a vacuum? 1.5936 0.03323 470 256 149 65
162 It even comes with a vacuum. 1.5936 0.03309 470 255 151 64
163 You can see Russia from your house! 1.5933 0.03430 477 270 131 76
164 The “Gravity” upgrade is totally worth it! 1.5928 0.03192 474 250 167 57
165 It lacks a bit of atmosphere, but it has plenty of space. 1.5927 0.03584 464 271 111 82
166 And the best part - free satellite reception. 1.5903 0.03499 454 257 126 71
167 We heard you wanted to be as far from the city as you could. 1.5899 0.03415 473 266 133 73
168 You said you needed space, right? 1.5899 0.03376 473 264 139 70
169 Unfortunately it is not furnished. The last tenants opened the window. 1.5897 0.03315 468 258 145 65
170 This one comes with a built in vacuum. 1.5894 0.03464 453 254 131 68
171 And the bathrooms have meteor showers. 1.5891 0.03395 460 255 139 66
172 And, to vacuum you just open that window a crack. 1.5889 0.03424 450 249 137 64
173 Teleport will be repaired. Not to worry. 1.5889 0.03619 467 278 103 86
174 Don’t worry, Amazon still delivers here 1.5884 0.03457 447 249 133 65
175 ...cozy, with wood-burning fireplace and this EXPANSIVE view, thanks to the exclusive worm-hole elevator! 1.5870 0.03902 460 295 60 105
176 See how much more you get when you're willing to live further out? 1.5869 0.03378 443 241 144 58
177 Like the ad said, 'Unobstructed views will literally leave you breathless'!" 1.5864 0.03471 440 245 132 63
178 The architectural firm is a little group called "Plan 9 From Outer Space! 1.5861 0.03910 459 295 59 105
179 The Penthouse view is really out of this world. 1.5847 0.03599 443 257 112 73
180 . . . and this is the penthouse. 1.5830 0.03691 446 267 98 81
181 There's very little street noise, but I'd still keep the windows closed. 1.5829 0.03540 434 246 123 65
182 Here you’ll constantly be reminded of your utter insignificance. 1.5817 0.03490 447 254 126 67
183 This is Mr. Musk's version of a mobile home. 1.5817 0.03712 447 270 94 83
184 … and only a short distance to the Metro ! 1.5806 0.03913 434 273 70 91
185 The view is especially peaceful when the Moon is in the Seventh House, and Jupiter aligns with Mars. 1.5797 0.03578 433 249 117 67
186 I didn't realize there would be this much space. 1.5797 0.03298 433 231 153 49
187 Yes, the rent is astronomical but so is the view! 1.5766 0.03616 411 234 117 60
188 The monthly rent is astronomical but well worth it. 1.5757 0.03672 403 231 112 60
189 And this one’s to die for. Seriously. Don’t open the window. 1.5753 0.03487 405 222 133 50
190 This view will take your breath away...if you open the window. 1.5739 0.03650 399 227 115 57
191 You'll appreciate it more once the elevator's fixed. 1.5722 0.03627 395 223 118 54
192 Plenty of space, right? 1.5707 0.03485 389 211 134 44
193 The commute is a bit farther than we discussed, but look at all this space! 1.5707 0.03670 389 221 114 54
194 And the neighbors are extraordinarily diverse. 1.5699 0.03544 386 212 128 46
195 Yes, these are the original floors 1.5699 0.04015 379 232 78 69
196 Lots of space outside! 1.5696 0.03748 381 219 107 55
197 It's a little farther out than you'd like but look at these wood floors! 1.5679 0.03754 368 209 109 50
198 This loft has Musk all over it. 1.5677 0.04058 384 240 70 74
199 Year 3020 1.5674 0.04205 386 251 51 84
200 The price may be astronomical, but so are the views. 1.5673 0.03838 379 223 97 59
201 And in the morning, you'll get lots of sun! 1.5673 0.03475 379 204 135 40
202 And you're in a great school district every 164.8 years. 1.5669 0.03876 381 227 92 62
203 They said the same thing about soho years ago. 1.5659 0.03887 334 188 103 43
204 You did say space was your #1 criteria. 1.5649 0.03798 370 214 103 53
205 Objects from the bedroom window appear closer than they are. 1.5646 0.03831 356 204 103 49
206 Don't worry. It's a Zoom background. 1.5637 0.03768 369 212 106 51
207 And the view just goes on forever! 1.5637 0.03708 369 209 112 48
208 And this is our most socially distanced unit. 1.5637 0.03708 369 209 112 48
209 And the best thing about this apartment is that your closest neighbors are light years away from you. 1.5618 0.03770 356 202 108 46
210 No need for electricity. It’s a solar system. 1.5603 0.03793 348 197 107 44
211 I would suggest you decorate this room with Earth tones. 1.5602 0.03635 357 197 120 40
212 The location isn't great but there's a lot of space. 1.5598 0.03966 343 201 92 50
213 It comes with its own vacuum! 1.5598 0.03945 343 200 94 49
214 The gravity is complimentary. 1.5598 0.03768 343 192 110 41
215 Is this still too close to your in-laws? 1.5584 0.03834 351 202 102 47
216 This is the upper UPPER East Side 1.5571 0.03578 350 195 117 38
217 And welcome to the Trump Suite with lovely fake views. 1.5569 0.04094 343 208 79 56
218 Occasionally you can hear a neighbour screaming the name "Khan!!" But not if you shut the window. 1.5533 0.04350 338 217 55 66
219 ...and I think you'll find that the fantastic views more than make up for the longer commute. 1.5520 0.03444 346 183 135 28
220 You won’t do better anywhere still accepting Americans! 1.5512 0.04049 332 198 85 49
221 There's a free shuttle service every 10-15 months. 1.5509 0.03894 334 193 98 43
222 We Realtors are accused of promising the moon and the stars, but I promise you that I can deliver. 1.5500 0.03849 320 180 104 36
223 I'm afraid you'll have to vote by mail. 1.5494 0.04057 324 192 86 46
224 It may be small but the view is heavenly. 1.5491 0.03721 326 180 113 33
225 It's a bit of a commute, but the views are out of this world! 1.5491 0.04061 326 194 85 47
226 Sure, the rent is sky-high but the views are out of this world. 1.5491 0.04014 326 192 89 45
227 Of course it is an outer borough. 1.5472 0.04019 318 186 90 42
228 A unit like this only comes into orbit once every two hundred years! 1.5472 0.03868 318 180 102 36
229 And here is the “Mother-In-Law” Suite. 1.5469 0.04120 320 192 81 47
230 This one is a newly renovated fly-up with great views and Earth adjacent, perfect for those working remote. 1.5469 0.04306 320 200 65 55
231 Of course there's solar heating... 1.5460 0.03895 315 179 100 36
232 Well, you asked for more space!" 1.5457 0.04199 317 193 75 49
233 I think you misunderstood what we meant by ‘spacious’... 1.5457 0.03979 317 184 93 40
234 The objects outside the window are farther away than they appear. 1.5457 0.04029 317 186 89 42
235 It's 100 G down payment and zero-g after that. 1.5449 0.04203 312 189 76 47
236 Few people realize that the International Space Station is an AirBnB 1.5449 0.04053 312 183 88 41
237 It’s a little on the small side, but the view is out of this world! 1.5446 0.04230 314 192 73 49
238 It’s truly the best of both worlds. Cozy, but still plenty of space. 1.5443 0.03715 327 182 112 33
239 This one has the most space. 1.5437 0.04057 309 181 88 40
240 It’’s Pre-War, so it includes Pluto. 1.5437 0.04185 309 186 78 45
241 With the zero gravity option, your family practically raises itself! 1.5437 0.03899 309 175 100 34
242 Admittedly, as a walk up it’s a bit of exercise, but look at the view! 1.5437 0.03817 309 172 106 31
243 See? Just like I promised you when we spoke on the phone. Plenty of space! 1.5434 0.04038 311 182 89 40
244 Remember me telling you how much more house you can get when we go just a bit further out? 1.5425 0.03981 306 176 94 36
245 It’s worth every penny of the astronomical rent. 1.5425 0.04191 306 184 78 44
246 As you can see... a lot of stars live in this neighborhood. 1.5425 0.04114 306 181 84 41
247 The ad did say 'truly stellar view.' 1.5425 0.04114 306 181 84 41
248 And this is the Carl Sagan room. 1.5425 0.03845 306 171 104 31
249 And this beautiful view will always remind you how insignificant you are. 1.5425 0.04292 306 188 70 48
250 The extra space makes up for the lack of atmosphere. 1.5425 0.04061 306 184 79 42
251 The price is astronomical, but the view is out of this world.” 1.5425 0.04114 306 181 84 41
252 Wait until you see the deck. It will literally take your breath away. 1.5425 0.04035 306 178 90 38
253 ...and the nearest grocery store is only 2 light years around the corner" 1.5413 0.04351 303 188 66 49
254 The only downside is, it doesn't get much sun. 1.5400 0.04150 300 178 82 40
255 All this and solar heat too! 1.5387 0.03959 297 169 96 32
256 Ugh. Popcorn ceiling. 1.5387 0.04183 297 177 80 40
257 The last tenants were evicted for being illegal aliens. 1.5372 0.04248 296 179 75 42
258 Also, you can’t hear street traffic. 1.5357 0.03938 308 178 95 35
259 It's the next Brooklyn. 1.5347 0.04340 288 176 70 42
260 You really have to move slightly out of the city to find something in your price range. 1.5345 0.04176 290 172 81 37
261 I hope this will be far enough away from Trump for you. 1.5333 0.04431 285 177 64 44
262 You just need to open the window to vacuum the whole place! 1.5331 0.04352 287 176 69 42
263 By the time we get back he won’t even be President anymore. 1.5319 0.04354 282 172 70 40
264 It gets loads of natural light every 13 minutes. 1.5319 0.04146 282 165 84 33
265 The patio is really going to take your breath away. 1.5319 0.04296 282 170 74 38
266 I know it's a bit small, but the views are out of this world. 1.5305 0.04054 279 160 90 29
267 We've seen a huge uptick in interest the closer we get to the election. 1.5305 0.04301 279 168 74 37
268 I think we're looking for something a little more down-to-earth. 1.5302 0.04218 281 167 79 35
269 It's a bit of a schlep to Midtown, but these days you can work remotely from anywhere. 1.5302 0.03739 281 152 109 20
270 You guys aren’t flat-earthers, are you? 1.5290 0.04397 276 169 68 39
271 This one features lots of space. 1.5288 0.04001 278 158 93 27
272 Of course it looks totally different in the daylight. 1.5288 0.03902 278 155 99 24
273 And there's a lovely martian couple next door only three light years away. 1.5288 0.04222 278 165 79 34
274 Just beware of Johnny in 996,444,678 B. He likes to push all the elevator buttons. 1.5288 0.04253 278 166 76 35
275 And the view is absolutely stellar. 1.5284 0.03847 282 164 90 28
276 And this is the Age of Aquarius apartment; you can actually see Jupiter aligning with Mars. 1.5284 0.04267 282 170 75 37
277 And if it's a view you want with lots of space... 1.5284 0.03863 282 157 101 24
278 This unit doesn't have much light, but there is a lot of space. 1.5284 0.04116 282 165 85 32
279 Believe me, I had to move heaven and earth to get you this showing. 1.5277 0.04336 271 163 73 35
280 It's very nice, but it's really light years from what we were looking for. 1.5277 0.04175 271 158 83 30
281 You think that's cool. Wait till you see the black hole in the bathroom. 1.5275 0.04495 273 170 62 41
282 This is what we call a mid-next century modern. 1.5261 0.04308 268 160 75 33
283 Now this unit once belonged to Carl Sagan. 1.5261 0.04177 268 156 83 29
284 ...and you get natural sunlight in this room every 37 years! 1.5261 0.04530 268 167 61 40
285 It’s got a view that’s out of this world. Just don’t open the window. 1.5245 0.04601 265 167 57 41
286 And when you need to vacuum you just open the window 1.5245 0.04312 265 158 75 32
287 And it's only one flight up! 1.5245 0.04177 265 154 83 28
288 And, as you can see, the view from the 2,069th floor is completely unobstructed. 1.5243 0.04543 267 167 60 40
289 Yes, the elevator ride is long, but the views are breath-taking, literally... 1.5243 0.04121 267 154 86 27
290 Oh, and there's a shuttle that comes by every few months. 1.5243 0.04222 267 157 80 30
291 Don’t worry, that comet only passes by once every 76 years. 1.5243 0.04188 267 156 82 29
292 You're going to love this place. It's absolutely out of this world. 1.5243 0.04321 267 160 74 33
293 I told you the view from the living room would be out of this world 1.5243 0.04385 267 162 70 35
294 Yes, I really did mean that it is stellar. 1.5229 0.04316 262 156 75 31
295 And you’ll see, your nearest neighbors are light years away. So, no need for curtains. 1.5229 0.04383 262 158 71 33
296 The central air is a lifesaver. 1.5227 0.04189 264 153 82 27
297 The rent may be astronomical, but so is the neighborhood! 1.5212 0.04455 259 158 67 34
298 The one has tons of space. 1.5212 0.04522 259 160 63 36
299 It’s not quite in the neighborhood you were looking for, but it is Earth-adjacent. 1.5212 0.04284 259 153 77 29
300 There’s no atmosphere but the view is terrific. 1.5211 0.04396 261 158 70 33
301 As you can see, this unit has plenty of space and is equipped with its own solar system. 1.5211 0.04119 261 150 86 25
302 If you need more space. You can always open the window. 1.5195 0.04392 256 154 71 31
303 Of course it’s a little out of the way 1.5195 0.04140 256 147 85 24
304 Now hold your breath for this view! 1.5194 0.04332 258 154 74 30
305 And this home has a new solar system. 1.5194 0.04261 258 152 78 28
306 The apartment is a little dated, but the views are out of this world. 1.5194 0.04366 258 155 72 31
307 The vacuum comes standard with this unit. 1.5194 0.04190 258 150 82 26
308 And in the master bedroom, no one can hear you scream. 1.5179 0.04667 251 158 56 37
309 And best of all, the neighborhood is very quiet! 1.5178 0.04250 253 148 79 26
310 As I told you on the phone, the space is amazing. 1.5178 0.04501 253 155 65 33
311 Though the apartment may lack in gravity, it gains in privacy. 1.5178 0.04138 253 145 85 23
312 You get very little street noise up here. 1.5176 0.04262 255 150 78 27
313 ... and a lot of space... 1.5160 0.04682 250 158 55 37
314 This place is just waiting for some happy occupants to give it some atmosphere! 1.5160 0.04212 250 145 81 24
315 Technically, it’s still in the Upper West Side 1.5160 0.04471 250 152 67 31
316 this one is great for families with kids - crank the g-force to 3 and you've got instant bedtime! 1.5160 0.04471 250 152 67 31
317 Just don't open the window. 1.5142 0.04364 247 147 73 27
318 You won't find more space for the money. 1.5142 0.04091 247 140 87 20
319 See, plenty of room to decompress. 1.5142 0.04051 247 139 89 19
320 It’s 300 square feet, but your neighbors are light years away. 1.5142 0.04171 247 142 83 21
321 This is the penthouse 1.5142 0.04863 247 161 45 41
322 So, yeah, a bit of a walk-up, but it's original hardwood floors! 1.5141 0.04521 249 153 64 32
323 This apartment just went back on the market. The last tenant opened the window by mistake. 1.5124 0.04545 242 148 64 30
324 ... and with the Nature Conservancy’s conservation easement on the Milky Way, no new construction will ever block this view. 1.5124 0.04312 242 142 76 24
325 Yes, the ad DID say plenty of space! 1.5123 0.04326 244 144 75 25
326 Street noise? Not a problem. 1.5123 0.04517 244 149 65 30
327 And no shades necessary-ever. 1.5123 0.04403 244 146 71 27
328 So I heard you two were looking for more space. 1.5123 0.04365 244 145 72 26
329 Oh yes,absolutely OODLES of space! 1.5122 0.04563 246 152 62 32
330 ...and the satellite reception is the best money can buy 1.5122 0.04526 246 151 64 31
331 Everything in Canada was recently snatched up, but this is a great alternative for your needs! 1.5122 0.04706 246 156 54 36
332 And with this ingenious mural you would never know you were on the lower parking level. 1.5105 0.04392 239 142 72 25
333 Bit of a commute, but it's in your price range. 1.5104 0.04163 241 138 83 20
334 This is a little bit outside your budget. Demand to leave earth right now is quite high." 1.5104 0.04521 241 147 65 29
335 And despite the apartment’s lack of square footage, there is still plenty of space. 1.5104 0.04365 241 143 73 25
336 This one is a bit of a commute, but it comes with stunning views! 1.5104 0.04444 241 145 69 27
337 Lots of space. Gravity can be a bit glitchy. 1.5103 0.04642 243 152 58 33
338 I dare you to find more space than this at your price point. 1.5103 0.04568 243 150 62 31
339 In the 90s, taxis didn't want to go to Brooklyn either. 1.5103 0.04455 243 146 68 28
340 No one above you either. 1.5103 0.04300 243 143 76 24
341 You won’t find better WiFi anywhere. The satellite circles this block every hour. 1.5103 0.04417 243 146 70 27
342 It's ideal for working remotely. 1.5103 0.04493 243 148 66 29
343 and there's no land tax 1.5085 0.04351 236 139 74 23
344 Before we start be sure not to touch the red button next to the door.” 1.5084 0.04324 238 140 75 23
345 And you'll find the view simply out of this world! 1.5084 0.04641 238 148 59 31
346 Some say these New York high rises are getting out of hand,but you gotta love the views 1.5084 0.04200 238 137 81 20
347 Technically, we're in an outer borough. 1.5084 0.04242 238 138 79 21
348 Perfect for these times... here, nobody can hear you scream. 1.5084 0.04602 238 147 61 30
349 Take a look around and I’ll meet you back downstairs in 7 years. 1.5065 0.04787 231 146 53 32
350 And the view is stellar! 1.5064 0.04597 233 143 62 28
351 Yes, it's in an outer-ring suburb, but there's a lot more space. 1.5064 0.04131 233 132 84 17
352 I told your the views were out of this world. 1.5064 0.04391 233 138 72 23
353 And this would be the perfect location for your in-law suite! 1.5064 0.04833 233 149 50 34
354 Well, you said you wanted more space! 1.5064 0.04637 233 144 60 29
355 The rooms are small, but you’ll love the outdoor space. 1.5064 0.04557 233 142 64 27
356 And of course, everything is solar powered. 1.5064 0.04716 233 146 56 31
357 Tranquility is beyond price, don't you agree? 1.5064 0.04801 235 150 51 34
358 A lot of other potential buyers seemed to find the cold, dark vacuum of crushing yet infinite space very comforting right now. 1.5044 0.04754 228 143 55 30
359 The satellite TV reception is out of this world! 1.5043 0.04518 230 139 66 25
360 Now, it is a walk up, but I think the view is worth it 1.5043 0.04518 230 139 66 25
361 You don’t have to worry. Gravity is included in your utilities. 1.5043 0.04642 230 142 60 28
362 You said you didn’t want neighbors. 1.5043 0.04518 230 139 66 25
363 Welcome to Final Frontier Luxury Apartments where ‘Space’ is more than square footage! 1.5022 0.04971 227 148 44 35
364 It's a little farther out than you wanted, but wait till you see the views! 1.5022 0.04475 227 136 68 23
365 Demand in this area has skyrocketed. 1.5022 0.04574 229 140 63 26
366 It comes with a new, state-of-the-art Alexa. Say hello to HAL.” 1.5022 0.04532 229 139 65 25
367 And a nice set of Venetian blinds will block the view of Uranus. 1.5022 0.04898 229 148 47 34
368 I hope this one has enough space for you! 1.5022 0.04616 229 141 61 27
369 Thanks to our interchangeable window backdrops, you will never feel like living in a basement apartment next to the state’s biggest garbage dump. 1.5022 0.04937 229 149 45 35
370 The original owner moved heaven and earth to get just the right view. 1.5000 0.04619 226 139 61 26
371 We call this style mid-galaxy modern. 1.5000 0.04519 224 135 66 23
372 You wanted space. You got it. 1.5000 0.05017 222 145 43 34
373 It may be small, but you're paying for the atmosphere. 1.5000 0.04503 222 133 67 22
374 The universe awaits you! 1.5000 0.04942 224 145 46 33
375 And just wait until you see the tether line for the kids out back! 1.5000 0.04533 226 137 65 24
376 According to the landlord's theory, you both are and are not permitted to have cats. 1.5000 0.04928 220 141 48 31
377 This is as close to San Francisco as you can afford. 1.5000 0.04503 222 133 67 22
378 Come on in and see the space this place has to offer. 1.5000 0.04533 226 137 65 24
379 Think about how small and insignificant your mortgage will seem. 1.5000 0.04589 228 140 62 26
380 Satellite reception is great 1.5000 0.04124 226 128 83 15
381 It might be small,but the view is out of this world 1.4978 0.04622 223 137 61 25
382 The stairs are a walk, but the view is worth it. 1.4978 0.04665 223 138 59 26
383 Yes, the stairs take some getting used to, but look at this view! 1.4978 0.04708 223 139 57 27
384 You’ll love the place. It’s out of this world. 1.4977 0.04653 221 136 60 25
385 And financing should be no problem with a 30 light year mortgage. 1.4977 0.04518 221 133 66 22
386 Like I always say, why throw all that rent into a black hole? 1.4977 0.04608 221 135 62 24
387 I know it's a bit above your price range, there's no appliances, and only one window... but he's technically not president up here. 1.4977 0.04860 219 139 51 29
388 It has plenty of room, 3 beds, two baths, but no oxygen, and I know that was on your list... 1.4977 0.04729 219 136 57 26
389 It's been recently converted from gas heat to a solar system. 1.4955 0.06635 111 69 29 13
390 The commute to the City is not much longer than from your current home in New Jersey 1.4954 0.04516 218 131 66 21
391 I know it was a lot of stairs, but you’re gonna love the view!! 1.4954 0.04833 218 138 52 28
392 You never have to explain that your work is remote. 1.4954 0.04276 218 126 76 16
393 And the floor can double as a ceiling. 1.4954 0.04732 216 134 57 25
394 No stairway. 1.4954 0.04822 216 141 45 30
395 This place is perfect for social distancing. 1.4954 0.04640 216 132 61 23
396 I know there were a lot of stairs, but the view is worth it. 1.4930 0.04656 215 132 60 23
397 You'll love the apartment! It's out of this world! 1.4930 0.04688 213 131 59 23
398 Infinite expansion possibilities. 1.4930 0.04918 213 136 49 28
399 What it lacks in atmosphere, it makes up for in space. 1.4906 0.04559 212 128 64 20
400 Quiet, great view, lots of space, and no one can hear you scream. 1.4906 0.04559 212 128 64 20
401 For an energetic couple that doesn't mind a walkup, it's a steal. 1.4906 0.04751 212 132 56 24
402 A space this nice, in this galaxy, only comes around every...well, technically 29 years, 10 months and 6 days. 1.4905 0.04689 210 129 59 22
403 Heavenly view. 1.4905 0.05062 210 137 43 30
404 And here we have the sun room. 1.4905 0.04832 210 132 53 25
405 It comes with a universal remote! 1.4904 0.04622 208 126 62 20
406 ... and here is the outdoor space you wanted! 1.4904 0.04961 208 133 48 27
407 You do have neighbors, but they can't be perceived by human senses. 1.4904 0.04914 208 132 50 26
408 Sure, it’s a little off the beaten track, but how about that view? 1.4904 0.04770 208 129 56 23
409 Oh, no. I didn't mean metaphorically 1.4904 0.04914 208 132 50 26
410 And the best part is, America is 93 million miles away! 1.4904 0.04961 208 133 48 27
411 The lease starts November 4th 1.4904 0.05054 208 135 44 29
412 Energy-efficient, it has its own solar system.... 1.4879 0.04836 207 130 53 24
413 The neighborhood is very quiet. 1.4879 0.04638 207 126 61 20
414 If you redecorate,be sure to put up some drapes,otherwise everyone will see Uranus. 1.4879 0.05073 207 135 43 29
415 That lovely aroma is Uranus. 1.4879 0.04884 207 131 51 25
416 They’ve just installed a solar system. 1.4879 0.04836 207 130 53 24
417 You’ll notice this home comes with a great view and ample space for social distancing! 1.4879 0.04638 207 126 61 20
418 Is this far enough from your mother in law? 1.4878 0.04772 205 127 56 22
419 Now let me show you the wormhole 1.4853 0.04937 204 130 49 25
420 The view changes every century. 1.4853 0.05034 204 132 45 27
421 No problem social distancing here. 1.4853 0.04635 204 124 61 19
422 We recommend you leave the window closed. 1.4853 0.04888 204 129 51 24
423 The neighbors are very intelligent. 1.4853 0.04788 204 127 55 22
424 I know that you said you were primarily interested in space... 1.4853 0.04421 204 120 69 15
425 You will know when Jupiter aligns with Mars. 1.4853 0.04839 204 128 53 23
426 What a stellar location! 1.4853 0.04962 204 133 44 27
427 The location is stellar. 1.4853 0.04788 204 127 55 22
428 So much more space here for a city condo. 1.4853 0.05223 204 136 36 31
429 Of course, in an emergency, you'll take the stairs 1.4853 0.04839 204 128 53 23
430 Just look at all this space! 1.4851 0.04561 202 121 64 17
431 It's a long commute, but the view is out of this world. 1.4851 0.04823 202 126 54 22
432 This one has a little more space 1.4851 0.04561 202 121 64 17
433 ...and you won’t have to worry about social distancing here! 1.4851 0.04614 202 122 62 18
434 Trust me. In a thousand years this will be the next Williamsburg. 1.4851 0.04668 202 123 60 19
435 This room really has universal appeal. 1.4851 0.04823 202 126 54 22
436 I believe I mentioned that it has a solar system. 1.4851 0.04772 202 125 56 21
437 I told you, zero noise pollution 1.4851 0.04668 202 123 60 19
438 It has views over Central Park...every few weeks or so...with a telescope. 1.4851 0.05120 202 132 42 28
439 And the view! A comforting reminder of your insignificance. 1.4851 0.04874 202 127 52 23
440 And the best part is, your neighbors are light years away 1.4851 0.04874 202 127 52 23
441 The commute's really only 30 minutes once you get to the I-5 Wormhole. 1.4848 0.04895 198 124 52 22
442 In your price range, this is the closest commute to Manhattan. 1.4848 0.05200 198 130 40 28
443 Well there is no 13th floor, so technically this is only the 1,537,643rd floor. 1.4848 0.04947 198 125 50 23
444 It’s a little father out than we talked about, but it’s rent stabilized 1.4848 0.04998 198 126 48 24
445 'As you can see, it's perfect for social distancing' 1.4848 0.04895 198 124 52 22
446 And you won’t be bothered by street noise. 1.4826 0.04576 201 121 63 17
447 Since Mars is in retrograde you get 2 months free rent. 1.4826 0.04840 201 126 53 22
448 It has a surprising amount of space. 1.4826 0.04630 201 122 61 18
449 The view,like the rent,is astronomical. 1.4826 0.04892 201 127 51 23
450 Of course, nothing tops this one in terms of space. 1.4826 0.04630 201 122 61 18
451 ... and best of all your nearest neighbors are 10 light years away. 1.4826 0.04789 201 125 55 21
452 Of course the first thing you’ll notice is the pre-war brick fireplace... 1.4824 0.04876 199 125 52 22
453 This apartment boldly goes where no apartment has gone before." 1.4822 0.04860 197 123 53 21
454 Just remember, objects in the window may be closer than they appear. 1.4822 0.04860 197 123 53 21
455 It's not on a train line, but there's a shuttle. 1.4822 0.04697 197 119 59 18
456 The architecture is actually based on a prewar-of-the-worlds apartment. 1.4822 0.04697 197 120 59 18
457 The view makes up for the lack of atmosphere, don't you think? 1.4822 0.04806 197 122 55 20
458 AND it’s totally solar! 1.4822 0.05068 197 127 45 25
459 And you can watch Earth implode from your beautiful bay window. 1.4796 0.05483 196 135 28 33
460 You did say that you worked remotely. 1.4796 0.04601 196 118 62 16
461 Well, Yes the rent is sky high...but it entitles you to this spectacular view 1.4796 0.04877 196 123 52 21
462 Don’t you just love the atmosphere? 1.4796 0.04544 196 117 64 15
463 And, your address is unlisted! 1.4796 0.04983 196 125 48 23
464 And, of course, there is plenty of space! 1.4796 0.04658 196 119 60 17
465 It's a lovely apartment if you don't mind living in one of the outer boroughs. 1.4796 0.04877 196 123 52 21
466 Yes, it's a walk-up. But just look at this view! 1.4796 0.04601 196 118 62 16
467 It's what we call our Universal Studio apartment. 1.4796 0.04877 196 123 52 21
468 The great thing about this place is you can't even see the earth much less hear about what's going on there. 1.4796 0.05036 196 126 46 24
469 Don’t open the window 1.4794 0.04995 194 126 44 24
470 Just as advertised,this house has the best views on the planet 1.4794 0.04804 194 120 55 19
471 But, don’t worry the windows come with child locks. 1.4794 0.04804 194 120 55 19
472 And you never need to vacuum! Just crack a window. 1.4794 0.04914 194 122 51 21
473 In terms of space, well, technically it's still expanding 1.4794 0.05022 194 124 47 23
474 It’s all about the view ! 1.4789 0.05045 190 121 47 22
475 Yes meteor shower insurance is included. 1.4789 0.04703 190 115 59 16
476 All modern conveniences, except the concepts of time, space, and reality, are included. 1.4789 0.04877 190 118 53 19
477 It's still easier to get from here to midtown than from Brooklyn 1.4769 0.04617 195 118 61 16
478 As you will see, it has plenty of space. 1.4767 0.04708 193 118 58 17
479 Wait until we step out onto the balcony, it'll take your breath away. 1.4767 0.04932 193 122 50 21
480 You said you wanted more space, right? 1.4767 0.04765 193 119 56 17
481 And there's room to build out! 1.4767 0.04932 193 122 50 21
482 It's all about space! 1.4767 0.04877 193 121 52 20
483 Whatever you do, don't open the window. 1.4767 0.05040 193 124 46 23
484 I know it's a lot of flights for a walk-up, but the views are out of this world. 1.4767 0.04708 193 118 58 16
485 It's ideal for social distancing. 1.4767 0.04822 193 120 54 19
486 Now this is the kind of place you can come home to and leave all your earthly worries behind 1.4767 0.04765 193 119 56 18
487 I didn't say the neighbors were green with envy, I just said they were green. 1.4762 0.04895 189 118 52 19
488 It’s a little further out, but the views are fabulous! 1.4762 0.05175 189 123 42 24
489 The doorman is from Mars, the maid is from Venus! 1.4762 0.04837 189 117 54 18
490 You said you wanted a property that would not be affected by rising sea levels. 1.4762 0.04952 189 119 50 20
491 Quite an elevator ride, wasn’t it? 1.4762 0.04952 189 119 50 20
492 Just look at this stellar view! 1.4762 0.04895 189 118 52 19
493 So it's a little far from the train, but the atmosphere is to die for. 1.4762 0.04895 189 118 52 19
494 The schools are stellar, and the neighbors are out of this world. 1.4762 0.05065 189 121 46 22
495 Social distancing is included. 1.4762 0.05120 189 122 44 23
496 And the view to go with the astronomical price 1.4762 0.05175 189 123 42 24
497 The Milky Way is the new Brooklyn. 1.4762 0.04895 189 118 52 19
498 If you don't mind the stairs, the view is amazing! 1.4762 0.04837 189 117 54 18
499 And the neighborhood is out of this world!" 1.4734 0.05028 188 120 47 21
500 You must have misunderstood, I said the apartment has the best views OF the planet! 1.4734 0.04615 188 113 61 14
501 For the price, you can't beat the space. 1.4731 0.04649 186 112 60 14
502 See? Lots of space. 1.4731 0.04586 186 111 62 13
503 The previous tenant painted it. Otherwise the view is a couple dumpsters in an alley. 1.4731 0.05292 186 128 30 28
504 You haven’t experienced country charm till the cow jumps over. 1.4731 0.05181 186 121 42 23
505 Just wait til you see the sun room. 1.4731 0.05292 186 123 38 25
506 I know the house is on the small side, but you'll love all your outdoor space. 1.4731 0.04952 186 117 50 19
507 In lieu of a heating system, the contractor installed a solar system 1.4731 0.04833 186 115 54 17
508 Yes, the view is incredible—but don't open the window. 1.4731 0.04772 186 114 56 16
509 Small? Yes, but the view is out of this world. 1.4725 0.05380 182 121 36 25
510 The school district is stellar. 1.4725 0.04654 182 109 60 13
511 And there’s some cute restaurants and shops just 847 million miles down the street. 1.4709 0.05173 189 124 41 24
512 Instacart works here, but the current wait time is 27 years 1.4709 0.04718 189 116 57 16
513 Move in ready, November 4th! 1.4706 0.05047 187 120 46 21
514 This unit is perfect for those who prefer living in a vacuum. 1.4703 0.05029 185 118 47 20
515 and, adding a sense of space is this beautiful mural on the brick wall outside the window. 1.4703 0.05087 185 119 45 21
516 And that walk up means you can cancel your gym membership! 1.4703 0.05029 185 118 47 20
517 I wouldn't recommend opening the windows. 1.4703 0.04790 185 114 55 16
518 You have to admit it, the elevator ride is well worth it! 1.4703 0.04790 185 114 55 16
519 Now, I know it's a 23,434 floor walk up, but you didn't feel it after the weightlessness kicked in, did you? 1.4703 0.05201 185 121 41 23
520 Manhattan Adjacent. 1.4703 0.05144 185 120 43 22
521 I know it feels small, but the views are out of this world. 1.4696 0.04736 181 110 57 14
522 That was a long elevator ride but look at the view! 1.4696 0.04864 181 112 53 16
523 I assume you can telecommute? 1.4696 0.04864 181 112 53 16
524 You'll get used to the stairs in no time. 1.4696 0.04864 181 112 53 16
525 And with the upgrade, you get a nice view of Saturn’s rings instead of Uranus. 1.4696 0.05170 181 117 43 21
526 He moved out and left no forwarding address. Just an equation. 1.4693 0.05213 179 116 42 21
527 I know what you are thinking,but the light fixture can be changed. 1.4667 0.05130 180 116 44 20
528 And the TV comes with a universal remote. 1.4667 0.05250 180 118 40 22
529 It's a bit of a...beamer-upper. 1.4667 0.05130 180 116 44 20
530 This unit comes with a built-in vacuum! 1.4663 0.05111 178 114 45 19
531 Yes...I know. It's a really ugly light fixture. 1.4663 0.05048 178 113 47 18
532 And this one has a truly spacious feel to it. 1.4663 0.04985 178 112 49 17
533 I believe you said you wanted space. Well, we've got space. 1.4663 0.05111 178 114 45 19
534 Look! Your planets are aligned. You have to take it! 1.4663 0.05294 178 117 39 22
535 Now,all this place needs is a little atmosphere. 1.4663 0.05173 178 115 43 20
536 The management washes the windows once in a blue moon. 1.4663 0.04302 178 117 45 16
537 Oh, it’s close to everything! Bars, restaurants, wormholes... 1.4663 0.05048 178 113 47 18
538 ...and around the corner there’s a very good restaurant, although some say there’s no atmosphere. 1.4663 0.04921 178 111 51 16
539 “You’ll hear the airlock on the ceiling click when the rent is late.” 1.4655 0.05260 174 113 41 20
540 You said you were looking for more space. 1.4655 0.05197 174 112 43 19
541 ...and it even comes with free satellite coverage! 1.4655 0.05197 174 112 43 19
542 You'll get used to the elevator ride - you just have to plan your year a little more carefully. 1.4655 0.05323 174 114 39 21
543 So it's a little lacking in atmosphere... 1.4655 0.05197 174 112 43 19
544 Oh that’s a black hole we turned into the trash compactor. 1.4655 0.05197 174 112 43 19
545 The rent is frozen for the next light-year. 1.4655 0.05197 174 112 43 19
546 Forget the location. It's all about space, space, space! 1.4655 0.05197 174 112 43 19
547 …and no upstairs neighbors. 1.4655 0.05197 174 112 43 19
548 This unit has one bed, one bath, and an occasional meteor shower. 1.4655 0.05132 174 111 45 18
549 I know it’s not Mars but Pluto’s fluctuating status as a planet makes these properties a steal. 1.4655 0.05132 174 111 45 18
550 Yes, that was Rod Serling's voice from the doorbell. 1.4655 0.04867 174 107 53 14
551 And here you get to enjoy the best of both worlds! 1.4655 0.05067 174 110 47 17
552 You won't hear any screaming 1.4655 0.05067 174 110 47 17
553 Are you ready to boldly move in where no one has wanted to before? 1.4655 0.05001 174 109 49 16
554 Space is never an issue here 1.4655 0.05385 174 115 37 22
555 Aside from an occasional Imperial Cruiser, there's, like, zero traffic. 1.4655 0.05385 174 115 37 22
556 It's a bit of a walk up the stairs, but the view is worth it. 1.4655 0.05385 174 115 37 22
557 The previous tenant is hoping to move into something a little more down to earth. 1.4648 0.05712 142 91 36 15
558 ...and your neighbors the Jetsons are a delightful family! 1.4633 0.05004 177 112 48 17
559 It's in the middle of nowhere, but that's the charm of it 1.4633 0.04808 177 109 54 14
560 Sales have been soaring up here since the election. 1.4633 0.05315 177 117 38 22
561 And conveniently, Whole Foods recently opened on Saturn. 1.4633 0.05255 177 115 40 21
562 The windows are bolted shut because of a small mishap with the previous tenants. 1.4624 0.05345 173 114 38 21
563 ...and the shuttle stops right downstairs! 1.4624 0.05087 173 110 46 17
564 Them? Just close the drapes if they bother you. 1.4624 0.04745 173 105 56 12
565 With a telescope you can see Central Park 1.4624 0.05021 173 109 48 16
566 The window in this room is stuck shut, but that might be for the best. 1.4624 0.04885 173 107 52 14
567 Gravity is included but you’ll want to bring your own oxygen. 1.4624 0.05087 173 110 46 17
568 This Suite is truly out of this world. 1.4624 0.05282 173 113 40 20
569 See, the elevator wasn't really slow... considering. 1.4624 0.04885 173 107 52 14
570 Just mention this the next time your friends brag about their view of the park. 1.4624 0.05021 173 109 48 16
571 There are no bodegas or takeout within 3 light years, but on the plus side, it is beyond the reach of Covid, forest fires or the Trump Administration. 1.4624 0.05282 173 113 40 20
572 I know that was a lot of stairs, but wait 'til you see the view! 1.4624 0.04953 173 108 50 15
573 It’s a little higher than you wanted to go, but nothing beats this view! 1.4624 0.04953 173 108 50 15
574 And there is a really nice coffee shop two light years away 1.4624 0.05087 173 110 46 17
575 And when it comes time to vacuum, just open a window. 1.4606 0.05264 165 106 42 17
576 It's more than a penthouse. It's your penultimate destination.” 1.4593 0.05239 172 112 41 19
577 This one comes with a bit of a commute, but unrivaled space! 1.4593 0.05107 172 110 45 17
578 The view is out of this world and your neighbors live light-years away. 1.4593 0.05239 172 112 41 19
579 And it's just 15 light years from downtown! 1.4593 0.05040 172 109 47 16
580 I told you the penthouse views were out of this world. 1.4593 0.04903 172 107 51 14
581 Oh don’t worry about the upstairs neighbors, it’s just a vacuum. 1.4593 0.05492 172 116 33 23
582 Crime is low here, except for the occasional shooting star. 1.4593 0.05107 172 110 45 17
583 The views are mind blowing, particularly if you’re flat earthers 1.4593 0.04763 172 105 55 12
584 And there's a lovely outdoor space. 1.4593 0.04972 172 108 49 15
585 And if you need more space, just look out the window. 1.4593 0.05239 172 112 41 19
586 I’m not gonna lie, the commute’s a bitch. 1.4593 0.04834 172 106 53 13
587 Isn't the view just out of this world? 1.4588 0.05349 170 112 38 20
588 With the right drapes, you'll hardly notice when Mercury is in retrograde. 1.4588 0.04944 170 106 50 14
589 Some say the elevator is slow. Others say it's all relative. 1.4588 0.05218 170 110 42 18
590 Okay so we may have been a bit liberal with the word "astronomical" 1.4588 0.05082 170 108 46 16
591 And as I mentioned when we first spoke, you will be living amongst the stars. 1.4588 0.04944 170 106 50 14
592 And as I said...the view is out of this world 1.4588 0.05150 170 109 44 17
593 This little charmer gives you a fantastic view and all the social distance you’ll ever need — we just can’t list it as a pied-à-terre. 1.4588 0.05082 170 108 46 16
594 Yes, a month has passed on earth since I opened the door and now your rent is due, but just look at this view! your second rent is due. 1.4588 0.04944 170 106 50 14
595 The catch is we are technically in New Jersey 1.4588 0.05082 170 108 46 16
596 Phase 2 is still under construction and WILL include an elevator! 1.4583 0.04839 168 103 53 12
597 I moved heaven and earth to get you this 1.4583 0.04985 168 105 49 14
598 You can have any view you desire, since you're dead now 1.4583 0.05655 168 115 29 24
599 And you'll have your very own zip code here. 1.4578 0.05170 166 106 44 16
600 A place like this only comes on the market every 76 years 1.4556 0.05033 169 107 47 15
601 The light is actually on, just give it a couple of light years to reach us. 1.4556 0.05239 169 110 41 18
602 This poster is popular with all our tenants in basement apartments. 1.4556 0.05239 169 110 41 18
603 Oh that? It’s just a poster, there is a brick wall behind it. 1.4556 0.05102 169 108 45 16
604 You don't get this space in Manhattan. 1.4551 0.05004 167 105 48 14
605 Voila! Third Rockaway from the sun. 1.4551 0.05867 167 118 22 27
606 The commute is rough, but the view is worth it. 1.4551 0.05075 167 106 45 15
607 With this loft,you cannot hear the traffic. 1.4551 0.05075 167 106 46 15
608 You wanted the sun, moon and stars. Here it is, unfurnished. 1.4551 0.05216 167 108 42 17
609 And it's less than a light-year to the mall! 1.4551 0.05146 167 107 44 16
610 Did I mention that Carl Sagan used to live here? 1.4551 0.04858 167 103 52 12
611 This was once the apartment to the stars. 1.4551 0.05216 167 108 42 17
612 Hate having to vacuum? Just open the window. 1.4551 0.05419 167 111 36 20
613 Neil deGrasse Tyson used to live here. 1.4551 0.05004 167 105 47 14
614 So convenient, you're within a light year from everything! 1.4551 0.05216 167 108 42 17
615 Great view... but no atmosphere. 1.4551 0.05146 167 107 44 16
616 With a new coat of paint, you could almost forget you’re aimlessly hurtling through the cold dark abyss! 1.4551 0.05551 167 113 32 22
617 It's a bit on the outskirts, but you did mention you wanted space 1.4551 0.05216 167 108 42 17
618 And it even has outdoor space. 1.4551 0.05075 167 106 46 15
619 It’s like I always say: location, location, location. 1.4551 0.05075 167 106 46 15
620 As promised, the highest penthouse in Manhattan 1.4551 0.04858 167 103 52 12
621 So this is the latest in social distancing units. 1.4551 0.05284 167 109 40 18
622 It's a north, south, east, and west facing apartment! 1.4545 0.05400 165 109 37 19
623 Not much inner space. But lots of outer space. 1.4545 0.04973 165 103 49 13
624 But the rent is very down to earth! 1.4545 0.05191 165 106 43 16
625 Get in now before the prices skyrocket. 1.4545 0.05119 165 105 45 15
626 ...and as you can see, there are hardwood floors throughout, which are not only stunning, but practical for nailing your furniture to the floor 1.4534 0.05283 161 104 41 16
627 ...and the skylight is to die for! 1.4534 0.05134 161 102 45 14
628 It does have a fireplace, but no air. 1.4534 0.05569 161 108 33 20
629 Is space an issue? 1.4534 0.05569 161 108 33 20
630 Wait until you see the bathroom, it has a great view of Uranus. 1.4534 0.05356 161 105 39 17
631 And best of all you can turn up your stereo to full blast 1.4534 0.04981 161 100 49 12
632 Elon Musk is two doors down. 1.4534 0.05058 161 101 47 13
633 The radiation level on this side of the building is actually quite low. 1.4534 0.05428 161 106 37 18
634 …and Alice Kramden occupied it occasionally. 1.4534 0.05283 161 104 41 16
635 There are tons of stars in the neighborhood 1.4534 0.05058 161 101 47 13
636 Roach free, but... well, you’ll see 1.4534 0.05209 161 103 43 15
637 Wow, I’ve never seen an apartment with so much space! 1.4534 0.05058 161 101 47 13
638 And this is the closest thing to earth you’re going to find after 2020 1.4534 0.05499 161 107 35 19
639 The listing says 450 sqft, but there's really plenty of space 1.4534 0.05356 161 105 39 17
640 . . . . But a nice set of curtains should take care of that. 1.4534 0.04902 161 99 51 11
641 Ample space! 1.4512 0.04916 164 102 50 12
642 The living room has lots of space. 1.4512 0.05283 164 107 40 17
643 The neighbors are friendly,but they don't probe too much. 1.4512 0.04916 164 102 50 12
644 Yes it is a little farther than you hoped. But just look at all the space. 1.4512 0.05066 164 104 46 14
645 And it has a central vacuum system! 1.4512 0.05559 164 111 32 21
646 There's not much atmosphere in the neighborhood, but check out these hardwood floors! 1.4512 0.05353 164 108 38 18
647 It may not have an elevator, but what a view! 1.4512 0.05066 164 104 46 14
648 And this was Stephen Hawking's bedroom. 1.4512 0.05139 164 105 44 15
649 There's not much atmosphere, but the view is spectacular! 1.4512 0.05423 164 109 36 19
650 Since you asked for space....... 1.4512 0.04916 164 102 50 12
651 This one has more space than you think. 1.4512 0.05423 164 109 36 19
652 If you open the window it'll be a view to die for. 1.4512 0.05212 164 106 42 16
653 I wouldn't open the windows if I were you. 1.4512 0.05066 164 104 46 14
654 Just be sure to draw the blinds when Hubble orbits. 1.4512 0.05283 164 107 40 17
655 Spacious refers to the view, not the apartment. 1.4512 0.04992 164 103 48 13
656 Technically it's a studio, but you'll find it has lots of space. 1.4512 0.05139 164 105 44 15
657 I think your mother-in-law will LOVE this little cottage! 1.4512 0.05353 164 108 37 18
658 The moon, actually, was in the seventh house. 1.4512 0.05212 164 106 42 16
659 Plus, you'll notice, there's a lot of space. 1.4512 0.05212 164 106 42 16
660 The schools in this district are light years ahead. 1.4512 0.05139 164 105 44 15
661 The location is ideal for self-quarantine 1.4512 0.05139 164 105 44 15
662 You should get a bid in quickly. This place has universal appeal. 1.4512 0.04840 164 101 52 11
663 It’s really your only option with those American passports. 1.4512 0.05757 164 114 26 24
664 Outta this world, right? 1.4512 0.05353 164 108 38 18
665 I know what you're thinking and yes, it's the original brick fireplace and hardwood flooring. 1.4512 0.05139 164 105 44 15
666 So there’s no oxygen, and I know that was on your list... 1.4512 0.05283 164 107 40 17
667 and the view from here is out of this world! 1.4500 0.05523 160 107 34 19
668 The view is, of course, stellar! 1.4500 0.05305 160 104 40 16
669 You can barely hear the traffic. 1.4500 0.05155 160 102 44 14
670 Apologies for the crashed ships and burnt corpses out front, I guess somebody forgot to pick up after themselves! 1.4500 0.05935 160 113 22 25
671 So space isn’t an issue as you can see. 1.4500 0.04840 160 98 52 10
672 As you can see, it has a nice outdoor space." 1.4500 0.05523 160 107 34 19
673 And view that is out of this world! 1.4500 0.05379 160 105 38 17
674 You may have guessed by now; no, that wasn’t just an elevator. 1.4500 0.05155 160 102 44 14
675 When they said high rise they weren't kidding. 1.4500 0.05379 160 105 38 17
676 I think you'll see why the asking price is astronomical. 1.4500 0.05379 160 105 38 17
677 I told you this house is just out of this world. 1.4500 0.05155 160 102 44 14
678 Since Canada is no longer an option... 1.4500 0.05523 160 107 34 19
679 I know it’s a lot of stairs but the view is stellar 1.4500 0.05379 160 105 38 17
680 On this property, there's no end of space. 1.4500 0.05155 160 102 44 14
681 True, it's far from the nearest Whole Foods. But the view is out of this world! 1.4500 0.05379 160 105 38 17
682 There’s always space for expansion 1.4500 0.05155 160 102 44 14
683 And a stellar view ! 1.4500 0.05231 160 103 42 15
684 You will really appreciate the elevator. 1.4500 0.05000 160 100 48 12
685 And there's no need for a central vacuum system - just open the window! 1.4494 0.05123 158 100 45 13
686 This is the best I can do for a top floor apartment. 1.4494 0.04963 158 98 49 11
687 Is this far enough from the United States for you? 1.4494 0.05575 158 106 33 19
688 Two bedrooms, two baths and a wormhole to the Delta Quadrant 1.4494 0.05354 158 103 39 16
689 The house is a little small, but the back yard is huge. 1.4494 0.05123 158 100 45 13
690 And you can organize your own « dancing with the stars « contest 1.4494 0.04963 158 98 49 11
691 It’s only 250 square feet, but the views are out of this world! 1.4494 0.05278 158 102 41 15
692 Is this enough space for you? 1.4494 0.05278 158 102 41 15
693 You'll hardly need to vacuum. 1.4494 0.05428 158 104 37 17
694 Don’t worry about the commute, you’ll be working from home for the foreseeable future. 1.4494 0.05428 158 104 37 17
695 And just 63,486 million kilometres to the nearest subway stop. 1.4494 0.05278 158 102 41 15
696 Yes, it IS available before Nov 3. 1.4494 0.05718 158 108 29 21
697 Carl Sagan lived here as a little boy 1.4487 0.05088 156 98 46 12
698 Just picture yourselves enjoying the refracted afternoon sun. 1.4487 0.05403 156 102 38 16
699 Do you both still work remotely? 1.4487 0.05006 156 97 48 11
700 And this feature simulates leaving the planet entirely. A bonus after last night's debate. 1.4487 0.05554 156 104 34 18
701 Finally, an apartment that offers you more space. 1.4487 0.05479 156 103 36 17
702 The price may go up come November" 1.4487 0.05479 156 103 36 17
703 I've been waiting all day to make a joke about how much space there is. 1.4487 0.05168 156 99 44 13
704 Isn't the view lovely? Just remember to keep the window closed. 1.4487 0.05168 156 99 44 13
705 And for some reason we don't completely understand, this unit features a view of an alternate universe. 1.4487 0.05479 156 103 36 17
706 Where ISN’T the bathroom? 1.4487 0.05554 156 104 34 18
707 As I told you, the view from this room is literally out of this world. 1.4487 0.05006 156 97 48 11
708 For a studio, there's lots of space. 1.4452 0.05349 155 101 39 15
709 ... and it's not just the price that's out of this world! 1.4452 0.05349 155 101 39 15
710 In this apartment, I suggest childproofing the windows. 1.4452 0.05503 155 103 35 17
711 Is this far enough from the city? 1.4452 0.05270 155 100 41 14
712 See? More space than anywhere else on the market! 1.4452 0.05349 155 101 39 15
713 Yes, this is the tallest rental building in the city. Why do you ask? 1.4452 0.05108 155 98 45 12
714 I think you'll find it charmingly remote. 1.4452 0.05189 155 99 43 13
715 For a small unit this apartment has a lot of space. 1.4452 0.05189 155 99 43 13
716 But you said you wanted a lot of space. 1.4452 0.05025 155 97 47 11
717 If he promised you the sun, moon and stars, this might be the right apartment for you. 1.4452 0.05270 155 100 41 14
718 The living room is small, but there's plenty of space in the backyard. 1.4452 0.04856 155 95 51 9
719 Make sure not to suck all the oxygen out of the room, haha. 1.4452 0.05426 155 102 37 16
720 The HOA fees may be astronomical but the views are stellar. 1.4452 0.05270 155 100 41 14
721 The long elevator ride was worth it now, don't you think? 1.4452 0.05270 155 100 41 14
722 OK, tell me that wasn’t worth the elevator ride. 1.4452 0.05189 155 99 43 13
723 ...and central air for when the Mercury rises. 1.4452 0.05349 155 101 39 15
724 Yes, but the view is literally out of this world 1.4452 0.05349 155 101 39 15
725 And now I will explain our zero gravity loan. 1.4452 0.05270 155 100 41 14
726 Most are confused when we tell them this listing is out of this world. 1.4452 0.05270 155 100 41 14
727 Yeah we just attached a bunch of balloons to the top to see what would happen 1.4452 0.06082 155 111 19 25
728 The ceilings are a bit low but the view is out of this world. 1.4452 0.05270 155 100 41 14
729 You won't find a better view on earth. 1.4452 0.05270 155 100 41 14
730 Why yes, solar system real estate has boomed since November third. 1.4452 0.04769 155 94 53 8
731 It’s a 2.3 million floor walk-up but look at that view. 1.4452 0.05189 155 99 43 13
732 Designed by Frank Zappa, this is our 'Moon Unit' 1.4452 0.05727 155 105 29 20
733 ...and garbage disposal is so easy 1.4452 0.05025 155 97 47 11
734 It's a very safe neighborhood, and only two months from the hottest restaurants and bars 1.4452 0.05349 155 101 39 15
735 I said, closet OR space. You choose. 1.4437 0.05450 151 99 37 15
736 There are special shoes for the deck. 1.4437 0.05368 151 98 39 14
737 Spacious, right? 1.4437 0.05201 151 96 43 12
738 The view is heavenly. 1.4437 0.05450 151 99 37 15
739 ... and here is where your husband makes a Uranus joke. 1.4437 0.05450 151 99 37 15
740 It's "location, location, location"- this is, well, just out of this world!! 1.4437 0.05201 151 96 43 12
741 Looking for a new location in case Trump wins the election? This is the perfect spot with a view! 1.4437 0.05368 151 98 39 14
742 Sure, it's a walk-up, but check out these views. 1.4437 0.05201 151 96 43 12
743 ....and, yes, there is a lot of space.... 1.4437 0.05450 151 99 37 15
744 As you can see, it is quite spacious, and the view is out of this world! 1.4437 0.05688 151 102 31 18
745 And the view is really out of this world. 1.4437 0.05368 151 98 39 14
746 The place isn’t much, but the view is out of this world. 1.4437 0.05368 151 98 39 14
747 And if Trump wins, this is your escape route. 1.4416 0.05527 154 103 34 17
748 …and here is the room with the stellar view. 1.4416 0.05211 154 99 42 13
749 ...and best of all it's far away from the next presidential debate! 1.4416 0.05371 154 101 38 15
750 The view makes up for the long commute. 1.4416 0.05527 154 103 34 17
751 Normally , you would never get this in a one bedroom ... 1.4416 0.05045 154 97 46 11
752 There is a black hole in the backyard, so the floorspace is approaching infinity 1.4416 0.05527 154 103 34 17
753 As you can see the upper floors have some advantages that surely compensate for the lack of oxygen outside the windows. 1.4416 0.05450 154 102 36 16
754 The commute might be a bit long. 1.4416 0.05603 154 104 32 18
755 No more dusting, just crack open a window. 1.4416 0.05371 154 101 38 15
756 I know the commute to Earth is a little long but everyone's working from home these days anyway. 1.4416 0.05292 154 100 40 14
757 Nowhere on earth can you find a view like this... 1.4416 0.05527 154 103 34 17
758 ...and the best part? You can barely hear the traffic! 1.4416 0.05527 154 103 34 17
759 I bet you thought I was just being silly when I said Beam Us Up Scotty on the elevator. 1.4400 0.05223 150 96 42 12
760 And of course, it has the latest solar system. 1.4400 0.05136 150 95 44 11
761 and to vacuum all you need to do is open the window 1.4400 0.05555 150 100 34 16
762 A bit of a walk-up, but the view! 1.4400 0.05391 150 98 38 14
763 This is the Mother-in-Law room, with a perfect view of Uranus. 1.4400 0.05714 150 102 30 18
764 I already know what's going to blow you away, it's the stunning hardwood floors! 1.4400 0.05223 150 96 42 12
765 And Carl Sagan slept here once. 1.4400 0.05555 150 100 34 16
766 And as you can see, the view is simply stellar. 1.4400 0.05714 150 102 30 18
767 And, no street noise! 1.4400 0.05555 150 100 34 16
768 And as you can see,the unit comes with plenty of space. 1.4400 0.05223 150 96 42 12
769 You’ll be the very first ones to see incoming asteroids! 1.4400 0.05635 150 101 32 17
770 I know what you’re thinking. Lot’s of space but no atmosphere. 1.4400 0.04959 150 93 48 9
771 This rental comes with your parallel universe. 1.4400 0.05391 150 98 38 14
772 It’s small but aren’t we all small relatively 1.4400 0.05474 150 99 36 15
773 You can see earth burning from every room 1.4400 0.05474 150 99 36 15
774 The last tenant raved about this unit, until they opened the window. 1.4400 0.05048 150 94 44 10
775 Electric is still getting installed but there’s plenty of natural sunlight 1.4400 0.05474 150 99 36 15
776 This is our remote location 1.4400 0.05223 150 96 42 12
777 And the satellite TV reception is fantastic. 1.4392 0.05358 148 96 39 13
778 The neighbors are really nice - a bit "out there", but very nice. 1.4375 0.06756 96 63 24 9
779 Objects in windows are farther than they appear. 1.4366 0.05425 142 92 38 12
780 Far out - don't you think? 1.4362 0.05244 149 96 41 12
781 Mars is in retrograde and rates are low. Your relative timing couldn't be better! 1.4362 0.05579 149 100 33 16
782 Now, doesn't this make those forty-seven thousand flights of stairs all worthwhile? 1.4362 0.05497 149 99 35 15
783 Hardwood floors, built-in cabinets, but the wifi is spotty. 1.4362 0.05244 149 96 41 12
784 You said you wanted the ultimate getaway! 1.4354 0.05293 147 95 40 12
785 This one has hardwood floors, a fire place, and your very own mysterious swirling vortex of doom. 1.4354 0.05634 147 99 32 16
786 no, actually the sun comes down 1.4354 0.05205 147 94 42 11
787 The dimension of this room? Fourth. 1.4354 0.05381 147 96 38 13
788 And for the price, you won't find this much space anywhere. 1.4354 0.05114 147 93 44 10
789 Don't you think this apartment is out of this world? 1.4354 0.05877 147 102 26 19
790 The previous tenant was a little strange looking, left me a note and said he had to go home 1.4354 0.05467 147 97 36 14
791 Talk about a room with a view! 1.4354 0.05717 147 100 30 17
792 And your closest neighbor is 2 trillion light years away! 1.4354 0.05381 147 96 38 13
793 The previous owner took everything away except the house planets. 1.4354 0.05551 147 98 34 15
794 Here you are. New normal 1.4354 0.05022 147 92 46 9
795 If you thought the lease was astronomical, wait til you see the views. 1.4354 0.05634 147 99 32 16
796 This is a real up and coming market. And just look at all the space you get! 1.4354 0.05293 147 95 40 12
797 As I understand it you were looking to put a lot of distance between yourselves and the old neighborhood. 1.4354 0.05798 147 101 28 18
798 Just don't open the window like the previous tenants did 1.4354 0.05381 147 96 38 13
799 Is that a Zoom backdrop or the real thing? 1.4345 0.05344 145 94 39 12
800 Check out the space in this room! 1.4345 0.05162 145 92 43 10
801 Yes, there are a lot of stairs, but wait until you see the view! 1.4345 0.05691 145 98 31 16
802 And there's even more space outside. 1.4345 0.05433 145 95 37 13
803 In the bathroom we'll see Uranus. 1.4345 0.05520 145 96 35 14
804 Oh and please, try not to open the window. 1.4345 0.05691 145 98 31 16
805 This unit comes with a void perfect for screaming into 1.4345 0.05775 145 99 29 17
806 Don't worry about the upstairs neighbors. We haven't even confirmed that they exist. 1.4345 0.05775 145 99 29 17
807 The apartment may be small but the common area is endless 1.4345 0.04973 145 90 47 8
808 I promised you the moon and the stars! 1.4326 0.05541 141 93 35 13
809 You unlock this door with the key of imagination. Beyond it is another dimension. Oh, I love this next part. 1.4326 0.05809 141 96 29 16
810 And the bathroom is out of this world. 1.4326 0.05541 141 93 35 13
811 This one is newly listed. The last tenant went out for coffee and never came back. 1.4326 0.05541 141 93 35 13
812 I know the elevator ride was a little long but look at the view! 1.4326 0.05355 141 91 39 11
813 It's completely solar powered 1.4326 0.05809 141 96 29 16
814 The last tenants alienated the neighbors 1.4326 0.05449 141 92 37 12
815 There's no view, but the mural on the building next door is just fabulous. 1.4326 0.05355 141 91 39 11
816 Don't mind the airlock, just make sure you pay rent in time... 1.4326 0.05721 141 95 31 15
817 Wow! I couldn’t tell how much space there was from the outside! 1.4326 0.05063 141 88 45 8
818 And there's plenty of space if you ever want to expand. 1.4306 0.04893 144 89 48 7
819 I know. Three years is a long elevator ride but the view is worth it! 1.4306 0.05367 144 94 38 12
820 Spacious, quiet, and the best part? No neighbors. 1.4306 0.04992 144 90 46 8
821 You should probably get curtains, unless you want people to see uranus. 1.4306 0.05885 144 100 26 18
822 It's way out of town...but it's in your price range. 1.4306 0.05367 144 94 38 12
823 All of our top floor units include central vacuum. 1.4306 0.05275 144 93 40 11
824 Your nearest neighbors are miles away. 1.4306 0.05545 144 96 34 14
825 No yard work guaranteed! 1.4306 0.05275 144 93 40 11
826 There isn't much atmosphere, but the view is out of this world. 1.4306 0.05275 144 93 40 11
827 We painted the windows, makes it look like there's more space. 1.4306 0.05275 144 93 40 11
828 Admittedly it's a long commute, but the views are our of this world! 1.4306 0.05632 144 97 32 15
829 You’ll love it for the view but you’ll buy it for the space. 1.4296 0.05510 142 94 35 13
830 And Elon Musk just bought the penthouse 1.4296 0.05419 142 93 37 12
831 Oh, the last tenant. He just took off. 1.4296 0.05689 142 96 31 15
832 And you can see it's got great space. 1.4296 0.05419 142 93 37 12
833 I know the house looks small but you wouldn’t believe how much space there is. 1.4286 0.05378 140 91 38 11
834 Let me show you the stellar view in this penthouse! 1.4286 0.05566 140 93 34 13
835 And now you know why we didn't take the stairs! 1.4286 0.05183 140 89 42 9
836 welcome to the sub-orbs 1.4286 0.05378 140 91 38 11
837 You’ll find this one has a lot more space. 1.4286 0.05378 140 91 38 11
838 This is a steal, if you're not afraid of heights. 1.4286 0.05473 140 92 36 12
839 ...and this unit will feature a stunning view of your home planet dying. 1.4286 0.05836 140 96 28 16
840 Gravity and atmospheric pressure are paid by the owner, but the renter is responsible for radiation protection and pulsar insurance. 1.4286 0.05657 140 94 32 14
841 We feel it has universal appeal. 1.4286 0.05083 140 88 44 8
842 And it comes with accidental asteroid collision insurance for the first year! 1.4286 0.05566 140 93 34 13
843 This place has a surprising amount of space 1.4286 0.05183 140 89 42 9
844 It has 3 bedrooms, 2 baths, and a bonus wormhole that provides an infinite number of square feet. 1.4286 0.05473 140 92 36 12
845 And the sun is on the other side of the building 1.4286 0.05748 140 95 30 15
846 See, it's much more spacious than you'd think. 1.4286 0.05657 140 94 32 14
847 And you won't have to worry about the effects of global warming! 1.4286 0.05083 140 88 44 8
848 This one is offered through our satellite office. 1.4286 0.05657 140 94 32 14
849 ...and news from 2020 won’t get here for another ten thousand years! 1.4286 0.05924 140 97 26 17
850 Well, we found you a house with a little bit more Space 1.4286 0.05183 140 89 42 9
851 Many people find they really enjoy living in the outer boroughs. 1.4286 0.05473 140 92 36 12
852 We’ve covered the windows with pictures of space so you don’t have to see the apocalypse. 1.4286 0.05378 140 91 38 11
853 You'll wake up to sunshine 365 days a year!" 1.4265 0.05386 136 88 38 10
854 It's a little out of this world, but it fits your budget. 1.4265 0.05486 136 89 36 11
855 and it's a short walk to Starbucks. 1.4265 0.05777 136 92 30 14
856 Canada's quota on Americans moving north after the election may be full, but as you can see--here in the outer orbit you're about as far from the U.S. as you can get! 1.4265 0.05386 136 88 38 10
857 Opening the window, of course, is certain and immediate death. 1.4265 0.05681 136 91 32 13
858 This unit is heavenly. 1.4265 0.05284 136 87 40 9
859 And you’ll never need curtains because there’s no sun. 1.4265 0.05585 136 90 34 12
860 I hope you both are able to telework. 1.4265 0.05386 136 88 38 10
861 A little atmosphere and this place would be perfect! 1.4265 0.05180 136 86 42 8
862 This is one of our stellar apartments 1.4265 0.05284 136 87 40 9
863 On the plus side, satellite TV is included. 1.4265 0.05486 136 89 36 11
864 I know it’s a walk-up but the views are out of this world. 1.4265 0.05585 136 90 34 12
865 @rocketmortgage is our preferred lender 1.4265 0.05870 136 93 28 15
866 And here, we step into the twilight zone 1.4265 0.05486 136 89 36 11
867 As promised, the universe is at your doorstep! 1.4265 0.05585 136 90 34 12
868 Not what we had in mind when we said we wanted something “out of this world” 1.4265 0.06053 136 95 24 17
869 I told you the climb would be worth it! 1.4248 0.05870 113 73 32 8
870 The central air conditioning works fine. Just don't open the window. 1.4245 0.05401 139 91 37 11
871 Don’t you think it’s perfect? The only downside of living here on Mars is you need to order everything 4 years in advance… 1.4245 0.05952 139 97 25 17
872 See, I told you... there's PLENTY of space. 1.4245 0.05591 139 93 33 13
873 It's exceptionally quiet - except for faraway echoes from some kind of big bang. 1.4245 0.05401 139 91 37 11
874 Plenty of space, with free universal gym membership. 1.4245 0.05952 139 97 25 17
875 We have reserved this one for astronauts working from home. 1.4245 0.05401 139 91 37 11
876 Like I said, it has lots of space. 1.4245 0.05401 139 91 37 11
877 Or, if you prefer, there’s a first floor unit available. 1.4245 0.05497 139 92 35 12
878 $5,000 a month, that includes power, gas, and oxygen. 1.4234 0.05553 137 91 34 12
879 And this charming little flat is practically oozing with atmosphere! 1.4234 0.05455 137 90 36 11
880 And as you can see, space really isn’t an issue 1.4234 0.05455 137 90 36 11
881 It’s a longer commute, but it’s in your price range. 1.4234 0.05553 137 91 34 12
882 I know the square footage isn't what you asked for, but look at all the space in the backyard! 1.4234 0.05648 137 92 32 13
883 It’s a bit of an up and coming area, since the climate agreements broke down. 1.4225 0.04878 142 91 43 8
884 If you look to the left, there's a perfect in-law space. 1.4222 0.05804 135 92 29 14
885 And there’s actually a Whole Foods three galaxies away. 1.4222 0.05708 135 91 31 13
886 It has three bedrooms, a chef's kitchen, and gravity! 1.4222 0.05708 135 91 31 13
887 There's plenty of space - just not inside ... 1.4222 0.05511 135 89 35 11
888 All of a sudden the outer boroughs don’t seem so far away 1.4222 0.05306 135 87 39 9
889 You see, zero street noise. 1.4222 0.05306 135 87 39 9
890 I know it's not exactly in the galaxy you were hoping for, but wait until you see this kitchen! 1.4222 0.05511 135 89 35 11
891 There’s tons of space. 1.4198 0.05831 131 89 29 13
892 You'll be part of the trendy 'So-Hi' neighborhood. 1.4198 0.06221 131 93 21 17
893 These are selling fast! No global warming, no pandemics, no neighbors! 1.4198 0.05521 131 86 35 10
894 Our units offer plenty of open space." 1.4198 0.05521 131 86 35 10
895 This room might need some babyproofing. 1.4198 0.05831 131 89 29 13
896 The great thing is, you won't need to worry about allergies. 1.4198 0.05304 131 84 39 8
897 I told you there was plenty of space. 1.4198 0.05192 131 83 41 7
898 As the listing said.....spacious. 1.4198 0.05730 131 88 31 12
899 It's tiny, but look at all the outdoor space. 1.4198 0.05414 131 85 37 9
900 You said you needed more space. 1.4198 0.04527 131 85 40 6
901 The apartment is out of this world - wait til you see the view! 1.4198 0.05730 131 88 31 12
902 In this apartment no one can hear you scream. 1.4198 0.06029 131 91 25 15
903 There are billions and billions of reasons why you’ll love this place. 1.4198 0.05626 131 87 33 11
904 Doesn’t this place just take your breath away? 1.4198 0.05414 131 85 37 9
905 The garden isn’t real grass it’s actually astroturf 1.4198 0.04961 131 81 45 5
906 I know it looks kind of small, but there's lots of space over here. 1.4198 0.05414 131 85 37 9
907 The price just dropped due to its proximity to Uranus 1.4198 0.06029 131 91 25 15
908 And it’s only half a light year to the 4 train. 1.4198 0.05414 131 85 37 9
909 It’s designed to be an open concept space. 1.4198 0.05414 131 85 37 9
910 Tell me again, how comfortable are you folks with heights? 1.4198 0.05730 131 88 31 12
911 This one comes with Zoom backgrounds pre-installed. 1.4198 0.05192 131 83 41 7
912 you can see Elon Musk's house from the window here! 1.4198 0.06029 131 91 25 15
913 Sick of vacuuming? Just open a window! 1.4198 0.05192 131 83 41 7
914 It's a bit small, but the views are stellar! 1.4198 0.05521 131 86 35 10
915 It gets wonderful light every 247 solar days 1.4198 0.05414 131 85 37 9
916 Perfect for when you really need to get away! 1.4198 0.05521 131 86 35 10
917 Like I said, it's a quiet neighborhood. 1.4198 0.05414 131 85 37 9
918 As you can see, the view is really out of this world. 1.4198 0.05831 131 89 29 13
919 After Trump’s fourth term, demand for these units became astronomical 1.4198 0.05831 131 89 29 13
920 You said you needed a lot of space, right? 1.4198 0.05192 131 83 41 7
921 It might lack a little atmosphere, but the views are out of this world. 1.4198 0.07830 81 57 14 10
922 This property has the extra space you wanted. 1.4191 0.05479 136 90 35 11
923 Objects in the window are closer than they appear. 1.4191 0.05863 136 94 27 15
924 And the outdoor space is to die for! 1.4191 0.05674 136 92 31 13
925 Is this far enough away from trump? 1.4179 0.05535 134 89 34 11
926 This time next year you'll get a lot more sunlight. 1.4179 0.05222 134 86 40 8
927 The only danger is asteroids but I'd take that over what's happening down there. 1.4179 0.05635 134 90 32 12
928 It just has one bath, but it has three moons. 1.4179 0.05433 134 88 36 10
929 This apartment may be small but it has stellar views. 1.4160 0.05586 125 83 34 9
930 It is further from the city than you requested... but I promise you this is the final frontier of post-coronavirus migration. 1.4154 0.05437 130 85 36 9
931 This is the only unit we have with an unobstructed view. 1.4154 0.05097 130 82 42 6
932 One of the benefits of being this high up is that you can't hear the street noise. 1.4154 0.05437 130 85 36 9
933 I think you will agree, this apartment is out of this world. 1.4154 0.05326 130 84 38 8
934 Its small but it has a ton of space 1.4154 0.05213 130 83 40 7
935 The view is out of this world." said everybody who submitted a caption 1.4154 0.05859 130 89 28 13
936 I know,and the views are out of this world ... 1.4154 0.05326 130 84 38 8
937 Of course, oxygen isn't included in the rent. 1.4154 0.05326 130 84 38 8
938 I know. Who would have believed the top floor was still available. 1.4154 0.05545 130 86 34 10
939 ...and air is free!" 1.4154 0.05326 130 84 38 8
940 And this apartment comes with its own solar system! 1.4154 0.05213 130 83 40 7
941 This unit is literally out of this world! 1.4154 0.05859 130 89 28 13
942 We finally found a place that is COVID free. 1.4154 0.05960 130 90 26 14
943 We don't really call it a flat anymore. 1.4154 0.05326 130 84 38 8
944 The planets really do tie the room together. 1.4154 0.05326 130 84 38 8
945 And we guarantee you will not have a problem with pollen. 1.4127 0.05885 126 86 28 12
946 This is one of our satellite locations 1.4127 0.05318 126 81 38 7
947 In space, no one can hear you fight. 1.4127 0.06200 126 89 22 15
948 IT'S A BIT OUT OF THE WAY, BUT IT'S QUIET & HAS A GREAT VIEW. 1.4127 0.05776 126 85 30 11
949 Sure, it’s a walk-up, but how about the space! 1.4127 0.05436 126 82 36 8
950 And the view is to die for... especially if you open that window without a helmet. 1.4127 0.05992 126 87 26 13
951 I think this beats a sun room. 1.4127 0.05776 126 85 30 11
952 No COVID, no taxes, no ZOOM! 1.4127 0.05776 126 85 30 11
953 Now, wasn't that 6 hour elevator ride worth it? 1.4127 0.05776 126 85 30 11
954 Stellar views... 1.4127 0.05776 126 85 30 11
955 True, the commute is a bit much, but the view is out of this world. 1.4127 0.05551 126 83 34 9
956 A photographer's dream! The last people that lived here couldn't get enough of the moon shots. And you know what they say about Uranus... 1.4127 0.05885 126 86 28 12
957 The neighborhood? It's the best in the universe. 1.4127 0.05665 126 84 32 10
958 No one will ever see if you walk around nude 1.4127 0.05551 126 83 34 9
959 Of course, these further out properties are more affordable! 1.4127 0.05665 126 84 32 10
960 And on this floor, you really get no street noise at all! 1.4127 0.05992 126 87 26 13
961 Just look at all the space you'll have! 1.4127 0.05436 126 82 36 8
962 We meant spacious.” 1.4127 0.05436 126 82 36 8
963 ...hardwood floors and a working fireplace. You just don't see that everyday! 1.4127 0.05551 126 83 34 9
964 and, of course, social distancing will be no problem. 1.4127 0.05665 126 84 32 10
965 This is like the one I just showed you, but you don’t have to look at Uranus all day. 1.4127 0.05776 126 85 30 11
966 You can create your own atmosphere. 1.4127 0.05665 126 84 32 10
967 The atmosphere is great and the location is out of this world. 1.4127 0.05885 126 86 28 12
968 Have your ears popped yet? 1.4127 0.05551 126 83 34 9
969 And the real plus—no global warming! 1.4127 0.05197 126 80 40 6
970 You did say you wanted to get out of the city. 1.4127 0.05551 126 83 34 9
971 And with this view, you can forget about all those lame Zoom backgrounds! 1.4127 0.05436 126 82 36 8
972 The view makes up for the fact it is a walk up. 1.4127 0.05776 126 85 30 11
973 There’s plenty of outdoor space. 1.4127 0.05885 126 86 28 12
974 In addition to the great view, you won’t have to interact with any neighbors. 1.4127 0.05551 126 83 34 9
975 Actually, there's a Starbucks right across the street. 1.4118 0.06286 102 68 26 8
976 Now here's a view that is literally 'out of this world'! 1.4112 0.06633 107 75 20 12
977 Great! No neighbors to the west 1.4109 0.05783 129 88 29 12
978 And this room is self-vacuuming 1.4109 0.05783 129 88 29 12
979 This apartment comes with a vacuum. 1.4109 0.05989 129 90 25 14
980 The air is a bit thin, but the view is spectacular! 1.4109 0.05460 129 85 35 9
981 This gives you the opportunity to create your own atmosphere! 1.4109 0.05570 129 86 33 10
982 I think you’ll find that the views make up for the commute. 1.4109 0.05348 129 84 37 8
983 Of course, gravity is included. 1.4109 0.05116 129 82 41 6
984 It's so hard to find a nine-planet view these days. 1.4109 0.05678 129 87 31 11
985 It is a little far from the train,but the view is stellar! 1.4109 0.05678 129 87 31 11
986 And the rent is controlled unless there is a realignment of the planets! 1.4109 0.05783 129 88 29 12
987 For a studio, it really has tons of space. 1.4109 0.05570 129 86 33 10
988 It’s a tad small, but the view is out of this world. 1.4109 0.05570 129 86 33 10
989 And this room's view will take your breath away. 1.4109 0.05570 129 86 33 10
990 The view is to die for... literally, don't open the window. 1.4109 0.05783 129 88 29 12
991 The room is small, but the view is really out of this world! 1.4109 0.05175 129 85 36 8
992 Who needs the sun when you have the moon and the stars 1.4109 0.05570 129 86 33 10
993 Who says the sky’s the limit? 1.4109 0.05570 129 86 33 10
994 And this unit has more space than you could ever need. 1.4109 0.05783 129 88 29 12
995 The view and the rent are both astronomical. 1.4109 0.05233 129 83 39 7
996 The previous owner was Elon Musk. 1.4109 0.05460 129 85 35 9
997 This unit comes with a number of exotic window shades to help you forget you are trapped at home. 1.4109 0.05678 129 87 31 11
998 Social distancing should be relatively easy. 1.4109 0.05678 129 87 31 11
999 As promised - a view that is out of this world! 1.4109 0.05678 129 87 31 11
1000 The value is going to be through the roof when they make Pluto a planet again. 1.4094 0.05629 127 85 32 10
1001 And it has Zoom background windows, this is one of my favorites... 1.4094 0.05847 127 87 28 12
1002 And just wait until you see the basement. 1.4080 0.05459 125 82 35 8
1003 Wait till you see the rooftop sun deck. 1.4080 0.05459 125 82 35 8
1004 You may be disappointed by the small size, but the view is out of this world. 1.4080 0.05459 125 82 35 8
1005 It’s a little far from the city, but the view is terrific. 1.4080 0.05691 125 84 31 10
1006 The air's a little thin, but you'll love the view. 1.4080 0.04964 125 78 43 4
1007 . . . And you never hear the neighbors. 1.4080 0.06021 125 87 25 13
1008 The atmosphere isn't much, but wait until you see the view. 1.4080 0.05803 125 85 29 11
1009 Yes, it's a little far from the city, but look at all the space! 1.4080 0.05459 125 82 35 8
1010 You told me to look for "as much space as possible." 1.4080 0.05803 125 85 29 11
1011 This one is smaller but the view is out of this world. 1.4080 0.05340 125 81 37 7
1012 You're lucky this is available, the other apartment overlooks the Giants and Jets games. 1.4080 0.05803 125 85 29 11
1013 The views are truly out of this world! 1.4080 0.05217 125 80 39 6
1014 Don't look so surprised. You asked for a house with a lot of space. 1.4080 0.06232 125 89 21 15
1015 As you can see, amenities such as air and gravity are fully included. 1.4080 0.05217 125 80 39 6
1016 Yes, it's a long way to town, but the view is fabulous! 1.4080 0.06021 125 87 25 13
1017 And it comes with a built-in vacuum! 1.4080 0.05803 125 85 29 11
1018 It is cozy but unlimited space right outside! 1.4080 0.06535 125 92 15 18
1019 Technically, this studio is 183 square feet, but the window practically screams open space. 1.4080 0.05217 125 80 39 6
1020 So there's only one window, but just make sure you keep it shut and you should be fine. 1.4080 0.05576 125 83 33 9
1021 ‘They told me you needed more space.’ 1.4080 0.05459 125 82 35 8
1022 This is the stellar view I was telling you about. 1.4080 0.05576 125 83 33 9
1023 The view is astronomical! 1.4080 0.05803 125 85 29 11
1024 It has a lot of extra space. 1.4080 0.06334 125 90 19 16
1025 The apartment is tiny, but the view gives it a feeling of spaciousness. 1.4080 0.05691 125 84 31 10
1026 And this is our deluxe social distancing unit 1.4080 0.05913 125 86 27 12
1027 Trust me, the elevator ride is worth the view. 1.4080 0.05691 125 84 31 10
1028 Welcome to the Upper-Upper-Upper East Side! 1.4080 0.05691 125 84 31 10
1029 Just remember,you'll never have to vacuum! 1.4080 0.05217 125 80 39 6
1030 Since the first presidential debate, this neighborhood is hot, hot, hot! 1.4080 0.05913 125 86 27 12
1031 It's not very big, but it has great atmosphere. 1.4080 0.05459 125 82 35 8
1032 The units range from affordable to astronomical 1.4080 0.05691 125 84 31 10
1033 Thank goodness the elevator is working. 1.4080 0.05092 125 84 33 8
1034 "Where in Canada? Everyone else I've shown the unit to has been from New York." 1.4080 0.05803 125 85 29 11
1035 What it lacks in parking it really makes up for in outdoor space 1.4080 0.05459 125 82 35 8
1036 The place might be a bit small but the neighborhood is out of this world! 1.4080 0.05576 125 83 33 9
1037 The view is to die for…just don’t open the window. 1.4080 0.05340 125 81 37 7
1038 The elevator ride takes time but the view is worth it 1.4080 0.05340 125 81 37 7
1039 Even though it's a basement apartment, the pull-down window shade gives it the unmatchable feel of a skyscraper penthouse. 1.4080 0.05691 125 84 31 10
1040 This view just takes your breath away! 1.4080 0.06021 125 87 25 13
1041 They're asking the moon and the stars for this place, but look at that fireplace. 1.4080 0.05803 125 85 29 11
1042 The neighbors might seem a little distant at first but once you get to know them they're out of this world! 1.4080 0.05913 125 85 27 12
1043 Possibilities for this space are endless! 1.4080 0.06021 125 87 25 13
1044 This unit gets plenty of natural light from the 79 moons of Jupiter. 1.4080 0.05340 125 81 37 7
1045 No need to clean up-- the whole place is a vacuum! 1.4080 0.05803 125 85 29 11
1046 It isn't furnished, but it does come with a vacuum. 1.4080 0.05340 125 81 37 7
1047 Since it's so close to a black hole, the lease is month-to-year. 1.4080 0.05576 125 83 33 9
1048 At least the in-laws will never visit 1.4080 0.05459 125 82 35 8
1049 We call this model “The Final Frontier.” 1.4080 0.05803 125 85 29 11
1050 And up here, no one can hear you scream. 1.4080 0.05691 125 84 31 10
1051 We take social distancing very seriously. 1.4080 0.05913 125 86 27 12
1052 The previous owner was a Mr. Gustav Holst... 1.4080 0.05576 125 83 33 9
1053 After the debate, we decided earth wasn’t for us anymore 1.4080 0.05913 125 86 27 12
1054 Up here no one can hear you scream. 1.4080 0.05576 125 83 33 9
1055 And this room was Rod Serling's Study. 1.4065 0.05517 123 81 34 8
1056 ...and the den features hardwood floors, an interdimensional portal AND a fireplace. 1.4065 0.06306 123 88 20 15
1057 It's only a rocket ship and bus away from Central Park. 1.4065 0.06091 123 86 24 13
1058 And there’s a Restaurant at the end of the Universe! 1.4065 0.05517 123 81 34 8
1059 Practically endless amounts of space! 1.4065 0.05517 123 81 34 8
1060 You wanted space, this place has space. 1.4065 0.05637 123 82 32 9
1061 I think you'll find the view is just out of this world! 1.4065 0.05517 123 81 34 8
1062 Uhh...which outer borough is this again? 1.4065 0.05754 123 83 30 10
1063 The demand for apartments in this area has really sky-rocketed. 1.4065 0.05637 123 82 32 9
1064 I TOLD you this place was far out with plenty of space. 1.4065 0.05637 123 82 32 9
1065 Yes, you would think that the tallest residential building in Manhattan would offer a park view, but check this out. 1.4065 0.05395 123 80 36 7
1066 But, you'll find the neighbors to really down to Earth." 1.4065 0.05637 123 82 32 9
1067 And, even better, there’s a Walmart 10 million miles around the corner! 1.4065 0.05981 123 85 26 12
1068 . .. and oxygen is included in the maintanence 1.4065 0.05395 123 80 36 7
1069 And as you can see, the view from here is out of this world! 1.4065 0.05637 123 82 32 9
1070 You’ll love the view. You can see practically forever! 1.4065 0.05754 123 83 30 10
1071 This is the Timothy Leary Suite. 1.4065 0.06411 123 89 18 16
1072 the rent may be sky high but the view is unbelievable 1.4065 0.05868 123 84 28 11
1073 ...and in this apartment, without a telescope , the determination was made that Pluto was too small to warrant its continuation as a planet.... 1.4065 0.06200 123 87 22 14
1074 This one's pre-war post apocalypse. 1.4065 0.05517 123 81 34 8
1075 No, we don't call it the 'Pluto Suite' anymore." 1.4065 0.05637 123 82 32 9
1076 ... and this one offers our best view of Uranus. 1.4065 0.05981 123 85 26 12
1077 As you can see, the views are really out of this world! 1.4065 0.05754 123 83 30 10
1078 This apartment has all the space you're looking for. 1.4065 0.05754 123 83 30 10
1079 It is pricey but the view is out of this world 1.4065 0.05868 123 84 28 11
1080 This side of the building is in high demand this season due to the lack of Earth exposure. 1.4065 0.06091 123 86 24 13
1081 It's a great chance to get into the neighborhood before gentrification hits. 1.4065 0.05754 123 83 30 10
1082 You wouldn’t believe how much more competitive this place has become as we’ve gotten closer to the November election. 1.4065 0.05754 123 83 30 10
1083 ‘Given the circumstances, I’d opt for a mortgage of at least 30 light years’. 1.4065 0.05637 123 82 32 9
1084 I mentioned it’s a walk-up, right? 1.4065 0.05981 123 85 26 12
1085 Sure it’s an ‘outer borough’ but really, what do you expect at this price? 1.4065 0.05395 123 80 36 7
1086 The property comes with a vacuum. 1.4065 0.06200 123 87 22 14
1087 I know you said you wanted a place close to a magnet school. Here we call them gravitational pull schools 1.4050 0.05577 121 80 33 8
1088 Some people say "too high". I prefer "differently elevated". 1.4050 0.05699 121 81 31 9
1089 And now...welcome to heaven! 1.4050 0.06163 121 85 23 13
1090 As my parents would say, it's "Far Out!" 1.4050 0.05577 121 80 33 8
1091 This unit is particularly spacious! 1.4050 0.05452 121 79 35 7
1092 The view is wonderful but you should not open the window. 1.4050 0.05452 121 79 35 7
1093 As you can tell, this room is actually much larger than it appears. 1.4050 0.05699 121 81 31 9
1094 The outer boroughs always have the best views 1.4050 0.05936 121 83 27 11
1095 Yes, quite a few stairs, but what a View! 1.4050 0.05059 121 76 41 4
1096 It’s a little small inside, but I guarantee you’ll never hear the neighbors. 1.4050 0.05818 121 82 29 10
1097 As you can see, this room gets wonderful natural darkness that will go perfectly with any crippling anxiety you may have! 1.4050 0.05936 121 83 27 11
1098 The stairs to the penthouse are hell, but the view can't be beat. 1.4050 0.05577 121 80 33 8
1099 It's a bit far from Manhattan, but it has lots of extra space. 1.4050 0.05818 121 82 29 10
1100 What does ‘within commuting distance” really mean anyway? 1.4050 0.05699 121 81 31 9
1101 The neighborhood is expanding. 1.4050 0.06051 121 84 25 12
1102 The sky is no longer the limit 1.4050 0.05699 121 81 31 9
1103 More space than you know what to do with. 1.4050 0.06163 121 85 23 13
1104 It IS rent controlled, but it’s also technically over New Jersey. 1.4050 0.05699 121 81 31 9
1105 Well. You said you wanted a higher floor. 1.4050 0.05577 121 80 33 8
1106 „Super safe investment! No hurricanes, no floods, no tenants.“ 1.4050 0.05818 121 82 29 10
1107 Now, I know your commute will be a little longer, but the view is out of this world! 1.4050 0.05818 121 82 29 10
1108 And best of all, the location makes it super easy to maintain social distancing! 1.4050 0.06051 121 84 25 12
1109 The safest place during a worldwide pandemic! 1.4050 0.05577 121 80 33 8
1110 And of coursse, your satellite TV is free-- 1.4043 0.06818 94 65 20 9
1111 This unit is called ‘aloft’. 1.4034 0.05510 119 78 34 7
1112 Isn't it just a lovely mid-Cosmos modern? 1.4034 0.05510 119 78 34 7
1113 Did I promise high ceilings, or did I promise high ceilings! 1.4034 0.05763 119 80 30 9
1114 And you said I’d never find enough space in your price range.” 1.4034 0.06123 119 83 24 12
1115 It's the ultimate in high rise living 1.4034 0.06123 119 83 24 12
1116 Radiation? No worries, they used lead paint. 1.4034 0.06005 119 82 26 11
1117 Hardwood, high ceilings, and no barking dogs for 100,000,000 miles 1.4034 0.06123 119 83 24 12
1118 It's called a pent-house because you can see five planets. 1.4034 0.05380 119 77 36 6
1119 You won't hear a peep from the neighbors. 1.4034 0.05763 119 80 30 9
1120 It's a real quiet neighborhood. 1.4034 0.05638 119 79 32 8
1121 It only has 2 bedroom but there are infinite possibilities. 1.4034 0.05763 119 80 30 9
1122 Tons of outdoor space! 1.4034 0.05638 119 79 32 8
1123 ...and this place is just out of this world. 1.4034 0.05885 119 81 28 10
1124 It's an undiscovered neighborhood 1.4034 0.05763 119 80 30 9
1125 There's no yard, but the view goes on forever. 1.4034 0.05885 119 81 28 10
1126 I love the fact that your elevator music is The Complete Works of Beethoven 1.4034 0.06123 119 83 24 12
1127 It's only 1500 square feet, but it will expand indefinitely. 1.4034 0.05885 119 81 28 10
1128 The super's name is Blorgon 1.4034 0.06005 119 82 26 11
1129 Take a deep breath before you open the window. 1.4032 0.05716 124 84 30 10
1130 It's in a prime location, light-years away from the nearest Trump voter. 1.4032 0.06264 124 89 20 15
1131 And it has plenty of space... 1.4032 0.05600 124 83 32 9
1132 You'll absolutely love your neighbors. They're out of this world. 1.4032 0.05941 124 86 26 12
1133 As we say in the brochure, a one-bedroom with lots of space. 1.4032 0.05482 124 82 34 8
1134 Like I said, lots of space. 1.4032 0.05361 124 81 36 7
1135 And you'll be the first to see any asteroids heading our way. 1.4032 0.05482 124 82 34 8
1136 Yes, one thing this apartment has is a great deal of outdoor space! 1.4032 0.05482 124 82 34 8
1137 This is our most spaceous unit 1.4032 0.05716 124 84 30 10
1138 And the best part—your nearest neighbors are 35.4 million miles away. 1.4032 0.05716 124 84 30 10
1139 In space, no one can hear you scream. So it's a pretty quiet neighborhood. 1.4032 0.05830 124 85 28 11
1140 As you can see there is a lot of space here". 1.4032 0.05941 124 86 26 12
1141 On a clear day, you can see Andromeda. 1.4032 0.05361 124 81 36 7
1142 No Covid, no climate change, no Trump! 1.4032 0.06264 124 89 20 15
1143 You’ll be lightyears ahead of The Joneses. 1.4032 0.05600 124 83 32 9
1144 It’s just so spaceous! 1.4032 0.05716 124 84 30 10
1145 You’re right, that’s just a poster on the wall. While I’m at it, there’s no window behind the poster. Oh, what the hell - the name of the place is now Dump Tower. 1.4020 0.06424 102 70 23 9
1146 And as a bonus you get to see the space station every 90 minutes. 1.4016 0.05662 122 82 31 9
1147 And, along with the universal remote, comes a universal view. 1.4016 0.05896 122 84 27 11
1148 And it comes with gravity and air! 1.4016 0.05780 122 83 29 10
1149 It has that wow factor you're looking for. 1.4016 0.05541 122 81 33 8
1150 ..the previous occupant left due to the gravity of his situation 1.4016 0.05780 122 83 29 10
1151 I have a bigger apartment available on another floor, but it’s in direct sunlight. 1.4016 0.05662 122 82 31 9
1152 You'll be pleased to see how spacious it is! 1.4000 0.05601 120 80 32 8
1153 It's the new zoom background. 1.4000 0.06816 100 71 18 11
1154 And this is where Margaret Wise Brown lived while writing Goodnight Moon 1.4000 0.05846 120 82 28 10
1155 It has a view to die for and a cryogenic freezer. 1.3983 0.05790 118 80 29 9
1156 It's close to the park, the subway, and a new wormhole that just opened up. 1.3983 0.05534 118 78 33 7
1157 ...and you just open the window if you need to vacuum 1.3983 0.05663 118 79 31 8
1158 It's perfect for the couple who want more space during the pandemic. 1.3983 0.05534 118 78 33 7
1159 And of course, the view is simply out of this world! 1.3983 0.05663 118 79 31 8
1160 The light source just went out but will be observable for the next 2 million years. 1.3983 0.05790 118 80 28 9
1161 A very spacious unit. 1.3983 0.05663 118 79 31 8
1162 I hope you like Dancing with the Stars! 1.3977 0.06959 88 61 19 8
1163 This room alone offers plenty for space to expand. 1.3967 0.06372 121 88 18 15
1164 The space literally has infinite potential—plus you can endlessly scream into the void. Dark matter makes for excellent soundproofing. 1.3947 0.05926 114 78 27 9
1165 The commute is a little long, but the views are spectacular. 1.3947 0.05793 114 77 29 8
1166 It’s a long elevator ride, but it’s very quiet. 1.3947 0.05793 114 77 29 8
1167 The view is definitely out of this world! 1.3947 0.05519 114 75 33 6
1168 The galactic neighborhood is very close here. 1.3947 0.05230 114 73 37 4
1169 Yes there are a lot of steps to this walk-up, but the view makes it worthwhile. 1.3947 0.06307 114 81 21 12
1170 The rent may seem astronomical, but the view is absolutely stellar! 1.3947 0.05926 114 78 27 9
1171 I know the price is astronomical, but you have to admit, the views are out of this world. 1.3947 0.06548 114 83 17 14
1172 And if you see the Death Star, just turn the lights off. 1.3947 0.05793 114 77 29 8
1173 And for when you *really* want to get away from it all... 1.3947 0.06055 114 79 25 10
1174 We want new abductees to feel at home before starting the anal probes. 1.3947 0.06429 114 82 19 13
1175 At least you can't complain about lack of space 1.3947 0.05658 114 76 31 7
1176 Wood floors, fire place, no neighbors looking in – what's not to like? 1.3947 0.06429 114 82 19 13
1177 It’s not about the quantity, but the quality of the oxygen.” 1.3947 0.05519 114 75 33 6
1178 And it's perfect for social distancing! 1.3947 0.05658 114 76 31 7
1179 With your price range, we had to give up a little on school and local shop accessibility 1.3947 0.05230 114 73 37 4
1180 The views here are out of this world! 1.3947 0.05658 114 76 31 7
1181 ....and there is just so much space outside 1.3947 0.05658 114 76 31 7
1182 The commute is a bit long, but the school district is out this world. 1.3947 0.05519 114 75 33 6
1183 There's plenty of natural moonlight. 1.3947 0.06055 114 79 25 10
1184 I know it’s a trek, but you can’t beat the space. 1.3947 0.06055 114 79 25 10
1185 This room definitely has the best view, but whatever you do, DO NOT open the window. 1.3947 0.05793 114 77 29 8
1186 Take a look. You've never seen so much space! 1.3947 0.05793 114 77 29 8
1187 The elevator has an occasional glitch and becomes a portal to another galaxy. But the apartment is otherwise perfect! 1.3947 0.05926 114 78 27 9
1188 Who needs 'curb appeal' when your home has its own orbit? 1.3947 0.05658 114 76 31 7
1189 What floor did you say we’re on? 1.3947 0.05519 114 75 33 6
1190 And I think you will agree...the view is out of this world! 1.3947 0.05926 114 78 27 9
1191 You are going to love the view. It’s out of this world. 1.3947 0.05926 114 78 27 9
1192 ...And you won't be bothered by doorbell ringing salesmen 1.3947 0.05658 114 76 31 7
1193 Although it is a bit of a climb, I think you'll find the view is out of this world. 1.3947 0.06429 114 82 19 13
1194 And, over here, is the emergency exit to the outside fire escape. 1.3947 0.05376 114 74 35 5
1195 Now this recent remodel adds a sense of space to the room, but we no longer recommend opening the window. 1.3947 0.05926 114 78 27 9
1196 Curtains will soften the space and help with that feeling of insignificance. 1.3947 0.06182 114 80 23 11
1197 The southern exposure is wonderful, but it does take eighty minutes for the sunlight to reach you. 1.3947 0.05793 114 77 29 8
1198 I assure you, the commute is the only downside 1.3947 0.05926 114 78 27 9
1199 Trust me, you'll love the view. It's outta this world! 1.3947 0.05926 114 78 27 9
1200 The only downside is the downstairs neighbors on earth argue all the time 1.3947 0.05793 114 77 29 8
1201 And through the window you can see the shared outer space is very large... 1.3944 0.07633 71 49 16 6
1202 You're fine unless power goes out and you lose your oxygen. 1.3939 0.06551 99 69 21 9
1203 You won’t get a view like this on Park Avenue. 1.3932 0.05557 117 78 32 7
1204 Trust me, everybody's leaving the city these days. 1.3932 0.05688 117 79 30 8
1205 Well, you did say at the last place that you’d rather live on the moon. 1.3932 0.05688 117 79 30 8
1206 Yes, it's a walk up but look at that view. 1.3932 0.05688 117 79 30 8
1207 You did read the part "A room with a view"? 1.3932 0.05816 117 80 28 9
1208 Every room has a North South East West exposure. 1.3932 0.05816 117 80 28 9
1209 This is the first interplanetary apartment, launched into orbit by Elon Musk. You will have the unique honor of being the first ever interplanetary Musk-eteers! 1.3932 0.06532 117 86 16 15
1210 Now was I kidding when I said the view was heavenly? 1.3932 0.05423 117 77 34 6
1211 Far from downtown, but you’re right on the Milky Way 1.3932 0.05557 117 78 32 7
1212 With the delightful, exposed brick fireplace, how can you say it “lacks atmosphere”? 1.3932 0.05688 117 79 30 8
1213 You know, it's really rare to get this much space at your price point. 1.3932 0.05816 117 80 28 9
1214 Literally, out of this world! 1.3932 0.05557 117 78 32 7
1215 And this was Elon's childhood bedroom 1.3932 0.05942 117 81 26 10
1216 Now with this apartment, you're really paying for the space... 1.3932 0.05688 117 79 30 8
1217 Like I told you, you can never have too much space. 1.3932 0.05942 117 81 26 10
1218 As the listing stated, plenty of space. 1.3932 0.05688 117 79 30 8
1219 I told you this apartment was heavenly. 1.3932 0.05688 117 79 30 8
1220 We repair all meteor damage - and just look at that spectacular view. 1.3932 0.05816 117 80 28 9
1221 This room gets a lot of sun in the early morning. 1.3932 0.05557 117 78 32 7
1222 What you lose in the location you make up for in space. 1.3932 0.05942 117 81 26 10
1223 So there’s going to be a lot of jokes about space 1.3932 0.05557 117 78 32 7
1224 I won't lie,it's a little into the suburbs. 1.3932 0.06064 117 81 24 11
1225 Some say it’s almost too much space.” 1.3932 0.05423 117 77 34 6
1226 The apartment is on the smaller size, but the view adds a touch of infinity. 1.3932 0.05423 117 77 34 6
1227 and it's the ultimate in social distancing. 1.3932 0.05688 117 79 30 8
1228 Its smaller than you asked, but you wont have to worry about hearing your neighbors 1.3932 0.05557 117 78 32 7
1229 ‘’And I should also mention that the neighbourhood has had 0 Covid cases in the last week!’’ 1.3932 0.05688 117 79 30 8
1230 ‘As I said, there’s a lot of open space here!’ 1.3932 0.05557 117 78 32 7
1231 Remember when you said, “At this price, the view better be out of this world?” 1.3929 0.05997 112 77 26 9
1232 The gravity is on, but it's optional. 1.3929 0.05997 112 77 26 9
1233 Han Solo had it from 97 to 98 1.3929 0.06260 112 79 22 11
1234 I know you'll love the penthouse, but just remember that use of the deck requires a pressurized suit. 1.3929 0.05723 112 75 30 7
1235 And because of its strategic distance of 4 light years from earth, you will get to relive 2016-2020 1.3929 0.06512 112 81 18 13
1236 Well, technically we’re in orbit above New Jersey. 1.3929 0.05434 112 73 34 5
1237 Just listen to that peace and quiet. It's like your neighbors are light years away. 1.3913 0.05341 115 75 35 5
1238 Don't worry. There's talk of putting in an elevator. 1.3913 0.05481 115 76 33 6
1239 You will get used to the stairs 1.3913 0.05481 115 76 33 6
1240 It doesn't have much atmosphere but the view is out of this world. 1.3913 0.06382 115 83 19 13
1241 It needs a lot of updates, but the view is out of this world! 1.3913 0.05884 115 79 27 9
1242 Here, your pollen alergy won't be a problem anymore 1.3913 0.05753 115 78 29 8
1243 And the view is astronomical. 1.3894 0.06085 113 79 24 10
1244 It's not rocket science, it's location, location, location. 1.3894 0.06085 113 79 24 10
1245 Is that noise upstairs the vacuum? 1.3894 0.06085 113 79 24 10
1246 And here’s our penthouse, for life after the election. 1.3894 0.05820 113 77 28 8
1247 Think of it as a giant leap for mankind. 1.3894 0.05542 113 75 32 6
1248 This makes the 4 hour elevator ride worth it. 1.3874 0.06292 111 79 21 11
1249 The apartment also has a satellite dish. 1.3874 0.06026 111 77 25 9
1250 Some die for this view! 1.3874 0.05748 111 75 29 7
1251 And this is the Neil deGrasse Tyson room 1.3874 0.05889 111 76 27 8
1252 Trust me, the elevator has worked every other time I've been here. 1.3874 0.05604 111 74 31 6
1253 As I was saying, it's out of this world. 1.3874 0.05604 111 74 31 6
1254 No, you can not see the sunset from here. 1.3874 0.05748 111 75 29 7
1255 The commute is hell, but the view is out of this world! 1.3874 0.05889 111 76 27 8
1256 It may look small, but there’s really a lot more space in here. 1.3874 0.05748 111 75 29 7
1257 It's not exactly mid-town, but there's virtually no street noise. 1.3874 0.06292 111 79 21 11
1258 I know it looks weird, but you're just high. REALLY high! 1.3874 0.06793 111 83 13 15
1259 We're hoping to have the elevator installed by winter. 1.3874 0.05889 111 76 27 8
1260 You'll never be short on space! 1.3874 0.05604 111 74 31 6
1261 Are you SURE the neighbors aren't going to moon us? 1.3874 0.06026 111 77 25 9
1262 Neighbors are not an issue! 1.3874 0.05604 111 74 31 6
1263 It’s a bit out of your target neighborhood, but you’ll enjoy the extra space. 1.3874 0.05889 111 76 27 8
1264 Isn't it wonderful that you're only a few short light years from Central Park? 1.3874 0.05748 111 75 29 7
1265 All the usual stuff - just keep the window closed or you’ll be unconscious within about 15 seconds. 1.3874 0.05748 111 75 29 7
1266 This is our featured walk-up! 1.3874 0.05889 111 76 27 8
1267 This apartment has a lot more space than the last one. 1.3874 0.05748 111 75 29 7
1268 Sure it's a lot of stairs. But look at the view. 1.3874 0.05748 111 75 29 7
1269 Here it is, Just what you asked for. A house with space. 1.3874 0.06671 111 82 15 14
1270 You haven’t really seen a sunset til you’ve seen it up close. 1.3874 0.06292 111 79 21 11
1271 you said you wanted spacious,so I got you spacious! 1.3874 0.05889 111 76 27 8
1272 As they say, " location, location, location " 1.3874 0.05604 111 74 31 6
1273 It’s not much, but the view is out of this world. 1.3874 0.06547 111 81 17 13
1274 Better act fast. The market value has skyrocketed since last week's debate 1.3874 0.06026 111 77 25 9
1275 This unique property is protected from Covid-19 and political turmoil as it is devoid of all human contact, no phones, no TV, no social media. 1.3874 0.05748 111 75 29 7
1276 This place is like a little bit of heaven 1.3874 0.05604 111 74 31 6
1277 Oh, you’ll get used to that elevator ride. 1.3874 0.05748 111 75 29 7
1278 And now. . . your very own little piece of Heaven. 1.3874 0.05748 111 75 29 7
1279 I think you'll really like the space 1.3874 0.05889 111 76 27 8
1280 So we appear to be hurtling through space and our oxygen will run out soon, so let me show you this room really quick. 1.3874 0.06026 111 77 25 9
1281 This is our premium social distancing unit. 1.3874 0.06026 111 77 25 9
1282 is this floor high enough for you? 1.3874 0.06026 111 77 25 9
1283 This is the unit with more space I was telling you about. 1.3874 0.05889 111 76 27 8
1284 In the unlikely event of a sudden loss of cabin pressure, oxygen masks will drop down from the panel above your head 1.3874 0.05889 111 76 27 8
1285 Obviously, your view is over the moon! 1.3874 0.05748 111 75 29 7
1286 And, once a day you’ll have a view of the Hudson! 1.3874 0.05748 111 75 29 7
1287 And the view is truly out of this world! 1.3874 0.06421 111 80 19 12
1288 ..And did I mention the closet space? 1.3874 0.05748 111 75 28 7
1289 The former owner, Mr. Holst, loved this view! 1.3874 0.06161 111 78 23 10
1290 You asked for SPACE, I give you SPACE! 1.3874 0.05604 111 74 31 6
1291 Believe me, it will triple in value once the intergalactic subway is complete 1.3874 0.06161 111 78 23 10
1292 And lucky for you, the walls have fresh paint due to that last little meteor incident! 1.3874 0.05889 111 76 27 8
1293 This is the last floor 1.3874 0.06161 111 78 23 10
1294 I can’t stress the gravity of this enough: location, location, location 1.3874 0.05889 111 76 27 8
1295 Some drapes will block this out 1.3874 0.05889 111 76 27 8
1296 Everyone's leaving the city 1.3874 0.05889 111 76 27 8
1297 I can tell from your expressions that you can't handle the ceiling light, but check out this view! 1.3874 0.05889 111 76 27 8
1298 Lots of space in here, right? 1.3853 0.05960 109 75 26 8
1299 The views are out of this world. 1.3853 0.06373 109 78 20 11
1300 This unit is absolutely heavenly 1.3853 0.05516 109 72 32 5
1301 I'm not over-selling this place, when I tell you that living here is out of this world. 1.3853 0.05816 109 74 28 7
1302 Yes, it’s Pluto, but on the plus side there’s a new Trader Joe’s up the street. 1.3853 0.06239 109 77 22 10
1303 Believe it or not, the last owners complained about too MUCH space! 1.3853 0.05816 109 74 28 7
1304 It has a spacious backyard, but be sure to tether your dog...and your children. 1.3853 0.05816 109 74 28 7
1305 I know. Spacious, right? 1.3853 0.05816 109 74 28 7
1306 This house is in one of our newest up and coming neighborhoods, and Its only going to go up in value as all the less savvy home buyers are washed away by the rising sea levels. Shall we look at the kitchen next? 1.3853 0.05960 109 75 26 8
1307 They say that the view is out of this world. 1.3853 0.05816 109 74 28 7
1308 The aliens have signed a non disclosure.” 1.3853 0.05516 109 72 32 5
1309 Sure it’s a little small and needs some work but the view is just out of this world! 1.3853 0.05816 109 74 28 7
1310 And in this room you have stunning views of the universe collapsing in on itself 1.3853 0.05960 109 75 26 8
1311 Halley's Comet? No worries. It is decades away. 1.3853 0.05668 109 73 30 6
1312 The location isn't ideal, but there's tons of space. 1.3853 0.06505 109 79 18 12
1313 If Trump wins the election,I think this would make a great new apartment. 1.3853 0.05816 109 74 28 7
1314 The commute's a bit longer, but look at the space! 1.3853 0.05668 109 73 30 6
1315 The good schools and strong gravitational pull make this a highly desirable neighborhood. 1.3853 0.06373 109 78 20 11
1316 I wasn't kidding when I said the view is out of this world. 1.3853 0.04591 109 74 31 4
1317 Up is the new suburbia 1.3853 0.05668 109 73 30 6
1318 The view is absolutely stellar. 1.3853 0.06373 109 78 20 11
1319 Now this room offers a view out of this world. 1.3853 0.06101 109 76 24 9
1320 I think you'll find this apartment very spacious. 1.3853 0.05960 109 75 26 8
1321 It's light years away from where you are now. 1.3853 0.06373 109 78 20 11
1322 I know it's a long commute but the view is out of this world. 1.3853 0.06239 109 77 22 10
1323 Social distancing is all the rage. 1.3853 0.05816 109 74 28 7
1324 Expansive views and not a chance the in-laws will swing by unannounced. 1.3853 0.05668 109 73 30 6
1325 You'll never have to clean your gutters again. 1.3832 0.06319 107 76 21 10
1326 Trust me, you’re not going to find another apartment in Manhattan with this much space. 1.3832 0.05886 107 73 27 7
1327 And just imagine ending your days by a hot fire staring out into the void! 1.3832 0.05734 107 72 29 6
1328 You'll agree the views are out of this world. 1.3832 0.06034 107 74 25 8
1329 Just like living in heaven! 1.3832 0.06034 107 74 25 8
1330 As you can see, this is a space with limitless possibilities! 1.3832 0.05734 107 72 29 6
1331 And Karen, this location should get you far enough away from anybody and everybody who doesn't look like you! 1.3832 0.06178 107 75 23 9
1332 Here you'll weigh a fraction of what you weighed on earth...so nobody goes to the gym. 1.3832 0.06178 107 75 23 9
1333 Carl Sagan used to live here. 1.3832 0.05734 107 72 29 6
1334 Welcome to the final frontier! 1.3832 0.06034 107 74 25 8
1335 You’ve gotta decide what matters more to you! Out of this world views, or your commute time? 1.3832 0.05886 107 73 27 7
1336 You'll love the reduced gravity. 1.3832 0.05578 107 71 31 5
1337 Sure it’s small, but the views are out of this world! 1.3832 0.06034 107 74 25 8
1338 I remember you saying you want a lot of space... 1.3832 0.06982 107 81 11 15
1339 As you can see,this is our most spacious unit. 1.3832 0.05498 107 73 28 6
1340 ...Now THIS is your perfect spot to ask, "What planet am I on?", after watching a dreadful debate! 1.3832 0.06725 107 79 15 13
1341 And this is the room where Mr. Asimov worked from home! 1.3832 0.05886 107 73 27 7
1342 This is the most popular of our Social Distancing home models. 1.3832 0.06319 107 76 21 10
1343 And there's no lawn to mow. 1.3832 0.05886 107 73 27 7
1344 You'll be surprised by how good the satellite signal is. 1.3832 0.06034 107 74 25 8
1345 There's quite a bit more space than first appears. 1.3832 0.05734 107 72 29 6
1346 It looks small, but there’s plenty of space. 1.3832 0.05734 107 72 29 6
1347 Living here, you will see all the big stars! 1.3832 0.06178 107 75 23 9
1348 Oh....by the way. I’m an alien. You’ve been abducted! 1.3832 0.06034 107 74 25 8
1349 Great value. This galaxy will become very vibrant in the next few billion years 1.3832 0.05578 107 71 31 5
1350 The Galileo unit is rather spacious, and includes stellar amenities. 1.3832 0.05886 107 73 27 7
1351 The ultimate space for today's savvy social distancer. 1.3832 0.05734 107 72 29 6
1352 Whilst it may lack atmosphere,the view is out of this world! 1.3832 0.05886 107 73 27 7
1353 You said you wanted something with a little more space, right? 1.3832 0.06034 107 74 25 8
1354 I know it feels a little far from the City, but that’s what they said about Brooklyn! 1.3818 0.05627 110 74 30 6
1355 I told you it was out of this world 1.3818 0.06325 110 79 20 11
1356 This apartment is absolutely out of this world 1.3818 0.06192 110 78 22 10
1357 Well, the edge of universe can feel cold, but at least its not in America! 1.3818 0.06055 110 77 24 9
1358 And this place truly redefines spacious! 1.3818 0.06055 110 77 24 9
1359 As I said, the view is out of this world 1.3818 0.06055 110 77 24 9
1360 Yeah, that’s one crazy elevator ride. 1.3818 0.05916 110 76 26 8
1361 You must admit—this place has great atmosphere. 1.3818 0.05627 110 74 30 6
1362 Sure it’s small, but the view is literally out of that world. 1.3818 0.05627 110 74 30 6
1363 Great views. Lots of space. 1.3818 0.04999 110 75 30 5
1364 No worries. The elevator is completely reliable. 1.3818 0.05322 110 72 34 4
1365 The view here is absolutely out of this world! 1.3818 0.05627 110 74 30 6
1366 I think you'll find this one has plenty of space. 1.3818 0.06709 110 82 14 14
1367 And look... the view is out of this world 1.3818 0.05845 110 78 23 9
1368 You said you care more about space than light. 1.3818 0.05773 110 75 28 7
1369 Fixer upper with a spacious view. 1.3818 0.05322 110 72 34 4
1370 And this unit comes with it’s own washer, dryer, and vacuum. 1.3818 0.06709 110 82 14 14
1371 Worth the schlepp, am I wrong? 1.3818 0.05627 110 74 30 6
1372 If it’s space you’re after... 1.3818 0.05627 110 74 30 6
1373 ACK ACK ACK, ACK! ACK ACK ACK ACK! ACK. 1.3818 0.07072 110 85 8 17
1374 See, there is a lot more space than the listing indicated! 1.3818 0.05627 110 74 30 6
1375 You won’t find a place with more atmosphere. 1.3818 0.05773 110 75 28 7
1376 It‘s a bit cramped on the inside, but your options for the outside are infinite. 1.3810 0.06258 105 74 22 9
1377 The previous owner opened a window by mistake. 1.3810 0.05560 105 72 27 6
1378 It's only 2.1 lightyears to the nearest subway line! 1.3810 0.06110 105 73 24 8
1379 It's the ultimate room with a view, but remember the condo fee does not cover oxygen.. 1.3810 0.06110 105 73 24 8
1380 It really is a unique place, so don't mind the popcorn ceiling. 1.3810 0.05802 105 71 28 6
1381 Lobby to front door, in just 45 minutes! 1.3810 0.05802 105 71 28 6
1382 I know you'd prefer an elevator, but the view is heavenly. 1.3810 0.05958 105 72 26 7
1383 It is a walk up, but think of all the exercise you'll get. 1.3810 0.05642 105 70 30 5
1384 High ceilings, and the view is out of this world. 1.3810 0.05802 105 71 28 6
1385 Of course the satellite reception is to die for!!!! 1.3810 0.06110 105 73 24 8
1386 For a slight upgrade you can choose a dirt road in Vermont with Fall Foliage. 1.3810 0.06258 105 74 22 9
1387 Didn't you say you wanted to "get away from it all"? 1.3810 0.05958 105 72 26 7
1388 This one is a bit farther from the city but it is move-in ready. 1.3810 0.05958 105 72 26 7
1389 When the planets align, you can play Holst to the neighbors 1.3810 0.06110 105 73 24 8
1390 See, the view makes it worth going up all those stairs! 1.3810 0.06110 105 73 24 8
1391 I see those stars in your eyes! Shall I write up the offer? 1.3810 0.06258 105 74 22 9
1392 You'll grow to love that elevator ride! 1.3810 0.05802 105 71 28 6
1393 And the commute is just 15 light-years! 1.3810 0.06258 105 74 22 9
1394 Like I was saying, the outdoor space is out of this world. 1.3810 0.06110 105 73 24 8
1395 The aliens have great eyesight so I suggest blinds. 1.3810 0.06258 105 74 22 9
1396 On this floor, you might feel a little building sway now and then. 1.3810 0.06258 105 74 22 9
1397 This one comes with a spectacular view of Uranus. 1.3810 0.06110 105 73 24 8
1398 There's endless space outside to explore... 1.3810 0.06258 105 74 22 9
1399 Yes, the vacuum is included. 1.3810 0.05958 105 72 26 7
1400 I would recommend working with space planner. 1.3810 0.06110 105 73 24 8
1401 I know that seemed like a long elevator ride, but, don’t worry, you get used to it. 1.3810 0.06110 105 73 24 8
1402 It’s still hush-hush, but The International Space Station is going co-op! 1.3810 0.05642 105 70 30 5
1403 Just tell me where else in the world you could get views like this 1.3810 0.05802 105 71 28 6
1404 Sure there’s no elevator, but just look at the view! 1.3810 0.05642 105 70 30 5
1405 And because the neighbourhood is completely uninhabitable, it's a bargain! 1.3810 0.06539 84 57 22 5
1406 Welcome, all your problems on earth will look very small from here 1.3810 0.06110 105 73 24 8
1407 This one gets great light 1.3810 0.05958 105 72 26 7
1408 You’re welcome to take the space decals off of the window 1.3810 0.05958 105 72 26 7
1409 You're still constrained by the laws of physics, but you'll be free from the government tryanny of universal health care, minimum wages, and gun safety laws 1.3810 0.05958 105 72 26 7
1410 Just don't give into the temptation to open the window in summer, and you'll be fine 1.3810 0.05802 105 71 28 6
1411 And just outside, plenty of space. 1.3810 0.05642 105 70 30 5
1412 ...and the views are out of this world ! 1.3789 0.06723 95 68 18 9
1413 After November 3rd you might really appreciate this location. 1.3778 0.06811 90 64 18 8
1414 I know that the apartment is a little small, but the view is out of this world. 1.3750 0.05665 104 70 29 5
1415 It has the best view in the entire galaxy." 1.3750 0.06139 104 73 23 8
1416 Social distancing is pretty easy out here. 1.3750 0.06290 104 74 21 9
1417 We all miss Earth. 1.3750 0.06580 104 76 17 11
1418 And this is another benefit of being on the top floor. 1.3750 0.05498 104 69 31 4
1419 Didn't I say it was spacious? 1.3750 0.06858 104 78 13 13
1420 And our express elevator takes only three months. 1.3750 0.06139 104 73 23 8
1421 It's just trompe l'oeil. This place has no windows. 1.3750 0.06290 104 74 21 9
1422 Sorry, No. You can't see the park. 1.3750 0.06139 104 73 23 8
1423 And if you don’t love it, we’ll keep you on the waiting list for Canada. 1.3750 0.06139 104 73 23 8
1424 You said you wanted a room with a view 1.3750 0.05985 104 72 25 7
1425 Let me warn you. This one is really far out. 1.3750 0.06139 104 73 23 8
1426 It may need work, but the views are stellar. 1.3750 0.06436 104 75 19 10
1427 But what it lacks in atmosphere, it makes up for in space. 1.3750 0.06290 104 74 21 9
1428 Welcome to Inner Space! 1.3750 0.05985 104 72 25 7
1429 I'm getting a bit worried about the complimentary "universal vacuum". 1.3750 0.06139 104 73 23 8
1430 This place can be your own private universe. 1.3750 0.05985 104 72 25 6
1431 We ask that you not open the windows on this floor. 1.3750 0.05827 104 71 27 6
1432 Notice, even at eight miles per second, there's no vibration. 1.3750 0.06139 104 73 23 8
1433 When buying your new home, it's constellation, constellation, constellation. 1.3750 0.06139 104 73 23 8
1434 It's a bit of a walk up but the views are amazing. 1.3750 0.06139 104 73 23 8
1435 Yes, you're far from town but close to all the major planets. 1.3750 0.06290 104 74 21 9
1436 And, as you can see, there's plenty of open space. 1.3750 0.05827 104 71 27 6
1437 And the environmental impact is zero as your home will simply burn up when it hits the earth’s atmosphere 1.3750 0.06139 104 73 23 8
1438 And if you look out the window, you will see what was once called Earth. 1.3750 0.05985 104 72 25 7
1439 The rent is astronomical, but location, location, location. 1.3750 0.05498 104 69 31 4
1440 There's a great farmer's market two planets away 1.3750 0.05498 104 69 31 4
1441 Told you the offer was out of this world 1.3750 0.06139 104 73 23 8
1442 The space we all need during the pandemic. 1.3750 0.06290 104 74 21 9
1443 Fermi, the owner, says he’s never seen the neighbors, but they should be out there somewhere. 1.3750 0.06290 104 74 21 9
1444 This house is beyond stellar, it’s ...interstellar 1.3750 0.05325 104 68 33 3
1445 Jupiter is quite literally in your first house. 1.3750 0.05985 104 72 25 7
1446 And since it's constantly minus 455 degrees Fahrenheit outside, you'll make great use of that lovely fireplace! 1.3725 0.05560 102 68 30 4
1447 As you can see, lots of space. 1.3725 0.06219 102 72 22 8
1448 Welcome to the Twilight Zone Penthouse, Rod will be your butler. 1.3725 0.06524 102 74 18 10
1449 And in this room, you'll find plenty of space. 1.3725 0.06671 102 75 16 11
1450 If you like, I can show you something on a higher floor. 1.3725 0.06373 102 73 20 9
1451 It's a neighborhood in transition. 1.3725 0.05382 102 67 32 3
1452 Look on the bright side, it has all the space you need! 1.3725 0.05560 102 68 30 4
1453 It’s a long commute, but the view is exceptional! 1.3725 0.05732 102 69 28 5
1454 The price is astronomical, but the views are out of this world! 1.3725 0.06061 102 71 24 7
1455 Spacious, isn't it? 1.3725 0.05899 102 70 26 6
1456 Did I mention rocket mortgage is currently offering incredible rates on 30 light years? 1.3725 0.06219 102 72 22 8
1457 Forget solar panels, this property has the solar system. 1.3725 0.06524 102 74 18 10
1458 Perfect for climate change 1.3725 0.06061 102 71 24 7
1459 And on this floor you are light years from the chaos down there. 1.3725 0.06061 102 71 24 7
1460 Far out, eh? 1.3725 0.05899 102 70 26 6
1461 The best part...NO COVID 1.3725 0.05732 102 69 28 5
1462 The best feature is, if you open the windows, you'll never need to vacuum. 1.3725 0.06061 102 71 24 7
1463 Space is at a premium but the view is out of this world. 1.3725 0.05899 102 70 26 6
1464 You feel light years away from the hustle and bustle of the city. 1.3725 0.05732 102 69 28 5
1465 This is the current background for your Zoom Room. 1.3725 0.05732 102 69 28 5
1466 Yes, the asking price IS astronomical — but so is the view! 1.3725 0.06061 102 71 24 7
1467 You'll be surprised at the space. 1.3725 0.05899 102 70 26 6
1468 The commute is a doozy but the view is incredible. 1.3725 0.05291 102 69 29 4
1469 It might be small, but nobody will build there and obstruct your view. 1.3725 0.05732 102 69 28 5
1470 The Times likes to call this the "sixth borough." 1.3725 0.06061 102 71 24 7
1471 Snatch it up quick because it only comes through this solar system once every 10,000 years. 1.3725 0.05732 102 69 28 5
1472 This apartment is really out of this world! 1.3725 0.06219 102 72 22 8
1473 The great thing is you don't have to worry about something going up right next door. 1.3725 0.06061 102 71 24 7
1474 This will be the next hot outer borough. 1.3725 0.06219 102 72 22 8
1475 Just think of all the money you'll save with the solar panels. 1.3725 0.06219 102 72 22 8
1476 Feel free to look around but I'd suggest not opening any windows. 1.3725 0.05732 102 69 28 5
1477 Yes, rent stabilized. And gravity stabilized, too. 1.3725 0.06219 102 72 22 8
1478 People find the new window coverings a welcome escape 1.3725 0.05732 102 69 28 5
1479 As long as the elevator is working you'll love it here. 1.3725 0.05899 102 70 26 6
1480 Don't worry. The family upstairs is moving to the Orion Nebula next month. 1.3725 0.05732 102 69 28 5
1481 Now this apartment is really out of this world! 1.3725 0.06524 102 74 18 10
1482 And this room is out of the world! 1.3725 0.06524 102 74 18 10
1483 Three words: Space, space, space. 1.3725 0.05899 102 70 26 6
1484 And here we have an unobstructed view of Uranus. 1.3725 0.06373 102 73 20 9
1485 I only seems like forever in that elevator. 1.3725 0.05899 102 70 26 6
1486 There's great internet service- unless Mercury is retrograde. 1.3725 0.05899 102 70 26 6
1487 The commute isn't great, but the view is spectacular! 1.3725 0.05732 102 69 28 5
1488 This has everything you wanted. Privacy from the neighbors but no yard work. 1.3725 0.06219 102 72 22 8
1489 It's a whole other world in here! 1.3725 0.06956 102 77 12 13
1490 Well, you said you wanted to maximize social distancing. 1.3725 0.06219 102 72 22 8
1491 At least your kids can't sneak out. 1.3725 0.06061 102 71 24 7
1492 You’re going to love this spacious room. 1.3725 0.06061 102 71 24 7
1493 The neighbors alienated the last tenants. 1.3725 0.06061 102 71 24 7
1494 "Wait till you see the bedroom. It's out of this world!" 1.3725 0.06061 102 71 24 7
1495 For when you need your space. 1.3725 0.05732 102 69 28 5
1496 The Fireplace sells the place, don't ya think? 1.3725 0.06373 102 73 20 9
1497 - Great view! Just don't open the window... 1.3725 0.06219 102 72 22 8
1498 Sorry about the long elevator ride, but the penthouse has out of this world views. 1.3725 0.05732 102 69 28 5
1499 Yes it’s a walk-up, but the price is out of this world. 1.3725 0.05899 102 70 26 6
1500 Well we technically call this ‘upper upper west side’ 1.3725 0.05732 102 69 28 5
1501 This location is about as far away from Trump as you can get on the market right now. 1.3725 0.06524 102 74 18 10
1502 All I can see when I enter is that hideous light fixture”, said Karen 1.3725 0.05899 102 70 26 6
1503 Since the presidential debate, this has become a very popular community. 1.3725 0.06219 102 72 22 8
1504 Now I know the location is a little further out than you wanted, but ... THAT VIEW! 1.3725 0.06373 102 73 20 9
1505 Elon will be delighted to finally have neighbors 1.3725 0.05560 102 68 30 4
1506 So gravity is included in the rent but valet trash is an additional $20 a month 1.3725 0.06061 102 71 24 7
1507 And since you both work from home this view will make for an excellent zoom background 1.3725 0.06219 102 72 22 8
1508 It's really an up and coming area 1.3725 0.06219 102 72 22 8
1509 You have to see the view!! It’s out of this world! 1.3725 0.06061 102 71 24 7
1510 If you need anything in town, theres a shuttle every few years. 1.3725 0.06061 102 71 24 7
1511 This apartment doesn’t have any windows, but we did put up that sick black light poster. 1.3725 0.06061 102 71 24 7
1512 There's a minimum two lightyear lease. 1.3723 0.06414 94 66 21 7
1513 The view will leave you breathless!" 1.3708 0.06851 89 64 17 8
1514 Oh, Phoebe, one of the moons has the same name as you! How cool is that? 1.3708 0.06468 89 62 21 6
1515 Its a two-up two-down with about a fourteen billion parsec back yard. 1.3700 0.06139 100 70 23 7
1516 Sure, it's far from downtown, but it's so spacious!" 1.3700 0.06139 100 70 23 7
1517 The commute is a bit long but it's right in your price range. 1.3700 0.06139 100 70 23 7
1518 Shoot for the moon, I always say. 1.3700 0.05972 100 69 25 6
1519 Doesn't it take your breath away? 1.3700 0.05972 100 69 25 6
1520 Such a quiet neighborhood and we're less than two years from Mars. 1.3700 0.05624 100 67 29 4
1521 Don't look at me like that. It has plenty of space. 1.3700 0.06139 100 70 23 7
1522 Rod Serling wrote his first script right over there. 1.3700 0.06301 100 71 21 8
1523 And this room has a spacious view that will take your breath away! 1.3700 0.06139 100 70 23 7
1524 ...because, let's face it, anywhere is better than earth right now. 1.3700 0.06139 100 70 23 7
1525 Well yes, the stairs are a trifle inconvenient, but just look at the view! 1.3700 0.06460 100 72 19 9
1526 Leaving earth. Good choice. 1.3700 0.05972 100 69 25 6
1527 We call this apartment “A little bit of heaven!” 1.3700 0.06301 100 71 21 8
1528 Sorry about the two year elevator ride, but the views are worth it! 1.3700 0.06301 100 71 21 8
1529 See, plenty of space, just don't open the window. 1.3700 0.06139 100 70 23 7
1530 And while the apartment is small, there's lots of open space around you! 1.3700 0.05624 100 67 29 4
1531 It's Saturn-adjacent. 1.3700 0.06139 100 70 23 7
1532 This apartment is for the minimalists that find the lack of heat and breathable air refreshing 1.3700 0.05972 100 69 25 6
1533 We like to think of this tear in the space-time continuum as a feature rather than a problem. 1.3700 0.06139 100 70 23 7
1534 It is a walk up, but I’m sure you’ll get used to it. 1.3700 0.06301 100 71 21 8
1535 And there's a school only a couple of light years away. 1.3700 0.06139 100 70 23 7
1536 It's true the rent is astronomical, but so is the view. 1.3700 0.05972 100 69 25 6
1537 The views make the place feel expansive... but the HOA fees are astronomical. 1.3700 0.05801 100 67 27 5
1538 The rent includes oxygen! 1.3700 0.06139 100 70 23 7
1539 "It just needs a little atmosphere to feel like home. 1.3700 0.06139 100 70 23 7
1540 Might be just a studio, but it has plenty of space! 1.3700 0.05624 100 67 29 4
1541 Don't thank me. Thank your Lucky Stars. 1.3700 0.06139 100 70 23 7
1542 You know what else is out of this world...the price! 1.3700 0.05441 100 66 31 3
1543 "Utilities include heat, water, oxygen, gravity..." 1.3700 0.06139 100 70 23 7
1544 It is a converted closet but it has plenty of space 1.3700 0.05624 100 67 29 4
1545 Dr Sagan preferred his Whole House Vacuum on the outside 1.3700 0.06139 100 70 23 7
1546 We moved up here when Trump looked like he might win a second term. 1.3700 0.06460 100 72 19 9
1547 And in space, no one can hear you scream. 1.3700 0.06460 100 72 19 9
1548 Note that the painted scene on the window gives the illusion of space while sparing you from viewing the featureless brick wall across the alley. 1.3700 0.06139 100 70 23 7
1549 The Kanye Nebula is visible from every bedroom. 1.3700 0.05624 100 67 29 4
1550 It's not the center of the cosmos, but it's cosmos-adjacent! 1.3700 0.05972 100 69 25 6
1551 This place has lots of space in the back. 1.3700 0.05624 100 67 29 4
1552 It's a little far from downtown, but the schools are great. 1.3700 0.06139 100 70 23 7
1553 And of course,there are child-safety locks on all the windows. 1.3700 0.06301 100 71 21 8
1554 We've cut the asking price--not much in the way of atmosphere. 1.3700 0.05801 100 68 26 5
1555 And over here you can put a full length MIR 1.3700 0.05801 100 68 27 5
1556 Just one giant leap and all this space could be yours!" 1.3700 0.05972 100 69 25 6
1557 Just steps way from the interplanetary space station! 1.3700 0.06614 100 73 17 10
1558 NYC Realtors...they promise you the moon and the stars above...or at least a view of it 1.3700 0.06460 100 72 19 9
1559 By the way,objects may be closer than they appear. 1.3700 0.05801 100 68 27 5
1560 And it comes with a free move to Saturn if Trump wins the election. 1.3700 0.06614 100 73 17 10
1561 and downtown is just minutes away, by photon transporter 1.3700 0.06139 100 70 23 7
1562 To stay in your price range, I'm showing you an apartment on a lower floor. 1.3700 0.05801 100 68 27 5
1563 That hole in the roof is actually good because the chance of getting hit by a second meteor is almost zero. 1.3700 0.06139 100 70 23 7
1564 And the best part - no noisy upstairs neighbors. For that matter, none downstairs, either. 1.3700 0.05972 100 69 25 6
1565 In this part of the building you won't hear any noise from neighbors. No one can hear anyone scream. 1.3700 0.06139 100 70 23 7
1566 We call this the Brooklyn of Jupiter. The prices are out of this world! 1.3700 0.06765 100 74 15 11
1567 This apartment should have all the space you need. 1.3700 0.05972 100 69 25 6
1568 See, the stairs aren't so bad once you're outside Earth's atmosphere. 1.3700 0.05972 100 69 25 6
1569 And hardly any street noise!!! 1.3700 0.05972 100 69 25 6
1570 If you’re afraid, Venus makes a wonderful night light. 1.3700 0.05801 100 68 27 5
1571 It's a commute, but you do get a fireplace. 1.3700 0.06301 100 71 21 8
1572 The windows face north, east, south then west 1.3700 0.06301 100 71 21 8
1573 This one should have the space you're looking for. 1.3700 0.06139 100 70 23 7
1574 You should know that a planned condo tower next door could block the view. 1.3700 0.05972 100 69 25 6
1575 And you can be sure that as soon as they install elevators the rent will skyrocket. 1.3700 0.06139 100 70 23 7
1576 And there's never any need to run the air conditioning! 1.3700 0.06765 100 74 15 11
1577 The relaxation of height restricts has really changed the real estate market. 1.3700 0.05624 100 67 29 4
1578 In the event of an emergency there are enough oxygen masks for eight dinner guests. 1.3700 0.05972 100 69 25 6
1579 We’re not gentrifying space, are we? 1.3700 0.06913 100 75 13 12
1580 The results of the election won’t matter here, and oxygen is supplied through the vents. 1.3700 0.05624 100 67 29 4
1581 So it needs a few updates but the neighborhood is fantastic and you won’t have to deal with all that Earth drama 1.3700 0.05801 100 68 27 5
1582 No one can hear your scream, but you also won't be able to hear the presidential debate. 1.3700 0.05801 100 68 27 5
1583 Honey, this definitely meets your, “get the hell out of dodge” criteria. 1.3700 0.06139 100 70 23 7
1584 Opening the window is breathtaking 1.3700 0.06139 100 70 23 7
1585 The perfect place to social distance. 1.3700 0.05801 100 68 27 5
1586 The neighbourhood might lack some atmosphere, but a few throw rugs will really liven the place up. 1.3700 0.06301 100 71 21 8
1587 You said you really wanted to get out of the city 1.3700 0.05624 100 67 29 4
1588 And this is the satellite room. 1.3700 0.05801 100 68 27 5
1589 We hear the commute is a lot more manageable if you have a driverless car... 1.3700 0.05624 100 67 29 4
1590 I think the windows are painted shut 1.3700 0.05972 100 69 25 6
1591 You've got a great view of Uranus 1.3700 0.06139 100 70 23 7
1592 Oh dear, it really does not have any atmosphere. 1.3700 0.06139 100 69 23 7
1593 Well, you said you didn't want a place near the city 1.3700 0.06301 100 71 21 8
1594 You said Canada was still too close, so I thought outside the galaxy 1.3700 0.06301 100 71 21 8
1595 You wanted space, so here you have it! 1.3700 0.05972 100 69 25 6
1596 So this is Inwood... 1.3689 0.06169 103 73 22 8
1597 This place has infinite potential! ---- The sky is not the limit!! 1.3684 0.06532 95 68 19 8
1598 Gets lots of sun. 1.3673 0.06708 98 72 16 10
1599 The view will take your breath away. 1.3673 0.05872 98 67 26 5
1600 Your commute may take a little longer. 1.3673 0.05872 98 67 26 5
1601 It'll be impossible to find a place like this after the election. 1.3673 0.06863 98 73 14 11
1602 A modest room, but it has a feel of more space 1.3673 0.05690 98 66 28 4
1603 The space more than makes up for the commute. 1.3673 0.05690 98 66 28 4
1604 Now I know what you're thinking, but trust me the roach problem is long gone. 1.3673 0.06387 98 70 20 8
1605 It's tempting, but don't open the window. 1.3673 0.06220 98 69 22 7
1606 The windows are just for show. 1.3673 0.05872 98 67 26 5
1607 You'll like this one. It's spacious and the price isn't astronomical. 1.3673 0.06048 98 68 24 6
1608 Just hang curtains if you're shy about neighbors. 1.3673 0.06220 98 69 22 7
1609 With this unit, the added options of gravity and oxygen are included with your other survival utilities. 1.3673 0.06048 98 68 24 6
1610 And the best thing is it's close to everything! 1.3673 0.05690 98 66 28 4
1611 Talk about space! 1.3673 0.05872 98 67 26 5
1612 Yes, it is a longer commute——but there IS a Starbucks just across the street 1.3673 0.05690 98 66 28 4
1613 Social distancing is no problem. Your nearest neighbor is two light-years away. 1.3673 0.06387 98 70 20 8
1614 ...but with a Zoom account you can pretend you're just next door 1.3673 0.05690 98 66 28 4
1615 the view is awesome but don't open the window! 1.3673 0.05690 98 66 28 4
1616 The location makes it much easier to scream into the void. 1.3673 0.06549 98 71 18 9
1617 It's a little short on Oxygen but otherwise a great deal! 1.3673 0.05872 98 67 26 5
1618 It's not really a window, it's the Science Channel. 1.3673 0.06863 98 73 14 11
1619 The price matches the location! 1.3673 0.06220 98 69 22 7
1620 And you'll just love the view- it's out of this world! 1.3673 0.06387 98 70 20 8
1621 We were hoping for something with a little less space. 1.3673 0.06048 98 68 24 6
1622 You'll like the neighborhood, the moon is in the seventh house. 1.3673 0.05872 98 67 26 5
1623 Of course without the drugs you’d be looking at the dumpster! 1.3673 0.06708 98 72 16 10
1624 It a view with a room. 1.3673 0.05690 98 66 28 4
1625 On the plus side, Donald Trump isn’t your president if you live in outer space. 1.3673 0.06549 98 71 18 9
1626 The eclipses are the best 1.3673 0.05690 98 66 28 4
1627 ‘And good news, in space, you can hear no one scream’ 1.3673 0.06708 98 72 16 10
1628 The last tenants put in a window to another dimension, which wasn't allowed in the rental agreement. 1.3673 0.06387 98 70 20 8
1629 And here's the penthouse. It's a great space but the rent is astronomical. 1.3671 0.07246 79 57 15 7
1630 There are no cleaning fees. When your lease is over, just leave the window open. 1.3671 0.06783 79 55 19 5
1631 Yes, only two walls. But you did say, ‘plenty of space’. 1.3647 0.06449 85 59 21 5
1632 Now, isn't the view worth that elevator ride...? 1.3646 0.06127 96 67 23 6
1633 It’s a long ride on the elevator 1.3646 0.05946 96 66 25 5
1634 The cable guy will be here in 7 years... 1.3646 0.06642 96 70 17 9
1635 You'll forget all about the longer commute after you see the kitchen! 1.3646 0.05758 96 65 27 4
1636 I know you preferred the higher ceilings but the views from this apartment are out of this world. 1.3646 0.06127 96 67 23 6
1637 ... and the view will take your breath away. 1.3646 0.05758 96 65 27 4
1638 You won't find anything with more space than this. 1.3646 0.05946 96 66 25 5
1639 It’s only 2.5 million light-years from the nearest school. 1.3646 0.05758 96 65 27 4
1640 No natural light, but you do get a ton of space. 1.3646 0.06475 96 69 19 8
1641 And this is the alternative facts room. 1.3646 0.06806 96 71 15 10
1642 Only downside is if the elevator breaks it's best just to stay in til they fix it. 1.3646 0.05946 96 66 25 5
1643 Yes, Caviar delivers, but there's a considerable surcharge. 1.3646 0.05946 96 66 25 5
1644 ...and here we have the perfect view for the coming apocalypse. 1.3646 0.06127 96 67 23 6
1645 The view will simply take your breath away. 1.3646 0.06642 96 70 17 9
1646 I wasn't exaggerating when I told you the views are stellar! 1.3646 0.05946 96 66 25 5
1647 And you will not be bothered by your neighbors. 1.3646 0.06127 96 67 23 6
1648 This one has universal appeal. 1.3646 0.05946 96 66 25 5
1649 You wanted a room with space. 1.3646 0.06304 96 68 21 7
1650 The price may be astronomical, but so is the view. 1.3646 0.05565 96 64 29 3
1651 Yes, but the upside is you get your own zip code! 1.3646 0.06475 96 69 19 8
1652 . . . And, of course, there’s practically no street noise. . . 1.3646 0.06127 96 67 23 6
1653 And to vacuum you just open a window. 1.3646 0.06475 96 69 19 8
1654 You'll notice that the backyard is quite spacious. 1.3646 0.05946 96 66 25 5
1655 See? Just like I told you. The place is out of this world! 1.3646 0.06127 96 67 23 6
1656 You mentioned that you need space. 1.3646 0.06127 96 67 23 6
1657 True, Special Relativity does say you might age a tad faster in the absence of sustained motion, but just wait until you see the kitchen! 1.3646 0.06806 96 71 15 10
1658 The sunset view is amazing! 1.3646 0.07273 96 74 9 13
1659 No, I wouldn't say the price is astronomical exactly... 1.3646 0.05946 96 66 25 5
1660 Priced right and it has space galore. 1.3646 0.06304 96 68 21 7
1661 Don’t open the window, there’s a bit of a draft. 1.3646 0.06475 96 69 19 8
1662 It's a lot of steps, true, but the view is out of this world! 1.3646 0.06127 96 67 23 6
1663 And this room is particularly spacious. 1.3646 0.06304 96 68 21 7
1664 ....and satellite internet is included! 1.3646 0.05946 96 66 25 5
1665 The apartments at the top give you a lot more space. 1.3646 0.06475 96 69 19 8
1666 Sure it’s a bit of a commute, but look at all the space! 1.3646 0.06127 96 67 23 6
1667 I know it’s modest but the view is simply out of this world! 1.3646 0.06304 96 68 21 7
1668 This space is incredible. 1.3646 0.05758 96 65 27 4
1669 More space than any apartment in NY! 1.3646 0.06475 96 69 19 8
1670 See! I told you there would be plenty of space in this room! 1.3646 0.06304 96 68 21 7
1671 It's a very spacious apartment! 1.3646 0.06304 96 68 21 7
1672 And it's very close to your satellite office. 1.3646 0.06304 96 68 21 7
1673 Didn’t I say this is a penthouse like no other? Perfect for the amateur astronomer! 1.3646 0.05946 96 66 25 5
1674 There's even space to park your Tesla 1.3646 0.05946 96 66 25 5
1675 The virus only travels through the air. 1.3646 0.06127 96 67 23 6
1676 Sure your commute is longer but the view is out of this world 1.3646 0.06127 96 67 23 6
1677 I know it's a bit remote, but the view is stellar. 1.3646 0.05261 96 65 28 3
1678 Perfect for sheltering in space! 1.3646 0.06304 96 68 21 7
1679 Air pollution is minimal, as is oxygen. 1.3646 0.05758 96 65 27 4
1680 It’s as close to the city as you can get, in your price range. 1.3646 0.06127 96 67 23 6
1681 As you can see, it has a very open space concept. 1.3646 0.05946 96 66 25 5
1682 You’re cool with working remote, right? 1.3646 0.05565 96 64 29 3
1683 It's remote but look at all this space 1.3646 0.06642 96 70 17 9
1684 I know it may seem small, but you'll see it really has lots of space. 1.3646 0.05946 96 66 25 5
1685 You'll love the extra space when you're working remotely! 1.3646 0.06475 96 69 19 8
1686 Now I know it seems a little extreme, but if Trump wins a 2nd term, I think you'll really appreciate the view. 1.3646 0.06127 96 67 23 6
1687 well, what did you think I meant by "spacious apartment"? 1.3646 0.05565 96 64 29 3
1688 Just wait until you see the upstairs. 1.3646 0.05758 96 65 27 4
1689 You'll find that space isn't an issue! 1.3646 0.05946 96 66 25 5
1690 This is as close as you can get to Midtown on your budget. 1.3646 0.06127 96 67 23 6
1691 Now wasn't it worth climbing all those stairs? 1.3646 0.05946 96 66 25 5
1692 Fortunately, the elevator repairperson is on call 24/7. 1.3646 0.06475 96 69 19 8
1693 The stairs are hell, but the view is heavenly! 1.3646 0.05946 96 66 25 5
1694 Pretty spacious huh? 1.3646 0.05946 96 66 25 5
1695 The view really is out of this world. 1.3646 0.06304 96 68 21 7
1696 You'll get in great shape from the walk up, and the view is out of this world. 1.3646 0.06475 96 69 19 8
1697 And here we have the Hubble Suite. 1.3646 0.06304 96 68 21 7
1698 Every Elon Musk time-share comes with a stellar view. 1.3646 0.06127 96 67 23 6
1699 As you can see it has tons of space. 1.3646 0.06127 96 67 23 6
1700 But, it gets lots of sun! 1.3646 0.06127 96 67 23 6
1701 Planets of the drapes! 1.3646 0.07273 96 74 9 13
1702 And the view from this apartment is out of this world! 1.3646 0.05758 96 65 27 4
1703 Never mind the ugly light fixture—check out the view. 1.3646 0.05758 96 65 27 4
1704 I can’t emphasize it enough, it’s out of this world 1.3646 0.06304 96 68 21 7
1705 The smaller units have more closet space, but the big ones have outer space. 1.3646 0.06304 96 68 21 7
1706 ........And we accept pets! 1.3646 0.05946 96 66 25 5
1707 And just look at this view of the Brooklyn Bridge! 1.3646 0.06127 96 67 23 6
1708 The gravity of 2020 forced us to remove the furniture 1.3646 0.06127 96 67 23 6
1709 That’s right, the doorman’s name is Hal 1.3646 0.06304 96 68 21 7
1710 It’s a 1-light-year contract to start, then light-month by month. 1.3646 0.05565 96 64 29 3
1711 See?! I told you the two and a half hours of elevator were worth it! 1.3646 0.06475 96 69 19 8
1712 Earth was so last year 1.3646 0.06304 96 68 21 7
1713 A perfect room to boldly dream where no one has gone before" 1.3646 0.06806 96 71 15 10
1714 We take social distancing seriously. 1.3646 0.05946 96 66 25 5
1715 It’s a fixer- upper, but it was easier than repairing our old planet. 1.3646 0.05465 96 71 18 7
1716 It may just have one room, but its space is unlimited. 1.3646 0.06304 96 68 21 7
1717 And the seller is offering asteroid insurance. 1.3646 0.05662 96 67 24 5
1718 The space and quiet of this unit more than make up for the commute. 1.3646 0.06127 96 67 23 6
1719 And there are no debates up here 1.3646 0.06127 96 67 23 6
1720 You wanted a place with space... 1.3636 0.06892 88 64 16 8
1721 This room has lots of space. 1.3636 0.06298 88 61 22 5
1722 If you’re looking for a home with space, this is it! 1.3636 0.06087 88 60 24 4
1723 It’s a little over your price range, but I think it’s worth it for the extra space 1.3636 0.06502 88 62 20 6
1724 Sure, it's a walk-up -- but look at the view! 1.3626 0.06540 91 65 19 7
1725 See? I told you this place was far out! 1.3626 0.06351 91 64 21 6
1726 I think you'll find it has all the space you need 1.3617 0.06391 94 67 20 7
1727 And this is Carl Sagans old apartment. 1.3614 0.06766 83 59 18 6
1728 It’s only 400 square feet, but you can’t beat that view. 1.3614 0.06545 83 58 20 5
1729 Tallest building in Manhattan! 1.3605 0.06802 86 62 17 7
1730 Your view is out of this world! 1.3579 0.05780 95 65 26 4
1731 This apartment only comes on the market once every 26 years. 1.3579 0.06509 95 69 18 8
1732 This is the room with a view. 1.3579 0.06155 95 67 22 6
1733 And you're only a lightyear from the nearest Starbucks. 1.3579 0.06509 95 69 18 8
1734 It's a little dark, but the views are out of this world. 1.3579 0.06155 95 67 22 6
1735 See...I told you this apartment was out of this world! 1.3579 0.05583 95 64 28 3
1736 The market is so hot, the sky's the limit. 1.3579 0.05780 95 65 26 4
1737 Obviously the window decals will have to go. 1.3579 0.06334 95 68 20 7
1738 And, as you can see, the view is simply out of this world! 1.3579 0.05780 95 65 26 4
1739 Well you wanted a view. 1.3579 0.05780 95 65 26 4
1740 Although, Pluto is a relatively small planet, you benefit from not having to deal with the election nonsense 7 planets away. 1.3579 0.06679 95 70 16 9
1741 Sure, it’s a bit of a walk-up but the views are out of this world! 1.3579 0.05583 95 64 28 3
1742 ...and when these align, the lights come on AND the elevator works... 1.3579 0.06679 95 70 16 9
1743 And it’s safely outside Washington’s orbit. 1.3579 0.06334 95 68 20 7
1744 You want space? I'll show you space! 1.3579 0.06334 95 68 20 7
1745 The seller is motivated! 1.3579 0.06509 95 69 18 8
1746 Oh, you'll hardly notice the stairs. 1.3579 0.06155 95 67 22 6
1747 And Milky Way Estates are just a short propulsion from Space Force Headquarters! 1.3579 0.06509 95 69 18 8
1748 It's a few more steps up, but it's worth it! 1.3579 0.06334 95 68 20 7
1749 It shows better during the day. 1.3579 0.05970 95 66 24 5
1750 And this is our view with a room 1.3579 0.06844 95 71 14 10
1751 It's a bit of a commute, but now that you work from home it shouldn't be a problem. 1.3579 0.05970 95 66 24 5
1752 True, the walking score isn’t great but the view is amazing! 1.3579 0.06155 95 67 22 6
1753 Of course the main feature of this place is that the view is out of this world. 1.3579 0.06679 95 70 16 9
1754 Now I'll show you why the upper floors are more expensive. 1.3579 0.06155 95 67 22 6
1755 Remember, what you’re paying for is the location! 1.3579 0.06509 95 69 18 8
1756 Now this is a sunset to die for. 1.3579 0.06509 95 69 18 8
1757 This unit offers a big bang for your buck. 1.3579 0.05481 95 66 25 4
1758 The place needs some work but the views are out of this world. 1.3579 0.06334 95 68 20 7
1759 If you don't mind the elevator, you'll love the view. 1.3579 0.05583 95 64 28 3
1760 Yes, it's a bit of a climb up the stairs but the view is out of this world! 1.3579 0.06334 95 68 20 7
1761 Your neighbors are unidentified. 1.3579 0.06155 95 67 22 6
1762 ...and the neighbors are very quiet. 1.3579 0.05780 95 65 26 4
1763 And don’t believe what that Elton John says. This is DEFINITELY the kind of place to raise your kids! 1.3579 0.06155 95 67 22 6
1764 And this is the sky light 1.3579 0.06509 95 69 18 8
1765 Yes, it needs a little updating but Neil Armstrong once stayed here while on his way to the moon. 1.3579 0.06155 95 67 22 6
1766 The neighborhood was voted best in the galaxy. 1.3579 0.06679 95 70 16 9
1767 This neighborhood is really quiet so that’s a plus 1.3579 0.05583 95 64 28 3
1768 No worries, the Martians are paying for the wall to keep themselves out. 1.3571 0.06910 84 61 16 7
1769 Don’t worry about it. They’re extending the L train next year! 1.3571 0.06699 84 60 18 6
1770 It's a 'one small step' floor plan. 1.3571 0.06910 84 61 16 7
1771 This one is light years ahead of the other place. 1.3548 0.06777 93 69 15 9
1772 Yes, its a long commute but the space is remarkable! 1.3548 0.05851 93 64 25 4
1773 It's far from town but the views are amazing. 1.3548 0.06422 93 67 19 7
1774 The rent is high for the space but the view is heavenly." 1.3548 0.06238 93 66 21 6
1775 See? Plenty of space! 1.3548 0.06047 93 65 23 5
1776 I'll be honest. The view is great, but parking can be a challenge. 1.3548 0.06047 93 65 23 5
1777 I said spacious 1.3548 0.06602 93 68 17 8
1778 And just check out all this space! 1.3548 0.06047 93 65 23 5
1779 No, that's not a light fixture. It's a wormhole, for fast exit. 1.3548 0.06238 93 66 21 6
1780 Wait till you see the view. It’s out of this world. 1.3548 0.05437 93 62 29 2
1781 The last tenants made the mistake of opening the window. 1.3548 0.06238 93 66 21 6
1782 Lots of space to raise a family! 1.3548 0.05648 93 63 27 3
1783 It's a bit of a commute, but wow, what a view! 1.3548 0.06047 93 65 23 5
1784 Now this unit is really out of this world! 1.3548 0.06047 93 65 23 5
1785 And there is a health club on the 5,320,567 floor. 1.3548 0.06047 93 65 23 5
1786 I don't know honey, the ceilings are a little low 1.3548 0.06238 93 66 21 6
1787 This apartment has an incredible view. 1.3548 0.06047 93 65 23 5
1788 Remember the song, "Stop the World: I want to get off?" This is the perfect place to do it! 1.3548 0.05851 93 64 25 4
1789 In 2020, we have found that clients are looking for anything that makes them feel like they are part of a different universe. 1.3548 0.06422 93 67 19 7
1790 It may look small but there's tons of space. 1.3548 0.05648 93 63 27 3
1791 It's a room with a view. Just don't open the window! 1.3548 0.06047 93 65 23 5
1792 You wanted a place with more space - you got it. 1.3548 0.06422 93 67 19 7
1793 Don’t let the darkness discourage you, the views are out of this world. 1.3548 0.05648 93 63 27 3
1794 Trust me, we haven't had a peaceful protest here yet. 1.3548 0.05851 93 64 25 4
1795 The views are truly exceptional! Just remember to NEVER open the windows. 1.3548 0.06422 93 67 19 7
1796 The sun and full moon view cost a lot more. 1.3548 0.06602 93 68 17 8
1797 You asked for space! 1.3548 0.05648 93 63 27 3
1798 This one is worlds apart from the others you’ve seen. 1.3548 0.06047 93 65 23 5
1799 And speaking of space.. 1.3548 0.06422 93 67 19 7
1800 Don't worry, I'm sure they'll fix that elevator soon! 1.3548 0.05851 93 64 25 4
1801 The moon is in the seventh house. 1.3548 0.06777 93 69 15 9
1802 ...and the space is just out of this world! 1.3548 0.06422 93 67 19 7
1803 If it feels small, there is plenty of space outside. 1.3548 0.05851 93 64 25 4
1804 Now the elevator ride to the 20,000 floor seems worth it, doesn't it. 1.3548 0.04988 93 65 25 3
1805 Even though the apartment is small the view is spacious. 1.3548 0.06047 93 65 23 5
1806 I know the house is a bit smaller than you said you wanted, but you should see all the space outside! 1.3548 0.06238 93 66 21 6
1807 I literally moved heaven and earth to get you this showing. 1.3548 0.06238 93 66 21 6
1808 The commute is a bit long, but the view is out of this world! 1.3548 0.06422 93 67 19 7
1809 As you'll see, there's plenty of space!" 1.3548 0.05851 93 64 25 4
1810 This is a nice feature, 5 of the 8 major planets can be seen through this window once every 54 years. 1.3548 0.05851 93 64 25 4
1811 It's a long commute, but offers a lot more space. 1.3548 0.06422 93 67 19 7
1812 This one just landed on the market. 1.3548 0.06047 93 65 23 5
1813 You will want to get blinds to block the view of Uranus. 1.3548 0.06602 93 68 17 8
1814 The apartment comes with two pluses.. No traffic noise and the opportunity to discover a new planet. 1.3548 0.06238 93 66 21 6
1815 You wanted a view, right? 1.3548 0.06238 93 66 21 6
1816 Don't make up your minds too quickly. There's a lot of dimensions to this one. 1.3548 0.06777 93 69 15 9
1817 THE VIEW IS SIMPLY STELLAR 1.3548 0.05648 93 63 27 3
1818 There is a bit of a commute, but there's absolutely no traffic noise, and the views are heavenly. 1.3548 0.06143 93 68 18 7
1819 As advertised: location, location, location. 1.3548 0.06047 93 65 23 5
1820 They say it's the final frontier. 1.3548 0.06602 93 68 17 8
1821 As great as the view is now, just wait until Halley's Comet swings by again in 2061! 1.3548 0.05851 93 64 25 4
1822 Since you said the last property wasn't conducive to social distancing... 1.3548 0.05851 93 64 25 4
1823 What this property lacks in atmosphere is made up for in space. 1.3548 0.06422 93 67 19 7
1824 ... and this unit exists outside of the usual space-time continuum 1.3548 0.06238 93 66 21 6
1825 As requested, more space! 1.3548 0.06047 93 65 23 5
1826 You'll love the view, just don't open the window. 1.3548 0.05851 93 64 25 4
1827 And the moon is in the seventh house -- literally! 1.3548 0.06238 93 66 21 6
1828 ...and with a lovely view of Uranus. 1.3548 0.06777 93 69 15 9
1829 It's a bit of a commute but... 1.3548 0.06047 93 65 23 5
1830 And this unit has the most space. 1.3548 0.06047 93 65 23 5
1831 It’s a 6,000 floor walk-up, but check out the view! 1.3548 0.06238 93 66 21 6
1832 And this room is where Gene Roddenberry first dropped acid “ 1.3548 0.06602 93 68 17 8
1833 After 31 showings, the Musks finally found a home with ample space. 1.3548 0.05851 93 64 25 4
1834 A bit far from work, perfect for these remote days 1.3548 0.05851 93 64 25 4
1835 Admittedly, there’s minimal closet space, but you must agree—the view is out of this world! 1.3548 0.06422 93 67 19 7
1836 The schools around here are stellar! 1.3548 0.05437 93 62 29 2
1837 Rent is due on the first of every retrograde. 1.3548 0.06047 93 65 23 5
1838 Shocking, the first time you see the fridge floating up there. You get used to it. 1.3548 0.06602 93 68 17 8
1839 This home is self cleaning, just open the window for 30 seconds and all will be vacuumed clean. 1.3548 0.06047 93 65 23 5
1840 I know, it's small... but the view is awesome. 1.3548 0.06238 93 66 21 6
1841 and the air quality is better here than california 1.3548 0.05648 93 63 27 3
1842 I know it’s outside your desired neighborhood but at your budget it’s an absolute steal! 1.3548 0.05851 93 64 25 4
1843 See? Spacious, just like you wanted. 1.3548 0.06238 93 66 21 6
1844 You had mentioned you were interested in a home with skylights, yes? 1.3548 0.06777 93 69 15 9
1845 It’s a little further away from downtown than you wanted, but the property taxes are so low. 1.3544 0.07215 79 58 14 7
1846 Most tenants get asteroid insurance. 1.3529 0.07239 85 64 12 9
1847 It may seem outdated, but thankfully around here trends are relative 1.3529 0.06633 85 61 18 6
1848 You’ll love the backyard! 1.3523 0.06473 88 63 19 6
1849 And it even has a built-in Zoom background in the study. 1.3516 0.06323 91 65 20 6
1850 The fake view will help you forget the actual neighborhood. 1.3516 0.05925 91 63 24 4
1851 The commute to work is a bummer but just look at that view. 1.3516 0.05497 91 61 28 2
1852 Great sunset. And sunrise. And midday light. 1.3516 0.05715 91 62 26 3
1853 This room gets excellent light exposure....just don't open the windows. 1.3516 0.06323 91 65 20 6
1854 And this was ET's room growing up.... 1.3516 0.06514 91 66 18 7
1855 It’s more space than you’ll need, but it will be great when having visitors. 1.3516 0.06127 91 64 22 5
1856 We know it's hard to breathe up here, but consider the fact that your apartment won't flood. 1.3516 0.06514 91 66 18 7
1857 Did I forget to mention that satellite TV is included? 1.3516 0.05925 91 63 24 4
1858 And this will be your new home in mars. Just make sure not to breathe outside and you should be good. Enjoy! 1.3516 0.06323 91 65 20 6
1859 Now's the perfect time to buy. Hipsters haven't discovered the Crab Nebula yet. 1.3516 0.06878 91 68 14 9
1860 Just imagine yourself working from home with this Zoom background! 1.3516 0.06127 91 64 22 5
1861 And if you're so inclined after the election, a flashing red light will signal them to come get you. 1.3516 0.06514 91 66 18 7
1862 No central A/C, but it's easy enough to just strap in and crack a window. 1.3516 0.06323 91 65 20 6
1863 And, you can expect Captain Kirk to pop in from time to time. 1.3516 0.06514 91 66 18 7
1864 I agree the price is a bit high but the view is out of this world 1.3516 0.06127 91 64 22 5
1865 4 bedroom 2 bath and a fantastic view of the Great Wall of China. 1.3516 0.06127 91 64 22 5
1866 I know what you're thinking, "such a small master bedroom." 1.3516 0.06514 91 66 18 7
1867 Oh, I can tell this is a little too high for you. 1.3516 0.05497 91 61 28 2
1868 The last tenant disappeared, so we nailed this window shut as a safety precaution. 1.3516 0.05497 91 61 28 2
1869 We're calling this neighborhood the Upper Upper Upper Upper Upper Upper Upper Upper Upper West Side. 1.3516 0.06514 91 66 18 7
1870 The view makes climbing the stairs worthwhile 1.3516 0.06127 91 64 22 5
1871 It’s listed as a black hole, but you’d be surprised by the amount of natural light it gets. 1.3516 0.06323 91 65 20 6
1872 Much cheaper than 2 bedrooms on Earth and just as convenient for telecommuting. 1.3516 0.05925 91 63 24 4
1873 The morning light is good but comes with 12,000 degree temperatures. 1.3516 0.06878 91 68 14 9
1874 You might want to keep the curtains drawn. There’s a nosy neighbor on Mars with a Hubble telescope. 1.3516 0.06878 91 68 14 9
1875 Great view but it’s a tough commute! 1.3516 0.05715 91 62 26 3
1876 This is better than the view of North Dakota from the other window. 1.3516 0.06878 91 68 14 9
1877 Sure, it's a bit high for a walk-up, but just think what you'll save on gym memberships. 1.3516 0.06127 91 64 22 5
1878 Unless you want your blood to boil, your body to swell, your veins to enlarge and your lungs to explode make sure the window stays closed. 1.3516 0.07054 91 69 12 10
1879 The long elevator ride pays off, don't you think? 1.3516 0.05925 91 63 24 4
1880 It’s great as long as the elevator is working. 1.3516 0.06323 91 65 20 6
1881 One a year when the Earth comes around, you have a spectacular view of your neighbors and of your apartment building. 1.3516 0.06323 91 65 20 6
1882 The previous owner travelled a lot. 1.3516 0.05715 91 62 26 3
1883 You'll love it. The layout is stellar. 1.3516 0.06323 91 65 20 6
1884 Sure, but the Zoom background is just stunning! 1.3516 0.06127 91 64 22 5
1885 You should see the view from the penthouse! 1.3516 0.06323 91 65 20 6
1886 It's small, but there's an amazing sense of space! 1.3516 0.05497 91 61 28 2
1887 Especially restful here with neighbors light-years away. 1.3516 0.05925 91 63 24 4
1888 The interior is a little dated, but the views are out of this world! 1.3516 0.06127 91 64 22 5
1889 It's closer to downtown than you think. 1.3516 0.05925 91 63 24 4
1890 You can’t beat the location, your neighbors are literally light years away! 1.3516 0.06514 91 66 18 7
1891 Unfortunately for the previous owner, no one could hear him scream. 1.3516 0.06514 91 66 18 7
1892 They don't call this a skyscraper for nothing 1.3516 0.06698 91 67 16 8
1893 The window is painted shut, but you would not want to open it anyway. 1.3516 0.06127 91 64 22 5
1894 Also, establishment shots for Star Wars were filmed here. 1.3516 0.06127 91 64 22 5
1895 I’m happy to share that this neighborhood currently has the lowest covid numbers in the world! 1.3516 0.06323 91 65 20 6
1896 The deposit for the first and last millennia is necessary. 1.3516 0.06514 91 66 18 7
1897 As you can see, there’s plenty of space. Also your complimentary vacuum is just outside the door! 1.3516 0.05925 91 63 24 4
1898 They’ve really taken the open space concept to the next level. 1.3516 0.06514 91 66 18 7
1899 ...and you’ll love the neighbor - he’s a huge star. 1.3516 0.06127 91 64 22 5
1900 Now this one is a very creative use of space. 1.3516 0.06323 91 65 20 6
1901 it's just a tad bit far away from the city center, but almost within your budget! 1.3516 0.06127 91 64 22 5
1902 I don't think you can find another neighborhood that is this quiet. 1.3516 0.06323 91 65 20 6
1903 - talk about your open concept! 1.3516 0.06323 91 65 20 6
1904 ‘Penthouse’ is so passé. 1.3516 0.06323 91 65 20 6
1905 Technically, it has park AND river views! 1.3516 0.06127 91 64 22 5
1906 Well, to get what you want at your budget, you have to live a bit away from downtown. You don’t mind a little commute do you? 1.3516 0.06323 91 65 20 6
1907 All of our apartments now come with “cosmic backdrops” as standard. Many of our customers find this preferable to the real world view in 2020 1.3516 0.06514 91 66 18 7
1908 The neighbors are a bit odd, but they’ll give you your space 1.3516 0.05715 91 62 26 3
1909 You don’t have to worry about any high rise towers blocking your view 1.3516 0.06127 91 64 22 5
1910 Absolutely! Your auto-destruct window is included. 1.3516 0.06323 91 65 20 6
1911 how's this for social distancing.....your neighbors are light years away 1.3516 0.06323 91 65 20 6
1912 David Bowie lived here! 1.3516 0.07054 91 69 12 10
1913 This is our social distancing model 1.3516 0.06514 91 66 18 7
1914 As you can see, we put the ‘high’ in high rise. 1.3516 0.06514 91 66 18 7
1915 With the solar panels, you’re going to save a fortune on your electric bill! 1.3516 0.06323 91 65 20 6
1916 I’m sure the elevator will be fixed any day now 1.3516 0.06323 91 65 20 6
1917 And if you take the stairs, you’re guaranteed to get your 10,000 steps in! 1.3516 0.06514 91 66 18 7
1918 All the amenities you want and the neighbors are out of this world! 1.3511 0.06365 94 68 19 7
1919 The previous owner said that the view was out of this world 1.3511 0.05995 94 66 23 5
1920 And the view! Doesn't it take your breath away? 1.3511 0.06183 94 67 21 6
1921 Spacious, adjoining sun-room, and out of the city! 1.3500 0.06188 80 55 22 3
1922 I know, it's a bit dated, but the view is out of this world. 1.3500 0.06913 80 58 16 6
1923 Bright side:global warming won’t be your problem anymore. 1.3500 0.07356 80 60 12 8
1924 I know it's a long commute, but the view is to die for. 1.3494 0.06283 83 58 21 4
1925 The previous occupant was an astronomer who took his work home with him. 1.3483 0.06608 89 65 17 7
1926 Yes, but the exterior space is infinite. 1.3483 0.06412 89 64 19 6
1927 As you can see it's got plenty of space. 1.3483 0.05784 89 61 25 3
1928 See? When you go just outside the city core you get more bang for your buck. 1.3483 0.06608 89 65 17 7
1929 Rent in this neighborhood is astronomical. But the view is out of this world. 1.3483 0.06210 89 63 21 5
1930 The apartment's a little cozy, but there's plenty of space outside. 1.3483 0.06799 89 66 15 8
1931 Traffic? No... just that one Tesla Roadster a few years back. 1.3483 0.06412 89 64 19 6
1932 Breathtaking view. 1.3483 0.06412 89 64 19 6
1933 When I say there is space, I mean there is space. 1.3483 0.06412 89 64 19 6
1934 It's a great buy if you don't mind waiting for the elevator. 1.3483 0.06412 89 64 19 6
1935 ...and Elon Musk would be your neighbor! 1.3483 0.06210 89 63 21 5
1936 ...and from the bathroom window you can see Uranus... 1.3483 0.06210 89 63 21 5
1937 Apartments are going very fast because it’s actually 1997 in this zip code. 1.3483 0.06412 89 64 19 6
1938 ...and while these top floor windows do open, we still recommend keeping them closed. 1.3483 0.06210 89 63 21 5
1939 The view makes you totally forget about the broken elevator. 1.3483 0.06608 89 65 17 7
1940 It’s not exactly a walk-up, but it is within your budget. 1.3483 0.06799 89 66 15 8
1941 I know. But there are so few walk ups with this kind of view. 1.3483 0.06412 89 64 19 6
1942 You'll love the atmosphere! 1.3483 0.06412 89 64 19 6
1943 On this floor the noise from the city is nonexistent. 1.3483 0.06001 89 62 23 4
1944 And the closest neighbor is ten billion miles away. 1.3483 0.06001 89 62 23 4
1945 I told you that the window treatments really hide the fact that it is a ground floor apartment. 1.3483 0.06210 89 63 21 5
1946 And as you can see, there’s plenty of space. 1.3483 0.07165 89 68 11 10
1947 One small bedroom for guests, one giant living room for mankind 1.3483 0.06412 89 64 19 6
1948 A penthouse to die for... 1.3483 0.06608 89 65 17 7
1949 With this unit, you'll be the first to spot deadly asteroids heading for Earth. 1.3483 0.06412 89 64 19 6
1950 Here's a lovely place that's affordable, if you don't mind the commute. 1.3483 0.06210 89 63 21 5
1951 ...and last but not least, the million dollar view room! 1.3483 0.06001 89 62 23 4
1952 Observe! 1.3483 0.06608 89 65 17 7
1953 SpaceX will provide a free trip to the moon if you sign today 1.3483 0.06608 89 65 17 7
1954 The Jetsons are empty nesters and are downsizing 1.3483 0.06608 89 65 17 7
1955 Now I know this means a longer commute to work, but you can't deny this unit has character! 1.3483 0.06210 89 63 21 5
1956 You’ll see that there’s a lot of space 1.3483 0.06001 89 62 23 4
1957 In the kitchen you have a dishwasher, convection oven, and background microwave radiation. 1.3483 0.06412 89 64 19 6
1958 Margaret and Tom suddenly realized what "Space available, Space to expand, and Spacious view" actually meant. 1.3483 0.06608 89 65 17 7
1959 Well, since you have been priced out of the city-center.. I thought I'd show you this new mixed-use development. It has everything you need and the developer is willing to turn a blind-eye to your student debt. 1.3483 0.06210 89 63 21 5
1960 And far enough away from your neighbors not to hear them battle each other for worldly domination. 1.3483 0.06412 89 64 19 6
1961 This is very nice once you get used to climbing the stairs. 1.3483 0.05784 89 61 25 3
1962 What did I say? Lots of Space! 1.3483 0.06799 89 66 15 8
1963 And if it’s space you’re looking for... 1.3483 0.06799 89 66 15 8
1964 Oh you'll love it...it's outta this world! 1.3483 0.06412 89 64 19 6
1965 It’s slightly outside of the neighborhood you were hoping for, but it’s well within your budget. 1.3483 0.06412 89 64 19 6
1966 We're just not absolutely positive what the average lifespan of each window is yet in the Andromeda Galaxy and we didn't want you to worry, so we added 10 extra days to the warranty! 1.3483 0.06412 89 64 19 6
1967 And on a clear day you can see all the way to New Jersey. 1.3483 0.06210 89 63 21 5
1968 It's a high floor sure, but so secure, believe me, nobody comes up here. 1.3483 0.06799 89 66 15 8
1969 And you'll love the easy access to the space-time continuum! 1.3483 0.06001 89 62 23 4
1970 It is a bit of a commute, but who's going to the office these days? 1.3483 0.06210 89 63 21 5
1971 The Sagan family really hate to let it go. 1.3483 0.06210 89 63 21 5
1972 ‘On the plus side,you will be the first to know the world is ending.’ 1.3483 0.06210 89 63 21 5
1973 And from here, you can watch the Elections... 1.3483 0.06608 89 65 17 7
1974 Objects appear closer than they are. 1.3483 0.06412 89 64 19 6
1975 This is one of only a few pre-Space-war apartments left in inventory. 1.3483 0.06608 89 65 17 7
1976 There is a very good reason for its astronomical price. 1.3483 0.06412 89 64 19 6
1977 It tends to be dark because of the black hole. 1.3483 0.06210 89 63 21 5
1978 And with this apartment you will definitely feel like you are in the center of the universe.... 1.3483 0.06608 89 65 17 7
1979 You get a lot more space for your money out here... 1.3483 0.06001 89 62 23 4
1980 But the price is surprisingly down to earth. 1.3483 0.06412 89 64 19 6
1981 The 10,000th floor with breathtaking views...I mean it, don't open that window. 1.3483 0.06210 89 63 21 5
1982 You asked for the moon and the stars! 1.3483 0.05784 89 61 25 3
1983 The commute is shorter than it looks. 1.3483 0.06608 89 65 17 7
1984 It's a long commute, but you can't beat the space. 1.3483 0.06001 89 62 23 4
1985 At first it may seem a little dark, but the view is really out of this world! 1.3483 0.06799 89 66 15 8
1986 Yes, the air IS a bit thin up here, But the view is to die for.” 1.3483 0.07165 89 68 11 10
1987 On good a night, you'll see Pluto. 1.3483 0.06001 89 62 23 4
1988 This house has plenty of space. 1.3483 0.05559 89 60 27 2
1989 There are several different screens to choose from to give the illusion that you have a view. 1.3483 0.06412 89 64 19 6
1990 Yes, the alley's just outside, but this Zoom background gives a much better sense of space. 1.3483 0.06799 89 66 15 8
1991 And it’s only a galaxy away from the nearest subway 1.3483 0.06412 89 64 19 6
1992 I think you’ll agree the view makes that 11-hour elevator ride worthwhile. 1.3483 0.06001 89 62 23 4
1993 And look at the space in this room! 1.3483 0.06210 89 63 21 5
1994 They kept the lights dim to add to the atmosphere. 1.3483 0.06210 89 63 21 5
1995 And the supermarket is less than two light years away. 1.3483 0.05559 89 60 27 2
1996 Don’t worry, the sun won’t come around for the next three years 1.3483 0.06210 89 63 21 5
1997 And Gustav Holst lived here briefly over a century ago! 1.3483 0.06412 89 64 19 6
1998 You will be over the moon when you see the view. 1.3483 0.06799 89 66 15 8
1999 The window creates the illusion of space. 1.3483 0.06608 89 65 17 7
2000 And the added feature of 90 million miles of social spacing from the rest of humanity. 1.3483 0.06799 89 66 15 8
2001 Yes it's on the top floor, but the view is amazing. 1.3483 0.06001 89 62 23 4
2002 And you'll be star-struck to know, the previous owner was Miss Universe. 1.3483 0.06412 89 64 19 6
2003 Don't let the apparent small size worry you - there's more space than you might imagine. 1.3483 0.06210 89 63 21 5
2004 This one meets your insane space requirements. 1.3483 0.06001 89 62 23 4
2005 the fireplace is just for show 1.3483 0.05784 89 61 25 3
2006 ... and the neighborhood watch works directly with Space Force. 1.3483 0.06412 89 64 19 6
2007 The commute isn’t really a problem if you’re working remotely. 1.3483 0.05784 89 61 25 3
2008 The commute isn’t as long as it seems! 1.3483 0.06210 89 63 21 5
2009 Unlike our last apartment, at least now we have a lot of space 1.3483 0.06001 89 62 23 4
2010 You’re going to love Astoria! 1.3483 0.05784 89 61 25 3
2011 And this room really makes you feel like nobody else exists in the entire universe 1.3483 0.06412 89 64 19 6
2012 it might be a walk-up but the view makes up for it 1.3483 0.06210 89 63 21 5
2013 The first thing you appreciate is the atmosphere. 1.3483 0.06210 89 63 21 5
2014 This was Elon Musk’s first apartment on Mars. As you can see, there’s plenty of space. 1.3483 0.06210 89 63 21 5
2015 As you can see, the interior design matches the outdoor view: cold and indifferent. 1.3483 0.06210 89 63 21 5
2016 So I know this was a little further out than you were looking... 1.3483 0.06412 89 64 19 6
2017 I told you the view would be worth the 3 hour elevator ride! 1.3483 0.06312 89 66 16 7
2018 This one has more of a Mid-Century Earth vibe if you like retro 1.3483 0.06001 89 62 23 4
2019 That’s what we meant by —we have space to rent. 1.3478 0.05665 92 63 26 3
2020 ...and best of all satellite is free! 1.3472 0.07443 72 53 13 6
2021 Come in, just don’t open a window 1.3462 0.07027 78 57 15 6
2022 I think it’s safe to say that with a place like this all your problems will be out the window. 1.3457 0.06840 81 59 16 6
2023 Have you ever seen so much space ? 1.3448 0.06707 87 64 16 7
2024 Lots of space. 1.3448 0.05856 87 60 24 3
2025 And for those who like to get away from it all... 1.3448 0.05380 87 58 28 1
2026 The view is nice, but what's really out of this world are the original hardwood floors. 1.3448 0.05856 87 60 24 3
2027 Real estate prices have skyrocketed... 1.3448 0.06296 87 62 20 5
2028 Not only will you not get news, you can't even see Earth from here! 1.3448 0.06296 87 62 20 5
2029 Just open the window and you never have to vacuum again." 1.3448 0.05623 87 59 26 2
2030 This place is really 'out of this world.' 1.3448 0.06903 87 65 14 8
2031 As you can see you'll have a lot of space. 1.3448 0.06080 87 61 22 4
2032 You see now why I said it's a bad idea to open the window. 1.3448 0.05856 87 60 24 3
2033 I told you this place ‘is out of this world.’ 1.3448 0.06080 87 61 22 4
2034 And it's got plenty of space! 1.3448 0.05856 87 60 24 3
2035 Plenty of outdoor space, though the neighbors can be a bit probing 1.3448 0.06504 87 63 18 6
2036 I know he promised you the sun and the moon. Well, this is not that but it is still out of this world. 1.3448 0.06080 87 61 22 4
2037 And wait'll you see the spacious yard. 1.3448 0.06504 87 63 18 6
2038 ...and everything beyond the property line belongs to Elon Musk. 1.3448 0.05623 87 59 26 2
2039 And here is the most spacious studio we can offer to agnostics. 1.3448 0.05856 87 60 24 3
2040 The asteroid detector you see on the ceiling? Included. 1.3448 0.06707 87 64 16 7
2041 And I hear the schools on Saturn are wonderful! 1.3448 0.06296 87 62 20 5
2042 Perfect timing. We will see the sun rise in five minutes. 1.3448 0.06504 87 63 18 6
2043 There’s the view of Manhattan! 1.3448 0.06080 87 61 22 4
2044 This one's perfect if you're wanting a little more space. 1.3448 0.05623 87 59 26 2
2045 Nab it now because Trump's Space Force is also interested ! 1.3448 0.06080 87 61 22 4
2046 I like to show this unit without any lights on. 1.3448 0.06080 87 61 22 4
2047 It’s an up and coming neighborhood; you just need to adjust to the thin air and your neighbor, Elon. 1.3448 0.06504 87 63 18 6
2048 Yes, the price is sky high,but the view is priceless. 1.3448 0.06080 87 61 22 4
2049 And it's just a hop, skip, and a jump-drive to the city. 1.3448 0.06080 87 61 22 4
2050 You said you wanted something out of this world. 1.3448 0.05856 87 60 24 3
2051 Like I was saying, this unit has a lot more space. 1.3448 0.06504 87 63 18 6
2052 ......and the pièce de résistance, there have been absolutely no COVID-19 cases within millions of miles! 1.3448 0.06707 87 64 16 7
2053 And here we have the Galaxy Room with a view. 1.3448 0.05856 87 60 24 3
2054 As you see, plenty of space! 1.3448 0.06707 87 64 16 7
2055 Now you can enjoy the cold, unfeeling void of space from the comfort of your own living room! 1.3448 0.06707 87 64 16 7
2056 While Saturn seems so close you could touch it, no one is able to see Uranus. 1.3448 0.06504 87 63 18 6
2057 This is the former apartment of Neil deGrasse Tyson. Isn't it out of this world? 1.3448 0.06707 87 64 16 7
2058 We rarely get noise complaints. 1.3448 0.06504 87 63 18 6
2059 Thank your lucky stars! It’s rent controlled! 1.3448 0.06296 87 62 20 5
2060 The view compensates for the time it takes to get deliveries 1.3448 0.05856 87 60 24 3
2061 And as far as I know, there have been no reported cases 1.3448 0.05856 87 60 24 3
2062 Actually, this is what we meant by lots of space." 1.3448 0.06504 87 63 18 6
2063 Welcome to the Burj Khalifa. 1.3448 0.06296 87 62 20 5
2064 you won't even need a telescope! 1.3448 0.06080 87 61 22 4
2065 Well, you did say that you wanted something outside the city. 1.3448 0.05856 87 60 24 3
2066 Chance of a break-in? Less than getting hit by an asteroid. 1.3448 0.06080 87 61 22 4
2067 ... With a great view of Uranus 1.3448 0.06296 87 62 20 5
2068 Well Sarah, you're going to love the fact that you can see earth from your living room. 1.3448 0.06080 87 61 22 4
2069 Oh there’s plenty of natural light, in fact the last tenant actually discovered a new comet 1.3448 0.06296 87 62 20 5
2070 There's a lovely fireplace but you won't really need it once the sun comes up. 1.3448 0.06504 87 63 18 6
2071 The views are heavenly 1.3448 0.05856 87 60 24 3
2072 When they called it a skyscraper, they weren't kidding. 1.3448 0.06504 87 63 18 6
2073 No. There are two floors above this one. 1.3448 0.06504 87 63 18 6
2074 And this side of the building has a stunning view of Uranus. 1.3448 0.06080 87 61 22 4
2075 And with the universe expanding we'll be adjusting the rent accordingly. 1.3448 0.06296 87 62 20 5
2076 This lease starts on Nov. 3... 1.3448 0.06504 87 63 18 6
2077 Of course, the commute is a bit longer. But look at all the space you get! 1.3448 0.05623 87 59 26 2
2078 What?! You're NOT working from home? 1.3448 0.06080 87 61 22 4
2079 This one is our most spacious yet! 1.3448 0.05623 87 59 26 2
2080 It's prefect if you want to get away from it all. 1.3448 0.06504 87 63 18 6
2081 Just swipe to change the view 1.3448 0.06504 87 63 18 6
2082 The view from the penthouse is unbelievable! 1.3448 0.06080 87 61 22 4
2083 The interior is on the small side, but the yard is quite spacious! 1.3448 0.05856 87 60 24 3
2084 Jimi Hendrix lived here for a week. 1.3448 0.06903 87 65 14 8
2085 And the view from this unit: Astronomical ! 1.3448 0.06903 87 65 14 8
2086 Explore the space. 1.3448 0.06296 87 62 20 5
2087 Your neighbors are happy that they have neighbors now! 1.3448 0.06080 87 61 22 4
2088 And as for your claustrophobia, this apartment offers a view of vast amounts of space 1.3448 0.06296 87 62 20 5
2089 As I mentioned, it’s priced well below market and it would be simple to cover over this window to avoid the typical “Uranus” jokes. 1.3448 0.06707 87 64 16 7
2090 We've restored the original popcorn ceiling. 1.3448 0.06903 87 65 14 8
2091 Now more than ever, it's location, location, location! 1.3448 0.05623 87 59 26 2
2092 I know! It’s like you never left! 1.3448 0.06707 87 64 16 7
2093 It’s a little removed from the hustle and bustle, but there’s so much space! 1.3448 0.06080 87 61 22 4
2094 I know your last planet went down in flames, so we’re gunna have charge you a double on the security deposit... just a precaution. 1.3448 0.06504 87 63 18 6
2095 Complete with its own zoom room, this apartment is perfect for those who no longer commute! 1.3448 0.05856 87 60 24 3
2096 ... I know, it's a lot of vacuum cleaning, right? 1.3448 0.06707 87 64 16 7
2097 . ‘And they’ve even redesigned the space station to look like a regular apartment!’ 1.3448 0.06080 87 61 22 4
2098 A human free environment, the safest neighborhood to raise your children 1.3448 0.06707 87 64 16 7
2099 The air quality's a little thin, but the main feature is that there's almost zero possibility of a 'pop in'. 1.3448 0.06080 87 61 22 4
2100 you can see Elon’s Mars mansion right over this way. 1.3448 0.06707 87 64 16 7
2101 The views are positively celestial 1.3448 0.05856 87 60 24 3
2102 The last family that lived here were murdered right here, but look at the view! 1.3448 0.06707 87 64 16 7
2103 When you said you wanted an apartment that had a physically impossible view of outer space, I hope this is what you had in mind. 1.3448 0.07639 87 69 6 12
2104 The real estate market January 21, 2021 1.3448 0.05856 87 59 24 3
2105 And best of all—no Trump. 1.3421 0.07621 76 58 10 8
2106 You simply Kant resist it, can you? 1.3421 0.07387 76 57 12 7
2107 It takes spaciousness to a whole new level. 1.3418 0.07181 79 59 13 7
2108 The commute to downtown is about two and half light years, but you get so much work done! 1.3418 0.06713 79 57 17 5
2109 At least there’s plenty of space 1.3418 0.07181 79 59 13 7
2110 Don’t worry, the elevator will be fixed by next week 1.3418 0.06467 79 56 19 4
2111 Unlike our dirt and grass ground-floor apartments, the first amenity here is a smart-vacuum... 1.3409 0.06442 88 64 18 6
2112 This home offers nothing but space... 1.3409 0.06442 88 64 18 6
2113 This unit we call our Starter Planetarium... 1.3409 0.06023 88 62 22 4
2114 It's a little outdated, but it has all the space you need. 1.3409 0.06236 88 63 20 5
2115 Even your "off the grid" friends will be jealous! 1.3407 0.06485 91 67 17 7
2116 It’s a 1970s Moonwalk Classic. Note the spacious feel. 1.3407 0.06485 91 67 17 7
2117 It's been rent-controlled since the Big Bang. 1.3407 0.06096 91 65 21 5
2118 The master bedroom provides a great view of Uranus. 1.3407 0.06294 91 66 19 6
2119 Now the unique selling feature, this spacious alternate dimension room, that Zoom cannot reach. 1.3407 0.06485 91 67 17 7
2120 If you need to add more room, there's plenty of space out back. 1.3378 0.07521 74 56 11 7
2121 What you're really paying for is the view. It's stellar! 1.3378 0.06742 74 53 17 4
2122 The walk score is low but there’s no chance of getting COVID. 1.3378 0.06742 74 53 17 4
2123 And it comes with rarified air. 1.3377 0.06565 77 55 18 4
2124 Plenty of open space - and an easy commute by shuttle! 1.3372 0.05388 86 58 27 1
2125 ... And remember, the company has agreed to pay the $2 trillion in relocation fees. 1.3372 0.06322 86 62 19 5
2126 And what makes THIS house special is being located right on the international dateline: day on one side, night on the other. 1.3372 0.05388 86 58 27 1
2127 Open concept living room and TONS of space 1.3372 0.05636 86 59 25 2
2128 So this property has a fireplace, an open floor plan, and a short commute - not counting the elevator ride. 1.3372 0.05874 86 60 23 3
2129 In this apartment, NO-ONE will hear you scream. If you're into that. 1.3372 0.06322 86 62 19 5
2130 A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far outside your price range... 1.3372 0.06535 86 63 17 6
2131 It has a whole house vacuum too. 1.3372 0.06741 86 64 15 7
2132 Oxygen is an upgrade 1.3372 0.06322 86 62 19 5
2133 If you look closely, you can see The Restaurant at the End of the Universe. 1.3372 0.06322 86 62 19 5
2134 There's more space here than it seems. 1.3372 0.05388 86 58 27 1
2135 And the view from this room is really out of this world! 1.3372 0.06102 86 61 21 4
2136 Hey Folks, are we on CLOUD NINE ? 1.3372 0.05874 86 60 23 3
2137 The penthouse comes with a vacuum 1.3372 0.06102 86 61 21 4
2138 The Sagans used to live here. 1.3372 0.06102 86 61 21 4
2139 and check out these stellar views 1.3372 0.06322 86 62 19 5
2140 And a view that even Neil deGrasse Tyson would admire. 1.3372 0.05874 86 60 23 3
2141 Don't worry, the elevator hasn't broken yet. 1.3372 0.06102 86 61 21 4
2142 Granted there's no elevator,but look at the view. 1.3372 0.06102 86 61 21 4
2143 Oh, and you can get contactless delivery from any of these planets!” 1.3372 0.06741 86 64 15 7
2144 I know the commute isn’t perfect, but the price is right! 1.3372 0.05636 86 59 25 2
2145 And there are no pesky neighbors for more than a million miles. 1.3372 0.06322 86 62 19 5
2146 There are quite a few stairs, but think of the exercise you will get! 1.3372 0.06535 86 63 17 6
2147 The mortgage is out of this world, but it’s worth it for the view. 1.3372 0.06102 86 61 21 4
2148 This apartment may need a couple coats of paint, but it has lots of space! 1.3372 0.05874 86 60 23 3
2149 I know you’ll just love the space. 1.3372 0.05388 86 58 27 1
2150 Welcome to solar distancing.” 1.3372 0.06322 86 62 19 5
2151 Sure, this place is modest, but the view is unbeatable. 1.3372 0.05636 86 59 25 2
2152 The toilets alone are $23 Million apiece. 1.3372 0.06322 86 62 19 5
2153 Oh, don't worry, they're quite harmless—they' re just attracted by the light. 1.3372 0.06639 86 66 12 8
2154 It’s much cheaper than Beverly Hills, and you’re living around even more stars! 1.3372 0.06535 86 63 17 6
2155 In-unit laundry, a dishwasher, and absolutely no view of the remainder of 2020 on Earth. 1.3372 0.06102 86 61 21 4
2156 On the plus side, your above the street noise and most flight paths! 1.3372 0.06535 86 63 17 6
2157 And this is the post-living room. 1.3372 0.06535 86 63 17 6
2158 Even in this economy, space comes at a premium 1.3372 0.06322 86 62 19 5
2159 The commute is a little long but you can’t beat the view 1.3372 0.06102 86 61 21 4
2160 You can't get more penthouse than this! 1.3372 0.06535 86 63 17 6
2161 The neighbors are a little weird and you might have some close encounters. 1.3372 0.05636 86 59 25 2
2162 Everyone is working remote now. 1.3372 0.06322 86 62 19 5
2163 ....and the views are to die for! Literally, don’t go outside without an oxygen mask. 1.3372 0.06535 86 63 17 6
2164 I drew that on the window 1.3372 0.07136 86 66 11 9
2165 I know—I know! It was a ‘holy f-ck moment for me, too... 1.3372 0.06322 86 62 19 5
2166 Stay with me now, a lot of people have recently found this location preferable to earth. 1.3372 0.06322 86 62 19 5
2167 It's small but I like to say the view is 'out of this world'. 1.3333 0.05948 84 59 22 3
2168 I think you'll love this place. It's out of this world. 1.3333 0.06185 84 60 20 4
2169 You'll get used to the commute before you know it. 1.3333 0.06412 84 61 18 5
2170 ...and over here is the in-house vacuum cleaning system. 1.3333 0.06412 84 61 18 5
2171 Yes, technically it’s small but it also has almost unlimited space. 1.3333 0.06185 84 60 20 4
2172 And, a great view of Uranus. 1.3333 0.06185 84 60 20 4
2173 ... and previous tenants include Arthur C. Clarke, Rod Serling, Stephen Hawking, Neil deGrasse Tyson and Ursula K. Le Guin. 1.3333 0.06804 81 60 15 6
2174 Considering the view, the commute's not so bad. 1.3333 0.05948 84 59 22 3
2175 I told you it was spacious. 1.3333 0.05948 84 59 22 3
2176 And this one is nice since it’s in a pre-global destruction building” 1.3333 0.05702 84 58 24 2
2177 The International Space Station has come a long way. 1.3333 0.05702 84 58 24 2
2178 Best outer borough space in my listings. 1.3333 0.06632 84 62 16 6
2179 And it’s a very quiet apartment except for the occasional rocket.” 1.3333 0.06412 84 61 18 5
2180 The commute might be longer, but you can’t beat the view! 1.3333 0.05948 84 59 22 3
2181 Like I was telling you, this place is out of this world! 1.3333 0.05948 84 59 22 3
2182 It was once the home of Rod Sterling and nothing has been changed since he left. 1.3333 0.06632 84 62 16 6
2183 You said you wanted a Plan B 1.3333 0.06185 84 60 20 4
2184 The previous owner put up these incredibly tacky opaque window decals so they could do weird sex stuff in here. 1.3333 0.06185 84 60 20 4
2185 You will have no trouble social distancing here 1.3333 0.06412 84 61 18 5
2186 Neil deGrasse Tyson is the current owner. 1.3333 0.06412 84 61 18 5
2187 This is one of the few places left outside the city. 1.3333 0.06412 84 61 18 5
2188 And this beats seeing Russia from your porch. 1.3333 0.05702 84 58 24 2
2189 There are only two pesky problems: the light bulb is burnt out, and Venus wobbles in the Autumn. 1.3333 0.06412 84 61 18 5
2190 It’s a small apartment, but the view is out of this world. 1.3333 0.06412 84 61 18 5
2191 Isn’t this just outta’ this world? 1.3333 0.06412 84 61 18 5
2192 And the bonus is, no need for blackout curtains. 1.3333 0.05948 84 59 22 3
2193 This apartment comes with a huge amount of space. 1.3333 0.05948 84 59 22 3
2194 It needs a little work, but the sky's the limit! 1.3333 0.05948 84 59 22 3
2195 I know the ceilings are a bit low seeing how high up we are, but the view is stellar. 1.3333 0.05948 84 59 22 3
2196 The window is a little sticky, but you probably don't want to open it anyway. 1.3333 0.05702 84 58 24 2
2197 And this is the room where he paid two prostitutes to urinate on the bed. 1.3333 0.07637 84 67 6 11
2198 There's a lot of room to expand. 1.3333 0.06632 84 62 16 6
2199 ...and the school district is only 2.1 light years away. 1.3333 0.06412 84 61 18 5
2200 With this great fireplace, you can comfortably enjoy the view even though it's 340 degrees below zero outside. 1.3333 0.06632 84 62 16 6
2201 And the best part is, it's only three light years from town. 1.3333 0.05948 84 59 22 3
2202 I know the rent’s astronomical, but just wait till you see the view. 1.3333 0.06185 84 60 20 4
2203 Gentrification of the asteroid belt is clearly inevitable. 1.3333 0.06412 84 61 18 5
2204 There's plenty of space for your children to play in, too! 1.3333 0.06185 84 60 20 4
2205 It's really the only place you can go with your gentrification concerns. 1.3333 0.06632 84 62 16 6
2206 Welcome to the end of the Earth. 1.3333 0.06185 84 60 20 4
2207 Welcome to the 3,542,897,500th floor. 1.3333 0.06412 84 61 18 5
2208 None of the neighbors can hear you scream. 1.3333 0.06412 84 61 18 5
2209 I know it's only 230 sq feet, but look at all the space. 1.3333 0.05702 84 58 24 2
2210 And vacuuming is a snap! 1.3333 0.06412 84 61 18 5
2211 The rent is a little astronomical, but the view is out of this world! 1.3333 0.06845 84 63 14 7
2212 And your nearest neighbor is Uranus! 1.3333 0.06412 84 61 18 5
2213 The previous owners went above and beyond and installed solar system panels 1.3333 0.05948 84 59 22 3
2214 It's all about location, and trust me, this one is out of this world. 1.3333 0.06412 84 61 18 5
2215 A couple of weeks ago someone dropped a piano out the window. 1.3333 0.07051 84 64 12 8
2216 Solar power included in this unit 1.3333 0.06185 84 60 20 4
2217 And this is the house that spock grew up in 1.3333 0.06185 84 60 20 4
2218 It's a moderate size but the windows give the illusion of space. 1.3333 0.06632 84 62 16 6
2219 it may seem small in here but there is actually plenty of space. 1.3333 0.05702 84 57 24 2
2220 Stellar location. Otherworldly living space. 1.3333 0.05948 84 59 22 3
2221 This one doesn’t have real windows, so we asked a struggling artist to paint in the most stunning views we could think of. 1.3333 0.06185 84 60 20 4
2222 Space will not be a problem here! 1.3333 0.06412 84 61 18 5
2223 No Heaven reservations? Welcome to your Purgatory studio. 1.3333 0.05948 84 59 22 3
2224 I tell ya those on Mars will kill for this place at this price. 1.3333 0.06632 84 62 16 6
2225 Your commute might be longer, but I wanted to show you what your money gets you outside of the city! 1.3333 0.06185 84 60 20 4
2226 This one is quite spacious. 1.3333 0.05948 84 59 22 3
2227 And with our space-themed VR windows, you'll barely notice the protests outside! 1.3333 0.06632 84 62 16 6
2228 Just think of the work you can get done in the elevator! 1.3333 0.06845 84 63 14 7
2229 Looking to get away from the pandemic and elections. 1.3333 0.06185 84 60 20 4
2230 as you can see, this really is a skyscraper 1.3333 0.07051 84 64 12 8
2231 You’ll be safely above the city’s smog 1.3333 0.06412 84 61 18 5
2232 It’s the lowest Covid transmission rate for miles! 1.3333 0.06632 84 62 16 6
2233 And you’re going to love the location because in space, no one can hear the candidates debate. 1.3333 0.06185 84 60 20 4
2234 It’s rare to find an apartment this size. Look at all the space. 1.3294 0.06565 85 63 16 6
2235 It's an additional $200 for galaxy facing views 1.3294 0.06775 85 64 14 7
2236 And finally, this room offers extra space. 1.3294 0.06775 85 64 14 7
2237 November 4, 2020 1.3294 0.07369 85 67 8 10
2238 The view is wonderful... but please don't open the windows. 1.3293 0.06025 82 58 21 3
2239 As you can see, this room has plenty of space. 1.3293 0.06733 82 61 15 6
2240 Professor Tyson was very fond of this place.... 1.3293 0.06270 82 59 19 4
2241 But I was right, wasn't I? This place is outta this world! 1.3293 0.06025 82 58 21 3
2242 This house is just out of this world, don't you think? 1.3293 0.06025 82 58 21 3
2243 See if you agree that the view is worth the long elevator ride. 1.3293 0.05502 82 56 25 1
2244 Was that the fastest elevator ride, ever? 1.3293 0.06505 82 60 17 5
2245 And the views are outta this world! 1.3293 0.06505 82 60 17 5
2246 This condo won't last, it's out of this world. 1.3293 0.06733 82 61 15 6
2247 And the view is simply stellar! 1.3293 0.06505 82 60 17 5
2248 It's like living in the Space Station, except you don't have to pee in your suit. 1.3293 0.06505 82 60 17 5
2249 As you can see, it includes a great ZOOM backround 1.3293 0.06025 82 58 21 3
2250 It's got a great feeling of space. 1.3293 0.06505 82 60 17 5
2251 This is our most popular virtual view in 2020. It may heat up significantly after the election. 1.3293 0.06505 82 60 17 5
2252 It's a little dark, but it's got all the space you could ask for. 1.3293 0.05770 82 57 23 2
2253 It comes with a million dollar view. 1.3293 0.06505 82 60 17 5
2254 And it's only two hundred miles above downtown. 1.3293 0.06953 82 62 13 7
2255 Just like it said in the ad, lots of space. 1.3293 0.06025 82 58 21 3
2256 A little dated, perhaps, but it has an "out-of-this-world" view. 1.3293 0.06505 82 60 17 5
2257 - not to mention all the space available! 1.3293 0.06270 82 59 19 4
2258 As I told you “ it’s like night and day” in here. 1.3293 0.05770 82 57 23 2
2259 Obviously the view is what everyone talks about. 1.3293 0.06025 82 58 21 3
2260 And from here, you can lie in bed and watch the moons rise! 1.3293 0.06025 82 58 21 3
2261 It’s completely void of light and sound but very spacious! 1.3293 0.06270 82 59 19 4
2262 The previous owners recently were transported elsewhere. 1.3293 0.06733 82 61 15 6
2263 This is what we call a standard post-Trump. 1.3293 0.06953 82 62 13 7
2264 The footprint is small, but there’s more space than meets the eye. 1.3293 0.06270 82 59 19 4
2265 Just add a few anti-radiation curtains. 1.3293 0.06953 82 62 13 7
2266 This unit has a lot more space than the others. 1.3293 0.06505 82 60 17 5
2267 I do need to disclose that the windows don't open! 1.3293 0.06505 82 60 17 5
2268 And downstairs in the kitchen we have an entire cupboard of celestial seasonings 1.3293 0.06953 82 62 13 7
2269 On the bright side, there is plenty of space outside. 1.3293 0.07166 82 63 11 8
2270 It might seem to be lacking atmosphere, but it’s nothing that a fresh coat of paint and a few house plants can’t fix. 1.3293 0.06025 82 58 21 3
2271 Well, you'll never hear your neighbors' screams! 1.3293 0.06505 82 60 17 5
2272 And this is the "alternative universe room 1.3293 0.06025 82 58 21 3
2273 The building also allows pied-a-terrestrials 1.3293 0.06270 82 59 19 4
2274 Did I mention, lots and lots of space. 1.3293 0.06270 82 59 19 4
2275 True, it's in an outer borough, but the neighborhood is zoned for development. 1.3293 0.06505 82 60 17 5
2276 Take a look at this view and tell me if the three-day commute is not worth it." 1.3293 0.06505 82 60 17 5
2277 The ad read spatial, not spacious 1.3293 0.06505 82 60 17 5
2278 And there are ocean views. On Jupiter's moons. 1.3293 0.06025 82 58 21 3
2279 The good news is this unit has a lot of space, the downside is you have to go through the airlock every time you take out the trash. 1.3293 0.05770 82 57 23 2
2280 I told you the views are stellar. 1.3293 0.06733 82 61 15 6
2281 It may be small, but it has lots of space. 1.3293 0.06025 82 58 21 3
2282 This charmer has oodles of space. 1.3293 0.06953 82 62 13 7
2283 This is the bedroom where the previous owners read "Good Night Moon" to their children. 1.3293 0.05770 82 57 23 2
2284 This one has a little more space than you asked for. 1.3293 0.06505 82 60 17 5
2285 Sure, it’s a bit out of the way, but your mother-in-law is unlikely to visit. 1.3293 0.06505 82 60 17 5
2286 This apartment has more space than you would expect. 1.3293 0.06505 82 60 17 5
2287 This one is a great price. But a bit lacking on atmosphere. 1.3293 0.06025 82 58 21 3
2288 It's a little out of the way, but you said you wanted something spacious AND affordable... 1.3293 0.06270 82 59 19 4
2289 And the view is breathtaking. Literally. 1.3293 0.06505 82 60 17 5
2290 Don't worry, this unit is light years ahead of the others... 1.3293 0.05770 82 57 23 2
2291 There’s plenty of space for the whole family. 1.3293 0.06025 82 58 21 3
2292 I know you are going to love it. This apartment is out of this world. 1.3293 0.06733 82 61 15 6
2293 I know it’s a small apartment but wait until you see the astronomic view! 1.3293 0.06025 82 58 21 3
2294 And when the elevator is down, you can get in your steps! 1.3293 0.06270 82 59 19 4
2295 You wanted lots of space..." 1.3293 0.06025 82 58 21 3
2296 Of course, this architect is noted for his use of space. 1.3293 0.06270 82 59 19 4
2297 And this, of course, is our penthouse apartment. 1.3293 0.06025 82 58 21 3
2298 and the views are just out of this world. .. 1.3293 0.06505 82 60 17 5
2299 Well, I know we’re not supposed to say this but only proper planets, no view of Pluto here. 1.3293 0.06270 82 59 19 4
2300 Now when I say there is plenty of space I am NOT exaggerating. 1.3293 0.06025 82 58 21 3
2301 High floors are so desirable. 1.3293 0.06505 82 60 17 5
2302 Many people don't like to live on the top floor of these high rise buildings 1.3293 0.06505 82 60 17 5
2303 Please don't open the window. The last tenants learned that the hard way ... so did the curtains. 1.3293 0.06505 82 60 17 5
2304 "Yes, the elevator ride is a tad long, but the view is absolutely worth it! 1.3293 0.06270 82 59 19 4
2305 It's not just the price that's Astronomical! 1.3293 0.06505 82 60 17 5
2306 I know it's a little out of your price range, but the views are out of this world. 1.3293 0.06025 82 58 21 3
2307 Still not enough space for you? 1.3293 0.06025 82 58 21 3
2308 Plenty of space, but the commute might be a problem... 1.3293 0.06270 82 59 19 4
2309 You can tell visitors a big star used to live here. 1.3293 0.06733 82 61 15 6
2310 Welcome to the seventh house Mr and Mrs Moon. 1.3293 0.06505 82 60 17 5
2311 If you hear your neighbors it might make news. 1.3293 0.06270 82 59 19 4
2312 We call this our news blackout suite. 1.3293 0.06733 82 61 15 6
2313 ... and a built-in air lock in every room included. 1.3293 0.06025 82 58 21 3
2314 And it has all the space you’ll ever need… 1.3293 0.05770 82 57 23 2
2315 The views are stellar and the outdoor space is breathtaking. 1.3293 0.06505 82 60 17 5
2316 It's a little small, but the view is out of this world! 1.3293 0.07166 82 63 11 8
2317 And the rent is out of this world too. 1.3293 0.05770 82 57 23 2
2318 The hardwood floors make up for neighborhood’s lack of atmosphere. 1.3293 0.06505 82 60 17 5
2319 As long as you keep your magnetic shoes on, the gravity in here works quite well. 1.3293 0.06025 82 58 21 3
2320 These bay windows give the room a nice, spacious feel 1.3293 0.05770 82 57 23 2
2321 '' And the best is, there's no TV or wifi, so you can't be tempted to watch the next Trump/Biden debate. '' 1.3293 0.06505 82 60 17 5
2322 Sure the elevator takes awhile, but check out this view! 1.3293 0.06270 82 59 19 4
2323 This one is only light years away from the nearest subway station! 1.3293 0.06953 82 62 13 7
2324 It's bigger than it looks. 1.3293 0.06953 82 62 13 7
2325 And this should work well with your remote work policy 1.3293 0.06270 82 59 19 4
2326 It may be a walk-up, but it's cool all year long 1.3293 0.06505 82 60 17 5
2327 As a plus, you can’t hear the screaming from here 1.3293 0.06025 82 58 21 3
2328 Here you can see the views from our 3,120th floor walk up 1.3293 0.06505 82 60 17 5
2329 As you can see, this property boasts that you’re able to leave all your worldly problems behind! 1.3293 0.05502 82 61 17 4
2330 As the ad mentioned, it’s got plenty of space! 1.3293 0.06505 82 60 17 5
2331 Wait until you see the back yard. 1.3291 0.06912 79 59 14 6
2332 I told you it was stellar 1.3291 0.06426 79 57 18 4
2333 It's a commute, but you get big bang for your buck. 1.3253 0.06439 83 61 17 5
2334 It certainly doesn’t feel like a basement apartment to me! 1.3253 0.06880 83 63 13 7
2335 It's a bad commute, but you can work from home! 1.3253 0.06206 83 60 19 4
2336 Of course,these upper floors condos are a bit more pricey. 1.3253 0.06439 83 61 17 5
2337 It’s the sort of place you can just get lost in 1.3253 0.06439 83 61 17 5
2338 It's really not that far from downtown Manhattan. 1.3253 0.06663 83 62 15 6
2339 Well my dear, in our business, it all comes down to one thing..Location, Location, Location! 1.3253 0.06206 83 60 19 4
2340 The outdoor space is to die for! 1.3253 0.06439 83 61 17 5
2341 The elevator ride is a killer, but how about that view! 1.3250 0.06602 80 59 16 5
2342 It’s priced to move. The neighborhood has no atmosphere. 1.3250 0.06602 80 59 16 5
2343 The location may not be ideal, but the view is out of this world. 1.3250 0.06358 80 58 18 4
2344 This closet is especially spacious.” 1.3250 0.06358 80 58 18 4
2345 This one offers a bit more space 1.3250 0.05839 80 56 22 2
2346 Great view- the planetarium is across the street! 1.3250 0.06358 80 58 18 4
2347 Let’s face it: commuting is dead. 1.3250 0.06104 80 57 20 3
2348 I know you weren't really interested in a walk-up, but maybe this view will change your mind. 1.3250 0.06358 80 58 18 4
2349 Yes, the rent is astronomical but, look at the view! 1.3250 0.06104 80 57 20 3
2350 With the neighbors so far away, the privacy is to die for. 1.3250 0.06104 80 57 20 3
2351 And here we have the existential void. It could be a home office... or a nursery. 1.3250 0.06104 80 57 20 3
2352 I have to warn you, the rents here are astronomical. 1.3250 0.06358 80 58 18 4
2353 I takes your breath away, doesn't it! 1.3250 0.06104 80 57 20 3
2354 We painted the window so you could pretend you have a view. 1.3250 0.06602 80 59 16 5
2355 This unit has the space you're wanting and then some. 1.3250 0.06838 80 60 14 6
2356 I'm sure you'll agree, the view is out of this world. 1.3250 0.06358 80 58 18 4
2357 I know it seems close, but it’s the furthest you could get from earth in your price range. 1.3250 0.06358 80 58 18 4
2358 You will LOVE this space. The view is truly out of this world! 1.3250 0.06358 80 58 18 4
2359 I told you this apartment had a lot of space. 1.3250 0.06104 80 57 20 3
2360 And from here, you'll have a perfect view of the world burning on Election Day 1.3250 0.06602 80 59 16 5
2361 And you have a window to the universe! 1.3250 0.05839 80 56 22 2
2362 You won't believe the view this place has! 1.3250 0.06358 80 58 18 4
2363 ...and there's a whole universe out there. 1.3250 0.05562 80 55 24 1
2364 Given the lightyears we are from Earth, I will act not only as your realtor, but your landlord, your roommate, and new best friends. 1.3250 0.06104 80 57 20 3
2365 It's just contact paper. If you saw what's really out there you'd never rent this place! 1.3250 0.06602 80 59 16 5
2366 We also have another apartment on a higher floor 1.3250 0.06838 80 60 14 6
2367 This house is perfect for you since your friends are far and few between. 1.3250 0.06838 80 60 14 6
2368 Like I said, it's cozy but there's a great sense of space. 1.3250 0.06104 80 57 20 3
2369 The building IS a little tall for a walkup, but just look at this view! 1.3250 0.06358 80 58 18 4
2370 If you don't like the solar system,You can change the view to home movies or porn. Whatever. 1.3250 0.05839 80 56 22 2
2371 I think you’ll agree...this place is out of this world! 1.3250 0.06838 80 60 14 6
2372 The condo association had asteroid-proof windows installed last year. 1.3250 0.06104 80 57 20 3
2373 And, it overlooks the Universe! 1.3250 0.06838 80 60 14 6
2374 And if you need to clean up just open the window.” 1.3250 0.05562 80 55 24 1
2375 They bought the airspace in front for unobstructed views. 1.3250 0.06358 80 58 18 4
2376 Unfortunately, Trump’s tweets still make it here, but it’s a nice open floor plan and the view is heavenly! 1.3250 0.07065 80 61 12 7
2377 It takes a little longer to get here, but the peace and quiet is unparalleled — you never hear a thing! 1.3250 0.06358 80 58 18 4
2378 You won’t believe how quiet it is! 1.3250 0.06104 80 57 20 3
2379 the house featured in the Disney animated comedy 'Up' 1.3250 0.05839 80 56 22 2
2380 I think I heard you say you have Amazon Prime? 1.3250 0.06104 80 57 20 3
2381 Neighborhood’s more star-studded than Beverly Hills. 1.3250 0.06838 80 60 14 6
2382 Very desirable neighborhood. Star sightings are a common occurrence! 1.3250 0.05839 80 56 22 2
2383 Flat Earthers apartment hunting 1.3250 0.06602 80 59 16 5
2384 Unfortunately, there’s no crown molding, but it does come with plenty of exposed Kubrick. 1.3250 0.06602 80 59 16 5
2385 And this room offers an out of this world view. 1.3250 0.06838 80 60 14 6
2386 One lovely feature of the Pluto Penthouse is that there is never a problem with noisy neighbors. 1.3247 0.06778 77 57 15 5
2387 The atmosphere is out of this world. And, to boot, the owner is willing to accept 0 Gs down. 1.3243 0.07227 74 56 12 6
2388 It’s the absolute latest in Loft Apartments. 1.3239 0.06884 71 52 15 4
2389 You’ll love the view, it’s stellar. 1.3239 0.07170 71 53 13 5
2390 The place is other worldly, just wait. 1.3214 0.05906 84 60 21 3
2391 You definitely have a lot more space than in the city! 1.3210 0.06292 81 59 18 4
2392 It's in the most close-knit community you can find on the market, each home is only 100 kilometers apart 1.3210 0.06042 81 58 20 3
2393 And there's no need for window shades. Your nearest neighbor is 3,000 light years away. 1.3210 0.06292 81 59 18 4
2394 The Robertson's initial excitement quickly faded when they realized all the houses in their price range were 27% dark matter. 1.3205 0.06450 78 57 17 4
2395 As you can see, there's really a stellar view from this apartment. 1.3205 0.06450 78 57 17 4
2396 The large window offers a great view but not much air. 1.3205 0.06187 78 56 19 3
2397 I told you this space was incredible! 1.3205 0.05911 78 55 21 2
2398 How do you like the space? 1.3205 0.05911 78 55 21 2
2399 Not only is the view celestial but you will feel 10% lighter too 1.3205 0.05911 78 55 21 2
2400 You'll love the light and airy feel. Well, maybe not 'airy.' 1.3205 0.06187 78 56 19 3
2401 It doesn't have any of the features you are looking for, but the view is out of this world! 1.3205 0.06450 78 57 17 4
2402 The ceilings are low but there's space to renovate 1.3205 0.05911 78 55 21 2
2403 So it’s a very up-and-coming galaxy... 1.3205 0.06947 78 59 13 6
2404 Oh, yes, Neil deGrasse Tyson once slept here. 1.3205 0.06703 78 58 15 5
2405 However it is not astronomically priced. 1.3205 0.06450 78 57 17 4
2406 The Holsts LOVED the view 1.3205 0.06947 78 59 13 6
2407 Sure, it's a walkup, but the flooring is genuine walnut. 1.3205 0.06450 78 57 17 4
2408 There’s plenty of space outside. 1.3205 0.06947 78 59 13 6
2409 That might have been a long elevator ride but wait until you see the view. 1.3205 0.06187 78 56 19 3
2410 Well, yes, it can be problematic when the elevator is not working. 1.3205 0.06703 78 58 15 5
2411 This part of the space station has a yet undiscovered oxygen leak that can be handled through escrow but, wow, look at that view! 1.3205 0.06187 78 56 19 3
2412 Who needs natural light with these views of Saturn? 1.3205 0.06450 78 57 17 4
2413 Forget about MARS . VENUS has Life ! 1.3205 0.06703 78 57 15 5
2414 This place is literally out of this world! 1.3205 0.06703 78 58 15 5
2415 The beaming service is included and very popular with new parents. 1.3205 0.06703 78 58 15 5
2416 While the top floor sways from Williamsburg to Hoboken, the air rights make you residents of the Upper East Side. 1.3205 0.06450 78 57 17 4
2417 Oh, forget the commute and look at these hardwood floors! 1.3205 0.06450 78 57 17 4
2418 You should see it in the daytime. 1.3205 0.06450 78 57 17 4
2419 Infinite space didn't mean the room itself.. 1.3205 0.06703 78 58 15 5
2420 The view is out of this world! Atmosphere...not so much. 1.3205 0.06703 78 58 15 5
2421 And the view is out of this world!* PS: Am I in the first 100,000 to submit that same caption? 1.3205 0.06703 78 58 15 5
2422 And quite rare for an upper floor, there's plenty of outdoor space. 1.3205 0.06947 78 59 13 6
2423 As you can see, the living room has plenty of space. 1.3205 0.06187 78 56 19 3
2424 The current owners call this their space out room. 1.3205 0.06187 78 56 19 3
2425 WI-FI is a little iffy here but just look at that view! 1.3205 0.06450 78 57 17 4
2426 Just like I said, every window is a skylight. 1.3205 0.06703 78 58 15 5
2427 ...and just wait until you see see the master bathroom - it offers a stunning view of Uranus! 1.3205 0.06947 78 59 13 6
2428 It has tons of open space outside for the kids! 1.3205 0.06703 78 58 15 5
2429 Oh! Space, not space 1.3205 0.06450 78 57 17 4
2430 Anytime the room needs vacuuming, just open the window. 1.3205 0.06703 78 58 15 5
2431 I know you prioritized a higher floor with sweeping views, so I saved this one for last! 1.3205 0.06450 78 57 17 4
2432 What can I say? At least it has hardwood floors. 1.3205 0.05911 78 55 21 2
2433 It's all natural lighting. 1.3205 0.06187 78 56 19 3
2434 And the utilities are free--all powered by the local quasar. 1.3205 0.06187 78 56 19 3
2435 You won't believe the space! 1.3205 0.05623 78 54 23 1
2436 Yeah, there's a little bit more space than needed 1.3205 0.05911 78 55 21 2
2437 Welcome to my new place! I moved here because I needed some space. 1.3205 0.06450 78 57 17 4
2438 And the view from this room is out of this world. 1.3205 0.06703 78 58 15 5
2439 This is our "Galaxy Suite," it's pretty outta this world don't ya think? 1.3205 0.05911 78 55 21 2
2440 And of course the view from the 17,000th floor is spectacular. 1.3205 0.05623 78 54 23 1
2441 Oh, don't worry about the elevators. They are fairly reliable. 1.3205 0.06187 78 56 19 3
2442 Oh, don't you worry. I'm sure your homeowners insurance covers asteroids. 1.3205 0.06703 78 58 15 5
2443 Look, if you had wanted a ceiling on Pluto, you probably shouldn't have become a teacher 1.3205 0.06703 78 58 15 5
2444 You'll eventually get used to the commute. 1.3205 0.06703 78 58 15 5
2445 Yes, it’s rural but your kids will love the Zoom classes. 1.3205 0.06947 78 59 13 6
2446 The perfect escape from the city: remote with an out of this world view! 1.3205 0.06450 78 57 17 4
2447 It's a cliché, I know, but the views way high up here above West 57th Street, are truly OUT of this world!!" 1.3205 0.06450 78 57 17 4
2448 I think you'll be over the moon in this house. 1.3205 0.05911 78 55 21 2
2449 Yes, it's dated, but better than the United States right? 1.3205 0.06450 78 57 17 4
2450 You'll have to commute downtown by shuttle, but look how much more space you get. 1.3205 0.06187 78 56 19 3
2451 It’s too bad it’s a walk-up, but the view is worth it. 1.3205 0.05623 78 54 23 1
2452 You'll need to make sure your homeowner's insurance covers meteor showers. 1.3205 0.06947 78 59 13 6
2453 Other than the occasional asteroid, it's a very safe neighborhood. 1.3205 0.06703 78 58 15 5
2454 You said you don’t want to live on this planet anymore, right? 1.3205 0.06450 78 57 17 4
2455 I know the climb is daunting but look at that view. 1.3205 0.06187 78 56 19 3
2456 Living here is like going to heaven. 1.3205 0.06187 78 56 19 3
2457 The moon is in the seventh house but we're waiting on Jupiter to align with Mars. 1.3205 0.06947 78 59 13 6
2458 This was owned for decades by the planet formerly known as Pluto. 1.3205 0.06450 78 57 17 4
2459 Now how’s this for space? 1.3205 0.06450 78 57 17 4
2460 The apartment is just average but the view is out of this world. 1.3205 0.06947 78 59 13 6
2461 At least you can't see Uranus. 1.3205 0.06703 78 58 15 5
2462 Well, I do admit commuting might be an issue." 1.3205 0.06703 78 58 15 5
2463 The commute's hell, but the views exceptional. 1.3205 0.07411 78 61 9 8
2464 The elevator ride's a bit long, but the view's amazing! 1.3205 0.06450 78 57 17 4
2465 There's really quite a bit of space. 1.3205 0.06450 78 57 17 4
2466 So, the building is pre space-war... 1.3205 0.07183 78 60 11 7
2467 Now that everyone can work remotely, we've seen a lot of New Yorkers moving out here. 1.3205 0.06703 78 58 15 5
2468 The property taxes are astronomical 1.3205 0.06703 78 58 15 5
2469 Once you get used to the quiet there's no going back. 1.3205 0.06947 78 59 13 6
2470 Thankfully it isn't a walkup. 1.3205 0.06187 78 56 19 3
2471 You may want to get window coverings before you move in. The sun can be reeaalllyyyy bright in the mornings. 1.3205 0.06450 78 57 17 4
2472 Just be sure that no one ever pushes that button. 1.3205 0.06187 78 56 19 3
2473 The long elevator ride will all be worth it when you see the view! 1.3205 0.06187 78 56 19 3
2474 The view is good, but there's no atmosphere. 1.3205 0.06187 78 56 19 3
2475 The only downside is the commute. 1.3205 0.06703 78 58 15 5
2476 It's a walk-up, but there's laundry in the basement! 1.3205 0.06703 78 58 15 5
2477 Imagine what you can do with this space! 1.3205 0.05911 78 55 21 2
2478 This property's price is in billions and billions. 1.3205 0.05911 78 55 21 2
2479 Just as I said, "It is out of this world!" 1.3205 0.06187 78 56 19 3
2480 Will you be commuting to work? 1.3205 0.06450 78 57 17 4
2481 I also hear Geico is bundling your home, rocket, and black hole insurance for your convenience. 1.3205 0.06450 78 57 17 4
2482 What's really nice is that you'll hardly hear the street noise below. 1.3205 0.07183 78 60 11 7
2483 Of course the windows are double-paned. 1.3205 0.06703 78 58 15 5
2484 Rent controlled and it's just three parsecs from midtown. 1.3205 0.06703 78 58 15 5
2485 It’s an ideal location for down-to-earth folks.” 1.3205 0.06187 78 56 19 3
2486 Sure it's small, but there's plenty of space. 1.3205 0.06450 78 57 17 4
2487 Now, it’s a bit of a commute, but you can completely escape the news. 1.3205 0.06450 78 57 17 4
2488 Yes the elevator ride may take a while but just look at the view you’ll get ! 1.3205 0.06703 78 58 15 5
2489 It's a whole lot of stairs for a walk-up but the view is worth it. 1.3205 0.05623 78 54 23 1
2490 Yes, its a little dull, but the view is out of this world 1.3205 0.06450 78 57 17 4
2491 And the views are to die for! 1.3205 0.06187 78 56 19 3
2492 Welcome to the room with the most space 1.3205 0.06703 78 58 15 5
2493 You’ll love this apartment—it’s truly cosmic! 1.3205 0.06450 78 57 17 4
2494 I know that it’s a fifth floor walk up but the view is out of this world. 1.3205 0.06450 78 57 17 4
2495 Space enough for you. 1.3205 0.06703 78 58 15 5
2496 Your Zoom background will be literally out of this world! 1.3205 0.05623 78 54 23 1
2497 Sure, you could move to Canada. But you want to escape the virus, too, right? 1.3205 0.06703 78 58 15 5
2498 And this is the room to remind people that they are a insignificant speck in the universe. 1.3205 0.06703 78 58 15 5
2499 The air is a little thin up here but the view is magnificent 1.3205 0.06703 78 58 15 5
2500 Don’t be discouraged by the stairs - it has a stellar view! 1.3205 0.05911 78 55 21 2
2501 But views of life , people and sunlight are so 2019. 1.3205 0.06450 78 57 17 4
2502 ...And as you can see, the nearest neighbors are several million miles away. 1.3205 0.06947 78 59 13 6
2503 ...And the solar system was installed only 4 billion years ago! 1.3205 0.06703 78 58 15 5
2504 This switch box turns the gravity on and off. Which is fun. Just don't turn the Oxygen off. 1.3205 0.06703 78 58 15 5
2505 You told me you loved Holst. 1.3205 0.06450 78 57 17 4
2506 The Sagan Suite. 1.3205 0.06187 78 56 19 3
2507 Nobody can hear the neighbors scream 1.3205 0.06450 78 57 17 4
2508 I know the space seems small,but the possibilities are endless. 1.3205 0.05911 78 55 21 2
2509 No elevator, but what a view! 1.3205 0.06450 78 57 17 4
2510 There's so much space outside. 1.3205 0.06703 78 58 15 5
2511 And it has lots of space. 1.3205 0.06947 78 59 13 6
2512 Who told you the rent was astronomical? 1.3205 0.06947 78 59 13 6
2513 It's farther from the subway, but you get more space for the money. 1.3205 0.05911 78 54 21 2
2514 '...And this is our planetarium room.' 1.3205 0.06187 78 56 19 3
2515 And this apartment has an intriguing use of space. 1.3205 0.06450 78 57 17 4
2516 And the amenities include Oxygen and Gravity! 1.3205 0.06450 78 57 17 4
2517 Sure the commute is a bit long but you're paying for the view. 1.3205 0.06947 78 59 13 6
2518 And this is the dark side. 1.3205 0.06703 78 58 15 5
2519 It has a low walkability score, but the neighborhood is on the rise. 1.3205 0.06187 78 56 19 3
2520 In full disclosure, the previous tenant was lost in space. 1.3205 0.06450 78 57 17 4
2521 It may take a while to climb up 3543 sets of stairs, but just look at the view! 1.3205 0.06187 78 56 19 3
2522 I know the interior’s a bit cramped, but the yard is quite spacious. 1.3205 0.06187 78 56 19 3
2523 The commute takes lightyears, but the views are out of this world. 1.3205 0.06703 78 58 15 5
2524 It's a fixer-upper, but what a view! And there's no presidential election coverage in sight! 1.3205 0.06703 78 58 15 5
2525 The Vader's loved it here 1.3205 0.06703 78 58 15 5
2526 ...it’s fully compliant with the city’s phase 31 social distancing requirements 1.3205 0.05623 78 54 23 1
2527 Well it’s a mid century brown stone but it’s recently had some work done. 1.3205 0.06947 78 59 13 6
2528 Time to create some lovely memories in a lovely space. 1.3205 0.06450 78 57 17 4
2529 Honestly, the view is out of this world. 1.3205 0.05473 78 56 19 2
2530 You’ll be over the moon about this space! 1.3205 0.06187 78 56 19 3
2531 And it’s only four light years from the train! 1.3205 0.06187 78 56 19 3
2532 Still cheaper than a NYC apartment 1.3205 0.07183 78 60 11 7
2533 Oxygen is not included in the price tho 1.3205 0.06450 78 57 17 4
2534 I think you're gonna like this one. It's out of this world! 1.3205 0.06187 78 56 19 3
2535 It really is a great price for a 3000-story walk-up. 1.3205 0.06187 78 56 19 3
2536 And finally, here’s the master bedroom with the wonderful view of Uranus. 1.3205 0.06450 78 57 17 4
2537 Don’t worry, Amazon will implement 1-day space delivery starting next month 1.3205 0.06187 78 56 19 3
2538 And here we have the view of where you probably rather be living 1.3205 0.06187 78 56 19 3
2539 Well? You said you needed lots of space? 1.3205 0.06450 78 57 17 4
2540 It’s very quiet, the spaceships only go by once an hour 1.3205 0.06187 78 56 18 3
2541 ... and no one can hear you scream! 1.3205 0.06450 78 57 17 4
2542 ..now since you said you were looking for privacy and did not mind a commute... 1.3205 0.06703 78 58 15 5
2543 The views are seriously out of this world 1.3205 0.06450 78 57 17 4
2544 It doesn’t have the open floor plan you want, but the view is out of this world 1.3205 0.06187 78 56 19 3
2545 Makes working remotely for the International Space Station a little more tolerable, don’t you think? 1.3205 0.06450 78 57 17 4
2546 The big draw is really the sweeping view of the end of humanity. 1.3205 0.05911 78 55 21 2
2547 There may not be much space inside, but wait til you see the view! 1.3205 0.06703 78 58 15 5
2548 The cosmic void really makes the space seem bigger 1.3205 0.06450 78 57 17 4
2549 Great location, but no atmosphere... 1.3205 0.06947 78 59 13 6
2550 You wouldn’t have to worry about social distancing in this neighborhood 1.3205 0.06450 78 57 17 4
2551 Yes, but the apartment comes with unlimited space. 1.3205 0.06450 78 57 17 4
2552 You’re the fifteenth couple I’m showing this apartment after the debate. 1.3205 0.06450 78 57 17 4
2553 And very, very isolated. Never have to worry about noise! 1.3205 0.06187 78 56 19 3
2554 The air is a little thin, but the view is amazing! 1.3188 0.07860 69 54 8 7
2555 The place is a little small, but the view is astronomic! 1.3188 0.07297 69 52 12 5
2556 The cell reception is amazing, and it comes with free satellite TV . 1.3188 0.07584 69 53 10 6
2557 A plus is the central vacuum is included 1.3188 0.07584 69 53 10 6
2558 Welcome to the new normal! 1.3167 0.07699 60 45 11 4
2559 Mr. Musk assures me you'll have utilities connected and an express shuttle service by end of the calendar year. 1.3165 0.05850 79 56 21 2
2560 . . . but the view is out of this world! 1.3165 0.06630 79 59 15 5
2561 It is not as far as it looks 1.3165 0.05850 79 56 21 2
2562 We add virtual views to our basement apartments. 1.3158 0.06546 76 56 16 4
2563 Elevator service is quite a blast. 1.3158 0.06808 76 57 14 5
2564 This apartment has great outer space. 1.3158 0.06546 76 56 16 4
2565 As promised -"Penthouse with heavenly views"! 1.3158 0.06272 76 55 18 3
2566 All this space! 1.3158 0.06808 76 57 14 5
2567 This charming home is small but it has lots of space! 1.3158 0.06272 76 55 18 3
2568 I agree that was a long elevator ride, but the view is out of this world! 1.3158 0.07061 76 58 12 6
2569 It's only 10 light years from downtown. 1.3158 0.06808 76 57 14 5
2570 A few plants here and there could really bring some atmosphere to the room 1.3158 0.05986 76 54 20 2
2571 People say the view is out of this world! 1.3158 0.06808 76 57 14 5
2572 Yes, it's a little high up, but at least you don't get birds flying into your window. 1.3158 0.06546 76 56 16 4
2573 I think you'll find this place is almost heaven. 1.3158 0.07305 76 59 10 7
2574 Yes the elevator, but the view is out of this world. 1.3158 0.06546 76 56 16 4
2575 The space is amazing. 1.3158 0.07061 76 58 12 6
2576 But you have to admit, the walkup is great exercise..! 1.3158 0.06272 76 55 18 3
2577 There’s certainly no shortage of space. 1.3158 0.06272 76 55 18 3
2578 Granted, the commute is a little long, but look at all this space! 1.3158 0.07061 76 58 12 6
2579 Hold on, let me just pop open a window here. 1.3158 0.06272 76 55 18 3
2580 That feeling of being small... alone... lost in space--so revitalizing after a long day of "reality"! 1.3158 0.06808 76 57 14 5
2581 It may be five flights up but the space is worth it. 1.3158 0.06272 76 55 18 3
2582 Who needs natural light when you have this view! 1.3158 0.06546 76 56 16 4
2583 Windows are purely decorative, please don't open. 1.3158 0.06546 76 56 16 4
2584 It tends to get stuffy in here, but if you need some air just close the window. 1.3158 0.06808 76 57 14 5
2585 And lastly,our Mars rocket offers Mid-Century accommodations as well. 1.3158 0.07061 76 58 12 6
2586 What's really great is your mortgage payments are only due once a year ! 1.3158 0.06808 76 57 14 5
2587 ''And this room has a stellar view" 1.3158 0.05986 76 54 20 2
2588 The lighting in this room is powered by our patented solar system technology, with four moon phases and dimmable Venus. 1.3158 0.06546 76 56 16 4
2589 And with the universe expanding, you can only expect the property to appreciate! 1.3158 0.06546 76 56 16 4
2590 Also, the bath room has a meteor shower motif! 1.3158 0.06546 76 56 16 4
2591 There's Saturn, Jupiter, Mars, Neptune, and Mercury. And if you lean out the window, we can see Uranus! 1.3158 0.07061 76 58 12 6
2592 Let’s forget about the crappy light fixtures for a minute...” 1.3158 0.06808 76 57 14 5
2593 When you look out the window you'll see your not in Kansas anymore. 1.3158 0.06546 76 56 16 4
2594 Well, you said you were looking for something with more space. 1.3158 0.06808 76 57 14 5
2595 You've both heard of "fake news", well this is a "fake window!" 1.3158 0.05986 76 54 20 2
2596 At least you won't need flood insurance. 1.3158 0.05986 76 54 20 2
2597 I know it's smaller than you're looking for, but the backyard has tons of space. 1.3158 0.05685 76 53 22 1
2598 Cable's not so good here, most of the tenants use satellite dish. 1.3158 0.06546 76 56 16 4
2599 The addition to the house was launched in 1977. 1.3158 0.07061 76 58 12 6
2600 And even better, you cannot hear Trump's shouting from here! 1.3158 0.07061 76 58 12 6
2601 ... and when I say out of this world, ... 1.3158 0.05986 76 54 20 2
2602 This unit has a lot of empty space for you to play with. 1.3158 0.06546 76 56 16 4
2603 Never mind if it feels small in here. You won't even notice once you see the view. 1.3158 0.06272 76 55 18 3
2604 If you want an apartment with a lot of space, this would be it. 1.3158 0.05986 76 54 20 2
2605 Its a long elevator ride but wait 'til you see the view! 1.3158 0.05986 76 54 20 2
2606 And because you're on one of the upper floors the view is spectacular. 1.3158 0.06272 76 55 18 3
2607 It's a bit of a commute, but the view's out of this world. 1.3158 0.06808 76 57 14 5
2608 It’s quite spacious! 1.3158 0.06272 76 55 18 3
2609 I know it's a bit dark and cramped, but visualize the increased space breaking down that wall and building a sunroom 1.3158 0.06808 76 57 14 5
2610 The price is astronomical, but the view is heavenly. 1.3158 0.06546 76 56 16 4
2611 Sure, the price is down to earth. But the neighborhood is out of this world. 1.3158 0.06546 76 56 16 4
2612 I promise you, it's worth the out of this world price. 1.3158 0.06272 76 55 18 3
2613 And now you understand the long elevator ride 1.3158 0.06808 76 57 14 5
2614 And of course your children will be attending school with the new life-forms just discovered in the water here on Saturn's moon Enceladus. 1.3158 0.05986 76 54 20 2
2615 And I think you’ll agree, this room is just out of this world! 1.3158 0.05986 76 54 20 2
2616 And these upper floors have a great view! 1.3158 0.05685 76 53 22 1
2617 And THIS is the penthouse⁄ 1.3158 0.06808 76 57 14 5
2618 Well you couldn’t afford anything in that zip code... 1.3158 0.07061 76 58 12 6
2619 I assure you, no risk of Covid-19 in this neighborhood. 1.3158 0.05685 76 53 22 1
2620 I know it needs work but the view is out of this world. 1.3158 0.06272 76 55 18 3
2621 Is this high enough? 1.3158 0.07061 76 58 12 6
2622 You think the rent is astronomical... 1.3158 0.05986 76 54 20 2
2623 It has an amazing amount of space. 1.3158 0.06808 76 57 14 5
2624 Well, the apartment could use a face lift but the view is out of this world. 1.3158 0.06272 76 55 18 3
2625 The view is worth the long walk-up! 1.3158 0.06808 76 57 14 5
2626 Haven't you always wanted a lot of space? 1.3158 0.07061 76 58 12 6
2627 This is the Elon Musk room. 1.3158 0.06272 76 55 18 3
2628 You did say you wanted a lot of space 1.3158 0.07061 76 58 12 6
2629 This isn't what I thought you meant by spacious! 1.3158 0.06546 76 56 16 4
2630 The dining area is limited, but the outdoor space is ever expanding. 1.3158 0.06546 76 56 16 4
2631 For only $280 a month you can go where the sun don't shine. 1.3158 0.06546 76 56 16 4
2632 It’s never been more true. Open this door and the universe is yours. 1.3158 0.06272 76 55 18 3
2633 I know it’s a worn-out cliché, but you must admit the views are out of this world. 1.3158 0.06272 76 55 18 3
2634 Just a little outside of the city, but well within your budget. 1.3158 0.07542 76 60 8 8
2635 You'll be up here with the stars. 1.3158 0.06546 76 56 16 4
2636 This one has the space you’ve been looking for. 1.3158 0.07061 76 58 12 6
2637 It's a bit far out, but it's rent-controlled! 1.3158 0.05986 76 54 20 2
2638 But it comes with a stellar view. 1.3158 0.05685 76 53 22 1
2639 We have a spacious room with a spacious view. 1.3158 0.06808 76 57 14 5
2640 And your upstairs neighbor is Elon Musk. 1.3158 0.06272 76 55 18 3
2641 Sure, the rent is astronomical, but look at this view. 1.3158 0.06808 76 57 14 5
2642 It’s a long elevator ride, sure, but the view is out of this world. 1.3158 0.06272 76 55 18 3
2643 And you can name it. 1.3158 0.07061 76 58 12 6
2644 I understand your confusion. The word space in the ad refers to cosmic and not finite dimensions. 1.3158 0.06808 76 57 14 5
2645 You said you wanted a high floor. 1.3158 0.06808 76 57 14 5
2646 It is a fantastic place; no neighbours no gossip and no gravity outside 1.3158 0.05986 76 54 20 2
2647 ...and this was Mr. Sagan's favorite room 1.3158 0.06272 76 55 18 3
2648 And see how much space there is in this room! 1.3158 0.06546 76 56 16 4
2649 We call the express elevator the “Saturn Five.” Wait till you see the view! 1.3158 0.06272 76 55 18 3
2650 Don't let the door close. There's no re-entry! 1.3158 0.06272 76 55 18 3
2651 There's a spectacular view, but local shopping may be an issue. 1.3158 0.07061 76 58 12 6
2652 It appears small, but there's lots of space. 1.3158 0.06546 76 56 16 4
2653 Yes, it is a bit of a commute, but look at that georgious view! 1.3158 0.06808 76 57 14 5
2654 The commute is a bit long, but there's a shuttle. 1.3158 0.06272 76 55 18 3
2655 I know you said you didn’t want a walk-up, but as you can see the view is out of this world. 1.3158 0.06808 76 57 14 5
2656 And the rent is very reasonable since there’s no elevator! 1.3158 0.06808 76 57 14 5
2657 This one will take your breath away in just seconds... 1.3158 0.06546 76 56 16 4
2658 Saving my best showing for last, this is stellar. 1.3158 0.06272 76 55 18 3
2659 Astronomical view and it has double glazing. 1.3158 0.06272 76 55 18 3
2660 You unlock this door with the key of imagination. 1.3158 0.06808 76 57 14 5
2661 The pet rent varies depending on which planet you adopt from 1.3158 0.06546 76 56 16 4
2662 So you mentioned you were interested in something on a higher floor with a little more space? Ta da! 1.3158 0.05367 76 52 24 0
2663 The planetarium view - Welcome to our highest floor in the building. 1.3158 0.06808 76 57 14 5
2664 As promised, welcome to your infinity and beyond 1.3158 0.06808 76 57 14 5
2665 but I thought you asked for a place with 'absolute zero problems'" 1.3158 0.06546 76 56 16 4
2666 Yes, the 2nd Avenue line will come up here. 1.3158 0.05986 76 54 20 2
2667 I bet you won't get a better space in your budget. 1.3158 0.05986 76 54 20 2
2668 Don't worry, the apartment is pressurized 1.3158 0.05986 76 54 20 2
2669 Trust me: the view from the millionth floor will make the three day elevator ride worth it. 1.3158 0.06546 76 56 16 4
2670 I thought all you two wanted was space! 1.3158 0.06546 76 56 16 4
2671 It is a bit of a food desert in this neighborhood 1.3158 0.06546 76 56 16 4
2672 I know it’s a little outside your price range but look at the outdoor space! 1.3158 0.07061 76 58 12 6
2673 The studio itself is small, but it has a great view of space 1.3158 0.06272 76 55 18 3
2674 There's a lot of space, but it's easy to vaccum. 1.3158 0.06546 76 56 16 4
2675 The Millennium Falcon goes express to Grand Central during rush hour. 1.3158 0.06808 76 57 14 5
2676 Now I'll be honest, it's a bit of a commute... 1.3158 0.05986 76 54 20 2
2677 If you need a little more space... 1.3158 0.06272 76 55 18 3
2678 This is the more “spacious” room of the house! 1.3158 0.06546 76 56 16 4
2679 The original owners took social distancing very seriously 1.3158 0.07305 76 59 10 7
2680 On a clear day you can see earth or what's left of it. 1.3158 0.06808 76 57 14 5
2681 Yes, totally, the lack of oxygen will really boost your skin and daily meditation 1.3158 0.06808 76 57 14 5
2682 This neighbourhood has the prettiest meteor showers! 1.3158 0.05986 76 54 20 2
2683 The vacuum is located just outside 1.3158 0.06546 76 56 16 4
2684 Finally, the moon view! 1.3158 0.06546 76 56 16 4
2685 with the current times, real estate here is going to become much more popular than coastal cities! 1.3158 0.06546 76 56 16 4
2686 All the usual stuff - just don’t open the window or you’ll be unconscious within about 15 seconds. 1.3158 0.06808 76 57 14 5
2687 It has a different dimension with tons of space! 1.3151 0.06723 73 54 15 4
2688 It's got lots of natural Jupiter light. 1.3151 0.07267 73 56 11 6
2689 I know you folks wanted spacious views of the outside! Well, in this room you can truly decompress! 1.3151 0.07000 73 55 13 5
2690 The windows are infinity-glazed. 1.3151 0.07000 73 55 13 5
2691 Does Uber eats reach this place? 1.3151 0.07000 73 55 13 5
2692 It’s a bit farther from downtown, but it’s only $8,000 a month. 1.3143 0.07207 70 53 12 5
2693 No that’s per week 1.3117 0.06473 77 57 16 4
2694 As you can see, it comes with [insert politician’s name here] view of reality. 1.3115 0.07221 61 45 13 3
2695 It’s a bit cosy in this room but there’s a lot of space outside. 1.3108 0.05749 74 52 21 1
2696 As we get further from the center of town we’re seeing a lot more space for your dollar. 1.3108 0.06360 74 54 17 3
2697 Everything is generated on solar power. 1.3108 0.06360 74 54 17 3
2698 The commute is a bit further than you're used to, but it's worth it for these views. 1.3108 0.06645 74 55 15 4
2699 It's a very open floor plan, but it might be a good idea to keep the windows closed. 1.3108 0.06360 74 54 17 3
2700 On the bright side, there's no Covid here " 1.3108 0.06062 74 53 19 2
2701 Nicely, this area has seen some outstanding expansion over time. 1.3108 0.06062 74 53 19 2
2702 As long as the Zorgons don't come by you should be fine 1.3108 0.06918 74 56 13 5
2703 As you can see, plenty of space inside and out. 1.3108 0.06360 74 54 17 3